"Hello, hockey fans!" "Welcome to tonight's game." "It should be a real barn burner!" "Charlestown, 1978." "We should have lost hope when the steel mill closed down, but that was the year our beloved Chiefs won the Federal Cup, led by the infamous Hanson Brothers." "Their aggressive style of hockey brought passion to the team, hope to the town." "Metropolis had its Superman, Gotham City had its Batman, and Charlestown had the Hansons." "And like everyone, though, eventually, they disappeared." "Bounced, bolted, vanished, deep-sixed." "But this, my friend, is the story of how they were found again, resurrected and transformed, together with a group of ragtag orphans." "It was their task to defend Charlestown against a heinous villain like none other." "A real estate developer, a devil in a black pantsuit who hornswoggled me out of my own town." "Her name, Bernie Frazier." "Well, 30 years later and your vision has finally come true, Mayor Kenneth." "This wasn't my vision." "Another done deal, done right." " Go ahead." " You got it." "Out with the old, in with the new." "I love the smell of progress in the morning." "Come by and see me tonight, I'll have more good news for you." "This splotch of grime will soon be a gleaming suburb with strip malls on every corner." "We'll call it Frazierville or Bernietown." "Sounds lovely, ma'am." "Come on, boys, let's go." "Let's go." "Come on, get up there." "Get on your homework, okay." "All right, group A, you guys are on dinner, group B, you're on..." " My man." " Out of here." "Bumpy ride on the short bus?" "What's up, buddy?" "You're on bathrooms." "Get out of here." " Let's go!" " Hey, what's up, man?" "You're on garbage." "Group B you're on dishes." " Last one in the house does my laundry." " All right, let's go!" " Halt!" "Tweaker, get back here!" " Man." "All right, empty your pockets and keep your hands where I can see them." "Empty your pockets." "Sneak in more candy, you do dishes all month." "Clear?" "Get out of here." "Hup, two, three, four!" "Hup, two, three, four!" "Somebody get the little dudes a snack and no hockey till I get home from work." "Your lover boy is here." "You better put that down before you hurt somebody." "You better come and take it from me." "Okay." "How was that?" "Little high, a little wide." "Like you could do better, Zamboni-boy." "Not in that butt-ugly uniform, I couldn't." "Did you get Hello Kitty to sponsor you?" " L'll just get Dad to fire you." " No way, your dad loves me." "Besides, you like to stare at my butt when I'm working." " That's disgusting." " Is not." "I wash it every day." "Are you okay?" "Okay." "Mess." "This lot is 40 acres." "The owners were old time hockey players, the meanest goons to ever tie on skates." "Let's see how scary they really are." "Welcome to Zenovation, one-stop shop for mind, body and soul." "How may we help you, our sisters?" "Love the robes, fellows." "I'm Bernie Frazier with Frazier Realty." "I'm here to talk to you about your land." "May I come in?" " Not interested." " Bad karma." "Nice wheels." "Okay, it seems the gooneys have gone loony." "Put them on my to-destroy list." "Go!" "Go!" "You cannot score on me." "That's what I'm talking about, baby!" " Looks official." " Code red." "Battle stations!" " Move!" "Move!" "Move!" " Hurry, Henri!" "Hurry up!" " We're so screwed." " Who wanted kitchen duty?" "Tweaker did." " Whose is this, come on?" " Don't look at me." "We're so dead." " Go!" "Go!" " Clean up!" "Clean up!" "Let's go!" " Come on, guys, hurry up." " All right..." "Quiet." "Ms Davis with Child and Family Services." "This is an inspection." "Riley Haskell, senior resident." "I'd like to see Mr Webb, please." "He's actually indisposed at the moment." "I'd be happy to show you around." "Right." "Please follow me." " Go, go, go!" "Quick, come on." " Move." " Grab these ones, too." " What are they doing in here?" "Riley said I can't keep it up in my room any more." " You can't keep it in the freaking kitchen." " This is our common area." "And as you can see, we keep a very tight cleaning schedule here at the house." "We also like to focus on and stress education, music..." "Hot soup coming through!" "The kitchen, where we provide a well-balanced diet." "They're his pets." "Rescue rats." "Tweaker grew up in the basement of a candy store before coming here." " They were his only friends." " Take me to Mr Webb." "Hey, clean the crumbs off the floor." "They're very clean for rats." "Hi, I'm Randy Webb, home director." "I see you've met Furry and Scurry." "Wonderful, lovely creatures, I assure you." "This is not good, Mr Webb." "Not good at all." "Come on, over here." " Did you get what I needed?" " You betcha, Ms Frazier." "Excellent." "Two season tickets, third row, centre as promised." " I'm open." " Come on." "Move it around." " Watch out." "Watch out." " Hit my blocker." "Hit my blocker." "Can't feel it." "Okay, put some mustard on this one." "Yeah, right." "Come on, man, keep it going." "Let's do it, man." "Ten bucks for the first one who gets one past my glove." "L'll make it 50." "Put that puck in the net, or we'll be here all night." "I am not pleased." "Cross!" "Cross!" "Move, move!" "Nice save, my darling." "Come in." "Mr Mayor, thanks for driving over." "Never miss a practise." "Have you heard?" "Newman failed a surprise inspection today." "This report should sway public opinion and clear the way for my purchase of the land." "What about the boys?" "Well, I love kids just as much as anyone, but..." "Excuse me." "Do I need to install tampon dispensers in the locker room, ladies?" "Hit someone." "But there are..." "But there are better homes for those boys, elsewhere." "This is win-win." "Good for the orphans, good for Charlestown." "That Newman Home, it's as old as our city." "Old being the key word." "Your town is a rotten relic." "Now, you can be seen as the man who finally helped save it, or be blamed for standing in the way of progress." "Rest assured, there will be progress." "Why don't we have a meeting of the council before you leave town?" " Good idea." " Super." " Good night, Your Majesty." " Bye-bye." "Elbow to the head." "Elbow to the head!" "Show some bite, Hounds." "I'm warning you." "Do not make me come down there." "Do you know that golf is the world's number one vacation sport?" "The average course provides hundreds of jobs." "And a pro-tour stop could mean millions of dollars in revenue for Charlestown's businesses." "A vote for Frazier Point is a vote for the future." "And it's good for the poor little orphans, too." "Can't wait to move into a good home, Ms Bernie." " That's right, Tommy." " It's Timmy." "Timmy." "Frazier Point is a hole-in-one for all of us." "That lady's not going to take us away from here, is she?" "You see these?" "See these?" "Nothing gets by me, okay?" "All right, off to bed." "It's late." "Smells like a giant jock strap." "Maybe 30 years ago it would've been fine." "Oh, my Lord." "Okay listen, honey, try not to touch anything or breathe deeply." "There he is." "Should have worn a hazmat suit." "Those are some extremely nice skates for rentals." "We don't open till 10:00." "You're Shayne Baker, right?" "Girl's league MVP?" "I hear you're pretty good." "What do you say, maybe sometime, you and me, we could go scrimmage." "I am good for girl's league." "Maybe you should just go scrimmage yourself." "Okay." "It's a very generous offer!" "More than this place is worth." "This ice has decades of history for the town." "I'm not going to just sell it off because you wanna put some office building here." "Well, actually, I was thinking more of a boutique mall and day-spa." "Rick, history only matters if people care, and no one does around here any more." "This town belongs to me." "And one way or another this ancient scrap heap you call an ice rink will be mine, too." "So think about my offer." "Let's go, Kain." "Stay away from her." " Now, Kain!" " All right." "Well, Dad?" " I said no." " Me, too." "Where's Riley?" "Let's be honest with each other." "Charlestown needs a makeover." "It's time to look toward the future, folks." "And the first step toward that future is the Frazier Point Golf Community Country Club and Spa." "Two hundred luxurious new homes!" " Thirty-six holes and..." " Twenty-five orphans without a home." "Who let him in?" "Anyone?" "He works for me." "I thought he should hear what you have planned for his home." " Of course." " By all means, please continue." "Yes, do." "To survive hard times like these, we all have to make sacrifices." "Those making the biggest sacrifices are the boys at Newman." "But we could use a Wii in every room, or some new dirt bikes, or even a year's supply of Lucky Charms, but other than that we're fine, thanks." "Is that so?" "Hope, the report please." "Rats in the soup pot." "Girlie magazines." "Oh, yes." "Oh, yes." "My dream is simple, folks." "I want to help the orphans and create a new Charlestown full of life, energy and growth potential." "Help us?" "By destroying the only family we've ever known?" "By shipping us off to dangerous big-city homes where kids have tattoos, piercings, and, God forbid, Facebook?" "City Council, ask yourselves this." "Is a round of golf really worth an orphan's happiness?" "You done?" "Go home." "Did I mention my development will double your property value?" "Nice try, kiddo." " Hey." " Hey." "Dad told me about the home." "That woman gives me the creeps." "She's like Darth Vader with lipstick." "She is with the dark side." "Clever we must be to defeat her." "Oh, God." "Okay." "So as was just clearly evidenced, your relative maturity level is about half mine most days." "But seriously, if I have to say, "No, we're just friends," one more time," "I'm gonna totally drug you and dry shave your entire body." " Wow!" " Okay, maybe just your arms and legs." "Did you just ask me out?" "Okay, look, my dad is going to a Flyers game on Saturday." "So, you know, he'll be gone most of the night." "You should come over." "Okay." "But I'm bringing Band-Aids and aloe vera just in case." " Okay." " Okay." "Later." " Not sure we'll be able to stop the..." " Pass the sugar." "I know women." " You already have too many shirts." " Serious?" "Whatever, dude." "Nice." "So, I went to the big meeting." "In two months the town will vote whether or not to close us down." "Now, that will give people time to think." " What if they vote, "Yes?"" " I don't know." "Look, what's with you guys?" "Don't you remember who we are?" "Sonny Newman founded this home before there ever was a Charlestown." "His dog Dexter saved the entire city from the great flood of 1938 with one proud woof." "The amazing Hanson brothers, whose ferocious might and legendary skill won the Federal Cup for this town in 1977." "They lived in this very house when they were boys just like us." "Gentlemen, we are the Hanson brothers." "We are the children of the great Sonny Newman." "We are the princes of Charlestown, and we will never be forgotten!" " Yeah!" " Yeah!" " Double dessert for everybody!" " Yes!" "Except for you!" "Time was, we never had a free skate on a Saturday." "Everybody'd be playing hockey." "I'm talking from toddlers to old guys like me." "Good or bad, it didn't matter." "People loved it." "When the Chiefs won the title in '77..." "I won a couple of banners myself playing junior in the '80s." " You know what they used to call me?" " What's that?" " Fireball Rick." " Are you serious?" "We got to do something quick, or Bernie's going to roll right across that river and wipe us off the map." " You want to save your home?" " Of course." "People love an underdog." "Maybe we can give them something to believe in again." " Are you gonna do it?" " I'm not gonna tell him." "Come on, dude, I told him last time." " Here he comes." " We're next anyway." " All right, guys, listen up." " Bring it in." "Here's my plan." "We work in their businesses." "We get good grades." "We stay out of trouble, mostly." "But that's not enough, no." "We have to make this town love us again, men." "Remind them what we're made out of." "We have to become champions if we want to win that vote." " So we're joining the junior league." " Join?" "What does he..." "We'll take down the Hounds, win over this town and save our home." "Little enthusiasm here, guys?" "Well, I mean..." "Where are the little dudes?" "That CFS lady came and got them." "She says they've been fostered." "Sorry." "As a mother, Dickie, I simply could not abide the thought of these tiny youngsters living in such awful conditions." "So while the good people of Charlestown decide the fate of the decrepit Newman Home, they will reside with me until a more permanent situation arises." "Real estate developer Bernie Frazier on fostering three boys from the Newman Home..." "We'll get them back." "We'll save the home and we'll get them back, I promise." "Everybody off to practise." "Hustle up, let's go." "Practise time." "L'll get the sticks." "Dumped in a Dairy Queen bathroom at age five," "Alex Gorrall was a kid without a home." "A kid without a future." "But now this unlikely hero has one shot to win the cup." "And he's done it!" "Gorrall has won the cup." "Give it up for A-train, people!" "Nice shot, Dairy Queen." "Dude, this is my private time." "Yeah, well, the Newman Home knows no secrets, you know that." "Yeah, sorry about the little dudes, man, I did all that I could." "Hey, it's not your fault, okay?" "Look, I called CFS." "Bernie requested no visitors, so we can't even go see them." "I promised lan he'd be safe." "Well, all we can do now is try and get them back." "Wow, at least someone's excited about my plan." "So, how are we doing on money?" "Let's take a look." "From our jobs we have $500." "That's not counting food and utilities." "Well, Mr B's giving us free ice-time." "We still need the entry fees and gear." "You're gonna have to get me an Easton Stealth Pro Stick, I'd be like..." "I'd be like Harry Potter on his Nimbus 2000, bro, unstoppable." "Well, I guess we better find a sponsor then." "Tomorrow we make proposals to our bosses and every business in town, okay?" " Deal." " Cool." "Later, Dairy Queen." "There he is." "Hey there, pal, I'm Mark, the mayor's VP of PR." "How are you?" "Rocking, dude." "Look, I was actually really hoping to speak with the mayor." "Yes." "Sorry, that's not going to happen." "He is on a vision quest, listening to the flowers with Shaman Maria somewhere near Machu Picchu." "And he's not going to be back for a couple of months, if he even survives at all." "Crazy old codger's got a bit of a death wish if you ask me." "Anywho, you gang are looking for a sponsor, am I right, for your little orphan hockey team?" "Which is super, it's great." "We love the kids without the parents." "Love it." "Here's the sitch, though, we already sponsor a bowling team." "Yes." "Tenpin, kind of awesome." "Tell you what I can do, though." "How about a box of Charlestown snow globes for you and the guys, all right?" "Enjoy those and, hey, thanks for stopping by." "Bowling team?" "Support for closing the home is up 36% since you fostered the baby orphans." "And your approval ratings jumped a total of 50%." "God, I love the power of good PR." "Keep those little brats in the basement till after the vote." "I don't even want to smell them." "And watch out for boogers and spit-up." "Hey." " Hey." " Any luck with the sponsor, hunt?" "Nobody's made a donation since Sonny Newman was alive." "Check this out, bro." "They're back in town." "Been here a while I guess." "They came into the copy shop to design this for some kind of business that they run." "But get this." "Back in 2002, they won the lottery." "Brought back the Chiefs for one season and then became these big time poker players." " So are you thinking..." " They lived here." "They played hockey." "They got lots of cash." "So when the Chiefs folded, we took our lottery money and we went gambling." "Roulette, dice, poker, Vegas, Atlantic City." "We were high rollers." "But it was an empty life, you know." "Babes, booze, bar fights." "Our wives left us, took our kids." "You guys have kids?" " Yeah, we got three of them." " Yeah, one each." "Yeah, the judge said we weren't good role models." "Said we have to find peace and balance." "That night during wrestling, I saw a TV ad for Peace and Balance." " So we bought a franchise." " Zenovation." " So how's business?" " Sucks." " Real bad." " Not one stinking customer." "We had some really great times living at the old Newman Home, until we got pro contracts and our mom made us move back in with her." "Here's the thing." "We've got a plan to save our home, but we need a sponsor." "And who better than three glorious hockey heroes from Charlestown's past?" " Good idea." " Smart kid." "Who were you thinking of?" "You guys." " You'd sponsor us?" " I don't know." "Hockey's pretty violent." "We gave that up with the bar fights and the gambling." "Not our path." "Look, it'd be great advertising." "We'll be travelling all over the state, playing a new style of hockey." "Just think." "Zenovation on ice." "Come on get it, boys." "Here you are." "Look at the pads!" " Here we go." " All right." "You get one of these." "There you go, guys." "There you go." "Goalie!" "Goalie!" "Good save." "Nice catch." "Hey, my name isn't goalie, you know." "It's Henri." "Those are your pads." "Here you go, two!" "Zen is peace, clarity, focus." "Empty your minds of all distractions." "Don't think, just be." "What if I have to think about not thinking?" " Shut up." " I have that same problem." " Hey." " Sorry." "When you're passing the puck, you're sharing your soul." "You're saying, "Here, I trust you with this precious and rare gift, my brother."" " Nice." " Don't be angry with the puck." "Release the energy." " Slow." " Nice." "Like that." "Nice and easy." " Release through the body." " Be one with the universe." " Nice." " Beautiful." "Love that." "Wow!" "You work much here or..." " Condiment art." " Condiment art?" "Lt's very popular in Taiwan." "I sell them on eBay." "Made $50 once." "Really?" "Well, I've got $50 that says you can't get one past me out there." "What do you say?" "Ls that a yes?" "You know, I've got the lowest goals against in Pennsylvania history, right?" "Wow!" "That's really funny because I've scored the most in Pennsylvania history." "Yeah, but for girls." "Come on." "Combined." "All right." "Let's go." "And this." "Let's go." "Give it to me." "Come on!" "Let's go." "Come on, you got better than that." "Let's go, you're the MVP girl." "Oh, man." "I could get you in a game." "You just need to be distracted." "Trust me, watching you shoot in that shirt is distracting enough." "So?" "Ls this feng shui hockey for real?" "We got gear, uniforms and our fees paid." "And they can run the practises, but we'll still play the games my way." " So lots of skating and no scoring?" " That is harsh." "You open with the Hounds, Saturday." "Drop the Zen crap." "Control the blue line and put me on the roster." "Then you'll have a shot." "And did I mention that Kain Frazier and I scrimmaged together at the rink?" "He's good." "It's date night." "Riley and Shayne sitting on the couch..." "Just drop it guys." "Look, I'm staying home, all right?" "You totally have to go, man." "Baker's goofy, but she's hot." "I don't know, man." "Like, if Tweaker gets in that candy, man, he's like a werewolf at full moon." "Okay, give some credit to A-train and Big Daddy Precious." "We could take care of this house." "No worries." " Just one thing in return." " Details." "K-l-S-S-l-N-G" " Hey, entrez vous." " Here." "I hand-picked them from Precious' flower garden." "Thanks." " So, I made pizza." " Boogers and butt cheese?" "Greasy, grimy gopher guts." "Mutilated monkey meat." " Dirty dirty birdie feet." " Dirty dirty birdie feet." " French fried eye balls dipped in kerosene" " French fried eye balls dipped in kerosene" " I didn't have a spoon, I had a straw" " I didn't have a spoon, I had a straw" "No, it's tofu, pepperoni, organic goat cheese and cream spinach sauce." "Yummy." "All right, guys." "Winner takes all, a week without chores." "Prepare to meet your doom, boys." "Not tonight, French Fries." "This game is mine." "You know why the Flyers suck?" "Lt all comes down to Lindros." "What a waste." "Sucked us dry and left us for dead." "So, you gonna kiss me tonight or what?" " Pair of nines." " Pair of trois." "Triple aces, boys." "I win again." " Tweaker!" " Tweaker!" "You know I really like you, right?" "So you'd have to like gnaw on my lip for this to totally suck." "I guess it's not like in the movies where kisses magically happen at exactly the right moment." "Just like the formation of rainbows." "Wow." "Can you imagine if I told other people that you actually said that?" " It could be your dad." " I'm in the shower." " There's a thought." " Easy, pilgrim." " It could be the guys." " You gave them my number?" "What?" "I made pizza and we were gonna have purple cows after we kissed." "Look, I'll make it up to you." "I'm sorry." "A teenager has his right to get his mac on, Riley Haskell." "It's the law." " Where's Mr Webb?" " He's sick." "Look, I gotta go." "I'm really sorry." "The pizza was really good." "Jerk." "And Precious, make sure you do that thing I told you to do." " I made a mess." " Henri, help me out." "You grab the other side." "Yeah, we'll just lift this up." " Man, I got this." "Grab that." " You got it?" " That's better." " Where is he?" "Ate the whole box." " He OD'd on Ding Dongs." " Oh, God." " You okay?" " We didn't have a choice, man." " It was for his own good." " He'll be fine by game time." "Dickie Dunn Jr." "Here with Dickie Dunn III bringing you another exciting season of junior league hockey action." "And this year's first battle is a real David and Goliath matchup." "Yeah, Dad." "If David were a Chihuahua, that'd be more like it." "Yes, that's true, D-III." "It's the defending champ Ice Hounds versus Newman's upstart orphan team calling themselves the Zenovators." "All right, guys, let's do this." "All right, guys." "I know this isn't exactly how we'd want it, but if we don't help ourselves, nobody else will." "I don't remember life before I came to Newman's, some of you might." "But right now all we've got is these ugly uniforms and each other." "And that's what we're fighting for." "The little dudes, our home, our family." "And this town is gonna see that, and they're gonna love us, and worship us, and buy us cake and chocolate and candy." "So let's go pound the Hounds!" " Balance." "Inner peace." "Focus." " Share your souls." "You guys aren't coming with us?" "There's only so much we can teach you, son." "Plus, we want to save our big entrance for after the game." "They're retiring our jerseys." " All there is left is inspiration of another." " Yeah." "Words of a hero." "A hockey hero." " Doug Gilmour." " Doug Gilmour." "No way." "No matter what anybody else says, no matter what anybody else thinks, you play the hockey like you're born to play." "True to the game, true to yourselves." "Come on, guys." "Let's go, come on." "We can hear our voices echoing throughout this depressingly vacant arena as the Newman boys are led out by..." "Can you believe it?" "That's NHL star, Doug Gilmour." "And they all seem to be wearing bathrobes of some sort." "Look, better than wearing nothing at all." "In my half season as player and one day as announcer, no, I've never seen anything like this." "Even though your playing career was cut short by an irrational fear of having your throat stuffed with vulcanized rubber," "I'm proud of you all the same, Son." " Welcome to the booth." " Glad to be here." "And here they are now, the three-time defending champ Ice Hounds, led by their MVP Kain "Stonewall" Frazier." "Yes, his Hounds look to easily devour these Zenovators today, much in the same way his mother hopes to destroy their home." "No one stands in the way of Binghamton folks, on the ice or otherwise." "And the Ice Hounds look every bit the monstrous machine that has dominated the region for many seasons." "Mon Dieu, those guys are bigger than you are?" "Maybe they'll win." "It'll be like a miracle on ice." "It'll be a miracle if they make it off the ice." "We keep it loose, we have fun, we play it Newman style, all right?" "We're gonna win this one for the home, guys." "Let's do it." " You guys shouldn't be out here." " You guys shouldn't be on steroids." "And we're underway." "Binghamton's star scorer," "Janislav, controls the puck." "Here he comes up the aisle." "He did not make the Zen defender." "He's driving on goal all by himself." "He shoots." "The Hounds have scored at five seconds in." "That must be some kind of a record." "The orphans need a fatter goalie." "Now, some crisp passing by the Zenovators." "Gorrall shoots and denied by Frazier." "Who's your daddy?" "Oh, no, you don't have one, do you?" " What?" " Hey!" "And now some fisticuffs." "A good old donnybrook." "And it's a massacre folks." "It's just like the time you got your butt kicked by my piano teacher." "Nope, this is definitely worse than that." "Much worse." "That goal light needs a new battery, and ref's arms are getting tired as the Hounds just keep pouring it on." "Goal!" "Tremendous tactics, terrific teamwork, and a vastly superior genetic makeup giving Binghamton the edge today." "And that, mercifully, is the end of the game." "And by the looks of it, the end of the Zenovators." " All right." " Zen's a journey, it's not a sprint." "It's a journey, stay with it." "It's gonna get better." "Come on, stay with it." "So much for sharing our souls." "Ladies and gentlemen, if I can draw what's left of your attention, at the end of the arena, you'll see three famous jerseys, number 16, 17, and 18, the Hansons." "Jack, Steve, and Jeff." "There they go, they're being retired." "Let's give them a big hand." "Ladies and gentlemen, the Hanson brothers." "Hello, Charlestown." "Thank you for your support and retiring our old jerseys." " But we're not here to talk about hockey." " What do you mean?" "Lt's just a dumb game where you bleed a lot, and a total waste of time." "Get off the ice!" "And so, right now, you all should be meditating on your inner chi." "Our message is about peace, love and universal harmony." "Loser!" "And about finding balance and cosmic energy through Zenovation." " Open up your minds to a new reality." " Losers!" " Screw harmony and peace." " And that chi stuff." "This is just too easy." " Thank you, sir." " Thank you very much." "Appreciate it." "And the pictures of the kids, your family, nice people." "Hey, mind if I wear this?" "You got any tickets to the policemen ball?" "Well, guys, you ready?" "Okay." " We're back." " We're back." "What happened yesterday was our fault." " Un-American." " Un-Pennsylvanian." " Un-Charlestownonian." " Un-Hansonian." "This town needs a good punch in the nose." " A kick in the teeth." " A jab in the spleen." "Bernie's hitting us below the belt." "Fellas, we're here to show you how to help fight back." " And we have reinforcements." " Guys, come on in." "These are our boys." "Dit." " Gordi." " And Toe." "Guys, time to put on a foil." "Play some old-time hockey, like Eddie Shore." " Dit Clapper." " And Toe Blake." " And Gordie Howe." " Gordie." " You all right, goalkeep?" " Riley, you okay?" "Hell, no." "Look here, you okay?" " Yeah." " You sure?" "Great!" "Good!" "Get him again!" "This is how you get the jersey over your opponent's head." "Today, if they have the balls to show up, the Newman boys face the much-hated Scranton Night Hawks." "Two-time runners up for the Hounds, the Hawks are reloaded and they are as tough as they got." "Holy smoke, the Newman team takes to the ice in a manner that can only be termed tremendously tacky." "They have donned the sacred shrouds of the Chiefs." "This is a sacrilege." "Yeah, tacky like that time when you got sloshed on communion wine." "Well, yes, exactly like that." "0-1, same old butt-whopping." "It is clear these Newman boys are decidedly doing disservice to the lasting legacy of the Chiefs." "Hey, Riley, I think it's time." "Toe, Dit, Gordi, let's do it!" "Okay, boys, make your daddies proud." "Talk about their family ties, sports fans." "It appears the offspring of the Hanson brothers are making their first appearance as part of this ragtag team." " Hey there, good game." " I'm gonna hat-trick you twice." "Good luck with that." "Oh, yes, cross-checking, boarding, slashing, spearing." "That certainly brings back the memories." "Questionable sportsmanship aside, these Chiefs have certainly been reinvigorated with new blood on the ice." "And after the first formal foray of these junior Hansons," " you have to ask yourself..." " Is that nature or nurture?" "...ADD or DNA?" "Good job, good job, good job." "He sent in the goon squad." "They have gone from Zenovators to headhunters in less than a week." "Yeah, it's truly inspiring, Dad." "Sure do have a lot of spirit." "What they need is liability insurance." "And in a scene that is strangely familiar, three Hansons are populating the penalty box, forcing their fellow Chiefs to face a difficult five on three penalty kill." "A true test of their orphan grit." " Thank you." " Nice save." "In a strange first period move, the angry Night Hawks seem to be trying to make the Chiefs pay by pulling their goaltender to make it six on three." "That's something you don't see every day." "And he's their last uninjured player to boot." "...goes down to block the shot, and Alex Gorrall tosses the puck." "He flips it in the air and splits the two defenders." "What an amazing move!" "He's rocketing down the ice towards the empty net." "He's beat the desperate defence." "He's spins around, he scores." "Led by emerging phenom Alex Gorrall, it seems these boys may be worthy to call themselves Chiefs after all." "Way to go, guys!" "No mercy!" "People actually cheered for us." " How about the Hansons?" " Yeah, the Hansons." "Killed them." "Didn't see them put one in the net." "Hey, I looked for you after the game." "What game?" "All I saw was a wrestling match." "Got to give people what they want." "Put butts in seats, win the vote." "Yeah?" "Well, keep playing that way, you won't be seeing this butt in the seats any more." "Interesting style of play." "Had to let them know we meant business, sir." "That's how it was when I was a boy." "Hard-nosed hockey." "I admire you, kid." "I do." "But if all this is about the vote on your home," "I don't see much hope in hockey changing their minds." "What if I told you we already changed one?" "A big one." "It seems these boys have been inspired by rumours that Mayor David Kenneth plans to support their petition to save the Newman Home when he returns from his vision quest in Peru, if he ever returns at all." "Man, that's awesome." "I can't believe this!" "I want names." "Good newsman never reveals his sources." "There isn't a good newsman within 50 miles of here." "I'm just trying to capture the spirit of the thing, Bernie." "Is it true?" "Well, no, no, no, no, hang on a tick." "Our office was not contacted for this story and the mayor is unreachable." "But why would somebody lie about this?" "I hate those little orphans." "Off the record, of course." "With the key vote only weeks away," "Bernie Frazier today responded to rumours that Mayor David Kenneth may oppose her Newman measure." "Well, Dickie, the mayor and I are good friends." "He personally assured me of his support before he left town." "Clearly, someone is lying." "The signature's right here, and you've got his letterhead at the copy shop, right?" " You lied to Dickie Dunn." " Yeah, but he knew." "I think." "Look." "Look, he's on our side." " Lf we give him a letter, that'll help prove it." " There's nothing to prove, man." "It's a lie." " And forgery is some serious bad business." " And what are they gonna do?" "Give us community service?" "We are community service." "Look, this town loves the man." "If we get them to believe he's behind us, then maybe we've got a chance." " What about when he comes back?" " Well, he may never come back." "Ever." "At least not before the vote." "Look, there's panthers and jaguars, and man-eating plants..." "Hey!" "You told me to tell you when you're out of line, right now, you're off the whole page." "The letter appears to be authentic according to the mayor's VP of PR, Mark Dempsey." "He emphasises that we will not know for sure until Mayor Kenneth returns." "If he returns." "Charlestown Spring Tulip Festival?" "What's wrong with these people?" "Put a Starbucks on my to-do list." " Did you try FedEx?" " I checked." "You know, Machu Picchu doesn't count as an actual street address." "And we weren't able to reach the mayor by ham radio, either." "If he dies down there, I'm screwed!" " This is killing me in the polls." " People do love those orphans now." "Almost as much as they do that dog." "Hope." "Looks pretty good, huh?" "Want to hire me?" "You think this is funny?" "Come on, man." "We've been lied to and cheated our whole lives." "So, since I'm an orphan, I've got a free pass to be a jackass and to lie?" "How's acting like that ever gonna change anything?" "Tell me who this hurts except for Bernie Frazier." "Me!" "And everybody out there with a vote." "This goes wrong, it's on you." "So, what's up with Alex?" "Lt seems my star forward isn't a fan of the Chiefs' new direction." "I don't agree with going goon, but I'm not in your position and it's wrong for me to judge you." "So make it up to me by taking me to the Sadie Hawkins dance." "The whole point of Sadie Hawkins, nimrod, is that the girl asks the guy, which I already did once if you recall, with some pretty pathetic results." "So ask me again." "Well, maybe I'm going with Kain Frazier." " L'll pick you up at 8:00." " Did I mention he's good?" "Dinner's on me." " No leaving early for anything?" " Done." "Deal." "Hey, you gonna use that ketchup?" " No." " I've got art next period." " Bye." " Bye." "Wait, wait." "Riley." "Riley." "Hey, I put these together for you, or for you to give to Shayne." "Not for me to give to you." "Here." "Tweaker's locked in his room, so everything's okay," " so just go get her, man, okay?" " Good man." " Good luck." "Bye." " Thanks, buddy." "Don't hate me." "I'm a good person." " You set us up?" " Bernie made me do it." "Art is my gift, and now I've used it for evil." "The little dudes, how are they?" "They're great." "I've been teaching them to paint." " They really do miss you." " Thanks." "Here's one more thing you can teach them, blue and yellow makes green." "Don't you think you're overreacting?" "Maybe an emergency came up or something." "Hi, Binghamton please." "Yeah, Frazier." "Thank you." "Well, look who it is." "Look at that, mommy's little ice puppy is off his leash." "You're the funny guy here, huh?" "I guess you need a sense of humour when you're growing up here in the slums, right?" " Whatever." " Hey, where're you going?" "Hey, come here." "I think you're really gonna like it, too." "Check that out." "The way she dances..." "See that?" "The last move there where she kind of..." "But I guess she likes real hockey players, and not little orphan goons." "You can watch it again if you want to on YouTube." "Heard you had fun at the dance!" "You stood me up." "I didn't stand you up." "I just changed my plans and didn't call." "Hello, dictionary, try looking up respect, maybe even a little responsibility." "Responsibility?" "You have no idea what all I'm responsible for." "Oh, hey, why don't you let me know when you grow up." "Okay, Miss Maturity, but I'm not the one making condiment art." "And FYI, Shayne and Kain sounds ridiculous." "And the crowd seems to be demanding some sort of Wild Cat lynching." "Time for Wild Cat lynching." "With the deplorable defiling of Dexter the dog, by these wanton Wild Cats, the fury of Charlestown has been stoked to full flame, folks." "Can the Chiefs defend their town's honour despite having little of their own?" "I don't know." "We shall see in the fullness of time, I suppose." "I guess we will, Dad." "This is it, boys." "They will never be behind us more than they are today." " That team painted our dog..." " And called us names." " Yeah." " Called us names!" "So get out there!" "Put a stick in their ribs, and let them know you're there!" " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "Put some lumber in their teeth, and let them know you're there!" " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "Jam some foil up their noses, and let them know you're there!" " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "Let's go!" "Pixy Stix." "Tonight, Charlestown witnessed the category five Tweaker-cane as he walloped the wayward Wild Cats with wild abandon." "Hanson hockey prevailed again." "The lackluster Lancaster Wild Cats were totally tamed by the Charlestown Chiefs." "Charlestown hockey is back!" "Time for some fibreglass." "That'll loosen them up." "Today, the South Philly Raiders forfeited the game to the Charlestown Chiefs in a rather ignominious display of gastric malfeasance, including diabolically-induced diarrhoea." "Before yet another raucous sell-out crowd here in Charlestown, the mighty Chiefs battered, bruised, and bullied their way to a 4-2 win." "And that's six straight for the Chiefs who sent their ninth straight opponent to the emergency room en route to a championship showdown with their cross-river rivals, the hated Ice Hounds." "Yeah!" "Interesting." "A faint printed line continues past the point where the ink ends." " Where do you get your letterhead?" " Good question." "The Copycat copy shop." "Well, Riley, the big vote is Wednesday." "And if this crowd is any indication," "I would say you guys have changed a lot of minds." "We just wanna bring hockey back to Charlestown, and show people that our home is worth saving." "And how would you rate this day, Precious?" "No, name's not Precious any more, Dickie, it's "Killer."" "What can I say?" "We're in the finals." "Mayor Kenneth's coming back to help us win the vote, and..." "Well, it's probably the best day of my life." "Attention, Charlestown!" "Before this great celebration goes any further, there are a few things that you need to know about your little hometown heroes here." "This letter of support from Mayor Kenneth is a complete and utter forgery!" " What?" " What?" "It was found saved on a computer at the Copycat copy shop where this boy, Alex Gorrall, was an employee." "Until today, I presume." "Probably been fired, yeah." "That's not all." "Their leader, one Randall Webb, has been absent from the home and on the lam for at least six months after committing armed robbery in Florida." "The boys have been in constant danger and without adult supervision the entire time!" "But perhaps the most grievous offence committed by these delinquents will certainly stun you all." "Kain, please, if you will." "Of course." "It was Riley Haskell, not the Wild Cats, who defiled Dexter the Dog that saved Charlestown." "Yes, the very dog owned by one Sonny Newman who founded his home!" "I'm spent." "That's not true." " No way." " No way." "Well, folks, a strange turn of events here." "The state police have moved in." "And it appears that Riley Haskell has deceived us all." "Riley, is it true?" "No, don't talk to him." "Don't say anything." "Did you do it?" "Strange news tonight here, folks." "I suppose you caught most of that." "It seems the dog was defiled by delinquent orphans, and not at all by a rival team." "Just go get him!" "Let him handle that." "Come on, see that tie?" "That can be you." "Sorry, guys, this is all we have for tonight." "We would have ended up here anyways." "At least we put up a fight." "Dear Mayor, I hope you will read this very soon." "There are a lot of good reasons for what I've done, but that doesn't make what I've done right." "The mood is somber here." "Most of Charlestown feels disappointed and betrayed." "Mayor Kenneth returned to work today, but he refused to comment on the Newman scandal." "It seems certain that the eminent domain measure will pass." "So go ahead and book those tee times now." "Right." "No." "Well, we're splitting them up." "Yes, even one would help." "Great, perfect, okay." "So then, we'll go from there." "We earned the right to play in that championship game." "Through lying, cheating and other very naughty behaviour." " That was my fault, not theirs." "L'll sit it out." " It's simply not possible." "One game." "It's all we have left." "Give it up, it's over." "I need to make a phone call, please." " This is nice." " I bet they're all fake." " Where's the one for penalty minutes?" " These are organised." " MVP, my butt!" " MVP?" "Fingerprints, please!" "What is this?" " Trophy." " No, you idiot." "What do you want?" " We wanna make a bet with you." " A little wager." "Get our boys out of kid jail, and play us in the championship game." "And if you win, you get our land." "What if, by some improbable miracle, I should lose?" " It's a great day for hockey, fellows!" " It's time to pound the Hounds, boys!" "Come on, let's go get them now!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Hey, Riley!" "Riley!" "Come on, Riley!" "Come on, let's go." "Come on!" " Yeah, I'm coming." " Hurry up." "Let's go!" "Look, man, I know this season was your shot to break out." "I let you down, and I'm sorry." "This is a championship game, man, all the scouts are gonna be there again." "Let's do this." "Yeah, I'd love to be there, but they won't let me play, because somebody got me charged with forgery." "Good luck." "Stickhandle this." "Your friends left a mess." ""When Mr Webb left us, our goal was to stay together." ""So we kept it a secret." ""We were family." "It was my job to protect them, provide for them," ""and to set a good example." ""I did okay with the first two," ""but blew that last one pretty bad trying to save our home." ""Anyway, I don't think there's much you can do to help us," ""but I just wanted to say I'm sorry and that I'm glad you didn't die in Peru." ""Sincerely, Riley Haskell."" "Hey, guys, who wants pizza?" " Me!" "Yeah!" " Yeah!" "Let's go to the table." " Yes!" " Okay, let's put these up." " Guess what?" " What?" "Who wants to listen to the big game?" " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "Guys, listen up." "I got something to say." "I'm a liar, and I let you guys down." "I just..." "I wanted you guys to have hope that we could survive this together, that it would all be okay." "Well, I was wrong, and it's not all okay." "We're goons, circus freaks." "I turned you guys into something you're not." "Like Precious." "You're no killer." "You arrange flowers." "Henri." "Well, you're not..." "French?" "No." "No, I'm originally from Arkansas." " That's strange." " Seriously?" " French fry." " Seriously?" " What?" " So lame." " I mean, the chicks really dig it." " You are a freak." "You guys..." "Okay, bad example." "The point is, all that's not who we are." "Now, we've got one more night as a family and one more hockey game together." "And we're gonna play it straight." "We're going out as champions, even if we lose by 20." "This is for us." "Not for Charlestown." "But for us and the little dudes." "That's all I gotta say." "Yeah, to win hockey." "Come on." " Return the foil." " Keep your sticks on the ice, guys." " Come on." " Good, clean hockey." "You're going to have loads of fun tonight, boys." "Anything goes." "No-holds-barred, I'll see to that." "You can change in there." "Hope, wait here." "Guard the door." "This is it." "Tonight, we see the team with the most goals against the team with the most penalty minutes." "But the Cinderella Chiefs have seen all their support go to the dogs." "And it's a solid Ice Hounds crowd tonight." "They are booing these orphans with all their might." "Listen to that, D-III." "Give me another one of those woofs, will you, Son?" "Keep going." "Come on, keep going." "Let's go." "They've lost the vote, lost their home, lost their town." "With no Gorrall and with low morale, it's hard to see these Chiefs caging the rabid title-hungry Ice Hounds." "And here they are, folks, a pack of wild alpha dogs at home in their own den." "The unstoppable, unquestionable, undefeated Binghamton Ice Hounds!" "Sponsored by Frazier Realty." ""Building a better tomorrow today."" "I can't see anything with all that smoke out there." "To another deal done right." "Here come my secret weapons." "And I made sure the poor little Chiefs don't have their star player!" "The crowd continues to boo the Charlestown team." "It seems there were three new Ice Hounds added to tonight's roster from the Sawtooth Juvenile Detention Centre's violent crimes wing." "Yeah, it looks like the Hounds added a few Rottweilers there, Daddy-o." "Yes, indeed, D-III." "That's a very good one." "Call the Red Cross, Son." "Tonight's gonna be a bloodbath." "That's René St Michel." "I heard he once killed a squirrel with a straw in the fifth grade." "He's one mean dude." "You would be, too, if your name was René." "Look, guys, I don't care who they are or where they're from, we're sticking to the game plan, all right?" "Old-time hockey, let's do it!" "French toast." "This is about hockey, and these kids are not playing for a paycheck." "These kids are playing for the passion and love of the game right now." "Fantastic, that!" "That's it!" "Now we're in it." "Let's go." "Good job." "Way to go!" "Good job!" "Hey there, René." "Buy you a soda after the game." "Here's the face-off!" "And the Chiefs are instantly on their butts!" "One thing I learned during my playing career is you can't skate while you're on your butt." "Because your butt was always on the bench." "The Hounds are giving them a taste of their own medicine tonight." "Get on that back!" "This is exciting!" "Hit him!" "He's out cold!" "Come on!" "Lf you're gonna be eating that snow, buddy, you have to watch out for the yellow stuff." " Keep talking, mama's boy." " Yeah, whatever." "Come on, boys!" "There's some crack officiating." "The ref's really letting them play out there tonight." "The Chiefs aren't even fighting back." "What's the matter with those guys?" "What's the matter with those guys?" "That's what I said." "What's the matter with those guys?" "Come on!" "Kick him!" "In the..." "In the groin!" "What a shame this is." "They've come so far albeit on the wrong path, only to have their helmets handed them and their brains beaten in." "Even the abnormally aggressive junior Hansons have been tamed." "We want some hockey!" "Yeah?" "Well, what do you know about hockey?" "The Chiefs' bench is utterly outraged, and perhaps they have a point." "But here they come, the Chiefs are on a break." "They got the numbers." "A terrible shot to the back sends one of the Hansons to the bars." "Precious scores!" "But wait, they're waving it off!" " No goal!" " No goal." "Big guy was in the crease!" "No goal!" "They've missed the shot from behind, but they've caught Precious in the crease!" "What kind of officiating is this?" " What are you talking about?" " Are you kidding me?" "That was a goal." "He hit me from behind." "Are you blind?" "Answer me, are you blind?" " What's going on here?" " You can't do that!" "You can't make that call!" "That's a bad call!" "This is outrageous!" "Looks like some home cooking in the doggy bowl, folks, as Precious goes to the box with 30 seconds left of the first." "And if the Chiefs can survive this period unscathed, they'll call themselves lucky." "Shot..." "Save, but the Chiefs can't clear." "The Hounds apply more unrelenting pressure." "Here comes another shot." "Henri is down!" " Goal for the Hounds!" " Goal!" "Unbelievable!" "That was clearly interference." "What kind of a call was that?" "Lt's a goal!" " You call that a goal?" " Yeah." "He pushed me!" "Did you not see that?" " That was a goal, my friend." " I'm on the ground!" "How can you let that..." "Another 40 minutes, another 40 acres." "God, I love hockey." "So, at the end of the first period, it is 1-0 for the Ice Hounds..." "Your Chiefs are dog food, my man." "Slobbery little chew toys." "The Ice Hounds have been pounding with their mercenary intensity while the Chiefs seem weak and demoralized, made worse by dubious officiating." "Nothing seems to be going right..." "Enjoy your time in the penalty box." "It's hard to see these Chiefs..." "I guess that's two for tripping." "You want some of this?" "Shut your pie hole!" "Ms Frazier has something she wants on the board." "Check your e-mail, and get me a microphone." "Please direct your attention to the video screen, folks." "Bribe?" "I tell you, folks, desecrated dogs, dangerous delinquents, and now dirty dealings." "We still have two periods left to play." "What can happen next?" " Guys, you gotta step it up!" " Yeah, and we bet the farm." "Bring back Hanson hockey." " Boys, we're getting killed out there." " No goals." " We gotta fight back." " Crush some skulls." " We could do that fibreglass trick again." " That's great." "No!" "No!" "No!" "We're only down a goal, we keep it clean, or we pack it up, that's it." "Boys!" "Boys." "I have something I'd like to say." "I did not write this letter." "It was sent to me by young Riley." "He was desperate to save our town." "I wanna save you, young Riley." "Our town has let you down, and I'm the one responsible for it." "No matter what they say, Charlestown is still a city on the rise." "So get out there and play clean, play hard, and play your hearts out no matter what these goons do." " Give them hell!" " Thank you, sir." " Boys, he's right." " Yeah, we gotta find our balance." "Hit them hard, but win it fair." " All right, boys, let's do it." " Let's do it." "Let's go!" "Let's go, let's go, let's go!" "Hey, Gordi." "Hey, hey!" " Guys?" " Hey, Gordi!" "Let's go get them!" "Hey, Gordi!" "Gordi, come here!" "And as corrupt referee, Brian Watts, is escorted off the ice by the Binghamton Police, one can only hope he'll be able to lay off the late night carbs in jail." "That's quite a cut there, Brian." "Listen to that crowd out there." "They're cheering for you." "They're cheering for all of you." " Enjoying the game, Mr Messier?" " Not really." "Hey, you guys can play any way you want." "Go ahead, it'll be a cheap win." "You guys are better than that." "The best opponents push you to your limits and make you better than you've ever been before." "And in the end, it doesn't matter who wins or loses, because you both are gonna earn the trust and respect of each other." "Chip?" "I don't think so." "So we're all gonna play it clean from here on out, boys." "That doesn't matter." "You can't win in a fair fight anyway." "Never even been in a fair fight." "Well, good luck." " Let's go." " That's it, right there." "The rejuvenated Chiefs squad is playing with spirit again in a tightly-called game." "They've managed to muzzle the reeling Hounds late in the second period and are slowly gaining the edge." "But can they sneak one past the impenetrable "Stonewall" Frazier?" "It's difficult to see if the Chiefs can ever get an edge in this game." "Not good enough." "Come on." "And now as Riley has to move the puck around side..." "Haskell is hit hard, and he's down, and he's hurt!" "Oh, my gosh." "I think it's his shoulder." "You're out of here!" "Game misconduct." "René St Michel is being tossed out of the game, and deservedly so, as the score remains Ice Hounds 1, Charlestown Chiefs, no score." "L'll be right with you." "The jingle on the supermarket ad is just winding up here." "Okay, welcome back, hockey fans." "We're here in the second intermission." "We've managed to corner" "Mark "The Sparkplug" Messier here in the booth." "Ask him a few questions." "So, take it away, D-III." "Any time now." "Excellent work there, Son." "Okay." "Excellent work there." "Now, if you don't mind, a quick follow-up question there, Mr Messier." " May I call you Mark?" " You sure can." "Sure." "Well, it appears to me that Riley Haskell, the Chiefs' captain got kind of injured there." "Do you think it effectively ends their title hopes?" "Well, there's no doubt it's a big loss, Dickie." "If Riley can't go or even if he's slowed down a little, you know, someone else is really gonna have to step up and be a leader in order for them to win." "What's wrong with you, fools?" "Can't anybody here score a goal?" "All right!" " A-train's back, baby." " Welcome back." " Suit up, pal." " Yeah." "Somebody's waiting for you outside." "Hey." "Are you okay?" "That was a cheap, illegal shot." "Does it hurt?" "Not as bad as you going out with Kain." "Listen, I had no idea you were running the house by yourself." "And here I was, worried about purple cows and making out and some stupid dance." "It's okay." "I got what I deserved." "Maybe we can still give back a little." "Wanna help me give the Fraziers a little token to remember us by?" "Come here." "And we're underway in period three with Conference All-Star and League MVP candidate," "Alex Gorrall, back on the ice for the Chiefs." "Had fun at the dance?" "You look a little stiff." "Along with a mystery player..." "Who's that?" "Get out there." " Fifty bucks says I can get one past you!" " What?" "Yes, that's my girl!" "That's my girl!" "Told you I can get you in a game." "What do you know?" "That's the first goal Kain Frazier's let in all year, and it was scored by a girl!" "Didn't Mom beat you at arm wrestling once?" "Hey, man, she's not even in the roster!" "Right there, Shayne Baker." "Been on since game one." "It was her idea." "All right, boys, we'll get that one back." "Don't worry about it, let's go!" "And it's come down to this." "One minute left and a tie score in a game the Chiefs should be leading by one." " You mean two, right?" " One." "But the Chiefs' goal shouldn't have been disallowed." " Because the ref was cheating?" " Yeah." "The ref was on the take." "The second..." "Well, yes, they cross-checked the..." "Well..." "No, no, no, it should only be one still." " No, it's two." " No, it's one." "The Chiefs should be winning by one." "No." "I'm gonna go..." "I'm gonna go ask Mark Messier." "L'll be back." "Another amazing save by Henri." "Gathered in the corner by Haskell, pushed up ahead down the bar to the speedy Gorrall." "He's free, he's flying down the ice, and he's leaving Janislav in the dust!" "The clock is ticking down." "This kid has got some wheels!" "Here comes the shot on Frazier!" "No!" "He's tripped from behind!" "Gorrall is tripped from behind!" "Penalty shot." "Holy hockey, sports fans." "It's a penalty shot with no time left on the clock!" "Son, get your hands off the Sparkplug." "As we've always wanted, just pretend it's our old court." "Yeah, no screaming fans at the court, no scouts at the court, no Kain at the old court." "He'll try to glove it." "So fake blocker, he'll reach right, and fire it glove side." "Just take the shot there and go." "You can beat this guy." "And it all comes down to this mano a mano." "An unstoppable force meets an immovable object for the junior league crown." "One all-round good guy against one incorrigible brat." "One improbable orphan against one privileged mama's boy." "Who will prevail?" "Do you believe in miracles?" "The Chiefs have won the Cup!" "The Chiefs have won the Cup!" "They've done it, folks!" "They've done it!" "It's over!" "How about that?" "How about this?" " Yes!" " Yes!" "Take your name off my Christmas card list because you're fired, missy!" "Do you know who I am?" "Do you think I'd do a thing like that?" " May I have this dance?" " I hope you dance better than you skate." "Haskell approaches, looks into her eyes, he shoots, and he scores!" " Nice call, Son." " Thanks, Dad." ""Hat-trick, my first game." ""Private school blows, but at least my tutors are hot." "Peace, Alex."" "Pretty soon you're gonna have a scholarship, Miss Two-time MVP." "I think I might stick around here a little longer." "Because of these boys, Charlestown is again a city on the rise." "Its very spirit has been re-ignited." "The Newman Home For Boys, that has not been forgotten." "Thanks to the arrangement made by Ms Frazier and the Hanson brothers, these Chiefs here will remain where they belong." "In Charlestown, in the newly-established Hanson Home For Boys."