"In short, I was at a party." "A guy played guitar in a room." "Waow, you play super well!" "I said to myself that it would be good if I was told:" "Waow, you play super well!" "So I borrowed a guitar from Ben, he told me that a string was missing, but that it was a useless string." "There's a string missing, but it's a useless string." "I believed him." "I started to learn by watching videos on the Internet." "But most of the times I watched videos that had nothing to do with that." "One day, I started to get serious about it." "At the beginning, it wasn't great." "Then, it still wasn't great." "And after some time, it still wasn't great." "Thinking about it, I remembered all the times where Ben told me that something was useless." "A visa for the US ?" "That's useless..." "Here, take my bike!" "The brakes are broken, but they're useless anyway." "A spot on the eyelid?" "Don't go to the doctor for that, it's useless!" "After a cyst was removed from my eye, I decided to buy a new string." "It was better but I had to learn everything again." "One day I went on a message board, I learned that you can hook up with girls with only 4 chords." "The C, the G, the A and the E" "I worked hard on them." "I tried to sing at the same time." "It was really difficult." "I felt like trying to wank with boxing gloves while reciting the alphabet backwards." "X, Y, W..." "Fuck, I can't manage !" "Fuck, I can't manage!" "During a whole year, I kept working on it." "And one day: "My heart is so gray when it rains..."" "Waow, you play super well!" "In short, I play guitar." "All of this because of a fucking cyst on the eye..." "That's really cool, but what's the connection with me ?"