"Bom dia, Douglas." "Onde vai,relâmpago lubrificado?" "Isto chama-se estilo." "O diretor do centro de dia disse, que era importante que mantessemos uma certa imagem." "Bem, se está a tentar ter o aspecto do "Stuart Little", acertou em cheio." "Não vou deixar que os teus insultos me afectem, Douglas," "Porque reservei uma das maiores cantoras de todos os tempos." "Ava St.Clair." "Quem?" "Ava St. Clair," "A mais nova das irmãs St. Clairs!" "Oh, a mais nova, sim, nunca ouvi falar dela." "Claro que ouviste." "Lembraste do grande êxito dela?" ""A minha loja de doces fechou e é assim que vai ser"" "Nada." "Hermione Gingold fez uma versão de paródia hilariante!" "Ok, páre de dizer nomes que eu nunca ouvi, e não usa as pastilhas para o hálito que lhe dei, pois não?" "Deacon, qual a primeira coisa em que pensas quando digo, "Lambe o meu Chupa"? Não." "Ei, trouxe-te o correio." "Obrigado." "Que raio é isto?" ""Vimos informá-lo" ""que o seu apartamento nas Torres Stuyvesant" ""ficou disponivel." "Tem 30 dias a partir desta data para responder."" "Vão mudar-se para Manhattan?" "Não." "Oh, meu Deus." "Isto é de quando, nos casamos." "Sim, é um T1, a lavandaria é na cave, e têm direito a empregado de limpeza." "Deixem-me só atender." "Estejam á vontade." "Daqui é o Burt." "Não é porreira?" "E acho que tem um controlo de renda, por isso conseguimos pagá-la." "Sim, é só um pouco pequena, não é?" "Sim, claro que é." "Estamos em Manhattan." "Mas sabes que mais?" "Estamos mesmo em frente ao parque." "e disseste que querias começar a treinar para a tua maratona, certo?" "Sim, é daqui a 3 semanas, e não quero começar o treino cedo demais." "Sabes o que fazem também no parque?" "O Festival de Shakespeare." "Quer dizer, podlas vê-lo da janela!" "Carrie, tu conheces-me, adoro o Shakespeare, mas não era mais prático arranjar uma casa em Queens?" "Assim tinhamos uma casa, ter um jardim." "Tu sabes, estariamos perto dos amigos." "Podiamos ter um cão, de meia cauda." "Sempre tive pena deles." "Anda, vamos ver o quarto." "Meu, ela quer mesmo viver na cidade." "Bem, tenho de lhe dizer que este apartamento está alugado, e a lista de espera para este prédio é enorme." "Quanto tempo?" "Acredite ou não, pode ser 5 a 10 anos." "Quem sabe?" "A sério?" "Então queres mesmo isto?" "Sim, foi sempre o meu sonho." "Bem, então vamos a isso." "A sério?" "Fazias isso por mim?" "Carrie, és minha mulher." "O que significa que o teu sonho é o meu sonho." "Omeupaiestava errado em relação a ti." "Então, basicamente, mentiste á pessoa que mais amas." "e fui recompensado." "Fomos ao KFC nessa noite." "Deus, é a Carrie." "É melhor ela não ver isto." "Porquê?" "Porque nunca ultrapassou muito bem isto de Manhattan e não quero que ela reviva isto tudo." "Bem, como consegues fazê-lo?" "É um T1 e tens o Artur." "Oh, meu Deus, tens razão." "Esqueci-me do velho maluco." "Sabes que mais?" "Aposto que posso usar isto, ganharum crédito extra, e talvez uma viagem ao KFC." "Foste buscar o correio." "Sim." "Sim, é só contas, contas, contas, percebes?" "O que é isto?" "Torres Stuyvesant?" "Oh, meu Deus, Carrie, lembraste do apartamento na cidade em que nos inscrevemos há anos? Bem, está disponivel." "Meu..." "O quê?" "Sim." "Oh, meu Deus, tinha-me esquecido disto." "Sim, eu também." "Não te queres mudar agora para a cidade, pois não?" "Não sei, é o teu sonho, certo?" "Sim." "Bem, como há 10 anos atrás eu disse, qualquer que seja o teu sonho, é também o meu sonho." "Fazias isto?" "Olha, Se adoro morar em Queens?" "Sim." "Se te amo mais a ti?" "Podes crer." "Então, vou telefonar-lhes agora e reservá-lo, ok?" "Não consigo pensar em nenhuma razão para não o fazer." "Tu consegues?" "Não!" "Ok, vamos a isto!" "Espero por ti no carro." "Deixa ver isso." "Só quero ter a certeza de que não te esqueces de nada, alguma coisa ou alguém." "Oh, o meu pai." "Não podemos fazer isto." "É um T1." "Deus, que mau." "Bem, foi excitante durante 2 segundos." "Muito bem, depois telefono-lhes e digo-lhes para nos tirar da lista." "Desculpa, amor." "Não faz mal, tentaste." "Tentei mesmo." "Sabes que mais?" "Hoje, vamos comer comida de conforto." "Sim!" "Traz sushi." "Desculpe incomodar, Menina St. Clair, só quero que saiba que estamos com uns minutos de atraso." "Nada de grave." "O nosso homem do som está com dores no peito." "Bem, não importa." "Não vou cantar." "O quê?" "Mas temos uma casa cheia." "Mandem-nos para casa." "Ninguém quer ver uma horrivel e velha diva." "Não é horrivel, é a Ava St. Clair!" "Não." "Sou a Esther Levine de Brooklyn." "Não sei." "Quem estou eu a enganar?" "Devia ter-me reformado há anos atrás, quando ainda onseguia cantar alguma coisa." "E porque que é que não casei com o Vic Damone quando pude?" "Menina St. Clair, posso contar-lhe uma história?" "Não quero saber." "Estavamos em 1962, e o meu negócio das borrachas tinha ido abaixo." "As canetas tinham aparecido." "Estava falido, a minha noiva deixou-me, não queria viver mais." "Bem, ainda cá está, o que aconteceu?" "Estava no "Horn e Hardart´s", a tomar um carioca de limão." "De repente uma música surgiu na rádio." "Deu-me a força para continuar." "O quê, a minha música salvou-lhe a vida?" "Sim, e também percebi que não podia pôr fim á minha vida mesmo que quisesse, porque sou bastante cobarde." "Sponer, a banca está a ficar sem pudim." "Estamos a 5 minutos de isto se tornar um deserto." "Bem, prepare a banda!" "Ava St. Clair está na casa!" "Uou!" "Sim!" "Não podes parar-me," "YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN ME!" "19-ZIP." "Y" " YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU-YOU AND DEACON VERSUS US ISN'T FAIR, MAN." "YOU DIDN'T HEAR US CRYING WHEN YOU KICKED OUR ASS AT PICTIONARY." "ALL RIGHT, WELL," "AT LEAST GIVE US AN ASTHMA BREAK." "YOU GOT 40 SECONDS." "SO, WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT WHOLE, UH, APARTMENT THING?" "OH, IT'S DEAD." "THANKS TO ARTHUR, I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE IN QUEENS." "WHAT?" "CARRIE WANTS TO MOVE?" "YEAH." "I GOT THE SAME PROBLEM WITH PUDGY." "OK, WOULD SOMEONE TELL LORD DIPWAD" "THAT BUYING A HOUSE" "IS A SOUND FINANCIAL INVESTMENT?" "Y" " YOU PAY RENT, YOU'RE JUST THROWING MONEY DOWN A RAT HOLE." "YEAH, W-WELL, SO IS SPENDING $1,000 ON MASSAGE SCHOOL." "OH, WELL, I DIDN'T HEAR YOUR FEET COMPLAINING LAST NIGHT." "THANK YOU!" "OH, I THINK THEY LIKED ME," "THEY REALLY LIKED ME." "LIKED YOU?" "IF THEY HAD THEIR TEETH IN, THEY'D EAT YOU ALIVE." "OH, AND ARTHUR, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU." "I MEAN IT." "YOU WERE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS." "IMAGINE THAT." "I'M AVA ST." "CLAIR'S WIND." "YOU KNOW, ARTHUR, I'VE BEEN LOOKING" "FOR SOMEBODY TO, UH, HELP ME WITH THE REST OF MY TOUR." "WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED?" "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" "OH, OBVIOUSLY I WOULD PAY YOU." "NONSENSE!" "WORKING WITH AVA ST." "CLAIR WOULD BE PAYMENT ENOUGH." "OH, WONDERFUL." "OF COURSE, I'D EXPECT YOU TO COVER MY TRAVEL EXPENSES." "ABSOLUTELY." "AND I'D NEED A NEW SUIT" "AND SOME WALKING-AROUND MONEY." "ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO JUST PAY YOU?" "I WILL NOT TAKE A DIME!" "OW!" "CRAP." "HEY, DAD, DINNER'S READY." "THAT'LL HAVE TO WAIT." "I'VE GOT BIG NEWS." "IF THIS IS AN ECZEMA UPDATE," "OK, I'M STILL REELING FROM LAST WEEK." "NO, NO." "I'M GETTING MARRIED." "WHAT?" "TO WHO?" "MISS AVA ST." "CLAIR." "AFTER HER TOUR, WE'RE GETTING HITCHED IN TAHOE" "AND SETTLING IN HER HOUSE IN ROCKLAND COUNTY." "OK, DAD." "YOU'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED." "LOOK," "I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE THREATENED BY" "ANOTHER WOMAN IN MY LIFE." "OK, SO, HERE'S WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO." "I NEED YOU TO TAKE A COUPLE OF YOUR BLUE PILLS," "GO DOWNSTAIRS, AND HAVE YOURSELF A NICE LONG NAP," "AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, OK?" "I'M A GROWN MAN!" "STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD!" "WELL, STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD, OK?" "THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU GET MARRIED TO SOMEBODY YOU JUST MET." "I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE." "UNLESS..." "YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKE HER." "WE CAN DO IT!" "HUH?" "WE CAN MOVE TO THE CITY!" "WHAT ABOUT ARTHUR?" "REMEMBER HIM?" "OLD GUY, SMELLS LIKE CHEESE, EVEN WHEN HE HASN'T HAD ANY." "HE'S GETTING MARRIED." "TO WHO?" "TO THAT WOMAN WHO SINGS" "THAT STUPID LOLLIPOP SONG." "SHE HAS A BIG HOUSE, AND SHE'S LETTING HIM MOVE IN WITH HER." "I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S LIKE FATE!" "CARRIE, WAIT." "HE'S DONE THIS, LIKE, A MILLION TIMES BEFORE," "HE MOVES OUT AND THEN HE COMES RIGHT BACK HERE." "HE'S LIKE AN OLD, WRINKLY BOOMERANG." "NO, IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME, I KNOW IT." "OH, WHY?" "BECAUSE HE'S MARRYING A COMPLETE STRANGER?" "D" " DO YOU EVEN KNOW HER NAME?" "OF COURSE I KNOW HER NAME." "IT'S AVA..." "AVA SOMETHING." "OH, THAT'S GOOD DAUGHTERING RIGHT THERE," "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER LAST NAME." "I KNOW WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE." "SPOONER." "HA, COME ON, GIVE ME SOME KNUCKLES ON THAT ONE, BUDDY!" "WOULD YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF?" "OK, LOOK, DOUG, I TALKED TO HER ON THE PHONE," "AND SHE SOUNDS LIKE A VERY NICE WOMAN." "YOU KNOW, SHE WAS ON MERV GRIFFIN 53 TIMES?" "NOW, DO YOU THINK HE'D HAVE SOMEBODY ON THE SHOW THAT MANY TIMES" "IF THEY WERE A BAD PERSON?" "NO." "NO, BABY." "COME ON, I KNOW YOU LOVE LIVING IN QUEENS," "BUT YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THE CITY." "IT'S LIKE A NEW ADVENTURE FOR US." "AND GUESS WHAT?" "WITH THE MONEY WE MAKE ON SELLING THIS HOUSE," "YOU CAN FINALLY GET YOUR GO-KART." "IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER!" "OH, I'M GETTING THAT GO-KART," "BUT WE'RE NOT MOVING ANYWHERE." "MAY I HELP YOU?" "YES, I'M, UH, HERE TO SEE ARTHUR SPOONER." "OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, MARTA," "HE'S MY SON-IN-LAW." "OH, AND, MARTA, COULD YOU HAVE NILS BRING THE CAR AROUND?" "I HAVE A YEN FOR FROZEN YOGURT." "SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU BY?" "HUH, IT'S JUST, EVERYTHING HAPPENED SORT OF FAST," "AND I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE OK HERE." "YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU HAD IT PRETTY GOOD BACK AT OUR HOUSE." "I LIVED IN A COLD, WET BASEMENT." "YEAH, BUT WE GOT YOU THAT SPACE HEATER." "WHICH CAUGHT FIRE." "YEAH," "BECAUSE YOU DRIED YOUR SOCKS ON IT!" "BECAUSE THEY WERE WET FROM THE BASEMENT!" "OK!" "WE CAN GO ROUND AND ROUND ABOUT THIS." "ALL RIGHT, THE POINT IS PACK YOUR THINGS." "YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME." "LET'S GO." "DOUGLAS, I'M LIVING THE LIFE OF RILEY HERE." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "YOU WANT THE TRUTH?" "THE TRUTH IS..." "WELL, I MISS YOU." "REALLY?" "I HAD NO IDEA YOU FELT THAT WAY." "IT'S BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE" "WHO KEEPS THEIR FEELINGS BOTTLED UP." "BUT I CAN'T HIDE IT ANYMORE," "I" " I NEED MY YAHTZEE BUDDY." "BUT THE LAST TIME WE PLAYED, YOU SHOVED THE DICE IN MY MOUTH." "SOMETIMES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" "I GOTTA HURT YOU." "WELL, I'M STAYING HERE." "BUT I'LL TRY AND CARVE OUT SOME TIME FOR YOU ON WEEKENDS." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, ARTHUR." "I WANT YOU TO GET YOUR STUFF NOW." "YOU'RE COMING HOME." "I'M AFRAID THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING." "OH, I'M AFRAID IT WILL." "OH, I THINK NOT!" "ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME, ARTHUR." "ALL RIGHT, FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS," "I'VE HAD TO WATCH YOU CHEW YOUR FOOD" "WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN" "AND CUT YOUR TOENAILS ON MY BED." "ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN FINALLY DO SOME GOOD FOR ME." "SO, YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME." "YOU KNOW, WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY..." "OR WE CAN DO THIS THE HARD WAY." "OK, WHAT'S THAT BUTTON?" "JUST LETTING THE NYACK POLICE KNOW" "THAT A BIG-BONED INTRUDER IS IN MY HOUSE." "HEY, HEY, GUYS," "WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE AN OPEN HOUSE," "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SCOOT." "REALLY?" "'CAUSE WE HAD NO IDEA." "YEAH, THAT'S FUNNY." "I MEAN, BECAUSE WE WERE ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT BUYING A HOUSE." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "I MEAN, IT'D HAVE TO BE A REALLY GREAT DEAL" "BECAUSE WE DON'T REALLY LOVE THE PLACE." "I MEAN, WE LIKE IT LIKE IT," "WE JUST DON'T LOVE IT LOVE IT." "WELL, I WOULD WANT YOU TO BUY ANYTHING YOU DIDN'T LOVE." "SO, LET'S GO." "WAIT, C-CAN WE AT LEAST LOOK AROUND?" "OK, FINE." "BUT DON'T DO ANYTHING WEIRD." "ISN'T LIVING IN THE CITY DELIGHTFUL?" "AND OUR FIRST COCKTAIL PARTY, IT'S A HIT." "OK, I'M GOING TO NEED ABOUT 500 MORE OF THESE." "SO, WHEN I FOUND OUT IVANA WAS HAVING" "HER FUNDRAISER FOR THE HOSPITAL ON FRIDAY," "I MOVED MY AUCTION FOR THE HOMELESS TO THURSDAY." "WELL PLAYED, CARRIE." "DOUG, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "HI, I'M TUCKER CARLSON." "I LIVE RIGHT ACROSS THE HALL." "IF YOU EVER WANT TO SWING BY AND TALK POLITICS," "DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN." "NO!" "DOUG, COME ON, GET UP." "HMM?" "COME ON, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE" "COMING THROUGH HERE ANY MINUTE, HON." "FOR WHAT?" "FOR THE OPEN HOUSE!" "CARRIE, LISTEN, I REALLY THINK" "OH, AND LOOK WHAT I GOT." "KEYS?" "TO OUR APARTMENT IN THE CITY." "I" " I DON'T WANT TO DO IT!" "WHAT?" "I DON'T WANT TO MOVE." "DOUG, WHAT ARE" " YOU SAID YOU WERE OK WITH THIS," "THAT MY DREAM WAS YOUR DREAM." "YEAH, I ONLY SAID THAT" "BECAUSE I KNEW WE COULDN'T DO IT" "BECAUSE OF YOUR FATHER." "OH, GOD." "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS!" "LOOK, CARRIE, IF I HAD A MAGIC CARPET I'D GO BACK IN TIME" "AND I'D DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY, BUT I DON'T!" "OK, MAGIC CARPETS DON'T GO BACK IN TIME." "YES, THEY DO." "NO, THEY DON'T." "THEY TAKE YOU FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER, MAGICALLY," "BUT THEY DON'T GO BACK IN TIME." "FINE, FINE, THEN I WOULD GO IN A TIME MACHINE," "THEY GO BACK IN TIME, DON'T THEY?" "YEAH" "YEAH, I GUESS THEY DO," "AND IF I HAD ONE I WOULD GO BACK BEFORE I EVEN MET YOU." "HELLO!" "THIS IS THE MASTER." "YOU CAN SEE THAT THERE'S LOTS OF CLOSET SPACE." "IS THERE COPPER PLUMBING?" "NO, IT'S RUSTY LEAD." "NOW, BEAT IT." "BEAT IT!" "LOOK, DOUG," "I" " I UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T WANT TO MOVE TO THE CITY," "AND I KNOW WHY YOU LIED TO ME," "BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME." "AND IF THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU DREAMED OF YOUR WHOLE LIFE," "AND I COULD GIVE IT TO YOU, I WOULD." "THAT'S PERFECT, CARRIE." "BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT MY DREAM IS?" "TO LIVE IN A HOUSE WITHOUT AN OLD MAN LIVING IN THE BASEMENT." "LET'S START THERE." "WHAT DO YOU SAY, DREAM WEAVER?" "HUH?" "OH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "OH, OK." "CARRIE, I UNDERSTAND, OK, I GET IT, YOU'RE MAD." "ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FAKE PACK." "EXCUSE ME." "WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THE CITY, ANYWAY?" "YOU KNOW, IT'S CROWDED, IT'S POLLUTED," "AND ACCORDING TO THE PLANET OF THE APES," "IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THERE VERY LONG, ALL RIGHT?" "SO, WHAT IS THAT?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "YOU-YOU LEAVING ME?" "NO, DOUG, I AM MOVING TO OUR APARTMENT IN THE CITY," "AND I HOPE YOU JOIN ME." "WELL, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, OK?" "IN FACT, I DON'T THINK I'M EVER LEAVING THIS BEDROOM." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "GO." "I'M GLAD YOU'RE LEAVING." "GOOD, I'M GOING." "GOOD." "GOOD!" "UH, CARRIE?" "WHAT?" "UMM..." "COULD OUR INSPECTOR COME BY TOMORROW?" "WE'RE NOT SELLING!" "YES, WE ARE." "AT THIS POINT, I'D FRIGGIN' GIVE THE HOUSE AWAY." "FINE, GO TO YOUR FANCY MANHATTAN." "YOU KNOW, AND I'LL BE HERE, KEEPING IT REAL." "SHE'LL BE BACK IN 5-4-3-2..."