"Eggs and sausage." "Hot sauce and ketchup." "Now that's what I call a healthy big breakfast!" "Worried 'bout your thighs?" "Put the mayonnaise on the side." "I said mayonnaise on the side." "Why you starin' at my thighs?" "!" "On the side I keep my mayo." "All my people say heyooooo!" "Yeah, I hate mayo." "No, it's cool, it's fine.." "yeah, no, no I'll figure it out." "Okay bye." "Dude, Margaret, this eggs are good!" "Got any extra mayo?" "What's wrong?" "My friend Tania just bailed on me." "She was supposed to give me a ride to the airport." "Wait, you're going on a trip?" "Yeah!" "Didn't I tell you?" "It's just this..." "I'm going to check out this University of States... well, I probably never even get in but..." "Wow, a university." "I thought you're already in school?" "Yeah, the Community College!" "But I'm just getting my general studies out of the way, so I can transfer and focus on what I really wanna do." "Hey sorry, I gotta figure this out." "My interview with the university is first thing tomorrow so," "I can't miss my flight tonight." "Hey Margaret, I can take you." "Really?" "Yeah sure, I'll give you a ride." "Oh my gosh!" "Thank you!" "You're a life saver!" "Wait, are you sure you want to give me a ride?" "And not because you bet someone you could or..." "What, come on!" "When have I..." "Be quiet!" "Look no bets, no nothing," "I just wanna help you out." "Cause' I just need a simple ride to the airport." "We leave early, get there with plenty of time, no getting off-track, no craziness." "Trust me, I got it." "Okay!" "Heh... sorry... thank you so much!" "This is really nice of you Mordecai." "No problem." "Pick me up in front of the main building at six o'clock." "Six o'clock." "I got it." "I'm going to see if there's any old cinnamon rolls left for you." "Yeah-yuh!" "...Yes Mr. Maellard, I'm sorry sir." "Benson?" "Absolutely, I'm working on it right now." "Of course sir, I-." "What is it Mordecai?" "Uhh.. are you redecorating here?" "Ahah.." "I knew it!" "New poster right?" "Ha.. really cool. can I borrow the cart?" "What?" "Shouldn't you be working?" "I thought I told you to rake the leaves?" "Oh.. yeah, yeah!" "I finished that.. ahah.." "can I borrow the cart?" "What?" "!" "Can I borrow the cart?" "Look, I'm busy!" "What do you want!" "?" "SPEAK UP!" "Can I borrow the cart?" "No." "But you can borrow my car." "Really?" "!" "My car is in the shop getting some work done." "Calm down, it's just being detailed." "Anyway if you go pick it up, you can borrow it." "I can totally do that!" "Thanks, Benson!" "You're the best!" "Meh.. saves me the trip." "Here's the address." "Downtown?" "!" "How am I supposed to get all the way over there?" "!" "I hope you got good walking shoes...!" "Yes, Mr. Maellard." "Hey, excuse me, is there a quick way through mid-town?" "Uhh.. sure, the pass is way through 7th...." "Cool, 7th." "Thanks!" "But..." "I wouldn't go through that part of town..." "Hello?" "Mordecai, what's up?" "Margaret, hey, hi!" "How's it going?" "Good!" "Just heading' in my class." "Oh yeah." "Hey, hey!" "Where are you going man?" "Hey is that a cellphone?" "!" "No cellphones man, can't you read?" "Don't have any change, man." "Sorry, just some dudes yelling something." "Hey, so you're still cool to pick me up later, yeah?" "Yeah!" "We're all set." "Awesome." "You know, I really appreciate this." "If you believe in coming to a ride to the airport, those are the most important people in your life." "Yeah, exactly!" "I mean, I don't know why didn't I just asked you in the first place?" "Yeah.." "I.. know, hey can you hold a sec?" "Heey, guys, what's up?" "Didn't ya here my boys earlier?" "!" "No cellphones!" "What?" "Why not?" "Nobody talks back to "The Wickets"!" "The "Wickeds"?" "Wickets!" "Wickets!" "Don't you play croquet?" "!" "Okay!" "The Wickets!" "I'm sorry!" "Actually, "The Wickeds" kinda sounds tougher, really!" "Well, would it be "The Wicked Wickets" that sounds pretty cool." "Quiet!" "We'll discuss it in our next general meeting!" "I guess you're not from around here but, this is our turf!" "And nobody uses cellphones on our turf!" "Yeah!" "Mordecai?" "Who's voice is that?" "What?" "Uhh... just... nobody!" "Ohh... he thinks we're nobody's!" "Look guys, I'm just trying to get to the mechanics!" "Mordecai, are you in trouble?" "Hahah.. what?" "Trouble?" "No." "You don't want trouble?" "Then don't break the rules!" "What do you got against cellphones?" "!" "They're rude!" "I gotta go, I'll see you soon!" "See you at six!" "Bye!" "Smart kid..." "Let this be a warning to you, Mordecai!" "No cellphones in our territory, got it?" "!" "Nobody crosses "The Wickets"!" "Finally..." "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I'm picking up the wagon." "Is it all set?" "Yeah, the key's on it." "You're not Benson!" "No, I'm Mordecai." "I work for Benson." "Only owner can pick up car." "What?" "But Benson sent me!" "Rules are rules." "Dude, come on!" "I have to get this girl a ride to the airport and I'm already running late!" "I wish I have girl problems." "Benson, I'm at the mechanics, he won't let me take your car cuz' I'm not you!" "Fine, I'll just pick it up tomorrow." "No!" "I need to borrow it now, remember?" "Put me on speaker." "Hey, Benson wants to talk to you." "Hello?" "Listen Raymond, can you please just give Mordecai my car?" "Benson -- rules is rules!" "Look, I'm too busy to go down there." "Some of us have REAL jobs!" "Oh what, Raymond don't have real job?" "!" "If the cover all's fit!" "Oh jeez..." "Mordecai, put your phone away." "Mordecai, put your phone away!" "Mordecai, put your phone away!" "Mordecai, put your phone away!" "Mordecai, put your phone away!" "Mordecai, put your phone away!" "The Wickets..." "We've warned you, Mordecai!" "Look, leave me alone!" "Go back to playing mini-golf!" "It's croquet!" "Raaaaaah!" "Benson!" "I got to go!" "Wait?" "Hey, Wickets!" "Hey!" "Hey Margaret!" "Let me help with your-..." "No time!" "I messed up!" "My plane leaves at six-thirty not nine-thirty!" "We have like fifteen minutes to get to the airport!" "Do you think you can drive fast?" "Not a problem." "Mordecaaaai!" "Are those guys saying your name?" "What?" "No, I don't think so!" "What the heck!" "What's going on?" "!" "Okay, don't freak out but, those guys kinda want to kill me for using a cellphone" "What?" "!" "I can explain!" "Now let me guess, you lost a bet, or did you hijack this car from other guy wearing crime lords?" "It's Benson's car!" "That's it!" "I'm calling the cops." "NO!" "I said no cellphones!" "Hang on!" "Come on, come on!" "This is hopeless!" "These guys won't quit!" "I won't quit, either." "Mordecaii!" "Just trust me!" "Okay!" "I trust you!" "We're not gonna make it!" "Jump on!" "Boarding is now closed, thank you!" "Wait!" "Please!" "I need to go on this flight!" "Hold the gate please." "Thank you!" "Thank you." "See?" "We made it!" "Yeah!" "Look, I'm sorry for all that stuff I said before." "I was kind of freaking out." "I never should've doubted you." "Psscht!" "Nah!" "Psscht!" "It's no big deal." "I'm serious!" "You're always there for me." "I guess..." "I mean... there's not a lot of people I can say that about." "Ma'am!" "I should get going." "Yeah." "Well, see ya!" "Yeah... uh..." "I mean, see ya!" "Yeah, bye!" "Uhh... wait!" "Guuhh... good luck!" "Thanks." "Uhh, nothing, sorry, see ya." "See you soon!" "Uhh... bye..."