"Who's the first?" "Start, please!" "I love you, passionately." "Is it ok, Colonel." " Let's see." " What do you think?" " It seems a bit too long." "Next one." "Do you share?" " No, you do it." "Next!" "You there!" "Who me?" "May I start?" "SADSACKS GO TO WAR a.k.a. CRAZY BOYS GO TO WAR" "He's good, isn't he." "Next, please." "Ok, you go." "Very nice, huh?" "The last." "Not too short, hey?" "He's perfect!" "Perfect!" "Don't catch a cold." "Hey, hair samples, out!" "Can you work with a shovel?" "How many pounds?" " Of what?" " Potatoes!" "I'm in charge here." "You come with me." "What is that?" "This is our hair." "Yeah, it is confiscated!" " No..." "It's our property!" "You'll get it back later, after the shooting session." "Get ready!" "After each shot, you show us the results, ok?" "How do we do that?" " Like this." "It's not complicated, bunch of idiots!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" " It's easy, he says!" "Get in shooting position?" "On my command!" "Five bullets fired at the target." "Aim..." "Fire!" "Aim..." "Fire!" "Aim..." "Fire!" "Aim..." "Fire!" "Aim..." "Fire!" "Watch out, Phil!" "Do not climb up!" "Are you crazy?" "They're going to shoot!" " Get out of there!" "Cease fire!" "Aim..." "Fire!" "Phil!" "Are you ok?" "Speak to us!" "Aim..." "Fire!" "Phil!" "Are you dead?" " No, not yet." "Aim..." "Fire!" " What are you waiting for?" "Need special authorization?" "But..." " Shoot damnit" "Alright." "But what are you doing, you idiot?" "Cease fire!" " Are you crazy?" " But you gave the order to fire." "Who, I....?" "They shoot at you like a rabbit!" "Luckily, it's just a scratch." " Is it painful?" "It's nothing!" "Idiots!" "You want to intentionally cause an accident." "We wanted to do well." "Sergeant." " You do well?" "Such morons!" "Do you want me to be fired from the army?" "No, Sergeant." "But couldn't you fire us?" "I'm not jocking." "Don't play tricks on me." "We're not jocking." "We just want to go home." "Home?" "To prison, yes!" "But first we walk." "Fifty kilometers!" "Yes, and with the full kit!" "The complete kit?" " Boots and shirts as well?" "Blankets and tents?" " Mattresses, pillows." "Everything!" "But we can not fit everything, Sergeant." " We can, if we press it well." "And you are lucky." "I could also add ammunition to carry." "Forward!" "Head up!" "One, two!" "And we sing a song." "Forward!" "Forward!" "Brisker pace!" "Life is so beautiful, isn't it?" " We can't anymore, sergeant." "Halt." "We rest here." "Attention!" "Attention, I said!" "We'll exercise during the break, to stay in shape." "A bit of gimnastics is good." "Forward march!" "One, two!" "One, two!" "To the right ..." "Section, halt!" "Right, right!" "Spot kicking!" "Arms up!" "One, two!" "Knees up!" "Rest." "What do you do now, bunch of idiots?" "You said "rest", sergeant." "That's not "rest"." "It's like this!" "Attention!" "You want to play smartasses, huh." "ATTENTION!" "Heads up!" "Higher!" "Eyes wide open like me." "The sun is good, right?" " It's hot." "We say: "Yes." "Sergeant."" " All right, Sergeant." "Yes, Sergeant!" " Yes, Sergeant." "I said "rest", not lie down!" "Attention, means, standing still!" "It's a paradise-like life, isn't it?" " Yes, but make it short, Sergeant." "I will tame you, bunch of morons." "Why are you skipping?" "Pipi, Sergeant." " What?" "I need to pee." " I don't care!" "A soldier must master." "Do not move!" "Bravo." "Disobeying an order." "Two weeks longer service." "A soldier must learnt to comply." "Four days in prison for everyone." "Thank you friends." " Follow me!" "We're going to clean it." "One, two,...." "A bit of walking around and the smell is gone." "You are not home yet, lucky sods." "Section, halt!" "Right, right!" "I said "right"!" "Got blisters as pigeon eggs." "One, two, one, two...counting, one, two..." "Halt!" "Two weeks for you!" " Yes!" " We say, "Yes, Sergeant!"" "Stand still!" "Do not move!" "One, two ..." "Attention!" "We're practicing, Sergeant." " Ten days extra." "Here are dry clothing." "I have some chores for you." "To do what?" " Put them on, or you'll be naked hanging around?" "You'll regret that you are not girls." "This is not fast enough." " Yes, sergeant." "I want a nice ball." " Yes, like..." "Like what?" " Like a billiard ball." "Is the oil change done?" "Yes, Sergeant." "Well restart it." " Okay, Sergeant." "You must be tired of all that painting, huh?" "No, sergeant." "It's fine." " Then, go in my room... and change my bed." " It's not necessary." "And look under the bed for dirty laundry." "There's washing powder on the rack." " But Sergeant..." "Do what I said!" "Okay." "Disgusting!" "Stinks even more when it is wet." "Give me some washing powder." "My paint." " My dirty laundry." "And my door?" "That will make everything white." "But it is blue powder." "It's blue, but everything will be white." "Do we need to mix white powder to get my door blue paint?" "Jean, drink some red wine." "There lies the rope." "Get it." "Company, at my command ..." "Attention!" "Hoist the colors!" "Is that your laundry, sergeant?" "Yes, Colonel." "If you do not have more "khaki", you'll go to the Navy." "Who played that joke?" " We did!" "It's our laundry." "That is up to 30 days extra." "They might not notice." "Follow me!" " What?" " Follow me!" "Enough is enough!" "Shut up!" " Sergeant, you disregard military material." "Do you see those leaves?" " Yes." "Pick up them." " A big pile?" "All of them?" " Do what I said!" "We will help you!" " Do not move." "Really, very interesting guys." "What a hottie!" "And you really think that with psychology..." "It's orders of the Ministry, Colonel." "Sure, but I doubt these new methods." "If we can figure out why people are unfit for the force... then, we provide the army a great service." "Punishment and bullying are not the right solutions." "There is such a thing as psychotherapy, Colonel." "Yes." "Yes." "But why choose you my unit?" "Out of many thousands our computer chose four." "They meet all criteria of unfitness." "They are accidentally in your regiment." "Good luck, Lieutenant." "What do they want from us?" "I have no idea, Colonel's orders." "Sit there." " We got all our injections." "Come in!" "Good day, ma'am." " Address me as "lieutenant"." "Yes, ma'am, uh, Lieutenant." "Are the 4 soldiers, 2nd class outside?" "Yes, they are outside, Lieutenant." "Well, sergeant, let the first in." "What's the matter." "Sergeant?" " Not feeling good?" "Attention!" "One by one inside." "And be kind, dammit!" "It's still a consultation, no?" " What else is an infirmary for?" "Forward!" "Forward!" "At ease!" "Your name, if you please." " Phil..." "Lipelli." "Come here." "Sit down." "Do you like the army?" "No, ma'am." " Lieutenant." "Ah... yes, of course I do." "See these shapes?" " Yes." "What do they remind you of?" " They remind me of ..." "See these shapes." "What do you think these shapes are?" "They remind me..." "What do you think they are?" " They remind me ..." "Answer quickly ." "Quickly!" "What shapes do you see?" "Quick!" "What do you think they are?" " "Patapouf"." "What means "patapouf"?" ""Patapouf" was our cat home." "So this shape reminds your cat?" " Yes, to my cat." "She was..." "She climbed on our piano... and threw an ink bottle that fell on the ground and made a stain... like this one here." " Thank you." "Let the next in." "You remind me of ..." " Your mother." "This is normal." "Put the cubes together." "Should I play with the cubes?" " That's what I said." "Forward!" "Forward!" " Okay." "Put them together." "Quickly." "Hurry!" "Yes, yes." " Hurry!" "Faster!" "Time is running out." "Put them together." "Faster!" "Faster!" "Your names?" " Jean-Guy Fechner." " Jeannot." "Sit down." "What do you think these shapes relate to?" "Patapouf." " Who?" "Patapouf." " Patapouf." "I put them in jail, Lieutenant?" " Absolutely not." "Why not?" " These guys need a lot of affection." "Give them more responsibilities." "I might have something for them." " What?" "The first-aid service of the army." "Good idea!" "Pay attention!" "?" "Hurry up." "Take the picture and put it on the truck." "Hurry up!" "Imbecile." "You let the air out..." "Slap the patient, to turn his attention... and you insert the needle." "Who wants to try?" "No!" " Who wants to try?" " I, miss." "No, God no!" "And who else?" "No, no!" "Please no." "Does it hurt?" " Are you okay?" "Want to sit down?" "No, I'm not tired." "No, no." "The first moments after the shock is important for the victim." "Tha's why the next step is crucial." "Mouth to mouth." "We open wide, the victim's mouth... take a deep breath ..." "My colleague was talking on the method of mouth-to-mouth." "This method requires the mouth... to be well open to see deep in the throat for any obstacle." "Mucus, foreign object, and so forth." "Then you have a deep breath..." "Miss, Madam, he is engaged." " Yes." "That does not matter." " She's there and is very jealous" " Are you engaged?" "No." "I'm not." " Then, you lie here." "You place the electrodes on the face of the wounded... then send the current through with short and light pulses... increasing gradually the intensity until the injured is fully ressuscitated." "Soldiers in the barracks!" "Soldiers in the barracks!" "Thank you for everything." "You're welcome, Colonel." "Have faith in the youth." "Did you bring those people?" "It is a method like any other, Colonel." "Probably a new method." " Right." "The lady told us that we no longer..." "That lady is gone!" "To jail!" "Forward march." "One, two, one, two...." "It worked." " Whose that car?" "Why do you care?" " It is important that he pulls hard." "Bellec." "It's Bellec's car." " He'll free us." "There is still justice." "Press hard Bellec." "Give it gas." " It will work." "Damn." "Pull!" "Pull!" " Hello, catching fresh air." "We're trying?" "I had something to do but I'm going on foot." "Meanwhile, keep an eye on my car." "We're stuck, Sergeant." "You'll enjoy one week longer." " No, oh no!" "I did nothing." " What about the Geneva Convention?" "What about amnesty?" "Gentlemen, this summer maneuvers will be this year, more serious." "You know that the army has acquired this area at this altitude." "However there's an obstacle that stops our installation." "This farm." " Colonel." " Yes, sergeant?" "Give me a command, some planes, napalm and ... boom, boom and then, ratata, the cows ratata, pigs, oxen, ratata.." "Enough, enough, enough." "The farmers managed to have the expropriation decree stopped." "No, no." "We must be careful to respond..." "Harassment yes,... direct violence, no!" "And persuasion!" "Persuasion is" " I do not care!" "We must use our intelligence... and maybe the use of weapons... of a different kind." "I've told enough." "Good bye." "Now you are free, gentlemen." "Ladies and gentlemen the fanciest clothing from Paris." "For the price of a tie, receive two, three, four, five, six ..." "Come closer." "What you will not find here, we will offer you inside." "It's not too bad, hey?" "Yes." "Choose." " That's not a new tie?" "Can I have more?" "Don't want food?" "Forward." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Oh, Sergeant!" "Here a tie for when you leave the barracks." "Good soup." " We are fed up." " But, but..." "Flawless!" "My soup!" "It certainly is my soup, but I didn't do it." "They did." " I'm coming." "Third right at the end of the corridor." " It is closed." "Attention!" "Who is this bowl?" "Who is this bowl?" "Control of the equipment." "I want to see everything." "Your bowl." "Your bowl." "Your bowl." "Your bowl." "Your bowl." "Aha!" " No, no!" "Here is my bowl." " Wait!" "One, two, three." "Where is mine now?" " Below." "No, it's here." "One, two, three." "Where is mine?" "Below." " It's there." "Your bowl?" " Gerard has taken it away." "Give him back his bowl." "Thank you, Sergeant." " One, two, three..." "There it is." " And yours?" " Here, Sergeant." "Got my bowl stolen?" " No, sergeant, here it is." "And yours?" " Here." "Everybody to the kitchen." "Chief, where's the soup?" " Here, Sergeant." " Excellent." "Fill it up." "Ok." "I swear to you, Colonel, it came from the barracks." "Smell it, Colonel." "Such odor can only come from the army." "Eat it." "Faster, faster!" "Take as an example to you comrades." "It's a good soup." "Isn't it good?" " Yes, it is Sergeant." "The lieutenant calls you, Sergeant." "Make sure it is finished upon my return." "It is finished upon my return." "No!" "Hold the thief!" "Hey, what are you doing with my ties?" "Unbelievable!" "Such expensive badgers and of such quality." "My soup!" "SORRY, WE'LL RESUME OUR PROGRAM SOON." "Fortunately, we still have Sundays." "We're a bunch of lucky guys." "Some coffee, friends?" "Have another biscuit." " Another coffee?" "It's good." "It's Turkish." "What the heck happened there?" "Damn!" "My TV?" "Yes!" " Sergeant, the Colonel on the phone." "I come." "They stole my TV." "Damn." "DO NOT DISTURB!" "Everybody out." " It's Sunday." "Special order of the colonel." "What is this here?" "Received in the mail." " Seized!" "Do you have TV?" " It's probably yours." "Grab the hoses, fast." "Connect them togheter." "I'll be right back." "Why so fast?" " Grab that tube." "Greetings." "Colonel." " Good morning, Sergeant." "The fuel is there." " The water is a bit cold." "Fill the tanks." "Then, come in the pool, Sergeant." "I know that you like to swim." "You swim like a fish." "Thank you, Colonel." "I'll be right back." "Perfect!" "Rinaldi!" " Yes, Sergeant." " You'll be in charge." " In charge?" "Yes." "Connect the hose to the valve of the tank. "It's easy." "And where is the tank?" "In the house, take the corridor." "At the end of the stairway, to the left." "If you need me, I sit by the pool." "I go swimming with the colonel." "We're going to work and he's going swimming." "Yes, with the Colonel, my dear." "I think you were in the army better off with a degree." "You got that by yourself?" " Well, it occurred to me." "Hey, we may found in the house something nice?" "Why didn't you say it sooner?" "There's the stairs." "Where's the cellar?" " Follow the tube." "He spoke of a staircase?" " Maybe those in the cellar." "Not along there." "Perhaps, along there." "Follow it behind?" "A fridge!" " There's a fridge." "What is in it?" "Military canned food." "Then, they wonder where the stock went." "Wait, why you are in such a hurry?" "That must be it." "Yes, it's the way." "Watch out!" "Wait, it got stuck somewhere." " Come on." "Come on!" " Pull!" "Let's put it through the small window." "That will be shorter." "Good idea!" "Grab it!" "Grab it." " It'll work." "It's good, it's good." "Turn on, the tap on the tanker!" "Wait, I'll taste it." "You never know." "Okay." "Isn't it too cold?" " Is it good?" "Not bad." " Wait!" "Hey, the hose." " What?" "Open the valve or it will break." "It's stuck!" " Quickly!" "Is the water good?" " I do not know, Colonel." "Try it." "Excellent, Colonel." " Good." " Open it!" " Can't open!" "Help me!" "Fast!" "Fast!" "Good." "It is opening." "That's Sergeant Bellec." "He swims like a dolphin." "Look, a 64." " Give it to me!" "That's the good stuff, hey?" "I knew we would find some goodies here." "A low rank military man also has the right to good stuff, eh." "Did you just found that now?" " Sure!" "And Bellec is now freezing in the pool." "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "What are you doing?" "Idiots!" "Assholes!" "Morons!" "You're pumping the fuel in the pool!" "The pool of the Colonel!" "Do you see what I see?" " A black guy is sabotaging the pump." "And he seems to be Sergeant Bellec!" "Hahaha!" "And that Zulu there, that's the Colonel." "You should be proud of yourselves." "You will taste the prison, my friends!" "You see why work on Sundays is not worth." "Shup up!" "Come help me!" " I'll fix that, Colonel." "Hurry up!" "Look, Colonel." "Bellec has broken the valve" "Hold it there." "I'll put it back!" "Take it out, quickly." "What are you doing running around?" "Shut it down!" "Do something!" "Put the tube out!" " Ok, Sergeant." "Get a cover to block the pipe!" "Attach the water hose." "We need to put the tube out and shut the valve in the tanker." "Stair's fixed!" " We're going to close!" "Put the tube out, keep trying!" "You morons!" "I can not." "Push, push!" "It's dangerous!" "Colonel, the level rises." "May I sit up there?" "You think I'm crazy?" "This is my place." "But Colonel ..." " Do not come any closer!" "Attention!" "Colonel, I would not recommend, but, that pipe and fuel oil do not..." "It floats, Colonel!" "Hey, you three." "Attention!" "But it rises, Colonel." "Attention, I said!" "Attention, you too!" "It stopped." "There is no more." "You can disconnect." "The tanker is empty." " And everything here." "Hurry up!" "Open the door!" " Was the Colonel's wine good?" "Is there anything left for me?" " Open the door, you idiot!" "Can't you open it yourself?" "Do you need a porter?" "If you do not open that door now, You'll regret." "Bravo Gerard, you speak like Sergeant Bellec." "Great imitation." "If the door is not open by 10, you'll be court-martialed." "Wow, Gerard, exactly like the fart colonel." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7," " Seven and a half ... 8, 9, and...." " 10!" "What are you doing?" " We are waiting for you." "Who is that black guy?" " That's Sergeant Bellec." "And that's the colonel?" " You guessed it." "Can you explain all this?" "In prison, yes." "There we get all the time." "Yes, yes." "Guys, today you will like this." "That's good soup." " It's more disgusting than usual!" "I don't think so." " Watch out, it makes holes in our clothes." "It's disgusting!" "wait!" "But it was good." "And too greasy." "Come in" "An urgent message from headquarters, Colonel." "Lieutenant, tell the sergeant to cancel the leaves." "Gather your men!" "We leave to the farm." "Sergeant!" " Wait!" "The regiment has been detained." "The leaves are cancelled, Sergeant." "They should return to their rooms." "At your orders, Lieutenant." "On my command, attention!" "Two by two." "To your rooms, march!" "One, two,..." "Oh, look at this!" "Bravo, we tried so hard and it never worked." "What are you doing?" "Back to prison, immediately!" "Back to prison." "Follow me!" " Yes, boss!" "Are you guys, thirsty?" " Yes?" "Hey, I'm thirsty too!" " Wait, it will be mine." "Lost!" "A miracle!" "I caught one!" "No more!" "There's the hose." " Grab it." "Wait." "I do what I can." "Hey, my coin." "Bellec!" "There!" "Look there!" "I got you." "Horrible!" "Come closer, ladies and gentlemen." "These karatekas wait their opponents." "A nice prize for the four brave men,... that dare to challenge the brothers Kawasaki." "Four killers with steel nerves and steel arms." "Can you get my balloon that is up there?" " One moment." "We'll get it." "Gentlemen, I knew it." "Take it firmly." "This way soldiers." "Come, come!" "Is this yours?" "Move!" "Move!" "Along there." "The sergeant!" "This way soldiers, no need to worry!" "They are property of the army." "Hands off!" "Stop it." "Leave him alone!" "Stop it!" "What an amazing effect!" " It's slippery." " Ownership of the army." "Hands off!" "Quickly!" "Get off!" "I said "get off"." "You want to play on the horse mill!" "Fine to me!" "I will help you dismount." "Hey, you there." " It's not mine." "You can have it." "Your documents!" " I have none." " Documents!" "Who is this vehicle?" "It's faster with the bus pulling us, hey?" "That is a fact." "Phil!" " Where?" " There!" "Phil!" " Hey, guys!" "Why are you dragging it?" " Oh, I don't need it anymore." "It sounds like Bellec!" " You bet, it sounds." "The countryside!" "Good, huh?" "What are you doing?" " A mosquito was bitting you." "It may have been hungry, too." "So do I." " There may be a canteen around?" "Certainly!" " A canteen?" " Why not?" "In the country everything is pure and natural." "That's too many, if it was only one." "We must do something." " We will find something." "I found some meat!" "Really?" "We shall not eat raw." "Wait!" "We'll make a fire." "It takes three days to get it ready." "And three more days for the fire." "So we have to wait three days for the same time." "Okay." " And now what?" "We continue." "We have not seen everything." "That's right!" "Hey, the hat doesn't take three days to prepare!" "This mushroom is poisonous." " Definitely." "Hey, he threw it away." "I'm sure it was good." "Yes, yes, very good." "Look there, how toxic it is." "Well, for three days our belly will have to wait." " Do you see what I see?" "A bull!" " What?" "A bull!" " Where?" " The bull is down there!" "How do we get down?" " Go away!" "Forward!" "Quickly!" "Let's get down!" "Jean-Guy!" "Are you ok?" "I'm feeling better." "We need to find a place to sleep." "There's a prison?" "Wait, I'll call Bellec." "As soon as we find a payphone." "You see, in the countryside everything is good." "What a beautiful bed!" "At least 3 stars!" "In the sky above, surely?" "This reminds me of my first time with professor Isabelle." "Me too." " She was also, Isabelle?" " Sleep now." "We are on a farm." " How did we get here?" "Oh, they are beautiful!" " Good morning!" "Those guys are handsome too." "I'll take the brunette." " I'll take any." " And I'll take all five!" "What you are doing here, huh?" "What are you doing here?" " We got lost." "Don't fool me!" " We are campers." "You're not campers." "You're soldiers." " We're on holidays." "And your shirts and pants." "From the supermarket, right?" "Pepe, pepe, come here!" "What happened?" "They attacked?" "No." "I have a command, sent by the headquarters." "No, no." "It is not." " We're not commandos." " Is that all for us?" "How did they find us?" "Their attention is perhaps too sympathetic, but..." "Maybe they were worried." " My God!" "The bastards!" "They're making signs." "Out of the cart!" "Forward!" "Don't play that game anymore." "We've been resisting here for six months." "And to such brats like you we will not surrender." "Hands in the air!" "To the kitchen." "Forward march." "One, two..." "Today we have a wedding Plenty of work to be done!" "Forward!" "Forward!" "Up inside!" "Faster, you two do dishes." "You peel potatoes!" "And you remove chicken feathers." "I will bring some discipline, idlers!" "Can I eat a banana?" " Absolutely not." "Give me that!" "You are not here to eat, but to work." "What are you doing here?" "Go away!" "And stay away from my daughters or..." "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Help the others." "Colonel." "You have no right." "You have no right to build barricades on the road to my farm." "I'm sorry, ma'am, but this land belongs to the army." "And how do I get to my pastures on the other side?" "But you can go trough there." "It's clear to me, but surely you wont let me return." "Very well, I will not go outside." "I'd rather die, but I stay in my house!" "Sergeant, did you see that?" "She spat in my face!" " It's a shame, Colonel." "If you want, I'll testify." "Sergeant, that's the kind I like." "Energetic, full of fire, hearty!" "That woman is at least no pushover." "Well, is it good?" " Not bad." "Get some milk!" "And you go away." "Quickly, get the milk!" "You'll infect my dog with your microbes." "Forward in the coop, and get me the best chicken." "Come on!" "No roosters, only chickens!" "How can I tell the difference?" "What are you doing?" "You don't eat in the barracks?" "Yes, but the food in the countyside is fresher." "Alright, eat these!" "But beware." "Hurry up." "All dishes must be done on my return." "Enjoy!" "Good morning, ma'am." "But I come for the milk!" "It will not work, though!" "Why not?" " It's a bull." "We are not commandos." "We do not spy." "Can you prove this?" " Look out." "They came to pick us up, because we have escaped from prison." "They're not here for you." "The Army bought the entire property." "But we remain." "My mother refuses to leave." "Are they really for you?" "Certainly!" "Hey, guys." "They did not come for us, but for them." "For them?" " Yes, the army wants them out." "It's for them!" " That's not funny." "Where's the milk?" "Get to work and no talking" "But they're not commandos." "They didn't come for us." "They're still soldiers!" " They have deserted." "Not really deserted." "Earlier "on vacation"!" "No, no." "Do not play around." "Get to work!" "Quickly!" "Mommy, look." "Is it good?" "Your sister is beautiful." "Mix 450 grams of butter, 4 kilos of flour and place in the oven." "It's four o'clock." " There they are!" "I hope everything is ready, because the guests will be right there." "And the army will let them pass?" "No problem." "You'll see." "Good Morning." " Good Morning Mr. Mayor." "The priest comes in a moment." "The priest is here." "How are you?" "Can we start?" " First a glass, to warm up." "I have clear instructions." "We're going to have this farm evacuated within two weeks." "Legally, we can not exceed this red border here." "They have plenty of food, Colonel?" " I know that." "That's why I decided to enter into the enemy camp in search of information." "Call Sergeant Bellec." " Certainly, Colonel." "And now, everyone to the table!" "Hey, softly!" "I love you so much, much." "Passionately!" "Service on request!" "Is this quail?" " Yes, it is quail." "I love you" "Hands off!" "Geraldine, bring me some food!" "No?" "Pity?" "Cheers, folks!" "We aim directly into the glass!" "Who wants red?" "Keep your glass ready!" "With great joy I wish to the young couple much much... good luck and many, many children." "Bravo!" "Leave me alone." "Everything is ready, Colonel." "Can we go?" "Give the order." "What a woman!" "My God, what a woman!" "Do you come here often?" " Whenever my sisters marry." "What do you do in life?" " I'm an escaped soldier." "You already knew, why did you ask?" "And what do you do in life?" "I don't know." "I'm just on vacation." "That's the mom!" "Shut up!" "." "And you stay there." "Pepe." " No." "I would say sergeant Bellec." " You're right." "It's Bellec!" " Get them!" "Leave me alone!" "Look, Colonel." "Bravo." "Any information sergeant?" "I have nothing, Colonel." "You went there to get information." "Yes or no?" "The colonel asked you a question, Sergeant." "Do you have information?" " No, Colonel, but..." "What where you doing there?" " We were shhhp... shhhpyin..." "Inquiries, Colonel." "Liar." " Shut up, sergeant!" "Can you complete this plan then?" "Certainly." "Here is everything." " We even know how many they are." "We know their habits." " And underground passages!" "You are formidable!" "Beautiful work, boys!" "How many days in prison did you get?" " Two Months." "Very well." "I'll give you amnesty." "They deserve it." " We're no longer prisoners, Colonel?" "That's right!" " Then, we've been dismissed!" "What do you mean?" " We've been escaped for six months." "But we were always caught." "That's right, but help me for a few days... wait, until we siege the farm." "Your experience and knowledge is useful." "Now they will be attacked." " And so we vanish faster." "No, not with my army clothes!" "Guys, let me..." "We shoot just above the building." "Ready?" "Yes sergeant." " On my command!" "Fire!" "What a woman!" "She does not make a sound." "A second color is retransmitted of." "On my command!" "Fire!" "We'll show the film by Claude Chabrol, "The innocent with dirty hands."" "What are you waiting to reload?" "Come on!" "Move your hands." "On my command!" "Fire!" "Pepe, quickly to the basement!" "Let me watch TV." " But they're bombing the house!" "Bombing?" " Yes!" "Sergeant." "I said to shoot above, not in!" "It's their fault colonel." "They have disrupted the system." "What?" "!" "We did nothing." " The sergeant turned that big button!" "So he could hurt the farmer" " Or worse, kill him!" "Stop shooting." "We try something else." "And you're sure it will rain only above the farm?" "Absolutely sure, Colonel." "Science is wonderful." " It can not rain elsewhere." "Very good." "Sergeant?" "Let's do it!" " Put the rocket in the launcher." "We are ready, Colonel." " Fire!" "Where does that go?" "Shit of Material." "Damn!" "Get to the shelter!" "And how long will it rain?" "Three days, Colonel." " Ah, three days." "There in the farm, it's sunny." " Yes, Colonel." "The science is still wonderful, no?" " No, Colonel." "And I so need the sun for my arthritis!" "Go outside." "Outside." "Over there!" "Colonel, an urgent telex from the Ministry." "What is it this time!" "Why don't they leave us alone?" "A lot of journalists from TV and radio are on the way to the farm." "And what should I do?" "Maybe have a make-up?" "We have to finish before they arrive." "Invade the farm?" " That's right, Colonel." "With the cameras and microphones there... the public will know everything and it will be bad for the army." "So we have to attack?" " Orders of the Ministry." "Very well." "Gather the troops!" "Distribute the ammunition." "White ammunition, Colonel?" " Of course." "May we now and then use marksmanship?" " We're not in maneuvers." "I do not want anybody hurt." "I do not want a drop of blood." "Go." "Get everyone ready!" "What a pity." "Such an exemplary of a woman!" "Family Brugnon, you have five minutes to evacuate the farm." "Then we will invade the farm... according to the orders received." "Obey the request." "It's over for them." " They'll find something in the city." "As a saleswoman in a supermarket." " I know?" "We have to warn them." " Defect to the enemy?" "Deserting again?" "The Colonel said we're almost civilians." "Then it is not deserting." "Oh, no!" "We would be holding the journalists there." "Let the troops advance." " We do not give up, old bag." "Over my dead body!" "We'll continue to the last gasp." "Goodbye!" "Forward!" "I'll shoot down whoever crosses the border." "Pepe, do not shoot!" "No weapons!" "We'll use other means." "Which means?" " Let's think." "Get ready for a new attack." "But this time more." " Serious, Colonel?" " Exactly!" "Forward!" "Fire!" "Attack!" "Faster!" "Forward!" "Fire!" "Fire, damn!" "Let's put this here." "Come darlings, there's jam." "Quickly!" "Taste it!" "Move!" "Move!" "Hurry up." "Forward." " Get up!" "Bunch of cowards!" "Attack!" "Fight!" "Hey, it's down there, come!" "No, let me go!" "Mommy, mommy!" "Fire!" "Get up, you slackers!" "There sergeant Bellec." " Double the sauce!" "Fire!" "Sergeant Bellec, your comrades are there!" "I got you, Colonel." "So, you want to drive me out of my farm?" "Well, well, I can convince the headquarters." "You villain!" " I'm writing a report that..." "I'll state the site is unsuitable for military maneuvers." "Then, I can stay?" " Sure, sure." "And I would also like to stay here with you." "No, speak clearly!" "Call a cat a cat!" "You're a widower and so am I, soon with a nice pension." "I have always commanded." "Thus, now, I would like to obey." "Therefore I, dear Madam, ask your hand." "And if I say yes, what happens then, with my farm?" "She remains yours." "I will not want to get out of my own house again!" "Whose home?" " Excuse me." "Your home." "Mr. Hubert de Bouille Castelnu de la Rochefort... will you take as your wife, Mrs. Paulette Brugnon?" "Yes!" " Mrs. Paulette Brugnon... will you take as your spouse..." "Mr. Hubert de Bouille Castelnu de la Rochefort?" "Yes." "But he has to work." "Even holidays!" "Agriculture isn't like the army." "Is it "yes"?" " Yes, yes." "By your mutual consent and in the name of the law..." "I now pronounce you husband and wife." "Mr. Phil Lipelli, will you take up as your wife..." "Miss Philippine Brugnon?" " No." "You'll say "no"?" "You keep your "no"?" "Oh yes!" "Yes, yes!" "Poor girl!" "Mr Jean Sarrus, will you take up as your wife..." "Miss Jeannette Brugnon?" "I can't, Mr. Mayor." "My friend said "no"." "Again!" " Mommy!" "God, I am dishonored!" "I am dishonored!" "Why did you say "no"?" "Why did you say "no" to the mayor?" " What?" "Why you have plugs in your ears?" "What?" " Why you have plugs in your ears?" "Oh yes, these things here." " Why are you using these?" "I had hurt my ears by the bombs." "But you said 'no'!" "What did he ask me?" "I must return." "Why did you say "no"?" " Why?" "Did you say, "no"?" "Yes, because he said "no"." " Did you also say "no"?" "Mr Gérard Rinaldi, will you take up as your wife..." "Miss Geraldine Brugnon?" "I have nothing against, but I first want to speak with my friends." "It's really not a problem." "I'll come within 5 minutes." "What happened?" "Why did you say "no"?" " I'll explain, because of the bombs." "Ah, they're coming!" "Wait!" "DO YOU WANT TO TRAVEL?" "JOIN US!" "Do you want to come with me?" " No!" "Don't you want to travel?" " Yes." "But we must hurry." "Then, follow me!" "Where did they go?" "We have to catch up!" "Stay here!" "Hi, girls!" "In three years, we're back!" "Is the prison comfortable?" " Is the food good?" "Do not worry, if not, we'll try to escape." "And we have not yet signed." "Well, maybe we will stay in the same barracks." "Yes." "But not in the same room." " Is not mixed?" "Not yet, but do not worry." "We'll find them." "I think that marriage is not for us." "Not even work." " And do you think the army is for us?" "When you find out what is really for us, call me, okay?" "Translation from Dutch, Czech subtitles Soumar"