"Subtitles translated ♪♪by  AsifAkheirESL@teachers.org" "Thanks, Ma." "Who are they, Pa?" "In your room, John." "He's hurt." "Let us in." " No" " I'll get the sheriff." " Don't do that!" "The Cheaters' Gang is finished." "This time you lost." " Cheaters never lose!" " Leave us alone." "Kill them!" "It'll make a nice souvenir!" " Go for your Colt." " Never!" "Nooo!" "Nooo!" "Yaah, Jolly, go!" "You got lucky, John Luke." "You dodged the Cheaters' Gang." "No one ever dodges a Cheater." "Believe me, you got lots of luck, John Luke!" "You cheated death!" "You're lucky!" "You're..." "You're..." "Lucky Luke!" "♪ Jesse James and Cal Jane" "♪ Billy Kid and all the rest" "♪ Supposed to be some bad cats" "♪ Out in the West" "♪ But when they dug me" "♪ And my Lucky Luke ways" "♪ They hung up their guns And they jumped into their graves" "♪ 'Cause I'm a lonesome cowboy" "♪ Say, I'm a lonesome cowboy" "♪ Well I ride with the sun" "♪ The girls who look at my guns" "♪ Say, he's a lonesome cowboy" "♪ I shoot faster than my shadow" "♪ But I never, never kill" "♪ Some say I'm the last true hero" "♪ Shootin' is my skill" "♪ But there's always some dude" "♪ Who stands up and tells them" "♪ You just don't realize that He's the lonesome cowboy" "♪ And a lonley lonesome cowboy" "♪ Yeah" "♪ When I walk in a saloon The outlaws drinking' at noon" "♪ Say, he's a lonesome cowboy" "♪ Alright" "♪ 'Cause I'm a lonesome cowboy" "♪ Yeah, I'm a lonesome cowboy" "Got it already." "Got it..." ""American Hero"..." "Got it." "Lucky Luke!" "Cavalryman MacStraggle, 20th Cavalry." "Colonel MacStraggle has a message from the President of the USA." "Thank your President for asking after me... but I'm on vacation." "Mr. Luke's on vac..." "Tell Mr. Luke: "no vacation for defenders of the West"." " "No vac..." " Kid, remind your father... that he knows me well." "I stick to my guns." "He says, you know he sticks..." "I'm gonna fish for Pike... in the Klondike Black Hills." "Tell the President I have an extra rod if he..." "Tell him yourself, boy scout!" "We lead in 2 states, neck and neck in the rest," "I WON'T lose this election!" "This transcontinental railroad is the key to victory." "When the track links East to West," "America will exist." "We're almost there." "The San Francisco and New York lines will join in Golden City in 3 months." "That's too long." "It must cross the US before next month's elections." "The junction will be..." "in Daisy Town." " Daisy Town?" " ... crazy!" " Too dangerous." " Send the army to burn it down!" "Destroy Daisy Town!" "Touch my lovely Daisy and you'll have me to deal with." "Don't misunderstand gentlemen." "The Daisy Town, Luke refers to used to be a little corner of Paradise." "Mr. Maurice Austin Cooper," "Governor of Utah!" "President... gentlemen..." "Excuse my sentimentality, but..." "I recall that on July 2, 1831," "I arrived from Ireland on the same boat as his father." "The Lukes tilled the red soil of Daisy Town, where our livestock grazed in peace." "Nowadays... the area is infested with desperados and Indians." "You know my point of view, Winston." "In your place I'd..." "You're not in my place." "Not yet." "Let me finish my term and hopefully another." "Here, Cooper." "In 3 weeks I'll drive this golden spike to inaugurate the last section." " Don't, Mr. President!" " It's crazy." "Therefore, Mr. Luke, I ask you to establish order in Daisy Town." "Do you accept this mission?" "Yep." "How long will you need to re-establish order?" "48 hours." "Cigarette, anyone?" "Not smoking, anymore?" "I have an Apatche." "He gave it up!" "Quit smoking!" "Take care, Coop." "You don't have to go to Daisy Town." "You have too many bad memories." "I can speak to the President." "I gave him my word." "At least, think it over." "I'm not the thinking type." "See you, Coop." "It's him, Miss!" "Lucky Luke!" "That's enough kids." "Stay here." "Be good." "Lucky Luke!" "Here!" "I love you!" "You're too lucky, Lucky Luke!" "Too, too lucky!" "You got lucky, John Luke." "Very lucky!" "You dodged the Cheaters'Gang." "You're lucky." "You're..." "Lucky Luke!" "[DAYSY TOWN] [BIRTHPLACE OF LUCKY LUKE]" "Boots, size 54." "(US size 17)" "What about the horse?" "Looks like rain." "Up, you spineless bunch!" "Indian file!" "Never get tired of filling up jails?" "Lucky Luke, the man who never killed anyone." "You never got over seeing your parents croak, huh?" "Anybody ever give you a name, fish-face?" "Poker..." "Pat Poker." "Welcome to my town." "Missed." "From now on, you're not welcome in mine." "How'd you do the 5 dollar trick?" "Lame." "Outta my office." "Daisy Town's bad luck for sheriffs." "The soil is red with their blood." "Before you color it with yours, bet on black and leave town tonight." "I have a gift for you tomorrow." "Got anything against death?" "Tomorrow I'll clean up Daisy Town." "♪ My lonesome cowboy." "John!" "It's me, Flimsey." "Remember?" "No, John." "Here in the barrel." "Flimsey?" "Flimsey, you insect!" "Why are you in there?" "We're so glad you're here!" " Come out." " You crazy?" "You want'em to kill me?" "Tell everyone no more hiding." "Open all the doors and windows." "Poker won't let you round up his gang so easily." "He hired the worst bandit in the West to do you in." "Who's the fat vat?" "M-my wife." "No one'll kill anyone, ma'am." "Lucky Luke, pleased to meet you!" "Billy the Kid City, end of the line!" "I'm taking everybody down!" "Billy the Kid's in town!" "I'm worth 5000 dollars!" "Thanks for the lollypops, Mister Billy!" "Don't call me "Mister"." "Call me Billy." "Billy the Kid." "Like you." "So long, Lilly." "Bye." "Don't share it with your brother!" "Thanks for the ride!" "Bam!" "Got the old hag!" "Don't move, you hear?" "You neither!" "Don't move!" " The boss is waiting." " Drop the gun, Q-Tip." "Start walking and keep'em up." "So?" "Got my money, magician?" "And the bird's unharmed." "So?" "How much did your chicken pull out of its ass?" "15,000." "Billy the Kid... kill Lucky Luke, for 15,000 dollars?" "!" "You're right." "10,000." "Lucky Luke put me in Juvie when I was 7." "And I'd done nothing wrong." "I thought killed your parents." "Like I said nothing wrong." "So I came to kill Lucky Luke for personal reasons." "But, I'll pick up my money once he's dead." "'Cause you offend me by thinking I could be bought." "And get me some grenadine!" "Next time, I want grenadine!" "He's coming down Barber Street!" "Gentlemen?" "I imagine you all know the way to prison." "Yep... life can be a prickly affair." "Vamos!" "Fourteen..." "Pistol Pete." "Go on..." "Fifteen..." "Rattlesnake Joe." "What's poppin', Hank?" "Goldie..." "The prospector's daughter?" "She's expecting our 6th." "You're no lonesome cowboy!" "Come by the house!" "Next time." "Won't be no next time." "I like you, Billy." "Don't make me hurt you." "Pretty lousy last words..." "for a guy of your caliber." "Your luck's turned." "Adios, Lucky Luke." "This is my snack." "It's my snack!" "Doesn't count." "Adios, Lucky Luke." "That's your water pistol." "Nope." "Yeah." "I don't get it." "It went smooth up in my room!" "Crap!" "What's wrong?" "Shut your traps, morons!" "Your luck's run out." "Adios, Lucky Luke." "He killed me!" "I'm cold." "I'm hot." "I need a hug..." "Dang!" "(saperlipopette)" "He hit my bullets!" "Banana chocolate..." "I'm not hit." "I'm not shot." "I'm not dead!" "It hurts." "It smarts." "It smarts a bit." "You just missed the stagecoach." "Until the next one comes, I'll tell you a story." "I don't wanna go!" "Tomorrow..." "Luke will be pushing up Daisy Town, six feet under." "It's just him and me, now." "Hey, guys!" "He scraped out the barrels!" "This saloon is for inhabitants of Daisy Town." "The rest of you, pay for your last whiskies." "Hear that, friends?" "We have to pack up and leave." "No!" "Stay put, you morons!" "Bet on 17, Lucky Luke." "16 sheriffs are waiting for you at the cemetery." "Bets are down." "No more bets." "Seventeen." "Black, odd and go with God." "♪ He rode off towards a blazing sky" "♪ Where the taste of our kisses fades away" "♪ He only left me my eyes with which to cry" "♪ My lonesome cowboy... ♪ pierced my heart" "♪ like a bullet from his Peacemaker" "Thanks, Sam." "♪ My lonesome cowboy... ♪ pierced my heart" "♪ One day astride his horse, my cowboy" "♪ Will take me on his saddle" "♪ He thinks he'll make his getaway, my lonesome cowboy" "♪ pierced my heart" "♪ like a bullet from his Peacemaker" "♪ I wait for my valiant lover" "♪ I know he wants me We'll be so happy" "♪ My lonesome cowboy" "♪ pierced my heart" "♪ like a bullet from his Peacemaker" "♪ Pow..." "♪ My lonesome cowboy" "♪ pierced my heart" "♪ like a bullet from his Peacemaker" "♪ A bullet for Belle" "♪ or ring your death knell" "♪ A bullet for Belle" "♪ or Belle will slay you with a slug" "♪ to your heart" "No, Pat!" "Paws down, Poker." "That hurts." "We're not gonna fight at this late hour!" "You like my watch?" "Lucky Luke." "The man who never killed anyone." "Killing has its good points." "Anticipation of the kill, then, afterwards." "In your head, your skin, your bones." "It leaves traces leaves memories." "What do you intend to do?" "Shoot down the chandelier and knock me out?" "Poor little hero." "You've never killed anyone." "Outside!" "Get lost!" "He's dead." "Haha!" "..." "He's dead!" "He's dead." "He's dead." "[OPEN]" "[LUKE KILLS]" "I'll never kill anyone." "Never!" "You never got over seeing your parents croak." "You don't have to go to Daisy Town." "He's dead!" "Killing has its good points." "Got anything against death?" "Don't do it!" "Outside!" "No!" "Hey cowboy!" "Aren't you overdoing it?" "Think." "There's no more trains through here.*" "Come on, kid, let's go home." "Was..." "Was that you...?" "Go on." "D-do it again." "Hey!" "Are you done?" "You talk!" "You talk!" "Damn, he talks!" "Yeah, right, I talk." "I got the memo." "Now hop on my back and let's split." "OK?" "My name is John Luke." "I'm walking around the prairie and my horse is talking to me." "You gonna be a while?" "I could have a smoke if..." "I'm losing it." "No, no, don't sit back down!" "We have work, Lu Lu!" "Have you forgotten?" "The train, the President, the mission, the folks of Daisy Town." "Your horse remember?" "Your only friend, Jolly Jumper." "The true hero of this adventure is right under your butt." " Did you forget, or?" "..." " SHUT UP !" "How do you say "shut up" in Horse?" "In Horse?" "In Horse it's ..." "We don't say it often because it's a bit long." "Why didn't you talk to me before?" "You never laid on the tracks before." "You know, Jolly..." " You're my only friend." " True." "I couldn't have done anything without you." "That's true, too." "Yeah as you say, old pal." "Eleanor..." "Eleanor's in love..." "Eleanor's in love..." "Too cute, Johnny-Johnny." "I don't love you, Eleanor." "I don't love anyone!" "He's hurt." "Let us in." "No." "I'll tend to him." " I'll get the sheriff." " Don't do that!" "The Cheater's Gang is finished." "This time you lose." "Cheaters never lose." "Kill him." "Make a nice memory." " Go for your Colt." " Never!" "..." "Nooo!" "I swear, Coop, my wole life I thought I was doing right." "In fact I was after vengeance." "You were after justice." "The West wouldn't be the West without you." "You're Lucky Luke..." "One of the stars in the flag." "I killed a man, Coop." "You rid the West of a crook." "And life goes on." "My role as Governor, is to convince you to continue." "But if I weren't afraid of betraying America," "I'd tell you this death is the chance of your life." "A new life, without your Colt, and without violence." "With or without you, the rail will connect East and West." "Cities will fill up the wide open spaces." "It's the end of our world, John." "All these farmers, these families... they count on me." " Who'll defend them?" "They'll find someone else." "Believe me, change your life before it's too late." "I'm there for you, John." "You realize what you're about to do?" "No, cowboy, not your Colt!" "You realize what you're doing?" "Oh?" "!" "..." "You realize what you did?" "You can't hang it up for good!" "Cowboy... you're Lucky Luke!" "[KILLED BY LUCKY LUKE]" "I found that in the dust." "That's why I'm here, Sam." "For Daisy Town and her children." "Thought you had 280 years left." "Give us two grenadines, old coot." "Your jail's drafty and full of holes!" "Soon your body will be, too, Lucky Luke." "Have a lollypop." "I'll be a minute." "Thanks, Lucky." "The best shots in the county, are here in this saloon." "This town needs a sheriff." "No one wants to erase his past?" "..." "Stop being alone?" "..." "Stop running?" "..." "Be respected, loved?" "..." "I dunno... start a family?" "Haven't we all dreamt of it?" "No?" "Hey, where's your Colt?" "He has no gun!" "Kill him!" "I rotted in prison because of you!" " We're masters of our own destiny." " My destiny wasn't 15 years in jail." "Roast him nice and slow!" "Go on, you morons!" "This'll keep your mouth shut!" "Nineteen..." "Twenty." "Thanks, gentlemen." "I'm Billy the Kid!" "The man who'll rid the West of Lucky Luke!" "Get back, bowling ball!" "Beautiful!" "If you hyenas touch a hair of his head, you won't see the sun set." "Calamity!" "Jane..." "Hats off, before a lady!" "You snot-nosed shits!" "One against 100." "Think, maybe, you haven't got a chance Calamity Jane?" "Two... against 100." "Jesse James!" "Jesse James?" "!" ""To be great..." ""is not to stir..." ""without great..." ""argument!"" "Hamlet." "Act IV, scene 4." "It's true, what the say." "You hung up your Colt, Luke?" "Jesse..." ""The evil..." ""men do..." ""lives after them!" ""The good, O the good..." ""is oft interred..." ""with their bones."" "Julius Caesar." "Act III, scene 3." "Luke is a legend." "He deserves to die in a duel." "And I won't let anyone gun him down, except me." "I don't like your motives." "But, right now, I'm not gonna be choosy." "You're deputized, Jesse James." "Hey, where are you taking my Lucky Luke?" "What does it matter if you kill him in a duel?" "Let's kill him here!" "It's not the blood that flows, but the ink." "In 100 years, kids will read in history books that, I, Jesse James, the greatest outlaw in the West, gunned down Lucky Luke in a duel." "That's how it is." "What a load of hot air!" "Greatest outlaw in the West?" "!" "I'm the greatest outlaw in the West!" "I should and I WILL kill Lucky Luke!" "Gimme that!" "And in 100 years, kids will read that Billy the Kid was the greatest outlaw in the West, OK!" "Billy the Kid, greatest outlaw in the West, killed Lucky Luke," "AND Jesse James!" "Catchy, isn't it?" "Find another one." "I need your carriage, Doc." "Move over." "I'll take him home." "You deal with the the town." "I give you 48 hours to get back on your feet, Luke." "Become a legend again." "'Starting from henceforth', I'm a sheriff, too." "Everyone in the saloon!" "Hot chocolate, all around." "If you don't drink it... phtt... straight to jail." "Got it?" "There's one left." "Is someone not thirsty?" "That's better." " What did she mean, "deal with the town"?" " It means, we put bad guys in jail." "Why?" "To protect Lucky Luke." "Get it?" " 'Cause he has no gun?" " 'Cause I'm gonna kill him." " No, me!" "Where can we get sheriff's badges?" " In the sheriff's office." " Let's go to the sheriff's office." ""I'm a poor lonesome cowboy," ""and a long, long way from home"..." "Get comfortable." "Let's take these off." "Leave it, I'll do it." "He needs a real woman to handle him." "We'll see, real quick, if I'm real or not." "I'm not a man!" "♪ He rode off towards a blazing sky" "♪ Where the taste of our kisses fade away" "♪ He only left me my eyes with which to cry" "I'll keep guard." "♪ My lonesome cowboy..." "I'm dead." "Are you the angel of lonesome cowboys?" "♪ My lonesome cowboy Has pierced my heart..." "♪ My lonesome cowboy" "♪ Has pierced my heart..." "Good night, Jolly." "Ow!" "What the hell?" "I'm sorry." "I took you for my horse." " Force of habit?" " Pardon." "It's called water, cowboy." "Feeling better?" "Nothing to see here." "What are you doing?" "Removing your boots." "What for?" "It's better." "The boots stay on!" "Easy, tenderfoot." "With feet like that, you'll be up in no time." "They all want your hide." "At least it'll be clean." "Do you have a dream?" "To walk on the moon." "Walk on the moon?" "Why not?" "Some man will set his foot on it before I set mine in Paris or St. Petersburg." "Traveling is my dream." "So your dream comes true." "An old family custom." "Thanks." "Never say thanks..." "Never!" "Have you, mm..." "Have you ever had any adventures?" "Yeah, lots." "I'm Lucky Luke." ""Lucky Luke vs. the Daltons", Lucky Luke  Jolly Jumper..." "I meant... adventures amorous ones." "♪ Treat me like a fool, (LOVE ME" " ELVIS PRESLEY)" "♪ Treat me mean and cruel," "♪ but love me." "♪ Break my faithful heart," "♪ tear it all apart," "♪ but love me." "♪ (Won't you love me)" "♪ If you ever go," "♪ darling, I'll be, oh," "♪ so lonely." "Hold on." "What?" "We squashed a snail." "♪ crying over you," "♪ dear, only. (Oo, oo, oo!" ")" "Like my dad's hand." "A farmer's hand." "♪ beg and steal." "♪ (just to feel)" "♪ your heart" "♪ (I want your heart)" "♪ beating close to mine." "♪ (So close to mine)" "Damn!" "Shit!" "Farming is a pain in the ass." "You got no damn business here, cowboy." "Look at yourself." "You even lost your luck." "You've become 'Unlucky Luke'." "Yeah." "Sure, you're right." "You hit the nail on the head." "You scrotum!" "You OK, dude?" "Want some more?" "You twat!" "G'night, dude." "Thanks." "That don't change nothin'." "Some hero!" "G'night!" "I love you Belle." "You're so soft." "Hey, woah!" "So pretty." "And so hairy!" "Hey, woah, woah!" "I love you Belle." "Easy." "Woah, cowboy, wake up!" " Hug me." " Stop feeling me up!" " What's this thing?" " Don't touch!" " You nuts, cowboy?" "!" " Sorry, dude!" "Come back, dude!" "Come back, Jolly!" "[BARE HANDED LUKE]" "[Bad guys: 84] [Good guys: 41]" "[Bad guys: 128] [Good guys: 38]" "Now that we're sheriffs, we said no killing." "It wasn't me." "I swear!" "It wasn't me!" "Billy's right." "McGriddle died of fright just before the duel." "See?" "Fine..." "Prison!" " Prison!" " I just told them." "Oh yeah." "Pardon me, Phil Defer. (Iron Phil)" "Where's Luke?" "To kill Luke, you'll first have to kill Billy and Jesse." "[Jesse] [Billy] [Outlaw of the Century] [Terror of the west] 67 customers, that's 8,200 dollars." "So long, sheriffs." "Honest money..." "Pfft!" "If Dalton finds out, we'll soon be a joke on a bubblegum wrapper." "Oh, Jesse..." "Us!" "The two greatest bandits in the West!" "His straw is stronger than cigarettes!" "What if that straw chewing cowboy is fooling us?" "...and trying to escape?" "No one can escape destiny, Billy." "Luke will take up his guns again." " Oh, yeah?" "..." "My destiny tells me he'd better take them up... and quick!" ""How poor they are, those bereft of patience."" "Hamlet, Act..." "I'm sick of your 'omelet'!" "I've been swallowing it for 3 days!" "I didn't shoot my teacher at the age of 10 so I could listen to your poetic crap!" "Yeah, laugh it up!" "Meanwhile, me, the ginger hair, will be in text books." "I'm gonna make history, now!" ""You said it, nitwit!"" "Jesse James." "Act I, scene 1." "Oh, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse..." "You OK, Jesse?" "Night falls quickly on El Paso..." "I don't think you can smoke this grass." "♪ I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot..." "Certainly not." "♪ I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy" "Lucky Luke." " Don't be stupid, Defer." " You owe me 5 years in the bighouse!" "No!" "Nooo!" "Nooo!" "Nooo!" "Nooo!" "Go to hell, says Phil Defer!" "Don't move!" "I'll be fine..." "'Course, you just got winged with a 45." "I'll get your gazelle back on her feet." "Get outta the way." "I'm sorry." "Never say sorry." "Cowboy!" "Lucky Luke!" "Where are you off to?" "To say good bye to a friend." " You wanna leave?" " Yep, 'WE' are leaving." "Woah, I won't follow you to the ends of the earth!" "It's not the end of the earth." "I know a lake, with a log cabin." "Fish, clover..." "Jolly loves clover." "A good place to raise horses." "And kids." "Kids?" "Yep." "I never thought I'd say this one day." "I think it's about time..." "to get married." "And make some kids." "Thanks, I..." "It may not mean much to you, dude, but..." "In Belle, I found the right woman." "Where we're going, you don't need to follow." "One:" "I'm not a dude." "Two: your saloon dancer isn't worth a coyote's fart!" "Don't tell me you thought?" "..." "What?" "Sorry, dude..." "Calamity." "Excuse me." "I'm not saying you can't relax a bit." "It's..." "Well, you understand." "You need a girl on a par with your legend." "A girl who is... like you!" "Exactly." "I'm not cut out to be a legend." "Me neither." "When I was little wanted to open a Saloon for Ladies." "Drink tea." "Bake cakes..." "I gotta right!" "You barely know her!" "How do you know she really loves you?" "Really loves me?" "!" "She risked her life for me!" "Risked her life?" "!" "What do you think I do?" "Manipulate my beaver?" "I oughta use his filthy bones for a ladder, so I can piss down on his bastard Injun's face!" "Son of a Chinese hyena!" "Strange dude, that gal!" "Mr. Cooper is waiting in the sun room." "Thank you Lafayette." "Can you feed Jolly?" "He's eating as we speak, Mr. Luke." "♪ Tanto tiempo disfrutamos de este amor (Sabor a mi" " Alvaro Carrillo)" "♪ nuestras almas se acercaron tanto así" "♪ que yo guardo tu sabor" "♪ pero tú llevas también sabor a mi." "Woah, very nice!" "Royal feast!" "Come in, John, come in." "Coop..." "How is she?" "You know already?" "In the West news travels like a bullet." "I can never surprise you, huh?" "Don't forget, I'm the man who thinks faster than his shadow." "Brochettes, cod, rack of lamb." "That." "Very well, sir." "Open it." "It leaves Baltimore in 6 days." "You could start with Dublin." "You could meet your cousins." "I hadn't planned on going that far." "Without your gun, John, how would you protect your wife?" "You've imprisoned half the country." "You'll never be in peace on this continent." "If I were you, I'd settle in France." "Or Belgium." "You could put on a show." "Or sell your sketches, if you haven't lost interest in crayons." "[Happy birthday, godfather]" "Take the tickets." "You can't live in the West unarmed." "If he'd understood this, your father would have done the same." "I owe you, Coop." "Be happy with your wife." "Have lots of kids." "That's enough for me." "I'll miss you, John." "♪ Si toi aussi tu m'abandonnes (Do not forsake me o my darling) (Tex Ritter" " High Noon)" "♪ Ô mon unique amour, toi!" "♪ Nul ne pourra plus jamais rien," "♪ non, rien pour moi!" "♪ Si tu me quittes plus personne" "♪ Ne comprendra mon désarroi" ""He that ceases to be a friend never was one."" "Act III, scene 4." "Othello." "Shakespeare." "You forgot that on your parents' graves." "I came to get what you owe me." "A duel, for the annals of history." "Forget it, Jesse." "You know it's over." "Pick up your Colt or I'll ream out her hole." "I mean the hole in her shoulder." "the 'bullet hole' in her shoulder." "You know what I mean." "The hole in her shoulder." "Her shoulder-hole." "I'll make it bigger." "Actually I'll make another hole." "A second one." "Bigger." "I see why you quote Shakespeare." "Get your Colt." "You know, I won't." "You have no reason to shoot Belle." "It's raining." "Yep." "You're still in the West, Luke." "Where the only way to lay down the law, is to wear a gun on your belt." "Pick up your Colt." "Or I'll kill you." "If I must end up full of lead, it might as well be you, Jesse." "No, John!" "Say good bye to your cowboy, missy." "No!" "Don't touch it, bimbo!" "I like how you 'calmed' the poet!" "Finally a fair duel!" "Give him a gun!" ""Give him a gun!"" "Nyah, nyah, nyah" "Wanna gun?" "Here!" " Careful, don't get wet." " Enough games, Billy." "No!" "You stole my childhood, Luke." "I'll steal your old age." "With your Colt." "Blanks..." "Wait!" "Luke, you swore never to shoot your gun again!" "It's not my gun." "Hold on, Lu Lu!" "It was just for laughs!" "I just meant to bump you o..." "scare the crap outta you!" " Who changed the bullets?" " No one." " Who changed them?" " No one!" "Your gun hasn't left my sight since Jesse took it at the gravesite!" "Pow..." "I had no choice." "Either that or a bullet in the head." "Poker promised to let me leave with you." "Oh, no!" "Oh, John!" "Oh, John, forgive me!" "We'll have a family... kids..." "The boat's waiting !" "John, don't go, please!" "Don't call me John." "I'm Lucky Luke!" "Did somebody water down your whiskey?" "!" " Sorry, Sam." " Luke, you got your Colt!" "You alone?" "No..." "The bandits left at dawn." "The others are at the station, waiting for the President." "The train..." "It's already 4 hours late." "The President..." "You're right,' old pal'." "The tracks were wiped." "The arrows are glued with sequoia resin and smell of whiskey." "Somebody's trying to frame the Indians." "Somebody, just like Poker!" "You were right." "Saloon dancers aren't worth a coyote's fart!" "You're a real pal." "The President pardoned me once." "I owe him one." "Wait for me!" "I wanna come too!" "History is 'ME'!" " What kinda horse is that?" " It's a rental." "I promised to return it to its owner before I shot him!" "Where are we going?" "Luke..." "You know, there's nothing this way." "Except certain death." "Yep." ""... he that dies this year is quit for the next" [Henry IV Part 2 A3 s2]" "Hot damn, diggity-dog!" "Dang!" "(saperlipopette)" "It's a mirage." "No... it's hidden behind a mirage." "A one-armed bandit!" "Hm..." "Looks more like a giant slot machine..." "A one-armed bandit." "How do we get in?" "Jackpot!" "Looks like your luck's back." "Billy, Jesse, around back." "I'll take the front." "Exactly what I'd do." "But I don't like it when you give orders." "Wanna leg up?" "Thanks, dude." ""To be..." ""or not to be." ""That is the question."" "Billy..." "Billy..." "I acted well, I was good!" "You're no actor, you're an outlaw." "Let's find a way in." "I'm not an actor?" "Say that again." "You're an actor." "A super actor, Jesse." "Greatest actor in the West." "Y'know what?" "..." "You're Sarah Bernhardt..." "with stubble." "You're a shitty actor!" "Hey..." "Luke!" "What do I do?" "Watch my little pony?" "Luke!" "Guess I'll play solitaire." "Two cards." "Lucky Luke vs. Pat Poker." "Don't you get an impression of déjà vu from another life?" "I'm all in." "Careful, President." "You're playing for your life." "Let him go or..." "Or what?" "You'll kill me?" "You forget one detail..." "I'm already dead." "Now, that's magic!" "Poker, I think I won." "I'll pay to see that." "Straight flush, hearts." "Ah, well!" "Aces Full." "Aces over aces." "How appalling!" "Good bye America." "Kill them!" "I'm counting on Luke and his lucky star." "Your lucky star has 1 second to drop down from the sky." "Hello, girls!" "Billy, aint you makin' yourself out to be bigger'n you are?" "At least I don't walk on my coat-tails!" " Finshed reloading?" " Relax, I got 2 guns." "Those idiots won't see us comin'." "One, two..." "Five!" "You're right, Billy." "They didn't suspect a thing." "The artist's entrance is always in back." "What's up, you mugs run out of slugs?" "Four aces, Poker." "When you run out of ideas, you gotta have friends." "That's us!" "His friends!" "Kill the President!" "Kill the President!" "Jesse, the President!" "You OK?" ""My body is a garden, to which my will is gardener"." " Shakespeare!" " Othello." "Act I, scene 3." "Kill the President!" "Behind you, Ca-Ca...!" "Don't call me Caca!" "Billy!" "Thanks, Ky Ky!" "Kill the President!" "Kill the President!" "Kill the President!" "This isn't my doing!" "I swear on the head of..." "Whose head?" "Belle's head, how's that, alright?" "Belle's head, huh?" "You'll have to wait." "Watch out, John!" "Why didn't you take that boat, John?" "Coop?" "Coop!" "I dunno why you're doing this!" "You shouldn't have come back to Daisy town!" "How could you do this?" "It's crazy!" "I'm gonna be President!" "A great President!" "I knew no bullet could kill you!" "I had to destroy you from the inside!" "From the inside!" "I knew it!" "I knew it!" "I knew that killing a man would kill you!" "I knew it!" "Give yourself up, Cooper." "You lost." "Remember, John." "Cheaters never lose..." "Never!" "The Cheaters' Gang." "You were with the Cheaters' gang." "It's you." "You killed my parents." "It's you." "Your father... was a brother to me." "Until he met that... that filthy Indian squaw!" "Who served as your mother." "He wanted to turn us in to the sheriff." "He left me no choice." "Like you, today." "Don't kid yourself, Coop." "I won't hesitate..." "I didn't hesitate either..." "To kill your mother..." "to kill your father." "Go ahead, John, kill me!" "Kill me if you're a man." "I can draw, sing... collect medals..." "Even speak a few words of Horse." "But, that, I can't do." "Good bye then!" "You built everything backwards, Coop..." "Except the 'C' on your hat." "The hat... 500 feet, John." "(150 m.)" "Fantastic!" "Here, John." "Try this now." "With this... you'll be a man." "Squeeze... tight!" "The badge looked good on you." "Yeah, but it left holes in my outfit." "The cripple meant me!" "Gentlemen, the U S needs men like you, men of courage and integrity." "I don't like this." "What aroma is it?" "The aroma of professional upgrading." "Gentlemen, I offer you 150 dollars salary." "No job security, but the prestige of the badge." "My face belongs on posters, and my name in books." "Me too." "But my name should be bigger." "In that case, gentlemen..." "I suggest you be as far away as possible when these cigars go out." ""Mercy is not strained." "It drops from heaven" ""as a gentle rain." "It blesses him that gives" ""and him that takes."" "The Merchant of Venice." "Act IV." "Scene 1." "Lucky guess." "Lollypop?" "There they are!" "Goddamn scum!" " Hand of poker?" " Get in!" "10 blind, and flush beats straight!" "Shut up!" "Shut up, you old fart!" "Shut up!" "Decrepit old fart!" "I knew it!" "Go to hell, you old toad!" "I swear I didn't know." "Poker said you'd change." "I thought I could give you a family." "To give us a chance." " A chance for what?" "You put blanks in my Colt, before we'd even met." "I always loved you, Johnny Johnny." "Eleanor!" "Eleanor's in love!" "When I grow up, I'll marry you, Johnny Johnny." "I don't love you, Eleanor!" "I don't love anyone!" "Eleanor?" "But you were so..." "I was awful to you." "I'm sorry." "I'm leaving, John." "Paris, London, Rome..." "My dream awaits." "Merci." "Good luck.." "An old family custom." "They're kissing!" "I'll always love you." "Hey..." ""Save your death for me, Luke Lucky"." "Jesse James, end of Act I." "But it's me who'll have your hide!" " Lollypop?" " No." "Good bye, Lucky Luke." "Or rather..." "See you soon!" " Real friends, huh?" " Yep." "We're all brats of the West." "Your steam horse won't change a thing." "My dear friends, dear friends of Daisy Town..." "What have you done with my gifts?" "On Judgment Day one of us can answer God with his head high." "Thanks to him... your town is free!" "The railroad will span the U S." "And I'm still alive, among you!" "Thank you..." "Lucky." "'Tweren't nothin'." "So..." "So I solemnly do bestow upon him the Hero's Star." "The twenty-first of our great flag." "Wha..." "Where'd he go?" "He already has that one." "I'll hang it over my bar." "It's tea time!" "Drinks all around!" "Earl Grey, Indian Breakfast, Ceylan and cookies!" "There's whisky too." "Miss, do you need a pianist in your tea room?" "I might." "Can you make cookies?" "No, I make apple strudel." "Change your clothes and call me Jane." "♪ I'm a poor lonesome cowboy." "♪ And a long, long way from home." "♪ I'm a poor lonesome cowboy." "Can't you sing the rest of it for once?" "Yep." "Go ahead!" "Let's not start squabbling now!" "Anyway, I don't know the rest of the song." "I'll tell you the rest of the lyrics." "♪ Je suis un beau, handsome cheval!" " Know that part?" " No, I don't." " Sure, you do." " No" "Then I have another suggestion." " No, Jolly!" " ♪ The real hero" "♪ is the mustang... ♪ His hum-hums go bang-bang!" "I get the idea." "Shut up." "Great." "I'm telling you straight:" "me hero, you horse." "Lovely landscape." "Look at that sunset!" "Pretty nice!" "Tres joli, Jolly!" "Jolly?" " I said: "tres joli, Jolly"." " Hm-yeah..." "Hi!" "My name's Lucky Luke." "I quit smoking in 1983." "I feel much better." "Yep." "Subtitles translated ♪♪by  AsifAkheirESL@teachers.org"