"In short, it was a classic family dinner which went down the drain." "And in order for it to go down the drain, you need a good team." "You need a father who doesn't love his wife anymore and makes do." "A mother who doesn't love her husband anymore, and makes some stew." " I made some stew !" "An uncle who's a bit vulgar." "I come back from the crapper, you'll have to wait 2 hours before you go !" "Ha ha ha!"" "An aunt who apologizes." " Excuse him." "A knowing brother..." "And me." "As usual, I had eaten too much bread because the pre-dinner laster 2 hours 34 minutes and as usual they talked politics because the pre-dinner laster 2 bottles and 34 glasses." " You can't just say that !" "My uncle really tells a lot of swear words : "How about she just go f.... herself" (swear word), "I swear to you..." (swear word) "this b..." (swear word)" "Excuse him..." "At some moment my mother said : "Tell them." " What ?" " What ?"" "We're divorcing." ""Oh f..." (swear word) "sh..." (swear word) "damn f..." (swear word) "holy c..." (swear word) "f..." (swear word) "sh..." (swear word)" ""Excuse him..." I said: "Why ?"" "My dad did: ..." "I did: ..." "My dad did: ..." "I did: ..." "My father did: "Well..." My uncle did: ..." "My aunt did: ..." "And my mom sulked." "I asked again: "Why ?"" "My mom said: "For a little b..." My dad said: "I love her." "She understands me."" "My uncle said: "Pff!" "Good old f..." (swear word) "That's some real sh..." (swear word)" " Excuse him..." "The reason was Manuella, 22, student, i.e. my mom with 35 years less, 15 kg less and 3 more cup sizes." "She was hot, hot and hot." "Well I'll get going..." "At least she understands me."" "He didn't understand her." "Since then, my father stays at my place." ""Oh god, life is shit." OK, there were swear words there but..." "I agreed." "In short, I had a family dinner."