"These last two weeks..., ...since we met at the Louvres, have gone by so quickly." "For me too, Francois." "I want no secret between us." "Nor I." "You have something to tell me?" "Something... that could put both our lives in jeopardy." "A yellow rose!" "The calling card of..." "...the Chartreuse Fox." "You... are that infamous traitor?" "I prefer the term..." ""patriot"." "Attention!" "Halt!" "Why are we stopping, Claude?" "It's the police, mademoiselle." "Was it a mistake to tell you?" "You, in the carriage, step out now!" "I command it!" "Lady Duvall." "Capitain Gerard." "Why was I stopped?" "My apologies." "I did not recognize your coach." "We are seeking..." "the Chartreuse Fox." "Are you travelling alone?" "I am with... my father." "But he is not well." "What is wrong with him?" "I..." "I don't know." "Consumption?" "Perhaps... the plague!" "Would you like to see him?" "Papa!" "No, no, no, no." "That is not necessary." "Please... proceed." "Tell me, dear Fox..., ...why do you risk your life for peasants too stupid and lazy to fend for themselves, huh?" "I believe... in every man's heart, there is a hero." "But not... a peasant." "Even a peasant heart can be noble!" "They wait for just one as that Chartreuse Fox..., ...to rouse the hero from within!" "You could do that?" "Turn a lowly peasant into a hero?" "Given the resources, yes." "Even for a man as daring and heroic as yourself..., ...that would be quite a feat, no?" "Are you challenging me, ma cherie?" "It would make an interesting wager, oui." "Oh!" "And what would we bet?" "I believe you have seen my collateral." "Now what?" "What is it this time?" "The man is hurt, monsieur!" "Please!" "Help me." "Help me." "Monsieur." "Merci beaucoups most kind!" "Merci." "What do you want?" "I am Jean Pierre..., ...highwayman..." "extraordinaire!" "Give me... your money!" "Oh." "Merci." "You have rescued us." "I am Robert, also highwayman extraordinaire." "Give moi!" "... your money." "Idiot!" "What..." "What?" "!" "What are you trying to do?" "What?" "!" "You almost killed me!" "Killed me!" "All right then!" "Hey!" "What?" "Hey!" "Ok!" "Now then!" "Can you give me any raison I should not run you through on the spot?" "I... can not think of one." "No." "Ok!" "Francois!" "This... is the perfect opportunity." "Quoi?" "Our bet." "Peasants into heroes." "You're right." "They are perfect!" "I will turn them into heroes!" "Or they will die trying." "Jean Pierre." "This is the history of a time long ago, a time of myth and legend, when the ancient gods were petty and cruel and they plagued mankind with suffering." "Only one man dared to challenge their power:" "Hercules." "Hercules possessed a strength the world had never seen, a strength surpassed only by the power of his heart." "He journeyed the Earth battling the minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera, the all-powerful queen of the gods." "But wherever there was evil, wherever an innocent would suffer, there would be..." "Hercules!" "Bon." "Now just listen to me!" "Then, if you're not convinced, I pay for your time..., ...and you'll be free to go." "Pay us?" "Ah, oui!" "I have sold all my worldly possessions to support the cause." "What cause?" "We get into that later." "This... is all I have left." "You look as if you are flat broke." "Oh, this chateau belong to my cousin." "I am just... visiting." "It can not hurt to listen, Jean Pierre." "What?" "I said it can't hurt to listen." "That's the spirit!" "Tell me, what do you know of the ancient greeks?" "They liked... olives?" "They are... all dead." "Oh!" "They were very..." "progressive." "Let me tell you about them." "They were a noble society with lofty ideals and a dedication to mankind's higher self." "Oh, yes, there was, of course, that." "But I am talking about different Ancient Greece!" "I am talking of a place that saw a champion of the common man emerge as the hero of his time..., ...and that hero was..." "Hercule!" "Who?" "Who are you, anyway?" "Hercules." "Hercules?" "Now, wait a minute." "Hercules...?" "You're Hercules?" "Hercule possessed towering strength and compassion." "He never ignored a cry for help." "Yo!" "Hey, I'm one of the good guys!" "You are?" "I'm Himner, of Cernea." "I've come to ask your help." "Are you Hercules?" "A hundred of us were sent to find you." "Bring him water." "You're safe here." "Where are the rest?" "Dead." "All dead." "The people had a friend to turn to in times of need." "A warlord named Attilus..." "has captured our village on the other side of the valley!" "We need your help!" "No!" "We'll spill no more blood!" "A friend who solved problems, not with brute force..., ...but with tact and diplomacy." "Freedom is more precious than revenge." "And you will set them free, won't you?" "Sure." "Go on, finish it." "Prove you're the greatest warrior." "Killing... isn't the only way of proving you're a warrior, Xena." "And I think you know that." "You may have been my mentor, but no one ever had a better father." "It was my pleasure." "Guards!" "Keep those buckets coming!" "In the face of danger, he was there, never surrendering hope." "Quickly!" "Hurry back!" "At times like these, when no common man could get the job done..., ...it was Hercule to the rescue!" "Come on!" "Get out!" "Get back!" "Come on!" "Get back!" "Get back!" "Come on!" "Hercules, we owe you a debt of gratitude, that can never be repaid." "Hercules?" "I had you wrong." "You are a living legend." "And a hero in the true sense of the word." "I just try to help people the best I can." "To heroes!" "To heroes!" "His life was a testament to bravery and honor." "Hercule was a hero for the common man." "He gave hope and promise." "I had no idea he was so..." "impressive." "To free the downtrodden of France, we must all become the heroes!" "You're not listening!" "You are foolish and lazy." "You stink." "Not worth trying to save." "Allow me to show you what makes them this way, ma cherie." "I think you will see they are good." "Gentlemen!" "Are you hungry?" "Sure." "Mon capitain!" "The attack on the armory..." "It was the Chartreuse Fox." "Here is his signature." "More weapons stolen to be used by those treacherous dogs against us!" "I find certain." "The Fox was here in Troyes." "Finally, I have him..." "within... my grasp." "We shall meet yet, Monsieur Fox." "This..." "I... swear." "Fishcakes!" "Oh, Francois." "These peasants are revolting." "Yes." "They throw off the shackle of oppression!" "No, I mean they are disgusting." "Oh, yeah, that too." "Ah, bonjour." "Je m'appelle Croissant." "Les meilleurs crepes du monde." "Vous avez faim, huh?" "Nous avons du poissons, du calamare." "Yeah, ca suffis, huh?" "Can you not say it in plain french?" "Hello." "I am Croissant, and I sell here the best seafood crap in all of France." "Do you have any specials?" "For you." "Catch of the day, crepes!" "Oh!" "What is that?" "!" "Well, if I knew what it is." "that's what I call it." "You want some, or not?" "Have we met?" "How can you live like this?" "Like what?" "You think we have a choice?" "You see why I have chosen to fight for these less fortunate?" "It is like..." "Hercule!" "... ...helping the mortals." "Life would lead people down the wrong path." "Hercule was there to turn them around!" "Who?" "!" "?" "Why can't people just leave me alone to do my work?" "Because what we do..., ...whatever it is, affects everyone around us." "Is this how you want to honor Icarus' memory?" "By building weapons of destruction?" "I don't care what Hercules thinks." "But your next machine..." "better not fail." "Oh, no." "There won't be a next one." "I'm going to dismantle it right now!" "Hercule's friend, Daedalus, had invented the megalith for peaceful purposes but the evil oppressor turned it into a weapon of mass destruction!" "No." "No!" "You leave him alone!" "Let's see what this silly nutty thing can do." "Time to fry, big man." "C'est magnifique." "Oui." "Is the heat of heroism starting to burn within you, Robert?" "Oui." "Is it... hot or is it just me?" "It's very hot." "It is hot." "Madame!" "You dropped your..." "Stop it!" "You dropped this." "Allez!" "Up!" "Stop, you!" "Fighting is strictly forbidden!" "They're after you!" "They're after me?" "They're after us!" "Just for the halibut." "Fire!" "Catch of the day, crepe!" "Recently fresh." "Oh, la-la." "Oh!" "Oh, what was in these barrels?" "You don't want to know." "Sacre' bleu." "But of course." "This was dropped by the Chartreuse Fox during the attack on the armory." "I have my proof." "Prepare the men." "Oui, mon capitain." "Now... we shall see who is sly..., ...my dear Fox." "All right." "Begin." "Hercule inspires the comon man." "They could not be gods, but they could be heroes." "And so can you!" "Wait!" "I agree!" "D'accord." "I'm an hero!" "You're an hero!" "You can be an hero, too!" "Now give us the money you promised." "Oui." "And if he gives it to you, how long will it least, huh?" "A month?" "A week?" "Who cares?" "It's now that is important, non?" "Oui!" "She's right, mon ami." "The money will be gone, and you will still be poor." "Oui!" "But I will be rich for a while!" "Oh, Jean Pierre." "You're silly, confused, deluded!" "You don't know that greed for material can lead to a wealth of trouble." "But Hercule..., he did." "Well, this place certainly has a lot of... character." "Hercule's friend, the self-professed king of thieves..., ...could hardly believe his eyes." "The Fates have been kind." "I've died and gone to Olympus." "Will ya look at all this?" "!" "Keep your voice down." "Why, you and I could clean out this whole place in a couple of days, Hercules." "Would you desert a castle and leave all this behind?" "What are you getting at?" "Whatever drove these people away... did it in a hurry." "And it's still here." "Don't be ridiculous." "Nothing's lived in here for centuries!" "Maybe... "ridiculous" wasn't the right word." "Back up slowly." "Autolycus' greed had led them into the lair of the serpent..., ...and again Hercule faced impossible odds!" "If it doesn't eat us, it'll kill us with its breath!" "Boy, you are good!" "I think we scared it." "Vanquishing a never-ending parade of monsters was all in a day's work for our hero." "No!" "Don't go anywhere." "Those are just stories." "We live in the real world." "If you are born poor, you die poor." "It does not have to be that way." "Why do you care if we are more or less miserable?" "You're right." "Before I heard of the Chartreuse Fox..., ...I did not care." "Now I will give all that I have to bring freedom to the people of France." "Even if he did exist..., ...all you have given us so far..." "is words." "Is money all that has meaning to you?" "I will prove that I care about the revolution." "If proof is money, then you shall have it." "She's getting something." "What is it?" "Gold?" "Money?" "Something in a bag." "I cannot tell." "Well..., I guess we did it." "Non?" "It was... brilliant." "Even Herculean, huh?" "She's completely convinced I am the Chartreuse Fox." "C'est magnifique!" "This is the greatest moment of our despiccable, criminal careers!" "Oui." "To us!" "To us!" "Oh, la-la-la." "She completely believes that I am the Chartreuse Fox!" "All I need is one more tale of heroism." "You two swear allegiance to the revolution and to me..., ...Lady Marie gives us her very last franc for the revolution." "Then we hide it... with the rest of our stash... and disappear!" "Oh, Robert." "I have to salute you." "This scheme of yours... it is magnifique!" "Allez!" "Here she comes." "Very good, mes amis." "Prepare for..." "the coup de grace." "Hmm..." "Francois." "What "hmm"?" "This is no time for "Hmm..." "Francois."" "I was... thinking about Hercule and the greek philosopher." "Oh, no." "Oh, brother!" "Aristotle said." ""Plato is dear to me...,"" ""...but dearer is the truth."" "Meaning?" "Maybe what we are doing is wrong." "No, no, no!" "Nobody gets hurt, but the rich." "I don't know." "It just does not feel right." "Robert!" "Do not blow this for us!" "I have returned with a token of my sincerity." "This brooch has been in my family for... centuries." "You... have nothing to prove." "But I do for myself." "This will help bring relief to those who suffer at the hands of the aristrocracy." "This certainly will ease our pa... their pain." "My pain!" "No, my filthy friend!" "You must make decision." "Are you going to return to a life of crime..., ...or are you going to join forces with the Chartreuse Fox and the revolution?" "!" "Well..., let us think." "Either, we take your money and go on with our lives..., ...or... we join forces with a fictitious hero against an unbeatable foe." "That is a tough one, ok?" "Hercule have a tough decision, too." "Sacrifice all that makes him invincible to devote himself to the one he loved..., ...Serena, the last of the golden hinds." "Who?" "Serena... was half woman and half deer." "A product of two worlds, yet, not fully of one..., ...much like Hercule." "And he lost his heart to her." "That is still a miracle to see." "When you're the last of your kind sometimes a little miracle helps to survive." "I've... come to ask you to marry me." "To allow this marriage to take place the gods have decided that you must make a small sacrifice." "They want you to surrender your strength..., your power." "It wouldn't stop me from helping people." "You can't take my heart." "That is a pity." "But I suspect your fervor to aid mankind might diminish once reality sets in." "So!" "What's it to be?" "You lose her?" "You lose your powers?" "This is a limited-time offer." "You need to choose now." "I choose Serena." "I win." "No!" "I win." "Nothing like a brotherly embrace." "We ask the force that created the Sun, the Earth..., ...to bless this union." "Make us one." "Inseparate." "Always." "Always." "True heroism comes not from power..., ...but from a man's heart and courage." "I will join the Chartreuse Fox!" "Vive la Revolution!" "For liberte'!" "Egalite'!" "Fraternite'!" "No." "For... the lady." "I would have said it first, but he beat me to it." "Well, Francois, you won your bet." "Bet?" "We... wagered that you could find the hero within you both." "And... he did." "To you both, I present your champion..., ...patriot, revolutionnaire..., ...and a really nice man." "The Chartreuse Fox!" "You?" "Oui." "I am the Fox." "I told you he was real, huh?" "!" "Very good." "Put me down." "Thank you!" "Merci!" "All right." "Now, that we are one, we must find a way to finance the revolution!" "To free all of France will be expensive." "My driver is on his way with my family fortune." "I will give it all to you." "Yes." "It's too much." "You must not." "Your generosity... will be remembered by those who struggle for freedom!" "It will be our honeymoon." "Mon Dieu!" "It is the soldiers." "You have been discovered!" "Hurry!" "Inside the trunk!" "Be quiet until they've gone." "Would you move your knee?" "!" "I can't." "There's..." "a sword in my back." "At least I hope it's a sword." "Be quiet!" "Keep still." "Someone is coming." "I told you." "There's nobody here." "You must be mistaken." "Please!" "You are making a terrible mistake!" "Did they go?" "I think so." "Oh, no." "I think the lid is stuck." "Oh!" "Marie!" "A little help!" "S'il vous plait." "Where is Marie?" "Where are the soldiers?" "Where is our loot?" "!" "She has tricked us!" "Wait." "Outfoxed by the fox." "What do you mean?" "This." "Seize it!" "Seize it!" "Halt!" "Please to step outside, mademoiselle." "Lady Duvall." "Capitain Gerard." "We meet again." "What is it, this time?" "I believe you dropped this at the armory two nights ago." "Claude!" "In the name of the king..., ...I place you under arrest." "What is the charge?" "The charge..., ...my dear Fox..., ...is treason!" "Oh, this is just great!" "Now, I never get my money back." "Your money?" "Our!" "I meant to say our money." "Our." "Well, don't forget that." "Come on, let's go." "I'm right behind you." "You are going to abandon her?" "Yeah." "That's what we're going to do." "Yes, that's right." "Perhaps, I'm nothing but a douce ne' Cardigan of life..., ...but there comes a time when one must do the right thing." "Like what?" "Like saving her." "Oh, I knew it." "He is in love!" "It is not that." "It is what she stands for." "She has fought for the rights of the oppressed, for people like us." "She's surrounded by guards." "And what would Hercule do in a situation like this, huh?" "Hercule!" "That is it!" "He has gone out of his mind!" "Oh, poor Robert!" "The stress, the heat." "He has, how you say, freaked out!" "The Chartreuse Fox..., ...Lady Marie Duvall..., ...has been found guilty of treason!" "The penalty... is death." "We should go down there immediatement, and commit suicide." "Oui." "D'accord." "We should take on the entire army for that blue-blooded woman, who has just stolen our last franc." "You bet." "It is the only way..." "to get our money back." "Any last words?" "Vive la France." "Vive la Revolution!" "Vive la France!" "Long live the Chartreuse Fox!" "Perhaps, I wait over there." "Don't panic now, Francois." "This isn't panic!" "I only like fights that are choreographed." "This is too much the real thing." "Let this be a warning for all those who would defy the king." "It's too late!" "Nice shot!" "Merci." "Merci." "Seize them!" "Jean Pierre!" "Merci!" "Deja vu?" "!" "?" "It does seem familiar." "Alors!" "Bonjour." "Salud." "You need help, monsieur." "I was kidding." "Oh, I don't like this." "Pas mal." "Alouette, gentile alouette." "Alouette, je te plumerai." "That hurt so much!" "Robert!" "Au revoir, Fox." "No!" "Is like Hercules, no?" "Oui." "Two heads..." "for the price of one." "I'm back." "Merci." "But of course, mademoiselle." "There they are!" "I will enjoy this..., my dear Fox." "Only if you enjoy defeat, Gerard." "Look!" "A franc!" "Thank you, my friends." "My pleasure." "Shall we... help her?" "No." "It is her fight, now." "That's true." "Ok." "Good, non?" "Oh, no!" "Capitain!" "Not the face!" "Please..." "make it quick." "No." "I will do even better." "Your shame will be to live..." "and to spread the message that the Chartreuse Fox..." "will fight for the people as long as there is injustice in France." "Pardon." "But of course." "Merci." "Merci, beaucoups." "Isn't that nice?" "Well, not really, but..." "I... didn't get a chance to thank you." "If you want to thank us, give us back our money!" "No, no, no." "Francois, it is the people's money, now." "Ah, but don't worry." "We'll survive." ""We"?" "You are coming with me, are you not?" "Try and... stop us." "Jean Pierre!" "Well, one for all and all for Marie, huh?" "Francois?" "Francois?" "Hey, come here!" "Francois!" "So..., what are we going to call ourselves?" "What about..." "Robert Hood?" "We rob back from the rich and give to the poor." "It is too English." "Oh!" "I know!" "How about... the Powerful Rangers?" "No." "This is it!" "This is it!" "Imagine a banner, our portraits shown in profile..., ...gothic block..., letters across the top..., ...and it say..." ""The four... muskrats!"" "Muskrats!" "What?" "!" "What?" "!" "Why?" "!" "It's cute!" "It's cute like a fox." "It's furry!" "It's friendly!" "What's the di..." "You're kidding about the money, right?" "It's a joke." "You're going to give us our money back, aren't you?" "Subtitles: @marlonrock1986 (^^V^^)"