" Mr Jamieson!" " Mornin', Wullie!" " You have a question for me?" " I do." " Hope it's better than yesterday's." " You'll never get this one." "Never in a hundred years." "Name the footballer who has a hundred caps for his country... played for Celtic and has also won a Lonsdale belt for boxing." "Let's see." "That's a diffýcult one." "The footballer you're talkin' about won the belt in a raffle." "Played for Celtic in a testimonial and earned a hundred caps for England." "So that would be Bobby Charlton." " Mr Jamieson?" " Fuck off!" "That's my boys!" "Gorgeous!" "Gorgeous!" "Yes!" "Come on!" "You're back then." "Mornin', Mr Bailey." "Mornin', Bridget." " It's Brigitte." " Sorry, Mr Bailey." "Good mornin', Brigitte." " You've been taking the milk again." " Only a pint." "It's thirsty work, delivering milk." "That's one today, two last Friday, three the previous Tuesday." "You carry on like this, I'm gonna have to start milking you." "Milking me?" "That's funny." " Take 2 crates to her on your way home." " No problem." "Tell Rosemary to bring me the money." "Rosemary?" "She's come home?" "She has." "Don't know why." "Nothing in this bloody village for a girl like her." "Come on, Brigitte." "Time for breakfast." "Careful." "That's hot." "Don't be silly." " Looks like rain, eh, Boss?" " Aye, that's possible." "Weather is a very important part of driving a delivery van." "To be a high quality delivery man, you have to understand the elements." "Listen to the voices of the heavens." "What's it telling you?" "That I'm gonna get wet when I get to Inverdoune." "Don't be a smart-ass." "A high quality delivery man must be prepared for all potential hazards." "Who was that?" "Get your book out." "Name is Wullie Smith." "Has TFR abilities." " What does TFR mean?" " Total football recall." "Means he can remember every result of every match... in Scotland in the last hundred years." "He knows the teams, their boot sizes, the weather on the day they played." "I saw that!" "Nobody gives my Bistro the fýnger." "Fourteen days till my boys win the match." "Then I'll close down the only fleapit in this poxy village... that would let him in the door." " What are you doing?" " I'm hiding." "I don't want people getting the wrong impression." "While you're down there, do you think you could..." "I don't know what you're bothered about." "It's not my fault your husband ran away." "He never ran away." "He went off to seek his fortune." "Really?" "While he's seeking his fortune, who's feeding his kids?" "Look, I work for you." "That's all." "Don't get any big ideas." "Morning, Carol." "Morning, Gus." "Quit staring, will you?" "Say hello." "I didn't expect you to come home so soon." "Hello to you too." "I'm sorry." "Hello, Rosemary." "How have you been?" "I thought you'd have left by now." "Sorry I disappoint you." "Far from it." "I'm glad you didn't." " Is that my milk?" " Your mother doesn't sound too happy." " Mice." " What?" "She has mice in the shop." "She found their droppings on the sausages this morning." "She thinks they've got nests somewhere." "In the sausages?" "You're late." "I suppose it was him." "That's far enough." "Rosemary, bring the other crate." "Never mind her." "How's your mum?" "Just the same." "Are you home for good?" " I mean, for a while?" " I don't know." " It's your birthday soon." " You always remember." "Same day as the match." "Hard to forget." "The match." "How many years is that silly bet goin' now?" "A hundred." "This is the last one." "If Benny's loses this year, we lose the bar." "It won't be the end of the world, will it?" "Aye, for some people it will." "Your dad wants you to bring the milk money." "Typical." "Why can't he just phone and say he wants to see me?" "Where are you, you wee buggers?" "Do you have to be so rude to people?" " You mean Wullie Smith?" " Fine." "Yes, Wullie Smith." "Be warned." "The likes of Wullie Smith are stepping into manhood with no future." " What's that supposed to mean?" " You know." "You were there when it happened." "That's what I missed about the village life." "The whisper." "The veiled reference to things unmentionable." " Don't be ridiculous." " Oh, really?" "Okay." "How's this?" "Dad!" " We don't talk about him." " Well, why not?" "It's been God knows how long since the divorce." "Don't you think it's time one of you came to your senses?" "That's not very likely to be him." "I'll never forget coming home early... and catching him watching TV with Bridget." "It's Brigitte." "There's my bread." "Hey, boys, look at this." "If it isn't Wullie, the milk boy." "Milkman." "Milkman." "Excuse me." "So, tell me, Wullie... how come we don't see you training with the rest of those losers?" "Oh, I forgot." "His gimpy leg." "Tell me, milky boy... what does it feel like being a loser supporting a losing side?" "Hey!" "After the match, Benny's Bar is history... and so are you, son, and the rest of those losers." "Beat it!" "And, Wullie..." "Hello, hello" "Ninety-nine in a row" "Hello, hello" "Ninety-nine in a row, hello" "You loser!" "You know what, Charlie?" "I'd shag you shagging her." "You know what?" "I'd let you." "To Benny." "To Benny!" "So measure it just right." "Don't want to drink too much." " Buffalo?" " Wullie!" " What are you doing?" " Hello." "Good of you to drop by." "One doesn't want to drink too much." "Here." "Get me up." " Give me that bike." " You can't ride." "You're drunk." "Yes, I can." "Watch this." "I can ride the damn thing." "I'm gonna fly." "I'm gonna fly!" "Up in the sky!" "Oh, damn, no!" "Bad idea." "Bad idea!" "You ride the bike." "I'll go get my aeroplane." "Come on now." "You look good." " Book." " I look fýne." " Go, Buffalo." " That's Buffalo, old American flyer." "Was in love with a Scottish girl, but she left him for his commanding offýcer." "Onward!" "Oh, Boss, while I've got the book out... should I mention the inferiority of our van?" "Smart-ass." "All right!" "I love a nice bath in the morning." "You're a good man." "Good man." "Thanks for walking me home." "Hey." "Care to join me for an aperitif?" " You know I don't drink." " Where's your joie d'vie?" "The joy of life is sweetened by risk." "I don't know what you mean." "Look at me." "Look me in the eye." "Tell me." "You don't know what I mean?" "You're drunk." "I hope so." "And wet." "But I'm not blind, okay?" "The bet was made 100 years ago... between my great-grandfather..." "Angus, a handsome man... and his one-time best friend Benny." "They owned the only two bars here in Inverdoune." "Angus and Benny had a terrible fight." " Why?" " Nobody knows." "Anyway, Angus bet Benny... that even if their soccer teams played each other... every year for a hundred years..." "Benny's wouldn't be abJe to win a single match." "So far, L 'Bistro has won 99 in a row." "And the stakes for this bet?" "Winner takes all." "Loser loses the bar and hands over the keys." " Thank you, Gus..." " Gorgeous Gus." "J'm sorry." "Thank you, Gorgeous Gus." "Johnny." "Rosemary's come home." "I knew she would." "Dinner, Ma." "I'm away off to Benny's." "All right, lads." "I can smell bread under here." "Does it get you hard?" "Sorry?" "Does it get you hard?" "You know, when she backfýres?" "Does it get you hard?" "1967, European Cup Final." "Celtic team?" "Simpson, Craig, Gemmell, Murdoch, McNeil, Clark..." "Johnstone, Wallace, Chalmers, Auld and Lennox." " Yes!" " Carlsberg." " Evenin', boys." " Hey, Arrow." "Patsy." "All right, Big Tam." "My usual Coca-Cola, if you please... and a refýll for the lads." "Must keep in shape." "It's called dedication to the cause." "Who says I'll play ya?" "What?" "You're joking." "Have you seen my medals?" "They're your granddad's war medals." "Englishman!" "Go get 'im, Growler." "He's our man!" "Growler's our man!" "Lovely, Growler." "Geezer boy can barely shift." "How is he gonna manage to coach us for the match?" "He can barely coach his next breath." "Don't worry." "Do you think Piss Off will play for us?" "I've tried again and again." "But never say never is my motto." "I'd like to try him again and again." " What a player he was." "Pure genius." " Brilliant." "Hasn't kicked a ball since he found his wife in the team bath." "Who with?" " The team." " Faith!" "As the team coach..." "I believe we can not only win this match... but furthermore... tonight's the night when I sweet-talk Piss Off into playing for us." "You beauty." "Mr Doris, sir... as head coach of Benny's Bar football team, I appeal to your good sense." "If we lose this, the 1 OOth match, we lose the bar." "But with a player such as yourself on our team..." "Look, sir, I'm trying to say... this is for all of us a life or death situation." "I'm begging... on behalf of everyone you see here tonight." "You can make the difference." "Just one more game?" "One time." "So what do you think?" "Piss off." "No problem." "Enjoy your drink." "One formation, Bistro." "Stay in twos." "Concentrate." "Good!" "Whizz-offs!" "You're dead!" "What's your educated opinion?" "Big Tam's dead." "I suppose that's it then." "Evidence." "Well, well, well." "I hope you lot had nothing to do with this." "Because I will be making a thorough investigation of his death." "A thorough investigation?" "Geez!" "He smoked a hundred a day in between large whiskies." "Excuse me, Happy Feet, but he wasn't exactly brimming with stamina." "Excuse me... but that is Sergeant Hawkins to you." "Oh." "Dep-dep." "What's happened?" "It was Big Tam." "He passed away." "I'm really sorry." "Aye." "So am I." "Imagine a lousy game of football... gettin' to decide who can close down a pub." "Football is not a lousy game, Danny." "It's the lifeblood of the working-class man throughout the world... from the beaches of Brazil... the backstreets of Naples... the snow-covered grounds of Sweden." "Children everywhere with nothing to take into their future... but their dream of pulling over their heads... the jersey of their country." " Do you get all that?" " Yeah." "So what next?" "Get the van back on the road." "Then Dunbeg, then Fort William." "I'm not talking about the deliveries, Boss." "I'm talking about the match." "Who's to say, Danny?" "Who's to say?" "Come on, William." "The secret castle is just ahead." "Come on, William." "Come back!" "Come back!" "The secret castle is just ahead." "Don't go, William!" "Don't go!" "It's too dangerous!" "You'll fall!" "Come back!" "See?" "If you stop there, you'll be fine." " I'm just behind you." " We'll never make it, Johnny." "You're fýne." "I'm just here." "I'm right behind you." "You're safe." "Hold on, William, please!" "Please don't let me fall!" "Don't let me..." "Mrs Smith!" "Mrs Smith!" "Goodbye, Big Tam." "So that's it for Benny's Bar." "Might as well hand over the keys to Gorgeous Gus now." "I think we should buy some explosives and blow up the Bistro." "Listen to Carlos the Jackal." "Dead-Eye is right." "It's hopeless." "Englishman!" "It's Latin." "It's Latin." "It means, "It's the duty of the general to overcome the enemy. "" "What you boys need is a general, a leader... a man who knows the battlefýeld." "Who did you have in mind?" "Wullie, of course." "Nobody can deny that he knows more about the game than any of you fools." "Wullie running the team?" "Yeah." "You got a better idea?" "What do you think?" "Are you prepared to give it a shot?" "Come on." "Help us." "Yeah." "It'll be wild." "What do you say?" "Come on." "What do you say?" "Whoa!" "Rosemary!" "How you doin'?" "You're lookin' lovely in black, girl." "Where you been?" "Did you miss me when you were away all that time?" "Can I help you, milk boy?" "You're a gimp." "Come on." "Your eyebrows are thinner." " No, they're not." " They are." "There's only half there what used to be." "You pluck them, don't you?" "Where did you learn to do that?" "Out there?" "Stop it." "It's none of your business." "They're nice." "I like 'em." " So why didn't you?" " What?" "Come and see me." " Who'd take care of my ma?" " She would." "It's crazy." "She couldn't cope without me." "They asked me to coach the team for the match." "What did you say?" "I said no." "Say what you're thinkin'." "Say what you're thinking." "If it was me that lost my brother..." "I'd never risk being hurt so bad again." "I'd hide my feelings until I hardly felt them any more." "Don't waste your life behind a memory." "Or something you don't even need any more." " I don't know what you mean." " Yes, you do." "That." "You've got all the tools." "You've got all the tools to be a valuable player." "And I don't mean football." "One day you're going to see that for yourself." "I have to go and see my dad." "There's nothing wrong with these sausages." "They're a new kind." "With spices added." "Doesn't taste like spices." "What kind of spices are they?" "Coriander, turmeric, West Indian cloves." "I'll tell you what, Mrs Garner." "Why don't I just give you some bacon... and I'll keep those new spicy sausages for myself." "I suppose so." "If you don't mind." "Not at all." "I've taken quite a fancy to them." "Warm." " Growler, leave it." " Growler!" "I just thought you all should know what I intend to do with your beloved bar." "A large bulldozer will be making a guest appearance for about... four days... long enough to completely demolish this... relic of the long-forgotten past." "This pub belongs to the people of Inverdoune." "And we are the people!" "It's there in Benny's will!" "And furthermore... once every nail and splinter that reminds us of the painful... eyesore that once stood here is gone... then the village can boost its fýrst car park." "Car park?" "You've got the only car in the village." "Exactly." "Two box tickets for the Scottish Cup Final." "Piss off." " A hundred pounds?" " Piss off." "And as much Claret as you can drink?" "Piss off." "In case you change your mind." "If any of you thought you could stroll over to the Bistro when this is over... forget it." "You're all barred." "Look at you, all feeling sorry for yourselves." "That isn't the spirit that won the battle of Culloden!" "We got beat at Culloden!" "You're thinking of Bannockburn." "Aye." "I'm talkin' about spirit!" "Not scores." "You've given me indigestion." "I haven't even eaten." "I'll be in my headquarters if anyone should call." "Out!" "Get out of my shop, you wee bugger!" " What are you smiling at?" " Morning, Mrs Bailey." "She's not here." "She's gone to town." " To town?" "What for?" " To buy her ticket to London." " London?" " Aye!" "London." "She has interviews." "But she's only just come home." "Take my advice." "Forget about her." "Relationships between men and women... or even men and cows takes a lot of work and effort." "Commitment." "That's the name of the game." "Let's face it, Wullie." "You're not ready for that." "Get out of the road, you bloody idiot!" "Is everything okay?" " What are you all doing here?" " We need a ball." " What for?" " Geography study." "What do you think?" "Practise, for the match." " You're kidding." " Serious as a kick in the balls." "We've taken upon ourselves to make a last-ditch effort to save the pub." " And our dignity." " And our dignity." "Thank you, Nancy." "Benny's Bar, man." " Yes!" " Let's go!" "Scrapper!" "Aye?" "Nothing." "What is it?" "What is it?" "I've been thinking about travelling." "Seeing places, seeing the world." "You mean London, don't you?" "She's not for you." "Her mind's full of traffic jams." "Got lungs full of bad air." "What?" "Don't you start as well." "I'm lonely, Ma." "Just like you, I'm lonely." "I miss him terrible, Ma." "Johnny!" "That's right!" "Johnny!" "Gonna hold me, Ma?" "Please?" "Just for a second." "Let go, William." "Please let go." "I may as well let go." "What is there to hold on to?" "Fun's over, lads." "Time to go to work." "Listen to Wullie." "We've only eight men here which means already we're at a disadvantage." "So I need to fýnd everybody's best position here." "This is my best position." "Arrow!" " Nancy-No-Pants, you go in goal." " A pleasure." "Lefty and Righty, I want to see you hit the ball." " Don't let anything go through, okay?" " All right." "You two, hold on." "I didn't say at the same time." "Nice and easy." "That's it." "Nice and easy." " Stop faffýng about, lads." " Sneak up!" " What?" " Faffýng about." " What's that?" " Faffýng." "Stop it!" " Stop with that!" "Stop faffýng!" " Whose idea was this?" " Yours." " Come on, boys!" "Of course, Mr MacDougall, I understand there are people in Dunbeg... who cannot survive without their bread." "There's nothing I can do until the van is repaired." "Don't tell me there's nothing you can do!" "Mr MacDougall, I..." "Book." "Liam MacDougall, Dunbeg, 65 years old." "Wears ladies' underwear and high heels." "Is that true, Boss?" "It's a rumour I'm going to start about the bastard as soon as we get to Dunbeg." "Let's go and see Mechanic." "Right." "I've got it." "Yes." "Here." "Hello, hello Ninety-nine in a row" "You all right, Ronaldo?" "Bastard!" "Leave 'em." "Leave 'em." "Let 'em go." "Let them get the stiffness out of their bones." "I think it's time that you and I... we're gonna go taste the fýner things in life." "Come on!" "This doesn't look like a garage, Boss." " You think this is the right place?" " God only knows." "Boss." "Boss!" "What?" "Was it him?" " Mechanic?" " No, Tommy." "Danny." "I've run out of petrol three miles down the road." "If you see Mechanic, tell him I'm in the white Jaguar, licence plate A-S-1." "No bother." "Wonder what the "A-S" stands for?" " You all right?" " Aye." " Boss..." " Stop that." "All right, lads?" "You play the violin?" "I like the shape." "It gets me hard." "How long for the repair?" "Seven-and-a-half weeks." " What?" " Seven-and-a-half weeks?" "I had to send to Austria for the parts." " Austria?" " Aye." "This is Captain Wullie." "Return to base on bearing 3975... for your scones and your tea... for your scones and tea." "Out." "What we need, Buffalo, is a fund-raiser... so we can buy uniforms for the lads." "That's a good idea." "A fund-raiser." "A theme night." "You know, where everyone dresses up in the theme." "Yeah!" "Good idea!" "What'd I tell you about you?" "Yeah, a theme night." "You come in, you get a fýfth of whisky." "You drink it, and if you don't die, they give you another one." "Last guy standing wins the bar." "Do you miss her?" "Not bad." "Huh?" "Do you miss her?" "Every damn day." "What do you think?" "Why did she leave?" "Because in all the time I knew her..." "I never told her how I felt." "Women... they need that." "They need to know how a man..." "how he feels." "And I just should have said something." "Anybody got a camera?" "Would you look at that?" "There's a few things I need to tell you." "Now don't be scared, okay?" "What?" "All right, lads?" "Go, William." "Go, William." "Go on." "Every time I look upon your face... my heart stops..." "I lose my breath... my mind goes mental... because I think you're the most beautiful girl... in the whole world." " Hey, Rosemary..." " All right!" "That is enough!" "Let him fýnish, you big wanker." "That's enough of that." "You are disturbing the peace." " The whole village is on the street." " We received a call." " Who would do that?" " I would." "Want to make something of it?" " Mother!" " To bed with you, girl!" " Sorry, Wullie." " I'm taking you home." "Don't worry!" "They got a nice breakfast!" "You did it!" " You did it!" " Oh, yeah!" "So long!" "What are you staring at?" "Your sad eyes." "Your beautiful sad eyes." "I'm a gentleman." "Onward!" "It's time for breakfast!" "You gorgeous bastard." "Kodak moment, is it?" ""Stripper"?" " I'm not stripping." " Come on, Nancy." "It'll be a laugh." "For you maybe, but not for me." "You never know." "Piss Off might be there." "Okay, I'll do it." "Go!" "Defend and break!" "Yes!" "Sweep it in!" "Come on!" "I was just wondering..." "Listen, I was wondering... if you knew where I could get some socks." "I just washed these this morning, and I realized this was the only pair I had." "I was wondering maybe you might sell them here." " Socks?" " Yeah." "Certainly." "I was wondering also maybe... you might want to put one of these in your window." "Help the boys out with their endeavour." "I'll think about it." "So I was..." "I'll see you." "I'll stop by the next time I'm looking for a pair of socks." "Growler, is that you?" "Open the door!" " Open the door." " Tell you what, love." "I'll let you out if you buy a ticket." " Buy a ticket." " What is it?" "Two pound, 50." "Hawaiian night, Benny's Bar." "We're not interested." " Just you wait." "Open the door." " Two pound, 50." " You bloody scunner." " Love, give me two pound, 50." "I'll see your mother." "I'm telling you." " That's a girl." " Get out of my sight." "Move it!" "Have a good night." " Scrapper!" "Arrow!" " Aye!" "Come back, girl." "Bloody bampour, that boy." "What the..." "You can't beat that superglue." "Good for a thousand uses." "Aye, a thousand and one." "Okay, boys, couple of bucks in this for you." "You stick this in his coat." "You do your stuff." "Go to it." "Wee bastards." "I'll kick your asses when I get off this wall!" "Shut up, ya big wanker." "Gus is a wanker Gus is a wanker" "Looking good there, Gorgeous!" "You wee beasties!" "I'll kick your tails when I get off this wall!" "What..." "Get off, mangy mutt!" "There he is there." " Am I glad you're here." " Really?" "I wouldn't be too sure of that if I were you." "Hey." "What you doin'?" " Whose is that?" " You don't know?" "It's mine." "Somebody must have put it there." "Honest." "I took you for a law-abiding person." "Indecent exposure, theft... attacking a poor, defenceless creature." " You're jokin'." " The law has no humour." "After the match, you're mine." "Help!" "Somebody help!" "Toss me that screwdriver." "I think I should actually hide these behind the bar until later." "What's up, Coach?" " I lost my job today." " What?" " Bailey said I'm neglecting my work." " He what?" "What complete sausage." " What are you going to do, kiddo?" " I don't know." "I'll tell you what you're going to do." "You're going to keep that chin up." "Come and look at our new strips." "Come on." "Look at the names on them!" "You know what tonight is?" "It's..." "Party night!" " All right, lads?" " All right!" " Your van's ready." " You said seven-and-a-half weeks." " Had to send to Austria for the parts." " Austria, yeah." "I was talking about the violin." "Seven-and-a-half weeks to fýx the van?" "I like that." "That gets me hard." " Evening." " Hello." "You look beautiful." " Here." "There you go." " Thanks." "Will you buy me a drink?" "Sure." "What's your pleasure?" "What's yours?" "Quiet!" "Quiet, please!" "Shut up!" "I just want to thank you all for your support tonight." "And let's hear it for chief coach Wullie!" "There's no strips here." "They've gone." "Get real!" "Whoa." "What did you say?" "I said get real." "Just what is your problem, pal?" "Dreamers like you and the rest of your team." "Who are you foolin'?" "Truth is, you're gonna get beaten." "Benny's will be a closed shop on Monday." "No thanks to you." "In the real world, people get jobs to solve their problems... not a game of football." "Piss off, why don't you just piss right off?" "Excuse me, Mr Doris?" " You're making a mistake." " A what?" "You think the lads don't like you because you won't play for the team." "That's not true." "They're always going on about how great a footballer you are... all the goals you scored." "Scrapper thinks you're a genius." "And Arrow says you're brilliant." "But you're right though." "I think we are dreamin'." "Benny's isn't just a pub." "It's like a huge living room where friends come... chat, have a laugh... a family." "I don't know about you, Mr Doris... but I need friends." "I came to say goodbye." "I'm on the early train." "I lost my job today." "I heard." "I was thinking of maybe travelling down to London myself after the match." "You belong here." "Pucker up your lips!" "I'm coming in to land!" "Book." "Struggle is..." "No, forget it." "What'll happen now?" "I don't know." "We're right back where we started." "I fýgure..." "They won't turn up." "What about Rosemary?" "She's leaving tomorrow." "That's going to break Wullie's heart." "His won't be the only one." "Good night, Sheila." " Buffalo?" " Yeah?" "Wow." "Wow." "Come here." "Sit down beside me." "You're a good son, William Smith." "I miss him." "I miss Johnny too." "But I have you." "You mean that, Ma?" "I do." "I really do." "What about the drink?" "It's not easy... but I'll try." "And what about you, William Smith?" "What's to become of you if you don't try and save the day?" "I'm going to tell you a secret that no one else knows." "The reason for the bet between the two pubs a hundred years ago." "It's all about two men who were in love with the same girl." "But she loved Benny." "She Joved him so much she decided to leave Inverdoune for his sake." "She didn't want to come between two friends." "But by then it was too late." "They had already made the bet." "How do you know all that?" "Because the girl was pregnant... with my mother." "You're Benny's great-grandson." "All right, Bistro!" "Thirty minutes, then it's a forfeit." "Get my champagne ready, darling." "Bastard." "Running nice and sweet." "So off to Dunbeg." "I didn't know you played football." "You know, the other day outside the phone box with the kids." "That was very good." "Yeah, I used to play until I did my knee." " Aye." "How's your knee now?" " It's fýne." "Really?" "Four minutes to go." "What you doin' here?" "Lost your aeroplane?" "Poor Patsy." "You'll be looking for a job, eh?" "In your dreams." "Ten seconds to go." "Nine, eight... seven, six..." "I wouldn't pop your cork too soon now, if I were you." "Two, one." "Yes!" "Captains!" " Happy." " Scrapper." "Dingus." "After the match, Benny's Bar is history." "Really?" "You want to take a good look at your wife's underwear, son?" "Listen up!" "Listen up!" "We all know why we're here." "I want you to get in there and play with your pride." "Understand?" "Defend and attack." "Defend and attack." "For Benny!" "Let's go!" " To the left!" " Plenty of time." "To your man!" "Jesus Christ!" "The wrong side!" " That was Growler's fault!" " Okay, Arrow." "Use your heads!" "All right?" "Here we go!" "Let's go!" "Charlie!" "Get back, Bistro!" "Up!" "That was a blatant foul!" "Gus!" "Watch!" "Come on." "Let's go, boys!" "Come on!" "That's enough!" "Come on!" "I need four!" "Cover him!" "Relax!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "That's it!" "Concentrate!" "Keep your eye on the ball!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Get out!" "Get back there!" "Growler!" "Use your man here!" " Two backs!" " What's going on?" "Wake up!" "Growler, move in your man here!" "Come on, boys." "They're running rings around you!" "You're standing there still!" "Come on!" "Move into the ball!" "Boys, they're playing with you." "Half-time!" " Losers!" " You're dead meat!" "You know that?" "You hear me?" "You're dead meat!" " Let me alone!" " Calm down!" "Hello, hello" "Ninety-nine in a row" "It's two-nothing, Bistro." "It's close." " Right." " Close game." "Close game." "Close game." "Get up." "Get up!" "Get up on your feet!" "Come on!" "Listen to you lot." "Where's your pride?" "You're 45 minutes away from nowhere to go tonight... nowhere to go every night." "Do you understand that?" "Do you understand?" "This is not just a game of football!" "This is about someone trying to take away our identity." "I'm not going to let that happen and neither are any of you." "If Benny was alive, he'd be ashamed of us for the way we just played." "You think he would have made the bet a hundred years ago knowing we'd lose?" "No, he would not." "We've 99 defeats." "It takes just one victory." "Every one of you get back on that fýeld... and play as though your lives depended on it." "Your lives depended on it." "Come on!" "Yes!" "Re-form!" "Go, boys!" "Let's go!" "Yes!" "Oh, yes!" "You bastard." "I'm doing this for you... and for me." "All right, Benny's Bar!" "Let's go!" "He's an ex-pro!" "He can't play!" "The rules are if he drinks in the pub, he can play for the pub." "Yes!" "That's it, Charlie!" "Man on!" "Watch it!" "Come on!" "Outside flank!" "Okay, now, mate!" "Yeah!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Yes!" "Come on!" "Yes!" " Yes!" " Come on, Benny's Bar!" "Mark your man, Dead-Eye!" "Use your man!" "Come on, Charlie!" "Get in there!" "Come on, lads!" "Goal, eh?" "What does that do to you, eh?" "Come on!" "Pick it up, boys!" "You're on your way!" "Come on, Referee!" "He's all over me, man!" "He's got it!" "Get up, you dirty, cheating scum!" "Penalty!" "Come on, Ref!" "That's a penalty!" " The bastard's gone swimming!" " Get off him!" "Get up, bastard!" "Come on!" "That's a penalty to Benny's." "Christ!" "You've got 15 seconds to the end of the match." "Make your minds up." "Danny, you get..." "Shut up!" "You've no time to argue." "You're the 11 th man." "You take the penalty." " We'll never make it, Johnny." " You're fine." "I'm just here." "I'm right behind you." "You're safe." "William, please!" "Please don't let me fall!" "God!" "God!" "No!" "Suppose that's the end of your Bistro." " Who the hell are you?" " I'm Carol's husband." "I've just come back from making my fortune." "My name's McGhee, John McGhee." "I've got a present for you." "I didn't know." "I thought you were..." "We don't need your bar." "Yes!" "Easy!" "Englishman!"