"(energetic orchestral music)" "♫ Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo dooh" "♫ Where the four winds blow" "♫ And it's five miles wide" "♫ Where a six gun rules and a man can't hide" "♫ A man can play and a man can win" "♫ Lucky Luke rides again" "♫ Lucky Luke, born to ride" "♫ With a six-gun by his side" "♫ Lucky Luke, here's to you" "♫ Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo dooh" "♫ There's a man who waits over yonder hill" "♫ And when he shoots, he shoots to kill" "♫ But he don't know that in the end" "♫ Lucky Luke will ride again" "♫ Lucky Luke, born to ride" "♫ With a six-gun by his side" "♫ Lucky Luke, here's to you" "♫ Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo dooh" "♫ On a dusty trail 'neath the western sky" "♫ Where the sun shines hot enough to fry" "♫ A cowboy's dream must never end" "♫ Lucky Luke rides again" "♫ Lucky Luke, born to ride" "♫ With a six-gun by his side" "♫ Lucky Luke, here's to you" "♫ Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo dooh" "♫ Lucky Luke, born to ride" "♫ With a six-gun by his side" "♫ Lucky Luke, here's to you" "♫ Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo dooh" "♫ Lucky Luke, born to ride" "♫ With a six-gun by his side" "♫ Lucky Luke, here's to you" "(gun fires) (glass breaking)" "♫ Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo dooh" "[Jolly] Ain't we supposed to be ridin' off into the sunset?" "(gentle harmonica music)" "Welcome, Luke, show's about to start." "Tonight, as a part of our prison's new rehabilitative arts program," "Dalton brothers present their historic production of highlights from Shakespeare." "(applause)" "I said historic, just like in Shakespeare's time, all the women's roles are going to be played by men." "(crowd jeers)" "Is it a good thing?" "We want gals." "Quiet, quiet, sit down, sit down now." "Now, let's get this thing started." "To be or not to be," "that is the question, all right." "Whether tis nobler in mind to suffer the slings of... (clangs)" "Alas, poor Yorick." "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well." "Yeah." "A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent quality." "He hath borne me upon his back a thousand times." "Here hung those lips I have kissed so many times." "Very effective, the gravedigging." "Yep, it sure is." "That was the last poor Yorick remembered." "Next, the balcony scene with Romeo and Juliet." "Now, we're talkin'." "Sit up, Luke." "This is the good part." "But soft, what light through yonder winder breaks?" "It is my lady." "Oh, it is love." "(sighs)" "(audience laughs)" "She speaks and she says nothing." "(audience laughs)" "See how she leans her cheek upon her hand." "Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek." "She speaks..." "It's so romantic, it' takes my breath away." "[Romeo] She speaks." "Uh huh." "Oh, speak again, bright angel." "(audience laughs)" "Are you wondering, Romeo, Romeo, where for art I, Romeo?" "(audience laughs)" "Perhaps, I, Romeo, should deny my father and refuse my name." "But if I won't, would you no longer be a Capulet?" "(audience laughs)" "(applause)" "Well, that was about the most inspiring thing" "I've ever heard in my life." "Wish somebody would say he wanted to be a glove on my cheek." "I wonder where Joe went?" "I swear, Luke, you don't have a romantic bone in your body." "Might as well be talking to a post." "It's just a play, Lotta." "Oh, western men, they shoot and pillage and carry on like savages." "They never wanna dig deep into their poetic souls." "Like him?" "I'm the gravedigger again, in Twelfth Night." "A woman wants poetry, flowers, attention." "Attention, Luke." "Nobody dies in Twelfth Night, it's a comedy." "Who cares?" "The Daltons are in prison." "They're not your responsibility." "Give it a rest." "If music be the food of love, play on." "Oh, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound," "(thumps) that breathes upon a bank of violets." "(thumps)" "Enough, no more." "Tis not so sweet as it was before." "Away before me to sweet beds of flowers." "(laughs)" "Love-thoughts lie rich when canopied with bowers." "(applause)" "Follow me." "Hold on there, Joe." "We gotta take a curtain call." "The guys are still clapping." "They don't wanna go back to their cells." "Come on, I dug us a tunnel." "This is our big chance to see what Warden Bellfellow thought about our show." "Boys, it was absolutely wonderful." "Inspiration, too bad all of Daisy Town couldn't have seen it." "Well, I would have invited everybody, but well, you understand, security." "Why not do the show in town?" "You could have it at my saloon." "My dear, my brothers and I long to return to the stage." "Only the Daltons would have to be guarded, and Luke could take care of that, couldn't you, Luke?" "[Luke] No." "Luke?" "What in the world is this?" "The Dalton's escape route." "Boys, boys, boys." "[William, Jack, Averell] It was his idea." "How do you expect to be rehabilitated if you're gonna keep tryin' to escape all the time?" "This time, I feel bad about it." "Well, we're makin' some progress here." "I see no reason to deprive Daisy Town of the wit and the wisdom of the bard." "You're a trusting soul, Warden." "Well, I trust you, Luke." "You can keep the Dalton boys in line." "I'll have my seamstress, Betty Lou, make some costumes." " She's a whiz with a needle." " Lotta." "How long would that take?" " Give her until Saturday." " Lotta." "How about Saturday afternoon?" "That way the ladies can come, too." "Oh, that settles it." "I'll deliver the boys on Saturday mornin' in time for a dress rehearsal, and that way we won't inconvenience Luke for more than a day." "Oh, Luke doesn't mind." "I mind." "It's your job, Luke." "My job is to keep the peace, not to follow the Daltons around." "Oh hey, they'll stay in line." "They'll behave." "Won't you, boys?" "[William, Jack, Averell] Yes, Warden." "It's quite a selection." "You outdid yourself, Betty Lou." "I hope they'll be all right." "Are you kidding?" "You have done the impossible." "Made the Daltons look like kings." "What's this?" "That isn't for the Daltons." "Well, I should hope not." "It's gorgeous." "It's your size, isn't it?" "I made a hat, too, and gloves." "You're a real romantic, aren't ya, honey?" "I read about it." "Well, you're never gonna find romance reading about it." "You gotta go out and make it happen." "Ya got your eye on a particular fellow?" "Well, there's one, but he's kinda spoken for." "You mean married?" "Oh no, I'd never." "Engaged?" "No." "Then he's fair game." "You go right after him." "I can't, he doesn't even know I'm alive." "How could he?" "You blend into the walls, but in this, you could really catch his eye." "Is he comin' to the show today?" "Well, there's no time to waste." "You get right upstairs and get ready." "I wanna see you in that hat, the gloves, the whole nine yards." "But the Daltons are coming." "Oh, I'll button up the Daltons." "And use some of my makeup." "I wanna see some color on those cheeks." "(laughs)" "You boys don't be givin' the sheriff any trouble." "Here ya go, Luke." "Here's the keys to the handcuffs, a snack for Averell, he tends to get a little cranky in the middle of the afternoon." "I'll keep it in mind." "(playful orchestral music)" "The stage is all ready boys, whenever you are." "Costumes are waiting." "Lotta, what brought this on?" "Civic responsibility." "Daisy Town could use a little culture." "You call that culture?" "One leg at a time, Averell, just like us." "It's better than nothing." "It's just that I need to hear those stirring words of love, Luke." "If I have to bring in the Daltons to say 'em, then that's what I'm gonna do." "Who knows?" "Maybe a little poetry will rub off on Daisy Town, and you." "Me?" "It would be nice if you were inspired to tell me how you feel about me, in words." "Words?" "Words, people use them all the time and they don't fall over dead." "It doesn't have to be poetry." "Although, if you wanted to say you were head over heels or something, stuck on, intrigued," "taken with, partial to." "Scrapin' the bottom of the barrel here, Luke." "Lotta," "I'm fond of you." "Fond?" "(light orchestral music)" "(moves into rhythmic orchestral music)" "Cross my palm with silver and I will reveal all." "I follow the gypsy trail, and I bring good fortune to those who bid me stay." "I am ready for customers." "You can form a line to my left." "(rhythmic orchestral music)" "Hi, Lucky Luke." "Ma'am." "For heaven's sake, Luke, say something about the dress." "Oh, mighty nice." "Thank you." "(clacking) leetchen, leetchen." "Cross my palm with silver and I will tell your future." "No thank you, I don't." "You don't believe I have such powers, but I am Estheranza, a gypsy queen." "I come with the wind and I know many things." "You have secretly been in love with someone for a long time." "That's in my hand?" "But you are afraid to tell this person how you feel." "A lot of that goin' around." "Because you sense this person doesn't love you." "True." "I have just what you need, love potion, guaranteed." "Love potion!" "(laughs)" "A curse on now believers. (Spits)" "Give this to the man you love, and he will be yours forever." "As long as you are the first person he sees after he drinks it." "This potion was brewed in the magic of a midsummer night." "One sip and your eyes will open to the infinite, romantic possibilities" "of the universe." "But don't take my word for it," "I will demonstrate, if there is a volunteer." "How about you, Luke?" "Yeah!" "(laughs)" "There's no such thing as a love potion." "(laughs)" "Beware, lest you be doomed to a life of loneliness." "He's shakin' in his boots." "(laughs)" "Be careful, Luke." "Come on, you don't really believe in all this hocus-pocus." "I believe there's more to life than fun." "Set me up, gypsy, I'm ready for someone new." "Well, Jack Dalton." "Tell me about yourself, Jack." "(light piano music)" "But you're Luke's girl." "That's over, Jack." "It's you I want." "Why?" "I'm nothing like Luke." "So much the better." "Come on, Jack, do me a little Shakespeare." "(laughs)" "I suppose I could compare you to a summer's day." "Bingo." "[Cowboy] A summer's day." "(laughs)" "Sure looks like true love to me." "You gonna fill him full of holes, Luke?" "Like Swiss cheese." "(laughs)" "What for?" "I don't have a jealous bone in my body." "I'm a reasonable man." "Excuse me." "I never realized you were so sensitive, Jack." "Darling." "It won't work." "What won't?" "You can't make me jealous by throwing yourself at a common criminal." "Jack is an uncommon criminal." "He's gentle and sensitive." "He knows how to use words to win a girl." "What about us?" "What?" "Us." "Sss?" "Us." "(laughs)" "There is no us." "From now on, it's Jack and me." "Fine, it's fine with me." "Sure, Luke." "(laughs)" "Any reason why it shouldn't be?" "No, not in a million years." "If I look bothered it's just because" "Joe Dalton is missing." "(playful orchestral music)" "Going somewhere?" "I was consulting my muse." "It got a little stuffy inside." "Back inside, Joe." "It's barbaric." "I get punished because my brother's makin' time with your girl." "Start rehearsing." "Everybody on stage." "Break it up, you two." "How come I have to play the girl?" "Hey, I'm Ophelia, and I ain't complaining', Averell." "But Juliet doesn't have any lines." "Juliet has got plenty of lines." "You can't never remember 'em." "(honky-tonk piano music)" "You won't regret it." "This is gonna make me the happiest woman in the world." "(honky-tonk piano music)" "Can I get you anything, Miss Betty Lou?" "Take a break, Hank." "Sure." "(honky-tonk piano music)" "Mighty hot day, want a sarsaparilla?" "Sure." "There you go." "Thanks." "[Cowboy] Cheating on me." "Get back, get back." "(glass breaking)" "Come on, big boy." "Sheriff, we can't rehearse with all this noise." "Got a s'prilla?" "Yes, I mean, no." "Tastes like a s'prilla to me." "What's wrong?" "You drank the love potion." "I did?" "I do feel myself strangely drawn to you." "Well, try not to be." "I have no choice, it's destiny." "Be mine." "But what about Lotta." "I don't want Lotta." "But you said that Lotta was lovely and temperate like a summer's day." "Death Valley in August, compared to you." "I turn my back for one second." "Well, what's the matter, Lotta, losing your touch?" "I can get him back." "All my life, I've wondered what true love is, and now I've found it." "And may I say, you look particularly lovely in that dress." "I'm sorry, Lotta, he took the love potion by mistake." "This is because of the potion?" "I knew it was powerful but my, my." "What happened to my bottle?" "Says he needs fresh air." "Keep an eye on him." "[Jolly] He needs more than fresh air." "I've seen geldings with more on the ball." "(laughs)" "Lotta?" "Estheranza, the gypsy." "You stand like that for a reason?" "I took the love potion." "I'm waiting for Lotta to come along so when I look at her, she'll fall in love with me." "Listen, you got it wrong." "If you want Lotta to fall in love with you, you have got to be the first person she sees after she drinks it." "Oh oh." "Should I open my eyes?" "Count all the way to 10 first." "One, two, three, all the way to 10." "[Jolly] Oh oh, you gotta be kiddin'." "Oh, Jolly Jumper." "Why don't you tell me a little about yourself?" "[Jolly] Not in this lifetime, fella." "Oh, it's all right." "I'll learn your language." "It might take me a little time, but then we have our whole lives." "[Jolly] Oh, Luke!" "You might as well stop your game now." "I don't know what you're talkin' about." "You're faking this potion business." "I don't know how you got Jack to go along but." "I wouldn't be so sure, Luke, look out the window." "Just a minute." "Lotta." "[Cowboy With Black Hat]I think you better get over here, Luke." "Never saw anything like it." "I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love." "I'm in love with a wonderful horse." "[Jolly] Oh, this is unnatural." "Is he out of his mind?" "He didn't follow the directions for the potion." "This is getting out of hand." "The potion's a fake, and I'm gonna prove it once and for all." "I'll take that." "Love potion. (Laughs)" "See, nothin'." "(lilting orchestral music)" "I'll be darned." "It does work." "Convinced, convinced, convinced." "Today only, two bottle for six bits, huh?" "(honky-tonk piano music)" "[Jolly] Ugh, hairy human lips, blech." "(singing)" "We are going to be rich, leetchen." "(honky-tonk piano music)" "(bangs)" "Entry." "Tell me the potion's a fake." "I always thought it was, but now I think the potion has powers which even I could never have imagined." "You should know, you took it." "But I was only pretending." "Are you sure, haven't you been feeling sort of warm toward Jack lately, hm?" "Oh, he has fine qualities which I hadn't noticed, but oh no." "What if I am in love with Jack?" "Maybe the potion is real." "Can I have an endorsement?" "No." "Look, you don't understand." "Maybe I could get one from the Schnitzel with the horse." "I can't be in love with Jack, especially now that he's in love with Betty Lou." "Give me the antidote." "No one has ever asked for the antidote before." "I don't think there is one." "Then what am I gonna do?" "Accept your fate." "Ay yi yi." "Wait a moment, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit." "Give me your palm, give me your palm." "Okay, you have a very complicated love line." "Many men, many men, are yet to fall in love with you." "Many?" "I see a philosopher, a traveler, a lawman, a gunfighter," "a kind of a poet, all of them will be devoted to you." "You are lucky." "Lucky?" "(spits)" "Could you possibly be wrong about this?" "It's possible." "See, according to this, I am supposed to fall in love with a very short man with an enormous burden." "I am still waiting." "Over here, leetchen." "I wait no more." "I'm doomed." "I need your help." "I don't have an antidote for your brother." "Forget him, I need fog." "Fog?" "Fog, for the show." "Thick, blinding fog." "Cross my palm with silver, and I shall brew you a fog worthy of kings." "I can't pay you till after the show." "You have to visit a bank first." "Your credit is good, but not perfect." "Coffee?" "Yes." "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" "Thou art more lovely and more temperate." "Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, and summer's lease hath all too short a date." "Hi, Lotta." "[Jolly] Oh, Lotta, please, please, please." "Don't give me that look." "At least somebody's in love with you." "I don't care, I don't care." "They deserve each other, that two-timing snake and that ungrateful wretch." "You're speakin' of the woman I love." "I gave her a job." "I gave her advice." "I was her friend, and this is how she pays me back." "By stealing the one man that I ever truly loved." "I'd come back to you if I could." "I think I can get over you, Jack." "I'll never get over Betty Lou." "She and Luke are gonna live happily ever after, while I'm destined to live forever in torment." "Why don't you do us both a favor and get Betty Lou outta town?" "She doesn't even like me." "How am I supposed to get her away from Luke?" "Here, take my gun." "Now, go get the woman you love." "But thy eternal summer shall not fade." "I can't, she looks so happy." "Hold that thought, Jack." "And tonight, when you're in your cell all alone, picture how it will be when Luke and Betty Lou ride off into the sunset together." "[Luke] Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines, and often is his gold complexion dimmed." "Luke, I challenge you to a duel." "No, no, no, not a duel, just get Betty Lou and go." "He'll just come after me." "I might as well settle this once and for all." "Where did you get the gun, Jack?" "From me." "Well, wait a minute, I can fix this." "Betty Lou, tell Jack a duel is outta the question." "No." "No?" "No one's ever fought over me before." "It sounds exciting." "You're right, there's nothing more thrilling than a duel between romantic rivals." "Come watch from my balcony, we'll have lemonade." "Lotta." "Lotta." "Jack, let's talk." "How many lumps do you want?" "Pardon?" "Sugar, in your lemonade." "One, I like mine tart." "Indeed." "(somber orchestral music)" "Jack, I don't wanna shoot you." "Drop your gun." "I'm a desperate man." "I can see that, but you can't outdraw me." "Watch this." "Lotta, toss down some of that sugar." "[Lotta] How many lumps?" "All of them." "(gun fires)" "Oh." "Sorry, as long as you're alive," "I don't have a chance with Betty Lou." "And without her, I might as well be dead." "If that's the way you want it." "(glass breaking)" "Count of three." "Yep." "Here comes the Swiss cheese." "(laughs)" "One." "Two." "This is for you, Betty Lou." "No!" "(glass breaking)" "Wait, don't do it!" "Jack, I'm yours." "That I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek." "Oh." "(laughs)" "I'll never leave your side, Jolly Jumper." "[Jolly] Try walking' behind me." "Let's go, Averell." "Gotta go, he's very strict." "[Jolly] Hurry back, I want us to grow old together." "Now, maybe things can get back to normal around here." "Hey, I saved somebody's life today." "Don't I get any appreciation?" "Thanks for saving Jack's life." "Everything all set?" "All set, Warden." "No problem with the Daltons?" "No more than usual." "That's what I like to hear." "Ah, is this feeling better now?" "Will your foot feel better?" "Yeah." "Good, that's good." "Yeah." "Just what I need, I'm feelin' mighty parched." "Me, too." "This tastes familiar." "No, it doesn't." "It's been spiked, it's got love potion in it." "Does that mean?" "Now look, fellas." "I love you, Lotta." "You love Betty Lou, I love Lotta." "Say you'll be mine forever." "Over my dead body." "Not again." "(shouts)" "(gentle piano music)" "We begin our program with Ophelia and Hamlet, from Hamlet." "(grunting)" "(audience laughs)" "My love, I have remembrances of yours that I have longed, longed to deliver." "I pray, now receive them." "(grunts)" "(audience laughs)" "No, not I." "I never gave you aught." "(audience laughs)" "They're killin' each other, give me fog now." "(tinkling)" "(applause)" "Come on, come on, the show is over." "And I don't want any of that curtain call thing, either." "We're getting out of here now." "I'm not leavin' without Lotta." "I'm not leavin' without Lotta, either." "And I'm not leavin' without Jolly Jumper." "Leave them all, they are idiots." "True, but they're my brothers." "(applause)" "Wait a minute, there is no fog in Hamlet." "[Jolly] This is what I get for parkin' in a tow-away zone." "(rhythmic orchestral music)" "Are we almost there yet?" "10 minutes closer than the last time you asked." "I can't drive with people breathing down my neck." "Sit down, the woman needs room." "Ouch." "Averell." "They ain't no room in here, Averell." "Why don't get out and ride Jolly Jumper?" "Never, we don't have that kind of a relationship." "I volunteer to jump." "No, no!" "("Lucky Luke Rides Again" by Roger Miller)" "Can you see 'em?" "No, but I can follow the tracks." "("Lucky Luke Rides Again" by Roger Miller)" "What now?" "You see that branch." "So?" "It is forbidden to take that road." "Hey." "[Jolly] Aw, dang it." "Look out, look out!" "[Jolly] Next time, take the forbidden road." "What do we do now, Joe?" "I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'." "You better think quick, 'cause Luke will be along any minute." "If he can tear himself away from Betty Lou." "He'll be along to save Jolly Jumper." "Luke can't follow all of us if we split up." "We can meet in different towns." "Come on, Lotta." "Come on, Lotta." "Fellas." "She loves me, we're gonna settle down on a ranch." "Make it a horse ranch, and Jolly and I'll come along." "Fellas." "She don't wanna settle down on no ranch." "She wants the glamorous life of the stage." "Choose your weapon, will ya." "I choose Lotta's gun." "Lotta gave me that gun." "Didn't ya, Lotta?" "Lotta?" "Lotta!" "Where are you?" "[Jack] Is that you, I'm over here?" "[William] Wait, over here." "Go east." "[Jack] Lotta, my darling." "Jack, I don't love you." "But you drank the potion." "So, did you." "But can you honestly look me in the eyes and tell me you love me?" "Well no, it's really Betty Lou I love." "You should, she's a fine person." "And she's crazy about you." "[Betty Lou] Jack, Jack, can you hear me?" "See." "I'm gone." "Get down." "Betty Lou's lookin' for me." "I thought you were hot for Lotta." "It's Betty Lou I love now." "Fine, you just forget Betty Lou for one second." "Lucky Luke is here, and if he takes us back to jail, you can kiss your precious Betty Lou good-bye." "Think about it." "Kissin' Betty Lou doesn't sound like such a bad deal." "You go out there and make a noise, and I'll jump him." "What about swamp critters?" "They're asleep, now get goin'." "(mysterious orchestral music)" "Frog snake!" "(gun fires)" "Looks like a deadly bandanna snake to me." "Close 'em up." "Lotta, my darlin', I'll love ya till the day I die." "Which may be sooner than you think if you don't get your hands off of me." "Listen to me, I don't love you." "I could never love you." "You're just sayin' that 'cause you're still in love with Jack." "I can fix that." "Wanna drink?" "Where'd you get that?" "I swiped it from you." "Oh, very nice." "Lotta, wanna drink?" "So much for savoir-faire." "Now, come and get me." "William, I'm not smitten." "I don't get it." "Why ain't it workin'?" "Don't ask me, maybe it's fake after all." "But if it's fake, then I ain't in love with you, neither." "Well, are ya?" "Sure." "How much?" "A whole bunch." "Enough to give up your career, the bright lights, the grease paint, the applause?" "Hell, no." "I'm so glad, go on, William." "The stage is callin'." "[Averell] William." "I'm comin'." "That's Averell." "William." "William." "Be careful, Luke is out there lookin' for us." "He ain't never gonna take me back." "I'm gonna be an actor." "Don't give up your day job." "You need your Lotta." "Yoohoo, Luke." "Any last words?" "It won't work." "It won't work." "I'll remember you said that." "Mud in the barrel." "Wait right here, boys." "You're funny, Luke." "(twig snaps)" "Lucky Luke." "It's cleaned and dry." "(gun fires)" "Say your prayers." "(laughs)" "Hold it, Joe." "If you shoot me, who's gonna pull you out?" "Better think fast, you're too short to take your time." "Just don't stand there, get me out." "Come on, please." "The gun." "Lucky." "Please." "The gun." "Just don't stand there, get me out." "Lucky, come on, will ya?" "Come on, Lucky!" "Come on, Lucky!" "Sweet dreams." "Lotta." "Lotta." "I know I don't say much, but that doesn't mean I don't have any feelings for ya." "But if I say so, it's just words, and words kinda put a limit on feelings." "I don't want any limits with you." "So, I don't say anything." "But I stick around." "And when I leave, I come back, which I wouldn't if I didn't feel something." "(serene orchestral music)" "It's like this," "I do care for you." "When I'm on the trail, you're what I'm lonesome for." "You're my family, my best friend." "I count on you," "I know you." "And I wish I would tell you this when you're awake." "[Jolly] Yeah, this is more like it." "(snoring)" "What's goin' on?" "Time to go home." "Where's Averell?" "I haven't seen him." "Look, quicksand." "(solemn orchestral music)" "A moment of silence for our poor, departed brother." "At least, we don't have to bury me." "I had the weirdest dream last night." "That I fell in love with Jolly Jumper. (Laughs)" "Don't know why you want this, love potion's a fake." "It is not, it brought Betty Lou and me together." "[Lotta] It is, too." "[Betty Lou] Is not." "Anybody else take it?" "Luke did." "So, it's up to Luke." "How 'bout it?" "[Jolly] Take it from me, partner." "Don't tell 'em a thing, nothin'." "Yeah, Luke, did the potion make you fall in love with Betty Lou?" "No." "There." "I had my thumb over the bottle." "So, you were faking with Betty Lou." "Yeah." "What made you do that?" "I don't know." "Luke, that just might be the most romantic thing you ever said to me." "Really?" "So, wait a minute." "Was the potion a fake, or was it real?" "It changed my life." "I love you, Jack, and I'll always love you." "But this is good-bye." "What?" "I'm going to follow the gypsy trail." "But darling." "I wanna go with the wind and learn many things." "May I join you, Esperelda?" "Estheranza, you can call me Ethel." "Say it." "[Betty Lou] Ethel." "Ethel." "Lovely name, Ethel." "To the forbidden road." "(serene orchestral music)" "Welcome back, boys." "Thanks, Luke." "("Lucky Luke Rides Again" by Roger Miller)" "♫ Lucky Luke, born to ride" "[Jolly] Get off, Lotta." "I guess I'll see ya." "Lotta, Lotta." "I know I don't say much, but that doesn't mean I..." "You rescued me from the Daltons." "I don't need anymore proof of your feelings." "Lotta." "Luke." "Frankly, I don't care if I don't every hear the word "love" again in my life." "Lotta." "You're off the hook, Luke." "You can ride off into the sunset with a clear conscience." "("The Lonesomest Cowboy In The West" by Arlo Guthrie)" "♫ Of all the lonesome cowboys in the west" "♫ I figure I've gotta be the lonesomest" "♫ I wanna ride the range where there's lots of elbow room" "♫ Yeah, the wind blows free, now the sagebrush blooms" "♫ Rather be on my own-some singin' my lonesome cowboy blues" "♫ Yes, I'm the lonesomest cowboy that I know" "♫ But when it comes to courtin' and such, I move real slow" "♫ Met a purty gal itchin' to get hitched the other day" "♫ My horse got so upset we rode the other way" "♫ I gotta be on my own-some singin' my lonesome cowboy blues" "♫ Some folks think it's heaven in a hotel" "♫ With their puffed up pillows and their quilts piled high" "♫ Well, I don't hanker for no hotel" "♫ Just wanna kick my boots off by the campfire's glow" "♫ While the lonely coyotes cry" "♫ Well, my bed is my horse and saddle"