"MAN [OVER PA]:" "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls to the incredible shale Brothers carnival tomorrow." "Ride the wild, exciting Hurricane roller coaster." "thrill to the amazing Monkey-Shine show." "Come one, come all." "We'II be there." "We're not babysitting Barney's little brother for nothing." "hello?" "Barn?" "Anybody home?" "Yow!" "Hi." "Is it raining outside?" "Heh-heh-heh." "Cute, real cute." "Where's your brother, Dusty?" "Oh, he's hanging around someplace." "Look, we're gonna be your babysitters tonight so the best way to get along is to listen to us and mind your manners." "Got it?" "Got it." "Good." "Now, tell me where Barney is." "I won't and you can't make me." "Oh." "This could be a Iong night." "well, guess I just have to go find him." "You'II be sorry." "Hey, Barney" " Hanging around is right." "What are you doing up there?" "He's doing the same thing you are." "[CHUCKLES]" "Cute, real cute, Dusty." "Now, Iet us down." "DUSTY:" "Don't you wanna go for a little spin first?" "BOTH:" "No, we don't!" "DUSTY:" "Yay!" "How about going for a ride too?" "BOTH:" "help!" "FREDDY:" "Let-- BARNEY:" "Us" "FREDDY:" "Down!" "Down?" "Oh, why didn't you say so?" "FREDDY:" "Aah!" "BARNEY:" "Yow!" "Oh, that monkey show better be worth it." "I never knew babysitting was such a tough job to hold down." "well, you know it now." "If you want those carnival tickets, better hang on." "Let me up." "I'm gonna tell Mom." "I'II get you for this." "That's why we need the experts over here right now." "Or even sooner." "[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "[PHONE RINGS]" "I'II get the teIesheII, you get the stonagraph." "[PANTING]" "Whew!" "Saved by the bell." "hello." "Is that you, WiIma-a-a-a?" "WILMA [OVER PHONE]:" "Sounds like you're doing aerockbics too." "Yeah, right." "only we're doing it the ha-ha-hard way, sitting down." "Hurry up, Freddy, he's getting away." "Ride them, cowboys." "Yoo-hoo!" "Never mind, he got away." "Who got away?" "Uh, nobody." "Come back here, nobody." "WILMA:" "Freddy, what's going on there?" "We're just having a little fun." "How'd you Iike to join us?" "Quick." "I think they wanna get together." "Maybe they want us to go to the carnival with them tomorrow." "could be." "Somebody's gotta pay their way in." "Uh, why don't you come on over here, Freddy?" "Maybe you'd better come over here." "We're all tied up right now." "[CHUCKLING]" ""'Who's been sleeping in my bed?" "' Asked the mama stegosaurus."" "[DUSTY SNORING]" "[BARNEY, FREDDY  BETTY SNORING]" "WILMA:" "Shh." "Yeah, so GoIdirocks comes to this empty house." "Go on." "That was half an hour ago." "FREDDY:" "half an hour?" "holy moly." "Nice going, Freddy." "Now he'II never get to sleep." "Okay, Dusty, time to go beddy-bye." "I won't and only WiIma and Betty can make me." "Okay, Dusty, Betty and I will tuck you in your nice warm bed." "Ah." "Okay." "See how easy it is once you learn the ropes?" "I don't wanna hear about ropes." "[CAR APPROACHING]" "Oh-oh, Barney, your folks are home from the movies." "Good, I'm ready to hit the sack." "What do you mean, "good"?" "If we're gonna get paid, we gotta get rid of the girls." "Oh, yeah, I get it." "How do you figure those things out, Freddy?" "Because I've been using my brain about 10 years longer than you have." "Let's go." "When do you think the guys are gonna ask us about the carnival?" "It's either now or never." "well, if you've gotta leave, girls, we'II see you to the window." "The window?" "It's never." "What's wrong with the door?" "well, if you go out through the door, you might run into" "Uh, one of Dusty's booby traps." "Yeah, that too." "See you the day after tomorrow." "What was that all about?" "It was all about their getting paid for babysitting and not us." "Ah, how do you figure those things out?" "I've known Freddy about three minutes longer than you have." "Oh." "FLO:" "Sound asleep." "How did you boys ever do it?" "To tell you the truth, Mom, we didn't." "You see" "What he means is, the little guy just wore himself out having so much fun." "That's just what I was waiting to hear." "You know who these three tickets are for?" "Uh, three?" "Are we all in this room?" "You guessed it." "You guys get to take Dusty with you to the carnival tomorrow." "Oh, great." "Now, no fair." "They can't have all the fun, Bob." "We're picking Dusty up at the Monkey-Shine show at 3:00." "Oh, relax, will you?" "FREDDY:" "Grrr...." "We'II have a great time." "No hard feelings." "FREDDY:" "Yow!" "[CHATTERING]" "Dusty." "Dusty, where are you?" "I'm right here." "well, stay close, will you?" "We don't wanna lose you." "We'd Iike to lose you, but we don't wanna lose you." "But I wanna go on the rides." "So do we, but we can't go on them because we're stuck with you..." "...and they're too scary for 6-year-oIds." "And even some 10-year-oIds." "Gee, Freddy, where's the fun?" "The fun comes at the Monkey-Shine show at 3 o'sundiaI." "By that time, your parents will be here and we'II be rid of him." "Not that we wanna get rid of you, Dusty." "Dusty?" "Dusty?" "DUSTY:" "Here I am!" "BARNEY  FREDDY:" "Whoa!" "See?" "It's not too scary." "Maybe not for you, but what about the poor animal?" "Now, if you don't come down, we're gonna leave you there." "DUSTY:" "If you do, I'm gonna tell mom." "Shame on you big nerds, picking on that nice little kid." "What nice little kid?" "We're trying to get my brother down." "Yo, I'II show you how to get him down." "Hey, Dusto, wanna split a pepposaurus pizza?" "Oh, boy, yeah." "FREDDY:" "Okay, so you got him down." "I suppose you want a thanks." "Not at all, FIintface." "You're paying for the pizza." "[LAUGHING]" "Okay, okay." "One small pizza coming up." "Uh, make that one small for you and five extra-Iarge for us." "Grrr...." "MAN [OVER PA]:" "Don't forget, folks the fun-tastic Monkey-Shine show starts in one hour." "Tickets are only three clams each." "What's the difference?" "After buying all those pizzas, we're flat broke." "NATE:" "Not necessarily, Freddy, old chum." "Nate slate, man, am I ever glad to see you." "Heh-heh-heh." "Rocky told me you'd be." "How many clams do you wanna borrow?" "Let me see." "There's the monkey show and food." "Uh, could you spare us 10 clams till Tuesday?" "Okay, that's three days at 10 percent, that comes to, uh...." "Uh, that's easy." "Three times 10 is 30 percent." "No way, Jose." "Wait a minute, I'II prove it." "This little piggy is one...." "will you cut that out?" "What do you say to 20 percent?" "FREDDY:" "I say that's robbery, but okay." "NATE:" "A pleasure doing business with you." "BARNEY:" "Whoa, Freddy, now you see why they call it the Hurricane." "Yeah, a thrill a minute." "If it weren't for Dusty, we'd be right up there." "If it weren't for Dusty, I'd be on my way home." "I wanna ride it, I wanna ride it." "FREDDY:" "Forget it, kid, it's too dangerous." "Then how come they're riding it?" "Wow, what a ride." "Hey, was it scary?" "Of course it was, that's why they had Betty's big brother along." "Ha-ha." "It's a piece of cake." "You guys gonna ride it, Freddy?" "It's a piece of cake." "Uh, no thanks, I just had a piece of pizza." "Ah, these guys are afraid anyway." "We're afraid he's too young." "Yeah, we're afraid and he's too young." "[LAUGHING]" "Look, as long as you're here...." "Sorry, we don't do bedtime stories in the middle of the day." "Ready for the haunted house, girls?" "Yeah, Iet's go." "DUSTY:" "Can I go with you, huh?" "Sorry, Dusty, but somebody's gotta babysit the boys." "Very funny, WiIma!" "Yo, you bozos gonna ride the Hurricane?" "Ha-ha." "Fat chance." "Uh-uh, we're dying to, but we got nobody to watch Dusty." "Eh, no probIem-o, wimpo." "I'II keep an eye on the little guy." "JANET:" "Come on, fellas, climb in." "I'm watching the kid." "climb in." "Uh, well, I was gonna save this ride till last." "Yeah, by that time it might be closed." "FLAB:" "We saved you the best seats." "BARNEY:" "Hey!" "FREDDY:" "Hey!" "Boy, this looks even more dangerous than watching Dusty." "We should have never left him with Rocky." "ROCKY:" "Yo, relax, FIintrock, I'm watching the little fella." "Uh, where's my little brother?" "Down there." "See, I'm still watching him." "BARNEY:" "I gotta get off." "ROCKY:" "Heh-heh-heh." "Watch out for that first step." "Eh, I hope Dusty's gonna be all right." "I hope we're gonna be all right." "Whoa!" "[ALL SCREAMING AND YELLING]" "Ah." "We could have got killed on that ride." "well, we're gonna get killed again by my folks." "Dusty's gone." "FREDDY  BARNEY:" "Dusty!" "What are we gonna do, Freddy?" "I don't know, but we better do it fast." "The shadow is on II." "Uh-oh, only one hour till III." "Oh, it's all that rotten Rocky's fault." "Dusty, come out, come out wherever you are." "ROCKY:" "Yo, SIumpstone." "You seen Dusty?" "No." "But if you wanna put up a reward, we'II look for him." "You put up the reward, you lost him." "Yo, that's a thought." "I'II put it up after you Ioan me the money." "What money?" "That money." "[LAUGHING]" "Hey, Iet me go." "Hey, guys, Finkstone's offering a big reward for the kid." "Gee, that's swell of you, Fred." "[GRUNTING]" "Hey, see billy Bong, the boxing kangasaurus." "He hops, he bops, he jumps, he thumps." "You'II get a kick out of this amazing beast." "I'm really getting worried, Freddy." "Maybe we should go to the police." "See Humongo, the strongman." "We can't go to the cops." "First thing they'II do is call your mom." "Let Madam Lasagna tell what your future holds in store." "She knows all and tells all." "Step right in, folks." "Hey, a fortune teller." "Yeah." "Maybe she can find Dusty in her crystal ball." "Gee, I don't know, Freddy." "It'd have to be a pretty big crystal ball to have him hide in there." "You see, his brother's missing, and his folks are gonna be real worried." "And mad." "And we were wondering if we could take a peek into your crystal ball." "The crystal ball holds many secrets." "could you describe the boy?" "well, he's 6 years old and is pretty short." "And looks just like that kid in your crystal ball." "Yeah, just like him." "I don't believe it." "Do you know where he is?" "FREDDY:" "Yeah, right behind us." "He's in the crystal ball and behind us too?" "He took off, Iet's go." "hold it, not until you cross my palm with five cIammy ones." "Oh, sure, you got it." "What are you guys trying to do?" "Sorry, you guys." "We got a little problem that's a big problem." "Dusty's missing." "Sounds like ajob for the best detective in Bedrock, philo Quartz." "And I just happen to be free." "Great, philo." "He's not exactly free." "He's available at a price." "Whoa, wait a minute." "How can you talk about money at a time like this?" "There's a sweet, innocent little boy lost out there." "Yeah, and what about Dusty?" "I was talking about Dusty." "Oh, I didn't recognize him." "Dusty?" "Dusty?" "I hope PhiIo's having better luck than we are." "MAN [OVER PA]:" "Don't miss the fabulous Monkey-Shine show." "only 30 minutes till our curtain goes up." "And our curtain comes down." "AII right, who'II be next?" "Step right up and throw pies at the clowns." "Okay, gents, pick a pie." "Two clams a try." "Are you ready backstage?" "Uh, we don't have any money, mister." "We're just looking for somebody." "Go away, boys, you bother me." "I think I saw him." "Dusty." "Where did he go?" "MAN:" "Hey, you clowns, Iet's go." "The little kid who was here." "Yeah, the short kid." "BARNEY:" "He's out front?" "MAN:" "Okay, fire when ready." "BARNEY:" "Dusty, no." "FREDDY:" "Hey, cut it out." "No." "MAN:" "Give the little guy a kewpie doll." "He's rotten." "That's what he is, rotten." "But the pie was pretty good." "You know what?" "I almost hope we don't find him." "Because if we found the little twerp right now, I'd...." "[GRUNTS]" "Freddy." "Freddy, it's him, the little twerp." "Where?" "Let me at him." "Freeze, you rotten little...." "BARNEY:" "Way to go, Freddy." "Need any help?" "Stop that, you bullies." "Uh, it's not what you think, lady." "That kid is" "Ah!" "A total stranger." "Freddy." "MAN [OVER PA]:" "Just 15 minutes to the fantastic Monkey-Shine show." "You won't want to miss it." "We won't want to, but we will." "I wonder if my folks will miss Dusty if we don't find him." "ROCKY:" "Yo, Stonehead, over here." "You seen him?" "I'm about to earn my reward." "He went in there, the Cave of Horrors." "Come on, Freddy, Iet's go." "Uh, yeah." "Look, uh, no sense in all of us going in after him." "I'II just stay out here and catch him when he runs out." "Stop, wait, put me down." "Hey, don't worry, yellowstone, I'II hold your hand." "[LAUGHING]" "[MAN CACKLING OVER PA]" "MAN:" "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here." "That tears it, I'm getting off." "Yo, it isn't safe to stand up when the ride is moving." "[GROWLING]" "[FREDDY SCREAMS]" "BARNEY:" "I hope he's had dinner." "Don't be frightened, kiddies." "These animals aren't real." "[LAUGHS]" "Or are they?" "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." "I'm not waiting to find out." "Dusty would never come in here." "It's too scary for a little kid." "Then tell it to that little kid." "[GROWLING]" "Heh-heh-heh." "That kid cracks me up." "That big monster swallowed the little monster." "help, stop the ride." "mellow out, you twerps." "They can't stop this thing every time some nerd freaks out." "But he swallowed Dusty." "Look at it this way, Barn, at Ieast we know where he is." "I wouldn't be so sure, Bonerock." "Dusty, come back!" "[BARNEY PANTING]" "Boy, Freddy, I'm getting pooped." "Just around this corner, we might get lucky." "WILMA  BETTY:" "Oh!" "Hey, it was lucky, Freddy." "It's my favorite flavor." "Sorry, girls, we're kind of in a hurry." "Just a little problem." "Which is gonna be a bigger problem as soon as Dusty's parents find out." "You heard?" "From PhiIo and Nate." "MAN [OVER PA]:" "Attention, everyone." "The fabulous flying Monkey-Shine show is about to begin in five minutes." "Be there or be square." "That's it, it's all over." "It doesn't have to be." "That's right." "rubble's rule number nine don't give up the ship, uh, unless it's got a hole in it." "well, we're sinking and when the rubbles get here and find no Dusty, we'II be sunk." "Ah, not if they think they see Dusty." "[GIBBERING]" "wilma, I think you just threw us a paddle." "WILMA:" "well, the hat helps." "He even reminds me a little of Dusty." "So far, I Iike him better." "Hey, you guys, I found them, I found them." "Dusty?" "No, his parents." "They're on their way" "Hey, when did you find Dusty?" "Hang on, you're not Dusty." "He's gonna be till you find him." "Now, get going." "PHILO:" "Right." "We better get going too." "Up there." "At that height, Dusty's folks might not know the difference." "But I might." "wilma, Betty." "BOTH:" "Hi." "Have you seen the boys and Dusty?" "WILMA:" "Yes." "BETTY:" "No." "What we mean is" "We haven't seen him that much." "Because the boys have been taking such good care of him." "Where are they?" "There they are, Freddy, look." "Uh, yeah, yeah, I'II take your word for it." "[MONKEY GIBBERING]" "Hey, cut that out." "Just because we're calling you Dusty, you don't have to act like him." "Looks like they're having a wondertuI time." "WILMA:" "Yeah, wondertuI." "Wave to them, Bob." "Dusty, Dusty, down here." "They're waving at Dusty." "What will we do?" "He waves back." "He's waving, he's waving." "Yeah." "You know, I never realized what long arms Dusty had." "FLO:" "You're right." "And whose side of the family did he get those big ears from?" "BOB:" "The same side of the family he got those big feet from." "Cut it out, you're gonna give us away." "will you talk to him?" "He's supposed to be your brother." "Oh, I can't wait to give that little monkey a big hug when he gets down." "Yeah, Iet's go." "We promised him the Monkey-Shine show." "They're coming over by the ride." "They'II nail us when we get off." "unless WiIma thinks of something." "wilma, think of something." "FLO:" "I can't see them." "You don't think they got off?" "Uh, why don't you go up and take a look?" "wilma, how did you ever get a crazy idea like that?" "I don't know, it came to me from out of the blue." "Where are they?" "I found Dusty, the real one." "Great, Freddy will love that." "Yeah, but he's gonna hate what the kid's doing." "BARNEY:" "It's him, all right." "FREDDY:" "What's he doing up there?" "PHILO:" "Hey, man, I just found him." "You go up and ask him." "We gotta get him down." "Yeah." "Uh, you think we could do it before my parents get here?" "MAN [OVER PA]:" "And now, ladies and gentlemen a daring, dazzling triple somersault never before performed by a monkey." "Or by a 6-year-oId kid." "FLO:" "well, they might have gone into the monkey show over there." "That's where we're supposed to meet them." "You don't think we should look around, uh, out here first?" "BETTY:" "Uh, yeah, for about an hour or so?" "Not me." "Dusty or no, this is one act I don't wanna miss." "FREDDY:" "He's coming down!" "BARNEY:" "I guess he changed his mind." "Whee!" "Come on, flo, we're missing something." "Darn it, we missed the act." "But Dusty didn't." "holding the little guy up so he could see, huh, Freddy?" "Now that's what I call true love."