"[Theme music]" "[Crickets]" "[Splashing]" "[Laughing]" "GIRL:" "You messed up my hair." "[Screaming]" "[Muffled conversation]" "What's your problem?" "I'm worried about Jenny." "Look Don, it's just part of a normal girl's" "Like, sexual development." "I don't understand." "I don't think this is that normal." "Why?" "Well Jenny, let's say, is a bit overstimulative [inaudible]." "Come on, Don." "Let's go swimming." "Nah, water's too cold." "I think maybe I'll go." "You know, sometimes you can be a real wuss." "I just don't feel like going in." "Do you, Tim?" "Hon." "What?" "I have to go to the bathroom." "Go ahead." "Won't you walk with me?" "Don, I'd be happy to escort Jenny back down to..." "All right." "Let's go." "[Splashing]" "[Water gurgling]" "[Splash]" "[Giggling]" "Here?" "No, no silly." "Somebody can see." "Come on." "[Wind blowing]" "Here?" "Yeah." "Here." "Here?" "[Crickets]" "No." "There." "[Sighs]" "JENNY:" "Don?" "Where are you going?" "Don?" "Don?" "Don?" "I'm really getting tired of this." "It's really starting to bug me." "Don?" "Why do you do this every time?" "Don?" "Huh." "Farm boys are really strange." "[Mowing sound]" "Ouch." "I'm getting these things all over my legs." "Well then, uh, Don't stand on them anymore." "[Giggling]" "Woah." "Aaah!" "[Motor]" "Mm." "[Mowing sound]" "[Jenny shrieking]" "[Music playing]" "[Whack]" "[Squeaking]" "BOY:" "OK, folks, there he is." "Thinking." "Lining up." "Oooh." "Damn grass." "He ought to play the grass." "He hits it further." "Really." "Here goes the next guy." "Ugh." "Hope you brought your calamine lotion, Jeff." "It's gonna be a long day." "NORMAN:" "Nice putt, Kelly." "Well, that makes you two under par again." "By the way, what is par in this hole?" "Four, sir." "So what does that make me?" "Good, sir." "99 exactly." "Really?" "This is the first time I've been in double digits" "Since I bought this damn golf course." "Thanks for the lesson." "Maybe tomorrow we can play the whole 18." "In fact, I think you're almost ready to play in this weekend's" "Invitational, sir." "No, no." "I leave all the playing to my wife." "I'm much better at organizational details." "Speaking of the invitations..." "Yes?" "I've got some great ideas about running the tournament." "You know, I'm glad you brought that up." "I've been meaning to speak to you about this for some time." "What do you say we go back to my office?" "[Birds chirping]" "[Phone ringing]" "Well, I don't know." "I think I like your shaft better." "Well, this does have a graphite shaft." "And in my opinion, it will give you a better stroke." "I bet it will." "Yes." "KELLY:" "A lot more people come looking for clubs," "So when the tournament starts, I think" "We should have everybody..." "Yes, I think you're right, Kelly." "And you know, we'll discuss this in a little bit." "Norman." "How was your game?" "Great." "Just great." "You're going out to play a few holes, Beatrice?" "Uh, yes." "I thought I'd brush up for this Saturday." "Good, good." "Kelly, why don't you go back to my office," "And uh, I'll see you in a minute." "Mr. Osgood, the police just phoned." "MAN:" "They're looking for some young couple that was" "Reported missing this morning." "Supposedly they were in the [inaudible]." "NORMAN:" "This is private property." "Excuse me." "NORMAN:" "God damn it." "I've told the cops to keep these kids out of here." "It's always the kids of non-members that... oh, Roy." "Roy, welcome the Tall Grass." "It's great to see you." "Thank you." "Roy, this is my wife, Beatrice." "This here is Roy..." "Kent." "Roy Kent." "I've always been an extremely big fan of yours." "Pleasure ma'am." "I assure you, the pleasure's mine." "And this here is Kelly Lange, your assistant pro." "Sorry, Kelly." "I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier." "Roy's our new pro here at the club." "Mr. Osgood?" "Uh, it's the groundskeeper." "There's a problem." "Yes, all right." "Sure." "Roy, why don't you come along with me?" "We'll settle this problem, and then" "Kelly here can show you around." "MAN:" "Mr. Osgood, it's hole eight." "He said it was urgent." "LYLE:" "Well, Mr. Osgood, we always, Harry and I," "Start with the greens, then the fairways," "And save the sand traps for last." "Harry usually does the back line and I do the front line." "But sometimes like today, I was..." "Lyle." "Sorry, sir." "Anyway, I finished up early, and I" "Was going over to help Harry." "And anyway, sir, it's terrible." "Just awful." "I..." "I can't." "[Birds chirping]" "Kelly, I..." "[Flies buzzing]" "You're the new head pro." "What are you going to do?" "Go have a drink." "[Birds chirping]" "[Indistinct chatter]" "NORMAN:" "Joe, how are you?" "JOE:" "Hey, Norm, how you doing?" "All right." "Roy, there you are." "Roy, I'd like you meet our Police Chief, Charlie Kimmel." "Charlie Kimmel, this here is Roy Kent, our new golf" "Pro here at the club." "Hey, Roy, maybe you can help Charlie with his slice." "[Laughs]" "So what happens now?" "About what?" "About the two kids." "Oh, that." "Well, Charlie here has everything" "Under control, right Charlie?" "Obviously, this was the work of a sick mind." "These types aren't difficult to find." "You can't be dragging torn bodies around the countryside" "And not be seen." "So, what's the plan?" "This matter is out of our hands." "What we can do is keep this matter quiet." "What we need to do is worry about our tournament" "This weekend." "We're talking TV, Roy." "Kelly." "Kelly, why don't you come over here and have a drink with Roy" "Here." "Circumstances weren't exactly right for your first meeting." "We'll see you guys later." "I see your game's the same." "You really used to be something." "You had the best darn game I ever saw." "I thought you were in the Grapefruit circuit in Florida?" "Well, things change." "Look, I'm going to lay it out straight." "Osgood promised me your job." "I was looking forward to being the youngest" "Head pro this club ever had." "I've earned it." "Yeah?" "Well, things change." "Look, I'll be straight with you." "I don't know what Osgood promised you." "But I'm the new pro." "I've had a tough day, and I've got a headache." "Join me for drink?" "No, thank you." "I have to go to work." "[Clattering]" "MAN:" "God damn it." "This rough is never short enough." "Remember, Squire, you play the ball where it lays." "Caddy." "Caddy, where's my ball?" "[Birds chirping]" "MALCOLM:" "I remember when you used" "To make every one of those." "Simpkins." "Malcolm Simpkins." "I can't tell you how much of a pleasure" "It is to have you here at our club, Roy." "Why, thank you, Mr. Simpkins." "Mal." "Please call me Mal." "You know, I remember you at the Atlanta Open in '72." "I'll never forget that eagle you made on the 13th." "Brought you up from the rear." "Let you take the lead and the championship." "Thank you." "Well, I must be going if I want to get" "My nine holes in before dark." "Starting a little late, aren't you?" "Oh, no, no." "This is the best time to play." "The air is cool, the links are free," "And I don't have to worry about people" "Playing through all the time." "It's been a real pleasure, Roy." "I hope I see you again soon." "I hope so too, Mr..." "Mal." "MALCOLM:" "Come along, Caddy." "[Barking]" "Boy, I'm feeling good today." "We may even par a few." "[Barking]" "[Birds chirping]" "[Mowing sound]" "Cursed pie." "Dipped my shoulder too much on that one, Caddy." "[Panting]" "[Whack]" "Well, that was a little better, don't you think, Caddy?" "[Barking]" "[Whack]" "[Boing]" "[Whimpering]" "Oh, well." "Gonna need some help with that one, Caddy." "[Whimpering]" "[Inaudible]." "Come along now, Caddy." "Let's go" "[Barking]" "Here now, Caddy." "I'll have none of that for a ball in the brush." "Come along." "[Barking]" "Suit yourself, you ornery little devil." "Silly little dog." "Never likes to go after a golf ball." "Can't understand." "43 yeras I've been playing, and I still" "Can't stop splicing the ball." "Hooking the ball." "[Barking]" "I can't even find the ball." "[Barking]" "[Malcolm muttering]" "[Barking]" "Who the heck is..." "[Mowing sound]" "[Malcolm screaming]" "[Barking]" "[Sifting noise]" "[Door bell]" "[Dog barking]" "Hello, Roy." "Hello." "I do hope you have ice." "[Dog barking]" "Won't you come in?" "[Clattering]" "Boris at the club has already discovered your favorite drink." "I, uh, took it upon myself to be your personal welcome wagon." "It's good to have a man like you with us now." "We haven't had a good man around here in some time." "Why, thank you, Mrs. Osgood." "Oh, please." "Bea." "All my good friends cal me Bea." "Cheers, Bea." "[Clack]" "To us." "So, what do you think of Tall Grass?" "You've some malicious sand traps." "Obviously, the work of a sick mind." "What do you think of your staff?" "Fine." "I think Kelly and I will be able to work well together, in time." "Yes." "Kelly." "Kelly's been with us a long time." "The only girl caddy we ever had." "She even caddied for me for a while," "Until she became too sure of herself." "Uh, what I mean, Roy, is that uh," "Kelly is the ambitious type." "I hate to see..." "Hm, well, just try" "To keep things on the professional level" "With her, if you know what I mean?" "After all, I'd, uh..." "I'd hate to see you back down" "On that terrible Grapefruit circuit," "Especially after I had Norm bring you all the way up here." "[Clattering]" "[Crickets]" "[Footsteps]" "[Doorbell]" "Kel..." "Kel... uh, uh, Kelly." "I hope I didn't disturb you." "Uh, no." "N-No, not at all." "I think we got off to a bad start this morning." "I guess I assumed too much." "I realize you had nothing to do with Mr. Osgood's decision." "Thank you." "I..." "I'm really looking forward to working with you." "Here, I thought you might like this." "I'd invite you in, but the place is really a mess." "No, no." "That's OK." "It's late." "[Clattering]" "Is everything all right in there?" "Oh, yeah." "Sure, sure." "Oh, Kelly." "How nice to see you." "Mrs. Osgood." "A plant." "How sweet." "I think your ice is melting." "The ice is melting." "[Slam]" "[Birds chirping]" "Stop." "Stop." "Woah, stop." "[Birds chirping]" "MAN: [laughing] Way to go, Squire." "Good luck on that one." "MAN:" "Now, you watch it, Glenn." "I don't trust you with a trap." "Yeah!" "Damn, where's my ball?" "I couldn't have hit it this far." "You'd need a hammer to get through this rough." "MAN:" "Wh... what?" "Wait a minute, Squire." "Glenn, did you watch him?" "He'd better not be cheating again." "Nice form." "[Engine]" "MAN:" "Remember golfers, there is still" "Time to sign up for this weekend's golf tournament." "After the..." "[Motor]" "MAN: remedial putting is now meeting" "At the practicing green." "All those who signed up, please report at this time." "Morning, Kelly." "Do I have the practice session this morning, or do?" "Didn't you get enough strokes in last night?" "Listen, Kelly, about last night..." "Hey, what you do with the owner's wife on your time" "Is your business." "Its not my concern." "You're the boss." "I want to thank you for the plant." "I was hoping I could treat you dinner tonight." "No, Roy." "I don't think so." "Let's keep it on a professional level." "Oh, OK." "Besides, there's a problem on eight you should take care of." "What hole was that?" "Eight." "Oh." "OK." "MAN:" "Attention, golfers." "This morning's session of "You and Your Cart"" "Has been cancelled due to lack of interest." "[Shouting]" "[Clash]" "No, stop." "Reverse." "[Zooming]" "Woo!" "[Chattering]" "WOMAN:" "Woo!" "What's the problem?" "I ain't moving until that animal gets out of here." "[Motor]" "Ha, ha." "Go on." "It's... shoo." "Shoo." "[Growling]" "Scat." "Come on, you." "Git." "No, Mr. Kent, no." "He's vicious." "[Whimpering]" "Has anyone seen Mr. Simpkins?" "[Barking]" "Hey, boy." "Where's Malcolm?" "[Whimpering]" "[Barking]" "[Dramatic music]" "Oh, no." "Not again." "What are we going to do?" "I don't know." "[Banging]" "All right, everybody." "All right." "Quiet down." "Charlie Kimmel has the floor." "Thanks, Norm." "Now we all knew and loved Malcolm Simpkins." "And God knows I hated to see the little guy go" "Too, particularly in such a glory," "Ghastly, and gruesome death." "But it's not going to do us any good to lose our heads" "Over this thing either." "I have a full scale investigation" "Of these murders underway, and all necessary precautions" "Are being taken." "You know, I've been seeing that Deke Slade around the area." "Really?" "Deke Slade?" "I thought they fired him from Tall Grass." "Does that include postponing the tournament?" "Absolutely not." "These two isolated incidents are nothing to get panicked over." "I agree." "We have the charities to think of." "NORMAN:" "Absolutely." "Thank you, Kelly." "The Pro-Am Invitationals is this club's" "Biggest event of the year, and we can't let anything spoil it." "This could do us all a lot of good, Roy." "By God, we're talking about televised exposure." "[Bang]" "[Chattering]" "[Chattering]" "[Laughing]" "[Whistling]" "Hi." "Hi." "Are you the ambulance attendant?" "[Laughing] A little late for that, isn't it?" "I'm the morgue attendant." "Look, if you don't mind me asking," "Do you have any idea what could've caused this?" "Mister, I've seen all kinds of things on this job." "I've seen mutilations, amputations, and decapitations." "Once, I even had to go pick up a guy" "Who's wife took a home light 360 to his lower groin area." "Do you know the damage a chainsaw" "Can do to the human body?" "But I ain't never seen anything like this before." "[Panting]" "Well, there was that kid's arm that got caught" "In a tree shredder last summer." "They said it looked kind of something like this," "But I wouldn't know for sure." "I missed that one." "He didn't die." "But what I really can't figure out is this." "Do you mind if I keep this?" "Sure." "I don't see why not." "Thanks." "Maybe I'll see you around some time." "Maybe." "[Dog whimpering]" "[Whistling]" "[Bird squawking]" "[Eerie music]" "[Mowing sound]" "[Birds squawking]" "It isn't blood is it?" "No, it's... it's oil." "Crank is dirty wheat." "How do you know that?" "It's heavy." "Uses a heavier grade this time of year." "You're not a member here, are you?" "Well, do you work here?" "Not for a long time." "If you don't mind me asking, just who..." "Shh." "Listen." "Wait here." "[Heart beat]" "[Thrashing noise]" "[Mowing noises]" "Turn it off." "Turn if off." "Did you hear that?" "What?" "What are you talking about?" "Did you see anyone?" "Anything?" "Like what?" "Never mind." "Let's go." "[Mowing noises]" "[Chattering]" "What's going on?" "Nothing." "I know things have been really morbid around here lately." "But Roy, the tournament is more than just a game." "It's the biggest charity event of the season," "And we haven't even begun to work on it." "Now, I think the first thing we need to do" "Is rate the amateurs according to talent," "And place them with their pro partners, right?" "What do you know about Deke Slade?" "You haven't heard a word I've said." "Did he used to work here?" "Yeah." "He and his father." "I think it was five years ago." "Fired?" "Why?" "I don't know." "I was a caddy back then." "You know, Roy?" "You're really starting to bug me." "We're supposed to be planning this event." "I'm worried if we can pull it off." "And I'm worried about the safety of the golfers." "I just think we should keep our eyes open." "I'm glad you're concerned about something." "[Mowing noise]" "Set your feet." "Roy, I need your help." "[Birds chirping]" "Concentrate." "Keep a firm breath." "Swing." "[Thwack]" "[Clattering]" "Hi, Mr. Kent." "You want some berries?" "OK." "Is everybody here who signed up?" "Everyone but Mr. Simpkins." "Oh." "Yes, of course." "Shall we, uh, have a moment of silence?" "Hell, no." "Start the lesson." "Oh, OK." "Today's lesson is with the woods." "The important thing with the woods" "Is the full follow through." "Let me demonstrate." "[Thwack]" "Always keep your head still, and watch" "The club go through the ball." "Nice shot." "The important detail is to keep the arms" "Straight on the release." "So, follow through, head still, concentrate." "Let me show you." "The important detail is to keep the arms straight." "Hey, Roy, why don't you show us something?" "No, no." "Miss Lange has your lesson." "Even a good player can develop bad habits." "And once formed, bad habits are hard to break." "Let me show you." "The player dips his shoulder too much on a strong swing," "Like so." "[Thwack]" "You always hook it." "Same goes for bent arms on the release." "Always, always keep your head still and watch" "The club go through the ball." "[Thwack]" "KELLY:" "The important detail is to keep the arms" "Straight and concentration." "Every golfer develops hitches in their swing." "It's part of the game." "When this does happen, always revert back to the basics." "Full follow through, head still, and most of all, concentration." "Excuse me, what do you do if you keep" "Knocking the ball off the tee?" "[Chattering]" "KELLY:" "What exactly do you mean?" "You know, you put your ball on the tee, you line up the shot." "Next thing you know, you look down, you got nothing but tee." "[Mowing noise]" "[Screaming]" "[Sawing sound]" "[Chattering]" "[Mowing sound]" "[Screaming]" "What is this?" "The goddamn Texas Chainsaw Massacre?" "[Banging]" "Obviously, the situation's a little more complicated than I" "Was originally led to believe." "But that doesn't mean we still don't have" "The situation well in hand." "Charlie?" "From this latest ugly butchering," "We now know what we're up against." "We're dealing with a maniac using some kind of a power tool" "To grind his prey to death." "[Groaning, chattering]" "What about Deke Slade?" "He knows about machines." "He's been hanging around the course again." "All leads are being followed up." "Now what I need are some volunteers." "People who can take orders and maintain a cool" "Head at the same time." "Whom I can deputize now to begin a course wide maniac hunt." "[Shouting]" "So that means we will be closing the golf course?" "No." "Absolutely not." "No." "What I meant to say was that with a swift and successful" "Completion of the maniac hunt, it" "Will be business as usual here at Tall Grass Country Club." "Right, Chief Kimmel?" "Right Norm." "Good." "So let's call an end to this meeting." "[Chattering]" "I thought you two were team players" "[Birds chirping]" "I'm really sorry I didn't listen to you earlier." "It's OK, Kelly." "[Door slamming]" "Some of this is really hard to believe." "[Sirens]" "Do you really think the maniac hunt will work?" "It's gonna be a zoo out there." "[Barking]" "[Chattering]" "[Heroic music]" "[Motors]" "[Chattering, shouting]" "[Clacking]" "Oh, my god." "Isn't it just great?" "You can't be serious." "You can't let these nuts go out there." "They're gonna kill someone." "Are you kidding?" "This is the kind of spirit we've been lacking around here." "These guys are team players, and they're going" "To get rid of our problem." "That maniac's mine." "No, he's mine." "[Shouting, cheering]" "All right, men." "Raise your right hands, and repeat after me." "I" "ALL:" "I" "Your name." "ALL:" "Your name." "[Clears throat] Do solemnly swear to uphold" "The law to the fullest extent." "ALL:" "Do solemnly swear to uphold the law to the fullest extent." "Men, I don't think I've ever been so proud." "[Cheering, shouting]" "[Music - "ride of the valkyrie"]" "[Engines]" "[Dogs barking]" "[Shouting]" "What the hell are you doing?" "I'm gonna burn that mother out." "You can't do that." "There are people out there." "KELLY:" "Roy." "This stinks." "Get him off the cart." " Working on it." " Lyle." "Did you load it?" "Roy?" "Lyle." "Take it easy." "What are you doing?" "I had him in my sights." "Look at my course, Mr. Kent." "Look at my course." "[Boom]" "[Engine]" "Boris, give me another." "[Pouring]" "[Door opening]" "Once formed, bad habits are hard to break." "You can see how mine's forming." "How did your bad habit start?" "I guess I woke up one morning and realized" "My whole life was dropping little white balls" "In little green holes." "I just wasn't prepared to start missing." "And that's when you started drinking?" "Hell, no." "I was always drinking." "I just got better at it than I did at my iron game." "And I've been over par ever since." "It's all been pretty incredible, huh?" "Yeah." "They will find him, won't they?" "LYLE:" "Mr. Kent?" "Mr. Kent, they found him." "Leland and his group caught him on the 17th hole." "[Shouting]" "[Screaming]" "Deke." "[Shouting]" "Where'd you find him?" "Well, we were just coming off the fairway," "And we were heading for the 18th, when I thought we" "Should check the heavy brush." "And that's where we found him." "With that." "MAN:" "God, that's disgusting." "We found him hunched over it." "He was probably trying to start it, to use it to kill us." "[Screaming]" "You people are idiots." "Do you really think it's me?" "ALL:" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "You think that mower could do the damage that's been done?" "ALL:" "Yeah." "Yeah." "It's cut release is 1/3 of the size of the one" "That's still out there." "CHARLIE:" "Dude, get him out of here, and read him his rights." "Big mistake." "[Shouting]" "I'd just like to express my heartfelt gratitude" "To all those brave members who risked their own lives to put" "An end to this terrible menace." "With this awful ordeal over with and behind us," "It's back to golf as usual here at Tall Grass Country Club." "I'd just like to remind everyone about our..." "We'll be taking him down to interrogation." "You may want to come by and hear what he says." "Roy, isn't it great?" "They've got him." "[Thwack]" "Roy Kent?" "My husband looked up to you." "He was so happy when he discovered" "You were the new pro here." "He said you'd fix his slice." "And you let him go out there." "What's to become of me?" "And what's to become of Caddy?" "[Growling]" "I just wanted you to know." "Boy, I..." "I." "[Dog barking]" "[Laughing]" "MAN:" "This is not getting us anywhere." "[Laughing]" "Ah, this is great stuff." "Take a look at this." "[Laughing]" "Let me get this straight one more time." "You didn't kill those people?" "That's right." "You're saying someone else killed those people?" "No." "Oh, that's right." "You're saying that no one is killing" "Those people That a mower is doing it all on its lonesome," "Right?" "That's what I said." "[Laughing] This guy's totally whacked out." "Wait 'til the jury eats that crap up." "[Cackling]" "Ah, Mr. Slade." "Don't you think that a renegade lawnmower" "Is just a little ridiculous?" "I don't know." "I seen machines do some pretty strange things." "Man builds them, repairs them, maintains them," "Depends on them." "But they ain't perfect." "Now we've all had a machine do something" "It wasn't supposed to do." "And electric razor with a safety guard on it that" "Still cuts you and draws blood." "A big jet plane passes inspection fine," "But its engines drop off just as its climbing into the sky." "It happens all the time, in big ways and small." "It ain't so surprising." "My god." "Poor bastard." "Are you getting all of that, Hinkle?" "You bet." "A loon." "Totally certifiable." "And so what were you doing out there exactly?" "Tracking." "Tracking it." "That's right." "I'm the only one that can stop it" "I've heard enough of that crap." "I've got enough on him to make him do the high waters jib." "Incredible." "Well, I'm glad that's over with." "Now, we can all get back down to business." "I always knew we'd get him." "[Blending]" "That was sad about Deke." "They say he hasn't been right since his father died." "Anyway, I'm glad it's over." "Now, we can concentrate on the tournament." "It is tomorrow, you know." "If we stack your starting times at 15 minute intervals," "It should all work smoothly." "You've played with some of these pros before." "You tell me how they like to set it up." "Sure." "Roy, you're not listening to me again." "Roy?" "Roy?" "[Chop]" "It's over, Roy." "They caught him." "I'm not so sure they did." "Roy, how many maniacs do you think" "Are out there running around killing" "People with lawn mowers?" "It just doesn't make sense." "The tracks in the wheat field are three times the width" "Of that mower brought in today." "Roy, you can't tell me you believe what he was saying?" "Why not?" "That's crazy." "Maybe I'm wrong." "But would you want to send people out there" "Tomorrow without being absolutely sure?" "No." "But how can we be sure?" "There's one way." "[Creaking]" "KELLY:" "I don't know why we're sneaking around." "We could've gotten Lyle to let us in." "ROY:" "I just want to keep this between you and me." "KELLY:" "What exactly are we doing here?" "ROY:" "If I'm right, the only thing that'll be in that bag" "Is grass." "KELLY:" "And if you're wrong?" "We'll have nothing to worry about, will we?" "Be careful." "Maybe you shouldn't look." "[Ripping]" "[Clattering]" "[Bang]" "What's this mean, Roy?" "It means it's still out there." "But how can that be?" "Kelly, I don't know." "I don't understand myself." "But we just can't be sure it's over." "You'll have to cancel the tournament." "Oh, my god." "Kelly, it's only a game." "No." "It's the Bonners." "If what you're saying's right, they're in danger." "What are you talking about?" "They were the only ones to go out after Mr. Osgood reopened" "The course this afternoon." "You saw them go out?" "Yes." "I said hi to them." "Did you see them come in?" "No." "[Clattering]" "[Crickets]" "[Owls]" "They left pretty late." "They always play the back nine." "Mr. Bonner loves to practice the 17th hole." "Keep your eyes open." "For what?" "The Bonner party." "Oh, my god." "[Frogs]" "Be careful" "Stay here." "No problem." "[Crickets]" "[Frogs]" "[Eerie music]" "[Trashing]" "[Banging]" "Roy?" "Shh." "Listen." "[Engine]" "Oh, my god." "[Mowing noise]" "[Engine]" "ROY:" "Explain that, Norm." "NORMAN:" "Listen, knowing Dan and Connie," "They played dead drunk last night," "Walked home through the woods, and are right this minute" "Sleeping off a tremendous hangover." "They weren't drunk when I saw them last night." "Listen, you two." "I'm getting tired of your constant paranoia." "This matter's settled." "He's in jail, and his accomplice is hanging in the garage." "That's not the right one." "It's the right one as far as I'm concerned, and as far" "As everyone else is concerned as well." "I can't believe you two took that raving lunatic seriously." "What do you think this is?" "Killer lawn mower week?" "So you're not canceling the tournament?" "Canceling?" "Hell no." "Is that all you two can think of, is closing me down?" "Then at least give us spotters." " What?" " Spotters." "You know, people on the sidelines..." "And scare everybody with..." "Please, Norm." "All right." "All right." "I'll give you your spotters." "But if I hear one incidence of trouble because of them" "Or you two, it's going to be your asses." "And another thing." "When this tournament is over, I want to have a serious heart" "To heart talk with the two of you" "About your working relationship here at Tall Grass." "And now, in about two hours, we're" "Going to have the finest tournament" "This golf course has ever see." "My god, we're talking TV, Roy." "[Sighing]" "[Motor]" "[Mowing sound]" "MAN:" "Attention, golfers." "If you are playing today's tournament" "And have not signed in yet, please do so at this time." "The registration office is located" "In the club house above the pro shop" "And will be closing in 20 minutes." "MAN:" "Camera one, where are you going?" "Camera one, what are you doing?" "Not funny." "Not funny." "We're live." "We're on-site." "Action." "Good Morning, everyone." "This is Sonny P. Fagan for Suburban Vision Sports," "Here at the 13th Tall Grass Pro-Am" "Invitational Golf Tournament." "Some of the bigger names are here to participate" "In this annual charity event." "And we're proud to be presenting all of a local coverage" "Of today's golfing action live." "At this moment, the first group is preparing" "To tee off the first hole." "Let us take you there now." "[Thwacking]" "[Applause]" "[Whistling]" "MAN:" "Attention golfers, will group number two," "Players Kelly Lange, James T. Mann," "Reginald C. Putnam, and Squire Evans," "Please report to the tee off area." "Testing." "Testing." "One, two, three." "That's loud and clear, good buddy." "You copy?" "Uh, yeah." "Now, listen." "You'll be starting out with the first group." "Keep your eye on the spotter." "There should be one for every hole." "OK." "Who are they?" "Well, they're the best I could do." "It's the caddy crew." "They'll be fine." "Don't worry." "How are you?" "I could use a drink." "Yeah, me too." "But I'm going to try it on my own today." "Good luck on your game." "Right." "You too." "Thanks." "[Chattering]" "[Thwack]" "The second group has just teed off," "And Kelly Lange, the assistant pro of Tall Grass" "Has the best lie on the fairway." "Local player Squire Evans, however," "Begins with the worst position, having sliced the ball badly" "And landed in the rough." "Way to go, Squire." "You're out of it already." "Jeff?" "Come in Jeff." "Jeff?" "Come in Jeff." "Roger, Mr. Kent." "I hear you loud and clear." "Good, Jeff." "You might want to check your volume control." "How are things there?" "Uh fine, sir." "Group number one is just finishing up now." "Everything is under control here." "Good." "Keep your eyes open." "Yes, sir." "Our reports show Kelly Lange in an early lead" "With her amateur partner." "But some of the heavy hitters still remain to tee off." "MAN:" "Will Harold McDougal, George White, Roy Kent," "And Bea Osgood please report to the tee off area at this time." "Hello, there, stranger." "Haven't seen you around for a while." "Hello, Beatrice." "I'm looking forward to today's competition." "They say to the victor goes the spoils." "I'm looking forward to this win." "[Applause]" "[TV playing "woody woodpecker"]" "[Muffled TV]" "Hey." "Giddy up." "FAGAN (ON TV):" "The crowd hushes, with Kelly" "Now preparing for tee-off." "Too bad." "It's headed into the woods." "[Music playing]" "Tough lay, huh?" "What?" "She had a tough shot." "That hole has a mean break to the left." "Oh." "[Muffled TV]" "That's my course." "Oh." "ROY (OVER RADIO):" "Come in then, Berty." "Berty here." "ROY (OVER RADIO):" "How's everything in your section?" "All quiet, sir." "No sightings reported." "Good." "What's your status?" "BERT:" "Last civilian finishing up at three with a nice four" "Foot putt, giving him par four." "[Applause]" "ROY (OVER RADIO):" "Listen up, you brunts." "We're pushing onto 18, then we rendezvous" "At the scoreboard to recon position in 0020 hours." "We move down to 18 to watch the first wave of golfers" "Complete the round." "We're happy to have with us Norman" "Osgood, Tall Grass's owner, and chief" "Of police, Charlie Kimmel." "Gentlemen, there seemed to be some doubt" "Whether this tournament would even be held today." "There was never any doubt, sir." "Not with the concentrated effort of our police force," "Spearheaded by Charlie here." "Thanks, Norm." "I'm delighted to report that we put" "An end to these tragic, bizarre, and senseless attacks" "Upon our members." "Thank you very much, gentlemen." "Your comments were most enlightening." "And now, we take you to 17, where" "The first group is waiting for Squire Evans to finish up." "[Scoff]" "FAGAN (ON TV):" "Squire finds himself positioned in the woods" "Off the 17th hole." "In fact, Squire has been in the worst lies all day long." "It takes great skill and concentration for a golfer" "Consistently over time difficult lies, one after another." "We're unable to track Squire to study his technique." "Squire Evans hits a miracle shot out onto the fairway." "It seems the ball wasn't as deep in the woods as first believed." "Bull shit." "Kelly, is anything wrong?" "KELLY (OVER RADIO):" "No." "I just wanted you to know we're almost finished up here at 18." "What next?" "Just stay there until I play through." "KELLY (OVER RADIO):" "OK." "How's your game?" "So, so." "Bea is not exactly my idea of the ideal partner." "KELLY (OVER RADIO):" "Well, I've got my hands full with Squire." "It's very quiet today in the woods." "Maybe they've got the killer after all." "Maybe." "Good luck finishing up." "What's the matter?" "You two can't get enough of each other?" "Cute, Bea, but no." "It's for your own safety." "What?" "What are you talking about, Roy?" "I don't understand." "[Mowing noise]" "Roy, you're not paying me any attention." "Why are you wearing those things?" "Roy, what's going on?" "Shh." "[Mowing noise]" "[Mowing sound]" "I do this every Saturday." "Yes, go ahead." "CADDY (ON RADIO):" "I'm camped at 18." "I hear something." "A rumble or something." "Well, try to reach Kelly." "She's at 18." "I'm trying, but she doesn't respond." "FAGAN:" "Kelly Lange, encountering her worse lie of the day," "Is in full concentration, attempting" "To recover her position." "[Clattering]" "Get off, Bea." "I'm going with you." "You don't know what you're in for." "This is my golf course." "I'm going." "Fine." "Suit yourself." "[Chattering]" "FAGAN:" "So far, Squire has had a knack of getting himself" "Out of difficult positions." "But he's really got to work to pull this off." "This I got to see." "FAGAN: par this hole to win." "Meanwhile on the green, you can hear" "A pin drop here at the 18th." "This is a big moment." "Kelly Lange can put her team in the lead" "With this forty footer." "Before today's tournament, I had a chance to talk to Kelly." "She especially felt confident in her putting ability." "In her words, she believes the longer," "The better, so she should feel good about this position." "The gallery here is hushed, almost in a telepathic link" "With her in her concentration." "They say concentration is 90% of the game." "And right now, you can tell Kelly is giving 110%." "She swings." "It's looking good." "It's good." "[Applause]" "FAGAN:" "Kelly Lange has taken the lead." "What's this?" "Squire Evans has won with a miracle sand shot." "Remarkable." "Squire, a little overanxious to wait for the game to clear." "But regardless of his lack his golf [inaudible], he won the..." "That sneaky son of a bitch." "[Applause]" "FAGAN:" "With that shot, he squared" "A par four for the hole, snatching victory" "From Kelly by one stroke." "Ah." "Kelly." "Kelly, come in." "Kelly here." "Where the hell have you been?" "There's been a report of something" "Coming into your area." "Where?" "[Screaming]" "[Mowing sound]" "[Screaming]" "[Mowing, screaming]" "What the hell." "[Screaming]" "Camera two, move in." "[Screaming]" "[Grinding]" "[Screaming]" "Aw, no." "Not again." "Do something." "This is not my jurisdiction." "[Screaming]" "[Mowing sounds]" "[Screaming]" "Well, always was a cheat." "FAGAN:" "Oh, the pandemonium the people," "[Dial tone]" "You gonna let me out now?" "[Phone ringing]" "NORMAN:" "Yes, yes, you have Norman Osgood." "No, no, we're not giving any interview." "No, we haven't had a problem." "Hold on one second." "Yes, I can hear you." "You don't have to shout through the phone." "[Phone ringing]" "NORMAN:" "Will you hold on for a second?" "Hello?" "I said there were no interviews, and there are no interviews." "And there are no problems." "[Crying]" "NORMAN:" "Who told..." "He told you what?" "I don't give a damn what he told you." "It's not true." "[Phone ringing]" "NORMAN:" "Hold on." "Listen, I don't care what trouble you heard was up there." "We have no problem." " How are you?" " I'm sorry, Roy." "I screwed up." "If only I'd left them on." "Forget it." "The whole idea was stupid." "There wasn't anything we could do anyway." "NORMAN:" "No comment, god damn it." "You're going to get Deke Slade released." "What?" "I can't do that." "He's crazy." "Ask Squire Evans how crazy he is." "Yeah, Squire Evans, but..." "[Sobbing]" "I don't think you have much choice." "Yes, get me Chief Kimmel." "Charlie, Norm Osgood." "I'm going with you." "NORMAN:" "Release Deke..." "No, you're not." "You're in no condition to go anywhere." "Roy." "He's all yours." "OK." "Let's go." "Roy, do it for Tall Grass." "[Phone ringing]" "[Dog barking]" "[Squawking]" "[Dog barking]" "[Grinding]" "[Grinding]" "Pretty interesting tournament today." "Caught it all on the tube from my iron bar suite." "[Slamming]" "We made a mistake." "You said you could stop it." "Not interested." "I could get you $10,000." "$20,000." "You know, it seems to me not that much prize" "Money was rewarded today." "OK." "Jason, we got work to do." "I'm going with you." "I need to." "[Clattering]" "Well, Jason's not all he should be." "Get ready." "What should I bring?" "You, missy." "Well now, I suppose you could bring a handkerchief" "To wave bye-bye to us." "Listen, Deke." "No, you listen, Mister." "I give the orders here." "This ain't going to be no honeymoon," "And there ain't no room for no women in it." "You listen, grease head, don't think that just" "Because I'm a woman I'm scared." "'Cause I'm not." "But if you ain't scared, then you're a fool." "Then I'm a fool." "Well, looks like we got us a summer camp outing here, Jason." "Sure, Missy, sure." "You can go." "You're prettier than him, anyhow." "Jason, you're staying here." "DEKE:" "There you go, pro." "Take these out to the van in the back." "There's a rack." "Jason will show you where it is." "Make sure they're safe and secure." "These are all loaded, so don't go" "Acting like they're a bunch of golf clubs" "And making any holes in one, all right?" "[Inaudible]" "[Clattering]" "[Inaudible] over here." "What is this?" "Blasting explosives left over from the war." "Don't drop it." "'Nam?" "No, Korea." "Now look, take 'em out the van." "Put them behind the passenger seat." "Carefully." "And then, get back in here for the grenades." "[Crows]" "You've got to be kidding." "What's the matter, missy?" "You losing your never?" "All right." "Let's go." "Let's hustle up." "We haven't got all day here." "Get those weapons latched in, pro?" "Yeah." "Hey." "Take it easy with that." "Treat it like a baby." "Get over and help Jason." "Grab some of those hay bales and get them loaded up on the rack." "Ballons?" "Hay?" "I thought you said there wasn't going to be a party." "You two still don't know what you're dealing with, do you?" "Oh yeah, you may have seen it in action," "But you still don't know how it works." "I do." "And if you want to get out of here" "Without getting your asses chewed off," "Then you listen to me." "All right then." "Get the hay." "Stow these inside where I can find them when I need." "We leave in 10 minutes." "Jason, the hay." "Come on." "Let's go." "Miss, get that rear closed up." "All right." "Let's move." "[Clattering]" "[Engine starting]" "What are you going to do, pro?" "Whack it to death with your putter?" "Just for good luck." "Thought maybe you'd changed your mind." "I wouldn't miss this for the world, Deke" "What you do, forget your purse?" "No, It's just something I heard about once." "[Engine]" "[Clattering]" "[Crows]" "[Birds]" "This is it." "If you want to quit, do it now." "Once we're out there, there's no turning back." "Got any booze on this thing?" "You'll have to earn it first." "Let's go." "I'm ready." "Roy?" "Get up on top." "What?" "At every hole, drop off a bale with a balloon attached to it." "A balloon?" "OK." "Deke, the motor's been sighted next to the 18th." "I think that would be the best place to start." "Any loose hay, throw it off between holes." "You got it." "That's where it was." "It won't be there now." "How do you know?" "Just a feeling." "Have you done this often?" "[Dramatic music]" "Deke, that's the whole course." "[Engine]" "[Door slamming]" "[Wind blowing]" "What do we do now?" "We go back and check our bait." "[Crows]" "It's been here." "It's close." "What?" "Time to go fishing." "[Car starting]" "[Clattering]" "You know, it's too bad the tournament was interrupted." "You seem to have your old form back." "Yeah." "I was feeling pretty good." "I'm sorry things have been rough between us, Roy." "We were just trying to be professionals." "That's no excuse." "I didn't even try." "I guess I just came at a bad time." "[Clank]" "What is it?" "Squire." "Oh, my god." "Oh, my god." "[Clattering]" "What do we do now?" "I show you where the booze is." "Wow." "I think we bit off more than we can chew." "I told you that when we started." "Now, we're out here 'til the job is finished." "Well, then, why is this mower, here?" "I've seen that mower before." "That's my father's machine." "My father and I worked these grounds." "He was head greens-keeper here for 25 years." "He was a proud and stubborn man, my father." "He took great care in this work." "That was his main machine." "And for over 20 years, he used it nearly every day." "He fueled it." "He oiled it." "He cleaned it." "He gave it its life." "Then one day, management brought in new machines." "Japanese machines." "Oh, sure." "They had a wider cutting radius, but Dad, he didn't care." "He refused." "He said he didn't want to change." "So they fired him." "25 years of good service, and they just let him go." "Well, next day I went down there to help him clear" "His stuff out of the garage." "That's when I found him." "At first, I thought he was just cleaning out the underneath" "Of that mower one last time." "I walked over to him quietly." "Tapped him lightly on the shoulder." "His body rolled slowly away, and fell clear of that machine." "I looked down, just amazed." "His head had been severed totally off his shoulders." "They said it was suicide." "But I never believed them." "What happened to the mower?" "They took it away." "Haven't seen it in years." "'Til today." "Can you kill it?" "[Bam]" "[Clattering]" "Hit the lights." "[Clattering]" "Hit the lights." "[Banging]" "Damn it." "[Grunting]" "[Shattering]" "[Gunfire]" "Did you get it?" "Where are those big flashlights?" "[Shattering]" "[Gunfire]" "Roy, get up." "[Clattering]" "Hurry." "Grab the grenade." "[Gunfire, banging]" "[Gunshots]" "[Clanging]" "[Clattering]" "[Boom]" "Shouldn't one of us keep watch?" "Why?" "We'll know when it's here." "[Clattering]" "[Birds chirping]" "[Clattering]" "What is it?" "We got a little problem here." "Roy, we got to be able to roll." "The spare's in the back there." "The jack's next to it." "Just like the tire iron." "Wait a minute." "I'll change the tire." "What's that?" "I didn't come on this safari to sit on my butt the whole time." "I can change a tire just as well as Roy." "He should be ready to drive out of here," "And you should be ready to kill that thing, if you know how." "Suit yourself, missy." "Stuff's back there, just like I said." "Shouldn't we have a lookout up top?" "[Hammering]" "Oh." "[Grunting]" "DEKE:" "You sure you don't need any help down there, Missy?" "I'll help her." "You stay right there." "She can take care of this herself." "Can't you, Missy?" "[Slapping]" "[Mowing sound]" "Better hurry it up there, Missy." "You're really pushing it, Deke." "He's not kidding, Kelly." "Move it." "[Mowing noise]" "[Gunshot]" "Roy, start the engine." "As soon as she's done, get us out of here." "What about Kelly?" "She'll make it." "Just get us out." "[Engine starting]" "Hurry, Kelly." "Just get ready to drive, Roy." "[Gunfire]" "Are you done yet?" "[Panting] Damn it." "What is it?" "The lug is stripped." "I can't tighten it." "Damn it." "Roy, hit it." "[Screaming]" "[Mowing]" "[Screaming]" "Guess you needed that hand after all." "Follow those balloons." "[Bang]" "[Clattering]" "What the hell are you doing?" "Ease up." "You couldn't have followed it anyway." "[Thud]" "Shit." "[Motor revving]" "You OK?" "Fine." "Don't worry about it." "I'm not worried about it." "I'm just asking." "Look, are we going to be able to stop this thing, or what?" "We'll know soon enough." "Why, are you scared?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I am." "Well, then I guess you ain't no fool no more." "[Engine revving]" "It's OK to be scared." "It's a bad machine." "[Inaudible]" "We'll get the bastard." "I can't get it started." "Damn it." "[Clack]" "[Gunshot]" "[Revving]" "DEKE:" "Damn." "Damn." "All right try it now." "[Revving]" "Got it." "Cut it." "All right." "Try again." "[Revving]" "What is it?" "We blew a head gasket." "There's no compression." "Can we fix it?" "Hell no." "Well, what are we going to do now?" "Will you stop asking me that?" "You think I know all the answers?" "Well, you're supposed to." "You're the professional." "Maybe we should head back." "Heh." "Be my guest." "All right, Kelly." "What's this idea you brought on board." "What idea?" "This?" "Oh, Christ." "Forget I asked, huh?" "Well, if I can get it into the gas tank, it might stop it." "Oh, and how are we going to do that?" "I have an idea." "[Owl]" "Come on, you metal mother." "Time for din-din." "Holy, Jesus." "Here it comes." "That's right." "Let's see you take a bite out of my ass." "[Mowing]" "Run, Deke." "Run." "Hurry up." "Run." "Let's go." "Don't look back." "[Clattering]" "Ugh." "Ah!" "[Crashing]" "Come on." "Hang on." "[Thud]" "[Mowing]" "No." "No!" "[Screaming]" "[Crying]" "[Screaming]" "No." "[Crying]" "[Crying]" "[Bang]" "[Bang]" "[Clattering]" "I'm going to go up top." "OK." "[Exhales]" "Roy?" "You better get up here." "[Mowing]" "Roy?" "[Mowing noises]" "[Clattering]" "[Clanging]" "[Grinding]" "It's gonna blow." "Let's get out of here." " Where?" " There." "In the lake." "[Boom]" "[Sizzling]" "[Mowing]" "Oh, my god." "[Clattering]" "Get down." "What?" "Get down." "[Mowing]" "[Thwack]" "[Shouting]" "[Thwack]" "[Boom]" "[Boom]" "[Splashing]" "[Crash]" "[Peaceful music]" "Looks like you got your old game back." "Yeah." "Looks like I did." "Well, pro, what do you think of your new course?" "It sucks." "But I think I could get used to it." "[Theme music]" "FAGAN:" "Chief Kimmel, if you could" "Please give us a brief account of what has happened?" "CHARLIE:" "Thank you, Sonny." "I am happy to report that the mauling, munching marauder that" "Terrorized our private members in recent days" "Has been destroyed." "I just want to give my heartfelt thanks to our two residents" "Golf professionals." "Had I not been required to be the Grand Marshal" "Of the recent MRA parade, I would have joined" "Them in heated battle myself." "Nevertheless, they who followed a detailed federal plan" "Of attack orchestrated by myself did wage a successful war" "Against this mechanical menace." "Unfortunately, we lost a brave compatriotic in this scurry." "I'll tell you Sonny, god knows I'm" "Going to miss that courageous, but somewhat" "Strange and misunderstood man." "I never met anyone who stood as tall and as proud" "As Deke once did before he ventured into this outing." "Sonny, I'd like to ask everyone for a moment of silence" "For this man at this time." "FAGAN:" "Of course." "CHARLIE:" "Now with these hideous, horrific, and horrendous events" "Behind us, I'm sure my good friend Norman Osgood would like" "To remind each and everyone of you that it's back to business" "As usual at the Tall Grass Country Club." "Norm himself would be here right now," "But he's on extended retreat with his lovely wife Beatrice." "She's undergoing some experimental therapy," "And I'm delighted to say that the early neurologic reports" "Are extremely encouraging." "Also, I'm sure Norm would also remind" "You of next month's election, where" "Of course, I will be running..." "MAN: [inaudible] thank you very much." "Newcomers [inaudible]." "Marty!" "Marty!" "They got it." "What?" "I can't hear you." "Come on inside." "I'm watching it, they got that machine." "Oh." "FAGAN: absolutely violated these last two" "Days can now return to its innocent tranquility." "Back to you..." "[Blade theme music]" "[Sawing]"