"For short." "His name is 'Tomorrow'." "Everything I am meant to get done I push back to tomorrow." "For the last 2 years, I have meant to terminate my old appartment's internet subscription." "I push it back to tomorrow." "Same for the moudly food leftovers sitting on my nightstand." "For the past 2 months, I have been pushing it back to tomorrow." "That's who I am, I push everything back to tomorrow." "I have 284 unread emails." "One day I decided to sort them out." "I replied to 4 of them and I put 280 of them in a 'Need Answering' folder." "I have been peeing in the dark for the past 3 months, because I have yet to change the light bulb." "When I want to unsubscribe from something, if there are more than 2 steps," "I keep my subscription." "I still need to throw away the batteries I haven't thrown away, because I was told not to put them with ordinary thrash." "I ought to cancel my cinema card, because I haven't been there in months." "And when I do go to the cinema," "I cannot find my card." "I only clean my place, when I someone is supposed to come." "Thruthfully, all I do, is move the mess somewhere else." "I ought to something with my cents." "I bought a hard drive to back up my data, just in case." "I never did complete a back up." "I lost all my data." "How stupid can I be?" ""How stupid can I be?"" "It was a year ago." "I have yet to back up my data." "I started 12 books, and I have yet to finish one." "I am entitled to unemployment benefit," "I wrote down my first and last names." "The next section asked for last year's income." "I still have no unemployment benefit." "I bought a frame to put my parents' picture in it." "I have yet to do it." "For the last 6 months, I have had the picture of a little girl I don't know on my nightstand." "I named her 'Alice'." "And the dog is 'Rookie'." "For short, I push everything back to tomorrow." "My name is 'Tomorrow'." "When that guy hands me something," "I give it away to 'Never'." ""Yeah, for sure, we'll see each other tomorrow evening, Sophie."" ""I wrote it down don't worry."" ""Tomorrow evening: out with Sophie."" ""All good."" ""Yeah."" ""Cheers."" ""You can rely on me, you know that.""