"This is the greatest city in the world." "Where else can you be paranoid and right so often?" "Four million dollars, aha?" "And it's a one-bedroom?" "You don't have anthrax, Claire, will you calm down?" "What you have is herpes!" "Shall, I'm weak" "I just saw my nutritionist walking out of a rib joint." "No, no, no!" "She's a little white poodle." "She's wearing a little red jacket and a rhinestone collar." "She answers to the name 'Pinkie'." "She escaped from Alcohol Rehab." "My shrink said I was perfectly normal but my wife wants me to get a second opinion." "Yeah we had a lovely summer at The Hamptoms." "The three children got Lyme disease and my husband was eaten by a shark." "You can't move your business out of New York because you're scared." "You can't just move your business." "It isn't feasible." "You're the head of the Port Authority!" "I passed my physical with flying colors." "and then I read in The Times that flying colors causes cancer!" "I can't believe I got the part." "I'm playing the lead in the all-black version of Uncle Vanya." "I was just over at Ralph Lauren's." "I got jeans and a checkered wood shirt" "I look just like a cowboy!" "Hey, we went to Balthazar last night." "Oh, it's fantastic!" "At the table next to ours was Julia Roberts," "Brad Pitt," "Marlon Brando," "Tiger Woods," "Tony Blair, the President, and Osama Bin Laden." "It was fa..." "I am telling you, that is the 'in' place to be." "So I finish making love to Britney Spears..." "I walk into the office and I say:" ""Mr Steinbrenner, you're fired!"" "Then I woke up." "I got mugged!" "I was coming home from the opera." "They took my gas mask, my flashlight, all my Cipro..." "He's the tops on Park Avenue." "He'll do your eyes, he'll do your neck, he'll do your chin..." "Your buttocks?" "I don't know if he can work with a crane..." "Well, we're so wrong for each other." "But that's not the only attraction." "No, the only thing I know about Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan is that both have very important film festivals." "It was a theme Bar Mitzvah." "'Deep Throat'." "She didn't get into her right preschool which means she won't get into a good private school ...which means she'll never get into Ivy League college, ...she won't get a good job I mean, she's three years old and her life is finished." "Yeah, he did Don King's hair." "Aha he did Donald Trump's hair too." "Yeah but then they caught him and put him back in Bellevue." "Her bra size?" "It's 34 long." "When all this is over and there's a new government in Afghanistan we come in with a Starbucks." "Well, these are crazy times we live in." "I heard Rudy Giuliani and Al Sharpton got a house together on Fire Island" "It's what I heard!"