"What's happening up there?" "Oops!" "..." "I" "Oh, baby, baby" "I'm not that innocent" "Flight J14, Honolulu tower." "Clear to land." "Welcome to Hawaii." "Thousands of fans are here to welcome Britney to Hawaii." "She's here to play a free concert." "Over 20,000 people are expected... for what will be the biggest concert ever on Waikiki." "I'm Bernadette Baraquio for Channel 2 News." "Aloha!" "I'm not that innocent" "I love it here in Hawaii." "It's so beautiful." "I went to the beach." "There's a couple of kids that came up to me..." "like "Oh my God, are you Britney?"" ""No, I'm not that girl."" ""I don't know what you're talking about."" "Hello?" "[Screaming]" "I heard you were my number-one fan, so I had to come by here and tell you hello." "Stop!" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "You've got yourself a 500-pound boyfriend... right there in your arms." "These girls, I went to day care with them... when I was like 2 years old." "We've known each other since we were babies." "["Hawaii Five-0" playing]" "CROWD:" "Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney!" "SINGERS:" "My loneliness is killing me" "I must confess I still believe" "Still believe" "When you're not with me" "I lose my mind" "Give me a sign" "Hit me, baby, one more time" "It's Britney Spears, baby" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "It's Britney Spears, baby" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "It's Britney Spears, baby" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Baby, I'm so into you" "You got that something" "What can I do?" "Baby, you spin me around" "The earth is moving but I can't feel the ground" "Every time you look at me" "My heart is jumping, it's easy to see" "Loving you means so much more" "More than anything I ever felt before" "You drive me crazy" "I just can't sleep" "I'm so excited, I'm in too deep" "Oh oh oh, crazy" "Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Whoo!" "Tell me you're so into me" "That I'm the only one you will see" "Tell me I'm not in the blue" "That I'm not wasting my feelings on you" "Loving you means so much more" "More than anything I ever felt before" "You drive me crazy" "I just can't sleep" "I'm so excited, I'm in too deep" "Oh oh oh, crazy" "Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night" "Crazy" "I just can't sleep" "I'm so excited, I'm in too deep" "Crazy" "Every day and every night" "Is that the end?" "There is no end." "Are you crazy?" "You drive me crazy" "I can't sleep, baby" "I'm so excited, I'm in too deep" "Oh oh oh, crazy" "It feels all right" "Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night" "You drive me crazy" "I can't sleep, baby" "Yeah yeah yeah" "Oh oh oh, crazy" "Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night" "Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night" "[Cheering]" "I love touring." "Actually, touring is my favorite part." "I get to do what I love to do, perform at night." "We're probably going to have about 90 people... on tour with her that travel each day." "About 14 buses and probably 9 or 10 trucks." "I usually get to sleep late and I go to the venue... and I perform every night." "But when I have promotional stuff... that I have to do, it varies." "Like, I get up at the break of dawn... and I have radio shows that I have to do." "She always has to have a mocha drink from the Coffee Bean... and finding a Coffee Bean in every town in America... has been real difficult." "So sometimes we have to send private jets out to get it... and it's not warm when it gets back... so it becomes a problem." "That's really crazy." "How are you all feeling?" "[Cheering]" "I said, How are you feeling?" "[Cheering]" "I am so happy to be here tonight... with all of you here in Waikiki Beach." "Look, this next song I'm about to do... you all probably know it." "It's called Sometimes, and I hope you like it." "[Cheering]" "You tell me you're in love with me" "Like you can't take your pretty eyes away from me" "It's not that I don't want to stay" "But every time you come too close I move away" "I wanna believe in everything that you say" "'Cause it sounds so good" "But if you really want me, move slow" "There's things about me you just have to know" "Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide" "Sometimes I'm scared of you" "But all I really want is to hold you tight" "Treat you right" "Be with you day and night" "All I really want is to hold you tight" "Treat you right" "Be with you day and night" "Baby all I need is time" "Just hang around and you'll see" "There's nowhere I'd rather be" "If you love me, trust in me" "The way that I trust in you" "Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide" "Sometimes I'm scared of you" "But all I really want is to hold you tight" "Treat you right" "Be with you day and night" "Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide" "Sometimes I'm scared of you" "But I all really want is to hold you tight" "Treat you right" "Be with you day and night" "All I really want is to hold you tight" "Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah" "Thank you so much." "[Cheering]" "Thank you, Hawaii." "Oh my goodness, you all are so sweet." "It's Saturday Night Live!" "Ladies and gentlemen..." "Britney Spears!" "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "We've got a great show for you... so stick around and we'll be right back." "[Crowd shouting]" "Britney!" "Britney!" "Britney!" "Over here, Britney!" "It's me, Woodrow!" "Stand back." "Stand back, everyone." "Miss Spears is very tired, so I'm sorry, but there'll be no autographs tonight." "Look here, everyone, it's me, Woodrow!" "Woodrow!" "Oh, he stinks!" "Phew!" "Please, do not come any closer to Miss Spears." "He thinks he's going to talk to Britney." "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "Look everybody, he's crazy!" "Hey, he doesn't even have any money to see the show." "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "WOODROW:" "Hey, that's not funny!" "MAN:" "That's very funny!" "Why?" "Why?" "Stop laughing at me!" "I have feelings, too." "Stop laughing at me!" "Woodrow don't hurt no one." "[Crying]" "OK." "Listen, everyone, the show's over." "Let's break this up, OK?" "Wait a minute." "I think we hurt his feelings." "I'm so sorry." "Would you like me to sign your telephone book for you?" "Who, me?" "Yes you, you old crybaby." "I guess I kind of overreacted." "Here, use this." "[Crying] Thanks." "It's just that I'm such a big fan, and when they started laughing at me," "I just wanted to run home." "Where's home?" "About 10 feet from here." "You live in the alley?" "No, down in the manhole." "I live in the sewer." "Ooh, I'll tell you what." "Since these people are kind of stuffy anyway... how about I walk you home?" "You mean it?" "You would do that?" "For you." "Come on, Woodrow." "MANAGER:" "Britney, where are you going?" "We've got a plane to catch." "I'll be back." "I'm just going to go down in the sewer." "The sewer?" "Britney, no!" "What are you doing?" "WOMAN:" "Guys, Britney is headed down in the sewer... with a crazy homeless man!" "That's big news!" "Somebody stop her." "Call the police!" "MAN:" "Let's all go down in the sewer!" "[Cheering]" "It's too dangerous!" "It's too dangerous." "Well...this is it." "This is where I live." "Well, it's not so bad." "I like the mailbox." "Oh, I stole that because it had secrets about me." "[Laughter]" "You know, sometimes I'd like to steal a mailbox." "Oh, you're just saying that." "I know." "Say, Britney, I was wondering" "What?" "Well, you're always singing for everybody else... and well, I wrote this song and I thought..." "Oh, that's so sweet." "Yes, please, I'd love to hear it." "I got it right here." "I mean, it's no "Oops!" "..." "I Did It Again," but..." "Just sing it." "Little TV sets" "Going off inside my ear" "Spacemen floating by" "Firecracker beer" "Chase the demons lightly" "Just inside your eye" "Up and down the sidewalk" "Take a doo doo pie" "I love you" "Oh my gosh, that was so beautiful." "You mean it?" "I do." "It was really nice." "I wrote it at a real crazy time in my life." "[Laughter]" "You really like it?" "I love it." "I love you." "I love you too." "MAN:" "Britney!" "Britney Spears, are you down there in the sewer?" "It's my manager." "We're coming to get you!" "You'd better go." "I can't." "I want to stay with you, down here in the sewer." "[Laughter]" "No." "The world up there needs you." "You go." "I'll see you, Woodrow." "So long, Britney." "[Singing] Chase the demons lightly" "News that hits your eye" "Up and down the sidewalk" "Take a doo doo pie" "I love you" "[Applause]" "CROWD:" "Britney!" "Britney!" "Britney!" "WOMAN:" "It is our continued perpetuation of this heritage... that makes your experience here today... one of a kind in the world." "Now, the only other place... where you can consistently view cliff diving... is in Acapulco." "If you have your cameras with you... may I suggest you get them ready." "You two, stop it!" "I said, now dive!" "EMCEE:" "A double somersault with a half twist from 60 feet!" "Let's practice it once." "Here we go." "All right, you guys." "[Singing] Sent from above" "My name is Andre Fuentes... and I'm a dancer for Britney Spears and a choreographer." "Ah, ah, oh, OK, wait, OK." "OK." "That was OK!" "[Singing] Sent from above" "You think I'm in..." "BRITNEY:" "I've been with my dancers... since the very beginning." "They're like my friends." "Go Britney!" "Go Britney!" "Stop it!" "On the free time on the road we go shopping a lot... because malls are our favorite hangout." "7-and-8--ahhh!" "Oh!" "All right, all right, here we go." "It's OK." "We still love you, just sing." "OK now, hurry up." "[Laughter]" "The best thing about being on the road with Britney... is that it's a family and, you know, it doesn't feel like a job... because we're having fun at the same time." "At the venues we run the stairs up and down for exercise." "So we do that and then we eat a lot." "Oh lordy." "Hit it!" "Good!" "And 5, 6, stop right there." "Good!" "Good job, you guys." "OK, earlier here on stage... my two background singers, Natalie and Callie... had to go out and find the ultimate heartbreaker." "Which one of these is a heartbreaker?" "Contestant number 1?" "Contestant number 2, 3, and 4 ..." "So I'm about to go sing to him." "He doesn't know what's going to happen." "So let's see, OK?" "Give it up for contestant number 1 !" "So, you're the ultimate heartbreaker." "Mmm, mmm, mmm." "I can see why he's a heartbreaker, right?" "Have you broken some hearts?" "A couple." "BRITNEY:" "A couple?" "What's your name?" "Peter." "Peter?" "Well, is it OK if I dedicate this song to you, Peter?" "OK, OK." ""Never look back," we said" "How was I to know I'd miss you so" "Loneliness up ahead, emptiness behind" "Where do I go?" "And you didn't hear" "All my joy through my tears" "All my hopes through my fears" "Did you now" "Still I miss you somehow" "From the bottom of my broken heart" "There's just a thing or two I'd like you to know" "You were my first love, you were my true love" "From the first kisses to the very last rose" "From the bottom of my broken heart" "Even though time may find me somebody new" "You were my real love, I never knew love" "'Til there was you" "From the bottom of my broken heart" ""Never look back," we said" "How was I to know I'd miss you so" "[Cheering]" "I'm on my way to go visit... one of my number-one fans here in Hawaii, and I know where she lives... because she sends me really sweet letters all the time." "She doesn't know I'm coming, so let's see what happens." "Anyone home?" "Oh my God!" "Are you Jennifer?" "Yeah." "[Screaming]" "I heard you were my number-one fan, so I had to come by here and tell you hello." "How are you?" "Fine." "You're fine?" "Look, here's the deal." "I'm going to give you 30 minutes... to call all your best friends and get them over, and we'll have a party." "[Screaming]" "You have 30 minutes, so you have to hurry." "Liz, guess what?" "Britney Spears' is at my house!" "[Screaming]" "Oh, you better come over." "Tiffany, you know what?" "Is this the operator?" "Yes, I want to make an emergency breakthrough." "Britney Spears is at my house, I promise!" "Hi Shanee, come over, we're gonna have a pizza party." "She hung up on me." "[Screaming]" "I don't know...you've got a lot of friends, don't you?" "Oh my goodness." "Hawaii is so beautiful." "You're so lucky that you get to live here." "But I hear that you're from Louisiana." "Yeah, just like you." "Really?" "What part of Louisiana are you from?" "Really?" "That's cool." "And I hear we have the same birthday?" "Yeah." "Sagittarius, December 2nd?" "That's so cool." "Right by Christmas." "Really." "It's a lot of fun." "We get extra presents." "Here you go." "You're welcome." "There you go." "Oh my gosh, you're the cutest thing I've seen all day long!" "Come here, please." "Want a picture with me?" "Please, I just want to pinch you." "Look at the camera and say cheese!" "Will you call me when you're older?" "Do you promise?" "Please." "And please keep those adoring eyes you have." "Oh, sweet innocent little eyes." "You want an autograph?" "Oh, thank you." "OK, yeah, this one's better." "I'll go ahead and finish this one." "Here you go!" "I had so much fun with all of you." "I hope you all had a lot of fun, too." "Bye!" "Bye!" "These girls, I went to day care with them when I was 2 years old." "We've known each other since we were babies." "She does not know how to drive at all." "There's Courtney, she's the goofball." "She's the crazy one in the group." "Here's Jancen, I think she's the paranoid one." "Everything's got to be safe whenever she does anything." "And Laura Lynn, she keeps us together." "MAN:" "So you guys keep in touch quite a bit... while you're on the road?" "Uh-huh, we try to, yes." "It will be nice because when I have rehearsals in Orlando" "I'm going to have to bring them up there with me." "'Cause I'll have a little bit more time to do whatever." "I won't be working the whole time." "So, it'll be fun in the summertime, and they'll be able to come up and do whatever." "It's fun." "MAN:" "We will harness you up... with a small harness that holds you in... and you'll be mounted front to back, hanging in the chute." "And then you'll be able..." "We'll show you where to put your hands... and then they'll run you out on the rope up to about 300 feet." "[Screaming]" "This is fun!" "This is great!" "You like this!" "There's no sharks down there?" "[Screaming]" "What we're gonna do is wait for the wind to let up a little bit." "We'll catch a little down draft, and we'll guarantee a scream." "I'm scared!" "That was so much fun." "It's probably the funnest thing I've ever done in my life." "Especially when they would dip you... in the water and pull you back." "[Cheering]" "All my life" "Oh, yeah, yeah" "Oh, yeah" "I'm sitting here alone up in my room" "And thinking about the times that we've been through" "Oh my love" "I'm looking at a picture in my hand" "Trying my best to understand" "I really want to know what we did wrong" "With a love that felt so strong" "If only you were here tonight" "I know that we could make it right" "I don't know how to live without your love" "I was born to make you happy" "'Cause you're the only one within my heart" "I was born to make you happy" "Always and forever, you and me" "That's the way our life should be" "I don't know how to live without your love" "I was born to make you happy" "Whoo!" "Work it out!" "I'd do anything" "I'd give you my world" "I'd wait forever to be your girl" "Just call out my name, and I will be there" "Just to show you how much I care" "All right, oh yeah" "I was born to make you happy" "Yeah, yeah" "Oh, yeah" "I don't know how to live without your love" "I was born to make you happy" "'Cause you're the only one within my heart" "I was born to make you happy" "Always and forever, you and me" "That's the way our life should be" "I don't know how to live without your love" "I was born to make you happy" "Thank you." "[Cheering]" "["Aloha Oe" Playing]" "[Singing] You tell me you're in love with me" "Like you can't shake your pretty eyes away from me" "It's not that I don't want to stay" "But every time you come too close I move away" "[Applause]" "MAN:" "Aloha, ladies and gentlemen!" "Here at the island of Samoa... we feature our chief this evening... as he comes out and does for you the dance of the fire." "Please, ladies and gentlemen... put your hands together for our chief!" "Look at him..." "Look at his bare feet!" "Come on, ladies and gentlemen!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Well, here in the island of Samoa... you all seem a little too foreign, I think." "Too nice...you gotta make some noise!" "[Cheering]" "You guys gotta make some noise, ladies and gentlemen!" "[Cheering]" "And aloha!" "CROWD:" "Aloha!" "All right, welcome back." "At this time, we're going to go from the lslands of Hawaii... all the way to the lslands of Tahiti." "All right!" "That's hard!" "[Cheering]" "Come and follow me right here, young lady." "Very good." "Now, all you have to do is just watch these ladies... to the left and right of you-- just shake your hips like so." "[Cheering]" "[Dance music playing]" "Um, thank you." "Great moves." "We'll keep in touch, all right?" "OK, thank you." "Who's next?" "Kyle DeMarco and his brother Shawn DeMarco." "Oh my God, hi, hi, how are you?" "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!" "Oh my God, my heart's going crazy." "Oh my God, you said "crazy" like her song!" "I know!" "I totally didn't mean to do that!" "[Laughter]" "OK, guys, calm down, calm down, guys." "Hey look, I'm going on tour very soon, and I'm looking for dancers with a lot of energy." "Right, so let's see what you guys got." "OK..." "Give it up." "For Britney." "You know it." "Totally." "[Laughter]" "Those are nice." "We stayed up all night making them." "We totally missed "Felicity."" "OK." "Freedom." "Freedom." "Trust." "Trust." "Wings." "Wings." "Give it up!" "All right, OK, all right, OK." "[On tape] Mmm, yeah!" "[Laughter]" "[On tape] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!" "I played with your heart" "Got lost in the game" "Oh baby, baby" "Oops!" "...you think I'm in love" "That I'm sent from above" "I'm not that innocent" "[Laughter]" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "You were so good." "No, you were so good!" "I know, totally I was!" "Totally good, I know that!" "That was really interesting, guys." "Um, you want to show me something else?" "Yeah, if you could just give us a second, we will." "God, what is that?" "You OK?" "You OK?" "I'm fine, I'm fine." "How are my bangs?" "They could be longer." "How are my pockmarks?" "Can't see them." "Guys, we really have a lot of other people to see..." "I know, OK." "Good, I know, that's OK." "OK." "OK." "Let's do this." "For Britney." "Totally." "[Music starts]" "[Music stops]" "What, uh, what?" "OK, guys, you were just wobbling." "Yeah, OK, and you just interrupted us." "Thank you very much!" "What" "You guys, you guys got something else you can show us?" "Guys, we're really running out of time." "Yeah, OK, hey, little miss prissy, how about you watch your lip!" "Hey, Kyle!" "I just don't get it, you know." "Kyle!" "What?" "Look at me." "Look at me!" "You take that fire that is going on right now inside of you, and you put it into the dance!" "All right?" "OK." "OK." "OK." "Remember what Nanny DeMarco said?" "If you dream, dream out loud!" "OK." "OK." "That's really great, guys, but... we've got to keep this thing moving, because if we don't..." "I may have to shoot myself in the face." "[Laughter]" "Yeah, do you guys want to try another number or something?" "Yeah, we will if you just give us a second, OK?" "This is terrible." "It's crazy, it's terrible." "OK." "OK." "OK." "You ready?" "[Music starts]" "[Singing] All right" "All right" "Oh baby, baby" "How was I supposed to know" "That something wasn't right here" "Oh baby, baby" "I shouldn't have let you go" "And now you're out of sight, yeah" "Show me how you want it to be" "Tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now, yeah" "[Music stops]" "You guys were just spinning." "That was awful." "What do you want from us?" "Do you want us to bleed?" "This business is so hard." "It is so hard!" "I know." "I know." "Come on, let's just go buy some headbands or something." "OK." "All right." "You people!" "Man!" "Those guys were terrible." "Totally, oh my God." "Well, the next audition isn't for another hour." "You want to practice a new number?" "Yeah, sure." "All right." "[Music starts]" "Wobble wobble." "Wobble wobble." "Wobble wobble." "Spin spin spin spin!" "[Applause]" "Earth to Mars, Lander report status, please." "Mars lander here." "Gravity device status effective." "Oxygen status 98%." "Any sign of habitation?" "Not so much as a" "What the" "Cute." "What is it?" "Oh, it's cute all right." "It couldn't be...?" "Mars Lander, what's happening up there?" "Yeah" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "[Cheering]" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "I think I did it again" "I made you believe we're more than just friends" "Oh baby, it might seem like a crush" "But it doesn't mean that I'm serious" "'Cause to lose all my senses" "That is just so typically me" "Oh baby, baby Oops!" "..." "I did it again" "I played with your heart, got lost in the game" "Oh baby, baby Oops!" "..." "You think I'm in love" "That I'm sent from above" "I'm not that innocent" "You see my problem is this" "I'm dreaming away" "Wishing that heroes, they truly exist" "I cry, watching the days" "Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways" "But to lose all my senses" "That is just so typically me, baby, oh" "I played with your heart, got lost in the game" "Oh baby, baby Oops!" "..." "You think I'm in love" "That I'm sent from above" "I'm not that innocent" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have." "Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this?" ".." "Yeah, yes it is." "But I thought the old lady dropped it... into the ocean in the end." "Well, baby, I went down and got it for you." "Oh, you shouldn't have." "Oops!" "..." "I did it again to your heart" "Got lost in this game, oh baby" "Oops!" "..." "You think that I'm sent from above" "Yeah, yeah I'm not that innocent" "I played with your heart, got lost in the game" "Oh baby, baby Oops!" "..." "You think I'm in love" "That I'm sent from above" "I'm not that innocent" "Thank you." "[Cheering]" "Good, because I have a special little treat... for all of you right now." "I'm about to sing one of my favorite songs... off my new album, "Oops, I Did It Again."" "It's called "Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know."" "I hope you like it." "Ooh, yeah" "Oh" "Yeah yeah yeah" "My friends say you're so into me" "And that you need me desperately" "And they say you say we're so complete" "But I need to hear it straight from you" "If you want me to believe it's true" "I've been waiting for so long it hurts" "I wanna hear you say the words, please" "Don't, don't let me be the last to know" "Don't hold back, just let it go" "I need to hear you say" "You need me all the way" "Oh, if you love me so" "Don't let me be the last to know" "Come on baby, come on darling" "Ooh yeah, Come on and let me be the one" "Come on back" "Now, ooh" "Oh" "Baby, baby I need to hear you say" "You love me all the way" "I don't wanna wait another day" "I wanna feel the way you feel, come on" "Don't let me be the last to know" "Don't hold back, just let it go" "I need to hear you say" "You need me all the way" "Oh, if you love me so" "So baby, if you love me" "Don't let me be the last to know" "[Cheering]" "Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Oh, I need to hear you say" "That you need me all the way" "And I need to hear you say" "That you need me all the way" "Yeah, I need to hear you say" "Oh" "Ooh, oh, yeah" "Ooh, yeah" "[Laughs]" "Thank you so much." "[Cheering]" "Thank you." "[Cheering]" "ANNOUNCER:" "Good morning." "Grab a cup and get ready... to fill it out with Morning Latte." "[Tom laughing]" "Whoa." "Oh, good morning." "I'm Tom Wilkins." "Oh, and I'm Cass van Rye." "Hey, how hot is it?" "Unbearable." "How hot is it?" "Unbearable." "How hot is it?" "Unbearable." "Geez." "Has anyone heard from spring?" "Hey, Janet Reno, did you put a gun in spring's face... and send it back to Cuba, too?" "There I said it." "She said it." "No, summer just showed up out of nowhere." "It's like a visit from you, Cass, unannounced and uncomfortable." "And the Latte is without air-conditioning." "What gives?" "And the change in temperature is giving me laryngitis." "It's kind of nice." "OK, what's the deal with the A.C., fellas, did it break?" "No, actually I heard the station refused to pay the bill... because we are the lowest rated show on television." "And that includes cable, yeah." "Oh, here's Ainsley Harriot and here's us." "Yeah, that much." "Not good at all, no." "Bad." "I tell you, something's got to give... because I am sweating like a prostitute in church." "Yeah, I see it." "Hey, hey." "Speaking of church, we lost a good one this week." "Oh yes." "Cardinal Carroll O'Connor." "He was a great man." "A great, great man." "He'll be missed." "Let's have a moment of silence to remember Carroll, shall we?" "Hey, did you see "Gladiator?"" "No, but I heard about it." "What's it about?" "It was about gladiators in the ancient Roman times." "That's fine." "But this is what's giving me a red rump." "I've been to the Colosseum, gang, and it does not look like that." "It's a mess." "Half of it's down." "Half of it's down?" "I've seen pictures." "I think they should just tear the whole thing down." "Do something with that land." "Build a Coconut Records, a Pizza Hut, I don't know." "Do something." "Get on the stick." "Hey, speaking of historical epics, catch "Viva Rock Vegas."" "Oh, the "Flintstones" sequel." "Yes, Cass, I'm telling you." "What?" "Not only was it funny, but you really feel like... you're in prehistoric olden times." "Yeah." "Or the Paleolithic era." "And by paleolithic I mean, the" "One who collects stamps." "No, the Stone Age." "The Stone Age." "You know what, I'll tell you, they can make a hundred "Flintstone" sequels, it won't be enough." "It won't be enough." "Keep them coming." "Boom, boom, boom." "Hey, let's bring out our first guest." "It's hot, yeah." "Brenda Vaccaro next to me." "Hey, this young woman wrote a tell-all book... about the seedy corrupt underbelly... of the "New Mickey Mouse Club" TV show." "Yeah." "Tom, you know, I actually opened this book... and you know, I don't care for books." "No, you don't, no." "Anyone who watched the show knew stuff was going down." "Yes, please welcome the author of "Mouse Trap," Dawn Paslowski." "Oh, smoking." "My laryngitis." "Hi, Dawn." "Yo, what up, yo." "All right, Now Dawn, I believe that people should be judged... solely based on their appearance." "And I'm going to say it." "I'm going to say you look very tough and hard." "I'm with Cass, I'm scared right now." "Please don't cut me." "Don't cut her." "You know, you can chill." "I only cut people... if they get up all in my face, in my business." "So you can chill." "Fair enough." "All right." "Now, Dawn, you were a Mouseketeer for only 4 days." "What the heck happened?" "Yo, Disney is whack." "I mean, they made me cover my tattoos, take out my piercings." "You know, and they confiscated my box cutter." "I mean, they were trying to make me into something I ain't." "And I don't front, I don't front." "She does not front, so don't ask her." "No, no." "And see, and from the beginning I knew... that they was out to get me, and I don't play like that." "And I don't front." "Gang, she's putting the foot down on the fronting." "Now, I understand from Chapter 12, entitled..." ""Another Time I Was Mad," you were confronted... by fellow Mouseketeer, 11-year-old Britney Spears." "What happened?" "See, Britney Spears was like a stuck-up player hater." "I mean, she was always showing up on time... and knowing her lines and showering and stuff." "I mean--and she stole all my dope moves, like this one." "She was like..." "You know, and I invented that one in '91, when I was 8." "I ain't shady." "OK, she ain't shady, and she doesn't front." "Yeah." "No." "I heard, I heard." "Yeah, turn around, yeah." "Dawn, tell us... what was the final nail in the camel's back for you, Dawn?" "Huh?" "No, no Cass." "What was the final straw that broke the coffin?" "So, it's like this." "Britney started sniffing around my man Justin Timberlake." "Oh, Justin, who was also a Mouseketeer but is currently in the speed metal trio 'N Sync." "Check him out, check him out." "Good stuff." "I mean, I told her to step off, and she was like," ""What?" And I was like, "No you don't."" "And she was like "Huh?" And I was like "Uh-uh."" "And I mean--then I set her hair on fire, and what you see now, that girl, she's wearing a weave, shoot." "Ooh, Dawn is one tough cookie." "TOM:" "She's like a pit bull." "CASS:" "Tough cookie." "She's like a pit bull over here." "CASS:" "P.M. Dawn." "TOM:" "Red Dawn." "Dawn cuts the grease." "Here comes confrontation, and then here comes Dawn." "Right there, you know." "Tough." "I just represent, yo." "I just represent." "CASS:" "I'll tell you, you know who doesn't represent?" "Our network." "It is hot in here." "TOM:" "It's hot in here." "CASS:" "Come on, gang, come on." "And you know what?" "It's going to get hotter." "Why?" "Because up next, Mr. Peabo Bryson, if he hasn't melted backstage." "I love that man." "Damn, it is hot in here." "Hey, if you wouldn't mind, teach us that move... when you touch yourself." "Yeah, because I wanna be down with the bitches." "[Applause]" "BRITNEY:" "I want to go out and do normal things." "Put a wig on and some glasses, and I go." "I have to do normal things like that to stay sane." "We're here to do our job... and make sure that she's safe and sound, and at the same time, we try to help her out, let her do... normal things like a normal 18-year-old teenage kid do," "and I love to let her do that." "Sunday I was like, "I'm going to go to the beach... and just lay out."" "And then a couple of the security guards were like," ""We're going with you." I was like, "No, you know what?" ""It's just really obvious when two big guys are beside me... and they come with me."" "I was like, "No, let me just do my thing, you know."" "So, I went to the beach, and there was a couple of kids... that came up to me, "Oh my God, are you Britney?"" ""No, I'm not that girl." "I don't know what you're talking about."" "[Cheering]" "[Giggles]" "Are you guys ready to have some fun?" "Yeah?" "I think I'm going to take you back just a little bit... and give you a little taste of Cher, if that's OK." "But before I do that, where are those silly dancers?" "Oh, there they are." "Ooh." "Nice outfits, guys." "Ooh!" "Looking mighty lovely today, my dear, I must say." "Thank you, boy." "Thank you, my darling." "Are you guys ready to have some fun?" "[Screaming]" "Here we go." "Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain" "La di da di dee, la di da di da" "Wait till you have reached the age blah blah" "History has turned the page blah blah" "But we still wanna hear a brand new thing uh huh" "We still need a song to sing uh huh" "And the beat goes on, whoo!" "Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain" "La di da di dee, la di da di da" "Love is the first thing, last thing on our minds" "From tonight until the end of time" "And the beat goes on, whoo!" "Whoo!" "[Cheering, screaming]" "MAN:" "Now, body up." "BRITNEY:" "Whoo!" "MAN:" "Give him a little bit more love than that." "He's been waiting a long time for that." "Britney, tell me about dolphin kisses?" "Is there a little fishy breath there?" "BRITNEY:" "It was nice." "MAN:" "It was nice?" "I liked it." "It was good." "MAN:" "You got to get your hands ready." "BRITNEY:" "Oh!" "MAN:" "Yeah, very nice." "Okay, Miss Spears." "Get your shalka sign out." "Just your thumb and your pinkie." "Let's give him a little wave hello, a little aloha wave." "Very nice, just keep waving to him there." "Put your hand right here where my hand is." "Just right here." "Feel this." "[Air blows] BRITNEY:" "Ooh!" "Toss it up there." "And let's see what she goes and does--take a look over here." "Let's see if lkiaki goes out there... and shows her beautiful 425-pound body off." "BRITNEY:" "Whoo!" "I think you can be a dolphin trainer... if you ever decide not to be a musician anymore." "I would love to." "MAN:" "You ready?" "Yeah, lkiako." "Watch it, cowboy!" "Down, man." "You've got yourself a 500-pound boyfriend... right there in your arms, how's that?" "I can't believe I'm holding a dolphin, man." "Let's give a little tickle there--whoa, geez!" "That's right, dolphins do have a tickle spot." "Isn't he incredible?" "Oh, my gosh, he's beautiful." "And he's got freckles, too." "I bet you never knew that." "BRITNEY:" "Oh, that's so cool." "I love freckles." "We love freckles, huh?" "Yes, we do." "So, what I want you to do here, Britney, is give her... a little tickle right there." "[Dolphin whistles]" "How's that?" "She's not a good singer but she tries." "Go and give her another one of those." "[Whistles]" "MAN:" "One more." "This is a story about a girl named Lucky." "Early morning, she wakes up" "Knock, knock, knock on the door" "It's time for makeup, perfect smile" "It's you they're all waiting for" "They go, isn't she lovely" "This Hollywood girl?" "And they say she's so lucky, she's a star" "But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart" "Thinking if there's nothing missing in my life" "Then why do these tears come at night?" "Lost in an image, in a dream" "But there's no one there to wake her up" "And the world is spinning and she keeps on winning" "But tell me what happens when it stops?" "They go, isn't she lovely" "This Hollywood girl?" "And they say she's so lucky, she's a star" "But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart" "Thinking if there's nothing missing in my life" "Then why do these tears come at night?" "[Knock knock]" "Cut!" "You've got it." "Finally." "We've done it 15 million times." "MAN:" "Good job, people." "Let's reset." "[Cell phone ringing]" "Hello?" "Best actress, and the winner is..." "Lucky!" "I'm Roger Johnson for Pop News... standing outside the arena waiting for Lucky." "Oh, my God, here she comes!" "Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl?" "She is so lucky, but why does she cry?" "If there is nothing missing in her life" "Why do tears come at night?" "And they say she's so lucky, she's a star" "But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart" "Thinking if there's nothing missing in my life" "Then why do these tears come at night?" "She's so lucky" "But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart" "Thinking if there's nothing missing in my life" "Then why do these tears come at night?" "Earth to Mars, Lander report status, please?" "Mars Lander here." "Gravity device status effective." "Oxygen status 98%." "Any sign of habitation?" "Not so much as a-- whoa there, horsey." "What the..." "Cute, what is it?" "Oh, it's cute all right." "It couldn't be?" "Mars Lander, what's happening up there?" "Yeah." "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "I think I did it again" "I made you believe we're more than just friends" "Oh baby, it might seem like a crush" "But it doesn't mean that I'm serious" "'Cause to lose all my senses" "That is just so typically me" "Oh baby, baby Oops!" "..." "I did it again" "I played with your heart, got lost in the game" "Oh baby, baby Oops!" "..." "You think I'm in love" "That I'm sent from above" "I'm not that innocent" "You see my problem is this" "I'm dreaming away" "Wishing that heroes, they truly exist" "I cry, watching the days" "Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways" "But to lose all my senses" "That is just so typically me, oh baby" "Oh Oops!" "..." "I did it again" "I played with your heart, got lost in the game" "Oh baby, baby Oops!" "..." "You think I'm in love" "That I'm sent from above" "I'm not that innocent" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" "Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have." "Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this?" ".." "Yeah, yes it is." "But I thought the old lady dropped it... into the ocean in the end." "Well, baby, I went down and got it for you." "Oh, you shouldn't have." "Oops!" "..." "I did it again to your heart" "Got lost in this game, oh baby" "Oops!" "..." "You think that I'm sent from above" "I'm not that innocent" "I played with your heart, got lost in the game" "Oh baby, baby Oops!" "..." "You think I'm in love" "That I'm sent from above" "I'm not that innocent" "I played with your heart, got lost in the game" "Oh baby, baby Oops!" "..." "You think I'm in love" "That I'm sent from above" "I'm not that innocent" "Whatever." "Ooh hey, yeah" "Hush, just stop" "There's nothing you can do or say" "Baby" "I've had enough" "I'm not your property as from today" "Baby" "You might think that I won't make it on my own" "But now I'm stronger than yesterday" "Now it's nothing but my way" "My loneliness ain't killing me no more" "I'm stronger" "Than I ever thought that I could be" "Baby" "I used to go with the flow" "Didn't really care 'bout me" "You might think that I can't take it" "But you're wrong" "'Cause now I'm stronger than yesterday" "Now it's nothing but my way" "My loneliness ain't killing me no more" "I'm stronger" "Come on, now" "Oh, yeah, here I go, on my own" "I don't need nobody, better off alone" "Here I go, on my own now" "I don't need nobody, not anybody" "Here I go" "All right" "Here I go, here I go, here I go" "Here I go" "I'm stronger than yesterday" "It's nothing but my way" "My loneliness ain't killing me no more" "I'm stronger than yesterday" "Now it's nothing but my way" "My loneliness ain't killing me no more" "Now I'm stronger than yesterday" "Now it's nothing but my way" "My loneliness ain't killing me no more" "I'm stronger" "CROWD:" "Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney..." "I hope the teacher doesn't get mad." "Hi, hello everyone." "Look, I just wanted to come by here and tell all of you hello, and thank you for being so nice to me in Hawaii." "If you have any questions or anything, you all can just ask me or whatever." "Do you get stage fright... when you're outside, like on the stage?" "At the beginning I get really, really nervous." "But once I'm on stage, I don't know," "I guess the audience makes me feel... really, really comfortable." "Will you stay here for lunch?" "Am I going to stay here for lunch?" "Oh, I got a question." "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Okay, I'm sad guys, I think I have to go." "But before I go I just want to say, be good for your teacher and work really, really hard... and be good in school." "Okay?" "Before I go, you all give me a group hug, okay?" "Oh, lordy." "[Children laughing]" "BOY:" "It's like a family over here." "You all be good, OK?" "Bye." "Bye." "Bye, babe." "Oh, thank you so much." "Can I have a hug?" "And a kiss, please." "Bye, sweetie, thank you." "Bye, you all" "Bye." "Oh baby, baby" "Oh baby, baby" "Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know" "That something wasn't right here" "Oh baby, baby I shouldn't have let you go" "And now you're out of sight, yeah" "Show me how you want it to be" "Tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now" "Oh because my loneliness is killing me" "And I must confess I still believe" "When I'm not with you I lose my mind" "Give me a sign" "Hit me baby one more time" "Oh baby, baby the reason I breathe is you" "Boy you got me blinded" "Oh, pretty baby, there's nothing that I wouldn't do" "It's not the way I planned it" "Show me how you want it to be" "Tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now" "Oh because my loneliness is killing me" "And I must confess I still believe" "When I'm not with you I lose my mind" "Give me a sign" "Hit me baby one more time" "[Cheering]" "Whoo!" "Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know" "Yeah" "Oh, pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go" "I must confess that my loneliness" "Is killing me now" "Don't you know I still believe" "That you will be here" "And give me a sign" "Hit me baby one more time" "My loneliness is killing me" "And I must confess I still believe" "When I'm not with you I lose my mind" "Give me a sign" "Hit me baby" "I must confess" "My loneliness" "Is killing me now" "Don't you know I still believe" "That you will be here" "And give me a sign" "[Cheering]" "[Chanting] Britney, Britney, Britney... 1, 2, 3, 4." "Hit me baby one more time." "Good-bye, Hawaii." "Mahalo, I love you." "I had a great time in Hawaii." "Whoo!" "[Fans screaming]" "MAN:" "Britney, have a good time?" "It was wonderful, I had so much fun." "I'm kind of sad I've got to leave." "Bye."