"AN ALL CRAZY FAMILY" "What's life!" "Cars, shipyards, factories, money!" "Not like us, chased even from the grocer for our debts!" " Are you referring to our boss?" " God gives everything to some!" "He hasn't got everything." "He's preoccupied too." " With what?" " With problems." "You think he isn't chased by "dragons"... just because he owns a factory?" " Is he chased by creditors too?" " No, by family problems." "His two daughters are crazy... and his wife should be institutionalized!" " They're getting a divorce!" " Is that so?" "He got married to one of those noble ladies and made him a slave!" "She's out of her mind!" "I really feel sorry for him." "My wife wanted to divorce me because I'm broke!" "And he gets a divorce because he's rich!" " Are women in their senses?" " You tell me!" "George, you're hurting me!" "My dear, he's a tyrant who makes my flesh ache!" "George, what's the name of that guy in mythology... whose liver was eaten little by little by a vulture?" " I don't know, Madam Gina!" " Prometheus!" "No, dear! "Prometheus" is the name of a bookstore!" "Anyway, I don't like liver." "In fact, I hate offal!" " George, will you take long?" " Quite finished, madam!" "Wonderful!" "Mary, it is said that massage offers vigour." "Vigour!" "What an awful word!" "Couldn't they find another instead?" "Juvenility!" "Or something like that..." "By the way, have they offered you anything?" "..." "You're hurting me!" " I didn't come for a treat." " Good for you, my dear!" "There is nothing to treat you." "The girls have eaten the cake." " Have you finished, George?" " Yes, madam Gina!" "Turn around, please." "I'd like to dress myself." "Gina, I came here for a reason." " I met Stelio." " Stelio?" "Just a minute!" "I've heard this name before!" "Oh, yes!" "He's my ex husband!" "He's not your "ex" yet." "You haven't got a divorce." "Divorces take too long!" "It's terrible!" "Anyway, Stelios left home a month ago." "Isn't it wonderful being a divorcee?" "Is your hat new?" " May I go now, madam?" " Yes, George." "You may go." "Beware of trolleybuses!" "I'll be very sorry if you get hit by one!" "Don't talk like a jinx!" "Bye!" "Good bye!" "Isn't he cute?" "He's not a bigoted masculine, but he's so sweet!" " What were you saying?" " About your husband." "If I wore this hat, I'd seem ten years younger!" " It makes me seem younger too." " No, not at all, my dear!" "I must admit though, it doesn't make you seem older!" "What were you saying about Stelio?" "I like him so much!" " He wants to see you." " Impossible!" "We'd been married for so long!" "We used to see each other a lot!" "We've seen enough of one another." "You know, Charleston is trendy!" " What should I tell him?" " I have no idea!" "He always called me "senseless" and "naive"." "Me, naive?" "I forgot to ask you!" "How is your boyfriend, the pharmacist?" " Are you still dating him?" " Philip is my fiance!" "Of course, he's your fiance for 16 years!" " As long as a horse's life span!" " Gina, please!" "Anyway, what you want me to tell him?" "Where can he meet you?" "I wouldn't know." "If there is no hurry... we'll meet each other on Sunday, on Micka's wedding day!" " Yes, your daughter's wedding!" " At the chapel in Philothei!" "Isn't it romantic?" "I made a wonderful long dress of blue lace!" " Did you get an invitation?" " Yes, I did." "My lovable Sissy has been so busy lately!" " You younger daughter?" " Yes." "She's been studying the harmony of the athletic movements." "Or something like that, I'm not sure." "She gets so tired!" "Bravo!" "Come on, Dimitris!" "Play!" "Please, make sure that all invitations are delivered." " Today!" "It's quite urgent!" " Yes, mister..." "Don't call me "mister", but "sir"!" "We'd been in London for a year!" "Yes, sir!" "This job upsets me so much!" "Do it on your own!" "Get lost, idiot!" " What would you have?" " Half a glass." " Shouldn't you be in Syros now?" " I've just come back." "We went there to load a ship." "I don't like Syros at all!" "It's an island full of nougats and uphills!" "And today I had to take care of many tasks!" "Invitations, marriages..." "A lot of things!" "As a matter of fact, there was much more fun in London!" "But I couldn't get married in London, so here I am!" " Are you really getting married?" " On Sunday." "Then you need extra consolation!" "One more round!" " No, I can't drink more!" " Your love makes you dizzy!" "Not quite, but I have to visit my fiancee." "Three days in Syros was a long separation for us!" "Demi, should I offer flowers to my fiancee or to my mother-in-law?" "You offer flowers to your mother-in-law at her funeral!" " You've had enough for breakfast!" " See, Mary, how they treat me?" "I starve to death in this place!" "These are the only calories I'm allowed to get!" "I feel like a castway without any food!" "Yes, but each time you open the refrigerator, you leave it empty!" "Beware of the stairs!" "There is always someone who falls!" " Ciao, mummy!" " Ciao, dear!" "Come on, you!" "Get in!" " Who is this guy?" " Never met him before." "And you allow your daughter to bring strangers at home?" "So what?" "I meet him today for the first time!" "Sissy!" "Sissy!" " What's the matter?" " Who is this young man?" " My new boyfriend." " He's her new boyfriend!" "I forgot to tell you about him." "I met him at a basketball game." "We came here to listen to some music." " Why are you asking me?" " Not me, dear!" "Mary asked!" "If so, tell Mrs. Mary that you follow... an advanced pedagogic method with your daughters!" "I follow an advanced pedag-..." "I can't even pronounce it!" "Tell her that you don't allow them to be engaged for 16 years... with a pharmacist!" "And I don't allow them..." "Sissy, don't be so rude!" "His name is Miltos." "I left my previous boyfriend, since he danced awfully!" "My dear, this behavior insults Philip and me!" "How can you let her talk like this?" " We are not peers!" " What peers?" "She is 16 and you're 42 years old!" "I'm 37!" "Good bye!" "Philip will confront you for this!" " I'm afraid she's got upset!" " Vinegar does good for that." "Really!" "Vinegar does good for the cholesterol too!" "What are they doing up there?" "Sissy!" "Sissy!" " Not again!" "What?" " Not so loud the music, please!" "What house is this?" "You can't dance without being disturbed!" "Turn the music off, Miltos!" "Are you satisfied now that you destroyed our fun?" "Come here, Miltos!" "Let's go downstairs!" "This is my mother." "You can call her Gina." "We call her "Pasta Flora" since she eats a lot of marmalade!" " She's stuffed with marmalade!" " How do you do?" "Hello!" "Please to..." "Your nails are dirty!" "He was playing basketball!" "Mum, you know nothing about sports!" "Apart from playing basketball, what do you do, Miltos?" " I help my father..." " That's very nice indeed!" "I appreciate the children who are devoted to their family!" " And what does your father do?" " He's a pensioner." "Very good!" "I'm glad to hear that you help your father!" "Mum, why don't you leave us alone?" "Philio, let's go to your room." "We can dance there... without disturbing Pasta Flora!" " With him?" " Yes, with him!" "I like him, you can go after I've locked my drawers!" "Madam, if I don't lock them they'll damage everything," "Then, lock them, Philio with both of them inside!" "Come on, let's go!" "Hello, Pasta Flora!" " Micki!" " Good morning, mum!" "I've just arrived." "I had a lot to do." "I asked my secretary to send the invitations..." "I bought a dozen ties, I went to my tailor's..." "Mum, what should I wear for the wedding?" "A tuxedo or a suit?" "I've made a wonderful dress!" "It's long, made of blue lace!" "Lace doesn't suit me!" "My tailor says an edging suit is ideal for a morning wedding!" "The wedding will be hold in the morning?" "Yes, mum!" "We have to be in time in Patra to catch the ferry boat!" "That's impossible!" "I have to go to my hairdresser's!" "If I knew it, I wouldn't allow Micka to marry you!" "Dad also prefers a morning wedding!" "Ship owners started as boatmen!" "They are used to getting up at dawn!" " Micka prefers a morning wedding." " Forget it!" " By the way, where's Micka?" " She's not at home." "She went out?" " I think so." " To her dressmaker's for sure!" "Or she went shopping or something like that..." "I'm trying to remember where she went, but I can't!" "Where did she go?" "Ah, yes!" "I remember now!" " Good!" "Where did she go?" " To Venice." " Where?" " To Venice, Italy!" " When did she go?" " While you were away!" "We were invited to Karaboutou's, you know, Vangelis..." "We were all there and suddenly someone had the idea..." "Why don't we go to Venice to eat "tripe ala Veneziana"?" "I hate this dish!" "It's like the Greek one, but with tomato sauce!" " However, they decided to go." " Sissy went too?" "Unfortunately, no." "Her passport wasn't attested." " This is crazy!" " It is, isn't it?" "I don't mean that, Pasta Flora!" "I mean it's insaneness!" "We're getting married on Sunday and she went to Venice?" "Why not, Micki?" "Venice is incredibly near!" "By air it's even nearer than Sounio!" "Don't worry, I'm sure she'll be here on Sunday." "Micka is always punctual at her appointments!" " I'm very concerned, though..." " But why?" "I'll call our travel agent and ask him to find her!" "I would be very embarrassed if I got married without a bride!" "She'll be there, don't worry!" "If the bride missed the ceremony, my dad would be very angry!" "You're incredibly jumpy!" "How are you going to make a family like this?" "I wouldn't know..." "This is our family's stronghold!" " Taste: 30%!" " That low, signore?" "That low, signora!" "It's evident a wealth recently achieved!" "Are the pictures purchased by kilo?" " No, by acres!" " Good deal!" "At least, the armchair is comfortable enough." "After a long trip by air, you can rest here." " How about a drink?" " I never drink before lunch." "Pardon me?" "But on board you had two drinks!" "Perhaps you liked the airhostess' green eyes!" "No, I was frightened." "I always feel a bit scared on airplane!" "Especially while I was watching the Ionian Sea below us...!" " I understand you, noblest sir!" " "Grazie", my noblest lady!" "Wait!" "Don't say "grazie" Here!" "Now we're in Greece!" "Yes, but 4 hours ago we were in Italy!" "How could I forget Venice in such a short period?" "But isn't anyone in this house?" "Don't you like being alone with me?" "Very much!" "But you must meet the other members of the family." "Who?" "Pasta Flora?" "Pasta Flora and my younger crazy sister!" "There is also a dad in the family, but we see him rarely!" "He's like a valuable stamp!" "I'm curious to see how you gonna tell them our story." "It's very simple." "I have directed everything!" "It's like a choreograph." "Stay where you are." "Don't move!" "I'll present our fairytale as it happened." "What is he thinking?" "My my!" "What a beauty!" "How can I approach her?" "He's cute!" "These foreigner ladies are so beautiful!" "Waiter!" " Yes, sir?" " A Cinzano, please." " Dolce or Amaro?" " Amaro!" "Are you American, Spanish, French?" "No, Greek." "Waiter!" " Yes, miss?" " A Cinzano, please." " Dolce or Amaro?" " Dolce!" " Are you American?" "Spanish?" " No, Greek!" "All this happened yesterday in Venice, in a cloudy day." " It's time to call mum." " Why don't you postpone it?" "When I see an old lady after an air trip, brings me bad luck!" "What are you saying?" "My mum is not an old lady!" " Mummy!" "Pasta Flora!" " Who is it?" "Do you remember a daughter of yours called "Micka"?" "Yes!" "She's home to pay her respects to you!" "OK, dear!" "Don't shout like that!" "I have a headache!" "I came back from Venice!" "Many people come back from Venice, but they don't shout!" " Hello!" " Hi!" "Ah, it's true!" "You're home!" "Did you have a good time?" "Someone was asking me about you, but I don't remember who..." "Allow me to present you this gentleman..." " I've met him before, haven't I?" " No, but I'll have the honor now." " Do you know who he is?" " Who?" "My husband!" " Who?" " My husband!" " That was a crazy thing to do!" " Indeed, who gets married is crazy!" "But, how come?" "When did you get married?" "Unexpectedly, yesterday in Venice." "We met at 11:00 am at St. Marc's square." "We kissed each other at 11:30 under an arch of Palazzo Ducale." " Did anyone see you kissing?" " No, relax!" "We were discreet!" "At 12:40 we were at our Consulate." "At 4:00 we were married!" " So quickly?" " All accidents occur in no time!" "This is wonderful!" "May I kiss your husband?" "The unpleasant moments of marriage have just started!" "Now you have to offer us something to drink, Micka!" "Would you have an "Amaro" for this special occasion, signore?" "Just a bit." "I'd have a drink without alcohol." "Alcohol adds weight!" "I'll have a whisky." "Bravo!" "You're stable on your anti-alcohol treatment!" "Mum, wish us a happy married life!" "Of course!" "May you live happily together!" "Cheers!" "I'll have one more." "Why are you staring at me?" "Pasta Flora, I'm glad you don't drink alcohol... and you brought up your children with the same principles." "Of course!" "My daughters have principles!" "Micka, why you keep refilling your glass?" "She's right." "You can drink it directly from the bottle!" "The american way!" "What you're about to drink, drink it directly!" " That's enough!" "It's not!" " Do what I'm saying!" "OK!" "Don't be mad!" "I don't drink!" "Mum, what's the name of that Hungarian custom... when you break a glass to bring you happiness?" " Ulatsac!" " You know it!" "I know a Greek custom too." "You break a head to bring unhapiness!" "What a tough man!" "Ulatsac!" "Will you have lunch with us?" "Since you're married to us, you have to have lunch with us." "It's terrible!" "Now I have to prepare lunch on my own!" "Thank God, I know how to make French fries and boiled eggs!" " I'll have one more." " The hell you'll do!" "Andrea!" "Don't act like a cop!" "Here you are!" "How was your trip?" "Did you see any famous actors?" "This is Miltos, he's a basketball player!" " Is this your younger sister?" " With a new boyfriend." "Every week brings a new one here." " Haven't you spanked her yet?" " We never use violence in here." "Who doesn't like it, goes away!" " As your father did, eh?" " What is he talking about?" " I don't like him!" "You, Miltos?" " Not an inch!" "What about a bloody nose?" "That will teach you a lesson!" " Why?" "I felt like it!" " Get lost, bum!" " Why did you hit me?" " Did I?" " No, but..." " When I hit you, you can ask why!" "What is he talking about, Micka?" "Who is this guy?" " Your elder brother." " Come again?" " My husband, stupid!" " You mean, you married him?" " Yes!" "Yesterday in Venice." " Now you know." "Get lost!" " How dare you..." " Stop running around like a dog!" "And do your bravado acts in the gym!" "Now, beat it!" "What's the matter with you?" "You got married to this cannibal?" "You scared the hell out of them!" "You go straight to the bathroom to put some water on your face!" "The way you behave you gonna make me dislike you!" "Barbarian!" "Attila!" "Did you like this?" "Dry yourself or you'll catch a cold!" "Where is my mistress?" " Are you the maid?" " Yeah, why?" "Just because I'm a working girl, you think you can call me "maid"?" " Where is my mistress, I asked!" " I don't know!" "And when you're talking to me, I demand politeness!" "Got it?" "Yes, but Mr. Micki is here." "Should I let him in?" "I don't know, do as you wish!" "I don't know this gentleman, but he's in the house." "Wait here." " Are you a friend of the family?" " Yes." "Nice weather today, eh?" "So what?" "I'm not going to fly a kite!" "I'm a bit babbler today, but it's because I'm very happy!" " I'm getting married on Sunday!" " I got married yesterday." "Is that so!" "Congratulations!" "I'm so glad for you!" " I'm glad you got married!" " Merci..." "Marriage is a wonderful thing!" "If you're at the age of marriage!" "This is what my Dad says." "My Dad is a ship owner!" "I'm a ship owner too!" "All in my family we're ship owners!" "Are you disturbed of my marriage?" "Why should I?" "You aren't getting married to my wife!" "Of course not!" "Never thought of it!" "Then why you keep telling me this?" "Get married to see how it is!" " Pardon?" " You'll regret it!" "You must think it twice, before you pass the line." "What line?" "The line that separates married from unmarried men." " Never act hastily!" " You got married hastily, eh?" "Unwarily!" "Without knowing her!" " But I know mine well!" " The one you'll get married to?" "Yes sir!" "She's a wonderful lady and very pretty too!" "But above all..." "she's reasonable!" "That's it!" "Reason above all!" "Because mine is..." "Crazy!" "A bedlam alumnus!" " Its' bad, eh?" " It is, but it can be fixed!" "I'm not going to let it be as it is!" "I'll teach her manners!" " You'll teach her what?" " To behave herself!" "I'm sorry your wife isn't like mine!" "I'm terribly sorry..." "See?" "I got dressed in no time!" "Don't I look like an exotic flower?" "Hello, Micki!" " How do you like me?" " You think you're dressed now?" "What are you looking at?" "Don't you see she's all nude!" " Did you meet Micki?" " You mean this guy here?" " Sort of!" "He gets married on Sunday." " Ah, yes!" "I'd forgotten that!" "Now we've met, I hope you'll come my wedding." " With your wife, of course!" " Micki, that's impossible!" " Why?" " For technical reasons." "Ah!" "By the way, I have to present each other." "Gentlemen... this is my fiance and this is my husband." "Who?" "My fiance, my husband." "Andrea, I'm so sorry!" "I forgot to mention it!" "I was going to get married to Micki on Sunday!" " Get married?" "You and him?" " Honestly!" "It's true!" "I've even sent the invitations!" "Cancel it!" "You won't get married, you came second." "I don't mind!" "I'm exposed now!" "I've made a new suit too!" " Micka, tell him!" " I don't interfere!" "Why did you get married?" "What am I going to do now?" "First of all, your name's Micki and mine is Micka." "It sounds ridiculous!" "Micki and Micka!" "It's like a vaudeville!" "But why?" "It sounds great!" "What Dad will say about this?" "What Dad, mister?" "This lady has got a husband!" " Get a divorce!" " I beg your pardon?" "Let's talk sense!" "I'm the fiance." "How it goes?" "Engagement, marriage, divorce." "A 3-step process!" "You're the husband: marriage, divorce." "A 2-step process." " Two steps!" " You're nearer to the divorce!" "So, get a divorce!" "It's more logical." " Do me a favor." " With pleasure!" "Get out on your own, unless you want me to kick you out!" "What?" "I'll tell this to Pasta Flora!" "I'm the fiance!" "Engagement, marriage, divorce!" "3 steps!" " Explain to him, please!" " Don't fight in here!" "If you want to fight, go to the garden!" " Aren't you go in?" " I don't know if I'm welcomed." " In your own house, Mr. Stelios?" " Aren't you going with me?" " Ah, no!" " Please!" "No way!" "I had enough insults in there!" " I've done enough for you!" " Please!" "Good morning." "Daddy!" " Daddy!" " The gentleman?" " This is my husband." " Please to meet you." " Who?" " We got married in Venice!" "An incredible story!" "Remind me to tell you about it some time!" "Did you see how sweet my father is?" "How come you're here?" "You remembered our existence?" "No..." "I asked Mary to come first." "I have to discuss with your mother." "I mean, I had to... since you were getting married on Sunday." "But you are already married, so..." "But what about him?" "That's right, Daddy!" "I'm terribly exposed!" "I have to see my Dad, daddy!" "Will you excuse me?" "I'll be right back..." "This guy loses control in the first odd thing happens to him!" "You think that was a small thing?" "If someone else was in his shoes...!" "Why?" "Isn't it our right to dispose ourselves as we like?" "I felt like getting married to someone else." "And it was you!" "It's my right!" "Daddy, I'll call Pasta Flora for you!" "Would you like a cup of coffee?" "No sugar, right?" "You suffer from diabetes!" "See?" "I remember everything!" "Do I have daughters or storms?" "Tell me something, have you ever spanked them?" "No!" "For God's sake!" "If she asked you the sky and the stars would you say no to her?" "Me?" "It's Gina's fault, not mine!" "This was the main cause of our fights!" ""Don't do this, Gina!" "You're spoiling them, Gina!"" "She never listened." "She did everything her way." "So, I left." "They didn't send me away!" "It was my decision to leave." "And I suffer from diabetes." "When I get upset, it goes worse!" " But you love them." " They're my children." "I love even Gina, although she's out of her senses." "You think it's nice to be alone when you're getting older?" "But their craziness, don't tell them this..." "I can't stand it!" "Tell me something, dad..." "I can't call you "dad"." " Call me Stelio." " Listen, Stelio." "I don't care about Gina, nor about the other nut kid of yours!" "But I got married to Micka and I love her." "You'll say, this is an "express love"!" "Right, but I'll fix her!" "Who?" "Micka?" "If you manage to do this, I'll be nuts too!" " I'll fix her!" " Alright..." "Hello, Stelio!" "Why didn't you inform me you were coming?" "I could have prepared more potatoes!" "This is not a proper way to treat a kid!" " What kid?" " Sissy!" "You behaved like a barbarian!" "By the way, how is Barbara?" "It's months since we've last seen her!" "My sister?" "Why visit you?" "You're never here!" "Our separation doesn't justify her forgetting us!" "You shouldn't hit Sissy, as soon as she met you!" "I didn't hit her!" "But next time I won't spare her a good spanking!" " My, my!" "You'll beat us, sir?" " By all means!" " Did you listen to him?" " Good for him!" "What a triumphal ingression of our son-in-law!" "And I got exhausted boiling eggs, to have lunch togehter!" "Stelio, you're here!" "Good morning!" "How are you?" "Three birds sitting on the branch..." " Call that young brat!" " Call her yourself!" " I'm not at your service!" " Call her!" "Alright!" "The poor kid treats her wounds with alcohol!" "Beating is forbidden at such a young age!" "Pasta Flora, shut up!" "Why are you staring at me?" "Have you ever told her to shut up?" "No, she's always telling me to shut up." "Come here, wagtail!" "Did I hit you?" "No, but you were going to!" "Hi, dad!" "You told your mother that I did hit you!" " No!" " You told her so!" "Don't lie!" "You deserve a pair of buffets to lose your balance for good!" " Mum!" " You deserve it!" "Since I don't like violence and since we've just met..." "I'll spare you the buffets!" " Pasta Flora, set the table." " I won't lunch with you." "But why, my dear?" "Aren't you hungry?" "I'm not used to eating next to violent people!" " I hate violence!" " As you wish!" "Will you excuse the barbarian me from your table?" "Just a minute!" "Nana, is that you?" "Yes, this is Andreas." "I'm not calling from Italy." "I'm in Athens." "Yes, I came back." "Tell me, dear, do you still prepare... that delicious spaghetti with the anchovy sauce?" "Good!" "Start cooking, I'm on my way!" "Yes, I got sick and tired of Italian spaghetti!" "Nana, I didn't tell you the news!" "I got married!" "I'll tell you!" "We'll have a good laugh!" "Bye, darling!" "I'm on my way there." "Sorry, but I can't stay for lunch." "I'm invited elsewhere." "Andrea!" "If I don't come back in the evening, don't worry." "We'll meet again for sure... some day!" "Excuse me, the anchovy sauce is waiting for me!" "See?" "I forgot to ask the recipe for the anchovy sauce!" " Stop it, mum!" " What's the matter with you?" " Who is Nana?" " Why are you acting like this?" "I love him, stupid!" "I love him!" " Don't be like this, dear!" " Leave me alone, mum!" "And we're just married." "Only 24 hours!" "It's a shame you destroy such nice things!" "Are you relieving your feelings?" "You forgot this." "You can break it." " Have a nice launch!" " The same to you!" "Monster!" "Haven't you had any spaghetti in Italy?" "Not like yours!" "Doesn't your wife cook well?" " No!" " Then, why did you marry her?" "You were always telling me "Nana, I'll never leave you... unless I find a woman who knows to prepare ambrosia!"" " It was a stupidity at first sight!" " Stupidity or love?" "Same thing!" "I wish I could beat the hell out of her!" "Anger is the worst way to digest the spaghetti." "Anger is also a sign that you're in love with her." "Come on!" "Don't tell me that you don't love her!" " How about going out?" " Where?" "I don't know!" "Somewhere to have some fun!" "I'm very upset!" " Come on, get ready!" " Are you kidding me?" "My husband's away and you want me to go out?" "I can't." "You're deserting me too, eh?" "Very well!" "I'll go all alone!" " Micki, is that you?" " Yes." " Are you sleeping?" " No, I'm getting ready." " To go in bed?" " To kill myself." "Is it necessary to kill yourself tonight?" "I can postpone it, if you want me to." "Good!" "Let's go out." "Come and pick me up." " To go where?" " To dance!" " What about your husband?" " I think he killed himself." " Come on, hurry up!" " I'm already there!" "Good evening, sir!" " Are you alone?" " Yes." "A whisky!" " Let's go." " Where?" "What the hell!" "And now, ladies and gentlemen... the folk voice of the evening, Giorgos Zampetas!" "Mi..." "Mi..." "Micka!" " Did you see who is over there?" " Where?" "Over there!" "It's your husband!" "Is he still alive?" "He's coming here!" "Let's dance!" "I don't dance with barbarian Venetians!" "Venetians!" "Did he leave?" "He left!" " Let's go home." " But why?" "There is nothing interesting in this place." "Guys, as we agreed, right?" "You'll see her in front of you!" "She's in a green dress, with some beads." "She's with a fop in a tie." "Go inside!" "Come on, let's go!" "Here we are!" "I'll go nowhere!" "Let's dance!" "Hey, man, why did you throw the glass at me?" "Please, sir!" "I didn't throw any glass!" "It's not my style!" "You know?" "This young lady threw it, by mistake!" "Then, teach your chick to behave herself!" " Who did you call a "chik", man?" " You!" "You called me a "chick"!" "Don't push!" "We'll go back tomorrow and get our coats." "Zorro!" "Come again?" "Zorro!" "The tough guy who beats everybody!" "Now, as in the movies... the girl will fall in his arms and the word "The End" will appear!" "Why didn't you let me beat the hell out of them?" "Are you nuts?" "If I were in my senses, I wouldn't get married to you!" "So, you are my hero!" "Tell me, have anybody told you to make your statue?" " Micka!" " Why not?" "It would be nice to be the wife of a hero!" "You have the ideal profile for a statue." " May I kiss you?" " No!" "Right!" "I don't like your perfume!" "Tell me, may I touch your hair?" "No!" "Leave me alone!" "Please, have pity of me!" "I'm a weak girl!" "Don't, Andrea!" "Please, stop!" "That night we were on the gondola, there was the moon... that had thrown a handful of gold light in the sea..." "I was holding your hand..." " Good night, hero!" " Micka!" "Micka!" "To hell with her!" "Be careful!" "You stepped on me!" " Did you break the door?" " Yes!" "Well, you will you will pay... you will..." "You will pay for this!" "According to the invoices you have sent..." "Come in!" "Andrea, welcome!" "What brings you here?" "You may go, Phophie." " Stelio, it's all your fault!" " Eh?" "It's all your fault!" "Come on, let's go!" " Go where?" " To your place!" " My place?" " With your family!" "Are you out of your mind?" "Families are like people." "They need a leader to rule them!" "Otherwise they're lost!" "Do you get this?" " No!" " You'll get it!" "As soon as they placed you in the battle, you gave yourself up!" "This is not the way men behave!" "Men fight!" " With Gina?" " With anyone!" "Let's go!" "But they don't want me there." "Did they send you away too?" "No, I left them." "I left them and went back again." "And you know why I went back?" "Because of that monkey daughter of yours..." "I love her!" " I love them too, Andrea." " So, we're gonna fight!" "We'll subdue them!" "Stelio, I want you to be my ally!" "I see!" "In the end, I'll pay for the war casualties!" "Listen to my plan." "First, you go back home." " Do you know why?" " No." "Because you were living in a flat, but you have to return home... until you'll find another, since the renting is over," "No, it's not over!" "I've already paid five rents!" " This is what we'll say." " To Gina?" "Stelio, woman is like a horse." "If you don't control it by the throatlatch, it throws you down." "Woman is like a horse?" "Then why my wife is a donkey?" "First of all, you must get dressed better, like a young lover!" "I'll marry you to someone." "I mean, I'll remarry you." " I don't want to get married!" " No one wants that!" "They want you back, but no ones dares to admit it!" "Yes, Andrea, that's it!" "You read a sealed letter!" "If your wife and daughter realize that you're getting married... they'll do anything to avoid losing you!" " Who, Gina?" "No!" " She's not mean, just crazy." "If there was a contest for craziness, she would win it!" "Yes, but if you got married again, she would lose your property!" "That's right, Andrea!" "I had forgotten that!" "So, let me find a fiancee for you!" " A fiancee?" " A lady you're dating with." " I don't want a fiancee." " I found one for you!" " A fiancee for me?" " Yes." " Andrea, you're a genius!" " I'll fix your family for good!" "I'll fix them all in there and I want you to be my ally." "It's a deal!" "Be careful though!" "Micka is up to something." "My Goodness!" "It's not possible!" " What isn't it possible, mum?" " You're wearing an apron!" "Yes, mum." "What's wrong with that?" "I'm not wearing handcuffs!" " Micka, you're cooking!" " Meatballs with rice!" "I mean, I'm trying to cook some- thing like meatballs with rice." "This is not a meatball with rice!" "It's jumping like a frog!" "You know what, mum?" "He told me I'm unable to cook!" " Micka, I'm afraid you love him." " Who, me?" "When a woman is interested in his husband's stomach... she's in love with him!" "Don't talk nonsense, dear!" "I threw him out of my room!" "That's it!" "Don't let husbands take control over wives!" " I'll divorce him!" " That's right, dear!" "You've been married for 4 days!" "That's too long!" "Philio, let's hope that these things will become meatballs!" "If they won't, big deal!" "We'll dine in a restaurant!" " I'll wait you at Lagonissi." " OK..." " See you, Bella!" " Don't worry..." " Pasta Flora, my respects!" " You're home?" "How nice!" "I was wondering whether someone would come in this room." "I felt this place so empty, it started bothering me." "Pasta Flora, I didn't come alone." "I brought a surprise with me." "Pasta Flora, let me present you the mean wizard!" "Good morning!" "Hi, Stelio!" " How are you?" " Fine." "Let me see you..." "You put on some weight on your left side." "No!" "I'm OK on my left and on my right side too!" "Come, Andrea, let's measure the place." "Hold this." "2.80!" " What are you doing?" " Just measuring." "The house?" " Have you written it down?" " I have." "Well, it's 1.45 by... 1.20." "1.20." " Why are they measuring?" " Because Stelio said..." " I said nothing!" " Shut up, you said it!" "He had rented a flat, but since the renting is over..." "Yes, I couldn't stay at a hotel... because it made me feel like a peasant fruit merchant." "See, Andrea?" "I remembered it all by myself!" " Why are you measuring?" " He'll make some modifications." " Modifications?" " This is a revolution!" "Like in France, remember?" "Now I understand how that poor Marie Antoinette felt!" "Hold this!" "Pull..." "Get out of the house!" "Come on, let it loose now." "Leave it!" " Gina, if I bother, I can go." " You're not going anywhere!" "You know, mum..." "1.20 you said?" "Please, don't call me "mum" again." " Why not?" " Because!" "After "mum" come the "grandma" and then comes..." "The funeral!" " Why are you measuring?" " We'll separate the space." "It'll be a separate room." "We all have to fit in here!" " I don't get a thing!" " It's a bit difficult..." "Stelio, why don't you invite the ladies, as we agreed?" " We agreed on what?" " About Lagonissi." "We didn't say anything about Lagonissi." "Just about my fiancee!" "We agreed to go to Lagonissi and have lunch there." " Yes, right!" " It's not a bad idea!" "What do you say?" "Do you feel like going to Lagonissi?" "No!" "I can't stand an island full of hares!" "There aren't any hares there!" "Come on, it would be nice!" "OK, let's go." "Don't take your riffle with you." "Shootings make me upset." " Some salad?" " What if I put on weight?" " Vegetables have no calories!" " What are you talking about?" "Cows eat nothing but grass and they are so fat!" "Darling!" "What a coincidence!" "You left me alone today and here you are!" "Good morning!" "Lolio, why are you eating sauce?" "It's bad for you health!" "What is she talking about?" "Don't, Andrea!" "He loves sauces like crazy!" "She's right, Stelio!" "Sauces add many calories on you diet!" "Yes!" "How are we gonna get married if you are fat like a piggy bank?" "What can I say, madam?" "My Lolio is so greedy!" " Who is Lolio, madam?" " I call Stelio "Lolio"." "His first marriage was a failure." "His wife never prepared a good meal for him!" " Poor Lolio!" " And he's got two crazy daughters!" "Aren't you going to present me to these ladies?" "What is she talking about?" "Ouch!" "You stepped on my callus!" "She's right!" "You have to introduce your fiancee to the ladies!" "You're right, Andrea!" "I almost forgot it!" "My wife, my daughter, my fiancee!" " Who?" " His fiancee." " Your brand new "mum"!" " We're so much in love with Lolio!" " Say it, Lolio!" " I'm saying it." "Say what?" "As soon as he gets his divorce, we'll get married." "Now you see why we were measuring the house?" " To see if there is enough space." " Come again?" " Will you stay in our place?" " We'll be all together." "If I got it right, you're going to get married to this lady?" "You got it quite right!" "Excuse me, Stelio." "I don't feel well." "I don't feel well." "I'll ask your driver to take me home." "Madam, it was a pleasure..." "I mean, it was a displeasure!" "A great displeasure indeed!" "Lolio, is she upset?" "Excuse me, madam, will you get married to my father?" "That's right!" "Before I express my best wishes to you..." "I'd like to inform you that today my father... is escorting me!" "And when I'm escorted, I don't want any parasites next to me!" " Don't be rude!" " This is how I am!" " You're right, miss." " Mrs!" "You're right." "I met you by chance." "I didn't mean to spoil your meal." "I'm going." " Lolio, will you drive me home?" " Me?" "Let me, Stelio." "I'll drive the lady home." "Very well!" "See you in the evening, as always!" " Madam..." " Good bye!" "Good bye..." "How can you eat, after such an orgy?" "Come on, be over with your meal." "We have to talk!" " Remember when I was a kid?" " I do..." "We got along well the two of us." "You loved me, you were advising me." ""My girl, don't you ever tell lies!"" " Remember?" " Yes..." "Tell me, Stelio..." " Do you love that lady?" " Yes, I do..." " A lot?" " Yes, a lot..." "How should I know?" "I don't have a gauger!" "Tell me..." "Are you intending to bring her in our house?" " I'll bring her, yes." " And me?" "And you'll throw me out, like a beggar?" "Don't talk like that..." "Tell me, where did you meet her?" "I didn't meet her!" "Andreas present her to me!" "Andreas?" "I first met her today, while we were having lunch." ""My Lolio", she said." "I didn't know her at all!" "Then, why did you tell us that she's your fiancee?" "Did I say that?" "Andreas did!" "He told me that if Gina saw her, she would be jealous!" "Is that so!" "I'll divorce him!" "Don't do this, stupid!" "He loves you!" " Me?" " He told me so." ""I love her", he told me, "but I'll fix her for good!"" " He said so?" " Yes!" "I promise!" " No, he won't fix me!" " He will, my child." "Since he told me so, he never lies." "He's not easy like me." "He's different!" "I gave it away!" "See what you made me do?" "Don't worry, Stelio." "I love you and I want you back home." " I won't give you away." "Trust me." " Good girl!" "Micka!" "It's a disaster!" " What's up?" " Something really serious!" "Please, try to be calm." "Promise me?" " Micki..." " What?" " He's dying!" " What?" "And to think that two hours ago he was just fine!" " What happened?" "For God's sake!" " He had a car accident." "He was driving at high speed and ran into a lorry!" " It's not possible!" " I swear!" "I was in the club, when that reporter came to me... who knew that you were engaged with Micki and told about it." "He's in St. Catherine's Hospital." " He's seriously injured." " What an idiot!" " Is that what you have to say?" " He was always driving like crazy!" "He is to be blamed!" "I knew it would happen some day!" "Micka, you didn't get it." "I'm talking about Micki!" "Your own Micki, the one you love!" "I love him?" "Cut the crap, Sissy!" "I love nobody!" "OK, he's my friend." "I'll be sorry if something happens to him." "But I don't love him!" "After all, I'm a married woman." "I can't believe it!" "And I thought you adored him!" " I'm afraid you took the bad way." " Maybe..." "OK, it's all right." "I'll take care of it." " He's dying?" "We're losing him?" " It's very serious." " What?" " Micki had a car accident." "I'm going to faint!" "Andrea, do me a favor, please!" " Call at the hospital..." " St. Catherine's hospital." "Please, ask how he's doing." "If he's alive..." "Yes, dear..." "St. Catherine?" "Saint Catherine?" "Is that you?" "Did they bring an injured called Michael Hatzistavrou?" "Yes, I'm a relative of his." "Nothing left of his car?" " What did they say?" " It's serious!" " I killed him!" " What?" "I killed him!" "I am the killer!" " What are talking about?" " Andrea!" " Micki killed himself!" " What did he do?" " He did it because of me!" " Come on now!" "He killed himself, I know it!" "You know nothing!" " I torn the letter." " What letter?" "I've learned it by heart." ""Micka, a stranger came and grabbed you away from my arms. "" ""I can't stand it!" "I'll kill myself!"" ""When you'll be reading these lines... "" " Didn't you tell me that..." " Shut up, idiot!" "I'm acting!" " He killed himself because of me!" " Who killed himself?" "Micki did, father." "He run into a lorry!" "Poor guy!" " Did he die completely?" " Not yet." "He couldn't bear our breaking up." " He killed himself, dad!" " He chose to do it with a car?" " That's what suited him best." " He did it because of me!" "And I was ready to get a divorce in order to marry him!" "Sissy, I'm a widow now!" "How do I look?" " A minute ago you were saying..." " Shut up, I'm acting now!" "I must run, to be next to him." "If he dies, I'll go to a convent!" "Poor nuns!" "If he lives..." "and he is disable..." "I'll stand by him, to support him." "Micka, I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry..." "You shouldn't separate us!" "He really loved me!" " I'm going to cry too." " Poor boy!" " The car must have been destroyed." " Nothing left of it!" "Poor boy..." "He didn't seem able to commit suicide though..." "Dad, the big sacrifices are made by people... who consider them to be insignificant!" "Poor boy!" "Why are you staring at me so strangely?" "Dad says that flowers always thrill women." " Aren't you dead?" " Dead?" "No!" "It was us who should bring you flowers, not the other way around!" "What is this?" "Black humor?" " Aren't you dead?" " No." " Why not?" " How should I know?" " Didn't you have a car accident?" " No." " Why not?" " Who knows?" "Don't talk nonsense!" "We've just called..." " You're in a hospital!" " Don't try to scare me!" " Who is Michael Hatzistavrou?" " That's me!" " Is it Michael or Micki?" " Michael." "That's my cousin!" "But they distinct us by the name." "He's Michael, I'm Micki." "he must had the car accident." "Poor him!" "But we don't get along well." "We had a fight!" "He deserved it!" " So, you didn't kill yourself!" " Kill myself?" "Me?" "Please!" "Who do you think I am?" "Micka, what is he saying?" "But you sent a letter saying you were going to kill yourself." " Did I sent a letter?" " Yes, Micki!" " I sent it to whom?" " To me!" "No, I never sent you a letter!" " You did, Micki!" " No, I didn't!" " Yes, you did!" " Yeah!" "I remember!" "I didn't!" "Please, Micka, what you're saying isn't true!" "To kill myself for what?" "My dad has plenty of money!" " I didn't send a letter!" " OK, that's enough!" "We got it." "Beast!" "I don't get mad, everybody calls me a beast." "I got used to it!" "You know, Micka?" "We're going to Epidavros by cars." "A night excursion!" "Since I don't have a girlfriend, I decided to invite you." "I hope you'll have your husband's permission." "I don't need permission." "Only maids need one!" " So, you'll go with me?" " May I go with you too?" "Sorry, Sissy." "Two women together is not my style." " I'll seem like those Arabs!" " Get out, Saud!" "Cut your English and go, unless you want to end up to St. Catherine!" "It would be nice to watch with you... the sunrise from St. Catherine!" "I mean from Epidavros!" "If you make up your mind, give me a call." "I got upset for no reason and I left my friends at the club!" "He isn't able not even to kill himself!" "Why don't you send her to a drama school?" " She's very good in drama!" " Please!" "A hero commits suicide, leaving behind passionate letters!" ""When you'll be reading these lines... "" "Stelio, aren't you thrilled?" "Stelios is too busy to be thrilled!" "He's getting married!" " Good for him!" " Don't!" " To be with someone who loves him!" " Don't say more!" " Let me tell her!" " She knows!" "She knows?" " You told her?" " It's not my fault." "She made me." " You're a..." " Wet!" "A drama actress me, a director you!" "You directed it perfectly!" "A fake fiancee for you, a fake suicide for me!" "We're even!" "One-all!" "Please, guys, don't tell it to Gina!" "Stelio!" "I want to talk to you, before you get married." "I allow you to visit me into my room... on one term, though!" "To behave yourself!" " Come on, go on!" " But, I..." " Go on!" " I'm coming!" "Come, little boy..." "Oui!" "Oui!" "He's a golden hearted man!" " And you want to destroy him!" " I'm trying to bring him home." "Why?" "Don't you want him at home?" "He never had what we call "family affection"." " Affection?" " Neither you know the word." "I bet!" "Waiter!" "A Cinzano, please!" ""Dolce" or "Amaro"?" " Remember in Venice?" " All of it!" "The Palazzo Ducale, the quiet canals... those narrow streets..." "You know what?" "I'd love to go there again some day." "You want to go there?" "Yes." "Maybe it sounds silly and romantic, but I'd love to!" "We've never had a honey moon!" "We got married and returned straight to our base." "And we discovered the terrible character of one another." "What are you doing?" "Andrea!" " Is this the travel agency "Europe"?" "Yes." " At what time there is a flight to Venice tonight?" "At 10:30." "Via Milan?" "Please, book two tickets for me." "Thank you." "Yes, the passports are in order." "I'll come by to get them." " What are you doing?" " Arranging a trip to Venice!" "When two lovers are found themselves in a strange place... they feel lonely and they hold each other tight!" "So tight... that there is a chance for them to get acquainted." "I'm going to get ready!" "I'll wear pants for the trip, right?" "The fact is, Stelio, that if you get married..." "I'll have to leave house." "Naturally, we can't live here... all together!" "Are you really going to marry that lady?" " What lady?" " That brunette!" "Or was she blond?" "Really, what was she like?" "It doesn't matter..." "Of course!" "Brunette, blond, it's the same..." "Oui!" "Tell me, Stelio." "How come you loved her?" "I'll tell you..." "It was like this..." "and it happened that..." "Of course..." "You know, I have something to tell you too." " What did I want to tell you?" " Who knows?" "Stelio, you never know what I want to tell you!" "I remember!" "You know, I'll get married too." " Come again?" " I'll get married too." "I can't live all alone in this huge world!" "And it is so noisy!" "I can't stand it all alone!" "Stelio, if I get married again is it possible for you... to guarantee a sort of financial assurance to me?" "Now you really have to repeat it." "I didn't get it..." "I mean..." "Oh my God, this issue makes me really sick!" " A sort of a dowry..." " Are you out of your mind, Gina?" "You'll leave me, you'll marry another man and you want a dowry?" "Why not?" "You'll get married too!" "Yes, but I didn't ask you for a dowry!" "OK, it's all settle!" "We're going to Venice tonight!" "Excellent idea!" " Stelio, everything's fine, right?" " For you, perhaps..." " For me, like hell it's fine!" " Why?" " She wants to get married." " Who?" "My wife!" "And you know what?" "She wants me to give her a dowry!" " Pasta Flora?" " Why not, Andrea?" "I think a new marriage now, would revive me!" " Slap her!" " What?" "Hello?" "Who is it?" "Nana, is that you?" "Sorry, I was too busy." "You know, I'm a married man now!" "Tonight?" "Sorry, love, I can't make it." "I'm going to Venice with my wife." "Listen to me, Mrs. Nana!" "That's not true!" "He's going to Venice without his wife!" "What?" "You think I was dressed up like this to go to Venice with you?" "You're wrong, signore!" "I'm going to Epidavros!" " Where are you going, Micka?" " To Epidavros, mum!" "Have a nice trip and have fun in the doges' land, signore!" "You can go to Epidavros, signora!" "I'll go to Venice!" "Good bye!" "What did you do?" "It was silly of you to reject a wonderful trip like this!" "Dad, did you see he was ready to slap me?" " He didn't do it though." " What a gentleman!" "No, Pasta Flora!" "Some times a good slap is a must!" "Dad!" "Give it to me!" " What?" " The slap!" "Give it to me!" " But I..." " Come on, give it to me!" "Micka, don't give me such allowances!" "Come on, give it!" "Daddy!" "You should have given this slap 20 years ago!" "20 years ago!" "Good morning, dear listeners!" "Man should get up early, in order to be happy and in a good mood." "It is said that Methuselah was waking at dawn." " Did it hurt?" " Your hand is so heavy!" "As a matter of fact, I was throwing the javelin as a kid!" " Did I hurt you, Gina?" " No, it doesn't matter..." "But please, next time take out your ring first." "Look, you made a mark on my chick!" " A compress!" " Right away!" "Here you are!" "Didn't you go to Epidavros?" "Leave me alone, will you?" "Did he go?" " Who?" " Him!" " How should I know!" " You never know nothing!" "Go and find out!" "Where did she go?" "To Epidavros?" "With that good-for-nothing Micki?" "Thanks, Kostas." " Your coffee." " Take it away from me!" " What's the matter with you?" " I'm ready to commit a crime!" "To strange, to beat up, to slash!" " Who?" " My wife!" "I'll give her a bloody nose!" " No!" "It can't be true!" " Yes, it is true!" "Her name is Nana and Andreas stays at her place." " When did all this happen?" " Last night!" "What a scene!" "I've never seen an express-divorce like this!" "It seems that he is in love with Nana like crazy!" "Philip, I have to do something right away!" " OK!" " Excuse me, Evangelia!" "What did you said you want?" "A sublimate or acqua forte?" "A sublimate!" "You know, I'm friend of yours, and it was my duty to inform you." " Her name's Nana." " Thank you." "Don't mention it, it was my duty!" "I'm sorry, I have to run." "Philip is waiting for me!" " Have a nice day, dear!" " Bye!" "Monster!" "Beast!" " Who is a beast?" " All men are!" "Don't stare me like that!" "All of them!" "I'll get a divorce!" "Is that all?" "And you make such a fuss for this?" "Come on now!" "Get a divorce, but don't shout." "I have a terrible headache!" "Mum, this time I'm not kidding at all!" " I'll divorce him!" " OK!" "Am I to be blamed for this?" " Why you want to divorce him?" " Do you know where is he now?" " Who?" " She's asking "who"!" "At his girlfriend's place!" "Nana's!" " Where is your mistress?" " In her room." "I can't, Milto!" "My folks would never allow such a thing." "This is how it is done in the movies, stupid!" "No, we can't!" "How we gonna run away?" "First of all, they will lock us inside!" "You know what?" "You can ask my father for my hand." " He won't give it to me!" " Let's try!" "You think so?" "Get out of here!" "You hear?" "And don't you ever come back, unless you want your legs cut off!" " But why?" "I'm saying..." " Go upstairs!" " On the double!" " Bye, Milto..." "Upstairs, I said!" "And you, get lost!" "Out!" " If I get a stone..." " Get out you and your stone!" "Stelio, it's the fist time I see you so dynamic." "Where are you, Andrea, to feel proud of me!" "Dad, how did you manage to become like this!" "I'll do the same as you." "I don't like intruders!" "Where is he?" "I missed my flight." " Get out!" " Excuse me?" "Out!" "There are some stuff of yours upstairs." "Suits, some awful ties..." "Please, take them all." "And don't leave something behind, as an excuse to come back here!" "Micka, where are you manners?" "Shut up you!" "Did you get it, sir?" " He's waiting outside." " Who is he?" " Your ex fiance!" " Ah, Micki!" " Send him in right away!" " As you wish." "I don't mind!" "Pasta Flora, it's to correct a great injustice." "Yes, dear!" "Pasta Flora!" "How are you, daddy Stelio?" "You're always coming here bringing flowers!" "How did it went, Micka?" "Did you make it coming back?" "I didn't go to Epidavros." "My car broke down." "A lorry gave me a drive." "It was good you didn't come." "The lorry was carrying flour and I became like a pancake!" "By the way, we had pancakes for breakfast this morning!" "My dad loves pancakes too!" "You know, Micka?" "My dad told me something very wise!" "He said, I must act like a man, once in my life." "Good for you, Micki!" "Keep it up!" "You might make it." "I'll give it a try." " I have it in my pocket." " What's this?" "An air ticket!" "I'm flying to London." "I'll stay there for good to run our offices in England." " I'll be a man!" " Don't tell me!" "And you decided to go to England to be a man?" "It's hard, I know." "But I'll manage it somehow!" "Micka, my dad said it straight." "You don't love me!" " How did he find it out?" " Maybe because she married you." "Micka, please, tell me the truth." "Do you love me?" "Excellent!" "You see?" "I had to be unhooked from you!" "Now, I can look for another woman!" "I need a woman too." "Don't you think so?" "Of course!" "A woman might help you think right!" "I came by to say goodbye to you." "You are all so dear to me!" " You are dear to me too." " That's kind of you." "When will you come back?" "Perhaps never again!" "May I kiss you goodbye?" "Bye, dad Stelio!" "Pasta Flora!" "Micki, I'm very moved you're leaving!" " Stelio, should I cry?" " Not necessarily!" "It's not necessary!" "When you go to London, I want you to send me a make up." "Max Factor No 8!" "I really need it!" " Max Factor No 8?" "8!" " OK, we got rid of him!" " I think he left, eh Stelio?" "Many people leave today." "I don't like to bother." "I'll send someone, for my stuff." "And don't keep something, as an excuse for me to return." "I'm so sorry, Stelio." "Pasta Flora, you are the sweetest mother-in-law in the world!" "Three sons-in-law in 10 minutes, it's too much!" "Stelio, don't tell me you're leaving too!" " I've just came in." " Yeah, right!" "When did you arrive?" "Good evening, Stelio!" "Three birds sitting on a branch..." "Quiet!" "Please, shut up!" "I can't stand you anymore!" "A silly mum and a wet dad!" "And that... that..." "He left without a sign of resistance!" "But of course, there is always Nana for him!" "Nana!" "Stelio, don't you think she's a bit bad tempered?" "This is not a house, this is bedlam!" "And how could I act like a phrenologist for you?" " What did she say?" " Shut up!" "Alright, dear, don't shout." "But she said something..." "Hurry up, guys!" "What takes you so long?" " What would you have?" " Two whiskeys." "The music!" "So wonderful!" "For you everything is wonderful!" "I bet he's doing this on purpose!" " Who?" " Him!" "Andrea is here?" "I haven't noticed him before!" "Yes, darling!" "Yes, my dear Nana..." "I must admit that "clients" like you are really rare!" "You are the one who caused the incident?" "Yes!" " The gentleman?" " He's her husband!" " The lady?" " Just a moment." "Here you are!" "This lady's family name is the same as yours." " Indeed!" " How come?" "I'm his sister." "Why didn't he tell me that he's his sister?" "Not just his sister, but also married with two kids!" "But you acted like a storm!" "I feel sorry I pulled her hair so hard!" "By the way, I have to go to the hairdresser's tomorrow." "Stelio, who was that man in the police station?" "The policeman, Gina!" "Who else?" "A real gentleman!" "He let us go, to spare us the scandal!" "Thank God, Nana didn't sue us!" "How could she do such a thing?" "She's my sister-in-law!" "I mean, she was!" "Because now it's all over for good!" "You'll catch a cold!" "And you knew it, but you didn't tell me anything!" " What did we know, Stelio?" " That she was his sister." "And our silly daughter was jealous!" "Have you ever seen a man being in love with his sister?" "I've seen one in the theater!" "I think it was the play "Oedipus"." " What was his first name, Stelio?" " Theo!" "Yes, Theo!" "You're right!" "Three birds are sitting on a branch..." "Do you love him?" "You do, eh?" "She loves him." "Let's go!" "Does she love him?" " What?" "She made you wet?" " Good manners your daughter has!" "It's not a big deal!" "It's plain water!" "Those who get vitriol on their faces, what could they say?" " What am I suppose to do now?" " I'll take care of it." "Guys, take this and buy yourself some oil, for a nice massage!" "Take care!" "And keep in touch!" " Come on, let's go." " Go where?" "To stretch you on the clothesline and get you dry!" " Leave me alone!" " Come on!" "You helped me too!" "I owe you one." "After all, we're friends." "One hand washes the other and both of them wash the face!" "Am I a face or a gilthead?" "You'll sleep here." "We've got blankets, pillows..." "How are you?" "Fine..." "Tomorrow morning, Philio will iron your suit and you can go." "And I'll go straight to hospital suffering from pleurisy!" "If I see her around, I'll beat the hell out of her!" "I'll beat the hell out of her!" "You'll do me a big favor!" "And if you have any spare time, you can beat Gina too." "Get some sleep now." "That's right!" "Sweet dreams!" " What are you doing at my door?" " If I'll give you a..." " Bless you!" "You caught a cold?" " None of your business!" "Come in, you're ill!" "Would you like a drink?" "I forgot, how would you like it?" ""Dolce" or "Amaro"?" "Amaro!" " And you'll have it here?" " Where else?" "What about going to Venice?" " To Venice?" " Sì, signore." "Prego!" "THE END"