"you haveNfinally lost your senses." "This venture is impossible." "the only wayNto achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible." "That kind of thinking could ruin you." "I'm willing to take that chance." "Jakarta..." "The nightmare again?" "I won't be long. then I see strange creatures." "What kind of creatures?" "a smiling cat." "I didn't know cats could smile." "(sighing ) Neither did I." "And there's a blue caterpillar." "Blue caterpillar." "Hmm." "Do you think I've gone round the bend?" "off your head." "But I'll tell you a secret.NAll the best people are." "(laughing )" "Alice.NNothing can harm you there." "Nyou can always wake up." "Like this." "(laughing ) Ow!" "(sighing )" "Must we go?" "Doubt they'll notice if we never arrive." "They will notice." "Where's your corset?" "And no stockings." "I'm against them." "But you're not properly dressed." "Who's to say what is proper?" "What if it was agreed that "proper"Nwas wearing a codfish on your head?" "Would you wear it?" "N-Alice." "a corset is like a codfish." "not today." "Father would have laughed." "I'm sorry. I'm tired.Nl didn't sleep well last night." "Did you have bad dreams again?" "Only one." "Never since I can remember." "Do you think that's normal?" "Don't most peopleNhave different dreams?" "I don't know." "There." "You're beautiful." "can you manage a smile?" "(classical music playing )" "At last." "We thought you'd never arrive." "Hamish is waitingNto dance with you." "Go." "You do realize it's well past 4:00." "Now everything will haveNto be rushed through." "never mind!" "Forgive my wife." "She's been planningNthis affair for over 20 years." "If only Charles were here..." "My condolences." "I think of your husband often.NHe was truly a man of vision." "I hope you don't think I've takenNadvantage of your misfortunes." "Of course not. I'm pleasedNthat you purchased the company." "I was a fool for not investing inNhis mad venture when I had the chance." "too." "(classical MUSlCNCONTlNUES playing )" "do you ever tire of quadrille?" "On the contrary. I find it invigorating." "(LAUGHS )" "Do I amuse you?" "No." "I had a sudden visionNof all the ladies in trousers and the men wearing dresses." "I think you'll do bestNto keep your visions to yourself." "remain silent." "(GEESE honking )" "(GASPS ) sir.NMiss Kingsleigh is distracted today." "Where's your head?" "I was wonderingNwhat it would be like to fly." "Why would you spend your time thinking aboutNsuch an impossible thing?" "Why wouldn't I?" "My father said he sometimes believedNin six impossible things before breakfast." "(SOFTLY) Come along." "meet me under the gazeboNin precisely 1 0 minutes." "(faith EXHALlNG EX ClTEDLY)" "We have a secret to tell you." "Nthen it's not much of a secret." "Perhaps we shouldn't.N-We decided we should." "she won't be surprised." "Will you be surprised?" "N-Not if you tell me." "Nyou have to." "we won't." "I wonder if your mother knows that you two swim nakedNin the Havershims' pond." "but I would." "There's your mother right now." "Hamish is going to ask for your hand." "You've ruined the surprise!" "I could strangle them!" "Everyone went to so much effortNto keep the secret." "Does everyone know?" "It's why they've all come.NThis is your engagement party." "Hamish will ask you under the gazebo.NWhen you say yes..." "But I don't knowNif I want to marry Hamish." "then?" "NYou won't do better than a lord." "Alice.NThat pretty face won't last forever." "You don't want to end upNlike Aunt lmogene." "do you?" "No." "So you'll marry Hamish. and your life will be perfect." "It's already decided." "dear." "I'll leave you to it." "just you and me?" "Do you know what I've always dreaded?" "The decline of the aristocracy?" "Ugly grandchildren." "But you're lovely." "You're bound to produceNlittle..." "Imbeciles!" "The gardeners haveNplanted white roses when I specifically asked for red." "You could always paint the roses red." "What an odd thing to say." "You should know that my sonNhas extremely delicate digestion." "(RUSTLlNG )" "Did you see that?" "N-See what?" "I think.N-Nasty things." "I do enjoy setting the dogs on them." "Nhe could get a blockage." "(RUSTLlNG )" "Did you see it that time?" "See what?" "N-The rabbit." "Don't shout." "pay attention.NHamish said you were easily distracted." "What was I saying?" "N-Hamish has a blockage." "Nbut you'll have to excuse me." "Aunt lmogene." "I think I'm going mad.Nl keep seeing a rabbit in a waistcoat." "I can't be botheredNwith your fancy rabbit now." "I'm waiting for my fiancé." "You have a fiancé?" "N-Hmm." "(RUSTLlNG )" "There!" "Did you see it?" "He's a prince." "he cannot marry meNunless he renounces his throne." "isn't it?" "Very." "Lowell?" "Alice." "We were just..." "Hattie's an old friend." "I can see you're very close." "will you?" "I don't know. I'm confused.Nl need time to think." "think about Margaret.NShe'd never trust me again." "Ndo you?" "Me?" "But I'm not the one who'sNsneaking around behind her back." "There you are." "Alice Kingsleigh..." "Hamish." "What is it?" "You have a caterpillarNon your shoulder." "Ew." "Don't hurt it." "You'll want to wash that finger. will you be my wife? and you're a lord." "Nand I don't want to end up like..." "But this is happening so quickly. I... I think I..." "(WATCH ticking )" "I think I... I need a moment." "(WATCH ticking )" "Hello." "(alice screaming )" "(continues screaming )" "(EX claims )" "(screaming )" "(RATTLlNG )" "(GROANS )" "(RATTLlNG )" "(sniffing ) lt's only a dream." "(coughing )" "DODO:" "You'd think she wouldNremember all this from the first time." "MALLY:" "You've brought the wrong Alice." "she's the right one.Nl'm certain of it." "(CLOTH tearing )" "(breathing heavily)" "MALLY:" "She's the wrong Alice." "McTWlSP:" "Give her a chance." "(coughing )" "(pig grunting )" "(NElGHlNG )" "(SNARLlNG )" "Curiouser and curiouser." "I told you she's the right Alice." "I am not convinced." "McTWlSP:" "How is that for gratitude? and I was almost eatenNby other animals." "Can you imagine?" "Nand they do their shukm in public." "l had to avert my eyes.N-Doesn't look anything like herself." "That's because she's the wrong Alice." "she ain't." "nohow." "How can I be the wrong AliceNwhen this is my dream?" "if I might ask?" "he's Tweedledum." "Nhe's Tweedledee." "We should consult Absolem." "Exactly." "Absolem will know who she is." "it's not being your turn." "So unfair." "leave off!" "N-Let go!" "Are they always this way?" "N-Family trait." "You can both escort her." "(WHlNNYlNG )" "Who is this Absolem?" "N-He's wise." "He's absolute." "He's Absolem." "Who are you?" "Absolem?" "who are you?" "(coughing ) Alice." "We shall see." "What do you mean by that?" "Nl ought to know who I am." "stupid girl.NUnroll the Oraculum." "being a calendricalNcompendium of Underland." "lt's a calendar.N-ABSOLEM:" "Compendium." "It tells of each and every dayNsince the Beginning." "Today is Griblig DayNin the time of the Red Queen." "Show her the Frabjous Day." "Frabjous being the dayNyou slay the Jabberwocky." "Sorry?" "Slay a what?" "Nwith the Vorpal sword." "nohow." "it ain't dead." "That's not me!" "I know!" "Absolem.Nls she the right Alice?" "Not hardly." "dear." "l said so.N-l said so." "Nyou said she might be." "you said she would be if she was." "(SCOFFlNG ) Little impostor." "PretendingNto be Alice." "She should be ashamed." "I was so certain of you." "I'm sorry.Nl don't mean to be the wrong Alice." "this is my dream." "I'm going to wake up nowNand you'll all disappear." "That's odd.NPinching usually does the trick." "if that would help." "actually." "Thank you.N-My pleasure." "Ow!" "(GROWLlNG )" "Bandersnatch!" "N-Bandersnatch!" "(roaring )" "(SQUAWKlNG )" "(panting )" "(SQUAWKS )" "(SQUAWKS )" "(ROARS )" "Wait." "(GROWLlNG ) lt's only a dream." "Nothing can hurt me." "What's she doing?" "Can't hurt me." "Can't hurt me." "(roaring )" "you great lug!" "(roaring in pain)" "(NElGHlNG )" "east to Queast." "south to Snud." "no." "This way." "(JUBJUB bird screeching )" "(BOTH EX claiming )" "(SCREECHlNG )" "(BOTH screaming )" "Someone has stolen three of my tarts!" "Your Majesty." "Your Majesty." "Your Majesty." "(swallowing )" "(whispering ) Did you steal my tarts?" "Your Majesty." "(whispering ) Squimberry juice." "l was so hungry!" "I didn't mean to!" "N-Off with his head!" "please don't!" "No!" "I have little ones to look after!" "Go to his houseNand collect the little ones." "I love tadpoles on toastNalmost as much as I love caviar." "Your Majesty." "Drink!" "Majesty?" "Nwhere have you been lurking?" "I have found the Oraculum." "That?" "Looks so ordinary for an oracle." "on the Frabjous Day." "I'd know that tangled messNof hair anywhere." "is it Alice?" "I believe it is." "What's she doingNwith my darling Jabberwocky?" "She appears to be slaying it." "She killed my Jabber-baby-wocky?" "but it will happenNif we don't stop her." "Stayne." "Find her!" "(YELPlNG )" "Find the scent of human girlNand earn your freedom." "as well?" "Everyone will go home." "(sniffing )" "(BARKS )" "Dogs will believe anything." "(chuckling )" "It looks like you ran afoul of somethingNwith wicked claws." "And I'm still dreaming." "What did that to you?" "Banner or Bander..." "N-The Bandersnatch?" "I'd better have a look." "What are you doing? or it will fester and putrefy." "I'd rather you didn't.Nl'll be fine as soon as I wake up." "At least let me bind it for you." "What do you call yourself?" "N-Alice." "The Alice?" "There's been some debate about that.N-l never get involved in politics." "You'd best be on your way." "What way?" "All I want to do isNwake up from this dream." "Fine." "but that's the end of it." "Coming?" "(MARCH HARE snoring )" "(JAZZ music playing )" "(EX claims )" "(YAWNlNG )" "(stammering )" "Watch what you're doing!" "watch it!" "okay." "All right." "It's you." "it's not.NMcTwisp brought us the wrong Alice." "It's the wrong Alice!" "It's absolutely Alice." "You're absolutely Alice.Nl'd know you anywhere." "I'd know him anywhere." "(BOTH giggling )" "Nwe're still having tea." "And it's all because I was obligedNto kill Time waiting for your return." "you know." "Naughty." "Time becameNquite offended and stopped altogether." "Not a tick ever since." "(laughing )" "Cup.N-Time can be funny in dreams. and we need to get onNto the Frabjous Day." "Frabjous Day!" "N-Frabjous Day!" "I'm investigating thingsNthat begin with the letter "M."" "(whispering ) Have you any ideaNwhy a raven is like a writing desk?" "(ALL speaking outlandish)" "Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!" "N-Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid! the Bloody Big HeadNbeing the Red Queen." "come." "We simply mustNcommence with the slaying and such." "it is high timeNto forgive and forget" "Nwhichever comes first most convenient.Nl'm waiting." "(CHUCKLES ) Hey.Nlt's tick-tick..." "It's ticking again." "All this talk of blood and slayingNhas put me off my tea." "Ah." "The entire world is falling to ruinNand poor Chessur's off his tea." "What happened that dayNwas not my fault." "(lNHALlNG SHARPLY) dear. you guddler's scuttish pilgar lickering shukm juggling sluking urpal." "Bar lom muck egg brimni!" "Hatter!" "Thank you.N-(EX claiming ) Meow." "I'm fine." "Tarrant?" "NYou used to be the life of the party." "You used to do the best FutterwackenNin all of Witzend." "Futter what?" "N-Futterwacken!" "It's a dance." "(laughing ) Nl shall Futterwacken vigorously." "(ALL laughing )" "(NElGHlNG ) no." "Uh-oh." "(gasping ) The Knave." "Goodbye." "MARCH HARE:" "Hide her!" "Drink this quickly." "(alice coughing )" "Quick!" "Hide her!" "dear." "Aye." "Mind your head." "(NElGHlNG )" "(BAYARD sniffing )" "Let me out!" "if it's not my favoriteNtrio of lunatics." "MALLY:" "Would you like to join us?" "(SNlCKERlNG )" "You're all late for tea!" "(BOTH laughing )" "We're looking for the girl called Alice." "here is a littleNsong we used to sing in her honor." "(ALL singing )" "Twinkle Twinkle little batN-Twinkle Twinkle little bat" "How I wonder where you're atN-How I wonder where you're at" "Up a..." "N-Up a..." "Nyou'll lose your heads." "(HOARSELY) Already lost them." "(BOTH laughing )" "All together now!" "Up above the world you flyN-Up above the world you fly" "Like a tea tray in the skyN-Like a tea tray in the sky twinkle twinkle twinkle..." "Oh!" "(GROWLlNG )" "Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!" "Would you like some cream?" "(barking )" "Would you like a slice of Battenberg?" "N-Follow the bloodhound." "please." "that's lovely.N-You're all mad." "Thanks very much." "(CUP smashing )N-(ALL laughing ) please." "MARCH HARE:" "That one there.N-Oh!" "Pardon." "aye." "One moment." "(cutting CLOTH)" "There." "Yes." "Try this on for size." "(alice knocking ON TEAPOT)" "Oh." "I like it." "or you'd be..." "What do they want with me?" "Nbest take her to the White Queen." "She'll be safe there." "Spoon... milady." "The hat?" "N-Of course. but the absolute best way to travelNis by hat." "Have I made a rhyme?" "(MALLY AND MARCH HARENLAUGHlNG ) I love traveling by hat." "all." "What do you mean?" "Wait." "Gae!" "(CUP shattering )" "and the slithy tovesNDid gyre and gimble in the wabe" ""All mimsy were the borogovesNAnd the mome raths outgrabe"" "what was that?" "What was what?" "with eyes of flameNJaws that bite and claws that catch!" "my son!" "nand the frumious Bandersnatch!" "'" ""He took his Vorpal sword in handNThe Vorpal blade went snicker-snack!" "and with its headNHe went galumphing back"" "you know." "so put it out of your mind." "Mind." "Wait!" "You can't leave me here!" "You don't slay." "Do you have any ideaNwhat the Red Queen has done?" "You don't slay." "I couldn't if I wanted to." "You're not the sameNas you were before." "You were much more muchier.NYou've lost your muchness." "My "muchness"?" "In there." "Something's missing." "Tell me what Red Queen has done." "It's not a pretty story." "Tell me anyway." "It was here." "I was hatter to the White QueenNat the time." "Hightopp clan have alwaysNbeen employed at court." "(medieval music playing )" "(PEOPLE chattering )" "(JABBERWOCKY roaring )" "(PEOPLE screaming )" "(NElGHlNG )" "Hatter?" "Hatter!" "I'm fine." "Are you?" "(BAYARD barking )" "Did you hear that?" "Nl'm certain I heard something." "What?" "(BAYARD barking )" "Oh!" "Red Knights." "(sniffing )" "(barking )" "Go south to Trotter's Bottom." "The White Queen's castleNis just beyond." "Hold on tightly." "Down with the bloody Red Queen!" "(DOG sniffing )" "(BAYARD growling )" "You were supposed to lead them away!" "NThe Hatter trusted you!" "They have my wife and pups." "What's your name?" "N-Bayard." "Sit!" "Nby any chance?" "but I'm not the oneNthat everyone's talking about." "The Hatter would not haveNgiven himself up just for any Alice." "Where did they take him?" "To the Red Queen's castleNat Salazen Grum." "We're going to rescue him." "That is not foretold." "I don't care.NHe wouldn't be there if it weren't for me." "The Frabjous Day is almost upon us." "You must prepareNto meet the Jabberwocky." "l've been told what I must doNand who I must be." "scratchedNand stuffed into a teapot." "but this is my dream." "I'll decide where it goes from here." "If you diverge from the path... I make the path." "Nand don't forget the hat." "There's only one way across." "have I?" "Bayard!" "The hat!" "Your Majesty." "(flamingo SQUAWKlNG )" "(SQUEAKlNG )" "So sorry." "Splendid shot!" "Where's my ball?" "Page!" "Your Majesty." "(SQUEAKlNG )" "(SHUSHlNG ) I want to help you." "(RUSTLlNG ) if it isn't the wrong Alice." "What brings you here?" "Mmm?" "I've come to rescue the Hatter." "You're not rescuing anyoneNbeing the size of a gerbil." "do you have any moreNof that cake that made me grow before?" "I might have some left." "Not all of it!" "don't.NDon't do that!" "Page!" "dear." "And what is this?" "um..." "Um?" "From Umbradge." "What happened to your clothes?" "I outgrew them.Nl've been growing an awful lot lately." "I tower over everyone in Umbradge.NThey laugh at me." "hoping you mightNunderstand what it's like. anyone with a head that largeNis welcome in my court." "Someone find her some clothes!" "Nbut clothe this enormous girl." "I need a pig here!" "(GRUNTlNG )" "(RED QUEEN sighing ) I love a warm pig bellyNfor my aching feet." "thank you." "Sit!" "(CHlTTERlNG )" "Sit!" "Go away." "Where are my fat boys?" "NYou must meet them." "Fat boys!" "Oh." "There they are.NAren't they adorable?" "boys." "Amuse us." "Go on." "(MOUTHlNG ) No." "Speak!" "it isn't." "Not a bit." "No." "I believe it's so." "nohow!" "(giggling ) get out." "He did pinch me.N-He did pinch me." "(gasping )" "And who is this lovely creature?" "my new favorite." "does she have a name?" "N-Um." "I believe your nameNhas slipped the Queen's mind." "idiot!" "From Umbradge." "Any luck with the prisoner?" "He's stubborn." "You're too soft." "Bring him!" "(DOOR creaking )" "(pig squealing )" "(SHACKLES CLATTERlNG )" "We know Alice has returnedNto Underland." "Do you know where she is?" "I've been considering thingsNthat begin with the letter "M."" "malice." "We're looking for an "A" word now.NWhere is Alice?" "that wee little boy?" "N(LAUGHS ) I wouldn't know." "What if I take off your head?" "NWill you know then?" "(laughing manically)" "Stop that." "What a regrettably large headNyou have." "I should very much like to hat it." "Hat it?" "N-Yes." "you know." "Npoor dear." "Her head is so small." "It's tiny. lt's a pimple of a head." "But this... this orb... this magnificently heroic globe." "What could you do?" "Stayne." "How can he workNif his hands are bound?" "Nshall it be a bonnet or a boater?" "Or something for the boudoir? fez..." "Hatter." "Fez?" "Leave us." "The trees seem sad." "Your Majesty." "Perhaps a bit more kindly." "Would you all excuse meNfor a moment?" "Thank you." "Bayard?" "N-Alice has returned to Underland." "Where is she now?" "N-ln Salazen Grum." "Forgive me. I allowed herNto divert from her destined path." "no." "But that is exactlyNwhere she will find the Vorpal sword." "We have our champion.NRest now." "You've done well." "(SQUEAKlNG )" "alice:" "Have you seenNa hat around here?" "Stayne. my sister's followersNwill surely rise against me." "Ugly little sister.NWhy do they adore her and not me?" "STAYNE:" "I cannot fathom it.NYou are far superior in all ways." "RED QUEEN:" "I know." "But Mirana can make anyoneNfall in love with her. (animals GRUNTlNG )" "even the furniture." "Even the King?" "I had to do it." "He would have left me." "is it not betterNto be feared than loved?" "Not certain anymore." "let her have the rabble.Nl don't need them." "I have you." "They're wonderful." "You must let me try one on." "It is good to be workingNat my trade again." "It's just a pityNyou have to make them for her." "What is the hatter with me?" "Hatter?" "(chains rattling )" "(THUNDER crashing )" "Hatter." "Have you any ideaNwhy a raven is like a writing desk?" "Alice." "I don't like it in here.Nlt's terribly crowded." "Have I gone mad?" "I'm afraid so." "You're entirely bonkers." "But I'll tell you a secret.NAll the best people are." "Here." "That's better." "You look yourself again." "RED QUEEN:" "Hat man!" "NWhere are my hats?" "I'm not a patient monarch!" "I'm told she keeps the Vorpal swordNhidden in the castle." "The rabbit will help you." "Alice.NTake it to the White Queen." "We'll go to the White Queen together." "Why is it you're always too smallNor too tall?" "Tweedles.N-Alice." "again?" "N-Where's the rabbit?" "How is it you're being so great big?" "Nthis is how she normal is." "I'm certain she's smaller when we met." "recall it?" "yeah." "Where's the rabbit?" "N-BOTH:" "Over theres." "MALLY:" "What are you doing here?" "N-l'm rescuing the Hatter." "I'm rescuing the Hatter." "He told me that the Vorpal swordNis hidden in the castle." "Help me find it." "galumphing..." "Shoo!" "McTwisp?" "N-l know where the sword is." "(THUNDER rumbling )" "The sword's hidden inside." "Alice." "I know that smell." "(SNORlNG )" "I'm not going in there." "Look what that thing did to my arm." "dear.NWhy haven't you mentioned this?" "It wasn't this bad before." "(HYPERVENTlLATlNG )" "Hatter?" "Where are you?" "Hatter?" "Mallymkun." "Do you still haveNthe Bandersnatch eye?" "Right here." "l need it.N-Come and get it." "Hey!" "Give it back!" "Um." "I like largeness." "Get away from me." "(BANDERSNATCH snoring )" "(CREAKlNG )" "I have your eye." "(GROWLlNG )" "(LOCK rattling )" "(SNARLS )" "(GROANS )" "No." "Hmm." "MAN:" "You look stunning in that hat." "Yes." "Next." "Your Majesty has never looked better." "Hmm." "Another." "Oh! but it smells as thoughNyou might have dropped something." "(laughing )" "he's mad.NCome along." "(whispering )" "Stayne!" "(BANDERSNATCHNBREATHlNG heavily)" "(GROWLlNG )" "I suppose this makes us even now." "Um forced herself on me." "Nbut she's obsessed with me." "Off with her head!" "Mallymkun." "How's this for muchness?" "no!" "Nlt mustn't be used for anything..." "Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!" "Hatter!" "Take it to the White Queen.N-l'm not leaving without you." "Go!" "Alice!" "Alice?" "Run!" "Seize her." "Alice." "Of course." "Why didn't I see it?" "Nand you were such a little tyke then." "Give me the sword.N-Stay back." "The Queen will be so pleased." "She will take great pleasureNin taking off your head." "(BANDERSNATCH roaring )" "Alice!" "N-Bayard!" "To Marmoreal." "(barking )" "(roaring )" "Alice has escaped with the Vorpal sword." "How could you let this happen? the Hatter and a dormouse." "Off with their heads!" "white QUEEN:" "NWelcome to Marmoreal." "I believe this belongs to you." "Mmm." "The Vorpal sword is home again." "The armor is complete." "Now all we need is a champion." "You're a little tallerNthan I thought you'd be." "Blame it on too much upelkuchen." "Oh." "Come with me." "is the March Hare here?" "you wee besom." "You're late for your soup.N-Could use some salt." "you!" "chop." "Leek and potato." "Yes." "That would be... (sighing )" "Pishsalver." "Let me think. buttered fingers." "My sister preferred to studyNDominion Over Living Things." "(SlZZLlNG ) how does she seem to you?" "Perfectly horrid." "And her head?" "N-Bulbous. something pressing on her brain." "Ntwo teaspoons of wishful thinking." "You can't imagine the thingsNthat go on in that place." "I can. the people will rise against her." "(spitting )" "That should do it." "Blow." "thank you." "There's someone hereNwho would like to speak with you." "Absolem?" "N-Who are you?" "(coughing ) but not that one." "How do you know?" "N-You said so yourself. but you're much more her now." "you're almost Alice." "l couldn't slay the JabberwockyNif my life depended on it." "It will." "So I suggestNyou keep the Vorpal sword on hand when the Frabjous Day arrives." "You seem so real." "Sometimes I forgetNthat this is all a dream." "(coughing )" "Will you stop doing that?" "(laughing )" "(WHOOSHlNG ) I've always admired that hat." "Chess. would you considerNbequeathing it to me?" "How dare you?" "you know." "It is a pity about all this." "I was looking forwardNto seeing you Futterwacken." "was I not?" "I really do love that hat." "I would wear itNto all the finest occasions." "don't you?" "Your Majesty." "l'd like to keep it on.N-Suit yourself." "As long as I can get at your neck." "I'm right behind you." "Off with his head!" "I can't watch." "(executioner shouting )" "everyone." "you dog. you are being heinously bamboozled by these lickspittle toadiesNyou surround yourselves with." "(laughing )" "What is that?" "Majesty." "Look!" "A counterfeit nose.NYou should be ashamed." "Me?" "What about that big bellyNyou're so proud of?" "(GASPS )" "(GASPS )" "Liars!" "Cheats!" "Falsifiers!" "Off with their heads! all of you stand up and fight!" "Rise up against the bloody Red Queen." "Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!" "N-ALL:" "Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!" "(ALL cheering )" "Release the Jubjub Bird!" "(ALL gasping )" "(SCREECHlNG )" "(PEOPLE screaming ) it is far better to be feared than loved." "boys." "Quickly!" "Come on!" "Hatter!" "quickly.NCome on." "Come on." "Prepare the Jabberwocky for battle.NWe're going to visit my little sister." "I had hopedNto have a champion by now." "Why don't you slayNthe Jabberwocky yourself?" "You must have the power." "It is against my vowsNto harm any living creature." "(SPUTTERlNG )" "We have company." "Bayard." "BAYARD:" "Bielle." "(barking )" "I'm so happy to see you.Nl thought they were going to... still in one piece." "And I'm rather glad about thatNnow that I'm seeing you again." "Nand the proper size." "And it's a good size. lt's a great size.Nlt's a right proper Alice size!" "Hatter.N-Size. Fez. I'm fine." "Where's your hat?" "Mmm." "love?" "All healed." "sweet hat." "Have you any ideaNwhy a raven is like a writing desk?" "Let me think about it." "don't you?" "Frabjous Day." "How could I forget?" "Wish I'd wake up." "do you?" "N-Of course." "This has all come from my own mind." "Which would mean that I'm not real." "Afraid so.NYou're just a figment of my imagination." "I would dream up someoneNwho's half-mad." "yes." "But you would have to beNhalf-mad to dream me up." "(LAUGHS ) then." "I'll miss you when I wake up." "(playing TRUMPET)" "Who will step forth to be championNfor the White Queen?" "That would be I." "You have very poor evaporating skills.Nl should be the one." "I'll do it." "me." "nohow." "it ain't dead." "you cannot live your lifeNto please others. you will step out alone." "Nothing was ever accomplishedNwith tears." "Absolem?" "Why are you upside down?" "I've come to the end of this life." "You're going to die?" "N-Transform." "Don't go. I need your help.Nl don't know what to do." "stupid girl." "I'm not stupid." "My name is Alice. I live in London." "I have a mother named HelenNand a sister named Margaret." "My father was Charles Kingsleigh. and nothing ever stopped him." "I'm his daughter. I'm Alice Kingsleigh." "at last." "You were just as dim-wittedNthe first time you were here." "" as I recall." "Wonderland." "(WATCH ticking )" "What do you call yourself?" "N-Alice." "The Alice?" "but that's the end of it." "McTWlSP:" "She's the right one.Nl'm certain of it." "please." "Have some tea." "stupid girl." "(coughing ) he's Tweedledum." "Nhe's Tweedledee." "DODO:" "You'd think she wouldNremember all this from the first time." "Curiouser and curiouser." "Nit was a memory." "Nand so are you and so is the Hatter." "And the Jabberwocky." "the Vorpal swordNknows what it wants." "All you have to do is hold on to it." "Alice.NPerhaps I will see you in another life." "(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS approaching )" "Mirana." "(playing TRUMPET)" "Nthe Queens Red and White shall send forth their championsNto do battle on their behalf." "Racie." "We don't have to fight." "I know what you're doing." "You think you can blinkNthose pretty little eyes" "Njust like Mummy and Daddy did." "Please." "No!" "It is my crown!" "I am the eldest!" "Jabberwocky!" "(WHlMPERlNG )" "(gasping )" "(roaring )" "This is impossible." "Only if you believe it is." "Sometimes I believe as many as sixNimpossible things before breakfast." "That is an excellent practice. you really might wantNto focus on the Jabberwocky." "Sister?" "Here." "Um." "Alice." "there's a potionNthat can make you shrink." "(ROARS ) and a cakeNthat can make you grow." "Nwe meet on the battlefield once again." "We've never met." "insignificant bearer." "the Vorpal one." "That's enough chatter." "(JABBERWOCKY SHRlEKlNG )" "animals can talk. cats can disappear. there's a place called Wonderland." "l can slay the Jabberwocky." "(ROARS )" "The Hatter's interfering!" "NOff with his head!" "(SCREECHlNG )" "(BANDERSNATCH roaring )" "(JABBERWOCKY screeching )" "Off with your head!" "Kill her!" "NBloody Big Head." "How dare you?" "Off with his head!" "your crimesNagainst Underland are worthy of death. you are banishedNto the Outlands." "Nor ever speak a word to you." "You will not have a friend in the world." "I hope you bear me no ill will. you are to join lracebeth in banishment from this dayNuntil the end of Underland." "At least we have each other." "(GASPS )" "(EX claiming )" "please!" "Kill me!" "Please!" "But I do not owe you a kindness." "STAYNE:" "Take off my head!" "N-He tried to kill me." "Majesty!" "Please!" "Please!" "N-He tried to kill me." "l offer you my head!" "N-He tried to kill me!" "the Frabjous Day!" "Callou!" "Callay!" "(FUTTERWACKEN music playing )" "What is he doing?" "N-Futterwacken." "(laughing )" "(LAUGHS )" "(CLEARS THROAT)" "Blood of the Jabberwocky.NYou have our everlasting gratitude." "And for your efforts on our behalf..." "Will this take me home?" "N-lf that is what you choose." "You could stay." "wonderful idea." "But I can't." "Nthings I have to do." "Be back again before you know it." "You won't remember me." "Of course I will." "How could I forget?" "why is a ravenNlike a writing desk?" "I haven't the slightest idea." "Alice." "(PEOPLE chattering )" "She left me standing thereNwithout an answer." "no doubt." "Alice.N-LORD ASCOT:" "Good Lord." "Are you all right?" "N-What happened to you?" "I fell down a hole and hit my head." "Hamish. I can't marry you.NYou're not the right man for me." "And there's that troubleNwith your digestion." "but this is my life.Nl'll decide what to do with it. and you be good to her.Nl'll be watching very closely." "Aunt lmogene." "You need to talk to someoneNabout these delusions." "Nespecially white ones." "l'll find something usefulNto do with my life." "You two remind me of some funny boysNl met in a dream." "sir." "You and I have business to discuss." "Shall we speak in the study?" "Oh." "And one more thing." "(ALL gasping ) but I don't thinkNhe was looking far enough." "Why not go all the way to China?" "Nand we have a foothold in Hong Kong." "Ncan you imagine it? "You've lost your senses."" "But I've seen that look before. perhaps you'd consider becomingNan apprentice with the company." "Absolem." "( alice playing ) spinning around I'm undergroundNl fell down" "I fell down I'm freaking outNWhere am I now?" "Upside down and I can't stop it now" "Can't stop me now" "I'll get by I'll survive" "When the world's crashing downNWhen I fall and hit the ground I will turn myself aroundNDon't you try to stop me I won't cry" "I found myself in Wonderland the ground" "is this real?" "is it pretend?" "I'll take a stand until the end" "I'll get by I'll survive" "When the world's crashing downNWhen I fall and hit the ground I will turn myself aroundNDon't you try to stop me I won't cry" "( alice'S THEME playing )" "where have you been?" "so in between" "What have you heard?" "NWhat have you seen?" "Alice" "are you big or small?" "To try this one or try them all" "long way to fall" "Alice" "not that?" "You choose the doorNYou choose the path" "Perhaps you should be coming back another day" "And nothing is quite what it seems" "You're dreamingNAre you dreaming?" "Alice" "Alice" "Oh!" "how will you find your way?" "how will you find your way?" "No time for tears todayNNo time for tears today" "No time for tears todayNNo time for tears today" "how did you choose?" "so much to lose" "So many things got in your way no time today" "Be careful not to lose your head" "Remember what the dormouse said" "Alice!" "Did someone pull you by the hand?" "How many miles to Wonderland?" "Please tell us so we'll understand" "Alice" "how will you find your way?" "how will you find your way?" "The End"