"Listen up, everyone." "I have an announcement to make." "As you may have heard," "Carol and I broke up last week." "Hang on." "Why do you have a cat?" "And a fanny pack?" "And your ponytail, it's being held up by a chip clip." "Because I'm giving up, Jenna." "I did the math." "How many times does a woman meet Mr. Right?" "I've had three chances..." "Floyd, then Carol, and I was once in an elevator with Tom Brokaw, and I blew all three..." "Opportunities!" "So I am making my graceful transition into spinsterhood." "I have adopted this cat, named her Emily Dickinson..." "Oh, come on!" "Named her Emily Dickinson." "Lemon, a word." "Hang on." "Recent breakup, fanny pack, cat?" "Quick." "Who is the lead character on NCIS?" "Special agent Jethro Gibbs." "In your office, now." "What's the point, Jack?" "I'm done." "I took the money I was saving for my honeymoon, and I bought a cemetery plot." "I also joined a book club at the senior center near my home." "We're reading Murder on the Orient Express." "You know there's a movie of that, right?" "I did not." "I want to help you, Lemon, but this is not the week." "Avery's maternity leave was cut short, so she could go cover the collapse of Greece's banking system." "Since inventing democracy, those guys have been coasting." "So you're all alone with baby Liz?" "We're calling her Liddy, after Liddy Dole," "G. Gordon Liddy, and my martial arts instructor Li Di." "In addition, I have a huge presentation coming up." "Meeting magazine is already calling it" ""the first great meeting of the decade."" "I have to be at my best." "I'm negotiating NBC's licensing fees with Kabletown." "But aren't NBC and Kabletown the same company now?" "That seems like a pretty big conflict of interest." "Why would the government even allow that merger?" "It's okay." "Don't worry." "You just keep watching Bridalplasty." "Alysinna died last week." "Oh, damn it, I didn't leave my baby nurse her check this morning." "I have to go back home and pay her." " Right now?" " It's complicated." "These women run your household, so you have to keep them happy, which means not saying anything as your DVR fills up with Trinidadian soap operas." "But as soon as I'm out of the woods, Lemon," "I'll take care of this latest dysfunction." "There's nothing to take care of, Jack." "Watch this." "I can fit Emily Dickinson's whole head in my mouth." "No." "Oh, hey, Pete, what's up?" "Well, nobody told the musical guest that Tracy's in Africa, so all their instruments got delivered even though there's no show." "Rock stars, man." "People screaming your name, hot women throwing themselves at you." "Living on a bus." "Ha." "I had all that once..." "For three months back in the early '80s." "Really?" "What band were you in?" "♪ Everybody's workin' for the weekend ♪" "♪ ♪" "What?" "Yep." "I was in Loverboy." "But then I had to choose between staying in the band or taking that college scholarship to study TV budgeting." " Mmm." " I made my choice." "That part of my life is over." "Hey, it's never too late." "What did you just say?" "♪ It's never too late ♪" "♪ it's never too late for now ♪" "♪ Yesterday's dreams are gone ♪" "♪ but today I'm singin' this song ♪" "♪ 'cause it's never too late ♪" "♪ it's never too late for now ♪" "We need to start a band." "I think we just did." "I'm sorry you had to wait for this, Sherry." "I hope there was enough shark meat in the refrigerator for one of your sandwiches." "Hold on, this is the same amount" "I was paying you when you worked full time, and now you're just working nights." "It's my hourly rate." "You understand my confusion." "I'm actually paying you more money to be here half the time." "I'm not saying that what you do isn't important." "Avery and I appreciate you, and Liddy just adores you." "But let's just say you're at the market, buying potatoes." "And that ten-pound bag of potatoes costs... $400." "But then the, uh, grocery concierge tells you that a five-pound bag of potatoes costs $400." "Well, that would be shocking, right?" "Because a five-pound bag should only cost $200." "What I'm saying is that we value what you do, but this rate is, uh, unreasonable." "So, what you wan' do?" "I want to resolve this fairly and amicably." "And I don't want any bad blood, so..." "It was nice negotiating with you, and, uh, here is all of your money." "An impulsive murderer has been murdered." "But in which of the two ways that I have suggested?" "In the simpler way by the mafioso disguised as a wagon-lit conductor?" "Or in the more complex way..." "Liz, enough!" "I am not gonna just sit and watch you plummet into spinsterhood." "Why are you talking so fast?" "Because I'm upset!" "Also I've been taking these new Czechoslovakian organ-slimming pills." "They contain a little bit of meth, which is something my body needs anyway." "Listen, I'm not gonna let you wallow like this." "I am taking you out so you can rebound..." "Sexually." "What?" "No." "Now, when I'm rebounding," "I like to do it with an NBA player, because it's fun wordplay and they're mean." "Well, thank you for that disgusting offer, but I will be in editing all night, putting together "The Best of Tracy Jordan"" "to replace this week's show, so can't go out." "Too bad." "Well, I'm not giving up." "I didn't give up when Eric Roberts abandoned me in the desert, and I won't now." "No judgment, Liz." "Mr. Roberts thought I was dead." "Oh." "♪ It's never too late for now ♪" "Two, three... ♪ It's never too late... ♪" " There you are." " Great." "You just ruined a really boss take." "We're recording a song called" "It's Never Too Late For Now." "It's about that delicious little mystery I call life." "Oh, my God, that sucks." "Come on." "We gotta go to editing." "No, I'm not going to editing." "I'm in here shredding away like a righteous ax master, and my arthritis is acting up." "Do you have any ibuprofen?" "Uh, my fanny pack is in my office in my mini-fridge." "I like my tampons to be cold." "I'll be downstairs." "Wait. "Hornberger-Rossitano"?" "Why is your name first?" "It's alphabetical." "So what?" "So I'm the one who said," ""it's never too late."" "I invented that." "When we get up at the Grammys, I talk!" "Not you!" "Welcome to Brokeblack Mountain." "You need to go black, Marty!" "This is Loz..." "Liz." "This is Liz." "Lemon, I am supposed to represent NBC in a negotiation that Rex Belcher the American Journal of meetings rated four chairs." "Four." "I'm sorry." "Is that another magazine about meetings?" "I'm sorry." "Is that another magazine about meetings?" "Meanwhile, I just got worked over" "Meanwhile, I just got worked over by my Trinidadian night nurse." "by my Trinidadian night nurse." "I made every mistake you can in a negotiation." "I made every mistake you can in a negotiation." "I spoke first, I smiled," "I spoke first, I smiled," "I negotiated with myself." "I negotiated with myself." "If I had done that during a mock negotiation" "If I had done that during a mock negotiation in business school, in business school, professor Widmer would have spanked me professor Widmer would have spanked me in front of the whole class, bare bottom." "in front of the whole class, bare bottom." "Okay, but it's harder with someone like a nanny, right?" "Okay, but it's harder with someone like a nanny, right?" "There's an emotional component." "There's an emotional component." "She takes care of your baby." "She takes care of your baby." "Lemon, you just had a structural, analytic insight." "Lemon, you just had a structural, analytic insight." "Professor Widmer would have given you" "Professor Widmer would have given you a "good job" spanking." "a "good job" spanking." "What is business school?" "What is business school?" "The reason Sherry can manipulate me" "The reason Sherry can manipulate me is because she has leverage." "is because she has leverage." "Eight pounds of screaming," "Eight pounds of screaming, toothless, soft-skulled leverage." "toothless, soft-skulled leverage." "Liddy loves Sherry," "Liddy loves Sherry, and Sherry assumes that I love Liddy." "and Sherry assumes that I love Liddy." "But you do, right?" "But you do, right?" "Yes." "But Sherry can't prove that I love Liddy," "Yes." "But Sherry can't prove that I love Liddy, so I renegotiate under new conditions, so I renegotiate under new conditions, specifically, that I hate my newborn daughter." "specifically, that I hate my newborn daughter." "Wow, Jack." "I could never pretend" "Wow, Jack." "I could never pretend to hate my beautiful baby daughter, to hate my beautiful baby daughter," "Emily Dickinson the cat." "Emily Dickinson the cat." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Uh-oh." "I don't feel so good." "Uh-oh." "I don't feel so good." "I think maybe I have food poisoning." "I think maybe I have food poisoning." "Really?" "'Cause I've never had a problem" "Really?" "'Cause I've never had a problem ordering from American sub restaurant very clean come in." "ordering from American sub restaurant very clean come in." "I'm sorry." "Could you just, um, leave your notes?" "I'm sorry." "Could you just, um, leave your notes?" "I'll come in early tomorrow to finish!" "I'll come in early tomorrow to finish!" "I guess this means you're free tonight after all." "I guess this means you're free tonight after all." "Where did you come from?" "Where did you come from?" "It's a trick I developed" "It's a trick I developed to catch people talking about me behind my back." "to catch people talking about me behind my back." "Did you know everyone thinks I'm insane?" "Did you know everyone thinks I'm insane?" "Now you have no excuse to stay in." "Now you have no excuse to stay in." "Aw, come on, no!" "Aw, come on, no!" "Jenna, you know how much I hate clubs" "Jenna, you know how much I hate clubs and dance halls and odeons." "and dance halls and odeons." "They're all malarkey." "They're all malarkey." "Okay, what if I promise to find a place you like?" "Okay, what if I promise to find a place you like?" "And if I don't like it, I can leave?" "And if I don't like it, I can leave?" "Yes, if you don't like it, you can leave." "Yes, if you don't like it, you can leave." "This isn't Eric Roberts' tepee." "This isn't Eric Roberts' tepee." "Ah, Sherry." "Ah, Sherry." "Excellent." "Excellent." "I've been thinking about our conversation earlier." "I've been thinking about our conversation earlier." "It occurs to me that you are laboring" "It occurs to me that you are laboring under a fatal misapprehension." "under a fatal misapprehension." "You think you have leverage over me," "You think you have leverage over me, but you don't." "but you don't." "I don't care about the baby." "I don't care about the baby." "I've only known her for a few weeks," "I've only known her for a few weeks, and other than a fondness for Avery's breasts, and other than a fondness for Avery's breasts," "Liddy and I have nothing in common." "Liddy and I have nothing in common." "She is one of two people" "She is one of two people ever to have thrown up on me, ever to have thrown up on me, and I haven't spoken to Joe Namath and I haven't spoken to Joe Namath since that Mardi Gras." "since that Mardi Gras." "What's more, I don't think Liddy looks like me," "What's more, I don't think Liddy looks like me, so evolutionarily, that makes me want to eat her." "so evolutionarily, that makes me want to eat her." "In other words, either you take a pay cut," "In other words, either you take a pay cut, or go and look for another job." "or go and look for another job." "Who has the leverage now, Sherry?" "Who has the leverage now, Sherry?" "Your move." "Your move." "Please stay." "Please stay." "I'll send everyone in your family to college." "I'll send everyone in your family to college." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "So soft music," "So soft music, ample seating, ample seating, and I know how much you like clearly marked fire exits." "and I know how much you like clearly marked fire exits." "Don't worry." "Don't worry." "I'll find something to hate." "I'll find something to hate." "Oh, okay, here we go." "This sucks." "Oh, okay, here we go." "This sucks." "This place is called "Canal Yards Project"?" "This place is called "Canal Yards Project"?" "What does that mean?" "What does that mean?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "It used to be a factory or something." "It used to be a factory or something." "Nope." "Hipster nonsense." "Nope." "Hipster nonsense." "I'm out." "I'm out." "No, you are not leaving because of the name." "No, you are not leaving because of the name." "Excuse me, can I order" "Excuse me, can I order two diet cranberry beach bangs, please?" "two diet cranberry beach bangs, please?" "You got it." "I'm gonna need to see your I.D., miss." "You got it." "I'm gonna need to see your I.D., miss." "How about this for I.D.?" "How about this for I.D.?" "I participated in hands across America." "I participated in hands across America." "Nerds." "Where is it?" "Nerds." "Where is it?" "Okay, my license is missing," "Okay, my license is missing, which is my cue to go home." "which is my cue to go home." "Excuse me." "Is this yours?" "Excuse me." "Is this yours?" "Oh, yeah." "Thanks." "Oh, yeah." "Thanks." "I recognized your hair from across the room." "I recognized your hair from across the room." "What is that?" "Is that chestnut?" "What is that?" "Is that chestnut?" "Oh, the color is actually called" "Oh, the color is actually called" ""grandfather's shoe."" ""grandfather's shoe."" "Uh, can I get you a drink?" "Uh, can I get you a drink?" "I'm having white wine with ice cubes and sprite." "I'm having white wine with ice cubes and sprite." "That's my drink!" "That's my drink!" "I keep a thermos of it by my toilet!" "I keep a thermos of it by my toilet!" "You misheard me." "You misheard me." "Okay." "Uh, excuse me." "Okay." "Uh, excuse me." "Can I get two more of these, please?" "Can I get two more of these, please?" "So did they make your droids wait outside too?" "So did they make your droids wait outside too?" "Seriously, why can't droids go into the cantina?" "Seriously, why can't droids go into the cantina?" "I mean, Ponda Baba can try to shoot Luke..." "I mean, Ponda Baba can try to shoot Luke... but a protocol droid is somehow a problem." "but a protocol droid is somehow a problem." "♪ Castles fall into the sand ♪" "♪ Castles fall into the sand ♪" "♪ could this really be God's plan?" "♪" "♪ could this really be God's plan?" "♪" "♪ or is it never too late?" "♪" "♪ or is it never too late?" "♪" "♪ it's never too late for now ♪" "♪ it's never too late for now ♪" "Why can't I hear my vocals?" "Why can't I hear my vocals?" "I just mixed them down a little." "I just mixed them down a little." "I think it sounds better." "I think it sounds better." "Oh, really?" "Oh, really?" "Do you think that, or does she?" "Do you think that, or does she?" "This has nothing to do with Yuki." "This has nothing to do with Yuki." "This is about making my song..." "This is about making my song..." "Your song?" "Your song?" "All right, you know what?" "Forget it!" "All right, you know what?" "Forget it!" "Sound mound is finished!" "Sound mound is finished!" "Which means I now have 5,000 t-shirts to un-order." "Which means I now have 5,000 t-shirts to un-order." "Pete, like, 20 of these just came in for you." "Pete, like, 20 of these just came in for you." "Damn it!" "Damn it!" "I'm having a really nice time with you, Liz." "I'm having a really nice time with you, Liz." "Me, too, Anders." "Me, too, Anders." "I like how you don't have one weird little tooth." "I like how you don't have one weird little tooth." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Look, I was gonna go back to my hotel room," "Look, I was gonna go back to my hotel room, get Eat Pray Love on Spectravision get Eat Pray Love on Spectravision and make fun of it." "and make fun of it." "Ew, Julia Roberts in a movie about eating?" "Ew, Julia Roberts in a movie about eating?" "Give me Kirstie Alley," "Give me Kirstie Alley, somebody who knows what she's doing." "somebody who knows what she's doing." "Come on." "Come on." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Oh, boy." "That does sound fun, but..." "Oh, boy." "That does sound fun, but..." "I really shouldn't." "I really shouldn't." "I came here with my friend," "I came here with my friend, so I'm just gonna stay here." "so I'm just gonna stay here." "Get off me!" "My eye!" "Get off me!" "My eye!" "It's a fight." "It's a fight." "Typical nightclub malarkey!" "Typical nightclub malarkey!" "Whoa." "Whoa." "You okay?" "You okay?" "My heart's pounding like I'm watching" "My heart's pounding like I'm watching" "Oprah's farewell season." "Oprah's farewell season." "I thought the stupid universe was telling me" "I thought the stupid universe was telling me to get a cat and be a spinster, to get a cat and be a spinster, and now I don't know." "and now I don't know." "What's it trying to tell me with you?" "What's it trying to tell me with you?" "Liz, look," "Liz, look," "I don't believe in signs or messages from the universe." "I don't believe in signs or messages from the universe." "You know what I do believe?" "You know what I do believe?" "It's never too late for now." "It's never too late for now." "♪ It's never, it's never ♪" "♪ It's never, it's never ♪" "♪ it's never, it's never ♪" "♪ it's never, it's never ♪" "♪ it's never too late ♪" "♪ it's never too late ♪" "♪ it's never too late for now ♪" "♪ it's never too late for now ♪" "Every day we give you $100" "Every day we give you $100 for cat *** home." "for cat *** home." "Do you realize what you're doing to me, Sherry?" "Do you realize what you're doing to me, Sherry?" "You're unraveling the very fabric of who I am." "You're unraveling the very fabric of who I am." "I negotiate for a living, and I never lose." "I negotiate for a living, and I never lose." "And now I have to go negotiate" "And now I have to go negotiate with my colleagues at Kabletown with my colleagues at Kabletown after having been reamed by a woman after having been reamed by a woman wearing Winnie the Pooh hospital pants." "wearing Winnie the Pooh hospital pants." "I don't have what you have, Sherry." "I don't have what you have, Sherry." "A brand-new baby that they've poured" "A brand-new baby that they've poured time and money and love into." "time and money and love into." "Some helpless, pathetic, useless thing" "Some helpless, pathetic, useless thing that would die if left alo... that would die if left alo..." "Oh, God, I do have that." "Oh, God, I do have that." "I have NBC." "I have NBC." "Look, broadcast networks receiving licensing fees" "Look, broadcast networks receiving licensing fees is unprecedented, Jack." "is unprecedented, Jack." "But we're willing to offer NBC" "But we're willing to offer NBC 10% of what we pay cable." "10% of what we pay cable." "I mean, okay, uh, not to negotiate against myself," "I mean, okay, uh, not to negotiate against myself, but I get where you guys are coming from." "but I get where you guys are coming from." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Look, NBC is part of the Kabletown family now." "Look, NBC is part of the Kabletown family now." "It's our baby, and we want it to thrive." "It's our baby, and we want it to thrive." "But your offer is..." "It's unreasonable!" "But your offer is..." "It's unreasonable!" "So what you wanna do?" "So what you wanna do?" "Oh, way to go, Liz!" "Oh, way to go, Liz!" "Attagirl!" "Walk of shame!" "Attagirl!" "Walk of shame!" "You bow-legged bitch!" "You bow-legged bitch!" "Ah." "I see you opened the scotch NBC sent us" "Ah." "I see you opened the scotch NBC sent us that week we came in third." "that week we came in third." "I'm guessing your meeting went well." "I'm guessing your meeting went well." "Homerun, Lemon." "Homerun, Lemon." "And, uh, speaking of baseball metaphors," "And, uh, speaking of baseball metaphors," "I see that someone got to first base," "I see that someone got to first base, which is what I consider sex with a stranger." "which is what I consider sex with a stranger." "Okay, fine." "I had a one-night stand," "Okay, fine." "I had a one-night stand, and it was not the worst." "and it was not the worst." "And maybe you're right." "And maybe you're right." "I shouldn't give up just yet." "I shouldn't give up just yet." "Mm." "Mm." "Still, I can't believe I did that." "Still, I can't believe I did that." "And I wouldn't have" "And I wouldn't have if everything hadn't gone so perfectly." "if everything hadn't gone so perfectly." "I mean, what if I had been stuck in the edit room all night," "I mean, what if I had been stuck in the edit room all night, or if I hated the club and left?" "or if I hated the club and left?" "Or what if Anders..." "Or what if Anders..." "Yeah, Anders..." "hadn't found my license?" "Yeah, Anders..." "hadn't found my license?" "Don't overthink it, Lemon." "Don't overthink it, Lemon." "Stranger things happen every day." "Stranger things happen every day." "I once saw an Internet video" "I once saw an Internet video of a mouse and a bird that are friends." "of a mouse and a bird that are friends." "Don't overthink it." "Don't overthink it." "Ah." "Ah." "Gasp." "Gasp." "Last night, a repulsive act occurred at a hotel in midtown." "Last night, a repulsive act occurred at a hotel in midtown." "There are two possible explanations" "There are two possible explanations as to how this event came to be... as to how this event came to be..." "A simple one and a complex one." "A simple one and a complex one." "The simple explanation is that I went to a discotheque" "The simple explanation is that I went to a discotheque and a handsome, interesting man fell for me." "and a handsome, interesting man fell for me." "In the wake of my breakup, I allowed myself" "In the wake of my breakup, I allowed myself to have an experience that gave me reason to have an experience that gave me reason to be hopeful about the future again." "to be hopeful about the future again." "Very simple." "Very simple." "Great." "I think we're done here." "Great." "I think we're done here." "Please, monsieur." "Please, monsieur." "There remains, of course, the complex explanation..." "There remains, of course, the complex explanation..." "A vast conspiracy involving multiple agents" "A vast conspiracy involving multiple agents and precise, coordinated efforts." "and precise, coordinated efforts." "A conspiracy that begins with the timely food poisoning" "A conspiracy that begins with the timely food poisoning of Donna Straunk." "of Donna Straunk." "And who here has access to Donna's food?" "And who here has access to Donna's food?" "♪ ♪" "♪ ♪" "The second peculiar event..." "I lose my license," "The second peculiar event..." "I lose my license, allowing it to be found by a handsome stranger." "allowing it to be found by a handsome stranger." "Serendipity?" "Perhaps." "Serendipity?" "Perhaps." "But how does one lose one's license" "But how does one lose one's license out of a malfunction-proof Velcro Phillies sport wallet?" "out of a malfunction-proof Velcro Phillies sport wallet?" "Someone must have had access to my fanny pack." "Someone must have had access to my fanny pack." "I only wanted ibuprofen." "I only wanted ibuprofen." "Then why is my ibuprofen bottle still sealed?" "Then why is my ibuprofen bottle still sealed?" "Ah." "Ah." "♪ ♪" "♪ ♪" "And then there is the matter of the wine." "And then there is the matter of the wine." "Four glasses, and yet I was wide awake." "Four glasses, and yet I was wide awake." "Was my uncharacteristic energy" "Was my uncharacteristic energy perhaps due to the giddiness of the evening?" "perhaps due to the giddiness of the evening?" "Or was someone slipping me" "Or was someone slipping me black market organ-slimming pills?" "black market organ-slimming pills?" "Liz, I wouldn't..." "Liz, I wouldn't..." "The conspiracy continues." "The conspiracy continues." "What pushed me out of the club" "What pushed me out of the club when I was wavering about leaving with Anders?" "when I was wavering about leaving with Anders?" "Yeah, I came here with my friend," "Yeah, I came here with my friend, so I'm just gonna stay here." "so I'm just gonna stay here." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Yah!" "Yah!" "Get off of me!" "My eye!" "Get off of me!" "My eye!" "What, this?" "What, this?" "I got hit by a bird on a roller coaster." "I got hit by a bird on a roller coaster." "Even the club was strange." "Even the club was strange." "Almost as if it had been designed specifically for me," "Almost as if it had been designed specifically for me, but who has the resources and the connections but who has the resources and the connections to create a Liz Lemon-themed club in one day?" "to create a Liz Lemon-themed club in one day?" "You had to sign your crime, didn't you?" "You had to sign your crime, didn't you?" "You're the one who gave me those moDVDs." "You're the one who gave me those moDVDs." "And what was the final straw?" "And what was the final straw?" "It was Anders saying," "It was Anders saying," ""it's never too late for now,"" ""it's never too late for now,"" "a coincidence that I took as a sign from the universe." "a coincidence that I took as a sign from the universe." "Also, it's just a great song..." "Also, it's just a great song... that Pete wrote." "that Pete wrote." "Thanks, man." "Thanks, man." "Sound mound rocks the town." "Sound mound rocks the town." "Shut up, both of you." "Shut up, both of you." "So how did Anders even know that phrase?" "So how did Anders even know that phrase?" "How did Anders seem to know everything about me?" "How did Anders seem to know everything about me?" "It's white wine, ice cubes, and sprite." "It's white wine, ice cubes, and sprite." "She calls it..." "She calls it..." "Funky juice." "Funky juice." "I don't know if I want to do this." "I don't know if I want to do this." "There's only one question I can't answer." "There's only one question I can't answer." "Who was Anders?" "Who was Anders?" "An old Harvard chum of Toofer's?" "An old Harvard chum of Toofer's?" "The son of one of Jack's senator friends?" "The son of one of Jack's senator friends?" "He certainly wasn't a Swiss prostitute" "He certainly wasn't a Swiss prostitute that Martha Stewart recommended to me." "that Martha Stewart recommended to me." "And that is the complex explanation." "And that is the complex explanation." "Of course, such a conspiracy would require a group of people" "Of course, such a conspiracy would require a group of people who knew me so well and cared about my happiness so much who knew me so well and cared about my happiness so much that it's impossible to believe." "that it's impossible to believe." "No one could ever be that lucky." "No one could ever be that lucky." "Which is why I choose the simple explanation." "Which is why I choose the simple explanation." "I choose to believe that last night" "I choose to believe that last night" "Liz Lemon went out, got some," "Liz Lemon went out, got some, and felt good about it." "and felt good about it." "And so I say good-bye to spinsterhood." "And so I say good-bye to spinsterhood." "Good-bye to giving up and to..." "Good-bye to giving up and to..." "Oh, God, a hawk got her!" "Oh, God, a hawk got her!" "Emily Dickinson!" "Emily Dickinson!" "♪ 'Cause she's a weekend lady ♪" "♪ 'Cause she's a weekend lady ♪" "♪ she's got that weekend style ♪" "♪ she's got that weekend style ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ temperature's risin' ♪" "♪ temperature's risin' ♪" "♪ she's gonna make you smile ♪" "♪ she's gonna make you smile ♪" "♪ Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, unh, unh, unh. ♪" "♪ Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, unh, unh, unh. ♪" "♪ *** ♪" "♪ *** ♪" "♪ *** ♪" "♪ *** ♪" "♪ *** Weekend woman!" "♪" "♪ *** Weekend woman!" "♪"