"Oh, brand new day, towards a world sure to be new" "You can make up the rules yourself in the future world" "I mute the negative news coming from the television" "Drifting in reality, I pick up a lot of scars along the way" "I was born into this world, where common sense gets tangled up" "I don't want to give up, even inside this warped maze" "Oh, brand new day, let's head towards a new tomorrow" "You can just forget about the yesterdays when you were a coward" "I want to make my own private dream come true" "Because I believe in the power that the heart holds" "Natsumi, you were so late yesterday." "Where were you?" "Oh, here and there." "Another guy?" "He's only the second one this month." "We're going to be late." "Oh, wait for me!" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 1.1" "[Yoko Kuroda Only Daughter of Dietman Hiroshi Kuroda]" "[Metropolitan Police]" "[Bokuto Station Traffic Department Officer Miyuki Kobayakawa]" "[Bokuto Station Traffic Department Officer Natsumi Tsujimoto]" "May I see your driver's license please?" "Let's see: reckless driving, neglecting safety precautions, and ignoring traffic lights." "Miss Yoko Kuroda?" "That's right." "My father is Dietman Hiroshi Kuroda." "Remember that." "Please sign here." "What an attitude." "We should probably check when we get back." "Agreed." "I smell the state authority's presence." "Can we help you?" "No, nothing really." "Don't stare at policewomen if you have no reason to!" "Young boys should go home and study, study!" "Or else, you're under arrest." "Piece of cake." "Natsumi, stop playing with the kids." "Let's go." "[Bokuto Police Station]" "What in the world do you mean by "give it up," Chief?" "!" "[Bokuto Station Traffic Department Chief]" "You see, like I'm always telling you, the world is a very complicated place." "Unreasonable and reasonable, circle and square, north and south, up and down." "There's a depth to things you young people wouldn't understand." "Chief!" "The data on her violations disappeared, just because she's the daughter of a dietman." "And you're going to let it slide?" "!" "That's horrible, my Chief!" "What happened to my cool and sober chief?" "!" "Natsumi, we might have to admit defeat this time." "Miyuki, how can we?" "!" "Oh, Yoriko!" "Natsumi, I heard about it." "Yoriko, what are you talking about?" "[Bokuto Station Traffic Department Officer Yoriko Nikaidou]" "That the two of you are just about to explode." "It's the talk of the station." "Right, Aoi-chan?" "Yes, well..." "Hey, the source of that rumor is you, isn't it, Yoriko?" "You got me." "So, how about it, Bokuto Station's two bomb-girls?" "We're going to forget about it." "No use beating our heads against a wall." "It's no good." "You might be able to fool the Chief, but not me." "[Bokuto Station Traffic Department Officer Futaba Aoi]" "I, too, find it hard to believe." "Oh, not you too, Aoi-chan." "It's true!" "We gave up." "Excuse me." "Yes?" "Where's the ward gymnasium?" "Oh, yes." "You mean the Sumida Ward Gymnasium, right?" "Yes..." "I wonder what he'd do if he found out that Aoi-chan's a man?" "Really." "But I'm glad that Aoi-chan's a man." "Why?" "If he were a woman, we'd never hold a candle to her." "Good point." "Thank you very much!" "We're very sorry!" "Our superior strictly reprimanded us." "About just how rude it was to give you, Miss Kuroda, a ticket." "Looks like you finally understand." "Oh, my, the engine's making strange noises." "Would you open the hood for me?" "I'm good with mechanical things." "Wow, that outfit is gorgeous!" "Please let me take a closer look!" "Oh, that's what's wrong!" "Oh, I want to see the full view too!" "Oh, that's what's wrong!" "I'll be done right away." "Thank you so much!" "Are we finished here yet?" "Oh, we've been taking up your time." "Everything's done here too." "Oh, what on Earth is going on?" "!" "Stopping in a place like this!" "What is the deal with that?" "!" "Good with mechanical things?" "Whatever!" "This is just awful!" "No!" "I pulled the plug on the engine oil." "Oh, me too." "I did a little work on that dress." "Well, shall we go to a club or something tonight?" "And have a blast!" "A mini-patrol car is coming through!" "Those of you who are parked illegally, please move immediately and save the policewomen some trouble!" "A mini-patrol car is coming through!" "Those of you who are parked illegally, please move immediately and save the policewomen some trouble!" "Now, we're going to have a traffic safety class for all of you gentlemen with a license for a two-wheeler." "So, let me introduce the two ladies who have specially come from Bokuto Station to instruct you today." "They are Officer Natsumi Tsujimoto and Officer Miyuki Kobayakawa." "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 1.2" "Let's go on a date!" "Let's go on a date!" "So why do we have to deal with these moronic brats?" "Natsumi, that's my line." "Doh!" "Hey, we got a treat." "Treat?" "!" "My!" "Lucky!" "Take whichever you want." "Let's eat!" "Take whichever you want." "They look good!" "No, don't eat those!" "I'm too late." "Miss Miyuki, would you like one too?" "We saved one for you." "Tsujimoto hit the jackpot." "That red one was the only one with bean paste coming out of it, and it looked so tasty." "It was the Chief's trap." "Those bastards..." "We'll hurt them if they keep clowning around." "We'll begin our class now." "First, we'll be having you guys ride this scooter, but..." "Me!" "Me!" "Me!" "What is it?" "Please let me ride first!" "I know I can do it!" "Oops!" "Hey, what the hell are you doing?" "!" "Sorry, I'm tired from studying for my entrance exams." "The hell you are!" "What's the big idea?" "Well, we wanted you to show us how to set a fallen bike upright." "Very well!" "Watch carefully!" "We're watching!" "You're all going to do it later the way I showed you." "Okay!" "When you need to set a scooter upright, you lean over from the waist without bending your knees and grab it by what's handy, like the handles or under the seat." "First, in one smooth motion." "Then, once you've raised it high with both arms, it's onto your shoulders." "Well?" "Was that informative?" "Uh, yes, thank you." "Okay." "Then, next..." "Come on, you there, give it a try." "What?" "Me?" "What's wrong?" "Straighten out your back more, and pick it up in one smooth motion!" "If you can't even set a fallen scooter upright..." "Oops, my hands slipped!" "You didn't step in far enough." "Good job, Nishimura!" "Your death was not in vain!" "I'm counting on you, Miyuki." "They need to know what happens when you make a policewoman mad." "I'll just have to teach them." "Now, let's have one of you actually go for a ride." "Little boy, how about you?" "What?" "Police lady, I might not look it, but I ride an 1100." "A scooter's like a baby cart to me." "Oh, come on." "If you'll show us how to do it, the police lady will go on a date with you." "I'll show you my brilliant riding skills, so be a good girl and wait for me, baby." "You sure you don't want a helmet?" "I'm not stupid enough to crash on a crummy moped." "Someone, stop it!" "Oh, we forgot to mention this, but that scooter has been fully tuned." "Please be very careful when taking off." "No matter how empty your head is, you must protect it." "Always make sure to wear your helmet." "If you ride a scooter in that "I'm an idiot" pose..." "Oh, hi." "[Crunch]" "Parked cars may suddenly open their doors like that, so please be careful." "Next guy!" "You're not braking hard enough!" "What kind of idiot can't even do an axle turn?" "!" "Popping a wheelie for fifty meters is elementary!" "What?" "Over already?" "Well, shall we go home then?" "Let's!" "Ms. Policewomen..." "Call me when you've actually learned to ride." "Goodbye, little boy." "Wait!" "Wait for me!" "Okay, they are wearing helmets, strictly observing the speed limit, and their driving manners are very good, but..." "You two, what the hell did you teach them?" "!" "Ms. Policewomen, teach us again sometime!" "[Miyuki Kobayakawa]" "[Natsumi Tsujimoto]" "Man, I look so gaunt." "I know I aged at least three years today." "I forgot to bring the laundry in this morning." "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 1.3" "Hey, come on, Miyuki!" "Hurry, hurry!" "Oh, it's 11:40!" "It's gonna start if I don't hurry!" "What are you in such a rush for?" "Damn that Chief!" "Why'd he have to make us work so late?" "!" "Natsumi, there's no hurry." "The laundry isn't going anywhere." "It's not that!" "There's a movie on today that I really want to watch!" "We were late this morning because you were setting the VCR timer." "I couldn't understand the time-something number." "Movies are best when seen in real time!" "It's going to start!" "Wait a minute!" "What?" "Don't bother me." "There's someone inside." "What?" "How can that be?" "You were bragging just the other day that your perfect security system wouldn't even let an ant get by." "It's supposed to be." "Really!" "The things you make are so useless." "Well, sorry." "It doesn't look like anyone's here." "Be quiet." "Anyway, let's use the internal security monitor." "[Security Camera]" "That's my underwear!" "God, some of those are the ones set out to dry on the veranda." "A condo thief that makes good use of the latest high tech tools, dodging his way through difficult security systems, just to steal nothing but underwear for some reason." "I've heard of him." "That's one bold underwear thief." "Let's do it, Natsumi." "We'll teach him a lesson about just who we are." "Okay, looks like it'll get more interesting than the movie I wanted to watch." "I'm so tired!" "Oh, it's started already!" "I should've set the timer after all!" "Oh, Natsumi, did you do something with the underwear set out to dry on the veranda?" "I dunno." "Maybe it's in the bedrooms." "Oh, really?" "Okay, I'll go take a look." "Sure." "Looks like he's gone to hide in the bathroom." "Then I guess I may as well let him get a view of my nice body." "The electrifying way." "Miyuki, I'm going to take a bath!" "Go ahead!" "Foolhardiness is something you're born with..." "This is good." "I'll pin her down as soon as she comes in, and..." "Wait a minute." "There's another girl out there." "That means, if I take this one hostage," "I can get the other one to do a threesome." "You must not show..." "Oh, I can't stand it!" "Damn it, what's she doing?" "Hurry up and come in!" "What the heck?" "Why does she have such a dark body?" "Breaking and entering into a policewomen's residence." "You've got some nerve!" "Really, what an admirable thief." "I'll give you something good as a reward." "Electrifying!" "But still, how'd he get past my security system?" "Who knows?" "Maybe it's busted." "That can't be." "It's turned off!" "Natsumi!" "It was you, wasn't it?" "!" "I've told you over and over to turn it on!" "I'm sorry!" "Switch, on!" "Nitro, on!" "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for participating in today's Bokuto Station sponsored water safety class." "Your instructors will be the officers of Bokuto Station's Traffic Department." "Myself, Miyuki Kobayakawa..." "Natsumi Tsujimoto..." "Futaba Aoi..." "And Yoriko..." "Yoriko, hurry, hurry!" "What?" "Oh, nice to meet you!" "Now, let's get started." "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 1.4" "Today, we'll be performing several demonstrations, but before that, we'll go over pool and beach safety tips," "So, why are we in government-issue suits, complete with police logos, -but before that, we'll go over pool and beach safety tips," "So, why are we in government-issue suits, complete with police logos, -as well as some basic etiquette." "and Aoi-chan gets to wear a cute, personal swimsuit like that?" "First, always do warm up exercises beforehand" "and Aoi-chan gets to wear a cute, personal swimsuit like that?" "and loosen up your neck, wrists, ankles and waist." "Natsumi, you want to see Aoi-chan's thing down there?" "and loosen up your neck, wrists, ankles and waist." "Showing such a distasteful thing to those civilians" "Most important of all..." "and giving rise to criticism probably isn't a good idea." "And swimming after drinking is very dangerous, so don't do it." "You've got a point." "It can't be helped in Aoi-chan's case." "And swimming after drinking is very dangerous, so don't do it." "So, Yoriko, why are you..." "Don't drink and swim." "...wearing that personal swimsuit?" "Care to give an explanation?" "Everyone, let's all keep that phrase in mind." "...wearing that personal swimsuit?" "Care to give an explanation?" "Next, etiquette." "There are a couple rules that I would like you to always observe." "Well, I just washed my government-issue swimsuit and..." "There are a couple rules that I would like you to always observe." "Well, I just washed my government-issue swimsuit and..." "The first thing to remember..." "Well, I just washed my government-issue swimsuit and..." "...is that jumping in is generally not allowed at the pool." "Oh, I gotta get the inner tubes ready!" "...is that jumping in is generally not allowed at the pool." "In particular, when the pool is crowded, people bump into each other and it becomes very dangerous, so let's all make sure never to do it." "Also, pretending to drown is not funny, so please don't do it." "[Women's Lockers]" "Please make sure to follow these rules of etiquette." "[Traffic Safety in Water Sponsored by Bokuto Station Prevent Drowning Safety Class]" "Close-up photography from weird angles is also bad manners!" "And now, we want you all to experience what it's like to swim with your clothes on, and how to use a plastic bottle like this for floatation." "Oh, shoot, I left the other plastic bottles in the lockers." "Then I'll go with you." "Miss Natsumi?" "Okay." "In the meantime, I'll tide things over with my beauty." "Even with this 2 liter plastic bottle..." "Well, if it's popular, we're supposed to keep doing it." "...you can get quite a bit of floatation out of it." "I see, but of all people, those four doing a safety class at a pool?" "As a public institution, we have an obligation to offer our best possible services to the civilians." "Ouch..." "I'm not responsible." "I think they're probably in the locker room." "I think I left them out." "Well, I will go look over this way." "Okay, then I'll take this side." "Miss Yoriko!" "Stop right there!" "Out of my way!" "Or you're going to get hurt!" "What were you doing in the women's locker room?" "!" "What do you have to say for yourself?" "!" "Ow, that hurt." "Be careful, Aoi-chan!" "Miss Yoriko!" "Stop right there!" "Do you understand?" "Drowning people will grab frantically at you." "Even those very confident in their ability to swim may lose freedom of movement and also drown with them..." "Get him!" "We caught him red-handed!" "He's a locker-raider!" "You're all women!" "What can you do to me?" "!" "Oh, he's pretty handsome." "My, he's so young." "Well..." "Move it!" "Are you really sure you can leave those four unsupervised?" "I'm getting a little worried." "Figuratively speaking, they're like four savage beasts that have been set loose." "I'm going to go make a call." "Wait..." "Place the King at 5-9 and it's checkmate." "What?" "!" "Move it!" "First, when you're saving a drowning person, try not to save them directly, but use a rope or inner tube from the coast, to save them." "I can't swim!" "As you can see, people who can't swim easily panic even in shallow water." "Help!" "And if they're wearing clothing..." "Help!" "...they have even less freedom and you must be extra careful." "That's mine!" "Oh my goodness!" "If you have no choice but to save them directly, it's important to keep as much distance as possible between yourself and the victim." "Yes?" "This is the Sumida Gymnasium." "I'm from the Bokuto Station Traffic Department." "Now, since this is the perfect opportunity," "I'd like for us to practice how to perform artificial respiration." "There are several ways to perform artificial respiration, but first, I'd like to try the mouth-to-mouth method." "You lay the victim face up like this and raise the chin up." "It's important to get the windpipe in a good position." "Next, you open the victim's mouth, put your mouth against his, and blow into his mouth." "I was always confident, no matter what" "Your words gave me strength" "I've somehow managed to walk this far" "So this time, I want to help you out" "Don't give up on yourself, no matter how far or how hard it is" "Try believing in yourself one more time" "Because you'll be able to shine even more" "It's so unfair and it's so sad, I can't sleep on those nights" "But the morning will come" "Don't give up on your dreams" "Oh, brand new day kitto atarashii sekai e" "Rule wa jibun de kimerareru yo future world" "Terebi kara nagareteru negative na nyuusu o mute" "Genjitsu ni dorifuto shite kizu ga fuete itta" "Joushiki ga motsureru kono sekai umarete kita kara" "Yuganderu melro no naka de mo maketaku wa nai" "Oh, brand new day hayaku atarashii ashita e" "Okubyou na kinou wa wasurete shimae ba ii" "Hitori omou yume o kitto kanaetai yo" "Shinjite iru kara kokoro no motsu pawaa o" "The sun shines down brightly on Tokyo, city of crime." "I have a feeling that another heinous crime will be committed today." "My panties were stolen!" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 2.1" "I left them out to dry on the veranda, and when I woke up this morning, they were gone!" "But you live on the seventh floor of a condo, don't you?" "Yeah, so?" "Perpetrator possibility, number one." "A horrendously tall creature." "Number two, a spider guy." "Number three, a hero with awesome jumping abilities!" "Number four, they were blown away by the wind." "Hey, you don't believe me, do you?" "!" "Someone took my panties!" "You had a security system set?" "The Kobayakawa Special System." "That's why I couldn't believe it." "Someone broke through my system?" "That's absolutely ridiculous." "No signs that it's been broken." "Natsumi, would you go out on the veranda for a bit?" "Sure thing!" "Open the door!" "It operates perfectly." "Perfectly, my butt." "Someone got me good and proper." "It's okay, don't worry yourself over my panties." "Well, Miyuki..." "Interesting!" "If he got this far, he's no ordinary underwear thief." "We'll just have to meet him in person." "Yes, I heard something in the middle of the night, so I looked outside." "From that veranda." "And..." "There was a monster with red eyes!" "He made his escape with an eerie laugh." "With my frilly panties in his hand!" "From that witness's testimony, it can be deduced that the perpetrator uses infrared scopes, commonly known as night-vision goggles." "Furthermore, everything he's stolen so far has been silk panties." "Question." "Why does the thief target high places and places with security systems?" "It doesn't look like he really targeted them." "All the thief is after are silk underwear and the fact they were on upper floors or in places with security was just coincidence." "But we'll have to ask the thief himself to find out why he's so dead set on silk." "All right, I'll finally be able to finish sewing up my dream." "A blanket with silk panties sewn on!" "If I sleep under this blanket, all those girls will be mine!" "And now, for the final piece." "Th..." "Th..." "This texture!" "It's got mixed materials!" "The main part is silk, but the lace is one hundred percent Rayon!" "Damn it!" "It's gotta be silk!" "Damn it!" "No." "No." "Of all days, there isn't a single one today!" "Just one more." "Just one more, and it'll be complete." "That's..." "The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime." "It's the invariable principle of investigation." "I don't know about that." "Fifth floor?" "Piece of cake!" "This distinctive halo-like glow." "Infrared rays?" "These are nothing." "What?" "!" "You're too dependent on night-vision." "That's why you missed the wire." "You would've seen it if you'd looked with your naked eyes." "See?" "We had this set up." "The fight's not over yet!" "Farewell!" "Up we go." "Bye-bye." "Damn it!" "Wow, he's tenacious!" "We're chasing him!" "Yoriko, I'm borrowing your bicycle!" "Wait!" "He's getting away!" "Take this!" "Oh, it missed!" "Is that all there is to men in the end?" "I'm sorry!" "That's not what I asked you!" "Come on, hurry up and hand over the money!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "What's up with this guy?" "Maybe that's all he knows how to say." "He looks stupid too." "Who are they?" "Just some policewomen." "Yeah, you guys really do look stupid." "Hey, they're pretty hot." "I'd just love to get to know them." "You idiot, don't do it." "What?" "What're you so worried about?" "Those old ladies?" "Can we help you?" "What did you just say?" "I didn't say anything." "Then which one of you boys said it?" "I think it was "old ladies" that I heard." "Scary!" "Oh, hell!" "Not good!" "We're sorry!" "Sheesh..." "Are you okay?" "It must've been awful for you." "Can you stand up?" "Yes!" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 2.2" "Hold on, we'll get it for you right away." "How can I..." "Here you go." "...make those smiles mine one more time?" "Angels, who are mine alone." "Hope that is mine alone." "Youth that is mine alone." "Sun that is mine alone." "And smiles that are mine alone." "One more time!" "Violation of a stop sign!" "And he wasn't wearing a helmet!" "You're not getting away!" "Now, hurry." "Hurry and catch me." "You there on the bike, pull over immediately!" "Nakajima!" "That was quick!" "If only he were as quick with the girl he likes." "What?" "!" "You forgot your driver's license?" "!" "Don't mess with police authority!" "Besides, it's because of guys like you that traffic accidents never stop happening!" "Listen to me." "In spite of our chronic shortage of manpower," "Oh, they're gone." "I worked so hard to come up with that perfect plan." "In spite of our chronic shortage of manpower," "I worked so hard to come up with that perfect plan." "we police work really hard day and night!" "I worked so hard to come up with that perfect plan." "Don't you make any more trouble." "Hey, pay attention when I'm talking to you!" "But I won't give up just because of something like this!" "Hey, that's mine!" "I'm a bicycle thief!" "Come on, this time..." "Catch me this time." "What was that?" "Who knows?" "I won't give up." "Say, Miyuki?" "Recently, haven't you sort of had a weird sense of being watched?" "Yeah, and I get chills too." "But today's such a nice day." "Yeah, I hope something good happens today." "This time, my plan is perfect for sure." "The time has come to show the product of having stayed up thinking for the past three nights!" "What're those?" "I don't know." "What're those?" "I don't know." "Now's my chance!" "What?" "My sun!" "My smiles!" "Take that!" "He won't come around again after all we did to him, right?" "Either way, he won't be able to move for a long time anyway!" "That's true too." "One more time." "That moment of supreme bliss." "I want it!" "Pervert!" "I'm such a lucky guy!" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 2.3" "In this way, he assaults women and steals their valuables." "And that's the serial mugging case going on right now." "So, at the request of the Criminal Investigations Department..." "No!" "No!" "Please!" "Stop already!" "Don't say anymore!" "Shut up!" "Look, the scary part is over already." "Oh, okay." "Thank goodness." "Sheesh, I can't believe you can be a cop with the way you are." "I just can't handle ghosts and horror stories." "Miyuki..." "You know that..." "This is fun!" "Yoriko!" "Maybe that was a bit too much for you?" "So, if possible, they'd like you two to assist them in arresting the suspect." "Assist in arresting the suspect?" "You don't mean..." "Yeah, basically, it's a sting operation and..." "I refuse!" "Why should we, traffic department officers, have to be bait in a mugging case?" "!" "Besides, a sting operation..." "We'll do it!" "Natsumi Tsujimoto and Miyuki Kobayakawa will both risk our lives for the Chief we admire so much and assist in the arrest of the suspect!" "Well, you don't have to risk your lives." "Natsumi, let's not." "Please?" "Please?" "Then, Chief, the deal is the Department will pay for the outfits." "Is that all right?" "What?" "Well, if that's the case." "What a hot and humid night." "And there goes the moon." "Perfect day for monsters, eh?" "That's enough, Natsumi." "Natsumi!" "Hey!" "Don't cling to me!" "But..." "Oh, please." "Miyuki, thanks to you, people think we're a weird couple now!" "No!" "Just a little!" "Let me at least just hold your hand a little!" "Get away from me!" "I've got no such inclinations!" "Come on!" "Just a little!" "Natsumi!" "What the hell are those two doing?" "Let go!" "What the hell are those two doing?" "I'm going!" "Let's operate separately from here on." "Oh, but what'll we do if the monster shows up?" "!" "It won't be a successful sting operation if he doesn't show up!" "Besides, what's that ostentatious heavy equipment for anyway?" "!" "Oh, this?" "Yeah, that strangely B-movie, sci-fi looking item." "Is it really going to be useful?" "Yes, it'll be useful!" "It's to deter the guy when he attacks." "Get serious." "No!" "Chief!" "No!" "Chief!" "Chief!" "Someone!" "Hey, Miyuki!" "What?" "Wait, Natsumi?" "Natsumi?" "!" "What'll I do?" "I lost her!" "Oh, no, it's totally dark and I can't see a thing." "Oh, yeah." "I brought my infrared night-vision goggles just for such an occasion." "It's here!" "Oh, no!" "I only had one shot left!" "I have to hurry and get the extra shells in my bag." "Now, let's see what's in..." "She's beautiful." "She's too beautiful." "Hold it right there!" "Looks like those fireworks served to at least notify us of danger." "Miyuki..." "Wake up, Miyuki." "Oh, good, you're awake." "Natsumi?" "I..." "I..." "Don't worry." "Everything's been worked out." "I guess Natsumi's kick is more effective than Miyuki's devices." "Well, you both did really well." "Good job." "No!" "What the?" "Wow, it's so beautiful." "It seems that night was even more romantic than usual." "Light and shadow..." "They make up the world." "Capturing light is to grasp the world in your hands." "And to see through shadow is to contemplate the truth of the universe." "[Women's Locker Room]" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 2.4" "I feel like I'm wearing rash guards." "It's so hot today." "Let's turn on the air conditioning." "Oh, the air conditioning might be no good." "What?" "!" "I've been trying, but it won't work." "This is the pits." "Want to open the windows a little?" "Yeah, let's do that." "The eternal light and shadow will be mine!" "Hmm, Mandom." "Shoot!" "Oh?" "Did you hear something?" "Oh, it's just a cat." "I'm closing it, just in case there are people trying to peep." "I know!" "I'll go with that tactic!" "[Out of Order]" "Oh, what's this little guy?" "No way!" "Let me see too!" "It's so cute!" "Hey, let me hold him too!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Come on, Natsumi!" "No, you can't go in there!" "Oh, no!" "What do you think you're licking?" "!" "Hey, you don't look it, but you're pretty naughty." "Oh, he's got a collar on." "You think he's a domestic cat?" "Then we should return him to his owner." "What?" "We're giving him back?" "Of course, the owner must be worried." "But pets aren't allowed at our apartment." "We couldn't just leave him in the locker room." "He's so little." "Only until we find the owner, okay?" "I know." "Let's post fliers." "They might actually be pretty decent people." "Oh, the pangs of guilt!" "No, no!" "You're trying to obtain the truth." "There's no need to agonize over this." "[We Found Your Cat Anyone with information, please contact the Traffic Department at Bokuto Station]" "Excuse me." "Might that cat be my Alpha?" "Alpha?" "Oh, he's right!" "I see, so your name is Alpha!" "Well, aren't you glad?" "You're going home!" "No, no!" "Truth over conscience." "Truth over conscience." "Hey, let me hold him too!" "No, you can't go in there!" "Oh, no!" "What do you think you're licking?" "!" "Fine then." "I'll put my entire life and my entire character on the line!" "[Women's Locker Room]" "This time, it's fully automatic so it won't mess up!" "In silent mode and with silencer gear, I've lowered the operating noise." "I wonder how Alpha's doing?" "Oh, stop it." "Don't talk about him and remind me." "Cut the flash." "And the rest is..." "Take!" "Take!" "Take!" "Take!" "Take!" "Take!" "Take..." "What?" "Oh, my, what's wrong, everyone?" "Looking so fierce." "You should smile for the camera." "Smile!" "I recently got into photography." "Enough  is enough!" "I finally did it!" "I finally took it!" "They threw me out together with the camera and saved me the trouble of making my escape." "What?" "This is..." "The film..." "I forgot to put it in." "[Women's Locker Room]" "That guy from yesterday was awful!" "Oh, we forgot to take the camera away from him!" "No way!" "Donna toki datte tsuyoki datta" "Anata no kotoba ni sasaerarete" "Nantoka koko made aruite-korareta kara" "Kondo wa watashi ga chikara ni naritai no" "Toukutemo tsurakutemo jibun ni makenai de ite" "Mou ichido shinjite mite" "Motto kagayakeru kara" "Kuyashikute kanashikute sonna yoru wa nemurenai" "Dakedo asa wa kuru yo" "Yume o akiramenai de" "Oh, brand new day, towards a world sure to be new" "You can make up the rules yourself in the future world" "I mute the negative news coming from the television" "Drifting in reality, I pick up a lot of scars along the way" "I was born into this world, where common sense gets tangled up" "I don't want to give up, even inside this warped maze" "Oh, brand new day, let's head towards a new tomorrow" "You can just forget about the yesterdays when you were a coward" "I want to make my own private dream come true" "Because I believe in the power that the heart holds" "[Fitness Club NEED]" "Don't you feel slimmer lately?" "Yeah, I really feel like I am." "Oh, I need to drop by the restroom." "Okay, then we'll go on ahead." "Okay." "[Out of Service]" "Oh, hey!" "Damn it!" "Not again!" "Why does it always mess up at the critical moment?" "!" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 3.1" "So, this is it." "The fitness club, whose women's restroom, according to the reports, is being peeped on." "Unforgivable!" "The scumbags' crime that pisses me off most!" "Anyway, let's go inside!" "Wait, there's someone else coming!" "Nakajima?" "Hi, thanks for waiting." "Why are you here when it's the women's restroom?" "Women's restroom?" "What are you talking about?" "I just came because Kobayakawa invited me to go work out together." "Nakajima, did you run all this way?" "You must have worked up a sweat." "Here you go." "Thank you!" "Hey, what on Earth are you up to?" "Never mind, let's go." "Nakajima, you hurry along too." "Sure!" "So?" "What are we going to do first?" "We're going to use this to find the camera." "Here?" "Man!" "This kind of thing is Miyuki's specialty." "[Out of Order]" "So, this is it." "Miyuki, I found it!" "Nakajima, you must be tired." "Come on, this is delicious too." "Thank you!" "Hey, what are you doing?" "!" "I found that camera!" "Hurry up and..." "Just removing the camera won't do us any good." "We have to catch the perpetrator, or he'll just go commit the same crime again somewhere else." "But how are we going to catch the perpetrator?" "!" "That's why I brought Nakajima along." "Nakajima!" "There, there, you must be thirsty!" "Drink all you want!" "What's going on?" "You guys are being really nice." "All set." "Say, Miyuki?" "[All Out of Order]" "Isn't this a little unrealistic?" "Don't worry." "We're talking about Nakajima here." "Are you sure about this?" "Trust me on this." "Here he comes." "Hide!" "I drank too much!" "What?" "!" "All the toilets are out of order?" "!" "Geez, he really is buying it." "See?" "[Temporarily Unisex]" "What?" "!" "Temporarily unisex?" "But still..." "It's no good!" "I can't hold it in!" "I've got no choice!" "What the heck?" "!" "Why are there so many out of order?" "!" "Oh, who cares?" "!" "Everything's set perfectly this time." "It should be happening soon, Miyuki." "Yes..." "Come on." "Hurry!" "Did we fail?" "It's that way!" "Right!" "So, there you are!" "Inexcusable, vulgar peeping tom, who targets women's restrooms!" "We have you now!" "Say your prayers!" "[Super Pervert]" "We did it!" "Yeah!" "Hey!" "Miyuki, you can't look!" "What?" "There's more coming?" "Hey, Natsumi!" "Yay!" "Lunch, lunch!" "Miyuki!" "Okay." "Now, where will we go today?" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 3.2" "The new Japanese pizza place." "Oh, I know that place!" "Lunch Lady!" "Long time no see!" "And here we are, for the first time in a long while." "Prices low enough to be a student cafeteria." "The tastes and services of a very popular cafeteria." "An extremely advantageous location, inside the Station." "Our Restaurant Sumida, with all three things going for it." "In this state?" "Say, Lunch Lady?" "Oh, I haven't seen you guys in a while." "What happened in the short while we weren't around?" "Well, the thing is, you know that take-out lunch box place on Block 2?" "Oh, that place!" "And the girls working there are really cute too." "I was already starting to lose customers, but that just made things worse." "I had no idea." "Really, those men." "I had no idea." "Really, those men." "I just came up with a really good idea!" "Why's the brown-bagging group here?" "What's wrong with that?" "Lunch is lunch, no matter where we eat it." "I just had a good idea too." "After all, you've always been extra good to Natsumi." "It's decided!" "We'll call it project Cafeteria Revival!" "The theme has to be impressive and stimulating." "All right, count me in!" "I'm ordering lunch!" "What?" "Our Bokuto Station's home cooked flavor, Restaurant Sumida." "[Re-opening Restaurant Sumida]" "Renewal opening is today!" "[Re-opening Restaurant Sumida]" "Everyone is invited." "What?" "I'm tired of that place already!" "They don't have much on their menu." "And their servings are small!" "Even with you guys asking..." "What's wrong, Natsumi?" "I don't know." "I just have this excessive feeling of strength." "If you guys don't go to our cafeteria once in a while," "Natsumi just might break something." "But you know..." "Hey, this is pretty interesting." "Since when has it been like this?" "Leave it to us, and this is what you get." "How is it, Lunch Lady?" "I don't know how long it's been since I saw this place so full." "One fried rice is up!" "Okay!" "Come to think of it, what about those two?" "Oh, a butterfly!" "Oh, my, you're right." "Well, I'd say at best it will last three days." "Yes, I suppose so." "The only ones left are the old train buffs?" "And I thought it was such a good idea." "All right, I'll force them again." "It's okay." "Thank you so much." "Oh!" "Welcome!" "You came to laugh at us, didn't you?" "!" "It can't be helped." "Not at all." "Impressive and stimulating!" "Couldn't be easier!" "What?" "Rather than using such elaborate knickknacks, there's a much simpler, more definite way to do this!" "Here we go!" "Hey, what are you doing?" "!" "Don't worry, don't worry." "It's so slow today." "It's been a while since I came here." "What's this line for?" "Oh, Chief." "We're waiting in line for lunch." "For lunch?" "And your order?" "A large order of liver and scallions." "Sure thing." "Oh, Chief." "What's going on?" "Would you like to take a look?" "Oh, Chief, thanks to you, business is booming!" "Thanks to me?" "Chief, please take a look!" "Aren't they cute?" "!" "Natsumi, over here, please!" "Over here, over here!" "Hello, have you decided what to order?" "This is impressive and stimulating!" "There can't possibly be a plan that's more true to the theme!" "Hey, Chief!" "Yoohoo!" "Chief, we've been waiting for you." "It can't be!" "We're supposed to set an example of public discipline and morality!" "It can't be!" "Well, today can't be helped." "I'll eat here too." "You've made the right decision." "Thanks for your business." "Just today!" "Just today, got it?" "!" "Okay!" "Just today." "Just today, got it?" "Yes, coming right away." "Did you call?" "[Restaurant Sumida]" "Oh, and I want liver and scallions, and pot stickers." "[Restaurant Sumida]" "There!" "What's he doing?" "!" "That's amazing!" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 3.3" "Thank you very much!" "Thank you very much!" "Now, next up for your viewing enjoyment is juggling with six knives!" "If I make a mistake, I'll get cut up bad!" "Excuse me, please!" "Please let us through!" "That's as far as you go!" "Hey, you!" "Man, you guys have no tact." "I had the crowd all excited, but now you've spoiled it." "That's right!" "That's right!" "I wish you'd think about the trouble you're causing me." "You're the one that's causing trouble." "This is a public sidewalk!" "Not your private stage!" "And it's too dangerous." "What if you really did fall?" "Well, well, wasn't it your fault that I almost fell just now?" "We say one thing..." "And he comes back with another." "Butt out, police ladies!" "You're in the way!" "Hey, would you stop hiding behind me after jeering at them?" "The policewomen have been glaring at me really hard." "In any case, you are violating the Road Traffic Act." "This is a walkway." "Thanks to this chaos, people who want to pass through here can't." "Winner of first place in the World Street Performance Championship." "Winner of the Most Shocking Performer award in the Japan Street Performance Trickster Contest." "On top of which, winner of the Golden Performer award in the International Street Performance Festival." "You guys don't understand the meaning of performing at all." "So, you're basically just bragging here!" "Not bragging." "It's the history of my career." "Look here, I love street performances too." "If they're doing it at a street festival," "I'll end up watching in spite of myself." "I'll toss them some change, forgetting I'm short on cash." "Okay, thank you!" "Thanks so much!" "Thanks a lot!" "It looks like you've finally made Natsumi Tsujimoto angry." "Anyway, just stop it!" "Say, would you hold this?" "Oh, okay." "There!" "What?" "!" "He's totally playing her." "I've got no choice, I guess I'll help out too." "Miyuki, don't worry about it!" "This is between him and me now!" "I don't need you interfering!" "What?" "Oh, really." "But something doesn't seem quite right." "When I performed in Paris, the police joined in the fun too." "Good going, performer!" "More luck to ya!" "Hey!" "You feel the same way, don't you?" "Well, sure, but..." "Then we'll just say that you said those things." "London, Moscow, Frankfurt..." "They were all warm and welcoming." "This is why Japan is..." "Natsumi!" "That was a close one." "Amateur performers are nothing but trouble, Miss Policewoman." "You fell for it, performer." "Now, I'll show you your so-called amateur performance." "You pretended to fall on purpose?" "!" "Just a little pay back." "That's amazing!" "Good going!" "Awesome!" "All right!" "You're the best, Miss Policewoman!" "Hey, you." "Oh, well, thanks for everything." "Please hurry up and put me down!" "If you move around too much, I'm going to lose my balance." "After all, I'm an amateur." "I'm not moving!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "No, stop!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "No one can stop her now." "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "Spin him!" "What?" "!" "There's a huge commotion in the cross section in front of the Kinshi Town Train Station?" "!" "What the heck is that?" "!" "Oh, Chief, Officers Tsujimoto and Kobayakawa took that dispatch." "Was there something?" "There, and the horse is done!" "Hey, hey, they like it, they like it." "This is pretty fun." "No one can stop them now." "Hey, the dinner course is 1,300 yen." "Let's get this one." "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 3.4" "Hey, Miyuki, what have you been looking around for?" "Because there's been a lot of purse snatching around here lately." "We should be careful." "Just the other day..." "Oh, come on." "At least take your mind off crime while we're off duty." "You're such a worrywart." "Come on, let's go in!" "You bastard!" "Purse-snatcher!" "Stop right there!" "Give it back!" "Shoot, we lost him!" "It's the worst blunder in the life of Policewoman Natsumi Tsujimoto!" "Miyuki, hurry to a police box." "Just for a contingency like this." "What's that?" "It's a shoulder bag tracking device, made from a modified bike navigator." "He hasn't gone that far yet." "Piece of cake." "What was that?" "It's that way." "What the hell is this?" "!" "Let go!" "Let go, damn you!" "A stun gun?" "Right!" "If someone without my fingerprints tries to open the bag, 200 volts of electricity will course through his body." "On top of which, it's rigged to fire tear gas." "And he won't be able to dump the bag and run either." "Once the bag's clamped onto his hand, it won't come off unless he saws his arm off or something." "Miyuki, you're more evil than the purse-snatcher." "There he is!" "Well?" "Did you like my special shoulder bag?" "He looks pretty weakened." "Give it up!" "Welcome..." "Oh, hey!" "Please don't!" "When the elevator stops, we'll run to that floor." "Don't worry." "The second stage of my program should become active pretty soon." "Second stage?" "Thief!" "He's a thief!" "Someone, catch him!" "Thief!" "He's a thief!" "Oh, it's this thing!" "Help!" "He's the thief!" "Please hurry up and catch him!" "No, no, no, you got it all wrong!" "It's a prank!" "A prank!" "Get off, you!" "Damn you!" "Help!" "Pervert!" "Kidnapper!" "Murderer!" "I didn't do all that!" "No!" "Molester!" "Thief!" "Kidnapper!" "Pervert!" "Murderer!" "Murderer!" "Roof" "Eighteen meters straight up to the target." "It looks like he's run onto the roof." "Let's hurry!" "What's going to happen now?" "It's a little cute." "What?" "!" "I can't take anymore." "All right!" "It's off!" "What the hell is this?" "Suspect arrested, suspect arrested." "Give up this futile resistance." "Suspect arrested, suspect arrested." "Give up this futile resistance." "You're nothing but a machine!" "Don't mess with humans!" "Suspect arrested, suspect arrested." "Don't mess with humans!" "Give up this futile resistance." "Suspect arrested, suspect arrested." "Give up this futile resistance." "Suspect arrested, suspect arrested." "Give up this futile resistance." "Suspect arrested, suspect arrested." "Give up this futile resistance." "Suspect arrested, suspect arrested." "Give up this futile resistance." "Suspect arrested, suspect arrested." "Well, that pretty much sums it up." "Suspect arrested, suspect arrested." "Well, that pretty much sums it up." "Give up this futile resistance." "Man, it's lodged in there!" "Give up this futile resistance." "Oh, my bag." "Suspect arrested, suspect arrested." "How is it?" "Is everything inside?" "Inside?" "What do you mean?" "What?" "!" "Cash and other valuables of course!" "Oh, those are fine." "They weren't in there to begin with." "What?" "See?" "They get stolen because you carelessly put them in bags and things." "In the end, it's best to keep your valuables on your person." "Miyuki, you're scary." "I was always confident, no matter what" "Your words gave me strength" "I've somehow managed to walk this far" "So this time, I want to help you out" "Don't give up on yourself, no matter how far or how hard it is" "Try believing in yourself one more time" "Because you'll be able to shine even more" "It's so unfair and it's so sad, I can't sleep on those nights" "But the morning will come" "Don't give up on your dreams" "Oh, brand new day kitto atarashii sekai e" "Rule wa jibun de kimerareru yo future world" "Terebi kara nagareteru negative na nyuusu o mute" "Genjitsu ni dorifuto shite kizu ga fuete itta" "Joushiki ga motsureru kono sekai umarete kita kara" "Yuganderu melro no naka de mo maketaku wa nai" "Oh, brand new day hayaku atarashii ashita e" "Okubyou na kinou wa wasurete shimae ba ii" "Hitori omou yume o kitto kanaetai yo" "Shinjite iru kara kokoro no motsu pawaa o" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 4.1" "No!" "Please..." "My request of a lifetime!" "All I want is one!" "You're so persistent!" "Request of a lifetime?" "!" "How many hundreds of times are you planning on being reborn?" "!" "But there's five whole days until payday." "If I run out of money, I might really starve to death!" "You exaggerate things so much!" "Besides, it's your fault for spending without planning ahead!" "Miyuki, you heartless monster." "Cruel woman." "I'll curse you!" "I'll haunt you for the rest of your life if I die!" "Okay, fine!" "Sheesh, you better pay me back." "All right!" "Oh, God didn't forsake me after all!" "Oh, hey!" "Wait!" "Of all the places, it just had to go there!" "Damn it!" "Wait, Natsumi, it's dangerous, so..." "Watch out!" "Don't be rash!" "Think things through again!" "Someone, please help him!" "Oh, no!" "Don't move!" "Reconsider it!" "Say, could he possibly be..." "Yeah, right where I need him to be." "What?" "Hey, you there!" "Could you get that money for me?" "!" "No, that's not it." "This is..." "I see!" "God hasn't forsaken me!" "I can buy another lottery ticket with this!" "No!" "It is always the same, no matter how many times I try!" "In the end, debt hell is all that lies ahead for me." "Hey, what are you muttering to yourself about?" "!" "Hey, Natsumi, be more careful!" "Don't do anything to provoke him." "Hey, are you listening to me?" "!" "That money's mine!" "H urry up and give it back!" "Stay away from me!" "What's that supposed to mean?" "!" "You trying to steal it?" "!" "That's..." "Someone's trying to stop him!" "Go away!" "It's no use trying to stop me!" "What kind of nonsense is that?" "!" "Stealing is a full-fledged crime!" "Why does she have her badge when she's in civilian clothing?" "I am a police officer!" "I see!" "A policewoman's trying to talk him out of it!" "Good luck!" "Please stop." "Reconsider it." "That's right, you'll get off lightly if you stop now." "I'm telling you, that's not what I meant!" "Stay away!" "I'm serious!" "I really will jump!" "What kind of nonsense is that?" "!" "There's no way you can escape by jumping from such a tall building!" "Come on, you've got nowhere left to run." "That's right!" "There's no escaping life!" "You have to be strong and live!" "Anyway, tell us your story." "What happened?" "The thing is, the debt I owe a friend piled up, and I have no means of repaying it." "You bastard!" "And that's why you're trying to steal my money?" "!" "Natsumi, you be quiet." "So?" "How much is the debt?" "Well, it's fifty..." "Fifty?" "Fifty thousand yen." "Fifty thousand..." "A bad friend of mine invited me to mahjong, and the debt piled up to 50,000 yen!" "I'm done for!" "I've got no choice but to die!" "You big stupid idiot!" "I'm not proud of it, but I owe Miyuki five hundred thousand yen!" "My money!" "Watch out!" "Miss Policewoman, don't be rash!" "You want to die?" "!" "Let me go!" "Without that money, I'll die of starvation anyway!" "Yes!" "My money!" "Thank goodness." "Don't you dare think about killing yourself ever again." "Yes, Ma'am." "Those policewomen taught me just how pitiful it is to waste your life for such a small sum of money." "They're such wonderful people." "Yes, really, they're model policewomen." "Oh, I'm so hungry!" "Miyuki, treat me to something." "Look here..." "Wow..." "You know, this area's always so jammed up." "Natsumi, don't you know?" "Know what?" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 4.2" "You know the tunnel called the Ushimitsu Tunnel up ahead?" "[Ushimitsu Tunnel]" "Oh, that?" "[Ushimitsu Tunnel]" "[Ushimitsu Tunnel]" "No!" "And?" "Yeah..." "No one knows what happened to that man after that." "According to an established theory, the woman's kiss is the key that opens the door to the demon plane." "Stop already!" "Please, please?" "Isn't it scary?" "!" "This is stupid!" "Besides, how the heck would they know what happened afterwards?" "Because it was in that book!" "[Midsummer Horror Story Special!" "The Ushimitsu Tunnel Beauty!" "]" "See?" "Look." "They even have a photograph." "[Midsummer Horror Story Special!" "The Ushimitsu Tunnel Beauty!" "]" "Oh, they faked that." "[Midsummer Horror Story Special!" "The Ushimitsu Tunnel Beauty!" "]" "They just want to jam up traffic and look at a buck-naked ghost." "What's going on?" "You know, the Ushimitsu Tunnel Beauty?" "Oh, the source of those traffic jams, right?" "What?" "!" "What is it?" "!" "Aoi-chan, you look like the ghost!" "Well, maybe..." "You think so?" "Well, I guess you could say that." "[Mystery Beauty]" "I just had a great idea!" "[Ushimitsu Tunnel Clearing Pervert Traffic Jam Plan Headquarters]" "[Ushimitsu Tunnel Clearing Pervert Traffic Jam Plan Plan A Outline]" "Exactly!" "What we Traffic Department policewomen should do is to recover agreeable driving conditions as quickly as possible!" "Traffic jams due to men's perverted nature are absolutely inexcusable!" "She's really worked up about this." "Therefore, I, Police Department Bokuto Station" "Traffic Department Officer Natsumi Tsujimoto, will put my heart and soul into..." "Please get on with it!" "Forget the introduction, just get to your conclusion already!" "Yeah, and I don't want to read this thick thing either." "Basically, Aoi-chan's thingy will clear the traffic jams." "Aoi-chan appears amidst the jammed up cars, dressed like a ghost." "He'll attract the men's attention and when the voltage has peaked..." "Ta-da!" "He'll show them his thingy," "Ta-da!" "He'll show them his thingy, (Look everyone!" ")" "Ta-da!" "He'll show them his thingy, and they'll all snap out of it." "We'll show the true nature of the ghost to be a man's thingy." "Come to think of it, I totally forgot about it lately, but..." "Aoi-chan's a man." "But would it work?" "We won't know until we try it." "Right, Aoi-chan?" "I..." "What's wrong?" "Are you scared after all?" "It's in the name of duty." "It can't be helped." "Man, he's already in character." "[Ushimitsu Tunnel]" "It's just as bad as ever today." "It doesn't matter." "We're bidding farewell to this traffic jam today." "Hey, is Aoi-chan ready yet?" "Oh, you're such a scaredy-cat!" "I'm telling you, there are no ghosts." "I guess I'll give her a quick call on the radio." "Yeah, the make-up might just be taking him a while." "Look!" "Oh, he's already on standby." "He's totally in character." "So beautiful." "He's really into it." "No way!" "Wha..." "Wha..." "Wha..." "What a nice body!" "No!" "There's no thingy!" "Hey, what's going on?" "!" "The plan is a failure!" "Aoi-chan, you're taking advantage of this too much." "Forget that!" "Aoi-chan was a woman?" "!" "She really doesn't have one!" "With or without it, Aoi-chan's, well, you know?" "Okay, Aoi-chan, that's enough!" "Let's pull out!" "Sorry!" "What?" "The make-up took me a while." "What?" "What's wrong, everyone?" "Come on, let's go do this!" "What?" "What?" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 4.3" "Man, public construction is just so..." "Can't they do something about it?" "!" "Don't complain so much." "It's a lot worse for the people working at the construction site." "Which way am I supposed to go?" "!" "Make up your mind!" "Hurry up and let us pass!" "Make up your mind!" "Hurry up and let us pass!" "I'm very sorry." "Apologies are all fine and good, but lady, you're the flagman, right?" "Do something about this situation." "Oh, yes, that's right, but..." "I'm in a hurry here." "Wasting time here is going to put me out of business." "Or what?" "Are you trying to obstruct my business?" "I don't mean to!" "Then hurry up and let me go!" "Hey, you there!" "I've been listening to you, and all you've done is grumble about your convenience." "Enough is enough!" "Besides, you don't even have a passenger." "What obstruction of business?" "[Vacant]" "You're the one in the way of all the other cars!" "Hurry up and go somewhere else!" "I'm sorry!" "Thank you very much!" "It must be tough having to deal with people like that." "Good luck." "Thank you." "But there are always drivers like that who won't listen, since flagmen don't have any legal authority." "But girls like that makes me want to cheer them on, you know?" "Stop!" "That's dangerous, you idiot!" "That's why I was trying to get you to stop." "Look here, this road belongs to everyone." "Quit monopolizing it like you've got some right!" "You won't get away with it if you stop us again!" "Well, you'll probably sleep on a concrete bed at the bottom of Tokyo Bay for the rest of your life." "What the hell are you guys doing?" "!" "You better be ready for it, lady!" "Are you okay?" "I can't take it anymore." "Those people come by every single day." "I'm not fit for this job after all." "Sheesh, those guys are unforgivable." "Miyuki, they've gone too far." "Shall we teach them a lesson?" "Damn, how long are they gonna keep up the construction?" "They're so full of it." "Please stop." "Getting more of them isn't gonna make a difference." "Looks like they need to be punished a little before they'll learn." "Pretty smooth-going this time." "Hey, what's all this junk doing on the road?" "Hey, where the hell are you driving?" "!" "I don't know!" "Please stop!" "The hell I will!" "I'm getting outta here!" "Oh, my, and after Takako tried so hard to stop you guys." "But you just charged on without obeying her instructions." "Well, you got what you deserved." "So?" "Have you learned your lesson yet?" "What?" "!" "You messing with us?" "!" "How dare you do that to my brand new Benz?" "!" "You're not getting away with it!" "You just wait there!" "Backing up." "Wet cement..." "No!" "No, no!" "What?" "!" "What did you say?" "!" "Please stop it!" "Well, now that you've learned your lesson, from now on..." "You'd better do what the flagman tells you to do." "Go it?" "!" "Yes..." "Mother!" "It's so beautiful." "No, it's my turn next!" "No, it's me!" "Aoi-chan promised that I was after her!" "Right, Aoi-chan?" "!" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 4.4" "What did you say?" "This is no use." "Never mind, just give it to me!" "Give it to me too!" "No!" "You two are so mean!" "There, there." "Did you got picked on?" "You're so nice, Yoriko." "Thanks for your business." "Strike Pizza here." "Pizza?" "Pizza?" "Pizza?" "Pizza?" "Uh, well..." "The delivery address is Police Department Bokuto Police Station, next to the inner courtyard parking lot for the Traffic Department party at the annual big flower gazing rally site..." "Hey, this is good!" "Good, good!" "How much is it?" "Ten large and all the sides included comes to 56,789 yen." "Oh, I see." "You have a receipt, right?" "What?" "Chief, is that some kind of performance?" "No!" "My wallet's not here!" "Don't be so hard on yourself, Chief." "Well, if there's going to be a receipt," "I'll pay for now." "Why?" "!" "Oh, please, you forgot your wallet too, Nakajima?" "No way I'd do that!" "My life savings!" "Oh, fine." "Bravo, Natsumi, how generous!" "Oh, I'll just get double back from the Chief." "What?" "!" "No way!" "Not you too, Natsumi." "It's not here." "For real?" "!" "It can't be." "It can't be." "What?" "!" "It's not here!" "Wait a minute!" "Not here!" "I need for someone to pay..." "Shut up!" "Can't you tell I'm at the crossroads of my life?" "!" "I know I had my wallet before the flower gazing, because I ate at the cafeteria." "Everyone in the Traffic Department's been hit." "An outsider couldn't have come in contact with all of us." "That means..." "An insider job." "No way!" "That can't be!" "Is it true?" "The suspect is within our Traffic Department." "Thank you for waiting!" "And now," "I shall show the magnificent, flowering cherry blossoms of judgment!" "Flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter." "Perfect..." "Before we do that, Tsujimoto, weren't you borrowing money from everyone because things were getting tight lately?" "Yeah, that's right!" "But, if we're going there, you said you were also tight this month!" "I just helped the Chief out a little, that's why, right?" "I'm right, aren't I, Chief?" "I just did this and that and I ended up being hard pressed even to buy food." "I understand, Chief." "It must be hard!" "You must be suffering!" "Na-ka-ji-ma, you'll sympathize with me?" "Chief..." "Me!" "Me!" "Me!" "I just had a great idea!" "Great idea?" "Like what?" "We'll all do rock-paper-scissors." "The person who loses is the criminal." "See?" "Isn't it democratic?" "Wait a second!" "In these types of cases, the perpetrator is always the one that looks least like a suspect!" "And who's that?" "Him!" "No..." "Yeah, no." "Um, could you please pay soon?" "Listen to me." "This is no longer about just the payment for the pizzas." "It's much broader, much larger..." "This is no less than a challenge issued against the state power!" "All right, don't pick on the decent guy." "Besides, the two of you have been suspecting people left and right, but you two seem suspicious yourselves." "What?" "!" "You doubt your superior?" "Why don't we just fess up quickly, shall we?" "Uh, no, well..." "Speaking of which, Miyuki, didn't you say you were also tight this month, because you replaced some engine parts?" "Why are you bringing that up so suddenly?" "It means that you have motive too." "How rude!" "You're going to suspect me too?" "!" "By this time, everyone's a suspect!" "I can't believe you'd suspect your own partner!" "You were suspecting me just a minute ago too!" "Nakajima's the one who suspected you." "Same difference." "No, it's not!" "It is too!" "If that's how you're going to be, then I've some ideas of my own!" "What kind of ideas?" "!" "I'm dissolving our partnership!" "Couldn't have wished for more!" "Hey, you two, you don't have to go that far." "This is our problem!" "Chief, you stay out of it!" "This is terrible." "It means I've been negligent as a supervisor!" "Man, I'm gonna get fired!" "Oh, there, there." "Oh, my." "Oh, that's right!" "I'm pretty sure I had some Kleenex in here." "Hey, what's going on, Yoriko?" "What's the fuss about?" "Come to think of it, just a while back," "I went to shop for the flower gazing and I borrowed everyone's wallets." "Donna toki datte tsuyoki datta" "Anata no kotoba ni sasaerarete" "Nantoka koko made aruite-korareta kara" "Kondo wa watashi ga chikara ni naritai no" "Toukutemo tsurakutemo jibun ni makenai de ite" "Mou ichido shinjite mite" "Motto kagayakeru kara" "Kuyashikute kanashikute sonna yoru wa nemurenai" "Dakedo asa wa kuru yo" "Yume o akiramenai de" "Oh, brand new day, towards a world sure to be new" "You can make up the rules yourself in the future world" "I mute the negative news coming from the television" "Drifting in reality, I pick up a lot of scars along the way" "I was born into this world, where common sense gets tangled up" "I don't want to give up, even inside this warped maze" "Oh, brand new day, let's head towards a new tomorrow" "You can just forget about the yesterdays when you were a coward" "I want to make my own private dream come true" "Because I believe in the power that the heart holds" "Oh, thank you very much." "Take care." "I will." "I'm due on the first of next month." "Well, would it be okay if I touched it?" "Yes, go ahead." "Aoi-chan, let's hurry up over here too." "I will buy these cookies too." "You know that this chocolate's a new product?" "Everyone's just so picky." "We have to strive for perfection when it's our turn." "Yes, of course." "Hurry up!" "Give me everything you've got!" "Can't you see what I've got here?" "!" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 5.1" "What?" "A robbery?" "Shut up!" "Make a fuss and you're going to get hurt!" "Are you two police?" "!" "Yeah..." "I said, hurry up!" "Yes, Sir!" "What?" "What're you doing?" "!" "Hurry up!" "Uh, yes, no, yes, it's my first day alone at the register." "I'm still not very good at it, so..." "What should we do?" "Everyone's safety is our number one priority." "We must not provoke the thief." "Everyone, do as he says and stay still." "They came to collect just now, so this is all there is." "Don't you move!" "Bye!" "Yoriko, Aoi-chan." "He's a thief!" "He's got a knife!" "Be careful!" "Damn it, why are there so many policewomen shopping here?" "!" "Well, that's because it's really close to the Bokuto Station." "What?" "!" "There's a police station nearby?" "!" "You're kidding me!" "Damn it!" "Out of my way!" "Unless you don't care what happens to them!" "Human life comes first, Miss Miyuki!" "I don't want to hurt anyone, so hurry up and move it!" "Miyuki, what do you want to do?" "Aoi-chan's right in this case." "The customers' lives come first." "But..." "I'm going into labor!" "What?" "!" "No way!" "That's way too obligatory!" "You, hurry up and release her!" "Or you'll be in a whole world of trouble!" "I'm going into labor!" "I wanna go home!" "What?" "!" "Shut up!" "I'm going into labor!" "I'll see to her condition for the time being." "Oh, it hurts!" "I hurt my leg!" "What?" "!" "Are you all right, Miss Yoriko?" "!" "There's blood pouring out!" "Don't move!" "Oh, no, the bone is showing!" "What?" "!" "The bone?" "!" "No wonder there's so much blood gushing out!" "It hurts!" "I wanna go home!" "I'm going into labor!" "You know, you think you can just stay here forever?" "!" "This place will be crawling with police cars and riot police soon!" "You should give up now and turn yourself in." "I think that would be for your own good!" "It's still not too late." "If that policewoman gets tetanus from bacteria entering her wound, or if that pregnant woman miscarries and both mother and child were to lose their lives, you'll become guilty of more than the attempted robbery." "What?" "!" "Willful negligence." "Willful negligence?" "Right..." "Even if you don't actually kill them yourself, if there's clearly a possibility that they might die if left alone and knowing that, you do something or don't do something, it will be deemed that you put them in that situation intentionally." "What?" "!" "I don't mean for..." "I wanna go home!" "Aoi-chan, if I die," "I want you to have the anemone flower that's on my desk." "I'll take good care of it, Miss Yoriko." "Oh, boy!" "What the hell are you going to do?" "!" "Well?" "!" "Why don't you make up your mind?" "!" "You want to be charged with injury resulting in death and murder?" "!" "How much did you steal anyway?" "!" "6,490 yen." "Shut up!" "If I'd known there was only chump change, I wouldn't have." "Come on." "Give me your knife." "Thank you very much!" "Are you unhurt?" "Yes, I'm fine, but please get everyone else to the hospital!" "Huh?" "What?" "What do you mean, "What?"" "The injured policewoman and the pregnant lady in labor." "Well, then, you mean, they all..." "Yes, it looks like they were all putting on an act." "What?" "!" "Well, thank goodness no one was hurt, right?" "Would you please ring up our order?" "We'll still make it back in time for break, right, Aoi-chan?" "Yes, there's still thirty minutes." "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "You're slow, you bastard!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Move it!" "Hurry up and move it!" "Hello?" "This is a one-way street." "Please turn around right away." "Huh?" "What did you say?" "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 5.2" "I've been driving since before you two were even born." "There wasn't a sign like that when I first got my license." "Hey, Natsumi, you like middle-aged men, right?" "Do something." "What do you mean, "middle-aged?"" "Guys like him are called "old men."" "But you see, unlike those days, there are more cars now, so there will inevitably be new signs to..." "You add so many signs that no one can remember them!" "So, don't talk!" "Quit jabbering when you tacked up those signs after the fact!" "Oh, hey!" "What?" "What's wrong?" "That's strange, maybe it was too soon." "Hey, hurry up!" "Or else, the old man is gonna..." "Hey, is something the matter?" "What are you thinking?" "!" "It's dangerous backing up in a place like this!" "Is your engine busted?" "That's what you get for not doing regular maintenance." "You just stay out of this!" "No, I changed the ROM to increase power and fuel efficiency, but the settings for it aren't perfect yet." "Sci-fi terms?" "Computer terms." "To hell with computers." "Cars were made to be driven by us humans." "A computer can't relate intimately with the engine!" "That bastard!" "Right in front of us too!" "He's not getting away!" "Come on, can't we go yet?" "!" "Hey, you wanna try chasing him in this thing?" "What?" "Tell me, what the hell are we supposed to do with such a junky vintage car?" "!" "You don't know if it's a junky car or not unless you try it out." "Look, that Ferrari's getting away." "You gonna let it go?" "I guess we have no choice." "What?" "Thank you very much." "What?" "!" "Wait!" "What are you thinking?" "!" "There's no way we can pursue him in this trash-heap!" "What acceleration!" "And it's a non-turbo?" "That's amazing!" "I tinkered with the engine a bit and changed it to a 600cc." "Wow, a 600cc version of a Mazda Carol 360." "Awesome!" "Not bad at all, right?" "After all, I did a full tune-up at a total of three million yen." "Three million yen?" "!" "Amazing!" "Did you do it all by yourself?" "Of course!" "Well, I can guarantee you up to 160km/hr, but if you wreck it, you know what's coming, right?" "Uh... 160?" "Okay." ""Okay?" Miyuki?" "You're not getting away." "Express Way 7 Passenger cars 700 Yen Large-sized cars 1400 Yen Kinshi Town Entrance Express Way lnformation Kinshi Town Gofuku Bridge congestion 4km" "Hey!" "Natsumi, we're going to pass him at the curve up ahead." "Got it?" "Oh, I don't care anymore!" "What the hell!" "Hey, what are you going to do?" "Grampa, you'd better fasten your seat belt." "Here we go." "You idiot!" "You're going too fast!" "Natsumi!" "What?" "!" "If you don't stick to the rules of the road..." "Bokuto Station's famous policewomen duo will come." "And place you under arrest!" "I like it!" "I like you two!" "Grampa, would you please speed up." "You're causing trouble for everyone behind you!" "But I'm properly observing the speed limit, see?" "Don't complain!" "In the end, I guess that old man will always cause traffic jams." "Help me!" "It's murky!" "I'm about to trip." "I know." "Lady, might you be..." "Please, take a better look." "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 5.3" "I hear the victims become paralyzed, [Traffic Department] as if they'd been assaulted with a stun gun." "[Traffic Department]" "And the victims are all men?" "Poor guys, even men can't go out now at night for fear of assault." "Aoi-chan, you're a guy, but you don't understand men at all, do you?" "No wonder the guys are working so hard on this." "I see, so the size is roughly 86 to 87 centimeters, a D-cup." "The inner circle is just shy of 3 centimeters in diameter and just the right color of pink." "Oh, but hey, what's "just the right color"?" "Someone bring a color chart over!" "On the double!" "Oh, also, a bowl-shaped upright form." "And an ample, firm texture too." "All right!" "Don't worry, we'll get all your wallets back!" "No!" "We don't care about our wallets!" "We just want to be buried in that valley one more time!" "Please!" "Catch her quickly!" "Quiet down!" "Once we've arrested the suspect, her person will belong to us!" "What?" "!" "Wait a minute!" "You mean you guys get to monopolize those breasts?" "!" "We're coming in!" "That's tyranny!" "Hey, why do you need so many people just for questioning?" "!" "The state authority is unforgivable!" "No!" "What are you thinking?" "!" "Hey, why do you need so many people just for questioning?" "!" "Oh, no, no, women aren't allowed at today's questioning." "I'm done!" "Wow!" "That's our genius at dreaming up wild fantasies!" "No!" "They weren't such ordinary breasts!" "That perfect shapeliness, that valley more majestic and spiritual than the Guyana Highlands." "What else could you call it but the creation of God?" "That's hard." "I guess we have no choice but to use the real thing." "The real thing?" "That's right, we'll create a photomontage of the bust!" "A montage of the bust?" "!" "So, that's the story, Kobayakawa and Tsujimoto." "You two must cooperate with us as well." "[Bokuto Police Station]" "We're sorry!" "We will investigate this case by ourselves!" "Am I understood?" "!" "Yes, Ma'am." "Yes, I understand!" "The location is..." "Here, and here." "I think we can determine where an incident might occur next." "Once every three to four days." "It should be soon." "So, what's Miyuki making?" "I don't know, she won't tell me." "Anyway, it's tonight." "Miyuki, men don't dress like that these days." "Surrender yourself!" "Please, take a better look." "Come closer." "Just as we thought." "Assaulting stupid men by pretending to be a woman." "What a horribly tasteless way to pull off muggings!" "You guys knew?" "!" "Of course!" "Electrocuting a guy after going to the trouble of hugging him." "That's just a strange thing for a woman to do!" "And if those breasts were bare skin, you would have been electrocuted too." "You probably have stun guns built into the tips of your dummy breasts, don't you?" "You're not getting away!" "Owowowow!" "Ouch, ow, ow!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Ow!" "And here's the finish!" "What the hell is this?" "!" "Hey!" "Well?" "Maybe you should have rigged something like this instead." "The topless mugger has been apprehended!" "Damn it!" "But is this bust really so wonderful?" "I think mine are better than these in color and shape." "Men probably don't care as long as they're big." "You're a little deficient in size, after all." "Oh, you're one to talk." "Persistent rumor has it that your breasts are all muscle." "Muscle?" "!" "You think muscles can look this cute?" "!" "Everyone says that you can move your breasts!" "Everyone?" "!" "Like who?" "!" "Who's everyone?" "!" "Excuse me." "Neither of you have anything to worry about." "Oh, my." "Well, trying to escape by flattering us now?" "I wouldn't dream of it!" "Neither of you have breasts worth worrying about." "Breasts not worth worrying about?" "!" "You bastard!" "How so?" "!" "Okay, it's a green light!" "Don't let your guard down just because it's a green light." "Always look both ways to make sure the cars are stopping." "Okay, hurry along now!" "All right, that's good, that's good." "Okay, hurry along." "All right, good, good." "And we cut to the backlight!" "Hello?" "Oh, don't bother me!" "I'm working right now!" "Hey, you." "Oh, Chief." "What have you two been shooting?" "Oh, well, we used to do adult videos a while back, and it's just a habit from back then." "Bye-bye, Miss Policewomen!" "Bye-bye." "Be careful on your way home!" "Well?" "Did you capture us looking sexy?" "I got you both looking very sexy." "Isn't your objective a little skewed?" "Don't worry." "We'll get tons of shots of them on patrol after this." "When you say on patrol, you don't mean..." "Yes, I believe we'll be riding with" "Officers Tsujimoto and Kobayakawa in their mini-patrol car." "I knew it." "You're Under Arrest Mini-Specials File 5.4" "To all patrol cars, the offending vehicle has passed through Meiji Street and is heading towards Arakawa." "All cars, proceed with pursuit!" "Miyuki, he's coming our way." "This is our chance!" "Got it." "We've been getting nothing but dangerous scenes on tape here!" "But you're here to get footage of us doing our job, right?" "The Chief told us all about it." "So, under the initiative of the main office, a police public relations video is going to be created." "You are all going to be recorded on tape." "In order to give the ward a proper understanding of the Traffic Department's work, act as normally as possible and do not behave any differently as you perform your duties according to your common sense." "Yes, Sir!" "Is this really how you are normally?" "!" "Maybe you should drive more carefully." "What are you talking about?" "!" "You can't be so easygoing if you want to catch a traffic violator!" "Don't worry about that, just make sure you keep the camera rolling." "Yes, Ma'am." "You there, stop the car!" "Pull over to the shoulder and come to a stop immediately!" "Natsumi, act normal." "Remember?" "Oh, right." "Act normal." "Hey, you!" "If you don't want to get trashed with the car, pull the hell over!" "Keep the camera rolling!" "Right!" "That mini-patrol car is full of it." "Not taking us seriously, are you?" "Natsumi, if I remember, up ahead is..." "An easy curve to the right and everyone else have probably set up a barricade after that." "Then we had better stop him before that." "Got that right." "Nitro, on!" "Hey, what're you doing?" "!" "What's going on?" "!" "What is going on?" "!" "Natsumi, let's do it." "What?" "!" "What are you doing?" "!" "You idiots!" "What kind of stunt was that?" "!" "There goes another pair of shoes." "Hey, are you two both all right?" "!" "Hey, hang in there." "Hurry!" "There's smoke coming out!" "Those two." "I know we were told to act like we usually do, but still." "Really, it was far too like the usual." "Maybe we overdid it a little." "Well, we were acting normal though." "That's awesome!" "Nitro, on!" "Everyone, speeding is very dangerous!" "Make sure you properly observe all traffic rules." "If you don't, we'll place you under arrest." "Okay, it's a green light!" "Don't let your guard down just because it's a green light." "Always look both ways to make sure the cars are stopping." "Okay, hurry along now!" "Oh, well, I guess it's okay." "Hey, Miyuki, you think we'll ever get an offer to star in a movie or something?" "Wouldn't that be great?" "I might say yes if my costar were a good-looking guy." "I'd say okay right away if the director were a sober older man." "Don't give up on your dreams"