"In a few moments you will be a part of an experience that seems to be realistic." "It is the result of your subconscious fear transfered to your conscious sense." "Warning!" "This tape may not be viewed by mentally instable people." "It can be extremly painful experience and you be permanently marked for life." "You have 10 seconds to stop the tape." "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0" "Too late!" "The truth is out there" "Year 2007 a time of violence." "The Swedish empires struggle against videoviolence has finally given results, and the videorebels have gone under ground." "But the rebels succeeds in stealing the plan of the empires deadly weapon, DEATHSATELLITE." "A weapon so horrible it can destroy all the rebels VCR's." "But this is a totally different movie..." "The fight against videoviolence will not happen in the future, but in present time." "Tonight..." "SEX, LIES AND VIDEOVIOLENCE" "More visual effects by" "Violence, videoviolence, I love videoviolence" "For a real good night I see three violent movies and a porn to finish." "Add two bags of potato chips, four cokes and peanuts you're in heaven." "Then you take place on the sofa and be glorious excited." "Violence makes best in video, you can rewind and watch exploding heads over and over again, lovely." "I am no streetfighter myself but I've been in to martial arts for 15 years." "I got suspended from my club when I broke one of the others arm during practise." "But what could I do?" "Had just watched "Enter the dragon" and got inspired." "Friday night is my night, while my buddies go to the pub I have the violence orgy of the week." "Today its friday and time for an old favorite." "The bad thing about videoviolence is that the movies have long time of violence free time." "Boring..." "let me see some action." "Sis!" "Ive been waiting outside the cinema for two fucking hours!" "I lost all my money and some creep touched me." "But I forgot" "Forgot?" "!" "You always forget, your such an egoist." "How are you?" "Something happend over there" "I dont care!" "We planned to go to the cinema!" "Help me!" "What the hell are you doing?" "You dont listen to me." "Its a miracle that Camilla likes you, she should leave you." "Have a good life bro' you and your fucking TV!" "We had a nice evening, the food was very good and the wine was delicious." "Easy little faggot, dont be afraid." "You sure you'll be all right?" "Yes, absolutely." "Your not off to meet with another date?" "Dont be silly." "Bye sweetie." "Come on" "Easy there is nothing scary here" "What a night, was it a dream or for real?" "I need to talk to somebody." "Camilla would never understand but dr." "Uggla at the Psychiatric clinic has helped me before." "Need to make an appointment." "But what should I say?" "The truth will put me in a locked cell immediately, I need proof." "Famous journalist shot to dead outside his appartment at Söder in Stockholm." "He was out with is dog and suddenly attacked and shot in the head." "According to witnesses the shooter talked german and acted strange the police won't give any details but doesn't exclude Bader Meinhof." "No, no" "I dont care about the dead journalist but its a scary thought that the maniac from my TV still is out there." "At least I got a proof in the newspaper." "Stupid fucking retard, what wrong with you then?" "Maybe I should see another doctor?" "Little, sweet Michael, you have recovered so good." "We had agreed that film and reality were two different things." "We had forgot about the reports you made to the police about Mr Spock spying." "and ET was never in your closet but just an old bucket." "And you never been married to Tracy Lords and therefore she never could have been cheating on you" "My home is shot to pieces, this man is dangerous, try to explain this" "Sure, listen, you have been seriously ill." "You suffered by anatomic psychomatic selfrepressing schizofrenic... hallucinate.. strange obsession... and uh." "I fear you could relapse to it again." "Tell me... when did you last see dr Spock sneaking around?" "I've never seen dr Spock, and I am quite recovered thank you." "But a mad murderer came out of my TV." "He has killed people." "He needs to be stopped and I dont know how." "Ok Mikey I believe you." "That guy from your TV from what movie came he out from?" "He is one of the german terrorists from Die Hard." "Ahh we need to start all over again." "As you know the understanding for the illness is the only way for you to succeed the treatment." "Close you eyes, relax and think about the pink teddybear you had as a child." "Hey!" "Come back!" "I need to charge you for many hours and crook you for money." "Suddenly everything feels like a Black and white Bergmanmovie... agony." "Well all psychotherapists charge you extra for not believing in you." "But what about me, what should I do?" "Camilla would leave me if I talked to her." "I need to solve this on my own, but how?" "Köpa vapen?" "Yeah!" "Damn, you got a lot in there." "That one looks dangerous... no wait that one" "Two thousand kronor now or no deal." "Revolvers are gone, everybody wants machineguns." "This is an eight, terrific with excellent quality." "Do we have a deal or not?" "I dont know, its a lot of money." "Uh its a bargain only two grand!" "Let me tell you something, 1st time is always the toughest but when you got one" "Its cool, its lovely to kill." "I promise you can do it." "Do we have a deal or not?" "Ok, we have a deal." "Thanks!" "Wow two grand, now I can do some shopping..." "Ive never touched a gun before, How does it work?" "I try a cool Eastwood move." "Hm, this was not easy, maybe its easier to do a spectacular John Woo roll" "Now we're talking, this is fun, I just need to get the right talk too." "You talking to me?" "You talking to me?" "I'm the only one here." "You talking to me?" "Go ahead punk make my day." "Fucking toygun." "Where is Camilla!" "Where is she!" "I need to talk to Camilla, where is she?" "I need to talk to Camilla for better or worse, I dont care anymore." "Uuh i feel those Bergman vibes again." "Look at you." "Your so wet!" "You are totally dripping." "How are you?" "Say something." "He is for real, nobody believes me, but he is real." "I believe you." "Jesus!" "Cocksuckers!" "I will show you!" "Fucking drunkie." "Serves you right suckers, give me your money and a gun, you fucking shit." "Bergman vibes all gone now, I feel violently happy, it feels so right!" "Uh, what the... ?" "Finally years of whatching videoviolence has given results." "Almost like Schwarzenegger, Savini and Peckinpah sitting in the back seat." "I wish something'ld happen in this city." "Something brutally sick with real love." "Stockholm is amazing!" "If I were a concentrate of 3d videoviolence from a world of chaos where would I hide?" "Södermalm of course!" "Hm... how come I never went here before?" "Gotta keep this place in mind." "Hey, whats up?" "You can come with me and my sister." "We give you a good price." "Have you seen a german terrorist?" "With a long coat." "Long?" "big?" "ooh" "I need to go." "Bye!" "What the... a gangfight!" "Wow!" "This looks like fun just right place for a terrorist to hide." "Hey!" "Have you seen a german terrorist!" "Hey!" "HEY!" "Shut up!" "Have anybody seen a german terrorst?" "PISS OFF!" "That was close, I need to control my hallucinations when they get this aggressive." "You asshole!" "Where did you learn to drive?" "You got your licence from the back of a cornflake packets this morning?" "We'll be late for the party and its all your fault." "The least you can do is apologize." "Stick to the pavement, losers." "Wait!" "You cant just run over girls like this and just leave!" "Do you got a hand over there." "Are you good at jigsaw puzzle?" "This is your leg." "If he's not among all the trash at Söder there is only one place left." "I got hot dogs, only place to get food around here!" "No Cops, good let's sell some." "Hi do you want a fucking sausage?" "Yes or no!" "A deadboiled with bread." "Coming right up" "Those fucking politicians just want more taxes, idiots." "Fuck, I need money too, can you get that?" "I just want to puke on everything." "Here you are." "Disgusting!" "My stomach is rumbling!" "I have been sick all week, have been eating rotten dogs!" "Now that looks disgusting." "Fucking shit." "Get back inside the TV your shithead" "I'll get you" "I'm gonna kil you fucking bastard." "How long is this gonna take, will he ever get well?" "These kind of relapses is quite common when you see to much videoviolence." "What we just witnessed is the phase when the patients kills his hallucinating." "He thinks hes got rid of his tormentor." "So he will be well?" "Without a doubt." "Thanks doctor." "Well I got cured... or..." "I warned you, you shouldnt have watched the movie..." "Robocop, Alien..." "You now be mentally ill, I warned you." "You saw the movie." "Eeh so did I..." "Who was that?" "I am too tired!" "Come on" "Look over there and howl one more time." "Come on" "You dont need anymore" "Yes I do come on" "Come on, camera is rolling." "Just scream." "Thats ok" "Your on now" "I will not play, going home to sleep." "We are going to blast this head, you see it on the monitor too" "A rocket goes straight in to the head and it will blow up." "Quick, run and hide" "Your totally crazy!" "Whats your job here?" "Ive been swindled, Who am I, where am I. Oh I was going to the cinema." "Camera is rolling!" "Wait, stop, I have to say start first!" "Didnt you just say that" "Yeah but not quite" "I get distracted by all these cars, and those people hanging out the windows." "Ouch." "Fuck that hurts" "Thats good" "No more takes, ok?" "Hello!" "Are you going to Bosse too?" "Wait, if thats your arm... then..." "Who is this?" "BOSSE!" "Thank you!" "You dont recognize the head but the body?"