"SMOOCHIES" " This is the place." " Gosh, it's big." " I've never been here before." " Well, I have." "Right." "There they are." "Price and quality go hand in hand." "I've got one of those cheap ones." " Hi." "Can I help you?" " My friend Frank needs a camera." " I'm thinking JVC." " That would be my suggestion." " It's got a scroll bar for the menu." " Time and date?" " Yes." "It's got the holiday function." " It helps you sort your folders." "You can have all the info directly on the screen." " You connect to your PC via USB..." " I've got a Mac." "Are you a Mac fan?" "I'm normally good at spotting them." " I'm a Mac man." " It works on all platforms." "So are you going for that one?" "I'll go and find one, then." "You and Mia can do little films." "Smoochies, you know." "You can hide the camera at the back of the book shelf." "I don't think that's Mia's thing." "But you like smoochies?" " Do you surf the net a lot?" " Not a lot, but..." "Here it is." "I hope you'll enjoy it." "You can pay at the counter." " Great." " It's a good camera." "I just want to get a DVD for Casper." " He's a bit down, you know." " Still?" "Yeah." "He's depressed." "I read in a magazine that he's gone all weird." " Is that true?" " No." "He's depressed." " How bad is it?" " It's a proper depression." " It's good to have friends, then." " Yeah, absolutely." "Hi, Iben." "We went to the electronics shop and got him a DVD." " Oh." "Come in." " We're there for him." " Where is he?" " He's still in bed." " You can go up and say hi." " We thought we'd show our support." "Frank, I don't think it's a good idea to let him..." "No." "One visitor at a time." "That's the rule." " We'll take turns, then." " Yes." "You can do it another day." "You can wait here." "Don't touch anything, okay?" "Hi." "How are you?" "I got you a DVD. "Frantic"." "I don't know if you've seen it." "I bought a video camera out at Elgiganten." "There was this guy out there..." "You would have laughed." "A shop assistant with a ponytail." "Not my cup of tea." " A ponytail?" " Yeah." "Nerdy or L.A. style?" "How long was it?" "It's a nerd, then." "An L.A. ponytail is like this." "This is L.A. This is nerdy." "L.A... nerd." "Then you're going to start filming." "Are you going to film you and Mia..?" "Banging, you know?" "Smoochies, you mean?" "No, she'd never say yes to that." " What are you going to film, then?" " Events and special occasions." "What do you mean by special occasions?" "A party, for example." "What's this "special occasion" which you want to immortalise?" "There won't ever be an occasion which is so fucking special." "You don't experience occasions so special that they should be filmed." "What the hell are you going to film?" "Events!" "Hi." "So this is where you're hiding." " Well..." " Let's go." "See you, Casper." "Take care." " What's that?" " I just bought a camera in Field's." " How long were you gone for?" " Three hours, I think." " I popped by Casper's as well." " You never said goodbye." "Didn't I?" "When did you notice I was gone?" " Just now." " Then it doesn't matter." "We could be gone for weeks without missing each other." "It's our cosy skiving day tomorrow, remember." "Oh, yeah." " So you have to think of a surprise." " You, too." "This is great." "Now we can film it when something exciting happens." " Nothing exciting ever happens." " You just have to open your eyes." " Are you filming now?" " Yes." " What do you want me to do?" " Do something exciting." " Stop filming me." "Stop it!" " That's up to the cameraman." "Exciting things happen all the time." "Could you walk Muffi, please?" "Dinner is almost ready." "Is Daddy's dog a film star now?" "See you, honey." "We'll be back in an hour." " Good morning." " Good morning, honey." " Here's some breakfast." " Oh, lovely." " That's what I call skiving." " Sit up, please." " The ink is still warm." " What have you come up with?" "Go down and have a look in the hall." " What's down there?" " A surprise." " Are you talking about the inliners?" " Yes." " Are we going roller-skating?" " Yes." " Do you have a surprise for me?" " Yes." "Later." " What does that mean?" " That you'll get it later." "I'll bring the camera." " Where's the camera?" " In the lounge." "Right." "Let's get going." "We're starting off now." "It's about 9 am." " We're off on our skiving cosy day." " Cosy skiving day." "Frank always says it wrong." " This is great, honey." " Yes, it's lovely." " We're pretty good at this." " Yes, we are." "Darling..." "What's the police doing in there?" "Susan is talking to the police." "I have to go and check." " You're not supposed to work today." " I want to know what's going on." " What's happening?" " The shop is closed." "Well, I'm the co-owner, so I'd like to know what's going on." " She says she's the co-owner." " Have we been burgled?" " Narcotics." "Who are you?" " My name is Mia." "I'm the co-owner." " Frank, come on." "He's my boyfriend." " Get him in here." " What's going on, Susan?" " I don't know." " Is it a burglary?" " We suspect drug-dealing in here." " No." "This is a tea shop." " That's what I told them!" " What's this?" "Look." " Jesus." " It's even been split into bags." " What's going on?" "Mia Christensen, the time is now 3.24 pm." "You're under arrest." " This is way out." " No, no, no..." " Susan, what the hell is going on?" " I have no idea." " Are you taking her?" " Yes." "Okay there?" "I'll give you a hand." "Sit down here, Frank." "We've been watching your shop." "Last night you had drugs coming in." " What were you doing last night?" " We were at home." " Is that all?" " I went out with the dog." " It's wrong to lie." " How long were you out for?" "From 7 pm until just after 8." " So you were home alone?" " Yes." "The drugs arrived at 7.30, so that's interesting." " I have nothing to do with it." " You're the co-owner." "I'm telling you, I know nothing about it." "This is way out." "I haven't done anything." "Where are you taking me?" "To the detention." "Frank, sit down." " No." "I want to stay with my wife." " You can't." "She's under arrest." "Go home and call us in a few days." " I'll come back with a lawyer." " Fine." "Bring the dog as well." " Can't it be immigrants?" " What have they got to do with it?" "They're always involved somehow." "Stop it, Frank." "There's no reason to keep worrying,   before we know who's been in the shop, and what's happened." "She's in there all alone..." "I have to ask you something before we go on, Frank." " Are you involved in this?" " No." " Fine." "I just had to ask." " Is that the best you can do?" "You'll have to run the shop tomorrow." "Mia can't be there, and we can't just close." " I can't do it, Mads." " Yes, you can." "All you have to do is say "How can I help you? "" "How difficult can it be?" " Are you crying or what?" " No, of course not." "Do you and Iben ever have cosy skiving days?" "You call in "sick", and then you have a nice time together." "I've been off sick for a while, and it hasn't been very nice." "So no." " Have a munchie, if you want." " Thanks." " So the police came and..?" " Yeah." "The whole works." " And you filmed the whole thing?" " No." "I was too out of it." " But something is finally happening!" " It was too much to film." "If you were a war photographer all you'd film was yourself on the plane!" " Hi." " Hi." "Is Susan in?" "No." "She's off sick today." " Will she be back or..?" " Yes." " Can I help you?" " No, that's fine." "See you." " It doesn't run with my Mac, either." " It's not convertible?" "Frank, I told you." "Don't buy from a nerdy ponytail." "A Mac equals an L.A. ponytail." "Macs and nerds don't go together." "Stupid ponytail." "I'm definitely taking the camera back." "Take it back, then." "I can look after this." " You?" " Why not?" "I've never tried it." " Aren't you depressed?" " So what?" " Are you presentable?" " It's like being a VIP bartender." " Let me be a shopkeeper." " Okay." "Fine." " Don't you want me to help or..?" " Yes, I definitely do." "Go swap the camera, then." "I'll look after this." "Cool!" " You look good." " Thanks." "Now get out." " Hello." " Hello." " How may I help you?" " I'd like some chocolate." " Hi." "I bought a video camera." " Yes." "I remember." " It's not compatible with Mac." " No." "You're right." "You told me it was." "Do you remember our talk about Mac versus PC?" " Yes." "I thought you were a PC guy." " No." "A Mac guy." "Or... you guessed wrong." "No, I didn't." "I'm sorry you're not happy with the product..." "I'm having a hard time these days, and now you tell me I'm lying." "No." "I would never say that." "But your memory fails you." " I want my money back." " Of course." "What did I expect, buying from a nerdy ponytail?" "This one?" "This is an L.A. ponytail." "An L.A. ponytail is up here." "A nerdy one is further down." "No, no." "It's to do with the length." "An L.A. ponytail is this short." " An L.A. one is..." "Name, please?" " Frank." "H-V-A-M." "Just take this up to the counter." "Don't try and give advice to Mac people in the future." "For once, we can actually feel sorry for ourselves." " How much is this?" " 100 kroner." " But it's toffee!" " That's what it costs." " We paid 75 kroner for it." " That's not the customer's problem!" "It's toffee." "It shouldn't cost more than 50 kroner." "Listen..." "You know my autumn tour crashed." "I owed some money." "It's not like I'm dealing or anything..." "But I got Susan to sell some stuff from here." "It's my fault." "I asked Susan to sell some snow and kitty flippers." "I know it sucks, but if we keep quiet nothing is going to happen." "If Susan has been selling coke here, she has to face the music." " Casper, customers." " Frank..." "How long have we known each other?" "10-15 years?" " Darjeeling, Frank?" " Down in the storeroom." " In a red bag." " Can you see a red bag?" " You have to find the bag." " I know that, damn it." "But we're not sure it's there, are we?" "With Casper being in that state I have to know I can trust you." "If we keep quiet they'll get 14 days, maximum." " Look at it as a holiday." " I can live without her for 14 days." "Way to go, Frank." "Hi, honey." "How are you holding up?" "I've chosen to interview you under caution." " Do you have a statement?" " No." "I've said everything I know." "You won't?" "Well, that's your prerogative." "In short, Mia can't account for her whereabouts." "Therefore, we suspect both Susan and Mia of distributing the cocaine." "And we're talking big quantities, so they're looking at two years." " What?" " Two years?" " But..." " This is serious, Frank." "Right now, we don't have the evidence to clear Mia." " But Carøe said 14 days tops!" " What did you say?" " What was that?" " Do you have something to tell me?" " What's this thing with Carøe?" " I have to save Mia..." " Do you know anything?" " A bit." " If you know something, tell us." " Michael Carøe is a decent guy." "But he had some financial trouble with his Dean Martin show." " They only sold 35-40 %..." " Get to the point." "He was forced into selling cocaine, because the show was going down." " Is this your own theory?" " No, he told me." "Yesterday." " That sounds interesting." " Did Carøe sell drugs?" "I'll go and make some calls." "Don't say anything." " Did Susan sell it for him?" " Yes." " Am I free to go, then?" " No." "Nothing's changed." "You still can't account for your whereabouts between 7 and 8 pm." " How are things in the tea shop?" " Fine." "I got Casper to help." " Casper?" " Yes." "He's feeling better." " Frank, honestly..." "He's sick." " Maybe I should send The Gimp." "I miss you so much." " Did you find the surprise?" " No." "What surprise?" "The surprise I did for you." "Didn't you see it on the video camera?" " No." "The camera I took in?" " You did what?" " It wasn't Mac compatible." " No, Frank." " Did you delete the tape?" " No." " You'll have to go and get it back." " No." "I don't want it." " Yes, I said!" " When have you started filming?" "I filmed myself... you know." "You didn't masturbate, did you?" " I have to go." " Yes." "It looks like it." " Hi." " Hi." " Do you still have my camera?" " Yes, it's over here." " We've just had three." " It has to be the exact same one." " I'll have to check it, then." " You can't just... sense it?" "I can't see how that would work." " Can I look as well?" " Yes." "Let's see..." "This was filmed on the 21st of May..." "The time here..." "May 21, 7.30 pm." "Can you count on that?" " Oh, yes." " So she was in bed at 7.30 pm?" "Yes." "As you can see." " I'll take it." "Thank you so much." " You're welcome." " I think we've seen enough." " Yes." "Of course." " It looks as if you have an alibi." " You have an alibi, honey." "It says 7.35 pm." "That's when I was walking Muffi." " You're free to go." " I'd like the camera." "No." "It's evidence." "The technicians have to check if it's genuine." "Or if she's faking." "Right..." "Come on, Mia." "It's only for internal use." " How many are going to see it?" " Not that many." " Isn't that great, honey?" " It's so embarrassing." "No, it isn't." "I told you it's called Darjeeling." "Say it the right way!" " Casper, it's just tea." " Darjeeling, I said!" " Relax." "I can say "Daryelling"." " It's Darjeeling, damn it!"