"Time movie 01,31,23 h." "girl:" "Are you there?" "Can you hear me?" "I wanna talk to you." "Try to explain how everything got so fucked up." "I'm not really sure how to do that when I'm just starting to figure it all out myself." "¶ I just wanna be sweet ¶" "¶ I just wanna be nice ¶" "¶ I just wanna stay calm ¶" "¶ I just wanna be gentle... ¶" "cat, I have to go." "If your goal is tondelea Schwartz, you've achieved her." "Tondelea shwartz?" "Who the hell is tondelea Schwartz?" "She's a ho." "Oh, that's wonderful." "I've raised 2 delinquents." "Bye." "¶ I wanna be a nice girl... ¶ cat:" "Just like every year," "I prayed that this year was going to be different." "You know, crawl out from under your shadow, get my mom off my back, and just stop being the freak that nobody wanted." "I mean, it was pathetic." "I was starting 11th grade and I never even frenched a guy." "Guys like William sellers didn't think that I was worth the pennies in his loafers." "If he knew I existed." "Why would he?" "Just look at him." "All I wanted was to impress him..." "To get his attention." "Cat:" "Not exactly what I had in mind." "Made my pecker leap." "Oh, don't be shy!" "Boy:" "Don't be shy!" "The whole world wants to know!" "Good morning, miss storm." "Hi, Fred." "Excited about the new school year?" "No." "Ha ha ha." "Morning, Mr. Burden." "Morning." "Woman:" "French toast or an omelet." "Man:" "With some cinnamon on the French toast." "Yeah, and pancakes." "You're like a little..." "Yeah." "Have a little champagne and orange juice." "Champagne would be good." "Yeah." "Girl:" "Cat!" "Cat, get in here." "Hi." "Ok, you're gonna die when I tell you what happened." "What happened?" "I lost it." "To whom?" "I went to this party in lake como with my mother, and there was this gorgeous Italian dude there, and he kept staring at me all night." "And at the end of the party, everybody got so drunk and crazy that they started dancing in this fountain." "So he drags me into the fountain, and we danced in the fountain, and he whispers in my ear that he wants to watch the sunrise with me down at the beach." "So we go down to the beach, and he pulls down my pants." "And then..." "We made love." "What was it like?" "It was amazing." "Best part is, he's already in college." "What's wrong with you?" "Nothing." "I just..." "I hate my hair." "What?" "I love your hair." "It just makes me feel like such a reject." "I saw William sellers this morning." "My skirt flew up right in front of him." "He's so pathetic." "You know what?" "You need to get over these high-school guys." "College is where the real men are." "Didn't it hurt?" "No." "I didn't even bleed." "It's such a crock of shit what Mrs. Beelbug told us in biology." "I'm really into sex now." "Oh, wait." "Princess, come here." "Princess." "Look what I taught her." "Come on." "Princess is the best dyke in town." "Aha." "Delilah, put that back." "Why?" "What if he sees you?" "Good morning, sweeties." "Totally nauseating." "Oh, look." "Delilah." "What?" "Oh, my God." "Score!" "You're doing this with me." "No!" "No choice in the matter." "Let's go!" "You have no choice." "Oh, my God." "We're getting wasted." "I'll give you a hundred bucks." "Come on!" "No choice." "So long, sucker." "Oh, look who it is." "Little miss maidstone." "Fresh from another dreary summer of tennis and golf at the old beach club." "Hey, guys." "Hey, how are you?" "Can I walk with you?" "No." "Fine." "I don't wanna be late." "We don't want you to be late." "I hate her so much." "Boy:" "Another year, and I'm still here!" "Ladies, can we get a hand for the hazelton grad?" "Oh, thank you." "Thank you." "Anyone got a spliff?" "Cat:" "Speaking of girls we love to hate..." "Heather Von strum." "Radiant, blonde, born with a silver stick up her ass." "Talk about the perfect life." "But you always said," ""no one's perfect." "Everyone's a closet freak."" "How about another peek-a-boo at those panties?" "God, that girl's nasty." "Boy:" "That's all I get?" "My little sister's more arousing than that." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Cat:" "William is going out with Heather?" "Delilah:" "Yeah." "What's so great about her?" "Face it, she'd be no one if her dad hadn't offed her mom." "Good morning, miss storm." "Good morning." "Good morning, miss milford." "Good morning, darling." "Good morning, miss milford." "Delilah!" "Ahem." "Delilah, those stairs are for seniors." "Oh, look, lady mountbatten went here." "Delilah, come on." "We're gonna be late." "Who do you think you are?" "Delilah milford." "Shoprite heiress." "I don't give a shit." "And I'm telling." "No, don't." "They're gonna give us 2 weeks detention." "So what are you gonna do for me?" "I don't wanna be caught with that." "Ok." "Meet me in the second-floor bathroom after recess." "Cat:" "Delilah!" "Delilah: ¶ de de de de ¶" "Who can tell me what pip gains through self-acceptance?" "Are we still going shopping?" "I can't." "Teacher:" "Cat, what do you think pip learns?" "Uh, pip?" "Pip learns a lot." "Teacher:" "Could you please expand on that?" "Delilah:" "I learned a lot this summer." "Teacher:" "About?" "About sex." "Could you please expand on that?" "Delilah:" "Yeah." "It was... thank you, girls." "That's enough." "It didn't hurt at all." "Grace, what do you think about pip's journey?" "That book was too bloody long." "How do you expect me to get through something like that when I'm on holiday?" "Eloise." "Pip's struggle is about self-realization and acceptance." "He wants to become part of a society he wasn't born into and abandons his code of morals to fit in." "After great suffering and hardship, he learns that it is more important to be a morally just person." "She makes me sick." "Cat:" "I told you not to touch that stuff." "Delilah:" "What'd you do?" "Inhale the whole bottle?" "That's the way they do it in the movies." "Ok, scarface, come on." "The show is over." "So sad." "What is that?" "Nose candy." "Want some?" "It's high in calcium." "Good for you, too." "Lamebrain." "She's gonna tell." "See if I care." "Let the bitch squeal." "Ok." "To qualify for the president's physical fitness test, you must be able to to 40 sit-ups in one minute." "Begin." "4." "5." "6." "8." "12." "Ladies." "Delilah milford." "Catherine storm." "Come with me, please." "Aah!" "It was that fucking narc Eloise." "My mom is going to kill me." "It's gonna be ok." "Just do what my dad always tells me to do:" "Deny, deny, deny." "Delilah, come with me." "Catherine, you may go back to class." "This is more serious than you think, miss milford." "Drugs simply cannot and will not be tolerated." "Excuse us, miss storm." "Excuse me, miss." "Hey, retard, what's the disease of the week?" "You think you have a tapeworm?" "No." "You know how to get rid of a tapeworm, don't you?" "I don't want to hear it." "You feed it until it gets as long as a garden hose, and then you pull it out your butt." "You do not!" "Yeah, you do." "Or sometimes, it'll just come crawling right out of your mouth while you're sleeping, like a snake, and strangle you." "Shut up!" "I don't want to hear it anymore." "Can we try and have a civilized meal?" "Ah-choo!" "Excuse me." "She just got her cooties all over my food." "Well, if he's done, so am I." "Where do you think you're going?" "Delilah's." "Mm-mmm." "You're not going there." "She's almost as screwed up as her degenerate parents." "I wish you'd spend more time with girls like Eloise." "Mom, Eloise is a lesbo." "Catherine, I don't want to hear words like that coming out of your mouth." "What's a lesbo?" "2 hos doing it." "Catherine!" "Delilah:" "I am exiled." "Cat:" "So where are you gonna go?" "I have to start riverdale next week." "Eloise:" "Riverdale?" "That's for Jewish people." "No duh." "So where are you gonna go right now?" "Get my head shrunk." "Delilah:" "Come over after school." "Ok." "Bye." "Bye." "What are you waiting for, dipstick?" "Just waiting for my brother." "Oh, hey." "There he is." "Hey, Toby!" "Hey Toby!" "Aren't you gonna help me up?" "Boy:" "All right, Nadia comaneci." "That's a 10." "Grace:" "Ms. Major." "Ms. Major!" "Excuse me, but somebody smells like poo." "I know." "It's awful." "We don't know where it's coming from." "What are you reading?" "About Heather's dad." "Ms. Major:" "No talking." "Heather and her father are always over at our house for dinner." "What does it say?" "Wow." "It's about how your dinner guest gave his wife an overdose of sleeping pills to get rid of her." "Ha ha ha ha." "That's enough!" "I've had it with all 3 of you." "But I didn't do anything." "All of you." "Out." "You may continue with the 6:00 news off the school premises." "Eloise:" "Put it on my account." "All right." "Thank you." "Excuse me." "Yes, I'd like to see that..." "What's that?" "You have to smell this." "God." "Everything's so expensive here." "My mom and I love this store." "I've never been here before." "Really?" "Yeah." "We come in here all the time." "I haven't been here." "Of course." "Frosted fantasy or baby nude?" "What?" "Which lipstick do you like better?" "Oh." "The beige one." "You still have a headband on." "No shit, Sherlock." "That is stealing." "So?" "Don't you want one?" "I can't." "My mom would kill me." "Come on, cat." "We could be twins." "Tweedle dum and tweedle Dee." "What if I got caught?" "Grace:" "Cat." "Ok." "She's going to get in trouble." "Don't be ridiculous." "Excuse me?" "Yes." "You know you guys are gonna get caught." "...with the blue handle." "This one?" "Shh." "Be quiet." "Do you know, I don't think I can reach it without a ladder." "I'm sorry, but I can get one." "Oh." "Never mind." "Let's go." "Did you get it?" "Yes." "Excuse me, young ladies." "Don't forget your package." "Thank you." "Oh, my goodness." "I don't think it's so funny." "Oh, you wouldn't." "Oh, come on." "That was bloody brilliant." "Let's celebrate at my house over supper." "No." "I'm already late for my tutoring." "Well, cat, what about you?" "Ok." "Grace:" "That's a picture of me and my father on holiday in Bali." "Cat:" "Wish I had a dad like him." "Mm-wah!" "He's mine!" "I believe he was mine first." "You trollop!" "Stealing my man!" "You wanton hussy." "He loves me!" "I have a secret to tell you." "What?" "I never stole anything before today." "I did it to impress you." "Well, that's ok." "I won't tell anyone." "Oh, you're the best, stink pot." "I thought you two went to sleep hours ago." "Good night, mummy." "Good night, grace." "We love you." "Love you, too." "Good night, cat." "Good night, Mrs. Bailey." "Good night." "It's lovely to have you here, cat." "Thank you for letting me stay." "Night, daddy." "Good night, sweetie." "Sleep well, girls." "See you in the morning." "Good night, cat." "Night, grace." "Your hair looks absolutely wonderful like that." "You think?" "It's beautiful." "Thanks to you and modern technology." "Hey, those legs look like they could use a little warming." "I'm never cold." "It's my English blood." "What's got her knickers in a knot?" "Heather's place was robbed last night." "Oh, they got the good stuff." "Harry Winston and bulgari." "Stick that up your bum." "They took my..." "Peg:" "Hey, you guys, let's go to my house before school." "You're cat, right?" "Yeah." "Do you remember me?" "From dancing school?" "Mr. Ram's class in, like, the fifth grade?" "Oh, yeah!" "I remember you having a mean foxtrot." "Really?" "Except for when you stepped on my feet." "Oh." "That was you?" "Yeah." "Are we going?" "William, come on... sorry!" "Yeah." "Let's..." "let's go." "See ya." "Grace." "Come on." "I think I'll walk with cat this morning." "Peg:" "Whatever." ""You've got a mean foxtrot."" "Translation:" "He wants to shag you." "Did you see the look on Heather's face?" "She was just upset about her apartment being robbed." "Doesn't mean anything." "No." "It's obvious." "He likes you." "He totally couldn't couldn't like me." "Yes, he could." "Traitor." "What?" "You were supposed to come over last night." "Oh, my gosh." "I totally forgot." "Yeah, right." "I swear!" "I saw you talking to that bunch of rejects over on 80th street." "So?" "So, you're better than that." "Come on, cat." "We're going to be late for school." "Who asked you?" "What, you'd rather hang out with her?" "She looks like she's 6." "The only reason those fucking imbeciles let her into our class is because of that accent." "They think if you roll your rs you have a higher I.Q. Or something." "I'm leaving." "Are you coming or not?" "I'll just be a second." "Fine." "I really did forget." "Yeah, whatever." "So I was thinking we could do serendipity for your birthday." "I don't know." "What do you mean you don't know?" "We always get frozen hot chocolate." "I just don't feel like celebrating this year." "Suit yourself." "Call me, ok?" "Ok." "Man:" "Delivery for cat storm." "Could you hand me that box?" "Cat, somebody sent you flowers for your birthday." "Ew, that's gross." "Lily:" "Who sent you those?" ""Love and kisses, your best friend delilah."" "I always told you there was something wrong with that child." "Mom, leave me alone." "Is Eloise still a lesbo?" "Get lost, goober!" "Hey." "I know you're upset, but don't take it out on Pete." "I am not upset." "Fine." "Have you heard from your father?" "No." "Well, I know if I didn't remind him, he'd forget." "He would not forget." "Hi, dad?" "Yeah, this is cat." "I just wanted to call you." "Dad, aren't you forgetting something today?" "No, it is not Peter's birthday." "It is my birthday." "Ok." "Yeah." "Bye." "What did he say?" "Just another episode of bringing up daddy." "Mom, it's your fault." "You should have reminded him." "He's really busy." "Oh, he's busy?" "Come on, grace." "Let's just get out of here." "I know where William and Toby are." "We can go meet them." "Hey, not so fast!" "But it's her birthday." "You can't say no." "Cat:" "Yeah!" "All right." "Fine." "But don't be out too late!" "You don't drink ever?" "I don't like how it tastes." "No." "You have to belt it." "What's wrong with the taste?" "It tastes like wet dogs, how they smell." "Piss water!" "Yeah, that's my girl." "You gotta make a wish." "How could you... this is a fine, fine beverage." "Ok." "Made it." "You're 17 now." "That's a real woman." "Yeah." "You're close to death." "All right." "You're so morbid." "I know, but I just never had a good birthday." "You know, um, my last one," "I kept begging my dad for... here comes the sob story." "Check this out." "This is great." "I kept begging my dad for one of those red and blue waterproof watches." "Oh!" "You mean a gmt master?" "Yeah." "Ha ha!" "A gmt..." "All right." "Shut the fuck up." "Anyway, I kept asking him for it, and the day of my birthday, of course, who comes through the door but his fuckin' assistant reynaldo with this fuckin' cheap thing which I wore in the shower" "the next day, gets all steamed up." "I can't tell time for like... sounds tragic." "My heart bleeds for you, Toby." "If you ever wanna like, talk to anybody about that, you can call me." "Thanks, man." "I appreciate that a lot." "Oh, thank you." "What do you want to do about this?" "Just ditch it." "Just ditch it." "Ok." "I'm gonna go get a cab." "Ok." "Piss or something." "Right." "Yeah." "I'll go to the bathroom, and I'll take care of this on the way, and, uh..." "Grace:" "This is pitiful." "Cat:" "Yeah." "My mom is gonna kill me." "I can't believe we're doing this." "We could get arrested." "Where is he?" "Hurry up." "Toby, please hurry." "It's no sweat." "What?" "Oh, we're gonna get caught." "What the fuck?" "Hey, look it." "Step on it!" "Fu manchu is in hot pursuit!" "Cab driver:" "Hey, where to?" "Sir, we're going to 82nd and park." "Did you have a good time?" "This was the best birthday I've ever had." "Good." "We met up with Eloise's brother, and this really, really cute guy William was there at this Chinese restaurant." "Thank you so much for letting me go." "Well, you should be going out with friends, as long as I know who you're going with and where you're going." "Good night." "Good night." "Little girl: ¶ a Turkey sat on a backyard fence ¶" "¶ and he sang a sad, sad song ¶" "¶ gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ¶" "¶ gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ¶" "¶ I don't like Thanksgiving day ¶ thank you." "That was wonderful." "Ms. Major:" "That was wonderful." "Now I'm hoping everyone will go quietly back to their homerooms before leaving for the holiday." "Happy Thanksgiving, everybody." "Have a wonderful vacation." "I want to eat one." "I'm going to pop, ping pong all over the place if I don't tell you." "What?" "This is very hush-hush, you know." "What?" "Peg says you could come to her Thanksgiving party." "Really?" "I didn't think peg even knew I existed." "Cat:" "I knew you'd be gagging at the thought of peg's party, but I couldn't help it." "I was excited." "Part of me was in awe of peg." "Who wouldn't be?" "Perfect party peg." "Hi." "Peg:" "I'm so glad you made it." "Hello." "Hello." "Hey, William." "Hey." "Come put your coats over here." "Cat:" "Perfect party peg probably just puked to parade her pert little ass in that pricey dress." "Peg?" "Yes?" "Hello." "Hello, peg." "Meow." "Cat:" "You had told me stories about these parties with older investment banker-type guys using drugs, looking for sex, but I had never believed you." "Kenny, are you holding out on us?" "No, no." "Here we go." "All ready to go." "Hey, hey." "That's ok." "Toby:" "Man, this is expensive shit, you know?" "Not my cup of Tequila." "Come on." "You want to hang with the big boys, don't you?" "Come on, grace." "Come on." "Go ahead." "You only live once, right?" "Toby:" "There you go." "Oh, I don't want any." "Come on, stink pot." "Your turn." "No, thanks." "What's your problem, anyways?" "Why don't you leave her alone, peg?" "I didn't realize you were a part of this conversation." "Peg:" "Come on, you guys." "I'm sick of being in here." "Thank you." "What for?" "For defending me just now." "No problem." "Peg can be a real bitch when she's on the righteous act, you know?" "Toby:" "Get your grubby paws off my cock!" "Kenny:" "Don't flatter yourself." "Aah!" "I'll cut your balls off next time, you fuckin' homo!" "Hey!" "Come... hey!" "Peg:" "Toby, stop it." "Come back here so I can slice off that little Jew prick!" "Close the door and shut up." "Put the fucking sword down and get out." "That fag wanted my cock big time." "Stop being so dramatic." "Yeah, dude." "You need to chill out." "Oh, come on, man." "It's the same old story." "He fills us full of coke, and then he tries to score a little wasp weenie." "I mean, someone should put him back in line." "I'm so sick of this." "I wish you'd all just get out." "You guys, she's serious." "You should go." "Come on, babe." "William:" "Toby's sorry." "He's just a prick when he's drunk." "I want to talk to you." "Put your coats on, ladies." "They're gonna be a while." "Toby:" "I ought to fucking go back there and fuckin' cut off his balls..." "William:" "Toby!" "Yo." "What?" "Hey, another spat with the little lady?" "Yeah." "I doubt I'll see her anymore." "Man, fuck her and count nothing." "We all know he did it, man." "Cat:" "Look, I was freaking out." "He was right in front of me." "All I wanted was to be alone with him." "Yeah, right." "Like I'd have had a clue what to do." "It's late." "These people are sleeping." "I don't fucking care!" "Oh!" "Whoo!" "Now who's got the biggest prick, New York?" "!" "Huh?" "You, sir, you look awful tempted!" "Why don't you lay your lips on this?" "William:" "I love it when your parents are out of town." "Cat:" "Where'd they go?" "Toby:" "Uh, east Hampton with Eloise for Thanksgiving." "Well, why didn't you go with them?" "It's too dysfunctional." "My dad shuts himself up in his study all weekend, and my mom gets loaded waiting for him to come out." "And no one ever gets around to cooking up a Turkey, so Eloise and I wind up spending Thanksgiving at Paul's pizza." "That sounds absolutely dreadful." "No, it's not exactly the perfect family holiday." "I don't think there is such a thing." "At least I've never been to one." "Cat:" "Yeah." "Holidays never live up to what they're meant to be." "Toby:" "Yeah, they are a big sham." "You know what I think?" "It's just an excuse for, like, card companies to make another buck off the American public." "Hey, hey, hey." "You watch what you say about card companies." "My dad's stock is what bought our house in palm beach." "I'm pooped." "Toby:" "Well, there's a bedroom down the hall if, uh, you want me to show you the rest..." "I'm not going anywhere with you." "Why not?" "I mean, come on." "It's nothing." "And if you're pooped, I'll let you sleep." "No hands?" "No hands." "Come on." "Grace:" "Cat, you'll be all right?" "Yeah." "So, were peg and Heather really mad?" "I don't care." "I'd rather be with you, anyway." "Why?" "'Cause you're sweet." "Cat:" "You wouldn't say that if you knew me." "Oh, wouldn't I?" "Well, how about I get to know you and we dance?" "No." "Why not?" "'Cause I... it was..." "I'm not good anymore." "It was a long time ago." "Please?" "I miss you stepping on my feet." "That-a-girl." "Be serious." "Sorry." "Don't be." "Heather:" "William," "I need to talk to you right now." "Heather:" "Alone." "Did he throw up again?" "Cat, everything's fine." "What's wrong with him?" "He's not normal." "He's fine." "Mommy, don't leave yet." "Cat:" "Mommy has to go to work in the morning." "Ok, there we go." "It's all clean." "Now you go back to bed." "What happens after you die?" "You're not gonna die for a very long, long time." "Cat:" "You're 9 years old, for Christ's sake!" "Would you stop worrying about it?" "Cat, please." "You're not helping the situation." "Me?" "!" "He's the one who keeps us up every night with these anxieties!" "Pete:" "I will die one day." "Then what?" "Then we'd all get a good night's sleep!" "Come on." "Try and relax." "And then maybe you can fall asleep." "Welcome to melodrama." "Seems I'm the next victim on the robbery train." "William:" "She was like, "you're paying for dinner, right?"" "I said, "I'm going to the bathroom," and I left her there." "There better not be anything else missing." "Hello." "Nice hat." "Thank you." "I got it from yo' mama." "Hey, couldn't your housekeeper have taken your mom's ring?" "No way!" "Gladys has been with us for 17 years." "My dad thinks the maintenance man did it." "I mean, he's the only one with keys." "Doormen have keys." "That's a good point." "Good show, Sherlock." "Elementary, Watson." "But why would the doorman do it?" "We know him." "Do you?" "Do you know him?" "Secretly?" "Be quiet, Toby." "Passionately?" "Erotically?" "Hi." "Hi." "So I didn't mean to bolt yesterday." "Oh, that's ok." "So, did everything work out with you and Heather?" "We're not really going out anymore, but... oh." "She didn't like me anyway." "She just liked how I looked on her arm." "I'm sorry." "Don't be." "Peg:" "Oh, my God!" "You guys gotta come in and hear this." "You're not gonna believe it." ""When the police arrived at 1 beekman place yesterday afternoon," ""they found the supermarket magnate, Mr. Gerald milford III," ""age 73, still in his bedclothes, disheveled, with visible vomit stains on his person."" "Quiet, everyone, or I'm not gonna get through this." "Who is Gerald milford?" "He's delilah's dad." "Oh, poor delilah." ""Mr. Milford has been accused of kidnapping his secretary," ""Ms. Jane piley, 32," ""binding her arms and feet," ""shaving her head bald, and locking her in his bedroom closet for 5 days."" "That's better than my dad ever did." ""Over the past decade," ""Mr. Milford has been a reclusive heroin addict, squandering what is left of the milford fortune."" "Wow." "Hey, how many milfords does it take to screw a secretary?" "4 and a dog." "Peg:" "Come on, trustifarians, time to make the doughnuts." "No." "Uh-uh." "Come on." "Come on, my little dope fiend." "Come on." "School time." "Get up." "Grace:" "I can't believe he shaved her head." "Peg:" "I know." "So I should have stuck up for you, but I knew what you'd say... that they were jealous, that no one's anyone till they've been on page six." "William:" "Good morning, this is Catherine storm's father." "Um..." "Oh, no." "There's no problem." "She's just very ill, and I think I'm going to keep her home today." "Yeah, it's the stomach virus going around." "All righty." "Be good." "Bye-bye." "All right, you gotta be my mom." "Come on." "It's pretty." "Yeah." "How come you don't ever drink or do drugs or any of that stuff?" "'Cause I wanna remember stuff." "Like what?" "Like all of this." "I don't know, all I want to do is forget..." "All of this." "Will you kiss me?" "Please?" "Pssst!" "William sellers invited me to the gold and silver ball." "Really?" "What am I gonna wear?" "William sellers the drug addict?" "You're on drugs." "No, it's true." "Toby told me he drops acid all the time." "That doesn't sound like French to me, ladies." "To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?" "Where's your Saint-Laurent dress?" "Which one?" "That black strappy one." "Why?" "William sellers invited me to the gold and silver." "Bingo." "You can't wear that, cat." "Why?" "It's too mature." "No, it's not." "We'll go shopping and we'll find something more appropriate." "What, a dress for a 5-year-old so I can look like a total loser?" "Man:" "A pair of 5s, possible straight." "Second man:" "All right." "Nothing showing." "Oh, hey, sweetheart." "Hi." "Daddy's upstairs in the office." "Come on." "You'll brighten his day." "Cat:" "Daddy?" "Hey, beaney." "Hi." "What a wonderful surprise." "Are you all right?" "Is everything ok?" "Uh, yeah." "I can't eat another bite." "You eat like a little bird, you know?" "If you don't..." "let me get you something else." "Dad, it's not about the food." "I..." "I need to talk to you." "Really?" "Is it serious?" "'Cause if it's serious I'll put on my serious face." "Dad." "Stop it." "This boy that I like asked me to the gold and silver ball." "Really?" "That's great, beaney." "But it costs $150." "Uh-huh." "And mom said I should ask you." "Oh, she did, huh?" "Great." "You know, things have been a little tight around here lately." "I don't have much cash." "Um..." "How about I give you, uh, 30 and I'll pay her back the rest later?" "It's ok." "Don't worry about it." "Ok." "Wait a minute." "Ok." "Here's 130." "She's gonna be mad." "Punchy, you got 20 bucks?" "Sure thing, boss." "Now look, keep it in here so you don't lose it, all right?" "Thanks, dad." "Oh, honey, I wish I had more to give you." "You'll be there for Christmas, right?" "Early, with bells on." "Bye." "Bye." "Lily:" "Well, we have no choice." "Those incompetent IRS people say that I owe them back taxes." "Cat:" "For how long?" "10 years." "10?" "!" "How else do you think I've been paying for your private school all these years?" "Hey." "I told you I would meet you downstairs." "I forgot." "God, you look good." "Thanks." "You guys moving or something?" "Um..." "Redecorating." "Didn't you used to live on park?" "Yeah, before my parents got divorced." "Mom, this is William." "How do you do?" "Nice to meet you, Mrs. Storm." "Hello." "We really should get going." "Cat, may I speak to you?" "What?" "We're gonna be late." "He reeks of alcohol." "He does not." "I'm telling you, there's something odd about that boy." "Please." "He was the same as a child." "Could never look you in the eye." "Shh!" "I used to watch him at dancing school." "Why do you always have to say something negative about everyone?" "It's not negative." "I feel sorry for him." "His father used to pick him up blind drunk." "It was a shame, really." "So you want me to stay at home like you and have no life?" "I have a very fulfilling life." "Oh, yeah, right." "¶ Let's dance ¶ do you want some coke?" "Oh, my God." "No." "You sure?" "Yeah." "Come on." "Don't be a child." "It's not a big deal, hon." "Cat:" "Hang on, William." "Where are you going?" "The ballroom is downstairs." "I know." "We never go down to the geriatric ward." "Besides, peg rented a suite." "Hi, you guys." "I've been waiting for you all night." "Hey, William." "Hello." "Come on." "I wish I was going somewhere warm." "England is so freezing this time of year." "Try gstaad." "When I'm not skiing, I swear I'm an icecube." "Hi, cat." "Hi, grace." "So, cat, where are you going?" "Oh, I have to stay here." "My mother doesn't like to go away over Christmas." "Peg:" "What a drag." "Toby:" "Yeah, I guess you'll have to keep William company." "You're not going anywhere?" "No." "I have to stay here and make up exams from last week." "Mm." "That sounds like fun." "I wish I could join you." "Oh, it's great fun." "That's kinda why I got through it the first time, dipshit." "Peg, look who's here." "It's such a snoozefest downstairs." "I heard she dropped 20 grand on her dress." "I made Kenny bring her just to check it out." "I was wondering what the hell she was doing here." "I can't believe she showed up." "I can't believe she has clothes on." "Toby:" "All right, we'll see you later." "Where's cat going?" "Where's she going?" "Pretty good." "I didn't know you knew Kenny." "Everybody knows Kenny." "What are you doing?" "You don't think I actually came for the company, do you?" "I can't believe you." "I can't believe you'd go out with that bottom-feeder." "You don't even know him." "I know he took my mom's necklace." "How do you know that?" "I just do." "Oh, are you sure it wasn't one of your mom's boyfriends?" "Thanks for having me." "It was a real thrill." "Nice hair." "Kenny:" "Hey, what's in the bucket?" "Maybe the little minx left us a parting gift." "Toby:" "Calm down." "Don't have a conniption fit." "Eww!" "I think I'm gonna be sick!" "Grace:" "Oh, my stars and garters!" "She left a big fat poo in the bucket!" "Get rid of it!" "What?" "!" "Kenny, get rid of it!" "Why me?" "Just get rid of it!" "It's disgusting." "Cat:" "Where are we going?" "Kenny:" "My friend Rudolph's gone for the weekend." "He said we could have his pad." "Oh, you guys are gonna love this place." "Who's Rudolph?" "¶ If a little boy ¶" "¶ likes a little girl ¶" "¶ he should give the world ¶" "¶ to that little girl ¶" "¶ tell her that he loves her ¶" "¶ almost every day ¶" "¶ put his arms around her ¶" "¶ chase the clouds away ¶" "¶ if a little girl ¶" "¶ likes a little boy ¶" "¶ she shouldn't get upset ¶" "¶ she shouldn't get annoyed ¶" "¶ if that little boy ¶" "¶ takes a little time ¶" "¶ waking up his heart ¶" "¶ and making up his mind ¶" "William:" "What kind of name is "storm"?" "It's not my real name." "My dad changed it." "What for?" "Well..." "He got invited to the New York athletic club, and then he signed his name on the guest book and they wouldn't let him in." "What was his name?" "Myron Steinberg." "Oh." "Yeah, I know." "It's pretty awful." "You know, I've never told anybody that before." "Well, your secret's safe with me." "Catherine Steinberg." "William:" "What's the matter with you?" "Hey." "Another one bites the dust, huh?" "There we go." "Thanks." "Oh." "Where did you go?" "I'm sorry." "I got thirsty." "Mm." "Looks like love, lover-boy." "Looks like you're jealous." "Ehh, I don't like her." "Well, look at that." "Oh, look." "Princess fell down." "Heh heh heh." "Ok, that's it!" "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." "That's enough of that." "Let's go." "Come on." "Let's behave." "That's a good girl." "Good." "Hey!" "Be cool!" "Be cool." "Come on, cat." "Cat:" "I can't feel my mouth." "I can't feel anything." "Hey, hey, calm..." "come on." "Come on." "Give her another downer." "She's too fucking high." "No, I can't." "I already gave her 2." "I don't give a fuck." "Give her another one." "Come on." "Let's be cool." "Don't break anything." "Kenny:" "Get up." "William:" "What's wrong?" "We gotta get out of here." "Rudolph is due back any minute." "Get up!" "Get up." "I'm up." "I'm up." "Ok, let's go, sweetheart." "Come on." "Come on, sleeping beauty, let's go." "Let's get out of here." "Wake her up." "Come on." "Wake your girlfriend up." "Do you happen to have a cigarette?" "No, I don't have a cigarette!" "Get her up!" "Jesus Christ." "We don't have time for this bullshit." "Come on, cat." "Get up." "Come on, cat." "Get up." "She won't get up." "Just let her sleep 10 more minutes." "She'll be all right." "Get her up." "Get her up!" "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Let her sleep." "We got 5 minutes." "No problem." "I don't..." "I..." "I..." "I don't think she's breathing." "Bullshit." "No, I..." "I..." "I don't." "I can't find a pulse." "Turn her over!" "I don't fucking believe... turn her over." "I don't..." "I don't hear..." "I don't hear her heart beatin'." "It's not beatin'." "Does that mean she's dead?" "How the fuck do I know?" "I'm not a doctor!" "She's dead?" "Oh, no." "No, that's... no!" "God!" "That's not good." "Rudolph is gonna be back here, and I can't have a dead girl here when he gets back." "We gotta do something." "Should we call somebody?" "Yeah?" "And say what?" ""Sorry, officer." "We killed her, but we promise not to do it again."" "Wha... we gotta do something." "It was an accident." "Yeah?" "You think anyone's gonna believe it was an accident?" "!" "Kenny:" "Oh, fuck." "She's heavy." "We're probably gonna have to stuff her in." "Oh, God." "Ok." "Got her?" "Yeah." "Oh, wait." "Head first or feet first?" "Head." "Yeah." "Let's go." "Wait a second." "Shh!" "I thought I heard her cough." "No, I didn't hear anything." "No, I'm serious." "I swear to God." "Listen." "Oh, jeez!" "Fuck!" "¶ Silent night ¶" "¶ holy night ¶" "¶ all is calm ¶" "¶ all is bright ¶" "¶ round yon virgin mother and child ¶" "¶ holy infant so tender and mild ¶" "¶ sleep in heavenly peace ¶ wake me up when dad gets here." "He's not coming." "What?" "!" "Yeah." "This is gonna be one hell of a Christmas." "Did you tell him not to come?" "You bet I did." "After you stayed out all night gallivanting around town, ruining a one-of-a-kind gown that God only knows..." "how am I gonna pay for it?" "I was at grace's." "Don't make it worse by lying, cat." "I spoke to her mom." "And I never gave you permission to use my Tiffany earrings." "I didn't touch those!" "You're telling me you didn't borrow them?" "Yes." "Why should I believe you, cat?" "Cat:" "I just wanted out of that nightmare, go somewhere I thought there were better people, somewhere I knew I was wanted." "Yes, dear?" "Hi." "Um..." "Man:" "God damn it, Margaret, I told you not to put nuts on the table!" "Excuse me for one second." "Announcer:" "Now here comes the inbound pass." "Man:" "Get out of my way!" "Get out of my way!" "Excuse me?" "What do you want?" "I'm just looking for William." "He's at the "y."" "Come on, come on!" "Shoot!" "Shoot!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Man:" "Hey, come on, come on!" "I'm open!" "Come on!" "Come on, over here!" "Ok, that's it." "Let's go." "Shower up, guys." "Cat:" "William." "Hey." "What are you doing here?" "I just came by to say hi." "Oh, yeah?" "Who told you I was here?" "I went by your house." "What the fuck did you do that for?" "I just wanted to talk to you." "My mom has been a nightmare all morning." "She's convinced that I took her earrings." "Pete's convinced he has..." "And?" "I have to go." "Would you ring delilah milford for me, please?" "I'm sorry." "There's no one home." "Where's Fred?" "He doesn't work here anymore." "Is he ok?" "Yeah, it's not that." "It's just... he was let go." "I'm sure he's fine." "Why?" "There was a few robberies." "The milfords, the logans." "But Fred would never steal anything." "I tried telling that to management, but only jewelry was missing, and we're the only ones with the keys." "Cat:" "I'm telling you, I saw the watch with my own eyes." "Grace on telephone:" "You've finally gone off your rocker." "I'm serious." "He's the one who's been stealing from everyone." "Um..." "Look, I'll have to talk to you later." "Oh." "Ok." "Hey, guys." "Wait." "Grace?" "Hey, peg." "What is going on?" "Did you really sleep with William?" "Who told you that?" "He told peg that you slept with him after the gold and silver ball and that you were bleeding all over the place." "That's not true." "He said there was so much blood, it was dripping down the walls, and he had to burn the sheets." "Well, why would he tell peg that?" "He doesn't even like her." "Oh, you don't know?" "William and peg are going out." ""They named thee before me," ""a k-Nell to my ear;" "Knell." ""A shudder comes o'er me..." ""why wert thou so dear?" ""They knew not I knew thee" ""who knew thee too well:" ""Long, long shall I rue thee, too deeply to tell."" "Catherine, I'm so happy you decided to grace us with your presence." "I'm sorry." "Heather: "In secret we met:" "In silence I grieve" ""that thy heart could forget," ""thy spirit deceived." ""If I should meet thee" ""after long years," ""how should I greet thee?" "With silence and tears."" "What's wrong with you?" "I don't want to go." "Is it that stupid boy again?" "Mom, you don't understand." "No." "I understand perfectly." "Don't you see that boy doesn't deserve this kind of energy?" "Mom, I already told you." "You don't get it." "Get what?" "My whole life..." "I felt like something's missing." "I have this big, black hole that I carry around with me." "And then William comes along and he likes me." "And I feel happy." "Like this was the way life was meant to be." "And not so empty and miserable." "And I just don't want to go back to waking up every morning wishing I was somebody else." "Well, I'm sorry if you find this all so unacceptable." "What are you still doing home?" "I've had it with you." "You'd better hurry yourself to school." "One more misstep and they're throwing you out for good this time." "Ok." "¶ Last night I took the strangest trip ¶" "¶ to a friend far away ¶" "¶ the name has somehow slipped ¶" "¶ with the stars gleaming ¶" "¶ the mountains blue and wet ¶" "I can't believe you won't talk to me over some stupid thing William made up." "I don't know what you're talking about." "Yes, you do." "Blood dripping from the walls." "What rubbish!" "Do you really think" "I believe something like that?" "Well, then, why aren't you talking to me?" "I'm talking to you right now, aren't I?" "I guess so." "So, is it true about your dad?" "What about him?" "That he's Jewish." "Yeah." "Oh." "Well, then, that makes me feel like I don't really know you at all." "Cat:" "I felt sick." "But I had to hand it to her." "At least she had the guts to say what she really felt." "Not like him, hiding behind his lies." "He made my skin crawl." "Cat:" "So this is what happens when your so-called friends desert you." "I knew I should have cared." "But all I cared about was finding you." "Hello, Catherine." "Hi, Mrs. Milford." "How are you, darling?" "I'm fine." "Is delilah home?" "No." "She's at the beach." "She's become quite the little hostess, you know." "Mm-hmm." "It's amazing how fast they grow, isn't it?" "Why, you've even got boobies." "Au revoir, cherie." "Catherine." "Eloise didn't tell me you were coming this weekend." "I didn't really... she must have forgotten." "I told her last week I was coming." "All right, then, I don't know what the big deal about the country is all of a sudden." "I feel a sudden urge to commune with nature." "Uh-huh." "Toby just wants to go to peg's party." "She's building a big bonfire on the beach." "There's nothing like a weekend in the country to brighten one's spirits." "I'm still not buying it, Toby." "Why didn't dad come?" "He just had some work to finish up in the city." "Again?" "Mother:" "He'll be up tomorrow." "What was that?" "Maybe it was Charles manson and squeaky fromme coming to get you." "Oh, don't be ridiculous." "I'll go check." "Aah!" "Hello!" "Toby!" "Toby, what are you doing?" "Providing an escape route." "Mother:" "Look who's here!" "Eloise:" "Daddy!" "Hello, darling." "Oh, I didn't think you were coming till tomorrow." "Richard:" "Oh, I just couldn't stand to be away from my little girl." "Toby, stop bothering the girls." "Toby:" "How'd you know I was back there?" "Oh, I know..." "More than you think." "Good night, sweeties." "Good night." "Eloise:" "It's your turn." "I'm really not in the mood for this right now." "You didn't come here to hang out with me, did you?" "No." "I had to get out." "That's what I thought." "Where are you going?" "Delilah milford's all fucked up and dancing with her top off over at peg's party." "Come on." "Let's go." "To peg's party?" "No." "Well, I'm going." "Ok, ok." "You're finally here." "Boy:" "I am a back door man tonight, baby." "I will scoop that poop and lick it up." "Cat:" "Delilah." "Put your jacket back on." "You're gonna freeze to death." "I didn't know you cared." "Cat:" "Of course I care." "Delilah:" "If you care so much, then where the hell were you when my father got arrested?" "Well, I wanted to call you." "You wanted to call me?" "Fuck you!" "I've had so much shit going on in my life, and you couldn't even pick up the phone." "What happened?" "Who are you?" "I'm the same person." "Bullshit." "You would have never left me like that." "You don't know what it's been like." "I've had nobody to talk to." "I know!" "I'm sorry." "Sorry doesn't mean anything to me anymore." "I needed you, and you disappeared." "Think about it, cat." "Who do I have to talk to?" "I..." "I know." "Who do I have?" "I'm so sorry." "Thanks." "I'm so sorry, delilah." "I really wish that I'd been there for you." "It's ok." "I know." "I can never stay mad at you." "Just... you know what?" "It just felt like you just all of a sudden didn't want to be my friend." "You know?" "You just..." "I don't know." "What happened?" "It's wasn't that." "It's just..." "You know me too well." "So what's wrong with that?" "Oh, it was just easier not to be me for a while." "I'm freezing, and Toby won't leave." "Can't someone give us a ride?" "I can go see if Kenny'll give us a ride." "Well, where is he?" "He's meeting Rudolph at that bar, the last exit." "You mean that gay place in the woods?" "Isn't it disgusting?" "I'm so sick of you." "Are you staying with her?" "Yeah." "I'll be back in a sec." "Bye." "Bye." "Cat:" "So what if we were freaks?" "I'd rather be a freak any day than be one of them." "So, Kenny, we just about done here?" "Yeah." "I'm heading back to the city now." "William, want to assist me in carrying some stuff out to the car?" "Ok." "William." "Look, it's chilly." "Why don't you take my jacket?" "No, I'll be ok." "Ok." "Freeze your ass off." "Shit." "Kenny." "Huh?" "Yeah!" "Can we give cat a ride home?" "She's waiting down at the beach, and... yeah, sure." "As soon as William gets back." "That's gonna take forever." "Um, ok." "Um..." "I'll just find another ride." "That's good." "Ok." "See you." "Figures." "Look." "Fuck." "William:" "Hey, wait up." "Delilah:" "What do you want?" "Hey, that wasn't what it looked like back there." "You can't be serious." "What did Kenny tell you?" "Kenny didn't have to say anything." "Do you really think I don't know what's been going on?" "What are you talking about?" "Come off it." "You know damn well what I'm talking about." "How your dad beats the crap out of your mom." "How you steal from every apartment on park Avenue." "Ok." "Ok." "We can talk about this." "Talk about what?" "What a great guy you are?" "Gonna tell me some poor, pathetic story about your life?" "How it's so hard?" "Save it, ok?" "I know what you are." "Shut up!" "Why?" "Maybe it's time you heard the truth." "You're nothing but a middle-class, common thief, happy to get his dick sucked by any queer for a few bucks." "I said shut up!" "Aah!" "Oh, my God." "Are you ok?" "Oh, my God." "It was an accident." "I swear to God." "Are you ok?" "An accident?" "What the fuck?" "!" "I'm sorry, I didn't..." "I didn't mean to do that." "Get out of here!" "Fucking... you're fucking over!" "You're not getting out of this!" "I'm gonna press charges and... and you're fucking over!" "Aah!" "Uhh!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Unh!" "Unh!" "Oh, God." "Oh, God!" "Cat:" "Delilah!" "Oh, God." "Fucking God." "Delilah!" "Oh, no." "Oh..." "Cat:" "Delilah?" "Get up!" "Please!" "God damn it!" "Delilah!" "Oh..." "Oh..." "Oh, fuck." "Oh, fuck." "Hey." "Come on back to the beach." "We're leaving." "We can't just leave her here." "All right, fine." "You wanna stay out here looking for her?" "Be my guest." "Delilah!" "Come on!" "Mmm." "What are you doing here?" "Where is everybody?" "Hey, have you seen delilah?" "No." "Well, you can't stay here." "I'll leave in a minute." "What's wrong with you?" "William, what the hell happened?" "Go away." "Kenny's outside." "I..." "I gotta go." "Eloise, whispering:" "Cat." "Cat." "Cat." "Your mom called." "She wants you to come home, Catherine." "News reporter:" "Police have a suspect in custody." "The severely beaten body of delilah milford, heiress to the shoprite fortune, was found early this morning by a jogger in the woods near the last exit, a bar catering to the Hamptons' gay community." "Miss milford was last seen alive leaving the bar's parking lot with William sellers, an acquaintance she had known for years." "Sellers has been arrested in connection with the alleged murder." "When asked for comment, a police spokesman would only say that evidence found at the scene appeared to link Mr. Sellers to the crime." "I was so worried about you." "News reporter:" "This sleepy community was stunned by the shocking news." "News reporter:" "Police say William sellers has denied all charges related to the murder of delilah milford." "News reporter:" "Attempts to contact Mr. Sellers' parents for comment have been unsuccessful." "It's a tragedy, really." "Um, we're all very sad." "Do you think William sellers had anything to do with this?" "William couldn't hurt anyone." "Did you ever think anything like this could ever possibly happen?" "Of course not." "We live in good neighborhoods." "Delilah milford lived in a good neighborhood." "But we weren't like delilah." "I mean, she was pretty reckless." "Reporter:" "Does anybody have any idea what she might have been doing out in the woods of southampton at 4:00 in the morning?" "East Hampton." "Thanks for speaking." "Lily:" "Cat, wait!" "Pete:" "Yeah!" "Wait up, cat!" "I just want to talk to you." "I don't want to hear it." "Hear what?" "A lecture on how reckless delilah was." "I just can't listen to that." "I wasn't going to say anything like that." "Yeah, right." "I'm so sorry about delilah." "I feel terrible about what's happened." "I know you always think mommy's being..." "Critical and negative." "But I don't mean it that way." "I just get so concerned that I don't know what to say anymore." "Or how to say it." "Maybe I should have done things differently." "Maybe I shouldn't have..." "Divorced your father or raised you kids in the city." "I was just doing what I thought was best for you." "But now it feels like I've done everything wrong." "No, you haven't." "I see you struggle so hard to fit in." "And all the pain that you go through." "It breaks my heart." "Don't you know that I couldn't live with myself if anything ever happened to you or Pete?" "I'm sorry." "So am I." "I love you." "I love you." "Captioning made possible by lions gate entertainment"