"Using dad's radio, I hypnotized a sheikh." "A sheikh is coming to see us!" "If you stop that, you can see him!" "If he doesn't come I'll make mincemeat of you!" "But I lost my hypnotic powers and the sheikh cancelled the visit." "Do you remember that it was a secret that the sheikh would come?" "Everyone is talking about it." "When no sheikh shows up..." "Marianne was happy, she had met another." " One kilo of cod, thanks." " Right away." "Can't you be with both Arne and me?" "That's what happens in Saudi Arabia." "There, you can be married to more than one person." "That's not for me." " Anything else?" " No." "But worst of all was Percy." "Jesus had to leave the earth and say goodbye to his friends." " I have something to say." "Goodbye." " Are you going somewhere?" "I'm moving." "I'll live in Munkfors." " Are you moving now?" " No, in a week." "It might as well say goodbye now." "I will not cope later." " Bye, clas" " Goran." "Take care of yourself now." " Bye, Percy." " Bye." " Bye." " Bye." " Bye." " Goodbye after all, Bengt-Ake." " Bye." " Bye." " Bye." " Rick Bergman, nice to get to know you." " The same." "Not now, we'll say goodbye later." "Now I will say goodbye to Miss." "Here... because you were the kindest teacher I ever had." "Thank you so much, Percy!" "It's fine!" " But what is it?" " A potato peeling machine." " Do you like it?" " It's great!" "I thought so!" "You can think of me when you peel potatoes." " Then you will not forget me." " I will never forget you!" "So there - now you can continue to talk about Jesus." "It was just before Easter that Jesus had to leave the disciples forever." "They gathered for a last meal to say goodbye." "They shared what they had to eat." "Now we can't see each other, because I can't stand having to move." "I will not be at school as much." "I have so much to do." "Percy !" "Ulf!" "I've been looking for you!" "You tricked me, Ulf!" " There was no sheikh!" " He's coming." " It was a problem with the aircraft." " By Monday then!" " Thursday." " We'll say Tuesday." "Thanks for the ice cream." "Hey, Ulf." "Percy is not home." "He is looking for empty boxes." " It's not him I want to see." " Well..." "This way." "Come on then." " Hey, Ulf." " Good day." "What did you want to talk about?" " Solveig, turn off the radio!" " I want to tell you one thing." " What then?" "That you should not move." "Percy is very sad about it, and me too." " Don't you understand?" " Was that what you wanted to say?" "He wants to live here where he thrives." "He didn't ask to move." " You think damn little of him!" " You must not swear, Ulf." "Listen to me." "Your dad is a dentist." "People get their teeth repaired." "Then they get the hole again and come back." "Dentists always have work so they can handle themselves." "All dads don't have money behind lock and key." "Dad has it in the Nordic Family Bank." "Don't you think I want that Percy could stay here?" "Or that my wife will get to buy a fur?" "But I sell blinds." "No one buys my blinds here, so we must move." "What can I do?" " I don't know." " Neither do I." "But thanks anyway for coming here." "I am glad you are Percy's friend." " Dad." "Daddy!" " Yes..." " Have you heard anything new from him?" " No, and I don't care about it." "He's going to see the King today, he does not have time to come here." "I don't want to hear any more about him." "Go play with your brother now." " Can you teach me some police holds?" " Why?" "I may meet a big guy with a boxing glove." "Grab his arm when he punches, rotate a half turn and pull." "Then he flies away." "Got it?" "Try to take hold of my hand now..." " Too slow, Ulf." "One more time!" " It's not possible." "Oh, yes!" "You just have to be faster." "Try a straight right against my nose!" " Don't get angry!" " No!" "You won't touch me!" " Hell!" " You said you wouldn't be angry!" "I'm not." "But that was an upper-cut, not a straight right!" "One more time, but straight now." "That's what you do!" "Are you OK?" " Was that Jan who did that?" " No, Jan is being kind." "Why didn't I have daughters?" "Mr Gustavsson..." " What do you want?" " I want something for that..." " How much?" " No..." "Can you speak English?" "English?" "Yes, of course!" "I..." "I vant want..." " Poor kid, are you not well?" " Yes." "I'm speaking English." "Hey, kid!" "What are you doing?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Your Royal Highness!" "I want you to visit my father SM Five FL!" "He needs it badly and so do I." "SM Five Foxtrot Lima in Stureby!" "308 Skönviks Road!" "He will!" "He's coming to dinner tomorrow." "Yes!" "Just think!" ""Kind regards," he writes." " But my God, what should we do?" " I'll call engineer Åbom." "Then I invite Eskil too." " "Kind regards"" " I'll call Lars Ågren." " So there, yes." "Isn't it beautiful?" " Yes, it's almost like the real thing." "Come quickly!" "Mom is going to cut her hair!" " What in heaven's name are you going to do?" " I don't know." "I look awful!" "I have become thick and wrinkled around the eyes." " I can't look like this!" " Don't touch your hair!" "I'll just call and say that he may not come." " Really?" " Yes, I mean it." "He will!" " Kurth, do something!" " He's coming!" " SM Five FL, Florida London, right?" " Yes!" "Very welcome!" "Very welcome!" " And you too, Carl-Johan and Eskil." "Pleased to meet you, Your Royal Highness." "I am Jan." "Very nice to meet you." "His Highness is happy to be here." "You can speak Swedish, because I'll translate." "My name Ibrahim Ali." "Hello!" "Good of you to come, Mr Sheikh." " Shall we start by looking at the house?" " It's a typical Swedish custom." "Kurth, can you go down to the basement first?" "Let's all go into the underground." "It's called the basement." "Underground is the damn subway." "Here, Your Royal Highness, our boiler   and behind we have the oil tank." " The oil is from Arabia." " Shut up." " Maybe we should go further." " Yes please!" "Behave!" "Here, Your Highness, my moped." "Swedish quality..." " Very interesting." "All of it." " Thanks." "Then maybe we can look at my dental practice?" "This is my son Ulf's room." "It's a typical Swedish Boy- room." " His Highness wonders what this is." " An ice hockey game." " We can play a match if you want." " Dinner is ready!" "It was my wife." "His Royal Highness will gladly play a match." "Yes, it will probably be after dinner in that case." "This is typical homely fare." "Plain..." "Body biscuits." "Dumplings." " Rather cakes, huh?" " Cake means cake." " The sheikh thinks it tastes good." " Will there coconut tops for coffee?" "Ebba's coconut tops are the tastiest available." "He eats nothing." "Should I do an omelette or something?" "He shows that he is pleased!" "For us it's not polite to eat." "It shows that there is not enough food." "In this case, I am also polite!" "Then I would like to show my transmitter facility." " Prince would like the match first." " I would also like to play." "You'll embarrass all of Sweden!" " Ulf!" "Ulf!" "Yes!" " 7-5 Ulf." "Now watch out, sheikh." "7-6... for being the first timer, very good!" "The face- !" " Yes!" " Good sheikh!" "7 - 7." "Yay sheikh, great shot!" "That's the trick ..." "He's good, the sheikh." " Now he's getting the hang of it." "Good passing game, Your Highness." " No!" " 8-7 to Saudi Arabia." "Faceoff..." "It was inside." "It was the goal. 9 - 7." "All ready?" " 10-7 to the sheikh." "Ulf lost." " Your Highness, very good." "What is important is that you have fun." "The prince says Ulf has given him a moment of happiness and excitement." "Now he wonders if Ulf has any desire that he can have the pleasure to meet." " May I wish for anything I want?" " Within reasonable limits." "Like a dog - a chow-chow or an Irish setter?" "It is reasonable." " Is that what you want?" "No." "I want us to visit my friend Percy." "He moves away tomorrow." "Hey, Lasse!" "Nice car, huh?" "You see, I wasn't lying!" "So now you don't fight anymore!" " Now the sheikh and I go out!" " Can I come with you?" "No, you wouldn't fit." "Our secret signal !" "Go away!" "We shouldn't see each other." "We have already said goodbye." "I have somebody here that you want to see." "Holy shit, it's him!" "For real!" "He says that Ulf's friends are his friends." "Tell him he's welcome also." "Damn it!" "Please, calm down a little." "So where..." " The Prince wonders what this is." " These are blinds." "Try this yourself, Mr Sheikh." "You avoid unwanted transparency, and they can be easily controlled." "You get as much sun as one pleases." " Very useful!" " Yes, especially in sunny places." "They can be wiped with a damp cloth if they become dusty." "The Prince comes from a very sunny place where shade is nice to have." " Are they very expensive?" " Yes, but they are of the best quality." "I can arrange a pretty good price." "How many would Mr. Sheikh need?" "Twenty, then?" "Twenty thousand... to begin with." "Then it's just as well that we write up the contract immediately." "Dad!" "Come in here with your biggest business cigar." "We're not moving!" "It's no use, Percy." " What's going on?" " Percy has decided his life's business." " I count myself among the great now."