"During the 60's and the 70's" "The boxing-ring was an arena filled with blood, desires and heroes" "In the ring, there were only two outcomes" "Winners and Losers" "Winners possess glory and applause" "Losers have nothing but their tails between their legs" "Though this isn't the time about heroes and their fists anymore" "But the consequences of winners and losers also exist far beyond the ring" "Take a look at this young fellow" "(WONG You-Nam as "CHEUNG")" "fragile and pathetic" "but back in the day, he was known as the "Winning Superman"" "And this is his opponent, his ONLY opponent" "MANG" "Winning Superman had a record of 147 winning streaks" "MANG could never escape from his "Justice"" "However, that was all in the past" "Let's talk about the present" "He is really pathetic right now" "As we all know, work place is a battlefield" "He fails at everything, has asthma and despised by everyone around him... surviving at the bottom of the food chain in a real estate company" "He is the face you find when you look up "LOSER" in the dictionary" "Pick it up!" "You loser!" "Are you stupid?" "Coward!" "Rubbish!" "Day after day, he's being yelled at," "The more he's being yelled at, the less he performs" "But the less he performs, the more he's being yelled at" "Look, he's being yelled at again" "Sorry..." "I'm the one who's sorry!" "What had you contributed for the last 5 years you were here?" "!" "What do you want me to do with you?" "!" "...demote me?" "No doubt the boss is pissed" "So, he is assigned to a "big" project" "The boss grants him a 7 weeks no pay leave to settle a property development dispute in a village" "Even if he's unwilling he's incapable to revolt" "But at this very moment" "He sees... a TV commercial that will change his entire life" "Coke, please" "In the fridge, get it yourself" "Bottle opener?" "Do it yourself, $5" "Ladies and Gentlemen, martial arts is the trend" "The ring, is a symbol of dignity and fame" "I am not encouraging violence" "I just want to promote the spirit of martial arts... to facilitate our daily life" "As you can see..." "The journalist failed to aim at the target by throwing his shoes" "I don't mean to encourage throwing shoes" "But I encourage hitting target" "Here comes the chance" "There's no restriction of age or sex" "Everyone is welcome to participate in our tournament" "As long as you are healthy and physically fit" "We challenge you to sign up!" "(The Hong Kong Martial Arts Open wants you!" ")" "Where there's light, there's also darkness" "When CHEUNG has just recovered his morale" "Misfortune is once again casted upon him" "Hey kid!" "Hey kid, stay where you are!" "Hey, stop running, kid..." "I'm talking to you" "What?" "!" "Why did you shoot me?" "I don't know what you're talking about, I don't have a gun!" "No gun?" "What is this?" "Oh, you're dead meat!" "You broke my phone, you have to pay for it now!" "What the..." "I'm not arguing with you, stupid kid" "Hold it right there, I'm getting people to kick your ass!" "Pay up now!" "Kick my ass, huh?" "Yes, you loser!" "Kick my ass, huh, you little crappy kid!" "Come on, kick my ass!" "Idiot!" "kick my ass!" "Your parents never taught you anything, huh?" "Kid!" "(LAW Wing-Cheong as "BRONZE ROOSTER")" "You loser!" "You enjoy bullying little kids?" "!" " Your parents never taught you anything, huh?" " Sorry" "He just bullied me" "Good boy, my little brother" "He broke my phone too" "No problem, I'll get you a new one" "You enjoy bullying kids, huh!" "No, no..." " Run now, you loser!" " No..." "You messed with my baby brother, you're asking for it" "Go to hell!" "You punched my baby little brother" "Go to hell!" "Old fool, am I in your way?" "!" "Get outta here!" "Excuse me, pardon me... (LEUNG Siu-Lung as "tiger")" "Who asks you to stand?" "Saggy Ass, it looks like I'm really in your way!" "You guys seem to know Kung-fu" "Why don't you give me some face and let him go, please" "Okay, we let him go, and jump you instead" "I know some Kung-fu too myself" "What kind?" "Sweet and Sour Pork style?" "!" "You may insult me" "But don't you insult my Master!" "So what if I do?" "You and your Master can both kiss my ass!" "Get the hell outta here!" "Are you posting for a picture?" "You asked for it!" "Kid!" "Listen to me carefully..." "Chinese never fight with Chinese" "Understand?" "CHEUNG is now extremely excited" "The fire is bursting from his belly up to his throat" "Hence, he decides... to crunch his thirst first... (LAW'S TEA HOUSE)" "Can I have an iced-tea please?" "I thought he is from the "Tobacco Control Office"!" "Forget about him, let's get the story done" "We were talking about Master Law's story but it's just half way through, let's keep going" "Let me continue..." "Master Law and Master Tang had a secret duel" "At the beginning, Law thought that it was just a friendly combat" "Nothing lethal" "But Tang didn't think the same way" "His strikes were going for the kill" "It was the "Hexagon stances" and then the "Six Harmonies stances"" "Law couldn't stand a chance" "Didn't Law practice... the Stone, Standing and Fascinated Monkey stance?" "Of course he did, he mastered it!" "If Law was such a master, he wouldn't be in a coma for all these years" "I believe the truth speaks louder than anything" "It's now Law who's lying in bed" "You can't say about it!" "But he's lucky to have two pupils taking care of him for all these years though" "I remember when I married to this village years ago they were already taking care of him" "I say those two are just dumb always waiting for their Master to wake up they are now well into their 60's already they don't even know the world out there" "I don't know... if he's doing good or harm to... shhhh..." "DRAGON is coming down..." "Shut up...shut up... (CHAN Koon-Tai as "DRAGON")" "Hey, DRAGON is here" " Hi, DRAGON" " Morning, DRAGON" "You left your husband at home again, huh?" "Let's play chess again tonight..." "Sure, sure" "Morning..." "You again?" "You look great after being beaten up" "Not exactly..." "Master, can you teach me Kung-fu?" "This is good for you, try it" "It's not for internal but external use" "No, but Master..." "I really want to learn Kung-fu" "I don't want to be a loser and be bullied around anymore" "Stop bugging me, just go" " Go!" " No..." "Leave me alone and go!" "Hey boy, what are you doing in here?" "The kitchen is for employees only, get out" "I'm here to learn Kung-fu!" "Kung-fu?" "We just have tofu here!" "And here is a fool too" "Go, go, go, go..." "Here it is" "My dearest brother... (Turbo LAW as "JADE KlRlN")" "Who dared to hurt my beloved brother?" " It's you again!" " Come out right now!" "KWAl, call fel YEUNG immediately" "Stand out!" "Welcome, Sirs..." "Sir, you don't look familiar to me" "Is this your first time here?" "Stop pretending, someone saw the cripple with glasses came in here!" "Or did you say I am wrong?" "!" "No cripples here, and no one is wearing glasses!" "I think you've got it wrong, everyone here is healthy" "How dare you say my brother is wrong?" "DRAGON, are you okay?" "Stay cool..." "Stay cool..." "Sir" "I am very cool now" "Either you pay up or, hand me the cripple!" "Have I made myself clear?" "Hey, he's with him!" "The cripple must be here!" "What do you say now?" "Who are you?" "Why are you here?" "I don't know you, don't get me in trouble" "Leave now!" "Nobody is leaving!" "So that was you!" "Stay cool..." "Hey, that's enough!" "Stop now" "Who the hell are you?" "How dare you mess around here" "And who the hell are you?" "I am the day shift doorman of the "Tranquility ghetto"" ""Golden Swallow"" "The delivery person of "Curry in a Hurry"" ""Black Peony Sofia Loren"" "Garbageman of the "Clean  Fresh" garbage dumpster Ltd." "I am..." "Iron...shit" "I am the finance officer of the Residents' Committee of the Riviera Estate..." ""Jade Kirin"!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Let's settle it right here!" "Okay, come on then!" "Are you okay?" "You're into weapons, eh?" "!" "Go brothers!" "Let's go!" "Stay cool, people..." "People, be cool..." "Stay cool!" "You want to punch me too?" "(KOO KOON CHUNG as "FEl YEUNG")" "What?" "No sir, we're just dancing..." "All right people, settle down..." "What is this?" "A riot?" "Sir, it's just a misunderstanding" "They're here for tea and chat only" "Yes, we came here for tea and chat" "Get out of here, move, move..." "Just leave, everyone..." "Okay, let's go" "See you, DRAGON" "FEl YEUNG thank you so much" "Good thing KWAl called me" "DRAGON, what's going on?" "Please talk to tiger" "He is not as young as he was 30 years ago" "He's always drunk and giving you troubles!" "I just can't be around all the time" "I know, I will talk to him" "I have to go" "Come join us for dinner sometime, okay?" "All right" "(jia Xiao-Chen as "KWAl")" "I am so sorry..." "I just..." "You pervert, what are you up to?" "You okay?" "Let me see" " So much blood!" " You all right?" " I am sorry" " So sorry?" "If you don't leave now, I'll break your leg like mine" "Get out!" "Even though CHEUNG is rejected yet once again" "Misfortune isn't ready to leave him just yet" "He still has to continue with his so called "job"" "Meeting the big landlord of the village to discuss about the reclamations of his properties from the tenants" " But, he never could've anticipated..." " ls..." "Mr. CHUNG here, please?" "I am looking for Mr. CHUNG" "This is he!" "(MC Jin as "MANG")" "I'm from Rookie Property Company" "Our company, and your property, actually we are..." "Good job, you'll get your promotion soon!" "CHEUNG?" "CHEUNG!" "Do you remember me?" "It's me!" "You are..." "I am MANG!" ""Chiu Chow Memorial Elementary", we went to school together" "You used to beat me up everyday" "Then, I went to the US" " I was at the university of..." " MANG" "That's right, MANG..." "How are you?" "A real estate agent, huh?" "You must be very successful by now, eh?" "Actually, I'm here for..." "Look at you!" "You've been working out, haven't you?" "No, I haven't..." "Come on, put your things down" "You used to beat me all the time" "I bet my neck problem..." " is all your fault!" " No way" "Let's go outside and "catch up"!" "Please, no..." " Come on!" " no...no, I am sick" "Close the gate!" "Boss" "What?" "Someone is here for you" "Okay, just one sec..." "It's you again, loser!" "Are you okay?" "I was just warming up!" "You two know each other?" "I know him very well" "Good, this is my senior at the martial club... and my staff also he helps take care of "business"" "This is my old classmate, and now he came as an agent to help me" "I see, you are my boss's friend" "So, you are my friend" "Sorry about this morning, no offense" "So how're things going?" "Everything is ready, let's move" "Good, let's go" "Come on, let's have some fun" "At the very beginning, I was happy to sell my house but when I learned about the landlord's offer" "I can't even pay for a kitchen with the money!" "I'm definitely not going to sell it with that price!" "Hence, we should stick together and reject his offer!" "Don't sell it to him" "Right!" "I'm not selling too Reject him!" "(Susan SHAW as "Dr. FUN")" "I told you many times" "Don't hang this preserved duck here" "It stinks, and keeps the flies around," "This should be a clean environment and look this big piece of jade is not helping him breathe either" "I've explained it many times..." "I know," "Both the jade and the duck... are left by your master's late wife, we can't touch them, right?" "!" "By the way, Dr. FUN why have you come so often lately?" "The health of your master is getting worse" "I advise you to take him to the hospital as soon as possible" "And, you must be prepared, his days are numbered" "KWAl" "Go set up the dinner table" "Sure" "tiger" "What's up?" "I was thinking, we should end the lease of the tea house" "What?" "You want to close it down?" "Okay, we'll talk about it when Master wakes up" "When Master wakes up?" "Dr. FUN just said," "Master's days are numbered" "Senior, you're old enough to know better we just can't believe in everything we heard" "We've been waiting for 30 years already, why are we giving up now?" "Be practical, we don't even have money to pay the rent" "Maybe this is the chance for us to start fresh" "If money is the problem we can get one more job or I'll do it myself, if you won't!" "Stop kidding yourself" "You're drunk most time of the day and bringing back troubles" "I'm the one who always have to clean up your mess!" "So, you're the selfless one!" "Remember," "It's you who wanted me to work in the kitchen" "I am a martial artist, I am not a chef!" "All right, you want to close down the tea house" "Okay, either change it back to a martial arts club, or else, over my dead body!" "You're not too far!" "You're blind and crippled!" "How can you teach martial arts?" "I dare you to say that again!" "You want a piece, huh?" "!" "That's enough!" "Dr. FUN" "Stop fighting!" "Your master can hear you" "Goodbye, Dr. FUN" "Dr. FUN" "I have re-heated the food." "Let's eat, okay?" "You've known each other forever, forget about it" "Uncle DRAGON...oh," "Uncle tiger, have some eggs" "Good girl" "Hey!" "You can do anything just because you are senior?" "If you eat eggs, your legs will swell up tomorrow" "Your arms will swell up too!" "I love eggs, I'll have them all!" "Here we are" "The villagers here all demand more money for their houses" "Especially these old timers!" "50 years ago, my dad signed a fixed term tenancy agreement with them" " Are you OK?" " I just can't do anything with them" "They are stopping me from my money" " What took you so long?" "Let's go..." " OK!" " Remember to get the tenancy agreement!" " Alright!" "That's enough, let's go!" "I'll go check outside" "What are you doing?" "Go upstairs and find the lease!" "You again?" "It's none of my business, I am not with them" "Go in" "I gave you a chance this morning, but now you ask for it!" "I am giving you a lesson!" "He stinks, is he dead?" "Shut up and look for the lease!" "Nothing here" "Is it under the corpse?" "Move him..." "Why are you following me?" "I just want to help" "If you are a man, get down and help them" "Beat them to death" "What are you doing here?" "Hands off!" "Shut up" "Old dogs!" "You were all cocky this morning?" "Not so cocky now, huh!" "Broke my arm?" "This is fun, huh?" "!" "You cripple" "You know Kung-fu, eh?" "Fun, eh?" "Zombie!" "Zombie!" "Run!" "Shit..." "Go, go, go!" "We better go now!" " There's a walking corpse..." " What?" "!" "Split!" "Go, go, go!" "Master..." "Get out of here!" "Master..." "I am sorry!" "You mean just now or this morning?" "You better leave" "Can you lend me $20 for the bus?" "No!" "Why are you still here!" "Go away!" "I wanted to learn Kung-fu..." "But, look at them now..." "What are you saying?" "Forget it..." "They are really awesome!" "Several decades ago, Master LAW's name was legendary!" "Everyone respected him" "That's right, years ago, Master LAW and "The Gate of Law"" "were both notoriously legendary!" "Master LAW was a true gallant He was extremely strict to his pupils, but followers kept lining up" "Amongst the pupils, he treated DRAGON and tiger... as his own sons" "One day, a Kung-fu master "TANG" paid a visit from the north and challenged LAW to a fight at the mountain peak" "The two combated for 65 rounds" "Master LAW still had the upper hand" "But a strange breeze passed by" "Suddenly, Master LAW had a stroke, and never came out of the coma" "The rumor of Master LAW's defeat spread like flash and all his pupils started to leave him" "Only DRAGON and tiger stayed and kept waiting for LAW to wake up" "Eventually, "The Gate of LAW" had to shut down and became "LAW's Tea House"" "Ten years had passed" "One day," "A widow came to the tea house" "When a bunch of gangsters went after her" "DRAGON and tiger helped them" "But there were too many of them for the two to handle" "They broke DRAGON's arm" "And tiger's leg" "Then on, they never left the place" "How did you know all that?" "Because I am the daughter of the widow" "We've done everything we could but I just don't know how to tell you the patient... (Mutters...)" "He's dead?" "Dead?" "What?" "Master is dead?" "He woke up!" "He woke up from the coma?" "He is awake!" " You can go in and see him" " He is awake!" "Thank you!" "Let's go in!" "No, just wait" "Look at us, how can he see us like this?" "(TEDDY robin as "MASTER LAW")" "Look at you two Shitheads!" "Thin and weak, you haven't been training at all!" "I always tell you to train more but you two never listened" "You two are disgraceful" "Master Master" "Hold it right there!" "Old fellows, who are you?" "Master, I am tiger, your pupil!" "I am DRAGON, remember?" "Damn!" "I don't have such old pupils!" "tiger, show them the way out!" "Master!" "Stop!" "Please leave!" "tiger, show them the way out!" "DRAGON, pour me some tea" "Master, don't you recognize me?" "tiger, I told you to show them the way out" "DRAGON, pour me some tea first" " Master..." " No more jokes" "tiger, get them out of here" "DRAGON, I said pour me some tea" "Please!" "Where is my wife?" "I am asking about my wife" "She's...er...de..." "Denmark?" "What's she doing in Denmark?" "Denmark is a nice place, let her have a little fun then" "I hate the smell of hospital, it stinks" "Nothing smells better than my preserved duck" "DRAGON, where is my preserved duck?" "Although he's awake now, but I can't promise anything" "Perhaps he has been in a coma for 30 years," "He might not remember many things, or even people" "And he's quite disorientated" "If he wants anything, just try your best to satisfy him" "Do not aggravate him" "What?" "He is awake now, what else do you want?" "You think he is our Master?" "You heard the doctor" "He just woke up, he's disorientated" "At least he remembers our names" "Is that what you think?" "No matter what, once our Master, forever our Master" "Otherwise, why wait 30 years?" "Let's go back and get the preserved duck" "I'll stay here" "You can't even do a regular stance, shitheads!" "Master, tea" "Thank you" "tiger, among all the pupils, your foundation is the worst" "And, you are also impatient" "Trouble always finds its way to you and DRAGON always cleans up your mess" "But, nevermind" "You are bold and strong" "The law of combat is:" "1.Guts 2.Power 3.Skills" "You'll be good when the time comes, you will be champ!" "Go rest you okay?" "You should talk to Master LAW" "What's your name?" "My friend calls me LAWSON" "Other people address me as Mr. LAW" "I am also a Tai-chi master, I can teach you" "I have a nickname too, Tai-chi LAWSON" "Do you have an English name?" "No" "I do, you can call me Ben" "I only let girls call me Ben" "Kid, now that Master mistakes you... as the two of us" "The doctor said we shouldn't aggravate him" "So, you have to help us with the situation" "Remember, he needs his tea everyday before training at 5am" "But he is really picky" "He drinks Pu-er in summer and Sou-mei in winter" "He saved the preserved duck for a special occasion" "But he wants to smell it all the time" "His wife made it for him, so don't lose it!" "And his huge jade pendant, it is his wife's dowry, he won't let it out of his sight" "Other than these, "The Gate of LAW" is his everything" "You can never let him know that it's now a tea house" "No matter what, he must not know" "If you help me, I'll consider teaching you" "The tablet of "The Gate of LAW"" "is a double-edged sword to DRAGON and tiger it gives them both dignity and also burden" "The awakening of Master LAW will bring forth what kind of destiny here after?" "Ladies and Gentlemen, if you are physically fit" "You can face everyday's challenge" "Martial Arts Tournament is a healthy sport" "If your martial arts club is registered with us we welcome you to join" "Get up!" "You lazy ass!" "Back to "The Gate of LAW"" "Hello, hello..." "Hello..." "Uncle DRAGON, Master LAW is now discharged from the hospital" "He wants to come back now" "What?" "I'm not done here yet!" "Stall him, no matter how, just stall him" "Dr. FUN" "I'm here to see your master, you're off today?" "Master is awake now, he is coming back from the hospital" "You need help?" "Okay" "Here you go" "Thanks" "Sweetie, may I have your name?" "How did he wake up?" "Why didn't you call me about this?" "I have got no time to explain" "The tablet was still here last night," " where is it now?" " How did he wake up?" "Why didn't you tell me about it last night?" "I'll explain later help me fix up this place first" "So heavy" "You should've told me earlier for something that's so important" "I'm all confused right now" "Me too" "I think I better leave now before he comes back" "You're hopeless!" "Can't even do a damn thing right!" "I just asked you to bring me that duck, yet you fail!" "I'll chop your arm off if you lost it!" "Not you, don't be scared" "Let me tell you..." "Master LAW asks for his duck" "The preserved duck?" "I can't even find the tablet!" "Try to stall him, don't come back just yet!" "Nothing I can do, we're almost there!" "I am leaving" "Dr. FUN, please don't go!" "I beg you to do one last thing for me" "Damn, what should we do now?" "First, get me a duck" "Okay, okay" "There's no duck but chicken" "No worries" "Is that how you make it?" "Look, look, look, look, I'm doing it!" "It is like a salted chicken rather than a preserved duck" "You need some chili sauce?" "Shut up and keep quiet!" "You ask for my help, now I'm helping" "Go get me the stinkiest Chinese medicine" "What?" "The Chinese medicine which stinks most" "Okay" "Are we there yet?" "Why is it taking forever?" "I told you to take a cab" "This is a cab" "Cabs don't look like this!" "Dr. FUN, this stinks most" "Okay, put it down you go do your things" "Are you ready?" "Not yet, it's still a mess, try to stall him a bit more" "Old fellow, it's you again?" "Why is he here?" "Well, he is..." "Oh, he is his pupil" "Yes, I am your pupil's pupil" "Why does my martial club look like a restaurant?" "Well, this is a new packaging" "Refreshments in front, and train Kung-fu in the back" "Shitheads!" "Martial club is martial club, restaurant is restaurant" "Now, it's neither a club nor a restaurant" "It's now a dump!" "You fools!" "Grand Master, It's under renovation right now that's why it's a bit messy" "When it's fixed, it will have a new look" "The weapon stand will be placed over there" "Shitheads!" "You messed everything up when I am not around!" "Dust everywhere!" "You have no discipline!" "When my wife comes back and sees this, you're dead!" "Where is my duck?" "Oh, let me get it for you" "(Frozen Chicken as "PRESERVED DUCK")" "Fools!" "Get up by yourselves" "Grand Master, here's the duck" "It's different!" "It smells even better!" "Where is my tablet?" "I didn't see it on my way in!" " Master Grand" " Master" " Master - master" "He...he is a new pupil too" "What are you doing with my tablet?" "Grand Master, I am the new pupil, CHEUNG" "The tablet has been renewed" "You took in so many pupils while I was gone?" ""The Gate of LAW" won't take three kinds of pupils!" "First, people with long hair" "Second, to learn Kung-fu for health and fitness purposes" "Third, ugly people!" "Luckily, you two are both handsome!" "Master LAW" "(CHAN Wai-Man as "MASTER PONG")" "Long time no see" "Glad to know that you're awake, so I bring my pupils to visit you" "This is a small token of our respect" "Do I know you?" "Your pupils are ugly!" "Who do you think you are?" "I am the new landlord here, Big CHUNG is my dad" "You received my resumption notice and never got back to me" "So you're Big CHUNG's son" "You want the place back?" "You want us to move out?" "What?" "If it wasn't for me," "Big CHUNG should've died long ago!" "He wanted me to take this place, but I refused" "I never asked for anything when I help but I pay rent, kid" "It's black and white written on the lease" "He leased it to me for my entire life" "If you have doubts, ask Big CHUNG to see me" "Old man, you're toying with me?" "Asking my late father to see you?" "!" "MANG, lower your voice when you talk to Master LAW be respectful" "Now I recognize you!" "You're Master PONG, I saw you on TV" "This is perfect!" "We will enter your martial arts competition" "You are most welcome" "My pupils sure want to fight with yours" "And defend my master's reputation" "Ha!" "Any of mine can win!" "I'll see you in the ring!" "Let's go!" "Why are you all still standing?" "Training starts tomorrow!" "We will fight!" "BEN" "Harder" "Come on, harder" "All you do is touch my hands maybe some other parts of the body" "At your age, you must've some secret techniques" "Stop teasing me and do it already" "BEN, I am FUN" "Don't you remember me?" "Since we were young..." "Which night club did you work at?" "Who is this broad?" "Hello" "Hey, smarty pants!" "I didn't know you went undercover for me" "I almost revealed your identity" "I've got a plan" "First of all" "That contract they have with my dad, it means nothing it's just a stupid sheet of paper, so all you gotta do is to steal it for me that way I can get rid of them, and I don't even pay them a penny" "Got it?" "Peace out, y'all" "Hello?" "What the?" "I don't know what you're saying, it's all in English" "This is more like it" "This is how a real martial club should look like" "I just don't know what they are doing over there" "Master, we have been promoting the tournament, and applications fly in" "I bet our club will become No.1 soon after" "I have everything planned out for marketing" "You should concentrate on your training first" "Why bother" "They're just a bunch of losers" "All useless" "I can handle them all by myself" "You shouldn't talk like that" "My master used to respect Master LAW a great deal" "But time is different now" "You're still asleep?" "You're in deep trouble today" "Master is very strict about training" "Especially when he wants to enter the tournament" "He'll give you the training from hell" "Now Master mistakes you as the both of us" "So your training is doubled" "Enjoy" "Sleep tight, kid" "DRAGON and tiger, your basic skills are sufficient" "You two can take the day off" "Step aside and be my assistants" " But Grand Master" " Shut up, stay still" "Your handicapped pupils are in deep shit now" "Start from the basics" "Let me see" "Useless!" "Not completely useless" "Hand me a watermelon" "Yes" "Crush it with your hands" "Well, that I can't" "So, it's useless!" "Cut it up for me to eat" "Again, it's useless!" "When I fight, I am fierce" "The other leg is much stronger" "Stronger, huh?" "Starting from scratch" "Symmetrical Stance" "Bow Stance" "T Stance" "Strike Stance" "I can't go down anymore" "Grand Master, I can make it, look at me" "You think this is okay?" "You can go down now" "Those guys are hopeless" "You're here again?" "This is the herbal chicken soup... you used to love" "Noway, I liked to drink this?" "Be careful, it's hot" "Finished" "You're all wrong!" "So quick?" "Have one more then" "No, no, no!" "Keep going, keep going" "No, no, no!" "you are the crme de la shit!" "Don't stop unless I tell you!" "Your legs should be higher up" "My legs are higher than yours" "Look," "I'm fine, I'm not touching the floor" "Okay, that's it for today" "Now, go make me supper" "Let me, let me make it" "Move over, you're such a sissy" "Take off your pants and rub on the medicine" " Grand Master" " You don't know how to rub it on, let me do it!" "Grand Master will treat you" "Put your leg over here" "I won this medal when I was eight" "Since then, I've won nothing" "But I have kept it in my pocket all these years" "I use it to encourage myself" "Why are you telling me this?" "I want you to keep it for me" "When I win at the tournament, then you return it to me" "Why should I keep this piece of junk for you?" "It's just a little thing" "Please keep it for a little while, okay?" "Don't blame me if I lose it" "Grand Master, gentler please" "Don't be a girl, it's good for you" "Hey, get your hands off" "Stop yelling, I am now rubbing him" "Grand Master, he's grabbing my hand" "Hands off" "It's okay, be a man" "It really hurts" "Don't worry, it's almost your turn" "You don't have to wait any longer" "Grand Master, maybe I should go check in the kitchen" "Where are you going?" "It's your turn" "Grand Master, I'm all right now" "Don't run, come back" "You're such a naughty girl" "Jab" "Now elbow" "Look at them, it's a disgrace even if we beat them" "Registering for the tournament?" "Yes, Ma'am" "It's simple to register" "We just need a health report and registration fee" "All participants must not engage in any street fights... prior the tournament" "Such hassle" "How much is the registration fee?" "HK$30,000 only" "We will even print T-shirts for you" "How about this grey one from my club?" "Sorry, the official T-shirt is white" "I think it's a money trap" "How can we pay for it?" "That's right!" "We're not registering anymore" "Sure, take your time to think it over" "Let's go" "What are we going to tell Master?" "Let me handle it, let's go" "So, this is it?" "Yes" "Let's think it over" "Forget about it, let's go" "(Ll Hai-Tao as "PONG KA KWUN")" "You really want to fight?" "Okay, go for it!" "You fools!" "None of you are up to any standards" "From now on, you'll have the training from hell" "Yes" "If your arms are weak, train your punches" "If your legs are weak, train your kicks" "Body is driven by heart" "Heart collaborates mind" "Mind collaborates "Chi" (Energy)" ""Chi" collaborates spirit" "Spirit collaborates method" "Method collaborates with emptiness" "Why print T-shirts when we can write on it" "Grand Master, what is this word?" "It's the word "Awesome"" "Take this to the pawn shop" "Grand Master, but this is from your wife" "If I don't make use of it, she will get mad at me" "The two things are obvious in May" "Rain and Kapok" "If it doesn't rain, the Kapok snow will be so beautiful" "Kapok?" "I've never seen it before" "This is not correct, hold your fists tightly" "Let me teach you the way of 3-stars" "Okay" "When you kick, you have to put your hips into it" "Yes" "To the left, higher higher okay more to the right, higher..." "What?" "Where?" "Okay, almost done" "Coming, coming" "Get ready Come here" "Over there" "Shut up" "Smile" "We're here to register" "Here's all the money" "Sorry, we need to count it" "Please take a seat" "It's all there, no need to count it" "Hey, go check the place out" "Yes" "There's only a little kid here" "You've come for registry?" "Good, since you're here" "Let's have a go" "Just a friendly game, not a street fight" "Go ahead, try him" "Try the way of 3-stars" "This kid is cocky" "Where is Master LAW?" "You can call me Ben" "This machine... is too easy" "The way of 3-stars is a must when you challenge any martial clubs" "Train with the wooden stand to harden your arms" "Your stance is never steady" "You have to collaborate your hip with your stance then you're able to seize the opportunity to attack" "Good, good" "I told you he's good" "Everyone can see that he's good" "No good, Split!" "Grand Master" "What's no good?" "The girls here are no good, follow me" "Let's go" "That disloyal punk!" "Welcome bosses" "I am a vip here, ask Bobo and 77 here to serve us" "They have long since retired..." "How about Pink Lotus?" "My mother is no longer with us anymore" "Where is she?" "Ask her to come back!" "Boss, how about this" "Let me introduce you to the best girls in our club, okay?" "Don't mind me just take care of the two virgins behind me" "This way please, bosses" "This is the first time I take you out enjoy yourselves tonight" "Remember, don't be scared by what's in front of you!" "(Master LAW)" "You have my permission to go wild tonight" "Enjoy yourselves, don't be shy" "Go ahead, have fun" "This is a night to remember" "This is great, huh?" "Let me sing a song to celebrate this special day" "You are so cute" "Woo, your tummy is very hard" "Your mustache is so cute" "Handsome, what should we call you?" " Er..." " Don't be shy" "You're so cute when you're shy" ""Asleep for a century, our nation has woken up"" "Come on out and sing together" ""Open your eyes, and look carefully"" ""Who'd want to admit they're weak"" "Your turn" ""Because of flinch, our enemies become arrogant"" ""Let's shout, shout loudly!"" "KWAl, I am so sorry about just now" "I didn't know those seniors were into that kind of place" "It's okay, as long as they're having fun" "TRUE" "I have to pack up and get ready to leave anyway" "What?" "You're leaving?" "Yes" "When the tournament is over, I'll go back to Shanghai" "Shanghai?" "Actually I came here for my summer holiday without telling my mom" "When I was a kid my mom used to tell me stories about "The Gate of Law" and the uncles" "I was curious, and really wanted to meet them in person" "I always suspect that my mom likes one of them" "Your mom has got taste" "Them two?" "You must be kidding me" "I was worried about them and didn't want to leave yet" "But now, I'm not worried anymore" "Oh yes, here you go" "So soon?" "I haven't fought yet" "No, you fought well today" "Actually I think winning is not everything" "You've changed a lot since we first met" "You noticed that I'm different too?" "If I win the tournament, could you..." "What?" "Get out!" "Behind you, run!" "Run!" "Go get Master LAW" "I can fight too" "I'll handle it, go" "Hold it, stop" "Master LAW, Uncle DRAGON, Uncle tiger..." "You have to go into the alley, don't you?" "You ungrateful punk!" "I wasn't finished with you yet today, where are you going?" "!" "I will not fight with you in the street" "You chicken?" "I will not fight back" "Fight back" "I repeat, I will not fight back" "I told you to hit me" "Why can't you leave me alone?" "This is the question I asked... when we were kids" "Why did I hide from you whenever I saw you?" "Why was I such a chicken shit?" "Why did I flee to the US?" "To hide from you!" "Look at you!" "It's different now," "I have everything!" "I want my revenge!" "I'm bullying you, so what are you going to do about it?" "Stop" "Get lost" "What are you doing, Granny?" "I said, get lost" "Go" "What the hell are you staring at?" "Not that easy" "My pupils won't fight with you" "If you want to fight, fight with me" "Good" "Attack!" "You old fart!" "Go to hell!" "He might not remember anyone..." " Master, what should we do..." " After the tournament..." "Where is my wife?" "Master, I am your pupil" "Master..." "Get me his medicine, hurry up!" " Medicine!" "Now!" " Bastards, how dare you hit my master" "I'll kill you" "Take care of Master" "Attack!" "Move, I'll show him!" "tiger, don't fight" "I forbid you to fight" "You hit my Master!" "You hit my Master!" "Freeze" "Everyone hold it right there" "Console, there's a fight on Canton Rd..." "Master, you were right" "Those people are nuts" "I already called the cops" "Yes, I've decided to disqualify them" "Okay" "They fought back, so they are disqualified" "I don't care for this kind of tournament" "It's not like you and I have to participate" "This is not the time of fists and fierce anymore" "Everything is about packaging and promotion" "Let MANG and others win, that's all" "I almost forgot we can't smoke inside the martial club anymore" "I'll be outside" "Grand Master..." "He is fine" "But he fainted just now" "I am the doctor, if I say he's okay, he is okay" "Told you I was okay, and you were going to send me to the hospital" "I feel energized right now" "Get some rest now, together, we'll kick their asses" "Grand Master, we are disqualified" "So what?" "The boxing-ring is only a name" "If you want to fight, the ring could be anything in the world" "How many times have I told you" "If you just want better health" "Go hike, swim and ride a bike" "But you learn Kung-fu to fight" "With your fists, you have to open your own path in life with it" "I, am only a person" ""The Gate of LAW" is only a place" "These are not important" "Most important of all, it's you" "DRAGON..." "I know you're exhausted in these 30 years" "I know, I really know that" "You're way tougher than I am" "Master" "tiger, you are tough too" "I know you are a great fighter" "I forbid you to fight because I'm afraid you'll kill someone" "Kid" "I still want to fight" "But I don't want to lose" "If you don't fight, then you won't lose" "But if you fight, you must win" "All right, go to sleep now" "I will cook my preserved duck" "We'll fight together after we finished the duck" "Go, go, go!" "Get some rest now, go..." "Go, go, go!" "Rest up for the fight" "Go now, it's getting late" "We'll have a great fight together" "What?" "Go..." "It's okay, rest up" "FUN" "What is this amulet for?" "To protect your family" "Awesome!" "Go, let's get to the ring" "Hand me the wine" "This is the lease of this place" "Take it back and finish your job" "We know why you came here" "MANG has told us everything" "We know everything" "Thank you for everything you've done for us" "But now, it has come to an end" "I never lied to you" "We still have to face the reality" "We have many things to take care of" "You have your own path" "Come have tea with us when you have time and we'll be happy" "If you don't trust me" "I'll prove it to you, I'll go fight them now" "You can't even get pass their gate" "Even you've improved with your skills" "But it's only good for show" "If you get hurt you will live like us, crippled for life" "Now that Master is gone" "To fight or not, has nothing to do with you no more" "Leave now" "Two things are obvious in May" "Rain and Kapok" "If it doesn't rain, the Kapok snow will be so beautiful" "Little sisters, you should all get closer to him" "Okay" "Okay, ready... (Master Pong's Martial Club wins all)" "Master PONG, people think... the whole thing is just a publicity stunt what do you have to say?" "It is just not true" "Nowadays, it's not that simple... to promote martial arts" "Master, we've done it" "We've got the fame" "We've got the money" "Our club will flood with pupils after this" "Okay, well done" "What are you doing here?" "I'm here to give you this letter of challenge" "What the hell is this, elementary diploma?" "Tonight at "The Gate of LAW"" "I will be waiting for you" "What is this?" "A Kung-fu movie?" "Just send us an email will do" "I think he went crazy" "I haven't received any letters of challenge for a long time" "I think this is going to be interesting" "Master, this challenge is meaningless and not necessary" "I don't know why you even bother" "Master" "You're here too" "Do you have to be this serious?" "I can handle it alone" "But we must call all the medias here then it's worth it" "Why did you hit me?" "Shut it" "When you go in just sit there and keep your mouth shut" "Go" "You're here alone?" "Yes" "Gutsy" "I won't hold back once we've started" "Me neither" "You should surrender now" "I thought you're not fighting?" "Master said the ring is everywhere" "If I fight, I'll fight here!" "You've done well" "From now on, you can call me Master" "Master PONG" "I am so sorry about Master LAW's death" "It's a sad lost" "Tonight, enjoy your fight" "I came all because of your letter of challenge" "I'm not here for that kid's invite" "May we proceed?" "Master tiger" "I am the worst pupil of "The Gate of LAW"" "Master, what are their styles?" "Just concentrate and observe" "No!" "Enough!" "Stop, His stamina is not to be compared with the young" "Wow, what stinks?" "Why kneel that easily?" "What did Master say?" "If you don't fight, then you won't lose" "Once you fight, you must win!" "tiger" "Oh shit!" "Do you understand?" "After a few decades, you will" "Do you understand?" "I don't" "There are only two kinds of people within the ring" "There are also two kinds of people outside the ring" "I suddenly remember an old friend once said" ""lt ain't about how hard you hit"" ""It's about how hard you can get hit..."" ""and keep moving forward"" "CHEUNG" "MANG" "You do deserve a butt kicking..."