"Hi, Mr. Andy Wong" "Hi, Bill Nixon" "Reporter of Asia Media Weekly" "I've already ran a background check on you" "We'd like to do an interview and shoot some photos" "Sure, no problem" "People call you Hong Kong's King of Porn" "They say you created a whole new style of pornography" "What's your take on that?" "They're being nice, but it's true our magazine has the highest circulation indeed" "This way Sure" "Are you embarrassed by having photo's taken with this many naked women?" "Not at all" "In the last few years, I've had more than 10,000 women strip in front of my face" "according to information" "You and your partner John are both graduated from a university" "Why would university graduates turn to porn publishing?" "Can you tell us more about your background?" "How did you meet John?" "I was a scriptwriter in a television station" "But my career was going nowhere" "Then a publishing company hired me" "That was how it all started" "I met John at the editorial department" "We hit it off instantly and became instant friends" "What's up?" "Angus, how many are they firing this week?" "I heard over a dozen got the pink slip downstairs" "That's sad" "I don't think it'll affect us" "We are pillars in this organization" "Right, we're pillars" "This is so painful to watch" "For you" "John, I wish they had fired me instead" "You know I don't really need the income" "I'm not in it for the money" "This one's yours" "Please clean up and leave by 5pm" "Or we'll call security" "Come on, was that attitude necessary" "What's the big plan?" "Get another job, I guess" "Maybe we should start something" "Like what?" "We're in publishing, let's start a magazine" "What kind of magazine?" "They fired a lot of us today" "That's fine, my boss said I'm up for a raise" "I'll provide for you" "That makes me feel so useless" "Of course not, I think you're talented" "You just need the right opportunity" "This could be the chance" "I discussed with a bunch of old colleagues" "We have an idea for a Shoppers' guide for youngsters" "I haven't promised anything" "How much money will you need?" "Less than a hundred grand each" "It's not a problem for me, because I don't have any" "I do" "You do?" "All right!" "what do you think?" "Top notch!" "This couch is fantastic" "It's virtually perfection" "For some reasons, the partners all landed jobs quickly" "John joined a newspaper's adult entertainment page" "Can you just wait a minute" "I've submitted your pieces to my boss" "He should be out quickly" "You like your drink?" "Boss OK" "John, these two articles are crap" "Totally unreadable" "It's a simplified menu for hookers" "Just names of women and their rates" "We need more descriptions" "You his boss?" "Who are you?" "This is Mr. Lam, the massage parlor expert" "And that is George" "He is a pimp" "If we can write well, we won't need to drive hookers around" "Idiot!" "What the fuck you want?" "Do you need our tips or what?" "I told you we're only providing tips" "Fine .. ." "I don't care" "Spend a few hundred dollars" "Get someone to rewrite these" "I need them to be entertaining" "As if" "These two are legends in the industry" "Yes OK?" "4-Eyes became a TV reporter" "Mike worked in real estate" "Ben joined an accounting firm" "I didn't find any work" "Let's think of a name for the pimp" "He's real name is Dragon" "Lung's to generic, need to spice it up" "What are his physical attributes?" "He's quite stocky" "Fat Dragon then, simple enough" "Easy to recall, Fat Dragon it is" "As for the Massage Parlor guy" "His name is Jones, he's quite skinny in person" "Skinny Jones?" "How about Boney Jones" "Boney Jones it is!" "Fat Dragon and Boney Jones, sounds good" "Who's going to be which?" "Who'll be Fat Dragon and who'll play Boney Jones?" "Let's do this together" "We'll switch daily" "I'll take Boney today and you can be Dragon" "Then we switch tomorrow" "Sure .. ." "The Guide's called Look Guide?" "Sounds like "drop dead" in Cantonese!" "The name was your idea!" "I thought you know how to change luck with names" "How could we call our guide "drop dead"" "It was all because you called" "And said there wasn't anytime left" "You could have used "Luck"" "Or "Lucky"" "Should I have used the name "Luke" instead" "Why not?" "But how could you have chosen the word "Look"" "Grammatically doesn't make any sense!" "Good news!" "I looked over, but our guide .. ." "Uh-oh, look guide (drop dead) indeed" "Lots of reader letters?" "A pile for Fat Dragon, and another for Boney Jones" "It's only been one day" "This is awesome" "I asked the distributor" "He says only two kinds of books make money now" "This is one" "And this is the other" "Let's have your opinions 4-eyes" "Personally, I'm a Christian" "I have a strict stand in these things" "I think text books can help students" "I agree with 4-eyes" "We can study the school curriculum" "Make friends with school teachers" "I'm sure we can sell these books easily" "I just want to know our investment" "How many books do we sell to make our money back" "Pubic hair!" "You saw a lot?" "How about you, John?" "I .. ." "I think text book is a good idea" "I bought lots of them when I was in school .. ." "Fuck every hole she has" "Use your hands when necessary" ".. .for exercise" "Text book, that's a good idea" "It's a brilliant idea" "I agree a hundred percent" "Let's put this to a vote" "Those in favor of text books?" "Those in favor of porn magazines?" "Good morning" "Good morning" "We're looking for Mr. Dai" "Whom shall I say is looking?" "You can tell him it's John" "Wait a minute" "Thanks" "I want another headline" "A bunch of useless hacks!" "How are you two youngsters?" "Sit .. ." "Go on!" "Coffee?" "Two cups of coffee, Darlene!" "You're too kind" "Scrap that then" "How are you guys?" "Our industry really needs people like you two" "Full of creative talents" "We've met before .. ." "John" "Of course, John, we've met" "Twice, right?" "We publish anything" "Diet Magazines" "Theology books" "Aeronautical Science" "Encyclopedia of Herbal Medicine" "I wrote this myself, Japanese for Beginners" "I'm Nakamura Naoko" "What's your big idea?" "Haven't you guys prepared anything" "We haven't" "We just want to print a porn magazine" "We don't print porn here" "How dirty can you go?" "I am Fat Dragon and I'm Boney Jones" "Or sometimes I am Fat Dragon" "And I am Boney Jones" "You should've said something earlier" "Darlene, bring in the red wine!" "Sit down please" "Japan had had Guidebook to Hookers for quite some" "Were you the first to do something like that in Hong Kong" "Yes, purely by coincidence" "Fat Dragon and Boney Jones were such a hit" "I knew then that this would become the trend for porn magazines" "Even though nobody else believed in us" "It was more difficult than we imagined it to be" "The other partners weren't helping" "John and I did everything by ourselves" "Ben, there are two guys looking for you" "Hi, Mr. Ben" "We're from Wild Side Magazine" "He's John, I'm Andy" "We'd like to request for an in depth interview to promote your club" "Or you can post an advertisement with us" "No need for any advertising here" "We've got lots of reliable customers already" "But .. .although this place is a hit .. ." "This place could be an even bigger hit" "We can write recommendations for the girls here .. ." "I told you it's not necessary" "Come over here, mister" "What environment?" "It's fucking quiet these days" "No one can get a fucking customer, damn it" "Guys, looking for a good massage?" "What's up, bro?" "Chippy told us to come here" "Said we should look for the Ma Brothers" "Right .. ." "Chippy recommended?" "I'm Big Ma, he's Little Ma" "How are you?" "Sit please" "Thanks" "What's on your mind?" "We'd like to launch a magazine" "It'll be a one of its kind guide to the sex trade" "An extraordinary guide" "We'd like to interview you both and the girls who work for you" "Do some marketing for you" "This is fucking funny" "What kind of an idea is that?" "Prostitution marketing?" "What are your names?" "I'm John, this is Andy" "John fucking Andy" "No, I'm Andy" "Kidding .. ." "Have you guys ever tried hookers before?" "What?" "I haven't" "Neither have I .. ." "You haven't even tried it yourselves yet you want to market our trade?" "This is fucking hilarious" "Anyway, I've got the time, so I'll have fun with you guys" "Get the girls out here" "Hold on" "Girls, get the hell out here!" "Customers?" "Hurry!" "Come on, hurry" "I'll show you what real prostitutes are" "These girls are all prostitutes" "Whores for short" "Choose one" "Shit, stop pretending" "Do you know what's rule number one?" "Hookers hate shy guys, they won't give you head" "OK, I'll pick for you" "Gosh, you're too much .. ." "Ling, take off your tops" "Watch out for a nose bleed" "Now that's what I call headlights" "Good stuff" "Fuck, stop pretending" "Coco, take it off" "Chandeliers Guaranteed nose bleed!" "Good stuff, eh?" "Come over here" "I bet you're just pretending" "Make some room" "Didn't you say you want to market this stuff" "You can feel it up close now" "Judge for yourselves if they're real" "Feel it" "Come on" "This is what I call a real pro" "Great" "Sorry" "You touched it, you pay for it" "What?" "Why do you think they call it the flesh trade" "You said you wanted to publish a magazine" "I just taught you an important lesson" "Pay up" "You guys keep this in mind" "If you want to publish a Guide to Whores" "You have to understand two sorts of people" "The hooker's and the customer's" "Understand?" "Understood, Big Ma" "Thanks for the lesson" "Take care of it" "I hear you're the expert in getting women to undress" "Only women I know" "What do you guys want, tell her" "Come on" "Dance, then undress .. ." "Do a little dance, then squeeze your tits" "Touch your tits, then squeeze your nipples" "Take off cushion" "No .. ." "I have a shaver, need to shave armpit hair?" "OK?" "Just relax" "Yeah!" "Come on .. ." "Quick.. .strip .. ." "Quick.. ." "Up .. ." "Shoe .. ." "No Shoe .. ." "Up .. ." "Quick.. ." "Chair.. .Yeah .. ." "Perfect .. ." "Stop!" "Don't go all the way, that's perfect" "Really, then I'm not taking it off" "What the hell are you doing?" "You got us all excited what are going to do now?" "You're a man too, you know what porn magazines need" "Seriously, when we set out to publish this it was a monumental decision to put it bluntly" "Nothing can stop us now" "Don't be in the way, brother!" "I know what you mean" "I'm ok to make some adjustments with my art" "I'm also a horny guy myself" "But figure out a way to convince her first" "Artistic maestro have you ever been beaten up during a photo shoot?" "That's it, perfect!" "Now I know pornography equals art and art equals pornography" "Good porn means good art there it is..." "I can see clearly now" "This is good porn" "Perfection!" "Good porn!" "Good art!" "Check this out" "Tom's dick so long it bends" "Nicole's oral techniques are heaven sent" "They start fighting but have sex in the end" "Finish this pizza and lick it again" "Finish this pizza and lick it again" "Imagine her mouth must be really oily" "Finish this pizza...and just fuck it again?" "Fuck it again" "Fuck again it is!" "Fuck it again" "We're all here, you're the only one missing" "Hurry up" "Is that the one?" "Can't be" "Don't panic, this isn't it" "I think it is" "Go after it!" "You're all here?" "Why didn't you guys get a cab?" "Shut up, let's order first" "Let's get Pork Bone Congee" "Congee under this weather?" "They're famous for it" "Fine, 4 bowls of pork bone congee" "This is the area's leading magazine stall" "Should give a good indication of our magazine's sales" "It's extremely indicative" "Is this a new magazine?" "Just arrived, hot off the Press" "Can I open it up?" "Sure, go ahead" "Look, a customer" "It's really good" "Buy it!" "Buy it!" "Pretty hot indeed!" "Buy it..." "Fat Dragon and Boney Jones are in it?" "I'll take this" "Bought!" "If Passion Magazine makes money" "I shall donate half of my earnings to charity" "I'll give it all to my mom, she still thinks I'm useless" "I'll invest in printing educational textbooks" "Do some charity work to balance off my guilt" "I'll buy a bigger flat for Fanny" "So we can live comfortably" "Pamela dreamt of owning her own fashion label" "If I have the money" "I'll use it to develop her label" "Are we day dreaming or what?" "I guess so" "Sold out" "$5 for newspaper" "$5" "I'm paying for this" "Sorry, bro, this isn't for sale, it's my copy" "Not for sale?" "Sir, you're pretty old already" "I would hate for you to pop a vein reading this" "Old men are still men" "Frankly speaking this is the first issue, I want to keep a copy" "It's an instant best seller" "A mint condition first copy will go up in value" "They can always re-print That's right" "You don't get it" "When they do, it'll say re-print on the cover" "You're right" "Careful, don't ruin it" "Congratulations, mister" "I won't fight over this with you, it's all yours" "Keep it well, thanks" "That's right" "This issue will be worth a lot of money in the future" "Trust me Yeah?" "Even the plastic cover!" "Let's go have some shark's fin soup" "According to my research, the first issue of Passion Magazine sold over a hundred thousand copies" "Wow!" "It broke the record of the sales of pornographic magazines" "Because John and I used our heads" "Previous porno magazines didn't involve the night club scene" "But we've set a different trend" "We could make a nightspot an instant hit" "Your turn, sir" "C'mon boy, your turn" "Sorry, you all have to wait for a while" "Not for long, I promise..." "It's a busy day out here" "Just hurry up" "It's fucking John and Andy" "We'll drink to that" "Cheers Cheers" "You guys sure have your ways" "Now every girl in this joint accounts for maybe 30 customers daily" "Can't cope with the demand" "Thank you both" "If I didn't have the foresight to see the potential in you two" "We're not going to hit the jackpot like we have now" "Our joint is literally filled with horny sperms" "Business is literally fucking good" "Thank you for your compliment" "Your precious teachings worked out well for us" "Nobody believed in us back then" "Without our interview with you, there would be no magazines" "Andy, I know you're good at this" "Help me get some new ideas" "I want to fire up this joint even more" "Let's fucking bring the house down" "You guys must know how" "Come on, stop keeping the ideas to yourselves" "You guys want to bring down the house?" "Yeah" "You wanna have fun, we'll pay for it" "Passion" "Boss, this way to room no. 9, watch your step" "Maggie, hurry" "Where are you going?" "I'm exhausted Hurry up!" "Take good care of our customer" "Come on, what's taking so long?" "Jeez, this is so hot..." "This is even better" "Officer Cheung" "Outside a sex den in Portland Street" "We have about a hundred people queuing up" "Reportedly Passion Magazine is treating readers to free sex with hookers" "Should we do something about this?" "You two get on the van" "I invited you both" "Because you've gone to far" "You wanna have fun, we'll pay for it" "Officer, you have nothing on us" "Yes, we consulted our legal adviser..." "Right, having fun does not mean prostitution" "But... the newspapers today reported about this" "I got you both out to talk things out on the record" "So I'll have something to show my superiors" "What do you want then, Officer Cheung" "I can't teach you what to say" "You just need to tell the truth" "You guys started a joke with your readers" "Didn't think they would actually believe you guys" "As to what they did up in the sex den" "You'll of course confess that you don't know anything" "Remember me, I'm SP Cheung" "I hope you don't fall into my hands in the future" "If not, I won't be just taking you out for a spin" "I'll take you back to the precinct for a cup of coffee" "Understood" "Where are you guys, why are you not here yet?" "Come on" "Sorry..." "We're late, sorry" "The big boss is waiting" "Thanks" "Sorry" "Mr. Tong Fook, really sorry" "You said to proceed to Comewell" "I thought I heard you say the supermarket next door" "Waited there for 30 minutes" "It's true, we haven't had dinner yet" "You two idiots wrote bad things about our joint" "We didn't" "Seriously, Mr. Tong" "We always tell the truth, nothing less" "Yes" "Up yours!" "Of course you did!" "You don't know who I am, do you?" "Let me show you something interesting" "This scar runs from my chest to my ass" "Long time ago" "Someone tried to bad mouth me" "I asked them for a meeting" "Every person had two big cleavers" "Cleavers!" "This scar... was a memento of that day" "As to those fools" "They were cut into 4 pieces" "Fuck" "Your joint sucked for real, we simply told the truth" "What the hell do you mean?" "Shit!" "Do you know how to run a sex den?" "Don't blame others for your own ignorance" "If we die today your business will suck just the same" "Tell you what, I don't know much" "But I know how to make a joint succeed" "That's right" "Assholes!" "Look, I'm in this business to make money not to make enemies" "Why don't we all sit and have dinner?" "Let's all get to know each other better, yes?" "OK..." "Give them some wine" "Since it's our first meeting" "I'd like to show you something you've never seen before" "My double blade technique will blow you away" "Great..." "Really good" "Brilliant!" "Beautiful..." "Encore..." "Continue please..." "Miss, when will Mr. Dai give me my check?" "My employees are waiting for their salaries" "I realy don't know when he will be free" "Don't leave me out in charitable endeavors" "Just name the amount" "Sky is the limit" "Mr. Dai" "Do you know what was my ambition growing up?" "To run a charitable institution, seriously" "Goodbye!" "Thank you, Mr. Dai" "Walk the guest out" "Mr. Dai" "I know..." "Shirley, get Raymond in, we have a publishing meeting" "Mr. Dai, I..." "Can you wait a few more minutes?" "I'm really busy, got meetings to attend" "If you can't wait, come back another day" "I need to go into this meeting Mr. Dai..." "Shirley!" "Unbelievable!" "God damn it" "This is what we're paid for this month" "Why?" "Why do we have to be like beggars on the street" "The magazine was a best seller" "Fuck it" "Why do we have to go through this?" "Fuck him, we want our money" "How much is his share worth?" "Let's buy it off him" "Don't we have enough cash?" "I agree, but I don't have the money" "Neither do I" "I got loads, but haven't earned them yet" "Not me, I'd rather have a smaller stake in this" "I'll get a loan and use my flat as collateral" "I should also ask my girlfriend to do the same" "We should buy the magazine" "You're my best buddy" "John wants to buy Passion back from Mr. Dai" "He asked Fanny to use the house as collateral" "Yeah" "That's risky" "I tried to talk him out of it" "How much was Dai's share in it?" "He wouldn't release his rights for less than HK$1 .5" "Million" "This flat was intended to be my dowry" "What do you mean?" "I'm betting my future on you, get it?" "Do you get it?" "Understood" "Finally, we own this thing" "Congratulations" "Congrats" "We can start kicking ass now that we fully own it" "This issue's theme" "Camouflage girl in the jungle takes a facial" "Good!" "Remember shoot on the face, not on her breasts" "Go ahead and do it" "We'll show you the proofs later" "I'm coming, please look at the camera" "Two men?" "I don't do threesomes" "We're reporters from Passion Magazine" "Here to interview Titty Bird" "Oh, reporters" "Sorry" "I'm getting the door, please come in" "Come in, don't be shy" "It's fine" "Come on in, the place is crowded" "Sit down please" "7-up for you guys?" "We don't get up 7 times that fast, Coke please" "Sure, Coke then" "No coke or 7-up's" "No soft drinks, but I have popsicle" "But only one left, can you share?" "Have some, it tastes good" "It's ok, we'll help ourselves" "I'll put it here, just take it" "Here are our name cards, I'm the publisher" "I'm the deputy" "Who's the publisher and who's the deputy?" "I'm Andy, the publisher" "He's John, my deputy" "How do you conduct your interviews?" "Just tell us your main selling point" "And we'll take some photo's" "My selling point?" "I've said it all in the voice recorder" "Can you say the same thing again then?" "OK, hang on a minute" "Here and now?" "Yes, tell it to us, hold on" "Boss" "Call me Titty Bird" "I have big, bouncy tits 40 inches of the real stuff" "My cleavage is deep" "My nipples are small and pinkish" "I even "swallow" if you like" "Body massage, 360 degree turn" "I'll turn so good like you wouldn't believe it" "My pussy's tight and juicy" "It'll suck you dry" "And fuck you crazy" "Only HK$300, really cheap" "I'm waiting..." "Does that work?" "Does that work?" "If it worked you wouldn't have needed us" "First of all, promise us one thing" "You shouldn't be dishonest 40 in. bust line?" "You must be kidding" "And all the service you mentioned..." "Every other hooker in the business does it" "Do you know what's rule no. 1 for this profession not to tell your customers that you're cheap" "If they want to save money they'll just jack off" "Firstly, you need to hike up your price" "I have no customers now yet I should hike up prices?" "Trust us, we know these things" "You will become Hong Kong's number one hooker" "I've never dreamt of becoming number one" "Then put your faith in our two big...pens" "Who are you looking for?" "Titty Bird, as recommended in Passion Magazine?" "It's out?" "See for yourself" "You're pretty in person" "Everything in it is true" "Come in, I'll show you a good time" "OK" "I'm looking for Titty Bird" "Coming" "Come on in, Mister" "You don't look like the picture at all" "Stop looking at the picture, come in" "I'm looking for Titty Bird" "Just come on in first" "Well?" "Should we try once more?" "What?" "If you couldn't make it the first time, we can do it again" "Have you had enough rest?" "When you're done we can start over" "Is that alright?" "Come on" "I'm complaining to the Passion Magazine for fraud against readers" "The article talked about Titty Bird" "But what I found was Shitty Bird" "Completely different things" "I am very disappointed by this complete disregard .. ." "of responsible journalism" "If this is the case .. ." "Then I refuse to support the Passion Magazine from now on" "And I will spread the worst word of mouth about it" "Titty Bird" "Get here you lazy whore" "I'm busy.. .don't come in" "Just come back another day" "Fine, I'll wait right here" "Why don't you come in?" "You have destroyed our reputation" "Look at these complaint letters" "They're all about you" "Just come in first" "Come in." "Something wrong with your eyes?" "Come in and we'll talk" "Fine, I'll come in" "Passion Magazine is in deep trouble now because of you" "Customers?" "I'm not a customer" "Who are you?" "Ronaldo?" "We're robbers, Mr. Publisher" "Thanks to your magazine that pointed us here" "Could you maybe sign an autograph?" "What are your names?" "Don't you dare tell him our real names" "Whatever then, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho" "Sorry, we need to finish off the robbery" "Let's go, little brother" "Thanks, Mr. Publisher" "This way" "Are they gone yet?" "They're off" "Untie me" "How do I do that?" "They tied us really tight" "I'm so thirsty" "What do you want to do about that?" "Don't" "I'm bursting already" "It's painful" "In a great hurry It's painful" "Get something to drink" "You want me to drink condoms and lubricants?" "I forgot to buy some drinks" "This is fucking unbelievable" "Uh-oh, I have to pee" "Dont do it, its pointed right at my direction" "I'm not thirsty" "I can't hold it any longer" "Let's untie ourselves first" "Help me" "I have to pee" "What are you biting?" "Don't lick" "If you had served all your clients .. ." "the way you served me just now" "Then I wouldn't have had to come" "Sorry, I got too lazy" "I thought I could get others to substitute" "I won't do it again" "It's useless to say these now" "Why don't you write a formal apology" "I'll publish it for you on the next issue" "OK" "How.. ." "How much do I owe you?" "I'll pay you for it" "No need, we're friends" "We haven't even reported this case" "Report what?" "This is my first time" "I can't let others know about this" "You have a point" "Don't worry, I'll work hard from now on" "I promise I will" "I remember you said to me that I can become number one in this trade" "Lazy Whore:" "My Mistake!" "Titty Bird Promises never to do it again" "Mr. Boney Jones, I strongly recommend this girl, number 77" "She's the best" "Is this number 77 really any good?" "Of course .. . if she was any good we wouldnt need to promote her" "Please do what you can to help" "Turn the skank into the hottest princess" "You know we don't lie, and we don't accept bribes" "That's fine" "What's no. 77's specialty?" "Blow Jobs" "She's blows so well that if she were a musician she'd be in Kenny G's league" "Mr. Jones" "You've waited long?" "I've never heard of anyone named Boney" "It's my pseudonym" "Let's start the interview, your name?" "Stop that" "Tess Tickles" "Tess, where are you form?" "Guangdong .. .and" "Portugal" "Yeah you look like you have mixed blood" "How old are you, Tess?" "We'll say 19 .. .everyone says that 18 sounds too young" "Vital stats?" "36 ~ 22 ~ 38?" "You think my butt looks big" "No .. ." "36 ~ 22 ~ 33" "OK?" "OK" "Any specialties?" "What are you good at?" "I'm good at everything" "Except massage" "What specifically are your specialties then?" "I prefer performing them than talking about them" "Don't tickle me" "You've got to feel it to be able to write it" "No need" "How did you know that" "I like doing it on the floor?" "Cold .. .freezing" "Hot!" "Too hot!" "It's cold" "Cold .. . hot" "Hot .. .cold .. . hot .. .cold" "Hot!" "Tess Tickles' trademark fire and ice technique" "Boney Jones felt like .. ." "Give it to me shuttling between the equator and north pole understanding the real pleasure of oral sex" "Stop reading it, you fucking shit" "This will go to print, everyone will be able to read it" "What's the difference if I read it now?" "Won't matter once I finish writing it" "Sorry" "I have more" "Do you now?" "I have .. .this!" "And this, too" "Fire and Ice technique!" "Want to try it?" "Come on, baby!" "The Kenny G of Oral Sex:" "Tess Tickles" "How to perform the Fire and Ice Technique" "Number 77, where are you going?" "There's a long queue waiting for you" "It's like a rock concert, everyone chanting for "77"" "Where are you going?" "I need to go to the doctors" "What for?" "The doctor says if I keep on blowing" "My jaws will lock permanently like this" "I can't do this anymore" "Bullshit" "This shape is perfect for their sizes" "If you don't do it, who will?" "Go on .. ." "You're the Kenny G of massage parlors" "No one does this like you do" "Come on" "No, it hurts" "Mr. Chan!" "Andy and John, thank you for coming tonight" "It's going to be a blast, trust me" "Just call earlier, I'll reserve the best room for you" "We're ok, you don't have to show us around" "Stop kidding around John" "Why don't I ask Kitty to take our prettiest girls to have fun with you" "We're tired of looking at pretty girls" "Get us the ones with special talents" "Special talents?" "What are you looking at?" "Scared?" "Can you play drinking games?" "Drinking games, can you?" "I can" "You start" "Zero!" "Zero!" "She claims to be the master at this game" "Start over Sure" "I'll go first" "OK 5!" "10!" "Drink up!" "Again" "You're pretty good, why don't we .. ." "go with 6 bottles" "Fine, sure" "I don't think hospitality is her strong suit" "You bet" "Come on" "You go first" "Listen up 5!" "15!" "10!" "Zero!" "Finish that up" "Thanks" "Great" "I think he's done" "No, I'm not" "I don't believe I can't beat you" "OK" "Let's" "Stop playing stupid drinking games, let's .. ." "play strip games" "Bluff!" "Why not" "Off Please" "Take it off" "No" "No?" "You were pretty confident just now" "Off with it" "Give me a chance" "Chance?" "Let's go then" "How can I leave this way?" "Just go" "Give me something to wear" "Fine, take it off yourself" "Now" "Stop teasing" "Let's go then" "What now?" "For real?" "Take it off" "Come on" "Too good to be true" "Any girl could get on magazine covers these days" "Should our Passion try something new?" "Let's get some ideas" "I have one" "We can do current affairs" "What?" "!" "You know I'm not good at these" "Just trying to think of something" "Why don't we sensationalize our cover girls" "Just get women from all walks of life" "Then think of big stories to package them with" "Pretty good" "I like this idea" "We can maybe get a whore a hooker or a masseuse and make her look like a lady, right?" "Baby, I don't understand a word you're saying" "You won't have to" "So long as the two of us understood" "Who should we use for next issue" "Who should it be?" "Tess Tickles" "Whose testicles?" "Who's Tess Tickles?" "Your Tess Tickles" "Your testicles?" "What do you mean my Tess Tickles?" "Oh no, real estate prices crashing" "She licked your testicles so she's your Tess Tickles" "Why did you get your testicles licked?" "When did I ever get you to lick my testicles?" "You licked his testicles?" "I didn't lick his testicles" "He had his testicles licked" "That's why it's his Tess Tickles" "Why did you have your testicles licked?" "Yeah" "I need to call" "Tess Tickles" "It's my first time .. ." "First time?" "As a cover girl, I mean" "I bought some Macau egg tarts" "Not sure if it suits your taste" "I'm referring to myself" "No problem at all" "We have a professional photographer" "Don't worry, my experience plus this camera will make you look pretty no matter how ugly you are" "Don't worry" "He's an idiot, ignore him" "John, tell her the theme we're going for" "The theme we're going for tonight is fruits" "This banana was made just for you" "It was modeled after someone's body part" "Seriously, someone's banana is that big" "Please take a seat there" "Can I take off my clothes now" "Sure" "I'll assume the position first" "OK, ride on the banana" "Like riding a pony" "Right leg .. . ride on it" "Raise your right leg" "Hold on" "Higher" "Good, hold it right there open your mouth" "look happy" "look happy and slide it in your mouth" "I bit it off, sorry" "Yours did not come off, we're fine" "Keep it up" "Try leaning your head this way" "Better" "OK, that's enough" "OK, stop" "Let's try using a finger" "Put a finger into your mouth" "Like this?" "I guess so" "That's good" "Cover Girl Tess Tickles on 10 Best Ways to lick them" "I'm so happy today to be the special guest in Passion Magazine's 100th issue" "I've grown up with Passion Magazine" "From the very first issue they published" "I will give my best to everyone" "You look like you've never disrobed in your life" "Wait!" "Do it when we're on the bus, not here" "I love Hong Kong!" "I love you" "Distinguished guests, readers of Passion" "We're going to begin" "Before we start tonight's program" "We have a flag to present to publisher Andy" "And deputy publisher John" "Ladies and gentlemen, our chairman" "Mr. Kan" "OK, now our let's welcome our leading men" "Andy and John" "OK, now let's have Mr. Kan present" "Words of thanks from the sex industry" "Thank you" "It should be us thanking you really" "Photo's please" "OK" "Thank you, Mr. Kan thank you very much" "OK, now we hand it over to our VIP's!" "Tingting is full of surprises" "Her pubic hair long enough to reach the ground" "When she lies down her pubic hair escapes her underwears you can use hair gel to control them" "Tingting, has a pair of pink nipples you can squeeze it all you want" "She lives on #59 Tsuen Wan Avenue" "Waiting for you to contribute your sperm" "Hold each other tight" "Let her suck on your dick" "Swallow it whole, Come in her mouth" "Tingting has no fear" "Tingting offers 3-course set" "Waiting for you in her apartment" "She lives in #59 Tsuen Wan Avenue" "Do what you want to do with her" "Hello everyone" "I am your host Kiki" "From this issue on" "Passion Magazine will have an on pack VCD" "Cut!" "Andy, I'll leave now if everything's ok" "Bye" "Bye Bye" "Can we leave now?" "Give me another 10 minutes" "It feels so good" "Give me the VCD" "Can't take it anymore" "I killed her?" "How is it Doctor?" "Nothing serious for now" "She has low blood pressure" "Get her for a full physical exam tomorrow" "I'll write you a reference letter" "Sorry, doctor" "Are you really a doctor?" "You've never met a pretty doctor before?" "You ok?" "Of course I'm not" "You're not?" "What's wrong?" "Terminal illness" "Doc .. ." "Forget about it, I know what's wrong" "The doctor said I'm in terminal stage" "I could die anytime" "You're kidding I mean it" "Did you get a close inspection?" "What did the doctor say a while ago?" "It was very clear" "Why would I faint if everything was ok?" "But the doctor said it was nothing serious" "What's your illness called?" "It's called .. .terminal illness" "Will you treat me better right before I die?" "Will you?" "Why?" "I missed you so much" "Tess Tickles, Lewd Lily" "Tess Tickles, Titty Bird" "Tess Tickles" "Your Tess Tickles wins by a huge margin" "Quit mentioning it in front of Fanny" "If you do that again, I'm going to hit you" "I don't know, you pick the lucky winner" "Isn't it a bit dangerous what if we picked an SM freak?" "Well, doesn't she face that danger everyday in her work?" "But the one night stand with the cover girl was our idea" "We're responsible for anything that might go wrong" "Let's fake this, why don't you go?" "Fanny's going to see me" "Fine, let her run the risk of meeting an SM freak" "Or just get disembodied at some point" "You think if we pixelize my face" "Will Fanny still recognize me?" "Why don't you get an instant photo" "Then pixelize your look" "Then ask Fanny if she knew who it was" "Right!" "Thanks" "I don't think she'll recognize my face with pixels" "Maybe Calvin should do it, he doesn't have a girlfriend" "Sorry, was I late for long?" "You getting married?" "Your eyes ok?" "Nothing, the sunlight was just too bright" "You spent much time arranging this look?" "I did .. . is it ok?" "It looks good, definitely" "OK, let's do it" "OK" "You two stand apart" "OK, back up a little" "You're too stiff" "Relax a little" "What the hell, you have a boner?" "You've never seen a woman before?" "Right .. ." "You look too tight, lady" "I mean your face, not your lower body" "Relax, that's right" "When I say 'Action' just run towards each other" "OK?" "Let's go" "Action!" "Does that work?" "What are you doing?" "This sucks" "Just like that" "Hold her and spin" "Don't stop till I say so" "So happy.. .so wonderful" "Chupa chups?" "Calvin!" "What did you buy?" "I said to buy flowers" "You said to get corny stuff" "You look corny enough" "Whatever, take this thing here" "And kneel on the ground before you give it to her" "Just look really stupid, ok?" "Remember to shoot the background" "The uglier the better" "As kitsch as possible" "Ready, start when I say 'Action'" "Ready, get set .. ." "Wait" "Ms Tess Yeah?" "You're a working girl, show some poise" "Sorry" "There you go, thanks" "Ready.. ." "Action!" "Look happy, yes, relax" "Perfect" "She looks happier than you do" "You looked like you just ate shit" "I've never had a man walk on the beach with me before" "I'm actually quite old fashioned" "I like having a man walk on the beach with me" "Where do you go when you dated your ex?" "Nowhere, just somewhere dark to have sex" "Lots of groping and humping" "And then, Tess discovered the hidden champagne bottle from her fan" "Ouch!" "What the fuck?" "Tess is so moved" "What is it?" "And they kiss" "It's a bottle of champagne" "Kiss!" "Kiss now" "OK" "Right" "Romantically look at each other while you toast" "Fine" "OK, don't drink too much" "Put it down, pick up a strawberry" "Correct .. ." "Then suck on it" "Don't look at me, look at her" "Suck the fruit, suck it" "Enjoy it like you're sucking her.. ." "Then feed her" "Enough, feed her now" "Exactly" "Look entranced" "Don't open your mouth too wide" "Don't think it's your regular.. ." "there you go .. . right .. ." "OK, leave them, shoot me instead" "OK, after they enjoyed their bottle of champagne" "Keep moving, don't still" "OK, after they enjoyed the champagne" "The lucky reader finally gets to enter the room we prepared for him and Tess Tickles" "We hid over a hundred condoms near the bed" "Our guessing game for this issue is" "How many condoms will our lucky reader use up?" "The answer will be revealed on the next issue" "Wanna play paper, rock, scissors?" "Get in there!" "OK, as to what happens after they entered the room" "Only heaven knows" "Remember to write back and guess how many rounds they got to" "Done" "Was that ok?" "I'm fine with it" "Remember, you are the lucky reader tonight" "Everything in that room is yours" "Have fun" "I thought it was all an act?" "If you want to leave now" "You can go" "If you want me to stop, just say so" "Lower.. ." "lower" "No .. ." "Lower.. . no in the middle" "Perfect" "Middle, perfect" "I did not know that my entire body could turn into a sex organ" "What?" "I think I've gone mad" "I'm tired, can you hold me while I sleep?" "Aren't you tired watching these discs" "Wait .. ." "Why is that guy's face pixelized?" "We have to protect readers' identities" "Then again" "He looks like you" "Like me?" "No way, I've seen him" "Seriously, his body size is the same as yours" "Look at that nose" "It's the same" "You can see that through the pixels?" "Yes, just do it like this" "Squint like that and you'll see it" "Yeah?" "Isn't it?" "I'm suddenly feeling something .. ." "What?" "I have an urge" "Tell me, doesn't he look like you?" "Hello" "I'm Fanny, you asleep?" "Barely" "Sorry" "I have something to tell you" "Wait" "What is it?" "Nothing really" "I'm not sure if I'm a little paranoid" "I felt like since John started the magazine" "He's been very different" "Different like how?" "Well, it's like this .. ." "I can't stand it .. ." "Where did you learn what you just did?" "I .. .just experimented on the stuff I write about" "Experimenting?" "Felt more like you've practiced" "Really?" "Well, let's try that one more time" "He insists that he's never tried it with others" "How am I supposed to believe that" "You're being paranoid, doesn't do any good to anyone" "I know, but I can't help it" "Now every time we do it" "I just can't get myself into the mood" "Paying too much attention on his "moves"" "See how different it is with before" "I'm going crazy" "Well, how about you and Andy?" "Aren't you worried?" "If there is anything fishy, no use worrying over it" "Mind telling us if you've ever crossed the line?" "You mean to indulge in that lifestyle?" "Off the record, I won't write about it" "Just purely out of interest" "I'd be lying if I said we never did" "I'm not a saint, can't fight temptation" "Besides saints don't publish porn magazines" "They write bibles and holy books" "I'd like to use your toilet for a second" "I'm bursting" "Who are you?" "I'll tell you in a bit, thanks" "Here's your money back, also I'd like to buy your flat" "It's ours, you shouldn't have to do this" "I just want to prove that I can take care of you" "I bought your favorite dish home for dinner" "Who screwed up this contract?" "Even has drawings" "Where's John?" "I've told you maybe a billion times before" "Don't use this color for the cover" "Are you deaf?" "Told you not to write about Fantasy of The Spooky Kind" "We're a porn publication" "We're not X-files" "Stop fooling around" "It has nothing to do with our magazine" "I know Pam left you" "What did you say about Pam?" "Stop right there" "Fuck you!" "Stop!" "You said something about Pamela, right?" "You've turned your girlfriend into a paranoid" "Why did you have to bring me down?" "Now my girlfriend's gone" "You're blaming me?" "Tell me .. ." "What now?" "Why are you being quiet?" "Fine" "Say it, come on" "Stay out of this" "Say it" "You really want to hear?" "Why am I always playing second fiddle to you?" "Who started you on Fat Dragon BoneyJones" "Your deputy" "We started Passion Magazine as partners" "You're the publisher and I'm the deputy" "Up yours, your deputy?" "You've never said you wanted to be the publisher" "I'm too nice and educated for that" "Oh really, since you're too nice and educated then quit writing about pornography" "Why care about becoming a publisher?" "You're too nice to be even the deputy" "Since you're that educated" "Why do you fool around with a masseuse" "What did you say?" "I quit, you do this on your own" "Honestly speaking, I've always liked you" "You may not know this" "Andy's all talk" "He's noting without you supporting him" "Passion Magazine was your idea, I knew that" "He can say whatever he wants outside" "You don't have to care about that" "I feel so bad for you" "Sorry for being very frank" "I've predicted you two to go separate ways early on" "I've published fortune telling books" "You asked to meet me to bash my ex partner" "Not really, I don't have that much free time" "John, you're a smart kid" "You should know I want to be in business with you again" "You should have no doubt about my passion for publishing" "I'm sure if you start your own porn magazine" "You can beat Passion Magazine easily" "There's an old Chinese Saying" "Friendships thrive on hard times, not in good times" "Do you agree with that?" "Ever regretted starting a porn magazine?" "From the moment we set out to do this" "I've never regretted it" "How much have you lost since you started this?" "Never counted my losses, and not starting now either" "But let me tell you" "You must have a bottom line in everything you do" "Bottom Line?" "You have bottom line in porn publications as well?" "Let me tell you, anything you do you have to set a bottom line for yourself" "Sometimes the only thing that can save your ass -- " ".. . is this bottom line" "Boss, is that a new magazine?" "Yup, just arrived" "I'll buy this one thanks" "The rivals meet!" "Do we still want to bathe then?" "Certainly?" "Why the hell not?" "You guys haven't spoken in a while, go ahead" "Come over here" "You two have a thing against each other" "Why don't you fight over it?" "Fight over it" "What the fuck do you want?" "What the fuck do you want?" "Punch him" "Looks like we have a winner" "That fast?" "Hard to believe?" "Didn't think you'd fight this well" "When you have the time, try it on me" "Has he thrown a temper tantrum yet today?" "Andy, I've quit my day job as a TV reporter" "I've decided to go to the US to study Theology" "We formed this partnership not only to make money" "But also to have fun" "I feel this magazine is a runaway train" "We've had fun working with each other" "Utterly immoral" "Do you believe in karma?" "Do you understand?" "I'm leaving" "Mike .. ." "Why are you still here?" "Cindy, can you place an order for a Pizza for just you and me" "He's leaving soon" "Leave" "Just go" "Get out of here" "What do you want?" "I said to order a pizza, don't you want to eat?" "If you don't, I do" "The ones I need are gone, only the useless stayed" "What do you want?" "I'll give you back your share" "Don't go Idiot" "Don't leave .. ." "I don't have any friends anymore" "Please don't go" "I'm begging you" "You two were the best of friends" "He should know you didn't mean to punch him" "I didn't think it would come to this" "Just tell him that you're sorry" "This time it's all over" "At least it was good coming to see you" "I know why men look for hookers" "There are certain thing .. ." "that men can't resolve with their own women" "Thanks" "I just upped my price again" "How much?" "We're friends, forget about these" "I charge you the old price" "Keep it" "Why did you have to jazz up this place like this?" "You're just a solo hooker" "I did spend over a million bucks refurbishing" "You told me to work hard, remember?" "You know, I really am" "Hong Kong's most popular solo hooker now" "I'm doing very well" "Just the other day, 2 tv station interviewed me even" "I have something for you, hang on" "I bought this from an old guy for HK$ 3,000" "Thanks" "We're friends, remember?" "Have you seen my telephone bill?" "What?" "Phone bill" "Never saw it, look for it yourself" "Is it beside the computer?" "Found it yet?" "Why did you stick with Kiki?" "Your girlfriend Pamela was really good" "Why didn't you attempt to win her back?" "I'm not sure I know why" "Maybe .. ." "She was just too good for me" "I don't understand, can you elaborate?" "She was too good for me, I'm a man" "When I'm with her" "I feel .. ." "I mean, I'd really want .. ." "to have a woman I can rescue" "Or maybe .. ." "a not so normal woman" "Frankly speaking, I didn't understand that" "But I'll write it down" "Sometimes it's really strange" "You know quite well who you love" "But you choose to let her go against your wishes" "I'm not sure I know how to say it" "The police started what they called" "Operation:" "Fire Lily" "Sweeping through over a hundred prostitution dens" "Forcibly closing down several porn magazines" "And arresting several publishers and editors-in-chief" "The officer in charge is SP Cheung" "He claims this operation will be stepped up" "John just got arrested" "Where are you going?" "Back to the office" "For what?" "So they can come arrest me?" "The police have combed through" "Night clubs, motels and massage parlors" "Among the arrested are illegal immigrants and to date more than 120 individuals have been brought in for investigation" "Everyone leave, the cops will be here any minute" "I'm not joking" "Just go now" "How can I leave you like this?" "We're partners" "If I get arrested, I'll need you to post bail for me" "Thanks" "Who's in charge here?" "I am" "I have collected twenty stamps, can I exchange for the gift?" "Wait there" "Here's an electric dildo" "I just pulled it out from my ass" "It's yours if you want it" "There are tons of magazines here, you can take them too" "This entire office is yours if you want it 20 stamps!" "SP Cheung, I'm Andy" "If you want to arrest me, get it over with" "Who said anything about arresting you?" "You closed down every other magazine, why not mine?" "Because you have a higher bottom line, kid" "You never took bribes" "If you did, the accounting books from the night spots will show" "In other words, under the table transactions" "John never takes these kinds of payments" "Not sure if he ever did" "But his name was in the books" "Maybe someone took it for him" "He's the magazine's publisher editor-in-chief and chief writer" "Of course they arrested him and not me" "Those weren't bribes, they were advertising fees" "Nothing is free in this world" "Doesn't mean you've got high moral standards if you don't take" "Just means you're stupid" "What?" "What proof have you got that I took the money?" "The money was deposited under the Lust Magazine account" "John's got no choice but to take this hit" "Tell him to wise up in his next life!" "Andy, you're a much smarter person" "I actually like you better" "I have a new idea for us to work together" "It's a brand new idea, for real!" "Let's work together" "What?" "Think I'm scared of you?" "Mano o mano!" "Thank you, Attorney Ho" "We're ok for now" "Call me if you need me" "I'm leaving for now, bye" "Bye" "I told Fanny not to come" "Isn't it the day that Passion comes out?" "Remember what we did on the eve of the first issue?" "Do you remember?" "I do" "After you left" "Sales for Passion really wasn't as good as before" "Sir, we're closing for the day" "My treat" "No, make it my treat" "I'm leaving the porn business" "Got an offer from Taiwan to do a Film Magazine" "Long time, no see" "Yes" "I didn't want to tell you .. ." "that I'm not going to do porn magazines anymore" "I'm going to Taiwan to start a film magazine there" "When do you leave?" "Tomorrow" "That fast?" "I thought about it for a while" "Good" "What's good?" "Good for you" "Tell me your real name, please?" "Tess Chow" "Not Guangdon mixed with Portugese blood" "More like Guangxi mixed with Portugese" "I'm 28 years old" "Vital stats are 35, 23.5, 34" "I have a daughter" "Her father's my ex boyfriend" "She just turned 6" "What else do you want to know?" "Nothing else" "Anything you want to know about me?" "Apart from blow, lick, swallow and spit" "Nothing else I want to know in here" "In order for you to blow well" "Did you have to use real feeling?" "Well, feel it and you'll know" "Take only what is necessary, I'll be back end of the month" "Why do you keep this issue?" "What?" "I don't know" "Why?" "I'm asking you" "Tell me truthfully" "Ever since you started that magazine, ever cheated on me?" "Never" "Swear?" "Swear" "You never changed in all these years?" "Not really, if any at all it's just little things" "Like?" "I don't have sex with hookers before, now I do" "I've become friends with triad members, changed girlfriends" "And friends?" "Have you seen John since you parted ways that morning?" "No" "Even no contact with him at all ?" "Not at all" "If you see him again" "What would be the first thing you say to him?" "Sorry" "Sorry" "Because he is the .. ." "the best friend I have ever known" "I have a secret to reveal" "Your best friend is here today" "I have one thing to say" "I owe you this" "Sorry" "Sorry.. ." "Ready, Three, two, one"