"Mr. Prem." "Mr. Prem, have some shame!" "Mr. Prem." "Mr. Prem." "Prem's game." "Prem's game." "Prem." "Prem." "Prem's game." "Prem." "Prem." "Prem's game." "There is danger looming over him." "He is in trouble." "He is in trouble." "When people forget to be loyal to their partners.." "..they're maligned and are ashamed." "Shame!" "Mr. Prem gets enticed by mermaids." "But eventually he'll get hanged in problem." "Prem's game." "Prem's game." "Prem's game." "Prem." "Prem." "Mr. Prem." "Mr. Prem." "Hi, I'm the one who once said to someone.." "..I wish I'd someone to serve me hot tea." "I'm the one who once said.." "..I've given my life to you." "I'm the one who once said.." "..will you be my bride?" "Will you marry be?" "But it was fine on the screen.." "..but in reality.. never!" "I've a world record." "I'm asked a question more than anyone else in this world." "When are you doing it?" "Earlier I used to get irritated by this question." "But now I confront." "When someone asks when are you doing it then I ask.." "..when are you dying?" "Marraige." "It's said a man is incomplete before marriage." "Correct." "Man is incomplete before marriage." "And after marriage he's finished." "You know, even a big dude becomes subdued after marriage." "The drum played on the wedding day, is just the beginning." "Today I'll tell you Prem's story." "Prem's story.." "I mean my friend Prem's story." "He's like my brother." "He's very kind hearted, decent and simple man." "He's just like me." "Like this?" "No?" "Don't doubt my intentions." "Give me some right on your heart." "Don't doubt my intentions." "Give me some right on your heart." "Baby, I want to fall in love." "I want to fall in love." "We'll marry if we fall in love." "I will be very lucky to get you." "We'll marry if we fall in love." "I will be very lucky to get you." "Beloved, I want to first marry." "Marry?" "Then we'll love." "No." "No." "First marry and then love." "Never." "My heart beats on seeing you." "I will always love you without tiring." "My heart beats on seeing you." "I will always love you without tiring." "Baby, I want to fall in love." "I want to fall in love." "You've to make me yours." "You've to talk to my family too." "You've to make me yours." "You've to talk to my family too." "Dear, I want to be with you all my life." "Crazy." "I want to have kids with you." "No." "Love saga of Romeo and Juliet were fruitful." "But most of the ancient lovers were unsuccessful." "If we've to succeed, we've to exceed." "Don't spoil this good luck." "We'll love without any inhibitions." "Don't spoil this good luck." "We'll love without any inhibitions." "Baby, I want to fall in love." "I want to fall in love." "My heart is ready for whatever you say." "I will go steady with you for my whole life." "My heart is ready for whatever you say." "I will go steady with you for my whole life." "Dear, I want to follow you and your love." "What?" "Marry me right now." "Mummy!" "Enough!" "Get up." "Look the a clock." "Don't you want to go to office?" "Get up." "Hi." "This is Mandira Bedi reporting from Bangalore." "Today's weather is pleasant and India is batting." "And breakfast is getting ready at home." "Stadium is full and Sachin and Dhoni are making century." "And pinky is ready to go to school." "But father isn't ready to go to office." "Sachin struck with his bat." "And mother's omelet is still not ready." "Mother took egg and broke it." "Sachin struck with his bat and mother made her omelet." "Sachin struck with his bat again and mother's omelet is ready." "But father is no where and breakfast is served." "4 more runs for Sachin's century and.." "..2 minutes for father to be here." "Let's see who wins." "Sachin struck with his bat again and mother called father." "Prem, breakfast is ready." "Good morning, sweetie." "Good morning." "Good morning." "What?" "What good morning?" "Do you remember the day and time?" "Yes." "Monday. 9 O'clock." "Phone." "Hi, sweetie." "Hello." "Hi, father." "Hi, Sheetal." "Wish you many, many happy returns of the day." "Thank you." "Put me on the line." "Hi, Sheetal." "Many, many happy returns of the day." "Thanks, mother." "Hi, Sheetal." "Happy birthday." "Thanks, Tina." "Sheetal, I'll speak to you later. I'm going to college." "Bye." "Bye." "Take care." "Return soon." "Bye." "Bye." "Yes, daughter?" "Thank you so much, father." "As usual you're the first one to wish me this year." "Why?" "He forgot your birthday again." "Yes." "Put him on line. I'll talk to him." "Just a minute." "Omelet." "Yes." "Prem, it's from father." "Hello, father-in-law." "Greetings." "Bless you, son." "Do you know what's special today?" "Yes." "Today is the final match between India and Australia." "Yes." "Today is birthday." "You forgot again." "Oh!" "I'm so sorry." "Happy birthday, father." "Dear, it's not my birthday but daughter's birthday." "Today is Pinky's birthday." "Pinky, happy birthday." "Not your daughter.." "..but today is my daughter Sheetal's birthday." "Father, I'll phone you later." "Sheetal, happy birthday." "Mother, father is wishing you birthday." "When your mother isn't happy, how can it be a happy birthday?" "I remembered your birthday till last night." "Then where is the gift?" "Gift?" "Sorry, I forgot." "Father has lost his wicket." "You've said sorry." "You've been saying sorry for the past five years." "Father, mother's birthday comes 12 days after your birthday." "So why do you forget?" "Your father remembers only business and cricket scores." "Come on, Sheetal." "I remember everything except your birthday." "Really?" "Yes." "Then what was I wearing on our first meeting?" "Yes." "White top and blue jeans." "Very funny." "My friend wore that dress." "Then why were you behind your friend?" "By the way.." "..I was looking at you and not your dress on our first meeting." "How much for this ring?" "Just a second." "It's very pretty, right?" "Yes." "Nice." "Excuse me." "Yes." "Can you show me some rings?" "Sure, sir." "Which is more beautiful?" "Excuse me." "It's pattern is better." "l feel the same." "And look at that one." "The patterns are so pretty." "How much for this ring." "But.." "Excuse me." "This is my ring." "Sorry, I bought it." "You can take another one." "How much?" "Hello, this is my personal ring and not of this shop." "I forgot it by mistake." "l'm so sorry." "I thought it was his ring." "It seems to be stuck." "No, you purposely did it." "So that you can sneak out quitely with it." "Excuse me." "I'm not interested in this stupid ring." "Don't call my ring stupid." "This is my lucky ring." "Remove it. -l'm trying." "But this ring just won't come out." "Mister, stop wasting time and return the ring." "I'm trying." "Excuse me. -ls there another way to take off this ring." "Yes, sir." "We've to cut it." "Ok." "Then cut it." "But it's hers.." "No." "This is my lucky ring." "It won't be cut." "Then should I cut my finger for it?" "Doctor, I want this ring back." "Don't shake your hand." "Doctor, your hand is shaking." "So what?" "I'm the doctor." "I can shake anything." "Ok." "Tell me, why did you two fight?" "Because of this ring." "Very strange!" "Every fight starts with this ring." "Doctor, please hurry. I've to go for a wedding." "Look, don't break the relationship in haste." "The boy doesn't look so bad even if he's too fair." "What relation?" "What boy?" "We don't even know each other." "Hi." "I'm Prem Sahani." "Yes." "Say hello. -l'm not interested." "Doctor, please." "How much time will it take to remove the ring?" "Look, time will be less but expense will be a lot." "2000 to cut it." "And 2 Lakh rupees to join it." "So much expense?" "Yes. lt's easy to cut things." "But it's difficult to join them." "See, I removed this ring from a goat's leg." "Very successful operation." "Goat?" "Yes." "A dog came before you arrived." "Bone is stuck in his throat." "Tell me, bone or ring?" "Dog?" "Yes." "Listen, doctor." "Please just give me my ring." "Ok. lt's urgent. I'll cut your finger right now." "No!" "What?" "No!" "no!" "I want my ring." "Madam!" "Where are you going?" "Why don't you buy another ring for her?" "What's the problem?" "I'm ready to give her two rings." "But she doesn't agree." "Ring is stuck and so is the girl." "What nonsense!" "I'm telling the truth." "Listen to me." "My God!" "The girl is nice!" "Why don't you return my ring?" "You want your ring." "Then there is a way." "You tread on that way." "But give me back my ring." "Accept me." "This ring will be yours with me." "What?" "Yes." "This is the only solution." "Just shut up, stupid!" "Leave it." "What are you doing?" "Leave it!" "Beauty." "O' beauty!" "Beauty." "O' beauty!" "Beauty." "O' beauty!" "So what did you decide?" "Ring or me?" "Both." "Now what more can I remember?" "All men change after marriage." "l didn't change." "After marriage I didn't look at any other girl besides you." "Prem, you can't even lie properly." "Sheetal, listen to me." "Believe me." "Wow!" "Father got out again!" "Everyone loves stolen mangoes." "One who gets caught is a thief and one who escapes is smart." "One with wife like a knife.." "..has to play it safe." "Anyway, when boy and girl are together.." "..fight has to take place." "This isn't new, but it's going on for eras." "When Adam fooled Eve and moved towards someone else." "Adam and another Madam." "A husband who is scared of his wife at home.." "..ogles outside." "When wife gets furious.." "..husband's eyes automatically opens wide." "Greetings, sir." "What?" "Who are you?" "I'm the new washerman, Ram Pakawan." "Ram Khilawan went to village." "So I came in his place." "I came to take the laundry." "You'll wash my clothes." "Don't you know me?" "No." "I'm the landlord of this building." "My name is Rathode." "Yes." "We're Rajput." "We don't get washerman to wash our clothes." "Do you wear dirty clothes?" "Come here." "Sir." "Do you see that?" "She's my wife." "We from Rathode clan make our wives wash our clothes." "Greetings, sister-in-law." "Talk softly. -l got it, sir." "Men of Rathode clan are very brave." "Listen. lf you come again in this house to get laundry.." "..I'll thrash you first." "Got it, Pakao (boring)." "Sir, my name is Pakawan." "Get lost." "You bore me so much." "Rathode.." "You came here so soon." "What were you saying?" "Wives wash clothes in your family." "No, I wash them.. but.." "Yes." "Washerman is new so I was trying to impress.." "..him with my landlord status." "Dear, everyone knows that you're the landlady here." "Yes, that's true." "But what were you looking at with the binoculars." "She saw that too.." "Stars.." "I was looking at the stars." "Stars.. during the day?" "With binoculars I was watching American stars." "It's night in America." "You like to watch stars." "I'll show you stars in India and during the day." "Where are you going?" "You want to see stars?" "No!" "I'll show you stars in the day." "No!" "You like to see stars. I'll hit you." "No." "You want to me, Komal?" "Hit me." "But I've a request." "Hit me less and slowly with your delicate hands." "Please." "Listen, dear. I've decided.." "What?" "Today I won't hit you." "Thank you." "Thank you, darling." "I'm going to sit on you." "Ramila." "Ramila." "What?" "Where are you going with this make up?" "Tell me, how do I look?" "Ever since you meet me, your look has floored me.." "Why did you buy this sari?" "I didn't buy it." "I borrowed it from Komal." "And do you like this chain?" "I borrowed it from Kavita." "And these bangles.." "..are from sister Ruby." "And this adornment.." "You borrowed it too." "Were you a beggar in your past life?" "Give me aim.." "Shut up." "Don't spoil my mood." "Today is our wedding anniversary so I wanted to gift you." "You want to give me a gift?" "Thank you." "Give me a gift so that I bless you all my life." "Which gift?" "Divorce." "What are you saying?" "You won't find a wife like me even if you search for life." "I'm looking for that man who made me trap with you." "What?" "Dear, you don't need to save money." "Save my respect." "I married you and now you beg others." "Tomorrow you'll bring your friend's husband and tell me.." "..that you've borrowed him for a day. ls it right?" "Stupid!" "Bring my perfume." "We don't have it." "Then borrow it." "I've become beggar living with you." "Look, don't dishonor me publicly." "Congrats on wedding anniversary." "But doctor my wife's disease of using.." "..neighbour's stuff is increasing." "Your medicine doesn't work." "How many medicines will you change?" "I think of chaning the wife." "It'll save cost of money." "Should I do it?" "Brother Chheda, please move aside. I've to go to office." "Ok." "Brother Chheda, you must've felt bad." "Why?" "Because I told you to move aside." "What's there to mind?" "This is your car." "You've to go to office." "Go." "No, brother Chheda. I can't go to office now." "Why?" "Did I puncture your car?" "Now." "But my heart is broken." "I won't go to office until you don't forgive me." "No problem. I'll go." "No." "Brother Chheda, you can't go without forgiving me." "You want forgiveness?" "Yes." "I forgive you." "Ok." "No, brother Chheda." "You didn't forgive me from your heart." "I know you've just said it unwillingly." "Listen.." "..you sit in m car.." "..and talk on phone for the whole day." "I'll turn on the air condition." "I'll see to it that nobody disturbs you." "Are you mentally disturbed?" "No." "I said I didn't mind." "Brother Chheda, you really felt bad." "You're angry with me. -l'm not." "But don't make me angry." "Just a minute." "If you see in this mirror, you'll know it." "Look." "Hey.." "Who has left him unrestrained?" "Chain him up." "Watchman." "Chain him." "He's bothering me." "I say call society members.." "..form a committee and increase his maintenance." "Make contribution and spend on him." "We've to spend a lot to fix him." "Who is it?" "Good morning, everybody." "It's bad morning becuase of this Mishra." "Cool down, Mr. Chheda." "Mr. Mishra." "Yes?" "Did your wife return from her maternal house?" "Not yet, brother Prem." "Then you must be very happy." "Yes." "He's making others sad." "Brother Prem.." "..my wife didn't return from maternal house so you felt bad." "Why would I feel bad?" "You were inquiring." "So you must've felt bad." "I was just asking casually." "I don't care." "Forgive me." "No, brother Prem." "Why will you apologize?" "It's my mistake." "You felt bad." "Forgive me." "Please." "He's just screaming." "Before he bites, let's flee." "There is no medicine to cure from his bite." "He must be given a medal for boring others." "Brother Prem." "Brother Chheda." "They both left." "Now whom should I apologize to?" "Watchman." "Good morning, sir." "Good morning." "Good morning, sir." "Excuse me, sir." "May I come in?" "Come in." "Annie, what kind of a letter did you type?" "You liked it. I knew you'd like it." "Annie, you've typed.." "..we want 2 Lakh cooks." "Don't worry. lf they're less, I'll order 2 Lakh more." "This is a publishing house, not a hotel industry." "We deal in books, not in cooks. -l know." "If you know then why did you write cooks.." "..in place of books in the letter?" "Really?" "Let me see." "Yeah." "Really, sir." "It's good that you read the letter before sending it." "Or else where would we've kept 2 Lakh cooks." "So sweet of you." "You take so much care of the company." "Thank you, sir." "If we find more efficient people like you.." "Sir, I've an efficient cousin sister." "Shall I call her?" "No." "Only one is enough from your family." "Thank you, sir." "And next time show me the letter before drafting it." "Sure, sir." "Mr. Chheda." "Yes." "We've talked to Penguin publications." "They've agreed to our terms and conditions." "I think this is a fantastic opportunity for our publication." "Prem, I think before they change their mind.." "..we should sign the agreement and fix the deal." "Sir, I want to talk to you." "Mrs. Kulkarni, this is an important meeting." "Come later." "Just a minute, Mr. Chheda." "Yes, Mrs. Kulkarni." "What's the problem?" "Sir, I need money in advance." "Advance?" "Just yesterday I gave salary to the entire staff." "Why do you want advance?" "Sir, my husband is addicted to liquor and gambling." "He has even quit his job." "And now he's after some other woman." "He spends my money on her." "I kept some money aside for my kid's school fees." "Yesterday he snatched that too." "If I don't pay the fees today.." "..my daughter's one year will be ruined." "No problem." "You can take the advance." "Thank you, sir." "Dear.." "..government should make such a law that.." "..if a husband cheats his wife and goes after other woman.." "..he must be hanged upside down and burried half in earth." "Do you like my idea?" "ldea is excellent." "But there will be shortage of land." "Really?" "Yes." "Mother.." "..if our birthday would come four times a year it would be fun." "Father would've given us party four times." "Child, even if birthday comes twelve times in a year.." "..your father wouldn't have remembered." "Don't taunt me." "Stop it." "We came to celebrate birthday." "Let's enjoy ourselves." "Yes." "Forget the past." "Let's enjoy the evening." "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Good evening, sir." "It's really an honor to have you all over here." "I just want to say.." "..today our company completed 7 years." "And our company is the foremost company in publication.." "..not just in India, but in the whole world." "We've three best sellers this year." "And we've Monica with us who has written a book which our.." "..my Page Three book is a sensational book." "You know, people love to read this kind of stuff." "Madam is right." "Page Three culture has spread like.." "..vulture in society these days." "And everyone wants his photo on Page Three." "Absolutely correct." "And madam has written a book of 3000 pages." "If a photo is printed on each page.." "..each page will be sold in the price of the book.." "..so what will be the price of the book?" "Exactly." "And you know I've spend many sleepless.." "..nights to write this book." "And I've felt the problems of high society with my heart." "I can see hard labour in your eyes." "Excuse me, Mr. Chheda." "But this book is against the policy of our company." "Please, Prem." "Change the policy for me." "And trust me." "There will be commotion in high society when this book is published." "We want commotion." "It will increase our sale." "And profit will increase." "Mr. Chheda, I can't change our company policy for profit." "Please, Prem." "Don't do this to me." "This is also like a social work." "We're social worker too." "Listen.." "..we should join hands with her." "And we should move with the society." "That's all." "I want to move ahead with you." "But you're retreating." "This isn't fair, Prem." "Come on." "Excuse me, gentlemen." "I'll go to washroom." "Ok." "Which book is published?" "She's coming here." "Hi, Prem." "Hi." "I phoned and messaged you many times after that meeting." "But you didn't reply to me." "This isn't fair, Prem." "You naughty boy." "And you know good news.." "Good news?" "Yes." "My Page Three book is finally getting published.." "..in international market." "Congrats." "And meet my wife Sheetal." "You're married." "Yeah." "And that's my daughter Pinky." "Hi." "Oh my God." "You don't look married." "And a father of a child.." "Thank you." "Hi, Mrs. Prem." "Let me tell you one thing, you're so lucky." "Your husband still looks like a bachelor." "Ok, bye handsome." "Bye." "Bye." "Have fun." "You're married and a father of a girl.." "..you're ashamed to tell this?" "No." "I don't fear to tell my friends that you're my parents." "But why do you fear to tell your friends?" "That.." "Answer her." "That was a business meeting." "I didn't need to tell my family history there." "Yes, now Pinky and I are family history." "I didn't say that." "I just heard you say history." "Look, both of you're interpreting me wrongly." "Ok?" "We understand everything, slowly and slowly." "You naughty boy." "Now you'll eat butter and oily food." "You won't look like a bachelor." "No gyming no dieting." "Ok, dear." "Become fat." "Promise." "First I'll tell about my family then about myself." "Sir." "Cake." "All right." "One minute." "That's my wife Sheetal." "Hello." "And that's my daughter Pinky." "Hi." "And we're happily married." "Ye, sir." "Got it?" "Go." "Happy?" "Let's celebrate your birthday." "Take this." "Cut it." "Sheetal, listen to me." "You'll sleep outside now." "What did I do?" "You don't know." "The seven years old story started again." "Husband and wife promise to share everything first." "But they fall prey to fighting and bickering." "I've heard that there is danger of severing ties.." "..after seven years." "How strange is that?" "Number seven." "Seven sea, wonders and colours." "Seven tune and seven years." "Severing of ties." "Seven is a crooked number." "Watch out, bro." "Seven is unluckier than thirteen." "You're now entering the danger zone." "Sir." "Sir." "Are you ok, sir?" "I've headache." "Sir, please don't take it lightly." "Get it checked." "My uncle from Goa.." "..to had headache." "He used to scream in pain daily." "But one day he stopped." "Medicine must've cured him." "No, sir." "He didn't need medicine." "Why?" "He died, sir." "Annie, I'm very sorry about your uncle." "But don't worry about me." "Ok?" "l'm perfectly all right." "Go and see if the cover of new book is ready or not." "It's ready, sir." "I came to show you." "But you started talking." "Look." "Remove the clothes." "What, sir?" "Annie, I mean what cover have you designed?" "We sell book, not saris." "Tell model co-ordinator to arrange another photo session." "The models must look glamorous." "Expose them." "There should be sex appeal on the cover." "So that even a blind man can touch it and buy it." "Got it?" "No, sir." "Now look at this." "This is appealing." "Cover should be like this." "You can go." "I don't believe in marriage." "I only believe in love." "Me too." "What are you saying, Lalwani?" "Yes." "It means the party is ready." "Yes." "She's from abroad." "She's ready to pay double rent for the room." "Double rent?" "Then fix the deal." "Just a minute." "Sister-in-law, greetings." "Greetings." "Who is in her family?" "Sister-in-law, it's a small family." "She's a single girl." "Single.." "How can a girl be entire family?" "I'm here.." "..I mean we're like her family." "And don't forget she's paying double rent." "Whether rent is double or triple.." "..but a single girl won't come in this building." "Who are you to decide this?" "I'm your wife." "I'm owner of this house too." "In Rathode family, wives aren't owners.." "..but servants of the house." "If you're my wife, learn to stay within your limits." "Got it?" "Learn to stay within your limits." "Tell me, can't a single girl settle down?" "Don't forget, Komal, that you were single too one day." "If I'd not said yes.." "Lalwani, I'm telling the truth." "If I'd not said yes.." "..she would've been single till date." "Look, you're crossing your limits." "Should I retreat fearing you?" "I don't fear anyone." "Got it?" "In this house.." "in this building a single girl will come to stay." "This is my decision." "Lalwani, go and say yes to the party." "Go. I say go." "We'll get double rent." "Go." "Say yes to the party. I'm not scared of anyone." "He'll get me in trouble." "Say yes to her." "We'll get double rent." "In greed of double rent, I boasted a lot." "Forgive me, love." "How long will you keep shouting at me in front of others?" "Till my last breath." "What?" "l'm from Rathode family." "I like to boast to others." "But in the house don't I listen to you." "I even tolerate your scolding and beating." "Don't hit me." "I thought you were going to hit me." "I've to pull his rein." "Greetings, sister-in-law." "Greetings." "is Mr. Rathode home." "Yes, he's preparing for the party." "Come in." "Let's go." "Come in." "Come, dear." "Mr. Rathode." "What are you doing?" "Whose clothes are you washing?" "That.." "Actually.." "I wanted to thrash my wife to entertain myself." "But she's busy so I'm washing her clothes to entertain myself." "But why did you bring so many flowers?" "Who died?" "You.." "I mean it's your birthday today." "Yes." "Happy birthday." "Happy birthday." "Bring the cake, Mr. Rathode." "What cake?" "What birthday." "I wasn't born today." "Mr." "Rathode.." "..you must've felt bad as you weren't born this day." "Shut up, Mr. Mishra." "I beg of you." "Shut up." "Ok." "Who told you that today is my birthday." "I did it." "You?" "Yes." "I called them to show your true status." "How dare you?" "Yes, I dare you." "You always insulted me." "Today I'll insult you in front of them." "Dear.." "Tell them whose order is obeyed." "Who washes the clothes?" "Who cooks food?" "l do." "And that.." "Sweeping." "Who sweeps?" "It seems this bomb will blast on Rathode today." "Let's go." "Tell me." "Are you dumb struck now?" "l.." "I.." "Stop mumbling." "Mr. Mishra, everyone left." "You too go." "I was waiting to ask.." "..that we found your truth.." "..you were insulted in front of us.." "Look.." "Did you feel bad?" "Mishra, you fool!" "Mr Rathode.." "You insult me." "I won't spare you." "Forgive me." "You check email all the time." "Look at this female too." "Yes, darling?" "What is it?" "Listen." "We've to go to Mysore for few days." "Why?" "Tina has selected a boy." "She wants to elope and marry him." "My parents don't know this." "So we've to stop Tina from marrying him." "Why should I stop?" "Did anyone come to stop me?" "Prem, you take everything lightly." "Ok fine." "You may go with Pinky." "I'll send the office car." "Your responsibility gets over by sending the car." "Why can't you come to drop us to Mysore?" "I can't come." "You know that if I don't go to office for two hours.." "..my work increases by eight hours." "You can go." "Keep doing your work." "And we don't need the car." "I'll take the bus." "Ok." "Good night." "God knows what these wives come up with suddenly." "I can hear everything." "Ok, child." "You're going so take care." "Take care of mother." "Don't bother her." "Ok?" "Ok, father." "Don't worry." "Bye, father." "Bye, baby." "Phone me when you reach." "I know what I've to do." "But do you know what you don't have to do." "Yes." "You gave me a list of do's and don't before.." "..going to maternal house last time." "That still is always in my pocket." "Look." "Happy?" "Now funny." "Ok?" "Be a good boy." "Get up early." "Keep the house clean." "Don't eat outside." "Cook at home." "And don't watch Mandira of extra inning and don't drink." "Can I hear commentary on radio?" "Mandira won't be there." "Ok." "Dear, there is nothing without you." "Don't leave me. I can't live without you." "How will I live?" "Take care." "It's a matter of few days." "I'll return soon." "My dear." "My darling." "Look at estate agent." "He's crying on separating from wife." "And you?" "Should I cry too?" "Yes." "We're defamed because of such husbands." "Ok, bye." "Bye." "Bye, baby." "Bye, father." "Bye." "Have fun." "Bye." "Come soon." "Bye, dear." "Bye." "Bye." "My wife left. I'm a bachelor boy." "My brother. I'm a superman." "I wish to enjoy life again." "I'm so happy." "Are you mad?" "My wife left." "My wife left." "My wife.." "My wife.." "I knew my love would drag you." "Leave it." "Why did you come?" "Give me my purse." "My ticket and money are in it." "What?" "Rathode!" "Leave this world!" "Your wife has defamed you." "Today I'll commit suicide by consuming poison." "Rathode!" "Rathode, what are you doing?" "I'm dying, Lalwani." "Let me die, friend." "What happened?" "What to say?" "My wife stripped me in front of others." "She stripped me." "You weren't wearing anything." "Ah.." "I don't mean that." "So?" "She exposed me publicly." "She humiliated me in front of others." "And she left me." "Lalwani, why should I live now?" "Shut up!" "Did you ever do anything besides scolding.." "..sister-in-law and saving money?" "No." "Did you drink liquor?" "No." "Did you go to watch dance?" "No." "Did you gamble?" "No." "Did you enjoyed fun of paradise without your wife?" "No." "Do you want to see paradise without wife?" "No." "What are you saying?" "Yes." "Dear, my wife went to her maternal house." "I'll take you along to have fun." "Attack!" "Prem, what's this." "I told you many times to keep the luggage properly." "What happened in office today?" "In office?" "I slapped my client." "I kissed my secretary." "I tore two multinational contracts." "I burnt all the office files." "And sold windows, doors and furniture to scrap dealer." "I scratched paint from the wall to put in the paint box." "I do this in office." "Want to hear more?" "She left." "She left." "My wife left. I fear nobody now." "My wife left. I fear nobody now." "I rule now without fear." "Hi, I'm Lisa." "Live from world fashion London." "Along with me is Twinkle Chopra." "Number one model in Europe." "Hi." "Hi." "But you know people think you're moving to India for marriage." "is it true?" "Me and marriage?" "No way." "I don't believe in marriage." "I believe in love." "Only love." "In fact I'm going to India to search for my love." "Are you sure you're going to find your love in India?" "I'm sure." "But suppose if you find your love already married.." "..what would you do?" "Then it would make no difference." "Because I don't believe in marriage." "I believe only in love." "Wow!" "Interesting." "All indian wives watch out." "Twinkle Chopra is coming to India." "I always got what I wanted." "But why do you still elude me?" "You will have fun!" "You will be intoxicated." "A desire gets kindled at night." "You will get everything if you become mine." "Come so close that there is no distance between us." "You will have fun!" "I know you glare at me." "Yet why do you stop yourself?" "Life is short and youth shorter." "Don't waste it." "Don't tease me." "You will get intoxicated!" "I always got what I wanted." "But why do you still elude me?" "Come to me, beloved." "Come." "Hello." "Hello." "Why did you take time to answer the phone?" "Sheetal, I was in the bathroom." "Did you turn off the tap properly?" "Yes." "Check it again." "If you don't, the house will be flooded like last time." "Oh!" "I'll check it." "And sleep early and rise early." "And what do I've to do after sleeping and before rising?" "I'm not a kid, but a kid's father." "I've urgent work in the office." "I've to read manuscript of a new book." "Ok." "But before going to bed don't forget.." "..to turn the light lamp off." "Ok. I've kept the shoes at their place." "TV is off too. I'm following your orders." "Good boy." "Now ask about me." "Yes." "Did you reach safely?" "Now you're asking." "You don't give me chance to ask." "Ok, take care of yourself and Pinky." "Prem." "I miss you." "Do you miss me too?" "Yes. I miss you." "And I love you too. -l love you." "Good night." "Love you." "Good night." "It's so hard to lie." "Sit." "Lalwani, what's this?" "I'll tell you." "Mr. Rathode, this is the fun of paradise." "Ok. -ln your life.. huh?" "Dear, bless me for making you a lover." "Ok." "Let me watch." "I watch it daily." "Let me watch." "When my wife leaves.." "..I watch it." "Shut up!" "Sorry." "Let me watch." "Relax." "If you're relax, you can enjoy it more." "Ok?" "Did you invite anyone else too?" "It must be pizza body." "We've to eat to stay healthy." "I'll be back." "Enjoy the bachelorhood." "How many time will you ring the door bell." "I'll come to your house and ring your bell too." "Pizza." "Pizza in twenty minutes, sir." "This is your money." "Sir, which channel is on?" "My foot." "You gave me pizza." "I gave you money." "Now get out." "But sir.." "Eat pizza and be healthy." "Mr. Rathode, eat pizza and be healthy." "Rewind it. I want to watch too." "Friend.." "Toppings and sauce of pizza.." "Now that I've rewind it, watch it quietly." "Who is it now?" "l don't know." "Go and check." "Ok." "Who is it?" "is it time for a decent person to visit a house?" "Oh.." "Sir." "What now?" "Two cold drinks free with pizza." "Why didn't you give me earlier?" "I forgot." "But that.." "What?" "That.." "Your channel is outside." "Cheater!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "Brother, rewind for me too." "Friend, what's this?" "Again and again.." "Take it." "What are you doing?" "Giving you cold drink." "What are you doing, Lalwani?" "You make me rewind but you don't watch." "Yes." "Who is it now?" "I'll strangle the person who is at the door." "Who is it?" "There are many dogs barking in this area." "I've to change my house." "You?" "What now?" "Why do you ring my bell again and again?" "I forgot you give you change." "Black and red!" "Black cup!" "Keep the change as tip." "Tip." "Go now." "You keep the tip." "Let me see upstairs." "I'll show you now." "Sir, let me watch once. I'll go." "Sir, just once. -l'll send you to fashion channel." "Fool." "I'm coming, Rathode." "This pizza boy is a maniac." "He want to see what's going inside." "Rathode, now rewind it. I'll watch." "Friend, how many times will you make me rewind?" "I saw it thrice." "Lalwani, let me see." "Watch for the fourth time with me." "Listen.." "..same guy came with pizza, coke and pepsi." "He came with change." "I'm fed up." "Same man coming again and again." "Ok." "Decent people should turn off their door bells at night." "Especially when wife is at maternal house." "Who is it now?" "You sit." "You sit." "This time I'll go and thrash him." "Pizza boy!" "He came to ruin my mood. ls this his father's house?" "Lalwani keeps telling me to rewind." "He made me rewind thrice.." "You?" "Rathode." "Sit next to me and enjoy the fun." "Chandni!" "This was going on behind my back." "No!" "It's not mine." "Children, go down." "Mother-in-law show them cartoon network." "It belongs to Rathode." "I told him I love my wife." "But he did it.." "Married bachelor by doctor Screwwala." "Chapter one." "Let's see what he has written." "Desires of middle age men, their causes and consequences." "Interesting." "It's very hard!" "I feel thirsty on reading it." "Who is it?" "Do you want to kill me?" "What happened?" "My foot!" "Can't you see.." "Oh my God!" "I just tried to pluck a flower." "But the pot fell down." "Ah.. yes, it fell down." "I'm terribly sorry." "Ah.. no." "Nothing happened." "Nothing?" "Look at the condition of your chair." "Look mister, I'll pay for your loss." "No." "Actually forget it." "Chair was old. lt was fine." "That's so nice of you." "But promise me that you won't touch that spot." "I'll send watchman to clean it in the morning." "Ok." "Ok, thanks." "Good night." "Ok, good night." "Excuse me." "Yes." "Are you the new tenant?" "As an old tenant I'd like to invite you for a cup of coffee." "How about a cup of coffee?" "That's a great idea." "Just give me two minutes." "I'll return from kitchen." "Kitchen." "No. I've milk, sugar, powder, everything." "Just come here." "No." "Actually it's so hot here.." "..that I keep my clothes in the fridge." "Fridge?" "Give me two minutes." "Ok." "Where should I hide it?" "At 12 midnight Prem will be doomed!" "But why does Prem laugh?" "It's game of destiny." "Now let's see if Prem wins or loses." "We'll find it when you return after the interval." "Greetings, sir." "Who are you?" "It's me." "Where is it?" "Who are you?" "I'm Ram Pakawan." "Why are you here?" "Sir, I came to take carpet." "Move." "What?" "Sir, you don't know carpet." "Carpet." "The thing which is put for decoration." "They walk with dirty shoes on it. I wash it." "We want to keep it dirty." "Go." "Sir, madam had called me." "Madam isn't here." "Get lost." "She'll scold me." "Get lost." "Sir.." "Anyone drops anytime." "Hi." "Didn't you recognize me?" "Upstairs?" "Pot?" "Your chair?" "Yes, please come in." "Wow!" "You've such a beautiful house." "I'm so sorry." "Did you get hurt?" "No." "Not at all. I'm perfectly all right." "Thank God." "I was so upset." "If something had happened to you, I wouldn't forgiven myself." "Oh so sweet!" "Wow!" "Your cooler is working." "Yes." "Actually I'm Twinkle." "Twinkle Chopra." "Hi." "I'm a model by profession." "I came here for work." "And what's your name?" "Prem." "Prem (love)." "The one I came looking for." "What?" "l mean it's a very interesting and romantic name." "Right." "Can you play some music?" "Yes, sure." "Why not?" "Let's have coffee." "Ok, but not hot." "I like cold coffee." "That's so cool." "Even I like cold coffee." "One minute." "All right." "Yeah." "Please sit." "Here you go." "Thanks." "Lovely music." "And lovely coffee." "Thank you." "By the way, what's your sun sign." "Gemini." "I'm a gemini too." "Really?" "Yes." "What date?" "Third June and yours." "28th of June." "This was day before yesterday." "Belated happy birthday." "Thank you." "Actually I came to India from London on that day. ' l bought a champagne from London airport too." "But here I didn't get any company to celebrate it." "Will you share my champagne with me." "Definitely." "Ok." "Ok." "You're right, Prem." "Twinkle is floored by you." "Or else why would she share champagne.." "..with you in first meeting." "You're right." "Champagne." "Cheers" "Cheers!" "Twinkle, happy birthday." "Thanks." "Do you know I always wanted.." "..to celebrate my birthday with a special person." "Well, thanks." "You think I'm special?" "In London I spent my time in crowd and commotion." "But today it's really special." "Because there is only you and me." "Wow!" "Piano!" "You know how to play piano?" "Since childhood." "You want to hear something." "Ok, let me play something special for you." "May I?" "Sure." "Prem, when I hear this tune, I lose control of my heart." "Can I sit close to you?" "Sure." "Prem." "This tune is taking me to a diff world." "Very far away." "I'm getting intoxicated." "This tune is making me restless." "I'm forgetting who I'm." "Where I'm?" "And what I'm doing?" "Why did you stop?" "You know why." "Why?" "Because now I'm going to kiss you." "Very soon." "And passionately." "There is something in both eyes, which isn't mishchief." "This isn't mishchief, but it's something." "There is something on both the faces, which isn't affection." "What desires are in the glance?" "What is the feeling in the silence?" "Both want to meet each other." "is this the first step towards love?" "There is something that brings both together.." "..which isn't love." "This isn't love, but it's something." "The heart beat fast." "We sigh too." "The ambience is romantic." "Both are close yet apart." "It is because of refusal or inhibition." "There is something on both the lips, which isn't acceptance." "It isn't acceptance, but it's something." "There is something in both eyes, which isn't mishchief." "This isn't mishchief, but it's something." "Wife went to maternal house.." "..so he's distributing kisses." "When wife is in maternal house.." "..he's with someone else." "Now this Prem has turned into a train.." "..which won't stop at any station." "Because there is neither guard nor red signal." "He'll go at full speed." "Hi!" "Come in." "Champagne and chips!" "Wonderful!" "Please." "Hey, glass." "Where?" "There." "You're married?" "Yes." "How did she see the ring?" "Get out." "Why are you taking out drink with your finger?" "First remove your finger from the bottle." "Sorry." "Your wife?" "She went away. -l'm sorry." "I mean she went to her maternal house." "Any son?" "No, I've a daughter." "She walks holding my fingers." "That finger is stuck." "It will come out." "Pull from there." "Ok." "Pull." "Pull." "Use force." "Use force!" "Are you fine?" "Yes, I'm ok." "I'm married." "Yet will you share champagne with me?" "Yeah, why not?" "In fact this is good for me that you're married." "Really?" "Yes." "Because I'm safe. I don't believe in marriage." "I believe in love." "Only love." "Me too." "Just a minute." "What is it?" "l came to ask you." "I heard a thump from your house." "My bed fell down." "So?" "Did sister-in-law change?" "Was it the sound of transformation?" "Sister-in-law, greetings." "Chheda, start wearing glasses." "She isn't sister-in-law." "She's Twinkle." "She came to live upstairs." "The famous model, Twinkle." "Hello." "I'm Ramnik Chheda." "Glad to meet you." "You came here from upstairs." "A pot fell from her balcony in my lawn." "She came to take it." "Right?" "Yes." "If you drop your pot in my balcony too.." "..you might come in our house too." "Or else my life has nothing interesting." "Miss Twinkle, this is your pot." "I'll take it for you." "Thank you so much." "Don't worry. lt's a duty of a neighbour." "If you'd fallen down, I would've taken you too." "I'll fix this pot in your balcony." "Come." "That's very nice of you, Mr. Chheda." "But now this pot is of no use to me." "So you can throw it out." "Ok?" "Thank you so much." "Good night, Mr. Prem." "Good night." "Bye." "She didn't want the pot so why did she come here?" "Good morning, sir." "Sir, I found out." "What?" "Why you didn't sleep last night?" "Who told you?" "Sir, no one says such things to others." "Everyone just finds out, sir." "Oh no!" "Everybody found out." "Yes, sir." "But you don't need to worry." "When someone's wife goes outstation it happens." "Same thing happened with my uncle." "Meaning?" "l mean.." "..he too didn't like at home without his wife and children." "He used to stay awake at night." "And he didn't even like in the office at day." "You too feel the same?" "Yes." "Just like your uncle." "I love your uncle." "Sir, you must've not eaten breakfast.." "..in sister-in-law's absence." "Can I order something for you?" "No." "Thanks." "Sir, have something." "Snacks, chips, drinks, fritters." "No fritter." "Go." "Ok, sir." "This fritter has bothered me." "Sister-in-law, greetings." "Mr. Mishra gave his wife's clothes for washing." "His house is locked." "So can you give it to him?" "Yes." "Sure." "You can go." "Ok." "This sari will look nice on me." "Brother Prem, that doctor Screwwala.." "..has chewed my brains calling me again and again." "When will we start publicity of his book?" "Let me read the book first." "We'll decide later." "You've not yet read the book?" "No, I'm reading it." "But it's great." "Very interesting." "Doctor Screwwala has survyed 21 , 000 marriages and discovered.." "..that marriage is like a public toilet." "Those outside are in haste to get in." "And those inside are in haste to get out." "Interesting." "It's even written that after seven years.." "..a married husband gets an itching disease." "And he doesn't even realize it." "What's this?" "This.. nothing." "There is dirt." "Then clean it." "This is all rubbish." "I don't believe it." "It does matter if you don't believe." "I'm telling you what's written in it." "Do you know this itching ailment affects married husband.." "..when their wives go out of the house." "And do you want to hear interesting story?" "There is a middle-age businessman." "His name is Shakti Kapoor." "After 7 years of marriage.." "..he started an affair with his neighbour." "When?" "When his wife goes to her maternal house." "Oh my God!" "He's narrating my story." "Now what will happen?" "Do you know what happens?" "His girl friend blackmails him." "She tells everyone about his affair and defames him publicly.." "Enough." "Don't tell me more. I'll read it." "Go and do the work at the bank." "Don't worry." "There are diff kinds of people.." "Twinkle is a model too." "She meets many people every day." "If she tells everyone about what.." "..happened between us last night.." "No." "She can't do this." "Hi, welcome back to open show." "Hi, Twinkle." "Hi." "Do you want to say something to our.." "..viewers about your personal life?" "Ok." "I want to share my personal life with you." "First of all I want to say that Indian.." "..husbands are bad and flirts." "You won't believe what happened with me." "There is Prem Sahani in my neighbourhood." "Mother, Prem's name is on TV." "Mother, Prem's name is on TV." "Prem Sahani called me to his house." "Then he served me champagne." "He talked sweetly and while playing piano he did.." "Come on, Prem." "Pick up the phone." "Come on, Prem." "Pick up the phone." "I didn't do anything, Sheetal." "I didn't even touch her." "Believe me." "Sir, this is Annie." "Oh, Annie!" "Thank God." "Yes, tell me." "Sir, your meeting with doctor Screwwala.." "..is fixed after half an hour." "Yes, I know." "Send him in when he arrives." "Ok, sir." "Ok." "Hi, Prem." "Welcome. I was waiting for you." "Doctor Screwwala, this is the new cover page of your book." "Mr. Prem, what is this?" "This looks like cover of a sexy murder book sold on stations." "Absolutely right." "You've recognized it well." "We'll find a good title for your book and promote it." "Believe me, when this book will come in market.." "..not a single copy will be left unsold." "Mr. Prem." "I wrote this book on psyhology of married people." "It's a piece of literature." "I know that, sir." "But to sell the book, we've to make the cover spicy." "Mr. Prem, I'm a doctor." "Psychiatrist." "I'm a writer." "I treat mentally disturbed patients." "This.. when did this start?" "I don't know." "But I know." "You're lost in thoughts of a young girl these days." "Right?" "Yes, doctor." "Last night I found myself flirting with a girl on piano." "On piano?" "But I stopped myself." "I told that girl to get lost with her fritters." "Fritters?" "Yes." "Doctor, I'm worried." "I'm married." "Save me." "Then doctor Screwwala will advise you." "Listen." "If you repeat this piano incident your.." "..married life will get out of tune." "No, doctor. I love my wife very much." "What's new?" "Every married man says this." "Anyway let me give you some hi-tech advice." "Listen." "These women are like virus of internet." "First they enter men's lives." "Then they scan their mind and tranfer all his.." "..happiness, freedom and bank balance in their names." "In return what did they download in men's account." "What?" "Tension." "Restlessness." "Suffocation." "Restlessness, bickering and children." "And they delete the smile from men's faces.." "..and leave after hanging their systems." "And once a man is hanged.." "..he isn't worthy of female or email." "That's why I tell you, as far as possible.." "..stay away from this virus." "Got it?" "Look.. -l got it." "Hello." "Are you dead?" "Did you went to buy flour or to grind it?" "It's the virus.." "Hello." "My wife." "Hello." "Look.." "Where are you?" "Prepare the design." "Call me tomorrow." "I'm coming." "Hurry up!" "l'll get the flour." "God!" "Open the gates of your heaven." "Manoj Lalwani is coming." "Lalwani!" "What are you doing?" "If you shout.." "..I'll die of heart attack before committing suicide." "Why are you jumping?" "My wife has insulted me." "She drove me out of the house." "And do you know what she says." "She says I'll divorce you." "Brother, I can't even face anyone now." "Will your face change after death?" "Tell me." "No." "If you're dying, then fulfill your last desire." "Which desire?" "The one that arises in every men's hearts.." "..when wives go to maternal house." "Right?" "Right?" "What's this?" "This is a telephone number." "You showed me heaven." "l accept it." "But I'll take you to fairy of heaven." "Twinkle." "Hey!" "Prem." "Now there shouldn't be any trouble in life." "No virus in my life." "Got it?" "Prem." "Prem, listen." "Prem." "Hey, Prem." "I called you in the mall, but you didn't listen." "I was in the mall?" "I'm coming from office." "You must've seen someone else." "Maybe." "Do you know I did lots of shopping today?" "I bought perfumes, cosmetics, lipstics and shampoo bottles." "Wow!" "You know what?" "With shampoo bottle I got two movie tickets." "Oh, lucky girl." "It's night show." "Will you come along?" "Oh, I'd love to." "But I've important work in the office tomorrow." "I've to prepare for it tonight." "Sorry." "Good night." "Thank you," "Ok." "My wife came back." "She's hiding here to surprise me." "No problem. I'll surprise you too." "Surprise!" "Darling, I love you." "You're great.." "What are you doing with my wife?" "How dare you tease my wife?" "Mr." "Chheda.." "Mr. Chheda, I made a big mistake." "Now that you're caught, you call it a mistake." "No." "Thank God I came on time." "Or I would've to raise the result of your mistake." "How are you?" "Fine?" "Yes." "He only touched you?" "Yes." "Sure?" "Mr. Chheda.." "..actually sister-in-law is wearing my wife's sari so.." "..I thought my wife returned and I hugged her." "You starting wearing other's sari again." "No, actually.. the washerman gave me his wife's sari." "Sari was so lovely that I couldn't control myself." "You couldn't control yourself." "Seeing you he couldn't control himself." "But I'm left alone." "He recovered the rent by hugging you." "Listen." "Please don't scold sister-in-law." "It's my mistake. I hugged her by mistake." "Actually it's her fault." "Go now." "Go." "No, Mr. Chheda." "It's my fault." "I hugged sister-in-law thinking her to be my wife." "Forgive me." "Ok, fine." "Now go." "Mr. Chheda, I hugged her." "Forget it." "I hugged her.." "Shut up!" "Why are you harping?" "You want to do action replay?" "Mr. Chheda." "Now stop it." "But look, I'm ashamed." "You.." "Listen, you did it by mistake?" "Yes." "Now end the matter." "Go." "How is it possible?" "You want to supress this matter." "But I won't let it be supressed." "I'll apologize." "Brother, will you announce it publicly?" "Will you defame me?" "Please go." "Mr. Chheda, forgive me once." "l fogive you." "Go." "No." "You're forgiving me in helplessness." "You don't forgive me from your heart." "Look, I forgive you with all my body parts." "Get lost." "Get lost." "No." "Mr. Chheda, I won't get peace unless you forgive me." "Brother, I forgive you." "Now go." "Now if you apologize more.." "..I'll kill you." "How is it possible?" "Go now." "I've to send the sari back." "Who?" "Your wife's sari?" "Get lost." "Now how should I apologize to them?" "Watchman!" "Hello." "Hi." "Sheetal." "Yes." "Where are you?" "ln the bathroom." "What are you doing in the bathroom?" "Typing." "What does a man do in bathroom?" "You don't believe me?" "Hear this." "Did you hear?" "No need to give proof." "Listen. I've convinced my parents to get Tina married." "Then come back." "I can't." "Why?" "Nikhil is stopping me." "Who is Nikhil." "My old college friend." "I'd introduced him to you in our wedding." "That!" "Lthat flirt!" "Congrats." "Thank you." "Don't forget to eat.." "Congrats on your wedding, Sheetal." "Nikhil." "Yes." "When did you return from London?" "I came when I heard about your wedding." "Won't you introduce me?" "Prem, this is Nikhil." "Hey, Prem." "Congrats." "These are for you." "Thanks." "You're a very lucky man, brother." "You got her." "Do you know, Prem, we used to call him Mr. Flirt?" "Why?" "He used to flirt with all the college girls." "Interesting. -including me." "Nikhil, when are you getting married?" "What can I say?" "I finalized a girl. I wanted to propose to her in India." "Then did you propose to her?" "How can I?" "Why?" "You married her." "Nikhil, stop flirting now." "l'm married now." "Oh.." "No chance." "Friend, there is a chance." "It's possible that after one, two or seven years of marriage.." "..when you'll get bored of Prem's love.." "..and you'll need to flirt with someone.." "..you can always give me a call." "l.. you know my number." "Right?" "Excuse me, Mr. Flirt." "You don't need to phone Sheetal." "Because I won't let her get bored." "Are you telling the truth or just boasting?" "I'm telling the truth." "I'm telling the truth." "I'm telling the truth." "Which truth?" "Sheetal, stay away from Nikhil." "He's not a nice man." "Prem, he's my best friend." "And he's getting married." "He invited me to his close friend party." "Close friend party?" "You won't attend it." "Ok?" "Sheetal, you won't attend that party." "Ok?" "Prem, I'll go." "Hello, Sheetal." "You won't go." "Reverse swing." "LBW." "Lost before wife." "Did you see how jealous Prem is?" "He was having fun." "He was enjoying." "What happened?" "He got a shock of his life." "Your magic is stunning!" "Your charm is stunning!" "Your eyes are stunning!" "Your youth is stunning!" "You can floor anyone with one glance." "You can melt stone with your touch." "You can floor anyone with one glance." "You can melt stone with your touch." "Your magic and charm are stunning!" "Your eyes and youth are stunning!" "I want to do as my heart desires." "My heart strives only for your happiness." "I will give you what I never shared before." "My heart always think of you." "My sweetheart, what spell have you cast?" "O' beautiful!" "O' beautiful!" "O' beautiful!" "O' beautiful!" "Stunning!" "I have the aura to woo you." "If you come close, you'll get incinerated." "I won't come in your hands." "You will even lose this world." "You've driven me crazy." "O' beautiful!" "O' beautiful!" "O' beautiful!" "O' beautiful!" "If she can go party, I can go to watch film with Twinkle too." "Hello." "Hello, Twinkle." "Yes." "This is Prem." "Yes, I know." "Tell me." "Thank you." "My tomorrow's meeting is cancelled." "If you want.." "We can go to watch the film." "Ah.. thank you." "Thank you." "Ok." "Thank you for ok." "Before coming here, I ate garlic and onion sauce." "But still my breath is refreshing." "So everyone wants to be close to me." "The secret is Fresh Air lt fights bad breath and brings you closer." "Fresh Air." "Don't I look cute and natural?" "Yes, you look amazing." "Thanks." "But I don't believe that using this toothpaste.." "..can keep your breath fresh for the whole day." "Of course it does." "I use this toothpaste too." "I brushed this morning." "And my breath is still fresh." "But I don't believe." "Now do you believe?" "Can I check once more?" "That was awesome." "Thanks a lot." "I should thank you." "You give me such good company." "By the way, is your air condition repaired?" "I called him, but he didn't show up." "Excuse me." "Where is Twinkle Chopra's flat?" "Second floor." "You came to repair air condition." "Yes." "But her air condition is repaired." "Air condition is repaired?" "Yes, you came late." "It was urgent." "So it got repaired." "It's done." "Yes." "Go now." "Thanks." "Electricians are really lazy." "I kept my air condition on." "It must've been cold by now." "If you want we can sit there for some time." "Ok." "I could offer you some cold coffee or anything you like." "Yeah." "Shall we?" "Yeah?" "Ok." "Please." "Ok." "Let's go." "This cool air is for some time only." "After that I've to go to my flat and sleep in that heat." "It's obvious from your behaviour.." "..that you're interested in me." "If I say to him that tonight I want to stay here.." "..he won't refuse." "He's kind hearted." "I can understand." "You were raised in modern society of London." "After all we're educated people." "We understand what's right and wrong." "Maybe you're scared of the society." "But no need to fear." "So what did you decide?" "Prem, I was thinking that tonight.." "What?" "Hold tis for a minute." "And you stay there." "I'll be back." "What is it?" "What?" "I caught red handed." "Whom?" "Him." "He was peeping through the key hole." "What were you looking at?" "l didn't see anything." "I heard girl's voice so I was trying to see." "There is a girl in your house." "Yes, she's inside." "She's reading news on TV." "I heard your voice too." "So?" "Can't I talk in my house." "I've to take your permission?" "It's his house." "Why did you peep, washerman?" "No.." "Quiet!" "What happened?" "What's going on?" "Are you drunk too?" "You're not allowed to stand here after drinking." "Go now." "What do you want?" "Carpet." "You want abuse." "I'll give you. I'll abuse you." "Fool!" "Stupid!" "Scum!" "No.." "Will this work?" "I know some heavy abuses too." "Mother.." "No.." "I want carpet." "Car.." "He abuses ever since his wife fled." "What?" "Carpet is there." "He came to take carpet." "Who did ladies legs get there?" "Listen to me." "Forget the carpet." "Why did you shut the door?" "Prem." "Who is outside?" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "What is this?" "Go." "God!" "Didn't I say?" "He closed the door as a girl is inside." "Quiet!" "Prem, open the door." "You're alone.. we want to watch news too." "We want to hear ladies news." "I just saw the legs. I want to see more." "Yes." "Stay here. I'll be back." "Open the door." "He came." "What's this.." "Let's go." "Move." "Did you find?" "l saw ladies legs." "There are no ladies legs, but gents legs." "Our legs." "Mr. Rathode, you're mistaken." "Mistaken.." "Don't mention my family." "Please." "I come from a good family." "Ask him." "He has no family. -l mean there is no family like his." "Mr. Rathode, sorry." "Look, I saw ladies legs in black and white sandals." "I saw.. -l too heard ladies voice." "Hearing them, I doubt you too." "Prem, tell if there is something." "Yes." "You think I'm lowly." "No." "That's why I'm worried." "There is something fishy." "Shut up!" "Get up." "Chheda, take them." "They're creating din." "Yes." "What does he think of himself?" "I saw ladies legs here." "Mr. Rathode, can I say something?" "Ever since sister-in-law left you alone.." "..you see only legs." "Does it happen?" "lt happens psychologically." "I too see." "Whose legs?" "Tell me." "No." "I see legs listening to you." "I just imagine it." "Chheda, drive them out." "Get out." "Have patience." "Don't you think you drank a lot today?" "But those sandals.." "I saw sandals." "Where?" "From outside." "From outside?" "Yes." "Then come outside." "And you want carpet." "Take that one." "I came to take this." "I'll give you carpet and abuses too." "Don't hit me, sir." "Get lost." "Get out. i'll sleep here." "Enough." "Sir." "Mr. Rathode, I'll show you in your house." "A small.." "Go." "Thank you." "You are my companion." "You are my partner." "How can I tell you.." "..what can I say what you mean to me?" "I was living alone." "After getting you I got life." "You are my companion." "You are my partner." "With you spring has come in my life." "With you there is moonlight even during the day." "With you around, the earth sings along." "With you around, there is joy all around." "With you, there is light on the path." "With you life becomes complete." "How can I tell you.." "..what can I say what you mean to me?" "With you there is beauty in the ambience." "With you there is intoxication." "With you the surrounding becomes romantic." "With you the breeze feels aromatic." "With you flowers blossom." "With you there is colour everywhere." "You are my companion." "You are my partner." "I was living alone." "After getting you I got life." "Good morning, Mr. Chheda." "Good morning." "Give me two liter milk." "Why two?" "Take four liters milk now." "Why?" "Did you win a buffalo in lottery.." "..that you're giving milk for free?" "Who will pay the bill?" "No." "Your neighbour will pay me." "My neighbour?" "Why?" "Mr. Mishra." "Mishra?" "Sir, he hugged your wife." "So please forgive him, sir." "Did Mishra tell you this?" "Yes." "He even told the watchman last night." "Look." "Don't tell this to anyone." "Yes." "Look, I'm respectable." "Yes." "Look, I bind you with oath of your milk." "Got it?" "Yes." "I'll give you money without taking milk." "Yes." "But don't tell anyone." "Ok?" "Yes." "Yes, sir. I got it. I won't say." "Mishra." "Mishra!" "I won't spare you." "I'll kill you." "Hey!" "Scum!" "Mr." "Chheda didn't forgive me." "Mishra." "How should I apologize?" "God!" "Hi." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Your breakfast is ready." "Please." "Wow!" "I can't believe you make such good breakfast." "Thank you. -l like it." "And I like you." "I'll give you a bigger gift than this tonight." "Bye." "Bye." "Bigger gift than this?" "Brother, move your razor slowly." "I want to shave not cut my throat." "I made a mistake, brother Chheda." "Do it properly." "How much?" "Don't give me money." "Why?" "Give forgiveness." "You didn't cut me." "Why do you want forgiveness?" "Hey, not to me but to Mr. Mishra." "Mr. Mishra." "Yes." "He hugged your wife by mistake." "He's standing with folded hands for long." "He told you." "Yes." "Everyone knows in this area." "Everyone.." "Mishra!" "Mishra!" "Please, brother Chheda." "Forgive him." "You didn't forgive me from your heart, brother Chheda." "Mishra, you've not just hugged my wife, but teased me too." "Now this Chheda won't spare you." "Stand there." "Oh God!" "Stand there." "Mishra, don't run!" "Forgive me." "Don't hit me." "Hey!" "Forgive me." "What happened?" "Now apologize." "Brother Chheda, forgive me." "First you steal then you apologize." "No, he didn't steal." "He hugged my wife thinking her to be his wife." "What?" "Yes." "You didn't know." "No." "You didn't know." "No." "You know?" "No." "You know it." "No." "You know." "No." "Hey, they don't know." "Nobodoy knows." "Nobody knows!" "Nobody knows!" "Did he feel bad?" "Prem." "Prem." "I really admire you." "Your spell has worked after all." "You know how to woo a girl." "One has to work hard to get gift." "Excuse me, sir." "Come in." "Sir, there is a gift for you." "Gift?" "So soon?" "Yes." "No, this isn't my gift." "No, sir." "This is yours." "Calendar for you?" "Hello." "Hi, Prem." "Love you." "Sheetal, you?" "Whenever I'm busy with important work, you surely phone." "I'm your wife. I can phone anytime." "Ok." "Why did you phone?" "First answer my 'Love you'." "Ok, dear." "I love you too." "Prem, do you remember what's tomorrow?" "Now what?" "Wedding anniversary." "Whose?" "Ours." "You forgot again." "How can I forget?" "Wives don't let husbands forget such incidents." "Marriage may be an incident for husbands.." "..but for wives marriage is a dream come true." "Listen, I want you to come to Mysore tomorrow." "We'll celebrate wedding anniversary here." "I can't come, darling. I've lots of work in the office." "Then finish your work and come here at night." "I can't come. I've important gift.. meeting at night." "I've to meet my client Doshi." "He's going to America." "Prem, our marriage will complete seven years today." "And from tomorrow a new year will start in our lives." "I want us to exchange wedding rings at 12 am tonight." "I can't reach, Sheetal." "If you love me, you'll surely come." "Love you." "Hello, Sheetal." "Hello." "I think she came." "Hi, sexy." "Hello." "Come in." "Come in." "You can rest." "Hurry up. I've to go to other clients too." "Yeah, of course." "Today.." "Coming." "What a figure!" "Lalwani, she's here." "Listen." "We've to haste." "Madam has less time." "Yes." "Who came?" "How did she return?" "Komal!" "Lalwani." "What happened?" "We're doomed." "Doomed." "What happened?" "My wife is back." "God!" "Hide her." "You handle sister-in-law, I'll handle her." "It's done.." "Come, Komal." "You came so soon." "Yes." "This is my house too." "Yes, of course." "Nobody can stop me from coming in." "Got it?" "Come." "Come." "Oh God!" "Will we've to change room again?" "No, dear." "Relax here." "I'll be back." "Komal, don't go in this room." "Why?" "There are cockroaches in this room." "They might bite you." "When I'm not scared of lion, why will I fear cockroaches?" "Move." "Let me go in my room." "You're strange, Komal!" "You're after one room." "I want to give you all the rooms in the house." "Go in the room upstairs and check your gift." "Gift?" "Of course." "For me?" "Yes." "My sweetie!" "Let me see." "Wow!" "Yes." "Rathode." "Yes." "I smuggled the girl and hid her." "Fantastic." "Where?" "Upstairs." "is this my gift?" "Excuse me, sir." "Yes, Mrs. Kulkarni?" "Sir, I need two months leave." "No. I can't give you such a long leave." "Sir, if you can't give me leave, take my resignation." "What's this?" "You're resigning." "Yes, sir." "My husband is in hospital." "So why do you need to resign?" "Sir, both his kidneys have failed." "And I'm donating my kidney to him." "What?" "Yes, sir." "You must be wondering.." "..why am I risking my life to save my drunkard husband?" "I accept that I've to face troubles and.." "..humiliation because of his vices." "But sir, when I look into his tearful eyes today.." "..I don't remember the troubles he gave me.." "..but the moments of happiness we shared." "And what can be more joyous thing for a wife.." "..than her husband returning home?" "The magic of seven nuptial rounds.." "..won't let husband and wife separate." "Mrs. Kulkarni, you don't need to resign." "I sanction your leave." "Thank you, sir." "Thank you very much." "What can be more joyous thing for a wife.." "..than her husband returning home?" "The magic of seven nuptial rounds.." "..won't let husband and wife separate." "My ring." "Where did it go?" "You were worried to get this ring off." "Now why are you worried after losing it?" "It's said that marriage is a circus of three rings." "First engagement ring." "Then wedding ring." "And then suffering." "But what's happening here?" "Prem, what is your game?" "Now the path is cleared." "Everything will be pardoned." "Problems are halved." "Because your better half became bitter half and.." "Happy independence, bro." "You're free now." "Enjoy." "Enjoy yourself." "What was I going to do?" "Happy birthday, Pinky." "Happy birthday, Pinky." "Thank you, father." "Wow!" "Now wear this." "Thank you." "Father." "Hi." "Ok, mother." "Good. -lsn't that amazing?" "Play that again." "Come on." "Where are you?" "Pinky." "Where are you?" "Caught you.." "Father." "Hi, Prem." "So are you ready for the gift?" "Twinkle, please go away." "Why?" "Look, don't get me wrong." "But I can't cheat my wife." "I know." "Not just your wife, but you can't cheat even others." "Because you're a gentleman." "No. I'm not." "Twinkle, you don't know what I was thinking about you." "Shall I tell you what I think about you?" "No girl will be scared to be with a person.." "..like you anytime and anywhere." "Because you're a nice man." "No, Twinkle." "You don't know that.." "I just know that last night when.." "..I was sleeping in your bedroom.." "..if someone else had been in your place.." "..he would've tried to take advantage of the situation." "You know, Prem, why girls like you at first meeting?" "Because you're a good husband." "I never believed in marriage." "But after seeing you, I feel every girl should get married." "And she should get a husband like you." "In fact I'm jealous of your wife.." "..as she got a husband like you." "No, Twinkle. I'm not a good husband." "Tomorrow is my wedding anniversary." "And Sheetal wants we should exchange rings at 12 am tonight." "But she does't know the ring which brought us together.." "..has been lost." "Now I've no courage to face her." "I'm scared to think that I might have lost her for ever." "Don't worry. I'm here." "Won't you take your gift?" "Gift?" "Didn't I say I'll give you a gift?" "This is your surprise gift." "Twinkle, you saved me." "Now one more gift for Sheetal." "Now go." "Sheetal is waiting for you." "Brother Prem, did you see Rathode?" "No." "Did you see Ramnik?" "No." "Did you see my Jamura?" "l saw nobody." "I'm going to meet my wife." "Ok?" "Listen. lf you see our husbands, tell them they're in trouble." "I got saved." "Chheda, your wife is looking for you." "She's looking for me to hit me." "Will you like to see me getting hit?" "No, right?" "So drive." "No." "Brother Chheda, I won't let you go until you forgive me." "Right." "Stand here." "Today I'll forgive you and finish you." "Prem, drive the car." "Drive the car." "What is it?" "What are you doing in my car?" "Don't waste time." "Drive or else our wives will come." "Tell him to drive." "Hurry." "It's good that you're here." "Sister-in-law, Mr. Rathode and Lalwani are here." "Take him in." "Sister-in-law, where are you going?" "Mrs." "Mishra.." "..your husband kept apologizing and drove my husband crazy." "Don't waste time." "You want your husband?" "Yes." "So come with us." "Where?" "Don't ask." "Come." "Stupid Mishra!" "Stop the car." "Parvati." "My wife came." "Forgive me." "I've to get down." "No." "Stop the car." "No, I'm getting late." "I'll thrash you." "Drive faster." "Listen. lf you don't marry me, I'll commit suicide." "Look out.." "I don't want to die." "Stop the car." "Brother, it's my fault." "Let me apologize to her please." "No." "Apologize.." "There is a girl on the car." "Where are you?" "Stop the car." "God, I worshipped you a lot." "Now I want to get married." "God, it's a miracle." "Drive fast." "Stupid." "I've to urinate. lt's urgent." "Prem, stop the car." "No. -l can't." "I've to reach Mysore before 12 am." "It's my wedding anniversary." "Wow!" "Congrats!" "Why are you skating on the road?" "is there a feast going on?" "Get aside." "What are you doing, Mr. Mishra?" "Move aside." "Mr. Rathode, my knee touched you." "You felt bad?" "Quiet!" "Forgive me. I never mind you." "Ok." "Keep quiet." "Just a minute." "Look there." "Nice legs!" "Take her in." "Give her lift." "Get her in." "There is no space in the car." "No.." "What do you mean?" "I'll make her sit on my lap." "No, look, I'll do it." "No, she'll sit on my lap." "Hello." "Where is Prem?" "There." "Prem." "Sheetal." "Prem." "Happy wedding anniversary." "I love you so much." "Father." "Hi, baby." "Happy anniversary." "Thank you." "Prem, you scared me." "I'd to surprise your daughter." "Friend.." "You've become naughty boy again." "Father was a naughty boy, but now he's a good boy." "But one thing is for sure." "With Prem all our problems are solved too." "Yes." "Now there will be only love in our lives." "We'll enjoy." "Wait." "I harassed you a lot. I gave you trouble and tension." "Yes." "I won't repeat it." "He reformed after his wife returned." "Everyone has to reform." "Brothers and sisters, you tolerated us for so long." "Did you felt bad?" "He can never change." "Reform him!" "Hit him!" "Game is over." "Fun is over." "Husband reformed after making promises." "He came on the right track." "Now you too come on the track." "Understand that married man is like a test cricketer." "He has to play a long inning." "So with love and ease." "If you get involved in fast cricket, you'll lose your life." "Attack of pot!" "He's doomed!" "Who is it now?" "Sorry." "Coffee." "Sure." "These are the defects of husband that can't be repaired." "This is called the after effects of marriage." ""Hi, I'm the one who once said to someone.."" "..I wish I'd someone to serve me hot tea." "I'm the one who once said.." "..I've given my life to you." "I'm the one who once said.." "..will you be my bride?" "Will you marry me?" "Will you marry me?" "I'll make your life." "But it was fine on the screen.." "..but in reality.." ""lf you marry me, you'll have fun!"" "I've a world record." "I'm asked a question more than anyone else in this world." "When are you doing it?" "When are you doing it?" "When are you doing it?" "Earlier I used to get irritated by this question." "But now I confront." "When someone asks when are you doing it.." "" ..I ask, when are you dying?"" "When are you dying?" "Oh!" "Have mercy!" "I'll even die for you." "Just marry me once." "You know after marriage even the biggest dude gets subdued." ""The drum played on the wedding day, is just the beginning."" ""lf you marry me, you'll have fun!"" "Everyone loves stolen mangoes." "One who gets caught is a thief and one who escapes is smart." "One with wife like a knife.." "..has to play it safe." ""lf you marry me, you'll have fun!"" ""Anyway, when boy and girl are together.."" "..fight has to take place." ""This isn't new, but it's going on for eras."" "When Adam fooled Eve and moved towards someone else." "Adam of another Madam." "Adam of another Madam." ""A husband who is scared of his wife at home, ogles outside."" "When wife gets furious.." "..furious.." "..husband's eyes automatically opens wide." "Husband's eyes automatically opens wide." ""lf you marry me, you'll have fun!"" "It's said a man is incomplete before marriage." "Correct." "Man is incomplete before marriage." "And after marriage he's finished." "What happened?" "Got a shock!" "When are you doing it?" "When are you doing it?" "After marriage he's finished." "When are you doing it?" "When are you doing it?" "Do it!" "Do it."