"[ Growling ]" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Screaming ]" "Okay, look, I can't believe that I'm actually here... and that I'm gonna get to see them in the flesh, because, like, Dujour is like my most favorite band ofall time!" "Dujour!" "I just want to touch them." "I don't care which one." "I don't care where." "I got all their trading cards and all their CD's, and all my gear is from their clothing line, Dujour Couture." "[ Screams ]" "I mean, I straight-up love 'em, only, you know, like brothers." "Oh, my God!" "They're here!" "[Screaming Continues]" "Ayear ago, would you have ever imagined number-one song, number-one requested video?" "We're numberone with a bullet, baby, comin'toy,ou!" "Marco, there's a lady up there-- "Marry me, Marco--" with a wedding dress." "Keep buy,in'the records, baby,!" "Can you send it back to all the guys in the studio?" "[ Screaming ]" "[ British Accent ] All right, boys." "We'll land in Riverdale in halfan hour." "Then on to the Riverdale Rise and Shine show." "Yeah, Wyatt, how come my limited-edition Coke can has me with a goatee... when everybody knows I shaved into a soul patch for the Don't Tell YourPapa video?" "This is wiggity-wack, Wyatt." "You're supposed to be on top ofthis." "No, what's wiggity,-wack isy,ourdamn monkey,." "Here wego with the monkey, again." "Dj D.j. with the monkey,." "Yes, here we go again." "First it pooed on my incense." "Then it decided to poo on my two little balls." "And then it pooed on my picture ofSwami Mukananda." "Will you please tell this man that Dujour means hygiene?" "Maybe ifyou showed Dr. Zaius the proper respect, Dr. Zaius will stop showin' you the poo!" "Gentlemen-- I'm gonna kill you!" "Okay!" "Now, enough ofthis." "I'm gonna rip out your heart!" "Eye contact, hand." "Eye contact, hand." "We'll talk to Coke about the cans... and try and clean up after the doctor, okay?" "Okay?" " Yo, man, I'm sorry." "My,bad." " It's all good." "Wyatt?" "Yes?" "Could you maybe talk to Marco about him always doing my face?" "You remembering the What video lestablishedthe-- face?" "Eversince then, everytime yousee Marco, he's doing the-- face, andit'smine." "You lookat him on TRL." ""Hi, Carson. "" "Look at him on the Kid's ChoiceAwards." ""This is ours." "Thanks."" "Then right here on the cover of Seventeen magazine." ""Hi, little girl." "Beauty secrets?"" "It's my face." "It's my face." "Travis, am I, uh-- doin' your face, 'cause" " God forbid I'd-- do your face, 'cause it's-- such a good face." " That's it!" " Boys, boys, boys." " [ Screeching ] - [ Shouting ]" " Hold it!" " Dujour means friendship." "Thankyou, Les." "Now, listen to me." "[ Grunting ] Let's all take a moment." "When we land, I will call the choreographer, and she will give you a new face." " Too bad your mama couldn't give you a good face." " Take that back right now!" "I'm sorry, Travis." "Thankyou." "You can have a new face too." " Dujour means family." " Dujour means teamwork." "Teamwork." " So, howare we?" "Are wegood?" " Yeah." "Are we happy?" "Happy." "Are we dope?" "Word." "Wicked." "Yo, Wy,att, there was one more thing." "Yes?" "Well, we were working on some remixes of the last single, right?" "We heard like a really strange background track." "We were wondering whether or not you knew what it was all about." "[ Voices Overlapping ]" "Gee." "You know, I have no idea what that was." "Where did it come from?" "I mean, Wyatt, wejust want some answers." "The answers I will provide." "I'll be right back." "Take the Chevy to the levee." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Hey, that guy in the parachute looksjust like Wyatt." "Oh, yeah?" "Does he look like this?" "Or like this?" " That's it." " Break it up!" " Dujour means seat belts!" " [ Screeching ]" "Dujour means crash positions!" "[Phone Dialing]" "Looks like we need to fiind a new band." "[ Phone Beeps ]" "[Horn Honking]" " Thankyou, guys." " Real nice." "Thanks for comin' out." "You're a great crowd." "[Pins Clattering]" "[Man] Okay, girls." "We needthe lane now... andy,ourshoes." "[Cash RegisterDings]" "So how'd we do?" "Twenty dollars... minus five dollars shoe rental." "Fifteen dollars." "Each." "Five dollars." "All things considered, I'd say this was our best show yet." "Wejust need to build a following." "[ Screaming ]" "Look, skanky had a rock show, and nobody came." "Didy,ouguy,sallcoordinate beforey,ou left the house, or are you wearing the same thing by accident?" "At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears." "They're not bunny." "They're leopard." "And they're not stupid." "They're special." " We're special." " Yeah, special... ed." "[Laughing]" "Enjoy,thegutters,josie." "You'llbeplay,ing there forever." "[Laughing Continues] [Engine Revs]" "Hey,." "Hey, come on." "Who's a rock star?" "Who's a rock star?" "I am." "That's right." "There you go." "[ Laughs ]" "[Child] Slowdown!" "[Child] No way,!" "[ Chattering ]" "Lookin' good, McCoy!" "[RecordScratches]" "Alan M, what's-- What's goin' on?" "Uh, the, uh, truck died." "Jump in anytime." "You can't drive this uphill when it's hot outside." "I told you." "You don't deserve a truck this good." "You totally take it for granted." "Um,Jose?" "Did, uh" "Did you ever want to tell someone something, but-- but you weren't sure ifyou should, you know?" "Yeah." "'Cause you didn't know what their reaction might be or if it was the right thing to do?" "You should tell them." "You should always tell them." "'Cause there's this guy at work, and hejust reeks, you know?" "A guy?" "Yeah." "Smelly guy." "Oh, God,Josie, no, notjust smelly." "I'm talking, like, hot, wet garbage on a sunny day." "Ithink there'saproblem." "It's like a stadium bathroom orsomething." "No oneseems to want to say,any,thingabout it." "I know you would say something though, right?" "Yeah." "See, that's what llove abouty,ou." " We can just talk about stuff." " That's what I'm here for." " That's so cool." " Ah!" "Mmm!" "Good ramen." "I don't think people know how far one pack can go." "Honk, honk." "Who brought doughnuts?" "I hope you don't think that this makes up for your missing our gig." "Sure we didn't miss much." "Nice management skills, brother." "Build yourself a nice fat girl group." "Hello, Alexandra." "Have you lost some weight?" "Bite me, Bambi!" "Okay, Alexandra, why don't you go wait in the car?" "Make me, nosejob." "Implants." "Penile" " Ow!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "That's thesecondtime today, isn 't it?" "Ow!" "Ow." "So, ladies, how'd our set go?" "You wouldknow ify,ou hadbeen there." "Hey, honey, I'm running a management company here." "I can't be everywhere at once." "Wouldn't that be cool though ifyou could?" "I could be here and in there, and I could be in the living room... andin the family, room andoverhere!" "Alexander, you don't have any other clients." "Where else do you need to be?" "On the streets, spreading the gospel ofthe Pussycats." "I'm out there working my butt off foryou guys." "I'm handing out fliers." "I'm working the masses." "Waiting in line for Dujour tickets." "It's for business." "I" " It, uh" "Checking out the competition." "I don't like Dujour, like, it's Dujour." "And I could be back in this room, and I could go in the closet!" "Hello?" "Uh-huh." "You want a demo tape ofthe Pussycats?" " Your phone didn't even ring." " It's on vibrate." " Um, so-- so, yeah." "I gotta go right now." " And then" "You want it right now?" "Okay, yeah." "So, I'll see you guys later." "All right, I'm on it." "You guys know he's lying." "You know your fly is open." "[Laughing]" "You know, you... suck!" "That's perfect." "Even our manager wants to see another band." "You guys, come here quick." "Hi." "I'm Serena Altschul with MTV News." "We havejust received a confirmed report... that the members of pop sensation Dujour disappeared in their privatejet today, vanishing from radar 40 miles east of Riverdale." "Authoritiesarestill trying to determine the whereabouts oftheplane... andifthere are any,survivors." "Dujour's label, MegaRecords, isy,et to release a statement, but they have released a limited-edition commemorative box set, complete with a CD-ROM!" "history of Dujour in stores tomorrow." "Those poor boys." "We willkeepy,oupostedas to any, furtherdevelopments... in what seems to be yet another rock-and-roll tragedy." "But they didn't say they were dead." "They said they were missing." "I say we raise money for a search party, and we hold a bake sale!" "Yes!" "[ Giggles ]" "Man, that is so sad." "[josie] It can allbe overin a flash." "You know, but at least they had a record deal." "We can have a record deal." "It'sjust that we can't sit around here waiting for it to happen." "We have to make it happen." "And you know what?" "Life" " Life is short." "And we-- we are musicians, and that means... that we should be out there playing music." "We do play, and we rock, but nobody shows." "Nobody cares." "I care." "I do." "And you know what?" "When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, and when the going gets tough" "The tough make lemonade!" "Right!" "Good." "We're all on the same page." "Pack up your bass." "This way." "I live for these pink shoes." "Yeah, they are so much cooler than our red shoes." "You guys, pink is the new red." "[ All Giggling ]" "Wyatt Frame." "I'm with the label." "I'm in town scouting new talent, and I wondered ifthere was anyone worth hearing." "I saw the card, man, but I missed everything else." "Why don't you start over while I change songs?" "No, wait!" "Play this." "It's the new single from Dujour... recorded just a few days ago before the... disappearance." "I'd really like to test the reaction." "Right on." "Check this out, y'all!" "I got the world premiere ofthe last single ever... from the late, great Dujour just for all you in the store." "Check this out." "I love this song!" "It's their best ever." "If I don't buy it, everybody's gonna hate me." "Totally!" "And, I also want orange shoes." "Yeah!" "Orange shoes are so much cooler than these stupid pink shoes." "You guys, orange is the new pink!" "[ Screams ]" "I am sick of my Reebok sweats." "I need some Puma sweats." "And I gotta buy a six-pack ofZima." "Dude, you don't drink." "I think I should start." "Yes, I think they responded to that very well actually." "[Woman] lthink thatsongsucks." "I plug my ears when crap like that comes on." "Really?" "Everybody else seemed to like it." "That's because they're mindless drones who will gobble up anything you tell them is cool." "I see." "Wow!" "You're a real free thinker, aren't you?" "I'd love to talk to you some more." "People in the recording industry, like me, always want to hear the opinion of individuals like yourself... to find out what we're doing wrong." "Yeah, right." "How much time do you have?" "As much as you want." "Afteryou." "Smells like teen spirit." "Well, this must be my lucky day." "A real nonconformist." "I'm so interested to hear what else you have to say." "Well, first ofall, I don't understand" "Gosh, that's fascinating." "[ Phone Rings ]" " Frame." " I'm waiting." "I'm on to it, Fiona." "You wouldn't believe this place." "It's a cultural wasteland." "Stop making excuses and get your ass back here with a band." "Tomorrow." "I'll have a new band foryou first thing in the morning." "I swear!" "Then you'll still have a job-- maybe." "Just put this thing up?" "Yeah." "Okay, girls, this is it." "Pussycats unplugged." "Let's hear it." "One, two." "One, two, three!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Hey." "What do you think you're doing?" "You can't play here." "I've got things to sell." "They're new." "They're orange." " So?" " So, look at you." "You're" "Who's gonna come into my store with you outside?" "The last I checked, this was a free country." "The last I checked, I was calling the cops." ""Gety,ourassbackhere with a band. "" "I'd like to see her move her ass once, just once." "Like he's really gonna call the cops." "[Siren Wailing] Run!" "Where the hell am I supposed to find a" "Hello, ladies." "Wyatt Frame, MegaRecords." "Girls, lcan't telly,ou howhappy,lam to besitting... at this table with the Pussy Hats." "Pussycats." "Yes, ofcourse." "Ofcourse, that would explain why you're not wearing any." "[Laughs]" "Hats." "Okay, I speak on behalf ofeveryone at the label... when I say that we'd love for you to sign with..." "MegaRecords." "Whoa, wait, whoa." "Don't sign any,thing." "Don't sign any,thing." " Who is this?" " Alexander Cabot Ill." "I'm the Pussycats' manager." "I'm his sister, Alexandra." "Love the accent." "Thankyou." "I used to summer on the continent." "Fancy a snog?" "Fancy a mint?" "Wait a minute." "You want to sign us?" "You've never even heard us play." "Oh!" "Oh, oh." "I'm sorry." "Forgive me." "I thought you were a rock band that wanted to sign with a major label." "My bad." " No, no, no!" " No!" "No." "No." "It's-- I didn't know it could happen this fast." "Well, that's the music biz foryou." "Ifyou wait for it to slow down, it might pass you by." "Look what happened to the Beastie Boy,s." " But they're huge stars." " I know." "Excuse me." "I have to" " Bathroom?" " Yeah, me too." "I went before we left." "Good foryou." "You should always try to go to the bathroom before you leave the house, even ifyou don't have to" "[ Gasping ] Okay, this is crazy." "Beep-beep." "Gotta gloss." "It wouldn't hide the mustache." "Honk, honk." "Alexander!" "I should be here." "It's a ladies' room." "Nothing I haven't seen before." "Does anyone have change for a tampon?" "I'll be outside." "[ Slams ]" "Does anyone else think this is a little off?" "Like what?" "Like that Wyatt guy, for one." "Like how he ordered a triple cappuccino and scooped offall the foam." "Why notjust get an espresso?" "Plus how he kept folding his napkin like he's afraid he doesn't have any real friends?" "Just people who want to use him because he's a big music guy." "Yeah." "But I was talking more about the whole record contract thing." "It is super sudden." "It is." "But you said it." "You said we have to go out there and make things happen, and we did." "I know." "I just think maybe we should think about this for a second." "[ All Screaming ]" "Gee,Josie, how exciting foryou." "You'll get to go away and make a record, and poor Alan M will have to stay behind... in Riverdale all alone with me." "I cannot believe they let you bring me to the city with you." "Shh." "What?" "I had to tell them that you're my guitar tech, so" "[Whispers] Guitartech." "Right." "You know what?" "I still don't understand why you're here." " I'm here because I was in the comic book." " What?" "Nothing." "[ Moans ] Whoa!" "[ Laughs ] What's up, big butt?" "Shut up." "Hey, you guys." "You know how people always say that this is the life?" "I think this is when they say it." "Private plane." "Record deal." "Coasters." "Scratch that." "We still poor." "[ Phone Beeps ] Yes?" "At least I don't think I need this anymore." "Riverdale muni bus pass." "Guy,s, y,ou know what?" "We have the only,buspasses with threepeople in thepicture." "[ Sighs ] It's not my fault you both jumped in on mine." "Okay, no, you both jumped in on mine." "[ Laughs ]" "We should keep these." "Remind us where we came from." "Hey, listen, let'spromise each othersomething... right here and right now, okay?" "No matter what happens-- Ifwe become huge stars... or ifwe end up hitchhiking back to Riverdale, we will always be friends first and a band second." "Friends first." "Friends first." "I swear on my bus pass?" "[ Together ] I swear on my bus pass." "[ All Laughing ]" "Don't worry, Lex." "We're not going to have any trouble with these girls." "Oh, no." "Geez." "It's so huge." "Oh, this is only the beginning." "Arey,ousurey,oushouldbe putting that up already,?" "I mean, we haven't even recorded anything yet." "What ifyou don't like it?" "What if nobody likes it?" "Don't worry." "Ifyou screw up, we'll just put somebody else up there." "[ Laughing ]" "[ Laughing Continues ]" "Hey, Wyatt?" "Hmm?" "They've got our nme wrong." "Hmm?" "We're notjosie andthe Pussy,cats." "We'rejust the Pussycats." "Oh, no,Josie's the singer." "The public needs someone out front to identify with." "Trust me." "Our studies have shown that bands that have the word "and" in the title... sell twice as many records as those that don't." "What about the Beatles or the Rolling Stones?" "Yes, ifyou want to split hairs, yes, ofcourse, obviously." "Yes, yes, but, come on." "Wouldy,ou be more interestedin a bandcalled simply,the Pussy,cats, or are you more likely to buy a CD or read a comic... or watch a cartoon or go and see a movie about a trio of luscious ladies... called Josie and the Pussycats?" "Hmm?" "It does have a nice ring to it." "Oh, yes." "Hey!" "Oh, so sorry, Valerie." "I had no idea you weren't in here." "Ha, ha." "Come on." "[Melody,] More coasters." "[Giggles]" "What did I tell you, Fiona?" "It couldn't be better." "Just think Christina Aguliera times three except one ofthem is incredibly tan... or else T.L.C. with two white chicks... or, um, Hole!" "Wyatt, I get it without the stupid analogies." "Put them in the studio tomorrow." "We'll talk later." "The feds are here with some foreigners." "I've got to give them the tour." " You won't be disappointed." " I'd better not be." "We can't afford another Dujour disaster." " Welcome." " [ Foreign Language ]" "I'm sure you're wondering why Agent Kelly and the United States government... would be so interested in what appears to be a record company." "Well, I'm about to showy,ou why,." " [ Beeping ] - [Whirring]" "This... is what ouroperation really, does." "[Woman] Blue is the neworange." "[Fiona] This is where itstarts-- the fads, the fashions, theproductplacement." "From this commandcenter, we controlthe most influential demographic ofthepopulation." "We decide everything-- from what clothes are in style to what slang is in vogue." "Feather tank tops, matching pants." "Kind of a Buffy meets Chicken Run." "Feathers are the new rhinestones." "The new word for cool will be "jerkin'," as in," ""Dude, that'sjerkin'." That's dirty." "[Fiona] This is the epicenter ofalltrends." "We turny,our worldinto onegiant TVcommercial." "But how, you may ask, can our operation be so effective?" "Sure these kidshave brains like Play," "Doh,just waiting to be moldedinto shape, but something else must be going on, right?" "The Chinese guy knows what I'm talking about." "To answersome ofy,ourquestions, we've produced a short educational film." "Lights!" "[ Beeps ]" "Hello." "I'm Eugene Levy, and, yes, I'm an actor." "And, I said cappuccino." "I'm here to talk to you about something very important." "No, it's not about me or my creer." "I'm here to talk about subliminal messages in rock-and-roll music... or as it's simply known in some cultures-- rock music." "Fory,ears thegovernment hasbeen wisely, coercing teenagers... to buy,products they,normally, wouldn 't want just toget theirmoney,." "Fact:" "Kids don't have bills to pay." "Fact:" "They don't pay taxes, but they do baby-sit and hold minimum-wagejobs... that earn them wads ofcash as thick as, well, my body ofwork." "But these kids today, aren't dumb." "They,'re notgoing to buy,just any,thing." "That's why,thegovernment has beenplanting smallsubliminal advertisingsuggestions... in today,'s rockmusic." "The results?" "We can nowget these kids to buy,just about any,thing." "We can have them chasing a new trend every week, and that is good for the economy." "What's good for the economy is good for the country." "So God bless the United States ofAmerica, the most ass-kickin' country in the world." "[ Beeps ]" "[GermanAccent] Howcany,ou control the rockbands?" "What ifthey, findout about the hidden messages in theirmusic?" "Ever wonder why so many rock stars die in plane crashes?" "Overdose on drugs!" "We've been doing this a long time." "Ifthey,start toget too curious, ouroptionsare endless." "Bankruptcy, shocking scandals, religious conversions." "We've created a highly-rated TV show... just to explain what happens to these people." "[Beeps]" "[ Foreign Language ]" "[Applause Continues]" "Wow." "The walls are mushy." "[Giggles] We brought some equipment in." "Iassume it's toy,ourliking." "They're brand new." "I like this." "It's got shiny knobs." "No." "No, no, no." "No, no, no, no, no." "No, no, no, no, no." "That we do not touch." "It's only the most expensive piece ofequipment in the studio." "The Megasound8000." "Although the name sounds ominous, it's actually just a high-tech processor." "How does it work?" "Why do you need to know that?" "What is it, a big secret or something?" "A bigsecret." "Wy,att'sgot a secret." "It's not a secret." "Stop it." "I'll tell you." "I'll show you." " [ Whirring ]" " Play a little something for me, would you?" "Perfect!" "Now, this will just take a moment." "[ Voices Overlapping]" "And now I'll play it back with megasound." "Is that us?" "It sounds so" " I want a Big Mac." " What?" "Mel, y,ou're a vegetarian." "I know, but suddenly I want one." "Maybe on the way back to the hotel?" "Okay, as long as we can stop by Foot Locker too." "I'm dying for a pair ofold-school Tretorns." "Jerkin' Tretorns are the new Adidas." "[ Clicks ]" "Ladies, nowshouldldropy,ou backat Riverdale Mall, orare you ready,to make a record?" "Come on!" "[Feedback Whine]" "[Drumsticks Tapping]" "One, two." "One, two, three." "This is the best CD ever!" "Yeah, and I want some Gatorade." "Gatorade is the new Snapple!" "Idon'tget whatgoes on in hismind" "But I'm tiredofhearing thesamestupidlines" "Why do you do what you do to me, baby" "You're shaking my confidence Driving me crazy" "You know if I could I'd do anything foryou" "Please don't ignore me 'causey,ou knowladorey,ou" "Can't you just pretend to be nice" "Couldy,ou at least pretendto be nice" "Ify,ou'djust pretendto be nice" "Everything in my life would be all right" "Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh" "Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh" "Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh" "Everything in my, life wouldbe allright" "Allright Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh" "Oh, oh, oh, oh" "Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh" "Everything in my, life would be allright, allright" "Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh" "[ Screaming ]" " This must be a misprint." " [ Laughing ]" " Yea!" " Wait!" "Does anyone else think it's a little strange that all this happened in a week?" "[ Dialing ]" "No!" "[ Screaming ]" "[Screaming Continues]" "[ Screaming ]" " [ Screaming ] - [ Screaming ]" " Who are you?" " [ Screaming ]" " We know them!" " [ Panting ]" "Eww!" "We do!" "Oh, my God!" "We love you." "We're like your biggest fans!" "[Screaming Continues]" " No, you're not." "You hate us." " Are you crazy?" "Josie and the Pussycats are our new favorite band ofall time!" " [Screaming]" "Josie and the Pussycats are the new Dujour!" "Wanna see our Pussycat tattoo?" "Look it!" "[ Gasping ] That was way too weird." "Weird?" "What's the point of being famous... ifthe people you hated in high school don't want to kiss your ass?" "You're lucky." "Most people have to wait till their ten-year reunion for that sort of revenge." "You'rejust going to have to get used to people throwing themselves at you." "And, talking ofthrowing," "Fiona, the head of MegaRecords, is throwing a huge party tonight in your honor, a celebration ofall thingsJosie." " Um, Wyatt?" " Hmm?" " Don't I get one?" " Oh, that is strange." "Why don't you come along too?" "There's always room for one more." "How about us?" "No." "Wow." "A party,." "That's, um" "That's, uh-- That's kindofcool." "But is it as "kind ofcool" as playing your own stadium concert?" "Oops!" "I promised Fiona she could tell you." "Damn." "We're playing a stadium concert?" "This weekend." "Shouldn 't we may,beplay, somesmallclubsfirst?" "Maybe do a few gigs in Europe." "Build a following." "You have a following." "Honestly, "J."" "I wouldn't send you out there if I didn't think you could deliver." "It would only make me look bad But this is the whole deal:" "simultaneous pay-per-view web cast, live streaming video, millions of little people paying good money just to watch you." "Well, I'm sure your bandmates are tres excited." "Right, Melly-Mel?" "Our first concert ever." "Thanks, Wyatt." "Don't thank me." "Thank Fiona." "It washeridea." "It'sbeenpart ofherplan fory,ou from thestart." "Operation Big Concert, where we finally take things to the next level." "Whenjosie andthe Pussy,cats play,theirstadium concert, allthe kids in the audience, as well as the ones watching at home, will have to purchase these." "It's the debut of3-D-Xsurroundsound, a newtechnology,that makes the music feellike it'shappeningallaroundy,ou," "like 3-D." "Gentlemen, a demonstration." "This is what those kids think they're hearing on those headsets." "Oooh, wee, oooh, wee, ooh This is what they're really hearing." "[Man] Conform." "Free willis overrated." "Jump on the bandwagon." "That voice." "I know that voice." "It's, um" " It's Mr. Moviefone." " Yes!" "He does all our subliminal tracks." "[Mr. Moviefone] There isno suchplace asArea 51." "Excellent work, Fiona." "These kids willnever know what hit 'em." " And neither will you." " I'm sorry." "What was that?" " Huh?" "What?" " You just said something." "No, I didn't." "Yes, you did." "No, I didn't." "Yes, you did." "I said, "These kids will never know what hit 'em," and then you said, "And neither will you."" " I did?" " We all heard you." "Oh" " Well" "What I meant to say was," ""And neither will you guys."" "Meaning the teenagers." "I wasjust emphasizing my point." "Oh." "Oh, okay." "Great." "Thanks." "That was close." "Excuse me?" "I was going to say, "That was... close..." ""to being a... really nice moment... between the two of us."" "Don't you think?" "Yeah, well, I guess." "I have to be getting back to the Pentagon, so" "[Man] Toni Tennille andl-- we wrote allthesongs together." "Love, love will keep us together Captain just played the piano." "It was my idea to have him wear that hat." "I said, "How you gonna be a captain ifyou don't wear a hat?"" "[ Chuckles ]" "We did make some beautiful music together though." "A big song" " The one I was mostly responsible for was..." ""Love Will Keep Us Together."" "Well, guess what." "It didn't." "Guessaftera while, y,ou know, they, didn 't want to share thespotlight no more." "Sometimes that stuff happens." "I can still remember, though, Captain always said," ""Friends first." "The band second."" "I wish I'd have got that in writin'." "Ifyou're happy and you know it clap your hands" "Ifyou're happy and you know it clap your hands" "[ Laughs ]" "Ifyou're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it" "Ifyou're happy and you know it clap your hands" "[ Screaming ]" "Oh, no." "That's better." "[ Giggles ]" "[Knocking] [Alan M] It's theguy, with thepizza" "The kindthat'sgoodto eats-a ify,ou open the door" "Oh, my God, I am so sorry." "I totally, totally forgot." "We have to go to this record party thing with the head ofthe label." " What's the matter?" " Nothing." "Itjust, uh" "You look so, uh" "You cannot make fun of me." "They sent this dress over." "I did not pick it out." "But lcut up the front, andlmade wristbands." "It looks stupid, doesn't it?" "No, no, no." "No." "I" "I'vejust-- I've never seen you" " Wow!" "Finish your sentences." "Is that a good wow or a bad wow?" "Oh, no, no." "It's, uh-- It's a good wow." "It's a-- it's a-- it's a very good wow." "Thanks." "Actually, would you mind?" "There's a-- Mind what?" "There's a chain thing that I can't figure out really." "Oh, right." "Right, um" " Okay." "Um" "That's, um-- that's down here." "A little complicated." "[ Clears Throat ]" "Josie, arey,ou ready,?" "The door was open." "Ihope I'm not interruptingany,thing." " Hey, Alec N, how's it hanging?" " Actually, it's Alan M." "Yes, what's with the initial?" "It didn't work for Sheila E., and it doesn't work foryou." "Josie, we don't want to be late forthe hottest andmost exclusiveparty,ofthey,ear." "There's free cable." "Uh,Josie?" "Um, I was wondering, d-d-did you want to do something tomorrow?" "Yeah." "When?" "2:00?" "No can do." "Taping E." " Oh. 1 :30. 3:00." " MTV." "MSNBC." " 4:00." " 4:1 5." " 4:1 5." " Sold to the young man with no future." "Come on,josie." "There'sa limo waiting." "Goodnight, Adam 12." " Trot on." " Actually, it's Alan M." "[ Chattering ]" "Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh" "Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh" "Ooh" "Well, he looksat me with those innocent ey,es" "Andsay,s it looks likey,ou're wearing some kindofdisguise" "Becausey,ourhair sticks out" "[Josie Thinking ] Look at them staring at us." "No one thinks I should be here." "That's totally what they're thinking." "Look at them staring atJosie." "No one thinks I should be here." "That's totally what they're thinking." "Ifyou're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it" "Ifyou're happy and you know it clap your hands" "[Man OverP.A. ] Ladiesandgentlemen, the headofMegaRecords... andthe host ofy,ourparty, Fiona." "[Woman] Why, doy,ou do whaty,ou do to me, baby," " Shakin'my,confidence" " Isn't she fabulous?" "Drivin'me crazy, You knowiflcould" "I'ddo any,thing fory,ou" "Please don't ignore me 'causey,ou knowladorey,ou" "[Ends] I'm Fiona." "Welcome to your party!" "Enough spectacle." "Let's go be girls!" "This is my girly room." "No boys allowed." "Come on, girls." "Sit down." "We'll gossip." "Oh!" "[Woman Singing ln French]" "Isn 't hejust the cutest?" "He's pretty cute." "[DoorCloses] Pringles!" "Pringles!" "Josie!" "Come on!" "Oh, I am starved!" "I'm such a pig." "N-No." "No, you're not." "[ Sighs ]" "[ Crying ]" "So,Josie, how much do you weigh?" "Excuse me?" "Your weight!" "1 1 8." "Ha!" "1 1 5." "I'm three pounds lighter than you." "But don't worry about it." "I thinkyou look great." "[ Lisping ] Tho pretty and popular." "What did you just say?" "Nothing." "I thaid the new thong's pretty popular." "What "thong"?" "The new thong." "The new thingie." "I'm thorry." "I have thomething caught in my teeth." "[Clears Throat]" "Got it." "So, who wants to French braid?" "Okay, so who else thinks that Fiona's a freak?" "Oh, my God." "I'm so glad you said something, because as soon as you said her name," "I got the most awful sensation," "like this ice-cold chill creeping up my spine." "Oh, sweetie, that's 'cause you're sitting on the O." "Oh." "[ Giggles ]" "No." "I still got the shivers, you guys." "It's not the O. It's her." "I don't know." "What do you think, Val?" "Stuff's definitely been... different since we left Riverdale." "And, ifyou ask me, some things feel like they've changed completely." " Wy,att." " Hmm?" "I don't like those two pussycats." "They're asking questions, and that's dangerous." "We can't afford to take any more risks." "I'll get rid ofthem, have a new band by the morning." "Ooh!" "Think, Wyatt." "We've already,sold halfa million ofthejosie ears fora big concert." "Right." "Yes." "So we have." "So what are you suggesting?" "KeepJosie, and put those two nosy little pussycats to sleep." "Mmmm." "I don't thinkJosie will play without her friends." "Oh?" "I think we might persuade her." "Mmm?" "[Fiona] Next, on Behind the Music," "Josiesuffersa tragic loss." "[ Laughs Sinisterly ]" "[ Cackles ]" "[ Chuckles Evilly ]" "Ha-ha, hee-hee, hew, ho-ho, hoo." "[ Laughs Dramatically ]" "[ Laughs Loudly ]" "[ Chokes, Coughs ]" "[Woman] The city,aquarium holdsmore than 244 varieties ofsea life." "Josie, did I tell you I got a gig tonight?" "You did?" "That's great!" "Yeah, well, it'sjust this bar, but the manager-- I played him my demo, and he said I could have, like, almost a full half-hour tonight." "Do you think maybe you want to come, or" "Yeah." "'Cause I know you're busy and everything." "Oh, my God." "Is thatJosie?" "Where?" "Josie!" "[ Screaming ] Shapeshifter, guest lister" "She'llturn around anddesert" "Gate-crasher, rehasher" "Ify,ou think that's cool well, y,ou're a fool" "[ Panting ]" "Thanks." "Yeah, no problem." "How am I gonna pull this off?" "Wh-What?" "I'm a girl from Riverdale, you know?" "I'm" "I'm not a rock star." "Jose, you've been dreaming about this your whole life." "I know, it'sjust" "What?" "I'm scared." "Don't be." "You gotta believe in yourself." "What if I can't?" "Then-- then I guess I'll just have to believe in you for you." "[Knocking]" "Oh, wow." "[ Laughing ] Oh, wow!" "So, what do you think we should open with for the concert" "Spin Around, ormay,be Come On ?" "Uh, I don't know." "We could try RolIOn, Rolly, Wheel, but, honestly, lthink the ly,ricsstillneed work." "What do you think?" "It's your call." "I mean, you're the boss." "No, I'm not." "Val, what's with you?" "Hello, girls!" "Andhoware the most beautifulandtalented women in rock-and-roll?" "Eh?" "Don't you mean "woman"?" "Valerie, my darling, you're going to have to learn to take a compliment." "I mean, what are you going to do tonight when you go on TRL... andCarson Daly,tellsy,ou howmuch he lovesy,ourmusic?" "Don't you mean, what's Josie gonna do?" "No, because she won't be there." "Wejust booked you and Melody." "It's time forthe world toget to know the otherPussy,cats." "We're gonna be on TRL ?" "Mm-hmm." "Do I get to touch Carson?" "[ Squeals ] Anywhere you like." "The taping's in two hours, unless, ofcourse, you have a problem with this." "Do you have a problem with this?" "No!" "I thinkyou guys will have a great time." "I love that show." "And-- and you don't mind if Mel and I go without you?" "Why?" "I don't care about that stuff." "[ Sighs ] Jose" "Oh, I'm so sorry!" "I don't know what I was thinking." "Okay." "Come on, girls." "There are stylists and designers waiting in your room." "And you have homework tonight." "This is the remix ofy,ournext single." " I'd be very curious to hearyour thoughts." " Could it wait until tomorrow?" "It'sjust thatAlan Mis play,inghis firstgig tonight, andl wannaget there early,." "Oh." "Oh, I'm so sorry,Josie." "I forgot to tell you." "Alan M called my office." "They canceled his show." " They did?" " Yes." "Why didn't he call me here?" "Um, I'm sure he did." "In fact," "I'm sure ifyou go down to the front desk, there'll be a message waiting foryou." "Excuse me." "[ Whispering ]" "Yes, there's a message waiting foryou... now." "I guess I should call him." "Um, he also said to say that he won't be available for several hours, and he'll call you when he can." " All that was on the message?" " Uh, yes." "Excuse me." "[ Whispering ]" "Yes, that's all in the message." "Anything else?" "Who do you keep calling?" "I'm running a label here, Josephine." "I have other artists who need me, other artists who need my time, other artists who aren't so difficult about putting in a little bit ofextra work." "Your level of non-commitment is making me doubt your commitment commitment." "So, you wanna be a rock superstar, eh" "live large, big house, five cars?" "Well, you have to do the time." "Otherwise, [ Chuckles ] somebody else will, andy,ou'llbe left to explain it all to Meland Val." "I am committed." "I am." "Yes, I hope so, my darling." "I hope so." "[DoorOpens, Closes]" " Val, we're on TRL !" " Hey, check out the view!" "It's fake." "Wow." "This stuff looks so different on TV." "All this stuff is fake." "Where is everybody?" "Where's Carson?" "Yo, kitty,cats!" "Howy,ou ladies doin'?" "I'm Carson Daly,." "Welcome." "You're not Carson Daly." "What are you talkin' about?" "Ofcourse I'm Carson Daly." "Check the nails." "You need to call me." "I got plans." "All right." "Is everybody ready to start the show?" " Oh, my God, it's Carson!" " Oh, my God, it's Melody!" "Yo, man, y,ougotta stop tryin'to be me with the nails thing." "What you sayin', man?" "A brother can't be Carson Daly?" "No, that's not what I'm sayin'." "It'sjust that I actually am Carson Daly, so it doesn't work right now." "Who's gonna break my "gazoons," man?" "I'm Carson Daly." "That'spretty,good, man." "Who else doy,ou do?" "I do Mike Tyson." "I would take a bite outta you." "Okay, what is going on?" "Are you" " Is this TRL or not?" "This is not TotaIRequest Live." "It's more like TotaIRequest Dead." "Yeah, you see, ladies, we've only got one request today." "And that's to kill you." "[ Laughing ] Carson said he's gonna to kill us." "Like that's a request." " All right, man, I got the blond." " He's not kidding." "Go!" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Ballad ]" "[ Sighs ]" "[Phone Ringing]" " This is the place Where I sit - [ Ringing Continues ]" "This is the part where I love you too much" "Is this as hard as it gets" "Um, this, uh-- this next song is dedicated to, uh-- a friend of mine." "I kinda wanted to wait till she showed up to play it, but I guess she" "Whoo-hoo!" "Um, the name ofthissong is, uh, Wish You Felt the Same." " [Toilet Flushing]" " Hey!" "Shut up or hold it till you get home!" "Who do you want to kill you, huh?" "Eddie Murphy?" "Eddie told me," ""I want themJosie girls dead, all right?" "You get them a nurse." "I want them dead!"" "[ Laughs Like Eddie Murphy ] [ Gasps ]" "I can't believe you're a killer!" " You seem so nice on TV!" " Really?" "You know, lalway,s thought you were kinda hot." "Too bad!" " Ialway,s thought you were kinda hot too." " You did?" "What's your sign?" "Scorpio." "I'm a Cancer." "[ Shrieks ]" "[ Laughing ] Da pussycats." "Da pussycats." "I gotta kill ya." "Good lawd!" " What was that?" " It was Chris Rock." "That was a terrible Chris Rock." "Why, doy,ou even bother doing impressions?" "You're not funny,." "You know who's funny?" "Bill Cosby." "And he's going to kill you... after sticking a spoon in your pudding." "[ Yelling ]" "No way!" "My, favorite movie is Lady,andthe Tramp." "When the dogs are eating spaghetti and they share the same piece?" "[ Together ] And their noses touch!" "[ Laughing ]" "[ Laughs, Sighs ]" "You know, if I wasn't a key player in this whole... conspiracy to brainwash the youth ofAmerica with pop music," "like, we could totally date." " You think?" " Oh, yeah." "You know, it would be so cool, like-- [ Yelling ]" "Yeah, right." "Like I'd ever go out with a guy like you." "Now, you, on the other hand" "Come on." "Let's get outta here and find Josie." "Bye." "[ Ballad Over Headphones ] [Knocking]" "[ Val] Josie?" "josie, quick, open the door!" "[Knocking Continues] Josie?" "Jo" " Josie?" "Josie, we have to talk to you." " How did they let the two ofyou in here?" "I specifically told the front desk "no visitors."" " Are you okay?" " Ofcourse I'm okay." "Why wouldn't I be?" "I have the number-one single in the country." "You two, on the otherhand-- [Mutters] should maybe be a little worried." "Josie, Carson Daly tried to kill us, and I think it has something to do with our music." "Why do you call it..." ""our" music?" "Becau-- Are you even listening?" "I am listening very carefully, anddoy,ou know what I'm hearing?" "I'm hearing someone glomming on to my talent... andmy,credit." ""Our" music, Mel?" "I basically write all of it." "Josie, no, you don't." "We write it together." "Oh, okay." "So ifwe're all doing equal amounts ofwork, why isn't the band called Valerie and the Pussycats?" "I knew it." "You've been thinking this the whole time." "I'm just" " I'm just backup to you, huh?" "Oh, but you're a good, solid backup." "Oh, hey, Val, who's a rock star?" "Who'sa rockstar?" "I am!" "Josie, don't do this." "We need to stick together now." "Oh, my God." "Melody's gonna cry." "What's the matter, snuggle bunny-- finally realizing the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows?" "Stop it." "Not everyone gets a happy ending, muffin." "Stop it." "And you wanna know what else?" "Puppies turn into dogs... who get old and die." "[ Gasping ] Someday you'll thank me." "[ Scoffs ]" "Ofcourse, by then I won't be taking your calls." "This is theplace where lsit" "This is thepart where llovey,ou too much" "Is thisashard asitgets" "'Cause I'mgetting tired ofpretendingl'm tough" "I'm here ify,ou want me I'my,ours, y,ou can holdme" "I'm empty,andachin ' andtumblin'andbreakin'" "'Causey,ou don'tsee me" "And you don't need me" "And you don't love me" "The way,I wishy,ou would" "The way I love you" "[ Continues With Static, Clicking ]" "[ Mr. Moviefone's Voice ] You are the star!" "Val and Melody are mean, evil girls!" "You should have a solo career!" "You have the number-one single in the country!" "They're trying to glom on to your talent and your credit!" "Ifthey're doing equal amounts ofwork, why, isn 't the bandcalled Valerie andthe Pussy,cats?" "They'rejust deadweight, Josie." "[ Overlapping ] You could be huge without them." "You are the star." "Madonna huge." "Val and Melody are mean, evil girls." "Melody,thinksy,ou can't sing." "Seriously,." "She toldme." "Dump them." "The are trying to destroy you,Josie." "You'll be better off without them." "Who's a rock star?" "You are!" "A great big rock star!" "[ Continuing, indistinct ] Go,Josie, go!" "Go!" "[ Player Slows, Stops ]" " Val!" " Oh, the return ofthe superstar!" "What's going on?" "And where are Mel and Val?" "Since when you do you care?" "Oh, and we heard what you said, Bitchy McBitch." " Wish I'd said it." " They're gone,Josie." "They,'regone, andlhopey,ou're happy,." "No more band." "Just like the Beatles." "Just like theJackson Five." "Just like a Flock ofSeagulls." "[ Caws ]" " These are so good." "You want one ofthese?" " Okay, look," "Ineverthought I wouldsay,this toy,ou, ever, but, please, would you help?" "Now?" "Now?" "Wyatt gave me this CD ofour song, and it was like as soon as I heard it-- I don't know." "What-- it sucked?" "There's something on here, I swear." "[Continues] Okay, okay, okay." "[ Vocal Dropping out ]" "[ Faint Murmuring ]" "[ Mr. Moviefone's Voice ] You should have a solo career!" "You couldhavey,ourown prime-time TVseries!" "We couldcallit Josie, andrun it right after Will and Grace !" "Oh, my, God!" "That's Mr. Moviefone!" "Howdidy,ou get him toput that on there?" "[ Gasps ] You slept with him!" "What are you talking about?" "This is on our CD It's underneath the music." "Wyatt put them on there..." "to brainwash me." "[ Gasps Melodramatically ] Dum-dum-dum Ooh, brainwashing!" "Ooh, help!" "We're beingbrainwashed!" "Diet Coke's the new Pepsi One." ""MS. " Main-- main sy,stem." "Musicsequence?" "Oh, God." "Maybe you broke it." "Whoa, I didn't touch it." "[ Mr. Moviefone's Voice ] Josie and the Pussycats are the best band ever!" "They,are totally,jerking '!" "You must buy,their CD" "You have to see them in concert." "You also have to buy Steve Madden shoes." "Heath Ledgeris the newMatt Damon." "You're nobody, without anAbercrombie  Fitch vintage tee." "They're selling stuff through our music." "Josie andthe Pussy,catsare the best bandever!" "They're selling us through our music!" "I knew there was a reason you were so popular." "I want a vintage tee..." "and Heath Ledger." "Oh, my God." "It's all my fault, everything-- people dressing alike, buying the same stuff." "I sold it to them." "I'm a trend pimp." "Well, it stops here!" "I'm nobody's pimp, and I'm not going to let Wyatt and Fiona get away with this." "We're going to the police, and we're taking this with us." "[ Grunts ]" "Are you guys gonna help me or what?" "Oh, I'llhelp." "Yeah, right." "'Cause you know I'm just gonna let you walk right outta here and spoil everything." "All right, now the event I know everybody's been waiting for is finally here." "One night only, the worldwide live debut concert ofJosie and the Pussycats." "[ Screaming, Cheering ]" "And, oh, very cool, it's gonna be live at the "Megarena"... with a simultaneous global web cast." "You will not hear a thing without yourJosie 3-D-X headphones, so I urge you all to pick some up-- I know I bought two." "[ Screaming, Cheering ]" " Hi!" " [ Chattering ]" "Oh, look at the pouty girl." "Boo-hoo!" "Well, you better snap out of it, red, 'cause you've got a show to put on!" "Are you kidding?" "I'm not gonna play, help you send messages to those kids." " Forget it." "I'm done." " Oh, look who's got all principled all ofa sudden." "You didn't seem to mind when your song went to number one!" "You should kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done foryou." "I made you a rock star." "[ Cheering, Chanting ] Tellmey,ou don't love that." "I said forget it, all right?" "Now, find yourselfanother girl." "[ Groans ] Yeah, see, I would, but everybody's already here!" " [ Chanting ] Josie!" "Josie!" " Too bad." " Wyatt." "Josie!" " Val, Mel!" " Don't talk to her." "You're wasting your time." "Miss Diva over here doesn't care ifyou do something to us." "No, that's not true." "You guys, just listen to me." "I didn't mean any ofthat stuff that I said before." "Fiona and Wyatt have put subliminal message tracks underneath our music" "Can it, rusty." "Your story's boring." "Wy,att, why, don'ty,oushowthese two lovely, ladies what we have forthem this evening?" "Gladly, my darling." " A car!" "Val, I won a car!" " No, you didn't win a car." " Oh, my God, you won a car!" " No one won a car!" "The car... is about to be a part of history... ify,ou decide not toplay,tonight." "Hi, I'm Serena Altschul with MTV breaking news." "Josie and the Pussycats' debut concert was unexpectedly canceled... when an automobile exploded in the stadium parking lot." "The passengers were identified as Valerie Brown and Melody Valentine, two ofthe founding members ofthe popular rock band." "Investigators on thescene were quotedassay,ing the two died a slow, fierydeath... inside the four-wheeled hell pit." "We're toldthatjosie will be releasinga statement... to thepress within the hour to comment on this tragedy,." "Yes,josie, what arey,ourcomments?" "We're allgagging to know." "Roast your friends, or play the show?" "Play,y,ourshow?" "Roast the friends?" "What's it to be?" "All right!" "I'll play." "See, Val?" "She still likes us!" "Mel, ofcourse I do." "You guys are my best friends on the planet." "Look, I know that friends don't treat each other the way I treated you guys." "Buty,ou'vegot to believe me." "Iflcouldjustgo backing time, I wouldtake it allback." "That would be cool." "If I could go back in time, I'd wanna meet Snoopy." "Mel, I love that about you!" "I love that you think that everything is possible... andthat this worldis such agreatplace, becausey,ou know what?" "It is." "And I'm so sorry if, for one second, I made you think that it wasn't." "And Val" " Val, you bought me my first guitar." "And, you know, we may have started this band together, but the only reason we've come this far is because ofyou." "Now, look." "Idon't care ifwe're Josie andthe Pussy,cats, or Valerie and the Pussycats or whoever and the Pussycats." "It doesn't matter as long as we're together." "You're my,sister, Val." "Ilovey,ou." "I love you too,Jose." " And I love you, Val." "And I love you,Josie." " And I love you, Mel." "And l-- I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream." "Everyone loves everyone." "Now, let's get this show started!" "[ Chanting ] We want the show!" "We want the show!" "So, what is it this time, Fiona-- cross-trainers, pizza bagels, lip gloss?" "Oh, it's bigger-- much, much bigger." "You're gonna have a pretty hard time selling secret messages once your secret's out." "Oh, and tell me, cookie-- who will believe you?" "Who willget behind the ridiculous ramblings ofonesilly, powerlessgirl?" "We will." "Who the hell are you?" "Someone you thought you'd gotten rid of." " Oh, my God, it's Les from Dujour!" " Les?" "I tried to warn you-- the message on your mirror." "That was you?" "Dujour was in my bathroom!" "[ Muffled ] I love you, Les!" "But I thought you guys were killed in a plane crash." "That's what I thought." "Wyatt?" "Oh, well, we managed to landtheplanejust fine." "Unfortunately, it was in the parking lot ofa Metallica show." "Well, the fans beat the crap out of us." "Well, you don't look too bad." "And I thank God every day I knew the words to EnterSandman." "[Muffled, indistinct]" "Word, Doc." "She's not gonna get away with it-- not this time." "Let's get 'em, boys, Dujour-style!" "[ Moaning ]" " [ Monkey Screeching ] - [Crashing]" "Anyway" " Oh, now, come on!" " [Crowd Chanting]" "Boy, you almost got me." "Honestly, girls all over the world would kill to be in your shoes, andherey,oustand, runningaway, from it." "Why?" "So you could go crawling back to "Shitdale" and spend the rest ofyour life... being washed up with your loser friends, dopey and mopey there?" " [ Scoffs ]" " That's it." "[ Screams ]" "Gotta be a wildone Just stop right there, missy." "Wyatt, you messed with the wrong pussy." " [ Grunting ]" " But lkeep swingin ', baby, I'm a real wildchild" "[ Screaming ] You bitch!" "I'm a real wildone andllike wildfun" "In a worldgone crazy, everything say,s Yeah, I'm a wildone" " You want some?" "Come on." "Bring it!" " No, no!" "We'regonna breakit loose gotta keep it movin' wild" "Gotta keep on swinging, baby, I'm a real wildchild" "[ Both Squealing ]" "[ Yelling ]" "No, baby, no!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "[ Grunts, Groans ]" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "[ Chuckles ]" "What are you gonna do-- kill me with the guitar?" "Who's gonna go up there and sing?" "You need me, remember?" "Need you?" "Doll, I created you, and, believe me, I can destroy you." "[ Yelling ]" " [ Feedback Screeching ] - [ Screaming ]" " I'm sorry." "Did you need that?" " Wyatt!" "Fix it!" "You-- what's yourjob?" "Fix this!" "Oh, it's too late!" "They,'re already,taking off the ears!" "[ Mr. Moviefone's Voice ] Fiona is the mostjerkin' girl in the world!" "Everybody loves Fiona!" "She's got the best hair and the most awesome clothes!" "And she's so thin!" "I know I want to be just like Fiona!" "That's the secret message that you wanted to send out-- that you're cool?" "What?" " That's not me, I swear." " [Fiona's Voice] You're not doing it right!" "[Mr. Moviefone's Voice] Hey, that's my,job!" "[Crashing, Struggling]" "[Fiona's Voice, Lisping] lfl wath aguy, I'dathkherout." " Ifl wath agirl, I'd want to be herbetht friendforever." " What's wrong with your voice?" "We'dhave thlumberpartiesand thtay, up braiding each otherth hairandhave tickle fights!" " [Laughing]" " Oh, thure." "Go ahead and laugh." "You don't know what it'th like to be teathed and ridiculed your whole life." "The thells thilver thwans down by the theathore." "Theven thilver" "The thwims" "I tried, didn't I?" "[ Sighs ]" "AIllever wanted wath to bepopular." " Tell me, ith that tho bad?" " Lisa?" " What did you call me?" " Lisa Snyder?" ""Lithping Litha"?" "That-That-That wath my nickname in thchool." "Huntington High School." "Lisa, it's me" " Wally." ""White-ass Wally."" "White-ath Wally?" "The albino kid?" "That'th impothible." " Firtht ofall, he wathn't Britith." " I'm not." "[ American Accent ] I just started talking like that because..." "I thought it would make me more attractive." " He wath tho pale." " [ Chuckles ] Makeup." "I-l-l learned to thpeak without a lithp." "Look!" "Look!" "I can't believe it'th you." "Ithn't it the thtrangetht cointhidenth?" "Wait." "[ Exhales ]" "Oh, I've been holding that in for the past 1 5 years." "This is so romantic." "Yeah, in a... creepy, ironic sort ofway." "So, what's the moral ofthestoryhere-- freaks should date other freaks?" "No, I think the moral ofthe story here is you should be happy with who you are." "This whole time we've been spending money on expensive clothes to impress people." "Never made me happy." "No!" "Happ" " Oh, my gosh." "Happiness is on the inside." "I'm not this." "I'm not what I wear." "[ Shouting ] I'm not what I wear!" "You should think about this." "[ Chuckles ]" "Oh, please." "Unlikey,ou bunch ofwackjobs, lamperfectjust aslam." "Holy shit!" "That girl's got a skunk on her head!" "Oh, geez." "That'sjusty,ourhair." "Sorry, but that'smessedup." " Who are you?" " I'm Agent Kelly." "I'm with the government." "Oh, thank God!" "Did you know... that Fiona and Wyatt are using that machine to send subliminal messages through our music?" "They're trying to create an army of mindless teenagers, to make them buy things and even control their thoughts." "They what?" "Oh, come on." "You knew about thith from the very beginning." " Gentlemen, arrest that woman and that man..." " What?" "on charges ofconspiracy against the youth ofAmerica." " You can't be theriouth." " Oh, I'm serious, ma'am." "This is a very serious offense." "Sorry, but they're on to us." "Somebody's got to take the fall." "You bathtard!" "Besides, after the concert, we were gonna shut down your operation anyway." "We found that subliminal messages work much better in movies." "[Mr. Moviefone]" "All right, let's go." "Well, now that you girls are done saving the world," "I thinkyou have a concert to play." "[Audience Cheering]" "[Man OverP.A. ] Give it up for Josie andthe Pussy,cats!" "[AudienceScreaming]" "[Chanting] Josie!" "josie!" "Josie!" "josie!" "[Chanting, Screaming Continue]" "[ Crowd Quiets ]" "[FeedbackScreeches] Whoa." "I'm gonna take these off." "Stop!" "I know you all came out here tonight because you heard something you liked on our CD" "[ScatteredCheers]" "We're gonna play something different foryou tonight-- something you haven't heard." "It's cool ifyou like it." "It's all right ifyou don't." "Just..." "decide foryourselves." "This is forsomeone who saidhe believedin me." "Kinda wish he was here now." "Na, na, na Na, na, na, na" "Na, na, na Na, na, na, na" "Na, na, na Na, na, na" "Yeah" "One, two One, two, three" "Spin around, come back home You're running out on a line" "Sometimes feel I'm goin' out of my mind" "Stunned here waiting for anyone to take the time" "Spin around, weget furtherandfurtheraway," "Smile and wave ain 'tgot nothin'to say," "Stunnedhere waiting forany,one to take the time" "To change my,mind this time" "Well, I've been starin ' at thesun sometime" "It gets dark inside but I don't mind" "And ifyou're gone it's like I'm goin' blind" "I can't get by this time" "Spin around Come down now 'cause it's all getting clear" "Everything you've ever wanted to hear" "Ifwe ever needed anyone to change our minds" "To waste our time" "We're fine" "Well, I'll be starin' at the sun sometime" "It gets dark inside but I don't mind" "And ifyou're gone it's like I'm goin' blind" "I can't get by this time" "Josie!" "josie!" " Alan M!" "Josie!" " What are you doing here?" " I have to tell you that... even though you don't feel the same way about me... asldo abouty,ou, andeven though you didn 't come to my,gig" "What do you mean?" "Wyatt told me it was canceled!" "That dick!" "What did you mean about the l-don't-feel-the-same-way- about-you-as-you-do-about-me?" "That's what I came here to tell you!" "Josie McCoy, l" "[ All Gasp ]" "I love you!" "[AudienceScreams]" "I love you too!" "I always have!" "Hi." "Hi." "[AudienceScreams, Whistles]" "Damn!" "Oh." "[ Stammering ]" "I love you." "La-la, la La-la, la, la" "La-la, la La-la, la, la" "La-la, la La-la, la" "Yeah" "La-la, la La-la, la, la" "La-la, la La-la, la, la" "La-la, la La-la, la" "Yeah" "La-la, la La-la, la, la" "La-la, la La-la, la, la" "La-la, la La-la, la" "Yeah" "Spin around and around and around and around" "Never wanna come back down" "'Cause everything we've lost I've found" "Yeah" "Spin around and around and" "Spin around and around and" "Spin around and around and" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" "Yeah, yeah" "Whoa" "Whoa" "[AudienceScreaming]" "[AudienceScreaming]" "[Rock]" " [ Blows Raspberry ] - [ Laughs ] Contain the excitement." "josie andthe Pussy,cats" "Why'd you have to hit me, man?" "It wasjust never gonna stop." "GuitarsandMarshallstacks" "Hot, sweet, supercool Don'ty,ou knowthese kids rule Hurry, hurry" "We've beengoin'over the masterplan" "Driving in a custom-painted van Practicin'forhours" "Don'ty,ou knowthatsoon no matter wherey,ago we'llbe on the radio" "[FeedbackScreeches]" "[ Snickers ] Can you see me and my nose on the microphone?" "From this commandcenter we controleverything... except what I'm gonna say next." "I can't even believe that they let me bring-- [ Laughs ]" "You slept with him!" "[ Laughs ]" "You better get his mama to get him a new face." "Ah-ah-ah." "You know my mom's dead." "That'sjust-  [ All Laugh ]" " Next up on weather-  [ Snarling ]" " What is wrong with you?" "Goodness, won't somebody please save us?" "[ Laughing ]" "Goin'tripleplatinum Youjust watch us climbing'up the Billboard charts" "Breakin'records breakin'hearts Hey, those are my bunny ears!" "Sh-- [Beeps]" "This is what our operation-- I just spat right in the camera." "Even though we'replay,in ' in ourgarage" "Soon we'llhave a massive entourage" "Goin'tripleplatinum Youjust watch us climbing'up the Billboard charts" "Breakin'records breakin'hearts" "Yeah, right. 'Cause you know I'm just gonna-- [ Laughs ]" "Let'sgo Josie andthe Pussy,cats" "Long tails andears forhats" "We knowjust where it'sat [ Karate Sounds ]" " East, west north orsouth - [ Giggling ]" "Guaranteedto rock the house josie andthe Pussy,cats" "[ Screaming ] josie andthe Pussy,cats [ Laughing ]" "[ Vocalizing]" "They,say,this kindoflove is wrongbuty,ou know it feelsso right" "Running my,handsacross yourcheeks, they,'re oh-so smooth and white" "Leave the light on, baby, andunlocky,ourbackdoor" "I'llbe comin'through that way,tonight to lovey,ou forsure" "Ly,in'ony,ourbed Starin'up at the moon" "Yougot me crazy, Gotta lovey,ousoon" "I'my,ourbackdoorlover" "Comin'from behind with the lights down low" "Backdoorlover Justy,ou andme No one has to know" "Backdoorlover Let me meety,ou there aty,oursecretspot" "I'llshowy,ou a love that'smore than hot" "Well, he looksat me with those innocent ey,esandsay,s" "It looks likey,ou're wearin ' some kindofdisguise" "Becausey,ourhairsticks up Yourshoesare untied" "Ihope thaty,ougot thatshirt at halfprice" "Andevery wordlsay, falls flat on the floor" "Itryto tellajoke He'sheardit before" "Andldon't think that lcan take it no more" "He's drivingme right out my, front door" "Why, doy,ou do whaty,ou do to me, baby," "You're shaking my,confidence Drivingme crazy," "You knowiflcould I'ddo any,thing fory,ou" "Please don't ignore me 'causey,ou knowladorey,ou" "Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh" "Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh" "Oooh, wee, ooh, wee Oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh Dujouraroundthe world" "Nobody, rocks the mike like Dujour Nobody," "Bangin' 'round the world with Dujour" "We're numberone andstay,in ' at the top ofourgame" "From east to west, we know you already, knowourname" "Dujour aroundthe worldforever" "Yeah, fly,in'so high in allkinds ofweather" "We're numberone in thisgame" "Andlthinky,ou know ourname is Dujour" "Dujour Nobody, rocks the mike like Dujour" "Dujour Ride ony,ourmotorbike with Dujour" "I'm apunkrockprom queen" "Brownpapermagazine" "Hotterthany,ou've everseen" "Everywhere andin between" "I'm a ten-ticket thrillride" "Don'ty,ou wanna come inside" "A five-startriple threat Hardest ofthe hardtoget" "No one's little reprobate Ain 'tseen nothin ' like mey,et" "It tooksix whole hours andfive long day,s" "Forally,ourlies to come undone" "Andthose threesmall words" "Were way,too late" "'Causey,ou can'tsee that I'm the one" "[Mr. Moviefone] Jerkin '!"