"Arkham Asylum." "Prison to the greatest supervillains the world has ever known." "And Mr. Banjo." "Ever since the first "Robot Chicken DC Comics Special"," "#RCDC" "Humanity has been safe from these deviants." "Until... the night." "And now, the Robot Chicken DC Comics Special 2" "Villains in paradise." "#RCDC2VIP" "Would you like to buy some girls scout cookies?" "No!" "Okay." "Thanks, mister." "But Bizarro... said no." "Oh, this commute is murder." "Okay." "Let's do this!" "Get aw..." "Ow!" "You little vampires." "Oh, my moccasin." "Oh, no, not again!" "No, no!" "Just be gentle, Mr. Snappy." "What is wrong with this piece of shit!" "Swipe it slower." "Ah, that's to slow." "Is it facing the right way?" "Of course it's facing the right..." "Okay, it was not." "Dad, this is total bull crap." "It's Spring Break." "My boyfriend invited me to his family's place at the beach." "Well, the court says I get you on weekends and holidays." "Like it or not, we're spending this time together." "Doing what?" "Oh, I have a plan for you." "Give me a double espresso latte, half decaf, medium foam, with a dusting of dutch chocolate." "That bald son of a bitch." " Does Weather Wizard want coffee?" " I texted him." "I think he's responding because those three dots are hovering right there." "Tall café latte, please." "Okay, that's $3.95." "You didn't ask me if I wanted whip or no whip." "Do you want whip?" " Whip." " Great." "Do I want an extra shot of espresso?" "I don't know." "Do you?" "We'll see." "Oh, sorry." "Hold on." "It's..." "It's in my keys." "It's in my keys." "It's on the house, okay." "Free or not free has nothing to do with it." "I don't know if I want it." "Only the coin knows if I want it." "hang on." "Oh, come on." "The Wi-Fi password doesn't work." "Aren't you a living supercomputer?" "Use the Wi-Fi in your brain." "I don't have Wi-fi." "I have 3G." "And I'm locked in a shitty family plan." "Mom blows through all my data netflixing episodes of "Castle"." "I have no minutes ever." "Ever!" "Working here on your Spring Break?" "That's total bull crap, Lena." "Yeah." "Well, tell that to Daddy War-Bald." ""Daddy War-Bald"!" "We..." "We should follow each other on Twitter." "Damon Lindelof favorited my tweet once." "So, Lena over there has to work on Spring break." "Did you even know it was Spring break?" "What does it matter?" "We don't get vacations." "That's what I told Lena!" "She says that's so unfair." "Lena makes a lot of good points." "Oh!" "And you know she's vegan?" "I really admire that Lena." "Weather Wizard wants an Americano." "Say we already left." "I'd like to introduce you to Superboy." "My, Uh..." "My clone." "What up?" ""Clone"?" "I knew you wouldn't have the guts to tell them the truth." "I never should have had your baby." "That's what I've been telling you for 16 years." "That's right, a clone!" "A clone with no strings attached." "By sending a targeted energy pulse from our stealth drone, we will deactivate the Justice League's power generator, housed in the south quadrant of the Hall of Justice, rending those hapless heroes completely defenseless and..." "We're in the middle of a meeting!" "Do you fools want to tell me what's so important?" "Well, if you insist." "Welcome to the 1986 Smallville High School talent show!" "My name is SexyLexy and we are Sexx Luthor!" "Turn it off." "Oh, baby, baby, with that ass so sweet." "We're the brainy studs that you're dying to meet." "Sexx Luthor!" "Sexx Luthor!" "Come on!" "Lana Lang, Lana Lang with that sweet ponntang" "I wrote you a song, now shake hands with my wang." "Sexx Luthor!" "Sexx Luthor!" "I said turn it off." "Just made it my ringtone." "I had a great time tonight, Iris." "Reverse-Flash!" "You're not the only one who's good with ladies, Flash." "Feast your eyes on Revers-Iris." "My name is Tina." "Up, up and away!" "Uh, don't you think you should sit down?" "'Cause I'm gonna flying really fast." "I just think it would be safer." "I just..." "Isn't there another shape?" "Couldn't you make it more... vehicular?" "Why?" "Look, it doesn't matter." "Let's..." "Let's just go in the ball." "Oh, because it's emasculating." "Oh, boy." "You're one of those "Just put it right out there" guys, aren't you?" "Yes!" "It is emasculating." "It is emasculating to show up with no superpowers in a lime-green safety bubble!" "Oh." "Well, no, let's talk about this for a second." "Earlier, you said "something more vehicular"." "Like a plane?" " Sure" " Okay, yeah." "No, jet or prop?" "Oh, a big prop plane, for sure!" "And while you guys are fighting the robot," "I'll get in a dogfight with Snoopy." "Let's just go!" "I am sorry I ever said anything." "Look, I'm not gonna fly you in the bubble." "I know you hate it, and that's all I'll be thinking about." "There does come a time when you must unwind." "And it's just the wind and your superfriends." "Be set free." "Upon the sea." "And you're with your superfriends until the super end." "Just sailing'!" "Sailin'!" "Sailing!" "Sailing!" "I..." "I got to call my dad." "...Which will bump Eddie's plan to the end of march, but I don't think anyone loves "Malcolm in the riddle" anyway." "All in favor?" "All in favor?" "Okay, what's the problem?" "You're working us to the bone, Luthor!" "We've butt-polished these seats into reflective surfaces." "I pulled a chair for Grodd the other day and got into a staring contest with his brown eye!" "Why don't we get vacations?" "Vacation!" "Vacation!" "You idiots have plenty of time off." "It's called prison." "Luthor is correct!" "I, Starro The Conqueror, require no vacation." "Why when I'm defeated by the Justice League," "I'm back to business the next day." "I was at the drawing board, not the shuffle board." "I..." "Uh, hey, where we going?" "Oh, two guys taking a leak." "All right, well, it's odd..." "We're on the same page, right, guys?" "You shouldn't flush those things." "That's how New York got giant alligators in the sewers." "That's just an urban legend." "Oh, you think so?" "Moving on a new business..." "I have four mochas, two whipped, two naked." "What?" "My daughter Lena is supposed to bring the coffee." "Who the fuck are you?" "That's my nephew Calvin, isn't he great?" "Trying to help my sister out." "I'm taking Lena shift while she's on vacation with her boyfriend" "Lena does what she wants." "No!" "This insubordination will not stand!" "Well, you heard him." "Go." "It's over." "I tried, but it didn't work out." "It is what it is, okay?" "Tell sis I love her." "What?" "What are you looking at." "Get the fuck out of here." "Brainiac, tap into the grid!" "We'll cross-reference the database of every airline in the country until..." "Lena's Instagram is blowing up with vacay pics!" "That beach house looks amazing!" "Grodd, cross your legs, I can see your dick." "Lena thinks she can defy me?" "You all wanted a vacation?" "Well, the Legion of Doom is going to the beach." "Flight mode engaged." "What?" "The Hall of Doom..." "It flies." "Meow!" "We've been commuting to the Okefenokee swamp when we could have been anywhere else?" "Meow!" "I wear fucking burlap, man, and the 20 pound of swamp water it takes on every morning!" "I have a case of trench foot that's marched halfway up my balls!" "Buckle up!" "This bastion of evil upsets the delicate balance of the green." "You were right to summon me, the Swamp Thing, for I am your protector." "Do you smell gasoline?" "Shit!" "Shit!" "This thing's taking off!" "Get the fuck out of my way!" "No!" ""The death of Swamp Thing"" "The most shocking comic book of the year, now on sale!" "He's back and better than ever!" ""Swamp Thing" #1!" "Now back to our show." "Green Arrow to tower." "The turbulence knocked the pilot out cold!" "I'm all alone up here!" "Easy, India Juliet 32, we can talk you down." "First, tell me what it says on your altimeter." "I can't even see the altimeter." " I assure you it's there." " I know it's there." "I'm saying I can't see it!" "If you're having trouble identifying the altimeter, you need to look it up in the flight manual." "I can't read it!" "We're ejecting out of this flying death box!" "Fuel jettisoned." "Oh, fuck!" "You know, I was just off a very hard breakup, but I have to say, this actually feels..." "Is there a doctor in the house?" "Oh, right here!" "Dr. Fate." "He's a doctor." "I'm not..." "Uh..." "I'm actually not that kind of doctor." "What?" "You lied to me." "I never meant to hurt you, Melanie!" "Green Arrow was the champion of justice, but more importantly, he was my friend." "And no amount of tears will..." "Will..." "No, you know what?" "Fuck this!" "Oh, don't act so shocked, you phonies" "You know how this works." "In a few months, some magic amulet will bring him back or... we'll find some alternate-dimension Green Arrow that's exactly like the one we had before!" "How many of you here have already died?" "Come on!" "Put them up!" "Exactly." "So, all due respect to Green Arrow or who ever bites it next," "But I'm done with your memorials, your wakes, or flying to your home planets to scatter your fucking ashes!" "I am done!" "First day of my internship at the Daily Planet." "Working at the Daily Planet is great." "Mr. Kent's really nice, and Miss Lang gets all the scoops!" "And if I ever get in hot water, I can call Superman on my signal watch!" "Good one, Jimmy!" "Look, it's true!" "No way!" "I'll prove it, rookie!" "Superman will catch me before I even in hit the ground..." "Is this your signal watch?" "The bad news, Jimmy Olsen died." "The good news, I got promoted." "Come on, you stupid gorilla." "It's my first day." "Do something cool!" "Help!" "Help me, Superman!" "Jimmy?" "Jimmy?" "Jimmy!" "What?" "why?" "Look, Mr. Kent!" "I got the front page on my very first day." "Congrats." "So, what made you respond to my profile?" "Well, you said you liked fish." "So?" "Ain't no poontang until date six, and the edge grows wild, my man, like Fangorn forest wild." "Hey, I just remembered I left the ocean running, so... maybe another time." "What a beautiful morning." "You're welcome." "You gonna make that joke every fucking day, Weather Wizard?" "Your power's not called "July"!" "Hey, man, you're really sunburned." "You should go inside." "This is my natural skin tone." "You know what?" "Mind your own business." "Okay, all right." "Cute mermaid, girls." "Damn cute." "Hey, here's $5." "Why don't you girls go get yourself some ice cream?" "Hey, there, baby." "From around here?" "Clayface don't get to meet a lot of..." "Hey, fellas, "Private beach" is code for "Nude beach"." "Keep your visibly-mangled and misshapen sausage cock in your pants, Penguin." "Guys, at a nude beach..." "Hey, that really hurt." "Guys, at a nude beach, there's nude women." "Oh, my god!" " What?" "Huh?" " Dude, you got fried!" "I told you, my skin is naturally..." "Holy fucking shit!" " Problem?" " Oh, no." "Is it sunburn?" "No, no." "Nope." "I'm perfectly bronzed." "Hey, I think this guy is dead." "I think I finally comfortable in my own skin." " So take off your mask." " Uh, no, no, no." " I'm a real "But-his-face"." " There's no judgment here, Scarecrow." "We're all beautiful in our own way." "Look at those dudes' dicks!" "Wait." "So "private" doesn't mean "nude"?" ""Private" means "private"." "What are you fools doing?" "Where are your clothes?" "What the hell kind of freak show are you running here, Luthor?" " I'm just here looking for my daughter." " Daddy?" "Lena!" ""Daddy"?" "Lena, you are never to see him again." "No!" "Conner, you are never to see that girl again." "No!" "Hey, a quarter." "No!" "Oh, golly, superboy!" "How'd you ever land a high-class fucking trail like Lena Luthor?" "Well, talking about teenagers having sex would be cheap exploitation." "But singing about it is another story." "I met Lena." "Went to a movie." "Fell for Conner." "I let him super do me." "We made out." "Started to bone." "You'd be surprised what they've enhanced on this clone." "Super teens, who cares what they mean?" "When all you need are super nights." "Give us dirt!" "Give us dirt!" "Did you find out their scheme?" "Give us dirt!" "Give us dirt!" "Does his dick shoot red beams?" "Good thing my panties are 10% lead." "And she's no stranger to dicks with smooth heads." "Gross." "My super dad, he'll get super mad." "But it's worth it for those super..." "Nights!" "I let you finish that song as a professional courtesy." "That was a mistake." "Lena, you're to good for that super-trash." "My clone's to good to date a filthy Luthor!" "Lena's got more class in her little finger than you..." "I'm cool, I'm cool." "Silence, fools." "It's over." "Slut, she's a slut." "Oh, you!" "Oh, hell, no!" "Check me out now, mother fuckers!" "It's Starro!" "Like a mighty New York City sewer alligator!" "I'd hate to say I told you so." "That is a lie." "I tol..." "Only our combined forces can defeat a foe that size." "All right, Luthor." "I'll bring my super-strength, laser eyes, invulnerability, and super-speed, and you bring your slightly above-average intelligence." "You know what?" "Fuck you, Superman!" "I've got this one, Mr. J!" "No!" ""Death of the Joker", now on sale!" "Collect all 18 variant covers!" "I got mine!" "Hey, Sinestro, you remember your lantern corps basic training?" "The old bow-and-arrow maneuver?" "You idiots!" "This parasol's more than just a fashion statement." "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Riddle me this!" "Can anybody here me?" "Riddle me this!" "It's time Starro learn that speed kills!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "I got this, guys!" "Maybe I can turn the tide of this battle with the aid of my ocean friends!" "Aquaman calls us, the horses of the sea, to fight!" "So if any of ye wishes to leave, go now, and let no seahorse hold in judgment he that does!" "You are free... all of ye... to do as you choose." "Aye, lads." "Even Slow-witted Steve stayed." "And Crippled Kevin." "Kevin, whose tail was gripped by a crab." "Look upon one another and know that on this day, ye all chose to fight for the one in tight-green leggins and orange shirt, the one who sometimes carries a trident but mostly no, the one with the locks of gold fairer than any maiden!" "We fight for the one they call" "Aquaman!" "So, ride the currents as though your tails were set alight, for your names shall be remembered from this day and forevermore!" "For Aquaman!" "If this is the end," "I want to die here," "In your arms among all these dead seahorses" "For Aquaman!" "So many dead seahorses." "I love you." "I love you!" "Could it be?" "True love has touched even this old starfish's heart?" "We have no reason to fight, my friends!" "Smile, you son of a bitch!" "Sailin'" "Sailin'" "I guess we learned something here today, Luthor." "Indeed, we have." "For all our combined powers, we were fools to think we could defeat the greatest power of the universe... love." "It's so beautiful." "It's a little gross." "The bride and groom will now read the vows they have written." "When I met Lena..." "I never realized one person could teach me so much about life and love and following my own passion." "That's how I finally find the courage to ask..." "Bizarro, will you marry me?" "And... and Bizarro say yes!" "Oh!" "This is beautiful." "Bizarro say yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "A thousand times yes!" "You may now kiss the bride." "Yes!" "Me want kiss!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "This is how we're ending the second "Robot Chicken DC Comics Special", with a bullshit fake-out wedding?" "Damn it!" "Aren't you dead?" "Oh, I got the magic amulet." "Drop your dicks and grab your flip-flops." "We are Sexx Luthor!" "Oh, baby, baby!" "With that ass so sweet." "We're the brainy studs that's your dying to meet." "Sexx Luthor!" "Sexx Luthor!" "The Joker's back and better than ever!" "On sale now!" "Another job well done!"