"Previously in "Nothing New"." " Promise me something." " What?" "Johannes should never know that." "Maykel and I were too happy." "Something bad is coming." " From you?" " No." "It won't come from me." "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Hi, I'm a Judo teacher." "Black belt, third degree." "Platinum belt, unlimited line of credit." "Everybody found a place in the apartment, like a family." "Do you believe in God?" "Jesus feels your pain." "We feel your pain." "I got a paper-cut." "Do you feel my pain?" "And everyone was happy with it." "Hello?" "Speak louder, I wear a towel." "But it was the calm before the storm." "What?" "You're turned on by the news?" "It makes me feel naughty." " What's that?" " Spanking?" " It hurts!" " I knew it!" "But you felt naughty." "Not like that!" "Hit, and caress." "To calm down." " Ok, hit and caress." " That's it." "Don't surprise me!" " Warm up!" " How?" "Talk dirty! "You were a bad boy and you deserve a spank."" "You were a really bad boy and deserve a hard spank." "Cause I found those naked pic of you on internet and..." "Spank me already!" "Good boy." "There's a new fitness club near!" "Dear Britney Spears, fitness club?" "Why does he have our key?" "Hey, you could have spank me too when we had sex." "But we never had..." "It happened once, and we weren't together!" "And?" "I never had sex with anyone in 5 months." "And you had sex with my best friend?" " Supposed "best friend"." " Can't I shut up?" "A best friend would have told me." " I promised to Maykel!" " You didn't keep it." " It's your fault too." " It's past!" "It's the same!" "I wasn't sure about us before but now..." "You weren't sure about us?" "No." "We are together for months, and we don't were the rings anymore." "Are we a couple, or will we break up again soon?" " Well..." " Prove me that you love me!" " Where do you go?" " I need to think." " You won't run after him?" " Not this time." "Hello?" "Ok, I'll stop." "Hang on, I have another call." "Thank you." "Hello?" "Yes, I stop singing." "Hi." " You're not in bed with Johannes?" " He's gone." " Why?" " An argument." "You should tell him clearly what you really think." " You don't understand..." " No, you don't understand!" " Me?" " I needed your attention." "Can you get me some milk?" "These cookies are dry." "I'm gonna die." "What did you say?" "Johannes is lost." "Wasn't it the other way round last year?" "We won't break up this time." " What does he want?" " A proof of my love." "Nathaniel gave me a huge orgasm to prove his love." "But it won't work with guys." "How could I prove it?" "There is no such proof!" "You think like a straight guy." "Why does "straight" sound funny?" "Anyway." "Don't be narrow-minded." "He wants to know what you feel." "Go out and come back with this proof!" " You think about..." " Maybe." "Is it about the glass you forgot with the bottle?" "Thanks a lot!" "Eight!" "Straight sounds like eight!" "Wait!" "I should be straight." "Women are easier." "Let me tell you something:" "Kissing a man is so hot you can't ever go back." "I mean you can date women, but you'll come back to men." "Cause men are *ROAR*." "We are together for 5 years." "I was 15 when we met." "And I still ask myself if it's forever." "It was a mistake." "The mistake is you." "We were drunk!" "I wouldn't have sex with him otherwise." "I know your feelings." "Stop being childish." "Go back and tell him that you love him." "He knows it already." "If he thinks the same way, you're stuck." " I don't think..." " Think what?" "That you wanna live with him?" "That you believe in him?" "That you love him?" "And that you have to look forward, to build a common future?" " I didn't see it that way." " I did." " I saw you two with your dog." " Dog?" "Or cat, whatever." "What else did you see?" "I see how happy your are recently." "Maykel and you are lost when you can't see each other." "You're made to be together." "Go back and make him a baby!" " Uh?" " My bad." "Thank you." "Don't thank me, just run." "I'll send you my analyst's bill!" "I have something to say." " Listen..." " Wait, I'll go first." "It's important." "What makes a day good or bad is chosen by a single event." "Being with the one you love." "Why are you here?" "Being in front of someone you wanted to avoid." "But what makes a day unique is sometimes a simple question." " Maykel, what are you doing?" " Johannes... will you marry me?" "to be continued..." "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"