"[ WIND HOWLING ]" "[ HARMONICA PLAYING SLOWLY ]" "♪♪" "HOLLYWOOD " " THE LAND OF THE REAL AND THE UNREAL." "A PLACE WHERE, SO THEY SAY," "THEY'LL PAY A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A KISS" "AND 50 CENTS FOR YOUR SOUL." "SO MANY PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE NAMES FOR THEMSELVES," "STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD," "BUT, ULTIMATELY, ACTING THE SAME WAY AS EVERYONE ELSE." "BUT SOMETIMES THERE'S A MAN." "A FELLA BY THE NAME OF JESSE EVERETT HUGHES IV." "AT LEAST THAT'S THE HANDLE HIS LOVING PARENTS GAVE HIM." "HE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH USE FOR IT HIMSELF." "THIS JESSE HUGHES " " HE CALLED HIMSELF BOOTS ELECTRIC." "NOW, YOU'LL FIND OUT A LOT ABOUT JESSE, OR BOOTS," "AS THIS STORY PROGRESSES." "BUT HERE'S THE BASICS." "BORN IN 1972 IN THE DEEP SOUTH," "THEN AFTER THE BREAKUP OF HIS PARENTS' MARRIAGE," "HE MOVED WITH HIS DEVOUT MOTHER TO PALM DESERT, CALIFORNIA." "ONE DAY, A BIG GINGER GUY SAVED JESSE FROM A SCHOOL BULLY," "AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BECAME BEST FRIENDS." "THIS RED TOP WAS JOSHUA HOMME," "AND HE WENT ON TO BE A BIG ROCK STAR" "WHILST JESSE DID THE FAMILY THING." "AFTER JESSE'S MARRIAGE BROKE DOWN," "JOSHUA PERSUADED HIM TO GIVE THE ROCK-'N'" "ROLL THING A SHOT." "AND, SURE ENOUGH, THEY FORMED EAGLES OF DEATH METAL," "AND JESSE ENDS UP TOURING THE WORLD" "AND GETTING A REPUTATION AS ONE OF THE WILDEST" "AND MOST CHARISMATIC FRONT MEN IN THE GAME." "NOW, THIS FILM FOLLOWS OUR HERO FOR ONE CALENDAR YEAR," "JUST AS HE'S TURNED 40 " "A PIVOTAL YEAR IN ANY MAN'S LIFE," "BUT ESPECIALLY FOR OUR MAN JESSE." "THE BAND ARE PREPARING TO RECORD THEIR FIRST ALBUM IN YEARS," "BUT IT'S NOT JUST MUSIC ON HIS MIND." "OH, NO." "THIS IS A STORY ABOUT LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP," "RELIGION AND DRUGS, POLITICS AND FAMILY." "THIS IS A COMPLEX, MIXED-UP MIND AT WORK," "BUT THESE ARE COMPLEX, MIXED-UP TIMES, SO MAYBE " " MAYBE " "HE COULD BE THE MAN TO SEE US RIGHT." "'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, THERE'S A MAN " "WELL, SOMETIMES THERE'S A MAN." "I'VE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT." "I'VE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT." "♪♪" "♪ DARLIN', THESE CHAINS OF LOVE WON'T SET ME FREE ♪" "♪ CHAINS OF LOVE WON'T LET ME BE ♪" "♪ OOH, OOH ♪" "♪ TRY TO GET UP IN THE MORNIN' ♪" "♪ I JUST CAN'T MAKE IT ♪" "♪ YOU'VE CAST A SPELL ON ME ♪" "♪ AND I JUST CAN'T BREAK IT ♪" "♪ 'CAUSE I SUFFER FROM THE HEARTACHE ♪" "♪ SUFFER FROM THE HEARTACHE ♪" "♪ HEY, HEY ♪" "♪ HEY, HEY ♪" "♪ CHAINS OF LOVE WON'T SET ME FREE ♪" "♪ CHAINS OF LOVE WON'T LET ME BE ♪" "♪ WHOO, OOH ♪" "♪ 'CAUSE I GOT HEARTACHE ♪" "♪ I GOT HEARTACHE ♪" "♪ HEY, HEY ♪" "♪ HEY, HEY ♪" "♪ CHAINS OF LOVE WON'T SET ME FREE ♪" "♪ CHAINS OF LOVE WON'T LET ME BE ♪" "♪ BABY, GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO BREAK FREE, BABY ♪" "♪ THESE CHAINS OF LOVE, BABY ♪" "♪ WHOO ♪" "♪ CHAINS OF LOVE... ♪" "CHECK." "CHECK." "CHECK, 1, 2." "CHECK, 1, 2." "I'M ABOUT TO RECORD THE FIRST BROADCAST" "OF MY CHRISTIAN RADIO SHOW." "AND THIS IS THE MOST SCARY, [....] " "THIS IS THE MOST SCARY THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE." "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "WELCOME, FRIENDS." "WELCOME ONE AND WELCOME ALL." "HERE YOU ARE ON THE SPECIAL "HOUR OF POWER"" "WITH REVEREND JESSE HUGHES," "COMING TO HELP YOU SAVE YOUR SOULS" "DIRECTLY FROM HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA," "WHICH, OF COURSE, IS AN IRONY OF IRONIES," "IF YOU CAN DIG THAT," "BECAUSE HERE WE ARE" "IN THE NESTING PLACE OF SIN" "AND THE NESTING PLACE OF THE DESTRUCTION" "OF OUR GREAT NATION, AMERICA," "RIGHT HERE IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA." "NOW, I'M NOT A PERFECT MAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN." "I'M A MAN WHO'S MIRED AND WIRED IN SIN, IF YOU WILL," "BECAUSE I'M A ROCK 'N' ROLLER MYSELF." "MY DAY JOB IS I'M THE BOOTS ELECTRIC." "BUT NO MATTER WHAT YOUR DAY JOB IS," "NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO FOR A PART OF THE DAY," "EVERY DAY, JESUS IS WATCHING." "AND LET'S LET THE CHRISTIAN HEALING BEGINNING." "[ BANJO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "THIS IS AMAZING." "IT'S SO DIFFERENT, DUDE." "WOW." "THE " " THE POWER." "♪ THE MIDNIGHT HAS PASSED, IT'S MORNING AT LAST ♪" "♪ NO LONGER IN SIN I'M BOUND ♪" "♪ MY WANDERING IS DONE, MY LIFE CROWN IS WON ♪" "♪ I'M LIVING THE RIGHT LIFE NOW ♪" "♪ OH, GLORY... ♪ -2013 IS A BIG YEAR FOR ME" "BECAUSE I WAS MADE A REVEREND " "A REVEREND IN THE ORDER OF ST." "FRANCIS," "WHICH I TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY." "THIS IS AN APPOINTMENT." "I'VE BEEN APPOINTED AS A BISHOP OF MY OWN CHURCH," "AND I'M APPOINTED AN INDEPENDENT BISHOP" "WITHIN THE CHRISTIAN DOCTRINE OF FAITH." "SO I'M NOW THE BISHOP JESSE HUGHES." "IT'S PRETTY COOL." "IN TERMS OF THINGS I'VE ACHIEVED IN MY WHOLE LIFE," "THIS RANKS UP THERE." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "I MEAN, ANYTHING YOU CAN DO WHERE YOUR MOTHER'S STOKED," "IT'S PRETTY AMAZING." "AND ANYTHING YOU CAN DO WHERE YOU GET TO GO TO HEAVEN" "WHILE BEING SUCH A BAD BOY LIKE ME, IT'S PRETTY AWESOME." "IT'S A DIFFICULT CONTRADICTION BECAUSE MY DAY JOB IS" "I'M A ROCK 'N' ROLLER, AND SO YOU'RE KIND OF" "ALWAYS PRESUMED TO BE THE SERVANT OF THE DEVIL." "BUT I THINK AS THE KING OF ROCK 'N' ROLL HIMSELF TAUGHT US," "AND I'M TALKING ABOUT ELVIS PRESLEY," "YOU GOT TO WORSHIP GOD." "I MEAN, HALF OF HIS RECORDS WERE GOSPEL RECORDS," "AND HE ROUTINELY WENT TO CHURCH." "SO, THAT BEING SAID," "I'M JUST FOLLOWING IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF ELVIS." "SLAPPING SINNERS ON THE HEAD" "WITH THE BOOK OF SALVATION RIGHT THERE." "THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN." "♪ I'M LIVING THE RIGHT LIFE NOW ♪" "[ HEELS CLICKING ]" "NOW, THIS MOVE INTO THE RELIGIOUS SPHERE" "FOR A MAN OFTEN REFERRED TO AS JESSE "THE DEVIL" HUGHES" "MIGHT SURPRISE SOME PEOPLE." "BUT IT AIN'T NO JOKE." "[ HEELS CLICKING RAPIDLY ]" "THERE ARE SOME ASPECTS OF HIS PAST" "THAT JESSE IS FIRMLY TRYING TO PUT BEHIND HIM." "HE'S LOOKING TO BE SAVED, YOU COULD SAY." "[ CHOIR VOCALIZES ]" "♪♪" "THIS IS JUST A BIG YEAR IN GENERAL." "ONE, WE DIDN'T DIE BECAUSE OF THE MAYAN DEATH CALENDAR." "THAT'S GOOD." "BUT IT'S A BIG YEAR FOR EVERYONE I KNOW AND ALL MY FRIENDS," "BECAUSE SO MANY AMAZING THINGS ARE BEING ATTEMPTED," "ACCOMPLISHED, ET CETERA, ET CETERA." "FOR EXAMPLE, DAVE JUST RELEASED HIS "SOUND CITY" MOVIE." "HE'S NOW A DOCUMENTARIAN." "QUITE FASCINATING." "DAVE GROHL." "JOSHUA HAS MADE HIMSELF" "A FULLY INDEPENDENT ENTITY IN THE MUSIC WORLD" "AND IS ABOUT TO RELEASE A NEW RECORD." "THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL [....] THING." "I HAVE BECOME THE FIRST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD" "TO HAVE SELF-ELONGATED MY OWN ERECTION." "AND I NOW HAVE ADDED TWO INCHES OF GIRTH" "AND AN INCH AND A HALF OF LENGTH." "HUH, BABE?" "BOOM!" "BOOM." "BIG DICKIN' IT!" "SO THAT'S A BIG DEAL FOR ME." "IT'S BEEN A LITTLE WHILE SINCE THE EAGLES" "HAVE PUT OUT A RECORD," "BUT, IN THE INTERIM, I'VE DONE BOOTS." "BUT WE'VE GOT NEW MANAGEMENT THAT'S GREAT," "AND NOW EAGLES IS GETTING READY TO RECORD A NEW RECORD." "WE JUST SCORED SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST." "I MEAN, THIS IS GONNA BE OUR YEAR." "MY OLD MANAGEMENT SUCKED." "IF THERE WAS A GIANT DICK OF LIFE" "THAT YOU DID NOT WANT TO SUCK," "THAT WOULD BE WHAT MY OLD MANAGEMENT SUCKED." "THEY WOULD HUFF DOWN GIANT BAGS OF DICKS EVERY DAY ON MY CAREER." "NOW, MY NEW MANAGER," "HE CAN HUFF DOWN A BAG OF DICKS TO MAKE YOUR CAREER BETTER." "THAT'S MAGIC." "[ HORN HONKS ] [....] SUCK MY COCK," "MOTHER[....]." "SUCK HIS COCK." "YOU HAVE TO -- YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION" "TO EVERY RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE." "IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND," "SHE STARTS [....] SOMEONE ELSE." "IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR MANAGER," "HE STARTS [....] SOMEONE ELSE, AND THAT'S YOU." "[ LAUGHS ]" "WHAT'S UP, DUDE?" "HAPPY NEW YEAR." "HEY, MAN." "GOOD TO SEE YOU." "YEAH." "WHAT'S UP?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "YEAH, SO, UM, GETTING READY TO LAUNCH" "THE NEW EAGLES OF DEATH METAL OFFICIAL..." "IS IT IN LATIN?" "YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]" "DUDE, THAT IS SO [....] AWESOME." "IF WE COULD REALLY JUST DO THAT," "THAT WOULD BE SO KILLER." "I LOVE THAT IDEA." "IN HONOR OF THE CHURCH." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "YEAH." "I HAVEN'T DEALT WITH YOU BEING A REVEREND YET." "YEAH, WE NEED TO DEAL WITH THAT," "BECAUSE I'M NOT BEING A REVEREND TO BE A JOKE." "'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY NOTICED, TOO, THAT BROTHER MICHAEL" "HAS BEEN ANSWERING WHAT SEEMS LIKE CRITICISM." "RIGHT." "RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE." "BECAUSE WHY THE [....] HE EVER DECIDED TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE" "AND SAID HE DENIED LADY GAGA FOR HER LIFESTYLE" "BUT ORDAINED JESSE "THE DEVIL" HUGHES " "IT WAS LIKE, DO YOU EVEN READ" "THIS [....] SHIT THAT YOU'RE PUTTING OUT?" "SO I WANT TO DO IT LIKE JOHNNY CASH DID IT." "THIS IS JUST MY SERVICE TO GOD, AND THAT EXISTS HERE." "AND AS BROTHER MICHAEL SAID," "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT HE DOES ON STAGE." "THAT'S HIS ARTISTIC EXPRESSION." "I JUST GIVE A SHIT WHAT HE DOES IN HIS SERVICE FOR GOD." "AND I THINK THAT IN AND OF -- THAT RIGHT THERE" "GIVES ME MY OPERATING PARADIGM FOR IT." "SO, I START A RADIO SHOW SATURDAY." "AND ON TOUR, I'M ALSO GONNA PROVIDE COMMUNION," "BASIC EUCHARIST, AND CONFESSION." "HAVE YOU SEEN MY MINISTER'S I.D.?" "LIKE, THE PICTURE THEY CHOSE FOR THE I.D. IS " "IS [....] NUTS, DUDE." "A PICTURE OF ANGELS?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "THE BIGGEST CONCERN FROM US AT THE MOMENT" "IS SCHEDULING, AS YOU KNOW." "TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHEN WE'RE GONNA RECORD THIS RECORD." "EVEN IF I HAD ONE OR TWO SONGS " "ONE OR TWO DEMO-QUALITY SONGS " "I COULD START CLEANING FOR PEOPLE," "I CAN GET BUZZ GOING," "AND I CAN GET A SIGN." "WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO AT SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST IS I'D LIKE" "YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH DEBUTING SOME NEW SONGS THERE," "IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE..." "[ CROWD CHEERING ]" "[ GUITAR SOLO ]" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "I JUST GOT TO SEE THAT MY MANAGEMENT" "IS TAKING AS MUCH ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION" "THAT WE HAVE AS POSSIBLE." "MY DAD USED TO SAY THERE'S TWO TYPES OF ROCK BANDS." "THERE'S A ROCK BAND THAT COMES OUT" "AND JACKS OFF FOR EVERYONE TO SEE" "AND A ROCK BAND THAT COMES OUT AND [....] EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM." "AND YOU JUST SAW A MEETING WHERE WE WERE LAYING THE PLANS" "TO [....] EVERYBODY." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "SO AS YOU CAN SEE," "EVERYONE ON TEAM EAGLES WANTS TO GET THE ALBUM PROCESS" "UP AND RUNNING." "IN THE MEANTIME, JESSE'S BEEN KEEPING HIMSELF" "AMUSED IN TRADEMARK FASHION," "PLAYING UNANNOUNCED SOLO SHOWS AS BOOTS ELECTRIC," "HAVING NIGHTLY HOUSE PARTIES," "AND DOING OTHER ASSORTED WEIRD SHIT." "THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES ]" "A "MOST BEAUTIFUL SHEEP" CONTEST." "AND IN THIS PARTICULAR YEAR," "THEY HAD SOME REALLY AMAZING CONTESTANTS." "AND THEY'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL THREE," "AND THE JUDGES WALK UP TO THE FIRST SHEEP," "AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." "THIS IS THE MOST" "GLORIOUS-LOOKING ANIMAL I'VE EVER SEEN." "LIKE, JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS WOULD HAVE BEEN PLEASED."" "AND THEY GO TO THE SECOND SHEEP, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." "HE'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE OTHER ONE." "WE CAN MAKE 500 SQUARE YARDS OF WOOL CLOTHING" "FROM HIS BEAUTIFUL THING ALONE."" "AND THEY GO TO THE THIRD SHEEP," "AND IT'S MISSING A LEG," "AND IT'S GOT, LIKE, MANGE, AND ITS TEETH ARE FALLING OUT," "AND IT'S, LIKE, BLIND IN ONE EYE." "AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT THE [....] IS THIS?" "THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE ABOMINATION OF A SHEEP" "I'VE EVER SEEN."" "AND THE SHEEP TAKES SOME TIME TO STEADY," "AND HE LOOKS UP AT HIM, AND HE GOES, "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IF YOU THINK I'M UGLY, I'M NOT."" "WAIT." "THE SHEEP CAN TALK?" "THEVICTORYOF THEUNION IN THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR..." "THERE IT IS." "THAT'S THE JOKE." "[ LAUGHS ]" "♪♪" "♪ TURN YOU WITH THE LIES ♪" "♪ FREAKS ARE HERE, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE ♪" "♪ INSULT IN THE SKIES ♪" "♪ FREAKS ARE HERE, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE ♪" "[ SCREAMS ]" "[ Distorted ] I HAD SOMETHING TO DREAM LAST NIGHT." "SHE GOT ME SPEAKING IN TONGUES." "[ COUGHING ]" "GEORGE BUSH, HELP ME." "THE POWER OF GEORGE BUSH, SAVE ME." "HE DIDN'T HELP ME." "♪♪" "SO YOU SHOULD BE STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE" "ABOUT MR. BOOTS." "BUT NOW A WORD ABOUT HIS YOUNG LADY FRIEND," "MISS TUESDAY CROSS." "NOW, JESSE GOT HIMSELF A REPUTATION AS A WOMANIZER" "ON THOSE EARLY EAGLES TOURS." "BUT SINCE THE DAY HE MET TUESDAY," "THE PAIR HAVE BEEN TOTALLY INSEPARABLE." "YEAH, IT'S PRETTY SWEET." "SUCK HIS DICK RIGHT NOW." "♪ ALL MY LOVE, I'LL GIVE YOU MY DEVOTION ♪" "♪ ALL MY LOVE, THESE FEELINGS OF EMOTION ♪" "♪ ALL MY LOVE, I'LL GIVE YOU MY DEVOTION ♪" "I'M IN A BAND WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, REALLY." "SHE'S " " TUESDAY CROSS IS -- IS A SPECIAL GIRL." "IT'S RAD TO BE IN A BAND." "I MEAN, EVERYONE TELLS YOU IT'S A MISTAKE," "BUT YOU MEET SOMEONE YOU WANT TO SHARE YOUR LIFE WITH," "YOU WANT TO " " YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO SHARE IT WITH THEM." "I MEAN, TO ME, THAT'S BONNIE AND CLYDE SHIT." "THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR -- I WANT MY BEST GIRL" "TO BE MY PARTNER, MY CHIEF ASSASSIN." "AND SHE GIVES ME SOMETHING PRETTY TO LOOK AT ON STAGE, MAN." "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "IT'S KIND OF DIFFICULT TO DESCRIBE" "THE GREATEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU." "I MEAN, YOU GET TO BE THIS" "AND YOU GET TO HAVE A HOT, SMOKING," "UNDER-25-YEAR-OLD GIRLFRIEND." "[....], YEAH." "AS JESSE WAITS FOR THE EAGLES' ALBUM SESSIONS TO KICK OFF," "HE FINDS OTHER WAYS FOR HIM AND TUESDAY TO AMUSE THEMSELVES." "AND ONE THING THEY'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT DOING FOR A WHILE" "IS HAVING A PHOTO SHOOT WITH LEGENDARY" "CULT PHOTOGRAPHER, FILMMAKER, AND KINDRED SPIRIT RICHARD KERN." "NOW, IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MR. KERN," "YOU KNOW THIS AIN'T GONNA BE CONVENTIONAL." "♪♪" "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]" "JUST LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN NOW." "JUST THROW YOUR AR BACK." "YEAH." "GOOD, PERFECT." "GOOD ONE." "[ LAUGHS ]" "[ SURF ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]" "IN A CORNY WAY, THIS IS THE GRAND REALIZATION" "OF EVERY FAN'S ULTIMATE DREAM." "YOU " " YOU ARE INSPIRED BY SOMETHING." "IT POSSESSES YOU." "IT PUSHES YOU IN A DIRECTION." "AND THEN YOU GET TO COME FULL CIRCLE AND MEET THE MASTER." "BUT, UNLIKE "STAR WARS," WE DON'T HAVE TO KILL OUR MASTERS." "YOU KNOW, WE GET TO HANG OUT WITH THEM, SO IT'S COOL." "I SWEAR, I LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT ALL THE TIME." "IT WAS " " IT WAS REALLY FUNNY." "YOU AND THE QUEENS." "REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU ACCIDENTALLY GAVE ME" "A DIRTY SANCHEZ?" "I WAS TRYING TO FORGET." "[ LAUGHS ]" "♪♪" "I DATED THIS FETISH ARTIST." "BUT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW ME HER MOVIES," "AND SHE HAD A LOT OF MOVIES." "AND WHEN I FINALLY SAW ONE, IT'S HER SEWING A DUDE'S BALLS" "TO HIS ABDOMEN." "OH, REALLY?" "I WAS LIKE, "YIKES."" "[ LAUGHS ]" "WHAT?" "THIS IS 40?" "WHAT?" "THIS IS 40?" "[ GASPS ]" "I'M A CATHOLIC PRIEST, TOO, THOUGH," "SO YOU KNOW THIS MAKES IT REALLY WEIRD." "IS THAT FOR REAL?" "YEAH." "THAT'S PRETTY GOOD." "IF YOU LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS " "THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HAS FOUND IT VERY INTERESTING OR WORTHY" "FOR THEM TO PURSUE THE NOTION OF GIVING PEOPLE" "OTHER THINGS TO THINK ABOUT THAN [....] LITTLE BOYS." "YEAH." "WHY THEY PICKED ME -- 'CAUSE THAT'S DEFINITELY" "GONNA MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT [....] LITTLE BOYS." "YEAH." "BUT I TAKE IT KIND OF SERIOUSLY." "I LOOK AT IT AS YOU NEED" "SPIRITUAL COUNSELING ON THE ROAD," "AND THE BEST PERSON TO HELP YOU WITH SIN IS A SINNER." "YEAH." "I REMEMBER "TWO ON THE TOWN."" "IT WAS THIS, LIKE -- IT WAS AN L.A." "BASED," "LIKE, A NEWS MAGAZINE," "AND THEY ALWAYS WERE SCARING" "THE PARENTS IN THE '80s" "ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH THE KIDS." "AND I REMEMBER THEY DID A SPECIAL " "I'LL NEVER FORGET IT -- THEY DID A SPECIAL" "ON THE PUNK-ROCK MOVEMENT," "AND THEY WERE FLASHING IMAGES OF, LIKE, SLIPPIN' IN," "AND THEN THEY MENTIONED YOU." "[ LAUGHS ]" "I'LL NEVER FORGET IT." "I MADE IT TO PUNK." "[ LAUGHS ]" "IT'S LIKE, WHENEVER I WAS A KID" "AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY, I BETTER GET HIS VIDEOS."" "I REMEMBER THAT IF YOU WANTED TO SEE A PORN," "YOU HAD TO GO IN A THEATER." "I-I FOUND THIS 16-MILLIMETER POSITIVE FILM, AND I WOULD " "AND I HAD SOME NEGATIVE, TOO," "AND I WOULD GO IN MY DARK ROOM AND PUT IT ON THE ENLARGER" "AND JERK OFF IN THE DARK ROOM." "ESPECIALLY WITH THE NEGATIVE, I'M JERKING OFF TO A NEGATIVE." "BUT THAT'S HOW HARD UP I WAS FOR PORN." "JUST STANDING THERE." "LET'S SEE WHAT YOU " "YOU WANT TO LOOK -- LOOK AND DO THE " "OH, THERE'S..." "HEY." "[ LAUGHS ]" "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH." "GOD, IT SMELLS GOOD." "HOLY SHIT." "THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF GANJA IN THERE, MAN." "OH, THAT TESTS OUT AT LIKE 24, 25% THC." "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]" "JUST DO, LIKE, THOSE CHEERIOS" "YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT." "THOSE ARE AWESOME." "THAT'S IMPRESSIVE." "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]" "THIS IS ONE OF THE COOLEST DAYS IN ROCK 'N' ROLL FOR ME." "WHENEVER MY DICK'S NOT WORKING" "OR, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT ABLE TO GET THE CHUB RIGHT," "I JUST GO OUT AND BLAST OFF A COUPLE ROUNDS OF THE OLD GUN" "AND DRIVE IN MY FERRARI." "[ GUN COCKS ]" "WHOA." "[ GUNFIRE ]" "THAT WORKED." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "[ "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL" PLAYS ]" "[ GUNSHOT ]" "[ GUNFIRE ]" "WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSICIAN WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND?" "WHAT?" "HUMLESS." "WHAT DOES A STRIPPER DO WITH HER ASSHOLE" "BEFORE SHE GOES TO WORK?" "BUYS IT A SIX PACK AND DROPS IT OFF AT PRACTICE." "HOW DO YOU GET " " HOW DO YOU GET A DRUMMER OFF YOUR FRONT PORCH?" "PAY FOR THE PIZZA AND ASK HIM TO LEAVE." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "THIS IS WHERE WE NEED TO BE NAKED?" "YEAH." "COUPLE..." "PACKAGES, YEAH." "OH, THIS IS HIGH TIMES." "OKAY." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "IT'S LIKE..." "BUT LITERALLY." "HE'S STICKING OUT." "YOUR HEAD'S IN THE SHOOT." "WELL, THERE'S NO KEEPING THAT FROM MOTHER." "THAT WAS AWESOME." "MY DICK LOOKED SO [....] BIG, DIDN'T IT?" "WAS I ROCKING BIG DICK 'CAUSE, LIKE," "THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME, OBVIOUSLY." "I'VE SEEN AN ARRAY OF DICKS, RIGHT," "AND YOURS IS ACTUALLY " "YOU HAVE A VERY BEAUTIFUL DICK," "WHAT GIRLS MIGHT SAY A BEAUTIFUL DICK." "IT'S PERFECT, AND IT'S AWESOME." "SO LOS ANGELES IS HOME NOW," "BUT JESSE IS A DESERT BOY AT HEART." "THE AREA HAS SOME PAINFUL MEMORIES FOR HIM NOW," "BUT THIS DOESN'T STOP HIM FROM GOING BACK THERE" "AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE TO VISIT HIS BELOVED MOM." "I WASN'T BORN HERE." "I, UH, I WAS BORN IN SOUTH CAROLINA." "THAT'S REALLY A VERY, VERY BIG PART OF MY LIFE." "IT WAS THE FIRST SEVEN YEARS OF MY LIFE," "BUT I WAS PULLED FROM IT AND PUT INTO AN ENVIRONMENT HERE IN 1979" "THAT, UH..." "WAS SO FOREIGN" "AND SO, SO ALIEN TO WHERE I HAD COME FROM." "LOVE THIS PHOTO RIGHT HERE." "THIS PHOTO'S AWESOME." "[ LAUGHS ]" "I LOVED ENTERTAINING IN A WAY," "BUT ONLY FOR PEOPLE THAT I LOVED." "THAT'S MY 6th BIRTHDAY," "AS YOU CAN TELL BY THE 6 CANDLE." "DUDE, I WAS ALREADY AN EXPERT AT BLOWING IT." "SEE, THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO SUCK." "THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT FITTING IN AT SCHOOL." "THAT WAS, LIKE, ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL " "THAT LOOK RIGHT THERE." "THAT'S MY MOM AND ME." "MY MOM WAS SO BEAUTIFUL." "HE LOST HIS " " A TOOTH ON THE BOTTOM." "FIRST TOOTH." "MOM, IF YOU HAVE ANY RECOLLECTIONS" "OF WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE IN MUSIC" "OR IF YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING" "SPECIAL IN MIND FOR ME." "YOU USED TO SING IN CHURCH ALL THE TIME." "YOU HAD KIND OF A "UH-AH." YOU KNOW," "A LITTLE BOY OPERA VOICE BEFORE YOUR VOICE CHANGED." "[ LAUGHS ]" "I MEAN " " NO?" "CUT THAT OUT." "[ BEEP ]" "THAT'S MY BROTHER, MY DAD, AND I." "IT'S ONE OF THE FEW TIMES WHERE IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE'S HAPPY." "MY DAD, YOU KNOW, HE, UH..." "HE'S JUST A DICK." "THIS IS THE WOMAN RIGHT HERE" "THAT ACTUALLY HELPED MY MOM ESCAPE MY DAD WHEN " "YOU KNOW, MY DAD WAS VERY " "ROCK 'N' ROLL WASN'T " "ROCK 'N' ROLL ISN'T THE BEST THING FOR PEOPLE ALWAYS." "SO MY MOM RELIED ON FRIENDS." "AND THIS WOMAN " "SHE WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN HELPING MY MOM ESCAPE " "HELPING US ESCAPE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "REALLY." "THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO LOOK AT IT." "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT." "ALL RIGHT, MOM." "I DON'T THINK ABOUT THINGS ANYMORE." "GUESS I STILL LOVE YOUR DAD." "FAIR ENOUGH." "OKAY?" "FAIR ENOUGH." "THAT'S MY POP'S FIRST BAND -- THE FABULOUS WEAPONS." "THAT'S MY POP RIGHT THERE." "THE HOT ONE." "UH, HE WAS BECOMING EXTREMELY ABUSIVE," "AND HIS EPISODES WERE INCREASING WITH SEVERITY" "TO THE POINT WHERE THEY WERE TERRIFYING." "AND I WAS A WITNESS TO IT." "I CAN ATTEST TO IT." "SO WHAT MY MOTHER DID WAS," "IS THE SAFEST POSSIBLE THING SHE COULD DO," "AT GREAT -- AT GREAT DANGER TO HERSELF," "'CAUSE MY DAD WOULD HAVE -- THE SECOND TIME WE LEFT," "IF HE HAD CAUGHT UP TO US AT THE ATLANTA AIRPORT," "HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE KILLED MY MOTHER," "WITH THE RAGE -- WITH THE RAGE." "AND HE HAD ALREADY THREATENED TO KILL HER." "HE HAD ALREADY DONE STUFF" "LIKE LOCKING HER IN A CLOSET" "AND AIMING A GUN AT HER AND THEN LAUGHING" "AND SAY IT WAS UNLOADED AND THEN PULLING THE TRIGGER" "AND BLOWING A HOLE IN THE CEILING." "SO MY MOTHER BROUGHT US HERE," "WHERE HER MOTHER WAS," "WHICH INCIDENTALLY WAS PROBABLY THE SINGLE FURTHEST PLACE" "FROM MY FATHER YOU COULD BE IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES." "AND MY DAD'S DISOBEDIENCE TO GOD AND ABANDONMENT OF FAITH" "DIDN'T SERVE HIM VERY WELL." "IT BECAME THE MODEL FOR THE LEFT TO ME." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "AND I THINK IN AN EFFORT" "TO DISCOURAGE ME FROM CHASING AFTER" "MY FATHER'S PATH IN ROCK 'N' ROLL," "MY MOTHER AGREED UPON " " THE INSTRUMENT THAT I COULD PLAY" "WHEN I FIRST STARTED TO STUDY MUSIC WAS THE FLUTE." "THAT WAS BECAUSE WE LIVED IN AN APARTMENT," "AND I WAS AFRAID THAT WE WOULD DISTURB THE NEIGHBORS." "AND I JUST WANTED YOU TO LEARN MUSIC." "SO SHE DECIDED TO DISTURB MY SEXUALITY INSTEAD." "[ SIGHS ]" "THAT'S ME IN MY UNCLE ROY'S BOOTS." "SEE, THIS IS WHEN I KNEW WHAT SHIT WAS GONNA GET DOWN." "LIKE, "CHECK THIS OUT."" "MY DICK IS GOING ALL THE WAY INTO THOSE BOOTS." "AND TO THIS DAY, MY UNCLE CALLS THEM" "HIS FAVORITE LITTLE DICK BOOTS." "HE LOVED THAT." "MAYBE THAT'S WHERE YOU FIRST STARTED GETTING LOVE OF BOOTS." "BUT, NOW, ISN'T THAT FROM YOUR..." "CHECK." "..." "ROLLERBLADING?" "[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]" "THANKS, MOM." "[ LAUGHS ]" "UH, ACTUALLY, UH, BOOTS ELECTRIC" "COMES FROM THE FACT THAT I USED TO ROLLERBLADE." "AND MY FRIENDS NICKNAMED ME "FRUIT BOOTS."" "AND WHEN WE STARTED RECORDING THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL ALBUM," "JOSHUA FELT THAT I HAD FINALLY EARNED A BETTER NICKNAME." "THANKS, MOM, FOR BRINGING THAT UP." "DID YOU HEAR MY THING ON ABORTION?" "NO, I " "MY SERMON ON ABORTION." "DO YOU EVER LISTEN TO MY RADIO SHOW?" "YES, I DO." "THE RELIGIOUS ONE, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "I WON'T " " I TRIED TO LISTEN TO THE OTHER ONE," "BUT I CAN'T TAKE IT." "UH, THE LANGUAGE IS TOO..." "TITTY!" "YEAH!" "TITTY!" "THAT'S MY DNA, Y'ALL!" "MY DOUBLE HELIX!" "TITTY!" "IF YOU CAN DENY THAT SONG," "THEN I WILL COME RIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE" "AND SUCK YOUR DICK." "THE HARDEST DICK SUCKING YOU'VE EVER H" " OH, MY GOD." "LET ME JUST GET AHOLD AND SQUOZE ON THEM NUTS" "WHILE I WORK THE SHAFT" "AND GET MY LITTLE OLD -- BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!" "GOING UP AND DOWN ON THE HEAD OF THAT BIG, OLD SHAFTED COCK." "WHOA!" "OH, MY GOD." "AND IT'S GETTING ALL READY TO BLOW." "OH, MY GOD!" "SHE'S READY TO BLOW!" "KRAKATOA, EAST OF JAVA!" "GOD DAMN!" "WHAT?" "JUST KIDDING." "ANYWAY, IT'S 11:16 P.M." "MILDLY CLOUDY IN ATWATER VILLAGE." "SO, I'M SUCKING MY BOYFRIEND'S DICK YESTERDAY," "AND I FINALLY REALIZED, "CRAZY!" "I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" "WHO THE [....] IS THIS GUY, RIGHT?"" "♪♪" "SO JESSE'S FORAY INTO THE LIFE OF A CLERGYMAN" "LED HIM TO START AN INTERNET RADIO SHOW," "WHICH, IT TURNS OUT, WAS THE PERFECT VEHICLE" "FOR A MAN WITH SOME TIME ON HIS HANDS AND A LOT" "TO SAY ABOUT EVERYTHING," "WHETHER IT'S ROCK 'N' ROLL, RELIGION," "OR ANOTHER OF HIS FAVORITE SUBJECTS " "POLITICS." "NOW, THIS IS AN AREA WHERE HIS VIEWS HAVE GOT OUR MAN" "INTO TROUBLE FROM TIME TO TIME." "BUT THAT HASN'T DAMPENED HIS FERVOR." "HELL, NO." "[ STATELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS WHERE WE'VE COME TO." "THIS IS THE DAWNING OF A NEW AGE OF POLITICS." "IT'S CALLED "[....] YOU."" "IF YOU DON'T LOVE AMERICA, [....] YOU, YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT." "BECAUSE WHAT I INTEND TO DO TO EVERYONE" "THAT TURNS THIS WORLD OVER TO THE LEFT " "AND BY THE LEFT I MEAN ANYONE WHO DOES NOT LOVE RONALD REAGAN" "AND ACCEPTS, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE SECOND AMENDMENT " "I'M GONNA BEAT THE LIVING [....] OUT OF YOU." "IN FACT, I WANT TO BE ACCUSED OF, "OH, MY GOD." "THAT'S SO CAVEMAN-LIKE." YOU KNOW WHAT?" "SUCK MY DICK." "BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A [....]." "CAVEMAN-LIKE?" "YOU CAN BELIEVE IN MAGIC TALKING MONKEYS" "WHILE I BEAT YOUR [....] HEAD INTO THE CONCRETE." "[....] YOU." "YOU ARE [....] UP THE WORLD." "DIE." "IT'S MORNING FOR US." "IT'S 8:08 AT NIGHT." "MY FRIEND DENNY HAS DECIDED TO, UH, COME BY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY." "HE'S A MELLOW GUY." "DENNY'S A REAL MELLOW GUY." "KIND OF BORING." "IT'LL PROBABLY BE QUIET AND BORING." "I LOVE YOU PEOPLE SO GOOD." "BUT AS MUCH AS I LOVE THE PEOPLE," "I LOVE MY FRIENDS," "AND TODAY IS AN INTERESTING DAY," "BECAUSE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT DENNY KIRKWOOD" "HAS TURNED 46 YEARS OLD." "I GOT IN SOME TROUBLE BEFORE I GOT HERE," "BUT IT'S JUST THE START OF IT, IT'S ALL RIGHT." "SAFE." "I SHOULD WASH MY FACE." "IT'S MY BLOOD." "I'M GONNA BE LOUD." "I'M GONNA BE CRAZY." "JUST KNOW THAT, TRUST ME, WE MIGHT GO TO JAIL," "BUT I'M GONNA TRY NOT TO." "I'VE NEVER BEEN." "THIS WILL KILL ANYBODY." "FEEL HOW HARD IT IS." "THAT IS A WEAPON." "OW!" "IT HURTS." "I'M STARTING TURBAN OUTFITTERS" "FOR THE MUSLIM HIPSTER." "YOU CAN THROW THIS IN AT ANY GIVEN POINT," "IT'LL STICK IN." "I GET REALLY GAY ON MY BIRTHDAY." "CRAZY BUT GAY." "SO WE DIDN'T GO TO JAIL." "I'VE GOT A POLICE INTERCEPTOR WITH COPS, LITERALLY." "JESSE, I THINK THERE'S ONE OTHER GUY." "HIS NAME IS JOHNNY." "HE'S MISSING HIS TEETH." "HE'S SOFT." "TAKE HIM DOWN." "TAKE HIM DOWN QUICK." "WHAT?" "THIS IS WHAT?" "I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE I'M REALLY [....] UP, MOM," "BUT I'M NOT." "I'M JUST EXCITED." "LOOK ME UP." "I'VE DONE MOVIES." "I'VE BEEN SHOT." "I'VE KILLED SEVEN PEOPLE." "I'VE DONE IT." "IT'S NO BIG DEAL." "BABY, HE'S TALKING SHIT." "THAT AIN'T SHIT!" "TITTY!" "WHAT YOU DOING, OBAMA?" "YOU GOT DEEP IN IT." "I'VE BEEN THAT DEEP, SHOOK UP." "LIKE WASN'T SURE IT WAS REAL." "I WAS LIKE, "HMM." IT REALLY LIKE " " IT REALLY " "IT [....] THREW ME." "IT WAS GOOD." "I NEEDED THAT." "[ SOBBING ]" "OH, BOY." "ANYWAY." "I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO [....] UP." "YEAH, GOT A DICK IN MY MOUTH." "BIG DEAL!" "I DON'T THINK WE CAN GET ANY MORE WEIRD." "[ CHANTING ]" "WE ENDED UP GETTING UNBELIEVABLY COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRUGS" "ALL THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT FROM A VARIETY OF WEIRD SOURCES." "IT IS THE MAN'S BIRTHDAY." "I'M READY TO [....] KILL HIM." "[ GUN COCKS ]" "I'M READY TO KILL THE MAN" "RIGHT HERE LIVE ON AIR." "AAH!" "YOU WANT TO DANCE?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "THE GUN SITUATION IS REALLY A BIG DEAL RIGHT NOW IN AMERICA," "AND IT SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYTHING'S [....]." "HONESTLY, IF WE LOSE GUNS IN AMERICA," "IT WOULD BE THE LYNCH PIN OF DISASTER." "IT ABSOLUTELY WOULD." "I HONESTLY FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A PLACE IN HOLLYWOOD" "WHERE, IF I REALLY SAID WHAT I BELIEVED," "I'D BE PUNISHED FOR IT." "I DON'T BELIEVE IT'S GOOD TO LIE." "I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BEAR FALSE WITNESS." "I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD STEAL." "I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD [....] YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WIFE." "THAT DICTATES MY POLITICS." "GOD MADE MEN AND WOMEN." "SAM COLT MADE THEM EQUAL." "THAT'S JUST THE [....] REALITY OF LIFE." "[ WHISTLING ]" "[ GUNSHOT ]" "I'LL DO ANYTHING," "INCLUDING GIVE UP MY OWN LIFE, IF I HAVE TO," "TO PROTECT MY LIBERTY." "I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO." "I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING FOR FREEDOM." "I DON'T LIKE SHOOTING -- THAT AIN'T PROPER GUN SAFETY" "TO BE SHOOTING WHILE YOU'RE TALKING." "PUT ANOTHER ROUND INTO CHINA." "[ GUNSHOT ]" "♪ WAY DOWN YONDER IN A HOLLER TREE ♪" "♪ AN OWL AND A BAT AND A BUMBLEBEE ♪" "I GOT SHOT." "SEE IT?" "AND A FIGHT BROKE OUT BETWEEN SOME GANGSTERS," "AND I JUST GOT HIT WITH THE WRONG END OF A DEUCE DEUCE," "AND THAT TAUGHT ME A BIG, POWERFUL LESSON." "IT WASN'T THE GUNS THAT HURT ME." "IT WAS BAD BEHAVIOR AND THE INABILITY" "TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOURSELF." "IF IT HADN'T HAVE BEEN A GUN, IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A CAR." "IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A [....] KNIFE OR A BASEBALL BAT." "♪ KITCHIE KITCHIE KI-ME-O ♪ [ GUNSHOT ]" "[ WHISTLING ]" "THIS IS JUST GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED AMERICAN FUN." "WE'RE NOT HURTING NOBODY." "[ GUNSHOT ]" "[ GUNSHOT ]" "SEE, THAT'S RIGHT OVER MY BEATING HEART." "RIGHT OVER MY BEATING HEART." "CHARLTON HESTON IS MY PRESIDENT." "MY WHOLE LIFE WAS GENERATED TOWARDS GETTING INTO POLITICS," "AND I HAD A PLAN TO WORK ON SOME CAMPAIGNS," "GET ELECTED TO STATE ASSEMBLY," "THEN GET ELECTED TO THE STATE SENATE," "AND FROM THERE BECOME " "WORK ON GETTING MYSELF ELECTED TO THE CONGRESS." "FROM CONGRESS, LEAPFROG INTO THE SENATE." "INTO THE SENATE, I WANTED TO GO FOR THE PRESIDENCY," "AND I NEVER FELT LIKE I COULDN'T ACHIEVE THAT." "IF I GOT ELECTED TO OFFICE," "I WOULD HAVE A MANDATED FOUR-DAY BLACKOUT ON TELEVISION." "[....] 'EM, AND IF TV DOESN'T LIKE IT," "THAT THEY CAN'T [....] PSYCHOLOGICALLY MANIPULATE US" "AND MAKE US FEEL SCARED IF WE DON'T HAVE A NEW iPOD" "FOUR DAYS A WEEK," "THEN I GUESS THEY WON'T GET THAT." "AND IF WE REALLY GIVE A [....] ABOUT FAMILIES," "I WOULD IMMEDIATELY ADJUST THE TAX STRUCTURE " "IMMEDIATELY ADJUST IT TO MAKE IT AFFORDABLE" "FOR MOMS TO STAY AT HOME AND NOT HAVE TO WORK AT ALL." "[....] ALL THAT." "WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS " "EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO BACK THE [....] TO CHURCH, LIKE NOW." "EVERYONE CAN BE FORGIVEN." "THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE," "AND THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE " "BE ABLE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING," "BECAUSE I KNOW I'M NOT WORTHY OF SHIT." "I'M NOT WORTHY OF ANYTHING, LEAST OF ALL ANY FORGIVENESS." "I HAVEN'T BEEN A GOOD -- I HAVEN'T REALLY LIVED..." "IN THE WAY THAT I KNOW IS RIGHT," "AND THAT'S WHAT THE PROBLEM WITH AMERICA IS." "I GUESS IF I RAN FOR OFFICE, I WOULD HAVE TO FIX THAT," "LIKE, RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE." "AND ON THAT, I WOULD WALK AWAY FROM THE PLATFORM" "AND LET THEM VOTE FOR ME." "♪♪" "SO, IT'S FINALLY TIME TO ASSEMBLE THE TROOPS" "AND GET BACK TO THE DAY JOB." "EAGLES OF DEATH METAL ARE PLAYING FIVE SHOWS IN FOUR DAYS" "AT ONE OF THE GREATEST MUSIC FESTIVALS ON THE PLANET." "SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST IN AUSTIN IS AN ANNUAL CARNIVAL OF MUSIC" "AND GENERAL GOOD TIME ROCK-'N'" "ROLL BEHAVIOR." "AM I GONNA, LIKE, BE ON TV OR SOMETHING OR NOT?" "AM I ON TV?" "HEY, MOM!" "HEY, DAD!" "TITTY!" "TITTY!" "THANKS FOR GIVING ME MY GREAT BOOBS." "MOST BANDS HEAD STRAIGHT FOR THE BAR ON ARRIVAL." "BUT GIVEN JESSE'S NEW PRIORITIES," "HE IMMEDIATELY HUNTS DOWN THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN" "TO SEE THE NEW POPE GET ANNOUNCED..." "AND DO A BIT OF SHOPPING WHILST HE'S THERE." "[ CROWD CHEERING ]" "[ SPEAKING IN ITALIAN ]" "LET US PRAY IN SILENCE YOUR PRAYER TO ME." "ALMIGHTY GOD, THE FATHER, THE SON," "AND THE HOLY SPIRIT DESCENDS ON YOU..." "THE NEW POPE HAS BEEN NAMED, AND HE'S PRAYING." "I LOVE THE WAY THAT'S FITTED." "BUT THEN AGAIN," "THAT'S COMING FROM A ROCK-'N'" "ROLL PERSPECTIVE," "AND I'M WONDERING IF BECAUSE OF WHAT I DO ON STAGE," "I SHOULD APPROACH IT FROM MORE AN ANGLE OF HUMILITY." "DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?" "HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE?" "'CAUSE YOUR CUSTOM -- THEY USUALLY " "THOSE ARE ABOUT 8 TO 12 WEEKS." "DO YOU LIKE ROCK 'N' ROLL?" "I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL." "YOU GOT TO COME SEE US." "I'M IN A BAND CALLED EAGLES OF DEATH METAL," "BUT IT'S CLASSIC ROCK." "HOLY MOLY!" "NO!" "THAT'S WHERE I REMEMBER YOU FROM." "HOLY CRAP." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OH, THANKS, MAN." "THAT REALLY IS " "THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME." "DUDE." "SO YOU'RE MY GUEST TONIGHT." "OH!" "YOU'RE MY GUEST AT EVERY SHOW BECAUSE YOU " " US CATHOLICS" "HAVE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER, MY FRIEND." "AMEN TO THAT." "DEFINITELY." "I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU FROM SOMEWHERE." "OH!" "SO, I'LL LET YOU IN ON WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON." "THE CHURCH, ESSENTIALLY, IS " "IT'S GOT SOME OUTREACH THAT'S TRYING TO CHANGE " "LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF BAD PRESS." "LET'S FACE IT." "RECRUITING PEOPLE FROM THE SECULAR WORLD" "WHO ARE CONSERVATIVE OR CHRISTIAN ORIENTED LIKE ME" "IS KIND OF THEIR WAY OF GOING, "OKAY."" "SO I WAS ORDAINED IN THE ORDER OF ST." "FRANCIS," "ESSENTIALLY JUST TO KIND OF BE LIKE" "A MISSIONARY IN THE ROCK-'N'" "ROLL WORLD." "JOSHUA HAS BEEN THE MOST SUPPORTIVE," "INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH." "HE ALSO SHARES A LOT OF MY BACKGROUND." "I THINK WHEN MY FRIENDS SEE THE SERIOUSNESS" "WITH WHICH I TAKE IT AND THE FACT THAT I'M NOT" "TRYING TO FORCE IT IN ANYONE'S FACE, YOU KNOW " "THIS ISN'T ABOUT TRYING TO, LIKE, HAVE A CRUSADE." "THIS IS JUST ABOUT ME PERSONALLY TRYING TO MAKE SURE" "THAT WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS, I GOT A CHAIR TO SIT DOWN ON," "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "ALICE COOPER " " HE'S THE DEACON OF HIS CHURCH IN ARIZONA." "HIS FATHER ACTUALLY WAS A BAPTIST MINISTER." "HIS REAL NAME IS VINCENT FURNIER." "BUT EVERY SUNDAY, HE'S IN CHURCH WITH HIS FAMILY." "AND ON HIS TOUR BUS," "THERE'S NO CUSSING, NO DRINKING, NO DRUGS, NOTHING." "IF YOU CUSS, YOU'RE THROWN OFF THE TOUR BUS." "YET HE'S STILL ALICE COOPER, AND HE GOES ONSTAGE," "AND HE'S, YOU KNOW, "BILLION DOLLAR BABIES,"" "AND I THINK HE'S A GREAT EXAMPLE" "OF KIND OF HOW TO PULL THAT OFF." "ELVIS " " I MEAN, COME ON, DUDE." "THE KING OF ROCK 'N' ROLL DID MORE " "MADE MORE GOSPEL ALBUMS THAN HE MADE ROCK-'N'" "ROLL ALBUMS." "NOW, I WANT TO GET BUSY DOING SOME OF THE " " YOU KNOW," "LIKE THAT KIND OF STUFF." "[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "WITH HIS NEW ROBES PURCHASED," "JESSE MOVES ON TO HIS OTHER CALLING IN LIFE " "WHIPPING CROWDS INTO A SWEATY FEVER" "VIA THE UNHOLY SPIRIT OF ROCK 'N' ROLL." "I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M BAD NEWS?" "I'M A SWEETHEART." "I'M A GOOD, OLD CHRISTIAN BOY WITH A GREAT MAMA."" "AND THEY'D BE LIKE, "HELL, NO, THE BOY'S BAD NEWS,"" "IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT THEY'D SAY THAT ABOUT LITTLE, OLD ME." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THEY WOULD SAY I WAS BAD NEWS." "CAN YOU DIG IT?" "IS EVERYBODY HERE STILL HAVING A GOOD TIME?" "[ CROWD CHEERING ]" "IS EVERYBODY HERE STILL HAVING A GOOD TIME?" "THIS AIN'T NO [....] HOLLYWOOD." "ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?" "!" "[ CHEERING INTENSIFIES ]" "[ "I WANT YOU SO HARD (BOY'S BAD NEWS)" PLAYS ]" "♪ I WANT YOU SO HARD, I WANT YOU SO GOOD ♪" "♪ NOW, CAN YOU TRUST ME, YES, YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD ♪" "♪ MY FRIENDS ARE TALKIN', AND THEY'RE TELLIN' YOU ♪" "♪ LEAVE HIM ALONE 'CAUSE THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪" "♪ MY FRIENDS ARE TALKIN' AND THEY'RE TELLIN' YOU ♪" "♪ JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE 'CAUSE IT'S JUST BAD NEWS ♪" "[ GUITAR SOLO ]" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH, THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH, THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH, THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH, THE BOY'S BAD NEWS, HUH ♪" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪" "THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪" "THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!" "RIGHT." "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪" "THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪" "THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪" "THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪" "THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪" "THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!" "♪ OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH ♪" "THE BOY'S BAD NEWS!" "♪ THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪" "♪ THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪" "♪ THE BOY'S BAD NEWS ♪" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[....], YES!" "SEE THAT?" "40. 40!" "♪ WHAT" "♪ HE'S ALL RIGHT ♪" "♪ WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT JESUS?" "♪" "AAH!" "♪ HE'S ALL RIGHT ♪" "♪ YEAH, HE'S ALL RIGHT ♪" "IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS, WE HAVE, LIKE," "BASICALLY AN OPEN-AIR FESTIVAL." "IN MY SPIRITUAL FORM, I WILL INGEST THE BODY OF CHRIST." "IN MY HUMAN, OR QUASI-HUMAN FORM," "I WILL INGEST..." "THE BODY OF THE NIGHT." "♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪" "♪ YEAH, GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪" "♪ OH, YEAH, HE'S ALL RIGHT ♪" "♪ YEAH, HE'S ALL RIGHT ♪" "SO, FINALLY," "WITH SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST OUT OF THE WAY" "AND JOSH BACK FROM THE EUROPEAN FESTIVALS," "IT'S TIME FOR THE TWO OF THEM TO GET THE ALBUM STARTED." "NOW, JESSE DOESN'T LIKE TO TURN UP" "TO NEW SESSIONS EMPTY HANDED," "SO HE'S WORKING ON A LITTLE GIFT FOR HIS BEST BUDDY BABY DUCK." "SO, JOSHUA AND I LOVE CHESS," "AND I FOUND THIS REALLY WEIRD PIECE OF MARBLE," "SO I CARVED IT ALL UP." "JOSHUA NORMALLY WINS, THOUGH I NORMALLY CONQUER." "IT'S LIKE GOLF." "ANYONE WHO'S ACTUALLY GOOD AT GOLF IS A DICK." "WE START RECORDING TODAY." "INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, 10 YEARS TO THE DAY," "WE STARTED AT ALLEN STUDIO FROM OUR VERY FIRST RECORDING." "♪♪" "WE'RE HEADED TO PINK DUCK, JOSHUA'S BEAUTIFUL STUDIO." "OH, ARE YOU [....] JOKING ME?" "[ HORN HONKS ]" "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HEAD FOR THE TOP" "IN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE, MAN." "AND THAT'S THE TRUTH." "BUT IN THIS BUSINESS," "IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I TRY TO DO." "I STARTED AT THE TOP " "GOD BLESS JOSHUA HOMME " "AND I JUST WANTED TO GO RIGHT FOR THE GRAB." "[ DRUMS PLAY ]" "[....] YEAH." "THAT'S COOL." "IT'S ALMOST, LIKE, FALLS IN." "WE'LL GO LIKE..." "IS IT TOO SLOW?" "NO, IT'S PERFECT." "AND THEN IT GOES RIGHT INTO THE CHORUS AND OUT." "IT'S [....] RAD." "OKAY, SO, THEN FROM THERE," "IT WOULD JUST GO TO THE CHORUS." "YEAH, LET'S TRY IT FROM THE TOP AGAIN." "OKAY." "JOSHUA AND I HAVE KNOWN WE WERE GONNA MAKE THIS ALBUM FOR YEARS." "IF WE WERE DRUG DEALERS, WE WOULD BE THE DRUG DEALER" "THAT YOU WOULD OVERDOSE EVERY TIME YOU BOUGHT OUR DRUGS" "BECAUSE IT WOULD BE THAT GOOD -- T.G." "SO THAT'S, LIKE, THE STANDARD WE HAVE FOR MUSIC." "BUT REALLY, SINCE I'M ONLY STEALING" "FROM THE BEST ALBUMS EVER MADE, TECHNICALLY," "I ALWAYS WRITE THE GREATEST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME." "NOW, A BEAUTIFUL ARTIST LIKE JOSHUA IS GOING TO HAVE" "THAT FACT REFLECTED IN HIS BEAUTIFUL TASTE." "SO WE'VE GOT A SELECTION OF ARTWORK, SOME OF WHICH I MADE." "THAT'S MY PORTRAIT OF JOSHUA." "I LOVE IT." "HEY, I'M HORNY TODAY." "[ LAUGHS ]" "I'M FEELING A LITTLE HORNY." "[ DRUMS AND GUITAR PLAYING ]" "THAT'S GONNA BE [....] COOL WHEN WE GET THAT WORKED OUT." "I DON'T THINK I SHOULD PLAY ANYTHING." "I THINK YOU CAN JUST HANG A NOTE." "[ IMITATES GUITAR ] AND THEN GO..." "SO, TOMORROW, LIKE, IF IT'S EARLY," "WE'LL WORK ON A COUPLE MORE THINGS SOUND-WISE." "LIKE, WE'LL PUT SOME TRIGGER STUFF UP" "SO WE CAN PUT SOME WEIRD -- LIKE, TAKE THE ACTUAL DEMO," "THE [BREATHES HEAVILY] THAT STUFF WE DID." "SO I'LL BE PLAYING TO THAT SOUND" "WITH THAT COUPLE, COLORFUL THINGS." "THIS IS, LIKE, REALLY THE ONLY TIME" "I EVER GET TO BE WITH MY BEST FRIEND." "I DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS, AND JOSHUA'S LIKE MY BROTHER." "HE'S ONE OF THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST IN THIS WORLD." "[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "THE STORY OF HOW TUESDAY AND I MET " "IT'S ACTUALLY A BEAUTIFUL, ROMANTIC STORY." "YOU'RE SO MEAN!" "I'M NOT A PIECE OF STEAK." "HELLO." "WHAT HAVE WE HERE?" "SHE IS NOT ONLY AS PRETTY AS A PICTURE," "BUT SHE HAS A NICE FRAME, TOO." "I WAS AT A PARTY," "AND I HAD ASKED ONE OF MY FRIENDS" "TO COME AND PICK ME UP." "AND SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD BRING ONE OF HER FRIENDS," ""HE'S IN A BAND CALLED EAGLES OF DEATH METAL." "YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD IT."" "I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT GETTING IN THE CAR," "AND..." "I FINALLY DID." "I'M GLAD I DID, THOUGH." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "I'M REALLY GLAD I DID." "IT ALMOST SEEMS LIKE THE INEVITABLE" "ROCK 'N' ROLL SUCCESS CLICHE IN A WAY," "BUT..." "YOU GET TO BE MY AGE," "AND THE YOU GET TO FIND AN ANGEL HALF YOUR AGE" "WHO REALLY, REALLY LOVES YOU" "AND WHOM YOU REALLY LOVE." "THIS IS THE LONGEST RELATIONSHIP I'VE ER BEEN IN." "AND I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WI AON" "WHO'S ALMOST IDENTICAL TO ME." "I THINK WE'VE ONLY SPENT ABOUT EIGHT DAYS APART" "SINCE WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER." "WE LIKE TO RELATE OUR LOVE STORY" "TO LUX AND POISON IVY." "YEAH, YEAH." "WE TOTALLY..." "YEAH, MY HERO LOVE RELATIONSHIP" "IS LUX AND POISON IVY FROM THE CRAMPS." "HE PICKED HER UP HITCHHIKING IN 1974," "AND THE NEVER SPENT A DAY APART UNTIL THE DAY HE DIED." "AND I THINK THAT'S SO AWESOME." "IT'S BEAUTIFUL." "MY EMOTIONS ARE SPINNING LIKE A TOP." "I THINK WE MUTUALLY RESCUED ONE ANOTHER." "I MEAN, WE WERE BOTH IN THE ADULT BUSINESS" "AT THE TIME AND THE SKIN TRADE." "AND THE SKIN TRADE WILL KILL YOU ON THE INSIDE." "IT WILL KILL YOU." "I WAS WILD AND JUST DIDN'T GIVE A [....] ABOUT ANYTHING." "AND THE NOT-GIVING-A-[....] ATTITUDE" "ONLY GOES SO FAR BEFORE IT BECOMES SELF-DESTRUCTIVE." "I HAVE NO PROBLEM WATCHING LITTLE ANGELS" "THAT I DON'T LOVE OR CARE ABOUT GO TO HELL." "BUT I LOVE AND CARE ABOUT TUESDAY," "AND I DID NOT WANT TO LET HER GO TO HELL." "AND BECAUSE MY FAITH IS SUCH" "THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTE BELIEF IN IT," "I KNOW THAT THE PATH THAT SHE WAS ON WOULD LEAD TO HELL." "YOU PAINT 1,000 PICTURES, YOU'RE NEVER KNOWN TO BE AN ARTIST." "YOU SUCK ONE DICK, YOU'RE KNOWN AS A FAGGOT FOR LIFE." "AND I DON'T MEAN THAT AS AN ANTI-GAY THING." "I'M JUST STAYING -- I MEAN THAT IS HOW LIFE WORKS." "I THINK YOU [....] FOR MONEY, YOU'RE A WHORE." "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT YOU BECOME." "IF I WOULD HAVE KEPT ON GOING ON WITH IT," "IT WOULD HAVE AFFECTED MY REPUTATION SO MUCH SO" "THAT I COULDN'T DEVELOP SOMETHING WITH MUSIC OR ART," "BECAUSE I WOULD FOREVER BE KNOWN AS THAT PORN STAR." "LIKE, I'M NOT SAYING I'M GONNA EVER GONNA " "YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE, WRITING IT OFF OR SOMETHING." "LIKE, I DON'T THINK I'M A DUBOIS GIRL ANYMORE, THOUGH." "WELL, AFTER ALL," "A GOOD RELATIONSHIP IS REALLY WHAT COUNTS." "GOING OUT WITH GIRLS IS FUN." "I MEAN, HONESTLY, IT'S THE FIRST GIRL" "I'VE HAD SEX WITH WHO'S REALLY BEEN MY FRIEND." "MAYBE THIS WILL HELP." "THE VAGINA." "THAT'S NOT ALL YOU GO OUT WITH GIRLS FOR, IS IT?" "NO, YOU'RE RIGHT." "HERE'S THE BUTTOCKS." "I WANT TO KNOCK THIS GIRL UP AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE." "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KNOCK HIM UP FOR, LIKE," "THE PAST THREE YEARS, AND IT'S LIKE..." "BUTT BABIES DON'T SEEM TO WORK TOO WELL." "'CAUSE WHAT HAPPENS IS, SHE'LL PUMP" "SOME LOVE JUICE UP MY BACKDOOR CAN ACTION" "WITH THIS, LIKE, DEVICE." "SO SHE GOES BLBLBLBLBL!" "AND SHE GETS ME ALL, "WHAT'S UP," "WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S UP?"" "AND I'M LIKE, "OW!" "OW!"" "AND SHE PAINTS TITTIES ON MY BACK" "BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO GO "LESBO-STYLE."" "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS." "CAN YOU IMAGINE THE BEAUTIFUL BABIES WE'D HAVE?" "CAN YOU IMAGINE THOSE BEAUTIFUL, HOT, LITTLE HALF-LATINA," "HALF-LATYNA BABIES." "BOOM, BOOM, AFTER I SMACK THEM." "BA-BAM!" "PUMP THAT BABY MAKER." "BA-BOOM, BOOM!" "BOOM!" "THEY WOULD ALREADY HAVE MUSTACHES ON THEM." "YEAH, AND IF THEY'RE CHICKS, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE" "BIG, OLD TITTIES!" "I THINK SHE CAN PUMP OUT FIVE." "AND I LIKE TO USE THE WORD "PUMP OUT"" "SO IT MAKES HER FEEL AND ACT AND LOOK" "LIKE A [....]MACHINE THAT ISN'T HUMAN." "'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY TREAT WOMEN EQUALLY," "IS TO MAKE SURE THEY KNOW" "THAT THEY'RE JUST [....] MACHINES TO BE [....]." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "WELL, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY, FELLAS." "LET'S GET OUT TO PRACTICE, HUH?" "♪♪" "GOOD RUNS?" "YEAH, IT SOUNDS BETTER." "IS IT ON?" "THAT'S PRETTY GOOD." "THAT'S ALMOST GNARLIER, BUT THAT'S WRONG." "[ DRUMS AND GUITAR PLAYING ] -[ BEATBOXING ]" "♪ MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN' AND MY MOUTH IS DRY ♪" "♪ WALKED AWAY FROM ME, HONEY, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY ♪" "♪ YOU DON'T KNOW, BABY, YOU DON'T SEE ♪" "♪ THAT I WAS MADE FOR YOU AND YOU WERE MADE FOR ME ♪" "♪ SAID I CAN'T STOP THINKING HOW I LET YOU GO ♪" "♪ LAYING IT ALL ON THE LINE, I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW ♪" "♪ NOW I CALL YOU UP, I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE ♪" "♪ WHEN I PUSH THE BUTTON, MY HANDS START SHAKING ♪" "OKAY, ONE MORE TIME." "SORRY." "OOH." "[ FEEDBACK ]" "WHAT THE [....]?" "THEMIKEFELL OUT OF THE STAND." "DON'T TALK." "[....] THIS." "[ FEEDBACK STOPS ]" "WELL, THAT'S IT." "WE CAN GO." "[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]" "WE'RE DONE HERE." "THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO SAY." "IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON." "HAVE WE GIVEN ANY THOUGHT" "TO WHAT WE WANT TO CALL THIS RECORD?" "WE HAD A COUPLE OF IDEAS." "STYLUS INTERRUPTUS." "I REALLY LIKE THAT ONE." "BUT WE'VE HAD SUCH GOOD ALBUM TITLES." "NOT TO TOOT OUR OWN HORN, BUT BEEP!" ""PEACE LOVE AND DEATH METAL."" "AND THEN THE BEST OF ALL IS "DEATH BY SEXY."" ""DEATH BY SEXY" IS REALLY STRONG." "YOU BEEN SENTENCED TO DEATH BY SEXY." "THEN "HEART ON."" "WHAT?" "HARD ON?" ""HEART ON."" "NOT "HARD ON" THAT'S GROSS." ""LADIES ONLY" IS WHAT I WOULD ADD." "SO THE ALBUM COVER WOULD SAY "LADIES ONLY,"" "LIKE, IN NEON, LIKE IT'S THE SIGN FOR A CLUB," "AND THERE'S A BIG LINE OF GIRLS WAITING TO GET IN THE CLUB," "AND YOU AND ME ARE JUST IN DRAG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LINE," "BUT WITH OUR BEARDS AND EVERYTHING, LIKE, "WHAT?"" "CRAZER BEAM." "CRAZER BEAM?" "OR AMAZER BEAM." "AMAZER BEAM." "CRAZER BEAM IS REALLY GOOD." "CRAZER BEAM IS GREAT" "BECAUSE WE CAN DO THE LIGHTING BOLTS." "CRAZER BEAM IS [....] SICK." "YEAH, CRAZER BEAM WOULD BE GOOD AFTER "HEART ON."" "I THINK IT'S [....] AWESOME." "CRAZER BEAM IS VERY..." "AND WE'RE BOTH, LIKE, LOCKED IN THIS BEAM." "YEAH, LIKE AAAHHHH." "YEAH, AND I CAN PROVE THIS WITH THE MATH " "I CAN SHOW MY WORK -- THAT THE GNARLIEST," "MOST CONTROVERSIAL ALBUM TITLE OF ALL JUST SAYS "VAGINA."" "IF YOU WERE LIKE, "HAVE YOU HEARD" "THE NEW EAGLES OF DEATH METAL RECORD, VAGINA?"" "LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT " "ESPECIALLY YOU GUYS OVER THERE." "I KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET THERE." "[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]" "SO, WITH THE ALBUM" "REALLY STARTING TO COME TOGETHER," "THERE'S ANOTHER DAY TRIP FOR JESSE AND HIS EAGLES" "AS THEY HEAD TO ST." "LOUIS FOR A ONE-OFF EVENING" "OF LIVE MUSICAL AND SPIRITUAL ENTERTAINMENT UNDER THE STARS." "[ CROWD CHEERING ]" "IS EVERYBODY READY" "TO BECOME POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF ROCK 'N' ROLL?" "[ CHEERING INTENSIFIES ]" "♪♪" "♪ WHEN I FEEL LIKE I GET TOO CLOSE ♪" "♪ I PUT YOU RIGHT DOWN ♪" "♪ I NEVER REALLY LEAVE, I JUST SLIP AWAY ♪" "♪ I ONLY WANT YOU ♪" "♪ I ONLY WANT YOU ♪" "♪ I ONLY WANT YOU, OOH ♪" "♪ I ONLY WANT YOU ♪" "♪ I ONLY WANT YOU ♪" "♪ I ONLY WANT YOU, OOH ♪" "♪ I ONLY WANT YOU ♪" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "THANK YOU!" "GOOD NIGHT!" "NOW, IT'S BEEN HINTED AT BEFORE," "BUT IT'S TIME TO COME TO TACKLE THIS FINAL PIECE OF THE JIGSAW." "BEHIND THE JOY OF HIS MUSICAL SUCCESS" "AND HIS LOVE LIFE LIES A DEEP, CORROSIVE PAIN." "JESSE HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO SEE HIS TEENAGE SON" "FOR OVER TWO YEARS," "AND EVERY VISIT TO THE DESERT REMINDS HIM" "OF THIS HUGE, PAINFUL HOLE IN HIS LIFE." "HEY, MOM." "HI, HONEY." "I'M GONNA DROP SOME STUFF IN THE GARAGE" "FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK." "OKAY." "OKAY, BABY, I LOVE YOU." "HEY, MAMA." "MWAH!" "MOM'S GARAGE IS ALWAYS FOR STORAGE." "EVERYBODY PUTS STUFF IN HERE." "THIS IS MOST OF MINE AND MY BROTHER'S OLD HOUSES." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ON THIS CASSETTE." "IT COULD BE AMAZING ROCK 'N' ROLL" "FROM MY PAST." "AHA!" "OH, YOU STILL HAVE THAT?" "YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF DAD I AM?" "I'M THE KIND OF DAD THAT," "ON HIS WAY TO GET A REPLACEMENT FOR A PASSPORT," "THE CAR HE'S IN GETS SMASHED BY A TRANSFER TRUCK." "I MANAGED TO UNBUCKLE MYSELF, JUMP ON TOP OF MY SON." "I GOT SPEARED IN THE BACK -- THESE ARE THE BLOOD STAINS " "BY A PIECE OF METAL THAT FLEW OFF THE CAR" "AND STUCK AND SPEARED ME IN THE BACK." "AND I STOPPED HIM FROM GETTING KILLED." "REMEMBER THAT?" "YEAH." "AND WHAT DID MY EX-WIFE TRY TO DO" "AFTER I ALMOST GOT KILLED SAVING OUR SON?" "TAKE HIM AWAY." "SHE CALLED THE COLTON POLICE" "AND SAID THAT I WAS KIDNAPPING HIM." "ALMOST EVERY SONG I'VE EVER WRITTEN," "I RUN IT BY HER FIRST." "YEAH." "A LOT OF MY DEMOS," "LIKE WHEN I WAS WRITING "CHEAP THRILLS,"" "MOM'S SINGING BACKUP." "BUT, SEE, THE REASON I LOVE MUSIC SO MUCH IS 'CAUSE" "WHEN MY MOM AND DAD DIVORCED, MUSIC WAS KIND OF OUR ESCAPE." "YEAH." "YOU KNOW, IN ROCK 'N' ROLL," "EVERYTHING ISN'T ALWAYS EASY." "THIS SITUATION WITH MY SON, YOU KNOW," "IF THERE'S ANYTHING THAT CAN BE LEARNED" "FROM ALLOWING PEOPLE TO SEE INTO OUR LIVES," "IT'S THAT DIVORCE AND THE LITTLE DECISIONS YOU MAKE" "THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO, ARE SPITEFUL." "AND THEY CAN RIP THINGS APART." "DIVORCE IS EVIL." "IT CAN RIP PEOPLE APART." "I WENT TO A REHAB, AND I REMEMBER TELLING MY MOM," ""THIS IS GONNA [....] ME." "HAVING TO GO TO REHAB IS GONNA [....] ME."" "AND IT'S WHAT THEY USED, DID IT NOT?" "I WANTED MY SON IN COUNSELING," "I GOT HIM TAKEN TO BETTY FORD CENTER," "AND MY EX-WIFE WENT WITH HIM EVERY TIME." "AND THEN, MICAH, THE LAST WORDS HE SAID TO ME WERE, "DAD," "I'M SORRY, PLEASE DON'T CRY."" "REMEMBER?" ""I'M SORRY, DAD, PLEASE DON'T CRY."" "THOSE WERE HIS LAST WORDS TO ME." "HE KNEW WHAT HAD HAPPENED." "BUT..." "IT'S OKAY, MOM." "IT'S OKAY." "[ CRYING ]" "BYE, SON." "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH." "I MISS YOU AND EVERYTHING." "I CRY ALL THE TIME." "I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK." "MOMS ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO ROCK 'N' ROLL," "NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE THINKS." "EVERY TIME I GO SEE MY MOM NOW," "I'M JUST REMINDED OF THIS HORRIBLE THING." "THIS DRIVE IS KIND OF WHERE I," "LIKE, UNWIND AND GET INTO THE ZONE." "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "THIS IS THE COURTHOUSE." "SPENT A LOT OF TIME THERE OVER THE COURSE OF SEVERAL YEARS." "ROCK 'N' ROLL HAS ITS GOOD AND ITS BAD." "YOU DO AN APPEARANCE ON JAY LENO," "AND PEOPLE SOMETIMES CAN THINK YOU DRIVE A LIMO" "TO EVERYWHERE YOU GO AND HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS" "TO THROW AWAY AT ALL TIMES, INCLUDING YOUR EX-WIVES." "AND ONE OF THE MOST PRECIOUS THINGS IN MY LIFE, MY SON HAS BEEN [....] WITH ON AN UNPRECEDENTED LEVEL" "JUST BY STUPIDITY." "I'VE HAD SOME OF THE WORST AND MOST HORRIFIC MOMENTS" "OF MY LIFE IN THERE." "MY OWN LAWYER WAS LIKE, "THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE."" "IT MADE IT ESSENTIALLY A CRIME" "FOR ME TO BE IN ANY CONTACT WITH MY SON" "WITH NO AVENUE OR PRESCRIPTION FOR HOW TO RECOVER, YOU KNOW?" "THAT'S UNHEARD OF IN FAMILY LAW." "IT WAS ALMOST LIKE SOMEBODY MADE AN AGREEMENT TO CUT ME OUT." "I FEEL LIKE I'VE HAD A WHOLE PIECE OF MY HEART CUT OUT" "BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO BE A DAD," "YOU KNOW?" "IT WAS HELL." "IT'S STILL HELL." "I LOVE MY SON MORE THAN ANYTHING." "[ Voice breaking ] I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A DAD," "AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE MARRIED." "ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE KIDS." "AND I FELT LIKE ROCK 'N' ROLL WAS A KIND OF SUCCESS," "THAT I'D DONE SOMETHING GOOD," "THAT I WAS ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF MY SON." "AND EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH MY WIFE," "I FELT LIKE THAT DIDN'T REALLY MATTER." "THAT NO MATTER WHAT, THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE WOULD LOOK AT " "THAT A MOM OR A PARENT" "IS ALWAYS DOING THE RIGHT THING BY INSTINCT." "THAT'S JUST NOT THE CASE." "MY EX-WIFE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN" "KNOW OR EVEN THINK OF ME AS REAL ANYMORE." "I DON'T WANT TO HURT HER." "I DON'T WANT TO EVEN HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS." "I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANYONE." "I MEAN, I'M A KILLING, ROCK-'N'" "RAPIN'" "ROLL REBEL." "THAT'S A FACT." "I'M NOT TRYING TO HIDE THAT." "BUT IT'S NEVER A FACT IN MY PARENTING." "I HAVE ABSOLUTE RULES." "I'VE DEMONSTRATED EVERY ASPECT OF MY PROFESSIONAL LIFE." "I MEAN, I HAVE THIS SHIT EVERY DAY." "AND SOMETIMES I REALLY FEEL LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE." "LIKE, IF I THINK ABOUT IT" "OR IF I MOVE OR IF ANYONE SEES MY FACE," "IF ANYONE SEES ME, THEY'LL KNOW." "I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE EVEN THOUGH I" "HAD A REPUTATION FOR PARTYING OR DOING DRUGS, I ALWAYS" "MORE SO HAD A REPUTATION FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING" "AND OF HAVING STANDARDS AND OF..." "I THINK THE MINISTER THING IS AN ABSOLUTE DIRECT RESULT." "GOD'S ALWAYS " "HE STILL ALWAYS THROWS ME THE [....], WINNING TOSS." "I HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT THIS SHIT ONE TIME" "SINCE IT'S HAPPENED WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN JOSHUA." "[ Normal voice ] I NEEDED THAT." "ICE SKATING?" "THERE'S AN ICE-SKATING RINK." "[ INTRO TO QUEENMORY" P]" "♪ I WANT GOD TO COME AND TAKE ME HOME ♪" "♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALL ALONE IN THIS CROWD ♪" "♪ WHO ARE YOU TO ME?" "WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?" "♪" "♪ NOT EXACTLY SURE ANYMORE ♪" "♪ WHERE'S THIS GOING TO?" "CAN I FOLLOW THROUGH?" "♪" "♪ OR JUST FOLLOW YOU FOR A WHILE?" "♪" "♪ DOES ANYONE EVER GET THIS RIGHT?" "♪" "♪ I FEEL NO LOVE ♪" "MY ATTEMPT TO BE A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED PARENT" "AND A ROCK 'N' ROLLER AT THE SAME TIME," "I WAS PUNISHED FOR IT." "AND AS A RESULT, SOMETHING THAT WAS HIDDEN," "THE LOSS OF MY SON, CAN'T BE SWEPT AWAY WITH EVERYTHING ELSE." "I'M AFRAID THAT MY SON" "WON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM IN REAL LIFE." "I DON'T KNOW." "I'M AFRAID OF EVERYTHING." "I JUST WANT TO BE A GREAT DAD." "AND I'M AFRAID OF NOT HAVING THAT THING THAT PARENTS HAVE." "♪ TO BE VULNERABLE ♪" "I'M REALLY AFRAID BECAUSE I'VE COMMITTED" "TO THIS SCIENTIFIC STUDY, IF YOU WILL, WITH THE CAMERA," "THAT THE CAMERA WILL BE ABLE TO SEE SOMETHING" "TERRIBLE, HUMILIATING FOR ME." "I DIDN'T EVEN WANT ANYONE TO KNOW THAT I'D LOST A BATTLE" "LIKE I'D LOST, THAT I WAS UNABLE TO HAVE EQUAL CUSTODY OF MY SON." "I'M ASHAMED OF THAT." "I'M NOT PROUD OF THAT." "I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE A LIVING TESTAMENT" "OF ME BEING CRUSHED." "IT'S NOT HOW I LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED." "BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN MY SON IN A YEAR AND THREE MONTHS." "I NEVER EXPECTED THAT WOULD HAPPEN." "THERE'S NO SONG THAT I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT THIS" "'CAUSE IT ISN'T OVER YET." "MAYBE THIS IS THE SONG THAT I HAVE TO WRITE." "I GOT TO GO FIND MY SON, AT LEAST TALK TO HIM." "♪ DOES ANYONE EVER GET THIS RIGHT?" "♪" "♪ DOES ANYONE EVER GET THIS RIGHT?" "♪" "♪ I FEEL NO LOVE ♪" "♪ I FEEL NO LOVE ♪" "[ GUITAR PLAYING ]" "I ACTUALLY " "I'M FORGETTING THE ACCENT OF YOUR RIFF." "IT GOES..." "[ RIFF PLAYS ]" "YOU DID THIS." "[ RIFF PLAYS ]" "RIGHT?" "THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, I'M GOING..." "[ GUITAR STRUMS ]" "♪ BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA- WAM-BAM-WAM-BAM ♪" "YEAH, BUT I SHOULD PROBABLY HIT SOMETHING BASS-Y" "INSTEAD OF GUITAR-Y, RIGHT?" "YES." "SO, YOU CAN DO THAT OVER." "SO IF I WENT..." "[ RIFF PLAYS ]" "EARLIER, YOU WERE HITTING THESE COOL RUNS, TOO." "THEY WERE LIKE -- THEY WEREN'T TYPICAL." "IT WAS LIKE, BO-NO-NO-NO." "THAT'S KILLER." "SO GOOD." "OKAY, I GOT SOMETHING." "YEAH, OKAY." "I'M JUST GONNA..." "WHAT'S UP?" "MICAH JUST TRIED TO CALL ME." "CALL HIM, DUDE." "I'M CALLING HIM RIGHT NOW." "MICAH?" "WHAT'S UP, DUDE?" "MAKING A NEW EAGLES RECORD." "TELL ME ABOUT IT." "FINALLY." "I JUST GOT THE REST OF YOUR DRUM KIT TOGETHER." "WE JUST WENT OVER IT." "I'M GONNA BRING TO YOU THINK WEEK." "I LOVE YOU, DUDE." "I MISS YOU REALLY BADLY." "DUDE, LOOK, DON'T BE UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND ME, DUDE." "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED." "I'M STILL YOUR DAD, AND NOTHING'S CHANGED." "IT'S JUST BEEN PUT ON PAUSE, OKAY?" "SO YOU DON'T GOT TO, LIKE," "BE WEIRD ABOUT ME, 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY SON." "YOU'RE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS TO ME." "AND YOU'RE REALLY THE ONLY EVIDENCE" "THAT I'VE EVER DONE A DECENT DAMN THING IN MY WHOLE LIFE." "I LOVE YOU, PAL." "SO, BEFORE THIS WEEK IS OVER," "I'LL BE BRINGING YOU YOUR DRUMS, OKAY?" "I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER ON, AND THEN I WILL SEE YOU THIS WEEK." "ALL RIGHT, PAL." "BYE." "I JUST MISS HIM, YOU KNOW?" "I'M NOT REALLY HIS DAD ANYMORE." "I'M JUST LIKE A JUST LIKE A DUDE, LIKE SOME FRIEND OF THE FAMILY," "I GUESS." "I'M JUST GLAD YOU GUYS TALKED." "WE'LL SEE HOW DROPPING OFF THOSE DRUMS GOES." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "SHOULD I BE GOING LIKE..." "[ RIFF PLAYS ]" "OR JUST..." "[ RIFF PLAYS ]" "NO, NO, NO, THE FIRST WAY." "IT SOUNDS MAJESTIC AND COOL." "OKAY, ONE MORE TIME." "[ GUITAR PLAYS ]" "IT'S THE FOURTH ALBUM," "SO IT'S THE COMBINATION OF ALL MY EXPERIENCE," "ALL THE TRICKS I'VE LEARNED," "AND AN ATTEMPT TO DEMONSTRATE OUR GENIUS." "SO THIS ONE'S FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT HITS " "BONER ROCKERS." "WHOO!" "DON'T YOU PATRONIZE ME, MOTHER[....]." "IT'S DIFFICULT TO FINISH THESE THINGS" "ONLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO LET THE MOMENT GO." "I REALLY LOVE WHAT I DO." "THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD." "SO I ALWAYS WANT TO DELAY THE FINISHING OF THIS PART." "BUT THEN NOW WE MIX IT," "AND THEN WE TAKE IT TO THE WORLD." "AND WHEN YOU LEAVE IT ON A SUCH A HIGH NOTE LIKE THIS," "YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S GONNA BE MORE." "TO ME, THE ALBUM IS A PROMISE" "OF WHAT IT IS THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN LIVE." "SO TO ME," "IT'S THE JELLY-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB ALL OF A SUDDEN." "ONCE THE RECORDING'S DONE, IF IT'S DONE RIGHT," "IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING THE WHOLE YEAR ROUND." "WELL, APART FROM MIXING, I GUESS THAT'S IT." "AWESOME." "NUMBER 4." "MY DICK COULD POSSIBLY BE BIGGER THAN JOHN HOLMES' RIGHT NOW." "IT'S AWESOME." "♪ OOH, OOH ♪" "THE ALBUM'S GONNA COME WITH A WARNING THAT," "IF YOU STILL HAVE AN ERECTION FIVE MINUTES" "AFTER YOU'VE LISTENED," "DON'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL;" "GET LAID." "WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D UTTER THESE WORDS." "BUT THE ALBUM, WITH THE WORKING TITLE "VAGINA,"" "IS FINALLY IN THE CAN." "MUSICAL REDEMPTION" "FEELS LIKE IT COULD BE WITHIN TOUCHING DISTANCE NOW." "BUT ONE OF HIS OTHER MAIN GOALS FOR 2013" "WAS TO PROVE THE SERIOUSNESS" "WITH WHICH HE'S TAKING HIS NEW ROLE AS BISHOP." "IN OCTOBER, THE OPPORTUNITY" "AROSE TO OFFICIATE THE MARRIAGE OF A COUPLE THAT HE KNOWS," "AND REVEREND HUGHES DID NOT HESITATE." "[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS, INDISTINCT SINGING ]" "DO I LOOK OKAY?" "[ ORGAN PLAYS WAGNER'S "BRIDAL CHORUS" ]" "WELCOME, FRIENDS." "ON BEHALF OF REESE AND ELLIE," "I WELCOME YOU AND THANK YOU ALL FOR GATHERING HERE" "ON THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY TO WITNESS THEIR MARRIAGE CEREMONY." "WE WHO ARE PRESENT TODAY HOPE THAT THE INSPIRATION" "OF THIS MOMENT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN." "MAY ALL OF YOUR DAYS AND YEARS TO COME BE FILLED" "WITH THE VISION, THE JOY, AND PASSION." "MAY THE LOVE YOU NOW SHARE CONTINUE TO GROW." "AND MAY THE HAPPINESS YOU BRING TO EACH OTHER BE" "A CONTINUING PART OF YOUR LIFE." "TOGETHER FOREVER." "I KNOW HAVE THE PLEASURE OF ANNOUNCING YOU BOTH" "AS HUSBAND AND WIFE." "YOU MAY NOW KISS." "♪ OOH, OOH, OOH" "♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪" "♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪" "WELL, I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WHERE THE STORY ENDS." "A YEAR IN THE LIFE OF JESSE EVERETT HUGHES IV" "OR BOOTS ELECTRIC" "OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL HIM " "ROCK STAR, MAN OF GOD," "BUDDING POLITICIAN, PHILOSOPHER, JOKER," "AND MOST OF ALL, DEVOTED BOYFRIEND, SON," "AND FATHER." "[ DOG BARKS ]" "AS THE YEAR DRAWS TO A CLOSE," "IT WOULD SEEM THE DEVIL HAS FOUND REDEMPTION IN HIS MUSIC" "AND BY PROVING HIS WORTH TO GOD." "ONE THING THAT HAS ELUDED HIM SO FAR, THOUGH," "IS SEEING HIS SON." "[ THEREMIN PLAYS ]" "AFTER MUCH THOUGHT," "JESSE TOOK THE DECISION TO CONTRAVENE THE COURT ORDER" "AND TAKE MICAH THE DRUM KIT THAT HE PROMISED HIM FOR SO LONG." "WHEN THE DAY CAME, HOWEVER," "IT SEEMED THAT WORD HAD GOT OUT OF HIS PLAN," "AND JESSE WAS STARTING TO GET THE IMPRESSION" "THAT HE WASN'T WANTED." "WELL, ALL I'M TRYING TO DO IS SEE MICAH." "'CAUSE I MIGHT HAVE TO SIT IN JAIL JUST FOR GIVING MY SON" "A DRUM KIT." "MY LAWYER STRAIGHT UP SAID TO ME, "LOOK," "DUDE, BOTTOM LINE IS," "IS THAT YOU CAN'T GENERATE EVEN THE CONFIDENCE OF" "YOUR OWN FAMILY."" "YOU GUYS TURNED YOUR BACK ON ME." "REALLY, YOU [....] ME OVER JUST FOR THE WAY IT LOOKED IN PUBLIC." "[ Voice breaking ] BECAUSE I WAS A ROCK 'N' ROLLER, MOM, REALLY." "AND AS A RESULT," "I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ABLE TO SEE MY SON FOR TWO YEARS." "I JUST WANT TO SEE MICAH." "I LOVE YOU." "I LOVE YOU, TOO, MOM." "OKAY, HONEY." "BYE-BYE." "BYE." "BYE." "[ SOBS ]" "I LOST MY WHOLE FAMILY WHEN MY EX-WIFE PULLED THIS SHIT." "HERE I AM WALKING AROUND, LIKE," "ON THIS [....] REPUTATION AS BEING FAMILY DUDE" "AND TRYING TO KEEP UP THIS [....] BULLSHIT PRETENSE" "OF "EVERYTHING'S GOOD," WHEN IT'S NOT." "AND THEN I'M LIVING THE [....] LIE I'M TALKING SHIT ABOUT." "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS [....] IS DOING TO MY HEAD?" "AND THAT'S THE WORST PLACE TO BE" "'CAUSE YOU'RE LOSING YOUR RELIGION." "IF I TRY TO TAKE THE DRUM KIT," "'CAUSE MY EX-WIFE'S HUSBAND'S A COP, I WILL GET ARRESTED" "FOR TRESPASSING AND VIOLATION OF A COURT ORDER." "I'LL PROBABLY SPEND A COUPLE DAYS IN JAIL." "WHAT THE [....]?" "IF I GET TO GIVE IT TO HIM," "WHAT THE [....] IS THAT GONNA MATTER?" "'CAUSE I ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M JUST GONNA BE" "CONFRONTED WITH HOW MUCH I DON'T KNOW HIM ANYMORE." "AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]" "[ Normal voice ] "SORROW IS BETTER THAN LAUGHTER." "FOR BY A SAD COUNTENANCE, THE HEART IS MADE BETTER." "THERE IS AN EVIL WHICH I HAVE SEEN UNDER THE SUN," "AND IT IS COMMON AMONG MEN." "A MAN TO WHOM HAS GIVEN RICHES AND WEALTH AND HONOR" "SO THAT HE LACKS NOTHING FOR HIMSELF OF ALL THE DESIRES," "YET GOD DOES GIVE HIM POWER TO EAT OF IT." "BUT A FOREIGNER CONSUMES IT." "THIS IS VANITY." "IT IS AN EVIL AFFLICTION."" "VANITY IS THE EVIL AFFLICTION." "THAT'S KIND OF LIKE WHAT I THINK I DO." "I'M IN THE JOB OF VANITY." 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