"Grandpa..." "Erica..." "Mom..." "Grandpa..." "Erica, hurry!" "You're not dressed yet?" "I dunno know what to wear!" "Wear this green one, it's cute." "Grandpa!" "Milk soup at this time of day?" "We're late, help me with my tie." "40-years-old and can't do your tie!" " Hurry up, grandpa!" " Darn it..." " The Body of Christ." " Amen." " The Body of Christ." " Amen." "Got it!" "When the hell will this snoozefest be over?" "Quiet!" "We're in a sacred place." "Sorry, but I'm starving." "It's on." "Excuse us, we need to take a picture." " Aren't you excited?" " Yes." "We're ready." "Hold on." "We can clap outside of church." " Don't you clap in Poland?" " At the theater..." "Poles are classy." "What were you thinking marrying this Italian hick?" "Thanks." "Agostino, why is Lorenzo wearing a wool suit in May?" "It was on sale, he can wear it this winter, too." "If he doesn't die from measles." "I need to take the cake out of the fridge." "Erica, Lorenzo, in the car." "Thanks." "Cigarette?" "I quit, you should too." "Read the label:" "Smoking kills!" "It's better than a natural death." "Look, it's the three stooges..." "Time to eat!" " Open it." " Sorry." "Why so glum?" "It's not a funeral." "Cheer up..." " You expect me to carry this?" " I'll do it." "We'll eat in five minutes, okay?" "Hold on." "I can't open it." "Grandpa, hold this." "Try flicking your wrist." "I don't have to flick anything, I know how to do it." " Anna, give me your keys." " Hold this." "What am I, a garbage can?" "I'm 80, you know." "It's just for a minute." " Do you have my keys?" " No idea." "Lorenzo, don't eat them all, they're for everyone." "Today he can do anything, he's become a soldier of Christ." "That's Confirmation, not First Communion." " What did he become?" " Fuck do I know!" "Don't swear, he just confessed." "When you start jerking off, you'll be confessing nonstop." "Tons of "Our Fathers" and "Hail Marys"." "Thanks, some role model you are." " Did you open it?" " No!" "Let me try again, hold these." "Hold on..." "I'll use Anna's keys... and the door will open." "The door will open." "No." "Now what?" " Ring the doorbell." " Why?" "We're all here." "There's someone inside, hear the music?" "Grandpa's right." "Bastards!" "Sounds like apartment 7 has been occupied." "Which?" "Third floor, on the right." "Who lived there?" "You're messing with the wrong man!" "Them." "Nobody saw anything?" "Everyone minds their own fucking business." "Great hangout this neighborhood." "Guys, did you see anything?" " Obviously not." " What happened?" "We were out for two hours and someone occupied our house." " Did you see anything?" " No, I was out shopping." " You didn't see anything?" " What's there to see?" "Nobody saw a thing." "The landlord isn't answering." "He only answers when rent's due." " Call the police." " I want to know who did this!" "Agostino, I know who did it." "What?" "They tried to occupy my house last month, but they didn't screw me!" " Who is it?" " Tonino and Alida Rizzuti." "They're half-Neapolitan, I think." "They talk funny." "Those people are parasites..." "they'll never leave." " How can you be sure?" " I saw them go in this morning." " Just the two of them?" " No." "There was a young man and a kid, too." " You didn't stop them?" " I mind my own fucking business." "See you, people." " Who was that?" " Biscetta." "We live down the street, someone occupied our house while we were gone." "We pay rent regularly, we must have some rights." "Why are you shouting?" "Think you're at home?" "No, you don't have a home anymore." "Show me your rental agreement and I'll see what can be done." "What?" "A lease... have one?" " Not exactly..." " Nobody has a lease there." " So you're under the table?" " No, we're right here..." " Where are you from?" " Poland." "Do you have a residence permit?" "I'm an Italian citizen." "I'm married... to him." "Well?" "Tons of people come here with the same problem." "Listen..." "First:" "We can't do a thing." "Second:" "You can't forcefully reclaim your home, that would be called private justice and it's a crime." "Get your belongings back and stop paying rent to..." " Who do you pay rent to?" " Macchiusi, our landlord." " What?" " Giuseppe Macchiusi?" "Yes, why?" "Are you sure that Macchiusi is actually your landlord?" "Macchiusi, what do you mean you don't have a deed?" "Do you speak Italian or not?" "I told you, the house isn't technically mine." " No?" " No." "We pay you 500 euros a month, who owns it?" "The place was occupied 20 years ago, your apartment belonged to Mr. Calò." "King Tut, Sunday's a day of rest for you too?" "Hi." "Damn foreigners, more rights than us and always whining." " Can we speak to Mr. Calò?" " Sure, "spiritually"." "He's dead, no heirs." "Your apartment was occupied first by gypsies, then some fags, then a Commie scumbag who sold weed to kids." "And then?" "Then, somehow this Commie fell from the balcony... while he was in the ER, Damiani and his family occupied it." " How'd you get it?" " I banged Damiani's wife." "Then she went back to the Ukraine, Poland, or whatever... and I gave it to you." "The house is nobody's." "Wrong." "That house was ours." "And we want it back!" "Macchiusi's never wrong:" "That house isn't mine or yours." "If you've got the balls, go take it back." "I'll get the 500 from them, makes no fucking difference." "We paid rent to someone who wasn't the owner." " So?" " So there's nothing we can do." "Problem is, how'll we get it back?" "Problem is, where the fuck will we sleep?" "Tell me what to do, I'm not familiar with this." "Mattresses..." " Here." " Sergio, give me a hand." "Are these okay?" " Don't step on them..." " They're in my way." "This is my sleeping bag." "Kids, stop running around." " Grandpa, you're some help." " Give them crayons." "Well, what can I say?" " Not so bad..." " It's just for one night." "So?" "Like it?" " Yes." " And us?" " You'll sleep with mom and dad." " Yay!" "Luca, aren't you glad?" "Lighten up!" "We'll go see the soccer game on Sunday." "Pajamas on." "I'll go brush my teeth." "Put that darn cell phone down." "What are you looking at?" "Go to sleep, we set you up with a sleeping bag." "Yessir." "Fine..." "Thanks for the hospitality, Sergio." "Are you kidding?" "You're my wife's brother, not some stranger." "We always think stuff like this only happens to others, but then it happens to you and you're lost..." "Just try to keep your cool." "That's the key." "Easier said than done." "I'd shoot them but I don't want to go to jail." "You won't shoot anybody, just take it easy." "I'm here for you, I'll handle things, okay?" "You need to stay calm, that's the key." " Have a nice cigarette." " I told you, I quit!" "Hurry or we'll be late." "Auntie packed a brownie for snacks." " Homework?" " Done." "Good." "Hi." "Mr. Charming." "Bye, darling." "See you later, honey." "Say bye to uncle." "Always late!" "I'm stressed out, okay?" " Let's go to the beach." " Shush, my dad'll hear you." " Talk to your daughter." " Why?" "They're fooling around, they've done it." " Done it?" " Can't you see?" " See what?" " What's his name?" " Silvio." " That's a geeky name." "Helmet, buckle your helmet." " Take it easy." " Okay." "Take it easy, we'll find a solution." "Ahmed!" "Ahmed!" " Hi." " Hear what happened?" "We're all worried." "It could've happened to us." " I'm taking my house back." " Atta boy, go for it!" "Come on!" "Who is it?" "Amina, don't let anyone in, not even Agostino." "They put their name on the doorbell." "Take it easy, all right?" "What's that noise?" "Easy..." "Open up, you shitheads." "This is my house!" "Come out if you have the guts." "I'm Agostino and you're in my house, come out..." "What's this racket?" "What do you want?" "You're in my house, open up!" " It's you." "What do you want?" " I want my stuff." "I want my house, I want everything, it's mine." "Yours?" "I don't see your name written anywhere." "I'm in no mood for jokes, you jerk." "Come out!" "How many people are in there?" "You won't get anywhere like that." "Let me try." "One minute." "Excuse me, what's your name..." "Sir?" "Mr. Whatsit, who the hell are you?" "His backup?" "I happen to be Mr. Salvatori's brother-in-law." "Since things have taken a strange turn, we should all try to be more reasonable." " Want to hear something reasonable?" " Yes." "Fuck off!" "You rotten piece of shit, who you're talking to?" "I'll have you shot!" " Take it easy." " Hear what he said?" "Hey, buddy..." "My things need to be on the landing by tomorrow." "Come back tomorrow and it'll there, okay?" "By the way, that cake in the fridge was tasty!" "He's laughing!" "This isn't over..." " Asshole!" " Go fuck your sister." "Dickhead!" "Sergio..." "Do something, we can't get any shuteye here." "Why?" "Don't you hear it?" "It's unbearable." "Grandpa..." "Grandpa..." " What the hell!" " Huh..." "You call that snoring?" "That's unnatural!" "Sorry, I'll go take a leak." "Go take a leak." "Grab on to this." " Who is it?" " Me." "My prostate's bursting." "You pee every 20 minutes, is that normal?" "It's not my fault, when nature calls..." "What's up?" " Did you hear him snoring?" " Sorry." " Goodnight." " Goodnight." "Mrs. Zanardelli, we're considering another option for the partition." "Another?" "I've told you a million times, that plant goes over there." "We were considering using laterite, it's very suitable." "More expensive?" " It's phono-absorbent." " Phono-absorbent?" "Know what phono-absorbent means?" "We work with it..." " Fonos in Greek means?" " Well..." " Fonos?" " We didn't study Greek." " Sound." " Yes." "We can use drywall in the hall." " How much does it cost?" " Less." "Then drywall everywhere." " You'll only save 100 euros." " Perfect." "You're making partitions, not Michelangelo sculptures." "As you like." "For the shutters, what color did you pick?" "I didn't." "Then I'd suggest a nice taupe." " A nice taupe." " It's Agostino's specialty." "It's light beige, so light you can barely see it." "What's the point then?" "Traditional white, got it?" "Alfio, Salvatore, inside, on the double!" "Don't get upset." "First they buy mansions, then they pinch pennies." "Let's get to work." "Alfio and Salvatore..." " Is that Lorenzo's cake?" " Yes." "They're real bastards." "Let's get our stuff." "Why are we having a family meeting at this time of night?" "This situation's tough on us all." "Aren't you clever?" "Since I'm also having a hard time..." "I wanted to make a strange proposal." "No way, I'm not sleeping in a car!" "If you think I'll sleep in a car at my age, you can kiss my wrinkly butt!" "I'm old, I want to sleep in a bed." "Grandpa, I never said we'd sleep in a car!" "I have an idea though..." "Me too:" "Get me a shotgun and I'll shoot them." "At my age, they can't put me in jail." "Are you done?" "It's an extreme solution, but it's the only way to stay together." "Well?" " A sit-it on the landing." " What?" " When, dad?" " Tonight." "We'll show them we're not pushovers!" " Do you have the forks?" " Yes." " Knives?" " Got it all." "Damn bastards..." "Let's get the rest of the stuff." "Now we'll start causing trouble, you jerks!" "No more peace." "Give me dad's." "All set... a lovely bathroom for the ladies." "Done." "You have to walk up four flights... careful when people come here to do laundry." "Guess I'll have to piss myself." "When you close this, nobody will see you." "You're nuts if you think I'll use that." " Whatever." " What a pain..." " What do you think?" " It's a shithole." "I understand, but a shithole with a view." "What are they up to?" "No idea." "They seem crazy." "They are crazy." " Nice..." " Something's missing." "What?" "This." "Now we need a plan, since the landing can't be left unattended." " They'll steal your stuff." " We'll take turns." " We're in school in the morning." " I'll keep watch." "Don't forget, you'll be the enemy from now on." "Our house was occupied..." " Sons of bitches!" " We won't move from here." "We'll see about that..." " It stinks!" " Get used to it, sweetheart." "Bangladeshis start cooking early." " It's gross, mom." " Yes, it's nauseating." "They eat fried onions for breakfast?" "Smells more like garlic-infused fried onions!" "A man of my age sleeping like this..." " At least you slept." " You didn't?" "You snored like a wild boar all night!" "Yeah, you're out of control." " Good morning." " Morning." "Look what I brought!" " Is it a holiday?" " Croissants!" "I'll drive you to school." "Feels like we're at the zoo, they'll start throwing peanuts at us." " Give a kiss." " Get off." " Just one." " Stop!" " What's wrong?" " Nothing." "You're weird." " I'm tired, don't stress me out." " So damn touchy." "Then quit talking to me." "On the fly!" "Is this yours, shrimp?" " What did mommy make?" " Ham and cheese sandwich." "Ham and cheese sucks." "It sucks." "Kids, the bell rang, come inside." "Erica." "Did you study?" "Later, punk." "What happened on October 24, 1917?" "Anyone?" "The battle of..." "Quit chatting, you two." "I'm speechless, final exams are around the corner..." "Do you all want to fail?" "Lorenzo, not even you?" "You're good at history, do you know the answer?" "Why haven't you studied?" "Sorry." "Sergio..." " Sorry I'm late." " One whole hour..." " It'll never happen again." " She's a real nag." "We need to stand up to her." "Alfio, Salvatore, put down the shutter, that's not your job." "Hey!" "What's your name, is 8 am 9 am at your house?" "If only I had a house..." "Anna!" "God, are you all right?" "Sorry, ma'am." "You frightened me." "Want some coffee?" "No, thanks." "You asked to work more hours and we agreed, but you can't handle it, you're tired." " I just sat down..." " No, you were fast asleep." "You're distracted, too." "Last week I asked you to wash the curtains." "I'll do it now, ma'am." "Not now, I'm having a dinner party." "That's why I wanted the curtains cleaned, but it's fine." "Finish cleaning the office and go home for today." "Ma'am, I was wondering if just for this month..." "I could come afternoons instead of mornings." "Afternoons?" "I'll think it over." "I have to go prepare dinner, we'll discuss it next time." "Hi." "Hi." "Damn lowlifes set up camp right in front of my cafe." "Goddamn it..." "See this crap?" "It used to be ours, now it's full of gypsies, Chinks, and Negroes." "Foreigners aren't the problem, Italians occupied my house." "Want a solution?" "I got some friends who'll shoot a few rounds, dump them in the river, and over." " Want their number?" " Thanks, I don't want to go to jail." "Then don't complain if they soak their asses in your bathtub." "I didn't have a bathtub, just a shower." "Get out of here." "Go beg for change in your own country." "Tell your friends to pack up and get out of here!" "I can't stand them, don't they bug you?" "These bums used to eat dirt, now they're in our country demanding rights." "We need to teach them a lesson." "It's about time!" "Sorry, dad." "Hello, sir." " Hi, Andrea." "How's school?" " Fine." " Did you see my daughter?" " She was with Lorenzo." " I'd better go home." " Home?" "You mean your landing..." "Hi, how's it going?" "Agostino?" "Always sneaking up on me." " Ugly situation..." " No, it's not bad." "Camped out like refugees." "Not for long." " Come with me." " I have to go." " Know what people are saying?" " No." "That you came here to take someone else's home." " I'd never do that." " I know, but people talk." "This is for you, check it out." "Later." "Hold on." " Hello, we called." " Mr. And Mrs. Salvatori?" "Don't mind the mess." "Have a seat." "So, you understand how we roll?" " Excuse me?" " Understand what we do?" " Yes." " Situation?" " Bad." " Great." "Explain." "We're waiting to reclaim our home and in the meantime..." "They've taken our home, we're camped out on the landing." " We need a house now." " "Now" is impossible." "We have a long waiting list." "Antonio, come here." "There's a waiting list, you'll have to wait." " How long?" " This is the next one." "In a month and a half." "No idea if you can get in." " How does "getting in" work?" " Depends." "We do..." " Antonio..." " He's insane." "Call these people about the rally on Saturday." "We deal with individual apartments in 'hoods like San Giovanni, San Lorenzo..." "Or we occupy entire structures and make apartments." "Where'll you be occupying next month?" "I can't tell you that." "We'll inform you that day." "We estimate we can put up 40 families." "If you want to join our movement, sign the form." "If you sign, you're in." "All right." " We'll sign." " I'll get the form." " Yes." " I'm glad you agreed." "I think this is it." " You've been here before, right?" " No." "Your first time, like I thought." " I saw them." " Who?" "Alida and Tonino Rizzuti." "Pay no attention to them." "When they go in or out, just ignore them." " As if they were ghosts." " Okay." " We're going to a nice place now." " Where?" "It's a surprise." "If I can find it, I'm a bit lost." "Turn right here, maybe." " If we had a GPS..." " Looking to start trouble?" "We'll buy one..." "and we'll turn right here." "You expect us to come live here?" "Yeah..." "Convenient, there's a mall nearby." " It's horrible." " Yes." "Well?" " Why are we here?" " The surprise?" "Right..." "The surprise is we're going to the mall!" " We're just in the wrong parking lot." " Right." "Let's go buy something..." "Are you sure?" "You've been begging for them for a year." " Thanks." " You're welcome." "What did you pick?" " Nothing." " You don't like them?" "Yes, but mine are still new." " How much are these?" " 89 euros." "89 euros, on sale." " On sale?" " Want them?" "Yes." " Keeping them on?" " Yes." "I'll be at the register." "Happy?" " 89 euros..." " Exactly." "I think it's a lot." "Done." "They're so cute though." "He snores like that when he's tired." "In Poland, anyone who snores like that goes to the doctor." "Listen..." " Want to take a stroll?" " At this hour?" "I mean... you and me..." "In the car." "I'm wearing pajamas." "Easier to undress!" "Yes?" "I'm so sorry." "Don't worry." "You're stressed out." "You didn't seem into it..." "I'm stressed out too." "That makes two of us." "Living on that landing makes no sense." "Why?" "We'll get our home back soon." "Let's get another apartment." "We can't afford to pay 1,000 euros." " We'll have to live outside of Rome." " Fine." "We'll commute." "We'll take the train, lots of people do." "Because they have no home, we do." "Right..." "If we stick together, we'll chase those bastards out." "Trust me." "Hello?" "Grandpa..." "Hurry!" "We're coming!" "What happened?" "God!" "Relax." "Try to act confident, dogs sense fear." "When I say go, everyone take a step toward me." "Ready, go." "Stop." "Go or stop, what the hell should we do?" " What's in that sandwich?" " Roast beef." " Give it to the dog." " It's mine." "Give it to the dog, I'll buy you another one." "Great, a vegetarian dog..." "Evening." "Would you kindly take your dog home, my kids are scared." "C'mon." "Thanks." "Son of a bitch." "How pathetic, these deadbeats..." "Hey!" "Hey what?" "Agostino, where the hell are you?" "Never mind, I'll do it alone." "If she sees you show up late, she'll fire us both." "Okay?" "Agostino's ill." "He caught the Slovak flu that's going around." " It hit him head-on." " Slovak flu?" " Head-on?" " Yes." "Can't a guy get sick..." " Sorry." " We're late." " I was talking to the Attorney." " And?" "He said we can sue to get our furniture back." " It'll cost 3,000 euro." " What!" "He'll give us a loan... with 7,98% APY and 8,28% APR." " What the fuck is that?" " He said it's good." " How much per month?" " 200 euros." "Damn!" " He said we'll win." " In how many years?" " I don't want to stay here." " She's right." "We can't afford debts." "We can't go on like this!" "Bet those two will separate..." "I've called you here today... because Lorenzo has stopped participating." "It's as if his mind were somewhere else." "This is the essay he handed in today: "My family"." "How should I grade that?" " Having problems at home?" " Not at all." "What's wrong with Lorenzo?" "Maybe... he's just tired because..." " We moved." " You moved?" " In a way, yes." " Have you moved far away?" " No, nearby." "A few steps away." "Odd, Lorenzo didn't mention it." "Maybe he's just having a hard time feeling at home." "Moving is very stressful." "In any case, the school year's almost over," "Lorenzo still has to take final exams." "Keep an eye on him." "Anna!" " How are you?" " Fine." "Come meet Nadia." "She works for my husband's partner." "Since you've been struggling, she can give you a hand." "You can come three times a week, she'll do the rest." "I'll be available to work full-time again soon." "Of course, let's just give it a try for now." "Show her what to do with the curtains and everything." "I'll be in the kitchen if you need me." " Tired, grandpa?" " What do you think?" "This will be a great surprise." "Good thing you're here, I can't take it anymore." "He dressed me like a condom." " Is this the right color, Lorenzo?" " Are you nuts?" " Why?" " It's nice." " Real nice..." " I'll help you with your homework." " How can you help?" " I remember some stuff from school." "I remember you were a dunce, you could barely multiply." "Erica and Lorenzo, help me tidy up the landing, and tonight we'll go for pizza." "Happy?" "Anna?" "Like your pizza, Lorenzo?" "Can you pour me some water, please?" "My princess..." "You're right, the pizza here is really good." "And it's cheap." "Darn it, be careful." "Now what'll we do?" " We'll just wash it." " With what washing machine?" "He'll wear it like this." "From now on we'll throw away dirty clothes." "You're over reacting." "This is our first chance to relax, don't let nonsense ruin it." " Sorry, I didn't mean to." " I'm sorry, mom's just tense." "Lorenzo, it's no big deal." "A toast to Uncle Sergio who's keeping watch over our landing now!" "Poor uncle, all by himself on that landing." "Knowing him, I'm sure he found a way to have fun." "You made up your mind?" "Just wondering how much your friends would cost." "Depends, they can beat them, raid the house, kneecap them..." " They can even rape the wife." " No way!" "I just want to get rid of them without resorting to violence." "Right, we'll knock on the door and ask them nicely." "What the fuck are you thinking?" "Stefano, clean this shit!" "Agostino, remember:" "When the cockroach starts to hop, crush it." " How much would that cost?" " 5,000 for them, 1,000 for me." " I can't afford it." " There's a solution to that." "I know a guy who'll loan you cash for a modest rate." " He's a trusted friend." " No, a loan shark!" "Plus, 6,000 is way too much." "Want to eat caviar with a plastic fork?" "For a home, 6,000 is nothing!" " It's 6 months salary." " Not my fault." "It is, you rented me that no-man's-land!" "No shouting here!" "Don't raise your voice in my home." "Why all this bitterness?" "Your problem is you're not credible when you're mad." "Your face doesn't scare anybody." "You don't have the balls to settle this alone, so you come here and bust my balls." " I'll handle it alone." " Go ahead, let's see." "Agostino's great war!" "Open up..." "Amina, I need to pee, could I please use your bathroom?" "Ahmed said not to let anyone in." "I'm about to pee myself." "I can't." "Are you crazy?" "It's me, Rocco!" "Some friends you are." "You came looking for us when you needed help!" "You know what?" "I'll relieve myself right here, that'll show you..." "Grandpa, what's going on?" "The drunken Romanians left beer cans all over the place, my coffee tasted like curry because those damn Bangladeshis use it like salt, and our Egyptian friends are afraid I'll occupy their crapper." "That's what's going on." "We're surrounded by a third-world that wants us dead." "We're alone, Agostino." "Here, that's fine." "My dad said they're living on the landing." " Correct." " Poor bastards." "Erica's dad is a real jerk." "I've lived in an occupied building since I was born," "I was taught to never leave the apartment empty." " Nobody taught him..." " Jerk." "Why don't you shut up?" "We're just stating facts." "It's not our fault your dad lost your house." "Great, now I'm screwed." "Be careful, Agostino." "If you go on like this, Anna will get fed up and leave." "I know, but I can't turn back now." " You're such dumbasses!" " What happened?" "Rizzuti just went out, like I told you:" "Every other day he goes out at 12:30 AM." " He goes out for a few hours." " For what?" "No idea, let's find out." "There he is." "Let's go, I have the car keys." "Careful grandpa, don't trip." "Good evening." "Where's he going?" "I bet he's into hookers." "Please, grandpa." "I bet he's got some shady business:" "Weed, coke, gangs." "Haven't you noticed that every time he passes streetwalkers, he stretches his neck like a giraffe?" " Look, he's stopping." " Horny bastard." "Baby, how much does it cost to have some fun?" "Knock it off." "I was just joking with these African babes." "Quit fighting and keep an eye on him, he turned right." "He's not into hookers, he's into transvestites." " Look." " Damn..." " That's a woman." " She's hot!" " Grandpa..." " War is war." " She's getting in!" " You thought he asked for the time?" " And now?" " I brought a camera." " Like it?" " What's your name?" "Raissa?" "For you, Claudia." "No flash, or he'll see us." "With no the flash, we won't see anything." "Then snap two or three shots and we'll hit off." "On the count of three." "One, two... three." " What was that?" " Lightning." " Run!" " You took a picture?" " Out of my car!" " Drive, grandpa!" "Get out of my car!" " Step on the gas!" " Don't stress me out." " I haven't driven in 20 years." " He's coming!" "There he is!" "Mrs. Alida!" "Open up, we have something to show you." "Who gives a shit!" "It's 3:00 AM, get lost." "Hey bitch, we didn't come to sell you a vacuum cleaner, we have to show you something." "Open up." " May I?" " Go ahead." "May I, grandpa?" "We want to show you where your husband goes at night." "He's in his car with a trans." "See?" "You may not believe it, but that's him on the bottom." "One, Tonino's not my husband, he's my brother." "Thankfully, my husband died 10 years ago, RIP." "Two, what he does is his business." "Now get the fuck out of here!" "He's her brother." "Rats, I was hopeful." "He's her brother." "Let's go to sleep." "Let's go to sleep." " Hop on, we need to talk." " I can't." " Just hop on." " I'm walking Lorenzo to school." "Shrimp can walk Lorenzo to school." "Shrimp!" "Come here." " Walk Lorenzo to school." " Sure." " No need, thanks Andrea." " Your name's Andrea?" " What a gay name." " Leave him alone." "Enough already." " What's with you?" " I want you to leave me alone." " You're pissing me off." " Get lost, leave her alone." " He's acting tough!" " Rebellion..." " Stay out of this." " Huh?" "He said leave me alone." "Shrimp, you only use your dick to piss." "At least he uses it." "Know why I'm dumping him?" "Because he's got a teeny weenie." "Let's go, Andrea." "Sweden borders what countries?" "It borders..." " Finland." " And?" "And..." "I don't remember." "Are you okay?" "You're sweating." "Lorenzo, come here." "Goodness, you're burning." "Are you deaf or what?" "I said taupe was butt-ugly." "Sorry, we thought that..." "Thought?" "I pay you to work, not think." " Excuse me?" " Incompetent, dishonest idiots." "What's the problem?" "We'll just repaint them." "The problem is I'll have to pay you for another day." "Then don't pay us!" "We don't need your handouts!" "Don't you dare talk to me like that, or I'll call the police, you hear?" " Call whoever you want." " Sergio, please." "Don't you see how this silicone bimbo is treating us?" "Fuck you, your mansion, and your Filipino servants!" " Thanks, goodbye." " Thanks, my ass!" "Salvatore, open the gate, we're leaving." "Rebel!" " Anna, what's wrong?" " He has a high fever." "Let me feel..." "Jesus, he's burning." "All we needed..." "what did you give him?" "Nothing, I'm here alone." "The Rizzutis are home, I couldn't go to the pharmacy." " Why didn't you call me?" " No credit on my phone." " Want aspirin or paracetamol?" " Both." "Anna, I have some medicine." "Thanks." "Wake up, sweetie." "Want to come in?" "It's warmer inside." "No, Ahmed will get upset." "Actually, I'm upset." "I should've let you come in before." "I have a feeling I'm gonna flunk." "In what subject?" "All of them, but I just can't understand math." "I can help you, I'm a wiz at math." "Thanks." "Are you a virgin?" " What do you mean?" " Ever had it?" "Had what sex?" " Yes." "Real sex... like, real sex... no." " What have you done?" " Nothing." " Not even a kiss?" " No." "It's not easy for me, you see how they treat me at school." "You're not missing much, it's nothing special." " Hello." " Good evening." " Hi, grandpa." " Hi, Ahmed." " I'm making some spaghetti." " Nice." "Waiting behind the door for me?" "Agostino, why are you here?" "I knew this would happen!" "You're going to occupy our house?" "I love you but I can't have 12 people in here, you've got to go!" "Lorenzo has a fever, Amina let us in." "If you want..." "we'll leave right now." "Sorry." "Sorry, I didn't know..." " How is he?" " Better." "When I was alone with him today watching him shiver, grandpa wasn't there, neither was Erica..." "I didn't know what to do." " Anna..." " Anna what?" "Do you see what you've done to us?" "We can't live like this with two kids!" " I thought it was the right thing." " What are you saying?" "I don't know who you are anymore." "Tomorrow, the kids and I are going to Sergio and Romana's." "What a mess you and that dummie caused!" "Why is it my fault?" "Instead of helping him, you should've stopped him." "They're coming." " I'll help you, Anna." " Things will work out." "Nothing will work out, I don't want to see Agostino again." "Here, a goodbye gift from the Rizzutis." "They left this trash on Erica's sleeping bag." "Can I see?" " I don't think so." " Come on, grandpa!" "Let me close the trunk." "I'll stay with grandpa and Agostino, for a chat you'll have more room at home." " Give him another chance." " No more chances, he's crazy." " Are the chops ready?" " I just started cooking them." "Oh, I saw you were all sweaty..." "Here." "At least your hair won't get wet." "I remember you used to have a pompadour." "That was 20 years ago." "But damn, were you ugly!" "Girls liked me though." "I remember that time in Rimini..." "that Slovak chick." "Slovenian chick." " You always liked Eastern girls." " I married one." "Monica, I picked her up at Exodus club." "Picked her up?" "More like followed her around." "You were on LSD, you seemed possessed." "She came over and asked:" ""Who's that nut-case?"" "I sure do remember." "We all came to a shitty end." "Why?" "Apart from our pals who are no longer with us..." "Ciccio owns a nice little store, you and I have a job..." "But I don't have a home." "I'm no better off: 30 sqm with a wife and two kids." "Where are we, in San Francisco?" "When you're done burning them, give one to grandpa." " Take them off." " I need a fire hydrant!" "I waited two frigging hours for burnt chops?" "The charcoal's to blame, grandpa." " Just scrape off the crust." " Crust, my ass..." "Looks like you're losing troops..." "Want some advice?" "Get lost!" "Sometimes you have to admit defeat, you lost 4 to 0, losers!" " Hush up, house thieves!" " Hey, sand nigger... go build pyramids in your own country!" "Ignore them, Ahmed." "Amina made these for you." "Thanks, Ahmed." " Eat with us tonight." " I already ate, but I'll join you." "Give Ahmed a pillow." " Have a seat." " I think this plate is broken." "No, it's made that way, to set down on the sand." "Let's go to the beach then." " Eat, it's warm." " What is it?" " Falafel." " What?" "Falafel, a vegetable meatball." "I'll have one too." " Want some beer?" " No, thanks." "Right, they don't drink." " How is it?" " Spicy." "But good." "Now you need to concentrate." "And don't make a sound, okay?" "Move it." " What are we doing?" " You're pissing me off now." "Listen up, tonight you have the chance to prove you're my son." "Do as daddy says, and you'll finally grow some balls." "Move it." " I don't want to do it." " You're pissing me off." "We need to make it clear who's in charge here." "They need to go back to their own country, got it?" "Move it." " I want to go home." " Get lost, all right?" "Get out of here!" " Piss off!" " Dad, please." "Piss off!" "Dumb ass..." "Give me the bottle." "The lighter..." "Ready?" "Are those fireworks?" "No, it's the gypsy camp." " It's a party." " No... they're burning it down." "Grandpa..." "Grandpa!" "Don't you hear the ruckus?" " What is it?" " No idea." " What happened?" " They set fire to the gypsy camp." " Apparently someone died." " What criminals!" "They destroyed everything." "Bastards!" "Open the damn door!" "Why are you doing this?" "Enough!" "Don't you get it, you've lost!" "It's over, you need to leave." "I need to leave?" "Come sleep at our place tonight." "Careful, grandpa." "Agostino!" "What?" "If you need anything..." "We're here." " Thanks." " Agostino..." "I washed the car, it looks brand new." " How's Anna?" " She'll come around eventually." " The kids?" " Fine, don't worry." " Is it true a boy died?" " Yes, he was 14." " How could someone do that?" " Do me a favor..." "Take grandpa for a few days." "No worries, I'll take care of him." "I'm going to tell you something that sounds banal, but I urge you to believe in it with all your might." "You asked for my advice." "And what I'm telling you to do... is pray." "That's it?" " Call that nothing?" " Yes, nothing." "I call that nothing." "Less than nothing." "Since I was kid, I've been told to pray when I have problems." "See this?" "I've been wearing it since my dad died, I was 13." "I prayed so much that my mom died 3 months later, luckily I stopped praying or my grandpa would've been next." "I read that the Vatican owns tons of homes in Rome rented out cheaply to big-wigs." "Do you happen to have one for me?" "Nothing fancy, the smallest one, even a garage will do." "And then I'll pray." "And you can keep this." "Damn it..." "Yes?" "You scared me to death." "What happened, honey?" "I have to tell you something." "You wanted to involve your son too?" "Are you filming a Michael Jackson video?" " You killed a boy." " Good morning, Agostino." "Someone seems to have forgotten his manners." "Peace of shit!" "Chill out!" "What's that?" "Peace of shit!" "When you step into my home, always show politeness." "Understand that?" "Po-lite..." "Not in the balls!" "I'm not done with you yet, look me in the face!" "Don't do it!" "Get up!" "Want another?" "Come on." "Come here, buddy!" "Hit him!" "Get up!" "Come on!" " That's what happened." " I believe you, Mr. Salvatori." "We've checked that Macchiusi did indeed have a part in that fire." " He's being kept in custody." " Sorry about this mess." "It would've been better if you'd come to us first, but... given the circumstances, we could always say that you went to see Macchiusi with the intent of bringing him to us and he reacted violently, thus a fight broke out." "Plenty of witnesses in your favor..." "That madman's son, Andrea, said he'd testify..." "I know, he's on his way." "Tell me, do you have a place to sleep tonight?" "Of course." "What happened to you?" "You're such a fool." "I looked at rent prices in Terni," "I'd prefer Ceprano, better-connected and better bread." "Keep me company for a bit?" "Careful, I'm in pain." "You're so beautiful." "I'm sorry." "Everyone's asleep." " Be quiet." " I am..." "Grandpa's sleeping on the chair." "Come look at this." ""Essay:" "My dreams for the future." "I don't have many dreams for the future, actually, come to think of it, I only have one:" "To go back to my home." "Until now, I always thought my home was just a third-floor rent-controlled unit," "but recently I've realized a home is more than a kitchen, bathroom, or table." "Home is when I see my dad lying on the sofa watching soccer on Sundays," "my sister making up in the bathroom for hours," "my mom baking lasagna for lunch with auntie and uncle," "and my grandpa secretly eating them." "Strange, but my dream for the future is to go back to the past when I was in my home and was happy."" "You think..." "Let's take our home back." " Gently." " Sorry." "Another." "All right..." "You're so pretty when you smile." "I'll burn some boxes so we can fake a fire, the fire alarms go off, they shit their pants and run out, and we go in." "False alarm misdemeanor, arson, attempted massacre, they lock us up and throw away the key." "Then we'll fake a huge fight between the 4th floor Romanians and the 6th floor Indians." "They fight every day anyway." " You keep rejecting our ideas." " They're bullshit ideas." "Friday from 6:00-7:00 PM is the best time." " What?" " I've studied their schedules." "Miss Alida's at work, the tattooed son's at kickboxing, so only Tonino and the younger son are home." " Exploit their weaknesses." " How do we get the kid out?" " With these." " Sweetie, those are your toys." " I'll gladly sacrifice them." " He'll come out to get them." " How do we get Tonino out?" " That's easy." "50, 100, 150." "Thanks." " You're our center forward..." " No worries, daddy-o." " Let's review the plan." " No need, I remember it, doll." "Watch it, or you'll be walking like a cowboy for a week." "Quiet, grandpa." "He's coming out." "5:50 PM, Lorenzo was right." "Give the signal for Lorenzo to head inside." " Who's he, Tonino?" " No, he's not Tonino." " We need to review the plan." " No, but who is he?" " Her son or nephew, not sure." " He's an asshole, period." "Come play with me and I'll give you a Transformer." " Sergio?" " The kids are out." "It's time for Malù, I'll be upstairs." "Okay." " Malù, it's your turn now." " Show us what you've got!" "Do it!" "Go on!" "Let's go in, grandpa." "Hurry up!" "Come on." "Pig!" "Quiet." "Come on." "Don't make a sound." "I didn't say shit, I just breathe loudly." " Then don't breathe." " Okay..." "I'll put a plastic bag on my head and expire quietly." "She knocked." "Who is it?" "Is it Christmas?" "Excuse me sir, help me, my sink has gone crazy." "Water is squirting everywhere, I'm all wet." "Who are you?" "What's your name?" "Malù," "I just moved in downstairs." " Help me, please." " How can I?" "I'm here alone, I can't leave the house." "I beg you." "You do this for me and I'll do something for you." "All right." " Thanks." " Coming." "She did it!" "Sergio, now, do it now!" "Go down, Sergio!" "I can repair everything." "I can do anything..." " What the fuck?" " Hello!" "Help me!" "Sergio!" "Open the door, it's Agostino!" "Hear me?" "Open up!" "We did it!" "Hurry up, he might come back." "Agostino, how should I say this..." "I've realized I need this house more than you do." "Understand?" "I understand you're joking." "Now open the door." "Open it, now!" "Romana is pregnant." "You know... how can we live in 30 sqm with another kid?" "Seriously?" "You're not joking?" "What?" "You're my sister's husband, the father of her children, my best friend, open up!" "Open up!" "You can have my house." "I left the door open." "Go get it, quickly!" "Hurry!" " Son of a bitch!" " Sorry!" "Honey!" "No spitting!" "He spit on me!" " Fuck you!" " Fuck you!" " Fuck you and your sister!" " Run!" "Come on, Agostino!" "Go, grandpa!" "Go!" "ALL OUT WAR"