"Alright everyone." "Quiet down." "We got the usual same old same old today..." "Muscle Man and High Fives, mow the lawn," "Skips, prepare the garbage disposal." "and Mordecai and Rigby," "I need you to get rid of the possums living in the attic." "Aw... again?" "!" "Those guys are back like every week!" "Like I'd said: the usual same old, same old." "If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office." " Man..." " Come on, dude..." "let's get the hose..." "Everyone, wait!" " What is it Pops?" " Shhh... follow me!" "I brought you to my secret place to discuss Benson!" "Tomorrow marks the tenth anniversary of his employment at the Park!" " Ten years?" "!" " No wonder he looks so used up..." "I'd like to present him with a gift at tomorrow morning's meeting as a token of our appreciation." "That's a great idea, Pops!" "Yeah, guys like Benson need recognition to feel good about themselves." "Well, then." "What should we give him?" "How about a wallet?" "A new plast for his desk." "porcelain cuff-links!" " A box of..." " A gold blending clipboard!" "A snow glow!" " A box of..." " A monogrammed business shirt?" "A box of chocolates!" " A box of..." " A pair of socks!" " A box of..." " A glow in the dark business tie!" "A BOX OF PENS!" "There must be something more meaningful we can give Benson." "Oh I know!" "Why don't we give him a mug that says "WORLD'S BEST BOSS"?" "Am I right?" "Yeah, that'll be awesome!" "I agree!" "That's the perfect gift for Benson!" "Wait... what?" "!" "But he is not really the world's best boss." "He's an OK boss, not the best boss." "That's a joke!" "Dude, there's no such thing as "the world's best boss", it's just a cool gift." "Then it's settled." "To the mall!" " Yeah!" " Oh yes!" "Oh yeah, mug shop!" "Let's find this thing and head to the food corner for some cinnamon buns." "Dude, I don't see it." "Me either." "Keep looking, we will find it." "Hey, Rigby." "Ah sick!" "Rigby just touched its butt with his face!" "Knock it off!" "Whatever dude, just keep your face away from my mug." "Excuse me, do you have any "World's bets boss" mug?" "Sorry, we're all out bro." "Oh no!" "Let's just go home!" "No dude, one of these stores has to have it." "Let's just split and find it." "Still can't believe you touch that butt with your face!" "Stop talking!" "This is the last store, if you they don't have it, we're out of lock." "They have to have it." "Come on." "Do you have any mugs that say "World's best boss"?" "World's best boss huh?" "Yeah, we have one more." "Yeah, check the glassware on the back." "I can't believe I finally found it!" "Hey man, you get any "World's best boss"?" "Yeah, but I think those guys want it." "That way." "What?" " Let go!" " It's mine!" "Nooooooo!" "I got it!" "You're gonna have to pay for that." "Did it work?" "What are we going to do?" "We don't have anything to give Benson at tomorrow morning's meeting!" "We'll think of something." "Guys!" "We found it!" "They're selling it on this website, check it out!" "Most bosses are horrible!" "Your wife and kids can wait, Johnson!" "I need those reports now!" "Some are good." "Nice work,Holly." "A few are great!" "Pizza party!" "But only one can be the world's best boss!" "难道天下第一好老板不值得拥有一个天下第一马克杯吗?" "And doesn't a world's best boss deserve a world's best mug?" "这可不是一般的马克杯 它是最好的 天下第一马克杯!" "It's not just any mug, it's the best mug." "The best mug in the world!" "Order it now!" "That's perfect!" "Yeah!" "And they guarantee overnight shipping!" "What are you waiting for bro?" "!" "Order it!" "Ah, what's taking so long?" "!" "It should be here by now." "I hope it arrive soon, Benson will be here ar any minute." "It's probably just stuck in traffic." "Dude, muscle man." "What's with the tie?" "It's called "Business casual"." "I am just tryin' to look nice for Benson's anniversary." "Were we supposed to dress up?" "Delivery!" "Finally!" "Sign here, please." "Err... we order a regular size mug, right?" "That box is huge!" "It must be full of packing peanuts or something." "I'll open it!" "Benson will be so delighted to win..." "POPS!" "Pops are you okay?" "Dude, what's your problem?" "If you oder the world's best boss mug, you have to prepare to meet the world's best boss." "Doug MacFarland, at your service." "Who cares who you are?" "!" "Give us the mug!" "I'm afraid I can't do that." "Only the world's best boos can drink from this mug." "Well, Benson is a far greater boss than you." "And even if he isn't, we pay for this thing, So hand it over!" "Or else what?" "We don't have time for this." "Benson will be here soon." "He's only one, dude." "Let's just take it from them." "Err... do I have to do this too?" "Yes!" "Alright, Doug, Hand it over." "Oh did you meet my staff?" "Best from the best!" "They got me this mug so you're gonna have to work it out with them." "Not a problem." "Okay, team." "Top priority on today's agenda:" "Teach these losers how we do business!" "Looking good, gentlemen." "Extra vacation days for the guys with the most knock-outs." "I'm liking the initiations, Mckinley." "Rogers, shred the T.I.E report." "T.I.E report?" "Yeah, the T.I.E report." "Oh no, bro," "I am on it, sir." "Guys!" "None of the chores were done yester..." "What the... what are you guys doing?" "!" "Can you come back in a couple of minutes?" "It's supposed to be a surprise!" "So you must be Benson, can't say I'm impressed with what I've seen so far." "What?" "I can't believe your employees thought you deserve this mug." "Mug?" "What is this guy talking about?" "We wanted to get you a world's best boss mug for your anniversary." "That's ridiculous, I am far for being the world's best anything." "And why would I want a mug?" "Just stop, guys!" "No, you deserve it, Benson!" "You're a good boss!" "Indeed!" "You never miss a day of work!" "And you stay later than anyone else!" "You always remember my name!" "And even though you're mat most of the time, it's usually our fault." "Oh, how sweet." "What are you doing?" "!" "Call off your guys!" "You can't stop at the middle of a job!" "Let the employees work it out." "What are you doing?" "Stop the..." "Everybody together!" "You can't do that!" "What kind of boss are you?" "!" "The world's best boss!" "Here Benson, you won this." "Thanks, guys." "I know I'm not the best boss in the world, but it's nice to have a mug that says I'm." "Now, clean up this mess or you're all fired!"