"SURGEONS OVER DO IT" "EMERGENCY ROOM" "I need four gurneys, right now!" "Keep quiet, this is a hospital !" "All right." "Fine." "Gurneys!" "Follow me, everyone." "This way." "This way, guys." "Leave the ambulance there." "This way." "Over there." "That's right." "There." "That'll be fine, go, go." "Like Westinghouse said:" "Out you go!" "Girls, this is my house!" "It's my call." "Bye, thanks." "Ready now." "Hey, listen, man, we're here." "Hey, it's late." "We need to check in." " Are we here already?" " Yes." " Wake the fat one now." " Yes." " l need to go now." "See you." " Thanks Chileno." " We owe you one." " Barbecue would be fine." "Thanks." "Jorge, wake up." " Jorge, wake up, we're here." " l want to sleep." "Come on, Jorge, wake up." "Tell Chileno to keep on going round with the ambulance... to turn down the siren I need to sleep." "Yeah, I see you can't sleep, come on, we need to check in." "Wake up." " You check in for me." " You know I can't do that, the Director is closing in on us." "He could show up any minute!" " He will show up!" " Uh!" "I'm so scared!" "The Director is coming." "Tell him to f..." " Think before you speak." " l'm thinking!" "The old guy's nuts!" "Tell him to f.... !" "Don't get carried away." "Are you asleep, George?" "George." "Wake up." "I'm sure you mean someone else." "Not our Director!" "Everyone knows he's a son of a..." "Whose son?" "My, we got him!" "We got Mr. Director!" "He didn't realize it was a joke." "Thought we hadn't seen him!" "A joke?" "So you call it a joke?" "Yes." "We love jokes!" "So, a joke uh?" "And this business of having the ambulance bring you to work... with the siren on, is that a joke as well?" " It is." " Oh, I see." "Well, let me warn you, the next time you do this, you're out of this hospital !" " Of course, that's a joke!" " Oh !" "Now, to work!" "You fools!" " The ER is full of people." " Yes, sir." " Morons!" " Yes, sir." " Let's go." " Let go of me!" "No, no!" "You murderer!" "You can't get hold of yourself." "No!" "Don't you know who you are?" "Do you want blood in your hands?" "Once again?" "Your hands are off bounds!" "Murderer!" "auiet!" "At long last!" "You should have been here 20 minutes ago!" "The Director was consulting with us on important business." " Wasn't he, Jorge?" " Yes, the significance of... lt's secret business." "What's to be done?" "Escort the gentleman to X-rays." " Fine." "No, George, this is our apostleship." "Let's go." "Follow me, boy." "Be brave." "No fear." "Ok?" "Come on." "What are you doing?" "It's a good thing he fell on his side, isn't it?" "There, quiet now." " It's nothing." " No big deal, everything's OK." " Where's the first gear?" " Calm down, man." " First gear?" " It's automatic." "Let me go through." " What are you doing?" " Sorry, I mistook you for a friend." "Second gear, is it?" "No." "It's between fourth and fifth." "No." "Second gear is the hardest." "Hey, gurney man, what do you know of this?" "We brought this gentleman for a left leg X-ray." "No." "Now I need to take this to our Chief Surgeon." "So hold on." " Right." "It's the second." " What second?" "Second door, Chief Surgeon's." "Go shave your moustache." "Always scratching." "Needs to do something." "I hate lazy bums!" "So, fine." "What shall we do now?" "Well, we get the X-ray ourselves." " We?" " Sure, why not?" "Do you need to be a scholar?" "Leloir, maybe?" "These machines are so simple." "Help me, dear." "Fine, sir." "Now, we'll get an X-ray of your leg." "Hey, man, come lend me a hand." " Watch it, he might fall." " No!" "You're strangling him!" "There." "Relax." "No, you'll burn his brain off!" "Here." "That's it." "There you are." "What now?" "Eeny, meeney, miny, mo..." "Come on, help me." " Isn't that too much?" " No, just step on it." "There." " Harder, let's all lend a hand." " There." "That's it." " Danger." "What's DANGER?" " It means red." "Fine, ready." "So?" "We need to wait now." "Some 2 or 3 minutes, I guess." "Let's go smoke a cigarette." "Don't go, man." "Just one cigarette." " Again?" " He sent me." "I was looking for you." " What?" " Been looking for you all around." " What's up?" "Are we in trouble?" " No." "Why, trouble?" "No, I come with the latest, I'm the guy with the latest, dear." "The doctors have just come." "The new doctors... and there's women doctors as well." "Maybe, some sort of great girls!" "With big futures ahead!" "And so on...with a swollen, big, huge, etcetera... so, we'll have some fun!" "Let's go check them out?" "What for?" "They're sure to be ugly nerds." "Pretty girls don't take up medicine." "Of course." "They're short, wear glasses, big noses..." " Full of freckles." " Legs are too bad." " They lisp." " Comb their hair parted in halves." "They talk through their nose." "Never mind, friend, I'd like to take a look anyway." "Now, if I extend my hands this way, I'll touch the fruit... and, tra, la, la, la, la..." "This Chilean is always drunk!" " Do you get what he says?" " No way." "Onions, stallions...what do I know?" " Have him go!" " Know what, Jorge?" "This guy's not street-wise, he lacks expertise." "Now we, we know all about it." "We've been hanging out for long." "Well said, so many years." "Remember that date we had with the air hostesses?" "Took them to a restaurant and as we were short of money, we just left them there and walked out on them." "And when we took them to your old place, remember that?" "The tall one, yeah." "They locked us up in the bathroom." "Robbed the furniture, they did." " Spent a whole week in the bathroom." " Just like gentlemen, uh?" "That's what life's about!" "What a week!" "Think it's been 2 minutes now?" "Let's wait a bit longer, so the X-rays come out fine." "Now look at this Chilean guy, so crazy about chicks." "Excuse me, we are the new doctors, where's the Director's office?" " Fat cows are already here." " What's that?" "Just take a right over there, second door to your left." "What's up?" " Oh!" " This is impossible." "Take off your costumes!" "Pull down your masks!" "The moustache." "Where are the freckles?" "What are you talking about?" "What's this?" "What is it?" " So, you're doctors." " Of course we are." " Who are you?" " Well, we are..." "No!" "We're...surgeons!" "How wonderful !" "We want to take up surgery!" " What's your specialty?" " Thoracic." "Mine's pubic and coccyx." " Is that so?" " Yes." "That must be a new specialty." "Never heard of it." " Yes." " Especially so the coccyx one... there's little research on that." " Is it so?" "Oh!" " Fine." "Thanks." "We'll see you around." "So you'll explain it to us, ok?" " See you." "Bye, bye." "Girls, you just dropped a bearing." "Hey, why did you tell them we're surgeons?" "I'll think of something." "We did make an impression!" " When they find out, it'll be too late." " l see." "Get it?" "No!" " What have you done?" " What do you mean, done?" " What have you done, I'd say." " It's your fault." "Think you're Leloir?" " What shall we do now!" " Send him to "The Platters"" "Well, doctors, I'm honored to welcome you to our hospital." " Dr. Moria Monteverde." " Thank you." " Dr. Susana Lagos." " Thanks, doctor." "Now, if you'll come with me I'll introduce you to our medical staff." "We already met two of them." "They told us where your office was." " Oh, did you?" "Who were they?" " l don't know." " They didn't tell us their names." " They didn't." "One of them specializes in thoracic surgery," "...and the other one, in pubis and coccyx." " Pubis and coccyx!" " What king of surgery's that?" " Don't know." "He said it was new." "Sounds interesting, doesn't it?" "How odd." "Can't tell who they might be, though." " Will you please?" " Yes." " What are you looking for?" " White paint." "A big can." " What is it for?" " We need to paint a guy." " What?" " l mean, to Saint a guy's room..." " he's a big shot." " Yes." "Well, I've got pink paint." "Will that be fine with you?" "No, they'll notice." "What about a talcum enema?" "This is the ER, doctors." "Miss Diega." " Diega?" " Diega." "Yes, Mr. Director." "Whatever you need, Mr. Director." "Whatever you need, Mr. Director." "The lady is the matron, chief nurse, I mean." "These are the new doctors, joining our staff." " So pretty, both of them!" " Thank you." "See how nice Miss Diega is?" "She'll help you with your work, tell you what you need to do." "Of course, Mr. Director, whatever you say I'll do." "Excuse me, Mr. Director." "Would you come to the X-ray room?" " Someone's burnt the equipment!" " That's too bad!" " Who would've done it?" " l can't tell." " Excuse, doctors." " Yes, of course." "In this hospital, it is forbidden to smoke, wear makeup, high heels, miniskirts, use the phone, stand in the hallways, talk to people of the opposite sex..." "Please, give them their schedule." "Whatever you say, Mr. Director, I'll do...visitors, varnish your toe nails, wear false eyelashes... or lipstick." " Stop that, witch!" " Can't stand you!" " You called me a witch?" " Yes!" "No!" "I was aueen of Carnival in 1 946!" "I thought I'd like you, but as from now on... count me in as an enemy!" " She's unbearable!" " She's not a woman, she's a pest!" "This woman's an animal." "Leave that." "Look at those." "No, this can't be true." "Hi, girls." "You're the new ones, aren't you?" " We are." "Who are you?" " We've veterans already." "I'm a cardiologist, he's a pediatrician." "We'll see you around, quite often, won't we?" "Of course, whenever we're on duty one of these nights..." " we can dine together." " Of course." " See you." " Yes." "Well !" "Things are changing, it seems." "Yeah, it's not just bugs we see." " Hi, Alberto." " Hey!" "Where are you going?" "Need to shave a girl, get her ready for appendectomy." "Let me do it." "Are you nuts?" "If matron heard of this she's kill me." "Hey, I'll cover your night shift." " All right." "Saturday night." " Done." "What room?" "Room 238." "Don't mess up!" "Me?" "I'm a gentleman." "Take it easy." "Relax, this won't hurt." " Feeling better?" " Better." " It's no longer swollen." " Yes." "Thanks." " Would you give me my dress, please?" " Of course." " See you later." "Good luck!" " See you." " You scared me, Jorge!" " What are you doing on your feet?" "Where's the cast?" "Who took it off you?" "Put it back on." "I get horny when I see the cast." "Remember when I'd put it on my shoulder?" "They took it off." " What?" "What about me?" " What about you?" "My leg's fine now. I'm leaving." "Sure." "You got what you wanted of me, sure." " Now, Jorge..." " l gave you my body, and now, you're leaving me!" "You took away my honor!" "Listen, Jorge, don't act like a victim." "I'm such a fool." "My hopes about your promises, your lies, I even thought of introducing you to my dear mother." "Your mother?" "You told me you were an orphan!" "I lied!" "My Mum's alive." "She works in a nightclub." "Don't you laugh at my Mum." "Don't you dare." "All right. I'll meet her some other day." "Sure." "You're walking out on me." "You don't love me. I'm a loser." "I lost!" "But I'm tough." "You won't see me cry!" "Me?" "Don't go!" "Don't!" "I just want to ask you one last favor." "Just one." "Listen, don't get started on weird things, ok?" "No, it's not like that." "Just a goodbye kiss." "For old times' sake." "I want to treasure the taste of your honey lips in my memory." "Just a morsel of love." "This is the weirdest thing I've heard!" "Then get off your clothes!" "I'll break you in two right now!" " No, a kiss." " All right." "Ouch!" " Ouch!" " Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you." "Oh, I think my leg's broken again!" " Here?" " Ouch!" "Yes!" "Too bad." "You'll have to stay here one more month, then." "Wait, I'll go get the cast." "I'll plaster you all over!" "Come in." "What are you doing here?" "Where's the nurse?" "It's just the same." "You imagine I'm a girl." "Everyone here calls me Cuqui." "Cuqui?" "Don't tell me you're...?" "Yes!" "And I'm proud of it!" "I can accept myself as I am." "Of course." "But does that mean you'll shave me?" "Yes." "Don't be scared." "Take off your clothes." "The nightgown." " Is your belly swollen?" " Yes." "Let me see." "Oh, that's too bad!" "Poor you!" "You must be in pain." "There, we'll make you well again." "Here, too, you see?" "Some will call it the vacuum." " Does it hurt here as well?" " Yes, a lot." "And here, does it?" "Does it hurt?" "No, that's my breast, not my tummy." "I know." "Now some patients say it hurts here as well." "Just the other day, poor lady, I brushed against her like this... she screamed so loud!" "Poor thing!" " Does your back hurt?" " No." "Not at all." "Pain will go round sometimes, you down." "Down your spine... and right down to the b..." "It's so painful!" "Take off your panties." "I'll shave you." " What for?" " Don't you know... underwear can affect your breathing, make you choke?" "Why do women make things to difficult, uh?" "Yesterday I shaved a man... and he was so happy." "He tipped me." "And elderly man." " Yes?" "Beautiful !" "Take it off." " Will it hurt?" " No." "Why would it?" "Please. I'm about to start." " It's cold." " Oh well, stop whining." "See?" "It's not as cold as you thought it would be?" "See?" "All women say the same." "Oh, it's cold!" "But you like it!" "See?" " Cuqui!" "Be gentle!" " l am gentle." "Ouch!" "I'm not tearing your arm off, my dear." "Come on!" "Fine." "So, you want side whiskers?" "This way." " Hi, guys." " Hi." "I've got a deal for you." "I need blood." "One liter." " l'll pay you 20 million." " What type do you need?" " A, RH +" " Yours, Fatty." "I'll go get it for you." "Wait, you murderer!" "One liter!" "I'll end up dead!" "Don't be such a baby." "Blood to you is like oil to Arabs." " l'll be right back." " No!" " Come on, baby." " No, no blood." "Right away." " Will it hurt?" " Don't be silly." "Now, bring me that syrup and I'll get a flask." "Poor thing!" "See how weak he is now!" "Can you pay more?" "All right." "Let it be 25 million then." "Thanks." "Here you are." "Relax." "Hands off." "This smells sweet!" "Of course, he's a diabetic." "Poor thing." "Come on, Jorgito." "Yes, doctor. I'll have her come right away." " Dr. Montes." " What is it, matron?" " Surgery needs you." " All right." "Such a cheek!" "Smoking, smoking... what about the signs?" "What is it?" "Matron, two urgent phone calls." " Did you write down the names?" " Yes, over there, matron." "Fine, go, now." "Stinky tobacco!" "You two, the new ones, come over here." " What is it?" " You'll go out and see two patients." "It's our first day here and you're already sending us out?" "The way you dress, the street is the right place for you." " Nasty!" " Amul !" " Can you drive the ambulance?" " No." "Just a car." "...can't drive an ambulance." " l drive motorcycles." "They're not teaching you enough at college, are they?" "You!" "We didn't do it!" "It was a big guy, real tall." " Yeah, and he..." "You go with the blonde one... and you, with the dark haired." "Oh, no." "This is too much!" "Just because we're new... we're treated so bad!" "But you!" "You're surgeons!" "Yeah, we have to put up with her 'cause she's dating the Director." " No!" "Are you telling me that ugly midget's the Director's lover?" " Yes." "Such a fine man, so elegant." "I can't believe it." " How long have they been going out?" " A long time." "Back in 1946, when she was aueen of the Carnival... he was already running after her." "X7 calling X12, do you copy?" "X12, X7 I copy, what's up?" "What key rings do you have?" "Wait." "Yours, and you?" "Yours." "Over and out." "Let's go." "X7 calling X12, do you copy?" "X1 2 calling X7, what's up?" "Where are you going?" "To Palermo, and you?" "To Caballito, so we should go the other way." "And we'll take the opposite way." "Over and out." "Let's go." "X12 calling X7, do you copy?" "X7 to X1 2, copying?" "What's up?" "I've had enough of these two!" "So have I." "Over and out." "Let's go?" "Good evening." "We're from the Mutual Services Hospital." " What's the matter?" " l called you." "It's my uncle, he came home, drunk, and he attacked me." "He's fainted, over there." " Let's see." "Well, all right." "Relax, take it easy." " Does he usually drink a lot?" " l don't know. I don't live here." "..." "I'm from an inland town." " Inland?" "Yes, I'm spending a few days here in BA, because here..." "...the only relative I've got." " Poor thing." " Her clothes are in rags." " Yeah, it's true." "Completely in rags." "Tell me, what did he do?" "Oh, it was horrible." "He didn't recognize me when I came." " Kept talking about a cabaret." " Which one is it?" "He though I was someone else." "A whore, I think." "Keep on telling me." "We need to know everything, don't we, Dr.?" "I don't now. I believe we should examine him." "No, we need to know about his health background." "So, what did he do to you?" "He said amul things, had his hands all over me, kissed me." " Oh!" "Amul!" " Shut up!" "Go on." "And as I was fighting he got even worse." "And such a brute, too!" "He forced my lips open, my lips bled, he tore my clothes," "...he wanted to rape me!" " How?" "Tell me, how?" " Doctor." "It's none of your business." " Shut up!" "I'm sorry." "Sorry." "It's just that this sort of things make me go round the bend." "How is it possible for alcohol to turn a human being, a living creature, into a beast?" "I hate it!" "I could even drink it all up, if that meant an end to this terrible tragedy for humankind!" "When I say I'd drink it all up, I mean it." "All of it." "Sorry." "Yes, doctor." "Now, let's see how your uncle's doing, uh?" " Doctor?" " Uh?" " Can you come, please?" " Yes." "I've got a pulse, but he reeks of alcohol... such a terrible smell." " Here, doctor, feel it." " Let me see." "What did he drink?" "Well, if it's not Dom Perignon, '66... then it's Pommery, '71 , I'd say." "Where did you get your degree, Doctor?" "At AA?" "Scientists need to know the enemy in order to fight against him!" "Go make some strong coffee, I'll get some wet cloth..." "...to bathe his brow." " All right." "Come, miss." "You go on telling me while the kettle's on the ring." "What did this man actually do to you?" " It was so sudden." " l can imagine that." " l can't remember it." " Let's try to remember... just relax, take it easy." " Did he hold you, this way?" " In every way he could." " Maybe this way?" " Yes!" " And also this other way?" " Yes, that's right." "Best!" "Animal !" "To think such people are able to survive." "It's despairing." "Tell me, would he also hold you this way?" " Yes." " Backwards?" " Yes!" "Such a brute!" "Terrible!" "To have him walk the streets!" "To take shelter in alcohol, to perpetrate such atrocities!" "Good harvest." " Sorry, did he kiss you this way?" " No, harder." " Harder?" " Yes." " Oh, then, was it this way?" " Yes!" " Yes?" " Yes!" "Beast!" "Bastard!" "Brute!" " And he touched you?" " Yes, all over." " All over?" " Yes, all over." " All over, you say?" " Yes." " Don't lie to me." "All over?" " Yes!" " This way?" " Yes!" "Yes!" "Uh?" "What's up?" " No more music?" " There's no music here." " Feel better?" " Yes." "Who are you?" "Now I remember." "Changed your wig, did you?" " You had dark hair before." " You're wrong." " l'm a doctor." " Of course, and I'm Khomeini." "Cut the crap and call the waiter..." " ..." "I want to order a drink." " There's no waiter here." "And you've drunk enough." "You shut up." "When clients talk, whores have to shut up." "This is no cabaret." "Don't you see?" "You're right." " You brought me to your place." " What?" " Better still !" " Please, let go of me." "No!" "Doctor!" "Help!" "Ouch!" "What's this?" "What's up?" "I don't know." "He's lost his mind." "He's aggressive." "Who's this?" "Your pimp!" "It's a setup!" " Brought me here, to rob me." " No, sir." "Let me explain." " l'll bust your head." " No, no." "Relax." " He's nuts!" " Doctor!" "auick, do something, he's going to kill me." "I'll sedate him." "Wait." " Hurry." "He's coming!" " Oh, doctor." "I'll bust your head." "Relax." "Violence gives way to more violence." "Listen, are you mad?" "Relax." "Easy, man, easy." "Don't lose it." "Doctor, hurry!" "Come on, hurry!" "No!" "There, doctor." "Do something, please!" "I'll die!" "Coming, doctor." "Right." "Almost there." "Please, don't let go of him." " l won't, but hurry!" " Yes, doctor." "Almost over." "Please, hold him tight." "I swear I'll hold him tight." "What are you waiting for?" "I can't find the alcohol." "Forget about the alcohol." "He's drunk so much there's no need." "Coming, doctor." "Come." " Not me!" "Him!" " Sorry, doctor!" "You saved him, uh?" "I was going to get rough on him." "Keep still." " Too bad!" "What happened?" " Had a puncture... and crashed against a pole." "They're smashed!" "What do you mean, smashed!" "Watch your manners." "You're talking to a lady." "Well, Dr. Coccyx, never mind." " Have you seen the car?" " Smashed!" " Doctor!" "Did you see the accident?" " Of course. I called you." "Why did you call Mutual Services?" "There's another hospital nearby." "Found the card in one of the pockets." "Never mind." "What matters is... we got here in time to save them." "Doctor, look at her." " Smashing!" " Doctor!" "Your views as a doctor, not as a man." " As a doctor?" " Yes." "Smashing, smashed, I mean." "This is too bad." "We need to take them to the hospital right away." "Listen, man." "Why don't you help me with the gurney?" "You're nut." "I don't help anyone." " It's enough I phoned." " What's the big deal?" " You're doing nothing here." " l told you I don't help anyone." "I stayed because I'm waiting for the photographers, that's all." "I'm the only eye witness." "So, who are you?" "Bo Derek?" "Think you'll get your picture on the papers because you saw an accident." "Or get a role, in a movie?" "Moron!" "Doctor, this is serious, they need mouth to mouth..." "Yeah, I like that." "But, know what?" " What?" " Haven't done it in a long time." "Why don't you remind me of how it's done?" " What do you mean?" "Kiss you?" " Come, give me your mouth..." "..." "I want to count your teeth." " Hey!" "Are you nuts?" "Excuse me, but these two are dying, you know." " It's not your business." " You're right, doctor." "This is bad." "We need to take them to the hospital right away." "The doctor's right." " So, the doc's right?" " She is." "OK." "So now you'll help me with the gurney." "Hey, Fatso." "Told you I don't help anyone." " So you talk, but you don't help." " Yeah. I don't." " Then, get out of here." " No, I won't." " Go, I said." " No. I want to stay." " Is this personal?" " Suit yourself." " So?" " Yes." " Go!" " No, I'm staying." "All right, stay." "Got fed up." "There." "Let's go back." "No, I got another urgent message on the radio." " We need to go right now." " Where is it?" "On the Pan American highway." " Over and out." " So, you told them?" "Yeah, they're sending an ICU ambulance." "We need to go somewhere else." "There's an emergency call." " Where?" " On the Pan American highway." "What are you doing?" "Why do you step on the brakes so hard?" "You'll kill us." " Yeah?" " This is a motel." " Is it, now?" " Thought it was a museum." " Don't be a wiseass, uh?" " Why are we coming here?" " l told you." "An emergency call." " OK." "But behave." " Don't worry." "I'll talk to the manager." " Hi." " Good evening." "We're from Mutual Health Services." "There's no discount." "Not for anyone." "Shut up." "Give me a room." "Where's the accident scene?" " Room 14." " The drunkard." "Don't worry... science will do all it can for these good nice people." "Two hours." "What was that?" "Nothing." "Says the accident happened 2 hours ago." " We can't waste a minute." " Let's go." " Hey, stop." " What?" "What do you mean, what?" "I'm getting off right here." "You're crazy." "You can't go in on foot." "Who's going in?" "Can't you see it's a motel?" " There's no emergency here." " Isn't there?" "Stay right by the door and you'll see some desperate people." "Are you sure they called from this place?" "Sure." "Just relax." " Another one." " Another what?" "We had another ambulance from the same hospital." "See?" "I told you it was serious." "They had to send several ambulances." "Oh, sorry." "Thought you'd lied to me." "Which room did the other ones go to?" " Room 1 4, but..." "Seems we got here right in time for the party..." "I mean, the emergency." "But... !" "Hey, where are you going?" "Not a foursome." "Not my style." "This room's empty." "This is weird, uh?" "You heard it yourself." "The manager said room 1 4." " Yes." " This is room 1 4." "The wounded patient must be in the bathroom." " Let's go check it out." " No way!" "Not together!" " l'll go by myself." " Ok." "Go, then." "Won't trust me." "There's noth..." "Ouch!" "What are you doing?" "Don't shout!" "Kiss me." "Just a peck, come on." "Hey, what's wrong with you?" "You've lost your marbles." "He, come on." "Don't tease me." "Take off your clothes." "Otherwise, they'll know back at the hospital." " Oh, no!" " Don't touch me, or I'll scream!" " Oh, she'll scream." "Scary!" "They all scream here." "Come on, take off your clothes." "You're mad!" "What's wrong with you?" "You're sick!" " Take this off." " You're tearing my uniform." " l won't." " Come!" "Hell, no!" "Stop it, you sick punk!" "Stop it now!" "Seems we got here in time." "Hurry up!" "Listen, man, you've got no class at all." "No music, no whisky." "Shut up, please." "Susana!" "What are you doing here?" "And naked?" "Same as you." "Can't you see these two are sick perverts?" "Yeah." "Seems they want a foursome party." "Oh, so you don't like foursomes?" "Ok." "Let's draw lots." "Winner gets the bed, loser gets the bathtub." "No, Fatty." "This is all wrong." "Oh, I see." "The blonde one wants me." "No problem." "It's not the first time we'll be switching." "Go, kiss my little friend." "What are you doing?" "I'll slap you, hear me?" " Let go of me!" " l'm your Macho." "What do you mean, Macho?" "Let go of me!" "All right. I've changed my mind. I'll let you." " Moria, let's stop faking this." " What do you mean, Susana?" "I mean, let's not waste time." "After all, we haven't had an orgy in a long time, have we?" "They look fine to me." " They're sexy." " No overstatements, please." "Well, all we'll ask of you is... to keep this a secret." "Don't say a word at the hospital." "We're classy." "We're the kings of the night here," " ...we won't tell, will we?" " Of course not." "Hey?" "It's a good thing I came in time..." "...they just couldn't hide it any longer." " l don't like this." "J Don't be a fool. I could tell as soon as I met them... they'd be willing to do anything." "The blonde one tried to play difficult right from the beginning." "Well, what could I do?" "I had to play my part." "Come on, Moria." "Take off your clothes, so we can warm this up." " Yeah!" "Everyone, naked!" " You were right." "They're whores." "Hey, watch your language." "Let them." "We are whores." "Take off your clothes now, Moria." "She's a first-class Madame, she'd give in her granny if she could." "I'll get the wet towels ready." " No, you come here." "Daddy'll conduct the orchestra." "First, take her clothes off." "Thanks, Fatty." "I'm glad we came." "They're so boring." "Well, it usually takes me more time because... I'm so shy." "Sorry." "No, don't hit. I'm weak." "I'm small, but you aren't." "You're so big!" "George, have you seen this?" "So, how do you like us?" "Well, maybe not an A, but enough for a B, I'd say." " Yes." " l'll get the towels." " No." "I'll get them." "You go to the ambulance and bring..." " ...some entertainment." " Can't believe it!" "You remembered!" " Brought the suitcase!" " Yes." " With all the toys." " Yes." " Battery powered." " Of course, would you want a crank?" " Brought the chains?" " Everything." "The whip with the hooks?" "You're my conductor!" "Well, come on, come on, boy." "Wait." "Before you bring the stuff, won't you kiss us?" "Yes, sure." "Too much talking, but no action here." " We want action!" " Yes." "All right, no more talking then." "The conductor allows you... to have 5 minutes of tenderness." "Which one shall be first?" " The Madame." " The blonde one?" "Yes." "You take the shy one." "Come." "Moria." "Be tough on them." "Let them never forget this kiss." "Poor things." "Me?" "I'm the..." "You had no right to do this to us." "Shut up and walk, king of nights!" "Excuse me, madam, will this bus take me to the Congress?" " l think so." " Thanks." " What are you doing, weirdos?" " That's what I ask, what are we doing?" " We were robbed." " Robbed?" "Of what?" " My hat." " My gloves." "Liars!" "You're two sick men... who want to abuse an innocent girl like me!" "Come on, guys." "It's cold." "Hurry up!" "Uh, it's crowded here." "There's no room for us, Fatty." "What do you mean, no room?" "Let me see." "600." "Come on, hurry." "Hey, we need to pay, uh?" "Shame, boy!" "You lost!" " Lost?" "What?" " The contest." " Contest?" " We're looking for..." " ...the bus driver of the year." " You called me fat, too bad." " You tell me." " Yeah, we're dressed up... this way to find out how bus drivers behave." " See if they're nice." " If they're rude or nice." "What's the prize?" "A trip around the world with Bo Derek." " With Bo Derek?" " With Bo Derek." "Listen, guys. I can't miss that." " Can't you help me win?" " Shall we forgive him?" "We forgive you because you seem to dress well, well groomed, now, you need to watch your language, though." " Why did you say that?" " Said I was fat." " Is this gentleman fat?" " Looks slim to me." " Height?" " Say, 1 .82m." " Lips?" " Sexy, I'd say." " Eyes?" " Green." "Like that." "We'll take a ride with you." "Great, guys!" "That's great!" " Come on, Fatty." " Why do you call me Fatty?" " Back to reality." " Well, then, Skinny." " Excuse me." " Don't push, please." "This place is fine, Jorge." " Guess I stepped on someone's toes." " Apologize." "Whosever toes I stepped on, sorry!" " You're welcome." " You're welcome." "Relax, madam." "The doctor's sure to arrive any minute now." "Who do you think we are?" "This lady is in labor, and I can't locate Dr. Carrascosa... have you seen him?" "No, we haven't." "We've been busy elsewhere." "Do this: you look after this lady, and I'll go find another doctor." "Hey!" "We've got nothing to do here!" "This is the last straw!" "Let's run!" " Yes." "No, please." "Don't leave me here." "My contractions are stronger." "I'm sure the baby's coming." " What?" "What are you looking for?" " The stork." "Now, madam." "There's no hurry." "Just hold it back, will you?" "No!" "I can't!" " Help me, please!" " Don't be mean." "Think of something else." "Of course." "Have you heard Maradona is being sold to a team in Spain?" "And what about Menotti?" "There's going to be trouble there." " Madam, think of something else!" " l can't!" "The baby's coming!" "Tell him to stand by." "Wait!" "We know enough to tell him so." "Yeah, it's cold and rainy outside." "Better have him stay warm inside." "We'll let him know as soon as we find a doctor here... then the kid can come out and live his own life." "I can't!" "My water broke!" "Ta, ta, ta..." "Super Glue's fast!" " What can we do, Jorge?" " l don't know." "Have you ever helped deliver a baby?" "No. I've read cops can help, though." " So it can't be too hard, can it?" " Of course, let's call the police." "No!" "It's coming out!" "Do something." "Relax, madam." "Relax." "This is not the first time." " She's uncomfortable." " Hold on, baby!" "Hold her up." "Relax, lady." " Ouch!" " No!" "The other way round." "Don't worry, madam." "Straight, please!" "She'll wake up." "Get her feet up." "Relax, madam." "It's not the first time." "Not the first baby to be born." "This is a piece of cake." "We've done it so many times, help us." "Oh, no!" " Can you see anything?" " l don't know." "It's all messed up." "Got you!" " Something's moving." " Going against the traffic, I think." " Sure." "Give me a cotton wad." " Yeah." " And bandages." " Band Aids?" " Bandages!" " Yeah, sorry." " Alcohol." " Don't drink!" "You're on a diet!" " A diet?" "Alcohol, I said." " Oh, sorry." "There." "Oh!" "Ouch!" "Oh!" "Sorry." "Hold on, madam." "Hold on...." " Give me the forceps." " Look." "Not the biceps." "The forceps." " Here." " There we go." " Can you use that?" "I cook pasta, you know?" "There." "Spread." "Help, madam." "Lend us a hand." "It's coming!" "You pulled off her nightgown, moron!" " Hold on, madam." " Relax." "Let's do this." " You lean on her belly." " l'll kill her." "No." "You push, and I'll just try to get it out from this end." "Push, come on." "Push." "Don't be afraid, madam." "Take it easy." "Push harder!" "Now, push this way now!" "There!" "Got it!" "Come!" " Yes." " Grab its ears!" " You won't slip away!" "Come on, big head!" "Come on, shit!" "Come!" "Doctor, I'm glad to see you!" "There's this lady... in the Delivery Room." "She's in labor." "Come, please." "Can't go right now." "They need me in the OR." "Find another doctor." "Whom can I call now?" "I want to see my son." "is he cute?" "Very cute." " Healthy?" " Strong as an oak." "Now, stop talking, madam." "Get some rest." " It's been hard for you." " Close your eyes." "There." "Think of white clouds." "Ma!" "Ma!" "You lusty..." " Is my baby born?" " Are you the father?" " Yes, I'm the father." " Now I see." " What should I feed him?" " Light stuff, uh?" "Roast chicken, stews, wine." "Just one glass, ok?" "And a cigarette every 6 hours." "Thanks!" "Thank you so much!" "How much do I owe you?" "We couldn't possibly charge you." "Let's go, doctor." "My son!" "You're so beautiful." "Say Hi to Daddy." "You traitor. I knew you'd try it." " No, boss." "Believe me, I swear..." " And a coward, too!" "You'll die, like all who betray me!" "Heavens!" "What happened?" "What is it?" "Tried to rob me, and I found him out." "Boss, Lucas is dead." " What us to dump him in the river?" " No, idiot." "First you'll have to help me." "Put a bullet through my chest." "We need a doctor, we need one." "A doctor?" "Dr. Funes is in jail." "Never mind." "Any other doctor." "We can't bring just any other doctor." "He'll call the police... as soon as he leaves this place." "We won't let him." "We'll kill him when he's done." "Hey, boss. I know of a good health care place nearby." " Want me to get a doctor?" " No, idiot." "Want to give them my name, address, phone number?" "I know." "You go, Ivonne." "Go get a doctor, kidnap a doctor." " Would you dare?" " Sure." "I can handle that." "Come with me, we'll find a doctor." "You, help me." " Matron, I'm ready for the round." " Fine." "I'll do my night round, you stay here by the counter... until I come back." "Behave, uh?" "Wait for me, right here!" "A tuft of hair." "Look, the jokesters." "Yeah." "They make me laugh so hard." "Still mad at us?" "It was just a joke." " Sure." "Just a childish joke." "So, what would you do if it'd been a practical joke?" "See the bump I got." "You hit me so hard!" " Not there." "Here." " Ouch!" "Why don't you poke your own bump." "Hey sweeties, you've got no sense of humor." "Besides, it's us who should be mad at you." " Right, Su?" " Of course!" "Hadn't we reacted, you'd have raped us!" "Poor things!" "You're sick, Jorge!" "How could you think of abusing two innocent girls?" "Bad, bad, bad." "I mean it." "We don't want to be mad at you." " Let's be friends." " Fine." "Let's go to a room, then." "See?" "You can't talk seriously, not even once!" " Let's run, Su." " Yeah, let's get away." " These two are obsessed!" " They're sex maniacs!" " You're from around here?" " Yeah, why?" " l need a doctor." " What for?" "A friend of mine's got a hole in his chest, he has." " What?" " What?" "I mean, he's got a pain in his chest." "Chest pain." "Well, that doctor, the skinny one, he's..." " ...a chest specialist." " Oh, thanks." "You're welcome." "Are you the chest doctor?" "Yes." "Take your clothes off and I'll examine you." "It's not for me." "My chest is OK." " l can see that." " Excuse me, what's the air pressure?" "Forty?" "Sixty?" "I mean, a friend of mine is in bad shape, too serious." "Needs a doctor." "Then, we'll need him to be examined by the famous..." "No!" "No, no, no, no, no." "No, no, no!" "No, no, no, no, no." "No, no, no." "No, no, no, no." "No!" "No!" "No!" " Jorge, I need you help." " Come now!" "My friend's really sick." "He needs a doctor right now!" "Let me explain, madam." "I'm not a GP, I mean, I'm a thorax surgeon." "But that's exactly what I need." "So?" "I got a great doctor." " A surgeon!" " Great!" "Let's go." "Just a minute. I need to see your membership card." "Fine." "Show him the card." "You won't fool around with me." " Here's my card." " That's ok." " OK?" " Yes." " See your membership's up to date." " Come on, you drive." "Yes, sir." "All the lights are on." "It's always the same when I'm on my own." "No, no." "No, no." "No!" " Jorge, will you do me a favor?" " Of course, baby." "Now I'm on my own, they're calling me from all the rooms." " Could you go see some?" " Yes, then I'll come and see you." "It's too early yet." "Uh?" " Which one should I see?" " Whichever." "That one." " Fine." "See you later, then." " See you." " Are you in pain?" " Yes, doctor." "Come in." " Hey, what are you doing here?" " The light was on and... I thought you might need me." "Yeah, sure." "But I need a nurse." "A lady nurse." "This young lady needs an enema." "I can do that." "Listen, just find a nurse, a woman, hear me?" "I have the battery-operated on." " No!" "I need a nurse!" "It's made in Taiwan." "You'll feel much better after we've given you the enema..." "...you'll feel just fine." " Thank you, doctor." "I'll go see some patients, and I'll be right back." " See you, miss." " See you, doctor." "Hi." "Boss, this will help you." "Why are they taking so long?" "This is hurting like hell... and I'm bleeding out." "They're here, boss." "They're parking the am balance." "That's fine." "We don't want the doc to be scared, so grab Lucas..." " ...and put him on the couch." " Fine, boss." "Watch it, man." " How's the boss doing?" " He's in pain." "Stay with the doctor, and watch him, don't let him run away." "You, sit there." "Sorry, sir." "It wasn't my fault." "This brute pushed me." "Who are you waiting for?" "Excuse me." "Who are you waiting for?" " What's this?" "Deaf?" " No, dead, I think." "For about 2 hours." " Oh, I see, 2 hours." " Come here!" " What's going on out there?" " Nothing." "The doctor saw the corpse and tried to run away." "Those two jerks, they left him in the sitting room." "Get him out!" "Tell the doctor to come in." " Relax!" " You tell me to relax?" "Can't you see they're useless?" " Take it easy." " This is the surgeon." " Oh, nice to meet you." " How do you do?" "Thank you for being so kind, for coming to see me." "It's our job." "As long as your membership payments are up to date, of course." "Now, just out of curiosity, how did that man die?" "The one outside." "A very severe cold." "Ivonne, pour the doctor some whisky." " On the rocks, please." " Sure." " Take a seat, doctor." " After you." " No, please." " Thanks." " Cigarette?" " Fine." "You see, severe colds are quite frequent, you know." "People think it's just a question of tea and aspirin, but it's not." "Doctor, let's get to our business." "Thank you, madam." "Cheers!" "Now, if you'll allow me, it's no minor issue." "Europeans, from which most of us descend, think that warm milk and brandy can cure a cold." " Dr, let's be done with colds." " If you'll allow me just one... more second, I'll tell you the only way to get over a cold..." "Doctor, he didn't die of a cold!" "I put a bullet through him!" "You did all right." "That's why his nose wasn't swollen." " Please, examine me, doctor." " Also a cold, I see." " l mean, a bullet, right?" " Yes." "Fortunately, I'm a better shot than he was." " What do you think?" " It's serious." " My condition?" " My situation." "To be honest, sir..." "Excuse me." " ..." "I'm not a doctor." " What's that?" "You idiot!" "You fucked up again." "Tell the guys to kill this one..." "...and find me another one." " Why so angry?" "Let me finish. I'm not a doctor, I mean, because I'm a surgeon!" "Now, I don't have my instruments with me, to take the bullet out." "The guys can go get them." "I can't work without my assistant." " How can we get him here?" " Well, I can phone him... and he'll be here in a few minutes." "Do you have a phone?" " The pediatrician is handsome." " No big deal, but... ls there anyone you do like?" "There's nobody to answer the phone, what shall we do?" "I don't know." "You get it." "Now I'm a receptionist as well !" "This is too much!" "Mutual Health Services, good evening." "Who?" "Hold on, I'll go find him." " Doctor, a phone call for you." " Is it Claudia or Virginia?" "I don't know." "She sounds like a man to me." "Hello." "Fatty, I'm in "The Loving Cat" cabaret, here... there's lots of chicks." "You can't possibly miss this one!" "No!" "The sick man was a lie." "The girl and I had already met... she's hot for me." "That's why she came to see me." "Come, right now." "And bring the instrument bag, just to look like a doctor." "Just say you're the doctor." "The girls are expecting you." " l'll give you the address." " Right." "Wait." ""The Loving Cat" Cabaret." "Cucha Cucha 1 575." "It's only two or three blocks from here." "Yes. I'll be right there." "Just don't do anything until I get there." "You're such a moron." "See you." "Too bad you missed this one." "I guess it's there." " Doesn't look like a doctor to me." " He's got the suitcase, though." "I'm the doctor." "Have the girls come." "Doctor, he's bleeding out." "Can't you see I'm doing that?" "There." "It's disinfected." "Now, the dressings." "Allow me." "This won't be easy." "We need to be patient." "Easy." "Don't get nervous." "No, not that way. I can't..." "There we are." "Oh, sorry." "See, you'll have to help me, sir." "Hold this tight." "Madam, hold it tight." "When I tell you, let go, ok?" "Now, you hold on tight." "Don't cough." "Easy." "There, now we'll just..." "It'll stop bleeding in a minute." "Ready?" "There we go." "That's it." "Hard." "Let go, madam." "Yes." "Don't, it's going to..." "There, let go." "There." "Better?" "No." "Don't you..." "Come on, man." "Come on." "Cheer up!" "Come on!" "Oh, you cuddly thing." "Don't touch, uh?" "Hands off!" "This is such a bore." "I can't stand it when I'm on duty." "This is our first one." "Imagine what it'll be like later on." "Where are those two jerks?" "I told them to wait right here... until I finished my rounds." "You mean Jorge and Alberto?" "Of course, when I say jerks, I mean them." "Have you seen them?" "I think they were called on an emergency call." "Right, Su?" "Yes." "Just a minute ago." "I'll check that call." "If it's not true... I'll kick their asses out!" " The nasty midget!" " She's the worst." "How can she treat professionals in that way... as if they were the gurney guys, you'd say." "Yes." "That's the way medicine is today." "Listen, Moria." "Shouldn't we lend them a hand?" "They're nice, after all." "What can we do?" "I think the fat one wrote something down." "Come." " Yes." "See?" "He wrote this down." " Let me see." ""The Living Cat" Cabaret." "Cucha Cucha 1 5..." "I can't read it." " No." "His handwriting is too bad." " It's near here." "We could go." "Su, I've never been to a cabaret." "Don't be stupid, and let's change our clothes now." "So, what are you waiting for?" "Cure him!" " Yes, sir." "Let me see, ah!" "Listen... is this all you brought with you?" "You didn't tell me it was for surgery." "You said it was a party." "Shut up." "Let's see if we can do something." "This way, doctor." "Fine, er..." "There, the patient." "In his ear." "No." "Don't lose your focus, professor." "There." "No, not me, him." "Please, say "Ahhhh"" ""Ahhh"" " Ahhh." " Ahhh." "You've got a cavity, you know?" "Look, there's the ambulance." "I can't see them, though." "I can't see the cabaret." "Where can it be?" "Why don't we ask that man over there?" " Yes." " Sir." " Yes?" "Please, can you tell us where "The Loving Cat" is?" " It's a cabaret." " Of course." "Right across the street." " Oh, look." " Don't recommend it, though." "It's a dirty place, bad name, too." " Su, we can't go in there!" " Shut up, please!" "Listen, they need girls, so if you're interested, I can talk to the boss, put in a good word." "You see?" "It's all because of you and the way you dress." "Thank you, sir." "We'll think it over, anyway." "Go over there." "Good evening." "Thanks." " Hello." " Good evening." "Hello." "We're looking for two friends of ours." "They're here." "Sorry." "No ladies if you are not escorted by a man." "Sir, it's just a second." "We need to have a word with them." "How do you know they're here?" "We saw the ambulances outside, and they are doctors." "Ambulances, doctors." "No, they're not in here." "They must be somewhere else, nearby maybe." "No, no." "Please, let us come in." "It's no big deal." "Just..." "No, please, go away." "I can't lose my job." "Fine." "Thanks, anyway." "Listen, this is fishy." "See how upset he was... when we asked about the doctors?" "I tell you they're in here, and they're in trouble." "If we come with two guys, he's got to let us in." " Let's go to the hospital then." " Yes." "We'll get two guys." "I'll stay here. I don't want them to take them anywhere else." "I'll check out and see if there's a back door, ok?" "Take care, please." "Doctor, please. I need to ask the gentleman some questions." " Tell me." "Have you had measles?" " No." " Whooping cough?" " No." "Scarlet fever?" "Mumps?" "Doctor, let's cut the crap..." "..." "I'm bleeding out!" " Yes, but this is important!" "We need to know your records if we're to operate on you." " Yes, sir." " Now, tell me... what's your stool like?" "Uh, now that you bring it up." "Will you hold this for me?" "Listen, have you seen two young doctors here?" " The cardiologist and the pediatrician?" " No, I haven't." "I think they're in the OR... the Director called them." " They're operating on someone." " So, what can I do now?" "What's the matter with you?" "Do you water them every day?" "I can't help it." " Ivonne, please." " Fine." "Yes." "Change that face, uh?" "What's this?" "Five came out, and where's the sixth?" "Why did you dress up like that?" " Who, me?" "You're the new dancer?" "No, I'm not a dancer. I'm..." "Oh, I know." "You're the cigarette girl." "Go get changed there." "It's crowded." " Fine." "Wait, wait." "You look familiar." "I don't think so, dear." "Haven't been in jail for long now." "What would that mean?" " Hello." " Hello." " New girl?" " l sell cigarettes." "First day here." "Are you crazy?" "I sell cigarettes here." "What are you doing with my dress?" "Give it to me." "Ok, take it easy." "I won't take it easy." "Give me my dress." "Turn round, will you?" "I'll take it off and give it to you." " Turn round." " What?" "Too shy?" "Very shy, dear." "Did you Mom force you to drink your soup?" "I think so." "And... tell me, how did you get along with..." " ...your school mates?" " l guess it was ok." "I can't remember." " Did you trade cards?" " Yeah, sometimes." "Excuse me." "Mr. Professor, where were we?" "His feet." "The boss used to trade cards with his classmates... when he was a kid." " Good evening." " Hi, there." "Good evening." "Where would you like to sit?" "ln the family room..." " You're kidding, love." "The gentleman doesn't know you." "Anywhere far enough." "My fiancé is a wealthy businessman, low profile, too." " Follow me, please." " Come, darling." "But!" " What will you have?" " Two anisettes." " Two Chivas." " Straight, on the rocks?" " On the rocks." " Yeah, whatever." "Whatever she said." " What are you doing?" " Poking the fruit." " Cigarettes." " l'll pay you later, babe." "Cigarettes." "Cigarettes." "Cigarettes." " Hey there." "You new?" " Yeah." "First day." "Why?" " Turn around, please." " What for?" "Do as he says, you idiot." "He's one of the best clients." "Well, I'm a bit self-conscious, but..." " Niece piece of ass!" " What are you doing, you cheek!" " Who do you think I am?" " We're all whores here, so..." "She's so na)'ve..." "Are you buying or not?" " In a hurry, uh?" " Yes." " What brand do you smoke?" " Whichever." "Buy some." "Let her go." "Here." "Give him all you've got." "Oh, all of it?" "Here you are!" " Got any cigarettes?" " No. I'm sold out." "Moria, what are you doing here, and dressed like that, too?" "I'll explain later." "You were right." "There's something wrong here." "I saw the blonde one who came to the hospital." "They're here." " No?" " Yes." " Let's go find them." "Excuse us, we're going to the ladies'room." " Yes, come." "There they go." "That's the one who three the cigarettes at Rocamora's." "The blonde one looks familiar." "These came for the doctors earlier." "Take them up." "Keep it quiet." "No scandal, uh?" "That's our game." "Help!" "They want to kill my friend!" "Doctors, the ladies' room is on the other side." "And now, a very important question, sir." " Did your dad spank you?" " Stop it!" "I'm fed up with this!" "Just get the bullet out or we'll kill you both." "I think we'll have to tell the truth now." " Yeah." "See...you tell him." " Why don't you tell him?" "My face gives me away" " The truth?" "What's that?" " Sir, we'll tell you the truth." " We aren't doctors." " Kill them!" "Country doctors, I meant!" "This is highly complicated... surgery." "We need an anesthesiologist." "And special instruments, and so on, and so on." "Mostly that, you can't get and so on just anywhere." " So what?" " If you'll allow me... I'll go to the hospital and get all we need." " Fine, go then." " Let's go." "No." "The fat guy stays here." "If you're not back in 1 O minutes, he's history." "Don't worry, sir." "I'll be back much earlier." " Don't let him go!" " Why?" "I don't want to die!" "He's a son of a bitch." "He won't come!" " What can we do?" " He stays. I'll go." "No, sir!" "He knows nothing, about what we need to bring." " Listen!" " Oh, my chest!" "My chest!" " You've got chest pain?" " Oh, yes." " You'd better give up smoking." " Who's talking of smoking?" "I'm fed up with these two!" "What do we do now?" "I don't know." "See what I found downstairs." "They're from the same hospital." " Girls, what are you doing here?" " Let go of me!" "Let go!" "We came for you because we sensed something bad was going on." "You came!" "So you like us!" "Kiss me!" "Kiss me!" "What's up, guys?" "She's not in our gang." "So, you're just mean, that's all, it seems." "I know what we can do." "The girls will go to get the instruments, and two or ours will follow them, to make sure." "If they're not back in 1 5 minutes..." "...we'll kill these two." " No!" "What instruments?" "What for?" "To get the bullet out." "Oh, not that way." "We need anesthetics, and a pair or surgical pincers." "How can we take those out of the hospital?" "Oh, that's your problem." "If you're not here in 1 5 minutes... or if you call the cops, forget about your friends." "Don't worry guys." "We'll be right back." " Let's go, Moria." " Let's go." "Girls, we trust in you." "Thanks." " Thanks." " Thanks!" " Thanks!" "Oh, dear, please!" "Let's go, Moria." " Remember, uh?" " Yes." " Come." " Come on." " The gloves." " What, cold?" "Don't fool around with me." "I can't operate on you if you do." " And I'll bust your head open!" " Oh, well, I'll do it then." "See?" "If you're nice to me you get all you want from me." "Now, if you're not nice..." " Rubber gloves, please." " Yes, doctor." "Enough now." "No audience, please." " Susana, to my right." " Yes, doctor." "You, to my left." " What do I do?" " You keep an eye on the right wing." " So, what do we do?" "4, 2, 4?" " Shut up, please!" "I need to concentrate!" "What was it he had?" "Can't you see?" "True. I see." "Let's see how much you know." "What's the first thing you do when you get to the OR?" " Anesthetics." " Anesthetics." "You collect your fees, just in case, you know." "Girls win." "Two on one." " Who can anesthetize him?" " l can." " l can." " They can." " Moria, you do it." " Fine." " Local?" " No, visitor." "Take a deep breath." "Now, you." "What do you say we do now?" " Disinfect the area." " Fine." "An A. Do it." "Yes." "Patient's under anesthetics." " Area is disinfected." " Surgeon is busted." " What?" " l mean, what now?" "See if you get another A. What do we do now?" "Scalpel." "Scalpel." " Scalpel." " What are you doing?" " Don't know." "Pass it on." " Give it back." "Scalpel." "Here." "You were wrong." "Nobody wants this." "Stop kidding." "Make the incision." " What?" " Cut him open." "We need to enlarge this cut, to get the bullet out." " Will he bleed?" " Of course." "Lots of blood, what do you think?" "What's the matter with him?" "Don't know." "He fainted, it seems, because I said... we had to enlarge this to get the bullet, and he'll bleed." " What do you mean, bleed?" " Of course he'll bleed." " What's wrong with you guys?" " l'd better not tell you... you'll faint, too." " Oh." "Are you ok now?" " Yeah." "We're fine." "Surgeons will feel that way, after many years... it's just like pilot's fatigue." "Isn't it, Jorge?" " So, let's go on." "What now?" " We need to cut him open." "Oh, come!" "Fainting, again?" "Will you cut, or won't you?" " Don't say that word!" " All right." "There, now." "We were just trying to figure out how big the cut will be..." "Sit down." "Alberto, if you don't hurry up, this guy will die, you know?" " And if I do, he will." " What are you talking about?" "I mean I'm not a surgeon. I'm just a gurney guy." " No!" "Are you serious?" " l am!" " No!" " So, you operate on him." " l can't." " Why not?" " l'm his assistant." "Pretty mess we're into, and all because of you." "It was his fault." "I came to a party." "So, what shall we do, Moria?" "Say we operate on him?" "There's no way out." "Can you remember anything?" "I do." "Come, stand by me." "Go, move, you two." "Let me see, dear, if you learned what I taught you." "Bandages." "Shall I cut?" " A bit longer." " Isn't it too long already?" " Pincers." " Pincers." " Spreaders." " Spreaders." "I'll have to cut through the aorta." " We need to turn him on his side." " The aorta, she said." "Oh, then we'll let him be." " l'll get the bullet out." " Fine." "There it is." " Uh!" "A big one!" " l'll take that bullet." " What for?" " l'll make a nice lamp with it." "No wonder he was in pain." "The bullet's out now." "So, I've saved your boss' life." " We have." " We have, you have, they have..." "Fine, it's rather late now, so we'll get going." " Keep still !" "Nobody leaves this place, not until the boss wakes up." "Of course, it's early." "We can stay, of course." "Hold him there, Moria." "What's the matter?" "You're clumsier than they are." "Oh, me too." "Ok, just put it that way." "Are you sure he'll wake up?" "Yes." "When the anesthetics wears off, he'll come round." " Will he be all right?" " We can't tell." "You took so long, he lost so much blood." " Then we should run right now?" " So, how could ve du zat?" "Dunno." "You zink uf zumzing." " What are you saying?" " Basic babble." "Don't worry. I know!" "Ze anuszutics." " What with ze anuszutics?" " l dell ya." "Grab ze cottun." "Cottun." "And now?" "Balls into nostrils." "Balls?" "Our nostrils?" "Zo, du it fast." "Now, I open anuszutics." "And anuszutics is friend of us." "First one down." "Right in!" " So, how's the boss doing?" " Fine." "Close the door, please." " Take a deep breath." " Yes!" "They're all asleep now." "Cotton balls out, then." " Oh, no!" "Up!" "Up!" " What's the matter?" " What happened?" "We need to run, now." "Why run?" "They're all asleep!" " What?" " Call the police!" " Hey, call the police!" " The police." "Call them." "Call them." "What?" "Yes." "Now I remember." "So, you motherfuckers, we've got you now." "See if you're brave." "Of course you're brave, you've got the guns." "Who wouldn't be?" " Heard that, Jorge?" " So funny." "We'll give you two pistols, and we'll have a duel," " ..." "Macho style." " Yeah, I like that." "Yes, Jorge, you're right." "They called us chickens." " Are we men, or what?" " What." " What, what?" " What shall we do?" "We give them pistols to show we're men." "There you are." "It's blood!" "So brave." "Bye." " Half a box for this one." " Yeah, right." "In you go." "Congratulations, guys, good job!" "We've been after this gang for a long time now." "But we need you to stay." "The Chief is coming for your depositions." "Don't worry." "We'll stay." " Thank you, again!" " Good bye." "Hello." "We have to wait, anyway." "We can put these things away." "You're right." "Listen, Susana." "I smell something here." "Yeah." "Something like anesthetics." " Yes." " They want to put us to sleep." " The cotton, quick!" " Yes." " You pigs!" " You perverts!" " Have fun!" " Thanks. I'll tell you about it later!"