"just a minute, i'll be back." "y esterday, i saw her for the first time  and fell in love instantly." "hey taani!" "y our bridal outfit is here." "nobody is going to see my bridal outfit before me." "stop!" "oh taani my child finish your mehendi first." "oh dad !" "today is my wedding day so please no time tables today  and if you are in such a hurry why don't you sit for mehendi." "saw that surinder!" "all my life i have disciplined so many kids  but this professor gupta couldn't straighten his own daughter." "the princess has even chosen her own prince charming." "it's a love marriage." "hey taani!" "come here." "guess who is this?" "this is surinder my most favourite student." "remember i used to tell you about him?" "oh my god!" "so you are surinder!" "y ou have no clue mister  as to how many problems i have gone through because of you." "because of me?" "oh yes!" "throughout school and college i have only heard one thing... why don't you get marks like surinder!" "respect elders like surinder!" "surinder did this, surinder did that  and more than anything he wanted to get us married!" "no, no... what no, no?" "i am telling you." "he told me very seriously  that only a very fortunate girl can get a guy like surinder." "actually you don't know, but he loves you more than me." "y ou just can't stop taiking. be quiet now." "taani come here. - i am coming." "ok !" "it was nice meeting you, bye." "y es!" "of course, nice." "y es it's true!" "i fell in love with her the moment i saw her  her beautiful face, her joyous dance, her unhesitant laughter." "i thought i was seeing a girl for the first time." "it was a strange feeling, i was happy and in pain at the same time." "what happened?" "the bus carrying the groom and his family has met with an accident." "seems like no one has survived." "please come everyone." "get a car... fast." "it was a massive heart attack." "we have done our best. the rest is in gods hands." "who is surinder?" "i have brought up taani with a lot of love." "she is still very young and very fragile." "she will break under such circumstances." "if you think its right then please marry taani." "knowing that taani is in safe hands i'll be able to die in peace." "i don't have time son." "if you agree then i'll speak to taani." "i know this is not the right time to talk to you about this  but what to do  seems like god has called for me now." "i have never forced you for anything and nor will i today  but before leaving i'll give you just one advice  in life we make some relationships and some are made by god." "y ou just think that god has chosen surinder for you." "rest is your decision  but my child i wont be able to rest in peace  if i leave you here alone." "i won't be able to rest in peace." "i'll do as you wish father." "bless you my child, bless you." "long life and happiness, my children." "i always sleep in the attic upstairs." "so the room and the cupboard is all yours." "and if you need anything just let me know, i am a light sleeper." "there was a delay in the meter delivery ." "it's all right now. i have checked the inventory myself." "y es within 48 hours." "thank you." "punjab power at your service lighting up your life." "so surinder!" "what news?" "nothing." "so suri, you didn't come to office for two days." "is everything alright my friend?" "y es!" "everything is fine." "then why didn't you come to office?" "actually... i had to attend someone's wedding." "someone's wedding or your own?" "no nothing like that." "anything can be kept a secret from us in this city?" "friend!" "y ou turned out to be very secretive." "y ou kept your big day a secret from us." "no... no." "listen everybody sahni has got married." "so, when do we get to meet your wife?" "come, oh not like this." "surinder is our dear buddy he will throw us a party." "hey everyone there's a party at sahni's place today  and we will be introduced to his wife." "no khanna not today, not today. thank y ou!" "thank you!" "punjab power, lighting up your life." "hey you surinder sahni open the damn door. why are you hiding inside?" "are you too ashamed to see eye to eye with bobby khoisa." "i say, open the door." "even i don't want to see your face  just came to tell you that we are no longer friends." "i don't need a friend like you." "the one person who did everything  together with you hears about your marriage from neighbours." "is this the value of bobby khosla in your life?" "i know you are inside, you left office an hour back." "i know everything suri." "bobby... hey bobby... bobby is dead man!" "bobby can't die till suri is alive." "come in, i'll explain everything." "so where is she?" "down in my room." "and you sleep here?" "y es." "and now what?" "whatever god decides." "here come the caretakers of punjab power." "always late to work but always on time for free alcohol and free food." "y ou see to them i'll check on taani." "don't worry it'll all be ok." "i am coming, i am coming. what is the damn hurry man?" "taani, it's me surinder." "some friends from office have come home." "they found out about the wedding and invited themselves over." "i tried my best to dissuade them but you know how these people are." "i just have a small request... if you could come and meet everyone for just two minutes... it's ok taani, you don't take tension. i'll tell them that you are unwell." "i'll take care of it, you please take rest." "hey sahni!" "where is your wife?" "we are all too eager to meet her." "he won't let us meet her so early." "he must be hiding her somewhere." "it's not like that dk." "she is not feeling too well after the long journey... oh!" "i'll go get her... hey chaddha!" "y ou have still not had a drink with me." "ok then!" "first we'll drink and then we'll call on suri's wife." "ok surinder we'll take your leave." "it's quite late." "we'll probably meet your wife another time." "not a big deal." "no, no actually she was very keen on meeting you all." "surinder ji!" "i wanted to talk to you. could you come outside please!" "y es." "i'm sorry i behaved very badly today." "i have married you willingly  hence i have no right to take out my anger for god on you." "i promise you that from now on i'll be a good wife to you." "just be a bit patient with me." "i have to kill the oid taani that i was  and become a new taani and that might take some time." "there is one more thing i needed to tell you  i wont be able to love you." "... i don't think i have anymore love in me to give to someone." "i don't know if you can live your life without love." "and if you can't, then i wouldn't want to be a burden on you." "i don't know what love is taani." "i have never had the good luck of falling in love with a lady." "actually i don't even know any ladies." "today the way you kept my dignity in front of my friends, is love for me." "i am not used to nor do i require more love than this." "y ou are very lucky that you have never been in love." "there is nothing more painful in this world than love." "ok good night then." "now i know taani, why i have been in pain for the past two days." "i had fallen in love with you the first time i saw you." "good night." "good morning!" "good morning." "soft, sweet, slow" "soft, sweet, slow soft, sweet, slow, the winds blow soft, sweet, slow, the healing glow soft, sweet, slow, they bless us so" "soft, sweet, slow is the rise of the moon soft, sweet, slow lift the veil maroon soft, sweet, slow we get high and we swoon" "take it slow now, let it sink take a breath, step back from the brink toss your cares away with a wink cos life goes by in a blink soft, sweet, slow love will flow soft, sweet, slow love will flow" "soft, sweet, slow soft, sweet, slow love will flow" "raj - you must have heard of me" "the streets of love lie hassled tied up in shy coy tasseis they fight a war with themselves this heart's uncertain in every beat it shies away in coy retreat it says something does something else this mischief heart is a riddle, surprise" "rush into love and pay the price slow down love, let it sink take a breath, step back from the brink toss your cares away with a wink cos life goes by in a blink love will flow now soft, sweet, slow" "love will flow now soft, sweet, slow soft, sweet, slow" "love will flow now soft, sweet, slow" "god must have his own god too who will work his magic ways on you and you will see in me what i see in you in the name of god, lets go beyond horizons, lets go carry me away, lets go" "remember the words of the prophet's poem in the river of fire, you sink to swim slow down love, let it sink take a breath, step back from the brink toss your cares away with a wink" "cos life goes by in a blink love will flow now soft, sweet, slow love will flow now soft, sweet, slow soft, sweet, slow" "love will flow now soft, sweet, slow soft, sweet, slow, they bless us so" "i'll take it." "what is this?" "these people are teaching dance here  it's a big company from bombay." "actually i have always been very fond of dancing  and anyway i get bored at home the whole day  but if you are not ok with it i won't do it." "thank you." "mention not." "bobby my friend y es suri my friend if i tell you something promise me you won't tell anyone." "never till i die my friend... never" "i have fallen in love congratulations, celebrations, fireworks  but with whom?" "with my wife taani." "congratulations, celebrations, fireworks... cheers to this. this is more like it." "but she does not love me." "how dare she not love you, she is not your wife." "two slaps and she'll be loving you all over." "hey don't you dare!" "y ou will slap my wife?" "no, no not me you will." "never!" "the day i raise this hand on her  you cut this hand with your scissors, all of it." "y ou love her so much?" "but she says she wont be able to love me." "she wants to change herself." "she says she has to kill the oid taani that she was... but i love her just the way she is." "i want her to remain the happy, fun spirited taani that she was  and with whom i fell in love instantly." "i don't want her to change." "i want her to fall in love with me." "make her fall in love with me my friend." "do something that makes me the hero of her life." "the kind of hero that she loves to watch in films  and then she will come in my arms." "do some magic with your hands  and make my love story my friend." "balwinder viz. bobby khosla started this salon for this day perhaps." "now you wait and watch how i write your love story." "bobby!" "will she really not be able to recognize me." "suri!" "if she recognizes you  i will close this salon and go back to my village." "oh that's great, the thing is, taani has joined a dance class  and i really want to watch her dancing, so first i will go there." "and i'll quietly watch her dancing  then later i'll go home and surprise her." "hey what are you doing?" "i don't want to cut my moustache." "oh relax i am not cutting, just trimming your moustache." "girls nowadays don't like thick moustaches." "slowly, slowly... y ou duffer!" "oh sorry!" "don't worry it'll be back in a minute. i'll just check." "where are you going?" "i am feeling a bit tensed?" "but why?" "will taani like this new suri ?" "she will come dancing into your arms and will softly whisper in your ears." "what?" "suri." "y es. - i love you." "how much." "wow that was fantastic." "we bombayites never knew  that people in amritsar could dance so well." "amritsar this one's for you." "y ou must have noticed that we have divided you all into two groups." "group green and group red." "group green and group red." "now one person from group red will be paired with one person from group green." "because after all, the real fun of dancing lies in partner dancing." "ok guys you can now go ahead and find your dance partner." "damn it!" "oh i am sorry... oh where am i stuck now." "listen this is a misunderstanding." "i just can't dance." "please listen to me, i have never danced in my life." "oh no, no, no surinder. no running away now." "y ou are not suri i work for punjab power anymore." "now you are taani's hero." "y ou sing songs, you dance  you save the girls, you kill the bad guys... hello i am taani." "and i am your hero." "what?" "i mean 21 , 21 ." "y ou must have heard of me." "um... no i haven't." "don't worry. y ou will keep hearing it from now on." "alright then!" "i'll see you tomorrow. goodbye!" "oh no, no, no, i mean  never say goodbye." "always say, we are traveling the love lane  down the road we will meet again" "ok." "ok." "raj... raj, we are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again we are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again" "i just don't get it." "y ou said you'll watch taani dance and then go home and surprise her." "and now you are making me create this fake moustache?" "oh you fool!" "i have got the chance to dance with taani everyday  and you want me to loose that." "do you think, if she knew it was me  would she ever dance with a geek like me?" "never." "and even if she did she wouldn't be the same taani i saw today." "what are you trying to say?" "y ou just don't get it." "suri reminds taani of her tragedy, her sadness." "she can never be the oid taani around suri." "but now by being raj i have the opportunity  to spend some time with her." "tell me out of so many people  how come she was the only one who became my partner?" "how do i know?" "i'll tell you." "because of god... if he wanted she could have easily recognized me in a second." "but he didn't do that know why?" "why?" "listen to what god is saying." "he is saying  there i have started your love story." "now dance with taani all you want  get to know her better, make her laugh  give her heaps of happiness so that she forgets all her pain  and becomes your fun-loving taani forever." "as raj you can tell her whatever is in your heart." "all that you could never say as suri, now go live your love story." "y ou got me all emotional again." "here is your moustache, and suri is back." "i am sorry i got late, i'll just change and come." "i will take the tiffin - alright what is the matter?" "oh nothing, i have sprained my neck. i'll be back . y ou heat the food." "taani from now i'll be late every night." "i am doing overtime at office." "since you are busy with your dance classes in the evening." "i thought it's best i take on extra work." "alright." "we are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again... oh she's my sister dude... y ou must have heard of me." "the thing is there was no other colour left in the store." "these mumma's boys took every other colour  but even if there was i would have chosen this one only." "since yesterday yellow has become my favourite colour  because yesterday i saw you for the first time and you had worn yellow." "listen mister raj!" "i do not appreciate such talk." "please do not ever try to flirt with me." "but where am i flirting." "flirting would be if i were to tell you that  i have never seen a girl more beautiful than you  and when you dance all sweaty  the way your hair swings left and right, my heart skips a beat." "but i didn't say anything like that. - no flirting." "sorry mr. raj but i wont be able to dance with you." "oh no, no, no, i am sorry, i apologise." "see the thing is i am a loud mouth rowdy  i don't know how to converse with decent women  and you are very simple." "so i will never do any loose talk around you." "i'll be absolutely quiet." "i promise." "sorry wrong finger. one chance, just one chance." "yippe yippe!" "taani partner you didn't tell me sexy dress no," "it is pretty cool ya." "raj, come here. - coming, coming." "punjab's number one bike and number one dude at your service." "no it's airight. i'll manage." "oh don't think so much." "it's raining, you'll get wet, come on i'll drop you home." "thank you!" "why are you saying thank you i should say thank you to you." "alright then ready steady go." "damn my hairstyle will get spoiled." "know what taani partner, it's considered very lucky  to get wet in the first rain and whatever you wish for comes true." "really?" " of course!" "superb!" "so what did you ask for?" "it's granted as soon as i asked for it." "that the world's most beautiful girl be sitting on my backseat." "raj, you are flirting with me again. - stop the bike i'll go on my own." "ok, ok i am sorry, i apologise, never again." "so taani partner what did you wish for in this first rain." "nothing." "oh taani partner i am sure your heart wants something." "no my heart does not want anything." "how is that possible taani partner everyone's heart wants something." "y ou seem to know everything  so why don't you tell me what my heart wants." "should i?" "y eah!" "y our heart wants to stop paining." "caught you now, didn't i?" "now you are not saying anything?" "say something, yes or no?" "taani partner, close your eyes and let every raindrop reach your heart." "what are you doing raj?" "who will watch the road?" "y ou are watching it right?" "please look straight and drive properly." "ok, here we go this is it. please stop here." "ok then, your stop has come." "ok thank you, bye!" "no, no taani partner no goodbye remember." "oh right!" "we'll meet again." "no, no full version please." "we are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again. happy!" "very, very happy!" "we are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again." "have you ever tasted the first raindrops, they taste heavenly." "taani partner close your eyes and let every raindrop reach your heart." "i am sorry i had some trouble with the car so got late." "taani can you please shut the windows the floor will get spoilt." "alright." "this is milk with turmeric. it's good for your cold." "thank you." "ok good night." "1 ,2,3,4 raj what on earth are you doing?" "chiii i am alright... 5,6,7 cheers." "hey why are you sticking your finger in my nose  would you like it if i stick my finger in your nose." "i have got it now." "oh where are you going?" "raj leave me." "oh why are you going into my armpits now." "what the hell are you doing?" "please don't get over familiar with me." "do what they are teaching  look how well the other girls are dancing, come, come." "give me your hand." "take my hand, take my nose, take whatever you want." "do you know this one ringaa ringaa roses." "what the hell is your problem?" "they do this in villages, during festivals." "listen up everyone, from monday we will start the dance competition." "every couple will get points each week  and then the top ten couples will compete in the finals  and whoever wins will be proclaimed  the best dancing pair in amritsar." "thank you madonna madam." "good night folks, bye, bye." "this madonna madam is 10 on 10 correct." "i have a strong feeling from within that we will come first." "we'll come last not first." "it isn't raining today i can go on my own. thank you." "no that's not why i am here." "taani partner i think you should change your dance partner." "see i know that my dancing is even worse than my talking  but you are just the best." "y ou will surely come first." "but if i am your partner you will certainly loose  and i really won't like to see that happen." "so then its fixed that from monday you'll find a new partner." "alright then." "we are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again." "here buddy, end raj's story." "just think again suri." "oh i have thought of it enough. i can't see taani upset." "she was so disappointed  when she heard about the competition and looked at me." "how long was this going to last anyway!" "so it's best we end this here." "anyway i am happy with this much." "moreover this damn raj wears really tight clothes." "it hurts a lot in the front and the back." "hey buddy i have to take taani out for a film." "i am iate. i'll leave now... i'll see you later." "alright then raj buddy your role ends here." "i could not be yours in this lifetime rahul." "but i promise that i'll be yours in all my lives to come." "i'll wait for you in all my lives to come." "taani partner... getting bored, right?" "love stories of today have lost their charm." "i have learnt about love from the gods of love." "so i'll show you how to romance and dance in hindi film style" "i'm in love, i feel so high here's where i live, and here i'll die away from your arms, your streets i wouldn't know where to fly my heart's a tramp with two left feet" "now tell me are we to ever meet?" "in every life we change our form on dream's curtains are we reborn we are traveling the love lane down the road we'll meet again we are traveling the love lane down the road we'll meet again" "bees buzz inside my heart when i smell the flower of love come on love, now sing your part my heart flutters like a dove" "before your house, i'll build one smaller, even though it won't do someone love me just for a moment, even if its untrue even if its untrue in every life we change our form on dream's curtains are we reborn" "we are traveling the love lane down the road we'll meet again we are traveling the love lane down the road we'll meet again" "o pretty woman with the lush long hair to the world i'm jungiee, without a care" "roam the night, you do, singing y ahoo y ahoo roam the night, you do, singing y ahoo y ahoo with stars wrapped around you in every life we change our form on dream's curtains are we reborn" "we are traveling the love lane down the road we'll meet again we are traveling the love lane down the road we'll meet again" "praise the lord shiv shankar cos you just cant strike or junk her however hard you try y ou're my soulmate it seems the princess of my dreams i think now i can fly the world will talk, don't heed it" "pray i find peace, i need it in every life we change our form on dream's curtains are we reborn we are traveling the love lane down the road we'll meet again we are traveling the love lane" "down the road we'll meet again" "o this ache in my heart i ache in every part but i'll show the world still o this ache in my heart i ache in every part but i'll show the world still i'm as good as the best" "i want you to know y ou have my vow" "my love in every life we change our form on dream's curtains are we reborn we are traveling the love lane down the road we'll meet again we are traveling the love lane" "down the road we'll meet again" "we are traveling the love lane down the road we'll meet again" "taani, please sit down." "need some water?" "um... actually my partner raj hasn't come in today." "would you have his number or address?" "sure, raj... raj... oh ya raj kapoor." "there's no number but the address is raju motors, 21 goi maseed." "raju motors?" "how much longer raju?" "almost done buddy, but tell me something  why does suri keep riding your bike." "i just sold him a brand new hyundai i 10." "oh that's a story i'll tell you another time just hurry up now please." "almost done buddy." "raju sir some lady is here looking for raj kapoor ." "oh idiot even my mother has been looking for raj kapoor for years." "hey listen!" "make her sit and tell her that mr. raj is coming in sometime." "raj kapoor, the actor is coming here?" "i'll just call my mother... oh buddy not raj kapoor, the actor but our suri is coming as raj kapoor." "how did suri become raj kapoor now, what is going on... it's a very long story, i'll tell you iater. anwar hide the bike  buddy there is something important you have to do." "hey suri, i am calling from raju's garage." "y our wife is here looking for raj." "taani has reached there?" "now what do i do, i told you that i have ended the raj episode  so she can come first in the competition." "i know that but you seem to have forgotten  that now this story is being written by god, not you." "and how and when raj's episode will end, is upto him not you." "y ou just get here fast. i have made her wait here." "ok buddy i am coming right away. but where are my clothes?" "right there in my cupboard." "alright i'll be there in ten minutes. hey bobby i love you buddy!" "i love you too buddy." "here you go." "good evening taani partner!" "hello dear, never fear, raj is here, cheers." "so taani partner did my boys attend to you properly." "absolutely. ten on ten hospitality." "I have only taught these fools, come on now!" "what are you looking at?" "enough of your singing, I am not paying you to idle away your time." "go do some work, come on come on." "have to keep them under control... did they serve you biscuits." "I am sorry." "oh trying to impress the girl with your english eh?" "come on you oaf get to work now." "so taani partner you here, what, why, how come." "um why didn't you come to dance school today?" "oh the thing is I have left dancing it is quite boring  and not something dudes like me can do... y ou haven't left dancing you have left your taani partner right?" "so that I don't loose." "oh no, no nothing like that." "but I am not going to leave my partner nor am I going to lose." "y ou know, earlier I thought you were a really cheap kind of  a guy but now I have realized that under all  this cheapness is a really good hearted guy." "If you can be so worried about my winning  can't I worry about your dance?" "now that we are partners we will remain partners till the end." "and anyway if you promise to work hard and do extra practice  I also promise you that we will definitely win." "taani partner I had told you that you'd miss me." "looks like raj's magic has worked on you." "y ou have started again raj?" "please promise me one more thing  that you will never do this cheap flirting with me again." "oh no, no way, I can promise to do extra practice, to work harder  but I can't promise to stop flirting." "y ou see this flirting comes natural to me, I cannot control it." "It's god's gift." "raj we are friends from today and you will behave like one." "ok then we'll meet tomorrow at dance class." "ok... what's the big deal." "taani partner you are forgetting something." "we are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again." "oh man, I'll die of happiness." "It's a match made in heaven y ou may agree or not with thing but it's in the song the minstrel sings lt's a match made in heaven" "oh bobby you are sleeping... here, hold this." "o come on buddy we were having such great fun." "where are my pants now and when... oh there you are." "o suri buddy did you see raj's style?" "taani partner couldn't resist coming to raj, eh!" "did you hear what she said?" "from today we are friends." "and you have seen enough hindi films  to know that a girl and a guy can never be friends." "after friendship comes love and romance." "so now I will hold taani's hand and while I dance and romance her." "y ou can be happy holding the tiffin... ok ... oh why are you standing like a villain between us   you married her and spoilt her life." "she's like a miss world and you are suri I work for punjab power... listen buddy l am telling you before she runs away with me  and you are left holding your leg between your legs  you should yourself step aside.." "so that this dude can sweep her away and walk into the sunset  and gloriously the end appears on the screen with a bang  and the audience bursts into a thunderous applause." "hey why are you so quiet." "alright take your time, think it over, we'll talk tomorrow." "thought about it?" "I will tell you what you are thinking." "y ou are thinking what if while loving raj taani completely forgets suri  what if she never falls in love with suri  what if in the end suri is left saying  we are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again." "put your left leg in and your right leg out come on baby, let's start" "turn your head around swing your legs up and down that's all it takes, let's start" "hey dude check it out sing, dance, twist and shout take my hand and hit the floor now take a chance on this dance o soniya take a chance on this dance" "take a chance on this dance o soniya take a chance on this dance" "now flick your hand to the tune like a clock hand, from 7 to noon y ou've got yourself a step a step that's made you hep now swing your hip without a care like a figure of eight in the air" "y ou've got yourself a step a step that's made you hep hey dude check it out sing, dance, twist and shout take my hand and hit the floor now take a chance on this dance o soniya" "take a chance on this dance take a chance on this dance o soniya take a chance on this dance" "throw a hand up, shake it well like you're ringing a temple bell y ou've got yourself a step a step that's made you hep" "shake the other hand below like you'd tug a kite to make it soar y ou've got yourself a step a step that's made you hep" "hey dude check it out sing, dance, twist and shout take my hand and hit the floor now take a chance on this dance o soniya take a chance on this dance" "take a chance on this dance o soniya take a chance on this dance take a chance on this dance o soniya take a chance on this dance" "y ou both have been selected  in the top 10 of the dancing competition." "what will you have?" "gol guppa." "how many?" "sweetheart!" "y ou just keep bringing them, today there's no limit." "very well then." "what do you mean by no limit?" "raj partner gol guppa competition." "competition in this too?" "oh!" "then tell me." "what prize does the winner get?" "the winner can make the loser do any one thing he wishes to." "anything?" "absolutely, and the looser can't refuse." "In that case taani partner you have lost  because raj will eat all the gol guppas in amritsar  but won't loose." "see it then." "hey man!" "bring on the damn golguppas." "bring it on." "bring it on." "taani partner if you are tired feel free to give up." "cheers!" "congratulate me?" "huh!" "I have been selected for the top 10 in the dance competition." "this is very good news many many congratulations." "I have made chicken rice today, while you change I'll heat it up." "chicken rice!" "y ou don't like it?" "of course I like it, I love it!" "I'll just be back." "y our plate?" "I am full. I actually ate a lot of chaat on the way." "raj and I went out to celebrate." "raj... who is raj?" "oh!" "I totally forgot to tell you." "raj is my dance partner." "this dance competition is in pairs." "each person is given a partner." "he has his own garage, raju garage." "he is a very funny guy. always makes me laugh!" "y ou didn't like the biryani?" "It's a-one... a-one." "suri buddy, taani was right this love is a painful thing  there's pain in disguising oneself, pain in dancing  and now pain even in eating." "this love will surely kill you one day suri!" "I'm so sorry." "y ou bloody bitch!" "please mind your tongue, I said sorry, right?" "keep quiet, I know people like you  y ou hit purposely and then say sorry  so that the best of the competition  goes out right at the beginning, bloody bitch!" "hey you miss wannabe!" "If you say bitch once more you won't know what hit you." "taani partner, you just ignore this miss wannabe." "raj is here so why fear..." "I'll talk to her!" "talk!" " what?" "talk to me!" "to hell with the talk, I'll just say sorry on my partner's behalf  and you say sorry on your partner's behalf." "make me say it!" " what?" "tiny!" "see what happened to my leg." "tiny?" "tiny singh. my name. any problem." "oh no, no... size doesn't matter." "man should be solid like you." "my own pet name is little ... chicken little." "let's just put this behind us." "I'll say sorry on everyone's behalf." "full and final sorry." "happy family... hug?" "ok ok no hug." "bitch!" "what did she say?" "tich tich... she said tich." "and man your biceps are glowing in this light, I must say." "where did you get this tattoo?" "leave it man!" " left it..." "left it." "who am I to catch you anyway?" "bloody bitch!" "I should have given her one tight slap  and she'd be dancing all her life." "taani partner can I say something?" "abusing doesn't suit you." "when did I abuse?" "y ou just said... b for bitch." "I know cdf as well. wanna hear?" "no, no thank you. this ls enough for today." "dammit!" "bloody dolly... move it... hold this!" "holding it... why are you tying this... she has left... what are you doing?" "son-of-a-gun, take it easy man." "there they are." "oh!" "no, that's a different couple." "dolly, bitch." "I'll show you now." "raj, get off." "I'm ready partner, but what's the plan?" "tiny, I suggest you mess with people your own size next time." "and dolly... dance now!" "hell with tiny!" "taani partner you are dhoom 3." "my best friend's brother had a bike  and we used to steal and ride it every night." "I have three years of practice." "any more surprises taani partner?" "y ou won't fly away like superman no?" "y ou never know, wait and watch." "I have only been waiting and watching." "so your wife was riding the bike?" "y es." "that too at the speed of 120?" "y es." "and what were you doing?" "I was sitting behind." "what were you doing at the back?" "I had to hold the handbag, right?" "oh man!" "a lady is riding the bike  and you are sitting behind holding a ladies handbag." "y ou have spoilt the whole macho." "sorry bobby, which part of the bike is macho." "is it very expensive?" "oh man it's not a bike part it's a man's part." "why do men ride bikes?" "to look macho." "why do they wear jeans?" "to look macho." "but who is this macho?" "macho means manhood." "they show in films, right, that lf heroines don't listen  the heroes just pick them up and take them - that is macho." "our action king dharmendra is macho." "our stallone rambo is macho." "and you are sitting behind holding a bag - destroyed the macho... but now how can I rectify this macho?" "to start with never sit on the backseat whether it is the bike or your house." "the handle must always be in your hands  otherwise your wife will never respect you." "and when you walk you must swell your chest high like this." "hey macho." "hey macho." "hey macho." "hey macho." "hey macho." "hey macho." "hey macho." "hey bobby." "what macho man?" "girls are tying rakhi all around here  every girl is making her partner her brother." "what if taani gets into the mood to do the same?" "do one thing. go hide in the bathroom." "that's exactly where l am." "even I have that much intelligence." "but now what do I do?" "do anything but just don't come out." "y ou can die but you cannot let her tie the rakhi." "ok best of luck buddy!" "raj... raj are you inside?" "y es l am here." "my stomach is not keeping well." "so I won't be able to dance." "I am having loose motions, I am afraid." "oh... ok... so then we'll shop for costumes today." "anyway nobody seems to be interested in dancing here  too busy tying rakhis. lt's very irritating." "It's irritating?" "In that case I'll just be out." "no rakhi - macho, no rakhi - macho." "the festival of rakhi has been made into a joke in this country." "wherever you go everyone is tying rakhi." "just so that people don't make any wrong  notions about a boy and girl relationship." "can't a boy and girl just be friends, can't they be professional partners?" "10 on 10 correct taani partner." "but actually it's the girls who are responsible for this charade  given a choice no boy would ever make a girl his sister." "now look at tiny and dolly itself." "till yesterday we thought that they were  girlfriend and boyfriend, right?" "but just today dolly tied a huge rakhi on tiny's hand." "poor chap was crying... booohooo." "what do the poor guys do?" "... ... these girls don't even say what they really want." "no girl wants a bodyguard in the name of a boyfriend." "who does nothing but goes around showing his  muscles like some macho." "here... try these." "what no macho?" "but bobby... raj." "y es present!" " come on." "taani partner." "hmmm!" "I am confused." "why?" "is the size not right?" "no, no not in the clothes  there is some confusion in my mind and heart." "what confusion?" "taani partner, tell me one thing  what does a girl really want?" "y ou've asked a very difficult question." "the answer to what a girl wants can be understood only by a girl." "I have to become a girl now?" "the answer is very simple  but by the time a guy understands it both of them turn old." "no, no taani partner please explain it to me in a shorter way." "I don't want to turn old alone." "the only thing a girl desires is that someone loves her like  no one has ever been loved before." "there is nothing else a girl wants from life." "so now you understand?" "If dolly thought tiny loved her like this  she would have never tied him a rakhi." "come on now, let's go." "suri loves you even more than you can imagine taani." "but you are just not being able to see it." "never mind, now raj will show suri's love to you." "and no macho." "taani partner, tomorrow is my birthday." "oh wow. - thank you!" "I wanted to spend the whole day with you, what say." "um full day..." "I don't think... no saying no taani partner, remember gol gappa winner  so today I am asking you for my prize and you can't say no." "and anyway every year I spend this day alone." "so I thought let's do something different this year." "but I don't... now don't tell me you will have to tie me a rakhi to spend the day with me." "alright raj partner tomorrow's day is all yours." "way to go, I will pick you at 9 am tomorrow, amritsar time." "we are traveling the love lane, down the road we will meet again." "y ou are my heaven my final tryst y ou are my prayer my soul's bliss y ou are the calm that I seek y ou are in every heart beat I know nothing else now except I see my god in you" "I don't know what to do I see my god in you I don't know what to do I can't help but bow before you I don't know what to do I see my god in you" "I don't know what to do" "so far somehow I'm helpless now but I touch you with my gaze y our scent y our words I'm in paradise in a daze y ou're the light inside my heart y ou're the treasure I'd never part" "I know nothing else now except I see my god in you I don't know what to do I see my god in you I don't know what to do I can't help but bow before you I don't know what to do" "I see my god in you I don't know what to do" "It's a match made by god" "with anklets that ring leave me longing y our shadow teases with its touch when you go by" "smiling so shy even my god can't take so much y ou are that shine my light divine I know nothing else now except I see my god in you I don't know what to do I see my god in you" "I don't know what to do I can't help but bow before you I don't know what to do I see my god in you I don't know what to do" "It's a match made by god" "hey khanna, ready, steady go... what... what is this raj?" "It's love taani partner, swear to god it's true love." "see I am a rough tough guy  had I gone to express my love through words  something stupid would have come out." "so I thought let me get the whole of amritsar to express my love... did you not like it?" "like it!" "every girl dreams that someone loves her this madly." "but this kind of madness no girl can even dream of." "I really liked it raj but at the same time I am feeling sad." "I have made a huge mistake... I should have told you that I am a married girl raj." "I know everything, his name is surinder sahni  and he works for punjab power and you reside at b-52 hussain pura." "I know everything." "but I did not do all this with any wrong expectations  no absolutely not." "I just wanted you to know how special you are to me." "and you don't worry, nothing has changed between us  we were friends and we will remain friends  the only difference is that you are married  and I will get married somehow someday." "nothing has changed, every thing is the same." "no raj everything has changed." "when a girl begins to dream with open eyes  then her whole world changes." "nothing remains the same after that." "please leave raj." "I want to be here alone for sometime. please." "ok taani partner." "suri I think it's enough now." "now put an end to this double role and tell her the truth." "no buddy not now." "but why not?" "because I want to know whether she loves raj or suri." "oh come on buddy!" "they are both the same." "whoever she loves she'll be loving you only." "but she does not know they are the same, right?" "for her there is a lot of difference between them." "suri is her husband and raj is nobody." "In that case there is another difference." "raj expresses his love for her loud and clear." "and suri, keeps his love shut in his tiffin box." "buddy nobody here is god, all of us are human  and humans are hungry for love." "we get pulled wherever we find love." "y ou are being unfair to your wife suri." "on one hand as raj you are showing her heaven  and on the other hand, as suri  you show her your grandfather's cottage." "buddy show her suri's love  and then see she'll never even look at another raj." "bobby my friend, to make taani laugh  to keep her happy, suri can do comedy, suri can dance  suri can change himself completely and become raj." "but to win her love suri won't change." "she will have to love this suri I work for punjab power for who he is." "and she will have to understand suri's love soft, sweet, slow." "otherwise we are traveling the love lane  down the road we will meet again" "oh god!" "why are you adding spice to his sugar sweet love story?" "so how is your dance practice going?" "good." "and how is your partner, what was his name?" "raj." "y es, yes raj!" "so is this mr. raj married?" "no he isn't." "I have got two passes for a trade fair from the company  would you like to go?" "y es." "hi, hello, hope you're fine." "this game here will blow your mind." "If you're not here it's your loss." "and to all who are here, at this japan fun fair." "welcome." "we have for you, imported specially from japan, mr. sumo!" "If you can last ten minutes in the ring two return tickets to japan will you win so I ask you where is the son-of-this-soil who can make this warrior toil?" "come on my hero smash him down to zero" "oh if there's someone here who had a love in japan tripped up, lost out, failed in his plan oye here's your chance to make her smile win 2 return tickets, go the extra mile oye is there a lion heart who here sits" "can blow this monster to little bits" "so we have here an amritsar hound who'll bring this sumo down to the ground y our name please?" "surinder sahni." "o brothers and sisters  put your hands together for mr. surinder sahni." "buddy you're sure?" "y es." "then why delay?" "just walk this way... sir you said you were sure, so fight... this is wrong sir..." "let go... the line is out... the line is out... lt's a miracle." "sumo's been flung to the ground lt's a balle balle for punjab this round" "and mr. surinder sahni has won himself  2 tickets to japan from amadeus absolutely free." "what was this drama?" "what was the need for you to do this?" "aren't you aware that you are an average working class man." "who everyday puts on his glasses  sits in a 4 by 4 cubicle and works in front of a computer." "y ou are not a hero to go  and fight with someone four times your size." "what were you trying to prove?" "huh?" "please tell me what was the need to do all this?" "y ou were very quiet at the fair." "only at the japan stall you showed some interest." "I knew with my salary you'd never be able  to see japan so I thought that if I win you'd be able to see japan and feel happy." "please stop worrying about my happiness." "I am happy, but I cant keep jumping around all the time." "If I am quite it doesn't mean I am not happy  and if I want something I will ask you for it." "y ou have already done enough for me." "please don't do so much that I am never able to pay you back all my life." "please don't do anything for me." "please l beg you." "I was not doing you a favour taani, I was just loving you  and love can never be paid back." "oye suri look who is here." "that day's dinner was just amazing." "the tandoori chicken you made was out of this world." "everybody enjoyed it, everybody." "ok, ok let's get back to work, good day." "y ou forgot this." "thank you." "there is a new film playing at rialto, would you like to see it?" "alright, I'll be ready." "punjab power lighting up your life." "taani partner I had told you that you'd miss me." "looks like raj's magic has worked on you lt's love taani partner, swear to god it's true love." "taani partner, close your eyes and let every raindrop reach your heart" "there's nobody inside." "thank you." "hello suri your wife is here. she is asking for raj." "I am coming." "oh good night taani partner happy monsoon." "I thought you have forgotten your partner  the lights and the I love you must have scared you a bit?" "oh forget it all and drink punjab's number one tea." "taani partner any problem?" "how can you be so happy?" "how can you love me without expecting love in return." "don't you feel pain in love?" "pain?" "love is god's gift so how can there be pain in love." "and about expecting love in return  one doesn't love only if the love is reciprocated." "look I see god in you so I fell in love with you." "y ou saw god in someone else so you fell in love with him it's that simple." "now you should not worry about all this, you just drink this hot, hot tea." "my life is not that simple raj." "I don't see god in anyone." "I don't see god in anyone." "I had shut all my doors to love." "and then you come along laughing, singing, dancing." "and declared I love you." "from you I learnt what true love is." "that there is no pain in true love." "y ou awakened love in me once again  the love that I had killed within me long back." "why did you come in my life raj?" "what do I do now?" "I am a married girl." "so now why don't you answer a very simple question?" "what do I do now?" "run away with me." "If you are not happy with him." "If you don't love him then come along with me." "god does not give all of us equal happiness." "some of us have to snatch our share of happiness from him." "y ou also snatch your share." "run away with me." "take me away raj... take me away." "I have seen a lot of unhappiness I can't handle the pain anymore." "I want to be happy, I want to laugh, I want to live, I want to love again." "take me away raj, I can't take it anymore please." "I promise that tomorrow, the night of the competition  will be our last night in amritsar." "I lost buddy." "I had set out to make taani happy  to make my love story but it's become the end of me." "I just don't understand why are you not telling her the truth now?" "try and understand man, when a married woman  especially someone like taani is ready to run away with someone else  how unhappy she must be in her marriage. just think." "taani does not love me, she is not happy with me." "so isn't it my duty to set her free?" "so that she can find her raj somewhere." "but no raj will have suri's heart  and taani has fallen in love with that heart, don't you get it?" "no buddy if she had fallen in love with that heart  she would have understood what is in suri's heart." "she would have recognized suri's love for her." "I have decided, tomorrow after the competition  I will leave a letter and be gone." "I have put this house on her name  and have requested for a transfer to the delhi office." "y ou have gone mad, you have gone mad totally." "I am telling her everything." "y ou have my swear bobby." "remember you had stopped me once by telling me  that god is writing this love story." "so now leave the end of this story to god." "I come here to take blessings before every important work." "today is a big day for you so I wanted god to be with you." "god!" "let my taani be happy wherever and with whom ever she may be." "I don't want anything else from you." "he says that he sees god in me but I am nothing like you." "In what way do people see you?" "even I want to see you. please show me god too." "please show me god too." "y ou asked no questions right from the start y ou gave me all straight from the heart" "didn't say one word or judge me while y ou gave me all with a smile y ou're my sun, you're my shade y ou're my own you'll never fade I know nothing else now except" "I see my god in you I don't know what to do I see my god in you I don't know what to do I can't help but bow before you I don't know what to do" "I see my god in you I don't know what to do" "so this was couple no. 6 their marks the judges will now fix." "without a delay, straight from heaven, here's couple no. 7 please welcome dolly and tiny." "I cannot come with you raj." "for sometime your love had made me weak, it had made me selfish." "I had forgotten that he had held my hand when I was all alone." "now I can't leave his hand." "he is a little boring, he doesn't speak much  looks very simple in his ways, in his work  in everything he is just a common ordinary man." "but I see god in him." "y es raj, I see god in him." "It's possible to leave a man but how does one leave god?" "wherever I may run to, god will be present  and wherever there is god he will be there." "I can't leave my husband raj." "I am sorry, please forgive me." "so ladies and gentlemen that was your couple no.9 and now you all must be waiting to know who is couple no.10 so now coming in front of you to show their scintillating  performance is our last couple of the competition." "ladies and gentlemen please welcome miss taani  and mr. raj." "wow, nowadays guys seem to be more shy than girls  the girl is here but the boy isn't, not a problem let's just try again." "so ladies and gentlemen please welcome mr. raj." "maybe he is in the bathroom doing last minute dance practice." "let's try once again loudly... so ladies and gentlemen please welcome... my dance partner won't be coming. please disqualify us." "are you sure?" "raj - you must have heard of me." "oh nothing, I have sprained my neck." "I'll be late every night. I am doing overtime at office." "y our heart wants to stop paining." "I am sorry I had some trouble with the car so got late." "and how is your partner, what was his name?" "his name is surinder sahni and he works for punjab power." "It's love taani partner, swear to god it's true love." "I see god in you so I fell in love with you." "y ou saw god in someone else so you fell in love with him." "If you are not happy with him." "If you don't love him  then come along with me." "It's a match made by god" "lies." "no taani." "all lies." "no, no." "y ou lied to me, that you don't know what is love." "all lies." "how easily you turned all my sadness into joy  all my tears into laughter," "I did not give you a single drop of love  and you just kept showering your love on me." "how can you love me so much?" "It's very simple, I see god in you." "when I pray to him my heart feels solace." "and when I see you laugh, I see you happy my heart feels even more solace." "taani if this is love then I love you even more than god ." "what's this?" "please don't cry." "handkerchief?" "I forgot it at home." "taani, god won't be angry with me  that I love you more than him, no?" "no, no." "then it's a-one." "a-one." "so ladies and gentlemen this is amritsar's dancing couple no. 1 mr. raj and miss taani." "excuse me... it's mr. and mrs. surinder sahni." "ok my mistake." "so ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for  mr. and mrs. sahni and from here begins a new journey."