"According to the Guinness Book of World Records, over 1.1 billion viewers watched David Hasselhoff at the height of his fame." "But where did the viewers go?" "...his comeback tour was pulled by US promoters." "Is the career of the famous lifeguard all washed up?" "David Hasselhoff has now filed for bankruptcy." "According to his UK manager, he's leaving the United States to pursue opportunities in England." "The British relaunch of David Hasselhoff has ended in disgrace, after he was caught performing for a notorious warlord." "After being implicated with child abduction, is David Hasselhoff now unemployable?" "We're at rock-bottom." "I've seen the accounts." "David has earned" "£4.27 in repeat fees for Baywatch in the last three months." "Drastic times call for drastic measures." "Sometimes, the best way to revitalize a celebrity's career is to kill them." "[AND MORE NOW ON THAT BREAKING NEWS STORY,]" "Reports are reaching us that actor David Hasselhoff, star of such hits as Baywatch and Knight Rider may have died in what is been described" "[AS A TRAGIC WATER SPORTS ACCIDENT]" "The star reportedly went missing last night whilst" " canoeing in a reservoir..." " Are you guys watching this?" "Hoff, mate... you're dead!" "Twitter said it was a canoeing accident." "Yes." "Yes, I know, well, we'll be releasing a statement shortly." "Hey Max!" "They said I'm dead!" " Great, isn't it?" " No, it's not great, it's just..." " call the press and tell them I'm fine." " No, no, no, no..." "You are getting a lot of positive coverage right now," "I've just checked the sales of your auto-biography on Amazon," "You're on the top 100." " Really?" " Yeah, you jumped like 600,000 places." "Let's not do anything too rushed here, let's just enjoy this for a bit, let it percolate." "OK, we need to keep him away from cameras for a few days." "I know a place where we can hide him." "Muchly pretty well connected." "When the time is right, we'll announce that we found him." " That's highly immoral." " Oh, come on!" "Think about how big Elvis got after he died." "Tupac, Jesus..." "Who's that?" "Press." "Hello!" "Max Coleman..." "Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, sad news." "No, they haven't found the body." "Alright, bye!" "You do realise that you've just killed David Hasselhoff?" "[DAVID HASSELHOFF WAS A GREAT MAN,]" "[A GREAT FRIEND TO ME AND TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE]" "He was a man of real honor and integrity." "If he is dead then it's truly a sad day." "Next:" "My trans-gender husband cheated on me with a man!" "[YEAH!" "]" "It only takes one person to say something and then, there we go, you know what I mean?" "Chineses whispers." "You know like, that happens, like there was a big rumor going around around Sutton that I had a micro-dick and obviously that's not true, but you know, my mate Dave told, you know, Sharon," "and then Sharon told Sarah, and then, you know what I mean?" "I got around that I had a micro-dick, people would go around going, "Oh, there's Micro-Terry"." "Ron, it's me, I'm doing the secret knock!" "Terry said he had a safe house." "What he had was a semi-detached in Watford with his uncle Ron." "Hi, Dave." "Hey you, rascal." "Uncle Ron, we have a special guest?" "It's me." "You're alive!" " Yes." " Oh, come in." "Mister David Hasselhoff." "Hollywood star!" "Here!" "In my house...!" "In Watford!" "You'll like this!" "Please, come!" "This is the through lounge." "Free view box here, HD ready." "You need internet?" "Over there, broadband speed." "Very fast." "[THIS FIRE...]" " What?" " What kind of place is this?" "What?" "It's fine!" "Uncle Ron's a legend, he's hidden so many people, yeah?" "Trust me, and look, think about it?" "Where's the last place you'd expect to see David Hasselhoff?" "Oscar-winning movie." "A two-bedroom semi-detached house in Watford." " This is the first house in Watford with double glazing." " Hmmm." "35 years." "Listen, can you hear that?" " What?" " Exactly!" "Now, watch this." "Legend!" "[YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!" "]" "[DOUBLE GLAZING!" "YOU CAN'T HEAR THE CARS!" "]" "[FIRST CLASS!" "]" "He's totally nuts!" "[THE SEARCH CONTINUES FOR DAVID HASSELHOFF]" "[POLICE ARE INTENSIFYING THEIR SEARCH AND DIVERS ARE...]" "[STAR OF TV HITS BAYWATCH AND KNIGHT RIDER IS STILL MISSING]" "The situation's like this:" "the first 24 hours are crucial." "You need to get on the phone, re-release their auto-biography, re-release their back catalogue, and try and get "Baywatch Nights" back on the air." "OK, sweetie, see you tomorrow!" "This is great!" "German television, they just shut down!" "They're just showing a black screen!" "In the Bundesliga, all the players are gonna be wearing black armbands this weekend." "It's a national day of mourning!" "His record company are about to re-release every single one of his albums!" "Do you know how many albums he's made?" " No. - 41!" " What?" "He released two last month without telling anyone!" "Oh!" "Erm..." "His ex-wife is flying over." "I want you to look after her, keep her out of the way for a bit." " Look after her?" " Yeah!" "Do some girlie stuff together." "I don't really do girlie stuff." "Now's the time to learn!" "Go for make-over." "Play some Netball!" "Have a smear test!" "Enjoy yourself!" "Max!" "Max Coleman?" "No-one seems to remember that I'm grossly over-qualified for this job?" "I'm a biochemist working on my doctorate." "Erm... but I think they like me as an assistant because," "I can keep my mouth shut." "You know?" "The things I've seen, and heard, and smelled." "You know?" "You have to be able to keep that on the down low." "Uncle Ron, listen to me, OK?" "We need to up the security here." "This could be tapped." "I heard a click." " What?" " Unplug!" "Unplug, unplug it!" "Is this smart TV, uncle?" "Is this TV smart?" " Yes?" " Unplug it!" "Put it in the shed." "Smash it to pieces!" " What?" "Lasers!" "We need to have lasers running from here, if anyone activates the laser, it sends a message to my phone," " I'll come down with a baseball bat..." " Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Terry, wait." "Who's going to pay for all this?" "I can't afford this laser alarm thing and this and that!" "I'm head of security, what...?" "What have you got then?" "I've got some old Christmas wrapping upstairs." "We can black out the window with that!" "My lasers?" "Good afternoon!" "Exciting day!" "We have a very special guest." "Yeah, we always have special guests." "There's nothing special about this guest, we're just... putting up the Christmas... decorations." "I know it's much!" "But we're just, we're just so excited, aren't we?" "See ya!" " Uncle." " I'm sorry!" " No-one can know who's hiding in there!" "Hit me!" "Nice." "We actually have a colour code of threat levels to Hoff." "We start off at beige, which is relaxed, it's alright." "And then, a slightly darker shade of beige, which is "Be alert"." "And then literally brown, like shit colour brown, erm... it means "Be on high alert"." "He doesn't see this a real threat here, you know what I mean?" "And I need to make sure... security levels are kept at beige." "I've never told anyone that David Hasselhoff is in my house." "Well, I may have mentioned it to... a couple of friends at the chess club, you know?" "But I told them:" "Don't say a word to anybody." "[LAST NIGHT, STARS PAYED TRIBUTE TO THE MAN THEY CALLED "THE HOFF"]" "[ I CAN'T IMAGINE THE WORLD WITHOUT THE HOFF]" "[WHO CHANGED THE WORLD]" "[HE WAS A TRUE FRIEND, HE WAS FULL OF ENERGY]" "[HE ALWAYS MADE ME LAUGH]" "[ I JUST DON'T BELIEVE THAT DAVID HASSELHOFF MAY BE DEAD, AND...]" "[YOU KNOW?" "]" "[WE'RE NOW GOING OVER LIVE TO CRYSTAL HASSELHOFF, DAVID HASSELHOFF'S EX-WIFE]" "[HE BOUGHT SO MUCH TO SO MANY MANY PEOPLE AND THEY LOVED HIM IN A WAY]" "[THAT I DON'T THINK MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LOVED]" "She's here?" "[HE'S AN ATHLETE, HE'S A MUSICIAN, HE'S AN ACTOR]" "[HE'S A POLITICIAN, HE...]" "[HE'S A BIT LIKE JESUS, YOU KNOW?" "[OR GANDHI]" "[OR POP-ART, ONE OF THOSE MEN, YOU KNOW?" "]" "[THAT COULD BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER, LIKE A MOVEMENT" "[I THINK HIS LOSS IS GONNA BE...]" "God!" "She looks good!" "[AND TO BE MODEST, I THINK THAT I'VE LOVED DAVID]" "[MORE THAN I'VE EVER LOVED ANYONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE, SO...]" "[THANK YOU]" "You hear that?" "She's telling everybody she stills loves me!" "Yeah, I understand!" "But not do the same again!" "Yeah, let me check my Filofax..." "Bye!" "Phew!" "The Metro magazine want to do a big spread about the death of my Dad." "It's crazy." "They are saying:" ""We want to hear about your tragic story"." "They will pay me and..." "Where is Harriet?" "She's in there." "Don't disturb her." "Wait, let's just go back a bit?" "Why is this not going through me?" "What you doing?" "I'm texting to say maybe 2 PM for the meeting?" "Has anyone else been in touch?" "Ja!" "The New York Times?" "Right, what we're gonna do, is you are going to give that to me..." "I'm just gonna put that in there..." "I'm gonna go for a shit... and then, when I'm back, I want you gone!" "You've got 45 minutes!" "Dieter is not suited to the public eye." "When is the son of a celebrity, ever... been successful?" "Apart from Jeff Bridges?" "And Michael Douglas?" "Frank Lampard?" "Kiefer Sutherland?" "George Bush, obviously..." "I wanna get more color and a blow-dry," "I want a wax, I want a full wax," "A Mohican?" "And there's an amazing acupuncturist on Harley Street." "Can you book me an appointment and pre-pay?" " I'm not sure I'm supposed to be..." " He's gone!" "Please?" "I'm in pieces." " Excuse me, Harriet." " Dieter!" " You're not supposed to be here." " Who is this?" "I am Dieter." "Dieter Hasselhoff?" "Hasselhoff?" "Yap!" "This is David's long lost son." "A son?" "Oh my Goodness!" "Poor, poor boy." "Come!" "Erm..." "I am so sorry." "I almost feel like I birthed him myself." "He is just sweet, he... is..." "Erm..." "Have they DNA tested him?" " You must be so sad..." " Erm..." " Yeah, very sad..." " Oh!" "You are such a sweet boy!" " I was just telling his old Harry..." " Harriet!" "About my ideas for a vigil for David, outside his apartment." "Yeah, we're gonna do something really small and private." "No!" "Not small." "Not private." "Since David has died, one of the very strange things is that suddenly I'm getting so many phone calls, to do television interviews," "I've been offered a "See who it is"." "You know?" "I honestly think that this is David from the other side, guiding my career." "[AND RIDING HIGH IN THE CHARTS THIS WEEK,]" "[IS "TRUE SURVIVOR" BY DAVID HASSELHOFF]" "[DAVID YELLING AT THE BACK]" " Hoff run!" " He's natural!" " Take a photo!" "Take a photo!" " Amazing!" "Hoff!" "Hoff!" "Hey, Freddy Flinthole!" "What the fuck is going on?" "Get him inside!" "I feel like a prisoner!" "Give me a break here!" "What if somebody sees him?" "Oh shit, yeah, I forgot about..." "D'you know how much we got riding on this?" "Get him inside!" "Ahhh, relax!" "I'm starting to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea, to employ as David's head of security, a guy who is shit at driving taxis." "Sometimes I just get my eye off the ball!" "We need to hold or nerve." "The plan is actually working!" "You're number one in both the music and the book charts," "Nobody's done that since John Grisham released that Reggae single!" " I'm number one?" "!" " Yeah!" "In seven different countries!" "I should have died earlier!" "I'm number one!" "Ha, ha!" "Oh, God!" "This whole thing is out of hand!" "This vigil!" "Did you see the vigil on TV?" "Yeah!" "Of course I did!" "Crystal's working the media..." "She's like a machine!" "You know that vigil kind of warms my heart..." "D'you think maybe I could just drive by and take a look at it?" "No!" "Under no circumstances do you leave this house!" "We've got to stick with the plan!" "Everyone!" "What's the plan?" "We wait another 24 hours." "Then, we get you to the location, rough you up a bit, you jump out of a ditch, stumble to the nearest police station and say:" ""Oh, actually, I bumped my head"." "Good plan, Hun?" "[IT'S NOW BEEN FOUR DAYS SINCE DAVID HASSELHOFF]" "[DISAPPEARED IN A SUSPECTED CANOEING ACCIDENT...]" "[POLICE ARE APPEALING FOR WITNESSES TO COME FORWARD WITH" "[ANY INFORMATION ABOUT...]" "[DAVID HASSELHOFF'S MANAGEMENT HAVE ISSUED A STATEMENT]" "[SAYING THAT NO STONE WILL BE LEFT UNTURNED IN THE SEARCH FOR DAVID]" "Ain't people say grief affects you in different ways, don't they?" "Some people rage and... smash up the room..." "Some people cry uncontrollably..." "Max is playing darts!" "So sad..." "David dying..." "It's a bugger!" "What was he doing on water?" "I've never let him go on water." "I think he was just going for an exercise, banged his head and..." "Dead!" "Well, people keep asking me, questions," " about my training and that." " Dickheads!" "I'm not worried though." "D'you know why?" "I don't think he is dead." "That is insane!" "David is a survivor." "When the apocalypse comes, it will just be David hanging out with a bunch of cock-rides who's eating Twinkies." "And they'll probably be happy." "He gets on with anyone." "I think he's still out there." "I can sense it." "Who's going on a search and rescue?" "They still haven't found the body." "I think... everyone's letting nature take its course." "He'll wash up, eventually." "So, what are the police doing?" " I don't know." " Well, we need to start our own search and rescue." "Pack a bag!" "Let's roll!" "So, Danny's turned up and he wants to start a search and rescue." "I mean, come on, mate!" "Get over it!" "He's dead!" "Let's move on!" "I'm not wearing the right footwear for this." "Right, we're gonna have to split up." "Where's was the actual point of the accident?" "You know?" "I'm not sure, actually." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Danny was adamant that my Dad was lost in the reservoir, but I was quite confused because" "I know that my Dad is in Terry's uncle house in Watford." "But at the same time," "I was getting caught up in the excitement of it." "So, I genuinely thought that we might be able to find my Dad." "I know he's not there..." "I think he might be there." "Dad?" "Oh, my God!" "Dad?" "I found you!" "No!" "It's just a sofa." "A brown leather sofa." "Similar texture." "But a sofa." "Where are you, David?" "I'm really touched and really overawed by how many people have come to pay their..." " [THEIR RESPECT...]" " That's Harriet?" "What the F..." "What's she doing there?" " I gotta call!" " What do you mean call?" " No, no, no, it's OK!" "It's OK!" "You cannot call me now!" "I'm with her!" " Just put her on." " No!" "don't!" "I wanna hear her voice one more time." "Tell her I'm a reporter!" "A reporter?" "Is that a reporter?" "Here, here, give it to me." "Hello?" "This is Crystal Hasselhoff?" "Hello!" "[ERM..." "I'M A REPORTER AND I WANNA ASK A QUESTION]" "Oh, my fuck!" "You mentalist!" "You know, I know he's mental but like, that was mental of him." "Yeah, he put this shittiest accent I've ever heard in my life." "Like Dick Van Dyke when he was like "Oh ye, ke yawa!"" "And I was like: "What are you doing, mate?"" "What would you say to David Hasselhoff if he was here now?" "If David were he now, I would" "I guess I would just wanna touch him one more time, I'd... stroke his face." "I would hold him, I'd... tell him that I loved him." "I'd love to have that chance just one more time." "Oh, oh, erm..." "Thank you!" "What are you doing?" "Hoff, you mentalist!" "I gotta go down there." "No, no, you can't go." "Max..." " I gotta go down there." " Max told me you can't leave the house, mate." "Terry!" "I need to do this." "[IT'S A VERY BEAUTIFUL THING TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE,]" "[I'M SO TOUCHED AND DELIGHTED,]" "[SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE COME HERE TONIGHT TO MAKE VIGIL]" "[YOU KNOW, DAVID WAS LOVED ALL OVER THE WORLD]" "Keep your head down." "[I'M SO HONORED]" "Fucking look at this shit." "Hoff, kinky?" "He likes a bit danger." "I would..." "I would put money where they put in those danger wanks." "You know those kind of wanks where you leave the door half open?" "And like, you know me timing with the missus downstairs?" "And yell "I'll be down in a minute!"." "And you wanna get caught." "You wanna get caught." "[AND IS IT TRUE THAT YOU'VE BEEN APPROACHED TO MAKE A SERIES CALLED...]" ""Such a loving, warm man"" ""You filled us with joy and laughter, we'll never forget you"." "God, these people are really taking this seriously." "Look!" "No, no, no!" "She's there!" "She's there!" "Oh!" "[" " IT MEANS A LOT TO..." "TO ME AND..." " THANK YOU SO MUCH, CRYSTAL]" " You know, Hazel?" " Harriet!" "I would, I really would like to go inside, to where David spent his last few days." "I would mean so much to me." "His apartment?" "I don't think that's gonna be possible." "Why don't you get some rest?" "You know, back at your hotel?" "Hazel, I wanna go in the apartment." "Yeah!" "No, absolutely!" "Let's go, let's go." " Don't touch me." " Alright!" " Thank you." " Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Let's go round the back." "Let's go round the back." " Yeah." "I'm sorry but without more information, we're gonna have to call off the search tonight and pick things up in the morning." "Alright?" "Thank you, officer." "Well..." "Looks like we're gonna have to call it a night." "Calling it a night?" "You're giving up?" "When I found out the police weren't sending the search party, I thought that is further proof of the endemic racism within the system." "If David was a six year old white girl, they'd be all over it, but instead, he's a sixty-four year old orange man wandering about somewhere on his own." "No-one gives a shit." "Right." "Come on, Dieter." "It takes all night?" "It takes all night." "Right..." "I'm just gonna go check back at Hoff's flat again." "Fine!" "Stay near me, Dieter." "I'm not losing another Hasselhoff today." "Was this his room?" "Yap." "We shouldn't really be here, though, Crystal." "We should go." "Oh!" "It's so..." "It's so late now..." "God!" "Oh, David." "I find it really hard to believe that we were married for four and a half months." "Now, I know that does not sound much but it was like a lifetime." "Now, sometimes..." "a lifetime is a lifetime." "The four and a half months that we were together, was... a lifetime." "Hazel, could I just have a minute on my own, please?" " Yap." " It's really difficult." "Oh!" "[I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE!" "]" "OK." "Thank you!" "David!" "What are you doing?" "You can't be here!" " Where is she?" " [I FEEL A LOT BETTER NOW]" "No, no, no, you can't go in there, David." "That would be a... very bad idea." "Crystal?" " Don't touch me!" " Whoa, whoa, whoaaa!" "No, no, no, no!" "It's me!" "It's David!" "Hello!" "Hi!" "David?" "Yeah!" "God!" "You're beautiful." "Wow!" "My God!" "David?" "Yeah." " I thought..." "I thought you were dead!" " No!" "No, no, I'm not dead, I'm..." "I'm dead on TV." "In person, I'm alive." "You fucking lying piece of shit!" "What the fuck?" "What...?" "You always were a fucking liar but..." "Oh, my God, you're not..." "You?" "You!" "You dragged me all he way to London, England, which you know I hate," "I hate it here!" "And now you're not fucking dead?" "I thought you'd be happy to see me." "You said... just like, one more minute with him would be great." " And you believed that media shit?" " Yeah, I did!" "Are you suffering from fucking amnesia?" "No!" "No!" " Don't you remember what happened in '88, you fucking prick?" " It was..." "It was the fucking 80's!" "I don't remember anything!" "Oh, you don't remember the '80's?" "She was so mad at me that I was alive," "I've never had anybody say that to me:" ""I'm mad at you cos you're alive!"." "[" " YOU'RE ALWAYS A FUCKING LIAR BUT THIS!" "]" " Oh, he's screaming." "[" " THIS IS LIKE A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL!" "] [" " WHOA!" "]" "That's love, though, innit?" "You know what I mean?" "It's just passion and love, violence, me and the missus were like that." "She'd come home, first thing, she'd literally just punch me right on the nose." "You know what I mean?" "I'd be on the floor, she'd be beating the shit out of me," "I'd look up and I'd go:" ""Thank you for this love"." "She's... it's a beautiful relationship." "Obviously I had to put a restraining order on her." "Eventually, cos it got a bit..." "you know..." "Got a bit dark." "Yeah." " Well..." "Oh, my God!" "What?" "You don't remember Knight Rider?" " Yeah!" " You don't remember Baywatch?" " Well, I..." "Of course, I remember!" "You remember Baywatch Nights?" " Some of it!" " Oh, fuck you!" "What do I do with this?" "Oh, fuck you!" "You're mad at me cos I'm alive!" "I can't believe you have done this!" "This... this sums up my whole life with you!" "[I CAN'T..." "I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!" "]" "Max?" "It's Harriet." "Big problem." "Come to Hoff's flat." "David." "In order for me to stay quiet, you're gonna have to pay me an extra 25 per cent on my alimony." "Whoa!" "Get out!" "My client, Mr David Hasselhoff has asked me to speak on his behalf." "He can't afford that." "Oh, well, that is a shame, David!" "Because I'm gonna have to make more money out of you by going to the press." "If that's what you want." "I'm sure that won't be necessary." "I reckon we can come to some kind of an arrangement, everybody in this room is a civilized person," "Don't get me wrong." "She's a complete wrong'un." "But you gotta respect..." "You know what I mean?" "There's actually a quote, it says: "I don't respect the snake, but I respect this..." "the art of the snake."" "So that, what that means is I don't respect the snake, but the way that that snake is slithering around..." "That's respectable." "You gotta respect people's kind of snakery." "Ha, ha, ha, ha..." "Oh, God, Hasselhoff." "Is this your life now?" "It's just pathetic!" "You got a weasel for a manager..." "You got an annoying little mouse as an assistant..." "You got Shrek as a driver and I'm not even gonna go into that idiot of a son!" " You leave my son out...!" " No, David, let me speak!" "Oh, the mousy is roaring!" "If it's more press you want, then, oh, I think I have the perfect solution." "I can get you on the front of every major newspaper." "I'm listening." "All I have to do is press "Send" on this email." "Because I caught you snorting heroin!" " Cocaine." " Cocaine." "Very good." "Wow..." "I think I'm gonna go now, David." " Oh, and David?" " Erm, yes, Crystal?" " Fuck you!" " Ha, ha,ha, ha!" " Coke-head!" " Whooo!" " Oh, my God!" " Alright, everyone!" "We've got to go back to the plan." "Alright?" "Let's finally finish this!" "Terry, drive him to the reservoir, hang out there for a couple of hours, dirty yourself up a bit, make it look like you've been through the wars." "Get dizzy, act delirious..." "Walk to a service station, ask for help." "OK!" "Yeah." " Oh, no!" " Oh, what?" "What?" "Hoff not dead?" "Hoff plays cricket in Watford while nation mourns!" "It's the neighbour!" "You fucking idiots!" "Should I...?" "Shall I get it?" "No!" "No!" "I'll get it." "Right!" "Good to be alive again." "He's fucked!" "[INDISTINCT CHATTER]" "You are not gonna believe, what happened to me." "But more now on the remarkable twist and turns of the David Hasselhoff's death hoax story." "After the Hollywood actor was discovered alive and well in his apartment, the public and media backlash has begun." "Tonight, we have a shocking revelation, me, you and whole American nation have been tricked, violated even, by a cunning fraudster." "His crime?" "To fake his own death!" "His motivation?" "Money." "Pure and simple." "Tonight, we ask: "Is David Hasselhoff the most hated man in America?"" "[BOOOOH]" "I'd still say the plan worked." "You know?" "He's still top of the charts." "But it's just that now he's top of the charts of the most hated men in the world, so..." "A chart's a chart!" "He knocked off Robert Mugabe!" "I need you to go to rehab!" "The Olsen twins are doing it, the Chinese pop stars..." "Are you ready to up your profile?" "You're not exactly Mr Popular after that whole pretend-to-be-dead thing." "I met someone in here." "He's helping me see life in a totally different way." "I'm not peculiar." "You must understand that." "I've decided to say..." "Danny has a rapport with him that the rest of us just don't have." "Not going to happen!" " He's gonna jump!" " David!" "We are prepared!" "We are to fly!" "David was a goner." "He gave me a double-thumbs up." "I mean, that's a Paul McCartney move." "You know?" "He's shot to shit." "We're gonna fly!" "No!" "No!" "No, David!" "Please, don't jump!" "Translation and subtitles by PEPPER  LALASPAIN *** SONG LIVES FOR EVER ***"