"WHIRLWIND English Subs made by Yavass, February 2012" " There you go..." " So what happened?" "Well, I took him home and gave him the ride of his life !" " You're terrible." " It's not my problem, it's his...." "Anyway, he needs to tell his wife." "But he's amazing !" "Big shoulders, six-pack..." "He's hot !" " You'll call him again ?" " No." " Well, he is married." "It's not that... ." "I just don't want to give him the wrong idea" "God forbid !" " You kill me Des !" "Some of us can't even get a date and you go through them like tissues !" "We did go through a lot of tissues !" "I did not need to know that !" "Mick, I know I've told you like a million times, but this food is amazing!" "Seriously." "How long does it take to become a chef ?" " A few years." "Why?" " Maybe, I should try." "I thought you liked your job." "It's alright, I don't know." "I don't think it's what I want to do" "I've heard that before" "I should be doing something more exciting and creative." "I thought after your last job, you wanted more stability." "I guess....." "Before you jump ship, Sean and I might ask you for some help" "We're buying a place together" "Look at you two !" "When did you guys decide this ?" "A few days ago." "Our lease is up in a few months......... ... so I thought this will be a good time" "That's really cool." " You must be pumped !" " Yeah, you know it !" "Yeah, of course." "I'm just nervous about affording it" " We'll make it up" " I know." "I just hope we don't end up in a place that's completely tiny...." " You know of anything, JD ?" " I only handle rentals, not sales." "I can probably get you the name of someone though" "As long as it is cheap" "Or willing to barter." "I'll pimp myself out for your cause." "That's nice of you." "But I don't think anybody would want to trade an appartment for genital warts" "Oh, I see how it is !" "OK Mick, just for that, I'm not doing these dishes tonight" "And you can feed yourself next time too !" "I'll be done in a minute" "No rush...." "Did you pick up the dry cleaning ?" "I'll get it tomorrow." "What ?" "Can you believe it's been three years for us already ?" "Not too bad, right ?" " Do you think...?" " What ?" "Do you think you can hurry your ass up so I can brush my teeth ?" "So that's how it is, eh ?" "Well, perfection.....takes time !" "The restaurant had extra." "I knew it's your favored" "You rock !" "Remind me not to take you anywhere ever !" "So good !" "Any cute boys coming to the restaurant lately ?" " That's all you guys talk about !" " So what ?" "Anyone hot ?" "Your mother !" "Where is your plastic wrap ?" "Really...." "Don't you think it's time?" "I think he'd have wanted you to, by now" "Well, it's not that simple, is it ?" "I got more errands to run.See ya later" " Oh come on !" "Hold up !" " Hey, Desmond, right?" " Right..." "We met a few weeks ago, at Panache ?" " Ah, right !" " You never called." "Sorry about that ..." "I've just been really busy." "You know how it is...." "Yeah....." "That night was hot !" "Yeah, it was" " We should do that again." " I think you're reading my mind" " Here's my number.... again !" " I'll use it...." "Great !" "You can pick the restaurant." " For dinner....." " Of course, of course...." "Sure" " We'll talk soon" " Sure." " Look at you !" " Hey !" "You're too cute." "I love French toast" " You think any of this, is for you ?" " It'd better be !" "Check it out !" "I was thinking how you always said you wanted to go to Aruba .... so I was on line last night and found a really great fare" "I think we should book it" "Sounds cool, but don't you think we'd be saving money for the apartment ?" "Yeah, but we can still have fun, can't we ?" "I think we have to buckle down for a while if we're gonna make it happen" "Okay." "I'd like to make an appointment so I can see a few places" " Already ?" " Just to look.It couldn't hurt, right?" "How about tomorrow after work ?" "I was thinking, we could see a show or something ?" "I am excited to jump in." "Aren't you ?" " Yeah." " Great" "What I'd like to know is why the hot guy has to pay for sex ?" "Weren't you listening ?" "He said ..." "Never mind, just keep smoking !" "Speaking of smoking...." "puff, puff, pass motherfucker !" " Anybody want anything ?" " Yeah, I want him !" "You can have him after I'm done" " JD got him first." " You getting me a beer?" "I heard that !" "It's like the beginning of the end for you two !" "What does that mean?" "First you buy an apartment together, then you get a dog..... ....then you adopt some cute kid from a 3rd World country ..." "They might as well get matching T-shirts for their vacations to EpCot" "Buying a place doesn't mean anything like that.....it's just a place" " Our place !" " Of course !" " Besides, we can out-party you anytime" " You wish !" "Shut up already !" "Can't we watch the movie ?" "Thank you." "So, any good drugs coming your way at work, Des?" "I only rep allergy pills" "I want drugs too." " What are you looking for ?" " Don't know." "Something fun" "A movie night is fun." "You sure know how to show a guy a good time !" "Hey sister !" "No, I'm just watching a movie with the guys." "Saturday night?" " You know, we ..." " Fiona it's me !" "Nothing, just sitting here with these losers" " The what....?" " These losers and Mick." "What's up ?" "You're in a show ?" "Of course we'll come !" "Yes, all of us !" "I speak for them, because they are high and drunk." "I'm the designated planner" "We'll be there." "Ok, call me later" "Asshole !" "Why didn't you tell me she was show?" "Because she's been in some really bad ones" "Bad....doesn't begin to describe them !" "We're going !" "This one could be good !" " Ok, so it wasn't so good..." " You owe me big time" "It felt like my head was going to explode" " It was pretty bad, I have to admit it" "At least we went out and did something" "You're all turning into a bunch of old ladies" "Hey guys !" " And how was the play ?" " Nice of you to show up !" " I had something to do." " You mean......" "Someone !" "Thank you so much for coming !" " Mom is sending you her congrats" "That's nice (=they speak in spanish)" " You were fantastic." " Yes, you were" " What was your favored part, Des ?" "Every moment with Fiona in it, of course" "Please !" "The play was shit and you all know it." "But at least, they're still throwing us a party !" " Ladies !" " Hi !" "That play fucking sucked, but...." "you were awsome !" "Thank you." "What's up Renee?" "Not my blood alcohol level." "Where is the bar?" "Hey, there is the star !" " And my favorite nephew ?" " Great !" "How are you two doing ?" "We discover new aches and pains every day." "Growing old isn't for the faint of heart" " Owen, we're fine !" "You guys getting ready for next month?" " What's next month ?" " Oh, nothing." " You're such a liar !" "Next month, my uncle and his lovely man.... ...are celebrateing their 25th anniversary together." " No shit !" " That's fantastic !" "Yeah !" "What are you doing for it ?" " Nothing really..." " What ?" "Why not ?" "We really don't have a place to throw a party....." "Our apartment is too small." "So, we'll probably just make dinner" " You got to do something" " It would be nice, Robert." "You guys, you could use my place" " Really ?" " Of course !" " I'll help put it together" " You all don't have to do this" " You deserve it." " I'll cook." "We'll all help" "That's so sweet, all of you." "I don't know what to say" "Thank you !" "This will mean so much to us" "We're gonna go get a drink" "Do you think, we'll be like them some day?" "No !" "I'll never settle down that much" " Come again ?" " You're so easy to fuck with ...!" "Fiona, I'm so sorry I stepped on your line" "Don't worry about it." "I don't think the audience care one way or the other" "I know, but I'm sorry" "These are my friends." "Hey everybody, this is Lauren." " Nice job tonight !" " Not really, but thanks !" "At least you had a cool costume" " I know, I want to steal that dress" " So does he !" " Who is that ?" " That's my friend, Drake." " You guys should meet him." "Yeah, we should !" "And there is front of me is the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life !" " I'm talking pantyhose full of oranges" " Shit ..." "What did you do?" "I'd like to say that I tackled that challenge..... ....but I couldn't get outta there fast enough !" "Thanks Lauren, for bringing strangers over in the middle of this story" "Please, it's nothing they haven't heard or lived through before..." "This is Drake, Adam and Wayne." "And you're going to have to intruduce yourselves 'cause I don't know your names" "I hope you at least got some good dirt on them before you brought them here !" "Don't worry about that, there is plenty of that, where I come from !" "By the way, the guy with the huge cock ..." "You have his number?" "Killer !" " Are you coming?" " Sure" "What are you guys talking about now ?" "Horse cocks again ?" "Actually, we'll probably head up pretty soon" " Too bad" " But we'd go out sometime" "Absolutely" "We're having dinner at my place Sunday" "You shoud come by" " I'd love to." "This will be fun" "Just one question...." "Do you guys always eat so well?" " Whenever Mick cooks, yeah !" " I'm moving in" " Make room for me too." " Fine" "You can vacuum and you can do the windows." "I've eaten plenty of chefs in town, but this is really something" "Eaten plenty of chefs, huh ?" "I had my share of them, too...." "You meet a lot of people, being an event planner" "That sounds like a really awsome job." "Maybe I should......" "When did you start that ?" "Just outta college, back in New England." "Small staff at first....." "Then I worked my way up." "But you know, that's all very boring" "How did you all meet each other ?" "In sex clubs and "key parties" (kp =blind selection of sex partner)" "The short version is, our uncle and partner used to own a restaurant.... ....and we all got introduced through them" "And I know this fool from college" "Fool ?" "I'll tell you who's the fool..." "One time Desmond was invited to his professor's house for a reception.... ..and she caught him blowing her husband in the basement !" " You didn't...!" " What happened ?" "Let's just say he got an "incomplete" 'cause he never went back" "I was beeing a gentleman." "That's why I didn't go back !" "Besides, this is coming from a guy who got his name from his drinking habits" "I mean, one night, he drunk not one, but two bottles of Jack Daniels" "You must have been a real catch that night !" "That's where he's wrong." "Because JD stands for "Just Delicious"." "You wish !" "Oh wait....before I forget, Drake...." "Do you would know of any vendors that could get us flowers pretty cheap?" "We are throwing an anniversary party for uncle." "Owen and uncle Robert are on top of the world, you guys." "I can't even tell you how excited they are !" "Nice." "How long have they been together?" " It's their 25th anniversary - 25 !" " That's great, isn't it ?" " Yeah." "It's a whole lot of years of cheatting on each other" " What?" " All those homos cheat." "It's common knowledge" "Take it easy." "I'm kidding." " So, what gym do you work out ?" " Midtown." "Do you want to work out sometime ?" "Sure." "Do you guys ever go to clubs ?" " No." "Sure we do." "Not all the time, but yeah" "Great !" "We'll definately do it up" " Drake." " Oh, now you're talking !" "I'm serious, I love you guys, but you're lame" "How many times have I asked you to find me a man ?" " Too many !" " So, where is he?" " We've to find the exact right kind" " No." "You need to find a guy and put him exactly right here !" " I'll call the Marines" " Thank you." "A man with a plan !" "So, Mick, you've been quite all night." "Is there a lucky guy in your life ?" "I'm not dating anybody right now" "Why not?" "So!" "Anyone for a drink ?" " Right here !" " Me too." " Let's light another" " Absolutely !" " This shit is killer !" " Yeah." "I'm fucked up !" "Don't you boys try and take advantage of me, now" "Oh yeah, you're in real touble here !" "Who wants to go out?" "I think I'm done" "I can go out....." "I want to hear all about it" " You're bad." " Every detail, or I will hurt you !" "Done ....." "It was so much fun !" "It was pretty cool" "Those guys are a riot I couldn't stop laughing." "Are you sure it was not the pot ?" "No." "But it doesn't matter" "Drake wants to work out with me." "Really ?" "Are you cool with that ?" "If he's serious about it.....sure !" "We'll see." "Hey !" "Not so fast." "I always get ready first." "You've got something else to do." "What ?" "I guess I could wait." "Want some ?" " What was up with Mick ?" " Don't worry about him." "He is just..." "Never mind ..." "I thought I had insulted his mother or something." "Is it me?" "No, no." "Forget about it...." "I felt kind of bad." "You see, his lover died a couple of years ago and he's not over it yet" "He died of what?" "Car crash" "Don't take it personally" "How long have Sean and Bobby been together ?" "Two years ?" "Are they monogamous?" "Very." " Why?" "You interested ?" " No, I was just wondering." "You know how it is.." "Yeah." "So, see you around" "See ya !" "JD." "Yes, on the table." "You've worn me out." "That was killer" " Same time next week ?" " Sure" " How are things between you and Sean?" " It's good, it's good !" " We're buying a place together" " I heard...." "It's wild..." "Wild ?" "Yes." "I don't know of any couples who would do that." "It's too risky !" "Why?" "You know, fights, break ups...." "the usual." "No, we're cite" "Cool." "You and Des had fun the other night ?" " Yeah, it was fun." " Did you guys get together ?" " No." " Oh, 'cause it seemed like ..." " It's not big deal" "I think beeing with a guy for so long has made you forget what guys are like" "You never date long term ?" "Once." "It did not work out" "So you're not interested in Des ?" "Like I said, no big deal..." "No big deal ?" "You're lucky, he's so hot !" "So....we got to know !" "Does he have a big dick ?" " Big enough !" " For you ?" "Wow !" "Must be a monster." "Shut up, you're just jealous." " I can't wait to tell Mick." "Why?" "He'll say it's stupid or something" "I wish to God he'd get out and start dating again" "There's got to be something we can do !" "Anytime anyone says anything to him he just gets so touchy !" "He's really got to get his life together" "I got to get going soon, so...." "we should get back to the party stuff" "What were you thinking for decorations ?" "Well, Owen really likes flowers." "So, I'm thinking rows and rows of lilies." "This is an anniversary party, not a wedding" " Or a funeral." " You come up with something then !" " What about the drinks?" " A shitload of liquor" " Black coffee to go, right ?" " Right" "Thank you !" "Good to see you again" "What about this ?" "Two bedroons on the Upper West (Side, NYC) ?" "That's a lot of money." "I don't think we're gonna find anything for much less" "We can buy three or four houses in the small town for that much" "Do you really want to live in the small town ?" "Do you really want to eat mac and cheese for the rest of our lives ?" "Hey there !" "What's up ?" " We're just doing some house hunting." "That sounds like pure joy...." "Yeah." "Come out tonight, I got a hot club for you, to go to." "That sounds fucking awesome.... ...but we supposed to clean the house and fill out some broker applications" "I'm gonna forget I heard you say that" " I'll see what I can do." " Cool." "See you later." " Check this one out...." " That was Drake." "There is a party for us tonight" "But we're gonna fill out some applic.." " I know, but this one sounds insane !" "I'd rather get movin' on the paperwork" " It can wait...." "Please !" "?" "I really want to go" "Fine, but you're not doing anything tomorrow until we get some stuff done" "Yes Sir !" "I call the guys." "Let's go" " Let's dance." " No." " Come on !" " No, I'm alright, but you go ahead" " Lots of guys here, huh?" " Yeah, but I don't see too many men" " You want another drink ?" " Sure" " Hey there !" "Want to dance?" " No, thank you." "Sorry." "Are you sure?" "Very !" "Hot out there !" "Is that for me ?" "It was for Mick but I don't see him." "Oh well.. ..." " Sean sure is having a good time" " Yes, he is" "Do you ever miss going out ?" "Being single ?" "Not really." "Why?" "You'd do extremely well out there." "Everyone is checking you out !" "I'm fine with what I've got now" "Lucky you !" "Thanks for the drink." " Hey !" "I think this is for you." " Thank you." "You spend a lot of time here ?" "Enough." "Mostly just for the scenery" "Lots of these guys are idiots." "I didn't notice." "So, Desmond told me your lover died." " Did he ?" " Yes." "Really sorry to hear that." "He said it was a long time ago." "Why aren't you dating yet ?" "I don't want to talk about it" "Okay." "Sorry." "But it's been a while, right?" "You'd get over that shit some time" "Have you ever lost somebody you loved?" "Yes." "Then you should know, not to say something like that" " Are you ready to dance yet ?" " No." " How about a blow job ?" " Fuck off !" "What's your deal ?" "Your friends said you were looking for some action" " Who said that?" " Those guys in the dance floor" "I'm done.This place gives me a headache" " Alright, I'll tell the guys." "Hey !" "Are you ready to leave ?" "Already?" "It is so early." "Let's have some fun." " I'm tired." "Shall we go ?" " In a little while, okay?" "That's great !" "It's crazy out here, right ?" "Listen, I'm gonna go to the WC, I'll be right back" "See ya !" " I saw you talking to that guy." " Yeah." " You'll go home with him ?" " I don't know...." "Maybe." " Would you rather go home with me?" " Maybe." "That's fucking......!" " Having fun ?" " I was...." " Excuse me ?" "Oh, I'm sorry, it's not you" "Want to dance?" "You know what?" "Wanna get out of here?" " You move pretty fast !" " Can you keep up ?" "Come on, don't be like that !" "I wanted to leave over an hour ago !" " You were having fun, admit it." " That's not the point" "We cannot do the same thing all the time" "Let's just go to bed ?" " I wanna listen to more music." " Baby it's late !" "And this!" "You want some?" "Have fun !" "Lame !" " Wow, you got great hands !" " That's what people tell me..... ...then I take their money" " I got a little business on 13th." " Nice !" "My sister....she's a massage therapist" "Don't tell me I remind you of your sister !" "No." "You've got a bigger dick" "Get out now !" " Not until you finish my back rub" " What if I don't ?" "Well...there'll be consequences" "That sounds fun." "What have you got ?" "Now finish my back rub !" " Why this one?" " Owen loves it." "How about this one, Sean?" "Sure" " Are you still hangover ?" " Maybe....." "Yes." "You can't handle your liquor anymore?" " We were pretty late last night" "It was so much fun, we danced for hours." "Yeah, it was killer" ""Killer", eh ?" " Anyone getting lucky ?" " Des..." " Of course." " And Drake." "Did he totally move on Desmond's guy or what ?" "Des didn't seem to care." "He picked up another cute guy right away" "Maybe he wasn't so in to that first one" " I saw you talking to somebody" " That was nothing." " He seemed to be into you" " Bullshit." "That place is a meat market" "So terrible !" "Tons of hotties trying to fuck each other." "The horror !" "Did you have any luck, JD ?" "I mean, you know I talked to a few guys I guess I was off my vibe last night" "Do you think I'd have my hair cut ?" "A lot of the guys there had it short." "Don't do it just because of them !" "You don't want to date them !" "You don't !" "How about this ?" "That's out !" " God, my head!" "You know what helps ?" "I love you right now !" "Sorry I'm late guys ..." "What did I miss ?" "Hey !" "So glad I rushed over here to help out !" "Not too many people come here for our coffee." "Especially since there is a chain across the street" "But you're coming here every day." "I wonder why that is ?" "Ah....it's good coffee..." "You're cute when you lie." "Here !" "It's on me today" "Thank you." "My ears were ringing for two days." " The place was jumping" " With so many to chose from !" "Yeah, so many...." "Hey, you weren't upset about that, were you ?" "I did OK for myself" "All is fair, right ?" "Absolutely." "What's the thing Mick is doing tonight?" "Some event at the restaurant." " And where's Bobby?" " He has clients early tomorrow" "No excuse." " He works hard." "It's a school night" " What do you want?" " I don't know, let me go with you" "Another scotch ?" " Nice !" " Just my type..." "My type too !" " Why not?" " It's just that ... you seem like...you might be into guys that want....." "Gym bunnies usually want gym bunnies." "That's just the way it is !" "Thank you." "You don't think I can get a hot guy ?" " It's not that ..." " You're totally good !" "You see ?" "Thank you !" "Sure" "You just need hot clothes and to work out a little bit and you'd be killer" "Oh, right...." "I'm gonna go play some music." "JD ...?" " Was that necessary ?" " Just a suggestion." "JD can be a little insecure sometimes." "So next time maybe a little gentler on the suggestions" "Sure...." "How's the house hunting going ?" "I'm a little burned out on it" "Can I be honest for a sec ?" "OK" "You don't seem like the type to settle down" "I 've seen how much you like to party" "Are you sure you're ready for this ?" "I don't mean to pry..." "No, it's OK..." "To be honest, I'm not 100% sure." "I think it's going kind of fast." " Bobby seems set on it" " It's all he talks about" "You know, it seems he's only looking out for what he wants... not looking out for you" "No, it's not like that." "I mean I want the place too, it's just...." "It's a lot to handle, sure ?" "Just don't do anything you're not sure you wanna to" "You'll figure it out" "I'm sure listening to me complain wasn't on your list of things to do tonight" "I'm gonna see if JD is cool" " What was that all about ?" "I'm sorry ?" "What are you doing?" "Just having a conversation." "That's all !" "Nothing to worry about" "'cause it looked like you're trying..." " Nothing to worry about" "That film we wanted to see opens this week." "Prices are coming up a little" "Maybe this isn't the right time to buy" "The market is still good" " We might not get the very best deal.." " I don't mean the market.... ...I mean for us !" "What does that mean ?" "With work, with our lives ..." "I don't know" "You were really cite about it before" " That's what you've told me !" " I know !" "So what do you say ?" "I do not know." "Nothing." "I think it's what we should do." " If you don't ...?" " I think I'm just tired." "Don't listen to me" "You have three new messages." " First message" " Louis....." "Your messages have been deleted." " Hello ?" " It's JD." "I need some suggestions for wine to go with your menu." "Cool, right ?" "It looks pretty killer, doesn't it ?" "I think it's a bit much for you." "What?" "No, Drake wears this kind of stuff all the time." "You don't think it looks good ?" "I just don't think it's you !" "You know, you shoud be pissed at Des not Drake for the other night" "I am, but it doesn't affect my opinion of your poor fashion choice" "I think it does." "Every time I go to make a change, you guys give me shit about it !" "It's not that." "I'm just saying ..." "Well, yeah.....save it !" "You're bringing me down !" "Let's go and talk about wine." "This has been really great, man !" "I'm actually starting.... ...to look forward to Wednesdays" "It's been cool having someone to work out with" "Definitely" " Sorry." " I do not ..." "It's my fault, I must just have misread the whole situation" " You know....never mind !" " It's OK." "What were you gonna say?" "Well....you and Sean ..." "You seem to be on different pages relationship-wise" "You just want different things" "I thought you and I, were connected." "I seriously hope you'll just forget..." ".....this happened" " It's OK" " Are we cool ?" " Yeah, we're cool" "I'm sorry again" "No, eh...." "See you later." "OK, where's the list of the families that said they're coming ?" "Here it is" "What about the ones that haven't responded yet ?" "Right here" "I think the last one said yes, though" "Mick, can you pass me the dumplings ?" "What's that about ?" "Guys, come on !" "Can we just get through this please ?" "Yeah, we got other stuff to worry about" " Like your clothes ?" "What the hell ?" "You don't like what I'm wearing ?" "Never mind !" "Mick, what about the menu ?" "It looks good to me" "Is there any way to change some of this stuff around ?" "Like What?" "Instead of asparagus, can we have that squash that you make ?" "It's awesome !" "The courses appear with sides that complement their flavors" "Look, fish is way too risky." "Not enough people like fish" "Yeah." "OK, you know what ?" "Forget about it !" "If you all know so much, you can figure it out yourselves !" "Somebody else can do the cooking !" " Hold on!" "We didn't mean...." "And you can keep your mouth shut about me !" "Is that big of a deal that I told Drake about John ?" "It's not his business" "Well, I'm sorry, it's not like it's the world's biggest secret or anything !" "And you need to admit it's time to move on, Mick !" "What coming from Mr One-Night-Stand !" " Oh, guys ..." " No!" "Fuck that !" "We all know it !" "I don't talk about your shit to other people !" "And I didn't come up here to get ganged upon by my friends" "You never loved anybody for more than a night.... ...and you're gonna tell me it's time to move on ?" "I move on when I decide to move on !" "So, shall I order some pizzas for the party ?" "That was super fun" "I don't know what's going on with them" " What about you ?" " What about me ?" "You...seemed really distant" "I was busy." "It's not like the party is in a few weeks or anything" "I know...." "I know" "It just seems like a while since...." "I think we need to have a night out" "That sounds great !" "I'll tell the guys." "Dancing ?" "Drinks ?" "Just me and you" "Oh, okay." "Let's do it Friday" "That's the night we're supposed to check out this new place with Drake" " You can do that anytime." " Everybody has already planned it." "No, re-plan it ..." "You and I need to spend some time together." "I hear you but what am I supposed to tell everybody ?" "Hey, wait.....we are going out !" "Fine !" "It's good to hang out man." "The other guys have been so uptight" " What's up ?" "Dunno." "I think..... ....this anniversary thing is getting to them" "They've been giving me crap about...." "my new clothes" " Your clothes ?" " What do you think about them ?" "I think you look fucking hot" "Really?" "Thank you." " Those guys put you down a lot" " You think ?" "Like the other night when you were talking about your type ?" "Fuck that !" "You can have anyone !" " That's what I think." " Life is too short." "You have to do whatever the fuck you're gonna do" "I've been thinking a lot about exactly that." "My job's been so lame lately !" " Screw it !" " Yeah, right !" "How much longer do you think you have...... ?" "....to do all those things that you've always wanted to do ?" "Ten years ?" "If you're lucky !" "You make a few wrong choices and the next thing you know ... .your life is all fucked up." "You got nothing left !" "No one !" "You got to do it up !" "Now !" "The other guys never back me up like that !" "Whenever I try to take control of my life....." "That's it!" "That's you !" ""Take control" ?" "That's what you are all about right now !" " Your nick name should be "TC"" " Very funny." " Well ?" " Seriously ?" "Yeah." "Yeah!" "Yeah, I'm feeling it !" " TC." " Yeah, TC." "Hey...." "It's really good to spend time with you" "Yeah, it is." "I'm really glad we did this" "Me too..." "You're still having any weird thoughts about the apartment ?" "Weird ?" "I think they're pretty normal." "You weren't having them before." "That does not mean they are weird." "Bad choice of words" "Sorry." "I just don't want to make any big decisions if we're unsure" "If you are unsure." " What's the difference ?" " There is a big difference." "If you're not on the same page ..." "What's up homos ?" "Desmond is still outside, on the phone with another one of his conquests" "What are you doing here?" "I told them to go by after dinner." "You did what ?" "We're not doing anything after, right ?" "So I thought we can all check out that new place" "This is supposed to be a date night for us" " Oooops !" "I can leave..." " You're already here." "We don't have plans for after, right?" " Not anymore...." "So, why can't we make the most of it and have some fun ?" "Sorry, I'm bad." "I'll make it up to you" " Where is Mick?" "Still pissed at Desmond, I guess." " Didn't Des talk to him ?" " I guess not." "Hey Bobby, you'll come to the club ?" " I do not think so." " But we have to celebrate !" " I quit my job today" " What ?" "Why ?" "Part of the the new me creating a new life for myself !" "You guys were always saying I need to make decisions." "Here I am !" " Do you have another job lined up ?" " No.... it will come." "Something a hell of a lot better than real estate broker." "It's bound to." " I don't think that's a good idea, JD" " Call me TC." " Sorry ?" " As in Take-Control." "That's me now" "You can't be serious ?" "!" "New me baby !" "And the new me wants to go to the club." "Come on Bobby !" "Fine !" "Let's get fucked up !" "Yeah !" "Hey, you guys are here." "Awesome !" "Where is Mick ?" "He's annoyed at me because you talked to him about his lover" "You never said it was a taboo subject." "That guy needs to lighten up" "Look, he's just going through what he needs to go through" "Well, I'm going through some drinks" " I hear that" " Look who it is !" " Hey !" "I had a feeling I'd see you again" " Cool." " I never heard from you" "I know." "I was very busy." "You're lucky I don't hold grudges." "Buy you a drink ?" "Sure" " Have you seen Bobby?" " I think he left" "Shit." "Do you know when ?" " I'd better go" " No, no... finish your drink." "He'll be alright" "I just wish that he could let loose like the rest of us." " He used to." " Things change." "But you cann't control any of that." "He's gonna do what he wants." "Just remember that there are plenty of guys out there that would date you" "You have options, that's all I'm saying" " Okay." " Good luck." "So, what's the plan for tonight ?" "Well, I think that's my plan for tonight" "Your friend got a problem or something ?" "No, he just tends to overdo it sometimes" "He tries too hard" "Do you want some help ?" "I know how much fun it can be ...." " ....taking care of the inebriated" " No, I got it" "Hey, what are you doing?" " It's time to go." "Come on Jd" "Fuck them !" "Alright, come on !" " Hey, that's the cute guy Des met !" " That's me." "I think he's cute ..." "You should date him." " This guy has got good taste." " Really ?" "Come on !" "That's very thoughtful of you to lend me that DVD" "Hey...." "let's talk." " Why are you messing with these guys?" " Whom ?" " You know who I mean." " I'm just being friendly" "Do we have to go through this again ?" "How many people do you have to fuck with before you get back at Kyle ?" "I told you never talk about him again !" "Look, I saw how bad that was for you !" "He ran off with your best friend and that fucking sucks !" "But this shit is gonna crush you if you don't let it go" " Sorry !" " Here !" "Be careful !" " God ...!" " My work out for the day" "You didn't have to come all the way here" "It's no problem." "Is he gonna be OK ?" "I hope he has a wicked hangover." "Look..... not a lot of people would help out like that." "I know how you can pay me bak" "Look, I think we should be clear about something" "I ..." "Thank you for the back rub the other night." "Okay." "Any time !" "Come on !" "Mick is not doing what ?" "He had a little bit of a freak out, but I don't think he meant to." "Look, if he's not doing the food, then we need to know, like immediately !" " We only have a week left" " I know, I'll talk to him but..." "....he hasn't call me back yet" "Maybe, he's pissed at you" "Whatever..." "look, I'll work it out !" " Alright." "What about the invites ?" " Invites...." "This is the last list that Des gave me." "I think most of them went out" "Most of them ?" "I'm a little confused about it" "Maybe you'd stop staying out so late and take care of this, instead" " You were the one that left !" " You didn't even notice !" "Mom and Dad are fighting !" " Look, if you guys need help with ..." " No, no we got it !" " Bobby, 'cause Uncle Robert will be ..." " We'll be fine !" "Yes, everything will be just great !" "Was that necessary ?" "Was inviting JD and Des to our night out necessary ?" "I already told you that since we didn't have plans, I...." "God !" "I have to call Mick." " Hey ?" " Thank God, I caught you" "Please, please tell me you're still doing this party ?" "I do not know." "Desmond was totally out of line telling Drake about what happened" "He's been a real jerk lately" "I know, but we really need you." "You're like the best chef in the world !" "I'll think about it." "Well, that's all the ass-kissing you're getting today !" "We're having a meeting at our place tomorrow night." "Be there ?" "Okay." "I'll call you later." "TC ?" " Hey ?" "How's it goin' ?" " Can't complain." "What's up ?" "I wanted to see if you wanted to hang tonight ?" "Can't." "I got something else to do" "Oh, OK." "I was kind of hoping that we could ..." "Listen, I got to run." "I'll catch up with you later." " Yes ?" " Don't sound so cheerful !" "Oh !" "Hey !" "Sorry." "I'm just up to my eyeballs in party planning and.... ....and Bobby has been in my case all day" "You sound like you need to blow off some steam.Let's go have some drinks !" "That sounds fucking awesome." "But...." "I really got to get this stuff together" "I'll get done." "I got first round." "Fuck it !" "Where ?" " Where are you going ?" " I'm going out for a while" "Are you kidding ?" "You have work tomorrow and you didn't do the dishes." "I'll do the damn dishes, OK ?" "Wow !" "What's going on ?" "Just because we're getting older it doesn't mean we have to act old !" "What does that mean ?" "We're not Robert and Owen." "I got to get outta here !" "Sean ?" "Sean ?" "Wait !" "Hello ?" "You sure don't like to return phone calls, do you ?" " Hey Louis." " I've been thinking about you" "That's good." "Thank you." "Don't sound so excited !" " Sorry, I'm just doing some work" " No, I'm just busting your chops" "I have.....(=been thinking about you) you know...." "I was wondering if you want to get together ?" "I think, we could have some fun and still.......... ....have enough time to get some sleep for work" " How soon can you get here ?" " I was thinking of a date" "Like, I take you to dinner and we get to know each other, that kind of thing" "I'm really busy this week." "How about this weekend ?" "Well, have to check my schedule" "You don't want to get to know me, do you ?" " No, it's not that..." " And how is it ?" "It's just that..." "What did you think when we hooked up ?" "I thought you were interested, I thought we were starting something." "It was just sex, Louis." "I see." "I guess I'm a bad judge of character." "Sorry to waste your time." "No !" "Louis ...?" "Then he totally ditched me out in front of Fiona and Renee." "He's supposed to support me, not make things harder !" "Here" "Thank you." " I thought we were going to the bar" " One more and then we'll go" "I'm already getting fucked up !" "He shouldn't do that to you in front of other people" "That's what I'm saying !" "He knows I have a lot goin'on right now !" "Sounds like he's just being selfish." "Yeah ..." "No." "Who knows at this point ?" "I'm just tired of his bitching" "God, all I'm doing is complaining." "Sorry." "Do you ever get like this with guys you date ?" "When a guy starts coming down on me I just get rid of him" "Just like that ?" " Sure !" "Can't be tied down with rules and how to live my life" "That's all my life is becoming..." "Rules !" "You said it." "That's all it'll ever be, I guess" "No way." "You're young." "Not that young." "I can't keep starting over." "I just don't want to end up like one of those bitter guys.... ....who cannot have a good relationship." "But settling down ...?" "It seems so big !" "It's all about what you want" "I think I'm beeing an idiot" "I don't even know why he wants to be with me at all" "Now you're talking crazy !" "You are smart, fun, good looking..." "Anyone can see that." "You just need to grab life and do it up !" "Take full advantage !" "Take full advantage !" "I wish ..." "Hey !" "It's OK !" "Bobby is......" "Take full advantage !" "Get up, you are late for work." "I'm not going." "Hangover ?" "That's fantastic !" " You don't look so good !" " Yeah." "Thank you for coming." "I'm doing it for Robert and Owen." "Are you okay ?" "Hi !" " Hi !" " Hey !" "Let's just get through this" "At 20:30, everyone should be there, so by 21:30, Fiona can give her speech." " When do we start the music ?" "Probably some music, as people come in" "And dance stuff, after the speech, right ?" "Is this your meeting, or what?" "Yes, sorry." "What was it ?" " The music !" " Sure...whenever !" "What's up with you ?" "Can you guys give me some advice ?" " Of course !" " What is it?" "Please !" "Do not hate me !" " I slept with Drake last night" " What ?" " Holy shit, dude !" " I know." "Bobby is the best thing that ever happened to you !" "You're gonna just fuck all that up ?" " Does he know ?" " No !" "What are you gonna do?" " I have no idea" " You need to fix this !" "What happened ?" "Bobby and I, have been fighting so much lately......" "I just went out to have a few drinks..." "Drake and I, were talking..." "I got drunk.... and next thing I know......" "I just....." "I let it happen !" "I can't believe you !" "You fucking prick !" "Bobby ..." " I didn't mean for this to happen !" "Right !" " I'm sorry you heard it like that !" " How was I supposed to hear it ?" "I was drunk ...!" " That's one classic fucking excuse !" " It was so stupid ..." "You're fucking right it was stupid !" " Bobby this is realy bad, I know..." " But what ?" "But you were just pushing so hard about the apartment...." "Don't you dare put this on me !" " I'm not ..." " Shut up !" " Hey Bobby wait !" "I didn't ..." " You're weak !" "He hit on me too !" "But I didn't drop to my knees !" "Where are you going?" "I can't believe I wanted to build a home with you ..." "Hey !" "What are you doing ?" "Going through my trash now ?" "What happened the other night between you and Sean ?" " We were hanging out..." " Bobby left him !" "It's too bad !" "You shouldn't have done that !" "Sean shouldn't have told anyone if he didn't want things to get fucked up !" "But why?" "You could have any guy ?" "You forgot about our talk already !" "You have to do what you want." "Take control !" "Even if it means hurting other people?" " This is not my problem !" "Did you ever stop to think that maybe Sean and Bobby shouldn't be together ?" " I have to get to a meeting" " By the way, I thought you said you had something to do last night that's why we couldn't hang out !" "Things change." " Hello ?" " Sean, it's Robert." "Hey there...." "We heard about what happened." "Are you doing OK ?" " Not really." "We know there's a lot going on, so... ..Owen and I, are gonna cancel the pary" "What?" "Robert ..." "No !" "We've been thinking about it and we've decided to do something small..... ...just the two of us" "Please don't do that, just because of me" "No, no....it's for the better." "But we really wanted to thank you and the guys for everything you did !" "You are all wonderful for it !" "Please, talk to the others for us !" "And Sean....?" "....take care of yourself !" "OK ?" "Okay." " Bye !" " Bye !" "Shit !" "He seemed so cool ... you know ?" "He's got his shit together, fun, hot ...!" "Why do all the good ones have to be such assholes !" "I don't know." "And I don't know why I've listened to him ?" "These clothes are stupid." "Forget about it." "Drake is a dick !" "Why can't I come up with my own fashion sense?" "A goal for my fucking life !" "I seriously think that there's something wrong with me !" "Do you want to give it a rest, for a minute ?" "!" "Look, shit happens." "Besides, he fucked with a taken man !" "That's fucked up !" "Isn't that what you did with that married guy ?" "That married guy needs to come out of the closet !" "But he's still taken though, right ?" "You're over-reacting on this." "It's not big deal !" "No big deal ?" "You know what ?" "You're fucking jerk !" "Well, you don't see me getting all upset about this !" "Do you ?" "I even slept with him !" " You never get upset about anything !" " Exactly !" "Let's keep moving on !" "Well, I'd just leave you all alone so you can get your rocks off !" "What ever !" "You know, even though you've always been a player, I still figured it was ..a phase, that deep inside you really do want something more" "What the fuck do I know ?" "I'm just the asshole listening to Drake." "Hello ?" "Fiona it's Sean." "Is Bobby around ?" "Hi !" "Wait a minute !" "I'm really sorry, Sean." "But he does not want to see you." "Please...?" "I'm sorry." "I'll call you later." "I can't ask for my job back, as I was kind of a jerk when I left" "Besides, I wasn't happy there anyway" " What else do you want to do ?" " I don't know ...!" "What do you think I should do ?" "Look, for a long time, you've been asking other people that question" "I know you've had some setbacks after college, but.. you got to get out of this cycle and figure out ... what's gonna take to get you life together" "I've tried !" "But every time I do something new, it gets fucked up" "And I don't want to keep getting stuck in jobs I don't like" "I don't know what to tell you" "And I can't even get any guys !" "I mean...." "Fuck !" "Maybe you have it right" "How's that ?" "Not making an effort, just let life go by." "Maybe that would be easier !" " I'm so tired of your bullshit !" " What ?" "You screw things up because you don't think them through !" "Then, when they don't work out, you come bitching to us about ... .how much life sucks and you want us to give you all the answers." "Life isn't so fucking hard !" "You're a grown man !" "Start acting like it already !" "Here's an answer for you...." "You will never get anywhere..... ..because you spend too much time being a fucking loser and doing stupid shit !" "Oh !" "And drop the stupid fucking nickname "TC"." "It's idiotic !" "Sorry." "So, are any of the guys coming out, tonight ?" "No, I don't think they'll be coming out anymore" "Why ?" "What happened ?" "Well, apparently, Sean and Bobby have split up" "Sean cheated on him..." "if you can imagine !" " With whom ?" " I've no idea." "And all the other guys are all pissed off at Sean." "It's a real shame !" "What did you do?" "Me ?" "Nothing." "Like I said, relationships aren't meant to last." "You see that guy ?" "I'm gonna take him home and fuck him" "See you later" "Did he ...?" "For the time being, we're gonna forget that you've been an asshole lately" "It's nice to see you, too." "Listen, I need your help." "It's important !" "What's up ?" "We need to throw this anniversary party" "WE...need to !" "Alright" "What can I do ?" " Thank you for coming." " I'm glad you called" "I was really out of line" "No, a lot of the stuff you said, is true" "I need to get my shit together." "And I will !" "You probably could have said it a little more tactfully, but...." "You're not a loser !" "You're one of my best friends in the world" " Look ..." " Listen...." "I never meant to talk about you like that...." "And I never ever took what happened to you, lightly.... .....ever !" "I know." "Alright, we got stuff to do !" "I don't know guys...." "I'm not in a good place right now" "It is just a few calls, to get the guests back on track.... ...and that they make an appearance" "We'll take care of everything else." "It's Robert and Owen !" "If it wasn't for them, all of us would have never become friends !" " I'll do what I can." " Thank you." "There is one more thing  maybe you can talk to Sean ?" " Did he send you over here ?" " You know me better than that." "That's coming from us !" "You've every right to be pissed at him but at least hear him out !" "Wow Des ...!" "I never thought I'd hear you ask someone to give a guy a second chance!" "Love Them and Leave Them, right ?" "You both are important to me.... ...and I don't like standing around watching the people I care about..... .....make stupid mistakes" " No matter who started it." " Maybe some mistakes can't be forgiven" "Bobby, I've known Sean a long time I see how he is around you...." "He loves you, in the real, true way !" "You have no idea what kind of pain I'm in !" "Maybe you can't forgive Sean, for what he did." "That's your choice !" "But you better be damn sure.... ..because once it's gone...." "it's gone !" "I've been thinking about some of the stuff you said to me before" "You're right." "I have been holding myself back" "I don't know why I did it.... ?" "I felt safe I guess...." "I know what you mean." "Maybe it is time for us to shake our shit up !" "Right !" "Let's go do that !" "He won't see me..." "he won't talk to me..." "I think it's really done..." " Why did you do it ?" " That's the fucked up thing !" "I don't even know why !" "I had all this stuff going on in my head....." "And none of it makes any sense" "Bobby was just trying to do what was best for us" "I can't lose him" "Then...don't !" "Bobby !" "Please don't walk away !" "I'm sorry." "I know I fucked up and I'm a complete asshole" "And I know I don't deserve anything" "But I just wish you'd let me talk to you about this" "I'd do anything in the world to work this out with you !" "I love you so much !" "Bobby, please !" "Please ?" "Sorry he's busy with someone now." "Do you want me to take a message ?" "This is a surprise !" "How are you ?" " I was an asshole" " Oh, I know..." "And I'm sorry." "Is that it...?" "And I was thinking, maybe if you're not too mad at me, we could go.... ..on that date you were talking about ?" "Well, Des, the thing is...." "you see..... ....you're gonna have to pay for that dinner" "Okay." "And it's gonna be expensive" "Sure." "My God, Bobby ..." "Shhhh..." "I thought a lot about what happened." "You weren't sure with something and I pushed you" "I couldn't help it" "I wanted the house-thing to happen so badly....." "I know." "It just freaked me out" "I should have seen that" "You know I want it, right ?" "A house....all of it" "But more than anything...." "I just want you for ever" "You'd better not ever forget that.... 'cause if you do.... ...." "I'm gonna give you an ass spanking you'll never forget" "Really ?" "Forget what ?" "What do you need to pick up from your friend ?" "I left my jacket here the other night." "I'll just be a few minutes and then .we can go to dinner" "It's really sweet of you to take us out" "It had to do something." "I couldn't let you two just sit home tonight" "Come on !" "He left the door open." "Happy Anniversary !" "I hope we're not ruining your dinner plans" "I'm so sorry for all the commotion" "Forget it." "You and Bobby...?" "Yeah !" "I'm so happy for you." "This is Louis." "He is my proper date" " That's a pleasure" " Nice to meet you" " He is adorable." " And he's really good in bed too !" " I can hear you." " I know." "Nice job, you guys !" "How did you put it back together so fast ?" " A lot of busting our hams" " We ran all over town" "They are so happy though." "I can't even thank you guys enough." " Any time..." " Well maybe not any time...." "That was a lot of damn work !" "Reality !" " So sweet, isn't ?" " Yeah" " I'm starving !" " Me too, let's go eat !" "I'll be right there" "Hello ?" " What's up ?" " Hi, Drake." "Where are you ?" "It sounds like a party ?" "Yeah, I'm at Desmond's" "I wasn't invited..." "What a shock !" "Anyway, we got a hot spot tail tonight" "I can't" "I don't think I heard you right !" " I'm here for the party." " So leave !" "I don't think so." " Is Adam there too ?" " Yes, but ..." "I'll be right over !" "No, Drake ..." "I'm OK." "I'll get him the hell out of here." "Are you crazy ?" " I'm just here to get my friends" " I'll tell them that you're downstairs" " I can tell them myself." " Just go !" "Now !" "Adam, Wayne ?" "Let's go." "We have a better party to hit" " Let's go." " You go ahead" "I wanna talk to you" "No !" "Drake....." "That's it !" "Fuck you !" "You're just like Kyle." "You're all a bunch of fucking assholes !" "You were begging me for me for a good time !" "Things change." " Everything all right ?" " It is now." "Renee, I want you to meet someone." "Oh great !" "Another gay dude ?" "Where did you pick this one up, Des ?" "He's my straight friend Jeremy." "He's just moved here from out of town.." "...he's just looking for someone to show him around." "Thank you for not freeking out" "I was close" "The nerve of that guy !" "You think we'll ever be like Robert and Owen ?" "No, we'll never settle down that much !" "You never know." "And Renee and Jeremy ?" "She is too much." "She probably has him chained to the bed" "I hope she feeds him at least." "Did you see the looks on Robert and Owen's faces ?" "They were speechless !" "I totally want to be like that some day" "Yeah." "You know what I thought was cool ?" "Your decision to get the party going again" "You really took charge !" "I'm impressed." "Yeah.....good going JD ..." "Oh....." "I mean, TC." "About that...." "From now on, I'd like of you guys to call me by my real name" "Thank God!" "JD is so much better." "No, I mean my real name." "This might sound terrible, but what's your real name ?" "Henry." "Henry ?" "That will take some getting used to, but....." "OK !" "What brought that on ?" "I just got thinking about what is important to me" "What is real in my life." "And the only thing I kept coming back to, is you guys !" "You are my family." "I don't want anything fake to be between us anymore" "I really love you guys !" "We love you too !" "Absolutely." "Cheers !" " Let's eat !" " You said it !" "I'm starving !" "You guys, you have to hear what Louis did the other day !" "So, we were at my place and out of the blue..... .....he pulled out a videocamera" "He looks at me and he says "You want to make a homemovie ?"" "I was so surprised !" "Because you guys know how sweet he is ..." "I looked at him and I said :" ""You know what ?" "Let's make it !"" "WHIRLWIND English Subs made by Yavass, February 2012"