"Access to pool table is as follows:" "Hallway 3A on Tuesdays between 18:00 and 21:00." "Pool table not available on Thursdays due to AA meetings." "From the prisoner's information pamphlet" "Hello, this is Ólafur from Plus Houses." "Hi, where are you?" "Sorry about the delay, but I've been in over my head." "Are you at the house?" "I've been here for 30 minutes." "It's one of those houses that pretty much shows itself." "What is this shit?" "I want to see the house." "The owner doesn't want people inside his house as the parquet is very expensive and such, he wouldn't even give me the keys." "He refused to give you the keys to the house?" "You can peek in through the windows." "There are also good photos at plushouse.is." "Your lawyer is here." ""Yes hello." "We need to talk about it?"" ""Is your daddy with you?" "What don't you understand?"" ""He's a former work colleague, are you down with the Downs?"" ""I'm not going to prison any more than you are."" "This is nonsense." "Then you ask the judge whether his parents were siblings." "I didn't know what to say." "The prosecution wanted you behind bars for 2 years, but I got it down to 6 months." "6 months?" "That won't work." "That's a pretty good deal." "You're on probation for attempting an armed robbery." "That was Georg's fault!" "That screwed we over but good." "I'm swamped in work and people are counting on me." "I'm supposed to be in Skipholt to show a flat." "This man is missing more than a few pages." "I'm not going to prison!" "I'm a realtor!" "Meat?" "I don't eat meat." "I'm not a carnivore." "Where do you get proteins?" "From soy foods, and nuts." "I like you much better already than Guðjón." "Friðjón" "He was a man that was unqualified for his job." "He also had a really bothersome speech impediment that made all communications with him nearly impossible." "I had to finish all of his sentences for him." "(Georg laughs to himself)" "I want to thank you for a pleasant introduction." "Likewise." "Farewell." "You get full honors." "(Georg laughs)" "Sweep into the corners!" "I am doing the corners!" "Watch it, it's real lilel..." "linoleum there." "And use a genuine wax." "And do a good job." "This is our common property and I don't want it ruined by you using Þjarkur, get it?" "yes..." "What time do I finish?" "Each inmate has..." "Yeah." "I'll go check." "Relax." "When is Fúsi supposed to be done waxing?" "Every inmate has 6 hours to complete his chores." "But he needs to be elsewhere later today, he may not be able to finish the job." "He has all day to do this." "And he's not to use Þjarkur." "We use that only for steel and porcelain, but on linoleum we don't..." "Use bleach." "Or..." "Þjarkur." "And no..." "Aaa..." "Abrasive cleaners." "Where are Óskar and Ellert?" "They're out in the yard." "(Drawer sliding open)" "You're so crazy, Georg!" "Whatcha reading?" "Huh?" "What are you reading?" "[Krylov's Fables] Uhh...a book." "What?" "Right." "It is time to elect a new chairman for Afstaða." "Ingvi wants to continue serving as the chairman, so if nobody runs against him, he wins by default." "(Georg clears throat)" "The chairman of Afstaða must not violate any rules," "The chairman of Afstaða must not violate any rules, or he will lose the chairman position instantly." "I assure you that I will adhere strictly to the rules." "And if Friðjón had actually delivered a letter to you, as he promised, then" "Then there's your clothing." "It causes confusion." "I choose what I want to wear." "To interfere in that is a clear violation of my rights." "It's that kind of inflexibility that makes me shudder to think of you as the chairman of Afstaða." "I have here a small list of rule violations observed by me but missed by others." "Brewing, distribution of narcotics, illegal usage of cellphones and internet, just to name a few." "I am willing to hand over this list, along with future lists, if you, in return, would show a little leniency on this." "Is there a problem?" "Come with us." "What's going on?" "Biffi!" "Well, comrades." "I offer you to study my election agenda." "I have served important posts throughout my lifetime, ever since I was a young paperboy with 6 subordinates." "And most recently as a hotel manager." "Wasn't it there where you killed that woman?" "Anyway, I'm counting on your support." "What's this?" "It's just a men's fragrant." "They're clean." "Are you joking here?" "Why have you cut the soles?" "Are you off your rocker?" "It's the only Buffalo pair in this size in Iceland!" "That brand has been used to smuggle in narcotics." "There are no drugs in these!" "I could have told you that!" "You can still wear them." "They've lost their charm." "Is everybody in here empty as a paper box?" "(Whispering to each other) Don't give it to me." "Stop whining." "Where's Georg?" "!" "?" "Wait, are you here?" "Yeah, great isn't it?" "Where's Georg?" "Look at this, I've been castrated here, do we need to talk about it?" "(Screaming) Georg!" "Ólafur dear!" "Welcome!" "(Georg yelps) Ólafur!" "(Georg grunts)" "(Georg screams) Assaulting a public servant!" "I'll report this!" "(Ólafur screams back) I'm a realtor!" "I remind you of the election party later today." "Daníel, can I have a word?" "I need a small favor of you." "I'm in a right pickle." "I regret to ask this of you, but I have no other choice." "Just name it." "Can you keep this for me?" "Until tonight." "No." "I'd rather not." "I've been working hard to make you feel at home here." "I've been your friend." "Please do this for me." "Why can't you keep it?" "Someone reported me." "I'm being watched, but nobody suspects you." "I'm very grateful for all of your help, but I don't want any trouble." "Why don't you trust me?" "You've always trusted me." "Hold out your hand." "Give it here." "Now don't look worried, or you'll look suspicious." "It's so unfair, I'm not supposed to be here!" "It's so unfair, I'm not supposed to be here!" "I'm innocent, it's all Georg's fault!" "(Loud clank from door bolt) (Ólafur knocks on door)" "I'm fucking clean here!" "We were tipped off." "Is that so?" "What's the matter." "Óskar, you know the rules." "Come the fuck on, it's always me you pick on." "Is it the long hair?" "Hand it over." "I don't have any drugs." "You know how this goes." "Yeah, all too fucking well." "Hi!" "This is Daníel." "Howdy, good to see you." "Ylfa keeps talking about you." "My goodness, how good it is to see you." "We've been longing to meet you, now that you're family." "Guffi couldn't make it, he's at a weightlifting tourney." "It's a qualifier for the Olympics." "It's obvious where the boys got their looks." "All from Ylfa." "(Laughs) I'm messing with you." "But there is a small problem." "This paternity test." "It's expensive." "I just wanted to be certain." "You could have just asked Ylfa." "She's no liar." "Right." "Maybe you thought she was some kind of mattress?" "Nooo..." "A trampoline then?" "Mom!" "We're still messing with you." "It's all in the past." "What matters now is the future." "What's most important now is Ylfa and her happiness." "Of course, I want to shoulder my responsibility." "Good, now it's time to settle down and make more grandkids." "Ylfa said you two had already started working on that." "Mom!" "Don't embarrass him." "There there now." "What, are you feeling sick?" "You look so pale." "I'm fine." "You look weak." "I'm fine." "Isn't everybody treating you well in here?" "If you get into trouble, then I know some guys." "You don't look like the receiving type." "It's just...it isn't easy being in here." "I'll pull a few strings, make sure you're left alone." "I won't have my future son-in-law picked on by goons." "Guys, we do not condone harassment in here." "Guys, we do not condone harassment in here." "And the guards can't fight it if you don't help us." "There is no harassment being done on his hallway." "I am aware of one individual here who has been harassed." "There are no winners in harassment cases, only losers." "Somebody complained?" "Who complained?" "I won't name any names, but mental violence and harassment is nothing short of a murder of the soul." "We don't want that here." "I have some mail here." "Does anyone know a..." "Ketill Máni Áslaugarson?" "Anyone who...?" "No one?" "Stefán, could you come in here for a second?" "(Georg sighs)" "Fúsi." "The phone." "What?" "Hand over the phone." "I don't have a phone." "Do you want to be searched?" "I don't have a phone." "Hand over the phone." "Can I send a text message?" "No." "Good day, can I offer you some light refreshments?" "I have organic spelt bread, and some organic hummus." "Now it's a matter of putting your vote to its best use." "That was intended for everyone here." "I got a letter." "It's from the National Registry." "Your name change has been approved." "The guard told me that." "Now your name is Ketill Máni Áslaugarson." "Áslaugarson!" "Where is everybody?" "Why is nobody coming to the election party?" "They really didn't want to." "And why not?" "(Voice from next room) It's 100% angora wool." "You know what that is?" "Yeah." "You don't boil this, it must be washed by hand." "I don't want it wrinkled and ruined back from the wash." "It costs ten times more than you make in a week here." "Do you shoot hoops?" "No." "You do now." "I need a player since Biffi is in isolation." "You have nothing better to do." "I'm not a good player." "You can catch a ball, right?" "Make sure you wear white." "It's very important." "I'll find something." "Not something!" "White, Daníel." "OK guys, there's no way we're about to lose this game." "I'm not gonna let any of you make me look bad here." "Bend down man!" "You stay under the hoop." "Whenever the ball comes near, I want you to tear into it." "OK?" "Now, Move 1:" "Hang back, stay beyond the 3-point line and when I'm open, pass to me and swish, 3 points." "Move 2:" "Very similar." "We let the ball move around," "I pass to Daníel, who'll pass back to me, you screen me while I pass them and boom, 2 points." "Not complex." "Move 1 and Move 2." "If they fail," "I'll come up with something and inform you in-field." "Daníel, you must be hard." "No girls on my team." "OK, let's go." "Hands here." "(All at once) Ready?" "Aaaannnndd, gametime!" "Move 2." "Daníel, get in place." "Daníel, under the hoop!" "What are you doing?" "Damnit, must I do everything?" "Take the shot!" "Move it, bitch!" "Has your pussy fastened itself to the floor?" "!" "?" "Here!" "Come on!" "(Shouts of joy) Kenneth!" "Daníel, get a move on..." "This looks like a fun game." "I'm in." "You want him on your team?" "Sure, whatever." "OK, you're on their team." "Let's play ball." "Hey, this is basketball, you don't kick anything." "Pass the ball to me." "This isn't volleyball." "Hey!" "This is basketball." "I know exactly what this is." "(Shouting) What are you doing?" "What's wrong with you?" "He threw it in my face." "You're not playing volleyball!" "I play as I goddamn please!" "Then just be outside." "No, you!" "I must have time to consider my options with the ball." "This is anarchism!" "Don't start crying." "Daníel, pass the ball!" "No, not to him!" "Hey!" "Traveling!" "Did you see that?" "I scored a goal!" "God damn bitch!" "Passing to the wrong team." "You pathetic loser!" "(Breaking sound) I scored a goal!" "How long has he been at it?" "Close to 30 minutes now." "I've never seen anything like this before." "Have you ever had a psych-evaluation?" "Have I?" "Well, I'm valuable now." "No, have you been analyzed by a shrink or psychiatrist?" "Georg is a psychiatrist." "Everything is Georg's fault?" "Exactly." "Don't you think you have done anything wrong?" "Not to my knowledge." "But can't you get me out?" "I can't be here without pay." "I have a Range Rover that I need to pay off, and houses that I need to sell." "You're not here without pay." "You get paid for working here." "Is it a large amount?" "Nah, about 10 grand a week." "But then I've yet to pay the rent and stuff." "There's no rent to pay here." "It's jail." "Let me get this straight, I get paid, and it's rent-free?" "Yes, hello!" "Heaven is a place on earth just outside the city!" "30-minute drive and you're at Hotelrelax.is!" "Merry Christmas man!" "No." "What about this pair?" "How do you see?" "Pretty well." "Those look good." "Name and cell number?" "Magnús, 203." "Name and cell number?" "Georg Bjarnfreðarson, 317." "Name and cell number?" "Name and cell number?" "Ketill." "Good day." "It's obvious that someone got something wrong." "This is a joyride." "It should be called a health and spa resort." "All that's needed is a pool and we're there." "Ólafur, this is a prison." "We're locked up in here." "Stop whining." "Do you have a vagina now?" "Nice environment and everybody's your friend." "Not everybody is your friend." "Wait, is that a pool table?" "Does it cost anything?" "Say, here's an idea." "Could you be even more in my way, so I can't shoot?" "Are you a quarter to Downs?" "I'm making a shot here." "Yes!" "Did someone fart in here?" "Do you play?" "No." "It's not like it's a tax audit." "It's just balls and a stick." "We're not jacking a car here." "This needs softer movements." "You must come down from the stratosphere to make the shot." "(Þröstur grunts)" "Flatten your palm." "Look down the cue stick." "Then take the shot when you feel you're ready." "(Balls clacking on the pool table and floor)" "(Sound of one ball falling into a pocket)" "That was pretty good." "What's your name?" "Þröstur Hjörtur." "Þröstur Hjörtur?" "Were you supposed to be both twins?" "(Deep laughter)" "(Ball bouncing on floor)" "Hello there." "We've tallied the votes." "It was a clear result." "Ingvi stays on as chairman." "(Ingvi shouts in celebration) YES!" "How often were the votes counted?" "Once." "Only once?" "It's a rule that all votes must be tallied at least twice." "I demand a recount!" "It was decisive." "Decisive?" "How so?" "It was 53 votes to 3." "53 to 3?" "!" "?" "You never had a chance!" "Man." "United vs Crewe." "Fucking wrecked!" "Face!" "No use whining when the ref has blown the whistle." "(Georg breathes heavily)" "Boom!" "(Whistling like birds)" "Good one." "Want some?" "(Þröstur sighs happily) Juicy Fruit." "(Washing machines running)" "Have you seen Die Hard 3?" "No." "I have it, if you'd like." "So, what's to eat?" "There's no food for you." "(Slams loudly on table)" "Looks like fish stew to me." "Have a seat." "Are you joking with this stew?" "This is retardedly good." "Is a master chef hiding under the table?" "(Þröstur laughs)" "Homemade sausages are the best food I can have." "(Whispering) How's our brown friend doing?" "Huh, what?" "The piece?" "Yeah." "It's in my cell." "(Ingvi screams with rage) Goddamnit!" "Daníel!" "Where's Daníel?" "Daníel!" "You've ruined it!" "What's wrong with you?" "!" "?" "Are you retarded?" "!" "?" "It's a collector's item!" "Leave the boy alone." "I am fully responsible for this." "I felt that the shirt was too wide to fit your size and that color suits you much better." "Pink suits midgets... (Ingvi cries out in rage) (Georg coughs)" "(Georg feebly gasps) Rule violation!" "What did you say?" "Rule violation!" "Hey, I didn't do nothing, it's all his fault!" "Leave me alone!" "Let me go!" "(Ingvi's screams fade out in background)"