"'Fire bird can't drink water'" "Go with me?" "Err, What's your name?" "Mini." " What's your name again?" " M... i... n... i." "Oh, Sounds interesting." "And you?" " I'm Rain." " Rain?" " Rain or mud?" " Huh, You're so funny." "Err, You are very funny." " Do you like comedian?" " Like?" "It's okay I like them." "And do you have your favourite comedians?" "Favourite comedians?" "I like some." " And who are your favorite comedians?" " 'Sam-Cha Gang'" " Huh!" "You like 'Sam-Cha Gang', aren't you?" " Yes." "And who do you like specifically?" "Mum and ..." "Teng." " Only two of them?" " Yes." "And what about that other guy who is chubby?" " You know the fat one?" " Ohhhh you mean 'Koh Tee'?" "Which fucking channel do you watch?" "Koh Tee is in 'Sam Cha' gang." "Same channel with you." "Do you want to watch television?" "What are you doing, Bro?" "I have to attend my relative's funeral tomorrow." " What?" " He fucking drowned." "Bro Bro, let me ask you something," "Are you're calling me to have sex, or just wanna chat?" "Just relax..." "Relax." "I will." "Just relax and chat first." "Your not seems to be relaxed." "Never mind, have a chit-chat first." "Then we will know each other better." "Come on, bro." "I want it also but..." "Are you ready?" "I ask you whether you ready or not?" " Honey..." " Aww, her voice..." " I'm ready." " I almost cum." "C'mon." "Slow down, slow down, okay." " Bro" " Aww, oh... oh... oh..." " What are you doing?" " What happen to you, bro?" " Umm, I'm finished." " What!" "Finished?" "I even didn't touch you!" "Ho, you touched so hard." "I didn't touch that hard!" "No more, no more." "I'm finished." "People call me 'Tee Rifle'" "The Phoenix of Bang Pra Ma." "The killer Fellow-workers talk about, that I'm a Fearsome killer." "But actually in real life..." "I am a lousy bird." "A humiliated bird For women." "A bird that Finish early..." "A bird that can't even Fly." "A broken wing bird." "A broken wing bird that only walks." "Walks, walks, and walks." "Until one day..." "A bird have met a beautiful swan." "A heaven swan that should be dancing on the sky." "But, she is dancing on earth now." "This is just a coincidence." "Even it is a destiny." "But a swan is still a swan." "And a bird like me is still a lousy bird." "And end up with a lame ending." "What if a heaven swan know that," "I'm a kind of lousy bird." "So I let her go." "Let the swan be on her way." "For myself..." "I cant compare with her." "Put it down lightly, idiot." "Never pour it properly at any shots." "Hey, boy!" "One more shot." "Give me one more shot." "Did you drive yourself over here?" "Yes." " You've got 8 shots already." " Huh, I feel nothing." "NOTHING!" "Are these water?" "That's because you're drunk, sir." "What..." "I still can talk consciously." "This is what we call unconsciously." "Sir!" "Slept already." "Hey, are you a lunatic?" " Are you?" " What are you talking about?" "I know you knew." "Are you?" " Yes" " Ah-ha" "AC or DC?" " Both." " Oh, scary." "What about you, AC or DC?" "How am I look like?" "I know you are." "Hey, I'll hit you unless I'm drunk." "Remember that." "Careful your words." "How much?" "All together..." "2400 Baht." "Is 3000, alright?" "Depend on you." "That's my boy." "Here's 3000." "You're very fast with this, idiot." "One shot of Vodka, sir." "Flirting, idiot." "That's hurt, bastard." " One shot of Vodka, sir." " A moment, ma'am." "Sir?" " What the fuck happen to you, idiot?" " Shut the fuck up, idiot." "I'm thrilled." "I'm sorry, did I poke you too hard?" "No no no, Not that hard." "Shit." "Ehh, What do you want?" "Do you have lighter?" "I'm not a smoker so I don't have, ma'am." " Are you okay?" " I'm okay." "Anything else do you want?" " Nothing, sir." " Okay." "Enough Enough... no more." "Gimme some tissue." "Heaven swan have just sat beside us." "Do you still think that this is coincidence?" "Idiot!" "This is our 2nd time so it's not coincidence anymore." "It's destiny!" "Then what?" "She's gone." "See, my son..." "It's about time that your going to listen to your daddy." "Pre-ejaculation." "Yes, sir." "I'm used to be like you before." "You had the same?" "What about present, sir?" "Idiot." "I won't open this clinic if I still have problem." "That means you have, very good medicines." "I have." "Doc, I tried this one already." "I still have the same problem." " Still the same?" " Yes, sir." "This one as well." "Still the same." " Still the same?" " Yes, sir." "Oho, Your case isn't a normal rapid ejaculation, but it's really extra super rapid ejaculation." "Very early, Doc." "Before this, I'm finished before start of inter-course." "But right now, just touch..." "and I'm finished." "I've never imagined there will be someone as bad as me." "Then..." "Which medicines did you took?" "You must have a very good medicine." "Can I have the same with you, doc?" "Actually, I don't want to give this to you because it's very strong." "How strong is it doc?" "It's take normally around 10 minutes to ejaculate." "But this Red-rose medicine." "Extend your orgasm more than 3 hours." " 3 hours?" " Yeah." " How much I have to pay?" " Friendly price." "130,000" "Just keep in mind, at least 3 hours orgasm extension." "Hi, dad, what brings you here?" "Happy birthday to you." "Have you just realized?" "I heard that... you are with the purple shirts group." "There's nothing wrong about purple shirts." "It's your choice that you chose green shirts." "This is democracy, isn't it?" "But you've known that..." "I hate purple shirts very much." "Did you ever realize how much I hate those green shirts?" "You've never understand anything about politics, haven't you?" "I don't understand?" "Why did politics force me to choose color?" "After I chose... the other colors hate me." "Is this what you called politics?" "No way, I don't understand." "Other countries have never been like this." "You've stayed aboard for a long time." "So you know there's no difference between Thailand and others?" "No, dad." "I've stayed abroad for a long time." "To realize that democracy is the same in every country." "Only this country." "That interprets democracy disastrously." "Make difference by color of shirts." "And the reason of these is, because of people like you!" "Now I have Enough from your purple choice!" "Don't make me hate you more than this." "Go ahead and hate me." "Hate me like you hate other colors." "There are 100 colors in this country." "Don't even think that you'll win with your hatred." "130,000?" "He dare not sell this price unless it's very good." "No more 'Pre-ejaculation'." "Haha..." "Hey girl!" "C'mon." " Put it on already?" " Already." "Already?" "Why don't you let me take it out?" "Never mind, just keep it on." " And what about these sunglasses?" " Just put it on, okay?" "Then everything is okay." "Don't take it off." "Understand?" "Copy that." "Then let's start." "What's happened?" "Your medicine." " What with my medicine?" " Do you know, doc?" "First it was pre-ejaculation." "Do you know what is my problem next?" " What's next?" " It's not erect anymore." "Not sensitive and no erection" " Then what?" " Then what!" "I want my money back." "What money did you mention about?" "My payment for your medicine, doc." "How much?" "130,000" "Do you have the receipt?" "You didn't give me any receipt." "Where can I get my receipt, doc?" "So you don't have evidence to claim your money back." "Do you really want like this, doc?" "If you're unhappy..." "You can sue me if you want." "'Fire bird took revenge'" "Sir." "We found a bullet on the bridge." "'Tee Rifle'." " How do you know that, sir?" " I'm guessing." "In Thailand, there are not many people who can snipe from far away like this." "Check the victim's record." "E-mail." "Mobile phone." "Hi5." "Facebook." "And Twitter." "Check all the communications whom this doctor contacted." "Tee." "A killer like you should not kill anybody, without fees." "Uncle." "My dick is not erects." "Just pre-ejaculation is already bad enough, but right now..." "I'm impotent." "Just only that." "You can say that cause yours is still erects." "Uncle, how old are you?" "Right Now I am 79." "Shit!" "And it still erects?" "You have very good medicines, haven't you?" "Tell me, tell me." "Let's finish this job first." "And I will tell you." "Really?" "Don't lie to me." "In the age of argument." "The age that some groups killing each other For their superiority." "That's the golden age For killers like me." "Before... nobody knew what sniper is..." "But right now..." "Everybody knows 'sniper'." "Especially..." "Politicians." "Our spy reported that..." "The guy who sent the killer to murder our man... is brown colored." "Normally the brown color... is always stands opposite with the purple all the time." "In the mean time, they are opposite of our color as well." "Enemy of enemy..." "Is friend." "I think..." "If Brown merged with Purple." "Our group, will be voted in council twice harder than before." "Any idea?" "Sir Naretch!" "Let's take revenge." "Sent a killer to murder the Brownies, is the same like they did to us." "I don't think so." "We won't only kill their men." "We better kill all candidates." "So not only Brown, but also the Purple." "And there will be only us left in competition." "This will make us all in council." "I don't agree with this." "In this meeting... does anybody disagree with this?" "So you all are confident." "That we will win this, with our hatred." "In conclusion..." "We've reached unanimous decision, that we will avenge them." "Although, I'm a killer." "I'm still a human... that Feel guilt..." "Every time I kill people." "Sometimes, killing some groups of people... make me Feeling surprisingly good." "Some people... should not live in this world." "Happy birthday." "Uncle Guan Yu recommended this place to me." "So you're 'Phoenix of Bang Pla Ma'." "The famous killer." "The phoenix is not here anymore." "Be left is only a un-waken bird" " What is this?" " The king of dragon." "The king of dragon?" "How to use this?" "Just rub it." "Pour it to your hand." "Then massage yours within 1 minutes." "Next It'll be big like a dragon!" "It'll be big like a dragon, won't it?" " Are you sure?" " If not, you can burn down my shop." "Uncle, who will do that to you?" "I'm not a terrorist." "'Fire bird tried to make a strong'" "Why did you put that balloon inside your pants?" "This is not a balloon." "This is my dick." "How comes it inflates like that?" "Do you remember your relative's medicine?" "He told me that it'll be big like a dragon." "Shit, the longer I massaged, how bigger it inflates." "But it's not hard." "Look at it, it's bigger than your head." "You know, big is okay, but inflated like this, how can I put it in?" "What are you looking at?" "C'mon take one more peek at this." " I use this one every time." " You use this also?" " Nothing happen to me." " But it happened to me." "Fuck it!" "Which side of your relative is it?" " Come on Tee" " Is it your close relative?" " Tee, Don't do this to me." " Okay, now I am sure he is your relative." "Mr. Ong-ard Nernkorkyai." "Oho, look at this." "It's unbelievably red." "How did you let it become inflame?" "It's just happened." "If you came here later than this." "Frankly, I have to cut it." "You're very lucky." " Cut it?" " Yes, sir." "You are so sweet, doc." " Just little bit." " Does it hurt, doc?" " Like an ant bites." " Is it?" "Okay, doc." "Go ahead." " I want my problem to be cured." " It's will be cured." "Not only cured but also can use, doc." " I guarantee." " Same like before?" "Yes." "Why did you talked so sweet?" "Hey doc." "What the fuck!" " It's exploded." " It's exploded?" "After exploded, it's fucking wet inside." " What is this, doc?" " It's just exploded." "What a smell." "How do you feel?" "It's very painful, doc." " Any feeling?" " It's sore." "Doc, do you know any fucking thing?" "I've never seen something like this before." "Uncle, that's not even your house." "Why are you so serious?" "Uncle, about the job..." "You told me that he is not your close relative." " What do you want, ma'am?" " Orange juice please." "One shot of Vodka, sir." "Here's a lighter." "Do you remember me?" "I'm Mark." "You've ever borrowed my lighter." "I'm Chris." "You can use that lighter." "I quit smoking." " Why did you stop?" " I'm not in a mood to smoke." "Did your father ask you to stop?" "My father is dead." "Did you scold at me?" "No, I'm not." "My dad is really dead." "I sympathize with you." "Did you come here alone?" "Yes, I'm alone." "And you?" " I'm waiting for..." "Do you understand?" "You're looked confusing." "Ake, this is Mark." "Ake, this is Mark." "Doin?" "Doin for long time already." "I told him that I want to stay longer." "But he want to go now." " Are you going?" " Take your time... take your time." "Meet me after the pub closed, bastard." "Mark!" "Didn't you forget something?" "No, I didn't." "Thanks." "See you again." "See you." "Mark." "Didn't you forget something?" "Who is the client?" "I don't know." "I just got it from another place." " What's wrong?" " I know the girl in these pics." "Close friend?" "No." "Then you don't have to worry about." "Be professional." "I can't do this job, uncle." "If you can't... the others will do." "What is your decision." "Could you find out who is the client for this job?" "Who the hell will tell..." "Can you do this for me, please." "Find out for me." "Okay, I'll do my best you." "'Tee'" "Client is a woman named: 'Madame Heng'." "She is the owner of 'Bobae market'." "The girl is having an affair with someone else's husband." "She's not a good girl." "You should Finish this sooner or rather." "Although, I am a normal person." "I'm still a professional killer." "Professionals must Follow the order." "Not Follow the Feeling!" "But after this... you can call me 'amateur'" "I'll accept it." "Bro, the shop is closing." "Do you need my assistance, idiot?" "Why did you tell me?" "If I didn't tell you, how did you know?" " Give me one more." " You've just said that before." "This is the last." "I want like that also." "Sorry, Ma'am." "Why did you just walk, idiot?" "Mark." "So you remember my name!" "?" "Do you remember Ake?" "Yes I do." "He's dead." "He died in my house." "It's good that he died." "Good that he died?" "Yes, it's good that he died." "Because, if he didn't..." "I probably never knew about his love affair." "Fucking shit." "How rude are you." "Are all men the same?" "What do you mean by 'the same'?" "Liar." "Cheater." "Doing everything for..." "Sex." "Not every men aren't like that." "I don't think men are serious about love." "From now on." "I'll going to think like men." "How will you think like men?" "Think only about sex." "And forget about love." "Can you please relax a bit?" "Fucking relax for what?" "No love, no pain." "A woman think like a man." " I don't think it is a good idea." " Why?" "Sex is for men only?" " It's not like that." " Then what?" "We just have sex and end up with the same pleasure." "Yes, it's same, but not same." "When women think only about sex..." " It'll be..." " What will she be?" "A whore." "Double standard." "Then what if I am a whore?" "Men would not have sex with me?" "Fucking sure they will." "Won't you?" "No, I don't." "Really?" "Yes." "Why?" "Because I'm really whole-heartedly love you." "No intruder in this scene." "Since when did you love me?" "Since I first met you at dancing school." "How long?" "Not too long." "But long enough to know that..." "I love you." " You didn't lie to me, did you?" " No, I didn't." "Then do you want my love?" "I will do what my heart demands." "Then..." "You must have sex with me, then I will give you my love." "This night will be surely long, I will pay for you!" "One day you'll make a mistake, idiot." "Hit her in the face and I'll kill you." "You want to test me, don't you?" "No." "I'm serious." "Will you agree or not?" "No, I don't." "Am I not beautiful enough for you?" "You are very beautiful, Chris." "Despite the beauty you are," "I can't have sex with you." "Oh my god!" "Did you really think like that?" "Don't decide all men, by that one little bastard, Chris." "What a gentleman." "You... come to me..." "Just one night stand or Forever." "Aren't you?" "That you love me and not Fooling around." "Are you sure?" "With your love that keep saying..." "It's-not-one-night-stand, isn't you?" "I'm not an easy-going girl." "I do not use this word easily." "I speak From the bottom of my heart." "You should realize." "I don't know the truth." "I don't know is it true or not." "With your love you tell me." "Can I believe you?" "You should realize." "It's not one night stand." "You'll always love me, won't you?" "Will I meet you when I woke up." "Don't make me hesitate." "Then left me..." "Many men use this one, bro." "And then?" " Unstoppable." " Wow." "Even 70 years old man can do." "70 years old?" " Yes." " Still can?" "Long..." "long..." "lasting." "Bro... 4 pills must be okay for me." "Come on, girl." "I'm back to normal!" "'Fire bird got spasms'" "This symptom called:" "'Sex spasm'" "Because you are allergic to Viagra." "I suggest from now on, you have to avoid... everything that stimulates your sex organ." "Can it be cured, doc?" "The medicine for this symptom have not been invented yet." " Enough, enough doc." " Cause it's latest..." "That mean it can't be cured." "Nurse!" " Sir, what's wrong with you?" " Get out." "Get out, Get out." "Sir, the nurse has already gone." "She's already gone, sir." "Take a deep breath, sir." "Take a deep breath..." "Slow down, sir." "Don't think about boobs..." "Don't think about boobs!" "Take a deep breath, sir." "That nurse has very fair skin." "To be honest, her boobs are incredible." "Oh, sorry." "Cool down, sir." "Cool down." "I like this one." "But I like this." "Where did you get these guns from?" "From my dad's ex-colleague." "I have not found Tee Rifle's pictures yet." "Nobody knows what he looks like." "Only that he disguises himself everyday." "Did you ask from killers' lair?" "Each lair is very hard to approach." "They contact only the insider." "I'm military spy, so I have access to classified information." "The information that I received, I've got from uncle 'Uncle'." "Uncle 'Uncle'?" "Why did uncle 'Uncle' involve with this?" "He is looking for 'Tee Rifle' also." "Is he?" "Anyway, have you met Mark yet?" "He's disappear since that day." "Are there any good men left in this world, Chris?" "Chris..." "I love you with all my heart." "Oh, you pick the green one." "Why did you talk, idiot?" "Can't I talk?" "You have a health problem." "Am I correct?" "Hey doc, everybody has their own health problems." "I mean your secret place." "Where is that secret place you mention about nigga?" "Your fucking dick." "Hah, you are starting to tell accurately now." "Let me ask you one thing." "Do you know everything by looking at these stones?" " Just listening, I can see everything." " Wow, just listening only." " And what did they said?" " Do you like men or women?" "Be careful what you asked, nigga." "Nigga, my ass, I asked you a question." "Fuck, you are a fortune-teller, then tell me what you see." "I can not see, I must listen to the stones." " Are you?" " The stones told me you..." " Are gay." " Gay?" "Then ask them again what did they see?" " No more fucking stones." " You don't listen to stones anymore?" " No more, no more" " Then what will you see next?" "Your punches, just saw from your punches, you're 100% man." "So you are not blind." "I'm not fucking blind." "3 times like this." "I can't blind anymore." " So these three hits enlighten your eyes." " Yes, they are." " Now listen to me." " Yes, sir." "Next time don't fucking tell anything stupid!" " Sorry, sir." " And don't guess." "I won't do that especially for you." "So I'm going now." "No charge, okay?" "Especially for you it's free." " I'm going." " Good luck, sir." " You have a good manner." " Have a safe trip, sir." "Shit, you must be the son of a bastard." "I heard that 'Tee Rifle', will kill 'Piak Thonglor' on his birthday." "Where?" "Either home, or karaoke." "I will tell you when I'm sure." "Why do you going to use pistol?" "Do you want to change your style?" "I don't want to change." "But the place forces me to." "Shit, how terrible." "Fuck." "I have to shoot as close as this!" "Today, our customers will use only this room." "I have to inform you all first." "Firstly, You have to be quick." "Quick but don't spill alcohol while pouring." "Cause you'll get shot if you spill." "Secondly..." "Be careful of customers' feet." "While give them service, watch your step, don't accidentally step on someones feet." "Thirdly..." "Follow customers' request." "Don't say 'no' to them." "This restaurant have no angles for sniping." "If Tee Rifle work today." "He have to kill him from close range." "Sorry, we close for today." "We're dancer." "Mei, we're waiting for you upstairs." "Powder, this is Chris." "Hi, Chris." " Long live to our boss." " Hope his wive die soon." "Shit, why you talk like that?" " Don't you like her?" " Yeah, whatever." "I've prepare you a special show." " Good." " I guarantee you will like it." " Make it quick." " Wait for a while." " Why?" " They went examination and will be back soon." " Good" " Examination?" "Still have to do an exam, that mean they're very young." " Must be good." " I guarantee." "You are always a big-talker." "Go downstairs, I will take care over here." "Let's have some drinks." "Hey boy, our drinks are finished." " Me?" " Yes you, hurry up fat boy!" "Our whiskey's are finished." " Okay, Mr. Piak Thonglor." " Wow, he knows me." "You are very popular 'Piak Thonglor'." "Everybody knows you." "If You hold like that, who the hell will drink from you?" "Sorry, I'm new." "What the..., what are you doing?" " What happen to you?" "He's just kidding." " You're squeezing!" "So what?" "Come and sit with me." "Quick!" " Again?" "He's squeezing again." " No no, It's just my gun." "Ahh, never mind then, do as you wish." " Do you have girlfriend?" " No, not yet." "Really?" "You're chubby." "I'm fat and stinking, nobody will look at me." "Yes, that's true." "Fresh meat." "I'll modify you." "Chubby boy." "Stay with him and you'll be better." "Come a little closer." " Hey, closer." " Yes, sir." " That's cute." " Yes." "Sir." " Can you dance?" " I'm not good at dancing, sir." " Show him." " I've just follow my friends' step only." " Show me." " Yes, sir." "Apologies, sir." "Which steps can you dance?" "Which one do you like?" "Sexy, sexy." " I'm not good at that." " This is my birthday, so I suggest," " coyote?" " Yes." "Okay, baldy." "You're getting om my nerve." "I've just want you all to have fun, sir." "5 people did like this." "No more kidding." "I want to see you dance." " Yeah but I need some music." " C'mon, c'mon start to dance." "Hurry-up just follow the rhythm!" "This is Thai traditional song, how can I dance?" " Just follow the Rhythm from this song." " Okay, sir." "More more and show me your navel." "I like that, sexy." "Can you make your navel smile?" "This idiot is very funny." "You told us you can't dance." "Just a little bit, sir." "I can make 'Teng's step' also." "Enough, get out of here." "You can go now, he just released you." " Get out of here now." " Yes sir." "Where is the show you've mention?" "Be careful when you watch this." "Let's see..." "C'mon!" "Girls!" "What happened to you." "What happened to you, fat boy?" " Mark!" " Don't touch me." " Mark!" " No." "I need some help." " What happened to you, fat boy?" " No, no, noooo..." "Mark." "Why do you come over here?" " Mark." " Don't touch me." "Mark." "Why did you keep touching me?" "I told you not to do." "Okay, I won't touch you anymore, but when you talk to me, please look at me." "I cannot." "Why not?" "I told you already, I cannot." "Why?" "Why can't you look at me?" "Mark." "Are you gay?" "If you think so." "Please leave." "Mark..." "Get out." "Tonight..." "I will wait for you at the same place." "If you won't come," "It means you don't love me." "Or you are gay." "How did you know this 'Yogi." "['Ascetic]" "From internet." "Is he believable?" "I think so." "He even cured HIV." "Even HIV?" "Yes." "My friend was in last state of symptom." "1 month after taking medication, he was cured." "Now he's a casanova." "You really come to the right place." "Hey, where is the 'Yogi?" "['Ascetic]" "On the mound." "I've heard you." "Let's go up there." " Do you understand them?" " Just guessing." "Go on." "I'm here to earn you some respect." "Yogi is up there." " Who the fuck is this guy?" " His pupil." "Why did he sit here?" "They're annoying me." "Step back." "Take it easy." "With respect, Yogi..." " Did we come here for listening this song?" " No idea." "What?" "What did he say?" "What did he say?" "Spasm when horny?" "Yes." "Since how long?" "Not too long." "Not too long." "He told you to get out." " Thanks" " You're welcome." "Have you ever been to India?" "I've ever been to Libya." " Like Lydia?" " Lydia is more beautiful." "Never shaved?" "What did he say?" "He said that he won't look good, after he shaved." "I see." "Oh... hold it in my hands." "He told you to duck." "Oh my god." "Bro looks." " What is this?" " Hold it tight..." "Hold it tight..." " What are you doing?" " Relax, relax." "That's urine." "Oho, what a smell." "What the fuck is this Yogi?" "Your medicine is just urine!" " Medicine" " That's urine." "It's come out from your dick." "But It really is medicine." "Drink after meal, 3 times a day." " After meal 3 times a day?" " Yes, then your dick will erect." " My dick will erect." " Bigger and bigger." " Unstoppable sex." " That's a miracle." "In one condition..." "You do not cry!" "Crying is not a big deal." "I've never cry for 10 years." "The big deal is how to drink this urine." "Just swallow." "He drinks everyday." " So you take it too Yogi?" " Yes." " I'll show you." " You drink your own urine!" "It's good medicine." " This is fucking urine." " Medicine..." "Your symptom will be cured, and back to normal." "You have to try, it's brilliant!" "I'm not a gay." "I'm not a GAY." "I AM NOT A GAY." "I won't be cured if I won't drink... and not sure yet if, I'll be cured after I drink." "Do you think you can scared me?" "I'm not scare of you." "Come here." "Fuck it!" "I have to puke." "Come on 'Tee'" "Did you remembered that movie?" "That the main actor can eat that." "The main actor like me can do that as well!" "That smell is so strong." "Don't think about that it's urine." " Shit." "The Yogi told you already it is medicine." "This is medicine!" "Chris, Chris..." "Chris." "Do it for Chris." "Fuck..." "Shit..." "His urine is full of Roti and peanuts." "'Fire bird must be strong'" " Are you ready?" " I'm ready." "Come out if you are ready." "Wow, woooow..." "almost look alike." "Almost." "Wow, Relax..." "Bro, You dick is hard!" "Oho, where did this come from?" "Touch me, come on." "Touch." "Ohhh." "Nothing is happening even touching." "Yogi's urine is the best!" "What do you want next?" "You can go, just leave." " Don't you wanna sleep with me?" " No, I'm not." "This is reserved for some special person." "I'm occupied, you can go now." "Wow..." "Touch but won't come, Yogi's urine is the best." "Touch but won't come, Yogi's urine is the best." "We've closed." "Check bill please." "Can I pay for you?" "There he is." "I though you wouldn't come." "Can we go now?" "Wait for the bill first, chubby." " 3000." " What?" "Sir." "Did you drink that much, Chris?" "More than 10 shots." "You've never got drunk?" " Can I pay later?" " The bastard... start nicely, end poorly." "Never mind, I'll pay by myself." "No, you won't." "No, please." "No." "Enough, enough." "Don't even have money, but still act like rich?" "I'm feeling ashamed that you have to pay." "Then can you send me home?" "Send home?" "Easy for me." "This is my house." "Yes, Ma'am." " Your umbrella is opening." " Yes, Ma'am." "This house is as beautiful as the owner." "Err, Chris." "Do you know the leader of the green color?" "Is he your favorite?" "No." "He is my dad." "Your dad?" "And I've known who is the killer." "Who?" "His name's 'Tee Rifle'." "How do you know that?" "I have my own network." "And more importantly, I will kill him myself." "I'm going to kill him with this gun." "Is this yours?" "Yes." "Anyway... back to our business." "I'll go upstairs." "Follow me after 3 minutes." "My story... is worse than any movies ever." "Is this 'destiny'?" "I don't think so." "IF it wasn't the god... who else make this story." "Who else can make such a story!" "'Fire bird flies out'" "Hey?" "Hey?" "What is this?" "Where did it go?" "I told you not to cry." "Damn idiot, why you didn't tell me, that my dick will disappear if I'm crying." "How should I know." "You told me that you've never cried for 20 years." "Say what!" " Do you have any remedy?" " No, I don't." " DO YOU HAVE A REMEDY" " I..." "I... don't have." " DO YOU HAVE A REMEDY" " I..." "I... have." " Go and take that remedy." " I don't want to." " I don't care whether you want." " I don't want to shit." "What's with shit?" "Just give me the remedy." "Errr... actually..." "We need Yogi's shit for the remedy." "So now you want me to eat your shit?" "Yes." "Just your urine is enough for me." "So, no way I'm going to eat your shit!" "Yes." "Fuck, do you think 'Tee Rifle' will eat your shit, do you?" "You won't be cured if you don't eat." "Damn." "How do you do?" "Enjoy shooting?" "I like it." "'Piak Thonglor' has been killed." " Who's the killer?" " 'Tee Rifle'" "These are pictures from CCN." "There was a suspected car nearby." "Did you check who is the owner?" "Already." "Nobody." "He maybe use fake registration." "Hi uncle 'Uncle'" "Hi." "Is this the body?" "Yes, it is." "They shoot him in the middle of the forehead." "How do you know that the killer is 'Tee Rifle'." "From those 2 witnesses." "They said that, he drives the same car as the pictures you showed me." "This means my dick is not disappear." "It's just gone inside." "Yes." "Because your body... will absorb it." "In Japan they have all the devices to give you the right treatment." " 1 million?" " Yes." "1 million for the treatment?" " Just 1 million." " Only 1 million?" " Doc." " What next?" " Can I close my legs?" " What?" "Can I close my legs?" "Ache?" "I'm shy." "Whom did you shy?" "There are not that much people over here." "For me it's to much and that's why I'm shy." "Nothing difference." "Dear god," "IF you created the world..." "You must create it also." "And if you create it." "You must know the price of it." "Now, I Feel like a loser." "IF you took it From me..." "Then please give it back to me." "Do you want to confess your sin?" "I will call father." " No, Mac." " Why?" "Confession is good, you know?" "I do it every week." "Are you Christian?" "Yes." "A guy like you have religion?" "Bro... don't judge a book just by its cover!" "I judge from behavior." "Say whatever you like." "Anyway, why did you call me?" "You don't have to come here, actually." "Did anybody yet, accept the job for killing 'Ple AK47 and Pae Uzi'?" "No, nobody." "Are you interested?" " I need 1 million." " 1 million?" "Yes, for my medicine." "Oops... my allowance." "It's not an easy job to kill such a legendary killer." "Okay, I will talk with my boss." "Thanks." " Anyway, Did you still drink urine?" " Don't be silly, I will not drink that." "That's good." "Because that Yogi was killed yesterday." "It'll be very hard to claim responsibility, If you have side-effect." " How about your symptom?" " Which symptom?" "Seizures." "Do you still have it?" "Well again." "Well again?" "No more." "No sign of that anymore." " Is it suddenly gone?" " Yes." "You're almost drink that urine for free." "'Fire bird meet swan'" "What's up, Mei?" "I'm still here." "But I can't find 'Tee Rifle'." "I've driven around the whole province already." "Where will I find that 'Ple AK47'?" "It's okay, Mei." "I just found him." "One trigger..." "One life's killed." "Get 1 million, then next Fly to Japan." "To pull out my dick, so I can stop running." "Is this recorder yours?" "Yes, sir." "The Thai killers' biography... is not like the foreigner killer movies, from Hollywood." "What's the difference?" "The killers in Hollywood movies are very handsome." "They use gorgeous weapons." "Can shoot with every action." "Upside down... behind their back..." "Even have sex, while they shoot." "They can hit any target." "But Thai killers aren't like that." "Then how are Thai killers?" "Just like me." "Fucking old man." "Fucking old gun." "Don't even think about upside down..." "Straight on walking is difficult enough!" "What type of weapon do you choose, for these kind of job?" "AK47." "'Ple AK47'" "That fucking old men should have been retired long time a go." "Because..." "I'm not a sharp-shooter." "All I need is gunfire" "And this AK47..." "Is very suitable with gunfire." "Can I take your picture?" "Okay." "Shit, this seems to be a two-timer." "This job is mine!" "Tee Rifle!" "Chris!" "Mark!" "Mark." "Mark." "Mark." "Don't you dare to fight with me in face to face, coward?" "Mark." "Fuck you." "So there are two of you, come on!" "Oh my god." "It's wonderful." "Why?" "Did I commit a sin?" "Yes, I killed people." "Then what?" "In the end, they will be dead anyway." "And my victims should be killed." "What about me?" "Does this suit me?" "I'm hurt..." "But I'm still alive." "Why don't you kill me?" "Why did you save me?" "Come on, give me everything you got." "Tee Rifle." "Mark." "All men are the same." "Liar." "Cheater." "All of them are mean." "Why did you do this to me?" "What have I done?" "You've done nothing wrong." "What about my dad?" "Your dad did nothing wrong." "Then why did you kill my dad?" "Because someone hired me." "What if he hired you to kill me?" "Will you do that?" "I won't do it." "You've already done." "What you did was like..." "You shot me through my heart." "I apologise." "Apology can't help you now." "Please god, bring it on." "BRING IT ON!" "Hello." "I'm major Uncle." "The leader of the orange colored, was killed yesterday?" "So this is was not an orange colored act." "Then who else?" "Nobody knows." "And besides, every color has been killed yet." "Except our purple color." "Did that sniper is ours?" "Why didn't nobody tell us?" "Do you really love 'Tee Rifle'?" "No, I'm not." "If you don't." "Why didn't you kill him?" "He did nothing wrong." "Then who's else?" "All politicians are killers." "Because of them." "That's why my father was killed." "You're in love with him." "You can say that." "Congratulation Chris, from now on, Thailand won't have any candidates for election." "After all what happens, you still want to wait for him?" "That's what they call real love." "Hey you." "What?" "You're very brave." "Why do you call me "brave"?" "Because you cut off your dick." "I didn't cut it off." "Then how did it disappear?" "I'm allergic." "Are you?" "Yes." "So you are not transvestite?" "No." "I'm a man... not transvestite." "Just an unlucky man!" "Okay?"