"It is rumoured that since the retirement of God of Gambler," ""Saint of Gambler", "Knight of Gambler"..." "Knight of Gambler 1999, Knight of Gambler, beat you up... all the gamblers in the world... have lost an idol that would bankrupt the big casinos and the Royal Jockey Club." "Did you bring the money?" "You punk, have you not lost everything?" "Ying Ying." "Until she turns up..." "You take care of it." "Brother..." "Why did you find such a jerk to play with me today?" "You are the lady who broke all the casinos in Las Vegas, Macau and Monte Carlo, ended the careers of the best 7 con men of the world, what people call the "Gorgeous Goddess of Gambler"?" "I don't know what you are saying, except the word, "gorgeous"." "You are gonna lose and leave here only with your boxers." "I would go further." "You will lose everything, even your panties." "Cut the crap!" "What game do you like to play?" "Show me what you got." "Same old stuff." "Boss... are you okay?" "Do you want me to take it out for you with a knife?" "Bastards!" "That's funny." "Okay, I am going to play with you whatever you want to." "Stone and scissors." "No problem, come on." "Okay, one game only." "If I win or we draw, you lose." "Hey, that's unfair." "Brother, it's okay." "Okay, I will count to three." "One, two..." "Three!" "I told you, you are not gonna win." "Who is the loser now?" "Lost..." "I lost." "You know what you should do now." "I lost." "It's so easy to beat that punk." "He is small potato." "But it's real hard to get back the five hundred million from Manu." "I am the "God of Gambler", wouldn't that be enough to make him pay?" "That bastard had been avoiding me." "When dad is in hospital, he suddenly tums up." "It's obvious that he is afraid that we will team up to deal with him." "I can deal with him all by myself." "Dragon and I will fly to Las Vegas tomorrow." "Henry and you will go to meet Manu..." "Play rough with him." "It's okay, I will take care of Ying." "This Manu... is a rascal among rascals." "You guys have to be careful when you deal with him." "Take care..." "Tell your girlfriend to suck the other side too." "This side is bruised and swollen all over." "Do you think I want it that way?" "But my girlfriend said my left side tastes sweet and the right side tastes bitter." "So she only sucks my left side." "Stop picking on me, what about him?" "Look at him." "There are bruises all over his neck." "It's really disgusting." "What do you know?" "These are spoils of victory." "That's really awesome, look at him, it's ropy..." "Not even a bite mark." "That'd be shameful." "Yeah, like a virgin, okay?" "It is." "You draw it for me." "Draw what?" "You have to suck it." "Come on." "You suck over here, I suck down there." "Suck what?" "We come to collect your debt!" "Welcome, please come in." "This way, please." "Have a seat." "You guys are here to collect the debt, please wait for a moment." "Our boss is having a meeting, maybe you guys can read the newspaper." "What?" "Newspaper..." "Sir, please go inside." "You are the boss?" "Hello..." "That's impressive." "Don't slack off..." "Do you think... that tiger is more fierce than ours." "And the dragon looks ferocious than ours too..." "No way, I draw much better." "Really?" "Those guys... get a tattoo and chopper, then went to collect debt... they were out of their mind." "Rub it off..." "Tattoo..." "Tattoo..." "you even get yourself a tattoo." "You gave no response at all." "Why did you guys sweat like hell?" "It's hot... because of... global warming... it's severe..." "Everybody knows that..." "it's getting worse, we... have to protect our environment." "Yeah." "Do you guys come to collect the debt?" "No... no, we... came here..." " for what?" "We... came here for sauna." "Yes, we come to take a sauna." "Not here?" "Well, we... go next door..." "Towel..." "Get the towel." "It's hot." "Excuse me..." "Excuse me..." "See you next time." "My name is Jay Chou, I am a debt collector." "I want to have a quiet life and I hate excitement." "But I don't know why, excitement is always there for me." "Bastard!" "You failed again?" "Boss, I have tried my best." "Those guys are nuts." "Of course they are." "Otherwise they won't borrow money from us loan sharks." "What do you want then?" "Well..." "Deduct it from your salary." "Again?" "If you fail again and together with your mother's loan..." "I will add 3% interest on top of that..." "Shit... that would be $168,000." "You are good at numbers." "Got it?" "$168,000, you better watch out." "Get out... get out!" "Take your time, boss." "Don't be upset." "Why are you yelling?" "Just quit..." "I am broke, how can I quit?" "Let us go to a sauna, let's go." "Maybe we can go to Macau." "We might win a big fortune." "Don't you dare to ask me to gamble?" "If my mother is not a degenerate gambler, I won't have to do this job." "If everybody wins, who is gonna lose?" "Are you going to sauna or not?" "No, I have to see Mandy tonight." "A cheap actress has an affair with the producer." "Your girlfriend, Mandy is reported in the tabloid again." "Again?" "All lies, do not believe it." "Just once or twice, maybe it's not true." "But this is the thirtieth time she is reported in the tabloid..." "I have a complete collection for you." "Cheap actress and heartthrob actor kissing in public." "This one is awful, Mandy having an exotic dance with the manager." "She is really a femme fatale." "Stop it!" "In fact... what hurts most is not your mother's debt, but your girlfriend's behaviour." "A third-rate actress spends like a superstar, how can you stand that?" "You guys don't understand, our love is so pure." "She said she is a Catholic so she won't have sex before marriage." "She won't lie to me." "Did you miss out something?" "She won't have sex with you before marriage, right?" "I don't believe you." "Don't lie to yourself." "Don't you think your girlfriend is cheating behind your back." "Yeah." "What should I do then?" "What should you do then?" "Play rough with her." "Just dump her, so simple." "How?" "How?" "Have an impressive start." "Reproach her with this tabloid." "Take it." "Baby!" "Baby the hell!" "Look at this!" "You always hang out with other guys, you..." "I didn't see that." "What do you mean?" "I didn't see that..." "Keep pressing..." "I didn't see that." "It's alright for exclusive report... but you want to make it big, do you want to survive?" "Baby..." "Just keep on beating her." "Keep on beating her and make her scared of you." "Then she will tell you everything." "Baby, please forgive me." "Baby, please forgive me." "Baby..." "Baby..." "Baby..." "Please forgive me." "For years, I have never yelled at her." "How can I beat her up?" "You wanna keep on suffering or you wanna beat her up?" "How?" "Give me a fierce look." "You look okay but it's not ferocious enough." "Yeah, but you have to strain it out." "Strain it out!" "Yeah!" "Keep it up!" "Yell at her..." "You!" "What the hell?" "Just shut up!" "Where did you go last night?" "My mother saw you go to sauna in Mongkok." "No way." "No?" "I know you want to fool around." "What?" "Don't you find me attractive?" "No." "Those hookers are much good looking than me?" "Of course not!" "No?" "Dare you admit that?" "Those rich guys want to sleep with me." "I turned them down." "Those producers want to have sex with me, I turned them down too." "How dare you do this to me!" "Let's break up then!" "Do you want to beak up?" "You really want it?" "Hey... the crackers are rotten." "General election will start tomorrow..." "Here..." "Lord of the Rings..." "Wong Jing has done that already." "Don't change the subject." "You like fooling around?" "Let's break up!" "I don't want that..." "Let go of me!" "I don't want to break up..." "Look at you, you are good-for-nothing." "I don't need that, it would be enough to have you." "I love you..." "Go to hell!" "Do you think you can get away with it?" "Look at you, I will beat you up!" "Don't bother me again." "Unless you bring me a six-carat diamond ring." "Mandy..." "Open the door!" "This apartment is mine, Mandy..." "Mandy!" "Let's break up!" "Go to hell." "Give me a drink to make me forget my love." "Give me a drink to make me forget my love..." "Give me a drink." "Nuts!" "What the hell are you singing?" "Sorry..." "Stop yelling on the street." "It is no big deal to lose your loved one!" "Just shut the fuck up, bastard!" "I am gonna call the police." "Go to hell!" "You guys are to be blamed." "Don't run!" "Don't run!" "Stop!" "So many guys beat up a woman, no way?" "Don't run!" "Don't run!" "What's up?" "Hey..." "What's up?" "Hold me tight!" "Smells good." "I can do that too." "Smells really good." "Okay..." "I quit..." "Why did you get ambushed?" "I have been waiting for you." "Suddenly they turned up and attacked me." "I am worried about you." "It's alright, brother gave me this diamond pendant." "It brings me good luck." "Who is that guy?" "He is my lover, believe it or not?" "No goal?" "That's good." "Boss, we got about 200 million dollars bet on" "Manchester United to win by more than one goal." "That's why I like Manchester United so much." "They always win the match." "But lose the bet." "That's a good team." "Hey!" "Look how you are holding it?" "You are not holding the television properly." "They hit the post, what are you gonna do?" "They can win the match, what are you gonna do?" "Boss, our men failed, they didn't kill that chick." "What the fuck." "So many guys can't even kill one chick?" "Chef." "Yes..." "Do you serve shit here?" "Feed them all, it's all on my treat." "Why are you getting so close?" "Stay away." "I am just kidding, why are you so scared?" "Feel guilty?" "No... no." "No?" "Boss, Miss Lung is here." "Where is Manu?" "Boss is busy now, he told us to serve you." "I heard that there is a rule on Manu's liner." "Whoever wants to see Manu, must first win at the games." "It is true." "But no one has ever succeeded." "Just cut the crap, come on." "Miss Lung, please cut the cards." "Storing so many cards in the sleeves," "No wonder Mr. Manu always wins." "What a "Gorgeous Goddess of Gambler"!" "What a shame, bastard!" "Alright, I won't play any tricks." "Place your bets, please." "Okay, I would like to bet five hundred million on DRAW." "Five hundred million?" "Why are you betting so big?" "You owe my father five hundred million, and you are not gonna pay him back." "So I better bet all five hundred million." "Alright." "Come on." "Eight." "You are gonna lose unless you get a seven." "Seven." "You are gonna die even if you show me your boobs." "You are gonna die anyway." "Lady, it's not that easy to win my money." "Maybe I can show you a little bit." "Did you see that?" "Shit!" "You guys are not lucky enough if you didn't see that." "Write out a cheque to Miss Lung." "Yes." "Manu, what do you mean by this?" "Your father invested in my business." "Every business has its risks." "I keep losing money till now." "You know, I don't mean not to pay you back, maybe later." "How late?" "This cheque is dated 2078." "Well then, I can definitely pay you back in 2078." "Maybe... you give me another five hundred million, I will make a big fortune out of it." "Then I can pay you back." "Manu, just stop acting." "Your accounts are crooked." "I won't cheat you." "We are such close friends." "Don't you dare to deny." "Samson has told me everything." "You sent an undercover?" "Got to be careful." "What did she give you?" "How dare you act as her undercover?" "Do you know you will go to hell if you betray me?" "Get her!" "Run!" "Why don't you cooperate with me?" "It will benefit all of us." "Ying Ying, I am sorry." "You force me to do it." "I am an undercover also." "Help!" "Why did you do that to me?" "I didn't do anything wrong." "Help!" "How can you guys sleep so soundly?" "Don't you know I broke up with my girlfriend?" "We have been so nice to you..." "Both of us... sit with you on this bloody cold beach... from night till morning." "we are not complaining." "It's normal to feel sleepy." "I broke up with my girlfriend and you guys do this to me?" "How dare you say that." "You didn't get drunk." "How much did I drink?" "Not much." "I keep drinking this one." "You guys drank that one." "As Andy Lau said..." "A loss may tum out to be a gain." "When there's life, there's hope." "Bullshit, George W. Bush said that." "Michael Jackson said that." "But this is my first love." "There is only one first love..." "First love my ass..." "We have stayed with you the whole night so it'll be your treat." "Treat you my ass." "You promised me." "We have been with you the whole night." "We will help you to find another first love." "I lost my loved one." "Let me help you find a new love." "Can't you just give us a treat, for once?" "Why is there a dolphin?" "What dolphin?" "Is it steam bun?" "Or it's chicken wrap?" "It's a dolphin." "He is checking that out." "Hey, it's a woman." "Woman?" "It's a corpse." "Corpse?" "What are you doing?" "She has an awesome body I would like to search her... see if she has any organ donation card?" "Go away!" "She is still alive." "Then I really have to search her." "Go away!" "What are you doing?" "Do you have something on her?" "Save her then." "Have she been overdosed?" "Have you ever seen someone taking drugs in a swimming suit?" "Maybe she felt like taking drugs while she was swimming." "Nice body." "Miss, are you alright?" "I should have learnt first aid." "You are alright now." "Why am I here?" "No idea." "Who am I?" "I..." "I don't know, I... just know that you have a great body." "Why can't I remember anything?" "Maybe a hug would be better." "This chick is crazy." "Do you want her then?" "Miss, do not be afraid..." "everything is okay now." "It's okay, don't be afraid." "Going to sauna in Mongkok..." "do you want to go?" "Let's check over there to see if she has any company." "Yeah, let's go." "Let go of me, please..." "Miss, I am busy." "I am in a hurry." "I'll have to go to the sauna." "I am leaving then, call 999 if you need any help." "Wait for me." "Why are you guys leaving in such a hurry?" "There is nothing on the beach." "Let us go!" "Where is that girl?" "That girl, it seems that she's out of her mind." "We better leave." "Run..." "Get on the car..." "What's wrong with you?" "You... calm down..." "Let go..." "let go of me." "What should we do?" "She comes and goes like a ghost." "Maybe we should take her to hospital." "Punk, she is probably an illegal immigrant and she is crazy..." "You take her to the hospital and the police will charge you." "Yeah, let's go." "It's not quite alright to do that." "Maybe we should take her with us." "Yeah..." "You guys want to screw her?" "She's gone." "Should we go then?" "Run..." "I have to get some sleep." "Tell the office to give me the afternoon off please." "Half day off?" "Okay, you go back to the office and tell them we take a half day off too." "Get going." "Bye." "Miss..." "Why did you dump me?" "You have got it wrong." "I have been looking for you for half an hour." "I can't find you, so I leave." "Hey..." "Are you going to cheat me too?" "It's not very likely, you look so innocent." "It would be nice if you can cook for me." "I am not going to be that lucky though." "Hi!" "Honey!" "How dare you come and see me!" "Have you got the diamond ring for me?" "Diamond ring?" "What diamond ring?" "I am alone." "What's wrong with you?" "You look so nervous." "Are you hiding a woman in this house?" "No, of course not." "I swear, if I do, I will be addicted to gambling and drugs." "Can I wear your shirt?" "Who is she?" "She?" "She... is a swimming instructor." "Swimming instructor?" "Mandy, listen to me..." "You shut up!" "You stole my man?" "Wait..." "I broke up with you already." "And I told you to go to hell." "Broke up?" "You want to break up, but I had not agreed." "Stay away!" "Bitch, you stole my man?" "I will beat you up?" "I am gonna get inside to beat you up." "Shit..." "Shit, why would it tum out like this?" "What should I do?" "What should I do?" "Bleeding?" "You are really too much!" "She hit me." "Master, you are here too?" "I thought it's just Mr. Manu." "In fact, I am here today... to discuss with you the election of the next King of Gambler." "Well they know too well that they are not as good as Manu or your sister." "So, they would like both of you to have a toumament... before I retire." "The winner will be the next King of Gambler in Asia, who will head the Asian casino union." "Fair enough." "No wonder Mr. Manu is so excited about this." "Mind your words." "What have I done?" "Hang out with your sister?" "Right, where is Ying Ying?" "Ying Ying is not here." "Really?" "I heard that she disappeared with her fiance, Henry after coming to see me." "I want to clarify that I have nothing to do with this..." "Nothing happens, Ying Ying is not missing." "Okay, let's have a tournament next week." "And the winner will be the King of Gambler." "What games are we gonna play in the tournament?" "Mahjong, of course." "We are Chinese, aren't we?" "Sixteen pieces, no wild card." "The classical two-persons mahjong." "Alright, see you then." "Alight, I am leaving." "Take care." "I am leaving too." "Take care." "Why do you promise them?" "The old guy is on their side." "He came here to check me out to see... if Ying Ying is missing or not." "If I don't say "yes"... they will say Ying Ying is missing." "And they will make Manu the next King of Gambler immediately." "So I have to say 'yes', so that we can have more time to find Ying Ying." "Why don't you play against Manu?" "I am very good at all kinds of gambling except mahjong, damn it." "Is your girlfriend alright?" "She would be fine, when I buy her an expensive handbag." "You treat your girlfriend so nicely." "It's useless, she always cheats on me." "Always?" "She has been cheating for a long time." "She betrayed me and hang out with other guys." "The awful thing is I knew it a long time ago." "So I broke up with her." "You better sleep, it's so late now." "Okay." "I can't sleep by myself." "Can you sleep with me?" "It would be dangerous for us to stay together in one room." "Now you told me to sleep with you... well." "That is real dangerous, don't you know?" "Get on the bed." "Do you mind if I snore?" "No." "That will be fine." "Can you sleep over there?" "I just want to tell you that" "I haven't slept on this bed for quite some time." "I usually sleep on the chairs this year, which brings me good luck." "Okay, good night." "I am still afraid." "Can you hold my hand while I am sleeping?" "Then I'll have to sleep here in order to hold your hand." "This way." "It's okay then." "In fact, I can hold your hand as I sleep over there." "You just move a bit over here." "Alright." "Okay now?" "Feel comfortable?" "Yes." "How about you?" "Sure." "I don't know your name." "I am Jay Chou." "Is that Mandarin?" "It's Cantonese, Jay." "And you?" "Yeah, you don't remember your own name." "Let me get one for you." "Okay." "How about Pamela Anderson?" "Sounds nice." "Then I call you Pamela from now on." "Well... good night." "This is not my cooking, feel free to eat it." "Don't go out, I will come back to have dinner with you." "Good morning." "Good morning." "What's wrong with you?" "I didn't sleep at all last night." "Really... you had sex the whole night?" "No way." "Does she have STD?" "No way, she looks like a virgin." "Last night, I held her hands when she slept." "She had nightmares after nightmares." "She yelled and cried the whole night." "How can I sleep?" "Really?" "You have to help her out." "Why don't you have sex with her?" "It would be a big waste if you don't." "Really?" "Of course." "You're gonna need this." "Condom, use it if you really care for your partner." "Get the hell out." "Do I look like I will take advantage of her?" "You must take advantage of her." "Sometimes I really want to." "To be honest, we are good buddies..." "If you don't want to take advantage of her, let us do it then." "Yeah." "You guys want to steal my woman?" "She is not your woman, not until you have sex with her." "I will consider it then." "Nutritious Soups For the Brain." "How to Cure Amnesia." "Is this good?" "Are you looking for sanitary napkins?" "This is diapers." "It's pork chop rice with tomato sauce again." "Aren't you gonna eat something else?" "It's really good stuff." "Two?" "Yep." "You got friends?" "Yeah." "$68 please." "What is it?" "You get one for $20." "It's junk, just throw it away." "Whatever you say." "Calm down... buddy... stay cool." "Help..." "Help..." "What happened?" "There are cockroaches in the living room." "Cockroaches which fly..." "Where is it from?" "Don't look at me like that..." "Aren't you gonna go out and kill those cockroaches?" "I know you didn't sleep well last night." "Let's sleep together tonight." "Yeah, it'd be quite windy tonight." "It would be warmer if we sleep together." "I will go and kill the cockroaches." "Let's go to bed earlier tonight, okay?" "Come on!" "Where is it?" "Come on!" "Come out!" "Come on..." "My dear roach you will not die in vain." "Why do you keep licking me?" "I am sorry." "Is it difficult for you to suppress your desire?" "Yep." "If you really can't suppress your desire... then do it." "I won't mind..." "What's wrong?" "I am sorry, I don't know why I act like that." "You don't know?" "I am a jerk." "You nose bled last night?" "Is that chick coquettish?" "No, as I get closer to touch her last night..." "She changed into another person." "And she beat the hell out of me." "She does not like your looks." "Is there a problem with your lights in the room?" "You know, some women don't like to do it in bright light." "Yeah." "What should I do then?" "Well..." "Maybe you should try to dim out the lights in your room..." "And you try to be romantic... and make her feel great." "Then you are gonna have fun." "So disgusting." "I won't do that." "Is that okay?" "Let's start again." "My mouth bled too." "You look awful!" "I must have her, by hook or by crook." "Call Charlie for the lust potion." "Come on." "That's tacky." "How about some tranquilizers to calm her down?" "I do have some tranquilizers here." "I used to take this." "You guys are really cheap." "Alright." "As it is still warm, I'll just donate it to the Red Cross." "Alright..." " I have to make my ultimate move." "This one will do." "Come on." "It works." "It is dripping, what's happening inside?" "Damn." "Don't try me..." "I am sorry, I just don't know why." "I do want to do it with you though." "It's okay." "I promise you that when I recover... you can do whatever you want with me." "Let it be." "Have you found your girlfriend Ying Ying yet?" "Not yet, Mr. Manu." "Now that she is missing, you have no opponent." "You are really stupid." "If I have that chick on my hands..." "I am gonna take control of Lung's business." "That would be a big fortune." "I have never thought of this." "If you are that clever... you are gonna take my post." "I don't dare." "Well," "I won't be sure she is dead, until I see her dead body." "If she tums up in the tournament..." "I will be in trouble." "Look at you..." "how can you be so careless!" "Her tits are so big, how can you miss it?" "I will do better next time." "Next time?" "Will there be next time?" "Mr. Manu..." "Just kidding." "Scared?" "Just eat." "It's good though, come on." "Pamela." "In fact, I think... it's okay even if you don't remember anything from the past." "The most important thing is that we are happy at this moment." "I am the kind of person that even if we don't kiss and won't have sex..." "In fact I am scared of being beaten up." "Would you like to go out with me?" "Of course." "Really?" "That would be great..." "Great..." "Great!" "I am in love!" "This one too?" "Thanks." "It would be a total of $292." "How do you know?" "I remember the price of every item we buy." "And I don't know why... a number just comes to my mind." "Really?" "How accurate?" "I am gonna pay though." "You don't want it, right?" "I do." "Why not?" "It's practical." "This is the limited edition." "It would be nice to find another one." "Women like stupid things." "That is why... women like men." "What are you doing?" "This should be the other one." "They form a pair." "If it is, then you marry me." "We talk about this later." "Do you think it's that easy to marry me?" "Okay, I keep this one." "If you find the other one to form a pair, and then you propose to me." "I may say Yes..." "I would like to buy them all." "You want to buy them all?" "Yes." "Sorry, they are not for sale." "Such junk, I just don't want them." "It's no big deal." "Make a big fortune?" "Lend me a million dollars to buy a flat then." "I want to get married." "I am done." "Someone wants to get married." "Who?" "I have to take him to the doctor." "This is called "sudden impulse", it can be healed." "Do you have any familiar doctor?" "Okay, I have done my calculations." "If I sell all my stocks and got thirty thousand dollars more," "I can pay back my mother's debt." "Together with the wedding banquet, honeymoon trip..." "I roughly need $150,000." "Why are you looking at me?" "Don't look at me." "You guys are real bastards." "But someone will help you out." "Who?" "Our boss." "What is it?" "Well, I would like to talk about my debt..." "I can't make any decision now." "I have to ask the new General Manager." "Who is the new General Manager?" "Come... over here..." "She is our new General Manager and also my new girlfriend." "About your debt, it's all up to her." "Haven't seen you for a while..." "I just want to ask you... why haven't you collected this debt?" "Well... it's hard to collect." "Those people are nuts." "So nuts don't have to repay their debts!" "This company is gonna go bankrupt then!" "But..." "What?" "I am telling you, you have to collect this debt today." "Or else, I'll add 3% interest on top of it and put it on your account." "Get out." "Go..." "What the hell." "Damn it." "Don't get mad..." "Come on... stop eating that." "You just had one." "Stop that." "Pamela?" "Why are you here?" "I have just learnt how to cook this dish." "You better try this..." "Taste good..." "It's you again?" "You even bring your girlfriend here." "I had let you go the last time you hit me." "Do you want to fight again?" "Hey you, why don't you go and collect the debt?" "Get going." "Yeah." "Come on, did you hear that?" "Let's go." "Pamela, I have to work now, you better go home first." "Where are you going?" "I know he's gone to collect the debt." "Shit." "Bless him." "Where did he go?" "He went to..." "Royal flush." "Hi." "It's you again?" "Yes, I came here to collect the debt." "What Debt?" "How dare you come again!" "Excuse me, sir." "I would like to collect the old debt." "Please pay it back." "What debt?" "Sir, the debt you owed our company... for seven years." "7 years ago, you owed us $30,000." "Now it is $110,000." "To save you from paying more interest, please clear the debt now, okay?" "You want to pay you back now?" "I will pay you if you win." "Gamble?" "I don't know how to gamble, I hate gambling." "You don't gamble with me?" "Then I am not gonna pay." "No, I don't know how to gamble." "Stop that!" "Why did you come here?" "You should not have come here." "Just go..." "I know you are in danger so I come to help you out." "Your girlfriend?" "Wow!" "So sexy." "You don't have to pay if you lose, just let your girlfriend do a strip dance." "Don't hit him." "I will gamble with you instead of him." "Okay." "Let's play cards. $10,000 per bet." "Do you understand what I said?" "I said I don't know how to gamble, I just hate gambling." "Who dares to touch my girlfriend, I will fight him." "Don't gamble..." "They are swindlers." "Don't play with them!" "You guys please knock him out." "Two Aces." "Then flush." "And straight flush." "A pair of 7." "A pair of 8." "Two pairs." "Three deuces." "King flush." "Ace flush." "You have dealt cards twice already." "Let me deal this time." "Are you ready?" "Three Kings." "Four Knaves." "Four Queens." "Three Aces." "Straight flush." "Straight flush." "First game, I lost 7 bets." "Second game, I won 3 bets." "Third game, I won 18 bets." "In total, I won 14 bets." "You cheat?" "I didn't." "You lost." "Pay me now!" "Pay you?" "You'd better pay." "Beat her!" "What's up?" "Where did you get the money from?" "They pay back your debt." "But that would be too much." "A few hundred thousands more." "He said it's for your medical fee." "He's so generous." "Did you say thank you?" "Did you hit me just now?" "How come so late?" "We bought lots of food." "It's rare to see you tidy up your house." "It's good stuff." "Wait, let me introduce you." "She is my girlfriend, Pamela." "Hi..." "They are my buddies, Eason Chan." "This is Leo Ku." "Hi." "Is it Cantonese, Mandarin or English?" "Cantonese" "My family name is Ku." "Leo Ku." "My last name is Chan." "My first name is Eason." "Eason Chan." "This is my girlfriend, Mimi." "Hi." "This is my girlfriend, Kiki." "Please have a seat and I am going to get ready." "Okay." "I will sit here." "Wait..." "What is it?" "Are we buddies or not?" "Good fellow." "How much?" "US$80,000.00" "Didn't you say $50,000?" "Well... $50,000 for the passport, $30,000 you lend me in advance." "You just got your double pay and you had spent it all?" "Last night I played cards." "In the first eight games, I won about $8,000." "Then?" "I lost $30,000 in the last twenty games." "I told you to stop gambling." "Don't give me a lecture now." "If Mimi knows I lost all my salary, I will be dead meat." "Here is $3,000, just take it." "I will transfer $50,000 to your account tomorrow." "$3,000?" "...Buddy?" "Want it or not?" "Sure, I won't pay you back." "Bastard." "Let me place my bet first." "Pamela." "What's wrong with him?" "He lost in gambling, I never saw him win." "Does he love gambling?" "Yes, he gambles everyday." "Pamela." "What is this?" "You check it out." "Panama?" "This is your Panama passport." "So you don't have to hide anymore." "I know this is fake." "But..." "I really appreciate that." "We have to plan for our future." "Our future?" "If you don't have an ID, we can't get married." "Put it away." "I will take these out." "Okay..." "It's great." "Gambling?" "Keep it low." "It's Asian markets -0.5 goal, really?" "Give me the results of all series B games tonight." "Lecce 2:1" "Bologna 1:0 How does she know the Chiu Chow dialect?" "Pisa 1:2" "Messina 2:0" "Chievo 0:0" "Modena 0:1" "Hey, what are you looking at?" "Go and help." "Take this, place your bet on it." "It's all Italian Series B matches." "Six correct scores?" "Crazy!" "I will go and buy some desserts for them." "Pamela, don't be so nice to them." "They will be spoiled." "I am sure of that." "Our girlfriends are brainwashing his girlfriend." "Men... are all bastards..." "They will be out of control if you treat them nicely." "You must dominate them." "You are the queen and he is supposed to serve you." "Let them do the chores." "How could we do that?" "Why not?" "Nothing is impossible." "No matter what, do not spoil him." "But I love her with all my heart..." "I don't think she will treat me like that." "If you trust men, then you will get into trouble." "I'll rather believe in ghost than trust men." "Men will get naughty after thirty." "They will be rotten when they are forty." "What should I do then?" "What should you do then?" "Don't tell them the truth before they are fifty." "Give them $800 a month before they are sixty." "Confiscate all their income." "Don't let them have any spare money." "Just smack them hard when they have done something wrong." "Till they bleed their noses." "How?" "Eason Chan, come over here." "How could she hear what we are talking about?" "Why are you still sitting here?" "Why don't you go inside?" "Mimi" "What happened?" "Nothing." "Then I leave you girls and go get a drink." "You hit him real hard." "Do you get it?" "In fact..." "I think... your boyfriend treats you so well." "Why are you so mean to him?" "That is because he must learn to be subservient." "Men can't be spoiled." "Otherwise they won't be fidel to you." "Eason Chan, what are yelling at?" "Please give me your tips again." "What tips?" "Your girlfriend gave me tips on six football matches." "She won them all." "It pays $1,300,000 for a $10 bet..." "Then you are gonna make a big fortune, you can pay back your debt now." "But I didn't bet on them." "Please give me some tips again." "It is just coincidence." "How?" "You won't win Mark Six six times in a row." "I just saw her talking on the phone in the Chiu Chow dialect." "Then she gave me her tips, and they are all correct scores." "I won't ask for more, $1,000,000 would be enough." "Stupid, she gave you tips." "And you don't bet on them, how can you do that?" "Did you give him tips?" "I don't know." "Don't know if it is finished." "It should be done after eight hours." "Really?" "Yeah... it's okay now." "Smells good." "Why don't you sleep?" "Yeah..." "I am so sleepy." "How should I know that?" "I got it... but you have to calm down." "Your girlfriend is no ordinary woman." "She is from the family which owns the largest" "Chinese gambling syndicate in Las Vegas," "Lung Ying Ying of the Lung family." "Awesome, right?" "Where is he going?" "To fix something." "You are back?" "It's about time for dinner." "What are you throwing?" "Useless junk." "What the hurry?" "Nothing." "Let's eat then." "You go ahead, I am coming." "Let us look at another channel, okay?" "Bingo." "I win." "Watch another channel..." "This one is good..." "This one is the worst, just horse-racing." "Two pairs, go ahead." "I love this one." "I am so tired today." "I am gonna take a bath and go to bed." "You better hurry too." "Are you okay?" "I am okay... you better hurry." "Mr. Manu, he saw Ying Ying last night." "Are you sure it's her?" "Yes, Mr. Manu." "Do you recognize her?" "I do, she came with her boyfriend to collect the debt." "She beat my boss in gambling." "And she beat us up too." "She's with her boyfriend?" "Why are you so sure?" "I swear she is Ying Ying." "Otherwise, let me be struck down by thunderbolt." "And I have all the bad luck in the world." "He really means it." "That must be her." "Should we go kidnap her?" "Just go and get her." "Lung Tin Gau will play against me in the Asian King of Gamblers Competition." "If I got his sister as hostage..." "I will win the tournament for sure." "Do I need to tell you how to get there?" "Let's go." "If that chick is still alive, why didn't she come after me?" "And she's with another guy now." "How long have you been together with your boyfriend?" "Well... it's almost three years." "When are you planning to get married?" "Marry?" "If he is a responsible guy... he will plan everything and propose to me." "Your boyfriend treats you so well." "But he can do better than that." "Why do you keep yelling at him?" "You don't understand men." "It's like flying a kite, you have to let loose and draw back your strings alternately." "Then they will be completely under your control." "That's profound." "You will learn that later." "What... did he propose to you?" "Kind of." "No way, marriage is so important to a woman." "How can he be so casual?" "If he proposes to you again, will you say yes?" "I will." "I just knew it from the way you are looking at the wedding gown." "But... woman has to find her own Mr. Right." "Excuse me, I have to go." "Thanks, take care." "Bye." "Bye." "Don't move, come with me." "Why me?" "Shut up!" "What do you want?" "What do you want?" "Ying Ying, you're okay..." "Big brother." "Where have you been?" "I am so scared." "Sorry." "You suffered a shock that is why you have lost your memory temporarily." "But it would be fine, just rest for a few days." "Dragon, walk the doctor out." "Thanks." "It's lucky that Dragon saves you in time." "Or Manu will get you." "The Competition will be held tomorrow." "Tomorrow?" "Yes." "The Competition will decide who is the new Asian King of Gamblers." "I have asked them to postpone it." "But Manu refused." "So, it will be decided tomorrow." "Is everything alright?" "No problem." "Great, have a good rest tonight." "Tomorrow you have to win." "Pamela." "Where have you been?" "In fact my name is not Pamela." "I am Ying Ying." "Didn't you say you won't tell her?" "You knew it long ago?" "Two days ago." "Why don't you tell me?" "You don't tell me neither." "I..." "I am afraid that you will get hurt." "Stop pretending to be a saint." "You can leave whenever you like, why did you come back?" "You can go back to your rich family." "Have a luxurious life." "With many servants who work for you." "Why did you come back to me?" "I have a very important appointment tomorrow." "Will you come with me?" "A gambling appointment, right?" "You know I hate gambling, and you want me to go with you?" "Jay, but I..." "If you like gambling so much, you just go ahead." "Can you stop gambling?" "Okay." "Go away." "Go away." "You jerk." "She came back for you and you kick her out?" "She has to play a big game tomorrow, that's why she came back for you." "Why did you drive her away?" "Why are you such an asshole?" "Are you a man or not?" "I am asking you!" "You are good for nothing." "Go and find her." "Go!" "Such an asshole." "Abandoning a woman in bad times." "I told you to go and find her." "Yeah." "What is she supposed to do?" "She is being nice to you and you told her to go away" "Come on, what are you waiting for?" "Get her back, come on." "Get her back." "Now!" "Get her back." "You guys are nuts." "Get her back." "Aren't you going?" "Come on!" "Nuts!" "Aren't you going?" "Go!" "You have forgotten to take your glasses with you!" "Get going!" "Nuts!" "Now!" "Keep smacking me." "How dare you get mad at us?" "I will beat him up if he stays." "100 cans of beer 100 cans of beer, be quick." "Come on!" "Be quick..." "Come on." "Stop the car." "Let's go." "Don't fool me, please, give me a limited edition." "Not this one again." "Please, give me a limited edition." "Welcome." "Ying Ying." "Mr. Manu, it's good to see you again." "Damn it, she didn't die even when she was shot on her chest." "Plan B, tell Henry to get ready." "In today's one-on-one mahjong match, the winner will be the next Asian King of Gamblers and the head of Asian casino industry." "May the best person win." "Anyone who cheats... will be disqualified." "Either one of you can call for time out once." "Wait, I have a request." "What is it?" "I would like to watch a football match while I play." "It's so obvious that they are real." "Bastard, I mean the football match between Manchester United and Roma." "Hey, this is disrespect." "I gave you US$10 million, why do I have to respect you?" "You guys are whispering, it'd not be fair." "Okay, I give you permission to watch the football match." "There will be eight rounds in total." "Pong." "Pong." "Pong." "Be careful how you play, kiddo." "You better watch out, girl." "Pong." "12 tiles." "You sure know what I want." "My lady doesn't have the momentum today." "She's distracted by something." "She even forgot her lollipops." "What should we do?" "It is psychological." "She has to deal with it by herself." "There is nothing we can do." "Bravo!" "Are you playing mahjong or watching the football match?" "Manchester United plays well, and me too." "Bingo." "Pamela!" "Pamela!" "I..." "When you need me most, I let you down..." "It's my fault to treat you like that, I am too selfish..." "I am afraid that I am not good enough for you." "I know you are the heiress of Lung family, and the Goddess of Gamblers." "I am afraid that you won't love me like before." "So I didn't treat you well." "I don't want you to recover from amnesia." "But I did that because I love you." "I love you." "There is a mahjong match going on." "If you don't behave yourself, we will beat you up." "I am almost done." "Just give me one minute more, okay?" "Okay, go ahead." "As you are such a nice guy, I am done." "Go away." "Hey, are you gonna play or not?" "I play." "Wait." "Are you a friend of Ying Ying?" "Yes, I am Jay Chou." "Are you from Taiwan?" "No, I am from Hong Kong." "Come with me." "Good girl." "Bingo." "Bravo!" "Manchester United, bravo!" "Today I am gonna win big." "Uncle, time out for 5 minutes." "Okay, each of you can call for time out once." "Last one... don't fool me..." "I got the limited edition." "Young man..." "Can you sell the limited edition to me?" "No way." "I give you a hundred dollars." "No." "Five hundred." "No." "One thousand." "No." "Ten thousand." "Fifty thousand..." "One hundred thousand." "You look much poorer than me, where did you get one hundred thousand dollars?" "You are so arrogant." "Give it to me." "Are you going to give me or not?" "Fat boy, you really can fight." "You are not bad though, well..." "I will give you this." "Thanks..." "Just a kiss." "Not even a kiss?" "Just a kiss." "Pamela." "I will get to the point." "Will you marry me?" "Marry him." "Marry him..." "Marry him..." "Marry him." "Kiss her..." "Kiss her." "Kiss her..." "Jay, I have thought it over." "Love is the most important thing for a woman." "I won't gamble anymore." "Please don't." "I have thought it over too." "A woman needs a man, but she also needs her career." "I love you, I will love everything about you." "Gambling is your career." "I should respect and support you." "Go back and butcher that bastard on the gambling table." "I am on your side." "Really?" "Yeah, beat him." "Okay." "Wait." "Thanks, brother-in-law." "We still have work to do." "Bingo." "Bingo again..." "Bingo again..." "Will a kiss bring good luck?" "You... come over here." "Boss, I cannot kiss you." "Moron!" "Who wants to kiss you?" "Are you out of your mind?" "Bring some chicks for me to kiss." "Yes, I got it." "After four rounds," "Manu is taking the lead." "Change seats." "What the hell!" "We can stay in the same seat." "No way, the one who gets "East" will decide." "Manchester United concedes a goal." "No!" "Sorry!" "It is offside." "Who first?" "I go first." "Okay." "No, you first." "Move it." "I can't watch the match if I sit there." "What a pity, you just can't watch it." "Move it." "Move the table to the side a bit, okay?" "No talking when playing mahjong." "You can't move the table and chairs, nor go for a pee." "What the fuck, you bastard." "Manchester United played very poorly in the second half." "Yeah, Ronney plays like shit." "C. Ronaldo sucks." "And he got the yellow card too." "Really?" "Bingo." "Really?" "Bingo again." "Bingo." "Penalty!" "What penalty?" "I mean the jockey was penalized!" "What kind of television channel is that?" "Live football match with horse racing advertisement." "What the hell!" "I will wrap you up in a game." "Ronney is having a fight with C. Ronaldo." "How would they fight each other?" "Crazy!" "You are so handsome today." "Beautiful suit." "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?" "Hey, fuck you!" "Hey... stop..." "No, stop." "Hey, stop..." "Out!" "You!" "Out." "Out!" "You!" "Out!" "He deserved that!" "He should be dismissed earlier." "Yeah." "Don't dismiss C. Ronaldo." "Are you playing or not?" "Of course I am playing." "Dismissed?" "Bingo..." "Haha!" "Bingo." "How?" "3, 6, 9, 5, 8, you get a 7." "That is... foul Play!" "You have to pay me instead." "You lost this game, you are just 20 points ahead of her." "You have to win the last game." "Or you won't be the Asian King of Gamblers." "I know that." "Manchester United is really one goal down." "The match is coming to an end." "Then Manchester United will be eliminated!" "Shit!" "Ferguson said he will quit if his team is eliminated." "Bullshit, I just had tea with him two days ago." "I went to sauna with him last night too, you punk." "Didn't he tell you that?" "Kong." "Kong." "Kong again." "3 hidden kongs for 30 points." "You lost 10 points to me." "Kong." "Kong again." "Give me 10 points back." "It is a tie." "Pong" "Pong" "Go ahead, punk." "Manchester United lost the match." "Really?" "Yes, I am C. Ronaldo." "I just knew you made all this up, bastard." "You want to drive me nuts?" "Today, Manchester United and I won't lose." "Keep playing, Goddess." "Okay." "One tile." "9 circles." "Grandmaster?" "Goddess of Gamblers?" "I am the King of Gamblers now!" "Haha!" "What a good hand." "What a pity." "Congratulations..." "Thanks..." "Thanks..." "Congratulations..." "Thanks." "To be fair, show us the hidden Kongs." "Okay." "You go ahead." "Why is that?" "Why what?" "False hidden Kongs are foul play." "So?" "You lost as you fouled twice in a row." "Lost." "Congratulations to the new King of Gamblers..." "Congratulations..." "Thanks..." "In fact, I am the Saint of Gamblers." "What should we do now?" "You better fix this." "Fix this." "I now announce that Ying Ying will be the new Asian King of Gamblers." "Yeah!" "Let's go." "Boss, I can't find any chicks for you." "So I brought mine instead." "Come in and kiss my boss." "Boss..." "Boss." "I gave you US$10 million." "Boss." "Boss." "Pamela, let's get married." "Ying Ying." "I have been looking for you." "Pamela..." "It's good that you are alright." "I love you." "I know that..." "I know you are a real bastard." "I am afraid that you still love him." "Of course not." "Kiss me then." "No way, there are so many people around." "That would be exciting then, come on." "Again?" "Subtitles by LeapinLar"