"♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪" "♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪" "♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪" "♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪" "♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪" "♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪" "♪ In the Loud house ♪" "♪ In the Loud house ♪" "♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪" "♪ Is how we show our love ♪" "♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪" "♪ One boy and ten girls ♪" "♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪" "♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪" "♪ Loud house ♪ *THE LOUD HOUSE* Season 02 Episode 06a (HDTV)" "Poo-poo." ""Vantastic Voyage" Synchronized by srjanapala [upbeat rock music]" "♪ ♪" "Okay, kids, steady as she goes." "[all grunting]" "Lola, you are not in a parade." "Get down here and help us push." "Mom, this is the third time" "Vanzilla's broken down this week." "Don't you think it might be time for a new car?" "I would love a new car, guys." "It's your dad who won't go for it." "Vanzilla was his father's van, and his grandfather's." "Someday, he hopes to pass it on to you, Lincoln." "[scattered laughter] You're stuck with it." "[all grunting]" "Thanks for the assist, kids." "Uh, after dinner, uh," "I'll need a push to ceramics class." "[all groan]" "There's got to be some way we can convince Dad to get a new car." "You heard Mom." "All our arguments are just going to stall." "[laughs] Get it?" "Unless we try the subliminal approach." "all:" "Mm-hmm." "Wait, where's Lola?" "I got knocked off by a tree branch three blocks back!" "Thanks for noticing!" "♪♪" "Here you go, Dad." "We made you blueberry brand-new-van cakes." "[gasps] [chomping]" "Is that a new shirt, Dad?" "You look van-tastic in it." "Yeah, Dad, you da van!" " Thanks, girls." " Whoops, got a little hood ornament on your face." "[whistling]" "Dad, can you help me with this math problem?" "If Mr. Cloud's van stalls out ten miles from his office, how late will Mr. Cloud be for his important meeting?" "Well, based on my experience from last Tuesday," "I'd say about three hours, and boy is he gonna stink." " Thanks, Dad." " No problem, sweetie." "[resumes whistling]" "[sniffing]" "Whoa Nelly!" "What is that glorious smell?" "It's like warm bread, roses, and puppies all rolled into one." "Just my latest experiment." "I've recreated the intoxicating new car smell." "Wait, new cars smell like this?" "I had no idea." "I don't know what's come over me, but I suddenly think it's time the Louds get a new minivan!" "[all cheering]" "Lola and I've been working on a new song." "It's called "Happiness Is A New Van."" "Can it." "He already said yes." "We've been practicing for four hours!" "Sit down!" "And a one, a two, a one, two, three, four!" "[car honks] all:" "Whoa!" "Ain't she a beaut?" "I fell in love the minute I took her for a test drive." "Check this out." "[beeps] all:" "Yay!" "all:" "Oh!" "Da-da-da-da-da-da, not so fast." "This van is brand new and I wanna keep it that way." "Shoes off!" "From now on you'll wear these booties." "Now, line up for inspection." "Uh-huh, so no history of flaking skin, projectile vomiting, or leaky bowel syndrome." "You may enter." "Okay, gang, let's take her for a ride." "[engine turns over] [gear shifts]" "Everybody out." "Don't smudge the door handles." " [all clamoring]" " That was like the shortest ride ever!" "Now, guys, we don't wanna rack up the mileage on Veronica." " Who?" " Oh, that's the name" "I gave my little baby." "Now everybody out." "Dad, can I borrow, um, Veronica tomorrow?" "[laughs]" "Oh, wait, you're serious." "Oh, sorry, honey, nobody drives her but me." "And me, of course." "[laughs]" "Oh, wait, you're serious too?" "♪♪" "I can't believe Dad won't let you drive the new van." "How are we supposed to get to the mall and junk?" "I have a plan." "[piped music playing]" "Hello, ladies, I'm Steve." "You interested in this beauty?" "Very interested, Steve." "But we'll need to take it for a test drive." "Sure." "[pop music]" "Wait, did you say "test"?" "Lori, I didn't study." "♪ ♪" "Dad, what are you wearing?" "It's a beaded vest!" "I got his and hers for me and Veronica." "Uh, wow, that's... uh, wow." " Listen, can I get a ride?" " No can do, son." "Veronica and I have a very special outing planned. [bird chirping] [bird chirping]" "Don't even think about it, pal." "Hi, I'll take three double bacon cheeseburgers and three drinks." "Girls, getting fast food is not usually part of the test drive." "Duh, we got to test the cup holders." "And we got you a double bacon cheeseburger." "Oh." "I'm vegan, but what the heck." "[chomps]" "Get this, my wife actually wanted to take Veronica grocery shopping." "I mean, what if her dang protein shakes spilled, huh?" "I'd never forgive myself." "Ah, I never let my family in Sophia." "Gotta protect her fine Italian leather." "Isn't that right, bellissima?" "[car honks] Whoa, check out Kotaro." "What's he driving?" "Gentlemen of the Royal Woods minivan society, allow me to present Marilyn." "Va-va-voo!" "Okay, we all know why we're here." "Dad is out of control with the new van." "Yeah, it's almost enough to make you miss Vanzilla." "She was a hunk of junk, but at least we could be ourselves." "That's it, then." "We gotta convince Dad to trade in Veronica, and get Vanzilla back." "Easier said than done." "[exhales deeply]" "Veronica, will you accept this key ring as a symbol of my love?" "Oh, for Pete's sake." "Looks like we're gonna have to go subliminal again." "all:" "Mm-hmm." "Um, I don't understand how shopping is part of the test drive." "Duh, we need to see how many bags the trunk can hold." " But..." " And look what I found on sale." "It really brings out your eyes." "weade pizz-zilla, but... and look what I found on sale." "pizza shaped like Vanzilla." "Brings back some memories, doesn't it?" "It sure does." "Everything's fallen off of it just like Vanzilla." "[laughs]" "Glad that heaps gone." "I'm off to work, dear." "I know you don't trust me to drive Veronica." "So from now on I'll be carpooling with my co-worker, Brandon." "You know, the one who just won the Mr. Hunky Royal Woods contest?" "[tires screech] [car honks] [lively music playing]" "Uh-huh, sure, honey." "Smile, Veronica." "This is going on our blog!" "[camera shutter clicks]" "Ugh." "♪ ♪" "You can put your shirt back on now, Brandon." "We're going to have to up our game." "[drill whirring]" "Okay, maybe we could do a tour around the block, and then..." "[gasps]" "My baby!" "She's been mugged!" "Wow, sorry, Dad." "But maybe there's a lesson here." "We just can't have a car this nice in our driveway." "You're right, son." "Everybody clean out the garage." "You'll be safe in there, lambkins." "Chop-chop!" "We need to get Veronica in a safe place before sundown." "[all groan]" " Well, that bit it hard." " Let's face it, dudes, we're never gonna trick daddy-o into getting Vanzilla back." "[gasps] Get Vanzilla back?" "What are you talking about?" "Don't you like Veronica?" "She's fine." "The problem is, well, you." "Yeah, you've turned into a total meanie, and frankly, a bit of a weirdo." " That is unfair." " No, it's not, Dad." "You made me walk all the way home from school." "I was very clear about the no-sneezing policy." "And I do not appreciate being singled out to wear this saliva shield." "I see what's happening here." "You can't stand to see how happy Veronica and I are together, so you wanna rip us apart!" "For shame, family, for shame!" "And they called me a meanie and a weirdo." "Meanie?" "Check." "I have heard that one too." "Yep." "Hm, weirdo?" "Been there." "You gotta shrug it off, Lynn." "Families just don't get it." "Yeah, stand firm on that sneeze policy." "Hey, kids, who's up for some Burpin' Burger?" "I'll take five burping' burgers with all the stuffings, and make sure that sauce is dripping." " You're the best, Dad!" " We love you!" "[sighs]" "I remember when my kids loved me." "Me too." "In my old van, the kids used to have squirt gun fights, and I'd just laugh." "Yeah." "In my old heap, the dog gave birth right there in the backseat." "It was the cutest." "Ah, to heck with it." "I'm going to trade in Olivia and get my old van back." "Me too." "[car doors closing]" "Me too." "Farewell, Marilyn." "We'll always have that first oil change." "You guys are nuts." "You're gonna regret this." "Daddy, who's that sad, lonely man in the beaded vest?" "Stay away from him, kids." "[somber music] [sighs] [horn honking]" "Family?" "I'm sorry!" "You were right." "Who wants to get Vanzilla back?" "[all cheering]" "But we don't have our booties." "No, I don't care anymore." "Just get your beautiful muddy feet in here." "[all cheering] [exciting music]" "Hi, I wanna return this van." " It just didn't work out." " All right, sir." "And now I'd like to buy back my old van." "No can do." "Just sold it for scrap to the junkyard." "[gasps] all: ♪ Ooh, girl, if I could ♪" "♪ Ooh, girl, give you the ♪" "♪ Ooh, girl, we're all girls ♪" "We need to take this car out for a test drive right now." "Dad, I think Steve may have had enough test driving for one day." "Are you kidding?" "This was amazing!" "My nail beds have literally never looked this good." "What ever you guys wanna do, I'm in." "all:" "Whoo!" "♪ ♪ [all calling for Vanzilla]" "Honk if you can hear me!" "[all calling for Vanzilla] Come on, baby, where are ya?" "There she is." "♪ ♪ all:" "No!" "[alarm beeping]" "Dad, bead me." "♪ ♪ [electricity sparking]" "I wanna buy this van." "Seriously, this hunk of junk?" "She's not a hunk of junk." "She's family." "[thud]" "Thanks for giving up Veronica, dear." "I know it was a big sacrifice." "[scoffs] Veronica who?" "Aww." "[both laugh]" "I'm just glad we can all be together in Vanzilla again." "We are too!" "Even if we're not actually in Vanzilla." "[all grunting]" "♪ Ooh, girl, if I could ♪"