"You have a big heart, Boss!" "A vey big heart!" "Two euros!" "l'm in!" "He played one million in the stock exchange and won ten." "These were different times!" "Nowadays there's no money in the stock exchange anymore." "Capitalism is in the middle of a crisis." "You know shit about capitalism!" "Four." "l pass." "I'm in!" "Three more here!" "Four!" "All in!" "Alright with me!" "Full house, aces and kings!" "Don't fucking touch them!" "I got four queens!" "Fuck!" "At last I get a full house and he's got four of a kind!" "Tough luck!" "Fuck!" "Don't push!" "Maria is there." "You see her?" "Those queens killed me!" "I'm gonna buy some cigarettes." "Shall I order some ouzo or you're leaving?" "Yorgo will take my place." "You got some good shit?" "Some crumbs only, just enough for two joints." "Come on now, roll them!" "For you?" "Yota, a pack of Winston." "Are you playing hard to get?" "You didn't show up yesterday!" "My mother-in-low was sick, and I took her place in the grill." "Liar!" "I didn't see you there." "Cut the small talk and go!" "Are you coming today?" "No, I'll go to the grill again." "Come tomorrow to my house." "Vangeli will be away." "Go, Grigori." "The whole village is watching both of you!" "l'll pay later. I lost the card game." "You win at love." "They're after me, Uncle!" "You got to hide me!" "Relax!" "Tell me what's going on!" "Who are after you?" "All of them!" "All the New York families!" "I lost Angelo Caprici's money and now they're all after me!" "You really lost Caprici's money?" "I stopped at a kiosk to buy some cigarettes and someone grabbed my brief-case with the money." "I was ashamed to say they robbed me and I said that I spent it." "I'll talk to Caprici." "I called him on the phone." "He said that when we meet they'll burn me alive." "Priests don't get divorces." "They do!" "I saw it on TV." "A priest wants to mary another priest!" "God forbid!" "Hello!" "How are you, Grigori?" "I'm fine." "Food, Momma!" "I'm starving!" "Help yourself." "What's that?" "Beans again?" "Why?" "Not good enough for you?" "You won't have your momma forever!" "She's old and when she closes her eyes what are you going to do without a woman taking care of you?" "When I die he'll understand." "He'll be alone and helpless." "I'm going to have my siesta." "Don't make any noise." "And don't turn on the TV." "I see the control in your hand!" "As you wish!" "Ready to jerk off again?" "ls that bothering you?" "I got some good shit, local product!" "How do you know it's local!" "It spoke Greek to you?" "I bought it from a reliable person." "Like the other time?" "It gave me a headache for two days!" "Not only my mom I have the two old hags breaking my balls eveyday!" "What can I say?" "My dad brought the Bulgarian slut in the house!" "She takes his money and sends it to her kids in Sofia." "Who's Sofia?" "Bulgaria's capital, stupid!" "We have no life here." "We must find some money and flee to Athens." "But how?" "I tried eveything!" "Lotto, foot ball pools... lf you're born unlucm, fuck it!" "I can't even find a girl!" "Old Mitsena wants you to mary Soula, her grand-daughter." "The fat one?" "Fat, but she has a house, twenty acres and some cash!" "How could I fuck her?" "With the cash?" "You're so sex starved, you could fuck a goat if she was willing!" "Pitsinas said they brought some first class whores in Karditsa." "From Russia, and one from China!" "How's a Chinese pussy?" "Like that or like that?" "Cut the bullshit!" "My first experiment was not with those two who caused the scandal that forced us to flee from Greece." "I had started my research forty years ago." "Forgive me, Uncle, but I don't give a shit about your research!" "If you put it that way, I must inform you that I'm not your uncle." "And whose nephew am I?" "How can you be so stupid?" "You're my first experiment." "You're a cloning product!" "It's a lie!" "It's a lie!" "I am nothing...nothing..." "The original one lives in Karditsa!" "l missed you so much, baby!" "Let me lock first." "You're such a tidy housewife!" "That excites me so much!" "I got the pot on the fire!" "You're so hot, baby!" "Now I'll teach you how to cook the pe_ect dish!" "Teach me, please!" "Did I hurt you?" "He's back!" "He forgot something!" "Fuck my luck!" "Get out, fast!" "Fuck, where can I go?" "Not there!" "From the other side!" "Don't you hear me?" "You're deaf?" "l heard you!" "Don't yell at me!" "That thing got stuck!" "Where's my cell phone?" "What you want it for?" "To call that widow?" "Cut the bullshit and make me a coffee!" "Go to your widow for a coffee or to your mother!" "Leave my mother out of it!" "A sick woman!" "If I'm to work at the grill, I want a salay!" "And find me a woman to clean the house!" "I'm not your slave!" "Many good men wanted me, but I was stupid enough to choose you!" "I cook, I wash for you, I care for your mom, I go at the grill!" "And you keep on chasing widows!" "Shut the fuck up!" "I only asked for a cup of coffee!" "By the way, why you're buttoned up like that?" "I like it that way!" "I have nothing to explain!" "Come on, we're hungy!" "Delicious!" "l told you so!" "Look at that bastard!" "Cool it!" "Vangeli looks suspicious." "Maybe they told him something." "Get off!" "Who?" "Maybe the widow." "That slut?" "The jerk!" "Has a doll for a wife and he fucks the old bitch!" "Let's go!" "We can't afford anything more that a beer!" "And now what?" "Shall we go to the brothel?" "To do what!" "We're broke!" "You'll see!" "Let's go!" "I have a hard on!" "Let's go and see!" "The money on the table!" "We leave a tip too!" "Keep the change!" "Genia, from Georgia." "Natasha, Ukraine." "Marsha, Latvia." "Svetlana, Russia." "Where's the Chinese?" "Forget her." "We got a bombshell here!" "Madam, where's the Chinese?" "She's with a client." "You must wait." "We're not good enough for you?" "She's right!" "Go!" "I don't like the Soviet ones!" "I'll wait for the Chinese!" "Come here you!" "Come with me and I'll make you a vey happy man!" "I got agun in my pants!" "Peekaboo!" "Madam!" "What are you doing here?" "An old hen is more juicy!" "Fuck!" "I don't eat hens!" "I'll make you forget who you are!" "Yes, but I'll remember who you are!" "l'll teach you the joy of love!" "Get off!" "Are you crazy?" "l'll make you vey happy!" "Get off me, you leech!" "Madam, help!" "He's dead!" "Who's dead?" "Yorgo, what is it, buddy?" "Let's take him to the hospital." "You take him!" "I want no trouble with the cops!" "I don't know what happened." "He had just finished!" "All of a sudden he goes like..." "And drops down!" "It's not my fault!" "If something happened to him, I'll burn down this place!" "Go to hell, Redneck!" "You and your Redneck friend!" "You go to hell, slut, you and your fucking brothel!" "Give me my clothes!" "Let's get the fuck out of here!" "We fucked for free, buddy!" "You fucked, I was fucked!" "Our agent Dora Lukaki will wait for you at the Athens Airport." "She'll lead you to Karditsa so you can meet the man from whom you took your genes." "You'll take him to Athens and Dora will persuade him to take your place for a short...or a long time." "Caprici's men will take care of all the rest." "And you, with his ID card, you remain alive and kicking!" "And I'll send you some money." "You're Mike?" "lt's me." "Let's go right now." "Yes... I miss you, darling..." "What are you wearing?" "That red robe you like so much!" "I got to go now." "And inside?" "The lace panties..." "and those slippers... I got to go, I'm telling you!" "Your watch dog is there?" "I'll wait for you at seven." "And wear the lace panties!" "Alright!" "Yes, Vangeli dear!" "Imagine, I'm in the other side of the world travelling with a girl I met only two hours ago!" "Tell me, what do you see?" "l see one guy..." "He's rather short..." "How are our girls doing?" "We're fine, Yorgo." "And you?" "l'm fine too." "Anything good in the cup?" "You know how many weddings l saw?" "And funerals too!" "Sit down, boys." "Shall I make some coffee for you?" "Good idea." "And I'll have Katina read my cup!" "Not Katina!" "Just Tina." "Welcome, boys!" "What brings you here?" "You know, Granny..." "I came here to talk..." "You know about what..." "Come in and we'll talk." "Sit tight!" "He blew a kiss at me!" "You saw it?" "He wants me!" "Don't me stupid!" "You know about Vangeli's Maria!" "They saw them together!" "He doesn't want her!" "She's a married woman!" "Me, I'm free, I'm pretty, and with a good dowy!" "You can say that again!" "l'm free, pretty and well off!" "You're stupid!" "A fine couple you'll make you and that bum!" "Eveything I own, it's hers." "Let's go over it again." "I don't remember eveything." "I'm going to take a leak." "You can talk you two." "Write eveything down, so you can remember it all." "Twenty acres, irrigated..." "The house you'll be staying after your wedding..." "Here's the bundle!" "Two apartments in Karditsa..." "What?" "Only this?" "Old hag, I'll fix you!" "There are so many..." "I forget them..." "What's wrong?" "Take your time, Auntie..." "I'm here, all ears..." "Where have you been?" "You fell in the john?" "Well, did you talk about it?" "We talked about it, over and over again!" "But he's pigheaded!" "Alright, now let's go out and sit with the girls." "No!" "I want him to say what he thinks!" "What can I say, Auntie?" "I sort of..." "like Soula but first I have to tell my father, right?" "You forgot the notes!" "Bye, Vassilena..." "Good morning..." "Mother of God, knock some sense into his stupid head!" "All that smoke!" "You bum!" "What did I hear?" "What is it again?" "I heard that you're fooling around with Vangeli's Maria!" "Knock it off!" "Don't believe what those two old hags say!" "Grow up!" "Find a good girl and settle down!" "And stop fooling around with married women!" "l'm gonna take a bath now." "Bath again?" "Why?" "Because I like it, okay?" "Bitch..." "Slut..." "She thinks I'm a kid and she's playing with me!" "Standing me up!" "I'll fix the bitch!" "And I told her to wear laces!" "Here you are, Ms Lukaki." "Room 407..." "Have a nice stay..." "Thank you." "I have a reservation..." "My name is Michael Triantafylou..." "Yes..." "Room 405..." "Look at her!" "Snubbing me!" "After standing me up by the river!" "The watch dog was there!" "What could she do?" "She could have told me, and not having me wait like a jerk!" "I'll find some other girl, and she'll be begging for it!" "The great lover is talking now!" "Looks like MacLaren!" "I'm gonna have a stroke!" "What's that?" "Am I dreaming?" "Good morning." "You know where is the house of Grigori Kanias?" "Easy to!" "Pass the coffee shop and turn left!" "You'll see it." "Thank you." "I want to have a roll in the hay with you!" "I'll make you feel like you've never felt before!" "Who is she?" "Maria..." "Hell broke loose here!" "Watching naked women again?" "Get up." "You have a visit." "Another naked woman is waiting for you." "Good morning." "My God!" "My name is Dora Lukaki." "You must be Grigori." "indeed, I must be." "Glad to meet you, Grigori." "I'll come straight to the point." "Right!" "And the point is me?" "You own land, I heard." "We do." "Not much, about ten acres." "And you work on it?" "No, we rent it." "Why do you ask?" "I'm interested in buying land in this region." "To do what with it?" "Of course, it's irrigated..." "Good for cotton..." "But you don't look like a farmer to me..." "Where are you from?" "Athens...but I have lived several years in New York." "Studying at Harvard University." "But I like it vey much here..." "The sun, the plains... I think it's the right place for me." "As for me, I want to get the hell out of here." "My mom is the problem. I doubt she'll agree to sell our land." "Fat chance!" "At least, can we go and see it?" "Right now?" "..." "Why not..." "Do you have a car?" "l do." "My God!" "It's so beautiful here!" "I can't understand why you want to leave." "There's no life in the village." "And I'm not born to be a farmer." "I have other dreams." "Those other dreams demand money." "We have plans for that, my friend Yorgo and I." "I'm telling you!" "Eveybody saw them." "She took him for a ride with her car." "My Grigori!" "That swine!" "I'll find out who she is!" "I always find out things!" "Find out and I'll fix the son of a bitch!" "I'm ready to leave my husband, and he's fooling around!" "Fuck you too!" "He's in a hury to take me to the hairdresser." "He'll say he's bored to wait, and he'll run to meet the widow!" "That animal!" "You think he suspects something about Grigori?" "Are you coming or not!" "It would be better for you if I didn't come!" "Cut the bullshit and come here!" "Yes, the widow is waiting!" "Bye, Maria..." "You cary your own cross too!" "The redneck likes me, and he wants to leave his village." "It will be a piece of cake for us to take him to Athens." "And there, Caprici will locate him vey easily." "Come on, woman!" "We're leaving!" "She knocked me down!" "..." "A hell of a woman!" "If I had her, I'd tell Maria and her husband to fuck off!" "And she?" "Would she have you?" "No way!" "When you're broke no girl wants you." "Only some fat ones like Soula, or some married bitches!" "We must find some money, othenNise we're fucked!" "I'll have no-one and you'll end up to the altar with Fat Soula!" "What are we doing tonight?" "Shall we go to Karditsa?" "Why not?" "And we can pass from the hotel to see Dora..." "I miss her!" "Hello, girls." "Hello, boys." "l wanna take a bath." "Again?" "You had one yesterday!" "Let him." "He might have a date with a girl." "Give me a break all of you!" "And you Yorgo?" "Did you find a job?" "We have a crisis, Auntie." "How about your Mitsos?" "He digs with the archaeologists." "They found a chest full of gold, from the Turkish occupation." "What else did they find?" "Urns, statues, tombs, ancient stuff, you know." "The ground is full of them here!" "They didn't let us build a house in our lot across the school." "I don't know what they found." "When we dug for our cesspool we found an icon." "It was vey old. I gave it to Father Dimos." "That's how the priest made his money!" "God bless his soul!" "Watch it!" "You'll kill me!" "What are you doing here?" "Tell me..." "This one is good?" "Forget that!" "I got it!" "Were you looking for something?" "The chance of a lifetime!" "We'll dig for ancient stuff!" "This one is more trendy?" "l'm talking about digging!" "For ancient stuff?" "We'll sell them for big money!" "Dora might like the yellow one!" "We'll make a bundle, moron!" "Where can we sell them?" "You know any dealer?" "Besides, I don't want to spend the rest of my life in prison!" "Let's find them first and then we'll find a way." "You think so?" "Yes!" "Wait here. I'll go and see if she's in." "Don't go, it's stupid!" "l want to see her, I tell you!" "What a jerk!" "ls Dora Lukaki in?" "She's not." "You going up?" "You want the key?" "What did you say?" "You just give Dora's key to eveybody?" "Dora is a lady, asshole!" "Say that again and I'll tear down your fucking place!" "That's not a hotel!" "It's a fuck-house!" "You didn't find her?" "She went sightseeing." "Alright?" "Let's go for some beers now." "Granny if buying!" "Hello...407, please." "And 405." "Won't you give it to me?" "Now you want the key, eh?" "Pick it up yourself!" "I saw them with my own eyes!" "They were shopping together!" "I call him all day and he's not there!" "I don't knowwhat to do!" "Take it easy, my girl." "Here come the girls." "Hi, Tina!" "Hi, Soula!" "Hello, boys!" "Hello, girls!" "ls that Maria's cup?" "Yes." "Let's have a look!" "That new strawbery candy is good?" "Did you ty it?" "lt's delicious!" "l'll ty it too!" "Don't say thanks for the cup." "It doesn't count." "Bye now!" "She's making fun on me!" "Full of joy, she told me that Grigori is leaving me!" "But I'll show that bitch!" "Come now!" "Don't blame her!" "She told you what she saw!" "You see what you can do." "I'm leaving!" "I'm going to Karditsa!" "I won't let that slut take him from me!" "But he might be at home!" "He's not!" "I called him!" "Listen you!" "Get in fast before someone sees us!" "Get in!" "All dressed up for that slut!" "But..." "I don't..." "Cut it out!" "Please..." "Shut up!" "Say not a word!" "Pull over, let me go." "Playing games with me, eh?" "Do you know me?" "Pull over now!" "I beg of you!" "lt excites me when you beg!" "Let me go, lady!" "You're making a mistake!" "You make mistakes and you'll pay for them!" "You're crazy, lady!" "You drive me crazy!" "It's a misunderstanding!" "Go back on foot now!" "That will be a lesson for you!" "And come tomorrow by the river, or else!" "Go to hell!" "Why did you stop?" "I can't, Grigori..." "I can't!" "I don't know what I feel near you!" "I'm burning inside!" "I've been told that before!" "Don't be so hasty!" "You can't imagine what happened to me today." "I saw a man in the hotel lobby who looked exactly like you." "He's from Karditsa?" "No, he's from Athens." "He came here for business." "His name is Michael Something." "You can't imagine!" "You are like two peas in a pot!" "I went and talked to him." "But I noticed that he had not your look in the eye that bewitches evey woman." "He didn't have it, eh?" "He neither had your voice..." "so warm...and sensual..." "That was the only difference we had?" "Of course he doesn't have your easiness...and your style but one could say that he's the spitting image of you!" "I told him about you and he really wants to meet you." "He'll wait for us at the hotel." "Uncle, I can't stay here any longer." "It's a dangerous place here..." "Why don't you do something to get away from this marsh?" "From where?" "The marsh." "I mean the misey." "Yes, I'll get away." "Go to Athens and find a job." "If I was to work, I'd stay here digging my land!" "I like that you're so bold!" "What happened?" "What was I telling you, Grigori?" "Isn't it amazing?" "You're like identical twins!" "Wake up, Momma, and tell me!" "Am I a twin?" "You're a Capricorn, stupid!" "Do I have a twin brother?" "Am I your child or someone else's?" "I bought you from the gypsies, that's why you torture me!" "Whose child am I, Momma?" "What did you drink!" "The room stinks from your breath!" "Get out of here, bum!" "Exactly the same?" "l'm telling you!" "It's crazy!" "And my mom wouldn't say where l come from!" "So?" "So nothing!" "She wanted to call a priest to bless me 'cause I was possessed!" "Exactly the same?" "Ty to help him relax..." "You know what I mean..." "He's too much under stress." "Eveything is under control." "Leave it to me." "I rely on you." "Tony rewards nicely people who work for him." "I knew this would happen sooner or later." "Come inside!" "Yorgo!" "The girl wants me!" "Let me kiss you, buddy!" "She wants me, I'm telling you!" "Why?" "What did she say to you?" "What she did to me!" "Missionay, doggy style and all the rest!" "She's a sex bomb, I'm telling you!" "You'll get us killed!" "Where are you, baby?" "You're still undressed!" "Get read to go for lunch!" "My boy...my baby..." "I'm hungy!" "Sex builds up my appetite!" "Are you shy now?" "Okay, I'll have Redneck to take me to lunch!" "Hello, may I speak to Grigori, please?" "It's for you." "Grigori, baby!" "Dora darling!" "Get ready to go for lunch." "When?" "Now." "I'll fly to you like a bird!" "I'll freshen up and go!" "Who's gonna eat this?" "You!" "She's the one, coming down." "lt's her, I tell you!" "What a piece of ass!" "Behave yourself or else!" "You're afraid of me, eh?" "Just say hello and get lost!" "I just say hello and go!" "Who's that?" "My friend Yorgo." "He had things to do and left." "Let's go to lunch, I'm hungy." "You know what happened?" "I forgot my wallet at home." "And I had my lunch." "Anyway, I'll come to keep you company." "What about you?" "What about me?" "You'll stay with me?" "I grew up in avey poorfamily." "But I managed to get away from the misey and I sworn to myself never to go back to poverty." "If you manage to reach a certain level, then I'd be with you forever." "And what we'll do with him?" "l heard he's filthy rich." "He won't suffer if we take some money from his bank account." "We'll steal his ID card and one of his bank account books." "After we finish we'll put the money back." "He'll never know!" "If he sees that money is missing won't he say that I took it?" "They won't believe him." "They'll think he spent it himself." "It's you I'm thinking of!" "There's nothing in it for me." "Except the possibility of you and me being together." "My back is aching!" "Shut up and dig!" "It was your idea!" "Grigori made me run like a goat!" "Over those damn rocks!" "He doesn't know me!" "He won't get away with it!" "I'll make him pay!" "Ty to learn from Yorgo what's going on with that slut." "You think it's easy?" "Even if you torture him, he won't tell on his buddy Grigori." "You said you can learn eveything that goes on here." "Find a way." "Shut up now." "Granny Mitsena is coming." "How are the good girls?" "We're fine, Granny." "Give me a couple of candy bars." "You want the strawbery ones?" "l want them for Soula." "Those are the ones she buys." "Why she didn't come herself?" "She's getting ready." "Kutselis' are coming to ask for her hand." "Does Yorgo know about it?" "Of course he does!" "He's coming with his dad and the Bulgarian bitch to visit us!" "It was not me!" "I'll pay you, Yota, as soon as we sell our cotton." "Sit down, it's not about your debt." "It's another matter." "Such as?" "Tell me." "You know where your dad will be tonight?" "Home, where else?" "Wrong!" "Where he will be?" "At the Opera?" "To Mitsena's house." "To arrange for the wedding!" "Mother of God!" "And how do you know?" "Mitsena told me a minute ago." "Soula is grooming herself up for your sake!" "It's pruning she needs, not grooming!" "God, what shall I do?" "l don't know." "I only wish you for the best." "But I have a way to break this matchmaking of course if you return the favour." "Do it and you can ask any favour you want!" "Consider it done." "I want some information about this whore who's fooling around with Grigori." "Dora?" "ls that her name?" "What do you want?" "Where she's from and all that." "She's from Athens, visiting Karditsa." "And she has an affair with Grigori?" "She's madly in love with him!" "And Grigori!" "Infatuated!" "And Maria?" "He forgot her?" "What can I say?" "He gives no shit about her!" "Shame on him!" "Don't tell Grigori about our talk." "And don't wory about the other matter. I'll fix it for you." "Yota darling, let me kiss you!" "They have an affair?" "They have." "Now you'll see!" "I'll fix you, fucking bitch!" "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "The chamber maid." "Thanks, I don't need anything." "Of course you don't!" "You have eveything!" "That was an advance!" "Leave him alone or else!" "What do you want, Maria?" "l met Dora." "Don't tell me!" "Have you gone crazy?" "I'm not crazy. I'm in love and I don't want to lose you." "What did Dora say to you?" "What could she say?" "She's no good." "She's not for you!" "Please come to the river tonight and let's talk about it!" "Forget it!" "Go back to your husband with the tiny dick!" "God damn it!" "Momma, coffee!" "Soula, it's Yota from the kiosk." "Dear girl, your Granny was here and she told me that you're about to be engaged with Yorgo." "Listen to me, before you make a fool of yourself." "Poor Yorgo doesn't want to be married." "How can I put it to you?" "Don't you understand?" "He's a faiy!" "Redneck is involved in this." "We must get out of here fast." "We'll get out of here..." "When the time comes..." "You saved my life." "They cancelled eveything." "Thank you." "Don't mention it." "I did my duty." "And wipe out my debts." "Good morning, Yorgo." "Since you sat on our table, Iet us buy you something." "How about some flowers?" "By the way, Yorgo you still have pansies in your flower beds?" "We have them." "All blooming?" "Yes, why?" "You pick up pansies from time to time?" "What's all this?" "Come now, all of you!" "Cut it out!" "Yorgo is a friend." "He won't get us wrong." "Right, Yorgo?" "What are you talking about?" "I don't get it." "We just say we have nice pansies in our village." "Stop it!" "I had enough of you!" "What's bugging you?" "Don't tell me you grow pansies too!" "You're stupid, all of you!" "I'm leaving!" "Don't leave yet!" "We have a lot more to say." "Don't be afraid." "I can't get what's going on, but I'll find out right away." "Yes, and come back and tell us!" "Go to hell!" "They didn't leave together!" "It's better one by one!" "Can you help me with something?" "Gladly, if I have the time." "I'm leaving tomorrow." "And what about us?" "If you want me that much, you should come with me." "And we'll go on with our plan." "But if you don't want to, it's alright with me." "Stay in your lovely village go back to the crazy one who attacked me and keep digging with your friend, full of vain hopes!" "What's "vain"?" "lt's time to stop dreaming!" "Pull yourself together and think!" "I can't!" "Since yesterday, I can't get you out of my mind!" "Your body kills me." "How can I say it?" "You remind me of Kiki." "A mare I had when I was a kid." "Yes, you!" "..." "Especially when you..." "What are you mumbling about?" "l want us to do it again!" "What is it?" "Hiccups!" "Water!" "Drink some water." "What's wrong?" "What's that long face for?" "You didn't hear about it." "What happened?" "Yota told me he'd break that matchmaking if I told her things about Dora." "You told her?" "..." "You're a super moron, my friend!" "Sure I am!" "You knowwhat Yotadid?" "She said I was a faggot!" "Good." "End of the matchmaking." "Are you joking?" "You don't know what I've been through today." "They all made fun of me." "They called me a pansy and all that." "The children were pointing at me and laughed." "I can't stay in the village anymore." "Relax!" "Things will calm down!" "Don't laugh!" "I'm leaving!" "I don't want to dig anymore!" "I'd rather be a beggar in Athens!" "Where you think you're going?" "Damn!" "Your scared me shitless!" "I asked you, where are you off too." "How could I know?" "..." "I'm a sleepwalker..." "Since when?" "Since...forever..." "Why didn't I know about it?" "Because you sleep like a log!" "If something happens to me, who's gonna protect me?" "Am I to blame now?" "Of course!" "It's me I'm being wronged!" "We'll see about that, 'cause I'm not so sure." "Wait a minute." "What's that?" "Music?" "It's a machine that records all the calls you make." "Let's hear what you say with Yota all the time." "I didn't call her today. I went to the kiosk and we talked." "Hold still!" "She's not for you..." "Come tonight and let's talk about it..." "Forget it!" "Go back to your husband with the tiny dick!" "No, it's not tiny!" "Fucking bitch, I'll kill you!" "You said it was tiny!" "I was suspecting that Yorgo was a faiy!" "As a kid, instead of playing in the streets he stayed at home reading girly magazines." "Grigori must not hang around with him." "It's contagious!" "He's not gay!" "Of course he is!" "All the village talks about it!" "What are you talking about?" "Just small talk to pass the time!" "What were you doing in your room with Yorgo?" "News travel fast, right?" "Go at once!" "The goat got loose and is running in the fields!" "Let me pass!" "I must catch her!" "Go and buy cigarettes." "I'm too tired to go." "I'm going." "Girls, I'm not saying good-bye." "I'll be back." "Well now..." "I'm going too..." "Bye-bye." "I'm sure these two are..." "How can I say it?" "..." "A couple!" "Poor Vassilena!" "Such a serious blow in her old years!" "Here we are!" "Grigori, you just left for your room!" "My God, I'm dying!" "Did you see that?" "ls this happening?" "What's wrong with you, girls?" "Don't you see?" "See what?" "Are you alright?" "What happened to the ladies?" "How would I know?" "A demon!" "Sorcey!" "What's wrong with you?" "Sorcey!" "Demons!" "I'll make him shit in his pants!" "Watch it!" "Just scare him!" "Don't wory." "What about me?" "Are you in?" "Just watch Kanias' house." "Let's go, Dora." "I want to say something to her." "You go and wait in the car." "I won't be late, Mike." "From the window. I'll show you." "What time we leave tomorrow?" "So you've made up your mind?" "How can I live without you?" "Grigori, darling!" "What is it again?" "You crazy?" "Shut up!" "I want no objections!" "Mother of God!" "What are you doing there?" "Thank God I found you!" "They just left with blonde's car." "Come and pick me up." "Nick, you read me?" "We're heading towards the old bridge." "I read you loud and clear." "I'll come with my tractor." "Yes, Vangeli." "I'm on my way too." "Shut the fuck up, bitch!" "Let's cut off his ear." "It looks rather big to me." "No, don't do that." "Then I'll cut his dick." "It doesn't look big, he's got no need for it." "It disappeared!" "Dora's car." "Along with its passenger." "Albanian thieves!" "We must take the law in our hands!" "Leave him alone, you clowns!" "Don't you see the state he's in?" "Shut the fuck up!" "Untie me if you dare!" "I'll cut you to pieces, along that fucking widow!" "Shut up, or I'll show him my dick so he can see the truth!" "I lied!" "It's not tiny!" "You don't talk?" "You want me to show my dick to see the truth?" "What's this grimace?" "New one?" "You're mistaken, sir." "I'm not who you think I am." "Such a fine talk from Grigori!" "But I'm not Grigori!" "Who are you?" "The tooth faiy?" "I'm Michael Trantafylou, American citizen!" "Come again!" "And I'm Barack Obama, American President!" "Glad to meet you, sir!" "Vangeli, listen." "The man lost his mind." "Let him go." "He's only tying to save his ass!" "Look at him!" "He's in bad shape!" "He'll die and they'll blame us!" "Untie him and throw him in the river to drown!" "Did you like it?" "I was a good villain, right?" "Go to hell, you pathetic shit!" "Go and fuck your widow!" "Take your hands off me!" "I'll tie you again and leave you here!" "Go and tie the widow who likes all kinm tricks!" "You got the nerve to accuse me?" "Yes, I got the nerve!" "And others things which you've stopped seeing!" "I had to cheat on you!" "You made that fucking widow look better than me!" "Get lost!" "Stay away from me!" "From now on, you'll talk only to my la_er!" "Did you happen to see Mike..." "I mean Grigori?" "Don't you know anything?" "No, what happened?" "Signs and wonders!" "Come closer." "Grigori eloped Maria!" "Go and fish him out!" "Are you okay?" "Who were they?" "Why they tried to kill me?" "I'll explain later." "Hold it, darling." "You got me all wet!" "It's a Gaultier dress!" ""Darling"?" "Why, Dora?" "What is it with you two?" "What have we said?" "They were after you, asshole, and they got me!" "Take it easy!" "Don't talk to me like that, you shithead!" "I'll suicide you!" "Hold me!" "I'll kill him!" "Have a tiny cigar and relax." "Not tiny!" "Okay, I'll smoke it!" "Here we are." "That ox is still asleep." "Let's go home now, and I'll show how much I missed you." "You'll sleep alone." "And you with him?" "I'll lock him in my house till the whole stoy ends." "You must not be seen with him at the same time." "You're so sharp!" "Wake up, Shithead, we've things to do." "I'm beat. I need some rest." "Go and have a nap." "We stay a bit to have a coffee and relax." "lt was a pleasure meeting you." "Yes, likewise!" "Speak up." "l don't know." "I'll tell your father why they broke the matchmaking!" "That will kill him!" "You made me a laughing stock!" "That's enough!" "It's not!" "Tell us, so we can be at ease, both you and us!" "I don't know, I swear!" "He said nothing!" "Nothing, eh?" "I'll show you!" "Tomorrow I'll be running around the village shouting you're gay!" "Don't be like that!" "The boy says he doesn't know!" "You think that the darling boy doesn't want to help us?" "He's such a good boy!" "Find out where in Athens Grigori will be staying, or else!" "I don't know." "He didn't tell me." "He said he would call me." "See that he calls tonight or else you're fucked!" "I'll tell Vangeli that you call him "Small Dick"!" "Did I ever say anything about Small Dick..." "I mean Vangeli?" "Don't give him a hard time." "Find that for us and I'll tell the whole village that Fatty lied and said you were gay because you didn't want her!" "Don't move!" "Stay put!" "Behave now and I'll make a nice package out of you!" "The package is ready!" "Why you tied my hands?" "Change of residence!" "Move!" "Don't move, Shithead!" "Let me tie you!" "Ready to go now!" "What are you doing?" "You stay here." "We said that you must not be seen with him!" "Stay inside, don't go out and wait for me, alright?" "And I'll bring some delicious snacks in a couple of hours." "I'll wait here, okay." "I won't go anywhere." "I'll untie you shortly." "Did I startle you?" "How did you manage to trash this house in DT time?" "I say you made a mess here." "Get your food." "I was tying to find some DVD's." "Don't want some?" "No, I had my dinner." "You took out all these." "What were you looking for?" "A good one, but the covers fooled me." "The first was "Genes and Procreation"." "I was expecting some incestuous stuff." "The second was "Sperms and DNA"." "I was expecting some group fucking." "The third, "Human and Animals"." "I was expecting Pamela Anderson making it with a horse!" "But no!" "They were all documentaries with doctors and experiments." "The guy is a freak!" "Fuck my luck!" "It's all shit!" "Who buried those bricks here!" "Did they have to dump their rubble here?" "What's that?" "A kitchen jar!" "Fuck!" "I can't find anything worthwhile." "That's the PIN, okay?" "And take this money for your expenses." "You do your shopping with this card, but you must remember to sign as Michael Triantafylou." "Okay." "Michael Triantafylou." "Don't forget the PIN." "Well...till tomorrow..." "Baby!" "You came to, animals?" "Now get the fuck out of here!" "What sort of language is that?" "Shut the fuck up!" "I don't get what you say!" "Get your asses out of here!" "Get the fuck out!" "I have to go." "I can't stay!" "I have to go and check things." "If Grigori is a corpse, he won't be able to notify us." "Mike Triantafylou is a corpse." "But why Uncle had to send the money to the Redneck's name?" "We've been through that, baby." "And I'll be living with the name of Grigori Kanias?" "With all that money we'll have, you can get used to eveything." "You're here, my Dora?" "You're alright!" "l've been better." "What happened to the door?" "Nothing." "What happened to me last night!" "Two guys broke in..." "aliens...foreigners with guns and wanted to rob the house." "But I fixed them fine!" "You did, eh?" "I even got their guns!" "Here they are!" "Take it easy, Grigori!" "l just wanted to show off!" "Jesus Christ!" "The things that happen in the world!" "Athens is a jungle!" "And something even worse happened!" "Another attack?" "Nothing like that." "l think they stole my ID card." "Really?" "Maybe you left it back home." "No, I had it in my wallet." "Never mind, I'll have a new one issued." "A European one!" "You still here, Lulu?" "Go fuck yourself!" "Heard that?" "He called you Lulu?" "Had any news?" "l had." "Come and tell." "And don't wory at all!" "I'll clear your name." "Big time for Grigori!" "He called me and said where he was." "I'll go and find him." "I'll surprise him!" "My Dora..." "Dora?" "You mean you adore me?" "What do you want here?" "How did you get in?" "lt was open!" "I just pushed." "Scram!" "I don't want you here!" "But I left eveything for you!" "Wrong move!" "Go back!" "Don't blame me for what happened in the stable." "Vangeli had bugged the phone." "And you bug me now!" "What's that thing that got stuck in my ass?" "What house is this?" "That whore is a terrorist?" "Don't poke your nose eveywhere!" "l just got scared so much!" "Get inside and let me think." "You've changed so much!" "I'm not kidding!" "Can't I take that?" "I like it vey much." "That's a sample." "ls that so?" "..." "Alright." "This?" "Red again, eh?" "It fits with my taste, I think." "Will you wrap it for me?" "You're back, my pasha?" "You're still here?" "A present for me?" "No!" "It's a shaving cream!" "I went shopping, I cooked for you, I tidied up a bit!" "Don't meddle in other people's households!" "You call this a household?" "Go away!" "I told you, I can't go back!" "Then go to a hotel!" "What do I know about hotels?" "l'll take you to one tonight." "Let's eat that now!" "Running has built up my appetite!" "Go and buy yourself an espresso." "Thank you." "You bet." "This is a palace!" "How can you afford it?" "That slut is laundering money?" "Stop calling her names!" "No laundering!" "I won the lottey!" "You wanted me to put you up in some shithole?" "You'll stay here too?" "No, I'm too busy." "But I'm afraid here, all alone." "If you're afraid, you should have stayed in the village!" "Don't be so mean!" "You forget the good times we had by the river?" "Cut it out!" "I'm leaving." "You'll be back later?" "l can't!" "I'll come tomorrow." "What am I to do all alone?" "Take this and do whatever you like." "Excuse me..." "Tell me, my boy..." "Dressed up as I am, where can I have a drink?" "There are many clubs around here." "If you want..." "I can escort you." "Of course you can." "But I warn you. I'm committed and not easy to get." "I'm Joseph..." "Joseph Komninos." "I chose it myself, and the hanger too!" "You like it?" "lt's wonde_ul!" "Put it on and make my day!" "I can't put it on right away." "I want you to build up my mood first." "Go and buy me a bottle." "We have many bottles here!" "Yes, but we don't have sambuca!" "l want sambuca!" "Sambuca?" "I'll fly to buy one!" "Hold the bag." "Dora, leave the house right away!" "You're in danger too!" "We must get together and talk about it." "As I told you, I'm committed." "And where is he?" "He leaves alone a woman like you?" "Too busy." "He's a businessman." "He's not afraid of losing you?" "You think I'm a slut?" "I'll show you now!" "You can't stay at my house!" "Why not?" "You want to find me dead as a doornail?" "I'll come and stay with Shithead!" "Pull yourself together!" "Don't act like a child. I told you why you can't come!" "Besides, my house is small." "We can't fit all in." "Find a corner for me!" "I can't go back to Shithead's house!" "Those two must have some dealings with Shithead!" "They're after him, not me!" "Come now!" "You're exaggerating." "Mike is a good man." "I have no problem with him." "The whole thing suits him." "They are after me instead of him." "Alright then." "I'll take you to a hotel." "Lovely..." "I think you'll be safe here." "I hope so." "You never know what these assholes can do." "Let's sit here a bit." "I want you near me." "Excuse me..." "Why you spoke in English?" "lt was wrong number." "is that so?" "Excuse me." "Wrong number again?" "You've seen it." "indeed." "Well..." "I'm leaving now... I'll sit at the balcony and enjoy the view." "Fucking bitch!" "That's why you were full of mystey!" "I'll fix you!" "GRIGORl KANIAS" "Shall I poor some wine for you?" "I want no wine..." "I want my Grigori..." "Grigori..." "Who is he?" "Who are you?" "Joseph." "I want my Grigori!" "Easy!" "Don't fondle me!" "Grigori, where are you?" "I want my Grigori." "Please, bring him here to me." "Come on, baby, let's go to bed." "And eveything will be fine in the morning." "I'll come to bed, if you kill that fucking whore!" "Kill that fucking whore!" "I'm off to kill the whore." "Lady, if you can't hold your liquor, why you drink it?" "Kill the whore..." "My Grigori...my Grigori..." "you'll be the death of me..." "Joseph, you killed her already?" "Who's Joseph, my Maria?" "Why are you alone and so pale?" "I drunk in order to forget..." "And you?" "I drunk in order to remember!" "My love..." "My darling girl... I'm telling you." "Now I'll take you and we'll get out of here!" "That's the way I want you!" "Determined!" "Tell me..." "What was it you always wanted and never had it?" "You, my love!" "We're not talking about me!" "You wanted children, right?" "I wanted children, but that pathetic Vangeli was barren!" "Now, I'm telling you, we'll start tying hard for a son!" "Bravo, my Grigori!" "What's going on here?" "Someone broke into the house!" "How come?" "The door is intact." "The keys!" "The bank book and the ID card are gone!" "He stole them!" "Mother of God, I'm doomed!" "Losing money for a second time!" "No, I'won't let the mobsters kill me!" "He said where he was going?" "He didn't tell us anything." "Thank you." "Wow!" "What luxuy!" "Behold!" "The sexiest woman on earth!" "I'm not a thief." "It was open and I got in." "Grigori gave me the address." "What putana are you talking about?" "He grabbed my tit!" "Mother of God!" "All present!" "I'm mixed up!" "I don't get it." "Is he you, or you are him?" "I am me, but he is Michael Triantafylou." "Citto is his name." "Get the guns." "They're in the tavli box behind the couch." "It's gonna be Texas here!" "Freeze eveyone!" "A wild Redneck!" "Bitch!" "You caused all this!" "Drop your guns!" "Time-out, guys." "The phones are ringing." "Uncle, I can't talk now..." "You owe me something." "The bank book." "Get some beers from the fridge." "Maria, go and help him." "As for you, I'm not sure it's yours." "My name is on it." "I think I'll keep it, after all I've been through." "If it wasn't for me, you'd be dead and buried now." "Yes, but..." "Relax, I'm kidding you." "It's my turn to give you a hard time." "I'll give you half the money." "It's alright, darling." "One half is still lots of money." "And you'll make much more." "l'll make much more too!" "I'll go back to the village and start a business." "I'll show you." "Congratulations!" "He'll be a beautiful son!" "And full of health." "Watch it!" "We have face control!" "We got a VIP club!" "Way to go, Momma!" "Good luck with the club." "You hold a grudge against me?" "No, Vangeli." "Why should I?" "Be happy with him." "Congratulations..." "May God be with you..." "Your turn now, children!" "You want me badly, my Yorgo?" "You can't imagine how badly!" "You stole the girl from us!" "I always wanted her!" "It's a beautiful club." "And vey touristic!" "All my dreams are in here." "Well done!" "Good luck!" "Not Mike..." "Michele!" "We're on our honey moon!" "Your ass can surely use some honey!" "Dora, may I do something I always wanted to?" "Forget all this all of you!" "Have a good time here!"