"Wherever good is threatened, heroes rise to the challenge and always save the day." "Except when they don't." "And that's when I go to work." "I zap into dimensions every day." "It's my job to be a hero, save the world, and make things right." "Kung Fu moles, rescue trolls, punch a zombie, score a goal!" "I'm a robot, I'm a rabbit, I'm a knight!" "♪ Stretching, swinging, spying ♪" "♪ Flying, flipping, monster-kicking ♪" "Boone and Sashi always sticking by my side!" "No villain's gonna stop..." "Penn Zero:" "Part-Time Hero!" "Penn Zero:" "Part-Time Hero!" "Penn Zero:" "Part-Time Hero!" "Penn Zer... aaugh!" "Don't worry." "Penn is gonna take good care of you while Mommy and Daddy are on the ten-day pancake cruise." "I tell you, if I knew that boat was gonna have a no-pet policy," "I never would've made that contest-winning statue out of pancake mix boxes." "Let's see, we covered the three dust baths per day, and his deep tissue massage." "Oh, and don't forget his hip-hop dance class." "He's getting really good." "Rose, Rose, give him a beat." "Time to dance." "♪ Shake it up ♪" "( Hip-hop beat plays )" "Oh, he's too shy." "We are gonna miss you so much." "Good-bye, little guy." "We'll see you soon, okay?" "Be good boy now." "Good-bye, Penn." "We'll miss you, too." "( Growls )" "Okay, you don't like me." "That much is very clear." "But we're stuck together, so let's just get through this." "( Growls )" "Don't start." "You have a very challenging schedule..." "Stop!" "Come on." "Work with me." "Why do chinchillas need three dust baths a day?" "Hmm." "Ha!" "Gotcha!" "Well, I have to admit, this is even more ridiculous than I thought." "Ouch!" "If I give it too many pellets, it gets constipated." "Too few, it gets diarrhea." "Sorry, Penn, but you wouldn't stop talking about the chinchilla." "You know, guys..." "If this is about the chinchilla," "I'll double knot your vocal cords." "Well, some people are interested in my problems." " Right, Phyllis?" " ( growls )" "Oh, I..." "( humming happily )" "What?" "Where is everybody?" "( Squeaking )" "Okay, spec the checks." "I mean, check the specs." "Okay, the town's plushies are slowly being kidnapped." "We must find them and bring them home by sundown tomorrow, or the town charter will be revoked, and the Quilted City will no longer be considered an official municipality, meaning that..." "They will lose the right to self-govern, and will fall under the jurisdiction of the Quilted State." "( Fanfare plays )" "( loud footsteps )" "DR. HISSY:" "Quick." "In here." "Ahem." "How you doing?" "Thank goodness you're back." "Everyone else has been taken by the giants." "The giant babies?" "But we imprisoned them in a playpen." "They learned to climb out of their playpen." "Now they can't be stopped." "They're toddlers!" "( Loud footsteps )" "( shrieking )" "The Chinchilla?" "Run!" "How did that annoying The Chinchilla get here?" "I think I have an idea." "Then I gotta drop it off at pet yoga." "I mean, how much core strength does a rodent need?" "Ow!" "You didn't say ow when we zapped." "I was trying to make the story more entertaining." "I didn't hear you complain about the chainsaw or the abs." "Come on, we gotta stop him." "( Evil laughter )" "Oh." "Uh-oh." "( Talking baby talk ) Aminals no go home." "Uh, lose town charter." "We want animals now." "Why we talk like this?" "Rip sound dumb." "No like, no like." "( Sneezes )" "I grab it tight-tight." "GIRAFFE:" "Hey, watch the fabric, chief." "Once Larry have giraffe," "I put giraffe in race, and giraffe is slow." "Not giraffe, he's a turtle." "He made of chocolate." "He made of chocolate." "No talk, Larry." "No talk." "Larry, no talk!" "We have to do something." "They're taking the townsplushies." "You guys go." "I'll deal with The Chinchilla." "PENN:" "He's all yours, Boone!" "Skinny animals like..." "Ha ha, dumb monkey." "Hey, that's no way to talk to your elders." "Ha ha, monkey dance." "Dance, monkey, dance." "Ooh, mouse!" "Let me go." "Hey, no, no, not the arm." "I'm canceling your massage!" "Give me Penn's arm, fur ball!" "Chin-chin, chin-chin." "We go play with animals now." "( laughing )" "( screaming )" "So this is where they take everybody." "Doesn't seem that bad." "We have no freedom." "Every moment is dictated by these tyrannical toddlers." "We must escape before our town charter expires." "We play with you." "Play." "Hey." "Snake, snake go potty." "( Sighs ) Eight years of medical school." "Felt Five, standing by." "All right, let's tangle some angles." "Turn and burn." "Pretty shoelaces." "Just one more pass." "( Cheering )" "Chin-chin, chin-chin." "Chin-chin!" "Bad The Chinchilla." "That's not your yarn." "We've been The Chinchilla'd." "Disengage!" "Yay!" "Bunny come for story time." "Story time, story time." "Ugh, The Chinchilla!" "( Screeching )" "( purring happily )" "Whoa, whoa." "I'm on your side." " Hey, chin-chill out." " ( growling )" "Sorry." "I've been saving that." "I think I get you now." "Chuck and Rose have your whole life scheduled." "You never get to do anything you want." "( Purring sadly )" "If you help me, I promise to make sure you always have a ball of yarn so you can unwind when Chuck and Rose's schedule gets to be too much." " ( Purring )" " Deal?" "You have a little cotton in your teeth." "There." "You got it." "Dance!" "Dance, dance!" "You've picked a dangerous dance partner, children." "Uh, let's not forget who your favorite was just a few short hours ago." "Wait, look." "Monk good." "Monk go potty." "Monk go potty!" "Ho!" "Riding The Chinchilla!" "No chin-chin." "Penn-Penn bad." "( Hip-hop beat playing )" "♪ ♪" "Wait." "Come back and play." "Come back and..." "Chin-chin." "Chin-chin." "Chin-chin dance." "♪ ♪" "I got the ball." "Give me the ball." "( Plushies cheering )" "Thank you once again for saving our town from those toddlers, and from that horrible giant beast." "( Growls )" "Actually, mayor, that giant beast saved this town." "I, too, used to think" "The Chinchilla was something to be feared, and later killed." "But now, I see..." "Whatever." "Give him the key to the city, and let's all move on with our lives." "You have a little cotton in your teeth." "There." "You got it." "Sonny, you're still here!" "And you're still an infant with a goatee." "And you're still covered in sweat." "And you still need to stay away from the buffet." "And you're still a giant chipmunk." "And you're still less manly than a cherub." "And you're still the ugliest person I've ever seen, and I've been looking at Sir Buffalo Neck for 20 minutes."