"that's not a real diamond." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's glass." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} When the ring go on {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} a-something come off." "{\cHFFFFFF}I bought four of 'em for a pound." "{\cHFFFFFF}Want to get engaged?" "{\cHFFFF00} All right then." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} What'd you name him?" "{\cHFFFF00} Rodney." "ain't he?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}BOOM!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} We're going home this afternoon." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Our lawyer's arranging bail." "{\cHFFFFFF}And that sense of humour {\cHFFFFFF}will keep you sane" "{\cHFFFFFF}for the next 15 years in prison." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} fiancee?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF} I-I got engaged." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Who to?" "{\cHFFFFFF} What's-her-name." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} That button's loose." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Does Reg know he's not the dad?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Am I in a wheelchair?" "saveloy!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} What's that?" "girl." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} We might set something on fire." "{\cHFFFFFF}This programme contains {\cHFFFFFF}some strong language." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # Let me tell you 'bout a place" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # Somewhere up New York way" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # Where the people are so gay {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Twistin' the night away" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # Here they have a lot of fun" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # Puttin' trouble on the run... #" "{\cHFFFFFF}TV:" "May the good lord {\cHFFFFFF}ride all the way." "John Glenn." "Rodney." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Look at the boat." "wouldn't you? {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} if it weren't for {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} your stupid big brother Del." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} That's why he's frightened to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} come home and face his mummy. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} tonight he ruined {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} your mummy's dream." "{\cHFFFFFF}DOOR SLAMS little baby {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Let's jump the broomstick... #" "Rodney smells funny again." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I've only got one pair of hands." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Your nan should be here {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} to look after him." "Rodders?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You smell like a rat pie." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Don't say that about him!" "don't he?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} The cavalry's here." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Woo hoo." "Anyone home?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} or I'm going to be late for work." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I'm dying for a cup of tea." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Phone the Red Cross." "one day {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I'll peel you off a right-hander." "you'd better learn {\cHFFFFFF}to fly first." "ain't it(?" ")" "I'm talking about your nan." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} 18 months ago I walked out of {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} that flat in Deptford to get away {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} from her...and now she's here!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Go back to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the flat in Deptford then!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Ted Trotter!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} How long are you going to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} keep her on as a baby-sitter?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} As long as I've got {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} two jobs to hold down!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I'm part-time at the cinema {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and part-time {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} as a domestic help." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} You're here all day - {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} you could look after the baby." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} You couldn't leave him in charge {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} of a baby!" "He couldn't keep {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} a weed alive with a watering can." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Look at the time!" "I've got to go." "darling." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} See you all." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} don't she?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I've been working as your {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} charlady for over six months now" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and I still don't know how {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} to switch your Hoover on." "but you're very good {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} with that squeegee." "but... not that again!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} but I can't help worrying." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} You're being investigated {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} by the police for a robbery {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} on a jeweller's shop in Margate" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and last Christmas {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} you gave me this ring {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} from a jeweller's shop in Margate." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} That does not say "Margate"." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} but I know the word "Margate" {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} when I see it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} You're just reading {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} a series of letters." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} That's how I was taught." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} it says "Marjay"." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Philippe "Marjay" is a Parisian {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} jewellery designer." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Honestly?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I wouldn't lie to you." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And that's worth a few bob so{\cH00FF00} don't {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} let Reg see it - he'll pawn it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I wish you wouldn't do that." "so I'm treating you." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} we've sort of established {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} that all I do in this flat is... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} so when you throw money down {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} like that it makes me feel {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} like a call-girl. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} if you was a Tom" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I couldn't afford you." "Thank you"?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} It's a knack." "eez all the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} rage." "They call themselves Moods." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I'll do you good deal." "you are looking at {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} the best car I got in stock." "{\cHFFFFFF}This one's got my name on it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I prefer Vespas." "{\cHFFFFFF}How we gonna afford 'em?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} we'll get 'em on the never-never." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} When do we finally own 'em?" "{\cHFFFF00} Never!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't think I've got enough {\cHFFFFFF}for a deposit." "{\cHFFFFFF}Me diamond engagement rings!" "{\cHFFFFFF}they're made of glass!" "{\cHFFFF00} I thought {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} you'd given up on this plan." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} three times now?" "{\cHFFFF00} Four." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Four." "And not one of your "fiancees" {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} has come up with the goods." "{\cHFFFFFF}I've just gotta be patient." "{\cHFFFFFF}and he's a man of the world." "{\cHFFFFFF}You know he's trained {\cHFFFFFF}to be a bullfighter." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} And turned into a bullshitter." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Detective Inspector Thomas." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} How lovely to see you again." "{\cHFFFFFF}What's happened to this lot? ain't it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You remember my assistant?" "Martin?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Mr Stanton or Sir to you." "I'll have to remember that." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Will you remember that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} If I don't it won't be for {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} the want of trying..." "Martin." "I remembered" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I used to know your mum.{\cHFFFFFF} What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} When you see her again say {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Freddie Robdal sends his regards." "and just say "Stork Margarine"." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} That's all." "She'll laugh." "{\cHFFFFFF}I've seen your mum." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} You seen that film {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} "Breakfast With Tiffany's"?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} it's a birds' film." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} All the boys is driving {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Lambrettas and Vespas gimme a ride on your Lambretta {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and you can do what you want." "I'm Spanish." "he'll paint the scooter to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} your own design." "I do it for free." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} A couple of quid." "Not much. {\cHFFFFFF}I was reading in the paper {\cHFFFFFF}how much money that film {\cHFFFFFF}"Breakfast At Tiffany's" is making." "movies... {\cHFFFFFF}and that's what I'm gonna do." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm gonna make a film.{\cHFFFF00} You?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} How you gonna make a film?" "{\cHFFFFFF} You can {\cHFFFFFF}do anything if you try hard enough." "{\cHFFFFFF}And this will be {\cHFFFFFF}the most original film ever." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} What's it about then?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You ready for this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Pin your lugholes back... {\cHFFFFFF}I want you two to pop down {\cHFFFFFF}to the station." "bring all your passports." "it's {\cHFFFFFF}so you can't do a runner abroad." "yes." "{\cHFFFFFF}There's been a major development." "{\cHFFFFFF}DC Stanton." "business!" "it's just... {\cHFFFFFF}We have an eyewitness to the robbery." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Really?" "do you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}At this juncture we're not {\cHFFFFFF}willing to give you any {\cHFFFFFF}information about our eyewitness." "married or single." "{\cHFFFFFF}Absolutely nothing." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Why have they taken so long {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} in coming forward?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Because him and his wife {\cHFFFFFF}have just got back from {\cHFFFFFF}a spell in the rest home..." "{\cHFFFFFF}ENGINE REVS" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} But you've gotta write a story {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and words for actors to say." "{\cHFFFFFF}I know." "That's the part {\cHFFFFFF}that's holding me back." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} the beautiful Barbara." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} He's been in love with her {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} for months." "I don't blame him!" "{\cHFFFFFF}PHONE RINGS" "{\cHFFFFFF}he's a busy man." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} answer the phone." "{\cHFFFFFF}Barbara." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's lovely to see you again." "{\cHFFFFFF}How are you?" "er... where was it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I said I'd give you a call {\cHFFFFFF}but I lost your number." "it's nice to see you again." "what is it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Is it music that you like?" "art." "{\cHFFFFFF}And after we said goodbye I suddenly {\cHFFFFFF}remembered that I had so much more {\cHFFFFFF}that I wanted to say about art." "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you fancy a coffee?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} {\cH00FF00} So...what did this old boy see?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Everything!" "{\cHFFFFFF}He first became suspicious when he {\cHFFFFFF}saw a coach parked in the street." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} A coach parked in the street {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} in the seaside town of Margate {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} on a Bank Holiday." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Very iffy." "{\cHFFFFFF}They don't allow coaches {\cHFFFFFF}in the centre of town." "come out of the jewellers" "{\cHFFFFFF}and make good your escape." "did he?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} How many eyes has he got?" "er...{\cH00FF00} Wait a minute." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I think you struck a raw nerve when {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} you asked how many eyes has he got." "be honest." "hasn't he?" "{\cHFFFFFF}he has only got one eye." "{\cHFFFFFF}But what an eye!" "I don't know {\cHFFFFFF}how these things work." "{\cHFFFFFF}But he can see!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And how did we make good our escape?" "don't tell me!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} In the coach?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}BOTH LAUGH" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} We escaped in a getaway charabanc!" "he lives directly {\cHFFFFFF}opposite the jewellers." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why not give them his name {\cHFFFFFF}and inside leg measurement?" "I'm just a bit... where did she live?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} In my flat." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} So you've got one eyewitness {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} with one eye." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And you're taking this {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} to the Old Bailey?" "yeah?" "cos your court case {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} will be funnier than their panto. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} we were on a beano along with {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} 40 other daytrippers who will {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} all testify to our innocence." "{\cHFFFFFF}But you see the jury haven't met {\cHFFFFFF}our witness yet." "{\cHFFFFFF}A proud but elderly man {\cHFFFFFF}who served his country tirelessly." "{\cHFFFFFF}Lost his eye in an act of bravery {\cHFFFFFF}beyond the call of duty." "{\cHFFFFFF}and they'll believe him." "he'll be {\cHFFFFFF}joining us at the identity parade." "{\cHFFFFFF}And he's going to pick you out." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Martin... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Stork margarine." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Sounds really good." "D'you think {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} your film will get made?" "{\cHFFFFFF} Of course." "my mother works {\cHFFFFFF}in the motion picture industry {\cHFFFFFF}so it's only a matter of time." "{\cHFFFFFF}full of...artistic stuff." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} And will you invite me {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} to the film premier?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Only if you do the new design for {\cHFFFFFF}my Lambretta.{\cHFFFF00} You've got a deal." "now it's your turn." "I live in a house {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} on the King's Avenue." "{\cHFFFFFF}Really?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} My father's a successful businessman" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and my mother stays at home." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Daddy says it's not right {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} for a wife to go out to work." "my dad's all for it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Good for him." "you're {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} going to have to be a bit patient." "I'm studying for my A Levels." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Did you find them boring?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Daddy's arranged for me to go {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} on an art tour around Europe." "I wish we could go together." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} You'd love it." "innit?" "{\cHFFFFFF}So you won't be able to give my {\cHFFFFFF}Lambretta the once over for ages?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Sorry." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} But it's not forever." "I'll be back." "I'll wait." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Really?" "{\cHFFFFFF} I'm a man {\cHFFFFFF}of great patience." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'll wait as long as it takes." "{\cHFFFFFF}d'you think that'll be?" "{\cHFFFFFF}WH Smith saw you coming...again." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Don't judge a book by its cover." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} It's about a girl who sings {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} in a Soho jazz club." "she thinks {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} she can never fall in love again." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Then this new trumpet player {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} arrives and... {\cHFFFFFF}She likes the look of his horn and {\cHFFFFFF}yesterday's a thing of the past?" "{\cHFFFF00} No!" "but not the way {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} you meant it." "{\cHFFFFFF}watch too many of these soppy films {\cHFFFFFF}and believe them." "that's a lie." "Mrs Trotter?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He's going to make a film." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Everyone's talking about it.{\cHFFFFFF} A film?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Yeah." "He's calling it..." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} What is it now?" "Dracula On The Moon." "{\cHFFFFFF}Dracula On The Moon?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I reckon it'll be a blockbuster. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} then we can get Del and the press {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} down for publicity shots." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} he might pop round {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and give you an autograph." "just {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} wish him all the best from me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Dracula On The Moon?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} his life's one big fairy tale." "ain't it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Mr Rayner wants to see you." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} It's urgent." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Rodney." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} sir." "Is something wrong?" "Desmond?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Derek." "What's he done?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'll tell you exactly {\cHFFFFFF}what's he's done." "{\cHFFFFFF}He's only created what {\cHFFFFFF}I believe to be the best idea {\cHFFFFFF}for a film I have ever heard." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} What?" "{\cHFFFFFF} Dracula On The Moon." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's brilliant!" "{\cHFFFF00} Is it? they think" "{\cHFFFFFF}this could be the film {\cHFFFFFF}of the year.{\cHFFFF00} Really?" "thank you." "this is wonderful." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I can't believe it!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Can I use your phone to call my son {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and give him the good news?" "{\cHFFFFFF}The...the phone's broken." "{\cHFFFFFF}PHONE RINGS they've fixed it." "I'll call you back." "dial 999." "mother." "some years ago I holidayed {\cHFFFFFF}with my dear mother to Cornwall" "{\cHFFFFFF}and there are areas of Cornwall {\cHFFFFFF}that I think could act as {\cHFFFFFF}very believable moonscapes." "{\cHFFFFFF}So I think we should take a little {\cHFFFFFF}trip down there and have a look." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} You want me to go to Cornwall {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} with you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}As my assistant producer." "{\cHFFFFFF}Just a couple of days." "{\cHFFFFFF}I've got transport." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} so all three of us could go." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} You and Derek on the bike {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and me in the sidecar." "{\cHFFFFFF}It fell off.{\cHFFFF00} What?" "{\cHFFFFFF} The sidecar." "{\cHFFFFFF}Got loose." "Fell off." "I can't go." "It's not right." "{\cHFFFFFF}What about your Desmond's film?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You'll live the rest of your life" "{\cHFFFFFF}knowing that you're the mother {\cHFFFFFF}that destroyed her son's future." "{\cHFFFFFF}everyone knows that your marriage {\cHFFFFFF}is just a loveless sham." "Joan..." "{\cHFFFFFF}Just an overnight then?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Leave me alone!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Take your hands off me!" "please." "Mr Rayner." "please." "And don't call me {\cHFFFFFF}repugnant until you get {\cHFFFFFF}to know me a bit better." "weren't you?" "if you gave {\cHFFFFFF}me the chance.{\cHFFFF00} Get off me!" "{\cHFFFFFF}THRASHING and quick." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} 'You leave this matter to me...'" "{\cHFFFFFF}I thought she was only here {\cHFFFFFF}to babysit.{\cH00FFFF} Don't start!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I'm knitting little Rodney {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} a Christening shawl." "Vi." "Lovely." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} What's his grandad bought him?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Her and Reggie understand cos I was thrown {\cHFFFFFF}out me own home by my wife." "{\cHFFFFFF}And after all I'd done for her." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} What have you ever done for me?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I put a bell on your bike once." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And it was just like you." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Never worked." "{\cHFFFFFF}Pity it weren't the brakes.{\cH00FF00} Has {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} he told you why I chucked him out?" "don't start with all that." "Mum." "I don't {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} wanna know.{\cH00FF00} He had an affair." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} How?" "{\cH00FFFF} Who?" "it was a long time ago {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} but I only found out last year." "weren't it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You're gonna miss your bus." "the road-sweeper?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Trigger." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Trigger's Nan?" "{\cHFFFFFF} It weren't an affair." "{\cHFFFFFF}We just kept each other company." "under three blankets {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and an eiderdown." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} cos her old man was in France {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} being shot at." "{\cHFFFFFF}And I had an excuse cos you weren't." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I don't know what you saw in her." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Her teeth looked like {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} an earthquake in a graveyard." "it was a wart {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} she covered in mascara." "{\cHFFFFFF}I was the nicest fella on earth." "{\cHFFFFFF}Then I have a little fling {\cHFFFFFF}and suddenly I'm the bloke {\cHFFFFFF}who shot Bambi's mum." "that one." "his mum. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} she said he's one of them blokes {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} that likes to touch." "the ice-cream lady." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} She said his favourite {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} was Joannie Trotter.{\cHFFFF00} Never! {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} she has to let him get away with it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Cos she can't afford to lose {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} the wages.{\cH00FF00} And Ernie knows it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} His grubby little fingers are {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} all over her at every opportunity." "darling." "{\cHFFFFFF}# I'm just a lonely boy {\cHFFFFFF}Lonely and blue... #" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Look at his face." "What a dick." "but {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} you're making a fool of yourself" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} mooning over {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} this little bird Barbara." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} She's off travelling round Europe {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} getting chatted up by all them {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Italian and French boys." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Everyone's laughing {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} behind your back." "{\cHFFFFFF}then I'll be out parading with her" "{\cHFFFFFF}and that'll wipe the smile {\cHFFFFFF}off their faces." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I don't know what he sees in her." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Maybe it's her terrific figure {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and that lovely face." "{\cHFFFFFF}Or that great pair of cupcakes." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Legs to kill for" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and an 'Arris from heaven." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and what has she got?" "Trigger {\cHFFFFFF}has hit it right on the noggin. {\cHFFFFFF}which isn't easy {\cHFFFFFF}when you've got my hormones {\cHFFFFFF}and you're so attractive to women." "and don't talk {\cHFFFFFF}about Barbara's arse." "Well... {\cHFFFFFF}at least not in public." "{\cHFFFFFF}But there is another reason." "{\cHFFFFFF}and Barbara's dad" "{\cHFFFFFF}is a very successful businessman {\cHFFFFFF}who might bankroll {\cHFFFFFF}the making of my film." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Dracula On The Moon?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} ALL TALK AT ONCE" "you." "What do you think {\cHFFFFFF}you're doing?" "Ernie." "{\cHFFFFFF}How do you know my name?" "I know a lot about you." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Like how you like to play games {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} with girls." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} but each to their own. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} but I'm here." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I'm always up for a lark." "{\cHFFFFFF}Who are you?" "{\cH00FF00} I'm the last bloke {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} in the world you wanna meet." "let's have some fun." "{\cHFFFFFF}So he's gonna put up {\cHFFFFFF}all the capital? {\cHFFFFFF}if I make a good impression on him." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} That's the end of that then." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} I knew it was too good to be true." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I was looking forward to that.{\cH00FF00} He {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} couldn't make an impression in wet {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} sand.{\cHFFFFFF} I can make a good impression!" "{\cHFFFFFF}You wait." "This time next year {\cHFFFFFF}I'll be in Hollywood.{\cH00FF00} Or Colliers {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Wood.{\cHFFFF00} Or Brentwood." "{\cHFFFFFF}Or Cricklewood.{\cHFFFF00} Or Clapham." "{\cHFFFFFF}SONG STARTS" "{\cHFFFFFF}# Now when I was a lad" "{\cHFFFFFF}# And old Shep was a pup... #" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} you've nothing to fear {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} in this world." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} health is no protection." "Trevor." "Fit man." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Dropped dead in Macfisheries {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} just by the eel counter." "{\cHFFFFFF}will you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} His heart was hanging {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} by just one string." "One string." "sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} A drink on the house? {\cHFFFFFF}I'm arresting you {\cHFFFFFF}on suspicion of murder." "{\cHFFFFFF}you know this bit better than me." "sir?" "you're all right." "get that lady another gin {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and orange and buy everyone else {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} a drink with what's left." "Fred." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Shall we take your car or mine?" "you have missed a treat." "{\cHFFFFFF}It looks like they're going to hang {\cHFFFFFF}Freddie the Frog." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I'm taking the baby home." "Mr Pierpoint." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I won't keep you hanging around!" "Sergeant.{\cHFFFF00} Captured me?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I was sitting in me mum's kitchen {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} eating a dripping sandwich!" "sergeant?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} yes." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Blows were exchanged but I managed {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} to subdue her.{\cHFFFFFF} Good man." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Who are we supposed to have {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} murdered?" "{\cH00FF00} Cock Robin's my guess." "{\cHFFFFFF}You know full well {\cHFFFFFF}who you've murdered." "{\cHFFFFFF}Does the name Eric Poulton {\cHFFFFFF}ring any bells?" "Kent." "{\cHFFFFFF}Also the sole eyewitness to {\cHFFFFFF}the robbery at the jewellery shop." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} He's disappeared." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Vanished off the face of the earth." "{\cHFFFFFF}we took a drive down there." "{\cHFFFFFF}Made a few local enquiries." "{\cHFFFFFF}Many of his neighbours said {\cHFFFFFF}that they saw him talking to {\cHFFFFFF}two men at the front door." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the same two men were asking {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} questions in a local pub." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the other was shorter and stockier." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} They both spoke with {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Cockney accents." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Thank God." "That's Laurel and Hardy {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} off the hook. {\cHFFFFFF}you're both going to hang." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} How did he die?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} We haven't found his body...yet." "eh?" "{\cHFFFFFF}We're draining the nearby waterways." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} drain the English Channel?" "Martin." "{\cHFFFFFF}You'd better have a long hard think." "Mr Thomas." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} so we might as well come clean." "{\cHFFFFFF}A confession!" "me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Better than sex." "{\cHFFFFFF}so was pilchards on toast." "spit it out." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} It was us." "We went to his house." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} But we didn't break in." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} We were invited in." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He seemed eager to talk." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He wasn't what we expected. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} but he didn't." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} It was a gang fight in Soho." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Eric wasn't part of a gang." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He was one of the police officers {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} trying to break it up." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Mr Thomas?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Because Eric Poulton was the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} desk sergeant at your first station {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} after you finished training." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} He's got a picture of you and him {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and some of the lads {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} at the police Christmas party." "we've got it now. lived in the house {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} opposite the jeweller's shop." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And of course Eric couldn't {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} believe his luck when you two {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} asked him to tell a few white lies" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} for a share of the reward money." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tell me one thing." "{\cHFFFFFF}Is he dead?" "{\cH00FF00} No." "{\cHFFFFFF}Damn." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He's in Spain with his missus." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Flew out about a week ago." "old hero like that." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} But he said he'd come back {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and testify at court {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} if you wanted him to." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He's not worried now because {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} he'll be telling the truth." "is it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Shall I phone him?" "do we?" "and we don't want good old Eric {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} testifying to ruin your career." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} So... case is closed." "{\cHFFFFFF}File it under F. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and then we're going to celebrate." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Will you join us?" "never mind." "there was one thing." "{\cHFFFFFF}Perhaps you can help me with this." "{\cHFFFFFF}Is this part of {\cHFFFFFF}the Margate jewellery heist?" "{\cHFFFFFF}It was the wording {\cHFFFFFF}made me suspicious." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} ain't you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Found it in a local pawnbroker's." "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you know a family called {\cHFFFFFF}the Trotters?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Vaguely." "{\cHFFFFFF}got a few quid for it." "you stupid... do you know her?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} No." "because I {\cHFFFFFF}made some enquiries earlier" "{\cHFFFFFF}and I was told you knew her..." "{\cHFFFFFF}rather well." "would you?" "sir." "then go outside and count cars." "all right?" "{\cHFFFFFF} Mmm." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} OK... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I'm having an affair with her." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh!" "I was just told that {\cHFFFFFF}she was your char lady." "Fred." "see what she's got to {\cHFFFFFF}say for herself.{\cH00FF00} She's innocent." "{\cHFFFFFF}I do believe {\cHFFFFFF}you're trying to protect her." "{\cHFFFFFF}either of you will do." "{\cHFFFFFF}I won't make it too hard for you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Long as I get a successful nick." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Am I still entitled to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} my customary phone call?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Help yourself." "Fred." "you've got a reputation {\cHFFFFFF}with the fairer sex." "{\cHFFFFFF}FRED DIALS PHONE" "{\cHFFFFFF}but not the one I wanted." "very poor." "but {\cHFFFFFF}a lot of women mistook it for a fit. {\cHFFFFFF}hung juries and a lazy lob." "{\cHFFFFFF}PHONE RINGS" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Hello.{\cH00FF00} Why did you pawn the ring?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I'm going to get it back in a couple {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} of weeks.{\cH00FF00} Why did you pawn the ring?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} My son wanted to buy a Lambretta." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} He'll pay me back soon." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Are they going to hang you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} they might." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} So...what am I pleading guilty to? {\cHFFFFFF}"driving on the public highway {\cHFFFFFF}without insurance" "{\cHFFFFFF}"and driving a vehicle {\cHFFFFFF}without the appropriate licence." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Here comes the aeroplane." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Watch Nana." "{\cHFFFFFF}Freddie the Frog was arrested {\cHFFFFFF}for first-degree murder {\cHFFFFFF}but tried for not having a tax-disc!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} here comes the choo-choo train." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Shall Nana show you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Look on the bright side." "which means your {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Joanie will soon get her job back." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I've got Joanie a bit of work at {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} that art gallery where I clean." "wouldn't she?" "love?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I just can't believe this!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Give it here." "this ain't fair." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You should go and see your MP." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Here's some goo-goo." "darling." "Mummy's here." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} More?" "don't it?" "{\cHFFFF00} Give us it here." "Rodders." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Get your laughing gear around that." "{\cHFFFFFF}DOOR OPENS {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Mr Rayner is back from sick leave." "take it easy." "Miss Turpin." "sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} How are the hands now?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Still sore." "{\cHFFFFFF}The doctors said I am suffering from {\cHFFFFFF}what they call aftershock." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} So what happened?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} You just fell off your bike?" "{\cHFFFFFF}it is all a complete blank." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I mean to break every finger and {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} both thumbs falling off your bike." "{\cHFFFFFF}Work to be done!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I will be in the office {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} by Mr Rayner's side" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} open letters {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and sign paperwork et cetera." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I will be his hands." "Raymond.{\cHFFFFFF} Raymond!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} he might want to go to the toilet." "{\cHFFFFFF}Raymond!" "that sounds ominous." "do you {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} promise to keep it to yourself?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Of course." "Is it something dirty?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} No!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} And I want you to do me {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} a big favour.{\cH00FFFF} All right." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} You don't know what it is yet." "here goes." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} You know Freddie Robdal?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} 'You and Freddie Robdal?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} 'Have you gone completely {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} off your rocker?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} 'He's dangerous!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} he's a bad boy?" "'{\cHFFFF00} 'I don't know.'" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} And I don't like him." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Oh...{\cHFFFF00} I love him." "but this beats them all.'" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} 'And he loves me.'{\cH00FF00} Joan." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} 'That's just what men say {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} till they get their way.' it's different with Fred.' it's different all right." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} He's the first psychopath {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} you've jumped into the sack with.' you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Sorry." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Nothing much." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I went to an art gallery {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} the other week." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I would love to be in bed with you." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Shut up!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} he had a whole week of viewings." "that sort of thing." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} John Hurford's fantasy landscapes" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Japanese progressive..." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} What are you laughing at?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I'm smiling cos I'm pleased." "you didn't know {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Constable from Dunstable." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Now listen to yourself." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I had a good teacher." "didn't it?" "{\cH00FF00} Yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Who invited you {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} to an art exhibition?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I wasn't invited." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Reg's mum got me a job {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} as a waitress." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} He was some big art dealer {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} called Purnell." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} What was his first name?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Roland." "Do you know him?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} No.{\cHFFFF00} Good." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} He's a slimy little rat." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} He promised me £7 cash for the week {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and then took £3 back for tax." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} That's because I'm a woman." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I know you are." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} How's our little boy?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} gets bigger every day.'" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} 'What excuse did you give to Reg {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} about going AWOL?" "'" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} 'He doesn't know I've gone." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} 'He's at work." "saying he had to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} take a job in the docks." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} 'They've put him in a stock room {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} checking cases of cigarettes.'" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Reg Trotter in a tobacco warehouse?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} It's like leaving a monkey {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} in charge of a banana shop." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} things are going to change." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I want a different life." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} about a mile from Bournemouth." "right on the beach. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and when I get out..." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I'm going straight. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} take them out and show them {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} the good fishing grounds." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} And what about me?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Will I ever get to see you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} First thing every morning and last {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} thing every night if I have my way. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and I want our little boy {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} in the room next door." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Are you serious?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Let's get away. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} pretend we've never been here {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} before." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Let's become new again." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Let's become new again." "gracias?" "it's a piece of... baby?" "{\cHFFFFFF}My old Lambretta {\cHFFFFFF}is hotter than a camel's burp {\cHFFFFFF}waiting for you to get back." "{\cHFFFFFF}I bet you can feel it throbbing {\cHFFFFFF}all the way up your Champs Elysees." "{\cHFFFFFF}Eh?" "can you put me {\cHFFFFFF}through to Paris 379421?" "Thank you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Bloody GPO!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} What about Reg?" "He might come down {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} to Bournemouth looking for us." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He'll only come down once." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} That's a big ocean." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Don't say things like that." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Reg knows what will happen {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} if he makes a nuisance of himself." "but he ain't that stupid." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and that's when our lives begin." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Just keep thinking of us {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} down on that beach. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} sail out to sea {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and have a picnic...in France." "shut up." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And then we'll sail back in time {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} for little 'un to get into bed" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} ready for school in the morning." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He'll love it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I know he will." "He's got a name." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Rodney." "I know." "some people use their {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} middle names instead of their first." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Has he got a middle name?" "{\cHFFFF00}" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Charlton." "Rodney'll love it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} But what about my Derek?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} My eldest son." "not the way he is." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I want to make sure he's OK.{\cH00FF00}" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} he can look after himself." "I'd worry about him." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I've got to make sure he's settled {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} before we run off." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I don't know what Derek would do {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} if I suddenly wasn't there." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I don't know what I'd do {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} without him either." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} He's been my strength." "I've got to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} make sure he's all right." "{\cHFFFFFF}What's your maniac boyfriend {\cHFFFFFF}say to that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I said it won't take long." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Del's always getting engaged - {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} the next one might stick." "I say!" "Where are you off to?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Meeting someone special?" "{\cHFFFFFF} I've got {\cHFFFFFF}a new girlfriend called Barbara." "why don't you {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} settle down with her? {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} a woman can tell." "{\cHFFFFFF}She's been away a while." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Yeah?" "What'd she get done for?" "{\cHFFFFFF}she got back yesterday." "are you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Why do you have to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} make everything sordid?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Can I give you a bit of advice?" "they talk to a man." "{\cHFFFFFF}the car dealer." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} The most important thing {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} is to make the mama like you." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} say nice things. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I'll let him squeeze my titties." "and he's doing all right." "{\cHFFFFFF}He owns a chain of {\cHFFFFFF}undertakers' shops." "you could be {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} driving the hearse." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Or a fully trained embalmer." "treat her nice {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and don't get her up the duff." "{\cHFFFFFF}Don't be silly." "I'm {\cHFFFFFF}taking her to a posh restaurant." "{\cHFFFFFF}One of those places where {\cHFFFFFF}you get more than one knife and fork." "I {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} heard the best bit of advice about {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} etiquette from the head of catering." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} It was "Push your soup {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and pull your pudding." "think about it." "and you pull {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} your afters towards you." "you remember it." "{\cHFFFFFF}"Now I know where Barbara {\cHFFFFFF}gets her good looks from." "{\cHFFFFFF}"Push your soup {\cHFFFFFF}and pull your pud in." "{\cHFFFFFF}DOORBELL RINGS" "{\cHFFFFFF}"Now I know where Barbara gets {\cHFFFFFF}her good looks from." "{\cHFFFFFF}Kin'ell!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} What?" "{\cHFFFFFF} Canal." "{\cHFFFFFF}that's why I'm late." "Barbara... {\cHFFFFFF}God..." "These are for you." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Thanks." "I've 'oovered {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} the hall so I'm off now." "see you tomorrow." "some boy." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I think he's on drugs." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Can I help you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Are you Barbara's mum?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Yes." "And you are?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm here to pick Barbara up." "come in." "now I know where {\cHFFFFFF}Barbara gets her good looks from!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Oh...thank you." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} This way." "this is Derek." "Derek." "{\cHFFFFFF}My daughter's told us {\cHFFFFFF}so much about you." "get Derek a drink." "perhaps?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm all right." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's Bernard." "Bernard." "{\cHFFFFFF}You've got a lovely house." "yes." "We call it the Aviary." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Because we're the Bird family." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm Bernard Bird...{\cH00FF00} And I'm... {\cHFFFFFF}so we named our house the Aviary." "that." "hello." "welcome home." "what was abroad like?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} It was all right." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Where are we going?" "Not local?" "no." "We're going up the West End." "{\cHFFFFFF}I've booked us into a restaurant." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} What's it called?" "{\cHFFFFFF} The Golden Egg." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} The Golden Egg?" "{\cHFFFFFF}The Golden Egg." "{\cHFFFFFF}I've not heard of The Golden Egg." "it's in Leicester Square." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} What sort of cuisine is it?" "{\cHFFFFFF} .." "Egg." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I'll just go and get my coat." "you're an undertaker?" "one in Chelsea." "eh?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Really?" "I imagine he'd know." "Barbara {\cHFFFFFF}tells us your father's a doctor." "{\cHFFFFFF}A doctor?" "a docker." "{\cHFFFFFF}A docker?" "!" "{\cH00FF00} What's a docker?" "{\cHFFFFFF}He works down the docks." "{\cHFFFFFF}he got the old tin-tack." "got caught with his hands {\cHFFFFFF}in a crate of Marlboro tipped." "don't it?" "Bernie?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Lovely jubbly!" "darling." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} you're like an old witch!" "Barbara!" "{\cHFFFFFF}She has to be in bed by 12." "{\cHFFFFFF}otherwise I'll bring her home!" "I'm only joking!" "{\cHFFFFFF}My daughter is going out {\cHFFFFFF}with the son of a docker." "{\cHFFFFFF}a thieving docker!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Your always telling your {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} bereaved clients to look {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} for the silver lining." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He might be a good influence on her." "{\cHFFFFFF}all this vegetarian rubbish. {\cHFFFFFF}but he might be just the one to bring {\cHFFFFFF}a little common sense {\cHFFFFFF}back into her life.{\cH00FF00} Let's hope so." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} SCOOTER ENGINE ROARS" "{\cHFFFFFF}"Push yer soup and pull yer pud in." "{\cHFFFFFF}You all right?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} All right?" "!" "Look at my hair!" "{\cHFFFFFF}That's the only problem with {\cHFFFFFF}a scooter." "Your hair looks all right." "thanks." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And don't call me Babs." "what did you order?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} A mushroom omelette." "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you not fancy a nice steak?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I haven't eaten meat {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} for the past 18 months." "because I am loaded." "I'm a vegetarian." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} No flesh enters my body." "baby!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} breaded plaice and pommes frites." "don't they?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} They are chips." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and don't call me baby!" "look at that!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tony!" "S'cuse me." "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't want to get you into trouble" "{\cHFFFFFF}but you've dropped {\cHFFFFFF}a bit of lemon on my fish." "sir." "mate." "Probably slipped {\cHFFFFFF}out of someone's gin and tonic." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He means it's supposed to be there." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} You squeeze it over your fish." "{\cHFFFFFF}Lemon on fish?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}And what about me chips?" "{\cHFFFFFF}have you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Enjoy your meal." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} "You've dropped a bit {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} of lemon on my fish!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} You're so gauche!" "I've never been {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} so embarrassed in all my life!" "{\cHFFFFFF}No?" "You should look in the mirror." "that's it!" "Take me home now!" "I was {\cHFFFFFF}only having a laugh with you." "{\cHFFFFFF}this being our first real date" "{\cHFFFFFF}but do you fancy getting engaged?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} 'I think this is the one {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} he's going to settle down with." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} 'I know he'll be all right now." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} We can go whenever you like." "then we'll be off." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} 'I can't believe our luck." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} 'Her mum and dad have invited us {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} round to their house {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} for an engagement party" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} 'and Del says they are really {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} looking forward to meeting {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} me and Reg.{\cH00FF00} Yeah?" "' what joy!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'll hide the silver." "{\cHFFFFFF}JUKEBOX PLAYS "Jailhouse Rock" {\cHFFFFFF}by Elvis Presley" "Fred." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Here's a pint on the house." "would you like another drink?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Of course you would." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Derek tells us {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} you work in the film industry." "in a cinema." "{\cHFFFFFF}She sells choc-ices {\cHFFFFFF}during the interlude." "{\cHFFFFFF}Are you the ice-cream girl?" "{\cHFFFFFF}HE SMIRKS {\cHFFFFFF}Girl?" "!" "with {\cHFFFFFF}the spotlight shining down on you." "{\cHFFFFFF}I thought I'd like to do that {\cHFFFFFF}when I leave school." "try her uniform on." "{\cHFFFFFF}THEY LAUGH would you be so kind {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} as to fetch some more food {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} from the kitchen?" "Mrs Bird." "but I feel nice and relaxed now." "isn't it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}It took me back to my teenager {\cHFFFFFF}years when I was a bit nervous {\cHFFFFFF}about meeting a girl's parents." "{\cHFFFFFF}I can't tell you how happy I was {\cHFFFFFF}when I found out she was an orphan." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} How much does Roland owe us?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Lots." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He's been in hiding for ages. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} he comes out of hiding {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and opens up a new art gallery." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Didn't stop to think {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} we might be innocent." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Well... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And he made a friend of mine {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} pay tax on a poxy £7 a week wage." "my son." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} You're going to be the Inland {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Revenue's number one fan by {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} the time I've finished with you." "I'm retiring {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} down to my place in Bournemouth." "and the chavi." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Sounds nice." "Can I come down there?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} No." "I ain't tucking you in {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} at night as well." "all right.{\cHFFFF00} Lots of banks {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and jewellers in Bournemouth." "I'm done with all that." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Tomorrow I'm a new man." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Of course you are(!" ")" "{\cHFFFFFF}ain't it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}you make a lovely sausage roll." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Give me your hand." "no." "What are you doing?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Give me your hand." "I was just going {\cHFFFFFF}to take these...{\cH00FF00} Give me your hand!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Give me your other hand." "{\cHFFFFFF}All right." "{\cHFFFFFF}Beryl!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Mummy?" "Bernard." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} What's happening?" "{\cHFFFFFF} Derek had {\cHFFFFFF}his hands on my mother's breasts!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} He what?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't know how that happened!" "aren't you?" "God!" "{\cHFFFFFF}even though it is them." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} You don't know how lucky you are." "{\cHFFFFFF}Lucky?" "!" "To have a mother {\cHFFFFFF}who'd rape my fiance?" "come on." "{\cHFFFFFF}It was just a little... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Derek!" "Why don't we go back in" "{\cHFFFFFF}let's go and have another drink." "{\cHFFFFFF}drink the whole bottle if you like." "{\cHFFFFFF}don't spoil the evening. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} with your little skirts and your {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} high heels and your modern hairdos." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And I hear you playing your records." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I can feel you dancing." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} because I never had your enjoyment." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I never went to parties or {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Golden Eggs and had fun." "not the war again." "Boring!" "it was much worse {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} than the war!" "I got married!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} The Blitz was fun compared to him!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I've spent the last 20 years {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} of my life trapped in this house." "I'm sure you can all talk this {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} over and one day laugh... maybe not laugh about it... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Do you know what I do {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} while you're both not here?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I put on your clothes." "we're off and running!" "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}You put Barbara's clothes on?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And I play your records." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And I dance to them." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Bobby Darin." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I love this modern music!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And I pretend I'm enjoying myself." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I've become an expert in pretence." "{\cHFFFFFF}You pretend you're me?" "darling." "you {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} drained my vineyard dry years ago!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Bernard." "I just need another drink!" "darling!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'll go and have a word {\cHFFFFFF}with her if you like." "{\cHFFFFFF}You stay where you are!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} will you please listen to me?" "especially {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} as it's your engagement party." "Derek!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Will you get out {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} of this kitchen before I brain you?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} And take him with you!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Look...men are stupid." "the men in my family are." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} But Del is a decent man..." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} underneath." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} He never forgets my birthday {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and he always asks how I am and {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} makes me laugh when I'm miserable." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} you know...thick." "and talk about {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} what happened tonight" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and then get on with your lives?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Because I know that one day you {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and Del could settle down and... {\cHFFFFFF}Talk to your son?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Talk to my mother?" "Mrs Trotter?" "it's not." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Best of luck with your A Levels." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Thank you." "{\cHFFFFFF}And tell Del..." "{\cHFFFFFF}good luck with Dracula On The Moon." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I'll give him Dracula On The 'kin {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Moon when I get my hands on him!" "{\cHFFFFFF}DOG BARKS" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I'm going to buy my little boy {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} an electric train set" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} with bridges and cows and things." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Lovely." "Has Roland got a safe?" "it would never {\cHFFFFFF}have worked anyway." "see." "{\cHFFFFFF}leather-bound Radio Times" "{\cHFFFFFF}and cheese that smells like toe-jam." "not my idea of a future." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm finished with girls now." "I've always been {\cHFFFFFF}very religious." "{\cHFFFFFF}I might actually be Catholic." "I think I'd get on well {\cHFFFFFF}in that game.{\cHFFFF00} I don't believe him." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} 'Arf hour ago he was a having {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} a fumble with his fiancee's mum {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and now he wants to be the Pope!" "look!" "{\cHFFFFFF}She is beautiful!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I think I'm in love!" "your dream's {\cHFFFFFF}been ruined?" "{\cHFFFF00} What?" "you know." "I had this dream of {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} a big white wedding" " I'm a mother - {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and tonight Del ruined it." "he's well out of it." "{\cHFFFFFF}That Beryl's as nutty {\cHFFFFFF}as an almond tree." "she does a nice sausage roll." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm going to bed." "we could {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} have been living by the seaside." "he's like all other men." "even when they promise to." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} If only they could pick up a phone {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} as easy as they do bad habits.." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # Is this a lasting treasure?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # Or just a moment's pleasure?" "{\cHFFFFFF}SHE SINGS ALONG {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} # Can I believe" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} # The magic of your sighs?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} # Will you still love me tomorrow?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # Tonight with words unspoken" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # You said that I'm the only one" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # But will my heart be broken?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # When the night {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} meets the morning sun?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # I'd like to know that your love" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # Is a love I can be sure of" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # So tell me now" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # And I won't ask again" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # Will you still love me tomorrow?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} # Will you still love me tomorrow?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd"