"Priya, listen to me" "Let go of me" "You always do this, it's always other women" "I didn't mean to hurt you" "Every time you say the same thing" "You know how much I love you" "Please, listen to me" "I love you so much" "Cut!" "Kama, good for you'?" "Guys we'll do one more" "We got this shot right?" "We are running out of time, we don't have permission for the whole day..." "Kaira has a nice idea, we'll do one more" "What's the point of finishing on time if we don't get a good shot?" "Look, no respect for producers" "Especially these new cameraman... sorry... women" "Come on, hurry up, let's do this!" "Fatima, we are going to change the guy" "You want the other guy?" "He's got to look a little sexy" "Get the camera" "Cut!" "Got that?" "Fantastic!" "Superb execution!" "Good shot" "I shot it at 48 frames, speed up the end if you like" "I'm going to take a plate of the building now" "Saw the shot Raghuvendra?" "That one expression of the girl checking out the passing guy says so much" "I wish I had met Kaira earlier, I would have shot the whole film with her" "I got that" "It's a wrap guys!" "Thank you!" "Told you, don't have to carry my bag" "I'm so sorry" "Your mom called on my cellphone earlier... you never pick up yours... please call her back, before you take off" "I will, you enjoy your mini holiday" "You could have enjoyed Singapore with us... but you wanted to fly with someone else" "Shut up" "Go go" "I tried to upgrade you, couldn't do it" "Please" "Hi guys what can I get for you?" "Beer" " Coke" "Just Coke?" "I drink only on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not" "Okay..." "Cheers!" "Kaira, everything okay?" "As in we're good right?" "What are you talking about, what happened to us?" "Cheers!" "Raghuvendra, I want to shoot an entire feature film... enough of this patchwork" "I mean I can't keep waiting for other cameramen to fall ill... no one will even know that I've shot this scene" "I want to shoot my own film" "You will" "Who wouldn't want to work with a hot DOP like you?" "Hot!" "Is that my only talent, seriously?" "Seriously" "Don't talk to me" "Of course you're talented..." "You are shooting so many ads... earning good money" "Ads and all are fine" "I want to shoot a film" "You will, you will, soon" "And you're so young, I mean... you wear zero number glasses to look older" "Excuse me?" "If actresses can be at their peak at a young age then why not technicians?" "Have you heard of the word 'Patience'?" "No I haven't, tell me about 'Patience'" "Pick up... pick up the cook's call... if you want I can just go and come back" "He is not a cook, he is the owner of a restaurant" "Not even a cook?" "That shot was your idea right?" "Girl with guy, checking out other guy?" "Inspired from life?" "Listen Kaira... you take my seat, I'll take yours..." "I can sit in Economy class, no need to sacrifice" "Your long legs won't fit in there anyway" "That is true" "It is very true" "Yes Mom, it was good" "Can't talk now, the plane is going to take off" "Bye!" "So... can I come up?" "I'm really tired" "Dinner?" "I'm busy, but I'll see you" "Alka!" "Didi!" "(Sister)" "You've become so fat!" "How was your flight?" "Your mother called 3 times" "You are so sweet Alka" "Thank you!" "Do you want coffee or shall I serve breakfast?" "Later" "Didi... this guy is so cute" "Was cute!" "Was!" "I don't find him cute anymore... just take down his photo" "I just put it all in perfect order" "Now it's perfect" "So then, how was your trip?" "It was good" "Just good?" "Okay, great" "You look beautiful sweetheart" "Sorry, I'll just..." "No it's okay, go ahead meet them I have to go pee anyway" "Table for 4 please?" "I'm sorry guys, we have a strict dress code" "No shorts and slippers please" "Come on, it's his birthday" "I'm sorry, wish I could" "But she's wearing shorts!" "It's okay for girls, I'm sorry guys" "Just this once, only for you" "Next time I'll come along on shoot with you, as your caterer" "What do you say?" "I slept with Raghuvendra" "I should go..." "Sid..." "I'm sorry" "What are you doing!" "It's all good!" "It's okay, it's all good..." "Hey look, Sid!" "Shit!" "Where?" "That's not Sid, Jackie" "He looked so much like him... cute" "Poor thing, nice guy he was" "Really nice" "Little too nice for you right?" "Oh my God!" "This jacket!" "It reminds me of school, our 'Famous Five' gang" "Was that the 8th or 9th grade?" "10th grade, same one" "See, I can have a long term relationship too" "Yes, with things" "So are we things too?" "Yes, you are a thing" "Sorry" "Have you gone blind in love?" "Am I invisible?" "We said sorry" "Staring into her eyes!" "They are a couple" "'Oh my coochie coo' 'So sweet I love you'..." "The same rubbish crap it's irritating" "What are you doing?" "Go to hell!" "Stupid!" "Hate couples!" "Are you guys here to help me or to do a comedy show?" "Both" "Guys I have a deadline, I have to show the director the costumes" "Fine" "Raunak do you need help?" "Listen, I've to go, I have my 'BD' appointment" "What's this 'BD'?" "'Brain Doctor', my therapist" "Oh 'BD'..." "Raunak you're still going to that 'BD'?" "I have to" "'Brain Doctor'?" "Why are you seeing a therapist?" "Are you mad?" "Who isn't?" "Look at him" "That's a cut, nice" "Good for you Kaira?" "Good for me" "Rubbish I can direct better than this!" "Tell me something..." "Why did you start seeing your therapist?" "So that you could tell everyone you're gay?" "No" "So that I could tell myself, I'm gay" "When is your flight to Goa?" "Don't remind me I can't believe I'm going to Goa" "You're the first human being who's saying this so sadly" "It's Goa!" "Enjoy" "Shut up" "And yes it is sad..." "Because I'm going on duty" "Every 2-3 months have to go show my face" "Raghu?" "Duty!" "Yes mom, I'm coming tomorrow" "What's with this food every time!" "Make what you like, don't ask me I'm busy" "Mothers!" "Same standard question every time..." "'What will you eat' 'What to make'" "Either she isn't my real mother or she's had a memory loss" "Kaira!" "At least eat my food..." "Only way to handle the torture..." "I think this time I'll work on my short film" "Short film" "The longest project of this century" "That's so bitchy" "It's true" "How do you like my French food?" "Landlord?" "I'm not answering" "I don't know about French food but this dip is amazing" "Full Indian spice, try it" "The dip is from Kaira's fridge I have made the puff pastries" "Jackie, at last you made something" "What do you mean, at last?" "You film people think that only you do important work... and the rest of us are useless?" "I have decided to work on myself" "That's tough work" "Do it, do it" "What's wrong with you?" "I'm not going to Goa" "Guess what?" "'Raghu' your friend called... and I have to shoot a music video here in 3 days" "Now get ready okay" "I have never seen anybody so excited not going to Goa" "No Goa" "What happened to her?" "It's not because of my food" "Okay everybody, just get away from the table" "This food is contaminated" "Hey Fats... you good?" "Koko" "Yes" "Guess what?" "What's up?" "I'm Pregnant!" "What?" "It wasn't Jackie's food" "Oh my God Fatty!" "Congratulations!" "I mean we're supposed to be happy right?" "I don't know..." "I want to throw up right now" "Should I go?" "Yes please" "No I'm just kidding" "I'm just very excited" "Are you pregnant too?" "So I was working on a co-production with this New York film company... and it has come through" "Thank you" "Wow, you are going to be shooting a feature in the US?" "Yes" "Tell me more... good script?" "Superb" "Are you going to be filming 'in' New York?" "You are going to be filming in New York" "As in 'we' are going to be filming in New York if you're not available we'll get another camera person..." "Oh my God..." "I will kill you!" "Told you, not going to Goa is lucky" "Lucky for you, unlucky for me..." "I want to kill my husband..." "You're sure right?" "It's not because you think I'm hot right?" "Obviously... you think it's because you're talented?" "What's wrong with your head?" "Why are you so complicated?" "You're the best, that's why you got the job..." "Simple" "Thank you, appreciate it" "So let's break up" "Oh my dear" "Let's break up" "Oh please say yes" "You and I will never work out, oh let me go" "So let's break up" "Oh my dear" "Let's break up" "Oh please say yes" "You and I will never work out, oh let me go" "When I see" "A beautiful girl" "I get excited" "Basically basically basically..." "I'm a rascal" "It's a wrap!" "Hi mommy, congratulations!" "Fatima the fatty!" "Cute guy" "So many men in your life" "Shut up" "You'll also get to spend time with Raghu also... when you're in New York, shooting for 3 months" "Hello ladies, and one gent" "Oh hello?" "Oh sorry two gents" "Can I steal Kaira for a minute?" "Thief!" "Even we want to hear" "What?" "Even we want to hear!" "What?" "I can't hear anything" "Okay pose" "Nice one" "So I'm off to New York tonight" "What?" "Yes" "The financiers want to meet urgently" "Someone has to fly so that you can" "Ok go, fly..." "Have a nice flight" "That's it?" "Have a nice flight?" "What else do I say?" "Say something" "You pulled me here, you say something" "Firstly stop looking so hot" "Tie your hair up" "And behave yourself, just for two weeks" "Here you 90, happy?" "Vet'; "WW" "How do I look?" "Lovely" "So I had to talk to you about something..." "Do you want to hit the dance floor?" "Hi Justin Bieber" "We're just in the middle of a conversation" "Anyway, you were saying" "I was saying that..." "Gautami... who?" "Gautami Sharma will be the line producer of the film... 0k, so?" "The financiers have recommended her... they think she is the best person for this job" "What are you trying to say?" "Gautami and I, many years ago... were in a relationship" "Okay, it's a reunion!" "That's amazing" "Reunion my foot..." "It's going to be a really awkward situation" "I mean she was such a weird one..." "I don't even feel like seeing her" "I just want the job to go smoothly, and I thought you should know" "Cool, whatever" "What 'whatever'?" "Come here..." "Anyway I've had someone else on my mind for a while now" "Look I think... it's time that we got serious about each other" "I think it's time that you go" "Do you want to miss your flight?" "Kaira I'm serious, I'm not kidding" "We really should..." "We have a flight to catch..." "It's late" "Okay 0K3}!" "Go, it's okay, it's cool" "Really?" "You don't have anything to say?" "No, that's it for now" "Bye" "What did I miss?" "Shots!" "So, let's break up" "Oh my dear" "Let's break up" "Oh please say yes" "You and I will never work out, oh let me go" "When I see" "A beautiful girl" "I get excited" "Basically basically basically" "I'm a rascal" "But you're no less baby" "Somedays you're nice" "Somedays you're crooked" "Basically basically basically..." "You're a rascal too" "Koko, why don't you think seriously about Raghuvendra?" "He is so right for you..." "This is why some people should not drink" "Why should she think about Raghuvendra?" "Is he the last man in the world?" "Why shouldn't she consider him?" "I will tell you point by point why Raghuvendra is the perfect guy for Koko" "Point no. 1..." "And this is the most important point in the world" "He is good looking" "Hardly two percent of people in the world look good... and if you have to spend your life with somebody... every morning you should at least see a handsome face" "Point no. 2..." "He has a great sense of humour... and more laughter means more sex" "Where are you getting this information?" "Point no. 3..." "He understands your profession" "If you marry a software engineer or a farmer... what will you discuss at dinner?" "Virus or cow dung?" "Hello, my husband is a software engineer" "And we have many interesting discussions" "Like what?" "Like a lot of things" "And I'm sure farmers are interesting too... they can tell us about organic vegetables" "They can tell you where to get cow's milk" "Go, marry a farmer" "Ganju, tell them I'm right" "Yes, please give us your male point of view" "Guys, just shut up" "This is all pointless" "He's going to meet his ex-girlfriend in New York" "Ex-girlfriend!" "That's just great" "Ex is an ex, that's in the past" "Just punch her" "No, the important question is... are you his present?" "William Faulkner once said..." ""The past is never dead, in fact it's not even the past"" "What?" "Your 'BD' taught you this?" "Hey I want to go to this 'BD'" "Raguu!" "Take it take it..." "No I don't need it" "Stop acting pricey..." "I know you like Raguu" "No, I don't" "Take it, keep it, very tasty so yum" "Yuck Jackie, so cheap" "I love the taste of Raguu" "Have you gone mad?" "Limited offer, grab now" "You've gone mad" "Pasta!" "No don't be so desperate, let him call" "New photo?" "Yes, nice?" "Eat quickly, it will get cold" "Raguu Raguu Raguu..." "Just crush the blacks" "More..." "See..." "Let's play" "Much better see..." "Yes, it's looking nice" "Okay now pause and zoom in" "Ganju!" "I told you to remind me at 3 PM" "I had to take Fatty to the doctor" "Fatty!" "I'm so sorry, I'm just leaving" "No, you wait I'm coming there, to eat the canteen Vada Pav" "My doctor's appointment got cancelled" "This landlord..." "Hello..." "What?" "You are not going to believe this" "Being single is now a crime!" "What?" "My landlord is kicking me out of my apartment!" "What?" "I'm going to join the ranks of homeless in Mumbai" "And you want to know why?" "Did I damage the apartment?" "No!" "Did I forget to pay rent?" "No!" "The building committee just got together and decided... that only married couples and families can live there" "Is that even legal?" "This just happened?" "Yes he just called!" "I've been avoiding his calls for days" "Gosh Fatty, I have to vacate by the end of the month..." "I don't know what to do" "Damn these people" "Mumbai, India's most modern cosmopolitan city" "Seriously" "Listen, you know you can stay with me" "That's not the point" "In a way, thank God... thank God I'm leaving this city and this country for this project..." "But seriously what thinking" "No marriage means no home for women?" "Why don't they make this law instead 'no staying with your in-laws after marriage'?" "Forget it" "So, when is the New York shoot?" "I don't know" "I will know the exact dates in a month... when the man returns" "The man has not called?" "Raghuvendra has not called?" "No" "What 'hmm'?" "Why you looking so suspicious?" "Fatty?" "Tell me" "He got engaged" "He sot engaged!" "I'm sorry, who got engaged?" "Raghuvendra" "When?" "Last week" "He was just here, I mean, he just left..." "I know..." "Who told you?" "How do you know?" "Ajay, that guy from production..." "Just one second..." "he's not even messaged..." "Who told you?" "Ajay, from production, he went to New York with Raghuvendra" "He sot engaged?" "I don't believe this to whom?" "Just please, one second, how can he?" "Koko..." "God!" "This is just getting worse" "You Okay?" "It's just the chilli" "You want to know to whom?" "No" "Okay playback" "Sorry it slipped" "Where do I go from here" "Where do I hide" "This half heart" "How do I share?" "I've parted from myself" "I'm separated from myself" "This half heart" "How do I settle?" "Oh hurting heart" "Oh lying heart" "Oh broken heart" "What's your problem" "Oh heart, just go to hell" "Just go to hell, Oh heart" "Just go to hell, Oh heart" "I don't believe this" "Back to Goa, back to square one" "It's just for 1 month... then the New York shoot will start... won't it?" "I don't know..." "Personal and professional... always keep it separate" "You always say this" "When will you ever use this?" "Such strange things you buy" "Damn, I have to live with my parents for a month" "How am I going to do it?" "Stay with me..." "I'm also going to be in Goa" "We'll do yoga together" "Do yoga in your fancy holiday house..." "I wish my parents would buy me a villa in Goa" "Guess what?" "When I reach Goa, I have to do a beautiful shoot for my dad" "Uncle also joined the film business?" "No Jackie... he wants me to shoot a promotional video for his friend's restaurant..." "Who knows?" "This could be the turning point in my life" "Are you my fault" "Or your own mistake" "Shamed heart" "Please tell me so" "What do we gain now" "What do we lose now" "Shamed heart" "Crying is no use" "Oh hurting heart" "Oh lying heart" "Oh broken heart" "What's your problem" "Oh heart, just go to hell" "So Koko" "Have you met 'Salman Khan' yet?" "Oh my God, 'Sallu'!" "Is he so handsome in real life?" "Does he actually have a 6 pack?" "Or is that just how it looks on screen?" "Tell me Koko, I'm dying to know" "First of all, I haven't met your 'Sallu'... and if I ever meet him..." "I'm not going to tell him..." "'Take off your shirt I want to see your 6 pack abs'" "Exactly" "Tell us about your ad with 'Dhoni'" "One second dad" "'Salman Khan'?" "Abs?" "Really?" "Stop bugging her... talk about the main topic" "Yes Ashu, she should be doing a proper job... in an office... something more respectable" "That's when we can talk to people seriously about marriage" "Why will she do some other job?" "She's done a cinematography course in New York" "She is brilliant at her job and she's still young" "She won't be young forever... all the good boys will be taken" "That's my biggest worry you know... come baby..." "So Kaira, tell me..." "Are you a..." "Are you a Lebanese?" "It's not 'Lebanese', it is lesbian!" "Yes, are you a 'Lesbian'?" "Oh my God..." "If I were, would that stop you from talking about marriage?" "Even if you are, it won't make a difference... all this gay stuff is cool in the film industry" "You're right... from big stars to spot boys, everyone's gay... we call it 'Gollywood' now" "Really?" "Really?" "Of course not!" "Do you people even listen to yourselves?" "It's such rubbish" "The film industry doesn't have more gay people, it's just more accepting... there must be many gay people in your office too... but sadly they have to hide the fact" "So, are you?" "A 'lesbo'?" "No, unfortunately not" "So why don't you settle down?" "We're just worried about you Koko" "If you keep hanging with these filmy men... how will you find a nice boy?" "Filmy men are okay for checking out abs, but not okay to marry?" "How much junk you keep eating" "I've made all this for you... eat this" "For me?" "Have you ever seen me eat this?" "I thought you like paneer... you used to eat it... that's why I keep asking what you want... anyway, dinner is put... come baby, come..." "You know Koko getting married before 25... can reduce the divorce rate by 50%" "There is a 100% chance of not getting a divorce... by not getting married" "I'm going to stay with Jackie" "Koko?" "I'm addicted to pain" "Even my tears, laugh at me" "Why do I give myself new scars" "Somebody save me from myself" "What about the New York project..." "What is this question, 'did you sleep well'?" "If I say no what can you do?" "I don't care what people think..." "I'm not going to stay with you for other people... don't irritate me please" "'Good morning' is it?" "Now it's a 'good morning'..." "If your night is not good... how will your morning be good?" "I think I should be a night watchman..." "Should I take an appointment with a doctor?" "Who is that?" "He moved here a few weeks ago, to write..." "Nice guy" "Take an appointment with him" "There she is, my talented daughter..." "She shoots with all 'Bollywood' celebrities" "Really?" "I know this is a small job for you... but this new restaurant video is very important for us... thank you so much for doing this" "No, it's cool" "Actually we should start, the camera setup will take a while" "Yes, she is very professional" "During work, only work, nothing else" "Dad!" "Can we stop all these useless formalities?" "I need to get this done" "I only have a day" "Get the 24-70" "Tried everything Ganju... even sleeping pills, nothing works" "Try 'Reiki'..." "my grandmother also tried it" "Shut up and setup" "Remove all this, what's all this rubbish..." "I am sorry, this can't be moved right now... only after this session ends" "What?" "We have to wait?" "Then why call us?" "Ma'am, the session is going on" "Madness!" "National Convention for Mental Health Awareness... it's a festival for therapists..." "Raunak's playground... should we go in?" "Shut up and sit" "Here?" "Just sit" "I've done a shot breakdown, you want to see?" "I'm sleeping" "Dr. Chopra, therapy, counselling, analysis... so many big terms... what do they actually mean?" "A proper map can be drawn after defining commonly accepted medical terms... if your problem or illness falls in those definitions... your prognosis will tell you your diagnosis" "It will become clear whether you need intensive therapy or counselling... whether you need an analyst or psychiatrist... it's quite simple actually" "It's very simple" "What are they talking how to understand?" "Dr. Pereira, how does one decide which type of doctor they should be going to?" "A psychiatrist or a psychologist?" "Each model has it's own strengths and weaknesses... an individual may find one approach more appropriate than another... depending on his personal preferences... and the depth and severity of the problem presented" "If I hear another minute of this..." "I'll go nuts" "This question is for Dr.Khan" "Dr.Khan, how do you know if someone is crazy or normal?" "What?" "Take me for example... many of you might think that I'm crazy..." "I've come for this formal seminar in these torn jeans... so, am I crazy?" "Or maybe all I need is a good stylist" "Crazy!" "Very scary word" "Because here we still believe that... a problem of the mind is something to be ashamed of" "If you have a problem with your body, that's normal... you can tell everyone... 'hey I'm in hospital... with a kidney failure... lung infection, jaundice'" "But if it's a problem of the mind... then the whole family goes silent... hush hush hush... as if the mind is not even a part of the body" "Don't laugh just yet... the joke begins now" "Here in Goa, my parents used to tell everyone... that I'm a gynaecologist, not a psychologist" "Which means the doctor's own family is ashamed... to admit that their son is a therapist, dealing with problems of the mind" "Imagine my plight... many of my pregnant relatives landed up at the clinic for a free check up... and you know what, I delivered a few babies too... for the extra pocket money" "No, I'm just kidding" "Dr. Jehangir Khan" "Thank you" "You'll close it please?" "So I'm Jehangir Khan... but you can call me 'Jug'" "May I have a glass of water... from that jug, Jug?" "I'm sure you can crack better 'yokes Kama" "May I call you Kaira?" "I have only one name" "So, how does this work?" "I have no idea how that works... you tell me" "Can I lie down here?" "Why, are you sleepy?" "I'm not able to sleep" "That's the reason I am here" "Did you see a doctor?" "Isn't that what I'm doing?" "You mean the white coat, stethescope, pill-giving doctors..." "I tried pills, they didn't work" "That's why I'm here" "Sometimes I use this to knock my patients off to sleep" "You're funny" "But, you need to work on your jokes" "So tell me" "Any major change in your life?" "I just moved from Mumbai to Goa... is that a major change?" "Yes that's a major change... and?" "And nothing, the moving out, the settling in..." "Or the leaving, the unsettling?" "No, that's not a problem for me..." "I like to move, not being in one place... in fact I love to travel... it's just this sleeping problem" "So why did you move from Mumbai to Goa?" "You know..." "I came to Goa to be with my best friend... she's having issues with this guy... who she really likes, really 'liked'... and she thought he liked her too... but then he suddenly got engaged to someone else" "So your best friend, is she okay now?" "I don't think so..." "I don't think she is okay" "I think her main problem is her profession" "She got this dream job, which is linked to him... his new fiancé will also be on this project" "So how will she handle that?" "I don't know" "What if everything gets messed up?" "I don't know what to advise her... should she just deal with it?" "It is her dream job after all" "Sometimes I feel I should tell her " "'Grit your teeth and just do it... you won't get another opportunity like this'" "And sometimes I feel I should say " "'Shut up!" "And say no!" "Don't you have self respect?" "'" "So I don't know what to tell her" "So you are not able to sleep, because you are up all night... wondering whether to tell your best friend to shut up or not?" "My grandfather used to tell me a story... please narrate it to your best friend" "My grandfather was a mountain-climber" "Before any expedition, he would be thoroughly prepared" "Sadly, poor Pyarelalji was not like this" "Who Pyarelalji?" "A very old friend of my grandfathers'" "He was also a mountain-climbing enthusiast... whose life-long desire was to climb the toughest peak..." "Mt." "Everest!" "Finally one day, Pyarelalji got the chance to climb Mt." "Everest... with a Chinese trekking expedition group" "Without thought or preparation, he said yes and left" "But the group was Chinese... so they could speak only in their own language... no English Vinglish" "So the trek began" "As they slowly and steadily climbed higher..." "Pyarelalji paced ahead of the group with much enthusiasm... while the Chinese people kept waving from behind and shouting in Chinese..." "'Don't go ahead!" "hatahau hatahau!" "'... but Pyarelalji thought they were cheering him on... and saying 'go ahead," "You can speak Chinese?" "Can you?" "No" "Then this works" "Don't laugh, listen" "Suddenly, Pyarelalji saw a growling snow leopard in front of him..." "Pyarelal got scre*** I mean he got bloody scared" "Now he started waving his hands frantically and shouting 'Help, Help!" "'" "But the Chinese people thought he is just happy" "So he kept crying for help, and they kept waving back" "Then?" "Then the snow leopard ate up poor Pyarelalji" "What?" "Yes he was hungry" "You don't find many people on Mt." "Everest..." "And the group kept shouting... 'don't go ahead'" "What a strange stow" "No, it's not a strange story" "Please tell your friend... that sometimes we choose the tough path only because... we feel that to achieve important things... we have to take the tough path" "We feel we need to punish ourselves... but why?" "Why not choose the easy way out?" "What is so bad about it?" "Especially when we are unprepared for the tough path" "Why climb mountains when you are not ready to?" "Excuse me" "You will tell your friend the story right?" "It's important" "Okay, I think..." "My sleeping problem began... when Raghuvendra got engaged" "Raghuvendra?" "The guy in my story?" "Right, your friend's..." "No, mine" "At least I thought he was mine" "We used to work together" "Jack!" "What are you doing here?" "What are you doing here?" "You don't answer my calls, you moved here without telling me" "Without telling you" "Why would I tell you?" "Who are you?" "Actually I have one thing to tell you..." "I've made my decision" "What decision?" "Kaira, I have to talk to you..." "Just shut up, one second" "Listen to this story" "This man wants to climb Mt." "Everest... but without any preparation he leaves for Mt." "Everest... with Chinese companions... and as he's about to fall... the Chinese people don't understand... obviously, because they are Chinese... and they keep waving their flag... and the man is stuck... and then a tiger eats him up!" "Got it?" "The difficult option is not the only option" "We can choose the easy option also because the easy option is easy" "You know, forget it" "It's too much for your small mind" "It's a very deep thought" "Are you talking about working on the film?" "I was talking about NOT working on the film!" "That's my decision" "Okay, okay good" "Good?" "Yes I think that's the best..." "You think?" "Did you hear that?" "You think?" "I have already taken the decision to not work on your film..." "What do you mean by 'you think'?" "I guess someone really does need therapy..." "You told him?" "No Koko" "Him?" "Yes, she told me, so?" "And anyway why do you need therapy?" "What's the big tragedy in your life?" "You didn't want to get serious, didn't want to commit" "So I don't understand, what is the problem?" "You don't understand?" " No!" "Then get out" "Oh God Kaira..." "You really need to grow up" "Good thing you've decided not to work on my film..." "I'm looking for mature people to work with" "What did I just say?" "Get out right?" "Get out!" "Bye, see you Jackie" "I'm not mature enough to handle your big fat project... but mature enough to sleep with you?" "Amazing!" "What a revelation" "Kaira I came here to..." "I don't want to do this, get out" "What are you doing Kaira?" "Just get out!" "Koko, are you sure about this?" "I know with all these personal issues... working with Raghu will be tough... but this was your big break" "Okay Jack" "Sometimes we choose a tough path just because... we believe that to achieve important things... we have to choose the tough option" "But sometimes you need to choose the easier option... because at that time that is the best option for you" "Right?" "Especially when you are not ready to face that tough path" "Damn!" "Wish I had said it right when he was here" "You want some tea?" "Tonight I'm going to sleep so well, so well..." "Very well!" "I was at this construction site... with all these construction workers... all short and strange people" "Suddenly, I lose my balance... and I go falling down... this big fall... and land in muck" "I think it was a gutter" "All these workers are just staring, but no one is helping..." "I look up... and I see my camera dangling... and then suddenly out of nowhere... this group of newly married women... in saris, pallus  bindis all land up there... and they start pointing at me, laughing at me" "Bam!" "I woke up" "It was 4 am..." "I went straight to the bathroom and stood under the shower" "Why shower?" "I don't know" "I felt dirty, I felt like I needed to clean up" "So this Raghuvendra, he is tall and handsome?" "That's your conclusion of my dream?" "Just asking" "You know what I felt..." "I felt I am ugly, trashy, cheap, dirty" "That's funny" "What's funny?" "I mean... all this from a girl who is the opposite of ugly, trashy or dirty" "That's funny... not "ha-ha" funny okay" "oops!" "What's with this?" "It only creaks when you really like someone, but can't do anything about it" "Yes, Raghuvendra is tall and handsome" "So you like tall people, not short and strange" "Maybe..." "Sid was also tall" "So there's a Sid too?" "Yes so?" "So I mean you're a young and beautiful woman... you will have admirers" "What do you mean?" "What do you mean by admirers?" "I mean you're a young and beautiful woman... you will have admirers" "Admirers?" " Yes" "You're trying to say that there are lots of men!" "That's what you're trying to say" "No, what do you want me to say?" "Why would I say that?" "No" "That's what you are saying" "You actually mean that I'm a fast girl, a cheap girl..." " No come on!" "Fast dirty cheap... why use these words?" "Isn't that what the world thinks?" "If a girl has more than one relationship then that's it!" "Kaira... have you ever bought a chair?" "What?" "A chair, kursi have you ever bought one?" "Yes" "And did you just go into a shop and buy the first chair you saw?" "No" "Exactly my point" "We look at so many different chairs until we find the right one" "Some chairs may be comfortable but look like shit... others look nice but are hard on the butt..." "So the process starts, chair after chair... how many chairs we check out before we find... that one chair!" "It doesn't creak with me" "If we look for so many options just to buy a chair... then shouldn't we look at options... when choosing a life partner?" "So... dirty cheap fast... no" "Smart clear fine... actually superfine!" "Wait wait wait" "So the women in my dream who believe that... marriage is the only acceptable relationship..." "I felt dirty because of them" "See?" "You figured it out yourself..." "you don't need anyone's help" "But the dangling camera?" "What does that mean?" "Just like my future, it's"