"SWEDISH FILM INSTITUE" "SWEDISH NOVEL FILM" "A BREIDABLICK FILM production" "An EPA International co-production." "Original subtitles by voice KG SUBTITLING DIVISION (c) 2012" "In the middle of nowhere, where roads end and trains are turning there stands Kastby." "I fled this place a few years ago." "Now the villagers have to suffer the consequences." "This young lad once went straight in his pants." "But that was before Kastyby Kickers took over." "Mehmet!" "Where are you going, man?" "Come here." "I haven't seen you for ages." "Where have you been?" "Trying to stay away, huh?" "Don't fear the Tarek." "He's a good guy but he's growing tired." "Maybe soon he will really have to hurt you." "I write songs to you and really care about you but you just pee on my feelings." "Yo, play one of my songs." "This is a super song." "Better than techno, hip-hop, rap, pop." "I'm the best." "Kung Fu, dig it, kung Fu!" "See, I can dance, too." "Yo, I spoke to my dad today." "Do you know what he said?" "This isn't right time, nor place." "But soon I'll have my record deal." "Then we'll dance together." "Just you and me." "I promise, Mehmet dearest." "Well, you can see for yourselves." "This tale may seem doubtful." "But each event, regardless of how strange it may seem, is true." "In ever small detail." "But if you still doubt, remember that the eagle which has yet to flow is still unaware that it can fly." "You shouldn't put up." "Fight Tarek and his gang back." "Show them!" "Show them what?" "What can I show for?" "Sometimes you accept things for what they are." "It's not easy." "The kids used to shoplift here." "My husband and I didn't agree." "So we installed surveillance cameras." "For a whole year we worked day and night to afford you." "No vacation, no free evenings, just work, work work..." "My husband became ill." "Eventually he only ate baby food." "I had to work on my own." "I know..." "Full days." "Washing and cleaning just to afford you." "But!" "We regained control!" "The kids doesn't shoplift anymore." "Only you can change your situation." "No one else will do it for you." "I can't stand this." "You bring this up each time..." "I'm fed up." "All right." "Mehmet." "No easy battles are won." "But if you don't try." "You win none." "Mehmet..!" "Hey man!" "You know who I am?" "No..." "I am Tarek." "So, what's up?" "It's good." "That's good." "I brought a record." "Know who he is?" "Look, my daddy Carl Douglas!" "We look alike!" "Isn't he cool?" "Hey you..." "Are you single?" "Yes." "OK, that's good." "I wondered if we could be together." "How do you mean?" "To be together and share stuff." "I don't think so." "What?" "Why?" "I don't want to." "Two..." "Tarek!" "Best would be to be like air." "And to invisible." "I wish I was a Kung Fu master." "To look Tarek in the eyes and say:" "Yes you, fatty." "This area, this this district- is this big enough for us both." "But I'm no Kung Fu master." "I'm nothing..." "Van Damme!" "(Fuck...)" "You understand, Ahmed?" "No, I'm just eight years old." "That's true..." "Become Kung Fu master in 10 days." "Willie Fastfoot." "Nilsson." "Heard of him." "Awesome in the 70's." "After a grand fight he vanished." "No one saw him since." "They say he had as many girls as knocked out enemies." "That was a whole lot." "A whole lot." "Hello..?" "It was Bruce Lee in the 70's." "Chuck Norris in the 80's..." "Now there's no one." "Nothing." "No masters left..." "I'm dead." "I'm gone for fucks sake." "He lost his title when he did Walker..." "Texas Ranger." "Bastard." "He was warned." "Warned, damn it." "Warned!" "Now it's your turn, Mehmet." "How do you know my name?" "Very few possess the gift." "Will you accept your destiny?" "Him..." "He was my friend." "Did you know Bruce?" "Yes. he was not only a great master..." "He was a..." "A great man, too." "Can I learn Kung Fu like him?" "When it rains the eagle flies above the clouds." "But if the weather warms the wings then he can fly to the sun." "Easy..." "The fall doesn't hurt he who lies." "You will try your wings." "When the sun rises in 10 days the world will see a new hero." "Your training begins where I kicked my first and last kick" "In the Kastby Hall." "It's been torn down." "Should I rebuild the entire hall?" "The foundation to all good Kung Fu is strong arms and legs." "Odd, that not all body builders are Kung Fu masters then." "Don't whine." "You need cement in between, too." "Cement between the rocks." "Otherwise everything will fall apart again." "All of them?" "Use your head." "Can't have cement between every other rock." "Come on then." "All over again?" "Yes." "From the start." "Tear it down." "Ready then?" "Huh?" "Yes.- OK." "Round-house a' la Nilsson." "Ouch god damn it." "You drink a bit, huh?" "You drink a bit, huh?" "Hey, shut it." "Why should I rebuild a sports hall?" "When I trained, I rebuilt entire Kung Fu palaces." "No wonder you're thirsty, then." "My grandpa also drinks a bit but you drink more." "That's great, sonny." "When you grow old you have to take a drink once in a while for the blood pressure." "I thought you could help me but you're a fucking drunk, unable to help yourself." "And you can't defeat Tarek even if he's stuck in cement." "I'm leaving." "Mehmet, where are you going?" "I want to be alone." "Yo, Ahmed..." "Mehmet, hey babe." "So, what's up?" "Sitting there all alone." "May I?" "Smells like love." "I just farted." "You found your tongue?" "He found his tongue." "How cute." "What can you do with it?" "Or is it just good for shit?" "I can." "Remember that we'd dance, when I had my record deal?" "It's coming soon." "I thought we'd dance in advance." "Just you and me." "Tarek, go to hell." "I have something hot and hard just for you." "Kata..." "Turn him over!" "Time to collect." "How does it feel?" "Little Mehmet..." "Take it as our engagement." "Baby." "True love." "It hurts." "Let's split." "He's had it." "He had enough, I said!" "Let's scram." "I know what happened yesterday." "It happened to all great champions." "Heard the one about Bruce Lee?" "He trained with electrodes on his body to gain more speed." "But the electricity grid in his area was unstable so one day he had so much electricity that he passed out." "As he laid there, unconscious a fan approached him for an autograph." "He saw Bruce lay there, helpless and couldn't help himself." "Is it true?" "Afraid so." "As true as what happened Chuck Norris during Vietnam." "He was training in a hut." "One day he was meditating and was attacked by two of his own." "There, on the stomped earthen floor." "After that nothing could hurt Chuck." "He experienced the greatest of pains." "Did it ever happen to you, Willie?" "Yes, Ahmed..." "It did." "I never told anyone before." "20 years ago, when I was at my peak." "When I was the real Willie Fastfoot." "After a tough game..." "A humongous woman appeared." "I was exhausted, I..." "I couldn't fight it." "That was the end of my career." "I couldn't show my face after that." "That's when Tarek was conceived." "I am Tareks father." "You are the only one who can change his life." "He has to learn defeat." "Only you can change his future." "The future of us all in Kastby." "Ask your heart." "I will do it for you, Willie." "For Bruce..." "And Chuck." "And for Van Damme!" "No..." "Good." "In five days a guy from a record label will arrive to meet Tarek." "He bragged all over about it." "This is our chance." "Now is the time for proper training." "You will learn the worst of the best Kung Fu styles." "The Disco Kung Fu." "Spin." "Hey, Mehmet." "Come on." "Get the ball." "Where's your self-esteem!" "Come on now!" "You can do it!" "You can do better!" "There!" "Forward!" "Go with the legs." "Van Damme!" "Great." "Number one, with a disco kick!" "Number one, with a disco kick!" "Number one, with a disco kick!" "You reached the highest level." "You're a master." "I can't take this anymore." "No easy battles are won." "But if you don't try you won't win any at all." "You told me that." "It was wrong..." "No, you were right." "I've been training Kung Fu." "The Disco Kung Fu." "I'm not scared any more." "When I'm sad" "I think about the eagle." "It cannot cry." "But it can fly." "When the weather is nice it can even circle around the sun." "Today I will fly." "When I've landed everything will be all right." "It's a promise." "I shouldn't have sent you." "He seems a bad motherfucker." "Don't worry, it should be fine." "What a hole." "Like Greece." "Fuck me." "It's like the jungle." "Let's see." "Here's the guys." "The "boys"." "We could shoot a video here." "We'll make it real cheap." "No need to go to Cyprus." "What a bunch of clowns." "Check them out." "Hang on, I'll talk to the guys." "Hey guys." "Hey-hey." "Perra Pålsson from CD3 Records." "Smashing weather today, huh?" "You brought the record deal?" "Pardon me?" "You brought the deal?" "Are you deaf?" "!" "No, it's like..." "It's busy times now." "Europe are releasing a new Countdown version." "But it's awesome that you try." "Cool." "Awesome." "Play basket, it's good." "Does you dad have a pizzeria?" "Arrange a performance." "Playing live is half the work." "We all start somewhere." "Can't just cry "contract"." "I like the nails..." "They're green." "But the pajama..." "It's too gay, won't sell." "We have too many gays." "What are you saying?" "Fidde..." "Call Rusiak, damn it." "He's a bad motherfucker." "They're killing me." "Play one of my latest songs." "Fuck." "Save your phone bill." "Mehmet's here." "Fucking clowns." "Know what?" "I fart fire." "Eat dragons and I pee gasoline." "No." "You fart diapers eat formula and pee lemonade." "I'll get you, funny face!" "Go easy on the stretching, Tarek." "We're not fighting here." "Then where the fuck are we going to?" "The Kastby Hall..." "That's right." "It was torn down." "I rebuilt it." "Impressive." "With one hand." "Something I wanted to tell you for a long time." "I'm not scared." "I'm tough." "I'm tough." "I'm Mehmet." "What if he's a Kung Fu master now?" "Let's do this, Mehmet!" "This area, in this district, is not big enough for the both of us." "Nah, he's just a small ant." "What happened to me!" "The force." "This area, in this district is not big enough for both of us." "Pee your pants." "This will hurt." "I'm starting to talk in sync again!" "Come on!" "Come on now!" "This area, in this district, is not big enough for the both of us." "It's not even big enough for Tarek!" "What's happening, Willie?" "He trained to little indoors." "Like a tennis player." "Good outdoors, but indoors he's done for." "Mehmet feels he lost his former power." "God damn it!" "is this all you taught him?" "Worthless." "I take him out with my finger." "Let's dance." "I promised you." "Camera." "Say cheese." "Willie, do something!" "Come on, then!" "You'd do this for Chuck and Bruce." "I just talked to them." "We believe in you." "Put on the song." "Put on the tape recorder." "This was my song." "Feel the force of Disco Kung Fu!" "Number one, with a disco kick!" "Number one..." "Number one, with a disco kick!" "Number one, with a disco kick!" "Number one, with a disco kick!" "OK, come on!" "Let's go!" "Care for some disco cake?" "Number one, with a disco kick!" "Number one, with a disco kick!" "Never go under the disco ball, if you can't dance disco." "No more of his shitty music." "All eagles need the help of the wind in order to fly." "The mark has vanished!" "All I wanted was for him to like me..." "I know..." "We've got some things to talk about, the two of us." "Tomorrow, when you're fit for fight." "maybe it was just a fake?" "It was not a fake!" "Then it's strange that it vanished." "Not really." "You saved us!" "Who's that?" "Some chick, they love the masters." "Is it true?" "Yeah." "Should I?" "Hell yes." "Go." "Let's run away together." "Yeah..." "What will they do?" "Not much more than holding hands." "I didn't have too much money." "Do you get it?" "No." "I'm only eight years old." "Well, my mission here is done." "You pulled some cheesy stories of old masters taught the kid to speak out of sync, dance disco and paid for a chick..." "I'll remember you if I ever need some help." "Are you sure you're only eight?" "It looks a bit funny when you talk." "But I like you anyway." "You're a bit strange too." "You think so?" "Why?" "Don't know, really." "Original subtitles by voice KG SUBTITLING DIVISION (c) 2012"