"Ahhh!" "Is there a secret entrance into Mordhaus?" "You'll never get in." "You'll die first." "Why are you laughing?" "Because I just swallowed a cyanide pill." "Ahhhh!" "# Do anything for Dethklok # # Do anything for Dethklok #" "# Do anything for Dethklok #" "# Dethklok!" "Dethklok!" "Dethklok!" "Dethklok!" "#" "Ah, cool, Dethklok MP3s." ""Download this album illegally, your consequences are grave."" "Yeah, right." "Click." "Oh, it's gonna take awhile." "What should I do in the meantime?" "Oh, I guess I'll jack off." "Ahh!" "Now!" "Go." "Mommy-y-y!" "STAMPINGSTON:" "Gentlemen," "Dethklok has taken the law into its own hands." "Preposterous." "But they are well within their rights, General Crozier." "World leaders are smart enough to know they need to keep Dethklok happy, and so they did just that." "There is a purchase and thieving clause that was backed by the United Nations this year that allows Dethklok to act as a police force." "Just because the United Nations can be bought off doesn't mean it's right." "It's not about right or wrong, General." "At this point, it simply is." "STAMPINGSTON:" "Gentlemen, we have reason to believe that Dethklok has a secret prison wing deep within the underbelly of Mordhaus dedicated to incarcerating criminals of music and intellectual properties." "CROZIER:" "There are rumors that Dethklok has employed scientists to work as in-house developers in sound technology." "This could be potentially dangerous." "It's too loud!" "How's this?" "Ahhh!" "So, uh, that's just a rough mix of some of the stuff you've been working on." "Not too terribly wonderful, is it, now?" "Am I wrong?" "No, no, it's not." "It's lacking." "Yeah, yeah." "It's like it's - does it sound too confined?" "Too confined." "It's too digital." "Yeah, too digital." "Wait, what?" "Yeah, it's too digital." "Sorry if we have very learned, sensitive, musical ears." "Yeah, Toki is right." "Sorry if we gots very good ears." "Uhh, Murderface." "That's..." "I'm Murderface." "That's my voice." "It sounds like microchips." "Yeah, Pickles is right - you know, who is clearly the one who said that." "I just said that, not Pickle." "Uh, That's a good Pickles impression, that's for sure." "Right, Pickles?" "I said right, Pickles?" "!" "It sounds like microchips in ones and zeros." "You guys are all ing deaf, you know that?" "You can't tell the difference between anything." "Can you hear me?" "Can any of you hear me?" "Hmm, anyway, we been working on some new technology to get back to analog." "Yeah, follows us." "Hello, everyone." "We've been working on several new prototypes - hover drums, laser-string guitars, electronic STD radar navigational dildo helmets." "I can't be too careful." "No, you can't be too careful." "But what we're most proud of is the H-E-A-R-D." "Hydro electronic - hydro - you say the next word." "Electric... audio..." " Recordinational..." " Device." "We say "device" together." "Remember?" "We worked it out this way." "Hydro... no, you." "Electronic..." "Now you." "Hydro..." "No, you go to the next " "You say "hydro."" " Hydro..." " Electric..." "Audio..." "Recordinational..." "Device." "To put it plainly, we're recording on the purest analog format of all." "Wat " "Uh, sorry." "Pure " "Sorry." "Pure " "Sorry." "I don't know." "I'm not a mind reader." "H20." "Two portions hydrogen... one portion..." "I was going to say the whole thing myself." "I thought we agreed I was going to say that part." "Continue." "Two portions hydrogen, one portion oxygen." "Equals pure water." "Pure water." " Water." " Yes." "And to which what, we will be soon recording an album on." "That's impossible." "Oh, dear." "This is a laboratory, where the impossible becomes possible." " It's our job to render..." " Oh, dear." "Check, check." " Observe." " Yes." "Begin." "Check, check." "Check three." "Check, check." "And here it is." "Within this container is the track" " Liquid Purity." "Wow, that's amazing." "My brother..." "We are the Jomfru brothers," "We want you to pay for a good review on our website." "We are the fans." "We are the power." "We'll give you the song back when we get the money." "Yes, my brother, do not fear." "They will pay." "Behold!" "Hey, what's this button do?" "DICK:" "All right, guys." "Guys, guys, I just transferred all the tracks - everything we've recorded so far" " Onto water." "Okay?" "It's all on water." "So, maybe you guys should take five on the messing around, okay?" "Hey, hey, you take five." "We're experimenting." "It's creative." "Now, you guys are all really drunk right now, okay?" "I'm just worried that you're gonna mess " "Hey, why don't you have a drink and relax?" "You ever think of that, you tightwad?" "Yeah, you're a tightwad." "Copycat." "DICK:" "Hey, what do you mean, me have a drink?" "I'm drunk all the time, thank you very much." "Okay?" "Right now, I'm tripping balls, okay?" "I'm freaking the out, okay?" "So don't worry about me, all right?" "Hey, hey, record this." "Ready?" "Ready?" "Ready?" "Okay." "Pppbbbttt." "Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la." "Play that back for me, Pickles." "Pppbbbttt." "Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la." "You just simply can't get that kind of clarity." "Including now, you can't get that." "It's actually clearer than when he did it." "Hey you play that back for me one more time for me, Pickles?" "Just one more time, please?" "Pppbbbttt." "Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la." "I'd like to get a copy of that for myself, on water." "Yeah, burn it on water." "PICKLES:" "Really, really rare pioneering recording technology." "Yeah, we's forwarding progress." "We should gets a reward." "Toki, beat it." "Oh God, I'm gonna throw up." "Record it." "I got to throw up." "Press record quickly, quickly." "Oh, that's gonna sound good." "SKWISGAAR:" "I want a copy of this when he gets that done." "I want it for my own water collection." "Ahhh!" "Ahhh!" "Oh, man." "Oh, dear." "What's going on?" "You're drinking the tracks!" "No, you can't water the plants with the drum tracks!" "You're replacing the water in the fish tank with the bass tracks!" "You're making Ramen noodles with Skwisgaar's solo." "Pppbbbttt." "Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la." "Pppbbbttt." "Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la." "Chirp."