"Hi." "I'm here to see Estelle Leonard." "Just a moment, let me see if she's in." "Hello." "Joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous!" "Joey!" "Have you ever seen me ecstatic?" " No." " Well, here it is." "I'm June Gable, and I play Estelle." "And she is the agent of Joey." "I already got you an audition for Another World." "All right!" ""Cab Driver Number 2"?" "You're welcome." "I came in, and I auditioned." "And when I came in, I kind of came in like myself, and they were like:" "You know." "I said, "Am I boring you?" I felt terrible." "And then he said, "Just go away and do something outrageous with it."" "So I went away and came back, and, in fact I'm on my way to the studio, and I have her with me." "And I just got this." "I came back to the audition wearing a fat suit and a bunch of cigarettes." " What I meant was..." " You don't mind if I eat, do you?" "No." "And a big sandwich." "You know, one of those deli sandwiches with corned beef and a million things, and I'm dripping." "At one point I took the cigarette and put it out in the sandwich and they said, "That's it."" "Well, well, well." "Joey Tribbiani." "So you came back, huh?" "They think they can do better, but they all..." "What are you talking about?" "I never left you." "You've always been my agent." " Really?" " Yeah." "Oh, well, no harm no foul." "There's a history to her." "She was an ex-showgirl." "She's very old." "I don't think..." "I don't even know if anybody knows how old I have her in my head." "She's in her 80s, and tottering, really." "But she's out there, you know." "She puts that makeup on like she's still 20." "She thinks she looks fabulous." "So you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?" "Joey, look at me!" "Look at me!" "Do I have lipstick on my teeth?" "At the beginning of every show they do a football huddle." "They hold each other and they support each other." "And this has been there since the beginning." "And you have to realize, with most shows like this with that much fame and fortune and success and power and money and go through the ups and downs, but support each other." "We're not actors." "What a shame!" "Because with her face and her chest, I could really put something together." "I have great admiration for them for sticking with each other." "These are for you." "Welcome to our country." "Thank you." "I'm from New York!" "It still smells like monkey in there." "Well, that saves us the conversation." "You know, in some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility." "You get the best huts, and women dance naked around you." "Are any of these cultures, perchance, in the Tri-State area?" "My name is Lauren Tom, and I play Julie, Ross' girlfriend." "Well, the first in the long line of many what would become exes." " Bye." " Bye." " See you later, Rach." " Bye-bye, Julie." "Julie, I think, was just, like, a very nice gal." "And the humor that the writers created was the fact that Rachel was gonna think she was a bitch." "Can I say that on the DVD?" "No matter how she acted or what she did because to her she was the other woman." "You're losing your apron." "Let me get it." " There you go." " Thank you." "What a bitch!" "You know, I've had kind of a long career by now because this is, like, what, six, seven years later." "And I've done Greek tragedies and Shakespeare and feature films and all these things." "But the only thing people want to know is what was it like kissing David Schwimmer." " Julie?" " Yeah?" "Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face." "Just to answer your question, it was great." "He's a good kisser." "To put everyone's minds at ease." "You know, you are so amazing." "Is there anything you don't know?" "Julie's so smart!" "Julie's so special!" "I've had so many young Asian girls come up to me and say that was the first role model that they've had on such a widespread TV show, where they got to see an Asian girl who wasn't speaking with an accent, who was American and who was desirable and sexy and funny." "And it was just a great way for me to feel like I've done something that I'm proud of." "I just want you to know I wasn't always like this." "Before I met your sister, I was a normal guy who sold cellular phones." "So, what were you thinking?" "I was thinking what it'd be like to kiss you." " Really?" " No." "You don't have to walk behind me anymore." "I'm David Arquette, and I played Phoebe's stalker." "That's it." "Hey, you, J. Crew guy." "Why have you been following me?" "All week, everywhere I look, there's you." "You wouldn't return my calls." "You sent back my letters." " What?" " One more chance, Ursula." "Please." "I'm not sure how I was cast in this role." "I had just worked with Courtney on Scream." "Maybe she threw my name in there." "I'm not sure." "A little nepotism." "Here's my binoculars." "Oh, great." "You're doing great." "Going strong." "Keep going." "These are my night-vision goggles." "This is the book I pretend to read when I'm watching her in the park." "And these are Mad Libs." "They're just for fun." "I don't normally do sitcoms, but I do a lot of peeping Tom action, so I was prepared for this part." "No, I did a sitcom for a year that really went nowhere but I had a little bit of experience with it." "But that's a whole different deal when it comes to Friends because it's so established, and they're all so wonderful at doing it." "You're kind of nervous going in there." " Phoebe?" " Yes?" "Yes." "What are you doing?" "Oh, I was just here looking for my..." "My part of an old sandwich." "Here it is!" "Were you following me?" "Perhaps." "One of my fondest memories is sneaking into Courtney's dressing room." "I guess I was sort of really behind the scenes kind of stalking Courtney, actually." "This is my fiancée Mrs. Knight." "Forget it." "It's ruined." "Never say that." "If you can't get it out, cut around the stain add a little lace, you make a stylish throw." "I came down to ask you a big favor." "Don't tell me you want to keep more stuff in my uterus." "I went in and auditioned for Alice Knight." "She was a home-ec teacher and was in love with a student in high school." "A senior, I think he was..." "Please, God, he was a senior." "I was in her home-ec class." "He was my best student." "She was my best teacher." "At the time, though, it was a one-shot deal." "And then when Lisa Kudrow got pregnant they had to come up with a storyline so they used me and Vanni, which I'm very grateful for." "You're too young to really know what you want." "That's right, exactly." "I had not met Giovanni until we started work." "And all we did was make out." "I mean, that's all we did." "And I just remember standing on the set, and he's 12." "He's 12." "He's 12 years old." "And I'm looking at him, and I'm going:" ""Oh, my God." "Oh, my God."" "And we're standing there, and Giovanni looks at me and he goes:" ""Okay, you know what we're gonna do?"" "And I went, "No."" "And he went:" ""I'll throw you on the table and make out with you." "We have to do it, and we have to be committed." "And then it's over, and then it's done."" "And, boom, I'm on the table and we're making out." "A year ago, I didn't know I had a brother." "Now I have a sister!" "Oh, it's so great." "I don't think I could've done it with anybody else because he just sort of..." "The 12-year-old took charge." "And I was grateful." "We talked about just living together but we want to have kids right away." "Oh, my God!" "Great!" "I know audiences reacted really well to the storyline." "And the audience at that show is incredible because they know the characters so well." "They anticipate a little bit." "You don't have to do too much." "And they're right there with you." "We would be truly honored if you would name the other boy baby." "That's so nice!" "Cougar." "You think about it." "I have probably done the most pilots and been on the most failed sitcoms of anybody we know." "And it was interesting to see how it's done right." "And they would get copies of the episodes and watch them in a dressing room." "I mean, and this was year four." "So they would actually sit down and watch the tapes and study them which I had never seen done before." "And I thought:" ""Oh, my God, they actually know what's going on." "They actually work at it."" "I was very impressed." "So tell me everything about my parents." "Everything." "Oh, well, you know, we were always together." " The other kids had a nickname for us." " What was it?" "The Three Losers." "I'm your mother." " I'm sorry I'm late." " That's okay." "I had time to finish glazing my nipples." "You go all out when you're expecting company." "I played Phoebe's mother on Friends, which is a totally fictitious show about people being friends." "You know, I've had a lot of friends in my life, groups of friends." "And I always..." "In five or six people that are friends together there's always one person that's chubby." "And I noticed in this show there's no people that are chubby because, you know, it's TV." "I mean, I like pizza." "I like pizza!" "Wait, I like the Beatles." "Oh, my God!" "So do I." "I was chosen to play Phoebe's mother because apparently there are some similarities in us." "I didn't see it myself, and neither did she." "Although, people have told me that I should sue her for stealing my bits, you know, my act." "But I let it go." "I passed the baton, I go, "Here, you do this, you be the ditz."" "Oh, it's me!" "It's me!" " I didn't wanna make any noise!" " Then don't break in!" "I once got a review that said, "If a brick could sing it would sound like Teri Garr."" "And now Lisa's picking up, as I say, the baton and running with it." "She sounds like a brick." "Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom" "Thank you." "Thank you." "I invite all of you to count the colors in your bedroom." "In order for Phoebe to be my daughter, I would've had to have her when I was 12." "So, I mean, the age difference is outrageous." "So I took the part anyway, just to be nice to them." "Remember how I said Lilly, Frank and I were close?" "We were very close." "How close?" "The three of us were kind of a couple." "I'm not used to playing such sexually liberated..." "In fact, Marta asked me to do this part in the nude which I was in shock, because it's TV." "But I think on Friends they do a lot of weird stuff." "I was working on my pottery." "Oh, I didn't know that you did pot." "Mostly nudes." "It combines my two passions:" "Pottery and erotica." "Erottery!" "So I said, "No, I'll do it, but I won't do it in the nude." "But I will do the part about the erotic erottery."" "Was I supposed to be sexually liberated?" "I didn't even know that." " You're a potato?" " Well, I'm a spud...?" " And the antenna..." "You're Spud-nik!" " Yes!" "Marry her." "I don't want something so complicated." "But, Mona, what relationship is not complicated?" "We all have our baggage." "You must too." "Why else would you still be single?" "I'm so gonna leave right now." " I've got a surprise for you." " You got another ex-wife back there?" "Please start drinking." "I'm Bonnie Somerville, and I played Mona, Ross' girlfriend." "I'm Monica's older brother." "Hi, I'm Mona from her restaurant." "Hello, "Mona from her restaurant."" "Mona was the coolest girlfriend in the history of the world." "Because, first of all, he had another girl pregnant, Rachel and Mona still dated him." "She put up with so much crap." "People still come up to me going:" ""You were the best girlfriend ever!" "He should be with you."" "I'm like, "I wish, you know." "I wish that we had done more episodes."" "But she was like the nonexistent woman in real life because she never complained, she didn't ask for anything." ""Your ex is pregnant with your baby, that's fine." "We'll still date, we'll still hang out." "It's cool."" "Ross is too nice to say it, but this is his apartment." "We need boundaries, so why don't you go back to your place?" "But, Mona, I live here." "Happy Valentine's Day!" "David Schwimmer directed a couple that I did." "And, I think, one of the funniest episodes on television that he did was the one where Mona asked, "Where's this relationship going?"" "I love spending time with you." "I hope we're moving forward." "We should talk about that, don't you think?" "Everyone I know says that that episode was just brilliant." "He was amazing." "It was great working with him as a director because here's an experienced guy who knows what he's doing." "But he was so into my ideas and what I thought, so it was awesome." "Now, I know what you're thinking." "Fun was fine for you 10 years ago." "But you're not getting any younger." "No, I mean, not you." "Not you." "You are getting younger!" "You're getting younger by the second." "What's your secret?" "David Schwimmer created this character, works hard at it, and brings him to life." "And he's just so talented." "I learned a lot from watching him." "Like facial expressions, you know." "He's the best at facial expressions." " First, you got Rachel pregnant!" " You got her pregnant?" " Who did?" " You did!" "Yes, but it was just a one-night thing." "It meant nothing." "Oh?" "Really?" "My daughter means nothing?" "No, sir." "She means a lot to me." "I love Rachel." " What?" " But not that way." "I'm not in love." "I love her like a friend." "I've worked on a lot of shows." "I've worked on canceled shows, pilots." "And the one thing that I can't believe about the Friends set and I'm sure others can attest to this, their craft service, their food, is insane." "I brought you back a present." "You didn't have to..." "Saltwater taffy?" "!" "So I would do the show, and then I'd get off work and I'd tell my friends:" ""You can't believe what they had to eat tonight!"" "Because it's exciting." "It's..." "You know, they have everything there." "I sound like I'm this poor kid from the wrong side of the tracks and I got to eat every tape-night on Friends." "But it is quite a spread there." "It was just so much fun to go to work every day and to laugh." "What more could you ask for in a job?" "It's a little, you know..." "It's kind of amazing that way." "When you walk in there, you just get the feeling that everything is there for you." "And everybody's creative, everybody's brilliant at what they do." "Everybody's trying to make the best product that they can." "They have such wonderful writers that you don't really have to do anything except make their words come alive." "It's such a well-oiled machine that you work on it and then you just want every experience you have to be that wonderful." "Here's the thing, I've worked with Spielberg and Scorsese Francis Coppola many top directors." "And coming on the set of Friends was a complete and total comedown." "No, just kidding."