"H.M. DESERTERS" "Screenplay" "Cast" "Production Design" "Music" "Photography" "Directed by" "Kanek!" "Kania!" "Come out here, quickly!" "I have to go, Mitzi." "I have to, please, let me go." "Let go!" "I'm coming!" "Oscar!" "You scared me!" "You've been going after that bird again, haven't you?" "I told you already that yellow birds aren't very tasty." "When will you be back?" " I'll be back..." "One day, I'll get you back for this..." "How come you can't stay away from her?" "What happened?" " An alarm." "There's a new Uber-Lieutenant, and he's causing trouble." "What's his problem?" "He has a problem with half our company being dead drunk." "...and the other half being at the whore house." "Ulmbach... what a pain in the ass!" "Slow down..." "Did she work you that much?" " I have to take a breather!" "You'd better come up with something to tell this new guy" "What's his name?" " Von Nogai." " German?" "No, Chinese." "What's the difference?" "After the war, all traitors will have to face more consequences for their actions than ever before!" "Do you think we're going to lose?" "The Germans will soon be in Paris, and we in Rome." "Have you heard about the new German tanks... which can catch up to a speeding train?" "We'll gas the English like rats!" "Yes, sir!" "Shut up!" "I'm not asking you." "Politically suspected." "You're not "suspected"" "but "guilty" of political crimes!" "I know your type!" "What are you suspected of?" "Forgive me if this sounds disrespectful, Uber-Lieutenant but I am accused of "spreading propaganda in the bath" "But I wasn't spreading propaganda." "I just asked a friend if he knew why officers drink black coffee" "And?" "He didn't know, so I told him" "So that they can have glossy shit!" "What?" "I would like to report that he is telling the truth." "And my idiot friend asks, "Why glossy?"" "So I told him, "So it can stand out"" "since our shit has to stand at attention before an officer's shit!" "'" "And you understand, Uber-Lieutenant the bathrooms walls are paper thin, so they took me." "This is exactly why we need correctional work." "This officer not only failed to understand his guilt but he also feels wrongly accused." "This has to be corrected." ".... ...." "Company leader reporting that the company is exercising." "Thank you." "At ease." " At ease!" "When I came here unannounced last week... it just so happens that many of you were absent." "Most of the absentees were unconscious... therefore I have postponed this until today." "I am Uber-Lieutenant Franz Von Nogai... and I will be replacing your former superior Captain Wagner." "From what I see, you have been spoiled... and as soldiers, you are completely worthless." "This "worth" that you need, as do all soldiers..." "I will drill into you with all my energy and persistence!" "And let me assure you, I have a lot!" "Contrary to what you may be thinking, I have no weaknesses!" "I am completely untouchable!" "I don't usually say much, so mark my words because I won't be repeating them!" "I don't care whether you like me or not actually, I predict you'll hate me." "Oh yes, one more thing." "I'm going to need an orderly." "After your exercise, any volunteer is to report to the company leader." "Take the least intelligent volunteer and send him to my quarters." "Yes, sir!" "That is all." "Continue the exercise." "Attention!" "Mistakes can always be made, and he just made one." "What?" "He revealed himself to us and we never told him anything about ourselves." "Do you know what's important now?" " What?" "It's almost time for some girly action." "My throat is so dry." "Let's stop somewhere." "Do you have any money?" " Not a penny." " Oh well..." "I have half a crown." "What's your name, anyway?" "Me?" "Haber." "Haber, and your first name?" " Moritz." "Moritz, what exactly did you want to buy with your half crown?" "A glass of milk?" "Kania... is milk kosher?" "I really don't have any more." "Ulmbach took it all." "That thief!" "Don't worry..." "see that guy over there?" "That's a civilian!" " So what?" "Documents, please!" " Mine?" "Private Benedek, cover the rear!" "Hands up!" "Private Haber, search the detained!" "Take out his wallet." "You've learned how to forge documents really well!" "But I..." "What are you doing in Szatoroliuhej?" "This must be some misunderstanding" "I live in Szaroszpotok." "I'm a pharmacist." "Everyone knows me there." "I came here to buy some supplies from the wholesaler." "Look at this Private Benedek." "How strange life can be." "Our dear pharmacist has the bad luck of looking just like that wanted spy we're searching for." "What an eerie resemblance, isn't it?" "A dead ringer." "Private Haber." "Pretty, isn't she?" "Let's go!" "Take off your hat!" "Move it!" "Gentlemen... this is a tragic misunderstanding." "Let's go see Mr. Hegeniusz." "He runs the pharmacy." "He'll confirm that I came to see him." "If someone saw me now..." "Commander, please listen to me, here's the truth." "I didn't go see the wholesaler." "Aha!" "So you were at the whorehouse and not at the wholesaler's!" "Yes, but he was there, too." "We went together." "If you don't take me to interrogation" "I'll tell you the truth." "I have three kids and a wife..." " How much, then?" "50 crowns." "That is, for each of you." "And double for you, of course." "All right." "The scum they brought here should be taken straight to execution." "Those with forged papers stay away from here." "Is it that severe here?" "Personally, I'm against executing people for these petty reasons." "But then again, this is war." "Our judges are terrible and our gendarmes are pigs." "Men with no scruples!" "They wouldn't hesitate to hang their own brother for extending a permit by two days!" "I hate taking people to interrogation because then I can't sleep at night." "Please, don't do this, I have..." " You wanted to say that you've..." "A wife and three kids." " And that you're a pharmacist." "Actually, no." "I have a lamp-shade factory." "Where are you from?" "From Vienna..." "Grinzing." "What a coincidence, Haber's also from Vienna." "Yes, but I'm from Fizing " " Fizing?" "Well, that doesn't matter." "We'll go for a walk, while you explain to our friend, what he has to do." "All right, here's how it'll be..." "I wonder how he'll do." "He'll have to milk the guy for all he's worth to be a part of us." "Don't worry." "He's got the gift." "Bravo." "Congratulations, Professor!" "Don't be late!" "Keep your head up, Professor!" "Will you go upstairs with me?" " Hi, Rose." "The old broad won't demand any payment." " In that case, of course." "Are you crazy?" "If we start dabbling in nature now our business affair will surely fail." "Let's wait until tonight." "You have money." "Oh..." "It's no fun if I get paid..." "Back to work!" "These men are here on duty." "Besides, Mr. Kania has..." "Excuse me, I wanted to touch you." "You know how gossip spreads." "It's impossible to keep a secret." "I understand." "Very nice!" "Buff them to a high sheen!" "Kania..." " What?" "I know what you and Benedek have been talking about." "Really?" "Are you sure?" " I've figured it out." "You want to get out of here..." "go home." "And what did you do as a civilian?" "Were you a snitch?" " No, I was a tailor." "Tailor?" "Your imagination is altogether too deadly for a tailor." "Kania, listen." "You don't have to be scared of me." "I want to get out of here, too." "You?" "This place is like paradise!" "Forget it." "Guys!" "Hide!" "Von Nogai is drunk!" "Since there were no volunteers he'll pick the orderly himself!" "And then I ordered the execution squad..." "Execution squad aim!" "Fire!" "So they all fired!" "And those traitors dropped like flies!" "They wanted a revolution!" "Company leader!" "Here I am, Uber-Lieutenant!" " Sound the trumpet!" "Yes, sir, as soon as I take you back!" "All right..." "Listen, Kania, take me with you." "My father-in-law works for the Red Cross in Geneva." "My wife said that she might move soon." "Try to understand, I can't lose her!" "The Red Cross in Geneva?" "Is he the janitor?" "No, he's a referendary." "Referendary?" "Then what are you doing here?" "What are you two doing here?" "We?" "Nothing." " Nothing." "Nothing?" "Stop talking and piss!" "Oh, it's that guy..." "A volunteer!" "What's your name?" "Baldini." "Giuseppe Baldini." "I nominate you "orderly"." "At ease!" "But he's a prisoner, Uber-Lieutenant." "An Italian... assigned to work in the stables." "In the stables?" "What about the stables?" "How dare you order my orderly around!" " I would like to report the regulations..." "Silence!" "How dare you question your superior's orders?" "Yes, sir!" "Did I order you to organize a patriotism lesson?" " Yes, sir!" "Did you?" " Yes, sir!" "Who was the instructor?" " Corporal Kania." "Kania?" "That Pole?" " Yes, sir!" "Let's see how he fares!" "Just let him mess up..." "And this..." "How about this..." "Nice tits!" "I know this guy!" "Look how skinny he is!" "Leave me alone." "They're coming!" "Soldiers, repeat after me." "Attention!" "Captain, Corporal Kania reporting!" "At ease!" "Continue the lesson, Corporal." "We'll see how you're doing." "Sit down." "Repeat after me." "Where did you get this idiotic material, Corporal?" "Captain, it comes from this brochure which I got from Uber-Lieutenant Von Nogai." "Where did you get this?" "It was sent from the education division." "I see many fine examples here but this poem, taken out of context..." "Besides, what's the point of learning it by heart?" "That is the order I was given, sir." "The Uber-Lieutenant was sharp enough to notice that during inspections, the first one who draws any attention, is the moron." "Therefore, it's better for him to know something by heart, than for him to speak on his own." "The truth is that idiots will draw attention first." "You understood nothing I said, Corporal!" "Something's not sitting well with me here." "Continue the lesson, Corporal." "At ease!" "Rose says the lady has great talent." "She does, after her father." "Mr. Kania said that she has perfect hearing." "Perfect..." "Admit it, you're doing this just so that you can get rid of me." "You know I can't go with you!" "No, Mitzi." "You don't love me anymore." " I love you, God, I love you!" "Mitzi, please..." "It's really too bad that he had to suffer through such a tragedy." "He would have been a perfect candidate for Mitzi." "My stomach hurts so bad could I go home?" "You'll be fine." "I'll give you some drops." "Mr. Kania suffered through a tragedy?" "He was wounded on the Italian front." "You haven't heard?" "He had his cock severed by shrapnel." "So what kind of man is he now?" "He's not husband material." "His cock?" "Really?" "Take this to the girl." "And if you trip on the stairs I'll rip out your hair, you idiot." "Don't forget to knock." "And say "Good evening."" "Good evening." "You've done this before?" "Tailoring is an artistic career." "Stop by my shop in Vienna after the war and I'll make you a suit like no other." "A suit..." "Nogai has screwed me again." "Once again, the son of a bitch has given me extra work to do." "Are you worried?" "We need money." "This will cost a bit." "So you believe you're "in"." "I believe, that you guys will be begging me to take you along." "Why's that?" "Because of this." "Departure papers?" "How exactly did you imagine that your plan would work?" "You're right." "But these are top secret documents." "How do you plan on forging these?" " Take me on patrol, and I'll tell you." "Slawik and Ben are going on patrol." "Something would have to be arranged with the company chief." "Kania!" "What the hell is going on?" "Get on patrol, now!" "I would like to report Slawik has diarrhea." "I told Haber to replace him but the pig doesn't want to!" "He doesn't want to?" "He doesn't want to help his friend?" "Haber..." "Get on patrol, now!" "Yes, sir!" "That one." "Stop." "Documents, please." "Documents?" "Don't you know what documents are?" "Maybe you're a foreigner?" "I'm a foreigner but I know what documents are." "Here you go." "Hands up!" "This is a pretty good forgery but we're not falling for it." "Let's go to interrogation." " Why interrogation?" " You'll find out." "You'll find out." "They'll find out who you are and where you got this forgery." "Spy?" "Or deserter?" "Let's go." "Unless..." "One minute, Corporal." "Let me show you something." "Zenhorst, Major in Counter-lntelligence." "Major, Corporal Kania reporting." "Corporal Kania?" " Yes, sir... that is, Kaniowski." "First name?" " Jan." "Pole?" " Yes, sir!" "Unit?" "Guard company 60th infantry regiment in Szatoroliuhey." "Very good..." "Major, permission to be dismissed." " Dismissed, Corporal..." "Oh God, what a mess!" " I've had a bad feeling since morning." "Stop your whining!" "Calm down, both of you!" "If they lock us up we'll be there until Easter!" "Don't worry, they'll give us amnesty by New Year's, at the latest." "Started serving in the company on March 29th, 1918." "Company..." "On March 29th, 1918." "Chief, can you go in there for a second and listen in on what's happening?" "Are you crazy?" ""Listen in"?" "It's your fault, so sit down and wait." "You keep writing!" "What should I write?" "There's only one word here. "Chudziej"." "It's probably his last name." " Is your name Chudziej?" "I don't know." "The idiot doesn't even know his name." "Maybe he doesn't understand." "Do you speak German?" " I don't know." "Moron." "But I don't think he understands." "Ask him in Czech." "What's your name?" "Name..." "Yours..." "Name..." "What's your name, friend?" "I don't know," "Idiot!" "Ask him in Yiddish, Haber." "It's not worth it." "It's obvious he's not one of ours." "He could be Scandinavian." "If he's Scandinavian, then so am I." "If you don't talk soon I'm going to crack your head open!" "Chief, I know." "He must be Carpathian." "Yes, Carpathian." "Carpathian?" "What kind of a nation is that?" "I've never heard of it." "They live on the Serbian border." "Oh, of course." "They're an endangered culture." "There's not many of them left." "Endangered?" "Then why is this brute still alive?" "Not to mention a pig..." "But this form still has to be filled out!" "Sergeant and Corporal, to the Captain!" "What do you think?" "What will they do to him?" "I don't know." "See?" "Sometimes your answers make sense." "At ease." "Corporal Kania Kaniowski, Jan, a Pole." "Everything correct." "Yes, sir." "Corporal Kania Kaniowski was on duty yesterday." "The day before yesterday, Captain." "These are question to which I already know the answer but even if I didn't I wouldn't really care." "I know all the possible questions and all their corresponding answers." "And if I ask them I do so because it is... my duty." "Do you understand?" "Speaking of my duty," "I would like to add that my attitude to this duty is my personal and private affair which exempts me from any further comments notes, or supplements." "Understand?" "Corporal Kania Kaniowski was the leader of the patrol." "Corporal Kania Kaniowski" "I would like to state that due to your" ""exemplary work patrolling the city with special recognition due for your" "you are being nominated for an award." "This was sent from our Counter-lntelligence office and was signed by a Major Zenhorst." "Sergeant, please fill out all the appropriate forms and present them to me for signing." "You're dismissed." "Captain..." "Here's to a miraculous escape and Major Zenhorst!" "The Sergeant has asked me to fill out two award applications, one for you, one for me." "He knows that the Captain will sign anything that is presented to him." "And I happen to discover, quite by accident that my key fits the lock in his drawer!" "Look!" "So you have a golden key to good luck, you rat!" "Have you heard?" "Nogai just got a parrot." "A parrot?" "What does he need a parrot for?" "Where from?" "His grandmother, or his aunt." "There was a return address on the cage." "Hilde Von Nogai, Vienna." "How do you know?" " His orderly, the Italian, told me." "You wretches..." "Awards..." "You want awards?" "I'll award you so much you'll remember me the rest of your life!" "Company leader!" "Have you arranged the company according to my orders?" " Yes, sir!" "We'll see." "Austrians, step forward!" "It seems our company has no Austrians." "I would like to report that we're all Austrians." "All of us?" "Then why did no one step forward?" "You wanted me to arrange them by nationality so we have Czechs, Slovaks, Slovenes, Bosnians, Herzegovians, and Poles." "In other words, a bunch of wretches not fit for regular life." "Where are the Germans?" "You interrupted me, so I didn't have time to say that the Germans are on the left." "So there are some." "Bravo." "Order them to sing the National Anthem." "Didn't you understand?" "The National Anthem." "Attention!" "The National Anthem!" "Sing!" "An eunuch?" "We have a eunuch in this brothel?" "Company, sing!" "I'd like to report, this is because they do not know German." "They know the Anthem, but can't sing it." "They know it, but can't sing it?" "I'll teach it to you so well you'll be singing it in your sleep!" "You'll be singing it with tears in your eyes you politically suspect pigs!" "I want the entire company, in full gear to report to the square for night exercises!" "Yes, sir!" "Get up!" "Line up!" "You bunch of cretins!" "Only an idiot with no imagination would consider your behavior to be that of a proper soldier!" "But I'm not naive!" "What are you laughing at, idiot?" "Your eagerness is just a ploy to sabotage my will to make real H.M. Soldiers out of you." "You think that if you follow my orders without saying a word you'll drive me crazy and fill me with shame?" "That'll never happen!" "I've predicted your plan way in advance!" "I know that your sabotage attempt is all part of a conspiracy." "But I'll find the source, and I hope that the war tribunal will soon have some work on their hands." "I would like to report, Uber-Lieutenant that we have the first three volunteers who would like to be prosecuted!" "Ninety!" "Sir?" "Why did you not tell me the company is not in the barracks?" "You didn't ask, sir." " Where were they?" " They had some night exercises." " On whose orders?" " Uber-Lieutenant Von Nogai." "Go to the Uber-Lieutenant and tell him I wish to see him." "Now, sir?" "Yes, but tell him to shower first." "I hate the stench of a stable!" "Yes, sir." "Repeat your orders." "I'm to circle the flowerbed three times then stop, give the parrot some water and six grains of pepper." "When finished, circle the flowerbed and finally return him home." " How many grains of pepper?" " Six." "Wrong, five!" "You said..." "Shut up!" "Five grains of pepper." "Yes, sir." "Hey, Italian, where are you going?" "The parrot needs to go for a walk." "On your legs?" "What am I supposed to do?" "So how's the job treating you?" "Better... the food, at least." "What happened to your eye?" "An accident." "I tripped face first into a door." "You've got two choices!" "Either you keep your mouth clean or you fill your stomach!" "I see you are the type of officer" "who never loses his enthusiasm for his line of work." "I would like to report, Captain that this company is extremely spoiled." "I know that." "I believe that this is against regulations." "Your belief is correct." "I just want you to know, that I don't think that it's possible to bring them up to a level consistent with regulations." "Why not?" "The men that comprise this company are some of the sneakiest people in this part of the world." "And no propaganda will ever change them." "But..." "I know that you have all the right skills to be a lion tamer, but when I look into your eyes, I only see a sadist." "Whatever you believe you should do, within regulations, I will permit." "But I will not tolerate any brutalization nor any victimization, and you will have to answer to me if you do." " Captain..." " You have a great talent for driving people to suicide, or other extreme measures and I do not want any of that." "I would like you to know, that I want to have peace until the end of the war and then return to normal life." "I want you to reflect on what I've told you." "Either we will live together in peace or we will part our separate ways with no regret on my side." "Your predecessors, who tried to harm me didn't end very well, and now they're rotting on every front of this war." "I have an uncle who's a General who works with the leadership and would never hesitate to grant me any of my wishes, if I so ask." "Do you understand me?" "I follow the regulations, sir and my duty is to the homeland." "Your barbaric attitude is against regulations." "You've debased the company." "Educated people do not have a word that would properly describe your behavior." "Captain..." "I would suggest you don't raise your voice at me, Uber-Lieutenant." "The Officer's Honor Court will judge your words to be enough for me to demand satisfaction." "You do not even qualify for a Cannibal's Court... bushman!" "In my opinion, you're a piece of scum only called a man by default" "Uber-Lieutenant Von Nogai." "Please get out of my sight, you wretch!" "Get out!" "All right, General we'll see who has a better uncle." "Italian!" "I won't be here for dinner." "I'm leaving." " Yes, sir." "Come closer." "Closer." "You dishonor your superiors, macaroni!" "You haven't even learned what your army is famous for." "The art of avoidance." "Understand me?" "You wet your pants, didn't you?" "Admit it, coward!" "Only disgust is keeping me from checking for myself." "Bring me my uniform." "I can't give you pepper, parrot..." "it's bad for your health." "You better not be sleeping when I come back, you Italian monkey!" "Go tell the company leader that I'm ordering him to teach... the National Anthem to the company." "Understand?" "Sing the melody once again." "We're starting again from the beginning." "I'm going to lose it with you guys!" "Why are you screeching as if you were being skinned alive?" "Why are you in such a hurry?" "Sir, I think you need a conductor's wand that way we can look at it and then... follow... the rhythm..." "You heard the Uber-Lieutenant's orders!" "I am to teach you the National Anthem!" "So I'm teaching you!" "You have to know it perfectly no matter what kind of obstacles you can come up with!" "And you will know it!" "Even if you go deaf and dumb!" "Mutes do not sing." "Are you trying to make me furious?" "Let's start at the beginning." "Shut up, pig!" "Shut up!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Out!" "We are all committing a desecration." "The National Anthem should be sung at attention, and not like this." "The Anthem is always sung at attention." "Even the emperor sings at attention." "It's a national song, not some drinking song." "They show this song some respect even in a whorehouse!" "You're right." "This is a real desecration!" "On top of that, it happened on our superior's orders." "There is no greater desecration than you you politically-suspected traitors!" "You should all be hanged!" "And don't think that this is worrying me!" "Slav intelligentsia!" "If I want to, I'll have you sing with your faces shoved in mud!" "That way, none of you will be capable of talking about desecration." " I'll have you stand on your head and sing!" " Ulmbach!" "Shut up!" "You international wretches!" "You band of Slav monkeys!" "It's good that we're rational people otherwise you would already have a few bayonets in your ribs you German shit!" "What did you say?" "He said what we all already know that you're a German piece of shit!" "You mangy Pole!" "You'll rot in prison!" "Let me have him!" "As of now, we're splitting ways forever." "Gag him." "I've cut myself because of you, pig." "Hold this for a minute." "Call for some help..." "Shut up, you idiots!" "What happened to him?" "Silence!" "Don't speak all at once." "Go fetch a paramedic!" "Haber, what happened?" "We were learning to sing the Anthem when all of a sudden, Corporal Ulmbach took out his knife, and asked Benedek a very peculiar question." ""Why do you have that stupid Hungarian mustache, Benedek?"" "Come here and I'll shave you." "We thought he was joking but he shouted he would shave us all!" "And he cut Benedek!" "And then he started yelling" ""I'll castrate the emperor, too!"" "So Corporal Kania said" ""Don't confuse us with all of your nonsense."" "So Corporal Ulmbach started attacking Mr. Kania with the knife." "Benedek got in his way and Corporal Ulmbach cut his face." "Corporal Ulmbach has lost his mind!" "You scum!" "I'm the one who's crazy?" "And put him in a separate cell." "We'll send him away tomorrow... for observation." "Yes, sir!" "This is an Italian." "I'm learning how to box on his face!" "I've trained him well but he doesn't know how to bark." "But I'll teach him." "Come on, let's go to sleep sleep, sleep, sleep..." "You're really good looking." "Would you like to undress and go into the room?" "Why does he beat you like that?" "May I help you?" "All right, help me." "Water!" "You Italian monkey!" "Come closer." "Closer." "Unbutton my blouse." " Miss..." " You were supposed to help me." "Keep unbuttoning." "Thank you." "Excellent." "You like it?" "I give it to him every Thursday, but he got drunk once again, wouldn't even touch it." "Listen, what did you do as a civilian?" "Were you a cook?" " No, I studied to be a pharmacist." " And they taught you how to cook?" "No, but they taught me how to read and there's a cook book here." "Hear that?" "It wants pepper." "Use your right hand, not your left." "All right." "Hold on." "Now use your left hand." "Kaiser cretin!" "Kaiser cretin!" "That's amazing!" " How did you figure that out?" " I taught it to do that." "But Nogai feeds it also..." "Yes, but with his right hand." "He always has a can in his left." " Is that also from the cane?" " No, it's from his belt buckle." "Hey, get out of the way!" "Don't you recognize me?" "I said get out of the way!" "You're drunk, you can move!" "I'm carrying an officer!" " Why are we not moving?" " Some drunkard is blocking the way." "I'll show you..." "Help!" "Help!" "Move it!" "Get out of here!" "Excuse us." "Pass me the rope." "Raise him up." "Put his legs in..." "Lower him..." "Listen, someone might have a heart attack if they see a head in here." "They shouldn't be snooping around." "They should be sleeping at night and not shitting!" "Lower him more." "That way you'll be able to sit down." "True..." "Don't be surprised if today he says that he was ambushed by the crew of a British submarine which bypassed all our blockades entered the Danube river then somehow reached us using the sewer system's pipe and finally surfaced in the shitter" "right under the Uber-Lieutenant!" "POISON GAS" "Uber-Lieutenant..." "Oh, excuse me." "Uber-Lieutenant during your third interrogation you told us that you were wearing blue boots with white stripes." "At the same time, your orderly the prisoner..." "Baldini testified that those boots are in your closet." "That's possible." "Therefore you have to retract your previous statement and tell us once and for all what boots you were wearing." "I must have had some boots on!" "How can I remember?" "Exactly..." "This casts some doubt on your previous statements." "At first, your statement said that black men ambushed you and wanted to eat you." "Under further questioning you admitted that was impossible and then you changed your mind and said it must have been..." "Gypsies." "Can you explain that?" "It was dark at night so I could have made a mistake." "Do you read travel stories?" "More specifically adventure stories..." "In my childhood I read Karl May but barely remember it." "That doesn't matter." "Your subconscious remembers it and then manifests them... in real life." "What is this?" "A chicken." "Are you sure it's a chicken?" "Without a doubt." "Maybe you're wrong." "Maybe it's not a chicken, but a dog?" "That's not a dog." "It's a chicken." "Take a closer look." "You believe that this is a chicken?" "I believe that that is a donkey!" "No, excuse me, I meant a chicken." "A donkey?" "That was a slip of the tongue, it's a chicken." "Why did a donkey come to mind?" "Well?" "Maybe this animal reminds you of a donkey?" "Maybe this chicken reminds you of a donkey?" "This chicken does not remind me of a donkey!" "Do you want some more?" "I do." "What are you thinking about?" "Nothing." "I'm a mindless moron who thinks of nothing." "Stop it." "I can see you're sad." "Don't speak to me in Latin!" "Do you know what I'm thinking?" "I do." "Always the same." "Idiot." "I think we should get married in Koszyce." "The women here would gossip just out of jealousy." "Did it ever cross your empty mind, I might return to my country after the war?" "So you'll go, and then come back." "It's not beyond our borders." "Who knows?" "Maybe it will be." "And even if it isn't, then what?" "I'm to come back here and work for your mother?" "You don't love me anymore." "I'm nothing to you." " Then what were we doing here?" " You only love me before that." "I love you before, during and after." "Especially during." "You rat... you'll see." "I'll do something to myself." "Just don't sit down naked on some poison ivy, then we'd both suffer." " You rat!" " Mitzi, stop it!" "I hate you!" "Let me go!" "Mitzi!" "Private Haber..." "Oh crucifix!" "Supposedly, there's some General on the way here!" "A real ass!" "One of my friends just called!" "I'll go tell the boys." " Listen... is the chief here?" " He's drinking wine in the canteen." "Don't look for him under any circumstance." "Just hide and wait for it all to be over with." "You should give that to the shoemaker he'll fix it much faster." " I don't have anyone to send there." " I'll do it." "No, really." " Make sure they tar the twine!" " Yes, sir!" "Guys, there's an inspection coming!" "Just don't tell Bernstein!" "Move it!" "Get up!" "Spaghetti!" "There's some fun on the way." "An inspection!" " When I give you the signal take the parrot for a walk." " Why?" "Why?" "You'll see!" "They're coming!" "Why are you not lined up?" "General, I would like to report..." "Who made you a leader, idiot?" " What's your name?" " Benedek Lajos." "Hungarian..." "Probably a horse thief." "At the most, a begging musician." "Why are the sentries not shaved?" "They look like chimpanzees!" "A soldier should go on duty like he goes to a wedding!" "Write down the name of this idiot and place him under arrest." "Order all the guards to be replaced." "Let's go." "Oh, you ass!" "Oh, so you're on duty." "How nice to meet you." "Very nice..." "Maybe you'd like to report, moron!" "All he can do is babble!" "What's your name?" "Benedek?" "Is this the brother of that idiot sentry leader?" " Bernstein!" " Nationality?" "German." "Don't repeat that in public because it does not bring honor to other Germans." "Why do you not know how to report?" "Why are you slouched?" "Stand up straight!" "I guess people go on duty with only one boot around here!" "What kind of company is this?" "Take me to the commander." "General, I would like to report that Captain Wagner is not present." "I gave him 3 days vacation and his replacement..." "Vacation?" "I guess he's going to the health springs." "Yes, sir, General!" "Write down everything this man says." "Unbelievable!" "Where exactly am I?" "Finally... an officer!" " Welcome, Uber-Lieutenant." " General..." "What kind of company are you running?" "I would like to report that I've just..." "That's too bad for you." "What time is it?" "Eleven, General." "Well, it's eleven." "Please note, that the first officer only got here at eleven." "I'm not even asking from where." "Your paleness, and the bags under your eyes attest to where you've been." "Thank you, Corporal." " Did you write down his name?" " Yes, sir!" "Good." "Dismissed." "Call the company together, Uber-Lieutenant." "I believe you're sober enough to be able to do that, Mr..." " What's his name again?" " Von Nogai, General." "Uber-Lieutenant Von Nogai." "Carry out your orders!" "So the Uber-Lieutenant arrives at eleven straight from a whorehouse." "Von Nogai..." "Probably another mongrel." " Whose beast is this?" " I do not know, General." "What's this?" "Who are you?" "Italian?" "What's this about pepper?" "That is her favorite, General." "The Uber-Lieutenant always gives her some when teaching her to talk." " Shut this bird up before I lose it!" " Yes, sir." "Sometimes, I even walk to town." "Now I understand." "You're preparing this bird for sabotage." "It will be a living defeatist pamphlet!" "The parrot is Uber-Lieutenant Von Nogai's property, and I'm his orderly." "Where did you learn to speak German so well?" "I studied in Vienna before the war." "You studied in Vienna." "So you're an intelligent man." "What is your profession?" "I have an estate near Perugia." "A nobleman." "And he took you as his orderly?" "I don't understand anything." "I would like to report I have called the company together." " Is this your orderly?" " Yes, sir." " Is this your cage?" " Yes, sir." "What's inside the cage?" "My parrot, General." "Your parrot." "Please take note." "Do you have any pepper?" " I do, General." " Feed it to the parrot." " Yes, sir." "I never taught it that!" "And what did you teach her?" "Patriotic sentences, General and I don't understand where..." "So all of a sudden, the parrot has changed her political orientation?" "Parrot... parrot..." "Repeat it..." "Dear Kaiser" "Kaiser idiot..." "General idiot." "Kaiser idiot..." "General idiot." "I've just come back from the hospital." "They hung me in the latrine." "I do not read Karl May." "You've covered yourself in decorations like a Christmas tree." "Have you forgotten my forbidding wearing military orders until I revoke the ban." "Two... three... four..." "Doctor, company leader reporting." "I'll give you doctor!" "To the brig!" "This is a chicken, General!" "Relinquish your Sabre, Von Nogai." "You are under arrest." "Corporal!" "Put these men under arrest!" "Yes, sir!" "You are under arrest under the Generals orders." "If you try to escape, we will shoot!" "Sideways, shoot for the head." "They deserve it." " And the parrot, General?" " Take it to the brig, also!" "It will be evidence for the war tribunal!" "Hello, H.M. Shitheads!" "Welcome home." " You too?" " Me too." "But you really impressed the General." "Went right up his ass without any Vaseline." "He is still impressed, even wanted to take me to Headquarters." "But the Lieutenant discouraged him by telling him I'm a Pole." "How long did you get?" "Three days." "Three days?" "What's that?" "I'm not sure if I'll ever leave here!" "Don't worry, Spaghetti you'll see Naples again." "They locked you up, too?" "What for?" "I don't know." "Poor idiot." "But maybe that's better..." "Maybe..." "So who's got the cards?" "Because I have this!" "Kania!" "Take the keys!" " Haber?" " Who else?" " Ben, wake up!" " I'm not asleep." " Come on." " Baldini..." " What?" " We're out of here." " I'm coming with you, too." " You?" " Yes, me." " The company idiot." " Idiot?" "I know everything." " He's bluffing." " I'm not bluffing." "Know why the General came for an inspection?" "He got an anonymous message from some woman." "A woman?" "I know which one." "And she said she was in love." "That's why she did it." "See?" "I'm not Lying." "I'm a printer from Prague." "And I've never been with the Carpathians." " All right, let's go." " Thanks." " Why are we taking him?" " It's too late, now." "Quiet!" "Quiet!" "Hey, there!" "You want a smoke?" "Come on!" "Haber!" "What's he doing here?" "He's crazy!" "I'm not crazy." "What have I done?" "What for?" "My good man." "I'm telling the truth." "Before the cock crows, you'll be free." "Look!" "A sunrise of freedom." "Our documents are burning in there." "Wake up the boys!" "Whoever wants to, can leave!" "They won't know who to look for!" "Good, let's go." "See you, Jozek." "God be with you." "I'll visit you after the war on Lyczakow street." "And I'll see you on Pankratz street." "Write this down." "One Sergeant and four people." "You should have made yourself a Lieutenant." "Are you crazy?" "A Lieutenant is too high, and a Corporal is too small for four people." "But a Sergeant?" "Everyone is scared of them because they're really mean." "Oh no." "I once had a Sergeant who was like a mother." "Affectionate, forgiving, and intelligent." "Where was that, Chudej?" "Is it that important?" "The less you know the quicker you'll be interrogated." "Sergeant, you're not supposed to have a rifle!" "Really?" "Then I won't!" "We don't have anything vacant." "What?" "Something must be vacant." "Please check again." "How many times do I have to repeat that we have no vacant rooms!" "It's shocking how war heroes are treated here!" "Spit on him, and take a room." "I even know of one." "And not expensive." "You can even bring women there." "Ones as beautiful as here?" "Could you take me there?" "Unfortunately not now." "I have to return here." "You're to return here..." "Just bring a friend with you, or maybe even four." "I just went deaf." "Oh no..." "It is possible." "Come on..." "Leave that." "It's mine!" "Let me borrow it." "My fiance is coming." "I'll give it back." "Forget it!" "Look for one elsewhere!" "What time is it?" "I was supposed to be at the post office by eight." "What's happening?" "Open up!" "Let me in!" "My lady... this was not part of the deal!" "We didn't know we would have to stay here for a week." "And that we can't even go outside!" "Yes, but you can't charge 10 times more..." "...for each night." "Why not?" "We worked even during the day!" "It's no use talking." "You had clients for five days and you didn't even have to find them." "Each of you can get 80 Crowns." "150!" "120... 100, and that's it!" "Or I'll wake up my friends and you'll be stuck here again." "Thank you." "Where are they?" "I got rid of them." "We have to keep going." "That was not agreed upon." "It was." "We can't waste all our money here." "Of course not." "There are so many beautiful cities!" "Prague, for instance." "We can't go to Vienna through Prague." "It'll have to be Budapest." " One more time, Malgosia..." " Get off me!" " There's one train to Budapest." " It's so full, no amount of money will help." "We have to think of something." "Excuse me, what were they arrested for?" "You're asking me?" "I don't know." "Are they taking you, too?" "Me?" "Absolutely not!" "Do you know who they are?" "Deserters!" "Do you know why we stopped them?" "They're thieves... and pyros!" "And you're trying to give them cookies!" "Don't bother the escort!" "I guess these heroes are allowed to do what they want." "There you go, Sergeant." "And he said, "Moritz always choose the old bitch she's got better tempo, she'll be a real humanitarian, and she won't be greedy!" "Gendarmes!" "Open up!" "Sit down!" "I just found out that there is a car especially for prisoners." "This one's a spy!" "I'm not a spy!" "I'm a photographer." "They see a guy with a camera and he's automatically a spy." "Take me to town everyone knows me there." "He's been shooting his mouth off since his arrest." "You'll hang anyway!" "What for?" "What were you doing in the moor behind the barracks?" "I was taking pictures." "What?" "A model." "Where is she?" "She ran away." "She ran away because she saw you." "What do you think of that?" "If you'll allow, I would like to draw your attention to something which may give you trouble." "The escort should sit by the door and not by the window." "It's easier to stop an escape that way." "The rules state that very clearly." "What do you believe they're thinking of right now?" "I don't know." "About escape." "Escape!" "I suggest you restrain them before the inspectors arrive." "There's a problem with that." "We were not equipped with handcuffs." "Everything was done in such a hurry." "Amazing, this would never have happened in the Gendarmerie." "Thankfully, I always have an extra pair." "Your hands, please." " And your key." " Thank you." "You have no idea how grateful I am." "Let me treat you to a cup of and let's not mention this to anyone since we're both on duty... so let me treat you... to a cup of excellent Tokay." "This bottle was given to me by the father of a soldier whom I saved from a raging inferno." "In that case, I can make an exception." " Of course." " This means you'll be decorated." "Decorated?" "I've already been decorated." "But that's..." "A desecration?" "It's nice to meet a man from the front." "I have to go to the bathroom." "You couldn't have gone before?" "When your hands were free?" "That's no problem." "Do you know what to do?" "I have no idea." "I'll show you." "First, I handcuff the prisoner to myself and then I take him there." "Move it!" " If you'll come with me..." " Of course." "Keep a close eye on them!" "After checking the bathroom" "I allow the prisoner to go in" "and I leave him there alone while I stay on the other side still attached to him." "This way, I'm making sure that he won't jump out the window." "If you'll go inside, you'll see that the prisoner has plenty of room even though he's tied up." "You're right, he has plenty of room." "Didn't I tell you?" "Wait, I've got..." "What station is this?" "Let me remind you that using the bathroom while the train is stopped is stopped is strictly forbidden!" "One hand and here's your key." " Kania." " What?" " This deserter business is over." " Unless we change roles." " And we'll be the escorts now." " I'll have to write new papers." " Then write them." "All right." " We have three left." " Write!" "I'll write them for Vienna." "We're going there to clean gas mask filters." " Hi there, deserters!" " Shut up!" "Where did you guys disappear to?" "We can't split up like that." "Now it's my turn." "You know Budapest?" "Like the back of my hand." "So it wasn't women you were photographing behind the barracks." "But I didn't photograph the barracks, either." "Don't worry, I'm not a spy." "I do something different." "You probably know what I mean, right?" "Religion of business." "So let's go." "No more wasting time." "Life is beautiful!" "Let's go to the movie, we can sleep there." "If we don't slow down we won't have any money by tomorrow." "You won't have to worry about money if you help me out." "What do you propose?" "You and Haber come with me while the rest can go to the movies." "We'll meet at the Diana hotel tonight." "You know where it is?" "Of course." "Well?" "Wait here." "Don't let anyone see you." "Well, Mr. Pultz?" "What's new?" "That depends, Mr. Berkowitz." " What now?" " Blankets." "Oh, God." "Look how many there is." "Look at the blonde." "Which one?" "There are two." "That one." " Look how hairy she is!" " Those are the best for sweeping." "Oh, God." "Where's the camera?" "I'll take a few pictures." "You know what kind of money we could make from this?" "All right, and 20%/% in advance." "10." "15." "10." "All right." "Goldman." "Where are they going?" "Maybe it's over." "Are you crazy?" "You should be ashamed..." " Where's Haber?" " In there." "Why are you yelling?" "You ruined my hat!" "You should have taken me with you and not left me in here!" "I'm not an umbrella!" "You have the money?" "Mr. Berkowitz Pultz has just been arrested." "Come on..." "There's some seats over there." "Excuse me." "Ouch!" "My leg!" "Sit down!" "Excuse me..." "Look what they're doing!" "You should be ashamed to show this again!" "Enough of this war!" "No, don't let them provoke you." "Pigs..." "Old bag..." " Can you see anything?" " Just you." "Not only was she late, but now she's blocking my view!" " Here, I'll take it off." " It's not worth it." "Dear lady, would you be so kind as to take off your hat?" ""...be so kind"?" "I can't see anything." "What is there?" "Don't you know?" "Boys and girls." "Really?" "Are you sure it's not an orphanage?" "They'll even give you ampoules." "What's that?" "Ampoules!" "They give you a shot... and the world becomes beautiful." "A shot?" "I feel great..." "Morphine, cocaine, ether." "Ether?" "Absolutely not!" "When I had my intestine operation they put me to sleep with ether." "And then I puked." "I puked all night." "I puked all day and..." "Here I am." "I called the hotel." "They're not back yet." "What are we doing?" "We're drinking!" "News!" "Look at what they're saying..." "Yesterday, at the El Dorado theatre an unknown Private attacked ...an honorable lady." "It was only with the help of Major Von Esche that the lady was not seriously hurt." "During the panic, many other people suffered some minor lesions." "One officer sprained his arm." "Since there is a description..." "Since there is a description of the suspect, he will not be able to escape punishment." "This is the latest news!" "The gendarmerie is already on his trail." "How will we get out of here now?" "We have to shave his mustache it's the first thing they'll notice." "First we have to bandage his wound." "Here." "You drunkard." "So what now?" "I don't know." "We'll have to ask." "Let's ask her." "Excuse us." "We need a train..." "What's she saying?" "Left, right?" " Get down!" " What's happening?" " Nothing." "Don't let him get delirious!" "I see that, but I don't understand since it's in Hungarian." "Leave that bandage on!" "This week is the end of field training for the gendarmerie!" "So what?" "It means that the train to Vienna will be checked at least twice!" " So we can't go to Vienna." " Let me out!" " Shut up!" " We have to take a detour somewhere." " What detour?" "Excuse me, do you have three seats?" "We have exactly three empty ones." "Is there room for two veterans?" "Of course, come in." "Where are you coming from?" "Szatoroliuhey?" "No, we're from the front." "There's no use talking to him." "His mind is all messed up." "Mustard gas." " Too bad, I thought you might have some good information." " About what?" "What do you mean?" "They had a rebellion." "They burnt down the Chancellery and escaped." "The entire garrison." "Even today, it's all still in disorder." "Really?" "Most were caught except for the main culprits." "There were five of them." "Everyday, they attack somewhere." "Supposedly, in Budapest they killed a Major." "People say they're going to Vienna." "The Schoenbruen garrison is being reinforced." "Not even bread." "I would have to stand until morning." " We should have gone to Vienna." " So that the gendarmes could catch us." " We only have one paper left anyway." " And we have to save it." "Baldini, go buy two bottles of Malaga." "What?" "That magician..." "the rubberman..." "All of it." "Easy come, easy go." "Too bad Pultz had to work for it." "He almost drowned doing it." "I left all of mine at the hotel under the mattress." " What?" "There was a ruckus you were bandaging Ben..." "What have I done?" "Here, guys." "Here, this is yours." "Kania, separate the money." "What exactly did you sell?" "Are you deaf?" "No one wanted to buy any of it." "So what should do?" "They only wanted one thing." " That paper." " You dumbass!" "Do you know what he did?" "He sold our last travel document." "What was I to do?" "You want to die of hunger?" "Chudej..." "Chudej, here's the deal." "The Sergeant has a document written for him and two men." "The "2" can be made into a "4" but first, we have to get the paper." " And you have to do it." " Why me?" "Why?" "Because he's Czech." "You'll talk to him Czech to Czech, and the paper's ours!" "...Whom I've never seen." "I stuck a bayonet in his stomach like into a sac move your hand..." "Everything is mixed up what was once a crime is honorable during war." "It's like a big circus." "Here..." "This is crap." "Well?" " I can't..." " Let me help." "Don't bother." "That document is expired not to mention a fake." "See?" "I told you it was crap." "I carry this paper as bait for people just like you." "People who have sticky fingers." "I have something much better for my personal use... unfortunately, it's useless since there are five of you." "I was watching you all." "Want to see something?" "This is a government paper informing..." "Major Hans Von Kreuzburg that he is being decorated with an award for being a POW... and that I am to give it to him." "Look here." "Beautiful thing, isn't it?" "First, I report to the headquarters then I whip out this order which hypnotizes everyone." "And then I ask where the nearest military hospital is because I have to find the Major." "Of course, he's not in the hospital... so I ask for confirmation that I looked for him there... and they give it to me." "I've been travelling like that for two years now." "I eat pretty well at the hospital." "What happens when you find him?" "Von Kreuzburg?" "He exists only on paper." "And the order?" "It cost me 200, but it was worth it." "With this order, I think I'll last until the end of the war." "Now I'm going to Vienna." "Guys, I have a document!" "I have permission..." "Shut up!" "Listen, you have to demote yourself down to Corporal, because" "I got I got this from a Corporal beat him senseless..." "Careful with the paper." " Why is he not bandaged?" " I don't know." "He was gone for an hour and came back without it." "Krczicz, Vasyl." "Corporal." "And four cavalrymen." "Going to a hospital in Morawska Ostrava." "Good." "Valid one more day." "Even that's okay." "Especially since Ostrava is in the opposite direction of Vienna." "So?" "We'll say we took the wrong train." "It happens." "Let's go." "Help me, here!" "You drunkard!" "Here." " Stop it!" " What?" "He didn't say anything." "Look at this." "One..." "He said he was looking for documents but was actually looking for girls." "Don't worry you'll bounce back in Vienna." "Look at him..." "Tits so nice, I didn't know the front from the back..." " That sounds like a friend from our theatre." " What theatre?" "The one I worked at..." "where I was... ...where I worked." "A theatre?" "I thought you were a tailor." "I am a tailor..." "in a theatre." "I saw many artists over there." "The friend I remember was from my line of work." "We would talk, tailor to client." "I knew his work by heart..." "...how did it go?" "Documents please!" "Where exactly are you going?" "Do you know that this train is going to Vienna?" "What?" "They told us it went to Morawska Ostrava." "Don't give me that crap." "You got drunk and got on the first train you saw!" "It's obvious." "Morawska Ostrava." "You're going in the opposite direction." "You're right, Corporal, yesterday we met a friend, and got a bit drunk." "Please don't report it, or..." "You're lucky you came across me." "If it wasn't for that silver medal I would report it." "You've lost at least two days!" "You have to get off at the third station and get on the proper train." " Which one?" " The third one." "Corporal, alcohol is humanity's curse." "Whoever has a weak will should not be drinking." "Remember, the third station." "Platoon leader!" " Take me to the station commander!" " Yes, sir!" " What?" " Yes, sir!" "You moved the important cargo to the side?" "Take me to the commander!" "If you hadn't detached that car from the rest of the train we would not have this problem" "Sixteen..." "Corporal, you're to come with me!" "Are you crazy?" " Do you see how much is at stake?" " You're to come to headquarters!" "I can't say we did everything to keep him alive!" "We'll all have to face the war tribunal!" "Why don't you calm down!" "He's not dead yet!" "Not dead!" "Captain!" "I would like to report I found the Corporal from the veterinary unit!" "It seems like luck is on our side!" "This is Benedek's fault!" "That document of his..." "What did he say?" "He said that we have to find out what's wrong with this horse!" "That's why I called you here!" "Is he a mute or something?" "No, but his mother died yesterday and he's in a state of shock." "I am also in a state of shock." "It's a gift from the Commander-in-Chief to the Chief of the Navy and it has to live!" "Is there any hope?" "If you're talking about the Corporal then I don't know!" "As far as the horse is concerned" "I suggest you get Private Benedek since he's from the country." " Where is he?" " At the buffet." " Where?" " The buffet!" "Get him!" "Run!" "Do you know what he ate?" "No, we've only been here since morning." "Who was taking care of him before?" "They're sitting in the brig awaiting the prosecutor." "As ordered, sir!" " Who's in charge of the cards?" " Chudej." "How much is at stake?" " Double." "What did he say?" "This horse needs an enema!" "Where are we to get the equipment for an enema?" " We have our own." " Where?" "Lieutenant, the echelon and artillery have arrived and they have horses!" "And a doctor who's agreed to take a look at the horse!" "There he is!" "Come on." "An enema?" "Do you think the buffet has a back exit?" "What?" "Chudej!" "Don't worry." "Guys, let's help them!" "Who's next?" "See?" "Life is like a giant iron bridge." " How's that?" " I don't know." "Don't be obvious, but take a look at that broken tree." "See?" "There's someone there." " Who could it be?" " Gendarmes." "I wonder how many there are." "I think two." " Do you think they see me?" " I don't think so." "You're hidden behind the tree." "So they think there's only four of us." "Three of you, go to the road." "Chudej, you stay here." "They'll have to separate into two and be easier to finish off." "All right." "Haber and Baldini, come with me." "See you, Chudej." "Keep and eye on the fire." "See anything?" "Nothing." "Don't move, they have binoculars." "What now?" "Still watching us" "What about the other one?" "I'll catch them from the back." "You stay here, so that they keep an eye on you." "Ben, get down!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop, you wretch!" "I'll show you!" "Look, he ate everything!" "Who are you?" "A deserter, just like you." "Czech?" "Slovak." " Where are you going?" " To the meadow." "To Preszow." "Oh God!" "The potatoes will burn!" "Come on, Slovak!" "Quickly!" "Were you on the Italian front?" "I was." "Piava, Italiamento." "They took me into captivity at Piava." "Maybe it was you." "Who knows?" "In any case we definitely fired at each other." "I shot at you, too." "Except you didn't hit me." "Good thing your aim sucks." "Sucks..." "If I'd wanted to you wouldn't be sitting here with us anymore." "You have something to brag about." "Look how stupid all of this is." "Where are you guys going?" "We were on our way to Vienna but we had to take a different route so we think we're going to Brno." "Are you kidding?" "You're going to Koszyce." "Look at where you are." "Hands up!" "Jan!" "Jan!" "Great Imperial War Tribunal." "Fulfilling my obligation to the homeland" "I would like to describe the offences committed by these traitors." "I have found they are without any human or even military values!" "I have called many credible witnesses to testify before the Tribunal" "about their villainy and ingratitude." "Ingratitude to their own beloved army!" "In honor... of the lmperial army I ask for the Tribunal" "to pass down the only justified punishment." "The death sentence!" "Quiet!" "General, important information." "The trial is being postponed." "The next trial date will be set one hour from now." "What happened, General?" "We're being called to an unusual..." "Gentlemen, everything's good." "You should see how the guys are all escaping!" "Over 300 yesterday!" "They say that the Emperor abdicated." "Someone from Vienna said that the Emperor went mad!" "Look at what's happening out there!" "We have to get out of here!" "Let's go!" "The doors downstairs are blocked." "Out here, then." "I'm going first." "Kania, be careful." "Forget this..." "You always take the easy way out!" "Give me one!" "I order you to drop your weapons!" "If you fail to do so, we will shoot!" "Haber!" "What's wrong?" "Ricochet..." "A ricochet from that Kraut's gun!" "Moritz, don't die... or I'll kill you!" "He's alive!" "I just wanted to see if I can play a serious role." "Wait for me!" "Wait for me!"