"All right, places everyone, places everyone, this is the fianl rehearsal for the" ""Check It Out Girls" sketch." "And, action!" "So check it out." "Yesterday, I got manicure." "Check it out." "Ew." "Check those out, check you out." "Right." "Excuse me, can you check me out." "Sure." " Check out his vest." " His vest?" "Check out his boots." "His boots?" "Check out his hair." "Yeah, I am right here, and I want you to check out my items, alright?" "Check out your items?" "Check out his attitude." "His attitude?" "Check out his breath." "You know what?" "Forget it." "Excuse me, how about check out my gorceries?" "Sure." "Check out his cereal." " Check out his tuna panini." " All right." "Drop the panini, give me all your money!" "Check out the tuna panini guy." "Check out his fingers in his jacket." "Check out his jacket." "Check out, I have the same jacket." "I am trying to rob you here." "Check out "Mr. Pushy."" "Check out Mr. Pushy's pants." "His pants?" "Check out Mr. Pushy's..." "Forget it." "Check it out, he was kinda cute." "Check you out, he was a robber!" " Not a good one!" " Right." "Maybe he'll come back tomorrow." "Ooh, and we can recheck him out." " Check out dance?" " Check out dance." "Cut." "Girls, that was great!" ""Check it out, check it out."" "I love that sketch." "You know I see big things for these characters." "Big." "You could put those girls anywhere." "They would be hilarious." "Really?" "Well, let's put them in class and see how hilarious they are." "Check out our teacher Ms. Bitterman." "Check out we heading up to class." "Off to the races, I'm going places" "Might be a long shot, not gonna waste it" "This is the big break and it's calling my name" "So far, so great, get with it" "At least that's how I see it" "Having a dream is just the beginning" "So far, so great, believe it" "Can't take away this feeling" "Taking a ride with chance on my side" "Yeah, I can't wait" "So far, so great" "So far, so great" "Sonny With a Chance SO1E05 Cheater Girls" "So you need think of a trapezoid as six triangles, yes?" "That sketch was awesome." "Calm down." "It was just a dress rehearsal." "Yeah, but didn't you hear Marshell, he says he sees big things for the 'Check It Out Girls.'" "Come on, up top." "I don't high five." "I don't fist bump, I don't piss out." "And I definitely do not raise the roof." "Well, do you pay attention in class?" "Why don't you take a shot of that, ladies?" "Sorry, Ms. Bitterman." "We were just really excited about our sketch," "I mean I think I even saw you laughing." "That's impossible." "I haven't laughed since I got out of the navy." "Oh, sound of sweet relief." "Don't forget you got a geometry test coming up for everyone but Zora." "That means circles and squares." "Who can think about that test?" "All I can think about is that sketch," "I mean the 'Check Out Girls' don't have to be just work in a grocery store." "They could be anywhere, they could be nurses." "Ew." "Check out the cute doctor." "Scrubs make me feel like boxy." "Well, how about astronauts?" "Ooh, check out that cute Martian." "Space suites make me look boxy." "Well, it doesn't matter who we play, the point is that this can lead to something bigger, like Check It Out Girls' shirts, backpacks, lunchboxes." " Actually, lunchboxes..." " I know, they make you look boxy." "No, it's always been a dream of mine to be on a lunch box, and I had my own line of shoes called 'Tawni Toes.'" "I've always wanted to have my own doll." "You know, one of those talking dolls." "When you pull the string, and it goes "Check out it."" "Ooh, when the string gets break, and it will go "Check it out, check it out, check it out."" "Fingers crossed, it doesn't break." "All right, I'm looking forward to see you, too." "OK, OK, byebye." "That was your mother, she's on her way." "Why?" "My mother's coming?" "This can't be good." "Somebody, everybody, listen to me," "There is a mother on her way here right now." "You want to do everything in your power to prevent her from... from standing there without a coffee and a Danish in her hands" " Connie." " Hey mom." "So, Connie, what brings you down?" "Oh, rainy days, sad movies, let's see," "My daughter's math grades." "We need to talk." "Are you sure you don't want to talk about rainy days?" "You two go." "It's a beautiful thing these mother- daugher talks." "You too, Marshall." "It's a beautiful thing these mother- daughter" " Marshell talks." " Look at that." " Oh, I know, man." "It is perfect." "Look at all that hair." "You got hair?" "I got toasty almonds." "What?" "No, her." "The girl who stood behind us in the "Check It Out Girls" sketch." "Oh, dude, she doesn't even know you exist." "Yeah, you know, that's because she's only seen the back of me." "Now if I can get her to see the front of me." "Babe." "If only there's some way we can make that happen." "Hey fellows, I couldn't help overhear your conversation." "There's only one way for a guy like you to get a girl like that- " "Rent my snake." "Zora, what are you talking about?" "Well, here is how it works." "And then lover boy swoops in, saves the day and end up with the girl of his dreams in those toothpicks he calls arms" "That is brilliant!" "It's like taking a girl to a scary movie." "Yea, yea, they get scared, we get to hold them." "How much for the snake?" "Berny will run you 85 dollars." "I... oh that's outrageous" "Pay the lady." "Hold on now, okay, why rent when we can own." " Yeah, yeah, good call." " Yeah." "No, great call, coz your plans always will work out fantastic." "OK, just am I clear?" "We are buying a snake?" "We are buying a snake." "So, Sonny, do you know why you are here?" "Seriously, I need you to tell me." "I... honestly I don't know," "I am completely lost." "Well, I will tell you why we were here." "Sonny, can you tell me what the first letter in 'disappointment' is?" "Well, at least she didn't "fisappoinment" you." ""Fisappoinment," it's start with an 'f' and that's worse than a'd'" "Sonny, your mother asked you a question." "Mom, you know I've never been good at math." "No, I know you've never been great at math," "But I have never seen you do this badly." "I am not a miracle worker, I mean your mom." "Look, I've been just working really hard on my new sketch, and I didn't leave myself enough time to study." "But I know I can bring my grades up." "And... and she will have that chance." "There is a big test coming up." "I'm sure she will do better." "Yeah, I promise." "Well, fine." "But if the grade doesn't come up," "You are not doing the show." "What?" "Mom, you can't do that, not this week." "Tawni and I are finally getting along." "Sonny, we had an agreement." "Grades first, show second." "Mom." "Mommy." "Mother." "What you say that we just," "I don't know, switch it up this week?" " Show first, grades second." "Who's with me?" " I... scratching, not voting, scratching." "OK, that's one scratch, one scowl, one glare." "See, come on, I am good at math." "Up top." "Sitting down." "So you promise your mother and Marshall that you'll study hard so you can pass your geometry test and not let them down?" " Yeah." " You selfish girl, what about me?" "What about you?" "The name of the sketch is 'Check It Out Girls'" "I can't do it alone." "Are you saying you need me?" "No, I am saying I already asked Marshall and he said I can't do it alone." "You have to pass that test." "I have to learn five chapters of geometry in one night," "So, instead of freaking me out, why don't you just help me?" "You know what?" "I will." "Up top!" "Hey, what're you doing?" "I am not sure what you call it in Wisconsin, but here in America, we call it cheating." "Stop that, I am not gonna cheat, I've never cheated in my life." "You promised me lunchboxes." "I've been promised lunchboxes before and I am not going down that dark road again." "So you do need me." "If I say I need you, will it help you pass the test?" "Maybe." "Fine." "Fine, then I need you, OK?" "I need you, I need you, I need you." "I need you more than a flower needs rain, and more than a balloon needs air, and more than you need a spray tan." "I need a spray tan?" "More than a balloon needs air." "So you do need me." "What you doing?" "Stop that!" "I not gonna cheat." "I am gonna pass that test, and you want to know why?" "'Cause I've got the one of the greatest minds in our generation to help me." "OK, a hexagon simply gets two trapzoids, one on top of the other." "Now, this is the area of a trapzoid, and you can check your equation by..." "Check your equation, check it out." "Check the triangles." "Check out there's a snake." "Oh, snakes get in cowboy's boots that wil be awesome." "The check it out girls go west." "Check out the cactus." "Check out the cute cowboy." "Hello?" "What's your answer?" "OK, we'll be trying this another way." "OK, a hexagon is made of six triangles." "So if you solve the area for one triangle," " you'll be able..." " Triangle." "Check that out." "That's like a pyramid." "Ooh, the Check It Out Girls in Egypt." "Check out the cute pharaoh." "Check out his bling." "Focus!" "Sorry, just one more time and trying keep it simple." "This is a circle." " A circle." " Now you get it?" "A circle." "Check that out, it's like a planet." "Oh, my gosh, the Check It Out Girls in space." " Check out my weightnessless." " Check out my moon walk." " Bye." " Bye." "This is hopeless." "You are never going to pass that test." "Come on, Berny." "I don't want you to see anymore of this." "Check out my pen, check out your hand." "Check out the answers on your hand." "All right, fine, I will do it, I will cheat." "Good morning, everybody." "You better pass this." "Don't worry, I got this." "What time is the snake getting here?" "The guy says snakes for less guarantee delivery before lunch, or..." "Or what?" " Or we get it after lunch, either way we get a snake." " Good." "Good morning, Ms. Bitterman." "Is it?" "Is it really?" "All right, is everyone ready for the big geometry test?" "Yes, completely ready." "Come on, let's go." "Hmm, somebody is a eager cheater." "I'm a what?" "An eager beaver." "Oh." "Right, I am an eager beaver." "Guess the talk with your mother must really helped." "Yeah." "Is it hot in here." "Yes." "I'll turn down the cheater." "The what?" "Eh, turn down the heater." "You just don't listen, do you?" " Why do we all have to keep recheating ourselves." " What?" "Repeating ourselves." "Is that my heart cheating..." "I mean beating?" "What are you talking about?" "Cheat, cheat, cheat..." " All right, class, you may now..." " I am a cheater." " Very dissappointed." " I am too." "In both of you." " You for cheating." " Almost cheating!" "You for telling her to almost cheat." "No, I told her to cheat, she ruined it with almost." "Well, until both of you retake that test and pass it withour cheating," " you are off the show." " No!" "Marshell, what about the 'Check It Out Girls'?" "That will be palyed by Nico and Grady." "Yes!" "The "check it out guys"?" "No, they are still girls." "No!" "But Marshell, that's our sketch, we created those characters." "Well, my mind is made up." "You're both off the show and the decision is final." " But Marshell..." " My dicision is fianl." "This is very serious business." "Now, if you will excuse me," " I have two boys to get fitted for wigs." " No." " And girdles." " Yes!" "Look at her." "Man." "She's so pretty." "I can't wait to scare her." "OK." "Let's review the plan, shall we?" "When she comes this way," "I will open the bag releasing the snake." "You will know the snake has been released when I yell out something like "The snake has been released."" "All right." "Then I'll open my arms wide and we prepare for the catch of the day." "This may be the most full- proved plan we've ever hatched." "Oh, here she comes." "The snake has been released and it's huge." "I thought you ordered medium scary." "They sent us extra large terrifying." "Whatcha doing man?" "This is not going to lose!" "Hey, hey, just wanna say we miss you guys out there tonight." "And speaking of "missing", have you guys seen the snake about yea big?" " No, we haven't." " OK." "Well, if you see it, don't scream "Ahh."" "Remember we are doing the show out there." "I can't believe the show is going on without us." "I can't believe I let everybody down." "My mom, Marshell, you." "I feel terrible." "I never know how I feel unless I'm looking at myself." "Apparently I feel terrible... and pretty." "If I just passed the test, we'll still be on the show doing the 'Check It Out Girls.'" "And whose fault is that?" "All of it is your idea." " Which you said yes to." " Well, it was you pen." " Which you use." " Well, it was your..." "I don't have a third one." "Let's see how I feel about that." "No, I am right and pretty." "You know what I love about me," "I'm always something and pretty." "You know, you think this is all about you, you, you." "Well, guess what, we are equal partner in all of this." "Hold on, are we talking about the sketch or the cheating?" "I am talking about both!" "It's not my fault you didn't study." "You know you're not the only one who's bumed out here." "The whole world does not revolve on Tawni." "In fact, the world is a sphere" "We are all points on its perimeter which means we are all equal distance to the center." "Are you insulting me with geometry?" "I think I am." "Insult me again!" "You are a rhombus." " I'm a what?" " A parallelogram with four equal sides." "I actually know all these stuff I mean I guess it must have sunk in when I was writting it down on my hand." "With my pen." "Up top!" "Really?" ""So Random!" Cast members please report to the stage" "Grady, Nico, Zora, that's it." "Wait a minute." "Marshell said if we take the test and pass, we're back on the show, right?" "Right." "And our sketch isn't until the end of the show." " Right." " So if we take the test right now..." " Yeah." " And we can be on tonight's show!" " Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" " Let me check." "I am!" "And I am pretty" "Let's go!" "Hurry up, please." "Grade our tests faster." "You act like I don't have somewhere else to go." "I broke my pencil." "Tawni, Sonny, congratulations." "You both pass the test." "Check it out, we still have time." "Check it out, we are going to make it on the show." "No!" "Check it out, it's closed." "Are you ready to get "So Random!"" "I've got an idea." "Hurry." " Hey, where's that come from?" " Come on!" "Sorry." " Move it, move it!" " Moving." "Careful, careful." "What's about all these ropes." "That's our theme music." "Hurry!" "So check this out." "Yesterday, I got manicure." "Check it out." "We are too late." "Those are our laughes." "Now the sketch is going to become theirs and we will never get on the lunchboxes." "Man." "When I thought Grady and Nico doing our" "'Check It Out Girls' movie sickens me." "Wait, so you are thinking about doing the movie together?" "Yes." " Really?" " Yes." "Well, you have to admit we do make a really good team, and we will do other sketches together." "See, I am funny and you are always something and pretty." "Is it just me or is this rope really slimy." "Check out our raking over." " Check out the snake." " Ew, you check out the snake." " You check out the snake." " No, you check out the snake." "Check out, neither of us checking out the snake." " Check out dance?" " Check out dance." "Snake or no snake, I am making my move." "Go for it, dude, I will be right here if you need me." "Hey, how are you doing." "Ah." "I've been trying to put up the nerve to talk to you all week." "I even pretended to be afraid of a snake cause I know chicks dig that." "Anywho." "Eh, I'm Nico." "And you are?" "Britney."