"## [Classical]" "[Horse Whinnies, Collapses]" "[Thunder Rumbling]" "[Animal Howling]" "[People Laughing]" "[Tapping On Microphone]" "[Man] As you go forth on your journey and lead us into the next century," "I know that you're going out into this world... and will give 110%." "[Kids Chattering] You are the best... and you are the brightest." " We could be looking at future leaders of this country." " [All Chuckle]" "Writers, senators, and scientists... humanitarians and heads of industry." "[Man Narrating] A lot of years have passed since that graduation." "And coming out of continuation school, I had no clue what we were gonna do with our lives." "But I knew for sure that none of us were gonna become senators or scientists." "Just ain't gonna happen." "Sparky was a wild one, man." "Beauty of Sparky was you never knew where he was comin' from." "[Gargling]" "Who took a dump in my mouth?" "Sparky would rip off a line of "fuck yous" better than anybody I ever heard." "I'm gonna castrate you and fuck your mother in the fucking ass with your own fucking dick!" "[Girl]Yeah." "I'm glad I left your sorry ass..." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "[Narrator] Shit." "Lardo?" "He was everything you could have asked for in a friend." "He was funny, he was charming, had a way with words." "Dude, shit happens." "[Narrator] Did pretty good with the chicks... and always seemed to make light of a serious situation." "[Water Bubbling]" "[Radio:" "Ronald Reagan] My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today... that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever." " Whoa." " We begin bombing in five minutes." "[Screams]" "[Narrator] Together, we were one." "I mean, we had it all." "## [Mexican, Traditional]" "At least I thought we did." "## [Continues]" "## [Singing In Spanish] [Lip-synching]" "[Narrator] And every summer, we'd get a visit from Iris." "[Knocking] [Woman] Iris!" "[Door Opens] [Groans]" " Anne wants to know when are you coming to the Hut." " [Groans]" "There's coffee in the kitchen." "[Groans]" "[Narrator] And then there was Anne." "[German Accent] Johnny boy, why is the door closed with a girl inside?" "Give me five minutes, Mom." "I'm having sex!" "Johnny, stop that now!" "Bad boy!" "What will the neighbors think..." "girl in your room and the door closed?" "They'll think I'm gettin' laid!" "[Narrator] Like we always said, a little bit of booty never hurt nobody." "Growing up as a kid on the beach was a blast." "I mean, everybody knew everybody." "The surf was always good, and every night was a party." "[Man] J. D!" "What's up, man?" "Hey, Skinner!" "What's happening, dude?" "Somebody's parents were always gone for the weekend, and if that didn't happen, we'd take it to the Shelburn house." "## [Band:" "Punk Rock]" "[Boy] # Ow #" "# Well, I want a war between the rich and the poor #" "# I want a fight and know what I'm fighting for #" "[Narrator] But what went down over the next 24 hours... is something I will never forget." "## [Punk Rock] [Man] # Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# We are scientists in our lab looking through the microscope #" "# Those little glass slides They never lie How can this small mind cope #" "# I've never seen anything like this before #" "# This amoeba's got a mind of its own #" "# But don't turn your back you stupid science world #" "# This is reaching for the telephone #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "## [Guitar Solo]" "# A one-celled creature A one-celled thing #" "# It hardly knows its alive #" "# You're better off dead if you only knew #" "# That your life's taking a dive #" "# I've never seen anything like it before #" "# This amoeba's got a mind of its own #" "# But don't turn your back you stupid science world #" "# This is reaching for the telephone #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba #" "# Amoeba # # Amoeba, amoeba amoeba, amoeba #" "# Amoeba # # Amoeba, amoeba amoeba, amoeba #" "# Amoeba # # Amoeba, amoeba amoeba, amoeba #" "[Narrator] So check this out." "Every kid has someone they look up to, right?" "Whether it's a baseball player, a rock star, or drives a race car- a hero." "Well, it just so happened that my hero, he lived right down the street." "And this guy had the ability to make you feel... like you were walkin' on water." "[Machine Grinding]" "[Machine Shuts Down]" "What's up?" "Hey." "20, 25, 45, 50 bucks." "One more payment and it's mine." "[Knocking]" "Hi!" "Hello!" "Good morning." "Hi, hello!" "Sorry it's so early, but, um, this may be a little bit embarrassing, but..." "[Whispers] we're lost." "Would you happen to know where 1117 Shelburn Lane might be?" " I do." " [Woman] Oh, great." "Oh, good." "That's wonderful." "Excuse me." "Oh, thanks." "Yeah, okay." "Yuppies." "You know what?" "Day after graduation, summer's callin'." "I'm gonna give you your board." "Just pay me when you got the cash." "Here's your board." "This is, um..." "You know, it's your board." "I mean, I made it for you." "So you take care of the board, and she'll take care of you." "Now go on." "Make me proud." "Hey, Mooney." "Wanna come?" "I gotta work." "[Seagulls Squawking]" "## [Punk Rock]" "[Girl] # In the chamber of hellos Hello, hello, hello, hello #" "# In the chamber of hellos Hello, hello, hello, hello #" "# In the chamber of hellos Hello, hello, hello, hello #" "# In the chamber of hellos #" "# In the chamber of hellos Hello, hello, hello, hello #" "# In the chamber of #" "# In the chamber of #" "# In the chamber of #" "Huh?" "[Tapping Sticks]" "Two, "Q," "A," "N."" "Two, "Q," "A," "N."" "Five, seven, four." "Hey, J.D. How's it goin'?" "Hey, Del." "Surfin', huh?" "Yeah, I was." ""Q," "A," "N."" "Hey, I found this seaweed with these shells." "It's sparkling', see?" "Oh, yeah?" " And this." " [Seashells Rattling]" "Sea glass." ""Q," "A," "N."" "I'm not really in the mood for a nature study right now." ""Q," "A," "N."" "Five, seven, four." "Five, seven..." "Oh, shit." "Fuck!" "[Whispers] Nice." "[Screams] Wake up, Ventura!" "Whoo!" "Ha-ha!" "## [Punk Rock]" "[Tires Screeching]" "Watch your fucking driving, asshole!" " You stupid blind fucker!" " [Tires Screech]" "What the fuck, man?" "What's up, man?" "What are you gonna do, huh?" "Come on." "Get the fuck back in your car and drive back to your stupid valley and stay outta my city!" "Fucking Ventura surfers!" "Yeah, you say that, and then you drive off, you pussy!" "Fuckin' souther!" "What's up, J. D?" "Que pasa, J. D?" "I lost my board, man." "Maybe someone took it." "Took it?" "No one takes surfboards around here, amigo." "[Female Reporter] In a move that could seriously hurt his reelection prospects" "[J.D.] Hey, Harry." "Hey, J.D." "Where's your board?" "Gone." "I don't know." "Maybe someone stole it." "Stole your board?" "Uh-huh." "Motherfucker." "Beer?" "I don't spend every day workin' my ass off at the D.M.V. so you can buy beer, old man." " I didn't buy it." "J.D. gave me one." " What?" " J.D., did you give him beer?" " No." " Where's your board?" " [Groans]" "[Farts]" "[Farts]" " Rise and shine, ladies!" " [Gasps]" " Come on." "Get up." " Why are you doing this to me?" "Come on." "Get up." "You know, in some countries, this is considered torture." "[Exhales] Listen up." "J.D. lost his board." "So?" "Well, so, you guys should go help him find it." " He lost the Mooney?" " Yeah, the Mooney." "[Laughs] That shit didn't happen." "It happened." "Seriously, you guys should go help him find it." "He should help me find the bong." " Oh, God." " Where is it?" "[J.D.] Dude, why?" "[Lardo] I don't know." "I mean, how does something like this happen?" "Dude, I have no idea." "Mooney's gonna kill me." "It's just kind of incredible that your board would just be gone." "I know." "Hey, what's goin' on, guys?" "Sparks." "Punk." "Hey, bro." "Where's your board, man?" "Dude, my board got pilfered." "Dude, don't flip out, all right?" "I can't fucking believe this shit." "I'm gonna fucking kill all of 'em!" "I mean, they just come and they just take our fucking boards like it's nothing?" "These are our boards, our property!" "Fuck them!" "Fuck off" "All right, I'm here." "Where's the fire?" "Thank you." "Okay, um, can you fold these, please, and then put them outside when you're done?" "Only because I need you in my life." "Love you." "So, how's things?" "Oh, you know." "Same old together one day, broken up the next, back together again." "On again, off again." "Sex one day, no sex the next." "It's nice to know we have the same problems." "...theirfucking beating heart outta their chest and show it to 'em." "Yeah, I" " Uh, Anne?" "[Bat Pounding Pole]" "I'm not fucking around!" "Yeah?" "That boy's not good for business." "They just fucked with Sparky, and Sparky's gonna fuck 'em up." "That's just Sparky." "He breaks it, he buys it." "All day!" "Pretend this little fuckin' totem pole's their fucking face!" "[Panting]" "Whoa." "[Anne] Hey, J.D. Hey." " Um, where's your board?" " It's gone." "Hey, J.D. Hey, Iris." " How's your mom?" " She's in Vegas with her new boyfriend." " Did you look up and down the beach?" " Of course!" "Aw, please." " Come on." " Well, wait." "Maybe the tide took it out, dude." " How many times a year do I go out?" " A lot." " And how many times have I lost my board?" " A lot." "And how many times have I swum in to get it?" "As many times as you lost it." "Right." "And how many times was it right there waiting for me?" "Yeah." "Every time." "Exactly, dude." "Every time, except this fucking time." "Oh!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Did anyone hear about Reagan bombing Russia?" "What?" "Reagan's bombing Russia." "I heard it on the radio this morning." "Shh." "You're that stoned that Reagan is talking to you personally through a radio?" "No, no." "I'm not that stoned." "I'm... that stoned." "[Both Laughing] Dude, me too." "Let's get more stoned." "What am I gonna do, man?" "Fuck." "This is a symbol for all that's sacred to our way of life." "So, what?" "Is something sacred to your way of life?" "Wake up." "A surfboard is the most sacred thing to our way of life." "It's" " It's your girlfriend, your car and your dick, all in one." "Guys, he's, like, a Mexican Jesus." "So, uh, Jesus, what do we do?" "We do what we do whenever we don't know what to do." "Oh, no!" "It's alive!" "[Laughs]" "Party at the Shelburn house again, Anne?" "Come on." "We gotta meet some new people." "Withering away over here." "Oh, God, Iris, please." "Shut up." "Have some fun." "Lighten up." "I want to have fun." "I really do." "Okay, then have fun." "[Groans] Okay, who's gonna be there?" "Well, who do you think?" "J.D., Lardo, the Yard guys," "Mike Moke, um, James, Bernard- [Grunts]" "What?" "What is your problem?" "I just..." "Well, look." "I wanna meet some guys who are into the same things I'm into." "Um, Iris, boyfriends aren't into poetry, painting and art." "Just have some fun, for me, please?" "Please?" "Yeah, for you." "It's easy for you to say." "You've got sunshine boy out there." "Yeah, that's not that easy." "Know what?" "First chance I get, I'm getting outta here." "I'm going to New York and I'm gonna be an artist." "You know, I don't care about being rich or famous, dude." "I just wanna work and keep my edge." "Your edge?" "Yeah." "My edge." "And when I do get a boyfriend, he'll be into poetry, painting and art." "You watch." "Um, news flash, Iris." "Hmm?" "Boyfriends who are into all that already have boyfriends of their own." "Crap." "I got an idea." "Oh, really?" "What?" "Let's flash Sparky." "Okay." "You ready?" "Yeah." "One, two, three." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "[Shouting, Laughing]" "All right, J.D.," "All right, J.D., tell me the story in excruciating detail." "All right, so, I was out on my board, and then, like, all of a sudden out of nowhere, this, like, perfect wave just comes at me." "So I paddle into it, right?" "And I get up, and I lay down, like, this sweet bottom turn, and then, like, I was right there, yeah." "I'm right there, and the wave just starts throwing its lip over me, just, like, throwing it over me like that." "It was, like, the most beautiful feeling of my life." "And what happened after that, man?" "Uh..." "Come on, man." "You had to see something, bro." "Yeah, uh, I'm lookin' around, and..." "And I see Del." "Yeah, man." "The first person I saw on the beach was Del." "Del." "Hey, Del." "Oh." "Hey, guys." "What's up?" "Hey." "Hey, hey." "Everything okay?" "Yeah." "Del, uh, listen." "Do you remember seeing me this morning?" "Sure." "It was about 8:57, close to 9:00." "I tell time by the sun, and I usually get it right within a minute or two." "All right, well, look, my surfboard got stolen." "Did you see anything?" "Yeah." "Did you see... anything?" "What do you mean, the souther?" "He was drivin' a Datsun 280Z." "It was orange." "Do you remember anything else?" "Dudes, you can't get the right answers in life unless you ask the right questions." "Whoa." "[Lardo] "2QAM574."" "Uh..." "[Sparky] So, what is the right question?" "[J.D.] I don't know." "Really, J.D., if I could find the guy who did this to you," "I would kill him!" "No." "You know what?" "I wouldn't just kill him." "[Laughs]" "I'd beat his ass first, and then I would kill him." "No." "You know what?" "I'd kick his ass and kill him, but first, I'd steal his board so he knew what it felt like." "Shut up, stupid." "Why would he steal J.D.'s board if he already had one?" "What?" "If he had a board to steal, I mean." "I'd steal that one." "Wait." "What?" "Which one would you..." "steal?" "I'd steal 'em both, dude." "Yeah." "I'm a badass." "Okay, so how are we gonna find this guy?" "Oh, she said something about that souther in the Datsun, yeah?" "Yeah, right." "The orange 280Z, huh?" "Yeah." " You stupid blind fucker!" " [Tires Screech]" "[Screams] Oh, fuck." "Here we go again." "What- What, Sparky?" "What, Sparky?" "What's wrong?" "What?" "I saw a guy driving an orange 280Z, but I didn't think that anyone would fuckin' steal a board, so I didn't even get a good look at him!" "Dude, relax!" "What?" "Fuck you." "I'm not gonna relax." "[J.D.]You're just remembering this now?" "I'm gonna fuckin' kill this guy after I kill you." "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Who, the souther?" "Yeah, man." "He was driving around in this sleazy, fuckin' "pick up some pussy" Valley boy car... with the board hanging out the back, dude." "Green and yellow, right?" "Yeah?" "Yeah?" "Well, how do you know he was a souther?" "Dude, he had a fuckin' typical Ken doll haircut." "Total valley boy faggy-ass shit, and... the fucker had pants." "Like slacks." "Pants?" "Pants?" "[Both] Uh-oh." "Hey, guys, uh, look who it is." "[Lardo] It's red bikini girl." "[J.D.] Red bikini girl." "[Lardo] Coming straight for you." "Check it out." "Mm-hmm." "What I wouldn't do to nib on one of those nips." "Dude, what I wouldn't do to suck on both of those nipples." "[Together] A little bit of booty never hurt nobody." "Your mom home, Sparky?" "Maybe we should go in and say hi." "Yeah, I don't know." " Is she okay?" " Yeah." "Shit." "What?" "I'm supposed to meet this kid today, and I'm selling him my skateboard." "You're selling your skateboard?" "Yeah, they're gonna shut off our electric if we don't pay the bill." " Seriously, bro?" " How much?" "Sixteen dollars." "Don't sweat it, dude." "Uh, we have to figure out this..." "uh, what is it- 2QAN..." "Later." "Later?" "Yeah, later." "First we're gonna get 16 bucks." "You ready?" "Check this dude out." "Mr. C., how ya doin'?" "Hey." "So, uh, anyway, Mr. Candidas." "Candianedas." "Uh, okay, so" "So I see this bitchin' wave coming in, right?" "I've already heard this stupid story from your stepfather, the drunk." "Oh, yeah?" "He was in here already?" "Oh, that's great." "Typical." "Hey!" "Hey." "So, uh, yeah, I was trying to tell ya a story, all right?" "So listen." "So I drop in on this wave, and I'm, like, totally stoked, and then it was, like, I'm doin' a cutback and I lay it down with my hand." "And I'm, like, skimming' it with my hand, and the lip starts folding over." "It's, like, coming over me like this." "And I'm like, "Whoa!"" "And then I'm like, "Whoa!"" "And this giant liquid cavern of liquid water from another planet" "[Lardo] Dude, I've been looking for these all day." "Look what I found." "All right." "Yeah, we'll have these." "Beef." "Uh, you got any dough?" "Uh, no." "Do you?" "Yeah, um, we're gonna have to come back for those later." "Yeah, later." "Okay." "Catch ya." "[Lardo Laughs] Let's get outta here." "[Chuckles] Feels kinda good, huh?" "[Chuckles] Feels kinda good, huh?" "What?" "Helpin' out Sparky's mom." "She's a nice lady." "Can you keep a secret?" "Dude, yeah." "What-What's up?" "Alice is not really his mom." "What?" "Yeah." "She's his grandma." "He just calls her that." "Where's his mom?" "She bailed, man." "Whoa." "There ya go, son." "Sixteen dollars." "There you go." "Thank you, sir." "This is a nice couch." "Got it at Sears." "Now if the wife asks, I didn't give you any money." "Sure, okay." "Harry, Peggy works at the D.M.V., right?" "Mm-hmm." "What?" "All right." "Bye, Marge." "Okay." "We got... 2QUAN574, 1979 Datsun, registered to a 17-year-old kid named Brian Kramer," "212 South Valley Road, Valley Village." "Here ya go." "Brian Kramer." "You don't know how much we appreciate this." "Well, do me a favor." "Don't kill him." "Oh, and next time you sell Harry some stolen beer, get somethin' better than this shit, please." "Fuckin' southers." "Oooh, stand by with the beer." "[Laughs]" "[Coughing]" "If you barf, I am not cleaning that up." "That what dogs are for, tardo." "Hey, boys." "[Both] Red bikini girl." "Little bit of booty never hurt nobody." "[Chuckles]" "[Woman] Do you think she's had a boob job?" "[Anne] Hey, Mom?" "Yeah, honey." "Can we, like, have a bottle of something, please?" "Oh, go ahead." "Take the half bottle of vodka from the bar." "But no drinking and driving." "Okay." "Thanks, Mom." "You rock hard." "Yeah, well, I used to." "Anne." "Yeah." " I found it." " You found your board?" "[J.D.] Yeah." "Hi, J.D." " Oh, hey, Brenda." " What's this about your board?" "We know where it is." "I just gotta go get it." "Can we go back to my house?" "I need to change." "[Anne] Yeah, yeah, sure." "Need a hand, J. D?" " [Laughs]" " Anne, your mom's, like, totally hitting on me again." "Mom, come on!" "We talked about this." "Okay, we're going." "Geez." " Wow." " [Anne] Bye." "I love you." "I love you too." "Have fun." "[Iris] Bye." "[J.D.] How come you're never like that..." "Oh, there you are, Johnny boy." "I heard what happened." "Oh, honey." "Mom!" "Ja." "Herb, the milkman, told me." "Oh, Johnny." "Come on, Mom." "Oh, don't worry." "We'll get it back for you, my poor baby." "We're onto it, Ma, really." "Oh, Johnny." "I give you some stew to take with you." "La Lumbie." "Come on, sweetheart, huh?" "Did you miss me?" "I need ya now." "I do." "Come on now." "Come on." "Here you go, honey." "Jesus, Mom." "I'm communing with my automobile here." "Oh, Johnny, please." "Just try it." "Just try it." "All right, all right." "Mm-hmm." "Uh-huh." "Ja." "Is good." "Uh, now can I go?" "Oh." "Ja." "Here, Anne." "Hold this." "I gotta focus." "Okay, baby." "Come on." "Come on." "Come to Papa." "Mmm." "[Engine Revs, Dies] That's it." "Come on." "Come on, baby." "Come on." "[Engine Starts] Whoo!" "Atta girl!" "Good luck, Johnny." "# Oh, Gidget goes to hell #" "Whoo." "[Laughs]" "So get this." "I totally saw this guy today, man." "He's drivin' down the road... in this bright-ass orange "look at me" 280Z." "The typical souther." "I mean, it seemed like his hair was personally styled by Vidal Sassoon." "And, uh, he was wearing pants." "[Anne] What?" "[Lardo] Pants." "# Gidget goes to hell #" "# Gidget goes to hell #" "# She's the center of attention as she runs into the wave #" "# Paddles way outside, yeah waiting for the big one ##" "[Knocking] [Boy] Come on." "I gotta pee." "[Exhales] [J.D.] Everybody!" "We got a situation here, so listen up." "These fucking southers, they come to our beautiful beach... and they desecrate it, and I'm sick of it!" "It's over, and they're going to pay now." " [All Cheering]" " So fucking frightening." "Totally." "It turns me on." "What?" "Whatever." "God, you're so weird." "All right, now here's the deal." "An elite team of us, a band of brothers, are gonna go tonight, in La Lumbie... and we're gonna find this guy and we're gonna bring my board back!" "[All Cheering]" "We're going." "No." "Anne, no." "I'm not going." "Yes." "Shut up, Iris." "We're going." "Shut up." "No-Anne..." "Shit." "[Belches] My fellow Venturians, the time has come." " Lardo." " Fuck it." " [Engine Starts] - [All Cheering]" "What, Mooney's?" "[Engine Stops]" "What are we doing here?" "There's somethin' I need to do." "So, Mike, I know I should have been more careful." "I'm gonna get the board back and I'm gonna get you that last payment too." "We got an address, we know where this guy is." "So, you know, don't worry." "It'll be easy." "These kids." "They're gonna run off to the Valley and probably get into a bunch of trouble." "Let's go get us a surfboard." "Mooney's comin' with us." "Now we can take on the whole fuckin' Valley, dude." "Let's do this." "[Engine Starts]" "## [Surf Rock]" "## [Man Singing, Indistinct]" "Why do you call your car La Lumbie anyway?" "Well, it used to be La Bamba, but the "L's," they took over." "Well, it was Bomber, then La Bamba." "Now it's La Lumbie." "Yeah." "Because le lan iaik lin leis." "I'm sorry?" "Le lan iaik lin leis." "You can talk in "L's"?" "Wow." "I really gotta get away from here." "[Laughs]" "## [Continues]" "We're goin' to war, and we need war music." "We need a fuckin' battle hymn." "Yeah." " [Anne] Check the tapes." " [Sparky] To the tapes." "To the tapes." " Germs." " Uh, Ramones." " Bob Marley." " I got the Thompson Twins." "[Mooney] No." "No Thompson Twins." "Pick a tape." "Tape?" "Fear." "[Lardo] Hell, yeah." " Right on." " [Anne] Whoo." "Now that is road-trip music." " [Man On Tape] One, two, three, four!" " Mooney rocks." "Turn it up." "## [Volume Increases]" "# There's so many of us There's so many of us There's so many #" "# There's so many of us There's so many of us Let's have a war #" "# So they can go die Let's have a war #" "# We could all use the money Let's have a war #" "# We need the space Let's have a war #" "# Yeah, clean out this place #" "# It already started in the city #" "# Suburbia #" "# Will be just as easy #" "# There's so many of us There's so many of us There's so many #" "# There's so many of us There's so many of us #" "# There's so many of us There's so many of us There's so many #" "The valley of the shadow of death in all its wretched glory." "Millions of southers, wearing pants." "I hate pants." "I hate pants too!" "One of 'em named Brian Kramer." "Yeah." "Somewhere down in that cesspool of humanity is J.D.'s surfboard." "Watch for Van Nuys and turn right." "I'm from here, remember?" "[Man On Tape] # This place is comin' like a ghost town #" "We need gas." "# Bands won't play no more #" "# Too much fighting on the dance floor #" "Hey, Sparky." "What's up?" "I challenge you to a sponge war." "All right, you bastard, show me what you got." "God, I can't wait to get outta here next month." "I know." "Parsons's gonna be so cool." "You'll be in New York, and meanwhile, I'll be at UC Santa Cruz." "Oh, but you'll like it, Annie." "You'll love it." "You'll meet some guy, an intellectual who surfs." "You'll fall in love, get married, have babies, grow old, fade out." "You make it sound so boring." "Are you kidding?" "I wish I could do that." "I'm..." "I'm too psychotic." "You got nothin'." "Huh?" "Come on." "Ah, but you'll be in New York." "Your life is gonna be so awesome." "I mean, I hope so." "I just can't wait to visit all the places I've read about." "You know, like C.B.G.B.'s." "I wonder who's playing there now." "Oh, Max's Kansas City where Lou Reed and the Velvet Underground played with Nico." "Grace Church, where Allen Ginsberg and Jim Carroll read their poetry." "Someday I just really hope I meet Laurie Anderson." "Um, who's that?" "You know." "She has that song, "Oh, Superman." I don't know it." "[Both Shouting]" "Yeah." "Whoa, whoa." "Hey, whoa." "Whoa, what?" "## [Mexican, Traditional Playing Over Speakers]" " [Lardo] Yes." "Yes, it is." " Oh." "Oh, yeah." "[J.D. Laughs, Grunts] Whoo." "Oh, gasoline." "Oh!" "Oh!" "[Laughs]" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Hey!" "[Laughing]" " Here we go." " Why are they doing that?" "Uh, they lost a bet to Lardo's cousin, so now every time they hear that song, this ensues." "Just like that!" "[Moaning]" "That's the dumbest fuckin' thing I've ever seen." "[Sparky] Fuckin' jerkin' La Lumbie!" "[Laughs] Yeah, all right!" "Hey." "Hey, Mike." "Yeah." "You all right?" "Yeah." "[Man On Tape] # This town is comin' like a ghost town #" "# This town is comin' like a ghost town #" "There it is." "This is the part where they cut to outside the car... and we see, like, this jerky point-of-view thing." "And there's this guy dragging his foot." "He's creepin' up on the car, and we don't know it, but he's got a steel hook for a hand." "Whee!" "Shut up." " [Iris] Just save it." " All right, seriously." "What's the plan here?" " Torch the place." " Sparky." "Down." "What if we sneak around the house and look in the windows?" "You're such a perv." "That ain't a perv thing." "This is James Bond shit here." "[Laughs]" "No, no, no." "We get a brick, cover it in a towel, douse it in gasoline, set in on fire and chuck it through the window." "That's a bit extreme, Sparky." "One more." " One more what, Mike?" " One more beer." "Yeah." "All right." "So assuming our information's correct, my surfboard's in that house, in his car, or he hid it someplace." "Oh, my God." "Just do something... anything." "How 'bout that?" "[Lardo Laughs] Knock on the door." "Totally." "[Deep Breath]" "Uh..." "Hi, sir." "My name's J.D." "Uh, these are my friends, and, well, it seems..." "We're here 'cause there's a problem with..." "Do you have a son?" "You see, my board was stolen today, and..." "Well, we think that maybe Brian..." "That-That's his name, right?" "That Brian kind of..." "Well, that he was the one who stole it, and" "We got a license plate from an eyewitness." "And we're pretty sure that he's the one who stole my board." "But maybe we got it wrong." "[Whispering] It's okay." "[Dialing Phone]" "Hello." "[Sparky] Dude, you got it!" "Yeah." "It was right there in his room." "That was, like, too easy, man." "We should just get outta here, bro." "No." "We're not goin' anywhere yet." "There's one thing I hate worse than a liar." "And that's a thief." "I need to apologize." "My son's done a bad thing here, and I can understand you all being upset." " What's your name?" " Mike Mooney." "Well, Mike Mooney, I suppose you have an idea of how you'd like to handle this." "I think we'd like to handle it ourselves." "My son stole a surfboard." "He didn't kill anyone." "It's understood." "All right." "What's up with you?" "Nothing." "Come on, Iris." "I know you better than that." "What's goin' on?" "What?" "Don't "what" me." "What's goin' on?" "There's nothing going on, Anne." "Iris." "Speak to me." "I know the guy." "Okay?" "I know him." "You what?" " You got it back." "Right on." " [Anne] That's awesome!" "[Mooney] That was too easy." "Yeah." "Now what the fuck do we do?" "Why don't we just, you know, go home?" "What?" "What?" "No, no, no, no, no." "Fuck that, J. D!" "We came all the way out to this Valley." "We gotta do something to this fucking guy!" "Come on!" "[Anne] Come on, J.D. You got your surfboard back." "There's still time to go back to the Shelburn house." "Imagine the look on everyone's face when you come back with the board." "No!" "Shh!" "No." "Getting the board back is only half the journey." "Totally." "[Opens Tailgate]" "You know what you gotta do, right?" "I mean, you gotta find this guy." "And scare the living shit out of him." "[Lardo Laughs]" "[Sighs] Okay, great." "Um, so what do we do now?" "[J.D.] I don't know." "I'll know it when I see him." "That's it?" "We're just gonna wait here until he comes back?" "You don't get it, do you?" "I can't walk away from this." "I gotta" " I gotta either wait here till he comes, or I gotta go find the guy." "That's it." "That could take forever." "Do you know how fucking huge this city is?" "He's at Buffalo Records in Tarzana." "He works there." "[Sighs] At least that's-that's where he worked when we were dating." "[Laughs] You dated this guy?" "Iris." "He wears pants." " Idiot." "You have pants on." " That's completely different." "He gave me records, okay?" "It lasted for, like, 10 minutes." "And then I dumped him, and he got all freaky." "I didn't know he would do something like this, J.D. I'm sorry." "Okay?" "I'm" " I'm really sorry." "## [Woman Singing Pop]" "Studies have shown that acts of revenge... actually trigger a response in the brain's pleasure zones... like, um, when you eat or you have sex." "[Iris] Really?" "Yeah." "And where did you get this tidbit of information?" "Uh..." "Maybe it was in the American Journal of I Don't know What the Fuck I'm Talking About." "Ho-ho." "[Anne Laughs]" "[Fake Laugh]" "So, how shall we do this?" "Just take it nice and smooth." "All right." "I can be smooth." "Okay." "I will be with you in one second." "That's it!" "That's it right there!" "That would be nice." "[Tires Screech]" " [Sparky] That's him!" "That is him!" " [Lardo] Go for the door!" "Hey, guys, be careful." "We're comin' through the door!" "[Sparky] Fuck you!" "You're gonna fucking die!" "Open the door, asshole!" "Go fuck yourself, motherfucker!" "I'm gonna fucking kill you!" "I'm gonna fuck you up, bro!" "Fuck you!" "I got it!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Sparky, put the fucking rock down!" "[All Shouting] He'll call the cops." "[Mooney] Fellas..." "Bros, guess who's calling the cops." "[All Shouting] [Sparky] I'm gonna kill you!" " [Anne] Get in the fucking car!" " I'm gonna kill you!" " I'm gonna fucking..." " [Others Shouting]" " [Mooney] Let's go." "Go, go, go!" " Sparky, get in the car!" "Cocksucker!" "I'm glad I dumped your sorry ass!" " Once you fuck with me, I don't stop!" " Fucking asshole!" "Fuck you!" "You better sleep with one eye open!" "[Out Of Breath] Sorry, guys." "Oh, it's amazing what someone will do to get the latest hit." "It looks like the only hit they wanted was on you, Brian." "It's..." "[Exhales]" "How did we do?" "Uh, not so smooth." "What do we do now?" "Beer!" "[Iris] Beer!" "[Laughs]" "## [Muzak]" "Pierpont Vodka, huh?" "Yep." " That's imported, right?" " Sure." "I hear them crazy Russkies make this shit out of potatoes." "Yeah." "I'm gonna need to see some ID." "[Chuckling] Yeah." "Just kidding." "Thanks a lot." "There you go." "Can you change four bucks?" "Need some help?" "I got it." "Have a good day." "Happy New Year, chief." "Come on, baby." "How's it goin'?" "Hey." "Kenny." "So, uh..." "Yeah, I see this bitchin' wave comin' in." "And it's, like, pitching' over." "I'm, like, scratchin' for the outside, like" "I'm goin' like this." "[Panting]" "And it's, like, pitching', and then it slams me on the ground, man!" "And I'm, like, whoa!" "Getting worked, dude." "And then..." "Do you surf?" "No." "[Clears Throat] Hey, man, I do this thing with my hair." "It's killer, bro." "Ready?" "[Shrieking]" "[Shrieks]" "[Exhales] So you're from Ventura then?" "[Laughing] Yeah." "Yeah, I can tell." " These are 69 cents here?" " [Pops Lips] Yep." "In Ventura, they're 49 cents." "Hmm." "Then you should go buy one in Ventura." "Man, what kind of lifestyle do you live?" " That's insulting." "[Laughs] - [Lardo Burps]" "Have a beer with Fear, boys." "[Largo] Yeah." "## [Loud Rock] [People Laughing, Shouting]" "## [Continues]" "Yes!" "## [Man Singing, Indistinct]" "You guys aren't gonna believe this." " Mooney went with the guys to find J.D.'s board." " Wasn't he in 'Nam?" "No, but he saw Apocalypse Now, like, nine times." "Hey, everybody!" "Listen up!" "Those guys make it back with the board, we're lettin' 'em on the deck." "[People Cheering] Bitchin'." "Whoo!" "Thanks, Santa!" "Yeow!" "Ha-ha!" "[Engine Stops] I don't get it." "This guy dated you, and you dumped him." "Why'd he steal my board?" "I didn't do nothin' to him." "[Iris] I have- [Laughs]" "I have no idea, J.D." "I told you." "He's just a freak." "[Burps]" "So, this is the most exciting stakeout I've ever been on." "[Anne] It's like a surf contest with no swell, and everyone's just sitting there waiting for something to happen." "Not the West Coast Invitationals." "You goin' to that, Mike?" "No." "I'm out." "[Largo] What?" "Why?" "You killed it last month at Pismo." "Killed it." "Dude, I finished 34th." "Comes a time to move on." "I surf for the fun of it and shape for the love of it." "[Anne, Laughs] So, I was just thinking." "[Sparky Snoring]" "You know, in a couple months, summer's gonna be over." "[Lardo] So what?" "That always happens." "So?" "We're all out of high school now." "Some of us are gonna go to college and... get jobs, start doing adult stuff." "Yeah, and shit that we hate." "Look, all I'm saying is, you know, things are gonna be..." "different now." "Man!" "[Clears Throat] I hate this shit." "Start talkin' about the future, gettin' all high and serious." "[Scoffs]" "Shit." "I don't know what I'm gonna do in an hour." "Yeah, and that's really fucked." "What are you saying, Anne?" "A lot of people, they stay in Ventura, keep partying, surfing." "People like who..." "Harry, you know, who gets kids to steal beer for him?" "Great fuckin' role models, J.D." "You think we should buy into this shit- that we should start workin' and wearing' pants?" "Is that it, huh?" "Buying insurance." "Or get a vacuum cleaner and shit?" "Yeah?" "You really think that this is all there is to life?" "[Exhales] Maybe." "[Exhales]" "If I thought that, I would so fucking kill myself." "[Mooney] You don't have to, you know?" "You don't have to buy a vacuum cleaner." "What choice do you have, Mooney?" "We need more beer." "[Lardo] I'll go." "Me too." "[Iris] Yeah." "Are you okay?" "Will you help me, Lardo?" "Those guys are acting like such guys tonight." "Yeah." "[Laughs]" "This pot's having, like, no effect." "Um, you just gotta give it some time to kick in, you know?" "Careful, dude." "[Sighs]" "I'm thinkin' about Iris." "Anne's goin' to college." "Probably meet some guy." "Iris is movin' to New York." "How do you guys do that anyways?" "Do what?" "Get chicks and all, man." "Easy." "Just put your hand here... inside their leg." "And then you just slide it up." "Slide it up." "It works every time, man." "Yeah." "Feels pretty good." "Not your own leg, man." "The chick's." "Oh." "Well, Lardo says apple wine works pretty good too." "It's like..." "It's just like driving a car." "What would you do if you were gonna go on a long road trip... with..." "La Lumbie?" "Mmm, get in, start 'er up... and take off." "Go." "[Laughs] God, no." "Listen." "You gotta..." "You gotta sweet-talk her a little." "Give 'er a little loving, a little nurturing." "You baby her a little." "You check her, um" "You check her fluids- make sure there's enough lubrication." "You kick the tires..." "make sure your rubber is good." "When you feel confident and ready, you slide in the driver's seat." "You tickle the starter and you turn her over." "Then you..." "You slip it into drive... and you gently..." "start to push her forward." "And then you're on your way." "But that's when you have to... you have to listen to her, really start to pay attention." "And as she starts to warm up, her temperature starts to rise, that's when you know, you know, you can..." "you can pump her a little harder." "You know?" "And she'll let you know." "When she's ready, she'll- she'll start to hum." "And when she starts to hum, you go pedal to the metal, as hard as you can for as long as you can." "That's..." "That's when it's good." "That's when it gets, you know" "That's, like, you're a machine... on the open back road somewhere in America... with nothing but, like, forest or cornfields on either side of you, with stars and sky and" "And no traffic lights." "There's no coppers." "There's no worries." "That's as-That's as good as it gets." "That's..." "That's being a man." "That's heaven on earth is what that is." "What does all that have to do with gettin' women?" "[Exhales] That" "You don't have to worry about it for a long time, um, Sparky." "## [Reggae, Indistinct] All right." "Where's the turn?" "It's coming, l-I think." "It's either coming, or we passed it." "What?" "Turn here." "Turn here!" "Okay, okay!" "[Lardo] Take the back streets, all right?" "Okay." "Valley View." "Valley Lane." "Valley Drive." "Great." "They're all the same stupid name." "Damn." "We're gonna miss it." "[Anne] Miss what?" "The fight." "Lardo, you are so busted." "You wanna see the fight." "Yeah." "I kind of do." "Okay." "Where are we?" "Lost." "Totally, completely lost." "I'm leally, leally lost." "Loh, ly Lod!" "Li'm lost lin leis!" "[Shrieks]" "[Laughing] Not funny, Lardo!" "What have you done to her?" "[Crying]" "[Engine Sputters, Dies]" "All right, what just happened?" "Well, I think we're out of gas." "You just filled it up." "I only put one dollar in." " [Groans] - [Laughing]" "Doomed." "We're all doomed." "[Whimpers]" "Whoa." " Whoa, what?" " You hear that?" "I don't hear shit." "That's just it." "You can't hear the ocean." "That's weird." "You can't hear it." "You can't smell it." "Yeah." "[Vehicle Approaching]" "Whoa." "Shit." "You proud of yourself, Brian?" "What got into your head?" "Stealing..." "I know I didn't teach you that." "What's he doing?" "You think this reflects well on us?" "Shh." "I can't hear him." "You're damn right it doesn't." "[Snoring] Okay, boys." "Shit." "You can come out." "Sparky." "Psst!" "[Snoring Continues]" "You got somethin' to say?" "Why'd you do it?" "Do you even surf?" "Then why steal a surfboard?" "It was stupid." "Just forget it." "Too late for that, Brian." "Just tell him." "My girlfriend..." "Iris." "She broke up with me for some, uh, surfer." "So you were just pissed at some random surfer, and so you decided to steal my board?" "What's the fuckin' logic in that, huh?" "You got your board back." "This is over." "That's not for you to say." "Now, the way I see it is this." "You have two options." "One, you can call the cops." "[Scoffs]" "Or two, you can dole out a whipping for yourself." "What's it gonna be?" "I'll take option number two." "Dad, these guys are gonna fuckin' kill me." "Brian, don't embarrass yourself any further." "You get three swings." "That's all." "Fair?" "Fair." "I got him!" "[Grunts]" "That's one." "Fuck, Sparky." " Piece of cake." " Come on." "He's drunk." "He doesn't know what he's doin'." "I said three swings." "That counts." " You got two left." " Wait a minute." "He said one of you guys gets three swings." "He already took one, so he's gotta take the other two." "I mean, that's the rule." "Right?" "Three swings, one guy." "That's what he said." "Fine." "Did you hear that, Sparky?" "Huh?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Two swings." "Two swings." "Just get me close." "I can't miss him." "Get in there." "All right, fairy boy." "What the fuck?" "Aw, fuck!" "That's two." "That should count as two and three." "Keep quiet." "Take your licks." "He hasn't even hit you." "Get up, Sparky." "You gotta get up." " You got one more." "He's laughin' at us, man." " All right." "One more." "One more, Sparky." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Don't laugh at me!" " Dude." " [Laughing]" " What you laughin' at?" " This is your last chance." "Then I'm takin' my boy inside, and that's it." "Come on, Sparky." "Get up, man." "Get up." "You gotta get up." "Get up, Sparky!" "Get up!" "Come on!" "[J.D.'s Voice, Distorted] Come on, Sparky!" "Get up!" "[Thinking] I got it." "I got it." "[Distorted Laughing]" "[Distorted] Come on, Sparky!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "[J.D.] Whoa!" " All right!" " Oh, shit!" "[Laughing] Sparky, man!" "Sparky, you did it, man." "You did it." "You nailed him, man!" "You got him!" "You got him!" "[Snoring] Sparky?" "Holy shit." "He's asleep." "He's asleep." "[Laughing] All right then." "You fellas satisfied?" "Now I want you to make up." "Shake hands." "I, um- I'm sorry, man." "It's cool." "No real harm done." "You okay?" "[Muffled] Yeah." "[Deep Breath]" "Come on, Brian." "Let's get you inside, put an ice pack on that jaw." "Excuse me." "I never got your name." "Sam." "Sam Kramer." "I just wanna say it was, uh..." "It was real nice meeting you." "I just..." "I wanted to say that to you." "I was gone a lot when he was growin' up." "Didn't do a very good job, I'm afraid." "Most of the time, you do the best you can do and... hope the rest just..." "falls in line." "And... sometimes it does." "[Pats Shoulder]" "Don't forget Sparky there." "Wiener man." "What'd you do, go down to Ventura and get more wieners?" "[Laughing] Hey, bro." "Kenny, dude, I ran out of gas about a mile down the road." "Yeah, I was just wonderin', can I borrow a gas can?" "Oh, man." "Well, uh, this isn't Ventura." "You know, we sell gas cans." "We don't just lend them out." "I'll be happy to sell you one, and I'll sell you some gas too." " Oh. yeah." "How much are they?" " Three dollars." "Three dollars?" "Yep." "Yeah, I got three bucks." "I think I got three bucks somewhere in here." "One." "I got one." "[Coins Jingling]" "Hold on." "Okay." "Dude, 2.20" " Oh." "Three bucks." "And 15 cents." "Yeah." "So I guess you have enough to get, uh, 15 cents' worth of gas, wiener man." "Hey, bro, look, can you just" "Give me a break, man." "Let me borrow the gas can." "I'll bring it right back, dude." "Look, man, we sell 'em." "Okay?" "We don't rent 'em." "[Pushes Money]" "[Mooney] Dude, where are your friends?" "Lost in the valley of the shadow of death." "This whole day has been, like, one endless bummer, dude." "It's all about" "Hey, bros." "How's it goin'?" "Do you, like, have a gas can I can borrow?" "My car ran out of gas, and, well, this dude won't let me borrow a can." "Uh, you ran out of gas, huh?" "Yeah." "It's just, like, a mile up that way." "We got some beers left over if you help us out." "Yeah, sure, man." "Sure." "Bitchin' can, dude." "Thanks." "Hop in." "Man, I just wanted to fuckin' kick that guy's ass." "You know, just- just kick his ass." "One punch." "Just one fuckin' punch." "You got one punch." "Well, yeah, but..." "I mean, I should've fuckin' pounded him." "I should've kicked his fuckin' teeth in, man." "You know what?" "I'm gonna go back in there." "You wanna come?" "He said three swings, Sparky." "Oh, who gives a shit what that old fucker said?" "I'll kick his ass too." "Fuck, Sparky!" "I'm sick of it, man." "You talk all this bullshit." ""I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that."" "And you just get drunk and you don't do nothing." "You don't do shit." "So shut up, all right!" "You okay?" "I just wanna go home." "Thanks, bros." "Hopefully, it'll fill up and we'll be able to get outta here." "Hey." "Hey, what are your names?" "Esmeralda." "Guinevere." "Esmeralda and Guinevere, huh?" " Hey, where you from?" " Africa." " South Africa." " Johannesburg." "Can't you tell they're just fuckin' with us?" "Oh." "Is that true?" "You just fuckin' with us?" " Hey, listen, guys." "Thanks so..." " I don't think so." " [Anne] Get the fuck away from me!" " Fuckin' asshole!" "Let go!" "Lardo!" "Get off me!" "Hey!" "What the fuck?" "Go, Anne!" "Go!" "Go!" "Aw, fuck!" "[Groaning]" "You like that?" " Hey, asshole!" " [Groans]" "Motherfucker!" "[Gasping]" " Later, bitch." " [Groans]" " # I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation #" " Get in the car!" "Fire it up!" "Pieces of shit!" "Get in your fucking piece-of-shit van, or I will fucking smash your brains out!" "Come on!" "Come on, Anne!" "Let's go!" "# And that's what I'm gonna do #" "# And I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation #" "What about our beer?" "[Tires Screeching] # Oh, no, no, no, no, no #" "# Not me # Aw, shit!" "They're gonna follow us." "No, they're not." "# Oh, no, no, no, no, no #" "[Laughing] Fuckers." "# Not me ## [Vehicle Approaching]" "Whoa." "They're here." "## [Soft Rock]" "[Man] # Nobody ever knew they would #" "# Nobody ever thought they could #" "# Livin' out the life that they lead #" "# Well, what's right, wrong Sailin' along #" "# Livin' by the ocean and a-singin' a song #" "# Mama always said What's wrong with you, boy #" "# You better get your mug right back to school #" "## [Continues, Indistinct]" "# And in the surf you will find #" "# A little piece of mind anytime #" "# Livin' out the life that you lead #" "# My mother is the ocean and it lets me see #" "# Really nothin' else can make me free #" "## [Continues, Indistinct]" "All right." "Thanks for comin', Mike." "Yeah." "I'll get you that money too." "Just give it when you get it." "So?" "[Engine Stops]" "Gotta grab my skateboard out of the back." "Hey, Sparky." "Hey." "Thanks, dude." "No, really." "I mean" "[Sighs] That shit I said before, it's just" " I don't know." "[Chuckles] Weird fuckin' night, huh?" "Yeah." "I just" "If I gotta have someone at my back," "I'm just glad it's you, dude." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "We're gonna be talkin' about this for years." "We will, won't we?" "I'm gonna catch some z's, man." "Yeah." "You goin' surfin' later?" "What else?" "You know, I actually enjoyed myself today, man." "Me too." "Later, Sparky." "Uh!" "I gotta find my tape." "Uh!" "I gotta find my tape." "Uh, I got it." "Cool." "I gotta go to work." "So, I guess I'll see you." "[Door Shuts] [Iris] Of course." "Hey, uh, you know, whatever happened back there..." "Oh, he just..." "He just roughed me up a little." "The fucker, he tore my shirt." "You're okay, and I'm okay." "So we're good, right?" "You-You're okay?" "You know what?" "[Exhales]" "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?" "Whoa." "[Laughs] [Laughs]" "Dude, I didn't make that up." "It's still good though." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Later?" "Sure." "Hey, I'm really sorry that prick stole your board, dude." " It's not your fault." " [Scoffs] I know that." "[Laughs] Later, gator." "Nice work." "Hey." "Later, darlin'." "Tell your mom I love her stew." "Tell your mom I love her daughter." "You're such a liar." "What?" "I'm so totally committed to you." "Yeah, you're committed to something, but..." "it ain't me, babe." "What's that supposed to mean?" "When you figure it out, call me." "Hey, Lardo." "What do you think it all means, man?" "What?" "The whole thing, dude." "I mean" "This guy gets dumped, he steals my board." "He doesn't even know me." "And Del just happens to be there, and it's, like, we get this name." "And because of that, we go to the Valley?" "Yeah, yeah." "No, no." "We're building over in Ventura." "Oh, it's wonderful." "Four stories." "[Lardo] Brian Kramer, bro." "He turned out to be not such a bad guy, just some dude who got dumped by Iris." "Bro, she took his heart, and she just, like, ripped it up into pieces." "She's fuckin' vicious, that girl." "Well, we got your board back." "[Brakes Squeal] Shit!" "Oh, shit!" "[Groans]" "[Sighs] It looks okay, dude." "Mmm." " It doesn't look too bad." " Whoa!" "Hey, man!" "Whoa!" "No!" "[Board Clattering]" "[J.D. Narrating] At that moment, it hit me." "It wasn't about a surfboard." "It was about the journey- with my friends." "Lardo and I are still the best of friends." "He has a beautiful daughter now and always makes the best of every day- in typical Lardo fashion, of course." "Sparky lived every day like there was no tomorrow." "He rode his last wave in at the age of 25." "He was truly one of a kind, man, and I'll always remember the crazy shit we used to do together." "Nobody did it like Sparky." "Miss you, bro." "Iris went to New York and became an artist, just like she said she would." "She's not rich and famous yet, but she still keeps her edge... and visits Ventura whenever she can." "Anne found a great guy willing to commit to her." "She's married, has a beautiful boy." "And I still remain great friends with her and her family." "My hero..." "Mike Mooney." "He's a family man now." "Still the legend on Pierpont and hand-shaping surfboards in the same garage... for the love of it." "## [Rhythmic Tapping]" "Hey." "[J.D. Narrating] There's been a whole lot of change in Ventura." "But then again, lots of things have stayed the same." "Like Del." "## [Rhythmic Clapping]" "And as for me, I got a beautiful wife, four great kids, play music with my friends, and still surfing..." "in Ventura." "[Woman] # Love is so strange #" "# When you don't know #" "# How can you tell #" "# Where you're goin' to #" "# You can't be sure #" "# Of any situation #" "# Somethin' could change #" "# And then you won't know #" "# Whoo #" "# Where do we go from here #" "# It seems so all too near #" "# Just as far on beyond as I can see #" "# I still don't know what this all means to me, no #" "# I have nowhere to go #" "# I don't know what to do #" "# And I don't even know the time of day #" "# I guess it doesn't matter anyway 'cause #" "# Love is so strange # # Destination unknown #" "# When you don't know # # Your destination #" "# Somethin' could change # # It's unknown #" "# And then you won't know # # Destination unknown #" "# Life is so strange # # Destination unknown #" "# When you don't know # # Your destination #" "# Somethin' could change # # It's unknown #" "# Then you won't know # # Destination unknown #" "# Whoo ##" "## [New Song:" "Punk]" "[Man] # Well, this isn't the right thing to do #" "# So let's go #" "## [Continues]" "# Young girls know what they're after #" "# And young girls don't kiss me good-bye #" "# Rockets shoot off into space #" "# And buildings rise through the sky #" "# Bang, bang Well, I got mine #" "# Bang, bang Reach for the sky ##" "Subtitles by LeapinLar"