"Shanghai Arts and Films Studio" "Uproar in Heaven" "Adapted from Journey to the West" "English translation by Duxty" "The king is back!" "The king is back!" "Children, gather and practice!" "Bring me my sabre!" "I don't have a single good weapon." "How can I give you good training?" "Such a disappointment." "If the king wants to find a good weapon, it isn't very difficult." "But are you able to dive into the sea?" "What?" "The sea?" "I can fly up to heaven and burrow into the deepest ground." "There's no place I can't go." "Then it will be easy." "There's a passage under the waterfall leading to the East Sea Dragon's Palace." "Once you are there, you won't have to worry about finding a good weapon." "Really?" "Then I shouldn't worry anymore." "Children, wait here a moment." "I'll be right back." "Halt!" "Where did you come from?" "What are you doing here?" "So it's Turtle General and Shrimp General." "I need to see the Dragon King." "Please tell him quickly." "Quickly bring me to the Dragon King, or you'll have a taste of my fist." "I'll go, I'll go!" "He's escaping, he's escaping !" "We're here, we're here." "Dragon Palace" "Dra" " Dra" " Dra" " Dragon King !" "There's a demon monkey outside, intruding into the palace." "Chase him away!" "Hi, old neighbour!" "Hey, why are you here?" "I'm the Sage of the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits." "I don't have a good weapon, so I came here to borrow one." "So that's what this is about, I wondered what was the matter." "Shrimp General, bring him a spear." "You call this a weapon?" "Bring him the 1800 kg halberd." "It's light, too light." "Light?" "We have a heavy one, but I'm afraid it might be too heavy." "Guard !" "Bring the 3600 kg halberd and let him try it." "No, it's still too light." "Bring something heavier." "Your power is too great." "We really don't have a heavier weapon." "Your East Sea is so huge and yet there isn't a good weapon?" "Yes, yes... there is, there is." "Please follow me and see." "Please have a look." "What's this?" "This beauty has a great history." "It was left behind by a god to calm the sea." "If you can remove it then it will be yours." "It's truly a treasure." "A treasure indeed, a treasure indeed." "Too bad it's too thick." "If only it could be thinner." "A bit more." "Golden-ringed Wishing Staff." "Weighs 18,000 kg." "Shrink, shrink, shrink!" "Thanks a lot, old neighbour!" "This treasure is used to calm the sea, you can't take it away!" "You said if I remove it, it's mine." "Did you not mean what you said?" "You stole my sea's treasure!" "The Jade Emperor will hear of this!" "Your majesty, the demon monkey Sun Wukong came to my palace, wreaked havoc and stole the treasure which is used to calm the sea." "This demon has great powers." "If we don't get rid of him, there will be no peace in the palace." "Will your majesty do something?" "What is this demon's history?" "How dare he misbehave?" "This demon is very strong." "It is a monkey spirit that gained the Way 500 years ago." "It could kill dragons, move mountains and overturn the sea." "My Emperor, you can't take it lightly." "Is there such a thing?" "Which heaven general will go and capture this demon?" "Your majesty!" "From what I can see, why don't we summon him to heaven?" "Without wasting any men, we could lure him here and put him under surveillance." "We have no time to waste, we can capture him right away." "What's so special about this?" "Yeah, what's so special about this?" "Move aside." "It's really a good treasure." "Wonderful, wonderful!" "What a treasure, what a treasure." "My king, there's an old man coming from the sky." "Bring him here, quickly!" "OK, I'll go." "Who are you?" "What are you doing here?" "I came from heaven." "I want to see your king." "Nobody can pass without an order from the king." "Hey, the king has an order." "The king ordered to bring the old man forward." "That's more like it." "I'm heaven's Spirit of Planet Venus, under the order of the Jade Emperor to invite you to heaven." "To heaven?" "What for?" "To be an official, of course." "Official?" "What's an official?" "Heaven is the land of immortals." "It is very different from your Mountain of Flowers and Fruits." "In heaven, the walls are gold plated and the fragrance of rare flowers is everywhere." "The stars fill the river and rainbows act as bridges." "My king, it would be a waste if you didn't go." "Fine, then I'll go with you." "My king, we want to go too." "Bring us with you." "Can we go to heaven too?" "Why not?" "I should have a look around heaven first." "All of you stay here and practice." "If heaven is really nice, I will bring all of you there." "Yes, all of you should stay and practice." "I will bring you next time." "Where's your king?" "Our king has already flown 54,000 km." "What are you waiting for?" "Wait for me!" "Heaven's South Gate" "Where did you come from?" "I was invited by the Jade Emperor." "Step aside, step aside." "Stop wasting my time and let me enter." "Do you have an invitation?" "The Jade Emperor invited me to heaven." "Why are you so aggressive?" "Now step aside!" "Don't make me angry." "Or else..." "Don't fight, don't fight, don't fight." "Old man, why did you lie to me?" "Why aren't they letting me in?" "This is your first time here, they don't recognize you." "Step aside!" "This is the earth sage." "Under the Jade Emperor's orders, I invited him to heaven." "Go ahead." "Palace Hall" "Please wait a moment." "Wait for me to announce that you're here." "Your majesty, Sun Wukong is here." "Please enter the hall!" "Please enter the hall!" "Where did he go, where did he go?" "Stop the demon monkey!" "So you're not a mute!" "Hurry and greet the Jade Emperor!" "Hurry, hurry!" "Where is the Jade Emperor?" "Where?" "Up there." "Hurry and go pay your imperial respect." "Kneel down !" "Your majesty, this is Sun Wukong, the earth sage." "He doesn't know the rules of heaven." "Forgive him, your majesty." "Forgiven." "Wu Qu Xing !" "Here!" "Check if there are any vacant positions." "Yes, your majesty." "Give him a small position." "Your majesty, the stable is missing a keeper." "Appoint Sun Wukong as Keeper of the Imperial Stables." "You may leave." "Hurry and give your thanks." "What does the keeper do?" "As Keeper of the Imperial Stables you will manage all the heaven horses." "Your position is the highest at the Imperial Stables." "Hurry and express your gratitude." "This is the official uniform." "You must wear it." "Congratulations my king." "Congratulations my king." "My king, stop playing, stop playing." "Horse General!" "Here!" "The Keeper of the Imperial Stables is your subordinate." "You must keep a close eye on him." "You must be cautious." "Understood !" "Imperial Stable" "Stable..." "What are you doing?" "Get up, get up!" "Will the stable keeper please examine the heaven horses?" "How can you keep the horses like this?" "Since you came here the heaven horses have been very happy and comfortable." "You must have put in a lot of effort." "Horse General is here!" "Horse General is here." "Will the stable keeper go and greet him?" "Horse General?" "It's Cow General!" "Ignore him!" "Horse General..." "Why didn't the new stable keeper come and greet me?" "He... is grooming the horses." "Move!" "What's this?" "Who released the heaven horses?" "Who are you?" "How dare you come here and cause trouble?" "How dare you, demon head?" "The Jade Emperor appoints you to look after the horses and you release them?" "If a single horse is missing... mind your head." "Who do you think you are to come and discipline me?" "I was ordered by the Jade Emperor to watch over you, demon head !" "Now be good and listen !" "Shut up!" "The Jade Emperor didn't invite me to heaven to have someone look after me!" "How dare you?" "Do you have any respect for the Jade Emperor?" "Troops, capture him!" "Who has the guts to capture me?" "Go to hell!" "Somebody help!" "Help me!" "Tell your old Jade Emperor that he doesn't respect me." "Tell him to watch out, I'm not one to be pushed around." "Your majesty!" "Bad news!" "The stable keeper beat up Horse General, wreaked havoc in the stable, ran out the South Gate and went back to the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits." "How dare that demon monkey?" "He broke the laws of heaven." "We must bring him back for a trial." "Horse General does things very hastily and probably made a mistake." "Let me settle it, bring him to heaven, and watch carefully over him." "Hold it!" "Your majesty!" "Old Venus always wants to settle." "He's loosening heaven's laws." "The demon monkey is very wild and cannot be tolerated." "Allow me to bring him back for trial." "Please don't bring out the troops and use violence." "Should we allow the demon monkey to climb all over us?" "Then may I ask, King Li, what are you planning to do?" "The demon monkey dared to break out of heaven." "If we don't punish him severely, others may follow his example." "The world will be in havoc!" "King Li, what a great point!" "I must learn from you." "News!" "Your majesty!" "The stable keeper put up a banner at the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits declaring himself Great Sage." "He wants to sit with you equally." "How dare he declare himself Great Sage?" "The Great Sage" "God Chu Ling !" "Yes!" "You go attack the front line." "Understood !" "Who are you?" "Hurry and give me your name!" "You're just a small monkey, you can't withstand a hit from me." "Demon monkey sure is ferocious." "Nezha the third prince is coming." "What kind of joke is this?" "You hair isn't even fully grown." "I, the Great Sage, won't fight you." "Who are you to declare yourself Great Sage?" "Eat this!" "Tell that old Jade Emperor of yours to grant me the title of Great Sage." "If he doesn't, I will turn the heavenly palace upside down." "Don't get too excited." "I will wipe out your Mountain of Flowers and Fruits!" "Only if you have the guts to come." "I, the Great Sage, will be waiting for you." "End of Part 1" "Shanghai Arts and Films Studio A 1964 production" "Uproar in Heaven, Part 2 Adapted from Journey to the West" "English translation by Duxty" "The demon monkey has godlike powers." "Why don't you just grant him the title of Great Sage and let him stay in heaven?" "OK, fine..." "But what if he starts causing trouble?" "We must attack the root of the problem!" "Your majesty!" "Please don't use force again, it will be a waste of time." "Why don't we just place him under house arrest?" "Spirit of Planet Venus' idea is much better." "I'll give him the Queen's peach grove to watch over." "This seems to be the most reasonable." "If he ever causes trouble then he shall be punished." "Your majesty is wise." "I'll go fetch him." "King !" "We caught a mole!" "Bring him over here!" "Great Sage." "Oh, it's you." "What are you doing here again?" "Great Sage, I'm under the Jade Emperor's order to invite you..." "What does Jade Emperor order?" "I don't accept this method." "Last time it was Horse General who wrongly accused you." "Jade Emperor has already punished him." "Punish him good, that's how it should be." "The Jade Emperor appointed you Great Sage and invited you to heaven." "Old Jade Emperor appointed you Great Sage!" "The Great Sage!" "Your Jade Emperor is already beaten." "I'm already Great Sage here at the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits." "I don't need him to appoint me." "I'm not going !" "Go back!" "Leave quickly!" "The fruits and flowers of this mountain are quite flourishing." "The landscape is pretty good." "It has always been good." "It is good... but compared to the peach grove in heaven... it doesn't even come close." "What peach grove can compare to the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits?" "The Queen's peach grove is the most godly landscape in the world." "The most beautiful landscape, nothing can compare to it." "This fruit can only..." "I couldn't lie to you again." "Great Sage, the Jade Emperor grants you to look after the peach grove." "Such a great place, could it be that you don't even want to go check it out?" "Wait, let me think about it." "Fine, I'll go with you to check it out." "Congratulations Great Sage!" "Old man, where is the peach grove located?" "Ah, look this way." "Peach Grove" "Oh, it's the Great Sage." "I'm the God of Earth, here to greet the Great Sage." "Good, I'm here to examine the grove!" "Great Sage, I'll lead the way." "Great Sage!" "Great Sage!" "Great Sage, it takes these trees 3000 years to blossom and 3000 years to bear fruit." "One will never age if one eats from it." "What, eat just one peach and never age?" "Yes, yes, yes..." "Eat one and never age, never age." "Great Sage, there's more up ahead." "This, Great Sage, takes 6000 years to blossom and 6000 years to bear fruit." "If one eats it, one can become a god." "This is a great place to be." "Let me have a taste." "Great Sage, don't!" "You mustn't!" "Why not?" "Great Sage, you can't." "These are the Queen's peaches used especially for the peach banquet." "You can't eat them now, Great Sage." "Then when can they be eaten?" "Wait until the peach banquet and for a 9000 year old peach." "Then Great Sage can eat joyfully." "When will that be?" "Hurry up and check!" "Great Sage, these peaches..." "These peaches are extraordinary." "9000 years to blossom..." "I know, 9000 years to blossom and 9000 years to bear fruit." "I'll go check it out myself." "You go drink something." "I'm here to accompany you." "It's OK!" "Great..." "Why wait until the banquet when I can eat it right now?" "The goddesses are here." "I didn't come to greet you, please forgive me." "There's no need for formalities, it's OK." "Quickly bring us to the grove." "Goddess, I can't right now." "Why not?" "The Jade Emperor appointed Great Sage to look after the peach grove." "Please wait, I'll go ask for his permission." "What Great Sage?" "Who cares who he is, we don't need his permission to come here." "Oh well." "Come here sisters, there's a big one over here." "Where?" "There!" "Who are you?" "We are here under the Queen's orders to pick peaches." "Who are you?" "Oh, so the Queen sent you." "I'm the Great Sage." "What do you need the peaches for?" "For the peach banquet." "Interesting, interesting." "Which gods are invited to the peach banquet?" "Supreme Master Lao." "Goddess of Mercy." "No." "500 arhat." "The heaven immortals." "The immortals." "The earth immortals." "No, who else?" "Many more." "Many gods received an invitation, including the Dragon Sea God of the North Sea." "Shut up!" "Why wasn't I, the Great Sage, invited?" "The Great Sage?" "Never heard of it." "A demon monkey who looks over the grove wants an invitation... dream on." "So this is what they invited me up to heaven for." "Old Jade Emperor, you keep on tricking me." "I'll never forgive you." "Sisters, let's hurry up and leave." "Don't go!" "Freeze!" "Old Jade Emperor, you don't respect me, the Great Sage." "I'm going to sit on your throne today." "Old Jade Emperor, come and pour me wine." "Queen, bring me the heaven peaches." "Old Jade Emperor, the Great Sage doesn't have a seat for you." "Queen, make your peach banquet more lively." "Bring me the wine." "Children, come and drink a cup." "So much stuff and you guys don't get to enjoy it." "I'll bring it back to the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits to make the children happy." "Old Jade Emperor, everyone is afraid of you." "I'm the only one that challenges you." "Going back to Mountain of Flowers and Fruits." "Dou Shuai Palace" "How did I get to Supreme Master Lao's place?" "It's so nice and quiet here." "I'll go in and play." "Jade Emperor's Golden Elixir" "This is the Jade Emperor's golden elixir." "I wonder how it tastes." "Hey, old Jade Emperor, you can't eat the golden elixir this time." "I must hurry back and have a wine party with the children." "This, this, this... is unacceptable." "That Sun Wukong is so evil." "Not only did he steal and eat the heaven peaches." "After hearing that he wasn't invited to the peach banquet, he bad-mouthed the Queen." "How dare that demon monkey break the law?" "This is treason !" "Your majesty, you can't take this demon monkey lightly." "Supreme Master Lao is here!" "Your majesty!" "Stand up." "Your majesty, the wine and elixir..." "that Sun Wukong took it all." "That demon monkey brought it back to the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits." "Your majesty, we must bring the demon monkey back and question him." "I request sending out the troops." "I allow you to bring the 100,000 heavenly troops." "You must bring that demon monkey to me." "Yes!" "The Great Sage" "How dare you, demon monkey!" "Stealing the wine and peaches and eating the golden elixir..." "Correct, I did that." "What can you do about it?" "You committed 10 crimes and yet you're not begging for forgiveness!" "What can a small god like you do?" "How dare you talk so much rubbish?" "Guard the front of the mountain !" "Guard the back of the mountain !" "We can't let the demon monkey escape." "Listen, fellow brothers!" "Here!" "Accompany Erlang Shen to capture the demon monkey." "We can't make any mistakes." "Yes!" "Go!" "You guys are using cheap tricks, using a sneak attack." "What kind of men are you?" "Damn you, demon monkey." "You should know that this is the result of treason." "You really are unbelievable old Jade Emperor." "To deal with me, one, you use traps." "Let's see what you can do to me." "Monkey head !" "Even when you're about to die you still talk nonsense." "Men !" "Hurry and kill him!" "Godly arrows, quickly release the godly arrows!" "This... how is this possible?" "Your majesty, I have an idea to destroy the demon monkey." "Come!" "Put him into the furnace." "Monkey head, how does it feel inside?" "Very Hot!" "Very Hot!" "Continue screaming hot." "You'll see what's hot in the end." "Come on, blow on the fire." "Monkey head, how is it?" "Very cool, very comfortable." "Fine." "Enjoy the cool and comfort." "I'll teach you how powerful I am." "Monkey head, how is it?" "Is it still comfortable?" "Students, the demon monkey has been burned to a crisp." "Quickly collect the fire and open the hatch." "The demon monkey turned into two golden elixirs." "You..." "Great Sage, Great Sage!" "The Great Sage" "The End"