"Friday, June 16, 2000 Universal Music Party" "Boyzvoice sold 30,000 singles of 'Father Christmas' last year." "In Norway, you get a platinum record for 20,000." "It is a great honor to present these awards to you." "Thank you." "I am Timothy Dahle, the manager for these boys." "We have just signed a significant contract with Universal." "We want to thank Universal for believing in these boys." "They are now working on their first album." "'Get Ready to be Boyzvoiced' will be released this fall." "Today's question is:" "Which Norwegian boy band will perform at HitAwards in September?" "Boyzvoice has a radiance, a vocal performance ..." "They are sweet." "Sunday, June 18 Childhood home" "It's strange to come back and see how things have changed." "We rarely get to visit mom and dad anymore." "Just talk on the phone." "Hi!" "You've lost weight!" "Mom's the one that got us interested in music." "She sang us lullabies, christmas songs and birthday songs." "We used to have concerts in our yard." "Things took off in 1996, after a talent show at a shopping mall." "We didn't win, because Hot Tub - no Roar - tore his Achilles." "But we must have made an impression." "Timothy Dahle, our manager, was there." "He saw our potential and wanted to sign us on the spot." "Sit, Luna." "I am concerned with quality assurance." "My job is to ensure that there is quality assurance at every level." "We record the album as fast as possible,   go on a promotional tour, record a music video,   then we launch the whole package at the HitAwards on September 16." "I don't think they really know what they got themselves into." "They had a safe upbringing here, and at our cabin." "They built a little platform there that they used to perform on." "They were so cute!" "Grandma and grandpa came, and they got dressed up." "Thorbjorn, or Hot Tub as he is called, always wanted to wear a dress." "Yech." "He was so cute." "Boys don't belong dresses." "That was gross!" "Saturday, July 15 Promotional Tour" "Let's have a little get-together, boys." "Boys?" "Turn that down." "M'Pete, please put that away." "My job is to promote Boyzvoice in the best possible way,   through the press, media, radio ... whatever." "It's a very exciting job." "I get to meet a lot of stars." "Just kidding!" "But you get used to that." "I mostly work with their manager, Timothy." "We have a great working relationship." "We will arrive shortly at Vinterbro, one of Norway's largest malls." "You are going to sign CD singles there." "They're awesome." "I love Boyzvoice!" "Especially Hot Tub." "M'Pete!" "I do homework to them at home." "They are so awesome!" "I'm writing a term paper on Boyzvoice." "I was supposed to write about NASA, but they let me switch." "Hot Tub's real name is Thorbjorn." "Hot Tub is his stage name." "And Roar's name is ..." "Roar." "How do you know all this?" "I pay attention." "I'm a fan!" "I think one of the reasons we are so popular   is that people identify with our lyrics." "They can relate to them." "This song is about growing up." "Everyone has grown up, right?" "But I can't remember what 'puberty' is in English." "Do you know?" "Puberty." "What?" "Puberty!" "Of course!" "Am I a Boyzvoice fan?" "I guess you could say that." "First time I saw them was on TV, and I thought:" "'Shit!" "This is awesome!" "'" "I have a fan club in the Internet." "Could we have a look?" "Huh?" "At the web pages?" "Sure ..." "No." "I'm only allowed to use the computer on Tuesdays and Thursdays." "I can ask." "Mom, can I have my PC day today, instead of Thursday?" "Here are all their lyrics." "I know them all by heart." "All the lyrics and dances moves." "Could we see some dance steps?" "Are you crazy?" "No way!" "Show us a little." "No way!" "We've lost contact with all our old friends ... put on a little eyeliner." "It's been strange to see how they all changed   once our careers started to take off." "They've lost touch with reality, cut us out of their lives." "My lips." "Some gloss, they get so dry." "'A bunch of gays' is a label that boy bands have to live with." "But that is way off base with us." "We are brothers." "Roar is married, I have lots of dates." "None of us is homo." "And if one of us had been gay, that would be no problem." "Thursday, June 22 Stereo Recording Studio" "Somebody is way off-key." "It might be me, but I have lots of uh.. feedback in my ear." "No, you haven't." "Come on." "This will be great, eventually." "Christ!" "I can't hit that note." "Hello?" "Pay attention to the bompa-bompa." "This isn't exactly the Three Tenors." "I can fix some of this later, if you don't mind." "Heine?" "Jens, here." "Come over to the studio." "I need a repairjob." "Let's take a little break." "A break?" "Yes, boys." "It's not unusual to bring in backup vocalists on albums like this." "Are we going to finish our part now?" "You're pretty much done." "Done?" "Are you satisfied?" "Sure." "You've done your part." "So we can just go home?" "As far as I'm concerned, yes." "So you're happy with ..." "Go straight to the second verse." "How do you like working with Boyzvoice?" "Don't film me!" "I said you could film in here, but respect my privacy!" "You're at work now." "Yes, but this is a ... private job." "I have no desire to have my private work recorded on film." "I should be able to decide myself when I want to be filmed." "Of course." "Yes, of course!" "Thank you!" "Saturday, July 22 Tour Opener in Skien" "We just want to get out there, meet the fans, give them what they want." "That's all we care about." "Do we have to warm up our voices?" "Do we have to warm up?" "Isn't it playback?" "Playback?" "No, it isn't playback." "Hi guys, it's just me." "I brought some people." "Do you mind if these guys take some pre-concert portraits?" "Portraits for ...?" "Newspapers." "And I can stand here ..." "Don't print that one." "Don't forget that this is supposed to be fun." "I know you're nervous." "Are you ready?" "You're excited, nervous, remember all the steps?" "What's it like, being a pop star?" "A lot of pussy in the back room?" "Maxi Jazz, from Faithless, had a concert here." "What a dude!" "We're buddies now." "I have his private number." "I went to a party with him, and picked up three chicks!" "I had the most outrageous boner!" "Any chance I could party with you guys, too?" "Get another boner?" "Leave the boys alone." "Sorry, man." "Aren't you supposed to introduce them?" "You got it." "Great meeting you." "How're you doing?" "How're you feeling?" "Are you ready to get 'Get Ready to be Boyzvoiced'?" "Dear God, give us the strength to give our best concert ever." "Let me tell you a little story, since I'm feeling so good up here." "While waiting for the elevator ..." "Let Hot Tub, Roar and me ..." "What the hell is he doing out there?" "... and nothing happens." "You get all restless and antsy." "And you start pounding that button like possessed ..." "It's great to see all of you here." "Are you ready for Boyzvoice?" "Let's go." "We give 40,000 people a night they will never forget." "That's what makes this job so meaningful." "We've never performed for 40,000." "Us?" "No, I didn't mean us!" "I thought you were talking about us." "We had 1478 in Lillehammer." "That was our record." "We've never had 40,000, but ..." "I notice that I have become a very interesting person." "And the girls notice that too." "I would like a girlfriend." "I would like to find someone, but it's not easy." "She would have to accept that my career is more important   than her, than my family ..." "Not your family." "Yes, even my family." "More important than if mom got sick?" "Yes, I would say so." "OK, maybe not mom, but dad, definitely." "You can't be serious." "First mom, then my career, then dad, then my girlfriend." "If she's really hot, she might come before dad." "Saturday, July 22 Party after first concert" "I am so proud of you!" "They went crazy out there." "People were crying and stuff." "Let me get some ..." "Party time!" "Timothy is bringing the girls." "Anne Berit, it was great!" "Now we're partying with chicks." "You're crazy." "Why shouldn't I be?" "This is Gry, Bente and Stine." "They are huge fans." "They would love to party." "Were you at the concert?" "Wenche?" "Do you girls want to ..." "Let's go down to the lobby bar and leave the boys alone." "Have a seat on the couch." "We'll get you something to drink." "Just have a seat ..." "Cool!" "Someone's getting roast beef on his breadstick tonight ..." "How old are they?" "I don't know." "Because ..." "OK." "Want anything to drink?" "Beer?" "Champagne?" "Orange soda, maybe." "Do we have any of that?" "What grade are you in?" "Tenth." "So ..." "How old are you?" "16." "16?" "We didn't have a cafeteria at school." "We had to bring our own lunch." "Is your teacher male or female?" "Mine is a man." "Do you know this game?" "Everybody go like this." "Space station." "Station house." "Come on." "Bottoms up!" "Drink all of it." "Jeez!" "Don't do that!" "You crack me up." "Wake up!" "Don't you ever stop filming?" "Open the door." "You aren't coming in here!" "I'm just borrowing something." "Your dog is in here." "Luna?" "Of course." "No, she's been licking her wound again!" "Sit, Luna!" "Sit, Luna!" "Don't tell my dog what to do!" "Calm down." "Hold her!" "She bit me!" "She bit me!" "That has never ..." "That is the first time ..." "Monday, June 19" "We love shooting music videos." "We get to dress up and play." "In this case we are Playmomen." "This video is about the relationship between children and adults." "Adults have no sense of imagination." "I just ripped ..." "You can't see that from behind." "These suits are made of foam covered with latex." "They get extremely hot." "One thing that is important to remember, is ..." "What?" "Never mind." "Say it." "I was going to say that it's important to use talcum,   so we don't get fungus on our balls." "Saturday, July 1 Kickoff party for Boyzvoice" "Thank you all for coming." "Now it's time to drink, party and have fun!" "A tabloid wants to take some pictures of you." "Is that all right?" "Two minutes." "Tell them no." "Hey!" "Congratulations." "Great video." "I agree." "And I think you're great too, by the way." "This is my girlfriend, Stine." "Congratulations." "You guys are great!" "Awesome video!" "Bet you're getting plenty of pussy now." "I told you not to film me." "Don't film me." "Go away!" "Hey, either you leave, or I leave." "Shit!" "The tabloid would love just one picture." "Hot Tub and Roar are game." "But we need you." "They agreed?" "I'm always interested in new talents." "You are talented." "You have potential." "The two of us ..." "That would be cool, but I already have a manager." "Maybe some other time." "Think about it." "That would be cool." "Come on!" "What's the girlfriend's name?" "Stine." "Could we get a picture of her?" "I don't want pictures taken of her." "Do you want to, Stine?" "Don't make a big deal out of this." "I'm not really comfortable with ..." "OK." "That's it." "Thank you." "Saturday, July 29 On way to charity concert" "Before I met Stine, I thought I could never date a 16-year-old." "She would be too young." "She's in 10th grade." "How mature can she be?" "I agree, it sounds young." "But 16 is as low as I go." "Financially speaking, these charity gigs are not very lucrative   for Boyzvoice or myself." "I usually take a 20 % cut, but we don't get paid for gigs like this." "But as far as image-making and goodwill goes ..." "If we can give the impression that the boys in Boyzvoice are kind-hearted,   nice people, we can double our record sales." "So you feel no actual sympathy toward drug addicts?" "We ... uh ... of course ... we ..." "We are a band." "We have to think about our career." "Let the drug addicts worry about their own ..." "career." "We can't take responsibility for people who end up in the gutter   and mess up their own lives." "SALVATION ARMY" "Let's respect the crowd management regulations here, so no one ..." "Filming is banned at this mall." "We have been granted permission." "No." "What?" "I have no authority to contradict you on that." "So ... fine." "Here's the CD." "Track 1." "Stine, you should go out there and enjoy the atmosphere." "We're just about ready." "Welcome to Strommen Mall." "Thank you for supporting this event:" "Pop Against Drugs." "And now for the highlight of our show:" "Boyzvoice!" "We will now experience their true vocal skills." "Boyzvoice will now perform their latest song, or tune, a cappella:" "'Hey, Mr. President.'" "It's full of scratches." "Put it back in." "We ..." "What's going on?" "The CD player ..." "Is something wrong?" "This goddam CD player is worth less than the change in that cup of yours!" "Just turn on the microphones and let the boys sing." "We've been through this." "Let go of me!" "This piece of shit CD player ..." "Let's clarify the situation here." "You shut up!" "Gotcha." "What should we do?" "I apologize." "You were expecting good Norwegian pop to help the drug addicts." "But these Salvation Army idiots have given too much money to junkies   and too little on buying a decent goddam CD player." "They screwed it up for everyone!" "Take it easy!" "Are you all right?" "Just got an elbow in my gut." "We can only ..." "Let go of the mike!" "Have you been drinking?" "!" "I wish we had!" "This is embarrassing." "Quality assurance was neglected ..." "You think you can raise hell here?" "Come with me!" "You screwed up everything!" "No, you have ruined everything for these youngsters!" "Monday, July 31 Press conference" "I just know they'll focus more on that Salvation Army incident  than our album release." "Don't worry about it." "But look at this article!" "People get beat up all the time, just look at Timothy." "But they're mad at us." "People read about stuff like this every day." "If Timothy hadn't been so hotheaded, we could have avoided ..." "I will admit that I went a tad too far." "But I have had a tough time lately." "Had trouble focusing." "Luna is sick." "I took her to the vet ..." "Don't blame this on your dog!" "It was a serious operation." "Isn't it a little stupid to blame your dog for your latest troubles?" "If your dog is the reason you can't do your job, then put her to sleep!" "I refuse to listen to this." "Let the journalists in!" "Regroup, boys." "Here come the journalists!" "Are you ready to get Boyzvoiced?" "Welcome." "Let me stress that this conference is about the release   of Boyzvoice's new CD: 'Get Ready to be Boyzvoiced.'" "Please restrict your questions to the new CD." "It will be released September 4,   two weeks prior to their HitAwards appearance." "Yeah!" "Any questions?" "Not about the launch, but about the Salvation Army ruckus." "What is Boyzvoice's version of what happened?" "We have no version." "What the papers wrote ..." "We have no comment." "No comment." "Question?" "Aren't you afraid of losing fans?" "It was a charity concert." "Being charitable is our ..." "We support drug addicts, and we always have." "I happened to be at that Salvation Army concert." "I noticed that you stopped singing when the CD got stuck." "Is it true that you don't sing any of the songs yourselves?" "I sure can't sing." "I know you can't, but do you sing, M'Pete?" "You want to know if I can sing?" "Can we please have some ... different questions?" "M'Pete, your voice varies from song to song." "Explain that." "I don't..." "That is part of my expression." "I ..." "I adapt." "This tabloid shows you with a 12-year-old girlfriend." "Any comment?" "12-year-old?" "Her parents were interviewed." "She is 12." "Doesn't that worry you?" "Where did you get that from?" "It says so right here." "Is she your girlfriend?" "There are crazy fans and groupies everywhere." "Everyone seems to be out to smear us." "This conference is over!" "Shithead journalists!" "Love has no age limit." "You will have an opportunity to listen to the CD ..." "Let go of me!" "Go to hell!" "Tuesday, August 1 Meeting with record company" "Hi." "We have a meeting with Singsaas." "They're in Jupiter." "In Jupiter?" "Down the hall to the right." "Let me do the talking." "I'll squeeze some millions out of them." "You've met Bryan, the head of Universal International." "Have a seat." "Hello there." "Would you boys like to tell me how you view the situation?" "We are looking forward to the final mix next week ..." "Could you speak English, Timothy?" "Bryan is from the States." "So he doesn't ... speak any Norwegian?" "No, so please speak English." "We are excited about ..." "Speak English!" "He's from America." "Doesn't he speak a word of Norwegian?" "A little arrogant, coming here without knowing the language." "We ..." "Why doesn't he start?" "You talk." "One million dollars!" "That's ..." "What?" "You can't speak English!" "Sure I can." "That man just shredded us, and you didn't say a word." "He spoke fast, with an accent." "He spoke normal, slow English." "You must be the only Timothy in the world who can't speak English!" "I have a junior high report card that proves I passed English." "Junior high?" "Say something in English." "Come on!" "We're Norwegians." "What's the point?" "Might as well be French or Russian." "Say something in English." "I'm a boy." "I'm a boy?" "That's English." "Are you going to sit in front of record executives saying 'I'm a boy'?" "Among other things, yes." "You might as well say, 'Hello, I am a big dork!" "'" "Are you just going to walk away..." "Yeah, that's really great!" "Are we getting something to eat now?" "Eat?" "Do I look like a waiter?" "!" "Go ask your buddies!" "So much for that job." "I had hoped for some support." "To think I almost had sex with a man who can't speak English." "What if I said 'I love you' to you, after sex." "What would you answer?" "I would say ..." "I'm a big boy." "That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard!" "Go ahead." "Drive off!" "Easy, Luna." "2 weeks later ..." "I enjoy this job more, actually." "Things are better now." "That pop star life wasn't really for me." "It became this make-believe world." "I sing more now while I work than when I was a pop star!" "I'm a plumber." "That's what I do best." "Shit ..." "Another blown gasket!" "What are you doing here?" "We were hoping to talk to you." "Why?" "About what?" "Hear how you were doing." "Fine." "Right now we're doing some moving jobs." "A nice break from the music life." "So we're doing fine." "Why isn't this working?" "You have to push both buttons." "Having an IQ sucks, huh?" "Bands often suffer hardship once they really take off." "Even the Beatles went through phases where they were unpopular." "People burned Beatles albums on bonfires in cities all over." "We are no where near that kind of trouble, fortunately." "We haven't released a single album that people can burn." "Do you see any chance of a comeback?" "We have to." "I passed on an education." "Staked everything on a pop career." "It seems like people have decided that Boyzvoice sucks." "That we didn't even sing." "I sung everything in the studio." "But I could hear afterward that it didn't sound like my voice." "I don't know who ..." "The producer is responsible for the final mix." "If there's some part I can't sing, they ..." "And I try ..." "And I hear ..." "And I hear the record, and I think:" "Shit, that isn't me!" "It isn't me!" "I have compared the graphs from the material submitted to me." "I can ascertain with some certainty that M'Pete did not sing this song." "I can't believe it!" "We trusted them." "Disappointing." "They tricked thousands of girls." "They're no longer interesting." "They're fake." "Bands like Boyzvoice are a disgrace to the entire pop industry." "My job is to make it as good as possible." "Boyzvoice asked my manager if I could contribute in the studio." "I said no." "When I sang 'Father Christmas', I thought it was some inside joke." "I feel violated as an artist and a person." "We'll never listen to Boyzvoice again." "Everyone is abandoning us." "Even Stine, my girlfriend, who ..." "Is that over?" "Yes, it's over." "Fortunately I still have my music." "That is what helps me survive." "I still write music and songs." "I find that has a healing effect." "I even wrote a song about Stine." "About how I experienced that, how life was with her." "That song is the last thing I have, in a sense." "I've heard all those rumors about Boyzvoice not actually singing." "That's so typical." "Every time a band starts doing well,   some jealous guy has to come and claim he's the one who's singing and stuff." "That's stupid." "It's true that his voice changes from song to song." "But everyone's voice changes." "Sometimes you have a cold, sometimes you just woke up." "I know a little about that." "I used to sing in a boys' choir." "A boys' choir?" "Let's hear something." "Are you crazy?" "I'm not gonna sing!" "I quit when my voice started to crack." "Let's hear something." "No way!" "That's like so stupid!" "I don't agree that the situation is as dire as everyone says." "I still get 20 % of the boys' income, whether they sing or move furniture." "But there is more money in an international pop career, of course." "We can't forget that we have 11 great songs for an album." "Granted, no record company wants to produce it,   but I have decided to release it on the Internet instead." "Sit, Luna!" "Hi there." "Hi!" "You brought a whole TV team." "I was flattered when Timothy asked me to make Boyzvoice's web pages." "We've had 14 hits this week." "Isn't that pretty lousy?" "Not really." "Someone even tried to download the album." "If I don't bring the availability level up to an acceptable level for an external user   they won't sell any albums." "Boyzvoice." "No, Boyzboyz." "Boyzboyz?" "!" "Why the hell is it Boyzboyz? - is that some jerk had already stolen the domain name 'Boyzvoice'." "Boyzboyz was the closest name I could think of." "That won't work!" "I feel confident that these pages will work,   and that I have done a good job." "Timothy is unhappy right now, but he knows nothing about computers." "Why not change the band name?" "You are such a moron!" "Boyzboyz doesn't sound that bad." "It sounds like a website for gays!" "Teen idols can't be called Boyzboyz." "Another hit!" "Now we're up to ..." "We can't afford to do this anymore." "Maybe we should call it quits." "We can't launch the album without any money." "All problems have a solution, and Timothy has the solution." "Did you win the lottery?" "Your eminent manager has found you a sponsor." "So we have to wear a logo on our caps?" "All the big artists have sponsors." "Ricky Martin, Michael Jackson ..." "The big bucks don't come in until you have a sponsor." "We're back as pop stars!" "Luxury hotels, bus tours, stylists ..." "Who's our sponsor?" "Pepsi?" "No, not Pepsi." "Who is our sponsor?" "Frionor fish fingers." "Fish fingers?" "Frionor fish fingers." "Is this some new product, or the same old ..." "Good old fish fingers." "Healthy, fresh, hip." "Fish fingers aren't hip." "Sure they are!" "As far as frozen fish goes." "They're a lot hipper than ... say, fish au gratin." "Hipper than fish au gratin?" "We get money, and free marketing." "We get paid to hang in stores." "Over the frozen food counter?" "And on the back of the cartons:" "Are these samples, or what?" "They are in stores." "The deal has been signed." "We would never do an ad if we didn't feel it was right for us." "But we liked this concept." "We did it because we thought it was a cool idea." "Saturday, September 2 Back on tour" "According to this article, it's trendy to be gay." "That's what I said." "Boyzone sold 30 % more albums after Stephen Gately admitted he was gay." "I told you so." "30 % is a lot." "Let's have Hot Tub be our homo." "No." "Come on." "It's a good idea." "It's a great idea!" "It feels great to be back on track." "We have proved that Boyzvoice is for real, that we can weather a storm." "Listen up, guys." "We'll be at the festival in an hour." "Reports say the atmosphere is perfect." "We're on our way to one of Norway's biggest music festivals." "I can't remember what it's called, but it's one of the big ones." "An annual festival." "And we are going to perform." "We are really looking forward to this." "Welcome to Vinstra, boys." "The 2000 Titano Festival!" "Okay..." "Are we performing here?" "The arena for Boyzvoice's comeback!" "This is a country festival." "Don't you know what country means?" "'Which country are you from?" "'" "I'm just thinking this ..." "This sucks." "It's a little ..." "It doesn't suck!" "Are you Boyzvoice?" "I'm Asbjorn, the organizer." "Hi there." "We spoke on the phone." "I see you brought a whole team." "We only have one rule here:" "No punching old ladies in uniform." "We'll have none of that." "Where are your vocalists, by the way?" "Can you believe the crap those newspapers print?" "No one here will suspect you of playback." "Here, everything's live." "We have all our music on CD." "We need to play this." "You can't." "Everything is live here." "What do you mean?" "We don't have ..." "Here is your tent." "There's a bag of food behind the tent." "There's no toilet, and we'd rather not have any peeing in public." "Try to use buckets or bottles." "I can't understand his dialect." "He wants us to pee in a bucket." "That opening act sucks." "Isn't that perfect?" "He's bound to make you look better." "Here are your outfits." "Go ahead and change." "Here are the hats." "We aren't changing." "You can't sing in that." "You'll get beat up." "This isn't a hockey game." "Good point." "How are you doing?" "The atmosphere is hot!" "That was Waldemar, ladies and gentlemen." "Hey, guys." "Good luck." "Break a leg." "This is Lars Erik from Frionor, our sponsor." "And once again, please stop peeing in the grass." "We have little kids running around collecting bottles every morning." "Now for some people from Oslo." "I just need some time to myself, and everything will be fine." "Why is he nervous?" "Leave him alone, and concentrate on your job." "Here is their sponsor." "Hello, my name is Lars Erik Martinsen." "I am a marketing consultant for Frionor Seafoods." "We are a company with around 60 employees,   whose agenda is to make people eat more fish." "So I have a whole box of goodies here,   that I want to share with you." "Catch!" "Waldemar?" "Why is that pianist still out there?" "He can't leave the stage." "He's going to play with you." "Please welcome ... the Boyzvoice!" "Thank you." "Here comes 'We are the Playmomen'." "For your information, ladies and gentlemen:" "Hot Tub, the little guy nearest me,   has today chosen to announce that he is gay!" "I may get to meet Boyzvoice in person." "If I win this competition, I'll get to meet them for real." "It's on the back of fish fingers boxes." "Whoever sends in the best drawing   gets to meet them backstage at the HitAwards show." "I have to win." "I have sent in so many drawings." "But you can only send in one drawing with each coupon,   so I've had to buy tons of fish fingers." "And mom insists that i eat all of it." "I've had fish fingers for ten straight days now." "A girl I know helped me with the drawings." "She's really good." "Is she your girlfriend?" "My girlfriend?" "Not!" "Are you crazy?" "Gross!" "Saturday, September 9." "One week before HitAwards" "We have followed you through six months of ups and downs." "How do you feel now?" "I feel bitter, to be honest." "Especially at the press." "They have ruined things for us by focusing on the negative." "They've tried to make a scandal out of us not singing." "Music critics are supposed to say whether they like the music or not." "It's none of their business how the music is made or produced." "That should be illerev... irrelev..." "Why should they care?" "Within a year, we'll have the new James Bond theme." "To be that big is one of my goals." "Then we have reached the pinnacle." "I think that goal is reachable." "We just have to be a hit at HitAwards." "Everyone will be there." "We are going to prove once and for all that the criticism was unjustified." "So you'll sing live?" "Well ... we're going to prove all the critics wrong." "You'll sing yourselves, in other words?" "We are going to perform, and prove ..." "You bet your ass we're going to sing!" "The Boyzvoice boys are going to use their own voices at the HitAwards." "Shit!" "One more time." "You were close." "One, two, three, four." "Shit!" "That's great." "Really?" "Excellent!" "Thank you." "September 16 HitAwards at Oslo Spektrum" "This is their last chance." "It's no use, if they don't sing." "You have never sounded better." "That's great to hear, because I am so nervous." "Knock on wood." "This has to work." "You would not believe the atmosphere up there." "Too bad Luna couldn't experience this." "I'm sure she's watching from heaven." "Here is Frionor with the contest winner." "Do you have a couple of minutes?" "Come on in, Ove." "Shit!" "Ove, this is Boyzvoice." "Ove." "You guys are totally cool!" "Could I take some pictures for the cover of my term paper?" "A term paper?" "Welcome to HitAwards 2000!" "Ove is a true fan." "He knows the lyrics to all your songs." "He knows the dance steps,   and he knows all the songs and dances from your videos." "Give us a show." "Let's see." "No way!" "I'm not a retard." "In front of you?" "Shit, no!" "Come on!" "Ove has brought a friend." "Can we call her your girlfriend?" "I guess." "She didn't want to come in." "Probably thought you were too busy." "Tell her to come in." "Of course." "Come on in." "Stine, this is Boyzvoice." "I'm going to be sick!" "Relax, M'Pete." "You come in here before his biggest concert,   just to show off your new boyfriend?" "I said I didn't want to." "How could you dump M'Pete for that?" "What's it like to kiss that?" "M'Pete!" "What just happened?" "What happened?" "I just kicked that trash can." "Does your foot hurt?" "Yes!" "Don't do that!" "Let me see." "This looks fine." "Don't worry." "Welcome back to HitAwards 2000, with Morten Abel, Boyzvoice, A1 ..." "Try standing on it." "We're on in 15 minutes." "Hey, Ove!" "Where did that little guy go?" "Sorry I was so abrupt." "You were so good at singing and dancing ..." "Do you know all the lyrics to 'Playmomen'?" "Of course." "I have a great idea." "Come here, Let me show you something cool." "Put this on." "Use plenty of makeup." "This will be great." "Seriously, Timothy ..." "Don't worry." "This will work." "Turn off that camera." "We don't want this filmed." "They inspire us." "They are great." "They get us involved." "I'm guaranteed an A on my report." "Forget about that." "Just sing good." "One word describes them:" "World domination." "It won't be 100 % perfect, but I'll do my best." "You'd better." "It's all up to you." "Shit!" "I sure didn't expect this." "Boyzvoice!" "It was cool to meet Boyzvoice, and to perform." "But it sucks that no one believes it was me." "That I was M'Pete at HitAwards." "Everyone says I'm imagining it." "I think it's unfair of Boyzvoice, not to admit that it was me." "I failed my term paper." "The teacher flunked me   because I wrote that it was me." "She said I had mixed fact and fiction." "It was supposed to be based on fact, and nothing imaginary." "Norwegian pop heroes Boyzvoice are flying high   after their performance at the HitAwards in September." "Their concerts are sold out, and they have just signed a super contract." "'Get Ready to be Boyzvoiced' is finally available in stores." "They are more popular than ever, both at home and abroad." "The money from the record company is now pouring in." "Hot Tub has been embraced since he came out of the closet." "M'Pete's new girlfriend is 16-year-old Hanne from Royken, outside Oslo." "But she won't see much of him any time soon." "The boys are touring Europe promoting their new single:" "'Spy Me at Noon.'" "Let's round off tonight's show with a clip from that video." "Thanks for tonight." "Here is Boyzvoice with 'Spy Me at Noon'!" "Subtitles:" "Nick Norris"