"You are the girl everyone wants to have." "You are the only girl everyone dreams of." "The truth is you're still unsure." "so you don't want to pour your heart into it." "So worried that you might meet someone who loves you as much as I do." "So can I ask you not to fall for anyone else yet." "Can you wait for me..." "and the day that I'll be good enough for you ..." "Hey!" "Ohm..." "Ohm..." "Hey!" "Ohm!" "Sing the chorus a little softer." "Your voice is overpowering mine." "Can you turn on the air-con for me?" "No can do." "The noise of the air will be on tape." "Can I ask you something?" "So who's the girl?" "You haven't told me about her yet." "And I am not going to." "What?" "You're keeping secrets?" "Why?" "Shoot!" "I don't even know her name yet." "Huh !" "You don't know her name?" "Meaning. she doesn't know you exist?" "Mann . it's none of your business. so shut up." "What happened to the girl from that arts school?" "You haven't introduced her to me yet." "And why would I want to subject her to a smartass like you?" "Asshole!" " Come on ." "let's finish the song." " Ok." "Hey!" "Wait!" "What?" "Could you please sing your chorus a little softer this time." "Mr. Ohm?" "This way my voice will stand out." "All right?" "Ok. sure thing." " Ok. are you ready?" " Yup." "1 ... 2... 3... 4... hey... I want us to be in love." "and I'll do anything it takes to make that day come true." "Just don't break my heart." "Can you please wait for me?" ""8 years later"" "Bye bye." "Miss you ." "Alright. everyone from grade 1 2 room 4." "Miss you Magic Land!" "Ok. it's time everyone to give out the award for ten years of only prostitutes" "goes to..." "Mr. Pong." "Bottoms up!" "Bottoms up!" "Bottoms up!" "The next award is the Chester Molester award." "It goes to..." "Wait!" "Mr. Ohm." "That means the winner of this award likes to spank the monkey right?" "Yes. absolutely right." "And..." "The winner is..." "Mr. Keng!" "Umm. I am so honored." "Thank you everyone." "I totally understand why I am so deserving of this award. especially since I have a new technique where l take my ring finger and my pinky and spread them far apart..." "Oh !" "Hi." "Ms. Jessie." "Whoa!" "You heart breaker." "Thank you ." "Excuse me." "Ms. Jessie." "Umm." "Mr. Ohm." "The thing that you just did." "Obviously. you are not afraid your wife will mind?" "What wife?" "Whose wife?" "I'm single." "So that woman you married last year." "you don't call her your wife?" "Ever since you passed your entrance exam." "I hardly ever see you around anymore." "Watch out!" "Police check point!" "Drive carefully man !" "What are you talking about. dude!" "Last year. I went to your wedding." "Oh . yeah that's right." "But now I am divorced." "Hey... watch out!" "What happened?" "I had an affair. so she ended it." "Oh ... man !" "I knew it!" "What a bastard!" "I am going to give you a breathalyzer test." "Blow!" "Hey sir!" "You're way over the legal limit." "Come with me." "It will be ok." "I'll go to the ATM to get the money for bail." "You wait for me in jail." "You better hurry. punk ass!" "See ya later man ." "Even if you ask me to kill him." "I won't do it." "Hahaha." "Because then I would have been dead already." "Dead like my friend." "Mr. Num." "You know what?" "I still talk to Num." "Somebody posted your bail." "Hurry up!" "Didn't you tell me that you guys broke up?" "Well. we can still be there for each other. right?" "So where did you guys go out." "to get so drunk like this?" "I'm not drunk." "Keng is drunk." "Fai. this is Keng. I think you met before." "Umm..." "Keng... the one that works at Architect 69?" "No. that's Keng-Wichai." "Oh . at our wedding." "Keng. he was there too." "Be careful!" " Watch out!" " Watch out!" "Dude. where did you learn how to drive!" "A dog!" "is it ok?" "is she ok?" "Yeah . this is normal for her." "She thinks she's Mother Teresa." "Ohm. can you help me?" "Hey!" "Keng. give me a hand." "Hurry up!" " Ohm. don't let me go." " Ok." "Come here." "Come on ." "This way." "Open the door please?" "Ok." "Ohm. can you drive?" "Yes. sure." "It's ok." "You are safe now." "Hey!" "Close the door softly." "You're going to scare him." "Let's have a look." "Oh . his gums are very pale." "Oh . come on ." "He will be ok." " How can you be so sure?" " Because I am a vet." "He is very lucky." "It's just a sprain ." "A cast will take care of it." "But he looks very tired." "I might give him a shot of sodium chloride." "Can you help me hold his legs?" "It's like a little ant bit. okay?" "Hello!" "Give me a second." "I already called my friend to post my bail." "Ok." "Just go back to sleep." "No need to worry. I'll be fine." "Ok. I'm going home soon ." "Bye." "Hey!" "Why did you let go?" "Fai. if there is nothing else." "I'm going to go home." "Here. drive safely." " Keng. I'll catch you later." " Huh !" "You hold him still. ok?" "Ohm!" "Ohm. how about her?" "It will be awhile before Fai decides to go home." "So are you going to leave the two of us alone?" "It will be fine." "Excuse me." "Are you finished yet?" "Can I take your plate?" "Umm... yes. please." "So where did all your friends out?" "Hey!" "Why are you feeding them bones?" "They might choke and die." ""Actually." "Toon (famous Thai singer) is supposed to sing this song."" ""But Toon doesn't have any feelings for you like I do."" "Hey. please have a listen ." "Hey!" "Wait up!" "I already have a boyfriend." "Fai!" "Are you done feeding the dogs?" " Yes. I'm done." " Your hands are so dirty." " Here. I will throw it away for you ." " Can you get me some tissue?" "So dirty." "Let's go inside." "Thank you Dr. Keng." "Keng. who is that cute girl?" "A customer." "What kind of customer comes this early?" "Last night she spent the night." "Aha!" "You did her already?" "Hell no. I didn't do it." "That's my friend's ex-wife." "She came to look after a stray dog." "It is the judgment of the court that the two defendants are guilty of driving under the influence of alcohol." "You guys are already divorced?" "Seriously?" " Why?" " You are sentenced to twenty hours of community service." "But you don't act like you are divorced." "Are the both of you done talking?" "Yes. your Honor." "Umm..." "But I was paying attention ." "So what did I say?" "Your Honor said." ""Are the both of you ..." "Done talking?"" "The court is not amused." "This kind of joking can lead to contempt of the court which will be another charge against you ." "The last person that didn't take the court seriously is still in solitary confinement." "All those who are serving time." "please make your way to the library according to your job assignment." "Excuse me." "Mr.?" "Can you copy this page for me?" "Tear gas production equipment." "All the cooking gas at my house is all gone." "I want to make an order." "Yo bro." "get in line." "Yo Dude!" "I don't think you realize who you're talking to here." "You have a problem?" "Yes. I do." "Knock!" "Knock!" "Anybody home?" "Well. if you're going to act like that then I don't need those copies." "Ouch . what?" " What's going on here?" " Are you blind?" "We're making out!" "Mark my words." "If tomorrow I still allow your sorry ass to work here then you can stop using my real name and just call me your bitch ." "Ok..." "Bitch !" "I meant tomorrow not today." "I am not your bitch today." ""Bitch Mobile"" "What's this?" "Don't worry." "I will put "MD" at the end with your phone no." "so people will think it is an ad for your vet clinic." "Sound good?" "Not funny." "So you think you going to come back here again?" "This class is only once a week." "Monday afternoon ." "One to four pm." "Umm. ok. lf you didn't come." "I have to teach the class myself." "It's good that you are here Dr.." "so I can take my maternity leave." "Well. I don't think you have to prepare anything." "I think your baby is ready to come out at anytime." "Talking about it. gives me contractions." "Come on ." "let's go." "I don't understand why the Orchid club is interested in studying computers?" "Orchid or Tulip Club." "they have one foot in the grave." "Not my idea." "They came up with the name themselves." "Ok. everyone." "The teacher is here." "Hi. professor." "Hello." "No need for formalities." "Uh . we will begin with learning MS WORD." "MS WORD is a program used to store various files." "You can use it to write letters or memos." "I already know how to use that." "Can you teach something else?" "Jamrus." "Be nice." "Umm... professor. I want to learn how to blog." "Can you teach us?" "Umm... that stuff I am not familiar with ." "What?" "Can you teach us how to use Hi5 then?" "So we can make new friends." "I don't know how to use Hi5 either." "Really?" "So what do you know then?" "What about MSN Messenger?" "MSN I can do." "So then ..." "let's start with MSN Messenger." "MSN Messenger is a program used to communicate between computers over the internet." "It is just like a telephone but uses text instead of sound." "Umm." "Mrs." "no need to take notes yet." "Because everything is in the syllabus." "Umm. I better take notes anyway just in case I forget." "Ok. then ." "After you log in click on the "Sign ln" button ." "But before you can sign in ." "you must register an e-mail account of your own ." "This means you have to apply for one first." "So where can we apply?" "Do I have to go to a city hall?" "You are only applying for an e-mail account." "Not a birth certificate." "You can apply here." "Suree. did you receive my message?" "No. I didn't get any yet." "Oh . really?" "Excuse me. professor. I typed the message already." "so why she didn't get it?" "Umm. I'll help you in a second." "Oh ." "Mrs. You have to hit the "Send" button first." "Oh . you mean like this?" "Umm." "Sir. do you have your email account yet?" "If you don't. I'll apply for one for you ." "Why do we have to send messages to talk?" "We are so close." "Wouldn't it be better just talk face to face?" "We can use it when we are far away from each other." "No need to waste money on a telephone bill." "I am not afraid of wasting money." "I am using a toll-free promotion where you can call a vip's number." "Please... have a little heart." "Excuse me. sir." "Can I please invite you to sit in the front seat?" "is that ok?" "You are disturbing everyone's concentration ." "Ok. whatever." " See you later." " See you later." "Goodbye." "Oh . such formality." "You think it could be here." "Can you help me find it?" "Maybe it is in here." "Have you forgotten something?" "Yes. he doesn't know where he forgot the car key." " So where else did you sit?" " Right here is where l had to move." "Are you sure that you forgot it here?" "Then today we'll take the taxi home." "I'll have my kids bring my spare key and drive my car back home." "Umm. I can take you home." "Are you sure?" "I don't want to be any trouble." "It's no trouble at all." "Taking the taxi home just the two of you is dangerous." " Thank you very much ." " Well. the both of you are getting old." "What time do you think your kids will get the car?" "Probably after work." "Don't be shocked." ""Bitch Mobile" means I'm a vet." "If that's the case. you shouldn't slang." "Ok. if I see him. I'll be sure to let him know." "Ok. everyone get in the car." "Thank you so much ." "Prof. Keng." " Bye." "Mrs. Sompit." " Bye." "You are going out to buy something somewhere?" "No..." "Just home." "So the both of you are not living together?" "Nope." "So the both of you not...?" "Nope." "We are just seeing each other." "Now. where would you like me to drive you?" "Umm..." "Chumphon province." "Ok then Chumphon it is." "Hey. are you really taking me there?" "Just kidding." "Southern Bus Station will do." "No worries. I was going to take you there anyway." "Thanks a lot." "Can I ask you something?" "is driving back and forth between Bangkok-Chumphon every week exhausting?" "I can tell by your question that you've never been in love." "I don't foresee anyone that will love me nor wipe my tears away when I'm sad." "Nobody cares." "I was left to be all alone." "Poseidon ." "Suan-lum." "Meng-Jai." "What are you running from?" "Bew. what did you do to Saphanloi?" "Huh?" "Professor. can you teach me Hi5?" "No problem." "When you click on the picture of the girls in your Hi5 account." "you can read their journals and look through all the pictures." "In other words you are a peeping tom?" "I guess you can see it that way." "Hi." "Keng." "I went to go print some flyers." "I went back to the place where l found Saphanloi." "What did you find?" "Saphanloi..." ""Here. this is Saphanloi (Bridge )."" "Huh ." "Saphanloi?" "Hey. who said you could use the phone number of my clinic?" "Well. I made plans to go out of the city to replant some trees for a few days." "There might be no signal and no one can contact me." "So I assumed you can take care of Saphanloi." "And please wipe off Saphanloi's eyebrows." "I'm sorry." "This is a clinic not a hotel." "or any kind of beauty salon ." "Hey. c'mon . this is a small favor." "I'll take care of it." "That's very nice of him." "He's got a kind heart." "Thank you very much ." "I live alone." "My parents are hardly around and the dog needs medicine every morning and evening." "Very inconvenient." "No problem. I won't forget." "When it comes to dogs. my memory is excellent." "Right?" "Bandai-leun (Escalator)." "His name is Saphanloi." "Oops!" "You take the escalator before you get to the bridge." "Come on ." "let's go." "Good luck." "Bandai-leun ." "Please take good care of him." "Hang the bird case and open the gates." "Krit!" "Why did you cut the Coral Vine tree?" "So we can clear up the area and open up the space in case people come to see our house." "Mom. don't be sad." "We're moving to the United States anyway." "Right now Tuey is missing you very much ." "Hey. how many drinks did you have already?" "I'll be fine." "I only had one drink since we got here." "Keeping me awake so I won't fall asleep in class this afternoon ." "What are you thinking about?" "Nothing." "Don't lie to me." "I know you're thinking about something for sure." "Well. sometimes." "My kids cut all the plants in the front of the house out completely." "Whatever they cut you can plant again ." "What a small issue." "Don't think too much ." "How about today we'll ditch class and I'll take you to buy a plant." "Bigger and more beautiful." "So when are you going to visit Chumphon?" "You know right now. in my hometown ." "all the durian in my farm are ready to harvest." "So if I go. will I get to eat what you say is "the most delicious Malay Rose Apple in the world?"" "Yes. of course." "Especially when you pick it from the tree right after it rains. the rose apple will be sweet and crisp. cooled by the rain ." "Plus the pink pollen ... covers the ground. like a carpet under the tree." "You told me the story for the hundred times." "And you know what?" "I always wanted to go." "I want to see with my own eyes." "If it is as pretty as you say it is." "Of course it is..." "So... lf l bowl a strike. you have to go with me." "Bye." "Where are you going?" "Go clubbing." "Do you want to join?" "Are you old enough?" "Excuse me." "do you know if Mrs. Sompit is taking this class?" "Yes. she is studying in this class." "but today she didn't come." "Do you know where she went?" "I'm not really sure." "but I think she went with Mr. Jamrus." "Because neither of them came to class." "Who is Mr. Jamrus?" "Mr. Jamrus is her boyfriend." "I never knew that my mom has a boyfriend." "Uh ..." "Excuse me. I got to run ." "Bye." "His mom. oh goodness!" "Just drop me off here." "Here we go again ." "When are you going to introduce me to your family?" "It's just not the right time yet." "I don't want to hear my kids lecture me." "Kids these days are quite conservative." "But it is still raining." "And how about the plants we bought in the back." "Just let me bring you to the front of the house." "Oh ." "I forgot my umbrella." "Here a quick fix." "It looks good." "Bro. is the car that I needed to be repainted finished yet?" "Hey boss. is the "Bitch Mobile" done yet?" "Well. we ran out of silver color." "We ordered it. but it hasn't arrived." "So when it will arrive?" "Will it take a long time?" "I need to use my car." "How about we change the color to red?" "If you're ok with it. I'll repaint the car now." "You really know how to give a guy a hard time." "What kind of color is this?" "It doesn't come off." "I know!" "What do you know?" "Go to Wuttisak Clinic for birthmark. freckle. pimple." "and blackhead laser removal." "Eyebrows like this are easy to remove." "Go try it on your own face." "Hello." "Dr. Keng's Clinic." "Who would you like to speak to?" "What?" "Damn it!" "It's some crazy person ." "So we have crazy gay callers now too?" "We just hear one." "I'll take this call." "I have a really small penis." "so you won't have fun with me." "Keng. why are you talking to me like this?" "This is Fai." "Oh ..." "Fai. what's up?" "I am calling to ask how Saphanloi is doing." "Your dog is fine." "But I am not ok." "Because of the posters you put up everybody is calling me. even crazy people." "Don't you like it?" "You better hurry back and take them all down ." "Oh relax. I will be back tomorrow." "Ok. bye for now." "Hey. when you talk like that to her." "she doesn't mind?" "No. she doesn't." "Just now she was even laughing at me." "What are you smiling about?" "What's up Ohm?" "Where do you need me to post your bail this time?" "No. not like that." "Well." "Fai those Dragon Ball comic sets are they still at your house?" "Yes. they should be." "Then I will stop by to get them sometime soon ." "That's ok. I can bring them for you ." "Alright... if you see my other comics." "please bring them as well." "Umm... okay." "Fai. what are you doing?" "Dad. have you seen the Dragon Ball Vol. 1 8?" "What is it?" "Dragon Ball." "I have never heard of the name." "so how could you expect me to know where it is?" "You really want to read it that bad?" ""Patarphol Toon's supposed to sing this song. "" ""But Toon doesn't have any feelings for you like I do."" "Sophanloi..." "Saphanloi" "How are you . boy?" "Are you being a good boy?" "Are these happy greetings enough for you guys?" "How is it?" ""Dr. Pataraphol Vachirapoka"" "The splint on his leg can be taken off now." "I already gave him a full bath and he is sparkling clean ." "I had some free time." "Hey Keng!" "Can you pick up the phone?" "Handsome boy. very handsome." "Hello this is Dr. Keng's Clinic." " Hello. may I speak to Ms. Fai?" " Yes just a sec." "Fai!" " Hello." " Hello?" "is this Ms. Fai?" " Yes. speaking." " Are you the one who found the dog?" " Yes. that's right." " Where can we meet?" " Where are you now?" " l'm at Kaosarn road." " Okay I will take Saphanloi there right now." " Huh . what's that?" "Yes. that's the dog's name." " Alright. see you ." " Yes. see you ." "It's Saphanloi's owner." "She said she saw him in the poster." "And he looks just like her missing dog." "Oh I see." "Right now?" "Let's go." "Are you coming too?" "Yeah . of course." "If I let you go alone. and when you see him leave." "You will cry and won't let him go." "Come..." "Saphanloi." " Saphanloi." " Go. follow them." "See you later." "Bye." "Saphanloi. let go!" "Saphanloi." "You cannot eat my key. you know." "You got to be good. ok?" "Seriously." "You think by talking to a dog like this." "he will understand you?" "Well. he understands much more than us people. right?" "You are the vet. shouldn't you know?" "They said when you talk to a dog if you talk to them nicely. they will know that we pleased them." "And if we yell at them loudly." "they will also understand that they did something wrong. and they will stop." "So if I say Saphanloi!" "LOVE YOU!" "kiss kiss!" "He will think I am yelling at him?" "Look at him." "Princess." "Princess. sweetie." "My real Princess has got to have a scarf." "Oh . very pretty sweetie." "I'm sorry about the eyebrows." "Oh !" "That's okay." "You have been taking good care of Princess." "Thank you so much ." "Oh no problem. it's our pleasure." "My baby. I miss you so much ." "You're getting sad?" "Let's have a look at you ." "My goodness!" "What's wrong?" "A wee wee!" "So Saphanloi. do you want to be with that chick?" "Then I can snip your weenie off." "You can become a girlie. female dog." "Beautiful." "Keng. have you always been like this?" "Like what?" "Did you use to study at "The Brain"?" "Hmm?" ""The Brain" tutoring school." "Remember. the book cover has Galileo's image." "Einstein !" "Right!" "Hey. I also studied there too." "Did we meet back then?" "No. never." "Really?" "But I think your face is very familiar." "Oh !" "We met at your wedding. I remember." "No. before that." "I feel like listening to music." "Hey!" "I want to make you sure I am good enough for you ." "But what I have is quite ordinary." "Even though your voice is very off-key." "The truth is you're still unsure." "I'll give you 1 0 points for your effort." "So you don't want to pour your heart into it." "Okay. it's not that off-key." "It's still good to listen to." "So can I ask you not to fall for anyone else yet." "Can you wait for me..." "Look out!" "Saphanloi!" "Are you okay. boy?" "Who the hell taught you to drive like this?" "You think your dad built the road or something?" " Came back if you are a real man !" " Great. he's already long gone." "The car didn't hit anything." "just went up on the curve." "Hey. did you lock the car?" "No. I didn't." "Gosh ." "Saphanloi!" "Please open the door." "The locksmith probably is not coming anymore." "He didn't pick up the phone." "Should we try using a card. hair clip. or some other key?" "Try prying it. may be it will work?" "I think you've been watching too many movies." "Using a card or hair clip to pick up the lock will set the alarm off." "If you just took out the key before coming out to curse that TukTuk driver." "we wouldn't be in this trouble." "Well I was in a hurry." "Hurry." "Now we are standing in the sun sweating." "I am so thirsty now." "Okay. since you are so good at bitching." "Why don't you talk to Saphanloi and tell him to open the door." "Woof woof!" "Hey. where are you going?" "I am going to look for a locksmith ." "There might be a garage around here." "Wait. I got an idea!" "Ohm." "I need your help." "I am stuck on Ratchadamnern Road." "I locked myself out of the car." "The key is inside." "You still got my spare key. right?" "Really. can you please bring it here for me?" "Thank you ." "Ohm will bring the key." "Good. then I will go now." "How come?" "I don't want to leave Jan alone at the clinic." "He will hit on all the customers." "Later then ." "Ohm. hurry up." "Okay." "How are you my baby?" "Hey. what's with the eyebrows?" "Are you hot?" "Still clumsy as always. aren't you?" "I know." "Sorry to bother you ." "Don't worry. no biggie." "But if you call me at 3am to bail you out." "I won't go. you know." "Hey. where is your car?" "Oh ." "I didn't drive here." "Why not?" "So then I can drive you home." "Not sure. if that's a good idea." "I also want to go get the comics anyway." "I already prepared to give them to you ." " Wow. really?" " But Vol. 1 8 is missing." "Vol. 1 8 is missing?" "That's the one where Bluma took off her panties!" "That's nasty!" "Your memory isn't that detailed. is it?" "No. I am just kidding." "That's actually Vol. 1 9." "Keng." "Keng!" "One client brought a pug here. lt's so cute." "Here it is." "A plug dog." "Jan !" "This is our customer's dog." "You playing with the electric plug like this." "could have killed the dog." "Then what would we do?" "You got money to pay for it?" "is your name Jan or is it really jerk off?" "You're mean !" "By the way." "Fai didn't come with you?" "No. she went with her boyfriend." "Huh !" "She has a new boyfriend?" "Ex-husband." "She got back together with her ex?" "Probably!" "The one that is your friend?" "Yup." "Keng. don't kill him." "Calm down ." "Take it easy." "I told you ." "This joke wasn't funny." "I will use your salary to buy a new plug." "Gosh ." "I wasn't the one who cut it." "Do you have Dragon Ball Vol. 1 8?" "Yes. but you have to buy the whole set." "Ok?" "Ms. Fai. I am leaving now." "Bye." "I've given you all my life." "But today you've giving your heart away." "Words like love and commitment" "Were just props in a play" "When you were with me." "Hello." "Jamrus. lt's me." "Now I'm at the hospital." "Are you sick?" "No. I'm just getting a physical check up." "I thought you were sick." "Sick with what?" "Sick of loving me so much that your love sick." "You're crazy." "I don't think I will make it to class today." "Mom!" "Okay. I got to go now." "Who are you talking to?" "A friend of mine." "Let's go." ""See you on MSN Messenger tonight at 7pm."" "Goodbye." "Don't leave us." "You are a good teacher" "And you are very kind." "Don't you feel bad for leaving us?" "No. I am not going anywhere yet." "Drive home safely." "Okay see you . bye." "What's wrong?" ""You see. chatting like this so easy."" "Okay start with ... I rather hear your voice." "Why don't we just talk on the phone?" ""But we can't communicate like this on the phone."" "Oh !" "Wow!" "Mrs. Pizza." "Wow mom. you are very hi-tech now." ""l didn't get to see you today." "Let's meet up next Monday morning."" "Mom." "I went shopping and found this cute sweater." "It's the color that you like." "Please try it on ." "I think the fabric is too thick. don't you?" "When we get there. it will be winter time." "Put it on and it will keep you warm." "It's very nice." ""But I am not free on Monday." "Someone will come to buy the Durian here."" ""What if I go see you in Chumphon instead?"" ""Are you serious?" "Your 'father' won't mind?"" ""l already got my son's permission ."" "Cool!" "Now you can go for it and invite her on a honeymoon ." "When you are ready. just let me know." "Yeah !" "I can hardly wait." ""Whenever you're ready. I can hardly wait."" ""Pick me up tomorrow morning."" "Wow that quick!" "She is even faster than you ." "When your kids aren't looking. we will meet up." "Wicked!" "There ya go!" "And where are you going to stay tonight?" "I will go stay at my son's." "Bye." "Thank you very much for your help today." "No problem." "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "I'm calling a taxi." "Didn't you drive your car today?" "Oh yeah ." "I forgot." "Love can really make you blind." "Totally blind." "Hello Mrs." "Where are you going this early?" "Going to meditate." " Thank you very much ." " No problem at all." "Please pray for me as well." "Wow. so beautiful." "Great weather." "So beautiful." ""23 missed calls." "Krit"" "You ok." "Sompit?" "Yes. I'm ok." ""l'm in Chumphon with my friends from the computer club." "Be back next week."" "He's so smart." "You're right. very smart." "And very cute." "Just like its owner." "Wingwon . you must take all your pills. okay?" "Yes. take all your medicine." "Excuse me. I am Mrs. Sompit's son ." "We met the other day at the school. remember?" "Yes. I do remember." "Well. my mom has gone and left a message that she is going to" "Chumphon with friends from the Computer Club." "And?" "The guard in my housing project said there's an old man who drives a truck who picked her up." "Oh ..." "You see." "The students in my computer class are going on a field trip to Chumphon ." "I thought Mrs. Sompit already told her family." "Don't worry because a lot of them are going and they will take care of each other." "So you already knew about this trip?" "Yes. I do." "Because... I was the one who told the students to go... take pictures on this field trip." "And you are not going?" "Yes. I am about to. I will leave tonight." "I was busy with patients at the clinic." "That's a relief." "I thought I would have to call the cops." "Whoa. the cops... no need to do that." "Because... I am going to see Mrs. Sompit." "When I see her. I will tell her to give you a call right the way." "Okay. so may I have your mobile number?" "Yes... 08 7" "Correct." "My name is Keng." "Sorry to bother you ." "Goodbye." "Okay." "See you later." "Hey." "Fai." "The clinic is closed." "Already?" "Can you take a look at this bird?" "I found it lying down on the floor." "And it won't eat anything at all." "Okay no problem." "Let me take a look at it." "Ohh ..." "Hey Keng. where are you going?" "I am going to Chumphon ." "And how are you going there?" "Can you drop me off?" "The garage is around here." "Let's go." "Hey. what about the bird?" "Give it cold medicine." "Really?" "Please take care of it." "Why is it always me?" "Hello!" "?" " Can I have a ticket to Chumphon ." " The last bus to Chumphon just left a while ago." "Any buses going towards Chumphon?" "No more for today." "How much is it to go to Chumphon?" "7.000BHT. And it doesn't include gas." "Oh come on . that's a rip-off!" "Are you planning to pay off your car or something?" "You have a problem or something?" " Lady. you better watch that husband of yours." " l am sorry." "Keng. why are you fighting with him for?" "If it is that important." "then I will drive you there." "No. it's okay. I will call Ohm and borrow his car." "I will take you . but let me stop and pick up some stuff at my house first." "Let's go." "Hmm. where is it?" "What are you looking for?" "The camera." "Oh . don't worry. I will be here for many days so you can take a photo anytime." "I am so annoyed with myself." "Getting so forgetful these days." "Forgetting this. that. and those." "Ah ... the things we want to remember we forget." "The things we want to forget" "We remember. lt's so ironic." "Want to remember. can't remember." "You . singing about me?" "What a beautiful day." "Yes. it is." " Oh yeah ..." " Yes?" "We can take a picture using our mobile phone." ""1 3 missed calls." "Prof. Keng 08 7-049-1 8 72."" "Keng. so you're sure you don't know where Mr. Jamrus's house is?" "Umm... I think it's Mr. Jamrus calling now." "Hello?" "Yes. I am now in Chumphon ." "But..." "The students. they rented out a boat and took off to see an island." "When I see your mom." "I will tell her to call you back." "Good acting." "Gosh . why is he calling again?" "Hello?" "Mr. Jamrus. right?" "It's me." "Keng. I was trying to call you ." "These guys. know their job well." "Good job!" "They buy from me every week." "Everything you have?" "Yes. they hand pick them." "You found your way..." "Good job!" "Hi." "Mrs. Sompit." "Hello." "Mr. Jamrus." "Hello..." "Hello." "You brought your girlfriend with you?" " No. not my girlfriend." " Oh . come on ." "My friend's girlfriend." "I meant my friend's ex-girlfriend." " But they are no long together." " They don't need that detailed of an explanation ." "And who is this?" "Nice eyebrows. ls his name Shin chan?" "Oh ... no. his name is Saphanloi." "Umm..." "So cute." "Mrs. Sompit." "I need to speak to you about something." "Can we talk later?" "You just arrived and must be tired." "Here. have some Durian first. lt's very delicious." "Thank you ." " Want some?" " No way." "I don't want to smell like Durian for the next 3 days." "I don't want to near you anyways so go ahead." "eat it." "Where do you guys plan to stay?" "If you want. you can stay here." "That's okay." "We can drive back tonight." "I think we better stay though ." "I drove alone for 6 hours straight from Bangkok." "I'm very tired." "No one offered to help drive." "I bet you city people never been on a country farm?" "Actually. I go quite often ." "My family does landscaping. so I am always replanting trees." "Goodness. what kind of lady are you?" "Burp in front. burp in the back." "Just wait till it's my turn ." "I'll fart." "Jamrus." "Do you have a sieve?" "Here ya go." "Why did you bring a steam tray?" "I need a sieve." "So I can warm you up." "You're funny." "Go get me the sieve. hurry up." " Okay. so you want a sieve." " Always fooling around." "Um." " Here is your sieve" " Okay. put it down ." "Wow. what are you making for dinner?" "It smells so good." "Today we will have roasted pork." "Jamrus's recipe." "But we'll have to eat the roasted pork with ... hmm..." "With what?" "Wild betel leaves." "I forgot to get them again . please wait." "It's around here. I'll be back." "No need to go." "We already have a lot to eat." "No. no. I will be back shortly." "So stubborn ." "Mrs. Sompit." "Since you snuck out of your house." "your son is very worried about you ." "I am sorry for getting you involved." "I wanted to visit Jamrus's home just once." "Because soon ." "I will move to be with my son in the United States." "And do you want to go?" "If you don't want to go. just tell your son ." "There's no need to run off like this." "Keng." "Let me stay here 2 more nights." "Okay. but... you have to call your son ." "so he won't be worried anymore." "Can I just send him a message?" "If you are going to text him." "then you can only stay for a night." "Your choice." "Okay. okay." "Mrs. Sompit." "does Mr. Jamrus know about any of this?" "I think I better go looking for Mr. Jamrus." "Where have you been?" "I just stopped to take care of something." "What do you have to take care of this late at night?" "I already told you not to go." "Do you realize how much we worried?" "Yes. I know." "There's no need to nag like an old woman !" "Sompit. I already made the bed for you ." "Please come to bed." "Sompit. I am so sorry that I was rude to you earlier." "Sleeping on this soft mattress won't hurt your back?" "Come sleep down here so your back won't hurt." "Hey Saphanloi." "You're getting along well. aren't you?" "Being with your mom. she taught you well. huh?" "!" "Saphanloi..." "Saphanloi." "Are you going to sleep with Dr. Keng tonight?" "Ok. then I will go to bed." "All aboard." "Let's go." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Are you hungry?" "Still got bubbles on your mouth ." "Come sit here." " You got to be starving. here you go." " Thank you ." "Wait. wait. wait!" "Let me introduce you guys to my close relative." "We have been together through thick and thin ." "The rose apple tree is like a member of my family." "Here you go again ." "How many times have you told his story?" "Well. they haven't heard about it yet." "Yes. that's right." "Please tell us." "I haven't heard it yet." "Back in 1 989." "Typhoon Gay hit Chumphon province." "Hundreds of durian trees fell down because of the storm." "Everyone went out of business with no money left to live on ." "All the money and energy we put in were gone with the storm within a day." "Everything was destroyed." "except for this one tree that didn't give up." "Even though it battered badly by the storm." "its roots never gave way." "It grew new leaves." "When I saw it I realized that if a tree didn't give up." "then why should I as a human being" "Give up so easily?" "That inspired me to do whatever it took to return my farm back to how you see it is today." " So eat up. I go other stories to share." " Okay." "So. on the day that you are leaving." "I will tell the workers to pick some durian for you and your family." "Does your son also like durian?" "What if I don't want to go back?" "Can I stay here forever?" "Do you really mean what you say?" "Yes." "My son is moving to the USA." "but I don't want to go." "Can I stay here with you?" "Are you proposing to me?" "Can I?" "No." "To propose." "is the kind of thing a man is supposed to do." "I do not have money or jewelry to propose with ." "I am just a farmer." "May I use this Rose Apple..." "To ask for your hand in marriage with?" "It really is the most delicious in the world." "So full." "So many!" "They are going to taste great!" "Yum!" "Hey. it's so beautiful." "Gosh !" "What's this?" "They don't look anything like they do on TV." "They're smaller than the 3 for 1 0BHT grilled squid." "Do you think Mrs. Sompit's son will let her stay here?" "What if she were your mom. would you?" "Hey. I was asking nicely." "why are you giving me hard time?" "I wasn't giving you a hard time." "I'm just saying..." "No kid in their right mind would let their mom at her age stay so far away. by herself." "But if I were that old and had someone to take care of me that would be really nice." "Hey. we caught one!" "Slowly. no need to rush ." " Yeah . we did!" " Hey. take it easy." "Sorry." " You want to eat it?" " No!" "Whoa!" "Let me introduce you to the toilet... that puts us waste makers directly in touch with our waste consumers." "Please hold the door for me?" "Get in" "Hold it tightly. okay!" "Don't open it" "Hurry up" "Huh . that's an extra bonus" " Hey!" " Huh !" "Hey." "Why did you open the door?" "Why did you scream?" "My mobile phone dropped inside the toilet" "Are you done?" "I am." "May it rest in peace I don't know what to do" "They don't have any motion sickness medicine" "But they got this" "Are you crazy?" "Drinking alcohol to cure sea sickness?" "Yes. the captain said it works" "No one takes medicine around here." "it costs too much" "Ready?" "Gulp." "One shot and you will be okay" "Keng. you seem like a good guy." "What do you mean?" "I normally am" "Well. it's normal for you to be an ass." "If you were any more of an ass." "you would have a hole" "Don't you remember. at the tutoring school I was feeding a dog a chicken bone or something." "And you came from nowhere and said" ""Hey!" "Why you are feeding them bones?" "It might choke to death !"" "Well. I really meant what I said." "Chicken bones can cause a dog's stomach to have ulcers." "So giving it to them will cause them to die." "That's what I mean ." "You're such a smart ass." "And that was you call trying to hit on me?" "So after you gave me the CD what happened to you?" "I transferred to another class." "Why?" "Because you were Ohm's girlfriend." "I used to be." "past tense." "Can I borrow your mobile phone?" "Hello!" "Ohm!" "This is Fai." "I have something to ask you" "Why do you have to be such an asshole?" "Why Ohm. why?" "Why?" "Asshole!" "Asshole!" "Asshole!" "Asshole!" "Ohm. you know how my life is now?" "Ohm. how could you do this to me?" "How could you be such a jerk?" "You understand?" "You jerk ass!" "You're more stupid than I imagined you to be" "Being that you are so smart." "then you should be able to tell me lf you were me. what would you do?" "Ohm is my first love!" "You will never understand me." "I actually do understand" "because you were my very first love too." "I am sorry. I'm drunk." "Me too." "Actually no." "I am not drunk at all." "I feel really good." "I am confused." "Keng." "I don't know what I am thinking." "I am sorry. I ... I ... I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Lift the stuff up carefully or it will spoil before reaching Bangkok." "They should be ready to eat by tomorrow." "Thank you very much ." "Good Luck." " Thank you ." " Have a safe trip." "Uh ..." "I don't want to go back." "It's okay. we will meet soon anyway. right?" "Fai!" "You better let Keng drive." "Um..." "I better drive." "Saphanloi move over." "Mrs. Sompit." "You sit in the front." "it will be more comfortable." "Mr. Jamrus gave us a lot of fruits." "Will there be anyone at home to help you carry them inside." "Today my son is home." "He can help me." "Thank you so much Keng and Fai." "It's fine." "Let's go to Chumphon together again ." "Okay." "Drive safely." "Bye." "Keng" "I know what I did was really stupid." "but it's difficult for me to get over it." "If you were me." "could you forget someone you loved so easily?" "I don't think it's about being able to forget or not." "The reason why you are like this because you still hope that Ohm will come back to you one day." "No one has spoken so brutally honest like that to me before." "Mom. how could you?" "You know I was so worried." "Suddenly. you just disappear without telling us." "What were you thinking?" "Mom..." "Mom... if you have something to say." "Just say it." "I don't want to go to the States." "You kids go without me." "That's out of the question ." "We are about to move." "Have you ever asked me whether I really want to go there?" "And who will take care of you here?" "I can't leave you here all alone?" "I will stay with Jamrus." "How will the both of you survive?" "Both of you are very old." "Why what wrong?" "He and I are the adults." "We are old." "And will probably die in a few years." "I would like to stay here" "You really love him that much?" "Mom..." "Mom you love Mr. Jamrus." "And how about us mom. you don't love us?" "Hopefully we will never see each other again ." "Let's go find some place to celebrate." "Hey. what's up?" "Do you remember when we were in grade 1 2th and I asked you to play the guitar for me so I can sing a song for a girl I liked." "Yes." "And you were asking who was the girl?" "That girl... was Fai." "At first I didn't know she was your girlfriend." "Hey. that was a long time ago I don't know to hear this now." "But even to this day I still like her." "I am getting married again ." "So about Fai... I know I am a jerk." "But Fai is not the one for me." "I want a wife. not a friend." "I have taught you everything." "From Hi5." "MSN Messenger." "Today is the last time we will meet." "If you ever see me online." "just say hi to me on MSN Messenger." "How about this?" "Why don't you get drunk again and hit someone." "so you can come back and teach us again ." "That's a good idea." "But what if next time I end up to be in the hospital?" "Prof. Keng!" "is Jamrus here?" "No. I haven't seen him yet." "So where is he?" "He has not come to class yet?" "Did you try calling him at home in Chumphon?" "I called and they said he left the house early this morning." "I called his son's house and he isn't there either." "We all are worried about him." "I think we should contact Traffic Radio 1 00 F.M. They can make an announcement." "That's a good idea." "Missing Person Alert Mr. Jamrus." "A 60 year old. male. 1 68 cm tall." "Missing since this morning." "Driving a Toyota truck." "License plate AC-7 1 25 Chumphon ." "Whoever spots this person . call this number: 1 1 3 7" "It is the symptom resulting from the deterioration of the brain cells." "In its first stage the patient will start losing their short term memory." "For example. forgetting what they have done or where they wanted to go." "In more severe cases. the patient will start losing their memory entirely." "During this stage the family needs to watch over the patient much more carefully." " Please excuse me." " Yes. of course." "Hello." "Mrs. Sompit" "Thank you so much Prof. Keng." "For helping me with everything." "So what did the doctor say about what is wrong with Mr. Jamrus?" "Um. my dad has Alzheimer's disease." "How are you doing." "Jamrus?" "You know everyone is rooting for you . right?" "Gosh !" "It is not such a big deal." "Are you also worried for me?" "I remembered you once told me that..." "Things we want to remember. we forget." "Thing we want to forget. we remember." "Hmm. I have been driving all day." "I didn't even get a chance to have a cup of coffee." "Can you please make me a cup. dear?" "Okay. just a second." "Professor. can you tell me why everyone is turning this into such a big deal?" "I am fine. don't worry." "Thanks." "Prof. Keng. can you please take me home?" "Which home." "Jamrus?" "And how did you get here?" "Please take me back to Chumphon ." "Mr. Jamrus. now that you are a patient." "You can't just go anywhere by yourself." "You can't. okay?" "You have to have someone go with you ." "I have to go." "Please help me. just this once." "Mr. Jamrus. I am truly sorry." "I really can't help you this time." "Please try to understand. ok?" "Sorry to bother you again ." "That's okay. I am happy to help out." "Yesterday I talked to him about moving from Chumphon to Bangkok and selling the farm there." "I didn't think he would try run away like this." "The netting has torn apart." "Please rewrap it for me." "Sith . move the tree to that corner. over there." "And label them numerically as well." "Yes. ma'am." "Ms. Fai. what is the wood size?" "Size 6." " You ok?" " Uh ..." "Uh ... it's for Mr. Visute." "Please label his name too." "I ... I need your help." "Fai." "Keng... you really want to do this?" "Are you sure?" "Yes." "If his house must be sold then ." "at least Mr. Jamrus can keep something that he loves with him." "And if you can keep some of those branches up there. please try to do so." "Yes. ma'am." "Miss Fai." "I think the main root is very deep." "Do you want to cut it?" "Why. what's wrong?" "The tree is very old." "If we cut the main root. it might die." "Berm" " Go ahead cut it." " Yes. ma'am." "The tree is very strong." "It survived a storm before." "We are just moving it. so it should be okay." "Here. I will drive." "I never expected to hear you say that." "I always said to myself." ""what kind of man hardly ever offers to help."" "So are you going to get in?" "These two kids are crazy l don't know why they would go to such great lengths." "I wonder if it will bear any fruit." "The tree is old." "Jamrus" "I don't think I will be here long enough to eat the fruit with you ." "But if you ask me to stay." "just say the word and I will stay." "Please go." "Leave now while we can still remember each other." "No." "I won't forget you ." "Not to forget is impossible." "There is only forgetting slowly or quickly." "But for me." "I will just forget a bit faster. that's all." "One day you will be able to forget." "Anyways. you will have to move on ." "What's wrong?" "I don't want it to end this way." "Well. just like Mr. Jamrus said sooner or later. everyone will forget." "But people like us are the type who find it hard to forget." "Oh yeah?" "So when we find it really hard to forget." "what should we do?" "Well. there's no need to do anything." "Look at me." "I never forgot you and was still able to find a new love." "The only difference is my new love is with the same person . that's all." "Things we want to remember. we forget." "Things we want to forget. we remember." "It's funny how people." "Want to remember. but forget then want to forget. but remember." ""Pizza"" "Being far apart as the sky can't keep us from feeling just an arm's length away." "But loving you ..." "Fai. look at this." "...is more important and more valuable than anything else." "I promise to always remember. every single moment no matter how good or bad. happy or sad." "I will reminisce. about all that you are." "Forever." "Until my dying breath so I won't forget you ." "Hey." "Saphanloi" "Where is your mommy?" "Here I am." "I have been wanting" "to tell you that in the poster" "The dog has eyebrows" "And his correct color is cream." "but you wrote white." "So how can the owner ever recognize him?" "I think you better take down all those posters." "And..." "And we just keep the dog." "I was going to tell you I already took all the posters down ." "I think Saphanloi has already forgotten who his previous owner was anyways." "Right." "Saphanloi?" "You better stay with Mommy Fai. ok?" "What about being with Daddy Keng?" "Ripped by JimmyBSOD 2010"