"Hey, everybody!" "How are you doing?" "Well, we're finally here, Episode 25." "The last episode of our first season." "But, before we get started, we'd like to show you another quick sneak peak of our upcoming Where The Bears Are Season 1 DVD!" "And, this DVD is chock full of extras including a 20-minute Christmas Special that you can only get on the DVD." "Where Detective Winters and my character...um...watch this..." "Am I a person of interest in another murder investigation?" "You are a person of interest." "to me!" "Yes, oh, yes, let's get that shirt off!" "Yeah, you want some of this?" "Okay, that was just hot." "Oh, my God, really hot." "And, you can only get it if you buy our upcoming Season 1 DVD." "Plus the DVD features the uncensored full-length feature version of our show with nudity." "And, an all new opening credit sequence bloopers, outtakes, deleted scenes clips from Wood's famous web cam show." "Now, as you know we are completely self-financed so.." "Have we said that before?" "I think they know that." "I think we've mentioned it a few times." "So, it's only with your help we will be able to do a Season 2." "#SelfFinanced on Twitter" "And, we can eat, too!" "Yes because we never do enough of that." "Yeah, we don't eat enough." "Feed the bears." "But, seriously, we really do need every single person who's watched our show this entire season to buy DVD if we're going to continue." "So please buy 1, buy 2, buy hundreds for your friends." "Go to our online store at wherethebearsare.tv right now and order your DVD today!" "Oh, and one last thing." "The episodes maybe ending after today." "But we have a lot more surprises in store for you so be sure to continue to "like us" on our Facebook page and check wherethebearsare.tv every Monday and Thursday." "Because we're going to be posting some more clips maybe a few surprises and maybe some stuff we just post on a whim." "So, thank you all for watching and thank you for your support." "Thank you, thank you very much, we uh... this has been one of the most rewarding experiences that that we've ever had and words can't really express how grateful we are to all of you." "Absolutely, so thank you so very, very much." "So, sit back, relax and enjoy the Season Finale of Where the Bears Are." "Bye!" "There's his car, he must be here!" "Who's car is this?" "Oh, that's Cyril's, we made out in it last week." "Nelson!" "Check upstairs, I'll look down here." "Nelson!" "Nelson!" "Nelson!" "I need some water." "Reggie." "What are you doing here?" "You killed him." "You killed Nelson!" "You killed my best friend!" "What have you done with him?" "I asked you a question!" "Wood, ease up!" "Wood!" "(Cough) I didn't do anything with him." "He found emails on my computer to J Cub." "They were threats, I didn't write them, I swear!" "Liar!" "Liar!" "Get off of him!" "Where is he?" "I don't know!" "He hit me over the head with my computer" "I just woke up." "Well, where's Cyril?" "Cyril?" "You mean my old roommate, Cyril?" "Yes he owns this place." "You didn't know that?" "You were roommates with J Cub AND Cyril?" "(nod yes) What does that mean?" "Cyril, listen to me!" "You can't kill me!" "Think about it!" "Think of the devastating effect this will have on the Hollywood entertainment community!" "You'll be reviled for killing a beloved celebrity." "A beloved celebrity?" "Nelson, honestly," "I think Hollywood will survive without you." "Besides, they'll always have that fat guy from "Lost."" "Oh, Hell no!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "That's it, Nelson, get your heart rate up, all the more convincing to the coroner!" "They didn't drive so they have to be on foot." "How are we gonna find him?" "Wait, I know." "Nelson has a profile on Growlr." "If he has his phone on we can track him by proximity." "Brilliant." "I don't see his profile." "Oh, wait!" "He took down his profile when he started dating Hot Toddy." "He did?" "That's kind of sweet, isn't it?" "Yeah, and it's about to get him killed!" "I told him he was moving too fast!" "Wait a minute, Cyril's got a profile on here." "And he's only 0.2 miles away!" "Okay, let's go!" "This way, this way!" "Okay, it says now that he's only 0.1 mile away." "Which way do we go?" "Let's go that way." "Maybe he took him to Cathedral City Boys Club." "He wants to murder him not suck his dick in the sauna." "Moron." "It's obvious." "He's going to the desert." "I'm really starting to like this guy." "Well, it's not totally obvious!" "Ugh!" "Ahh!" "Alright, let's finish this!" "Oh, by the way, Nelson, you will live on." "My next stop is Boise, Idaho." "And my next persona is Nelson, the self-deluded theatre queen." "No!" "Ready for your final curtain call?" "Get him Wood!" "Baby, are you okay?" "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm okay." "Stop it, Cyril, you're giving me a "woody."" "I'm really so sorry I didn't believe you." "I'm just glad you're safe." "I'm calling the police." "I can't get any service." "I can't believe I hit you over the head with your laptop." "I know." "It's okay" "If I had seen those emails, I probably would have done the same thing, too." "Yeah, you know, I feel horrible." "I can't believe I let myself think you were guilty." "You know what?" "I got to be honest." "I think the reason I let myself think you were guilty is because" "What's a guy like you doing with a guy like me?" "Hey, come on." "Now look I think you are incredibly sexy." "And, I've been with plenty of "muscle bears" and "gym bunnies" and guys with six percent body fat or whatever" "But you know what, it's just" "It looks nice on the outside, but it's just covering up a big mess on the inside." "With you I get both." "Beautiful inside AND out." "And, that makes me very lucky." "And, I'm smart enough to know that's the sort of thing you hang on to." "Awe." "(mouthed) He's so fucking hot." "You know I always did say they made the cutest couple." "What?" "No, you didn't." "You were like, he's a..." "Todd" "Let me be the first to apologize on behalf of Wood, who refused to believe in you." "Look, guys, no sweat." "You were just looking out for your friend." "That makes you kings in my book." "So, now, who wants Martinis?" "Me." "I do." "Yes, please." "You guys aren't checking out my ass, are you?" "No." "No." "I was." "Well, I was." "Listen guys, I feel like I should say something." "You don't have to say anything." "No, no, I want to." "I want to thank you for saving my life." "Well, I love you." "I'd be lost without you two." "You guys..." "Don't say it!" "Bear Hug!" "He said it." "He said it." "Oh, God..." "Okay..." "I'm swallowing hair." "All right." "That was sweet." "So sweet." "It was touching."