"♪" "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!" "Kitty." "Where are you?" "Kitty." "Kitty!" "Kitty!" "Kitty?" "Oh!" "Kitty!" "I can hear you under there, you little rascal." "Come on." "Aah!" "Ah." "There you are." "Wait, if you're there, then what -- oh, man!" "Oh, no!" "Help me!" "No!" "Aah!" "I had a really weird dream last night." "I asked penny to marry me, and she said," ""aah!" "Oh, man!" "Oh, no!" "Help me!" "No!" "Aah!" "Aaaah!"" "I took it as a yes." "Weinterruptthiscartoon withsomebreakingnews." "Elmorepoliceareinvestigating thedisappearance ofa numberof localcitizens." "Who'stoblame?" "Feralteenagers?" "Foreigners?" "TheInternet?" "Wedon'thave alltheevidence, butit'snevertoo early fora verdict, sowesayyes !" "Yes!" "Andyes!" "Hereisone oftheallegedvictims." "Ahh, it's okay." "We don't know him." "Thisphoto isseveralyearsold , butthisis whathemaylook likenow." "It's the guy next door!" "Oh, how could this have happened to you, dear Mr..." "Purply." "Antler." "Guy -- i have no idea what he's called." "Me neither." "And to think we live right next door to him." "We've got to help find him!" "Yes!" "Because we refuse to let you go without a fight, oh, dear Mr." "Sorry." "I thought it would come." "We might need this." "You don't just disappear like that without leaving some kind of evidence." "Hmm." "There must be something." "Aha!" "And that is why I'm not a cat person." "Uh..." "What?" "Oh, nothing." "Oh." "Wait up." "Uh, you might want to take a look at this." "Hmm..." "I'm not exactly sure, but I'm certain I've seen something like it in this book." "It's an egg, so it's obviously not mammalian." "From its leathery surface, i rule out avian." "Aha!" "Then it must be reptilian." "But let's not get ahead of ourselves here." "I need to study the cold-blooded facts." "Get it?" "Cold-blooded?" "Reptile." "Didn't you want to hear what she thought?" "Nah, she lost me at "book."" "Let's just keep looking for clues." "Maybe this obvious trail of shredded clothing is a clue." "Nah." "If it was, it'd be more dramatic than that." "Okay!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "It's a clue!" "It's a clue!" "Thenumber ofmysteriousdisappearances continuestorise." "Elmorepolicehavemade thefollowingstatement." "Wearedoingeverything inourpower tofindthemissingcitizen, leavingnostoneunturned." "Wait -- these shredded clothes lead right back to our own house?" "This can only mean one thing." "Whoever is in there is naked." "Okay -- reptiles." "It's got to be in here somewhere." "Snake?" "No." "Crocodile?" "No." "Banker?" "No." "Oh, what could it be?" "The trionyx." "An aggressive predator from the nile river." "Hey, that's the same asourturtle." ""Eggs will only hatch in a warm environment."" "Aah!" "Ow!" "Anais!" "Hold on!" "Hey!" "You!" "Say hello to my little friend..." "Darwin." "Aah!" "Gumball, distract it!" "Uh, uh, uh..." "Whatwasthat thing?" "That was our evil turtle's baby." "Which means our evil turtle was a girl." "And she wasn't really evil." "She was just pregnant." "And i think she -- Wait." "One more shocking revelation and we might explode." "Please continue." "She must have escaped." "But how?" "We blocked the top of the tank." "She must've chewed her way down." "I..." "Think we have a little problem." "I think it's abigone." "It says in this book it'll grow according to how much food is available, so imagine what she could become in an American suburb." "Supersized." "Breakingnews--  themonsterhasbeencaught oncameraeating anoldmanwalkinghisdog." "Mom, dad!" "Shh!" "Kids, please." "No!" "No!" "Please,no!" "Elmorenews--  doyouhaveany comment?" "Oh, my gosh." "I know." "Our turtle is famous!" "...Fullrecovery." "Unfortunatelyforoursponsors, theturtle'snowbeencaptured byelmorepestcontrol." "How has this happened?" "She escaped to make a nest to lay her eggs." "She must've been pregnant when dad bought her." "Who's to say this pregnant turtle is a "her"?" "We need to find that nest." "Theonlytracesofthevictims areshreddedpieces oftheirclothing." "What do you see?" "Aah!" "The light!" "The light!" "No, don't go into the light." "Stay with us." "Stay with us." "No, i meant the flashlight." "You're shining it in my eyes." "Oh." "Sorry." "Why did the turtle bring you here?" "For food." "We got to get out of here -- now!" "Hurry!" "They're coming!" "Aah!" "Not again." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Aah!" "Huh?" "Aah!" "♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪" "♪ la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪" "La, la, laaaaaaah!" "What do you want?" "!" "Eh..." "Ehh..." "Peaches?" "No?" "Hot dogs?" "No?" "Yes!" "Turtle food!" "Aaaaaaah!" "But you didn't want the hot dog!" "Get away from my kids, you little -- uh..." "Uh..." "Aaaah!" "Breakingnews." "Foreignkillerturtles areswarmingelmore." "Aretheyheretoeatyou or,worse,takeyourjob?" "Elmorenewswillcover theseterribleevents untilwefind somethingworseto exaggerate." "Aah!" "Oh, no!" "No!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Keep rolling!" "Keep rolling!" "Why are they so evil?" "!" "Well, in the wild, they follow their mother back to the river." "Without her, they're taking over any territory they can." "Then there's only one solution -- we welcome our new rulers, put on loincloths, and surrender as their slaves." "She meant we need to find their mother." "Well, it's still a democracy for now, so who votes for my idea?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Explain that again." "The babies will follow her to the river, and the town will be saved." "You make a lot of sense, young lady." "That's the only sense -- wha-- what?" "!" "He agreed with us!" "He did?" "Oh, well." "Force of habit." "Usually people just say no to us." "Get away!" "Get away!" "Get away!" "Margaret!" "It's working." "It's working!" "It's working too well!" "It's working too well!" "They're chewing through the tires!" "Why don't you drive faster?" "!" "Why didn't you buy a puppy?" "!" "Yes!" "The river!" "Aah!" "Daah!" "They've eaten the brakes?" "!" "We're gonna have to jump!" "I'm sorry we never understood you." "Goodbye, evil turtle." "Jump!" "See?" "She was never evil." "She was just looking after her babies." "Eh, maybe it was both."