"Better a snowman [yetti] than no man" "Better a snowman, I know it" "Love is not a sin" "It's like freshly fallen snow" "It's as sharp as a knife" "Let you be humble smoulder" "When I wake you up" "I wake your snow-bound mouth" "Your sweet snow-bound mouth" "I'll wake up" "My desire" "I want to kiss stardust in darkness" "I don't want stardust" "When I get you in snowdrifts hot snow is lying" "You don't have to be worry" "It's me" "Just like spring snow" "A tender smile is falling" "An oxlip blossoms under it" "I'll give you a hot key" "A snow oxlip" "And it's me" "I'm yours" "Boiled tea..." "Boiled tea is collected into a linen home-sewn sac." "Linen?" "Linen, home-sewn." "Before cleaning of the carpet sac with boiled tea is submerged for a moment into boiling water." "Hm." "Into boiling water." " So into boiling water." " [a phone is ringing]" " Sac has to be drained away..." " [a phone is ringing] ...tea is put out of it..." " [phone]" " Tss." "Tea is put out of it..." "Hello?" " Who is it?" " Cert [Devil] here." "Engineer Bohous Cert." "If you remember me." "Bohous..." "Where did you come from?" " What are you doing here?" " Just so." "I've remembered you many times." "Many times I've remembered, now I'm calling you for no reason." "Would you like to come to dinner?" "What about tomorrow?" "I live solely and just for myself, so I'm willing to come whenever you'd like." "Make more soup, please." "First, I like it second, I feed on cereals." "Cereals?" " What cereals, please?" " Raw oat." "At seven tomorrow then?" "I'll come at seven." "Engineer Cert." "Strange name." "But I know worse." "Engineer Bohous Cert." "He used to be very thin, waist like a virgin." "And all the ladies, myself including, fancied him very much." "Oh, love and youth..." "Youth, that's the hope of the mankind." "These are buds and leaves, etc." "And years are running, no matter what anyone wishes." "Then, the depression..." "Oh, the depression." "[the home bell is ringing]" "[the home bell is ringing]" "[the home bell is ringing]" "What a precision." "Ten minutes more precise than me." "You've fatten a lot." "You're not the youngest anymore too." "Well, it doesn't matter." "We'll eat right away, I hope." "You know, I don't have anyone to repair my clothes." "I live for myself." "May I?" "I'll set the table right away." "[Cert is slurping and smacking]" "Oh, you little..." "I hope you're full." "To tell the truth, it wasn't too much." "It was good." "But it wasn't plenty enough." "Goose pasty of own production." "Almonds." "You little witch..." "I've never eaten like this in my life." "Now I've got to go." "I'm sorry, I haven't got anymore time." "I was a little bit immoral since my childhood." "A little bit nasty." "Yes, I've been always tempted by a sin." "A sin..." "Whatever." "I won't be blaming myself." "First, I cook exquisitely, second, I can delight." "I can delight gentlemen." "Yes." "Whatever they're asking, I respond:" "I don't know." "I don't know." "I don't know." "You tell me." "Listen." "Have you ever read Freud?" " I haven't." "What is it?" " You haven't?" "You should." "It's an original explanation of relationship between both kinds of men." " That is very interesting." " That is really interesting." "You should read it." "But I don't know if you'd like it like I did." " If you like it, it will to me too." " I don't know." "You're a woman after all." "And that's all." " A cup of coffee?" " Pardon?" "Coffee?" "Yes." "But I'd like to have it in a bigger cup with a bigger handle." "I'm a man, and for a man such trifles are of no use." "Well..." "She:" "Better count to ten." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6," "7, 8, 9, 10." "You sweeten a lot, Bohous." "Yes, I sweeten a lot." "I need strength." "Don't I look like a bear to you?" "You always say such interesting things." "A bear..." "Let's have a look." "That is really interesting." "Because you are such a bear..." "Yes." "Such bear is possibly a magically interesting animal." "Maybe, maybe not." "I don't know." "I don't know." "You tell me." " Listen, you know that you're quite intelligent?" " I'm not." "Never." "You are intelligent." "I'm not." "Never." "You've got interesting views." "Profound interestings." "You're such..." "You surely know what I want to say." "I don't know whay I'm telling it to you." "You know it all." "Yes." "I often sit and think." "Just like that." "I'm thinking for myself." "I don't know if you can understand." "Alone, for myself." "Sometimes I walk around, sometimes I lay down, but always, or almost always I think." "Oh..." "Accidentaly, I understand it." "You'll forgive me the one which called me her bear?" " What?" " I don't want to hide anything." "Every man is..." "Every woman is too..." "You know what I mean." "I've had a lover until recently." "Very beautiful." "Much younger than you." "A lover hansome like a picture." "See?" "Yes." "You're really intelligent." "Really." "But it's no use for a professor to throw away himself with a maid." "And I feel to be a professor in a way." "Although I think I am... relatively real and modest." "But her?" "Better not to think about it." "It's really no use for a professor to throw away himself with a maid." " Nietzsche said that, by the way." " What's that?" "He's such a..." "He wrote." "That's amazingly interesting." "Nevertheless, now we're at the thing itself." "You know you'd like a kayak." "Kayak?" " Kayak was always my dream." " You see." "And I'm supposed to give the kayak back to her?" " Disgusting." " Yes, so." "You really are something more than a woman." "I'm supposed to give back the kayak?" "Me?" "I'm supposed to give back the kayak?" "I repaired it for her." "Strengthen and lacquer it." "I am a gifty technician." "And I'm supposed to give it back to her?" " I've sealed a hole this big!" " This big..." "And now I'm supposed to give it back to her." "Am I?" "You tell me yourself." " Does she have right to want it?" " She doesn't!" "Calm down." "I won't give it back to her." "Yes, yes..." "She does have a rich lover now." "I've found out everything." " He has more than I have." " Who would believe that?" "I fixed the kayak for her." "I was carrying her in it." "In open sea." "I'll tell you something nobody knows." "Do you want?" "I want." "Do you know why does she want the kayak?" "Because she's a coquette." "Coquette..." "How could you throw away yourself with a coquette?" "I was young." "Forgive me." "I was young and... she had sex-appeal." "She did." "She was coming to my place by hitchhiking." "I've never given a penny to her, thinking:" "You're a coquette, let them drive you for free." " Am I right?" " You are." "And now she wants to have her kayak back?" "Despite you know what I've done for her." "Although she lent it to me." "I've sealed a hole in it this big..." "You know what?" "I'll... tomorrow... cook a goose." "You..." "And cabbage?" "Cabbage." "And a dumpling?" "Dumpling." " Light." " Light..." "Soft." "Which quarter?" "Rear or back?" "Give me all of it, so that there are no leftovers." "I don't know." "Throw me that scrap over there." "Give me a lot of juices and cabbage, I'll choose dumplings myself." "Oh, you rascal!" "I've really fallen in love today." "You... you little..." "Just you wait." " Do you want to throw it away?" " It was on the floor, Bohous." "One can eat here from the floor." " Beware the glass!" " Glass?" "Do you really mean it?" "Do you think that a sherd can harm a man like me?" "I don't understand some things." "On the other hand, my girlfriend Miriam..." "My girlfriend Miriam, she knew... all these love things." "I'm interested in a dream." "I'm interested in a love." "I see." "There's something terrible about you." "Dark forces." "Believe, madam, had not I've been a fortune-teller," "I would have been a visionary." "You'll win, but you'll suffer a heavy loss." "I see something... like a big corpus." "Yes, I see something like a big corpus." "God have mercy on me." "It looks like a sack of currants." "Yes, it's sweet, they're currants." "Currants." "Terrible." "Like I'd be some morphinic, or alcoholic, in order to bear on me dry and sweet scents of foreign crops." "Even with their afterlife and sorrow lustre." "She:" "What a terrible dream I had." "Look at that." "That's my Bohous." "That's me." "Bohous." "Bohous..." "Cert:" "Madam, what you see..." "What you see are souls of sinners." "Aaaah!" "What does that suppose to mean?" "Cert:" "Why are you yelling so much, madam?" "On the sign of a bell you'll be damned." "[a bell's ringing] [a phone's ringing]" " Hello?" "Who is it?" " Cert:" "Who do you think it is, honey?" " Why am I not superficial." " May I come to you?" " Right now." " Come." "You were crying?" "Yes." "What a terrible dream I had." "That's why you're an interesting woman." "Do you know why I came?" "Because I can't live without you." "Have you got anything to eat?" " I do." " Show me." "What's this?" "These are steaks." "And this?" "These are eggs." " Over there asparagus, peas here..." " This?" " Yes." "This here is butter and there's lard here." "What's this?" " This." " This?" " Some empty sack." " It's not empty." " Believe me." "I don't know myself what could be inside." "I'm such an absent-minded..." "Aah!" " There are old currants here." " What?" "Bohous?" "What's up with you?" "Why do you buy currants of which you don't know anything about?" "How come you don't know you have currants at home?" "Answer!" "How come you have currants you're hiding from me?" "Women!" "Oh, the women!" "Is she lying?" "Does she delude me?" "She won't say a word!" "I won't do it anymore." "Just you wait!" "Don't roll on my floor." "How does that look like?" "Well." "Don't cry." "You're not pretty when you're crying." "So don't." "[rumbling in a belly]" "Right away." " Will you be thinking about me?" " Yes." "Can I come in the evening again?" "I wouldn't be able to live otherwise." "Come." "Hello?" "Bohous?" "Someone gnawed away furniture legs in the whole apartment." "Like there's a den of some parasite rodents." "Greedy, sateless, shameless." "What should I do?" "How could I make a worker to make such a weird repair?" "Especially nowadays when people have soft nerves." "Hello?" "[strange noises in the telephone]" "Bohous?" "Bohous, do you hear me or not?" "It's haunted here again." " It's haunted here again, Bohous." " Oh, you little cook." "Why should I stand your outbreaks?" "Well, tell me?" "You look like some interesting woman." "But you're only a woman." "Do you understand?" "Furniture legs are your sense of life." " Aren't you ashamed?" " I am." " And don't be angry at me anymore." " Good." "So I won't be nasty anymore." "Do you love me?" "Answer." " I love you." " Fine." "Don't halt me then." "I see... wow!" "Hello?" " Was it you who gnaw it away?" " Well, well, well." "Go stuff yourself!" "You ate the furniture legs and now you deny it?" "I won't say a word until you're nice to me." "That's educative." "A man isn't here to be subjugated by the fate." "But to empower it." "In my case it was an old Czech cookbook." "It's a book, let's say, strange." "It's a book containing recipes for even cooking of a mud." "A little of water and glue." "Some old Czech bubble gum was made this way." " And this excellent recipe..." " Why are you laughing?" "I'm not." "I'm just smiling." " I'm glad you've come." " Hm." " Why do you have so big eyes?" " So that I can see you better." "Why do you have so big ears?" "So that I can hear you crunch." "Don't philosophize and eat." "What have you done to me?" "Teeth print!" "We're living in a world of a progressive criminalistics." "You'll see!" "What do you think?" "!" "How do you imagine it?" "That's how do you?" "Wait!" "Here." "End of love!" "Be gone!" "What did you say?" "I don't hear!" "I'm deaf!" " Get out!" " What?" "The furniture was well-preserved!" "It was like new!" "I can't hear!" "No!" "I'm deaf from love to you!" "I'm deaf from your offenses!" "Jesus, what will I become now?" "Who'll employ a deaf engineer?" "Who is going to get married and establish a family?" "No." "Deaf lady is not needed." "But deaf genius?" "That's the salt and spice of a good society." "Cherchez la femme!" "Every talented man will become deaf sooner or later." "It's known to me." "But why not?" "If he's married." "Eat legs." "Eat them up." "Why not?" "We'll have a home without legs." "Never mind." "I'll make you a shrimp salad with a lemon." "A trout with wine." "Graves pancakes." "Pork ham with champignons." "Rice pudding." "Pudding!" "With apricots." "Beer, wine, coffee, cognac, kontuszowka, jarzebiak." "brandy, whiskey." " I can hear again." " Yes?" "Because I've recognized you care about me more than about furniture." "Because I've recognized you really love me." "It was a test and you passed it excellently." "Yes, excellently." "That's why I swear to you" "I won't be gnawing anything behind your back away." "Moreover, I'll invite engineer Lubos to you for dinner who'll be a witness on our wedding." " Wedding." " I can hear." "Lubos..." "Lubos will be our witness." "[the home bell is ringing]" "Look at the sweater." "Well, look." "Am I allowed to go out like this as your fiance?" "Who'll wash my laundry when I don't have anyone?" " Where is Lubos?" " What?" "I cooked an engagement dinner for three people." "So you won't wash my little sweater?" "Lubos won't come, he got angina." "But we'll got engaged ourselves or not?" "Will it be finally washed?" "I'm very hungry." "So what, I'll wash it afterwards." "Boo." "Boo!" "Pardon?" "Something happened?" "What were you eating?" "So that's how you swear?" "What swear are you talking about?" "Don't you get how inapropriately big was the plant for your flat?" "I felt next to it like among mosquitoes." "Like in a swamp." "Yuk!" "Maybe I'm too hard." "But that's because I'm a man." "Or you don't want to live in a harmony with me?" " What is it?" " Vermouth, possibly." " The harmony." " Yup." "It is, I'd say, coordination." "A little plant in a little flat, a big in a big flat." "Most beautiful work loses if it is smaller or bigger than it supposed to be." "Where have you the right measures from?" "Here, in the head." "In the manly head." "All right measures for the world was born here, my dear." " What then?" " Where the compote disappeared to?" "Where the compote disappeared to?" "You don't want me to explain you what's harmony?" "I don't want to." "I want to know where the compote disapeared to." "And the other things." "You care about compote more again." "Women, what a curse for the world you are." "Whimsical, destructive, understanding nothing." "Beings, each one of which..." "So that I'd not pour the soup onto you, handsome." " Who's handsome for you?" " You." "See." "If roughness, then roughness." "Why do you think the secret signs appear in your flat?" " And why have I chosen you?" " Why?" "Tell me." "Because I am a real devil." "I'm a villain." "I'm an infernal." "I'm a demon." "My specialities are cars and women." "For the time being I'm eating here I've spent the whole car." "What supposed to be a surprise." "See." "When you're an ordinary woman, I'll be an ordinary devil." "There are no devils." "You materialist." "You'll be edifying me if they exist or not." "And what's this?" "Look." "Yuk." "You think I don't want to marry you now?" "The question is if I want to marry you." "Who would want to marry a woman who has no idea about that she has to obey?" "Her husband." " Who told you this?" " The God." "How can you mention the God, evil Devil?" "Leave me be." "Like some celestial lady were broadcasting babble for men from heaven to Earth." "All you take care of are candies and some flatteries." "Byron said it and he was a lord." "You ignorant ape." "You're ape yourself, apeman." "Yes." "Yes!" "I know I've risen from an ape." "Darwin said it." "I've read it, therefore I know it." "But you haven't read anything." "You know nothing." "Only some simple thoughts." "You don't even know there was some Darwin." "Give me a break with all your jacks." "Jacks..." "Darwin was the biggest ape." "And he was supposed to teach me?" "I know his photo, don't worry." "My uncle show me in a book." "And my uncle was not only ignorant, he was a gentleman." "I've got the table from him." "And you?" "You only ate its legs." "And haven't given me anything up today." "Not even a pocket mirror." "What..." "You'd wish a pocket mirror?" "If you want it, I'll give it you." "Why not?" "Why haven't you say that you yearn after it?" " A mirror?" " A mirror." "In exchange for the lunches?" "A mirror for lunches?" "A mirror." "For my care?" "Let's get back to the topic." "I'm educated man, that's why I know there is no sense for a professor to throw himself away with a maid." "I've risen from an ape, indeed." "Yes!" "But you've risen from my rib." "Yuk!" "Bohous?" "Bohous, where are you?" "The heart." "[a sound of an explosion]" "[frightened voices]" "[a phone is ringing]" "So, first a lift" "and then straying." "What do you want from me?" "Where is my mitten?" "Where is my washed sweater?" "And who'll pay the lift?" "It's that way." "I have to make a repentance." "So." "Pips." "From my best compote." "From the compote stolen from perfectly prepared table." "When there is nothing left from the furniture legs, couldn't you eat the pips too?" "Here you assembled them to the dark." "Just like some bus stops!" "So that I couldn't start with repentance." "But I swear you a vengeance!" "Vengeance!" "You won't endanger a love with such decisions." "A heart is a heart, no one can change that." "The heart." "A scent of somehow other, averted part of our being will do." "There was no night for engineer Cert to appear in my dreams." "When will you give back me my mitten?" "Oh, Bohous, where are you?" "Where are you?" "Oh." "How lovely and manly he was destroyed by the lift." "Oh..." "How do you like me?" " That would be something for a dress for me." " Are you, by chance, baking a goose?" "Someone in the house bakes a goose." "Is that you?" "For whom would I bake a goose?" "For myself?" "No." "For me." "If you don't have money, I'll lend you." "I love you after all." "Since you're an infernal wouldn't you like a blood signed contract?" "[Cert is laughing]" "What blood signned contract?" "I will want my money back." "Otherwise I'll sue you." "I warn you about that." "Now, return, where you came from." " I walk by foot." " Well..." " Every day." " Better repair the lift." " I see!" "An infernal like me can only destroy things." "But he never puts them back together." "What would women do apart from undoing evils?" "Wouldn't you figure out?" "Why are you here?" " Cert:" "You're dancing there, honey." " No!" "I'm stamping onto your sweater." "And what are you doing there now?" "I'm tearing your glove out." " If you won't leave, I'll tear you out too." " [a phone is ringing]" "[a phone is ringing]" " Hello?" " Cert:" "You've got some temper." "What a temper, you little..." "Where do you call from?" "You were standing at the door a moment ago." "From hell, honey, from hell." "Shoo!" "Shoo!" " Don't bother me!" " How come?" "Don't bother me?" "Your spells, your miracles... doesn't amuse me anymore." "During the engagement, why not, a spell here, a spell there." "But not us, I beg you." " We don't need it." " No?" "If I'd speak to you for a hundred more years, it'll be all miracles." "All miracles." "I thought you forgot about me." "How could I?" "Let me back to you." "To the hall." "And I won't dispappear anymore." "I swear." "Your swears..." " We know them." " You see." "Now you see for yourself that you love me." "You see yourself you can't live without me." " You... you little tail." " Bohous!" "Let's start a new life." "I invite you to a concert." "You'll take your silver dress." "And then we'll return here... and we'll be..." "We'll be eating." "That's him?" "That's him, hm?" "That's him?" "He's nice." "Just relax, relax." "All will be good at the end." "Like your cards since last time." "Have you considered my prophecy yet?" "Have you considered what could the currants mean?" "Currants..." "Currants." "They are the bait." "[a phone is ringing]" " Yes?" " It's me, Bohous." " Yes?" " Are you angry with me?" "Why did you leave the concert in the moment of our appeasement?" " Because you were winking." " I was winking?" " At Miriam." "I didn't know, there were some Miriam." "When I listen to music, I wink from emotions sometimes." "You didn't have to make a scene because of it." "That's why I'm waiting for you with a solemn supper." " It's cold outside today." " 7 bellow zero." " Really?" " Hm." "I wouldn't believe that." "I'm used to windy storms, to fly in a bad weather, you saw." "I'm used to everything." "Don't think It's easy for me." "Hm?" "What do we have for supper?" "It's a secret." "Never mind, I'll eat some sugar for now." "I need something sweet." "My health is not so good." "Since that time I became temporarily deaf because of you." "Listen." "I have terrible dreams." "I dream about white horses and foaming water." "This looks like a bad luck." "Really?" "I'm having a sorethroat too." "Don't you have a thermometer?" "No." "I'll buy it myself then." "I was dreaming about yellow horses yesterday." "And black water." "This looks like a death." "What's this necklace you have?" "It suits you very well." "Isn't it an ordinary key?" "It is." "It's a key from the kitchen." " Since when we lock the kitchen?" " Since today." "Because there's a surprise in the kitchen." "I'm telling you, surprise." "Nice and firm string." "Impossible to break." "Just don't lose the key." "A key isn't a cow." "It's lost in a moment, and that would be a pity." "It's a very nice key." "May I have a look?" "Yes." "But you have to promise and swear that you won't look in the kitchen, no matter what happens." " What would happen?" " I have to leave, but I'll be back soon." "Do you promise and swear, you won't look in the kitchen?" "I promise." "And I swear." "I'm a forsaken lady." "There won't be a marriage banns." "Cert:" "Help!" "Somebody here?" "I can't hear anything!" "Help!" "Hello!" " Get out, immediately!" " I can't!" " Get out, we'll fight!" " I'm telling you, I can't." " Where are you speaking from?" " From the bottom." " Your head is here?" " Yes, and I'm dying." "Ouch!" "Drink!" "Give me something to drink!" "But I'd please some juice." " I'll give you some juice!" " Ouch, ouch..." "[Cert is sniffing]" "voice of Cert:" "Cert here." "Cert here." "Engineer Bohous Cert." "If you remember me." "I've remembered you many times." "I've remembered you many times." "Many times." "Many times." "And now I can't live without you." "I can't live without you." "I can't live without you." "Don't you have something to eat here?" "Just so." "Just by chance." "Don't you have something to eat?" "Something to eat, something to eat, Something to eat... [a sound of an explosion]" "Bohous?" "Bohous, where are you?" "Bohous, come out!" "She:" "Was he a devil, wasn't he a devil?" "What does it matter?" "Was it a murder, wasn't it a murder?" "It doesn't matter neither." "Yes, yes." "This was a spiritual legacy of my lost engineer Cert." "And it was more effective than hashish of the best quality." "For after eating one currant" "I tasted the beauty of the most crystal illusions." "And so I figured out that a forsaken and tricked lady like me could earn from it." "And the imaginary scent of carnations had convinced me, that deals with currants will be just the right." "And that prices could be hard." "Like the scent of a dreamful wedding flower." "And the silent floating ship over blue depths of dream gave me an idea of discreet and secret sale" "like kisses of two loving hearts." "The prices which I set down." "And the prices rose up with demand each day." "Because everyone is caught through illusions and dreams." "And is willing to pay for them." "And I was shopping today as well as every other day." "And now I don't know what to do next." "So I want to finance a new expedition to Tibet." "To bring me a snowman [yetti]." "[a song sounds]" "Better a snowman than no man." "Better a snowman than a shadow." "Better a snowman than no man." "I know it." "I know it very well." "I know it." "I know it very well." "Subtitles by kostej (2010) Slightly modified by Svetofil (2014)"