"Well, why don't you bring your remarkable powers to bear and enlighten me as to what my future holds?" "I'm probably gonna regret this, but you could work here." "I am sorry I was late." "is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" "Yeah, yeah, but you wouldn't." "I didn't know you thought I was attractive." "Well, I mean, when the light strikes you in a certain way, and your hair is combed just right and I'm standing back a ways, you're sometimes somewhat unrepugnant." "That's what women call me." "Tall, dark and unrepugnant." "I like fun women, hot dogs, game shows, and I don't care what anybody says." "Did you read they found rat parts in hot dogs?" "I like rat parts. lt's my favourite part of the hot dog." " l date terrific women." " Yes." "And talented." "Without them, the art of gum-snapping might be lost forever." "Are you saying that I'm too dumb to date smart women?" "I'm saying that it would be very difficult for you." "A really intelligent woman would see your line of BS a mile away." "Well, I'll be darned." " What?" " Nothing. I just noticed something." "What?" "Well, I guess I've never looked into your eyes." "Something wrong with them?" "No. I... I don't think I've never seen eyes that colour before." "Wouldn't work?" "What?" "An intelligent woman would see right through that." "In a minute." "Damn." "You..." "Are you feeling lucky tonight?" "What you got in mind?" "A game of chance." "A simple cut of the cards." "What are the stakes?" "If I win, I get to go to bed with you." "What if I win?" "You get to go to bed with me." "Live for today." "Go for it, Sam." "I tell you, go for it." "You stay in this contest or we're no longer friends." " l'm staying in the contest." " Really?" "Yes." "Diane." "Go to bed with me tonight or we're no longer friends." "You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!" "You are the most arrogant, self-centred son of a..." "Shut up!" "Shut your fat mouth." " Make me." " Make you?" "My God, I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office!" "Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow." " Or should I say funnier?" " You know..." "You know, I always wanted to pop you one." "Maybe this is my lucky day." "You disgust me. I hate you." " Are you as turned on as I am?" " More." "Bet me."