"BECKY:" "Oh, Steph, you can't hang out in here." "Uncle Jesse's gonna get his first dance lesson." "I know, I got a front-row seat." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "Oh, Jess, the guys from Fat Fish Music are here." "JESSE:" "I'll get it." "You know, Uncle Jesse's been working on his dancing for a couple days." "He's come a long way." "[SINGING] I'm dancing" "Hey, you're right." "He's really improved." " Jess, babe." "Come here." " Dave, babe." "Hit me." "Meet one of the hottest video directors and choreographers in the biz, Richard Williams." "Hey, hi, Richard." "How you doing?" "Whoa!" "See?" "He's good." "He's very good." "Hey, listen, about this whole dance thing, now...." "Guys, let's rethink this, "Forever" is not really a dance song, it's more of a ballad." "Not anymore." "We've re-recorded it and now it's a rap song." "Listen, David, I'm not really a rapper." "Vanilla Ice said the same thing." "Look, I've got a hot new concept for your video." "It's gonna be like a whole Arabian-genie thing." "You're gonna love it." "It's the perfect way to get all of America doing the Jessman." "Again with the Jessman, I'm not really a dancer." "[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]" "Hey, Jessman, dancing is just a matter of putting a lot of little isolated movements together." " Simple." " All right, I'll try it." " You show me what to do." " Sure, start with your head like this:" " Okay." "Got that." " Yeah, good." "Now, add your shoulders like this:" " But don't stop moving your head." " Oh, right." "Yeah just k" "Got it." "Got it." "Now, add your hips like this:" "Oh, but don't stop moving your head and shoulders." " Yeah." " Right, see?" "I'm dancing, everybody, I got it." "No problem." "I can dance." "Yeah, hold up, hold up, hold up." "Maybe we should start with something just a little simpler." "The Running Man." "Something like this:" "Open your legs from side to side, man." "I do kind of a Sammy Running Man." "[JESSE SCATTING]" "It's easy, Uncle Jesse." "Come on, Aunt Becky, ready." "RICHARD:" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Well, at least someone in the family can dance." "I can sing too." "[SINGING] I believe the children are our future" "Thank you, Stephanie." "Teach them well and let them lead the way" "Thank you, Stephanie." "That's enough, thanks." "This is not a telethon." "See, I'm not" " I can't dance." " I really don't know how to dance." " But you will." "Jessman, for the next 48 hours you are going to move your body in ways you never thought possible." "Will this involve pain?" " Oh, yeah." " Oh, good." "But check it out, you'll end up looking like this." "Hit me." "[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "Ha!" "Oh, I got" " I can do that." "Come on, you can do it." "Let the music move you." "Right." "It's a hoo-ha-heh." "Yeah, come on, give it a little bit more." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Now, give me that kick." " Give me that kick." " I got the kick." "Whoa!" "Yeah, yeah." "Now go for that finish." "Here it goes, and a" " Aah!" "[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Becky, ice." "Okay, now, let's make a toast to your first day in the lemonade business." "One for you, and one for me." "Cheers." " More sugar." " More sugar." "Better put another teaspoon in." "Well, that ought to wake you up and rot your teeth." "Michelle, it won't be long before you earn enough money to buy that ant farm." "I hope so." "Because my little friends can't live on this lollipop forever." " You had a great lesson, Deej." " Thanks, Kimmy." "I think my dad was pretty impressed with my driving." "Thank God I'm alive." "You know, T-Man, for an uptight guy, you stayed pretty cool." "Oh." "Yeah, Kimmy, no sweat." "Get your lemonade." "It's a good idea." "I could use a cup." "You could use some dress shields." "Kimmy, you could use some exercise." "Take a hike." "That would be 10 cents, mister." "All right." "Thank you, sweetheart." "Mmm." "Couple more sips of this and I'll need dentures." "Know what, honey, I don't have any change, all I have is a dollar." "That's no problem." "Thank you." "I just gave you a dollar." "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Oh, yeah." "Have a nice day." "Danny, always read the front and the back." "Joey, that's your handwriting." "You owe me 90 cents." "Come on, pay up." "Deej, bad news." "I can't study in Spain this summer unless I pass my Spanish class." "Will you help me?" "Yeah, I don't wanna spend six weeks in Spain without you." "Why do I have to learn the whole language?" "All I need to know are three words:" "food, boys and bathroom." "True, but you don't wanna get them mixed up." "[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]" "No time for dancing, we have to go study." "[RICHARD SIGHS]" ""Forever" video, take 27." "And action." "[SITAR MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "[RAPPING] What's up?" "If every single word I said Is gonna make you laugh" "If every song I sing to you Will fill your heart with joy" "Yo, I'm gonna hang" "How long?" "Forever!" "I asked the sky just what we had If we have, why we have" "The love I have for you Is gonna live inside your heart" "It's gonna hang" "How long?" "Forever!" "Do the Jessman!" "Cut." "Take a break." "Well, I think it's going very well, don't you?" "We've been here for six hours and I don't have one frame of usable film." "Yeah, but, this, uh...." "This tuna?" "Great." "Jessman." "Jessman." "Jess, man, do you have control of any of your body parts?" "Well, I do, I do." "I just, theoretically, it's not my fault." "See, my whole leg fell asleep while I was crouching in that silly hamper." "That's true." "He has very bad circulation." "Becky, you don't need to make excuses for me." "I do have this circulation thing that happens" " Jessman" " Guys, come on, I told you, I can't dance." "I'm surprised you can walk." "This is not the "Forever" that I wanna do." "This is not my kind of music." "These are not my pants." "Jesse, trust us." "We know what we're doing." "I can't believe I went through with this thing." "Come on, we're out of here." "I quit, pal." "Wait a minute." "Here." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Are you crazy?" "This is your one shot at making it." "You can't just walk out, babe." "Watch me, babe." "Oh, my God, what have I done?" "I gotta go crawling back to Fat Fish Music." "Maybe if I beg them, they'll give me a second chance." "I'm sorry, guys, I was so selfish." "I wasn't even thinking of you two." "I mean, I could have you totally set up." "[BABY LAUGHS]" "Yeah, that's right." "Yeah, with college, trust funds toupees if the hair thing never happens for you." "Well, I promise, guys, I won't let you down." "I love you so much." "Give me a chew." "Okay, Kimmy, conjugate the verb jugar, to play." "Please, Deej, I can't conjugate any more Spanish." "It's after midnight." "Can't we go to sleep?" "[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]" "El sleep-o beg-o please-o." "[KNOCK ON DOOR]" "DANNY:" "Deej, you sleeping with your light on again?" "Uh, one sec, Dad, I'm just getting into bed." "You were supposed to go home two hours ago, hide." "[WHISPERING] Kimmy, get out of there." "Deej, is everything okay?" "Sweetie, you been up studying all this time?" "[KIMMY SPEAKS IN SPANISH]" "Oh, Deej, you must be exhausted." "[KIMMY SPEAKS IN SPANISH]" " You know what, let me give you a kiss." "KIMMY:" "No." "So, Deej, you must be real excited about your trip to Spain this summer." "[KIMMY SPEAKS IN SPANISH]" "I hope you take my advice about ditching Kimmy." "KIMMY:" "Huh?" "Oh, yeah, it's all set up." "Pepe, the piñata maker he's gonna wrap her in papier-mâché, and then hang her in the village square." "And all the little village children are gonna come in with their flaming sticks." "Flaming sticks?" "I got you, Gibbler." "You can come out, Deej." "Sorry, Dad." "I'm trying to help Kimmy with her Spanish." "Kimmy, go home." "If you wanna pass that test, you'll need your sleep..." " ...buenas noches." " Oh, nachos, great." "I'm starving." "Maybe a couple more minutes of studying wouldn't hurt." "Okay, Michelle, $8 and 40 cents." "You sell one more cup and you'll have enough money to buy yourself that ant farm." "Joey, please, buy one more cup." "Michelle, I've already had 50 cups." "I'm sweating lemon juice." "You don't need to drink it, just buy it." "Why didn't I think of that 49 cups ago?" "You're absolutely right." "Okay, here you go." "Jess, come on, are you sure you wanna do this I Dream of Jesse video?" "I'd rather do the video my way, but I think of you and our children and our future." "It's too bad you can't just buy your own record company." "Yeah." "I'm just a few bucks short, huh?" "You could have my ant-farm money." "Sweetheart, that's the greatest offer I ever got." "But you worked hard for that money." "You keep that money, okay?" "But I love you and you're more important than my ants." "Sorry, guys." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "That's Janolari." "I wish there was another way out of this." "David." "I'm sorry I blew up, and I'd like you to accept my apology." "Mm-hm." "I knew you'd come crawling back." "Let's face it, without Fat Fish Music, you're nothing." "Who else would make you an offer like we did?" "Yeah, it's funny that you mentioned that because, you know just before you got here I received a very interesting new offer." "What offer?" "From who?" "Well it's a 5-year-old company." "Small but very generous." "And they really love me." "Yeah?" "What kind of money are they talking about?" "Big money." "Enough to buy a farm." "Dave, you're starting to remind me of the guy who turned down the Beatles." " What guy?" " It doesn't matter." "He's the laughing stock of the music business." "Never heard from again, yup." "He's still kicking himself about that one." "Oh, don't worry." "I'm sure you'll get another job." "Can you say, "Would you like fries with that, sir?"" "Jess, are you serious?" "Yeah, I'm serious." "Listen." "David, I gotta go" "I gotta go with a company that believes in me." "Hey, we believe, we believe." "Hey, look, I know we had our creative differences but that's the way the biz is." "You work, you fight, you do lunch, you compromise." "We'll do the song my way or there's no deal." "[SIGHS]" "You got it." "See?" "Now we're compromising." " Jess, babe." " Dave, babe." "Hit me, come on, go." "Okay." " Love you." " Right back at you." "What a goon." " We did it." "JOEY:" "Way to go, Jess." "BECKY:" "All right, honey." " Thank you, guys." "All right." "Oh, Michelle, I couldn't have done it without you." "Thank you very much." "I don't know what I did but I'm glad I did it." "A hundred kisses." "One, two, three, four, five...." "Hola, Tanneritos." "I gotta change the locks again." " Kimmy, did you get your grades?" " They just came in the mail." "I passed Spanish, isn't that muy awesome?" "Kimmy, we're going to Spain." "Let me see that, Kimmy." "Whoa." "You got a D-minus." "Well, your parents must be very proud." "Yeah, my dad says with grades like this I'm on the fast track to air-conditioning school." "Hey, everybody, come on." "I'm gonna be on MTV in a minute." "Joey, girls, come in here." "I'm gonna be on MTV." "Comet, come in here." "You're gonna dig this." "[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON TELEVISION]" "There I am." "I'm on, I'm on-- This is so exciting." "I'm Martha Quinn and welcome to Out of the Blue  where we feature new artists you've never heard of and may never hear of again." "You might hear of me again, right?" "Well, you know, it's not up to me." "It's up to you out there." "And this nervous gentleman sitting next to me is Jesse Katsopolis from the hot new Bay Area band, Jesse  The Rippers." "Hey, I'm Jesse, hi." "Hi, why don't you use that camera?" "I thought you'd wanna cut to the close-up camera because I'm having a good hair day and everything." "JESSE [ON TV]:" "Sorry, it's your show." "I just wanna say thanks for having me on the show, Martha, Martha Quinn." "And, you know, I just wanna say out there that it's been a very hard struggle, you know, a lot of sleepless nights rejection, you know, actually cold sweats." "Stomach cramps, gas, a bit of-- A lot of gas, actually." "Okay, that's fascinating." "Why don't we get to the video." "It is called "Forever--"" "Okay, I just wanted to say thanks real fast." "Thank you out there to Danny, Joey, Stephanie and D.J." " Oh, that's very sweet, so" " I'm not done yet." "Michelle, my favorite little munchkin." "Hey, Michelle." "My wife, Rebecca, I love you." "My two twins, Nicky and Alex, adorable kids, really." "Do you hear that, boys?" "You're famous." " This one's Nicky." " Okay, well, we're out of time now." " I think what we'll do is just bring" " Wa--Wa--Wait." " Are you gonna show my video, though?" " Okay, just kidding." "You're not gonna have a gas attack now?" " Ha-ha-ha." " No." "Okay, we're gonna get to it." "This is Jesse The Rippers." "Their brand-new video called "Forever," which is a Beach Boys song, isn't it?" "It's a Beach Boys song." "I know the Beach Boys." " They sang on it, we're:" " Great." "Here we go." "This is Jesse The Rippers..." " ...and it is called "Forever." - "Forever."" "[DRUM BEATING]" "[SINGING] If every word I said Could make you laugh" "I'd talk forever" "CHORUS:" "Together, my love" "I asked the sky just what we had" "Ooh, it showed forever" "CHORUS:" "Together, my love" "If the song I sing to you Could fill your heart with joy" "I'd sing forever" "CHORUS:" "Together, my love" "ALL:" "Forever" "Forever" "I've been so happy loving you" "CHORUS:" "Together, my love" "Let the love I have for you Live in your heart" "And be forever" "CHORUS:" "Together, my love" "ALL:" "Forever" "Forever" "JESSE:" "I've been so happy loving you" "CHORUS:" "Baby" "Forever be loved" "Baby, baby" "Forever be loved" "If every word I said could make you laugh" "I'd talk forever" "ALL:" "Forever" "Forever" "JESSE:" "I'll be so happy loving you" "QUINN [ON TV]:" "I'm Martha Quinn, welcome to Out of the Blue  where we feature new artists you've never heard of...." "Thank you, thank you." "Thank you very much." "That was the greatest two and a half minutes I've ever experienced in my life." " Hey." " I mean, musically." "So, Jess, how does it feel to be a big rock star?" "I'm not a big rock star." "I just have one single." "Who knows if people are gonna buy it or not." "Don't wanna get you excited, but I went to the store to buy a copy and they were completely sold-out." "ALL TOGETHER:" "All right." "Well, I may have had, you know, just a tiny bit to do with that." "I bought every copy they had." " One for you." " Thank you." "One for you." " One for you." " Thank you." "Comet, my man." "Joey, my man." "Here, Steph." "[English" " US" " SDH]"