"I used to be friends with this guy." "His name was Ken Park." "His name spelled backwards was Krap Nek, and I used to tease him." "One day after school I heard he blew his brains out." "I don't think I had anything to do with it, but I still feel guilty." "Krap Nek." "This is Krap Nek when he was age 11." "His mother told me he was buried in his lucky motorcycle jacket." "She said his toothbrush is missing." "She told me that she could feel his spirit." "From left to right:" "There's Claude, Peaches," "Mike, Tate, and that's me on the end." "Shawn's my name." "We all live in a little town in California called Visalia." "It's pretty boring but sometimes when we get together we have fun." "Shawn is one of my best friends." "He's young, but he's kind of smart." "Once we were driving and he threw a tennis ball at an old lady." "He made us stop the car." "He got out and apologized." "Do you love me?" "No, I hate you." "Say it, you little bitch!" "Get off me!" "Say I'm the master!" "Get off me!" "Say I'm the master!" ""Shawn, master of the universe."" "Fuck you, motherfucker!" "Get off!" "You're not, you faggot!" "Say you love me." "Say I'm the master!" "I hate you, you freaking faggot!" "You're a loser!" "You just can't fucking say it." "Say you love me." "Get off!" "Say you love me, bitch." "I hate you!" "Say I'm the master, say you love me!" "I love you." "Don't cry." "Oh, God!" "You love me and I love you." "Go to school." "What's up with you guys?" "I hate him." "Give me a cigarette." "I only have one left." "Your brother told me to tell you to fuck yourself." "Good." "Hey, Zoe." "Where's daddy?" "Work." "Where's mommy?" "Hey, Shawn." "Hey." "Can I eat you out?" "Not now, I'm folding." "Lend a hand." "When I was little, Claude saved me from drowning." "We used to play doctor." "He tries to act tough, but deep down inside he's a soft teddy bear." "Come on." "One more." "I want to see the veins pop out of your head!" "You can do it." "Come on." "Spot me, Claude." "I got it." "Hand me the towel." "You want a go now?" "No, I don't feel like lifting." "Come on, I'll spot you." "No, thanks." "I don't feel like it." "You could do that once." "That's all right, do some more." "Come on, it's all set up." "Let's go for it." "No meat on those bones, look at that." "It's not me." "Come on, you can do it." "No, I don't want to." "I'll take some off it for you." "Go ahead, do some more." "Well, you know why your mother married me?" "Why?" "Because I got muscles." "Come and feel it." "Come on." "Yeah, yeah." "The first time she met me, she just stared at them." "You got a girlfriend?" "Not a full time." "Not a girlfriend." "I see some girls, though." "Not a girlfriend." "You got a boyfriend?" "What the fuck is that?" "What the fuck's that!" "Yeah, what the fuck is that?" "Don't say fuck, I'm your father." "Fuck." "You fucking those girls?" "Yeah, some of them." "Yeah?" "Let me ask you something." "You consider yourself a winner?" "I don't know." "You don't know?" "You know, Claude, sometimes I look at you and I feel ashamed." "Seems like you can't do nothing right." "You can't even wear your pants right." "Pull your pants up!" "You can't even walk in those things." "What do you wear them like that for?" "I'm not a weight lifter, I skate." "You're just going to be a punk, aren't you?" "What's it to you?" "I'm your father." "Pull your pants up and wear them right." "I look at you like that, and I feel sick." "My stomach actually feels sick." "I get up in the morning, I see you, and I get off to a bad day." "Because I'm ashamed." "Your mother thinks you're a fairy." "Peaches has the nicest peach smell abouther." "She's a real woman." "Her mom died when she was a little girl." "She looks just like her." "Peaches used to take ballet and all the boys watched through the window." "Sometimes she would let us watch her get undressed." "Popi?" "Popi?" "Hi, baby." "I brought you some water." "I thought you might be thirsty." "That boy Curtis called." "He did?" "What did he say?" "He said he was on his way." "He said is Peaches home and I said she was outside." "Okay." "That boy Curtis is the one with the long hair, huh?" "Yes, from bible study." "In the seventh grade," "Tate used to spit on girls and make his friends laugh." "People would walk by him and say Tate is insane." "He was smart though." "It was just that he thought differently than everyone else." "Billy..." "Skinny Billy." "Now you have a name." "Gary..." "Gary Coleman, Different Strokes." "Mrs. Drummond." "Mrs. Drummond and..." "Legs!" "Mrs. Drummond and her son Arnold." "Legs, please." "I'm trying to work!" "Shut up!" "I will fucking rip it off, I swear to God!" "I am fucking working." "Look at me!" "I will rip your fucking leg off, I swear to you." "Pay attention to me, pay attention to me!" "Jesus Christ, don't you ever fucking knock?" "I cut you some fruit." "I thought you might be hungry." "No, I'm not hungry." "I'm working." "When you come in without knocking you're acting like a fucking bitch." "Please, Tate, take the fruit." "I don't want it, I want you out!" "Tate, look, here's some kiwi." "How about this?" "Get the fuck out of my room!" "I'm going, please, Tate." "Jesus fucking" "Christ, Grandma, get out!" "I'm going, Tate." "Bye, we'll see you then." "Have a nice day." "Bye, see you." "Fucking bitch!" "Christ!" "You wanna fucking bark now?" "You gonna fucking bark for me now?" "Aren't you, motherfucker!" "Ticklish?" "Little bit?" "Feels good." "Yeah?" "How about that?" "Yeah." "Now that feels good." "Take my pants off." "It's really wet." "Take my panties off." "Slow, Shawn." "Yeah, that's it." "Just like that." "That's it, nice and slow." "Yeah, just right there." "Go just a little faster." "Yeah, that's it, right there." "Move with my hips, come on." "There you go." "Oh, shit." "Shit." "That's a good boy, Shawn." "That's a good boy." "Oh my God." "Keep licking." "Is this the best spot?" "What are you doing?" "Put your head back down!" "Shawn, Shawn..." "Come here." "It's okay." "Be careful." "Don't cut me." "How close do you want me to get?" "Get all the way down." "But be careful." "No hurting." "Damn, Claude!" "Sorry, sorry." "You're getting to close to my skin." "Sorry, sorry." "Okay, ready for the big one?" "Yeah." "Here it comes." "Look how big this is!" "Look at how big it is!" "Gross, get it off me!" "Look how big it is." "Look at it." "I see it." "Look at it." "I'm looking at it." "Big toe." "You cut my toes all up." "What do you want me to cut them back and paint them red?" "Go pick up the nails." "You missed one right there." "Where?" "Right there." "Where?" "Over there, by the leg of the table we eat on." "Help me." "All right, careful." "My big, strong boy." "Come on." "Hey, watch the cigarette." "Watch it." "Want a beer?" "No, thanks." "Fuck!" "Holy shit!" "I don't believe you broke my fucking board!" "You broke my fucking board!" "Shut the fuck up, stop screaming." "It's a fucking bullshit toy, not a sport." "You're wasting your time." "Why'd you have to break my fucking board?" "I just told you, I don't want..." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "I don't want to see that fucking thing." "You look like shit on it." "It's too load, it disturbs the whole neighborhood." "Your mother hates it." "I'm sick of this fucking shit." "I'm sick of your shit!" "Fuck!" "Fuck you!" "Who the fuck do you think you are?" "I don't want that thing here." "If I see a new one, I'll break it too." "You wanna play, I'll throw the ball with you or something." "Yeah, we'll throw the ball." "You get back here." "Come on, hit me again." "You want another one?" "How's that, sweet boy?" "Okay, I'm going in the house now." "You don't want to play asshole with me, you'll lose every time." "I made you a ham sandwich." "No, thank you, sir." "I'm really not hungry." "The ham, I just bought it, it's fresh." "Put some meat on those bones." "Here, take my seat." "No." "That's the way he eats." "Peaches." "In the name of the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, amen." "Bless us, oh Lord, for these thy gift which we are about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, amen." "How are you feeling, Curtis?" "Fine." "How did it go at the dentist?" "The dentist?" "Peaches said you were having problems with your teeth." "It went pretty well." "I only had to get the two top wisdom teeth out." "Did it hurt?" "A little after." "They shot me up with painkillers." "Can I see?" "Open your mouth." "Open up your mouth." "Open it up." "You don't have to close your eyes, just open your mouth." "They did a good job, huh?" "Can hardly see the scars." "Popi, that reminds me when you had that point hanging from your tongue." "That little thing that looked like... the end of my tongue, it looked like a serpent's tongue." "It had like a pitch fork at the end of it." "I was eating once and I bit the end of it." "Looked like that guy from Kiss." "Gene Simmons." "I remember the guy who cut it off." "I told him not to use any anesthetics." "I'm allergic to dope." "Did it hurt?" "Of course it hurt!" "I didn't use any anesthetic, did you hear that part?" "What do you have a problem with that?" "I'm just teasing." "You like his hair?" "I used to have long hair like that." "Peaches' mother used to love my hair." "She used to play with it all the time." "Hold on a second, I gotta show you something." "Popi, you brought the album out!" "I got something here." "Look who we have here." "No." "That's Peaches when she was in second grade." "I look fat in that picture!" "Look at her, that was like her first little boyfriend." "She wanted to be a tap dancer." "That's Peaches' mom." "She's beautiful." "I visit her every day." "God bless her soul." "You see?" "I had long hair just like you." "You guys were a beautiful couple." "Thank you." "Yeah, we fell in love." "Watch out that Peaches doesn't fall in love with you." "Takes." "How many points?" "Six, seven points." "You have a milk 'stache." "Is it off?" "Yes." "Your turn, Tate." "That's 23 points." "Good one." "Whiplash." "It's your go." "I'm going." "I'm just thinking." "See anything?" "Maybe you need new letters." "No, I've got one." "S... i... p... i..." "Sipi?" "That's not a word." "What's a sipi?" "Sipi is part of the body." "Really?" "It's a part of the body!" "What part of the body is it then?" "Below the hip." "Challenge!" "That's not a word!" "It's below the hips." "We'll see." "You challenge every word..." "I think sipi is aword, I think it is." "Well, it's not in here." "You're a liar." "Because I see sip and then I see sepia." "But there is no sipi." "You're a liar." "I am not a liar." "I know it's a word." "He's not a liar." "Oh really," "then how come it isn't in here?" "I don't know." "Maybe they don't use it anymore." "It's medical." "Maybe an old word." "You know what, this is bullshit!" "And you are technically disqualified for lying to me." "Tate." "That's it, I quit!" "You can't quit, you're disqualified." "Where are you going?" "Don't go away, congratulate me!" "You know what, Gramps, you're a bullshit artist." "I got the most points and I win the game!" "Let's see, 94 for grandma." "110 for Tate here, and grandpa's disqualified for being a cheater." "And I win!" "Tate!" "Cheater." "Hi, Tate." "Hi, Rebekah." "What are you guys up to?" "Just jumping, we're working on a new routine." "My school's having a talent show." "Oh, really?" "You think I can come see?" "If you want." "Have you been fighting with your grandparents again?" "Yeah." "We were playing this board game." "He fucking cheats all the time." "Why do you always play with him?" "I don't know." "I beat him, though." "I got 110 points." "Pretty good." "Want a Fireball?" "Give him one." "Thanks." "Wanna jump?" "Can I?" "Yeah, but I get to twirl." "Come on, you'll get in next." "All right, one twirl though." "And jump!" "Hi." "Hi." "Did you like that?" "Yeah." "How many times did you come?" "I don't know." "More than twice?" "I don't know." "I'm not sure." "But it was really good." "It was really good." "Do you think about fucking me when you're with Bob?" "No." "Why not?" "Because he's my husband." "Yeah, but you still fuck me." "So?" "So if you love him, why do you fuck me?" "Because I like you." "Why are you asking me so many questions?" "I want to know." "Do you love me?" "No." "I didn't think so." "Why, are you falling hopelessly in love with me?" "I don't know." "I think about you alot." "I think about you and Bob doing it." "Does that excite you, or anger you, or what?" "Sometimes I dream about flying in here and smashing his head against the wall." "Then taking you, bringing you back to my room." "Most of the time I just think about touching your body." "Sometimes when I'm with Hannah, I pretend it's you." "I can see your face instead of hers." "She was talking about you all yesterday." "What was she saying?" "You know Hannah, she was just rambling like" ""Shawn's doing this and Shawn's taking me there."" "She loves you." "It's easy to tell." "Yeah, I love her, too." "You guys make a cute couple." "Pass me that brush?" "You know, you make the same noises in bed." "What else?" "You have a lot of things alike." "You like me to do the same things." "You have the same pussy smell." "We do?" "Yeah, but you're better in bed." "I am?" "Yeah." "Well, I have more experience." "I'm older." "I know." "I like that." "You do?" "Yeah." "Does your mom like Hannah?" "Yeah, she thinks she's cute." "Shit, that totally reminds me." "When you see your mom ask her when I'm supposed to pick your brother up because I have no idea." "If it's Friday I can't do it." "Okay." "I've got to go to the doctor with Bob." "Have you seen the cigarettes?" "Come here." "Come here." "Whose dick is bigger?" "Mine or Bob's?" "Yours." "What are we gonna do?" "I don't know." "We could throw him out." "No, we won't." "I won't allow it." "Well, I'm getting sick." "I can't take it much longer." "He's just growing up." "Cheating on me, with a..." "So?" "Give me a rip off of that." "Motherfucker." "I was skating in my frontyard, my board shoots out like he just comes up and broke it, dude." "He just flipped it over and" "fucking snapped it with his foot." "What for?" "Just 'cause, dude." "He don't like that shit." "He doesn't like what?" "Skateboarding, man!" "He doesn't like skating?" "Fuck no." "Why not?" "He's a fucking dick, that's why." "That's some gangster shit." "He's like the thug on your block." "Is he a drunk?" "What the fuck does he do?" "He drinks." "What did he do, roller-skate?" "He's a fucking alcoholic motherfucker chump ass bitch." "Didyou slap him or what?" "He slapped me, man!" "I had to get up in his face though." "Motherfucker tried to swing some punches." "I told him to hit me again." "What are you gonna do?" "I sure don't like being here with a Jew." "He's a sensitive guy." "Just let him be." "Sensitive guy..." "he's a sensitive guy." "That's a good excuse. "Just let him be a fucking sensitive guy."" "It pisses me off." "You can pick your friends but you can't pick family." "Fuck them, man, they're nuts." "Fuck that punk." "My mother don't do shit." "One day I'm going to fucking flip out, go insane." "He'll get his fucking shit." "He's doing drugs." "Hanging out with weird kids." "No, he doesn't do drugs!" "I can smell it on his clothes when he comes in." "He's smoking..." "I can't smell it." "He's smoking dope." "He hangs out with those skate kids, that's the weirdest bunch of shitheads I ever saw." "I'm gonna get the fuck out, get my own apartment." "You should move in here, dude." "Yeah?" "Serious." "It's like 350?" "It's like $100 together with utility." "Shit, I should move in here." "This shit's tight, a little dirty but fuck it, know what I'm saying?" "Get the fuck out of that place!" "I love her for the woman she is." "He's kicking." "Maybe he doesn't like beer." "You don't have no respect for anything." "Marriage, this country, anything." "Go back to Africa." "He's strong." "This one better look like me." "This one better look like me." "What's the matter with my look?" "You got one for you, now I need one for me." "What?" "I can not change andl will not change." "Claude looks like a girl, he looks just like you." "Shit, he'd probably wear your clothes." "God." "I like sensitive pretty boys." "Well, you certainly got one." "But I also like them big and beefy." "I like them just like you." "Come on." "Come on." "Don't do that, you tickle me." "God, you look like, you look like Claude, shit." "All he does all day is drink fucking beer." "Sits around all day drinking beer." "He don't got a job?" "Fuck no, he got fired a couple months ago." "But it's always been that way." "Why don't you fucking hit him back?" "Yeah, right." "Why the fuck not?" "One of my mom's boyfriends started beating her and I fucking just picked up a bottle and busted it over his head." "Got glass in his fucking eyes." "I didn't give a fuck." "What happened to your dad?" "Kind of like us." "He was just kicking it, the cops hit him up and pretty much framed him." "He went to prison, he'd never been to jail or anything." "He stayed there for like three and a half years." "He came out and tried to straighten his life out, got us a pad and shit, after that shit just fell apart, drinking, turned into a diabetic." "He didn't take his insulin." "So he got fucking sick, hospital, went into a coma for 6 months, the doctors were saying he's not gonna make it." "One day he just opened his eyes and was like what is fucking up." "He started kicking it, started getting better, I talked with him." "In 5 days he knew everything that was going on." "Couple months went by, he was ready to come home in 3 days, learned how to walk and everything then all of a sudden he just fucking slid back in the coma and then just right after that he was fucking gone, you know?" "Now it's like, it kind of puts me in a shitty situation." "Just seeing fucking different guys coming in the house, you know." "Just fucking try to work shit out." "Now I see fucking kids out with their dad, kicking it with friends." "Family dinners and shit, I don't have any of that shit any more." "Just fucking go home, mom's working, clean up the house, do the yard, whatever needs to be done." "You know?" "You know, fucking try to appreciate your dad." "They're always assholes and shit but besides that they're still fucking there to take care of you." "I've got a surprise for you." "Peaches' report card." "She got..." "I forgot my glasses." "I left them in the car." "She got five A's and one B plus." "The B plus was in English." "Peaches is such a good girl." "Maybe I should do something good for her today, huh?" "She looks more like you every day." "God bless you." "Can't we do it normal?" "No." "Come on." "Not so tight!" "You're killing my circulation." "Shut up, stop complaining." "Don't worry, daddy's at the cemetery." "Jesus Christ!" "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Do you want me to fuck you?" "Yes." "Say it." "Fuck me!" "What else do you want me to do?" "I want you to do everything." "You want me to suck your cock?" "Yes." "Open your mouth." "What?" "Open your mouth." "Peaches!" "Peaches!" "God." "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Oh my God." "I didn't do anything!" "Please!" "Daddy, what are you doing?" "Let him go!" "Nice game, honey." "Love you." "Hey, where were you today?" "Ditching again?" "I woke up late." "Fuck it, I stayed home." "You miss so much!" "I'm gonna start coming." "Miss Reeves was all asking about you." ""Yeah, well he's never here, he's failing the class..."" "You'll have to take summer school." "Fuck that!" "You missed the best fight." "Oh, yeah!" "You know JJ?" "He's in our woodshop class." "He like punched this retarded kid for running over his..." "You want bananas on your sandwich?" "No." "You don't want any nannies?" "No." "That's my favorite part." "Did you remember to clean your room?" "You did?" "Okay, well if you finish that up we'll go to ballet." "No." "Zoe." "I'm getting a little tired of this "no" thing." "One of these days you're going to have to learn to say yes!" "Hey." "Hey." "You're home really early." "We finished early and had a meeting and I just left." "Everything okay?" "Yeah, fine." "I just wanted to come home." "Well, yeah." "I love having you home." "It's a good surprise." "No, come on, you're going to mess my makeup." "Come on, stop." "Stop." "Come on, Zoe." "We're so late." "Let's have you eat your sandwich upstairs." "Do you want pigtails for class?" "Yeah, that'd be cute." "Hey Zoe, would you like to watch a video?" "The one with all the songs?" "No." ""No" is the word of the day." "Come on, baby, this is the worst time, seriously." "It's the worst time again." "Did you pick up the dry cleaning?" "No." "Well, we'll pick it up now." "Wanna finish doing mommy's makeup?" "Cause daddy messed it, huh?" "Don't." "Why not?" "My parents will see." "And also my neighbors, assholes." "They tell my parents my every move." "Hi, dad." "Hey." "Hi, Bob." "Hey, you wanna come over tomorrow and watch the game?" "Come on, Rhonda's whipping up a brisket." "I wish I could, but I promised my mom I'd help her Saturday." "Hi, guys." "Hi, mom." "Hi, Rhonda." "Hey, we're gonna take off." "I invited Shawn over tomorrow for lunch and the game." "Oh, great, are you coming?" "You should." "I don't know, let me talk to my mom." "Okay, we'll leave an open invitation like always." "Thanks." "You want Shawn for lunch tomorrow?" "No." "I'll call you when I get home." "All right." "You should come tomorrow." "Bye." "All right, we're gonna have some fun." "We're gonna get some!" "The ladies are out tonight." "Oh, here, here." "This one." "Pull over!" "Come on, Murph, she's a crack whore." "No, I like her." "All right." "Hi." "Hi." "What's going on, baby?" "What's going on with you?" "How much for a dick suck?" "15 dollars a person." "How much for a hand job?" "Ten." "How...?" "Fuck you!" "What's wrong with her?" "She looked awful." "No she didn't, I liked her." "Did you see the way she looked at me?" "She wanted me." "You're dreaming." "She did!" "Here, here." "Look, look." "This one, come on, stop." "She looks real good." "Robin, it's Claude." "What are you doing?" "What are you gonna do tonight?" "Why don't you come to my house, sneak in." "No, no, wait." "Let's not talk about tomorrow, let's talk about tonight." "Come over." "Come on, man, you know you want it." "Sneak in the back door, we'll do something, have fun or something." "My mom's asleep and my dad's probably getting drunk somewhere like always." "You should come by though." "All right, then." "Forget it." "Well, we should hook up tomorrow, we should do something." "All right, yeah, I'll bring some for sure." "Really?" "All right." "All right, then." "All right." "Bye." "Tight!" "Shit, man." "We gotta get some pussy." "Where's all the women at?" "I don't know." "Where'd they all go?" "I don't know, maybe they're all asleep." "Shit!" "There's a lady at my work I really want to fuck." "Her name's Sam." "Sam?" "Yeah, Sam." "Sam, that's a boy's name." "No, it's a girl's name." "And she is quite the woman!" "I've seen her bend over for pencils, her tits they just fell out." "Fell out?" "Her tits just fell out!" "They just went..." "Both of them came out?" "Both!" "Shit, I wish I knew where she lived." "We could go there now." "You don't know where she lives?" "No, I wish I knew where she lives." "We could go over there and ask her to pick up some pencils!" "Dead soldier." "Shit," "I wouldn't even mind fucking my wife if she wasn't so goddamned wretched!" "What are you doing?" "It's okay, Claude." "It's me, dad." "Nobody loves me." "You try to raise your children in the ways of the Lord so that when they grow up they will follow" "His path." ""Great whore, Babylon's fallen." "These are the things among us that are unclean," "the things that swarm over the earth:" "the gecko, the lizard," "the chameleon, the crocodile, the serpents..."" "No." "Is Curtis a serpent, huh Peaches?" "Does he slither all over your unclean body?" ""Oh Babylon the great, oh Babylon the great, the mother of all harlots." "The mother of the abomination of the earth." "And I saw the women drunken with the blood of the saints and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus." "I saw the beast and..."" "Stop it!" ""The beast will eat the harlot."" "Stop it!" "Shut up, shut up!" "I'll hit you again, goddamnit!" ""And I saw the beast will eat the harlot", Peaches," ""will eat the harlot!" "And she will burn her skin with fire", Peaches." "I'm sorry." ""And I have seen that out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast, out of the mouth of the false prophet," "I have seen the unclean spirits come out!"" "I won't do it any more!" "And they look like frogs, Peaches." "I said I won't hurt you any more." "You've entered the house of sin." "Popi, forgive me." "That's your mother's wedding dress." "When she wore it, she was a pure virgin." "A gift from the Lord." "She has visions your mother." "And before she died she had a vision that I was an angel with three arms" "and that when I died she was going to escort me to Heaven." "When God saw us together, He said that we looked beautiful, that we looked like a beautiful couple together." "And I smiled, and I shook God's hands" "with my three arms." "And she thought that was nice." "I'll tell you exactly how I did it." "Know that this is important, so I'll tell you exactly right." "I walked into the kitchen to get myself a piece of cake." "It's the Boston Creme cake with the maraschino cherry topping." "The kind that my grandmother likes to make for me on special occasions." "I walked through the den where my grandfather cheats every Saturday." "I walked into my grandparents' room so I could watch them sleeping." "I was naked so I wouldn't get blood on my clothes." "I crawled onto my grandparents'bed andl stabbed my grandfather in the neck." "His skin was thick, like leather." "And he twitched alittle, like a chicken." "Then my grandmother woke up." "I love you, Tate." "I love you." "I stabbed her in the breast." "She looked surprised to see me there like that." "I think she diedvery fast." "I think she whispered:" ""I love you, Tate."" "She said:" ""I love you, Tate." "I love you, grandson."" "When I saw them there like that," "I started to get an erection." "And then Legs started barking and I went soft again." "I killed my grandfather because he is a cheater who likes to tell war stories." "And I killed my grandmother because she is a passive aggressive bitch who doesn't respect my privacy." "Do you take me to be your honorable husband?" "I do." "To have and to hold under the sanctity of the Lord that are in Heaven?" "I do." "To love and respect me, and to never turn on me?" "I do." "To be with me in sickness and health?" "I do." "When I die do you plan to mourn me," "your only true love, to be a widow forever" "and to think of me often?" "I do." "If anyone has any objections, let them speak now or forever hold their peace." "You may now kiss the bride." "Where you gonna go?" "Where are you off to?" "I'm getting out." "Well, maybe that's the right thing to do." "Maybe you should go." "Why are you crying?" "I don't know." "Just leave me." "Don't say that, I know you don't want to go." "You want to stay." "You've always been a cry baby about things." "Yep." "What else can you do?" "Where else can you go?" "With what money?" "How you gonna make it out there if your daddy's still making you cry?" "You know, you provoke him." "How come you're always fighting?" "He doesn't deserve that." "I wouldn't give a fuck if he died!" "I don't believe that." "I swear, I wouldn't give a fuck!" "You don't understand." "I wasn't doing anything." "I was asleep." "He does, you're right." "I know, he was like..." "Could you pass that lovely" "salad dressing?" "I made it." "It's my own recipe." "Do you like the salad dressing?" "It's good." "She did make it." "Can I please have some more iced tea?" "Wow, you said please!" "Do you think you could put any more butter on that roll, missy?" "Hannah, seriously." "You like butter just like me." "How is the brisket, Bob?" "It's good." "Yeah?" "Is it?" "I feel like I undercooked it." "No, no." "It's delicious." "Okay." "You like it?" "It's good." "Bob, can I have some more brisket?" "Yeah." "Eat up there, Shawn." "Put hair on your chest." "Oh my God!" "So embarrassing!" "Make a man out of him." "Oh, it's almost kick off." "Who cares?" "All you care about is the cheerleaders anyway." "I always had a lot of cow licks." "And in my whole life," "I've never had one true girlfriend." "When I was little," "I got caught stealing a stuffed animal at the amusement park." "They took me to the holding place on the back of a golf cart." "Can you remember any of your dreams?" "Yeah, sometimes." "What are they about?" "Mine are about leaving." "Going to Hawaii or someplace." "Somewhere where I don't have to be around all the people I hate." "Do you have to come back?" "What do you mean?" "Do you come back and see your friends or do you just not come back?" "That's hard because it doesn't really happen like that." "None of this even exists." "Notyou or Shawn or anybody." "It's just all me." "I can't dream of other places." "I can't picture in my head what they look like." "Everything I think about looks like here." "Why are you so ticklish, huh?" "Why you so ticklish?" "Stop!" "Hey Shawn, have you ever read that book "Island Of Paradise"?" "This island where the whole world philosophy is about having sex." "They just sit around all day and fuck each other." "Shut up, man." "No, I'm serious." "They came up with a way after years to have sex and not make babies." "How?" "I don't know." "But they fuck like 15 or 16 times a day and that's their whole life." "It's like the best society, nobody fights, everybody gets along." "All they do is fuck all day long, just fuck, that's all they ever do." "It's supposed to be some utopia society or something, I don't know." "Okay, I'm ready." "Okay, you got one?" "Yeah, guess who I am." "Man or woman?" "Man." "Are you a singer?" "No." "Are you famous?" "No, not really." "Oh, that sucks for you." "Are you an entertainer?" "No, but I used to be in a band." "Do we know you?" "Yeah, yeah." "So you're a friend of ours?" "Yes." "Do you skate?" "Definitely." "Me too." "Hints." "No, wait." "Do you live around here?" "No." "You're young, we know you and you don't live around here." "Hints, we need hints." "I'm no longer here." "I know who it is." "You're Tate." "No, I'm out." "I'm no longer living." "So you're dead." "Yeah." "Why didn't you say so before?" "You have to guess." "That's not fair." "I hate this game." "I have no idea." "You give up?" "You're not gonna give us any more hints, are you?" "Who are you?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Ken Park got his girlfriend pregnant." "Two." "He took a job working at a hot dog stand." "Another day, another dog." "Do you want to keep it?" "I don't know." "I don't want to be no baby killer." "Aren't you glad your mom didn't abort you?" "Subs upload:" "Plavi-G December 2003" "Fixed by Pedro G. T. Corbett (July 2004)"