"Is it my party or what ?" "For short." "I had noticed that girl at Maud's party so I asked Maud if she had a boyfriend she told me "I don't know"." "he told me "I don't know"." "he told me "I don't hear !" "she told me... so I went for it." "she laughed." "she didn't laugh." "But she hadn't understood it." " I didn't understand it !" "... So it was alright." "A guy came by." " My name's Steve." "so I left." "In fact it was her gay friend." "I'm gonna have a blast!" "I came back." "She had a sweet popcorn on her shoulder." "I did as if I hadn't seen it but I wondered how it arrived there." "I asked her:" " What do you do in life ?" " I'm a cashier" "It wasn't interesting." "..." "In a sex-shop It was interesting." " So I have a lot of samples." "It was very interesting." " That's so cool!" "I received a text that said "Fuck heeeeeeeer" with exactly 8 "e"s" "It was Kairon who watched us from the couch since we started talking." "She asked me:" " Why are you smiling ?" "I stammered." "I said that my mother was sick." " What ?" " ..." "But that she was feeling better." "I understood how the sweet popcorn ended up there." "Steve..." "She told me:" " I'm gonna have a smoke." "I can't stand the smell of cigarette." " You coming ?" "But I can't stand solitude either." "it disconcerted me." "And then Kairon did a discrete sign to encourage me." "It encouraged me." "7 times her fucking smoke in my face" "Then she asked me:" " Can I have your number ?" "Yes!" "she told me:" "Steve will be happy about that." "He's waited for me the whole evening to get your number." "So I answered her:" "Since a little while you have a sweet popcorn on the shoulder." "Bye!" "I flirted with this girl." "1 MMS." "Open ?"