"Central Film Distribution presents" "DON JUAN" "Based on an old Czech puppet play" "Voice-over Artist" "Actors" "Production Script Editors" "Film Editor" "Music" "Camera Operator" "Scriptwriter, Director Designer" "My heart jumps with joy, Doña Maria, when your beauty strikes my eye." "If you disbelieve my words, reach out, unsheathe my sword and pierce my chest." "You will see that the spilt blood is innocent and untainted by thoughts against you." "Why all that trouble and torment, Don Felipe?" "How can you fail to notice my utter longing for you?" "But you are well aware that my parents want to wed me to your brother." "May a thorn pierce my heart and the sun shun my face!" "Would you marry that philanderer who has frittered away all his possessions in cards and skittles?" "Even if the whole world agrees, I shall disagree." "I shall agree with you and shortly take a different course of action." "Come to our garden at nine o'clock." "My father and I shall expect you there." "Now I must take my leave." "May your journey be peaceful, graceful beauty." "With delight I shall await that blissful hour of nine." "What did my eyes just see, what did my ears just hear!" "Wicked breed, sinful deed, thunder above and below!" "Did I just hear my brother Felipe put himself in the way of my love?" "My heart cannot stand for it." "Hey, Jester!" "Present yourself for duty." "Sir!" "Am I not already present?" "I cannot see you here." "How could you see me there when I am still here?" "You rogue!" "How long will you be?" "Too many orders for no return." "Jester, you know very well that old Don Avenis promised me his daughter, Doña Maria." "But my brother is putting himself in the way of my love and my heart will not stand for it." "No wonder, nor would mine." "In your place, I would have married long ago." "You see, Jester." "I am to arrange a wedding but my pocket is empty." "Mine also." "Let's join forces." "You wretched toad!" "I am not without help!" "Go to my affluent father and ask him to lend me 400 ducats." "But you must not mention the wedding." "Tell him I am gravely ill, indebted to doctors and apothecaries." "And where is your father's abode?" "You see that street." "That is my father's house." "Jester, I am counting on you." "You can count on me." "You will remain single for sure." "Mayor, mayor!" "Mayor!" "Mayor!" "Mayor!" "Mayor!" "Who is it?" "And what is it?" "Who is it and what is it." "Are you blind?" "Can't you see it's a man?" "I can see a male person in front of me." "But I don't know who you are." "Don't blabber on, old man." "Your son has sent me." "He asks you to be wise enough to lend him 400 ducats." "He wants to get married but is penniles." "I hear my son mentioned but I do not know which one." "Have two sons" "It is your favourite, Don Juan." "Don Juan?" "Uh-huh!" "If I lent a single penny to that knave," "I would regret it to the grave since he does not treat his father as a proper son ought to." "To his utmost shame I herewith send him 10 pennies." "Let your master buy two pieces of strong rope, one to hang himself with and the other to hang you with, to get both of you rogues off my back." "You old fart!" "What a grand wedding for 10 pennies!" "Do you have the money?" "Plenty of money, sir." "Stacks of it, stacks of it." "I knew it since my father loves me enormously." "I think your father loves you like a dog loves a cat." "Here is your 10 pennies." "Buy two pieces of rope to hang himself and you with." "Is that what my father said?" "Uh-huh!" "There is no place for good deeds in this world." "I shall chase my father, smash his coffers and grab his gold." "He may be my father but he must die at my sword." "Sir, wait!" "What do you want?" "Slash the the head and leave the hide intact." "I will slash what I slash." "Bravo!" "I have achieved my aim." "Now I must ask Doña Maria whether she means to love me." "If not then she must die at my sword." "But for that I must asume the voice of my brother Felipe." "Doña Maria, come outside." "He whom you invited for the hour of nine is come and awaits you with burning desire." "Welcome." "Halt!" "Now she must truthfully reveal her love." "If not then she must die at this sword." "Oh, Father." "Come to my rescue." "The earthly firebrand is here, mistreating me badly." "Don Juan, why are you chasing my child with a naked sword in the garden?" "I shall call the guards and have you thrown into prison as a rebel." "Hey, guards, come out!" "Halt, you two-faced person!" "You kept promising me your daughter and now that I have wasted all my possessions on you and her, suddenly you deny her to me." "Therefore you must die at my sword like a dog." "Here!" "Don Juan, what have you done, murdering an old father like myself?" "My ghost will chase, haunt and oppres you wherever you turn and your young body will shortly come to wrack and ruin." "Already" "I am d d" "You grey doormat, do you to dare threaten me?" "I am a young nobleman." "I shall go deep into the woods and perform heroic feats there, asaulting and murdering whoever I meet." "And you, rotten head, stay here." "I have avenged my rage on you." "Oh!" "What a woeful drama to behold." "My father has been murdered." "His blood stains the floor." "Doña Maria, come outside." "He whom you invited for the hour of nine is come and awaits you with burning desire." "Oh!" "Don Felipe!" "Doña!" "Your eyes are tearful." "Oh!" "Behold, Don Felipe." "Oh!" "What tyrant has ruined this eminent body?" "Oh!" "Who else but your brother, Don Juan?" "Oh!" "My child!" "I am startled and perplexed." "He may be my own brother but I shall hunt him down and when I catch the scumbag," "I shall have my wicked way with him." "Go, Don Felipe." "God will protect you." "And heaven will guide you." "Jester!" "Jester!" "Come here at once." "What the devil got into you?" "Too many orders for no return." "Did you know that I have become a desperado today?" "I didn't." "I have murdered my father and Doña Maria's father." "Plenty to boast about." "You see, Jester, they are chasing us all over town with lanterns and lamps." "If they catch us, they may remove us from this world in one fatal blow." "Fortunately, we can avoid all that." "Ow?" "We'll go into these desolate woods and perform heroic feats there, asaulting and murdering whoever we meet." "Give me your money!" " What are you doing?" " I am murdering." "Not me!" "Wait until we meet someone." "What's the difference, you or whoever?" "But our first victim will be mine." "It will be yours." "I have heard that my brother Don Juan is hiding in these desolate woods, preying on poor hermits." "But since my arrival here I have not seen a single human being." "Only wild animals foray in this dangerous place." "If only I could turn my arms into missiles and shoot into my brother's eyes for he deserves no better." "Jester, I just heard the voice of my brother Felipe whom I must slay to prevent him from betraying us." "Young or old, at my sword, everyone must die." "Take that!" "Take that!" "Take that!" "Take that!" "Take that!" "Take that!" "Take that!" "Take that!" "Take that!" "Oh, Doña Maria, my soul is being laid to rest" "You see, Jester," "I have murdered my brother, Don Felipe." "Sir, you shouldn't have done that." "Of course, I should not." "Jester, that murderous exploit has made me very thirsty." "Climb up a tree and see if you can find a fresh water spring to refresh my body." "How will I find a fresh water spring at night?" "Go on, Jester!" "Oh, sir." "Run!" "Bad things are coming." "What bad things?" "I bumped into someone in a long shirt." "What would someone in a long shirt be doing here?" "Jester, it must be some rotten ghost from the underworld who can do no harm." "Go and ask why he is crossing our path and disturbing us?" "Why do you keep sending me." "Go yourself for once." "Why do I keep you?" "Why do I stay with you?" "Do you want me to stab you?" "Listen, long shirt!" "He wants to know what you want." "I am old Don Avenis, father of your master's lover." "I come to make you two repent as you hurry towards eternal damnation." "Sir, you have friend here." "You wretched toad, how could I have a friend here?" "You do." "It's the old man you killed." "Now ne 's come to broa k yo u r neck" "Sit here." "I shall go to see if it is indeed him." "Sir, don't go near him." "He will bite you." "Do you think I am entirely without courage?" "Sit!" "Get him, old man!" "Sit!" "You gave me such a fright." "I am trembling all over." "Yes, I recognise him." "He made me a promise as he faced death that his ghost would pursue me." "Dear son," "I have come so that you repent for you are hastily approaching damnation." "Give me your right hand so that I can bid you a fatherly goodbye." "I shall give you my right hand but only on the condition that I never see you here again since I have plenty of time to repent." "Let go!" "Let go!" "You burn very well." "Now, s" "I release you from my promise because at midnight you will be damned." "Jester, the ghost's handshake has made me very drowsy." "Go to an inn and eat your dinner while I have a nap here." "Yes, sir." "I will eat and drink all that is good." "Now I shall wail and pray that I shall be an example to the girls so that they do not suffer as I did, I who sinned so greatly." "Oh, you innocent children, light up the torches and lamps and stand by my grave." "Behold, the devil already awaits me." "And thunder will strike and to burning hell it now must transport me." "Open the jaws of hell." "Sir, sir, who will pay me for my 20 years of service?"