"Cheeks." "We haven't gone out very long, but I like you more than anyone I've ever dated." "I'm so glad you said that..." "I was totes playing affection chicken." "If we stay married... it's like..." ""Hey, look over here, gay people showing love." "Responsibly."" "We haven't really said love yet." "You know what?" "Keep it in your gas tank." "Surprise me sometime." "Okay." "What if we try on the idea?" "Drive it around the block?" ""Me?" "No..." "I'm married but thanks."" ""I know." "My husband gave it to me." "It was very expensive."" ""You forgot our anniversary?" "!"" "Felt that one, okay?" "I don't know." "I mean, you're not the only one with a manifesto in jeopardy here," "I stand for something too, you know." "I'm all about me." "Admirable." "I mean... about individuality... not trying to make America comfortable with me." "You can still make America uncomfortable!" "I promise!" "My point..." "I just..." "I need you to... make it worth it, okay?" "Propose." " Cheeks..." " Yes?" "Oh, hi!" "I have never been more sober in my entire life than I am right now..." "Really?" "'Cause I'm still kinda buzzy." "Will you... do me the honor... of..." "Joining you in finding out if the most irresponsible decision we've made in our lives may ironically also be the best, in order to avoid public criticism?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "A thousand times yes." "Oh crap, I forgot to take the ring off your finger so I could put it..." "Oh, okay, here, let's go again." "Alright, reset." "Still rolling, people, this is the one." "And... action."