"Ureshiya odore RUMBA Hare nochi Guu" "Itoshi itonayamashi koshitsuki de" "Anata to LOVE LOVE yo TROPICAL" "Nante PARADISE Hare nochi Guu" "Ojousan natsuwa goyoujin" "Koi no HOOK hazuretemasu" "Nukiashi sashiashi de shinobiyoru" "Ayashii kage sore wa dare?" "NICE na Lookin'!" "HEART wa Zukkin!" "KISS ha koi no hissu ITEM" "Riding on the winds, where should I go bursting out of the twilight city so full of people" "Back when I was young the two of us alone, in that tiny room we weren't afraid of anything" "The only thing I was afraid of so afraid of, was losing you" "Hitomi wa uruu RUMBA Hare nochi Guu DELUXE!" "Dame dame ima wa dame hai soko yo DELUXE!" "Jounetsu hyakudo-shii ooyakedo DELUXE!" "Hare hore hire Hare nochi Guu DELUXE!" "Kuchibiru nurete RUMBA Hare nochi Guu DELUXE!" "Furete furerarete hazukashiya DELUXE!" "Anata to LOVE LOVE yo TROPICAL DELUXE!" "Nante PARADISE Hare nochi Guu DELUXE!" "This is enough!" "Every day, every day, every single day!" "Why, why, WHY is it that I always have to make the meals!" "?" "Yum!" "Yum!" "YUMMY!" "What is it with this great flavor!" "?" "It makes me sad as a kid." "Am I an Ir*n Ch*f?" "Or some Mr. Aj*kko?" "Well, with me like this..." "It's getting hard for me to do any chores that involve standing up." "Right." "No "right" from you!" "That's right!" "How about you make something for a change!" "?" "Why don't you contribute as a member of this household!" "?" "Hm, you've got a point there." "But, sorry to say, I find things like that tedious." "Okay, I'm sorry for asking." "Oh, I can see it..." "I can just see it..." "How my life is going to be after Mom gives birth..." "Hare!" "Want to join all of us and go play in the river?" "Sorry." "I have to babysit, and also make dinner..." "Oh..." "Hey!" "Hurry on over!" "Sorry... invite me another time." "What, Hare can't come again today?" "He's really anti-social lately..." "Well, you know what I was talking about earlier?" "She hasn't said anything yet." "Poor me!" "Even more than I expected!" "Dammit!" "A baby is" "Poor boy..." "He's got that child-raising neurosis." "He's pretty far gone -- considering he hasn't even started to raise the child." "TWINKLE CHIRP-CHIRP MY ANGEL" "Guu..." "I believe that I understand all of your worries, Hare." "Guu..." "You're not sure if you can raise the child, right?" "That's not it!" "It's not the child that's coming into the world;" "I'm unsatisfied with the child's parents!" "Everyone has worries about raising a child at first." "You know..." "This isn't a problem that you carry alone, Hare." "Guu!" "There are limits to how much you can pretend you're not listening to what someone's saying." "I don't know if this will be of use to you, Hare, but I brought you something nice." "Yeah, yeah... what is it?" "This." "Where did you kidnap this baby from!" "?" "This will serve as practice for raising kids." "I beg you, please have a conversation with me!" "Geez, where did this baby come from?" "Come to think of it, this face looks somewhat familiar..." "Actually, these curls in the kid's hair remind me of something..." "MOM!" "?" "Mom!" "MOM!" "Are you here!" "?" "Did you call?" "Don't make her answer!" "But, is that really the case?" "I-Is this really Mom?" "Weda really looks young today!" "There's a limit to that!" "Oh, geez, how am I going to explain this situation to the school doc!" "?" "The school doc?" "Oh, geez, how am I going to explain this situation to the school doc!" "?" "He's right here." "Take charge of your parents and re-raise them." "Come to think of it..." "What's wrong?" "Mom has been turned into this what happened to the baby she was carrying?" "Ah!" "Forgot!" "It's fine!" "It's fine!" "If you raise them well, they'll be back to normal tomorrow." "Like a baby would grow up that quickly!" "Here." "What is this?" "You push the START button like this." "Oh!" "It's a game!" "?" "In this game, if you adjust stamina, intelligence, elegance, charm, and affection (among other parameters)..." "Well, the child will grow up into a wonderful adult." "Who the heck are you?" "Oh, I apologize for not introducing myself." "I am Guu, the guide for this game." "So your name is the same." "Don't worry about the petty details." "Game, start!" "All right, if it's a game..." "Oh?" "What's this expression?" "This means they are in a very bad mood." "Mood?" "See, here." "Wow, so low!" "And it's getting even worse!" "Now, now, you have to hurry up and do something." "All right..." "Huh?" "Wha-?" "Now, now, you have to hurry up!" "How in the world do I get them in a better mood?" "Perhaps you should manually change their diapers and feed them milk." "There's no point in playing the game, then!" "Whew, I was able to somehow get by..." "Hey, Guu, they are going to return to normal, right?" "They will be all grown up by tomorrow." "Really?" "Mama!" "Oh, the children are speaking." "They've grown up." "Grown up?" "I only see a small difference..." "I said that they will grow up." "I never said they would be back to the way they were." "But before that, here." "I have to hurry to school!" "If you leave them home alone, their independence will grow but their affection value will decrease." "Is that alright?" "T-They've grown some more..." "Hey, Hare." "Whose kids are they?" "Uhm... they're my distant relatives." "Hey, what are your names?" "Weda!" "Clive!" "What should I do?" "Not only will people be suspicious, in the worst case, they might find out that this is my Mom and" "You have a strange family..." "Naming their kids after their own relatives!" "Yeah!" "But, the names are easy to remember!" "Thinking normally, such a thing is impossible..." "Think with common sense." "Common sense!" "That's the one phrase least suited to come out of your mouth." "I think bringing them to school was the right decision." "People take care of them for me on their own." "Long long ago, somewhere out there was an old man and an old woman..." "Is it all right to leave them alone?" "Look." "Wow, the clothes I made fit perfectly!" "Kids nowadays..." "You look away for one moment, and this happens." "Actually, it looks like they've grown up a lot in just the ten seconds that I looked away." "Now, Hare, the affection you've been showering on them has come to fruition and they're already this" "No, I'm not doing anything!" "That's right..!" "The same thing with the school doc..?" "Clive ran out a few minutes ago." "He was being all cocky, saying he couldn't play with young kids." "The policy of leaving kids alone at times makes them run out of control." "Run out of control?" "Even if the school doc has grown, he's only about my age right now, right?" "I hear that juvenile delinquents are getting younger and younger lately..." "If you continue to leave him alone, he might cause some tragedy that will be a great burden to society." "SCHOOL DOC!" "Hare~kyun!" "I wonder how he's doing!" "Hare~kyun!" "Hare~kyun!" "Can they really become delinquent at that age?" "No, of all kids, our kids..." "But, if he really becomes a juvenile delinquent, and turns into some uncouth adult..." "That's right, I'll just reset and start over!" "I don't want to do anything like this ever again..." "Geez, where did he go?" "U-Um, excuse me..." "Huh?" "Whoa!" "Got a problem, dammit?" "I'm glad that it only went so far..." "Wait, this is no time to be reassured." "Damn you!" "Whose bike is that?" "It doesn't' matter whose it is." "It's got nothing to do with you." "W-What kinda attitude is that towards your parent..." "Don't touch someone else's stuff!" "This is...!" "?" "Goddammit!" "What the hell are you doing to my scooter!" "You goddamn brat!" "You've got some nerve!" "I'll send you to eternal hell!" "Oh, Hare~kyun!" "I wanted to see you..." "I've been looking for you!" "Now you see how fruitless violence is, don't you?" "Je t'aime!" "Now you see how fruitless violence is, don't you?" "Geez, I'm always in such a rush..." "Now you see how fruitless violence is, don't you?" "Oh, that's right, I made lunch." "Now you see how fruitless violence is, don't you?" "Would you like to eat it?" "Now you see how fruitless violence is, don't you?" "I-I'm so tired..." "But, it was all worth it." "The children have overcome obstacles." "Only a bit more to go." "That's true." "All right, in the final stages, I'm going to raise them with lots of affection." "Hey, what do you want to eat for dinner tonight?" "Don't care." "You don't care?" "There's got to be something, like your favorite food." "I don't really care, so can you keep quiet a bit?" "What was that?" "I can't read my book." "This brat!" "He's already showing signs of his future annoying self..." "Huh?" "She's helping out with laundry!" "What a good girl!" "Here's your share, Papa." "I mean, I don't want to wash my stuff in the same load as your underwear." "Don't put them into the washing machine until my load's all done!" "I'm gonna go wash myself up, too." "To scold or not...?" "Of course you should!" "Papa, you pervert!" "Don't come storming in like that!" "Don't grow up so suddenly!" "What's with this startling happening!" "?" "Why are you getting mad, when I didn't do anything wrong!" "Papa's being mean!" "I'm not at fault either!" "Papa's being mean!" "I'm not at fault either!" "In any case, hurry up and look the other way!" "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "Geez, throwing stuff about like this..." "When you read something, pick up after yourself." "Geez, what's so sad about this is that I'm looking after kids older than me." "D-D-Don't go tidying up without telling me." "I'll do it myself later!" "I beg you, don't confront me with stuff that I have a hard time dealing with!" "Just go over there and make some dinner." "Geez, both of them have grown into a difficult age..." "Well now, it just means that the kids we took the trouble to raise have reached that age." "As a mother, should I feel happy or sad about it?" "Sorry to bother you while you have such a look of accomplishment..." "But I think I'm the only one that's been dealing with the trouble for a while now." "Don't worry about the petty details." "Geez!" "Everyone is doing whatever they please." "I think I'm the only one that's troubled right now." "At this rate, after the baby is born, I'll have to take care of anything and everything all by myself!" "In the end..." "In the end, nobody really cares about how I feel..." "I don't see any signs of growth." "Hare, you may not have noticed but it's not like the surroundings are forcing you to do everything yourself." "You're just trying to do everything on your own without being told to do so." "Raising a child is not a game." "You're dealing with living, breathing humans." "What can you do by struggling on your own?" "You think that nobody is really going to care about what you think?" "Why can't you say you need help, that you want someone to lend a hand?" "Wanting someone to understand without really saying so -- isn't that what you'd call selfish?" "I see..." "I was cornering myself all along..." "Don't be so reckless." "Hot, hot..." "Hare, is there some cold tea or something?" "Hey, isn't dinner ready yet?" "This is...?" "Oh, good work!" "They've grown up properly." "Now, what do the results say?" "Eh?" "How is it?" "Kids grow up even without the help of parents." "In other words, the parents' hardships don't matter." "They only grow up the way they want to grow up." "Well, good luck." "What's with that..." "Where's my cold tea?" "Where's food?" "Food!" "CHEST-HAIR CONTINENT" "How much longer must I continue living like this?" "Even if I continue to live a lie with fake hair..." "In reality I am perhaps I'm no longer any good." "The elder is dead asleep and won't wake up?" "It's been three days now." "I wonder what's up with the old man..." "I-It's not like he hit his head against something, right?" "Yeah, I had the school doc look him over." "I don't see anything physically wrong with him..." "It looks like he's just asleep." "If it continues for a long time, we'll be better off conducting a serious physical exam." "Just asleep, huh..." "He mutters things in his sleep, too." "What should I do?" "What in the world happened to the elder?" "It can't be a new type of disease or anything..." "So, how is he when he's asleep?" "Actually, he smiles like he's having a really good time." "I wonder if he's having a really fun dream or something." "Or so you think." "Then he starts to groan all of a sudden, and mutters..." ""Guu-sama, Guu-sama."" "Gu...!" "Hey, what's this about!" "?" "What did you do!" "?" "Guu hasn't done anything!" "What's up with that!" "?" "It makes you look even more suspicious!" "Well, it's not a bad feeling to have someone care for me enough to call for me in their sleep..." "He's having a nightmare!" "Don't give me this aggressive positive thinking bit!" "That's right!" "I get it now!" "Gramps the old man is in love with Guu." "But, he was worried about the age difference and suddenly realized something." "That in his dreams, without being scrutinized by anyone and without being scorned by societal or moral rules, he can see Guu at any time!" "Toposte, what are you talking about!" "?" "I beg you, Guu!" "Talk to Gramps at his bedside!" "He might wake up!" "Toposte really does act weird when it comes to the elder's condition." "Well, I really don't have a reason not to go." "Thanks, Guu!" "What's with that arrogant attitude?" "Wow!" "To think that the elder who was so full of energy is lying in bed, not waking up at all.." "I can't really imagine it." "A while ago, even when Guu ripped out his chest hair and he was depressed it was nothing more than him looking pale." "The elder is basically a very tough guy..." "I mean, he's all muscle and stuff." "Gramps?" "Yeah, sure enough, he's asleep." "Excuse us" "What the hell!" "?" "He's obviously in critical condition!" "Toposte, why are you letting him lie here like a normal person!" "?" "Hurry and take him to the hospital!" "But, he's sleeping here so happily..." "The ship is leaving!" "Hard starboard!" "Guu-sama..." "Guu-sama..." "Guu-sama...!" "Toposte..." "Guu-sama..." "Guu-sama..." "Guu-sama...!" "Can you help me to get the meal ready?" "Guu-sama..." "Guu-sama!" "Okay!" "Guu-sama..." "Guu-sama!" "I'm gonna go help Mom out a bit." "Oh, sure." "I'll leave it to you, Guu." "Okay, okay..." ""Okay, okay?" What are you going to do with this?" "Can you wake up the elder?" "You don't even know what the cause is." "It's something that was asked of me." "I have to do something about it." "Even Guu feels responsibility at times, huh?" "That's kinda unexpected." "All right, I should help out somehow as well!" "Elder!" "Elder!" "Wake up, Elder!" "Elder!" "Useless, huh..." "What should I do?" "I wonder what kind of dream he's having right now..." "Oh, you think the dream is hiding the cause of this?" "Well, um..." "I see." "That might be dead-on." "Good work, Hare." "Guu, complimenting me, especially with no sarcasm?" "But, there really isn't a way for us to check on the content of his dream..." "Now, let's hurry and see inside his dream with this stick." "Noooooooo!" "Hare!" "Hare!" "Hare!" "Wake up!" "Hare!" "Hurry up!" "Oh, it was just a dream?" "I totally thought that I was blown inside the elder's dream with that wand..." "Hare, are you up?" "Morning, Mo" "Geez, how long are you going to stay asleep?" "Hurry up and eat your breakfast!" "Otherwise, I can't clean up!" "Geez, you're so slow..." "What is this?" "Am I still dreaming?" "You could say that, but you could say otherwise." "This is inside the elder's dream." "This is the ideal world as seen by the elder." "Get it?" "Most likely, every person living in this world has chest hair." "What kind of ideal is that?" "And see, even you, Hare, have a small jungle on your chest now that you' re part of this world..." "It's all fluffy!" "Here, here, here, here, here!" "Stop, stop, stop, stop!" "We have no time!" "We must find the elder in this world as soon as possible, and do something about the situation!" "Oh yeah!" "Big come on!" "Don't you know!" "Somehow, I feel like I should just leave him be and go home..." "Oh yeah!" "Big come on!" "Don't you know!" "Somehow, I feel like I should just leave him be and go home..." "Rock'n' roll!" "Soul, man!" "Wow!" "Let's hurry on over to the elder's place and do something about this." "Rock'n' roll!" "Soul, man!" "Wow!" "Let's hurry on over to the elder's place and do something about this." "I shall return!" "...or so I thought..." "Oh, good morning, Hare." "Hey, it's Hare!" "Good morning!" "Yo!" "Good morning!" "Addy!" "Chet!" "Oh, Addy, I love you!" "I love you too!" "There are too many things in this world I'd rather not see." "I understand that these images are only for this world within the elder's mind but it's too shocking..." "What should I do?" "When I see Marie like this, she'll haunt me in my dreams." "Well, this is a dream in itself..." "Hare!" "Hare!" "What are you doing, Hare?" "As I thought..." "It's the elder!" "The elder is here!" "So charming!" "Elder!" "I love you!" "Marry me!" "Elder?" "That's how the elder wishes he could physically be..." "You know, in all seriousness, let's go home." "Wait...?" "He was having nightmares, but right now, he's..." "It's the chest-hair hunter!" "Hunter?" "Is that the reason for the elder's slump?" "Who in the world" "Oh, no!" "This mysterious woman is the chest-hair hunter!" "?" "I-I-I-I-It's you!" "It's totally obvious, so don't play ignorant now!" "If you're looking like that in the elder's dream did you pluck his chest hair in that form before?" "Don't pretend it's some fuzzy memory!" "Hurry up and get rid of it!" "Let's see..." "This mysterious woman is probably the reason for his slump." "Despite running away from the reality that he has no chest hair..." "She's proven to be so traumatic that she appears even in this dream, a place that is supposedly his ideal world." "That means... instinct is governed by libido..." "I don't care, just hurry up." "Though I said that..." "Even if this is a creation within someone else's dreams, that is her own shadow." "How will you fight, Guu?" "Then, I'll go discuss it with her." "Excuse me!" "Such a dull way to fight!" "?" "We reconciled." "And it's quick!" "She said she'll stop plucking!" "How did you conclude that!" "?" "We reconciled by me threatening to swallow her." "Actually, I did swallow her." "I-I-Isn't that a little too rough a way to go about it!" "?" "You know!" "Hey!" "And so the story goes." "Come out from there." "Guu-sama..." "Now, nobody will be here to attack your chest hair." "Grow as much of it as you want." "Y-You were the cause yourself." "What's with that attitude?" "However... on my chest..." "there is not one..." "Not one..." "A good-luck spell, so that many will grow." "Elder..." "Edler!" "You've finally woken up!" "See, look!" "Your chest hair is starting to grow!" "It's the most disgusting thing, though." "Although the process was rather iffy, you did well, Guu." "Now, Toposte will be his cheerful self" "Wait, what the hell is this!" "?" "All the power that he had sealed inside him is suddenly flowing out." "W-What is this?" "No, this is the elder's chest hair..." "I'll explain later!" "Right now, we have to get away from here..." "Gramps..." "He's out of his slump!" "Toposte!" "You're starting to look like someone getting absorbed by some mysterious creature!" "This is no time to worry about others!" "You'll get sucked in, too!" "What is this serious situation we're in!" "?" "We're gonna fly!" "Hey, what is that!" "?" "What is this..?" "Somehow, it looks inhuman." "Yeah..." "Wait, the culprit shouldn't talk about it as if it had nothing to do with her!" "Thanks to the villagers' frantic searching, Toposte was safely rescued three days later." "All the chest hair that had entwined itself around Toposte's house was cut off in a month's time and the jungle returned to its normal peaceful ness." "And the elder..." "He's still nowhere to be found." "Mezamashi dokei ga nakutemo asa wakuru" "Ponkotsu kuruma no HEART wa" "Do-do-do-do LET'S GO!" "LET'S GO!" "Mado ake kaze fuku BEAT wa" "Ge-ge-ge-ge GET DOWN!" "GET DOWN!" "Chotto jimi janai?" "Kirakira saseyou" "STAGE ni deyou" "Iijan OK SMILE NATURAL!" "Arino mama sora no iro wo utaou" "Kimari goto nante na-i" "Kanarazu tanoshii kibun ni naru jibun mekke!" "Asu wa FUN FUN boku wa SHOUT!" "SHOUT!" "Kimi wa DANCE DANCE m inna Boogie-Woogie!" "Yeah!" "NEXT EPISODE" "Now, next time on Hare+Guu..." "Now, now, drink this and calm down." "Oh, thank you, thank you." "This is rather spicy." "Of course it is." "That's "Bear-Killer," a 42% alcohol (84-proof) liquor." "What are you making me drink!" "?" "I'll die before the bear does!" "At least... the episode titles..." "Next time on Jungle wa ltsumo Hare nochi Guu DELUXE:" ""Tendency and Countermeasure" and "Cause and Effect"" "Good kids shouldn't try this at home." "Now, rock, paper..." "Guu!"