"[Mouse squeaks]" "[Penguins wenk]" "[All cheering]" "[Screeches]" "♪ Adventure Time ♪" "♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪" "♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪" "♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪" "♪ The fun will never end ♪" "♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll" "Finn to Prubs." "Come in, Prubs." "Hey, Finn!" "How's the mission going?" "[Sighs] So far, no sign of the Birdman." "Why's this guy so dangerous?" "Some say he's a half man/half bird that poops fire while he flies." "It's all rumors so far." "That's why I need you and Jake to find out everything you can about him and report back to me." "Where are you?" "Under the sea." "The mermaids are trying to beach themselves." "I came to see why." "Turns out, they're just lonely." "Ha ha!" "Maybe I'll go hang out with them after this biz." "Sounds great, Finn." "Okay." "Bye, PB!" "By-y-y-y-y-e!" "Come on, let's go look for that creep." "Whoa." "[Whoosh!" "]" "[Wings flutter]" "[Crickets chirping]" "[Coughs]" "Huh?" "Where am I?" "This is the Rookery, where I and my bird friends dwell." "So are you, like, the great birdman?" "That's what they call me nowadays." "But when I first met you, Finn, and you, Jake, you knew me as Xergiok, the Goblin King!" "BOTH:" "Wha-a-a?" "!" "When we first met, I was crazy for smacking goblin hams." "I was cruel, selfish, brutal." "But everything changed after I was defeated by the two of you!" "So, you got some slick new shades, and now everything's different?" "Oh, no." "My change has been deep." "And these whatsits are only curtains for empty windows." "Whoa." "What happened there?" "I miffed off a wizard, and he took my eyes." "I wonder what he wanted them for... some kind of lotion or potion or time-traveling spell." "I'll never know." "Never." "Ever." "Never." "But losing my eyesight was only the beginning of my wonderful change." "I started meditating and doing yoga." "Now I can "see" with my heart and smell with my soul." "You smell with your beard?" "I smell with my nose!" "Lame!" "[Inhales sharply]" "Ohmmmmmmmm..." "What are you doing?" "...mmmmmmm... [honks]" "[Honks]" "[Honks]" "Oh, Taffy!" "You heard my call!" "Climb aboard, boys." "Taffy will take us to the lower level, and you can have a bite to eat." "Oh." "Uh... me and Jake will follow you." "Jake needs to stretch out and stuff." "Okay, great!" "Well, follow me!" "[Honks]" "It's crazy, right?" "The way dude's eyeballs are just hanging there?" "I know." "I almost told him 'cause it was driving me nuts." "Yeah!" "Me too!" "You think he's got evil intentions behind his reborn star-child act?" "I don't know." "But if he does, I'm gonna find out." "Yeah." "Me too." "Nice and cool down here, isn't it?" "[Birds honking]" "Aha!" "Listen to the babies." "Num-num time." "[Honking continues]" "Aw." "Hey, that's cute." "BIRDMAN:" "There you go, little ones." "Suckle, suckle!" "They're small, but they sure can take a lot out of you." "Whoo!" "Dizzy." "Sometimes feeding really wipes me out." "I hope you'll excuse me while I refocus my Chi." "See you in a while." "Now's our chance to do some snooping." "FINN:" "Jake!" "I found his weapon stash." "Hmm." "What is it?" "A fighting stick?" "A dagger?" "This one's a letter from the hospital." "You can read those bumps with your fingers?" "Yeah, I learned braille from my ex." "Your ex was blind?" "Nah, just cool." ""Dear Xergiok, thank you so much for your donation." "The kidneys fit great."" "Well, geez, maybe he has changed his ways." "Maybe." "Let's keep looking." "Doi!" "[Grunts]" "[Honking]" "Oh!" "[Screams]" "BOTH:" "Oh, crease!" "Psychic links!" "Cardamon, my friend, I'm coming!" "[Bonk!" "]" "Ooh!" "Aah!" "Mother of gob!" "Hold on, Cardi!" "Okay, here I am, buddy." "OI' Xergi's here." "[Grunts]" "Let's see, now." "Aw, dang!" "[Inhales sharply]" "Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!" "Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!" "Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wong!" "Wha-a-a-a-t?" "!" "Shush, Chile!" "Ah, Finn and Jake, you are here." "Where'd you learn that heal spell?" "I use no magic." "I manipulated space with a vibrational chant." "You see, now the injury has transferred to me." "Ooh, yeah!" "That hurts, baby!" "Whooooo!" "Can't you see, Jake?" "I love these birds more than I love myself." "What am I to the deafening roar of the macrocosmos?" "Nothing much." "Just a vessel to carry the message of friendship to y'all beasts and dirt." "Dirt?" "Yeah." "Look." "Hello, friends." "Go for a ride." "Listen, man, about your eyes..." "Yes..." "a wizard stole them." "All right." "But not... [grunts]" "Finn, what are you doing, man?" "Dude, he's changed." "Are you sure?" "Uh, yeah, man." "Isn't it kind of obvi?" "All right." "Tell him." "Tell me what?" "Your eyes weren't stolen by a wizard." "They're in your beard." "All right." "Ooh!" "Where are they?" "Ohhh!" "Ohhhhh!" "Dude, your eyes are in your beard." "[Laughs] What?" "Good job, guys." "Goofing on the blind guy..." "real nice!" "No, man, they're right here." "What in my li-i-i-fe?" "!" "We didn't tell you 'cause we thought you might still be a Wong Lord." "And these aren't grapes, right?" "No, man." "Hmm." "Finn and Jake, could you help me onto Cardamon's back?" "I would like to be high in the clouds, bathed in the pinks and blues of the desert twilight, when I restore my sight." "Sure." "Okay." "[Grunts]" "Climb aboard!" "Vanilla!" "Chocolat!" "Cinnamon!" "Agave!" "All my friends, to the skies!" "[Birds honking]" "♪ Far, far above ♪" "♪ Time standing still ♪" "♪ Memories are one ♪" "♪ Same space, same will ♪" "♪ Now move along ♪" "♪ Light speed divides ♪" "♪ Rips all from one ♪" "♪ It blows my eye holes ♪" "♪ And fills me with real power ♪" "♪ Fills me with real power!" "♪" "♪ Power!" "♪" "♪ Power!" "♪" "♪ Power!" "♪" "♪ Power!" "♪" "Power." "FINN:" "How's it feel, man?" "Oh." "Yeah, it's overwhelming." "This view takes me back." "I always loved the sunset... and the silhouettes of my little goblins lined up to receive their spankings!" "[Laughs]" "Well, the past is the past." "[Both sigh]" "I want to thank you guys for finding my eyes." "I don't know where I got that idea about the wizard." "You were in the desert a long time, man." "Yes... 20 years." "Nah, it was more like one year and change, dude." "Yes, things certainly have changed for me in that time." "Say, who's ruling the, uh, Goblin Kingdom since I left?" "Whisper Dan." "Oh." "Whisper Dan." "That's cool." "Cool." "Cool." "Hey, you guys want a ride back to your crib?" "Yeah." "Sure, man." "Yup." "Uh, wait." "Xergiok, this is the Goblin Kingdom." "I know, but I was thinking... now that I'm wiser, I could rule as King again." "That idea is terrible." "Well, you know, I disagree." "And I have my army of bird friends, so anyone who disagrees with me should get a spanki-i-i-i-i-i-ng!" "[Laughing evilly]" "Hey, Jeff, is that your real laugh?" "[Chuckles]" "No!" "It's Xergiok!" "Oh, Glob!" "[Screams]" "Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!" "Ah, dang!" "Aaaaah!" "Yeah, baby!" "[Laughs]" "Come on, man." "Are you for real?" "Attack, birds!" "Attack!" "Where's the butt on this thing?" "That's sort of like a butt." "Yeah!" "[Laughing]" "You like that?" "Huh?" "[Laughs]" "Whoa!" "Wait!" "Cardamon!" "Nougat!" "Stevia!" "Dang!" "You lost your friends, dude." "Yeah, I feel myself hitting bottom again." "[Voice breaking] Yep." "Okay." "Here we go." "[Sobbing]" "Wo-o-o-wo-wong!" "Here, Finn... take my eyes and bury them forever." "I will not need them again." "Okay, man." "[Sighs]" "Thanks." "Are you gonna be all right, man?" "It's cool." "[Sobs]" "BOTH:" "Bye!" "Dude, that sucks." "I hope he finds peace..." "or something." "He's going to the reservoir." "Um... why is he doing that?" "Maybe he's thirsty." "GOBLIN:" "Oops." "I guess he was just sad." "Should we save him?" "Nah, man, he's fine." "Whoooooooooooooo!" "What the?" "I found a girlfriend!" "I'm in love!" "Whoo!" "♪ Ha ha ha-a-a-a-a-a ♪" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪" "♪ We can wander through the forest ♪" "♪ And do so as we please ♪" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪" "FINN:" "This party is so crazy!" "Ripped By mstoll"