"No, don't do it!" "Don't do it!" "No!" "Hey, look who made it for happy hour." "I was just watching the feed from last weekend." "These customers, they're crazy." "They're getting their faces chewed off trying to save their Boy George album." "It's the end of the world." "You know, the last report said China got a handle on it." "China?" "Right, that's right." "China's coming out here to save us." "You let me know how that turns out." "Oh yes." " So where are you going?" " Cynthiana." " Cynthiana?" "What's there?" "A woman?" " No, my kid sister." " I'm sorry." " No, it's okay." "She's alive I just got a text from her 4 days ago." "4 days?" "4 days might as well be 4 years." "She's with a group." "They've got a caravan that's leaving at dawn in DC." "You know, you..." "you could come with us." "What the hell for?" "Here, watch that." "Everybody predicted it." "Most people dreaded it." "Some crazy morons even celebrated it." "But, Chase..." "You got to appreciate that you and me..." "We are the chosen ones." "See, we get to be here, and watch the whole thing come tumbling down." "I gotta tell you something." "I am..." "What is that word I am looking for?" "I am humble." "Humble, to be part of it." " You're ready to do this?" " You ready to give up one of those trucks?" "Oh, well, I'll tell you what, Chase." "You...you scratch my back..." "I'll see what I can do to get you on that caravan on time." "Hey, are you lost in there?" "I see it." "Hold on." "Take one of those breaker boxes." "Ain't a rocket scientist." "Its a grey thing on the wall." "Yeah, I got it." "Dickhead." "*** the button go before you call someone a dickhead, dickhead." "Alright, open the panel." "There's a plastic flip marked number 2." "Flip it open when I give you the word." "When I give you the word." "Okay, flip it." "Flip it back." "Alright, flip it." "Okay, flip it back." "Flip it." "You got a few more seconds." "What did I tell you?" "Easy peasy." "Oh, hey." "Sorry about Lennie." "I thought I put him down for good." "What about her?" "You put her down too?" "Kelly." "That's Kelly." "No, she called in sick the day that shit hit the fan." "*** with her boyfriend." "Or one of those things got her." "Either way, she's being eaten." "The others, they go out like Lennie?" "Are you asking or telling?" "I am asking if I can go now." "I'd like to hit the road while there's still light." "Grand idea, friend." "Why don't you take Lennie and his friends, take them out to the loading dock." "And tell me when you like a new burger." "It will be us more than the dead." "Now you wonder why were we so choked up about." "They're not mourning us." "All they do is eat." "Say hello to your sister for me." "Transcript by honeybunny"