"Is this a documentary?" "No, it's not a documentary." "It's fiction." "It's a drama." "What's it about?" "It's fiction?" "This is a film I made about six years ago." "The subject matter maybe is a little sensitive with some people." "What is it about, like..." "Well, I won't tell you." "What I'll let you do is watch it." "I'm guessing it's about, uh rockets." "No, I'm guessing it's about male itch." "Hey, turn on the colour!" "Make it better." "Turn up the good, turn down the suck." "Turn down the suck knob." "I think you got suck all the way cranked to ten, Farrel." "Cranked it right up to ten." "I think you broke the knob off crankin it so hard." "I'm just sitting here thinking to myself, oh, I could, yeah really go for a six minute fuckin' sit-through of shit." "And he played drums late and he never helped her with her fuckin' homework." "Boo fuckin' hoo." "Big fuckin' deal, he plays drums late." "And her fuckin' yo-yo was busted." "Yo, yo fuckin' blows." "Drive yer own fuckin' car, let yer woman stay at home." "Whoooo!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "I'll give you a gummer and I'll giv'er, an' then I'll come an' ...give it." "Come an' give it for to come and giv'er Deaner." "Give'er, give it, Deaner." "Basically I would say an uncooperative and rebellious attitude, which um, well, it worked itself out in, you know long greasy hair, beer advertisement t-shirts." "Whoo!" "Nail 'em!" "I recommend you try another sport." "Like knitting!" "Knit yourself a fuckin' somebody!" "Oh, they like to play some of the worst of the bands." "Oh what was it?" "Dead Leopard or Sick Cougar or some of those." "That was wonderful, you think?" "Yeah." "Currently I'm working at a furniture store." "Yeah?" "And I uh..." "Make tables." "A little under 800 bucks." "For working one day a week?" "Two weeks." "For two weeks?" "Yeah, I get 400 bucks a week." "But that's before the government takes their fuckin' part, you know?" "Tell us about that." "The government takes their part." "I'm trying to use more pneumatic tools these days so that it does." "So that uh..." "Easier on the environment." "He..." "His job was a swamper." "I don't know but if you're familiar with that?" "Explain it, that would be great." "A swamper is a helper, is a driver's helper." "See, this is one that I built." "42 inch dewill." "Feels thick, hey?" "How thick would you say that table feels?" "The table's actually that thick." "That's why it's called a double edge." "Makes it look a lot thicker." "This is solid oak." "He would not be doing anything other than the manual lifting of furniture in and out of a truck and into a person's home." "You push it through and it rips it in half." "He don't do nothing else." "Are you alright?" "Yeah, I just fuckin'..." "Ever since I quit smoking, I've just been fuckin' coughing up the weirdest shit." "There would be a moon here." "A large rocket." "It'll be all dark space punctuated by planets." "I would have a close-up, like, of a lady on a cliff and she would have a giant fuckin' laser gun, and she'd sort ofjust be, protecting." "My son was a very happy person and he was really uh really good to me, and then after he met that, that uh that uh..." "That woman, he changed." "Chastity." "I mean right now we're not exactly, you know together, right?" "We don't live together and..." "You know what the problem is." "You know how to change." "You know how to fix the problem." "I know, see, it always comes down to me." "And it always comes down to, to Deaner." "As it stands, plan b is just To keep on givin'er, Farrel." "What exactly does that mean?" "Giv'er." "You just, you go out, and you giv'er, like you work hard, that's what that." "Is that, is that a plan?" "Yeah that's a plan right there." "Look man, I already told you." "I fuckin' play the bass." "And that's what I'm gonna do." "Jesus!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Well, Dean always liked to play by himself he had a vivid imagination." "I'm trying to get a gig with a band." "I was in a band a while ago called Creeper." "It's ringing." "Yeah hi, is Bill there please?" "Uh, Bill." "So, like whatever you guys are into, like, give me a mix tape give me a couple days, and I'll just fuckin', I'll show up and we'll go from there, man." "It's in normal tuning." "Oh, it's normal tuning?" "Okay." "So we're gonna do..." "It's like, as far as tones are concerned, like the tones are a lot lower, and like the" " Your ear actually has to pick up like, a hell of a lot more than a guitar player's ear." "You actually have to get a five-string because it's a whole step down, you need to just..." "Well, I'll fuckin' just like, I'll just giv'er up top and we'll see what happens." "Yeah, just harmonize." "The taste in your tongue for the spice is like the taste in your fuckin' bones for the bass." "He may get in a band, or he may go solo, or he may teach children how to play." "...fuckin' body check." "Watch my fuckin' nuts." "Aw, fuck!" "You alright?" "Sorry Dean." "Holy shit." "Do you want me to get you anything." "Dean, are you alright?" "Just fuckin'." "Clear the fuck outta here, okay?" "I'm sorry Dean." "You wanna beer?" "Terry, you play goal okay?" "Tron." "How's it going buddy?" "Sweet." "Kick fuckin' ass!" "How's it goin?" "My name is Troy." "I guess I was kind of uh..." "the party..." "The party leader?" "So what are you up to now man, what are you doing?" "I'm welding now, yeah I got, uh..." "I got my own shop." "I got Laurie here, and I'm looking after her, or is it vice versa?" "I love those guys you know." "I think they're probably a couple of the best, best guys..." "I've ever run with." "Okay, we'll get a cube." "We'll fuckin', then we'll get a two-six." "You wanna Tron?" "Yeah!" "Just like old times, man." "Just fuckin' nail it shut, like a fuckin', one-two-three fuckin' ...split, right?" "I'll swing by." "You know where we live now?" "Yeah." "Troy, we're already late as it is." "Alright, I'll see ya." "So you coming tonight then?" "You should swing by pretty early, like 7ish or something like that, half past." "No, maybe uh..." "No, yeah, you're coming!" "You don't gotta work tomorrow, fuck it." "I'll just say, uh sorry guys, shutting'er down uh, no business." "No business!" "Not too late, we'll get started." "Sure, ten after, whenever." "Stompin' boots are goin' on tonight, that's for sure." "Tron's a buddy we hung out with, like, two years ago." "And we used to party a lot, but not so much anymore so whenever we do get together it's fuckin' awesome." "He's gonna be ready to raise hell like, he's ain't gunna show up like, "hey guys" he's gunna show up going "whooo!" And we're gonna be like, "right on. "" "I didn't chack." "That's fuckin' embarrassing." "That's an embarrassment to pilsner." "Look at his throat move, man." "Right on..." "You didn't finish it." "That's absolute horseshit." "I finished that." "I fuckin' finished it." "That rest was foam." "Like, sometimes you go to a party, right?" "And everyone's all fuckin' loaded, and you're not loaded, so you go up to people and you're like, "how's it goin?" and they're like... 'whooooo!" and then you're like "yeah, okay," and you're trying to talk to them a bit and they're fuckin' loaded and then you realize, the only way to keep going is to catch up to them, so you shotgun a few and then you get good and pissed right away." "No, fuck off, fuck off." "Remember last, like, I don't know, awhile ago the answering machine was Tron." "And now it's his old lady." "Now it's his fuckin' old lady." "Basically she says, 'if it's not my friends don't fuckin' leave a message' basically is what she's fuckin' saying." "...fuckin', everybody's just having a fuckin' wicked time and then it was just like, fuckin' dead silence." "Laurie came in." "I'm Laurie, she's like, "Tron" and he just like fuckin' stopped, yeah." "Yeah, and he just kinda like..." "Hey, did you see that?" "You know I really, and we went through this right in the very beginning, I really had no problem." "I went through this whole thing with him, right from the very beginning." "I was with them periodically here and there, but I..." "I honestly couldn't see myself living that life." "However, it was like, if this is the only place that it was going, and if it was going to be a never-ending thing..." "I couldn't handle that." "So it was either them or me, basically, and it was his choice." "Like that, fuckin' nailed..." "Fuck off!" "That hurt." "Dean!" "I think I hurt" " Look, I'm bleeding, man." "What's happing man?" "Hey, I'm bleeding." "There's a fuckin' brain in your hand." "Probably what's happened I imagine" " Dean." "Dean." "This is fuckin' bullshit man." "Yeah I know, it is bullshit." "But we don't have to wreck our house - watch your fuckin' stick!" "You know what he's doing, he's probably got his arm around her and he's probably just like, "fuck, I wish I wasn't such a slave to my bitch," you know?" "I remember a lot of fun times with Troy." "He's not our buddy." "And you know what?" "Troy." "Because when he was our buddy he was fuckin' Tron." "I came up with the name Tron for myself based on Troy but uh..." "More, I guess, imposing." "Let's give him, let's give him ten minutes, okay?" "...fuckin' two-liner!" "...fuckin' two-liner!" "Two liner!" "I'm trying to get an idea of what you guys did." "The things that we did, it wasn't so much the thing as it was that we did them." "Oh!" "On the line!" "We got one on the line!" "Right on." "Right on, it rolled." "It was just living each day blind and going the distance." "No don't, fuck off." "Watch this, my new move." "Like, I hit rock bottom." "Uh-huh, any fuckin' style." "Come on, come on!" "Fight me, you fuckin'" " Come on!" "I should just keep, I should just keep doing that like, till I'm, say, 90 years old." "Okay, yeah, you're right." "I really boned this up." "I should never have got, fallen in love with Laurie for sure, that's a for sure." "Thanks for pointing that out." "And getting a job, yeah, that was a real left turn." "Where the fuck is Tron?" "Fuck Tron man!" "You see that?" "Fuck Tron." "We won't even be here." "Leave a note on the door." "That says fuck you Tron!" "Fuck you Tron." "You're like I mentioned before, you're like a patriarch to them, uh, a patriarchal character, and..." "They're a patriarch to me, man." "What is Tron for you?" "Fuck 'em!" "Sometimes I worry." "But I think at some point in your life you have to grow up, and that's what Troy's done." "The reason why you're not getting much from him is because of that." "Yeah, he's kind of scared of going back to the old life." "I just have a hard time having him go out with them because it's so easy for him to get pulled back into that life." "It's a fun life, that you don't have to have any cares in the world." "No responsibilities." "Whooo!" "Tron!" "Tron!" "Tron!" "Whooo!" "Tron, we're having a fuckin' party for ya!" "Get up!" "Dean, get up." "Get up!" "Tron fuckin' blows." "Tron, fuckin', blows." "You know what this fuckin' says?" "It says Tron funking blow." "What the fuck does that mean?" "If I have five words left and I'm about to fuckin' expire and I like, all I have left to say is to curse fuckin' Tron..." "I'm probably not going to say 'Tron funking blow. '" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Terry, my face is totally bunged up." "You're saying your uncle was gonna take you on to the on the lake, because he rented it." "And you know actually all I remember was like buddy of mine was like..." ""Hey Dean, dude. "" "You know." "I was like, "Okay buddy. "" "Dean!" "Terry!" "Could somebody turn the stereo down please?" "The stereo." "I remember Terry and I got fuckin' right ripped eh Terry?" "Got fuckin' right wrecked last night." "If you don't know a girl so good." "Yeah." "And she's fuckin', doesn't want to go down on you." "Yeah." "And you're fuckin' tired and you wanna crash, or you just fuckin' ...want to continue on with your night, fuckin' diddle her twat fuckin' get her off." "Just go down there and if you know what to do, it'll take probably six, seven minutes." "Well, you go under the panties for sure, and you just kind of pet it a bit." "Pet what?" "Pet..." "Her fuckin' kneecaps, Farrel!" "Pet her twat!" "You got something, you got a twat you want me to diddle?" "And that cousin..." "Fuck off!" "Have you had sexual intercourse with one of your cousins?" "No, fuck you!" "Terry fuckin' got one of his cousins off he fuckin' fingerbanged..." "Shut up!" "Terry, you fuckin' fingerbanged your cousin, man, that's a fact." "...fuckin' fingerbanging, so spill the dirt." "You don't have to just tell them that!" "He was fuckin' loaded, his cousin came up to him, and he's fuckin'." "Fuck off!" "Don't!" "Don't!" "Fuck off." "So his fuckin' cousin..." "his fuckin' cousin." "She says, I'm on my rag, you just have to finger me." "There, that's a perfect fit." "What, what?" "What's your problem with Dean?" "Nothing, I don't have a problem, just trying..." "I have no problem with him staying here, he's like, my pal." "Are you a little bit concerned?" "I seem to see that, uh, Dean's sleeping, he seems to be sleeping every time that I come over." "Seems to me that he's taking advantage of your situation sleeping around he's just, he just needs to..." "The house." "Seems like he doesn't care about." "He's sick." "He's got cancer." "So you gotta let him do that." "Is this the truth?" "Fuck, I told you..." "Dean has cancer?" "But don't bug him about it." "Hi Dean." "I uh, I was talking to Terry yesterday." "I know that you have this cancer." "Talked to Terry." "Dean?" "Terry told me." "And you're telling me that I gotta worry about it?" "Like, I got something to worry about?" "You're wrong." "Regardless of like, what other people say, I'm just gonna fuckin' pull 'er off at some point in time, and just fuckin' ...stick 'er in the microwave there, see what happens." "See what a fuckin' blown-up nut looks like." "Let's cut 'er off and fuckin' put her on the barbecue and fuckin' hibachi that fuckin' little nut right up, fuckin' ...cover 'er in whatever and we'll have a tasty treat." "Dean, this is very serious." "You're going to have to, gonna have to let yourself..." "Well Dean has a lump in his left testicle, which has grown in size to the point where he can't ignore it." "The strategy is really to explain to him in rational terms that if he doesn't do anything, the risk of what's going to happen in the next five years is certain death." "He has cancer of the testicle and he won't listen to me." "He doesn't want to get treatment, and I want him to try and he, uh, I'm, I want to help him." "I want him to get treatment." "I know this is terrible." "Is he at home?" "When did you talk to him?" "When's the last time you talked to him?" "Uh..." "I'm really..." "Thanks for telling me." "Trixie!" "Dean!" "What's going on?" "What are you doing here Farrel?" "Hi asshole." "What is your problem?" "What are you..." "what happened?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "Dean!" "He just comes, he just comes around and tells you." "You think that's fuckin' funny, Farrel?" "What are you trying to do, just leave Chastity without a dad, hey?" "You think that's not important to her?" "You think you're not important to me?" "But you're gonna go to the doctor, and you're gonna get fuckin' treatment." "You could die, do you understand?" "You could die." "You know, it's gonna be pretty pathetic if you fucking die because of your pride." "Alright, I'll go." "Yeah, you'll go." "What?" "I said I would." "I said I would." "I know you will." "I said I would." "I was working on a different level with Dean about getting his nuts fixed." "Like, you went right away, like we gotta..." "But I was going, every time they would hurt or whatever, I would just be like, oh maybe we should go to the hospital, but really, just, you know, I didn't want to force it on him or yell at him, you know, like..." "I was gonna take him to get fixed." "I can't fuckin' baby-sit my fuckin' giant nut all day you know, just sit there and watch it and hope it doesn't fuckin' grow." "So fuckin' treatment hurts, well fuck, the second it starts to hurt you're gonna hear me fuckin' start yelling but as it stands right now, I feel fine, so." "I'm not a scientist." "I can't fuckin' pull out one..." "A burner and burn up some stuff and figure it out?" "I mean, what do you want me to do about it?" "Worry and get upset?" "I'll get cancer from worrying." "Do you believe in God?" "Well, fuck rights, I believe in something." "Like even, a fuckin' guy like Merlin, you know?" "When he died, you know, whenever the fuck that was he went to heaven, probably, and you know, and the, the grand scheme being was probably like, you know, Merlin, you fuckin'" "...cast some pretty, you know, evil shit on some people." "Merlin, Merlin wasn't real." "Fuck you, Merlin..." "It's a story." "It's just a story." "No, fuck, Merlin was part of fuckin' king Henry's court, and he fuckin'" " They, he won all the wars for him 'cause he cast spells." "Fuck you, man, that shit's real." "He was" " He was part of King Arthur, not King Henry." "Yeah, it's a fable." "A fable is a... is history." "Yeah, no, lately I have been sort of on the" " On the fucking prowl, yeah." "I've sort of been looking high, low, left centre, right, fuckin' front and back." "I'm talking about you know, spreading Deaner around, fuckin' get the murdoch kids, you know, get 'em going." "I'm one of those guys who's like, too forward, you know?" "Watch the fuckin' road, buddy?" "Huh?" "D'you see that guy?" "Yeah, I saw him." "I told you about him." "It's not fuckin' funny, man!" "And some guy fuckin' sideswipes him and it's two, three thousand dollars worth of fuckin' paintjob..." "Let's go." "I'm not doing this, I'm not doing this for me, you know..." "I'm sort of doing it for like, all the girls out there who, you know, if I'm gone, you know, they won't have a chance to see old Deaner." "Just, like, once a week I like to have this thing where like, I buy like, whatever, like a Heineken or a fuckin'" "Corona or like" " A beer you don't normally see, and actually..." "I've been keeping them in Terry's kitchen." "Would you mind maybe like, checking - 'cause I could show you." "Okay, yeah!" "I have probably like eight or nine of them..." "There from, like..." "Hey, Dean." " Literally from all over the fuckin' country..." "Yeah, they're from all over the world." "There's some from Paris and actually there's some, actually from Ireland." "I ain't gonna fuckin' die, Farrel." "All right?" "And you know, you don't need to be so worried about it, man just fuckin' relax about it, kay?" "'Cause I ain't fuckin' goin' down!" "I have a poem, would you like me to read you his poem?" "Yes, yes, of course." "'Woman is a danger cat' the streets are silent my wills are the night black leather blues calling out to you a cute blonde boogie machine spreads her wings and comes along for the ride." "It's the only song I ever really wrote for like the acoustic guitar." "Rock and roll is my guitar and girls electricity and if I've got both of them..." "I've got all, all I need..." "I could live life without liquor..." "I know that it'd be hard but a life without girls and rock'n'roll would break my heart." "'cause rock and roll ain't a game you can stop at anytime it's a really serious thing like war and crime rock and roll ain't a game where you know all the rules you gotta pick up your guitar and play and play the fool..." "Your father thinks you're out at Suzy's place bowling on the classics but everyone at high school knows you're heavy into gymnastics one-way street, never mind the signs full charged gasoline in the tank you're foot is on the gas and your tires say, yeah." "Woman is a danger cat." "You sneak out at night deep into the night there ain't no halfway house you come from good blood, right?" "On and on, woman is a danger cat." "It's kind of a funny little poem and it shows how Dean's thinking is kind of cuckoo sometimes." "Dean is a little bit hesitant, he is not fully on onstream as far as, uh, giving his consent to go ahead." "You can understand this." "I mean, we're offering him loss of a body part, and as far as he's concerned if he can pretend to ignore what is going on he can make it in his own mind to preserve his body part." "He's gonna say, the best thing is not to have anything to do with what this guy is telling me." "That's, we call that denial and we all do that to some degree." "And he's scared." "...fuckin' take it?" "Or what?" "Right now, fuckin' pull it out." "I can take it." "They don't get it." "What?" "You wanna take me?" "You gotta come now!" "I don't remember asking you any questions." "Can I borrow it for a minute?" "I'll borrow your left nut, right nut, fuckin' nutty nut!" "Bring it on, fuckin' come on!" "Shower the fucker, huh?" "Shower the fucker!" "Shower that fucker!" "Shower that fucker!" "...fuckin' showering it on it!" "fuckin' give it giv'er." "Whaaaaaat?" "I saw that, bring it down here, right here." "Showery shower!" "Chicken, kickin', come on!" "He is very near death, and at one point, you decide to tell him, before he dies, those last words, those last things that you would like to tell him, so that those are the last things that he hears, in his ears, before he dies in front of you." "What would you say?" "I'd just fuckin' tell him that he was like one of the like you know, best friends I've ever had, and that it would have been pretty fuckin' boring without him." "I think." "Oh yeah, fuck he's right there." "There he is." "Hey, man." "Oh, it's going okay." "Right on." "Well, basically..." "Fuck." "You don't have to tell me." "They're cutting my fuckin' nut off." "Cutting your nut off?" "My right nut." "I guess so it don't spread they're just gonna fuckin'..." "Giv'er." "We had it biopsied." "It confirms the presence of cancer and so he urgently needs to have an operation to remove the testicle, which is the standard surgical treatment for this kind of cancer of the testicle." "Then he needs to undergo chemotherapy and radiotherapy." "I was thinking Terry, we should fuckin' do'er." "This weekend, man, just fuckin' have a fuckin', one last fuckin'... 'cause, like, I'm gonna be out of commission for awhile..." "I guess after I get my nut wrought off there, they gotta fuckin' shoot me full of like, lots of electricity and shit and it's gonna affect my overall fuckin' ability to be normal." "Aaaaaaaaaa-ooooooooooo!" "Dean's last fuckin' weekend!" "Aoooooooo!" "If we act now, we can offer him better than... 50-60 percent survival." "You gotta get loaded too, or else you can't come." "Told you." "Yeah?" "He fuckin' said yes!" "Right on." "He's gonna get fuckin' rip-roaring loaded." "Uh, I don't know about rip-roaring loaded." "That's the deal!" "Yeah, you are!" "Oh, I guess you're not coming!" "Gonna get lo-o-o-o-aded, going camping!" "You're surrounded by beautiful trees, and a fuckin' canopy of stars above ya, it's a fuckin' real vista." "Yeah." "Did you hear that?" "Fuck!" "That fucking stinks!" "Hang on, I think mine's stuck." "Fuck off!" "I've been a farter all of my life." "Fuck." "I guess, I don't know what it is." "Each, every time I eat fried egg sandwiches, egg salad..." "I think it's stuck in the seat." "Or even potato salad, anything with mayonnaise really." "Fuck off." "That's just gross, like 'Oh, I have an idea..." "I'll shit my pants in the car. '" "The second that I farted I thought, oh, Terry's mom's place." "That's what I, that's exact." "Must be some, must be something cooking at Terry's mom's place." "Fuck off!" "Fuck off Dean." "I'm gonna fuckin' puke if you do that again." "Aw, fuck!" "Fuck you, that's fuckin' gross!" "Get the fuck out." "I'm serious." "Get the fuck out." "Are you sure you should be doing this, Terry?" "...fuckin' asshole." "I mean fuck, he's just laughing away shitting his pants in here." "I don't care if he's sick you don't shit your pants in someone's car." "That's horseshit..." "Really." "I want him to remember it." "So how does he remember it?" "He fuckin' walks to the town, and we'll wait for him." "Dean!" "I mean, imagine I kicked him out and then drove back and said, okay, walk to the town and then I'll" " And then it'll be okay, and I couldn't back it up, I mean, what does that say about me?" "I don't know." "What does it say?" "It says, it says you can shit in my mouth." "Okay, okay, I understand what he did." "Well, I'm thinking like, if we don't get you know to go camping I'm gonna feel bad about it later on, you know." "I mean, whoever did what wrong back there is not important anymore." "It's more aboutjust doing what we wanted to do go camping." "Oh there he is, I knew it." "I knew it." "A spare is when you get..." "Dean!" " One with one ball, like, some with one ball and the rest with the other." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "That's what I'm talking about." "Yeah, that's a strike." "See, practice makes perfect, there." "And then buddy's like, where do you want me to drop you off." "I was like, I don't know." "These guys figured I couldn't find you, but I was like..." "I'll find him." "So what I did was uh, I bowled with my left." "And that one chick, the one with the glasses, she beat me." "I would say that the fuckin' best burger I ever had was at a bowling alley, 'cause, they surprise you there, some of them alleys hire, fuck, some of the best cooks, and they don't they ain't a restaurant but that doesn't mean that the cook ain't gonna put some fuckin' pride in their burgers." "Bindair dundat." "Been there, done that." "That's the paki who's fuckin' seen everything and gone everywhere." "What's a paki?" "I don't know, yeah, a guy from India sounds about right to me." "Where's Pakistan?" "No, you were alluding to something else." "I worked with one guy that had the turban on his head, and I mean, you know whatever, he was a Paki and that was his, you know..." "This is fuckin' it!" "Yeah man!" "Whooooooo!" "Right here, get that smell?" "You smell that Farrel?" "That's fuckin' camping, right there." "First things first more cheers more beers, man, that's it, that's all." "To there" " To my right nut, man" " See ya later, fella." "Unpacking." "Watch, I'm going camping." "Let's go camping." "Who's taking a plane?" "Come on, roughing' it!" "Oh, just some supplies you know in case, uh, we run into some rough spots, uh." "No!" "Fuck off!" "Whoooah, fuck!" "Whooo!" "Farrel, just sit down." "Have a chocolate bar." "Chocolate bar, now look" " Put your hands like this on the fire." "Oh fuck, that's a hot one." "You gotta get real low, 'cause heat rises eh?" "If you can think of a better way to get this on the fire..." "I'd like to see it." "Fuck, hold on." "'Kay, I think what we gotta do is undo the bolts first." "No, no, no." "Fuck, that's perfect." "Deaner'll just go right over!" "Did you see that?" "I'm not doing a nudie jump." "You're fucking things up, Dean!" "Man, I could go for a fuckin' smoke right fuckin' now." "No, you quit, remember?" "Do you have any dip?" "No, no, fuck, listen." "I am." "Think about there's that one day every year that fuckin' clicks by." "Like Christmas?" "Yeah, no, exactly, like Christmas, except for you don't know it's Christmas." "It's like, you know, like, let's say you die on like, August fuckin' 10th or something." "Right?" "Right, but you don't know that, right?" "That August 10th is the day you die?" "Yeah, but every fuckin' year from the day you're born you know, August 10th clicks by but you never put it together like in a journal..." "But like, fuck, man, every single year goes by, you know anniversary, I guess, of your death goes by." "There you go Farrel." "Nice work, Pal." "Hey, look at that." "Look, he's doing okay." "Oh, oh, oh, oh, you got it." "Look, his throat's going." "Spitting a little bit." "Oh, you want me to finish that one off there?" "Here, I'll have a sip of that." "Can I ask you a question?" "Here, yeah, here." "Who touched my throat?" "How's your movie going tonight so far?" "Terry, you wanna do the old can test?" "Little or no reaction!" "Looks like Farrel's had a few too many." "Hey Farrel." "Yeah Farrel." "The light is up, and it is up for me." "Hey Farrel, we got one here." "We just gotta shake it up and giv'er." "You can feel 'er giving." "Yeah." "Come on, Farrel." "Yeah, we can do it." "Alright." "We'll go find to gather another tree." "There we go." "Coming down!" "Coming down!" "This is a tree!" "That's coming down!" "Aaaaah!" "A tree is a tree, not me!" "Tree!" "Do you see this guy's pants?" "See this guy's pants?" "C'mere, c'mere." "Fuck off!" "His pants is very tight..." "Hey..." "He has very tight pants." "Fuck off Farrel!" "I want, I want some wood." "It happened to be wood!" "It happened to be wood, one day!" "Hey Farrel?" "Yes Terry?" "What do you do when you don't make movies?" "That's a good question." "What do you do period Farrel, what the fuck, like?" "You're just following us around like it's the be all and the end all of the fucking universe, eh?" "Do you think that's my life?" "Is that what you think?" "Is that what you think?" "What do you do on your spare time?" "Is what I meant to say." "What do I do on my spare time?" "I don't know, You make pornos with fuckin' midgets?" "I don't know what the fuck the guy does with these cameras when he's not doing..." "Do you understand what it means to put time into something, to develop something, that's not necessarily, you know, going to work and making a table?" "I just play the bass and, I'm an artist too Farrel..." "I know how you feel." "I'm just trying to look at you." "You don't even understand what..." "I'm trying to do for both of you." "Without me and Terry, you wouldn't have a fuckin' movie." "Yeah, sure, exactly, like you don't think that there's two other people like you two?" "If it weren't for me right now, where would you be?" "Probably right here." "Right here." "When they say cut, we just keep..." "Terry and me just keep going." "Sit down and we'll ask you some questions." "No, no, no, how about you do something for me?" "How about you listen to me?" "Farrel sit the fuck down." "You fuckin' spit at me?" "Don't fuckin' touch me,Farrel." "Put your hand down." "Take five, Farrel." "You see that?" "Try it, try it you fuck." "Oh no." "I think Farrel's had a few too many." "C'mere, come on, both of you!" "You gotta take a serious five, Farrel." "No, it's a fuckin' joke your whole life." "You don't even fuckin' understand what your fuckin' life is about." "Oh, that didn't feel good." "You got a serious fuckin' problem." "Don't fuckin'..." "You fuckin' know what it's about?" "Yeah, hey, Farrel, no, I got an idea." "How about you ruin my last fuckin' weekend by being a total fuckin' idiot?" "How bout that?" "Fuck this." "I got a good idea." "Hey Terry!" "Bring a few tissues, ya fuckin' baby!" "Fuck that chair up." "Fuck it." "...fuckin' grade a pork." "You get all the dogs?" "She said just to fuckin' take 'em." "I don't want a dog yet." "Oh, now I'm fuckin' scared." "Oh, that's gonna be tasty." "Farrel?" "Farrel?" "Where am I?" "You're in a ditch." "Went on a bit of a bender last night, bud." "Don't don't, don't do that." "This'll help you out." "Don't, please." "Don't worry about it, this is gonna..." "Tonight's gonna be even better, so don't fuckin' stress'er." "You get all the bugs out the first night you know, and then you get really back into camping and then the second night's just fuckin'... 'cause we didn't start givin'er until around seven or eight." "Tonight we'll be loaded, well, 'cause, you know what the fuck." "What is it, what time did you say it is, 12:30?" "Yeah, it's about 20 after." "How would you guys feel if I were to if I were to treat you guys for tonight, if we go to hotel." "You could get anything you want." "You fuckin' serious?" "After the hotel we still have to go for a hike." "Yes, we can do that." "'Cause there's this fuckin' kick-ass place to go for a swim." "It's not, it's not so super- close to here, but it's fuckin' it's the, it's the place to be, man." "Okay, that sounds really nice." "And tonight we'll stay in a hotel." "Dean." "Let's giv'er." "Dean." "Let's fuckin' go." "No, the wardens clean it up." "You're not legal to shut your fuckin' mouth yet." "The doctor said that I'd be weak." "He said that I would be lacking in a lot of things, that my sexual activity was definitely going to go down, which is sort of why this this weekend I was kind of hoping that something would happen but uh, you know, just sort of get one in the bag before, uh, you know, there's a hole in it." "Where the fuck are we going?" "Can you turn this way?" "Here, see, right there." "The Motor Motel." "Housekeeping award winners." "Like going home or something?" "No, I'm just out and about, cruising around enjoying the weather." "Oh yeah, it was nice today." "Now that it's not a 1,000 degrees out." "Man, that was hot!" "I was in the river there soaking for a while." "Is that the big plant here?" "Yeah, it's cutting meat here." "Oh yeah?" "4,000 pounds a day." "Oh, fuck." "4,000?" "Every day?" "I just drop in the flank steaks." "What's that?" "The flank, the flank side of the steak there." "Actually the other day, I was being attacked by a hawk believe it or not, bizarre." "Yeah, I don't know." "What did you have, meat on your hands, still?" "Uh, no." "Oh yeah, it come to a point, I had to hold a stick up there because it was coming right, it was coming, it was making itjust kept doing it, it would come right -just make it stop." "Unbelievable." "You guys from here?" "Yeah." "You guys having a party tonight or?" "..." "Yeah." "The river, man." "We're hitting the highway now!" "So you're not allowed to jump off the bridge?" "No, the cops hate it." "One, two, three." "Eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaghhhh!" "Yeah, the evidence was gone." "From the courts, nobody could find it." "The cops were just laughing." "Where did it go?" "I don't know, the cops probably smoked lots of cops in this town smoke the shit." "We're sitting in the hotel and they're just filming us." "You're gonna buy these guys some drinks." "To high river!" "Whooooo!" "You're a survivor." "You're gonna make it, boy!" "You're gonna make it." "Just watch you." "They're not you're type of guys?" "No." "Back when I was a teenager I used to like the long hairs." "Yeah..." "But now I..." "Yeah." "One word." "Bangers." "I was born and raised, I moved out of here because it's so fuckin' boring." "You wanna get laid, you don't wanna be here." "This guy here will fight me, like this." "I don't want a barroom fuckin' brawl..." "I want a fuckin' true fight here." "I want a true fuckin' match." "I want a fuckin' boxing match." "All right, touch gloves, let's go." "Fuck me!" "'Kay, get that light over here." "We have to find a goddamned tooth, sir." "Hey, it's right here." "Put some concrete on that." "Hey, I got some Crazy glue in my fuckin' car." "Where's that fuckin' toilet paper at?" "So, are you guys glad that we came here instead of stayed camping?" "If you'd stop filming us I might cum here." "I just wanted you guys to have a good time." "It wasn't necessarily a good time." "Where did Terry go?" "Mmm, I could just..." "I just wanted to have a fun weekend." "And I did." "And I am." "So it is." "Where'd you guys go?" "Deaner." "I got..." "I got you something." "Where were you, Terry?" "Dean." "Listen, look." "Dean." "Dean." "Dean." "Is it okay if we film this?" "We're not gonna you can'tjust film this, I mean." "H" " E-e-e-e-e-e-y!" "H" " E-e-e-e-y!" "Terry!" "Where did you get the money for that?" "Did everybody do it, or is itjust..." "Guys, what the fuck." "Let's fuckin' get out of here." "Just wait." "Close the door." "Close the door." "It's his fuckin' last night with his fuckin'..." "Imagine you were losing your nuts." "How would you fuckin' feel?" "Right." "'Kay, so don't even ask anymore." "Just let it be what it is." "Asshole." "Are you still interested in going to your uh, hike place?" "She was high quality." "Fuckin', the whores in the small towns are the ones to get too, 'cause they're not as fuckin' uppity as them fuckin' city hookers." "No?" "It's a shame you never experienced that, I mean." "It's an experience all unto itself." "Paying for sex?" "Well, I fuckin' paid for it." "What's the plan for today, guys?" "We're going to Sasquatch Creek." "Yeah man, Sa-a-a-squatch." "We're going to jumping point, that's gonna be so sweet." "Sort of like that, but there's water." "And we're not scared." "Yeah, and we don't fall on our necks and die." "We gotta get down there." "We usually cross further up, though." "I'd hate to see you cut yourself again." "How does it look, Terry?" "Oh, pretty good." "I'd say it's a bit tight." "Have you done this before?" "Whoooooooooo!" "Have you done this before?" "...fuckin' rights." "No." "Fuck you, you gotta jump in." "Why don't you go first?" "You wanna go first?" "If you don'tjump we're gonna say we refuse the rights and properties and responsibilities for the filming of this film." "Dean!" "Just getting warm there." "Aoooh!" "She's fuckin' cold, boy, she's cold!" "Whoo!" "That's fuckin' cold, dude, holy fuck!" "Whoooo!" "You're up there, Farrel." "You guys wanna jump?" "I'll jump." "You'll jump?" "Sure." "No, no, no, no, no." "I don't believe this." "I didn't catch that." "Is it on?" "It's rolling." "Okay." "Just tell me when to say speed." "Say speed now." "Speed." "Hey Farrel." "Farrel, you're up, buddy." "Farrel, what the fuck?" "Everyone fuckin'" " All four of us, all four of us did it." "Is this your movie?" "Whooo!" "Done." "Over." "You don't go home thinking, I'm a fuckin' pansy." "The four of us, right..." "Just - Farrel, get in there." "Whooo!" "Let's fuckin' do it!" "Farrel, what the fuck you doing?" "I wanna go home." "Farrel!" "Farrel!" "Farrel!" "Farrel!" "Don't think about it." "Justjump in and go!" "Come on, Farrel!" "Nice on, buddy." "Farrel!" "Farrel!" "Aw, fuck!" "I mean obviously he didn't have that if he's diving headfirst into the river." "Yeah, I don't think that ever really hit him overseas." "Just one thing after another, our whole life growing up." "Yeah." "He always had to be, like, in the centre of it." ""Oh, it's all about me, look at me jump, look at me. "" "Hi." "Hi." "Hi." "This is uh, this is..." "Oh, hi..." "Sorry." "That's Trixie." "She can come in?" "Come on in, Trixie." "She's fussy, I'm sorry." "Sorry about..." "about Farrel." "If there's anything you need, like, uh we ain't working right now, so..." "We could come by and help out." "Mow the lawn or something." "It's on tape." "You know, it's on the, you could see it." "We do that, like, I probably jumped it, like 60 times." "At least, we always, that was the place we always went to and justjumped in the water and..." "It was really hot." "You guys remember how hot it was?" "It was hot." "I'm getting better already, I feel better." "It's, kind of have to, you know, would thank Farrel... 'cause he brung it up to Trixie there and then Trixie kind of forced me to go get her dealt with and I'll, you know it was the right thing to do." "It hurts like a bitch, like..." "Thank you, thank you both for coming." "Thank you." "Come and see the cake, Joan, I want you to see you know Farrel and filming." "Oh, oh my God." "Isn't that just wonderful?" "Isn't thatjust a beautiful cake, isn't it?" "Do you wanna like to hear a joke, Mrs. Mitchner?" "Most..." "certainly, yes." "I think Farrel really liked this one." "Did he?" "What do you call a man who's from Pakistan who's been everywhere and seen everything?" "No, been everywhere and done everything, yeah?" "I don't know." "Bindair Dundat." "Oh, been there, done that." "Yeah." "Is that his first and his last name?" "Yeah." "Been there, done that." "No, Bindair." "Been dere, oh!" "She liked that one." "She's laughing." "I told you." "Oh!" "Did it take my son that long to get it?" "No." "Well, thank you, boys." "Thank you very much for thatjoke." "We needed that." "Yeah." "Oh hey, yeah good, hey man." "I thought for sure it was, you know, over, after, after you know..." "I keep thinking about it over and over, like, I recall that day so clear, it's like slow-mo sometimes." "For awhile there we sort of stopped talking to each other." "It wasn't even about Farrel or nothing, it was just us sort of yelling, but I think deep down that's what it was about he's been going to the hospital quite a bit, and he's just getting some tests done, and uh, apparently he's got one more big test, and once they give him that clear, it's looking good, but we don't know yet, so otherwise he might have to keep getting treated, you know." "The chemo was sort of like a downhill battle, 'cause..." "I wasn't doing nothing, I was just getting sicker and sicker and like, no energy and all that stupid shit, but now..." "I'm slowly building up." "Fuck, I don't know, we'll see." "He doesn't look too happy today." "Hey Deaner." "Easy, easy." "Whoa, easy there, Terry." "Imagine you had a truck up on the hoist, and you're fixing it, and you're fixing, you're replacing the brake lines, but the whole time you're worried one day the brake line might break, like that's just kind of dumb." "Yeah, yeah, you just fixed it." "Yeah, but you're working on it." "So you've, it's like, maybe if you knew the brake lines were fucked, and you kept driving, then you could go oh shit." "Yeah." "You're getting your brake lines put it right now." "Oh, he's been doing good, you know, he's a tough guy right down there from the head to the heart, and uh, he's been helping me out real good." "Like I say, Terry's my best buddy." "Him joking around keeps me joking around too, you know." "Like some nights, I'll just be like, fuck, Terry, I wanna sleep, and he'll just be like, c'mon fuckin' baldy." "Do you have any with booze in them?" "Will that be all?" "Yeah, that's everything." "All together?" "Yeah." "But Terry, he just treats me like old Deaner you know?" "Basically what I want to do is just get back, on the in the saddle, so to speak, startjamming again." "You tell me right now that the results are bad, I go, okay, fuck wheel me into the fuckin' ward there, I'll giv'er again... 'cause I ain't gonna let it you know, kill me, capture me take me down now, eh." "Before I was kind of stupid, I was like fuck, I don't care, but now I kind of care, like I don't..." "I'm not gonna let no cancer take me down." "There's no way." "Thank you all for, uh, coming today to celebrate, uh life and friends and family." "Tomorrow we're gonna have some big news of what's gonna be happening with Dean." "And um, his tasks in life are done and we'll see what's going to happen tomorrow, but he's been a wonderful son and a treasure and a treat and I love you very much." "Anyway, praise the Lord and let's eat!" "Count our blessings!" "The chemotherapy does knock him down a little bit but he's coping it, with a pretty good sense of humor and that's the bottom line." "Fuck, they took out, along with my nut they took out my urethra." "I don't know if they actually did it." "That's gotta be a record." "I was under a lot of anaesthetic when they said what else do you want done?" "You're so full of shit." "Well Dean's, uh, Dean's a trooper." "He came into this pretty sort of fixated on his, on what he was losing." "I guess is, under the circumstances you can understand that." "First of all, it's - it's one of two organs and you actually don't need both of them to function." "And what's function is to be fertile." "So, he's still producing sperm, so if" " He can have children." "It doesn't affect his sexual performance, so he's realized all these plusses and he's turned around and he's feeling great." "The last time I was there, he said next time we see you we'll have some positive results." "Certain results..." "I guess, would be a better - the better description." "He said he was gonna come, you know." "Maybe he worked late on a Saturday, maybe he worked through the softball game too, you know." "There he is." "Hey." "Hey, you look like one of the three stooges." "Yeah, you look like the other two." "I think you're gonna make it." "Hey everybody, it's fuckin' Tron!" "Whooooo!" "Tron!" "Yeah!" "Let's get her going!" "Straight off, there's no pretty picture here." "This is the most aggressive tumor he could have had so the outlook is actually bad." "I phoned the hospital arranged to, uh, give him my extra one, but, they said, that, uh, the scrotum of an average man couldn't handle such a big one, so." "There's still only a 40% chance that he will be disease-free at the end of this treatment process." "You know what?" "Either way, regardless of what tomorrow says to me, whether the doctor says pain or the forecast says rain." "I don't fuckin' care." "Deaner's gonna keep on givin'er." "And that's all there is to it." "You guys, right from the horse's mouth, eh?" "I'm gonna keep on givin'er." "And if it takes another couple months or a couple of years we'll be right back here next year." "One news can nudge your head long into, you know, down, and the other news can sort of flip you around and push you back." "I feel like I'm going fuckin' mental here that's how I feel, like waiting." "Hi Dean." "Oh, hey Dr. Lim." "I just want you to understand perfectly that uh the results show that there's absolutely no spread, okay?" "So that's good, right?" "That's very good." "Aw, right on!" "If there was spread, the prognosis is much worse." "I don't want to pull" " Make unnecessarily, uh, better than what it is." "It's still a serious disease, okay?" "With no spread, with chemotherapy, with radiation therapy, there is still an outside chance many years from now, okay?" "Okay." "But as far as follow-up goes, you, you'll have the scheduled six-monthly and yearly visits." "You tell me when to come down here, doc and I'll fuckin' be here, so." "Sure, great." "Excellent." "'Cause I really don't know why he didn't lose his moustache hair." "Kind mind-boggling, I guess." "Kind of medical miracle but I don't have a good explanation for why." "Oh, hey Dean, how's it going?" "It's going." "What'd he say?" "Can I have a smoke?" "Give me a smoke, man, seriously." "Dean, you're not supposed to smoke." "He said it might make you sicker." "Yeah, doesn't seem to matter no more." "What are you talking about?" "Well I don't really seem to have a lot of, a lot time left." "Really?" "Yeah." "He said you're go" " Gonna die?" "Could we go out for lunch or something?" "Yeah?" "..." "Like right now?" "When are you..." "Like, I might not, I, I don't have..." "He said you were gonna die?" "Yeah, I don't really have a lot of time." "So we should go for lunch right now." "Are you" " Are you all right?" "Are you all right?" "Dean." "Actually, Terry." "Yes, what?" "We might not even be able to make it through lunch unless we go somewhere close." "Sure, let's go, you wanna have lunch?" "Sure, I'll buy you lunch." "I might only 12 or 13 minutes left." "Fuck you!" "Terry!" "I'm calling!" "What a jackass." "What a f..." "you're an asshole." "Terry, don't leave me!" "Don't leave me." "If you tell anyone I fuckin' hugged you..." "I won't tell them you hugged me." "I'll tell them you fuckin' tried to stick your tongue down my throat." "To Farrel." "To Farrel."