"Magic Pear Tree." "Produced in 1966." "Nominated for an Academy Award." "One of Boccaccio's sexy tales of Decameron." "Aah..." "Jean, my dear friend!" "Marquis, my friend." "How are you?" "Jean, Jean!" "You are as handsome as ever." "Oh, you are so right!" "I thank you very much to recognize..." "You are just in time for lunch." "Won't you join us?" "Yes, a lunch..." "I..." "Did you say us?" " Oh, you have not heard, eh?" " No!" "What?" "What?" "I have just married a luscious girl!" "You must meet her." "You must meet her..." "Chantelle!" "Chantelle?" "!" "Oui, mon cher... my lover?" "You must meet mon cher ami..." "Jean Navarro!" "Enchanté, monsieur!" "Chantelle..." "Chantelle, oh Madame!" "I have travelled the world over..." "I have never... never have I gazed... upon a creature so lovely as you." "Merci, monsieur." "Mes yeux." "Marquis, mon compliment!" "Thank you!" "Now, now, now, to lunch, eh!" "More food!" "Bring on more food!" "Délicieuse!" "Monsieur..." " Monsieur Navarro?" " Oui, oui!" "Would you like..." "Would you like to take a walk in the garden?" "Madame, that is a most lovely idea." "That is our rose garden." "Roses..." "lilies..." "Lovely!" "And that is our 500-year-old sycamore tree." "Five hundred?" "!" "Oh... your eyes!" "Your eyes are like your trees." "Yes." "The stables." " And there's... the stables." "Hmm... they are nice, yes." "And here..." "Here is our pear tree." "A pear tree?" "Yes, yes of course!" " Look at that!" " And this..." "This is the summer house." "Oh, I could tell that!" "Jean..." " Yes, what?" " You are a handsome man." "Oh, a big summer house." "Yes, thank you, Madame!" "You have a lovely summer house!" "I think I am falling in love with you." "Oh, yes..." "So soon after lunch?" "!" "But Madame, you are married." "But my husband is a rat!" " He is vulgar..." " I know!" " And a big fat pig!" " This cannot be!" " Can it?" " But, Jean...!" " What?" " Jean, I cannot help myself..." "How I love you truly." "But this is not the time nor the place to speak of such a delicate matter, my love." "Can't you meet me in my chambers tonight?" "Aha!" "Well, there you are, Jean!" "Let me show you our garden!" " Garden?" " Yes... this is our rose garden..." "Entrez!" "Enter, s'il vous plait!" " Oh, Jean..." " Chantelle!" " Jean, you are actually alone!" " Let's be alone!" "Madame, please, I do not enter into these things very lightly." "You are most desirable, I must say, Madame... but how can I tell your love is true?" "But my love..." "I am yours!" "Well, I..." " But it is not sex alone that is of interest to me." " Oh no?" "No, no..." "I must have a proof..." "living proof of your love." "But here..." "Here is my proof." "Well, Madame, you must remember that women come easily to me." "It is true love that I need." "I have been hurt so often by a sinful romance..." "I am a complex machine..." "I am not a simple man as I appear I am." "Mon pauvre cher!" "What must I do to please you?" "For I must have you!" "I... make for you a circumstance..." "You wil obtain for me three things to prove it, your love." "Three things!" "Number one:" "I require it, the tail feathers from your husband's favorite hunting hawk..." " Kali." " Tail feathers?" " Yes." " Oh, no!" " Oh, yes!" "Number two: a lock of hair from his beard." "Impossible!" "And thirdly, a sound tooth from his jaw." " A sound tooth?" " Yes." "You ask too much!" "Oh, it can never be!" "I am sorry, my darling, for both of us for both of our sakes." "I am so sorry, bye now." "But always remember, my dear... that I am considered to be the greatest lover in all of history." "More food and drink for my friends, eh?" "!" "We are having a feast of all time!" "Food I say!" "Drinks, yes, drinks!" "Mon cheri, mon pet!" "My pet, how beautiful you are!" "Chantelle!" "Chantelle, what have you done to Kali?" "!" "It is because I love you!" "But why?" "Well, you spend so much time with Kali." "We have no time alone." "Oh, Marquis, you are so fortunate to have such a loving wife!" "Come here, my love, come here!" "What have you done?" "I'm sorry, but I got carried away in my passion." "Give me another kiss." "Wait, there's something I must tell you." " Who, me?" "Yes, my love." "You have a distasteful tooth." "Well, I must have my surgeon remove it, no?" "No, no, my love." "He would hurt you." "I will do it!" "Now everyone out, immédiatement." "Out!" "If you please...." "Excuse me!" "Alright, ma chèrie..." "Oh, Jean..." "I have all three..." "I have got him now!" "Now I am yours." "Yes, my love." "And I am..." "Wait, your husband is coming." "Not now!" "Not now..." "Later..." "Your husband..." "I've got it, Chantelle..." "We shall go on a picnic." " Oh, a picnic!" " Picnic." "Food!" "Under the beautiful pear tree." " A picnic..." "Magnifique!" "Magnifique!" " Wonderful, oh yes." "Ah..." "Jean!" "Not now!" "Now where is the dessert?" "Who brought the dessert?" "Oh, I must have forgotten it, Marquis." "I will get some pears, from it, the pear tree." "Wonderful!" "Lot of them, eh?" "!" "Oh, what a lovely friend, that Jean!" "No, no, Marquis!" "Stop that." "Oh, that is terrible!" "Stop that, this instant!" "Stop what?" "Oh, Mr Marquis, I am so embarrassed..." "I thought you were my friend..." "How can you...?" "That is indecent." "What are you talking about?" "You cannot have intimate relations right here in front of me in broad daylight." " You must be insane!" " I am what?" "We aren't doing anything." "Nothing!" "You are doing nothing?" "I can see with my own eyes, Monsieur." "You are lying there with your wife." "I tell you we are just sitting here, waiting for our pears." "Then it must be this tree, Marquis." "You have here... a magic pear tree!" " A magic pear tree?" "!" " Yes!" "From up here, you two appear to be lying in each other's arms." "I tell you." "I will come down and you can come up and see for yourself." "Alright." "I will look for myself, but if you are wrong..." "I shall have your head, for saying such things in front of my wife." "Would I lie to you, Monsieur?" "Oh, Chantelle, mon baby!" "I think he's lost his mind!" "Poor devil..." "He's been on horseback too long." "He is right!" "It's a magic pear tree!"