"oo!" "oo!" "oo!" "br-r-r-r-rr!" "oo!" "oo!" "oo!" "br-r-r-r-rr!" "oo!" "oo!" "oo!" "wa!" "oo!" "wa!" "oo!" "wa!" "woooo!" "woooo!" "woooo!" "hoo hoo!" "woooo!" "oo oo!" "oo hoo!" "br-r-r-r-rr!" "eeoo!" "caw!" "caw!" "caw!" "caw!" "caw!" "caw!" "caw!" "caw!" "caw!" "man: this is where the town begins." "this part of the country's been through a lot of changes." "not all small ones, either." "i think they're in the process of going through another one." "you know, there's bound to be at least one person who remembers when everything was just open land, like it is right here, and some people can just look at the land--just look at it-- and tell you what happened there." "this whole area was once under water-- almost still looks like it." "after that, there was a period when dinosaurs roamed all over the place." "i used to be fascinated by dinosaurs when i was a kid." "a lot of kids were." "recently, the bones of a woman who lived 20,000 years ago were found here." "they nicknamed her midland minnie." "the first inhabitants here referred to themselves simply as "the people."" "other groups they came in contact with were referred to as "friends."" "texas comes from the caddoan word for friend." "however, the caddo were among the first to be wiped out by early white settlers." "a group of spanish settlers offered the indians a chance to become slaves." "the indians thought about it, decided it was not a good idea, and killed the spaniards." "the spaniards fought mexicans." "mexicans fought americans." "americans fought the wichitas." "the wichitas fought tankowas." "tankowas fought the comanches." "the comanches fought everyone." "meanwhile, most people who now lived here spoke spanish." "covert military operations to seize texas for the u.s. of a." "were begun in 1835." "eventually, they did get texas." "land grabbers, railroad companies moved in." "the economy boomed." "some people got rich-- first on cotton, then cattle, then oil, and now, microelectronics." "the silicon-based transistor was first proposed here in 1949." "in 1958, mr. jack kilby invented the integrated circuit." "he was working at texas instruments then." "he doesn't work there anymore." "this is the 150th anniversary of the state of texas." "prince charlie, duke of windsor, prince of wales even came here for the sesquicentennial opening ceremonies." "this out here-- this is virgil, texas." "their celebration's gonna happen this friday." "they're gonna have a parade that runs down the main street in the morning." "and then outside of town that night, they're gonna have a talent show." "you know, in a couple of years, this'll probably all be built up." "radio reception's great here!" "although the center of town is pretty old, around the outside, there's been a lot of people moving in, a lot of construction." "plummet right." "steady!" "5.32." "move on." "this is where the stage for the performances is gonna be built." "it'll only take a couple of days because it's all prefab." "they'll get it done just in time, i hope." "do you think there'll be enough parking, huh?" "4.50." "good. move on." "be there soon." "many of virgil's festivities are sponsored by varicorp." "it's a major public relations effort." "they're calling it a celebration of specialness." "but this place is completely normal." "anyway, this is the varicorp building just outside virgil." "it's cool." "it's a multipurpose shape-- a box." "we have no idea what's inside there." "going to the keg party at don's tomorrow?" "love makes everything beautiful, like a little puppy-- warm and fuzzy." "you know, i like a hairy man." "jesus was hairy." "it's worth it to fall in love, to see the beautiful world." "love is soft and love is pure." "love is something that you must endure." "love is peaceful and love is wild." "love's all right if it lasts a while." "i know everything there is to know about love, honey." "i have seen it all and done it all." "i love money, and men like that." "remember when i went out with burt reynolds?" "shoot, he was gonna quit the movies and live with me." "i said, "burt, darlin', i need all your money."" "he would have given it to me." "don't be afraid." "i'm gonna touch your nose." "what's that supposed to be?" "um, you see, i can read your tones." "everybody has tones." "it's like everybody has their own station, like a transmitter." "i guess you have your dial set." "baby, i'm the only one that has a radio." "i'm picking you up." "you're sort of cool, sort of...hhhot!" "# baby, your mind is a radio # # the receiver is in my head # # baby, i'm tuned to your wavelength # # let me tell you what it says # # it's a transmitter #" "# da da da doom # # i'm picking up something good # i like it." "i like it." "seems to be a different kind of attitude." "yeah. something's happening here, all right." "the world is changing... and this is the center of it right now." "or the one of many centers." "it's a lot like music." "computers are like that." "you can never explain the feelings or connections to anyone else." "figuring something out, something that's never been understood before, is a rhythmic experience." "steve jobs said that." "he used to be the head of apple." "thanks." "you know, some people in the computer business can be pretty creative, unlike the traditional businessman." "you know, the astronauts didn't read poetry." "but that's changing." "hi, gary." "this is an exciting place to work?" "yeah, i guess i'd say so." "computers are as much a means of expression as language." "hi!" "my name is louis-- louis fyne." "i've been working here a number of years." "now i'm in the clean room." "it's pretty ok." "i go out at night." "i'm a dancin' fool!" "ha ha!" "ha ha!" "i'll tell you what." "whew!" "i love the women." "hey, there's more to life than this job." "no offense, you understand." "i'm no swinger. not louis." "i want to settle down." "it would be beautiful." "hey, these machines are great." "they're amazing." "i tried a computer dating service once." "wound up with a midget." "i mean, i'm not a fussy man, but...whew!" "louis, tell me, do you like children?" "they're lovely." "well, do you know all the kids' names by now?" "uh...what, are they sitting alphabetically?" "i want someone to share my life." "marriage is a natural thing, and i'm a natural man." "louis, i'd like to teach you the lotus position." "moonstone, i'd like to learn it, but i sit all day at work, so i'm not flexible." "just take one foot, place it on the opposite thigh." "gently. this is the most awesome yoga position." "well, if it's awesome... take the other foot." "this one goes here, very gently." "no, careful, careful." "very gently." "here, let me help you." "no, no. that's a different position." "back this way, louis." "there. oh, you're doing very well." "got it?" "it's close. very good." "well, i suppose these freeways made this town and a lot of others like it possible." "they're the cathedrals of our time, someone said." "not me." "you know, around here they have names for the various kinds of freeway drivers." "the slingshotter." "the adventurer." "the marshmallow." "the nomad." "and the weaver." "yup, it's fancy driving, all right." "you know, things that never had names before are now easily described." "it makes conversation easy." "i have something to say about the difference between american and european cities... but i forgot what it is." "i have it written down at home somewhere." "you like music?" "oh, i know." "everybody says they do." "look." "i personally believe... i can see fort worth from here." "most people around here have eaten dinner already." "don't want to be late." "know what i mean?" "or do you?" "you've got to see this." "this might be part of virgil's celebration of specialness... or it might not be." "you might have seen it on television... or maybe you missed it." "hope you don't mind loud music." "all right, friends. welcome." "crazy cajun talking at you in virgil city tonight where everybody always has a good time." "we're gonna pass you some of that good time tonight." "in this drink, they mix 6 different kinds of liquor, but it don't taste too strong." "would you like a raffle ticket?" "they're $2.50 for the car." "thanks, ola." "d.j.: you, you are the video... i feel like getting drunk tonight." "how about you?" "when i was a nurse in vietnam, i was stuck out in the middle of the jungle with the real rambo." "he had the hots for me." "i mean, he was driving me crazy." "of course, it would be difficult for anybody not to fall in love with you in that humidity." "and i saved his life about 50 times." "i bet you've seen me here before." "rrroar!" "ha ha!" "i'm the dancing bear." "hi, louis." "you gonna dance in the show on friday?" "yeah, but..." "excuse us." "i'm still having trouble with ladies." "buddy, i'll tell you." "fact--there are 1/2 million more single guys than there are gals, and the competition is tough." "we're gonna have a good time." "do it to it." "most of them just want to swing or aren't really serious." "some of these gals are as bad as the guys." "that's mine, there." "i'll take the red one." "we got a song coming up calledwild, wild life." "i want you to lip-synch it." "wait!" "not now." "let me tell you about myself." "see, i'm cute." "hey, ramon. how are you?" "good to see you." "partying?" "yeah, a little." "want me to read your tones, man?" "yeah. go ahead." "relax." "chihuahua!" "whew!" "hey, don't worry about it." "you're gonna be all right, man." "take it easy." "see you later, man." "i guaran-damn-tee you, you know, traveling is my life." "i just work at varicorp for a hobby." "let's go!" "hello!" "ooo!" "# i'm wearin' # # fur pajamas #" "# i ride a # # hot potato #" "# it's tickling # # my fancy # # speak up # # i can't hear you # # here on this mountaintop, oh ho ho # # i got some wild, wild life # # i've got some news to tell you, whoa ho #" "# about some wild, wild life # # here come the doctor in charge, oh ho ho # # she's got some wild, wild life # # ain't that the way you like it?" "oh ho # # living wild, wild life #" "# i wrestle # # with your conscience #" "# you wrestle # # with your partner #" "# sitting on a windowsill # # but he spends his time behind closed doors # # check out mr. businessman , oh ho ho # # he bought some wild, wild life # # on the way to the stock exchange, oh ho ho #" "# he got some wild, wild life # # break it up when he opens the door, oh ho ho # # he's doin' wild, wild life # # i know that's the way you like it, whoa oh #" "# living wild, wild life # # peace of mind # # it's a piece o' cake #" "# thought control # # you get on board anytime you like #" "# like sittin' on # # pins and needles # # things fall apart # # it's scientific # # sleeping on the interstate, oh ho ho # # gettin' wild, wild life # # checkin' in #" "# and checkin' out uh-huh #" "?" "# i got a wild, wild life ?" "# spending all of my money and time, oh ho ho # # done too much wild, wild life # # we want to go where we go where we go, oh ho ho # # i'm doin' wild, wild life #" "# you've grown so tall # # you've grown so fast, oh ho ho # # wild, wild life # # and i know that's the way you like it, oh ho # # livin' wild, wild, wild, wild #" "# whoa ohh # woo!" "woo!" "tv: the el paso border patrol... louis told me he heard about a woman who lives around here and never gets out of bed." "she's not sick." "she's got enough money, she doesn't have to." "hey, wouldn't you?" "if i ever went downstairs, i might be surprised, huh?" "it's clean down there, isn't it, roberto?" "that girl does a good job, doesn't she?" "it's so clean, it scares me." "the beauty operator is coming over." "hey, how should i have her do me this time?" "should i get it moussed?" "ooo, look at that." "there's a look." "what do you think about the gals on this show?" "these people have too much metal on them, miss rollings." "they are reflecting kind of people." "you're right. how are those shares of varicorp doing?" "about 30, 40." "is that all?" "that's about it." "well, i'm not surprised." "cheap little pig shits." "it's the same all over." "bunch of maniacs out there. woo!" "you know how hot dogs come 10 to a pack and buns in packs of 8 or 12?" "you've got to buy 9 packs to make them all match up." "that's what i'm talking about." "since this mall opened, c.r. anthony, jcpenney, and even duke and ayers all pulled out of downtown virgil." "shoppers here go wherever the bargains are, wherever it's convenient to shop." "they don't care if they shop in a funky old building downtown or in a clean, modern place like this." "see, they're wise to advertisers' claims." "in a place like this, they can comparison shop." "everybody could hardly wait until the mall opened... except margie ortiz." "i go there almost every weekend." "so do 2 other girls from work." "see?" "i told you." "the shopping mall has replaced the town square as the center of many american cities." "shopping itself has become the activity that brings people together." "and here, the music's always playing." "what time is it?" "no time to look back." "men: ha ha ha!" ""starving peasants sell their bodies to vampires for blood money!"" "ha ha ha!" "stores here are pretty clean." "the air is fresh." "there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around." "hi, how are you?" "how come you're not at work?" "oh, i'm working on a project at home." "i send signals up." "oh, to satellites and things." "further than that, i hope." "oh." "hey, i've got to get to work before all hell breaks loose." "oh." "see you." "people here are inventing their own system of beliefs." "they're creating it... doing it... selling it... making it up as they go along." "driving... not only driving, but parking." "hey, there's louis!" "hi, how you doing?" "pretty good." "did you have any luck at the club?" "the women are too wild." "i had a good time anyway." "look at these women." "yeah, a little too old for me." "what are you doing here?" "i thought i'd check out that fashion show." "part of the celebration." "twins." "carol and daryl." "i knew their mama in high school." "she was a twin, too." "hi, twins." "i just thought i'd check it out." "maybe i'd pick up a few fashion tips." "you know, i'm very aware of my appearance." "i've noticed." "yeah. well, just check these out here." "those are great!" "yeah." "yep." "like the song says, it's a scientific lifestyle." "hmm. i don't know that one." "p.a.: good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another lovely event for the celebration of specialness." "today we have a fashion show, and i think it's gonna be something you'll just love." "it's very unusual." "so come on!" "let's bring on the show!" "from the dream factory, a bonanza of beauty!" "this place is filled with women." "kay: i'd like to remind you there's another event this friday night.... that's kay culver." "for the celebration of specialness." "she's married to earl." "you've heard of him." "he pretty much single-handedly brought varicorp to virgil." "you know, i bet this mall wouldn't be here if it wasn't for him." "oh, yeah?" "i'm having dinner with him later." "well, listen." "i heard that earl and kay haven't spoken to one another in years... at least, not directly." "do you believe it?" "ok." "what time is it?" "if everyone notices, maybe it's too much." "but where would we be?" "$29.95 is a pretty good price." "with 6 outfits and as many combinations, the possibilities are endless." "shopping is a feeling." "sometimes i get a wobbly feeling." "i have a commercial feeling." "be sexy in business." "be successful at night." "i stole it off of a spaceship." "...and coordinate your outfit to match." "let the children do the shopping." "if the room is pink, you're in the pink." "you have a right." "it's all you." "there ought to be a law." "# when you were little #" "# # you dreamed you were big" "# # you must have been something # a real tiny kid # # you wish you were me # # i wish i was you # # don't you wake up #" "# # the dream will come true # every dream # # has a name # # and names tell your story #" "?" "# this song is your dream ?" "# you're the dream operator #" "ohh!" "ahh!" "# it's bigger than life # # you know it's all me # # my face is a book # # but it's not what it seems # # three angels above # # the whole human race #" "# dreamed us to life # # they dream me a face # # and every dream # # tells it all # # and this is your story # # you dreamed me a heart # # you're the dream operator #" "# shake-it-up dream #" "# hi-de-ho dream # # fix-it-up dream # hmm." "# look at me dream # # i've been waiting so long # # now i am your dream #" "# hard to forget # # hard to go on # # when you fall asleep # # you're out on your own # # let go of your life # # grab onto my hand # # here in the clouds #" "# the world understands # # and you dreamed it all # # and this is your story # # do you know # # who you are?" "# # you're the dream operator # darling!" "you know, i don't think i've felt this way before." "i know." "me neither." "my stomach feels all fluttery." "it's great, though, huh?" "yeah, i--i guess." "people at work must think i'm going nuts, though." "well, if this is being nuts, then i don't ever want to be sane." "ah." "oh, did you fart?" "i'm in construction business." "got work going on at 5 sites now." "bought me a condo last week." "shoot, real close to here, as a matter of fact." "next week, i might buy me another house." "darlin', i'll tell you what, i just have a feel for it." "you know what i mean?" "of course, bein' overly psychic sure didn't hurt anything." "it's paid off for me." "listen, mr. frye, i'll tell you-- fyne." "louis." "louis, darlin', i'll tell you somethin' if you promise not to tell another livin' soul." "now, i'd never tell this to anybody else, but i believe that part of my extrapsychic ability is connected up with the fact that i was born with a tail, a little old bitty hairy thing about that long." "had it surgically removed when i was just 5 years old." "my mama kept it in a fruit jar up in the medicine cabinet between the cold tablets and the monkey blood." "i'd get up every mornin' first thing and go in there and brush my teeth and stare at my own tail at the same time." "something' like that can give you power, and that's the truth." "then mama got a wild hair one sunday and she decided to go make a lot of money off of it." "took it out to the swap meet and sold it to lyndon johnson's top secret service agent." "and he told a good personal friend of mine that he was going to sell it for even more money to the smithsonian institute." "i said he might as well." "it wouldn't do him any good." "it wasn't his tail." "gee, i tell you, i could write a book." "that thing would be a best seller." "you know, that's funny you mentioned writing." "i'm...kind of a writer myself." "is that right?" "i wrote me a song i want to do at the show friday." "i hope it turns out all right." "i'm a little nervous." "don't be nervous." "songs are easy." "i wrotebilly jean and half of elvis' songs." "elvis?" "hell, yes. they pay me, and i keep quiet." "you know, somebody's got to do it." "excuse me just a minute, pumpkin." "i'll be right back, ok?" "sure." "i'll be right here." "kay: shall we take a moment and give our thanks?" "hmm?" "amen." "linda, will you ask your father to pass this down to our guest?" "this looks great, mrs. culver." "dad, will you pass this down?" "oh, yes." "larry, would you pass this down, please?" "thank you." "linda, would you ask your mother to pass the mustard to our guest, please?" "mom, dad wants the mustard." "dear." "thank you." "look out for your water, now." "pass it down to our guest." "let me grab one of these." "they're colorful." "linda, would you ask your mom how the fashion show went?" "mom, how did it go today?" "oh, linda, tell him it was just wonderful, although one woman did have a accident, but it wasn't anything serious." "he should have come." "he would have been proud." "it went great, dad." "you should have been there." "maybe next time." "i was there." "i liked it." "i'd never seen anything like that." "i'd never been to one of those things before." "you do that every year?" "oh, no, this is just for the sesquicentennial." "you're in the parade?" "anderson auto is lending us a red convertible." "hmm." "right. larry may have a future at varicorp." "with his young discipline and systems consciousness, he could go a long way, and varicorp is growing like there's no tomorrow." "let me show you what i think is going on." "do you hear music?" "is something wrong with your sister?" "mainframe." "microprocessor." "semiconductor." "all right, dad!" "now... if this is the town and here is the workplace... with its goods... and distribution network... vroom!" "most middle-class people have worked for large corporations like varicorp or for the government itself, but now all that's started to change." "scientists and engineers are moving off from those large corporations like varicorp." "they're beginning to start their own companies, marketing new inventions." "excuse me, mr. culver." "i forgot what these peppers represent." "ah-ha!" "it all spins back to the middle." "here we are right here, in virgil." "our way of doing business has been based on the past." "that's why we have to keep these guys in virgil even though they leave varicorp." "for the time being, it's created confusion and chaos!" "they don't work for money anymore or to earn a place in heaven, which was a big motivating factor once upon a time, believe you me." "they're working and inventing because they like it." "economics has become a spiritual thing." "i must admit, it frightens me a bit." "they don't see the difference between working and not working." "it's all become a part of one's life." "linda!" "larry!" "there's no concept of weekends anymore." "preacher: it thrills me." "it thrills me!" "we can build a nation inside a nation right where we are." "the choice is yours." "i'm not a joiner." "i'm not a member of the john birch society or the communist party, but let's look at what's happened to the national morals since world war ii." "we lost the vietnam war." "# # # the movies and the television are filled with characters i don't even want to know, not in this life." "the farmer's in trouble." "the small businessman is in trouble." "unemployment is skyrocketing." "texas is still paying for john kennedy's death, my friends." "woman: it was love that killed john f. kennedy." "he should have never messed with me." "oh, no, i know nothing, your honor." "they want me to speak on60 minutes." "mike wallace wants my body." "i don't tell a soul." "well, they gave me so much money, what could i do?" "umm...thank you." "that's exactly what i'm talking about." "now, let's look at who's been running this country since world war ii." "and they have some involvement in all of these." "what is the link?" "what do cars have to do with books, you might ask." "the trilateral commission with the council on foreign relations, did you ever hear of them?" "well, neither did i, until i noticed the chain of coincidence." "they have members on the boards of all the largest corporations." "not one detail has been left out." "am i right?" "do you feel it?" "do you know what bobby ray inman was doing before he was running the microelectronics and the computer tech corporation?" "well, guess!" "a cia director." "it's public knowledge." "do you run out of kleenex, paper towels, and toilet paper at the same time?" "you know it's true!" "it's all true!" "you remember how governor white campaigned to get the mcc here?" "do you know what their goal is, huh?" "well, elvis did!" "artificial intelligence!" "huh?" "robots!" "they'd like that, wouldn't they?" "yes, sir!" "sleep!" "sleep!" "one and one does not equal two!" "no, sir!" "silicon gulch!" "silicon prairie!" "silicon hill!" "silicon valley!" "you'd better wake up." "# it's late # # it's late #" "# it's late #" "# you got the cbs # # and the abc #" "# you got timeandnewsweek# # they're the same to me #" "# now, don't you want to get right with me?" "# # puzzling' evidence # # i hope you get everything you need # # puzzling' evidence # # well, it's-a puzzling' evidence # # puzzling' evidence # # puzzling' evidence #" "?" "# done hardened in your heart ?" "# ohh, hardened in your heart # y'all listen." "# now, i am the gun # # and you are the bullet #" "# i got the power and glory # # puzzling' #" "?" "# and the money to buy it ?" "# puzzling' # # you got your gulf and western and your mastercard # # puzzling' evidence # # got what you wanted, lost what you've had # # puzzling' evidence #" "# # i'm seein' puzzling' evidence # puzzling' evidence # # puzzling' evidence # # done hardened in your heart # # it's hardened up your heart # # all right # are you listenin'?" "what i'm sayin' is real." "# huh # # huh # # huh # # huh # # huh # # huh # # huh # # isn't that puzzling'?" "# # huh # # i'm puzzling' # # huh # # i'm puzzling' # # huh # # i'm puzzling' # # huh # # well, i hope that you're happ y with what you've made #" "# puzzling' evidence # # in the land of the free and the home of the brave # # puzzling' evidence # # i'm seein' puzzling' evidence # # puzzling' evidence # # puzzling' evidence #" "# done hardened in your heart # it's true." "ha ha ha!" "now, y'all listen to what i've been tellin' you today, you hear?" "radio: # huh # # huh # # huh # # huh #" "look at this." "who can say it isn't beautiful?" "the sky... bricks... who do you think lives there?" "four-car garage." "hope... fear... excitement... satisfaction." "i'm going to give you a clear vista of the edge of the civilized world." "it's like a game of leapfrog." "these houses, they keep extending the town out further and further every year." "it's kind of weird for the first person that moves into a community like this." "i'll bet it is." "it's an imaginary landscape, a place to raise kids." "of course, nowadays not everyone's having kids, with the end of the world coming up and all." "i mean, would you?" "no, not at all." "not until after tomorrow, after the show, huh?" "good morning, boys." "working hard, i see." "a little coffee break?" "it's strange when you look at a field and you say, "now, i want a bathroom there and a kitchen over here."" "now, imagine that." "here's a field." "take a look out." "picture a house." "picture a lot of houses." "what else is a field good for but building houses?" "# # hey, now # hey, now, now #" "# i want a video # # i wanna rock 'n' roll # # take me to the shopping mall # # buy me a # # a rubber ball, now # # hey, now # # hey, now #" "# hey, now, now # # hey, now # # hey, now # # hey, now, now #" "# i am the king of the world # # the boss of the boys and girls # # you can live to 110 # # if you listen to what i'm sayin' # # hey, now #" "# hey, now # # hey, now, now # # hey, now # # hey, now # # hey, now, now # # hey, now # # hey, now # # hey, now, now #" "texas is the largest producer of metal buildings." "metal buildings are the dream that modern architects had at the beginning of this century finally come true, but they themselves don't realize it." "that's because it doesn't take an architect to build a metal building." "you just order them out of a catalogue." "just pick out your color, the size you want, number of square feet, style, what you need it for." "it comes with a bunch of guys." "they put it together in a couple of days. maybe a week." "there you go. you're all set to go into business." "just slap a sign in front." "drive on over." "oh. he's gonna get killed!" "watch out!" "tv: black and decker's automatic shut-off iron... because even those with the best memories can forget to turn their irons off." "whoa!" "oh, look at him!" "look at that bald spot!" "i was so impressed, i bought the company." "oh!" "lucy!" "i love you, lucy!" "oh!" "ooh!" "that's a big one." "live at 5:00." "news at 10:00." "news at 7:00." "news at 9:00." "news at 8:00." "news at 11:30." "suits and ties!" "hey, robert, seen this one?" "or your money back." "# huh #" "# huh huh huh # # i was born in a house with the television always on #" "# guess i grew up too fast... # oh, baby!" "oh, baby!" "work that thing." "work it!" "go." "# we got time on our hands # they look like sticks." "# so leave the driving to us # # and it's the real thing... # god, they're both in a straitjacket!" "they must've done somethin' bad." "# and i can love you # # like a color # # tv # # ooh ooh ooh # # and now love is here # # come on and try it... # ohh!" "i like that!" "# i've got love for sale # # i've got love for sale... # i think they're aerobicizing." "# love is here # # come on and try it # # dut dut dut dut dut dut dut dut # # got love for sale # a kissing cookie." "# got love for sale # i hate that stuff." "it doesn't work." "# huh # # huh # # you can put your lipstick # # all over my designer jeans #" "love chocolate." "?" "# i'll be a video for you ?" "it's great!" "they got that commercial attitude." "# you can cash my check # # if you go down to the bank # # down at the bank # # you get two for one # # for a limited time # # a limited time # # push my button #" "# the toast pops up # # oh ho ho ho ho # # oh ho ho ho ho # # love and money # # getting all mixed up # # oh ho ho ho ho # # whooooa #" "# now love is here # # come on and try it # # dut dut dut dut dut dut dut dut # # i got love for sale # i think they're sellin' somethin'." "# dut dut dut dut # # and now love is here # # come on and try it # # i got love for sale # # i got love love love love # # love love love love #" "tv: today, doesn't someone besides you deserve mon cheri?" "mon cheri, the brand of fine chocolates europeans treasure most." "hello, i'm louis fyne." "i'm lookin' for matrimony with a capital "m"." "i believe in the joys and contentment of matrimony." "now, my chances in this world that prints a new diet book every month may not be that good." "i'm lookin' for someone who can accept me for what i am." "i'm 6'3" and maintain a consistent panda bear shape." "i'm pleased with the way god made me." "i wouldn't change a thing." "i'm willin' to share." "won't you please call this number?" "8-4-4-w-i-f-e." "that's 844-wife." "please call." "serious inquiries only." "mmm." "can you believe that?" "woman:" "so, umm, louis... what kind of hobbies do you have?" "do you have any pets?" "no, i don't have any pets." "i, uh... i had a dog when i was a boy." "buster." "what kind?" "oh, he's every which way." "he's a heinz 57, i think they call them." "well, they can be awful cute." "the little fluffy kind." "you know how they give them to you in a basket?" "they're cute like that." "i like music a whole lot." "what kind of music?" "oh, country music." "you like country music?" "oh, you know i do!" "well, not that hollywood country." "oh, hank williams and merle haggard and...tammy and lefty and patsy... yeah." "mm-hmm." "i think music is one of the sweetest things, and if it's sweet, it's probably cute." "you can't have enough sweetness in this world." "no, ma'am, you can't." "as a matter of fact, i've written a little song i'm gonna sing at the show tomorrow night." "it's about my life." "what else do i know, huh?" "i'll give you a little sneak preview." "would you?" "you hold on right there." "i hope you like it." "it'd mean a lot to louis." "ahem!" "hmm!" "# in 195o, when i was born # # papa--i haven't written this verse quite yet #" "# 6 feet tall # # and size 12 shoes # # na na na na na na na # # people like us # # we don't want freedom # # we, uh, meow meow meow meow #" "# we just want # # someone to love #" "ta-da!" "well, what did you think?" "when you're singing, your eye sockets go back in your head and your eyes get beady." "what about my music?" "it's awful sad." "i couldn't have that kind of sadness in my life." "do you really feel that way?" "i'm--i never thought about it." "maybe i am kind of sad." "i like sad songs." "they make me want to lie on the floor." "old louis the bear on the floor." "i guess i'll go now." "sorry." "itwasnice talkin' to you." "louis the bear... out the door." "good-bye." "cheer up." "a little more bottom." "a little more?" "always a little more bottom." "great. ok, let's go to number 2." "ramon!" "you can't come in without paying." "i don't want to dance." "i just want to talk to my friend ramon on the little organ." "# ...ser chicano # # en los barrios me pueden encontrar # # porque ahi todititos me conocen # # y ya saben... #" "$3.00?" "i'm just going to come right back out." "fine." "# san antonio, corpus christi y mcallen # # una tercia que nunca podre olvidar # # y si acaso vas alla por esos barrios # # mis carnales te podran alivianar #" "# de repente voy y cruzo la frontera # # para ir a divertirme a todo dar... # ramon!" "hey, louis!" "can you wait 5 minutes, man?" "i got a break." "no." "did you talk to him?" "yeah, man." "you got the photograph?" "you got the bucka?" "the cash?" "thanks." "# ...matamoros por reynosa # # da lo mismo porque alla saben gozar... #" "tv:" "tv: hold it right there." "hey, officer, what's going on here?" "come on. let's get out of here." "i said freeze!" "what's going on here?" "uh...ahem!" "ramon gave me this address." "well, hi." "come on in." "did you bring a photograph?" "thank you." "you know, i'm new at this." "don't matter." "you don't have to believe." "if you follow directions, you can't go wrong." "mm-hmm." "you want to attract love." "ha ha!" "how did you know?" "your heart is too large." "you're an honest man." "matrimony..." "it's my life, and i want to share my life." "i've tried everything." "often our true nature is not what we hope it is, but you, in your case, you're drawn to love." "whatever you think is what you get." "love must be drawn to you." "come on and let me take care of this here." "discharge the negative forces you have involuntarily received." "remove anything that's metallic." "now, this will take some time." "um... i'm going to sing tomorrow night." "will this help?" "i'll work on you tonight and tomorrow." "take this." "close this." "like that." "now, drink 3 soda waters a day." "drink half and throw half away." "drink half and throw half away." "yeah. think positive." "don't let nothin' enter into your mind that's negative." "if you do that and have faith and believe, you got it." "it's done." "go...and enjoy your love life." "sayonara." "man on p.a.:" "today, ladies and gentlemen, all of our friends and neighbors from virgil, texas, a very special welcome." "this is the celebration of specialness." "when the flag goes by in a few moments, we want all you kids to show mom and dad that we can be respectful to our national flag." "introducing the famous soul pompom girls, cedar crest comets, and ladies and gentlemen, just look at the youth and vivacious experience of those young pompom girls." "teenagers with a purpose in mind." "the low-riders." "yay!" "yay!" "the lawn-mower brigade." "this is sponsored by whitehead hardware store." "entry number 9, a very, very famous group here in this part of texas, the pleasant oaks majorettes." "and notice that beautiful purple and silver that they're wearing." "they're sponsored by our very own misses fashion depot, and they've got plenty of special talent." "ladies and gentlemen, the pleasant oaks majorettes." "hey!" "well, hey!" "the bear." "how you doin'?" "look at that hat." "great outfit." "thank you." "feelin' good." "introducing earl and kay culver and their 2 lovely children, linda and larry." "i usually don't like parades." "no." "but this one's different." "in fact, it's the first time in 30 years." "earl, we want to thank you for all the work you've done, all the committees." "you've been great." "we want to salute you." "few people know he's got a bull tattooed on his stomach." "earl culver?" "coming all the way from sunset high school to be in virgil's special parade, the ivory and gold of sunset high school." "see you monday." "...this beautiful music." "ze pereira!" "ze pereira!" "now, i'll guarantee you, ladies and gentlemen, here's something you will not see in many parades." "our very famous visitors, the red mustang shriners!" "a big hand of applause." "now, i want you to notice that they're driving with one hand!" "we've got a very special surprise." "i'll bet there's not another parade that's got babies." "here they come." "here they come!" "isn't that adorable?" "the future secretaries, the future farmers... they're so cute!" "no!" "look at those two!" "would you look at those two babies?" "oh!" "i'm melting!" "don't sell them short." "oh!" "how itsy-bitsy!" "hi. hi there." "do you know what a little doll you are?" "let's give a big, big hand to the accordion band of virgil." "and fans, don't forget the show tonight." "it's sponsored by varicorp." "it's all local talent." "and don't forget." "that's tonight. the big show." "there'll be chairs for your convenience, so you don't have to sit on your coolers." "let's see." "take, uh, 157 to 287 and then a left at the k-mart and then go 2 miles." "i'm getting used to these outfits." "they sell a lot of them, but i don't see anybody else wearing them." "hi out there and good evening and welcome." "welcome to our talent show under the stars." "first i want to tell you a story i heard about texas recently in a local tavern." "it seems god was working around here, trying to make it beautiful like the rest of the world." "he had to knock off because it was nighttime." "he said, "i'll come back tomorrow" ""and make it as pretty as the rest of the world with lakes and streams and mountains and trees."" "he got back the next day, and he saw the ground had hardened like concrete." "and he didn't want to begin all over again. no." "in his infinite wisdom, he had an idea." "he said, "i know what i'll do." "i'll make some people that like it this way."" "i want you to welcome this first act here." "they'll tell you more about texas in 5 seconds than you'd ever want to know." "i want you to welcome, please, charles connour, norm seaton, and randy erwin." "man: all right!" "all right, ladies and gentlemen, i bid 10 and 50, 20, 20 and 50, 30." "20. make it 30." "30 make it 40." "# yodel-ay-ee-hee... # make it 60." "i can talk that fast." "no!" "80. will you bid 90?" "# yodel-ay-ee-o... # 5-10. 5-20. put up a 20." "give me 25. 30." "30. put up a 40." "5 and a half." "6 and a 5." "# yodel-ay-ee odel-ay-ee odel-ay-ee... # 600. now 10." "now bid 6-20." "put it with 6-30." "bid 40. 6-40." "put it with 50." "6-50. 6, 7, 8." "put it 6-80. 700." "# yodel-ay-ee... # 7-10. go to 15." "# yodel-ay-eee... # 20. 15. put up a 2o." "15. put up a 20." "7-10 makes 7-20." "stuck on 7-10." "7-10. now 20." "put up a 30." "put up a 40 to 50." "600. 6-10." "make it 20. 6-30." "# doo doo doo doo doo doo # # doo #" "woo!" "woo!" "divine order, take charge of my life today and every day." "all things work together for good for me today." "this is a new and wonderful day for me." "there will never be another one like this one." "i'm divinely guided all day long, and whatever i do will prosper." "pfftt!" "divine love, enfold me." "surround me and enrapt me, and i'll go forth in peace." "i am going to be a wonderful success in all of my undertakings today, and you are going to be happy from now on." "shoot." "they've been begging me to be the lead singer for this band, but my managers won't let me do anything amateur or local." "then they decided i was too much like pat benatar." "# transmitter # # i'm picking up something good # # hey, radio head #" "# it's the sound # # of a brand-new world # # ow!" "# # now, you and i have no secrets # # now, baby, let me read your mind #" "# i hear everything you're thinking # # you can't help the way you sound #" "# transmitter # # oh, picking up something good # # hey, radio head #" "# it's the sound # # of a brand-new world # # radio head #" "# oh, oh, radio head # # ooo ooo ooo, radio head #" "# yeah, radio head # # oh, radio head # # yeah, radio head # # ooo ooo, radio head # # radio head #" "yoambe. yoambe. cimalo." "guede nimbo." "oh." "# you'll be # # mmm mmm mmm mmm # # magnet for money #" "# you'll be # # mmm mmm mmm mmm # # magnet for love #" "# you'll feel # # mmm # # light in your body #" "# now, i'm gonna say # # gonna say these words # # rompiendo #" "?" "# la monotonia del tiempo ?" "# rompiendo # # la monotonia del tiempo... # i came to wish you luck." "bless your heart!" "# it might # # mmm mmm mmm mmm # # it might rain money #" "# it might # # mmm mmm mmm mmm # # might rain fire... # you tell him that i never want to see him again." "that goes for his coon skin cap as well." "how often have i told you not to mix with that oil-field trash?" "dummy: what i do is between me and rick." "# get yourself a sign #" "# # get your love and desire # rompiendo #" "?" "# la monotonia del tiempo ?" "# rompiendo #" "?" "# la monotonia del tiempo ?" "# papa legba # # come and open the gate # # hey, papa legba... # how about them old line dancers?" "i don't think they'd fit in my house." "# to the city of camps # # we are your children #" "# # come and ride your horse # in the night # # in the night #" "# # come and ride your horse # there is a queen #" "# 6, 7, and 9 # # dust in your garden #" "?" "# and poison in your mind ?" "# there is a king # # that will steal your soul #" "?" "# don't let him catch you ?" "# don't let him get control # # papa legba # # come and open the gate # # papa legba # # to the city of camps #" "# we are your children #" "# # come and ride your horse # in the night # # in the night #" "# # come and ride your horse # in the night # # in the night #" "# # come and ride your horse oh, yes." "wasn't that nice?" "now, ladies and gentlemen, i want you to welcome the country bachelors." "rrr!" "# in 1950, when i was born #" "# papa couldn't afford to buy us much # # he said be proud of what you are #" "# there's somethin' special 'bout people like us # # people like us # # who will answer the telephone # # people like us # # growing' big as a house # # people like us #" "# we're gonna make it becau-wa-wause # # we don't want freedom #" "# we don't want justice # # we just want # # someone to love #" "# someone to love # # well, now # # what good is freedom?" "# # god laughs at people like us # # i see it comin' # # like a light comin' down from above # # the clouds roll by, and the moon comes up #" "# how long must we live in the heat of the sun?" "#" "# millions of people are waitin' on love # # and this is a song about people like us #" "# people like us # # who will answer the telephone # # people like us # # growing' big as a house # # people like us # # we're gonna make it because # # we don't want freedom #" "# we don't want justice # # we just want # # someone to love # # someone to love # # someone to love # # someone to love # yay!" "yay!" "more!" "more!" "hello?" "yes." "louis: this place is a dream palace." "did you see the catalogue?" "oh, no." "i didn't." "it's gorgeous!" "you'll have to look." "well, you're gorgeous." "he's awful cute, too." "do you like the colors?" "man: she's pretty, too." "i think you can see varicorp from here." "where are you going on your honeymoon?" "the bear is staying with me!" "i think he's from pluto, or he might even be from venus." "you know, he is real good-looking." "this is not a rental car." "this is privately owned." "well...i really enjoyed forgetting." "when i first come to a place, i notice all the little details." "i notice the way the sky looks, the color of white paper, the way people walk, doorknobs, everything." "then i get used to the place, and i don't notice those things anymore." "so only by forgetting can i see the place again as it really is." "# na na na na na na na na na na # # na na nnn nnn na na nnn nnn # # na nnn nnn na na na na # # na na na na na nnn nnn # # nnn nnn nnn nnn na na na na #" "# na nnn na nnn na nnn... #" "# here where you are standing ?" "?" "# dinosaurs did a dance # # the indians told a story # # now it has come to pass ?" "?" "# indians had a legend # # the spaniards lived for gold #" "# white man came and killed them # # but they haven't really gone #" "# we live # # in the city of dreams #" "# we drive # # on this highway of fire ?" "?" "# should we awake # # and find it gone # # remember this, our favorite town #" "# from germany and europe ?" "?" "# and southern usa # # they made this little town here # # that we live in to this day #" "# the children of the white man # # saw indians on tv #" "# and heard about the legend # # how their city was a dream #" "# we live # # in the city of dreams #" "# we drive # # on this highway of fire ?" "?" "# should we awake # # and find it gone # # remember this, our favorite town #" "# the civil war is over # # and world war i and ii #" "# if we can live together ?" "# the dream, it might come true # # underneath the concrete # # the dream is still alive #" "# 100 million lifetimes # # a world that never dies #" "# we live # # in the city of dreams #" "# we drive # # on this highway of fire ?" "?" "# should we awake # # and find it gone # # remember this, our favorite town #"