"Ok, Dakota." "My pipes is plugged." "My ears ain't." "Don't just stand there." "You gonna herd the sheep, or I got to buy me a sheepdog?" "Well, hell, Dakota, ain't you a good boy." "Now, where in the hell is that wafer I put..." "Now, where in the hell is that wafer I put..." "I'm fresh out of sugar." "You'll have to snake some out of stoney when we get back down to the ranch." "Shouldn't be no problem, the way the old fool loves you." "The gift." "Out of my way, Doris." "Yes, by god." "You don't suppose I could have a little privacy here?" "What the hell are you looking at?" "Shit!" "Mind telling me why you were sitting buck-naked on a porcupine?" "I was sitting on no porcupine." "Never mind." "I don't want to know." "Never mind." "I don't want to know." "Damn it, stoney, pull them out straight." "No cursing inside." "You're doing that because you're mad" "I took the woolies up to pasture while you was sleeping." "Thought I was too old to make a run up the draw?" "Now that you mention it, yeah." "And on your birthday tomorrow, you're gonna be even older." "Least I don't go falling off horses." "I didn't fall off no horse." "Yeah." "I forgot." "Big, shiny pickup came out of nowhere." "It did." "Them spratts was up the draw it did." "Them spratts was up the draw stealing wild musties again." "Tell me you shot them." "I was otherwise occupiedo." "You contrary old fart." "I said pull them out, not break them off." "Some quills don't come out." "I don't want them damn things festering in my butt." "You're so full of it, stoneman." "It's no wonder your eyes are brown." "Blue." "After 25 years, you'd think you might remember that." "You'd think you might remember that." "Hot, hot..." "I swear to god grandpa sat on your head as a child." "Hey... why do we want to own a hot Springs anyway, you know?" "Want to own a hot Springs anyway, you know?" "Man, we get stoneman's beautiful land." "We build some high-class spa, right?" "Or, like, a resort deal with all them aromal-type therapies, herbal teas, and crap." "And the next thing you know, we get rich l." "A.'Ers crawling all over this place, and for once in our miserable lives, we make some serious cash-ish." "But, I mean, stoney would never sell to pop." "What makes you think he's gonna sell to us?" "What makes you think he's gonna sell to us?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You see, he won't sell..." "Not while he's alive." "What are you saying?" "No." "No, listen, man." "All I'm saying is, stoney and shuck are as old as the hills on grandma's chest, right?" "We scare them bad enough..." "Like we did today." "Been joyriding up in the draw today, Billy?" "Yeah, well, it's public land, stoney." "This here is private land." "You got the strength to pull the trigger on that cap gun, old man?" "You're one cantankerous old bastard, aren't you?" "So they tell me." "Hey, you can't hurt us." "Our uncle will arrest you so fast..." "That your dentures will spin." "Wouldn't hurt you, Owen." "Hey!" "You son of a bitch!" "You son of..." "You bother shuck one more time, and I'll do damage that you can't repair." "And I'll do damage that you can't repair." "He's crazy." "Where are you sneaking off to?" "Town, to have my bear claw down at big Bob's, go pick up my daughter's card and picture from the p." "O., like I always do on my birthday." "Like we always do on your birthday." "Like we always do on your birthday." "You've got to wait for Martinez." "I don't got to wait for nobody." "You ain't my boss anymore, stoneman." "Ok." "Come on." "Get in and drive." "Asshole." "I forgot." "You can't drive." "Too scared to let me teach you how." "I ain't scared of nothing." "Coffee's on." "It's good this morning." "I made it." "Good." "I need some paint thinner." "That's a beauty, big Bob." "Ain't half bad this time." "How many birthday bear claws does that add up to this year, stoney?" "That's nunya." "Yeah." "Nunya business." "Need some crowd control, stoney?" "Need some crowd control, stoney?" "Not if you're angling for a bite, Hank." "You don't look too bad, for a man of your advanced years." "You should see my granddaddy." "Get your card from Kate yet?" "As soon as I finish my claw." "So, where's your uglier half?" "I left him out there to deal with Martinez." "I'm gonna half to drag my ass all the way up there and investigate a double homicide?" "And investigate a double homicide?" "A man can't sit around all day drinking coffee." "He can sure as hell try." "Now, where in hell's half-acre does that old mummy keep the sugar?" "Well, I guess we know where all the sugar's gone." "How are those migraines, stoney?" "Shuck calls them brain aches..." "The old fool." "The old fool." "He calls things whatever he wants, puts things wherever he wants, couldn't make a plan to save his butt." "You seen a doctor yet?" "Nag checked me out last year." "Stoney, nag's a chiropractor." "Lines my chakras up good as new." "Look..." "I know how you feel about hospitals." "I don't like them either, but..." "Getting a neck rub from a two-bit bone cracker getting a neck rub from a two-bit bone cracker and letting shuck dose you with sheep medications is no substitute for a real m." "D." "You've heard the stories..." "Old wooly boys dying in their wagons, alone, in the middle of nowhere." "Sometimes folks don't find the carcasses for weeks." "What do you mean "lost"?" "I didn't say it was lost." "I said it ain't here." "Maybe Kate didn't send a card." "She always sends one." "Old stamp-licker here can't remember old stamp-licker here can't remember where he put it." "20 years I've been getting a birthday card from your daughter." "20 years I have been setting it aside in this here box." "Now..." "What do you see in there?" "Not my card." "'Cause it ain't come in." "You know, stoney," "Katie ain't sent a card twice..." "This year and..." "The year Andy devine died." "1977." "Yeah." "Wasn't Katie in boarding school yeah." "Wasn't Katie in boarding school over to Fargo in '77?" "Not on stoney's birthday, she weren't." "She were in the hospital in Fargo with meningitis." "You're right, Carlson." "She almost died." "Remember?" "No one could reach stoney here because he don't have a phone." "Hate lining ma bell's pantaloons for the 2 calls I get a year." "You know, stoney, I used to think you was eccentric, but now I know you're just a pain in the ass!" "You..." "Think maybe you ought to call Minnesota, see if Kate's ok?" "Never answers." "Hate talking to those damn machines." "Well, I can make the call, but if the machine picks it up, you leave a message." "What if the kid answers?" "The kid?" "You mean Charles?" "I wouldn't know what to say." "He's your grandson." "Stoney, when's the last time you talked to Charles?" "I read him a story." "He was... 7." "7?" "That was almost 9 years ago." "Look..." "I don't mean to tell you your business, but..." "There might be something wrong with Kate, and you haven't seen your grandson in 9 years." "Don't you think you ought to do something about that?" "Something about that?" "Jiminy Christmas." "Stoney!" "How in the hell are you?" "I'm fine, verla." "So is my shadow." "How much is it riding a hound to Minneapolis these days?" "Why, stoney, hon, you ain't been to the twin cities since... criminy, since Dolly parton went from a "c" cup to a triple "d."" "Round trip?" "Think I'd leave my woolies in shuck's hands?" "Think I'd leave my woolies in shuck's hands?" "Well, I got a special today." "$38... round." "You want me to tell shuck?" "Verla, can I use the pen?" "Why, stoney, after all these years, you finally gonna write me a love letter?" "You finally gonna write me a love letter?" "Morning, sheriff." "How was your breakfast?" "The thing is, I was wondering if you had given any more thought to what you were gonna do about stoney wrecking my nephew's truck." "Well, I'll be hanged." "Well, now, are you sure about that, Orville?" "Stoney hopped a bus to Minneapolis?" "Well, you know he ain't coming back." "Yeah, we got him now." "You're missing a mighty fine cake, stoneman." "You're missing a mighty fine cake, stoneman." "What's the damage?" "How much?" "For the pizza." "Who is this?" "Stoney." "Who are you?" "Hello?" "Marie." "Just stay on the line, all right?" "Ok?" "No." "Hold up." "Seriously." "I got a back door." "It just opened up." "It just opened up." "Excuse me." "Don't you knock?" "What?" "No." "No, I'm still here." "That was just a little static on my end." "I don't know, man." "The security system is pretty baroque." "Wait." "Hold up." "Sweet." "The shield just dropped." "Scanning." "Scanning." "Nice." "I got files." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "That's an import, all right?" "You're gonna get smudges." "It's time to let me have that now." "Thank you." "Your connection will be terminated in 10 seconds." "Damn." "Your access has been terminated." "Damn it!" "Access terminated." "No." "I lost the hack." "Yeah, the packet's totally wedged." "Yeah, the packet's totally wedged." "All right, just call me later, ok?" "Bye." "Do you have any idea how long it took me to get into that site?" "Do you have any idea how long I've been standing here?" "Great." "I'm getting a lesson in bad manners from a cowboy." "Sheep rancher." "There's a difference?" "I expected to see a boy." "You're a man now..." "Except you haven't quite growed into all your clothes yet, Charlie." "Charles." "I'm here to see your mama." "Where is she?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'll take you to her." "Yeah." "Yeah, I'll take you to her." "I don't need an escort." "Just take me outside and point me in the right direction." "That's all I need." "Wait." "Wait." "Hold up." "Hold up, all right?" "Like I have time for this." "So, where's your car?" "North Dakota." "Where's yours?" "I don't have a license." "I have a permit." "I don't have a license." "I have a permit." "You can't drive without a license." "I don't have a license." "I drive." "Yeah, but you don't have my mother." "She bursts a vein every time I get behind the wheel of a car." "She doesn't even let me eat spicy food." "Here." "Let me call twin city taxis." "Where is she?" "She's in the hospital." "Hospital?" "How far away is it?" "It's far." "It's, like, 2 miles that way." "Hey, hold up!" "Wait, all right?" "Hell, Martinez." "You was supposed to have been here yesterday." "Don't "hell" me, shuck." "If you had a phone," "I could have called to say my job on soda Ridge took longer than expected." "It's a big ranch, not like this two-bit operation." "Well, I guess you'd better get your big-ranch butt working then." "Your big-ranch butt working then." "Stoney's been gone one day, and this place has already gone to Hades, shuck." "For your information, you spinster, he's been gone a day and a half." "That's the last birthday cake" "I ever make the old fart, if he's gonna stay in town all night on a drunk." "Shuck." "I ran into Dawson in town, and he asked me if I wouldn't give you this note from stoney." "I ain't interested." "Are you sure?" "I could read it for you." "I said not interested." "I said not interested." "Suit yourself, you old putz." "Why don't you try getting the fleeces in one piece this time?" "And shear the ewe up front first." "She's in a family way." "I think I could have figured that one out myself, shuck." "I am a woman." "You could have fooled me." "Come on." "Let's go." "Hey, girls, we're gonna shear the mama first." "You want to grab her for me, jona?" "You want to grab her for me, jona?" "Stupid ass." "It's a wonder stoney ain't shot off his fool head." "Ok, grab her around." "Come on, mama." "How you doing?" "Come on." "You really shouldn't push yourself in your condition." "You really shouldn't push yourself in your condition." "What condition is that?" "Old." "Excuse me." "I'm looking for..." "Well, you must be Mr. stoneman." "Ms. Harper said you'd be coming." "She described your... rustic look." "Now..." "She's in exam room 382." "That's just down this hallway." "That's just down this hallway." "Much obliged, ma'am." "Come in." "Hi, stoney." "Katie." "Katie." "Where's Charles?" "Didn't he bring you?" "He's out there, plugged into that thigamajig." "He got big." "A lot happens in 9 years." "I missed your card." "I knew you would." "You must be Mr. stoneman." "Stoney, this is Dr. price." "It's good to finally meet you." "And how are you feeling?" "Fine." "Fine." "How's my daughter?" "Ms. Harper, you did tell your father why he's here, didn't you?" "He wouldn't have come." "Hank called me." "I wondered why he was so keen on getting me down here." "No, I asked him to help me." "Believe me, he hated tricking you." "But he's worried." "I'm worried." "I'm not worried." "Mr. stoneman, are you sensitive to light?" "That's nunya..." "Stoney, you need an examination." "Stoney, you need an examination." "I need to get back to my woolies." "Ok, fine." "Look, I'm just trying to help." "Go." "Go back up and hide in the hills." "You want to help somebody?" "Stop mollycoddling Charlie." "He's almost a man now." "Don't you dare come down here and tell me how to raise my kid." "He doesn't live in the real world." "You live on some backwater sheep ranch." "You call that the real world?" "You can't protect him, Katie." "Yes, I can, better than you protected me." "Yes, I can, better than you protected me." "Stoney!" "We need help!" "Help!" "God!" "Happy birthday, dad." "I can't go to New York." "My dad has an aneurysm, and they can't operate, and that's just it." "I have to be here." "Kate, please." "Please." "We need this deal." "Mckormick will not buy the property unless you broker it." "The guy thinks you sweat diamonds." "God, why does this have to happen now?" "You'll be gone 2 days Max." "If I have to get back here fast," "I'm taking the company jet." "I'm taking the company jet." "Kate, if you close this deal, you'll be able to buy the company jet." "Stop arguing with me, Charles." "I don't want to go see him." "I want stoney to see someone he knows when he wakes up." "But he doesn't know me." "God, I don't have time for this." "Please, just check on him." "So, I can't handle the responsibility of driving a car, but I can handle the responsibility of visiting your father." "Your grandfather." "I thought he was just some old guy" "I hadn't seen since second grade." "Fine." "Just give me the keys to the car." "Fine." "Just give me the keys to the car." "I'm not laughing." "One coke a day." "I put out your vitamins and your zantac, and no pizza." "I know you're not a child, but you're not an adult yet either." "Kiss." "Yeah." "Tony." "Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza." "Here kitty, kitty, kitty." "She loves to play in them pins." "She's so old, though, she gets stuck." "Earl says I ought to put her down." "I could do that for you, edna." "I mean, if she liked." "Well, look what the cat drug in." "Well, look what the cat drug in." "Orville, go get us a coke." "Go on." "Hey, shuck." "Mind telling me where in hell's half-acre stoney might be?" "Mind telling me where in hell's half-acre stoney might be?" "Shuck, look..." "Kate put stoney in a hospital." "He's dying." "It's high time you admit it." "He ain't dead yet." "Shuck..." "Damn it, a hospital's gonna kill him, Hank." "Tell me where he is, or I swear I'll tear up every damn hospital in Minnesota." "Give me my blessed pants." "Give me my blessed pants." "Mr. stoneman, please calm down, or I'll have to give you another shot of demerol." "Ma'am, I'm about as calm as I can get when somebody stole my drawers." "Now hand them over so I can use the facilities." "I think I'm just gonna get going now." "Sir, we have provided you with an alternative situation." ""Situation?"" "I'd like to see you situate your fat butt on this." "Maybe I need to show you how we behave in here." "Hey." "You're Chuck, ain't you?" "Charles." "Let me guess." "You're here to see stoney." "How could you tell?" "Let me go!" "Mr. stoneman, please, don't make me sedate you... again." "Don't make me sedate you... again." "Come on, Chuck." "I might need your help." "Hey!" "Let go of me!" "Do what the man says." "Ok, Florence, get your starchy butt in the bathroom there, or me and my young partner are gonna aerate you." "Excuse me." "I'm not his partner." "You wouldn't shoot." "Lady, I castrate sheep with my teeth for a living." "There's no telling what I'm capable of." "You took your sweet time getting here." "How's Dakota?" "Nice to see you, too, you old fart." "We missed you." "Yeah." "Ok." "Wow." "I'm just gonna leave you two a chance to catch up, so..." "Why don't you see if you can find your grandpa's britches." "I don't believe this." "Got a plan?" "I'm working on it." "That's great." "At least I didn't let them steal my pants at least I didn't let them steal my pants and put a dress on me." "You know, guys..." "A gun, a minor, a hostage situation." "This could end up in some serious jail time." "Everybody shut up." "I'm trying to think." "Mr. stoneman." "Let me out." "Hello?" "Mr. stoneman?" "This is your great plan?" "They won't let you out unless you're riding." "What in god's name makes you think they're gonna let you out?" "They're gonna let you out?" "You had a good look at yourself?" "Asshole." "Act like you're having a fit." "Great." "Where's my ibook?" "Mr. stoneman, when I get out of here..." "Do you hear me?" "There we go." "I ain't getting in no buzzard wagon." "Fine." "We'll just leave you here." "I knew you took it!" "Give me my ibook back!" "Come on!" "That thing has names, numbers!" "My whole life is in there!" "Kind of small, ain't it?" "Give it back!" "I'm not kidding!" "Mr. stoneman, come back here immediately!" "Every man for himself!" "Move it!" "Move it!" "Holy crap!" "Damn thing still works." "Drive." "Sweet Jesus!" "A hearse-jacking!" "Drive and I won't plug you." "Please, no." "Don't plug me." "I'll give you anything you want." "Look, you pantywaist, the only thing I want is a ride to north Dakota." "We don't want no attention drawed on us, so slow this buzzard wagon down and stick to the back roads." "And stick to the back roads." "Pronto." "North Dakota?" "Darker than a harlot's heart in this crate." "No." "Is that a dead person?" "Hope so." "Ok, look, st let me out right now, before you get into serious trouble." "Already in serious trouble." "Let me out!" "Let me out right..." "Let me out!" "Let me out right..." "Tell them to stop the car!" "Charlie..." "Charles!" "And if I'm not home when my mom calls, she'll worry." "Well, she wasn't really worried when she tricked me into that..." "Death hotel." "She did it for your own good." "And I'm doing this for your own good." "I don't like the way she's raising you." "Really?" "And how is she raising me?" "Like a frail litter runt still sucking hind tit." "Ok, I have no idea what that means, ok, I have no idea what that means, but you cannot talk to me like that." "I can't take the stress anymore." "I already got one dead body in this wagon." "And I don't mind making it 2." "Go ahead." "Shoot me." "Get those eyes open." "Ok, ok." "I promise I won't shoot you." "Judas priest." "Judas priest." "Man, it better still work." "My god!" "It's alive!" "No, it's just Chuck." "Who's Chuck?" "Took your sweet time." "I think I'm gonna puke." "What's wrong with him?" "Looked death in the eye." "What about Rex's drawers, stoney?" "What about Rex's drawers, stoney?" "He looks to be about your size." "That is so sick." "Rex ain't gonna need them anymore." "Hey, it's Charles." "Leave a message if you want, but I'm not gonna answer it." "Charles, are you there?" "Charles, are you with stoney?" "Are you there?" "Charles, please tell me you went to visit your grandfather." "Charles, please tell me you went to visit your grandfather." "Kate, we're all waiting." "I've got to go." "Call me." "I love you." "Knock 'em dead." "Mr. mckormick, gentlemen..." "Right." "No, thanks." "Not man enough?" "Not man enough?" "You know, this is just what my mom was afraid of." "Peer pressure, and it's coming from my grandfather." "All right, I want to go home now." "Want in the left hand, crap in the right." "Which is gonna fill up faster?" "Excuse me, Mr. shuck." "How sweet." "No, thank you." "I'm sorry, but we're just about to run out of gas." "Ok, let's go." "No funny business." "You know, after all we've been through, you'd think there would be a little more trust." "Listen, if it was up to me," "I'd leave you right here, right now, but stoney seems bent on you coming up to the ranch." "So that's exactly what you're gonna do, Chuck." "Oops." "How clumsy of me." "I'm no good with machinery." "Just great." "Just great." "Man, you sure they ain't coming back?" "Dude, stoney's got to be dead by now." "And shuck... he's just a hired hand." "He couldn't run this place if his life depended on it." "Yeah.." "No more running horses to rodeos, my brother." "No more running horses to rodeos, my brother." "This is ours." "Hee hee!" "Come on, little girlies." "Come on." "Come on out!" "Go on!" "Ho!" "Ho!" "Ho!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Hey, Billy." "Billy, look." "I don't think he likes us being here." "I don't think he likes us being here." "Little bro..." "How'd you like to make one more horsemeat rodeo run?" "Easy." "Stay." "Get the gate." "That's right." "We got him, Billy." "We got him, Billy." "We got him." "That's right." "You want to be somebody's glue stick." "Let's do it, Billy." "Got you!" "Yeah." "That's right." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Get in!" "I'm coming, bro." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Hey, you ok, Billy?" "That rack of bones is dead." "Get in there!" "Get in!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Ok, now I really need to find a rest room." "Kid's got a bladder the size of a pea." "Kid's got a bladder the size of a pea." "It runs in the family." "Pull over up here." "Excuse me." "I said a rest room." "You got the whole world to pee on." "You telling me you never pissed out of doors?" "Well, you see, where I come from, we have this neat little invention..." "Indoor plumbing." "What if someone sees us?" "Anybody watching better not be downwind." "Anybody watching better not be downwind." "What's the matter?" "I think he's got stage fright." "Pee, damn it!" "Feels good, don't it?" "Yeah." "Damn." "Shuck must have shot someone." "Not again." "Since you don't want a dead man's drawers, my friend huey here volunteered his." "My friend huey here volunteered his." "What are you gonna do with him?" "Him?" "I'm gonna leave him here in his ladies underpants." "These are calvins." "I don't care who gave them to you." "Little nip on this every now and then will help you keep warm." "Thanks for the trousers." "I had called my father's room, and there's no answer." "Is there any way I can talk to my son Charles, please?" "I think he's in the chapel." "Stoney in the chapel?" "Stoney in the chapel?" "I'm sorry, ma'am." "He's not in the chapel." "The building's going to be 50 stories high!" "Kate, we're killing each other in here." "Well... will you please find my son and have him call me?" "Thank you." "You're listening to 103.9, the voice of the heartland." "Looks like it's gonna be another beautiful day out there today... 68 degrees..." "Stoney, you ok?" "Damn it, stoney!" "Hit the brakes, Chuck." "Got to get out." "Got to jump." "Hit the damn brake!" "I'm trying!" "He's not moving, shuck." "Is he..." "No, he isn't." "He's been getting these for months." "It always passes." "Come on, you old fart." "Is it over yet?" "If I live..." "Will you stop your caterwauling?" "It sounds fair to me." "Get me to hidden Springs." "You don't mind if we just get your ass off the road first?" "Is that where we are?" "Yeah." "I can do this." "I've driven a gazillion cars in video games." "Real cars you got to start up first." "That's it?" "That's all the directions you're gonna give him?" "He'll figure it out as it comes along." "Judas priest!" "They took my clothes." "They want that way." "That way!" "Fargo f." "B. I. May I help you?" "Morning, guys." "All right!" "The g." "P. S. Unit I requisitioned from d." "C." "And the tr-2 tracking device." "And the secret decoder ring." "Hey, you guys, get this." "2 old Hicks shoot up a hospital, kidnap some kid, then Jack a hearse with the body in it." "The state troopers pick up the state troopers pick up some half-naked guy who swears that these 2 old Hicks dumped him and the dead body on some back road." "Excuse me." "Guys." "Guys." "Did they cross state lines with the body?" "Yeah, they did." "Come on, Collins." "Don't tell me you're gonna pursue this?" "Yes, sir." "This could be my first big case." "Yes, sir." "This could be my first big case." "Go get 'em, tiger." "Sorry." "The woolies will sure be glad to have you back here, stoney." "Yeah, especially because they thought you were gonna take care of them." "This is a real ranch?" "Real as they come." "What's that smell?" "Dirt, wool, grass..." "Life." "All I smell is shit." "Where the hell is Dakota?" "Dakota's gone." "Dakota's gone." "Found the corral open." "Got all the woolies inside, but I couldn't find Dakota." "Maybe he thought you weren't coming home and he went back up to the hills." "I'm gonna go look for him." "He'll know you're back." "Yeah." "Hey." "I'm Martinez." "That's Katie's boy Charlie." "He don't like being here much." "There's no way my mom grew up here." "She freaks out if I drink from the milk carton." "She freaks out if I drink from the milk carton." "Hello?" "I'd like to go home now." "Just get me to town, and I'll take a bus, ok?" "My mom's gonna worry." "It's part of separating from your mama." "Maybe I'm not as good at separating as you, stoney." "Sit down and eat." "There's work to be done." "Is that why you kidnapped me..." "Slave labor?" "Is that why you kidnapped me..." "Slave labor?" "Kid's got your number, stoney." "Stay out of it, shuck." "Where's the bathroom?" "Or do you guys just, like, open the door and pee?" "Down the hall, hang a left." "Is there any soap?" "Why?" "You plan on peeing on your hand?" "No." "I plan to take a bath, thanks." "A bath?" "In the daytime?" "Yeah." "I'm dirty." "You want to take a bath just because you're dirty?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Wait!" "Stop!" "Take me with you!" "Crap!" "Cursing sounds good on you." "Don't let me hear it inside." "After you get yourself situated, come out to the barn." "Gonna teach you how to drive something else." "Stop, stop, stop." "Stop, stop." "Even up those reins." "Hey, hey, hey." "Drop your heels." "Turn your knees in." "Hey, I've ridden a horse before, ok?" "All right, it was..." "It was virtual saddle." "It wasn't quite this high up, either." "Dakota!" "Dakota boy!" "Dakota's a horse, right?" "Dakota's a being." "Your mama found him when she was about your age." "Some creatures come along, tell you who they are, what they want to be." "We all have our place in this world." "We all have our place in this world." "Come on." "Hey, hey." "Hey, hey." "This is awesome." "Yeah." "When I first started coming here, when I first started coming here," "I could crawl way up inside that thing." "That is a cool knife." "Your grandma gave it to me..." "wedding present." "We used to come down here together a lot." "Try carving your name with it." "Drinking underage, driving without a license, now vandalism?" "You're a bad influence, stoney." "So..." "What's hidden Springs?" "I told shuck about it a hundred times." "Dimwit." "Dimwit." "He don't believe me." "Don't believe what?" "I'm dying." "Hidden Springs is a place..." "A time when everything was still right." "Shuck's the best kind of friend a man could find." "But when the time comes, but when the time comes, he may need some help getting me there." "Can I count on you?" "I'm gonna be home." "Home." "Quite a word." "She's in trouble." "Easy." "Easy." "What's going on?" "Down." "There you are." "Down." "There you are." "Easy." "Easy now." "Charlie, I need you." "Now." "I'm coming." "Bag's burst." "If we don't do something, we're gonna lose both mama and kid." "Doesn't she do it herself?" "I mean, isn't it like..." "Natural or something?" "Some things don't come natural." "You ok?" "Get the lambing box." "Get out a towel and wipe your hands." "I'm gonna go get shuck." "You just do what I tell you." "Crap." "All right." "All right." "I'm scrubbed." "Ok." "Vaseline." "Grease up your hands." "Easy, mama." "It's gonna be ok." "Hold up." "I'm not gonna..." "Reach up inside." "Forget it." "Son... she'll die." "All right." "Ok." "Easy." "Easy." "Tell me what you feel." "Nausea." "Nausea." "Disgust." "Fur?" "Wool." "I think I feel a tail." "Reach up higher." "There." "I feel its paws." "Hooves." "Ok." "Pull them down, spin the lamb around, and pull it out hooves first." "Easy." "Easy now." "Hey." "I did it." "I did it." "Ok, now." "Don't ask me to lick it clean." "Cut the cord." "I'd rather lick it clean." "Measure it off to your pinkie knuckle and cut it." "Just use those little snips." "Just use those little snips." "Ok." "It's ok, buddy." "Just got to..." "Get these guys here." "Hey." "Watch your feet." "Good girl." "Come on." "There you go." "There." "We did it." "All right, put iodine on the cut end." "Just..." "It'll all be over." "It'll all be over." "It's ok." "It's ok." "It'll all be over." "It's ok." "It's ok." "You did all right, mama." "You did fine." "Good girl." "Is that better?" "It's ok." "There you go." "All right." "You did good, Charlie." "Looks like you're a wooly boy now." "Ok, bring her around so mama can smell her." "We don't want an orphan on our hands." "We don't want an orphan on our hands." "Hey, mama." "Come on, mama." "Come on." "Come on." "Smell her." "Hey." "Hey, come on." "No deadbeat moms allowed." "You take it inside." "Shuck will work up a bottle for it." "I'll go get the mom." "Hey, I thought you..." "I'm sorry." "Did you say the f." "B. I.?" "I'm sorry." "Did you say the f." "B. I.?" "Yes." "We have a warrant for your father's arrest." "You must be mistaken." "My father's in a hospital in Minneapolis." "Not anymore." "What do you mean "not anymore"?" "Kate, is everything ok?" "I suggest you call our Fargo office as soon as possible, Ms. Harper." "Ben, I have to leave." "All right, gentlemen, let's cut the crap." "Now, Kate, wait just a second." "Mr. mckormick, we have pitched this deal for nearly 2 days." "Either spur the horse or get your ass off the saddle." "Either spur the horse or get your ass off the saddle." "That girl could sell wings to a butterfly." "Welcome aboard, Ben." "Way to go." "White move." "What are you doing?" "This thigamajig plays chess?" "This thigamajig can do a lot more than that." "It could run this whole ranch..." "Finances, taxes, schedules." "You helped stoney birth him?" "Helped?" "Excuse me." "I was the primary care physician on duty." "Well, I'll be damned." "Hey, no cursing inside." "I think chili meat likes you." "Chili meat?" "Got to have a name." "Well, it's not gonna be chili meat." "Look at him." "I can't believe this." "If my mom saw me, she would freak." "No sign of him yet?" "No." "You know, we ought to be thinking about getting the kid back home, stoney." "He belongs with his mama." "You can't turn him into a wooly boy in 2 hours." "I can't teach nobody nothing around here." "Just what the hell is that supposed to mean?" "Just what the hell is that supposed to mean?" "I'm trying to teach you how to run this place, how to have a plan." "The moment I'm gone, we lose Dakota." "Now, you wait just a damn minute." "You blaming that on me?" "I wasn't here, and you were." "I wasn't here." "I was chasing your sorry ass down to Minneapolis." "I didn't ask you to do that." "Well, you ungrateful son of a bitch." "It was your responsibility." "Sometimes things happen." "Sometimes things happen." "You were supposed to protect him." "Damn it, stoney." "You can't always protect everything you want to." "You, of all people, ought to know that." "What?" "You gonna hit me again?" "Recognize this?" "Spratts got Dakota." "What's a spratt?" "Hold it." "Nobody goes nowhere without a plan." "You got a plan, make it a fast one." "You got a plan, make it a fast one." "I'm coming." "Now, what the hell does that old lizard think he's up to?" "Ok, Dakota, I'm here now." "Ok, Dakota, I'm here now." "I'm right here." "I'm here." "Ok." "Come on." "Easy." "Down." "Come on." "Down." "Go on." "Good boy." "There." "Up." "Yep." "Up." "Yep." "You get to drive again." "That hurt, shuck." "You let out one more peep, and I'll blast your tea bags to China." "Billy!" "Billy!" "Drive, Chuck!" "Shoot them!" "Shoot them!" "Shoot them!" "Shoot them!" "Shoot it!" "Yee-haw now, you ass wipes!" "Shoot that bastard!" "Just shoot him!" "I can't shoot my truck!" "Shoot your truck!" "I'll shoot your truck." "You see, my plan worked." "You see, my plan worked." "I knew Billy spratt wouldn't hurt this truck." "Aha!" "I got him!" "Ok!" "Well, that's enough of that." "What are you..." "You old geriatric fossil!" "It's my baby!" "Agent Collins, I think the bureau may be overreacting here." "Sheriff, our fugitives are suspected of kidnapping a child." "A road trip with a grandson." "Grand Theft Auto?" "A joyride." "Transporting a cadaver across state lines." "I don't even want to guess." "You boys think this is funny?" "Now you listen up." "I am a federal agent," "I am a federal agent, here to arrest 2 suspected felons, and that's exactly what I intend to do." "Whatever it takes." "Agent Collins, I know stoney and shuck." "They're just a couple of harmless..." "Shuck just shot Owen." "Old fellas." "Man, that was great!" "Didn't I tell you the old fart was fine?" "Yeah." "You see the way he and Dakota took that fence?" "Yeah." "Shuck." "Aw, Jesus, stoney." "Aw, Jesus, stoney." "He got hit?" "Damn spratts." "They shot Dakota." "Couldn't just leave him there." "We done right, stoney." "He belongs here." "He's such a good boy." "He's such a good old boy, ain't he?" "He's such a good old boy, ain't he?" "He's a good boy, all right." "Is Owen gonna be ok, Billy?" "Nag's fixing him up." "Owen was lucky." "I saw shuck aiming at his head." "I saw shuck aiming at his head." "Do we really need to go through all this?" "I can just drive up there." "Stoneman and shuck myer are armed and dangerous, with a path of felonies across 2 states." "Now, please, convoy us up to the double-s ranch, sheriff." "Mr. spratt, you're with me." "Will you stop?" "Looking for these?" "As if you'd give them to me." "Main road is due east." "Why don't you just bury stoney up at hidden Springs if that's where he wants to be buried?" "Wake up!" "Stoney's dying." "I wouldn't make a lot of noise if I was you." "You don't want to alert stoney to your leaving." "As if he'd care if I leave." "What makes you think he don't care?" "I don't know." "What would you call no contact for 9 years?" "I'd call it being a man of few words." "Let me show you something." "Let me show you something." "It was the highlight of stoney's year, getting these pictures." "I don't think he minded getting a year older" "I don't think he minded getting a year older because it meant getting another card." "I never thought he..." "My mom and I always thought that all he cared about was some sheep..." "And you." "Shoot." "When me and stoney were down by his..." "His log, he said you were the best friend a man could have." "I'm afraid he won't take this bottle from anyone but you." "I doubt that." "Creatures get pretty attached around here, ain't that right, chili meat?" "You doing that thing you guys do..." "Saying to an animal what you should be saying to a person?" "Hell, it took me 20 years to figure out stoney was doing that." "All these years, working the same piece of dirt, you get to know a fella's face." "It's written all over stoney's ugly mug it's written all over stoney's ugly mug he's glad you're here, especially now." "You can go, or you can stay, but either way, I do believe this is the last time you're ever gonna see stoney." "What now?" "Aw, stoney." "I'm so sorry, stoney." "I hate to tell you boys this, but Dawson and some f." "B. I. Payaso are on their way up here right now." "Now, I loved Dakota, too, but... but you guys got to go." "No." "Or you're both gonna end up in prison." "Or you're both gonna end up in prison." "See?" "They stole it!" "Like I said!" "Nobody touch the truck till it's dusted for prints." "All right." "Now everybody just take it easy." "Jesus cracker!" "Jesus cracker!" "Toss your weapon and come out." "Jeez!" "Orville spratt, you jackass!" "Drop your weapon now." "Agent Collins, she's a local." "You put that weapon down, woman." "You saw that, right?" "When she came out, the weapon was..." "Put your weapon away." "I'll put it away, but in the report..." "I'll put it away, but in the report... don't tell me you finally shot shuck." "Dakota." "Agent James Collins, f." "B. I." "Have you seen Mr. stoneman and Mr. shuck myer?" "We got a vehicle coming." "That's stoney's pickup!" "Freeze!" "Hands in the air." "What's going on?" "Agent Collins, f." "B. I. Who are you?" "Kate Harper, stoneman's daughter." "I flew in from New York into that dirt patch you call an airport, and then I find stoney's pickup in town." "Kate, listen..." "Is everybody here insane?" "Is everybody here insane?" "Hank, why didn't you call me?" "I tried." "Stoney!" "Charles John Harper!" "Secure the perimeter." "Now, hold up, boys." "Martinez, you need any help out here with Dakota?" "Excuse me, chief." "I'm an officer of the law." "And I am the law." "Help Martinez." "That's for Dakota, pendejo." "And that's..." "And that's..." "For shooting at me." "Bitch." "Charles?" "Stoney?" "Ok, we've got a burglary." "It always looks like this." "Ma'am, stand aside and..." "So, where's hidden Springs?" "I'll know it when I see it." "Then we're all in big trouble, because the old fart forgot his glasses." "Because the old fart forgot his glasses." "Martinez will do what's right for Dakota." "She loves that horse as much as we do." "Ok, the damn thing is buried." "Now can we go arrest them?" "Agent Collins..." "I believe it's foolish to go after them at night." "Those wooly boys know the draws up there those wooly boys know the draws up there better than anyone, but even they can't get that far in the dark." "Come on, Hank." "Billy knows the terrain." "We'll..." "We'll resume the search at first light." "What?" "Are we spending the night with gypsies?" "Jesus." "Shuck." "You can't smell it when you're asleep." "Hey, guys, wait a minute." "I'm not sleeping in there." "I'm overdue on my tetanus shot." "I'm overdue on my tetanus shot." "Night, kid." "Jeez." "Man." "Why did you stop them from searching?" "Charles is out there somewhere." "Charles is out there somewhere." "You were always fine out there." "Charles is a city boy." "Stoney's probably been working on that." "No, Hank." "I want him to be a city boy." "You take life and death too easily out here." "People are here, and then they're gone, and you just all go on." "Kate, your mama being thrown off that horse was an accident." "Off that horse was an accident." "And after that, stoney..." "He just..." "He didn't know how to raise you alone." "You're the one who decided to stay away." "I just..." "I just thought that I would have..." "More time to make it right again." "Owen, get your ass out here!" "Owen, get your ass out here!" "Let's go, brother!" "Let's go!" "I'm coming." "You stole the sheriff's Jeep." "Your uncle Orville's the law now." "Darn, I was hoping to give the boys a head start." "If Orville and those idiots get to them, stoney's gonna die in jail." "If Orville doesn't shoot him first." "You know this country just as well as anybody." "Just remember what you tried to forget." "Thanks, Amelia." "Ok." "Ok." "Jeep's gone." "Gotcha." "Gotcha." "I suspected that the locals might go for the fugitives alone." "But this g." "P. S. Unit will monitor the tracking device that I placed in the sheriff's cell phone." "We will arrest our suspects." "If they flee again," "I authorize you to use deadly force." "Is that understood?" "I don't believe this." "Move out!" "They'll probably resist arrest." "Let's hope so." "Come on." "Open up!" "Sheriff's department!" "On the floor!" "Get down!" "Get down!" "There's nobody in here, Orville." "God, it smells like farting skunks." "God, it smells like farting skunks." "Now, aren't you guys glad" "I made you come sleep outside with me?" "Well, let's ride before I shoot them." "Hey, wait a minute." "A cell phone." "Yes." "Civilization." "Open up!" "Hold onto him, Chuck." "Hold onto him, Chuck." "Open up!" "Open up!" "You're squeezing me, Charlie." "Sorry." "Guess I don't mind." "Open this door!" "Come back!" "Come back!" "Bald rock." "Sheep wagon's west of that Ridge there." "Hell." "They got here first." "Be careful." "Hello?" "Chief?" "Orville?" "Open the damn door!" "Deputy, we are in hot pursuit and cannot divert to assist at this time." "That's funny, Hank." "That's funny." "That's funny, Hank." "That's funny." "Now come on." "Open up the door." "We're stuck in here!" "Hank!" "Let's stay with the horses." "It'll be faster up here." "Hank, come on, you overgrown boy scout piece of shit, open the door!" "Good going, Orville." "Shut your hole!" "Will you shut the hell up?" "Skeleton trees." "We head north." "Skeleton trees, bald rock, broke twig." "This is how you guys get around?" "The land has scars, just like people." "It helps you recognize where you are." "It helps you recognize where you are." "You got a better way?" "Yeah." "Turn left at burger king." "If you hit taco bell, you've gone too far." "We're on turtle Ridge." "Which way, stoney?" "You gonna answer me, your lordship?" "Grandpa!" "I tried to hold him." "I know, son." "Fetch my glasses." "In the left saddlebag." "In the left saddlebag." "Hurry." "Now look who's falling off his horse." "I need them glasses, Chuck." "Shuck." "Shuck." "They're onto us, shuck." "They got no way of knowing we're up this Ridge." "They're just guessing." "I don't think so." "We should go." "I can't move stoney." "He's got a pager." "Come on, buddy." "Come on, buddy." "Where are you going?" "Take care of stoney." "Hell, I've been doing that for 25 years." "This way, men." "Stay in tight formation." "Follow me!" "Yes!" "All right." "I got a signal." "Yes!" "All right." "I got a signal." "Come on." "Let's do this." "Take these glasses off." "But the sun will hurt your eyes." "Get them off me." "I told you, damn it." "You want to curse, go outside." "We are outside, you old fart." "Why'd you make me take the glasses off?" "Why'd you make me take the glasses off?" "I want to remember your ugly mug." "Ain't like I can ever forget yours." "Ok." "Run path search." "Ok." "Run path search." "Yes." "D. M. S. Search for..." "Collins, j." "M." "Collins, James Monroe." "Yes!" "You are mine, you son of a..." "Charles!" "Hi, mom." "I can't talk right now." "I want you to come down." "Want in your left hand, crap in your right." "Stoney got to him, all right." "Shut up, Hank." "Shut up, Hank." "What are you doing up there?" "It appears that sheriff Dawson has captured the suspects at a place called skeleton trees." "Charles, I want you to come down." "Do you hear me?" "Come on." "Charles, are you listening to me?" "Let's go for it anyway, guys." "Let's go for it anyway, guys." "Yeah." "Go for this." "Where are you going?" "Yes!" "Yes." "I'm a federal agent!" "Get back here!" "Yes!" "Grandpa's this way!" "Hurry!" "Look at your city kid now." "Look at your city kid now." "Let's go, Kate." "Hyah!" "Come on." "Hey, shuck." "Katie." "How's he doing?" "He ain't spoke in a while." "Hey, daddy." "I got your card." "Last year's was better." "I know." "Got the law off our tail, stoney." "Good man, Charlie." "He's a good man, our Charlie." "Katie..." "He needs to see a doctor." "He doesn't need a doctor, Kate." "We were so close." "We were almost there." "Almost where?" "The Springs." "Aw, hell, Chuck." "There ain't no such place." "If stoney says that there's a Springs, then there's a Springs." "What Springs?" "Where to bury his sorry ass." "Someplace he called hidden Springs." "Someplace he called hidden Springs." "There's no Springs around here for miles." "Maybe the aneurysm affected his thinking." "You saying he's crazy?" "Nobody calls stoney crazy but me." "I'm saying it's a medical condition." "Mom?" "This is it." "Hidden Springs." "Hidden Springs." "This is where I helped dad take out the sheep that last time." "Here..." "Everything was ok." "When we were here..." "Mom was still alive, and I was still at home." "Shuck was our best friend." "That's why stoney wanted to come to this place." "Here was the last time everything was the way it was meant to be." "You see, I got you here, you old fart." "Can I make a plan or what?" "Taking the hound back tonight." "I suppose there's nothing I can do to stop you." "You're stubborn like your grandpa." "I'll be back next summer." "Just don't let the place fall apart while I'm gone." "Yeah, you come back and sit on your ass in front of that thigamajig, in front of that thigamajig, and I'll do all the work." "We're a team." "It plays gin rummy, too." "But you said your whole life is in there." "Not anymore." "Shoot." "I got something for you, too." "Shoot." "I got something for you, too." "Stoney wanted you to have this." "It meant a lot to him." "Let's go, c." "P. U." "What the hell kind of name is c." "P. U.?" "It ain't chili meat, that's what." "You just might come back and find him really chili meat." "And find him really chili meat." "You touch one hair on his head except for shearing," "I swear, I'll come back here..." "Martinez is coming up tomorrow to finish the shearing." "We got to get the woolies inside." "You sound just like your grandpa." "You got to start thinking ahead, shuck." "I'm not always gonna be here." "I'm glad they dropped the charges against you." "Yeah." "It's too bad I had to give back the hearse." "Damn thing was tits for hauling hay." "Captioning made possible by lions gate entertainment" "Hank, open up this door!" "Hank!" "Shut up!"