"Go!" "♪" "♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪" "What a beautiful Easter morning." "As he does every year, the Easter Bunny has hidden a variety of Easter eggs across the yard." "Ooh!" "The plastic eggs of color with the candy yolks!" "Now, the Easter Bunny has gone to great lengths to hide these eggs in plain sight." "Be on the lookout for them, poking out from behind bushes, sitting inside the groove of a tire swing or lying in the not-so-tall grass." "What are we waiting for?" "Let's do this!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Oh." "Come on, come on, come on, where are the eggs?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh." "Ha!" "Oh." "Huh!" "Huh!" "Oh, man!" " Hmm." " Ooh!" "Ohh!" "Uh, uh, guys, I found one!" "Ooh!" "Wait, never mind." "It's a dog poop." "Look." "I found one egg that the Bunny Easter neglected to color." "That was not the Easter egg." "Maybe instead of candy eggs, the Easter Bunny hid dog poops and tiny birds." "Well, I'll collect tiny birds but I'm not collecting dog poops." "Titans!" "I've scoured every inch of the island." "There is not a single Easter egg." "In fact, there is no evidence that the Easter Bunny was here at all." "No Easter eggs?" "No Easter baskets?" "No rabbits encased in the chocolates?" "Lots of dog poops!" "Titans, I fear something terrible has happened to the holiday hare." "And if we don't find him, Easter will be ruined!" "Titans, go!" "I just realized I have no idea where we're going." "Does anyone know where the Easter Bunny lives?" "Ah, uh, a hole in the ground?" "Yes, but where?" "Uh, Easter Island?" "That place has nothing to do with Easter!" "How is it we know every detail about Santa, how much he weighs, his facial skin conditions, the occasional ups and downs with his wife." "Yet, we know nothing about the Easter Bunny." "I think he has pink fur and hangs out with baby marshmallow chickens." "Doesn't he like wear a vest or something?" "I imagine he is the half-man half-rabbit." "And lays the Easter eggs we eat." "Uh, that's disgusting, Star." " Keep those thoughts to yourself." " I apologize." "All right, new plan!" "Since our intel on the Easter Bunny is limited." "I've rounded up a few of his known holiday associates." "Even if they know where the bunny is, who says they'll talk?" "They'll talk." "Listen, here, you fat baby." "Tell us where the Easter Bunny is and we'll go easy on you." "Ow!" "Ah!" "Please, do you really think your love arrows will have an effect on us?" "I mean, look at Cyborg." "He's so big and so strong." "You think so?" "♪ I've got something on my mind" "♪ It's hard to let it show" "All right, Cupid, cough up the info on the bunny, and you can go home." "Although, who would want to with these good-looking guys around?" "♪ Thinking about you all the time" "♪ Maybe you should know" "Guys, we're losing focus." "Huddle up." "Huddle closer." "A little more." "That's it." "We will be engaging in the talks with you in one moment," "President of the United States, Washington." "Let's do this good cop, bad cop style." "Agreed." "All right, Washington, as a representative of President's Day, you must know where this rabbit is." "I don't know." "Where is the bunny?" "I said, "Where is the bunny?"" "Look me in the eyes and tell me the truth." "We'll try, but we got lost in those eyes, bruh." "We don't ever want to find our way out." "All right, turkey, have you seen this rabbit?" "It is time to talk the turkey!" "It is fun to do the role-play." "Did you get anything?" "All we found was comfort in each other's arms." "So, it's a dead end?" "These low level holiday mascots are useless." "We have to go straight to the top!" "Santa!" "♪ All hail the jolly fat man ♪" "Ho-ho-ho!" "What brings you to the North Pole, Titans?" "It's the Easter Bunny." "He's gone missing." "Hmm." "Honestly, I'm not surprised." "Between you and me, I hear, he is gone kind of..." "You know..." "We don't." "Tell us." "You know." "We don't." "We really don't, Santa." "You know!" "We don't know!" "You know." "No, we don't know." " You know." " No." "We do not." "You know." "Oh." "I know." "The Easter will be ruined." "All those poor children." "No eggs to hunt, no baskets to enjoy." "Oh, perhaps I could help deliver Easter goodies." "But you're so busy making toys for Christmas." "True, true." "The holidays seem to come sooner every year." "Still, it breaks Santa's heart, to think of sad, eggless boys and girls." "This is too much to ask of you, Santa." "I deliver presents every year." "How hard can eggs be?" "I'll do it." "Ho-ho-ho!" "Titans, it's time for the..." "Egg hunt!" "Egg hunt!" "Ah, so much Easter candy!" "I'm going to eat this bunny's badonkadonk!" "And I am eating it's badonkaface!" "This is the greatest Easter ever!" "And look, it all has the wonderful Christmas style." "Well, if Santa keeps this up, it'll be Christmas year round." "Christmas year round?" "Oh, no." "Cyborg, Starfire." "Get those badonkadonks and faces out of your mouth." "We're all going back to the North Pole!" "Santa saved Easter, Robin." "Why are you bringing us back to the North Pole?" "Because I have a hunch that the Easter Bunny has been under our noses this whole time." "Uh." "Just as I thought." "Santa's been kidnapping holidays, so he can take them over." "Found my little secret, have we?" "Why Santa?" "Why did you do all this?" "Because I'm Santa Claus, and I should control Easter." "I should control every holiday." "Valentine's Day should be mine." "Thanksgiving mine." "President's Day," "Arbor Day, Hanukkah," "Cinco de Mayo." "That one, with the costumes, where you eat the cookies with three corners, you know." " Purim?" " Purim should be mine!" " You're a mad man!" " Am I?" "I've already got people putting up" "Christmas decorations before Halloween." "Soon, I'll control the entire holiday calendar!" " Cool." " It's not cool, Beast Boy." "I'm sorry, Santa." "But we can't let you do this." "Your little gang here, can't possibly defeat me." "You're right, Santa." "We'd never be able to stop you ourselves." "That's why we're enlisting some help." "Go!" "Freedom Shield!" " Ho-ho!" " Bring it!" " Patriot Punch!" " Oh!" "America Kick!" "Constitutional Crunch!" "Oh!" "You're going to pay for your crimes, Santa." "You can't do this to me." "I'm Santa Claus." "I see you when you're sleeping." "I know when you're awake." "Save it for the judge!" "Now, let's get you out of there." "Oh." "Happy Easter, everyone." "That's disgusting."