"Torsk på Tallinn :" "A film about lonliness" "I think I'm a... now... and... and... two cars." "I have... yeah..." "It's..." "I..." "I guess..." "It will take a while for them to get used to eachother." "Mom does surely have a bit of a temper..." "And can have a problem with other people." "here at home you know." "if it comes down to it." "Such damn bullshit;" "life-partners and such shit..." "Eh?" "Hahaha!" "but what the hell..." "That's how it is!" "That's not anyone else's business..." "Having to get married just to get a fuck?" "What damn bullshit!" "bye.)" "you've got the camera and all..." "I thought we could have a chat about the trip." "and so on:" "Perhaps I could fill in?" "do enter." "Excuse me for not having cleaned." "do enter." "Would you like me to take care of your coats?" "quite splendid for the weekend and so." "I always remove the tip of the cucumber -- you never know what it can have been exposed to." "Then I usually snipp them." "the plastic is burning a little." "I was forgetful." "delicious and firm." "in the smaller household." "Yumm!" "Here is my little recipe-chest." "fish-dishes brown." "you are welcome." "Yeah..." "Well the idea came from Lembit Metzik." "We met on the street once when I got a parking ticket." "a travel agency." "So he told me there are a lot of women in Estonia." "Who look for men." "Swedish men." "looking for women." "if you like." "What are you doing?" "!" "and" "The guy in the house walked up to me and said: hey... "how does it feel to be a shit-guy"?" "I said: "It's your shit." "by me." "There's something wrong with the fat." "And would you believe? gets shipped down to Norrköping." "that's what they put on their lips!" "The trash I've been down in; and it smells like Satan!" "Those bitches put it on their lips!" "that is Lennart's fat-disposal that you are wearing!" "here there aren't so many to choose from..." "There's that woman Louise." "But..." "Everyone has had her." "There's a lot of stuff in this tax-free list." "Perhaps you could get me something?" "" " Well what would you like?" "This is great!" "I am so satisfied with this suitcase." "I'm going to bring it when I eventually travel the world!" "I think you have to dare to take chances..." "I think." "They are like us; they are also sensitive." "The hard thing will be to start a dialouge." "And feeling that you can give and take." "That they understand what you say..." "Or maybe there will be some kind of translator there?" "Here's my passport." "It's the new kind!" "I could choose from different colors; there was black and a boring gray color." "No good." "I chose the red." "Do tube socks look good?" "you should ask the woman... [bla bla]" "Ehm...seventeen...eighteen...23 costs: the arrangement in Tallinn is set up by my Estonian colleague Lembit." "I dont dig around in that..." "I make profit." "Eh?" "Sverige" "and I would like to fill in." "you know..." "I don't quite know how you will edit the film." "But if it is needed." "I am glad to project an objective and correct image of myself." "Hey mister ... you wanna fuck my dick?" "You wanna fuck my dick?" "Cock!" "Phsyically I was there." "That is correct." "But I was not participating in the arrangement (meeting women)." "I did not go on this trip of the same reasons as everyone else." "And I dont think that you were aware of that...right?" "or...?" "Isn't it so?" "how nice... so damn good!" "I don't believe that you have that." "I dont believe that you have video proof of that." "We actually have a lot of photage of you Magnus." "You were doing a lot of things that evening." "wait!" "of me?" "That I apparently am not aware of." "Go ahead and show me this fabricated photage." "hello?" "darling!" "Bye mother." "Higher up!" "I collect these to have as memories..." "I even take notes." "Here it reads: the dance binder." "Here is Bert." "From Bert Idolph's dance-band." "I spoke to him once!" "He is very nice." "Here's my favorite song!" "This is Göran Lindbergh's Orchestra!" "After rain comes sunshine!" "I think that is a great saying!" "it means." "and so forth." "[his] [hers]" "It's like going on a little adventure." "Then you have to wait and see what happens." "I haven't found anyone but..." "That's what one hopes for." "It will only be a little prick." "Like that..." "[Oooh...] It will be alright." "it stings!" "Now we are done." "we are done.]" "My butt hurts." "I forget." "To Tallinn." "To Tallinn?" "I thought you were going to Thailand." "Tallinn." "then you wouldn't have had to taken all these shots!" "when Lennart is going away?" "Yes..." "It's only for a little while." "little mamma." "and we drive south." "we collect all the travellers." "primarily." "This is a sophisticated business." "Very very sensitive." "Is this the screw-bus to Tallinn?" "Hahaha..." "Silence..." "Then we are right." "This trip is a de-luxe arrangement." "I dare to claim." "Without exaggerating." "we are running serious business." "shut the fuck up..."]" "I'm a little nervous." "It's the first time I travel abroad!" "I do know some english..." "Maybe I will have to try that." "I wonder how this will turn out..." "Soo..." "I sincerely welcome you to this bus arrangement." "and CEO for Globegård Insentive Trips." "and can guarantee you an experience beyond the regular." "that will be realized on this trip." "on Amor's crooked roads." "to take the Estonia Ferry; it will take a few hours." "proffesional." "you will get to know my colleague Lembit Metzik." "Why is the butter laying around here?" "It is supposed to be in the fridge." "The fridge is broken. there are always even pairs." "He tells me the number of men;" "I bring over the women needed." "and then..." "They get to pick... our duty." "Thank you." "What's going on?" "Is anything wrong?" "of course." "as well as equipped with surround sound." "but were successful in pulling out this little african medal-string from the engine." "where you can purchase cheaply priced." "Will it be cheaper than regular price?" "Yes there is a good chance of lowered prices." "What are the defects?" "Usually it is discoloration." "how about listening to some special music that I have chosen for you... it will make you think about this and that." "I am here." "Apply this ID-tag well noticable please." "you will need to keep it on for the whole trip." "back here." "Fucking answer when I call you... " " Alright!" "Is Jan Banan your real name?" "" " Yes." "and that kinda stuff." "It's fucking expensive." "isn't it?" "Slobodan and I go straight on the second class stuff [women]." "hohoho!" "you never know." "or whatnot." "[Turn of the camera.] Respect that." "Cause I did not have those intentions." "and how you can cut and paste your pictures." "What I know is that the techniques have gone quite far." "would probably be sufficient for you to produce some sort of devil image of me." "I think so." "availability of confecture-purchase." "Staying for three hours." "right?" "And these are 6:75kr or so?" "It read's Hasse's Strechy Men [note: a sort of candy in Sweden]." "Let's buy it!" "What a funny picture on it too..." "A man running!" "if possible." "or the trip could be dangeruos." "Hold on guys..." "Everyone should be in the picture." "This is great!" "Who are the most handsome?" "" " We." "Who are the best?" "" " The Tallinn-98-team." "Göran five five." "[private]" "Gustav four nine." "anyone?" "[bingo = swedish lotto]" "Roland!" "" " What happened to Brown 7?" "" " It hasn't appeared yet." "is in the jackpot!" "Göran six one." "turn down the volume of the speakers..." "Green five seven." "Bingo anyone?" "by now." "anyway!" "(Roland) Bingo!" " (Percy) Did I hear a bingo?" "Do we have a winner?" "and 70." "That makes a row." "But four numbers are missing." "We didn't call 74 yet." "I need those as well?" "That is correct." "I have never said anything like that." "so we get some peace." "Who had gases?" "" " Me... please." "he said!" "What the hell do you give him a nausea bag for?" "That's the best we can do." "Just fart in the bag." "etc. etc." "I have recieved information from my colleague Lembit in Estonia." "have been found to participate for tomorrow evening." "30." "those are very good numbers." "there's a Belarusian woman too by the way." "actually." "isn't it?" "Let me see!" "" " Damn straight!" "" " Send back the pictures!" "babes!" "Does it say which names go with which women?" "Great ratio..." "Great!" "[Stockholm]" "These are the rules: everyone stays inside the bus." "What?" "Are we not allowed to get off the bus?" "No." "Wait a second!" "There are no rooms for us?" "" " No." "Security reasons." "rooms are included." "in the bar?" "that is exactly what you can't do." "What kind of fucking bullshit is this?" "I tell you." "I think...feelings." "It's like..." "I don't know." "It's the longing for someone to hold close." "There's something about that." "play a card!" "Well you have to put something on the table." "you got so pissed." "for God's sake!" "Goodnight Congo." "and will continue towards our destination." "Oh!" "A railbus!" "How much does it cost to take a ride?" "It would be fun to try." "Is it possible?" "no." "in a charming suburb called Paldivsky." "would you like some help?" "how's it going?" "we are getting close to the hotel now!" "and I will lead you to the...yeah." "[Swedish national anthem] and the women will be there already." "yeah here give me that." "See you all later." "aah..." "What are you doing in here with the camera?" "it was good for me too." "What the hell is the camera in here for?" "Get out!" "What are you yelling for?" "I gave you the money already!" "haha." "these are the rooms." "And now it has been initialized." "right outside Tallinn." "shower." "The main activities will be carried out in the hotel's conference hall." "to reach maximum comfort." "very high standards." "Lembit's wife sometimes works with us too." "She is responsible for decorating the facilites." "We try and reach the very atmosphere that our customers expect." "I'm not looking for a woman." "Just checking the place out." "where everyone is given an identification number." "And of course you have to keep them on for the rest of the evening." "without having to use names." "So we are using this number system." "It is always fine with everyone." "but they are the rules." "Now put it on!" "for five minutes." "The ladies for tonight!" "now come on!" "didn't I?" "!" "[in Swedish] Welcome to Estonia." "I've been keeping my eyes on number 9." "the women are not allowed conversation with the men immediately." "My ambition is that everyone first gets an equal chance." "I think I'll have number 9 though." "I already decided." "you can't do that." "First you must speak for two minutes to each woman." "I'll have number 9. " " What?" "" " Number 9." "You gotta wait." "Not now." "Turn it off." "and then rotate?" "alright?" "just be quiet." "I place the men at a pre-selected table." "Just shut up!" "Please!" "table number 7." "sure." "Fuck it." "let's start the clock." "talk!" "" " Now you are allowed to converse with the women." "ok?" "I don't wanna see any names on the list." "I've got some of this stuff..." "We call it Bulldozer." "Rotation!" "that signal means." "there will be more women." "look over there!" "There." "This is for you." "8 hours are lost to working hours..." "I am a model." "I am very rich." "I cook." "Preferably pork filét." "With pineapple." "primarily for the relationship." "She says you are quite interesting." "Did she say so?" "!" "" " Yes. " " That I am interesting?" "I'd say." "What the fuck are you doing?" "" " Yes?" "" " Go sit by the tables." "Go!" "I'm sure it could work out." "What is your name?" "Lennart." "Sunström. " " My name is Luule." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Svetlana will collect the answersheets." "I'm not done yet!" "can you fuck them all or what?" "" " No." "I am a bit anxious." "Is there a number three in any of the girls' first choices?" "I haven't had time to check yet." "No." "Maybe in the second hand choices?" "" " No." "sorry." "We have to start the dance now!" "It begins in half an hour!" " (pretending to understand) Yeah sure." "Absolutely." "Yes." "That sounds like a great idea." "in the third hand choices either?" "" " No." "Congo!" "Bust out the cards." "Welcome to the dance of the evening!" "It feels like maybe it will be us two!" "[Slobodan rocking the floor!" "]" "look." "there is fight downstairs!" "Lembit too!" "I can't even play some damn canasta...god damn." "Stay here." "That idiot touched my wife!" "Tell him!" "He fucking started it!" "Calm down!" "The fucker punched me!" "god dammit." "she did not." "We made out!" "" " No you didn't!" "Now shut up or I'll punch you!" "no Estoninan bastard will stop me!" "god dammit." "dammit!" "You can't hit the old bitch!" "[referring to Lembit's wife] Calm down." "There is a girl waiting for me outside..." "Eda?" "[the name of one of the women]" "you know... we would raise them..." "So it is almost like she paid back what I gave to her." "Sweden." "She told me that she found me interesting!" "that chap." "Hey Lennart!" "Come and listen by room number 8!" "Things are happening inside!" "from the wall..." "Oh that does it!" "Percy." "Jan Banan and Slobodan are making love to two women... " " Shut up!" "It's like a god damn apehouse in there!" "or will I have to do it myself?" "Shut the fuck up!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "on the boat or something..." "Try to appear somewhat Christian." "in Estonia." "Not a monkey in Africa." "What are you banging on my door for?" "What are you doing in here?" "Fucking..." "Oh yeah?" "Oh yeah?" "What is this... right?" "but not Lembit's wife!" "God dammit!" "This is my room." "I do what I want. " " No!" "Roland... no..." "They all look the same." "Roland?" "Go to bed and jerk off instead." "to the lonliness." "the Estonians." "she says." "You did not get one?" "Not even that blonde one?" "No?" "but different." "You are not bringing that bitch on my bus!" "and Lembit's wife stays here!" "I love her." "and my question is: are you coming with the bus or not?" "Well I'm not going alone." "I told you!" "do you?" "Damn."