"Wrong number!" "I'll kill you." "Come on!" "Come on!" "The U.N.O." "had its 17000th meeting tonight" "On global security, the meeting was a deadlock." "Latest news:" "Macau Launched her fist rocket today." "Finally..." "Where is he?" "He's gone." "Bye." "Right, you don't have to believe in God," "But you must believe in my intelligence." "With this," "I've made my friend Nixon such a world famous superstar." "What about the Watergate Scandal?" "That make him more famous." "Don't you ever mention Watergate in front of me again!" "Don't you tell anybody that I'm the killers' agent now!" "Well, you got someone that thinks dirty and fights dirty?" "Oh boy, he's more than dirty, he's filthy!" "Who?" "The bad guys call him Harry" "And the good guys call him filthy Harry." "Filthy Harry!" "Have we met somewhere before?" "Yeah, in hell!" "Harry, the Godfather in Italy offers you a contract," "He wants you to go to H.K. to make a deal with this punk here." "And by the way, get rid of these 2 creeps, will you?" "Why?" "Because the Godfather doesn't like them." "I didn't ask you." "Get lost!" "Yeah, listen to him." "Get lost!" "Get rid of him, I don't like him." "Neither do I." "Well Okay?" "What's okay?" "Did you get him?" "No, he ran too fast." "Help..." "Help, help!" "Over there!" "That's it." "Look behind you, some goodies!" "You're so sneaky!" "So malicious!" "Is that all?" "Only four of you?" "Come one... hurry up...!" "Excuse us!" "You have guts, we'll never do it again!" "What are you doing?" "Nothing, I'm short-sighted, wanna see you clearly." "Where are the bad guys?" "I'm lucky to have met you, where are they?" "I've sent them running!" "Come closer and see for yourself!" "My name's King Kong, and yours?" "I'm Juju." "Come closer and keep on looking." "Oh no, I've got to go now." "So soon!" "My brother says, when a guy meets a gal," "And they're alone, strange things happen." "I wouldn't dare!" "But I would!" "Gosh, I've got to get some money from the bank." "What if I run into the baddies again?" "Don't worry, I'll go with you." "Hang on while I get changed." "Let's go!" "You're just terrific!" "Please!" "This way!" "I have something for you." "This is ordered buy you." "Well." "Do you like it?" "Sure!" "Please wrap it up." "How do you want it?" "Large bills please." "What's the matter?" "I'm a bit scared." "Don't be." "I'll take care of the bad guys." "You're really terrific!" "Oh really?" "Miss!" "Why don't you give her the money?" "Hurry up, we're going to a movie." "I'll take care of them of you." "Hurry up or also my partner might get mad." "There's no more." "By-bye!" "Have you got the money?" "All of it." "Let's go!" "Okay!" "What?" "There's a robbery?" "Yes, and you did it." "The one in the white suit, he's got a gun with him." "Don't move!" "Spare me, I've got a wife and mother." "Where?" "In India." "Give me the gun and I'll give you this." "Whatever you say." "Bye-bye!" "Bye, sonny, thanks!" "Over there!" "The man in front is the robber!" "Who...?" "He's right in front of us... get him!" "The one in the white suit!" "Can I use your bike?" "Stop, don't run!" "Excuse me!" "You never look after our little girl!" "Don't let him get away!" "Bye-bye!" "Don't move!" "What's going on?" "Stop!" "Sorry!" "Don't move!" "Here!" "Don't do that, sir!" "I didn't see anything." "Thanks for your co-operation!" "He's the one." "Get him!" "Don't run!" "Stop him!" "Go." "Don't run!" "I'm sorry!" "You go ahead, don't mind me..." "Break in through the door!" "Okay." "Who is he?" "I don't know." "Do you know him?" "No." "Break in through the door!" "Don't move." "Bye." "What's the matter, Pal?" "What's?" "You've ruined it all." "I tried to kill myself" "But your truck got in the way, we what you did to my suit." "And I'm not even dead!" "Move the truck away, I'm going to try again." "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Where's Baldy?" "Hi." "You son of a bitch, why are you so late?" "Quiet please, you're in the church." "I'm sorry!" "Sorry...!" "You're wearing Mighty Mouse's costume." "Why so late?" "I'm in trouble." "I was set up!" "Mr. Albert Au, Miss Nancy Ho." "That love between husband and wife is sacred." "Marriage is a great responsibility." "It should be mutual and lasting." "What a load of bullshit?" "You bet!" "Albert, pay attention!" "Okay, you can carry on!" "Mr. Albert Au." "Will you take Miss Nancy Ho as your wife?" "Will you or won't you?" "Hold on, what did you say?" "I asked you whether you're going to help me." "Well, will you or won't you?" "Of course not!" "What did you say?" "It's got nothing to do with me." "Sir, that guy up there robbed the bank." "Now what?" "I'm in trouble, I've got to go now." "Really?" "Sorry." "Yes!" "We've chased you here." "Bye." "I'm off!" "Bye." "I'm off." "Get him, don't let him get away!" "Darling, please!" "Let's talk about how to help King Kong out..." "Baldy, come over here!" "To our room?" "Coming...!" "No way." "If you wanna marry me." "Make sure that between you and me." "King Kong would have to get lost!" "He's notjust a pal, he's like a brother to me!" "Which is more important:" "your wife or brother?" "It's different, a brother is part of you." "What about wife?" "She's like chicken congee." "What?" "You never heard before?" "It goes like this:" "Wife is like chicken congee, much nice before eating." "Too eating becomes plain congee." "What plain congee?" "Tasteless and boring!" "Who taught you this?" "King Kong of course!" "That's a bit much." "And disrupting our wedding too!" "I'll shoot him on a sight." "Yes, I'll do that when I see him." "Where are you doing?" "To take a shower!" "Ebony  Ivory, live together in perfect harmony..." "What's the mater?" "You're done!" "Nancy said she'll shoot you on sight." "Why?" "I told her the chicken congee story." "You really got me into trouble this time!" "Why are you yelling?" "I'm singing, "Jingle Bells...!"" "Sing 'Ebony and Ivory!"" "Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony..." "What are you doing?" "I'm taking my shower." "With your clothes on?" "Yeah, I wanna clean them too." "What's that in your hands?" "One of the holes is stuck." "Go out." "You make me feel embarrassed." "She's gone out." "Get dressed and go." "Alright!" "What song did I sing?" ""Jingle Bells!"" "No, should be 'Ebony and Ivory!" "'" "Yeah, 'Ebony and Ivory!" "'" "What are you doing?" "Combing by hair, of course!" "I lost so much hair recently." "Let's go!" "Who went in?" "Me of course." "What are you doing in there?" "Taking a shower." "You can't do that!" "Why not?" "You can do it, so why can't I?" "Don't take off your clothes!" "You kidding?" "How can I take a shower with my clothes on?" "Oh my God!" "King Kong, close your eyes!" "What are you doing now?" "Taking off my clothes!" "Oh no, King Kong will see everything!" "Were you peeped by King Kong?" "How do you know?" "I told him to hide inside." "Let him take a look, darling!" "How can you do that?" "I'm your wife!" "True, you're for my eyes only." "Were you undressed?" "Of course, I took off 2 buttons!" "One, two, oh no!" "King Kong, you son of a bitch, come out!" "What have you got to say for yourself?" "Don't get mad, I didn't see anything!" "I closed my eyes!" "She took off 3 buttons, so you saw everything!" "Not so many, only 2!" "How do you know?" "I saw it with my own eyes." "I think that's the end of our friendship." "I mean 2 sleeve buttons only!" "Even worse." "The most attractive part of my wife's body." "Is her pair of hands, and you saw it all!" "A duel!" "What are you going to use?" "Me?" "A gun of course!" "Come on." "I'll fire if you dare move." "I hate men in skirts anyway!" "So you're bound to win?" "Of course!" "Baldy, it's not fair." "I can't help it!" "It's not fair for me to marry you." "It's not fair to leave King Kong helpless!" "What's he to you that you're helping him?" "What did I say wrong?" "How dare you say such a thing?" "He told me to." "It's my fault!" "It's my fault that Baldy has become so cheeky." "I stopped your wonderful wedding." "I should bear all the responsibilities." "It's my fault that you're fighting." "I'm leaving!" "If you have time, do drop by the prison to say hello." "Wait a minute, I'm going with you." "A friend in need is a friend indeed." "If I don't help you, who will?" "Let's go!" "Stop, come back!" "How can you make it without my help?" "To find out who set King Kong up," "We have to find Squealie." "That informer?" "How do you know he'd be here?" "He comes here every night." "So many cars here, how do we start?" "Don't worry, when I shout, he'll come out." "Squealie!" "What's going on?" "Don't run away!" "Stay where you are!" "Okay...!" "What are you looking at?" "Okay, I'll give you all the information you need." "What information?" "3 clue, I genuine, I false, I complimentary." "Go ahead!" "Some jerk was set up by a girl, that's genuine." "What a great way to be set up!" "What else have you got?" "The second one is false." "You're supposed to marry Baldy, but everything's messed up" "Now everybody is saying that nobody is marrying you." "Shut up, you didn't even turn up at my wedding." "And no wedding present either!" "That's why the third on is complimentary." "What's complimentary?" "Gossip!" "After all, that's my business." "Go on, I love gossip." "Who is it about?" "You of course!" "Actually, Baldy is a real playboy." "He fooled around a lot in the States." "Once he even went with a black girl!" "You son of a bitch, that's a lie!" "I have evidence, look at this photo." "Baldy!" "You wanna sneak off...!" "Come here, explain yourself." "I'm busy!" "Are you coming?" "Yes, right away." "I'll explain." "Here I am...!" "Who masterminded the robbery?" "Who are you?" "I'm the dumb jerk!" "Since you're so frank, I'll tell you." "It's a fast growing, local gang." "Headed by a brother and a sister." "Known as Bull and Juju." "Where do they live?" "That doesn't work!" "Of course, yours never do." "So what shall we do?" "We have to beat about the bush, then surround them." "I'll be ready at the door." "While you break in through the window." "When everybody's attention is on you," "I'll break in through the door." "This way, we'll get them all!" "Smart guy!" "In 3 minutes' time, we'll start." "This is for real!" "Over there1" "1st floor!" "2nd floor!" "3rd floor!" "4th floor!" "5th floor!" "Right!" "Coming!" "Don't move!" "Are you Bonnie and Clyde?" "60 years ago, we were!" "Then what are you doing on the 5th floor?" "This is the 6th floor!" "How come?" "10 seconds too late." "I'll take a chance!" "Don't move!" "Drop your guns!" "Where's your Boss?" "Tell him to come out right away!" "Where have you been?" "The rope wasn't long enough, ended on the 6th Floor!" "Gosh, can't you be more..." "Who is she?" "The one who set me up for the bankjob!" "King Kong, I'm sorry, my brother forced me to." "I knew it!" "Don't take this, it's poisonous!" "Keep your hands off!" "Have you two had enough fun?" "If so, please sit down and let's talk!" "He asked us to sit down, that's a good start!" "I have nothing against you, why did you set me up?" "Don't get me wrong," "I just wanna be friends with you." "And work with you on a deal!" "What deal?" "It's simple!" "I'm going to buy some diamonds from American group." "And I'd like you two to negotiate with them." "That's legal enough, why do you need us?" "Because there's a small problem." "What sort of problem" "The money we're going to use in counterfeit!" "That means we'll be doomed?" "That's the problem!" "No problem." "Whom do we deal with?" "Black gloves!" "That's a problem!" "Why?" "The problem is they don't know me!" "Who are you?" "I'm the internationally acclaimed Sleuth Baldy!" "I'll give you 3 minutes to disarm yourselves." "And be arrested, or else...!" "Or else what...?" "Or else nothing!" "Sit down!" "Don't push him too far!" "Go away!" "Don't touch her, or else..." "Or else what?" "Or else nothing!" "Sit down1" "Will you take up this job?" "No!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "No way!" "No way...!" "How can that be...?" "We're buck again!" "Have you made up your mind?" "Yes." "Freeze!" "Let me do it!" "Get in, they're approaching!" "You drive." "Why should I get into your car?" "Look!" "They're over there, hurry!" "Stop!" "Don't stay right there." "I have an interesting question for you." "Why is your brother Chinese and your Eurasian?" "Same father, different mothers?" "Or same mother, different fathers?" "Answer me!" "Don't spoil the atmosphere!" "From your eyes, I can tell you're a baddie." "Let me take a look." "Don't touch her!" "One eye is good and the other isn't." "Go away." "What perfume do you use?" "Smells good though." "She didn't use any, that's me you're smelling." "I like your lipsticks, taste good?" "Let me taste it." "She won't let me." "Go away, get the car going!" "You're the driver, not me." "How's that?" "Serves you right!" "The lot is kept in my uncle's place." "He owns this jewelry shop." "Welcome!" "Can I help you?" "Police!" "I'd like to see your boss." "He's upstairs." "What's the matter?" "It's like this..." "You know why she likes me?" "Maybe that's for show." "She probably fancies me." "Mr. Wong, this is the well known sleuth Baldy." "Show him your ID!" "Come on, show it to him!" "That's international, and this is local." "Just to reassure you, this is my gun." "Would you please come up with me?" "Wait here, I'll go get the Boss." "Okay!" "You wait for me here." "My uncle has a weak heart, he's afraid of the cops." "Me too." "It's all because of him!" "Come on in!" "You better be quick!" "I will." "Let's go!" "Go away!" "Take care." "Did you see her making eyes at me?" "You better be careful, she can set you up again." "I don't mind being set up if she's like this to me!" "My uncle said he'd like to give it to you in person." "Me first." "I look more trustworthy!" "Go on in!" "Look!" "Help!" "Let's run!" "What's the matter?" "Keep calm!" "Keep calm!" "What are you looking at?" "We're the cops, you think we did it!" "Of course!" "Stop looking at me or I'll get you!" "Will you stop that?" "I'm really going to get you1" "I'm notjoking." "Let's go!" "You know you have no right to even look at me?" "You look at me again?" "I'll take you downtown!" "If you do that again, I'll get you!" "Get going...!" "Here!" "Look!" "Baldy, you're trapped." "She did the robbery!" "Don't run!" "Help!" "Let's go!" "Stand still!" "Stop, don't let him run away!" "Are you alright?" "I'm out of breath already!" "Okay, I'll give you a lift!" "Get in!" "Keep it up!" "Careful you don't fail!" "Over here!" "Hurry, no time for pissing now!" "I was catching my breath!" "What shall we do?" "There...!" "Saw it?" "No!" "Over there!" "Doesn't work." "You'll be seen, climb the wall!" "Climb the wall!" "How now?" "What are you doing?" "Stand on the wooden plank and I'll jump down." "From the ladder and spring you over the wall!" "That's right!" "You son of a bitch, you kidding me." "You stand on the plank and I'll jump!" "Okay, let's do that!" "Don't you try to fool me." "I'm not dumb." "I'll fail and hurt myself!" "You think I'm a circus clown?" "Are you okay?" "Okay, go ahead!" "It's my turn now!" "Coming!" "What shall I do?" "Use your brains!" "I haven't got any!" "Use your feet then!" "I really have to this time." "5544!" "Yes sir!" "7997!" "Yes sir!" "376!" "Yes sir!" "Excuse me please!" "Help!" "Get him!" "Help!" "Get him!" "Don't run!" "Don't run!" "Stand still!" "Don't move or I'll fire!" "Over there... hurry up, here!" "Don't go away!" "Get him!" "What's matter, sleuth?" "I'm done." "Someone wants to kill me!" "How dare he do this in this Station?" "He's even got a fun!" "We should call the Police then." "Dial 999!" "What shall we do now?" "What's the matter?" "The robber went inside." "Go get him!" "Who're you waiting for?" "The door's locked!" "Move away!" "Don't move...!" "Kneel down, sir!" "Stand up, sir!" "Goddamnit!" "She told me to get down," "Why did you pull me up?" "You did the robbery with King Kong, you're doomed1" "We're innocent!" "You've committed a crime, you're done!" "Don't be so hard on me." "But we can bend the laws sometimes." "After all, you're my pal." "King Kong is a pal too, don't be so hard on him either." "Bullshit!" "We can't make everybody a pal." "Otherwise, what would the Royal Police have to do?" "Disarm yourself!" "What?" "Surrender all that belongs to the Royal Police." "Actually I was tripped off that a deal" "Is going on between Bull and the American group." "Go get King Kong." "Convince him to be the undercover for the Police." "So that we'll forget about his crimes." "All we'll forget about his crimes." "Did you call?" "Yes sir!" "Baldy's damn stupid." "I let him go to get a person." "Who?" "BB?" "It's King Kong!" "What happened?" "I was stuck in a traffic jam!" "You're really late!" "Sit down and have a drink!" "That's the jerk, waste him now!" "Pal, you're in trouble." "Look." "Thanks." "Hard luck." "It happens to the best of us." "Yes...!" "I'm here." "You don't have to worry about anything." "Who are you?" "I'm FBI" "FBI?" "you know, 'The Man From UNCLE', 'The Avengers'..." "I've been waiting for them, they're done!" "In 3 minutes, you'll hear Bip Boo, Bip Boo...!" "What's that?" "A police siren!" "I'm going to get them all today!" "That means I don't have to worry about anything." "They should be worried, not you!" "You told me to rob the bank, then the jewelers." "Now you're down, we've been waiting for you!" "My plan has been set in motion." "In 3 minutes' time, you'll hear Bip Boo, Bip Boo!" "What's that?" "A police siren!" "You scared?" "Hands up and stand against the wall!" "Hark luck for you!" "Kiddo, it's a lesson for you," "Don't ever underestimate your enemy." "Where's the FBI?" "my friend?" "He's over there!" "Don't move!" "I'm fbi, I kill the baddies!" "Why are you arresting me?" "But not to fear, I'll get away in 3 minutes." "Don't forget, we are old friends!" "Sir, you wanna arrest him?" "Just take him in." "Let's go!" "Listen," "You've nowhere to go, why don't you work with us?" "Love to." "But I've already quit the business." "Actually I didn't want to get you." "But they've sent a real tough guy." "Who?" "Black Gloves!" "What?" "I don't mind, but I've to check with my partner." "Go ahead!" "He's not here!" "That's him coming in, isn't it?" "Go and rescue him!" "I'm off." "Your Boss wants to see you." "Why are you taking my car?" "Baldy, get in!" "Smart boy." "You son of a bitch, how did you get your driver's license?" "I bought it." "I'll put it into reverse, you step in the gas." "What is that?" "Shift stick." "Come on, let me do it." "Wonderful." "Here we go." "Watch out!" "Let go." "It's still moving forward." "Don't get excited, we're going the wrong way." "Great." "That was close." "Sit tight, don't move" "King Kong, what shall we do." "Don't worry, I've got 2 ways:" "then tell it." "We can jump off orjust close our eyes and pray." "Bullshit." "Police." "Stop." "Stop." "I've got to call Police, it's urgent!" "Thanks!" "You're in trouble, my friend." "But don't worry!" "Who are you?" "FBI!" "Interpol, Gestapo, the man from Uncle" "Great." "My partner was taken away," "To the warehouse!" "I want to get rid of those creeps too" "They will be surrounded" "Surrounded by troops everywhere." "They're doomed!" "Then I don't have to be afraid!" "They should be afraid, not you." "Go!" "Must be my lucky day!" "Yes!" "To run into an FBI!" "That's right!" "We've got help!" "Just at the right time!" "Are you really an FBI?" "Tora!" "Tora!" "Tora!" "My brother White Gloves" "Was killed by you." "He was the terror of Europe," "And you little jerk killed him." "What are you going to do then?" "Last Chinese New year, you took some diamonds from us," "Worth 27 million Hong Kong dollars." "Give me back the diamonds!" "They're not with me." "I give them to Baldy!" "Where's Baldy now?" "He's right here!" "Hand up, you're surrounded" "By the Police, Marines," "Paratroopers, Gurkhas, Boy Scouts," "And the Civil Aids Service unit of Aberdeen" "You're done!" "You've got hope!" "Baldy, you're terrific." "You got the Police just in time!" "He's even better than the Police, he's an FBI!" "FBI!" "FBI?" "You bet, he's an FBI!" "Interpol!" "The Avengers!" "These bastards..." "I've been waiting for them!" "In 3 minutes..." "The police will arrive!" "Not really." "You'll hear Bip Boo..." "Bip Boo..." "Don't run!" "You won't be able to get away this time!" "I'm fbi, I kill the baddies." "I get rid of all the baddies in the world." "Why do you arrest me?" "Don't run!" "He is armed!" "I know!" "But you're still running after him?" "I'm a cop, I've to do this at least for show!" "I can't believe you." "What?" "Ain't I right?" "Doctor, how are they?" "They're my old friends." "We're the 3 stooges." "Then take them back too." "Bip Boo..." "That's strange." "It was pouring when I was on the phone." "And It's sunny now." "Just do what I told you." "Go." "Baldys chief?" "Help is here." "Chief." "Baldys chief" "You fixed them?" "Sir, you know them?" "No." "Who are you?" "Old fox, you're so heartless." "We're your pals." "He's right." "Only if you act as the police's undercover." "Or else you two will be sent to the asylum." "You threatening us?" "No way." "Don't worry." "They can't prove we're crazy." "Sure." "That's easy." "Superintendent, you take care of that." "To prove you're both crazy." "I just have to ask a simple question." "Mister, are you insane?" "You must be kidding." "Only an insane person asks such silly questions." "Right." "Very good." "Let me ask our model patient Mr. FBI!" "It's my turn now." "Mister, are you insane?" "You must be kidding." "Only an insane person asks such silly questions." "Right." "See, they're a perfect pair." "Okay, I'll arrange for them to be roommates." "My room is air-conditioned, with a TV too." "You won't be bored." "An insane person never admits he's insane." "Mister, do you admit you're crazy?" "Me?" "Yes, I do." "I'm very much insane, very very much so." "I'm cross-wired and cross-eyed." "Cross my heart and hope to die." "You're a very serious case." "Hopeless case." "Get rid of him!" "Yes, get rid of him." "Don't." "Okay, chief, we'll do it." "It's really ridiculous to be set up by that gal twice." "Okay, I'll go and get rid of her." "Don't do that." "I'll use my charm to go after her" "Make her go crazy about me, and then break up with her." "It's the worst thing possible to happen to anybody!" "How do you know?" "I've been through it many times!" "In that case, get on with it!" "Friend... why don't we be friends!" "Why don't we be friends?" "Nothing we fear we can't" "I'm dressed like a fent, my collar up again." "Walking like a been can." "Why don't we be friends." "Say nice things I can" "You're so pretty and the, my eyes go again" "If only I can touch your hand!" "Try if I can, can't help giving you a 10!" "Put a diamond on your hand." "What a gem." "OH OI OH MY..." "she needs a magnifying lens." "To help her see it if she can." "Why don't we be friends." "And we'll play in a band." "Her voice is so sweet, to heaven I will be sent." "And see how great it is when we dance." "Why don't we be friends?" "Nothing we fear we can't," "In the rain we can stand, and indeed we will be friends!" "Try if I can, can't help giving her 10!" "And if you really want to dive, we can." "I'll try to help you round the bends," "Or else to heaven we'll be sent!" "Why don't we be friends?" "Nothing we fear we can't," "In the rain we can stand, and indeed we will be friends!" "In the rain we can stand, and indeed we will be friends!" "OK, now she's crazy about me." "What about yours?" "She's crazy about me too!" "Where is she now?" "Come back to the Station." "Tonight I'll get my revenge." "If you wanna see somebody suffering from love," "The pain, the tears;" "tonight is the night!" "If you wanna see somebody being deserted," "The disappointment, the sorrow tonight's the night." "If you wanna see somebody heartbroken," "Tonight is the night!" "I hope you won't be set up again." "Don't worry, just find me a girl tonight." "To be my fiancee." "I just want to make her mad." "She'll feel sorry then." "Where shall I meet you?" "At the Heartbreak Cafe!" "If you play this well, I'll take you to Hollywood." "Great!" "You know, I love you very very much!" "Coming...!" "Hurry up!" "I'll pay you half first, the rest when it's over." "Wonderful!" "Miss Ho, I'm going to do you a favour." "Baldy is with some girl now, she's even prettier!" "You smut, where's he?" "He's having a good time at the Heartbreak Cafe!" "Let's go!" "Wait a minute, your make-up is not heavy enough." "I have to tell you something though I don't want to." "But I've made up my mind to tell you something too." "Hold on, I've to tell you something too." "What a coincidence!" "You first!" "I'm engaged to someone else." "You don't mean me?" "Of course not, he's sitting right behind you." "Him?" "What a sight!" "Short and fat, he's no comparison to me!" "But he's got..." "What?" "Weight Fattie, come over here!" "Hi, Juju!" "Be a gentleman, shake hands with him, come on!" "You bet I will." "Here's might for you!" "Juju!" "Why did you do that?" "Waiter, check please!" "Yes sir, are you also paying for that table?" "What has it got to do with me?" "Don't forget to split the bill for this table too!" "But she hasn't eaten anything!" "Doesn't make any different, you still have to charge her." "Yes..." "Don't get mad!" "Mad?" "Big deal, I'm used to that!" "Losing a girl?" "Get it right." "You're losing me!" "I asked for the check, that means I don't want you." "So you get it straight!" "You're getting too worked up!" "Not a bit, I'm perfectly alright." "Alright?" "Then what are you doing to the money?" "I didn't do anything." "$89.6 please, thank you!" "Take all of that." "We'll settle our accounts afterwards." "Must be kidding!" "He's not my fiancee, he's only driver." "Driver!" "Driver?" "Fattie, it's all over." "You can go now." "Fattie!" "For you." "I don't deserve this!" "Take it and keep your mouth shut." "No problem, Kiddo!" "Thank you so much!" "Actually I just wanna test your love for me." "Do you really love me?" "Sure!" "You think I like Fattie?" "Alright, why don't you fire him?" "OK, I'll do tat tomorrow." "I'm sorry for being so narrow minded." "You're a real gentleman." "If I were you," "And you came with a girl to put me to test," "I wouldn't be able to tolerate it." "What would you do then?" "I would have broken up with you." "I just couldn't tolerate it." "Don't worry, I would never do this to you." "Here come the action!" "What a coincidence!" "Take a seat please." "Go!" "She's in for it." "Poor thing!" "Let me do the introductions, this is King Kong's..." "What are you doing?" "This is...!" "I'm not hungry." "I'll eat when this is all over." "This is...!" "What are you doing?" "I know, you want some action?" "This is...?" "Sir!" "It's no fun!" "That's enough for me1" "Hang on!" "Why did you hit me?" "Sorry, the plan has changed!" "You have to say she's your fiancee," "Or else we won't be buddies no more." "Please sit on this side!" "She didn't say anything, did she?" "Carry on...!" "Just to help you out, OK, she's my fiancee." "Say yes!" "Yes, I'm his fiancee!" "Sure!" "I can't believe she's your fiancee!" "I swear she's my one and only fiancee." "Never been anyone else!" "Sure!" "What about Nancy Ho, the policewoman?" "She?" "Forget it!" "Nancy Ho?" "Where's Baldy?" "He's inside!" "That's why she's not really my fiancee." "She's only one of them." "I've never been serious with her." "Besides, I have her permission to fool around." "She says a real man has to fool around." "Right, he should fool around!" "Fool around...!" "Getting some action...!" "Action?" "That's what I like, a lot of it." "Love is many splendid thing!" "You really love her so much?" "Very much!" "I love her with all my heart...!" "All my heart...!" "Doctor, how's he?" "I can't imagine why he used his nose to have Bortsch!" "It's all over his lungs now." "Is it serious?" "Of course, his heart beat is very weak." "If he doesn't show any improvement within 24 hours," "I'm afraid Mr. Albert Au." "Will be the first man in history to have drowned in soup." "Does his wife know he's in a critical condition?" "No, Nancy Ho thinks he's been fooling around." "Say that again!" "Nancy Ho is furious about this." "That's strange!" "What?" "When you say Nancy Ho, his heart beat quickens!" "Let me try again." "Nancy Ho!" "Nancy Ho!" "Nancy Ho... she's coming!" "Honey, I won't do it again." "I never want to have Bortsch again!" "Are you alright?" "I'm perfectly alright." "I can swim!" "How can Albert Au be drowned in soup!" "We're later!" "How many of you?" "We've got a place!" "That guy's also bald, look great though!" "Believe me, I would never lie to you!" "OK...!" "Why is he here?" "You told me she won't be here." "Stop quarrelling, it's Valentine's Day!" "Valentine's Day?" "Would you like to order?" "Valentine's Dinner for two please." "Hold on, I don't want that!" "Since my lover's mean to me, I want a Don Juan Jinner!" "That mean you want a separate dinner?" "Yes, separate... very separate!" "You care for some soup?" "Bortsch's out for me!" "I'll have that, double with peeper!" "Why?" "The easier for you to drown in!" "If I die, no one will marry you!" "You kidding?" "Lots a guys are crazy about me!" "I was the prettiest girl in school," "And now I'm the prettiest policewoman." "If I don't marry you, you will be prettiest spinster." "What?" "Stop quarrelling in public!" "It's not my fault." "He thinks he's smart though." "Who would marry him if I didn't?" "You don't realize how charming I am!" "The girls are crazy about me." "You must but of your mind!" "You don't believe me?" "I'll prove it to you." "Okay!" "Try that girl!" "No problem." "Don't underestimate me!" "Hi, miss!" "I'm CID, you're in danger, but I'll help you out." "Come and dance with me." "Hold my hand!" "368, come here!" "Yes, Madam!" "What's the matter, Madam?" "What did Baldy say to you?" "He said he's a CID and wanna dance with me." "I'm thinking of ways to get him." "Nonsense." "So that's how you pick up girls!" "You think it's easy just picking somebody up!" "You try picking someone up." "No problem, let me show you!" "I'll get one far better than you." "It's gonna be difficult!" "Anyone wanna dance with me?" "Oh my God, look at her!" "Let's go!" "Who are you?" "Tell him." "I don't know him." "I'm her husband." "Mind you, I'm not in a good mood!" "We didn't get married, I'm not his wife." "Got it, Baldy?" "She denies it." "You better shut up!" "I don't want to talk to you, Go!" "You wanna fight?" "How many are you?" "None of your business." "Sit down!" "There are all with me." "1, 2, 3, 4... so few!" "That whole table is with me!" "KING KONG" "Don't count on me." "Gentlemen don't fight!" "But it's not fair for me to fight against you guys." "Go get some more help!" "Forget it..." "let's go!" "Aren't you going to dance with me?" "Don't touch her, or else I'll beat you up." "Darling!" "ALBERT!" "Boss, she hit you!" "Darling, let me" "No, let me have some fun too!" "Take care!" "This is a public area." "So behave yourselves, don't..." "Are you alright?" "He kicked me but I didn't fight back!" "What kind of a man are you if you don't fight now?" "Go and beat them up!" "Go ahead, great!" "Go away, I don't hit women" "I just changed my mind!" "How dare you do this to my husband?" "Get up!" "Thanks!" "Darling, it's her again!" "How dare you beat my Albert up?" "ALBERT" "I don't mean to" "I'll handle it!" "OK!" "Let's go and have a bite, okay?" "Sure" "Let's go!" "Today is the big day." "Don't worry." "The Police force will support you." "Where's Juju?" "You'll see her when the deal is done." "What's that?" "I'll tell you when it's over." "What are you chances like?" "50:50!" "That's right." "There'll be 2 possibilities;" "One, we won't be able to come back if we fail;" "Or we don't wanna come back if we make it." "Wrong, you're bound to come back even if you make it." "Put them on!" "There are 2 specially made time bombs." "I'll defuse them when you bring the diamonds back." "Don't worry, I know how to do it!" "Yes..." "I'm the only person on Earth who knows how to." "There are 25 wires, and the bomb will explode" "If any of them is broken." "I'll give you 4 hours, is that enough?" "3 hours is more than enough" "okay, 3 hours then!" "Get it!" "Sir, they just got in" "Follow them!" "Your pal is very concerned about you!" "Look at the motorcycle, it's keeping close." "We don't know him." "Don't you?" "He's CID Ah Wing." "Turn left!" "They've going into sesame street!" "Get lost." "The Ambulance will take over." "Another one, you've got some more help!" "Of course, all the lads are supporting us spiritually" "With me here, you don't have to be afraid!" "Quit messing around!" "Turn right!" "We'll change cars now!" "Sir, he got into the container" "Keep calm and keep a close eye on him!" "The container is stopping by the river!" "Then why don't you go get them?" "Yes, madam!" "Let's go!" "He change cars." "He's flying across the river!" "You fly after him!" "I've got to rescue him, my Baldy!" "I seem to have fainted." "Did you?" "Of course I did not." "Where am I?" "Let's get out first." "Get out." "Don't bother." "Your friends have all gone." "How did you get away from them?" "Shut up." "The deal will be carried out here." "You have 2 1/2 hrs to go." "I'll have the champagne ready." "Don't go!" "Over here." "How did you get here?" "By the staircase." "Follow me!" "You've walked right into it." "Don't try to run away!" "We were just looking for you." "We've got a time bomb on us" "Which will explode in an hour's time." "By that time, all the money will be gone." "Is the money genuine or counterfeit?" "You want us to tell the truth or not?" "The truth of course!" "Then it's counterfeit money!" "BG II!" "Hurry, go and rescue your buddy." "Looks great, what's that?" "It's a magic box" "Don't block my sight." "He failed." "You mean that plane." "I mean your magic box." "Shit, watch this." "What's that?" "A mini, long-distance, cross-country, super speed rocket." "What's that?" "I don't even know myself." "Press the button, here we go..." "You wanna kill yourself." "I nearly lost my life." "You should face danger fearlessly." "You told me to face danger fearlessly." "Sometimes it depends on circumstances." "Keep calm." "Only a heap ofjunk left." "Don't underestimate this." "Great heroes have risen from junk heaps." "Just like you and me." "I didn't" "That's why you're not a hero." "The stars of the show are in a bomb shelter of the box." "Is that a windmill?" "A radar control." "The Hong Kong hunters, here comes Samurai." "Samurai, don't be afraid" "King Kong." "Peter pan." "Horsy." "Froggie it's fun." "Man with the golden gun." "Give him a hand, Fattie." "Wake up, yoho!" "Hold it for me." "Where are you going?" "Beat him while he's down." "Give it to me." "Get on with the attack." "Bomber ant, give him a hand." "Dear friends, I salute you!" "Time's up, if you don't go now." "They'll be saying goodbye forever to us." "There's not time!" "Go..." "It's my turn now!" "Go get that guy to defuse the bomb first..." "No." "Help, I'm here." "Where?" "There!" "Who ask you to drink champagne." "Come down!" "Please defuse the bomb for us." "No, Black Gloves tired me up there!" "I can't move!" "Let's go." "Go where?" "She'll get an explosives expert to do it." "A rocket." "Jump off." "Let me do it, get in." "Hurry up!" "Coming..." "Get on it." "Don't worry." "I am great on bicycles." "Over there...!" "I thought you knew how to ride a bike" "Gosh, he's coming again." "Have we arrived?" "Yes, we have." "Pull up." "Your driver's license." "Sorry sir!" "So it's gone." "Even I have to be bothered." "It's so unfair." "Great, how many more rockets are there?" "One." "That will kill him!" "Look." "Lie down." "They're still alive, what now?" "You go ahead first." "Hurry up... stand back." "It's a fake." "Where's Baldy?" "How doe it look?" "I can't take it apart." "Have a seat!" "Go away, the bomb will explode any minutes." "Go away!" "The explosives expert is coming." "It's too late." "You sit down for a while!" "Go away." "They're bound to know how to dismantle it" "So don't worry." "Me worried?" "I'm a hero, I don't afraid death!" "Right?" "I'll make my come back in time." "What about me?" "You'll be an old lady then." "We're just not made for each other." "Go away...!" "We'll meet again another life." "Wait for me!" "I won't go away!" "After all, I'm yours now." "Forever and ever." "I don't care whether it's an atomic bomb that son you" "Whatever happens, we won't be separated!" "I wanna say something which in ever thought" "Was possible for me to say." "I'll say it now" "Come on then" "Honey, I love you!" "Albert!" "Don't cry!" "It's a sign of a weak person" "It won't help anyway" "I don't want to die so soon" "Honey, I've been very loyal to you." "I didn't fool around." "I've only thought about it." "It's alright, if future, don't even think about it." "Madam the explosive expert is here." "Bring him in." "YES, MADAM!" "Where's Baldy?" "He's inside the sand bags." "Is the bomb defused?" "The explosives expertjust arrived." "Don't be afraid, I'm the explosive expert." "I don't care what ever it's a time bomb, a sex bomb," "An atomic bomb, hydrogen bomb or a stink bomb;" "I know how to take them apart." "You can't go in" "Don't do that!" "He's a mad but case!" "He's a nutcase!" "Where's the bomb?" "I did it." "I've dismantled the bomb." "Watch out" "Are you ok?" "Sure." "I'm F.B.I.," "Interpol, Gestapo and the avengers" "Comrade, we kill the baddies." "We've got so many things to do, are you ready?" "All set!" "Let's go!" "Bip boop..." "Bip boop..."