"(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SINGING)" "BIG BOB: ...and we'll all be out at the press conference later today to see what the Governor has up his sleeve, besides a few dirty tricks." "This is Big Bob Bentley, "Mouth of the South."" "Don't go away, we'll be right back." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "Doesn't anybody go to school anymore?" "How's Spence and the kids, Glenda?" "Just fine, thank you, Sheriff." "That's nice." "That's real good." "The usual, please, Glenda." "(HORN HONKING)" "So, how's business?" "Mmm, a little slow." "Well, it'll probably pick up." "Probably a lot like police work." "You know, come the beginning of the month, you're never sure whether you're gonna make your arrest quota of scumbags, scoff laws, speed demons and sneak thieves." "And then, wham!" "Somebody comes by and makes your day." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(ENGINE REVVING)" "Like I was saying." "(HORN HONKING)" "(CHUCKLES) I love my job." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(SIREN WAILING)" "Mobile Unit One to Base." "Mobile Unit One to Base." "Do you read me?" "I read you, Sheriff." "On the tail of a black Stealth, license number Baker-Apple-Nancy David-ltem-Tyrone." "Bandit?" "In the flesh." "Holy cow!" "Where you at?" "Church Street Road, 10 miles east of Harmony Springs." "Requesting backup." "You got it." "Bandit." "Attention, all units." "(SIRENS WAILING)" "Come on, Bandit." "(sun FIRING)" "Idiot!" "Idiot!" "Sheriff Enright, do you read me?" "Base to Mobile Unit One." "Come in, Sheriff Enright." "Sheriff Enright?" "(RADIO TURNS OFF)" "I'm through talking to you." "WOMAN:" "Yeah." "(COW MOOS)" "Come on. (WHISTLES) Come on." "Hup, hup!" "Come on." "Let's go, now." "Hyah!" "RANCHERS:" "Morning, Sheriff." "(COWS MOOING)" "Morning, Jason." "Now, y'all be sure to remember vote Enright, come election day." "(METALLIC RATTLING)" "Base to Mobile Unit One." "Come in, Sheriff Enright." "What is it?" "Any luck finding the Bandit?" "(CLICKS TONGUE) Any luck..." "Sir?" "ENRIGHT:" "Well, I don't believe it." "What's that, Sheriff?" "This guy has got brass huevos." "Uh, come again, Sheriff?" "You're mine, son." "All mine." "Sir?" "(sun CLICKS)" "You're under arrest, boy." "Wait." "Wait, wait a minute." "I have the money right here." "The thing doesn't take bills." "I had to go find..." "Are you resisting arrest?" "Well, absolutely not." "Smart boy." "Can I ask you one question?" "One." "What am I being arrested for?" "Speeding." "Speeding?" "Reckless driving." "I wasn't..." "Endangerment." "Destruction of county property." "Where?" "I..." "Passing on the right, crossing the double line." "I haven't..." "Disturbing the peace and pissing me off." "Are you finished?" "One more thing." "I don't like your face." "Okay, well, all that aside," "I'm sorry to tell you, Officer, you got the wrong guy." "Tell it to Matlock." "You gonna need him." "Come on." "Let's go." "Wait a minute." "I'm telling you, I have the money I have..." "I mean..." "I was gonna put it right in here, but I have to find some change." "Let's go." "I have friends in high places." "I don't think you..." "That's nice." "Come on." "What is a guy around here supposed to do if he doesn't have a quarter?" "BIG BOB:" "Space age car, that's what they call it." "Well, I call it something else." "I call it something I can't call it on the air." "Let's just say fantasy." "Sheer fantasy." "But I'll be there for the unveiling." "Wild horses wouldn't keep me away." "Now, all I can say for now is that the vehicle that you're gonna see a little bit later on today will revolutionize the automotive industry, will bring us out of this current economic slump and it will put us back where we belong." "The greatest nation on the face of this earth." "Got a quarter?" "Thank you." "I have a heart of gold." "Hi." "How you doing?" "Fine." "Is it true, Governor, that the state university football team is being offered a franchise in the NFL?" "That's very amusing, Vern." "Now, look, you all know our boys worked very hard for those football scholarships." "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "And anything they have comes out of their wages." "Does that include the Porsches and BMWs?" "(REPORTERS CHUCKLING)" "WOMAN:" "Good question." "Vern, I'm only here to talk about the prototype." "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Anything else will have to wait for a regularly scheduled press conference." "But, Governor, you never have any regularly scheduled press conferences." "MAN:" "I understand you're bringing a plan to the House which would attack..." "Hello." "Hey, Lynn. (CHUCKLES) I'm glad I got you, partner." "Look, I'm a little busy right now." "Uh, what's that?" "Lynn, you're gonna have to speak up." "I can't hear you." "Look, I'm a little busy right now." "I gotta go." "Then this 3% charge on food stamps, that's not a tax?" "Absolutely not, Vern." "It's a fee." "Lynn?" "Lynn, are you there?" "Bandit." "Yeah, Lynn." "Listen..." "I'm in a little bit of trouble right now and I'm gonna need your help." "You lost the car?" "No, I didn't lose the car." "You lost the car?" "My father's whole career is riding on this." "Would you relax?" "I did not lose the car, okay?" "(WHISPERS) Look, where are you?" "(sums)" "Bandit?" "Do the words "big house" mean anything to you?" "Big house?" "Yeah." "The pen?" "Rock pile?" "Hoosegow?" "Sheriff Enright?" "You're in jail?" "(CAMERAS CLICKING)" "Wrong number." "(PHONE RINGING)" "Sheriff's Department." "WOMAN:" "Sheriff Enright, please." "This is Amanda Winslow Fitzgerald." "Oh, yes, ma'am." "Amanda Winslow Fitzgerald." "From the Preservation of The Old South Society." "Yes, sir." "Probably wants to give me an award." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "This is Sheriff Enright." "How may I help you?" "Sheriff Enright, there is a band of ruffians down at the county museum defacing the Robert E. Lee statue." "No!" "You can't believe what they've done to his horse!" "No!" "And I assured the curator you would be down immediately to handle it." "Well, the county museum is all the way across the county." "You don't care about the preservation of our Southern heritage?" "No, I do." "I do." "Please ready the car, son." "I know this will ensure your award at our banquet in the spring." "You may consider it handled, Miss Fitzgerald." "I'll get right on it." "(MIMICKING WOMAN'S VOICE) Thank you." "Appreciate it so very much." "What on earth are you doing?" "It's my dentist." "We have a running joke." "Got an emergency appointment." "I gotta run." "DEPUTY SHERIFF 1:" "Why are we all going across county?" "DEPUTY SHERIFF 2:" "Don't know." "Maybe Enrights getting another award for Best Dressed Sheriff, or something." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "DEPUTY SHERIFF 2:" "Whoops, hey, hey." "Here we go." "DEPUTY SHERIFF 1:" "I'm behind you." "(SIRENS WAILING)" "(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE CHUGGING)" "Bandit!" "Finally." "Where have you been?" "It's like I almost got out of here for good behavior already." "Look, if my dad finds out you're in jail, we're both dead." "Well, he never seemed to mind before." "Yeah, well, you were never working for him before." "We gotta get you out of here." "Wait a minute." "Does this mean a pardon from the governor is out of the question?" "Look, if I can get these bars out, can you just slip out through here?" "Yeah, well, climbing through the window's not gonna be a problem, but what about the guys up front?" "Aren't they gonna hear us?" "When I plan jailbreak, I take care of all the minor details." "Have you out in jiffy." "You might want to stand back." "There's gonna be some falling debris." "(MOTORCYCLE STARTING)" "(GROANS)" "(CLEARS THROAT)" "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "I'll be right back." "Hurry UP!" "(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)" "(INAUDIBLE)" "Hey!" "Get ready!" "And don't forget to stand back." "Way back." "(ENGINE REVVING)" "Don't worry." "I'll be right back." "What?" "(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "(BANDIT COUGHING)" "MAN 1:" "Whoo!" "I like this early release program." "Well, I got you out." "MAN 2:" "Look at that!" "No problem getting through the window." "LYNN:" "Well, let's go get your rig." "If my dad ever finds out what happened," "I'm gonna be doing one-armed pushups till I'm 45." "Did I ask you to take out the whole wall?" "Wait a minute, where's my truck?" "Okay, Bandit, you want to tell me where you parked it?" "I just..." "I..." "BANDIT:" "I left it right there." "LYNN:" "All right, where is it?" "It's supposed to be..." "Bandit, you can't misplace an 18-wheeler." "I know." "I parked it right over there, right in the corner of this parking lot." "Somebody stole my rig." "BANDIT:" "Give it a little push." "Do you expect me to believe you did nothing to get arrested?" "Nothing?" "I'm telling you, this is some kind of setup." "So, Sheriff Enright, recipient of the "Outstanding Sheriff Award"" "for five years in a row, the only sheriff in this state to ever make Who's Who in American Law arrested you just because he doesn't like your face?" "Yes, as a matter of fact, he did mention something about that" "LYNN: (SIGHS) The one time I convince my father to trust you on a job, the one time I go completely out on a limb for you and this is my reward." "Do you think I'm happy about this?" "Look, I'm giving you one hour to find your rig and get the prototype." "Okay." "Or I'm gonna go to my father with your ridiculous story." "Okay, okay, fine." "No problem." "BANDIT:" "Don't move." "Don't even breathe." "LYNN:" "We're gonna get caught." "I know it." "Okay, you can breathe." "(GASPING)" "LYNN:" "All right, we're here." "We get the prototype and then what?" "How are we gonna haul it?" "BANDIT:" "Rent a rig." "Rent a rig?" "Relax, will you?" "MAN: (ON EARPHONES) Come on, sweetheart, what do you say?" "The Bahamas for the weekend, huh?" "WOMAN:" "Okay." "Well, I get off at 5:00." "Oh, hi." "You're back." "No, no, I have an appointment to see Mr. Currier." "I'm Bandit." "I know." "You were just here." "What's she talking about?" "I don't know." "Hey, you got the prototype loaded all right?" "Oh, no." "I was here already?" "You're kidding me, right?" "You just talked to him?" "Well, no, I only saw him from the back, but, yep, I'd recognize that jacket anywhere." "No, wait a minute." "It wasn't me." "Well, it sure looked like you." "Mr. Currier, there's another Bandit here to see you." "Not another Bandit, it's just the Bandit." "Ha!" "I get it." "This is another very funny practical joke, isn't it?" "This is cute." "It's very, very funny." "Now, let's just get down to business before I kill you." "Who the hell are you?" "He showed up with an 18-wheeler." "I mean, it said Bandit across the side." "Right, gentlemen?" "You're my witnesses." "That's right." "Yep." "I mean, how was I supposed to know that he wasn't you?" "We're dead meat." "All of us." "Oh, great." "Well, let me tell you something, that prototype shows up in the wrong hands, there goes 15 years of research right down the drain." "Well, I'd say it's already in the wrong hands." "Wonderful." "Dead." "Dead!" "Would you lighten up a little bit, please, and let me think?" "It's not bad enough, now you're gonna think?" "Hey, you know, it wasn't my fault." "It was not my fault." "I got a signature." "I got a signature." "It's okay, it's okay." "I have a plan, I have a plan." "You get on the phone with your dad, and you buy us a little bit of time, and then..." "Yeah?" "And then we go out and we find the rig and we get the prototype back." "That's it?" "That's your plan?" "Do you have a better one?" "Great." "(sums)" "We've got the three networks, CNN, the BBC, the New York Times, the Washington Post, and the Wall Street Journal, plus participation from England, France, Germany and of course Japan." "Now, unfortunately, we also had to issue a press pass to Big Bob Bentley." "Oh, don't worry about that." "Leave Big Bob to me." "I can handle him." "I don't have to remind you that this is one of the best-kept business secrets of the century." "This little coup is gonna put you in the White House." "I don't know about that, Tut." "I'm just doing my patriotic best as an American citizen." "(PHONE RINGING)" "Hello." "Just a moment." "Governor." "Hello." "LYNN:" "Hi, Dad." "How's it going?" "Fine." "Now, it's no problem with you getting here for the unveiling, right?" "Yeah, am I gonna be at the unveiling?" "Yeah, I just thought I'd, you know, ride along with the Bandit." "Make sure nothing went wrong." "Oh, great." "Plant the seed." "Why, what's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Nothing's wrong." "Nothing's wrong?" "Son, there had better be nothing wrong." "So, Dad, you know, we don't want to break any speed laws or anything like that, so we might just be a tiny bit late." "Late?" "You know, five minutes or so." "There is no late in this mission." "Do you read me?" "Yes, sir." "We have six decoy trucks out there and if you fall behind, it's going to look suspicious." "Dad, calm down." "Nobody's gonna believe that the Bandit has the prototype." "I mean, who would be stupid enough to hire him on such an important mission?" "Don't you fool with me, Harold." "I'm in no mood." "All right." "Okay." "Well, thanks, Dad." "We'll see you later." "Bye." "What did he say?" "He called me Harold." "Okay, we're dead." "Yeah." "Do you have any idea which way this guy went?" "North." "OFFICER:" "This is Car Six." "Bandit spotted." "Will follow from a distance." "Please advise." "I can't figure out who's trying to do this to me, or why." "What..." "What are you doing, Lynn?" "I'm writing my will." "What is your problem?" "He's only got a half hour head start on us." "We're gonna find him." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "What are you people looking at?" "If the press gets word of this wall coming down, it'll look pretty bad for you." "For us." "It could look bad for us." "What are you talking about, boy?" "I authorized this wall coming down." "Sir?" "The wall was about to collapse, so I removed the prisoners and had the wall taken down for safety measures." "You did?" "Do you have another version?" "No, sir." "OFFICER: (OVER RADIO) Base to Sheriff Enright." "We have the Bandit in sight, sir." "You all get this mess on out of here." "ENRIGHT:" "This is Sheriff Enright." "Apprehend that GT." "(SIREN WAILING)" "Good." "We don't have to worry about my father killing us anymore." "Just gonna be doing 15 years to life for destroying the county jail." "Great." "Since when do we worry about one measly police car?" "Come on." "(SIRENS WAILING)" "Or two, or three, or several." "All right, brace yourself." "Could get rough, could get tough, could get bumpy." "I think you lost them." "Of course we did, son." "(CAR PHONE RINGING)" "You got the Bandit live." "Lila!" "Hey." "Harold, it's Lila." "I don't care." "Unless she's got the guy who's got your..." "The rig, I really don't care." "Hold on a minute." "Where have your manners gone?" "Lila, uh, listen, I'm a little bit busy right now." "Yeah, I thought you might be." "Yeah." "No, you're not gonna believe what's happening to me this morning." "Let me take a wild guess." "Some guy wearing your clothes, talking your talk, stole your rig and disappeared." "Wait a minute." "What's making you say a thing like that?" "He's here." "He's there?" "At Jo-Jo's?" "The guy's got my rig, the truck, he's got it at Jo-Jo's." "Yep." "Just thought you'd like to know." "Oh, you're a princess, Lila!" "Yeah, yeah." "Listen, um, can you do me a favor?" "Yeah, sure." "Can you keep him there?" "Don't let him leave until I get there." "Shouldn't be a problem." "Doesn't look like he's going anywhere." "Oh!" "I owe you one." "LILA:" "You already owe me one." "Then I owe you two, darling." "Don't you forget it." "Oh, no." "I gotta go." "Cover for me, okay?" "What's wrong?" "I'll tell you later." "Problem solved." "See that?" "I told you there was nothing to worry about." "Jo-Jo's isn't 10 miles from here." "We'll get up there, figure out why this guy's trying to ruin my life, get him, get the rig back and we're on our way." "Trust me!" "That's how I got into this to begin with." "LYNN:" "Hey!" "This isn't the way to Jo-Jo's!" "BANDIT:" "It is if you know the shortcut." "Now, I asked you gentlemen to do one simple thing." "Bring in a speeder." "A known offender, a hot dog, a troublemaker, a pain in the backside." "But can one of you bring him in?" "Just one of you?" "Instead, you bring me back nothing but dented, damaged, torn-up cars and excuses." "Now, I have no use for excuses!" "Now," "does anyone of you have anything to say" "to me?" "Sir, you yourself may have noticed that he is a little on the slippery side." "Are you suggesting that I could not bring him in?" "Well, sir, I just think that maybe you're being just a little hard on the boys here." "Are you?" "No, sir." "Very well." "Dismissed." "Sir, it appears as though he was on his way out of our jurisdiction, anyway." "He ain't never out of my jurisdiction." "Go on, get out of here." "Gotta get me some more cars." "I don't see the rig." "If Lila said she'd keep him here, she kept him here." "Trust me, son." "You know, I've been hearing that a lot from you lately." "Don't worry about it." "I've got everything completely under control." "(GRUNTS)" "You the Bandit?" "Me?" "Yeah." "Thanks a lot!" "That's for trying to hit on my girl." "BANDIT:" "Now, wait a minute." "(EXCLAIMS)" "I don't know what you're talking about!" "Hey!" "Wait a minute, now." "Right!" "Now you're starting to piss me off." "(GROANING)" "Hey, buddy." "Let me know when you're through." "Oh, boy." "(GRUNTING)" "That's a truck." "Well, I can see that." "Now, are you gonna help me or are you just along for color?" "I wasn't hitting on his girlfriend." "I wasn't, either." "Oh, now, now, wait a minute." "I mean, at least tell me what your beef is with me." "I mean, that's the American way, right?" "Innocent until proven guilty?" "Concrete!" "BOTH:" "Concrete?" "Drop it." "What the hell are you doing?" "Well, this is the creep that was trying to pick you up." "Who?" "The Bandit." "That's not the Bandit." "Yes, it is." "Well, it's a different Bandit, different Bandit." "Completely different." "I've never been here before." "That's your girl?" "I've never seen her before." "Have I ever seen you before?" "No." "See?" "So you don't have any quarrel with me at all." "You weren't filling her head with stupid ideas?" "Never." "I'm sorry." "That's okay." "WOMAN:" "Come on." "I never got a good look at the guy." "I just recognize that jacket." "Well, I mean, that's perfectly understandable." "Hey, hey, before you go, can I ask you a question?" "This, uh..." "This other..." "Bandit with my jacket, do you know which way he went?" "East." "BANDIT:" "East?" "East." "That's it." "I guess we just call my father and face the music, huh?" "Hank." "Excuse me?" "It's Hank." "Come on, partner, I just figured out who took the rig." "Come on." "Yes?" "What is it?" "I have some news, sir." "It's not good." "I just spoke with Currier at Neutron Engineering." "Uh-huh." "Some..." "Some phony picked up the prototype." "It's not in our hands, sir." "What?" "Well, your son and his friend, the Bandit, is it?" "Yes, yes." "What about them?" "Well, all the gory details are being sent over later, sir." "The jail, the truck stop." "Jail?" "Needless to say, sir, we're gonna have to grease a few palms to keep this out of the press." "We've lost track of Harold temporarily, sir, but I think our first priority should remain the car." "What the hell are we gonna do?" "Now, if we can send out the National Guard, sir..." "No, no!" "We can't afford to let anybody know we've lost that car." "You're absolutely right, sir." "I'll send somebody we can trust." "Yes." "You." "Sir?" "You." "Uh, but, Governor..." "In an unmarked car." "Governor, I have a thousand things I've gotta do before we..." "Tut!" "If we don't find that car, you'll have nothing to do ever again." "I'll find them, sir." "And, Tut..." "Sir?" "When you do, bring them back alive." "I'd like to strangle them personally." "Governor." "BIG BOB:" "This is great!" "if this is true, and mind you," "I haven't been able to completely verify it yet, but remember, you heard it here first." "Oh, I just hope this isn't about the car." "We have word that Governor Denton has misplaced the car he's supposed to present to the world." "Press representative..." "Turn it off." "Governor, don't you think we should send somebody from..." "Out!" "We don't have time for this." "I don't know why I didn't think of this in the first place." "I mean, the only person in the entire world who would be mad enough at me to do something like this is Hank." "So we're looking for a person who holds such a grudge against you that they would steal your rig, ruin my father's political career and possibly destroy the economic security of the United States of America?" "Yeah." "I can think of about 10 people that fill that bill." "Well, thanks for the vote of confidence, Lynn." "No, no, it's Hank." "There's no question about it." "It's Hank." "(sun FIRING)" "BANDIT:" "All right, Hank." "I know that you're mad at me, but I think it's time that we talk about this like two grown men." "HANK:" "Who is that?" "BANDIT:" "You know full well who it is." "It's me." "HANK:" "Who?" "LYNN:" "What, are you crazy?" "He's gonna kill you." "BANDIT:" "He's not gonna kill me." "All right, Hank." "Bandit?" "Yeah." "Hey, buddy, good to see you." "Listen, I don't blame you for being mad at me, but don't you think it's time we put this behind us, for everybody's sake?" "What the hell are you talking about?" "Where's the rig?" "What rig?" "My rig." "The rig and the car I'm supposed to deliver." "Where did you put them, Hank?" "You've been out in the sun a little too long, son." "You're not making any sense." "You haven't been running around the state, dressed like the Bandit, hitting on women, stealing cars and generally raising hell?" "No." "I could if you want me to, but I gotta be back at work by Monday." "Wait a minute now." "You're not mad at me?" "No." "Then why are you shooting at me, Hank?" "Oh, well, I owe a couple of boys some money and I thought they maybe had come to collect." "Why would I be shooting at you?" "Well, he seems to think that you're still mad at him over that little thing that happened in high school." "What thing?" "It's no big thing." "Come on, Lynn." "He was telling me about it on the way over." "Homecoming dance?" "You were supposed to go with Rita?" "What?" "Lynn, that's between you and me." "Good to see you, Hank." "Goodbye." "Hey, that's right." "Yeah, he said you'd rearrange his face if you ever got the opportunity." "What?" "What, do you have an insurance policy out on me or something?" "Yeah, come to think of it." "(sun FIRING)" "Why don't I just drive in front of an oncoming train and save you the trouble of trying to kill me, Lynn?" "Well, what are we gonna do now?" "I'll think of something." "Well, we've got two hours." "I'll think of something." "We're dead." "Dead." "Dead!" "LILA:" "I can't get over it." "PHONY BANDIT:" "What?" "Me hitching a ride with the Bandit." "A legend." "I suppose you've heard this a hundred times, but, all us girls always dream about meeting you." "You see, that's what's wrong with the world." "What kind of a dream is that for a young girl to have, to want to meet the Bandit?" "I mean, whatever happened to real dreams?" "Real values?" "Doesn't anybody want to be Miss America anymore?" "Well, yeah, sure." "Be Miss America and meet the Bandit." "LILA:" "You don't like being a legend?" "I don't want to talk about it." "Listen, can I have a favor?" "Can I just borrow your phone to call my mom?" "(CHUCKLES) Sure, talk as long as you want." "I don't pay the bill." "You don't?" "Just make the call." "BANDIT:" "You got the Bandit live." "LILA:" "Hi, Mama!" "It's Lila." "It's Lila." "Lila?" "Well, you will never guess where I am." "I'm with the Bandit." "She's with him." "Yep, I thought you'd be surprised." "Where are they?" "Lila, where are you?" "Oh, we're just cruising along here, headed north." "Headed north." "North." "Yep." "Highway 210." "210." "We're coming up on 210." "Yeah, just coming up to mile marker 76." "Mile marker 76?" "We can catch up with you in no time." "There's the turn-off." "Listen, Lila, do you think you can slow him down?" "You missed it." "Hold on." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "BANDIT:" "Lila, can you get him to pull over for a little while?" "Oh, gee, Mom, I don't think so." "But I'll keep you informed to our whereabouts." "Why does your mom have to know exactly where you are?" "Oh, she's terribly overprotective." "Do you have any idea who this guy is?" "He's about six feet, dark hair, blue eyes." "Huh." "Sounds just like me." "Except he's a lot cuter than that other guy we all thought was the Bandit." "Very amusing." "Oh, look at that." "We're coming up to mile marker 77." "Hey, that's enough." "That's enough of your talking." "Hello, Lila?" "Hey!" "Why'd you do that?" "Because I have a feeling something fishy is going on and I don't like it." "LILA:" "Why are we turning off the highway?" "PHONY BANDIT:" "We're taking a little detour." "So, where are we going?" "Well, what do you care?" "As long as you're driving with the Bandit." "LYNN:" "Okay, so there was mile marker 77." "Where are they?" "BANDIT:" "All right, we gotta be right on his tail now." "I mean, how fast can he be going?" "What on earth..." "PHONY BANDIT:" "Just a little pit stop, darling." "Sit tight." "This won't take long." "All part of being a legend." "Be sure to tell your friends." "Looks pretty slick." "What's it worth?" "I don't know, but it must be worth something to your boss." "Now, where's my money and my cargo?" "(SNICKERS)" "All right." "Payday." "You ready to go racing?" "I am now." "What have you gotten us into this time, Bandit?" "(sums)" "(SIREN WAILING)" "FEMALE DISPATCHER:" "Base to Mobile One." "Bandit spotted at Jo-Jo's Cafe." "ENRIGHT:" "I'm on my way." "BANDIT:" "I can't believe you told Hank what I told you." "What?" "That was all confidential, Lynn." "Little news flash for you, Bandit." "He was there." "It's not like he didn't know about it." "That's not the point!" "What is the point?" "The point is that I'm never gonna confide in you again, that's the point." "You know, if anybody has a reason to be pissed off here, it's me." "You?" "Yeah, I'm the one that's gonna be joining the French Foreign Legion in about three hours." "What is your problem?" "What's wrong with you?" "We found the car." "Every/thing's gonna be all right." "We found the car!" "We found the car?" "We did?" "Do you see the car?" "I don't see the car." "Look around." "Do you see it?" "No, I don't see the car." "We really should've caught up with them by now, too." "Come on back, right there." "Now, that's good, come on, come on." "Little more, about two feet, now, whoa!" "Well, I can't imagine the Governor entrusting such an important scientific breakthrough to a trucker who calls himself the Bandit." "MAN:" "Yeah, I know what you mean." "(MAN CONTINUES CHATTERING)" "Hey, you didn't happen to see a big red rig pass by here, did you?" "What?" "It's a big red rig." "It's got a white box and a nice mirror on the side." "Did you see anything like that?" "No, nothing like that on back down that way." "SARAH:" "Yeah, hi, Big Bob, this is Sarah." "BIG BOB:" "You say you spotted this legendary Bandit?" "SARAH:" "Yeah, I saw it." "I couldn't miss the logo." "Headed down Rideup Extension Road." "Did she say Rideup?" "SARAH:" "I couldn't believe it." "Who?" "BANDIT:" "On the radio." "Never mind." "Thank you." "SARAH:" "I listen to you every day." "Well, all of a sudden, there it was..." "It's Jimmy Wheeler." "I don't know why I didn't think of that in the first place." "SARAH:" "I followed him for a couple of miles, but then I decided..." "BIG BOB:" "You say this road is named Rideup?" "SARAH:" "Yes, sir, the extension." "BIG BOB:" "And you think this is the actual Bandits rig?" "SARAH:" "Oh, it's his rig, all right." "Base to Mobile One." "Come in, Sheriff Enright." "It's red and it has that painted mural on the side." "BIG BOB:" "There's no possibility that there might be one other rig out there that could remotely resemble this Bandits truck?" "Sheriff Enright, do you read me?" "SARAH:" "Oh, no, sir, it was the Bandit, sure enough." "There is no mistaking that logo..." "MALE DISPATCHER:" "Sheriff, the Bandit was spotted turning off the highway at the Rideup Extension." "Do you copy?" "Loud and clear." "Darla." "WOMAN:" "Then she hit him." "Yes, Mr. Currier?" "Any calls for me?" "DARLA:" "No, sir." "You didn't hear from Bandit yet about the car?" "I haven't heard anything." "You call me just the minute you do." "Yes, sir." "WOMAN:" "What did the police say?" "AUTOMATED VOICE:" "The cellular customer you are trying to reach is out of the area." "Please try your..." "BANDIT:" "Of course it's Jimmy Wheeler." "I don't know why I didn't think of this from the start." "Who is Jimmy Wheeler?" "Oh, he's this..." "Oh, no, no, no, not this time." "I'm not gonna tell you this time." "Shh!" "BIG BOB:" "So all you Bandit watchers, head on out to Rideup Extension." "See if you can catch yourself a modern day Robin Hood in the woods." "MARY:" "Hey, Big Bob, this is Mary catting." "Modern day Robin Hood?" "Turn that thing off." "No." "At this moment he's got more leads than we do, so if you don't mind." "I'm turning it off." "I'm telling you, it's Jimmy Wheeler, Lynn." "We got it all figured out now." "He lives right up here, off Rideup." "Oh." "So, of course, with the whole town out looking for him, where else would he go, but his own house?" "Mobile One to Base, this is Sheriff Enright." "I've got the Bandit spotted." "(SIREN WAILING)" "Damn, this guy's determined." "You'd think nobody ever broke out of his jail before." "Nobody ever did." "All right, so much for the news." "I mean, who cares what's happening in Russia and the Middle East when we have so much excitement right here in our own little neck of the woods?" "I want to take a moment to personally thank each and every one of you for calling in on our Bandit Watch." "Believe me, I want to find this guy and we couldn't do it without you." "My producer's offered to keep three lines open for cellular phones." "Anyone spotting the Bandit, call in." "You'll have first priority, right after this commercial break." "All I ever wanted to be was White House Press Secretary." "(RADIO COMMERCIAL PLAYING)" "Turn right up here." "That should put us onto Rideup." "Hey, look out for that car!" "(TUTTLE SCREAMING)" "Idiot!" "You know, I could've sworn that was my dad's press secretary." "Don't worry about him." "This nightmare's almost over." "Jimmy's house is right up here." "Stay with the car." "LYNN:" "Oh, I just hope this guy doesn't have a gun." "(ROOSTER CROWING)" "Jimmy." "Jimmy, you home?" "Hi, there." "How you doing?" "Is Jimmy home?" "Who are you?" "I'm..." "Well, I'm an old friend of his." "My friends call me Bandit." "Oh." "I thought you'd be coming by." "Yeah." "Listen, you just tell him that there's no hard feelings and we'll call it even." "I'll just take my rig back and I'll be out of here, okay?" "I'm afraid I can't tell him that." "All right, well, that's understandable." "Why don't you tell him to come out and I'll tell him myself?" "Jimmy isn't here." "Where is he?" "Hold on." "Let me take the kids inside and I'll take you down to where he is." "Come on, baby." "He was making a run from Miami to Memphis." "He ran into a storm." "He left real good insurance for me and the kids." "He left this for you." "For me?" "In his will." "He said you taught him how to drive when y'all were young 'uns and he said whatever happened, he'd never forget you for that." "He said when Jimmy Junior was old enough, wasn't nobody gonna teach him how to drive but his best friend, Bandit." "Hold onto that thought." "(SIREN WAILING)" "ENRIGHT:" "I'm letting you out at the next crossroads." "Well, personally, I'd be thrilled." "Unfortunately, I think the Governor has other ideas." "He wants this Bandit found and you are my only means of transportation for the moment." "Transportation!" "You have any idea who I am?" "Yes, Enright." "We've all read your press." "I am in pursuit of an escaped prisoner here." "Well, right at the moment, you're working for the Governor and I am calling the shots." "Governor Denton?" "Yes, sir, we are very close to bringing him in, sir." "I'd say it's a matter of minutes, sir." "Hey, I'm sorry about your friend." "Yeah." "You know, all this time I've been thinking this thing is about me, but, you know, maybe it isn't." "Maybe it isn't about me at all, you know?" "Oh, great." "He's back." "(sums)" "I think I'm just gonna call my dad and tell him the truth." "No, damn it!" "I'm gonna find the truck." "I think there's an airport around here somewhere." "You know, Bandit, this car can do a lot of things, but it can't fly." "No?" "Looks like he picked up a passenger." "Yeah, good." "Maybe it'll slow him down." "So what are we gonna do?" "Damn it, this guy's good!" "What are we gonna do?" "We're gonna go to Alternate Plan B." "LYNN:" "What is Alternate Plan B?" "I know that airport is around here somewhere." "(HORN HONKING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "BANDIT:" "Welcome to Alternate Plan B." "Take over for me, partner." "I'm gonna hitch another ride." "Excuse me!" "You wouldn't happen to have an extra seat, would you?" "PILOT:" "Where'd you come from?" "I've heard of no-frills flights, but this is ridiculous." "Who the hell are you?" "Hey, my friends call me Bandit." "What are you doing, auditioning for a job as a wing-walker?" "No, no, I couldn't do that." "I'm afraid of heights." "(LAUGHS)" "Might as well get in and buckle up." "BANDIT:" "Try and hold it steady there, would you?" "PILOT:" "I'm doing my best." "Wait a minute." "Bandit?" "Did you say you're the Bandit?" "I heard about you on Big Bob Bentley." "You lost some car or something." "No, no, no, I didn't lose the car." "I just temporarily misplaced it, you see." "I was hoping that you could help me find it." "Oh, you were?" "Yeah." "Yeah, you see, it's in my rig, right now down there." "It's a nice, beautiful, big 40-footer." "Why are guys always bragging about the size of their trucks?" "BANDIT:" "It was last seen over on Rideup Extension, you see, and I was thinking, you know, how hard can it be to find it from the air, right?" "Lot of trees in that area." "Yeah." "Well, you know, if you're too nervous to fly down by the trees, that's no problem." "You just do the best you can, okay?" "Nervous?" "Did I say I was nervous?" "BANDIT:" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa, not bad, not bad!" "Okay, okay, you can pull her up now!" "PILOT:" "Oh, so soon?" "Nice." "Real nice!" "This isn't making you nervous, is it?" "Me?" "Ha!" "No." "Why would you say that?" "PILOT:" "Hold onto your seatbelt." "We're gonna try this one more time." "BANDIT:" "No, no." "No, that's okay, really." "You don't have to try and impress me or anything." "(EXCLAIMING) Whoa!" "So let me just take a wild guess." "This isn't the first time you've flown this little jewel." "PILOT:" "I'm on my way to an air show." "You want to see my big finish?" "BANDIT:" "No, no, no!" "I mean, I'd love to, of course, but you see I've got a real important appointment with the Governor and we don't want to be late for that, and, of course, if I don't find the rig," "I'll be watching air shows from the state pen." "Gee, I'd hate to see that." "Yeah, not half as much as I would." "PILOT:" "Let's see what we can do." "BANDIT:" "Okay." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Shoot, ain't nothing to this." "Anybody can drive this car fast." "(CHUCKLES)" "(SIREN WAILING)" "(LAUGHING)" "(TRUCK HORN BLARING)" "Whoa!" "(EXHALES) Excuse me." "You in the car on which I'm standing, get out." "Let's go." "I don't know who you are, boy, but you're mine now." "Get in the police car." "It's the green one." "That's right." "Yes, sir, we've just apprehended the Bandit's vehicle, sir." "No, no, no, sir, we don't have an exact location on the prototype yet, sir, but it is just seconds away, sir." "Hello, Mr. Tuttle." "Just a minute, sir." "(SIGHS) Put your gun away, Sheriff." "Are you out of your tiny little mind?" "Do the words, "Governor's son" mean anything to you at all?" "Harold Lyner Denton Ill." "Sheriff." "Harold." "Your father." "Hi, Dad." "Yeah, no, yeah." "I understand how this looks." "No, yes, sir, that would hurt, sir." "Well, okay." "Goodbye." "Now who you calling?" "I was just gonna call Big Bob Bentley." "You know, try and throw everybody off the track." "Why not?" "Let's see how many Smokey's we can scatter across the countryside." "Yeah, hi." "I'm calling from a cellular phone for Big Bob." "Thanks." "Hey, Big Bob." "Yeah." "I hear you're looking for the Bandit." "I have a couple of locations for you." "Okay, we have some new Bandit sightings on our line." "We got someone here on line." "What's this, uh, Lila?" "Yeah, that's right." "But first, I'd just like to say if there's anybody out there in a black Stealth looking for the Bandit, he ought to reconsider and start looking for license plate number 51953." "What the hell are you doing?" "Now, you better start talking or you're gonna get pushed out of a moving truck!" "You're not going to do anything to me." "You don't have the guts." "Anybody who'd hide behind somebody else's identity is a coward and a weasel." "Talk." "Talk!" "I don't know why you're doing this, but the truth will come out eventually, and you are not going to hurt the Bandit." "He's too good for that." "Well, well, well." "A real little Bandit groupie." "(LAUGHING) I think I kind of like the idea of you being along to witness his demise." "It's kind of like icing on the cake." "(LAUGHS)" "Okay, we seem to have lost Li..." "Lila, was it?" "Yeah." "Lila." "These things happen." "Before we lost her," "Lila gave us the license plate 51953." "I don't know why." "But if anyone spots that number, give us a calf." "BIG BOB:" "That's license plate 51953." "Anyone spotting an 18-whee!" "er with that license plate, cal!" "in." "We'll get to the bottom of this." "This is Big Bob Bentley, "Mouth of The South."" "Don't go away." "We'll be right back." "Yeah, boss, I think we got trouble here." "I thought we had an understanding that you never call me at the office." "Yeah, well, you told me this was a no-brainer." "Just take the car to the pier in Charleston and pick up the cash." "That's exactly all you have to do." "CHUCK:" "With half the state looking for my license plate?" "CURRIER:" "What are you talking about?" "CHUCK:" "Haven't you been listening to Big Bob Bentley?" "I think we ought to dump the car now, while we can." "Listen, you idiot, I have been making money for people my entire life." "This is my turn to make my big jackpot." "Not you, not the Bandit, nor Big Bob Bentley's gonna cheat me out of it." "Do you understand me?" "Well, you told me nobody would know I was involved." "Would you please get the damn car to the dock?" "Darla, I'll be gone for the rest of the day." "You know, I'd better break the news now, so it looks like we're on top of it." "No,no,no." "But, Governor, you don't want to get caught with your pants down." "Damn it, Buckley, lam handling this." "The car will be here." "Yes, sir." "Harold Denton Junior, you have done some stupid things in your life, but if you allow the Bandit to keep you out of the White House," "I will not only divorce you, but I will write a book that will make every hair on your body turn gray overnight." "Thanks for that loving support, darling." "Save it for the press." "PILOT:" "You sure your rig is still in the area?" "You know, to tell you truth," "I really don't have any idea where it is at this point." "But, you see, if anybody knew that, I'd be in pretty big trouble." "Your secret's safe with me." "Yeah?" "Good." "That's it!" "There it is!" "PILOT:" "Are you sure?" "Of course I'm sure!" "Every trucker knows his own rig." "Hang on!" "BANDIT:" "You have a bomb on board or are you just trying to scare him to death?" "(CHUCKLES) Bandit." "It's gotta be the Bandit." "What the hell is he doing?" "Stopping you." "(CHUCKLING)" "It's gonna take a little more than a wind-up airplane and a rubber band to stop this truck." "You forget you're dealing with a legend." "PILOT:" "This should get his attention." "BANDIT:" "Are you nuts?" "Got any other tricks up your sleeve?" "Just one." "How lucky do you feel?" "Well, (CHUCKLES) I got this far on luck." "Well, I'm sorry to hear that." "But we'll go for it, anyway." "BANDIT:" "Yep, it's your plane, you're the pilot." "When we get arrested, I was just a passenger." "So, you doing anything after the air show?" "PILOT:" "Let's talk when you get your truck back." "BANDIT:" "That's, of course, assuming that I do get my truck back." "PILOT:" "At least we found it." "BANDIT:" "Watch it, now watch the car." "PILOT:" "Don't worry, he's not in our airspace." "BANDIT:" "Oh, watch the trees!" "Be careful!" "Nice landing." "So what did the Bandit do to make you hate him so much?" "I don't hate him." "I never even met him." "So why are you doing this?" "For the money." "BANDIT:" "So now what?" "PILOT:" "Ever hear of a game called Chicken?" "BANDIT:" "Chicken?" "PILOT:" "I sure hope your friend is planning on stopping." "A head-on collision with him could pretty much ruin my day." "Yeah." "Oh, he'll stop." "I mean, nobody'd be stupid enough or crazy enough to run head-on into an airplane." "Don't see how you're gonna enjoy the money if we're all going to die!" "How much space you gonna need to pull up?" "More than I got." "He's not stopping." "He'll stop." "He'll pull up again." "What if he doesn't?" "Aw, screw it!" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "PILOT:" "I think we got him." "I'd say you're the second luckiest man in America." "Yeah?" "Who's the first?" "My husband." "I'd say you're right there." "Hey, thanks for the lift." "Anytime." "Good luck at the air show." "Don't need it now." "I'm all warmed up." "Bye." "Bye." "LILA:" "Bandit!" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "He has the car in the back!" "(CAR ENGINE REVVING)" "Where is the prototype?" "They put it in another truck." "(EXCLAIMS) Wait, wait." "Here, here." "Here's the license plate." "Oh, great." "Don't go anywhere." "(HORN HONKING)" "Hi, there." "Did you get off that plane?" "Sure did." "Listen, I need to borrow your car, okay?" "Well, wait for me!" "(ENGINE STARTING)" "MAN:" "Never had her over 55 before." "BANDIT:" "Yeah?" "Well, what's the point of owning a sports car if you're never gonna get to see what it can do, right?" "Hey, wait a minute." "You're the guy Big Bob Bentley keeps talking about, aren't you?" "Well, no, no, no, I'm not that guy." "The guy we're chasing is that guy." "So he's the Bandit?" "No, no." "I'm the Bandit." "You're the Bandit, but he's the guy everybody's after?" "That's right." "Listen, let me ask you a hypothetical question, okay?" "Say some guy, some guy stole your rig, stole your job and just..." "I mean, stole your identity from you." "My identity?" "(STAMMERING) Yeah, your whole..." "Your style." "Oh, okay." "Go on." "Well, say this guy is going over, you know, around half the state and he's provoking police," "he's hitting on innocent girls and he's just, you know, generally causing havoc wherever he goes." "I'm with you." "So, he's causing trouble and stirring everything up, but everyone thinks it's you who's doing it." "Exactly." "That's right." "Right." "Wow." "Now, so say that you caught this guy, right, what would you do to him?" "Me?" "I'd have to shake his hand." "You don't get out much, do you?" "(HORN HONKING)" "(EXPLOSION)" "What was that?" "That's..." "Just sounds like she's backfiring." "I wouldn't worry about it." "Just get a tune-up." "This is great!" "Yeah." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "Bandit's gonna find that car." "MALE DISPATCHER:" "Base to Mobile Unit One, we have a high-speed car chase in the vicinity of the Fiea Market." "Forget it." "This is still my county, city boy." "You won't have a county if we do not find that car." "(sums)" "I copy that, Base." "Put somebody on it, would you, please?" "Sir?" "ENRIGHT:" "I said handle it, damn it!" "I'm kinda occupied." "Yes, sir." "Base to Mobile One, Bandits rig has been spotted parked beside the road on Highway 19, approximately five miles from Allen's Crossroads." "Do you copy?" "Hang on, city boy." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(SIREN WAILING)" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "WOMAN:" "Are you okay?" "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "(GRUNTING)" "Get up!" "Where's the car?" "My money!" "Where's the car?" "Hey, that's my money!" "Tell me where the car is and we're finished here." "I don't know." "(GRUNTING)" "Now, if you did know where it was, where would it be?" "Hey, honest, I don't know." "Wait!" "Why don't you ask the guy that hired me?" "Currier, Neutron Engineering." "Wait a minute." "Are you talking about the guy who designed it?" "He's the one behind all this." "You don't look a thing like me." "Hey, that's my money!" "(SIREN WAILING)" "That's for your trouble." "It was fun!" "Yeah, thanks." "It was, wasn't it?" "OFFICER:" "What's going on?" "Oh!" "Well, Sheriff Enright'll be real glad to get that guy in custody." "That's the Bandit?" "That's what he says." "(ENGINE STARTING)" "All right, come on out with your hands up." "TUTTLE:" "There's nothing in the back!" "Hope you don't have to use those handcuffs." "MALE DISPATCHER:" "Officers Tully and Dunn have apprehended the Bandit, sir." "TUTTLE:" "Let's go!" "Wait here." "Well, you got a car, but this isn't the prototype, Bandit." "Where is it?" "I don't know how anyone could have said that we look alike." "We don't look anything alike." "You saw him?" "You talked to him?" "(SIGHS) Where's the car?" "I don't know, Lynn!" "Governor!" "Big Bob Bentley." "It's going to be quite a day, for one of us." "But, any idea where that car of yours is?" "It's on its way here, right on schedule." "Well, that's good, 'cause I'll be outside waiting with the full force of the media." "(STAMMERING) I think it's um..." "Is that an "H" or..." "I don't..." "I'm sorry, Bandit, it's just too smeared." "I can't read it." "Ah, it doesn't matter." "We need more than a license plate." "Do you remember any kind of identifying marks on the truck?" "Um, I think the cab was green." "Green." "It could have been silver." "I..." "Well, there's only about 5,00018-wheelers in the state." "It shouldn't be too hard to check every single one of them, now, should it?" "I'm sorry." "I really tried." "Well, I don't have any choice." "I'm gonna have to go back to Neutron and talk to Currier." "I think I better just call my dad?" "No." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "There was something on the back of the truck." "It was..." "I think it was a horse." "And it said "Pros" or "Bros," or something like that." "I know you think I'm never gonna find the car, Lynn." "But don't you jump ship yet, okay?" "Why don't you just head off to the press conference?" "And I'm gonna go round up Currier and I need to borrow your phone." "Is there anything I can do?" "Yeah, pray" "Let's go." "(SIREN BLARING)" "I knew it!" "Maybe I'm gonna make it after all." "Did you hear from Tuttle?" "No, sir." "What about my son?" "No, sir." "Is the helicopter ready?" "Yes, sir." "Buckley, if that car doesn't show up, get me on that chopper as fast as you can." "You and your wife?" "Hmm?" "You and your wife?" "I'll get back to you on that." "All right." "WOMAN 1:" "So I told him he could take this old job and shove it." "WOMAN 2:" "You did?" "You really did?" "WOMAN 1:" "You should have seen his face when I walked out." "WOMAN 2:" "Oh, my goodness, what did he say?" "Oh, you're back." "Uh, Currier?" "He left." "You found the car?" "Not exactly." "Uh, wait..." "It's a beautiful fall day, ladies and gentlemen, and by that I mean, it's a beautiful day to take a fall." "Which is exactly what I predict is about to happen here." "I don't think he'd want us to look through his files." "Yeah?" "Well, I don't have time to explain, so you're gonna have to believe me." "Wait a minute, now." "Pony Brothers Trucking." "Yeah, we use them all the time." "Chuck Pony?" "Chuck Pony is a friend of mine." "Why would he want to do that to me?" "And where would he have taken the car?" "Charleston." "Charleston?" "What?" "How do you know that?" "Uh..." "Well, I overheard him talking about a pier in Charleston." "I have no idea which pier." "I'll find it." "Hey, you won't tell him I was listening in, will you?" "No, I won't." "Thank you." "(PHONE RINGING)" "Got it?" "Uh..." "I could use a little bit of help." "What do you need?" "(PHONE RINGS)" "Hello." "Yes, that's what I want you to do." "Just a moment." "Right." "I don't care what you have to do." "Your son." "I'll get back to you." "Harold." "Yeah, Dad..." "I was wondering if you could just do me a little favor." "This is Big Bob Bentley coming to you live from Governor Denton's much ballyhooed press conference." "And the question of the hour is, will this miracle car ever arrive?" "Damn!" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "BANDIT:" "What's your hurry, son?" "(GRUNTS)" "What the hell are you doing, Chuck?" "Paying you back!" "For what?" "LILA:" "You know, maybe it wasn't a horse." "Maybe it was a unicorn." "(PHONE RINGING)" "Hello?" "Bandit, where are you?" "Somewhere between you and Charleston." "Listen, can you get in touch with your friend there, the lovely Sheriff Enright?" "No problem." "Good." "Because there's a guy in Charleston" "I think he's gonna want to come and pick up." "This mean you have the car?" "(LAUGHING) That is a big ten-four, buddy." "LYNN: (EXCLAIMS) We'll meet you at the press conference." "All right." "All right!" "(TRUCK HORN BLARING)" "Now, you want to tell me why you're so mad at me?" "The Big Swamp game." "I was supposed to start and you put Bengay in my jock." "What?" "Don't act so innocent with me, Bandit." "You put it in there so I couldn't start." "And then the coach puts you in." "I rode the bench for two seasons." "You're nuts!" "You stole my career!" "You ruined my life!" "That's why I'm ruining yours." "Buddy, you are certifiable." "Chuck, my friend, do you have any idea what kind of trouble you're gonna be in when the authorities come to pick you up?" "Do you realize how important this car is?" "(SIGHS) I think I screwed up." "Yeah, yeah, you did." "I know you did." "Okay, all right, let me think." "You know, with all these sightings, is it possible there's more than one Bandit out there?" "Oh, hold on." "I've just been handed a piece of paper." "This is from the Governor's people, assuring us that the car will be here and that..." "What's this?" "That he will announce a surprising development right after the unveiling." "Well, we'll all wanna be there for that, won't we?" "Tuttle says that they're on their way to Charleston." "Charleston?" "He says that Lynn and the Bandit are on their way with the car." "(sums)" "New York City." "I'd like the number of the Random Publishing Company." "(SIREN BLARING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "BIG BOB:" "The word on this mystery car, and I call it that because nobody has yet seen it, if it exists, is that it runs on hydrogen peroxide, a derivative of water." "You're kidding." "Of course, if that were true, it would eliminate our dependence on oil-rich nations." "ENRIGHT:" "I love this country." "Mobile One to Base." "Mobile One to Base." "Base, Mobile One." "I read you." "We are coming home." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "Well, well, well, folks." "I may have to eat my words here in a few minutes." "Looks like the long-anticipated rig is here." "If the car is in the back, we're about to see the vehicle of the future." "Do you think he's got it?" "No." "REPORTER 1:" "This is it, here we go." "REPORTER 2:" "Here it is." "REPORTER 3:" "All right." "REPORTER 4:" "Okay, come on, get... (REPORTERS EXCLAIMING)" "There's no car, sir." "BIG BOB:" "And it looks like the truck is empty." "I can't wait to hear how the Governor is going to double-talk his way out of this one." "Random Publishing?" "I'd like to talk to your Trashy Tell-All department." "(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)" "(LAUGHS) Don't throw that White House letterhead away just yet, Buck." "BIG BOB:" "This ls unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen!" "I gotta tell you, I take my hat off to Governor Harold Lyner Denton Junior." "You're looking at the future and it belongs to the good old U.S. of A." "Bandit." "You think they'd really believe I was undercover the whole time?" "Well, I think it's the only hope you got, so, best give it a shot." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "(LAUGHS)" "Bandit." "Hey." "What did I tell you?" "Trust me." "Come on, my dad wants you to talk to Big Bob Bentley." "You're gonna be famous." "No,no,no,no." "I got something more important to take care of." "What could be more important than being on the radio coast-to-coast?" "Pretty good." "Wave to your mom." "Say hi." "All right, big turn." "Big turn." "Whoa!" "You drive just like your old man." "(LAUGHS)" "(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)" "Subtitles by:" "Tommy0412"