"♪" "♪ On my way to buy some ketchup, I'm feeling pretty good ♪" "♪ gonna take it right on home, and then I'll cover all my food ♪" "♪ ketchup is my favorite sauce, it is the condiment of kings ♪" "♪ ketchup, you're so useful, you taste great on many things ♪" "♪ you can use it on a burger or spaghetti bolognese ♪" "♪ you use it to clean your ears or even wash your face ♪" "♪ on pizza, pasta, chops, or cookies as a main or on the side ♪" "♪ hair gel, salad dressing, or to grease a slip-and-slide ♪" "♪ it's good for steak, a cake, a coffee break, roast hake ♪" "♪ a pasta bake, if you drink some in the morning ♪" "♪ it'll make you feel awake, on a fries, shish kebab ♪" "♪ on bacon, crab, or toast, you can fry it, steam it ♪" "♪ boil it, bake it, use it on a roast ♪" "♪ on meats, beets, cheese, wheat, sweets, and treats ♪" "♪ and with a little chili for a touch of extra heat ♪" "♪ it's not just there for you to eat ♪" "♪ when dried, it works like concrete ♪" "♪ to shine your boots, on veg, on fruits ♪" "♪ to clean your shirts, your socks, your suits ♪" "♪ to lubricate a creaky door, to clean your teeth ♪" "♪ to clean a floor, to paint a painting you have painted ♪" "♪ revive old ladies who fainted, to give your quiche a little lift ♪" "♪ an unexpected Christmas gift, it's always guaranteed ♪" "♪ to make an awesome fake nose bleed ♪" "♪ but my favorite use for ketchup's not on fries or roasted hog ♪" "♪ where I love ketchup most is on a big juicy hot do... ♪" "Oh, no, it's hot-dog guy again." "Oh, no... him!" "Uh..." "Uh..." " Oh!" " Oh!" "♪" "Unh!" "Unh!" "Well, this is awkward." "It's like we're in synch." "And now we're both talking, and..." "Right, I'll just stop talking, and you can... okay, the only way we can get out of synch... is if I say something really unexpected like..." "Business clown!" "Meat flan!" "Thunder quack!" "Just pick up your phone, and let's never talk again, okay?" "Okay, bye!" "♪" "Eh." "Maybe I'll just cross the road." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Trust me, I-it's better this way!" "Roadworks." "Wait a minute!" "What are you doing?" "Playing tag!" "Finally alone!" "I thought I'd never get rid of that guy." "Hopefully, I'll never see his face ag..." "Really?" "I-I'll just, uh..." "Yes." "Y-yes, you do that." "Sorry." "Sorry!" "Sorry." "♪" "Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!" "Could you, uh, like, not breathe directly into my mouth?" "Uh, I'm sorry." "It's just..." "Really hot in here!" "I-I'll just try to..." "Hey?" "Hey!" "Oh, sorry." "I don't mind." "Okay, just go to your happy place." "That's better, but I need some more air." "Comfortable clothes, please." "Good." "Still thirsty." "Hey, this is my private happy place!" "What are you doing here?" "!" "Not really my choice." "What?" "!" "How?" "!" "Well, we hit a bump, and, uh..." "Okay, look, we're clearly walking in the same direction." "Let's just acknowledge that and move forward." "Yeah, it's only weird if we make it weird." "I mean, we should just relax and coexist." "There's nothing weird about that." "Who am I kidding?" "The elevator's one of the most awkward places on the planet, right up there with the school locker room, dinner with your girlfriend's father, and dinner with your girlfriend's father in the school locker room." "So..." "Where are you going, anyway?" "I was just getting some ketchup for my delicious hot d... uh..." "Did you press the button?" "You're standing next to it." "I thought you pressed it." "Not this time!" "What is wrong with you, man?" "Nothing." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Right." "With our luck, we'll be stuck here for two days." "How about we just push through the awkwardness and get to know each other?" "How?" "Let's just confess to our most embarrassing secret right here, right now, then we'll know each other so well, we'll feel comfortable enough to hang out." "Eh, really?" "I'll start." "I've got, like, a weird nail at the end of my tail." "Look." "Eww!" "Come on, man, don't leave me hanging." "Okay." "This isn't my real hair." "It's a wig designed to hide this." "I was born attached to my two brothers." "The other scar is less conspicuous." "Don't worry..." "i didn't take any pictures." "It was a video!" "Finally, some place where I won't... bump into that guy again!" "Oh, come on!" "Would you just open the door, please?" "And we're stuck." "Look, the only way out of here is to work together." "You work together!" "It's not possible to work together on your own." "Whatever." "Come on, we just have to go to the back of the cubicle and push up with our legs." "Okay, give me your arm." "We touch as little as possible, okay?" "Why do you have to make everything so awkward?" "!" "Me?" "!" "You're the one who's haplessly awkward!" "I am not hapless." "I'm, like, totally hapful, man." "That's not even a word." "Look, how about we just pretend this is all normal." "Okay, we're just a hot dog and a blue cat climbing up a public toilet using only our feet... nothing weird here." "See, nothing's awkward if you decide it's not." "I don't know." "It sounds pretty awkward from here." "Sorry." "Sorry." "I don't mind." "I'm sure one day we'll laugh about... well, not about this but..." "♪" "♪ Finally got rid of that annoying hot-dog guy ♪" "♪ and now I'm in the store, so there is no reason why ♪" "♪ he can interrupt my day so I'll tell you all what's up ♪" "♪ it's time for me to buy myself a bottle of ketch... ♪" "Aah!" "♪" "Heh, funny..." "that would've been the perfect dramatic place for him to appear." "Eh?" "You thought I was the hot-dog guy, right?" "Yeah, I get that a lot." "Hey, look!" "Buy one, get one free." "It's funny." "You really do like that that ho..." "No!" "No!" "Nooooo!" "What are you doing?" "!" "I'm running away from you!" "No, I'm running away from you!" "Look, mother, larceny!" "Somebody call secur..." "aah!" "Freeze!" "Don't move a muscle!" "♪" "Uh..." "Can we just move a little?" "You're going nowhere!" "Now, let me read you your rights." "You have the right to return any product within 20 days." "You do not have to buy anything, but anything you do buy can be added to your reward card." "You have the right to redeem unlimited coupons." "If you do not have a coupon, you may be provided with one by the store." "Do you understand?" "!" "I understand that you're not a real cop." "I'm a mall cop!" "Is that real enough for you?" "No." "Wait, if you're not a real cop, how come you have handcuffs?" "They're available for 5 bucks from the toy store on the second floor." "Wait, so, are we officially under arrest, or what?" "Well, "official" is just a word." "Yeah, for things that are officially official." "Shall we?" "Definitely." "Hey, stop!" "Aah!" "♪" "Quick, that way!" "No, I say we go that way!" "Why?" "That's where he went!" "Yeah, I know." "I just wanted to get you back." "Hey, you!" "There!" "No, there!" "Ohh!" "Mm." "Great, the one bit I'd like to be flat isn't." "Hey!" "♪" "You two are going down!" "Yes, that's it!" "No!" "Trust me." "I meant, the escalator's right there." "Oh." "O-oh, right, sorry." "Stop right there!" "Hey, mister, are you okay?" "Sir?" "Officer?" "♪" "Well..." "Yeah." "T-that was weird." "Uh, but we made it." "High fi... oh, hello." "Oh, no, no, no." "Uh, I, uh, wasn't saying hello, uh, to you." "Oh, oh, sorry." "Oh, we're walking in the same direction, heh." "Awkward!" "Heh." "I'm sorry." "For what?" "For this." "I don't mind."