"You're watching The Last Man on Earth." "Yes!" "Catch all-new episodes Sundays." "And check out our other Fox programs," "Bob's Burgers..." "Whoo!" "Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Family Guy." " Can me and Ramon go ride shirtless bikes?" "Only on Fox." "Hello, everyone." "Everyone, can I have your attention, please?" "Hello?" "Ron, Lily, nice to see you." "Welcome, everyone." "As you know, my name is Pamela Brinton." "And I always say it feeds the soul to do good deeds." "So, tonight, I want all of our souls to get absolutely stuffed." "Ha-ha!" "As you know, my tireless work with the Pamela Brinton Foundation has saved 4,000 lives." "That's 28,000 lives in dog years." "Yep." "Canine hip dysplasia." "It robs a dog of its mobility, its dignity, its very cani-ninity." "That's not a word." "What was that, Catherine?" "Uh, that's not a word." "Please, continue." "Imagine how scared you would be if you lost your mobility, your legs, all the..." "Allen." "Thank you for coming." "Didn't know you were gonna be here tonight." "Nice to see you." "Okay, auction time." "Seems like everyone here has got the fever for the flavor." "Well, except for Catherine, avowed cat lover." "No judgment." "Judgment." "I kid!" "Well, my nickname is Cat, so..." "I suppose my husband Robert is the real Cat lover." "Well, I guess my name would be Dogela 'cause I like dogs." "Doesn't mean anything." "Oh, my God!" "Th-That's just Leonard." "He's just trying to make tonight about him." "Get your own charity, Leonard." "Stop trying to horn in here." "Um..." "All right, well, let's get this auction started, right?" "♪ Who let the auction out?" "♪" "♪ Who, who, who, who ♪" "♪ Who let the auction out?" "♪" "♪ Who, who. ♪" "Ooh, Jeremy, yes, you are, you're my cutie." "Ah, thank you, Christina." "That will be all." "Alana, what are the headlines?" "Flooding in Tennessee is expected to continue through the weekend." "President Pence plans to visit the affected areas." "The Federal Pandemic Agency has released new guidelines for combating the emerging viral outbreak." "Ooh, Alana." "Little dark today." "How about a joke?" "Why did the banker quit his job?" "He lost interest." "What?" "!" "Interest!" "Oh, I needed that." "Oh, guess what I heard about" "Catherine and Robert." "They bought another home." "Guess where it is." "London?" "They wish." "It's under the ground." "What do you mean?" "It's a bunker." "It's, like, a bomb shelter or something where paranoid people go and live when they think it's the end of the world." "It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." "I mean, talk about overreacting." "It's just a bad flu season." "You wash your hands, you don't buy a bunker." "Am I right?" "What are they, mole people?" "Mole people?" "Benjamin!" "Oh, you are giving Alana a run for her money." "Mole people." "♪ ♪" "Oh, no." "This place is an absolute pigsty." "Where in the hell is Christina?" "Oh, Christina texted." "She died." "What?" "Her daughter or someone texted." "You okay?" "There's got to be a vaccine." "Pamela, we talked about this." "There is no vaccine." "Well, something fishy's going on, if you ask me." "You mean to tell me the President of the United States doesn't have a vaccine?" "Yeah, right!" "And there's the presidential hearse, as they head towards Arlington Cemetery." "Michael Richard Pence, 46th President of the United States, dead at the age of 61." "President Paul Davis Ryan Jr...." "President Rex Wayne Tillerson..." "President Steven Terner Mnuchin..." "President Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions..." "President Betsy DeVos, dead at the age of 61." "♪ ♪" "Catherine?" "Pamela!" "Is that you?" "I love your bag... outfit." "Yes, well, safety first, you know?" "And that's always in fashion." "Yeah." "Yes." "So... interesting times." "Hmm." "How's Benjamin?" "Oh, he's good." "We made love this morning." "Mmm." "With all the bells and whistles." "And, uh, Robert?" "Oh, he's a little under the weather." "So, um, when do you head off to your little... bunkery place?" "We have to wait a little bit." "They make you take a physical before you enter, so..." "Just a precaution." "I didn't know you had a dog." "I don't." "Well, I, uh... should be going." "Oh..." "Benjamin?" "Benjamin?" "Benjamin, the door's locked." "What are you doing in there?" "I think it's best that I stay in here for the time being." "Do you have it?" "I think so." "Well, would, uh, you... would you like me to make you some soup?" "Get out of here." "Who knows what I've touched?" "It could be anywhere." "I'm not leaving you!" "You have to." "Where would I go?" "I don't know." "Anywhere." "Just leave here now." "Oh, my God." "Now!" "Fine!" "I'll leave!" "But, Benjamin I'm making you that soup in my heart." "And I'm eating it in mine." "Catherine?" "Catherine?" "Hello?" "You here?" "Oh, God, oh, God." "What am I doing?" "Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!" "What am I doing?" "Catherine?" "Are you alive?" "I'm gonna poke your buns a little bit." "Oh, God." "♪ ♪" "Uh, thank you." "♪ ♪" "♪ ♪" "Okay." "Air seal initiated." "Whew." "Is this the master?" "I love it." "She said, sarcastically." "Refried beans?" "Why didn't you fry 'em right the first time?" "Ugh." "Gross." "Oh." "Well, this is fun." "Let's see what else we have." "Desert." "Rain forest." "City street." "Prairie." "Country field with an old red barn." "Sphinx!" "Mobile surveillance system initiated." "Mobile what?" "Use the control surface to pilot your Breathe Systems drone." "Drone?" "No, no, no, no, no." "Drone?" "No." "Uh, log off." "Log down." "Uh, Sphinx please." "Sphinx?" "Unstable." "Unstable." "Where am I?" "What is this?" "Returning to charge station." "Yes, please." "It's about time." "Sheesh." "Sphinx!" "There she is." "He?" "Aren't you gonna eat?" "Look, I know things are grim, but at least we're safe here." "And I bet you there are lots of other bunkers out there just filled with scientists working on a vaccine as we speak." "And once they figure it out, they'll give us the all clear, and we'll be able go back home." "So hang in there." "We just have to wait for the all clear." "Until then, we'll make our own fun, won't we?" "Okay." "Dig in." "I made it myself." "Come on." "Hey!" "All right." "All right, there you go, Pamela." "Leveling off." "Oh!" "I can see everything." "♪ I don't want to take it anymore... ♪" "Well, well, well." "If it isn't news anchor Lester Holt." "Today's news: yum, yum." "Happy Halloween, Jeremy!" "♪ 'Cause I work so hard to make it every day... ♪" "Oh." "What do we have over here?" "Oh." "Well, it's been a tough year." "But we made it through." "Without you, I'm afraid I'm afraid I might have given up." "So thank you." "And Merry Christmas." "I love..." "Oh." "There he goes." "Milk." "Milk." "Milk." "Come on, you can say it." "Milk." "All right, fine." "That's enough for today." "But mark my words... you will talk." "Milk." "Milk." "Milk." "Milk." "Milk!" "Damn it, Jeremy!" "You're not even trying!" "Do you even want this?" "Just say it!" "I'm not talking to you." "Beach." "Mountain." "Desert." "City." "Farm." "Antiques." "Peru." "Prairie." "Stream." "Everest." "Dune." "Raccoon." "Roller coaster." "Hilltop." "School." "Fancy party." "Oh, Jeremy." "Dinner is served." "Come on, Jeremy." "Come on." "Come on, you little dum-dum." "Good boy." "Do you know you're eating cat food?" "And you look like a fool." "What would your parents think?" "You'd be the laugh of the kennel." "You give me that." "Did you want to eat it?" "You can't have it." "Say "milk."" "Just say it!" "No, no." "No, no." "Who did this?" "Jeremy!" "In or out?" "Make up your mind." "You want to go out there?" "'Cause you certainly don't seem very happy in here." "Is that what you want?" "Okay." "Here's your chance." "So what's it gonna..." "Jeremy!" "Jeremy!" "Jeremy!" "Jeremy." "♪ ♪" "Jeremy." "♪ ♪" "Well, go figure." "You're a cat person that eats dog food, and I'm a dog person that eats cat food." "I guess we're more alike than I thought." "♪ ♪" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!" "Oh!" "Can you hear me?" "!" "Oh, can you, can you hear me up here?" "!" "Oh!" "My-my name is, uh, Pamela Brinton!" "Oh!" "Look at me!" "Can you hear me?" "!" "Can-can you see me?" "!" "Battery low." "Drone returning to charge." "No." "No, no, no." "No, no, no battery low." "No!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "Mobile surveillance system recharged." "Oh." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, it's real." "Hello!" "Can you hear me?" "!" "I'm nice, too!" "I'm not afraid!" "Hi!" "My name is Pamela Brinton." "Uh, je m'appelle Pamela Brinton." "I'm in a bunker!" "Please come find me!" "No!" "Fatal error." "Unit lost." "♪ ♪" "Uncle Stinky." "Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH." "You've just watched." "The Last Man on Earth." 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"And I think that that can be very appealing, when you have a chance to reinvent yourself." "You always know just what to say." "You complete me." "Ah!" "Dan will be visiting colonial times." "He'll be visiting the early 1920s Chicago." "I am Al Capone." "He gets to deal with Paul Revere." "Is it true that you've been courting Deborah Revere?" "Your girlfriend is Paul Revere's daughter?" "Yes?" "The British can wait until I find and kill Deborah's suitor." "I'm Tom Cruise." "This is Magic Johnson." "So his romance may or may not have screwed up the American Revolution." "So, in 2016, black people and white people are friends?" "Yes, exactly." "Not at all." "What?"