"Yo!" "Science, what is it all about?" "Techmology, what is dat all about?" "Is it good or is it whack?" "There is a bloke from round my hood, Staines, called Rainbow Jeremy, who reject everything to do with science." "He just chill at home, he smoke his own home-grown and check this." "He don't have a telly." "I ain't shitting you, he don't have a telly." "Yeah." "He lives in a house though?" " Yo!" "...and a house is a product of technology." "No, he ain't got no techmology in it, you can check out his website." "The house itself..." " He's got a website?" "...he wears clothes, shoes, he eats food?" "Has computers made our lives better?" "I don't think there is any question about it." "Will computers ever be able to work out what 9999999999 99999999999999999" "9999999999 multiplied by 9999999" "I ain't finished, you don't know what I is going to say 998999999999 point 8899889999999999999" "The answer's yes." "The most powerful computer does 36 trillion operations a second." "So would it be able to multiply... 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10..." " Yes, Yes." "10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10..." " Yes, Yes." "You don't know what I is going to say, multiply you don't even know." "10 10 10 10 11..." " It doesn't make any difference." "Blink of an eye" " It doesn't make any difference." "Whatever numbers you name, the computer will be able to handle them." "100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100..." "Yes yes yes, yes!" "Whatever numbers you want it it will be able to multiply." "...Point 99998." " Yes." "Without blowing up?" " Yes." "Gonna move it on a little bit." "Where did men come from?" "Men evolved out of lower species, in the way that all species evolved out of lower species." "This is ridiculous, this is ludicrous." " What?" "If you want us to believe this happened, he's welcome to believe his grandpa was Lucy and came down from the tree or something." "But that is pure religion." "We offer a quarter million dollars for anybody with any empirical scientific evidence for evolution." "So you is saying that we ain't come down from monkeys?" "No, monkeys still having babies." "Why don't they have another human today?" "OK." "Has you ever eaten a banana?" "Oh yeah, I eat all kinds of fruit." "I eat a banana and that's proof we came down from the rock?" "That's proof, yo!" "...That's not proof of evolution." "People who engage in this kind of nonsense always set up the rules, so that you could never win the money." "Now you..." "But the banana thing got him,innit?" " Yeah well..." "He had to start going ah no no no, he started saying, 'cos you started going red when I said that, like you thought oh shit." "I thought no such thing." "The fact that we..." "Then why did you start all..." "He went red didn't it?" "No." "I'm surprised at how illogical your question was, or your thinking is." "Yo!" "Speak to the hand 'cos the face ain't listening." "We're homo sapiens and that's about..." " Well, yo!" "eight steps down..." " I ain't..." "I just want to make it clear 'cos this is going on on the TV or whatever dat I..." "I don't do that stuff, I ain't got nothing against it..." "Oh, it's the homo that threw him off." "I mean, explain this." "It's a scientific nomenclature that describes who we are as part of a fila or a stream of, you know it goes homonid, homonoid and then we go through..." "Yo whatever, there's different names for it." " We are all homo sapiens." "All humans would be considered homo sapien..." " My wife is a homo sapien." "That's not homosexual..." " Alright respect!" "Well, it's just a way of describing who we are." "Well that's it." "You know, I just want to make clear, yo respect for coming on and I ain't going to treat you differently now that that has come out, you know that is safe." "It has nothing to do with no..." " Come on now!" "You are confused here, let's settle the confusion." "All of people in the whole world, the biologists have in a group called homo." "And the particular human group below that is sapiens and all that is Greek it just means the Greek word for man smart." "Yeah, a lot of them is very talented." "They..." "It has nothing to do with homosexuals." "It has nothing to do with the homos you meet on the street." "It is an entirely different lingo." "But..." " My point is..." "So, is, is you one of the homo lot?" "I am a homo sapien, I think all humans are homo sapiens." "You are too." "OK." "You are too." " Yo, yo..." "The term homo and homo sapien has nothing at all to do with sex." " Alright." "Let's talk about when techmology goes horribly wrong." "Is there techmologies that you won't use?" "I try to avoid foods that have pesticide residues on them." "No disrespect, but does you use a toilet or does you just drop one in a hole?" "Of course I use the toilet like I assume everybody here does, or I hope." "You'd use it but would you flush?" " Certainly, yeah, absolutely." "So, would you use a toilet, or does you just drop it in a hole?" "I've been to quite a few countries where they don't have toilets and I'm very glad to get back to America." "So would you flush?" "Oh sure, and I think you should have a septic system that's properly designed to handle the waste." "You say that, but there is evidence backstage to the contrary." "Was it, was it you?" " I've no idea what you're talking about." "You know what I is talking about." " I have no clue." "The floater." "Covering it with paper don't make it alright." "Yo." "That goes for the rest of you." "Whoever it was." "I ain't pointing any fingers but I does have my suspicions." "Well, I don't, it was not me if that's what you're saying." "I would not." "If I even understand what you're talking about which I don't part of the time here." "You know what I is talking about." "'Cos if it was, then shame on you." "Still, you are very confusing." " Yo, I ain't pointing fingers, but is you the one backstage, who didn't flush?" " No sir." "You know I is talking about cos the..." " If that's what you're talking about, why you would talk about that on a TV programme blows my mind." "I is just saying out of respect and we is all talking about respect, whatever." "Whoever it was and I ain't just, you know I don't care." "Let's just..." "Well, then going on to something else." " Let's put it to the side." "But, that ain't right." "Shame on you!" " I didn't do it." "Don't say 'shame on me'." "I didn't do anything." "I just wanna thank you for coming on here." "This was very interesting." "Keep it real." "Yo, respect!" "Respect" "Respect" "Respect" "Jagshemash." "American national sport is called baseballs." "It's very similar to our sport shurik, where we take dogs shoot them in a field and then have a party." "I like you." "I find more now with team Savannah Sand Gnats." "Dziendobre." "We have tonight, Mr Borat Sagdiyev, from Kazakhstan Television." "I love USA." "Do you love USA?" "Yes." "I love baseballs." "Do you love baseballs?" "I like you, do you like me?" "US and A, US and A" "And now please, everybody we stand for national anthem Kazakhstan for respect." "I love USA!" "I love USA." "I like sex." "I love USA High Five." "Hello." " Ah, don't do that." "Why not?" " Because that's not me." "But in my country we..." " We're not in your country, we're in my country." "The film..." " Yeah?" "Beverly Hills Cop- we have, we like?" "It's alright..." " It's nice..." " It's not realistic, but it's alright What is name, the eh... the man, the chocolate face who play the cop?" " Eddie Murphy." "Yes..." "Which side do you want to win?" " We're in Savannah, we hope Savannah." "Fuck you!" " Oh no no no." "Why not?" " Trouble." "No, no, profane language, we don't say that in public." "Did you pay some money to the boss to make sure your side wins?" "That's not done in baseball." " But maybe?" "Fifty dollar?" " No no no no." "You want I pay him 50 dollars?" " No no no no no" "I have 40,000 tampon..." "Oh well..." " ...no applicator" "You want, I give to the umpire?" " I don't think so." "You think he will mind that there is no applicator?" " I don't think so." "Hello hello..." "You have a shower?" "Can I come in?" "You are very strong..." "You are strong!" "You have a rhum like my friend." "My friend he have the same rhum from you." "Yes..." "Can I touch?" "You want to do a wrestle?" " A wrestle?" "Yeah." "What's that?" " I like to wrestle." "You want me to take you out?" " What does it 'take me out'?" "What does it do?" "..." "Ah!" "Ah!" "...He get me." "I'm gonna pin you." "I'm gonna pin you." "You ok?" "Aw, man." " Dang man." "I ok..." "I make a joke, you think I hurt?" "You win." " I win?" "...I ok." "You win me." "Thank you." "Diggidy check yoself before you wreck yoself." "I iz here with none other than my man Ralph Nader." "Him be the green party presidential candidate in the year 2000..." "So what is happening with the rainforests?" "They're being cut down, very fast." "But what's the big deal?" "It's not like anyone's ever lived in them." "Well, sure you have a lot of native peoples who live in them." "But surely they would be happy to get out of there." "Must be crap living there, no maccy d's, no KFC's, no way to drive around, all dese monkeys plopping on your head." "Who would wanna stay there, you'd have to be absolutely mental?" "You wouldn't like it." "But why would anyone wanna live there with the risk of... a monkey dropping one on your head?" "First of all, monkeys aren't eager to search out natives and plop on them." "Yeah, but it ain't impossible." " I've never heard of a case." "How should people out there, lessen the amount of electricity they use?" "Well there's a lot of waste, you know... you leave your house or your flat and you leave the electricity on." "Me sometimes get the electricity meter and me put like a coat hanger in one of the clogs and that seems to stop it or... you use magnets and change the number." " Then you can't turn the lights on?" "No, you can turn the lights on but the numbers don't go up." "Oh yeah." "That's rigging the meter though." "Yeah, you ...that's a violation." "So do you think if it was legal, people should do that here?" "No, because it doesn't reduce the amount of electricity you use." "So, how come the number ain't going up?" "Because someone is interfering with the meter." "It's well easy to be negative, I was only trying to help you out." "No, I appreciate that." " Is natural gases running out?" "No." "Why don't you get humanoids who make a lot of natural gas to maybe squeeze one out into a box or something like that and use that energy?" " Well, you already have tens of millions of cattle but they haven't figured out how to put a box on their asshole." "Check it." "It is 8 o'clock in the morning which is the earliest I is ever been up and I is in the middle of the fucking desert." "Why?" "'Cos I is at an anti-nuclear protest, which is a subject well well close to my heart and is also an opportunity to meet some loose hippy bitches and possibly have a rumble." "Respect!" "So." "Shall we stand up or shall we sit down?" "Let's sit down because it's closer to the earth that way." " No doubt." "The Shoshoni people believe in having a hug from heart to heart." "And I think that is..." " Easy now!" "Very nice." " Yeah So is you ever like been to the UK?" "Yes I have, I went to London..." "Has you bin to like Staines?" "That's where I is from." "Staines?" " No." "The whole area's very beautiful, it's got like a new McDonalds." "McDonalds?" " For real." "Oh no." "No, but it's an amazing massive one." " Really?" "I try to avoid that stuff." " Is you more Burger King, or?" "Me?" "No." " KFC?" "None of it." "Is you going down to the gate?" "Is you gonna be doing a bit of protesting today?" " ...not today I've got to take off." "But yeah, I went down there, got in their face, it was pretty fun and..." "Did you get arrested?" " I didn't get arrested, but I've been arrested in the past." " With full respect, ain't you being a bit..." " Chicken?" "Is that?" "Well  you know, chicken?" " Yeah, yeah..." "really you could be right on that." "Will you come down with me?" " I ain't getting arrested." "Well, is you a bit of a..." "Sure." " You bet I am." "Is you on crack?" "Where's that gold come from?" "Who fucking mines that gold?" "You got Africa." "He's got the Africa on this." " No doubt man!" "Where does gold come from?" " Africa Do you know how gold is mined?" " Yes." "You know the environmental devastation incurred by this gold?" "Do you know how many people are in bondage, literally slaves, over in Africa getting this gold, so you can wear a gold Africa?" " Is you by any chance a bit jealous?" "You know dey is all coming down 'ere, so?" "Who's coming down here?" " There's gonna be a big thing 'ere." "That's their option." "One of them I met was saying bad things about you lot." "Was saying that all your mums were slags and that you was cowards, was too cowardly to arrest them and all that..." "He's got his philosophy." "We've got ours." "He's got like a big beard this geezer and like sunglasses on." "Massive beard." "You struck the World Trade Center" "And crashed the Pentagon" "It's a bit depressing this one innit." " Resist the urge to cause more suffering" "No." "Resist the urge to retaliate" "I is feeling kind of the vibe of the earth thing" "I's gonna do a protesting 'cos I didn't know where I was inside or outside or something thinking with my brain and then I was speaking." "I didn't know if people that I's talking with, didn't know how they would walk in with, didn't know how I would go in with and when I didn't know if if if when, what, if didn't know what I was gonna in the fence" "On the fence, the fence, the fence, the fence the fence, the fence talking about the fence" "I meant, meant about something to do with the fence and the whole thing about rent and it's about rent and fence and if you don't like that, then live in the tents, yo." "That's what I is saying, living in the tents." "Yo." "Making it free, making it kind of funky." "Making the ladies touch their punani." "That is wild that is fly, cause all my bitches here is rocking their style." "Take it away." "Fr fr, fr fresh." "Fr fr, fr fresh." "Right." " Respect, yo!" "Yo, Respect, Respect!" "Yo, boom boom shake da mofo room." "I is here with the main man of medicine." "His name be C Everett Koop." "So all you lot out there need to listen up because you is as likely to be killed by an illness as you is by a drive by." "So." "Let's talk about the human body, cos' after all everyone has got one of them ...so we is meant to believe." "How important is the heart?" "The heart is the pump, that makes the blood take all the things that you need nutritionally to all parts of your body." "Why is the actual heart beat so old-fashioned, you know:" "Boom boom, boom boom, boom boom?" "That's a built-in mechanism in the heart that is, it's electrical." "But surely like my homies out there would be more into looking after their heart, if they had a beat that they could relate to like a kind of drum and bass." "Then they would look after it and go 'yo, dis is me heart, respect it'." "No." "You're way off base there." "But why can't we use techmology and let's say take out some of the bit, with all respect, boring organs and stick in like a CD player, like wicked speakers?" "You're like booming out, you is like a walking sound system." "That would be wicked man!" "It would be wicked." "It's what you say, it would be impossible is a better word." "What about sticking a mobile phone in there?" "Surely there's space for that..." "You just don't know what you're talking about." "What do you think would happen to your body with a cellphone in there?" "Well, it would be able to answer calls and all dat kind of thing." "No." "You'd start to bleed, you'd start to get infection and before long, if nobody intervened, you'd be dead." "What is the brain?" " The brain is the thing that you have to have." "Without the brain nothing else works." "Is the brain's memory any good?" " The brain's memory is perfect." "So how come, I can't remember me pin number?" "Well..." " I think it's got like a 4 in it." "I could give you a quick answer and say you're stupid." "You know." "Dat obviously ain't the real reason." " Well, it's the beginning of truth." "Does all of us really have bones or is it just what the media want us to believe?" " You all have bones." "Me know this is a generalisation but why is all skeletons involved in evil stuff?" "That's just,... skeletons are the last thing to disappear." "How fast do bones grow?" "They grow very remarkably until you are a certain age and then when you go through puberty, bones stop growing in length." "How come some bones can grow in like a few seconds, like a few inches?" " That can't happen." "But how come, the dong bone can... you know just?" " It's not a bone, not a bone." "It is a bone, innit?" " No it isn't a bone." "But it does grow well quickly, I is got like 11 girls who can prove it." "They can give you written evidence." " It's not a bone." "Do you reckon it's ever okay to end someone's life?" "No." "I do not." "But, like with me cat, when him had a broken leg me took him to the vet and..." " Your cat is not a human being." "Well,... my cat was a human being." "No, please don't confuse me." "Your cat was not a human being." "Nobody in the world believes, a cat is a human being." "But it had human feelings though." " No, he doesn't have human feelings." "It was sad sometimes." " I'm sure it's sad." "It was sad when they had to booka it 'cos of the leg." "Let's talk about a big thing, def" " D.E.F." "I is talking about the thing that happens to you,... you know, a few weeks after you is alive." "That's bad innit?" "Yeah, you don't spell it that way though, it's D.E.A.T.H." "So, what is the chances that me will eventually die?" "That you will die, 100%." "I can guarantee that 100% you will die." "What, you is being a bit of a pessimist there." "No, I'm being an absolute realist." "I didn't realise you was a player here." "I'd like to get a second opinion on that." "There is nobody that I know, who has a mind and a brain, who doesn't know that everybody will die." "I like to think that 4 out of 5 people is definitely gonna be have the def thing happen to them." "One out of five, jah bless!" "Keep going, keeping it strong." "I hope." " You will eventually find you're wrong." "Whatever." "Keep it real." "Yo, big up yoself." "What is states?" "In chemistry you can have things that are solid, that's one state, liquid, is another state and gas, like the air which you can't usually see." "Ain't there danger that sometimes you think you is gonna produce a gas and out comes a solid." "Has you ever done that?" "Well,..." "I suppose there's always a danger." "Cos me once went on a date with this honey called Melanie Sharp and anyway we woz in the cinema and me let slip a silent but violent." "And me did the usual, you know just going... you know like and like blame it on them or whatever." "And then I thought I was cool or whatever and we walked out 'bout half an hour later and I thought something ain't right." "So I went round the corner and had a little peep and 'hello' there was some solid in me hilfigers." " Okay." "Me name be Ralph Nader, me gonna make an appeal." "Homies - save the rainforest!" "Aye, keep it real."