"It's your cue to bring the animals forward when I say." "You two." "I want you over there." "We've got one hour to go." "Henna Kapoor." "Designated member of the LAW organization." "Loving Animals Worldwide." "These people torture the animals.." "...to make them perform." "Boys, seize all the animals." "You can't do this." " I'll show you." "I'll show you." "And who are you?" "Bobby Kapoor." "Designated member of the LAW organization." "Loving Animals Worldwide." "And how many are there world wide?" "And this is the head of our department." "Look, sir." "How this entire raid was conducted because of me." "I had carried out this sting operation, sir." "What else can a scorpion do?" "Sting Operation." "Look, look, one second." "The credit of this raid goes to both of you." "And this is nothing." "The pet that you have in your house." "A Python." "What else do you expect, sir?" "Her entire family is a bunch of serpents." "Don't talk too much," "Of all the animals, you've kept a crocodile in your house." "Correct." "Because your family is just too much." "Shut up, Bobby." " You shut up, Henna." "Just mind your business." " You mind your language." "You cow." " You fox." "Shut up, Bobby." " You shut up." "Sir, why are they quarreling?" "Who are they?" "They are cousin sisters." "If this is the case with the sisters.." "...then wonder how their mothers will be?" "I am Mrs. Kapoor." "I've a 4 o'clock appointment." "Excuse me." "I am Mrs. Kapoor." "And I've a 4 o'clock appointment." "Actually... both of you are Mrs. Kapoor.." "...so we made a mistake." "Look, that's your problem." "Now, if you'll excuse me." "My turn." "My turn" "You've injected a ton of botox, but what's the use?" "You don't look like Ms. England either." "You old hag." "Ma'am, please don't quarrel." "Otherwise your facelift will shift." "Shut up." " That will happen to her, mine's been done fantastically." "Who are these two?" "Sisters-in-law." "Oh, God." "If this is the case with them.." "...then wonder how their husband's might be?" "Good morning, gentlemen." "You'll be happy to know.." "...that the demand for our United Baby Products.." "...Is increasing worldwide and not just in UK." "Sixer!" "Daboo, shut up." "How could you start the meeting without me?" "And with the company's co-chairman." "Gentlemen, since he joined us.." "The profit figures of our company ...have fallen, just like him." "Chintu, don't you dare." "I will, Daboo." "I will." "Because you're just Kapoor and son.." "...and I am Kapoor and real son." "Real." "Legitimate." "You're crossing your limit, Chintu." "My father was the one who crossed his limit." "He gave me a brother, that too from another mother." "But I was born first." "There was nothing official about it." "I had a direct delivery." "But I was born first." "Don't think so highly of yourself." "You're a Chintu since the time you were born." "But I am more respected." "Though you were illegitimate"" "...my father equally divided the house, business, wealth." "...between us." "That's why we've been sharing everything all our life." "Remember one thing." "Illegitimates are born out of love." "Real sons, out of duty." "You and your family took advantage of that love.." "...and snatched my right." "Otherwise, you, your wife and your daughter"" "...are no better than beggars." "Don't you dare take my daughter's name." "Now I will show you what my daughter's stature is.." "...when I get her married in UK's wealthiest family." "UK?" "Uttarakhand!" "Just watch where I get my daughter married." "Your daughter's husband will be a penniless pickpocket." "And your son-in-law will be characterless." "You wait and watch, Daboo." "You watch your wait, Chintu." "I will get the best son-in-law." "I will get the best son-in-law." "I will get the best son-in-law." "I will get the best son-in-law." "Kapoor and son." "Kapoor and real son." "Both brother's will quarrel, and Pasta will mint money." "After all I run London's most famous marriage bureau." "Aakhri Pasta." "Kapoor, I am coming." "I am coming." "Where are you these days, Pasta?" "Since you opened up the marriage bureau.." "...you are really busy." "What to do, Mr. Kapoor?" "These days the father of every young girl has only one name" "Aakhri Pasta." "To get engaged, Aakhri Pasta." "To get married, Aakhri Pasta." "Even on their wedding night, Aakhri Pasta." "I am joking." "You'll have breakfast alone, and Aakhri Pasta will starve." "Shut up." "Listen to me." "You can charge me double the fees.." "...but I want London's wealthiest and the best groom.." "...for my daughter Heena." "Carlito" "Hello." "Hello, Pasta." "Idiot." "Come to my house right away." "Okay." "I will come tomorrow." "Today, right now." "On the spot." "Excuse me, Mr. Kapoor." "Where's your bathroom?" "It's a little urgent." "Urgent '2" "Last night in the restaurant I had the last pasta." "Now it's looking for a way out." "Daboo" "What are you doing in my bedroom, in my bed?" "I want to douse my eternal craving." "Stop it!" "I am joking." "That's better." "Look, Pasta." "You can charge me double." "But I want a top-notch, fantastic boy for my daughter." "Okay, sir." "My words are like the arrow shot from a bow." "And if you go to that rascal Chintu.." "...then I will shove that arrow up yours ****." "Understood" "Hello." "Pasta." "Are you immersed in your Potty" "What's taking you so long?" "Mr. Kapoor." "Do you have a loo in your house?" " What?" "Bathroom." "Bloody fool, you were in the bathroom." "What are you doing in the kitchen?" "There was no toilet paper in the bathroom"" "...so I came to get some water." "I wrote the names of rich and famous boys.." "...on the toilet paper for your daughter Henna." "Bloody fool." "If this toilet paper that has the names of.." "...the rich and famous boys falls in the hands of Daboo." "...then I will hit you very badly" "I will hit you very badly" "How is that possible?" "I am your man." "Your mouth stinks." "Mr. and Mrs. Rajendra Babani." "You will really like Chintu Kapoor's family." "Pasta, please speak softly." "He has a heart condition." "Why does he get a shock if someone speaks loudly?" "Back in our company, a steel weighing thousands of ton.." "...fell before him." "And it shattered his eardrums." "Gayatri" "We're going to select a bride for Jai." "But today he isn't with us." "I wish he was with us.." "Call him." "Jai sir." "Again." "Parul, I've told you so many times that.." "...you're not just my assistant but also a good friend." "Please call me Jai." " Okay, Jai." "That's better." "Actually.." " Yes." "There's something I want to say." "I know what you want to say." "But before that there's something I want to say." "One second." "My dad" "Jai." "I know that you always did as I said." "Actually, son, I called you to say.." "...that we're going to select a bride for you." "It's a really nice family, son." "I hope you won't say no." "Don't worry, dad." "I'll do as you say." "You were going to say something." "My dad has fixed my marriage somewhere else." "And you don't want to hurt him." "Parul, you were going to say something as well." "Yes." "I...wanted to say something." "It was a pleasure assisting you, Jai." "Goodbye." "Welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Rajendra Babani..." "Please carry on with the snacks." "If you don't mind, can you speak softly?" "Loud noises give him a heart trouble." "Oh, I am so sorry." "I did not know, sorry." "I was saying, why didn't your son come along." "We've to discuss about his life today." "How can he, Mr. Chintu." "He's serving time in Delhi's Tihar Jail.." "...for murdering a girl." "Are you serious?" " I am joking." "Right now he's doing a calendar shoot in Hawai." "That boy's a real gem." "He's so tall." "He's so handsome." "He doesn't look like his son." "You're joking?" " I am serious." "Don't be fooled by his looks." "He looks half-beaten." "He's completely opposite." "He's fairer." "He's very beautiful." "He doesn't look like his real, but his step-son." "Step-son?" "Step-son?" "Excuse me, is he talking about your son?" " Yes." "Why, what's wrong?" ""What's wrong?"" "Keep the snacks down." "You're over-reacting." "Keep that Iaddoo down." "I am sure, completely sure." "That Jai is an illegitimate child." "He's their step-son." "Kapoor sir, what.." "What are you.." " Keep that jalebi down." "Jai, is his father's son." "I never said he wasn't." "But you aren't his father." "Your wife took the 'Love thy neighbor' too seriously." "Please, Mr. Kapoor." "Shut up, woman." "What's the point in making steel locks.." "...when your fair neighbor had the key to your house." "Have some shame." "You shut up." "Your fate black." "You're black." "Life has done a black comedy with you." "Black comedy." "How dare you?" " You witch, keep quiet." "Impotent neutron, get your son's DNA test done." "First lets get his ECG done." "Come on." "Who would know better.." "...about legitimate and illegitimate better than me?" "Out, out, out." "Get out from here." "And remember, Pasta." "Don't get me proposals of such illegitimate families." "Get me legitimate millionaires." "Hindujas." "Mittal." "JD's." "Get me their proposals." "Or don't show me your face." "Out!" "What did you say?" "Kapoor right?" "And you didn't even stop him." "What could I do?" "He kept insulting uncle non-stop." "He insulted him so badly that he suffered a heart-attack." "He said "Get me proposals from Hinduja, Mittal, or JD's son" "What did you say?" "JD's son." "He want's JD's son, doesn't he?" "I will give him JD's son." "Because JD's son Jolly is my childhood friend." "Now JD's son will avenge my father's humiliation." "Come on, Jolly." "Not again." "Look, I didn't stop in my tracks this time." "Yes, but you are hesitating." "Why are you so scared of your dad?" "I am not scared of my dad." "Last time I didn't even get down from the chopper." "And this time I took ten steps ahead from the chopper with you." "Let's face it, Jolly." "You don't have the guts." "You've brought me here 6th times." "Sixth time." "But you never introduced me to you dad." "Seventh time, ma'am." "Shut up, Mike." "From now I am going to lead my life the way I want to." "I am a model." "I will do bikini shoots." "Hot videos." "And you'll have the right to stop me.." "...only when you introduce me to your dad." "And talk about our relation." "And tell him that you want to marry me." "Bye." "Brother." "What a scene." "You are very strange." "You're a wealthy man now." "JD sir." "Yet the same simplicity." "The same dhoti, same kurta." "And cleaning Badal every morning, brushing him." "What is this?" "How do you manage it?" "Patil, don't you know." "No matter however wealthy JD becomes." "He might touch the sky.." "...but his feet will stay rooted on the ground." "Father, today I will speak and you will listen." "Father, today I will speak and you will listen." "Yes." "Father." "What?" "Today you'll speak and I will listen." "That's fine." "But where are you these days?" "Spend some time..." "with your father as well." "L..." "I have a friend." "Friendship is fine." "But don't get into a relationship." "You don't know." "But I've fixed your marriage"" "...with my friend Batook Patel's daughter when you were a child." "And I have given my word." "Word." "Let's go." " Jolly." "Maharashtrian boy and Gujarati girl." "A combination of 'Lejim' and 'Dandia'." ""The clouds have parted, and raindrops are falling pitter-patter."" "Hello." "What?" "You saw that Jolly." "Just like that Kapoor gave my father a heart-attack.." "...similarly you'll give that Kapoor a heart-attack." "Me?" " Yes, you Jolly." "That Kapoor want's JD's son." "You are JD's son." "Look, go up to him and fix your marriage with his daughter" "And refuse on the day of the marriage." "He will surely suffer a heart-attack." "If my father JD finds out about this fake marriage"" "No." "Jai, I haven't told my father about my real girlfriend yet." "Jolly, this is my father." "And that is my father." "You don't know my father." "When he loses his mind, I am really scared." "I can't do it, but someone else can." "What do you mean?" " I mean.." "Kapoor want's JD's son, right." " Yes." "You know I am JD's son." "I know I am JD's son." "But Kapoor doesn't know who JD's son is." "What do you mean?" "I mean we'll send someone else to Kapoor's house.." "...posing as JD's son." "Bingo." " He'll do our job." "You mean fake Jolly." "Exactly." "That's a good plan.." "...but we need a big rascal for this." "Rascal." "Jai." "Remember back in college." " Who?" "Him." ""Don't know about this, but that."" "Him." " Just a minute." "Are you talking about him?" " Yes." "I am talking about him." "He's a big rascal." " How big?" "Not just that, but he's a common thief as well." "And only he can do this job." "Perfecto." "But what is his name?" "Max!" "Can't say about Italian, but I will do the job." "Yes." "Thanks, Max." "So, how much will it cost us?" "Cost you?" "What are you saying?" "My charge will be 50,000 Pounds." "Cash." "Fine, Max." "We'll give you 50,000 Pounds." "But I will stay with you." "I want to see that Kapoor suffer." "His action for the marriage." "And his reaction for the shattered marriage." "Then, Jai." "You and Max.." "I mean you go with JD's son Jolly as his driver." "Mind-Boggling." "Both will work as a screwdriver." "He will drive the car." "And he'll screw Kapoor's happiness." "Fine." "From tomorrow, I am JD's son Jolly, not you." "Goodbye." "Just a second." "Why did you call me in this sauna for this meeting?" "Because we know your reputation." "And sauna's the only place.." "...where you can't steal anything from us." "Really?" "What can he steal from the sauna?" "Mamma mia." "The rascal stole my towel." "Now I will have to go home nude." "The stray will chase me mamma mia." "That's great." "That's great." "This is what God wants." "This Real Kapoor sign should be here and not there." "This is where you belong." "I am sorry." "I am really sorry, sir." "Let's start." "I am checking, sir." "JD's son will have to stand in the middle of the road.." "...because of a driver's carelessness." "JD's son?" "Yes, yes." "JD's son." "Check it." "Excuse me." "I am Mr. Kapoor." " As if I care." "Son." "Maybe you didn't recognize me." "But I do recognize you." "You're JD's son, aren't you?" "Oh my, God." "How did you know?" "I've got a very good idea." "As long as JD's son's car isn't fixed.." "...JD's son can rest in my house." "What is this "JD's son"?" "My name is Jolly." "Maybe you don't know.." "...but every month I write out a check to my father." "Really?" " Yes." "And he signs it and sends it back." "Sense of humor." "Where is your house?" "This is my house." "This house?" "Sir, our car is bigger than that." "Wait, wait, wait." "It appears smaller." "But it's much bigger from inside." "Come." "Come in." "Kapoor...sir." "Kapoor sir." "Your watch had fallen down." "All that staring was beneficial." "You can come in too." "I will give you tea and biscuits." "Come." "Meet my wife, Dolly." "Dolly." "Multi-billionaire JD's only son Jolly." "Jolly, Dolly." "Dolly, Jolly." "Let's play Holi." "Excuse me, sir." "Rather than living in this shanty.." "...I will call a taxi to take you to the airport." "You fool." "Look at the time." "We've missed our flight." "Now there are no flights for 24 hours." "That's great." "That's great." "Superb." "Hi, dad." "Look." "She's my daughter Bobby." "Look who is here?" "Mr. JD's multi-billionaire son, Jolly." "Your jacket.." " This is pure leather." "I love leather." " Leather." "Like this belt." "Can't say about the charmer.." "...but this is made of pure snake skin." " Snake's skin" "And these shoes are crocodile leather." "Crocodile." "Sir, tell her about the leopard." " Of course." "The seats in my car are pure leopard skin." "Leopard." "The same leopard sir ran over with is car." "Shut up!" "You're a murderer!" "Animal skins are supplied.." "...because of rich brats like you." "Animals die, and you're showing off." "If you ask me.." "...I would rather skin you alive." "You should be hanged to death." "Jolly." "Don't be upset." "Actually my daughter loves animals." "Can't say about your daughter." "But I am missing my mother." " What?" "She used to curse me similarly.." "...and I really liked hearing those." "Dear, keep thinking about those memories.." "...and my job will get easier." "What?" "I mean let's do something else." "What?" "Eat?" "Even dogs eat." "Do dogs drink?" "Come on, come on." "Let's go to my bar." "It'll be fun." "Get something to eat, go on." " Yes." "Come on, come on." "Please." "It's going to be when you get a heart attack." "Jolly." "It's quite late." "Stay back for the night." "How can you drive in this drunken condition?" "Hello." "I am the driver." "I will drive the car." "Rascal." "How can the driver drive.." "...when the master's right here?" "Here you go." "Jolly." "What are your thoughts on marriage?" "I want a girl that makes me rich." "Me too." "Sense of humor." "Son-in-law." "What did you say?" "I said, son, here you go." "Can't say about that.." "...but I really liked hearing son-in-law." "Say it again." " Son-in-law." "Again." " Son-in-law." "Now you say, father-in-law." "Father-in-law." " Father-in-law." "Father-in-law." "Son-in-law." "Daboo!" "Daboo!" "Daboo!" "Who's barking this early in the morning?" "It's my neighbor's Alsatian." "Hey Doberman Daboo." "So you showed your true colors." "You proved your bad blood." "Why are you barking?" "Mind your language." "Show some respect." "Why are you abusing him saying "Daboo, Daboo"?" "Daboo's my name." " Sorry." "Who are you?" "Where are you from?" "Want a slap?" "Do you know who I am?" "Do you know who he is?" "Do you know who he is?" "This is my sure-shot, hot-shot, future son-in-law." "And if anyone yells at my father-in-law.." "...then I won't spare him." "You rascal, thief." "This Daboo is a thief." "What are you saying?" "He stole the 'Real' from my nameplate"" "...and stuck it on to his nameplate." "I am Chintu Kapoor." "Kapoor and Real son." "How can you go in the wrong house?" "I am sorry." "And now that fool Max says.." "...that Daboo's house is right for him." "Of course." "Money, girl, he's getting everything readymade" "Look, Max is no use to us now." "Chintu has seen Max in Daboo's house." " Oh no." "What now?" "Simple." "Now you'll have to find a bigger rascal than Max." "Bigger rascal"" "A bigger rascal than Max." "Jai." "Remember him in our college." " Who?" "Him?" "Him." " Yes, him." "Jolly, we cannot call him." "He's too dangerous." " I know, I know." "But don't you want to avenge your father?" " Yes, but.." "You won't find a bigger rascal in UK." "And what is this rascal's name?" "Sunny." "Excuse me." "Sunny?" "He's inside." "Be careful guys, I am trying to fix it." "It's broken." "Oh no." "Why are you tiring yourself?" "I got your virgin." "I mean, your version." "Sit down, slowly." "Slowly." "Slowly." "Slowly." "Slowly." "Thank you." "Buffoons, have my grapes." "One by one." "Slowly." "Mr. Sunny is a gem of a person." " Yes." "But sometimes I lose my character." "Now let's talk about money." "Jai, give him 50,000 pounds as well." " Yes." "Him too?" "Give him too?" "Who did you talk to earlier?" "I hope you didn't approach Max?" " No, no." "Max..." "Max..." "I don't who he is." "Give the money." "Here's the money." "And.." "Keep it in the middle." "In the middle." "Who's the monster in the photo?" "He's not a monster." "He's my father." "And I am his sin." "I am sorry." "But our deal." "Out." "Mamma mia." "One minute." "One minute." "Why didn't you tell Sunny about Max?" "Don't ever mention Max in front of Sunny." "Why?" "Because if Sunny spots Max then he will definitely kill" "And if Max spots Sunny then he will kill Sunny." "How did they become enemies?" "Actually, the two of us, Max and Sunny studied in the same college." "These two senior citizens with you two children." "No, Sunny and Max were in their final year.." "...when we were in the first year." "And when we were in our final year.." "...Sunny and Max were still in their final year." "They were best of friends." "And one day during the college farewell party." ""Papa plays the band."" ""Acts as the principal himself."" ""Makes a keep quiet rule."" ""He always screams."" ""You're an idiot."" ""You-re a fool."" ""You still don't have the knowledge."" ""You're still not of the age to lock horns with me."" ""Whatever...whatever we do."" ""Papa plays the band."" ""Papa plays the band."" ""Papa plays the band."" ""Papa plays the band."" ""Days filled with flirting around."" ""Every night party night."" ""But papa's sitting on our dreams like dynamite."" ""But papa's sitting on our dreams like dynamite."" ""Dynamite."" ""Dynamite."" ""You're an idiot."" ""You-re a fool."" ""You still don't have the knowledge."" ""You're still not of the age to lock horns with me."" ""Whatever...whatever we do."" ""Papa plays the band."" ""Papa plays the band."" ""Wonder why does he always grill and fry us?"" ""What's the problem if we chill out a little?"" ""What's the problem if we chill out a little?"" ""You're an idiot."" ""You-re a fool."" ""You still don't have the knowledge."" ""You're still not of the age to lock horns with me."" ""Whatever...whatever we do."" ""Papa plays the band."" "I am scared of the dark." "Come on, come in, come in." "Come in." "Finally I am alone with you, and in a cupboard." "Sonia." "Sonia." "What are you doing?" "You're my best friend's girlfriend." "Your best friend is hot, but you are hotter." "Sonia, you've lost your mind." "What do you mean by.." "What are you doing, Sunny?" "Sunny." "Max." "Max." "He was hitting on me, Max." "He knew that I am your girlfriend, but still he was.." "Sonia." "From acting smart to sympathy." "Shut up, okay." "You call him your friend, Max." "He was all over me, Max." "Sonia, just get out of here now." "Get lost." "He's my friend." "He trusts me, okay." " How could you?" "Hey, Max." "What's wrong with you?" "Max." "Max." "Max." "You're not worth it." "You're not my friend." "And she's worth it." "You hit me, for this characterless girl." "Max." " Sunny." "Sunny." "Let go." " Max." "What are you doing, Max?" "Sunny." " Let go." "Max." " Sunny." "We're no longer friends." "Who wants to be friends with you anyway?" "I swear on Thames." "Max is going to be right in the next house.." "...where we are sending Sunny." "If they come face to face it'll be world war four." "Oh no." "Just a minute." "You go back to Max." "And I will stay with Sunny." "Under no circumstances"" "...can we let Sunny and Max come face to face." "Yes." " Yes." "Blabbering baboon, vibrating vagabond." "What did I do, Mr. Kapoor?" "What did you do?" "You got a wealthy son-in-law for that Daboo." "You've piles in your brains." "Piles." "What's done is done." "If he got a wealthy son-in-law then so be it." "But I want a extremely wealthy boy for my Henna." "Your wish is my command, Mr. Kapoor." "It's a snap for me." " "Snap for me."" "You think it's that easy?" "Will he drop down from the sky?" "Mamma Mia." "Mr. Kapoor, it's such a romantic scene." "What is this?" "Get up." "Are you fine, dear?" "Out of the frying pan...and into the fire." "Who are you?" " JD's only son." "Who is JD's son?" "My daddy was taking me to see some girl for my marriage." "He was taking me in his private jet.." "...but when I found out, ljumped out in mid-air.." "...because if he's JD then I am JD's son." "JD's son." "He's JD's son." "He's JD's son." "Why are you tiring yourself" "Sir." "Sir." "Sir." "Jolly sir." "Why are you spitting?" "Thank God you're safe sir." "It had to be." "Because I had a soft landing." "Excuse me." "Hello." "Who are you?" "He's my bodyguard cum driver cum pilot." "Sir." "You're father Mr. JD must be looking for you." "He can send the entire army here to get you married." "Arm y?" "So we'll have to go underground for a few days." "We might have to find a safe spot to hide." "Where will we find such a place?" "I want a bungalow, wall, barb-wire, garden, orchard." "I suggest that we hide in the bushes." "Let's go, sir." " Sir, sir, sir." "We have a barb - wire, bungalow and a wall." "You have this house." "What house?" "This is your house, sir." "This house?" "This house." " Shut up." "Get out of here." "Sir, please come." "That's fine, but why are you sending your LAW officer.." "...to my house?" "He's coming to study your research." "He's a man of high post." "He'll do a survey on how you look after Fifi." "You might win the LAW award, Henna." "He'll be there, right now." "Reaching anytime." "Bye." " Okay, sir." "I'll be nice to him." "Bye." "You'll be really happy to meet her." "I'm telling you." "Henna." "Do you know who's this?" "Yes, I know." "He's here for me." "And from high above." "We'll have to go to my bedroom.." "...for the job you're here for." "Shall we?" "Excuse me." "Where are you going?" "I am a bodyguard, sir." "You bodyguards take your job too seriously." "Good." "But a bodyguard's job is to break the attackers bones." " Yes." "But you look like a skeleton yourself" "Seems like you started dieting, but forgot to stop." " Sir." "Whose bodyguard were you earlier?" "The President." "President of America?" " No." "President of Lions Club, Bhandup." "Bhandup?" "Bloody..." "What is Bhandup?" "Just a minute." "Yes." " Henna." "Wonder what's wrong with Tommy." "He's had a rash since I made him wear clothes." "What should I do now?" "Do me a favour, he must be feeling hot." "Please take the clothes off." "How's he feeling?" " Cool." "I don't know what's wrong with Tommy." " Cool." "Very cool" "Now on the bed." "Okay." "How's he feeling now?" "I think he's feeling better." "Let me hear him bark." "Kinky." "Tommy, bark." "Bark, Tommy." "Very kinky." "Tommy." "I can't hear." "Louder" "Why are you tiring yourself" "Mind-boggling." "From the mosquito net." "You two had such a cute, lovely meeting." "That means you don't feel offended like your daughter?" "Offended?" "No, no, not at all." "First meeting should always be memorable." "That means now.." "I should call you father" "Meaning." "Father...in-law." "No." "Father-in-law." "Son-in-law." "Father-in-law." "Let's have some sweets on that note." "Slop!" "Hey, Bhandup." "Nothing." "He's just checking whether it's poisoned." "Clear." "The LAW officer didn't come there." "He had some personal problems." "Okay, bye" "Okay, sir." "Thank you." "You like taking off your clothes, don't you?" "I'll teach you a lesson now." "Henna, you called." "Actually...it was my mistake." "I was talking on the phone and you thought." "What did I think?" "I am going through a lot of stress right now." "My mind's completely on Fifi." "Who's Fifi?" "My cute little pet." "Her wisdom tooth's aching." "And the dentists are on a strike today." "If you can extract her tooth.." " Sir." "All okay, sir?" "And who is Fifi?" "You two go in, I'll be right with you." "What do you think Fifi would be?" "A small dog, what else?" "Fifi." "Fifi." "Fifi." "Fifi." "Fifi." "Fifi." "Fifi." "Fifi." " Fifu." "Fifi." "Fifi." "Fifi." "What do we do?" "Fifi." "Why are you tiring yourself" "Papa Ranjeet." "Papa Ranjeet gave me these sleeping tablets for an emergency." "We'll take these and fall asleep?" " Not us." "Then?" " I've put many butterflies to sleep with this." "So she's no match for it." "Come on, Fifi." "Bobby." "Can't say about coins, but I have changed." "You've opened my eyes." "I promise I will never wear any accessory.." "...like belt, shoes, jacket made of animal skin." "I wouldn't wear my own skin either." "By the way..." "What's his name?" "Nagraaj" "Nagraaj?" "So sweet, what a lovely name." "Nagraaj" "Anything else, or can I leave." "Please leave, please." "You must be busy." "I will talk to Nagraaj." "Nagraaj,hmmm" "Come on." "Come on." "Why you.." "You think you're tough." "You think you're tough." "You snakes are so boring." "The entire day all you do is.." "What do you think?" "I am scared of you." "Where's the teeth?" "Fifi." "Fifi." "The door's not opening." "Wonder why he's running?" "Because Fifi is awake." "Fifi is awake." "Fifi is awake." "Forgive me." "Don't eat me." "Don't eat me." "Open the door." "High five." "High five." "You can't do it." "You don't even have hands." "Come on, come on." "Come on, come on." "Let go, let go." "Save me." "Save me." "You've robbed a snake." "The serpent is after us." "Open the door." "Open the door." "Open the door." "Let go of my pant." "Open the door." " Open the door." "He swallowed my hand." "Oh, Lord!" "Oh, Lord!" "Leave me." "Let go of my bum" "Let go of my bum." "Its out." "Its out." "You're a genius." "What is it now?" "What happened?" "Look down." "No!" "No!" "Can't say about Hindi, but your Sindhi's really nice." "What did you say?" "That snake attacked me so brutally." "Come with me, I will show you something else." "Yes, but.." " Max." "Max." "Listen to me." " No, I am.." "Max, listen to me." "What is he doing here?" "What is he doing here?" "Let him go." "What are you doing?" "Think about the plan." "Leave him." "Be grateful that there's a wall between us." "Or your body would've been lying here." "But nothing can stop me from killing you." "Shut up you slimy pseudopodia." "How dare you attack my son-in-law?" "Shut up, Chintu." "How dare you talk to my son-in-law like this?" "You shut up, Daboo." "Hey." " Yes." "Don't you dare touch my husband." "I won't spare you." "Shut up you witch." "You rascal." "I will pull out your fake nose." "Correct." " Botox hag." "How dare you talk to my mother that way?" "Hey Bombay duck, if you say anything about my mother"" "...then I will gorge out your eyes." "You cheapskates, we don't want to speak to cheapskates like" "You're a cheapskate, so is your family." "Shut up." " You shut up." "That was fun, Sweeto." "Really." "My son-in-law hates his son-in-law.." "...as much as I hate him." "Cheers to him." "What son-in-law, dad?" "Did you ask for my consent?" "I am not getting into the hassle of marriage." "Please." "But you have to get married sooner or later." "No, dad." "Don't force me into this." "You can sit with your Jolly, and I am leaving." "Why are you so angry that you're leaving the house?" "I am not leaving the house, dad." "I told you." "LAW award function is on the cruise." "You know how important that is to me." "You can go for the event if you want." "But on one condition?" "What condition?" "You will have to take Jolly along." "How did my voice echo?" "Such beautiful scenery." "What a beautiful ocean." "Look, madam." "If you don't mind, let's take a love dip." "Just shut up and stop irritating me." "What's wrong with you?" "It's such a big day for you?" "You're going to receive an award for protecting animals" "What's wrong?" "I don't think so." "Why am I telling you all this?" "Can you just leave me alone?" "I am already tensed." "What are you tensed about?" "Tell me." " About that slime Bobby." "I feel she'll win today's award." "I feel the same." "But...what if that doesn't happen?" " Meaning?" "I mean if Henna's not present for the award, then.." "...can't say about the broom, but you'll sweep the awards." "But how is that possible." "Can't say about George Michael, but have faith in me." "I have an idea." "Can't say about Birla, but Tata to you." "Now Bobby will win." "Now..." "Henna will win." "Sleeping with the enemy." "Where the hell am I?" "What just happened?" "I don't know how I got here.." "...but I know you're responsible for it." "Me?" " Yes?" "It must be you." "It's not her it's him." "It's not me it's him." "He put it on me." "Me?" "Tell them the truth." "Didn't you put chloroform on me like this?" "Chloroform?" "I am getting out of here." " Me too." "I looked everywhere, but couldn't find anything to eat." "But don't worry, I.." " I don't care." "I am stuck on this island because of you." "There's no way to go back." "I am hungry." "Get something to eat." "Dad has sent you to look after me, right?" "So fine." "You take care of me." "As long as I am on this island you will find food for me." "Why are you still standing here?" "Go." "Get out." "Go get me some food." "Coconut." "You still have eyes for others things, don't you?" "You want this coconut, don't you?" "Try and take it." "Ten years later I've an opportunity to settle the score." "And there's no one to stop us today." "Climb up, Max." "What are you staring at?" "I saved you earlier as well, from that girl.." "...who would fall for anyone instantly." "But there's no use telling you." "You don't have any brains." "Come on." "Hit me." "Come on." "What are you staring at?" "I am not hitting you." "I want to befriends." "We're back." "We're back." "We're back." "We're back." "We're back." "We're back." "Resort?" "Island in the front, and resort at the back." "Excuse me." "Where's food?" "Where's room?" " Shut up." "Shut up." "We've eaten to our hearts content, but who will pay the bill?" "Don't worry?" "Your bill." "Thank you, Mr. Jolly." "Jolly?" "Here?" "Now straight." "Fantastic." "Alright girls, take a break." "Jlo." "I found the towel, Jlo." "Cover yourself." "What the hell are you doing?" "Cover yourself." "What do you mean by cover yourself?" "Covered up girls in Sosa's photo shoot." "Jlo." "Shoot such bold photos." "I will make you rich and famous." "Have faith on Sosa." "Let's go." "Jlo." "Jolly's going to tell his father about you." "He will talk to him?" " Yes." "He takes two steps ahead and four back." "Take one step ahead, Jolly." "Take me home." "And I will wear a burkha all my life for you." "These two?" "Here?" "What are you two doing here?" "And how did Gabbar and Thakur.." "...turn into Jai and Veeru?" "The day we vented out our 'Sholay' (anger).." "...we became best friends." "Fantastic, guys." "But where are the girls." "We'll talk about that later, first lets get something to eat." "Fine." "Lunch is on me." "Okay." " Really?" " Here you go." "Why you... my wallet." "Thieves." "You picked my wallet." "Thanks." "I had to help." "Because a known enemy is far better than an unknown friend." "Oh my, God." "What an adventurous story" "Then the girls must be famished." "Yes." "Then let's go tell the girls about the resort." " Yes." "Then let's go tell those girls about the resort." "Yes." " Come on." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Why are you tiring yourself?" "Henna." " Bobby." "Are you fine?" "Bobby." " Hey, its Henna." " Yes." "You know, Henna." "500 kilometers is made up of 500,000 meters." "500 kilometers?" "You two walked 500 kilometers?" "Can't say about Ninja.." "...but we've become turtles." "We crawled back 600 kilometers." "You walked 500 kilometers and came back 600?" "We were lost for 100 kilometers." "We searched the entire jungle.." "...and brought this for you." "What are you doing?" "I wanted to see it for one last time." "Thank you." "Won't you two eat?" "Now." "Seeing you eat is enough for us." "That was a empty stomach burp." "Our system is a complete mess." "And look, we've become friends now." "This place has had it effect on us as well." "And do you know what we brought for you?" "Gulab Jamun.' (Sweet)" "Gulab Jamun.'" "Yes, it means." "Jamun' (grapes)...and 'Gulab' (rose)" ""I am in love with you."" ""I am in love with you."" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" ""I am in love with you."" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" ""The heart's been up to mischief."" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" ""When did this happen?"" ""How strange is this?"" ""We didn't knew."" ""My hatred's turned into love."" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" ""I am in love with you."" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" ""Let me do something-something."" ""Don't deny me today."" ""Let me do some thinking."" ""Give me the time."" ""Tell me."" ""Tell me." "Tell me."" ""What you've been hesitating to say."" ""What's the hurry."" ""This is just the beginning."" ""Pain's also given me relief."" ""Pain's also given me relief."" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" ""I am in love with you."" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" ""Dreaming."" ""I am dreaming."" ""About the time we spent."" ""Waiting."" "I am waiting" ""Wonder when those moments will come back again."" ""Why this distance?"" ""Why this aloofness?"" ""You can take me in your arms."" ""First marry me."" ""How do I tell you about my condition?"" ""How do I tell you about my condition?"" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" ""I am in love with you."" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" ""The heart's been up to mischief."" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" ""When did this happen?"" ""How strange is this?"" ""We didn't knew."" ""My hatred's turned into love."" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" ""I am in love with you."" ""Sweetheart, do you know?"" "You try." "Bring out the inner animal." "Watch again." "I cannot do it." "How can you do it?" "You've to bring out the animal inside you." "I have a suggestion." "Give me your hand." "What a couple." "What a couple." "Uncle." "Uncle." "Not uncle." "Father-in-law." "Future father-in-law." "And to turn this future into your present.." "...you will have to talk to your father about this." "No, no, no." "Why will he talk to JD sir?" "He won't." " Hey you." "What's wrong with you?" "We aren't talking to your father?" "Son." " No, sir." "Call JD sir." " Sure, uncle." "Sure." "JD sir." "I want to talk to my daddy." "Security, my phone." "Dad, your son." "Daddy?" " Yes, its your son speaking." "JD." "Daddy." "I am in love." "Yes, dad." "Your son is in love." "Can't say about BBC.." "...but I've got news for you." "I am in love." "What?" "You don't like my choice." "Fine, dad." "From now on I will leave your house and live with them." "From today this is my house." "I will stay right here." "He's leaving his father." "But his father won't leave him." "You leave it to me." "Father, I am leaving you." "Son." "Its okay to leave your father.." "...but not his wealth." "What?" "Do you love my wealth or me?" "Wealth!" "No, no I love you." "If you want I..." "I can get you two engaged tomorrow." "Dad, I am getting engaged tomorrow." "Your son is getting engaged tomorrow." "Bye." "Dad." "I am getting engaged tomorrow." "And you are no invited." "Son-in-law." " Father-in-law." "Come, Henna." "Let's have some dinner." "What's going on?" "He left his father.." "...and you fixed your daughter's engagement." "L...have a plan." "What's the emergency?" "Why did you call us at midnight?" "To tell you about my father JD." "If you're willing pay us 50,000 pounds extra.." "...then tell us about your father." "Right?" "I am serious, guys." " Just a minute." "Though fake, but you talked to JD on the phone." "At any cost, JD should never learn about this lie." "That's all." "I've known you since college." "Why are you so scared of your father?" "Fine, I am scared." "I am a coward." "Okay." "My father should never know about this, okay." "Coward." "Fine, let's forget it." "You will have to tell us today." "What do I tell you?" "Tell us." " Jolly, tell us." "What is it?" "What is the problem?" "Tell us." "Tell us." " Tell us." "You want to hear, don't you?" "Then listen." "No one knows about the secret.." "...that I am going to tell you today." "30 years ago, the Gangapur area of Maharashtra.." "...was ruled by terror." "He was terror for the landlords.." "...but a messiah for the villagers." "Even fear, feared him." "He was Jagga Dacoit." "Jagga Dacoit had only one weakness." "His childhood friend, Superintendent of Police.." "...Batook Patel." "When the police from 700 villages couldn't catch him.." "...then Batook Patel asked him to surrender.." "...for the sake of their friendship." "Hail Goddess!" "Hail Goddess!" "I gave you my word." "And Jagga can die or kill ...to keep his word." "You did the right thing, Jagga." "You explained it to me right, Batook." "The father's bad deeds can haunt the son." "And ever son wants his father to raise his hands.." "...In order to bless him, not to fire a gun." "I have another request." " What?" "I want our friendship to turn into a relation." "My daughter and your son." "Fine." "I give you my word." "My son will marry only your daughter." "And I will plead to the government"" "...to give Jagga minimum punishment." "So that he can start a new life soon." "Hail Goddess!" "Hail Goddess!" "JD." "Meaning Jagga Dacoit." "After serving 14 years of imprisonment.." "...Jagga Dacoit has now become London's JD with his hard work." "I hid another thing from you." " What?" "My real name isn't Jolly." " Then?" "Only a dacoit can give his son such a name." "My real name is Jwala (Fire)." "Jwala" "This is why." "This is why I changed my name to Jolly." "Now look." "Don't give JD an opportunity to turn into Jagga Dacoit." "Don't even wander around my house, okay." "Now let's just concentrate on one thing." "Mission.." " Istanbul?" "No." " Mission Kashmir?" "No." " Mission Impossible?" "No, no." "Mission engagement." "Mission engagement!" "Yes." "Yes." "Bless you." "Congratulations on your engagement, Jolly." "Congratulations, Jolly." "Today is a very jolly day for me." "Congratulations, children." "Congratulations." "Congratulations." "Bless you." "Father-in-law, can I ask you something?" "Yes, my boy." "Where are you taking us with a blindfold?" "Stupendous surprise." "I love surprises." "Come on, get down." "Get down." "Don't take your blindfold off." "We are not, father-in-law." "Stand here." "Stand here." "Stand here." "That's it." "Now take off the blindfold." "Do you like it?" "Are you shocked?" "Are you stunned?" "Jolly." "This is your engagement gift." "Jolly got engaged" "Oh, God." "Oh my, God." "This is my house." " Yes." "Oh my, God." "This is my house!" "This is my father, Jagga Dacoit's house." "Dacoit Jagga." "How did you like my surprise?" "There was once a price on his head.." "...and now he has brought us here for a surprise." "Uncle." "Its mind-blowing from outside." "Now let's go." " Come on." "Quiet." "Shocked, right?" "Shocked.." "Why are you nodding your head?" "Is this your father's house?" "Papa." " Oh my, God." "Hail Goddess." "Jolly, only a son can calm his father down." "Go and emotionally handle him." "Go on." "Go." "Who are you?" "Try to understand." "What's there to understand?" "I can see everything clearly." "He thinks Jolly got engaged.'" "No one will come between father and son." "No one will." "Sir." "I will have to interfere." "Because, JD sir, I am your son's new driver." "But also an old friend." "Your son made a mistake." "Let it be." "He's your son." "And JD sir." "Every son wants his father to raise his hands to bless him ...not to fire a gun." "Every son wants his father to raise his hands to bless him ...not to fire a gun.'" "Seems like you have given someone your word." "If your son's no more, then what good is your promise?" "Wow." "No showdown." "Instead he's pacifying his father with his volume down." "This is our son-in-law." "I suggest, JD sir.." "...give them a place in your heart and home." "Try to understand." "Until then I will break this relation." "I give you my word." "And I've complete faith on my promise." "Because I...am a devotee of 'Bhadrakaali' (Goddess)." "Hail Goddess!" "Hail Goddess!" "'" "What the son did was wrong?" "But is the father doing the right thing today?" "Tell me." "A father is elder" "But he has a bigger heart as well." "If you forgive your son today, then JD will lose.." "...but a father will win." "No, don't cry." "Today a father has bowed before his son's happiness." "Congratulations." "Congratulations." "Children." "Come, take his blessings." "Come." "Wonderful mansion." "By the way, what would be the square foot area?" "Around?" "No answer." "Come in, come on." " Let's go." "Come on." "What the.." "I can understand Jolly taking blessings." "But why did the driver?" "Something doesn't fit." "Something's surely wrong." ""Lend me...a kiss."" ""And take Middlesex, Trafalgar square in return."" "Stop it." "Jolly got engaged and.." "...the driver's celebrating honeymoon with her." "Oh, God." "Such a big mess." "I will go tell Bhau right away." "Jolly sir." "Hey." "How dare you?" "How could he barge in like this?" "Without knocking." " Come out." "Come on." " What are you gesturing?" "If I punch you, you'll keep doing that all your life." "Jolly sir." " Why don't you tell him to get out?" "Hail Goddess." "Have you lost your mind?" " Jolly sir, let's go." "Get out of the room right now." " Try to understand." "Everything will be clear." "See for yourself." " Get out." "Next time if you attempt anything like this.." "...I will throw you out of the house." "What do I say, father?" "Save me, God." "Bhau." "He was inside." "See, sir." "She threatened to throw Jolly sir out in a single day." "I've started the spark, we've to wait until it turns into a fire." "Believe me." "I am.." "Do whatever you feel is right?" " Yes, sir." ""She's taken the bait."" "Oh, God." "He's such a rascal." "What a mess he's.." "Uncle." "Uncle." "You'll be really shocked to hear what I am going to say." "I think there's something in your mouth." "Finish it first then talk to me." " There's nothing." "I was saying.." "...the wrong man is hitting on your daughter." "What?" " Yes, go see for yourself if you don't believe me." "Your girl's taken the bait." "You wait." " Yes." "What wait?" "You're evergreen Henna." "What the.." "The right man's inside with my daughter, you illiterate fool." "What kind of a father is he?" "A groom cum driver for his daughter." "The father's a cheapskate and so is his daughter." "I swear something's fishy." "Mind-blasting shock absorbers." "What happened?" "UK's Forbes magazine.." "...has chosen Mr. JD as Man of the Year." "Taking his firms, companies, bonds.." "...Mr. JD's personal asset accounts to five billion pounds." "Can you believe it?" " Listen." " Yes." "He's here." " JD sir." "Good morning, JD sir." "Good morning." "How are you this morning?" "I've been sitting at your home since morning.." "...like the third umpire to see your empire." "I would like to see your companies, office etcetera." "If you don't mind?" "I am heading to the office, you can come along." "Wow." " Patil." " Yes." "Get the car." " Fine." "Hey, driver." "Come here!" "Why are they both coming together?" "Driver, get the car quickly." "Jolly, you will come along, won't you?" "Papa, coffee." " Why are you serving me coffee?" "Give it to my future son-in-law." "One coffee, two people." "Now let's watch who she serves the coffee too." "Come, come on." "Give it." "She is heading towards you." "We'll be caught." "Serve coffee to Jolly." "Come on." "Coffee." "Coffee." "Coffee." "Coffee." "A burnt man got burnt further." "Good shot, son-in-law." "You're playing beautifully." "It's entirely my fault." "I always thought tennis is a two-player game." "But you are playing beautifully." "Please, carry one." "Carry on." "Great." "I am getting a call, Jolly." "But you continue playing." "Carry on." "Hello." " I wish you were here today, Daboo." "Do you know where my daughter is?" "JD's house." " JD?" "Yes, JD." "But right now in front of my eyes.." " There's darkness, isn't it?" "Wont you say "Superb" now?" "Didn't I say, "Wait and watch"." "I will get the richest son-in-law." "Now you know what your stature is." "If JD's son is Chintu's son-in-law, then who is he?" "Jolly." " Yes." "That's enough for today." "Game set and match." "Come, I will lake you on along drive." ""Papa plays the band."" ""Papa plays the band."" ""Papa plays the band."" "Trouble." "Trouble." "Trouble." "Look" "Hide me." "Hide me." "Jolly." "Where are we?" "Can't say about Slumdog.." "...but this is a millionaire's house." "Millionaire." "Understand." " Where are you going?" "I'll go handle Jagga." "Don't worry." "Go on." "Whose house?" " Whose?" "Whose." " Whose?" "Whose?" " Must be someone's." "This is JD's house." "This is JD's house." "JD's house." "JD's house." "Jagga Dacoit's house." "Jagga Dacoit's son Jolly." "Jolly's house, that means.." "My house." "This is my house." "I haven't been home for a long time, so I forgot." "Did someone change the colour?" "The colour hasn't changed jolly has." " What are you saying?" "Should I go?" "No, no." "Hey." "He's Chintu's son-in-law's servant." "Hey you, come here." "Why, why are you moving to and fro?" "Here." " Should I go?" "No, no." "Come here." "Coming, coming." "What are you doing here?" "Sir, your neighbor's son-in-law fired me." "But thanks to Jolly sir who gave me a job with JD sir." "Glory to Jolly sir." "Wow." "Superb." "Superb." " Yes." "So he's real Jolly." "Real Jolly?" "You doubted me." "No, no, never." "Come on, let's go." " Let's go." "Let's go." "Not back." " Then?" "Inside the house to meet JD sir." "JD's hereto see you himself." "I've understood everything." "I will fulfill the duty of a father." "You got engaged." "But I will get you married." "And till they get married your all welcome to stay here." "Come." "Come, dear." "I am very happy, JD sir." "I am really very happy" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "How did this happen?" "How...how did you do all this?" "I went to JD sir and said.." "..."JD sir, Jolly's friend and her fiancee are waiting outside"." ""His father is against their marriage."" "And I said "If you let Jolly's friend stay for few days.." "".." "In your house and heart, then Jolly will be really happy.."" ""..and pleased, and according to my planning.."" "".." "Henna will be out of this house."" " Wow." "But, Sunny, I can't believe this." "You convinced dacoit Jagga." " Yes." "It was so easy that I pulled it off with my left hand." "Left hand" "Leave me." "Leave me." " Please, sir.'" "Leave me." " I won't let go.'" "Please accept your son's friend sir." "For the sake of Goddess Bhadrakaali." "Hail Goddess Bhadrakaali." "Hail Goddess Bhadrakaali." "Fine." "Sunny." "Where are you lost?" "Everything's set now." "Nothing's set yet." "Daboo and Chintu are here.." "...to get their daughter married to JD's only son." "Oh, no." "That means if Daboo and Chintu come face to face.." "Oh, no." " Oh my, God." "What are you doing here?" "Why are you imitating me?" "What are you doing here?" "I am in my relative JD's house." "There you go again." "I am in my relative JD's house." "You terrorizing octopus." "Trying to spread your tentacles here." "What are you doing here?" "Security." " Security." " Security." "Security." "Take him away." "Security." " Calm down." "Calm down father-in-law." "You want to know what that imposter is doing here." "I will tell you how this Chintu came here." "Actually, that muscleman.." "...the one who's with the imposter." "Do you know who he is?" " No." "He's my brother." " Brother?" "Not real." "He's an illegitimate son." "Illegitimate?" " Yes." "Illegitimate?" "Whose?" "Hers." "Our maid Simi." "Where?" "Where?" "Look down, not up." "She's his mother." "Oh, no." "Such a big.." "JD sir had such a little affair." ""Oh Girl", you're mine"" ""Oh Girl", you're mine"" ""Oh Girl", you're mine"" ""Oh Girl", you're mine"" ""Oh Girl", you're mine"" ""Oh Girl", you're mine"" ""Oh Girl", you're mine"" "Jolly, you've given me such a jolly news." "Give me a hug." "Superb!" "Sixer!" "That's great." "That's great." "All my life he taunted me as illegitimate." "And now he'll be branded as one." "Superb." "Superb." "Every doctor wants his son to be a doctor." "Every actor wants his son to be a actor." "Destiny gave an illegitimate son.." "...a illegitimate son-in-law." "The legitimate one ended up with the illegitimate one.." "...and the illegitimate one, with the legitimate." "Bravo, son-in-law." "Its bad." " Really, it's really bad." "We're helpless before destiny." " Yes." "We're just puppets in its hands." "Now that they're engaged, what can we do?" "Let's go with the flow." "So what if the son-in-law has such a big flaw." "Let's go with the flow." "My sympathies are with you." "Cheer up." "His sympathies are with me?" "He imitated me again." "Look, didn't I tell you?" "That's where he will be." "Come on, I will make you successful." "Leave her hand." "What are you doing here?" "Go and live happily with both your wives." "Look, Jlo." "This is our personal matter." "And a misunderstanding about the two wives." "Tell her Jai." " He's absolutely right.." "I don't want to hear your nonsense." "Just leave." " Jlo, at least listen to us." "Please." "Jai." "Better get lost." "Or else you will get hit so badly that you wont be able" "Jolly." " If you weren't in this condition than I..." "I.." "You know what I had done" "I would've picked him up like this.." "...and dropped you like this." "And then.." "Rascal, you're fortunate that you can't stand up." "Otherwise I would've made cream-pie out of you" "And then I would've smashed you like this." "Like this, this, this." " Jolly." "Don't do it." "Don't do it." "Hey you, you don't know who I am." "Rascal." "Why you.." "You don't know who I am." "Oh no." "Scoundrel." "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" "I was telling you "Don't hit him, don't hit him"." "Couldn't you say it in Hindi?" "Didn't you speak in Marathi when you were scared?" " Yes." "I spoke in Sindhi when I was scared." "What?" "Sosa." "Why the wheelchair?" "Why walk, when you can ride?" "My name is Sosa." "And I have appointed these bodyguards for moments like these." "Come on, baby." "Sorry, sorry." "Sosa." "Wait, wait." "Now pick up that table, and smash it on them." "You, you, you." "Kill him." "Now who is he?" "Why are they making an entry one by one?" "Relax." "I will take care of them." "What now?" "Those who are blessed by God can do impossible things." "Kill him." "Jlo." "Look." "We brought two fake Jollys to avenge Jai's father." "Everything was a lie." "Let me explain you." "They are their girlfriends." "Not mine." "I love you." "Are you fine?" " Yes, Jlo." "I love you." "But I am still angry with you." "And I can forgive you on only one condition." "I accept all your conditions." "I accept." "I accept." "I accept." " What are you saying?" "First ask her the condition." " Yes." "It can't be bigger than the problem we're currently in." "I accept." "Done." "Fine." "Then take me to your house." " What?" "What?" " What?" "What?" "Jolly, this is my condition now." "I don't want to take any risk now." "I am going with you, to your home." "And I will stay with you 24/7." "I can say any lie you want me to." "But I am coming with you to your house." "Your driver got engaged." "Is this a true story or a new story?" "This is a love story." "We just need your blessings." "Now you want him to bless drivers as well?" "Why?" " Why?" "What's wrong with drivers?" "Don't they have a heart?" "I am devotee of Bhadrakaali." "I've learnt only one thing." "I will bless them." "Then you'll allow us to stay here for a few days too, right?" "It's a wedding atmosphere in the house." "More the merrier." "Fine." "But, hold." "I will give my blessings too." "But in a traditional style." "Yes." " Hold." "Come, take his blessings." "Bless you." " Yes." "Come on." "God bless." "God bless." "God bless." "Where did he go?" " He left." "He...he..." "left." "Yes." "That's okay." "Take his blessings." "May you prosper." "Like me." "Next year... may you be blessed with a child." "Come, let me show you the baby making room." "What a hell?" "What the hell is happening in this house?" "I can't understand." "What kind of a father-in-law is he?" "He's blessing his own son-in-law to have a child from another woman." "This is as fishy as a vegetarian eating fish." "Very fishy." "Let me find out." "Right now." ""Do you want me?"" ""Do you need me?"" ""Wanna love me?"" ""Come to me, baby."" ""Right now."" ""Right now."" ""Do you want me?"" ""Do you need me?"" ""Wanna love me?"" ""Come to me, baby."" ""Right now."" ""Right now."" ""I will spend my whole life with you."" ""In any condition I will spend my whole life with you."" ""I can even lay down my life for you."" ""Do you want me?"" ""Do you need me?"" ""Wanna love me?"" ""Come to me, baby."" ""Right now."" ""Right now."" ""It's a beautiful moment."" ""Here's the honey, and the moon too."" ""You're my summer."" ""You're my monsoon too."" ""My intentions are to blow out the lights."" ""Fill my heart up with your love."" ""Everywhere I looked I saw only you."" ""Do you want me?"" ""Do you need me?"" ""Wanna love me?"" ""Come to me, baby."" ""Right now."" ""Right now."" ""Do you...want me?"" ""Do you...need me?"" ""The mood's romantic."" ""And you're with me."" ""The heart's mischievous."" ""The ambience is young."" ""Your pranks makes my heart beat faster."" ""Makes my entire body shiver."" ""Let me hide you in my arms."" ""Do you want me?"" ""Do you need me?"" ""Wanna love me?"" ""Come to me, baby."" ""Right now."" ""Right now."" ""I will spend my whole life with you."" ""In any condition I will spend my whole life with you."" ""I can even lay down my life for you."" ""Do you want me?"" ""Do you need me?"" ""Wanna love me?"" ""Come to me, baby."" ""Right now."" ""Right now."" ""Right now."" ""Right now."" "Good morning." "Good morning." "Good morning, JD sir." "Terrific house." "I listened to you and turned my house into a guesthouse." "I feel like slapping you below your ear..." "No, no. not below the ear but Behind his ear." "There's soap left behind Badal's ear." "Clean it please." "Hello." "My Jaggu's so nice." "He sat down for a bath." "The stool slipped from underneath him." "Jaggu started laughing." "My Batook's so nice." "He sat down for a bath." "The stool slipped from underneath him..." "Batuk started laughing." "You haven't forgotten our childhood shenanigans." "Hail Sri Krishna." "Your friendship doesn't let me, Batook." "Hail Bhadrakaali." "Then you wouldn't have forgotten that we promised each other that we will get our children married." "Yes, I..." "Actually, nowadays..." "No, no, not now but tomorrow." "Your SP friend will take his jeep..." "No, no, catch a plane and come to London." "I am bringing my daughter along as well." "On the first flight, okay." "Send your son to pick me up." "I have never seen him." "But I will recognize him using my years of police experience." "Then your son and my daughter will be together." "Goodbye." "Why you..." "Trust me one last time like you did before." "I will take care of these temporary relatives." "And the permanent one that's arriving will be received by your son." "How will you do that?" "Hail Bhadrakaali." "Come on, Parul, walk faster." "I am Batuk Patel." "You're Jolly, right?" "Yes...yes..." " No." "He's Jolly sir." "Then who are you?" " What?" "He's your driver." "Maaro' driver." " 'Maaro' driver?" "I haven't done anything." "Don't hit me." "In Gujarati 'my driver' means 'Maaro driver'." "And she's my daughter Parul." "Isn't your name Jai?" "Yes." " No." "What's yes, no." " Of course." "Jai's a short form." "Jai for..." "Jai for Jolly." "Yes." "Jai for Jolly" "Do you know him?" " Yes." "Very good." "That's great." "Driver." " Yes." "Take the luggage." " Yes." "Sorry." "Please come, come, come." "You need to keep him in control." "Now I get it." "You said that your daddy has selected someone else for you." "And you would want to marry her only." "All this time you knew that the girl was me." "What a surprise, Jai." "I mean Jolly." " Yes." "Really, what a surprise." "Come on, I want to see your house." " Me too." ""Papa plays the band."" ""Papa plays the band."" ""Papa plays the band."" "I am so happy to see you, so happy." "I am so happy" "Why do you look worried?" " No, no, not worried..." "I mean..." "I get it." "I get it." "You are thinking when this friendship will turn into us becoming in-laws." "Right?" "Right?" "Don't worry." "Consider it done." "Jolly and Parul already know each other." "Who is standing besides Jolly?" "That's my driver?" "Driver, did you eat?" "You'll keep my family and me locked in the room for two days?" "Like I said." "Our astrologer has said if you keep the family locked up for two days it makes the family grow fonder." " I won't follow this" "Can't say about the rites but you will have to follow this ritual." "He's outside." "What are you doing outside?" " He's..." "JD." "JD." "We're in-laws now." "In-laws?" "But we are his in-laws." "You heard it wrong." "He's saying that they are friends." "Who are the background artists?" "They...are family friends." "Distant relative." "That's why they are standing to far away." "Let me show you your room." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Let them see their room, and I will show you the bathroom" "There's a fire burning here, JD." "But since I met you my heart is at peace." "But why are you so worried?" "No, I... lun" "...be careful of your tongue, JD." "It's worth a lot." "Your entire life changed because of that." "Now your son's getting married also because of your word." "And you raised your son so well." "I must admit." "Because these days the boys in London are very advanced." "They bring their bride home without the consent of their parents." "Listen to me." "Five days later it's the 15th of August." "Lets fix Jolly's marriage." "Fine, Jolly's marriage is fixed FOR the 15th of august" "Yes." "Marriage is fixed the 15th." "Yes." "Yes." "For Chintu Sunny is Jolly." "For Daboo Max is Jolly." "For Batuk Jai is Jolly." "And for JD Jolly is Jolly." "According to Chintu, Sunny with sit with his daughter ...in the marriage dais." "But according to JD, it's going to be Jolly." "According to Daboo Max will sit with his daughter Bobby." "...In the marriage dais." "And according to Balook Jolly will sit with his daughter.." "...In the marriage dais." "But Jolly wants to marry Jlo." "Why are you trying yourself?" "Why are you trying yourself?" "You've tired us." "You've caused this entire confusion." "Can't say about Brad but we're in this pit because of you." "Because me." "Because me." "Fight with this problem." "Why are you fighting amongst yourselves?" "You've finally become friends after such a long time." "Just a minute." "If we turn JD and Batuk against each other then a lot of our problems can be solved." "But how is that possible?" "They both are best of friends." " Yes." "What were we?" " Friends." "We were friends as well." "But we turned enemies because of a girl." "If we can get a beautiful girl between those two old HAGS then just watch the fun." "Hey, you want to bring a girl between my father and his friend?" "Are you crazy?" "This is right." "And anyway, they both are widowers." "Why you... who are you calling a widower?" "So what?" " What do you want to say?" "You want to get a girl between these two old men." "Not a girl, but a beauty." "She always nails her target, her name is Anarkali." "I even forgot my chandelier for you" "Batuk sir has organized a small party."" "Here?" "I even forgot my earrings for you" "Lets go down for a while." "Or else Batuk uncle will feel bad." "Let's go. "I forgot everything, just for you."" ""Just for you."" ""Just for you."" ""So what happened?"" ""Leaving my Salim's alley."" ""Leaving my Salim's alley."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""Leaving my Salim's alley."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""You made me restless."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""There she goes."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""Rock the night."" ""Burn the floor." "Hold me tight."" ""Anarkali, rock the floor tonight."" ""A tormentor had me pinned in the wall."" ""He tried to imprison my heart."" ""I love freedom."" ""I don't want to stay imprisoned any more."" ""I won't endure his torments any more."" ""Teach me the hip-hop."" ""Top the beat."" ""Play some trance."" ""Give me a chance."" ""Let me sway."" ""Let me sway."" ""Leaving my Salim's alley."" ""Leaving my Salim's alley."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""You made me restless."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""There she goes."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""Hit it." "Hit it." "Hit it."" ""Our love-story...will be really famous."" ""Your beauty...killed me."" "Our plan is a hit." "Our plan is a hit." ""Give me some attention."" ""Get rid of my tension."" ""Your body's like fire."" ""Your touch is electrifying."" ""You're like a bombshell."" ""My heart's burning too."" ""Soothe my heart."" ""Make this beautiful mistake."" ""You're the cure for every pain."" ""Leaving my Salim's alley."" ""Leaving my Salim's alley."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""You made me restless."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""There she goes."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""There she goes."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" ""Anarkali's of to the disco."" "Stand quietly." "She was with me last night." "She was asking about you." "She wants to meet you, sir." "If you say such nonsense then I will slap you." "I will meet her." "Never." "Then she'll come see you." "Stop blabbering your nonsense." "That's what she was saying, not me." "Fine, I will tell Sarla that you don't want to meet her." "Who...who is Sarla?" "She calls herself Anarkali for this ruthless world." "Here real name is Sarla." "But Sarla was Jolly's mother's name." " No." "Jolly's mother?" " Yes." "Sara?" " Yes." "You must meet her now." "Please meet her." "I insist." "Anarkali." "Was asking about me." " Yes." "What are you saying?" " Yes." "She was asking about me?" "Give me her phone number." " Right away." "I will give you her phone number." "Let it be." " Why?" "Doesn't seem nice." " Why?" "I am here for my daughter's marriage." "How will it look?" "Are you...are you sure?" "Fine, then I will tell Hetal." "Hetal?" "Who is Hetal?" " Anarkali." "She calls herself Anarkali for this ruthless world." "Her real name Hetal is on the passport." "Why?" "What's wrong?" "Parul's late mother's name was Hetal as well." "What?" "What a coincidence." "Then big brother you must meet Hetal once." "Hetal." "Hetal." "Hetal." "Hetal." "JD sir!" "You!" "Here!" "I" "I love fools." " What?" "Come, sit." "Sit." "Come." "Oh, God!" "You...wanted to meet me." "Why?" "Even I don't have an answer to that question." "But yes, I did want to meet you once." "You dance..." "I mean you sing very well." "Stupid." "You too, JD sir." "J..." "JD." "Though a little, but you danced really well." "I can't dance." "Last night the boys gave me a few drinks.." "...so my legs started swaying to the beats, Hetal." "Sorry." "Anarkali." "Oh Batook." "It sounds so nice when you say Hetal." "Just once, for my sake, call my real name." "Sarla." "It sounds so nice to hear you say Sarla." "Wow." "You are so nice." "I wonder why people try to demean wealthy people." "Who?" "Who are you talking about?" "No, no." "Actually your friend Batook really likes you." "But when I said that I want to meet you he straightaway ref" "He said that if I meet you.." "...then my image and reputation will be ruined." "Because...there's a shameful past connected with you." "Shameful past?" "Mine?" "Batook was saying that you were a dacoit." "And you were lying that you were a feared dacoit." "JD was saying that you spread a rumor.." "...that you are a retired police commissioner." "He was saying that you were a coward." "That you were just a low-down constable." "He's never even killed a rat." "You would steal loose change from blind beggars." "Jagga!" "Batook!" "Today you've lost respect in my eyes, JD." "You have." "We all know who has lost respect?" "Today you proved one thing, JD." "You can't change a person if you change his name." "You're the one who has changed." "I feel disgusted to call you my friend." "You broke all old relations to make a new one." "So today I reject your son's proposal." " Papa." "Who are you to reject it?" "I reject your daughter's proposal." "Jolly." "Jolly." "You won't marry Parul.." "...but your original choice Henna." "Are you happy?" "Let it be." "I will get my daughter Parul married in a respected family." "Parul." "I will go get my luggage right now." "I cannot live with you, Jai." "I can't live without you." "Even I can't live without you, dear." "But these two.." " Try to understand, sir." "The father's good for nothing." "And so is the daughter." "She's flirting around with the driver." "Batook's daughter is having an affair with the driver." "And he was looking for a respectable family." "Give them your blessings." "And you will get your revenge." "Think, do, take your revenge." "On the 15th august.." " Listen here." "It's for you." "These two will get married as well." "Thank you, uncle." "What are you doing there?" "Come on." "Come on." "Good day." "Move aside." "Congratulations." "15th august." "Prepare for Jolly's marriage." "Jolly." " Yes!" "Yes!" "Come." "Come along." "Max." "Everyone's father knows except for papa Ranjeet." "Ranjeet, I am confused." "Tell me your problem." "I love Derek." "But I also love Andrew." "Who should I marry?" "If you choose A, you'll definitely miss B." "And if you choose B, then A." "I think you should go for C." "Because long time no see." " I didn't get it." "Let me explain." "Flirt with me." "By the way, I am free after nine." "Place is yours...or mine?" "I will sleep over it." "Sleep over me." "Excuse me." " Squeeze me." "Shut up." "Papa." "Come here." "Sunny." "Hi, Max." "Max. how are you my boy, how are you?" "Can't say about Twentieth century"" "...but you're the real fox." "Fox." "Fox." "Now return the fox's watch that you just stole." "Wow." "No joking around with papa Ranjeet" "No joking around with papa Ranjeet" " Sorry." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Look, son." "You're still a novice." "But, uncle." "Sunny's just like you." "Max. he can't be like me by just saying ayee aye." "And no dog can hunt only by barking." "You know." "He's hasn't laid his hand on any girl yet." "What?" " I am ashamed of him." "What?" " Yes." "Sunny, is this true?" "You're insulting me in front of my friend." "I am the one who's feeling insulted." "Papa, you'll be proud of me tomorrow." "We'll be laying our hands on the real deal tomorrow." " Yes." "We'll marry the girls and take all their money and leave them." "Papa, that marriage dais will be our ATM counter." "And the marriage certificate will be our blank cheque." "I taught you swindling, cheating, stealing." "But I never taught you to break anyone's trust." "You two will marry those girls and then leave them." "Break their trust." "Children." "Never break anyone's trust." "Son, many girls came and went in papa Ranjeet's life." "But he married only the one he loved." "And that was your mother." "Understand." "Think about it." "I heard that anyone falls in love." "I feel we've fallen in love too." "Max." "Can't say about the rapist.." "...but my father did his job as a therapist." "Let's go." "Bloody cheaters." "You toyed with our feelings." "We never want to see your faces again." "Jai, you..." "love Parul." "You want to marry her, don't you?" "But son... will you hurt Mr. Kapoor for that?" "Avenge my insult?" "Is this what I taught you, son?" "Papa is always right." "Who are they, son?" " Papa, they are my friends Sunny and Max." "Hello, uncle." " Hello, son." " Hello." "How are you feeling now?" " Fine, son." "I thought that after your coma.." "...your life would come to a full stop." "Full stop?" "Don't be so kind too him." "That enough." "Jai." "Keep this money." "We cannot do your job now." "What?" " Uncle, we're leaving now." "Have you filled an organ donor card?" "Come on." "What are you.." "We thought over it." "What you two did with us was wrong." "But you could've done worse." "And whatever you two did.." "...at least it brought us close" "And maybe tomorrow our daddies.." "...who are bitter enemies can be come together again." "With that hope we're here to say something." "Sunny." "Will you marry me?" "Can't say about Daler.." "...but I have adorned your name's Mehendi (henna).." "We will get married, won't we?" "Are you crazy?" "How will we get married?" "Did you forget?" " He's right." "So many marriage daises." "So many Jollys." "And so many fathers." ""Why are you tiring yourself?" ""Why are you tiring yourself"" "My father's amongst them all." "The mother of all fathers." "Jaggu dacoit." "And tomorrow we're all getting married." "Jaggi-'" "Welcome, welcome." "Foreigner Fafda." "Duke of Wellington." "Hello congratulations" "Welcome, welcome." "Duke sir." "I have drunk a lot of your lemonade." "Top." "Shocking Sabudana." "Prince Charles!" "Prince Charles!" "Welcome." "It's a very joyous, pleasure to attend the UK man of the Year son's wedding." "It's an honour, JD." "Sorry." " Sir." "The bride's father." "Sir, sir." "Make yourself comfortable." "Make yourself comfortable." "Take care." "Watch ahead." "There'll be bigger personalities arriving." "Mamma mia." "Pappa pia." "Normally climax comes after the marriage." "But here the climax is along with the marriage." "Flowers." "Flowers." "Shower it." "JD sir." "JD sir." "You're very fortunate to have got a chance to meet me." "I am joking." "Kapoor and company, where is my commission?" "my commission" ""Beauties, come and sing with me."" "Excuse me, London's waiter." "Go get me a cold drink." "Hey horrendously dressed fool." "Who let you in?" "Don't you know Aakhri Pasta?" " No." "No." "I run London's most successful marriage bureau." "For cartoons like you" "I've even started a mobile marriage bureau" "Press 1 for engagement." "Press 2 for marriage." "And to get married again..." "Press your first wife's neck." "I am joking." "Hey, Bombay duck, come here." "Your father must have taken one look at .." "...your pregnant mother's stomach and said to her "This is our child, right"." "And she must have replied yes." "And then she must have turned to the driver and said "l am joking"." "Mamma mia." "Go get me a cold drink." "Go." "The guests have arrived." "The auspicious time is passing by." "Let's get on with the marriage, come on." " Come." "Call the brides." "Now call the grooms." "Jolly." "What is happening here?" "Show us your face at least." "Sunny." " What is it?" "According to father I am marrying Henna and you're marrying Jio." "What now?" " Why are you tiring yourself" "I've made all the arrangements." "What is this going on now?" "Priest, begin the ceremony." "Stop!" "Stop this marriage right now" "Great, JD." "First you break our friendship." "Then our break their relation." "Then you make my daughter elope and then get him married to your son." "You're still a dacoit." "This man who you all know as JD what was his reality?" "Do you know who he is?" "He's a dacoit from Gangapur area in India." "Murderer." "Plunderer." "Oooh" "JD a dacoit." "A bandit." "Jagga Dacoit." "Batu k." "See." "Who told you that your daughter is marrying my son?" "What's there to see or hear?" "Look, JD's son Jolly." "He's not my son." "He's the driver." "JD has only one legitimate son." "And everyone knows who he is." "We just need to uncover his face." " No, dad, please." "He's not my son either." "He's not his real son." "His real son is there." "We just need to uncover his face." "You fool." "This is his son." "He is not my son either." "He's not." "Then who is JD's son?" "I am JD's real son." "Jolly" "I will explain how and why all this happened." "Papa!" "Enough!" "That's enough!" "If they're bad, then what are you, papa?" "If they aren't worthy of being called your son-in-law are you worthy of being called a father?" "You set out to get your daughter married to JD's son." "But before that did you even bother to ask for our approval?" "You only used your daughter like toys." "You just wound the keys and let them loose." "Go on, fall in love." "And when we did, you said "Let's go"." "I feel ashamed to call you father." "Bobby." "If you want to slap someone then slap me." "All my life I called you illegitimate instead of calling you brother." "I always humiliated the one I should have respected." "If I wouldn't have bothered about ...legitimate and illegitimate, then I might not have see this day." "Daboo." "Chintu couldn't understand the important of relationships." "Not at all." "Forgive me, please." "Chintu." "Don't blame yourself." "Don't forget, I am your elder brother." "I left no opportunity to malign you." "Forgive me, brother." "Forgive me." "Mamma mia, mamma mia." "What a happy ending." "Let me take a picture." "Everybody say cheese." "Cheese!" "Oh, God!" "Jagga Dacoit!" "Jagga Dacoit!" "Jagga Dacoit!" "Dacoit Jagga is back again." "Now you are all in trouble." "You've compelled dacoit Jagga to awaken again." "The first person that I will shoot with this gun is..." "You!" "Jagga Dacoit!" "Jagga Dacoit!" "Dacoit." "Jagga Dacoit!" "Why are you tiring yourself?" "No, no, no." "Hail Goddess." "He's gone crazy!" "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "Come out." "You have awakened Jagga." "Even the police from 700 villages were scared of Jagga." "What do you think?" "Jagga." "You're gonna be buried into the ground alive." "Why are you scared?" "You're time is near." "Bhau." "Jolly." "What is this?" "Jolly's here, Jolly's there." "How many Jolly's?" "Now face your father's gun." "No, listen to me." " Bhau." "Max." "Relax." "The dacoits have surrounded you." "So its better that you surrender." "Can't say about John but Jagga won't take mercy on you." "Bhau." "3210...fire." "Are you suffering from acidity?" "The boy's taken the bait." "Bhau." "What the..." "Where did he go?" "Bhau." "Bhau." "Behind you." "Fire." "The gun's jammed." "Run!" "Hide." "Hide." "JD respects me a lot." "I will go and make him alright." "Give me a white handkerchief." "JD." "JD." "I know that you won't shoot me." "Because you respect me." "Save me." "The fool." "He's gone crazy." "I could've been dead had the bullet hit me." "Rascal." "Jagga uncle." "Jagga uncle." "At least listen to your friend Prince Charles." "Stop, JD." "Stop." "You're not in Gangapur." "You're tax paying member of the British Empire." "In the name of queen and country put down your weapon." "Mamma mia, Camilla." "Sunny." "Come out." "Where are you running?" "Sunny." "Are you okay?" " Sunny." "Who do you think you are?" "First you put JD to sleep and awakened Jagga." "Now you have put Jagga to sleep and awakened JD again." "A hug." "Dad your fine right?" "Superb." "Superb." "That was great." "When everything's ending happily then why don't you adopt my son-in-law." "Just give him half your wealth." "Only half." "Brother, now you are dubbing my lines." "He's a good boy." "Adopt him and give him the wealth..." "Shut up!" "Today all three fake Jolly's will get married." "But you won't get married to this Jolly." " Why?" "She will marry Jwala." "Cut it." "Superb." "Superb." "Give me a hug." "The wall's falling down." "Left." "Get ice." "Not like this." "Naughty" "JD sir, you're just.." "What else did he say?" "Enough." "Take it to that length." "Jolly." ""You're an idiot, you're a fool."" "I can see your nose" ""Whatever, whatever we do."" "Cut it." ""Sweet."" ""..meat."" ""Papa plays the band."" "How will we get married?" "Shut up, Bobby." " You shut up." "Papa." "Look who I brought along." "Beauty." "Beauty." "Beauty." "Papa, she's your daughter-in-law." "Daughter." "Daughter." "Papa, give her a hug sideways." ""But papa's sitting on our dreams like dynamite."" ""But papa's sitting on our dreams like dynamite."" ""Dynamite."" "Driver." "Take this." "Have groundnuts." "And action." "Mamma mia." "I love you." "But I'm still angry with you." " Why?" "Anoint him with the whiskey." "Cut it." "Sajid Nadiadwala." " Nadiad, come on." "Get up, get up, your famous step." ""Papa plays the band."" "Great!" ""Papa plays the band."" "Your movie's a hit, the result's are out." "You don't have to cry over it." "We'll.." "Everyone's out." "Those days are gone." "It's the age of multiplexes." "Its all bottles and things now." "What's bottle got to do with this?" "Ripped by RaaR"