"Dragonheart" "Episode 5 Decoration chills and coniferous fever" "Luckily Dad found something good about the snow, so that Harry woke up again." "But it's unfortunate that Christmas is coming." "I don't want to celebrate Christmas without Mom." "I wish that Christmas didn't exist." "Are you coming?" "Brilliant star, you're so bright!" "Go to school alone, for heaven's sake." "Okay..." "Dad!" " The jam is finished." " Okay." "Damn crappy Christmas." "I don't want any stupid Christmas." " Shitty Christmas tree..." " Nisse!" " Pissy presents..." " Nisse!" " Hello!" " Isn't Christmas stuff great?" "Mm." " What do you want?" " I don't know." "And you?" "Some clothes and stuff like that." " Tage said you have a band." " Yes." "You can join." " For real?" "!" "Me and Rut?" " Yes." "You will tell your best Christmas memory in a small, short article." "Half an A4 page will be enough." "Then form yourselves in groups and read the articles." "There you have it!" "Farting santa!" "Shitty Christmas trees!" "Damn crappy Christmas." "I don't want any stupid Christmas." " Does Santa usually visit you?" " Just at Dad's place, but not at Mom's" "We're going to Thailand." "Sometimes they have Santa at the hotel." " How about you, Nisse?" " What?" "Does Santa usually visit you?" "Santa Claus is nonsense." "Do you want to rehearse with us?" " What music do you play?" " It sounds bloody awful." "But it'll surely be better if you join." "Nice!" "Mamma!" " Hello!" "Have you finished now?" " Yes." "Tage, now that we're here, we need to buy a tree." "Tage, what do you think about this?" "Can we carry it home?" " Nisse, what do you think?" "Is it good?" " Yes." "Here, Nisse." "Merry Christmas!" "Thanks." "Nisse, come here!" "I've got a Christmas job!" "On Friday I'll work as a Santa Claus at the mall." "Santa Claus?" " But it's the end of term assembly." " Yes, but after that." " You can't break anything there..." " Cheers!" "Cheers." "Oh Nisse, keep your jacket on, we're going on an adventure." " Now?" " Yup!" " Okay, but I have to fix something." " Okay." " Bye, Mother!" " Bye." " What are you doing?" " Rolle bought a roller for me." " It's great as a chin support." " Okay." " Whereabouts are we going?" " We're going to find a little tree that's just right." " What do you think?" " Ugly." "We could hang turds in it." " What do you think?" " It'll be fine." "Well, in any event, it's free." "Merry Christmas in the house!" " Where did you get your hands on that?" " In the woods." "In the woods?" "!" "I would have bought you a tree." "With decorations and lights it will be brilliant." "Won't it, Nisse?" " Yeah..." " Fine!" "Mom, you'd laugh at our tree." "It's the ugliest in town." "Why did Dad say you laughed like Goofy?" "Yes, you actually did." "Sorry, but he was right." "Can't we just ignore Christmas?" "!" "Even if we don't give a shit about Christmas, Christmas will give a shit about us." "You can celebrate with us instead." "You guys are bloody stupid!" "Nisse..." "Hey..." "You can be angry." "Everything's totally down the drain." "Mom is dead and Dad is unemployed." "But you and Nodi..." "you're healthy." "And you're the most important in the whole world, remember that." "Little Nils Berg, life is a shitty journey." " So you shouldn't swear." " But you swear." "But I'm old and ugly, and so it doesn't matter." "You know?" "We'll ignore those darn Christmas preparations, eh?" " Are you looking for something?" " Jam." "Darn, I forgot to buy it." "Have you seen the lizard?" "I put food in your room, but he hasn't touched it." "He doesn't like broccoli." " Where is he?" " He hasn't gone anywhere." " I've looked everywhere." " I saw him this morning." "Nisse, we have to organize things better for Harry." "Dad worries about you, and he also forgets to buy jam." "Now I'm worried about Roland!" "Everybody talks about Christmas." "I don't want to celebrate Christmas." "I don't know how to escape it." "It's not possible without Mom." "Is there nothing good at Christmas?" "Then we need to fool Christmas somehow." " How?" " Do you have something sweet?" "I'll check." "(Harry laughs and eats a lot)" "Get all the decorations, to begin with!" " Now?" " Yes, on the double." "Okay." " I couldn't take the Christmas tree." " Good, we could have gotten coniferous fever." " Coniferous fever?" " Itches like crisps in your underwear." " You're kidding, you don't have any underwear." " Of course, isn't it unfair?" "I don't want anything from any other Santa." "Last year, Mom was Santa." "It's the only thing I think about." "We'll fool Christmas somehow, you'll see." " Do you think so?" " Yes, clear as a ham broth." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat faxeholm( 2017)"