"[buzzing]" "[Eep] Hi, we're the Croods of Ahhh!" "Valley." "Or at least we were, until my dad got fed up with the place and decided to vacate and shun it." "On our vacate-shun, we met the Broods... who seemed really nice." "But they were actually only using us to get to Ahhh!" "Valley." "They tried to bump us off." "But we escaped just in time... to be eaten." " [Grug] Hello!" " [Eep] Help!" "[Gran] Get me outta here!" "[Ugga] Anybody out there?" "Anybody at all?" " Hi, Croods." " [Ugga] Anybody but her." "[groans]" "Oh, don't worry, we're not here to laugh at your misery." "We're not?" "Not even just a little?" "Okay, maybe just a little." "[laughing] [sighs] That felt good." "Didn't that feel good?" "Am I the only one?" "Anybody?" "No?" "Well, enjoy being painfully digested over the next six moons." "[scoffs] Eep can't even die fast." "[Eep] I'll make you die fast!" " [grunts] Come back!" " [chuckles] Pathetic." "Well, we best get going." "Busy day for us, moving to Aha Valley and all." "[Grug] You're still not saying it right." "From your throat:" "Ahhh!" "Valley." "Mm-hmm." "Then we have to chase out all the people who live there, start devouring all their food." "Oh!" "Such a full day." " Say goodbye, family." " [grunts]" " Later, Cruds." " Enjoy being digested!" "[sighs] I still wish we got to eat them." "[growling]" "[Grug] Maybe we could fight our way out." "[grunting] [growling and snarling]" "Oh, you didn't like that?" "Croods, let's give this guy a bellyache." "[snarling and whimpering]" " [Thunk] Tickles." " [Eep gasps] Good idea, Thunk." "We shouldn't be fighting, we should be tickling." "[Thunk] Of course!" "Watch out, Eep, here comes the tickle monster!" "[Eep] Don't!" "No, not me, tickle him." "[Grug] Tickle, tickle." " [Ugga] Tickle harder!" "Show no mercy!" " [growling laughter] [retching] [grunting]" "[groans] Next time I choose death." "Where's Thunk?" "How'd you get out of the..." "I don't want to talk about it." "We need to warn Ahhh!" "Valley about the Broods." "[groans] And a clean pelt wouldn't hurt." "Yeah, but they must be halfway to the valley by now." "We'll never beat them, so wanna go this way?" "Or we could go this way instead." "Dad, we need to go back." "It's our home." "And it being in danger is pretty much entirely our fault." "Eh, they can all take care of themselves." "They'll be fine... except maybe Snoot." "So win-win." "Aww, come on, don't make me go back there." "The people are so annoying." "♪ Bom-bom bom-bom-dah ♪" "♪ Bom-bom-bom bom-bah-dah♪" "♪ Bah-dah-bah ♪" "♪ Free food!" "♪" "♪ Come and get it ♪" " Free?" " Food?" " Come and get..." " It?" "Hi, you must be those wonderful neighbors the Croods told us about." "Yep, that Amber." " Who are you people?" " We're the Broods." "The Croods said we could stay here while they're away because our names rhyme!" "[chuckles]" "Aren't the Croods the sweetest?" " Hmm... guess that makes sense." " Her story checks out." "You can trust a rhyme." "Now come on in and eat, eat, eat." "We have just too much food." "Don't you hate that?" "Isn't that just the worst?" "[chuckling]" "You Broods are so generous." "Grug always gets so mad when I eat all the food in his cave." "Is this the whole valley?" "I don't want to leave anyone out, do I?" "Yep, this is everyone." "No one can turn down free food." "Mmm!" "I'm delicious." "Glad you like it." "We thought if you were busy eating, you'd be too distracted to stop us." "Too distracted to stop you from..." "Oh!" "Meatballs." "[chewing and grunting]" "I can't believe we had to share our food." "Aww, I know sharing is terrible, but now we don't have to anymore because..." "♪ Ahhh!" "Valley is all ours!" "♪" "Fine, let's get this over with so we can get back to our vacate-shun." "What?" "I'm old school." "Oh, no!" "They've already taken over." "Look, they're wasting all our leaves." "And wearing them." " Then what do they wipe with?" " [groans]" "[Eep] And Blurg's scaring away all the prey with her joyriding." "Even though she's lousy on the turns." "And Frump is using Dad's fly-at-stuffer to feed Dub all the smash fruits." " Looks pretty fun, actually." " That should be our fun, because that's my fly-at-stuffer!" "[gasps]" "That's it!" "I know how to get rid of the Broods." "[Eep] Um, is the fly-at-stuffer involved?" "Because we might have a problem." "[gasps] My baby!" "[snarling]" "Sorry... [chuckles] second baby." "That's it, we're going in." "[grunting] [chuckles] [snarling]" "[groans] How can something so cute be so terrifying?" " [Sandy snarling] - [grunts] Ow!" "First baby, I said I was sorry." "Never mind, I know how." " But how are we gonna get past them?" " Don't worry, Mom." "I think I remember how Frump controlled them." "Hi, little buddies." "Remember me?" "[snarls and roars]" "Yep, that seems about where we left things off." "But unlike everybody else I meet, I can make you like me." "[snarling and growling]" "Whoops!" "Wrong signal." "[growling]" " [snarling]" " Ohh!" "Not that either." "How about this?" " You guys can do that on cue?" " Thunk, focus!" "[cooing]" "[Thunk sighs] Much better." "[giggles] So cute I could almost forget you tried to kill me and my family." "Almost." "And now it's forgotten." "Boop!" "We're in." "Great work, son." "[snarling] [purring]" "Whoops!" "Sorry, Thunk." "Nah, it's all good." "Now let me slap you on the back again to congratulate you..." "No!" "[Grug] All right, we're in." "Ugga, Gran, go gather some vines." "Eep, you know what to do." "[Thunk] And I know what our job is." "[giggling and cooing]" "I'll show that Dub, thinks he's so tough and macho." " Well, so am I!" " [crack]" "Well, so is Ugga." "Ugga, little help!" "That Grug?" "Grug, let Amber out!" "Amber?" "What's going on?" "Broods bait us inside with food." "Now Amber know what prey feel like." "And Amber no like it!" "[sobbing]" "Grug, you have to get us out." "It smells like butt and sweat in here." "No offense." "Amber no ashamed of Amber scent." "Uh, hold on." "There are a lot of rocks." "Lift with legs, not with back, but definitely no lift with eye." "Amber learn that hard way." "Don't lift them, roll them." "Don't lift or roll, just believe." " Uh, on second thought..." " Grug, whatever you're doing, just do it the opposite way." "There, I saved us." "You're welcome." " [Bud] Don't lift them, roll them." " [Lerk] Have you tried digging?" " Don't try digging." " Oh, no!" "The Broods, uh, are heading this way." "You can't hear them, but, um, they are." " Gotta go!" " [Snoot] What?" "You can't leave us in here!" "The whole valley is in here and I hate making small talk." "Look, Amber no happy about this, but at least Grug no leave us somewhere dangerous." " [roaring] - [screaming]" "Uh..." "Amber take back Amber last statement." "[gulps]" "Whoo!" "Ha ha!" "What the...?" "[groans] [laughing]" "Eep, what are you doing here?" "You're supposed to be tyrannaconda food." "Can't keep this girl down." "[chuckles] Really, he couldn't." "It was like..." "[imitates retching]" "Well, then, I'm gonna stuff you back down like... [grunting]" "Oh, yeah?" "Then I'll just fight back like... [grunting]" "Enough!" "I'm dragging you out of this town." "Bye!" "Hah!" "Oh, come on, at least make an effort." "[growls]" " Hah!" "Gotcha!" " Um... [grunts]" "Dub says he's not mad at you, just very disappointed." "[nervous chuckle]" "Aaah!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "[panting]" "Gotcha." "I win." "Yeah, but look what you won." "[all] Aaaah!" "Thanks for visiting." "Hope you enjoyed your stay." "Now stay away!" "[snarling] [cooing]" "No, go be with your kind." "[chittering and cooing]" "I said go!" "Uh, not that kind of go." "Ohh..." "It's better this way." "Everybody look your best." "It's time to be worshipped as heroes in three... two... [screams]" " Shut it, shut it!" " Why?" "Why?" "[wheezing]" "Oh, good call." "[grunts]" "There, now you can thank us." "Thank you?" "You left us trapped in your filthy cave with that deadly beast." "You know I'm defenseless if I can't use my flight or flight instincts." " Uh, isn't it fight or...?" " I know what I said." "Everyone, come on, it's not like we knew the moler bear would come back." "Amber heard Grug excuses but not hear Grug apology." "For what?" "You don't even have a scratch on you." "[wincing and groaning]" "Gaah!" "All right, fine, I admit it," "I left you in the cave so that we could defeat the Broods without all of you there to muck it up." "Well, I never!" "[both growling]" "Friends, just to be clear, Grug doesn't growl for all of us." "Come on, be honest, Ugga, the only reason we went on vacate-shun was to get away from these bigmouths, always butting in like big..." "[growls] butt mouths!" "[all gasp]" "Say it ain't so, Eep." "Say it ain't so." "No, Lerk, that's how my dad feels, not me." "Lerk, please, I didn't call you a... [sobs] I just came back to let you know one more time that... [bawling]" "It hurts!" "Look what you Croods did, making that poor weird girl even weirder." "Amber say if Croods want shun valley, then valley shun Croods." "Good idea." "From now on, we'll treat the Croods like they don't exist." "Yeah!" "I also say yeah." "Ha!" "You think you can ignore us?" "Try this on for size." "♪ I'm Gran, I'm Gran You have to look at me ♪" " ♪ 'Cause I have no shame ♪" " Close your eyes and plug your ears." " This will show them." " [screaming]" "Well, they're out of our hair." "No need to thank me." "Actually, I take it back, thank me." "Thank you?" "You made the whole valley hate us, even Lerk." "[bawling]" "He even made 'em hate me, and I'm downright adorable." "Grug, I know I say this a lot, possibly to the point that it's lost all meaning, but this time I really mean it:" "this is bad!" "Family, I can't believe you don't see how great this is." "We're back in the valley like you wanted, except now the only person to bother us is nobody." "[echoing] nobody..." "Ooh, an entire girelephant, and it's all mine." "Oh, that is, unless you demand a cut, nobody." "No?" "Great!" "[grunts]" "Gotcha!" "You seem bigger when it's just me out here." "[grunting and sighs]" "Nope, stop." "Bad dinner." "Well, I'm gonna relax for the rest of the day." "You're not gonna bug me, are you, nobody?" "That's what I thought." "[chuckles] [snarling and growling]" "Uh, family, why is Sandy acting crazy?" "Sorry, Dad, but there's no other babies to play with so Sandy started chasing her own tail." "No other old people either." "[chuckling] And it was in my nose the whole time!" "[laughing]" "I don't need them to have fun." "Tell me a joke, nobody." "[chuckles]" "Yeah." "Guess I had to be there." "I don't know, nobody." "Maybe being part of a community would make life easier." "Mm-hmm." "Hmm." "No, you're right, I am talking crazy." "Sure, today was a bit rough, but there's nothing the Croods can't overcome all by themselves." "[gasps]" "The Broods are here!" " Aaah!" " [panting]" "It's those guys from before whose names I forgot!" "That's right, and no more nice Broods." "This time, you're dinner." "For her." "I mean, we are here to eat all the food in your valley but it's not our plan to eat people." "Well, no one plans to eat people." "We're not afraid of you." "We beat you once, we can do it again." "[panting] Eat rock." " [crunching]" " Hmm, I'll be darned." "How come he can eat rocks and I can't?" "Not now, Frump, we are rampaging." "[roaring]" "Aaah!" "I for one am loving life without the Croods." "Yep, used to be every day something big and dangerous happened and they were always at the center of it." "Yeah, everything always about Croods." "Amber so over it." "[all sighing]" "Guys, big problem." "The Broods are back, and they've got a tyrannaconda." "You guys hear something?" " Amber not hear any Grug Croods." " No sirree." "This is important!" "We... need your help." "The only help you're getting is help reminding you you're shunned." " You're shunned!" " No!" "No, listen, this affects you too." "I seriously doubt that." " [snarling] - [all screaming]" "Hi, there." "We tried taking your town peacefully, stuffing you all in a cramped cave, [chuckles] but it didn't work, did it?" "We can all admit that, right?" "So this time, we're stuffing you in a cramped stomach." "Bye, now!" "[all screaming] [roaring]" "Well, Womp, you've got one last pick." "Let's make it a good one." "[snarling]" "Everyone, this way!" "You think that'll slow us down?" "I eat buzztles for breakfast." "You do?" "How do they taste?" "Terrible." "Really, really terrible." "Okay, Amber have plan." "Plan is, run away and not stop." "We'll just live somewhere else." "What, and give up?" "Amber not think of it as "give up."" "Actually, yeah." "Amber give up." "Let's give up!" "Let's give up!" "Let's give up!" " Let's give up!" " What are we gonna do, Dad?" "I think there's only one way out of this." "Of course." "Step one, develop flying powers." "Step two..." "The only way out of this is together." "What?" "You're the one who wanted nothing to do with us." "Not even me, your best friend, Baitsy." "Uh, sure." "Part of what you said is true." "I thought I wanted to live alone." "But then I realized it super-super stinks, like a butt after eating rotten meat." "Look at the Broods." "They're only out for themselves, and what did that get them?" "Right now, our valley and us screaming, devoured at their feet." "I mean they're deranged, wasteful jerks without a home to call their own." "But like my family was trying to get me to see, we look out for each other." "And that is how we will defeat them." "Ahhh!" "Valley, Ahhh!" "Valley!" "Ahhh!" "Valley!" "Ahhh!" "Valley!" "[all] Ahhh!" "Valley!" "Ahhh!" "Valley!" "Ahhh!" "Valley!" "Ahhh!" "Whoa, whoa, too far, guys." "Um, okay, now, here is the plan." "There they are, charging right at us," "I can only assume to surrender." "Very reasonable, isn't it?" " Whose valley is this?" " [all] Our valley." " And what's it called?" " [all] Ahhh!" "Valley." "Ahhh!" "Valley." "[snarling]" "These guys have a funny way of surrendering." "And... now!" "[yelling]" "[gasping]" "What is this?" " [whimpering]" " Now pin it down." " [growling] - [giggling]" "That helps, too." "Now, I've got someone's insides to tickle." "[gasps] Whose?" "Please don't be mine." "Gitchie-gitchie-goo." "[snarling laughter] [groans] Freedom!" "Disgusting freedom." "[chuckles] I kinda liked it in there." "Wait." "Where's..." " Grug, how did you..." " I don't wanna talk about it." "I know, Dad." "I know." "[snarling] [whimpers]" "Well, you beat us." "Guess you're gonna eat us now, huh?" "[chuckles]" "No." "What is wrong with you people?" "No one is eating anyone today." "Too late." "Beat it, Broods." "This is our home." "[growls]" "Very well, but you haven't seen the last of us." "We shall return with a vengeance so fierce..." " Frump, come on." " Sorry." "[groans] Now where was I?" "Oh, so much for my threatening goodbye." " [chuckles] - [sighs]" "Wanna trade weird kids?" "No?" "Yeah, okay." "Whatever." "Bye." "[cheering and laughing] [laughing]" "I'm so glad we're friends again." "[chortles] Me, too." "I was getting tired of my other friend." "She can be super clingy." "Geez, give me some space!" "[munching and slurping]" " [gasps] You came back." " [cooing]" "I almost forgot you broke my heart." "[cooing and purring]" "And now it's forgotten." "[hollow thump]" "On behalf valley, Amber want thank Grug and Croods for saving us." "Hear, hear." "Though I do have some suggestions on how I'd like my life saved next time." "First... [grunts]" "Amber also want welcome Croods back to community." "Shun is done!" "We're glad to be back." "You know what they say." "There's no place like... uh, this place." "But you heard the Broods." "They'll be back, so we gotta be ready." "Now, it's gonna take a lot of effort, a lot of thinking, and coordination." "Boy, that sure sounds like a lot of work." "How about just you do it?" "Me?" "No, what I'm saying is, we all must work together." "Yeah, and Grug lead us and do all hard work of making us do that." "Wait." "Lead you?" "No, I'm trying to..." "[Amber] It settled." "Grug now leader of Ahhh!" "Valley." " [yelling] - [all cheering]" "Grug's the leader?" "Nice knowin' ya, valley." "♪ Whoo-oh-oh-oh ♪" "♪ Ba-dum-dum, ba-dum ♪" "♪ Whoo-oh, ba-dum-dum ba-dum ♪" "♪ Whoo-oh, ba-dum-dum ♪" "♪ Ba-dum-dum, ba-dum ♪" "♪ Whoo-oh-oh-oh ♪" "♪ Ba-dum-dum ♪" "♪ Ba-dum-dum ba-dum ♪"