"The way you press Mike at ping-pong is such a turn on.You wanna... you know, I'd love to." "But I'm a little tired." "I will put a pillowcase over my head." "You're on." "Hey." "what's up?" "well.Okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way ,there is no law against." "And I'm gonna grab some food ,so if you wanna..." "Is that Ross?" "Yeah, you can hear everything through the stupid walls." "Sounds like he's with someone." "He could be alone, this morning I heard him do push-up and then talk to his triceps." "Wait a minute, I think phoebe is right." "Yeah I hear someone else in his room." "Dr. Geller." "God you are amazing." "I'd even ask you to call me that." "Oh my God that's Charlie." "She's cheating on Joey with Ross!" "Oh, tart floosie giant!" "I'm not sure about this." "Yeah you're right." "This is none of our business." "No." "I'm not sure that is the best way we hear everything.Someone get me a glass." "I'm not gonna do this." "I'm not gonna eaves drop on my friend." "Oh.." "I can't believe I'm kissing you." "I'm kissing rachel." "I know, I'm her." "Rachel and Joey." "It's Rachel and Joey." "What?" "!" "Get over here!" "OMG, I love how thin these walls are." "Thank you." "Hey, you know before you said that nothing could happen between us.why changed!" "I only say that because of Ross." "And I saw him kissing Charlie." "What?" "Ross and Charlie?" "Wow, she is really making her way through the group?" "ah. who am I to talk?" "I can't believe this." "Rachel and Joey?" "How about the dinosaur twins in the other room?" "No one is manning that wall!" "I'm on it." "Anything?" "I think I hear the curtain's closing." "I got shoes been kicked off over here." "Bedsprings!" "Unmistakable!" "You do realise that's your brother!" "NOT until you said it." "Somebody switch!" "Ouch." "Damn it!" "Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel." "Phoebe and MIke.we're the only people leaving with the same person we came with!" "That's not true.I came with Monica, I'm leaving with weird AL." "Okay I've had it with the hair jokes.tomorrow morning before we leave I'm going to salon." "Okay, Buckwheat." "You gotta hear this." "It's great, it's like free porn." "Is everything okay?" "Yes, it's just I don't think I can do this." "Oh." "Is that because of what might be on the bedspread?" "Cause I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ...." "No.no,no." "Look I need to talk to Joey." "I mean you guys just broke up.before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it." "I..." "I completely understand." "Alright." "I'm gonna to find him." "I just need a second before I can... ,you know." "Grandma, grandma..." " Okay I'll see you later." " Okay." "That's the door." "He's gone." "And she's turning on the TV, and watching"Miss congeniality!"" "Honey.If you know it through a wall, you know it too well." "Hey what are you guys doing?" "Oh, we're just, we're sad to go." "So we're just saying goodbye to the hotel.I love you." "Paradise Hotel." "Golf, resort and spa." "Yeah, we had a great time, thank you." "Bye." "Okay." "Hey!" "You guys seen Joey anywhere?" "He's probably in this room with his current girl friend Charlie." "That's the situation we know it." "Well if you see him ,please tell him I'm looking for him?" "You got it." "Thanks." "Thank you." "Other wall,people, other wall." "Rach, are you there?" "My god, that's Ross.What are we gonna do?" "Okay just be calm ,just be calm for all I know it." "We are just hanging out together.Okay just be nonchalant." "That's not nonchalant." "No idea." "What does that mean?" "Okay just hide." "Rach." "Coming." "Trying the bed. trying the bed." "There is no room under the bed." "Is everything okay?" "Yeah." "Hey." "Hi" "You know where Joey is?" "I really don't." " Can I talk to you for a moment?" " Yeah, sure." "I can't believe this." "Have you guys been..." "Shh!" ".." "Listening side of the wall." "Then she told me she and Joey had broken up." "And that part of the reason is that she had feelings for me." "Aha." "Alright." "Yeah." "And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her." "I know, it's been really hard for you." "Anyway one thing led to another, before you know it we , we were kissing." "I mean, how angry do you think Joey could be?" "That is hard to say, Ross, that is hard to say." "Y'know, I gotta to find him." "He's got be here some place!" "You would think." "Joey," "Is he gone?" "How're you doing this?" "Pss..." "Ah, what, hey,what are you." "what is this." "Have you guys been listening this entire time?" "Yeah." "Now what is this?" "What is this?" "Well let's see, we kissed for 10 minutes and then now we are talking to our friends about it." "So I guess this is sixth grade!" "Have you thought about how complicated this could get?" "What about Ross?" "Look, he's with Charlie now." "Yep but he wants to talk to you before anything really happens with her." "As his friend, I mean do you think he deserve the same thing from you?" "You are the pain in my ass, Geller." "Alright, look ,you guys look.we appreciate all the advice but this is between Joey and me, and I think we can handle it." " Okay well we'll go back in there." "But will you do one thing for us, the people who care about you?" " Sure." "Enunciate." "Get out." "You feel right?" "Probably." "Yeah.I mean maybe we should hold off until we talk to Ross." "Yeah.yeah. We can wait." "We are not doing anything tonight." "Yeah." "I think that'd be best." "So I'm gonna take off." "Although." "I like "although"." "I mean, you know.Ross and I haven't dated like six years." "six years?" "wow. it's almost as long as high school." "Plus you know he is with Charlie now." "Absolutely.He's not thinking about you." "No." "I'm thinking about you." "Yeah." "Let's forget about Ross." "He's forgotten." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Seriously, what is it?" "What's wrong?" " Sorry, I just, I can't seem to get Ross out of my head." " Maybe I can help." "Your lips are so soft.Can you do that again?" "Yeah, we need to talk to Ross." "Yeah..." "Hi.-You guys gonna go?" "Not quite." "Monica's still in the salon and I'm just finishing packing." "Dude.You are not taking your bible?" "You're not supposed to take that.besides it's the new testment.what do you gonna do with it?" "Learn about Jesus." "Hey." "So did you talk to Joey?" "No, no.I couldn't find him.I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane." "Sounds like a good idea." "Dr." "Geller." " STOP it." "P.H.D." "You're filthy." "Hey, have you guys seen Monica?" "No, actually I think she went to the salon." "Oh yeah, she went to salon alright." "shake it out." "Whose day just got better." "Chandler!" "Hey, Ah......" "What do you think?" "I think, i think I can see your scalp." "Don't you just love it?" "Yeah, you got shellfish in your head." "It's sorta something.You go girl friend." " You never said that in your life,have you?" " Not once." "Okay listen to this." "What do you know, it's a treat for the eyes, and the ears." "It's kinda weird to sit next to Charlie after we broke up." "Yeah, it's almost like Air barbados doesn't care about your social life." "Look does someone mind switching the sit with Charlie?" "Oh I mean , dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie." " I understand." " No, I'll do it." "I wish I could switch to someone." "I really don't wanna sit with allen iverson over there." "You know once we are in the air." "And the captain turns off the seatbelt sign, you feel free to roam around my cabin." "And you should be careful when checking you overhead lockers." " Beside it might shift during..." " Oh, you're not good at this." " You don't have to go home tonight, do you?" " Yeah I think I'd come over." "Saturday, right?" " Oh." " What?" "I can't do anything tonight." "Why not?" "I have a date." "You have.." "You have.." "You have a date?" "With whom?" "Us..." "My girl friend." " You have a girl friend?" " Yeah." "Well ,you and I broke up, I started seeing someone." "Well, for how long?" " 3 months." " 3 months?" "Okay. this is probably none of my business, but how long do you think you gonna keep seeing her?" "I will tell her it's over tonight at dinner." " I promise." " Okay, good." "You do that." "And then when you get home, maybe there will be a special delievered package waiting for you." "Maybe I'll sign for it.Tear it open." " Pull out the packing material..." " You know what,we are gonna have sex, let's just leave it at that." "Alright." "I'm gonna go talk to Joey.I think this is the right time." "He's always in a good mood after the flight attentant says, duty free." "(because Joey mixes "duty" with "doody")" "Okay, good luck." "Ross's coming over.I think that'll be a really good time to talk to him." "Oh.." "I guess so, just I'm really nervous." "Ok well keep in mind, by the time you're done, they're probably serving dinner." "Just don't nervous." "I'm gonna get lasagna." "Hey rach, do you mind if I sit here for a second?" "Dude, sure.yeah." "Hi." " So I kinda need to talk to you about Charlie." " Yeah!" "Okay, last night after you guys broke up, so sorry to hear about that.by the way." "Well Charlie and I were talking and...well" "You kissed." "Wh..ha..h.." "What?" "Wh.." "Wha.." "What will give you that idea?" "I saw ya." "Yeah we kissed." "But nothing else." "Nothing else happened okay?" " Ross Ross Ross, it's okay." " What?" "It's okay." "I totally understand.You guys make way more sense than her and I ever did." "I want you to be happy." "Are you serious?" "Yeah." " Now I have something..." " I am speechless." "I mean the fact you would put my happiness first like that ..." "I mean you are an incredible friend, you know that.." " Look , before you..." " NO." "I admit it." "I mean you are so royal man,and selfless, and generous." "I am those things,yeah." "You know I've known Chandler longer so I always think of him as my best friend." "But now, I mean I have to rethink some stuff." "Dude, Hey is there ever , anything, I could do for you?" "I can't think of anything." "Thanks ." " So, hi,so you talked to Joey?" " Oh yeah." "We had a really good talk." "Oh that's great." " So everything's okay?" " Oh no, it's great!" "It's great!" " He's amazing guy," " Oh well, obviously I think so, too." "Well, I'm so excited about this." "Really?" "excited?" "Are you kidding?" "I've had some really dirty dreams about it." "Excuse me." "You didn't tell him!" "did you?" "I couldn't." "He was saying all these really nice things about me." "I didn't want him to get mad and take them all back." "I'm gonna edge out Chandler!" "Oh God.ALright, fine." "YOu know what Joey forget it.when we go back I will tell him." "Thank you.I appreciate that." "Hi Mike's place." "Hey it's Mike." "Oops that was fast." "Oh no, she's not here yet." "You know I think I just gonna take off and then break up with her over the phone." "You can't do that." "Oh come on,Mike, Strap on a pair." "Well you just tell her that we got back together." "You know women will appreciate honesty." "Well so appreciate gentle spanking once known odd stuff FYI." "One more thing , there might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table." "Her name's Precious?" "is she a purebreed or did you pick her up at the pound?" "Anyway , I just wanna give a heads up." "Okay and if she gets upset,just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap." "Hi I'm Precious." "Who are you?" "I'm.." "I'm phoebe." "Phoebe?" "Mike's ex-girl friend?" "Phoebe the love of his life?" "that phoebe?" "Enchante" "Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see me!" "You go back till tomorrow night, right?" " Yeah." " So if you wanna people see then by definition you are not having them taken out say to break it down?" "Well if I have them taken out." "Then I have to be able do this." "You like that, right?" "What are you singing?" "It's Bolero.From ten." "It's Ride of the Valkyries from Apocalypse Now." "See, here is the thing, the cornrow's really a solution for your frizzy hair problem." "And now that we are home , you don't have that problem anymore." "So if you think about it." "I hate them." "What, you said you like them." "Did I?" "Let's refresh." "I believe what I said was that I can see your scalp!" "Fine." "So you don't like them." "Everybody else does." "Again, let's journey back." "As I recalled, what Rachel said was she never noticed the shape of your skull before." "And Joey, well, Joey didn't reallise there was anything different." "You know what, I don't care." "I like it like this." "And I'm gonna keep this." "You're just jealous because your hair can't do this." " Hit yourself in the tooth?" " And the eyes." "Hi." "There she is." "Emma,OMG, I miss you.emma, I miss you so much." "Did you have a good time with granda Green?" "Did she give you a bottle of Anti-Depresent to use a rattle?" "That was one time Ross and it was only like 5 milograms." "Oh, hey, Emma, Daddy had some presents for you." "Okay, okay.I want you to wait right here.sweetie." "Ross, actually there is something that I really need to talk about." "Ok, shoot." "Okay, alright here is the deal." "Oh, no." "What is it?" "Oh major shampoo explosion." "Oh look Ross this really isn't easy." "Oh it's all about everything." "Why, why me." "Because you took 300 bottles of shampoo?" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you were saying?" "Well, yeah, it's about me and ... oh not another one!" "Oh it's moisturizer,it's even harder to clean!" "Why , why the bad things happen to good people?" "Wow, well clearly this's not the good time." "Not to think." "Okay ,bye." "Alright, so Mike's on the way over." "You thought you guys are meeting here.and he thought you're meeting at the restaurant." "you know, doesn't really matter who's right or wrong." "The point is, I'm gonna take off." "I'm not letting you leaving until you tell me what's going on here." "I mean are you guys getting back together or something?" "Alright." "Suzie, can I call you Suzie?" "My name is Precious!" "I can't say that." "Suzie..." "I'm gonna be straight with you." "Mike and I are back together." "And unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him and he's very sorry about that." "And wish you the best of luck with all your endeavors." "I just can't believe this." "Why?" "well, I don't" "Why would he do this?" "I mean what's wrong with me?" "Nothing, there's nothing wrong with you." "I mean , what's the hell am I supposed to do now?" "Damn it, woman ,pull yourself together!" "Have some pride for the love of GOD!" "Okay, not the fan of the tough love." "I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning." "But he didn't really know." "I mean he wasn't planning on coming barbados and proposing to me." "He propose to you?" "This's the worst birthday ever!" "Look, Precious, Mike's not worth this." "You're attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it Mike's kinda a wing." "I mean he proposed to me while he's still seeing you." "He was gonna break up with you in your birthday." "And I don't like to kiss-and-tell." "but he cheated on you a lot this weekend." "OMG you know, maybe you're right." "Maybe I don't need him" "I deserve be treated with respect." "Screw you , Mike, you're coward and bastard and I hope you rot in hell." "You're welcome" "Honey." "You've been in there for a long time." "Is everything okay?" "Not really." " I have a problem." " Really?" "What happened?" "Well, I was dancing around, and singing "No Woman, No Cry"..." "And I got stuck." "You can't move at all?" "Oh, I can move." "I guess so." " Some of these look a little frayed" " Yeah I tried to gnaw myself free." "Hey." "Hi." "So, did you tell Ross." "No I tried but he had a shampoo related emergency." "So I guess now it's your turn again." "Nooooooo, I think it's better for you to tell him." "You know it's easier for a woman ." "I mean you know if he getss mad , all you have to do is go" "I didn't mean it, I'm so sorry." "Yeah, that's what we do." "Alright, okay, how about this, how about this," "Tomorrow, tomorrow we both go and we'll tell him together." "Okay, sounds fair, that just means once again we..." "I know, I know," "That's okay, I mean we can control ourselves." "we're not animals..." "No!" "Of course we can wait." "Alright so I guess that means good night then." "Yep." "Good night." " Good night." " Good night." " Seriously ,you're not..." " Stop saying good night." " okay!" "I'm so sorry." "Look what I found in drawer," "And you said I never wear this." "Now that I untangled you, how about you do a little something for me?" "Sure, what do you have in mind?" "I think you know." "Really?" "But I don't really feel like it." "This is what I want to do." "Okay, I just don't get why you like it so much."