"Look here.  38-year-old Malcolm guffin was arrested this morning in" "38-year-old Malcolm guffin was arrested this morning in connection with over a dozen was arrested this morning in connection with over a dozen missing-person cases in the connection with over a dozen missing-person cases in the surrounding areas." "I'm standing here just a few yards away from what appears to yards away from what appears to be the final resting place for be the final resting place for at least six young girls." "What we're being told is that it's too early and the bodies are too badly decomposed for it's too early and the bodies are too badly decomposed for any physical identification to are too badly decomposed for any physical identification to take place." "Law enforcement apprehended guffin earlier today, but, unfortunately, it was too late guffin earlier today, but, unfortunately, it was too late for his last victim." "Guffin will be transported to the hale county correctional facility as early as tomorrow" "the hale county correctional facility as early as tomorrow morning." "Facility as early as tomorrow morning." "We'll continue to update you on this truly fascinating and terrifying tragedy coming out" "this truly fascinating and terrifying tragedy coming out of south Alabama." "Order up!" "Time won't wait, wait on you now when you're alone, all..." "Wait on you now when you're alone, all..." "Mmm." "When you're alone, all..." "Mmm." "Wow." "Mmm." "Wow." "I told you so." "Wow." "I told you so." "Pay up." "I told you so." "Pay up." "Well, we didn't shake on it." "Pay up." "Well, we didn't shake on it." "What a gyp." "Well, we didn't shake on it." "What a gyp." "What a gyp." "Technically, you said "best in technically, you said "best in Alabama," so I can't really be technically, you said "best in Alabama," so i can't really be proven wrong until I've tried" "Alabama," so I can't really be proven wrong until I've tried all the barbecue joints in the proven wrong until I've tried all the barbecue joints in the state." "All the barbecue joints in the state." "All right." "State." "All right." "It's gonna eat up the weekend, all right." "It's gonna eat up the weekend, but let's get on it." "It's gonna eat up the weekend, but let's get on it." "But let's get on it." "Okay, fine." "Fine." "Okay, fine." "Fine." "You're right." "Okay, fine." "Fine." "You're right." "Holy crap!" "You're right." "Holy crap!" "That took months." "Holy crap!" "That took months." "Yeah, well, don't get used to that took months." "Yeah, well, don't get used to it." "Yeah, well, don't get used to it." "I won't." "Mmm." "That takes me back." "So, everything here is either that takes me back." "So, everything here is either fried or smothered in barbecue so, everything here is either fried or smothered in barbecue sauce?" "Fried or smothered in barbecue sauce?" "Pretty much, yeah." "Sauce?" "Pretty much, yeah." "Pretty much, yeah." "I can see why you liked this" "I can see why you liked this place as a kid." "I can see why you liked this place as a kid." "Oh... here." "Place as a kid." "Oh... here." "I thought you meant the south." "Oh... here." "I thought you meant the south." "I thought you meant the south." "Either way, you're right." "Either way, you're right." "So, are you glad to be home?" "Either way, you're right." "So, are you glad to be home?" "Yeah." "So, are you glad to be home?" "Yeah." "I'm glad I could finally make yeah." "I'm glad I could finally make good on my promise to come visit" "I'm glad I could finally make good on my promise to come visit for the holidays." "Good on my promise to come visit for the holidays." "Holiday?" "For the holidays." "Holiday?" "It's Halloween." "Holiday?" "It's Halloween." "Halloween is a holiday?" "It's Halloween." "Halloween is a holiday?" "Well, it is with my family." "Halloween is a holiday?" "Well, it is with my family." "Really?" "Well, it is with my family." "Really?" "Really?" "They get real into it." "They get real into it." "You know, my uncle spends a they get real into it." "You know, my uncle spends a fortune every year on this you know, my uncle spends a fortune every year on this hayride." "Fortune every year on this hayride." "Well, I'm kind of looking hayride." "Well, I'm kind of looking forward to a hayride." "Well, I'm kind of looking forward to a hayride." "I think it's gonna be fun." "Forward to a hayride." "I think it's gonna be fun." "No." "It's terrifying." "I think it's gonna be fun." "No." "It's terrifying." "I still have nightmares from it." "No." "It's terrifying." "I still have nightmares from it." "Are you serious?" "I still have nightmares from it." "Are you serious?" "Not really." "Are you serious?" "Not really." "But it is insane." "Not really." "But it is insane." "They come up with different back but it is insane." "They come up with different back stories and have these they come up with different back stories and have these reoccurring characters." "Stories and have these reoccurring characters." "Like... their own horror reoccurring characters." "Like... their own horror characters?" "Like... their own horror characters?" "We have, uh, pitchfork and characters?" "We have, uh, pitchfork and raw-head bloody bones." "We have, uh, pitchfork and raw-head bloody bones." "I'm sorry... what?" "Raw-head bloody bones." "I'm sorry..." "What?" "It's raw-head bloody bones." "I'm sorry... what?" "It's raw-head bloody bones." "It's a monster that my grandpa it's raw-head bloody bones." "It's a monster that my grandpa made up that only comes out when it's a monster that my grandpa made up that only comes out when it's windy... for some reason." "Made up that only comes out when it's windy... for some reason." "But... why... why was his head it's windy... for some reason." "But... why... why was his head raw?" "But... why... why was his head raw?" "I don't know that." "Raw?" "I don't know that." "I never really got that part of" "I don't know that." "I never really got that part of the story." "I never really got that part of the story." "But to this day..." "The story." "But to this day..." "But to this day... wind chimes still creep me wind chimes still creep me out a bit." "Wind chimes still creep me out a bit." "Out a bit." "Seriously, though, seriously, though, pitchfork... he used to scare seriously, though, pitchfork..." "He used to scare the crap out of me." "Pitchfork... he used to scare the crap out of me." "What was his story?" "The crap out of me." "What was his story?" "Well, he... it changed a what was his story?" "Well, he... it changed a little bit as I got older, but well, he... it changed a little bit as I got older, but basically, he was a guy that my little bit as I got older, but basically, he was a guy that my uncle said would come out on" "basically, he was a guy that my uncle said would come out on full moons to revenge the death uncle said would come out on full moons to revenge the death of his daughter... or something full moons to revenge the death of his daughter... or something like that." "Of his daughter... or something like that." "Why does the killer always like that." "Why does the killer always have to come out at certain why does the killer always have to come out at certain times?" "Have to come out at certain times?" "That's a good question." "Times?" "That's a good question." "And it always happens to be that's a good question." "And it always happens to be under the same conditions in and it always happens to be under the same conditions in which the story is being told." "Under the same conditions in which the story is being told." " Which the story is being told." " I think you've cracked the case." "I think you've cracked the case." "That's what I do." "I think you've cracked the case." "That's what I do." "So, pitchfork kind of had a lame that's what I do." "So, pitchfork kind of had a lame back story?" "So, pitchfork kind of had a lame back story?" "No, no, no, no." "Back story?" "No, no, no, no." "You have to keep it simple." "No, no, no, no." "You have to keep it simple." "You know, "here's the killer." "You have to keep it simple." "You know, "here's the killer." "Here's how he started killing." "You know, "here's the killer." "Here's how he started killing." "Here's who he's gonna kill."" "Here's how he started killing." "Here's who he's gonna kill." Simpler is scarier." "Here's who he's gonna kill." Simpler is scarier." "People don't come to these simpler is scarier." "People don't come to these things to learn some lesson in people don't come to these things to learn some lesson in life or to hear a compelling things to learn some lesson in life or to hear a compelling story." "Life or to hear a compelling story." "They come to be scared." "Story." "They come to be scared." "Sounds like lazy writing to they come to be scared." "Sounds like lazy writing to me." "Sounds like lazy writing to me." "I'm just saying." "Me." "I'm just saying." "I'm just saying." "Well, you know, each year, my well, you know, each year, my uncle would get a little more well, you know, each year, my uncle would get a little more gruesome with the details, you" "uncle would get a little more gruesome with the details, you know?" "Gruesome with the details, you know?" "Add more to the story." "Know?" "Add more to the story." "Pitchfork was scary." "Add more to the story." "Pitchfork was scary." "Sounds like it." "Pitchfork was scary." "Sounds like it." "Yeah, I bet." "Sounds like it." "Yeah, I bet." "So, why do they call him yeah, I bet." "So, why do they call him "pitchfork"?" "So, why do they call him "pitchfork"?" "Take a guess." ""Pitchfork"?" "Take a guess." "Hm." "Take a guess." "Hm." "Because he killed people with a hm." "Because he killed people with a pitchfork." "Because he killed people with a pitchfork." "Because he killed people with pitchfork." "Because he killed people with a pitchfork." "Because he killed people with a pitchfork." "That's absolutely right." "A pitchfork." "That's absolutely right." "That's absolutely right." "Your uncle's not a very original your uncle's not a very original guy, I take it." "Your uncle's not a very original guy, I take it." "You'll see." " Guy, I take it." "  You'll see." "Wincer, we got a marshal who's down here." "I went ahead and sent him on" "who's down here." "I went ahead and sent him on through." "I went ahead and sent him on through." "He should be heading your way through." "He should be heading your way right now." "You wincer?" "Yeah." "What are we looking at here?" "Well, we got a dead cop... one of yours." "We got a dead unknown..." "local, one of yours." "We got a dead unknown..." "Local, by the looks of his clothes." "We got a dead unknown..." "local, by the looks of his clothes." "By the looks of his clothes." "Looks like the cop lost control looks like the cop lost control of the vehicle and our boy took looks like the cop lost control of the vehicle and our boy took advantage of the situation." "Of the vehicle and our boy took advantage of the situation." "Any idea which direction he went?" "South, by the looks of the" "went?" "South, by the looks of the tracks." "South, by the looks of the tracks." "Not much past that." "Tracks." "Not much past that." "We put up a perimeter about 5 not much past that." "We put up a perimeter about 5 miles." "We put up a perimeter about 5 miles." "All right." "Miles." "All right." "So, we got any houses nearby, all right." "So, we got any houses nearby, any stores... anything?" "So, we got any houses nearby, any stores anything?" "So, you're not from around any stores... anything?" "So, you're not from around here, I take it?" "So, you're not from around here, I take it?" "No." "I'm not." "Here, I take it?" "No." "I'm not." "Well, no." "No." "I'm not." "Well, no." "Nothing else out here." "Well, no." "Nothing else out here." "So, these roads, they don't, nothing else out here." "So, these roads, they don't, uh, they don't go anywhere?" "So, these roads, they don't, uh, they don't go anywhere?" "Oh, yeah." "Uh, they don't go anywhere?" "Oh, yeah." "They go, uh... nowhere." "Oh, yeah." "They go, uh... nowhere." "We got a lot of that out here." "They go, uh... nowhere." "We got a lot of that out here." "Okay." "We got a lot of that out here." "Okay." "All right, how about we take okay." "All right, how about we take that 5-mile perimeter and push all right, how about we take that 5-mile perimeter and push it back 15 miles and you get that 5-mile perimeter and push it back 15 miles and you get some black-and-whites to search" "it back 15 miles and you get some black-and-whites to search up and down this... road to some black-and-whites to search up and down this... road to nowhere you got here?" "Up and down this... road to nowhere you got here?" "You don't think he'll just nowhere you got here?" "You don't think he'll just head straight out?" "You don't think he'll just head straight out?" "I think he'll be looking for head straight out?" "I think he'll be looking for a change of clothes and some new" "I think he'll be looking for a change of clothes and some new wheels." "A change of clothes and some new wheels." "Also, have some volunteers go wheels." "Also, have some volunteers go house to house and let them know also, have some volunteers go house to house and let them know what we're looking for." "House to house and let them know what we're looking for." "What do you know about this what we're looking for." "What do you know about this guy?" "What do you know about this guy?" "I don't know anything about guy?" "I don't know anything about this guy, except that he's" "I don't know anything about this guy, except that he's bat-shit crazy." "This guy, except that he's bat-shit crazy." "Yeah, I'll give him that." "Bat-shit crazy." "Yeah, I'll give him that." "What the worst-case scenario?" "You're looking at it." "Hey, bud." "Hey, cuz." "How was the, uh, ride down?" "Hey, cuz." "How was the, uh, ride down?" "Long." "How was the, uh, ride down?" "Long." "Yeah, no doubt." "Long." "Yeah, no doubt." "Hey, what happened to your yeah, no doubt." "Hey, what happened to your old truck?" "Hey, what happened to your old truck?" "Eh." "Got stolen." "Old truck?" "Eh." "Got stolen." "Mm." "Eh." "Got stolen." "Mm." "Long story... don't want to mm." "Long story... don't want to talk about it." "Long story... don't want to talk about it." "So, are you still dating that talk about it." "So, are you still dating that missy chick?" "So, are you still dating that missy chick?" "Nope." "Missy chick?" "Nope." "Turns out he was in love with nope." "Turns out he was in love with her." "Turns out he was in love with her." "Oh, shit, Tyler." "Her." "Oh, shit, Tyler." "Yep." "Oh, shit, Tyler." "Yep." "Hey, look, don't mention that to yep." "Hey, look, don't mention that to dad." "Hey, look, don't mention that to dad." "It's still kind of a touchy dad." "It's still kind of a touchy subject." "It's still kind of a touchy subject." "Speaking of which, where is subject." "Speaking of which, where is your old man?" "Speaking of which, where is your old man?" "He's up at the barn, just your old man?" "He's up at the barn, just kind of tinkering around with he's up at the barn, just kind of tinkering around with some stuff." "Kind of tinkering around with some stuff." "He's got me out looking for some stuff." "He's got me out looking for missing bear traps." "He's got me out looking for missing bear traps." "Bear traps?" "Missing bear traps." "Bear traps?" "We put them out to keep the bear traps?" "We put them out to keep the coyotes away from the hayride." "We put them out to keep the coyotes away from the hayride." "That sounds scary." "Coyotes away from the hayride." "That sounds scary." "That sounds scary." "No." "They're gone." "No." "They're gone." "Look, uh, how long are you guys no." "They're gone." "Look, uh, how long are you guys gonna be in town?" "Look, uh, how long are you guys gonna be in town?" "Three days." "Gonna be in town?" "Three days." "Three days." "Okay." "Three days." "Three days." "Okay." "Well, look, uh, I'm gonna get three days." "Okay." "Well, look, uh, I'm gonna get going, but I know dad would love well, look, uh, I'm gonna get going, but I know dad would love to see you two, so, uh, why going, but I know dad would love to see you two, so, uh, why don't you just head back up the" "to see you two, so, uh, why don't you just head back up the path and take you a left..." "Don't you just head back up the path and take you a left..." "Yeah." "I remember." "Path and take you a left..." "Yeah." "I remember." "My bad." " Yeah." "I remember." "  My bad." "My bad." "No problem, buddy." "No problem, buddy." "You know, maybe if you'd no problem, buddy." "You know, maybe if you'd visit more often, dick..." "You know, maybe if you'd visit more often, dick..." "Visit more often, dick..." "See you later, man." "See you later, man." "Bye." "See you later, man." "Bye." "Later, cutie." "Ow!" "Oh, shit." "Ow!" "Oh, shit." "Hey, there, captain Morgan." "Oh, shit." "Hey, there, captain Morgan." "Here you go." "Hey, there, captain Morgan." "Here you go." "What is this?" "Here you go." "What is this?" "Oh, that's the costume." "What is this?" "Oh, that's the costume." "Okay." "Oh, that's the costume." "Okay." "What is this?" "Okay." "What is this?" "Is this the, uh..." "What is this?" "Is this the, uh..." "Mask." "Is this the, uh..." "Mask." "That's the mask?" "Mask." "That's the mask?" "Look at that." "That's the mask?" "Look at that." "Are those eyes there?" "Look at that." "Are those eyes there?" "Yeah." "Are those eyes there?" "Yeah." "What are you gonna do with that?" "Yeah." "What are you gonna do with that?" "Aaaaaaaah!" " What are you gonna do with that?" "  Aaaaaaaah!" "Aaaaaaaah!" "You're crazy." "You're crazy." "Yeah." "I'm sorry." "You're crazy." "Yeah." "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to scare you." "Yeah." "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to scare you." "Look, I'll give you a ride back," "I didn't mean to scare you." "Look, I'll give you a ride back, all right?" "Look, I'll give you a ride back, all right?" "All right." "All right?" "All right." "How do you walk that far?" "All right." "How do you walk that far?" "Oh, my god." "Ow!" "Dumbass." "Ow!" "Dumbass." "How big is their yard?" "Dumbass." "How big is their yard?" "Oh, it's huge." "How big is their yard?" "Oh, it's huge." "It's a few hundred acres." "Oh, it's huge." "It's a few hundred acres." "Really?" "It's a few hundred acres." "Really?" "Yeah, most of it's just woods really?" "Yeah, most of it's just woods all the way back to the river, yeah, most of it's just woods all the way back to the river, though." "There he is." "Hey!" "Steven!" "How you doing?" "Thought you only worked on boats." "Boats." "Wow!" "You brought me a present?" "Wow!" "You brought me a present?" "Wow." "Look at that." "Wow!" "You brought me a present?" "Wow." "Look at that." "How you doing?" "Wow." "Look at that." "How you doing?" "Good to see you, how you doing?" "Good to see you, uncle Morgan." "Good to see you, uncle Morgan." "Good to see you, Steven." "Uncle Morgan." "Good to see you, Steven." "It's been too long." "Good to see you, Steven." "It's been too long." "That's captain Morgan." "It's been too long." "That's captain Morgan." "And this is Amanda." "That's captain Morgan." "And this is Amanda." "Wow." "And this is Amanda." "Wow." "Amanda, this is uncle Morgan." "Wow." "Amanda, this is uncle Morgan." "Hey, Amanda." "Amanda, this is uncle Morgan." "Hey, Amanda." "Hi." "Hey, Amanda." "Hi." "Hi." "Wow." "Wow." "Nice to meet you." "Wow." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "Steven's told me a lot about nice to meet you." "Steven's told me a lot about you." "Steven's told me a lot about you." "He did?" "You." "He did?" "Well, he's a liar..." "He did?" "Well, he's a liar... whatever he said." "Well, he's a liar..." "Whatever he said." " Whatever he said." " How was the trip?" "How was the trip?" "Oh, not too bad." "You know." "How was the trip?" "Oh, not too bad." "You know." "Oh, not too bad." "You know." "Dumb, where the hell have you dumb, where the hell have you been?" "!" "Dumb, where the hell have you been?" "!" "You were supposed to be holding been?" "!" "You were supposed to be holding Sam's ladder!" "You were supposed to be holding Sam's ladder!" "Oh..." "Sam's ladder!" "Oh..." "Oh." "Oh, that's the girls." "Oh..." "Oh." "Oh, that's the girls." "That's the captain Morgan girls." "Oh." "Oh, that's the girls." "That's the captain Morgan girls." "Here." "Look at that." "That's the captain Morgan girls." "Here." "Look at that." "That one's beautiful." "Here." "Look at that." "That one's beautiful." "That one's dumb." "That one's beautiful." "That one's dumb." "They're both pretty, and they're that one's dumb." "They're both pretty, and they're both a little dumb, you know, they're both pretty, and they're both a little dumb, you know, but, I mean, one's slower than both a little dumb, you know, but, I mean, one's slower than the other, and..." "But, I mean, one's slower than the other, and..." "look, I didn't name them, all the other, and..." "look, i didn't name them, all right?" "Look, I didn't name them, all right?" "Yes, you did." "Right?" "Yes, you did." "Yes, you did." "Uh, you'll know everybody uh, you'll know everybody else, though, the whole gang, uh, you'll know everybody else, though, the whole gang, except for the high schoolers." "Else, though, the whole gang, except for the high schoolers." "They'll be out tomorrow to help except for the high schoolers." "They'll be out tomorrow to help out." "They'll be out tomorrow to help out." "So, what you got going on out." "So, what you got going on over at the barn?" "So, what you got going on over at the barn?" "Oh, you know, just something over at the barn?" "Oh, you know, just something a little new this year." "Oh, you know, just something a little new this year." "I mean, is it part of the a little new this year." "I mean, is it part of the ride?" "I mean, is it part of the ride?" "Well, yeah, maybe." "Maybe." "Ride?" "Well, yeah, maybe." "Maybe." "Maybe." "Mm-hmm." "Well, yeah, maybe." "Maybe." "Maybe." "Mm-hmm." "Well, come on." "Maybe." "Mm-hmm." "Well, come on." "Let it out." "Well, come on." "Let it out." "Oh, all right." "Let it out." "Oh, all right." "Uh... all right." "Oh, all right." "Uh... all right." "I-i shouldn't say anything, but uh... all right." "I-i shouldn't say anything, but we're gonna get the riders off i-i shouldn't say anything, but we're gonna get the riders off the ride this year and let them we're gonna get the riders off the ride this year and let them walk through there." "The ride this year and let them walk through there." "So, like a haunted house?" "Walk through there." "So, like a haunted house?" "A little bit." "So, like a haunted house?" "A little bit." "Oh, okay." "A little bit." "Oh, okay." "Well... can we see it?" "Oh, okay." "Well... can we see it?" "Ah..." "Well... can we see it?" "Ah..." "You can let me see it." "Ah..." "You can let me see it." "Yeah, well, I..." "You can let me see it." "Yeah, well, I... you want to see it?" "Yeah, well, I... you want to see it?" "Yeah." "Let's go." "You want to see it?" "Yeah." "Let's go." "Oh, well, then, yes." "Yeah." "Let's go." "Oh, well, then, yes." "Okay." "Okay." "Oh, well, then, yes." "Okay." "Okay." "I couldn't say no to her." "Okay." "Okay." "I couldn't say no to her." "I love you, too, uncle." "I couldn't say no to her." "I love you, too, uncle." "Yeah." "I love you, too, man." "I love you, too, uncle." "Yeah." "I love you, too, man." "My uncle." "Yeah." "I love you, too, man." "My uncle." "That's great." "My uncle." "That's great." "So, uh..." "That's great." "So, uh..." "We'll just drive on up to the so, uh..." "We'll just drive on up to the barn, then." "We'll just drive on up to the barn, then." "Okay." "All right." "Barn, then." "Okay." "All right." "She's coming with me?" "Okay." "All right." "She's coming with me?" "No, I think I'm gonna..." "She's coming with me?" "No, i think I'm gonna..." "What?" "No, I think I'm gonna..." "What?" "I think I'm gonna keep this what?" "I think I'm gonna keep this one." "I think I'm gonna keep this one." "Get off me." "One." "Get off me." "I'm gonna keep this one." "Get off me." "I'm gonna keep this one." "Oh, okay." "All right." "I'm gonna keep this one." "Oh, okay." "All right." "Good to see you." "Oh, okay." "All right." "Good to see you." "All right." "Good to see you." "All right." "You're not gonna keep her." "All right." "You're not gonna keep her." "You're way over your head." "You're not gonna keep her." "You're way over your head." "You're way over your head." "See you up there." "See you up there." "Hey, Chuck." "Oh, shit." "You on the clock?" "Oh, shit." "You on the clock?" "Yeah." "Come back." "You on the clock?" "Yeah." "Come back." "Where the hell are you?" "Yeah." "Come back." "Where the hell are you?" "About to, uh, run these where the hell are you?" "About to, uh, run these lights out here at the old hay about to, uh, run these lights out here at the old hay barn for captain Morgan." "Lights out here at the old hay barn for captain Morgan." "What you got going on?" "Barn for captain Morgan." "What you got going on?" "All right, man." "Hurry up." "What you got going on?" "All right, man." "Hurry up.  10-4 on that." "Oh, yeah." "I can hear Morgan now." "Yeah, just, uh," " I can hear Morgan now." " Yeah, just, uh, you know, throw some blood up yeah, just, uh, you know, throw some blood up right here, you know?" " You know, throw some blood up right here, you know?" " I can" " right here, you know?" " I can guarantee you that's what he" "I can guarantee you that's what he was saying." "Guarantee you that's what he was saying." "You weren't kidding." "Was saying." "You weren't kidding." "They go all out." "You weren't kidding." "They go all out." "They go all out." "Yeah, you know, Corey got lost yeah, you know, Corey got lost in here once." "Yeah, you know, Corey got lost in here once." "Seriously?" "In here once." "Seriously?" "Yeah." "It was pretty pitiful." "Seriously?" "Yeah." "It was pretty pitiful." "How long did it take him to yeah." "It was pretty pitiful." "How long did it take him to get out?" "How long did it take him to get out?" "Um, until the high wore off." "Get out?" "Um, until the high wore off." "Hello?" "Quit screwing around, all right?" "She joined a.A., said she" "she joined a.A., said she had to think it over she joined a.A., said she had to think it over she got new friends, won't let had to think it over she got new friends, won't let me take her nowhere" "she got new friends, won't let me take her nowhere jukebox is dead, and now it's me take her nowhere jukebox is dead, and now it's over jukebox is dead, and now it's over and she don't like me when" "over and she don't like me when she's sober and she don't like me when she's sober" "She's sober  ladies and gentlemen, the ladies and gentlemen, the stylings of Corey." "Ladies and gentlemen, the stylings of Corey." "Hey, not too much." "Stylings of Corey." "Hey, not too much." "You might encourage him." "Hey, not too much." "You might encourage him." "Thanks, pops." "You might encourage him." "Thanks, pops." "No problem." "Thanks, pops." "No problem." "Hey, come on." "No problem." "Hey, come on." "Let's get together here." "Hey, come on." "Let's get together here." "Come on, here." "Let's get together here." "Come on, here." "All right." "Come on, here." "All right." "I just want to thank everyone all right." "I just want to thank everyone for really working your ass off" "I just want to thank everyone for really working your ass off for the hot hayride this year, for really working your ass off for the hot hayride this year, all right?" "For the hot hayride this year, all right?" "We couldn't have done it without all right?" "We couldn't have done it without you, and you know that, right?" "We couldn't have done it without you, and you know that, right?" "Aww." " You, and you know that, right?" "  Aww." " Aww." "  Hayride gets better and hayride gets better and better every year, but it gets hayride gets better and better every year, but it gets harder and harder, and I know I better every year, but it gets harder and harder, and I know I don't pay you guys much." "Harder and harder, and I know I don't pay you guys much." "So, really, we couldn't do it don't pay you guys much." "So, really, we couldn't do it without you." "So, really, we couldn't do it without you." "Believe me." "Without you." "Believe me." "Thank you." "Believe me." "Thank you." "Thanks for having us." "Thank you." "Thanks for having us." "This is the best part of my thanks for having us." "This is the best part of my year." "This is the best part of my year." "Best part of your year?" "Year." "Best part of your year?" "Really?" "Best part of your year?" "Really?" "Absolutely." "Really?" "Absolutely." "That just shouldn't be true, absolutely." "That just shouldn't be true, should it?" "That just shouldn't be true, should it?" "I mean, thank you, beautiful." "Should it?" "I mean, thank you, beautiful." "I mean, thank you, beautiful." "Anyway, thanks for stepping it anyway, thanks for stepping it up today." "Anyway, thanks for stepping it up today." "We got a lot done." "Up today." "We got a lot done." "If it rains tomorrow, we're we got a lot done." "If it rains tomorrow, we're gonna have a lot more to do." "If it rains tomorrow, we're gonna have a lot more to do." "The news said 10% chance." "Gonna have a lot more to do." "The news said 10% chance." "We'll be all right." "The news said 10% chance." "We'll be all right." "Hell yeah, we'll be all we'll be all right." "Hell yeah, we'll be all right." "Hell yeah, we'll be all right." "So... oh!" "Right." "So... oh!" "I'm gonna need, uh, someone to so... oh!" "I'm gonna need, uh, someone to drive the truck, you know," "I'm gonna need, uh, someone to drive the truck, you know, 'cause Jeff hasn't checked in drive the truck, you know, 'cause Jeff hasn't checked in yet again this year, right?" "'Cause Jeff hasn't checked in yet again this year, right?" "He'll show up about yet again this year, right?" "He'll show up about November... when he comes to." "He'll show up about November... when he comes to." " November... when he comes to." "  Yeah, probably." "Yeah, probably." "Oh, that means, uh, I need yeah, probably." "Oh, that means, uh, I need another zombie." "Oh, that means, uh, I need another zombie." "Anybody want to be a zombie?" "Another zombie." "Anybody want to be a zombie?" "Anybody?" "Anybody want to be a zombie?" "Anybody?" "I'll do it." "Anybody?" "I'll do it." "You just have me running audio." "I'll do it." "You just have me running audio." "All right." "You just have me running audio." "All right." "There you go." "It's yours." "All right." "There you go." "It's yours." "Steven, you want to roll?" "There you go." "It's yours." "Steven, you want to roll?" "Nah." "Steven, you want to roll?" "Nah." "Come on." "Nah." "Come on." "Why not?" "Come on." "Why not?" "I think I'll just be a rider why not?" "I think I'll just be a rider this year." "I think I'll just be a rider this year." "A rider, huh?" "This year." "A rider, huh?" "Okay." "All right." "A rider, huh?" "Okay." "All right." "You don't..." "look, I got to warn okay." "All right." "You don't look, I got to warn you." "You don't..." "look, I got to warn you." "Things have changed since you've you." "Things have changed since you've been here." "Things have changed since you've been here." "So, uh, who you got playing been here." "So, uh, who you got playing pitchfork this year?" "So, uh, who you got playing pitchfork this year?" "Oh, are you a rider or a pitchfork this year?" "Oh, are you a rider or a worker?" "Oh, are you a rider or a worker?" "Rider." "Worker?" "Rider." "Rider." "Oh, you're a rider." "Oh, you're a rider." "Yeah, so I better not tell you, oh, you're a rider." "Yeah, so I better not tell you, 'cause it might spoil the fun, yeah, so I better not tell you, 'cause it might spoil the fun, don't you think?" "'Cause it might spoil the fun, don't you think?" " Don't you think?" "  I've got you, baby." "I've got you, baby." "Don't worry." "I've got you, baby." "Don't worry." "Did he tell you about, uh..." "Don't worry." "Did he tell you about, uh..." "Pitchfork?" "Did he tell you about, uh..." "Pitchfork?" "A little bit." "Pitchfork?" "A little bit." "Um, he mentioned a a little bit." "Um, he mentioned a raw-head bloody guy." "Um, he mentioned a raw-head bloody guy." "Oh." "Raw-head bloody guy." "Oh." "He did, huh?" "Oh." "He did, huh?" "Yeah, we had to retire old he did, huh?" "Yeah, we had to retire old bloody bones after grandpa died." "Yeah, we had to retire old bloody bones after grandpa died." "It didn't seem right carrying on bloody bones after grandpa died." "It didn't seem right carrying on without him, right?" "It didn't seem right carrying on without him, right?" "We miss him." "Without him, right?" "We miss him." "But, uh... rumor has it we miss him." "But, uh... rumor has it old pitchfork... he's still but, uh... rumor has it old pitchfork he's still alive and kicking." "Old pitchfork... he's still alive and kicking." "Who came up with pitchfork, alive and kicking." "Who came up with pitchfork, anyway?" "Who came up with pitchfork, anyway?" "Nobody came up." "He's real." "Anyway?" "Nobody came up." "He's real." "What are you talking about?" "Nobody came up." "He's real." "What are you talking about?" "Come on." "What are you talking about?" "Come on." "I'm serious." "Come on." "I'm serious." "We didn't make him up." "I'm serious." "We didn't make him up." "We may have added to the story we didn't make him up." "We may have added to the story here and there, but... it's the we may have added to the story here and there, but... it's the truth." "Here and there, but... it's the truth." "His real name is, uh, truth." "His real name is, uh, r.W. Rayborn." "His real name is, uh, r.W. Rayborn." "He was a farmer..." "lived about r.W. Rayborn." "He was a farmer..." "Lived about a mile away from here." "He was a farmer..." "lived about a mile away from here." "Well, who wants to hear the a mile away from here." "Well, who wants to hear the story?" "Well, who wants to hear the story?" "Story!" "Story?" "Story!" "Tell it!" "Story!" "Tell it!" "Oh, all right." "Tell it!" "Oh, all right." "Go ahead and tell them the oh, all right." "Go ahead and tell them the story, pops." "Go ahead and tell them the story, pops." "I'll tell it." "Story, pops." "I'll tell it." "I'm gonna tell it." "I'll tell it." "I'm gonna tell it." "Oh." "Sorry." "I'm gonna tell it." "Oh." "Sorry." "You can't stay here for the oh." "Sorry." "You can't stay here for the story." "You can't stay here for the story." "You need to go pry Jason off his story." "You need to go pry Jason off his girlfriend and get some more you need to go pry Jason off his girlfriend and get some more beers." "Girlfriend and get some more beers." "I don't know where he is." "Beers." "I don't know where he is." "You don't?" "I don't know where he is." "You don't?" "No." "You don't?" "No." "Well, why don't you, uh..." "No." "Well, why don't you, uh..." "Find him?" "Well, why don't you, uh... find him?" "It's dark out there." "Find him?" "It's dark out there." "It's Halloween." "It's dark out there." "It's Halloween." "I don't want to go in there by it's Halloween." "I don't want to go in there by myself." "I don't want to go in there by myself." "Oh, that's right." "Myself." "Oh, that's right." "It is... it's Halloween Eve." "Oh, that's right." "It is... it's Halloween Eve." "It's not Halloween." "It is... it's Halloween Eve." "It's not Halloween." "You want to die in there with it's not Halloween." "You want to die in there with me, or do you want to die while you want to die in there with me, or do you want to die while you're looking for my dead body?" "Me, or do you want to die while you're looking for my dead body?" "Uh..." "You're looking for my dead body?" "Uh..." "Why don't you just go get the uh... why don't you just go get the beer, all right?" "Why don't you just go get the beer, all right?" "And if you can't find him, just beer, all right?" "And if you can't find him, just buy it." "And if you can't find him, just buy it." "I mean, there's a change." " Buy it." " I mean, there's a change." "I mean, there's a change." "I'll come with you." "I'll come with you." "Thanks, beautiful." "I'll come with you." "Thanks, beautiful." "I'll avenge your death, bro." "Thanks, beautiful." "I'll avenge your death, bro." "Thanks, man." "I'll avenge your death, bro." "Thanks, man." "But only if you're killed by thanks, man." "But only if you're killed by a short guy." "But only if you're killed by a short guy." "Otherwise, no." " A short guy." " Otherwise, no." " Otherwise, no." "  All right." "All right." "Uh, where was I?" "All right." "Uh, where was I?" "You were just about to get uh, where was I?" "You were just about to get started on the pitchfork myth." "You were just about to get started on the pitchfork myth." "Started on the pitchfork myth." "Pitchfork legend." "Pitchfork legend." "Same thing." "Pitchfork legend." "Same thing." "No, hell no, it isn't... not same thing." "No, hell no, it isn't... not in my book." "You know, sometimes, something can happen." "And it's so traumatic that..." "Can happen." "And it's so traumatic that..." "It becomes a legend." "And it's so traumatic that... it becomes a legend." "Especially in a small town like it becomes a legend." "Especially in a small town like this, you know?" "Especially in a small town like this, you know?" "People talk, people add to the this, you know?" "People talk, people add to the story, they glorify the people talk, people add to the story, they glorify the details... whatever." "Story, they glorify the details..." "Whatever." "But it's based on truth, and details... whatever." "But it's based on truth, and in our case, the legend is..." "Ugly." "Good opening." "Shut up." "Good opening." "Shut up." "Like I said, r.W. Rayborn was a shut up." "Like I said, r.W. Rayborn was a farmer." "Like I said, r.W. Rayborn was a farmer." "Had a farm, uh, just right off farmer." "Had a farm, uh, just right off the property line in the back had a farm, uh, just right off the property line in the back there." "The property line in the back there." "You know, uh, it looks run-down there." "You know, uh, it looks run-down now, but back in the day, it was you know, uh, it looks run-down now, but back in the day, it was pretty set." "Now, but back in the day, it was pretty set." "About the last farmer that pretty set." "About the last farmer that existed around here." "About the last farmer that existed around here." "And when rayborn would come into existed around here." "And when rayborn would come into town for supplies, he'd and when rayborn would come into town for supplies, he'd sometimes bring his daughter." "Yeah, the banks had this grand plan to make all this area into a subdivision." "Plan to make all this area into a subdivision." "You know, there'd be houses all a subdivision." "You know, there'd be houses all over here, you know?" "You know, there'd be houses all over here, you know?" "They even tried to extend the over here, you know?" "They even tried to extend the highway right through here." "They even tried to extend the highway right through here." "Yeah, they pushed my dad's highway right through here." "Yeah, they pushed my dad's land back 100 yards to make way yeah, they pushed my dad's land back 100 yards to make way for that four-Lane." "Land back 100 yards to make way for that four-Lane." "Yeah." "For that four-Lane." "Yeah." "They tried to do that with us a yeah." "They tried to do that with us a few times." "They tried to do that with us a few times." "But, uh..." "Few times." "But, uh... back on the subject, rayborn's but, uh... back on the subject, rayborn's daughter..." "Back on the subject, rayborn's daughter..." "Daughter..." "I mean, when she was a kid, she" "I mean, when she was a kid, she was a beautiful little girl, but" "I mean, when she was a kid, she was a beautiful little girl, but she did what every beautiful was a beautiful little girl, but she did what every beautiful little girl does." "She did what every beautiful little girl does." "They grow up to be beautiful little girl does." "They grow up to be beautiful young ladies." "They grow up to be beautiful young ladies." "Now, some say that when he would young ladies." "Now, some say that when he would take his daughter on occasion, now, some say that when he would take his daughter on occasion, everyone in town would have take his daughter on occasion, everyone in town would have their eye on her." "Everyone in town would have their eye on her." "They say he carried a pitchfork their eye on her." "They say he carried a pitchfork because of her." "They say he carried a pitchfork because of her." "And the joke was that if you'd because of her." "And the joke was that if you'd mess with rayborn's daughter..." "And the joke was that if you'd mess with rayborn's daughter... you mess with the pitchfork." " Mess with rayborn's daughter..." " You mess with the pitchfork." "The accounts of this part of the story vary from person to person." "Story vary from person to person." "Some say that he entered his person." "Some say that he entered his house to find that his daughter some say that he entered his house to find that his daughter and her new boyfriend had house to find that his daughter and her new boyfriend had murdered his wife and the sight" "and her new boyfriend had murdered his wife and the sight threw him into a murderous rage." "Murdered his wife and the sight threw him into a murderous rage." "But that's not the story I threw him into a murderous rage." "But that's not the story I believe." "But that's not the story I believe." "I believe that seeing that his believe." "I believe that seeing that his wife let his only daughter run" "I believe that seeing that his wife let his only daughter run away drove him over the edge..." "Wife let his only daughter run away drove him over the edge... and she became his first..." "Away drove him over the edge... and she became his first... but not last... victim." "Now, old pitchfork had a problem." "He knew that his daughter had" "problem." "He knew that his daughter had run off with one of the he knew that his daughter had run off with one of the neighbors' boys, but he didn't run off with one of the neighbors' boys, but he didn't know which one." "So he took his revenge out on everyone." "From house to house, he went searching for his missing daughter." "Searching for his missing daughter." "[ Music box plays daughter." "When it was over, the police launched a manhunt..." "largest in state history." "Launched a manhunt..." "largest in state history." "They never found him." "Largest in state history." "They never found him." "Some people say pitchfork found they never found him." "Some people say pitchfork found his daughter and her boyfriend." "Some people say pitchfork found his daughter and her boyfriend." "That's why no one's ever heard his daughter and her boyfriend." "That's why no one's ever heard about them again." "That's not the story my father used to tell." "It's not what I believe." "Used to tell." "It's not what I believe." "The truth is, he never found it's not what I believe." "The truth is, he never found them." "The truth is, he never found them." "They got away somehow, and them." "They got away somehow, and people around here all want to they got away somehow, and people around here all want to believe everyone involved is people around here all want to believe everyone involved is dead." "Legend has it... that when the moon's full and everything gets all that when the moon's full and everything gets all quiet-like..." "And everything gets all quiet-like..." "Like it is now..." "You can still spot old pitchfork wandering the woods, searching for his" "old pitchfork wandering the woods, searching for his daughter..." "Woods, searching for his daughter..." "And her boyfriend." "Aaaaaaaaaaah!" "God, you kept me waiting long god, you kept me waiting long enough." "God, you kept me waiting long enough." "I was back there for 20 minutes." "Enough." "I was back there for 20 minutes." "Oh, it was worth it." "I was back there for 20 minutes." "Oh, it was worth it." "Oh, it was worth it." "I knew you were making that" "I knew you were making that shit up." "I knew you were making that shit up." "I didn't make it up." "Shit up." "I didn't make it up." "That story is true." "I didn't make it up." "That story is true." "You can look it up when you go that story is true." "You can look it up when you go back to school." "You can look it up when you go back to school." "If you get back." "Back to school." "If you get back." "dun-dun-du-u-un" " if you get back." "  dun-dun-du-u-un dun-dun-du-u-un  okay, that's enough beer for okay, that's enough beer for him." "Okay, that's enough beer for him." "Him." "She comes on like an she comes on like an all-day child she comes on like an all-day child when all those colors go all-day child when all those colors go exploding around when all those colors go exploding around oh, how I love that glowing" "exploding around oh, how i love that glowing hair oh, how I love that glowing hair underneath magnolias and hair underneath magnolias and midnight air underneath magnolias and midnight air and those summer days, yeah, midnight air and those summer days, yeah, they're back again" "and those summer days, yeah, they're back again  is the couch comfy?" "They're back again  is the couch comfy?" "Yeah." "It's okay." "Is the couch comfy?" "Yeah." "It's okay." "You know I can sleep out here yeah." "It's okay." "You know i can sleep out here if you want." "You know I can sleep out here if you want." "No, I'm fine." "It's okay." "If you want." "No, I'm fine." "It's okay." "Don't worry about me." "No, I'm fine." "It's okay." "Don't worry about me." "You sure?" "Don't worry about me." "You sure?" "Yes!" "I'm okay." "You sure?" "Yes!" "I'm okay." "Why don't you just come sleep yes!" "I'm okay." "Why don't you just come sleep in my room?" "Why don't you just come sleep in my room?" "I respect your uncle's in my room?" "I respect your uncle's wishes." "I respect your uncle's wishes." "Wishes." "Although, his moral compass although, his moral compass is a little..." "Although, his moral compass is a little..." " Is a little..." "  He was only half-serious he was only half-serious about that." "He was only half-serious about that." "You can come sleep in my room if about that." "You can come sleep in my room if you want." "You can come sleep in my room if you want." "I am fine." "You want." "I am fine." "Don't worry about me." "I am fine." "Don't worry about me." "Okay." "Don't worry about me." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Sweet dreams." "Okay." "Sweet dreams." "Good night, gorgeous." "When all that cold has gone away and ended" "and she takes all of this lonely mess  I have to pee!" "Lucky bastard." "I thought you were in there whacking off or something." "I thought you were in there whacking off or something." "Whacking off or something." "You son of a bitch." "You son of a bitch." "You son of a bitch." "How was she?" "How was she?" "Dude." "How was she?" "Dude." "and those summer days, dude.  and those summer days, are here again and those summer days, are here again" "Who's there?" "You ever find those traps?" "You ever find those traps?" "No." "You ever find those traps?" "No." "Think somebody stole them." "No." "Think somebody stole them." "It was probably Jeff." "Think somebody stole them." "It was probably Jeff." "His trucking business went it was probably Jeff." "His trucking business went under, and he's the one that his trucking business went under, and he's the one that helped me put them out." "Under, and he's the one that helped me put them out." "Huh." "Helped me put them out." "Huh." "They'll probably turn up, man." "Huh." "They'll probably turn up, man." "Mm." "They'll probably turn up, man." "Mm." "Man, it is gonna be a bitch if mm." "Man, it is gonna be a bitch if we have to run all these lights man, it is gonna be a bitch if we have to run all these lights again tomorrow." "We have to run all these lights again tomorrow." "Again tomorrow." "We'll be all right." "We'll be all right." "No problem, man." "We'll be all right." "No problem, man." "We'll get it done." "No problem, man." "We'll get it done." "Yeah." "We'll get it done." "Yeah." "It's a hell of a ride." "Yeah." "It's a hell of a ride." "Hell of a ride, bro." "Oh!" "Oh!" "You okay?" "Yeah." "Just couldn't sleep." "Yeah, me either." "Yeah." "Just couldn't sleep." "Yeah, me either." "Why not?" "Yeah, me either." "Why not?" "Why not?" "Uh... mind racing, I guess." "Uh... mind racing, I guess." "Whole lot of memories here." "Uh... mind racing, I guess." "Whole lot of memories here." "Good ones?" "Whole lot of memories here." "Good ones?" "Yeah." "Definitely." "Good ones?" "Yeah." "Definitely." "You know, it's weird, but you yeah." "Definitely." "You know, it's weird, but you spend half your life pretending you know, it's weird, but you spend half your life pretending you're not from Alabama, and the spend half your life pretending you're not from Alabama, and the rest, you're pretending you" "you're not from Alabama, and the rest, you're pretending you don't miss it." "Rest, you're pretending you don't miss it." "Don't miss it." "I guess we moved around too much" "I guess we moved around too much for me to really miss anyplace" "I guess we moved around too much for me to really miss anyplace in particular." "For me to really miss anyplace in particular." "My dad's job moved us to in particular." "My dad's job moved us to San Diego once." "My dad's job moved us to San Diego once." "That was really nice." "San Diego once." "That was really nice." "I bet." "That was really nice." "I bet." "How old were you when you" "I bet." "How old were you when you moved in with Morgan?" "How old were you when you moved in with Morgan?" "10." "Moved in with Morgan?" "10." "Was your aunt still alive?" "10." "Was your aunt still alive?" "Yeah." "Was your aunt still alive?" "Yeah." "She..." "Yeah." "She... she didn't pass away until I was she... she didn't pass away until I was in high school." "Were you close?" "She was my mom for about six years." "She was my mom for about six years." "I'm sorry." "Years." "I'm sorry." "Nah, it's okay." "I'm sorry." "Nah, it's okay." "She was probably as close as a nah, it's okay." "She was probably as close as a person could be to a Saint these she was probably as close as a person could be to a Saint these days." "She, of all people, didn't need to hurt anymore." "So, it was just me, Corey, and to hurt anymore." "So, it was just me, Corey, and uncle Morgan." "So, it was just me, Corey, and uncle Morgan." "Somehow, we made it work." "Uncle Morgan." "Somehow, we made it work." "Somehow, we made it work." "We used to quiz each other on we used to quiz each other on microwave directions for TV we used to quiz each other on microwave directions for TV dinners and chicken pot pies." "Microwave directions for TV dinners and chicken pot pies." "We were scary-good at it." "Dinners and chicken pot pies." "We were scary-good at it." "You name the item and the brand, we were scary-good at it." "You name the item and the brand, and we could give you the exact you name the item and the brand, and we could give you the exact time and heating instruction." "And we could give you the exact time and heating instruction." "Time and heating instruction." "Well, that's a valuable well, that's a valuable skill." "Well, that's a valuable skill." " Skill." "  Well, it comes in handy at well, it comes in handy at school sometimes." "Well, it comes in handy at school sometimes." "But only if it's an older school sometimes." "But only if it's an older microwave." "But only if it's an older microwave." "If the wattage is too high, my microwave." "If the wattage is too high, my powers are useless." "If the wattage is too high, my powers are useless." "Powers are useless." "Well, i didn't exactly have a well, I didn't exactly have a normal childhood, either." "Well, I didn't exactly have a normal childhood, either." "And I always said when I got normal childhood, either." "And I always said when I got older and had kids of my own and I always said when I got older and had kids of my own that our lives would be older and had kids of my own that our lives would be perfectly normal and boring, you" "that our lives would be perfectly normal and boring, you know?" "Perfectly normal and boring, you know?" "House, fenced yard, dogs, church know?" "House, fenced yard, dogs, church on Sundays." "House, fenced yard, dogs, church on Sundays." "Mortgage, arguing about tile on Sundays." "Mortgage, arguing about tile in the bathroom, family game mortgage, arguing about tile in the bathroom, family game night." "In the bathroom, family game night." "Night." "Exactly." "Exactly." "I'm in." "Exactly." "I'm in." "Really?" "I'm in." "Really?" "That's the plan, isn't it?" "Otherwise, what are we working towards?" "I mean, you've seen the level of towards?" "I mean, you've seen the level of normalcy that I had to grow up" "I mean, you've seen the level of normalcy that I had to grow up with." "Normalcy that I had to grow up with." "Why wouldn't I want that?" "Sitting here in the dark  so, uh..." "Did you wanna..." "So, uh... did you wanna..." "Are you serious?" "Did you wanna..." "Are you serious?" "Yeah." "Are you serious?" "Yeah." "We'll wake everyone up." "Yeah." "We'll wake everyone up." "I think you overestimate my we'll wake everyone up." "I think you overestimate my abilities." "I think you overestimate my abilities." " Abilities." " I still don't think it's a good" "I still don't think it's a good idea." "I still don't think it's a good idea." "Are you sure?" "Idea." "Are you sure?" "I'm half done already." " Are you sure?" " I'm half done already." " I'm half done already." "  falling down to the falling down to the ground falling down to the ground" "Ground  was that thunder?" "Was that thunder?" "I think so." "Was that thunder?" "I think so." "That's bad, isn't it?" "I think so." "That's bad, isn't it?" "Yep." "That's bad, isn't it?" "Yep." "That's bad." "This shit's coming down." "Yeah." "This rain's gonna hurt our" "yeah." "This rain's gonna hurt our tracking." "This rain's gonna hurt our tracking." "Well, we could get, uh, tracking." "Well, we could get, uh, canoes for everybody to go out well, we could get, uh, canoes for everybody to go out in." "'" " Cause it's raining so hard." "  Yeah." "Yeah, I got it." " Yeah." "Yeah, I got it." " Hey, look, first thing in the hey, look, first thing in the morning, I need you to get your hey, look, first thing in the morning, I need you to get your boys to do a house-to-house, all" "morning, I need you to get your boys to do a house-to-house, all right?" "Boys to do a house-to-house, all right?" "Notifying or searching?" "Right?" "Notifying or searching?" "Both." "Notifying or searching?" "Both." "We've got the manpower." "Both." "We've got the manpower." "That is, if, uh.." "We've got the manpower." "That is, if, uh.." "We have enough canoes." "It was funny." "Nope." "No, it wasn't." "Good night, wincer." "You know, when this is all over, we should get our own you know, when this is all over, we should get our own buddy-cop show." "Over, we should get our own buddy-cop show." "All right." "Let's huddle up." "Come on." "Come on." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Working hard." "Well, we gambled, and we lost." "All right?" "Well, we gambled, and we lost." "All right?" "No sense crying about it." "All right?" "No sense crying about it." "We just have to bust ass, get no sense crying about it." "We just have to bust ass, get it done." "We just have to bust ass, get it done." "All right?" "It done." "All right?" "So let's just have some fun." "All right?" "So let's just have some fun." "Got a lot of work to do." "So let's just have some fun." "Got a lot of work to do." "Let's do it, all right?" "Got a lot of work to do." "Let's do it, all right?" "Let's do it." "Let's do it, all right?" "Let's do it." "All right, ready?" "Let's do it." "All right, ready?" "Break." "All right, ready?" "Break." "Hayride." "Break." "Hayride." "Hoo!" "Hayride." "Hoo!" "Let me see... 1, 2, 3, 4..." "2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12." "Wow." "2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12." "Wow." "We're doing a good job out here." "Wow." "We're doing a good job out here." "We're doing a good job out here." "You haven't worked out in a you haven't worked out in a while, have you?" "You haven't worked out in a while, have you?" "No." "It's been years." "While, have you?" "No." "It's been years." "Huh?" "No." "It's been years." "Huh?" "I don't know." "Huh?" "I don't know." "I heard, you know..." "last night," "I don't know." "I heard, you know..." "Last night, I heard some sounds." "I heard, you know..." "last night, I heard some sounds." "I heard some sounds." "You're holding up pretty good, you're holding up pretty good, right?" "You're holding up pretty good, right?" "Except for the wheezing." "Right?" "Except for the wheezing." "You want an inhaler?" "Except for the wheezing." "You want an inhaler?" "You want me to get it?" "You want an inhaler?" "You want me to get it?" "I'm good." " You want me to get it?" "  I'm good." "I'm good." "Hey, how's school, man?" "Hey, how's school, man?" "It's going pretty good." "Hey, how's school, man?" "It's going pretty good." "It is?" "It's going pretty good." "It is?" "Yeah." "It is?" "Yeah." "You going to class?" "Yeah." "You going to class?" "Most days." "You going to class?" "Most days." "Yeah, I guess that's enough, most days." "Yeah, i guess that's enough, right?" "Yeah, I guess that's enough, right?" "So, uh, what do you think of right?" "So, uh, what do you think of Amanda?" "So, uh, what do you think of Amanda?" "Oh!" "Whew!" "Amanda?" "Oh!" "Whew!" "Oh!" "Whew!" "I try not to, buddy." "I try not to, buddy." "I don't know if it's gonna work" "I try not to, buddy." "I don't know if it's gonna work between us." "I don't know if it's gonna work between us." "Okay, now." "Between us." "Okay, now." "I mean, unless you can say okay, now." "I mean, unless you can say something." "I mean, unless you can say something." "Can you say something?" "Something." "Can you say something?" "I'm not afraid to take you can you say something?" "I'm not afraid to take you down, old man." "I'm not afraid to take you down, old man." "Oh, really?" "Down, old man." "Oh, really?" "Oh, well, maybe you're gonna oh, really?" "Oh, well, maybe you're gonna have to try this." "Oh, well, maybe you're gonna have to try this." "Okay." "Have to try this." "Okay." "Let's see it." "Okay." "Let's see it." "Oh!" "Hell!" "Let's see it." "Oh!" "Hell!" "Oh-ho!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Hell!" "Oh-ho!" "Oh!" "He's serious!" "Oh-ho!" "Oh!" "He's serious!" "Oh!" "He's serious!" "Oh!" "Ohhh..." "Oh!" "Ohhh... you love her?" "Ohhh... you love her?" "Why would you ask that?" "You love her?" "Why would you ask that?" "I don't know." "Why would you ask that?" "I don't know." "You're getting to the age where" "I don't know." "You're getting to the age where you're growing hair in all the you're getting to the age where you're growing hair in all the right places, I guess, you know?" "You're growing hair in all the right places, i guess, you know?" "And, you know, liking a woman is right places, I guess, you know?" "And, you know, liking a woman is not gonna cut it anymore, you and, you know, liking a woman is not gonna cut it anymore, you know?" "Not gonna cut it anymore, you know?" "Everything's starting to get know?" "Everything's starting to get serious around here." "Everything's starting to get serious around here." "Yeah." "I do." "Serious around here." "Yeah." "I do." "Oh." "Yeah." "I do." "Oh." "Let me ask you something." "Oh." "Let me ask you something." "You know, you graduate, finish let me ask you something." "You know, you graduate, finish school, get a job, you know, and you know, you graduate, finish school, get a job, you know, and it comes down to a choice school, get a job, you know, and it comes down to a choice between your career and Amanda." "It comes down to a choice between your career and Amanda." "Who you betting on?" "Between your career and Amanda." "Who you betting on?" "Hadn't really thought about who you betting on?" "Hadn't really thought about it." "Hadn't really thought about it." "Do you have to?" "It." "Do you have to?" "No, I guess not." "Do you have to?" "No, I guess not." "It's Amanda." "No, I guess not." "It's Amanda." "Yeah, it is." " It's Amanda." "  Yeah, it is." " Yeah, it is." " You know, all the years I've you know, all the years I've been around, you know, I'll you know, all the years I've been around, you know, I'll tell you what I learned." "Been around, you know, I'll tell you what i learned." "A career is nothing but a damn tell you what I learned." "A career is nothing but a damn job if you're not working for a career is nothing but a damn job if you're not working for family." "Job if you're not working for family." "People are always talking about family." "People are always talking about focusing on their career, people are always talking about focusing on their career, working hard to get ahead." "Focusing on their career, working hard to get ahead." "I tell you what... you find the working hard to get ahead." "I tell you what... you find the right woman..." "I tell you what... you find the right woman... and you'll spend the rest of right woman... and you'll spend the rest of your life trying to make her and you'll spend the rest of your life trying to make her happy." "Your life trying to make her happy." "I got you." "Happy." "I got you." "Rest of your money, too," "I got you." "Rest of your money, too, probably." "Rest of your money, too, probably." "Probably." "No, no, no." "No, no, no." "No, look." "No, no, no." "No, look." "I'm dead-serious." "No, look." "I'm dead-serious." "I got it." "I got it." "I'm dead-serious." "I got it." "I got it." "You know, you're getting all" "I got it." "I got it." "You know, you're getting all emotional in your old age." "You know, you're getting all emotional in your old age." "It's kind of freaking me out." "Emotional in your old age." "It's kind of freaking me out." "You know, you and Corey are it's kind of freaking me out." "You know, you and Corey are all I got, you know, to carry you know, you and Corey are all i got, you know, to carry on..." "All I got, you know, to carry on..." "My legacy." "On... my legacy." "You know, which one of you two my legacy." "You know, which one of you two is more suited to take the you know, which one of you two is more suited to take the emotional crap, you think?" "Is more suited to take the emotional crap, you think?" "That's a good point." " Emotional crap, you think?" "  That's a good point." " That's a good point. -  You know, I love Corey to you know, I love Corey to death, but I wouldn't trust him you know, I love Corey to death, but i wouldn't trust him with a fucking hammer." "Death, but I wouldn't trust him with a fucking hammer." " With a fucking hammer." "  Don't." "Don't." "I made that mistake." "Don't." "I made that mistake." "I made that mistake." "All right." "All right." "So, uh, who's playing all right." "So, uh, who's playing pitchfork?" "So, uh, who's playing pitchfork?" "Pitchfork?" "Pitchfork?" "Pitchfork?" "Oh, uh, are you a-a rider or a pitchfork?" "Oh, uh, are you a-a rider or a worker?" "Oh, uh, are you a-a rider or a worker?" "Yeah." "I think you're a rider." "Worker?" "Yeah." "I think you're a rider." "Yeah." "I think you're a rider." "Man, this is bullshit." "Man, this is bullshit." "You scared?" "Man, this is bullshit." "You scared?" "He didn't make it this far." "You scared?" "He didn't make it this far." "If you're scared, just say he didn't make it this far." "If you're scared, just say you're scared..." "If you're scared, just say you're scared... scared of hobos and you're scared... scared of hobos and hepatitis, um..." "lurkers." "Scared of hobos and hepatitis, um..." "Lurkers." "Yeah, I'm a little scared." "Hepatitis, um..." "lurkers." "Yeah, I'm a little scared." "Oh, come on." "Yeah, I'm a little scared." "Oh, come on." "Let's just go check the house." "As if we haven't talked to enough country people today." "Oh, you like talking to these enough country people today." "Oh, you like talking to these folks." "Oh, you like talking to these folks." "Oh, yeah." "I do." "And... shit." "Let's do it." "Okay." "Now I'm scared." "Yeah." "It's getting interesting." "Yeah." "It's getting interesting." "Thanks." "That's reassuring." "I'm clear." "Clear." "I'm going upstairs." "Good." "Have fun." "Hey, man." "Hey, man." "Yeah, go ahead." "Hey, man." "Yeah, go ahead." "Hey, come look at this." "Yeah, go ahead." "Hey, come look at this." "I need you to come look at hey, come look at this." "I need you to come look at something real quick." "I need you to come look at something real quick." "It's a bunch of dead animals." "Something real quick." "It's a bunch of dead animals." "Like..." "It's a bunch of dead animals." "Like..." "Like maybe our boy's been eating like..." "like maybe our boy's been eating them or something." "Like maybe our boy's been eating them or something." "What?" "!" "Them or something." "What?" "!" "Some freak's been fucking what?" "!" "Some freak's been fucking eating them." "Some freak's been fucking eating them." "Just come look." "Shit!" "Could you make out what they were saying?" "No." "Were saying?" "No." "They were walking a line right no." "They were walking a line right through here." "They were walking a line right through here." "They checked in at lunch." "Through here." "They checked in at lunch." "They were near Harlow, right?" "They checked in at lunch." "They were near Harlow, right?" "Yeah." "They were near Harlow, right?" "Yeah." "This is right outside of our yeah." "This is right outside of our perimeter." "This is right outside of our perimeter." "Does anybody live out this way?" "Perimeter." "Does anybody live out this way?" "I don't think so." "Does anybody live out this way?" "I don't think so." "Look, we need to get a" "I don't think so." "Look, we need to get a roadblock block going into, look, we need to get a roadblock block going into, um..." "let's see..." "Brandon, roadblock block going into, um..." "let's see..." "Brandon, right here." "Um..." "let's see..." "Brandon, right here." "And I need you to get a team right here." "And I need you to get a team north of Harlow, okay?" "And I need you to get a team north of Harlow, okay?" "You got it." "North of Harlow, okay?" "You got it." "So, what's out here?" "You got it." "So, what's out here?" "Just river, as far as I know." "So, what's out here?" "Just river, as far as I know." "So, what is this?" "Just river, as far as I know." "So, what is this?" "County woods, a dump... what?" "So, what is this?" "County woods, a dump what?" "Haven't been out there in county woods, a dump... what?" "Haven't been out there in years." "Haven't been out there in years." "Let's go find out." " Years." "  Let's go find out." "All right, all right!" "Hayride!" "Hayride!" "Right?" "All right, all right!" "Hayride!" "Hayride!" "Right?" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Hayride!" "Hayride!" "Right?" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "We're about to roll this thing whoo!" "Yeah!" "We're about to roll this thing out, aren't we, huh?" "We're about to roll this thing out, aren't we, huh?" " Out, aren't we, huh?" " All right." "All right." "Look, a couple of ground rules, all right." "Look, a couple of ground rules, all right?" "Look, a couple of ground rules, all right?" "The first few rides through, all right?" "The first few rides through, it's just gonna be kids and the first few rides through, it's just gonna be kids and their parents, so, guys, look, it's just gonna be kids and their parents, so, guys, look, we want to keep it clean for" "their parents, so, guys, look, we want to keep it clean for them, all right?" "We want to keep it clean for them, all right?" "I'm not shitting you!" "Them, all right?" "I'm not shitting you!" "Keep it clean!" "I'm not shitting you!" "Keep it clean!" "All right?" "Keep it clean!" "All right?" "You." "All right?" "You." "And as the night rolls on, we you." "And as the night rolls on, we can gradually... we can and as the night rolls on, we can gradually we can gradually what, girls?" "Can gradually... we can gradually what, girls?" "Together:" "Turn up the heat, gradually what, girls?" "Together:" "Turn up the heat, captain Morgan!" "Together:" "Turn up the heat, captain Morgan!" " Captain Morgan!" "  Now, gradually, though, now, gradually, though, right, girls?" "Now, gradually, though, right, girls?" "Right?" "Right, girls?" "Right?" "Corey?" "Right?" "Corey?" "I need you guys to, uh," "Corey?" "I need you guys to, uh, communicate with me throughout" "I need you guys to, uh, communicate with me throughout the ride." "Communicate with me throughout the ride." "I got a lot of ground to cover, the ride." "I got a lot of ground to cover, okay?" "I got a lot of ground to cover, okay?" "That's true." "That's true." "Okay?" "That's true." "That's true." "If you need relief or a light that's true." "That's true." "If you need relief or a light goes out or something, radio if you need relief or a light goes out or something, radio Corey immediately, all right?" "Goes out or something, radio Corey immediately, all right?" "There's gonna be a 30-minute" "Corey immediately, all right?" "There's gonna be a 30-minute break right before the madness there's gonna be a 30-minute break right before the madness ride." "Break right before the madness ride." "That's just to regroup, go over ride." "That's just to regroup, go over our plans." "That's just to regroup, go over our plans." "Oh, and, uh, hate to say it..." "Our plans." "Oh, and, uh, hate to say it... no improv-ing this year, all oh, and, uh, hate to say it... no improv-ing this year, all right?" "No improv-ing this year, all right?" "I know we had a lot of fun with right?" "I know we had a lot of fun with it over the years, but our" "I know we had a lot of fun with it over the years, but our routine is tight now." "It over the years, but our routine is tight now." "If we stay with the routine, I routine is tight now." "If we stay with the routine, I think that's gonna work best for if we stay with the routine, I think that's gonna work best for us, all right?" "Think that's gonna work best for us, all right?" "So, remember... everyone has a us, all right?" "So, remember... everyone has a good time, no one gets hurt." "So, remember... everyone has a good time, no one gets hurt." "So, let's rock these people's good time, no one gets hurt." "So, let's rock these people's lives and give them the show of so, let's rock these people's lives and give them the show of their lives, all right?" "!" "Lives and give them the show of their lives, all right?" "!" " Their lives, all right?" "!" " Yeah, baby!" "Yeah, baby!" "All right!" "Yeah, baby!" "All right!" "All right, guys." "All right!" "All right, guys." "Come on." "Everybody, bring it in." "All right, guys." "Come on." "Everybody, bring it in." "Come on, everybody." "Come on." "Everybody, bring it in." "Come on, everybody." "Give me... somebody, bring it come on, everybody." "Give me somebody, bring it in." "Give me... somebody, bring it in." "Dick." "Assholes!" "my old man, he told me once that I had eyes like hers my old man, he told me once that I had eyes like hers his big arms never held me that I had eyes like hers his big arms never held me like they could" "his big arms never held me like they could the night that I was brought like they could the night that I was brought to earth, her debt distracted by the night that I was brought to earth, her debt distracted by my birth" "To earth, her debt distracted by my birth he cut all ties when he cut my birth he cut all ties when he cut the cord he cut all ties when he cut the cord I know the cord i know where to go" "I know where to go" "hey, where are the other riders?" "Ooh!" "Aaaah!" "Aaaah!" "Aaaaaah!" "Aaaaaah!" "Somebody help me!" "Okay, that's our cue." "Go get the truck." "What?" "!" "I'm not getting it." "Go get the truck." "What?" "!" "I'm not getting it." "Why not?" "It's your turn." "What?" "!" "I'm not getting it." "Why not?" "It's your turn." "The hell it is." "Why not?" "It's your turn." "The hell it is." "I went last time." "The hell it is." "I went last time." "You didn't!" "I went last time." "You didn't!" "Dude, I went last time, and you didn't!" "Dude, I went last time, and it's really far." "Dude, I went last time, and it's really far." "Shh." "It's really far." "Shh." "Boo-fucking-hoo, dude." "Shh." "Boo-fucking-hoo, dude." "It's your turn." "Boo-fucking-hoo, dude." "It's your turn." "Paper, rock, scissors." "It's your turn." "Paper, rock, scissors." "No." "Paper, rock, scissors." "No." "You can do it, or I can kick you no." "You can do it, or I can kick you in the balls and then you can do you can do it, or I can kick you in the balls and then you can do it." "In the balls and then you can do it." " It." " I just love our time together." "I just love our time together." "I just love our time together." "I got bad news." "Truck's dead." "So, just go ahead and head up" "truck's dead." "So, just go ahead and head up the dirt path up there and wait so, just go ahead and head up the dirt path up there and wait inside the old barn." "The dirt path up there and wait inside the old barn." "Ohhh!" "Inside the old barn." "Ohhh!" "Ohhh!" "Hey, guys, we're gonna need hey, guys, we're gonna need another truck up here." "Hey, guys, we're gonna need another truck up here." "This one's shot." "All right." "Come on, guys." "Stay together." "They're out." "Go get it." "Geez!" "Dude, what the hell is that?" "Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!" "All right." "The second group is on foot and headed toward the haunted house." "The second group is on foot and headed toward the haunted house." "Morgan?" "Is that you?" "Whoa!" "My god!" "Holy shit!" "Man!" "Holy shit!" "Man!" "Oh, man!" "Man!" "Oh, man!" "You can't do me like that." "Oh, man!" "You can't do me like that." "You can't do me like that." "Killer mask, man." "Killer mask, man." "Whew." "Killer mask, man." "Whew." "Whew." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Hey!" "Should have known to look here." "What do you mean?" "Here." "What do you mean?" "It's like some places just what do you mean?" "It's like some places just attract trouble." "Still not following." "What?" "Did something happen here?" "What?" "Did something happen here?" "This place attracts death did something happen here?" "This place attracts death like flies to shit." "Police!" "Clear left!" "Clear right!" "Fucking help me!" "Fucking help me!" "No!" "No!" "There's a legend around here that a farmer killed his family... just snapped one day" "that a farmer killed his family... just snapped one day and started killing." "Family... just snapped one day and started killing." "Never found him." "And started killing." "Never found him." "Is it true?" "Never found him." "Is it true?" "I don't know if "true" is the is it true?" "I don't know if "true" is the right word, but something" "I don't know if "true" is the right word, but something happened." "Right word, but something happened." "You just don't know what, happened." "You just don't know what, right?" "You just don't know what, right?" "Well, I don't know what right?" "Well, I don't know what really happened and what people well, I don't know what really happened and what people just made up, but I know there's really happened and what people just made up, but I know there's a reason people don't come" "just made up, but I know there's a reason people don't come around here anymore." "When I was in high school, group of kids went missing... big search, family hysterical," "group of kids went missing... big search, family hysterical, cops coming around the school big search, family hysterical, cops coming around the school asking questions." "Cops coming around the school asking questions." "Well, they found two of them up asking questions." "Well, they found two of them up here." "Well, they found two of them up here." "The boy evidently stabbed the here." "The boy evidently stabbed the girlfriend to death, then the boy evidently stabbed the girlfriend to death, then torched her car." "Girlfriend to death, then torched her car." "Did they catch him?" "Torched her car." "Did they catch him?" "He was in the car, too." "Did they catch him?" "He was in the car, too." "Nice." "He was in the car, too." "Nice." "Local folks swear..." "Nice." "Local folks swear..." "Old pitchfork did it." "Local folks swear... old pitchfork did it." "Pitchfork?" "What's that smell?" "Shh." "Shh." "Officer down!" "Officer down!" "Wincer!" "Wincer!" "Holy shit." "Jesus Christ." " Where the hell is everybody?" "!" " Come on!" " Where the hell is everybody?" "!" " Come on!" "Come on!" "It's those dang teenagers." "It's those dang teenagers." "That's what it is every year." "It's those dang teenagers." "That's what it is every year." "Half the volunteers are gone." "That's what it is every year." "Half the volunteers are gone." "Where the fuck is Mickey?" "Half the volunteers are gone." "Where the fuck is Mickey?" "Now, look, look, we still got where the fuck is Mickey?" "Now, look, look, we still got a good crowd out there." "Now, look, look, we still got a good crowd out there." "We got to do this." "A good crowd out there." "We got to do this." "We're gonna have to improvise." "We got to do this." "We're gonna have to improvise." "Uh..." "We're gonna have to improvise." "Uh..." "Steven, you want to give Corey a uh..." "Steven, you want to give Corey a hand?" "Steven, you want to give Corey a hand?" "Sure thing." "Hand?" "Sure thing." "Awesome." "Sure thing." "Awesome." "What about you, Amanda?" "Awesome." "What about you, Amanda?" "You want to be the girl to be what about you, Amanda?" "You want to be the girl to be yanked off the truck?" "You want to be the girl to be yanked off the truck?" "Uh... yeah, sure." "Yanked off the truck?" "Uh... yeah, sure." "Who's doing the yanking?" "Uh... yeah, sure." "Who's doing the yanking?" "Who's doing the yanking?" "Okay." "Okay." "Awesome." "Okay." "Awesome." "All right." "Awesome." "All right." "Everybody else know what they're all right." "Everybody else know what they're doing?" "Everybody else know what they're doing?" "Okay." " Doing?" " Okay." " Okay." "  Look, we need to call in look, we need to call in every man off that roadblock..." "Look, we need to call in every man off that roadblock... get them here right now." "Every man off that roadblock... get them here right now." "Look, if they're south of get them here right now." "Look, if they're south of Harlow, we need to get them look, if they're south of Harlow, we need to get them north of Harlow." "Harlow, we need to get them north of Harlow." "This fucker's close by, cuz." "North of Harlow." "This fucker's close by, cuz." "All right, guys." "This fucker's close by, cuz." "All right, guys." "You know what you need to do." "All right, guys." "You know what you need to do." "Let's do it." "You know what you need to do." "Let's do it." "Let's bring him in." "Let's do it." "Let's bring him in." "Let's do it." "Let's bring him in." "Let's do it." "Let's do it." "All right, we're gonna start all right, we're gonna start this thing, uh, about an hour all right, we're gonna start this thing, uh, about an hour later than usual." "This thing, uh, about an hour later than usual." "I mean, please later than usual." "I mean, please don't run off, like those other" "I mean, please don't run off, like those other potheads." "Don't run off, like those other potheads." " Potheads." " Now, I'll call "places."" "Now, I'll call "places." We go to places." "Now, I'll call "places." We go to places." "I'll sound the horn when we roll we go to places." "I'll sound the horn when we roll out." "I'll sound the horn when we roll out." "All right?" "Out." "All right?" "All right?" "Let's go." "Are you sure you're okay riding by yourself?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm okay." "Riding by yourself?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm okay." "It's, uh, less scary if you're yeah." "Yeah." "I'm okay." "It's, uh, less scary if you're in on it, right?" "It's, uh, less scary if you're in on it, right?" "Okay." "Are you sure?" "In on it, right?" "Okay." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm okay." "Okay." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm okay." "Go." "Go." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm okay." "Go." "Go." "Bye." "Oh!" "Jesus Christ!" "Just stay with me, man." "So, Amanda's hot." "Thanks, man." "I mean, at first, I was like," "thanks, man." "I mean, at first, i was like, you know, "she's cute," you" "I mean, at first, I was like, you know, "she's cute," you know, "go, Steven."" "You know, "she's cute," you know, "go, Steven." But now, bro, she is hot." "Know, "go, Steven." But now, bro, she is hot." "But now, bro, she is hot." "Yeah, I appreciate it, man." "Yeah, I appreciate it, man." "I mean, she's hotter than yeah, I appreciate it, man." "I mean, she's hotter than you." "I mean, she's hotter than you." "She's... supposed to be hotter you." "She's... supposed to be hotter than me, dumbass." "She's... supposed to be hotter than me, dumbass." "No, I mean, like the girl than me, dumbass." "No, i mean, like the girl you." "No, I mean, like the girl you." "Like, if you were a girl, there you." "Like, if you were a girl, there is no way you'd be that hot." "Like, if you were a girl, there is no way you'd be that hot." "Aw, I'd be crazy-hot as a is no way you'd be that hot." "Aw, I'd be crazy-hot as a girl." "Aw, I'd be crazy-hot as a girl." "You'd be begging me just to look girl." "You'd be begging me just to look at you." "You'd be begging me just to look at you." "No, see, you'd be that girl at you." "No, see, you'd be that girl that I would give a fake number no, see, you'd be that girl that i would give a fake number to at a party." "That I would give a fake number to at a party." "Like, if I'd have nailed you to at a party." "Like, if I'd have nailed you that night, fine, but if not, like, if I'd have nailed you that night, fine, but if not, I'm not trying again." "That night, fine, but if not, I'm not trying again." "Aw, whatever." "I'm not trying again." "Aw, whatever." "That's bullshit, and you know aw, whatever." "That's bullshit, and you know it." "That's bullshit, and you know it." "Nope." "It." "Nope." "Aw, whatever, man." "Nope." "Aw, whatever, man." "You'd probably sleep with me now aw, whatever, man." "You'd probably sleep with me now if I offered." "You'd probably sleep with me now if i offered." "I'm not talking about now." "If I offered." "I'm not talking about now." "I'm talking about if you were a" "I'm not talking about now." "I'm talking about if you were a girl." "I'm talking about if you were a girl." "' Course I'd sleep with you now." "Girl. ' Course I'd sleep with you now." "That's not the question." "' Course I'd sleep with you now." "That's not the question." "I'm just saying you're not as that's not the question." "I'm just saying you're not as hot as Amanda." "I'm just saying you're not as hot as Amanda." "Hey, Corey, are you there?" "Hot as Amanda." "Hey, Corey, are you there?" "Yeah." "Hey, Corey, are you there?" "Yeah." "Listen, no one ever reset the yeah." "Listen, no one ever reset the barn for the haunted house." "Listen, no one ever reset the barn for the haunted house." "Shit." "Barn for the haunted house." "Shit." "Um, yeah, I'll be there in a shit." "Um, yeah, I'll be there in a second." "Um, yeah, I'll be there in a second." "Um, yeah, just hang on." "Second." "Um, yeah, just hang on." "Look, I got to go over to the um, yeah, just hang on." "Look, I got to go over to the barn real quick." "Look, I got to go over to the barn real quick." "Um... can you help out with the barn real quick." "Um... can you help out with the P.A.?" "Um... can you help out with the P.A.?" "Uh, yeah, man." "No problem." "P.A.?" "Uh, yeah, man." "No problem." "It's real simple." "Uh, yeah, man." "No problem." "It's real simple." "All you got to do is just hit it's real simple." "All you got to do is just hit the button for the werewolf when all you got to do is just hit the button for the werewolf when the kids get out, all right?" "The button for the werewolf when the kids get out, all right?" "Got it." "The kids get out, all right?" "Got it." "Just head on down through the got it." "Just head on down through the trees, take a left." "Just head on down through the trees, take a left." "You mean, those, uh, trees, take a left." "You mean, those, uh, pitch-black woods out there?" "Here you go, pussy." "Thanks a lot, asshole." "Watch out for pitchfork, cuz." "Thanks a lot, asshole." "Watch out for pitchfork, cuz." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Oh!" "Whee-whee-whee!" "Hey, why weren't you at the hey, why weren't you at the madness rally?" "Hey, why weren't you at the madness rally?" "Dumb was supposed to come and madness rally?" "Dumb was supposed to come and get me." "Dumb was supposed to come and get me." "Ah, that figures." "Get me." "Ah, that figures." "Wasn't pitchfork supposed to ah, that figures." "Wasn't pitchfork supposed to kill me in this scene?" "Wasn't pitchfork supposed to kill me in this scene?" "Uh, captain Morgan said they kill me in this scene?" "Uh, captain Morgan said they cut that 'cause someone stole uh, captain Morgan said they cut that 'cause someone stole the mask." "Cut that 'cause someone stole the mask." " The mask." " Someone stole the mask last someone stole the mask last year." "Someone stole the mask last year." "Uh, coincidentally, someone year." "Uh, coincidentally, someone stole my ax, too." "Uh, coincidentally, someone stole my ax, too." "Your ax?" " Stole my ax, too." "  Your ax?" "Your ax?" "No!" "No, please!" "Please!" "No!" "No, please!" "Please!" "Please!" "Hey." "Hey, it's pitchfork." "It's pitchfork." "Ha ha!" "Ah!" "Fuck, yeah!" "Fuck, yeah!" "Pitchfork!" "Shit." "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "Please, let me go!" "Get it off!" "Aah!" "Get it off!" "Aah!" "Get it off!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" " Aah!" "  Aah!" "Aah!" "Hey, what the hell is going on in here?" "Amanda, ru..." "Hey, you!" "Steven, run!" "Steven... who was that?" "You all right?" "Yeah." "Yeah." " Is this, uh, normal enough for you?" "  No." " For you?" "  No." " No." "  No." "No." "We'll get there." "No." "We'll get there." "Right there." "We'll get there." "Right there." "Right there." "Can we start now?" " Can we start now?" " Please?" "Shit!" "Holy shit, guys!" "We got to go!" "Colby's fucking dead!" "We got to go!" "Colby's fucking dead!" "Fucking Colby's dead!" "Colby's fucking dead!" "Fucking Colby's dead!" "We..." "Fucking Colby's dead!" "We..." "Corey!" "Corey!" "Calm down!" "We..." "Corey!" "Corey!" "Calm down!" "Now..." "Corey!" "Corey!" "Calm down!" "Now..." "Now..." "We know, Corey." "It's okay." "We know, Corey." "It's okay." " We know, Corey." "It's okay." " Who the fuck is that?" "!" "Who the fuck is that?" "!" "Who the fuck is that?" "!" "I don't know." "I don't know." "Did you just fucking kill" "I don't know." "Did you just fucking kill that guy?" "I love you so much." "I don't know what I'd do without you." "I don't know what I'd do without you." " You." " I'm pregnant." "I'm pregnant." "Uh-huh." "Are you serious?" "Yeah." "Are you serious?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "What?" "What?" "What?" " Even after all of this..." " That's still terrifying." "So, what's the damage?" "It's the worst thing I've ever seen... two dozen dead it's the worst thing I've ever seen... two dozen dead bodies..." "Ever seen... two dozen dead bodies..." "About 10 more seriously injured." "Bodies... about 10 more seriously injured." "And they just called from the about 10 more seriously injured." "And they just called from the house... there's a body in the and they just called from the house there's a body in the old barn." "House... there's a body in the old barn." "Jesus." "Old barn." "Jesus." "Looks like we're way past" "Jesus." "Looks like we're way past your worst-case scenario." "Looks like we're way past your worst-case scenario." "Nah, we're in "shit hitting your worst-case scenario." "Nah, we're in "shit hitting the fan" mode now." "Nah, we're in "shit hitting the fan" mode now." "Where is he?" "The fan" mode now." "Where is he?" "He's out by the barn." "Where is he?" "He's out by the barn." "And listen... he's wearing a he's out by the barn." "And listen he's wearing a burlap mask." "I shit you not." "All right." "All right. [ Beethoven's "moonlight sonata"" "all right." "Fucking shit." "Yeah." "Who the hell is that?" "I know who that is." "There's a legend around here that a farmer killed his there's a legend around here that a farmer killed his family." "That a farmer killed his family." "Is it true?" " Family." "  Is it true?" " Is it true?" " ." "..You can still spot you can still spot old pitchfork..." "You can still spot old pitchfork..." "Wandering the woods..." "Old pitchfork... wandering the woods..." "Searching for his beloved wandering the woods... searching for his beloved daughter." "Searching for his beloved daughter." "Is he dead?" "No." "Time won't wait, wait on you now when you're alone, all you do" "you now when you're alone, all you do is frown when you're alone, all you do is frown the way you look is feelin' is frown the way you look is feelin' like a clown the way you look is feelin' like a clown with your head stuck there in" "like a clown with your head stuck there in the clouds with your head stuck there in the clouds learn to fly high off of the the clouds learn to fly high off of the ground learn to fly high off of the ground listen to my mind, I knew it" "ground listen to my mind, i knew it all the time listen to my mind, I knew it all the time never wasting' mine, yeah, I'm all the time never wastin' mine, yeah, I'm alive" "never wasting' mine, yeah, I'm alive it's found, without your own, you're going down 'cause living' doubt doesn't" "you're going down 'cause livin' doubt doesn't make a sound 'cause livin' doubt doesn't make a sound holding' off till everything'll make a sound holding' off till everything'll bounce holding' off till everything'll bounce maybe stuck, but never losin'" "bounce maybe stuck, but never losin' ground maybe stuck, but never losin' ground without your own, you're gonna ground without your own, you're gonna drown without your own, you're gonna drown listen to my mind, I knew it" "drown listen to my mind, i knew it all the time listen to my mind, I knew it all the time never wasting' mine, yeah, I'm all the time never wastin' mine, yeah, I'm alive" "never wasting' mine, yeah, I'm alive how can I live, live without you now?" "without you on, I'm going" "you now?" "without you on, I'm going down without you on, I'm going down all is sane when you're down all is sane when you're around all is sane when you're around you see me up, ain't ever" "around you see me up, ain't ever comin' down you see me up, ain't ever comin' down listen to my mind, I knew it comin' down listen to my mind, I knew it all the time" "listen to my mind, I knew it all the time never wasting' mine, yeah, I'm all the time never wastin' mine, yeah, I'm alive never wasting' mine, yeah, I'm alive looking through my eyes, tells" "alive looking through my eyes, tells me that it's right"