"Pay attention" "What happened to you?" "We need a medic immediatly" "What's your name?" "What has happened?" "My name is Jimmy" "I love pumpkin pie" "3 years later" "When do these people learn to drive" "Sir" "Well hello handsome" "I'd really like to hold your hands now" "Dirty old man, I came here for policework" "The victims are over there" "Let's see" "It seems that these people were driving really fast" "They somersaulted like 40 times until they hit a wall" "Amateurs.." "We also found some guns and bullets" "Where the heck did you find this?" "Over there" "Is this some kind of murder weapon?" "No, it's just a random gun hanging about" "Don't ask stupid questions" "If you are not a retard" "They appear to be shot about 300 times" "Then put in the car and launched with 500mph" "And I'm an expert so I know stuff" "He appears to be very dead" "Normally I can't touch men like this" "But since he's dead.." "I will stuff this pencil up his nostril" "And maybe in other places too" "This is my profession" "Are you hiring?" "Not at the moment" "But work hard and we'll see" "Now I will rub his nipple" "And squeeze it like this" "It must feel very good for him even though he's a corpse" "Birdie..." "The Jailhouse" "What wrong with your arm?" "It's all messed up" "I've been jerking off for 52 years" "It's not strange that I lost all control" "Mister Kong, just use your other hand" "Or feet" "It's not the end of the world" "Easy for you to say" "This hand is legendary for it's fluid motion" "Out of nowhere" "Orgasms would erupt even when I slept" "Awesome, wet dreams" "What the heck" "This is the masturbation guy" "Hey grandpa, have trouble pleasing yourself?" " He can still.." " Shutup!" "Yeah sorry.." " How dare you to sit here?" " You made some stains here?" " Get the fuck outta here" "Read the newspaper" "The Police Department has found dead bodies" "Belonging to people who are dead" "The expert on the scene said they look very dead" "Also post autopsy has shown" "That after their death their nipples were severely twisted" "Also a standard size pencil was found" "Inserted into the nose of a victim" "It makes no sense to twist nipples like that" "The one responsible is probably this woman" "I want to call.. that woman" "Call to this woman please?" "Oh sure" "If you suck my dick" "What the?" "My shift ends in an hour" "Are you serious?" "Oh and it's not just me" "You've got to do all the guards." "Just one should be enough" "I can't do 100 guards" "My grandpa used to say" "Love is an icecream sundae" "Sex is the cherry on top" "No way" "Shitface" "I'm not into that" "Can't you make an exception?" "If we can roleplay as military guys" "Then I might do it" "Yes sir!" "You want military uniforms and everything?" "Do you think this is a game?" "You can't be serious" "This asshole again?" "Everyone put on uniforms!" "We'll roleplay allright!" "My Ultimate POWER" "Bend over with your face down" "Bring me that woman" "And a pumpkin pie" "He loves pumpkin pie" "But good pie is hard to find" "But he also asked for you.." "So maybe you can ease his tension" "He also has an uniform fetish" "Uniforms?" "Military ones" "Open" "Madam" "That uniform is quite awesome" "But certainly not of the military kind" "I know" "Also you have no pie" "You must know I love pumpkin pie" "Add a sprinkle of cinnamon" "What about lemon?" "No lemon" "I love lemon" "No lemon" "Adding lemon to pumpkin pie" "Its an offense to the gods!" "So what can we do?" "I know you guys have been twisting nipples" "I want that too" "Afterwards I will bake my own perfect pumpkin pie" "Why add lemon?" "I'll stuff a pencil up someone's nose" "And smother myself with pumpkin pie" "That is my wish" "I will teach you the recipe" "If you get me out" "How do we" "Know your pumpkin pie is any good?" "Just because you do kung-fu" "Doesn't make you a cook" "You place the dough" "In a pie pan" "Then it needs to firm up" "Bake for 10 minutes" "Until its firm an dry" "Now take pumpkin" "Mix it with cream cheese in a bowl" "Then sugar and salt" "Add a little melted butter" "Finally add some cinnamon" "Pour it in the pie crust" "Bake for 50 minutes" "This is basic pumpkin pie" "While this sounds super awesome" "You forgot to add eggs" "You are shitty cook" "Kung fu is not cooking" "You didn't add whipped cream a a topping" "Why should I believe you?" "Whipped cream..." "On my pumpkin pie..." "You think you know cooking" "While having no love for pumpkins" "Why do you ruin my pie?" "!" "Pumpkins are disgusting!" "Get a team of officers to try the recipe" "Really?" "With lemon" "Yes madam" "Museum" "Ten years ago" "I used drugs for the first time" "It was a just a little reefer" "But I also had a full bottle of scotch" "Hell" "I was so high I couldn't feel my toes" "Now I have" "Crystal Meth and steroids" "And I'm about to flip out" "I'm on my steroid rage" "And I hate giant skelletons" "This is my giant skeleton" "I don't want junkies walking on it!" "That wasn't walking, right?" "You look like an idiot wearing boots like that" "You are actually a midget but appear taller" "You know what I do to midgets?" "You call me midget" "I prefer small person" "These are officers involved" "In attemping the recipe" "Mr Chow" "Mr Lee and Mr Chen" "They can bake no pie" "It is not normal for them to bake" "They are just cops" "But they can do kung-fu?" "They do beat folks up" "But Jimmy is something else" "He was chosen by Gordon Ramsey" "As an apprentice" "He started off with regular pies" "But discovered pumpkin pie by accident" "He went back to Hong Kong" "And made a perfect pumpkin pie" "But some asshole tried to take his pie" "So he kicked him in the head and balls" "Kicked him so often in the balls" "That the victim died" "Hey you, come and pleasure me" "We have just had an incoming report" "This morning some junkie killed a guy" "They might have been arguing about pie" "While standing on a skelleton" "You need cinnamon for good pie" "Not too much" "Else you get cinnamon pie" "Adding lemon adds freshness" "Lemon ruins pumpkins" "Its an offense to the gods!" "I love pie" "We need your help" "Have you brought me ingredients?" "What does it look like?" "A stupid girl" "With no ingredients" "You want me to kill this junkie guy" "But you refuse to help me" "To make my ultimate pie" "Either you get me a kitchen here" "Or.." "You let me out" "Drugs" "Make me feel good" "(Random sounds)" "Prison Exit" "Good morning" "Good morning" "Here is a list of bakeries" "Go there" "And eat all the pie you can eat" "I checked them out" "No lemon" "And with some cinnamon" "Using only the good stuff" "Please kill that guy" "The junkie" "Because he despises pumpkins" "I am told" "He prefers lemon custard and heroin" "Anyone who loves lemon custard" "Deserves to die a horrible death" "I will put my foot so far up his ass" "The water in my knee will quench his thirst" "And then" "I'll make him love pumpkin pies" "You will force feed him?" "That's what I intend" "Tattoo shop" "Go away, I can smell you from here" "Why does he leave these things" "What is this?" "A birdie" "It might be possible" "He is some kind of bird right activist" "You know like those people" "Who eat beef but no chicken at all" "They are the worst" "Make some room" "Let me see!" "Get him up" "This is a victim of a junkie" "He injected him with all kind of dope" "Heroin" "He might also be a zombie" "I saw this show on AMC" "It's called the Walking Dead" "I've seen that" "There's nothing like" "Smoking some good crack" "Now" "Can I twist his nipples now" "You promised before!" "It's my right" "Lemonlover!" "Get me some coffee and a bagel" "It seems that the suspect" "Has bird like abilities" "Hi." "I'm not here." "Please leave a message" "Why am I next to this guy" "What's wrong with his mouth?" "Nice pumpkins" "Your father loved pumpkins" "The ultimate pumpkin pie" "Was his idea" "He knew that subtle ingredients" "Added so much flavour" "Cinnamon" "SUBBED by JAYO" "While you were away" "I had contact with a BDSM guy" "He tied me up like this" "Where is this from?" "A few months ago while you were in jail" "I posted pictures of me naked covered in pumpkin pie" "He send me a message on Facebook" "Are you okay?" "You think it's okay to rub your skin full of pumpkin pie" "While this asshole probably doesn't appreciate it" "Why not use chocolate?" "Like a cake?" "Or tiramisu" "Tiramisu really dries my skin out" "If I keep if on too long" "Pumpkin pie keeps me looking young" "You're right" "I love you um" "Whatever" ""Street Fighter V is PS4 exclusive"" ""Attack on Titan season 3"" ""Capcom hates America!"" ""Drugs are bad"" ""Don't eat birds"" "Coke" "Crystal Meth" "Steroids" "Go away" "Get lost" "Go away" "I think what I have here in my left hand" "Is something like a birdie" "It's probably from some bird activist" "Those activists" "Like to think that chickens are as important as humans, that humans should bow" "So we are ruled by chickens and peacocks" "It probably has to do with all the drugs" "If you did all the drugs he did you'd be fucking seagulls" "Or a duck" "You'd think I fuck a duck?" "I'm sure you would, Jimmy" "You know the thing with ducks" "They say they are the sickest sexual predators" "There have been reported cases" "Where ducks would sexually molest their dead" "It reminds me of this one movie I've seen" "I can send you a link if you want" "Good sir, we are not here to talk about duck sexuality" "Our intent is to find this junkie" "Before he begins a bird revolution" "How do you even know these guys?" "We've been ... friends" "I guess that's one way to say it" "This was awkward" "Thank you" "Please send that link to my facebook" "Sure" "I want that link" "All you youngsters talking about pigeons" "I have a huge collection of rare stuff myself" "If you want a fetish, I got it" "From gimp stuff to german scat to animal stuff" "Or food stuff" "I got footage of pumpkin orgies like a hundred people eating pumpkins and having sex" "I know you love pumpkin pies" "So if you hook me up I hook you up" "Long have I searched for pigeon porn" "How much data are we talking about?" "I think it's about.." "2 petabyte" "Hello" "What?" "I need a bunch of harddrives" "What?" "Why do you need those?" "There are very important reasons" "So you are saying" "But I do not believe you" "Listen to me" "Pumpkins are rich in fiber" "So it slows digestion" "This helps you lose weight" "That is a good reason" "Street" "You need a ticket to get in" "Order some tickets right now" "Ok" "This is the worst club ever" "It's not a club" "It's a crackhouse" "Hope you didn't pay for this" "This crackhouse is really cozy" "Lovely colors" "Great ambiance" "But hey" "This woman has relevant information" "You people shouldn't be here" "I don't bother you cops" "So why you all up in here" "Leave me alone" "We just want to shoot dope" "And dance around like ponies" "Oh mighty needle" "You make us dance the dancy dance" "Spasm around for a bit" "Show me your shitface" "And hit me in the face" "He used that stuff to make lemon custard" "Often he rubbed it all on his naked skin" "I often watched as he danced naked" "He is a criminal" "No man should rub himself with lemon custard" "He even uses the instant stuff" "This asshole can't even mix ingredients himself" "I will kill him for this" "What the heck.." "This does look like a recipe" "A recipe to make instant custard" "He probably had help" "Maybe Jamie Oliver" "Jamie loves lemon custard" "I saw that junkie watch the cooking channel all the time" "He watched a ton of Jamie Oliver" "Madam, you should see this" "He seems to be a huge Jamie Oliver fan" "It seems his wife went to England" "To learn custard recipes from Jamie" "Look at this tape" "This woman was chosen" "To master expert custard technique" "She has a tendency to fill them with weed" "It gets you high" "On this video she ate a lot of it" "This woman combines the worst drugs" "With the best lemon custard out there" "I would love to have a taste of her pie." "And by that I don't mean the lemon custard one" "I'd like to eat someone else's pie too" "And I ain't talking about pumpkin pie either" "Listen to me very carefully" "I spend years romancing you" "You can't let her eat your pie" "It's not fair" "I don't want.." "I don't care what you want" "Women have better pie eating technique" "She will eat my pie until it shines" "She will eat my pie until it shines" "And make me feel extremely good" "Are you saying I can't please you" "Kind of" "But" "My pie is always open to you" "So don't be jealous" "I'm not jealous" "I have mobilized the entire police force" "They are all ready to eat your pie" "The whole force?" "!" "I am very excited to do this" "Like taking a pussy to ride a bull" "Pussy?" "Pussy?" "PUSSY?" "Madam, what is this talk about riding bulls?" "You'll find out once it's on the internet" "You can probably find it at your favorite sites" "No please, don't do this Can I be the first in line?" "I don't think so" "This sword is a measuring device" "I passed that test" "Spending years stretching to make it longer" "I don't want to hear about your privates" "You'll do more than just hearing" "A favour for a favour" "I don't just give myself away that cheap" "Wow that woman was crazy" "Moaning and yelling like a whale" "Good pie though" "Restaurant" "Hey gramps, have some fucking chicken" "Oh I love me some chicken" "If he wins we won't have luxuries like this" "We'll all be eating custard" "Or fried badgers for all I know" "Master Han" "Chicken for three" "It's from last month" "Jimmy boy, long time no see" "Thanks master" "This bitch tries to take my woman" "Come sit, try not to smell the food" "I had 72 cases of food poisoning last week" "No clue as to why" "Are you on drugs?" "Does a bear shit in the woods?" "This stuff is why I live" "I can get it in bulk from this guy in Chinatown" "Why Chinatown?" "I tried buying it around here one time but it's no good" "Now I only get pure grade stuff" "It smells like lemons though" "Lemon custard?" "The next scene" "Is for gangnam style part two" "I'll be dancing over there" "Then the young girls come out over there" "And we start singing" "Understand" "We fucking sing" "Clear" "Who the fuck did that?" "That is expensive Now there's a crackhead on the set" "Send him to a shelter" "Those who eat birds" "Get out" "A study in England has shown that baby chickens" "Can master numeracy and basic engineering" "Unexpected?" "It wasn't for me" "Ive loved birds since birth" "As reported by our laboratory examination" "He appears to have been fighting" "Most likely against a crackhead with a stanley knife" "The wounds smell like lemon custard" "The stanley knife has seen much use" "Science has shown it to be a used primarily" "As a device for cutting lemon custard cakes" "Check if he uses cinnamon in his recipes" "This is extremely important" "Yes madam" "Why does a bird activist on drugs and lemon custard" "Slice up people?" "It doesn't make sense to me" "What if" "He kills someone who is casually" "Eating a cinnamon pumpkin pie" "Pumpkin contains beta-carotene" "This is converted to vitamin A" "Vitamin A" "Is this relevant?" "Vitamin A is essential for eye health" "It improves your immune system" "And reduces cancer risk" "Hey" "Hey honey, can you come over" "I'm horny as a badger and need some sweet loving" "I'm going to impale you" "Call me Lancalot if you want" "Some of the boys miss you too" "Boss, don't call for this during work" "But you work for me" "I only want shag you" "I pay your house, pay your car" "Know this shit is not free" "Remember that eh" "Will you come over now?" "I'm on my period right now" "I don't care" "Steak is best when it's bloody too" "I feel sorry" "Sorry that I'm in this car with you" "The things they do with you.." "I can only imagine" "Don't even go that route" "You keep ranting about pumkpins" "Vitamin A" "You do know other food contains vitamin A" "And beta carotin and all that other crap" "So don't you play smart with me" "I know other food contains Vitamin A" "But not in large quantities" "This bird activist junkie" "Think Vitamin C is superiour" "That's why he eats those filthy lemons" "Or instant lemon custard" "Pumpkins taste like ass" "Sir!" "Is this a war on chicken or pumpkin?" "I'm a homosexual male and 35 years old" " Would you consider me attractive?" "Are these attacks aimed at pumpkins or birdeaters?" "I think you're very handsome" "To answer that other question" "It's not very clear" "It's a bird loving lemon freak" "But wait, you did say I was handsome right?" "I think you policemen are a bunch of fucking homo's" "Isn't that right?" "Look at that uniformed fairy" "Bet you love black balling" "Get the fuck outta here" "Hey, aren't you Donnie Yen?" "Madam, do you think I look gay?" "A random guy just called me a homo" "Madam" "We just found a witness" "That is not relevant" "Please remove yourself from life" "Yes madam" "I love lemon curd" "Almost as much as birds" "This guy says he loves birds and lemon curd" "It must be the junkie!" "Make me a sandwich" "Yes madam" "Talk to the methhead" "Why do you hate pumpkins?" "When I was just a little boy" "My daddy always told me to eat my pumpkin" ""It's full of beta carotine"" ""Full of fiber"" ""Have some chicken with it, it's so moist"" "When I killed him" "I made the chickens eat him" "Look at Google Maps!" "Enable Streetview?" "Enable it" "Ready to initiate streetview" "That's when I learned" "The benefits of Vitamin C" "It boosts collegen production which leads to healthy bones and joints" "Lemons contain much Vitamin C" "That's why" "I love me some lemon custard" "That's why" "I hate pumpkin pie" "Don't diss my pie!" "I caught my wife eating pumpkin" "So I decided to feed her to the birds" "Please take a bath right now" "Hurry!" "Someone lost his phone" "He has an iPhone" "I should've known a nutjob like that" "Would buy a fucking iPhone" "Damn hipsters" "What kind of phone do you have?" "Wait" "I used to have a Samsung Galaxy S" "But I got an iPhone as replacement" "That doesn't mean I'm a nutjob" "I don't use the market" "I just use it for messaging and calls" "Get him a replacement" "Yes madam" "Thank you madam Make me a cheese-ham sandwich" "With no lettuce and extra cheese" "Now" "Yes madam" "That's why" "I hate pumpkin pie" "Don't diss my pie!" "That's why" "I hate pumpkin pie" "What?" "Madam, I'm drunk and" "I was thinking we could maybe" "Grab some chicken and a beer" "You filthy bastard, don't you know that eating birds is dangerous right now?" "Pumpkins taste like ass autopsy has shown that their nipples were severely twisted" "A pencil was inserted.." "Sorry madam" "Speak" "We searched his iPhone" "His Facebook was logged in" "His profile says that he likes country music" "He's Chinese and loves country music" "I will stuff his balls in this bag" "That is after I remove them" "You seem like the type of guy to touch balls" "Country music seems to fit the profile" "What other crazy shit might he be in to?" "Now make me a salmon sandwich" "Yes madam" "Can anyone explain to me what is going on?" "I expected this to be about policework" "But I make about 40 sandwiches a day" "I want a sandwich too" "If we confiscate some salmon" "We can all eat salmon sandwiches" "So let's send in SWAT" "To raid some fishers" "I repeat" "We are looking for all the salmon we can get" "White salmon red salmon" "Pink salmon" "Any color of fucking salmon you can find" "And don't forget the sauce" "We've found no signs of salmon" "Make sandwich" "Yes madam" "This might be a clue" "He loves chicken AND salmon" "It's a shrine" "Slick and yet tender to the touch" "I love salmon very much" "That rhymes" "I like rhymes" "Shut up" "I'm hungry" "Fix me up a tuna burger" "Yes madam" "No salmon here" "But enough tuna" "For some tuna burgers" "This methhead loves salmon" "So we have a salmon hostage" "He will try to save it" "The entire operation will be streamed online" "We will make money with advertisements" "Got it." "Team 1 will place some camera's here" "Got it." "The other team will do the editing afterwards" "Someone get me a burrito" "Yes madam" "We will shoot this methhead on camera" "And donate his flesh to the poor" "I will get a lot of money from this" "Remember" "This goes deeper than pumpkin pie" "Thank you" "Let me touch you" "Don't fucking touch me" "Sorry" "I bring you pumpkin in chicken broth" "So at least let me touch your hand" "You used to be different" "Eat up" "I made this pumpkin soup from an old recipe" "Not just the recipe is old" "This pumpkin tastes rotten" "Like shit" "Don't diss my fucking soup, please." "I'm cosplaying right now" "He got out of the boat!" "Methhead is gone!" "Someone check up on our salmon!" "Search again" "Hurry!" "Look at this" "It's your boss" "What happened" "I want you to wear lingerie" "I prefer the green one" "Also your panties" "Should be crotchless" "Also I want you to meet some friends" "They are very eager to meet you" "Thank you" "You were there with him!" "I knew when I saw that iPhone" "His girlfriend is running!" "Let me" "Look at me" "No look at me" "Look at me" "I think we need to use the other doorway" "Everybody listen up" "We want to interrogate Jimmy" "Don't let him get away" "Hurry up" "I got some instant custard" "Now give me a pound of fresh pumpkin" "Pumpkins.." "Disgust me" "Listen up" "He doesn't have any pumpkin!" "Twist my foot!" "Harder!" "Kung-Fu is like cooking" "You can't fight" "So you can't cook" "Are you hurt?" "Suspect seems to be running around with no clear purpose" "Look at me!" "Get me a burger!" "There's a guy on a ladder" "The suspect might be hiding in the floor" "What?" "How did he get into the floor" "Does he have cheats?" " I meant to say he went through the door" "Tell me which fucking door!" "Is anyone there?" "This a general service annoucement" "We have a fitness test next month" "Shit, I forgot all about that" "Fuck with his custard.." "They are fighting over custard" "I'm about to shoot someone" "But I've never held a gun" "Hurry, hurry up" "I can't hit anything" "Someone answer this thing" "I can explain everything" "He had to find me" "Huh" "He told me" "He had a secret recipe" "The recipe his dad used to feed him" "But you fucking cops think you know all about cooking" "While I don't like pumpkin" "I can appreciate a good cook" "We can do business" "You ruin pies" "I don't ruin pies!" "I love pie" "If you really love pie why do you keep ordering those damn sandwiches?" "!" "I eat pie at least" "Three times a day" "I love pumpkin pie so much" "My casket will be made out of pumpkin" "If you get me top grade lemons" "You will be able to make your pie" "A delicous pie" "That's your reason?" "!" "Pumpkins are important" "Eating them helps blocking UV rays" "So it's great for your skin!" "I thought you'd understand" "But you clearly don't like pumpkin pie" "That's why I don't want to see you again" "You stupid cuntface" "Cunt?" "Cunt?" "!" "CUNT?" "!" "CUUNT?" "!" "So here you are" "Leave us" "Why can't I trust you" "Are you talking about the lingerie?" "Yes, I am" "I'm the one paying for your house" "Your car, your slutty clothes" "But you don't obey me like you should" "Do you have anything to say?" "I was busy trying to catch a methhead" "And getting salmon for my sandwiches" "Why don't you" "Make me a chicken sandwich" "Hi Madam!" "So this guy looks at me like he wants to start something" "I kick him between the legs" "It was crazy Let's go to a tittybar now" "No problem" " Thank you, sir" "Wouldn't it be nice" "If your penis was that long?" "Would you really like to be penetrated by a 2 meter long staff?" "That's one orgasm" "Imagine how many you could have" "We can try it" "If we just go step by step" "It might fit" "No it won't" "You are sexually very confused" "I sometimes dream of being raped by hippos" "So" "I guess I'm different" "Your girlfriend loves kung-fu" "That's why" "She sucked my dick" "Honey" "Now I know why you sometimes smelled just like" "fucking lemon custard" "You were tainted by his penis" "Bake for 10 minutes" "Until its firm an dry" "Now take pumpkin" "Why does a bird activist on drugs and custard" "Slice up people with a knife?" "It doesn't make sense to me" ""Lemon Pumpkin Pie"" "That Lemon Pumpkin Pie is fucking awesome" "I told you that lemons were good" "The only thing ruining that pie is pumpkin" "You dare to insult pumpkins?" "I will fucking kill you" "I'm" "So high right now" "I won't feel shit" "Hey baby, we need to talk" "Speak" "You're nothing without me" "Why have you ignored my calls this week? I saved you!" "Call boyfriend" "You need to press x twice here" "It's a quick time event" "You almost kill me because I don't like pumpkins?" "!" "Your hands must smell like lemons right now" "I win" "Make sure this rope never smells like lemons" "Fuck!" "Hey Jimmy" "I'm so fucking high right now" "You don't look so good man" "Perhaps you need" "Vitamin C" "I told you that shit was important" "But all you ever loved was pumpkins" "Now you'll die" "With vitamin deficit" "Pumpkins taste like rubber" "And smell like ass" "How can you eat that stuff?" "Pumpkins are supreme" "Can you give me a list of all the drugs you're on?" "Name a few!" "Jimmy, Jimmy! Jailhouse" "Hey asshole, come over here" "Don't I get a handjob?" "You promised!" "Get one of the guards to do it" "Sit down" "These uniforms you guys wear look really good" "My boss tried your pie recipe" "He liked it very much" "He said that if you weren't such a homo" "You could probably be our cook" "But he did agree to release you" "I love pie" "Thank you" "Thank you" "I learned during this journey" "That lemon is pretty good" "So I've decided to dress everyone in lemon colored shirts to send a message" "But still" "Lemon doesn't have the same benefits as pumpkin" "Pumpkin seeds contain anti oxidants which prevent prostate cancer" "You can add those seeds to meals" "Or sprinkle them on your pumpkin pie" "The End"