" Ouch!" " Ha, ha, that serves you right." "I've a feeling that there's something fishy about them." ""Fishy", just because we're at sea, and they look a bit strange." "Alright, let's bet I reveal the Sjussov's are up to no good before we arrive." "Hey!" "I think the captain's gone astray." "Where are we anyway?" "It's the first lock." "If you look up, you can see the locomotive that pulls us through the lock." "The quay is high up on land!" "Whoever constructed this port must have been really drunk." "You are silly, it's low tide." "And so all the Central American ports on the Pacific Coast are drained." "I'd really like to know what it is you're doing." "Do you think I'm scared?" "Look there!" "A secret radio transmitter." "But look!" "This also says Sjussov." "Don't touch it!" "It's sure to be a time bomb." "This box?" "It's a motor." "I give up." " What a guy!" " What a guy." " What's your name?" " Kaoko." "I have good news for you." "We arrive Tahiti already tomorrow." "Good news for you maybe." "But they send me back again." "Swedish Radio presents" "Villervalle in the South Pacific" "Tahiti" "(Customs)" "Well, now just listen." "This patent pending field chest contains almost a small field hospital." "If we start from the bottom up." " Wait a moment" " Dr Botman, it's okay." "Everything is already cleared." "You can go now." "# And sorrows we have none, Our merry songs echo," "# As we go over dew-sprinkled mountains." "What luck that Uncle Bengt Danielsson helped us." "Märta!" "Mother!" " What on earth is this?" " Villervalle!" "What is this?" "Quick!" "The mountain there in the background, is as high as Mount Kebnekaise." "That island away on the horizon, it's called Moorea." "What a fine hotel!" "Look, a wreck!" "There's sure to be lots of fish!" "It's very possible." "But now we'll freshen up for Bengts welcome party." "Come on, hurry up!" "Find your bags!" "Hurry up!" " There are fish here too!" " Are there?" "Villervalle!" " Where!" " There." "Argh!" "Now I begin to understand why they call you for Villervalle." "You never watch what you're doing." "This time it wasn't my fault." "Not much, anyway." "This heavyweight champion takes up almost the entire courtyard." "No, wait, wait!" "So!" " But what are you up to, Ernst?" " It's not me who did it." "Have you never heard of how Alexander solved the Gordian knot?" "Tell him we'll pay him for the trousers." "They won't be cheap." "Here we have the whole reception committee." "No, kiss me!" "Yes, that's probably just what they plan to do." "Hello." "He says that the food will be ready no earlier than half an hour." "You must be extremely thirsty, Villervalle." "Come with me and we'll get you a drinking nut." "And you, Lenalisa." "Pardon?" "Yes, of course." "For you." "For you." "How delicious coconut milk is." "Yes, but it's not coconut milk you're drinking now, but coconut water." "If you turn around, then you'll see how to make coconut milk." "When you press the shredded flakes, out comes a liquid called coconut milk." "But they don't drink it, it's only used as a sauce for food." "It looks just like real milk." "What's that weird fruit?" "That's breadfruit." "What, bread grows on the trees?" "What fun!" " Villervalle!" "No, Villervalle, calm yourself." "You can't eat them raw." "If you just wait a little, then you'll get the baked bread fruits." "Wait?" "I think I've waited long enough now." "Argh!" "No, what's this?" " Can't you stay on the ground, boy?" " You didn't hurt yourself?" " No" "Villervalle, Villervalle!" "Was it a banana you wanted?" " Yes please." " Here you go!" "Wasn't it good?" "Good!" "?" "No, it's an unripe banana and it's as tough and bitter as a bicycle tyre." "But now you'll get a little better reward for your labours," "Villervalle and Lenalisa, if you follow me to the kitchen area." "Come now." " Where is the kitchen area?" " Well, it's here." " But where's the food, then?" " It's here." " Do they cook the food in the ground?" " How strange!" "Yes, and the food has actually been here for a couple hours now." "This is a Tahitian earth oven." "It's time to open it now." "A Tahitian earth oven is simply a hole in the ground." "In the bottom of the pit you put a layer of stones." "On top of the stones you light a fire." "When the stones are hot, they spread out the food on top." "Then cover it over with large palm leaves, and then fill the pit with earth." "One or two hours later, the food is ready and baked." "How long you keep the food in the pit, depends on how big the pit is and, of course, on how much food you're cooking." "There you have your Tahitian bread, Villervalle." "that's to say, baked breadfruit, as I promised a while ago." "Come here Mom, so you'll see!" "In addition, we have sweet potatoes," "Fehi bananas that can't be eaten raw, but must be baked, taro roots, freshwater shrimp," "who live in the interior of the island, starch pudding, excellent and invigorating by the way." "Today's main course consists of course of roast pork." "Here's how we cook food in Tahiti." "It's just the men who are working!" "Yes, in Tahiti it's mostly the men who take care of the housework." "What a great idea, Ernst." "What about:" ""When in Rome do as the Romans do?"" "Now it's time to sit down to dinner." "Have they no knives and forks here?" ""In Rome, do as the Romans"" "That looks mysterious." "I'd better ask Maria Danielsson." " What's this?" " Raw fish." "It's raw fish." "It's very good, this!" "Ernst, I think you should give thanks for the food." " Come on!" " Well, thank you for the food." "A nice little photo for the medical journal back home in Sweden." ""The renowned nutrition expert, Dr. Botman, is currently in the South Pacific,"" ""where he's totally engrossed in his new, fascinating research tasks."" "Did you see, Dad, I nearly got a coconut right on my head." "Yes, I saw right enough." "There's one thing you must learn once and for all, Villervalle." "Never lie under a coconut palm." "One of those nuts weighs several kilos." "For sure." "And if one lands on your head, then it's probably not the nut which will break." "I'm not so sure." "Anyone more thick headed than Villervalle, doesn't exist." " Hey, you!" " Kids, don't fight!" "No, kids, don't fight." "I think you'd prefer to go back to the hotel and rest now." "Dad, can we go in one of those funny native buses, I've seen?" " Well, what do you say?" " Yes, that's fine." "Yeah!" " Mother!" " Oh, that's very nice." "We're going back now." "Yes, I'm coming." "Goodbye, then." "Hey, Villervalle, you can stand there." "If they drove this way..." "If he drove this way back home in Sweden, he'd lose his license." "What makes you think he has a license?" "Hold on tight at the bends." "Ask him to drive a bit slower going downhill." "He says the brakes aren't working." "What's happening?" "Where are they off to now?" "They're going to bathe in the waterfall over there." "I think we also need a refreshing bath, so let's follow their example!" "Well, this ends our first day in Tahiti." "I have a feeling that I'll like the South Seas." "Subtitles by Faxeholm and Squashy Hat"