"¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Runnin' free, It's hard, runnin' lonely ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Left another place, Gone and left the keys ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ All the memories Are put away now ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ I don't understand What went wrong ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ I just wanna stop Runnin' lonely ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Ahh... runnin' hard is lonely ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Ahh... freedom has its cost ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Ahh... did I do The right thing?" "¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Too late now, Oh, but I feel so lost ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Breath of life Is hot upon my cheek ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ So close I can hardly speak ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Darkness clouds my vision now Of all I knew before ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ But I can hear the roar ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ There's something more Just ahead of me ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Out of reach ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Promising an end To running' lonely ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Maybe this time I can make it ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Maybe I'm comin' home ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ Maybe I can stop my runnin' ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ No more runnin' hard ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ No more runnin' away ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "¶ No more runnin' lonely ¶" "¶ Down the road One more time ¶" "Go!" "Pull it." "Get that end there." "Oh, man." "Lady, you're covering up my causes." "Oh." "Lady, you're covering up my causes." "Can I put it in your window?" "Lady, you're covering up my causes." "Let me see what it is." "Lady, you're covering up my causes." "I'm for free enterprise." "Put it up." "I'm for free enterprise." "Thanks." "I'm for free enterprise." "Murphy's Pharmacy." "I'll have the banana split." "Um... no, I'll have a Coke." "Lemon Coke." "Is that real lemon?" "It is." "I grow them in my back yard." "Mrs. Radcliff's cough isn't any better." "Tell her to call the doctor." "She wants more cough medicine." "Well, don't send it." "She's drinking it for the alcohol." "You lived here long?" "All my life." "You lived here long?" "Do you like it?" "You lived here long?" "I must have or I wouldn't have stayed." "You lived here long?" "What kind of town is this?" "You lived here long?" "It's small, friendly." "Nosy." "You lived here long?" "You can carry a gun," "You lived here long?" "But you can't get an abortion." "You lived here long?" "I don't want to do either." "You lived here long?" "Morning, Murph." "You lived here long?" "Morning, Leroy." "You lived here long?" "Where do you come from?" "This time, Modesto, California." "Where do you come from?" "Then you know the rules." "Where do you come from?" "The rules?" "Where do you come from?" "You mean like keep your front room picked up?" "Where do you come from?" "Don't sit in your bathrobe after 10:00 in the morning." "Where do you come from?" "Don't mess with a married man?" "Where do you come from?" "That's part." "Where do you come from?" "The rest is..." "Where do you come from?" "We got a Rhodes Scholar, a homosexual, marijuana." "Where do you come from?" "Growing in with the tomatoes." "Where do you come from?" "We've got a man who wears his wife's nightgown." "Where do you come from?" "We're in the mainstream." "Where do you come from?" "Where do you come from?" "Actually, not yet." "Where do you come from?" "Just today I got called "honey," "missy,"." "Where do you come from?" "And I think there was a "little lady" in there." "Where do you come from?" "They're not too familiar with the E.R.A." "Where do you come from?" "For consciousness raising," "Where do you come from?" "You'll have to head east." "Where do you come from?" "How much do I owe you?" "Where do you come from?" "35 cents." "Don't tip." "Where do you come from?" "I own the place." "Where do you come from?" "I wasn't going to." "Where do you come from?" "See you around." "Where do you come from?" "Well, yes, ma'am." "Where do you come from?" "Well, how did it go?" "They don't have a computer in that school." "Well, how did it go?" "Oh." "Well, how did it go?" "Did you talk to anybody?" "Well, how did it go?" "One kid." "Well, how did it go?" "He's an Indian." "Well, how did it go?" "Good." "Well, how did it go?" "They give you a lot of homework?" "Did it on the bus." "They give you a lot of homework?" "That's great." "They give you a lot of homework?" "Go on in and have milk and cookies." "They give you a lot of homework?" "And then come on out here and help me." "They give you a lot of homework?" "Christ, I didn't get any milk." "Have yourself some water and cookies." "Christ, I didn't get any milk." "Bring me a cookie!" "Christ, I didn't get any milk." "Mom, can I get some ice cream?" "That's enough." "That's enough." "Make that two." "I already got you one." "Thanks." "Make that two." "Next." "Make that two." "Have a seat, ma'am." "Go ahead." "Have a seat, ma'am." "Let's go." "Have a seat, ma'am." "Good fiddling', Murph." "Real sweet, Murph." "Is this your boy?" "This is my boy Jake." "Is this your boy?" "Murphy Jones." "Is this your boy?" "Pleased to meet you." "Is this your boy?" "You moonlighting?" "Is this your boy?" "We just let off a little steam," "Is this your boy?" "Me and the high school principal." "Is this your boy?" "And the basketball coach." "Is this your boy?" "Whenever he can get home." "Is this your boy?" "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "Yes, sir." "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "I went there back in the Dark Ages." "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "You don't look like you go back that far." "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "Oh, lady, I'm a granddaddy." "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "I've got a 4-year-old grandson named after me." "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "Hello, Murphy." "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "Hi, Margaret." "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "Coming over for bridge?" "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "No, I'm sorry, I can't." "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "Edith Hollis is making spaghetti." "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "Besides, you and Warner fight too much." "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "Well, all right for you." "You going to Pearson Junior High?" "You probably don't watch much television." "I'm pretty well booked up." "You probably don't watch much television." "You see, I'm a widower." "You probably don't watch much television." "That's the same as catnip to a cat." "You probably don't watch much television." "In a town where ladies." "You probably don't watch much television." "Outnumber you 10 to one." "You probably don't watch much television." "It looks like everybody's." "You probably don't watch much television." "Been to the restroom." "You probably don't watch much television." "I better get back." "You probably don't watch much television." "Good night, son." "You probably don't watch much television." "Ma'am." "You probably don't watch much television." "One, two, three, four..." "One, two, three, four..." "Come on, mom." "Mom?" "Gin." "Oh, honey." "God, it's 1:00!" "Oh, honey." "I'm sorry." "Oh, honey." "You can go to bed," "Oh, honey." "Even though I'm winning." "Oh, honey." "You don't have to brush your teeth." "Oh, yes, you do!" "You don't have to brush your teeth." "If you get a cavity, I'll kill myself." "You don't have to brush your teeth." "Have you had a business license?" "No." "Have you had a business license?" "It'll take a few minutes." "Have you had a business license?" "Just sit down, and no smoking." "Have you had a business license?" "We've been waiting, Murphy." "Have you had a business license?" "We've got a warrant." "Have you had a business license?" "Jesse, I got the money." "Have you had a business license?" "Twenty-two tickets at $10 apiece." "Have you had a business license?" "That's $220." "Have you had a business license?" "Twenty-two tickets in twenty-two days?" "Have you had a business license?" "That doesn't make sense!" "Have you had a business license?" "It does to me." "Have you had a business license?" "Murphy, why don't you move the car?" "Have you had a business license?" "Why don't you move the damn parking meter?" "Have you had a business license?" "I've talked to the town council." "Have you had a business license?" "They won't do it." "Have you had a business license?" "They want the parking meter there." "Have you had a business license?" "We'll see each other a lot." "Have you had a business license?" "Mrs. Moriarty." "Have you had a business license?" "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "You having a nervous breakdown?" "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "If it were my dog," "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "I'd tie it up there." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "Same thing." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "It's a car." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "It's a family heirloom." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "I'm going to keep my eye on it." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "They've stolen my hubcaps and my tires." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "They've unscrewed my Venus!" "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "I'm not going to stand still for that." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "Put in a supply of quarters." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "I've got a proposal." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "You take out the meter," "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "And I'll put in a tree." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "It will provide shade, cut down on acid rain," "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "Give the dogs something." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "Tell that to your city council." "Why are you doing this, Murphy?" "Mrs. Moriarty." "Mr. Jones." "Mrs. Moriarty." "Are you the town oddball?" "When I'm pushed, I shove." "Are you the town oddball?" "You can't fight city hall." "Are you the town oddball?" "You can wrestle them." "Are you the town oddball?" "You're not a good risk." "There's no husband to cosign." "You're not a good risk." "There's no collateral." "You're not a good risk." "You're renting." "You're not a good risk." "I don't see any assets." "You're not a good risk." "I'm the asset." "You're not a good risk." "I've been working ranches all my life." "You're not a good risk." "I didn't know what hair curlers were until after I as 16." "You're not a good risk." "You're a woman." "You're not a good risk." "If I wore a fly, not a zipper," "You're not a good risk." "I'd get the loan?" "You're not a good risk." "You'd have a better chance." "You're not a good risk." "Well, I'd go out on the streets, but you've only got one." "Well, I'd go out on the streets," "I think that will work." "Thank you very much." "I think that will work." "Bessie, don't forget to put the labels on." "I think that will work." "You're getting absent-minded lately." "I think that will work." "You were wearing different-colored socks yesterday." "I think that will work." "Good morning." "Is it?" "Good morning." "Well, the sun's out." "Good morning." "I'll settle for that." "Good morning." "Are you always this cheerful in the morning?" "If the market edges up." "Are you always this cheerful in the morning?" "I'm not in the market," "Are you always this cheerful in the morning?" "Just in the soup." "Are you always this cheerful in the morning?" "Something wrong?" "Are you always this cheerful in the morning?" "Could I have two extra-strength Tylenol, please?" "Are you always this cheerful in the morning?" "Sure." "Are you always this cheerful in the morning?" "How do you open this?" "I'll get it." "How do you open this?" "There's a lot of flu going around." "I hope I catch it." "There's a lot of flu going around." "And die!" "There's a lot of flu going around." "What's wrong?" "There's a lot of flu going around." "I need a loan." "There's a lot of flu going around." "I can't get one." "There's a lot of flu going around." "You're a big man here." "There's a lot of flu going around." "I have to pay my parking tickets." "There's a lot of flu going around." "How about a loan?" "There's a lot of flu going around." "No." "There's a lot of flu going around." "That was real friendly." "There's a lot of flu going around." "We're not friends." "There's a lot of flu going around." "I don't know you." "There's a lot of flu going around." "I don't know your character." "There's a lot of flu going around." "It's just like anybody else's." "There's a lot of flu going around." "It's good sometimes, bad sometimes." "There's a lot of flu going around." "But I'm up every morning at dawn, don't quit unti dark." "There's a lot of flu going around." "I worked hard for these calluses." "There's a lot of flu going around." "I'm carrying these people." "There's a lot of flu going around." "Helen Taylor was taken off Medicare." "There's a lot of flu going around." "She needed a wheelchair for a broken back." "There's a lot of flu going around." "Andy Stern was fired." "There's a lot of flu going around." "Two days before his pension started," "There's a lot of flu going around." "After 30 years with the company." "There's a lot of flu going around." "The tire company moved out." "There's a lot of flu going around." "And welched on their health contracts." "There's a lot of flu going around." "Stu Hanson still needs digitalis." "There's a lot of flu going around." "You're way down the line." "There's a lot of flu going around." "I have an uncle in Dallas." "There's a lot of flu going around." "Who'd call you a bleeding heart." "There's a lot of flu going around." "I don't give a diddly what they call me." "There's a lot of flu going around." "The organ may bleed, but I've got one." "There's a lot of flu going around." "Well." "There's a lot of flu going around." "I guess that's that." "I'm sorry I can't make you the loan." "Ah." "I'm sorry I can't make you the loan." "I'm on the volunteer fire department." "I'm sorry I can't make you the loan." "If your barn burns, you'll see me." "I'm sorry I can't make you the loan." "Well, it just might..." "I'm sorry I can't make you the loan." "For the insurance." "I'm sorry I can't make you the loan." "Jake, watch what you're doing." "How many do we have to do?" "Jake, watch what you're doing." "All of them." "Jake, watch what you're doing." "Well, come on." "Wipe the dirt off." "Well, come on." "Jake, we got a problem." "We're counting every penny." "Jake, we got a problem." "You can't leave the lights on." "Jake, we got a problem." "You can't buy magazines." "Jake, we got a problem." "We're broke." "We're busted." "Jake, we got a problem." "We got to make do." "We got to wear it out." "We got to make do." "We're on our own." "We got to make do." "We're on our own, pal." "You and me, pal." "We're on our own, pal." "Oh!" "We got two pretty good heads here." "We'll just put them together, huh?" "We got two pretty good heads here." "We'll be all right, right?" "We got two pretty good heads here." "Right?" "We got two pretty good heads here." "Right." "We got two pretty good heads here." "Right." "We got two pretty good heads here." "Excuse me." "Do you need a box boy?" "No, honey, we already got one." "Excuse me." "Do you need a box boy?" "You got a paper route I can have?" "Have you got a bicycle?" "You got a paper route I can have?" "No, sir." "You got a paper route I can have?" "You can't deliver papers." "You got a paper route I can have?" "Thank you." "You got a paper route I can have?" "Excuse me, Mr. Jones." "Do you need your car washed for a dollar?" "Excuse me, Mr. Jones." "No one lays a hand on that car but me." "Excuse me, Mr. Jones." "Hold it a minute, son." "Excuse me, Mr. Jones." "Bessie, would you hold down the fort?" "Excuse me, Mr. Jones." "You don't see any grease in there." "This car looks the same as it did." "You don't see any grease in there." "In the show room in 1927." "You don't see any grease in there." "Looks real clean." "You don't see any grease in there." "A doctor could operate in there." "You don't see any grease in there." "Look at that upholstery." "You don't see any grease in there." "That's the original upholstery." "You don't see any grease in there." "Right over there, that's an eight-day clock." "You don't see any grease in there." "You see this?" "You don't see any grease in there." "This is etched glass." "You don't see any grease in there." "Etched!" "You don't see any grease in there." "Here is a vase for a rose." "You don't see any grease in there." "What kind of mileage do you get?" "You don't see any grease in there." "Hop in." "You don't see any grease in there." "Mean it?" "You don't see any grease in there." "We can go for a ride." "You don't see any grease in there." "Does it go faster?" "No." "Does it go faster?" "What happens if you want to pass?" "Does it go faster?" "I'm in no hurry." "Does it go faster?" "Give me a ride." "Be happy to, Mr. Abbott." "Give me a ride." "I'm settled." "Let's go." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Abbott's our oldest citizen." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Hi, there." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Hi." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "I'll be 89 in September." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "How are you, Mr. Abbott?" "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Gonna be some changes." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "I'm getting married." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Well, who's the lady?" "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Kate Cooper." "She's from Poindexter." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "I'm afraid I haven't had the pleasure." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Well, she's old, like I am." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Nobody wants her, but I do." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "You give her my best wishes." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "We'll get along." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "We hug, kiss, still have those feelings," "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Still know how." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Don't think you youngsters got a monopoly." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "I'm sure heartened to hear it, Mr. Abbott." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Hey, hey!" "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "You're going too fast!" "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "I don't want an accident." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "We're doing 30 miles an hour." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "It's too dang fast." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Let me out of here." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "I'll walk." "Mr. Abbott, this is Jake Moriarty." "Don't like the way you drive, Murphy." "It's good not to taper off." "Come every afternoon at 5:00." "You can wash glasses, $3.00 an hour." "Come every afternoon at 5:00." "$3.50." "Come every afternoon at 5:00." "I see you take after your mother." "Come every afternoon at 5:00." "Whoa, baby." "Whoa, baby." "Whoa, baby." "Freeman, putting him up today?" "Bet your sweet "yes, ma'am."" "Freeman, putting him up today?" "You buying yourself something?" "I'm just window-shopping." "You buying yourself something?" "Better sit on the truck." "You buying yourself something?" "Here." "You buying yourself something?" "Thank you." "You buying yourself something?" "You coming to the Elks dance?" "You buying yourself something?" "I'm not an Elk." "You buying yourself something?" "You don't have to be." "You buying yourself something?" "By Saturday, I'm soaking my feet." "You buying yourself something?" "Then I'll see you around." "You buying yourself something?" "See you around." "You buying yourself something?" "Albert's a good dancer." "I've known a lot of them." "Albert's a good dancer." "Men been giving you a little trouble?" "Albert's a good dancer." "Nothing but." "Albert's a good dancer." "I've been out of that war for some time." "Albert's a good dancer." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "That's more than he does for me." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Thanks." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Good morning to you all." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "And I hope it is good." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "I've brought some bargains and some surprises today." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "You figure out which is which." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Let's do some business." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "The first horses come from Mrs. Dimwitty's place." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "We'll start this bay with a $100 bid." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "$100." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Kind of like the look of that one." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Don't fall in love." "Bowed tendons." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "That's not good?" "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "That's not good." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Are you sure?" "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Sold for $350." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "March him around here real pretty." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "He's pretty as a speckled pup." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Popped knees." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Take a good look at him." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Let's have that little old black in here now, boys." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Gentle as a puppy." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Fistulous withers." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Don't disappoint me, boys." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Let's start him out big." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Bring in that bay, boys." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Here's a good-looking animal." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "This is Mrs. Dimwitty's favorite little old horse." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Probably one of the best animals here." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Bring him on around here, boys." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Take a good look at him." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Let me hear from you." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Okay, now you can wade in." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "$100." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Got 100, need 200, 200, 200, 200." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "2." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "I need 300." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." " 4." " I got 400." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." " 5." " I got 5, give me 6." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "600." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." " I got 600." " Anybody give 7?" "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "750." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Do I hear 8?" "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "900." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "$900 bid, need a thou, need a thou." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "$1,000." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "I've got a $1,000 bid." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "$1,000." "Do I hear any more?" "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Do I hear any advance?" "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "Sold to that gentleman on the flat-bed truck." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "He stole it while you were scratching whatever itches." "Jake tells me he's washing dishes for you." "You can't make me a loan, but you can come up with $1,000." "You can't make me a loan," "The widow's my cousin." "Blood's thicker." "You can't make me a loan," "Where you keeping him?" "You can't make me a loan," "With you." "You can't make me a loan," "Oh." "Whoa." "Thattaboy." "Whoa." "Good boy." "Whoa." "Don't you ever work?" "I'm getting other interests at this time of life." "Don't you ever work?" "Yeah?" "Like what?" "Don't you ever work?" "I'm taking French lessons by correspondence course." "Don't you ever work?" "It's a language of diplomacy." "Don't you ever work?" "I'm writing a chill cookbook." "Don't you ever work?" "I'm reading Stonewall Jackson's letters." "Don't you ever work?" "That should keep you young." "Don't you ever work?" "It takes something more than that." "Don't you ever work?" "Like what?" "Don't you ever work?" "Something that puts the heart back into you." "Don't you ever work?" "Like loving somebody." "That's right." "Like loving somebody." "Hey, what the hell are you doing?" "Get out of here!" "Get out." "Are you all right?" "I am if you're insured." "Are you all right?" "I ain't." "Are you all right?" "You having a little cry?" "What for?" "You having a little cry?" "It costs $3.00." "You having a little cry?" "For an aspirin tablet in here." "You having a little cry?" "They're charging me $150 a night." "You having a little cry?" "My head hurts." "You having a little cry?" "Take your choice." "You having a little cry?" "Oh, here." "You having a little cry?" "Blow your nose." "You having a little cry?" "It costs a dollar for that." "You having a little cry?" "You can pay for it." "You having a little cry?" "Things are picking up at your place." "You having a little cry?" "Oh, yeah?" "How come?" "You having a little cry?" "I put the word out." "You having a little cry?" "You've got a mare," "You having a little cry?" "Albert Sawsville's." "You having a little cry?" "Jim Forrest left a bay." "You having a little cry?" "And Coverly, Freeman." "You having a little cry?" "Freeman left a runty little piebald with you." "You having a little cry?" "Now it looks like the main line's busted." "It'll be over in a minute." "Now it looks like the main line's busted." "I'll wait." "Now it looks like the main line's busted." "I'm just feeling sorry for myself." "I'll listen if you want to talk." "I'm just feeling sorry for myself." "I'm sitting here thinking" "I'm raising this kid by myself," "I'm sitting here thinking probably making mistakes and he'll be ruined." "I'm sitting here thinking" "I have a concussion." "I'm sitting here thinking" "I'm 33, and I'm living like a nun." "I'm sitting here thinking." "Let's walk down the hall." "I don't want to." "Let's walk down the hall." "Let's do it anyway." "Let's walk down the hall." "Just throw your feet out here." "Let's walk down the hall." "Are these your slippers?" "Let's walk down the hall." "Yes." "Let's walk down the hall." "All right, here." "Let's walk down the hall." "There we go." "Put your feet down." "There we go." "We won't set any records or anything." "There we go." "We'll just go nice and easy, huh?" "There we go." "Let's review your troubles." "There we go." "You're raising a kid, doing a good job." "There we go." "He washes his hands." "There we go." "After he goes to the bathroom." "There we go." "Your concussion is mild." "There we go." "You're 33?" "There we go." "That's seasoned, not sagging." "There we go." "You're living like a nun." "There we go." "Next time you're asked, say yes." "There we go." "What do you do?" "You asking me about my sex life?" "What do you do?" "Yes, I am." "What do you do?" "Occasionally I go to Phoenix." "What do you do?" "There's a lady there." "What do you do?" "That gives me dinner..." "What do you do?" "And breakfast." "What do you do?" "I wondered." "What do you do?" "Did you, now?" "What do you do?" "Any of them yours?" "I told you, I go out of town." "Any of them yours?" "You feeling better?" "Any of them yours?" "Yes." "Any of them yours?" "I think you'll make it." "Any of them yours?" "Your color's good, prospects are good." "Any of them yours?" "You got only one problem." "Any of them yours?" "Your nightshirt is open down the back." "Any of them yours?" "I came for my allergy shots..." "Any of them yours?" "Why didn't you just parade me down Main Street?" "Any of them yours?" "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "I thought I had enough problems." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "I'm not adding to them." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "I wanted to see you." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "It's been two years." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "Bobby Jack, I've got one $10 bill." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "I'm not putting the bite on you." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "I wanted to see your blue eyes." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "They're brown." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "I missed you." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "I hope you're passing through." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "I had bad news." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "My old daddy died." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "I'm so sorry." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "He ate his supper, climbed into bed, and just went." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "Bobby Jack, I'm so sorry." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "He was a dear old man." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "Now you and Jake." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "Are my only living relatives." "Well, you sure are a sight for sore eyes." "The divorce was final." "Dad!" "Jake?" "Dad!" "Jake..." "Dad!" "Look at you." "Dad!" "Come here." "Dad!" "Oh, boy." "Dad!" "Dad." "Dad!" "Did you miss me?" "Dad!" "Yeah." "Did you miss me?" "Dad!" "Yeah, I missed you." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "I missed you." "Dad!" "You're back." "Dad!" "Yeah, I'm back." "Dad!" "I'm back." "Dad!" "I'm back." "Dad!" "Dad." "Then the recession hit." "The country club lost a lot of members," "Then the recession hit." "And they didn't need a golf pro anymore." "Then the recession hit." "I was in Flagstaff," "Then the recession hit." "Selling ads for the yellow pages." "Then the recession hit." "I went to bartenders' school." "Then the recession hit." "I got a job in Portland," "Then the recession hit." "But everybody's drinking white wine these days." "Then the recession hit." "So you're broke, huh?" "Then the recession hit." "You've shot up, string bean." "Then the recession hit." "He always needs new pants." "Then the recession hit." "You got a mustache." "Then the recession hit." "It's a tickler." "You like it?" "Then the recession hit." "Yeah." "You got a motorcycle, too." "Then the recession hit." "That bike is more fun than a roller coaster." "Then the recession hit." "I didn't get you anything." "Then the recession hit." "Because I wanted to get to know you again," "Then the recession hit." "Pick out something just right." "Then the recession hit." "I don't need anything." "Then the recession hit." "Dream something up." "Let the genie out." "Then the recession hit." "Honey, it's bedtime." "Then the recession hit." "You going to stay?" "I'd like to." "You going to stay?" "I'm all moteled out." "Good night, dad." "I'm all moteled out." "Jake, wha..." "I'm all moteled out." "There are other people here." "I'm all moteled out." "Oh, sorry." "Good night." "I'm all moteled out." "Good night, dear." "Sweet dreams." "I'm all moteled out." "Thank you." "I'm all moteled out." "My daddy wanted you to have this." "It was mentioned in the will." "My daddy wanted you to have this." "You should keep it." "My daddy wanted you to have this." "He loved you." "My daddy wanted you to have this." "I love you." "Well, it started out that way." "Remember the back seat to the '59 Chevy?" "The one that got repossessed?" "Yeah." "The one that got repossessed?" "While we had it, we used it." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "I'm older, too, and trying to get smarter." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "Having any luck?" "I was 16." "I'm 33." "I'm a different person." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "Are you?" "I was 16." "I'm 33." "I'm a born-again Christian." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "My gosh!" "I hope they don't pass you the collection plate." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "That's not kind, Emma." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "The Internal Revenue Service wants you." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "You didn't file your income tax." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "I've seen them." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "Your damn checks bounced." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "This leopard is trying to change his spots." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "I don't believe you." "I was 16." "I'm 33." "The boy is real glad to see me." "Well, that's blackmail." "The boy is real glad to see me." "If you can tell me that the fire's out," "The boy is real glad to see me." "That there's not one tiny spark left between us," "The boy is real glad to see me." "I'll tip my hat." "The boy is real glad to see me." "And get back on the motorcycle." "The boy is real glad to see me." "I divorced you." "And you cried on the courthouse steps." "I divorced you." "I could sleep with little Jake." "I divorced you." "I haven't said you can stay." "I divorced you." "Why were you never as good on your feet as in bed?" "I divorced you." "Well, I will be." "You'll see." "I divorced you." "There's one bathroom in this house." "I use it first." "There's one bathroom in this house." "Howdy." "What a day, huh?" "Howdy." "It's supposed to hit 80." "Howdy." "You the hired hand?" "Howdy." "No, son, I'm not." "Howdy." "I just stable my horse here." "Howdy." "I'm the husband." "Howdy." "Congratulations." "Howdy." "Been away serving your country or something?" "Howdy." "We got divorced." "Howdy." "Doesn't that make you an ex-husband?" "Howdy." "When your foot's in the door," "Howdy." "It's hard to close it." "Howdy." "I'm supposed to clean the stable." "Howdy." "That ought to get you started." "What do I do?" "I'm a city boy." "If I were you," "I'd roll up my pants and walk tiptoe." "Next?" "Hoof pick, currycomb, body brush, dandy brush, mane and tail comb, grooming cloth." "Hoof pick, currycomb, body brush, dandy brush," "They should all look." "Hoof pick, currycomb, body brush, dandy brush, like they're going to Sunday school." "Hoof pick, currycomb, body brush, dandy brush," "Next?" "Feed them a little corn, oats," "Next?" "Mixed with a little molasses." "Next?" "Oh, sorry." "Next?" "Teeth." "Teeth?" "Teeth." "Teeth?" "Get a flashlight." "Teeth?" "You open the horse's mouth," "Teeth?" "Push the tongue aside," "Teeth?" "Look at all the molars on each side." "Teeth?" "I warn you, some horses resist this procedure." "Teeth?" "Caught you looking." "You mean to stand there and tell me you won't eat it." "You mean to stand there and tell me unless I cut it up for you?" "You mean to stand there and tell me." "All right." "Here." "Come on." "Come on." "All right." "Here." "Oh, not my fingers." "All right." "Here." "Yo, Murph." "You know anything about plumbing?" "It's necessary." "Yo, Murph." "You know anything about plumbing?" "Could you unclog a toilet?" "Yo, Murph." "You know anything about plumbing?" "Probably." "It wouldn't be my first priority." "Yo, Murph." "You know anything about plumbing?" "The plumber can't get here till Wednesday." "Yo, Murph." "You know anything about plumbing?" "It might be the ball cock." "Yo, Murph." "You know anything about plumbing?" "Most problems start there." "Yo, Murph." "You know anything about plumbing?" "I took it apart but can't get it back together." "Yo, Murph." "You know anything about plumbing?" "I've done this since the days of pulling the chain." "Yo, Murph." "You know anything about plumbing?" "Boardwalk!" "Yo, Murph." "You know anything about plumbing?" "Oh." "He tried." "Oh." "These things are tricky." "Oh." "He's here because he's out of work." "Oh." "Times are tough." "Oh." "I remember during the Depression..." "The real one..." "Oh." "20, 30 men a day came by." "Oh." "Mama took them in and fed them all." "Oh." "That's all I'm doing." "Oh." "I'll need some pliers." "Right." "Thank you." "Well, it's working." "Somebody threw a cigar butt down there." "Well, it's working." "Are you smoking?" "Well, it's working." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "Well, to tell you the truth," "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "I don't have much appetite." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "You want milk or beer?" "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "Beer." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "Thousand Island or Italian?" "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "Italian." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "French fries?" "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "If you got them." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "If anybody's listening, I'll take thousand island," "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "I don't want fries," "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "And beer would be fine." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "I know what you like." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "Can I have beer?" "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "In about five years." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "We haven't been introduced." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "I'm Bobby Jack Moriarty." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "Murphy Jones." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "You seem to be pretty handy, Murphy." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "Well, I tinker a bit." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "The question is, "what with?"" "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "Most anything." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "I could sew Mrs. Moriarty here a dress." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "I could cut it, hem it," "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "And put in a zipper." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "Give me a Butterick pattern, and you got it." "Murphy, stay to dinner?" "You one of those funny fellows?" "No." "You one of those funny fellows?" "The only son of a widowed mother." "You one of those funny fellows?" "Hey, Murph!" "Join us for frankfurters and sauerkraut?" "Hey, Murph!" "I could eat three or four." "Hey, Murph!" "They're on." "Hey, Murph!" "Stew?" "Is that beef or lamb?" "Stew?" "Beef." "Stew?" "That's my preference." "Stew?" "Chili." "I'd like to know something." "Don't step on the wet floor!" "I'd like to know something." "How come that old geezer finishes riding" "I'd like to know something." "Just as we're starting supper" "I'd like to know something." "And ends up at our table?" "I'd like to know something." "I think he times it that way." "I'd like to know something." "I'd like to know something." "Cut." "What's the game?" "Cut." "Five-card draw, nothing wild." "Cut." "Ante up." "Cut." "Okay, I'm in." "Check." " Check." " Check." "Check." "It'll cost two match sticks." "See you." "It'll cost two match sticks." "Call." "It'll cost two match sticks." "I'm in." "It'll cost two match sticks." "How many?" "It'll cost two match sticks." "Three." "It'll cost two match sticks." "How unfortunate." "It'll cost two match sticks." "One... and look out." "One..." "One." "I'll take four." "One..." "Four?" "One..." "Four." "One..." "Four." "One..." "Oh, I'll play these." "What do you say?" "Oh, I'll play these." "I'll check." "Oh, I'll play these." "I'll check." "Oh, I'll play these." "I'll bet three..." "Ahem." "I'll bet three..." "Whose bet?" "Yours." "Whose bet?" "Oh." "Whose bet?" "Let's test for gas." "Whose bet?" "I bet 20." "Whose bet?" "The limit is 10!" "Whose bet?" "All right!" "Then I bet 10." "Whose bet?" "I have this strong conviction." "Whose bet?" "We'll get clobbered by a high flush." "I fold." "Whose bet?" "You chased me off." "Whose bet?" "She's bluffing." "Whose bet?" "I call you." "This house is about as full as they come." "Two gents." "Three ladies." "This house is about as full as they come." "Read 'em and weep." "This house is about as full as they come." "I almost had a heart attack!" "This house is about as full as they come." "All night, I don't see anything," "This house is about as full as they come." "Then whammo!" "This house is about as full as they come." "I'll make root beer floats." "This house is about as full as they come." "Watch this." "Don't trust them." "This house is about as full as they come." "Thanks for bringing the ice cream." "I've mooched lots of meals lately." "Thanks for bringing the ice cream." "We've taken you out of circulation." "Thanks for bringing the ice cream." "What do the ladies in town say?" "Thanks for bringing the ice cream." "They're hanging over the back fences." "Thanks for bringing the ice cream." "I guess they need something to gossip about." "Thanks for bringing the ice cream." "They do like something to chew on." "Thanks for bringing the ice cream." "0f course, they know my husband's back." "Thanks for bringing the ice cream." "Mmm-hmm." "Thanks for bringing the ice cream." "They think three is a real interesting number." "Thanks for bringing the ice cream." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack, 4, 10, 8, queen..." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "Oh... 3 of diamonds." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "Look out for this guy." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "Nine of spades." "Who knows?" "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "Ace high bets... so, five." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "I'm out." "Call." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "I'll call." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "Five of clubs." "Nothing there." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "And..." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack, 4 of clubs." "Busted flush." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "What do you know?" "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "Pair of bullets." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "Let's step outside, huh?" "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "Shouldn't we finish the game?" "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "We'll get to it." "Okay, we got 6, 10, jack," "Mister, you're cheating." "You're dealing off the bottom of the deck." "Mister, you're cheating." "We're playing for match sticks." "Mister, you're cheating." "It's a bad habit." "Mister, you're cheating." "Lose it while you're around here." "Mister, you're cheating." "What will we tell them about coming out here?" "Mister, you're cheating." "Tell them you won the pissing contest." "Mister, you're cheating." "That one with the leather strap." " This one?" " Yeah." "That one with the leather strap." "Okay, now..." "It doesn't sit right." "Your ears jut out." "It doesn't sit right." "What's wrong with a baseball cap?" "It doesn't sit right." "I'm trying to make him fit in." "It doesn't sit right." "Western country calls for a cowboy hat." "It doesn't sit right." "Let me see that." "It doesn't sit right." "It's got some snap to it." "It doesn't sit right." "How much is that?" "It doesn't sit right." "$49.50." "It doesn't sit right." "Okay, let's look in the mirror." "It doesn't sit right." "I want one just like this." "It doesn't sit right." "Aren't you getting tired of that shirt?" "It doesn't sit right." "Don't try switching me off it." "It doesn't sit right." "This is my shirt." "It doesn't sit right." "You're out of style." "It doesn't sit right." "I wouldn't be surprised." "It doesn't sit right." "Oh, good evening." "It doesn't sit right." "Hello." "It doesn't sit right." "It seems to just sit there." "Maybe it needs a different crease." "It seems to just sit there." "It's how you wear it that matters." "It seems to just sit there." "Wear it back on your head," "It seems to just sit there." "That means you like people." "It seems to just sit there." "And you got all day." "It seems to just sit there." "Tipped on the side means you're a rooster." "It seems to just sit there." "And you're looking for a lady or a fight." "It seems to just sit there." "Wear it low on your forehead," "It seems to just sit there." "That means get off the sidewalk." "It seems to just sit there." "And clear a path." "It seems to just sit there." "Because you're cocked and ready to fire." "It seems to just sit there." "We're going to the movies." "I haven't been since the Duke died." "We're going to the movies." "What?" "Where's this coming from?" "Ahhh!" "Oh, my God!" "Ahhh!" "Oh, my God!" "Ahhh!" "Ahhh!" "I once worked in a slaughterhouse." "Why pay good money to see it again?" "I once worked in a slaughterhouse." "Sure was bloody." "I once worked in a slaughterhouse." "They use ketchup." "I once worked in a slaughterhouse." "They fake everything out there." "I once worked in a slaughterhouse." "Want a lifesaver?" "I once worked in a slaughterhouse." "I saw what Dad did while we played cards." "Maybe it's a good thing you did." "He did it twice." "Take after him or not." "He did it twice." "It's up to you." "He did it twice." "We're getting a good look at the sky tonight." "See that?" "We're getting a good look at the sky tonight." "That's the north star." "We're getting a good look at the sky tonight." "Before they had compasses or sextants," "We're getting a good look at the sky tonight." "They crossed the ocean just by following that." "We're getting a good look at the sky tonight." "Isn't that remarkable?" "We're getting a good look at the sky tonight." "Yuck!" "We're getting a good look at the sky tonight." "I'm sick to my stomach." "We're getting a good look at the sky tonight." "$3.00 for human hamburger." "We're getting a good look at the sky tonight." "Have a mint." "We're getting a good look at the sky tonight." "Thanks." "We're getting a good look at the sky tonight." "What's going on over there?" "Thursday night bingo." "What's going on over there?" "Bingo?" "What's going on over there?" "You're kidding!" "That's great!" "What's going on over there?" "Could you get us in?" "I've paid my dues." "I guess I can." "Could you get us in?" "I like bingo." "I never won, but I like bingo." "I like bingo." "I like bingo." "Seven... two." "I like bingo." "One... one." "We're playing hingo?" "Four... three." "I got it!" "Bingo!" "Missed it by one." "There's time." "I'm not even close." "And 0-69." "It's correct." "He's a winner." "Are there any other winners?" "If not, I declare this game completed." "Jonas, you won $68." "Buy your wife some black stockings." "I'm banking it." "There will be a five-minute break." "The bar is open." "Be right back." "Hi." "Hi." "Hi." "It's hot in there." "I guess it's just my time of life." "It's hot in there." "No, it's hot." "It's hot in there." "You know, I think Murphy's gaining weight." "It's hot in there." "You must be a good cook." "It's hot in there." "Well, I wouldn't win any contests." "It's hot in there." "He probably just visits you for the company." "He sure seems cheered up." "He probably just visits you for the company." "I've never seen him down." "He probably just visits you for the company." "He was a wreck." "He probably just visits you for the company." "He was drunk the first year." "He probably just visits you for the company." "Never spoke to a soul the second." "He probably just visits you for the company." "Crazy about his wife." "He probably just visits you for the company." "Was she sick for very long?" "Not a day in her life." "Was she sick for very long?" "She turned to say something," "Was she sick for very long?" "And she dropped dead." "Was she sick for very long?" "Seven... two." "Seven... two." "You don't have it." "One... nine." "Oh, I have it." "I don't have any." "That's the worst card." "Oh, wait, I have that." "0-75." "Seven... five." "0-75." "Oh, I have this." "0-75." "0-75." "You don't have that." "0-75." "Three... seven." "0-75." "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "Bingo!" "I got bingo!" "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "Henry, check the little lady." "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "What do I get?" "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "Wait till we're sure you're the right one." "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "She's got N-36." "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "The free spot, N-40, and N-35." "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "She's got them all." "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "I've got them all!" "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "Are there any other winners?" "Ahhh!" "Bingo!" "If not, I declare this game completed." "What do I win?" "If not, I declare this game completed." "The night's biggest pot!" "If not, I declare this game completed." "Yeah?" "If not, I declare this game completed." "$200." "If not, I declare this game completed." "Oh, my!" "If not, I declare this game completed." "$200!" "If not, I declare this game completed." "I won $200!" "I won $200!" "If not, I declare this game completed." "I'll have to bring you here more often." "Where did you go?" "That guy got it with a hatchet!" "Where did you go?" "It split his skull like a melon." "Where did you go?" "I won $200 at tic-tac-bingo!" "Where did you go?" "Makes up for the money that disappeared." "Where did you go?" "Well, that's great!" "Where did you go?" "I'm running a little short." "Where did you go?" "Could you loan me 20?" "Where did you go?" "Good boy, Primrose." "What's all this?" "For you." "What's all this?" "Fourteen cases of beer?" "What's all this?" "We're throwing a barbecue." "What's all this?" "For who?" "What's all this?" "The whole damn town." "What's all this?" "We'll celebrate our wedding anniversary." "What's all this?" "I don't celebrate that anymore." "What's all this?" "Well, I do." "May 21st." "What's all this?" "We were married on the 15th." "What's all this?" "You just wanted a party." "What's all this?" "Life's short!" "What's all this?" "You got it!" "Get going, boy!" "You got it!" "All right, Jake!" "You got it!" "All right!" "All right!" "You got it!" "That's my boy!" "You got it!" "That's my boy!" "You got it!" "That's Jake Moriarty, ladies and gentlemen!" "Need a refill, sheriff?" "That's Jake Moriarty, ladies and gentlemen!" "How about you?" "That's Jake Moriarty, ladies and gentlemen!" "There you go." "There you go." "You fellows need some more beer?" "There you go." "There you go." "No." "There you go." "There you go." "Susie or Beth?" "There you go." "There you go." "I can't tell you two apart." "There you go." "There you go." "Some of the boys wanted something a little stronger." "Should I clean what you don't?" "Give it back." "Should I clean what you don't?" "How old are you?" "Who wants to know?" "How old are you?" "I do." "How old are you?" "I know who Herbert Hoover was." "How old are you?" "I'm old enough to know better." "How old are you?" "Come on, tell me." "How old are you?" "You're as bad as a woman." "How old are you?" "You won't tell me, will you?" "How old are you?" "Nope." "You missed another one." "How old are you?" "Looks like we're running out." "What kind of husband were you, Murphy?" "I don't know that I was easy to live with." "What kind of husband were you, Murphy?" "I don't demonstrate everything I feel." "What kind of husband were you, Murphy?" "I was a little tight about money." "What kind of husband were you, Murphy?" "They say one good marriage can lead to another." "What kind of husband were you, Murphy?" "No, they're rare." "What kind of husband were you, Murphy?" "I know." "What kind of husband were you, Murphy?" "I was surprised someone fell in love with me." "What kind of husband were you, Murphy?" "Why?" "Don't you like yourself?" "What kind of husband were you, Murphy?" "Yes." "I just didn't expect it to be contagious." "What kind of husband were you, Murphy?" "You're a big help in the kitchen." "Finish those dishes, dad?" "Still at it, son." "Finish those dishes, dad?" "You two talk a lot, don't you, dad?" "Finish those dishes, dad?" "We exchange a few words, son." "Finish those dishes, dad?" "Could we sever this family relationship?" "Finish those dishes, dad?" "I wouldn't be happy." "Finish those dishes, dad?" "If I were your dad." "Finish those dishes, dad?" "I think you're banging Emma." "Finish those dishes, dad?" ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression for that particular pleasure." ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "How about "fucking"." ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression" "I don't like that one a whole lot better." ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "Isn't that what's going on?" ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression" "I wouldn't take that up with you." ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression" "I'm taking it up with you." ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "You are a miserable little son of a bitch." ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression" "I don't know why she took you in." ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "You may be younger and stronger," ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression but you're about to get your ass kicked," ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression by my boots." ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "You're a feisty old bugger." ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression" "I thought we just settled that." ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "¶ I love you more ¶" ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "¶ Than the morning Loves the flowers ¶" ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "¶ Than the ocean ¶" ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "¶ Loves the shore ¶" ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "¶ Than a day Loves the hours ¶" ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "¶ I will love you longer ¶" ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "¶ Than the desert sky Is lonely ¶" ""Banging." kind of an ugly expression." "¶ Oh, you can Believe me ¶" "¶ I love you only ¶" "Sometimes it felt like I had two kids." "¶ I love you only ¶" "I'm cutting in." "I see you have legs." "You changed your shirt." "I see you have legs." "Nice legs." "I see you have legs." "Nice shirt." "I see you have legs." "You ought to be out of wind by now." "One, two..." "One, two, three." "I came to dance." "Don't hog." "It's come around to me again." "I miss you when you're gone." "Wait a minute!" "How about if the two of you dance together?" "Wait a minute!" "Care to?" "I'll lead." "Watch your toes." "Care to?" "Murphy!" "Macaroni and cheese!" "Murphy!" "No, thank you." "Murphy!" "I could defrost a T-bone." "Murphy!" "I'm cutting down on red meat." "Murphy!" "Waffles?" "Murphy!" "I had them for breakfast." "Murphy!" "Tomato soup?" "Murphy!" "I've got a bridge game." "Margaret's waiting." "Murphy!" "Jake wants to talk to you." "Murphy!" "What about?" "Murphy!" "I don't know." "He wouldn't say." "Murphy!" "I'll give him a couple minutes." "Murphy!" "What's the matter?" "Murphy!" "He didn't say." "Murphy!" "He just wants to talk." "Murphy!" "Surprise!" "Happy birthday, Murphy!" "Surprise!" "Nobody's thrown me a party since I went to war." "Surprise!" "Which war's that?" "Surprise!" "Crimean." "Surprise!" "Margaret, you're guilty of duplicity." "Surprise!" "I was afraid you'd just come to my house." "Surprise!" "Who planned this?" "Surprise!" "Margaret and I. We thought you knew." "Surprise!" "No." "I'm bowled over." "Surprise!" "Bessie, who's minding the store?" "Surprise!" "It's shut up tight," "Surprise!" "And don't say another word about it." "Surprise!" "You logged in another one." "Surprise!" "They're coming faster." "Surprise!" "Still got hair." "Surprise!" "But lost my gallbladder." "Surprise!" "Open up my present." "Surprise!" "Sure, Jake." "Surprise!" "We've got punch and cake." "Surprise!" "Margaret, would you serve?" "Surprise!" "Uh, Murphy?" "Surprise!" "Murphy, could I talk to you in the kitchen?" "Surprise!" "Yeah." "Surprise!" "Jake, here." "I'll do this later." "Surprise!" "Here, let me help you." "Put it on the table." "Here, let me help you." "This has become a second home to me," "Here, let me help you." "And I want to thank you for it." "Here, let me help you." "You should get married again." "Here, let me help you." "When I'm ready." "Here, let me help you." "When's that?" "Here, let me help you." "One of these days." "Here, let me help you." "Somebody around here?" "Here, let me help you." "Probably." "Here, let me help you." "I'll give you another party." "Here, let me help you." "I'll let you know when." "Here, let me help you." "Okay, Murphy, this is it." "How many candles go on your cake?" "Okay, Murphy, this is it." "How old are you?" "Just set the damn thing on fire." "A can of car wax from Jake." "Thank you, son." "A can of car wax from Jake." "You're welcome." "A can of car wax from Jake." "This is from me, Murph." "A can of car wax from Jake." "Let's see what we got here." "A can of car wax from Jake." "A black tie." "That will come in real handy at funerals." "A black tie." "And Margaret's cherries." "A black tie." "Nobody puts them up better." "A black tie." "Well, be careful." "A black tie." "There may be some pits in there." "A black tie." "All right!" "A black tie." "Whoo!" "A black tie." "Golly!" "Look at that!" "A black tie." "There you go!" "A black tie." "Get it in one go, Murph." "A black tie." "All right." "A black tie." "Go, Murphy!" "Come on!" "Go, Murphy!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go, Murphy!" "Yay!" "Go, Murphy!" "Do you want me to cut it?" "Go, Murphy!" "No, I'll slice it." "Go, Murphy!" "Well..." "I've known some of you all my life." "Well..." "I kissed Margaret behind the barn." "Well... when I was 8 years old." "Well..." "I got Freeman's blood in me." "Well..." "He gave a pint or two when I needed it." "Well..." "My friends have overlooked my shortcomings." "Well... and seen me through dark days." "Well... and brightened up the rest." "Well..." "I'm honored and lucky to have them." "Well..." "Who wants the first slice?" "Me." "Who wants the first slice?" "Jake." "Who wants the first slice?" "Thanks." "Okay." "Hmmm." "Bend your knees, or you'll get a hernia." "Aah!" "Bobby Jack!" "Aah!" "Will you get off me!" "Aah!" "Get off me!" "Well, that's what hay's for, to have a roll in." "Well, that's what hay's for," "I seem to be allergic to..." "I seem to be allergic to..." "Something." "I seem to be allergic to..." "Oh!" "How come you're here?" "I want to talk." "How come you're here?" "You saw the dish I broke." "How come you're here?" "No, I didn't." "How come you're here?" "That's because I glued it together." "How come you're here?" "That's why I didn't see it." "How come you're here?" "I'm going to ask your dad to leave." "What did he do?" "I'm going to ask your dad to leave." "We're not married anymore," "I'm going to ask your dad to leave." "And we can't live together like we're married." "I'm going to ask your dad to leave." "He wants to." "I'm going to ask your dad to leave." "So he's going." "Yes." "I want to walk home." "You sure have had a short childhood." "This is Larry, and this is Linus." "They're twins," "This is Larry, and this is Linus." "And they're mine." "This is Larry, and this is Linus." "Kind of funny, you know." "I keep, uh..." "I keep getting boys." "Kind of funny, you know." "Oh, Emma, this is Wanda, and she's a friend of mine from Tulsa." "Oh, Emma, this is Wanda," "It's a long way to drive with two babies." "Yes, ma'am." "It's a long way to drive with two babies." "Please just call me Emma." "It's a long way to drive with two babies." "Are you a day over 17?" "I'm 18." "How come you got pregnant?" "I'm 18." "Forgot to do something." "I'm 18." "He's always in such a rush." "I'm 18." "Well, they're going to need a last name." "I'm 18." "That's up to Bobby Jack." "I'm 18." "Do yourself a favor." "I'm 18." "I'm 18." "Hope we don't have to do this again." "Take a class in shorthand or typing." "Hope we don't have to do this again." "You never know when you might need it." "Hope we don't have to do this again." "I just want to stay at home with my babies." "Well, at least he likes kids." "Don't take my head off." "This isn't a traffic ticket you can just tear up." "Don't take my head off." "I know." "Don't take my head off." "I know it." "Don't take my head off." "We had a heat wave, and she's wearing a little tank top," "We had a heat wave, and we sat licking the same ice cream..." "We had a heat wave," "Don't tell me the details." "We had a heat wave," "There you go!" "We had a heat wave," "I can see you setting' your jaw." "We had a heat wave," "Emma, nobody is perfect." "We had a heat wave," "Bobby Jack, you've never even been close." "We had a heat wave," "Well, I haven't had enough good times yet, Emma." "Well, the party's over, my friend." "Well, I haven't had enough good times yet, Emma." "Somebody just handed you the check," "Well, I haven't had enough good times yet, Emma." "So pick up the tab!" "Well, I haven't had enough good times yet, Emma." "Does everybody have to?" "Well, I haven't had enough good times yet, Emma." "Most people do, yes." "Well, I haven't had enough good times yet, Emma." "Sell your motorcycle, Bobby Jack." "Sign a lease on a house." "Sell your motorcycle, Bobby Jack." "Put some money in a college fund." "Sell your motorcycle, Bobby Jack." "But I'll always love you, Emma." "How'd it go?" "I'll never get married." "How'd it go?" "Yes, you will." "How'd it go?" "Some girl will find you and never let you go." "How'd it go?" "This is Larry, and this is Linus." "How'd it go?" "Or this is Linus, and this is Larry." "How'd it go?" "They're your brothers." "How'd it go?" "Have a seat." "Wave bye-bye." "Bye-bye!" "Wave bye-bye." "Jake, keep looking in that mailbox." "Wave bye-bye." "There'll be something there for you." "Wave bye-bye." "Make me something, Murphy." "How about a chocolate soda?" "Make me something, Murphy." "All chocolate." "He came by on his way out of town." "Bought some diapers and baby powder." "He came by on his way out of town." "I'm in such a funny mood." "What will I do with my life, Murphy?" "I'm in such a funny mood." "Get on with it." "I'm in such a funny mood." "Should I get rid of the ranch?" "I'm in such a funny mood." "Should I dye my hair?" "I'm in such a funny mood." "You're a big girl." "I'm in such a funny mood." "I've done a lot of dumb things." "I'm in such a funny mood." "I married too young." "I'm in such a funny mood." "I married the wrong guy." "I'm in such a funny mood." "I never went to college." "I'm in such a funny mood." "Spilt milk." "I'm in such a funny mood." "Give me some advice, Murphy." "I'm in such a funny mood." "You've lived a long time." "I'm in such a funny mood." "You want advice?" "Write "Dear Abby"!" "I'm in such a funny mood." "Take your problems to your local minister" "I'm in such a funny mood." "Or the mental health clinic." "I'm in such a funny mood." "I'm not a lifeguard," "I'm in such a funny mood." "And I'm not your damn Dutch uncle!" "I'm in such a funny mood." "If you don't know how things are, you're not as smart as I thought." "If you don't know how things are," "Good evening, Murphy." "Good evening." "Good evening, Murphy." "It's going to be a lovely night, isn't it?" "Yes, it is." "It's going to be a lovely night, isn't it?" "Have a nice ride?" "It's going to be a lovely night, isn't it?" "Well, yes, I did." "It's going to be a lovely night, isn't it?" "It's going to be a handsome moon." "It's going to be a lovely night, isn't it?" "Do you think it's going to rain?" "It's going to be a lovely night, isn't it?" "No, it's dry this time of year." "It's going to be a lovely night, isn't it?" "Are we talking about the weather?" "It's going to be a lovely night, isn't it?" "You are." "It's going to be a lovely night, isn't it?" "That's not what I want to talk about." "It's going to be a lovely night, isn't it?" "Take another tack, Emma." "It's going to be a lovely night, isn't it?" "I don't know what tack to take." "I'll help you." "I don't know what tack to take." "Separate the men from the boys, Emma." "I show some wear," "Separate the men from the boys, Emma." "But if fruit hangs on the tree long enough, it gets ripe." "Separate the men from the boys, Emma." "I'm durable, I'm steady," "Separate the men from the boys, Emma." "And I'm faithful." "Separate the men from the boys, Emma." "I'm in love for the last time in my life." "Separate the men from the boys, Emma." "I'm in love for the first time in my life." "So?" "So..." "Stay to supper, Murphy?" "Not unless I'm still here at breakfast." "Stay to supper, Murphy?" "How do you like your eggs?" "I'm 60." "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ To think of how I call you up ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ And talk about All the little things ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ That were on my mind ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ You were a friend ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ You listened To all I dreamed of ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ I wanted a real love ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ The good old-fashioned kind ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ It was you all along ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ You who kept me strong ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ I wonder how I could have been so blind ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ You kissed me like a lover ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ Loved me like a friend ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ And I knew love For the last time ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ I got burned ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ Seems like everybody does ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ By romance ¶" "¶ Seems funny now ¶" "¶ Still I yearn ¶" "¶ And though I didn't know Just what it was ¶" "¶ Still I yearn ¶" "¶ I got a second chance ¶" "¶ Still I yearn ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ If we had missed the moment ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ We might have spent The years ahead ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ Believing love had passed ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ Now that I've found A love to last a lifetime ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ I'm in love for the last time And time will make it last ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ It was you all along ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ You who kept me strong ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ I don't know How I could've been so blind ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ You kissed me like a lover ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ Loved me like a friend ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ And I'm in love For the last time ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ It was you all along ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶" "¶ You who kept me strong ¶" "¶ Just think of it ¶"