"Why are there so many people died today?" "(Luk:" "The 8319th night)" "Luk, dinner is ready." "Coming." "Hurry." "Almost done." "Give me a minute." "One minute." "Hello?" "Yes." "Yes..." "Speaking..." "Tomorrow afternoon?" "Yes, okay... no problem..." "Yes, I got it..." "Then I'll bring all my works to your comic books company." "May I have your address please?" "Yes, IFC. (International Finance Centre)" "Yes, I got it..." "IFC in Kwun Tong?" "Okay..." "Room 1804 to Room 1808." "Yes, use the door at 1806, okay." "I totally got it..." "Thanks..." "(Dinner is ready.)" "(Give me a minute.)" "Julia." "Julia." "Shit!" "Damn!" "I've a problem." "Hi, Julia?" "Well, there's only one set of lingerie left in the dresser." "Wonder if there's a sex maniac broke in last night and stole them... except for this set?" "Fortunately, this is the set I like most." "No way, Julia doesn't like me being frivolous." "Julia, could you spare me a few minutes?" "I sincerely apologize to you." "Yesterday I missed our big day because today is so important to me." "Today will bring change to my career..." "Today will bring change to my fate." "Sounds good, that's it." "Hello?" "Ju..." "Julia" "Sorry." "I'm moving, I'll call you once settled." "You better get ready to go to the publisher." "How do you know that?" "I overheard a little and I guessed so." "You still have stomach gas." "You better eat before you go." "Stomach gas goes up, you burp." "Stomach gas goes down, you fart." "Both are not nice." "The reception here is bad." "I'll call you later, bye." "Spongy Chicken." "One please..." "Okay, just a sec." "Be careful... it's hot." "Thanks." "Hey, that's mine!" "Sorry." "That one is mine." "Okay... thanks." "The spongy chicken is good." "Yes." "Waiter, one please." "Okay... be careful, it's really hot." "Bill please." "Thanks." "The fish maw is delicious." "You've been fooling around, putting no effort in educating yourself." "Fish maws are so expensive, how could they serve them here?" "That's just pig's skin." "Pig's skin?" "I order Spongy Chicken for the ham." "Ham?" "Then why don't you go to a steak house and order ham steak instead?" "You've come to a tea house to order spongy chicken just for the ham?" "Did I tell you not to eat the side dish?" "I'm just telling you to eat the ham first." "You still don't get it." "The stuffing of spongy chicken is leftovers from yesterday." "The maw is just pig's skin." "The ham is the most precious ingredient." "Is that right, kid?" "Yes..." "You're wrong!" "The best part of Spongy Chicken is the fish maw." "Maw is spongy tissue." "It absorbs all the essence and juice from chicken and ham." "That's why it's called Spongy Chicken." "Am I right, kid?" "I agree..." "I've told you it's not fish maw, it's just pig's skin." "Kid, do you think it's fish maw or pig's skin?" "Answer me!" "In a word... it's spongy tissue." "Everybody's happy now." "You'd better put a sponge in it to absorb the juice... then you can just eat the sponge." "I don't want to carry on this nonsense argument with you." "Go eat your spongy tissue!" "It's your ham, pig!" "Here's your spongy tissue!" "I'm warning you..." "What?" "Don't ruin my spongy tissue." "Pick it up!" "You ruin my ham in the first place." "Eat it!" "And don't shit it out!" "Spongy Chicken!" "Spongy Chicken!" "Go to hell!" "Damn you, you dare break my head!" "Let's share the taxi, where are you going?" "My workplace, Kowloon Funeral Parlor." "Think it's bad luck?" "Not at all..." "I do respect you." "You serve the people and the spirits too." "Kowloon Funeral Parlor, please." "Hi, I'm looking for the Chief Editor, Mr. Chan." "Follow me, please." "Are you Luk?" "Yes." "Chief Editor, Mr. Chan..." "I presume?" "Hello." "Cheat Editor?" "Here're all my works." "We must have all these synopsises." "I've the traditional Chinese version, simplified Chinese version." "I've also considered the Asian markets." "The Japanese version, the Korean version, and English version, too." "So we can send it to Pixar or Dreamworks in the near future." "But I read really slow." "No problem, I talk fast." "Then you tell me the story." "I'm going to tell the story." "Go ahead." "This is a story... with a bright and shiny beginning... but with a dark and eerie ending." "Go on." "It's a story with a bright and shiny beginning... but with a dark and eerie ending..." "It's a story about the impermanence of life." "That's why everybody should buy insurance." "Mrs. Ho, unfortunately your husband has passed away." "But fortunately he did buy insurance from our company." "However... unfortunately... his agent, Mr. Kwan, has also passed away last week." "But fortunately, I'm the one responsible for your case now." "So you don't have to worry about anything anymore." "Mrs. Ho, the death benefit of your husband has been issued." "Mom, it's one million." "Yes." "Exactly." "A well-planned husband, even though he is dead, can still show the benefits of buying a life insurance plan." "It makes a misfortunate event less misfortunate." "My husband disliked all the insurance agents except Mr. Kwan." "Mr. Kwan has really helped us a lot." "How did Mr. Kwan die?" "He was crushed by a collapsed sick tree." "(Sick tree collapsed, crushed a man.)" "You see, life is so impermanent." "But there's one thing for sure, we'll all die eventually." "Buy insurance, you'll sure win." "Mr. Kwan really helped us a lot." "Good men die young." "Like my husband, he got no friends." "Mr. Kwan was the only one who remembered his birthday and sent him birthday card every year." "He's so sincere..." "In fact, Mr. Kwan could have done better than this." "If he had asked your husband to buy a plan with bigger death benefit, and make your husband's death more worthwhile." "The two of us have to rely on each other from now on." "That's the reason you have to rely on insurance plan." "Are you asking me to buy insurance?" "I am asking both of you to buy insurance." "In case there's anything happen to you, your son can rely on that." "Or the other way round, you'll still get a cheque." "Please consider the accident and life insurance for children." "When you read the news, you'll find so many accidents involving kids such as mistakenly drinking acid, shampoo, melamine-contaminated milk..." "Sudden death when playing videogames..." "Losing their fingers by door..." "Mom!" "Head got stuck in portable desk..." "Eye got pierced by pencil..." "And... strangled by windows blinds strings." "You see, life is so impermanent." "Look, there's a guy dropped his $1,000 note." "How unlucky!" "That other guy is lucky." "There's a bank note waiting for him to pick up." "See how he jeopardize his life just to pick up the bank note." "But the main point today is "Life is impermanent"." "Mrs. Ho, there're always expenses after a misfortune." "Excuse me." "Hello?" "Sis, come over to my place for New Year's Eve dinner tonight." "Okay..." "I am having a meeting now." "Hold on... just one word." "Have you read the latest issue of the "Super Tabloid"?" "I know that macho guy on the cover page." "We'll talk about this later." "You bought another car again?" "I bought this after contemplation." "There's a hole in the ozone layer." "Really?" "This is an environmental friendly car." "Where's your old car?" "I took it to a scrap yard." "You took a mint condition car to scrap yard?" "And you say that's environmental friendly?" "Mrs. Cheung drives the same car." "Which Mrs. Cheung?" "The wife of Jackie Cheung (famous HK singer)." "The salesman told me so." "Really?" "Hello?" "Didn't you get my text message?" "Why didn't you reply?" "I have an appointment tonight." "Appointment?" "Where?" "For what?" "With whom?" "New Year's Eve dinner is tonight, what's more important than family reunion?" "Okay..." "Send me your sister's address." "Start the dinner without me." "Don't wait with empty stomach." "Bye." "The car engine is quiet." "I can even hear my brother-in-law's voice from your phone." "Right, I've brought you some red packets envelopes." "Gift from your insurance company?" "Now you're somebody's wife." "You've got to initiate and prepare everything yourself." "Don't act if you are still single and needed to be taken care of." "I think... not too suitable." "Why?" "You're not going to give out red packet?" "I'd like to use those with my husband's last name printed on it." "It's my luck to have such a good husband." "I have adopted his last name." "He's a dentist." "He's rich and handsome." "I don't have to work at all, feel like the luckiest woman in the world." "I really have to thank God for giving me such a rich husband." "Well, give them back to me then." "I want them, what makes you think I don't?" "I'll use yours to pack those under a hundred dollars." "For those over a hundred," "I'll use those with my husband's last name printed on it." "People will still know I'm giving out big red packets." "Right!" "Aren't we going to your place?" "This is my place, I've just moved in." "Surprise!" "How do you like it?" "Is this okay?" "It's okay!" "Very good indeed!" "Wait, have you bought home insurance yet?" "Of course I'll buy it from you." "It's sisterhood." "Without your support," "I wouldn't have met my dentist husband in the university." "If our family can have a big feast in such a big house, it'll be great." "But Mom and Dad are too stubborn." "They like to compare my husband with yours." "Honey!" "Honey!" "Sis!" "My husband is so handsome today." "Honey, I've told you to put raw food on the lower shelf and cooked food on the upper shelf." "Will you fix it for me, please." "Honey, the dinner is ready, we can start any time." "Let's wait for bro-in-law." "Sure." "Comfy, honey?" "Ah, harder." "Yes... right there." "What are you guys doing?" "Stop it, my elder sister is here." "Right." "Remember to buy home insurance from my sister." "But I just bought it from my patient." "Okay..." "I'll buy an extra one..." "I'm too busy to take your call now." "Please don't leave any message if no reply is needed." "Mom and Dad are too stubborn." "They like to compare my husband with yours." "Why is your sister taking so long?" "I'll check it out." "Sis, are you okay?" "I'm almost done." "Is your sister okay?" "She is a bit upset." "You go and buy soy sauce, let me talk to her." "You've been taking so long, is there anything wrong?" "Honey, we run out of soy sauce." "Why don't you dash off to buy some?" "Order taken, my wife commander." "Let me go buy it, I need to shop something anyway." "I'm telling you, watch over my sister." "I only have one sister." "Sis, come with me." "We are sisters, I'll let you use my favorite." "Try taking it with you walking down the street." "See how many people can't take their eyes off you." "By then, you shall regain your confidence." "No need." "My stuff is in my own bag." "Just put them over here?" "I said NO!" "I'll put my whole bag into yours." "I'm ready to go." "Take care of my sister." "This one?" "Excuse me." "Sorry." "That girl is pretty?" "This is the one that your sister uses." "Not the one we just saw." "I mean the one that you had lunch with in Central District." "But I won't tell my sister." "She's living in her dream." "Sis, you're really a good sister." "You wish her to keep on dreaming, right?" "Please don't let her know." "I don't have a dream to live in." "But I do want to sit in a luxurious environmental friendly car." "I don't have that money." "You can pull more teeth from your patients' mouths to get that money." "Drive your car over there." "I'll wait for you by the garbage bin ahead." "Thief..." "Why don't you catch him?" "You're nuts." "Get my bag for me." "I can't." "I'm so scared." "You go get it yourself." "That's your wife's bag!" "Hey, are you hurt?" "Your bag is inside her bag." "I'm at the Harbour Drive..." "Miss..." "The bag is mine." "He... he snatched my bag." "Yes, I..." "Maybe you'd have a drink to calm down." "Thanks, honey." "Sis." "Thanks." "Bro-in-law is here!" "Let me..." "Hello..." "Long time no see." "How are you?" "Happy New Year..." "Do you need such a big house?" "It's necessary..." "Necessary?" "Do I need to take off my shoes?" "Never mind." "Have a seat..." "Fatty." "What's up, bro-in-law?" "That's expensive." "You are knowledgeable, it's quite an expensive one." "Do you have Danny Summer's and Cai Qin's CDs?" "Dinner Winter and Cuisine are available now." "Come on, dinner is ready." "You sure know how to do wordplay, bravo..." "Sis, long time no see." "Look at your hairdo, you have taken at least 3 hours to set it." "Just like a noble lady." "Noble lady." "Honey." "I phoned you a couple of times." "You didn't answer your phone, where have you been?" "A little kiss." "You drank at the nightclub again?" "Bro-in-law, have a seat." "We don't have family reunion everyday." "In such a big house of my husband..." "Let's enjoy our New Year Eve's dinner." "Bro-in-law, mix the sauce first." "Okay." "Honey, let me do that for you." "I know what you do like and what you don't." "You know I don't like you going to nightclub, why you go there?" "Sis, let me cook some cheese sausages and cheese balls for you." "Cheese sausages are fatty, and so are cheese balls." "Honey, you're fat." "Honey, some people look nicer with some extra pounds." "While some people look nicer when slim." "I think you look nice when you're fat." "Just eat as much as you can, don't worry." "Trust me." "Bro-in-law!" "Let me cook some fatty beef for you." "Honey, so fat and so old." "Shut up!" "Never mind him, let's eat." "Let's eat." "I don't come here to be slapped." "You guys are just flirting, don't take it too hard." "Can I pretend I haven't been slapped?" "Or I have been hit by a cheese ball?" "Actually I'm starving." "Shall we start dinner?" "If she doesn't apologize," "I will leave." "I am leaving now." "Why should I apologize to you?" "I sacrifice the fun of hanging out with pretty chicks, just come here to be with you old guys..." "That's fine with me." "Right, I did drink and dance." "But you don't have to disgrace me in front of your family." "Despite you know how I hate those nightclubs, you still patronize them." "Despite you know how I hate dining with your family," "I'm still here." "What's wrong with my family?" "It's you who told me your sis and her husband..." "What's wrong with you..." "You hit my sis?" "Sis, are you okay?" "Shame on you for hitting a woman." "Does it hurt?" "Then I'll hit a man." "Stand still!" "Honey, are you okay?" "You hit my husband?" "Sorry, I..." "That's enough!" "I am gonna fight back..." "Look at you, you just messed that all up, bastard." "You are the one to be blamed on." "Bastard!" "What the hell!" "Are you nuts?" "Dare you bully my sis..." "You shameless punk!" "Don't come over..." "I'll stab you." "Scared?" "I'll strangle you to death!" "I hate being hit in the head by sausages." "I'll strangle you to death..." "Stop that!" "Aren't you gonna help?" "Why did you stab my armpit?" "You hit my sis..." "You get lost..." "Why did you stab my armpit?" "Stop that..." "Blackmail me!" "Environmental friendly car!" "Honey!" "What is it?" "Are you okay?" "You wanna attack me with hot water?" "You'd know what you have done." "Why did you attack my sis?" "She blackmailed me first." "Why did you blackmail my husband?" "He has other woman, he cheated on you." "Why did you do that?" "Am I not good enough?" "You love your Hi-Fi better than me." "You are scum!" "You are scum too!" "Dare you hurt my wife..." "Let me tell you." "I used to play a good husband in front of your family to give you honour." "I even pretended to enjoy the companion of your sis and her husband." "What else do you want from me?" "What did you say?" "Do you know what you are talking about?" "Of course I do." "I can say that again, even in reverse, bitch." "You called me a bitch, why did you marry me then?" "You cheated me and made me marry you." "Before we got married, you told me how virtuous you would be." "Afterwards, all you do is spending extravagantly." "You just keen on buying cars." "Do you know how many Hi-Fi speakers I have given up because of you?" "When we get married, your parents wanted my money." "After that, you want my money." "Now I want a divorce, your sister wants my money." "You are all thieves..." "Thieves!" "Thieves!" "What a nasty mouth..." "You eat now!" "Dare you call my dad a thief?" "Dare you call my mom a thief?" "Damn..." "Dare you say that..." "Thieves..." "Honey, I'll be gone... if I don't go to the hospital in time" "It hurts so much..." "Sorry, honey." "It hurts." "Go to hospital now." "Don't touch the chopsticks..." "Sis, wait for me." "Won the fight but lost the family." "Bro-in-law sat alone in the house with remorse." "Could someone die in this story?" "Okay... which one you want dead?" "Whoever, just trying to be commercial." "Well..." "How about..." "(Fighting at the year end dinner) (in a disharmony family.)" "This sounds more commercial?" "Higher the death toll, the more commercial." "Sure..." "I could die too if you want." "I'll talk to my boss, I'll let you know." "Thanks..." "What is it?" "999 emergency report center." "Police, help..." "Someone threw bottles of liquid... from above..." "It's corrosive liquid..." "many people got hurt..." "It splashed all over, it's everywhere..." "Where's you location?" "IFC in Kwun Tong?" "Not in Central, in Kwun Tong." "Kwun Tong IFC?" "Do you know you'll be charged for making false reporting." "999 report center is for people who are badly in need." "It's not for prank call." "I'm not kidding." "I'm just trying to be a good citizen." "I've joined Junior Police since I was six." "I recorded every episode of "Junior Police" (TV program)." "Now you're trying to defame me for false reporting?" "Neither me nor my family got hurt." "I still take time to report this..." "Miss, can I borrow your phone?" "Isn't there a phone?" "Sir, can I borrow your phone to call the police?" "I'm now talking to them right now." "I will let the victim talk to you directly." "Hello?" "Is it the police?" "Thanks, sir." "Thanks." "The ambulance will be here soon." "You're welcome..." "Bye." "Aren't you staying with me till the police arrive?" "You're a big man, no need for companionship." "You have to give your testimony too." "So troublesome?" "I used your phone, they can trace back." "Don't go!" "Don't ask me..." "I know nothing about this." "Hello?" "Is it Luk?" "Who is it?" "It's Ling Ling, Luk's primary school classmate." "It's you, Ling Ling!" "You're so lucky." "I won't be able to answer your call if you call me 10 sec later." "Are you okay?" "Okay..." "Then come to my wedding banquet tonight." "We haven't met for years, you have no excuse for not coming." "Please come to check out my Mr. Right." "Okay..." "I will come." "I need to dress-up now, I got to go." "See you tonight." "Ok, see you tonight." "Cancel this phone number." "Write this down..." "I've already lost my phone." "It's done." "This is the new phone." "The sim card is inside." "This is your new phone number... remember." "64897123" "The service will commence after one hour." "An hour later?" "Can I borrow your phone?" "I should tell my girlfriend about the new number." "I already have a girlfriend." "I'm not available at the moment, please leave your message." "Hello?" "Ju..." "Julia?" "Nothing special, I just got a new phone." "I want to tell you..." "This voice mail box is full." "Thanks." "Here's your receipt." "Excuse me, please go to Kowloon City, Yin Yang restaurant." "Hello?" "Mr. Chan." "Yes, I'm Luk." "Yeah, I'm still waiting for your call." "I just want to let you know that I've lost my phone." "My new phone number is 6489... 7123." "Yes..." "I'll text you my new phone number." "Thank you." "This afternoon around 4 o'clock in Kwun Tong, someone threw corrosive liquid from a building." "More than 20 people were injured." "The police is now investigating the buildings in the area." "No suspect has been arrested yet." "The police is now calling on witnesses to phone the hotline 87654321." "Besides, in this case... there's a victim who was hit by a hard object unfortunately got run over by an ambulance." "He's pronounced dead at the scene." "There's a homicide case in Kowloon City this morning." "Two men's quarrel over Spongy Chicken led to a fatal fight." "One of them got killed by a hard object." "A suspect has been detained by the police for further investigation." "(Argument over a dish of Spongy Chicken) (turned into a fight!" ")" "What the hell!" "Is that true?" "Excuse me, I'm getting off here." "Okay." "$58, thanks." "Here's $60, keep the change." "Thanks." "Come on, what are you rushing for?" "Why did you slam on my car?" "I'm asking you if you are rushing to hell!" "Are you rushing to hell?" "(Two drivers fought over cutting in line.)" "Hey, kid." "If you want to smoke and watch pornography, that's fine with me, but please don't wear your school uniform." "It's none of your business." "Honey!" "Hi!" "Hey..." "You guys want to kiss in public place, that's fine with me, but come on, please don't hold her breast." "Here is a public area." "It's none of your business." "Hello?" "Okay... come right away." "So heavy!" "Everybody get closer, right, thanks..." "Excuse me, you two." "You just blocked them, please stand out." "No... go inside." "It's a video, give me some motion." "As I say "action", then you guys walk out, okay?" "You, stand here." "I'm not standing with him." "Miss, you're not standing with him?" "That's fine." "Just walk away from him when I say "action"." "The front roll could stand up first." "Right, sit down after I count to three." "Action!" "Motion." "Wedding banquet, my ass." "The bridegroom said, only cup noodle could be ordered." "But not for crabmeat noodle." "Shit!" "Shouldn't hold any wedding banquet if you are broke." "Go to Dongguan hanging out with chicks would be happier." "It doesn't matter..." "Take Two." "One more." "You guess how long they will last?" "I've found a prophet to predict that." "They will divorce in 49 days." "Which prophet?" "Mr. Profit." "(Chan  Lee's Wedding)" "They don't want to sit at the same table, how could I arrange then?" "Just tell them go sit at the head table." "Here comes a guest." "Welcome!" "Welcome!" "I was the classmate of the bride." "Please autograph..." "Table 9 for primary school classmate, please." "This is for the bride and groom." "Cut..." "Sorry, the camera was not rolling." "Please do it again." "Action!" "This is for the bride and groom." "Please say something nice to the newly-weds." "Wish you guys... happily ever after." "Till death do you guys apart." "Brat!" "You just care to play and won't go to washroom." "You hold your pee till the last minute, then you give me the ultimatum." "Son, do it like last time." "I don't want to pee in the sink." "Why..." "Why it's not me?" "Congratulations..." "Thanks." "I'm your wife's primary school classmate, my name is Luk." "Thanks for coming." "Keep talking as if I am not here, be natural." "You are great..." "I did have a crush on your wife when we were little but I didn't have a chance." "What a pity!" "You are the winner." "Right, where's your wife?" "She said she's tired... and she's got to change and make-up." "Welcome..." "Bride's side or bridegroom's side?" "I'm the bridegroom's ex-girlfriend, so what do you think?" "The bridegroom!" "Congratulations." "Please shoot my mother first..." "Thanks." "I thought you won't come, why are you here now?" "So are you surprised?" "Did you forget that you promised to marry me." "How about playing mahjong." "I know what I'm short of." "Miss, what's your size?" "P0" "Did you say D or C?" "Get a G cup for this lady." "G?" "Right." "But G-cup has to go with some accessories." "Look at these." "Spongy bra pad, it's economical." "But they're too thick for the sweaty summer." "Some customers would prefer these regardless of the price." "Silicon gel." "What are those?" "Silicon gel, same material for breast implants." "Touch it." "It feels so genuine." "Yeah, if you wear T-shirt or blouse, you can use the "full moon" pads." "If you wear strapless, you can use the "half moon" pads." "If you wear deep-V, you can use the "new moon" pads." "During the promotion period, you can buy the combo, all 3 types of pads in one box set." "You can wear them in any occasions to meet the challenge of being judged by any kind of people." "Satisfaction guarantee." "Regain your confidence." "Give you a 12% off discount." "I'll take the combo." "Do I look different today?" "You're heavy make-up." "Look downward." "Let me introduce my friend to you." "Luk." "Marietta." "You two should play mahjong." "Mahjong can't be played by just two persons." "Buddy..." "You can't play alone." "I've found someone to play mahjong with you." "I'll get one more for you." "No need." "Rocky, will you accept my challenge?" "Worry about losing to me again?" "What did you say, Luk Po?" "You think I'm afraid of you?" "By the way, what business are you guys in?" "Why?" "Is it related to mahjong?" "I'm in contemporary art." "I like to meet with people from all walks of life." "I'm a tourist guide." "Hong Kong Kowloon..." "We love Hong Kong..." "I'm a dance teacher." "Good toes..." "Naughty toes..." "Pluck this flower..." "Pick that star..." "I'm a nurse in a plastic surgery clinic." "I'm so scared." "Don't be scared, many people have tried "botox" before." "No, I'm scared of those paparazzi waiting outside." "How could I leave here?" "Mrs. Cheung, don't be afraid." "I have an idea." "Just lie down, get the shot." "Are you sure they can't recognize me?" "As long as you put on this wig, let me help you." "No one could recognize you." "I'll take you out from the back door." "Your job is kind of unique." "So you have seen the weakness of human nature?" "This is my name card." "I've just changed my phone number." "This is the new number." "Let's meet some other time." "So you can tell me some inspirational stories." "Who's gonna throw the dice?" "Me." "Your turn." "What's the matter?" "Looking for friends?" "No... the bride has taken so long to get changed." "I haven't seen any of my primary school's classmates." "Primary school's classmates?" "They might have changed so much." "How could you recognize them?" "Win on "self-draw", it is "one suit"." "So soon?" "Are you cheating?" "What did you say?" "What?" "You used to play sly trick." "That's how you stole Angelina Baby from me." "Tell me, are you thinking of her when you kiss me?" "Who's "her"?" "What's wrong?" "Luk Po said you enjoy watching her photo-collection in the washroom." "This book's not mine." "Angelina Baby!" "Luk Po!" "I'd like to ask..." "Who's Angelina Baby?" "The one that took away my bridegroom." "Peter." "Will you marry me?" "I have something for you." "You even got our wedding invitation card ready?" "Kiss." "Angelina and Peter?" "You're gonna marry that bitch?" "Why?" "I've no choice, she's pregnant." "Didn't you say she has gone through an abortion?" "Yes, but..." "She's pregnant again." "How could it be possible?" "You bastard!" "You guys have such a complicated and messy relationship." "Just like entangling lines in a relationship chart." "Miss, that's pretentious." "In fact they're trying to harm you." "What did you say?" "Tapping on someone's shoulder when playing mahjong is bad luck." "You should watch your mouth." "Although it's the first time we meet," "I do understand how sorrowful you are." "My girlfriend has dumped me this morning." "Here's tissue paper, hope it'll help." "A guy that brings tissue paper along must be tender-loving-care." "It's your girlfriend's loss." "Your girlfriend missed a Mr. Right." "Hello?" "How are you doing in the wedding banquet?" "I haven't seen that bitch yet." "I'm now playing mahjong." "Regarding you..." "I do have a tender-loving-care guy for you." "Wait." "No way..." "He passes, give it to me." "He's too shy." "I'll text you his phone number later." "He is... a tender-loving-care young man who brings along tissue paper." "Don't try to fool me!" "I'm hanging up, I need to play mahjong to relieve my stress." "Bye..." "(A tender-loving-care young man who brings) (along tissue paper." "Phone number: 64897123.)" "6 pairs and a half!" "Suck!" "All in pairs." "Go for "all pong hand" then?" "Are you teasing me?" "I won't go for"all pong hand" though." "Dare you break them up." "Break you up!" "Pong!" "Break you up!" "Pong! "South"!" "Are you kidding?" "It's the saddest time in my life;" "you are ready to claim for "big 4 winds"?" "Are you guys trying to set me up?" "Of course not..." "Bystander, is he claiming for "big 4 winds"?" "Isn't it?" "It's not right for you to ask me." "And it'll be wrong for me to answer you." "Buddy, wait..." "If someone discards an honour tile and you're claiming for a win, then you have to declare it loud and clear." "And, look at the camera, remember to smile." "Smile." "Don't think about that, just break them up." "Break you up!" "Are you that nosy?" "Break them up." "Who's playing now?" "May I know who is playing now?" "I'm playing!" "Break you up!" "Again." "Break them up!" "Who's playing now?" "You or she?" ""6 stones"." "I'm not gonna break these two up." ""7 stones"! "Hu"!" "(Winning)" "You're so cunning to have a "ready hand" for a "7 stones"." "Huh?" "I have to pay double?" "It's lucky that it's just a "chicken hand"." "You're wrong, here's a "all flowers" and a "seat season"." "Three "fans". (points)" "Lost again." "You used up my tissues." "Should you leave such a grieving place?" "Yeah, why should you stay here?" "Shouldn't let people sow salt on your wound." "I'm here to "work"." "What?" "You switched that off and I'll tell you." "Okay, already off." "Do you know what this is?" "What?" "Botulinus." "What an awful name!" "That's Botox." "It's used in plastic surgery clinic for wrinkle elimination." "You have tried that?" "Kind of." "But this one's been refined." "It's highly concentrated." "It could kill if taken orally." "I'm wondering in which dish I should put this so that no children will be hurt." "According to my experience, children run around after having the shark's fins." "You can't do that!" "Why?" "Let me do it." "Do you know what this is?" "Coke." "Of course not." "I drank the coke last night." "Now, it's highly concentrated flammable liquid inside this classic coke bottle." "So cool." "Is there any technical name for that?" "You know shit about that!" "You failed your chemistry though." "You just know luring other's girlfriend." "Angelina Baby!" "When the time comes, you guys better find a safe place to hide." "You must take good shot of me." "I will..." "Thanks for coming to our banquet." "Cheers!" "Ladies and gentlemen, I love Angelina Baby!" "I'm not trying to discourage you." "But I think you're so stupid." "You wouldn't be able to see it even I've taken good shot of you." "He's always like this, he's just up to kindergarten level." "Watch me." "Hope you will enjoy the dinner." "Cheers!" "Okay, let's greet on the newlyweds." "Congratulations..." "Ladies and Gentlemen..." "Let's share the romantic story of the couple." "Here it goes!" "It's not the groom?" "Angelina Baby..." "Great!" "You two, don't do anything." "No one can stop what Marietta is going to do." "If you kill all my audience, no one can see me being the martyr of love." "Your way will only harm the others while yours will only harm yourself." "Mine will do both." "My way is most harmful." "Use mine." "Bro, you should say something." "You are deploying biochemical lethal stuff, plunging people into abyss of misery." "You are such a fool, kicking yourself against the pricks." "You are so evil." "You force others to share your obscene clip." "Wicked, tacky and indignant." "Bro, I'd like to ask..." "Why is your pen having a light?" "You..." "You are taking sneaky shot on us?" "Taking sneaky shot?" "Let me go..." "I got the proof of you guys' crime." "You guys will have the same ending." "Damn..." "Dare you say that again?" "I'm not." "I fxxk you all fxxking bastards." "You..." "Damn you!" "Too shameful!" "What's happening?" "Is it on show or on fire up there?" "Is someone got chopped up?" "Give way..." "Luk..." "Who are you?" "I'm Ling Ling." "Why are you coming from up there?" "(Chan  Lee's Wedding)" "I don't know..." "What happened up there?" "Congratulations..." "Hope you'll give birth soon." "I am busy right now, please leave a message." "Julia!" "Julia, it's me." "I don't know why I'm so pissed today, all the bad things are coming to me." "I must be out of luck." "You left at good timing." "I don't want you to get involved in my bad luck." "Anyway, all the best." "Julia?" "Hello..." "Oh, Mr. Chan." "Come to "Against All Odds Club" now." "Club?" "Karaoke." "It's karaoke or club?" "It's "Against All Odds Karaoke Club", okay?" "Boss is waiting for you here." "Okay, I'll be right there." "(A man was killed in a) (wedding banquet conflict.)" "Boss, I've been so down lately." "My mom is sick, I've to pay for my sis' tuition fee." "Yesterday, a boss asked me to be his mistress for 3 months." "But I miss you so much." "So I'm still thinking about that..." "Then you'd tell your other clients that you've been so down lately, your mom is sick and you've to pay for your sis' tuition fee." "Yesterday, a boss asked you to be his mistress for 3 months." "But you miss him so much." "And you're still thinking about that, okay?" "How's that?" "Louder!" "Clap hands!" "Louder!" "Boss, you sing so well." "Boss is over there." "What's up?" "Did you listen to my singing?" "Don Guo, you sang so well." "It's good though." "It's nice." "Piss off..." "Boss..." "What's it?" "He's the cartoonist." "Hi, boss." "You are the cartoonist?" "Your look is funny though." "How would you like to get drunk tonight?" "Brandy, red wine, women, cannabis..." "We've everything here." "Boss is asking how you would like to get drunk." "Boss... well..." "May I tell the story before I get drunk?" "Okay, Punk, you should learn this, that's what we call professional." "Give him a drink." "Shouldn't you thank boss?" "Drink up." "Thanks..." "Boss, I'd like to start now." "Go ahead..." "In this story, there shouldn't be anyone die... but so many people died at the end." "It's a story with a bright and shiny beginning and with a dark and eerie ending." "This story tells 4 kinds of people." "First kind, those who think they are being well but in fact they are just too befuddled." "Second kind, they are being well because they are befuddled." "Third kind... they fail to appreciate that they have been being well." "Lastly, they don't know whether they are being well or not because they've never thought of that." "The End." "Funny?" "Is it funny?" "Funny?" "Is that good?" "Good, it's very good." "Okay, get on to work tomorrow." "Make your story into comics." "Or even cartoon movie will do, right?" "Shouldn't you say thanks to your boss?" "Drink it." "Drink up!" "Cheers..." "Cheers!" "Be careful!" "Hello?" "Julia." "I'm so happy..." "Yes..." "I'm gonna have my own comic." "Hello?" "Why don't you say something?" "Why don't you care about me?" "Are you upset?" "But I'm so excited now..." "I'm gonna have my own comic." "In fact I'm so upset because I can't live without you." "Sorry, man." "He just sat with Don Guo." "Nice meeting you..." "Donna Dragon..." "Say hello to Donna Dragon." "Hi, Donna Dragon..." "You guys should say hello to Don Guo too." "Hi, Don Guo..." "Get lost!" "Go, take a seat." "Come on, have a drink." "Yours?" "Yes." "Has your venereal disease healed?" "Yes..." "No, I never had that!" "Are you asking for a fight?" "I'm... still finding who your Cicisbeo is." "I don't have one." "If not?" "Why did you kick me out of our home?" "I told you a thousand times, I was going through menopause." "Just an excuse." "I haven't done that with anyone for so many years." "Tonight, I want to do it with you... to have finger-guessing game!" "Drink!" "Hi" "Your cigarettes?" "Take the whole pack." "Just now... thanks." "For what?" "You praised my story." "I say it's good because it's good." "Someday I will name a character after you." "You know my name?" "Fong May Fong." "I've something to tell you." "Can we find a quiet place for that?" "I just want to find a quiet place to talk." "I just want to have a talk." "What are you trying to say?" "I do have something to say, but..." "I can't think of the main point." "How could you be a writer?" "I could if I'm not distracted." "Now I got it." "What drug did you take?" "You're so cute?" "Fong, don't do it here." "Where do you want then?" "No... don't get me wrong..." "I mean, don't work here anymore." "Do you have money then?" "No." "You've no money, I wouldn't be your girl." "Then let me tell you a story." "What story?" "Once upon a time, there's a little match girl." "No... should be a princess." "But she doesn't know her true identity." "This princess goes to a bad school." "Her classmates are from all walks of life." "None of them are good stuff." "The teachers there just won't give a damn." "What they care most is not the students, but the tuition fee." "The princess is so lost and miserable." "Hoping someone may help her, but her hope is in vain." "Until one day, she's met a prince." "The prince is so nice and willing to give her everything." "So the princess is willing to give whatever the prince wants." "But, one day... the prince turns into a frog." "While the princess turns to compensated-dating." "Excuse me, I'm not into compensated-dating." "I'm a sex-worker." "Then I do wish that... the sex worker will turn back into a princess tomorrow." "What makes you think I'll listen to you?" "My heart." "I guess, my wish is not that demanding" "Do you have demanding wishes?" "Yes." "I'd like you to quit smoking after this pack." "Are you trying to mess with me?" "What do you want?" "I will chop you up!" "It's occupied." "What kind of attitude is this?" "Someone's still inside..." "Mr. Chan." "Take your time..." "I'm going back to work." "What do you want then?" "What do you mean?" "It's been so many years, you've never given in to me once." "If I don't give in, would you be standing here alive?" "You, traitor, shouldn't say the other way round." "I'm gonna settle this with you." "Don't know who owes who." "Let's talk about that inside." "Let's go." "Buddy!" "Don Guo has something to announce." "I've been loving Donna Dragon for so many years." "Today, Donna Dragon finally promised to re-marry me." "We will have the wedding ceremony tomorrow." "Why tomorrow?" "Tonight's still young." "Okay!" "Starting from tonight, your boss is my boss." "My boss is your boss." "We are brothers and sisters then." "Our bosses are having a good time together." "We small potatoes should also enjoy ourselves." "It'd be frustrated during the bad times." "Losing all the hope and fooling around." "Just like a dead man walking." "Life is like the waves in the sea." "There would be ups and downs." "Good luck or bad luck." "You still have to live everyday anyway." "30% depends on fate, 70% depends on effort." "You've to fight in order to win." "(A tender-loving-care young man who brings) (along tissue paper." "Phone number: 64897123.)" "Hello..." "Julia?" "You finally called me." "Hello..." "Could someone die in your story?" "That's why we say, life is impermanent." "Are you rushing to hell?" "Hello?" "(Fireworks in nightclub) (caused devastating fire.)" "The meal is ready." "Give me one minute." "But I'd like a better world." "You just go ahead then." "I'll leave them here, you take this to someone who have say." "Spongy Chicken." "One please..." "Well... no thanks." "There's nothing else, just these." "Leave that to others." "Spongy Chicken." "Why did you slam on my car?" "I am asking you, are you rushing to hell?" "Bro, my wife is gonna give birth." "Give me one minute." "We're just earning our livings." "I'll leave in one minute." "Congratulations." "I'm married." "Thanks for coming, have a seat." "Granny, look here." "Luk!" "Ling Ling?" "You are so slim that I can't recognize you." "Congratulations..." "Thanks..." "Where's the groom?" "He's downstairs." "Isn't here Chan  Lee's Wedding?" "It's such a coincidence, all three floors are booked by "Chan  Lee's wedding"." "Then why are you here?" "The washroom downstairs is packed, so I try this floor." "Let's go..." "Hello?" "Luk?" "I'm Mr. Chan, I'm in karaoke with boss." "Don't say that I won't give you a chance." "Will someone die in your story?" "I do want a better world." "Fong May Fong." "Do I know you?" "You dropped your student ID." "It's yours." "Thanks." "I like your school uniform." "Don't get me wrong, I'm an old boy of your school." "I did have 2A's and 4B's in HKCEE." "So the legend is true." "One has to be self-reliant." "Try your best, don't waste yourself." "Julia?" "Why is there no one died today?"