"a.k.a. "Road to Revenge"" "[chuckles]" "Ah, this is gonna be a good one." "I can feel it." "Eh, I'd feel a hell of a lot better if we had a warrant." "When we get some dope, we'll get a warrant." "You see boy, that's the difference between you and me." "I have ears on the street." "And I'm gonna be a Lieutenant while you're still pounding the pavement." "That's funny, because I always thought you'd be a Lieutenant because you had your nose halfway up the Captain's ass." "Shut up, Finney." "Finney:" "Yes, Sir!" "Finney, you head out this way, Bodie, you take the right side." "The fruits of Oz." "Son of a bitch!" "That Normad's right!" "LAPD!" "Your trailer is surrounded!" "Open up!" "Yeah, surrounded, you wish." "You come out of there slowly, with your damn hands behind your head!" "Now do it!" "Ah!" "Normad!" "Where the hell are you?" "!" "Hold your position, Finney!" "God dammit, Normad!" "I've got my ass hanging out here!" "Finney, I said hold your position!" "Huck!" "Where the hell are you, Normad?" "Take it easy, buddy." "You're gonna make it." "It hurts." "It hurts." "Damn, didn't I tell you this was a killer bust?" "And it's all mine!" "What's your problem, Normad?" "You almost got Huck killed." "So what?" "You know, if that guy dies we're doing the whole world a favor." "Agh!" "You just made a big mistake." "Not a problem." "Good girl!" "Do a little dance!" "Good girl!" "A little martial artist." "Good baby!" "Good girl!" "Good girl!" "Good girl!" "Good girl!" "Normad, tell us in your own words what you observed in the behavior of these two officers that led you to believe they were involved in drug-related activities?" "Well, sir, they um, they started coming late for their shifts." "Some of the officers covered for them." "But then I noticed something strange." "They um, their eyes were weird, like someone who uses drugs - dilated." "And then they started slurring their speech." "Can the opinions." "Stick to factual observations." "Alright, sir." "Well I was close enough to observe Finney- give the suspect a sum of money, and in return, he received from the suspect- some little bags with white powder in it." "And then a larger bag with a leafy substance." "Excuse me, this is a lie." "That'll be enough, officer Finney." "I will not tolerate outbursts." "That son of a bitch is lying, do you understand me?" "Sit down!" "Or I will have you removed from this hearing!" "You're not going to tolerate outbursts?" "How about tolerating the goddamn justice system?" "Sit down!" "Chill out, Huck." "We'll get our chance at that maniac." "You want me to sit?" "Go on." "Well, I heard them laughing, sir, and I took my surveillance binoculars and I observed Officer Finney strip off the back cover of a cardboard matchbook." "He then rolled it up so that it resembled a small straw, and he took it- and he put one end in his left nostril- and the other end in the white powder, and he [sniff] sniffed, sir." "Alright, this is crazy." "Hmm?" "You son of a bitch, you crazy motherfucker." "C'mon." "You want some of me?" "Come on, take it all, get your ass out of the chair" "I'll kick your ass..." "Take it easy, boy." "Take it easy there, pal." "Normad:" "Hahahaha" "I'm fine, I'm fine." "But you're not." "Normad:" "Hahahaha" "You laugh all you want, you son of a bitch." "What, are you dancing with me?" "!" "Normad:" "Bye bye, Finney." "You're getting really good at this." "I think this is where you want to be." "(indecipherable) Total professionals!" "Yeah, really?" "Interesting concept." "Ho ho!" "Bodie:" "Crazy son of a bitch!" "Have a beer." "Finney:" "Absolutely." "Son of a bitch." "So, are we working tomorrow night?" "Bodie:" "I am." "What are you doing?" "A prom." "Finney:" "PROOOOM?" "Teenagers?" "Bodie:" "That's what it says." "That's what she wrote down, yeah." "Prom." "I'm telling ya, you know what, this lady, she's giving you more jobs than she's giving me." "That's 'cause I'm the #1 employee." "Finney:" "Rick, there are two employees, I happen to be one of 'em, okay?" "And the only reason she's doing that is because you're gonna make a husband to her daughter." "Maybe you forgot, we broke up." "Finney:" "We?" "What, do you have a frog in your pocket?" "Well, let's see." "She left your ass, man, she dumped you." "You know how to hurt a guy." "Open the door man!" "Open a window!" "Oh god, whoo!" "Have a drink!" "Fucker!" "Whoo!" "I'd rather choose my own clothes, if you don't mind." "Go, go!" "Bavis!" "What, you don't recognize me in my tux?" "Hey, you recognize this penis?" "Man, if he recognizes that there's something really wrong with you, dude." "You're bad man, you're bad." "Girl:" "I need to piss off, guys." "Yeah, me too." "Let's go." "Driver!" "We need a piss stop, pull aside." "Bro:" "That's right, let's make it a foursome!" "Not a problem." "Come on, come on." "Wait a minute, driver, get back here and open the door." "Come on, what, are you posing for animal crackers?" "Bodie:" "Not a problem." "Let's go!" "Man, this driver's taking his time." "Ladies first!" "Chivalry's not dead." "Adios-y, Bela Lugosi!" "Bro:" "Hey!" "Jerkoff!" "Where you going, man?" "My camera's in the-!" "TV:" "A 49-year old man unidentified man went berserk last night, opening fire with a 12-gauge" "TV: shotgun." "Finney:" "Uh-huh!" "Yeah." "Huh huh huh." "See, Sam?" "You see this?" "Did you see that?" "Greg and Nicky, man, they're gettin' back together." "Cool." "You're late, how was the ride?" "Ah." "It was crazy kids." "Rick?" "Nicky and Greg, man, they're gettin' back together." "What are you doin'?" "Come on." "It's cowboy night." "Gotta get dressed." "Ah, I'm not too sure about tonight." "Finney:" "No no no." "Get sure, get dressed." "Get going." "We're dancing." "Bodie:" "We're dancing?" "Finney:" "We are dancing." "Dancing?" "We're really dancing?" "Finney:" "Not with other." "No, but we are dancing." "Hey!" "Look who's here!" "Bodie:" "Hello!" "That you, Cindy?" "Hey, Huck." "Howdy doody!" "Hey!" "Oh, well, Cherry, can I do you a drink of some sort?" "Sure." "What are you drinkin', buddy?" "Uh, I'll have a beer, buddy." "Beer, buddy?" "Beer, buddy." "Uh, well, I'll be back in a bit." "I've got a lot of things going on tonight." "Bodie:" "Alright." "Hi." "Hello, Rick." "You must've left town for a while, your mother says she hadn't seen you in months." "I had to get out." "I know the feeling." "Look, Rick." "I don't know what it is we have to talk about." "Nothing's changed since I left." "Some things have." "Yeah." "Like what?" "Like I quit the force." "You quit?" "Quit, got fired." "What's the difference?" "You should've stuck around." "I wish I could have." "I worried about you so much." "Just didn't know if they'd call me one night, and..." "I couldn't take the strain." "Doesn't matter now." "Gah." "Finney:" "Seriously think you'll need one of these." "A boilermaker thing, huh?" "Finney:" "Yes sir. made to (indecipherable)." "So I'd like to propose a toast." "To friendship!" "Finney:" "Ow!" "Hey Rick, come on up and sing!" "Good idea!" "Good thinking!" "Come on, go up there and sing." "Yeah!" "Go on, Rick." "Come on Rick, sing us a song!" "What are you gonna sing?" "Oh please, Rick?" "Bodie:" "You twisted my arm." "You twisted my arm, okay." "I'll do it." "Alright!" "[off-key dad singing]" "[off-key dad singing]" "Would you look at this?" "You know, you look really familiar." "Yeah, you're the coven bitch all right." "God, what a sweetpea." "You know that's a no-no." "I don't know what you're talking about." "[off-key dad singing]" "HOT DAMN!" "Hey, I forgot how great you can sing." "Thanks, so did I." "How disgusting." "I can't believe this." "You should talk." "This place looks like Sunday school compared to what I saw in your apartment Friday night." "You're full of shit." "And this is not an apartment, it's a public place, and I did not come here to get grossed out." "Get over it, Laura." "Coming through, excuse me." "Two more." "Hey, how come you're not up there?" "Because I have a brain." "Fun, huh?" "That great?" "Mom!" "Put on a good show." "Ehh..." "Whoo!" "I need to report public nudity." "I'm at Laney's Bar on Cuango West, and there are women taking off all of their clothes!" "It's disgusting!" "I talked to him." "We take her." "Whoo!" "Stop that!" "What about Roy Rogers over there?" "We fuck him up." "Out of my way, asshole." "Bodie:" "I don't think so." "I've got business with the bitch." "Bodie:" "She's with me." "Ready to get hurt?" "Bodie:" "Not a problem." "Get out of the way." "Cindy:" "No!" "Huck!" "Goodnight, Irene!" "Ah!" "Jesus!" "Oof!" "That's all you can take, boy?" "That's it?" "That's all you can take?" "Wake your ass up!" "Wake it up!" "Wake it up!" "Cop:" "Okay, buddy, that's enough!" "That's it!" "You're goin' downtown." "Finney:" "Oh fuck you!" "Hey!" "You're not taking him anywhere." "Finney:" "Fuck downtown!" "He was just trying to help me, these guys were trying to kidnap me." "Well then they're all going down, lady." "Let's go!" "What, you enjoy this?" "Cherry:" "Good evening." "Cop:" "Hi." "How you doin'?" "I'm here to bail out Henry Finney." "Okay, I'll see what I can do." "Fill these out." "Will do." "Freddy Motion, bail bondsman." "My friends call me "Mo."" "How you folks doing tonight?" "There's a lot of things I'd rather be doing." "How are you doin'?" "Good." "Couldn't be better." "Doin' just what I like to do." "I get off helping out nice people like you." "Tell me, what time did our boy get busted?" "About midnight." "Freddy:" "Midnight?" "Whoa!" "He's been in this shithole for five hours." "We'd better get him out before they make him prom queen, huh?" "Let's see, what's his name?" "Henry Finney." "Henry Finney..." "Finney?" "They call him Huck?" "Yeah!" "You know Huck?" "Yeah, I met that son of a bitch when he was a cop." "How's he doing?" "Outside of tonight, I mean." "I heard he's been a few cards short of a deck for months." "He's going through some growing pains, you might say." "We all gotta go through those changes." "But man, last I saw him he was a wild man." "He shouldn't need to get any wilder." "Eh, his wife's putting him through some real hard times." "See what those women'll do to ya?" "Hmm?" "Present company excepted, ma'am, of course." "You'll have to try a lot harder than that to offend me." "Alright." "Well let's see, let's get down to some business here." "I believe somebody's got a little something for me?" "Deed, maybe?" "I got the deed for you right here." "That's wonderful." "Fill in the blanks, and we'll get down to it." "Let's see." "Alright, back to the lucky homeowners." "Thank you, ma'am." "Alright, lemme take care of some business over here, and we'll get this show on the road." "God, I hope Huck's still alive." "So do I." "Sign right here, ma'am." "Well, well, well." "Howdy doody, tutti fruities." "Ma'am." "You know, I just want to say one thing, from a personal observation, about the accommodations here." "I dunno, they just suck." "Cop:" "Just get out of here." "See ya real soon." "On the street hopefully, huh?" "Bodie:" "Here's a quarter, buy yourself a personality." "Cherry:" "Let's go home." "Bodie:" "What a way to spend a work night!" "Finney:" "It's not over, I ain't lookin' to end it." "You know, I've been dumped quite a few times." "I'm really happy to see ya." "Waiter:" "How are you?" "Hey, Bennie!" "[endless guitar noodling] Good to see you!" "I haven't seen you for so long." "I've been fine, how have you been, Bennie?" "Wonderful." "Fantastic." "Lady's lovely." "Do you have a new joke, señor?" "You know I always got a new joke for you, Bennie." "So I got a physician joke for ya." "This very attractive young lady goes to the doctor for a checkup." "The doctor says "Hey, you gotta disrobe." She says "I'm very shy- can you turn the lights off?" He says "Okay." He turns the lights off, she takes her clothes off, and she says" ""Where should I put them?" He says "Right over here on top of mine." Cindy:" "Hahaha" "Bennie:" "That one was good." "It's quite a profession." "I got another one for you." "Another doctor joke." "Pick on doctor day." "This guy with a duck on his head, he goes- to the doctor, the doctor says, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, get this guy off my ass."" "Bennie:" "That one was good, too." "You always have a good joke." "You just appreciate me." "Bennie:" "I'll prepare your favorite dish." "Before you do, Bennie, would you join us?" "I wanna toast to you, for what to us is a very, very special occasion." "Bennie:" "Thank you so much." "And to the best food in town!" "Thank you." "Do you (indecipherable)?" "They're wonderful to taste, and affordable to touch." "Cindy:" "Oh how could we forget?" "I remember falling asleep in the 503 section one time." "Bennie:" "Excuse me, I will see how the chef's doing." "Sounds good." "He hasn't changed much, has he?" "Cindy:" "To us." "Hello, my name is Tamara!" "And the reason I've got this camera, is if you really love her- you'll want a picture of her." "Sounds good." "Shoot this." "Tamara, you've got quite a pair of lungs, is this the only place you sing?" "No, I sing every weeknight at Cafe Cargo, you should come by sometime." "Sounds good, maybe we'll give that a try." "Thank you." "Looks just like us." "Cindy, your eyes... they're incredible." "They're still the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen." "Well, you don't take such a bad picture yourself." "Well, that's true." "Tamara:" "Thanks, and see you again soon." "Bodie:" "Thank you, too." "I never thought I'd be sitting across the table from you again." "It's good to be with you." "Yeah, it is good to be with me, isn't it?" "Cindy:" "God!" "You haven't changed a bit." "Pleasure's all mine." "Cindy:" "I missed you, you know?" "Bodie:" "Yeah, it's been a tough year." "Sure put me through some changes." "You have no idea." "I have some idea." "No, I don't think you do." "Well, maybe I don't." "When I left you, I didn't know what to do." "I felt lost." "Started hanging out with a different crowd, you know?" "Strangers who I thought were my friends." "Everybody started doing drugs, and I did some myself." "Look, about the other night." "Those guys in the bar?" "I knew them." "They're members of cult." "Devil Worshippers." "The crowd I got into, they started getting involved in this coven, and..." "I just fell into it." "Before I knew it, I was attending these meetings." "Normad:" "Throughout the ages..." "Satan has guided us." "In his own divine way." "WE LOVE YOU SATAN!" "He asks only that we live in communion with him." "WE LOVE YOU, SATAN!" "My friends, we are here today to be in communion." "With our leader, Satan." "WE LOVE YOU, SATAN!" "Normad:" "And honor him." "WE LOVE YOU, SATAN!" "We are here to celebrate- the omnipotence... of our leader, Satan." "WE LOVE YOU, SATAN!" "Our leader has decreed that a newborn in our midst shall join him on each anniversary." "Cindy:" "No!" "Stop!" "Don't!" "No!" "Oh my God!" "Snake:" "I knew there was something wrong with this bitch the first time I saw her." "Scar:" "This bitch isn't good enough for Father Satan." "Snake:" "No more noise out of you." "Cindy:" "No no no!" "Snake:" "You'll be serving our master, whether you like it or not." "Scar:" "Don't move." "Normad:" "Could we continue?" "!" "To your knees." "Satan, we beg and beseech you to look after this one who we now send to you." "SATAN LIVES!" "Normad:" "The chosen one..." "They sacrificed a human baby." "I tried to stop it but I couldn't." "So I just left Hollywood the next day." "I didn't know what to do." "I went down to Santa Barbara and I stayed with Dad for a couple of months." "I heard through some friends of mine that the coven members are trying to find me, that they want to kill me- cause I know too much." "The other night, in the bar with you..." "I'm scared." "Don't be scared." "We'll work through this." "Work through this." "Thanks." "God, I feel better just talking about it." "Bodie:" "See?" "I haven't had anybody." "Bodie:" "I told you everything's gonna be just fine." "Things are gonna work out fine." "Cindy:" "Oh God, look at me." "I'm a mess." "I shouldn't put you through all this." "I'm sorry." "Bodie:" "Don't worry about it." "God, how have you been, anyway?" "Still trying to be an actor?" "Bodie:" "Well I audition every once in a while." "Still use that same monologue?" "Sure do." "Wanna hear it?" "Once?" "Just once, for old time's sake?" "To be, or not to be--that is the question:" "Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune ...And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er- by the pale cast of thought," "And enterprises of great pitch and moment With this regard their currents turn awry And lose the name of action." "Bravo!" "Cindy:" "What shall we drink to?" "[terrible duet between them in the background] Bodie:" "To new beginnings." "Let's hope they never end." "Sounds good to me." "Cindy:" "Grrrrrr!" "Why did I ever let you slip away?" "[terrible duet continues]" "Hey, Huck, congratulate me!" "Me and Cindy are gettin' back together again." "Gonna spend a couple weeks at Duke's, and then get a place of our own." "My great friend, what you're gonna do is just leave me hanging out there?" "Okay." "You know I can't afford to pay the rent." "Hey, well you surprise me with the attitude." "But maybe you can get another roommate." "Ed's looking for a place." "Ed?" "Ha!" "Don't worry, I'll (burp) be fine." "Hey!" "Dickhead in the purple." "You wanna hear something that Hamlet wrote?" "(burps) Not really." "Barfly:" "How about you?" "You wanna hear something Hamlet wrote?" "Who's Hamlet?" "Haha." "Who's Hamlet?" "Who gives a shit?" "Okay?" "My buddy here knows how to talk about Hamlet." "He knows lines." "You want to hear it or not?" "Not right now, maybe later." "Oh later?" "You know what this tells me about you, Mr. Fringe?" "Fringe Fuck Benefit?" "It tells me that you got no class, okay?" "You got no class." "Look at me." "You got no god damn class." "My buddy here can speak Hamlet!" "Alright?" "You wanna hear it or not?" "Huck, nobody wants to hear Hamlet's speech, and Shakespeare wrote it." "Y'know what?" "I really don't give a fuck who wrote it." "Okay?" "You got it?" "Barkeep, I would like another drink, okay?" "But at this time, at this point in place, this right" "I'd like something with some class." "So give me a classy drink." "Cause this man has no class!" "How about a bullet?" "That's what you're drinking." "It's been classy enough for you since- Finney:" "Great!" "Then a bullet, fine man." "Give me a bullet." "I'm sick of this shit." "How about you?" "Would you like a bullet?" "A little class?" "Huh?" "Give my friend here a bottle of class, too." "What's- a bullet." "No, count me out." "I gotta leave after this beer- No, no, no." "No, you are not leaving, okay?" "You're not going to be able to pussy here, alright?" "Look at me." "You are sticking it out with me." "You know why?" "Because- excuse me, yo" "Pink!" "We're celebrating tonight, okay?" "We're celebrating, we're celebrating, the loss of my house, thank you." "Thank you, okay?" "And while we're at it, we are celebrating that my wife..." "Is banging all my friends." "Chill out, Huck." "Cut to the truth, Rick." "You nailed her, didn't ya?" "I mean, you made it with her didn't ya?" "I never spent five minutes with your wife, and you know it." "Finney:" "Lies, man, II'll tell ya what" "Y'know what?" "You nailed her, you made it with her, and you're lying to me right now." "C'mon, c'mon." "No, I'm not coming on, man, she had her ass up in the air- for everybody else, why not for you?" "Huh, baby boy?" "Hmm?" "Hey, man!" "Chill the hell out!" "I'm your best friend." "I never touched Alex ever." "Okay." "Number one, you never say "Alex" again." "Number two, I've forgotten." "Number three, I'd like to kill you, I'd like to kill this asshole, and that asshole with the cowboy hat and his fringe" "And number four, I think I need a ride home." "What you need is some fresh air." "Walk." "Electricity, huh?" "Gas?" "Credit card?" "Landlord?" "Landlord?" "I dunno, how do I look?" "What are you doing here?" "Ah, I came to get my alimony." "Ah..." "Alex:" "I need it, Huck." "I uh, um, It's just..." "I don't have it." "And Rick moved out, and Jesus Christ, I don't have enough money for the rent, Alex." "You're just gonna have to borrow it then." "Oh come on, you know my friends." "Our friends?" "Alex:" "So?" "Look, nobody's going to lend me money." "Then find it somewhere." "Alex, when we made our deal in court it was based on my job, huh?" "I don't have a job right now." "I don't care, Huck." "You owe it to me." "I owe it to you?" "Yes." "Hang on." "I owe it, huh?" "Yes, you owe it." "Why all of a sudden, you come here for alimony?" "Why all of a sudden do you need money?" "What about this fat guy you're driving around in Mercedes" "Benz with?" "What about him?" "Anybody I would be seen with would be better than you." "You're just a bum cop." "You know, you wouldn't be saying that when the money was coming in, was rolling in, and you're going shopping at the Beverly Center, right?" "And you're buying perfume and clothes, anything you wanted." "A lady's gotta dress." "Finney:" "Yeah, a lady's dress, huh?" "Well, a lady's gotta fucking dress for who?" "!" "You're dressed for my friends, my cop buddies, and everybody you're fucking on the side." "But you're gonna pay me what the court ordered you to pay me." "What the court ordered you?" "Or me?" "The court ordered what, that scumbag Normad, huh?" "What,were you banging him too?" "Huh?" "Aw, Christ." "Alex, you've..." "You were, weren't you?" "Look at me." "Let's just say he was one of the cops that had a lot more going on than you." "That's why he's a judge now." "Alex, he's a judge?" "Ha." "That sells drugs." "Just like he did when he was a cop." "Just stop." "Stop with the accusations." "There is no way you're gonna get out of paying me." "Finney:" "Put the phone down." "Put the god damn phone down." "Come quick!" "Come to 223 Bronson quick!" "Hurry, he's trying to kill me!" "You son of a bitch." "You've been gettin' out of paying me for months now." "But you're not going to get out of paying me anymore." "The court says you're gonna pay, and I'm gonna make you pay." "I'm gonna put you in a cage where you belong!" "You remember these?" "You didn't know how to treat them, either!" "God damn you!" "Alex:" "You know, you are such a- butt, how could I be seeing anybody?" "[police radio chatter]" "What seems to be the problem now?" "It's him!" "I just came here to collect some back alimony this guy owes me, and he attacked me!" "I think he tried to kill me!" "Yeah look, officer, this is my house." "No, look at me!" "It's my house, it isn't hers, okay?" "I didn't touch her, she ripped her blouse off and this bitch is nuts." "Alex:" "He's a liar!" "Oh shut the fuck up." "Alex:" "Not to mention the poorest excuse for a human being I've ever known!" "Finney:" "Shut up!" "Yeah, right." "Cop:" "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Oh great, let's- let's blame it on alcohol." "Okay yeah, I've had a couple of beers man, I'm sittin' on the couch, yes I had a couple of beers." "Understand, what you're not getting is this bitch here is punishing me because I didn't pay her alimony on time, okay?" "You ever been married, motherfucker?" "Alex:" "Oh he's a bum, he tried to kill me!" "Sir, if you didn't do anything to her, you can explain that to the judge." "You'll get your day in court." "Right now you're coming with us." "Finney:" "Really?" "Listen." "I used to be a cop, alright?" "And I'm not going anywhere with you pigs." "You're coming with us!" "You're just making it harder on yourself!" "You're going in one way or the other." "Alex:" "See what I told you, he's violent!" "Finney:" "You know what?" "It's true, you never know a woman until you meet her in court." "If your friends were dynamite, you wouldn't have to blow your nose!" "Finney:" "God damn fascists!" "Son of a bitches!" "My ex-husband is really been making some loud accusations about you." "Being a crook and a dope dealer!" "How did you know?" "Alex:" "I just came from his house." "Ah." "You've been discussing me?" "No, your name just came up in the conversation." "Didn't I tell you never to discuss me with anyone?" "Yes, but I didn't;" "I wasn't" "Don't do that." "Get ready." "I mean get ready now." "Alex:" "But I love you." "I said get ready, god dammit!" "Do it!" "Move!" "Never." "This court is now in session." "Will Mr. Henry Finney come forward." "If it pleases the court, I am John Drew, assistant D.A. representing the state." "Very well, Mr. Drew." "it is the state's position that Mr. Finney's bail be revoked." "On what do you base this contention, Mr. Drew?" "Well, Mr. Finney has exhibited extremely erratic conduct." "A complaint in this matter arises from an incident in which he assaulted a defenseless young woman- and we believe that he is a threat to society." "Bodie:" "What kind of kangaroo court is this?" "You have not been recognized by this court, will you remain silent, please?" "For Christ's sake, who the hell you think you are?" "Huh?" "I mean to me, you're just some asshole in a black dress." "Y'know what?" "I suggest pearls and pantyhose, then you'd be perfect." "No bail!" "I want this man removed from my court." "All bail revoked, and I am also going to add the charge of contempt of my court." "Remove him, huh?" "You were smuggling drugs when you were a cop, and now you're throwing people in jail." "And I'm in contempt?" "Ok, good." "You're in contempt here." "Get him outta here, bailiff!" "It's bullshit, Normad can't hear this case." "Cherry:" "What are we gonna do about it?" "Listen you polyester puppet." "Drew:" "Slow down, what are you talking about?" "Huck and Normad were on the police force together." "Normad never liked Huck." "He can't be judge, it's illegal." "Alright, I'll look into the matter." "Bodie:" "Well you see that you do or I'll go over your head." "Janitor:" "Hey, how's it going, man?" "Janitor:" "Hey, what are you doin', man?" "Hey!" "Guard!" "Nun:" "Hello, Mr. Finney." "I'm Sister Mary Rebecca." "I came by to see if there's anything you'd like to talk about." "The medics said you seem very distressed." "Wow." "Did something recently happen, to cause your anxiety?" "Well, Sister." "You name it, and it's recently happened." "It couldn't be that bad." "There's no life circumstance that our savior can't help you with." "Okay, so could you ask our savior to help me out with the rent?" "And,child support, and utilities- and while you're at it, like ask about reinstating me into my new job, as a policeman, okay?" "Mr. Finney, you have to understand that our savior often acts in mysterious ways." "Ah." "Come here." "So does the D.A." "And the collection agency." "Huh?" "It would help, Huck, if you realize that you've just encountered some temporary obstacles." "But if you'd have faith in our savior, He'd help you overcome them." "Remember, it's really not so painful to be without shoes, when others are without feet." "Huck, I've got to tend to some other patients now." "Finney:" "Hahahaha." "I bet you do." "Please give some thought to our conversation, and I'll look in on you later." "Not only am I going to give it some thought, I'm going to think about the savior, okay?" "Very pretty for a nun." "Candystriper." "That's what I'd really like, y'know?" "Like a sponge bath, maybe..." "Cindy:" "Huckster!" "Oh shit." "Hey buddy." "How you doing?" "Bodie:" "How are ya?" "I'm doing really good." "Cindy:" "You're gonna be fine, Huck." "I'm going to be fine." "Bodie:" "I heard you did that bleach thing." "What?" "Bodie:" "You did that bleach thing." "I did." "Yeah." "Bodie:" "Hey, well on another level, we petitioned the court." "We got rid of Normad." "Good." "You got nothing to worry about now." "Just lay here and heal a little bit." "We're going up to Santa Barbara, get the rest of Cindy's clothes, and on the way back we'll check in on ya, hope you're gone" "Come and see us." "I understand." "Lemme ask you something very important." "Is this half full, or half empty?" "Bodie:" "Looks kind of dirty." "Cindy:" "It's always half full." "Bodie:" "Looks like it's got ashes in it." "Finney:" "Is it half full, or half empty?" "Half full, man." "Finney:" "Oh no, it's water." "Here, boy!" "Hi, dad." "Told you not to bring your friends to my home." "Shouldn't be a problem, sir." "I'm just here to help her move her clothes." "I won't have your kind in my home." "Get off my property." "Get the behind thee, Satan!" "Dad." "Can't I just come in and get my clothes?" "Dad:" "You wait out here, we'll get your clothes." "Bodie:" "Guy's not too sociable, is he?" "He's rigid." "He hasn't accepted me, or any friends that I've had since I was in grade school." "Well maybe it's not such a good idea you brought me along." "Cindy:" "Don't worry about it, Rick." "He'd act the same way if I were alone." "Well I guess you'd know, but sometimes it's better for families when they solve their problems alone." "But we haven't been a real family since I can remember." "Our problems are irreconcilable." "I don't believe that." "Dad!" "Dad, don't be so rude!" "Dad:" "You'll get nowhere with me, young lady, by taking that attitude." "She's always had a bad attitude, Bill." "Bodie:" "Wait a minute." "Why don't you both calm down, and try to work out your problems?" "Who are you?" "Another drug-contaminated devil worshipper from Hollywood?" "I'm a friend of Cindy's, and that ought to be good enough for you." "I don't do drugs, or worship the devil." "This is Rick, he was on the police force for seven years, and now he drives a limousine." "Why's he an ex-policeman?" "He get thrown off for drugs?" "Satan worshipping?" "Come on, Bill." "You're not going to get anywhere with her, she'll never change." "You're a disgrace." "Cindy:" "You're wrong about that." "You never gave me a chance." "I raised you to be strong like that, you chose to be weak in the face of temptation." "Don't waste your time with trying to help her, everything you say just goes in one ear and out the other." "You are just as inflexible as he is." "Dad:" "Don't be attacking your mother." "She is not my mother!" "My mother was wasting away from living with you, and all your uncompromising ideas." "That's why she left you!" "That's enough out of you, Cynthia." "If you keep living like the gutter snipe you've turned into, you're going to be found dead on the side of the road someday." "That father of yours is a piece of work." "[guitar noodling]" "He makes me... very happy that I'm going back to Hollywood, and normal people like Huck." "Your friend Huck is a piece of work himself." "Well, he's got a right to be." "When we were on the force, he was seriously wounded in a shootout." "Where we were supposed to be backed-up by a lieutenant named Normad." "Under gunfire, he just left us hanging there." "Huck's a good man, though." "He's hung in with me through a lot of bad times." "He's just a little confused right now." "Going through some changes." "The ironic thing is, that Normad's a judge now." "Cindy:" "Normad..." "That name sounds familiar to me." "He was your basic coward on the force." "Dealing in drugs on the black market, the scum of the earth." "Now he's a judge, I can't believe it." "Normad." "Normad!" "God." "He got us kicked off the force when he testified before internal affairs that we were taking drug bribes." "The chief inspector believed him because Normad taught a self-defense class to him and some other cops." "Huck took it a lot harder than I did." "Far as I'm concerned, every day I'm above ground is a good day." "When the worm turns, Normad will get his." "Snake, Scar." "If you come to my neighborhood, or you come to my home, you must be respectable." "Even substantial." "You see, I cannot afford to have the neighbors be suspicious- of me, because of the guests I have to my home." "The street rabble." "Alright, that's taken care of." "Make sure you do what I said." "Now listen, let's go on to something more pleasant." "Please give me a rundown on last week's transactions." "Scar:" "Well, we had a really good week." "Normad:" "What's a really good week?" "Scar:" "Well, we did a quarter million in coke, a half million in speed, and 100 G's in mainline." "No, that's not a really good week." "That's a great week!" "There's one thing more you should know." "We spotted that girl Cindy." "You know the one who screwed up the service when we sacrificed that kid?" "She flaked out and started screaming?" "She's hanging around with some cowboy who wears snakeskin boots and thinks he's a badass." "Scar:" "I want him, too!" "Normad:" "I don't give a damn what you want!" "And I don't give a damn about some son of a bitch in snakeskin boots and a cowboy hat!" "Scar:" "Well, we got a- Normad:" "I wanna know when you're gonna dust that broad!" "We got a line on her!" "I'll take care of her real soon." "We've been watching her mother, and she either goes to the mother, or the mother comes to her." "Either way, we whack her." "That's nice." "That's great." "I want you to do this as quickly as you possibly can." "And be very sure that she's eliminated before the next coven meeting." "Oh yes, and one more thing." "Scar?" "Don't." "Get." "Caught." "Here, drink up." "Take care of her." "Drink it!" "How about I make you a nice home cooked meal tonight?" "Why don't I just have you for dessert?" "Forget the meal." "You always did have a sweet tooth." "[horrendous wistful duet]" "[horrendous wistful duel continues]" "Why don't I take you and get you married this weekend?" "cindy:" "I do!" "I do!" "You know, you know..." "Number one... is that you never get down on anything unless you know something about it, like from here." "And number two?" "Number two..." "It's the little things in life... that makes people's roads easy." "Dig?" "Come on, come here, come here!" "Doesn't that make sense?" "It's the little things." "It's like, "Hi, hello, how are you?"" ""You're still looking nice." Give 'em little compliments, you know what I'm saying?" "Bodie:" "Hey, what are you doin'?" "FInney:" "Rick, Rick!" "Whoah!" "What am I doing?" "Uh, reciting the uh- noble, the noble noises of Huckism, man!" "Y'know, I mean it's built on this new religion I've developed about Huckleberry Finn?" "No, seriously!" "This is a great theology." "Take off your clothes;" "leave your clothes on." "Get in the pool, man, look!" "This what's happening." "You're getting a little hardcore for me, Huck boy." "Huck:" "No no no no!" "No, man, I'm serious when I say this, okay?" "Huckleberry Finn, what'd he do, huh?" "He had the courage, man, to go upriver, not downriver!" "He didn't go downriver, he went upriver!" "Who'd he go upriver- with?" "He went upriver with a slave named Jim!" "Well what the hell are we, huh?" "We're all god damned slaves, aren't we?" "!" "We're slaves!" "I mean, Huckleberry Finn is beyond Moses leading the Israeli-ites y'know, out of wherever they came from- into the promised land." "I'm talking Huckleberry Finn." "Well, I just came over to tell ya Cindy and I are gettin' married, as you know- no one else, you gotta be my best man." "We're getting married Sunday, be there." "Our Heavenly Father, we are here today to join this lovely couple in holy matrimony." "They love each other very much." "No man can put asunder the matrimonial bond." "Cindy, repeat after me." "I, Cynthia Westport, do take Rick Bodie to be my lawfully wedded husband." "I, Cynthia Westport, take you, Rick Bodie to be my lawfully wedded husband." "Rick, repeat after me." "I, Rick Bodie, with this ring, take Cynthia Westport to be my lawfully wedded wife." "I, Rick Bodie, with this ring, take you, Cynthia Westport to be my lawfully wedded wife." "I now pronounce you husband and wife." "I love you." "I love you." "Finney:" "You're a very lucky man." "Bodie:" "Huck, thanks, Huck." "Bodie:" "Wouldn't have been much without you here." "[another atrocious duet]" "Now I'm gonna show you what kind girl you really married." "Rrrrr..." "Send it in!" "[the atrocious duet returns]" "Hi, could we have a pitcher of beer, and four shots of bourbon." "Bartender:" "You got it." "Y'know, this chick is kind of cute." "Maybe we could combine a little business with pleasure, if y'know what I mean." "Yeah, buddy." "Whatever, brother." "I am with you." "Say, how come this place is so dead tonight?" "Everyone attended a wedding." "So she canceled the band for tonight." "Oh yeah?" "Who's getting hitched?" "The owner's daughter." "Would it be Cindy?" "I said, sweetheart, would it be Cindy that was getting married?" "I don't know." "Are we gonna talk about it, or are we gonna do it?" "You know, I think you do know." "Maybe you forgot?" "And we can help you to remember." "Aahhh!" "Let me have her." "Aaaahhhhhh!" "Ooh!" "Ah!" "Shit!" "Bitch!" "You're making the wrong kind of noises!" "You're looking quite lovely this morning, Mrs. Bodie." "Honey, I'm gonna go with you this morning to the club and hang out with mom while you're working." "She'd probably like that." "Who's that cop, Rick?" "That's Normad." "That's him!" "That's the high priest of the coven." "I thought that name sounded familiar." "He's the one who murdered the baby." "What?" "!" "Really?" "We're going to the police." "I'm scared, Rick." "We'll get that slime before he kills anyone else." "Don't worry." "Yeah, that's it." "Gonna out that bitch in a box." "Get it?" "Bitch in a box?" "Snake:" "Hey wait a minute, stay with 'em!" "[chuckles] We got her!" "Scar:" "C'mon, let's get out of here." "[funeral duet plays] Priest:" "This world will never be the same." "We've lost the beautiful, lively presence of Cynthia." "Now we must put her soul to rest, and say goodbye." "But not without respect, and admiration... for all the contributions Cynthia has made to our lives." "Dad:" "I told her something like this was going to happen." "The wages of sin." "[funeral duet continues]" "Cherry:" "Goodbye." "Finney:" "Well, partner, I got something for ya, lemme come by a little later, alright?" "Bodie:" "Alright." "I'll get even you you, Cindy." "I promise I'll get even." "Finney:" "You know, in some lifetime, I'm sittin' there, man, I'm sittin' there" "I'm doin' my thing, y'know, and I'm thinking, all of a sudden, it hits me." "It's" " RICK!" "My friend needs a friend." "He needs a friend." "So..." "(to dummy) You stay with him." "Okay so, Rick?" "Rick?" "Hit the bag, man." "But here, okay?" "He saved my fucking life!" "I now pronounce you husband and wife." "What do you want?" "They're here." "I figured they would be." "Okay, what do you think of the glasses?" "I like them." "Hahahaha!" "I knew you would." "Good boy." "[speaking Spanish]" "Well, friend, it's been some time." "Yes it has been a while." "Looking good, old man." "Well thank you." "Y'know, you must always remember that you only get old if you're lucky." "Well, I see you still have your impeccable taste for lovely females." "Thank you." "Normad:" "And who might you be?" "I'm Gloria, nice to meet you." "It's nice to meet you, Gloria." "You'll excuse me." "Why don't you come inside and let me offer you and your lovely companion something to drink?" "Normad:" "What would you like?" "That would be great, I'd- Ramirez:" "No, gracias." "Let's just attend to business." "Come in, sit down, and let's do it." "Hey there, double-ugly." "Looks good." "Normad:" "Yes, I'm always thought that green was a beautiful color." "Let's see your stuff." "Not too shabby." "Very mellow." "You know, if the rest of your product is as good as this, we're gonna be in business for a long time." "Somebody just whacked one of the inside guards." "Whaddya mean somebody just whack" "What are you trying to do, backdoor on me, you son of bitch?" "[speaking Spanish]" "No!" "No!" "Bye-bye, bitch!" "Bodie:" "Surprise!" "You didn't expect to see me here, did you?" "The high and mighty judge, caught with his pants down." "Wow, you got enough dope there to do thirty years, Normad!" "Surprise!" "Right." "Y'know Rick, I've wanted to kill you personally." "But as you can see, I'm... busy." "Kill him." "Agh!" "Gah!" "Ungh!" "Ah shit!" "I'm hit." "Shit." "Ow, don't touch it!" "Bodie:" "Shit, do that tourniquet thing." "I'll be back." "Finney:" "Aw, shit, I'm bleeding, ah!" "Ah!" "God damn!" "Satan, I want to thank you for all the bounty you've bestowed upon me today." "And I hope that I've pleased you in every way." "It's me again." "Normad:" "Bodie, you loser." "You're the kind of puke that makes the world decay." "Bodie, within this case I have enough contraband to make us both wealthy men." "I don't sell my soul to the devil." "I bet it's why no one has ever accused you of being bright." "And why you're always worn the mantle of a beat cop." "You killed the only woman I ever loved." "And it's payback time!" "She was a full-blown bitch." "Ungh!" "Aaggghhh!" "Normad:" "Son of a" "Oof!" "Ooohhh!" "Arrgghh!" "Oof!" "Ughh..." "Agghhh!" "Ugh..." "Unngghhhhh..." "I'll see you in hell, you son of a bitch." "Not a problem." "Finney:" "Ah!" "Ooh!" "Jesus!" "Oh!" "Nun:" "Rick, you remember me?" "Sure do." "You left quite an impression on my buddy Huck." "I hope I helped him to find the right path." "Well let's just say you started him in a new direction." "Rick, I told Huck that God works in mysterious ways." "And there is something you should know." "Yeah, what's that, sister?" "Rather than a long explanation, could you please give me a ride back to the hospital?" "Well I could, but I'd like to spend a quiet moment with Cindy." "Maybe you could say a prayer?" "I will, and I know it's difficult, but please give me a ride back to the hospital first." "Okay." "Well, okay, sister." "I guess I can come back a little later and spend some time with Cindy." "Thank you so much, Rick." "There's someone here who wants to see you." "Cindy!" "Rick!" "Oh, Rick!" "I begged them to tell you where I was." "They wouldn't let me contact you." "I'm so happy to see you." "Alright, I can't believe you're alive!" "I started coming to in the ambulance." "They told me later that since those people were trying to kill me that a burial service had to be held." "I begged them to tell you the truth, honey." "But they just wouldn't." "Your life was in danger." "You don't have to worry anymore." "Normad and all his friends have gone to their idol." "They can never harm you again." "I love you." "[The Shimmy Slide plays again]" "HOT DAMN!"