"Help!" "My name is Ken Ma, I am 24 years old." "I am born to love fine arts." "Lately, I always make the same dream." "In that dream, I was on a highway, a woman dressed in red was after me and wanted to kill me." "When I almost saw her face..." "I got waken up." "However, it's not a weird thing to me." "It may relate to my daily life." "Imagination is the basic requirement of my job." "I am a screenwriter." "Usually, people call us scriptwriter." "The major part of my work is..." "Imagination." "Ken Ma!" "I am sorry, Auntie Eight, it's my fault." "Do you claim this a script?" "18 out of the 20 answers are wrong." "Not including the wrongly spelled words." "What the hell did you do in researching?" "Please calm down." "Don't hit me..." "Look at this question." "Tell the orders of 4 of John Woo's film." "What did you write?" "It's correct!" ""A better tomorrow", "Heroes"." ""I have a date with spring"..." "That's a film by Cliffton Ko, you moron." "I am sorry, Auntie Eight, I am sorry." "You're reading porno!" "No, I am going to dump it." "Just this is left." "I am sorry," "I'm going to throw it away now!" "There are many advantages to be a screenwriter." "Miss, would you mind spending a glass of wine with me?" "I am a screenwriter." "A screenwriter?" "Usually, people call me scriptwriter." "Which film was written by you?" "The films written by me were seldom released in Hong Kong." "Usually, it's shown in foreign countries." "Really?" "I love movies too." "I love Truford's film most." "Especially the film "L'histoire d 'Adere H."." "The name is too romantic for me." "Tru's film is not bad." "However, about the names of the films..." "I like the" ""Lady Chetterley" most." "That's classic!" "Sometimes, I will be embarrassed." "But it doesn't matter, it won't hurt, anyway." "Most important of all is to stuff myself when I feel hungry." "Same old rules." "Tomorrow there is a race by Man." "United and Middlesbough." "What's the offer?" "Sure you have to bet on MU, right?" "Not exactly." "I am telling you, my friend," "My informer who works for the MU has got a message that..." "Victoria slashed Becham last night." "And he was expelled to sleep in the study room." "He didn't have a sound sleep, how can he perform well?" "I smell danger." "This is my friend, George." "He is a banker for football gambling." "Although we don't know how to play football, for courting girls, we are always great partners." "Miss, I haven't seen you before, is it your first time here?" "Yes." "I am a screenwriter." "Usually, people call me scriptwriter." "You are great!" "I am an evaluator for international football matches." "Evaluator?" "What is it?" "Well..." "This is hard to explain." "What are you?" "I am an airhostess." "Good!" "Nice to meet you." "But, I met a problem this time." "It seems that you are doing me!" "There is of no difference." "That's right." "Daddy, come home for dinner tomorrow?" "That's great." "I'll bring one more person home tomorrow." "You'll know that when you see us." "Bye!" "What is your daddy?" "Why does he stay up late at night?" "He runs a mahjong playing school." "Mahjong playing school?" "His name is Dragon, everyone knows him around the Temple Street." "That notorious Dragon?" "He is well known in the triad's world!" "You're really know much!" "Who are you going to take home tomorrow?" "Name?" "Ken Ma." "Nickname?" "No." "Where do you live?" "I live in..., Tsing Yi Island." "Are you a triad?" "No." "Career." "I am a screenwriter." "Writer?" "Damn it." "You write to make a living, don't you?" "Uncle Fatty, that's enough!" "Leave him some esteem, okay?" "Miss, I am doing this for your good." "For those who raise dogs, they buy a dog back, first, they beat it severely." "If not, it won't be obedient." "What else do you want to say?" "Baby, please buy a bottle of red wine for us." "Let's have some wine tonight." "All right." "Let me go with you." "You just sit down." "Your name is Ken, isn't it?" "Yes, Uncle." "You don't need me to tell you my story, do you?" "No, Uncle." "Your story has become... the necessary material when writing films about the triads." "No, you'd say it a gang." "I am like a rascal, however, our family has been rich and famous." "Since Ching Dynasty, our ancestors were all government officials." "Especially my father, he drove fighting planes... following General Chen to fight against the Japs." "This is his picture in uniform." " Looks smart, right?" " Sure!" "Have you heard of the Flying Tigers?" "Sure, "The SDU", starring Michael Wong." "I bet you know it." "Our family contributed much for the country." "But up to me... what a shame." "I am just a leader in a gang, only 100 thousand people are under me." "It's a fall of my family." "Uncle, please don't feel sorry about it." "Usually, revolutionaries first started a gang." "You just gather people for another purpose." "Actually, there is not much difference in between." "My daughter showed me many boyfriends before." "Although you don't look handsome, you have honey lips." "Good..." "Thank you for your appreciation." "But we should follow the same old rules." "This is my regulation." "She is my only daughter, if she feels unhappy, it'd become the pain in my ass." "So you should behave." "Yes..." "What does that mean?" "You'd not do anything wrong from now on." "From Tsimshatsui to Shen Zhen," "I have lots of fellows watching you." "Don't let me know you're fooling around." "Otherwise..." "You know what I mean?" "Fatty." "Yes, boss." "Take him out for picture." "Come on, take a picture for our identification." "Go..." "Ken Ma, you'd behave, got it?" "Yes." "I envy you so much!" "Are you kidding?" "France played tricks to defeat Brazil in 1998?" "I don't believe it." "No?" "Ronaldo told me that." "Who's Ronaldo?" "Ronaldo, don't you know him?" "You nuts!" "It's true!" "After the game," "I called to comfort him." "He told me that..." "He was spelled." "So I wrote a charm and asked him to drink the ashes after burning." "After that, he's fine." "Didn't you notice that?" "He looked tired when he played that game." "Are you lying?" "Of course not." "You know," "Zidane played well in the Juventis?" "How come he changed to RM?" "What is the reason?" "The boss of the RM has a secret recipe for hair growth." "If he promised to work for the RM, he'd get the recipe." "That's why he changed." "So my hair..." "I think there is hope." "If you whore less, it'll help." "Tell me more..." "Go ahead..." "I won't listen to you." "Don't be so mean." "It's over tonight, let's continue tomorrow." "So bad!" "All right, listen then." "That girl looks like an angel." "Actually, she is a devil." "She has a powerful father." "Now, I have to report my whereabouts to her everyday." "I feel great pressure." "You wolf!" "Serve you right." "You deserve it." "If I can't flirt around, you won't feel good either." "You are scaring me." "George." "Maggie, did you win on last night's game?" "Thank you for your tips." "How are you going to repay me?" "Let's play till dawn, okay?" "Do you mean it?" "The game we play tonight must be more exciting!" "Where should we go for midnight snack?" "Anything you say." "Honey, you are back!" "I miss you so much." "I know," "I'll pick you up at your daddy's place, right?" "Take care, bye." "George, I am leaving." "Okay, I won't see you to the door." "Your doctor asked me to remind you to see him at three tomorrow." "See my doctor?" "You've got bapturethrorrhea, remember it?" "Bapturethrorrhea?" "Don't worry, it'll be all right if you use condom." "He is just kidding, Maggie." "You know, he loves..." "Boss, this is the account book of this month." " Go in." " Let me go." "How dare you mess up in our place?" "Go in." "Spare me..." "Ken, go check it out." "Yes." " Go in..." " No." "Boss, he swindled in our place." "Give me a chance please, I dare not do it again." "Old rules." "Chop off his hand." "Please, don't chop off my hand." "I dare not do it again." "No..." "Daddy, please don't." "Why do you want to chop off his hand?" "What do you want, baby?" "Today is the birthday of my passed mom." "Just be merciful, okay?" "All right, just break his hand." "All right, do as my daughter ordered." "Break his hand." "Tow him out." " Go." " No!" "Here you are?" "Okay, I'll be right there." "Daddy, Ken is here, I am leaving now." "Daughter, why are you hurrying to go?" "Just let him wait." "As an old Chinese saying, teach while he's still green." "Ken is a man of slickness." "If you treats him nice, he will take your advantage instead." "All right." "Take the box up there." "I'll be back after parking." "All right." "It's going to rain." "Help me to collect the underwear hanging in the balcony." "Got you." "Thank you." "Hello, my name is Yurei, I am a Japanese." "Japanese?" "So cute!" "I am an airhostess." "I can tell from your dress." "Sir, who are you?" "My name is Yurei, I am an airhostess." "Yurei?" "Yes, Yurei." "Yurei, so cute!" "I am an airhostess." "Airhostess?" "Flying chic..." "I mean, you work on airplane!" "Airplane!" "Airhostess." "Aircrewman." "Do you live here?" "Yes." "Which airline are you serving?" "You have beautiful uniform." "It's an airline in Japan." " Japan?" " Yes." "What are you doing?" "She's just moved in, so I carry the baggage for her." "Hello, my name is Yurei, I am an airhostess." "So what?" "I am an airhostess too." "Let's go back." "So cute!" "What is it?" "Who is it?" "My ex-boyfriend." "It's corny!" "This wheel chair matches his clothes." "It's all the go!" "You are so kind-hearted to love a disabled person." "He whored behind me, my father knew it, so he broke his knees." "Kind-hearted?" "Your boyfriend did such shameless deed!" "He's a scum!" "But is it necessary for your father to hurt him so badly?" "Next time when you whore, I'll ask him not to break your knees." "Why not break something else?" "No!" "It's not wise of you to do so!" "Do you think you're a treasure?" "No!" "I wanna beat you!" "It sounds great." "I am strong, come on." "All right, I am going to counter attack now." "No..." "Don't stop..." "Passengers taking flight number JL730 to Japan, please pay attention..." "I mean it!" "My daddy's fellows are all over Hong Kong." "If you cheat on me," "I can't stop them from doing anything." "I won't cheat on you." "I am now going to miss you." "Save your honey lips." "When I land Kuala Lumpur, I'll call you." "Don't turn off your mobile phone, okay?" "Sure, no problem." "Once I change my location," "I'll call you, okay?" "You're so good!" "I am going in now." " Give me a kiss." " All right." "This way." " All right." " Bye." "Be good!" "Bye!" "I am going to miss you!" "Bye!" "Take care." "Bye!" "Buddy." "Screwing Japanese girls is always my wish to avenge Chinese." "In fact, I had a chance one year ago." "I had a trip in Japan." "Before I left Japan, I brought all my money and sperms... to the red light zone alone." "A pimp came to me." "I cared nothing, neglecting high risk..." "I followed him to a motel." "I chose a Japanese girl." "I paid and dragged her to the bed." "No..." "No!" "No..." "No..." "That girl is really great." "She screamed in an extraordinary way!" "I have avenged my people then!" "Yes!" "May May?" "What is it?" "This is my name card." "Why do you speak Chinese?" "I am Taiwanese, a student in Japan." "You are Taiwanese and you pretend to be Japanese?" "You know you'd get the royalty to say "No" here?" "How can you shout as you wish?" "You know, I can sue you of cheating!" "No..." "Stop it, or I'll squeeze you to death." "Everyone wants to court Japanese girl." "But you need not behave like a released prisoner." "You know?" "I have suffered from great pressure." "Do you know that?" "No matter what, save one for me." "But your girlfriend's father and his fellows are watching you." "You have no where to go." "I've checked it." "They are having a meeting tonight." "Everyone will go for the vote." "No one will pay attention to me tonight." "That's why it's quiet tonight." "Not many people bet on football match." "I lost half of my clients." "George, are we buddies?" "Sure." "No matter what, save one for me." "Don't worry, I will reserve one for you." "What do you think?" "Buddy!" "Why it's become a Japanese restaurant?" "Why are there so many ugly girls?" "The good looking girls haven't come out yet." "Let's wait for a while." "Although I am damn hungry," "I have my principle." "I can't take this, I swear." "Me too." "Kuala Lumper?" "Give way..." "I am sorry." "Hello!" "Damn it!" "Why take you so long to answer the phone?" "Where are you now?" "I am talking with some artists about the future of arts in Hong Kong." "Now, we are going for some food." "Is that true?" "Of course it's true, I don't have to cheat you." "I'll call you an hour later." "Don't play tricks." "Sure!" "Don't be silly." "All right." "Bye, I love you." "Bye!" "No way!" "I should have a girl, any girl." "Let's have fun first." "Let's go for some food first, okay?" "Then, you can do anything you want." "Hello..." "You bastard!" "You took my girl!" ""More Romance, more sex games"." ""More Romance, more sex games"." "It's a waste of time and effort!" "What are you doing here?" "I've just returned home." "Is that true?" "I won't cheat you." "Open the refrigerator, tell me what is inside." "Why do you ask me to open it?" "Just listen to me." "It's opened." "What is inside?" "That's your beautiful picture." "My dear, don't you feel cold in there?" "Don't be nosy!" "Go to bed early then." "All right, you go to bed early too." "I love you forever." "Bye!" "What else should I do other than bathing?" "What's wrong with you?" "You look weird." "My friend treated me to a traditional Japanese meal." "It's really great." "Well, take me there next time." "But I don't think you'll like the food." "I love Japanese food too." "We are home!" "What?" "Yes, I know..." "Wasn't it a hard trip?" "Nothing!" "Harder please." "Do you feel comfortable?" "Yes." "What are you doing?" "My name is Yurei, I am an airhostess." "Who is she?" "I don't know." "What are you doing in my home?" "I am cleaning your place for you." "Tell me who she is!" "You're an airhostess, how can you be that rude!" "What did you say?" "Tell me what she is doing here!" "Who is she?" "Tell me now." "I..." "I really don't know." "We are neighbours, shut up." "Tell me, did you sleep with her?" "No." "Yes..." "No..." "Yes or no?" "Yes... a bit..." "A bit?" "Ken Ma!" "No!" "I did that with her by accident, just for once only." "I regret so much!" "Help!" "Ken!" "You bastard!" "You pretend deaf?" "So what?" "So what?" "What?" "How about half the score?" "Okay, I'll ask Owen out and I'll take his place." "You can have a better offer then." "Bet or not, it's up to you." "All right, deal..." "Nuts!" "A small bet bothers me so much!" "Japanese girl?" "Not anyone can afford it." "I don't know that Japanese is that weird." "If I did know it, I wouldn't have screwed her." "You didn't eat the shashimi, but just the wasabi." "If Apple tells her father that, he would cut my dick off." "Don't be afraid, we are brothers, I'll help you." "At worst, I would fight with them." "Can you make it?" "What?" "Don't you trust me?" "You're so righteous." "You are not even afraid of Dragon." "You're really my buddy." "What?" "So what is Dragon?" "He is over 50, he is a scum, isn't he?" "I won't be afraid of fighting with him, one to one!" "Fatty." "What?" "Who are you?" "I am the fellow of Dragon." "You've come so fast!" "Actually I came to take Mr. Ma back for further investigation." "But now, my boss is interested in seeing you." "Fatty..." "Boss, he is here, please wait." "Boss, Fatty is looking for you." "Fatty, what is it?" "What?" "Someone wants to fight with me?" "I am too old now." "No..." "I am not as fierce as before." "Stop fighting..." "No!" "Pal, you are really tough." "I'll play more rounds with you later." "Mister Dragon, I don't know that slut much." "I don't even know much about boxing." "That's why I want to study it more with you." "You're something!" "Let's take picture and leave fingerprints." "My boss will give you adequate verdict then." "Go." "Thank you, Fatty." "This way." "Mister Ma." "Uncle." "Sit down..." "Ken, do you think my words count?" "Sure..." "So I can cut your dick off now?" "No!" "Please spare my dick." "Give me a chance, a chance please." "All right, I'll give you another chance." "My daughter will come back tomorrow." "I want you to break up with all of your girls." "If not, I'll kill you." "Got it?" "Yes..." "It's an ill-fate to follow you." "Enjoy your wasabi alone, okay?" "You dragged me down, bastard!" "He majored at punching my lungs." "It's not of my business, it's you who bluffed!" "You'd better brush off the Japanese airhostess." "If not, the old man would give me more lessons." "You'll see me dying then." "Got it!" "You're a pain in my ass." "Deal." "No way!" "She's dressing the uniform of your company." "I won't see it wrong." "I've checked, there is no such girl working here." "And..." "What?" "Japanese won't name their girls Yurei." "Why?" "It's because the pronunciation of Yurei in Japanese is same as "Ghost"." "Freeze now!" "I've suffered enough!" "I've suffered enough!" "Why are you in my house?" "Why do you come to my house?" "Why do you want to seize my boyfriend from me?" "How dare you seize my boyfriend..." "Why are you here?" "Don't come to me again, or I'll die." "You are back!" "What did you say?" "Look!" "It's clean!" "Leave now!" "Get out of here!" "I won't go." "I would beat you up." "I want to kiss you." "I beg you!" "Please leave!" "I am not leaving!" "Leave now!" "I don't want to leave." "Please don't do this to me." "No!" "Fatty, it's none of my business." "Let's work." "Men, this side, women, that side." "You are..." "My name is Yurei, I am an airhostess." "Airhostess..." "Yes." "You have an affair with Ken, haven't you?" "That's right, follow us for further investigation." "No!" "No!" "Run..." "I am an airhostess." "I know, follow us for further investigation." "You can tell I have been set up." "I know you've been set up." "Let's go back and we'll know." "Take along the evidence too." "I am framed." "I am an airhostess." "Go..." "Admit it or not?" "Admit it or not?" "Admit it please, I am so tired." "Admit it or not?" "I did nothing, what should I admit?" "I am old." "Even you don't respect the old, pity my daughter, okay?" "Don't cheat her." "If you want to cheat, cheat me instead, okay?" "I want you to flatter her." "But you elope with that Japanese girl." "I didn't do that, my dear father-in-law." "Don't greet me that." "I don't think I'm fit to be your father-in-law." "Mr. Ken, you're very much respected by me instead." "Look at you!" "Why don't you admit it now?" "When I was young, I weren't as tough as you are now." " Fatty." " Yes." "Go on." "No, my dear father-in-law..." "Admit it, okay?" "I am really tired." "You are obsessing Ken, aren't you?" "My name is Yurei, I am an air-hostess." "I don't care what you are." "Just promise me one thing." "Never bother Ken again." "Then I'll let you go." "Why do you laugh?" "My name is Yurei, I am an airhostess." "Japanese?" "Can you speak Cantonese, okay?" "Don't do that!" "Stop messing up." "I would beat a woman up, I swear." "I would do it." "You're so cute!" "Stop messing up, he will kill you." "How is it?" "Isn't it heavy?" "Stop messing up." "How is it?" "Don't take any more advantage." "Otherwise he would kill you." "No!" "Pilot?" "Attention!" "Cabin crew." "Clear up." "10mins flight!" "Flight!" "Understand?" "Yes." "Sir, here we are, they're just ahead." "Here we are." "Why they've all gone?" "It's ridiculous." "Nothing is found." "You said you've discovered a murder case!" "Where is the body?" "Where is it?" "That Japanese did kill three people." "She wanted to kill me too, but I escaped." "Did you exaggerate that?" "I have worked alone for just one week." "Don't kid me like this." "What's the use of kidding you?" "You can check it out." "What?" "There is nothing." "Isn't this a mischief?" "I would sue you of fooling the police." "Don't you think that..." "Do you know what this place is?" "How can police come as they like?" "What?" "It's an inspection by police, all of you..." "Shut up!" "You are checking our boss's place?" "What's wrong with you?" "Boss?" "Who do you mean?" "This is the hall of Hing Yee Group, are you playing tricks here?" "Hing Yee Group?" "Boss, I know him." "He's the guy on the fax!" "Our boss wants us to identify him." "Bastard, how dare you bring someone here to mess up?" "Hey, don't misunderstand me." "It's true..." "What did you say?" "It's true!" "Sir, listen to me." "Shut up!" "You almost dragged me to death!" "Shut up, or I'll send you to the lunatic asylum." "No, listen to me, it's true." "She is there!" "Look!" "Look!" "Look!" "Take a look at it." "Do you still want to mess up here?" "Senior, should we punch him to show how powerful a police is?" "I think it's necessary." "No!" "No!" "Help..." "No!" "You are a jinx!" "You'll be bailed out until dawn." "What are you doing here?" "I'll talk to you later." "It's a long story." "I didn't have a good sleep because of you." "This way." "I have to fix a lot of bets here." "It's worth some million dollars." "The boss's line is not yet connected." "There must be something wrong with him." "Kill that bastard." "Kill him..." "It's none of my business, I need not run." "After him!" "He's exhausted!" "He can't hang on." "After him!" "All sweated." "I don't care even if he dies." "Stop..." "Stop..." "Boss, we've checked everywhere, we can't find them." "That skinny is really something." "I told you to practise more." "Search again." "Got you, boss." "Follow me." "I am all sweated." "Bring me a beer." "Sure." "Pretty girl, why are you so anxious?" "It's still early." "My name is Yurei, I am an airhostess." "Do you have a fire?" "Please light my cigarette." "Why don't you bring a lighter with you?" "I've forgotten." "Give me one please." "Wait, I'll take a bath first." "Let's have a happy time together." "Boss." "Isn't it here?" "Yes, here it is." "I said, he didn't return." "Go!" ""An applicant for airhostess fainted at the examination hall."" ""An insane woman messed up the HQ of the airline."" ""Airhostess was seriously stabbed."" "Acrophobia?" "The topic of composition, "My dream"." " My dream..." " Form 2 B, Saito Yumiko." "My dream is to become an airhostess." "If I become an airhostess," "I could fly freely in the sky." "When I was small, once I heard a plane flying in the sky," "I would be fascinated." "Even though I was in a class," "I would run out of the classroom to look at it." "When the light is on, please fasten your seat-belt." "The life jacket is put under the seat." "Please grab down the air mask from above." "Hold the strings of both sides." "Please always fasten the safety belt, when the airplane meets current and shakes, you'll not cause any unnecessary harm." "Sir, you've waken up!" "It's time to eat." "What did you say?" "What do you want to drink?" "I beg you, please let me go." "Why do you tie me up?" "Please don't mess up." "I am the captain, captain, you know?" "Captain!" "I am the passenger of the first class cabin." "May I use the toilet?" " Hijack!" " Hijack?" "On the floor..." "Don't move, or I'll kill you." ""How to deal with hijackers"." "Bitch, do you think I am a dumb-bell?" "You're asking for it." "Knock down the opponent at quick speed." "Help..." "Help..." "Help..." "You're so tough!" "Help..." "Help!" "Help!" "Why are you chasing after me?" "I just screwed you once." "Don't kill me." "The plane!" "You are afraid of height, how can you be an airhostess?" "Are you kidding me?" "It's nothing to be insane." "I am insane too." "Come on!" "I scare nothing." "I wanna kill you." "Tell me how to take airplane in future?" "How can I court another airhostess in my life?" "After his heavy blow," "I dare not take any plane or court any airhostess again." "But I can still imagine." "Let me remind you again." "I am a screenwriter." "Usually, people call me a scriptwriter." "Mr. Scriptwriter, do you know where you live?" "Tsing Yi Island..." "What?" "Isn't it lunatic asylum?" "It's cold, stop messing around, let's go." "I won't go back." "We are waiting for your script." "What is it about?" "It's named "Running out of a lunatic asylum"." "Let's talk on the way." "Good." "We have strong casts." "Jacky Chan, Sammo Hung," "Ti Lung and Alan Delon will star in it." "And Steve Martin will be the lead too." "How about the female lead?" "That's even more attractive." "Deborah and Tina." "Two female leads?" "Yes." "Who will be the director?" "I would like Sam Lee to direct it." "Sam Lee?" "He is crazy enough." "Good idea." "I want to be internationally famous." "Work hard on the script then." "Good..."