"Pay up, sucker." "You want something?" "Hot water, please." "Hey!" "You got some kind of nerve." "Hear what I'm saying?" "I'm talking to you!" "You got some gump coming here." "You know what I mean?" "Better finish that drink quick." "Because you might not live much longer." "Aku's offering two googolplex for your head." "Two googolplex." "That's a lot of money." "And we aim to collect it right about now." "Samurai Jack!" "This you?" "Yeah." "Look like you." "You're Samurai Jack?" "What a joke!" "This'll be the easiest googolplex I've ever made." "Googolplex." "Looks like there'll be no money for you, crazy round man." "Samurai Jack!" "You're mine!" "Useless bounty hunters!" "Is there no fighting style that can defeat his?" "Yes." "No fighting style can defeat his." "Who else wants some?" "!" "What sorcery is this?" " Who are you?" " Don't be such a fool." " I'm you." " Lf you are me, then who am I?" "You're so stupid." " You are you also." " Enough!" "You are my mirror image." "Yet your speech is foul with evil and disrespect." "Who are you?" "And how have you come to be me?" "I am the son of Aku's magic." "He has looked deep within you and has spawned me from your own burning hatred." "I am your dark side." "And I possess all the powers that you wield." "And I have only one purpose in my existence:" "To destroy you." "Hurts, doesn't it?" "Not as much as this is going to hurt you." "What the?" " What the heck is going on?" " You have lost." "The battle is over." " What?" "!" " You are my inner demon." "You have been born from the hatred within me." "But now that hatred is no more." "Thus, you do not exist." "Fool!" "I am real." "Now feel the reality of my cold, hard steel!" "I know you're watching." "These tricks are starting to annoy me."