"This jade imperial seal was stolen from Thief Ghost by Kung to present to the city master" "There is also a rumour amongst the kung-fu world that imperial agent Dragon 9 is searching for him" "Good" "Then I will make a gift of this seal and return it to its owner" "We only see our three dumb brothers in Tianshan lt is boring us to death" "The smell of snow just fallen is really good" "Oh really?" "Oh, yes!" "Smells quite good" "That's enough." "You won't be able to smell of a man anyway" "Big sister, who are you laughing at?" "Among the four of us, you flirt the most" "When you see young masters on the street" "You just stare without blinking your eyes" "Who said it?" "I just want to meet more friends" "Don't be shy!" "We are normal girls lt's just normal to want to meet our Prince Charming" "What's so funny?" "That's right!" "Ziqing is most frank!" "OK" "My second sister, of all the masters, who do you want to meet most?" "Simon the Snow Blower" "The one who kills and spills no drop of blood I heard he is very difficult to approach" "No. I would say he is very dangerous" "So I've heard too There are lots of legends about him" "They say he is the god of swords, a unification of man and sword I am very curious and want to know if he is really that dangerous" "That's better, so he doesn't practice the Book of the Sunflower" "What does that mean?" "You really don't know?" "Do tell me quick" "The Book of the Sunflower..." "OK, I'll tell you alone" "That's enough, you bitch, don't talk nonsense lt's true!" "Master!" "Of the Seven Sons of Tianshan, I've only brought the four of you down" "My aim is to preserve justice and arrest Thief Ghost I have heard that the biggest suspect is coming uphill" "Who is this suspect?" "Dragon 9" "He has a dual status He is the Thief Ghost" "Go get ready" "Yes, Master!" "I never thought there'd be such a refined tea-house in such wilderness" "Great" "Waiter!" "Coming!" "Sir, what would you like to drink?" "The "Daughter Red", as red as your cheeks, you have it?" "Of course!" "Good!" "You look fecund" "Good!" "Pardon me, my hand slipped" "Good wine!" "Oh, who would have thought you have put poison in the wine!" "I am Lin Yunhe of the Tianshan Clan" "Today I am going to do justice and capture the Thief Ghost I am not the Thief Ghost!" "You wronged me..." "Four Sons, go ahead!" "Yes!" "Hold it!" "You Lin Yunhe are the real Thief Ghost" "You use your status as leader of the Tianshan Clan to hide your crime" "You leave your big bum pupils alone!" "Cut the bullshit!" "Go ahead!" "Oh...shit!" "Wow!" "Big bum. I like it!" "Kill him!" "Yes!" "You can bear children but not kill..." "Go!" "What a big snow ball, I need girl but not ball" "Master!" "Go away!" "Why don't you come tomorrow?" "I have long wanted to test your sword skills" "Live or die?" "Big!" "Live" "Master..." "Sister!" "You use your disciples as your shield!" "How despicable!" "Sister..." "Hey!" "Don't just keep courting women!" "I want to fly!" "Where do you want to fly?" "Where can you fly?" "What are you shouting?" "I am going with you!" "It's not that easy!" "I can get everything" "Even the Monkey King" "I like your rudeness" "Hey, here comes another adulterer, you!" "You always take advantage of me with your words lf you are smart enough, marry me" "Why should I marry you?" "It's better to go to the corner at the wall and do a little caressing" "Come along!" "Come!" "What's wrong?" "Last time you said I was great I am not going to play with you!" "The minister is afraid you might take the blame and not finish the mission" "Have I ever failed in my missions?" "Where is he?" "He is waiting for you with Dragon 6 and Dragon 7 I will go in and find them, then come back to you" "I have only been away for a while and you look awful!" "How can I kiss with you as your teeth are dirty" "We are getting short of people lt is in critical moments that we realize the more people the better I really miss Dragon Fat (8)" "Too bad, he has now become the god of the foods lf you miss him so much, I let you see him" ""Fat Choy"!" "We have three out of four" "We almost died without you here to fill the place. "Red Sword"!" "I win!" "It's "Thirteen Odds"!" "Imperial Agent!" "It's only a beautiful name." "We can't really live on the salary lf you don't help me a bit, I'll be broke" "You even win the "Thirteen Odds", aren't you afraid of being denounced by God!" "You will lose your good luck one day I just got rid of the Thief Ghost, do I have to be scared of losing my luck" "Minister, be careful of what you play lf you let him win, I have to pay too" "You are his left player and you don't watch him out" "You are also to be blamed!" "What's this?" "This is a western telescope" "Best used to peek on others" "Let me have a look Okay lt really works!" "This invention was left here by the Italian Marco Polo" "You can even use it to zoom Can we have wide angle?" "You try it" "Can you see any woman in the bath?" "Yes!" "I see one, it's your mom!" "Shit!" "It's really a woman!" "Here's the mouth, big eyes..." "What are you peeking?" "Want to die?" "So it's the loose-tongued on a close look and Princess Phoenix with three mouths on a far look" "So it's four eyebrows on a far look and a dumb face on a close look!" "Why don't the four of you engage in some self-criticism?" "Playing mahjong during office hours You want me to inform the emperor?" "Then..." "Your highness Princess Phoenix Please mind your tongue..." "No, I mean please be lenient to us in what you say" "OK, give this to me then" "No..." "Give it to me!" "No..." "She is being destructive again" "She has broken the telescope" "Princess Phoenix, I heard that you are practicing on Mount Holy Girl" "How come today..." "Me!" "My master said that I have learned all her martial arts already" "So I come back" "So there would be chaos in the palace from now on" "Dragon 9, you making fun of me?" "I wasn't talking about you lt's...him only" "Dragon 7, any new inventions lately?" "Yes, Your Highness!" "We have just set up a creative group" "We just have a new invention, the flying kite" "Dragon 9 has tried it, it's quite good" "Depends on who sits on it" "We have a great creative group" "Members include they are, Dragon 1 , Dragon 2..." "Dragon 3 and Dragon 4" "And I am the convener" "So these are the four world-famous Dragon 1 to 4" "Who use to scare the hell out of the bad guys" "That's right" "But who knows what sacrifices we have to make in this business!" "Look at him Once brilliant and handsome... and now, all that is left is a pair of silent eyes nothing more!" "Look at Dragon 2, seems to be strong and reliable but then, he is only a limp I don't need to explain about the third one" "Poor broken arm!" "And the fourth is..." "He..." "He can't be Dragon 4?" "He used to be 1 80cm tall and weighed 200odd catties I was beaten and had internal wounds I have shrunken to this size" "There's still the fifth!" "He's disappeared for one year" "We put in a lot of ads looking for him" "From central to local, searched everywhere" "But still no sign of him" "That's why all the complicated cases are now handled by me alone" "Dragon 9!" "Have you forgotten this "Great Umbrella"" "that has been with you through life and death?" "Princess, this is the latest product" ""Great Umbrella"!" "There's two buttons here!" "Don't push!" "I told you not to do that" "The Great Umbrella has 82 uses" "The gun is only one of them" "Really?" "Let me try this button" "Hey!" "No!" "The second function of the Great Umbrella is to shoot out 49 pins in the shortest time" "This function is named the "Fairy Maiden's Spike Shower"" "I like this one!" "So what if you like it This was made specially for me" "Give it back!" "I want it" "Give it back!" "I want it!" "Give it back!" "Give me!" "I want it!" "Don't fright for that" "Don't do that, it's messed up" "Hand off" "She is princess You'll be damned if you hurt her" "No, don't" "Minister, there are a lot of invaders in the square" "Who have the guts to step in here!" "I'll go and have a look" "Who's there?" "What a nice "Hovering Heavenly Fairy" stance" "You are really learned" "You must be Dragon 9 with four eyebrows" "There's no one except White Cloud City Master Cool-Son Yeh who can strike such a powerful stance in the kung-fu world" "Cool-Son Yeh?" "Royal Uncle Pingnan, it's me, Phoenix!" "So you've grown up, you know how to address people now" "Everyone grows up" "One can't always be a kid ln my heart, you will always be a small girl" "Yes, she's not even weaned" "Uncle Pingnan, what are you doing here?" "I'm here for two matters" "The first is already written on the wall" "Heavenly Cool Son, like a fairy swordsman" "Fifteenth the first month, moon shines like the sun" "We fight just this once, atop the City Forbidden" "I don't get it ls Simon the Snow Blower your friend?" "Of course not He is my very very very good friend!" "Please pass on these six phrases to him lf anyone of you here is a friend of Simon the Snow Blower I welcome you to pass on my message lf you want to fight in the palace, it's difficult to explain to the Emperor" "Simon the Snow Blower and me are regarded... as "God of Sword" and "Sword Saint"" "Such a sacred fight must be fought in the noblest place I think it is a bit difficult" "Tell your friend not to be late" "Cool-Son Yeh, you said you are here for two matters?" "What's the other one?" "The Thief Ghost stole the Jade Imperial Seal from the Emperor lt's now with me and I want to return it to the owner" "I heard that your "Buddha's Pointer"" "Can catch any weapon in the world" "You think you can catch this?" "Thank you!" "That's really an ace" "Your Majesty" "This Jade Imperial seal has been returned by Master of Pingnan" "The imperial seal passed down by ancestors, lost and found" "Congratulations!" "Uncle Pingnan is highly skilled in martial arts and he is also loyal to me I am thinking what I should give him in return" "Brother, why don't you ask him to come to the palace to teach me martial arts?" "If you call that a gift it's worse... then asking him to kneel on glass as a penalty" "How dare you be so rude to me in front of my brother!" "I don't dare" "The Powerful Four are all gathered here today" "You must have something to tell me ls that right, Manager Liu?" "You are so wise, Your Majesty!" "Your Majesty, Master of Pingnan Cool-Soon Yeh... has send a letter inviting Simon the Snow Blower to have a fight with him on the 1 5th January on top of the Forbidden City" "Just up above?" "This could be fun!" "Your Majesty, this is outrageous" "Who cares if he is Master of Pingnan or the best swordman" "This cannot be allowed!" "A fight between two great masters, it's a rare occasion lf l stop it, it will disappoint everyone" "So Your Majesty want to print some tickets to earn some money?" "Jin Guangda, with the men you have how many can you let into the palace?" "With the number of men in the palace, only eight" "Okay then I will issue eight gold medals with a special sign" "Whoever holds this medal can enter the palace" "But There're millions of great masters in the kung-fu world and only eight medals" "Who is to decide to whom these medals are to be given?" "You!" "Hey!" "You..." "Dragon 9!" "Tell me" "Who is going to win between Simon the Snow Blower and Cool-Son Yeh?" "Tell me!" "Don't go!" "Tell me, please..." "Hey!" "Don't go!" "I am an lmperial Agent, I am famous lf you pull me on a big street... and I fall down in the new year, what face do I have?" "Then why don't you just tell me who is going to win?" "Tell me!" "You tell me!" "I'm asking you, tell me quick!" "One is my good friend" "One is a senior in the kung-fu world I admire... lt must be Royal Uncle Pingnan" "Why?" "He's cool!" "He has personality I believe there is no one who can beat his "Hovering Heavenly Fairy" stance" "Don't go!" "You still not answer me" "You're bad!" "You're so shameless!" "Please tell me who will win!" "If you follow me I will deal with you here!" "Oh!" "Dare you to bully me?" "How can you do that?" "You are the princess, how dare I bully you?" "You have also learned all the kung-fu, I can't fight you then" "How about that?" "Grab two eunuchs and use a candle to burn their ass that could be fun!" "I don't want to play that!" "You tell me who is going to win first?" "Cool-Son or Simon?" "I have important things to do?" "I'll answer you when I come back, okay?" "Okay." "Let's go" "Don't follow me!" "Hey!" "..." "You are so irritating!" "Please" "I've been busy!" "I know you are busy, so I dare not find you I only miss you everyday" "Actually, I have written a letter" "Let me see" "No. I am afraid you will look down on me I will only be touched" "How about that...you read it out to me" "No... lf you say no, I'll never miss you" "Okay, but you mustn't laugh at me" "Brother 9, haven't seen you for days, I miss you very much" "You know I'm not a scholar" "So I don't know what to say" "Am I a fool?" "I just wish you would come to see me soon" "Lastly, I wish you all the best luck and longevity" "That's it" "This is the most touching love letter l have ever read" "Really?" "You take it?" "Total charge 50 taels 50 taels?" "You give to me?" "We have played this two times already" "Last time I cried severely, this time there's only two drops of tears" "Shall we play something new and more exciting?" "What shall we play then?" "I heard there is a mouth trick spreading around among the people" "Seems to be great fun lt's called..." "What's that?" "It's called "Ice Fire", you understand?" "You are bad!" "No, we'll play another!" "Okay, we won't play "Ice Fire"" "We'll play crossed pair cards, or zigzag arrows..." "You bad boy!" "You play with someone else!" "Disgusting!" "What's this thing?" "It's so long?" "You hurt my skin, but you still haven't touched my flesh" "So if you think this is not new, we'll play some brain games" "Don't you know I am the Imperial Agent?" "I've solved numerous mysterious, I'm called the god of Logic" "You play these games with me?" "Okay, I'll play with you Ask me a question" "Okay, I test you" "A woman has two limbs for the arm and two limbs for the legs, that's four limbs" "So how many limbs do men have?" "Of course they have five limbs" "So when you add a man and a woman, how many limbs are there?" "When they are making love?" "Yes" "They should have..." "Nine limbs?" "Not exactly" "Eight?" "No, not eight Nine is not correct either" "The correct answer is eight and then nine, eight and nine..." "Eight limbs and nine limbs?" "Eight limbs and nine limbs..." "But the one I have been used to is eight-and-a-half and eight, eight-and-a-half..." "What's the matter?" "There are a lot of people outside looking for Master Dragon" "Doesn't seem to have come with good intentions!" "Okay!" "I have to go out" "Hey!" "You will expose your spots" "What's wrong with exposing myself, it's only if you expose that we have to charge extra" "I'm not going out!" "Let's study this seven limbs is good, so is eight limbs, nine limbs..." "Come out!" "Come out..." "Don't be so nervous." "Relax... I'm not here to check your license or to close your business I come here as a hooker, just like all of you I'm a consumer" "I'm here to take a bath with her I pay full price" "Moustache Gold, you bastard!" "You expose my status?" "Right!" "I am an lmperial Agent" "And Moustache Gold, he is a triad leader of the capital" "We used to mind our own business, but..." "We are good adopted brothers!" "He's also my adulterous brother" "Good brother!" "Good adulterer!" "It's only because you court her that I have not protested!" "Master Gold!" "Hey, it's just a brothel, do you need to be so heavily armed?" "Right, I've come here for you" "Who are you?" "You look a stranger I am the one who is good at drinking, gambling, and whoring..." "Cut it off!" "You are immoral Wu, the one with everything but a moral character" "Coming!" "You placing a bet with him?" "Yes, we are betting on all we have I buy that our good friend Simon the Snow Blower will win and he is buying for Cool-Son Yeh" "This time I can't help you" "Simon the Snow Blower is invincible How can he lose?" "He may be before I met Cool-Son Yeh" "When I saw his "Hovering Heavenly Fairy" stance..." "Was it powerful?" "Very powerful" "Really very powerful?" "Very powerful indeed!" "Then, I must..." "You are a gentleman, you said it before so many witnesses" "You can't go back on your words now" "You won't know before the duel!" "We are good friends of Simon the Snow Blower" "No matter what the chances are, we still support him!" "Simon work hard!" "Simon work hard!" "..." "Simon Qing work hard!" "Simon Qing work hard!" "..." "Where do you find a Simon Qing?" "It's Simon!" "Simon work hard!" "Simon work hard, Simon work hard, Simon..." "Dragon 9, I haven't finished" "Actually, I've come to look for you..." "Damn you!" "You go to a brothel for prostitutes, why do you look for me?" "I want to buy a medal from you!" "You know about it?" "The Imperial guards asked you to issue the eight gold medals" "So they can enter the palace to watch the duel" "The whole kung-fu world knows about it" "Everyone knows?" "These are matters of the rivers and lakes and the paparazzi are interested?" "There'll be no secrets in the kung-fu world from now on I am placing such a large bet with Moustache Gold" "Of course I am qualified to watch..." "Who said you are qualified?" "It's not up to you. lt's my decision!" "So are you selling?" "How much?" "Ten thousand taels" "Ten thousand taels" "You go around the corner and say it 499 times more!" "Ten thousand taels..." "Listen everyone, pay attention" "Cool-Son Yeh is meeting the three Tang Brothers to negotiate at Chun Hua House" "Let's go and watch, shall we?" "Great!" "Let's go!" "Have they started fighting?" "Little master, tell me" "Why are you all so cool?" "Don't you see?" "One main character is still missing" "Haven't seen" "What a coincidence!" "You are so late, I thought you wouldn't come" "Why?" "Give way!" "In a while Uncle Pingnan will use the stance "Hovering Heavenly Fairy"" "And stab Tang Fei and Tang Ao in one blow." "How impressive" "No wonder, no one sits on the seats around Tang Fei and Tang Ao I was surprised." "Let's go over" "Sit down, drink some tea and wait for Cool-Son Yeh" "The Tangs in Sichuan are famous for their poison" "That's why no one dares go near" "Those two guys are sweating on such a cool day" "Dragon 9, don't you sell me the medal?" "Get off!" "This lady must have something I wish we can find Simon the Snow Blower as soon as possible" "We must take revenge ourselves and not let him die in Cool-Son Yeh's hands" "Cool-Son Yeh!" "Every time Cool-Son Yeh appears he has to make a fuss" "He must spend a lot of money on the girls" "So you are Tang Fei" "Cool-Son Yeh, I will take revenge for my big brother Tang Ling today" "The Sichuan Tangs have four famous brothers I killed Tang Ling" "There's you two, where's Tang Yong?" "You let him look for you everywhere!" "Cool-Son Yeh, either you die or I die today!" "You deserve?" "I have brought the greatest Hidden Weapon of the Tangs, the "Net above Snares Below" Pin" "What's that?" "There are altogether 1 99 pins" "When we throw them out, not even a mosquito can escape within 30 feet" "Friends, this matter only concerns me and Cool-Son Yeh" "Others please give way" "None of my business" "I'd advise you not to fight" "We Sichuan Tangs' poisoned hidden weapons are scared by everyone in the kung-fu world" "I'm not scared, I just want to tell you" "Once I pull out my sword, it will shed blood" "Don't regret it" "You're really not scared?" "How can a bit of dust be poison?" "Oh, Cool-Son Yeh, you are God, God of Sword" "Oh my god!" "How can he finish off Chun Hua House with one blow?" "Our bet has been concluded" "You can't back off!" "Brother!" "I said it, don't force me to fight" "Wait for me!" "There's something wrong?" "What is it?" "The problem is I don't know what's wrong" "Come out!" "Come out" "Hi, you were great!" "You're hurt?" "Are you okay?" "If you can keep the secret I won't kill you" "If you ask me not to tell of course I won't I don't know anything" "Are you alright?" "Hey, come over here" "Are you okay?" "You better leave, this place is too dangerous" "Remember, you promised you would not tell others that I am hurt" "Otherwise, I will be chased... I can find the Tianshan Snow Lotus it can cure all kinds of poison, how about I bring some back to you?" "You must keep it well" "Sorry, but..." "You are in hiding, how can I find you?" "Leaf?" "I'll come see you when I hear this sound" "This can make sound?" "A leaf can make a sound?" "Let me try it" "Try again" "You have to be gentle" "Let me!" "I know!" "is that right?" "Right!" "Cool-Son Yeh, I will find the Tianshan Snow Lotus to cure you" "So you can fight Simon the Snow Blower in good condition" "Wait for me!" "Did you awaken?" "You have lost your consaiousness for ten days" "You want to kill me, no need to hurry" "Why did you save me?" "Duty" "Do you know this is worse than death for me?" "Though my master killed my three sisters" "Still he has brought me up" "What has that got to do with me?" "Why am I the only one left alive?" "And I am at the house of my enemy, what would people say?" "Naive" "To prove my innocence..." "Today is New Year's day" "This cake is famous in our Simon House" "It's called the Wife Cake" "Come to buy fish, it will make a fortune" "You give red packets to everyone?" "It's the new year, they only have to say Happy New Year I give them red packets..." "How much is in each packet?" "It's 1 00 taels in each packet 1 00 taels!" "You don't even know them?" "I will lose all my fortune to that bastard anyway... lt's the New Year lt's immoral Wu l'll spend whatever I can" "So you are saying that our Simon the Snow Blower is bound to lose?" "Haven't you seen Cool-Son Yeh at Chun Hua House?" "You really believe someone can be quicker than him?" "Think about it!" "I really regret it" "What's wrong?" "Right, Cool-Son Yeh's "Hovering Heavenly Fairy" is powerful but..." "I really think there is something wrong" "What's wrong?" "I don't know, we'll find out in the end" "But your friend Simon the Snow Blower, you think he would come?" "If he doesn't show up, then the duel can't continue" "Then I don't have to lose my fortune, that's good!" "Have you been listening?" "Two bastards are on my way!" "Hey!" "So it's you!" "Come, Happy New Year!" "Here's a red packet..." "Dragon 9, your good friend Simon the Snow Blower" "He's going to show up today?" "Why do you ask the same question?" "You conspired with him?" "You don't belong to our group, who are you?" "They are two of the sons of the "Seven Tianshan Sons"" "The one who keeps talking is Yen Zizhun and the dumb one is Xiao Zichong" "You and Simon the Snow Blower killed my master" "We brothers are going to get even with you today" "You can't say that One has to bear his own consequences" "Your master is a serious criminal and I am an lmperial Agent" "Of course I have to arrest him" "What's wrong if I hit him when he resists?" "My master is definitely not the Thief Ghost, he was wronged" "Hey, your sister Ye Ziqing is still alive, go ask her" "About how he killed her three sisters" "Bullshit!" "Simon the Snow Blower killed our three sisters" "Ye Ziqing is licentious, she survived and has an affair with Simon the Snow Blower lf l see them, I'll kill them too!" "Keep your words here, if he hears you then..." "Then what?" "Then, he only needs to touch their heads gently and they will explode" "Bullshit!" "Simon the Snow Blower is not here today" "Dragon 9, you die first!" "Come!" "Come!" "That's the "Telepathic Microsteps" and "Buddha's Pointer"." "Powerful!" "I'm really worried about my fingers I deal with a lot of novices like you lf l am not careful and break one of my fingers, that's real trouble!" "You two are creating trouble, inviting death!" "How do you want to deal with them?" "They are just acting on impulse Forget it" "Brother!" "Brother!" "..." "Killing and spilling no drop of blood, that's marvelous!" "Simon the Snow Blower!" "You have evidence?" "Don't rattle on!" "Brother, look!" "What's up?" "Don't move!" "Look behind you!" "My brothers!" "I know, this is the Imperial Manager, Eunuch Liu" "And he is Hawk Brother Six" "My younger brother is the best apprentice of Mr. Skilful" "He can make clay dolls of anyone he has seen" "That means, it is these three clay dolls that killed him" "But Manager Liu is not that powerful" "Who is it?" "Hawk Brother Six is worse, he only knows how to gamble" "So the real murderer is this one" "But his face is blurred and can't be recognized" "There's no way to guess" "What's the matter?" "Killing and spilling no drop of blood, is he really Simon?" "Must be him" "Manager Liu, I asked you to fetch the Tianshan Snow Lotus, have you got it?" "Then get it now" "Yes" "Sister, who are you giving this Tianshan Snow Lotus to?" "This Tianshan Snow Lotus is very precious, I want it for myself I heard it is good for the eyes the skin, and for general health... lt's death penalty for cheating the king" "Phoenix knows" "Tianshan Snow Lotus' main function is to cure poison I don't care whom you give it to" "Anyway, it's good that use it to save and not to injure" "Thank you, brother I knew you are an understanding and good emperor" "You are eccentric, full of tricks" "Tell me, have you found your lover?" "Of course not!" "Really no?" "No" "You know" "You are of royal blood like me" "You don't have the right to choose the one you love ln the eyes of the common people, they envy us" "But then I envy them more because they have the freedom to love" "You speak my mind" "You must have found a lover" "Who is he?" "Tell me!" "I said no" "No?" "Are you telling me or not?" "No..." "Tell me, yes or no?" "No!" "I'll mar your face!" "This is Master Ball" "He will take us to Hawk Brother Six" "So you are the famous Imperial Agent Dragon 9" "You are so handsome!" "I like you!" "Brother 9.9." "Why are all eunuchs like this?" "Bear with him, treat him as your girlfriend" "You are so handsome, you are bound to be courted" "The palace is like a maze" "Why don't you get lost and go to my room" "Wouldn't that be nice?" "If I am so unlucky to go to your room I'll hit your head in one blow" "You are bad" "Normally, the eunuchs in the palace and the guards can't go around" "So Hawk Brother Six has found a place where no one know" "And set up a gambling house there" "The eunuchs and guards treat it as a club" "He is so popular, does he know how to serve the eunuchs' asses?" "Place your bet!" "Hold it..." "Three Sixes. I get all!" "I am glad I was late" "You are Dragon 9, right?" "What's the matter?" "Well, I know you are a practical person lf l want a deal, I have to gamble with you, right?" "How do you want to gamble?" "Up to you, if you win" "These 5,000 taels are yours" "What if I lose?" "If you lose, I don't want money I just want to know who this clay doll really is?" "How come you have this clay doll?" "It's with you..." "These three clay dolls are found on the body of Shi Zilun" "He must have found out something he should not know and had himself killed" "Okay, I take your bet" "We'll play dice, whoever gets the greater number wins" "Okay" "Have you thought carefully" "Do you know his other name?" "I know What?" "He is the "Dice Devil"" "That's right, everyone calls me the Dice Devil I have never lost" "Come on" "All 1 8 dice are "6", that makes 1 08 i'm finished." "Your turn" "Okay" "So you take that as shaken?" "Yes, and I have won too" "That's one point greater" "One point greater!" "That's not shaking the dice!" "You haven't said I can't shake it that way!" "You..." "What about me?" "You have so many "fans" here supporting you, be a gentleman" "Okay, Dragon 9, you are smart!" "Everyone knows that" "So can you tell me who this clay doll is now?" "I never thought our meeting would be overheard" "He is..." "Be careful!" "He's dead!" "Stop fooling around!" "He's killed to keep his mouth shut" "He must be a great kung-fu master and very wicked too" "Of the three dolls, one is dead, one is unknown" "The only one left is Manager Liu" "Wait..." "Where are you going in such a hurry?" "Manager Liu is dead!" "We are going to his funeral" "Cool-Son Yeh, where are you?" "You must take care yourself, don't be killed" "Why are you sighing?" "Why are you here?" "There are two persons dead in the palace" "Everything is a mess, so I am here" "How's your injury?" "This is the Tianshan Snow Lotus, eat it I'll recover as soon as possible for you" "Then, I can get ready soon and win!" "I know you will win" "Thank you" "Does the emperor know about the duel?" "He knows, and he knows you will win too" "One of us would lose lt's not who wins that is important" "This duel has become too important lf we don't finish it, I'm afraid it won't happen again" "I'm sure you'll win!" "What's the matter with you?" "Nothing" "Cool-Son Yeh, whether you live or die win or lose I'll be by your side" "Why do you treat me like this?" "When I am blocking the sun for you?" "Where's Cool-Son Yeh?" "Cool-Son Yeh?" "Was he around?" "You weren't having a "wild game" with him here last night?" "Stop blabbing here!" "is Cool-Son Yeh really injured?" "Top secret!" "If you don't want to tell, I dare not ask I just want to remind you" "Remind me of what?" "Mastering the sword is a very lonely business" "To be an invincible swordsmen" "You have bear loneliness which no normal person can bear" "As his woman, it is more difficult to describe the pressure she has to suffer" "This is all so hard to understand lf you fall in love with an invincible swordsman, you've to share his loneliness and also suffer the torment of losing him at any time" "It's not easy" "It's funny to see you talking to me so seriously" "Okay, I am going to investigate now, interested?" "lnvestigate what?" "Shi Zilun truly is my closest disciple" "He has learned 70% of my skills" "Mr. Skilful, can you return this clay doll?" "I am his master, what do you think?" "No one has ever been so rude to Mr. Skilful" "Give me an hour I guarantee I can return this clay doll" "Soon we will find out who killed Shi Zilun" "The murderer is so eager to shut his mouth" "There must be a great plot behind this" "You call this logic?" "Why are you still here?" "Waiting for you" "How can I work with you watching?" "Go out for a walk and come back in an hour!" "Let's go" "We have a whole hour" "What shall we do?" "Anything you want to do?" "Who has anything to do with you?" "It's so romantic to walk with you in the sunset I really will excrete and throw up I walk with you because I think highly of you, don't think you are" "If only you were Jade" "She is so understanding, really I know, no matter what I do, you won't treat me as a girl" "You are a girl" "You are the sister of the emperor, Princess Phoenix" "Who dares make friends with you?" "What difference does a princess make?" "A princess can also fall in love!" "A princess can also love and be loved" "So you have fallen in love with that... lf you keep rattling on, I'll kill you!" "White Cloud City Master is so prestigious and is a relative of the Royal Family l am only concerned about him" "Have you ever thought the murderer might be the White Cloud City Master himself?" "That's impossible l think the third clay doll may be Simon the Snow Blower" "How come?" "Because be seems so uncertain may be it's true?" "Simon the Snow Blower being the bad guy..." "How funny!" "See!" "I said Simon the Snow Blower is bad" "Where's Mr. Skilful?" "Right here!" "Killing and spilling no drop of blood..." "Who else can it be but Simon the Snow Blower?" "It's impossible!" "Nothing is impossible!" "Simon the Snow Blower must still be around lf he fights with you you think you can win him?" "He won't fight with me" "That's right, he will use worse methods to deal with you" "I had a little donkey, I never rode it" "Does this bring your childhood memories back?" "Yes!" "I am searching for the feeling of childhood" "But... from my chest to my pelvis, it's all broken" "Give me a break, please" "Okay, I spare you" "What bloody place is here?" "You cowards!" "You use dirty tricks to hide us here lf you have the guts you come down and fight with Dragon 9 alone!" "Sure!" "Have the guts to come down!" "Noble persons don't do sneaky things, I dare you to come down to fight me!" "Come down!" "Didn't you say that your "Telepathic Microsteps" is the best on the earth?" "Go!" "Go ahead!" "Okay, come on, one, two..." "Why didn't it work?" "Let's try again." "One, two..." "Why can't we fly up?" "I forgot to tell you, the "Telepathic Microsteps" is not for facile leaping lt's just used to avoid weapons to run away" "You are always bluffing!" "But there is a method which works" "Then use it!" "Quick!" "Help!" "Help..." "That's your solution?" "That's not bad." "You don't have to practise and it costs nothing" "Help!" "Help!" "Help..." "Don't play with my things!" "Wow, this is a great umbrella!" "When I go back, I will ask Dragon 7 to make me one" "Give me!" "Kill you..." "Don't cry, that's okay" "Don't cry, it's only a small scorpion" "See, I am not afraid, why should you be?" "Be good, stop crying I hate little animals, they make me sick" "This scorpion is very good for health lt smells so good, want to taste it?" "Don't do it, I'll beat you!" "Okay..." "Be a good boy" "It's bad!" "Push hard!" "Trading places!" "Help!" "Help... I never imagined that I, Dragon 9 the hero would be beaten by these traps!" "What?" "You're useless!" "It's all your fault!" "If you're not careless, we would not trap here" "Dragon 9" "Simon, is that you?" "Simon?" "Who is it?" "If you are my friend, just go" "No, I have lots of questions for you" "Why don't you answer me?" "You shouldn't stay here for long" "Why don't you help him?" "He doesn't need help on these trivial matters" "You don't think he only knows how to "blow snow" do you?" "It's delicious, good taste...thank you" "No wonder no one knows you are in the capital" "The city is the best place to hide" "Our cake shop has a hundred years history in this capital" "One hundred years!" "No wonder it's so delicious, what's it called?" "This is the Wife Cake I like it very much too" "Let's order more take away, I want more cakes!" "It's really delicious!" "Come eat quickly!" "Mind your manners when you eat" "You are a princess!" "I am hungry!" "I follow you in your investigations and almost got myself killed" "And now you start lecturing me when I eat, what's wrong?" "Go eat then" "You're suspicious about me?" "Are you full?" "So you have decided to go for the duel with Cool-Son Yeh... at the summit of the Forbidden City?" "Yes" "Do you know that big outside bets have been placed?" "May be that's... the reason why someone wants to cast the blame on you" "He must be a great master" "He has killed Hawk Brother Six, Manager Liu... and Mr. Skilful in my presence to shut their mouths" "There must be a big plot behind all this" "But what are they doing?" "I really don't know" "Are the people placing their bets on me... or Cool-Son Yeh?" "You" "Moustache Gold has regretted placing his bet on me?" "You can think I am lying!" "I would bet on you even if I have to pledge my underwear, you better win" "The cake tastes good!" "What're you doing?" "Russain soup" "Try some Yes" "I heard he is very cool and very cold-blooded" "You believe that?" "Not really, I think he can is very gentle and considerate I heard he only has feelings for his sword and nothing else" "Not really, I think he is very passionate" "But I heard he killed your master!" "I heard that Princess Phoenix is a nosy body I didn't believe it then, but now I tend to agree" "Okay, I was just over curious that's all" "We are both girls, I just want to know" "How you can make a cool man become gentle" "You are a princess, don't you have a lot of love... and care from others?" "Everyone envies me for being born in the royal family" "But in fact, I feel lonely and pathetic" "You have not been loved before?" "I don't know" "Then have you ever truly loved a person?" "I don't know if that is love" "Because it is great happiness to love someone and to be loved by someone" "Eat your Wife Cake I think you want to marry too much you are getting crazy!" "You are jealous" "Who cares" "What's that?" "Flying dove mail of our Tianshan Clan" "What's up?" "It's my two brothers Yen Zizhun and Xiao zichong" "Here's the foe that killed your master, why don't you take revenge?" "I have found out that my master is truly the Thief Ghost" "But then, he is still our master and he raised us up for good sake" "We disciples should take responsibility I told you earlier" "Brother Shi's death can't have anything to do with Blow Snow" "You call him by his first name" "So your relationship must have surpassed pure friendship, right?" "I think the one who put poison on us and who killed Zilun are a team" "They want to shut our mouths" "But Simon the Snow Blower can still cast blame on someone else" "That's impossible" "Such a highly skilled swordsmen would not need to use poison" "Thank you" "So you've kept your image even though you spend your time courting women" "You ask him to come and you don't take revenge" "What do you want?" "We have a favour to ask from you two" "Tell me, I'll see what I can do" "Please take good care of my sister" "One more thing, Master Dragon 9 I want two gold medals from you" "Wow, you say you want it" "Do you know how much it costs?" "How much?" "5 million taels for one!" "But, if you really want it, just give me a small red packet" "Thanks" "Unconcerned persons prohibited from entering palace" "Am I unconcerned?" "I am Princess Phoenix!" "I am sorry I can't let anyone in without instructions from above" "How dare you?" "I tell you I am not in a good mood, I give you one more chance" "Are you giving way or not?" "But..." "Princess, they are only following orders" "Please don't make it difficult for them I only want to find someone in there" "What's wrong with that?" "Who do you want to find?" "That's none of your business" "Of course" "But if you want to find Cool-Son Yeh then may be I can help" "You know where's him?" "I have secretly placed a bet" "So I have a duty to protect them till the duel tonight" "Take me there Yes" "Cool-Son Yeh lt's you?" "You don't look too well, have you recovered?" "I'm fine I have seen Simon the Snow Blower's skills" "Although it is not as powerful as your "Hovering Heavenly Fairy"" "But his stances are very quick and very forceful too" "That's good" "Why?" "If he is not a good master" "Then it's meaningless for me to have the duel with him tonight" "But you have not recovered yet I'm okay, it's going to be fine" "But...can't you refit a date?" "No." "No one can back out from the fight today" "Neither of us can change it" "We must fight" "Men are that strange" "Honour is more important than life" "So tonight we can die, but we cannot back out" "Why can't I know you before the duel?" "Whatever happens tonight, it does not matter lf you are by my side I have no regrets" "Really?" "No" "No one has thought highly of me in my whole life" "You know that I am the illegitimate child of Pingnan King I have royal blood" "But I can never be emperor" "That's why I spend my whole life practicing my sword" "So that I can be king in the art of sword" "Either I become king or I become a bandit" "You will win" "Thank you" "Are you ready?" "Do you love me?" "Do you know that... every girl wishes to hear her lover say it" "You understand" "You must come back, I will wait for you" "No need to wait!" "If you wish, you can come along." "Sister-in-law" "Who is your sister-in-law?" "Just now you forgot your manners and embraced him" "You must be my sister-in-law already" "How about it?" "Tonight's going to be a grand event of the capital, everyone's attention is drawn to it" "The Powerful Four in the Palace only issued eight gold medals I have given five to unimportant people of the remaining three lf you really want to go, I can give one to you I'm not going" "You don't want to go or you dare not watch?" "I want to wait for him here" "That's good, no one knows what will happen tonight" "And there's another master in the palace who has not appeared" "Don't worry, I'll be back" "Let's go" "Hey, don't be so selfish" "You've got one, I've got one too!" "Give me some time, I'll be back soon" "Jade" "All these years, I have not given you anything good" "Each time when I am tired you always know how to make me happy" "Tonight is an important occasion" "Not just for Simon the Snow Blower, even I am not sure if I can come back" "So I want you to stay by my side and take you to watch the duel" "You are really willing to take a prostitute with you and acknowledge me as your woman?" "What about being a prostitute!" "I am not much better?" "I used to be only an usher at the theatre and learned some special martial arts" "Come here, put this on" "Do I need to wear this?" "It's so ugly, I don't want it" "You don't want it, or you don't want to wear it?" "I'm not going" "Why?" "Because I want you to know... there is a woman here waiting for you" "You must come back!" "Okay, I promise, I'll be back!" "This umbrella can do anything, but not stop the water!" "What's wrong!" "This is murder!" "You know, I hate women who pretend to have manners!" "I like you that way!" "I love you!" "Gold medals on sale...1 00 tael for one" "Gold medals on sale..." "Terrific!" "I got the gold medal now!" "How many medals did the Powerful Four give to you?" "Eight, I give it to you... and immoral Wu, Two Sons of the Tianshan Clan, Honest monk, Priest Wood" "The remaining two were left for Jade and Simon the Snow Blower's girl" "But she didn't want it" "Do you know, everyone is saying" "They have a gold medal and that they can use it as a pass to enter the palace to watch the duel of the century lt's as exciting as going to a concert" "Don't worry, the eight gold medals were issued by Nie Kung and the others" "He can tell which ones are genuine" "Don't shout!" "..." "You suspect my medal is faked?" "Do you know that I immoral Wu, spent 5 million taels to buy it?" "Stay calm!" "Okay, here comes Dragon 9 lf you don't believe me you ask him" "Whether my medal is real or faked" "That's true, I have given out gold medals, but only six I don't understand why so many people have a medal" "Dragon 9, my medal is real, right?" "More real than your mom!" "Look, what shall we do?" "I don't know myself" "Don't push!" "Let me go in!" "Simon the Snow Blower..." "This sword of mine is named "The Giant"" "3 feet 8 inches long" "Made with ice under the sea lt can cut the thinnest of hair" "And has been fed with the blood of 1 78 famous swordsmen" "Mine is 3 feet 9 inches, Made from iron of the western district lt is not worse than yours" "So is your heart at peace?" "We'll fight next year!" "Tang Ao, give me the cure!" "The poison in me has been passed on to you" "You're dead!" "I am not Cool-Son Yeh!" "Tang Fei..." "No, you can't die!" "Tang Fei!" "Then where is Cool-Son Yeh?" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "How dare you!" "I am the emperor" "You dare to sneak into the palace and put on the king's robe" "Do you know your whole clan would be executed?" "How dare you!" "I am the real emperor" "You have stolen my throne for years lf you kneel down and beg me, I can spare you the death penalty" "You..." "You are too much!" "Your two majesties, please allow me to say something" "Liu?" "Shouldn't you be dead?" "There's a vampire grass out there" "Within 24 hours after a person is "dead"" "The body is stiff with no breath lt's no different from being dead" "Guard!" "Your majesty" "The guards are at Taihe Palace watching the duel" "Cool-Son Yeh?" "That's right" "But the real Cool-Son Yeh is here waiting to be emperor" "So you two have conspired to rebel" "We were linked by royal blood I am much smarter than you and my kung-fu is invincible" "Why did my father had to be sent to Pingnan for being an illegitimate child and I even lost my title because I am an illegitimate child?" "and have to my mother's last name" "Brother you call that justice?" "These rules have been set by the royal family, we just have to obey lf l become emperor I will improve the livelihood of the people and expand our boundary" "Our prosperity will surpass the Tang and Han dynasty" "And we will even be stronger than the times of Genghis Khan" "Think about that" "And your death would be worthwhile" "You think that if you kill me and take my throne, the people would obey you?" "Your majesty do not have to worry about this I have been your servant since you were a child I am familiar with every inch of your face" "So I have made a mask bearing your face" "When you die and the new emperor takes your throne I am sure no one will recognize" "One year later, I will meet with my brother Cool-Son Yeh in the west I suddenly feel a calling from heaven and become a monk, passing on my throne to Cool-Son Yeh" "Then the country will prosper and the civilians will adore me" "Great!" "So you have it well planned" "Pull out your sword" "Why?" "I don't kill anyone without a weapon I have been appointed by heaven lf you wish to act against the wishes of heaven, then just come along" "I am willing to do it for you" "You dare!" "The Invincible Umbrella!" "It can attract all hidden weapons on earth" "Weapon!" "Just the two of you?" "Your majesty" "Do you know why I knew of your plan a long time ago?" "Because the jade imperial seal you returned last time was too perfect" "The real one has one of its corners broken" "Shi Zilun knew your conspiracy with Hawk Brother Six and Manager Liu so you killed him" "The third clay doll was actually you" "Hawk Brother Six is really dead and his death is faked" "You switched all attention to the duel at the summit of the Forbidden City" "So the Powerful Four guards could not protect the emperor" "Then you sneak in to try and take over the throne" "Cool-Son Yeh, you were acting with Tang Fei at Chun Hua House" "So you cheated me to believe" "You are injured so I pity you, right?" "Too bad, heavens vengeance is slow but sure" "Tang Yong did not know the truth" "And killed his own brother" "And the truth spilled out" "Cool-Son Yeh..." "You have cheated me and used me" "Guard!" "Yes!" "Arrest Cool-Son Yeh and Liu Tong!" "Yes!" "Hold it!" "You think you can arrest me?" "Of course I can't do it alone, but there are 50,000 soldiers out there and 800 Imperial Guards..." "You fight till tomorrow till you are totally exhausted, and you die all the same" "You were a nobleman, why choose to be a bandit?" "The victor becomes a king and the loser a bandit" "Now... I have only one request" "What is it?" "Please let me have the duel with Simon the Snow Blower on the summit of the Forbidden City" "If I can't fight with him, I will regret it for the rest of my life" "How dare you negotiate?" "Why not?" "Uncle Pingnan, you are a nobleman" "Although illegitimate, I always considered you a hero I now allow you to have the duel with Simon the Snow Blower" "And whatever the result, you can commit suicide" "What do you think?" "Thank you." "Your Majesty" "Night of the full moon, summit of the Forbidden City I hope you have a fair duel" "I don't mind you" "Cheating me or using me I just want to know one thing" "Have you ever really loved me?" "Yes" "No lying?" "No" "Everything, has been as planned" "But there was a little mistake I fell in love with you" "Then do you wish me to be your wife?" "I have said that no matter you win or lose, live or die I will be by your side" "Leave me alone" "Are you alright?" "Cool-Son Yeh, how dare you!" "Whoever gets into the way?" "Go!" "Go away" "I am in pain..." "Do you wish to be my wife?" "Of course, I do!" "I love you" "Cool-Son Yeh..." "Don't leave me alone, bring me along" "Don't worry, he'll be fine" "Give me a hug!" "Are you alright?" "Hey...don't say such things in public, it's nauseating" "What does it matter?" "Can't I care for you?" "Look at them, they are saying love words too!" "I don't care... I have waited so long my legs are weak" "Okay...we will go back and take a bath" "You don't have to help me I will rub your back, how's that?" "Yes I love you" "Let's forget them" "Let's go back and play eight-and-a-half limbs nine limbs" "Disgusting!" "Simon, come on!" "Hey, jump up!" "How can we don't have a New Year sex in Lunar New Year?"