"subtitle by peritta [softly] You are loveable... [whispers] no matter what." "Loveable." "Great." "[sighs]" "[Laura] Sofie, Sofie, that is way too much sugar." "[singsong] Sofie, listen to your mother." "Oh, Grace, would you close the door when you come back in?" " I'm not paying to heat all of..." " Yeah, I closed it." "Well, you didn't, so would you mind closing it next time?" " I'm not saying it for my health." " Mom, I closed it." " No, you didn't." " Sofie?" "Sofie." "When does he get here?" "Are you nervous?" "He gets here in five minutes, and, yes, I am definitely nervous." "Hands." "Spray, spray." "Rub, rub, rub." "Everyone's getting sick." "Um, ten pages, okay, sweetie?" "So, uh, is he flirtatious?" "Because I don't want any..." "You don't want him to flirt with you, Laura?" " Okay, please." " That's a disgusting thing" " to say." " Here's what I'm thinkin'." "Did you hear what your wife said?" "No." "No, but hear me out." "So Cory comes up to the porch." "I come in from the side yard." "He thinks I'm a burglar." "Now, he tries to fight me off, but I got him in that Brutus the Barber sleeper hold." "He can't get outta that." "Is he a big guy?" "Whatever." "I peel off by coming through the back." "Then I'm like, "I'm Curtis." "I'm the brother-in-law."" " It's great, right?" " No." " Come on, I'm just joking!" " I know you're just joking." "I'm gonna mess with this guy." "I don't have time for this." "Do you want a peanut?" "Oh!" "Whoa." "Okay." "Um..." "Let's put it all away." "Hey!" "I'm doing this for you." "I'm doing this for you." "You gotta vet this guy." "He's gotta have a sense of humor." "Gracie, can I see you in the kitchen?" "We do laugh." "You're gross." "[scoffs] [liquid pouring] [clattering]" "I don't think I'm gonna like this guy." "Mom, why would you say that?" " I'm just saying..." " Why are you trying to cause drama when he's here in five minutes?" "Laura pulled up his Instagram, and I saw it." " Okay?" " I didn't like what I saw." "No, he's just..." "He's just too... too." "What does that mean?" "What are you trying to say?" "He's like one of those Internet kids, where everything's cool and hip and..." ""watch me whip, watch me nae nae," all that shit." "Okay." "He's a good-looking guy." " Mm-hmm." " I don't have to justify his Instagram to you." "I like him, he really likes me." "You don't have to search for reasons why" "I have to not like him, because that shit gets caught in my head, and I remember that you don't like his Instagram." "Can you stop drinking, please?" "Mom, just for today." "That's not a lot to ask." "Can I have a sip?" "Listen, Gracie, don't get all worked up over this." "I mean, you can't get..." "Listen, this vacation is for everybody." "It's not the Gracie Show." "I know it's not the Gracie Show, Mom." "And if your father comes by, your sister's already really fucked up Christmas enough." " [Laura] Gracie?" " Why would Dad come by?" "Because she invited him." " [whispers] What?" " Uh-huh." "Traitor." "["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" plays]" "Okay, do you wanna take Sofie to the... to the park just for a couple hours, Mom?" "That's not a lot to ask." "The Grinch ends up saving Christmas in the end, remember?" "[chuckling] Yeah." " But not this time." " Gracie!" " What?" " Can you help me out" " in here, please?" " Yes." " Mom, please don't do this." " [chuckles]" "No, please don't act like this, okay?" " I love you." " I know." "I love you." "Can you help me look for the rest of the puzzle?" "I cannot find my glasses." "Laura, I don't have time to do that, and I heard you invited Dad?" " Why would you invite Dad?" " Mom!" "I knew you were gonna have a problem with it." " So why..." " I didn't tell you because I thought you were gonna freak out either way." " Shh, shh." " What?" "Okay, okay." "Okay, I need you to help me with something, okay?" "Mom... it's only 1:00 p.m." "It's almost 1:00 p.m." "Cory's gonna be here in five minutes." "Mom's getting loose." "I need you to keep an eye on her." "You already invited Dad." "I just need you... to help me out and to make this not another Arbor Day." "Nope, nope, it's not gonna turn into another Arbor Day." "We don't own jet skis anymore, so..." " It's never gonna happen again." " Good." "That's great." "Just give me a promise." " Okay, okay." " Laura, just promise me." " Mm-hmm." " What are you looking at?" "[toy squeaks]" "Dad is coming, and he says he's bringing Darren." " [toy squeaking]" " Okay, um..." "Okay." "I'm gonna go meet Cory at the mall, Mom." " Mom..." " I love you guys." " Where's the keys to the Rover?" " Mom!" "Gracie says" " she's leaving." " Why?" "I'm gonna get earplugs in the mall." " Why?" " It's not a big deal." "You don't have to act like..." "I'm just leaving the house." "Why are you guys freaking out right now?" "I just have to..." "I haven't slept in a while." "I need earplugs." "I haven't been drinking." "[doorbell rings] It's fine!" "Um..." "[knock at door]" " Okay, uh..." " [whispers] He's here?" "Can we just move in?" "Can we spread out?" "Can you guys listen to me for five seconds?" "We don't have much time." "Please work with me." "Mom, your husband's coming." "You gotta stop drinking." "He's bringing Darren." "You gotta stop drinking." "Ah." "Curtis." "Please do not be disrespectful of me and Cory or..." "Sofie, put on your earmuffs..." "or I will fucking slash you, and you need to get rid of the pranks." "They're not funny." "Laura, don't be horrified by me." "I'm sorry." "I love you." "You know that I love you." "I don't always have to talk to you in a certain way." "Oh, Sofie, I'm sorry." "Laura, uh..." "I know that you have your perfect everything and everything's worked out, so help me out." "Uncle John, I am so sorry you're seeing me like this." "I'm... just like..." "I'm just like on one right now, but I'm gonna be off of it really soon, and I've been really good lately." "So I've actually been..." "I've never been happier in my life and..." "Haven't I been good lately?" "[doorbell rings] I've been good, right?" "Unless I'm just, like..." "I really like this guy, okay?" "I love him, and I need him to love me back." "And I need you guys not to fuck this up for me, okay?" "He's about to find out about how I act around my family, and I need everyone to just put something on right now and make me look better, because... you can treat me like shit when he leaves and..." " [gasps]" " Yes, you can, I don't care." "You can, like..." "You can be so mean to me, and you can be mad at me for this, but right now, you just have to pretend like you love me, and like I've done nothing wrong, okay?" "Okay?" "Can everyone act normal?" "Can we all go inside and act normal, please?" "Am I sweating?" "[laughing]" "Cory?" " [chuckles]" " Hi." "Hey, Gracie!" "Ohh..." " How you doing?" " [kiss]" "Hi." " Merry Christmas." " Merry Christmas." "Um... come inside." " Grace..." " Oh, look who's here." " I think you need to..." " Mom!" "Yes!" " Apologize to..." " Mommy, look who's here." "It's Cory." "Cory, my mom, Judy." "Ms. Marshall... oh, a pleasure to finally meet you." " He's a hugger." "Ha." " I've heard nothing" " but wonderful things." " Laura, your glasses." " This is my sister Laura." " Hi!" " May I take this?" " How you doing?" "So happy to meet you." "We're happy to have you." " Why don't you take his coat?" " Thank you for having me." " I found this on the..." " May I take your coat?" "Yeah." "This was in the driveway." " Sofie..." " Yeah, must have fallen off" " the roof last night." " That is so sweet." "That is so thoughtful of you." "Oh, you didn't have to." " Oh, it's fine." " What do you say, Sofie?" " Thank you!" " You're welcome." "Aw..." " Hey, man, I'm Curtis." " Hey." "Cory." " Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you too." "Gracie, can I see you for a second in the kitchen?" "Yeah, of course." "What's going on?" "Cory, do you want anything to drink... water, juice?" " No, I'm fine right now." " Pinot Noir?" " No, thank you, Ms. Marshall." " Champagne!" "You're just gonna put his coat on our..." " Oh, thank you." " Hey, sorry, come on in." "Oh, it's cool." "What a great gift!" "Wow." " What?" " Do you hate us?" "No, Mom, I don't hate you." "["Silent Night" plays] [clattering in background]" "Did I raise you wrong?" "You have these episodes every time you come home, and so I'm really worried that you're taking them" " back with you to L.A." " Mom..." "I'm worried about me too, okay?" "We can..." "No." "Not like that." "I would love to talk about this with you any other time." "This is not an ideal time." "I think you need to seriously reconsider" " about going back." " No, Mom." " Yes." " No." "The only reason why I'm freaking out is because I'm home." "I act like this when I'm home." "I don't when I'm away from you, sadly, and it hurts me too." "[clattering, laughter, chatter]" "Wow." "No, not so..." "I really love the guy in there, okay?" "I love him so much, and I feel like he's my family, and I need you..." "to be supportive of that, okay?" "I'm gonna be leaving here in four days with him, and I need you..." "I need you to understand." "Do you know what it's like to be in love?" "[background chatter]" "You are your father." "[sighs] Let's just hope" "Sofie doesn't get any of whatever this is." "[background chatter]" "["O Holy Night" plays]" "♪ ♪" "Yeah." "[laughter]" " Hey, Villanova." " Oh, my God, yeah." " You never mentioned that." " I know, it's crazy." "Talk about burying the lede." "You play ball?" "No, no, I was...[laughs] I was a bookworm in school, man." "Hey, Cory, I think it's time that you and I... that we have a little heart-to-heart." " Okay." " Oh!" "Wow." "No, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom." "Remember we're gonna" " do that on the veranda?" " Do what?" "My mom made this whole nice setup on the veranda for you." " Oh, did she?" " Yeah, I wanted to..." "I wanted to take Cory up to my room..." " Oh, yeah." " It was the first thing" " I promised..." " Hold on." "I just realized we haven't offered you a snack." " Would you like a peanut?" " You don't want those." " There are snakes in there." " Snakes?" "Let's go upstairs." "Guys, we'll be right back down." " Hey..." "Gracie." " Hi!" " Hi." " Hey!" "We were, um... yeah." "Actually, here, sorry." "Cory, come meet my dad." " Oh..." " Dad, this is Cory." " How are you doing, sir?" " Hi." "Hello." " And this is Darren." " How you doing?" " Hey." " [smooching]" "Everybody's inside." "[Christmas music continues]" "♪ ♪" " So this is the tour." " All right." "You cannot touch anything." "That's not a joke." "Seriously." "She will kill you." "[overlapping greetings]" "She's not a normal mom." "She's a crazy mom." "Um... yeah." "So this is her bedroom." "We obviously can't go in there." "You can barely touch the floors in this house as well." "Um... and..." "This is the room where I grew up." "Nice." "Yeah, and this is... gonna be really bad." "Um..." "[chatter, laughter]" "Yeah, so that's not mine." "None of this..." "I don't know." "This room has nothing in it that's mine, actually." "It's all of Sofie's stuff because they don't have room in their house, so this room isn't even mine anymore." "Nothing against Sofie." "I love Sofie." "It's just not really my room anymore, but it's fine, 'cause I have lots of room in L.A." "Or I'm gonna have a lot of room when I move to L.A., like in a better place." "I have no idea what I'm saying." " I'm obviously just talking." " Hey, hey, hey." "I have no idea what's going on." "I just..." "I..." "Yeah." " What's up?" " Um..." "Nothin'." "[laughs]" "Nothing is going on." "I mean..." "You know." "["Greensleeves" plays]" "♪ ♪" "You know those..." "Have you ever heard of those stories of families who... don't like each other, then they go through this horrible event, and then suddenly they realize how much they actually love each other?" "Mm-hmm." "♪ ♪" "Well, I just..." "Just realized that I'm the opposite, that..." "I actually really fucking hate these people, and they don't feel like my family, and that's fine." "That's totally fine." "♪ ♪" "Hey, Cory, why don't you put Grace down for a minute and come down here and help me open these peanuts?" "[Laura laughing] [softly] Hey, Grace..." "It's fine." "♪ ♪ [door slams]" "Cory, what are you doing?" "Just keep packing." " What are you doing?" " Just keep packing." "I'm getting you outta here." "Pack everything you'll need in L.A." "[chairs thudding]" "All right, just brace yourself against the wall, climb down, and if you fall, I'll catch you." "Okay?" "[Cory clattering against wall]" "[laughs]" "[grunts] [soft thud] [laughs] [bushes rustling] [laughs]" "[laughs]" "[grunting]" "[thudding] [breathing hard]" "[Grace laughs] [grunts] [thuds onto ground] [someone claps twice]" "[Grace laughs] [running footsteps fading] [birds twittering] [dog yapping in distance] [birds twittering] [wind chimes jingling] subtitle by peritta"