"Johannes and I were back together for a week." "And we decided immediately to live in the same apartment." "Honey, where's my black shoe?" "What did you say?" "Black shoe, can't find the other one." " Before that." " I was in the other room." " Did you call me "honey"?" " Yeah, why?" "It sounded like my father looking for his bathing suit." "Ok, no more "honey"." "What about "my dearest lover"?" "Shorter and cuter." "Shorter and cuter... "Little pillow"?" ""Fluffy"?" "Great if I wanna end up on bread." "What about... "Mopsy"!" " Think about it tomorrow." " No, I'll find." ""Spongie"!" " Noodles!" " I like noodles but..." " Macaroni!" " Use it in a sentence." "Macaroni, I'm home!" "Cereals, tea, Snickers, cupcake..." " Wait, I like this one." " Snickers?" " Before." " Cupcake?" " Who's my cupcake?" " Me." "I'll call you Cupcake and you'll call me?" " Cockroaches repellent." " I love it!" "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "There is one universal rule:" "Noone calls you when you want, and everyone call you when you don't want." "So the day Johannes and I decided to be alone, everyone needed us." "Lust Kingdom." "I need to talk to you." "Isobel, how are you?" "I have a big news." "Whatever you did, there is a solution." "How big is your problem?" "Well, let's say..." "Could we talk about it later?" "My attention is sucked." "You call it "attention"?" "Los!" "Blas mir einen!" "What the fuck happened?" "And now?" "Then someone else needed to call us." "Johannes is really late!" "I'll call him." "There is a problem." "He should be at home." "Isobel decided to talk to Athenais, her lesbian friend." "Maybe I don't need a boyfriend, but a girlfriend." "That's why I can't find a straight guy." "I think I'm lesbian." "You don't suddenly wake up as lesbian." "You are or not." "The way I feel, and thought it was normal for a straight girl, is how lesbians feel." " Are you attracted to girls?" " No, but..." "You... were you... attracted to me?" " No." " I'm not pretty enough?" "No, you're gorgeous!" "So, what's the problem?" "I don't know, I see you like a sister." "Ok, I get it." "You're not interested." "You're right, I'm not lesbian." " Now you understand." " Yeah." "Arne was still looking for us." "At least they're ok." "Next time, he could tell me." " When do you leave?" " In two days." "You told Maykel?" "I decided to leave this morning." "And I can't have him on phone." "Prepare handkerchiefs." "He'll understand that I found a job in a hospital." "And I don't leave forever." "Handkerchiefs anyway." "He is so happy recently, it's the perfect time to tell him." "Fourteen missed calls." "How long were we in bed?" "The whole day." "As it's the night..." "Let's go back to bed." "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"