"The match against the toilet" "You are welcomed with these pictures of Stians food intake today." "When such a large amount goes in, it's inevitable something will want to come out again." "Thus we're expecting soon a match in Stians interior, namely the rectum." "For Stian must poop." "But to do it here at the club, with only one bathroom, and hence a queue is easier said than done." "Absolutely." "The goal today is simple and straightforward:" "Stian must be able to hold on until it's his turn." "And here we go!" "There's not much to say about the queue." "A queue is a queue." "While Stian is standing stock-still, we can peek at what he fears most." "It's that he's not able to hold it in, and poops his pants in front of everyone." "Thereby being laughed at and frowned upon, and disgusting, Sara." "This fear may have been why Stian waited so long to go to the toilet." "Ai, ai, ai!" "Here we have distortions." "The closer one gets to the toilet, the more pressing things become." "See here." "What's he thinking about now?" "He considers whether he should go home." "It would have been nice to go back the 2.3 km to the toilet at home." "There are other facilities at home, with father's oils and mother's soaps." "All in all it's a completely different experience than the club can offer." "But now he draws away from that possibility." "He considers it to be too far and take too much time." "If we can't get in there now..." "things are soon coming out of Stian." "Here he holds it in great with a good old-fashioned buttock clench." "We see it in the replay here." "Great contraction of the gluteus maximus, causes the intestinal contents to be pumped nicely back up the rectum." "Could this give Stian the time he so desperately needs?" "Were you at the Justin Bieber concert?" " It was the best I've been to." "But now then...?" "This seems impudent and brash, if you ask me." "It may well appear that way..." "Is it simply stealth we have here?" "He's about to sneak into first place and..." " Are you queue jumping?" "!" " Get back in the queue!" "The lead position wasn't held long, Geir." "For these teen girls are ruthless." "Here we are right back in third position despite great stealth." "Here we see it again." "He utilizes this great sneaky move." "He exploits this gap beautiully, but it doesn't pay off." "He's spotty." "Yeah, but he's handsome anyway." "Come here." "Stian's very lucky here." "Two of them are going in at once." "What looks like a good thing, may turn out to be the opposite." " We have the chatter on the crapper." " Over to you at the toilet, Voe." "What is it that happens when two girls go together to the bathroom?" "Here's what goes on boys, clothes and makeup." "Let's hear what they're talking about." "You know that boy... the one I kissed." " With tongue?" " Yes." "He's similar to Justin Bieber!" "Yes, Voe, we're out here with one very distraught boy." "What's the time perspective on the chatter?" "When can we get Stian in?" "We have mascara: 3 min." "Foundation: 2 min." "Eyeliner: 1 min." " I don't use eyeliner." " No?" "You must try the one I have." "It's the very latest!" "Here we get an absolutely terrible and infinitely long gab session." "And a boy who's about to poop himself in front of Sara and all the others." "This is humiliating." "Soon we'll have poop and shit everywhere." " There must be an end to this humiliation!" " It's a terrible day for Stian." "The queue was unfortunately too long, and it was a smelly defeat." " I think we can thank for..." " Wait a moment, Geir." "In fact Stian is talking with the DJ here." "That's strange." "What's Stian planning?" "The music is turned off." "Very strange." "It's an advantage to have music when you're farting and pooping." "Did you see?" "!" "He's requested Justin Bieber!" "See how he takes control." "He makes a Justin Bieber request." "He knows how to take advantage of 14 year old girls poor taste in music." "This is awesome of Stian Hermansen." "We have a winner." "I never thought I'd see it, but there he sits and shits." "We just have to let it flow." "Go on, Stian." "Open the sluices." "Soon you can walk out of here 1.5 kg lighter." " And Sara is waiting out there." " You'd better believe it, Sarah." "You'll soon be visited by Stian." "He's just going to finish..." "This is..." "Yes..." "This is just crap." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2015)"