"* I'M GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK *" "* GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME *" "* FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE *" "* HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATION *" "* GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK *" "* GONNA LEAVE MY WOES BEHIND *" "* AMPLE PARKING DAY OR NIGHT *" "* PEOPLE SPOUTING "HOWDY NEIGHBOR" *" "* HEADED ON UP TO SOUTH PARK *" "* GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T UNWIND *" "* ( mumbling ) *" "* COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK *" "* AND MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE *" "( school bell ringing )" "YEAH, AND SO THEN..." "I PUT MY FINGER UP MY BUTTHOLE, RIGHT ?" "AND I WALKED UP TO KELLY NELSON" "AND I SAID, DO YOU SMELL LEMONGRASS ?" "AND SHE SMELLED MY FINGER AND PUKED !" "HA, HA, HAAA !" "OH GOD, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE !" "ERIC, I HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE." "WHAT ?" "I DIDN'T DO IT, KELLY NELSON IS A LIAR !" "I'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO BRING YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE." "OH, SUCK MY BALLS YOU GINGER-JEW-RAT HALL MONITOR !" "PUNK-ASS STOOLIE" "WHO THE F--K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ?" "I'M JUST DOING MY JOB." ""I'M JUST DO DA DAA DAAA."" "YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE A HALLWAY MONITOR ?" "BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS." "YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF." "YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF !" "Eric Cartman, report to the principal's office, immediately." "AW, GOD DAMMIT !" "( knock on door )" "COME ON IN, ERIC." "I'M SORRY, PRINCIPAL VICTORIA," "I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT." "HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO FOOLISH." "ERIC, THE REASON WE'VE CALLED YOU IN HERE" "IS BECAUSE IT IS YOUR TURN TO BE" "THE SCHOOL HALLWAY MONITOR." "THE HALL MONITOR" " ME ?" "YOU NEED TO WATCH FOR BAD BEHAVIOR," "AND MAKE SURE ANYONE IN THE HALLS DURING CLASS" "HAS A HALL PASS, M'KAY ?" "IF ANYONE DOESN'T," "YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO BRING THEM TO ME." "AUTH..." "AUTHORITY... ?" "NOW ERIC, BEING THE SCHOOL HALLWAY MONITOR" "IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, M'KAY." "IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU TAKE THE JOB SERIOUSLY" "AND THAT YOU DON'T ABUSE THE POWER." "ME ?" "* THERE'S FEAR AND DARKNESS ALL AROUND YOU *" "* THE CRIMINALS ARE ON THE RUN *" "* NO USE IN NOT HAVING YOUR HALL PASS *" "* I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL *" "* CUZ I'M THE DAWG *" "* I AM THE DAWG *" "* THE BIG BAD DAWG *" "* THE HALLWAY MONITOR *" "HA-HA HA-HA !" "HEY, KID GET OUTTA THERE." "THAT'S COOL." "I'M DONE MAKING MY VIDEO ANYWAYS." "HALL PASS !" "SHOW ME YOUR HALL PASS !" "WHAT ?" "OOOFFF !" "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS ?" "THIS IS THE MACE THAT THEY USE ON BEARS, FAGGOT !" "NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HALL PASS !" "IT'S RIGHT HERE !" "ALRIGHT, COOL, BRA, GO WITH CHRIST." "WHAT ?" "YOU CAN'T JUST PUSH ME UP AGAINST THE-- !" "* I AM THE DAWG..." "THE BIG BAD-- *" "OH MY GOD..." "WHAT THE F--K IS THIS ?" "!" "...AND SO THIS SHAPE WITH FOUR SIDES IS WHAT, CLASS ?" "KAWAWYAAAAAA !" "IKE BROFLOVSKI ?" "YOU LITTERING MY HALLWAY, BRA ?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?" "I FOUND THIS IN THE HALLWAY." "APPARENTLY, YOUR STUDENT, IKE, HAS A CRUSH ON YOU." "YOU GOTTA CRUSH ON YOUR TEACHER, BRA" "KEEP IT OUTTA MY HALLWAY !" "GO WITH CHRIST- HERE YOU GO." "I DON'T THINK THAT'S REALLY NECESSARY." "HEY, I DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO RUN YOUR CLASS." "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY HALLWAY." "* IKE HAS A CRUSH ON TEA-CHER *" "* IKE HAS A CRUSH ON TEA-CHER *" "HA !" "HA, HA !" "THAT'S ENOUGH, CLASS !" "( school bell ringing )" "OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, EVERYBODY." "IKE COULD YOU STAY JUST A FEW MINUTES PLEASE ?" "IKE, I'M VERY FLATTERED BY ALL YOUR LOVE NOTES," "BUT I NEED TO BE CLEAR..." "SEE, THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF FEMALE TEACHERS" "ON THE NEWS LATELY" "WHO HAVE BEEN HAVING RELATIONSHIPS" "WITH YOUNG MALE STUDENTS AND..." "PEOPLE MIGHT GET THE WRONG IDEA." "EVEN THOUGH DO ADMIRE YOU..." "YOU ARE SO SMART, AND GIFTED..." "AND SO MATURE FOR YOUR AGE..." "I DON'T LIKE MEDICINE." "YOU LISTEN AND YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY." "YOU MAKE ME FEEL THINGS I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE." "IKE, THIS IS CRAZY." "I'M YOUR TEACHER !" "HOW CAN WE BE HAVING THESE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER ?" "YOU'RE SO MYSTERIOUS..." "AND I CAN'T..." "AND I CAN'T..." "* AND I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE *" "* I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT I STARTED FIGHTING FOR *" "* AND IF I HAVE TO CRAWL UPON THE FLOOR *" "* COME CRASHING THROUGH YOUR DOOR *" "* BABY, I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE *" "THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE..." "I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE SUCH A WOMAN BEFORE." "THEY'LL SAY OUR LOVE IS WRONG" "BUT WE CAN'T LET ANYBODY KNOW" "THEY'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND." "WE WERE MEANT TO BE, I KNOW IT." "HOW ELSE COULD SEX BE THAT INCREDIBLE ?" "IKE MADE A NO-NO !" "( unzipping )" "* HEY THERE, MR. WIENER, WHAT'DYA KNOW *" "* DO YA NEED TO TINKLE-TINKLE *" "* YES, I DO THINK SO'... *" "HANDS, LET ME SEE THOSE HANDS !" "AHGHG !" "WHERE'S YOUR PASS- SHOW ME YOUR HALL PASS, BRA !" "IT'S..." "IT'S..." "I JUST HAD IT." "I KNEW IT !" "UGH !" "OOF !" "LOOK, BRA, I HAD TO BRING YOU IN," "BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY HARD FEELINGS AGAINST YOU, ALRIGHT ?" "HUH ?" "HERE, YOU NEED A SMOKE, BRA ?" "UH, OKAY." "YOU GOTTA GIVE YOURSELF OVER TO CHRIST, BRA." "I DO ?" "( coughing )" "JESUS IS LORD." "YOU CAN ONE DIRECTION IN LIFE," "WHERE YOU WALK IN HALLWAYS WITHOUT A HALL PASS," "OR YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHT, BRA." "( hacking )" "KYLE, I NEED YOU TO GO GET YOUR BROTHER" "OVER AT HIS TEACHER'S HOUSE." "HUH ?" "TELL HIS TEACHER I'M SORRY," "BUT I FORGOT THAT HE HAS A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT TODAY." "WHAT'S HE DOING AT HIS TEACHER'S HOUSE ?" "HE'S BEEN GOING THERE IN THE AFTERNOONS" "FOR PRIVATE TUTORING." "* SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT *" "* AFTERNOON DELIGHT *" "HELLO ?" "EXCUSE ME ?" "I'M HERE TO PICK UP IKE..." "UH, HELLO, IS IKE HERE ?" "( giggling )" "HELLO ?" "AGHGH !" "OH GOD" " I'M SORRY !" "I DIDN'T MEAN TO" " I WAS LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER !" "IKE ?" "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ?" "OH WHAT'S THE USE, IKE, WE'RE CAUGHT." "HOLD ON, PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "REALLY ?" "WHAT'S THERE NOT TO UNDERSTAND ?" "YOUR BROTHER AND I..." "ARE IN LOVE." "HE'S A LITTLE YOUNG DON'T CHA THINK ?" "ERGH !" "IKE IS VERY MATURE FOR HIS AGE," "AND YOU KNOW IT." "RING AROUND THE ROSIE !" "HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE NOBODY ELSE DOES !" "HE LOVES ME AND ONLY ME." "AND I KNOW I AM A GODDESS TO HIM !" "WHEN WE MAKE LOVE, HE CAN GIVE IT TO ME HARD," "OR SOFT AND GENTLE" "ALRIGHT, WE'RE GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE." "NO, NO, NO !" "IKE, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY WANT THIS !" "WE HAVE TO TELL MOM." "NO, NO, NOOO !" "IKE !" "IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT TRUE LOVE EXISTS ?" "THIS IS NUTS !" "MOM, DAD..." "HAVE YOU EVER MET IKE'S KINDERGARTEN TEACHER ?" "MISS STEPHENSON, YES, SHE'S VERY NICE." "YEAH, WELL SHE LIKES IKE A WHOLE LOT." "THAT'S GREAT." "YEAH, EXCEPT IT'S MAYBE NOT PERFECTLY GREAT" "BECAUSE TO SOME DEGREE, IKE AND MISS STEPHENSON ARE HAVING" "SPIDER MAN !" "I'M SPACEMAN !" "YES, IKE YOU LIKE SPIDERMAN, DON'T YOU ?" "MOM, THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO" "ABOUT IKE STAYING AFTER SCHOOL ALL THE TIME" "WAHHH !" "MOMMY, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU !" "MOMMY LOVES YOU TOO, SWEETIE." "WOULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND ?" "YOU CAN'T JUST EXPECT ME TO SIT THERE" "AND SAY NOTHING !" "NO, IKE, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING OUT FOR YOU" " FOR WHAT ?" "I WASN'T GOING TO JUST BLURT IT OUT," "I WAS GOING TO USE SOME TACT" "BUT YOU WON'T EVEN LET ME" " WHAT !" "NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR, IKE !" "MOM, I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO IKE" "ABOUT LOVE AND SEX." "SEX ?" "OH BOOBIE, IKE IS MUCH TOO YOUNG." "YOU'RE SO FULL OF CRAP, FOLEY." "WHAT ?" "I DID SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE." "TWICE !" "EXCUSE ME..." "MY NAME IS..." "BRAD." "AND I NEED TO REPORT A CRIME..." "ANONYMOUSLY." "OH ?" "WHAT'S THE CRIME ?" "WELL, I ATTEND SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY..." "AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS HAVING SEX WITH A STUDENT." "THIS IS TERRIBLE !" "OH MY GOD !" "GET A NAME !" "YOU DID THE RIGHT THING TELLING THE POLICE, BRAD." "NOW, WHO IS THE TEACHER, WHAT'S HIS NAME ?" "WELL, IT ISN'T A GUY TEACHER, IT'S A WOMAN." "A WOMAN ?" "YEAH, SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH A BOY." "OH, BUT SHE'S UGLY, RIGHT ?" "WUL, NO, NOT REALLY." "IT'S THE KINDERGARTEN TEACHER, MISS STEPHENSON." "THE BLONDE ?" "YEAH !" "SOME YOUNG BOY IS HAVING SEX WITH MISS STEPHENSON ?" "YES." "NICE." "NICE !" "WHAT ?" "NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND" "YOU SURE THEY'VE HAD SEX ?" "YEAH !" "HAS SHE PERFORMED ORAL SEX ON HIM ?" "I THINK SO." "NICE." "NICE." "SO, WAIT..." "WHAT'S THE CRIME ?" "THE CRIME IS SHE ISN'T DOING IT WITH ME." "HEY, HE'S TOTALLY UNDERAGE !" "SHE'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM !" "YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'RE SORRY, THIS IS SERIOUS." "WE NEED TO TRACK THIS STUDENT DOWN AND GIVE HIM HIS" ""LUCKIEST BOY IN AMERICA" MEDAL, RIGHT AWAY !" "( school bell ringing )" "GUYS, CAN I TALK TO YOU ?" "SURE, DUDE." "I NEED YOU TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THIS, ALRIGHT ?" "MY LITTLE BROTHER AND HIS" "BRAS, IT'S ALMOST CLASS TIME," "I NEED YOU TO START CLEARING THE HALLWAYS, ALRIGHT ?" "NOT NOW, CARTMAN !" "I HAVE REALLY SERIOUS PROBLEMS !" "DUDE, WHAT'S THE MATTER ?" "THE KINDERGARTEN TEACHER IS HAVING SEX" "WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER." "REALLY ?" "DAMN BRA, YOUR LITTLE BROTHER IS PRETTY COOL." "IT'S NOT COOL !" "IKE ISN'T OLD ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND !" "WHAT'S TO UNDERSTAND ?" "YOU GET A BONER, SLAP HER TITTIES AROUND SOME" "AND THEN STICK IT INSIDE HER AND PEE." ""STICK IT INSIDE HER AND PEE."" "WELL, OKAY FINE, UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO GET HER PREGNANT," "THEN YOU PULL IT OUT AND PEE ON HER LEG." "DUDE, I REALLY DON'T SEE A PROBLEM." "YEAH, I'VE GOT BIGGER THINGS TO DEAL WITH." "YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND !" "HIS WHACKO TEACHER IS LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL !" "THEY PASS NOTES TO EACH OTHER IN THE CLASSROOM." "THEY HAVE SEX AT HER HOUSE OVER LUNCH BREAK" "AND DURING CLASS THEY SNEAK OUT AND KISS IN THE HALLWAYS !" "THEY WHAT ?" "THEY SNEAK OUT DURING CLASS AND MAKE OUT IN THE HALLWAYS !" "HANG ON A SECOND." "MAKING OUT IN THE HALLWAYS IS STRICTLY AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY." "WELL, THEY'RE DOING IT." "YEAH, WELL NOW IT'S PERSONAL." "THE HALLWAYS ARE MY JURISDICTION." "IF THERE'S A HALLWAY INFRACTION GOING ON..." "THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE DAWG." "OKAY, JUST CONTINUE WITH YOUR MACARONI PICTURES," "TEACHER HAS TO STEP OUT FOR A SECOND." "UH, IKE, COULD YOU HELP ME OUT, PLEASE ?" "OH, IKE !" "I JUST HAD TO HAVE A SECOND ALONE WITH YOU !" "ALI BA-BA BA-BOO !" "I GOT YOUR LOVE LETTER, AND I WROTE YOU ONE BACK." "JUST ONE KISS TO HOLD ME OVER THE REST OF CLASS !" "HALL INFRACTION !" "OH-UH !" "WE WERE JUST HEADING BACK IN." "YOU GOT A HALL PASS, BRA ?" "I DON'T NEED A HALL PASS." "I'M A TEACHER." "YEAH" " WELL, WHERE'S HIS HALL PASS ?" "LOOK, JUST LET US GET BACK IN" "GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR !" "WE'RE GOING BACK INSIDE" "YOU LIKE BEAR MACE, ICE HEAD ?" "BEAR MACE ?" "YOU'RE GOING WITH CHRIST !" "AHGHGHGH !" "AND THAT'S WHAT I GOT, PRINCIPAL BRA." "THESE TWO WERE IN THE HALLWAYS, MAKING OUT." "SHE HAD THOSE LOVE LETTERS ON HER PERSON." ""IKE, I LONG TO FEEL YOUR ARMS AROUND ME."" "MISS STEPHENSON..." "YOU'RE HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR STUDENT ?" "YES, DURING CLASS TIME, WITHOUT A HALL PASS." "THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE." "I KNOW." "IT'S LIKE A HALL PASS DOESN'T EVEN MATTER TO HER." "MISS STEPHENSON, I WILL NEED TO INFORM THE POLICE." "OH GOD !" "YOU JUST DEALT WITH THE DAWG, BITCH." "( sirens blaring )" "SORRY, WE HAVE TO DO THIS, BUT THE LADY PRINCIPAL INSISTED." "WHAT'S GOING ON ?" "THE KINDERGARTEN TEACHER'S" "SUSPECTED OF HAVING SEX WITH A STUDENT." "WITH A STUDENT ?" "BUT..." "SHE'S A WOMAN." "YEAH, I KNOW !" "BUT..." "SHE'S HOT !" "WOW, I THINK I OWE YOU ONE, CARTMAN." "YOU DON'T OWE ME ANYTHING." "MY HALLWAYS ARE CLEAN." "IKE, I DIDN'T TELL ON YOU," "YOU GOT BUSTED BY THE HALLWAY MONITOR." "OKAY, OKAY, I DID HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT." "BUT SOMEDAY YOU'RE GOING TO REALIZE IT WAS FOR THE BEST." "YOU ARE DEAD TO ME." "WHAT ?" "I SAID, YOU'RE DEAD TO ME !" "I'M DEAD TO YOU ?" "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, KYLE !" "I'M AT THE POLICE STATION " "THEY SAY THEY FOUND SOME EVIDENCE, I'M SO SCARED !" "Listen, I want you to know " "IT'S OKAY..." "IF ANYBODY TRIES TO TALK TO YOU, you don't need to say anything." "Just leave it to me." "I KNOW A WAY OUT OF THIS." "TOM, AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER IS UNDER ARREST" "FOR ALLEGEDLY HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH ONE OF HER YOUNG STUDENTS." "THE CASE IS SHOCKING DUE MOSTLY TO THE FACT" "THAT THE TEACHER, IS PRETTY HOT, TOM." "IF THE ACCUSATIONS ARE TRUE, THEN..." "DAMN !" "UH, IT LOOKS LIKE THE DEFENDANT AND HER LAWYER" "ARE ABOUT TO GIVE A STATEMENT, TOM." "I AM DEEPLY SORRY TO ANNOUNCE..." "THAT THE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST ME ARE TRUE." "OVER THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS," "I HAVE BEEN HAVING PHYSICAL RELATIONS" "WITH ONE OF MY STUDENTS." "NICE !" "NICE !" "I KNOW MY ACTIONS WERE WRONG" "BUT I CAN NOT BE FULLY TO BLAME." "YOU SEE..." "I AM AN ALCOHOLIC." "OHHH..." "Yes, I'm afraid it's true..." "OH NO !" "WHAT ?" "I DON'T BELIEVE IT," "SHE'S USING THE MEL GIBSON DEFENSE !" "I AM A PERFECTLY GOOD PERSON, BUT WHEN I DRINK" "THE ALCOHOL MAKES ME SAY AND DO THINGS" "I WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO." "WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT." "DO WE STILL PRESS CHARGES ?" "WHO ARE WE GONNA CONVICT- JOHNNY WALKER ?" "POOR WOMAN, SHE'S A VICTIM." "YEAH, SHE'S A HOT VICTIM." "MY CLIENT HAS AGREED TO CHECK HERSELF INTO REHAB IMMEDIATELY." "YEAH !" "HOORAY !" "GOOD LUCK, MA'AM !" "YOU CAN BEAT YOUR ALCOHOLISM !" "YEAH !" "YEAH !" "ALCOHOL IS A CRUTCH, WHICH WE USE TO MEDICATE OURSELVES," "TO COVER UP EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE FROM OUR PAST." "WAS THERE EVER A HISTORY OF SEXUAL ABUSE IN YOUR FAMILY ?" "NO, BUT MY UNCLE USED TO ASK ME AND MY TWIN SISTER TO KISS" "AND HE'D TAKE PICTURES." "NICE !" "CONGRATULATIONS, MISS STEPHENSON !" "ALL BETTER NOW !" "IKE !" "MISS STEPHENSON !" "IKE, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE." "THEY'LL NEVER LET US BE TOGETHER." "I THINK..." "I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO MILAN," "LIKE WE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT !" "YEA !" "MILAN !" "GET YOUR THINGS TOGETHER !" "WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME !" "( banging )" "IKE, YOU OKAY ?" "IKE ?" "IIIKEEEEE !" "ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT LYING, FOLEY ?" "NO, REALLY, I SHOT BOTH OF THEM !" "THEY WEREN'T EVEN DOIN' NOTHIN' !" "HELP, PLEASE, I NEED YOUR HELP !" "THAT TEACHER, MISS STEPHENSON, SHE'S LEFT TOWN WITH MY SON !" "I GOT A NOTE SAYING THEY'RE GOING TO MILAN !" "YOU'RE KIDDING !" "NO, IT'S TRUE !" "DAMMIT, WHERE WERE ALL THESE SEXED UP TEACHERS" "WHEN I WAS A KID ?" "THIS IS SERIOUS !" "YEAH, A BOY IS GOING TO MILAN WITH A BEAUTIFUL OLDER WOMAN." "QUICK, CALL THE FBI." "HA !" "HA-HA !" "HA !" "ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOTHING ?" "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, WE'LL MAKE A REPORT." "JESUS." "THERE YOU ARE- WHAT ARE DOING ?" "YOU GIVING UP, BRA ?" "DUDE, MY BROTHER IS IN MILAN, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO." "NO, THEY HAVEN'T LEFT YET." "THEIR FLIGHT IS TOMORROW MORNING." "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ?" "I HAD BETH CHECK OUT THEIR TRAVELOCITY ACCOUNT." "WHO'S BETH ?" "BETH IS MY BITCH." "I'VE PUT A WHOLE CREW TOGETHER, BRA." "I'M GONNA GET THAT HALLWAY-DEFILING SLUT" "NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES." "ARE YOU IN ?" "* I GOT SOME BAD-ASS GUYS TO HELP ME *" "* I ONLY HAD TO PAY THEM FIFTEEN BUCKS *" "* YOU THINK YOU GOT AWAY WITH NOT HAVING A HALL PASS *" "* YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME CUZ I'M THE DAWG *" "* I AM THE DAWG *" "* THE BIG BAD DAWG *" "* THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH NOT HAVING YOUR HALL PASS *" "THINK AGAIN !" "HOW WAS THAT, BUTTERS ?" "THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD !" "CAN WE GET GOING NOW, PLEASE ?" "YUP, WE'RE ALL DONE WITH THE VIDEO." "LET'S MOVE OUT !" "IKE, IS THAT ALL YOU'RE GOING TO DO IS WATCH TV ?" "I LOVE TV, YAY !" "BUT WHAT ABOUT ME ?" "I WANT TO TALK." "EVERYONE GET A GOOD LOOK AT OUR FUGITIVE !" "I WANT HER TAKEN DOWN FAST AND CLEAN !" "SHE RUN AWAY, NOW SHE GOT TO DEAL WITH THE DAWG, HUH ?" "BETH FOUND OUT THEY HAVE A ROOM AT THE AIRPORT HILTON." "WE NEED TO SEARCH IT." "HERE'S THE HOTEL !" "BETH, TELL LEEROY TO PULL UP HERE !" "ALRIGHT LET'S GO, MOVE OUT !" "HEY, YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR CAR THERE !" "IT'S OKAY, I'M A HALLWAY MONITOR !" "KEEP SEPARATION- LEEROY, CHECK OUT OUR 20 !" "CAN I HELP YOU ?" "YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN, BRA ?" "SHE'S STAYING HERE." "WHO ARE YOU ?" "* I'M THE DAWG *" "* THE BIG, BAD, DAWG *" "I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE." "BETH, BEAR MACE THAT GUY !" "AHAHGHGH !" "LET'S CHECK OUT THE ROOMS !" "LEEROY AND KYLE GO THAT WAY !" "BETH, YOU COME WITH ME !" "WE NEED POLICE HERE RIGHT AWAY !" "YES ?" "I'M LOOKING FOR THIS TEACHER" "SHE IN YOUR ROOM, BRA ?" "DO YOU MIND KEEPING IT DOWN." "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, BRA !" "( sirens approaching )" "OH NO !" "IKE, THEY'RE ON TO US !" "OH NO !" "HURRY, DARLING !" "WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE !" "WHAT HAVE WE GOT ?" "WHO CALLED 911 ?" "THEY WENT THAT WAY !" "LOOK OUT, THEY HAVE BEAR MACE !" "OPEN UP, I'M WITH THE DAWG !" "OH CRAP !" "YOU FREEZE, RIGHT THERE !" "COME ON, DARLING !" "HEY !" "I GOT 'EM, DAWG, FIFTH FLOOR !" "PRAISE CHRIST, LET'S GO !" "IKE, RUN !" "BETH, BEAR MACE THAT GUY AND THAT GUY !" "FREEZE, BITCH !" "FREEZE !" "HANDS UP !" "IT'S ALRIGHT, THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING." "I'M A HALL MONITOR !" "THIS FUGITIVE IS TRYING TO AVOID A HALLWAY INFRACTION" "BY SKIPPING OFF TO MILAN !" "HEY, THAT IS THE TEACHER WE JUST GOT THE REPORT ABOUT." "ALRIGHT, MISS STEPHENSON, YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO." "WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE ?" "ALL WE WANTED WAS TO LOVE !" "GET DOWN !" "WE CAN DO THIS EASY OR WE CAN DO IT DAWG STYLE !" "SHE GAWT SCARF ON HER HEAD, HUH ?" "IT'S ALL OVER, IKE..." "MILAN..." "THE HOUSE IN TUSCANY." "THEY'LL NEVER LET US BE TOGETHER !" "WE HAVE TO GO WITH THE BACKUP PLAN..." "NOW HOLD ON, DON'T DO ANYTHING FOOLISH." "WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS." "YOU CAN'T ACCEPT OUR LOVE " "SO THEN WE CAN ONLY BE TOGETHER IN ETERNITY." "NO, IKE, DON'T DO IT !" "IKE..." "PLEASE." "I KNOW YOUR FIRST LOVE SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY LOVE." "BUT TRUST ME, IT'S NOT." "YOU HAVE SO MUCH LIFE AHEAD OF YOU" "YOU WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE" "DON'T UNDERSTAND." "IKE, YOU NEED TO HAVE A LIFE." "HAVE FUN !" "THEN RUIN IT ALL BY HAVING A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP." "I'M AFRAID YOU'RE TOO LATE !" "ARE YOU READY, MY LOVE ?" "HERE WE GO !" "ONE" " TWO" " THREE !" "IIIKEEEE ?" "( splat )" "YEA !" "IKE !" "WELL, LOOKS LIKE, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAWG HAS PREVAILED." "I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED, KIDS," "THAT IF YOU DON'T GO WITH CHRIST," "YOU COULD END UP JUST LIKE THAT SPLATTERED BITCH" "DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT." "HEY KID, YOU NEED TO GET OFF THE ROOF NOW." "THAT'S COOL." "I'M DONE MAKING MY VIDEO, ANYWAYS..." "* THERE'S FEAR AND DARKNESS ALL AROUND YOU *" "* THE CRIMINALS ARE ON THE RUN *" "* NO USE IN NOT HAVING YOUR HALL PASS *" "* I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL CUZ I'M THE DAWG *"