"And now, kids, get ready for Captain Caveman's quest to find out which one of you loyal fans gets the chance to be a hero with Captain Caveman on his show." "Whoever answers our mystery phone question will be the grand prize winner." "[RINGING]" "Uh, hey, Freddy, the phone's ringing." "You get it." "I can't do everything." "Make the sandwiches and answer the phone." "Sorry, Freddy." "Uh, hello?" "hello, you lucky viewer." "Are you watching the Captain Caveman Show?" "Uh, yeah." "How'd you know?" "MAN [ON TV]:" "Because you're the lucky person we're calling." "I am?" "MAN [ON TV]:" "Just answer this question and you'II get the Captain Caveman hero prize." "Freddy, what kind of sandwich does Barney want?" "Hey, Barn, what kind of meat you want in your sandwich?" "Tiger or Brontosaurus?" "Uh, Brontosaurus." "Brontosaurus is right." "Amazing." "What a smart lad." "You knew the answer before I even asked the question." "PHILO:" "AII right!" "Way to go, Barn." "What'd I do?" "What did you do?" "You just won a trip to HoIIyrock to be a hero with Captain Caveman on his show." "[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]" "Gee, thanks." "But I really don't deserve all that just for making a couple of sandwiches." "Hey, what's going on?" "Barney rubble, 313 Rocky Road, Bedrock." "Oh, boy, I'II be waiting." "What are you giving your address for?" "So they can send me the prize." "Wait a minute, what prize?" "Barney just won a trip to HoIIyrock to be on the Captain Caveman Show." "Can you believe it, Freddy?" "You told me to get the phone and you even gave me the answer." "What a pal!" "I owe you a Iot." "You owe me the prize." "It was my phone and it was my answer and it's my prize." "BARNEY:" "I don't owe you that much, Freddy." "You can have the phone and the answer." "Heh, I think I'II keep the prize." "[LAUGHING]" "wilma, talk to him." "He'II listen to you." "tell him whose prize it is." "well, Freddy, he does have a point." "Never mind." "What do you know?" "She knows Barney's gonna keep the prize." "He keeps that prize and our friendship is over." "Finished." "Through." "Boy, now I know why they call it fast food." "You gotta be fast to eat it." "You know where the front door is?" "Uh, yeah, Freddy, it's right over there." "You going someplace?" "No, you are." "Out!" "Out!" "And don't come back ever!" "Uh, does that mean I don't get my sandwich?" "[RINGS]" "[ALL CHEERING]" "I gotta get more money for ringing recess." "[CHATTERING]" "Anybody who wants to play rockbaII with a winner, I'm choosing up sides." "And if you wanna play with a loser, go with him." "Uh, you mean me, Freddy?" "Whoever you are, you're the enemy." "Yo, gang, I think we got trouble in paradise." "[LAUGHING]" "Gee, Freddy, how come I'm the enemy?" "You always pick me for your side." ""always" is in the past tense." "I don't have cheaters on my team." "KID 1:" "What does he mean?" "KID 2:" "A cheater?" "I'm not mentioning any names but if you wanna be on a team with a cheater who's gonna be a hero with Captain Caveman on his show, pick him." "[CHATTERING]" "If he had a longer nose, he could have my job." "KID 1:" "Great, Barney, I'm with you!" "KID 2:" "Pick me first!" "Hey, he's gonna be a star." "Yeah." "Maybe even outlive you, Rock." "Yo." "There is only one hero around here." "Me." "That's me." "FLAB:" "Oh, yeah, Rock, sure." "Yeah, Rock, yeah." "[GRUNTS]" "Looks like the beginning of a feud." "[DINO BARKING]" "Dino." "At least you haven't deserted me." "[YELLS]" "A major feud." "And we better stop it fast." "Yo, look who's here." "Captain Caveman's favorite zero." "That's "hero."" "Oh, yeah?" "well, how would you Iike to see me turn that hero into a zero?" "[LAUGHING]" "Sorry, Rock." "I haven't got time right now." "Get him, StaIagbite." "Show him how we treat heroes." "[GROWLING]" "Oh." "That's not the way, bronto bait." "There's only one hero in this territory, and that's me." "[ROARS]" "[YELLS]" "well, well." "Look who's here." "What a surprise." "WILMA:" "well, well." "This is a surprise." "Uh, yeah, it's a surprise, all right." "WILMA:" "Isn't it a surprise, Fred?" "Yeah, a surprise." "And I'II give you another surprise." "I'm leaving." "Uh, just as soon as I finish this sundae." "Boy, that looks good, Freddy." "I think I'II have one." "You can tell your cheating friend that if he thinks I'm talking to him, he's all wet." "You mean, me?" "WAITRESS:" "Oh." "Gee, sorry, Freddy." "Guess you're the one who's all wet now." "[LAUGHING]" "Excuse me, waitress, I think I'd Iike some more whipped cream." "Oh, dear." "Betty, tell whipped-cream-head I'm sorry." "Mm." "I Iike it." "Tastes like more." "Uh, sorry, Freddy." "Here, I'II get you some more water." "Never mind." "You wanted one of these?" "You got it." "Gee, thanks, Freddy." "It's been a Iong time since you treated me." "well, as long as you're so grateful, maybe you'd Iike to pay me back." "Sure thing, Freddy." "Good." "Then it's all settled." "I'm going on Captain Caveman like the hero that I am." "Uh, what about me?" "You're turning over your prize like the hero that you are." "I'd rather turn over the ice cream like the coward that I am." "You could both be heroes by shaking hands and being friends again." "It's okay with me." "You don't even know what a hero is." "BARNEY:" "Sure I do." "[CAR HORNS HONKING]" "It's like saving that old lady before she gets killed." "You got it." "Now keep your eyes on a real hero." "I saw her first." "On your mark, get set...." "If I can prove I'm a bigger hero than you, do I get the prize?" "Go." "FREDDY:" "This way, lady." "BARNEY:" "No, this way." "What?" "Aah!" "Never mind him, lady." "I got her, Freddy." "[LESTER BARKING AND LADY YELLING]" "Let go of me, you muggers." "[YELLING]" "Sick them, Lester." "[LESTER BARKING]" "[FREDDY  BARNEY YELLING]" "FREDDY:" "Hey, Iet me go!" "BARNEY:" "Uh, help!" "Our heroes." "ED:" "Bet I'II have the smoothest ride in Bedrock, thanks to you, Bob." "At Bedrock Bob's we stand behind all the cars we sell, Ed." "It's a Iot safer than standing in front of them." "[BOB LAUGHING]" "Besides, after the work you're doing on my lawn sprinklers, you deserve it." "What are good neighbors for?" "well, hi there, Barney." "Uh, gee, you're talking to me, Mr. FIintstone?" "Sure." "Why not?" "well, Freddy isn't." "And like I always say, rubble's rule number 10:" ""Like father, Iike son." "unless you're in a different family."" "Huh?" "That's okay, Mr. FIintstone." "He'II probably talk to me again when I prove I'm a bigger hero than him." "Hey, Bob, what's that all about?" "Oh, I guess the boys are having a little squabble over that contest." "[LAUGHING]" "I wouldn't call it little." "After all, Barney did take the call on our phone." "[LAUGHING]" "But Barney did give the right answer." "[LAUGHING]" "But Fred did give it to him." "[LAUGHING]" "But to get all upset over a simple little thing like...." "[LAUGHING]" "Hey, Dad, can I have some fun with the hose?" "Not now." "Uh, Mr. FIintstone and I are discussing something." "[LAUGHING]" "Oh, well, can I watch the fight?" "I'd hardly call it a fight, Dusty just because your brother Barney has taken something that rightfully belongs to my son." "[LAUGHING]" "My Barney got exactly what he deserved." "[LAUGHING]" "And that's what you're getting just what you deserve." "Heh-heh-heh." "And I'm gonna get what I deserve:" "Fun with the hose." "Hero for hire." "Step right up." "Rescue dogs, cats, dinosaurs." "Uh, no old ladies." "Yo, what do we got here?" "Hero for hire?" "Ha-ha-ha." "There isn't a hero between them." "Why don't you show them up, Rock?" "Heh-heh." "Heh." "Me." "Me." "I'II show them." "Not you, you knucklehead NeanderthaI." "[GROWLING]" "Yo, what are you gonna do?" "Lick them to death?" "How you gonna show them, Rock?" "Hey, Barney." "Barney!" "I wanna have some fun on the seesaw." "That's how." "Uh, not now, Dusty." "I'm busy being a hero." "Oh, yeah?" "I'II tell Mom." "And will you have a story to tell, little man." "[LAUGHING]" "AIIey-oop." "[GROWLING]" "Sorry, there's only room for one top dog." "Ready for your fun, son?" "Barney!" "I wanna come down now!" "[LAUGHING]" "You hear that, heroes?" "Either you get him, or I get you." "[LAUGHING]" "You hear that, Barney?" "Go ahead and save him." "Uh, you gonna let me save him and be the hero?" "What hero?" "family and loved ones don't count." "I'm getting tired." "Come get me or I'II tell Mom and Dad." "You just gonna stand there while he gets swallowed by an alligator?" "Uh, no alligator is that dumb." "Okay, if you won't come up, then I'm letting go." "Too late, heroes." "He's a goner." "[BARNEY SIGHS]" "I guess it's over." "Nothing's over till I get my prize." "You can't have it, Freddy." "Then it's still war." "And that's just what they're gonna get, war." "I'm first." "After me." "After me." "I'm first." "Listen, fellas, first call comes over that squawk box, I'm gonna handle." "[SQUAWKING]" "But I wanna be the hero." "After me." "After me, I'm first." "I'm first." "I am!" "I am!" "I am!" "I am!" "I am!" "I am!" "FeIIas!" "If they answer one of those police calls, they could be in real danger." "Yeah." "And Barney wouldn't make a very good dead hero." "Sometimes, I think Freddy would." "But I'm gonna save him anyway." "Up you go, Fang." "Don't worry, the boys will get you down." "TARPIT TOMMY:" "What's going on, Rock?" "Yo." "It's the old rescue-the-kitty-out-of-the-tree bit." "A set-up for the two zeroes." "But that's too easy." "But a good idea." "Which yours truly is about to make into a better one." "[LAUGHING]" "You guys can be real heroes to me if you'd just shake and make up." "It might even make me Peace Officer of the Week." "[SQUAWKING]" "Kitty up a tree, kitty up a tree." "Corner of 4th and fossil Street." "Hurry." "Corner of 4th and fossil Street." "Hurry." "Here they come." "Freddy, Barney, you've got to help us." "Yeah, WiIma's kitty needs" "Sorry, girls." "We've got to rescue a cat." "We know." "It's right up" "At 4th and Fosdick." "That's fossil!" "Uh, thanks, Freddy." "4th and fossil?" "That's not where Fang is." "Where are they heading?" "For trouble." "I'm here, kitty." "Don't worry, I'm here." "So am I." "Don't listen to him." "I'm getting you down." "Where are you?" "Are you up there?" "[ROARING]" "Yeah, he's up there, all right." "Yeah, yeah." "We" " We hear you." "Uh, yeah." "Sounds like you got a cold." "[ROARING]" "I'II tell you what, Barney." "I'm going home for my tree-cIimbing shoes." "Yeah, I think I'II go home for some cough medicine." "To tell you the truth, that poor little kitty may have to stay up there because there's no way we can get up that tree." "Yo, there's a way, all right." "Go show them, tiger." "[ROARING]" "[BOTH YELLING]" "[LAUGHING]" "[BOTH YELLING]" "Uh, I think he wants to shake hands, Freddy." "Maybe with you, not with me." "Uh, nice kitty." "Nice kitty." "I never eat tiger meat, and I hope you'II return the favor." "Yo, what's the matter, heroes?" "You look like you're up a tree." "[LAUGHING]" "[SCOFFS]" "Very funny, Rock." "Uh, not to me." "I'd rather be down the tree." "Down?" "You wanna get down?" "Aw!" "You hear that, gang?" "They wanna get down." "Gee, thanks, Rock." "I didn't expect you to be such a" "angel?" "Not me, you." "So spread your wings, angels, you're about to fly." "[FREDDY  BARNEY YELLING]" "I just have a feeling they're in trouble." "[SQUAWKING]" "Attention all cars." "Unidentified flying objects coming in for a landing." "I have a feeling we're all in trouble." "Next time you fellas decide to drop in, use the door." "[NATE READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]" "Not me." "I'm with you, bro." "Me, me, me." "[BARKING]" "No way." "That's too scary for you too, Dino." "Guess the only takers are Freddy and Barney." "Oh." "Uh, actually that was the first thing that came to my mind." "The second thing was all that homework I gotta do tonight." "Uh, too bad, Freddy." "I don't have any homework." "So?" "So I get to go alone and win the Captain Caveman prize." "Not so fast." "How do I know you're going into that creepy, crawly, spooky cave all by yourself?" "Guess you'II have to go in there with him, Freddy." "Sounds like the pertect test." "Kind of like "chicken."" "First one who runs out is the big loser." "Yeah, even if it takes all night." "As long as they get home before dark." "Uh, well, here we are." "Yeah, here we are." "That doesn't look so spooky to me." "Yeah." "Who believes that neanderthal ghost stuff, anyway?" "Why don't we all go in and check it out?" "Right." "And if it's fun, we can set up a stand and sell tickets." "GHOST:" "Whoo!" "[ALL GASP]" "Or, uh, we'II just stay out here and see which one of you guys comes out first." "Uh, who gets the prize if nobody comes out?" "You had to say that, didn't you?" "No, I didn't have to." "It just sort of came out." "Hey, where's Dino?" "Dino?" "[DINO BARKING]" "He's inside." "PHILO:" "Guess he's the only one who isn't afraid." "FREDDY:" "Oh, yeah?" "Uh, sorry, Barney." "You first." "Uh, thanks, Freddy." "FREDDY:" "Dino." "Dino, where are you?" "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "[SHRIEKS]" "[BOTH YELLING]" "BOTH:" "Whoa!" "I don't mind telling you, I'm getting a little scared, Freddy." "What's there to be scared about?" "Just stay close to me." "I said stay close to me, not hang all over me." "From over here?" "What are you doing over there when you're behind me?" "Uh, who's behind you?" "That's what I wanna know!" "[BOTH YELLING]" "[BOTH PANTING]" "I think we lost him." "You think that was the neanderthal ghost, Freddy?" "Of course not." "It was much too skinny, and it didn't go, "Whoo, whoo, whoo...."" "Wh--?" "Wh--?" "What was that?" "It was me, you dumbbeII." "GHOST:" "Whoo!" "I hope that was you too." "well, it wasn't." "Uh, I'II tell you what." "I'm going out to tell Nate and philo not to worry about us." "I'II go with you." "I don't wanna worry about us either." "Uh, which way you going?" "Out." "I know that." "Which way is out?" "The same way as in, only backwards." "Do we have to scare them again, Rocky?" "I wouldn't mind getting out of here." "Yeah." "This place is starting to give me the creeps." "Yo, the show is just beginning, my friends." "hold still, StaIagbite." "[LAUGHING]" "Heroes, prepare to meet the neanderthal ghost." "Whoo!" "[ALL SCREAM]" "Yo." "I am a real evil genius." "Now, go get those zeroes, ghosty baby." "Whoo!" "I think I hear him again, Freddy." "Never mind what you hear, do you see what I see?" "What do we do, Freddy?" "If I knew, I'd be doing it." "Uh, time for rubble's rule number 12:" ""When in doubt, pass out."" "[BARNEY GROANS]" "Oh, no, you don't." "You're not leaving me now." "GHOST:" "Whoo!" "[DINO BARKING]" "FREDDY:" "Dino, we found you." "BARNEY:" "Yeah." "Just in time for the ghost to get him." "Or for him to get the ghost." "Hey, it's not a ghost, Freddy." "It's StaIagbite." "[DINO BARKING]" "What happened to my ghost?" "Hey, what's happened to my mutt?" "[BARKS]" "What do we got here, a barking dinosaur?" "Oh-oh, and a sinking K9." "help!" "help!" "help!" "Rocky, what are you doing here?" "He's calling for help, Freddy." "I know that." "It's my dog, he's drowning and I can't swim." "I'II get him." "You'II get him?" "I got him." "FREDDY:" "But you can't swim." "You could drown." "I know." "I wish you'd told me sooner." "Don't say I never did anything for you." "Okay, you two, grab onto me and hold tight." "Uh, thanks, Freddy." "Thanks for what?" "How are we gonna get out of here?" "WILMA:" "Try that, heroes." "FREDDY:" "Heroes?" "Yeah." "And I'm not just throwing you a line." "It's here." "The prize from Captain Caveman." "And it's all yours, Freddy because you're the hero for saving me." "well, yeah, but you jumped in when you couldn't swim." "That's kind of like a hero, even if it is a dumb one." "Why don't I take it?" "I threw you two the lifeline." "Sounds fair to me." "Yeah, well...." "Great, WiIma, then you can take me because the Captain Caveman prize is for two." "[WILMA  BETTY GIGGLING]" "For two?" "WILMA:" "Pertect." "I couldn't have wished for anything better." "Aw, come on, WiIma, you don't wanna go on that trip." "It wouldn't be any fun for you." "You'd hate going to HoIIyrock and being on TV." "It's a big drag." "Fred." "Doggone it, WiIma, you're not being fair." "This is Barney's prize and he wants me to go with him, don't you, Barney?" "Fred, will you let me talk?" "I was just going to say it's a pertect way to settle your argument." "Uh, oh." "Oh." "Heh-heh." "You hear that, Barn?" "We can go together." "Yabba-dabba-doo!" "Uh, it's gonna be great, Freddy, old pal." "Heh-heh-heh." "You bet, Barn, old buddy." "ED:" "I'II show you." "BOB:" "No, I'II show you." "Hey, what's going on with our dads?" "[GRUNTING]" "Wonder what they're fighting about." "I don't know, but it's a shame they can't settle stuff the easy way like us kids."