"First of all... don't yell at me, It's not my fault." "What?" "They don't have any reservations." "Some genius, but this doesn't solve the most screwed up." "Oh, great!" "I don't believe this." "Did you tell them who you are or why we are here?" "God, no Jennifer..." "I didn't think to do that." "Of course I told them." "There's nothing they can do about it..." "They are packed." "So, we'll find another motel." "The really good news is, There's not a room left in town... because of festival." "Swinging place, what do you think?" "I don't think, we have much choice." "Hello?" "Good morning." "Can I help you?" "I hope so." "We'd like a room for tonight." "I'm sorry Miss but..." "This place hasn't been used as a hotel for a long long time." "Now you see itself." "It's a museum now." "It's not a hotel, It's a museum." "Sure it is, a museum That's what I said all along." "I'm sorry about the confusion." "Do you work for the television or something?" "I'm a reporter." "Oh, my my!" "A television reporter, yeah?" "Very interesting!" "Do you know of any motels around here?" "Let's see, uh... back in Solvang?" "Everything's sold out." "Anywhere else?" "Let me think uh..." "You see, we're kind of in a jam." "I'm up here From L.A to do a story on Solvang." "One of my girls isn't feeling too well." "It's too bad." "Listen, um..." "Why don't you come on in?" "I call around, see what I can do." "That would be very nice of you." "This place has been in the family for three generations." "The town was once water stopped on the southern pacific." "When the diesel train came and turned into..." "A ghost town almost overnight." "Could still taking a long time." "It's remarkable, I'm impressed." "Scar, get off the counter." "Do you take care of this place yourself?" "Oh, yes." "Yes, my... my father's been gone for almost twenty years now." "Now I'm left with the responsibility." "There is my wife, Virginia of course but... she doesn't come here that often." "She stays up in the house." "Oh here we are!" "Hello?" "Yes, good morning, um..." "Say... uh, what's the chance of... getting a room for tonight?" "It's kind of an emergency." "Oh really, the festival huh?" "That busy." "Well uh... how about Buellton?" "Oh, same thing huh?" "Oh I see." "Well, thank you very much." "I'm afraid you're out of luck." "Doesn't seem to be a vacancy anywhere in the whole area." "I doubt Hans Christian Anderson... can get a room tonight!" "Uh, It's most unfortunate." "God, I really don't know what to do." "Well, I have to think of something." "If I get through this day, It'd be a miracle." "Well, I truly wish, I could be of some assistance." "There's nothing you can do." "You've been very sweet." "Thank you." "Miss!" "Yes?" "I have an idea." "Well, at least we don't have to sleep in the car." "Let's not forget, I've got a deadline to meet." "We've gotta get started." "Gotcha!" "Where is the good Smariton?" "He'll be right out." "He's just locking up." "Don't concern your self-attack, Virginia." "Just get the room ready." "You're not listening to me." "If you continue to refuse to listen to me..." "I will become very cross with you." "I don't suppose you'd want that to happen now." "Would you?" "Jesus, great house you've got here, Mr.Keller." " Oh, thank you." " It must be our lucky day." "Come on, Come on." " Come on." " Thank you." "Make yourself at home." "I'm sure you'd like it here." "You'll be very comfortable here for sure." "Virginia!" "Virginia!" "Our guests are here." "Virginia!" "Excuse me!" "I'm sorry." "Virginia!" "Virginia!" "I like your style Mr.Keller." "Oh, Ernest." "Please call me Ernest." "Terrific room!" "My parents used to give Gala-Bowl... in that room with special invited guests." "Of course I was really much too young to remember." "Then my mother died and... and no more parties." "Virginia!" "Virginia!" "Where are you?" "Virginia!" "Would you excuse me for a moment?" "I guess I"ll have to go see what's..." "Virginia!" "There you are." "These are the young ladies, I was telling you about, Virginia." " Hello." " Hi." "Nice to meet you." "The room is ready." "I hope you'll be comfortable." "Thank you very much Mrs.Keller." " I'm sure we will." " You're very kind." "Excuse me." "I have to go back in the kitchen now." "You really must excuse my wife." "She's not used to having visitors." "Virgina's always been such a... a shy woman." "Afraid of things... a mother of this child." "I'm afraid she'd be lost without me." "Goodness!" "Here I am going, on and on and on... and you have to be back in Solvang." "Your room is on the second floor." "Excuse me!" "It's not the rites but, you don't run the close second." "Sure, It's great." "Up this way please." "You'll have very comfortable." "I hope you will be comfortable!" "Excuse me!" "I have to go and hide now!" "That's not very nice." "I'm just kidding." "All you have to admit at the court of bear." "Do you think they'd mind if I took a hot bath in a little while?" "I'm sure, It would be all right." "Christ!" "It's 12:20 already." "Can you really get along without me?" "Well, speaking only for myself." "Myself alone, I personally Karen Fast... could never ever, get along without you." "You just feel better." "We'll be back soon." "Okay." "Super salty." "Mr.Keller, we're leaving." "Have a nice day." "You too." "Have a nice day." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Is anyone there?" "It's me, Ernest." "I brought some extra blankets." "Are you feeling better now?" "Yes, a little." "That's good darling." "I, uh..." "The heating is not very good in this part of the house," "I wouldn't want you to catch cold." "That's very thoughtful of you." "It's no trouble." "No trouble at all." "Well, I guess I'll be going now." "Okay." "Bye Bye, Thanks again." "Ta-Da!" "It's not right." "You worry too much, Virginia." "They could find out." "Don't worry my dear." "No one will ever find out." "I don't like it." "Those girls here." "You're not suggesting... that I don't know what I'm doing now." "Are you?" "No, no, It's just that uh..." "It's just that what?" "!" "Virginia." "Virginia." "It's my job to worry... not yours." "I've always protected us, haven't I?" "Huh?" "Now, everything will be alright." "Do you understand?" "I'll be at the hotel." "Oh God!" "God!" "No!" "No!" "The people you see behind me, are some of the 2000 residents of Solvang, direct to sending of group of educators... who founded "Standish Community" in 1911." "Somehow miraculously," "The town's retained every gotten adversity... right in the middle of southern California sun shine." "How dare he to interfere with my work?" "How dare he?" "He's absolutely going crazy..." "to mention it in front of them." "Commit it." "What is he doing here?" "!" "I don't deserve this." "I'm gonna figure it guys." "I'm a nice person." "Far from perfect," "But I know in my heart, I'm a nice person." "And deserve to be treated with respect." "Slow down." "And If you would please restrain from talking to him," "I'd appreciate it." "Just ignore him." "I know you think, Tony is the best thing that ever happened to me." "And that I'm insensitive to his feeling." "But I'm asking you to let me decide what's best for me, okay, Karen?" "It's not okay." "But okay." "Where are you?" "Are you hiding from me?" "Well, If that's what you wanna do." "Play your games." "Coach got you, with that it have your ass." "You're not gonna say anything, are you?" "I don't know." " What's in it for me if I don't?" " What is it, Blackmail?" "All right, consider yourself for report pal." "Wait, wait." "How about a deal with my sister?" "She's marvelous in her position." "Easy to get along with." "And the grand bold, Andrea Denis made, and don't forget that pie, Lin contest." "Thank you so much for coming in," "Please forgive us for that makes-up at the hotel." " Thank you." " Lovely to meet you." " Thanks very much." " Bye bye." "Oh, hi." "Beat up on anymore women today?" "Leave the key in the mailbox, would you?" "Thanks." "Let's go Karen." "Well, good luck." "Listen." "If it's over it's over, but not this way." " Karen." " Wait, will you let me finish?" "I think to let us go down the tombs like this, without even talking this crazy." "Now I'm at in we could work it out we probably can't." "Nobody can tell me we didn't have good times." "Terrific times." "Jennifer." "I feel empty inside." "I need very much to talk to you." "Karen." "Get in." "I know you tell me keep out of this, but I really think you should..." "Karen." "This is probably the worst move, you've made in your life." " Karen." " He loves you." "I want you to go back to the house and see how Vicki's doing." "I'll meet you there in couple of hours." "Let's take a walk, Tony." "Ernest, my boy." "Glad to see you." "Let me look at you." "What a fine specimen you are." "I bet you have all the girls chasing you." "Why don't you sit down?" "Make yourself comfortable." "I wanna have a good, old fashioned father-son talk with you." "Man to man." "You know what I mean?" "Yes sir." "What's that?" "I can't hear you." "Yes sir." "That's better." "I thought, I just told someone to sit." "There you go." "Look around you boy." "Go on, look around." "This is your daddy's world now." "Time of depressing, huh?" "You look a big Ellinis." "No need to be nervous with your daddy." "How old are you now, boy?" "29 years old, sir." "29." "That's the old I was when I married your mother." "She was quite a woman, your mother." "I never met a person who enjoyed being alive as much as she did." "You ever think about getting married?" "I suppose not, you're too busy looking after the house... and taking care of sister, right son?" "Yes, sir." "Well, I guess you're kind of curious why I had you come see me." "Virginia came down this morning." "Brought me my lunch." "She started to cry." "Couldn't stop crying." "I figured she must be hiding something, but she wouldn't tell me what it was." "So, I had the beated out of her." "Seemed she got herself with child." "Didn't think she knew about such things." "My little girl." "The big question is..." "Who would do such a thing, to that poor, dumb child?" "I figured it had to be some real low-life piece of scum." "You know the first person, I thought of son?" "You." "I figured right." "I understand this has been going on for a long long time." "You told her you'd bury her alive If she ever told anyone." "Tell me son." "Did it feel good, taking your own sister?" "The problem now is, what to do about this situation." "Man to man, what do you think I should do about this?" "I don't know sir." "Seems to me we've got to... send sister away somewhere." "Have that problem taken care of." "But, what are we going to do about you?" "Any suggestions?" "I can't hear you, son." "Nothing, nah?" "Well, don't bother yourself." "Your daddy's got the answer." "Get up off that chair." "We're going to make sure, this doesn't happen again." "That it never happens again." "Aren't we, boy?" "Pull down your trousers, boy." "Please, sir!" "Don't do this." "I said, pull down your pants." "Don't, don't... don't do this." "Step up here." "You're not going to do this." "Ernest don't!" "No, don't!" "No !" "No, Ernest!" "Hello?" "Hey Debbie, Miss wonderful is back." "You're feeling okay?" "I know you're in there." "If you don't come out, I'm gonna come in and get you." "Vicki?" "Hello?" "Hey Debbie." "Vicki?" "Hello?" "Anybody?" "Vicki?" "Vicki?" "Hello?" "Anybody?" "Hello?" "Hey!" "Let go of!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Quit this." "Vicki?" "Come on!" "Oh my God!" "Please!" "Face the facts, Tony." "You know, what the doctors say." "Your knee will never be the same, and you might as well, forget about playing football again." "I didn't know you were such an expert on leg injuries." "It's been over a year and It's only getting worse." "Why won't you believe in me?" "It'll heal." "How many doctors have to say "No"?" "It's time to just face it and move on." "Tony, I can't live with what it's doing to you." "You're so stubborn, Tony." "Don't you know that I love you?" "Sure." "Boo!" "If you could only see your face..." "Oh my stomach!" "It hurts." "That was very naughty of me." "I laughed so hard, It's such a long time." "The fire's almost gone out." "No one's come back this after noon." "It's the most disturbing." "Sometimes I wonder, If I should keep the place open in all the winter" "Have the young ladies made dinner arrangements?" "Perhaps they would like to dine with us." "Virginia?" "Virginia, did you hear me?" "Why don't you answer me?" "Will you get that stupid look off your face and answer me?" "Will you answer me?" "Virginia!" "What?" "What?" "What?" "The girls Virginia, where are they?" "What?" "What's happened?" "Where are they?" "I didn't wanna hurt you." "And If you hadn't been poking around my things..." "You never would've found If I was pregnant in the first place." "Please try to understand." "It was purely self-protective." "I made the point without saying anything, because I know how you feel." "And I didn't wanna fight." "Tony, we can't have a baby now." "It's as simple as that." "You know it's funny you just like the woman and talk to me... about getting married and having kids, that's along ago?" "or don't you remember?" "Some day I do want all that." "But not now." "If you were working..." "Involved in something you really loved..." "Instead of just sitting around expecting to get start." "Do you understand?" "Okay." "I'll take you back now." " Tony." " Let's go." "Hey Jane, How we doing?" "Anybody wanna play ball?" "Huh?" "Come on, let's get up a day." "It'll be fun." "Where are you anyway?" "You think I'm angry with you or something?" "You sent old parent to death." "Come on everybody." "up, up, up!" "Rise and Shine!" "I think I'm getting warmer." "Who's left?" "Is that my little guy?" "Why is your rib?" "You had this fight of day didn't you?" "Fighting days.." "Hey, what are you escaping for?" "There's no need to be frightened." "Will I do anything to hurt you?" "Will I?" "Will I?" "Will I?" "Now listen, my dear." "I'm afraid our world has been seriously threatened." "There could be serious repercussions." "If today's unfortunate happens stance ever became known." "Blow your nose." "Blow your nose." "My sweet little honey bunch." "There, there." "I know." "I know." "But our situation is not hopeless." "And we have to look on the bright side." "Our situation is not hopeless." "Far from it..." "But we must leave no loose ends." "No one knows, No one knows." "No one will ever know that we had visitors here today." "All evidence of their stay will be erased." "Do you understand?" "Do you?" "Good." "Very good." "Now listen, my dear." "One of our guests seems to be on the counted for." "No doubt she'll over turn shortly." "So, we must not tarry any longer." "We must leave, no loose ends." "We must be prepared." "She is our only obstacle." "No!" "No!" "That assuredly is the most asinine statement... ever to have escaped from that delicate mouth of yours, my dear." "I'm talking to you." "Look at me!" "Look at me!" "Goodness!" "What am I getting so excited about?" "I haven't done anything." "I haven't done anything." "Let them find out." "What can they do to me?" "Nothing." "Nothing." "She'd only spend remain of her youth in a pent cell." "Oh, I'm sure of that." "And then, what junior's fate would be?" "I wonder." "Seems obvious to me, my dear they would not chew them so kindly." "I'm afraid you'd suffer terribly." "No!" "Yeah there, my sweet, little sister." "Yeah there." "I would take care of everything." "It must cooperate now." "Do you understand?" "Do you understand?" "I can't hear you." "Yes." "I can't hear you." "Yes." "I can't hear you." "Yes!" "Hello?" "Hello!" "Mr.Keller?" "Ernest, please." "Where is everybody?" "What's that?" "I said Do you know, where everybody is?" "They'll be right back." "Come on down." "Where are you?" "I'm over here!" "Come on around." "Oh please, be careful." "I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself." "Where did they go?" "The girls?" "Yes, the one wasn't feeling well uh..." "What was your name?" "Vicki." "Vicki!" "Vicki, yes." "Well, uh... she's feeling fine now and Karen," "It is Karen isn't it?" " Yes." " Yes!" "Well, Vicki and Karen, they went out for a little ride to get some air." "A little ride?" "Yes." "Yes, they said to tell you not to worry." "I'm sure, They'll be back any second." "Listen, would you mind doing me a very big favor?" "Would you mind holding this... while I try to get this tucked in?" " Sure." " It's not heavy, you know." "Thank you." "Thank you, you're really very kind." "Oh dear, I really best go on a diet." "Here we are." "Now I just have to get this screw in." "It won't take long." "I promise." "Goodness!" "It's a wrong side." " You just hold that up. all right?" " Okay." "Hold it up." "There we go." "That!" "Okay." "Hold it." "Wait, where are you going?" "I'll be right back." "I promise." "I've gotta get a smaller screw." "and don't go away, you hear?" "Don't go away!" "I'll be right back." "Ernest!" "Mr.Keller!" "Ernest!" "Mr.Keller!" "Mr.Keller, the door is locked." "Mr.Keller!" "Somebody open the door." "Is anybody there?" "Somebody please, open the door." "Mr.Keller!" "Will someone open the door?" "Help!" "Somebody please!" "Let me see that beautiful face," "The most beautiful face in all the world." "Beautiful." "We must work on your manners later, my dear." "I must go tidy up." "I see you've met Junior." "Boo!" "No more!" "No more!" "Out of my way!" "No!" " Get out of my way!" " No!" "Son, there, there." "Just play the game!" "Just a little fun." "It's just a game!" "It's just a game!" "Nobody here but those chickens, huh?" "Jennifer!" "Jennifer!" "No!" "No!"