"THE RUSSIAN CINEMA FUND" "BAZELEVS and LUNAPARK with the support of THE RUSSIAN CINEMA FUND present" "What do you think, does it look like her?" "It does." "But don't tell Natasha" "Duke, bro, you coming in?" "Mom must have cooked loads" "Can't have greasy food, I've got pancreatitis." "Been on a diet since my release" "Thanks for everything, Duke." "Keep in touch" "Bliss!" "Home sweet home" " Are you filming?" " Yeah" "Zoom in" " Zoomed in?" " Yep" "Very smart" "Oh, Roman has arrived" "Dad, old man, wait a sec, lwanna give you a hug" "15 days' imprisonment is too short." "Doesn't serve the purpose" "Wake up!" "Your bro is back!" "You're no bro to me, you petty felon" "And you're like a father to us" "The water's great" "Get up, you two" "You hear me, you bums?" "Will you stop hanging in my way?" "Boris, can you show me a hip throw?" "Not to a half-wit like you" "You'd better help your mother before you're thrown behind bars again" "I see we're in for a night covered in fish scales again" "Fish scales are nothing compared to a big mistake" " What are you mumbling?" " You're my biggest mistake, Lyuba" "The Alla Pugacheva poster was too shabby" "This is much better" "I'm so sick of all of you, I swear" "Roman, I had to sleep outside because of you" "Were you moving furniture all night or something?" "Like Snow White and the 7 dwarves, I swear" "What were you moving?" "Don't worry, Boris." "Tonight, we'll move everything back" "My frisky dwarf" "They should take bromide to reduce libido" "Something's wrong with you, Roman." "I wasn't like that at your age" "I was." "He takes after me" "Once a fool, always a fool" "Lyuba, please chop vegetables into smaller pieces next time" "This isn't cattle feed, you know" "Ask your wife to chop them next time" "Tanya will chop them alright, along with her fingers" "Evgeny, what are you doing there?" "Let me see" "This is not a lure, it's just a damned spoon" "It's shit, no of fence" "Boris, are you the appointed boss here?" "Well, you're not, you can't even get the Wi-Fi to work here" "Hey, no one's forcing you to stay here" "We've managed without Wi-Fi just fine" "Watch your mouth" "You know we're having temporary difficulties" "There's no such thing as "temporary" difficulties" "If you're screwed, it's for life" "I was stupid for letting them stay." "Too bad God didn't give me wisdom" " And the neighbors can't lend you any" " You people are stupid" "I told you so many times: sell it all and build a hotel" "Look, people next door have a palace already" "If you read the newspapers, the palace would've been ours" "Calm down." "Your torment is over." "I'm leaving today" "Things seem to be shaping up well for me, so don't worry, Lyuba" "I'll reward you for the inconvenience" "Just let it be over" "Boris, we're all relatives here:" "Natasha is Roman's wife" "Tanya is her mom, and you're only a stepfather" "Why are you bossing us around?" "You're no relative." "You're an outsider" "You're an outsider too, Dima." "You were found by fishermen" "I like it here." "Feels like a resort." "Right, Roman?" "More like an asylum" "Stop it, Alex!" "Well done, Roman!" "It's tiny" "You can film insects with it, yeah?" "Like on Discovery?" "No, you need a macro lens for that" "This one is just for regular filming" "But it can be attached to anything" "Let's film sex scenes" "Boris!" "Boris, what's in the bag?" "A parachute?" " Dad, bring us something yummy" " Ask your mom-in-law for a carrot" "Dad, wait" "Can you help Roman get a job of some son?" "Sure." "In a Dolphinarium." "Dolphins are aquatic intellectuals" "He'll communicate with them, and clean their shit" "Roman, remember to take bromide daily!" "Lyuba, pancakes are never served with mayonnaise" "Evgeny, forget the lures and get a job" "Alex, don't forget to write when you're back in prison!" "And you, Tarantino, buy yourself a tripod" "Well, goodbye all!" "Don't run after the car like abandoned dogs, I might start weeping" "I just don't get it:" "why can't I go with you?" "I can't cross the Rio Grande with you on my shoulders" " Will you tell me where you're going?" " I will, later" "That's them" "Get down, you idiot!" "Murder!" "Help!" "KISS THEM ALL 2" "Boris, you shouldn't have diedaBi" "Such a strange death" "Boris, how will I live now?" "We said goodbye this morning." "Can't believe it" "Neither can I" "Been listening to you for an hour." "What a load of crap" "Natasha is the only one acting natural." "Film her" "Look at her eyes - she's in shock." "Don't just stand around, act!" "Excuse us, are you alright?" " Hanging in there" " I'm in shock" " So unexpected" " He died instantly" "Woe is me!" "Istill can't believe it" "Our condolences" " Dad, who were they?" " Checking on me." "We need to go home" "Remove the flowers, they tickle." "Otherwise, well done" "But stop bulging your eyes" "Natasha!" "Let's maybe get a couple of pugs?" "Let's first have children, Roman" "OK, let's" "We'll start as soon as we've buried your dad" "Roman, you're so insensitive" "Hey Spielberg, put away the camera" "Keep calm, Boris." "You know I can sell you wholesale" "You look so handsome" " Alex, is that you?" " Yeah" " Who's that with you?" " Duke" "Gene Duke, he can be trusted" "Two months in punitive confinement, and not a bean spilled" "The ropes are too loose, he'll slip off the roof" "That happened once" "By the time they arrived at the cemetery, there was no body to bury" "The coffin had slid off on the way" "A week later, they found only the lid" "Tie it criss-cross" "Alex, do it criss-cross" ""Captain, why did you abandon your horse?" "Couldn't shoot your trusty steedBBI"" "Duke, how about some music?" " Does it have to be prison songs?" " Here, watch the videoclip" "You're so funny, you should DJ for Humor FM" "Oh Boris" "What's the use lying there?" "Come on, get up" " What drama" " He thinks he's the victim" "I'm not washing or cooking for you." "Got it?" " Let's maybe talk to the police?" " No." "Can't trust anyone" " We need to get bloggers involved" " I think that's a good idea" "We'll raise awareness, and those bandits will get caught" "No one can help us" "I'm being hunted, for real" "Here's what we'll do:" "Buy a mannequin, and two coffins" "And swap them before cremation" "I'll have a funeral" " Burning is a cool idea" " Good thinking, Boris!" "Roman, why are you silent?" "Tell them" "What can I say?" "I'm worried we might burn Boris." "By mistake" "We're grieving" " Oh God..." " Boris, you shouldn't have died" "Shit..." " I still can't believe it" " Neither can I. Hey there" "What a tragedy" "One terrible thing after another" "My house has burned down" "Take courage, Anatoly." "We'll survive" "Don't cry, Anatoly." "You can stay with us" "There's a curse on us all" "Natasha, NatashaBBI" " You're an orphan now" " It's fine" "Poor orphan..." "Be back in a minute" ""Dance while you're young, boy." "Dance while you're young"" "That's Victor" "So that's how it is now..." "I've brought all sons of things." "For the wake" "Let's bring him inside" "He'll go bad here." "Grab the coffin!" "Come on, feet first" " Mom, who's that?" " Victor Karavai, a family friend" "Which family?" "Be strong, Tanya" "You must be strong" "Natasha has grown and become so beautiful" "Let's go sit at the table." "We need to talk" " Wait a moment." "Who are you?" " Oh, you've learned to talk!" "I see you lack discipline." "Come on, to the table" " Roman..." " Quick!" " I bought all I could get" " I'll warm up some soup" "Thank you, Victor" "Anatoly, are you off to drown yourself?" "No, why?" "It's too shallow there, anyway." "Come join us" " Hey, what's with the filming?" " It's for the family archive" "Give the material to me once you're done." "Got it?" "Who's the big shot ordering us around?" " Are you asleep?" " That's Victor Karavai, an army buddy" "Should we tell him?" " Let's tell him you're alive" " Don't even think about it!" "Natasha, can I have a minute with your father?" "Fine, but make it short" " He's been there a long time" " A fellow soldier bidding his farewell" "We're sitting here like clowns." "He'll figure it out" "If he does, I'll put him down" " Should we maybe tell him?" " No, Dad said to keep quiet" ""Where are you now, brothers in armsaBi"" " Help yourself, I don't eat after sixB'F;{" " Nothing for me, thanksaBi" "Have a cucumber..." "He's looking for something" "I remember everything, Boris" "That girl..." "We had a great time in Manchuria." "It was beautiful" " Boris rescued me from the Chinese then" " Yes..." "We fled along a railroad track, singing songs" " Pass me some herring" " The two of usb'F{ Here you are" "Remember how you and I ate 3 kilos of herring once?" "In Manchuria, when Vasiukov died I suggested..." "I suggested we eat him" "But Boris, being a good fellow, said:" ""We can't eat him, he's a human"" " Did you kill any Chinese?" " I did" "Alex, stop it" " And how did it feel?" " Stop bugging him!" "Words can't explain it, you have to experience it" " Point taken" " Eat, eat" " You're a fisherman?" " No, a businessman" "I'll just die, for good" "I've got handmade lures here." "These are copper" " Must be good for halibut, huh?" " Yes, in spring" "This one's for sea bass" " I'll pass it" " I'm just getting started" "And in season we'll see a different picture" "This is an an." "True an" "Very fine work." "I'm impressed" " Natasha grew to be so beautiful" " Yes" "A girl to kidnap by helicopter" "We're married" "Fine" "Let's drink to my friend" "Your late husband" "And your late father" " No clinking glasses for the dead" " It's just a habit" " We're all still in shock" " He was alive just this morning" " I've got a lump in my throat" " I still can't believe it" "Neither can I" "But he's alive" "That was a bad joke" "Poor orphans, all of you" "My heart is breaking" "Let's drink." "No clinking glasses" " It's OK, I'll just grab the guitar" " What's going on there?" " Just eating, singing." "What's wrong?" " I need to use the toilet" " You can't." "They're still there" " Get out of here" "And tell Natasha to come here" "Natasha, Daddy's calling you" "What does he want again?" " I don't know" " Mom, Daddy's dead" "Snap out of it, you're in shock" "There, there." "Sit down" ""Once I became a student, worries came." "Dance while you're young, boyaBi"" " Alex, Ksenia is here to see you" " So what?" " Come on, Alex, go talk to her" " I'm busy" " Tell her to call tomorrow" " Go see her, what's the big deal?" " What's the problem?" " She left him, and now regrets it" "What's wrong, Dad?" "You and Roman turned everything upside down here lchanged my mind:" "let's bury me" "I can't be cremated." "He'll figure it out" "Who are you talking about?" "Where's the deodorant?" "Dead men don't sweat" " Here" " Quiet" ""BBILife is good, brothers, when our chieftain is with usb'F{"" " Where's the scuba set?" " Over there" "Right" "Works great." "So, bury me with the scuba gear" "Everyone should see me buried, then you'll dig me out" "Are you kidding?" " Dad, I can't bury you." "You hear me?" " If not, I'll get killed" "Then you'll all be marching to a different drum" " Shall I bring you some water?" " Don't" "Go and look after your mother" "Help!" "Alex is going to drown Ksenia!" "She'll be fine." "Shit doesn't sink" " Let her go!" " Alex, don't be stupid!" "Alex, what are you doing?" "You'll go to prison, you moron!" "I see you're good at beating women" "Want to try me?" " Bring it on!" "I'll drown you too!" " Victor, don't!" "Come here!" "Come on!" "No rush, don't lose your head" " Teaching a fool is hopeless" " Roman, you and I are next" "I'll arrange everything." "I can see you're not exactly rich, are you?" "We are din-poor right now..." "We should go to the cemetery tomorrow to choose a spot" "Right, we'll do it together" "Boris would, of course, prefer Manchurian mountains" "He liked wide open spaces" "Has any of you seen a red bag, by any chance?" "He was supposed to give it to me." "A red bag, anyone seen it?" "No, he left nothing behind" "Onlyjunk that gets in the way all the time" "Not enough?" "I got some more!" "Why not burn your house as well?" "I have no house anymore!" "Good riddance -the timing belt was in shreds anyway" "What an idiot, he destroyed the last thing he had" "I just saw Boris in a dream." "It was so realistic" "Just standing, pissing in the sink" "The jet was very strong" "You didn't burn a red bag with the car, did you?" "No" "Just two cars" "This is a great place for him" "Snug as a bug in a rug" " Beautiful!" " This reminds me of our wedding" "In what sense?" "We had two weddings:" "One like Boris wanted, and one like we did" "We'll have two funerals:" "One like you want, then we'll cremate him" "I see you didn't get along with Boris, did you?" "I can help" "Natasha and I will drive back, and you can run after us" "I'll tie you to the bumper with a rope so we don't lose you" "Yourjokes are just like Dad's" "We'll make the grave down there" "Put a memorial here, to say our goodbyes" "Set up a tent over there, to have a proper wake" "Guards of honor, of course, right and proper" "We'd prefer a quiet family gathering" "Oh Natasha" "You have no idea." "Boris and I were like brothers" "We can't just bury and forget him like that" "We should say our goodbyes in a decent way" "Don't worry, I'll take care of everything" "We'll put a mound over the grave" "Like with Tamerlane, you know?" "Everyone will put a stone, and a mound will help us remember him" "Let me in!" "Hands off me!" " Alex, should we call Duke?" " Have you not drowned yet?" " What happened?" " They took our house" "Showed us some documents and threw us out" "What a mess!" "I'll son it out." "C'mon guys, open the door." "Now!" "Who's in charge here?" "Natasha, you all wait here, don't go anywhere" "I'll son it out" " What happened, Dad?" " Take me away, quickly" "It's the hitmen, they've come for us." "Take me away before they kill us all!" " I'll go handle it" " Atta boy!" "Go get them!" "Leave Roman here." "Take me away." "Don't forget the lid!" " Roman, help with the coffin" " I'll just talk to them" " I said, help with the coffin!" " We need to wait for Victor" "No, you can't trust him." "He'll know I'm alive" "Can't trust anyone!" "Only the family, only relatives" "Take me away, you idiots!" "Hurry, hurry!" "Lyuba!" "Lyuba!" "All clear, no one on our tail" "What are you doing?" "Don't stop, carry on!" " If they catch us, they'll shoot us all" " And that'll serve us right" "I'd carry you myself, but I can't." "If they see me, they'll kill me again" "We are one team, like in that hockey movie" "If Russians can still make a good movie, there's hope!" "We gotta get going!" "Arms at the ready!" "That movie owes it to the director" " Auntie Lyuba" " Mom!" " Auntie Lyuba!" " Mom, enough!" "It's all your fault, you gave them the papers for the house!" " You told me to" " Idiot!" "Where are we going to live now?" "Calm down, Mom" "You're the idiot here" " You ruined my youth!" " A bit quieter, please" "He sold the house, and you're to blame it wasn't me." "Blame the real estate dealers, the crooks" "There's no time for fighting now." "Lyuba, Evgeny, Alex!" "Bury me, and once I'm out, I'll get your house back!" "We'll have to call Duke" " I know what we'll do" " Let's hear it" "We leave him here for now, and son things out with the house" "We need to find out who those people are" "I'll talk to the authorities and the bloggers, and we'll have our house back" "You idiot, they'll kill your mom and cripple your dad" "Natasha, you know me, I've always settled things" "I know." "Roman, how can we leave him here alone?" "Please, Roman, calm down and help carry the coffin" "Listen, Natasha, if you don't come with me, I'll divorce you" " What did you say?" " You heard me" "It's either him or me" " Let him deal with his problems" " These are our problems" " Oh yeah?" " Yes." "Our shared problems" "I'm not leaving him" " Good luck to you" " Well done, Roman" " Roman, where are you going?" " Roman!" " Well, what do we do now?" " We have relatives in Tuapse" "They'll help." "We'll bury me there, it's safer that way" "What are you all waiting for?" "Get moving!" "Lyuba, drop that lid" "Come on, my precious ones!" "Time is running out" "Life was better during Communism." "Now everything is out of whack" "In 1988, we sold caviar to tourists and were rich" "We could afford to stay at Yalta's best hotel" "I was born in 1988" "I don't remember a damn thing" "Let's have a break, put me down" "Why are you torturing me?" "I won't make it to my funeral if you shake me like that" "Pretend you're spies, and walk like ones:" "shift body weight from heel to toe." "Natasha, show them how" "See?" "That's how to do it, softly and smoothly" "Any questions?" "No questions." "What's the hold up then?" "That's much better" "Good job, my precious ones, we're nearly there" "Just look at the beauty of the Russian land!" ""Divers search for treasure, but I'm not interestedBBI"" "...I just want ships to sail safely"" "That's it, I'm off for a swim" "Are you crazy?" "The bus station is a step away" "Easy, Dad, let them cool down, and we'll continue" "Hey, you put the coffin straight on my towel!" "Sorry about that" "Stop yelling, or I'll put you in his place" " Get lost, you bitch!" " Stop it" " Get out of here!" " Leave me alone" " Boris, Boris!" " Get lost, I said!" "Boris!" "They drive the guy to his death, then cry over it" "Let's go already, please!" "Bang-bang!" "You are a dead man" " Please give us a ride to Tuapse" " I'm not taking a coffin on board" " Burn in hell!" " We're all there already" "We should've cremated him." "An urn is easier to carry around" " We'd take your car, but you cremated it" " Can we maybe pay extra?" " Are you deaf?" "No room!" " No one wants to take us" " What can we do?" " I can punch someone" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Bastards!" "Give back the coffin!" "Dad!" "Stop!" "Like in a movie..." "Mount the horses!" "Follow them!" "Buddy..." "Can you drive faster?" " Ram into the bus!" " Maybe they'll take him to Tuapse?" ""Chase, chase, chase - it's in our hot blood!"" "May you all burn in hell!" "Dad, what happened?" "Are you alright?" "I'm fine" "Strange wedding" "I'm not carrying him any further" "I'm ready to go!" "Natasha, give me a napkin!" "From here, you walk!" "Dad, we can't carry you any further" "You're too heavy" "Natasha!" "Natasha!" "I'm here, my clears!" "I thought I lost you" "Combed the whole coast." "Finally, bingo!" "Gimme your paw" "Guys, grab the coffin, quick" " Have we met before?" " Don't think so" "I flew in from Nalchik this morning." "Was there all last year" "I settled everything, got out, and you're nowhere in sight" "I thought I lost you for good" "What are you doing here?" "Swimming?" "Hey Victor, that's a cool ride" "Victor, where do we put him?" "The car will stink" " Put him in the wine cellar!" " The bottom one?" "Yes, the bottom one" "Throw up on the grass" "Bring him over here" "Natasha, this is Altai, a Russian champion" "Good boy, Altai" "Smoking's bad for you." "And don't touch the cigars in the red box" " It was only a half of a cigar!" " Who is that?" "An orphan I rescued during a business trip." "I'm helping her out" "Follow me" "Hello" "Empire style" "What's up, Natasha?" " We had our wedding on a nearby beach" " Really?" "Why didn't you invite me?" " I didn't know you, and that you had this place" " I bought it after the Sochi Olympics." "Settling in" "You're welcome to have your next wedding here" "Natasha, we're still here" " Want some home-made wine?" "It's organic" " No, thanks." "Can I be with my dad for a sec?" "Of course." "Guys, let's leave" "Once we have electricity here it'll be cozier" "Hey, call for the electrician!" " He's gone" " We're leaving at 11pm" "Tell the family to be ready" "It's 30 kilometers to Tuapse along the coast." "We'll be there by dawn" " I don't think they will go with us" " I'll break their legs if they don't" "Let's tell Victor about you, Dad" "Why not?" "He's trying so hard to help us, and all for you" "Natasha, no one should know" "Or they'll bury me for real, and you'll be an orphan" "Do you know what loneliness feels like?" " Dad, Roman left me" " Good." "That's a weight off our shoulders" "He betrayed us, and betrayal can't be forgiven" "Natasha!" "Sweetie, promise you'll dig me out" "Of course I will, Dad." "I will dig you out" "I'll go and tell them to go to bed early" "What the...?" "It's me" "Where's the scuba gear?" " Where do I get it?" " Come here!" "I won't dig you out if you're rude to me" "Bastard" "Oh man!" "Victor, this is paradise" "I completely forgot." "When I was in your house" "I saved your family archive." "Let's watch it now" "What a great idea!" "And the grandmothers are crying" "You were thin as a matchstick" "As a broomstick" "Such vivid emotions!" " What was that?" " You're a great girl" "I've only now realized:" "nothing's more important than family" "Keeping family together is the most important thing" "Anyone wants to order a song?" "Can you sing Gradsky's "In the Fields, the Snow and Rain"?" "Yuri Antonov's song about the sea!" "Petliura's "Letter to a Mother"" "Irina Allegrova's "Hijacker"" "Remember the lntourist Hotel?" "Oh, I do" ""Every one of us has a special place in this world" "Where we come to be alone" "Where memory, as lines in a letteraBi" "Let's go for a walk ...heals our suffering hearts"" ""She'll mourn me for a while, then marry another" "She'll marry my best friend and forget about me..."" "At least we got him a decent coffin" " Sorry, Victor, I'll go" " Hold on." "Come here" "Victor..." "Come closer." "Why is he covered in breadcrumbs?" "Birds, probably..." "I missed you so much, Tanya" "Victor, stop it!" "Victor, please stop." "VictorBBI" "Boris!" "Boris!" "What's wrong?" "Sore throat" "I'll heal you" "You and your tormented soul" "Boris, Boris..." "Victor..." "I'll kill him" "Dad!" "Daddy!" "Natasha!" "Wanna come with me?" "If you do, I'll kill you" "What are you doing here?" "This is our territory." "You have to pay fees" "I had an affair with Julia when I was young" "What are you talking about?" "She never looked your way" "And still I had an affair with her" "Next thing you'll say you had an affair with Tamara" "With Tamara too" "Why would I lie?" "Well, go to her then." "Go!" "Go to Julia, and to Tamara too!" "I will" "Later" "He?" "'" "Why did you swim here?" "To get on my nerves?" "Forgive me, Natasha." "And don't think badly of your mom" "It wasn't adultery." "I'm your father, Natasha" "I'm your real father" "Well?" "Hello, dear daughter" "So I'm Natasha Karavai, as it turns out?" "I'm Natasha Karavai" "That explains why I'm so messed up" "Because I happen to be Natasha Karavai" "I'm Natasha KaravaiB'F{" "I'm Natasha..." "Karavai" "My mom said you were dead" "Looking good for a corpse ltjust happened, Natasha." "I take the blame" " How interesting" " I know it's my fault" "I couldn't be with you and your mom back then lcouldn't have crossed the Rio Grande otherwise" "Of course not, I totally understand" "I get it." "You made a child at 17 and kissed her goodbye" "That's no way to talk to your father" "I have a real dad" "And, by the way, he's alive." "How about that?" "You're delirious" " I'm your dad, Natasha" " No" "We have a lot to catch up on" " There's so much to talk about" " Roman left me" "What an idiot." "I'll teach him some manners" "He'll be a different man" "We must learn to forgive people" "So you think it's so simple - forgive everyone, and be over it" "You don't have to forgive me." "Don't forgive" "Just forget" "Wait here a sec" "Tanya, it's fine, I told her" "That's so wonderful!" "Let's all have a swim!" "Sure." "You have a swim, and I'll drown myself" "Natasha!" "Boris, where were you all night?" "I'm Natasha Karavai." "Where's Dad?" " Anatoly, where's Dad?" " Look, the bald guy broke the glass" "Natasha, a makeup artist has arrived to put makeup on your dad's face" "It's fine, thanks." "I've already done it" "Fine." "We need to take him to the mountain now" "Be careful." "Treat him as if he were alive" "Hi, Natasha" "Natasha, the bloggers have all the info" "He took the documents, forged the signatures and sold the house" "You useless lowlives!" "How could this happen to us, dear daughter?" "You should've listened to me" " What do we do now?" " Roman, go away." "We've got things to do" " Natasha, it's his fault" " Are you any better than him?" "You left us as well." "Go sing songs, have fun" " Mom, tell her I'm trying to help us all" " You take after your stupid father" "Dad!" "I've been ashamed of you most of my life" "Natasha!" "Go away, Roman, please" "Go find another" "Another family" "Don't cry." "Please forgive me" "Forgive me, Mom Lyuba" "It's not your fault." "It's that bastard's fault!" "I'm not going to this fake funeral!" "We all have to go" "They'll bury Anatoly." "He fell asleep in the coffin" "Calm down, Lyuba!" ""The spring will come, but not for me" "The Don will flood the plains without me" "And a sweet girl's heart will start beating faster" "With admiration and delight, but not for me" "And a sweet girl's heart will start beating faster" "With admiration and delight, but not for me" "The trees will bloom, but not for me" "The streams will fill with diamond water" "A nightingale will greet the spring" "With joyful songs, but not for me" "A nightingale will greet the spring" "With joyful songs, but not for me" "Not for meb'F;{" " We should tell Victor about Anatoly" " They won't bury him" "They'll open the coffin for a final farewell and see that it's not Boris" "We'll just make fools of ourselves, that's it" "Natasha, I'm your father" "Distract them while I get in the coffin" "Let's bury him already" " We need to swap them" " But how?" " I'll bury him with my own hands" " Tanya, give me a signal, I'll do it" "Well, let's open the lid" "Listen everyone, I want to tell you all a story about Boris!" "Boris loved lures" "He was a true connoisseur!" ""You're as cold as an iceberg in the ocean" "All your sorrows are hidden under the black water" "Let me get a hold of that gun!" "I just want to hold it!" " Get out, quickly!" " Get away from me" "Put in the scuba gear!" "Careful" "Don't hurt him too much" "Give me the red bag" "That's it, close it" "Well, can we start now?" "Of course we can, Victor" "Well, Boris..." "I loved you, you silly fool" "I didn't want it to happen" "I just wanted to scare you, but my boys overdid it a little" "I'll make it up to you when we meet again in the afterlife" "I've got something here to cheer you up" "Resting in peace?" "Keep resting" "Why didn't you stop him?" "Why didn't you punch him?" "Forgive me lwouldn't have done it if it hadn't been for you." "Talk to me" "Get up!" "Don't be silent, speak!" "See you on the Rio Grande, Boris!" "I made you special funeral lures." "Even though you're a jerk" "But don't count on me." "I'm not digging you out" "I've got principles" "We were like peas and carrots." "Where he goes, I go too!" "It should've been me lying there instead of him!" "I'm not digging you out" "Thank you for everything, Boris." "For your kindness" "For your generosity" "For your support" "Woe is me" "I hope very much that you've got some scruples left" "Return everything you stole from Roman's parents" "I don't think I ever want to see you again" "Don't be scared of my real father, he's a good man" "I brought you a sandwich" "Dear friends and relatives in honor of Boris, I ask you all to take pan in a ritual" "Each of you, take a stone and put it on the grave" "Please do it for Boris" "And the stones will make up a memorial mound" "Let's proceed to the grave" " Hello?" "Who's this?" " It's me." "Give the phone to Natasha" "Boris, the mound is beautiful." "I'll take a photo and send it to you" "I don't need any photos." "Get me Natasha" "Can't hear you." "You sound like you have a mouthful of earth" "Hello?" " Gasoline?" " Gasoline" "That can be dangerous" ""Do you know how desperately a cherry tree wants to live in winter..."" "Boris has 2 hours' of air left." "We'll dig him out when it gets dark, OK?" "Count me out" "I hope he learns his lesson ...Close friends of Boris, Vadim and Ilya, performed this touching song for usb'F{" "Ksenia, have some rye beer" "You'll be so drunk you won't know what hit you" "I know Alex will, both of us ...A husband and a friend, a brother-in-law and a father-in-law" "Boris was all of that" "I'll deal with that" "All in all, he was a kindred spirit" "He was a real man partially thanks to the best school for men - the Airborne Forces" "Our next song is about that chapter of his life" ""Seems like only yesterday we were in high school" "And we checked our watches by the school bell" "And look at us now, we're serving in the windswept airborne forces..."" "That's how it goes, Natasha:" "Good men die, and bad men live" "And I live, Natasha" "Thank you, sweet darlings" "Thank you!" "Everything will be different now" "Because the truth is..." "Boris is alive" "He is alive as long as we remember him" "So, we'll remember him for as long as we can" "And today we have here an old friend of Boris" "Sergey Svetlakov" "Hello, Sergey" "Hello everyone!" "Hey, come on!" "It was more cheerful last time" "I've come here today to congratulate both personally and on behalf of the Urals, a very good man on his birthday!" "A day like this only comes once a year." "We should celebrate it properly" "Boris, where are you?" "I can't see you" " Wave at me" " Sergey..." " Cheers" " We buried him over there" "We put a monument there, said goodbye to him" "He loved Manchurian mountains, so we chose this place" "That's the worst possible set-up!" "It's absolutely outrageous!" "I've never had anything like that happen in my career." "That's messed up!" "Such indifference!" "lwished happy birthday to a dead man" "He really was a good man" "You're right" "It was a bit inappropriate" "But that was a good speech" "From the bottom of your heart." "Those were great words!" "Here." "Come on, take it" "To Boris" "No clinking glasses" "Let's go" " Where's my car?" " Let's go, it'll be fine" " I need to leave soon" " Let's go" "No reimbursement" "We remember you!" "Boris, in heaven, lwish you to have women, food and freedom!" "We remember you!" " Talk to him" " Is he OK?" " Sure, safe and sound" " Let him stay there then" "She doesn't want to speak." "Want me to save some pudding for you?" "Well, Duke, are we going to share Ksenia?" "No sharing." "She's all mine, like Crimea" " Did you serve time in St. Petersburg?" " And there, too" "My mom thought I got killed while I was on a business trip" "Wait, is that a manicure?" " It's us or nobody!" " It's us or nobody!" "Did you serve in the army?" "Wait, is your ear pierced?" "That's where I had it pierced" "Where is "there"?" " To the veterans!" " To the Airborne Forces!" "Evgeny, it's me." "Let me talk to Natasha" " Is he fine?" " He's still got enough oxygen" "Tell him I'll call him back later" "Boris, she'll call you back later" "Evgeny, will you help me dig him out?" "Natasha, everyone has a destiny of their own" "I won't interfere with his" "To the women in the service!" "True love is when you are... ready to wash bed pans after your beloved" "Yes, bed pans" "And this is the kind of love Evgeny and Lyuba have" "Let's drink to their union" "To their family" "I won't drink" "I envy you, honestly" "Because I've never seen such an amazing relationship" "It's serious, it's old school" "It would be a crime not to drink to this love" "Lyuba, I've always loved you" "Lyuba!" "What a great name:" "it means "love" in Russian" "We wish you two eternal love" ""People have different songs" "But I only have one for eternity" "My shining star" "You're so far away from me" "We realized it too late" "That being together makes both happy" "Whether they're two stars in the sky" "Or two people on the planet" "Why aren't you eating?" " I'm not hungry, thanks" " Have some fruit" "Tell me, how can I help you?" "I don't know" "Want me to get Roman back for you?" " No, thanks, I'll manage on my own - "On my own"" "I can get him a good job" "Or let's arrange another wedding for you two." "In Cuba this time" "We'll put up a glowing arch, at sunset over the ocean" "I saw some pictures, looks very cool" "Your wish is my command." "Come on, Natasha!" "I'll do anything for you" "We're all sorry for Boris." "It's too bad" "But life goes on" "We're family now" " I've got something to tell you" " What's that?" " It's very important" " Go on" " Victor..." " What?" " Well..." " What?" " Wait a sec" " Can we talk now?" "In a moment." "You'll see why." "Come on, let's go" "You'll like it." "Come on" "Natasha, come here" "Let him stay there 5 more minutes, then we'll get him out" "I wish I was there with you, Boris." "We'd be singing songs together now" "You know, trouble never comes alone" "Some fraudulent real estate agents took these righteous people's house away from them" "leaving them homeless" "But there are good people in the world" "Here's a document which says 7, Fishermen's Camp St., Gelendzhik, Krasnodar region" "belongs to Lyuba Kovaleva" "I got you back your home" "Thank you!" "Here's a true father" "Should have taken wormwood regularly" ""The person you are trying to call is currently unavailable"" "Play that song, "Loneliness"" " Hello?" " "Please call back later"" "This is my final toast: to world peace and to the Airborne Forces!" "To the Airborne Forces!" "Hey all" "Come here, don't just stand there" "Come closer" "I want to tell you all that the girl standing here next to me is my future wife" "Forgive me, Boris." "I'll take care of your family" "Rest in peace" "Karavai, Karavai, choose whoever you want!" "I choose Natasha." "I have a daughter now!" "My dear family!" " VictorB'F;{" " Natasha, call me Dad" "Dad BB}" " Promise you won't get upset?" " I promise" " You won't get angry?" " No" "You see, Boris is lying there..." "We need to dig him out." "He's running out of oxygen." "He's still alive" "I know that he's alive" "Somebody told you?" "He's over there" "Oh, Boris!" "How did you manage to get out, Boris?" "Full of joy, are you, Victor?" "You thought I was dead?" "Think again" "That's funny" "Here's your money, take it" "Count it, just in case" "Your funeral cost me more than that" "Why did you get out, Boris?" "Got bored?" "I don't get it - why do you all like him so much?" "Money is the only thing he's after." "It was his people who shot at Tanya and me" "You're getting old, Boris" "They just wanted to scare you a bit" "But you got so scared that you decided to play dead" "Yes, that's my money" "He took it from me and didn't tell you" "I planned to have you move in with me in a month." "I even booked tickets" "That's bullshit, Boris" "It's none of your business." "It's between me and my family" "They're not your family." "They're all strangers to you" "Guys, are you insane?" "He took your house away from you" "No, I took the house away from you and gave it back to them" "He borrowed money from me "to build a hotel", and decided to run off" "I assume he didn't share any money with you, right?" "You swindled me, but that's not the worst part" "Why did you swindle them?" "Why did you swindle Natasha, you bastard?" "What can you say to your family now, Boris?" "You got caught stealing, like an idiot" " He needs a beating" " It's about time" "Here's what you should do, Boris:" "ask for forgiveness from the whole family" "Tell us how you feel" "Do you feel guilty?" "Guys, forgive me" "That's no good" "That's not enough." "It needs to come from the heart" "Boris, you should ask each one personally to forgive you" "Get on your knees" "And ask each one of them to forgive you" "Show them who you really are - and maybe they'll forgive you" "There's no reason for all this" "If you forgive him, that'll be enough." "You have a kind heart" "I'm kind, yes." "But you know... if you don't hit a dog who bit you, it'll bite you again" "Alex, please forgive me" "I neglected you" "Ksenia, please forgive me" "I didn't protect you from Alex" "Evgeny, please forgive me" "I never appreciated your work" "Lyuba, please forgive me for lying to you" "TanyaBBI" "Tanya, dearBBI" "Please forgive me for being a bad husband" "Natasha..." "Forgive me, I never became a true father to you" "I'll die without you all, please forgive me!" " Stop it and get up!" " I meant wellB'F;{" " I was trying to help you all" " Get up" " Forgive me" " Get up" " I'm so sorry, please forgive me" " I forgive you, and I'll never leave you" "Dad, get up, please" " I would've put everything straight, dear" " Please, Daddy, stop" "Hold it for a sec" "Anatoly, what are you doing?" " Shit, I'm on fire!" " What have you done, you idiot!" "Anatoly, you'll burn alive!" "I'm on fire, I'm burning!" "Boris, you forgot about me" "You haven't asked me." "Get down on your knees" "Get a mouthful of snot and ask for forgiveness" "Say "Victor, forgive me my sins"." "Come on, apologise!" "Apologise?" "For the fact that you lived in Cuba for 20 years?" "Or for the fact that you left Tanya and Natasha in poverty?" "Remind me if I forgot something!" " Don't shoot him." "Shoot me" " Victor, don't shoot anyone!" " Want to see some blood?" " Victor, shoot me instead!" "What are you waiting for, you coward?" "Shoot!" "Bastard, it's my leg again!" "Hey there Roman." "Perfect timing!" "Don't shake me too much, or I'll bleed to death" "Walk like spies!" "Shift body weight from heel to toe, softly and smoothly!" ""The blue sky is like the deep blue sea..."" "Natasha!" "Natasha!" "Natasha!" "The bastards toppled the toilet" " Dmitry, some help would be nice" " I can't, I'm filming" "Scrub the edges first, then the center" "Mom, look what I found!" "Hooray!" "They turned the house upside down looking for that bag" "Hey, see that tin can over there?" "Give it here" "Give it to me" "Hey, sister, how do you like my new body?" "Pfima Gonna" "Enough horsing around!" "Can you hurry up a bit?" "You all had dinner at my funeral, but I ate nothing for 2 days" "Come on, speed up!" "Lyuba, go have a look if there's any food in the fridge" "Go look yourself" "Alex, bro, hand me that tin can" "Alex..." "What's wrong?" " Let's just drown him to stop it all" " Just be careful with his leg" "What are you doing?" "Natasha, they want to drown your father!" "And one!" "And two!" "And three!" "How's the water, Dad?" "Let's all go for a swim by the black rocks" " Let's go!" " Great idea!" " I don't have a swimming suit" " Don't worry about it" "What?" " Roman, you'll never leave me, right?" " What am I, stupid?" "We're coming with you!" "Dmitry, come too" "Boris, clean up here in the meantime" "Sharpen the hooks and polish the lures" " Get some carrots to eat, Dad" " Forgive us, Boris, you annoyed us lforgive you" "We'll be back soon, Boris!" "It's a huge pile of rocks." "Are you serious?" "I can't do it alone." "Help me out" "Start removing them from underneath, and I'll start here" "On the count of three one!" "Hey guys, help me out, I had a fight with my wife." "Help me please" "Oh what a beauty!" " My house has been taken away" " Don't worry." "Smile for the camera!" "And my house has burned down!" "There's no space anymore." "Thank you all" " How many photos did you take?" " Twelve." "It's 300 roubles per photo" " That comes to 3,600 roubles" " I have no money" " Give me that then" " Hey, what are you doing?" "Easy there..." " You owe us money!" " What are you talking about?" " You took photos with my family" " I have no money, I swear" " Hey, look!" " Look at that guy in a coffin!" " Get up, dude!" " Rise from the dead!" "Check this out!" "Dude, rise from the dead!" "This is my new little house" " What are you doing?" " We're mourning" " Why are you laughing then?" " It's laughter through tears" "We're choosing a coffin for Boris." "But no luck yet" "It has to be big and lavish enough, with a hinged lid, like John Kennedy's" "Who's Kennedy?" "A buddy of yours?" "Right..."