"Midway upon the journey of our life I found myself within a forest dark," "For the straightforward pathway had been lost." "Dante Alighieri, Divine Comedy"." "Inferno, Song I" "Why man is?" "Why man is?" "But I say, how would there be a tailor, a fisherman or a bus driver if God had not created them?" "Or how a soldier if he would not have been endowed with the desire to kill his like?" "Therefore, do not doubt, everything in this world is evil." "Even money decays." "Why did I come here?" "Why did we come here?" "T o say goodbye in our own way... beloved colleagues... and a friend..." "There's nothing to do." "Let the soil rest lightly on him." "And let us hope for the best." "A beautiful calm sleep." "That's why we came here and to that we drink." "Ain is dead" "What's a man's life worth these days..." "It's not worth shit." "How many liters?" "Six." "Oh fuck" "Could I just for a second.." "..inside?" "Do you have something to put under him?" "It's white leather..." "Just for a second..." "You're a good man." "THE temptation OF ST TONY" "It's for you." "Please take this person to the interrogation room" "Your name?" "Txnu Ploomipuu" "Your home address?" "Sunfield 5, Tallinn" "Trade?" "Manager" "So you claim to have found multiple human hands in the forest?" "Claim?" "Why were you in the forest?" "I ran over a dog... and was dragging it." "You thought you'd escape the punishment?" "What punishment?" "Where were you heading?" "Home." "And where did you come from?" "My father's funeral." "My condolences." "But are you aware how hard my life is?" "Are you?" "No you are not." "You just roam in the forest." "With a bad conscience, a forest is filled with litter and rubbish." "You know, my dear middle manager," "we have ways and meanshere for your kind as well." "You see?" "Boss?" " What is it?" "We found the girl." "This is great!" "Set her up for... an interrogation." "In my office." "You are free to go." "Still free." "Send a message to herr Meister." "I'll dictate." "The girl has been found." "Girl has been found." "Where did the girl go?" "So how's the car?" "Very good!" "What did I tell you -it sticks to the road like a turd." "You can have it, I've many." "There's Urbo, our new sales exec." "and his wife." "What a lovely hostess!" " Hello!" "Enter, please." "Where were you?" "Everybody is here already." "In our business the future is in the internet, that's obvious." "In internet" "Or in something else... in something that has not been discovered yet." "Okay, settle down now." "I'd like to raise a toast a toast to our beautiful hostess and to her art of living" "or in other words to her lifestyle!" "One moment please!" "Are you aware, that the term "Lifestyle" is very often used to designate sadomasochism and swinging." " What swinging?" "Nonmonogamous sexual behaviour." " Wife swapping." "How interesting." "It is generally accepted that swinging began in the U.S. army during the fifties" "and by the end of the Korean war it had spread out in to suburbs and the media dubbed it wife-swapping." "What a disgusting idea." " Not at all!" "There have been many surveys conducted among the swingers and with quite interesting results." "For example as many as 60% of couples claim to have happier relations after swinging." "And 50% of the already happy couples said that their relationship grew even happier." "Y es yes." "And as much as 90% of the unhappy couples said that..." "Don't look." "Don't look." "What does it want from here?" "He'll go away if we're not paying attention." "What could he possible want?" " He's looking at us." "Maybe he just wants something to eat." "I 'm telling you, he's looking at us." " He wants a drink." "Listen, maybe we should invite him in?" "God, I'm sorry!" "I don't know what came over me." "Maybe he wants a drink?" "He wants a drink." "Don't give him anything." "You'll give once and he'll come back" "Listen you actor, you know what?" "I would like to be an inventor..." "I, I..." "I would like to be an actor." "I would just like to stand uponthe stage and act." "Leave the kid alone!" "Fuck." "Come here." "Everything alright?" "I thought that may be the therapist ...that you'd find help." "Therapist!" "Sometimes I think why on earth did you leave your ex... what did you need me for?" "I've wasted my best years on you." "I think I owe you an apologyfor yesterdays..." "Have you seen these?" "Some numbers." "You know, T ony, what I hate?" "Dishonesty!" "We were clear, the return on investment is 20%." "And what is the number here?" "1 9,3" "You will take care of it by tomorrow." "Take care of what?" "The workers at your factory to be sacked, gates closed, locked and the keys on my desk." "Dear chap, this is not some Band Aid here." "But the workers have... they are..." " What do they have?" "And me?" "It depends on you." "You?" "Here?" "Are you working here too?" "You want me to take you home?" "Wait a minute" "Dad!" "You want to have a cup of tea or coffe?" "Enough already!" "Shut up, you little whore!" "With this hand I have killed a man." "When I was little," "My dad took me to Peterhof Palace gardens" "We walked all day.." "..took a boat trip." "I ate candyfloss." "And in the hotel we had cockroaches this big." "Who's that?" "The Bodhisattva of compassion." "You filthy bastard!" "Fired me and now fucking my little girl!" "You cunt!" "Life in general I like, but our life here," "the provincial vegetating I hate and despise it with all my heart," "and as far as my own personal life goes by heaven, there is nothing good about it." "Haven't you noticed if you are riding through a dark wood at night and see a small light shining ahead, how you forget your fatigue and the darkness and the sharp twigs that whip your face?" "I work, that you know as no one else in the country works." "Fate beats me on without rest, at times I suffer unendurably and I see no light ahead." "I have no hope." "I do not like people." "For a long I have not loved any one." "No one?" "Not a soul." "The peasants are all alike, they are stupid and live in dirt, and the educated people are hardt o get along with." "One gets tired of them." "All our good friends are petty and shallow and see no farther than their own noses, in one word, they are dull." "Those that have brains are hysterical, devoured with a mania for self-analysis." "They whine, they hate, they pick faults everywhere with unhealthy sharpness." "They sneak up to you sideways," "look at you out of the corner of their eye, and say :" ""That man is a lunatic, " "That man is a wind-bag. "" "Or, if they don't know with what else to label you with, they say "You're strange"." ""Very strange"" "I beg you" "I implore you, not to drink any more!" "Why not?" "It is so unworthy of you." "You are well-bred, your voice is sweet, you are even more than any one I know" "you are handsome." "Oh, my child, I am miserable, if you only knew how miserable I am!" "What can we do?" "We must live our lives." "Y es, we shall live, Uncle Vanya." "We shall live through the long procession of days before us, and through the long evenings;" "we shall patiently bear the trials that fate imposes on us;" "we shall work for others without rest0 ,both now and when we are old;" "and when our last hour comes we shall meet it humbly, and there, beyond the grave, we shall say that we have suffered and wept, that our life was bitter, and God will have pity on us." "Ah, then dear, dear Uncle, we shall see that bright and beautiful life, we shall see that bright and beautiful life, we shall rejoice and look back upon our sorrow here, a tender smile -and we shall rest." "I believe, Uncle." "I believe!" "A good piece." "It made one think." "Well then all is well." "Listen, T ony ,have you heard the saying:" ""There are angels among us and they can be recognized by their formidable defenselessness?"" "No, I haven't." "You know, T ony, you're one of them." "I'm tired, let's go home" "I'm staying for a while longer" "You're not coming?" "I'll come later." "But you go." "Sa oled nagu kõik teised." "Sina ise vajad abi." "KULDAEG" "Öö on lühike, kuid must!" "Tere tulemast, armsad sõbrad!" "Mina olen krahv Dionysos Korzybski," "Täna õhtul olen ma aga..." "Härra Kaksteist!" "Kuid nüüd, lima liigse viivituseta " "Iubage mul presenteerida meest, kes on liikunud läbi arvutute maailmade," "kelle veri ühendab seitset kontinenti ja kes ise on seitse tuhat aastat vana!" "Das Goldene Zeitalter presenteerib uhkusega kõigi suurte saladuste tundja, maapealsete ja maaaluste, müsteeriumite isand " "Herr Meister!" "Pime on öö, mu lihased lapsed" "päev on jälle kord pööranud palged meist eemale" "kuid meie, kes me kunagi lootust ei hellitanudki," "kes me sündisime vastu tahtmist ilmsüüta pärispatused üsast saati vihapiiskadega virutatud viltu" "keskpärasteks ehk hingelt kuid tugevateks põlguselt" "meie pimedat sugugi ei karda" "sest me oleme alati teadnud:" "pimedus ise meid sülitas siia!" "Nüüd on raipe ajad, mõõga ja mõrva ajad" "häbita kiima ajad kala sureb ookeanis" "inimene tänavatel" "Iagunev zodiaak on päral." "Võtke see vastu, mu lapsed!" "Sa oled nil hea aga selline lollpea." "Meie oleme need, kes töö lõpule viivad." "Kui väsinud ma olen sellest väikeste poodnike südameheadusest." "Lahkus mõõdetud lippaiaga." "Rüütellikus pisikese kiimaga." "Mina pigem hävitan selle, mis on minu kui et annan ära." "Armas Krahv, üks demonstratsioon!" "Miks sa tulid?" "Nad ju tapavad meid ära!"