"â™ª last king Christmas â™ª â™ª last arrived â™ª â™ª on the Christmas â™ª â™ª Christmas â™ª" "Mmm." "Jerry, you are really giving it to this ham." "Um, merry Christmas." "Hello?" "My parents are coming over for the first time in years." "Can we stow the gadgets and look alive?" "Alive?" "For your parents?" " Mm, good one." " Hey, man!" "You "hey, man!" This holiday is about humanity." "You know, I thought it was about being born half-God or something." "Whatever." "All electronic items are going in the stocking now." "Dad, I'm not giving you my phone." "Put it in the stocking, Summer, or I'm joining Facebook." "A-ho, ho, ho, everybody." "More like "whoa, whoa, whoa."" "What is this?" "My parents are coming!" "Calm down, Jerry." "This is Reuben, an old friend." "Pearl harbor." "I check in on him once a year and give him a little medical evaluation." "Aww!" "Dad, that is so sweet!" "Yeah, it is." "I don't get it." "Korea." "Don't worry about your Christmas, Jerry." "I'll be with Reuben in my workshop while you guys are having another day in Phil Collins' proverbial paradise." "Huh." "You think you know a guy." "Okay, there's my parents." "Now, remember no TV, no phones, no laptops." "We are connecting this Christmas, like old-school Jews on a Saturday." " Hey, hey!" " Merry Christmas, son." "Uh, hi." "Can I help you?" "Jerry, this is Jacob." "Didn't you get our text message?" "No!" "You must be Jerry." "..."