"# Our glorious city" "# Was built by the divinities" "# By gods who saw fit" "# To bestow" "# The gift of a paradise" "# Peaceful and harmonious upon" "# Us mere mortals below" "# And made El Dorado" "# The magnificent and golden" "# One thousand years ago" "# El Dorado, El Dorado" "# El Dora-a-a-a-do #" "Today, we sail to conquer the New Worid." "For Spain, for glory, for gold!" "Viva Cortes!" "Altivo, eyes forward." " Seven!" " All right!" " Yes!" " Partner!" "Hee-hee!" " # Tons of gold for you!" " # Tons of gold for me!" "Hey!" "# Tons of gold for we!" "Hey!" "#" "One more roll!" "Uh, guys, you're broke!" " You got nothin' to bet with!" " Oh, yeah?" "I got this!" " A map?" " A map!" "A map of the wonders of the New Worid." "Wow!" "Let's have a look." "Uh, Tulio!" " Excuse us, for one moment, please." " Tulio, look!" "El Dorado, the city of gold." "This could be our destiny, our fate." "Miguel, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't need loaded dice." "Not with the face." "No, no, no." "No, no, no, no, no!" "I said one more roll!" "My map against your cash." "Hmm?" " All right, peewee." "You're on!" " Not with those!" "This time we use my dice." "Got a problem with that?" "No." "I'm going to kill you." "Come on, baby." "Papa needs that crappy map." "Stop that!" "Show me seven!" " Seven!" " All right!" "Seven!" "There it is!" "Nice doing business with you!" "I knew it!" "Your dice are loaded!" "What?" "You gave me loaded dice?" "!" "He gave me loaded dice!" " Guard, arrest him!" " You dare to impugn my honour?" "He was the one who was cheating!" "Arrest him!" "He tricked these sailors!" " Now I'm the thief?" " Yes." "Look in the mirror, pal!" "You return that money or I'll..." " En garde!" " En garde, yourself." "I will give you the honour of a quick death." "But not with that." "I fight fairly." "A-ha!" " Well, any last words?" " I'll cut you to ribbons, fool!" "Such mediocrity." "Let your sword do the talking." "I will." "It will be loquacious to a fault!" " Ha!" "Take that!" " Ha ha!" "Ha ha ha!" " You mincing, fencing, twit." " You fight like my sister!" "I fought her, that's a compliment." " Blackguard!" " Heathen!" "Not the face!" "Not the face!" " Ladies and gentlemen, it's a draw." " Thank you all for coming." " You've been great." "See you soon." " Adiós!" " Congratulations." "Very good!" " No, you..." " We should've kept our swords." " Yeah." "I've got a plan." " What is it?" " Er, well... you... pet him..." " Yeah?" " And I'll RUN!" "Well, thanks a lot!" "There they are!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey..." "Bye!" "Thank you!" "Olé!" "Whoa!" "Oh!" " I bet we can make that." " There!" " Two pesetas says we can't." " You're oooon!" "You lose!" "Whoa!" "What's happening?" "We're both in barrels." "That's the extent of my knowledge." "OK, Miguel, on three, we jump for the dock." " Good, good." "Excellent." " One, two, THREE..." "Th-three!" "Three!" "Ohh!" "Three!" "You ready?" "OK." "One more." "Let's go." "One... two... three!" " Excuse us." " We're outta here." " Who ordered the, uh... pickles?" " Yeah." "Cortes!" "My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ." "And I will not tolerate stowaways." "You will be flogged." "And when we put into Cuba, God willing, you'll be flogged more, then enslaved on the plantations for the rest of your miserable lives." " To the brig." " All right!" "Cuba!" " Hah!" " Ugh!" "Hey, Altivo." "Ah-ta-ta, not for you!" "Half rations - orders from Cortes." "So, um, how's the escape plan coming?" "All right." "All right, wait!" " I'm getting something." " Yeah" "OK!" "Here's the plan - dead of night, we grab provisions, hijack one of those longboats, and then we row back to Spain like there's no mañana!" " Back to Spain?" " Yeah." " In a rowboat." " You got it!" "Great." "Th-that's your plan, is it?" " That's pretty much it." " I like it." " So, how do we get on deck?" " Hmm." "Dead of night, we grab provisions, hijack one of those longboats..." " Great." " What's your idea, smart guy?" "Don't ask me!" "You've got the plans!" "Wait, I have an idea." "Uh, c'mon, give me a boost." "Hey, Altivo." "Altivo!" "You want a nice apple?" "Come and get it." "But you have to do a trick first." "Huh?" "All you do is find a pry bar." "A long piece of iron with a hooky thing at the end, yeah?" " Miguel, you're talking to a HORSE!" " Shh!" "That's it, Altivo, find the pry bar." "Yes, the pry bar." "He can't understand "pry bar"!" "He's a dumb horse, there's no way..." "Well, it's NOT a pry bar." "Oh, Altivo." "Oh, thank you, old boy." "Listen, if we can ever return the favour..." "For Pete's sake, he's a warhorse, not a poodle." " C'mon before he licks you to death." " Adiós." " Shh, quiet." " What's the matter?" "He wants his apple." "Give it to him before he wakes the ship!" " Fetch!" " Huh?" "Hmm?" "Huh?" " Altivo!" " Huh?" "Miguel!" " Altivo, coming!" " Miguel!" "Hang on!" "I'm here, old boy!" " Have you lost your mind?" " I'm coming!" "Oh!" "Ho-o-ly ship!" "Whoa!" " Loop the rope under the horse!" " Yes!" "On three, pull back on the rope!" " What?" " Three!" "Pull!" "Tulio!" "Hey, it worked!" "Did any of the supplies make it?" "Well... yes and no." "Ohhh, great!" "Be positive." "At least things can't get wor..." "Excuse me." "Were you going to say "worse"?" " No." " You sure?" "Absolutely, I've revised that whole thing." " We're at least in a rowboat." " Exactly." "You miss nothing." "Whoaaaa!" "Tulio, did you ever imagine it would end like this?" "The horse is a surprise." "Any... regrets?" "Besides dying?" "Yeah." "I never... had enough gold." "My regret, besides dying, is... our greatest adventure is over before it began and no one will even remember us." "Well, if it's any consolation, Miguel, you... made my life  an adventure." "And if it's any consolation, Tulio you made my life... rich." " Is it?" " Hmm." " It is!" "It's..." " It's..." "It's land!" "All in favour of the boat say "aye."" " Aye!" " Aye!" "Go!" "Hey, Miguel!" "I could use a little help!" "Miguel!" "Hello!" "Tulio!" "We've done it!" " What's that?" "The map?" " It's all right here!" "You still have the map?" "Whistling rock!" "The stream!" " You kept the map but no food?" " Even those mountains." "You said so yourself - it could be possible." "And it is!" "It really is the map to El Dorado!" " You drank the seawater." " Oh, come on!" "I'm not coming on!" "I wouldn't enter that jungle for a million pesetas!" " How about a hundred million?" " What?" " Since El Dorado's the city of gold." " What's your point?" "Dust, nuggets, a temple where you pluck gold from the walls." "But you won't go, so let's get into the boat and row back to Spain - it worked last time" "Wait!" "Mmm." "Wait a minute." "New plan." "We find the city of gold, we take the gold..." " THEN we go back to Spain." " And buy Spain!" "Yeah!" "That's the spirit!" " Come on!" "We'll follow that trail!" " What trail?" "The trail that we blaze!" "THAT trail that we blaze!" "Phewee." "Oh, no, you don't." "Yeow!" "Your horse bit me in the butt!" "# Look out New Worid here we come" " # Brave, intrepid... #" " Charge!" "# And then some" "# Pioneers of maximum audacity" "# Whose résumés show that we are just the team" "# To live where others merely dream... #" " What are you looking at?" " # Building up our head of steam" "# On the trail we blaze" "# Changing legend into fact" "# We shall ride into history" "# Turning myth into truth" "# We shall surely gaze on the sweet unfolding" "# Of an antique mystery" "# All will be revealed" "# On the trail we blaze... #" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "# On the trail we blaze #" " Dinner is served." " Hello." "# Paradise is close at hand" "# Shangri-La" "# The promised land" "# Seventh heaven on demand" "# Quite unusual nowadays" "# Virgin vistas undefiled" "# Minds and bodies running wild" "# In the man behold a child" "# On the trail we blaze" "# On the trail we blaze" "# The trail we blaze" "# Is road uncharted" "# Through terra incognita to a golden shrine" "# No place for the traveller" "# To be fainthearted" "# We are part of a sumptuous grand design" "# Changing legend into fact" "# We shall ride into history" "# Turning myth into truth" "# We shall surely gaze" "# On the sweet unfolding" "# Of an antique mystery" "# All will be revealed... #" "# On the trail we blaze #" "Hmm." "Miguel." "Miguel, wake up." "We're there." " We found it?" " Oh, we found it." " Fantastic!" "How far?" " Here." " Where?" "Behind the rock?" " No, no." "This is it." "Give me that!" "This ca..." "What?" "Apparently, "El Dorado" is native for "great, big ROCK"!" "ROCK-ROCK-ROCK..." "Tell you what, I'm feeling generous, so YOU can have MY share." "You don't think Cortes beat us here and..." "And what?" "Took all the really big rocks?" "Scoundrel!" "We have to think about this." " We've come all this way, and we..." " Get on the horse!" "No, no, not with the face." "Stop." "Looks like a pass right over there." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Hyah!" "Heh." "I've..." "Uh, hello." "This your rock?" "Sorry, just looking." "We're, um... tourists!" "We lost our group." "May we go now?" " Ah!" " Heh-heh." "Spears." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Oh, my..." "It's-It's..." "El Dorado!" "Oh!" "Mmm." "Ah!" "Well, it was nice working with you, partner." "Tulio..." "I'm sorry about that girl in Barcelona." " So, you..." "You..." " Behold!" "As the prophecies foretold, the time of judgement is now!" "Citizens!" "Did I not predict that the gods would come to us?" "Hmm." "My lords, I am Tzekel-Kan, your devoted high priest, speaker for the gods." "Hey." "I am Chief Tannabok." "What names may we call you?" "Hm?" "I am Miguel." "And I am Tulio." "And they call us Miguel and Tulio!" "Your arrival has greatly anticipated." "My lords, how long will you stay?" "Aha!" "You've captured this thief." " How would you punish her?" " Oh, no, no, no!" "My lord, I am not a thief." "See, the gods sent me a vision to bring tribute to guide them here." "My only wish is to serve the gods." "Release her, don't ya think?" "Then you will begin by returning this to its rightful place." "My lords, why now do you choose to visit us?" "Enough!" "You do not question the gods!" "That's right, do not question us, or we shall have to unleash our awesome and terrible power!" "And you don't want that!" "Well, yes!" "We do!" " You do?" " Of course we do." "Visit your wrath upon this non-believer." "Prove your divinity!" "Divinity!" "One moment." "You know that voice that tells people to quit when they're ahead?" "You don't have one!" " I got carried away!" " Way away!" " Maybe we should tell the truth." " We'd be butchered alive!" "They're suspicious." "We need a mega-cosmic event..." "I'm trying." "These distractions!" " You, horse..." " Think-think-think." "I'm on the verge of..." "STOP!" "STOP-STOP-STOP..." "Don't make me start it up again, cos I will." "Oh, mighty lords!" "Come." "Let me show you to your temple." "All right!" "Temple." "Step aside." "To commemorate your arrival, I propose a reverent ceremony at dawn." "Ah, then perhaps I could prepare a glorious feast for you tonight." "Which would you prefer?" " Both?" " Both." "Both is good." " My lords." " My lords." "And so dawns the Age of the Jaguar." "Happy New Year." " Hey!" " Hey hey." "Tulio." "Tulio, they actually think we're gods." "It's an entire city of suckers!" "We'll just keep it up long enough to get the gold and get the hell out!" "Tulio, we'll live like kings!" " Miguel and Tulio!" " Tulio and Miguel!" " Mighty and powerful gods." " Hello." "Ahhh!" "Depart, mortal, before we strike you with a lightning bolt." "Beware the wrath of the gods!" "Be gone!" "Save it for the high priest." "You're gonna need it." "Miguel, it's not working." "Miguel!" "We've been caught." "Oh, don't worry about me, boys." ""My only wish is to serve the gods."" " Remember?" " How?" "You guys want the gold but not to get caught, right?" " You'll need my help." " What makes you think so?" "Are you serious?" "I..." "What..." "We..." "OK." " So, uh, who are you?" " Yeah, what's your angle?" " No angle." "I want in." " In?" "On the scam." "There's no scam!" "Why would you think..." "Why?" "So I can get out." " I thought she wanted in?" " She wants in so she can get out." "Aha!" "Got it..." "Why?" "Think only you dream of better things?" "Of adventure?" "You've got your reasons and I've got mine." "Let's not make it personal, OK?" " It's just business." " Oh." "So when you guys are ready to go back to... wherever you came from, I'm going with you." "No, don't think so." "All right." "Fine." "I'm sure you know proper rituals, the holiest days on the calendar, oh, and of course you know all about Xibalba." "OK?" "Good luck." "See you at the execution." "Wait!" "Hold it." " Deal?" " Hmm." " Deal." " Not yet!" "Let's see if it works out." "Uh-huh." "Well, then I suppose you'll want these back?" " How'd you get those?" " Where was she keeping them?" " Call me, Chel, your new partner." " Uh, that's partner-in-training." "Now, put these on." "Your public's waiting." "Do you mind?" "No." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Right." "Uh, excuse me." "Bye." "Mm-mm!" "Maybe they should call this place "Chel Dorado."" "She's whoo..." " Whoa, she's trouble!" " What?" "The little voice - remember it?" "For a second imagine you have one." "What would it be saying about Chel?" "No..." "listen." "We are partners." " Partners." " We have a plan, remember?" " Get the gold." "Go back to Spain." " Yes!" "And we're playing gods." "Now, put Chel in." "Hear the voice?" "Listen carefully." "Chel is off-limits, hmm?" "Bravo!" "Chel is off-limits!" "Shake on it." " Off-limits." "Mm, mm." " Mmm." "Besides, we're supposed to be gods." "We must avoid temptation." "Gods." "Oh." "This is gonna be tougher than I thought." "Tulio, relax!" "All you have to do is smile, act godly and follow my lead." "Big smile." "Like you mean it." "A- one, two, three." "# I hardly think I'm qualified" "# To come across all sanctified" "# I just don't cut it with the cherubim... #" " Ow!" " What're you talking about?" "# There again they're on their knees" "# Being worshipped is a breeze" "# Which rather suits us in the interim" "# Interim, interim, it's me and him" "# Oh, my God!" "It's tough to be a god" "# Tread where mortals have not trod" "# Be deified when really you're a sham" "# Be an object of devotion" "# Be the subject of psalms" "# It's a rather touching notion" "# All those prayers and those salaams" "# And who am I to bridle" "# If I'm forced to be an idol" "# If they say that I'm a god" "# That's what I am" "# What's more if we don't comply" "# With the locals' wishes" "# I can see us being sacrificed or stuffed!" "#" "You have a point there." "# So let's be gods, the perks are great" " # El Dorado on our plates... #" " Thank you." "# Local feelings should not be rebuffed" "# I never rebuff a local feeling" "# No, my friend" "# It's tough to be a god" "# But if you get the people's nod" "# Count your blessings, keep 'em sweet" " # That's our advice!" "#" " It's great advice!" "# Be a symbol of perfection" "# Be a legend, be a cult" "# Take their praise, take a collection" "# As the multitudes exalt" "# Don a supernatural habit" " # We'd be crazy not to grab it... #" " You got it!" "# So sign on two new gods for paradise" "# Par-a-dise... #" " Ahh!" " Good morning, my lords!" " He's back!" " Oh, no." "And now it's my turn!" "The gods have awakened!" "Whoa!" "Ooh." "Mm-hmm." "Thank you." "This city is given a great blessing!" "And what have we done to show our gratitude?" "A meagre celebration." "The gods deserve a proper tribute!" "The beginning of a new era, the dawning of a new age... demands... sacrifice!" " I don't like this." " We must do something." "STOP!" "Hmm?" "This is not a proper tribute!" " You do not want the tribute?" " No, we want tribute." "Uh, it's just that, um..." "Tulio, tell him." "The stars are not in position for this tribute!" "Like he says, the stars..." "Can't do it." "Not today." "Ah." "Perhaps it is possible I misread... the heavens." "Don't worry about it." "To err is human, to forgive..." "My lords, may the people of El Dorado offer you our tribute." "Ooohhh." "My lords, does this please you?" " Very nice." "Certainly acceptable." " It'll do." "The gods have chosen!" "To Xibalba?" " Xibalba!" " No, no!" "To Xibalba!" "Oh, great." "Hey, Chel, um, what are they doing?" "They're sending it to Xibalba, the spirit world." " The spirit world." " I'll take care of it." "Um, excuse me, Chief?" "The gods have changed their minds." "They wish to bask in the reverence that has been shown them." "STOP!" "They wish to bask!" "Take the tribute to the gods' temple!" "Nice going." "Smile while you can." "Well, well, well." "What have we here?" "# Tons of gold for you, hah!" " # Tons of gold for me!" " # Tons of gold for we!" "#" " Not bad for a day's work." " Not at all." "We just became richer than the king of Spain." "Speaking of kings, the chief and high priest seem a bit, uh, tense." "Buenos días!" "Listen, all we have to do is keep playing the one against the other." "Do a god dance, chant some mumbo jumbo, then get the hell back to Spain!" "Um, Tulio, how are we gonna get all this back to Spain?" "Ummm..." " A boat?" " Yeah." "We really hate to be ascending so soon but urgent business has come up." " Family matters..." " Family." "Badda-bing..." "You know." "Oh, we expected you to be staying for the next... thousand years." "As we say in the spirit world, there's your plan and then the gods' plan." "Our plan calls for a boat, cos we'll ascend in a kinda horizontal pattern first." "Then we'll go vertical further out to sea." "To build a boat large and glorious enough would take about a week." " A week?" " Um..." "I wonder how long it would take Tzekel-Kan." "B" " But for the gods... three days." "Uh..." "Well, if that's the best you can do." "Oh, if you were not burdened with so MUCH tribute, you could leave sooner." " Hmm?" " Hmm?" "I like it here." "Miguel?" "Yep, yep." "Three days is just fine." "No, three days is not fine." " This is a real..." " Mmm." " These." "These are the ones." " Thank you." "Problem." "Miguel, how are we gonna keep this up?" "You worry too much." "No, I worry exactly the right amount." "You can never worry too much." "We just have to lie low." "But, Tulio, this place is amazing!" "I mean, I wonder what's..." "No!" "Don't even move!" " Tulio." " You're moving!" " A little, but " " Hey!" " C'mon." " Bup-bup." "Stay!" " I just..." " Just stand there!" "For three days?" "Yes!" "Exactly." "Three days." "Don't even breathe." "All right?" "All right." "We lie low." "Nah, ah, ah, ah." "Promise?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Great!" "Good." "OK." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to gloat over my gold." "Oh, yum, yum, yum." " It's beautiful, isn't it?" " Yeah!" " You really shouldn't miss it." " I know." "But l-I couldn't." "Go ahead." "I'll cover for you." "Oh, good." "Thanks." " What happened to Altivo?" " I don't know." "# Tulio goes for paradise #" " Hey, what happened to Miguel?" " I don't know." "Oh, my God!" "He's gone!" "Miguel's gone!" "He's loose!" "What am I gonna do?" "Oh, no, no!" "Oh, Miguel is right." "You worry too much." "Oh." "Ooh." "Oh, yeah." "Oh, down, down, down." "No!" "No!" "Big trouble." "Whoa!" "Look, sweetheart, we're in a con here, walking the razor's edge." "On the one hand, gold!" "On the other hand, painful, agonising failure!" "Ahem." "I can't afford any tempta... distractions." "So, I'm sorry." "SO sorry." "But perhaps another time?" "Too bad." "I'm free now." "I'm... not really sure I trust you." "I'm not really asking you to trust me." " Am I?" " Whoo." "OK." "Ooh, yeah." "Excuse me." "Excuse me?" "Hey, where is everybody?" "They've been cleared so the city can be cleansed, as you ordered." " Cleansed?" " Yes." "So the Age of the Jaguar can begin, as you ordered." " Get back in!" " Hey, stop that!" " Move!" " Stop!" "What are you doing?" "Stop that!" "But those who disobey your orders are punished, as you ordered." "Seems I've been giving a lot of orders." " Tzekel-Kan has told your commands." " Really?" " Here's an order." "Take the day off." " Huh?" "Are you all right?" "Here." "Oh, no!" "It's all right." "Please." "Hey, Altivo." "There you are." "Oh." "# The more I learn" "# The more I see" "# The less the world impassions me" "# The hungry heart" "# The roving eye" "# Have come to rest" "# Do not apply" "# The frantic chase" "# The crazy ride" "# The thrill has gone" "# I step aside" "# I'd believe in anything" "# Were it not for you" "# Showing me by just existing" "# Only this is true" "# I love you" "# I love you" "# Without question" "# I love you" "# I'd believe in anything" "# Were it not for you" "# Showing me by just existing only this is true" "# Oh, I love you #" "Hmm." "This is not what I expected." "Perhaps Lord Tulio will enlighten me." " How do I look?" " Oh, uh..." "Well, you..." "Oh, shut up." "Oh!" "Whoa!" "My lord?" "Hello?" " The high priest." " Ow!" "What'll he think if he finds a god here with me?" "Uh, lucky god?" "Just-just-just..." " Hello?" " Whoa!" "Oh, Tzekel-Kan!" "What brings you here?" "L- l-I humbly request an audience with you, my lord." "Lord yes, what can I do?" "I've seen Lord Miguel out among the people." "Really?" "If I may offer some advice?" " All right." "Shoot." " Ahem." " My lord, you are perfect." " Oh, well." "Go on." "But in your perfection, you cannot know how imperfect humans are." "Like snakes they are." "Spineless and slippery." "They are as untrustworthy as rats - stealing, cheating, with no remorse." "Spinning webs of lies, like spiders!" "Stop it!" "That's disgusting." " They're beyond disgusting!" " Yeah, yeah, way beyond." "Then we agree." "I'll begin the preparations." "Now, your victims - bound to an altar or free-range?" "Sheez." "Will you devour their essence whole or piece by piece?" "Tzek, you've lost me." "My lord, they won't respect you without fearing you." "We'll make them fear us by..." "A sacrifice, as is prophesised." "The history will be written in..." " Ink?" " Blood!" "Of course!" "I should tell Lord Miguel." "I should discuss the entire, uh, blood issue right away." "Excuse us, won't you?" "Finally... we're connecting." "This way." "Ooh." " What do you think you're doing?" " Lying low." "Look, change of plans." " We have to grab what we can and go." " What?" "Why?" "Cos the high priest is nuts!" " This is unacceptable!" " Yeah." "The gods should not be playing ball like this!" " Well, exactly!" " This is how gods should play ball!" " Well, don't blame me." " I blame you." " What is the object of this game?" " Knock the ball through the hoop." " What hoop?" " That hoop." " That's impossible!" "We'll lose!" " Gods don't lose." "Heep-ha!" "The Chief's warriors, finest players in the city." "15 mere mortals against two gods." "It's uneven but I hope they challenge you enough to make it... interesting." "Play ball!" " Crush them into the dust." "Enjoy!" " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Ahh!" "D'oh." "D'oh." "My lords, were you not supposed to put the ball into play?" "Oh!" "Ha." "Well, no, no, no, no, no..." "We were demonstrating the traditional... first avoidance manoeuvre." "Ah." "I've never heard of such a thing." "Excuse me." "Who invented this game?" "Why, the gods!" "Of course!" "I'm warning you, don't push your luck." "But, Tulio, we're the gods." "Tulio!" "The hip!" "The hip!" "This is impossible." "Yaaa!" "Excuse me?" "Heep... haaa!" "Heep-ha!" "Heep-ha!" "Foul!" "That was a foul!" "Ah!" "New ball!" " How long does this go on?" " Until the shadow touches this line." " We need a miracle." " No, we need to cheat." "Yes!" " Huh?" " Ooh!" "Hey!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Olé!" "Huh?" "Hmm." "Yes!" " Who's the god?" " You da god." " No, you the god." " You da god." "Fine." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Guys, it's here!" "It's here with me!" "I love this game!" "Yes!" " Yes!" "Woo!" " Well done, partner." " Yes!" "Yes!" " My lords, congratulations." "Now, you will wish to have the losing team sacrificed to your glory." " Not again." "Look, Tzekel-Kan!" " Uh, Miguel?" " Forget the sacrifices." " Miguel." "We don't want any sacrifices." "Sacred writings say you'll devour the wicked and unrighteous." "No one here fits that description." "As speaker for the gods, it would be my privilege to point them out." "The gods speak for themselves now!" "This city and these people have no need for you any more!" "There will be no sacrifices!" "Not now, not ever!" "Now get out!" "Oh!" "Mmm." "As the... gods... command." "Whoa!" "Who-o-oa!" "Hey, not bad for my first commandment, huh?" "Miguel, the little voice..." "Yeah, fine." "Do you know why the gods demand blood?" "I don't know." "Because gods don't bleed." "It's time to take the future into my own hands, and this city will be cleansed." "Even if I have to do it myself." "Uh, how?" "There are dark magics here... and power... and..." "Ooh." "My, my, my, my, my." "It's not called the Age of the Jaguar for nothing." "This will be a delightful way to bid the false gods... goodbye." "Hmm." "Adiós, muchacho!" "Mmm!" " Well, it's, um, uh, nice." " Nice?" " Yes, nice." " But?" "Um, but, uh, is it really fit for the gods?" "My lord." "I have been around boats, believe me, and that, um, the pointy, tall, um, the-the long up and down thing..." " The mast?" " Mast, yes." "Mast is good." "Well, look at it." "There's not nearly enough, uh... rope." " Rope?" " Yes, rope." "Exactly my point." "Vertical ascension requires a lot more... rope." " My lord." " And look at this." "This doesn't look at all secure." "Chief, I'm sorry, but all in all, it is a complete do-over." "Hmm." "You know, Lord Miguel, if you wish to stay, you only need to say so." "You mean... forever?" "Of course." "Oh, no, I can't." "I have to go back with Tulio." "We're... partners." "Big plans in the other world, huh?" "Yep." "Big plans." "Well, then, I'd better go get some more rope, huh?" "Oh, Chief, um, forget about the rope." "Um, my mistake." "Hey, to err is human." "HALF?" "Ha ha." "I don't think so." "Tell you what." "I'll let you come back to Spain, like you wanted, and, yeah, I can see throwing you, mmm, ten per cent?" "You know, maybe I won't go to Spain and take a third." "Ohh!" "Like you don't wanna go to Spain." "Oh, like you don't want me to want to go to Spain." " I want you to want..." " Hmm?" " What you want." " Mm-hmm." "Go on." "All right." "Cards on the table." "Uh, I want you to come to Spain with me and Miguel." "Mostly me." "Especially me." "Only me." "Forget Miguel." "Well... as long as that's what you want." " Me too." " OK." "Deal?" "Deal." "Mmm." ""Forget Miguel"?" "Well, forget Tulio." "Well, is it ready yet?" "Ooh." "Ah!" "Ahh!" "Hmm." "It seems to be missing something." "Ah, that's it." "It needs more... body." "Ah!" "Ah!" "Do... as I command!" " The gods deserve a proper tribute." " Stop!" "There will be no sacrifices!" "Ha ha!" "That kid does you better than you do." "Some send-off, huh?" "We're at the "go back and live like kings" part." "Yoo-hoo." "Well, isn't king kind of a step down from god?" "What?" "Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Miguel, we can't stay here." "We have a plan, remember?" "How about..." "we forget the plan?" "Hmm?" "What?" "Now everyone will know the truth of your "divinity"!" "I'm OK!" "I'm still OK!" "Come on!" "Get on!" "Altivo, hyah!" "Whoa!" " No!" " ARGH!" "Tulio!" "Hey, over here, you big Tzekel-Kan cat creep!" "Altivo, get Chel out of here." "Duck!" "Who-o-o-oa!" "Move!" "Move!" "Jump!" "Who-o-o-a!" "I know what you are, and I know what you are not!" "And you are not gods!" "Y..." "You're not a god?" "You lied to me?" " How dare you!" " Hey, it was his stupid plan!" " What?" " Oh, oh..." "My plan was that we should lie low!" "But your plan was to run off and be all "Oh, look at me, I'm a god."" " Not true!" " No?" "You're buying your own con!" "At least I'm not dating mine." "I..." "Ooh, low blow." "Listen, mister high and mighty." "We'd be sailing with a mountain of gold if you had listened to me!" "Well, you've got the precious gold and Chel." "What do you need me for?" "Well, maybe I DON'T need you." "Well, go back to Spain, I'll stay, and we'll both get what we want!" " That's fine with me, pal!" " Me, too!" " Fine!" " OK!" "All right!" "Tie him up!" "What?" "Whoa." "Jump!" "No-o-o-o-o!" "Ah!" "My lord." "Where did you get this?" "That was good, huh?" "Hey, a little help, please?" "Chief Tanni!" "Chief Tanni!" " I've decided to stay." " Oh, this is wonderful news!" "What a glorious day for El Dorado." "Lord Miguel has decided to live among us!" "Tulio!" "Is everything OK?" "Everything is... fine." "# There isn't much" "# I haven't shared" "# With you along the road" "# And through it all there'll always be" "# Tomorrow's episode" "# Suddenly that isn't true" "# There's another avenue" "# Beckoning the great divide" "# Ask no questions" "# Take no side" "# Who's to say who's right or wrong" "# Whose course is braver run" "# All I know is all we had" "# Is over, said and done" "# Friends never say goodbye" "# Never say goodbye... #" "Ha!" "Ahhh!" "Whew!" "# Friends never say goodbye... #" " We'll miss you!" " Thank you!" "# Never say goodbye #" "Eww." "# Friends never say goodbye" "# Friends" "# Never say goodbye... #" "Well, good luck." "Yeah." "You too." "# Never say goodbye #" "Whoa, boy, what is it?" " Cortes." " My lord, what is it?" "Chief Tanni!" "Chief Tanni!" "Approaching the city..." "is an army of strangers." "We are safe here." "They'll never find the gate to the city." "But, sire, they are being led by Tzekel-Kan." "He survived?" "Warriors, prepare for battle!" "Chief, you cannot fight them!" "Then how can we stop them?" "We can't." "Hmm." "Uh, one moment, please!" " OK, here's the gate." "And the boat." " And?" " The gate." "The boat." " And?" " Well, the goat." "The bate." " Tulio!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "That's it!" "We'll crash the boat into the pillars." "That's it?" "I mean..." "But..." " What about the gold?" " Well..." "Chief!" "Ahem..." "Chief!" "I've got a plan." "Hold the line steady!" "They're almost in place!" "It better be there, for your sake." "OK, Chief, on my signal!" "Ready!" "Hit the pillars!" "Now!" " They're breaking too fast!" " Tulio, the sail!" "It's stuck!" "They're not gonna make it." "ALTIVO!" "Ah!" "Are you crazy?" "Aaagh!" "Get off!" "You won't see the city again!" "I know." "I'm not gonna let you have all the fun." "Come on, we've got a wave to catch!" "Whoa!" " Get out of the way!" " Huh?" "Hold on!" "We're gonna have to hit it broadside!" "That's your plan?" "But the gold!" "I know!" "Just turn the boat!" "On impact, everybody jump!" "We made it." "It worked." "It worked!" "Ha ha ha!" " Quiet." "Get down!" " Ouch." "Ow!" "There they are." "No." "You lying heathen." "There is nothing here at all." "No." "Wait." "Wait." " Men, seize him!" " What?" "There is no El Dorado here." "Onward, men!" "Agh!" "Wait!" "No, wait!" "WAIT!" "Now, THAT was an adventure." "Yes." "Yes, it was." "And, um..." "It was so much gold!" " I'm fine." " Good." "Let's go." "Partner." "Partner." "Hey, guys, come on!" "You don't wanna stay here forever, do you?" " But we don't have a map." " We don't have a plan." "That's why it's interesting!" " You're right!" " What are we waiting for?" "Let's follow that trail!" "Hyah!" "# Oh, the sweet unfolding" "# Of an antique mystery" "# All will be revealed... #" "Chel, we're not on the horse!" "# On the trail we blaze #" "# Here comes the night" "# Here come the memories" "# Lost in your arms" "# Down in the foreign fields" "# Not so long ago" "# Seems like eternity" "# Those sweet afternoons" "# Still capture me" "# Someday out of the blue" "# In a crowded street" "# Or a deserted square" "# I'll turn and I'll see you" "# As if our love were new" "# Someday we can start again" "# Someday soon" "# I still believe" "# I still put faith in us" "# We had it all" "# And watched it slip away" "# Where are we now" "# Not where we want to be" "# Those hot afternoons" "# Still follow me" "# Someday out of the blue" "# Maybe years from now" "# Or tomorrow night" "# I'll turn and I'll see you" "# As if we always knew" "# Someday we would live again" "# Someday soon" "# I still believe I still put faith in us" "# I still believe I still put faith in us" "# I still believe I still put faith in us" "# Here comes the night" "# Here come the memories" "# Lost in your arms" "# Down in the foreign fields" "# Not so long ago" "# Seems like eternity" "# Those sweet afternoons" "# Still capture me" "# Someday out of the blue" "# Maybe years from now" "# Or tomorrow night" "# I'll turn and I'll see you" "# As if we always knew" "# Someday we would live again" "# Someday soon #" "# The more I learn" "# The more I see" "# The less the world impassions me" "# The hungry heart" "# The roving eye" "# Have come to rest" "# Do not apply" "# The frantic chase" "# The crazy ride" "# The thrill has gone" "# I step aside" "# And I'd believe" "# In anything" "# Were it not for you" "# Showing me" "# By just existing" "# Only this is true" "# I love you" "# I love you" "# Without question" "# I love you" "# The more I want # The more I steal" "# The more I steal # The more I hold" "# The more I hold" "# The less is real" "# All worldly things # I follow blind" "# I follow blind # In hope, not faith" "# In hope, not faith" "# Was paid in kind" "# The line is drawn" "# The change is made" "# I come to you" "# I'm not afraid" "# And I'd believe" "# In anything" "# Were it not for you" "# Showing me" "# By just existing" "# Only this is true" "# I love you #"