"PARIS, end of July" "We're not in the circus." "Shut up!" "Go on holidays to the sun." "The sun is life!" "You're really overworked." "Forget it!" "You're incredibly overworked." "Reached the limit!" "You'll make enemies." "Go on holidays, now!" "Telegram." "It is for you." "It is for you." "Phil." "Phil." "Come." "You there, grab it." "Jean." "We leave earlier, because we will depart at 5 p.m.." "Ok, let's go." "Great." "No more work." "Aren't you selling anymore tickets?" " No, no." "Straight go, go." "The sun is waiting." " The beaches." "The girls." "The flippers." "There, he is." "He goes away." "Wait for us." "Jean-Guy, open." "A ticket, please" " I don't have any." " Neither do I." "Jean-Guy, come." "Another hour and we depart." "Tell Gerard immediately." " I tell him." "Gerard, we have just time to change." "Accelerate forth." " Okay." "You'll see." "Conquering times ahead." " Hey, that's not the usual route." " Where are you going?" "To a surprise party." " On July 30?" " Exactly." "Ah!" "We're trapped!" "Forward." "Pushing." "Go, go, go." " Hurry." "Why did we stop here?" "Our bus will be gone." " No." "We still, have five minutes." "Wait for us." " We're here." "Out of the way." "Let us pass." "Is this an organized tour?" "I will say to my mom." "There is no steering." " Where's the steering wheel?" "Now, it's getting better." "Is it an anti-teft system?" "Not on this model." " Are you sure?" "Surely, it can't be." "Aren't you going to Chãtelet today?" "No." "We go to Spain." "CHARLOTS GO TO SPAIN" "Hey, kid." "Throw away that sausage." "It's too heavy." "Stupid animals." "I should really quit drinking." "What happened?" "A sip?" "You'll be better." "We're stopping." "We're stopping." "Do you need help?" "I know a bit about it." "Is it really a calf?" " Your engine is indeed, an "Animal Kingdom"." "We're stopping." "We're stopping." "Where did he find this?" "In a taxi, from 1914." "What are they doing?" "Haven't you seen my spring?" " Maybe, is this." "Do you need this?" " No." "And you?" " No." "No!" "No, scorpions!" "Scorpions, no!" "Oh, no!" "Scorpions, no!" "Hey, Gerard." "Look." "Take it away." " She eats our parts." "Shake it." "But that's all ours." "Hey, not all ours." " Keep shaking." "That's not a chicken, but a sewer." "Hey, it smokes the same brand as me." "I found it." "Are there any cracks?" " It's like new." "And we are still missing some springs." "Let's go." "We have no time to waste." "I'm lucky." "I found it." "We don't need it anymore." "Get in." "Let's go." "Straight ahead." "Nothing to declare?" "Should the calves be reported?" " You carry calves?" "Well, they come, they go." " Buzz off." "Haven't you seen the queue?" "Murderers." "I told you that it was overheating." "Ladies, gentlemen." "The Spanish Customs." "Identifications please!" "Passport, identity card, as you wish." "Nothing to declare?" " No." " Gentlemen." "You look like him, sir." "And I have something from him." "I see it." " And we are together." "It's really striking." "Look carefully." "Indeed." "It's really striking." "They're right, aren't they?" "Have a nice trip, gentlemen." "Wow." " I'm amazed at him." "Ladies and Gentlemen, We're driving on Spanish soil." "At a speed of, 60 km per hour, down the hill, of course." "The outside temperature is ... 38 degrees, at the moment." "At the left, is the sea." "The sea." "Admire the picturesque Spain." "It's staggering." "Hey look." "An ice cream vendor." " And flowers." "A boat." " A pile of sand." "Tell me, you are not cheating." "How beautiful." "It's not that one." "Come back." "It's just typical." "What is it?" "No, it wasn't me." " What's happening?" "We have paid." "You want war." "Hands up." "My pistol." "Watch out the arrow." "My dinner." "Our shoes." "Give at least our shoes back." "Our shoes." " My slippers." "Brute." "We already paid." " You're lucky I don't wear shoes." "Listen, listen." "They do not make reservations without money." "The boss of the booking agency has fled, to the Bahamas." "All hotels are fully booked up to 50 kilometers." "What's happening?" " Is it there?" "Yes, it's there." "But there are problems." "All the better, because it's not nice." "When can we get rooms?" " Never, never." "What?" "It's a scandal." "We have paid." "You will reimburse us or find us a stay." "Let him go." "He has done nothing." "And what will become of me?" "My mom paid the total amount." "I only have some change." "Do not weep, my friend." " You'll see mummy again." "Cheer up." "The embassy will help us." "Down, or I'll get you." " The Bahamas is not bad." "Wow!" "She's beautiful." "A worthy catch." "Hey, watch out." "You two, are happy fools." "Nero, my baby." "Come back." "Stop." "Lie down." "Quickly." "Get him." " We'll be right back." "EMPLOYEES ENTRANCE" "Where is he anyway?" "Where is he?" "The employment agency send us anything." "Two instead of six." "Nero." "Hey, what are you doing?" "They don't even have shoes?" "Hey, dude." "We are on holidays." "We're not here to work." "French barefoot." "Do you speak spanish?" "Yes." "Reasonably well." " The hardest thing is the letter "J"." ""Con mucho Jales los Jovenes se Juntan"." "In this case there are three "J's"." "To the scum, young people join." "Stop." "El cielo está enladrillado, ¿Quien lo desenladrillara?" "El desenladrillador... que lo desenladrille, buen desenladrillador será." "Entiendem?" "My aunt's pen is not on my grandmother's stairs." "My father's hat is smaller than my uncle's garden." "Little butter pots will forever be, small butter jars." "Got it?" "You see, your cheap vocabulary is of no use for anything." ""Cuidado con la puerta."" "It means, "Watch out the door."" " Go get your shoes." "Yes, my General." "Shoes ... shoes ..." "I'm making my Christmas collection." "Do you have anything?" "I regret enormously." "These will fit me." " Me, too." "Hey, the dog." "Come baby, come." "Can we exchange?" " No, no." "What are you looking for?" "You look awesome" "This is not mine." "Now, even worse." "Keep a close eye on them." "And make sure, they have enough food." "One spoon for daddy." "And another for mummy." "One for grandma." "A full spoon for uncle." "What is he doing?" "You know nothing about children." "Look." "But this is not the same." " A full spoon for mummy ... for daddy, for grandma one for gandpa." "Go on, eat." "And this one's for me." "Stop." "1, 2, 3, 4." " With you, he makes progress." "I love them, handsome and muscular, like you." "Mattress?" "Parasol?" "Okay." " Separate or together?" "Together naturally." " I see, together." "Okay." "Follow me." "Here's another good place." "Hold it." "Oh no." " Open." "Hey champ." "Ready?" "Be nice." "Deliver me from that guy." "He keeps following me." "No problem." "Isn't he cool?" "He skis under the water." "Bob." "Bob." "I'm here." " All right, Bob?" "Up here." "Up here." "I am here." "Get ready." "We'll start again." "Have you seen it?" "He looked happy." " I do not understand." "No, hey." "Leave her alone." "What does he say?" " I don't know." "Right?" " Yes, yes." "Good." "And our notice." "And social security." "And the child?" "And our pension money." "And our bonuses." " And that you call 'paid leave'." "And our thirteenth month." " The fourteenth month." "And retirement." " And the fifteenth month." "Why did you give away all our coins?" "I have nothing left." " Of course." "I have no money." "Are you interested?" "Inside, it's much better." "Can I see that?" " Of course." "You're too sweet." "You can have it." "That's cool." " And it brings money." "Hey, what is that?" "No, it's for my beard." " Did that scare you?" "No, it didn't." " Pick up those things." "Come, we're going." "Wait." "Wait for us." "And our friends?" " Too much weight." "Go on." "Go on." "Get the address, too." "I tell you officially:" "the general rule is." "Thumb in the air ." " You are right." "There are those who exaggerate." "He will jump on us." "Hurry up." "He is jealous, huh." "You found it funny?" "You do not understand." "I love her." "My Love." " A truck." "Get ready." "You came with the goats?" "You can not imagine." "That was really cool." "And it smelled bad too." " We have been waiting for you and ..." "I'm tired of this." "They mocked us." "I find them very friendly." "We'll invite them." "Was it really necessary?" "Your guitar is not tuned." "I do not care." "I'm hungry." "You think you're smart?" "Come, I invite you." "My guitar wasn't tuned, hey?" "My guitar is tuned." "Phil, stop ... with ..." "you ..." "Let's play something." "Philoooo ... ... ole... ole." "Ole." "Let's play some music." "Let's go, they're happy." "Let's go paddling, okay?" "The water looks good." " Watch out for sunburns." "Why?" " Jacques is going to be burnt." "Like a sausage on the barbecue." "What's wrong?" "Are you lost?" "What colour is the caravan of your parents?" "What colour is it?" "What is the colour." "White." "Let's find out." "Ma'am, have you lost a child?" "Is there anyone?" "Do you have a child?" " Maybe soon, if you didn't have disturbed." "Don't you have a brother?" " Yes, but leave him alone." "What's the problem?" " Nothing, nothing." "It's okay." "Sir, is this your son?" "I would be surprised, unless he hides me something." "George." " Come, come." "I'm thirsty." " He is thirsty." "It's nothing." "Success." "What do you want?" "Whisky?" "Would you like icecream?" " Yes, yes." "Jean-Guy." " Yes." "That's it." " I prefer chocolate flavour." "Want some pineapple?" " Yes." "Quickly." "A can opener." "That's good, huh." " I prefer chocolate." "There he is." " Mummy." "Daddy." "Come, my sweetheart." "Come." "Stop." "Let's have the watermelon." "It looks juicy." " I want this piece." "Look, look." " It's delicious." "What can I do about it, it is not finished?" "Complain to the builder, to the architect." "The contract provides for the delivery of the keys today." "Painted with carpet and kitchen." "You're right." " Who will finish?" "I do not care." "We've been working ten hours a day." " And I work fifteen hours." "I don't care about your problems." " You exploit the workers, not me." "Go to work." "I did what I could." "And that's it." "The rats abandon the sinking ship." "That's nice." "I going to get in myself, finished or not." "I have paid." "I honour my obligations." "Now, it's your turn." "Dominique, Georgette." "We take our move." "Forward, Georgette." "Hurry up." "It's not the time to ..." "Leave us alone." "We're enjoying the scenery." "French?" " Yes." "Will you do a good deed?" "To help your countryman?" "Would you like to make some good "PESETAS"?" "Gentleman." "Addressed to Mr Tchang Ho Chi Li Yang." "54 Carlon Street Hong Kong." "Has the carpet been installed?" "Dad and his ideas." " Oh, they already put the window." "Open up, it's so hot here." " The nights are cold, you know?" "The latches are on the outside." "I see it." "You're all fat necks." "No, no, no." "Put on that side." "On that side." " But your husband told me..." "My husband said, my husband said ..." "I'm the boss here." "And if you have something to say ..." "What are you two arguing about?" "The radiator is to go there." "I've already said." "Go on, get out." "Georgette, there, I said." "You are always changing your mind." "No, the TV should be there." " I agree." "Finally, he learnt." "Thank you, Georgette." "Thanks, mama." "They can say what they want... but it tastes quite different as it grows in the sun." "Those guys are really so stupid." "They'll take forever with those walls." "Clean this and bring coffee." "What happened, Georgette?" "The bastards." "They wailed us." "I'm claustrofobiiiiic." "Buzz off." "You hear me." "Beat it, I said." "Look, who's here." " Have you already found accommodation?" "Do not worry." "We prefer freedom." "How do you do to eat?" "I have almost nothing." "You don't need to eat." "Already have good weight." "Not at all." "I have anemia." "My mom ... always gave me blood with a spoon." "Right." "It seems, vampirism is hereditary." "Can I come with you?" " We have nothing against." "I only realized that I had a vampire vein, when my father killed a chicken." "Show me your carotid artery." " No." "Idiot." "Let's do a cruise as crew." "Captain Le Coz." "I heard you have no crew." "A gang of thieves." " The crew is on the bridge." "Yvon Le Guenec from Audierne." "Joel Kerven from Palmpol." "Loic Tregoeck from Roscoff." "Ah." "From Brittany." "What a beautiful country." "During the war I was in Brittany at, Le Conquet." "I was in the transmissions." "Do you know Conquet?" "They only speak Breton." "Ganit amor?" "Comprenec que dallec à ce que disait c'mec." "They understand me, you see." " It's on purpose." "They are separatists." "Do not wait for me." "I'll spend the night on land." "Ah, the Parisian girls." "Paris." "Was a great time." "There." "Can we open it?" " Yes." "Thank you." "Look, over there." "Can we come and look?" "Will you invite us?" "Yes." "No." "No, no, do not enter." "What a mess." " Look at it." "Oh, the chandelier." "Bravo, guests." "Bravo." "We thought they were alone." " Yeah, so we thought." "Yes, they thought they were alone." " And now we are alone." "In the morning, everything back in order." "Quickly." "Hurry up." "Come, my little chickens." "What a cute captain." " It's a Breton." "I'm Breton." " We should celebrate." "Champagne." "At six o'clock in the morning?" "Ready." "Come in." "Watch the step." "Champagne." " There is no more." "There is no more." " Champagne." "But that's disgusting." " Is the Champagne bad?" "You've spent the night clear, Grandpa." "This went too far." "You're tired." "Time to sleep." "Here you are." "Eat." "I'm not hungry." " Hold it." "Are you ok?" "Coffee." "I have good news." "A telegram from Crete and from Cadiz." "Here you are." "Ready to set sail, Captain?" "Get ready to sail." "Isn't your coffee good, Jean?" " What?" "Nothing." "I said nothing." "Absolutely nothing." "I speak to you in the morning." "Tomorrow morning." "I had not even a sandwich." "Leaving." "We can't loosen the knots." "Fire." "A man overboard." "Make my dinner." " Yes, sir." "Lucienne." "Gilberte." "Daddy." "Daddy." "You two there, I have something to tell you." "Do you see anything?" "I see a danger to starboard." "Is he talking to me?" " I don't know." "Would you repeat?" " An unspecified object." "To starboard." "To the right." "You know, to the right." " There?" "Yes, there." "Gerard, look there." " But that's a buoy." "Go to the left." "But no, right." "You can see it anyway." "No, left." " But anyway, right." "Make a decision." " Cross or mint, left, right." "Okay?" "Straight on." " Straight." "Good." "Careful." "That's it." "Right on target." "You're dead, my ball." "Attention, mines!" "Are you crazy?" "MINES." "WACTCH OUT!" "It was by a nail." "We'll feed the sharks." "It will explode." "That's good music." " Will you go away?" "It's complicated, that thing." " Here Andorra Radio..." "Do not touch that button." "What is that?" " This is South America." " What?" "You arrived just in time." "I'll make a boiled egg for you." "If you please." "They will take away our place." " I do what I can." "Back up." "Hey, this is not a bicycle horn." " It's not even Air France." "Forward, quickly." " Well, get out and push." "Where are you coming from?" " From Monte Carlo." "I come from New Port." " I've been docked there, three times." "I am Gerard from Brittany." " Elisabeth Fitzgiven." "Is that your boat?" " Yes, it is." "Would you like to visit the Yacht Club?" " If you go, I surely would." "Come with me then." " Okay." "So do we?" "We are together." " This is not for the crew here." "Just look well." " Pay attention." "Give me your coat again." "We will clean it." "You go there." "There is a stain on here." "And your shirt is dirty." " Stay there." "My deepest respects, Madame." "Gerard, that's for you" " No, thank you" "I hope you're not leaving." " Oh, no." "Would you like to see my house?" " Sure." "We'll be all alone." "My staff comes later on." "I can not leave my crew." " Good idea." "Let them come." "Very good." "The Navy, huh." "We're ready." " Okay, now take care of the horses." "A wonderful dinner, isn't it, Gerard?" "Relaxing, hey." "Why didn't you bring the fresh salad?" "Hold it down." "Let me explain." "Close your eyes." "I have a nice surprise for you." "It's enough." "Let's go." "You come off now." " Jean, grab the little looser." "Do I please you?" "Stupid little bastard." "Stupid fool." "Deserter." "Lone sailor." "Cool, taxi-donkeys." " There is no counter." "Photo." "Photo." "A beautiful holiday photograph on a bull-slayer, suit." "You will be superb." "Come and get changed." "After you." "Go inside." "Beautiful." "Along there." "Next to the bull." "Very good." "Move a bit to the right, gentlemen." "Head a little higher." "That's perfect." "It doesn't make sense." " Here, we do not look good." "It'll be better on the donkeys." " Yes." "Don't move." "You are the last." "Come." "Hurry up." "They are still very hospitable." "But this is not my group." "Typical of these provincial bull-fights, "corridas"." "We didn't do anything." "Will it come out?" " Yes, it will." "Give me that." "It makes him nervous." "What he loves." "Eat it." "Look, the sticks." "Thank you." "Now it's my turn." "And now it's up to me." "Out of the way." "You disturb us." "Right on target." " Bravo." "The swords." "Give me back my suits." "On our last day, be slain." "Really stupid." "Fits, sir?" "Turn around." "After you." "These spaniards are really crazy." " Hello, my friends." "Do you recognize me?" "Can we take a picture together?" "It's not true." "Hold it, sir." "Go and take your place." "I will be there soon." "Take them off." "Quickly!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Mamma." "Mamma." "Do not worry." "You're brave." "If we want to be in Paris tomorrow, we have to take the plane." "With what money?" " We'll find a way." "Oh, the red riding hood." "And tasty green salad." " I want to eat it." "The sixty people for the charter to Paris, stay in groups, if you please." "No, no, go away." "We shipp that way." "Where are the shoeshine boys?" " Went to football." "That's it." "STRONG GLUE" "Flight 582 to Paris, embark immediately at door 3." "Go on, gentlemen." "Quickly." "Quickly." "54, 55, 56." "And 4 more." "That's it, 60!" "Come back." "Those are our seats." "Gentleman, you can loosen your belts." "There, they are." "Nobody moves!" "Keep calm and nothing will happen." "Hey guys." "I have the impression we'll be late for work." "Translation from Dutch Subtitles - soumar "