"Hey, guys." "Hey." "So today's the day." "Eric's moving out." "You okay?" "Yeah, actually." "I think this separation thing will be good." "Are you guys gonna date other people?" "Because if you do, I got a great guy for you." "E.J., he's a security guard at work." "He lives with his mom..." "... buttheyliveona boat ." "Joey, we're not seeing other people." "This is time for us to work on our relationship." "That's too bad." "If E.J. doesn't find a girl soon, I think he's gonna kill his mom." "So I guess this is goodbye for now, huh?" "I guess so." "Man." "Is that thing on his back a gun?" "No." "This is the right thing, and it's just temporary." "And it's exactly what we need, you know?" "A little distance." "That's it?" "So, what was with the big, dramatic goodbye?" "Well, I know he's close, but my husband and I are separating." "That's huge." "Yeah, you're right." "I can see that." "I'm sorry." "I mean, he may not seem very far, but in my heart, he's a million miles away." "Alex?" "God, you scared the crap out of me!" "Hey." "Allow the gentleman to help the lady." "Why, thank you." "I developed those pictures of you." "They turned out great." "One in particular I wanna show you." "Is it the nude one?" "We didn't take any nude photos." "Oh, sorry, that's right." "I had two photo shoots that day." "Hey, you wanna go see a movie tonight?" "Oh, I would love to, but I have that" "Oh, right." "Dinner with Rick." "I'm looking forward to our date Tuesday." "Yeah, yeah." "Me too." "I guess I'll just see you then." "Oh, hey, you got two bars of soap in there." "Go ahead." "Take one." "Oh, you rock." "Okay, which would you rather do?" "Go to the movies with me, or make dinner for some boring dude?" "Right." "Michael, you are on your own." "Me and Joey are going to the movies." "No, no, Gina." "Sara's still dating that Rick guy." "God, it really bothers me." "Joey, just tell her how you feel." "No." "I'll come off all needy and emotional." "Women hate that." "Actually, I beg to differ." "I told this girl Annabelle that she wasn't giving me what I needed emotionally..." "... andsheappreciatedmyhonesty." "Unfortunately, she's been gone every weekend for the last six months..." "... butwhenshegetsback ...." "Two hearts beating as one." "I'm gonna go check to see if her e-mail account's still on the fritz." "He's gonna invent something, make lots of money." "Then the women will come." "So, what am I gonna do about Sara?" "Show her such a good time that she forgets all about the other guy." "Okay." "I can do that." "Yeah." "I'll send her flowers, ask her about work." "I'll do all the stuff ugly guys have to do." "Hello?" "Hey, Glen." "Yeah." "Hey, Gina, Glen's on the phone for you." "She's not here right now." "Yes, I did just say, "Hey, Gina."" "Because I call everybody Gina." "Look, I'll have her call you." "All right, bye-bye, Gina." "What was that?" "I didn't wanna involve you  since he's your assistant, but things haven't been working out." "Why?" "He's such a nice guy." "I know." "He's too nice." "Know what it's like to be with someone who asks permission to talk dirty?" ""May I ask you who your daddy is?"" "So you gonna break up with him?" "Every time I bring it up, he just looks at me with those big eyes." "He's just so into me." "If he finds out I'm not into him, it'll kill him." "I wish I could blame it on something else." "You know what works for me." "I won't tell him I'm moving to a made-up country." "Hey, there's always room for one more person in Bishkadu." "Flowers." "They're beautiful." "I thought you might like them." "At the flower shop, they were selling these cute heart-shaped balloons." "Yeah, might've been a little much." "That's what I thought." "Yeah." "And I also made you a CD with a bunch of songs I thought you might like." "Yeah, some Sinatra, Marvin Gaye." "And the last track is a Jerky Boys prank call." "Make sure you're not drinking anything when you listen to it." "It will come out your nose." "Wow, I love a bunch of these songs." "Well, I'm not surprised." "I know you, Sara." "So, what's for dinner?" "Well, I've kept it nice and simple." "I've made a great salad." "I'm kidding." "I made meat loaf." "I know you too." "That could've gotten ugly." "If your meat loaf is as good as it looks, you may be the perfect woman." "If you tell me that that's good meat loaf, you may be the perfect man." "I was thinking maybe after we had our meat loaf, I'd show you my bedroom." "Maybe we just skip the meat loaf and head in there right now." "Knowing how much food means to you, that's very flattering." "Or maybe we bring the meat loaf into the bedroom." "Okay." "Morning." "Are you just getting home from your date?" "Yep." "Spent our first night together." "So the flowers and everything worked, huh?" "No more Rick?" "I feel pretty confident that Rick is out of the picture." "I'm gonna go take a nap." "I didn't get much sleep, if you know what I mean." "Why, were you worried about something?" "No, we" "I know." "Give me five." "Hi." "Oh, my God!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "I thought you were a girl I left up here by mistake." "It has happened." "I know it's weird that I'm in your bedroom  butbeingseparatedfromEric , I just" "Hey, hey, it's not weird." "You're hurting." "You've come to me for erotic comfort." "Joey, ew." ""Ew" you." "Then what are you doing up here?" "I can see into Eric's apartment from your window." "This separation thing was a lot harder than I expected..." "... andsoIwas kindofspyingonhim." "What?" "Why?" "A girl from his orchestra left a message that she was coming over today." "She's a cellist." "Hey, hey, Alex..." "... let's not bring race into this." "You're making a big deal out of nothing." "And also, you don't wanna start spying." "Start?" "I've been doing this since seventh grade." "My boyfriend cheated on me." "Do you know any other 1 2-year-old girls with German military binoculars?" "So have you spied on Eric before?" "No." "According to my surveillance log, I haven't done it at all since college." "Trevor." "You said you weren't gay." ""Man in park" would disagree." "Hey." "Just grabbing some food for Alex." "She is in your bedroom already?" "Looking for erotic comfort?" "That's what I thought." "No, she's up there spying on her husband." "I like her more and more." "Oh, Sara dropped this off for you." "That's Glen." "He kept calling  soI decidedto bitethe bullet and break up with him." "Would you mind answering it and maybe sticking around..." "... incasethingsget alittlerough ?" "Hey." "Hey." "Look, Glen, we need to talk." "Have a seat." "Okay." "Glen, you truly are a nice guy, but things just aren't working out." "I knew something was wrong." "I knew it." "Now I'm getting the "nice guy" speech." "Even though I felt this was coming, it still hurts." "Oh, no." "Not the big eyes." "Don't do this." "Well, what do you expect?" "You don't think I know what "nice" means?" "It's code for "boring." I make you sick and I put you to sleep at the same time!" "No, Glen, I don't want you to feel bad." "How could I not feel bad?" "You hate me." "No, I can't have you thinking that." "You're breaking up with me." "What else is it?" "Well, it's" " It's" "Hey, guys." "Michael." "He hates you." "What?" "I barely talk to him." "Yeah, and he noticed that." "I'm sorry." "I just can't be with a guy who gets between me and my son." "Okay." "Well, maybe if l" "I thought of that." "It'll never work." "Sara gave me one of her photographs." "Now every time I look at it, I'll think of her." "Isn't it beautiful?" "It's a picture of you." "Yeah, I know." "Those eyes just burn into you, don't they?" "I'm sorry." "God." "I shouldn't be talking about Sara." "Why not?" "Because I'm not being sensitive." "I mean, our relationships are in very different places." "Mine is:" "And yours is:" "Thanks for being so sensitive." "Hey, it's who we are." "Here comes Cello Girl." "Oh, no." "She's a lot prettier than I thought she'd be." "Let me take a look." "That is not what I thought a cello was." "Oh, my God." "There's Eric, letting her in." "They shook hands." "Oh, get a room!" "Alex, stop." "Enough spying." "I can't believe you're doing this." "Hey, there's Sara." "Who's that guy she's with?" "Give me those." "She's still dating Rick?" "What about our special night?" "She just kissed him." "I can't believe she's kissing Rick." "Even though it's not technically related to me, may I still put it in my log?" "God, I thought Sara and I had reached a new place." "How could she do this?" "Aren't you seeing other people too?" "Well, technically." "But I haven't been with anyone since I met her." "You know what?" "That's the problem." "I'm sitting around while she's doing stuff." "If she's gonna have a date, so am I." "It's already 8:00." "Are you gonna be able to find anyone to go out with?" "Give me a letter." "H." "Hey, Heather, it's Joey." "Yep." "Nope." "Okay." "She's coming over." "Come in." "Hey." "Oh, hey, Glen." "Joey's upstairs." "Oh, no." "Actually, I'm here to talk to you, buddy." "Do you have a math problem, or... ?" "No, no, I was just-- You know, I was thinking, and... ." "We haven't gotten to know each other, so I thought we could do something fun." "Like what?" "lf we left right now..." "... wecanmakeittoDisneyland before it closes." "Disneyland?" "Does my mom know about this?" "No." "Can I go on Space Mountain?" "Sure." "Will you buy cotton candy?" "Sure." "Congratulations, Glen." "You may take me to Disneyland." "Blond girl approaching, 1 0 meters from door!" "Thank you." "Five meters!" "I got it, Alex!" "Hey, Heather, thanks for coming by." "Wait, what's with the uniform?" "Oh, well, I came straight from work." "This is a date." "I thought you'd wear something more sexy  less "no payments on a new flat-screen till 2006."" "You know we actually have a deal now" "Heather, Heather, no, no." "Hey, Joey, you remember Rick." "Yeah." "Yeah." "We're just on our way out." "Oh, yeah." "This is my date, Heather." "You can't tell, but she has a great body under that uniform." "Wanna show her your bellybutton ring?" "No?" "Whatever you're comfortable with." "So, what are you guys doing?" "Going to a movie." "That's all?" "We're going to a movie and dinner." "Well, we'll probably get drinks." "Well, we'll probably get drunk." "Great." "Have a great time." "Oh, we will." "Have fun drinking in moderation." "Thanks so much, Glen." "Any time, buddy." "Any time." "What's going on?" "What are you guys doing?" "I wanted to get a little closer to Michael, so I took him to Disneyland." "I thought we agreed to boycott that place." "Mom, they don't serve beer to anyone there." "It's not just you, okay?" "If me and my new friend, Glen, wanna go to a theme park..." "... we'll go to a theme park." "Or a planetarium." "Tuesday?" "I'll be there." "All right." "You got it." "No, no." "You got it." "I can't do this." "What?" "Look, I really wanted this to work..." "... but I can't spent another second with Mr. Wizard." "I mean, who goes on a roller coaster and talks about parabolic velocity?" "And, evidently, if a real mouse had a head and ears that big..." "... itsneckwouldsnap." "So I'm really sorry, but this is really over." "Oh, God, I hear him coming." "I gotta go." "Mom." "That's funny." "I was right about what I said to Glen." "Turns out the actual pirates of the Caribbean, in real life..." "... wouldnothavebeen chasing women..." "... becausetheywere,like,familymen with staunch religious backgrounds." "I have never loved you more." "Alex, you in here?" "Who's Alex?" "Just a small woman who stays in my room sometimes." "It's fine." "So welcome to my bedroom." "Bottled water is on your left..." "... blanketsandpillows for your convenience..." "... andourflighttimeisscheduled for three hours and 20 minutes." "Joey, I've heard your speech before." "Oh, good, then I don't have to show you where the exits are." "Can you just--?" "Just give me one second." "Okay?" "Okay." "Oh, that is such a cute picture of you." "Who took it?" "Someone who is so far from my mind, I can't hardly even remember her name." "Now, where were we, Sara?" "Wait." "Did you just call me Sara?" "Oh, do you not like that, Heather?" "Actually, no." "I don't." "What is going on here?" "Do you not wanna do this?" "I do." "I don't." "I do." "I can't!" "I'm done." "I'll bet." "Go talk to Sara." "Will you stop doing that?" "I'm sorry." "I heard you coming, but I didn't wanna leave." "I don't understand." "Sara's out with someone." "Why can't I do that?" "I can't take this." "I'm gonna go talk to her." "Okay, on your way over, could you give Eric's window a quick wipe?" "Joey." "I hope you're happy." "Rick." "Thanks to you, my date is ruined." "How?" "Because you gave me that picture." "Now every time I look at me, I think of you." "You seemed to be doing an okay job forgetting about me with Stereo Girl." "First of all, she is in the television department." "Okay?" "Second, I sent her home." "I couldn't enjoy myself with her, because you are so in my head." "You think I'm enjoying myself?" "You think I enjoy being out with Rick?" "Wow, I kind of thought this was going okay." "I made my own guacamole." "Well, if you don't like him, why are you seeing him?" "I can't put all my eggs in one basket." "You're not a one-woman guy." "Maybe I hadn't found the right woman." "You're saying I'm it?" "Maybe I am!" "That is great, by the way." "Thanks." "You know, I'm just gonna go." "It's a shame you'll never have my taquitos." "So, what are we saying here?" "I guess we're saying that we wanna be together and not see anyone else." "It was less scary when I yelled it." "If we do this, I wanna know it's for the right reasons  and not because you're jealous  but it's because it's something that you really want." "So I think that you should take some time to think about it." "Fine." "I will." "I thought about it." "Wow, that really is good guacamole." "Hey." "I just came back for my toothbrush." "Is Cello Girl still in there?" "Yeah." "I just had a really good conversation with Sara." "I know." "I read your lips." "That was beautiful." "I'm getting a little delirious." "I saw Chewbacca in the courtyard." "That was Michael, honey." "He's going to a convention." "You gotta get some sleep." "Look, there is nothing going on over there." "You get some rest." "I'll watch until she leaves, okay?" "Okay." "Oh, wait, I gotta log out." "I'll do it for you." "That's against procedure, but okay." "Okay." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"