"(DOCTOR WHO THEME)" "Hello." "It's Tuesday, 3rd of October." "We're in Wells Cathedral, which is going to be doubling for Southwark Cathedral." "So outside those doors should be London, but it's not." "It's..." "It's the rather beautiful city of Wells." "And we're here for two nights." "And I'm about to be in shot, so I'd better move." "They've got Steadicams and everything, look." "Take two." "This is the bit where Kirsty takes photographs of me for continuity purposes." " Thank you." " It's a pleasure." " At least these'll be a bit different..." " They will be." "...to the usual photographs of me looking exactly the same every day." "This is my new DJ." "It's quite posh." "Yeah, none of your rubbish." "Here's Gugu in her posh frock." " This is my dress." "My shoes." " It's nice to have girls in posh frocks." "It's all too rare on Doctor Who." "Freema is in a posh frock, too, but she's wearing an actorly dressing gown, so we can't actually see it at the moment." "But she's got new hair tonight." "Oh, there..." "A flash of calf." "Yeah." "Just a little bit." "Everyone can see the rest later." "Buy the DVD." "Yeah?" "You tease." "Guys, can you head up to first positions, please?" "That's Dan, the 1 st." "Very masterful." "Well, Mark Gatiss, welcome to Doctor Who." " Well, thank you, Doctor." " In a different capacity this year." " Yes!" " Actually in it." "And right now in a babygro." " In it." " Yeah." " I'm in it." " Babygro and slippers." "I'm in it to win it." "Yeah, I play this elderly man who's escaped from a local lunatic asylum and takes refuge inside the cathedral." " Yeah." " But I'm thrilled to be here." " At last." " So when you were a small child watching Jon Pertwee in his smoking jacket up in the frozen north, thinking you might one day be in the show, did you envisage the squatting naked in a cathedral" " in the middle of the night?" " Actually, yes." " Yeah, funnily enough." " I always knew." "And, actually, this would be my ultimate Doctor Who costume." "That is a flesh coloured jockstrap, right there." " It is." " And you don't see many of them" " in Doctor Who as a rule." " No." "You used to." "Not since Kinda." "It's 3:30 in the morning in our first night shoot." "How are you bearing up, Sarah?" "I'm actually just about to check the directions back to the hotel." "What, 'cause you're that desperate for your bed?" " Yeah." "How long do you think..." " When do we actually finish tonight?" "6:00 am." "Which is about two-and-a-half hours away, right?" " It is two-and-a-half hours away." " Yeah." " And counting." " Yeah." " Although I do love my job." " Course you do." " How are you bearing up, Kirsty?" " Okay." " You tired?" " Yeah." " Are you?" " Yeah." "Are you going to make it till 6:00?" "I have to." "I don't get much choice." " How are you doing, Gugu?" " All right." "A little sleepy." "Sleepy?" " Loving my little blue robey thing." " That's all looking very cosy there." "No, it's not helping." "It's making me feel like I'm about to go to bed." "Well, yeah." "Admittedly, that's not great." "How are you doing?" "I'm sort of in denial about it, which is working for me so far." "That's God." "First time he's appeared in Doctor Who." "And that's an entire BBC film crew hidden in the transept." "Hey!" "Yeah?" " This option I like, too." " That's a lovely flap of skin." " Yeah." " MAN:" "I love your flange." "If only it were this easy." " Not bad, eh?" " Mmm!" "How long did it take today?" "I came in at 3:30, I think." "We were down here by 6:30." "Quite easy to take off, except the hands, which are all latex, and they take longer." "Yeah, this just peeled off." "It was amazing." "I'm hoping that when I get to 76, I'll be able to do it." "Actually, I'm thinking of inventing a genetic manipulation device myself." "Those teeth just give you the tiniest old man whistle as well." "I know." "It's great, isn't it?" "'Cause they're great." "You don't have to talk over them." " But they just have a little bit..." " Yeah." "It's kind of like chewing on a yoghurt carton." "Bit weird." "Practically transparent." "Can you see that?" "Yeah." "They're actually made out of a yoghurt carton, aren't they?" " Yeah." " Remarkably like..." "It's just like the old days." "They're doubling up as a spaceship later on." "The bridge in space." "What are we doing, David?" "About a week ago, we filmed Mark dead on the floor of Wells Cathedral and I closed his eyes." "But he has to return to old man state as his eyes are closed." "So this is the second half of that." "I suspect this might be a little bit fiddly and might take a little while to get right." "Well, the battery's going, so we'd better hurry up." "Ah, okay." "Cut." "CLARK:" "That's about..." "It needs to be dutched a bit." "WOMAN:" "It needs to be dutched a bit." "Good." "And your right hand over your left." "Left hand would be up." "Other way." "Other way." "Other way." "Yep, so that fits, sort of thing." "Mark's trying to check what he did a week-and-a-half ago, but he can't see a thing through his cataracty contact lenses." "It's all a disaster." "Oh, Magoo, you've done it again." "We're recreating Wells Cathedral inside this modern office block." "And recreating that shot absolutely exactly?" "Yeah. 'Cause in this shot, he's obviously young." "When the Doctor puts his hand over him, he's gonna look back and be suddenly old." "So, can I move you down this way?" "So, you're about there." "Can you look..." "The other way." "Turn your head the other way." "Exactly." "Like that." " The hand has got to do it." " Yeah." "It's 26th of October, and we're now well into filming episodes 4 and 5, the Daleks in 1930s Manhattan." "1930s Manhattan is, of course, being recreated in 2006 Cardiff, although our director and producer and some members of our Confidential team did manage to get a bit of a jolly over in..." "With a weekend in Manhattan." "Somehow I was still here, filming in the rain." "Don't quite know how that got divided up." "But they all had a very good time and shot some plate shots, I think, for us, but, basically, 1930s Manhattan is Cardiff." "We're about to go down the sewers right now, which is a fantastic set which I've just seen for the first time." "And, of course, the Daleks are back." "There's just something kind of timeless about them, and it's just hard to be..." "When they trundle on set for the first time..." " And action." " Miranda, who plays Tallulah, just saw one for the first time and squeaked." "Good script, and James Strong is back directing." "He was with us last year, and he's back again via a couple of episodes of Torchwood which he's done in the meantime." "So it's all systems go, really." "And action!" "It should be on the rig." " David, which Dalek are you?" " Hello, David." "I'm..." " I'm Dalek 3." " Dalek 3." "Bronze Dalek 3." "I don't see that me being 3 means I'm any lesser than the others." "I don't either." "I wasn't suggesting that for a second." "I just know they're very specific in the scripts as to who's doing what" " this time round, aren't they?" " That's right, yeah." "Why has that happened?" "It used to be just whoever was around..." "I know, I know, and now 1 will come in, finish for lunch, and then 3 will come afterwards." " Yeah." " But the Daleks are like that." "They're very pernickety." "But you would know that, being the Doctor." "There's obviously been unionisation of the Daleks..." " That's right, yeah." "...since we last met." "As you'll know, after anything becomes successful, people start getting fussy about it." " Yeah." " Saying, "Well, now, I want this now."" " Yeah, yeah." " "And I want..." You know." "The Daleks will be asking for things in their trailers." "Has it been upgraded internally in any way?" "Are the seats any comfier?" "No, it's just as comfortable as it ever was before." " Yeah." "Right." " Yeah." "Which is why I'm leaving my head off until the last moment." "Sure, sure." "Don't you have to wear a black balaclava or something?" " Ah, there it is." " Lf the viewers are interested..." " Cunningly hidden." "...I have a rather nice one here." " Would you like to see it on?" " It's rather silken." "I think..." "Yeah." "I put it on like this, and when the shot's about to happen, to make sure that I'm in a suitably Dalek frame of mind..." " Yeah?" "...I go like this." "That's nice." "It's nice." " And I think we can tell." " You should know this, as the Doctor, that the actors inside are really..." "I can feel it, and I know when you're not doing that." "Yeah." " It makes all the difference." " And I know you know." "That bit of tarpaulin is going to hide us from the evil of the Daleks?" "Yes, this will completely disguise you." " There we go, you see." " Well, it does work, 'cause you've just vanished." " I'm completely gone now." " You have, yeah." " There's nobody here." " Yeah." "Good." " I step out, and it's amazing, isn't it?" " That is." " David Copperfield would be proud." " It's growing." "It's alive." "What you're gonna do..." " So this is open in the theatre." " Yeah." " Climb down the ladder..." " Coming down the ladder, open, then close it 'cause it's all damp and horrible." " Someone's spoken to you." " They have." " I'm psychic." " I might as well just go home." "James thinks he's directing this, but he's not really." "I'm off now." "Have a good rest of the day." " Cheers, bye." " Thanks a lot." "Cheers." " Yeah." " Best of luck with it." "Cheers." "Thanks." " He's got timing, hasn't he?" " Yeah." "How are your slippers feeling in this dank and miserable... (HUMMING CABARET MUSIC)" "Nice!" "It's what every showgirl was wearing in the 1930s." " Do you want a flash?" " Yeah, go on." "Oh, steady, steady." "(TENNANT WHOOPS)" " It's very Fay Wray." " Yeah." "Cut." " Hello." " Morning." " Is that for the head tentacles?" " Yeah, and his eye as well." "His eyeball." "That's a freaky little creation, all the way round." "This is Eric with the top half of his head missing." " How are you?" " This is human Dalek in relaxed mode." "It's comfortable." " Is it comfortable in any way?" " (LAUGHING) No." " At least he's honest." " AGYEMAN:" "You look positively beautiful" " compared to him now." " Yeah?" "Thank you." "Thank you." "No, I think he's one up on me." "We've got everything today." " Pigs, half-pigs, Daleks, Freema." " I knew you were going to say that." "I knew he was going to say that." "Now, last year," " Dalek Cane only had one line." " Caan." " Dalek Caan only had one line." " That's right." "So you did it in your very low..." " Painful voice." "...gravelly, painful voice." "You will form a line!" "This year, he's got quite a big scene." "So is he still going to have the same voice, or are you going to have the same sore throat?" " He has got the same voice..." " Yeah." "...'cause, unfortunately, he's got the sexiest name." " Yeah." " Caan, you see." " That's a good, strong name." " Right." "But, yeah, so what happens when Caan takes over," "(PITCH RISING) he's going to start going a bit higher, and then he will be easier to do." "You saved the Doctor." "Why?" "Russell and I discussed this, and he said," ""Well, because he's become the commander, he changes."" "Oh, I'm glad this has been thought through." "Oh, yes." "You will die, Doctor." "It's the beginning of a new age." " I'm glad." " And we also gave Jast the least number of lines because he's ridiculous." "(IN HIGH VOICE) Because he speaks like that." " He's Zippy from Rainbow, right?" " He's a high Zippy." "Planet Earth will become New Skaro!" "I'm listening to this through this mike," " so it sounds fantastic." " Yeah." "When you hear this back, you're gonna love it." "I've humiliated myself, haven't I?" "No, you really haven't." "What you've done is humiliate the Dalek race." " That's what you've done." " They'll be after me." " Yeah, they really will." " They're in here." "Look, you see." "Look." "This is where I keep the Daleks." " Hi, Miranda." " Hi." " Hi." " Hello." "This is your last day, isn't it?" " It's very sad." " Are you sad?" "I am sad, actually." "I'm going to miss it." " Have you had a nice time?" " Everybody's really nice." "Yeah?" "It is the best job you've ever done?" " The best job I have ever, ever done." " Right." " We've got that now on tape." " Yeah." "I'm gonna show that to the producers of Spooks." " Please, no." " No." "Show that to the producers of Doctor Who." "They might ask me back and have a spin-off called Tallulah." "Well, you could come back." "The Pig and the Showgirl could be a series." " Could be." " Yeah, you could solve crimes in Manhattan." " That would be quite good." " That's a very good idea." "Yeah." "That was the name that used to be on your trailer." "So we're in the Daleks' transgenic lab today, which is in an old..." "I think it's a disused television screen factory down in Cardiff Bay." "But it looks fantastic down here." "Bubbling potions and demijohns full of coloured goodness-knows-what." "It's quite exciting today." "Welcome to a special edition ofThe Weakest Link." "I'm in a dressing room in Pinewood Studios because it's Tuesday 21 st of November, 2006, and we're about to record a Doctor Who edition of The Weakest Link." "This has been on the cards for about, I don't know, a year, 18 months now, we've been talking about doing this." "And it's finally happening." "And it's rather crept up on me." "I always had this fancy that I'd..." "I would swot for weeks before." "I'd be watching every general knowledge quiz on the television and studying atlases and things." "As it happens, we've been working flat-out and I've sort of not done a thing." "So I'm gonna have to rely on my natural brilliance to get me through tonight." "Yeah, slightly trepidatious, because suddenly one is going on national television and might look a bit of an idiot." "I suppose as long as I'm not first or second." "Or third." "Yeah, if you get through the first three rounds, it's probably acceptable." "But..." "Yeah, it'll be interesting." "We don't get to meet Anne before." "That's a rule." "She's in character so that she can remain as terrifying as possible." "I don't think so." "I think we'll do that again." "I'm slightly in limbo as well 'cause I got here too early, 'cause, for once, we finished filming early." "I came straight down the M4 and nobody else is here yet." "I'm the only one here." "I'm it." "Does that make me the weakest link?" "I hope not." "Or just a loser for turning up early." " Dude!" " Noely!" " How are you, mate?" " Hello, hello." " I'm good, man." "How are you doing?" " All right?" "Good." "How are you feeling?" " I'm ready, man." " Are you?" " Yes." " Are you taking it all away?" "You taking it to the bridge?" "I don't know about that." "I'm gonna try." " Yeah?" " I'm gonna try, yeah." "As long as I'm not out first, that's all I care about." "Yeah." "After the first person goes, I'll get a chair, I'll sit down, I'll relax." "I'll be like..." "Who do you predict is going first?" "I think it's bad luck to predict 'cause then it might be me, but..." "Oh, I don't know." "There might be some shenanigans involved." "Who do you think is going to win?" "That's really the big question." " K9." " I am K9, the Doctor's faithful friend." " Well, that guy who handles K9..." " Yeah." "...is supposed to be a genius." " I think he is a bit of a genius." " Yeah." "I think there might have to be some shenanigans." "Yeah." "But as Nick..." "Oh, there he is." "As Nick was pointing out..." " Oh, is Nick..." "...he might not know anything about what was in Heat magazine this week." " Do you know what I mean?" " Do you?" " Well, no, but you know what I mean?" " I do." "The popular culture references are where he might fall down." " Yes, you're right." " But I think he is..." "Or if I kick the little dog off the podium." "Yeah." "Let's all just vote K9 out." "Yeah." "I'll pretend I didn't hear that, but yes." "You've got a few shirts to choose from, then?" "Just a few." "I've got country boy," "American country boy, to sophisticated, to very gay, to kind of laddish," " to Captain Jack." " Ah, nice." " WOMAN:" "Quite a nice mixture." " Are you gay, John?" "Oh, okay, sorry." "We'll cut that bit out." "Yeah, don't tell anybody." "Nobody knows." "Sorry." "I've just been told to bank." "Scott said, "Just keep saying 'Bank"'." "So everyone's here, although I haven't met John Leeson yet." "I haven't seen K9, who everybody..." "The clever money would seem to be on him to win because he's a bit of a brain box, apparently, unless he's asked questions about Emmerdale Farm." "Although, to be honest, they would floor me pretty much as well, as it's now not even called Emmerdale Farm, so I got that one wrong." "Yeah, getting quite nervous suddenly." "And look, look, look." "Sweaty pits already." "Look at that." "Can you get that?" "That's not good." "That is not a good thing." "They've taken my jacket away from me." "I'm not allowed to wear my jacket 'cause it's strobing under their lights." "I thought strobing went out in 1972." "So, yeah, it's all..." "But everyone's here." "Everyone's slightly jangly." "A lot of slightly hysterical laughter in the dressing room." "But I'm getting quite excited and perhaps a little competitive." "Here we all are." "Ah, now, this is the K9 couch." " This is the K9 couch." " Hello." " Mat, how are you?" " Hello, David." "John, we've never met." " It's a pleasure to meet you." " A pleasure to meet you, too." "A real pleasure to meet you." "Now, the clever money's on you to win tonight." "Well, he's got to, hasn't he?" " Let's face it." " I don't know any of the answers." " That's the trouble." "K9's supposed to..." " But didn't you used to set questions for Mastermind, or is this a vile rumour?" " Yes, I did." " Well, then, of course you're gonna win." "But this was in the 20th..." "It was last century I did that!" "So, if there's questions about Girls Aloud, you might not manage it?" " Is that what you're telling me?" " Basically." "I bet you know." "I bet you're into pop culture." "What?" "What?" "I know a little bit about Monte Verde." " Right." " I know a little bit about..." " Monty Python." " Monty Python, yes." " Yes." " But that's about it." " So anything with a Monty in the title?" " Anything with a Monty." " Yeah." " Full Monty." "And the Desert War, the 8th Army." "He'll be great." "Yes." "Is that a particular specialist subject?" " Oh, no, no." " It's the first thing he could think of." " Yes, absolutely." " What is your special subject?" " What is your specialist..." " My specialist subject would be wine." " Really?" " Yes." " Ah." " Because..." "We're not doing Mastermind as well, are we?" " Oh, I don't think so, no." " Oh." "No, no." "But this is one of the..." " Well, good luck." " Thank you kindly." "How are you feeling now, Nick?" "I don't know." "I've gone into the numb zone, yeah." " How are you feeling, Claire?" " Yeah, all right." "A bit less scared." "A bit less scared." " How are you feeling, Noely?" " Yeah, I'm feeling all right, man." "I thought I would be first out, and I may still be, but, surprisingly, there's a few very stupid people here today." "So maybe I won't be." " But that dog." "That dog is gonna..." " Yeah." "That's it." "It's time to go." "I'm feeling rather nervous, and there's no turning back now." " You are the weakest link." " Affirmative, mistress." "Goodbye." "You are the weakest link." "Goodbye." " Nick, you are the weakest link." " Goodbye." "Goodbye." "That means, Camille, that you are tonight's strongest link and you go away with S16,550." "Isn't that amazing?" "Can you believe that?" " Congratulations." " The bimbo!" "The bimbo bites back!" " How are you feeling, Noel?" " I'm feeling all right, man." "I lost in the final to sudden death, but, Confucius?" " She deserved to win." " Yeah, you did deserve with Confucius." "Confucius!" "And I didn't..." "I said Confucius." "I said Confucius, yeah." "And I didn't know Cook." "Oh, Columbus." "I didn't know." " That was bad, that." " That was tough." "I knew the indestructible Captain Scarlet." "Indestructible." " Yeah, I knew that, but you know..." " CODURl:" "I didn't." " Coming for a ciggy?" " Yeah." " Yeah." " Oh, absolutely." " How are you feeling, John?" " I feel great." " Great that I got to round six." " Yeah." "I knew I was a goner, but I didn't know that you would have tried to save me in that way, making it a tie." "Well, I knew that Camille and Noel are so thick as thieves that my only chance was if you stayed, you see?" "Yeah, but then when I was gone, I thought, "You're next."" "Yeah, of course!" "With that pair, I didn't have a chance, did I?" "I was third." "I got stitched up by Noel and Camille in the final round, who I knew were never going to vote for each other." "So, when John Barrowman got voted out just before and I was left with the two of them, I knew it was all over." "But it went okay, and Camille won." "Camille won after saying that she was going off in the first round." "She got S16,500, I think, for her charity, so that was good." "But it gets a bit nasty as it goes on 'cause you have to vote for your mates." "It's..." "Yeah." "I'm not sure about that." "It all felt a little bit horrible." "Anyway, I'm sure we'll all forgive each other very soon." "So it's January 2007 and we're filming episode 7, which has been a bit of a funny one because it moved around in the schedules quite a bit." "And we were actually supposed to be filming episode 11 at the moment, originally." "But because of script availability and actor availability, suddenly episode 7 was moved up and has been got together in record time, I think." "The cast was assembled in about a week." "I don't know how, physically, the art department have done it, how they've created the sets and all the various quite complicated props and bits and pieces that we need for this one." "And I think we've all been feeling that this one has been thrown upon us, in a way." "Maybe that'll be good." "Maybe that'll give it the energy and the slight madness that it needs." "It all happens in 42 minutes, hence the name 42, which is what it's called at the moment." "Whether it'll still be called that in transmission remains to be seen." "We're in Caldicot in Monmouthshire, in a bit of an unused factory." "And it's very dirty and it's very cold." "Dirty's fine, and very good for what we're doing." "Cold's not so good, as we're supposed to be tumbling into the sun at the moment." "But our breath is actually freezing in the air." "We had to stop and re-do a bit the other day and bring in blow heaters and warm everybody up." "Breath freezing in the air really isn't appropriate when it's supposed to be 8 million degrees centigrade." "So we've got actors being smeared in baby oil to look like they're hot." "We've got special effects pumping steam out to look like the whole place is reaching boiling point," "whereas, in actual fact, we're freezing." "But we're filming in Wales in January." "One would expect little else, I suppose." "So, for episode 7, I'm back in the old spacesuit." "It's actually a slightly different one to last year." "It goes on a little bit easier." "It's got a different bit around here and it is actually red, whereas last year's was orange." "But on set, all the lighting's orange 'cause we're falling into the sun, so it looks exactly the same as last year's." "So we could have saved a bit of money there." "How much welding research have you done for this role?" " Lots." " Yeah?" " I am actually a professional welder." " You're a professional welder?" " Is that where they found you?" " Yeah." " On a shipyard somewhere?" " I base myself on Flashdance." "Nice." "Nice." "Yeah, welder by day..." "I thought I'd seen that in your performance, actually." "I'm definitely seeing hints of Jennifer Beals." " Yes." " Good." "I watched the film quite a few times before I came." "That's Mark, who's doing the special light-in-the-eyes effect." "It's a little bit tricky to line up." "So what I said to him..." " As he opens his eyes..." " David screams." "So then, as he opens his eyes, I can go..." "Then he screams, one, two, three, four..." "Thank you." "You'd think it was a high-tech computer effect, wouldn't you?" "But it's just Mark's fingers." " How are you coping, Gareth?" " I'm coping really well." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "That's not what you were saying when the camera wasn't on you." "No, no." "No, I was quietly wetting myself in a corner, looking at my watch, thinking, "About an hour-and-a-half behind."" "An hour-and-a-half?" "That's nothing on this show." "We start the day an hour-and-a-half behind." "From 8:00, we're an hour-and-a-half behind." "This is the putting-the-yoke-on process." "This is Kirsty, who's currently trying to attach my microphone." "Somewhere." "Kirsty didn't want to be on camera, but I just switched it on anyway." "Just tuck it in." " Is it easier than last year, Kirsty?" " Yes." "We discovered there was a clip this morning which we could undo, which made the whole process about 20 minutes quicker." "Kirsty's a skilled costume professional, and don't let anyone tell you any different." " Keep tight in, Mark." " 207, take three." "Here we go, then." "And action!" "Martha!" "MAN:" "David." "I can't fight it." "Keep back!" "Burn with me." "Burn with me, Martha." "Cut there." "Good, good." "Pretty damn good." "Don't know what you're worried about, Lee." "What spaceship do you know that doesn't have a stone floor?" "Not many spaceships have a big white line running across the bottom." "But maybe they do." "I think that in the future they will be tarmacking all their spaceships." " I think so, yes." " Yeah." "They'll look very much like factory floors." "There's our author and script editor deep in literary conversation." "I'm just going over my lines in my head." "Yeah, Freema's got an electronic device for learning her lines." " Yes." " It doesn't play Tetris or anything." "There's snow due for later today, apparently." " Inside, apparently." " Yeah, it was hailing earlier." " Actually inside the set." " That'll be a little rewrite." "Yeah." "The studios here have just got so cold." "Cardiff's just freezing." "Don't know how much more I can take." "I'm going out." "I may be some time." "I've been frozen up." "I've been iced up for this tiny little scene." "It's taken about an hour to get covered in all these ice crystal things." "It feels like having cold slime painted on your face and then sprinkled with frosting." "But it looks quite cool." "And I've got a whole iced version of the spacesuit to put on as well." "I think originally in the script there was quite a few sequences when I was frozen in the stasis chamber." "It's now just one tiny little scene, which is quite a palaver to go through for just that." "No!" "Martha, you can't stop it!" "Not yet!" " What happened?" " The power's been cut in Engineering." " But who's down there?" " Leave it to me." "Cue, David." "COMPUTER:" "Impact in 4:47." "Well, that's it." "That was quite quick, actually, mercifully." "And it's all starting to rather... (GROANS)" "There you go." "Attractively peel off." "So now I've got to get in the shower and hope the rest of it comes off and get into the suit again for after lunch." "What a palaver for that tiny scene." "(DOCTOR WHO THEME)" "It's our first day back after Christmas." "Everyone's a bit shocked to be back at work, but it's going okay." "We're still filming episodes 8 and 9." "We've got a couple of weeks left on them." "But really, it does feel like we're suddenly on the home strait." "We've got 12 weeks to go and then the series is finished." "It's really hurtled by this year." "It seems to have gone so quickly." " WOMAN:" "Lauren, you're in the film." " Yes, I know." "I'm aware of that." "TENNANT:" "You're an old hand now." "We are back on." "We're filming the scenes today where the Doctor confronts the Family of Blood in their spaceship." "And we're on the Torchwood set." "We're in the Hub." "While they're on holiday, we're building sets in their secret base." "Look, I can't pretend to understand, not for a second, but I want you to know, I'm innocent in all this." "He made me John Smith." "It's not like I had any control over it." "He didn't just make himself human, he made himself an idiot." "Same thing, isn't it?" "I was gonna ask you a question about the scene." "Yeah, you can do that." "Just act natural." "I don't have a camera." "Just pretend there's no camera here." "It's fine." "Right, when I grab you and say..." "And I'm looking at the watch and I'm saying, "At last..."" " I take it off you, I go, "At last."" " Yeah." ""Don't think that's saved your life."" "I've done it two different ways." "Which one do you reckon I should do it?" "At last!" "Don't think that's saved your life!" "Try it a bit lower." "That's it." "Okay." "And action." "Cut." "All right, that's good." "Okay, that was a cut, folks." "Amazing." "Completion on 977." "I'm about to step into a three-hour prosthetic to be made to look somewhere in my 70s." "I've never had prosthetics before." "Obviously, I saw Mark Gatiss have something very similar done a month or two ago, and I'm very intrigued to see what I'm going to look like." "I'm a little bit nervous." "I'm not the best at sitting in the make-up chair at the best of times." "I get a little impatient and a little antsy." "That's why I like Steve, who does my make-up in this, 'cause he's very quick." "Bish-bosh." "I'm a bit worried I'm going to get a bit restless, three hours in a prosthetics chair." "But I suppose it's an intriguing experience to happen at least once in your life." "And having seen so many other people on this job be so patient and so brilliant," "I really haven't got the right to complain." "So it's now 4:45 and I'm about to step in to Neill Gorton and his team right now." "I shall get back to you." "Oh, it's been a tough old shoot." "So this is me as an old man." "I just look like my dad." "I've just transformed into Sandy McDonald." "It's kind of amazing, all this hanging flesh." "It really is amazing." "Very weird experience." "Very surreal." "And I just look like my father." "I didn't until they put the wig on, but it's exactly the way he brushes back his hair as well." "It was quite a relaxing process, actually." "I found myself nodding off a couple of times." "But it was..." "It's very odd to look at." "When..." "If I'm still around in, I don't know, 40, 50 years' time," "I shall get this out and look at it and see if this was a prophetic make-up" "or if, in fact, I look even worse." "Yup, that's me." "Yes, I do." "Yup." "And this." "Are you gonna read out the whole thing?" "I'm a time traveller." "Or I was." "I'm stuck in 1969." "We're stuck." "All of space and time he promised me." "Now I've got a job in a shop." "I've gotta support him!" " Martha!" " Sorry." "Quite possibly." "Afraid so." "38." "People don't understand time." "It's not what you think it is." "Complicated." "Very complicated." "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff." "It got away from me, yeah." "Well, I can hear you." "Well, not hear you, exactly, but I know everything you're gonna say." "Look to your left." "I've got a copy of the finished transcript, it's on my Autocue." "I told you, I'm a time traveller." "I got it in the future." "Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey..." "What matters is we can communicate." "We have got big problems now." "They have taken the blue box, haven't they?" "The angels have the phone box?" "Creatures from another world." "Only when you see them." "The lonely assassins they used to be called." "No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the universe, or very nearly, and they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved." "They are quantum locked." "They don't exist when they're being observed." "The moment they are seen by any other living creature, they freeze into rock." "No choice, it's a fact of their biology." "In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone." "And you can't kill a stone." "Course, a stone can't kill you, either, but then you turn your head away." "Then you blink." "And, oh, yes, it can." "That's why they cover their eyes." "They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other." "Their greatest asset is their greatest curse." "They can never be seen." "Loneliest creatures in the universe." "And I'm sorry." "I am very, very sorry." "It's up to you now." "The blue box, it's my time machine." "There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever, but the damage they could do could switch off the sun." "You have got to send it back to me." "And that's it, I'm afraid." "There's no more from you on the transcript." "That's the last I've got." "I don't know what stopped you talking, but I can guess." "They're coming." "The angels are coming for you." "But listen, your life could depend on this." "Don't blink." "Don't even blink." "Blink and you're dead." "They are fast." "Faster than you can believe." "Don't turn your back, don't look away and don't blink." "Good luck."