"Fansubs created by mascareiro and ngates exclusively to cinemageddon.org" "THE TORTURER" "Men like you are a shame to our Army." "Most of the times I was only following orders, Colonel." "Maybe you don´t know yet my friend, but the times are changing." "And it's not the time for men like you anymore." "It's always time and place for men like me, somewhere, Colonel." "There always will be." "What happened to you?" "Why have you changed so much?" "It's like you enjoy being an executioner" "That's my business, Colonel." "My business." "You're a different man, Jonas." "Why don't you give a honorable end to all of this?" "It's all you have left to do." "Kill yourself." "Singing:" "You're my best buddy, you're like a brother to me..." "Cut it out, Captain." "What are you doing?" "What do you want, Chuchu?" "I wanna talk busines." "Lots of money involved." "Look, we can get rich in no time." "Fuck off, Chuchu." "I'm not interested." "I'm out of business." "My captain, quit the drama, ok?" "What about her, also not interested anymore?" "Gilda." "Where is she?" "Very close to all the money." "Singing:" "Tomorrow morning, I'll order breakfast for the both of you..." "I'll be waiting in the car, my Captain." "Between the shame and the death, I take the shame." "Yeah, we're two wronged men my Captain but that´s ok." "Now time has come for the wolves to drink some water." "We'll grab all that cash with claws and teeth." "Open that fucking thing up I want to choose my gun." "Look Captain, should anything go wrong you know I will take the fall." "Give me a break, there's so many dicks a single ass can handle." "How are you doing?" "Captain, this is Mrs. Raquel." "Mrs. Raquel, Captain Jonas." "It's a pleasure." "Mrs. Raquel, don't take me wrong but where's the money people?" "Follow me." "Captain Jonas." "My name is Daniel Goldenberg." "This is Dr. Samuel Herzog." "So what?" "We are zionist jews." "And Dr. Samuel was put in charge by our organization" "To take to Israel, at any costs, the head of the nazist Herman Stahl." "That´s our man." "Herman Stahl." "He was convicted in Nuremberg, but never arrested." "He killed 2 million jews." "As of today he hides in a Latin America country." "Corumbine" "He's the repression headmaster of Borges dictatorship." "He´s known as "El Torturador"." "Don't play hard." "I just got out of prison, for fuck sake." "We want his head." "How much?" "One million dollars." "It's a deal." "This is for your expenses, Chuchu." "Keep in mind you were hired as Borges special bodyguards." "Be careful with Herman, he's a beast." "As soon as you get there look out for our contact." "It's a priest." "Father Ramirez." "Don't worry, we got it under the control." "The Captain should be ready soon, then we leave." "This is absurd." "Outrageous." "This is an aggression to every family value." "Don't even doubt it is." "Don Giovanni." "My son" "Chuchu, what kind of shitty tropical country this is?" "Maybe it's a holiday, Captain." "It always rains on holidays, huh?" "It's very important for our country being able to count on gentlemen like you to work with us." "You gentlemen understand?" "We are having some trouble with agitators but nothing to worry about." "But the president wanted you guys as personal bodyguards to a friend of his." "What friend?" "A Brazillian singer, called Gilda." "Gilda?" "Yes, that's her name." "She's... very dear to our president." "In my opinion the president is overreacting" "After all we got absolute control of the situation here." "Chuchu, take care of the General." "Stop!" "Turn around!" "I'm only pulling the trigger, brother." "God's taking your life, not me." "Singing:" "Soy loco por ti America..." "What about the driver?" "It was a woman." "So what?" "You know I don't kill women, Chuchu." "Hey Chuchu, what about the General?" "Still hiding?" "He's crapped his pants off." "Check it out." "Hey General, everything under control, huh?" "Help me throw this fucker away." "What the fuck am I doing here?" "General..." "Holy cow." "Alert!" "Hail to the popular revolution!" "Hail to the popular revolution!" "Prepare!" "Death to Borges!" "Point!" "Fire!" "Son of a bitch." "I was to give you this tonight, but I can't wait any longer." "Gracias" "I want you beautiful, sweetheart." "I've already told you I didn't want to take part on your violent acts." "This is not violence, my lady." "It's the State security." "And the security of people with power." "Actually, we hired these bodyguards for your own personal security." "So these are the men?" "Gilda is from Brazil as well." "Have you met before?" "Only by fame." "I don't need anyone watching me, Emiliano." "I can take care of myself." "Don't be like that, sweetheart." "They're two diamonds." "The former Captain Jonas and his friend Chuchu." "Father Ramirez believes you will feel better in the presence of two compatriotes." "When it comes to diamonds, my dear, I still prefer the real ones." "C'mon, let's not interrupt the matters of the State with spoiled women's issues." "We are here to judge a criminal." "This worm here is father Pedro, from the Rosario parish." "He was giving shelter to the rebels." "He's one of the leaders to the insurrection." "I demand his execution!" "We cannot do this, The Vatican will protest." "Well... it would not be the first subversive priest murdered here in the continent." "The Vatican won't even bother." "I really can't proceed with this we've always had the best of relations with the holy people." "C'mon Borges!" "Not to worry." "The Vatican is my problem." "I forged father Pedro's death to the Vatican." "Emiliano, this is just a subversive worm that dares to wear the sacred clothes to conspire against the State." "Against us." "I consider him..." "Guilty." "Guilty." "Guilty." "Guilty." "Guilty." "Please..." "How I was saying..." "My Captain, let me know something..." "Why all this blabling and so much formality to execute a fucking priest?" "I don't know Chuchu, I don't know." "Captain, We would make this so much simpler, don't you think?" "Fuck off, Chuchu." "All right... all right." "Singing:" "Our garden has perished back at home... all flowers died without you there..." "Gildinha, my dear." "Let me ask you a favour... get together with the Captain." "You don't need to be with him forever, but just for a while." "I'm asking you." "Go fuck yourself, Chuchu." " Chuchu?" " Yes?" " Do you think you're James Bond?" " Sure." "Well, you're nothing more than a James Butt, Chuchu." "Gilda..." "Why are you here for, Jonas?" "I'm here to get you and all the money we need for us." "And you seriously believe you can have me again, Jonas?" "Do you really believe, huh?" "Either we're back together or I'll blow your fucking face off." "You think these executions are really necessary?" "Couldn't we consider a partial amnesty?" "Just a little exception..." "President!" "Don't you get it?" "You're walking on thin ice here no one's buying that communist plot bullshit anymore." "Not even the Americans?" "Not even the Americans." "Borges, the world is against us." "Listen to me... we can only maintain the power by giving our own lives." "Write this down, Borges." "With our own lives." "Sure... of course." "And you Herman?" "Don't you think these executions will give our country a bad name to the world?" "This is not a republic, Borges." "It's your farm." "Would you be willing to give away your property to this sub-race you call your people?" "Not a chance..." "So let me... do my work." "Just a moment, Captain." "I know you gentlemen are interested in knowing this Chinese torture method..." "That we used against the jews in the Second World War." "And now... against the Church!" "Captain, this German dude is an idiot..." "still using that rat shit." "We used that back in the day all the time, and it didn't even had to be against a political prisoner or something." "Father, you're going to be tortured to death... for supporting the popular revolution against the government." "I will destroy the church!" "For the last time..." "Who are the others who are against the State?" "Speak!" "I don't need to incite the people against the State!" "People will rise by themselves and take away the power to their hands!" "You're the devil!" "You're the worst of all!" "Just a minute... excuse me..." "this is not like this guy should be treated, ok?" "It's much simpler than that, look... one... two... three!" " I'll take a walk around..." " Ok." "Play it again Sawyer." "This is our song, isn't it Jonas?" "You bitch." "Would you really destroy this face you love so much, Jonas?" "Keep playing Sawyer." "It's our love theme, right Gilda?" "Let's dance." "Bye." "I destroyed myself because of you, Gilda." "Now I'm a ruffian." "I robbed, tortured, killed." "Just to cover you in jewelry." "And you ran away." "Disappeared." "Vanished, only to become a high end whore for this shitty dictator." "I did not run away, Jonas." "I dumped you." "I chose my career over you." "And today I am a success." "You ruined my life, Gilda." "Your life?" "What about mine?" "What did you expect from me?" "To give everything up and move to the military village?" "No, Jonas." "I was born to live in a palace." "And lives in a whorehouse." "You're all under arrest!" "Out of the way, girl!" "It's the second time today, kid." "What happened, Captain?" " They were trying to kill Gilda." " But how?" "I had to kill them." "After all that's what I am paid for." "But these men are working for Herman Stahl." "They were here to arrest that woman." "No, Diego." "They came to kill Gilda." "Wasn't it?" "Yes, it was." "See?" "In this case I'll arrest her myself." "I wouldn't do that if I were you, Diego." "This woman is mine." "I'll turn her in myself whenever I don't want her anymore." "Until then, nobody touches her." "You saved my life only to be with me." "Wasnt't it?" "You will deliver me to them afterwards, is that it?" "Want a drink?" "Answer me." "Of course I wanted you since the first time we met." "As to the turning you in part, that will depend on a lot of things." "I came to this fucking country for personal business." "Cut off the Nazi's head and put my hands on a shitload of money." "Maybe, who knows, get acquainted with this beautiful body of yours." "Tania Gonzalez is a guerrilla soldier, we know it because the others have confessed." "This Brazillian Captain has decided to protect her." "And what about Gilda now?" "Diego, I'm expecting you later at my house." "We need to talk." "What do you want to do?" "It's up to you." " And Gilda?" " What about Gilda?" "There's something between you and her, right?" "Gilda is the love of my life." "Unfortunately I will have to kill her." "Why?" "Because she's the only woman who doesn't want me." "Singing:" "Jesus Christ..." "Jesus Christ..." "Jesus Christ..." "I am here..." "Your blessing, reverend." "Borges days are counted." "What happened?" "Herman is planning a takeover." "You sure?" "Borges is weak, Ramiro." "Sooner or later he would end up impaled on a sword." "That's how the Roman Generals took their own lives when they lost a battle." "One soldier would hold the sword... and the defeated General would impale himself on it." "Dolce Vita!" "You bless people, celebrate masses and you're nothing but a fucking fake." "Belo, Belissimo!" "It's all part of my disguise, my act." "My pact is with the Devil, with cocaine... and with the mafia, huh?" "What a waste." "Drug dealers and junkies all around the world waiting for the cocaine and I'm prevented to traffic my shit by this crazy nazi." "They don't believe in the power of the Cosa Nostra." "Santino, huh?" "Some words can't be spoken." "The good trafficker doesn't sniff it himself." "The fucked up thing about coke is it gets people talking too much." "I live off dreams, I sell dreams." "Cocaine is the fuel of the soul." "Santino, don't forget Don Giovanni's words, huh?" "Don Giovanni called me himself, directly from Rio de Janeiro." "The right moment is closer than you think." "Then, when you and your friend, the Captain... execute the nazi, it will be the time for you to kill the Captain." "I know it. (speaks in Italian)" "Atention!" "Prepare!" "Point..." "Fire!" "You... naturally aren't aware I'm throwing a reception party to the American ambassador tonight." "Yes, sir." "By the way, cancell all executions for the day and have all this mess cleaned up." "Yes, sir." "By the way, I want my car ready as I'll pick up Ms. Gilda myself." "Yes, sir." "My wife is naturally at home right now." "No, sir." "Ms. Leonor is praying at the moment." "Where is she praying at?" "At the cryps." "At the crypt, you mean?" "That's right Mr. President..." "at the cryps." "God..." "Everything okay, Chuchu?" "Captain..." "You also enjoy a little chat with the Lord?" "Nah, I came for a little chat with the Antichrist." "With whom?" "The priest." "Our contact, or is it your contact?" "C'mon Captain, it's fine, I just talked to him." "Look, the nazi is about to get dealt with." "Chuchu, this smells like shit, huh?" "This is the first time I see a priest helping jews." "Excuse me." "Captain, for the love of God, don't mess this up now Captain, it's all set, don't fuck it up!" "Porca Madonna." "A priest who helps jews and sniffs coke on top of that." "No, I don't get it." "It's too much even for me." "I've already talked to your friend." "Now the next step is to wait for Dr. Samuel's orders." "He will telegraph." "I won't wait for no fucking order." "I'll finish this nazi the first chance I get before this whole country blows up in the air." "Just a little reminder, father..." "I smell something fishy about you, okay?" "The apocalyptic beast has arrived." "The beast I am married to." "Dear Leonor, I'm throwing a reception party tonight." "I would appreciate you stayed at home." "Gilda is coming to the palace." "Gilda..." "How do you do it with her, Borges?" "You were never man enough for me." "You are not a man!" "You're not even the father of our son." "I could not be." "He was a subversive I had to get rid of." "Be careful, Borges." "You will die a slower death than my son's." "You be careful, Leonor." "Or else..." "I'll have you executed." "You'll be surprised about me, Borges." "Don't step on my foot, stupid!" "Carlos!" "For the glory and the power of the German people!" "Here I'm called El torturador" "I'm known throughout the world as a monster." "However, everywhere people are tortured, executed." "Just like we do." "We, the German, have won the war." "Don't blame me." "I'm not the only one." "The German people have betrayed Hitler by surrendering to Americans and Russians." "Diego..." "I'm just an old man that's on the run all the time an old man who's afraid to die." "You're on fire, huh Chuchu?" "I just wanna party, Captain..." "all night long, got it?" "The President's about to enter the room, play the national anthem at once." "Is there anything in the world you respect, Captain Jonas?" "The only thing I have respect for is money, Mr. President." "Is money the only thing you care about?" "Not really, but like an old friend use to say" "I was born naked." "I'm dressed now." "I made profit." "May I have a sit?" "It's a pleasure President." " Where's Diego?" " He had to leave, Sir." "But he'll soon join us again." "And Gilda?" "She is getting ready for the show." "Call the ambassador and tell him there were some contretemps... and the presentation will be delayed... by about two hours." "As you wish." "It seems the show is slightly behind time, Mr. President." "The Brazillian women take damn long to get dressed." "With all due respect, Mr President." "Would you like to play some poker?" "Yes, I accept." "Go get the suitcase, yes?" "I open up with 50." "We're playing at 100, President." "Whores have always been my lucky charm." "You appreciate a good whore once in a while right Mr. President?" "Captain, there's different kinds of whores." "You mean, Mr. President... that there's fine whores and then whores like this lady next to me?" "No..." "What I'm trying to say... is that Gilda is not a whore." "You're mistaken, Mr. President." "All women are whores." "Except for our mothers, obviously." "I bet 100 more." "I pay it, sir." "So?" "The ambassador is not feelling well he's resting and asks you to forgive his absence... but he'll be at the palace tomorrow." "Great." "Please cancel the reception, then." " I have a proposition for you, Herman." " Yes, Frau." "To take Borges down." "He's demoralized." "We give the world what they want while keeping ourselves in the power." " Who takes his position?" " You, Herman!" "Me?" "Who else can we count with?" "Diego is a homosexual, and therefore weak." "He and his troop will always support whoever's in charge." "And father Ramirez is a coward." "Don't underestimate that man." "He's an agent of the Mafia" "They're furious at us because we have stopped the cocaine traffic." "Borges was afraid of the Americans and I just don't believe cocaine is business, it's a weapon." "Haven't you seen how the comunists defeated the yankees in Vietnam?" "With heroin and cocaine." "I bet 1000." "Your 1000, and... 2000 more." "I wanna see if you're really that fierce, Mr. President." " Where have you been?" " Matters of the State, Mr. President." "So, Captain?" "Can you turn that rebel girl in at once?" "Over my dead body, queer." "Girl?" "Which girl are you talking about?" "President, Mr. President... it's all taken care off, just chill out." "That's her..." "Gilda." "I can make a deal with the Mafia but in my own terms." "I suspect those two Brazillians are working for the Mafia." "What do you think?" "I don't know Herman, there's only one way to find out." "By torturing them!" "Please, leave Gilda for me." "I want to dedicate to my friend Chuchu, who recently arrived from Brazil a song by Florencio Mesquita..." "Mulambo." "What happened?" "Juanito, I need to talk to you." " The American ambassador fled to Brazil." " When?" "About four hours ago." "That means America is no longer on Borges side." "Yes." " Can we go?" " Let's go." "Singing:" "Somebody's crazy in love with my friend's girlfriend." "Could you give me a break, Chuchu?" "C'mon Captain..." "The dirtiest whore in the world is Mother Teresa next to her." "Be careful how you talk about her!" "Singing:" "You're my best buddy, you're like a brother to me..." "Chill out" "I love you very much, you know?" "It's useless, my dear." "I can't do it." "I will never be able to perform with you, my love." "I can only get a hard-on with inferior women never with the woman I love." "What about your wife?" "We never slept together." "That's why we hate each other." "But something I can't figure out, whose son is that anyway?" "I have no idea." "Probably the palace gardener or maybe the delivery boy." "Who knows?" "But someone solved my fatherhood situation." "Maybe one day I'll be able to do it, Gilda." "And then I'll wipe that man out of your thoughts." " What man?" " Jonas." "The man who enslaved your desire." "Goodbye..." "Gilda." "Shit..." "Oh Holy..." "So that's your lover, Gilda?" "How long you've been trying to reanimate that corpse inside his pants?" "Playing with Mr. Deadfuck?" "Long enough, Jonas." "You're really full of yourself, aren't you Jonas?" "I'm sorry, Gilda..." "But I still love you very much." "I could never forget you, please come back to me." "Let's arrest Captain Jonas and his rebel bitch, come on." "Bottom line is, I'm a communist... but only when I'm high, of course." "Give me a little kiss..." "Hail, Corumbine!" "Help yourselves..." "I believe the time has come, my son." "I swear by lucifer that your death will be avenged!" "Crap..." "That's not good." "Singing:" "If you wanna know me, I can tell you who I am..." "Hey, faggot..." "I was talking only to one faggot, not all of you." "What the fuck was that?" "What's going on, Chuchu?" "It's useless, Herman..." "I came for your head and I'll take it even if I need to blow this whole country to pieces." "Warning, Jonas!" "Get that son of a bitch!" "I came to ask for forgiveness." "I only did all this..." "because I adore you." "You will have a big surprise, Borges." "A big surprise." "Give me his death, Herman." "I will destroy every women enslaving man... by killing you, Borges." "Leonor..." "I think I... got one..." "You got a boner, Borges!" "I got it." "I'll avenge every woman that's been humiliated by men like you." "Who can only feel pleasure around sluts." "I'm also avenging my son, Ernesto that was my man, the only man I had." " Call me your Ernesto!" " Ernesto!" "Are you confortable, Captain?" "Sure...would be better if your mother was here though you fucking sauerkraut eater!" " So I'll get her..." " Don't forget to take her pants off before you bring her." "In the meantime, I'm going to take care of your friend." "Shit." "Son of a bitch." "I have tortured and killed more than you did, you German piece of shit!" " What?" " My death will be glory to heavens!" "Really?" "Let me know something, who sent you here, huh?" "Your mother did, you old scumbag!" "Who sent you?" "I already told you, it was your mother, that fucking bitch!" "Shut the fuck up." "Down with nazism!" "Up with Mengo*!" "(*short for Flamengo, a Brazillian soccer team)" "Who sent you here?" "Your mother!" "Was it the Mafia or the jews?" "No!" "No!" "Who wanted my head, you son of a bitch?" "Your mother!" "Hurry up!" "Hurry!" "Come on!" "No!" "Don't touch it..." "turn that thing off, shorty." "Turn off that fucking thing!" "German piece of shit!" " Are you all right Jonas?" " Sure, I feel great." "Oh Holy..." "Give me a hand here..." "Damn..." "Shit!" "Come on, we've got no time to lose." "Gilda, here's what you're gonna do... you're looking for Father Ramirez at the church, okay?" "Okay." "Give me that, shorty... bye." "Hey, Jonas..." " Adios..." " Good luck." "You fucking German!" "I'll fucking kill you before you lay one finger on me!" "Long life to Corinthians*!" "(*Brazillian soccer team)" "For the love of God!" "I don't wanna die!" "For the love of God!" "No... no!" "I beg you!" "On my knees..." "I beg you!" "I'll make you president!" "I'll give you anything you want I'll even kiss your feet..." "You fucking German!" "For the love of God..." "please don't do it!" "No!" "For the love of God!" "Fuckin German!" "Don't do it!" "Hang in there, I'll release you soon." "It's no use, Captain They broke every bone in my body, I'm done." "Besides... if you never die, you're never going to meed God." " Where's Gilda?" " Gilda is safe..." "I told her to go talk to Father Ramirez, our contact." "That's not Father Ramirez, Captain..." "That's Santino, the Chicago hitman." "He killed Father Ramirez, and took his place." "So I sent Gilda right to the wolf's mouth." "And those fake jews are all from the Mafia, like myself." "They... they asked me to kill my Captain ...after they were done with the Germans... but since I'm not doing it Santino is going to finish you off, Captain." "Captain...save Gilda and yourself." "Captain you remember when we played bad guy vs. good guy?" "We always wanted to die holding our guns." "Captain I think I'm seeing the other side already." "I'm climbing the mountain..." "Singing:" "You're my best buddy, you're like a brother..." "Goodbye, Captain." "Father Ramirez..." "No!" "Santino!" "Now it's between me and you, fucking mafioso!" "Let's get out of this hell at once... before Satan himself comes claiming for his reign!" "Victory is ours, do not worry." "(Sings in Italian)" "Bravo!" "Bravíssimo!" "What a surprise." "Where is the money?" "Victorio, go get it!" "Quick, come on, go already!" "Fancy some wine, Captain?" "Want to join us for a meal?" "Just one thing..." "I made a little mistake." "That's someone else's head." "But what difference does it make?" "In the end a head is a head." "What happened?" "We have fulfilled the agreement!" "I was even considering you for another job!" "That's true!" "We have other jobs for you." "It's a pity, but I can't accept your offer." "I just signed an exclusive contract with a Palestinian organization to kill certain jews." "But... we are not jews!" "We are all Sicilians!" "Sorry... but for a moment I really thought you were jews." "THE END"