"DETERMINED TO CARRY OUT ARCADIUS' FUNERAL" "WITH PRECISION, HONOR, AND, ABOVE ALL, DIGNITY." "YOUMAYFIREWHENREADY, LOQUASTO." "splash!" "OH,COMEON ." "GOAHEADANDTAKEAMULLIGAN." "[duck quacks]" "I'LLEATTHAT." "IGOTIT ." "OH,THAT'SLOVELY." "SAYA FEWWORDS BEFORE IT DRAWS ATTENTION." "THEBOAT OR LOQUASTO'S ERECTION?" "SORRY." "I CAN'THELPIT WHEN SHE--OOH." "DON'TMAKETHEMAN FEELBAD ABOUT SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL, KROD." "HIT IT WITH A SPOON." "I'LLDOIT LATER." "ISTHATARCADIUS'WIDOW?" "SORRYI 'MLATE." "ENRIQUE HAD TO TAKE IT IN AT THE BOSOM." "CONTINUE." "HEWASAGREATMAN,  A BRILLIANT GENERAL," "A FEARLESS PATRIOT" "AGENEROUSLOVER." "SURE." "AND HE WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER TRULY BELIEVE IN ME," "MYSELF INCLUDED." "KROD,THATWASBEAUTIFUL." "ITWASLOVELY,MASTER." "NOW, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH HIS BODY?" "OH!" "WOW." "OFCOURSE." "COUNCIL, GIVE ME ONLY THE TRUTH AS YOU CONSIDER THIS QUESTION." "CAN I PULL THIS OFF?" "YES OR NO?" "YOU, LORD VANAMEER." "HMM?" "WELL,SIRE," "IN TRUTH, I PREFER THE TROUSERS." "THEPAGANGOATPANTS." "YES,CHANCELLOR, THE GOAT PANTS." "YEAH,THEY'REWONDERFUL, AREN'T THEY?" "YEAH, SEE, I HAVEN'T REALLY GOT THE THIGHS" "TO PULL OFF A LOINCLOTH OR A CODPIECE." "EVEN IF I DID, THE NETHER HAIR THAT SPILLS FORTH IS REVOLTING." "INDEEDITIS ,SIRE." "IT'S ALL" "MYRMIDONS,KILLTHISMAN ." "NO." "OW." "OH,ANDFETCH MY PAGAN GOAT PANTS." "THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION." "MYPLEASURE,SIRE." "SOWHATNEXT,MASTER?" "AVENGE THE GENERAL?" "TRUSTME;" "THERE'LLBE SOME SERIOUS AVENGING." "BUT FIRST ANEKA AND I JUST NEED A LITTLE ALONE TIME." "WHAT?" "WELL,YOUKNOW," "SOME THINGS WERE SAID BACK IN THE DUNGEON," "SOME HURTFUL THINGS." "BUT IT'S OKAY, BECAUSE I KNOW THIS GREAT COUPLES' COUNSELOR" "RIGHT HERE IN HESSEMEEL." "I'MNOTGOING TO COUPLES' COUNSELING, SO..." "OH,NO,NO , NOTHING LONG-TERM." "I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP TUNE-UP." "IFIT'SDR.WILLOUGHBY, YOU SHOULD GO." "CANWENOTDOTHIS HERE ?" "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "THESE ARE MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD..." "AND BRUCE." "I MEAN, YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING IN FRONT OF THEM." "FINE." "LISTEN, KROD." "WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY HAS NOTHING TO DO" "WITH YOUR INABILITY TO SATISFY ME SEXUALLY." "GUYS,GETLOST." "NO,WEWEREGOINGTOGO  ANYWAY." "IAMNEVERGOINGTOBE  THE GIRL" "THAT YOU WANT ME TO BE." "NO,DON'TSAYTHAT." "YOU CAN CHANGE." "OR I CAN CHANGE." "OH,REALLY?" "SO YOU WOULD BE OKAY WITH ME, SAY," "GOING HOME DURING THE RACCOON FESTIVAL" "TO COMPLETE THE RITE OF THE 300 MOONS?" "YES." "WOW." "WHAT'STHAT?" "IS THAT,LIKE, A HUNTING TOURNAMENT?" "WHATISTHAT, YOUR ASTRONOMY THING?" "NO,IT'SARELIGIOUSRITE ." "GREAT." "EVEN BETTER." "INWHICHGOODPAGANGIRLS," "ON THE EVE OF THEIR 300TH MOON," "MUST LAY WITH 300 MEN." "OH,DEARGOD." "300MEN?" "GODS,NO,OF COURSE I'M NOT OKAY WITH THAT." "MYPOINTEXACTLY." "SHEGONNASTABHIM ." "SHE'S ABOUT TO STAB HIM." "ANDI THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN" "ONE OF THE ONES." "WAIT." "NO,WAIT." "ANEKA, WAIT." "ANEKA!" "LETHERGO ,MAN." "LET HER NASTY ASS GO." "MM, MM, MM, MM." "WHAT A DAY, HUH?" "BARNABUS!" "WHAT NEWS?" "HAVE WE CRACKED THE SECRETS OF THE EYE YET?" "NO,SIR, THE WEAPON REMAINS INERT." "DAGGERS!" "ALTHOUGHOURSCHOLARS COULDN'T TRANSLATE THE RUNES," "THEY WERE ABLE TO IDENTIFY THEM AS TURBIDIAN HIEROGLYPHS" "BELONGING TO AN ALMOST-DEAD LANGUAGE." "NOW, THE GOOD NEWS IS," "WE'VE MANAGED TO FIND AN ELDER FLUENT IN THIS ANCIENT TONGUE." "WHAT,HIM?" "YES." "AREYOUABLETODECIPHER THESE RUNES, OLD MAN?" "ME?" "YES." "OH,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ,NO , NOT ME." "PAPI." "MY FATHER SAYS IT'S DRAFTY IN HERE." "HE WANTS TO KNOW IF ANYONE ELSE FEELS IT." "[whispers]" "WHYISEVERYBODYWHISPERING TODAY?" "TELL THE GUARD TO ADDRESS ME DIRECTLY." "SIR,HEWOULD,EXCEPTYOUHAD HIS VOCAL CORDS TORN OUT" "FOR ADDRESSING YOU DIRECTLY." "RIGHT." "NOW,HEBRINGS VERY GOOD NEWS." "KROD MANDOON HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE VILLAGE, SIR." "ARMTHESQUADRON, READY MY CARRIAGE," "AND FETCH A SWEATER FOR PAPI." "KEEP HIM HAPPY." "JOY!" "MY PAGAN GOAT PANTS." "ENGAMORA." "LOOK,BRUCE, IF THAT'S AN INVITATION TO DO..." "ANYTHING," "I'M JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD AND PASS." "PLEASE." "IT WAS ARCADIUS' DYING WORD." "IT REFERS TO THE PROPHESY OF ENGAMORA." "HE WOULD RECITE IT TO ME DURING OUR LOVEMAKING SESSIONS." "HE WOULD MOUNT ME AND PUSH MY FACE..." "OKAY,CANWE JUSTSKIPAHEAD?" "ITCHRONICLESTHETRIUMPH OF THE RESISTANCE" "UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF THE GOLDEN ONE." "THEGOLDENONE?" "THESLIGHTLYLESSCLICHEWAY OF SAYING THE CHOSEN ONE." "BUT EITHER WAY, ARCADIUS BELIEVED IT WAS YOU." "LOOK, THIS IS A LOT TO TAKE ON BOARD." "IS THERE SOMEWHERE I CAN READ THIS THING?" "THERE'SNOTHINGTO READ, KROD." "ARCADIUS PASSED THE PROPHESY DOWN TO ME ORALLY." "OH." "ANDANALLY." "WOW." "LOOK, BRUCE," "I'M JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD" "AND CHALK THIS PROPHESY THING UP TO BIG-HOUSE PILLOW TALK." "KROD,ALLIKNOW IS THAT THE LOVE OF MY" "LASTTWOWEEKS?" "HESACRIFICEDHIMSELF SO THAT YOU COULD LIVE." "DON'T TELL ME HE DIED IN VAIN." "INBAIN?" "NO,INVAIN." "INPAIN?" "NO,INVAIN." "INVAIN,HE 'SSAYING." "OH,INVAIN." "RIGHT." "OH,LIKETHATBLOKE OVER THERE." "EXACTLY." "THAT'S WHAT HE'S SAYING, QUASTO." "ORHIM." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "FORGET THAT." "THAT'S A MUCH BETTER VERSION OF WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT." "GUYS,GUYS,IT 'SARAID." "HIDE." "[people yelling]" "ALL HAIL CHANCELLOR DONGALOR!" "REVEALYOURSELF,MANDOON," "OR I'LL TAKE THE LIFE OF ONE VILLAGER EVERY MINUTE" "UNTIL YOU COMPLY." "EXCUSEME." "HOW WILL YOU MARK THE TIME TO A MINUTE?" "EVEN OUR MOST ACCURATE SUNDIALS ARE APPROXIMATE AT BEST." "UH,GOODPOINT." "YEAH." "BARNABUS?" "ANDDEFINE"VILLAGER."" "MY DAUGHTER AND I LIVE IN A VILLAGE" "BUT NOT THIS ONE." "RIGHT,YEAH." "HOW DO WE USUALLY DO THIS?" "LOCALS ONLY OR" "ANDSINCEYOU'VEOBVIOUSLY GIVEN NO THOUGHT" "TO TIME MANAGEMENT OR REGIONAL CONSIDERATIONS," "HOW WILL YOU POSSIBLY ARRIVE AT AN EQUITABLE SYSTEM" "TO DECIDE WHOM TO KILL FIRST?" "[snaps fingers]" "WHY ME?" "HOWMANYMORE,MANDOON?" "HOW MANY WILL HAVE TO ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES?" "THAT'SIT." "I'M GOING OUT THERE." "MASTER,TOGO OUTNOW  WOULD BE SUICIDE." "YEAH,ANDTO DO NOTHING IS MURDER." "LOOK, IF I'M NOT BACK IN TWO DAYS," "QUASTO, GIVE THAT TO ANEKA." "PEWTER?" "WHAT,BRUCE?" "OH,RIGHT;" "YOU'RE MAD THAT SHE DUMPED YOU, AND PEWTER'S HER PUNISHMENT." "I GET IT." "LOOK,SOI'LLMEETYOU AT KAMADA FALLS" "IN TWO DAYS, OKAY?" "BECAREFUL,MASTER." "HI." "UM, I NEVER NORMALLY DO THIS," "BUT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE," "AND I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR A BITE TO EAT." "YOUJUSTKILLEDMYFATHER." "WELL,THEN,IGUESSIWON 'T BE ASKING HIM FOR PERMISSION." "[laughs]" "TOO SOON?" "HEREI AM,DONGALOR!" "WELL,WELL." "MANDOON." "WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?" "OH,JUSTONETHING." "ALL HAIL CHANCELLOR DONGALOR!" "[dramatic music]" "¶ ¶ [horse whinnies]" "OH, DAMN SWORD." "I FORGOT THE BLADE STICKS IN THE WARMER MONTHS," "SO I JUST" "FOOL." "[laughs]" "WAKEY WAKEY." "WE NEED MORE TINKLE;" "FILL THE PISS POT, BARNABUS." "IDON'TTHINKIREQUIRE ANY FURTHER RELIEF PRESENTLY." "[disappointed]OH." "WILL YOU FILL IT?" "BIT WEIRD ON A FIRST DATE?" "300MOONSAGO, A PAGAN ANGEL WAS BORN." "PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF THE MOST SPIRITUALLY GIFTED NEWCOMERS" "TO EVER GRACE THIS HALLOWED STAGE," "THE WOMAN WHO PUT THE "RACK" IN "RACCOON."" "[cheers and applause]" "CAN I GET AN "AMEN"?" "all:" "AMEN!" "ALL300MENTOSAYHELLO  TO ANEKA." "[cheers and applause] [upbeat music]" "¶ ¶" ""DEAR ANEKA, I hope this note finds you well." "MISSMILLIE,AREYOU READY TO GO TO THE MEADOWS" "AND CHASE FIREFLIES?" "[coughs]" "HELLO,KROD." "DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE." "ITHOUGHTYOUAND MILLIE WERE JUST" "THERE'SBEENADEVELOPMENT." ""RELATIONSHIPSAREWEIRD," ""SOMETIMES DISTURBINGLY SO." ""BUT I KNOW WE'LL EMERGE FROM THIS HIATUS" "STRONGER THAN EVER."" "¶ ¶" ""I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO WRITE AGAIN SOON" ""FOR FEAR OF DISCLOSING MY LOCATION," ""SO I GUESS I'LL JUST SCRIBBLE MUSHY JOURNAL ENTRIES" ""UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN." ""JUST KIDDING;" "I DON'T KEEP A JOURNAL." ""SERIOUSLY, I DON'T." ""UNTIL WE'RE REUNITED, I REMAIN FAITHFULLY YOURS." "KRODFORD J. MANDOON."" "[cheers and applause]" "SHH,SHH,SHH." "NOW, CAN I SEE A SHOW OF HANDS" "FOR ANYBODY WHO WOULD LIKE TO ASSIST THE LOVELY ANEKA?" "HORST?" "I DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE WAY, BUDDY." "IF YOU'RE HERE FOR MILLIE" "I'MHEREFORYOU ,MANDOON." "WHAT'S THIS?" "AH, A JOURNAL." "HEY,THATIS PRIVATE." ""BUTWHATIMISS MORE THAN THE SEX" "IS THE CUDDLING."" "[laughs]" "OH, THIS IS GOOD." "YOUDONOTHAVEPERMISSION TO READ THAT." "WHATA NOB." "[laughs]" "GENERALARCADIUS?" ""HROATHG 'BLONBRACKROTHAN."" "WAIT,THAT'SWHAT'SWRITTEN ON MY SWORD." "HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?" ""LETFIREFLOW THROUGH THIS STEEL."" "WAIT,FIRE?" "IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT," "BECAUSE THIS THING HAS BEEN FLAMING UP LATELY." "I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS DEFECTIVE." "THEFIRECOMES FROM WITHIN YOU." "YOU,KROD, ARE THE GOLDEN ONE." "WHAT,SERIOUSLY?" "I'M THE GUY WHO'S SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE RESISTANCE?" "NOTYOUALONE-- ANEKA AS WELL." "THE PROPHESY TELLS OF A PAGAN MAIDEN" "WHO FIGHTS EVER BY THE SIDE OF THE GOLDEN ONE." ""WASITME ,OR WASITHER? "" "OH, BOO-HOO, PHYLLIS." "YOUARESUCHADICK !" "USEYOURBLADE, NOT YOUR TONGUE." "YOU NEED HER, KROD, AND SHE NEEDS YOU." "ANEKANEEDSME ?" "IFDONGALORSENT AN ASSASSIN FOR YOU," "SURELY SHE'S IN DANGER TOO." "HEY,BUDDY." "YOU CHOSE THE WRONG GUY TO READ THE DIARY OF." "THISISDEMONRY." "NO,THISIS DESTINY." "[humming] [groans]" "SATISFYING,NO?" "NO,NO." "HEY, HORST-- narrator:" "AFTER CLEARING UP THE MISCONCEPTION WITH HORST," "KROD MADE HASTE TO THE PAGAN LANDS" "TO WARN ANEKA OF HER IMPENDING PERIL" "AND PERHAPS PUT THE KIBOSH ON A PAGAN GANG BANG." "UM,EXCUSEME ;" "I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU," "BUT THIS ONE'S ANEKA'S HUT, RIGHT?" "NO,THATONE." "OH,MAN." "HI." "KRODMANDOON." "HAPPY RACCOON DAY OR WHATEVER." "[sighs] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "OH,I 'MFINE,THANKS." "HOW ARE YOU?" "LOOK,KROD,IREALLY DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME, SO" "YEAH,I KNOW." "I SAW THE LINE." "PLEASELEAVE." "ANEKA" "WHO'SNEXT?" "ME." "WHATTHEHELLARE YOU DOING?" "HE'SANASSASSIN,ANEKA." "HE'S HERE TO KILL YOU." "YOUAREDELUDED." "AMI ?" "STYGIANCORPS." "HE IS AN ASSASSIN." "PRETTYAWESOME,HUH?" "ITSEEMSLIKEIGETTWO FOR ONE TODAY." "HEY,DICK." "I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU." "NO!" "SHEATHYOURSWORD, OR SHE DIES." "KILLHIM,KROD." "OKAY." "SHEDIESANYWAY." "SHOOT!" "GOINPEACE." "AW,SORRY,MASTER." "IT'SOKAY." "AH,SHOOT!" "GOD DANG" "DANG IT." "HEY,ZEZ,NICEWORK WITH THE FLASH BOMB." "FLASH?" "NO, NO--OH, NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE WAY" "THAT I LEVITATED YOU OUT OF HARM'S WAY." "NO,NO,NO ,IWAS TALKING ABOUT THE FLASH BOMB" "THAT YOU THREW AT MY FEET," "THE FLASH BOMB FROM YOUR MAGIC SACK?" "ITOLDYOUABOUT THE FLASH BOMB IN CONFIDENCE." "I WOULD NEVER GO AND REVEAL YOUR SECRETS LIKE THAT, NEVER." "WHATAREYOUGUYS EVEN DOING HERE?" "OH,WEBROUGHTYOU  ANEKA'S LOVE RING, MASTER." "THATISNOT-- THAT'S SO SILLY." "THAT'S NOT A LOVE RING." "IT'S A FRIENDSHIP RING." "THAT'SFUNNY," "'CAUSE IT'S INSCRIBED "ANEKA MANDOON."" "FLASH BOMB!" "WHA--THATISATYPO." "THAT SHOULDN'T BE THERE LIKE THAT." "UH, ANYWAY, WE SHOULD PROBABLY LET YOU GET ON WITH YOUR--THIS." "NO,UM," "THIS DISTRACTION HAS BROKEN MY COMMUNION" "WITH THE GREAT RACCOON SPIRITS." "MY HEAD WOULDN'T BE IN IT." "300MENLOCKED,LOADED, AND LOOKING FOR LOVE," "AND YOU'RE CLOSING UP SHOP?" "WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?" "HELLO, BOYS." "narrator:" "With his goat pants tightening" "DONGALOR SHOWED HIS NEW LOVE AROUND THE PALACE," "HOPING ALL THE WHILE FOR THIRD BASE OR BETTER." "I'MJUSTTHREEDOORSDOWN  IF YOU GET CHILLY OR WHATEVER." "BREASTS." "AND TOMORROW I'LL HAVE BARNABUS FETCH YOUR THINGS." "BUTI DON'THAVETHINGS." "OH,THATIS THEMOSTADORABLE THING I'VE EVER HEARD." "DINK!" "AH,SIR." "THIS GENTLEMAN HERE BRINGS RATHER BAD NEWS" "FROM THE PAGAN LANDS." "PROJECT ENGAMORA HAS FAILED ON TWO FRONTS." "[screams]" "SWEETDREAMS." "RIGHT." "HE DID ALSO HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS, SIR." "WELL,ALWAYSGIVE GOOD NEWS FIRST." "THIS MAN'S BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS." "I DO APOLOGIZE." "SOTHEGOODNEWSIS," "OUR TRANSLATORS ARE MAKING GREAT STRIDES," "THOUGH IT SEEMS WE'RE STILL MISSING A CRUCIAL ELEMENT" "OF THE EYE'S AIMING MECHANISM, NAMELY A CRYSTALLINE FOCAL LENS." "FINDTHATLENS." "SIR,THESEARCH HAS ALREADY BEGUN." "WELL,NOWI'MTOO EXCITED TO SLEEP." "HMM, MAYBE I'LL STEAL IN THERE" "FOR A QUICK LITTLE GROPEY-GROPEY." "WELL,I 'DLEAVEIT  TILL THE MORNING, SIR." "YOU KNOW, LET THE SHOCK WEAR OFF." "YES." "BUT WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THIS NERVOUS ENERGY." "OH, HELLO, OLD FRIEND." "BARNABUS, BRING ME A TUB OF GOOSE FAT" "AND A CLEAN SOCK, WOULD YOU?" "YES."