" I'M SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE JERSEY SHORE, BITCH!" " PARTY'S HERE, TIMES TWO!" " I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO, LIKE," "BLOW THE [bleep] SPEAKERS OFF THIS HOUSE." "both:" "PARTY'S HERE!" " WHAT ARE THE SITUATIONS WITH THE ROOMS RIGHT NOW?" " YOU'RE UPSTAIRS." " FOR REAL?" "WHY RON AND SAMMI PICKED A ROOM WITH THREE BEDS IS BAFFLING." " SO WHERE DO YOU LIVE?" " JERSEY." " WHERE?" " BITCH, JUST TELL ME WHERE THE [bleep] YOU'RE FROM." "I TRIED." " APPARENTLY DEENA KNOWS SNOOKI FROM HOME." "SO THEY'RE B.F.F.S." "IT'S THREE AGAINST ONE." " MIKE, COME CUDDLE WITH ME." " [laughter]" " YOU LAUGHED AT ME FOR NO REASON!" " I'M STILL LAUGHING AT YOU." " YOU SLUTTY-ASS BITCH!" " I'LL [bleep]ING POUND YOU, BITCH!" " STEP OUT OF IT!" " PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME." " HIT ME." "[Get Crazy by LMFAO]" " DJ PAULY DELVECCHIO!" " I'M GOING TO THE JERSEY SHORE, BITCH!" " ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A SITUATION." " I'M THE SWEETEST BITCH YOU'LL EVER MEET." " [laughing]" " AFTER I HAVE SEX WITH A GUY, I WILL RIP THEIR HEADS OFF." " GO VINNY!" "GO VINNY!" " UM, HELLO!" " ¶ IF YOU WANNA HAVE FUN AND DO SOMETHING CRAZY ¶" " DON'T YOU HOLLER AT ME, BITCH!" " YOU ARE A [bleep]ING SLUTTY-ASS" " ALL RIGHT, SNOOKI." " YOU NEED TO RELAX," "'CAUSE YOU'RE A [bleep]ING LOSER FROM POUGHKEEPSIE." " I HAVE BRUISES!" " FROM ME, FROM ME!" " FROM YOU, BITCH!" "FROM YOU--STEP OUT OF IT!" " SAM AND DEENA ARE GOING AT IT." "THEN JENNI GETS INVOLVED." "IT'S, LIKE, [bleep]ING DING DING DING, ROUND TWO." " PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME." " HIT ME." " YO." "YO, STOP!" " GET OFF!" " OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!" " GET OFF, VINNY!" "GET OFF!" "GET OFF!" " OH!" " STUPID BITCH." " IT'S GONNA BE AN INTERESTING [bleep]ING SUMMER." " ALL RIGHT, RONNIE." "CANNOT BELIEVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND STAYS WITH YOU" "WHEN YOU TREAT HER LIKE [bleep]ING TRASH." " SO NOW HE TREATS ME BAD?" " HE DOES, AND I [bleep] TRY TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU AND..." " I TRY TOO!" " LET YOU KNOW" " I TRY TOO, TO BE YOUR FRIEND." " LET YOU KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING." "I GAVE YOU FIVE TRIES." " SHUT UP!" " YOU WERE MY GOOD FRIEND." " I WAS!" " THAT'S FOR ME TO FIND OUT." "YOU [bleep]ED ME." " HOW MANY TIMES DID I TRY AND TELL YOU" "THAT RONNIE WAS CHEATING ON YOU, YOU DUMBASS?" " IT'S BEEN A CRAZY NIGHT." "COME ON, EVERYBODY JUST" "EVERYBODY GO TO BED, COME ON." " AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN MIAMI," "I AM DONE WITH SAM." "I'M A NICE PERSON, I GAVE HER SO MANY TRIES." "I REALLY THINK SHE'S [bleep]ED UP IN THE HEAD." "AND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE STILL WITH THE KID," "IT'S SO [bleep]ING EMBARRASSING." " SNOOKI, I'VE HAD ENOUGH." "I'VE HAD ENOUGH." " YOU COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT." " EVERYBODY UPSTAIRS." " I WAS A [bleep]ING GOOD FRIEND TO YOU," "AND YOU [bleep]ING BLEW ME OFF." "SO [bleep] YOU!" "SAMMI, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST BITCH I HAVE EVER MET" "IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." "HEY." "I LIKE THE FACT THAT SAM STANDS UP FOR HERSELF" "AND SHE DOESN'T TAKE [bleep], YOU KNOW?" "I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE [bleep] FROM ANYBODY." " YOU WERE SO RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID SHE IS JUST A MEAN PERSON." " SHE'S A MEAN GIRL." " WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THAT GIRL." " SHE'S A [bleep]ING MEAN GIRL." " IN MIAMI." " SHE'S A MEAN GIRL." "AND THE FACT THAT SHE ATTACKED YOU LIKE THAT" "THAT'S NOT OKAY." " I DID NOT COME HERE TO FIGHT, RON." " I KNOW." "[bleep]ING KIDDIE BULL[bleep]." "THAT'S WHAT IT IS, YOU KNOW?" " THEN WHY'D YOU RUN HER DOWN THEN?" " 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE THAT LITTLE BITCH." "SHE [bleep] JUST CAME INTO-- THIS IS MY HOUSE, BITCH." " HOW COME YOU JUST WOULDN'T BE LIKE," ""SNOOKI, I DON'T LIKE YOU."" "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT?" " I SAID IT." "YOU SAID--I SAID, "YOU [bleep]ING FAKE," I TOLD HER." "I SAID, "YOU'RE [bleep]ING FAKE." "WAS LIKE "EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS [bleep]ING FAKE," I SAID." "AND THAT'S WHEN JENNI GOT INVOLVED." "THAT'S WHEN JENNI MADE A COMMENT." " I DON'T LIKE JWOWW, I'M NOT A FAN OF SNOOKI." "WHO KNOWS WHO THIS NEW GIRL IS?" "IT WAS, LIKE, ME AGAINST THE THREE [bleep]ING" "TRASH BAGS IN THE HOUSE." "THAT'S HOW I FELT LIKE." "WANNA JUST GO TO BED?" " READY?" "WE'LL GET THROUGH IT." "ALL RIGHT?" " I'M GONNA MAKE MORE DRINKS." "I--I CAN'T LET THIS GO." "I'M SO OVER RON AND SAM." "I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT [bleep]ING DRAMA RIGHT NOW." "I JUST WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME." "[belches]" " ME AND SNOOKI CAN HAVE FUN JUST, LIKE, BY OURSELVES." " CAN I SIT IN THERE?" "I'M LITTLE." "[snorts]" " AH!" " 'CAUSE WE'RE LIKE, SERIOUS, TWO PEAS IN A POD." "LIKE, WE'RE EXACT SAME SIZE," "LIKE, SAME BODY SHAPE KIND OF." "LIKE, WE'RE, LIKE, SUCH A BLAST." " LET ME GET ON THE OTHER SIDE." " READY?" " SIT ON THAT SIDE." " MIGHT KICK US OUT." " AHH!" " ARE WE GOOD?" " YEAH." "[both screaming] [ukulele music]" " LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE." "[giggling]" "¶ ARE YOU HOLDING STEADY ¶" "¶ ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMETHING ¶" "¶ GOOD TO COME ¶" "¶ JUST SAVE YOUR MONEY ¶ ¶" " GOOD MORNING, SNOOKI." "MORNING, JENNI." "[smooch]" "ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY'S GOOD?" "ALL RIGHT." "GOOD MORNING, PIMPS." "YOU GUYS, UH, GETTING UP IN A LITTLE BIT?" "ALL RIGHT." "COME ON, GUYS, GET UP." "AND I WANT, LIKE, YOU GUYS TO NOT" "LIKE, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS, LIKE A BIG ARGUMENT LAST NIGHT, [bleep] IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "WE'RE--WE'RE [bleep], LIKE A FAMILY AND ALL, SO" " ENOUGH WITH THE FAMILY [bleep], MIKE." " OKAY, HOLD [bleep] IT, DUDE." "I'M TRYING TO INVOLVE YOU WITH EVERYTHING, YOU [bleep]." "I'M TRYING TO INVOLVE YOU GUYS AND MAKE SURE" "IT'S NOT AWKWARD WITH IT-- WITH ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT?" " I'M TIRED OF THE WHOLE FAMILY BULL[bleep] ALREADY," "LIKE, YOU KNOW?" " I MEAN, IF ANYBODY COULD HELP THESE TWO CRAZY INDIVIDUALS," "IT'S BE SITCH." "AND I TRIED." "BUT, UM..." "IT BACKFIRED." " RONNIE!" " I WANNA GO TO THE GYM." "I WANNA GO TO THE GYM." "MIKE, YOU READY?" " YEP." " AHH!" " SO WE'LL GO TANNING AND THEN HIT THE BAR?" " YEAH, WE'LL GO TANNING AND GET A COCKTAIL," "LIKE A MIMOSA OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT." " I [bleep]ING LOVE YOU." "OH, MY GOD." "WHOO!" "[energetic rock music]" " LET'S GO." "¶ ¶" " DID SAM GO TO THE GYM WITH THEM THIS MORNING?" " PROBABLY." "SHE'S PROBABLY SITTING THERE," "WATCHING RONNIE LIFT." "[laughter]" "¶ ¶" " SHE'S AN [bleep]." " LIKE, YOU SAID SOMETHING, REMEMBER?" "LIKE, BEFORE IT--ALL THE FIGHTS WENT DOWN." "YOU WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, EVERYWHERE RONNIE WALKS," "SHE WALKS."" " YEAH, EVERYWHERE HE WALKS, SHE, LIKE, WATCHES." "SHE'S LIKE A HAWK." "SHE'S PROBABLY RONNIE'S BACKPACK." "EVERYWHERE HE GOES IN THE CLUB." "SHE'S A FEMALE BACKPACK." " SHE'S A STALKER, MAN." "¶ EVIL HAS ITS WAYS ¶" "¶ TO OVER-CONQUER GOOD ¶" "¶ I'M DOING THINGS I NEVER SHOULD ¶" "¶ ¶" " PAULY." " WHAT?" " YOU THINK THE NEW GIRL'S BOOBS ARE REAL OR FAKE?" " THEY'RE [bleep]ING REAL AS [bleep]." "I TOUCHED THEM." "[laughter]" " JENNI!" " YEAH?" " DO YOU THINK THE NEW GIRL'S BOOBS ARE REAL OR FAKE?" " I DON'T KNOW." "WHY?" " JUST WONDERIN'." "I PERSONALLY LIKE FAKE BOOBS." " GET THEM OUT OF HERE." " YOU LIKE 'EM LIKE YOU LIKE YOUR GIRL'S EYES--COCKEYED." "[laughter]" " I CAN'T FIND MY HAIRDRYER." " NEW GIRL!" " NEW GIRL, WHAT'S IN A REAL BOOB?" " I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, FAT?" " TOLD YOU." " FAT TISSUE OR MILK?" " I THINK IT'S, LIKE, FAT TISSUE." "NO, YOU ONLY GET MILK IN IT IF YOU'RE, LIKE, PREGNANT I THINK." " SAYS WHAT?" "[crash] [bleep] [laughing]" " OH!" "I GOT JUICE ALL OVER ME." " THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID." "[laughter]" " ARE YOU GONNA FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE I GO IN THE CLUB?" "SHE IS A PARASITE." "ALL RIGHT, CAN SOMEBODY HIDE ME?" "AND I AM THE HOST." " HOLY [bleep], BROTHER." "TURN AROUND." "[girl squeals]" " WE GOT ONE CHICK" " COME HERE." "AND WE GOT TWO DUDES." "AND NOW WE GOTTA CHOOSE." "COULD BE A GOOD TIME." "[laughter]" "[fast rock music]" "¶ ¶" " AHH!" " I REALLY CUT MYSELF SHAVING BAD." " WHAT WERE YOU SHAVING, YOUR FAKE ASS?" "[laughter]" " NOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ASSES?" " YEAH, THEY THINK MY ASS IS FAKE, ALSO." "[laughter]" " AW, YOU GET HAIR ON YOUR ASS?" " EW!" " YUM!" " YOU GUYS COMING OUT?" "WELL, THE CAB'S COMING." "THAT'S IN 15 MINUTES." " WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?" "I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE READY IN 20 MINUTES." " [chuckles]" "I'M EATING, SORRY." " THIS IS THE FIRST NIGHT THAT WE'RE GOING OUT TO A CLUB." "AND RON AND SAM AREN'T COMING OUT." "SHOCKER." "SHOCKER!" "SO WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?" "THEY'RE GONNA, YOU KNOW, LOOK AT EACH OTHER'S EYES," "AND SAY, "OH, I LOVE YOU, BABY" ALL NIGHT?" "WE'RE IN [bleep]ING SEASIDE, BITCH." "LET'S GO TO [bleep]ING KARMA." " YEAH, I DID!" " ARE THEY HERE?" " YEAH, I DID." "[laughter]" " ¶ IT'S T-SHIRT TIME ¶" "¶ T-SHIRT TIME ¶" "¶ YO, EVERYBODY, IT'S T-SHIRT TIME ¶ ¶" "I MADE A RAP." " REALLY, VINNY?" " HEH." "IT'S HARD BEING THIS COOL, YOU KNOW?" "[spray can hissing]" " WELL, THANK GOD NONE OF US HAVE ASTHMA." "[laughter]" " ALL RIGHT, LADIES!" " WHO ARE WE WAITING FOR-- MIKE?" " YEAH." "¶ I-I-I-I-I ¶" "¶ GOT YOUR PICTURE IN MY FRONT LEFT POCKET, BABY ¶" "¶ RIGHT INSIDE MY WALLET, BABE ¶" "¶ MY RECOLLECTIONS OF THE SECTIONS IN MY MIND ¶" "¶ THAT YOU'RE NOWHERE TO FIND ¶" " READY?" "¶ JUST SIMPLY DOESN'T EXIST ¶" "¶ THIS IS HOW IT FEELS ¶" "¶ TO BE HEAD OVER HEELS ¶" "¶ YOU GOT ME UPSIDE DOWN ¶" "¶ BABE, YOU GOT ME TURNED AROUND ¶" "¶ THIS IS...¶" " BEING BACK AT KARMA'S LIKE A LITTLE TASTE OF HOME." "YOU KNOW, IT'S-- IT FEELS GOOD TO BE OUT." "WITH, YOU KNOW, WITH THE CREW AGAIN." "YOU KNOW, JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME IN SEASIDE." "¶ I GOT THESE GIRLS LOOKING MY BODY ¶" "¶ THAT I WANNA SHOW 'EM ¶" "¶ AND I'MA MOVE IT, MOVE IT ¶" "¶ LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW ¶" "¶ BREAK IT ON DOWN ¶" "¶ BR-BREAK IT ON DOWN ¶" "¶ BREAK BR-BREAK IT ON DOWN ¶ [suspenseful music]" "¶ ¶" " SO, WE'RE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME," "AND THEN WE SEE THIS GIRL, LIKE, JUST, LIKE" "SHE'S, LIKE, ALWAYS THERE, SHE'S, LIKE, UM, HOUNDING VINNY." " WHAT THE HELL?" " HI!" " SO WE'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE."" "AND SHE FOLLOWED US." "ALL RIGHT, LIKE, GUYS, MOVE AGAIN." "SHE FOLLOWED US." " YO, YOU'RE GIRL'S BACK OVER THERE, THOUGH." " NO." " OH, MY GOD." " YO, SHE'S COMING." " THIS GIRL AT THE CLUB..." "IS BEYOND THE WORD STALKER." "SHE IS A PARASITE." "AND I AM THE HOST." "I FEEL SCARED, LIKE, MY LIFE IS IN DANGER." "LIKE, THE SAME GIRL IS--IS LOOKING AT ME" "RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME." "THE WHOLE NIGHT." " OH, MY GOD!" "WHAT IS THAT, BRO?" "¶ KILL THOSE LIGHTS KILL THOSE LIGHTS ¶" "¶ KILL THOSE LIGHTS ¶" "¶ PUMP THAT BEAT PUMP THAT BEAT ¶" "¶ PUMP THAT BEAT ¶" "¶ REACH OUT AND TOUCH ME ¶" "¶ SAY MY NAME OH OH ¶" " WE'RE LAUGHING, HAVING A GOOD TIME," "AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, SNOOK" "SHE TAKES OFF." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE PLANTS?" " I'M HIDING, WHORE!" "HONESTLY, LIKE, WHO HIDES IN A BUSH?" "ONLY ME." "I WILL PEE IN A BUSH, I WILL POOP IN A BUSH," "AND I WILL HIDE IN A BUSH." "I DO [bleep]ED UP [bleep]." "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME." " LISTEN." "LISTEN, YOU [bleep]ING BUSH QUEEN." " LET'S GO HOME!" "[dance music]" "¶ ¶" " CALLING TOM." " ALL RIGHT." " A LOT HARDER WHEN YOU SEE TWO OF THE SAME NUMBER." "[tone ringing]" "I LOST MY FAVORITE GOLD [bleep]ING BRACELET." "YOU KNOW WHERE I GOT IT?" "I'M VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW, AND I'M VERY UPSET." "I'M UPSET RIGHT NOW." "TALK TO ME." " OKAY." " IT REALLY UPSETS ME" "THAT TOM REALLY WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO ME." "HE WAS BEING A [bleep] BOYFRIEND." " BOO-BOO!" " ME AND NICOLE ARE THE ONLY ONES IN THE HOUSE." " BOO-BOO!" " BUT I JUST WANTED TO CALL YOU." " HAVE TO GET OFF THE PHONE." " YOU DON'T WANNA TALK TO--TO ME." " BOO, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF THE PHONE, SO" "CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF THE PHONE?" " SHE NEEDS TO CALL HER DAD." " PLEASE!" " CAN I CALL YOU BACK?" " HAPPY-- [dial tone]" "OH, MY GOD, TODAY IS MY-- ME AND TOM'S ANNIVERSARY." "HO, BOY." " HE ACTUALLY LOCKED THE DOOR" "AND HE DID GET A LITTLE SELFISH ON ME." "THE SITUATION NEEDS TO SITUATE ITSELF." " ARE RONNIE AND SAM EATING?" " WHERE ARE THEY?" " I DON'T THINK WE'VE EVER BEEN SEPARATED DURING SUNDAY DINNER." "THIS IS A PROFOUND MOMENT." " I JUST WANTED TO CALL YOU." "AND YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO-- TO ME." " BOO, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF THE PHONE, SO" "CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF THE PHONE?" " SHE NEEDS TO CALL HER DAD." " PLEASE!" " CAN I CALL YOU BACK?" "HAPPY-- [dial tone]" "OH, MY GOD, TODAY IS MY-- ME AND TOM'S ANNIVERSARY." "HO, BOY." "YEAH, I..." "I [bleep]ED UP." "I [bleep]ED UP BY NOT REMEMBERING OUR ANNIVERSARY." "SO I DON'T KNOW IF THAT SAYS SOMETHING ON OUR RELATIONSHIP," "BUT THAT WAS A BIG, UH, WHOOPSIE." "[busy signal]" "PIECE OF [bleep]!" "[Nights and Weekends' Mr. Right Now]" "¶ ¶" " LIFT ME!" "¶ A LIFE OF MODERATION ¶" "¶ AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING ABOUT MY SITUATION ¶" " SO I FINALLY DITCHED THE STALKER," "AND NOW I'M JUST SEARCHING FOR GIRLS," "SEEING WHO'S DTF AND GOING ON A LITTLE HOG HUNT." "¶ PARTY AT YOUR OWN RISK ¶" "¶ I GOT MY MIND SET ON TAKING YOU DOWN ¶" "¶ I'M GETTING YOUR HEAD ¶" "¶ YOU'LL END UP IN MY BED ¶" " I LIKE THIS." " COME ON." " I KNOW YOU LIKE THIS." " WE GOT ONE CHICK." "AND WE GOT TWO DUDES." "AND NOW WE GOTTA CHOOSE." "[girl squeals] [laughter]" " COME HERE." " BUT ME AND VINNY ALWAYS SEEM TO NAVIGATE" "OUR WAY THROUGH BAD SITUATIONS TO GOOD SITUATIONS." " COULD BE A GOOD TIME." "[laughter]" " BET YOU WOULDN'T SHARE." " STAY ON YOUR SIDE." " YOU GOTTA SHARE." " STAY ON YOUR SIDE." " ALL RIGHT." " YOU GOOD?" "COME HERE." " WHERE IS THE SITCH AT?" " ALL RIGHT, COME ON." "[doorknob rattling] [knocking]" "WHO IS IT?" " IT'S THE SITUATION." "THE SITUATION NEEDS TO SITUATE ITSELF." "HE ACTUALLY LOCKED THE DOOR" "AND HE DID GET A LITTLE SELFISH." "I KNOW WE COULD'VE SHOT STRAWS." "YOU GOTTA LEAVE THIS [bleep] OPEN." "YOU KNOW, ROCK PAPER SCISSORS OR SOMETHING, MAN," "FOR S--YOU KNOW, FIRST DIBS." "YO, MAN, THAT'S A MISTAKE." " WHERE IS EVERYONE?" "WHERE'S MIKE?" " I..." "I DON'T KNOW." " LET'S PLAY." " HE'S PROBABLY UPSTAIRS." " YO, ARE YOU OPENING UP OR ARE YOU STAYING IN THERE?" " MIKE!" "COME DOWN." " WHAT?" " COME DOWN HERE." " I CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT?" "YOU NEED TO OPEN UP." "IT'S" "SHARING IS FOR CARING." "[bleep]" " MICHAEL." " VINNY LOCKED THE DOOR." " SO WHO ARE YOU STUCK WITH?" " I'M STUCK WITH" "A [bleep]ING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH RIGHT NOW." " OR ME." " [laughs]" "I'M ALL RIGHT." " YOU DON'T COME IN ON SUNDAY WITH A BIG BANANA" "AND EXPECT EVERYTHING TO BE PEACHES." " LET ME [bleep]ING TALK." "YOU JUST [bleep]ING TALKED," "NOW IT'S MY [bleep]ING TURN TO TALK, OKAY?" " DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT." " [smooch] SLEEP WELL." "[sizzling]" " THIS MORNING, ME AND RON GOT UP" "AND THE FIRST THING WE WANNA DO IS GO TO CHURCH" "AND TRY AND RELIEVE SOME SINS THAT HAVE BEEN GOING ON." "¶ GIVE ME A SIGN ¶" "¶ ¶" "¶ TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO ¶" "¶ WAKE ME UP ¶" "¶ DON'T WAIT ¶" " WAKE UP." " WHAT?" " IT'S THREE IN THE AFTERNOON." "YEAH, GET UP." " OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!" " DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT?" " IT'S NOT 3:00, YOU [bleep]ING NUT!" " YEAH, I LIED." " OH, MY GOD, I COULD BE SLEEPING!" " WHO CARES?" "WHO WANTS TO SLEEP UNTIL THREE ANYWAY?" " I DO." "LET ME TELL YOU THIS." "DEENA IS [bleep]ING CRAZY." " WE HAVE A LOT OF STUFF TO DO." " I DON'T KNOW, SHE'S LIKE AN ENERGIZER BUNNY." "BUT SHE DOES NOT-- HER BATTERIES DON'T DIE." " HI!" " MY BATTERIES DIE." " I WAS SHAKING MY ASS IN YOUR FACE LIKE BEYONCE," "AND YOU LOVED IT!" " DUDE, I WAS WRECKED." " I WAS SERIOUSLY A WALKING HOLIDAY LAST NIGHT." " LET'S GET TO THE REAL ISSUE AT HAND." " RON AND SAM ROBBED THE CAR," "BOUNCED, DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY WHERE THEY WERE GOING." " WHY DIDN'T THEY GO OUT LAST NIGHT?" " ROBBED THE ONLY CAR?" " YO, THE FIRST NIGHT OUT, THEY DIDN'T COME OUT." " THEY MADE AN EXCUSE." " NO, REGARDLESS, THE FIRST NIGHT, THEY DIDN'T GO OUT." "'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF US." "WE ALL CAN'T FIT IN ONE CAR" " NO." " YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, WE ALL GO OUT" "WE ALL GO TO THE GYM, WE DO THINGS IN THE MORNING." "SAM AND RON ARE BEING VERY DISRESPECTFUL." "WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THEY WENT," "THEY DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY WHERE THEY WENT." "THEY WILL BE REPRIMANDED ONCE THEY GET HOME." " CAN WE GO TANNING, TOO?" " ABSOLUTELY, LET'S GO." " YEAH." " ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU." " WHERE ARE WE GOING, GYM AND TANNING?" " YEAH." " YEAH." " GYM, GYM, GYM, GYM, GYM!" "COME ON!" " YOU'RE TOO" "TOO EARLY FOR THIS." "JUST GET OUT." " COME ON, WE'RE GOING TO THE GYM." " I WAS GONNA LAY OUT AND DRINK." "[mellow funk music]" "¶" " THERE'S SOMETHING GOOD" " THAT I FEEL I SHOULD ¶" "¶" " COME CLEAN WITH QUICK" " SO I DON'T FORGET ¶" "¶ both:" "YOU AND ME TOGETHER ¶" " GUIDOS, I'M HERE." "¶" " IT'S A SIMPLE TRUTH" " AND I TELL THE TRUTH ¶" "¶" " IN SIMPLE TERMS" " WHEN IT COMES TO ME ¶" "¶ both:" "I SEE US WALKING DOWN THE STREET ¶" "¶ HAPPY ¶" "¶ ¶" "¶ THIS LIFE AND FUTURE WE DESERVE ¶" "¶ THIS LOVE WILL NOT BE UNDERSERVED ¶" "¶ OF ALL THE WORDS, THERE'S JUST ONE WORD ¶ [all shouting]" "¶ THIS LIFE AND FUTURE WE DESERVE ¶" "¶ THIS LIFE WILL NOT BE UNDERSERVED ¶" "¶ OF ALL THE WAYS, THERE'S JUST ONE WORD ¶ ¶ [door shuts]" " IT'S DISGUSTING." " DINNER READY YET?" " WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA STAY IN TONIGHT." "AND, UH, WE JUST WANNA GET, UH, OUR FIRST MEAL IN." "UH, WE WANNA HAVE EVERYBODY SIT DOWN AT THE DINNER TABLE." "JUST--JUST GET BACK TO OUR OLD WAYS, WHICH IS A FAMILY." "AND WE ARE A FAMILY," "SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FAMILY DINNER TONIGHT." " LET'S GO, LET'S START COOKING." " JUST TAKE ANOTHER ONE OUT." " ALL RIGHT." " STEAK GOES IN THERE," "AND THEN THE ITALIAN DRESSING ON TOP OF THE" " ON BOTH OF THEM?" " ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MARINATE FILET?" " WHAT'S FILET?" " FILET MIGNON." " WHOA, THERE'S BLOOD GOING EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW." " DEENA SAID SHE CAN COOK." "I DON'T KNOW IF SHE CAN OR IF SHE CAN'T." "BUT, UM..." "I'M GONNA TEST IT OUT RIGHT NOW." "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CUT ANYTHING?" " YEAH." " JUST STIR IT AROUND AND LOWER THE HEAT A LITTLE BIT." "[oil sizzling]" " OOH!" "[laughter]" " GOOD JOB, DEE." "FEEL LIKE I'M HOME." "WOMEN ARE COOKING." " OH, THESE LOOK LIKE A GOOD TIME." " YO, THIS GIRL NEVER COOKED A DAY IN HER LIFE." " THIS SMELLS FRICKIN' DELICIOUS." "[chuckles]" " THERE YOU GO." "GOOD JOB." " I'M GONNA GO SET THE TABLE." " I'M ACTUALLY VERY EXCITED THAT, UH," "WE HAVE..." "THE NEWBIE DOIN'-- DOIN' THE DAMN THING." " ALL RIGHT, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT." "ARE RONNIE AND SAM EATING?" " WHERE ARE THEY?" " I'LL TAKE THE GRILLED CHICKEN AND BROCCOLI RABE SANDWICH." "AND A SIDE OF CORN ON THE COB." " DO YOU THINK" "MIKE WANTS TO KNOW IF HE SHOULD SET A PLATE FOR THEM." " I ALREADY DID." " NO, 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT HERE." "THEY WENT OUT TO DINNER." " UM, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW." " THEY HAVEN'T BEEN HERE ALL DAY." " I--I KNOW, I HEAR YOU." "I'M SURPRISED." "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY WOULD GO." " I FEEL LIKE THEY WENT OUT TO DINNER." " IF THEY WENT OUT TO DINNER, I WILL NOT COOK" "I WILL NOT EVEN SET A PLACE FOR THEM." " THE FACT THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN WAKE YOU UP FOR GYM TIME" " THAT'S [bleep]ED UP." " OKAY." " VINNY, YOU WANNA START THE GRILL?" " SURE." "[steaks sizzling] [sawing] [upbeat rock music]" "¶ ¶" " ALL RIGHT." " ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY HAVE A SEAT." " AMAZING." " ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY SIT DOWN." "COME ON, LET'S GO." " I DON'T THINK WE'VE EVER" "BEEN SEPARATED DURING SUNDAY DINNER." "SO THIS IS A PROFOUND MOMENT." " I'D LIKE--CHEERS" " CHEERS TO MEATBALLS!" " FIRST SUNDAY DINNER." " CHEERS." " THING ONE AND THING TWO." " SALUD." " CHEERS." " FIRST SUNDAY DINNER." " THANK YOU, GUYS." " GREAT JOB COOKING, GUYS." " SALUD!" " YO, THEY HAD TO GO OUT AND EAT." " THEY HAD TO." "WHAT TIME" " WHERE ELSE WOULD THEY BE?" "THEY WENT TO CHURCH, GYM..." " MAYBE THEY WENT TANNING." " NO WAY." " NOT ALL THIS TIME." " THEY PROBABLY WENT TO DINNER." " IF THEY DID, THAT'S CRAZY." "THEY KNOW SUNDAY DINNER'S SUNDAY DINNER." " UH-HUH." " SO WE COME TO SUNDAY DINNER" "TO, LIKE, SQUASH ALL OUR DIFFERENCES." "AND IF SAM AND RONNIE DON'T SHOW UP," "MEANS THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED IN SQUASHING THEIR DIFFERENCES." " [belches]" " REGARDLESS, I'M OUT HERE TO [bleep]ING KILL IT." " YEAH, HAVE A GOOD TIME." " HAVE FUN, DO MY THING." "WHOEVER WANTS TO COME, CAN COME." "WHOEVER DOESN'T, DOESN'T." " I'M DOWN FOR THE GET-DOWN." " I'M THE NUMBER ONE [bleep]ING GUIDO." "[Snooki laughing]" " RONNIE!" "CAN YOU PASS THE ICE?" "[slurping]" " YOU GUYS TOTALLY MISSED SUNDAY DINNER." " I COULD CARE LESS." " WE STILL CARE ABOUT THIS GIRL" " NO." " AND THE FACT THAT SHE" " YOU DON'T?" " NO." " NO?" " NO." "[rock music] [bell ringing]" " HERE WE GO." "GOOD JOB." "¶ WALKING DOWNTOWN WITH MY FACE HALF CHISELED ¶" "¶ COUGHING UP A LUNG FOR MY GOD ¶" "¶ I'M REALLY HIGH ¶" "¶ ¶" " I NEED TO SHOWER." " YEAH." " I'M SO SURPRISED THAT THEY DIDN'T--THEY STAYED OUT." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "THEY TAKE THE CAR THE WHOLE DAY AND BOUNCE, YOU KNOW." " SHE HAS THE BANANA I WANTED." " CRICKET." " YEAH, CRICKET IS RIGHT." " YOU DON'T COME IN ON SUNDAY WITH A BIG BANANA" "AND EXPECT EVERYTHING TO BE PEACHES." " GO DOWNSTAIRS?" "YOU KNOW MIKE COOKED?" " YEAH." " WHAT'S UP?" " WHAT UP, DOG." " WHAT UP?" " WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" " NOTHING." " WHAT'D YOU GUYS DO?" " WE WENT, UH, GYM, TANNING, LAUNDRY." " THEN WE ATE." " YOU GUYS TOTALLY MISSED SUNDAY DINNER." "YOU'RE [bleep]ED." " I COULD CARE LESS." " SAMMI DEFINITELY IS ACTING LIKE A LITTLE..." "SPOILED BRATTISH." " UH-OH." "RON IS HERE." "WE HAD A FEAST." " EW." " LET'S MAKE ANOTHER DRINK." " YEAH, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A DRINK." "I'M HAVING ONE." " I DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR FAMILY DINNER." "THEY WANNA EAT WITHOUT US?" "EAT WITHOUT US." "IT'S NOT AFFECTING ME, THOUGH," "'CAUSE I'M NOT GREAT FRIENDS WITH THESE PEOPLE AT THIS POINT." " PAULY, CAN WE HAVE THE WHIPPED CREAM?" " YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT, GIRL." "YOU'RE A PARTY." " YAY." "I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SAMMI'S HERE." "SHE'S BORING." "THANK YOU." "THERE IS NOTHING TO HER." "SHE'S JUST THERE." "SHE'S LIKE FURNITURE." "[rock music]" "¶ ¶" " DUDE, CAN WE GO?" "¶ GRAB YOUR KEYS AND STOP YOUR WHINING, BABY ¶" " READY?" " READY TO GO." " YOU COMING?" " YEAH." " AFTER DINNER, WE ALL GOTTA HEAD TO THE T-SHIRT SHOP." "WE'RE GONNA BE WORKING THERE AGAIN," "AND WE ALL GOTTA GO GET OUR SCHEDULES." "¶ ¶" " AW, [bleep]." " THEY LET YOU GUYS BACK." " HOW'S EVERYTHING?" " JERSEY GIRL." " GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN." " YEAH." " READY TO WORK?" " YEAH." " UH..." " ANOTHER SUMMER." " OH, THAT OVERWHELMING SENSE OF MISERABLE [bleep] MY LIFE" "FEELING COMES BACK." "I'D RATHER DO NOTHING." "AND SLEEP." "I'M GONNA WRITE THE SCHEDULE DOWN." "JENNI, MIKE, RONNIE." " YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA PAPER?" "I WANNA WRITE MY OWN." " SHE WROTE EVERYONE'S DOWN THERE, THOUGH." " IT'S ALL RIGHT, I LIKE MY OWN." " HA, IT'S LIKE THEY DON'T TRUST YOUR SCHEDULE." " OH, THAT'S HER PROBLEM." "I'M GONNA WRITE DOWN MY OWN SCHEDULE." "OH." " LATER, GUYS." " TAKE CARE." " SEE YOU IN THE MORNING." "[slow rock music]" "¶ ¶" " DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW WE FEEL, LIKE," "LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH SAM?" " I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S HARD." "YOU GUYS LITERALLY JUST GOT" "INTO PHYSICAL ALTERCATIONS WITH EACH OTHER." "BUT..." " I FEEL LIKE ME AND JENNI-- WE STILL CARE ABOUT THIS GIRL." " NO." " AND THE FACT THAT SHE" " YOU DON'T?" " NO." " NO?" " NO." " NOT AT ALL?" " NO." " THERE YOU GO." "THAT'S--THAT'S FINE." " I DON'T CARE." "I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO THAT GIRL," "SHE HAS NOTHING TO SAY TO ME." "I JUST KNOW THAT KARMA'S A BITCH." "AND IN THE END, SHE'LL GET HERS." "AND, UH, IT'LL SMACK HER IN THE FACE SOONER OR LATER." " IF SHE GREW BALLS, AND SHE SAID," ""LISTEN, I TREATED YOU GUYS LIKE [bleep]," "I KNOW THAT, BUT I LOVE THIS GUY."" " WHY, DID YOU GUYS HAVE, LIKE, A BRAWL-OUT IN MIAMI?" " HMM!" " TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HER." " SO I FEEL LIKE SHE NEEDS TO STICK WITH RON," "BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE GIRLFRIENDS IN THE HOUSE." "YOU NEED GIRLFRIENDS." "YOU CANNOT LAST A COUPLE DAYS WITHOUT GIRLFRIENDS." "YOU NEED SOMEBODY THERE FOR YOU." " YOU GOING TO BED?" " LAYING DOWN FOR A LITTLE BIT." "[sighs]" " LET'S PLAY!" " PAULY'S UP!" " YES!" " I RAN A TOUCH--I GOT HER FIRST, I GOT HER FIRST!" "I GOTTA DO IT, I GOTTA DO IT, I GOTTA DO IT!" "[girl squealing] [pills rattling]" " I KNOW I WANNA BE WITH SAM, I LOVE HER." "BUT SOMETIMES I DO MISS JUST HANGING OUT WITH THE GUYS." "I'M TAKING ALL OF SAM'S MISERY, AND I'M MAKING IT MINE." "LIKE, IT'S HARD FOR ME NOW, HOLDING IT INSIDE." "LIKE--LIKE, WHERE IS THAT GONNA TAKE ME?" " GO NOW!" "[screaming]" "AHH!" " I'M NOT PROUD OF WHAT I DID." "AT ALL." "[electric guitar music]" "¶ ¶" " MIKE!" " COMING!" " COME ON, CHILDREN." "¶ ¶" " HE'S GONNA YELL AT US." " NO, MY CLOCK IS GOOD." " GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN, HOW WE DOING?" " GOOD TO SEE YOU ON TIME." " HI." " YOU KNOW THE DRILL, YOU GUYS DID IT BEFORE." "[chain rattling]" "WALK ON IN." " I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS MY FIRST DAY OF WORK" "JUST BECAUSE..." "YOU KNOW, IT'S A NEW JOB, NEW PEOPLE." " JUST WANNA WALK AROUND, SEE WHAT WE SELL." " BUT I'M EXCITED." "I AM EXCITED TO GET IN THERE AND DO MY THING." " ALL RIGHT, VIN." "BRING ME SOME SALES." " ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT." "HI, COULD I HELP YOU?" " ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ANYTHING SPECIAL TODAY?" " NO, JUST LOOKING." " JUST LOOKING?" " ALL RIGHT, LET ME KNOW." "ANYTHING YOU SEE ON THE WALL, I CAN PUT ON A SHIRT FOR YOU." " OKAY." " WOULD YOU WEAR ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS?" " I WOULD ROCK IT ALL DAY." " HOW MUCH IS IT FOR A T-SHIRT AND" " WAIT, LET ME COME AROUND." " DO YOU WANT MAYBE A SMALL?" " AND YOU NEED ONE FOR A GIRL?" "OH, YOUR WIFE." "¶ ¶" "FIRST DAY OF WORK, MIKE DOESN'T LIFT A FINGER." "AND, UH, HE DISAPPEARED FOR A LITTLE WHILE." "DEFINITELY DOESN'T SURPRISE ME AT ALL." " DO YOU GUYS HAVE BAGELS?" "BAGELS." "LET ME GET A, UH, A BACON, EGG, AND CHEESE ON A BAGEL." "YOU NEED TO FEED THE MACHINE BEFORE THE MACHINE CAN RUN." "DO YOU GUYS HAVE SIDE POTATOES OR WHATEVER?" "I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE SITUATION GETTING" "SOME BACON AND EGG CHEESE SANDWICH," "A LITTLE HOME FRIES ON THE SIDE." "THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT RIGHT NOW." " IT'S ON, MIKE, THEY'VE ALREADY MADE SALES." "I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO DUST OFF THE SHOULDERS." " YEAH." " WANT YOU TO FINISH UP THAT BREAKFAST" "SO I CAN GET YOU ON THE FLOOR, [bleep]ING WOLF THAT [bleep] DOWN." "LATER, GUYS." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "[mellow rock music]" "¶ ¶ [door creaking]" " HEY, PAULY!" " HOW WAS IT?" " IT WAS FUN." " HOW WAS WORK?" " WORK WAS WORK." " WHERE'S SNOOKI?" " NICOLE!" " AHH!" " WE'RE GONNA PLAY." " OOH, LET'S PLAY KICKBALL!" " ALL RIGHT." "THIS IS FIRST BASE, SECOND BASE." "THAT'S THIRD BASE." " AND THIS IS HOME." " READY?" " NO!" " AHH!" "NO!" " PEGGING IS ALLOWED!" " [screams] NO!" " I JUST MADE A RUN, WHORE." " SUCK IT!" "NO!" "WAAH!" "WE JUST LOST ALL OF OUR FUN." " I REALLY WANNA GET IT." "IT'S RIGHT THERE." " WAIT!" "WE--WE JUST GOT TO SCOOP IT UP AND THROW IT UP." "LET'S GET THE BROOM." "COME ON." " WE NEED THIS BALL BACK, SO WE CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME AGAIN." "SO WE TRIED TO GET IT." "I'LL HOLD YOUR LEGS." "YOU WON'T FALL, BOO." "BUT WE'RE BOTH, LIKE, 4'9", SO..." "IT'S NOT WORKING OUT TOO WELL." " IT'S NOT HAPPENING." " ARE YOU SURE?" "I WON'T DROP YOU." " NO, IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH." " A LITTLE HELP, A LITTLE HELP, A LITTLE HELP?" " VINNY, YOU HAVE LONGER ARMS." "CAN YOU GET IT?" " WHAT ELSE CAN WE ATTACH TO THIS?" "OUR BALL IS STUCK ON THE OTHER ROOF." "SO I WAS PLAYING MacGYVER." "AND PULLED TOGETHER SOME BASIC HOUSEHOLD JERSEY SHORE" "AMENITIES AND MAKE A LONG HOSE OUT OF BROOMS AND BEER FUNNELS" "TO TRY TO GET IT OFF THE ROOF." "IT'S NOT GONNA HOLD." " I'LL TRY." " SQUOOSH IT IN." "MAKE IT FIT." "ANYTHING COULD FIT." " ME AND SNOOKI KNOW THAT'S NOT ALWAYS TRUE." " WAIT" " MAYBE IF WE LICK IT BEFORE WE STICK IT." "SNOOKI!" " YOU SAID LICK IT." " WAIT, WAIT" " SHE GOT IT!" " WOW, THAT WORKED." "THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULDA DONE!" "OH, IT'S COMING." " IT'S COMING, IT'S COMING, IT'S COMING!" " PUT THAT DOWN THERE." " PRINCESS!" " GET IT, VIN, GET IT!" "MAKE IT COME THIS WAY, PLEASE!" "COME ON, VIN!" " YES!" " YEAH!" " YAY!" "PUSH IT UP, PUSH IT UP." " WHAT THE HELL GOES ON IN THIS HOUSE?" " YES, VINNY, YES!" "[Snooki screaming]" "IT'S COMING, IT'S COMING, IT'S COMING!" " COME ON!" " YAY!" " YAY, VIN!" "YEAH, VINNY!" " WE ENDED UP GETTING THE BALL BACK." "AND, LIKE MacGYVER, MISSION SUCCESS." " YAY!" "[rock music]" "¶ ¶" " WHERE'S VINNY?" " I'M WAITING FOR HIM SO MAYBE" "WE COULD JUST GO ON THE BOARDWALK." " I WANNA GO ON THE RIDES DOWN THERE." " YEAH, YEAH, WHY DON'T WE ALL GO?" "I'M BEING HONEST, DOG." "DON'T--DON'T BOUNCE WITHOUT-- WITHOUT ME AND VINNY." " YEAH, NO-NO." "I'LL WAIT FOR YOU GUYS." " WE'RE ALL STARTING TO BE" " YOU GUYS--YOU GUYS WERE WALKING AWAY BEFORE," " WE'RE ALL STARTING TO WHISPER, LIKE," "LIKE, LITTLE BY LITTLE, LIKE, "YO, RON'S LEAVING US OUT."" "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE" " NO, I KNOW, I KNOW." " DON'T LET IT BE LIKE THAT." " NO, I KNOW." "OKAY, YOU BOYS ARE STILL MY BOYS." " YEAH, EXACTLY." " THE GIRLS, [bleep] THEM." " DON'T LEAVE US OUT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" " WHEN DO YOU WANNA GO?" " WHAT?" " WHEN DO YOU WANNA GO?" " WAITING FOR VINNY." "MIKE AND VINNY ARE GONNA COME." " IS THAT NEW GIRL COMING?" " NO, I THINK IT'S JUST ME, YOU, MIKE, AND VINNY." " 'CAUSE IF THEY INVITE HER, NOT GONNA LET THAT FLY." " THAT'S FINE." " WAIT, WHAT ARE WE DOING ON THE BOARDWALK?" " WAIT, WHAT?" " WHAT?" " RONNIE AND SAMMI ARE COMING." " THAT'S FINE, I DON'T CARE." " GOOD FOR YOU." " OH!" " YOU READY, BOYS?" " THAT MEANS THE WHOLE FAMILY'S COMING." " REALLY?" " I THOUGHT RON AND I ACTUALLY WANTED TO HANG OUT ON OUR OWN." "BUT NOW WE'RE GOING TO THE BOARDWALK" "WITH EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE." "BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE HAVING FUN WITH THESE PEOPLE." " GIRLS, LET'S GET A MOVE ON IT!" "TRYING TO HIT THE BOARDWALK." "LET'S GO!" "BOARDWALK TIME!" " DO YOU WANT A CIGARETTE?" " NO." "[rock music]" " I WANNA GO ON THE RIDES!" " ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO!" "[hard rock music]" "¶ THIS IS HOW WE LIVE ¶" "¶ THIS IS HOW WE LIVE ¶" "¶ RICH CHANGING, OH ¶" " HEY, SNOOKI!" "IF I DIE, JUST KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU!" "[screaming]" "¶ ¶" " SO WE ALL DECIDE TO GO ON RIDES." "AND PRETTY MUCH ALL THE ROOMMATES ARE HAVING FUN." "BUT THEN WE LOOK OVER AT SAM," "AND SAM'S NOT GOING ON ANY RIDES." "SAM HAS A PUSS FACE ON." "SAM, WHY DID YOU EVEN COME OUT IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA" "HANG OUT WITH US AND HAVE A GOOD TIME?" " THIS [bleep] IS CRAZY." " SHUT UP, I'M NOT-- GET OUT OF HERE, DUDE!" " [screaming]" " I'LL GO ON THAT ONE NEXT." "RONNIE!" "I NEED YOUR HELP!" "WE GOTTA GET HIM OUT HERE, BRO." " I FEEL LIKE I'M ALONE." "I HAVE NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE." "I FEEL LIKE THE GIRL THAT WAS IN MIAMI." "I FEEL SO LOST RIGHT NOW." "AGAIN." " TIGHTEN ME UP." "TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT." "TIGHTENED UP, TIGHTENED UP." " IT'S GONNA PLUNGE!" "[screams]" " ¶ GOTTA KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ¶" "¶ EVEN WHEN YOU'RE FALLING DOWN ¶" "¶ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ¶" " SAM JUST PISSES ME OFF THAT IT'S LIKE..." ""GO OUT, HAVE A GOOD TIME."" "YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE UP MY ASS." " YO, VINNY'S SCARED RIGHT NOW." " FASTER." " FASTER." " I FEEL LIKE THE ATMOSPHERE OF THE GUYS" "EVERYTHING IS JUST TWISTED AGAIN LIKE IT WAS IN MIAMI." " WITH SAM, IT'S LIKE I TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD," "THREE STEPS BACKWARDS" "BECAUSE SAM CAN'T LET GO OF THE PAST." "SHE LET'S STUFF EAT AWAY AT HER, AND THAT'S WHAT'S EATING AWAY" "AT THIS RELATIONSHIP." "YOU'RE BEING A [bleep] [bleep]." " THE HARDEST THING YOU CAN DO IS LOOK BACK" "AND SEE WHAT THE PERSON WHO YOU LOVE HAS DONE TO YOU." "NO, DON'T." "I KNOW." "I SHOULDN'T BE CRYING." " WE'VE COME A LONG WAY SINCE THEN, HUH?" " I DON'T TRUST RON." "AND IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE IN WHAT HE SAYS TO ME NOW." "AND I'M NOT PROUD OF WHAT I DID AT ALL." " YOU LIED TO ME FOR THOSE TWO MONTHS IN MIAMI." "LIKE STRAIGHT TO MY FACE." "LIKE IMAGINE IF I EVER DID THAT TO YOU." "IMAGINE." " AT LEAST I CAME HOME TO YOU." " WHAT?" "I WOULD RATHER YOU NOT COME IN MY BED" "AND FOR YOU TO CUT ME OFF THAN DO WHAT YOU DID TO ME." " I REALIZE IF SHE DID THAT TO ME," "I'D PROBABLY BE REALLY [bleep] UP IN THE HEAD TOO." "BUT, I MEAN, IT'S GOTTA GET TO A POINT WHERE IT'S LIKE YOU EITHER" "GET OVER IT OR YOU MOVE ON." "AND IT'S LIKE IF YOU CAN'T GET OVER IT," "THEN YOU JUST GOTTA MOVE ON." "WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE THAT'S ALLOWED TO HURT?" "I DON'T GET IT." " I NEVER ONCE DID ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO YOU." " OKAY." " I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANYBODY BUT YOU." " OKAY, SAM." " HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?" " OKAY, IF YOU WANNA BELIEVE THAT I CONTINUE TO DO IT," "THEN BELIEVE IT." " WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW" "IT'S LIKE I DON'T GET HOW YOU PUT IT ON ME." " YOU ASKED ME HOW COULD I DO WHAT I DID TO YOU IN MIAMI." "AND MY ANSWER" " I DON'T DESERVE-- FIRST OF ALL" " LET ME [bleep] TALK." "YOU JUST [bleep] TALKED." "NOW IT'S MY [bleep] TURN TO TALK, OKAY?" " DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT." " OKAY, SO THEN I WON'T TALK TO YOU AT ALL." " THEN DON'T TALK TO ME." " HOW 'BOUT THAT?" " I DON'T" "I DEFINITELY DON'T DESERVE TO BE TALKED TO" "THE WAY YOU'RE TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW." " WELL, YOU ASKED ME FOR A QUESTION," "I GOT YOUR ANSWER." "IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY [bleep] ANSWER, DON'T ASK THE QUESTION." " HOW COULD I LOVE A GUY THAT DISRESPECTS ME SO MUCH?" " SLEEP WELL." "HERE WE GO MIAMI ALL OVER AGAIN." "I'M SICK." "I'M SICK." " ¶ ALL I REALLY WANNA KNOW ¶" "¶ IS THIS THE LAST-- IS THIS THE LAST TIME ¶" "¶ IS THIS THE LAST TIME ¶" "¶ ALL I REALLY WANNA KNOW ¶" "¶ IS THIS THE LAST-- ¶ IS THIS THE LAST TIME ¶" "¶ IS THIS THE LAST TIME ¶" "¶ ALL I REALLY WANNA KNOW ¶" "¶ IS THIS THE LAST-- ¶ IS THIS THE LAST TIME ¶" "¶ IS THIS THE LAST TIME THAT YOU SHOW ¶" "¶ TELL ME IF IT'S TIME TO GO ¶" " SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME." " I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY..." "AND I'M SORRY." "IT HAD TO COME OUT, SO I TOLD HER HOW I FELT." " DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FOR THAT?" "OH!" "MY VAGINA'S OUT." "[scream]" " NICOLE IS SMASHED RIGHT NOW." "CAN YOU GRAB MY PURSE?" "LET'S GO." "I DON'T NEED YOU TO GET ARRESTED FOR THIS [bleep]." "NICOLE!" " I'M A GOOD PERSON."