"Monday morning hangover." "I hate Monday mornings." "You actually hate every morning." "Julien?" "What are you doing here?" "I knew you had problems and would need a hug." "So here I am!" "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Episode 9- God is one of us" "Calm down, it was a joke." "It's a small place." "Where does your daughter sleep?" "My what?" "Shit!" "Mistake!" "I'm talking about the wrong year." "What are you talking about?" "12 bottles of beer, 1 bottle of champagne, 1 of white wine, 2 bottles of red wine and 3 of rum." "Is it your shopping list?" "The empty bottles in your kitchen." "You saw that in a second?" "Maykel, I'm here to help you change your life." "So just nod your head if you understand me, and follow me." "And put some clothes on before." "The exit is the other way." "Our first problem is between two of your friends." "It won't change your life, but it's good for your karma." " They hate each other." " What are you talking about?" "You wouldn't believe me." "So, let's see..." "Margaret and Marjorie." "And find their common point of interest." "How do you know Marjorie?" "As I said you wouldn't believe me." "Follow me!" " Hello!" " Hi." " Where's Marjorie?" " Toilets." "How are you two doing?" "A little tension." "Why?" "Cause Julien told me..." "Ah!" "Julien:" "Margaret." "What's happening?" "He should take antidepressants again." "Why?" "He presented me to his imaginary friend." "Very funny, Margaret." "Marjorie:" "Julien." "Ok, I see..." " You wanna make me crazy?" " Calm down." "I'm crazy enough!" "No doubt." " I'm worried." " Me too." " Why did you stay silent?" " I can't act on your destiny." "Even you, you shouldn't see me." "Ok, now explain yourself!" "The writers want me to be mysterious." "So, it didn't work for the girls." "But it's not our main problem." "We have to see Esther." "What with Esther?" "Hey, answer me!" " New hair color?" " I needed some change." "Why are you here?" " Julien told me..." " Julien?" "You don't know him." "A friend telling me crazy things." "Where is he?" "Downstairs." "He told me to come alone." " For?" " He told me I should know it." "Seems complicated." "And with Greg?" "Things are going well..." "Julien?" "Worst day ever." "A guy who vanishes and two crazy girls." "How did you enter?" "I'll explain but first you need to know that we are monday." "Tuesday." "Monday was yesterday." "No!" "You fucked up your monday so I give you a second chance." "But this time I'll be visible to help, even if I'm not allowed to." "Ok, you're insane." "Not me." "Let's go to work!" "Ok." "But how did you enter?" " I don't do it often." " Do what?" "Being visible!" "Those who say they talked to Him lie." "Moses was the only one." "And I only gave nine Commandments." "He wrote the tenth by himself." "There was Joan too, but that's a funny story." "Ok, you're crazy." "Maykel, I'm a Seraph!" "The highest grade of Archangels." "The voice of God!" "The one giving God's messages to mortals cause they couldn't bare his voice." "I'm a Seraph." "Am I sleeping?" "Or not, but you hit me!" "Noone said I'm non-violent." "So you're really insane?" "Maykel, you need a proof?" "Look." "How did you do?" "I control time." "We created it, so we can control it." "If you're a Seraph, why God doesn't stop wars or the 9/11?" "He's not responsible for you stupidity." "Think about you playing the Sims." "You are God's Sims." "So actually, you're not Julien?" "I took the appearance of someone you met online but not in real life, to have your confidence." "Let's go!" "There are still two girls waiting." "What?" " Hello!" " Hi." " Where is Marjorie?" " Toilets." "Ah right." "Can you see him?" "For sure she does." " Girls:" "Julien." " Hi." "Since when do you know each other?" " Not so long." " Three weeks." "Any common point of interest?" "Not really." "Girls don't talk about..." "What?" "We didn't take time to talk." "Creating a friendship is not important?" "Not with her." "Ok, still didn't work!" "Fuck!" "They are on the wrong way!" "What do you want from them?" "You can't understand as you are not aware of what happened." "They need to know each other... deeply." " Is it about sex?" " Let's go see Esther!" "Why are you here?" "Julien told me... why are we here?" "You have things to tell her, about your feelings." " N..." "No..." "I have nothing..." " You do." "I'm lost." "What's happening?" "Did you miss someone last week, Esther?" "We have to go!" "To watch a movie..." "You know..." " The one about the thing?" " Right." "Bye Esther!" " I have to leave." " What?" "I can't stay longer." " What did you change?" " Nothing, you fucked it up." "And no sunset to leave like in the movies." "Will I see you again?" "You're too emotional." "No, I just... ok..." "It was just a dream." " We're still monday!" " But you left!" "To make a better entrance." "Seraphs are funny too." " I saw the platypus." " That's Mother Nature." "She exists?" "Sure, but we are on bad terms." "A stupid story of triangle and islands." "Anyway, I'm tired of being Monday." "So this is your last chance." "But this time, I'll do everything." "How?" "You stay here." "Don't move." "I'll be back in an hour." "First, the Bogdanov sisters." "Brothers?" "Anyway!" " Toilets, I know." " Who are you?" "Mary-Kate and Ashley, you have a lot in common." "But if you don't talk, you won't discover it." "Let's do some shopping together." "It'll be good for you." "Done for them!" "Now, the third girl." "Maykel never said a word about you." "He was busy and doesn't know I'm here." "What's your question?" " It's about you." " Me?" " How is Greg?" " He is adorable." "Adorable like "it's the man of my life", or like "he is great, but something is missing?"." " Well..." " Why are you in Strasbourg?" "To see Maykel." "Think about it." "Would you do it for Greg?" "Don't you think you still have some feelings from High School?" "Esther, did your brain bring you here, or your heart?" "Done!" "We just have to wait!" " What did you do?" " What you didn't." "For Georgette and Catherine, I needed something Made in Heaven." "But with Esther, just a small talk." "I hope..." "Well, we just wait and see." "That's what we need: a little trip." "Sea, or mountain?" " Or you want to stay here?" " No, it's not that." "It won't be possible." " What about our house in Italy?" " No, please." " I mean you and me, it's over." " What?" "But why?" "You see, I like you, but I don't love you." " It's him?" " Yes." "I knew it from the beginning." "You wanna stop wars but buy violent games." "Isn't it funny?" "What are we waiting for?" " You'll know it soon." " When?" "Now." "Hello?" "Yeah." "Ok." "No problem." "I come right now." " It was Esther." " I know." " She wanna see me." " I know." " Now." " I know." "I know that you know." "I know that you know that I know that you know." "I didn't know." "I only knew that you knew that I knew." "Did you knew it?" "Stop talking and run!" "She has something important to tell you." " And you?" " Don't think about me." "Whatever you did... thank you." "Tomorrow you won't be able to remember me." "Just remember that God loves you." "Conditions apply." " Greg is not here?" " He was." " I thought..." " Greg and me, it's over." "What?" "I realized that there is someone else in my life." "I would travel the world for him." "Someone I was waiting for since High School." "You know..." "I didn't know how to..." "Just kiss me." "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"