"Johannes and I found an apartment to start our life as a couple." "That's the last one!" "I'm so tired when I see you." "You could help!" "Too far." "I'm happy for you." "The apartment is nice, the street is calm, and a lot of shops near." " What?" " You have a letter." " Who knows I live here?" " Yourself." "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Episode 7- Future Johannes" "In 8th grade, our teacher asked us to write a letter to our future self." "To see how much we changed in 10 years." " What it says?" " I love penises!" "Why would past Johannes say that to me?" " Cause it's true!" " Just read it." ""Dear Johannes, how's the year 2009?" "Are Buffy and Angel finally together?" "Did Fox Mulder find his sister?" "Is Justine your girlfriend?"" "Who's Justine?" "We were in some clubs together." "What kind?" "The Sci-Fi club, the tennis club, and the "Buffy should be aired everyday" club." "You were friends?" "No, I never said a word to her." " You're looking for her on Facebook?" " Found her." "It's weird." "Don't you think so, Maykel?" "Shut up and hide!" "If my calculations are correct," "Justine should exit that door in the next 6 or 8 hours." "Johannes?" "Justine?" "Oh I was wrong!" "Justine lives here." "It would make more sense if you also had a letter from..." "Past Justine?" "Yes, exactly!" "Past Justine." "See, I received the letter from Past Johannes." "What it says?" "Well..." "Nothing." "What's your letter saying?" ""I hate everyone." "Everyone hates me." "I can't wait to leave this stupid school to join the FBI."" "There is a drawing..." "Of me and David Duchovny performing an alien autopsy." "Holding hands!" " It's nice to see you, Johannes." " Really?" "I saw no one since I moved and I have no friend here." "Really, you have no friend?" "No friend." " At all?" " At all." " Not even one?" " Not even one." "Prove it!" "It was my birthday last week and no one cared." "It's awful!" " Come on!" " It is horrible!" "I'm gonna prepare a birthday party tonight." " You don't have to." " I want it!" "I'll bake a David Duchovny cake." " A David Duchovny cake?" " Yeah." " What's that?" " I don't know yet." " Alright." "Sounds fun." " Cool!" " She was flirting." " No." "Arne made me follow you." "You even didn't tell her that you are gay." "She wasn't flirting with me!" "Yes she was." "Watch the video." " When did you buy a camera?" " At Best Buy." "I said "when", not "where"." "Look, it's right here." "But..." "She's flirting with me!" " What will I do?" " Tell her." "She was flirting with me!" "It could be a shock for her!" " How's your ego?" " She could be homophobic!" " I don't think so." " You're an expert?" "I can't." "Call Justine and tell her it's canceled." "I'm Maykel." "Here is the guy you're looking for." "I got you a present." " It's your birthday!" " I know." "But you made so many efforts for the cake and the party." "I owed you something." "It's on the table." "It's the best non-birthday gift ever." "Thanks, Justine." "You're welcome, Johannes." "Happy Birthday to you." "Happy Birthday to you." "Happy Birthday to you, Justine." "Happy Birthday to you." "Thank you." "Thanks for the late party." "Johannes did everything." "Since when are you roommates?" " You didn't tell her?" " Tell what?" " We..." " Bought this apartment recently!" "It's a point of view..." "Well..." "I don't understand." "I was living at his place before." "And then we bought this one." "Coffee is ready." " Did I say something wrong?" " No, just a bad day." "It's nice here!" "Thanks, I did it myself but it's not finished." "You have a good eye for interior design... and clothes." "Thanks." "Oh my God!" "You're gay!" "She takes it well." "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"