"¶ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom, rememberwhenIsaid" "I'd never get rid of my favouriteteddybear?" "Well, adios, bear-migo..." "HUGGLY BEAR:" "I love you forever..." "I love you forever..." "I love you too, Huggly Bear..." "Best friends forever." "I swear!" "Huh!" "Huh?" "Who's there?" "[laughter]" "Out for a romantic canoe ride, Buttsquat?" "Yeah, no way it could get any funnier than this." "Yeah, it's adorably hilarious!" "Yeah right!" "Y-you mean this cootie-factory?" "[scoffs]" "It totally belongs to some other cry-baby Sunny Smiler!" "And I suppose you're out here teaching it to fish?" "I was uh..." "I was just about to dump it!" "BEAR:" "I love you forever." "Aw..." "I don't know Buttsquat, it seems like you can't BEAR to part with it." "[stammers] See?" "No sweat." "[Bear's voice gurgles] I love you forever..." "You actually threw away your bear?" "Wow." "I didn't think you'd do that." "¶ [gentle music] ¶ [belch]" "¶ [loud rock music] ¶" "BEAR:" "I love you forever... [whistling happily]" "[Bear's voice slowed-down]" "No way." "Buttsquat's bear?" "Ew!" "It looks like it's been barfed up, electrocuted and dipped in toxic waste." "BEAR:" "Huggly Bear loves you... [stammers] ...to the end." "I..." "love..." "Huggly Bear." "[dopey laugh]" "BEAR:" "...to the end." "BEAR:" "Iloveyou!" "I love you too, my little huggly bear!" "[giggles] Well, thank you McGee!" "BEAR:" "Bestfriendforever?" "That's right, buddy " "Forever." "BEAR:" "To the end..." "And I promise no one will get between us!" "Why are you in love with your bag?" "What?" "None of your beeswax!" "Can't a guy get a little privacy once in a while!" "Sheesh!" "What's with McGrouchy?" "I don't know - [gasp] but he didn't finish his sandwich!" "[giggles]" "Want a bite?" "Ah!" "Nature!" "In all its terrifying wonder..." "Ooh, the uncanny Octofrog!" "[growls] He's so cute..." "Do you want a treat?" "[scream]" "The stupifying Snapdragon!" "Nature teaches us that in the face of adversity - use your head and make the best of it." "Marshmallows!" "Does my Huggly Bear want a sweet treat too?" "How about some honey?" "[grunts]" "McGee!" "Have you flipped?" "Oh!" "Nooooo!" "Never touch a hive!" "Or wear it as a helmet." "[screams] Easy now!" "Ow!" "Yeow!" "Yeow!" "I'll save you!" "[grunts]" "Great, I'll go get the bandages." "Who loves his Huggly?" "I do." "I do!" "Okay, that's it." "What is with this bag?" "Hey!" "Give that back!" "Is this Buttsquat's bear?" "Ugh, it looks like it's been barfed up, electrocuted, and dipped in toxic waste." "BEAR:" "I love you." "Huggly's my bear now and I think he's beautiful even if he smells like barf!" "(sings) ¶ Me and my Huggly. ¶" "¶ Best friends to the end. ¶" "Okay McGee, you and that bear are creeping me out." "What's the deal?" "He's MY bear!" "And I love him!" "It looks like it's been barfed up, electrocuted, and dipped in toxic waste." "COOL!" "BEAR:" "Huggly Bear loves you!" "And I love you, Huggly Bear." "We'll go for long walks and eat banana bread in bed!" "Hey!" "Give that back!" "Who's my cuts-y-woots-y bear-y-wear-y?" "Hands off my Huggly!" "Huggy loves me!" "He said so!" "[grunting]" "Its eyes!" "They're hypnotizing you!" "GUYS!" "That scuzzy bear is controlling your minds!" "BOTH:" "He is not scuzzy!" "Hah!" "He's all mine!" "Not for long, bearnapper!" "I think you both need a time out!" "BUTTSQUAT:" "Huggly?" "Huggly!" "Where are you?" "Huggly, please come home!" "[gasp]" "Huggly's bow tie!" "[farts]" "Ew, Squatster, next time you spend a day in a mini-sub do not eat a club sized can of beans." "[gears whirring] [roars]" "I'm coming, Huggly!" "Buttsy's coming!" "[giggles]" "Say it again Huggly, say it again!" "BEAR:" "Best friends..." "[gibberish] ...to the end!" "Yup." "It's just you and me, Huggly!" "Not anymore!" "Hi-yah!" "[scream]" "You've got a date with a trash masher, fuzzface!" "Oooof!" "I think not..." "Reunited and it feels soo Huggly!" "Oh no ya don't!" "[screams]" "I can't believe I have to outsmart a teddy bear." "Ugh..." "SAWYER:" "Pst!" "Pst!" "McGee." "You'll be safe in here!" "Is this a trick?" "[sniff]" "A really stinky trick?" "No way!" "Cross my heart hope to die!" "Hey wait a minute!" "You're already dead!" "Say good-bye to the bear!" "Huggly?" "Quick Sawyer!" "Sunglass up!" "I look drop dead gorgeous." "BEAR:" "I love you!" "Stuff it, furball..." "Here, Sawyer, take care of the chew toy." "Hey, McGee!" "How about some of Rosebud's quick-dry Goatmeal?" "Part of a well-balanced, anti-hypnotic breakfast." "[scream]" "McGEE:" "What do you think you'retryingto prove?" "[grunts] I want my Huggly Bear!" "Repeat after me:" "I don't love Huggly." "I don't love Huggly!" "NO!" "My Huggly love is too strong!" "No, NO!" "I love Huggly!" "I do love Huggly!" "I don't love Huggly?" "I don't love Huggly!" "Consider yourself de-Hugglified!" "Now let's get rid of this bear." "Thanks, guys." "I needed that." "Here, McGee." "I'm pretty sure zombies are immune to hypnotic teddy bears and their creepy, evil eyes." "BEAR:" "I love you..." "I love you..." "I..." "love you too, Huggly Wuggly!" "Sawyer!" "No!" "Huggly is mine now and I won't let you take him!" "That's why I must get rid of you, forever!" "BEAR:" "I love you..." "I love you..." "Sawyer, you don't want to hurt us!" "Not for a scuzzy bear." "Huggly is not scuzzy!" "Huh?" "[evil laugh] [screams]" "All mine now!" "BOTH:" "Squirt!" "Come back!" "Huggly!" "It's just you and me Huggly!" "Squirt!" "Drop the bear, and kick it toward us." "Never!" "Huggly's my bestest friend!" "You guys are just jealous!" "I got this one, McGee:" "You don't love Huggly..." "Huh?" "She's right." "I love Huggly!" "Back off plunger paws!" "Huggly loves me!" "BEAR:" "Huggly loves you!" "[sighs]" "BOTH:" "I love you!" "Aw, come on!" "Gimme!" "Mine!" "Back off, you stuffy stealers!" "I have the bear!" "Uh oh..." "I have the bear!" "ALL:" "We love you, Huggly." "Mt." "Fittoblow!" "It's our only chance!" "BEAR:" "I love you!" "GRETCH:" "Stuff it, bear!" "ALL:" "We love you Huggly!" "Huggly, where are you?" "I've searched everywhere!" "BEAR:" "I love you!" "Huggles!" "BEAR:" "I love you!" "Hold on, Huggly!" "Buttsy's 'comin'!" "[¶]" "Oof!" "ALL:" "Huggly!" "I love Huggly!" "Go long, Gretch!" "Real long!" "YES!" "Hey, Ugly," "I hope you love lava!" "BEAR:" "I..." "love...you!" "I love you, Huggly... you bee-yoo-ti-ful bear, you!" "[gasp] Gretchen, no!" "BUTTSQUAT:" "Huggly!" "Buttsy's here!" "And I love you!" "No Buttsquat!" "Your Huggly's turned EVIL!" "Give me back my bear!" "Stay back!" "Huggly is mine!" "BEAR:" "Best friend forever?" "Best friends forever." "Time to make the ultimate sacrifice!" "[squeals]" "Now I can't see Huggly's beady little red eyes." "But all my other senses are more powerful." "[sniffs] Including smell..." "Give me back my bear!" "[grunting] [pinball chimes]" "Whoa!" "BEAR:" "I love you." "Gotcha!" "[growls] [ears ring]" "GRETCH:" "HandoverthatHuggly!" "He's mine!" "Hi-yah!" "[growls] [farts] [farts]" "Ah, Squirt!" "I recognize that smell anywhere!" "Ye-ahh!" "Sorry guys, but this bear's going down!" "Wait!" "Are those?" "Yes, batteries!" "New plan!" "ALL:" "No!" "Sayonara batteries!" "ALL:" "No!" "Did we miss lunch?" "Do I have fur on my tongue?" "It's all yours, Buttsquat!" "[soft music]" "It looks like it's been barfed up, electrocuted, and dipped in toxic waste." "Luckily I have three more at home." "Well, that's that." "Last one to the mess hall is an evil bear!" "[laughter] [evil voice] To the end!" "[screams]" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom," "Today we learned howtodrive." "Tomorrow we learn howtobrake!" "[shouting]" "[¶]" "Woo-hoo!" "Eat my radioactive dust, Gretch!" "[coughs] Give it up, McGee!" "Yeah!" "McGee slides to victory?" "[screams]" "Please tell me this is mud." "Pinky had a little accident." "Didn't you boy?" "Ugh, I'd hate to see a big one." "Ah, the sweet smell of victory!" "BUTTSQUAT:" "Outta the way, Bottom Feeders!" "Oh, great, Buttsquat!" "[screams]" "You scared him!" "Pinky!" "[pinball chimes]" "Sweet." "Behold, the Buttsquat Beach-blitzer." "Look upon it and drool..." "Weapons-grade titanium frame, double turbo-thrusters, auto-inflating white-walls, seven cup holders." "[belch] [giggles]" "And a mobile missile launcher." "[grunts] [slurping]" "The Blitzer is the fastest car on the lake..." "Ew, please tell me this is mud!" "That's nothing compared to my, uh super cool McGee M-m-mud Mover!" "[scoffs] As if!" "You don't have a car." "We do so." "And it will beat your Butt-blaster any day of the week!" "Oh yeah, let's see it, Mc-Liar." "It's um, getting super cool racing stripes painted on." "YEAH!" "So cool you'll get frostbite just looking at 'em." "[whimpers] I don't want to look at it." "Fine." "Then put your car where your mouth is." "Winner takes all!" "You got it!" "We win, we get your ride." "You win - like that'll ever happen - you get ours!" "Fine." "See you at the race, McDweeb!" "Did they say race?" "I'll get the blazers!" "I'll get the microphone with the sweet squishy balls on top!" "[engine revs]" "And don't forget to bring my new muck mover!" "So cool you'll get frostbite?" "Uh huh." "Better get working on it." "Yup..." "Frostbite?" "I'll start knitting the mittens!" "[blows bugle call]" "Lampreys and Banshees!" "Race fans of all ages, it's time for the Slimeball Run!" "It's an impressive match-up." "The Buttsquat Beach-blaster... versus the McGee Mud Mover!" "Don't mind me!" "This has nothing to do with the mud mover, just a random tire rolling game." "[engine sputtering] [crash]" "BOTH:" "Wow." "[laughs] You call that a racer?" "It's a junkyard on wheels." "[laughs]" "Yeah?" "We'll see what you have to say about it when it wins the race!" "The Mud Machine's got futuristic aerodynamics, state of the art zero pollution exhaust... [sputtering] [coughs] and a frost-free body!" "Let's go." "I'm not racing for that hunk of junk." "Yeah." "It's super-pathetico." "Oh yeah?" "You wanna up the bet?" "Sure." "If you win the race, you get the Blitzer." "When we win the race, we get Lakebottom!" "BOTH:" "You're on!" "What just happened?" "I think we just bet Camp Lakebottom." "Whoa, these stakes are sky high!" "They're betting the camp!" "And I'm betting it's bye-bye Lakebottom." "Keep it together, Armand!" "We're on pretend TV!" "Okay campers - start your engines!" "[engines rev]" "Lakebottom will make an awesome parking lot!" "Or the perfect dump..." "No renovations needed." "Yeah, well ya gotta win first." "On the mark, get set, go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "For the love of Lakebottom, get going!" "Woohoo!" "[engine roars]" "The fate of Lakebottom is in the hands of team Mud Mover!" "We're doomed, aren't we?" "Pretty much." "[chuckles] This is gunna be easier than we thought!" "[klaxon horn]" "Hey!" "It actually works!" "Not for long." "Watch out!" "[screaming]" "Oh no!" "Yipe!" "Pinky!" "See ya a-round, lame-oids!" "Follow that armadillo!" "Be careful guys!" "And watch out for Pinky!" "SAWYER:" "Phew!" "Our Bottom Dwellers are turning that spin into a win!" "You bet, Sawyer." "As long as they don't end up" ""spinning" their wheels in the Schwamp!" "[crack]" "Please tell me that you're preparing an omelette." "I was going to ask you the same question." "[scream] [fart noises]" "Hey Suze!" "We're ba-a-ack!" "Back in last place, you mean!" "[scream]" "SUZE:" "Ohh, looks like you've got a flat... [laughs]" "You haven't won yet, Buttsquat!" "Well at least the airbag works!" "Looks like the mud-mover is sunk!" "And so is our camp." "[buzzing]" "Oh no no no no!" "No... [screams] [grunting] [fart noise] Pe-uw!" "There's enough gas in this swamp to float an elephant!" "[fart noise] Hey!" "Quick, give that skunk cabbage a squeeze!" "Nice... [fart noise] Gah!" "And stinky!" "[hissing] [grunts]" "YES!" "Give the other tires a shot of gas while I start this baby up!" "Gotcha!" "[hissing]" "The Beach-blitzer will be ours!" "And we'll save Camp Lakebottom!" "BOTH:" "Yeah!" "[scream] [coughs] The Mud Mover is back in the race!" "[whistle]" "This swamp gas IS bad." "Sorry, that one was me;" "I have a nervous tummy." "Enjoy your last ride in OUR Beach Blitzer, Buttsplat!" "Oh, I'm gonna be riding it... right into my Lakebottom parking lot." "GRETCH:" "McGee!" "Stinky Pitts, dead ahead!" "[gasp]" "Whoa!" "I think I broke the brakes!" "[screaming] [screaming]" "Oh no, we're falling, what will we do?" "Here's something I didn't forget!" "GRETCH:" "I'm impressed." "[screams] Not impressed!" "Well race fans, things are going downhill fast for Team Lakebottom!" "You can say that again!" "[screams] [farts]" "Tell me that was the balloon." "It was the balloon!" "[giggles] [screams]" "Ha!" "It's not that easy to get rid of me, Snoozy!" "Actually, it is." "Your sister is a bubble brain." "OW!" "A dangerous bubble brain..." "O-ow!" "Whoa!" "Nice one, Suze!" "[screams]" "Time to split you two up!" "[screams]" "Ow, oh... ow, hoo." "Ow." "Ow!" "It's not over yet, Buttsquat!" "SAWYER:" "Looks like McGeeandGretchen snatched defeat from the jaws of victory." "Farewell, Camp Lakebottom." "Mommy!" "[Armand farts] Pardon me." "You should really see someone about that." "The fake announcers are right!" "We could lose the camp!" "Hmm..." "Perfect!" "[hissing] [grunts]" "Come on, come on!" "YES!" "[engine revs]" "Hop on, Gretch." "Sweet!" "[engine revs and sputters]" "We're still in the race!" "Wa-hooooo!" "This titanic tiff of titans has taken a topsy-turvy turn into turbulence!" "Well, you can say that again!" "Actually, I don't think I can." "McGEE:" "Hey Buttsquat!" "Check out our new wheels!" "GRETCH:" "See ya at the finish line, losers!" "[klaxon horn]" "Don't let the big, bad cars scare you, Pinky." "You're safe here." "[horn honks] Oh come on!" "BUTTSQUAT:" "Heh, heh..." "Hey Squirt, mind if I borrow your freaky, little pet?" "No!" "Pinky!" "Release the steamroller!" "Yes!" "Enjoy the rearview, Suzi!" "[gasp] McGee!" "Pedal to the metal!" "Leave it to Buttsquat to take low down cheating to new highs!" "Oof!" "I can't bear to see our camp flattened." "But it sure makes exciting television." "I think I am going to look into a new imaginary profession!" "That runaway Pinky is heading right for Lakebottom!" "Take the toilet seat and finish the race, Gretch!" "I'm on it!" "I'm gonna hitch a ride." "Okay, Pinky!" "Let's roll!" "Hah!" "Even if McGoofy saves Lakebottom, he can't win this race." "Sunny Smiles rules!" "[grunts]" "I've never seen anything like this, race fans!" "Can Team Lakebottom win the race and save the camp?" "My answer is..." "[screams]" "Let's put some bounce in this!" "[scream]" "Camp Lakebottom is mine!" "[gasp] [panting]" "SAWYER:" "Well fans this it!" "Victory is sweet!" "Wha?" "[screaming]" "Yay!" "And the Bottom Dwellers win by an armadillo's nose!" "[¶]" "Yeah!" "Way to roll, Pinky!" "Yi..." "Pinky!" "You were so brave!" "Yes, you were!" "Yes, you were!" "I. Hate." "Losing." "To you!" "Aw, but you're so good at it." "Hand 'em over, Butt-breath." "You are now the proud owner of a turbo-powered pancake." "Sweet!"