"Previously on The West Wing:" " What's this?" " Your diplomatic passport." "You're going to the Middle East with Fitzwallace and Andy." "No presidential handholding." "See what's going on." "Brief me and Toby about it." "Sir, this is Kate Harper, your new deputy national security advisor." "Yes." "I have your CV, very impressive." " I'm gonna start volunteering." " Volunteering?" " At the Washington Free Clinic." " Are you licensed to practice medicine?" "I voluntarily chose to stop practicing, C.J." "And now I'm choosing to give a few underprivileged toddlers vaccinations." "Even the Latin line got a laugh." "I'm still laughing." "Real reason I went for a second term." "Couple more years, between this gig, the Gridiron and the Alfalfa Club I'll be ready for the Def Comedy circuit." "I'd hold out for Vegas, sir." "My first Correspondents' dinner was a nightmare." "Bombed." " You put that behind you tonight." " I killed." "They laughed till they cried." "They're still crying." "Honestly, sir, in my case, it's the pollen count." "But for an Anglo-Saxon, you were darn funny." " Here we go." " Thank you, sir." "I go forth to bring word of your triumph." "We still got a phone call with the Japanese defense minister." "Let's do it upstairs." "I gotta check in with Charlie first." "Agent Broder, may I?" " Yes, sir." " Thank you." "Do you even smoke?" " Gave it up a year ago." " That's what I call willpower." "That's what I call enabler." " Here, let me." " No." "You shouldn't." "I'm the idiot who..." "It's an Ohio thing." "If it's gonna be thrown away..." "I was coveting one of these through dinner." " It's yours." " No, I wasn't serious." "I won't even be around to enjoy them." " He used your other stuff." " That's not the point." "The line worked." "I liked it, the president liked it." "The president had nine laugh out louds." " He could've had 10." " Yet the world turns." " Look it up." " This is me looking." "Here we go." "Line 27." " The NSC killed my Panama joke?" " Was it a joke about warheads?" "Call Colonel Klink over there." "I wanna know what happened." "Now?" " I'm calling." " Two-point-two-A, my..." "Josh Lyman's office for Commander Harper, please." "On your way out, give this to C.J." "Really?" "Your wife called." "Said, "Don't forget the video."" "My daughter's having a sleepover." "We're talking Nemo." "Whatever you say, sir." "Remind me to have you pull more Saturday nights, Lee." "So he pulled it off." "Grading on a curve, yes." " But?" " You can't tell him." " Okay." " Second half, I was in the ladies' room." " Hay fever?" " And I was seated with the guests of..." "I thought they were guests of Leno's." "Whoever they were they were drenched with cologne." " You should've said something." " What?" ""Mind scrubbing your necks before we have salad?"" " You're allergic." " It's not an allergy." " It is a sensitivity." " Kind of looks like an allergy." "Just tell me your hot water's back on so I won't worry about you all weekend." "My hot water is back on." "It will be." "Charlie, did you pull DoD's report on the Pacific Missile Shield?" " It's right here." " Thank you." "Leo's coming to the residence." "We'll take that call from the Japanese up there." "I'll send it up." " What happened with your water?" " Nothing." "It's squared away." " Falling behind on your bills, Charlie?" " I'm fine, sir." "Thank you." "I'm pretty sure there's some statute that prevents me from staking you to a loan." "But Debbie's a soft touch." " Broder." " We're getting a ping on the EHM." " The Roosey Room again?" " No, sir." "Outer office to the Oval." " I'm crashing the House." " Where's...?" "Eagle's covered." "I need help securing the West Wing." "On my way." "Mr. President, I need you to don a mask." " This is a crash." "Put these on, please." " Is this a drill?" "No." "The environmental hazard monitor's detecting an unusual pattern of particles." "We've had false alarms for anthrax since the last patch." "Everyone follow me this way, quickly." "Just do what she says." "Look who it is." " Nice rod." " Is she gone?" "Ladies' room." "Press detail for the CODEL." " Have a fabulous time." " What's...?" "Faxes need to clear a 90-minute window before briefings." "Try and keep track of your time zone." "And don't drink the water." "Was the vice president happy with the speech?" "You know how many Bob Russell jokes were told tonight?" "Thirty-two." "I almost lost count." " I was gonna carve notches on my belt." " You're not answering." ""Vice President Russell went to Hong Kong opened a fortune cookie and found an actual fortune."" " What does that mean?" " Bob Russell's corrupt." " I know what it means, but my point is..." " Come in here." "First time?" "You're in for a treat." "None of you came in contact with any powdery or gooey substances?" " Nope." " Opened any sealed containers?" " Breath mints, in a tin on my desk." " I smoked a cigarette." "Did the first lady install a nicotine upgrade on the detector?" " Josh Lyman?" " Yes." "You asked to see me?" "Kate Harper." "I'm the new deputy NSA." " You're Commander Harper." " Kate's fine." "Sorry I haven't gotten around to introducing myself to everyone yet." "Excuse me." "I just wanna grab one of these." " You thirsty?" " Would you like one?" "No, thanks." "I'm about to head out." " We're crashed, Mr. Lyman." " Now?" " Thanks, Ms. Harper." " Almost out the door." "I need you to stay where you are." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "It's a simple question." "Yes or no." "Was the vice president happy with the speech?" "I have no idea what you're talking about." " We're crashed, gentlemen." " Come again?" "The building's in lockdown." "I need you to stay put until we know what's up." "Love what you've done with the place." " We're in a crash." " Again?" " Ms. Moss, would you mind stepping in?" " Oh, sure." " Jack make it out?" " Jack left in a huff." " Five minutes, I'd have been in my car." " Who's Maura Leary?" "Press secretary in Congressman DeSanto's office." " It's you." "You're going on the CODEL." " Yeah." "You bumped Jack." "He was doing press detail." "He's probably making a voodoo doll." "I didn't wanna kick him off the trip." "Josh didn't say..." "White House only gets one rep." "Don't worry." "You're not his first voodoo doll and they rarely work." " This is for you." " Lord, what have I gotten myself into?" " Is it your birthday?" "I'm going camping." " Automatic bank drafts?" " I hear they're convenient, sir." "We're in here." " Mr. President, how you feeling?" " Dandy." "I killed at the Correspondents' dinner." "Have I met you?" "No." "I'm Dr. Mike Gordon." "I'm new to the unit but I've been through the drills." "I should do my "Latin as the national language" run for him." " No, sir." " Meet my lucky staff." " Charlie Young, Deborah Fiderer." " Nice to meet you." " Keep on your masks." " Sorry." "Last time..." "Till agents confirm the code, we're on standard precautions." " You've been here before." " Once." " They usually turn us around at the stairs." " I'll take your blood pressure." "Don't be shy." "I'm used to being manhandled by the medical unit." " Are you Army?" " Yes, sir." " Have you been coughing this evening?" " Not at all." " What are you hearing, agent?" " Ventilation shut down, per design." "No other detectors picked up unusual particles." "A few personnel are being held." " How about upstairs?" " Residence is all clear." " Any shortness of breath, sir?" " No, I'm fine." " You can skip the questions." " It's a long list, but I do need to." "Do the questions, sir." "We wanna take our time." " Aware of what's coming next?" " Yeah." " Anything to do with nasal swabs?" " I'm afraid that's affirmative." "Serving at the pleasure of the president gets better and better." "Read my mind, sir." "Have we confirmed anything?" "So unless there's a problem..." "I will hold my location." "Yeah." "I'm aware of that." "I will not leave the residence." "What are they telling you, Leo?" "Forty minutes tops, assuming no other developments." "They told me 10." "Probably it'll be more like 10." "Hey, you okay?" "I saw you slip out early." "Got a shift." "Had to change my clothes." " The exit was a little conspicuous." " I wasn't throwing food." "The first lady leaves before the president's speech." "Jed knew I could only stay for the first half." " Did anyone else know?" " Hello." "This is Dr. Bartlet." "Would you tell Jerry I'm running late?" "Thanks." "What are you doing at this hour?" "I'm at the clinic one night a week." " Midnight, 8 a.m." " Graveyard." "We try not to call it that in front of patients." "Midnight to 8 doesn't sound like you're handing out lollipops." "Does C.J. have anything to say about this?" "C.J. doesn't go to the clinic." " I'm saying..." " I know what you're saying." "You could've talked to somebody about this." "I talked to the president." " He didn't tell you I was working nights?" " No." "He never tells me anything either." "You're upset because the VP didn't use any of your jokes." "I'm upset because he didn't use any of anybody's jokes." "Because he gave a humorless sermon at a humorous roast." "Because he made the president of the United States look like a buffoon." "Like he's squirting seltzer bottles while Pompeii's in flames." " While..." " Volcanic ash." " What?" " Rome burned." "Pompeii was blanketed in volcanic ash." "Is Bob Russell happy he upstaged the president?" "The vice president spent three hours as a pincushion." "Dull jokes, stiff jokes, agribusiness jokes, unpreparedness jokes immovable-hairline jokes." "He provided plenty of humor." "These are serious times, and he didn't want to bow and scrape and tell jokes to all of Washington." "You're damn right he was happy." "From now on, any joint POTUS-VPOTUS appearance, I clear his speech." "First of all, no." "Second, you're mad because he didn't use your jokes." "Okay." "The problem with Bob Russell jokes is he doesn't think they're funny." " And no one else thinks they're jokes." " These are serious times." "Only the vice president has figured that out." "He's the only one who didn't look foolish." "And he's the only one to not take your advice." "Add one to the other and tell me what you get." "We're done here." " Excuse me." " You need to close the door." " My office is two feet..." " Strict procedures." " The president..." " I'll let you know when." "I'm not staying with this guy." "You can..." "Mr. Ziegler." "Stay inside the room, gentlemen." "Oh, man." "So this is verified." "Gold alert." "The office was sealed in less than eight minutes." "While the alarm's being verified, the scanner began a DNA diagnostic." " Malfunction still possible?" " Yes." "But while we rule out system error HAZMAT moves ahead with a sweep of the area." " Any shortness of breath?" " Not really." "I have a little allergic rhinitis, but no." "The answer's no." " Sorry." " Was it my sinus or my frontal lobe?" "Burning sensation in your skin or eyes?" " Not on my skin." " Your eyes?" "They're pretty red." "That's all of them." "He takes that straight to Fort Detrick." "You'd hate for them to get lost." "Ms. Fiderer, about your eyes." "The pollen count has been in the go-back-to-bed range all week." " Is your nose burning?" " Running but that's from the cloud of Chanel at dinner." " She's got a fragrance sensitivity." " Was anything sprayed on you at dinner?" "This won't count, but when I took my tablemates to meet the president I thought they were guests of Leno's, though they weren't." "While we waited for him to finish with another party I didn't even see the woman get in her bag and she spritzed right into my face." "You're saying this aerosol got on you?" " We expect an ID in 20 minutes." " Thanks, Ron." "Agent Butterfield, no one leaves." "I'm calling code chem." "We need to run a decon protocol." " Chemical indications?" " Fiderer was sprayed with an unknown agent." "It's causing edema and burning." "Everyone has to take a decontamination rinse beginning with the president." " For the love of Mike." "Meet in the clean area." " Move quickly." " I'm all for the protocol but this is absurd." " My apologies." "We have some oversensitive technology that's overreacting." "You'll find instructions in the shower." " Scrub vigorously and rinse your eyes." " You're making a great impression." " Mr. President." " Ron will put in a good word to your CO." "Mr. President, get in the shower." " Can you see anybody?" " Josh's door is closed." "He's not picking up?" " Josh Lyman's office." " And Josh Lyman himself." " Donna's MIA." " No, she's right here." " What's the holdup?" " I don 't know." "I got a deputy NSA stuck in here with me." "Ask why we can't throw money at the system to fix these false alarms." "C.J. Cregg would like to know why we spend half our lives in unnecessary lockdowns." " Better safe than sorry." " She's got nothing." "Did you know I'm taking Jack Sosa's place on the trip?" " Are you?" "Bummer." " He was on press detail." "Now I'm on press detail." "Bring him back a key chain with a pyramid on it or something." " I got another call." "What do I do?" " Press hold." "He didn't press hold." "Weren't you meeting that guy from the Post-Intelligencer?" "I thought we had stuff to wrap up." "Apparently it was Operation Rod and Reel." " He was cute." " He'll call." "Oh, God." "Sasquatch." "Ice might help." " Are you making conversation?" " You don't want it to swell up." "There's no ice here, and we're not at liberty to wander." "Do they always do that?" " Saran-wrap the Oval?" " I don't know." "If it was real, Russell would know." " You would've gotten a call." " My cell's out in my coat pocket." "And since your scrubbing of my old office included the phone..." "He was fast, that guy." "You think that was judo?" "There's sodas in here." "They're cold." "I'm not putting a soda on my head." "Okay." "There's gonna be a bump." "I don't know Major Gordon." "Do we like him?" "He didn't laugh at my Social Security joke." "That's a good sign." "That joke is  a works-better-on-a-crowd that's-been-drinking kind of thing." "I'm hoping he didn 't crack a smile." "I think we can count on Dr. Gordon's sobriety." "How's your blood pressure?" "Seriously." "Seriously?" "It's a miracle I'm alive." "Take care of yourself." " Don't get too bored." " Leo 's entertaining me." " Leo's still in the building?" " Yes." "I thought they would..." "I thought he went home." "No, he's with me." "Until he gets whisked off to some undisclosed location I'm gonna keep running with the false-alarm story." "Put him on for a second." "Leo." " How's it going?" " It's all about the fun down here." "What do I need on Japan?" "Someone alerted the Chinese that Japan's onboard with the missile shield." "They're gonna wanna hear, if China starts posturing  we're ready to go public with the plans and the alliance." " Are we?" " We'll have to be." "Everything okay up there?" " Yeah." " Good." "You can stay." "They don't think there's a real danger." "Better to have you here, making sure I behave." "If it comes to that, you got any of those to spare?" "Or are you hoarding the good stuff?" "I'm sorry." "Where's my manners?" "I'm not gonna tell you it's cold medicine." " You carry them with you?" " As needed." "It's not a daily dose." "How about I make us some tea?" "So why'd you get the water?" "You went out and got a case right before the agent showed up." "Do you want one?" "You knew we were gonna be stuck here indefinitely." "I didn't." "It's a reflex." "Better safe?" "I was in a lockdown for 77 hours once." "Where was that?" "Overseas." ""Overseas" is a big place." "Yeah." "Were you in the embassy in Haiti?" "I got a PowerBar too if things get ugly." "Okay." "I get it." "CIA." "I could look you up." "I have code-word clearance." "Not this code, you don't." "So why'd you kill my Panama joke?" " What?" " In the president's speech tonight." "What possible threat to national security could...?" " No threat." " No?" "Wasn't funny." " You don't really like Russell." " No, you don't." "Your dislike isn't professional, it's personal." "Not personal." "Visceral." "He's not inconsiderable once you spend some time with him." "He's a featherweight who only looks like a lightweight because you're propping him up." " He's the heir apparent." " Don't say "heir apparent" when we've got men in Moon suits hermetically sealing the Oval." "This is Russell's only shot, by the way." "A night like this." " You comfortable with that?" " Perfectly." " Well, great." " "Only shot."" " This and voter fraud." "Another option." " I see." " A Mob hit would also work." " Someday, there will be a younger political operative moving onto your landscape." "Up through the ranks of the domestic-policy shop." "You'll foist your jealousy and resentment onto his shoulders and give me a break for three minutes." " Jealousy?" "This is good." " You've had one win in your career." "One." "You're looking sunset in the face, and I'm just starting out." "That's eating you apart like a psychological melanoma." " My jealousy of you." " It's a sport." "You're exhausted." "If you had it in you, you'd groom Matt Packard or Howard Sturges." "You'd take me down." "Me and my anemic candidate." "But you don't have it." "I say this with a tremendous amount of respect." "I would be eternally grateful if you would back off." "My father had one of these." "I barfed in it once." "I usually threw up off the side." "Sitting there, rocking in the lake swells." "It's always about getting up at some god-awful hour of the morning." " We won't make it to the Shenandoahs." " You're driving?" "The plan was to leave by 11, arrive by 1, pitch a tent, wake up in the green world." " You can make it." " This'll have postmortem." " Doubt it." " Why the system's on the fritz." "Is the White House crippled by its protection?" "We left the press corps at the Hilton's open bar." " Still." " Someone else can handle it." "Spray a little deet behind your ears and go have fun." "Hi." "I'm still here." "We've got a little bit of a situation." "I'm afraid our getaway isn't gonna work." "I'm really sorry." "Allergies have been a pain my whole life, but this marks a new low." " None of that." " For all we know, you saved our lives." "At the very least you got us into some comfortable clothes." " You both comfy?" " Oh, yes, sir." " I'm so digging the polyester." " It's a great look." " Cipro?" " Yes, sir." "We'll treat prophylactically, 500 milligrams twice a day." " Drink lots of water." "It's dehydrating." " Let me guess." "Protocol." "Cultures will be back in 48 hours." "If it's negative for anthrax, we stop." "We didn't rule out anthrax?" " We haven't ruled out anything." " Actually, we have." " Mr. President." " Go on." "If the phrase "we're all in this together" ever applied." "Hold the Cipro, doctor." "The scanner's made a determination." "It's positive for concentrations of tularemia." " What?" " Is that a virus?" "Tularemia is a bacterium." "It occurs rarely in insects and rodents." "Theoretically, it could be used as a weapon." "Not looking all that theoretical." " So at the Correspondents' dinner..." " No." "We can eliminate that scenario." "This was released in the office." "Probably within 10 to 15 minutes of the alarm sounding." " Where in the office?" " HAZMAT's trying to determine that." "We can treat immediately." "With an antibiotic cocktail you won't develop symptoms." " lf it went undetected?" "Tularemia's likely to manifest as a severe respiratory infection." "Pneumonia." " Eventually systemic." " Sounds bad." "In the world of known pathogens, tularemia is closest to..." "Well, in fact, it is plague." "How long has it been?" "Half an hour." "It's like something out of Beckett." "You mean Sartre." "If I meant Sartre, I would've said Sartre." ""Hell is other people."" "Okay, Sartre." "We're stuck in a lockdown every time some frat boy on a hazing dare tries to jump the fence." "You know how many undergraduate institutions there are in this town?" "It's not the fence." "What is it?" "It's not the fence." "Is there anything I can do to get a straight answer out of you?" "It's a potential airborne contaminant." " How do you...?" " The ventilation system's off." "Which they do either in the event of a fire or a potential airborne contaminant." "In the event of a fire, I like to think they'll lock us outside." "So, what kind of substance are we talking about?" "Could be anthrax, smallpox, botulism." "It's hard to aerosolize, so it's probably not botulism." "Sarin and VX kill you within minutes, so we can rule them out." "Mustard's unlikely because we'd smell it, and there'd be blistering." "Okay." "Thanks." "How'd you know the air's off?" "Because it's hot." "Scrabble, Boggle, Parcheesi." "How can they not have a deck of cards?" "Nobody's got cash down here." "It's not a missed opportunity." "They sprung for Boggle, they could've thrown in cards." " Ron." " Yes, sir." "HAZMAT's taking their time, don't you think?" "Just a moment, sir." " Ron's on the phone." " How about Risk?" " Bring it on." " Any changes in the last five minutes?" "Still 129 over 85." " Not bad, considering." " Yeah." "You'd have thought the word "plague" would've spiked us into the stratosphere." " Red or green?" " Either way my army's taking Asia by round three." "Mr. President, they found the source of the contamination." "HAZMAT confirms traces of tularemia in a recycle bin." " Which bin?" " It was found inside a manila envelope addressed to Charlie." " To me?" "To your home address." " Did you bring in any mail from home?" " Only bills." "Mail that was already open." " Fiderer." " Ron why don't you speak to Charlie alone." " Let's go inside." " Mr. President." "They're patching your call through from the Japanese defense minister." " Mr. President." " It's okay." "Go on." "Good morning, Mr. Takabi." "We're having a wonderful evening." "I can see the cherry blossoms from here." "No, sir, I'm not concerned." "We're ready to move forward." "I think you're gonna have to put more faith in our Department of Defense." "You serenading me?" "Myself." "An ode to my sunset years." "All right." "I'm sorry." "That was a gross exaggeration." "No, I love that I live in your imagination crippled by jealousy and in my decline." " That speech Russell gave." " I could've given a heads-up." "No." "It's..." "That's the speech the president should've given." "A flailing economy." "Tribal rivalries exploding all over, the West Wing crashed four times." "We're running around playing dress-up like bad Dean Martin impersonators." "That's the speech the president should've given." "And you should've written it for him." "You couldn't find some nice, innocuous baby-seal campaign." "You gotta be downtown with crackheads and the needle exchange." "They're understaffed and asked me to pitch in." "I love the idea of you ministering to the wayward and unwashed." "I don't love you becoming a de facto spokesperson for issues we can't support." " I'm not on a lecture tour." " I'm seeing patients." " Hello." ""My name is Clarissa Ponsissa." "I'm 14 and sexually active." "But it's okay because I got my condoms from the first lady."" " Fox News is throwing a party." " We're five years in." "They don't have interest in pathologizing my every move." "They most certainly do." "The clinic was one thing." "Volunteering, children's health, I think we sold that." " Now it's all-nighters?" "Saturday nights?" " Not negotiable." "Since I came back, since Zoey, this is the only deal I've had with myself." "Follow my gut." "Your Secret Service detail must be thrilled." "About as thrilled as you." "It's colorless, odorless, could be stored in a sealed envelope." "But it's sensitive to ultraviolet light." "It is contagious." "Some nut could've mailed it to Charlie." "Debbie, you'll drive yourself crazy with this." "I know." "I'm only giving myself three more minutes." " Then what?" " Then half an hour of silent meditation." " How do you think I survive?" " In this job, it's an apt question." "In this world, Mr. President." "When I came into office, we knew the word "terrorist."" "It was in the daily briefings but we pictured guys with turbans in the desert and mad survivalists in Montana cabins." "That party's over." "Now anyone with high school chemistry is a potential threat." " That's a lot of enemies, sir." " Too many." "Since I was a kid, spring came, everyone else ran outdoors to roll in the grass." "Not me." "My immune system sees harmless ragweed pollen as poison." "My white blood cells are paranoid xenophobes." "They go into full attack mode over everything and nothing." "I'm the one who suffers." " So meditation's the ticket?" " Along with the ballistic allergy shots." "He won't forgive himself." "Did Josh know we could only send one person?" "On the CODEL?" "Probably." "He sent me so I could report to him and Toby on meetings and what they were talking about." "This is carob." "I just don't know how much I can report if I'm in the copy room." " Fitz is gonna fill them in." " Sure." "I just don't know why Josh told me that..." "Whatever." "Israeli embassy's gonna give you four people." "For that leg of the trip, you could sit in on meetings." " Really?" " Page 12." "Great." "That's great." "Josh Lyman needs a smack in the head." " Why?" " He sold you a bill of goods." "Not at all." "He's gone out of his way to give me every opportunity he can." "He has." "Okay." " Hasn't he?" " Absolutely." "C.J." "If he gave you every opportunity, you'd have grown out of this job years ago." "You can't blame him." "He'll never find anyone as capable as you." "I wouldn't let you go either." "It's not a false alarm." "It wouldn't take this long." "I wish I had filled this damn canteen." " You can't blame Josh." "It's not his job..." " I don't blame Josh." "It takes two of you." "You choose to stay." " It's the White House." " It's not the White House." "It's him." " Okay." "I don't really wanna..." " Why didn't you meet with the guy from the Post-Intelligencer?" "You know what's on your desk." " It wouldn't wait till Monday?" " Why did you cancel your camping trip?" "If we'll be out of here soon, you're going home to a rerun of Letterman." "I'm sorry." "I just..." " You what?" "You what, Donna?" " Nothing." "I think Ben's great." "I think you guys are great together." " I hope it works." " Have you seen us together?" "Not really." "What should I be doing instead of this?" "Anything." "You should..." "Go to lectures and symposia." "Look for opportunities with nonprofits." "Have one-night stands with reporters from the Post-Intelligencer." "Go on dates with what's-his-name from the solicitor general's." "Anything that doesn't have to do with Josh Lyman." "Okay." "Let's not do this." "What you wrote for Russell tonight was profoundly disturbing." " Because he upstaged the president." " Because he might win." " What?" " Who was the first person to shake his hand after the speech tonight?" " I wasn't watching." " Of course you were." "Chuck McGill." "They golf." "In a roomful of 600 reporters, McGill's not a golf buddy." "He's chairman of Ways and Means." "You made a calculation." "You positioned him brilliantly." "It never for a second crossed my mind before." "You keep this up, he may win." " Thanks." " That's not a compliment." "You need to get the hell out of there." "You're grooming this clown for a victory." "Then what?" "Four more years." "A better prescription-drug deal." "Maybe the education overhaul you guys can't seem to get going." " With Howdy Doody." " This isn't a dictatorship." "There are hundreds running this White House." "The salient detail being they're all Democrats." " You, of all people..." " There were no launch codes at my desk." "In the event of what I perceive to be a threat I can't deploy troops to invade so much as a 7-Eleven." "I don't care who you surround this guy with he'll wield a tremendous amount of power." "He'll be fine." "The party wants a win." "Sixty million Democrats want a win." " Winning is easy." " You only hit it once." "Maybe never again." "Because you back the guy who should win." "Not the guy who will win." "I backed a man of vision who's still hanging on to his integrity with his teeth." "You're damn straight I won't win again." "There has to be a future, Toby." "Someone will take the torch." "You will despise the notion, whoever they may be." "Go find someone you can honestly respect." "Groom him." "I'll comb the countryside." "We went to Hokumville, New Hampshire, to find one." " Yeah, comb the countryside." " You go." "If it's so important, you go." "That's what I thought." "Crash is lifted." "Apologies for the inconvenience." "HAZMAT's declaring the office clean." " What's our time?" " Almost 43 minutes, sir." " That's the all clear." " Yes, it is." "Gee, I finally nested." "Your clothes will be back from the lab on Monday." " The antibiotics are ready..." " Hold off for just a moment." "Why?" "I need to brief the president, then speak to all of you in the Mural Room." "If you run into anyone on the way up we'd like you to treat this as a false alarm." " False alarm." " Right." " He should be up soon." " I'm on my way out." "If this is about Jed there must be other ways." " Other ways to what?" "I don't know." "Well, he's not running again." "It's about saving lives now." "Okay." "If that's what it's about." "Spit it out, Leo." "Somebody snaps the wrong photo of you with a junkie." "Or somebody sees you pop a Xanax." " I don't care if they do." " I never had to tell you before." " You knew what was over the line." " I still do." "Okay, forget that." "That was..." "I'm saying as your friend." "I'm saying as a person who had a close personal relationship with Valium for more years than I care to remember." "It's dicey." "It starts as needed." " Then you need a little more." " I don't have a problem." "Unless having a husband who spends evenings in an underground bunker counts." " It's hard on you." " On all of us." "You know what this lifestyle does to the body?" "The minute your system senses stress it releases a hormone that constricts blood vessels contracts the heart muscles, stimulates the adrenal gland." "You stay in this state for about a hundredth of the time that you and I have existed like this, and the vessels begin to shred." "The heart permanently constricts." "The intestines, the immune system shut down." "Relieving those conditions is the one responsible course of action I can take." "I am sorry it is not a course of action that's available to you." "If you think you're gonna talk me out of it with some Valley of the Dolls cautionary tale you have picked the wrong girl." "Okay." "You do what you need to do." "What have you been doing?" " You had your blood pressure checked?" " I'm healthy." " Thanks, Dr. B." " I'm not kidding." " I may not be Jack LaLanne..." " Go see Ted Mayfield." "Get an EKG." " Okay." " I mean it." " I'll call and make the appointment..." " Enough, Abbey." "I'm gonna head downstairs." " We're all clear, ladies." " Hallelujah." " Thanks for your patience." " What happened?" " False alarm." " I'll need a report from your supervisor for the briefing." "Donna." "Yeah?" "Good night." "Good night." "Hey, commander." "Talk to you later." " What'd he say?" " False alarm." "He said that before." "He didn't tell you anything else?" " Not really." " You just talked to him for five minutes." "His daughter's taking ballet." "She's not very good." "You know, you're not a spy in a Ukrainian nuke lab anymore." " We talk about stuff here." " Okay." "We're gonna be working together." "You gotta work on the communication part." " Friendly advice." " Well, thanks." "Nothing." "Okay." "Whatever." " Your joke?" " Yeah." "Not funny." "Got it." "A nuclear sub's been grounded for nine months, under repair in Pearl Harbor." "It's back in commission and deployed to patrol activity around Cape Verde off the coast of Mauritania." "It's crossing from the Pacific to the Atlantic right now through a canal in..." " Panama." "Donna!" "Donna!" "We beat our goal for the all clear by over five minutes." "Have a seat." "Where'd we fall short?" "One channel of the ventilation system failed to deactivate." "If this was live, we'd have a contamination in the communication area." "Sorry to interrupt, but what in the name of all that's holy...?" "Tonight's exercise was a drill." " A drill." " A live drill." "Meaning the participants were unaware that it was a drill." "Ron's agents, HAZMAT and the entire medical staff were being tested." "The three of us were the guinea pigs." "Okay." "We're trying to address critical holes in the security system." "We're fielding threats no one's ever had to face before." " The tularemia..." " Was a fake without harmful properties, planted in Charlie's bin." "Without my knowledge." "You were both involved in a top-secret exercise tonight." "And for the time being, it's gonna have to remain top secret." "If I ever look this in the face, I hope I've got folks beside me like you two." "Thank you, sir." "Thank you, Mr. President." " They didn't question it." " I'm not surprised." " You didn't know it'd be tonight." " I knew it when you showed up." "It was worth it, if we've learned something useful." "Did we learn anything, Ron?" "A preliminary report will be on your desk in an hour." "Has the FBI made progress?" "They have a chemist under surveillance who tried to order bacteria from the CDC." "Tularemia won't get through again." "You're right." "On a need-to-know basis, who needs to know this much?" " I could use a hot bath." " You had a shower." "Which is more than you can do, with your gas and electric issues." " Rub it in." "Good night." " Good night." " Good night." " Good night." " You believe another one of these?" " Nope." " Are they sticking with false alarm?" " Yeah." "That one's getting a little old." " Good night, gentlemen." " Good night." "It's me." "Am I calling too late?" "I'm just getting out." "I'm thinking Thai." "Why?" "Why would you be worried about me?" "Oh, yeah, true." "The pollen count has been wicked."