"(RINGING)" "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #1:" "FIVE YEARS!" "IT HAS BEEN FIVE LONG YEARS SINCE" "MY CRACK SHELL COUSIN, ROBOTNIK, BANISHED ME" "HERE TO THE WARP OF CONFUSION." "(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)" "BUT I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE." "ALL I NEED NOW..." "IS THE BAIT." "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #2:" "OH YEAH, OH YEAH." "WHEN THAT HEDGEHOG SHOWS IT'S SHOW TIME." "YEP." "YEP." "YEAH!" "(THUD)" "(DESCENDING WHISTLE)" "(CRASH)" "GET IT OFF OF ME!" "(LOUD CRASH)" "(CHUCKLING)" "MALE #3:" "WHAT'S THE MATTER, COCONUTS?" "PRESSURE GETTIN' TO YA?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #4:" "HA-HA-HA-HAA!" "WHY BOTHER?" "ONCE I GET MY SONIC SNATCHER" "LOCKED AND LOADED IT'LL BE HEDGEHOG HARVEST TIME." "AHH!" "(GROANING)" "(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)" "(CRASH)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #3:" "DON'T BET ON IT, BEAK FACE." "DR. ROBOTNIK'S COUNTING ON ME" "TO BRING THAT HIGH-SPEED HEDGEHOG A CRUSHING DEFEAT." "OW!" "OUCHAROONIES!" "OW!" "OOH, OHH, OOH!" "SHH!" "DON'T GO TO PIECES ON US NOW." "(WHIRRING)" "LISTEN." "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "OH YEAH." "WHEN SPEED'S OF THE ESSENCE" "I'M THE ESSENCE OF SPEED." "(DING)" "(WHIRRING)" "WHAT'D WE STOP FOR, SONIC?" "(INHALES)" "AHH." "THAT." "CAN'T YOU SMELL IT?" "A SUCCULENT SAUSAGE." "SMOTHERED IN SAUCE." "ANOINTED WITH ONIONS AND GARNISHED WITH GRATED CHEESE." "AHH." "(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)" "A CHILI DOG?" "OUT HERE?" "NOT JUST A CHILI DOG, TAILS," "A ROBOTNIK CHILI DOG." "(SNIFFING)" "MMM." "HE'S IMPROVED HIS CHILI." "I'VE JUST GOTTA GET THAT RECIPE." "(GASPS)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "TAILS:" "IT HAS TO BE A TRAP." "WELL, OF COURSE, IT'S A TRAP TAILS." "THAT'S HALF THE FUN." "I LIKE MY CHILI DOGS WELL SPICED WITH DANGER." "YEAH!" "LET'S DO IT, SONIC." "(WHOOSHING)" "HANG ON A MICROSECOND, MICRO BUDDY." "THIS IS A SOLO FLIGHT." "YOU STAY HERE." "AW, GEEZ, SONIC." "I'LL SAVE YA A HALF A DOG." "HMM..." "HMM." "(METALLIC THUD)" "HE'S COMING!" "BETTER GET READY." "(METALLIC THUDDING)" "(WHOOSHING)" "WHY LOOK, A CHILI DOG." "ALL ALONE OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE." "HOW INCREDIBLY FORTUNATE BECAUSE" "I'M SO-O-O HUNGRY." "HE'S FALLING FOR IT." "JUST STAY THERE ON MORE SECOND, HEDGEHOG," "AND YOU'LL BE MY TICKET TO A RETRO ARM" "FROM DR. ROBOTNIK." "AHH!" "OH, I WOULDN'T COUNT ON THAT." "(SPRING BOINGING)" "NO!" "♪" "(CRASH)" "WHOA!" "(EXCLAIMING)" "♪" "AHH!" "(CRASH)" "♪" "(CRASH)" "(SPLATTER)" "(THUD)" "(LOUD EXPLOSION)" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "SONIC!" "SONIC!" "(COUGHING)" "SONIC, WHERE ARE YOU?" "(DESCENDING YELL)" "OOH, I DIDN'T GET THE CHILI DOG," "BUT I SURE GOT THE ROLL." "(GASPS)" "SO, HOW WAS THE SHOW, LITTLE BRO?" "HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD SEAT." "EVEN SAVED YA HALF THE REFRESHMENTS." "TAILS?" "TAILS!" "WHERE ARE YOU?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "TAILS:" "HELP!" "SONIC!" "THAT'S TAILS." "UP, OVER, AND GONE!" "(WHOOSHING)" "HOLD HIM, HOLD HIM!" "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!" "SONIC'S LITTLE TAG ALONG." "HA-HA, WE GOT HIM." "HAA!" "LET ME GO, YOU LOSERS." "WRAP HIM UP RIGHT." "A PRESENT FOR OUR GLORIOUS LEADER." "DR. ROBOTNIK WILL BE SO PROUD OF ME." "OF YOU?" "HEY!" "I'M THE ONE WHO GOT THE LITTLE GRAPE FIRST." "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!" "WHO'S TYIN' HIM UP HERE, HUH?" "HUH?" "HUH?" "YOU SLOWMOS ARE GONNA BE SORRY." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "THAT'S NOT QUITE RIGHT, TAILS." "THOSE SLOWMOS ARE ALREADY SORRY." "WHAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE IS PATHETIC." "OH YEAH?" "THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK YOU PUNY BLUE PIN CUSHION." "YEAH!" "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER." "WE'VE GOT YOUR SHRIMPY SIDEKICK HERE." "WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT COMING CLOSER?" "YOU LEAD BOTTOMS SMELL BAD ENOUGH FROM HERE." "THEN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?" "HUH?" "HUH?" "JUST GONNA TAKE YOU WINDBAGS FOR A LITTLE WHIRL." "UP, OVER, AND GONE!" "(SAWING)" "(THEME MUSIC)" "(SCREAMING)" "♪" "YAY, I'M FREE!" "GREAT JOB, SONIC." "TIME TO PULL THE PLUG ON THE DRAIN BRAINS." "(YELLING)" "(SPLATTER)" "(CRASH)" "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "DIDN'T I TELL YA TO WAIT BACK THERE?" "YEAH, BUT" "BUT YOU DIDN'T DO IT." "SORRY, SONIC." "HEY, JUST KEEP IT IN MIND NEXT TIME, ALL RIGHT?" "YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO ME." "COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #1:" "SO, ROBOTNIK WANTS THE HEDGEHOG, EH?" "THEN SO DO I." "AND I THINK I KNOW JUST HOW TO REEL HIM IN." "AH, WHAT A GREAT DAY EH, LITTLE BRO?" "WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND ME" "GO MAKE THIS DAY ROTTEN FOR ROBOTNIK." "SOUND LIKE A PLAN?" "TAILS?" "YOU AWAKE?" "HUH?" "TAILS?" "TAILS!" "TAIL-L-LS!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "DR." "ROBOTNIK:" "THREE SEPARATE TRAPS AND NONE OF THEM WORKED?" "WELL, NOT EXACTLY, YOUR ESTEEMED EGGINESS." "THEY WORKED JUST FINE, EH, YEAH!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #3:" "JUST NOT ON SONIC." "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #3 amp; #4:" "IT WAS HIS FAULT!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "COCONUTS:" "YEAH!" "THEIR FAULT!" "SHUT UP!" "ALL OF YOU." "YOU'RE ALL INCOMPETENT." "AND YOU STINK OF FISH." "I HAVEN'T SEEN SUCH LUNACY" "SINCE I BANNED MY CRAZY COUSIN, WARPNIK," "TO THE WARP OF CONFUSION." "NO MORE EXCUSES!" "I WANT THAT HEINOUS HEDGEHOG HAMMERED!" "AND I MEAN NOW!" "(THEME MUSIC)" "WHAT IN MOBIUS IS THAT?" "BATTLE STATIONS, YOU SIMPLETONS!" "IT'S THAT SICKENING LITTLE HIGH-SPEED HEDGEHOG." "MAIN WEAPON'S POWER BANK ACTIVATED." "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #4:" "EARTH BLASTER, READY TO FIRE!" "LASER CANNONS READY TO COOK." "YEAH, HEDGEHOG HAMBURGER TIME, HA-HA!" "ON MY COMMAND, FIRE." "READY, AIM--WHAT?" "OHH, HOLD YOUR FIRE." "MY DEAR SONIC, IF I'D KNOWN" "YOU WERE COMING I'D A POISONED A CAKE." "NEVERMIND THE CHEESY JOKES, ROBUMNIK." "WHATAYA DONE WITH TAILS?" "TAILS?" "TAILS?" "QUICKLY, YOU FOOLS, SNEAK DOWN AND GRAB HIM." "I'LL KEEP HIM OCCUPIED." "TO BE TRUTHFUL, YOU HORRIBLE HEDGEHOG," "I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOUR FECKLESS FRIEND IS." "AND WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?" "USE YOUR SPIKY HEAD." "IF I'D HAVE CAPTURED YOUR COMPANION" "I'D BE TORTURING HIM RIGHT NOW." "BUT IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE HIM," "WHERE'D HE GO?" "PERHAPS HE LEFT OF HIS OWN ACCORD." "DID YOU TWO HAVE A FALLING OUT RECENTLY?" "OH YEAH." "WELL, YEAH MAYBE I GUESS, BUT I NEVER--I MEAN" "I DIDN'T MEAN TO" "OHH, WHERE ARE YOU, TAILS?" "IF YOU'VE RUN AWAY BECAUSE OF ME" "I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF." "I GOTTA FIND HIM, AND FAST." "(WHOOSHING)" "SO, INVADE MY VERY FORTRESS?" "I'LL SHOW YOU!" "BADNIKS!" "YES, YOUR EVIL EXCELLENCE." "THIS COULD BE THE CHANCE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR." "WHILE THAT HEDGEHOG HUNTS FOR HIS HELP MATE" "WE SHALL BE HUNTING THE HEDGEHOG." "HE'LL BE TOO DISTRACTED TO LOOK OUT FOR US," "AND WHEN HE LEAST EXPECTS IT, WHAM!" "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!" "HOO-HOO-HOO!" "SONIC SOUFFLÉ." "(OFFSCREEN)" "DR." "ROBOTNIK:" "EXACTLY." "I'LL BE RID OF THAT HEDGEHOG FOREVER." "(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)" "(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)" "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "TAILS!" "OH, TAILS!" "WHERE ARE YOU?" "HE COULDN'T JUST VANISH." "THERE MUST BE SOME CLUE I" "(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)" "♪" "AH-HA!" "MY FOXY FRIEND MADE TRACKS" "THIS A WAY." "(MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC)" "AHH, THERE HE GOES." "WHERE'S HE GOING?" "WHO CARES WHERE HE'S GOING?" "THE POINT IS, HE'S DISTRACTED," "OFF HIS GUARD," "EASY TO CAPTURE." "EVEN FOR YOU THREE." "NOW GET THAT HEDGEHOG!" "AND DON'T FAIL ME THIS TIME!" "HE CAME THIS WAY, AND THERE WAS A STRUGGLE." "POOR TAILS." "(CRASH)" "OW!" "(YELPS)" "HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE." "NO!" "NO!" "YES!" "DR. ROBOTNIK WAS RIGHT, SONIC'S OFF HIS GUARD." "EASY TO CAPTURE." "YEAH!" "YEAH!" "OF COURSE HE'S RIGHT, MONKEY BUTT." "HE'S OUR LEADER." "SO LET'S GO." "(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)" "♪" "COME ON!" "I'M GETTIN' WARMER." "HE'S GETTING WARMER ALL RIGHT," "AND WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE THINGS HOT FOR HIM." "YEAH, YEAH!" "HOO-HOO-HOO!" "LET'S GO COOK THAT TURKEY." "(THUD)" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "MAN, NOW THIS IS ONE TOTALLY TWISTED TUNNEL." "(SNIFFING)" "EWW." "BUT THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT IT." "WHOA!" "AND NO WONDER." "♪" "THIS LOOKS LIKE A NIGHTMARE I HAD ONCE" "AFTER SCARFING OUT ON BAD SEAFOOD." "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #1:" "WELCOME TO THE WARP OF CONFUSION," "MY PRICKLY PAL." "♪" "(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)" "WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU." "♪" "HOW COULD YOU IDIOTS HAVE LOST HIM ALREADY?" "WE DON'T KNOW." "WHEN WE CAME IN THE HEDGEHOG WAS GONE." "IT'S HIS FAULT!" "(STEAMING)" "(THUD, WHIRRING)" "YOUR SUPREMENESS." "OVER HERE!" "LOOK!" "LOOK!" "WHAT IS IT, DR. ROBOTNIK?" "IT'S A DIAMOND SHIMMLE TUNNEL." "AND IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, WHICH I NEVER AM." "(CRUNCH)" "OWW!" "MY CRAZY COUSIN, DR. WARPNIK IS BEHIND THIS." "(AIR INFLATES, DEFLATES)" "(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)" "YES, IT WAS I WHO LURED YOUR" "FUZZY-TAILED FRIEND INTO A TRAP." "ALL PART OF MY PLAN TO ESCAPE, YOU SEE." "(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)" "MY OWN DEAR COUSIN ROBOTNIK BANISHED" "ME HERE YEARS AGO." "(SOBBING)" "HE SAID I WAS A LOONEY." "ME?" "CAN YOU IMAGINE?" "(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)" "BESIDES, HE DIDN'T LIKE ALL MY SWEET" "LITTLE FISHY WISHIES." "(KISSING SOUNDS)" "FISHY WISHY." "OH GET ON WITH IT, WILL YA?" "I STILL GOTTA SCORCH YOUR SCALES AND RESCUE TAILS." "QUIET!" "(SQUEAKING)" "(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)" "♪" "YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" "YOU'RE MY PRISONER!" "AND WHEN MY COUSIN, ROBOTNIK, FOLLOWS YOU" "IN HERE, I'LL" "(OFFSCREEN)" "DR." "ROBOTNIK:" "YOU'LL WHAT?" "I THOUGHT I WAS RID OF YOU, YOU FISH FONDLING FRUITCAKE." "(METALLIC CLANK)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "DR." "WARPNIK:" "NO, IT IS I WHO WILL BE RID OF YOU," "YOU EGG SUCKING ECCENTRIC!" "OW!" "TOUCHÉ." "♪" "(GROUP CHANTING "FISH FIGHT!")" "WOW, I GUESS DR. ROBOTNIK" "MADE US MORE LIKE HIM THAT I THOUGHT." "HEY, TAILS, I MISSED YA!" "(WHOOSHING)" "SONIC, YOU'RE THE GREATEST." "GLAD YOU'RE OKAY, KID." "I WAS WORRIED YOU'D RUN OFF." "I'D NEVER DO THAT, SONIC." "YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND." "AND YOU'RE MINE, LET'S NEVER FORGET IT." "LOOK, YOUR EXCELLENCE." "THEY'RE ESCAPING." "WHAT?" "NO!" "GET THEM!" "HEY!" "THOSE ARE MY PRISONERS." "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "♪" "FOLLOW MY TRAILS, TAILS." "YEAH, SIZZLE 'EM, SONIC!" "LET'S SPEED, KID." "♪" "(ALL SHOUTING "I GOT HIM!")" "NOPE, NOPE, NOPE." "HE GOT US." "NO HEDGEHOG WILL ESCAPE" "THE WARPED WILL OF WARPNIK." "♪" "(EXPLOSION)" "AHH!" "(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)" "(FIRING)" "♪" "(WHIRRING)" "(SPATTERING)" "YEOW, I'LL NEVER EAT SEAFOOD AGAIN." "THIS IS TURNING INTO ONE HECK OF A FISH STORY." "YEAH, BUT I SURE WISH WE WEREN'T THE BAIT." "♪" "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, YOU WORTHLESS WIMP." "LET ME." "IT'S MY MACHINE!" "♪" "NO!" "IT'S MINE!" "(FIRING)" "♪" "(EXPLOSION)" "(WHIRRING)" "WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE." "I'M TRYING, BUT THIS IS LIKE" "BEING TRAPPED IN A PINBALL MACHINE." "(EXPLOSION)" "OH, HA-HA." "I THINK DR. ROBOTNIK HAS EVERYTHING" "UNDER CONTROL HERE." "UH, YEAH." "UH, WHAT'S SAY WE JUST GO HOME?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "COCONUTS:" "YEAH." "YEAH, YEAH!" "(CRASH)" "LIKE NOW!" "(SCREAMING)" "(FIRING)" "(EXPLOSIONS)" "♪" "ON THE OTHER HAND" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #3:" "YEAH, DR. ROBOTNIK'S PRETTY MEAN TO US SOMETIMES." "(LOUD CRASH)" "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH." "LET'S GO TEACH HIM SOME MANNERS." "YEAH!" "(SMACKING)" "♪" "OHH!" "AHHH!" "WHAT?" "NO!" "GET BACK!" "I, ROBOTNIK, COMMAND YOU!" "SORRY DOC" "BUT YOU'S HAD THIS COMING A LONG TIME." "YEAH, YEAH." "YEAH!" "(ZAPPING)" "♪" "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "UH-OH" "I THINK WE LAID AN EGG." "SONIC, THE WHOLE PLACE IS GOING" "SUPER NOVA OR SOMETHING." "NO KIDDING, KID." "WE GOTTA BAIL, TAILS." "BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUT?" "THOSE CREEPAZOIDS ARE IN THE WAY." "♪" "ONLY ONE WAY, JOSE." "MY FABULOUS TRIPLE SPIN, ROLLING THUNDER" "BOWLING BALL." "HANG TIGHT, LITTLE BUDDY," "'CAUSE WE'RE GOING FOR A STRIKE!" "(THEME MUSIC)" "(SAWING)" "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "DR." "ROBOTNIK:" "YOU AND YOUR WACKO WARPED WEAPONS." "NO WONDER I BANISHED YOU." "HOW COULD THINGS POSSIBLY BE WORSE?" "I TELL YOU HOW, YOU CRACK-CRACKPOT." "LOOK!" "(SCREAMING)" "(EXPLOSION)" "(SAWING)" "♪" "TA DA!" "YOU DID IT, SONIC!" "YOU SAVED ME." "BUDDIES FOREVER." "RIGHT, SONIC?" "YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BUDDIES FOREVER." "(LOUD EXPLOSION)" "IT'S GOOD TO KNOW DOC BOTNIK AND HIS" "FISH-FACED COUSIN ARE GONNA BE" "STUCK WITH EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE." "(LAUGHTER)" "AND SPEAKING OF BUDDIES." "NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT." "YEAH, YEAH!" "WOW!" "YAY!" "WHOA!" "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "UH-OH, I THINK I'M LOST." "YEOW!" "I GOTTA FIND A PHONE FAST." "OPERATOR?" "I WANT TO CALL HOME." "UH, THE NUMBER?" "UHH... (WHISPERING)" "GOT IT." "THANKS, SONIC." "OKAY, THAT'S AREA CODE" "YOU CAN'T CALL HOME UNLESS YOU KNOW" "YOUR AREA CODE AND PHONE NUMBER BY HEART." "MEMORIZE IT NOW." "DON'T WAIT UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE." "♪"