" Molly." "Molly." "Molly, where are you?" " Hi Glen, how's it going today?" "So, it's been a great six months, best six months of my life, probably the worst six months of yours, right?" "But what I'm excited to say is that because we've been doing all these tests here, we have determined that you have really good what we call impulse control, okay." "That means that you get to go home today." "This is your last day here, and we're going to release you into the public." "This young man, this manager who you assaulted pretty terribly, it was quite horrific." "He's actually recovering really well." "He's been through his physical therapy, and from what I understand, he says that this was a life changing experience for him, and that he said something of a blessing in disguise." "So, you know, what do you think about that?" " Great." " Yeah." "And it is, it is great." "And you know, what you're exhibiting right now is sort of this" "sort of lack of feeling in general, so what's going to be really important is that you take these." "You need to take them every morning, at eight AM." "Proud of you." "You're doing a great job." "So far, the odds are against you." "What do we say, what do we say about, you're going to stay on the meds, and you're going to stay on" "The..." " Ball." " The ball, that's right!" "And, we're not going to drink any alco..." " ...hol." " ...hol." "No alcohol with these, because these with alcohol is going, you're going to end up killing yourself." "Alright." " Hey." " Hi." " You're skinny." " Great food." " Sucks in there, huh?" " You have no idea." " Probably not." " Thanks." " Sure." "What's a sister for?" "Look, I'm just going to tell you, so that you're not totally shocked when you get home, but Polly is at your house." " Polly?" " Yeah." " Why is Polly at my house?" " Because Polly is now living with you." " Why?" " Well, because she can't live with me anymore, and there's nowhere else for her to go except on the street." " I thought she had an apartment." " She did, she got evicted months ago." " Did you call her Mom?" " Uh, many times, but her crazy mother is never going to call me back, are you kidding?" " Why can't she live with you?" " Well, let me run down the reasons." "She drinks too much, she smokes weed, she's not looking for a job, she sleeps all day." "I can't put up with it anymore, okay?" "And to top it off, three of Mom's rings are missing." " Polly took Mom's rings?" " They were there, they're not there now, and she's got a big old bag of weed that I know" "I didn't give her the money for, so do the math." "It's you." "It's me and it's you, that's it." "We're all she's got." "I've done my job, it is now your turn." "She's at your house, we're going there, that's how it's going to be." " I don't want her staying with me." " I'm sure you don't, but she can't stay with me anymore." "You can look out for each other." "She can take care of you, you can take care of her." "It'll give her something to do." " What really gets me going in the morning is your brain scans." "Basically, this is your brain, and this is a regular person's brain." "We did this scan when we were having you watch that documentary about the baby seals being killed," "where the brother kills his sister, and the queen ants being smushed by children, and the bully hits the kid on the playground with the glasses, and do you see what's going on here?" "Blue, nothing." "I killed a rat and you killed a rat, nothing, so" "that says to us that you have a genetic psychologic predisposition, that basically you're a sociopath." "Genetic predisposition for antisocial behavior, for violence and this is found in serial killers." "The violence we call a warrior gene." "Problem, you know, who knows, maybe it's almost like a superpower when you think about it." "It's not how I think about, but I don't think it's how you should think about it." "It's kind of amazing that you haven't killed me right now, is basically what I'm saying." "And yet you're not, which is why we're releasing you, and if you didn't have this problem, you would be in jail right now." "There's no doubt about it." "And you'd be getting raped up the ass 24/7." "It's in your genes, and you have a disease, and you're sick." "The question is, do you have any kids?" " I have a daughter." " Oh!" "And... what's her name?" " Polly." " Polly." "Interesting." "Well you're going to want to tell her right away, this is very serious, because she's probably got what you've got times 10." "This could really be going on inside of her, right?" "Alright." "Was that, that was a yes, I thought." "Yes." "Alright, Glen, alright you take care now." "Ha ha ha, Glen." " Why, because you went off on one guy at work, one time?" "That makes you a sociopath?" " Yeah, right." "Go figure." "Well they told me I should tell my family." " Why, are we next?" " No, we all have the same genes." " Wait, so we're like genetically sociopaths?" " Yeah, maybe." " Well, good thing I'm your only kid." " That's funny." "That's good." " Why is that funny?" " You never told her?" " Told me what?" " You never told her what you did in the 80s?" " What did you do in the 80s?" " Nothing, I didn't do anything in the 80s." " Sure, he donated like 500 thousand billion tons of sperm, that's all." " Okay, I donated sperm for about three years." " What?" "!" " I paid my rent in sperm." " Ew!" " Well, it was money, it was good money." " Wait, so I have siblings?" " Yeah, most likely, sure." " No." "Nobody knows that." "Probably not, no." " Probably so." " No, nobody knows." "Who knows." " Somebody knows." " I mean, I think we can find out who knows, and I think I should meet these siblings." " No, you're not going to go meet them." " I think she should meet them." "I think we should all meet them." " No, we're not going to meet them!" " I could have like fucked my brother, for all we know." "If I don't know who my siblings are," "I mean anything could happen." " It's none of my business, it's none of your business, or your business." "Nobody wants to know." "Who cares?" " It is absolutely our business." " The doctor said to tell your family." " Yeah!" "We have a responsibility to tell them that there's something wrong with them." " You're my family and that's it, that's where it ends." "No." "I don't want to know." " Well I'm going to meet them." " No." " I think you should." "I think she should!" " No, you're not going to meet them." " I'm going to meet them with or without you." " Thanks." " You need to take responsibility for all of your offspring, okay?" "Especially her, I mean she's so messed up." "You've got to take care of her." "Geez." "Had a lot of fun in the 80s spreading your jizz around, now you've got to, you know, pay the piper." " Hello, Polly." "So, I heard from Aunt Lois that you're with your Dad?" "Are you insane?" "My god, what are you doing with him?" "You know how I feel about this." "I need you to call right now." "I mean it." "This is important." "Polly, you need to know certain information about that man, okay?" " Polly?" "Polly." " What?" " Where are my pills?" " I don't know." " Where are my pills?" " I don't know." " What are you doing?" " Looking for my siblings." "You want to meet 'em?" "Okay, so, this is the donor child registry." "Basically, all of the children who resulted from the donations of donor Dad 192, which is you, have posted on here, starting many years ago, some of them very recently, and they're all just basically looking" "to connect with you." " Well how do you know that I'm donor Dad 192?" " Because I found your donations folder, and you're not a generous man, so I just kind of put it together." "You have a profile, and basically they keep track of you based on the number, 192, because you wanted to be anonymous, but regardless, the kids can still try to reach out to you just by saying they're looking for you." "So, anyways," "Tyler he's a couple hours from here." "He really wants to meet you." "Amber Lynn is getting married and she wants to have a baby." "She needs to know how fucked up her genes are, don't you think?" " Look, I wanted to be anonymous, and I wanted to stay anonymous." "I don't know these people," "I don't have anything to do with them." "I don't care, and there's no reason why you should care, so just forget it." "You hear me?" "Polly?" "Hello, Polly?" "Polly." "Polly?" "I smell smoke." "Are you smoking in there?" "Polly." "Polly!" "Open the door!" " Fuck off!" " Open the door." "You'd better not be smoking." "Open the damn door!" "Open the door!" "Open the goddamn door!" "Open the door!" " What are you doing?" "!" " Where are you going?" " Get away from me." " Where are you going?" " Let go!" "Let go!" " Where are you going?" "Polly, this is my house." "This is my house." "You do what I tell you, you understand?" " Get off!" " Who is it?" " How the hell should I know?" " Hi, hello." "Is everything okay?" "I heard a bunch of shouting." " Everything's fine." "What do you want?" " You must be Polly, are you Polly?" " Who's asking?" " I'm Isaac, from the donor sibling registry." "I'm your brother." " Isaac?" " You must be Glen." " Oh my god, Isaac, you're my brother!" " And you're my sister!" " Oh my god." " Glen, you, so great to meet you." "I just can't believe it." " This is amazing." " I hope it's okay that I just came here." " Are you kidding?" "This is great!" "Your timing was perfect." " When I read that you were staying with Glen," "I just thought that I couldn't wait to meet both of you, and so I looked up the address, and there it was." " I'm so glad you did." " Thanks." "So it was really fun, and then my Mom moved back to Romania, I stayed here." " Do you still talk to her?" " Sometimes." "But my dream was to meet my father." "I would have been happy with just a picture, but this, meeting both of you at the same time, it's incredible." "What about you, Dad?" "How do you feel about all of this?" " How do I know that you're my son?" " I'm sorry." " No no, don't worry, I totally understand." "Maybe we can meet up again later?" " Of course, yeah." "Let's keep in touch." " Sure." "It was nice meeting you, too, Glen." " Bye." " Bye." " Thanks, Glen." "Thanks a lot." " What?" " He's on the donor sibling website, we have to assume he's related." " That's a pretty big assumption." " Come on!" " Alright, I'm sorry, but he looks Mexican." " Mexicans can buy sperm too, you know." "Besides, so what if he is?" " Yeah, alright, I like Mexicans, or Romanians, or whatever he is, but how do we know he's mine?" " I don't have time for this." "I'm already running late." " Wait, hold on." "I don't think you should go on this trip by yourself, I mean." " I'm fine by myself." " I think I should come with you." " What?" "You're curious, aren't you?" "You met your son and now you want to meet the rest of your kids." " Just give me a little time to get cleaned up." "Just wait, okay?" " Whatever." " Be careful." " I am." " Look both ways." " I did." " Hands on the wheel, 10 and two." " Do you see my hands anywhere else?" "They are on the wheel." " Stay in your lane." " I am." "I'm in my lane." " That's what my Dad used to say to me, stay in your lane." "I think that's a good idea." "It's a good philosophy to live by." " You know it's not too late to change your mind, if you want to stay here." " No, no." " My feelings won't be hurt." " No, I'm feeling pretty good about it." " Awesome." " Want to hear any more things that my Dad used to say?" " Right now I just need to focus on where we're going." " Do you want to hear about your grandparents?" " I just, if you can't contribute to the navigation, could you just be quiet and not talk?" " How many kids are we going to see?" "What are we doing?" "What's the plan?" " So there's like eight in total." "We're making a loop, kind of hitting everybody that's near to one another." " Who's the first one?" " His name's Tyler." "He's really excited." "He sounded really nice on the phone." " I'm nervous." " Me too, I'm excited." " Yeah." " Yeah." " Look out!" " Oh my god!" " You almost hit that guy!" " Not until you screamed look out!" " Well get off his ass!" " Get off my ass!" " Is that my donor profile?" " Yep." "All sorts of interesting things in here." "When did you get a black belt in karate?" " I never got around to it." " I don't think you can put that down under athletic skills if you just meant to do it." " I would have gotten around to it." " When did you perform magic for senior citizens?" " I always meant to do that." "I meant well." "I had good intentions." " I really want to help people everywhere, especially poor children in other countries." "Really?" "Well maybe you could have helped them by not donating so much sperm and creating so many more first world babies, don't you think?" "Oh this is good, this is good." "Remember that we are all connected to one another at the world, and the universe." "I will always be a part of your family, and our beautiful child will always be in my thoughts and prayers." "As Bob Dylan said, I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours." " I wrote that?" " No, Bob Dylan wrote that, but you quoted him." "You shouldn't be in anyone's dreams ever." " That's not bad." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "I did a good job." "I was basically trying to sell my sperm." " No, I get it." "That's the exit." " That's the exit?" " Yeah." " Thank you." " Sorry." "Oh my god!" " What?" "Nice." " This guy." "Look at him." "He's so happy." "He is just spanking that bologna all the time, and making money doing it." "Is that how people say that?" " Ew." " What happened to all that hair?" " What?" " I mean, look how bushy it is here." " It kind of looks like a wig, doesn't it?" "How do I look?" " Fine." "How do I look?" " Good, you look good." " Thank you." " Hi." " Hi." " Hey." " I'm Glen and this is Polly." " Hi, I'm Tyler." " Hi Tyler." " Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you." " Wow, oh my gosh." "Get the fuck in here." "Come on in." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Hey, you want to take a picture?" " Sure." " Alright, everybody smile." "Alright, ready?" "One, smile." "One, two, oh man." " You'll have to text me that." " Yeah, for sure." "Please, make yourselves at home." "Come on in, have a seat." "Yeah, so I can't wait to send this to my dad." " Your real dad?" " I mean, you're my real dad, but" "I want him to see how awesome my real dad is." " So is he excited that you found your..." " Donor dad." " Donor dad?" " No." "He's actually really pissed about it." "Wait, hold on, let me send this off." "Hey, Fucko, this is what a real dad" "looks like." "That's why Mom left, Limpdick," "smiley face." "Yeah, he was really pissed, actually, and he was like why do you want to even meet this guy," "I'm your dad, why do you want to meet someone who didn't even raise you?" "This is just some loser that jizzed in a cup and blah blah blah, and all this bullshit." " So then why did you send him the picture?" " Oh, to piss him off." "Fucker drives me crazy." "He's always on my back, telling me what to do with my life, sticking his nose in my business." "I mean, fuck that." "Right?" "Fuck that, right?" "He says I make bad choices." "Can I call you dad?" " So what do you do, Tyler?" " I'm in business for myself." "I'm an entrepreneur." "I have some product that I sell." " You sell weed?" "Awesome!" " Among other things." "You name it, I got it." " So you're a dealer?" " I'm an entrepreneur, careful." "I've been looking to get out of the business, though." "Had a couple of close calls, and" "I'm working on something now that's going to make a lot more money, and a lot more fun." "Lotus, hey." "Lotus, this is my Dad and my sister." "This is Lotus." " It's nice to meet you." " Hi, nice to meet you." " You going to the store?" " Yeah." " You going to get juice?" " Yeah." " You going to get it right this time?" " Yes." " No pulp, right?" " Got it." " No pulp." "You fucking understand?" " Yeah." " That's what you said last time." "No fucking pulp!" "Sorry, guys." "Fucking bitch can't remember shit!" " So what's your new business?" " Oh, well, starting out small, and I've just been recording Lotus." " Recording her?" " Doing what?" " Well, you know." " No, I don't know." " Being sexy." " You're making porn?" " Hell yeah, you know how much money you can make in porn?" "And with a girl like Lotus, I'm making bank, okay." "Seriously." "I just started two weeks ago and I've already doubled my investment money." "Just film it right here, upload it, boom, upload it, can I call you Dad?" "Hit the airwaves." "I mean I've been mixing it up with Lotus and my friends and myself." "I mix it up, I've got Lotus and my friends, and then sometimes I get in there, and I just need more people, though." "Just need a bigger..." " Cast?" " Yes, a bigger cast." "That's what I need." "How about you?" " Huh?" " You're hot, and you're family, so I take good care of you." "Give you a little something extra." " Thank you, but no." "Wait, are you always a man?" "Are you always pissed off?" "You really are my fucking Dad." "And you're sexy, you're hot, and you're family." "Loser that jizzed in a cup." "Bad choices." "Porn?" "Porn porn?" " Alright, well it was nice to meet you." "It's time to go now." " Maybe you guys should see the videos first." " No." " Okay, bye bye." "No no, that's alright, we don't need to see it." "Really have to go now." " Already?" " It was nice meeting you, Taylor." " It's Tyler." " Thank you!" " What the fuck?" " Are you okay?" "What's wrong?" " What's wrong?" "That guy, that guy could use some fatherly advice." "He needs some parenting, or something." " Well, so what the fuck?" "You think you're going to do that?" " You wait here." " Hey." "Where you going?" "Fucking hell." "Glen?" "Glen!" "Glen!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "You fucking killed him." "We gotta go." "What the fuck, man?" "What happened?" " I don't know." "I just wanted to talk to him." " That is not how you do it!" " Was just trying to be a Dad." "Give him some advice, or some guidance, or something." "He's such a fuck up." " That's how you thought you could be a Dad, by fucking strangling him?" " No, I just wanted to give him some guidance or something." "He wouldn't listen to anything I had to say." "And then I just got really upset, because I realized I'm responsible for this idiot, and all his bad choices." " Alright, well, don't feel the need to be responsible for me and my bad choices, okay?" "I don't want to be," "I don't want your particular brand of parenting." "If that's fine by you." " This is a stop light." " Oh my god, okay, I see the stop light!" " You're going to kill us." " You're going to kill me, because you don't know how to be a dad." " Hey, hey, where you going?" "Where you going?" " Outside." " Why?" " I don't know." "I'm going to smoke a cigarette, probably." " Are you going to the police?" " Yeah, Glen, yeah I'm going to the police." "I'm going to the police to turn myself in for murder, that's where I'm going." " I don't know." " You made me an accomplice." " Sorry." "Polly." "Polly, wake up." "Polly." "Polly, it's time to wake up." "Come on, wake up, we gotta get going." "Polly." "Polly, Polly, Polly wake up." "Come on, wake up." "Polly, come on get up." "Come on!" "It's time to get up." "What?" " What are you doing?" " I'm trying to wake you up." "It's time to go, we gotta check out." "What are we doing?" "Are we going to go home?" "Are we going to see the next kid?" "What do you want to do?" "Come on, you gotta get up." "Polly." "Polly get up, come on." " Go away." " Sheesh." "Polly." "Are you sick?" "Polly." "Look," "I don't mean to lecture, but you've been drinking a lot lately," "I've noticed, and maybe you should think about cutting it down, okay." "Polly, alright?" "Polly?" " That was your turn." " What?" " Yeah." " Stop doing that!" "You need to give me a warning." " I told you it was coming up." " You didn't tell me it was coming up." " Yes I told you it was coming up." "You just don't listen." " I've got a lot on my mind right now, okay?" " Look, you've got to promise me something." " What?" " You have to promise me you won't kill my sister." " Really?" " Yeah, really." "I mean I'm sorry, but I guess at this point I feel like I have to ask." " I'm not going to kill your sister." " I've always wanted a sister." "Come on." " I'll be very nice." "I promise." " Okay." " Hi!" "Ya'll come on in." "I can't believe I have a sister." " Sisters!" " Now that's an interesting look." "And you must be Glen." " It's great to meet you." " It's great to meet you." "Now, is that your real hair?" " Yes." " Oh, weird." "Praise him." "Ya'll come on in." "I just can't tell you how happy I am to meet you both." "Please, sit down." "I just prayed and prayed to Jesus that I'd find you." "I'm sorry, do ya'll want some wine?" " Always." " I just have so many questions, I don't even know where to start." " What do you want to know?" " Well, I'm very interested in ancestry lately." " Do you have kids?" " No, but I'm getting married on Saturday." " Congratulations." " That's awesome." "Cheers!" " Naturally, I'm very interested in knowing what kind of genes I'll be passing on to my children." "My husband and I are both very concerned that we only pass on the best genes God gave the world." " What do you mean?" " Well, you know." "All the wrong people are having children these days." "I mean, am I right?" "Careful with that." "It's a 40 dollar bottle, you know." " Okay, sorry." " I know we've only just met, but you'd be doing me a real favor if you walked me down the aisle." " You sure you want me?" " Of course!" " What happened to your father?" " Well, he's dead to me." "We don't see eye to eye on certain things, like the direction this country is moving in." " I don't understand." " The blacks and the Jews are running this country, oh, and the fags." "Don't even get me started on the fags." "I can't even turn on the TV without the fags just sticking their sin right in my face." " You have a nice place." " You're joking, right?" "This is my fiance's." "He has terrible taste, also." "I'm redecorating everything after the wedding." "In fact, I'm registered at multiple locations." "I can give you the link to my bridal registry." "Maybe even you'll be able to find something you can afford." " Maybe not." " So, you're walking me down the aisle." "Is there a Mrs. Glen that can attend with you?" " I'm divorced." " Glen and my mom hate each other." " It's a long story." " I was a surprise!" " Really?" "So, we need to get you fitted for a tux." "Wait until you see what the men are wearing." "The cummerbunds are made of fur from real baby seals!" "Purest white." "The bridesmaids gowns are the most gorgeous taffeta." "I designed them myself, so it's not like the girls will never want to wear them again." "Beading in my veil is made of real ivory." "Can you believe the Mexicans have their own TV station?" "Why's everything in Spanish now?" "It's so vulgar." "My fiance says we should just nuke those towel heads out of existence." "He's so funny." "Well that's all they want is welfare, so that people like me have to pay for their interracial babies." "The Jews run this country, and you know it." "Explain to me why the economy is such a mess." "What's next?" "A Mexican president." "That's when I'm moving to Canada." "* He came from Heaven to earth * to show the way." "* From the cross to the grave, * from the grave to the sky." "Oh, goodness." "You don't have any retards in the family, do you, because I'm not raising a little mongoloid." " Molly!" " That's going to leave a stain." " She's dead." "You killed her." " I learned it from you!" " When was the last time you put oil in it?" " I don't know." " Well you've been using it." " I didn't know you were supposed to put oil in it." "Let's just put some fucking oil in it, then." " Yeah, that'll fix it." " Praise Jesus." "Need a ride?" " Want some coffee?" " What's going on?" " Well, you killed your sister, and then you stole her car." " Oh my god." "Okay." "In my defense, I feel like I lowered my expectations to my very, very lowest, and she didn't come anywhere close." " And you were drunk." " And that." " Yeah, I get it." "I didn't like her either." "And you know, we may be psychopathic killers, but at least we're not racists." " Exactly." "Wait." " If I knew then what I know now, I never would have made any of these donations." "I feel like I made the world a much worse place." " Well, in a way it's like you're finally taking responsibility as a father." " That's true." " You're like correcting your mistakes." " Yeah." "Okay." " And I'm helping you." " Right." "Right." "Yes." "Thank you." " Yeah." " I feel better." "Well now what do we do?" " I guess we keep going." "Go on to the next one." " You think that's a good idea?" " I mean, if they're bad people, I feel like we have a responsibility to go on." " Okay, but I feel like we need some ground rules so we're on the same page." " How about just one rule: are they making the world better or worse?" " Okay." " So, like, we'll get to know them, spend some time with them, and we'll just decide from there." " Giving to society, or are they taking?" " Right." " Okay." "Yeah." "Alright." " Wait." " What?" "What's wrong?" " I'm not exactly making the world a better place, you know, like I'm not a good person, based on that..." " What?" " I mean..." " Of course you are." "You just did away with a horrible person." " I don't think that makes me a good person." " Yes it does." "Of course." " Does it make you want to kill me?" " What?" "No, of course not!" "It's morning." "You've got to get up." "It's almost 6:30." "You going to get up?" "You going to get up?" "You going to get up?" "You going to get up?" " Oh my god, go away." " Who's next?" " Kurt." " Kurt." " Mm hmm." "He's a community organizer." " Really?" "Well that's promising." " Yeah." "I think so." " Whoa, quite the crowd, quite the crowd." "Hello everyone." "Good to see you guys, huh." "Thank you so much everybody, everybody back there for coming in." "Questions?" "Okay." "Right now you have the chance to be at the top of this amazing business model." "All you have to do is lay down a small amount of money to guarantee your future riches." "Then what?" "Is that what someone asked?" "Great question." "Then, you get your friends, your family, your Mom, your Dad, your relatives to invest and to give you money, and then you sit back and you let the riches flow in." "Let's save the checks for the end, right?" "Okay, alright." "But we have some questions first." "Let's get some questions answered first." "Questions?" "Questions?" "Anybody?" "Anybody?" "Anybody?" "Questions?" " What's the product." " Great question." "Introducing, never ever before seen, a brand new product that will alter human biology forever." "I give you hard attack, a brand new penile enhancement drug." "Bigger is better." "Oh!" " It's a dick enlarging drug?" " It's more than just that." "And it's made from the brain tissue of dolphins." " Has this been approved by the FDA?" " No, well, no one really pays attention to the" "FDA approval anymore." " So it's illegal?" " Well, technically." "Please stop saying the word pyramid." "I'm inviting you guys, as my new family, to be some of the initial investors in this company." "Come on, Dad, don't you want to help your son, Dad?" " Hi Polly, this is Isaac." "I was just calling again to see if you were available any time soon for maybe you, me, and Glen to get back together to hang out." "So let me know, give me a call." "I'd love for us to do that." "See you." "Bye." " Wow." " Yeah, it's nice." " It's fucking beautiful." "Alright, I'm going to go get some beer." " What?" " Yeah, there was a store as we were driving in," "I'm just going to go get some." " Let's just skip the beer tonight, okay?" "One night without beer." "And we'll talk, okay?" "No beer tonight." " Sounds like a nightmare." " One night?" "You can't do it?" " I think talking would be more fun if we had beer." "You enjoy yourself here, I'll see you soon." " Really?" " Hang out, have fun, see you." "Bye." "Hey." "What the fuck?" " What do you mean, what the fuck?" "Do you know what these are?" "These are my pills, my fucking pills that I've been asking you and asking you if you knew where they were." " Okay, dude, it's not a big deal." "There they are." " Yeah, it's not a big deal." "You know where I found them?" "Where do you think I found them?" "I found them in your goddamn bag." " Okay, you found your fucking pills." " So you've been popping my pills, is that what you're doing?" "You're popping my pills." " Dude, it's not a big deal!" " And you're drinking, smoking, you've got more beer." "Yeah, that's just great." "What the hell is that?" "What the hell is that?" " Fuck you." " Yeah, not pregnant." "Alright!" " Cool." " That's good, right?" "You wanted to be pregnant?" " No." "No." " What?" " I don't want to be pregnant." "I just..." "It just would be nice to just like have somebody who's my own, you know?" "Just somebody who just, who looks at me and thinks I'm the greatest, and who loves me." "I don't want to be pregnant." " Yeah, I know what you mean." "I'm sorry, I didn't know you felt that way." "That's how I feel." " It is?" " Yeah, sure." "That's why I came along." "I was worried about you." "I missed being a dad." "Probably doesn't help you, but" "I wanted to be a dad again." "It's just feeling really good to be around you." "Wanted to spend more time with you, didn't want you to leave." " Glad you came along." " Me too." "I'm sorry you're not pregnant, I guess." "I didn't even know that there was a guy in your life." "When were you going to tell me?" " God, but there isn't!" "He's such an asshole!" " Want to go look him up?" " Maybe." " Alright." "Want a beer?" "I'll get you a beer." " Cool." " Polly, I heard that you're on a road trip with Glen." "Going on a road trip with him?" "You don't know what he could do with you." "Because Glen is not okay." "Okay?" "He's more than not okay." "He's bad." "Don't tell Glen that you've gotta go." "Call me, okay?" "You just call and I'll come pick you up, wherever you are, okay?" " I always wanted to go to that dinosaur park." " Loved dinosaurs when I was a kid." " Really?" " Yeah." " Maybe you identified with them?" "It's like if a dinosaur shows up, like hey," "I'm a dinosaur." " I don't feel like a failure." "Your cold blooded reptilian killer." " You think that dinosaurs felt like cold-blooded reptilian killers?" " They were just doing their thing." " The top predator?" " There's always a bigger T-Rex out there somewhere, though." " Or an asteroid." " Or an asteroid." "I'm hungry." " Me, too." " How come you always get grilled cheese?" "Why don't you just get a burger." " I'm a vegetarian." " What?" " Yeah, I don't eat animals." " You're a vegetarian?" "Since when?" " I've been a vegetarian for 20 years." " You're kidding me." "20 years you've been a vegetarian, and I never knew that?" " Well, you never asked." " Well that explains it." "Whenever I'd take you out for burgers as a kid, you'd never eat them." "I just thought you were being spiteful." "You were vegetarian then?" " Yeah." " Oh, man." " I wondered why you always insisted on taking me out for burgers, because I thought you knew" "I was vegetarian." "I thought you were just being a dick." " No!" "Explains why you'd always eat the pizzas." "Like now, it always had to be a cheese pizza." " I love cheese pizza." "But that's because I'm hungry, and you keep taking me out for fucking burgers." " I had no idea." " I just thought you really liked burgers." " I just thought that's what kids do, they eat burgers." " No, that's not what kids do." " They don't?" " No." " Sorry." " It's okay." " You want to go get some pizza?" " Kind of." " Okay." " You've got something right here." " What?" " On that side." "I don't know." "Ketchup?" " I didn't even have any ketchup." "What is this?" "What is that?" " That looks like blood." " Oh." " It's okay." " I'm just so happy to meet you both." "Can't believe you're real." "I've been dreaming of this since forever." " What do you do for a living, Annie?" " I don't have a real job right now." " So you're living on welfare?" " No, I only work part time because I just started college again." " Oh, back to college." "Why did you quit in the first place?" " My grandmother needed some help, so I moved in with her after she had hip surgery." "She's fine now, but I had to drop out for a year to help her out." " Nothing like a vacation, living on Grandma's social security, right?" " You're funny." "I mean, I love my Grandmother so much, but it was not much of a vacation." "I would take care of her in the day and then work at night, and I was just so exhausted all the time." "Family always comes first, no matter what, right?" "Jeffrey!" " Hi!" " Hi Jeffrey, how you doing?" " I got some treats for Pee Wee, Dottie." "A little catnip spray." " That's so nice of you." "Cuties." " Trixie working on our new trick." "Trixie, come on." "Whoa!" " Yay!" "So cute." "I have company, so come back and we can talk a little bit more later." " Okay, here you go." " Alright, thank you." "Bye!" "That's Jeffrey." "He's a homeless man that lives in the alley." "I just try to help him out whenever I can." "He keeps finding these stray cats, and he just brings them to me." "I can't turn them away." " Do you have anything to drink, Annie?" "Like any wine, or?" " No, sorry." " Drink it all last night?" " My Mom was an alcoholic." "I wanted to run away." "But I stuck with her, and eventually she gave it up." "She's been sober for almost 10 years now." "I try to visit her every day for moral support." "When my dad left, and my mom was going through all of her troubles, I just felt so alone." "And the only thing that kept me going was knowing that my real father was out there somewhere, and that someday we would meet, and I could tell him how he helped me get through all those awful times." "No matter what, you were always there for me." " At least he was there for someone." " And I want to thank you for being a sperm donor." "After everything I've been through, I'm just really thankful to be alive, and I owe it to you." " Yes, thank you, Glen, for jizzing in that cup." " You are funny." " Okay, Annie, let's just cut to the chase." "What do you want?" " Well," "I do have to admit, there is something I want to ask you." "I would love to hear about my grandparents." " I still think we should have killed her." " Why would we kill Annie?" "She amazing." " I can't believe you fell for that shit." "What a fake." " She's not a fake." " Oh, I'm Annie, and I like to take care of preemie babies and volunteer at the homeless shelter." "Blah blah blah." "You know what, if she's such a fucking angel, then she's not even yours." "I mean, she didn't even look like you." " Well, none of them look like me." " All I'm saying is that maybe if you'd spent a little bit of time with me, maybe I'd be the one volunteering at the fucking homeless shelters." " I wanted to spend more time with you." "It just wasn't that simple." " I get it, but it's just an excuse." "You should have tried harder." " You know, you can't blame everything on me." "You've got to take some responsibility for yourself." " You mean like you do?" "You don't take responsibility for Jackshit." " Wouldn't kill you to be a little bit more like Annie." " Okay." "So, what do you want me to do?" "You want me to adopt 50 cats?" "Be a crazy cat lady?" "Would that make you really proud of me?" " No, but I'm sure she doesn't steal her own grandmother's jewelry." " What is that supposed to mean?" " Aunt Lois said that some of her mother's jewelry is missing." " Aunt Lois needs to mind her own goddamn business!" " Okay, where are we going?" " Mom." " What?" " She's been texting me." " No way, I'm not stopping at your mother's." " She's only 20 miles from here, and she says it's important." " Oh Christ." "Sure, it's always important." "It's always some kind of an emergency." " Polly?" "Polly?" " Hey." " Polly!" "Polly!" "Is he here?" " Yeah, he's in the car." " Come on." "It's so good to see you." "I'm glad you left him outside." " Yeah." " You look awesome." " Thanks, Mom." " You want to come to the gnome garden?" "I got some tea for my baby." " Sure." " Say hi to the gnomes." " Hi, gnomes!" " That's Hal." "That's Hal, the one with the mushroom." " Oh, he's great." " Look at your brothers and sister." "The gnomes, that will be yours someday, my love." " These are not siblings." "These are tiny statues." " No, don't say that." "These are part of the family." "These are the children that I could have had, but I didn't." " Was there something specific you needed to tell me?" "It sounded really urgent on the phone." " It is urgent." " Okay." " It's very important that you listen to me, but I want you to take a deep breath first." "Can you do a breathing?" " Yeah, I'm breathing." " A little breathe with me?" "Let's om it out, but this time, because our brothers and sisters are here, let's say gnome instead, okay?" "Instead of om we're going to say gnome." " I'm not saying gnome." " Here we go." " I'm not saying gnome." " Okay, that's fine, I respect that." " So, maybe then you could just..." " Why don't you have some tea?" "Have some tea, okay?" "I'll pour you some tea." "Let's have a little bit of tea, because tea is good for talking, tea for talking, talking for tea." "Here you go, my dear." " Okay, thank you." "Okay, so what's going on?" "It sounds like there's, you made it sound like there was something very urgent you needed to tell me, is it your aunt, you just want to say what it is?" " Yes." "I do want to say what it is." " Okay, great." " I'm doing a cleanse." "Not like one of those drinky drinky poopy things." "I'm doing a cleanse of the soul, okay?" "But before that, I want you to open your heart." "I want this to be open to what I need to tell you." "My heart was very open when I was young." "I was loved by many many many many men." "I don't mean like thousands, but I mean like many men." "I'm talking Fijian, black, white, Latino, Hispanic, all of them together, sometimes more than one." "I had a lot of men." "Now I know you don't think of me that way, but I did." "This is before I changed." "I had a lot of men thought I was very hot." " I don't, do I want to hear this?" "This is like a private, personal..." "It's like not Mom and child conversation." " You're absolutely right." "That's why I love you." " Just tell me what's going on, because Glen's waiting in the car, and I think he's probably wondering what's going on." " Glen?" "Glen?" "You want to talk about Glen." "Well, Glen is why we're here, okay?" "Remember I was talking about all the men that used to love me?" " Yeah, got it." " All kinds of different men!" " I got it, I can't unhear it!" "I got it." " Well, Glen loved me too, so he says." "I'll just say it." "Open yourself to this." " Yeah, I'm fucking open." " Okay." "Alright!" "Stop with the language!" "Are you ready?" " Yeah." "Whatever." " A lot of men loved me..." " Okay, once again, not information I need." " Okay, Glen may not be your dad." " What?" " He might not be your Dad." "I know, I know, I know." "Let it out, let it out, come on." " Why are you telling me this now?" " I'm sorry." "Because you need to heal." "I love you." "I love you!" "I don't feel, you're not feeling me right now, are you?" "Glen may not be your dad." " He's not my dad?" " Are you fucking kidding me?" " Glen's not your dad." " He's not my dad?" " Well, I don't know." "It's possible." "I had a lot of men." "I had a lot of men." " Loser that jizzed in a cup." " All the wrong people are having children these days." " He might not be your dad." " You need to take responsibility for all of your offspring." "Especially her." "She's so messed up." " All the wrong people." " Might not be your dad." "I had a lot of men." "I had a lot of men." " She needs your help." " Might not be your dad." "Not be your dad." "Not be your dad." " He's not my dad?" " Best genes God gave the world." " Not my dad?" "Not my dad?" "Hey, Glen." "It's Polly again." "Look, dude, I'm really sorry." "I don't know what to say." "Just give me a call back, alright?" "I think we should talk." "Okay." "Bye." " Polly?" "Come on, let's talk about this." "Are those my keys?" "!" "Polly!" " Hey Glen, it's Polly." "I haven't heard from you, so I am on my way over right now." "Okay, I'll see you soon." "Glen?" " Hey." " Issac!" " Careful." " What are you doing here?" " I've been texting you all week, and you haven't answered me." "Why?" " Yeah, sorry." "I've been busy." " Yeah, you stopped responding." "So I thought I'd come to you." " Where's Glen?" " Glen?" "He's out." "I'm about to go into this jacuzzi, though." "You want to come in with me, maybe get to know each other a little better?" " Yeah." "Sounds like fun." "I need to go change, in my room, and then we can do that." " Okay." "You need some help with that?" " I've got it under control." "Thanks." " Bye now." " Oh my god!" "Glen." "Glen." "Fuck." " Hi everybody." "Oh, I made you some pizza." "Because I thought we might be hungry." "Wow, look at us." "Our first family dinner." "Come on, Daddy." "Eat your pizza." "You need to take a bite of your pizza." "Come on!" "Mmmm, it's good." "Come on, take a little bite." "You're so skinny." "You're wasting away, Dad." "Come on, Dad." "Come on, take a little bite." "Just eat some of this." " Get off him, you fucking psycho!" " Sister!" "I'm sorry, sister." "I think you need some dinner more than Daddy does." " No." "No." "No!" " Yes you do." " Stop!" " Isaac, Isaac, where did you say you're from?" " I'm from all over, dad." "I've been traveling around." "From job to job, you might say." "You see, I've been following the two of you." "And I've realized that we are very much alike." "We've very much family." " I told you we were being followed." " Yep." "And you have no idea how lucky you are that I've been cleaning up after you two." "Every dead body, every drop of blood has disappeared." "And nobody would return any of my messages." "We could have rendezvoused, I could have helped you." "A little bit more planning, you know what I mean?" "Like that one you let live." "Annie?" "Yeah, I had to go in there and take care of her myself." " You killed Annie?" " Of course I did, Dad." " You moron." "Do you even know why we killed those people?" "We killed them because they're assholes like you." " I am so disappointed in you, Daddy." "I had some real plans for us as a family." "Like some more road trips." "Meeting new people." "Treating them like family." " Yeah, we're not doing that." " I wasn't asking you, Polly!" "Because you are not coming with me." " Wait a minute, wait a minute, Isaac, why can't Polly come with us?" " Well, see Dad, I was raised as an only child," "and I'd prefer to keep it that way." "Just Glen and I." " Isaac!" "We're going to need some money." "We're going to need some money for our trip, right?" "Right?" " Money?" " Yeah?" " I'm sorry." "Yes." "Money." "Thank you, Glen." "How much of this money do you have?" " Well I don't have much, because I haven't been working." " That's unfortunate." " But I have valuables." " Yes." "What kind of valuables?" " I've got a computer, I've got some watches." "Take a look around and see what you can find, okay, and then we'll go to the bank together." " I like that idea." " Go into my bedroom, find my wallet, my debit card's in there." "Okay?" "Go on." "Go on, son." "Go on." " Okay, okay." " He's really got me tied up." " Glen." " I think I can almost get loose." " Dad." " Did you just call me Dad?" " I just want to say that I'm sorry for being such a shitty daughter, and I don't blame you for how my life turned out." " Oh, Polly, don't say that." "I was never there for you." "There's no excuse." " It's okay." "I'm just glad we got to spend some time together." " Yeah, me too." " Daddy, I found your wallet, and I took the liberty of looking through sis's stuff." "And I found these." " Are those my mother's rings?" "What the fuck, Polly?" "You lied, you told me that you didn't take them when I asked you!" " No I didn't, you never asked me!" "You always just assume I'm up to no good." " Well obviously you are, and that's why" "I make those assumptions." " It doesn't matter." "You should be on my side." "You're my Dad." " You make it very difficult to be on your side sometimes." " Oh, well it's difficult to be a parent." "Just deal with it." " Fuck that!" " Whoa!" "It looks like that Polly's been a very bad girl." "What are we going to do now that Polly isn't" "Dad's favorite anymore, huh?" "I've got an idea." "I think she deserves a spanking." "Don't you, Dad?" " What are you doing?" " Come here." " No, don't touch me!" " Isaac, stop it." "Stop it, Issac!" " Get off me!" " She's got it coming, Dad." " Isaac, leave her alone." "We'll go to the bank together." " She's got it coming to her, alright." "Incest is best, isn't that what they always say?" "Now I get to find out for myself." " Get off of her, you creepy motherfucker." " Oh come on, Dad." "How is this any different from you murdering your own children?" "You have been killing the product of your own seed." "You should be proud of your son." "Taking your work into new territory." " Dad?" "You okay, Dad?" " Yeah." "Yeah." " Come on, Dad." "Open this door." "Come on." "Come on, open this door." "I'm very hurt, pops." "I'm very hurt by you." "I thought you and I would really hit it off, you know what I mean?" "We're not so different, you and I." "Don't you agree?" " Get it, get it." " There's no gun." " Open this door." " I took the the gun." "Sorry." " Where is it?" " I don't know much about you." "I always imagined what you'd be like." "Open this door!" "All I knew about you was that you were a sperm donor, dad." "So I became a sperm donor, too." "How does that make you feel, Dad?" "I mean, you can be a grandfather by now, daddy." "You can have grandchildren." "We can go meet your grandchildren together, Dad." "Just you and I, you know?" "Make up for lost time." "Open this door, dad!" "Come on!" "Come out, come out, wherever you are." "You know I never had a sister to play hide and seek with." "I promise if you come out, we'll play other games together." "You know, like house, doctor..." "Come on, I'm going to take your temperature." "I see you hiding there, Polly." "I see you." "Come play with your big brother." "Come on." "Come on." "Oh Dad, I'm sorry." "I didn't want to hurt you, Dad." "Oh, Daddy, oh no, are you hurt, Daddy?" "I'm sorry, Pops, no I really am this time." "Are you thirsty?" "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "I'm sorry." "Come on, don't fight me." "It's nice and warm." "It's good for the esophagus." "Yeah." "How about this?" "I'll bathe you, Daddy." "Just like you would have done when I was a baby, right Dad?" "Come on, Dad, get in there!" "Just feel how warm it is." "Oh!" "Oh yeah, it's so warm!" "Feels so good, doesn't it, Dad?" "Feels real good to take care of your family, doesn't it?" "Oh yeah." "What's wrong, Daddy?" "Are you having trouble breathing?" "You want to go in again?" "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him love you." "Come on, Daddy." "Third time's the charm." "Third time's the charm." "Get in there." "Get in there!" "Stay under there." "Stay under there." " Nice." "Coffee?" "I had no idea burying a body was so difficult." " Especially when you have to do it by yourself." " Hey, I made the coffee." "Did you want to get a paternity test?" " Why would I want to do that?" "So now what?" " Let's go meet your grandkids." " Okay."