"probablybtnotthe highend" "Accommodations you're used to" "Mr. Strauss-kahn, but make" "Yourself at home." "didyouhearwhatIheard ?" "well,webestintroduceOurselves." "Hey, we heard all about you on The news." "mr." "Dominiquestrauss-kahn," "Former head of the imf." "guesswhat,mr ." "Strauss-kahn," "I have a question for you." "What's the imf going to do with" "The debt crisis in greece?" "I'lltellyouwhatI'ddo." "I'd let them default and let" "Greece out of the euro zone." "comeon,givegreeceachance" "To settle their debt." "withwhat?" "Greeks don't pay their taxes." "Where's the revenue going to" "Come from?" "They selling a trillion dollars" "Worth of feta?" "don'tbeaton thegreeks." "youknowwhatthe biggest" "Greek export is?" "hard-workinggreeks." "True, true." "strauss-kahnlikesthat." "yeah,youwanttofeel bad" "For somebody?" "Feel bad for the irish." "Ihearthat." "You got to feel for ireland." "theirishbeeneatingdirt" "And potatoes for 400 years." "You can't blame them for" "Thinking it was their time for" "Some happiness." "thegoodnewsistheirish" "Know how to handle hard times." "They're like the germans." "what?" "You can't say that." "The germans are the only ones" "That know the score right now." "whataboutsweden?" "ImeantcountriesintheeuroZone." "whenitcomestotheeuro" "Sweden thanks od every day they" "Were left out of it." "You got that, strauss-kahn?" "You know what we're talking About?" "He likes that one." "He's smiling a little bit." "He's in jail, but he's smiling." "allI 'msayingis thegermans" "Are proving the only way out of" "The debt crisis is measures." "You get in a jam, you got to cut Back." "youcan'texpectthe restof" "Euuope to act like germany." "Germans are good at being as Tire." "That's their habit." "Sausage and carton of milk." "You can't expect someone in" "Spain to be happy with that." "Iguessgermanyhas topay" "For Spain's sangria?" "theydoif theydon 'twantitTo rubble." "wouldyouhavethembail out" "Portugal." "bitch,youknowIhave no" "Love for port balanugal." "It's the dingleberry hanging off" "Spain's nut sack." "whenitwasgreeceitwasa" "Different story." "theycreateddemocracy." "thecreationof democracyis" "In the past, yo." "Greece wanting respect for" "Democracy is like them Wanting -- dskknowswhat'sI'm talkingAbout." "it'sgoodtalkingtoyou" "Mr. Strauss-kahn." "yeah,ittrulyhas ." "So we going to rape you now." "yeah." "andlivefromnew yorkit's" "Saturday night!" "announcer:" "It's"Saturday" "Night live"!" "With fred armisen" "Abby elliott" "Bill hader" "Seth meyers" "Bobby moynihan" "Andy samberg" "Jason sudeikis" "Kenan thompson" "Kristen wigg" "Featuring vanessa bayer" "Paul brittain" "Taran killam" "Nasim pedrad" "Jay pharaoh" "Musical guest " "Lady gaga" "And your host " "Justin timberlake." "Ladies and gentlemen," "Justin timberlake!" "thankyouu" "Thank you." "Thank you, mom." "I'm glad you're here tonight, Mom." "hereweare." "I'm so happy to be here hosting" "The season finale of "Saturday" "Niggt live."" "now,inthepastwhen I've" "Hosted this show I've also been" "The musical guest, but tonight" "Tonight, lady gaga is here." "Oh, yeah, I know." "I've told lorne this is great." "I mean, now there's no pressure" "On me to sing, because it's" "Gaga's moment." "And then he said "well, you'll" "Do one song, right?"" "And I said "I ddn't think so."" "And he said "justin."" "And I said "please."" "And he said "justin."" "And I said "lorne."" "And he said "j -- " and I said "no."" "And finally, I realized I had to" "Explain it in a way he'd" "Understand." "ladygagais here,sostickAround." "We got a great show." "We'll be right back." "needa restfromyourShopping?" "Stop by the grand opening of " "Steepers tea salon right there." "Got the most wonderful and" "Delicate teas in town." "?" "like a hummingbird" "Who saw the nectar" "And drank ?" "?" 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"Hello, herb." "hello,jack." "now,herb,walkusthrough" "What's happening at that school." "Have all the students been" "Evacuated?" "I'vegotaguy ." "This is teacher, dan mcladdery." "it'smcdonaldactually," "Dan mcdonald." "it'sthesamething." "All right." "What happened?" "well,weweretoldthis" "Morning about the leak, so I" "Gathered the children and had" "Them evacuate the school." "whaa- -whatkindofteacher?" "I'manartteacher." "likewiththemacaroniand" "The yarn?" "I teach drawing, actually." "Like it or not, the folk scene" "Is here to stay." "Back to you, jack." "no,noherb." "Hold on." "Pstay there a minute, okay?" "Does dan know what caused the Leak?" "what?" "doesdanknowwwatcausedtheLeak?" "Idon'tknowwhatcausedit,Jack." "I just got here." "Iknowyoudon 'tknow,herb ." "Herb, I know you don't know." "Ask him." "Do you know what caused the Leak?" "hey,don'twritemycopy ,you" "Lifeguard." "What leaked?" "theboilersin theschool" "Have been a problem for a long" "Time, and I'm appalled by how" "The school has -- the school has Been " "Igotaquestionforyou." "Do you think lucille ball is a" "Pinko?" "I'msorry." "Did you say lucille ball?" "herb,e gottastayonpoint." "namenamess" "Come on." "herb,doesdanthinkschool" "Officials were aware of the hey,youseethe fightslast Night?" "comeon,herb." "Herb, wanda asked you a Question." "shecango backtoherKitchen." "herb,answerher." "look,I 'mnottakingmy" "Set-ups from a hat check girl." "excuseme." "Can we talk about the students," "Please?" "They were put in real danger by" "Our principal." "That man right over there." "that'sabsolutelynottrue." "andthat'sthenews." "Thank you." "herb,turnaroundand talkto" "That principal." "Come on." "suckanegg,you mannequin." "All right." "Come here." "yousuck,herbwelch!" "thankyou." "All right." "All right." "Now, now who are you?" "I'mtheprincipalhere." "My name is ken yee." "bonzaihuh?" "Remember me?" "herb,no." "Come on." "The war is over, herb." "whatdidIdo?" "youblewthestory." "That's what you did." "P maybe you should more patient" "With herb." "He may be old -- stop moving." "That just means that his soul is Wise." "jack,ifshepcramerknew how" "You anchor he'd turn over ii his" "Grave." "no,hewouldn't." "He was cremated." "theyburnedmy friend." "comeon,pullittogether," "Buddy." "yousonof abitch." "cutawayfromhim ,please." "Oh, man." "As always we apologize to you in" "Communities." "Up next, we'll talk to long" "Island he officials." "Thank you." "First, some very sad news." "We've just received word that" "Our own herb welch died five" "Seconds ago." "1963." "Mr. Welch had been in bad" "Health." "We go now to the scene." "Gentlemen, what happenee?" "theguystaatedtocough,and" "Then he turned pale and he" "Wasn't breathing." "unbelievable." "It appears mr." "Welch is till" "Alive and as unprofessional as Ever." "How is thht possible?" "Rocking that ass yeah." "♪e ♪ your mom says hi ♪" "♪ jinx ♪" "?" "yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ?" "♪ yeah ♪" "?" "yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ?" "♪ yeah ♪" "?" "yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Yeah yeah yeah ?" "Note" "♪ no-no ♪" "?" "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Yeah yeah yeah ?" "?" "summertime in the city" "And everybody's having sex" "You know" "You know I just got a page ?" "?" "from a girl that" "I met last week At the payless" "Shoe store ?" "I got a call" "Look at how you knock on the Roof" "2 to 6 hours we'll meet back" "And we'll roll" "?" "roll into my cribbs" "With some bartles  jaymes" "How about the butts" "With the alizay ?" "?" "now hold up player" "What you diggity doing In here" "I was going to ask you the same" "Hey boy I want you boy" "I hope that you think that's ?" "cool" "?" "I know much guys" "Won't freak together" "She forgot about the golden" "Rule ?" "?" "it's okay when it's a" "Three-way" "It's not gay when it's in ?" 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"do it with a chick" "Do the helicopter [ bleep ]" "And all of that was okaa" "Maybe two is enough ?" "♪ that's what they'll say ♪" "?" "we'll say hell no ?" "7o cf1 o" "♪ it's a three-way ♪" "The golden rule ?" "ladiesandgentlemen,lady" "Gaga." "goodevening." "I'm seth meyers, and here are" "Tonight's top stories." "sourcesaresayingthata" "Former egyptian special forces" "Operative has been appointed the" "Caretaker of al qaeda in the" "Wake of bin laden's death." "He was chosen because of his" "Military background, his youth," "And he was the last one to shout" "Not it." "presidentobamaandisraeli" "Prime minister" "Benjamin netanyahu met Friday at" "The white house one day after" "Obama called for israel to" "Return to the 1967 borders." "It's hard to know what was said" "At the meeting, but I'm betting" "On heavy use of the word" "Meshuggahna." "despiteannouncingthathe" "Would not run for president," "Donald trump insisted Monday" "That if he had stayed in the" "Race, he would have won the" "Primary and the general" "Election." "Pretty bold when you consider" "The fact he's not even winning" "His time slot." "itwasrevealedTuesdaythat" "Arnold schwarzenegger fathered a" "Child with his house keeper." "That brings us to really with" "Seth." "Really, arnold schwarzenegger?" "You had an fair with the maid in" "Your house?" "You know, when powerful people" "Have affairs, they usually put a" "Little effort into it." "I mean, really." "Secret rendezvous, high-priced" "Call girl." "What did you o?" "Just sit in your recliner and" "Point at your wiener whenever" "Someone walked by?" "And really, did you really think" "It was a good idea for your" "Mistress to work in your home" "For 14 years after the affair," "Right in front of your wife?" "That's so risky." "I'm not even married and I erase" "My internet history every four" "Hours." "Just in case I die and my mom" "Comes over." "Really?" "I have to say you have giant" "Balls for a guy who definitely" "Has tiny steroid balls." "Really?" "And then it was revealed on" "Wednesday that the child you" "Fathered with the housekeeper" "Was born days after" "Maria shriver gave birth to your" "Other son." "Two kids in a week." "So wait, every time I saw you" "Smoking a cigar, were you just" "Celebrating another baby?" "You're like oprah but with" "Babies." ""you get a baby, and you get a Baby!" "And you get a baby!" "Everybody gets a baby!"" "Also, I couldn't help but notice" "Every one of your movies makes a" "Perfect "new york post" headline" "For this story." ""junior," "twins," "true lies,"" ""predator," "judgment day,"" ""collateral damage," and "raw" "Deal."" "Thank god you passed on the" "Action comedy "governor" "Horndog."" "And you brought the maid on" "Vacation with your family." "Really?" "Hotels already have maids." "That's like bringing weed tt" "Amsterdam." "But really, arnold, this is the" "Most important part." "If this baby is the future" "Leader of the human resistance" "Against our robot overlords, we" "Won't forgive you, but it wiil" "Help your case, really." "thishasbeen"really?" "With seth."" "itwasreportedthatthe" "Walt disney company has" "Officially bought the trademark" "To the name "s.E.A.L. Team 6,"" "The name of the unit that killed" "Osama bin laden." "So get ready for a very" "Disturbing sequel to "up."" "thewinnerof themiss" "Madison beauty pageant was" "Forced to give up her crown this" "Week after she was arrested for" "Identity theft." "You know, I'm starting to think" "The best way to win a beauty" "Pageant is just come in second" "And wait." "heatehis25,000thbigmac" "And then afterwards he ate a" "Piece of broccoli and died." "nowit'stimefor get inthe" "Kwaj." "Nicolas cage talks about their" "Craft and recent work." "Please welcomeeto the cage" "Nicolas cage and bradley cooper." "thankyouso much." "Thank you so much for having me," "Nic." "I am really excited to "get in" "The cage."" "that'sverykindofyou," "Bradley." "Now, let's begin with a question" "About your new movie, "the" "Hangover part 2."" "shoot." "inityouplayagentleman" "Who has a wild, drunken night in" "Bangkok and then must face the" "Grim repercussions." "that'scorrect." "somyfirstquestionis,how" "Am I not in that movie?" "whatdoyoumean?" "ithasthetwo cllssic" "Elements of a nic cage film." "One, I'm told the actorsswere" "Given food." "Two, it's basically a shot for" "Shot re-creation of my life." "I'm the human hangover." "look,nic,I'msorrythat you" "Weren't in "the hangover part 2."" "Maybe you were too busy." "I mean, you're in every movie." "You're like a dangerous eugeee" "Levy." "youseemnice,cooper" "Scooper." "Nevertheless you lack the key" "Ingredient to become a film" "Icon." "Normadic eyebrows." "Like the gladiators of yore this" "Went across the crescent moon." "That's my hairlinee and ttat's" "The awe das city of hope." "IthinkI'mreaddtogetout" "Of the cage." "thathappens." "there'sonlioneway out of" "The cage." "A fight to the death." "Two men enter, two men leave." "Ithinkit 'soneman leaves." "yeah,mathwasnevermy" "Strong suit." "Now, in the words oo my fellow" "Actor and life coach, mel" "Gibson, prepare to die from" "Human bites." "I'msorry." "Mel gibson is your life coach?" "yes." "whoisyouraccountant?" "wesseysnipes." "justwrapit up ." "finebyme ,seth." "For now it's time to ride on to" "My next adventure?" "what'sthat." "I'mgoingto killthe ghost" "Of osama bin laden." "niccageandbradleycooper" "Everybody!" "Thank you." "onTuesdaythepillowfight" "World cup was held in brooklyn," "New yook." "That's what you want." "People n the kingdom of bedbugs" "Shaking their linens out in the" "Open." "A nightmare." "agrowingtrendamong" "Expectant parents is to have the" "Sex of their baby revealed" "Through baby cakes which contain" "Blue or pink icing inside," "Rather than having a doctor tell Phem." "And what could be more american" "Than saying, "yeah, yeah," "Doctor, I'll believe it when I" "Hear it from a dessert."" "Thank you, though." "anewphotoisplanking" "Keeping a body stiff while" "Balancing on top of something," "Or what the protestants call" "Sex." "awomanin pennsylvaniawas" "Girl she was baby sithing." "Marijuana-laced margarine?" "I can't believe it's pot butter." "tonightisourseason" "Finale, so I just want to say to" "Everyone out there, thank you" "For watching and have a" "Wonderful summer." "You ready to go stefan?" "So where are we going again?" "well,it'sthatthingofwhen" "A beach is covered in jellyfish" "And a sunburned old man braids" "Your hair." "canmygirlfriendcome?" "no." "stefan,I thinkthisisthe" "Beginning of a beautiful" "Nightmare." "for" weekendupdate,"I'm" "Seth meyers." "andnowit 'stimetoplay " ""what'sthatname?"" "andhere'syourhost," "Vince blake." "hello,andwelcometo" what's" "That name celebrity edition."" "The rules are the same as" "Always." "We show you a person, you tell" "Us their name." "Ann our contestants are" "Justin timberlake -- allright.." "Ocf1o" "How are you doing?" "verygood,verygood." "andladygaga." "I'mreadyto playyandwin ." "allright." "And the first question goes to" "Justin." "This funky feline rapped with" ""what's that name?"" "Iknowthat--that 'sm.C." "Scat cat." "twostepsforward,two steps" "Back." "You're the man, j.T." "And you just won $10." "Next up, lady gaga." "Though best known for acting in" ""the princesssbride," he also" "Has written several acclaimed" "Off-broadway plays." "thatiswallaceshawn,vince." "allright." "$10 to you." "Ready to go again, j.T.?" "yeah,youknowit, vince." "youknowit ,vince." "All right -- this next questton" "Is worth $100,000." "And here to read the clue is the" "Woman herself." "wemadeloveatthew hotel" "Two weeks ago." "It was after your premiere." "You told me I was beautiful," "And -- to never give up on my" "Photography." "What's my name?" "hey,girl." "You look good." "Iknow." "That's why you had sex wwth me." "What" my name?" "We had an inside joke about how" "My feet were cold." "What's my name?" "ahotladylikeyouhasgot" "To have a hot name." "So -- cheyenne." "audience," what'sthatname?"" "amy." "maybeyouwouldhave" "Remembered me if I was a rapping" "Cat." "Good takedown." "okay,look." "What the hell kind of show is" "This?" "it's" what'sthatname"" "Celebrity edition." "Okay." "Lady gaga, you're up next." "getready,gaga." "This game's tough." "we'vegotanotherwalk-on" "Clue." "sorry,youdon'tknowme." "You know, I saw your monster" "Show, and I hung out by the" "Stage door." "alphonse." "howdidyourememberhim?" "hesaidhe lovvdmymusic." "You don't forget sooething like That." "The woman next to you in the" "Jazzy, that was your sister," "Marie, right?" "yeah." "Yes, you know, her knees are Lousy." "goseemy guyatlennoxhill." "He's the best." "And tell him to send me the" "Iprayforyou inchurch." "andI foryou." "thisshowis awful!" "Ithinkyou'reawful.." "Ocf1o  look,man,I'mjusttryingto" "Raise money for my charity," ""the hope foundation."" "oh,andwhatdothey do?" "well,they-- they" "They raise hope -- for thh -- ifI may,vince,theypromote" "Musical education." "oh,thanksgaga." "And who are you playing for?" "I'mplayingforthe peopleof" "Japan, of course." "ofcourse." "Playing for any other cause" "Would be a slap in their face." "Justin, you ready to forget the" "Next name?" "kay,allright." "All right, I just want to say" "That I meet a lot of people" "Every day, and I love my fans," "Okay?" "When you spend two minutes with" "Someone in passing, it's hard to" "Remember their names." "oh,that'sfair." "Don't worry, j.T." "Our next clue shouldn't be hard." "Bring him out." "Iwasin 'n syncwithhyou." "But I'm not lance bass, you, or" "Joey fatone." "What's my name?" "ifyoucantellmeevenpart" "Of his name, I'll give every" "Charity on earth $10 million." "ohmygod." "Iknowyouknowit,gaga." "But it's j.T.'s turn." "comeon,what'smyname ," "J.T.?" "Iknowthis." "I know this." "I think it's like -- charty." "youthinkhisnameischarty?" "Well, we don't need a buzzer to" "Know that's wrong." "But, let's hear one anyway." "Audience, what's that name?" "chriskirkpatrick!" "chriskirkpatrick!" "oh,man." "I knew that." "oh,didyou?" "Then real quick, what's his We just said it." "kirkcharty." "youareawful." "That's our show." "I'd like to thank you two for" "Playing." "andI wouldliketothankthe" "Entire crew, eddie, mike c," "Donna, and everyonn in the" "Audience, matt, anna, molly." "Thank you so much." "oh,mygosh,the merriville" "Pove tunnel." "yeah,wouldn'twanttobe" "On this ride with anyone else." "I mean it." "todd." "Oh, look." "Oh, the merriville brothers." "?" "a lovely time of day" "With a heart of gold" "And a hand to hold" "The merriville way ?" "oh,mygod." "They're so cute." "yeah." "Yeah." "And a little creepy, right?" "oh,I thinkthey'readorable." "oh,whatwasthat?" "sorry,folks." "We have to stop here for a" "Second." "There's a skunk on the track" "Ahead, and he does not want to" "Move." "We're working on it." "oh,no,we 'restuck." "that'snottheworstthing" "Now, is it?" "Damn it." "♪ around the merry-go-round ♪" "A lovely time of day" "With a heart of gold" "And a hand to hold ?" "♪ the merriville way ♪" "whyaren'ttheygoingdown ?" "they'refixingtheride." "okay." "Is it me or are they staring at" "You?" "it'syou." "okay,butthisone istrying" "To kiss you." "no,he'snot." "yeah,heis ." "His lip are pursed." "okay,you'reright." "He wants to kiss me." "Well, here you go," "Mr. Merriville." "okay." "All right." "We got to get off this ride." "what'sthematter?" "theserobotsareflirting" "With you." "don'tbesilly." "Come on." "oh,boy." "♪ two, one, two ♪" "they'reshowingoff." "They're hot dogging." "don'tfallforthis." "♪ on their merriville way ♪ nowthey'reshootingarrows" "At me." "itwasjustacupid" "Reference." "Idon'tlikeitit." "allright,everybody." "Pere's the situation." "We're at an impasse with the" "Skunk." "We have to unload people with" "The front of the ride." "You two hold tight." "I'll see if I can get you" "Vouchers for some free funnel" "Cakes." "no,no,takeuswith you!" "aawhatareyousoscaredof?" "I'mnotafraidofanything." "don'tletthemtouchyou." "they'reharmless." "don'tlettheywantputa" "Ring on you." "it'sa gift." "you'remarryingarobot!" "whatthehell?" "I think they're taking me with" "Them." "whatdoyoumeantakingyou" "With them?" "Let go of me." "bye,sweetie." "bye." "I will -- now what am I supposed" "To -- oh, great." "Now what am I supposed to do?" "Okay." "Why not?" "?" "that's love the merriville" "Way ?" "andnowit 'stimetoplay the" "Game the stars play, "secret" "Word" with your host lyle round." "hello,andgoodday ." "I'm lyle round." "We got a great game." "Let's meet our celebrities." "She's better known for her work" "Pn the broadway stage." "Please welcome mindy elise" "Grayson." "thankyou." "Thank you." "This is all I do now." "terrific,terrific,terrific." "Our next guest is celebrated" "Mentalist and hypnotist, the" "Mysterious frandel thankyou." "Tonight I will bend the laws of" "Science." "That spoon just flewwaway on a" "Clear wire." "ordidit ?" "He's got two spoons." "That's it." "Iplaythespoonsin" ""kentucky dirty," the story of a" "Female jockey that struggled" "With her weight." ""the new york times" said, "not" "Right now!"" "lookslikeourcontestants" "Are getting bored, so why don't" "We begin." "Mindy's team won the toss." "Are you prepared?" "I'lllettheactressinside" "Me answer that." "Get into character." "Hell yes, margaret sue!" "oh,boy." "thhsecretwordis" boott"" "allright." "Look at me." "Focus." "This is hard." "We can do this." "fiveseconds,mindy." "I'mlistening." "I'm with you." "sorry,letme putmyreading" "Glasses on to check." "Oh, I readdit wrong." "It's boot." "P mindy, you said the secret" "Word." "Iknowit ." "At first I thought it said 800 t, but it says "boot."" "My eyes aren't what they used to" "Be, lyle, just like the" "Character I played in, "who" "Moved my john?"" "The story of a blind call girl" "Who can't tell if she's being" "Paid or not." "Is this $5?" "How much did you give me?" "Do you need change?" "sitdown,sitdown,sitdown." "Let's move over to the" "Mysterious frandel's team." "Are you ready to receive some" "Clues?" "Ithinkso ,lyle." "ordoyou?" "Put that away, please." "I can hear the motor, please." "Ten seconds on the clock." "thesecretwordis, "grape."" "imtyouIwantyoutoclear" "Your mind." "okay." "I'm sending you the word" "Telepath thickally." "Ii's grape." "youjustsaidthe secret" "Word." "ordidI?" "Soon you will have no memory of" "What happened here." "Iwishthatweretrue ,but" "You still said it." "Grape." "Iateagrapeonce backstage" "At the opening night party for" "Juanita shepherd's "high-kicking" "Honey babies."" "thesecretwordiscramp." "cramp." "longstoryshortIateso" "Many grapes I loudly broke wind" "Everywhere." "I tried apologizing to the honey" "Babies, but they were long gone." "mindy,yousaidthe secret" "Word." "Isaidit becauseIsawit" "I flubbed my line just like I" "Did in the hit flop "kenya karen" "At the watubi crew."" "Hit it!" "?" "kenya karen" "And the watubi crew" "Topless all the time ?" "sitdown,sitdown,sitdown!" "No, no." "Okay." "Over to the amazing frandee." "It's your turn." "ifI 'mreallyhere." "Imagine me not here!" "he'sclearlyrightthere." "We'll be right back after word" "From our sponsor." "Thank you." "Oh, please, stop." "Pstop it." "Please." "onceagain,ladygaga." "it'sthebarrygibbtalk" "Show." "Tonight bbary's guest star " "From msnbc, rachel maddow." "Cnn commentator roland s." "Martin." "Chairman of thh federal Reserve " "Ben bernanke." "And, as always " "barry'sbrotherrobin." "?" "I don't care what you say" "Talking it out" "On the barry gibbs talk show" "Talking about issues ?" "?" "talking about " "Talking it up" "On the barry gibbs talk show" "Checking out politics ?" "In this crazy, crazy time" "Yeah-ah" "Yeah-ah-ah ?" "ladiesandgentlemen,your" "Host, barry gibbs." "goodevening,ladiesand" "Gentlemen." "We've got a great show for you Tonight." "This is my show, and this is a" "No-nonsense show." "I will not take any crap from" "Anyone." "Now let's get down to brass" "Tacks." "The United States is currently" "In debt to china to the tune of" "Over $1.3 trillion." "Will china become the world's" "Only economic superpower?" "Robin, do you have any thoughts?" "no." "No, I don't." "chairmanbernanke,is it" "Possibleefor america to pull" "Itself out of this economic" "Disaster?" "If so, how, how, how, how, how?" "there'snooneanswer." "well,I 'mgladIaskeddyou,Then ." "I'mjustsaying-- don'tjustsay." "Shut your trap." "Miss maddow, I understand -- did" "You just take a sip of water?" "Don't upstage me on my own show" "I can't be trusted at a full" "Moon." "I have to be handcuffed to a" "Radiator." "I've woke up chest hair caked in" "Blood next to a journal filled Sense " "With entries that make no" "?" "caked I blood" "Journal that makes no sense" "Caked in blood ?" "?" "journals make no sense" "I'm barry f-ing gibbs." "I apologize, miss maddow." "Robin, do you have anything to" "Add?" "no." "No, I don't." "robin,dearbrother,speaktome ." "no." "it'sme,it 'sbarry." "Iknowwhoitis." "I'myourbrotherr weerebothtinybabies" "Together." "We bathed in the sink together?" "Iknow." "wesuckledoffthe sameteet ." "?" "we suckled off" "The same teet" "We suckled oof" "The same teet ?" "?" "one at a time" "Suckled off" "The same teet ?" "robin,doouuhaveanything" "To add?" "I'drathernot." "let'sjustintroducethe next" "Guest." "rolands ." "Martin youhaveegotto be kiddingme." "Listen to me you white-bearded" "Flesh monger." "Do you know who I am." "I am barry " "theletme handlethis." "Clear." "f-inggibbs!" "I survived the rapture." "That is all the time that we" "Have." "?" "we have been" "Talking it it up on the barry" "Gibbs talk show" "?" "talking about chest hair" "Crazy cool medalions" "Talking bout ?" "?" "on the barry gibbs" "Talk show ?" "♪ talking about politics ♪" "♪ in this crazy crazy time ♪" "?" "a hip hop" "A hippie a hippie" "To the hip hip hop" "A you don't stop ?" "?" "the rock it" "To the bang bang boogie" "Say up juuped the boogie" "To the rhhthm of the boogie" "The beat ?" "thankstoladygaga," "Jimmy fallon, bradley cooper." "Susan sarandon and trisha clark." "Thank you." "That's the season, baby!"