"First time in Africa men?" "Yes." "Yes first time" "Do you like Africa?" "Wonderfull" "The landscape?" " Nice that also." "The car sucks, Gatho" "They said NCC." "Don't worry. this car is a bomb (never fails) 30 years with me and it never betray me" "we have to proceed walking" "Come on it's a nice day" "It has been month that it did't rain" "Where are we?" "We are in the territory of Kasu a really dangerous tribe" "Even" "But don't worry men is impossible to meet them at this time" "Don't worry men I'll talk..." "No No." "You will stay silent, I'll talk." "Good evening we came in peace" "Good evening..." "Sorry for the time" "Who is this guy" "He's Dogon theie king" "Good evening Dogon" "He said that you sneaked in his land" "No, no please let's make it clear I'm just passing through here." "Translate" "I don't have intention of stealing" "Also because they have nothing..." "èàòè..." "Shut up" "He does't trust white human he said that they have a big head and no heart..." "No those are from Milan" "He wants to know the story of your soul to understand if you are worthy to go through this land" "What if I'm not worthy?" "You will be burned alive in this fire and your ashes will be fertilizer for this ground" "Well right it look right" "So you want to listen to the whole story of my life?" "Look it's long guys Well, ok.." "Where shall i begin?" "!" "Look Dogon I think that our god since we are young gives us some flair" "That we have to preserve and make them grow" "You for example,Clarissa." "What do you want to be?" "I want to be a veterinary and you,Martina The musician you Caio." "The scientist" "And you Kekko. what do you want to be?" "I want to do the permanent employee..." "Like you" "Like my dad that used to bring me to the public offices to see the permanent employments" "What peaceful people, what satisfied existences" "No I don't pay from the office how's the weather at Toronto?" "My father used to tell me that there was a guardian angel that was going to help me to become a permanent employee" "But I must work hard" "Hey it's uncle is dad there?" "Wait I'll call you back because i don't pay" "In conclusion I was destined" "Here your hunting license Liuzzi." "Thank you." "I've bring you a quail" "No, the quail." "You're great Liuzzi, you know that just today I was thinking that..." "Kecco is not that this is not corruption?" "Psychosis around." "Liuzzi, corruption is if you don't have the right to have the hunting license and come to me public permanent employee and say" ""can you give me the hunting license" but we haven't done this deal did we?" "No,no" "And give me this qail" "Is this aged Liuzzi." "Wait Keccois not that this is graft?" "A graft is if you have the right of hunting license and I say "No, you must give me the quail"." "Did I made this imposition to you?" "No, gentlemen of the court you." "You bring the quail to me spontaneously" "Rigth, right" " Are we convinced now?" "Yes, yes" "Give it to me" "Is not that..." "Is not that you go fuck off you and the quail,today I'm sorry but at the television they talk just about corruption, graft.." "Education, it's called." "Here everybody,for education, bring something to the permanent employee." "Now give it to me" "Do you know how to cook this?" "My mother-in-law does it cool" "Meh, how is it?" " 6" "It's gristly and lacks of salt." "Shut up" "Lacks of salt and it's a little gristly." "Yes you're right is gristly" "It's the first time i cook it, sweety." "Why didn't let your mother cook it?" "So when you will be married you won't complain" "Sweety I was thinking for tonight..." "Tonight there's the football match." "Did you prepare the carryall (bag)" "We, permanent employees, were venerated like gods." " The hot tea" "To marry one of us would means that in the life you have made..." "GOOL..." "But there was another girl in my life" "So, a lovely mother." "Food,light and gas at the expense of my father" "Dogol do you believe in reincarnation?" "The one who reincarnated in me was fucking luck" "But clearly all this luck was annoying some god up there" "I still remember that morning" "I went to work in advance" "It looked like a morning like all the others." "Gout from home with bike ... a nice ride to the office" "I pick up the badge already signed, i go to the bar where i find all my colleagues Minister Magno explain us the meaning of this law" "Look I was thinking about an entire revolution of public administration" "Oh, that's awful they suppress us" "The objective it to slim down, modernize.." "Guys we are the permanent employees nobody can do anything to us the last numerous programs haven't done anything." "Today I can say that this revolution started and with a gradual suppression of provincial bodies." "There will be summoned to the Rome ministry for the replacement of those entities that does't satisfies the following requirements comma one of the law" "And what it means?" "Chitchat, nothing it means nothing" "Means that who belongs to the following categories is not part of the measure so he has nothing to worry let's start" "A) the worker with more than 30 year of service" "Darn you" "B) worker who does police service on the territory" "C) the married worker or with children" "I'm not married and I don't have children but I don't worry" "I said just think if there is not my category and he moved on" "D ...." "E ...." "F...." "G" "the worker with handicap." "Thanks mom" "And...." "H" "the worker with a person with handicap in his family." "My brother Mario is deaf-mute" "Deaf-mute thanks Mario." "What the fuck are you screaming at?" "He can't hear you." "All this noise for nothing" "Vanelli, and me?" "Me..." "But now don't break down (alla mamma)" "Mum you have to be quiet,mum" "Why?" "What have i done now?" "You always took care of yourself mum, it was sufficient that you was a little invalid." "You had the poly-cyst and you cure yourself... -and by the best doctor ...and the diabetes and you cure it" ""I have to be healthy" ... at 70 years she has to be healthy this is egoism" "Sorry kecco what I have to do?" "He's right an invalid in the family is always useful" "Why don't you do it?" " If only i could" "I they recognize me the occupational disease, carpal tunnel" "You told me hundred of time this story dad, now let's think a little about me" "There's only one solution to come out of this" "Let's go" "Do you know what this means?" " Yes, but I want you to tell me" "It means that sometimes in your life" "One decide to.." "Decide to?" "Wait a second there's Fanelli the office manager, try it in the meanwhile" "Good evening, madam." "Fanelli." "What are you doing here?" "I asked my girl to marry me so I'll avoid the mobility" "Bravo" "The effects of the marriage are not retroactive" "And what that means?" "Means that you had to be married before the law entered into force" "Mum, he decided, he give up" "Hi Fanelli." "Hi, break a leg" "This guy is completely stupid" "So, you where saying that it means that?" "It means that there's the intention, there's the ring, when there is going to be the decision we will marry." "Now let's get out of here" "And where are we going now?" "Another place come on" "With the carriage?" "Look to move with your feet." "The carriage ... 300€ you're not even retroactive" "No guy no." "She didn't love me" "She loved my permanencity of my job" "For sure I didn't let her fasted that night it is not in my style" "I risk the transfer to 30,40,50 km of distance and you talk me about marriage" "But i love you" "So if you love me go and take me a beer, fast" "So. after 15 years to service of my nation they force me to leave my office" "Because the law is arid and it doesn't take into account the feeling" "Kecco can i leave you couple of oil-packed?" "No take everything with you I don't want memories of this ...." "I arrived at Rome and I still had the image of the sad face of my girlfriend in my mind." "Who knows how much she was grieve for me" "Can you pass me Penelope?" "Don't call again between you it's over." "So you were saying." "What impress you of a women?" "The sincerity madam" "Now, I was really alone .At the mercy of a malevolent fate" "But the guardian angel." "Doesn't abandon his permanent employees" "Yes guys it was not an illusion it was him" "I'm a scrap. who I placed I placed." "No senator, you already placed me." "I'm your country you placed my dad at the town hall and my uncle at the region hall" "Where i placed you to do shit?" "At the province hall" "Oh sweat, sweat." "But now you heard the new law" " they put me in mobility" "What mobility?" "Those want to fire, do you know what they do those motherfuckers of the ministry?" "The last available place is in Valdultima, Trentino Alto Adige (somewhere in the nowhere in north Italy)" "Ok, i got it I'll sing the resignation." "You made the wisest choice" "Lionero del Vulture?" "Is the closest..." "Of course will follow you in a path of reinsertion" "a real extortion and the people who fall into it" "And I would have fall too if i didn't meet him." "So I sign the resignation.." "Don't blaspheme, the permanent employment it's holy" "I must not be penetrated like all the others" "Tell me..." " No, you have to have an interview with the doctor" "I saw that she was a girl and i though she was the secretary" "No, I'm the manager" "And you the secretary?" "Where the fuck we are..." "So, Zalone you matured a severance packet of 27'482€ -482 I did the calculation well" "I managed to get, if you write to me the voluntary termination of employment, a severance packet of 35000€" "I don't believe that doctor." "It a digit disproportionate if it was real I would sign with my eyes shut" "Here it is" "Are you kidding me?" "No I'm not kidding." "I do." "You think that I leave my permanent job" "For 7000€ more in the TFR but is she of this profession at least?" "What was your essential duty that you conducted in this strategic provincial hall?" "No No don't gat angry." "No angry?" "this was my job" "I put the stamps to the licenses of hunting and fishing for 10 years, then I changed then in the intense periods." "Even, in the period of Easter" "I had to use the auxiliary arm" "Oh so fun..." "You will never put those stamps again" "Do you know where I'll send you." "Please don't tell me, I love surprises" "Mum don't be worried for me, here is wonderful." "They sent me in Val di Susa (near Turin)" "For doing what?" "Good morning I have to check the decree of expropriation of this house" "We don't want the high speed here.." "Nhè (Turin expression)" "We have to expropriate your house little by little until 7 of evening" "Province of Nuoro?" "Sardinia?" "Ahio (hi in Sardinian) Fanelli!" "feel like a million bucks here!" "Practically my colleagues organized to me this treatment.." "where if there's something to do, also a photocopy, they say "no you can't du that let your colleague do it"" "How is it called?" "Mobbing" "Yes mobbing how it relax me..." "Ah..." "From val di Susa to Medusa, so tell them to fuck off." "Don't sign" "For me is yes." "Welcome to Italy" "No No guys!" "the graduated ones after!" "is there a midfielder?" "No guy we play in 11 there's no place for everyone" "Dr. Sironi" "Soon you're going to work with me in my office" "Really?" "I've read your performance" "You solved 1000 and?" "1243 contracts" "Of?" "1244 minister" "So only one employee resisted to your lethal charm?" "Yes, and i'm going to meet him now" "Don't be so cruel" "So, this is tomin Piemontese (kind of cheese from Piemonte)" "Original?" "Really original" "Michele Notavo gave it to me this is the capper from Lampedusa." "Totò Scafiesch** gave it to me this is iron wire (grappa)" "Sardinian grappa" "Beautiful doctor" "For you we have the sausage" "Valle di Susa but also under" "So take it" "Thank you so much but I have offer to make to you" "Me too doctor" "Toscana...mmm gez... if you can...if you can" "Zalone" "Those are 50.000€" "Until we're joking we joke, but our country is in disastrous conditions and what do you do?" "you give 50.000€ to me?" "Is graduated this girl?" "Please..." "No eh?" "!" "Some politics?" "We need valid people" "Otherwise you can't restore (cure) the country" "Tell me a shitty place so shitty where also a radioactive waste, a parasite would feel awkward" "Come on I want a piece of crap" "It just arrived this request" "Doctor do I send immediately a communication?" "No" "He likes the surprises" "I won't leave my permanent employment, understand?" "I won't leave my privileges understand?" "they think that I'll give up." "I have to give up for them" "Only because they sent me here" ""Morti di mammata" - insulting you via your dead loved ones (literal translation: "Your mother ugly dead relatives")" "They sent me to north pole." "Let's talk about this also a part time is fine "Morti di mammata" - insulting you via your dead loved ones (literal translation: "Your mother ugly dead relatives")" ""Morti di mammata" - insulting you via your dead loved ones (literal translation: "Your mother ugly dead relatives")" "Let me call her." "This big bastard" "Look who's here" "Do i reply?" "No, let's make him cold down a little" "Also here thanks" "Porca puttana (bitch pig - damn it,fuck)" "Is anyone here?" "Jesus help me give me a sign of live" "Mum at the Arctic Circle is fucking cold" "More than Roccaraso more" "Mum i can't hear you I'll call you later" "I get it but where are we?" "What I have to do here?" "We are in the area on national research of Ni olizont and you have to defend one of our researcher for polar bear attacks" "Me?" "That sadly are becoming more frequent." "Jeson knows something" "Who is the person that you'll substitute" "She shut it down" "Listen, but... what do you do here We do a lot of stuff here, especially stuff about the melting of icecap" "Ah is melting the icecap?" "Eh (yes, a lot)" "Listen, did you already saw the psychologist" "Of course there the psychologist." "Is not easy to stay here" "Six mouth of light, six mouth of darkness" "Look doctor when I was young and my mother bought me the calippo by looking it melting I already suffered a lot" "Now imagine with the icecap." "Those are things that I can't handle, I know myself" "Is strange Zalone because the dr." "Sironi describes you as a decided and resolute man with a strong inclination to adaptation and sacrifice" "Forget it" "That's sad because call the researcher with you would work side by side" "Another shall be researched" "He does the researcher, he can research another one" "So sad, see you!" "Oh here *** our researcher, the doctor Nobili." "Nice to meet you" "Valeria" "Hi, Kecco" "Valeria I've talked with the sir Zalone but he said that..." "I'm a person decided and resolute with a strong inclination to sacrifice." "When will we begin?" "Pull more a smile of a girl that a rhinoceros" "We also say like that Dogon" "But instead of the rhinoceros wee put the oxcar and instead of the smile we put... (fur of vagina)" "You're more romantic" "Why did you decided to come up here?" "the truth?" "for saving this place" "Nice, I like it" "Is a little utopian but is the right attitude" "I mean my place" "Yes, your place, my place... -oh, she didn't get a fuck -...because the world is everyone place" "I don't tolerate the people who think only about themselves" "Egotists" "Yes, because the pollution of sea and the earth worming is everyone problem" "Indeed the increase of the polar bear attacks is a direct consequence on the icecap melting" "But now Valeria they have to face me" "What is that?" "What?" "That one It's a lemming it doesn't hurst" "Look you can say lion, tiger and I won't be scared but the lemming I always had..." "Because is smart the lemming is a bastard" "Look i pick up this samples of snow where there might can be some atmosphere particulate that might contains some toxic material" "You should watch my back" "what cause me that girl in few moments she was able to transform in paradise what it looked like hell" "In a pleasant fresh what was the polar ice and in a cute lemming what was a sewer rat because that's what a lemming is" "But there with here, it had poetry (being nice)" "What is love?" "!" "Kecco the bucket" "Go how do you call it this paranza (kind of fish)?" "This is krill and is the base of the food chain on the whole artic fauna" "Lead, mercury, hydrocarbon I've seen everything in here" "Also the arsenic is there" "Look that the arsenic is not present in this sea yet" "Instead, It is Massimo" "Also the arsenic arrived." "A little a little it smell of" "If you have some question ask me guys" "Write cadmium..." "From the last spectrometric analysis. there will be soon some genetic mutation by now is a vicious circle" "Sorry can you make me part of it what is this vicious circle?" "Ou!" "I'm part of the team I want to understand who feeds of krill?" "the seal - and who feeds of seal?" "Mattarella" "God, look how is beautiful" "A adult men. prepare the reagent we have to sedate it for couple of hours did you take the anesthetic?" "I took a sedative" " Not for you for the bear, for the shotgun" "Come on, go closer" "Done" "Go before we lose it, come on go" "Good now it's in position ... shot" "I hit it, right?" "I don't think so" "I told you not to do it" "You told me that you can shot" "I can shot the quail not the polar bear wait!" "wait you hit it you hit it." "I have an unerring aim, don't I?" "Do I say lies?" "No" "I hit it!" "Don't glare at me!" ""I'm the polar bear the biggest animal in the world and you pass out with a bit of anesthetic you don't move anymore" "Poor, look the high temperatures are damaging also the wool" "What do you do now?" "I collect a sample of blood" "The best thing would be a spermiogram but... you understand that is not possible doctor what about Zalone?" "Do you want to listen live the surrender of a man?" "yes" "I'll use the speakerphone" "Doctor" "Zalone" "I've noticed that you were looking for me insistently." "What are you doing?" "I'm masturbating the polar bear, doctor" "I wanted to thank you you gave me a dream" "Hey, I left you the analysis in the lab there's also the spermiogram" "Impossible" "Yes is true, practically he did...." "Have you seen kecco?" "He was here for a moment and then he went away" "Ok, thanks" "Mum, now there's another girl in my life, so for now on you hate to call me less frequently" "Yes" "Kecco can I?" "Sure" "Hey, I wanted to say hi I'm leaving" "Right you go back home during the weekend" "Yes..." "What do you do here?" "What you think i can do here?" "Isn't that you want to come with me?" "No Valeria you might want to stay with your boyfriend" "I don't have a boyfriend." "Come on, how much does it take to do your bag?" "Done" "Let's go" "There we are this si my home" "Sorry give me one moment" "I'll wait you inside" "Mum?" "Can you tell me now how is this girl?" "how's?" "how's?" "Do you have in mind Cameron Diaz?" "Put inside Margherita hack a spraying of Licia Colo and there she is" "But mum don't call me so frequently call me just if you can't handle it anymore for the melancholy" "Bye, I go to her" "this is a collection of photographs of my life" "Wonderful you went around the world and only for the animals" "Yes you know where there are the emergency" "Look this is my African period" "I worked there for two years I left there my heart" "He's Babu my boyfriend of that time, the dad of Ysaid" "This is my period in the Philippine, what a wonderful place" "And he's Himuel my boyfriend of Philippine the dad of Emily" "This is my recent period in Norway where I knew Gunnar the dad of liars" "Did you adopt them right?" "No, they are my natural children....and this is Carula" "A friend?" "Well, more than a friend I had a relation with her" "A confused period" "Damn I have to shout down the fire, you an continue" "Kecco, can you come and help me?" "Yes I just finish the equine period and I come" "Sorry, I'm a little hungry" "God, bless this food and let anyone be able to eat" "Amen" "and you?" "I'm atheist" "Thanks god" "So this is like?" "Salmon with sour creme and this is apple juice" "Maybe is the combination that doen't work" "Ah Norvigian period" "Yes, Hilar's dad" "Sadly he cannot stop by for dinner" "So sad" "Let me understand, he lives with you." "Not for so long, he's going to marry" "Kecco how old are you?" "38" "Are you married?" "No, I live with my mum and dad" "Kids" "Excuse them, they find you a little strange" "No wait, let me understand, in here I'm the strange one" "the kids were sorry they was afraid that they hurt you" "That's why you get up here let them come" "Up up!" "come on!" "Let's go to bad that is late!" "this is a Sergio Pascuzzi it costs 600€ is that you miss the real values ok let's go to sleep, also because is midnight there's a wonderful sun" "But I'm strange, me" "It's green" "Go Isaid,go!" "Isaid come here" "So, when you are in the penalty area as soon as the rival touch you you fall, some paroxysm and the referee gives you the penalty kick, understand?" "go,go." "But it's unfair" "What does it means?" "That is not correct" "Suddenly I had a doubt." "Isn't that I was the strange one" "I felt the need to change and trying to be... more civil" "Let me understand, to be civil how long I have to wait, after the light became green, to honk to the car in front on me?" "Never" "I'd never honk you'll see that sooner or later the car will move" "Seee (I don't believe that)" "Wow." "How many useless "fuck you" I said in my life?" "!" "Nothing I'm just training to respect the queue in a civil way." "Congratulation you are a great country and in a great country like that there could not lack the unmissable appointments with the civilization" "Nice, right?" "Really nice is already one hour and half that their are playing what king of event is this?" "Is the concert in order to not forget" "No, who's going to forget this night" "But it is nice, it's civil, I like this country you know?" "Civilization means also equality in the housekeeping and taking care of children ... also if their are not yours they're fighting" "Hey, hey, I'll go" "Guys, guys!" "Come here!" "give it to me!" "Let's make one thing clear" "Here nobody prevail on someone else" "Right?" "Right!" "Because, it's true, you're occidental race, superior race, but you're younger" "You're the big brother but you're much more black" "So you're equivalent." "Right?" "Yes, ok Kecco." "Let's go!" "I'll take this" "Ok, guys I was still learning but I knew how make them like me" "Oh, the panserotti those ones are delicious!" "Emily the pray." "No, no those ones have to be eaten while they are still hot I already pray them for you while I was spreading out the dough." "This is the Buddhist, this is the Islamic, this is the Christian and this is the best one the Atheist" "Rise, potato and krill (actually the recipe is with mussels instead on krill they adapted to Norway :" "D) and also the scientific world started to appreciate my knowhow" "Try now..." "Guys 15 year of public work, those are the basics then I'll learn you to take the snacks without paying" "But now only one thing was missing to reach the idyll" "I graduated in Italy" "But all that north maybe it cool down my latin instinct or maybe I was thinking that it would be a little rede and I gave up" "but than I learned one thing that in a civilic world is the girl who use the tongue" "So guys, at the end we end up together." "They wanted to punish me but I was happy" "But someone realized that in addition to my basic salary of 1300€ I took also 900€ of travel expenses benefit, plus 1200€ of risk benefit" "A total of 3700€ per month to be spent in the wonderful fjord frame" "I was thinking..." "You were thinking what the fuck were you thinking?" "How the fuck do you work' the photo on the newspaper... the minister of (money) waste" "Now you have to resolve this immediately this incident and you'll send him immediately home otherwise you'll be the one who'll go home" "I'm so happy that you found love between glaciers sadly you have to go back to Italy doctor but here I'm giving my contribution to the research the science will get over it" "Italy needs you" "Is there a way to stay here doctor?" "Just one you'll sign your demissions with this check in your pocket 60000€" "give me a pen" "Here your pen" "I have a itch back here" "I'll ask help from home" "Zalone where are you going?" "Now they wants to transfer me back to Italy and the only way is to sign the demissions.." "NOO" "Don't you dare remember the permanent employment is holy -and what can I do senator?" "play the bonus ... time off work thank, senator you're a genius thank a lot." "Good night to senators (italian saying is good night to musicians (suonatori-senatori) )" "After those 3 month you'll come to me and we'll see who's going to win" "you're not even helping me?" "!" "No, I'm occupational disease doctor, how can I do that?" "Without assurance if something happens... no no is better if I don't" "How's the fish of Adriatic sea?" "Is much thiner than nordic one because it doesn't need to produce fat is the gran coreale a crustacean?" "Yes" "Darling, enough with questions why?" "I is really a pleasure to answer" "Yes, is a crustacean that lives in the Athentic ocean in the nordic seas and if I'm not wrong..." "Carl" "Baltic" "Carl" "When I finally thought I became a civil man another obstacle shown up.." "jealousy" "This one?" "Is a mum's friend" "Did they had a relationship together?" "I don't know." "Why don't you know that?" "Did they have it or not?" "Kecco, he's Carl!" "tomorrow we would like to do rafting are you going to watch over the kids, right?" "Sure, it please me." "Go go tomorrow we would like to do rafting are you going to watch over the kids, right?" "Sure, it please me." "Go go" "I'll stay with them how deep lives the grancoreale?" "Kecco, how deep lives the grancoreale?" "I don't know check on wikipedia she's going to rafting with Carl the hemorrhoids should have Carl, the hemorrhoids..." "I was all the night awake for the pain" "The morning it was me that civilly I bring Valeria to Carl" "So, we'll see tonight" "I'll try to make it as fast as possible." "Don't worry you can stay as long as you want I passed through that" "What?" "Nothing, go... thank you, bye yes, guys!" "Now I was free from that latin inheritance which is jealousy" "What happened?" "He said he doesn't feel well" "Oh, there they are" "The got the hemorrhoids, I swear!" "Anyway" "I was a completely different man." "I wasn't uncivil, I wasn't disrespectful" "I wasn't jealous" "I was completely changed and also my parents noticed that of how much i was integrated there in Norway" "Mum dad....mum.... are you completely blind?" "Come on, lest's go!" "Sorry when the occupational disease finished, what are you going to do?" "I'll stay in Norway, this place is fantastic" "Civilization, efficiency" "Did you know that here the state pays you if you don't work?" "What have we done in Italy until now?" "Asshole!" "Irony, you're so good to laugh, Italians.." "Mum, the seatbelt" "But I'm in the rear seat." "Also in the rear seats in the civil countries" "Look!" "What happened?" "An Italian passed from here" "Ignore it!" "I hate you!" "when you act like this, I hate you!" "Dad, say that I changed, I look strange to you, I really don't understand" "All this children are her's?" "are you talking to me using 'her'?" "Of course their are mine (In Italian we use the third person for formality)" "Darlin, for the marriage tomorrow skirt or slacks?" "Slacks, darling,... and also the red shirt." "Already done" "Can you please give me an hankie what now for two tears we cut down a tree?" "do you know what happen in Amazzonia?" "I don't know." "Inform yourself, mummy" "Darlin Hinger arrived." "I'm coming" "My name is Hinger and you?" "Sorry kecco, can you tell me what time is it?" "Kecco, I was having a shower and the warm water finished, Why?" "Come on, tell me where is the boiler" "Fantastic." "Lady, can you tell to my son to fuck off?" "In Norwegian..." "Who is going to marry tomorrow?" "the third Valeria's boyfriend" "The dad of the little son." "Ah, Arsel" "But if Valeria's boyfriend got another son from this new relation, the child that will born what reation has with Kecco?" "He' would be let me think" "There's no the problem of the son" "This is music, not pizzica (traditional Puglia's (my region) music), much more elegant how's wonderful the civilization." "Thank you" "Caterina, so?" "What makes you suffer?" "the facts that I had other boyfriends?" "No, in not that" "My children?" "No, they're wonderful" "So, what's wrong?" "there's one thing that i cannot accept,Valeria." "What?" "My son's blond goatee" "So I did that small concession" "Finally!" "Happy now!" "Anyway, I was fine with that!" "Vale, we're going!" "Have a nice trip Caterina!" "I recommend for Kecco, do the tomato sauce without garlic" "Yes, he always does it like that" "See you soon!" "ciao" "Come boys!" "Come on daddy I'm not asking much" "Can you promise me that you'll open your view, that you'll open your mind." "That you open the gate that wa havev to go" "My parents run right away" "But I was more convinced to stay there" "But I haven't deal with the long Norwegian winter, yet 6 month where it alternate the dark of night" "with the dark of the morning" "And of course, all of this affects a lot the people's state of mind" "Morning madam!" "I had an appointment with your colleague of the foreign office but there's none." "He suicided" "He jumped form the 6th floor" "I don't know, Can I leave this to you?" "We'll see tomorrow at 1.42" "OK" "Madam, one question... which is your floor?" "First floor" "Ah ok so I'll come tomorrow" "See you!" "Then one night it happened that I was there to do astronomic lesson to Lark" "what happen to the white dwarf..." "Kecco!" "Who's calling?" "Your mother" "I'll call her tomorrow and it doesn't have the power to oppose the gravity and collapse on itself and" "And what heppen?" "♫You can feel in the air, our love song that flies, like a thought that knows about happiness ♫" "That they come back together they're back together!" "Who?" "Who!" "they're back together" "And I didn't know anything" "Do you know what does this means for my country?" "what?" "what the fuck, Is it possible that you're so arid?" "And here, I lost all of that" "Mother earth Italy" "Started to make call me back" "Hinger this language is uselessly difficult." "I can translate all those phrases in one word, 2 letters" "How was the work interview?" "How do you say that?" "I'll make you a discount" "If I catch you, you're in trouble" "I'm quite happy about how it went" "At this point I think is useless to continue the lessons" "(Now you understand)" "Please my house is full of that, bring them back." "Come on take them!" "Only when we loose thing we start to understand the value" "Understand?" "I didn't want to pass trough the queue" "But since I have just one bottle and you have the bucket full." "We in Italy" "We let people pass in front because we are not civil, we are educated" "Come on Kecco let's go" "Eat, eat that you're wasting away let me understand you come in Italy, you tried our cuisine and then you opened a restaurant here" "Yes" "And tell me, how do you cook this spaghetto?" "Easy take the water, put pasta and light the fire mmm 30 minutes" "Mha I waited to let water boil, I' such an asshole" "Do you want something else?" "Yes, a screwdriver and a ladder" "What are you doing?" "V:don't worry!" "K:" "Fuck your sister!" "What are you doing?" "K:" "Don't write "Italy" in vain!" "Viking, you're a Viking" "What are you doing?" "V:" "No, kecco no" "Sorry darling but I need this!" "V:" "Ok but just once what the funk are you honking?" "I'm Italian" "Don't you find it splendid?" "Yes, Bergen in the night is wonderful" "No the car double-parked" "It's natural position" "That how they stay!" "V:" "Now darling is enough come on go down and move it" "I like it like that" "Tomorrow you'll move it. promised?" "Let's go to sleep is night!" "K:" "Also this morning was night..." "I want to go bask to Italy" "He was a work" "But what are you going to do in Italy!" "I got some qualifications" "I'll send some CV, I'll so some interview, they'll call back right?" "In Italy?" "Think carefully!" "Guys, enough with those clichés about Italy" "Announced delay of the flight from Roma fiumicino to Milano we'll land with 4 hours of delay" "It's ours" "I already fell home" "It has to be due to strike" "So, I went back to Italy with my whole new family." "Dr. Sironi was a little agry about that he's mad, he's out of his mind." "I hate him!" "What's up?" "what happened?" "I offerd hin 70000€ he refused 70000€" "Where can I send him?" "I need a place where he'll feel in danger, intimidated" "Send him where I come from" "After the nordic darkness I was finally seeing again the south sunshine" "I just arrived and I was immediately enrolled in the Forest Rangers" "In order to intimidate me the dr." "Sironi gave me a really dangerous task confiscate the animal owned illegally by mafia's boss" "Write a tiger boss Vincenzo Stino" "Shut up!" "Or I'll come inside" "I was good at talking with those people." "Don't worry boss it's going to be great" "Let's go!" "Wait a second.." "And in short time I became the king of the ..... forest service" "Is there someone at the house arrest?" "Finally, come in!" "Why do we have it?" "My son went to the cinema to see the film.. how was it?" "..." "Madagascar" "And he was obsessed over having a penguin" "And the dad who has a good heart bought it." "K:" "Is he here now?" "No, in jail" "He played two days and now he doesn't eve look at it it doesn't play, it doesn't fly e doesn't do a fuck." "Take it!" "He called it skipper as the idol of he's favorite cartoon but to welcome it there wasn't the cold glaciers of Madagascar but a really warm house of Castrovizzo can we do a plea to those who owns those animals?" "K:" "Sure!" "Don't take your children to see Dumbo otherwise I'm fucked!" "Sorry, can you tell me who are you?" "I'm Don Michiele and they are the guy cooperative to whom has been gave the estate" "This is the tribunal letter" "And this is instead my cousin's letter, from Brasil, whom,being the owner of the estate writes:" "about the house sticked in the forest you can stay how long as you want" "Confiscated not sticked" "Oh is an 's' not a 'c'" "I have no words ... Tanino?" "Tanino la Cirenza is the local boss" "I'm really sorry,just give me the time to wake up the children and take our stuff" "No but if you want you can stay few more weeks" "We don't know what to do here,yet" "What do you want to do here?" "A social initiative to rescue people." "K:" "Do we want to rescue my cousin?" "And was that moment that Valeria had a great idea" "Look mayor in the confiscated estate with the cooperative's people we want to create an oasis for amimals to cure them and bring them back to their own habitat" "Isn't that a nice project for the community?" "And what are these papers?" "There it is an evaluation of the environmental impact, the earmarking, geologic..." "We create an unpleasant situation for the mayor and the community we don't need the hole for IMU (tax) V:darling?" "K:" "I?" "ll handle that" "See you!" "K:" "Mayor.." "I'll promise that in one week we'll have irregularity to standards" "Bravo!" "Now let's go and see the animals!" "Here there are our chimpanzee, we'll cure them and bring them back to their habitat" "This one that you see in isolation is a rare sample of ararauna." "It belongs to a Sicilian boss" "Suck!" "No madam it hat to still to recover don't worry" "The enthusiasm was through the roof but reality bring our feet on the ground acts of vandalism during the night, great damages for the "oasis of legality"" "we have the heartfelt plea of don Michele Vannucci..." "listen:" "I'm speaking to the healthy part of this land" "You can change" "K: and indeed..." "Changed the priest of Castrovizzo" "Don Michiele has been transferred in another location" "Don Michele stay calm, resist!" "we are doing our best also to make the kids integrate here" "C..." "D..." "E..." "F..." "G..." "H (said with dialect accent)" "Sorry kids!" "Salvino why don't you let him play?" " we don't want foreigners K:" "But he's not foreigner!" "tell him where are you from..." "I'm from Gioiacauru" "Nduja is a particularly spicy, spreadable pork salame from Italy." "Really!" "so what it is "nduja"?" "Nduja is a particularly spicy, spreadable pork salame from Italy." "He doesn't know because he's vegetarian" "Also gay!" "Nduja is a particularly spicy, spreadable pork salame from Italy." "He doesn't know because he's vegetarian" "Also gay!" "But I was looking for a meeting point between our cultures" "I avoided Salvino in collaborating with us" "?" "dialect?" "and them come back here, come on!" "Salvo, no not the bullying with this you spry the window and with this you clean" "Emily no the paradox no!" "there are some world equilibrium that have to be respected despite of my strives there was always more trouble for the integration" "It has been month that we don't receive founds" "How we cure them?" "How are we going to feed them?" "Stay calm" "This morning I have a visit from a schoolchildren" "I refuse to tell again the fairy tale of legality" "And tell them "Snow White"!" "Fuck you!" "Stay calm!" "I'll go" "What eats those felines?" "Can I give it a snack?" "K:" "Yes!" "T:" "No please kids!" "K:why not?" "they are snacks eater so let's give them the snack also the soppressata (italian salami), pasta with aubergines is this a skin backpack?" "you can throw this also" "Kids not all to them that there are also chimpanzee that haven't eaten in a month" "Come on!" "But Valeria had already decided" "Valeria why are you so impulsive?" "I talked with the mayor and now he'll find you a seasonal job" "A seasonal job?" "K:" "But it'll become permanent thank you I was worrying" "Kecco what am i going to teach to me sons?" "To accept everything like you do" "What do I accept?" "Where are you going, Valeria?" "Listen to me!" "Tell me!" "I can't live without you!" "V:don't you?" "So lose this obsession of the permanent employment and come with me" "Ok I'll do!" "because I love you, Valeria" "they are congratulating with you!" "K:" "Yes, I understood" "Thank you guys!" "It was a love choice" "What did he say?" "That you lied" "No no I didn't lied guys.." "I said the truth" "A shaman has the power to read in your soul and now you say that.." "asshole!" "Dogon, actually it didn't go that way" "So lose this obsession of the permanent employment and come with me" "What?" "are you idiot." "Dear, life is done also of concrete stuff." "V:" "Let's go!" "Secure salary, trade union protection, sickness leave paid vacation, family allowances." "I would be lucky if I had that,madam K:" "We agree" "V:" "Are we going or not?" "K:" "Valeria where do you want to go?" "Valeria do you know that guarantee fund can be attributable to military years" "I deposited too much for resigning" "You can't rescind like that without advance notice" "I have to dispute you, darling" "I know it's easy to judge for you!" "What is the job of this guy?" "Hunt boars!" "K:" "Perfect let's imagine that you each month you hunt one boar in January one arrow, one boar" "February one arrow, one boar and then arrives December throw you're little arrow and you find two boar" "Did ever happen to you?" "(thirteenth or christmas bonus: an extra salary for public employee) It's called thirteenth" "(thirteenth or christmas bonus: an extra salary for public employee)" "If your heart doesn't know this joy, shut up!" "(thirteenth or christmas bonus: an extra salary for public employee)" "If your heart doesn't know this joy, shut up!" "because gods condemned you to VAT registration (private workers) understand?" "anyway I was suffering, a lot!" "the white dwarf is a star of small dimensions with a small brightness and a color... krill, the basic nutrition of seal is mostly in Norwegians sea the polar bear K:what the fuck today!" "Without her I became arid and fussy" "I didn't let anything go" "You can't smoke in the forest" "Can't i?" "K:" "No, turn it off immediately" "Sure, immediately" "My goodness!" "In order to forget" "I started to take shelter into alcohol" "Kecco, come and seat with us" "Like I did it guys don't worry" "Also here doctor, please don't!" "D:" "Don't worry I'm here for vacation!" "Can I join you?" "First she seats, and then asks..." "Who knows what idea you made about me?" "Nobody really knows me deep down my weaknesses my desire to fell possessed you a man" "Is in that moments that a permanent employee becomes weak and fall down" "Now you sign here and I swear that I'll follow you in a reintegration program" "No , I want the permanent employment" "But I won't leave you alone" "Are you going to give me another permanent job?" "look here there are 100000€ all for you!" "A nice sign here K: where here?" "Yes here..." "K:give me one moment" "There's no other way, ask for work disease" "I'm sick I can't sign" "Also it is sick both of us are sitk" "Here you're 100000€. with them buy yourself a sex doll" "Instead of pissing of young people you sucks!" "Go away D:parasite!" "K:" "I'll press charges on you stalking, mouth-ing" "Milf-ing joking" "So I went back home and I fall in depression" "My mum attentions were useless" "I was destroyed" "In the meanwhile in Rome that girl was angrier at me" "Minister, believe me Zalone is exhausted" "In one week convalescence is over and I was thinking of transferring him" "On Pluton..." "Zalone on Pluton(e)" "Nice newspaper title!" "Maybe also with my photo below" "Don't think anymore doctor" "I'll be fine in Bolzano" "Is not so cold after all" "Good morning everyone, sorry for the late!" "we called you because we just finished our long work on the public administration" "Morning!" "Morning!" "K:" "What is that?" "Minister" "Let see where you'll send me this time" "Yes, I won!" "I swear in my life I had a lot of emotions but come back here to province..." "No what province?" "haven't you read the newspaper?" "I still have to get used to it" "My first call yes?" "Hello!" "Public office of hunting and fishing?" ""Provincial" you might say to your sister." "Now we are metropolitan area of hunting and fishing." "Be careful!" "And what changed?" " A fuck,madam" "Why did they do so?" "K:" "Now, I'll explain you, madam" "The first republic will not be forgotten" "the first republic what do you pretend to know about?" "!" "about forty-year-old people pensioned that was dancing on the grass after 10 years flew in the aeronautic and the paraplegics ushers was jumping and the janitor deaf-mute where singing and for a cold they give them four month to Abano's thermal" "and with a ingrowing toenail you were invalid for all your life the first republic" "will not be forgotten the first republic what do you pretend to know about?" "!" "Everything like before you might say" "But it wasn't there was something I missed" "I figure it out when I saw that bird flying" "I still got her number" "Hello!" "I saw a bird flying free in the air and I was thinking about you" "There's nothing this morning, Kecco!" "What nothing?" "If is here why should not be there?" "Wait, wait!" "K:" "Bring me a quail Liuzzi!" "This is a great day, dad!" "because recognizing me the professional disease I'm going to have 250€ more on my pension" "Good aren't them?" "the quail that nobody can cooked is as well as you're mother does." "Where is he going?" "I don't know." "Someone called him" "Who?" "Look, I was so angry" "I was thinking not to say anything but it wouldn't be right" "I'm pregnant" "Do you know the ethnicity?" "I just say that is this month he never moved, he was "permanent"" "are you saying that he's mine?" "Yes Kecco, Is your son" "Where are you now?" "That's why I'm here Dogon!" "Friends, in some hours if it didn't already happened I'll become a dad!" "And hopefully god is going to give me a boy!" "Dogon, I'm asking you to let me free, I beg you" "You lived a miserable life thinking only to your privileges and doing this you condemned yourself" "But also he's daughter is waiting a child" "and a son can change your life" "Yes I agree, Dogon!" "I agree, meh(so what now?" ")!" "try to be a better man that the one you was we can go K: thanks, Dogon!" "thaks guys, thank to everyone" "Fuck you!" "thanks Dogon!" "I'll coll him after you!" "In so anxious!" "Don't worry man, is going to be a little boy!" "She's beautiful!" "How you named her?" "I was waiting for you" "I like Ines" "Ines is nice" "Means purity!" "K:" "Also (I)National (N)Institution (E)State (S)Corporation, but purity is fine!" "Are you leaving soon?" "K:" "No, open that file" "You signed your demissions?" "!" "This is the parental leave, this give us 3 month free!" "Then my medic friend certificated a typhus for me and malaria for you" "That give us other 6 month that if you want typhus i can take malaria" "And for Ines I have a certification..." "V:" "Look that Ines can be infected for real!" "and here there's no vaccines!" "What do you mean?" "V:" "No Kecco, because they are expensive and when and if they arrives the are rationed!" "Rationed?" "For my daughter rationed?" "V:" "Yes!" "I'll show you what we do where I come from" "What donation?" "You don't see where are we do you?" "You don't feel a little of emotion or pity" "Come on,give my daughter!" "K:" "But it's the routine" "Come here, my love!" "Take your stuff those scrap papers and go" "Zalone, you ruined my life, ant the end of the month they are going to transfer me, what do you want from me?" "Don't move!" "Stay there" "Did you ever took psychiatric drugs?" "I heard a lot about you doctor" "Did you?" "And from who?" "From Zalone?" "You'll find him much more mature those are your 31182€" "But I asked 50000€ doctor!" "This is what is rightful, then you was late in your decision, the reform is over and so the money" "I got the solution" "You'll put the rest" "So, I won't sign!" "Sit down!" "Ok, ok!" "I'll put them" "But you'll sign" "Immediately!" "The pen doesn't work is the destiny!" "My love, I'll take yours!" "This is your severance pay!" "This is my check" "I wish you'll spend them for drugs (wishing dab luck/health)" "Is not emotion, is not pity, is education" "Where is she?" "where's our grand-daughter?" "K:" "There she is!" "Just kidding!" "take the original one" "Look what I did" "My love!" "did you want the grandchild now watch over here we are going to research" "So cute!" "If your son was still working now he would get the family allowance" "Fuck you!" "I'm form Gioiatauru!" "(in dialect)" "I needed an assistant just for me me assistant?" "OU!" "I pay you the contributions!" "We wanted to take you for this act of generosity this is our hospital" "You are a girl with a big hearth" "Thanks doctor!" "Welcome in my staff!" "Excuse me she's moved!" "So this girl has an heart?" "!" "Zalone" "Doctor!" "What a surprise you made me?" "Did you see?" "I moved!" "K:" "Did you see that you also have an heart?" "You know what I think?" "It's so nice give an hand to others" "Also two doctor" "~~~Subtitled by Andrea Mauro ~~~"