"family!" "Who wants champagne?" "What is all this?" "It's finally happened." "I did it!" "my lady." "A brand new leather coat pour vous." "It's beautiful!" "we're rich now." "273)}– We're rich?" "– Finally." "Are you being serious?" "I wanted to wait until the deal was all finished." "We are going into business for ourselves!" "You are looking at the new owner... of Blockbuster Video." "Blockbuster Video?" "I asked how much." "Ten thousand dollars!" "Can you believe it?" "We have the entire business." "And we can watch movies whenever we want!" "You guys wanna see it?" "You're gonna love it." "It is in pristine condition." "I just wish you'd have talked to me before spending all our money." "It was ten thousand dollars for the entire place." "It wasn't gonna last!" "guaranteed." "Stan?" "– I'm watching a movie on my iPad." "There she is." "It's a new beginning for us." "273)}– I don't wanna go in there." "– Come on!" "Can you believe it?" "Completely turnkey! all on Blu-ray or DVD." "273)}– What do you think?" "– It's awesome." "You should get it on that Ancient Civilizations show so that people can see how cultures used to live." "I get it." "Blockbuster is so out of date it's ancient." "273)}– I get it." "– I didn't say anything." "You were thinking it." "But you're wrong." "The average person wants movies they can hold in their hands." "We're gonna have customers up our ass." "Up our ass." "How many... how many copies of Meet the Fockers do we have in stock?" "Six." "We still have six!" "Good... that should be good." "Filmore!" "No way." "I ain't going near that place." "You go get it." "You kids looking to rent some DVDs?" "What's he talking about rent a diva dee?" "I get it." "Blockbuster is so old it's creepy." "Nobody rents movies anymore." "People just don't know we're open yet!" "Little fucking pricks." "Welcome to Blockbuster!" "Can I help you find something?" "I can't find..." "Turner  Hooch." "Where's Turner  Hooch?" "I believe we have that over in the..." "I get it." "Video stores are so old they have ghosts in them." "I get it." "But you're wrong!" "Emily?" "the war is over!" "Let's go rent a movie at Blockbuster." "Be a spooky ghost all you want." "It wasn't stupid to buy this place." "Emily!" "Let's rent something now." "Hulu and Crackle still don't make the money Blockbuster does." "Streaming movies is not for everyone!" "Emily!" "The hounds!" "bro. everyone just wants to prove that Randy's going crazy!" "Don't mind Randy." "He's just losing his mind." "You know what?" "Fuck you and Emily." "I think something might be wrong with Dad." "You think?" "Eric and Kenny!" "You don't have costumes?" "We're on our way over to Kyle's because our costumes are so cool we have to put them on together." "Butters?" "I'm a wereprechaun." "A leprechaun bitten by a werewolf." "And Jimmy's Gangnam Style." "guys." "You'll be some stiff competition at the costume contest for sure." "Come on!" "What are you guys going as?" "You'll just have to wait and see." "I think that's good." "Feel tight enough?" "Mom." "Let's see the shield." "Red Skull!" "273)}– What are you doing?" "– Stan's going out with his friends." "I need everybody tonight!" "273)}– It's our big night!" "– For what?" "It's Halloween!" "Everyone rents scary movies on Halloween!" "but I need your help here." "I hate this family!" "273)}– Let him go trick or treating." "– You don't understand!" "We're doing a big Halloween promotion." "and I've got apple bobbing and candy corns!" "This is night we turn it all around!" "Nobody's gonna come." "You'll see. this place is gonna be swamped with people trying to rent DVDs." "Renting DVDs is more ancient than Madonna's boobs!" "Stanley!" "Gross!" "I can't go trick or treating." "My dad says I have to stay and help with the store." "I'm serious." "I know it sucks." "You can't do this!" "How can we be the Avengers without Captain America?" "There's nothing I can do." "What about the costume contest?" "What's going on?" "273)}– Stan can't come." "– He can't come?" "But he's fucking Captain America!" "you guys." "My dad's doing a Halloween promotion." "Does anybody even go to Blockbuster anymore?" "nobody." "he's kind of losing it." "I feel kind of bad for him." "Get off the phone." "People are gonna start calling to reserve movies!" "I hate him again." "You can't miss Halloween." "You have your iPad?" "I'm gonna go grab mine." "I have an idea." "273)}– Where should we trick or treat first?" "– How about we try the Barkers?" "Looks like they're not home." "This is fucking ridiculous." "and Stan has to go and ruin it." "– He's fine." " Let's go to the Petersons! and some Captain FaceTime skateboard guy!" "273)}– Trick or treat?" "– Trick or treat? Thor and Bruce Vilanch!" "I'm not Bruce Vilanch!" "What are you supposed to be?" "you're supposed to be... 273)}– The incredible..." "– The incredible Chaz Bono!" "the fat transsexual?" "Cute!" "Not Chaz Bono!" "Did you see my skin?" "I'm green." "The incredible Harvey Firestein?" "honey." "He's not green." "The person I'm dressed as is not fat and not gay." "The incredibly fat and gay skinny straight man?" "Just give us some fucking candy!" "It's Stan's stupid costume that's throwing everybody off!" "People can't get that I'm the Hulk when Captain America is on FaceTime!" "Trick or treat?" "273)}– It's the Avengers!" "– That's right!" "And Honey Boo Boo!" "come see the green Honey Boo Boo costume!" "It's getting colder out." "You can definitely tell that winter's coming." "273)}– What's the matter?" "– That old creepy place." "I saw someone in the window." "Let's get out of here." "They'll come. they'll have to come." "Why?" "Why isn't anyone showing up?" "people should be renting spooky movies!" "What's happened to the world?" "Things used to be so simple." "fine sir!" "I would like to rent a movie." "Mr. Marsh." "What'll it be?" "I'll take a DVD of Robocop 2 and the director's cut of Blade Runner." "Coming right up." "my friend?" "Convenience at its peak!" "Your son and wife don't seem to agree with you about the video store." "your son seems to think video stores are... as ancient as Madonna's boobs." "He's a very progressive little boy." "Gets it from his mother." "Mr. Marsh." "Your Blockbuster will never get any customers with those two negative nancies sabotaging you." "You may need to do something... rather extreme." "Mr. Marsh." "Trick or treat?" "You are the owner of Blockbuster." "You must be willing to do anything." "I won't do it!" "Leave him out of this." "He's just a little boy!" "We still have an hour before the costume contest." "273)}– Let's go hit the houses on the..." "– Check it out!" "273)}– What's he doing?" "– He's breaking into that Kum  Go!" "we gotta stop him!" "We are the Avengers!" "dude." "Avengers!" "What say we take this scumbag down!" "you take the back entrance!" "Cartman and I will block him from the side!" "Cartman smash!" "you two!" "What the..." "You told me these things were full of money!" "I thought everyone would be renting spooky movies!" "For Odin!" "For Asgard!" "Who are you?" "There's a bunch of them." "Never mind." "they shot this guy!" "let's bail!" "Get them!" "that's so cute!" "And so what is little Monica wearing?" "I bet she's adorable." "We've just sort of been here for the most part." "Are you guys staying in?" "You're watching The Thing?" "That's fun." "On Netflix or Hulu?" "On your Xbox." "I'm hoping we can call it a night and go home." "You don't need to send help." "Thanks though." "Are you guys getting a lot of trick or treaters?" "Barb and Michael?" "Karen." "Can I help you with something? many rural areas don't have the bandwidth to support DVD quality video in streaming services making DVD rental still the best movie watching option." "Karen." "You were saying?" "It wasn't a customer." "It's just Randy." "I know." "those kids saw us!" "Brad!" "got him tied up in the back." "who were your friends?" "Just let me go!" "We're nobody!" "We didn't see anything!" "I promise!" "He's lying." "They saw everything!" "Let's try this again." "please!" "This is my best friend's iPad!" "Tony and Kurt!" "One of them dropped this." "It's an invitation to a Monster Mash at the community center." "273)}– We weren't gonna go there!" "– Sure you weren't." "Get rid of him." "I won't say anything." "I promise!" "What are you gonna do?" "Let me go!" "end of the line." "What the hell?" "I need your cell phone." "I can't find it." "Somebody took it!" "where are the car keys?" "Where are the keys to the car?" "God dammit." "Did you have fun at the Halloween party?" "Ben." "And thanks for walking me home." "What's the matter?" "273)}– What is that?" "– What is what?" "Somebody dumped a..." "Ben." "It's a little boy!" "Are you OK?" "Little boy?" "try and stay calm." "273)}– Thank God you found me!" "– What is he doing way out here?" "You have to get me to my friends." "They aren't safe!" "and they took our friend!" "Sounds like you're talking about the Redbox killers." "They've murdered over a dozen people trying to get the cash from Redboxes." "They don't know we can stream movies cheaper and more conveniently online?" "Apparently not." "These are dangerous guys." "Do you know where they were headed?" "there's a kid over at the hospital saying he saw everything." "They were heading to the community center." "You have to stop it." "My friends are in trouble!" "You're OK!" "273)}– What happened to you?" "– It's just a scratch." "This means we can still make the costume contest!" "They're looking for you there!" "You've got to cancel the Monster Mash." "Are you crazy?" "We can't cancel the Monster Mash." "It's Halloween night!" "It's the Monster Mash's biggest night of the year." "The Monster Mash is only on Halloween... let's do something!" "273)}– People are gonna get hurt." "– How many people at the Monster Mash?" "sir." "It's a graveyard smash." "we better hurry." "It gets on in a flash." "You boys say you can identify the Redbox thieves?" "We saw their faces." "All right." "We're gonna have to send one of you into the party in disguise." "That sure is a great Gangnam Style costume!" "a leprechaun that's been bitten by a werewolf." "Stan." "It's Gangnamstein!" "Don't say my name!" "I'm here undercover." "Enjoy the Monster Mash!" "I can't see a thing in here!" "Just go straight." "Now turn left." "Go about ten steps." "Gangnamstein!" "I wish I had thought of that!" "Daddy wants to have a little talk!" "Stanny boy!" "I'm coming!" "Wedding Crashers!" "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "Go back to killing the family." "I'm coming!" "everyone." "It's time to start the costume contest." "there they are!" "– There's who?" "everybody." "Those guys right over there are..." "Who are you people?" "You aren't real!" "I can't see!" "Where do I go?" "You think I'm crazy for buying the Blockbuster?" "Now I'll make you pay!" "I got a little something for all of you!" "Run!" "You better run!" "Look at the people watching movies on their Xbox!" "Streaming Halloween 4!" "Fire!" "get your own!" "What the hell is going on?" "We got the son of a bitch." "wasn't that Peterson in there?" "I hope you guys have learned that crime doesn't pay." "it don't." "It's Stan." "He's dying." "The judging's almost done." "You're gonna make it." "Somebody get me a charger!" "don't die on us." "Kyle." "It's OK." "Hit OK." "You guys go win that costume contest." "You can do it." "Lift the trophy for me." "You're gonna see it." "Will somebody get me a God damn charger!" "you guys." "And Kenny?" "Stay gold." "I'm coming!" "I'm coming!" "I spoke with the insurance company." "They said we can get some of our money back." "but some." "take a shower?" "You wanna just sit here a little more and be frozen?" "You want me to bring you some McDonald's?" "What do you want from McDonald's?" "Chicken nuggets." "And fries." "Sweet and sour sauce." "And Hi-C Orange."