"UFO PRINCESS VALKYRIE December Nocturne" "Je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime" "I need an answer" "How long and how far should I keep running?" "I love you, love you, love you, love you" "Who am I?" "I want to want and be wanted" "Let's fall in love, it's the proof of life" "With the kiss that connects us" "We'll talk, we'll see eye to eye" "With a kiss that is more eloquent than words" "I'm in love, it's the proof of life" "Meeting is destiny" "We can talk, we can see eye to eye" "With the kiss of life" "Love is power, the power of love" "Meeting is destiny" "We'll talk, we'll see eye to eye" "With a kiss that is more eloquent than words" "I'm dreaming right now." "But I don't know what this dream is about." "In a place that no longer exists..." "Only sadness keeps on growing..." "This is..." "Valhalla!" "The Key of Time" "Time to eat!" "Big Brother, could you pass me the soy sauce?" "(Tokino Bathhouse)" "Hold on." "Spot, give it to me when you're done." "No problem." "Here." "Princess's fiance, please pass it over here, too." "Princess, do you need soy sauce?" "Yes!" "Miso soup!" "Princess, try not to spill it." "Here." "There, there." "Princess, you're so... adorable!" "Val had a dream!" "Really?" "What kind of dream was it?" "Let's see..." "I don't remember." "Princess, was I in your dream?" "Nope." ""Nope"..." "See you later!" "Please watch the house for me!" "See you later!" "Be careful!" "Val is going out!" "And I'm coming with you!" "But Kazuto told you to watch the house..." "I'll stay here then..." "Boo-hoo... (Hagoromo Middle School)" "Good morning!" "Good morning!" "(Hagoromo High School)" "One notable characteristic of Shinkokinshu is..." "Just as you can see in the part mentioned earlier," ""even the storm is white in the spring morning"..." "Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap..." "Slap, slap, castle, castle." "What's that?" "(Hagoromo Munen-ryu Dojo Kid's Kendo Class)" "Munen-ryu, fast swing!" "Fast swing, fast swing, fast swing, fast swing, fast swing, fast swing, fast swing." "Munen-ryu, ichi no tachi!" "Ichi no tachi!" "Ni no tachi!" "Ni no tachi!" "San no tachi!" "San no tachi!" "(HYDRA)" "Hydra." "Yes sir." "You have potential." "Keep on practicing." "Yes sir!" "Once I take a sword in my hand I'm the best in Valhalla." "My dream will come true..." "Hydie!" "Huh?" "Hydie!" "Whoa?" "!" "What the hell is that?" "Huh?" "It's Spot!" "I'm talking about what you're riding on!" "What?" "I don't know." "Whatever, just don't come toward me!" "Huh?" "What?" "I said stop!" "Oh, okay!" "Brake!" "How dare you..." "There's no doubt about it." "This is the Key of Time!" "Wow, I didn't know it had a name like that..." "Of course it has a name." "Val flew with that thing!" "That hurts." "Now that I think about it you don't have any "must-have" princess items like this, do you?" "Oh, just shut it." "But why was it there when she wasn't even transformed?" "I don't know..." "Almost nothing is known about the origin of the Key of Time." "Hey, that hurts!" "Hmm, I didn't know this was such a mysterious item." "Sorry, but this is Val's!" "Go, Spot!" "Bow-wow, bow-wow, bow-wow!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Are we just going to let a kid like her keep it?" "Valkyrie." "Val will help people with this!" "Turn into firewood!" "Now I help you with cleaning!" "Fantastic job, Princess!" "It's like, now she's the classic magical girl or something." "Right, right." "What do you think?" "Thank you, you helped us a lot." "Well, I don't see any problem with it, so what's the big deal?" "But we don't even know why the Key of Time appeared all of a sudden..." "Anything related to Valhalla is full of mysteries, isn't it?" "These rice crackers are pretty good!" "Stop it already!" "You've been munching away like a pig!" "Stop acting like we're not feeding you at home!" "Who's acting like a pig now?" "Wh-what are you talking about?" "I was just..." "Just what?" "Let Val handle this!" "Val-lu-lu-lu!" "That's pretty handy!" "Hey, why don't you make Akina's breasts bigger while you're at it, eh?" "That's a little too..." "Did I make them too big?" "You're such a..." "Wonderful person!" "Oh my, we don't have enough food to make dinner." "I guess we have to go the store now." "Let Val..." "Huh?" "...handle it!" "Oh my goodness!" "I don't know if we can eat the whole thing!" "That's my princess!" "Come on, hurry up!" "Let's go freshen up!" "Welcome!" "Please come again!" "Hello, welcome!" "Welcome!" "All we have are carrots, huh..." "I should've never made a carrot bigger..." "You shouldn't be so picky, Princess." "But you helped us save a lot of money, so it's all good!" "But I think it's best not to use that thing too much until we know more about it." "Okay..." "Oh no, she didn't!" "Hydie!" "Hydie!" "Hydie, Val wants to play samurai with you too!" "Look, look, I'm a samurai!" "My sword isn't for playing samurai!" "Hey, cut it out already!" "I'm a samurai!" "Fine, then I'll show you something!" "Munen-ryu, ichi no tachi, ni no tachi!" "(OPEN)" "What?" "Zoltaburn retired?" "(ODEN)" "Yeah, he said he has no regrets leaving his admiral post." "Everyone's saying he retired at the perfect time." "Sounds like him, eh?" "How about another one?" "C'mon, drink it up." "Oh, thanks." "Hey chief, give me another hot one." "And a chikuwa and a hanpen for over here." "All right." "Well, well, Zoltaburn finally retired, huh?" "What's up?" "Thinking about the old war days or something?" "Something like that..." "We all went though one tough time back then, that's for sure." "Right..." "It's unusual for you to get this wasted, Brother." "Let's go somewhere else, just one more." "Oh, sounds good to me!" "Once I take a sword in my hand I'm the best in Valhalla." "My dream will come true..." "Hey, it's Spot!" "What's up?" "Looks like you're having a good time." "Damn right, this is how we men hang out!" "Heh, I hear that." "Let me tell ya, if you're... if you're a man..." "Spot!" "Are you okay?" "If you're a man... you have to become big..." "He's had too much to drink, huh?" "Poor thing..." "Poor Spot, I'm sorry you aren't big." "Let Val handle it!" "Val, Val, Val-lu-lu-lu-lu..." "Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu..." "Hey, idiot, you're over-doing it!" "Hurry up and turn him back to normal!" "It won't stop!" "There's something wrong with this!" "What's going on?" "I have no idea!" "This is the Hagoromo Police Department!" "We urge all residents in this area to evacuate immediately!" "I repeat." "What's going on?" "This is the Hagoromo Police Department!" "Dunno..." "We urge all residents in this area to evacuate immediately!" "That's Spot... right?" "Please remain calm and evacuate quickly!" "What the hell are you going to do now?" "!" "Prepare to fire, on the double!" "Power, fully charged!" "Adjusting the angle, target locked!" "Safety device, released!" "Madam Head Maid, we're ready to... fire!" "Good!" "Catgirl Maser!" "Spottenheim!" "Now I have no choice but to do it myself!" "I guess I'll show them... the power of mine that I've never used before..." "Hey, don't tell me you're about to..." "That's right!" "That's Spottenheim the Comet for you." "He's pretty tough..." "Don't tell me that was IT?" "Right." "I can turn into a giant only for five seconds." "That's why I've never used it before." "That makes sense!" "Yep." "You two..." "Oh no, he's coming this way!" "I don't like you, Spot!" "You're just too big!" "Is that it?" "What?" "Let me try it!" "Akina, hurry up and release my seal!" "You got it!" "Release the seal!" "Let's go!" "What the hell is going on?" "Come on, do it, Hydra!" "Hey, wait a sec..." "You can do this!" "You're the only one who can save this Earth!" "Hydie, you're so cool!" "You're like a monster!" "Why you..." "Ah, whatever!" "Hydra!" "He's walking towards Kazuto's bathhouse!" "Protect the Tokino Bathhouse!" "MEOW!" "MEOW!" "MEOW!" "Damn it, now you've left me no choice!" "Valhalla Munen-ryu..." "Take this!" "Ow ow ow..." "Huh?" "Oh no!" "Don't tell me... this is the planet of the giants?" "!" "I'm spent..." "It's too late..." "Kazuto!" "Kazuto!" "Valkyrie!" "Key of Time, correct your mistake!" "What was that about?" "See ya." "Umm..." "I'm so sorry." "Kazuto!" "Keep going, keep going!" "This must be a hangover..." "Let's play monster!" "C'mon, c'mon!" "We never did figure out why the Key of Time went crazy..." "C'mon, let's, okay Spot?" "But thankfully everyone is back to normal, and I hope nothing else will happen." "Yeah." "Roar, roar!" "It's too bad, huh?" "You had nice breasts for a moment there, you know?" "That was a step over the line!" "I don't know why, but it feels like something is going to happen..." "Something... for sure..." "I took a shot and chose coffee" "But it's still bitter for me by itself" "But I have sugar and milk on my side" "So I'm okay" "When I arranged my favorite cups" "They came all together without me even asking" "Our perfect balance weaves harmony" "Stirring everyone's love" "The gentle taste of a marble pattern" "Ice for fall and hot for winter" "Let's stay together all year long" "Next Episode" "What's up?" "Thundering Marduk is here!" "Long time no see!" "It's nice to see the gang doing great." "Some call me a merciless outlaw, but the bath there can make even a man like me forget about everything and totally relax!" "Just wanted to say "hey" since you'll be seeing a lot of me now." "By the way, another princess is coming, and it looks like she's got some sort of issue." "I heard it has something to do with a top secret of Valhalla." "Next time: "Cyborg Princess Chorus"" "Just call me when the things start to get bad, all right?" "UFO PRINCESS VALKYRIE December Nocturne" "Je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime" "Kotae ga hoshii no" "Itsu made doko made hashittara ii" "I love you, love you, love you, love you" "Atashi wa dare" "Motomete motomerarete itai no" "Koi wo shimasho ikiru akashi" "Futari tsunagu kisu de" "Katari au no wakari aeru" "Kotoba yori mo yuuben na kisu de" "Koi wo shita no ikiru akashi" "Meguriai wa destiny" "Katari aeru wakari aeru" "Inochi no kisu de" "Ai wa chikara koi no chikara" "Meguriai wa destiny" "Katari au no wakari aeru" "Kotoba yori mo yuuben na kisu de" "It's rather chilly today, isn't it?" "Hey, I know it's still kind of early, but should I go ahead and bring out the kotatsu?" "Ko- ta- tsu!" "Yes, please do!" "Let's see, where did I put it?" "I think it's in my room." "Kotatsu, kotatsu..." "Cyborg Princess Chorus" "Hello, is anyone home?" "Coming!" "Thank you for coming." "Not a problem." "Performing purifications is my job after all." "But are you sure there's a ghost here?" "Well, I don't really what happened, but Rika is totally petrified with terror." "I don't see anything unusual..." "So there's no ghost?" "I swear there was!" "I'm positive!" "Hey Rika, maybe you were just exhausted from studying too much." "That's not it!" "This is typical story development, isn't it?" "Ghost!" "Oh well, but since you're already here, why don't you stay for a cup of tea?" "Sure, thanks." "I'd like the same kind of rice crackers we had the other day!" "I swear there was one!" "But that face..." "I think I've seen it somewhere before..." "Hey, isn't she..." "Princess Chorus?" "!" "Err, what are you doing in here?" "My heart..." "My heart is..." "What did you say?" "Cold..." "Then get out of the damn refrigerator!" "Here you go." "Drink this, it'll warm you up." "Measuring temperature... 104.6 degrees Fahrenheit... 55 seconds left until componential analysis is complete..." "What's with her?" "I don't know..." "You don't know?" "You're the head maid of Valhalla, aren't you?" "Even among the eight great royal families," "Princess Chorus has been known to be very private for some reason." "So we maids were afraid to ask about her openly..." "Now that you mention it, we princesses rarely ran into each other even when I was living in Valhalla." "Hmm, I didn't know that." "Anyway," "I'd like to hear an explanation of this series of puzzling and very strange activities of yours!" "What's up now?" "What are you doing?" "Let's see..." ""I am sorry to disturb all of you like this so suddenly."" ""But I have a good reason for it"?" ""CATGIRL@TOKINOYU..."" "That email address..." "I knew it!" "You've got mail!" "You've got mail!" ""This is Sanada."" ""Could you please tell me the reason?"" "Now I'll click "reply"..." ""It's a long story and..."" ""Well, actually I don't even know where to start..."" ""Please don't worry."" ""You can make it short and sweet..."" "What's so short and sweet about this?" "Can't you talk?" "Yes, I can talk." "THEN TALK TO US DIRECTLY!" "So beautiful..." "What is this about?" "You dragged us all the way out here." "C'mon, spit it out!" "Valkyrie..." "Yes!" "Hydra..." "What?" "I'm... different from you two." "Different?" "How so?" "As you know I am one of the Valhalla princesses." "But I am... a cyborg!" "What?" "!" "Look at these." "My wings look different than yours." "That's true." "But I've never heard this before!" "Me, either." "Of course not." "It is a top secret of the Valhalla royal families." "What did you say?" "!" "My original died when she was little." "Even I do not know the details." "Because all of the memories I have were artificially created." "As you know, the eight princesses of Valhalla are the symbols of power." "Not even one should be absent." "That is why they created this body and implanted the data of the lost princess in me." "I wish I had never found out about it, but I did..." "The truth about me..." "The truth that I am a lie..." "It was ten days ago... when they discovered crucial errors in my design." "The power reactor, which cannot be repaired, will come to a halt in only three days." "Chorie!" "That's right..." "When this counter indicates zero..." "I will die." "How awful..." "Hello, everyone!" "Laine." "The up-and-coming star of Valhalla, Princess Laine is here!" "So this is where you were." "I've been looking everywhere in town for you!" "Upsy-daisy!" "This is new, I just bought it." "And I just couldn't wait to show it to you all." "Geh!" "Chorus?" "!" "Hey, did you know that Chorus was a cyborg?" "What?" "A cyborg?" "!" "You mean Chorus?" "!" "That's nothing but a lie!" "Chorie, hang in there!" "Are you all right?" "Look what you've done!" "It's because you said it's a lie!" "Oh, how insulting!" "Are you telling me you don't believe me?" "!" "Right, simply because of how you are." "Oh, that was so rude!" "This is bad!" "Princess Chorus, please pull yourself together!" "Everyone, don't let her deceive you!" "I didn't know you were such a bully." "Are you Eliza or what?" "Oh, how dare you!" "I was only..." "Hey, will you just shut up?" "Why, I never!" "Oh, she's awake!" "Thank goodness." "I'm sorry..." "When I hear hurtful words, my damsel drive responds and makes me act that way." ""Damsel drive"?" "Yes, I've been programmed to make myself suffer, mimicking the human heart." "Isn't it funny?" "In my head I know I'm not a human..." "So I know it's not real pain, but..." "Chorie!" "There's something I'd like to ask of you, Kazuto..." "What is it?" "I have only three days left..." "During that time I want to develop more pure and beautiful feelings." "Pure and beautiful feelings?" "Memories that could charge up my damsel drive with happiness..." "A fairy-tale like date with an ideal boyfriend..." "A date..." "You mean, with Kazuto?" "I met him for the first time at Valkyrie's wedding." "And I was jealous of Valkyrie for finding a person like him..." "Chorie!" "I'm sorry, Valkyrie." "I don't intend to steal your boyfriend, but I don't have much time left." "I don't know anyone else that I could turn to!" "It's okay!" "Please, go out on a date with Chorie!" "Okay." "Thank you, Kazuto!" "Right now, I just want to enjoy this feeling..." "Although I'm aware that this heartache that I'm feeling is just an electric signal that's running through the circuit inside me..." "This is the second day..." "Princess Chorus seems so happy." "Right..." "What have you been doing?" "I've been trying to find a way to prevent the halt of her power reactor, but..." "Oh, I need to recharge my computer." "Let me take care of that." "What?" "Whoa!" "I didn't know you could do stuff like that too." "Remember..." "I am a cyborg." "Gentle colors..." "Gentle scent..." "This is the Earth ocean." "I wouldn't want anything else as long as I could die with this memory..." "Chorus..." "I'm glad that I came to Earth." "Hi, ladies!" "I didn't know you were here." "You've been wandering around all this time?" "What are you guys looking at?" "Ah!" "That little brat is still here?" "!" "And she's got a total romantic mood going with MY Kazuto!" "You sure have a lot of nerve!" "Step away from him NOW!" "Chorus, hang in there!" "Princess Laine, that was too cruel!" "She's right!" "What are you, her father?" "!" "Oh, how insulting!" "I'm okay now." "But I'm afraid the time has come." "Kazuto." "Everyone." "I must say goodbye now." "Thank you." "Valkyrie..." "I wish you and Kazuto everlasting happiness together." "Chorie!" "I want you to be extra happy for me." "Promise me." "Just wait a second!" "There has to be a way!" "That's right!" "It's okay..." "It's okay now!" "120 seconds left until system shutdown..." "Kazuto!" "Right!" "90 seconds left until system shutdown..." "Fading flow of heat..." "Flow of electricity..." "Stoke the fire of life once again and race through her steel body!" "It can't be!" "Why?" "Valkyrie!" "It's no use!" "Entering final countdown... 10, 9..." "We have to do something quick!" "We're not going to make it!" "4... 3... 2..." "Chorus!" "Chorus..." "Oof..." "Hmm..." "Tickle, tickle, tickle." "I'm alive." "It's a miracle..." "This is a miracle!" "Believe in the miracle that your wishes will come true!" "Does this mean Valkyrie's power worked?" "No, I don't think so." "Then..." "What about her being a cyborg?" "Like I said, it's a lie!" "A lie!" "That's not true." "Seriously, me am a machine Heart!" "Haa pokkun!" ""Me"?" ""Am a machine Heart"?" ""Haa pokkun"?" "!" "What's going on?" "She's always been this way." "I went to school with her for years so I know her very well!" "Then why didn't you say so from the beginning?" "I DID say so!" "People have a hard time trusting you because you're so dishonest!" "That's true!" "Oh, how rude!" "What now?" "I bet the "waves" are giving her some other delusion or something." "Error has occurred." "Please restart the system." "All unsaved data will be deleted." "Enough already!" "It's fixed!" "That's right, Hydra!" "That was the perfect angle!" "WHATEVER!" "Welcome!" "For two." "Today was one crazy day for everyone, wasn't it?" "Yeah, I'm exhausted." "Why are all people from Valhalla weird?" "I know I'm not in a position to apologize but I'm really sorry." "I tell you, I've been having a hard time with her ever since childhood!" "She'd say something like she's a robot or an alien." "Isn't she right about being an alien though?" "Anyway, that already sounds incomprehensible enough..." "But I think it turned out well." "It's much better than Chorus really dying, right?" "Yes!" "Val wants Chorie to stay alive too!" "Oh, Princess, you're so sweet!" "I wonder if Chorie has already made it back to Valhalla." "I'm relieved that she's gone back though." "Absolutely." "Why don't you go back too?" "Hey, what did you just say?" "!" "I wonder when I'll get to see her again..." "I'm NOT going back!" "Let's see..." "Huh?" "What?" "Good evening!" "Now for tomorrow's weather!" "Let's start from Hokkaido." "Cloudy!" "Tohoku area." "Hokuriku area." "Sunny." "Kanto area." "Sunny." "I thought you went back." "Chubu area." "I thought you went back." "Very sunny." "I thought you went back." "Kinki area." "I thought you went back." "Very sunny." "Chugoku area." "Here." "Sunny, then snowy." "What is it?" "Sunny, then snowy." "Shikoku area." "Cloudy, possibly rain." "Kyushu area." "A 500-yen bill?" "Sunny, possibly rain." "I'm surprised anyone still has one of these things nowadays." "Now that's all for the weather report!" "I'm surprised anyone still has one of these things nowadays." "As always, please plan for the weather before going out." "That's the rent money for now." "Please take it." "Err..." "What?" "Hey!" "Will you STOP boiling water in people's closets?" "!" "Oh, Princess Chorus!" "Now that's what I call shutting yourself in!" "It reached the boiling point." "212 degrees Fahrenheit." "Choppiri senobi shite eranda" "Koohii dake da to madamada nigai kedo" "Mikata ni wa ne osatou to milk ga" "Iru kara daijoubu" "Okiniiri no cup wo narabetara" "Yobanakutemo atsumatta" "Watashi tachi no zetsumyou na balance ga" "Kanaderu yo harmony" "Minna no ai wo kuru kuru mazete" "Marble moyou no yasashii aji" "Aki wa ice fuyu wa hot" "Ichinen juu issho ni iyou" "Next Episode" "Hydra here!" "I sincerely apologize for Chorus's behavior!" "I'm sure all of you were shocked, but to tell you the truth I myself knew nothing about her, either." "No wonder the Valhalla royal families never seemed interested in talking about her." "Top secret, eh?" "Yup, no surprise there." "Let me warn you in advance, things are going to be even crazier next week!" "Next time: "Wave Princess Chorus"" "Prepare yourself!" "Seriously!" "UFO PRINCESS VALKYRIE December Nocturne" "Je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime" "I need an answer" "How long and how far should I keep running?" "I love you, love you, love you, love you" "Who am I?" "I want to want and be wanted" "Let's fall in love, it's the proof of life" "With the kiss that connects us" "We'll talk, we'll see eye to eye" "With a kiss that is more eloquent than words" "I'm in love, it's the proof of life" "Meeting is destiny" "We can talk, we can see eye to eye" "With the kiss of life" "Love is power, the power of love" "Meeting is destiny" "We'll talk, we'll see eye to eye" "With a kiss that is more eloquent than words" "(The Rabbit's Hut)" "MO" "MORINAGA, KO" "Morinaga, Kourasu" "No matter where I go I'm all alone." "Just like the other day, when I got no response to my poem "Girl, Single-Minded"." "Is that because my poetry is Araragi School?" "I'll be waiting to hear from you." "(EVERYONE SMILE CHAT)" "Kourasu Morinaga, welcome to the secret base!" "NomatterwhereIgo I 'm all alone." "Just like the other day, when I got no response to my poem "Girl, Single-Minded"." "Is that because my poetry is Araragi School?" "Ugh,heresheisagain!" "Ack!" "Ignoreher,orwe'llgettotallyoff-track!" "Noticetheatmosphereoftheforum alittle more!" "Weneedto do somehouse-cleaning..." "Dear Kourasu Morinaga, This is everybody's chat room." "Please stop trolling (^ - ^) --Site Manager" "af after after all after all I am after all I am just after all I am just af after all I am just after after all I am just after all after all I am just after all I am" "after all I am just after all I am just" "after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just" "after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just" "after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just after all I am just" "Hey, will you stop trolling in people's closets?" "!" "I wasn't trolling at all." "I just want to talk to people." "But everyone tells me I'm trolling." "So I have no choice but to do this." "And THAT'S called TROLLING!" "Wave Princess Chorus" "How am I supposed to study when she's in my closet doing that?" "!" "On behalf of all Valhalla officials, please accept our sincere apologies!" "So what's she doing right now?" "I think she's in Valkyrie's room, reading manga or something." "(Young Girl's GanGan NEXT GanGan New Generation!" "New Series Start!" ")" "Hey, don't you think these are pretty interesting?" "I have all the back issues so you can read all of them!" "Okay." "Val loved "Little Bunny Pyonko" the best!" "Which manga is your favorite, Chorie?" ""Delightful Assassin."" "What?" "You like stuff like THAT?" "Yeah." "I'm back!" "Akina?" "Bad feeling?" "Right..." "Ever since that "Key of Time" incident, I've had this uneasiness." "I see..." "But I can't seem to figure out what it is..." "Why don't you try performing an exorcism again?" "No..." "It's not working." "I think the waves are still too subtle." "Huh?" "Let me take care of that." "Chorie!" "I'll amplify the waves Akina has been feeling, and then we can just print it out." "You can do something like that?" "Do you have a printer?" "Yes, it's in my room." "Now focus." "Okay." "I feel it!" "Your cosmos!" "Mecha-ratta!" "It's moving!" "What's that?" "T-That is..." "Look!" "I had no idea Akina had such strange proclivities." "No, no!" "I don't know anything about that!" "What is that anyway?" "I'm sorry, but I accidentally outputted my own file." "Stop making weird composite photographs!" "Anyway let's try again." "Hon nyo ko nyo!" "That was Akina's memory from last night." "How dare you!" "Akina, you need to get over the breast issue." "Ah, an innocent girl's heart..." "I just witnessed something really nice." "What's so nice about that?" "One more time!" "Nebula 71!" "Huh?" "What is this?" "Forget it." "I bet it's some nonsense again." "First of all, I thought that Chorus being a cyborg was just her imagination." "So how come she can do stuff like this anyway?" "Oh, Miss Rika, why do you have to go there again?" "Hold on a sec, everyone." "I'm not completely sure, but I think this is it." "Really?" "Yeah..." "I think so..." "So that means this is the source of your uneasiness?" "Now that you mention it, this picture is kind of creepy." "Yeah, it looks kind of psychographic too." "Exactly!" "Without a doubt, that must be the White Comet!" "White Comet?" "!" "But there are four of them!" "Therefore it's four times faster than a normal White Comet!" "What the hell is that?" "I knew it was her imagination." "Boy, I have a headache." "It's coming..." "This is bad." "I must hurry up and let the public know about this." "It's going to be a disaster!" "Wait, Chorie!" "Oh boy..." "(Hagoromo City Shopping District)" "Everyone, please listen to me!" "The Earth is about to face the threat of annihilation!" "Everyone, please listen to what I have to say!" "From somewhere far away in space, a great disaster is approaching us!" "I have come from Venus in order to warn you about this!" "No, you came from Valhalla." "We must do something quick!" "And if we don't, a three-headed dragon will come!" "Three-headed dragon?" "!" "Didn't she say White Comet earlier?" "It's a golden three-headed dragon!" "You know, the one that emits electric sounds and shoots gravitational beams!" "That's the one!" "Wanna go home?" "Yeah..." "See you later." "Thanks." "Everyone, the Earth is being targeted!" "A star of death is coming from deep space very soon!" "Huh?" "That's right." "It's controlled by Grand Moff Peter Cushing!" "It's round and big, yes, that one!" "Didn't you say three-headed dragon earlier?" "Look, the transmissions in the direction of Gemini have been shut down completely!" "This is ridiculous!" "It's like a planetary eclipse!" "That's impossible!" "But it's reality!" "Next story." "A mysterious gigantic object has suddenly appeared from the direction of Castor in the constellation Gemini." "This information was revealed in a report made by the L-274 Space Observatory." "The object appears to be heading towards our solar system." "Officials have established an emergency-response headquarters so that they can promptly identify this enormous object, and have declared a level-5 security and defensive alert..." "Everyone, please keep your eyes on space!" "Watch the sky, sky!" "Catastrophe is near!" "King Genma is coming to Earth soon!" "Didn't she say a star of death before?" "Hmm?" "Hello there!" "What are you guys doing out here?" "Enjoying bathing in the sun together or something?" "Why would we want to do something like that?" "Look at THAT, over there." ""That"?" "It's the truth!" "King Genma is coming here, drawn in crazy extreme perspective!" "And that's a serious problem!" "In so many ways!" "Jeez..." "That's one of her lies again." "Just a lie." "Sounds like what you say is really true this time." "Boy, what do we do with her?" "What's the matter?" "It's just not quite right..." "What's not right?" "You seem almost like a respectable person right now." "Yeah..." "Oh, how rude!" "Please, everyone!" "Please listen to me!" "Things are pretty serious!" "And we must not ignore it!" "So please, please don't ignore me!" "Why don't you just listen to what I have to say?" "Is it because it sounds Araragi School?" "That's right..." "It's always like this." "No matter where I go, I'm just running around in circles." "Running around in circles?" "Listen, you..." "Pluto Station 7 to SY-3." "Please use Gate 25." "This is..." "What is this?" "The mysterious gigantic object has been intermittently flitting in and out of hyperspace." "(Special Report:" "Mysterious Gigantic Object Approaches!" ")" "It emerged near Pluto and then disappeared again." "(Special Report:" "Mysterious Gigantic Object Approaches!" ")" "It is clear that the object is heading towards the Earth, and officials are now in a state of high alert." "Now let's talk to Mr. Rokiyama from Shiretoko Women's Junior College." "Let me get right to the point, Mr. Rokiyama." "Can you tell us about what possible measures could be taken to deal with this object?" "Yes, according to the information available to us at this time," "I surmise that the hyperspace this object has been navigating in is not in a dimension where we can intervene in any way using today's technology." "In other words, there's nothing we can do?" "Right, and as you all know, there are many unknown civilizations in space which have never come in contact with humans." "And this object is most likely from one of those civilizations..." "Things sound pretty serious now, don't they?" "Yes..." "This is it." "This is the Pegassa City that I was talking about." "Didn't she say King Genma before?" "Anyway, something is approaching, we know that for sure." "So it wasn't some made-up story?" "(GIGANTIC)" "I wonder if the gigantic object looks like this." "Hmm, you need to express more of its fundamental fearsomeness." "See, like this." "Wow." "(We will be closed temporarily due to circumstances. --Management)" "I guess it's pointless to stay open." "Maybe we should evacuate too, you know." "It looks like almost all our neighbors have gone to Mars." "We've detected radio wave transmissions from the object!" "no... bath... no... bath..." "Tokino... bath..." "To... ki... no bath..." "Toki... nobath... house..." ""Toki Nobath House"?" "This just in!" "They've just confirmed that the object is transmitting mysterious radio waves." "They appear to be some sort of message, but the meaning of it is unknown." "The words "Toki Nobath House" are merely repeating over and over." "Toki Nobath House?" "And according to a language expert..." "No way, I'm pretty sure it's not talking about us." "But he did say Tokino Bathhouse just now!" "I'm sure it's some kind of mistake." "I hope it is..." "Kazuto!" "Oh, Akina." "Did you see the news?" "Yeah..." "But it can't be..." "Don't worry!" "All we need is for the Earth to change its orbit just a little!" "Hello, everyone!" "Huh?" "Why are you all looking up into the sky?" "Is it going to rain?" "Haven't you watched the news?" "Well, exercise programs are the only things I watch on TV." "You know, about the thing from space!" "Umm, what's that thing called?" "Unicron!" "Hey, didn't you say Pegassa City before?" "Anyway, some mysterious object is..." "I'm telling you, that's just "I'm feelin' the waves" Chorus being her delusional space cadet self again." "No, the object's transmitting REAL radio WAVES, FROM SPACE!" "It's here!" "The colony is... dropping..." "Is it really coming after us?" "What do we do?" "!" "Kazuto!" "Let me handle it!" "We're counting on you!" "C'mon, let's do it!" "Yeah." "Release the seal!" "Here I come!" "Be careful, Hydra." "Right." "Umm, excuse me, is this Tokino Bathhouse?" "Yes, it is." "Then here you go." "Err, who are you?" "I'm from Black Delivery." "Huh?" "You've never heard of us?" "We're Black Planet Delivery Services." "I guess they maybe don't show the TV commercial here." "D-Delivery services?" "!" "So that means..." "The Black brand beauty kit that you ordered." "I don't remember ever ordering anything like that!" "But it says... the recipient's address is Tokino Bathhouse." "Oh!" "I'm the one who ordered it!" "WHAT?" "!" "That's right, I completely forgot that I ordered that." "Then what the hell is this huge thing?" "Thanks." "Oh, all the delivery vehicles were out so I just brought the whole distribution center with me." "So it's like delivering a can of soda with a tanker?" "I'm so glad that it didn't turn out to be anything dangerous." "Thank you." "Well, I need to collect the payment." "What?" "Payment?" "It says that package is COD." "It was express delivery so there will be an extra shipping charge as well." "LAINE!" "She's gone!" "She bailed..." "Oh no!" "Chorus is such a troublemaker!" "She was like, "Whatever is coming from space!"" "I can't believe she kept on and on about it!" "It kind of got left up in the air because of all the commotion but..." "I still feel that..." "(CAT LOVERS' MESSAGE BOARD)" "Morinaga Kourasu How come no one ever responds to my messages?" "If I don't receive any response within the next 3 hours" "I" "I will" "I will send" "I will send you" "I will send you my" "I will send you my lat" "I will send you my latest" "I will send you my latest poem" "I will send you my latest poem coll" "I will send you my latest poem collection" "I will send you my latest poem collection (4GB)." "I will send you my latest poem collection (4GB)." "You" "I will send you my latest poem collection (4GB)." "You will" "I will send you my latest poem collection (4GB)." "You will also" "I will send you my latest poem collection (4GB)." "You will also receive" "I will send you my latest poem collection (4GB)." "You will also receive a VIRUS" "I will send you my latest poem collection (4GB)." "You will also receive a VIRUS (^0^)" "I will send you my latest poem collection (4GB)." "You will also receive a VIRUS (^0^) with" "I will send you my latest poem collection (4GB)." "You will also receive a VIRUS (^0^) with it" "I will send you my latest poem collection (4GB)." "You will also receive a VIRUS (^0^) with it..." "Like I said, will you stop trolling in people's closets?" "!" "I took a shot and chose coffee" "But it's still bitter for me by itself" "But I have sugar and milk on my side" "So I'm okay" "When I arranged my favorite cups" "They came all together without me even asking" "Our perfect balance weaves harmony" "Stirring everyone's love" "The gentle taste of a marble pattern" "Ice for fall and hot for winter" "Let's stay together all year long" "Next Episode" "Hi, it's Akina." "Hydra here!" "Hey, how come I'm not in next week's episode?" "!" "It can't be helped!" "It's a story about the past." "A girls' high school in space, huh?" "It brings back memories!" "Girls gather on the planet of education, and mark the beginning of the dream of a lifetime in their hearts." "Next time: "Girls on Planet Academy"!" "So everyone liked you back then, huh?" "Oh, shut up!" "UFO PRINCESS VALKYRIE December Nocturne" "Je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime" "Kotae ga hoshii no" "Itsu made doko made hashittara ii" "I love you, love you, love you, love you" "Atashi wa dare" "Motomete motomerarete itai no" "Koi wo shimasho ikiru akashi" "Futari tsunagu kisu de" "Katari au no wakari aeru" "Kotoba yori mo yuuben na kisu de" "Koi wo shita no ikiru akashi" "Meguriai wa destiny" "Katari aeru wakari aeru" "Inochi no kisu de" "Ai wa chikara koi no chikara" "Meguriai wa destiny" "Katari au no wakari aeru" "Kotoba yori mo yuuben na kisu de" "Unending corridors connect all the schoolhouses, and all the schoolhouses enfold all the planets far and wide." "O, our Planet Academy..." "Girls gather on the planet of education and in their susceptible hearts mark the beginning of the dream of a lifetime." "I'll never forget... the atmosphere of that time... the heartache that I used to have... the girlish, innocent days that I spent with her..." "Girls on Planet Academy" "Good day, Miss Laine!" "Good day." "Good day, ladies." "Chorus, they said afternoon classes have been canceled." "Let's go take a walk to the high school division!" "Yeah..." "Come on, Chorus." "You know, stop reading books all the time!" ""No More Human"?" "What's this book about?" "It's a novel." "By whom?" "Osamu Uzai." "Who is that?" "Someone famous?" "Yeah." "Come on, put it down and let's go, Chorus!" "Look how nice it is outside!" "Yeah." "I'm glad that I'm your roommate." "We're both princesses, but we never even had a chance to talk to each other before, you know?" "Yeah." "If you think about it, being a princess is a pretty sad thing." "Yeah." "You know!" "I wonder if I'll be able to pull off running into Valkyrie today." "What's the matter?" "This way." "Huh?" "Hey, Chorus!" "Let's walk by the Lake of Shining Water." "It's quicker that way." ""Lake of Shining Water"?" "Oh, you mean the swimming pool." "And we'll go through Violet Vale and through the Birch Path." ""Violet Vale" means the greenhouse, right?" "Let's see, the Birch..." "It's the Birch Path." "How do you come up with all these names?" "Just call me "Anne of Space."" "This is exactly what I expected from the high school division." "They're all beautiful." "Yeah." "Wow, they're so adorable." "I hope it was okay to enter the high school division property without permission like this." "Do you think we'll get in trouble?" "We are acting suspicious enough..." "Hey Chorus, no matter what happens, please don't abandon me, okay?" "When the time comes we'll be arrested together." "I wonder where Valkyrie could be." "I must hurry up and find her." "Hey, I've heard that Princess Valkyrie will be in a Key Sword match!" "What?" "Where?" "At the central gym." "Come on, let's go!" "Oh, Princess Valkyrie, she's so beautiful!" "She's like a goddess!" "I admire you so much!" "Just like I thought, Valkyrie is very popular." "Yeah." "Princess Hydra, I'll follow you wherever you go for the rest of my life!" "Do whatever you want to do to me, Princess Hydra!" "It looks like Hydra's fans are more aggressive!" "Hmph!" "But Valkyrie has ME on her side!" "Valkyrie..." "It's a draw..." "Princess Valkyrie definitely won that match." "Oh please, no matter how you look at it, it was Princess Hydra!" "No way!" "Yes way!" "That's Princess Valkyrie!" "Princess Valkyrie!" "It's Big Sister!" "You were really great during the match, Princess Valkyrie!" "Yay!" "Princess Hydra!" "Princess Hydra!" "Aren't you going to go over there?" "Let's go, Chorus." "Big Sister was awesome today, wasn't she?" "Just thinking about it makes my heart beat fast!" "Is that so?" "But I'm so hopeless." "I don't even have the courage to talk to her..." "Is that so?" "And I already know that I'll get to see her much less than now once she graduates." "What am I supposed to do?" "Letter." "What?" "You should write her a letter." "But I'm not really good at writing..." "I don't know if I can..." "I don't think I can write something that's good enough for her to read." "Don't worry." "I'll help you." "Really?" "With you on my side, we'll be a force to be reckoned with!" "We don't call you the "library master" for nothing!" "Just call me "Borges of Space"." "Chorus!" "The latest reports regarding fluctuations in background radiation are about to usher in a new era in terms of our analysis of the formation and distribution of each type of galactic cluster." "Miss Laine, have you heard about it?" "Huh?" "Heard about what?" "At this year's Moonlight Festival," "Princess Valkyrie is going to play the role of the queen!" "What?" "Now the entire academy is talking about it!" "Big Sister will play the queen?" "!" "Yes!" "She deserves it!" "I think she'd be the best queen of all time!" "And I heard that Princess Hydra will play the phantom lover!" "She deserves the part too!" "The biggest pageant that's held at the end of the school year, the Moonlight Festival!" "The ancient fairy tale of unknown origin." "The queen of the black moon who waits for her phantom lover for eternity." "And no one is more qualified to play that role than Princess Valkyrie!" "Fabulous!" "Oh yes!" "That's it!" "I'm going to give her a letter on the night of the Moonlight Festival." "To Queen Valkyrie..." "What a wonderful idea!" ""You're the most beautiful person in the entire universe and I want to be just like you when I grow up..."" "No, that's never going to happen anyway, so..." ""I want to be strong just like you..."" "Oh, for crying out loud!" "Hey, Chorus, do you mind taking a look at this?" "Hmm?" "What do you think?" "I did my best to write this much so far but..." "Yeah, not bad at all." "You think so?" "If I had to say something," "I guess I'd want you to add a more unique personality to the writing." "You know, realistic modernity." "If you do that, it'll be much better, I think." "I wonder if I can finish it by the festival..." "The advice I can give you right now is to finish writing the rest of it." "It doesn't matter if it's manga or a letter, completing it is the first step to success." "I'll do my best!" "And I'll support you while I'm working on my plastic models and stuff..." "Come on guys, keep it down please." "I understand that the Moonlight Festival is right around the corner, but I think you guys are a little too excited." "Laine, is Chorus absent again?" "Yes..." "Chorus has been absent from the class quite often lately." "Maybe it's a good idea for her to get a checkup for once." "Yes..." "Chorus!" "Chorus!" "What are you doing?" "Upsy-daisy..." "Mr. Roki was worried about you!" "He said you might not be able to advance to the next grade at this rate." "Yeah." "Why did you skip class?" "Laine..." "I..." "I..." "I'm not a human." "I'm a machine made on Valhalla!" "You're surprised, aren't you?" "Me?" "Surprised?" "Who would believe such a thing anyway?" "It's the truth." "My body has reached its limit already, and it stops functioning sometimes." "That's the reason I'm hiding like this." "You become totally vulnerable during yogic sleep." "That's ridiculous!" "Soon enough the function of my body will come to a dead halt." "That's why I want to support you!" "So you're really..." "Right." "Let's go back to Valhalla right now!" "You need to see a good doctor, no, a good scientist!" "Why not?" "Promise me you won't tell anyone about this." "I want to spend my remaining time here on Planet Academy." "I just want to make sure that you find the courage and give the letter to her." "This is Princess Valkyrie's proud moment that I've been dreaming about!" "Oh, she's absolutely stunning!" "Chorus..." "Hang in there, Chorus..." "Why are you here?" "I know the festival has already started." "But how could I just leave you?" "Are you telling me that you want to let my feelings go down the drain?" "I don't like you when you're being timid." "I edited your text for you." "So it's perfect." "Come on, take this and just go." "I understand." "I'll come right back after I give this to her!" "Big Sister!" "Do a good job, Laine..." "Laine." "Big Sister!" "So you came to see me perform." "I'm happy!" "You played the queen superbly!" "Thanks." "Please read this!" "I tried my best writing it!" "I'll be looking forward to reading it." "Big Sister!" "Chorus, I owe everything to y..." "Chorus?" "No way..." "You're kidding, right?" "Good morning!" "Why..." "Why are you..." "Why are you so..." "I was... really, really, really, really..." "I'm really glad... that you were just faking it." ""Sister, Dear Sister, dot, dot, dot."" ""Parentheses, this 'dot, dot, dot' is the key."" ""In a way, perhaps one might say you're like Saint-Just?"" ""Or perhaps Princess Kaoru?"" ""You're definitely the eternal charismatic figure."" ""Perhaps like the Last General of the Six Holy Fists of Nanto?"" ""Or the leader of a colony who declares its independence?"" "Thank you for your letter, Laine." "I didn't quite understand it, but you made me very happy." "I'll never forget... those days that were paler than the dawn's early light... and more delicate than fog..." "That's right!" "I'll never forget!" "Choppiri senobi shite eranda" "Koohii dake da to madamada nigai kedo" "Mikata ni wa ne osatou to milk ga" "Iru kara daijoubu" "Okiniiri no cup wo narabetara" "Yobanakutemo atsumatta" "Watashi tachi no zetsumyou na balance ga" "Kanaderu yo harmony" "Minna no ai wo kuru kuru mazete" "Marble moyou no yasashii aji" "Aki wa ice fuyu wa hot" "Ichinen juu issho ni iyou" "Next Episode" "This is Sanada." "The princess was such a beauty when she was in school." "Big Princess, you're so beautiful." "Little Princess, you're so beautiful." "Dark Princess, you're so beauti..." "What?" "Dark Princess?" "!" "Who in the world is she?" "But still, she's beautiful." "Next time: "Valkyrie Ghost"" "Princess, you can pull off anything!" "I'm positive!" "Oh yes!"