"Subtitles by MACTwolf." "City Worker 1:" "Is that why they need more juice?" "The treasure?" "they got some kinda laser security system to guard it." "Newspaper said it's worth over thirty million." "too." "City Worker 2:" "I hate it down here." "Whosever idea it was to put cable underground oughta–" "What's going on down here?" "City Worker 1:" "Looks like one of the other teams already got this." "the guy in the museum said we were it." "City Worker 1:" "Yeah?" "Wait a minute." "Hello!" "C'mon." "City Worker 2:" "Yeah." "Looks like somebody's forgetting' to change the bulbs." "darling." "there are stories." "said they saw– you believe that monster stuff?" "I'm just saying that I heard some–" "City Worker 1:" "Anybody out there?" "City Worker 2:" "Must be a leaky pipe." "City Worker 1:" "I didn't bring a wrench." "You got a wrench?" "City Worker 2;" "I don't have a wrench." "City Worker 1:" "Maybe we oughta go back up and get a wrench." "wait a minute." "I'm feeling kinda queasy about the– come on out where we can see ya! hah hah" "Those wild and crazy scientific guys" "— I love 'em those Misfits..." "Zap me with your misfit science" "Shoot me full of ecstasy" "I need a hit from this excitement" "In my wildest fantasy" "I can feel it! straight from my heart straight from the heart" "Oooh straight from my heart oh-no-ohohohoh" "Science is over" "Class dismissed! a soft-hearted man. uh-huh." "Ever since the world began la-hah. uh-huh oh yeah. ya-hah." "A hard-headed woman been a thorn in the hide of man." "Hey!" "Oh yeah! uh-huh." "A hard-headed woman been a thorn in the side of man!" "Whoa!" "B-Man." "Maybe it needs a little more insulation." "Better go to acoustic." "'Kay." "Not again." "Billy:" "Flaming mole monsters under the city?" "are you listening to yourself?" "Dick:" "I'm listening and it has me terrified." "Hayes–" "Miss Nance." "Twelve more." "there's lots of time" "Rita Man would he?" "Billy:" "Eighty-three?" "Eighty-three." "You sold eighty-three tickets to the company picnic?" "Who to?" "Friends." "Eighty-three friends?" "I don't even know eighty-three people." "for x-rays." "but we're not sure he was standing in the right spot." "but..." "Company activities?" "All he's interested in is winning that free trip to Hawaii." "Could I interest you in mole monsters in the sewer?" "if they hula." "to the board you understand that it was the Humanidyne diving bell that recovered the–the treasure." "this is more than a job!" "Richard." "Why don't you give them a call?" "the reception'll be ruined tonight." "I–I'll have insurance underwriters all–all–all–all over me!" "The papers'll make a field day of it." "Ho–how will that look?" "I love it." "monsters!" "Mole monsters hold Humanidyne by the throat"." "This is monstrous stuff." "It's horrendous stuff." "It really is." "the narcoleptic's up." "See if he wants to brush his teeth." "It is horrendous." "It's horrendous they were counting on me." "they're counting on me." "If anything happens tonight – if anything spoils this exhibit – it'll–it'll–this'll mean my career." "stop talkin' like that now." "huh?" "tell you what." "okay?" "Yeah?" "One is that you buy a couple picnic tickets from me." "That's blackmail." "And two is that you bring someone else in here who has seen–" "I think I just saw a girl run into a sewer." "or is that too wild?" "huh?" "I–I can't." "You have to have the invitations strictly come from the board–the bo–" "Richard." "Mr. Buchre here buys a couple picnic tickets and we'll call it a deal. and that includes the keg race in the potato sack." "It's a crazy time he would certainly buy a ticket." "He would certainly– a thirty million dollar treasure don't you think?" "Do ya?" "You should talk to my accountant." "now the state won't let me sell it." "Historical artifacts"." "from all that work? and the stupid headaches like this that come from exhibiting it." "Flaming mole monsters"." "I'd forget it." "So I guess that's a "No" on the tickets?" "Is this the same girl you were talkin' about last week?" "she's driving me crazy." "she dances." "It's not like she's shy or anything." "she's gone." "Down into a manhole?" "It's the only place I can figure." "I could never get near a place like that." "Billy!" "It is a tunnel." "This is a tunnel." "It's a sewer and I'm not staying!" "babe. just think of this as a new life experience." "Okay." "I've seen it." "I've smelled it." "And I don't need it!" "Gloria." "No passing on this ladder." "Alright." "See?" "you know." "I certainly hope the board appreciates what I'm doing" "There are no monsters down here." "We will verify the fact that there are no monsters and I will get back to my... he'll take care of it." "Rats?" "!" "everybody ready?" "Rats?" "!" "Ho!" "no." "It's–it's perfectly al–" "I–I thought I left my keys–" "Oh!" "Let's keep with the others." "it's alright." "Forget what I said about the rats." "This place is clean." "she's got nothing to worry about." "This is–this is fine down here." "You think you guys could maybe hold it down a little?" "I'm going back!" "Put me down!" "that's fine with me." "It'll be alright." "I think." "I think so." "we find them in nature and we've seen them in the Museum of Natural History." "just– Even though they're filthy..." "Another life saved." "here." "Let's just see if this works." "Eveready kid." "Alright. does anyone else have the feeling that we're being watched?" "okay?" "El:" "Uh oh." "Smells like something was burning here." "Look." "here's the flaming part of what those guys saw." "Well." "What about the monster part?" "too much further away." "ho." "Whoa!" "Hey!" "Gloria." "Glo!" "Remind me not to jump out at your surprise party." "You tripped it when you walked by." "kids." "so much for the mole monsters." "Now can we get out of here?" "Wait a minute." "This means there's somebody down here and personally I'd like to find out who" "B-Man's right." "we might as well see what we can find." "It's getting late." "I'm gonna remember this!" "I'm never gonna forget it." "Billy:" "Anyone feeling lightheaded?" "there's a light up ahead." "I think we've seen enough." "it's –the air down here is getting a little hanky." "I think I'll take an air sample." "And I think I should go back." "Fine with me." "over here!" "kid!" "Wait a minute!" "kid." "It's okay." "No one's gonna hurt you." "Just take it easy." "Just take it easy." "You' re gonna be alright." "is he okay?" "that's it!" "Everyone's out of here." "We gotta get him where he can breathe." "Is he gonna be okay?" "He's gonna be fine." "He has a little pulmonary distress." "Probably from breathing the bad air down there." "ya know?" "about mole monsters?" "I–I think you're clear on that." "I'm grateful." "I want to thank you all for coming on down here then– right?" "Yeah?" "no." "I'm just gonna ride with him." "Jane's gonna meet us down there." "I'll see you later." "I brought your Walkman." "a runaway?" "What else?" "Kid had the tunnel set up pretty well." "Except for the air." "Better hope nobody else is holed up down there." "What?" "she's pretty cute." "She's probably been watching me." "I–I went over there." "I don't think that's the right approach." "The man's an animal." "or something?" "but you're not in my plans." "Not in your plans?" "You don't even know me!" "Right." "Alright." "My name's Johnny– and now has electrical problems with his amps." "huh?" "gotta go." "what's your name?" "Don't have one." "Would you cut the bull and give me a straight answer?" "You have a strange way of getting a girl's attention." "Gina." "Pay the bus fare and I'll let you sit next to me." "goldies" "'What'd I say'" "Here comes Johnny singing 'I got a woman' trying to make it pay he got the motion the boy can play devotion" "Turning all the nighttime into the day" "He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman" "He do the song about the knife he do the walk of life" "Here comes Johnny with the power and the glory" "Backbeat the talkin' blues he got the motion the boy can play devotion" "Wanna help me find somethin' classy?" "I'm goin' to a party tonight." "hold this." "What d'ya have in here?" "The London Philharmonic?" "that's my life." "Jeez." "What are you doin'?" "I gotta try it on." "Out here?" "Do you see a dressing room?" "I like it." "It's fabulous!" "Aren't you thrilled?" "Oh yeah." "Does it make you nervous?" "Richard." "You mustn't let it." "the security here is tremendous." "Absolutely bomb proof." "Ah!" "Thank you." "mate?" "Of course." "Can I ask you to hold down the fort for a while?" "I've got a few things to check on." "Al." "the poor guy's up in the air." "El:" "Of course he is." "He's floating." "not MacGreve." "I'm talking about Buchre." "The guy's got thirty million in treasure he can't sell." "It's just sittin' there in front of 'im." "Kind of like me and these picnic tickets." "Dr. Hayes." "Herb just called and bought eighteen tickets." "I'm taking him bowling." "don't you think bribing the ticket buyers is a little out of line?" "Miss Nance?" "Do I know a Herb?" "El:" "The Invisible Man." "Oh." "Bowling." "Could be interesting." "I don't care where you live." "I just think you should know that it's dangerous down there." "What are you talking about?" "Where?" "In the tunnels." "what is it with you and this tunnel fixation?" "We just pulled a kid out." "I mean– couldn't we stop talkin' tunnels and start talkin' records?" "Records..." "An antique." "Want one?" "Could you buy me Sting instead?" "Aww." "You're a killer." "Jane:" "Do you think that you could give me just a little hint of where you're from?" "No words." "Just nod your head." "Okay?" "Los Angeles?" "San Fernando Valley?" "Northern California?" "huh?" "He's been out on his own for a while." "He just doesn't wanna trust anybody." "I didn't wanna trust anyone either when they sent me to you." "Do you remember how I broke the ice?" "Food." "I figured that was it." "I had to take mine." "It was 'no relationships' from then on." "and Gina went solo." "Doesn't it get a little lonely?" "but you don't get hurt." "Uh." "I'm not here to hurt you." "Hey." "How 'bout an ice cream sandwich?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Let me get two ice cream sandwiches." "Thanks." "tell him I went looking for that girl." "man." "How ya gonna find out where she lives?" "I have a hunch it's somewhere near the museum." "'The Museum'." "I thought the Museum was in New York." "this pâté is wonderful." "It's like velvet." "Like mole velvet." "I'm gonna take a piece of this for Al." "Has anybody seen Al Buchre?" "He's gotta taste this." "Al?" "Excuse me." "I'm looking for the kid who was brought in from the Museum today." "Just follow the girl with the pizza box." "I don't wanna crowd 'im." "and tell him it's from Gina?" "Oh!" "And one more thing." "My mother's checking in soon for an operation." "Do you have any rooms on this floor with a shower?" "Three-forty-one's empty if you'd like to check it out." "thank you." "mate." "How many guards?" "Ten." "Maybe twelve." "Scamper like the rest when the tunnels go." "make sure those valves are all the way open." "How are they holding the gas?" "Well enough to panic five or ten city blocks." "Providing some Jacks from maintenance don't set off another tunnel on their own." "We should be okay as long as there are no more surprises like that bloody kid." "but don't bother checkin' it out with juvie hall or foster homes." "I made it up." "Zack?" "I asked you if you lived down there." "okay?" "you do need our help if you live down there." "The air's bad." "Really bad." "Just the last day or so." "We can handle it." "'We'?" "Who's 'we'?" "are there more of you living down there?" "you don't have to be afraid of us." "I don't bite." "she does." "ladies." "now this." "Supposed to say it's from Gina." "Gina!" "Gina!" "do you really think there are other people down there?" "No." "Yes!" "whoa." "Wait a minute." "Let's pick one." "I can tell when a kid's lying." "I can tell when a kid's kicking. we gotta do something." "are you okay?" "couldn't be better." "what was that?" "Great." "I finally isolated the gas that's in those tunnels." "What is it?" "Methane." "Girls?" "How'd you like to crash a party?" "Thank you." "miss?" "Yes?" "Your invitation." "Do you mean we were supposed to bring them?" "How gauche." "Celebrities." "We were simply interested in the technology." "come here and take a look at this." "Let's take a look at this goblet." "This goblet alone is worth over six thousand dollars." "Mr. Buchre would know." "he's not here." "He jus–he keeps disappearing. if you're doing all of this just for the hors d'oeuvres." "this could be an emergency." "I know– ya know?" "it's not gonna be that snobby." "I know what's going on at these places." "bud?" "the service entrance is around the back." "I don't think you understand." "We're–" "Psst!" "Come on! these people need us." "good." "I'm so glad you're here." "The leaky toilet's in the second-floor men's room." "Hayes." "Jane." "okay?" "is that you?" "we need some more sandwiches here." "Thank you. but isn't that pushing it a bit?" "psst!" "What?" "Come on." "What?" "What is it?" "You're not gonna believe this." "I couldn't find Richard anywhere–" "Thanks." "But I did see that wannabe that was flirting with Johnny B." "they're terrific." "The ones with the little red balls on top." "I don't like caviar." "Don't you think it's a little strange that she's here?" "What caviar?" "The little balls on top of that are red." "it'll be all right." "Salmon caviar's red." "El." "They use 'em as bait." "Wha–what're–what're these little rice cakes with the yellow gooey stuff on top?" "What is that?" "There you are." "I've been looking all over for you." "The bathroom is–" "It's a long story" "Hayes?" "Richard." "Methane?" "I told the bartenders only to serve–" "Richard." "Methane." "It's a gas." "A what?" "It's a flammable gas." "Do ya remember what happened in the Fairfax district?" "boom!" "The whole thing went." "That was methane? the concentration under here could be higher than Fairfax was." "This is something we should report right away." "and now methane." "Who the hell are you?" "Glo:" "He wasn't home." "I talked to one of the guys in the band." "Yeah?" "he went into the tunnels looking for that girl." "Looking for Gina." "if he even sparks–" "Don't tell me!" "Bukowski." "You know 'im?" "what's he doing here?" "What are we going to do with him?" "That's the question." "Leave him." "but killing' a fella..." "Syl?" "Thirty million dollars." "Is he worth it?" "Let's just finish what we came here to do." "Right. and then get out of here." "Gina!" "we've been looking all over for you." "look." "So I don't have an invitation." "You wanna throw me out?" "we're friends of Johnny B." "fast" "It's very dangerous for him to be down there." "Unh-uh." "You are talking to the wrong person." "you've gotta understand what we're trying to tell ya here." "too." "but we have a feeling there are more of you." "Wha?" "Who are you?" "Where's Gina?" "The air's better in here." "You'll be okay." "You're the guy in the band that plays in that garage on Hudson." "Gina took me last week to listen to ya." "You're good." "Thanks." "Wher–do ya know where she is?" "I think." "they're all swimming around in a sea of methane down there." "With a human sparkler. one spark from Johnny B and we're talkin' the Fourth of July here!" "Those guys in masks!" "spraying for cockroaches or something." "Whoa!" "What guys in masks?" "Does she live here?" "you know?" "Mama Gina." "Yeah." "it's a lot better than livin' on the street." "Or where the County put us." "And that kid we pulled out this morning?" "Zack?" "Is he okay?" "We wondered what happened to 'im." "he's fine." "we won't be if we stay here very much longer." "just forget about gettin' out." "but we can't get far enough through the tunnels. so we just figured we'd ride it out." "I don't think that's a very good idea." "I can feel the gas comin' in" "please." "Right this way." "I–I found him." "Here he is." "Richard's filled me in on this methane stuff and I think it's ridiculous." "You're making a big deal out of nothing." "You always have methane under the city." "Methane that's being pumped in?" "What?" "bleeding tanks into the tunnels." "They're probably just city employees." "El:" "Are you willing to take that chance?" "and someone – or something – sparks" "Boom!" "Boom?" " Boom!" " Boom!" "Al:" "Alright." "Wait a minute." "let's at least do it right and call the professionals." "Would ya feel better if I called the fire department and had them check it out?" "That's a start." "Good." "Isn't he terrific?" "He's terrific." "methane rises." "I'll be back with some help as soon as I can." "man." "It's eight blocks to the nearest grate." "Watch me. you're gonna stay right here until the authorities arrive." "Do you understand? an–and some of the ones with the little squiggly Spam stuff on top." "That's liver." "Pâté." "there are hundreds of tunnels down there." "anyway?" "With Gina." "where'd she go?" "Goon:" "They told you to call the fire department?" "That's great!" "Are you ready?" "we're ready." "Will you be around soon?" "Al:" "I'm leaving right now." "They'll make the big bang in... ten minutes?" "Right." "Gina!" "They told me you were down here." "I didn't believe 'em." "we gotta get out of here." "I got some people I gotta see." "I was just there." "You'll never make it. there's no air." "We gotta get help." "I don't need help." "What are you so afraid of?" "you can't live your life solo." "okay?" "they start screwing' up your life." "I'm not–I'm not talkin' about a relationship here." "I'm talkin' about getting me out of this tunnel so I can get some help for your friends." "but it doesn't for me." "Forget it." "I don't need help either." "I gotta get them out of there." "Help me." "Richard." "The tunnel entrance in the basement's filled with gas." "We'll say we got a big firecracker." "what can I say?" "!" "How'm I gonna break it to everyone?" "Everybody get outta here!" "There's gonna be an explosion!" "Get out!" "Richard." "we gotta go back." "You are not going anywhere." "we gotta do something." "We gotta get 'em outta there." "Okay." "I'll take ya." "Blasting caps." "Timers." "I found 'em." "There hafta be more." "Does yours say the same as mine?" "Five and a half minutes." "if–if you would." "I'm–we're gonna do this again." "everybody hurry right along." "you can't take another trip down there." "Look at you." "let's go." "Come on Gina" "B-Man." "Come on." "I'm fine." "Gimme a mask." "come on." "Here's to the end of an otherwise fabulous career." "fast." "Gina:" "Here." "there's no time." "Gina." "is there any kind of large opening out of these tunnels?" "serve as a safety valve if it explodes." "not very big." "there's a fountain!" "About a couple hundred yards from here." "it's always locked up tight." "Which way?" "You won't have time." "Which way?" "Down that tunnel." "okay?" "We're gonna check out the fountain." "we're running out of time." "I–I gotta find my bag." "Go on." "Al:" "The explosion'll take out the tunnels and bring real fire trucks so you'll blend right in." "We go straight for the treasure?" "no looking around." "And the alarm system will get knocked out?" "Sure." "mate." "Piece o' cake." "shake it up!" "This is it." "This has to be the fountain entrance that Gina was talking about." "Locked!" "They're always locked!" "There's no hole?" "!" "I thought we needed a hole?" "! that would just leave the floor of the fountain." "And that oughta come off like a piece of paper when the thing explodes." "El?" "El:" "I don't think we're gonna live long enough to make the calculations" "Maybe." "we gotta get inside." "Can you do it?" "I think I can fit through here." "My clothes are in the lunchbox." "Here ya are." "Here goes." "Hit it. the methane'll blow right through the fountain." "It's the course of least resistance." "what moves these doors?" "What?" "What moves these doors?" "I'm still lookin'." "we're getting a little short–" "El." "A couple of big motors – too big for me to start." "The best I can do is short the locks." "Whoa!" "we're almost there." "where's Gina?" "Lookin' for her bag." "You guys go ahead." "let's get outta here." "it won't move." "They're frozen." "Glo." "don't give up now." "okay?" "Let's give it a try." "One more." "Come on." "they're going." "Billy!" "Billy!" "Glo." "let's go." "I got one last little detail to take care of." "get outta here!" "Al?" "Richard." "Foul play." "Just what I needed." "this belongs to you." "it belongs to the government and I'm gonna be a little too frail to enjoy it by then." "This way I get the jewels and the insurance now." "Richard" "You're going to regret this." "you're gonna regret this more than I do." "Not really." "I ju– I've called the police." "And they're gonna jump out of their hiding places and yell "Freeze"?" "Hopefully." "Freeze!" "Johnny:" "Gina!" "we gotta get outta here." "Come on." "I think this is a good time to stop and–and reconsider the purchase of just a few more of these picnic tickets." "they're only two-fifty apiece. and I think Hawaii would be a great–would be a great release." "And I got all Don Ho's hits – I bought all of his greatest hits." "And I love those–the–the drinks with the blue and yellow–" "I–I–" "get with it!" "I just don't understand it." "Company picnic." "Good times." "I called everybody I know." "everybody I ever heard of." "And Miss Nance–" "Hayes." "Even I bought tickets from her." "you bought tickets from me." "only two." "uh..." "Where are the girls?" "they're late aren't they?" "They're with my date." "You have a date?" "Gina." "(Girls chatting outside)" "We are ready. an experimental project for street kids sponsored by Social Services." "Alright." "but you can broom the idea they're sitting on us or anything." "and a fancy new name." "unique way." "let's grab this stuff and go hit some homeruns." "Right!" "Doctor Hayes?" "Miss Nance... would ya?" "sorry." "I'm already taking Barry." "And Herb." "Barry and Herb?" "But there're only two tickets." "Miss Nance?" "Herb!" "The Invisible Man!" "ooh Feels Like Science" "Straight From The Heart" "Class Assignment oh no no" "Science is over" "Class dismissed!" "Goodnight Bunnies."