"Itissaid thatsome relationshipsareforever." "Perhaps thiswas onesuch relationship." "Wefirstmet in thiscollege." "Hisname..." "Alwayssurrounded by girls." "Healwayshad a crowd around him during exams." "Everyonewanted to score 100on 100." "Hewasmy seniorin college." "Sam was thehero among decentstudents." "My name..." "You aremadhav Shastri?" "Thisboy hasn't comeeven today?" "Thisguy willneverimprove!" "Amechanical student should havefirein him." "Whatwasheasking?" "Why I don'tattend classregularly?" "Askhim, doeshego homeregularly?" "HevisitsRangila beerbarevery night." "Doesheeven know whata spurgearis?" "Amechanical engineering student should havea fireing him indeed!" "Lfl getan opportunity I will teach him and hisfamily to fireand back fire." "I am sureyou will, madhav Shastri!" "Look friend, my motto is to enjoy lifeuntil I'm in college." "Because thereafter, onehas to struggleanyway." "I am a mechanical engineering student." "You think you are a don around here?" "Wheream I saying anything?" "Whatl am only saying is that ourcollegehas becomevery congested." "Wecannothave two dons in thesamecollege." "So whatl suggestis thatyou seniors throw yourweight around outsidecollege and allow me to do thesamein college." " Trying to actsmart, areyou?" " No." " Heis talking too much." " No, sir." " You willbeatus?" " How can I beatyou people?" "How can you say that?" " Comeon, beatme!" " No." "You are thedon around here, aren'tyou?" "Come!" "Why areyou running away?" "I was thecollegebaddy." "You willlimp all yourlifenow." "Trying to acttough indeed!" "Studentsgot 100on 100 in examseven with my help." "Theonly condition was thateven I should get 100." "Why do you'll come to study?" "Girlsshould study and cleartheirexams." "I wasjustnot interested in girls." "Pleaseadjust." "Go!" "Honestly speaking, even I wasmy collegehero." "How could thesejuniors dare to speaklike thatto girlsof ourgroup!" "Whatdid you say aboutPriya?" "Oh, so thenewshasspread!" "Try saying itin my presence." "Itwasnothing." "I justsaid thatPriya lookslikea..." "I don'tknow why since thefirstday itself a specialrelationship had developed between meand Samra." "I think yourtrueplaceis jail, noting a hostel." "Why do you'll do such things?" "And Sam, why do you get into all this trouble?" "You arean intelligent and brightstudent." "Do I comefrom somerefugeefamily?" "No, thisunshaven face, this chain, theseopen shirtbuttons." "Boysof good familiesdo this." "Atleastdon'tuse themoney ordersentby yourfather in thismanner." "Thisismy last warning to both of you!" "If ever I getyourcomplain again, I will suspend you both." "Havesomeshameatleast." "Why areyou staring atme?" "Don'tassume thatsince the principalhaswarned me I will spareyou." "I am scared!" "Do you know, actually, I am a simple, nobleguy likeAtalBihari Vajpayee." "Butl don'tknow why, when I seeyou and yourfriends thesoul of a wild animal entersmy body and I turn wild." "You don'thave to become that, you areborn wild." "You!" "Don'tabusemein English." "If you have to abuseme, do so in Hindi." "Hehated meand I hated him." "Sitdown fortwo minutes." "Sit!" "Myfriendsare getting bored alone." "They arelosing confidence." "I waswondering thatifthey could geta tonicfrom you itwould begreat." "You don'tunderstand?" "All thatyou tell Sam'sfriends if you do thesame with thosepoorguys theirlifewillbemade." "Look, even they have whatSam has exceptmoney, which I will give." "Didn'tyou think about whatl will give?" "Themessiah ofthepoor, thebrotherof sisters theprotectorof girls, hascome!" "Hehascome!" "Boss, you have the wholesaleagency of girls." "If even I could getsomequota..." "Thesisterstopped him, and thebrother agreed." "Forgetit." "Thisiswhatl call thebond oflove!" "Bond oflove!" "Stop it!" "Don'tteasehim so much." "Leave thecasanova with hisgirls." "Heonly needsa flute to make them dance to his tunes." "So buyflute." "Okay?" "Bye!" "Heshaved ourheads." "Henotonly shaved ourheads, butalso shaved ourchests." "He'llneverimprove!" "Why areyou so scared?" "Plasticbag." "Take." "Turn around." "Hurry up!" " It'sstinking!" " Shut-up!" "Crackersplease!" "Now theecho of thesecrackers willnotonly ring in girls hostel, butalso in Sam'slife." "Firecrackers?" "Vrine?" "Pathetic!" "Manish, who was that otherguy with you?" "Tellmehisnameand I may spareyou." "Who washe?" "Sir, I cannotdo such a thing." "You know me." "Even I did not expectthisof you." "Even I havemadeinquiries." "Manish hasindicted you." "I willhave to suspend youfortwo months." "Move!" "Tellme, on whoseinstructions did you indictme?" "I..." "Tellme!" "On whoseinstructions?" "On my instructions." "Why are you beating thispoorkid?" "In a soup, aren'tyou?" "You havebeen suspended fortwo months." "Now untilmyfriends grow back theirhair you willnotbeable to attend college." "Whatdo you think ofthis?" "Good timing, right?" "I'vehad enough!" "You challengeme?" "Thatiswhatl was waitingfor." "Justtellme theplace and I'llbe there." "He'sbig boss!" "Hey, samerules?" "Why areyou hitting myface?" "Haveyouforgotten therules?" "See!" "Titfortat!" "Leaveme!" "You havebeen spared." "Butthisisnotoveryet." " Westillhave to settlescores." " Ithasjustbegun." "I will finish it!" "Comeseniors, letus havea group photo." "Theseniorsarehaving a farewellparty." "Come, letusplay somemischief." "Yeah, sure." "Whatisit?" "Do you know, I have alwayswaitedforthisday." "You arecelebrating today, I will celebratein thefuture." "Sam, shall wefinish whatwe had leftincomplete thatday?" "I spareyou today." "I haveheard thatyou aregoing to America?" "Whatjob haveyou got?" "Thatsamesweeper'sjob?" "You willbesuccessful." "You sweep very well." "Look, whatyou aresaying I am going to do there even you aregoing to do thesamehere two yearslater." "Atleastl willbe earning in dollars." "Sam, I havea small wish." "You havemetmehere, don't evermeetmeagain in life." "You know, even I havea wish." "Do meetmeatleast oncein life." "Wehave to finish whatwe haveleftincomplete thatday." "I had thoughtthiswould beourlastmeeting but... my nameismadhav Shastri and I am yourinstructor." "I am a mechanical engineer and I very wellknow how I havecompleted my engineering." "Buttoday, I am taking software classesforengineerslikeyou." "Can I havea word with you?" "No sir, I don'twantto go." "Sir, my dad, who livesin mumbai, meanseverything to me." "And I don'twantto leave mumbai and go anywhere." "What'sup?" "Areyou checking E-mailsorfemales?" "I am checking E-mail from females." "Any problem?" "Thereisone thing special aboutmy book shop." "Thebook and DVD'swhich you willnotgetanywhere you will getit in DD'sDVD collection." "You willprogress." "I havedoneitson, itisyourturn now." "By theway, whereareyou going early in themorning?" "Today isSunday, which meansfun day!" "Wewill go to the disco and havefun." "Butdiscotheguesare notopen in themorning." "Lfthey arenot, we willmake them open." "Actually, why don't you comealong with us?" "Lfl comealong with you, girlswillnotlook atyou." "To tell you the truth, they don'tlook atusanyway." "Hey, comeon, sing!" ""Wherehaveyou comefrom."" "Whatareyou doing?" "Areyou singing orbegging?" "Wearein such a good mood, and see thesong heissinging!" "You don'tknow anything aboutmusic." "Maybe I don'tknow anything aboutmusic buti know a lotaboutyou." " Whatdo you know?" " Oh, so you arechallenging me?" "Tellmehow educated you are." "MSC!" "Look athisstyle!" "With greatdifficulty hemanaged to passSSCafterfourattempts." "He'schanged thatSSCto mSCin hiscertificate and impresses everyonewith it." "Stay quiet!" "And thegirl who lives in theneighbourhood who isa 12th gradefail he teaches hermath forfree." "Whatan interesting case!" "Haveyou seen yourface?" "You area wanted man." "Your4photoshangson walls of every policestation." "Justsee thesizeof yourshoes." "Oneis8 sizeand theother9." "Nevergone to a shoeshop, butevery Tuesday you get new pairof shoes." " How?" " Whathow?" "You visittheSiddhi Vinayak templeevery Tuesday." "Speak aboutyourself." "Speak!" "Two yearsbeforeevery day in frontofmahalxmi temple whatwereyou doing?" " Tellme, tellme." "Thisshamelessman used to givealmsin coins to begger." "...and used to pick up 2Rs quietly." "You shamelessman!" "Mad, fellow hey!" "Crazy!" "You areclapping on yourown and laughing on yourown." " LikeGovinda, in a movie." " Whathave I done?" "Whathaveyou done?" "Nothing tillnow." "You are 25yearsold, butwhathaveyou done tillnow?" "Why should I do anything?" "I havea father." "If you havea father, arewe testtubebabies?" " Testtubebabies?" " Yeah!" "When I wasin America fiveyearsback..." "You haveneverbeen beyond Ambernath, and you talk of having been to America." " Whatareyou'll doing!" "See." "Lfthere'sanyonedecentand handsomein thisgroup, it'sme." " Agreed." " And ofmy Rs.25,000salary I spend 50% on beer and cigarettes." " Okay," " YetweAgreed." "Agreed?" "Can'tyou'll sing a good ...songformenow?" " Now you are taking advantage of ourtalent." ""Weare."" ""Crazy people."" ""Crazy."" ""Mumbaites."" ""Weall aremumbaites."" ""WeallRythmlessdanceon thesamerythmn."" ""Weall aremumbaites."" ""WeallRythmlessdanceon thesamerythmn."" ""Oolaa laa weall havea crazy time."" ""Oh God ourdestiny mightbring good luck."" ""Why areyou turning and seeing?" "Say 'whathappened.'"" ""Weare."" ""Crazy people."" ""Naughty..."" ""mumbaites."" ""Whatis thishotch potch and whatis thismixing?"" ""Whatis thisdrama going on behind thecurtains."" ""Whata scandal, what a matchfixing."" ""Every day thereis an excitement."" ""Neitheris therea Gandhi, nora Gautam Buddha."" ""Neitherthepublicofthose daysnorthe times."" ""Weall aremumbaites."" ""Wewant, we all desire."" ""Weall want weall desire."" ""Wewanta telescopein in oureyes."" ""Wedesire thespeed ofrocket in ourfeet."" ""Weneed thecompany of thegirls."" ""Wewantto livein the Disco's."" ""Whetheryou seeherfrom any side."" ""Shelooksbeautiful from all sides."" ""Shespeakswith a style."" ""Askherwhere this angel stays?"" ""Dark glasseson her eyes and a watch on herwrist."" ""Whatdo you say you beautiful girl?" ""Weareallmumbaites."" "'Mughul-e-Azam'is themost beautifullovestory ofthe world." "I saw thefilm 11 times." "Haveyou seen it?" "Watch Dilip Kumarand madhubala in it." "How much, sir?" "Two hundredfifty rupees." "If you lovesomeone, then I'll giveyou a 20% discount." " Thank you, sir." " Mention notmadhav." "Dad, I am a little tight, can I borrow Rs.1000?" " Rs.1000?" "WHY?" " I wantto watch a film." "You wantto watch a film?" "Alright, takeRs.1000." "Takea cornerseat." "Thanks..." " Takecornerseats, Vicky." " Alright." " Why areyou telling him?" " I am going with him." "Stupid!" "You two idiotfellows will watch a film together in cornerseats?" "Won'tyoufeel ashamed?" "Whatis there to feel ashamed aboutin this?" "If you wantto watch a film, you should only watch itwith somegirl." "Oryou are insulting thefilm insulting the theatre, and insulting theviewers." "Takeiteasy..." "Whateasy?" "Both of you stand together." "Keep yourhand on hisshoulder and smile." "Now look ateach otherlovingly." "Very good!" "You makea nicepairbut, thiswon't do here, itwill do in America." "Itislegal there." "Two boys together like this." "And if you wantto stay here in India with yourfather." "Then go and geta nicegirl each." "And say thatyou loveher You likeher a lot." "And then if you tellme..." "I wil giveyou Rs.10,000." " Rs.10,000?" " Yesofcourse!" " Promise?" " Yes." " Hi!" "Will you come to ...watch a moviewith me?" "6 to 9 cornerseats." "Itwillbefun." " Movie?" " Yeah." " With you?" " Yeah." "Whatthebloody hell do you thisisyourself." "You haveseen yourface in themirror?" " I seeitevery morning." " You Creep!" "Thatisnotmyfault." "He told me to say it." " I told you!" " Mr. Deen Dayal..." " Yesma'm." " I never expected thisfrom you." "Even I did notexpectthis from him." "Idiot!" "What'syourproblem?" "Shall I takeyou to somedoctor?" " Why?" "Why To a doctor?" " Why aren'tthereno girlsin yourlife?" " Thatisbecause I have'nt" "Whatisyourkind of girl?" "Dad, my kind of girl ismy kind of girl." "Dad pick thephone." "ItsDelhi from mady." ""Thebody issuch that shineslikeitslit."" ""Itgives thunder likea storm."" " Hello." " Dad, I saw her!" " Saw who?" " My kind of girl." " Hello." " Dad, sheisgoing." " Who?" " Going..." "Who isgoing?" "Whatnonsense areyou talking?" "Somemeetingsleave behind memoriesand promises." "And therearesomewhich give thefeeling of a new begining." "I saw her again." "Therewassomething between us two." "Butwhatwasit?" "And ashegoesnearhim he too isa Sardarji." "Hey come, letusgo and meetthebridegroom." "Butyou had justrefused." "I havechanged my mind." "I thinkmy life'sgoing to change." " Hi." " Hi." "Congratulations!" " Who is thatgirl?" " Sheismy wife." "Nother, theothergirl." "Reena malhotra." "Sheisa chartered accountant." "Sheworksin Delhi court." "Onceupon a time, even I tried flirting with her." "Whatnonsenseareyou talking!" "Don'tyoufeel ashamed?" " You aregetting married today." " I know." "Whata beautiful girl!" "Tellmesomething." " What?" " Sheisso beautiful thatno oneiswatching you two on stage." "Everyoneisstaring ather." " Is thatwhatyou came to ...tellmeon stage?" " Yes" "I knew itwhen youfinished." "...theentirefilm since morning on her." " You saw it?" " Yes" " You understood it." "Getmean introduction." " Ofthatgirl?" " Yes." "Sincewhen haveyou improved?" "Whathaveall you people thoughtofme?" "You allhavedecided that I'm a..., ." "Hey getmean Introduction." "Itismy wedding." "Leaveme!" "Okay I leaveyou becauseitsyourwedding." " Later." " Laterha!" "Ha!" "You won'twaitforyour own fatherlater." "Itisyourwedding night, isn'tit?" "You will disappear suddenly, don'tlaugh." "If you don'tgetmean introduction then." "I will enteryourroom and burstcrackersyes." "GreetingsSister-in-law." "Waitpleasewait." "Really thegirlis very beautiful..." "I cannotbelieveit." "Whatdid you say hernamewas?" " Reena." "Reena, you talked to her, she talked to you youreyesmet." " No." "Shemusthaveseen you." "Allis total waste, futile." "Should I setyourmatter?" "You remain here..." "I'll getthesetting done." "Stop it." "Shutup." " What?" " Have I everspoken aboutany othergirl?" " No, no you arevery decent." "Therewereso many girls." "In thecollege thesexy girl from Delhi allboy werecrazy afterher." "...butdid I everlook atthem?" " No, you neverdid." " Who is thisgirlin front." "...and whatishername?" "Agood looking Gujrati girl." "Namita Patel..." "Youfools, thesamegirl forwhom all theboys changed theirtiming." "But, I never ever told heroncesaid a hi?" " Yesyou neversaid." " Butl'm really telling you..." "Asmallbindi of silver on herforehead and a cutekilling smile sareedraped in style and thosebeautiful delicatefeet." " Thatwavy hair." "Enough." " Why areyou shouting again and again?" "Whatisyourproblem?" " Enough... - why?" " Orelse..." "Orelse thiswillbecomea..." "Iove triangle." " This." " Sorryfriend." "Along with you even I have started liking her." "After all I'm also a man." "Thatiswhatl'm trying to tell you." "Sheis thatkind of a girl." " I can'tbelieveit." " Friend." "Lfl tell you Then you willnot believeme." "If you say that, you weregiven a massageby maddona also I can believe." " Leavemy hand." " I'lljustcome." " Hey mady." "Hey youfatso." "Thisgirl nextto sister-in-law Isabsolutely great." " Sheisoutoffocus." "Itissurprising..." "Thisissomeinvisiblematter." " Itisgreat!" " Tillnow I havenot ...shown you anything." "Hold on." "I saw something so." "So now a daysyou havestarted flicking glassesfrom thebars?" "Shutup and see these marksoflipstick." " Then!" " Didn'tgetit?" "no." "Thisis thesameglass from which she she... had herwater." " Stop clapping." " Whatisit?" "You havegottheglass, along with ityou could havealso gottheplate in which shehad eaten." "Wewould havegotit framed and hung it." "M. F Hussain'sabstractart" "And also thelovesymbol." "You crazy man." "Leaveit, After all our..." "hasgothis..." " Yes..." " no hehasn'tgother." "Beforemadhuri Dixit getsherDoctor." "Before thiswewill have to do something." "I can read yourface and tell you thatif you don'tgetthisgirl then yourlifewillberuined." "Then whatdo wedo?" "When thequestion ofldea comes then, onerememberD." "D" "Theidea is, that pack you bags book the tickets, and letsgo to Delhi and search forReena." " Comeon letusgo." "No dad I'veheard that if youfallin love with any girl, then thereisonly oneprogramme on thechannel of yourheart." " And thatislove." " Thank you." "Thereisonly onefacein frontoftheeyes I feel that all the time , butnotall the time ...because tillnow I can can only seeyouruglyfaces." "Whatl say iswhy not wait and seeforafew moredays It's trueloveorinfatuation." "Till then Delhi isfaraway." "Comeon you guys..." "motherjustsee thefathers pourblackmoney in the beerbars, and thechildren waste thesamemoney on gas." "Why areyou yelling?" "Should I overtake them?" "Thisidea isa waste, if thesefourwill fall fourhundred people will gatherto pick then up..." "If you and I fall." "Yes therewillbefour peoplein theend to carry ourcorpses." "Seewhatbenefit did they haveing speeding?" "Inspiteof such a speed you gotstuck." "I said thatwhateverthe girlmay say ultimately shehas to givein formarriage." "Excusememadam." "Areyou married?" "She talked to me." "Hello madam you want Cigarettes?" " No thanks." " Good brand." " No wesmokeonly bidi." "Doesn'tthebidi givea stink?" "Itdoes, butif you gulp a littlewhisky along then itgoesaway." "Ourgirl from thenew millennium, I cannothandle." " Sheis thesamegirl." " See thegreen signal... mady yourentire nextseven generationswillbeborn funny." "Yourkidswillbebeggingfor clothesand combs." "Wherearemy spectacles?" "Hereitis." "Ha... now I can see somethings." "Who hung the truck owners photo here?" "Did youfind ourtruck to hit?" "Wiseman remove thedark glassesand see theworld did youfind only bike to run over?" "Why areyou sucking thislime?" "My blood pressurehas gonevery low why did you put ithere?" "Thisis tied so thatthe truckrunssmoothly." "Okay now how many spare partsdoesyourtruckhave?" "Spareparts?" " Yes." " Seven hundredfifty." "Seven hundredfifty." "And your truckisnotrunning smoothly." "Willitrun becauseof a lemon?" "Areyou trying to foolme?" "Pande!" "I'm Pandey sir." "Notyou." "You!" " Arresthim comeon." " Oneminute wheream I going?" "I'm hereoneminute." "Hey brother!" "Giveme two hundred Rupees." " Two hundred..." " Thesepeoplewillnot agreefora lesser amount?" " On thelastsignal thatl crossed I gaveeverything to them." "Whatdo you say should I takeitfrom him and givehim back?" " Letus try." "Hey whatareyou whispering to him?" "Removeyourhand." "Don'ttouch me." "Prasad removeyourhand!" "I know thepolicecommissioner herevery well." "Itisdifferentthat hedoesnotknow me." "Hello aunty, isShruti there?" "Sheisnotthere?" "When did shestart?" "I'llkeep it." "Thanksbye." " Whatareyou doing?" " Comeon do yourwork." "You scoundrel, you left me to getbeaten up." "You cannotbemyfriend." "Henceforth don't show meyourface." "From today onwards wepartourways." "You areinauspiciousforme." "I hateyou." "I am going!" "I'll offerhim beer." "I loveyou." "You'remy bestfriend." "Now onwards, weare together." "You areso decent." " Look there." " What?" "See there." "Oh, thatisReena from Delhi." "And besidesheris youroutoffocus." "Come, let'sgo and talk to them." "No, wego together, butl will talk." "Yesyou talk and I will stare." "Wherehasshegone?" "It'sallbecauseof you!" "You arenotmyfriend, don't show meyourfacelifelong." "Wepartways." "Wheredid they go?" "Theregoesmy beer!" " Dad I saw her again." " Who?" "Thesamegirl from Delhi." "Whatareyou talking!" "I'm coming." "Today I waswith Vicky on thebike, and I saw her." " Where?" " On theway." " Then?" " I ran behind her." " Then?" "Shewent into a shopping complex." " Then?" " How much forthiscassette?" "Itisforfree." " Then?" " Then I also went into theshopping complex." " Then?" " Then shedisappeared inside thecomplex." "How bad!" "Hey, thatcostsRs.530." "Itwasa wonderful opportunity butl lostit." "Butletme tell you, since thatday I haveonly her faceing frontofme." " Whose?" " Thesamegirl." " Only onefaceishovering around my eyes." " Whose?" "Hers." "I think I havefallen in love." "Wow!" "My son has fallen in love!" "And yourcassetteisfree." "Butl haven't gotthegirl yet." "Now thatyou'vefallen in love, you will getthegirl too." "Don'ttakea bath, justspray someperfumeand comequickly." " Whatareyou saying?" " Thatgirlishere." " Where?" " In thesupermarket." "I'm coming!" "Excuseme, whatis thecostofthis?" "She's thatgirl?" "I'll thrash you!" "I know sheisnottheone." "Butsheisherthat." "With herhelp..." "You will confuseme too!" "I'llhave to explain to you." "Look, if you have to reach theboss, bribe thepeon." "If you wantto enterthe bungalow, bribe thewatchman." "Likewise, if you want to reach Reena you'llhave to win this outoffocusfriend ofhers." "Come." "My nameisVicky." "I wantto talk to you." "I don'tintend to troubleyou." "I justwantsomeinformation." "Whatinformation?" "Heismy bestfriend, maddy." "Yourbestfriend isReena." "You tellher." "Yourfriend Reena'sfamily, and myfamily arevery close." "So close that..." " I'm talking to her." " Alright." "Actually, sincemany years wehavelost contactwith each other." "Weareoutoftouch." "Yesterday, wewereroaming in theshopping complex when wesaw..." " You two." " You only tellher." " I..." "Chillies" " I'm doing the talking!" " Alright." "Wesaw you two." "Wewanted to talk to you when you suddenly disappeared." " Suddenly!" " Yes." "Actually, wearehaving a very importantfamilyfunction." "And if wecould get Reena'sDelhi number..." "Delhi number?" "You say you are Reena'svery goodfriend." "Don'tyou know thatshehas been transfered to mumbai?" "Thatiswhatl wassaying, that Reena isliving in mumbai now." "If you can give ushernumber..." "Areyou two really Reena's friendsorareyou... no madam, truly speaking, wewerelying." "Actually, my bestfriend wants to be thebestfriend of yourbestfriend." "That'swhy..." "Stop it!" "You two forgethernumberrightnow!" " Okay." " Wehaveforgotten." "Sincemy bestfriend has seen yourbestfriend hehasgonecrazy." "Neitherdoesheeat, nordoesheallow us to eat." "Hedrinks, buthe neverlet'susdrink." "Why areyou exposing me in everyone'spresence?" "Heisa living corpse." "If you don'tdo anything, thisman..." " Keep quiet!" "Don't stop me." "Stop yourfather." "Don'tmention myfather..." "You call up Reena or try to meether shewill stillnottalk to you." "Why, isshedumb?" "Reena'smarriage hasbeen fixed." "Herparentshave already chosen hergroom." "So stop all thisnonsense, andforgetaboutReena." "Neitherwill thestonesget over, norwill thesea fill up." "So why areyou wasting yourtime?" "Vicky, I had neverthoughta girl would comeinto my life." "And had never expected to loseherbeforegetting her." "You havelosther." "What nonsenseareyou talking?" "Wheredid you everget herthatyou losther?" "Firstgo and meether." "Go and meether?" "And whatdo I tellher?" "Tellher all those lovestoriesof yours?" "Agirl whosealliancehas been fixed by herparents who doesnotwantto talk to a stranger, whatdo I tellher?" "You area total waste." "Look, I bunked college, I lied to myfamily sold ticketsin black..." " Whatareyou talking about?" " I took you to 'Titanic'." "Whatdid you learn from thatfilm?" "Zero!" "Whathappensin thatfilm?" "Ajoblessyouth wins theheartof a high classalready engaged girl and no onecomes to know." "Yes, butwhat happensin theend?" "Who drowned?" "Thatsameyouth." "Notonly in 'Titanic', buteven in reallife, boysdrown." " What?" " Getlost!" "'Titanic'theory indeed!" "How do I convincehim!" "What?" "Listen, thereisa new ruleoftheyear 2001." "If a man truly lovesa woman hewill gether anyhow." "Comeon, tellmehernumber." "Tellmeyourbirth date." "See, you rememberhernumber butnotyourbirthday." "Lfthisisnotlove, whatisit?" "Catch thesignal on thelovewave." "Liftthereceiver, dial thenumber." "You will surely ring thebellin herheart." "I am callingfrom the telephone department." "Isyourlineclear?" " Yes." " Isyourtelephone working?" " Yes." "Tellmeyouraddress." ""Hey, tellme, whathashappened?"" ""Why ismy heartso restless?"" ""I roam thestreets likea mad man."" ""Someonehas stolen yourheart."" ""I haveneverfelt like thisbefore."" ""Whatkind of euphoria is this?"" ""You arenot awareofhow I feel."" ""My darling, my dearest."" ""Whatkind of crazinessis this?"" ""When oureyesmet, I realised whatloveis."" ""You havefallen in love." "You arein troublenow!"" ""You havelostyour heartto someone."" ""Itisdifficult to putsenseinto you."" ""Thatunknown pain oflove ismaking you restless."" ""I don'tknow whatthat beautiful girlhasdone to me."" ""Hey, tellme, whathashappened?"" ""Why ismy heartso restless?"" ""I roam thestreets likea mad man."" ""When I saw you I lostmy heartto you."" ""Thatbeautiful girl residesin my eyes."" ""Sheisin my every breath."" ""Shecomesin my dreamsevery night."" ""My heartfeels lostwithouther."" ""Shehasstolen yoursleep." "Shehasgiven you pain."" ""Make thatbeautiful woman crazy aboutyou."" ""Thatiswhat yourheartdesires."" ""Isshean angel ora damsel?" "I find herto becrazy."" ""Hey, tellme, whathashappened?"" ""Why ismy heartso restless?"" ""I roam thestreets likea mad man."" ""Someonehas stolen yourheart."" ""Thishaveneverfelt like thisbefore."" " So whatwashesaying?" " Nothing." "Whatdo you mean by nothing?" "Hewassaying that hewants to meetme." "Hewill comenextweek." "Hewants to meetmebefore ourparentsfix ourmarriage." "I mean, flirting beforemarriage with yourparent'spermission isso much fun." "Butthisiseven moreromantic." "Thinking aboutsomeoneyou have notmet feeling coy abouthim." "Butyou musthaveagreed, right?" "So when isyourhero arriving?" "I don'tknow." "Thelinegot cutbefore I could askhim." "You should haveatleast given him yourconsent." "Thismustbehiscall." "No, I willhandle thisaffairnow." " Giveme thephone." " Wait!" "Rajeev, I am Shruti speaking, Reena'sbestfriend." "Beforeshe tellsyou anything, I wantto tell you something." "You two mustmeet." "Infact, I think you two must go out, getto know each other." "Rajeev, you haveseen Reena'srecentphoto." "Butshehasonly seen you in her childhood." "Shedoesn'teven know how you looknow." "Sheonly knows thatyou are herpapa'sbestfriend'sson." "And arecoming next week from Seattle." "Butwhy nextweek, I think..." "I thinkitwasa wrong number." "Thereisno use." "I very well know aboutsuch typeof girls." "Thefatherdecideswhich school shewill go to." "Themotherdecides how many braidsshemustplait." "And thewholefamily decides which boy sheshould marry." "Vnclehasput an end to thestory." "Stupidfellow!" "Whatyou call theend can be thebeginning." "Stay quiet!" "Tellmesomething, and tellme the truth." "Do you really loveReena?" "And you say thatthe girlhasnotseen theboy?" "No." "Now Rajeev willnotcomeafter 7 days, buttomorrow itself." "I mean, you willmeet Reena tomorrow asRajeev and tellheryou returned a few daysearlyfrom America." "And shewill spend these few dayswith Rajeev." "And you willhave to win herheartin thesefew days." "You will convey your feelings to Reena." "You will tellher how much you loveher." "You will do something whereby shealso begins to loveyou asmuch asyou loveher." "And believemeson, trueloveneverfails." "Onceshestarts loving you tellheryou are notRajeev, butmaddy." "DD, thisisfraud." "No, thisislove." "And in love, only theman isimportant, nothisname." "Look, whetheryou call meDD ordaddy Deendayal orShiv Shanker, itdoesn'tmakea difference." "And onceyou arebound by love, thename, number aren'timportant." "You haveno otheroption." "DD, assumeyour brighthead still works." "Thatiswhy you thought ofthisbrightidea." "ButwhatiftherealRajeev callsReena from America even once?" "Whataboutmaddy then?" "No, thatwillnothappen." "And I'll tel you how." "Listen." "I haveclimbed up, buthow will I go down?" "I am scared!" "Will you cutitor do I comeup and cutyou?" "I cannotseeanything." "Removeyourglasses, switch on thelight and you'llbeable to see." "Wait!" "I'll teach you a lesson!" "Whathave I gotmyselfinto!" "Hey!" "Thephoneisringing!" "It mustbe thatAmerican'scall." "Cuttheline!" "Now what?" "Who issending me these?" "Atleasttellmewho issending them." "Wonderwho itis." "Now what?" "Don'tyou peoplehaveany otherwork?" "Somefool sendsflowers and you'll deliver!" "I am thatfool." "Oh!" "Love?" "You wantto expressyourlove by sendingflowers to a girl?" "How much money did you spend?" "132dollars." "Pleaseleave!" "Butyou weresupposed to comenextweek." "Theflightswerenotfull, so I cameearlier." " Can I comein?" " Sure..." "Vpstairs." "Theflowersarelovely." "All ofthem havebeen specially chosen foryou." "I likeyourstyle." "You weresupposed to comenextweek." " Yes." " Then how come?" "Do yourparentsknow?" "Actually Reena, I wanted us to meetfirst and getto know each other." "And then tell ourparents." "Thatiswhy I did nottell them I'm coming here." "Look, I havekeptmyself freeforfivedays." "And I wish to spend every momentofthesedayswith you." "So thatwegetto know each otherwell." "I waswondering ifit'spossible foryou to takeleavefrom office." "I'll try." "I'll check with my boss." "Maybehegrantsmeleave." "I'dforgotten thatmy phoneis outof ordersince two days and I haven't even complained aboutit." "You areright." "Itcannotbeworking." "I mean, phonesareoften outof ordering India." "That'snotthe casein America." "In America, a man may die, buthislinenevergoesdead." "Shall wego outforlunch?" "Sure." "Shall I changeand come?" "Madhav Shastri, being a Brahmin, you'll eatnon-veg?" "Never!" "Is thatenough ordo I order someother chicken dish?" "Letusorder something vegetarian." "You getvery good vegetarian food here." "Butyourfatherhad said that you loveChinesechicken." "Thatiswhy I was ordering chicken." "Scram, you butcher!" "Maddy, you'll defile yourfaith fora woman!" "Remember, wehavemetearlier?" "In a marriage... in Delhi." " When?" " When I waseightyearsold." "Yes." "Yes." "Remember, you and your naughty bunch offriends had locked me up in a darkroom?" "Yourfatherhad scolded you so much forit." "Yes, I remember." "You and yourfriendsused to play such stupid pranks." "Then?" "Thosedays, Lucy wasmy bestfriend." "RememberLucy?" "Yes, Lucy." "Lucy wasmy dog." "Yes, thesame." "Tall dog, loosehair." "Sorry." "I havea bad memory." " I'm very hungry." "Shall weeat?" "Sure." "No, maddy!" "No!" "No, maddy." "No!" "Isn'tittasty?" "Comeon buddy, round two!" "Whathappened?" "You took long." "And problem?" "No, whatproblem can therebe?" "I am fine." "Rajeev, tellme, how far isChicago from Seattle?" "How farisChicago from Seattle?" "Can'tsheaskme a simplerquestion?" "You don'tknow?" "You havenotbeen there?" " No." " Itisvery close." "If you travelby carwith me, it'll takejust 11/2hours." "All the traffic constables thereknow me." "No onestopsme." "And itisstill fasterby plane." "Theflightlandseven before you can takeyourseat." "Why wereyou asking?" "Myfriend hassettled in Chicago afterhermarriage." "I will takeyou there." " No, I don'twantto go." " Why?" "I wantto liveherein mumbai." "Why, don'tyou wantto go abroad?" "I don'tknow." "I am nottoo keen aboutstaying there, working there." "Nothing likeourmumbai." "Great!" "Maddy, you'll probably win thisgame." "Enjoy!" "I think sheisvery angry." "Think of something!" "Sorry, I am very late." "I am sorry." "I havebeen standing heresince onehour." "I don'tneed this!" "Sorry." "Actually, lastnight, I wentfora party and sleptlate." "Thealarm didn'tring on time." "And thisdamn thing didn't start." "I keptkicking..." "I think I am expecting a little too much from you." "Comeon!" "Why areyou getting so serious?" "I'm only late." "I have to go." "Bye!" "Alright, I'll takeyou on my bike." "Ithasfivegears." "Reena, comeout." "Letusgo on ourbike." "Itisa niceimported bike." "Lookhow niceitis." "Auto!" "Stop!" "Don'tyou havea girlfriend?" "Why don'tyou understand!" "Whatis theprogramme?" " Don'ttouch themeter!" " Big deal!" "Itisso hot!" "I mean, I'm sweating so much." "How do you'llbearsuch heat?" "Do you havemineral water?" "I only drinkmineral watering America." " Switch on theAC." " Areyou stupid?" "Isn'tyourauto airconditioned?" "No airconditioner!" "Do you know, in America, all autosareairconditioned." "Asmall fridgeisalso kepthere." "Ithasa small door." "Open thedoorand sip smallbottlesofbeer." "I waswaitingforthissmile." "Watch thefun wehaveall day." "Waithere, my friend iscoming." " Wheredid Rajeev go?" " Heescaped." "Excuseme." "Give those to me." "You carrying bagsdespite my being with you ishumiliatingforme." "Yes, butisn'tit humiliatingforyou to leavea girl alone in themiddleoftheroad?" "Yes." "You are talking aboutthat." "Actually, I saw a childhood friend." "And I went..." "LookRajeev, I am a simple Indian girl." "Westillprefer India to America." "Even today, when weswitch on a new computer wefirstapply vermilion and break a coconut." "I am like that." "And I suggest thatyou quit yourAmerican habits." "Weweresupposed to go outing theevening." "Today'sday willbewasted." "In short, yourday hasbeen wasted." "I willneverbeable to understand thisgirl." "Itisnotonly difficult, butimpossible to understand notonly thisgirl, butany girlin theworld." "Theday man understands any woman ofthisworld theworld will turn into heaven." "Try to understand woman psychology." "Vntilno onepaysattention to them, they catsimplewomen." "And themomentsomeone paysattention they actlike they arebeauty queens." "You areright!" "Thatiswhatalwayshappens." "Afterwhathappened today, I don'tthink I can win thisgirl." "Sheisgoing to call hermother and tellherthat shedoesn'tlikeme." " Thatisa pluspointforyou." " Whatpluspoint?" "She thinksyou areRajeev." "So whateverhappens you won'tbein trouble, butRajeev willbe." "Now you disguiseyourself, and woo her asmaddy." "Shut-up!" "How many disguisesdo I use?" "Keep trying." "If you win, marry her, orbecomea politician." "You arealwaysjoking!" " Whatis thedate today?" " 17th September." "Hejob isdone." " Tellme." " Itisherbirthday today." "Itisherbirthday today?" "Thank you." "Butshedid nottellme." "Girlsdon'tproclaim likeus thatitis their birthday today." "I think shehasdeliberately leftthisdiary with you so thatyou know it isherbirthday today." "It'slikegetting more than whatyou had askedfor." "BeforeherShruti..." "BeforeShruti reaches there and takesherout takeadvantageofthe situation and steal thegame!" "Wewill do therest." "If someonewants to atonefor hissing, heshould beforgiven." "Reena, please givemeonechance." "I haveplanned a perfectevening." "I only need yourconsent." "If you like, I'll wear an Indian attireand come." "Do you know why I broughtthiscar?" "Becauseyou like everything Indian." "Thatiswhy I got thisFiatalong." "Whatis thematter?" "Why areyou so serious?" "Wherearewegoing?" "Whatis thesuspense?" "If anything goeswrong, you'll feel offended." "No chanceformistakes, you know who did theplanning?" "Me!" "Therewillbeno mistakes." "Vicky!" "You'llhaveitfrom me todayforgiving mesuch a car." "You dog!" "Is thissomenew way top startthecar?" "No, thefactis thatl tried to puton theAC so itbecame cold inside butthecargot heatedfrom outside." "Do you know, wewon't getan auto on thisroad even if you search forit?" " Yes." "Wewillhave to spend thewholenighthere." "You sitinside, I'll try and rectify it." "Oh my bicycle!" "Vntil I'm with you, you will faceno troublein life." "I havea solution to every problem." "Haveyou everhad champagne in Taj rooftop?" "I don'tdrink, thanks." "Reena, you ruin everything I say." "Why areyou eating this?" "I lovepani puri." "I had planned very well today buteverything wentwrong." "You know, thecar." "Dinner atRooftop restaurant." "Champagne, wine, everything wentphut!" "No problem." "You gavemeonly eight, you have to givemeonemore." "Even thisisover." "Itisvery spicy, givemesome 'papadi'." "Itisvery spicy." "It'slate." "It's 12O'clock." "No it'snot 12o'clock yet." "It'sstill two minutes to 12." "And I justneed two minutes." "First, somespecial effects." "Whatdid you think?" "That if you don'ttellme I won'tknow?" "I know everything." "Butl don'tunderstand one thing." "Why didn'tyou tellmeyourself, thatitwasyourbirthday today?" "I did nottell you because itisn'tmy birthday today." "It'sShruti'sbirthday today." "It'sShruti'sbirthday today?" "I madea mistakeeven here?" "Vicky, you aredead!" "What?" "Oh, so you did all thisbecause you thoughtitwas my birthday today?" "Ofcoursenot." "On yourbirthday, I will buy a giftforShruti." "I cannottake thisback." "I chose thisgiftforyou with a greatdifficulty." "Do you know whatitis?" "Isn'tthisyou?" "Onewho can look afterherself." "You willlooklike this when you think aloneathome." "I wasvery confused aboutyourgift." "When I closed my eyes, I saw thisReena." "So I boughtit." "Crazy!" "Attention to all of you heissufferingfrom thisfatal disease 'love'." "Justseehow heis laughing allby himself." "No onecan help him." "Tell uswhy you arelaughing." " Tell us." " I'll tell you." "Thecaryou'llhad arrangedforme ran well foronekilometer." " Long livemy car!" " Itwillneverrun now." "Theromanticroad you people had asked me to take I didn'tgeta rickshaw for 10kilometerson thatroad." "I somehow tookherto a restauranton a bicycle." "I don'town restaurants that they'd beopen so lateforme." "I had to treat herto 'pani puri'." "Afterthat, when I putmy hand in my pocketto pay I realised I didn't havea penny in my pocket." "Now tellmewho stole moneyfrom my pocket?" "Disappeared!" "I somehow tookherhome, and loudly, loudly wished herHappy Birthday and gaveherthegift..." " Tell us, comeon!" " Did you kissher?" "Whathappened?" "Itwasn'therbirthday today." "ItwasherfriendShruti'sbirthday." "Shruti'sbirthday!" "I wantto tellhersomething." "Therascal escaped!" "I wontspare thatrascal!" ""How do I tell you?"" "Isn'tthisyou?" "Independent." "Onewho can takecareofherself." "You willlooklike this when you think aloneathome." "When I closed my eyes, I saw thisReena." "So I boughtit." ""Someonehascome!"" ""Hestealthily captured my heart."" ""Someonecamein my dreamsand stolemy heart."" ""Hestolemy heartand said..." ""I wantto livein yourheart."" ""Hehasmademeso desperate."" ""I havelostmy heart."" ""I sufferthisnew pain."" ""You makemy heartbeatfast and losemy sleep overyou."" ""Someonecameand stealthily captured my heart."" ""Someonecamein my dream and stolemy heart."" ""I felling love."" ""He touched my heart."" ""I hid that crazy man in my eyes."" ""Someonecameand stealthily captured my heart."" ""Someonecamein my dreamsand stolemy heart."" "Is thebreakfastready?" "How areyou?" "When areyou coming?" "I'm fine." "Giveme thephone, I'll talk to him." "Rajeev, when areyou coming?" "I'm leaving rightnow." " I havea reguest." " Tellme." "I havebeen trying Reena's numbersince3-4days." "Butl don'tknow why I cannotgetthrough." " So..." " Shall I inform heryou arecoming?" "Sheknows that." "Oh, so you havealready been flirting with heron thephone." "Inform herthatl will becoming to Delhi first." "Then wewill all go to mumbai together." "Okay, butcomesoon." "Rajeev, pleasestop thebike." " I havelotsof work." " No." " Pleaselisten to me." " No." "Whatareyou doing?" "I have to go to office." " I havean importantmeeting." " You won'tgo to office today." "Whatdo you mean?" " Whatkind of a boy areyou?" " Yes, I am like thatonly." "You had said thatyou will stay with meforfivedays thatyou won'tgo anywhere." "Now suddenly you're talking of going to office?" "You willnotgo anywhere." "Whathaveyou planned to do?" "Look, I know a beautifulplace." "I wantto takeyou there." "I justwantto bewith you." "I wantto hold yourhand." "Will you comewith me?" "Alright." "Such a beautifulplace and in mumbai?" "Butthereisno onehere." "Yes, no onecomeshere." "Whenever I am happy, I come to thisplace." " I liked thisplacevery much." " I know." "Oh really?" "You know quiet a lotaboutmeand thiscity." "Butl don't know anything aboutyou." "Whatdo you want to know aboutme?" "Anyonecan read mevery easily." "Butif you want to know aboutme I can tell you something aboutme." " What?" "There'ssomething." "You willhave to listen with lotofloveand patience." "Maddy, thisis therighttime." "Tellherthe truth." "What?" "I saw a girl." "Shewasbeautiful!" "Oneflash, and I lostmy heart." "I think I havefallen madly in lovewith her." "Now I haveonly onedesire." "I wantto stay in herheart." "Whatareyou doing?" "Tellher." "Coward!" "Why aren'tyou saying anything?" "SheisAarti, sheisShanti, sheisSukanya and sheis..." "How do you know?" "You only told me that you havea friend in Bombay whom you know sincechildhood." "And whosenameyou weregoing to tellme." " Sheismy mother." " Hello." " Tellmewho heis?" " I'll tell you." "Givemefouroptions." "Hemightbedad." "Heismy dad, and heisyourdad." "You know, I had donemodeling." "Thepictureisnotthatclear." "I cannotseeanything." "Everything isoutoffocus." " Why?" "Becauseyou are sitting so close to me." "Theelectricity isgone." "I am very scared ofthedark." " Whatdo you mean?" " Thank God I havea lighter." " You smoke?" "lfl havea lighter, does thatmean I smoke?" " Do you havea candle?" " Thereis." "Look, until theelectricity doesn'tcomeback I am notgoingfrom here." "Candlesarenotnecessary." "Do you wantus to sit in thedark?" "Justgivemea smile and itwillbebright." "Enough!" "I can'topen my eyes." "Getthesunglasses." " Reena, do youfeel anything?" " What?" "It'snightand totally dark." "Thiscandlelight..." "Atall darkhandsomeboy." "An ordinary girl." "Aresitting alone in such a big house?" "Don'tyoufeel anything?" "Hey mister, thisisnotAmerica." "Thisis India." "And anyway, I don'tsee any handsomeman in thisroom." "Isit?" "Lookmadam, you don'tknow me." "Lfl smileonce, a 1000beautiful girlswill faint." "Oh really?" "I don'tsee anything like thatin you." "Yes, obviously, because I am talking aboutbeautiful girls." " What?" " You won'tbelieve this." "Asperthelineson yourhands, you willneversettleabroad." " You willnevergo abroad." " Whatareyou talking?" "Yes, seriously." "You don'tbelieveme?" "Look." "You arenotdestinedfor a runway, buta local train." "Look, thisisDelhi, and thisisJumritalyya." "And hereisourmumbai." "According to me, you getmarried hereand getsettled hereitself." " You are talking nonsense." " Yes, seriously." "Notonly that, you willmarry theson of a Brahmin." "Brahmin?" "Yes, a boy who doesn't eatchicken athome butin hotels." "'I wantto say to you'" "'I wantto stay in yourheart'" "'my love, I don'twantto bear thepain of separation anymore'" "'I wantto say itto you today'" "'I wantto stay in yourheart'" "'Restless, ismy heart Thirsty is thenight'" "'Even fora moment, I don'thavepeace'" "'Who hascastthismagic'" "'I am getting outof control'" "'I don'tknow why I roam aboutcrazily'" "'lf you say, O'darling I'll getstarsforyou'" "'Astrange, why I trust'" "'Why ismy heartso restless'" "'Darling, now you have becomemy life'" "'You are theone I desired'" "'lf you break thisheart'" "'I will surely die'" "'Whata series thisis which doesnotbreak' 'my eyesspeak, butmy lipsarespeechless'" "'I dancearound in theseblossoms' 'my eyessearch foryou everywhere'" "I cannotbare thissuspense any more." "Pleaseatleasttellme whatdo you think aboutme?" "When yourthoughtcomes in my mind I getvery confused." "Why confusion?" "Letsdo one thing." "I'llhelp you." "I get yourconfusion cleared." "Let'sdo itin my style." "Pleasecloseyoureyes for 10seconds and then tellme whetheryou seemeornot?" "Let's try." "'How shall I tell you'" "'I wantto stay in yourheart' Did you seeme?" "Whatis themeaning of a smile?" "Go on saying something orelse I will die." "I'm asking you something." "Which placedo you like in mumbai?" "Whatam I asking you and whatareyou saying?" "I don'tlike thisplace." "Let'sgo to someplacewhere thereareonly you and me?" "I'll say and you hear." "Tellme, whatwould you like to hear?" "In mumbai, thisis my mostfavouriteplace." "Make thismy mostfavourite placein theworld." "Mostly I don'ttalk to boys." "Infactyou are thefirstboy with whom I have talked so much." "Thesefivedayspassed by so fast." "I willrememberthesedays lifelong." " Should I tell you?" " What?" "I likeyou very much." "You havechanged my life." "When areyou getting married to me?" "When areyou getting married to me?" "Whatareyou doing?" "I'm searchingfor a 'mangalsutra'." "Lfl had onerightnow and theauspiciousmusic too then I would have married you rightaway." "Rajeev, giveme ten minutes, I getmakesomething to eat." "No, don'tbother." "Itwon'ttakemuch time." "I'm nothungry." "Will you havesomedrink." "Thereisfresh juice." "I willneverforgetthisday." "I wantto tell you something now?" "No, I will tell you tomorrow." "I onceagain say itthat I willneverforgettoday'sday." "I'llleave." "'I'm getting outof control'" "'Fragranceisin my breath'" "'I am yearning'" "'Takemein yourarms'" "'Formy sake, don'tgo awayfrom me'" "'Thisdistancesays Comeclose to me'" "'Thedark cloudsispouring'" "'Letusgetdrenched in thisshoweroflove' 'my loose tresses you brush' '... with yourfingers'" "'Thisiswhatl desire'" "'In thewinternights, wewilllieclose to each other'" "'Aloneweshould be, no oneshould bein thishouse'" "'Come... '" "'All yourthings makemerestless'" "'Justonce, O'beloved Even iffalse, Loveme'" "'I haven'tforgotten thosebeautifulmeetings' 'making merestless Don'tavoid melike this'" "'Annoyed you won'tget with me' 'my beloved, promiseme this'" "'Withoutyou, itdifficultforme to live'" "See." "Whatdo you think?" "Likeit?" "Rajeev'smotherhassentthis forherto-bedaughter-in-law." "You arefeeling shy like asifl am notyourmother butyourmother-in-law." "Yourpapa isvery excited aboutthismarriage." "Heisalways talking about yourand Rajeev'smarriage." "Whatareyou mother and daughtergossiping about?" "Asif wehavecomehere from Delhi fora picnic." "Itis 11 O'clock." "Wehave to go to Rajeev'shouse." "Orelse I'llbein trouble." "Hurry up." "Don'tlisten to him, heisalways talking nonsense." "Havesomeshame in frontofReena." "No, wedon'twant to hearanything." "Tell us." "Alright, listen." "You know thatSubhash, meand maya studied in thesamecollege." "In thosedays, thisman wascrazy abouther." " Hecouldn'tsay hisfeelings." " You arecaught!" "I had to go to her with hismessage." "Hehad gone there asmy postman." "Butheconvey hisfeelings." "Hewasnotatfault." "I had taken theinitiative." "I couldn'thelp it." "I likehim from thefirstday of college." "WhereisRajeev?" "I'll callhim." "How areyou?" "Blessyou!" "Sitdown." "Even you look quitefit." "She took away allmy weight." "Reena, Rajeev cameonly yesterday." "Heonly made the programmeofmeeting you." "Hecalled ushere, and he isgoing to Delhi tomorrow." "Actually, I havebeen trying to contactyou sincepast5days." "Butjustcould notgetthrough." "Maybeyourphone wasnotworking." "You won'tbeable to talkhere." "Takeherout." " Let'sgo." " Go." "Good thatyou sentthem out." "Subhash, shall westart theirmarriagepreparations?" "Yes." "Of course." "Wewill do thewedding in mumbai." "All ofrelativesarehere." "How did helooklike?" "Whatisimportantis whathedid with me." "No." "Somedaysago, I mettwo boys named Vicky and madhav." " They asked meyourtelephone number." " Whatareyou saying!" "I gave, butby mistake." "I had no idea." "Buthow did they know that Rajeev wascomingfrom America?" "If welodgea complaint, they can bebehind bars." "Reena, don'tyou think weshould tell aboutthis to uncle?" "Whatwill I tellpapa?" "Thattheman I didn'teven know I wentroaming around thestreetsofmumbai with him?" "Ortellhim thatthe man I didn'teven know I spentfivedayswith him like I would spendfivemoments?" "Orfivelives?" "Reena, did hedo anything wrong with you?" "When theman himself waswrong, whatelsecan go wrong?" "Hehasbroken my heart, broken my trust." "Yourdestination hascome." "I am scared." "Whatdo you think?" "Will sheunderstand that I spokeliesonly to gether?" "To getherlove." "When you werenot afraid oftelling lies why areyou afraid of speaking the truth?" "Shewill surely understand." "Go." " Even you go." " Firstyou go." "Yes, I need it." "Why haveyou comehere?" "Reena hascome to know everything." "How could you do this?" "Don'tyoufeel ashamed?" "I wantto talk to Reena." "I don'twantto talk to anybody." "Comeon." "Reena, justlisten to me." "Who areyou?" "Do I know you?" "I don'twantto talk to you." "Go away!" "Reena, listen to me." "I am telling the truth." "I wasreally going to tell you the truth today." "Theonly thing is thatyou came to know before I could tell you." "Pleasedon'tcreateany new problem now." "Go from here." "Letmespeak." "Thisisan issue between meand Reena." "Whatdo you think of yourself?" "Shruti, call Ashok." "Thatisnotnecessary." "Listen." " Go from here." " No need to call anyone." "Whatis this?" "Who haveyou come to cheatagain today?" "Go awayfrom here!" "Go awayfrom here!" "Reena, ishe troubling you?" "Hey, what's thematter?" "Who areyou?" " Why haveyou comehere?" " Mind yourbusiness!" "You are telling me to go?" "!" "You go away!" "I said, mind yourbusiness!" "You!" "Leavehim, Ashok." "Go awayfrom herquietly." "Vnderstand?" "'How shall I tell you'" "'I wantto stay in yourheart'" "Atleasttry to understand hisfeelings." "Yourfeelingsarefeelings, and othersdon'thavefeelings!" "Didn'tl warn you notto call up Reena?" "Yetyou called her." "I know helied." "Look Shruti, wehave called you hereforhelp." "Pleasedon'trub salt in ourwounds." "I havecomehereonly becauseoffriendship." "Butnow Rajeev hascome from America." "Reena and Rajeev are in Delhi with theirparents." "And theirwedding date isalmostfixed." "And you arenow trying to explain yourself." "Whatdid you say?" "The marriagedatehasbeen fixed?" "How can thedatebefixed like that?" "Do you think sheshould haveconsulted you?" "No usescreaming on me." "You can changeyourname, butnotsomeone'sdestiny." "So pleasedon'tphoneme orReena on this topic." "Alright, henceforth, I will neither call you norReena." "Butyou willhave to convinceme thatReena doesn'tloveme." "You know hersincechildhood." "Butl know heronly sincefivedays." "Yetl can confidently say thatshelovesme." "You don'tbelieveme, right?" "Lookinto yourfriend'seyes and askheronce." "When angry, onecan changeone'sdecision butnotfeelings." "I had written thissong during my daysof college." "Thattimeitwas justa song butnow I haveunderstood to valueofthissong." "'My heart isin lovewith you'" "'Forthefirsttime'" "'I'm in lovewith you'" "'Even I havebecomea lover'" "'Forthefirsttime'" "'Restless I feel' 'my darling, tellmewhatshall I do'" "'Lostin thoughts, I am 'I'velostmy sleep'" "'I can'tstay awake norsleep' 'now separation I won'tbear... ' '... saysevery moment'" "'Wonder, why I feellike this'" "'Crazy aboutyou I am, O'darling'" "'You'vebecome a partofmy life'" "'Beautiful girl, quietly stealsmy heart'" "'my desireis to bein yourarms'" "'You should loveonly me my loveshould beso strong' 'lf you say with a smile, I'llbreak thesecustoms'" "'Even afterdeath, I willnotforgetyourpromise'" "'I havecomehere Onlyforyou'" "'Yourheartand soul isonlyforme'" "'Whata beautiful sight pleasantis theatmosphere'" "'Embraceme, O'beloved'" "Lovesyou trulyfrom theheart." "You aredefending him?" "No, Reena." "I had gone there to reply him." "Butl had no reply to the question which hewasasking." "What?" "Hesays that 'I will forgeteverything.'" "ButwillReena aboutable to forget?" "...me?" "My love?" "I think, hemay have chosen a wrong way buttheboy isnotwrong." "Come." "Atthewrong time, fora wrong reason, you raised hand." "Nexttime, you think several timesbefore raising yourhand on someonewho isalready hurt." "Listen to me, I wantto talk to you." "I don'twantto talk to you." "Pleasestop calling meup." "Reena, pleasedon'thang up." "Itsuseless to talk to thesegirls." "Weshould..." "Whatareyou looking at myfacefor?" "Pick up thephone." "I'llpick." "Don'tshout." "Tellmaddy, notto ring up hereagain and again." " Butyou didn'ttellhim that..." " It'sofno use." "And you peopleareno less." "You brokepoorAshok'shand." "After all you showed yourclass." "SeeShruti hestarted itfirst." "He tried to become a hero in frontof you." "Whateveritis." "See, Reena isgetting married in a few weeks." "Thatiswhy I reguest you people..." "If you peopleunderstand whatreguestmeans." "Henceforth, pleasedon't call up eitherReena orme." "Letherlivein peace." " Whatwasshesaying?" " Thesame thing thatReena had said." "Itsall over." "Yes, if shesaid itthat meansiseverything isover?" "Maddy, enough ofthisdrama." "Now keep thisShruti, Reena and papa all on oneside." "Ourmain Villain is thatguyfrom America." "You catch hold ofhim and try and explain to him thatthegirl'sis already involved with you." "So leave thisplaceand take thenextflightback to America." "Lfhelistens to you peacefully thatmeansheiswise." "Orelsefirstwe'llbreak the furniture, and then hislegs." "Hey!" "Whereis 210?" " Whom do you wantto meet?" " Moveaside!" "Listen!" "Who hascomefrom America?" "Mr. America, whereareyou?" "Comeout!" "Hey!" "Comeout." " Who areyou?" " Indian." " Why haveyou comehere?" " To marry yoursister." "Will you letme?" "Whatishisname?" " Rajeev." " So, you areRajeev?" "Oh, so you are theRajeev from America." "May you livelong!" "You area rich man." "Wow!" "Hey look, double-bed room attach toiletwith kitchen." "Shall we talkinsideorhere?" "Keep quiet." "You suffered a heartattack?" "Tellme!" "Why areyou looking there?" "Lookhere." "Whatisyourproblem?" "Didn'twedecide that wewill firstbreak all thefurniture and then hislegs?" "Mind blowing!" "Whatdo you want?" "Wewantto change heshapeof yourhouse." "I asked whatdo you want!" "Thisisenough!" "Now listen to me." "Reena malhotra, who you havecome to marry isyoursister-in-law." "Becauseheisyourbrother." "No, thereisno need to touch myfeetnow." "You won'tgetany blessingshere." "I had never expected thatwewillmeetagain." "Butnow thatwehavemet, letmenotwasteany time." "Thisisnota game weplayed in college." "I loveReena." "And shealso lovesme." "With yoursudden entry, thereisa slightconfusion." "Don'tthink thatsinceyou havea green card and dollars you willimpressher." "Thesensible thingforyou to do now would be to leave thisplace." "I will only say one thing." "Here, they come!" "Who were thesemen, Rajeev?" "Maddy, no onecan saveyou." "When God himself wantsyou dead, who can saveyou?" "Don'tcountmeamong thepopulation ofmumbai." "I will go and settlesomewhereelse." "I have two choices." "Mathura ormanetor." "Beseriousatleastsometimes." "Theway wehave threatened him think, hisrelativeswill go along with him to America." "Hewillnotstay here." " No." " Hey!" " Hewillnotgo anywhere." " Why?" "I know Sam very well." "Hewill firstgo and talk to Reena." "Everything dependson Reena now." "Yes, I know." " I know madhav Shastri very well." " Sincewhen?" "Hecame to my housefor a few daysasRajeev." "Justa second." "Hesaid hewasme?" "Thinking itwasyou, I spend some timewith him." "I talked to him." "Butwhen I came to know thatheislying..." "Hefirstcomes to yourhouse saying heisme." "And then, he threatensme in my house!" "Rajeev, I don'teven wantto hearhisname." "Say thatonceagain." "Hedoesnotmean anything to me." "Hewillnevertroubleyou hereafter." "Yes, that's theadvantage of a fasttrain." "Itnotonly stopsatevery station, butevery signal too." "Hey, smile." "How long will you beserious?" "Hey!" "Hi, Rajeev!" "So you areRajiv from America?" "Haveeverseen America even on themap?" "Stop!" "And you!" "Nasty fellow!" "Shortfellow!" "You areacting too smart theotherday, weren'tyou?" "Thatfirstyou break thefurniture, then my legs." "Justdare to enter thathouseagain." "Forgetentering it." "Even if you dream ofit I'll giveyou a good thrashing." "You!" "Comeon, speak to me!" "I wished to meetyou oncein my life." "I didn'tknow that itwould befulfilled so soon." "Butthis time, I am saying, no blood, no violence." "Because thisisnot somecollegegame." "Itismy life." "I willbeatyou whereithurtsmost." "Thisismy marriageinvitation." "You are thefirstperson I am giving theinvitation to." "I am yourbrother after all." "Don'tcome, even by mistake." "Any call forme?" "No, yourfriend iswaitingforyou." "Pleasego from here." "Reena, listen to me." "Don'tcreatea scenehere." "Pleaselisten to me, Reena." "Givemejustoneminute." "Okay, look, I will tell you the truth now." "I firstsaw you in Delhi and wentcrazy aboutyou." "Afterthatl saw in Rakesh'swedding." "And aftertwo weeks, when I saw you in mumbai I wasvery crazy." "I gotyourtelephonenumber from Shruti." "And I also came to know that someRajeev from America iscoming to meetyou." "So I decided to meetyou asRajeev." "Notto cheatyou ortroubleyou." "Only to getyou." "Look, itis true thatl came to meetyou asRajeev." "Butthosefivedays, I wasmyself." "I had decided thatl would tell you the truth when you begin to loveme." "And I had also come to tell you." "Theonly differenceis that you came to know itearlier." "Listen to me." "Hey!" "Whatis this?" "!" "Have I madeany seriousmistake?" "You werewith mefor5days." "Lfl wished, I could do anything to you in those5days." "And you also wouldn'tstop me." "Becauseeven you had begun to loveme." "Didn'tyou understand?" "I loveyou." "Justsay once thatyou loveme." "Whatdo you think of yourself?" "Theway you are talking to me now isyourtruecharacter." "Whatdid you say?" "In those5days, if you wish you could..." "And I wouldn'trefuse?" "Thisiswhatyou regret?" "Roaming in autorickshaw, beating, threatening people." "To misbehave." "Thisishow you are?" "Thatiswhy even yourthinking islike that." "Leavealonemeeting you, I don't even wantto seeyourface." "Hey!" "Whatis this?" "!" "Thatday, you weresaying thatyou lovemevery much." "Thatyou wantto marry me." "Whathappened suddenly today?" " Don'tyou lovemeany more?" " I don't." "Why?" "You lovehim?" "Yes, I lovehim." "Hold hislegs." " Don'tsparehim." " Scream now!" "Hold him." "Move." "You were trying to acttoo smartin frontofthegirls." "Wehad madeyou understand politely to go back to America." "Even then you did notheed." "Now you willlearn a lesson when you getgood thrashing." "Maddy, smash hisface." "Yes, maddy." "Thrash him." "We'vegothim today." "Don'tlethim go." " Smash hisface." " Thrash him." "Hewas trying to bea hero in frontofhisfriends." "Thrash him." "Don'tlethim go." "Beathim, maddy." " Whatareyou thinking?" " Beathim." "If you getrid ofhim, Reena willbeyours." "Whatareyou doing, maddy?" "Send him to thehospital." "Beathim!" "Run away." "You willlethim go?" "How you gonecrazy?" "Run away." "Whatareyou doing?" "You lost such a golden chance." "Why didn'tl beathim, huh?" "Becauseshedoesnotloveme." "Sheonly loveshim." "Don'ttalk aboutunderstanding." "Wecould havebeaten him." "Wecould'vehandled thematter." "Comeon, it'senough." "You all havesacrificed a lotforme." "I'vehad enough..." "Hey!" "Sorry." "Do you all agree with one thing thatyou all havemadea mistake?" "Wemadea very big mistake." "I tried to woo a girl by using someoneelse'sname." "Theresultis that the truth wasrevealed." "And whatwerewegoing to do today?" "Fourguyscaughta boy and I was trying to become a hero by beating him." "Let'sforgetall these things." "Let'sforgetthatgirl." "Let'shavebeer, play cricket, enjoy." "You owemeRs.1000which you had takelastmonth." "Whatdid you do?" "Spentit on thatgirl?" "Comeon, smile." "Let'shavea party." "Which oneismorenice?" "I likeboth." "When I haveconfusion, I closemy eyes." "I choosewhatever I see." "Let's try." "I closemy eyes, and I could only seeyou." "I likeyou." "Whataboutthisring?" "Lfl takeboth, I will geta discount." "I am thatcrazy man." "ABrahmin?" "!" "I wantto stay in herheart." "How long will you stand here?" "I waswaitingforVicky." "Hemustbeon hisway." "Vicky issitting downstairs sincepast45minutes." "Vicky said thatyou aregoing to San Francisco?" "You havegiven yourconsent?" "Yourtickethasalso arrived?" "Dad, I wasaboutto tell you." "Tillnow you said thatyou won't go anywhereleaving yourdad." "Becausedad isyourlifeline." "Now yourlifeline isgetting over, isit?" "Whatnonsenseareyou talking?" "Look, if you think thatby going faraway, you can forgetReena." "Then you arewrong." "Itisnothing like that." "Look, thatno connection between I going to San Francisco and thatgirl." "6000S a month, oneyearcontract." "I'll send you the ticket within onemonth." "And you arecoming there." "Lookinto my eyes." "Do you seeany pain?" "Do I seem sad?" "Then?" "Dad, you're..." "Comeon, let'sgo downstairs and pesterB.K." "I'm telling you." " How many times?" " 7-8 times." " How can..." " Yes." " Someonehascome to meetyou." " Who?" "no idea." "I'llbebackin a moment." "So you areRajeev from America?" "Yes." "Pleasecomeand beseated." "I am maddy'sfather." "Yes, tellme?" "I wantto talk to you aboutmaddy and Reena." "Tellme, what's thematter?" " Thatboth ofthem love each other." " Thisisuntrue." "I haveasked Reena." "Shehas told me thatshedoes notwantto keep any relation with yourson." "Sheisangry because maddy lied to you." "Buteven anger isan aspectoflove." "Love!" "Excuseme, butwhatdoes yourson know aboutlove?" "Theperson who never respected any girl now heis talking aboutlove?" "Heisdoing all this because I am involved." "Look, myfatherhas fixed thismarriage." "And weboth are very happy with thisdecision." "You arehappy, yourparentsarehappy." "Themarriageisfixed." "Buthasanyoneconsidered whetherReena ishappy with thismarriageornot?" "Itispossible thatReena mightgetmarried to you." "Butshewill only lovemy son." "Why do you wantto marry such a girl who inspiteofbeing yours, can neverbeyours?" "Thank youforthesympathy." "Butsaveit." "Yourson will need itaftermy marriage." "You know theway to theexit." " Listen." " Whatisit?" "Wewill go and abductReena." "Hermarriagewillnottakeplace tomorrow, thisismy guarantee." " Keep quiet." " Hey maddy!" "You wantto go tomorrow, don'tyou?" "Go today." "Butrememberthat you could neverforgether." "Norwill you beable to." "I won'tbeable to forgether?" "I will forgether." "I will forgether." "'True saysmy heart' 'nevergive yourheartto anybody'" "'Truesaysmy heart' 'nevergive yourheartto anybody'" "'Falseare Beloved'sallpromises'" "'Falseare thevowsoflove'" "'Every moment, theone I loved... '" "'Theone I worshiped'" "'Shebrokemy heart'" "'Sheleftmealone'" "'Very beautiful is thatgirl'" "'I wasintoxicated with herthoughts'" "'I gothigh withoutdrinking'" "'Oneday, I will forgether'" "'I will destroy hermemories'" "'I willnotlove thatstone-hearted'" "'Go and tellher'" "'Atmosphere werevery pleasant'" "'When I saw her, I wentcrazy... ' '... in justa moment'" "'Sheisin my heart' 'now I missherin my life'" "'Away sheis from my sight'" "'Why should I loveher'" "Theflightisat8." "I have to reach attheairportby 5.30." "Maddy, don'tgo." "Think onceagain." "I am going regarding work." "I will call all of you there." "'How shall I tell you'" "'I wantto stay in yourheart'" "I am used to seeing you win." "Thatiswhy I cannotbear yourdefeat." "Struggleis importantin life." "Victory and defeat area partofthegame." "I hearthattheairhostesses ofSan Francisco Flight arevery beautiful." "'How shall I tell you'" "So what?" "Wearefrom theboy'sside." "Putyourhandforward." "Child, you too." "Son, stand up." "Child, now complete the third round." "Child, this..." "Justa minute." "Beforegoing ahead, I want to talk to Reena fora minute." "What'swrong with him?" "Today isourwedding." "Butyourfacedoesnot seem likea bride." "In a wedding, peoplehold hands to be togetherforlife." "Butonly I was holding yourhand." "Yourmind wasn'tpresentthere." "I alwaysbelieved thatthis marriageis taking place with yourconsent." "Butnow I feel thatl waswrong." "I havecomeherefrom America only to marry you." "I haveseen so many dreams aboutyou." "I wantto spend allmy lifewith you." "Thatiswhy itisvery important to know whether you areegually happy with themarriageasmuch as I am." "Tellme." "Say something." "Alright." "Let'sdo ityourway." "Remember, onceyou had told me thatwhenever you getconfused you closeyoureyesand choosewhatever comesbeforeyou?" "Today, onceagain closeyoureyes and tellme who comesin frontof you." "I ormaddy." "No, Rajeev." "Reena, you will have to do this today." " Closeyoureyes." " No." " Thisis thequestion of ourlives." " No, Rajeev." "Closeyoureyes and tellmewho isit." "Meormaddy?" "Now I don'twantto take any decision ofmy life by closing my eyes." "WhereisRajeev?" "Rajeev, iseverythingfine?" "Why isshecrying?" " Shall I talk to her?" " No, uncle." "There'sno need." "Now everything isfine." "You aregoing to San Francisco?" "Did you geta sweeper'sjob?" "Orareyou going outofmyfear?" "Whatdo you say, maddy?" "Shall wedo itonceagain?" "Forthatlasttime." "Shall we?" "You orme?" "No, Sam." "I spareyou today." "I am getting late." "I'm going." "Yes, go." "Butremember thatthegameisnotoveryet." "I'veyetto play my lastmove." "I havecompleted the marriageritualswith Reena." "I have tied the 'mangalsutra' around herneck." "I haveapplied vermilion in herforehead." "You aregoing." "Butyou will never come to know whereReena is." "Thisismy lastmove." "Maddy, why areyou listening to him?" "Givehim a punch." "No, onesecond." "Whatnonsensewashe talking and you were tolerating him." "How did you dare to leave such a beautiful girl?" "Thatday on theparking lot you could have thrashed me if you wish." "And today, I could break yourheartifl wished by marrying Reena." "Butl did notdo so." "I did notmarry Reena." "You know why?" "Shelovesyou." "You defeated me byfivedays." "Reena isyours." "I alwayswantboth of you to behappy." "Wecan'tbefriends." "Go." "You arenotmy type." "Buteven then I am crazy aboutyou." "You arevery ill-mannered." "Buteven then youracts makemelaugh." "I hateyou because even afterdoing all this you weresure thatyou will getme." "Butwhen I closed my eyes... my nameismaddy, notAmerica." "I loveyou." "Will you marry mesomeday?"