"What's going on?" "My eye is a little itchy." "Mine too." "Yeah." "It's really red." "You should go see my eye doctor." "I'm not gonna see your ex-boyfriend." "That's all I hear." "Richard, Richard, Richard." "Since we've dated, I've said his name twice." "Okay." "So Richard, Richard." "It's not Richard." "It's this new guy." "He's good." "I'm sorry." "I'm not going to an eye doctor." "Oh, God." "Here we go." "Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's..." "... she,Iike,freaksout ." "Watch." "Ross, come on!" "I have a weird thing with my eye." "Can we not talk about it?" "Hey, Rach." "You know that great song?" ""Me, myself and eye. "" "Monica!" "Come on!" "AII those in favor of getting lunch, say " eye. "" "Ross!" "Stop it!" "How much did I Iove The King and "Eye"!" "chandler!" "Me too, me too!" "Just stop it!" "That's enough!" "You okay there, man?" "Yeah." "I got too excited." "The One with Joey's Big Break" "english subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "I gotta go." "I'm taking Ben to the park." "Give him a kiss for me." "AII right." "Bye." "Later." "I'm so sorry you got caught in the middle of that." "I didn't mean to be so out there, but I am furious with him." "calm down?" "I'm trying." "Man, that guy can push my buttons!" "Why are you so mad?" "I don't wanna talk about it." "It seems Iike" "You wanna be on my list too?" "Keep talking." "Has anyone seen my list by the way?" "No." "What's it look like?" "A piece of paper and it says " Ross. "" "I see." "I just got off the phone with EsteIIe." "Guess what?" "I got the lead!" "You got the lead in a movie?" "What's it about?" "It's called Shutterspeed." "It's really cool." "I meet this girl in the subway and we fail in love in, Iike, a day." "And then she disappears." "But I find out where she lives." "This old lady answers the door." "I say, " Where's Betsy?"" "And she says, " Betsy's been dead for ten years. "" "chilling!" "The best part is we're filming in the desert outside of Vegas." "You know what that means." "I know." "Road trip!" "We can rent a car." "I have to be there by Tuesday." "Wait!" "My grandmother's dead." "We can talk about that too, Pheebs." "No, her cab." "She probably won't be using it." "Drive it to Las Vegas." "AII right!" "Thanks!" "What are we gonna do about my job?" "Not go." "Great!" "Road trip, baby!" "Is this okay?" "chandler, you don't have to ask for my permission." "You can go." "Rach, we'II be late for the eye doctor." "AII right." "Let's get this over with." "Look what I did." "I mean, look at this mess." "We're gonna probably have to clean this up." "I mean, we're gonna have to reschedule!" "If you thought that this mess was gonna bother me, you are wrong!" "AII right, Iet's go, BIinky." "Hey, Joey." "What's up?" "I can't decide which route to take to Vegas." "You've traveled a Iot, right?" "Yeah, I've been around." "Which route should I take?" "The north or the south route?" "If you take the north route, there's a man with a beard of bees." "Great!" "problem solved!" "On the south route, there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe." "well, back to square one." "I know a way that you can decide." "I'II ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can." "Yes!" "Good." "But wait." "Here we go." "I want you to relax." "Take a deep breath." "clear your mind." "Peanut butter or egg whites?" "Peanut butter." "Be a fireman or a swimmer?" "Swimmer." "You'd sleep with Monica or rachel?" "Monica." "I always thought it'd be rachel." "No thinking." "Tie or ascot?" "Ascot." "North or south route?" "North." "Bam!" "There you go!" "Huh?" "That was incredible!" "Beard of bees here I come!" "This guy again." "Hey, what's up?" "Not much." "Wanna see a movie tonight?" "What do you wanna see?" "I don't know." "I know how to decide." "Show him your game." "No, thank you." "What's with her?" "I don't know." "I know how we can decide." "I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick." "Action or comedy?" "Action." "Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or rachel?" "Dude, you are sick." "I'm sorry." "I forgot you had that whole rachel thing." "Oh, my God." "What does that thing do?" "An eye removal machine." "I'm out of here." "I'm kidding." "rachel, I'm Dr. miller." "Monica said you were nervous." "Everything will be fine." "So we're done." "almost, but first we gotta start." "This is a glaucoma test." "Sit down." "Put your chin here." "Now, you'II feel a small puff of air in each eye." "What?" "A small puff of air." "Now, come on!" "Here we go." "One, two, three." "I'm sorry." "AII right." "I'm gonna stay in here this time." "Ready?" "One, two" "I'm sorry." "You know what?" "I'm gonna hold her head." "That's okay." "I'm sorry." "You're young." "You don't have glaucoma." "So it was very, very nice to meet you, sir." "What are you-- Are you crazy?" "You got a small, minor infection in that left eye." "Take these drops for a week and you'II be as good as new." "No, I don't put things in my eye." "We'II see you here in three months." "And I'II fit you for a glass eye." "Give me the damn drops!" "Dr. miller?" "P-E-C-F-D." "Very good, Monica!" "You know where they are." "I sure do." "And you don't get one." "You know, those eye drops are a miracle." "My eye is 1 00% better." "They're still in my coat." "Damn!" "You ready to go?" "How cold will it be there?" "will all these sweater vests be enough?" "What?" "I Iove you." "I wish Ross was coming with us." "I'II miss him." "Thanks." "I just got that jerk out of my mind." "Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?" "Not really." "It's an independent film." "We don't have a big budget." "I'II stay in your room." "Once you get paid, you'II be springing for a suite." "They must be paying you a Iot." "For every dollar Shutterspeed makes..." "... onepennyof it goes right in Joey's pocket." "You don't get paid unless it makes money?" "Did you not hear the plot of the movie?" ""She's been dead for ten years. "" "I'm gonna be a millionaire!" "I wanted to say goodbye." "And to see if you guys would place a little bet for me." "Twenty bucks on black 1 5." "You got it!" "AII right." "AII right." "Bye-bye, now." "Bye, you guys." "I'II say bye at the car." "Anyone wanna say bye to me at the car?" "I'II say goodbye to you at the car if you don't mind the pus." "See you!" "But wait a minute." "The pus is good." "It means it's healing." "Hey, Pheebs." "What you reading?" "hello?" "Come on!" "Sorry, I didn't see you there." "Pheebs, are you mad at me or something?" "If you are, please tell me what it is I did." "If you don't know, I can't help you." "I don't know." "well, I can't help you." "well, whatever it is, I am very, very sorry." "Okay?" "apology accepted." "So we're good?" "I'II see you later, okay?" "Bye, fat ass." "AII right!" "will you please tell me what it is that made you so mad at me?" "I don't know!" "I don't remember!" "If you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?" "Oh, no." "I am mad at you." "I know that much." "But I'm sorry about the " fat ass" thing because you have a sweet, little heinie." "I'm getting pretty tired." "You'II have to take over soon." "We've been driving for a haIf-hour." "You haven't looked at the road once." "Don't worry." "It's out there." "Maybe I just need lunch." "You wanna eat?" "My treat." "Isn't that Ross' money?" "Ross' treat." "Where do you wanna eat?" "I don't know." "I know how we can decide." "I'II ask you questions." "And then you have to answer real fast." "So clear your mind." "clear it right out." "clear it out." "would you rather be too wet or too dry?" "Too dry." "Do you believe in ghosts?" "No." "will this movie be my big break?" "No." "What?" "Yes." "Dude, you said, " No. "" "I also said, " Yes. "" "This won't be my big break?" "No." "I don't believe this." "Look, I just don't want you to get your hopes up too high." "What are you talking about?" "I'm the lead in a movie!" "They're not even paying you!" "This doesn't sound like a real movie!" "I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break." "I don't think this is gonna be your big break." "Are you on this trip to make me feel like a loser?" "I'd rather be alone." "You don't want me here?" "Not if you're like this." "The next time you ask me a question like that, I'II lie." "I don't want you on the trip." "Why don't you pull over?" "I'II get out now." "Fine." "Get out." "You can't stop on a bridge." "Get out!" "Fine!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "There's no sidewalk!" "Yeah." "I'm gonna die here." "Are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?" "Because I said your handwriting is childlike?" "No." "That made me feel precious." "Because he's always correcting people's grammar?" ""Whom, whom. " Sometimes it's " who" !" "Yeah?" "Sometimes it's... ." "Did you beat him at a board game?" "He's such a baby when he loses." "Okay, I'm the baby." "Hey!" "Stop it!" "What are you doing here?" "Joey kicked me out of the car on the bridge." "Why?" "I don't know." "He went crazy." "We played that game where you ask questions and answer fast." "That game should not be played without my supervision." "I don't know what made him mad." "AII I said was that this wouldn't be his big break..." "... thatitwouldn'tdo anything for him..." "... andthatit didn'tsoundreal ." "Okay, he should've pushed me off the bridge." "What's in the bag?" "I figured you'd be mad at me..." "... soI gotgiftsthatIfound  on the roadside." "Who wants the one-Iegged teddy bear?" "I do!" "Not even close." "I need help!" "I can't do this." "Come on." "Let's do it." "Sit down." "AII right, put your head back." "Now, open your eyes." "Okay, they are." "How many fingers am I holding up?" "Four." "I was thinking four." "really?" "Yes!" "Why don't we start with a practice one?" "No drops." "Great!" "On three." "One, two, three." "My pillow's all wet!" "well, you said it was practice!" "Why did you move?" "I knew you were lying!" "Come here." "What are you doing?" "Stop it!" "Oh, my God!" "I am going... ." "Turn it over!" "I am going to get..." "... getthesedropsinyour eye." "Oh, my God!" "You really are freakishly strong." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop it!" "Damn, it's empty!" "If Joey and chandler walked in now, we could make a fortune." "That is definitely chandler, Joey or Ross." "Or rachel." "It's Joey." "chandler told me what happened." "He's really upset." "Not as upset as he'II be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests." "What did you do to them?" "There's a weII-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio." "I gotta ask Phoebe something about the car." "Hold on one second." "Hey, dude." "Hey, Pheebs." "This wooden box keeps sliding out." "What is it?" "My grandma." "And thanks." "She's having a great time." "Is that Joey?" "Let me talk to him." "chandler's here." "He was wondering if... ." "I guess he ran out of change." "How am I gonna apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?" "Send him something." "So when he gets there, he'II know you're sorry." "That's a good idea." "I wonder where I couId get a basket of porn?" "No, don't say I'm sorry with porn." "You should send him a carton of cigarettes." "Because that way he can trade it for protection." "No." "That's prison." "I know how we're gonna figure this out." "clear your mind..." "... andanswerthefirstthing that comes into your head." "Do you Iike flora or fauna?" "Fauna." "Simon or GarfunkeI?" "GarfunkeI." "Why are you mad?" "You said I was boring." "When did I say that?" "Oh, my God!" "I remember now!" "We were playing chess." "Phoebe, you and I have never played chess." "Remember that time on the frozen lake?" "We were playing." "You said I was boring." "Then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz." "There's a chance this may have been a dream." "stanley!" "Your leading man is here." "Let's get to work." "slight change of plans." "We've shut down." "What?" "Why?" "It's a money thing." "We don't have any." "You're kidding, right?" "What?" "It's probably just temporary." "We're hoping to get some money soon." "Just hang out." "Hang out?" "How long?" "I don't know." "A week." "Maybe two." "The money'II turn up." "people always wanna invest in movies." "You're not rich?" "Worth a shot." "well, Joey." "Let me know where you're staying, okay?" "Hey, pal." "Are you Joey Tribbiani?" "These got left for you." "Thanks." ""congratulations on your big break. "" "Monica, it's Joey." "Hey, Joey." "You remember me even though you're a star." "Come on." "It'll be years before I forget you." "What's it like on a movie set?" "Do you have a dressing room and a chair with your name?" "Yeah, yeah, I got all that going on." "Tell Chandler he couldn 't have been more wrong." "I gotta go, Monica." "My sushi's here." "Sorry about that." "Thanks for waiting." "Everybody smile." "Thanks a Iot." "Enjoy your stay at Caesar's." "We hope it's toga-rific." "kill me." "kill me now." "Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide ?" "Go!" "What are you doing?" "Get off!" "Oh, my God!" "hold it open." "Okay." "We'II see you in about three or four hours."