"DURARARA!" "The gloomy cloudy sky looks like a tearful face Nakidashi sou na kao de ureu hikui sora" "I spit out saliva mixed with frustration Iradachi majiri no tsuba wo haku" "As I fear tomorrow, embracing an anxiety Nanimo kamo ga koware sou na" "That everything is about to fall apart Fuan daite asu ni obie" "I know I'll never get any answers Asatte bakka mite tatte" "By looking only to the day after that Kotae wa denai koto datte wakatte" "What will I paint on the limitless pure-white tomorrow?" "Kagirinaku hirogaru masshiro na ashita ni nani wo egaku" "What will reality paint Genjitsu ga someyuku" "On the pure-black tomorrow it stains?" "Makkura na ashita ni nani wo egaku" "In my struggle, I shine Mogaki kagayaku" "Good luck, Taro Tanaka!" "As a member of the Dollars, I'm taking this." "So you're still walking around all big, even though Mika Harima is gone." "What would it take for her to die?" "You heard the Slasher struck again in Ikebukuro, right?" "Then I'll have to cause a war that only I can win, right?" "Screw it all!" "What will I paint on the limitless pure-white tomorrow?" "Kagirinaku hirogaru masshiro na ashita ni nani wo egaku" "What will reality paint Genjitsu ga someyuku" "On the pure-black tomorrow it stains?" "Makkura na ashita ni nani wo egaku" "In my struggle, I shine Mogaki kagayaku" "Welcome!" "Welcome!" "It Russia sushi!" "It good." "It cheap!" "Eat sushi!" "The Slasher?" "Again?" "How many has it been?" ""The Slasher!" "The Hidden Darkness of Modern Times"" "This is where the Slasher's attack took place last night." "That massive meeting that suddenly occurred in downtown Ikebukuro six months ago..." "The Slasher started appearing right around then, didn't he?" "The Ikebukuro youth say that a "Headless Rider"..." "The U.S. has made contact with the Headless Rider and gained access to its technology." "The Slasher..." "Headless Rider..." "I'm scared." "I'm scared." "In this town, things are born every day, and things vanish." "In this town, things are born every day, and things vanish." "No way!" "In this town, things are born every day, and things vanish." "In this town, things are born every day, and things vanish." "Have some sushi!" "Have some sushi!" "Still, nothing happens." "Still, nothing happens." "Really?" "Still, nothing happens." "Really?" "Nothing changes." "The Dollars..." "Nothing changes." "The Dollars..." "That was her everyday life." "That was her everyday life." "TAKES A SUDDEN TURN That was her everyday life." "TAKES A SUDDEN TURN" "Everything about our love is fake." "But it's stronger than the real thing." "I love the scars on your neck." "Through them, I can attain true love." "I love you, Seiji." "I'll love everything about you, with everything I have." "Man, I get so jealous every time I see them..." "Then don't look at them." "If there's a pretty girl, you look at them." "Then you talk to them!" "That is our Team Men destiny, encoded into our DNA!" "I don't want to be on the same team as you." "But don't worry." "My body belongs to everyone, but my heart is yours alone, Anri." "I always think to myself, "Why is Anri so erotic, so cute?"" "There's no "erotic" there, man!" "No "erotic"!" "So you'll at least admit she's cute?" "Well..." "Um..." "So she's not cute?" "She is!" "She is, but" "I see!" "So you admit she's cute." "But I admit her eroticism, as well." "Thus, exhibiting that my love for Anri... goes way deeper than yours." "And so, I win this battle!" "What kind of selfish logic is that?" ""Ikebukuro's Dangerous Now!" What kind of selfish logic is that?" ""Ikebukuro's Dangerous Now!" You lose!" ""Pursue Dollars!" You lose!" ""Pursue Dollars!"" ""Documentary!" "Slasher!"" ""Documentary!" "Slasher!" Six months ago," "Six months ago, there was a bit of an incident." "The whole town and school talked about it for a while." "But it had nothing to do with her." "She wasn't interested." "You okay?" "Yeah, thank you." "Nothing happens." "Nothing changes." "That was her everyday life." "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "I'm so glad I had those points saved up!" "Yeah." "I'm so glad I had those points saved up!" "What are you going to do about that poster, Yumatchi?" "It's got the pedal to the metal." "Don't you think it's a bit more open about it than it used to be?" "Yeah." "I'd prefer things like that to be a bit less open." "It should be like "the lady's secret," where only we know it." "The Secret of Haruka Nogizaka, right?" "You guys..." "Hey, don't say that." "I'm sure it's got its own stuff going on..." "Look!" "It's the Headless Rider!" "This is the everyday life of Celty Sturluson." "It was something she was used to." "Those who were dragged into extraordinary panic..." "And then she'd flee." "That was how Celty Sturluson did things." "But..." "You know, I've always thought... that whenever there's a manga or a movie... starring something like you, the cops are always the foil." "By the time the hero with superpowers appears, the cops are lying on the ground, in a pool of blood, just to show how strong the opponents are." "That's fine." "That just means we're considered powerful enough ourselves." "For a movie, it works." "But I always wanted to add something in." "If there really was a monster, or an evil psychic, or an android, or a ninja..." "Just one thing..." "I'd want to say just one thing." "Don't screw with the cops, monster." "I'll say it one more time." "Don't screw with the cops, you stupid monster!" "Celty!" "Welcome" "What?" "What's wrong?" "I'm as honored as Buddha to be held by you..." "I may not be using that expression correctly." "Hey, you're shaking." "Really, what happened?" "Celty?" "I-I-I was scared!" "I was so scared, Shinra!" "The cops are monsters lately!" "The cops?" "There were, like, ten motorcycles and patrol cars there, and they all followed me, like one huge monster." "Come to think of it," "I heard they brought in an external motorcycle cop to deal with you." "I think his name is Kinnosuke Kuzuhara." "He's a bit of a problem cop known for high- speed chases that cause accidents." "I was scared..." "Really scared." "I was arrogant." "I'll be quiet from now on, so forgive me." "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "Who are you apologizing to?" "It's not like you to get this frightened." "The only time I want you to be weak with me is in bed" "Don't say stuff like that right now!" "Yeah, that's my Celty..." "And um, this may not be the best time, but can you pick someone up for me?" "It's not a job." "He's back." "My dad." "Jeez..." "He should just take a taxi or something." "He's always been after me." "What's this?" "Get a load of this guy!" "White." "Too white!" "No way..." "What's with this guy?" "That's quite an outfit, don't you think, Horada?" "Listen, the air in Tokyo is dirty." "Don't you agree?" "But I suppose your filthy faces protect you from the filthy air." "I think he's cracked." "Well, whatever." "I guess it's time to show you the power of adults." "You seem to think that you're protected... by the youth laws and can kill anyone you want." "But you'd better remember..." "When you attempt to kill someone, you must be prepared for them to kill yo" "You're really nuts, aren't you?" "I'm over twenty!" "W-Wait a moment!" "That really hurts, and you're stepping on my foot so I can't run." "You're sticking me with your finger!" "What are you doing, Celty?" "Hurry up and save me!" "I really don't want to..." "Didn't you realize that the reason I said all that was because I saw you?" "Horada, it's the Black Rider." "What?" "Higa, you're sure?" "I saw the Black Rider on TV." "I heard you were at the Dollars meeting six months ago." "Everyone thinks they can act all high and mighty on our turf..." "Come on!" "Say something!" "What the hell?" "Hey, wait for me!" "I think that was the right reaction." "Oh, good." "It's not broken..." "Shinra gave me this." "It's very important to me." "Did you see this?" "You punks witnessed the real power of grown-ups!" "I really don't like him!" ""Namie Yagiri" "Secretary" "Timecard"" "Is there really any meaning to this?" "What the heck are the rules for this?" "Russia Sushi!" "President!" "Oh, Izaya!" "Yo." "You're working as hard as ever." "You've been coming to Ikebukuro often, lately." "Stop by the restaurant." "We just opened a new can today." "Fresh fish!" "Sorry." "I'm actually busy." "I'll drop by soon!" ""You cannot hide an eel in a sack."" ""Don't talk about rope in a hanged man's house."" "Is that right?" "Okay!" "Let's list off the things we like about Anri, to see who understands her better." "Me first:" "She's erotic!" "That's what you start with?" "Why don't you stay away from "erotic"?" "Those who laugh at the erotic, die by the erotic." "I don't even know what that means..." "This was the first time she'd been friends with guys." "Okay, your turn, Mikado." "What do you like about Anri?" "This was the first time she'd been friends with guys." "Well I... um..." "No, more precisely..." "This is probably the first time she's truly been friends with anybody..." "You're saying there isn't anything good about her?" "Boo!" "No, more precisely..." "This is probably the first time she's truly been friends with anybody..." "That's not what I'm saying!" "Then say it." "Hurry up!" "Say it now!" "Well that's..." "Once, her role had only been making Mika Harima look better." "3, 2, 1, Ding ding!" "Time's up!" "Once, her role had only been making Mika Harima look better." "But that had been fine with her." "It had been a place for her." "But..." "With that now gone, she couldn't find anywhere to be." "Okay!" "To prove how eroticute Anri is, let's all go hit on some hotties!" "What kind of logic is that?" "H-Hit on girls?" "Don't worry." "You're just a trap to make the girls think since there's a girl, it's safe to go with us!" "You don't have to do a thing." "Wait, Masaomi" "Okay, let's go!" "Follow me!" "Let's ride on!" "Here we go!" "Masaomi?" "Masaomi!" "Was this really okay?" "It's fine." "He'll go hit on girls by himself anyway." "Oh, geez..." "I have to take care of everything for him." "He's so introverted, he needs a serious handicap." "I'm such a lady-killer." "Excuse me." "She knew that the two boys were interested in her." "But..." "The sunset is pretty!" "But there's a weird cloud over there." "It may rain later." "Let's be careful." "I will." "Um..." "What?" "I'll be going." "See you tomorrow!" "Okay..." "See you tomorrow..." "I shouldn't have mentioned the sunset..." "That was dumb." "If either were to ask her to date them, she'd probably have no answer." "She still loved Mika Harima." "And the two of them just as much..." "She still doesn't know the difference between friendship and love." "What do they mean to her?" "Mika Harima, Mikado Ryugamine, Masaomi Kida..." "You won't change your mind?" "After all, we can't do anything without you." "I told you, it's got nothing to do with me." "This isn't my place anymore." "I'm not coming back." "Not to this side." "Seriously?" ""Who Is the Slasher?"" ""Eight Victims This Month!" "Slasher attacks continue in Tokyo's Toshima district."" ""No connections among victims."" "The Slasher attacked a guy I know!" "Was he killed?" "(@_@)" "Moron." "The Slasher doesn't kill." "He slices them with a katana." "He doesn't kill?" "Boring. (-_-)" "The Slasher is the Dollars!" "They think they run Ikebukuro!" "It's got a big scythe, right?" "It's the Headless Rider." "I saw the Headless Rider attack someone!" "Seems like we see a lot more people wearing yellow recently." "Yellow?" "You're right." "You can see their colors, so they stand out more than the Dollars." "Oh, the Yellow Scarves?" "You know them, Setton?" "Yeah, I suppose." "They've been around a long time." "The Yellow Scarves..." "They were a gang that used to be in Ikebukuro." "They got in a fight with another gang and then vanished." "Ah, I've heard that story." "They're back, then?" "Ikeburo's gotten dangerous recently." "Really." "The police are scary, too." "No, really..." "Don't underestimate the police." "The police?" "She fell!" "Fail." "We just kind of lightly kicked her." "She's so clumsy." "She's a pinworm!" "What's that look?" "I don't think they're going to solve the Slasher case for a while." "By the way, did you hear it?" "The rumor that the Dollars are the Slasher." "Some people say they're the Black Rider, too." "Who said that?" "I think that's untrue." "Jokes aside..." "You really should watch out for the Yellow Scarves." "Some of them don't like how the Dollars..." "have grown in power while they were gone." "Really?" "Okay." "I'll be careful." "Jeez!" "After Mika, you're slutting it up with Mikado and Masaomi?" "And Nasujima, too?" "How many guys are you going to sell yourself to, you whore?" "You can't live without being a parasite, feeding off someone." "Pinworm!" "The girl thought to herself that what they said was true." "She'd been dependent on Mika Harima." "And now..." "Why so quiet?" "Why not say something?" "Do pinworms not have mouths?" "Perhaps she was dependent on the two young boys, too." "She was trying to find her place in them." "You stink, pinworm..." "Don't even come to school." "Two of my boyfriends were beaten up because of you!" "What's wrong with you?" "Huh?" "This is how she protected herself, her heart..." "Nothing happens." "Nothing changes." "That was her everyday life." "Your room's nearby, right?" "We'll drop by!" "We'll see what you've got hiding." "Take us there." "Saika has entered the chat room" "She's here!" "Huh?" "Cut." "Cut." "Cut." "Cut." "I'm the one who wants to cut you!" "Was wrong." "I'm the one who wants to cut you!" "Was wrong." "She's the one who's been trolling boards about Ikebukuro for the last six months, isn't she?" "Weak." "Wrong." "Can't." "Control." "Want is desire." "Weak." "Wrong." "Can't." "Control." "Want is desire." "We didn't block her yet?" "Weak." "Wrong." "Can't." "Control." "Want is desire." "I did!" "Weak." "Wrong." "Can't." "Control." "Want is desire." "But it just doesn't work!" "Love, Not enough, Love" "Love, Not enough, Love Oh, I see..." "Love, Want, Human Oh, I see..." "Love, Want, Human" "Love, Want, Human I'm blocking her remote host," "Love, Want, Human but then she immediately comes in from a different host." "More, Strong, Love, Want but then she immediately comes in from a different host." "More, Strong, Love, Want" "More, Strong, Love, Want A proxy?" "Wish, I, Mom, Mom A proxy?" "Wish, I, Mom, Mom" "Wish, I, Mom, Mom I don't think it's a proxy." "Wish, I, Mom, Mom It's kinda scary." "Mom." "Mom." "Mom." "Mom." "Mom." "Mom." "Nothing happens." "Nothing changes." "That was her..." "Are there any dreams left in this age?" "Konna jidai ni wa yume ga aru no ka na?" "I'm just sick of saying that Sonna kuchiguse wa iiakita kedo" "And I thought about acting tough Zutto warubutte kita tsumori dakedo" "But lately, I just don't see the point Saikin sore sae mo munashiku naru n da" "And "I miss you" "Aitai" to ka" "Is just as jarring and pointless a phrase in this town Yoku nita machi ni karamawaru zatsuon no phrase" "I won't be fooled by that (Not by that) Sonna mono de (Sonna mono ja nee) damasarenai" "My own feelings are all I need to understand Jibun no omoi nara wakatteru n da" "We're free Bokura wa jiyuu da" "Somewhere, you're praying that your dreams will come true Kanawanu yume nante nai to dokoka negau n da" "Because everyone does that Daremo sou yatte" "Find them yourself, keep running and looking for them Jibun sagashiteru n da hashiri tsuzukete mieta mono ga" "That's the answer you get Sore ga kotae datte" "We're free Bokura wa jiyuu da" "Seeking the light, like butterflies Hikari wo motomeru tatoeba chou no you" "Our wings shining Hane kagayakase" "Even if our hearts lose their freedom in the strong winds in the sky Kokoro wa oozora tsuyoi kaze de jiyuu ushinattemo" "We don't want any regrets Koukai wa shitaku nai" "We're free Bokura wa jiyuu da" "Seeking the light Hikari wo motomeru" "We're free Bokura wa jiyuu da" "Seeking the highest point Takami wo motomeru" "This program is a work of fiction." "Any resemblance to people, parties, or situations is purely coincidental." "Next Time on Durarara!" "TURMOIL REIGNS" "Next Time on Durarara!" "TURMOIL REIGNS The Slasher is somewhere in this town." "Next Time on Durarara!" "TURMOIL REIGNS Every time there's an attack," "Next Time on Durarara!" "TURMOIL REIGNS terror spreads a thousand rumors across the stagnant night." "Next Time on Durarara!" "TURMOIL REIGNS However..." "Next Time on Durarara!" "TURMOIL REIGNS Next time:" "Turmoil Reigns."