"previously on "that '70s show... there's this program where you go and teach in an impoverished area for a year..." "I signed up." "Is it east milwaukee ?" "Africa !" "Um, you're gonna take a job and move to chicago ?" "Well, I'm willing to give it all up and stay here with you." "But if I do that," "I need to know we're gonna get married." "Jackie stopped by and asked me to give you this note." "It says she took the job in chicago and she left today." "Yeah, well, charlie's only gonna be here a few days on business for his dad, and the last thing he needs is to be exposed to you deviants." "Mr. Forman, is this your daughter ?" "Good morning, mr." "Forman." "Charlie !" "Didn't recognize you without your schoolgirl skirt." "Why don't you go drink another warehouse full of beer ?" "And then you can get out of those uncomfortable boy things." "Man, I really got off on the wrong foot with your dad." "Ah, it'll blow over." "How long could he stay mad at a kid, right ?" "You know what ?" "Later on, I'm gonna find him and apologize." "I'm sure he'll understand." "Yeah." "Hey, if you're lookin' for a good conversation starter, just say we were probably wrong to go into vietnam." "Here's your breakfast, charlie." "Oh, eric," "I didn't realize you still lived here." "I thought you left for africa." "No, I've been sitting here for, like, ten minutes." "Then you'd better get going, or you're gonna be late for africa." "Okay, I get it, mom." "You're trying to make me feel bad about leaving." "Oh, are you still here ?" "I thought you were in africa." "Hyde, have you heard anything from jackie ?" "Nope." "That's fine by me, man." "Who does she think she is, giving me an ultimatum..." ""marry me or I'm moving to chicago" ?" "Then she takes off before I even give her an answer." "Well, what's the big deal, man ?" "She let you off the hook." "Yeah." "You were gonna say no anyway, unless... oh, my god !" "You were gonna say yes !" "No." "What ?" "No." "Oh, my god." "You were gonna marry her." "You were gonna marry her because you love her." "hey, jackie, you're everything this poor little orphan boy ever needed." " oh, my god !" "I really am." " Oh, my god !" "Hey," "I don't love her." "You know what love is ?" "Love is for losers who are too afraid to be alone." "Uh, no, you're thinking of kittens." "So I gotta go." "I'm gonna go wrap your going-away present." "Eric, you're the one going away." "You didn't have to get me anything." "Yeah, well, I knew you were gonna get me something." "I didn't want this to be awkward again like, you know, christmas." "Well, I did get you something." "Oh, crap, I didn't get him anything !" "He leaves in three days." "Oh, well, why don't you just get him an ultimatum ?" "It's free." "You don't have to wrap it." "It'll totally make him wish he was dead." "Yeah." "Well, it's between that or one of those shirts that makes him look all muscley." "That 70's Show" " Saison 7 Episodes 24 et 25 "Short And Curlies" - "Til The Next Goodbye"" "Traduction par Guzo Et Yvan Synchro par Kiff" "Merci à Raceman" "Look at the blanket I got for our new apartment." "I found it in a dumpster." "It's got lots of stains, so it goes with everything." "That is so awesome." "I'm not even gonna ask what you were doing in the dumpster." "Is steven here ?" "No, he went to work." "Oh, but before he left, he was chucking everything you ever gave him all around the basement." "It was like a hailstorm of stuffed animals and abba records." "Wait, what are you doing here anyway?" "I thought you left for chicago." "I would have, but my mom took the car to tijuana and won't be back till cinco de mayo, whenever that is." "So until then, I need you guys to help me avoid the horrors of seeing steven till I can figure out a way to get out of here." "Well, that's too bad, 'cause I think I hear him coming down the stairs now." "Oh, my god." "What do I do ?" "Okay, um..." "Quick, get down under the blanket !" "He's not coming down." "I made the whole thing up, and now you're under a stinky blanket !" "The stinky blanket burn !" "That is awesome !" "Oh, that is disgusting." "Oh, this blanket smells like dog." "That's because when I found it, it was wrapped around a dead dog." "Uh-oh, jackie." "He's coming for real this time." "Get down !" "Oh, my god !" " I got her !" " I got her !" "I am gonna kick you both in the nads." "You're gonna have to do it later, because here he comes now." "Oh, well, now I don't believe you." "Okay, then." "Hey, come on in." "Good to see you, hyde." "What's going on, buddy ?" "she did it again !" "I got the best going-away present for eric." "Okay... a pen and pencil set." "That way he can write me every day." "Well, isn't that just... d onna, a going-away gift should be something special, meaningful, personal." "Okay, like what..." "clock radio ?" "Underwear ?" "Some spoons ?" "Help me." "No, honey, like... okay." "Before red went to korea," "I had my sister take a sexy boudoir photograph of me." "I was wearing nothing but a fur coat." "Mrs. Forman, you bad, bad girl." "It was racy." "You could see my knees." "Oh !" "So I gotta go over to donna's, get my going-away present." "Man, she is, like, the world's worst gift giver." "Remember that ugly sweater vest and that huge man ring ?" "Now I gotta go get excited about some other lame thing." ""Oh, wow, donna, clown shoes." "Thank you so much."" "I wish I had a beautiful girl give me clown shoes." "Hell, I'd settle for a beautiful clown giving me girl shoes." "I dated a clown once." "But soon as I learned how to make those balloon animals, I dumped her." "Excuse me, mr." "Forman... oh !" "Ohh !" "What the hell ?" "Well, that was exciting." "Mr. Forman, I was looking for you to apologize about the dress thing, okay ?" "But then I opened the door, and wow !" "No, I don't mean "wow." I mean, "oh, no !"" "No, no, I don't mean, "oh, no."" "Well, what were you doing just standing there ?" "I was like a deer caught in the headlights." "Oh !" "I said, "headlights."" "Red, it was a very awkward situation." "No one knew what to do." "Well, I know what I would do if I saw you naked." "I'd turn and run the other way." "Oh, I... look, damn it, he's the one in trouble here, not me." "Hey, kitty, could I have some peanut oil ?" "I'm gonna fry up some jumbo shrimp, which is a funny name." "It's like calling someone a giant midget." "I'd like to see one of those." "Get this," "Charlie here walked into our bedroom and saw kitty naked." "Whoo-hoo !" "How was that ?" "Well, how do you think it was ?" "It was horrifying." "Excuse me." "So, mr." "Forman, how wrong was it for us to get into vietnam, huh ?" "uh-oh, jackie." "Hyde's coming for real this time." "Quick, drink this old root beer." "You know what ?" "I am so tired of you two lying about steven just so you can humiliate me." "Okay, you're right." "Let me make it up to you... by offering you this different, not-old root beer." "Jackie, hyde is coming right now." "You know what, michael ?" "I'm sorry, but I'm not playing your little game anymore." "Jackie." "Why aren't you in chicago ?" "Why do you smell like a dead dog ?" "Okay, donna," "I'm ready for my going-away present." "Yahoo." "All right, here I come." "Holy mother of skywalker." "You can do whatever you want to princess leia." "Her force field is down." "Donna, this is the best... wait a second." "Leia doesn't have a force field." "You know what ?" "I'm too excited to quibble." "Come here." "I thought you left town." "Why ?" "Because you're so amazing and incredible that I simply couldn't exist in the same town as you knowing you couldn't make a commitment ?" "No, because you wrote me a note saying that you left town." "Oh." "Want me to cover you up with the stinky blanket ?" "Would you guys get lost ?" "Oh, you want your privacy." "I understand." "We're just gonna go upstairs and listen through the vent." "So what are you doing here, jackie ?" "You got something you wanna say to me?" "Yes," "I want to say that I'm leaving for real this time." "So you came back to tell me that you're leaving again." "Yes, but this is good-bye." "All right, I'll see you tomorrow then." "Steven, I'm serious." "So want to hang out next week ?" "I'm going." "Unless... unless, steven, there's something you'd like to say," "in which case, I'm listening." "Yeah." "Have a good trip." "I will." "can you guys stand closer to the vent and talk louder ?" "Wow, so, uh, it's like, I can do anything I want ?" "Can I touch your buns ?" "What, you want to touch my butt ?" "No, not... not those buns." "You know... the buns." "Eric, that seems kind of weird." "Yeah." "You know what ?" "That is, like, a little weird." "Maybe I'll just rub my face up against one of 'em." "Okay." "Leia... oh, leia... donna, meet me downstairs for fried shrimp in t-minus 20 seconds." "Wear an old shirt." "These things are greasy." "Wow, that's almost enough to take you right out of the moment, huh ?" "Um, okay, donna." "From now on, the only thing I'd like you to say is," ""use the force, eric."" " Okay, that seems kind of..." " donna." "Use the force, eric." "Man, and now mr." "Forman is even madder at me since I saw mrs." "Forman naked." "Doesn't he know I went to catholic school ?" "I don't even know what any of that stuff is." "Now what exactly did you see ?" "And I'm only asking because" "I find miss kitty attractive in a sexual way." "I know how you can get back on red's good side... walk in on him naked." "No way, man." "I do know what that stuff is, and I don't want to see it." "Seriously, look, it's perfect." "Look, red assumes that everyone is either a pervert or an idiot." " He thinks I'm both." " He thinks I'm both." "See, and if you walk in on red naked, he's gonna assume that you're the biggest idiot in the world." "That kind of makes sense." "You know, you probably hear this all the time, but you're really smart." "Hey, jackie, how'd it go with hyde ?" "Did he ask you to stay ?" "No." "But even if he did, I can't stay, because I've got a career waiting for me in chicago." "But I am stuck here in this stupid place with no way out." "Jackie, you know what would help ?" "If you eat this dirty milk dud." "Shut up, fez." "Jackie," "I'm here for you, okay ?" "So" "I'll even give you a ride." "Really ?" "Oh, michael, that would be great." "And I won't do anything, because frankly, I don't have much to offer." "You guys smell smoke ?" "Everyone out of the house !" "I used too much oil in the fry baby." "The whole kitchen's filled with smoke." "Bob ?" "Bob, are you okay ?" "Yeah, I'm fine, but my shrimp are ruined." "So I'm gonna have to eat with you guys." "fire !" "Fire !" "What the hell is on your head ?" "I'm still wearing the helmet, aren't I ?" "What did you do to my daughter ?" "Nothing." "I was a perfect gentleman." "I just squeezed her buns." "I smell like smoke from bob's damn fire." "If kitty's looking for me, I went upstairs to take a shower." "Now's your chance to catch red naked." " He's gonna think I'm such an idiot!" " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "Give him enough time to take everything off." "You don't want to walk in on him wearing nothing but socks." "That would just make this whole thing weird." "Oh, boy." "Get back here, you pervert !" "That boy just can't get enough of me." "Sorry my present didn't work out." "Well..." "I mean, we are alone now." "And, uh, I think I know exactly what might get you back in the mood... a little romantic music." "where were we ?" "Oh, yes, you were a prisoner aboard the death star." "And I am the only stormtrooper with the keys to your laser chastity belt." "That's in the movie ?" "Donna, it's implicit." "God, I'm gonna miss you, eric." "I'm sorry." "What was that ?" "use the force, eric." "All right, here we are." "Good luck in chicago." "Uh, michael, this is the bus station." "Yeah." "I said I'd give you a ride, and then under my breath I whispered, "to the bus station."" "No, no, no." "No." "I can't ride the bus." "Other people's butts have been on those seats." "Well, I'm not driving you all the way there." "That's, like, two hours away." "Michael, you put this car in gear and take me to chicago right now." "You know what ?" "You haven't changed at all." "You're still just a spoiled little princess who gets by on her good looks and bitchy demands and mean and painful pinches." "Yeah, well, you still don't have any manners." "A real man wouldn't let the princess ride the bus." "Well, you know what ?" "You're not even a princess." "You're just a little bossy boss !" "That's right, michael." "I'm the boss, and you're taking the boss to chicago right now." "Ow !" "Fine !" "You're always telling me what to do." "I've missed this." "please, mr." "Stormtrooper," "I'll do anything you want if you only spare the planet alderaan." "Eric, you have a line." "We rehearsed this." "Wait a minute." "Fez !" "But I just want to touch the buns." "Let me touch the buns." "all right, here's your motel." "You're gonna love chicago." "You never lived near the ocean, but that's all about to change thanks to good old lake michigan." "Yeah, I just wish I knew someone here." "A friendly face, you know ?" "Don't worry." "You're gonna be great." "oh, boy, I got a long drive back." "You know, that door's kind of tricky." "You gotta actually open it." "All right, jackie, do you want me to stay and get a burger with you or something ?" "Oh !" "Michael, it's like you're a mind reader." "Okay." "Wait." "Now keep going." "Guess what I want on my burger." "Lettuce, tomato and ketchup put on by a waiter born in america." "Eric, you're gonna love teaching in africa." "I hear the women walk around with their hoo-hoos hanging out." "Dad !" "You get your shots yet ?" "Wait." "What shots ?" "The vaccines to protect you against exotic diseases." "I had to get 'em when I was in the military." "You were in the national guard." "What exotic diseases were you afraid you'd catch... scaredy-cat-eatin'- pie in-a-jacuzzi fever ?" "Hey, I'm proud of my service." "Somebody had to stay home and hose down those hippies." "You guys, I leave for africa in two days." "How come no one told me about these shots ?" "Oh, goodness gracious." "Did I forget to give you that letter ?" "you know, when you get to be my age, sometimes you forget about things." "And sometimes you hide them in the rarely used mexican soup section of this gigantic cookbook." "Mom, I need these shots." "Africa is very strict about these things, and they're not strict about anything." "I mean, the women walk around with their hoo-hoos hanging out." "Kitty, you have no right to stand in the way of someone's dreams." "And if you don't let eric go to africa, you'll crush my dream of getting rid of him." "Fine." "Eric, I'll give you the shots." "A mother should support her son." "Just know... the needles are big as sausages, and if I miss the mark by even a hair, your heart might explode." "But don't worry." "It only hurts till you die." "Donna, look, there's something really important I need you to do for me." "Eric, I don't care if you're going to africa." "I'm not doing that." "Yeah, if she lets you do that now, forman, there's no reason for you to ever come back." "No, look, just please don't let my mom plan this fancy send-off for me, okay ?" "I can just see her planning this embarrassing farewell with, like, music and banners and, like, doves." "Nope." "She's not gonna do doves, man." "She knows anything that flutters makes you wet your pants." "Hey, excuse me, that blue jay was flying right at me." "Oh, man, it's good to be home." "Jackie was all depressed and crying 'cause she didn't have any friends in chicago, so I had to lighten the mood with some skee-ball." "Um, jackie hates skee-ball." "I didn't take jackie." "Well, that explains why she's called me four times since she's been in chicago." "Three of those were to say that she hates my outfit." "How does she know ?" "Eric ?" "Jackie's on the phone." "She wants to talk to you." "Jackie wants to talk to forman ?" "Yes." "Now pick up, because she's been blabbering for 20 minutes." "And I never noticed it when she was living here, but she's not that interesting." "Hello ?" "Hey, eric ?" "It's jackie." "Uh-huh." "Look, I just realized you're about to leave for africa, and I won't get a chance to say good-bye in person." "That makes me sad." "I mean, you've always been very special to me." "Okay, jackie, if there's a gun to your head, say the word cream cheese." "No, eric, I'm just gonna miss you is all, okay ?" "So just take care of yourself in africa." "Okay." "I will." "Wait, you want to talk to who ?" "You want to tell him you love him ?" "Well, I don't know." "You guys didn't really leave on the best of terms." "Okay." "Dad, telephone !" "I don't know eric very well, but he seems like a heck of a nice guy." "Eric ?" "Eric is good people." "Is good people, yes." "I'll never forget." "It was the hottest day of summer, and hyde and kelso dug a hole then covered it with leaves." "And they said, "hey, fez, "want to see a pile of dead leaves ?"" "So naturally, I ran over." "And you fell in ?" "Hey, new guy, I'm in the middle of telling a story here." "I'm sorry." "What happened ?" "I fell in, and I couldn't get out." "And the sun was beating down." "So hot." "So hot." "Finally, eric came over." "And you know what that magnificent boy did ?" "He poured soda all over me, because that's what friends do." "And then the ants came." "Hey, guys." "Oh, eric." "about you leaving, uh," "I just want you to know that, uh... oh, here comes the waterworks !" " Hey, hyde, man." " Hey, man." "Listen, I want some tunes, so I need to find a record store." "Leo, you're in a record store." "Whoa, that was fast, man !" "So what are you doing here ?" "I'm the boss, man, which is ironic, 'cause I'm also the least-motivated employee." "So if you have a whole record store, how come you've been kind of mopey lately, man ?" "I'm not mopey." "I'm fine." "Well, where's that loud girl you're always hangin' with ?" "Jackie ?" "She's in chicago." "Wait, if jackie's in chicago, I have a question." "What ?" "Who's jackie ?" "Jackie's the loud girl." "Loud girl's in chicago !" "Hey, that's why you're sad, man." "You love loud girl." "Maybe I do." "You know what ?" "The only reason I'm admitting that is because you have no short-term memory." "You're gonna forget this conversation when it's over." "Hey, that's not true, man." "Hey, guess what I found out." "What, leo ?" "Loud girl's in chicago." "Oh, hey, guys." " Hey, fez, how you holdin' up ?" " Ohh !" "Um... actually, eric, uh, fez is afraid he'll cry if he talks to you, so he's gonna whisper in my ear and I'm gonna talk for him." ""Eric, you are my best friend." ""And I will treasure the time that we had together."" ""And every time I see a sunset, I will think of you..."" ""as I'm making sweet love to donna."" "Oh, crap." "It's almost time for me to go get my shots." "Yeah, why do I have to get shots anyway ?" "So I get yellow fever." "I could use a little color." "You guys, this might be our last circle together." "We're growing up." "I mean, these two have jobs, and eric is off to start his life, and" "I'm doing more shaving than ever." "Eric, I know you're scared of getting your shots." "So I'm gonna be a pal and get 'em with you, 'cause I owe you for that time that I chucked that dead raccoon at you, and then it turned out to not be dead." "And then it bit you, and you kicked it back at me, and then it bit me, and then we both had to go and get rabies shots." "Remember on the way to the hospital, kelso saw that dog, and he jumped out of the car' cause he wanted to go pet it, but he forgot the car was moving, and he broke his arm ?" "That was the funniest, bloodiest, most rabies-filled day ever." "Look at us." "Best friends offering to help each other." "You know, we always have to remember this moment." "What ?" "Upstairs !" "Now !" "I am in huge trouble." "I can't believe that is what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years !" "I wish I had 2,000 feet so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses !" "I'm shocked." "The basement door closes and out come the lighters and the drugs." "And I am sure donna's down there bouncing around without a bra." "It's like amsterdam down there." "Did someone shove a vacuum up your nose and suck out your last lonely brain cell ?" "What is going on in your head ?" "I am so disappointed in you boys." "And here I thought it was my dryer that made our clothes smell funny." "who taught you how to do this ?" "Was it those damn beatles ?" ""All you need is love."" "All you need is a job and a haircut !" "And you... wipe that stupid smirk off your dopey, dope-fiend face !" "Do you know what drugs do to you ?" "They shrink your brain until one day you wake up, and you think you're superman and you can fly, and then you wind up jumping off the roof in your underpants." "Oh, this idiot doesn't need drugs for that." "He does that every saturday." "Well, this is the worst thing that you have ever done !" "Eric, I am gonna make you..." "I am going to... well, I can't think of anything worse than sending you to africa." "You're going to africa !" "Hey, leo." "So" "I decided that tomorrow after I say good-bye to forman, I'm gonna go to chicago." "Hey, loud girl's in chicago." "You should look her up." "Good idea." "Anyway, what I was thinking is, while I'm gone, you could run the record store." "It'd be fun, man, like the old days at the fotohut." "You know, the film place you used to own ?" "Wait." "Was it a little blue house in the middle of a parking with a drive-up window ?" "Exactly." "I don't remember that at all, man." "Okay, michael, eric, pull your pants down and lean over the table." "I'll go get those gigantic needles." "I just hope somebody remembered to bring them in out of the rain so they're not all rusty." "Hey, donna, I'm gonna need you to help me pull my pants off." "Fine." "Turn around." "Wedgie !" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Did you say off ?" "I thought you said up your butt." "I still liked it." "So... here we are." "Yep." "I can't believe you're leaving tomorrow." "Yeah." "And it's kind of weird spending our last moments together bent over a table with our naked butts in the air." "This is how I always hoped it'd be." "You know," "I was gonna say that I'll miss you, but" "I'm not a nancy-boy." "And, kelso, there's something I want to say to you... son of a bitch !" "Oh, that hurt like hell !" "That was the alcohol swab." "Well, it was freezing." "Well, this is it." "Just have to make it past mom's farewell ambush, and then off to africa." "Actually, eric, I wanted to talk to you first." "I don't know if you know this, but" "I've been looking forward to you getting out of the house for a long time." "Yeah." "I believe your exact words were," ""it will be more glorious than d-day."" "Yeah." "Well, you're my son, and" "I'm your father, so... here." "That's your pocket knife from korea." "You said if I ever touched that, I'd meet the same fate as hundreds of other godless commies." "Well," "I want you to take it to africa with you." "Really ?" "Wow, dad, that means a lot." "And, son, I want you to know that" "I'm gonna miss you, and I love you, and have a good trip." "Wait a second." "What did you just say ?" "I said have a good trip." "No, before that." "You heard me." "Wow, this feels like one of those moments when, you know, normal people would hug." "Thank you, dad." "So really, any last-minute advice ?" "Uh, yeah." "You lose that knife, don't come home." "surprise." "It's just you ?" "Donna, this is the best surprise ever." "So vista cruiser, huh ?" "This is where we had our first kiss." "I know." "I remember." "Wow." "Well, it's gotta last a really long time." "This is weird." "I mean, me leaving." "It's like it's real." "Yeah, but you're gonna be back before you know it, and then we're gonna have our whole lives to spend together." "Listen to me, donna." "I love you so much." "You know, you're my best friend." "And I..." "I love you." "And thank you for not letting my mom plan this, like, going-away surprise thing." "I love you, too, eric." "And I'm sorry." "For what ?" "For this... okay, guys !" "Oh..." " Surprise !" " Surprise !" "Mom !" "Oh, you know, who am I kidding ?" "I wanted this." "Oh, eric !" "Okay, charlie," "I'm gonna put you in charge of this." "If you ever wantto cheer fez up, here's a little trick." "I got you !" "Who got you ?" " You do, eric." " Okay." "Here you go, forman." "A little going-away gift." "Oh, thanks, man." "Hyde, this bag is empty." "Yeah." "I heard about the stuff they have over in africa." "Fill that bad boy up, send it back to me." "Honey," "I'm sorry if I smothered you." "That's just what a mother does." "But I've accepted that you're leaving, and" "I'm ready to let you go." "Oh, mom." "Mom, you..." "I'm really only allowed one carry-on, so... dad ?" "Come on, kitty." "Come on." "Eric, I'm not real good with words, so I thought I'd say good-bye the only way I know how." "Hit it, boys." "so long, point place !" "oh, for pete's sake." "Come on." "so long, point place !" "come in." "Hey." "Steven !" "What, um, what are you doing here ?" "Uh, nothing." "Had some free time, thought I'd check out chicago." "How's it goin' ?" "Um, good." "Hey, do you want to go take a walk, maybe get something to eat ?" "Jackie, I checked." "No one can see us doing it from the parking lot !" "You're dead." "I'm nude !"