"I remember when I was studying in England ...that I led a poor life, I had to walk to school" "I had no sports shoes when I played soccer but I really played it well" "One of my friend, David, is very handsome" "But..." "I swear that he was really bad at soccer" "He didn't even know about pass on the ball" "After an important match everyone called him Lousy" "He hid in the changing room and cried" "I told him:" "Let me teach you pass on the ball" "He said:" "Really?" "So he's learnt really hard, and plays better than me now" "Soon after... he even snatched my girlfriend Victoria" "I don't blame him, I still bless them both" "Where's this David now?" "He's David Beckam of Manchester United" "Beckam..." "Why there are persons believe in you?" "Buddies!" "You keep telling lies, as if they were all true, mighty!" "I make a living with this" "You mustn't cheat our money, we're buddies" "Pay now" "Where's that Piggy Chu?" "What Piggy?" "As cunning, stupid as a pig" "That Old Miser?" "Don't you want to sell the haunted house to him?" "He's a real miser" "He always wants some extra benefits from others" "When you sell him a swimming trunk, well you must give him a sexy girl as bonus" "What then?" "Shall we bet for that?" "OK, I'll bet $500 for it!" " $500, right?" " I'll bet $100" "I don't have cash with me, into my account" "Freaky, $500" "OK, it's a deal" "$500..." "I don't fear you" "You'll surely lose" "Mr. Chu, party of three" "Upstairs, OK, I know where it is" "Mr. Chu!" " Hey!" "What's up?" " How are you?" "I have a house for sale, a real bargain" "You needn't say on" "Your friend Pure told me already, but I'm not interested" "I have a secret to tell you" " What secret?" " I want to buy it myself" "What's that got to do with you?" "Buy it if you like" "That house belongs to the Chinese smuggler caught in Canada" "What then?" "Inside there's a treasure worthy of $400 million and also paintings, jewels and antiques too" "What?" "My friend told me this secret ...that he loves burying treasure underground" "He trusts no banks or safety deposit box" "You mean..." "You buy it, and if we dig out any treasure we shall divide the precious stuff" "Such good offer to me?" "Look at me first" "You take me as idiot?" "How can you tell lies so naturally?" "Come to me if you have real good bargain" "Linda!" "Pay immediately" "I've said you'll surely lose this time" " I've won back what I've lost!" " 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" " Happy New Year?" " Don't beat the bush" "You needn't pay?" "Hello?" "Mr. Chu, yes" "My mother is...getting married, I'm at her banquet" "Not yet, the house hasn't been sold yet" "Will Monday do?" "Tomorrow?" "You want it tomorrow?" "OK, I'll get you the contract tomorrow" "Mr. Chu wants to buy that house!" "$500, pay now!" "My idol..." "I'm called OK Lai" "These three are my buddies" "Pure is really a naive guy" "No cigarettes, no wine or mistresses for him" "They said he still has his chastity" "This is Freaky" "He's a cunning man" "This is Bully" "Well, I mean he's someone to be bullied by us" "I'm an property agent but I'm sure I'll become a tycoon in future" "What resolution I have?" "To put in order:" "Make a fortune, be in characteristics, be smart" "Maybe the fourth one is love" "Here comes my love" "She's Mona" "We've dating for 3 years" "Mona!" "You look much better tonight" "Sure, just to match you" "So noisy here" "I've reserved a room, come on" "I do envy OK" "He's lucky to have Mona as girlfriend" "I'll be going to L.A. next month" "I'm too busy to go next month" "It's OK" "How long will you stay there?" "I don't know" "It depends on how long Peter wants to stay" "Who is Peter?" "My husband" "But aren't I your husband?" "Yes, in the past" "I come tonight as I want to tell you that I've got married" "Got married?" "Yes, as you refuse to marry me" "Stop kidding, April Fool's Day has passed" "I mean it" "He's better than me?" "He's more able than you" "Most important is he doesn't keep telling lies like you do" "Say no more about this" "I come tonight to inform you only" "Why?" "Is love for handsome guys like us really so remote?" "How remote?" "Fat Jean...when did you come?" "You're all alone?" "You caress my buttock?" "You sexually harass me?" "What's wrong with that?" "I...must report this to police" " Go ahead..." " Stop that!" "Mona" "Sorry, I don't know what to say" "Forget it, you have made your decision already" "There's nothing to say now" "Wish you find another lover soon" "What are you doing?" "Nothing, I remember last month I borrowed $100 from you" "No need to pay me back" "Well, we must...still settle it, come on" "What's going on?" "Nothing, I've just parted with Mona" "She's crying...very bitterly" "Why?" "I've lost feeling in her, so I part with her" "You're too bad to do that" "You paid her as compensation, it'll hurt her" "I know I've hurt her, I'm wrong but money is the only way I can compensate her" "I don't feel well either" "Sorry, I must leave now" "Ass-hole!" "Damn you..." "Seeing that you're getting married tomorrow" "I might tell you a story" "A guy and a girl are making love" "He start kissing from her hands, down to the busts" "On the way, the boy keeps saying..." "I love you..." "I love you!" "When he kissed her navel, the girl says..." "Lower..." "The man said:" "I love you..." "I say, all men are stupid fool" "Wilson always tells his buddies that he's superman on bed" "Is he a superman on bed?" "I think that I'm a better actress" "Really?" "Don't..." "Don't stop..." "Your turn" "Help!" "You make me sick!" "Don't pretend a fair lady" "I'm a naive Witch!" "Big buttom!" "Kiss her..." "I'm called Wonderful" "These three are my buddies" "The one on the left laughing madly is Ugly" "The dwarf in the middle is Bitchy" "On the right the pretentious girl is Witch" "Ugly is marrying Wilson, her boyfriend tomorrow" "Bitchy really flirts, and Witch is very superstitious" "Why do they have such weird names?" "The three of them are all called Pauline so I give them nick-names to classify them" "Wonderful, we're real sisters, we can talk anything play any game" "You're not absorbed in this" "Never mind me" "Shall we play Being Candid, OK?" "How to play?" "We each draw a card, the one who gets the lowest one ...will be asked by others" "But she must give candid answer" "Good..." "Damn it" "I'll ask first..." "How often do you make love with Wai each week?" "Being Candid!" "I won't answer this" "You must answer!" "Right, you must answer!" "We don't make love" "Come on" "You must be candid..." "I don't mean it ...but I'm not a real woman" "You're not a real woman?" "Are you making up X-files?" "But when I go swimming with you..." "I see you have great figure!" "Let's examine you!" "Hey, what is this here?" "No..." "I don't know how to say" "Being Candid!" "I've never had period before" "Are you serious?" "You're twenty something already" "You still don't have that?" "Doctor says my puberty hasn't come yet" "The newspapers say Spinster is at large" "Damn you..." "Spinster is beating me!" "No wonder" "No wonder what?" "Nothing" "Don't you find that" "Wai keeps losing temper?" "No, I don't" "But I don't find that he has pimples on his face" "He has delicate skin indeed" "We have other ways instead of making love" "Exciting!" "Now I understand why the airport has been moved" " Let me see your hands..." " Go to hell!" "Spinster is beating me!" "I don't want to fool anymore!" "No more beer" "Let's draw a card, whoever loses shall go and buy some" "Draw card again?" "No, let's do Paper-Stone-Scissors" "OK!" "Paper, Stone, Scissors!" "Shit!" "I'll go and buy" "You're really unlucky" "You're spinster!" "Hello?" "OK, it's bad" "What's going on?" "I had dinner with my girlfriend but my wife's cousin saw us" "What shall I do?" "Of course you're to figure it out for me" "Where are you?" "I'll come and pick you up" "Near a convenience store in Wan Chai" "I'll arrive in 10 minutes" "Horny, you court girls all day" "A packet of cigarette, please" "Sir, have you finished shopping?" "I've bought much charcoal, I'll burn them all at home" "I've bought many sleeping pills too" "I'll take them all at home" "Miss, take my money before you quarrel, I'm in a hurry" "Don't buy if you can't wait!" "Bastard, let me tell you" "I must break up with you" "I won't stop you if you want to die" "You're daring!" "Of course I am" "Otherwise boys won't keep coming for me" "Since you're daring, take my money first" "Don't go or I'll call for police!" "You're barbarian!" "She's most reasonable now ever since I met her" "Stop crying" "Men can always attract women if he makes money" "But I fail to make money" "Find a job then" "Find a job?" "It's too hard to work" "I can't get up in the morning" "Ass-hole!" "Go to hell!" " Why beat my boyfriend?" " Shut up!" "Don't report to police or I'll sue you" "Get me a packet of cigarette, the one up there" "Get me a packet!" "The one up there!" "And beer too" "You're very brave" "It's trivial" "My chauffeur is picking me up" "Bye" "The front door is stuck, sit at the back" "Wife, you're waiting for me?" "I'll sleep later" "But I don't know if you can sleep" "Mistress" "How come you're with him?" "Let's go in first" "Why you come home so late?" "Sis-in-law, I must thank Mr. Chan for tonight" "Otherwise, I..." "What is up?" "I met a property agent girl and I fell in for her" "But she is a triad member, she wants to cheat me a hundred thousand" "I thought I would be ruined... and would have to commit suicide" "No, you mustn't do that" "Luckily, Mr. Chan comforted me..." "Boss dissuaded me from doing so..." "Right?" "Really?" "It was so dangerous tonight" "It was so critical just then" "What then?" "I pretened to be OK's uncle and told the girl swindler that my nephew has no money and I am still rich" "She believed in what I said and she dumped OK at once" "She then turned to me, holding my arm..." "No wonder they told me you were holding a woman" "No, that woman was holding him" "Right!" "Absolutely!" "She held me tightly, and I tried to avoid her" "But I failed to" "When next?" "Soon I left the place and seeing no one around, I..." "I snapped her on the face!" "And I kicked her too!" "Yeah, such a woman is really dirty!" "You kicked her and she kissed you?" "No..." "Let me tell you what happened" "At that time, OK was watching boss like this" "When she stuck to the boss boss snapped her on the face..." "And her lips touched him" "Then boss lifted his leg and kicked her out!" "Yeah...it was like this..." "I clearly remember this" "Is it?" "He's very timid, how come he's so daring as to fix that girl swindler for you?" "I shouldn't have helped you out" "Now my wife doesn't believe me" "Listen to me" "Sis., let me tell you" " Mr. Chan won't pull through" " What?" " Don't say it out..." " What do you mean?" "Don't say it out..." "Go ahead!" "To be frank, boss is suffering from Sleeping-Sudden-Death Symptom" "What...is it?" "Sleeping-Sudden-Death..." "Sleeping-Sudden-Death Symptom!" "It's a disease that..." "When one is sleeping, suddenly he'll die of suffocation" "Doctor says it's incurable" "Boss has got an insurance policy of US$10 million and you're the beneficiary" "Is this true?" "Yes" "Brother Won, I'm sorry" "I've blamed you wrongly" "Stop crying..." "Go to sleep now..." "No...you mustn't sleep!" "If you die while sleeping ...what shall I do?" "Let me make you some coffee..." "You make me suffer, I can't get any sleep tonight" "I'll remember you gave me a punch and a kick" "Forget it" "You get some benefits already" "I'll settle up with you next time" "Open the door!" "Quick!" "OK!" "$999,999.99 please!" "That sum is too big!" "Nuts!" "It's worth to get the bride" "OK, last price, $999!" "Are you mistaken?" "You must pay ten times more when you marry Wonderful" "Last price, $9,990!" "In US dollars" "Why, it's so little?" "You traitor, go inside..." "Let's go inside!" "Go, give way!" "You traitor..." "How can you ask for such a huge sum?" "Yeah, stand here, don't get out!" "OK, let's rush outside!" "More or less OK." "Wait for a while more" "Let me help you fix it" "Wonderful, I want to tell you something" "What is it?" "There's one thing I want to tell you before I get married" "You mean you have always loved me and don't want to get married?" "In fact, I..." "So much money!" "We three shall divide this" "Wait, how come the word "Sample" printed on them?" "They've deceived us!" "Damn it!" "Don't think they can bully me with my See-through!" "They are too much!" "Wonderful" "I must tell you one thing today or I can't feel easy" "Go ahead if you must" "I had One night stand with..." "Wai" "When did that happen?" "A couple of weeks ago" "We were both drunk and you were ill, so..." "You know you're one of my three sisters?" "Yes, I do" "I've been dating with him since I was 14..." "Sorry" "Can't help" "What can't help?" "I can't help beating you!" "Do you agree to marry Wison Wong as his wedded wife whether in case of sick or poverty..." "I do" "You seduced my sister..." "You mustn't waste even if you don't want" "Dare you speak back!" "Time to throw the bouquet" "Give me or I'll beat you... 1, 2..." " I want it..." "Ugly, this way..." "Give me!" "Ugly, this way!" "You seduced my sister!" "You seduced my sister..." "Over there!" "Let's go over there!" "So you've got the bouquet" "What's wrong?" "It's broke?" "Let's go!" "She makes us worried" "She's been surfing the internet for more than 20 hours" "Don't know what she's looking for" "She broke up with him after so many years" "She must be very upset" "You go and comfort her" "It's not easy to comfort a spinster" "Go to hell!" "What are you surfing?" "I'm looking for a homepage to help me find a man who doesn't tell lies" "Have you found one?" "Yes" "If you have love in mind then everyday is Valentine's Day" "It's very meaningful" "I always thought he wouldn't cheat me" "You're only 21 now" "You can make many more boyfriends" "No, all men are liars" "They cheat me again and again" "Well, take your time and find one" "Just like me" "I'd rather have no boyfriend" "But that'll make you bored" "Well, I'll go to the Centre tonight" "A Buddhist master from Napel is giving us a talk" "Let me ask him to give you some hints" "Buddhist master?" "Boss, the young master is very tough indeed" "Yes, not only tough" "He's indeed mean and cruel" "Why do you still do business with him?" "I'm to blame, as I'm greedy" "He's a big customer, don't make him angry" "Young Master!" "Why smiling?" "You've eaten shit?" "Yes..." "I've brought a competent guy with me" "Tell Young Master about the house" "He's called OK" "He looks as stupid as anyone else" "I'll give you two minutes ...to convince me why I should buy it" "Good location..." "Good material, it's mine" "So I'm not going to sell it to you" "Are you crazy?" "Young Master knows estate business well" "We can't make much commission from him" "It's better to sell it to Mainlander" "We can make good money by that" "Very honest" "I'm only telling the truth" "Good!" "I love a guy like you, as you don't waste my time" "Right...he's pretty good" "I hate men like you most" "You never talk with points" "I'll buy the house, I'll give you 50% extra commission" "I'll buy the house, I'll give you 50% extra commission" "I'll buy the house, I'll give you 50% extra commission" "Thanks..." "Don't play me a fool" "I'm sure I can help you to succeed" "OK" "Wait" "I want to take you to see someone" "Who?" "A Buddhist Master from Napel" "He's my teacher" "I want him to read your face seeing whether you can make money for me" "Go for facial treatment at once" "You bullshit again!" "At 8 tonight" "OK" "Buddhist Master, this is Wonderful, my good friend" "She's had some trouble in love" "Could you give her some hints?" "Wonderful, nice name!" "English speaking?" "Many foreigners believe in Tibet Buddhism" "Richard Gear is one of them" "Buddhist Master" "There is something I don't understand..." "I know" "I know" "You know?" "You will become a real woman very soon" "Very soon?" "How soon?" "Soon, very soon" "Buddhist Master never tells lies" "But why he speaks in multi-lingual?" "Sometimes in English, sometimes in Mandarin?" "Give me your hand" "What is this?" "This is a Charm-string, it'll improve your luck" "You'll have better human-relation and you'll stand more chance meeting men" "Thanks, Buddhist Master" "What did Buddhist Master say?" "His temple is in Napel" "He asks me to bring you there" "If you can worship at his temple ...your real love will come" "Let's go tomorrow" "Buddhist Master is still here, why hurry?" "Don't be so nervous" "You don't respect Master" "We come to greet Master, but you read gossip magazines" "No, isn't our boss very busy recently?" "I read here that his cousin has come from Singapore ...and talking about inauguration" "He's cousin is called Lai" "His property is said to be around US$3 billion" "What then?" "What then?" "I'd make a fortune if he courts me" "You!" "Our boss" "I seem to have seen him before" "When?" "The night before Ugly got married" "I met him at the convenience store" "He shopped at convenience store?" "His chauffeur drove him there" "Is he really the rich guy?" "Is he Lai, the one from Singapore?" "Richard Lee of Singapore?" "What if he is?" "This kind of man doesn't suit us" "But he suits me a lot" "Fung shui, the house is perfect" "Thanks, Master, I'll buy that house" "What's your name?" "My name is OK" "OK?" "OK, nice name!" "Give me your hand" "What for?" "Buddhist Master is bringing you luck" "Thanks" "A woman will appear in your life in a very short time" "The sooner the better" "She's the right one" "It's fate" "Thanks" "But don't lie" "Don't lie to yourself" "I know, but I cannot" "OK" "Buddhist Master says fung shui of that house is good" "Bring me the contract to my office tomorrow" "What is it?" "I know the girl over there" "She works in my company" "Does she?" "I won't hinder you anyway" "He predicts accurately" "Hey, what a coincidence!" "Worshipping Buddha?" "Yeah, Buddha will bless us" "This isn't an opera scene" "You have that string too?" "Buddhist Master has just given it to me" "Let's go" "Bye" "Bye" "Bye" "Why not woo him?" "I'm not as open as you, come on" "Wait" "Wake up!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Get up..." "Let me sleep on" "You must go to work" "Mom, I've just broken up with him, I feel upset!" "Let me sleep ten minutes more" "What's speical with parting with him?" "Go to work now!" "No, I'll go to work in 10 minutes" " Your breakfast!" " Thanks!" " Bye!" " Thanks!" "Wait!" "Come in" "Your shoes are torn?" "Yeah, I'm always clumsy" "Shit, he sees all my clumsiness" "You work here?" "You come for my boss?" "Yes" "I've guessed" "You have nowhere else to go" "It's the third time we've met, let me introduce myself" "I'm called OK" "I'm Wonderful" "Wonderful" "It's weird?" "Not at all, it's a good name" "Who gave you this name?" "What's your name?" "Lai" "Bingo!" "I won't let go of him!" "You're free?" "Let's have lunch together" "Here I am" "Are you...free at lunch time?" "You're free?" "At 12:30 pm" "Let's meet at the lobby, OK?" "OK, 12:30 pm" "Why so happy?" "Yeah" "I met cousin of Young Master in the lift" "Mr. Lai?" "He invited me for lunch..." "Look at me" "Remember to dress up well" "I've dressed up well" "He's kidding?" "You mean him?" "Hey." "He's very serious" "He even told me his name" "What's his name?" "He's called OK..." "Lai" "OK Lai?" "OK Late?" "OK, it's OK" "Boss, thanks" "Come to me if you have good flats on hand" "I'll give you ample rewards" "Yes, I will" "By the way, my sister has invested on an housing estate lately" "She wants an agent to raise some noise" "Do consider it" "Consider our company" "What do you mean?" "You're smart, you can handle it yourself" "It's a housing estate of..." "about 100 flats?" "It's about 1,200 flats" "Let me introduce, she's Selina" "This is OK" "His name is same with mom's, Lai" "Very handsome" "You fall for him at once?" "You're fed up with that darkie?" "I've said many times, he's not darkie" "He is a Brazilian" "He's a Brazilian darkie then" "Have you ever been agent for an estate with 1,200 flats?" "I must capture you" "I'm not an easy man" "What?" "I mean I won't become an agent if I have no confidence" "Absolutely!" "Why don't your guys go to lunch now?" "Then you can talk for an agreement" "Excellent" "Hey, you have lunch appointment with others?" "Shall we meet again tomorrow?" "Tomorrow I'm playing golf in Macau" "Do you play golf?" "Yes, I..." "I've played with Tiger Woods once" "He gave me handicap of 5 strokes, but I still lost" "Is this true?" "It's true, my weakness is that I always tell others the truth" "Then you must come to Macau with me tomorrow" "OK, see you tomorrow" "But you must still have lunch with me today" "Why hasn't he turned up yet?" "Maybe he's talking business" "He's a big tycoon" "But I hear that tycoons take only a few minutes to talk business" "Then they play golf or talk about women" "That's not bad" "At least they leave some time for women" "I won't wait on" "You wait here yourself, we'll have lunch now" "No, don't wait, wait with me" "He's coming" "OK" "Where shall we have lunch?" "Isn't that Selina, the boss's sister?" "I've said, the rich men only fool us" "They are never serious" "You want Chinese or Western cuisine?" "You decide" "My friend has recommended a restaurant to me" "Let's go there" "For salad at that snack bar again?" "Miss Li, this House Wine is our boss for you" "Please thank him for me" "Cheers" "Cheers" "What's wrong?" "This House Wine is lousy" "You seem to be wine expert" "Right, I have an idea" "I'll go and buy some good White Wine" "Wait for me" "You haven't ordered yet" "Order lunch for me" "I've said, the rich men only fool us" "Let's not wait on" "They're all liars!" "They all tell lies, be they handsome or ugly" "Since they all cheat us I'd rather be cheated by a handsome one" "I don't agree" "I must get the best one or I'll remain alone" "If I don't know his background ...I will pretend to be cool" "This doesn't work at all" "Nuts, Buddhist Master has put charm on it ...but only to help, it's not magic" "All good men of this world are already dead" "Here he comes..." "Pretend to be cool..." "Hi!" "Sorry, I'm late" "Aren't you lunching with Selina?" "No, she...feels sick so I walked with her to her car" "Very gentleman!" "This is self-service bar" "Then I'll get some food, what for you?" "I have ordered already" "Then I'll get my portion" "He's very handsome!" "I'll take him if you don't" "You want to die?" "Let's watch on" "Most rich men fool around with girls but I'm willing to be fooled by him" "Go to hell!" "What shall I do?" "Be a fair lady" "Hello?" "Mom?" "What?" "Dad says grandma has been sent to hospital..." "She's very painful?" "Then I..." "I'll get a day off and go to Macau" "OK, I'll get ticket, don't worry" "OK, bye" "Where are you going?" "To Macau, my grandma is seriously ill" "Is she?" "I'll be going to Macau tomorrow too" "Are you?" "What a coincidence!" "OK, I'll pay you a visit tomorrow" "My address at Macau is 4th floor, near the ruined Cathedral" "He must be fooling, he won't come" "I'll surely come, you must show me around" "I must leave now, I have business to see to" "OK, I'll show you around town" "See you soon" "OK" "Hey, am I cool enough?" "Shit, I forget to ask for his phone number" "Go to hell!" "Chinese white wine?" "Right, with 70% alcoholic volume" "It's wine for real men" "Good" "I always drink this when I talk business in Mainland" "Come on, drink some more" "Wish we work together well" "I'm bathing" "Get a drink if you want" "Aren't we here for business?" "No need for that" "If I'm happy, I'll make you the agent" "OK, how many strokes you usually play with?" "Me?" "What about you?" "I usually play with 80 strokes but sometimes about 90" "Me too, 80 strokes most of the time" "Rapid Course For Golf" "Watch on!" "What is it?" "You see, what a powerful stroke!" "I can't see it" "Well, I've broken a record" "You're convinced?" "Yes!" "OK..." "OK!" "Not yet OK!" "I'm only calling out your name!" "Yes!" " OK!" " OK!" "Not yet OK..." "OK..." "I can't manage!" "I must take a rest and drink something" "I'm not yet OK" "You'd better Take a rest" "No" "Didn't you say you usually finish the game with 80 strokes?" "Be good, let's take a rest 80 strokes?" "I'm not a superman" "I don't care, we'll be staying here for a week" "We must play more than 80" "Let's take a rest" "No, I want it!" "What's wrong with you?" "Cramp..." "Where?" "I can't move, my leg" "I can't move" "I don't need your leg for it" "Come on..." "No!" "I want it!" "Help!" "I'll go to the bar" "OK, I'll see a doctor" "Well, help me unpack the clothes and put them into the wardrobe" "No problem, I'll help you for that" "Good boy" "Join me after you unpack them" "Yes" "Be quick" "What is this?" "It's not human dress!" "If my girlfriend puts these on," "I'll kick her out at once!" "Say what you're like with it on..." "Not human at all!" "Living on women..." "Living on women..." "What are you like?" "I've decided I won't live on women!" "I must go and make it clear to her!" "You're strong, do you go to gym?" "Look" "Very muscular!" "What about golf?" "You play golf well?" "OK?" "I'm called Big Head" "I'm OK." "Hello!" "OK, Big Head and I'll play golf in Zhuhai tomorrow and will be back in a couple of days" "Wait for me at the hotel" "Put all expenses into my account" "I'll sign the authorization letter for you when I return" "OK?" "Take over and it'll be yours" "Take it" "Hold on tight, don't let go" "Hard job for you" "Hold on!" "It seems to be here" "I haven't come for a long time" "Not yet there?" "Yeah, come on" "This is it, ring the bell now" "I wonder how granny is now" "The worst is to send her to hospital" "Coming..." "You're back, Wonderful?" " Where's granny?" " She's inside" "Queen!" "..." "Granny!" "My beloved!" "Let me see" "Aren't you seriously ill?" "You dad said so" "If he hadn't said so, then you wouldn't come home" "You tell lies again?" "Daughter, I don't want to tell lies to you but father is really very, very clever" "After thinking over for 20 years" "I've invented a formular to make a sure-win" "What formular?" "But it proves to be wrong" "Why did you say it's Sure-win then?" "That's why I've lost $300,000" "That time..." "I wouldn't have lost..." "Wait" "Mom, something's wrong, let's go" "You think you can?" "These three guys must be loan shark" "To be precise, the financial company hires us to remind customers to pay off their debts" "We have no relation to them" "Miss, if you stick on moustache you'll look exactly like Boasty Man" "I slept with another man and gave birth to her" "Want me to get your blood for DNA test?" "No!" "Boasty Man owes us $300,000" "He hasn't paid interest for 6 days and it adds up to $600,000 already" "Three more days and it'll become $1.2 million" "Kill me then" "No problem, but we must rape you first" "That'll last 3 years before we kill you" "Rape me, then kill him, but let her off" "Handsome guy, be good, rape me please" "Granny, stay out of this" "Rape me please, come on..." "Rape either of us please" "Rape both of us" "Rape me, if you want!" "Rape him at once!" "Shut up!" "Help!" "Report to the police, right?" "What police?" "Have a smoke" "Mr. Lai, I seldom smoke" "Smoking is hazardous to health" "We, new generation scoundrels, seldom smoke" "Right, very correct..." "Working now?" "Yeah, they won't pay debts, so I come to remind them" "How much do they owe?" "$600,000, and it'll be $12 million in 3 days" "Here..." "Here is 4th floor, my friends live on 3rd floor" "Watch out, the staircase is dark" "What if he won't pay off?" "Too bad for him" "He'll be in hell" "We'll take out the couple's internal organs and sell them for a transplant" "And the granny and grand daughter will be sold to cabaret for strip dance ...or become masseuses serve body message" "Say...isn't it bad for them?" "What if I pay off for him?" "Who are you?" "Come on, this watch is worth $100,000" "Take it as interest" "I'll pay you $600,000 in 3 days" "Thanks!" "Thanks, Hero..." "Daughter, your boyfriend?" "Beat it!" "There's no point of your paying our debts" "We're friends" "Excellent!" "Your ID cards, please" "Why?" "Either your ID cards, or I'll lock you up for 3 days" "See you in 3 days, thanks" "I'll give you discount next time" "Let's go!" "Your dagger" "It's souvenir for you" "Mr. Lai, it's too bad" "It's alright, we're friends" "We all...run into bad luck at times" "Not the same, you're a rich man" "I tell you frankly, I..." "Mr. Lai" "Mr. Lai, hello, how are you?" "I'm called Chu Shu Wan" "Wonderfuul is my daughter" "I tell you, she's a very good girl" "She has never dated before" "I guarantee she is a vir..." "Dad!" "I mean she'll be a good housewife" "Let's go" "Where to?" "To hell!" "Enjoy yourselves" "You needn't come home" "Remember...don't wear a condom!" "Sorry, my family has brought you lots of trouble" "It's alright" "Why must you help us?" "We've only just met" "I find that we can become friends" "What kind of friends?" "I must make it clear, I'm not that easy though you..." "I'm not that easy" "I've never thought about that" "I hate others telling lies to me" "I hate others telling lies to me too" "My two ex-boyfriends are liars" "I don't want that to happen again" "You believe in that Buddhist Master?" "Just a bit" "My friend, Witch, believes in him very much" "She says she must take me to Napel to see him ...as he has a temple there" "Witch says the air is very thin there" "People must break 3 times if they go for a kiss" "What if we go together?" "Hey, aren't you shy at all?" "I have things to see to, I must leave now" "I'll pay you back" "I'm ruined" "Just a kiss and I'm numbed over" "I've fallen in love with her?" "I'm ruined" "Are you serious?" "What?" "What?" "You keep sighing all night" "You keep sighing, you must be serious" "I was once a young girl" "When I was young, your dad court me hard and I suffered more than you now" "What's wrong with you?" "You've been in there for a long time" "You suffer from belly?" "You have loose bowel?" "You feel sick?" "Say something, what's wrong with you?" "How are you?" "Nuts" "What's wrong?" "Your sister comes for me!" "My sister?" "You mean period?" "Period!" "Are you getting heaty or something?" "Buddhist Master said I'll soon become a real woman and I've become a real woman now" "Pure, call up Freaky and Bully" "You three guys must try your best and do whatever you must to collect $600,000 for me within 72 hours" "You must make it!" "Please" "Dear fellows..." "OK is in trouble" "You must donate some money" "The more the better" " Please do us a favour and help..." " OK?" "Please help...thanks..." " You're so pretty, donate more" " Just so much" " $2?" " I've spent all money on clothing" " I donate as it's for OK, you have any?" " Forget it..." "Please..." "Over there, please" "How's situation?" "Pure, how is it now?" "There's only $100 something" "What do you mean?" "The money is not enough" "It seems you must find someone really rich for help" "Someone really rich?" "Fat Jean, her father runs a goldsmith shop" "It's too bad" "She always wants to capture me" "If I go, I must be eaten up by her" "Prepare for your death, for the sake of OK" "Jean" "What is it?" "Can you do me a favour?" "Let's go to a quiet place and tell me in details, OK?" "Yes" "Hello?" "OK, we've tried our best" "I've already sold my precious thing I've kept for 30 years" "But we've only collected $400,000... and an extra $10" "$400,000?" "I need $200,000 more" "Can you figure out for that $200,000?" "I must work again, bye" "Welcome!" "Welcome!" "Take your time..." "Haut Couture, owned by HK movie stars" "Anita Mui owned this one" "Anita Mui wore this hat for her concert" "This one is special" "Don't choose that one, try this" "This suits you perfectly" "You must try this one" "You look pretty with this" "I'll give you a discount" "You look like Maggie Cheung" "It's a bargain, I must buy it" "Lau Ka Ling wore this at a commercial" "Haven't seen that?" "What about this one?" "This one's the same" "I find that I look prettier, that one" "Try it on" "Hey, you've chosen anything?" " Handsome guy, whose hat is this?" " Roman's" "I've guessed!" "Good taste, just $15,000" " Is it nice?" " Very nice!" "OK...$15,000 is a bargain." "It's a bargain..." "It's bad..." "We need you, come on..." "How is it?" "It's him" "I didn't ask you to sell them" "He said he wants to buy all these" "Who owns them?" "The famous one" "What's special with Faye Wong?" "I mean Princess Diana" "The bras she had on the night before her accident in Paris" " Bloody...bras?" " Right" " How much?" " $20,000" " I'll take it!" " I mean US dollar!" " I'll take it!" " It's a deal!" "Come on, wrap it up!" "That way please, I'll wrap it up for you" "Hey...and the bottom, just $5,000!" "OK, I'll take it too!" "Thank you!" "I'll give you discount next time you borrow... or give you good interest rate" "Leave now" "I don't want to work in this field" "Anyway, I graduated in Macau University" "University graduate" "Thanks, Brother Keung!" "I must thank you this time" "I can't repay you, except letting my daughter to marry you" "Go dating, now..." "You still speak on?" "Rent hotel room, daughter" "Here's money for you" "You're dirty!" "She's really ignorant, don't blame her" "I'm very easy going, Mr. Lai" "I only ask for $20 million" "This sum will be enough for the rest of my life" "Mom, what are you doing?" "You get on my nerves!" "Mom!" "You stab me when the loan sharks spare me?" "Kick him!" "Are you my mother?" "You must have been raped by Japanese armies" "I'm not your son" "How come a mother stabs her own son?" "Call for ambulance!" "Haven't lit off firework for a long time!" "I'm happy!" "So romantic!" "Good stuff for sale..." "Real good stuff" "Come and buy some..." "Come and buy some..." "We're all ready" "Wish you happy in the new millennium Valentine's Day" "It's not 14th February today" "As long as we're happy ...then everyday is Valentine's Day" "Very touching" "It's worth to sacrifice this time" "Someone seems to be watching us" "Don't worry, it's policemen" "That's why we should be worried" "What are you doing?" "Lighting off fire-work?" "It's Macau here, Sir" "What's wrong?" "It's forbidden except during New Year!" "...and only in specific area!" "Sir..." "We do this for the sake of our friend, please spare us" "You say?" "Sir, we'll be sent to prison?" "Sure, even the breakfast is ready for you!" "Good..." "Very romantic" "Kiss her!" "Hey, Bitchy?" "Remember the 4 tricks you taught me last time?" "No, I may need that..." "I'm just worried he detests me" "Wait" "Yes" "First, praising him" "Getting excited myself..." "Obeying him" "OK...don't tell anyone else" "OK, bye" " Help yourself..." " Eat more..." "Help yourself..." "Eat a chicken leg" "Son-in-law, this chicken is tasty" "Very delicious" "I'll keep quiet..." "I'll speak if you keep quiet" "Mom, don't be so freak" "I must still say" "I only want to see your family" "Sure" "Good" "We'll pay you a visit on Saturday" "Good!" "Where is your house in HK?" "South of HK Island" "Eat one more chicken leg..." "Let's eat on..." "Let's eat..." "Boss, you must help me out ...or I'll reveal everything to your wife" "I'll arrive at once!" "Come!" "These are super sleeping pills, grind them" "Then..." "Yeahoo!" "I assure she'll sleep whole night" "Then we'll make use of her house" "When she wakes up, everything will be over" "Good buddies!" "Good buddies..." "Good buddies..." "Why didn't you give me a call first?" "Because I miss you" "I'm going for facial treatment now" "OK then, let's leave it till tomorrow" "I'd prefer tonight" "I won't take long, wait for me" "I won't take long either" "What is it?" "What are you doing?" "Opening this red wine" "You're bad" "You want to take pills?" "I have lots up there" "Do you?" "Come on now!" "How is it?" "When did you buy the sleeping pills?" "Validity Date is 1987" "Damn it!" "Let's stick to our plan" "Good!" "Mom, I asked you to stay home, but you must come" "How come there're so many steps?" "Are there?" "It's as pretty as a palace!" "Look, what a big bathtub!" "Row, row a boat..." "Great seaview!" "I must swim!" "Do you miss me?" " No" " No?" "I never say I miss someone" "I hang it on my neck" "Hold on tight" "Hi!" "Everybody, hello!" "Boss, this is..." "Dad, Uncle" "Mr. Lai, how are you..." " Where do you work?" " Casino Lisboa" "I work for Mr. Ho" "I've worked for Mr. Ho all my life but I've never got any pay" "Just kidding..." " This is your wife?" " Yes..." " I'm not his wife for a long time" " No..." "But that is surely my daughter" "Wonderful!" "Dad" "Don't take advantage of her" "Man, I act for you without any pay" "Let me take a little advantage" "Must I tell your secret to your wife..." "Where's your mother?" "Here" "Big mom!" "Little mom!" "How is everybody?" "Mother of Wonderful" "This pretty girl must be Wonderful" "Pretty, hug me" "I want to hug too!" "Mr. Lai, your mothers are very young!" "Stop kidding" "You're pretty too" "You have delicate skin ...and good figure too" "You really have good figure" "Look, I'm not as slim as you" "Right, though she has good figure" "Hers are not as strong as mine" "Caress them if you don't believe" "Let's eat!" "Let's eat" "Yes, Mum!" "Please help yourselves" "Sorry for the poor food" "You're so polite" "These dishes are excellent" "Lobster!" "Mom!" "But you have no teeth" "My son is a love machine" "Has your daughter thought over?" "Is he?" "My father always speaks without thinking after drunk" "Just a bit" "I must get some advantage" "I'll deduce 3 months' salary from you" "One month" "No, two months!" "Deal!" "You father and son are in good terms" "Just kidding..." "My son seldom makes girlfriends" "Wonderful, you may have confidence in him" "I assure he'll be loyal to you" "Let's eat..." "I must kill that bastard if I see him!" "Damn it, isn't it here?" "..." "What is going on?" "That woman is shouting hard" "Stop!" "What are you doing here?" "You!" "I know you're up to something as you slipped out" "Luckily I'm clever enough to have you followed" "So you really have concubine!" "No" "Your father has so many wives?" "Stop beating..." "Dad!" "Dad?" "We must tell mom the truth since this has happened" " What?" " What to tell her?" "You're a concubine indeed!" "Listen, before father got married he married her and gave birth to me" "He then married another woman, so you're his third wife" "I'm his third wife?" "No, listen to me..." "Bastard!" "You have two concubines!" "Impossible!" "I can't be his third wife!" "Sister, take it easy..." "We women all have poor life" "We should stand together and fight against men" "Right, we'll be a family, good idea" " OK now..." " Let's share everything" "We're a family from now on" "Third mom, listen to me" "Take father to hospital at once" "I'll join you later on" "In fact, big mom, little mom and I all work for our own living" "We never spend any money from father" "All father's money belongs to you" "It's good you understand" "Sisters, take this bastard away!" "Yes" "I'm so sorry" "We should apologize indeed" "Two Mrs. Lai" "You mustn't refrain from expressing your feeling" "Express it if you want, OK?" "We're so poor..." "Are you as horny as your father?" "Of course I am not" "What did you talk to those bitches?" "I didn't tell them anything about Wonderful and the boss's cousin" "Why did they shout then?" "I didn't tell them about your family's meeting, I really didn't" "I won't tell you anything in future!" "You reveal all secrets to others!" "You let those bitches know" "Wonderful is dating with the boss's cousin" "How can she face others?" "Why fear?" "She is now wife of the boss" "She can order those bitches about" "Don't bullshit" "It's all report in financial news" "Your boyfriend has bought up 35% of our company" "Boss's wife!" "Has he?" "Tonight at this annual party ...they're going to make official announcement" "What shall we do?" "Act accordingly" "Ms Wonderful" "Hello, wife of boss's cousin" "You're very pretty" "Much prettier than the fire-work" "Is boss's cousin good at kissing?" "Do the tricks Bitchy teaches you work?" "Nuts!" "It's so hectic here tonight" "It's our annual party" "Everyone of our company has come" "I'll be doing cat-walk with our models for the autumn designs of Romano Filiciano label" "You mean tonight that everyone at the office will be here?" "Come and change clothes for me" "I want a smoke, OK?" "Sure, I'll come for you very soon" "Take your time" "Pure, this is OK" "I'm at the annual ball of Selina's company" "Yes" "She's invited all her staff," "I might run into Wonderful" "Come and help me out" "Hurry, 3 minutes" "OK" "Why are you so nervous?" "I'm talking a big transaction" "Sorry" "My colleague, that very short one has told everything about us to others" "I fear that will make you embarrassed" "Not at all" "Hey, wooing my staff?" "Mr. Li" "Come, let me introduce" "Over there" "David" "Let me introduce, my cousin, David" "OK, he's also called Lai" "Hello!" "Hello, Mr. Lai!" "My cousin has just arrived from Singapore" "He's just bought up shares of our company" "And I'm going to officially announce this tonight" "Good news for you, I'll make you agent of our housing estate" "OK?" "My cousin loves you very much" "Selina is a passionate girl" "He's pale, with big eyes..." "Oh!" "I really want him!" "Hey, hey..." "Come and help my models get dressed" "You're calling us?" "You" "We need help, you come and help" "You take Wondeful as your maid?" "You merely share the same status now" "What did you say?" "She's drunk" "I'll help you..." "I've asked the Personnel not to employ the dwarf" "She really spoils our image, damn it!" "Let's go" "Mr. Lai...someone bullies your girlfriend!" "Who dares bully my..." "Mr. Lai's girlfriend?" "You know each other?" "Yeah, we know each other" "Come, let us introduce our girlfriend to each other" "Let's begin" "This is my girlfriend" "Girlfriend...this is my girlfriend" "This is my girlfriend" "My girlfriend" "I'm really sorry" "I'll ask someone else to help then" "Enjoy yourselves" "It's alright, since we're friends just let me help you" "No!" "If you go away someone will become lonely" "OK, I can handle" "I'll come very soon, Honey" "That flirty Selina wanted to bully Wonderful" "She doesn't know who we are" "It's OK, she's Pure's girlfriend" "Yeah..." "Is this true?" "You'd better dump her, she's flirty" "I'll spank her tonight" "Count me in" "What's wrong?" "It seems you're ill, you'd better see a doctor" " My stomach cramps" " No" "I'll soon announce you to be Vice-President" "Let's postpone it" "You feel sick?" "Let me get you some pills" "I'll go with you" "Keep an eye on him..." "I'll get you some pills" "He asks me to keep an eye on you" "All our staff are pretty, help yourself" "You know I don't like this ...but I love to talk to my staff in Singapore" "OK, do as you please" "I'll greet some friends" "OK" " Thanks" " OK, I'll look for you" " Thanks" " Hi!" "My ladies" "We haven't met before" "You don't know me" "But I think in just 15 minutes and they'll introduce me to everybody here" "Let's meet till then" "Let me introduce myself to you" "I'm David Lai" "Your boss is my cousin" "The Big Boss, Boss" "You may call me David" "Boss, Mr. David" "May I know your name?" "We're small potatoes, no need for that" "But you must remember this lady" "Don't bullshit, let him speak whatever he likes" "He pretends to be your boyfriend" "What?" "Nothing, I said the girl in front of you is Wonderful, fiancee of Mr. Lai and that's cousin of our boss" "You mean I pretend to be your boss's cousin?" "She's my fiancee?" "Let me take a look" "Hey..." "You're pervert!" " Kill him!" " Why beat her?" "You beat my friend?" "!" "His nose is bleeding" " What is going on?" " Shall we call police?" " What is it?" "How come?" " What's going on?" " Are you alright?" " They beat me!" "Are you crazy?" "You beat the new Vice-Chairman?" "What did you say?" "She asked why you beat my cousin?" "Your cousin?" "They said I pretend to be your cousin" "You're crazy!" "Which department you work?" "You're fired!" "She's girlfriend of your cousin, OK Lai" "Why do you fire her?" "Aren't you Pure's girlfriend?" "I thought you were Pure's girlfriend" "OK Lai, stand there!" "Stand there!" "I can explain" " You told others you're my cousin?" " Sorry" "What's exactly is going on?" "Tell them you're his cousin" "Sorry" "In fact..." "You've been cheating me" "You've said you don't tell lies" "I tell you, he's only one of my boyfriends" "He's only an property agent" "So you've been cheating me" "No, this is misunderstanding, just misunderstanding" "Your two colleagues keep saying I'm his cousin" "You're a swindler" "Dare you leave" "You don't want to be agent of our estate?" "I won't grant his the right even if he kneels down to me!" "Sorry" "Hey!" "Leave me alone" "Stand there and listen to me, OK?" "What must you say?" "All you do is telling lies" "I've lost my job now, what else do you want?" "This is only a misunderstanding" "I didn't mean to cheat you" "Did I ask you to cheat me then?" "I'm to blame" "I should have told you I'm not his cousin" "Give me a chance, I'll prove I am good for you" "All men are good good at telling lies" "Listen to me" "I promise you I won't tell lies anymore" "What you've just said is also a lie, Mr. Lai" "Let me go away if you take me as friend" "Immediately!" "I hope you can become an honest man in future" "I don't want another girl to suffer like I do today" "I hope you not only be honest to others but be honest to yourself too" "Don't cheat yourself anymore" "Why wait on?" "Wonderful would have answered your call if she wanted" "You're wasting your efforts" "I must prove it to her" "I must try to make her forgive me" "She's so angry now, let her calm down" "I'm serious with her" "I know." "But it's not the proper time" "You'd better wait till later" "I'm to blame" "I've told too many lies" "I've hurt her so much" "From now on, I'll never tell lies again" "I must improve myself" "You believe I can?" "No!" "Damn you!" "You don't believe me?" "It's hard to believe you won't tell lies" "Try me out" "I must prove it to you, I'll not tell lies again" "Come on" "Last year my girlfriend learnt that we went for massage in Macau are you the one who told her?" "Yes, I was the one" "Why must you do that?" "Because Mona asked me to tell her" "Didn't Mona fear you?" "I feared her indeed" "That day in there..." "She dumped me" "So you're hiding so many things from us" "You take us a buddies?" "How many things more you're hiding from us?" "Yes" "I want to ask you for ages" "Were you the one who broke my father's bone ash jar?" "Yes!" "I was drunk and carelessly I knocked it over and broke it" "You framed up my cat?" "And I had it castrated!" "My mom left that cat to me!" "You're evil!" "We're buddies, don't do this to me!" "Be frank..." "Did you steal my porn magazine I keep in the drawer?" "Don't be angry" "I stole and gave it to my boss" "You take us as buddies?" " Who attacked me?" " My bottle is here" "Not me, my bottle is here too, I haven't attacked you" "It's me" "What kind of buddy are you?" "You knocked on him?" "Sorry, I..." "Sorry, I'm sorry" "Nothing, buddies!" "You should have knocked him harder!" "Good buddies!" "Good buddies..." "What a good view!" "Honey, this flat is nice" "This flat will bring much profit" "But I find this place a bit odd" "Do you?" "Mr. Lai, has anything occurred to this flat before?" "I mustn't tell you..." "You mean there is?" "Tell us please" "Two weeks ago" "The husband killed his wife in the kitchen and pushed the adulterer down from this balcony" "He also killed his father-in-law in the toilet" "You needn't tell all the details to us" "Sorry, Mr. And Mrs. Wu" "Because I've promised myself never to tell lies again" "I've never seen a more honest estate agent as you!" "Honey, I feel very frightened" "We'd better leave at once" "Let's go" "Mr. Wu, a Taoist ritual may help" "You say?" "Uncle, open the door" "I'm an honest man" "I won't tell anymore lies, I'm very honest now" "Open the door and let me see Wonderful, please" "Go away, stop bothering me!" "Though she won't see me, let me see you once" "Lousy!" "What image is this?" "Come in first..." "What image is this?" "I've invented a new All-win formular ...for horse-racing" "What formular?" "But it proves to be a failure" "That Loan Shark Keung keeps coming every day" "Where's Wonderful?" "How come I know?" "I'm preparing to run away, I don't care a dime" "I'll leave if you don't know" "Remember to close the door!" "Is Boasty Man in?" "Yes." "Here" "Where?" " In the kitchen" " In the kitchen?" "You go and take a look" " In the kitchen?" " Yeah" " Really?" " Yeah" "Why must you tell me?" "I'm not the same, I never tell lies again" "You're cheating me!" "There must be trap inside!" "There must be trap..." "I'll get more men, wait for me!" "He's really inside the kitchen, why don't you trust me?" "You won't suffer, just take a look" "You are real bastard..." "You wanted to betray me!" "Betray me?" "Luckily Loan Shark Keung didn't believe you!" "Uncle, don't be angry" "I've promised Wonderful I'll never tell lies again!" "You've promised Wonderful you'll never tell lies again?" "I won't believe you never tell lies again!" "You won't tell lies again?" "OK, let me ask you" "Am I handsome?" "No" "Not handsome!" "Not handsome..." "Get up!" "Get up!" "I ask you again" "Am I handsome?" "You're really not handsome!" "Not handsome..." "Big nostrils, flat lips, you're rude and ugly..." "Get up!" "I...ask you the last time" "Am I handsome?" "I've lost all friends" "But I only have Wonderful in my mind" "Uncle" "Although I'm not handsome" "Why must you say in that tone?" "You make me tremble" "I've promised her I won't tell lies again but I didn't say I never fight back" "Go to hell!" " Ass-hole!" "You beat me so hard?" " Mom..." "Help!" "Mom!" "You're so crazy for girls?" "You won't tell lies?" "I hire you because you're expert at telling lies ...that you're expert at boasting" "Why must I hire you if you don't tell lies?" "I'm a professional" "Damn you!" "You've turned all clients away" "You know, Mr. Wu, the man you served yesterday is the most stupid client from Mainland" "He's ready to buy whatever we sell him" "But you've scared him away, you must compensate" "I'm only telling him the truth" "I don't want anyone who tells the truth" "You either jump from that flat..." " ...or else..." " OK!" "I'll quit!" "I'll be happy if you mean that" "It's true" "Boss, let me tell you" "Your wife is so nice to you" "You can't find a better woman than her" "Do cherish her" "Is this true or if it's a lie?" "Figure it out yourself!" " Hey!" "Hello!" "OK!" " Mr. Wu?" "Hello!" "Hi!" "Mrs. Wu, how are you?" "Why so down?" "You get fired?" "How come you know?" "I called up your boss and asked him to fire you" "You find me so disgusting?" "No, if he didn't fire you, how can I employ you?" "I've been doing business for a long time but you're the most honest man I've ever seen" "So I've decided to open a company with you" "I'll give you capital, you 40%, while I 60%" "Are you serious?" "Yes" "I'm like you, I've promised myself that I won't tell lies again!" "Come on" "Good operation!" "Thanks for giving me this chance, Mr. Wu" "Six months later" "Congratulations!" "Thanks!" "Good guy!" "You've opening the 3rd branch since you co-operated with Mr. Wu" "My business is bad, I might as well sell it to you" "I can then invest on other business" "To be frank, if you hadn't fired me ...I wouldn't have this chance now" "Don't mention the sad past" "What you said is very reasonable" "I've dumped my girlfriend already" "Have you?" "Congratulations" "My wife is pregnant" "Send my regards to my third mother" "Stop kidding again..." "I'm sorry, help yourself" "I'm sorry" "My wife has spent much time on her clothes" "She looks nice?" "Yeah..." "Mrs. Wu has good taste" "Don't laugh at me, I know nothing about fashion" "OK, you're young man, give some opinion" "Go and change into something else" "This doesn't suit the situation" "I just love an honest man like him!" "You mustn't be cocky" "If you go out in the evening, I'll ask him where you go" "Come in please..." "I'm sorry, honey" " Thanks..." " You're welcome" "Business is very good recently" "Sure" "Everyone is saying that OK is a very honest guy and our business has been soaring" "Everyone know we're honest and sincere and we've really made a fame for it" "Good then, come, cheers..." "Congratulations" "You said you never mind him?" "He seems to have improved much" "Sure, he hasn't told any lies for a whole 6 months and this Honest Real Estate has become well-known" "Good then" "Furthermore, he hasn't met any girl for 6 months" "That has nothing to do with me" "He sends you a bouquet and an e-mail every day ...for a consecutively 6 months" "You should consider whether to forgive him or not" "Let's watch on" "What's your decision?" "Cheers!" "Today it's OK's birthday" "Let's wish him Happy Birthday and prosperous business!" "Wish you open more branches of Honest Real Estate!" "Will this come true?" "It'll come true if you repeat it after midnight" "Wrong..." "It'll come true if you mean it" "No one knows this better than Witch" "Witch, how come you're here?" "I come all for OK" "Where is..." "Wonderful?" "She..." "Well, I seldom see her, she has changed a job" "Changed a job?" "I should thank Wonderful indeed" "If not for her, I would still be fooling around by telling lies" "I wouldn't become boss of Honest Real Estate, right?" "Cheers, come on" "Come on!" "You've broken up with her for 6 months" "She may have a boyfriend now" "I'll tell her this if I see her" "Sorry, the people who reserved the VIP room may fail to come" "We can give you that room if they don't come" "You must send someone and wait there" "But I'm very busy..." "Who will go?" " Yeah, who will go?" " I'm busy too, I..." "I'll go then" "No, how can that be?" "Where's Wonderful?" "I've pushed her inside already" "Good!" "OK..." "I have a hard time looking you up" "How come you're here?" "Let's go inside" "Sit down first" "What is it?" "My dad is dying, with 3 more months to go" "What then?" "He wants to separate his property" "There's a condition, he wants me to get married" "If I can get married at once then I can get a quarter of his money" "That's about $3 billion" "You'd better get married at once" "I want to get married with you" "Are you kidding?" "I'm serious!" "but I'll only marry you for 2 years" "I'll sign a contract with you, saying we'll divorce in 2 years" "On our wedding day, I'll pay you $50 million and when we get divorced, I'll pay you another $100 million" "I'll also pay for all your expenses too" "$150 million" "Everyone will be willing to marry you" "Why choose me?" "Because you're the only man I can live with for two years" "All other men are rubbish" "I don't believe in them" "Do figure it out" "You're only an property agent" "And $150 million for you is an astronomical sum" "I know you'll promise me" "Will you?" "Congratulations to both of you" "Wonderful!" "Wonderful..." "Wonderful" "All men are swindlers" "Buddhist Master won't tell lies" "Buddhist Master tells lies" "He won't tell lies" "All men are liars" "I won't trust any men again" "But Buddhist Master once said if you go on pilgrimage to his temple one day ...then your marriage will arrive" "But it's so far away..." "We've done so much" "Why not trust him one more time?" "Katmandu,NEPAL" "Buddhist Master!" "I know you will come" "How come you know?" "Well, I just know" "It's fate" "Why must the men I love keep cheating me?" "He loves you" "He's getting married with another woman" "He'll get $150 million for that" "No men can resist the money" "That woman is very pretty too" "But you remember, I told you?" "That after you come to this temple your marriage will arrive" "You mean I'll meet another man?" "They know" "They just know" "Buddhist Master!" "Quiet, it's a sacred place here" "He always says part of the things" "It gets on my nerves!" "Hey!" "Will magazines report about wedding of OK and her?" "We'll know if we buy magazines after we arrive in HK" "I don't have this mood" "Someone wants to know, but upset for it" "Why must I become generous?" "I'll never bless them" "I must curse them, that they quarrel everyday" "That they quarrel day and night" "That their toilet clogs, that their bathtub breaks" "That their TV breaks down, and have flat tyres" "That their baby..." "They will have no offspring!" "You needn't curse them hard" "Don't curse them, it'd bad for yourself" "I'm very upset!" "We have honour to have Selina Lee to be model for the wedding gown show today" "Aren't you getting married?" "I'll get married immediately if you promise me" "But that $150 million" "I don't need that money" "Great" "So we must break 3 times to kiss in Nepal" "Let's kiss for longer time" "It's fate"