"I believe your daughter Grace is experiencing signs of generalized anxiety disorder." "Her pictures are consistently devoid of color." "She never draws a sun." "Your daughter has serious issues." "Issues?" "What issues?" "She has a personality." "So we have a problem?" "You think she should be on drugs?" "They gave us their opinions but we'll decide" " what's best for her." " What's to decide?" "Eddie, it's me." "I need to see you this morning." " For the pain." " Thank you." "This is where you tell me "you did everything you could." ""It wasn't your fault."" "Do you want me to say that?" "If I tell you to order a scan, you order a goddamn scan," "If you don't do it, I'll go to the next doctor." "In the meantime, that kid died And it is all on you." "Dr. Cooper grabbed my tit today." "Did your tit make the 1st move?" "He says it was a tourette's response to stress." "Was that so hard?" "Subtitles:" "Dont Mess with the Nurse Team" "Look at that." "It's supposed to be Florida." "Who draws Florida with no sun?" "It's the goddamn Sunshine State." "I'll get it, honey." "You sit down." "Why do you always have to work?" "Give me a break, guys." "I'll be home before you know it." "Fi, that's gross." "Can't you stay home one time?" "Yes, I can, but not tonight." "Believe me, it sucks for me too." "Come back to the table, Grace." "Let her go." "Breathe." "Pass the ketchup." "You haven't seen me." "Have you seen Momo?" "It's very simple." "Whatever they tell you, you type in their file." "Whatever they don't tell you but you know to be true, type in their file." "Nights are different." "It's more stab wounds, more drunks." "Less nut jobs, less children." "Okay, you prioritize by severity of their condition." "Gunshots, stabbings, cardiac arrest, followed by bleeders and shallow breathers." ""Shallow breathers"." "Got it." "What about someone who can't breathe at all?" "They're dead." "They go to the waiting room." "Correction: when a patient arrives unable to breathe, check their belongings for identification." "Unconscious patients bypass the..." "Formal registration until such time as they're stabilized and can provide the necessary information." "Or until their contact arrives and does it for them." "She's smart, she'd have figured that out." "I am actually pretty smart, but also very nervous." " Can't relate." " You don't usually work nights," " what's up?" " You tell me." "You make the schedule always working with your favorite people." "I'm concerned about the level of socializing." "Michael!" "Handcuffs?" "You're 43!" "He's 43!" "You're a security guard." "Go secure something." "What the hell is taking so long?" "How come no one has come to help him?" "If he dies, baby, you're moving out." "Suck my dick." "Your father slaves away, then this is how you talk." "Everybody get out of here." "Stop with the..." "Mr. Dzubenko, my name is Jackie." "Is it okay if I talk to you for a minute?" "We're still waiting for your MRI, but it looks like you had a stroke." "I wanted to give you a little test." "Is that alright?" "Three questions." "That's it." "Can you smile for me?" "Can you lift both arms for me?" "Nice work." "Good work." "Can you say something to me?" "It can be anything at all." "That's okay." "I hear you." "I need a pregnancy test." "Why?" "Certainly." "Welcome." "My pleasure." "You have been here 3 times in 4 months, all for pregnancy tests." "I'm talking to her, not you." "This is an emergency room." "Go to a drug store." "Home kits are, like, 15 bucks." "I don't have that money laying around." "Now you do." "Get out of my ER." "Bitch." "I can't believe she took the money." "Bullshit like that comes in all the time, clogs up the waiting room, slows everybody down." "It wasn't even my $20." "I got it off a dead guy the morgue." " I was kidding, Zoey." "Just kidding." " I love jokes." "Get a wheelchair, please." "Hi, sweetie." "What's your name?" "Stephanie." "My mom has lupus." "It's a good thing you're here." " How old are you, sweetie?" " 10." "Double digits." "Then your mom goes to the front of the line." "Thank you." " But I go with her, right?" " That's right." "Will you see if Zubinko has a bed?" " Where is she going?" " She's coming with me." "Not if it's over the yellow line." "No one under the age of 15 is permitted over the yellow line or in the ICU." "That's a blatant lie." "That Nelson kid is only four and he's in the ICU." " He's on a ventilator." " He is still in the ICU." "Be more specific next time." "Come on." " Who are you with, young lady?" " My grandmom's coming from Jersey." "Follow me." "We're going to wait for her in the nurses' station." "It's all right, honey." "I'll come and get you in a little bit." "Grinchy fucker." "It's killing me, Kevin." "She's 10 but she's still my baby." "She's way too young to be so miserable." "We'll figure this out." "I can't have all my girls stressed out at once." "Please, Fiona is not stressed." "Yes, it'd take a lot to rattle that kid's cage." "She asked for a blowtorch for her birthday." "My god." "I hope that's a joke." "Funny, maybe." "A joke, no." "Listen, I got queens covered." "Do something to take your mind off it, all right?" "Promise me you'll stop worrying." "I promise." "I love you." "Me too." " Come see me later?" " You bet." "A minute?" "Let me know when the grandmother arrives." " That's it?" " If no one comes, let's get social services involved." "I'll be in my office." "What you doing?" "I have a spelling test." "May I?" "What was her blood pressure this morning?" "120/80." "Is your grandma really coming?" "You wanna see your mom?" "This is the daughter." "Her name is Stephanie." "She's 10." "Be cool." "Hello there, Stephanie." "How are you?" "I'm Dr. Cooper." "Want a sticker?" "10, not two." "She's a kid." "Do you think I'd bring her here if she couldn't handle it?" "I'm not always right, okay?" "But what do you know about kids?" "Just show her some respect, please." "How about you let me do my job?" "Your job is to provide your patient with the best possible care, which includes informing the caregiver of her condition." "She is the caregiver." "Get your head out of your ass." "Are you kidding me?" "Freak." "Sportster or fat boy?" "Sportster. 2005, 883L." "Nice." "Low saddle; rubber-mounted engines." "You ride?" "Nah, I'm into it." "Like I've an appreciation for it, but, I don't want to have to deal with the parking in the city." "And the insurance on these things, fucking insane." "Your mother's convinced you'll kill yourself, right?" "Pretty much." "Good call." "Where you goin' to eat?" "I'm probably staying right around here." "I'll probably grab a sandwich out of the caf." "Wrong answer." "No cafeteria food for my buddy Eddie." "Tonight it's you, me and Quiznos." "Actually I shouldn't, Coop." "Not listening..." "Quiznos." "Embrace the toasty goodness?" "My stalker bought me coffee." "I should have said no, but he got to stare at my ass as I walked away, so it's a win for both of us." "Thor... god bless him." " How's Randy?" " He's good." "We got a flat-screen." "He let me watch the Jets even though there was skating on." "That's beautiful." "Make sure you put that in your vows." "You need love in your life, lady." " Seriously, I'm gonna set you up." " Yeah, seriously, do not." "You know, if I had a choice between George Clooney's cock and this cup of coffee, I'd go coffee." "Clooney's got a house on lake Como." "I'm just saying." "You are healthcare professionals." "Stop smoking." "Dr. Zander is head of pulmonary." "Keep moving, Gloria." " He's trying to say something." " Thirsty?" "He's got the goddamn water right in front of him." "Bed pan?" "With stroke patients, you have to slow down, give him a chance to process what you are asking." " He is still in there." " I'm sorry." "You know my husband better than me." "How do I get so lucky to have a nurse who knows my Alex so well?" "Thank you, god." "Listen, this man has had a stroke." "You are lucky he's alive, so be patient or get out." " This is a hospital." " We're here to save lives." "Famished." "Could really use a bite." " I can't tonight." " Sorry, have we met?" "What could possibly be more fulfilling than dining with me?" "I'll go." "Done." " Are you kidding me?" " I'm not." "That's how easily, you're replaced." "Small fork." "Work from the outside in." "Just excited to be eating in a place like this." "And with a doctor." "Christ, what have I done?" "I can't believe people eat so late." "It's crazy." "Make-A-Wish foundation." "I think it's really interesting." "How you use humor... to cover up your real emotions." "Somebody in your past must have really hurt you." "And I'm sorry for that" "Because I think you're one of the most generous people I've ever met." "Darling, the point of these little feasts is to eat and never to dip into... whatever the hell that was." "If you think you've got a rat's-ass chance of getting a pudding, you'd better come up to the surface where I can breathe." "Next subject." "My dad's in prison for manslaughter." "Fabulous!" "Go." "Miller, radiology, line four." "Dr. Miller..." "Why don't you pull up a chair?" "I still have some left." "It's okay." "No, you know what?" "I'm good." "I have..." "I was gonna..." "I just wanted to get the..." "Never mind." "She's kind of..." "You know?" "She can sort of come off a little..." ""I am jackie." "Bow to me!"" "I did grab her boob once." "She was cool about it." "Her boob, really?" "Shit, man." "Now you're looking at me like I'm some kind of perv." "I swear it was a total accident." "I have this neurological thing." "It's sort of like a... like a physical stutter." "You're so full of shit." "You didn't hear it from me, but Momo wants a slice of pepperoni pizza and a sugar doughnut." "Look at you matchmaking." " Thanks for the tip." " You got it." "I know it's not really your thing, but hear me out:" "an asymmetrical bob and the slightest touch of bronzer..." "Thank you, Thor." "She's much better already." "It's gonna be hard but I know you can handle it." "All we did was share a sandwich." "What's next?" "He's gonna buy you a houseboat?" "It killed me when you walked in." "I couldn't get rid of the guy." "This is all for one patient?" "Her 10-year-old's taking care of her." "The insurance is shit." "You're a good egg, Jackie Peyton." "I don't know about that." "So you have my cell number, day and night." "Yes, thank you." "And Dr. Cooper wanted me to tell you what a great job you're doing with your mom." "He was very impressed." "Thanks." " I could have got these by myself." " You've got better things to do." "You have a spelling test tomorrow." "Daffodil?" "D-a-f-f-o-d-i-l." "When is he allowed to get out of here?" "The two of you should not speak to each other like this." "Dr. Davis, please call the pharmacy." "Dr. Davis, call the pharmacy." "Note cards?" "You think he can read note cards?" "He won't even nod his head yes or no." ""Shut the fuck up."" ""Seriously."" "For the love..." "Whose taser is this?" "!" "This is a weapon, okay?" "Danger." "This should not be lying around a hospital." "It's like running a special-ed preschool." "Taser?" "Been there, sister." "15 minutes, you're good as new." "Here we go." "Let me..." "Get off me!" "You ate my pizza and my doughnut." "I had to listen to Thor perform three new songs from his club act." "I earned it." "See ya." "Mrs. Akalitis?" "I see your feet." "I can spot a pair of easy spirit career collection from 20 paces." "It was an accident." "Something that would have never happened if you all took more pride in the integrity of maintaining your workplace." "You tasered yourself." " Come here!" " Please stop him! I got you!" "Got him." "You're all right." "I'll see you tomorrow." "I'm not what you think I am." "I am." "I know that you do what you think you have to to get the job done, but I have been fucking the system for over 30 years." "There's not a move in this repertoire that I haven't already seen." "We'll see." "Hey, honey." "Did you have a long night?" "There was this kid." "How was Gracie?" "She had a meltdown." "Her pencil kept breaking and she couldn't..." "She fell apart." "I'll be up." " Hello." " Nurse Jackie, it's Stephanie." "Hi, sweetie." "How are you?" " I'm sorry to call you." " Please don't be sorry." "Take a deep breath." "Tell me what's going on with your mom." "Well, I gave her the Anatrin after she ate like you said, but she just woke up and her arm..." "She can't really move it." "It hurts too much." "All right, sweetie." "Listen, this is what you're gonna do, okay?" "Find a Percocet." "That's the blue one..." "And get a butter knife and cut the pill in half, okay?" "Do you have any cranberry juice?" "Take half the pill, give it to your mom with a little bit of juice." "All right? She'll be fine." "Akalitis, I got something for you." "Some people are just too mean to live." "I want to go out." "A little sooner rather than later," "With a little help from my friends." "Are you gonna do it?" " It's better if you leave." " Nonsense." "Nothing's better if I leave." " You're hurting my mother." " I'm a doctor, you ninny." "Don't call my son a ninny." "Don't worry, mom." "We're taking good care of her." "You have two mothers?" "Bravo, Dr. Cooper."