"I was here." "Don't wander away like that." "You scared me, you know." " I'm sorry." "Let's go home now." "Mom, I found it!" " Really?" "Good, let's go home." "I got into the car at 2." "But then, I was coming here." "Well, I thought I was coming here." "But then Georgia wanted to go to the Loft, so then..." "You know she's my fare home..." "So then I had to go to the Loft." "And when we got there, she was like..." ""Well now I want to take a nap." So... then I'm waiting for her to like wake up and then..." "I fell asleep." "I have been asleep all day." "Are you angry?" "Okay." "How, how angry do you think I should be?" "Do you think I should be mmm... really angry, a little bit of angry." "What do you would be... appropriate right now?" "What's a good, good response?" "Go on." "A little angry." "Could you be less angry?" "We're not going to fight about this." "Fine by me." " Not going to do it, not going to do it." "The same old things... going over and over again I get angry... because the only time I get to see you is when you're hung over... and you stay home all day and watch TV and then you say... being out of work this long is "affecting you"." "And that isn't true?" "I say you are doing nothing to change your situation... and you tell me you're going to prove me wrong and... and then I catch you lying." "Lying again to me... yourself..." "Because you stay home all day and it's just talking in circles." "I'm just getting so tired of it!" "Tim." "Listen..." "Georgia wanted to go to the Loft." "I didn't even want to go." "Who the fuck's Georgia?" "Natasha." "Gloria you are, you're a mess." "You are out of control, and I love you... but I can not deal with you in that state." "What are you talking about?" "I've packed your things." "They're in the bedroom." "What?" "You can keep the cases." "They are good ones." "What?" "What?" "I think it would be best for the both of us if you were not here..." "When I got back, okay?" "So, umm..." "Tim!" "Good bye." "I'm sorry." "Tim!" "Tim!" "It's him." "Thank God!" "Just got a play with..." "I know." "Gloria, where is the plug?" "My phone is on red right now." "We have got to order some Italian food." "No, I want Chinese." "COLOSSAL" "Excuse me?" " Oscar?" "Gloria." "Glori..." "I can't believe it!" "Oh my God, it's a miracle I recognized you!" "Well, yeah..." "Anyway, hi!" "Yeah, hi, hello." "Hi!" "So, what are you doing here?" "I needed a vacation." "And my parents hadn't rented out the house... and you know, I haven't been up in so long." "Sure." "Yeah, yeah." "Well, what are you doing now?" "Like right now?" "Nothing." "You want to hang out?" "Yeah, sure, yeah sure." "Yeah come on here, hop in..." "Okay cool." "Get in." "Okay, you need any help?" "Sorry." "I'm sorry, I'm still just blown away that you are actually here." "Yeah." "Where are we going?" "Oh yeah, we're going to uh, to work." "Work at the bar." "Oh you own a bar with your dad." " Nice." " Oh no, it's mine now." "Yeah, my uhh..." " My dad passed away." " I'm sorry Oscar, I'm really sorry." "No, it's alright." "When did that happen?" "A few years ago." "He was a really nice guy." "Yeah." "How's your mom?" "I bet that was really hard on her." "She died long before that." "Jesus, I'm so sorry!" "Yes, we we're still living." "Don't you remember?" "You went to the funeral." "It looks different than I remember." "Yeah, I did some renovations awhile back." "Yeah, less and less people started showing up..." "I think the whole Country Western thing uhh... was scaring people away, honestly." "I like it!" "Yeah?" "Yeah!" "Yeah." "Yeah, I thought you would." "More refined right?" "Yeah, I just wanted to have something that had a little bit more of a classic feeling bar." "You know?" "Something that doesn't necessarily rely on a theme or anything like that." "Well it has a theme." "No it doesn't." "No, I mean it's got a vibe, yeah, sure, but it doesn't have a theme." "Why what would the theme be?" "Like a bar?" "Hey, didn't this used to be bigger?" " Yeah, yeah, good memory." "I just ended up shutting that half down, you know, didn't need for the people and everything." "But..." "It's alright, I've got a buddy that comes in every once in awhile to help me out." "Most of the time I can just fend for myself though, so..." "You alright?" "You, you... yeah, huh..." "It's this nervous tick I have." "I get this itch right here." "You look like a monkey." "I look like a monkey." "So what?" "You're Oscar's secret..." "No." "We don't know anything about you." "We were friends in elementary school." "And then I moved to New York and I've lived there ever since." "Now, I'm visiting for a few days." "You know what your problem is?" "What's my problem?" "I used to live in New York too, a while back..." "I worked there, for a few months in a print shop." "And I met this guy who'd lost his passport." "And he couldn't afford a new one, so..." "I decided to help him, let him stay with me for a while." "After a week of living with him," "I find out the police are looking for him... because he beat up his boyfriend." "Hey Garth." " Sorry..." "What's my problem?" " What's your problem?" "Yeah, you asked did I know what my problem was... and then you told a story, and I don't know what..." "What does it have to do with me?" "I didn't ask you that." "Did I?" "Yeah, you did." "Sorry." "He has this problem that whenever he meets someone new." "he gets very eager for babbling on." "That is totally not true." "Sorry." "What do you think of Mainhead?" "Has it changed a lot?" "The truth:" "I have no fucking idea." "Right back here." "Holy shit!" "Oscar, the horses!" "Oh, yeah, yeah..." "Oh my God, you kept you kept this place the way it was." "It's awesome!" "So why don't you use it, it's so great?" "Well, I told you I didn't really need it." "Didn't really need it." "He ran out of money in the middle of the renovation." "Couldn't afford to finish it." "This is his dark little secret." "Like a lower back tattoo." "Hey..." "Oscar?" "Yeah." "You're nuts!" "This place is magical." "Because it's not literal any more, it's like..." "It's actually ironic now." "You want a Tic-Tac." "Why, does my breath smell?" "Hey Oscar?" "Do you got any tea bags?" "Why, do not you want a cup of tea?" "No, I want a tea bag... with that little string and the paper do-hickey at the end." "Yes, I'm familiar with the concept." "What do you need it for?" "I want to do a trick." "I don't know your name." "Joel." " Gloria." "Why do they always do that?" "What?" "They always introduce you to all the guys... except for the good-looking ones." "One, hmm-hmm." "Well have you ever heard of hot tea?" "Because hot tea doesn't come in bottles." "It's like a fucking Wes Anderson movie in here." "Oscar, I love it!" "Only wish the songs were better." "When we were kids back in school..." "Every year they would have this short story contest in the spring." "And Gloria here, would always win Always!" "Oh come on my stories were terrible." "Oh yeah well..." "I know they were better than mine, so..." "I'm going to get more booze." "I didn't know that you wanted to be a writer." "No, I didn't..." "You missed the point dumb-dumb..." "I'm not, She's the writer..." "I'm not a writer I mean I don't like..." "I don't write fiction." "I write... articles for an online magazine." "They're on the internet?" "Yeah, they are..." "That's, that's cool." "It is." "Yeah." "Write down the address and then I can check it out." "Alright." "Yeah." "Here we go." "Sorry." "What the hell's wrong with you?" "Am I going to have to kick your ass again?" "Oscar, nothing happened..." "Please, spare me okay?" "It's your first night back in town and someone had to go fuck it up." "We've all been drinking, okay." "It's fun." "We're just having fun." "Nothing happened." "Nothing happened." "Yeah." "What's going on?" "Nothing!" "Jesus Christ!" "What happened?" "Shit!" "What the...?" "Hi." "Oasis, what's up?" "I don't know." "I'm okay, I'm just..." "I'm okay." "Yeah, no I haven't done anything." "What are you talking about?" "What?" "Oh come on." "This is got to be like a..." "This, this is got to be an internet prank or something... like a viral hoax, right?" "What!" "?" "Oh my God!" "Oh... you know, I need both my hands..." "I've got to call you back, okay." "Bye." "Oh my God!" "Holy shit!" "Oh my God!" "Hurry up." "We're fucking around." "Hey, what's that?" "Hello?" "Uhm, is this a good time to talk, I mean are you busy?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Just got home." "What's wrong." "What's wrong?" "!" "Oh my God, Tim!" "I just looked at the news, and..." "I, I" "I think I'm in shock, I" "I mean, a giant monster... just materialized over Seoul." "Out of nowhere, I mean..." "Yeah, it's crazy." "But don't worry it happened like 9 hours ago." "You're just hearing about it?" "Yeah." "Well, what have you been doing all day?" "I, I..." "I've been like, you know... doing stuff around the house, and..." "Hey, what are you getting at, Tim?" "I'm worried about you, that's all." "You said you were going home to figure things out." "To get your life together..." "Yes, yes, yes, that is exactly what I am doing." "Gloria, if you're still out drinking all night, you need... professional help." "You know, we've been here before..." "Whether this shocking phenomenon is considered... an attack or a natural disaster?" "Meanwhile, the global state of emergency... continues with stock markets plunging." "Thanks." "So far, this is the best footage we have... of the creature vanishing into thin air." "The unprecedented nature of this phenomenon..." "That's change." "You know you're watching something that's going to change the course of history." "Spoken among scientists... in raising the question of whether we need to revise.." "Our entire understanding of the laws of physics." "With hundreds of specialists already converging on Seoul... the initial scientific analysis has wavered..." "All those innocent victims..." "I'm having a beer... thinking, how lucky we are to be watching." "This and the high level of air contamination... triggered by the destruction." "Have accelerated the evacuation of many... affected urban areas." "The UN has called for a world-wide cease fire... and is asking for support from all nations able to help." "The US and NATO forces have already... been dispatched to help the search... and rescue operations... as the number of injured or missing... citizens continues to climb." "After the first public statement... the South Korean President..." "It was unclear..." "Hello." "Hi." ""Did I wake you?" "No, it's okay." "What's up?" "I just want to talk to you." "I just woke up and..." "And I thought you'd be on your way to work, so I wanted to talk to you." "Gloria, you're drunk." "I'm not talking to you when you're drunk." "I'm not drunk, I'm..." "I want to talk to you..." "I mean uh, getting stuck with the house I bought..." "I bought an inflatable mattress!" "I've got to get ready for work, okay?" "Okay, I'll talk to you later." "Shit!" "Shit!" "Hi." "I brought you a TV." "Careful." "Oh, shit!" "I've just got to..." "I mean, we should probably put it in here." "Yeah." "Sorry." "Yeah, sorry it's kind of a mess in here." "This is the only place I can get WiFi without a password, so..." "What did you say?" "Wh..." "I didn't say anything." "Oh okay." "Yeah." "I thought we'd pop it over here we've got the outlet and everything." "Do you want me to do anything?" "No, honestly I'm good." "I know what I'm doing I like doing this kind of stuff." "Okay, thank you." "Oh, I got to say this is a pretty nice surprise!" "What, the TV?" "Yeah." "We talked about this last night." "Don't you remember?" "Yes." "Yeah, yeah." "Did the monster come back?" "Yeah, it attacked Seoul again." "What?" "But not as bad." "The thing appeared, the monster, in the same place..." "But it just stood there... and it like made a bunch of weird hand gestures." "But it did destroy a few buildings and some people got hurt." "But again nothing like last time." "What time did it happen?" "8:05" "The same..." " Exact same time..." "Well that's weird." "Same time as yesterday... and the same time, you know the other time it showed up." "What other time?" "I'll show you." "Yeah, please." "Yeah." "I can't believe you haven't seen this." "This is uh..." "Yeah." "It was like 25 years ago." "Oh my God!" "It appeared and disappeared ex... 8:05." "Right on the dot." "Back then everyone just thought it was a hoax." "But..." "Yeah, it's the only photo they have." "Not the greatest quality, but you know you can tell it's it from the silhouette, right?" "In Seoul too?" "Ah yeah, that was in Seoul, yeah." "Well that's a shame." "Why do you say that?" "Well, you know like, the monster is only attacking Seoul... well then all the rest of the world will stop caring, you know like?" "Like all the cease fires that happened..." "They'll just... end." "So you don't remember anything we talked about last night, huh?" "I got really melodramatic didn't I?" "Well, I..." "You told me that you weren't really on a vacation... that you've been looking for a job for a year... and you've been living with your boyfriend." "Tim and uh... and it didn't work out... and said you didn't have any money you decided to move back here for a while." "For the record, I figured out that you were broke on my own." "So you don't have to feel bad about..." "Oh well." "Congratulations!" "Is there anything else?" "I told you that if you wanted to give me a hand at the bar... that you're more than welcome." "You know make a little money while you're staying here." "What did I say?" "You said yes." "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked you when you were drunk... it was bad timing by me, I..." "No, what are you talking about, it's such a nice thing to do, but..." "I mean, do you need help at the bar?" "Well, if this mess keeps going on." "Yeah, yeah..." "I'll definitely need help at the bar." "People have got to drink." "Okay, I'll tell you what." "I'll come to work at the bar... if you agree that we clean up the Western side..." "Alright, you're hired." "Yes!" "The Country side is going to open!" "Make it official, boom." "Thank you." "Start at 5:00 tonight?" "Great." "Alright, well there we have it." "Hey?" "Yeah." "Thank you!" "Yeah, of course." "You need a sofa." "What?" "You should get a sofa for in here." "You can watch, you know..." "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Alright, you want me to pick you up later?" "That'd be great, thank you." "Cool, can do." "Thank you!" "Perfect." "Okay." "Despite the lack of recent attacks... the city remains on high alert." "As there seems to be no discernible patterns to the locations... where the monsters appear and spore a path of destruction... the entire city of Seoul and its surrounding suburbs... are on high alert." "See, I don't think it's alive." "What do you mean?" "I mean it's not an animal... it's like a machine... and it's being operated by remote control or something." "You ever notice how it just keeps moving?" "Destroying everything in its path, but it never looks down." "If you were walking surrounded by buildings... up to your waist or your shoulder... wouldn't you look around to see where you were going?" "Even if you want to destroy everything... it makes no sense to keep staring straight ahead... if everything is below you." "Hey, are you okay?" "This is the creature's third appearance..." "Despite the confusion caused... by the creature's last appearance..." "NATO, the UN, and coalition forces... remain on high alert." "In a statement, NATO said, military forces... will be ready to press... in case the monster appears again." "Oh my..." "Come on." "No, no..." "Come on!" "The inability of the Government to evacuate its citizens quickly enough... has forced the council to model potential civilian casualties involved in moving forward with the operation." "This move has caused a massive outcry... from humanitarian organizations around the world." "Okay." "Okay." " Hey..." " Hi." "How are you doing?" "Fine." "I just want to apologize for the other day, I was just, uh..." "You know, my tone... lecturing you a lot and I just haven't really asked... you know, if you're okay." "I'm, I'm fine." "I'm not trying to pry or anything I'm just uh... don't really know what you're actually doing there." "What I'm actually doing, I'm, I'm..." "I am uh..." "Working." "Working?" "Yeah, yeah, I'm working in the bar." "It belongs to a friend of mine from school and um... he hired me part-time... and I am a waitress." "You're a waitress?" "Yeah." "But..." "Hold on." "Gloria?" "Oscar." "I brought the sofa." "Hi..." " Hi." "Brought a sofa?" "Yeah, you wanted a sofa." "I wanted a sofa?" "Okay so, bring it through here." "Yeah." "I think it would be good in here." "It would go against this wall here." "Yeah, yeah, yeah that'd be..." "Oh my gosh!" "What?" "A futon." "Yeah, it's alright?" "You remember my inflatable mattress?" "It has a hole in it or something." "I don't know... it deflated and my back is killing me." "Thank you!" "Yeah." "Oh my gosh!" "It's so nice." "Good timing then, huh?" "I've never seen anyone so excited about a futon before." "Highlight of my day." "Well, sorry to break up the love affair here, but..." "We've got to go to work." "No..." "Yeah." "Not yet, not yet..." "Yeah it's time to work." "Let's go." "Okay." "Hold on, I've just got to grab my phone." "Do it." "That's amazing." "I owe you big for that." "Alright, so I want you to watch... because this is how Oscar dances... when he is trying to seduce you." "It was a wedding." "Right." "Okay." "Right, right..." "Note the fingers gyrating around the entertainment center..." "What are you doing, man?" "That's hilarious." "Hilarious, and accurate." "So the astronaut climbs into the capsule..." "Hey Joel, just make sure to turn off the lights in here." "Don't turn anything off and on up front okay?" "Don't turn anything off and on up front okay?" "Forget it." "Nobody is even paying attention, it doesn't matter." "I got it." "Forget it." "Nobody is even paying attention, it doesn't matter." "Forget it." "Nobody is even paying attention, it doesn't matter." " What?" " Listen to what?" "To the story." "About the astronaut." "Jesus Christ." "Weren't you listening to a word I was saying?" "No." "Who cares about the story." "Are you gonna do the trick or what?" "I'll do the trick at the end of the story about the astronaut." "Why?" "If... if the trick's good enough." "Fuck the story." "What if the trick suck?" "Fuck the story." "Alright." "Alright, just to catch up with blah blah blah... there's an astronaut etc. etc. ..." "Here we go." "Showtime." "Don't blow it out." "Okay, gents..." "Not all that interesting." "Oh, look at that." "Very cool." "Very cool." "It likely would've been better with the story, though." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "I need to tell you guys something." "But you have to promise... that you're not gonna tell anyone, okay?" "Not a soul." "Alright?" "This is a secret between us." "No one else can know, okay?" "Alright." "We gotta go the park." "And I'm really gonna show you guys somethin'." "Alright." "Okay." "Uh.. there's a website called "Seoul Under Attack" or something like that." "You gotta find that one." "And uh... everybody over there." " Okay." " Gloria, what is this?" "Shh..." "I just need everybody to be quiet." "Just go." "Okay." "Alright." "Good, good, good." "Everybody's gonna be over there." "And I am... in this side." "Alright, I got it." "Now what?" "Joel." "Come on." " Yeah, okay." " Okay." "Um... uh..." "click on the window that it has a... the river area..." "it's the third one, I think." " Okay." " Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Look, it's gonna happen really soon." "Just wait for it." "Wait for what?" "Just watch the screen, and tell me when you see it." "See what?" "Holy shit." "Alright, it's back." " It's... you see it?" " Yeah." "I got it." " Is it there?" " The giant monster?" "Yeah." "Holy shit!" "Gloria, you gotta see this." "What is it doing?" "It's dancing." "It's dancing like?" "Holy shit!" "It stop." "Hi, assholes." "I'm blowing you..." "I'm blowing you kisses." "What the... okay... how..." " How?" " Wait, wait." "This isn't happening." "No, no, no." "This is not happening." "This is one of those practical joke apps." " This is a joke." " But, it's nice to be dancing so uh..." "Can you guess which film this is from, huh?" "The fuck is going on?" "Do you want to make any request?" "This is gonna last that long." " It's a joke." " What..." "What the..." "They're... they're shooting at you." "Missiles." "They're shooting at me?" "Are you serious?" "Who?" "Where?" "Where?" "Alright, come on fuckers, you wanna mess with me?" "Come on!" "What was... what was that?" "A helicopter crash." "In my head?" "Yeah." "With the... pilot and everything?" "Wow." " Alright, Gloria, what is this?" " Shit." "Shit, I don't want to be here anymore." "I don't..." "How do I get out?" "Which way is the river?" "I don't know where it is." " Gloria." " I don't wanna be here anymore." "Could you just show me where the river is?" " Holy shit!" " What?" "What?" "Oh, you're up?" "I..." "I took your keys." "Thought I don't wanna wake you when I get back." "I hope that's... that's okay?" "Also I noticed you didn't have any food." "How many people did I kill?" "Give me the paper." "What?" "No, hold on... hold on..." "Gloria, listen..." "Could you please tell me how many people died?" "How about I fix you something to eat and then we can uh... we can just talk about it calmly, you know?" "Not many." "Alright?" "What are you doing?" "Alright, how many does "not many" mean?" "Does "not many" mean..." " Gloria, okay listen..." " Does it mean a hundred people?" " Gloria, you got to calm down." " Does it mean 200 people?" " Gloria..." " What is "not many" mean?" "I gotta tell someone." "I gotta tell somebody." "Hey, you gotta calm down." "I gotta turn myself in and I gotta..." " What?" "No, hold on." "I gotta tell how it could happen." "Yeah, but you don't know what happened." " Yes, I do." "Yes, I do." "I killed a shit load of people because I was acting like a drunk idiot again." "Hey, Gloria." "Hey." "Hey..." "That's not what happened." "What?" "Well, not the only thing that happened." "I'm pretty sure that's me." "They're so freaked out by the giant robot suddenly appearing that they're not talking about the dancing." "Okay." "Okay." "Had you ever been in the park at 8 to 5 before?" "I can't recall." "I don't think so." "You don't think so.." "You don't... come on." "Been in the park... that same one?" "No." "No, different one." "So, this is gonna happen at anytime this year." "It's crazy though, it's happening to the two of us." "The first time my monster appeared was when we were kids?" "Yeah." " Excuse me, more coffee?" "No... no." "I'm good." "Thanks." "Do you think she heard something?" "I think she heard something." "Hear what?" "That we're the ones destroying Seoul?" "Shut up!" "Don't say that." " Calm down." " Don't." "Even if she heard you, she have no idea what we're talking about, okay?" "I just..." "I think we need to keep it cool." "Be careful, okay?" "When people looking at us." "Those people are looking at us." "Hi, I'm the robot." "She's the monster." "I'm leaving." " I'm leaving." " Whoa." "Hey, whoa." "Stop." "I'm sorry, okay?" "Just calm down." "What were you saying?" "The time about first time your monster showed up?" "Okay." "What were we doing back then?" "Going to school." "No, what were we doing at that exact time?" "We were going to school." "Yeah." "8:05 is gonna be walking to the bus stop." "That's right." "I don't remember walking through that park." "In fact, that wasn't even a park when we were kids." "You know, I remember it was like just that fenced-off area..." "It was a construction site." "Yeah, it was like garbage and trees..." " Right." "You still wanna confess?" "No." "I feel terrible, but I'm... you know..." "Our confessing, that's not gonna do any good." "It's true." "Actually, there's nothing we can do." "Nothing we can do." "Yes, there is." "Boom." "Did you think it was weird?" "No." "No, not at all." "No, I used come here for years." "Go ahead." "It's your free food." "What is it, huh?" "Okay." "So, where do you want to meet later?" "Oh, no." "It's your night off." "You should probably get some rest." "I can do this." "You kidding?" "I'm not be able to sleep." "Me neither." "I guess, it was the wrong time to be funny." "One made a humorous allusion halfway through a sentence." "Um, I thought it was funny at the time, and you know it seem harmless because it was uh... a play on words." "Play on words is funny because how it sounds, not for what it means..." "They didn't fire me, but..." "When they started downsizing, I was the first one to go." "Oh, you jerk." "You already knew." "Yes, I'm sorry." " Aah... what?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "Why are you letting me like..." "I don't want you to think I was creepy, like some sort of stalker." "Oh it was too late for that." "I know." "Yeah." "So, you've been following me all these years?" "Of course I have." "Somebody actually made it out of here and... did something special for once." "You know this place is not bad at all." "You got your friends." "The bar is cool." "Yeah." "That was true." "I think some of the girls have their eyes on you?" "Some are ladies." "You know, I'm sorry." "I was actually this close to getting married about 6 years ago." " Really?" " Uh-huh." "I uh..." "Ask this girl to moving with me." "You know to see how thing could work." "And her, and the baby, actually, and uh..." "Well, it didn't last." "You know she... got bored real quick." "I'm sorry." "I don't blame her." "Hard not to get bored." "I mean, it's her ways but..." "It's not helping." "Hell, look what had to happen for things to get interesting around here." "Giants attacking South Korea." "No." "I mean you." "What's that?" "Sirens in Seoul." "Announcing I might show up." "Way to go." "Wait, what are you doing?" "What do you mean?" "I thought we're gonna do this together?" "No, this is my thing." "He's my problem." "I'm confused why'd you ask me to come out here then?" "Whoa, I didn't..." "You offered." "Can you just let me do it?" "Please just..." "You okay?" "Hold on." "Okay." "Yeah." "Yeah, you're there." "Okay, it's clear." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm sure." "Fine, go ahead." "A message just clear." "I'm sorry." "It was a mistake." "It won't happen again." "This shocking gesture has been met by skepticism from government and military leaders." "Just like I thought." "This is a good monster..." "It's been a good guy the whole time." " It confirms the creature is intelligent, understands language, at least Korean, and is eager to communicate." " Many residents have decided to return to their homes..." "Congratulations." "I get that you don't trust the translators on the internet." "But, your friend, the one with the restaurant... don't you think that he was just a little blown away when the monster wrote exactly what you told him to?" "I asked him to translate other phrases too, to throw him off." "What kind of phrases?" " Why does that matter?" "What did you tell them they were for?" "For tattoos." "Who gets a tattoo that says "I'm sorry, it was a mistake, it won't happen again."" "That's... how you... beg your wife for forgiveness after you've cheated on her?" "I've seen weirder tattoos, I'm just..." "Yeah." "I'm lost and I gotta pee." "Alright." "Good." "I supposed it's not how it's turn out." "Yeah, I mean I see your point there." "Yeah." "No, no, no..." "I got it." "You tattoo it backwards." "Okay." "Why backwards?" "I don't understand." "That way, you're the only who can read it." "You're saying it to yourself." "And why are you asking yourself for forgiveness?" "For getting a tattoo?" "Hi." "Hey." " We..." " Shh..." "Where do you live?" "What?" "What's your address?" " Hey." " Hi." " Come on in." " Thanks." "The guys still there?" "Yeah, they're still there, when I left they're still partying." "Thank you." "They uh..." "They won't think it's weird?" "No." "Why would they?" "They don't know anything about this." "Neither do I." "Do you want something to drink or..." "No?" "Comfy?" "Oh... oh my God." "I'm sorry." "Did you..." "Was that..." "I'm..." "I'm sorry." "I thought with you coming over here and..." "I'm kidding." "I'm so happy that you say that, I'm just thought..." "I screwed it up all again..." "Okay." "Joel!" "Wake up, wake up, we gotta go, we gotta go, come on!" "Come on." "Now!" "Oscar!" "Gloria!" "What are you doing?" "Are you outta your mind?" "What?" "We just had a little fun." "Hey Joel." "Hey Joel." "Oscar, Oscar, get out of there, turn around, walk toward the river and keep walking." "No!" " Alright, alright, calm down." "I'm not hurting anyone, OK, we already checked." "We're not fucking idiots." "Shit." "Oh shit." "Shit.. be careful!" "Oh come on, you're the one who killed a shit lot of people, not me." "Spare me the lectures." "Get out." "I don't fucking want to." "OK." "Oh hey, I need you to go in early today." "Start cleaning up the Western side of the bar." "If not too tired, obviously." "Why are you ask me to do that now, Oscar?" "What are you talking about?" "You offered." " After what happened this morning with the surprising turn of events," " the theory shared by many has been confirmed:" " the two creatures are not on the same side." " And the creature we first considered a threat, could very well be the one protecting the city of Seoul." " As is to be expected, social media websites are talking about nothing else." " This is today's most watched viral video." " In other news, the monster and robot have developed a large following." " People are flocking to Seoul from all over the world..." " in hopes of catching a real-life glimpse of the phenomenon." "Same way tonight, right?" "It's really uh.." "It's really well done, actually, you know." "More times I watch it, the funnier it gets." "Hey, Oscar, why don't you give it a rest?" "Was it problem?" "I can't think it's funny?" "You don't think I know to laugh for myself?" "No, no, no.." "I just, you know.." "You seen it thousand times," "I think you might be exaggerating a little, right?" "Excuse me, no, no, hold on." "I am not the one who watched it a thousand times, everyone else has." "You know, I mean look at this things, there's not many people in the world, look.." "OK, OK, you're right, you're right, never mind." "Projection screen's down." " What?" "Screen, still down, you leave it like that overnight it'll warp." "You ask me to close it?" "I am asking you to do your job." "Well, umm.." "I got it." " No." "Hey Garth!" "Don't touch it." " Come on man." " It's her job." "Go on." "Garth!" "Stay out of this, OK?" "If fact, why don't you just go back in the bathroom?" "I know, hey, you don't have to flush the toilet." "We all know you're not taking a shit in there." " What?" " Buddy.." "You can store it wherever you want in my bar." "I.. staying be nice, if you trusted us a little more, that's all, we're your friends." "Which is why we turn our head for years pretending like, you know, we don't know what you're doing in the bathroom." "What.. are you crazy?" "You know that I have a digestive issues." "You gotta wipe yourself properly." "Something wrong with your nose?" "You know that I haven't snorting anything in years." "I know, I know, I know that, yeah, everybody knows." " Very proud of you." " What's with the tone?" "What's the problem, Garth?" "Taking a shit make you this nervous?" "Sit down, drink your beer." "It's okay." "Gloria, sure you don't wanna beer?" "No, I am good Oscar, thanks." "Why?" "Cause you're keep an eye on me, right?" "Well don't." "Don't like it when people keep tabs on me." "I am not keeping tabs on you." "Then have a beer." "I haven't had a beer since Sunday or anything to drink, really." "Why?" "Cause I don't wanna do anything stupid." " Stupid?" " Yeah." "The way.." "Stupid, yeah, stupid, you mean like the rest of us, yeah?" "No, Oscar, not like you, like me, like stupid, like when I got drunk and fell and killed hundreds of people, like that." "And when that happened do we, do we start checking up on you, like you're a little girl?" "And did we judge you?" "No, of course not, that's not who we are." "Hell, Garth here's been doing coke in secret for the last 5 years, no one is judging him, right?" "Fuck you!" "You can go to hell." "I am leaving." "OK, see you buddy." "You're lucky that the rest of us don't have.." "I thought you were leaving!" "Lucky that the rest of us.." "You lucky I don't call the cops on you, you junkie!" "Come on, Gloria, have a beer." "I tell you what.." "If you drink that beer, I'll go take a walk to the park later." "What?" "Are you kidding?" "Drink it." "Please know that I'm only being this pushy because deep down I know you want it." "OK." "Cheers." "Oscar, Oscar listen.." " Alright, turn off everything, lock up please." " Oscar." "Oscar, Oscar, listen to me, you are drunk." "Hey, you're drunk, there's real people and this is not a good idea." "Hey, don't worry, I am not gonna kill anyone." "Oscar!" "I know you think everything revolves around you, but it doesn't!" " Not anymore!" " Oscar." "My life is just as amazing as yours now, for once!" "And if you don't like it, fuck you!" "Oh Good, you made it." "I was concern, I didn't think you'd be here on time." "Nailed it." "Boy, you're pretty winded." "It's okay, I can wait." "Catch your breath." "Will you slap me again?" "Come on." "Well, you like hold on, you hit me a lot harder yesterday." "Give 'em a good show." "Yeah, I don't know.." "Not the same, it must been a surprise.." "Oscar, stop it." " No punching." " Hey, hey, hey." " Oscar, Oscar, let me go." "No.." " You're hurting, ow!" " You.." " Alright.." "Not a direct hit, but left a majority down there." "Get out!" "Get out!" "Fuck you!" "Stop!" "It's over!" "Hey, hey, hey, it's over, so just stop it!" "OK, please?" "It's over, stop, please!" "God damn it!" "Shit!" "I think you broke the skin!" "Look at this, look what you did to me." "Here!" "There are your keys, I am not going back to your shitty bar!" " Yeah you are." " Oh yeah." "Yeah." "You're gonna keep working at the bar." "Or I am come back here tomorrow and destroy an entire neighborhood." "And I'll come back and I'll kick your fucking ass!" "No you won't." "I'm done being Mr. Nice Guy." "See you at work?" "I'll see you at work." "Come on, let's go." " Hi." " Hi." "Are you alone?" "Sorry, I just.." "I wanted to say I am sorry." "For everything that has been happening." "Now, I.." "I was with Oscar all morning and he's sorry too." "He is so sorry, he told me to come over here and give you this." "What is all this?" "Well, it's for you, for your house." "There's, you know, couple of rugs and some chairs." "And then uh, there's some side tables in the back, I can unload it all myself." "Gloria?" "!" "Gloria, where you're going?" " Gloria.." " What the hell are you doing?" "Come on." "Come inside." "You want some coffee or some drink?" "What's with the furniture in the truck, Oscar?" "I thought I told you about that, that's from my uncle's house." "They aren't using it so you can do whatever you want." "I don't want it." "I am totally ashamed." "Yeah well you should be." "Did I hurt you?" "I mean do you have any.." "cuts or bruises or anything?" "No, not really, no." "But you're sure you're okay?" "Like, we didn't kill anybody this morning, OK, that's all that matters right?" "I feel so shame." "That I hurt you, I just had such a shitty day.." "I can't bear it.. to you, I think about.." "I am so sorry, I.." "I am sorry." "Please, can we be friends again?" "Listen buddy, you gotta promise me something, OK?" "No more staying after hours at the bar, OK?" "You close, and you go home, right?" "No more late night drinking." " OK." " You promise?" " I promise yeah." "I am no stranger to fucking up when drunk." "It's okay, we're good." "Thank you." "Jesus Christ!" "Hey, it's.." "What?" "!" "Hey, come on in." " Wow." " Yeah." "Do you want a drink?" "Well, drink.. but.." "No, thanks." "Yeah, you know it's.." "Been emailing you a bit and calling you, and didn't hear anything, so.." "A little bit worried." "So whenis your meeting?" "Tomorrow morning." "Have you ever been up here before?" "Actually no, no, first time." "We have not had client up." "It's pretty big coincidence you're here." "I think at least, speaking of, it's pretty big coincidences." " Yeah, but why you just say it like that?" " Like what?" "Like, coincidences." "You know, no, forget about it, never mind." "No, no, how about dealing with.." " Drop it." "A few, you know, big coincidences recently." "What coincidences?" "You've been looking for work for a year, come home, suddenly pop!" "Job." "Well, maybe I should've started out looking for a job as a waitress." "Gloria, you're not a waitress!" "This is new." "You've never been jealous like this before." "Je.." "I am not jealous, you think I am jealous?" "Look, all I am saying is this pretty weird that you're here." "No, I am not jealous." "I've never been jealous no matter how many times you've given me reason to be," "I'm not jealous, and never been jealous." "Not about to be jealous." "And anyway, we are not going out." "No we're not." " So, doesn't matter." "You can do whatever you want." "Except find a job and take care of myself, right?" "Oh yeah, cause you really doing that, just.." "you're doing just great." "Just great, you move back home working as a waitress." "So what?" "!" "In a bar, by the way." "Unless you hate it on the internet, I'll leave you alone, in a bar." "We're moving on." "Really evolving." "You get your friends to buy you beers, cause they have money." "Now I guess you just lean over the bar and pour yourself a cheeky one." "Mmm?" "I used to lend you money, now you're just working for tips." "Great, doing really great." "I gotta go." " No, no." "Look, I am sorry, I am sorry, just.." "No, it..." "I been trying talk to you for awhile.." "I just.." "I acted like a total jerk, I am sorry." "No, I mean, I have to go to the bar, my shift is starting." "Well, let me give you a lift." "No, no, it's okay, it's.. no." "I am here, I don't mind." "Dusty." "Hang on, what's going on here?" "Sports, Wild West... ooh, what's back there?" "Is that the medieval barbecue or something?" "What is this place?" "Hi." "This is.. this is Tim, this is Oscar." "Hello." " What's up?" "You know it was Gloria's idea." " What?" "You see, this side of bar had been closed for years." "But Gloria here thought it was, so "ironic" that she was like "Hey, you should open this back up"." "And here we are." "Shall we?" "What brings you in town, Tim?" "Umm, work." "Work?" "Good." "Work." "I am sorry, do you want anything to drink." "Oh sure, I'll take a beer, thanks." "Great, make it two." "It's good to have her back in town." "And she's been a real help around here, a lot of great ideas." "No, it's just surprise, that's all." " Oh yeah, why?" "You don't think she's capable doing a job like this?" "Well, no, of course she's capable." "Should anybody else do this, right?" "No, I mean, it's as worthy job as anything else." "Well, I am glad you find it worthy." "No, I just.." "Never done anything like this before." "You guys, can you please not talk about me like I'm not here." "Hey Oscar, can I have another cup of coffee please?" "Actually hold on." "Don't go." "One sec, Joe." "Sit, sit." "Tim, what would say would the most irresponsible thing to do in this bar?" "What would you think about it?" "For example." "Imagine I were to stand up right here and show you my ass." "That'd pretty rude." "And yet, it's not the first time, saw my dad's right here." "Not this early of course." "But it has happened." "Right Joe?" "Yes." "Now can I get some more coffee please?" "One sec." "I could take a pistol over there, in that corner booth." "Break one of the windows." "You and me, we could get a big old fist right here in front of anyone." "Those are all the irresponsible things to do." "But none of them are the most irresponsible thing." "I sec Joe, I'll be right with you, OK?" "This has been sitting back there for.." "Ten years now, wow." "Everybody thinks there's a bottle of fancy bourbon or something like that in here, but.." "they'd be wrong." "Nope, nope." "This is actually the most illegal thing in this bar." "You know, our pal, Garth." "And another buddy of mine gave it to me for my birthday while back now." "You know, they get down in Mexico, they're on vacation." "Still can't believe they made it through customs." "Thanks for coming in folks, have a good day." "Watch out." "Up until recently.. the boys and I.." "We.. we'd hop in the pickup, get a big bag of fireworks and.." "Then we'd drive out to the suburbs." "We'd light them all up, you know, scare the shit out of the locals but this.." "This firecracker, the biggest one we ever had.." "Never made the trip." "Not that we're afraid to use it, on the contrary we just.." "Thought it was so big, we wanted to save it for a special occasion." "So we left it behind, every time." "Then we reached the point where we just grew up." "Stopped screwing around like that at night." "And our friend here, found its way to the shelf back there, and it waited." "Year after year, for its big moment." "Joe you might want to get out the way." "Oscar, Oscar.." " What you want to do?" "What are you doing?" " No, no, no, no." "Fuck, go!" "Let's get out of here." "How about that huh?" "You are a crazy person!" "Come on Gloria." "I just did the most the irresponsible thing you could do in this bar." "You wanna know what?" "Even so, Gloria's not gonna leave with you." "Of course she is, come on." "Gloria." "I am leaving here at midday tomorrow, please come with me." "Gloria, I didn't have a meeting." "I came here for you." "I lied, sorry." "Please." "What a schmuck." "Jesus!" "That's.." "I'm sorry about that." "Didn't mean to scare you." "Wait.." "How did you even get in here?" "Your parents gave my parents a copy years ago." "Okay, just..." "leave the keys and get out." "Well sit down." "Take it easy." "Get out, get out or I'll call the cops." "I won't." "Thank you." "Now I uh.." "Came in here because of what your boyfriend said." "Ex-boyfriend." "Whatever." "The whole thing about, you're going back with him." "Thought you might be thinking about it." "Just here to make sure he'd call." "Look if you want to, please go ahead, get some sleep, I'll be right here." "You've lost your mind." "You know that right?" "What matters now is that you don't lose yours." "What's wrong?" "You hate yourself." "What?" "I used to think it was something else." "That you want me to be yours." "That you wanted to possess me, but no this is so much simpler than that." "You hate yourself." "What are you talking about?" "You can't stand that your life feels so small." "It's that simple." "And sad." "Tim, listen I can't explain now, but I'm coming with you." "Okay?" "Bye." "Um.." "No!" "God!" "No!" "Don't!" "No!" "Hey!" "No!" "No!" "Stop it!" "Shit." "Hey." "You can go home if you want." "Go back to New York." "Totally your call." "But every morning you're not here." "This will happen." "No, no, no.." "No, no.." "Gloria, what the fuck is wrong with you?" "What is going on?" " Okay I'm sorry." " Where are you?" "I didn't know where you were, what happen to you." "I know, I couldn't tell you before now, but it's cause I'm on plane." "On a plane?" " Yeah, I had to fly somewhere." "What do you mean somewhere?" "Well.." "Uh.." "Are you.. are you fucking with me?" "Is this a joke?" "No, listen I just want to let you know that I'm okay." "And, I.." "I'm really.." "I'm very sorry that I..stood you up." "No, are you gonna.." "Are you gonna tell me what's going on here?" "No." "No, come on, I think you owe me an explanation." "What?" "Why?" "No, no." "When you kicked me out of your apartment, you said that I was out of control." "And you couldn't help me in that state." "Well buddy." "Right now I'm more out of control than ever." "Where are you?" "Gloria?" "Gloria?" "Gloria?" "Glori.." "Come on!" "Quickly!" "Come on!" "Hurry up!" "Come on!" "Come!" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Shit.." "Please." "Please.." "Please.." "Put me down, right now you fucking bitch!" "Did you see, what just happened to the robot?" "Sorry.." "Are you.." "Okay?" "Yeah." "Do you want to hear an amazing story?" "Oh of course." "Would you like something to drink?"