"451)}[ CLICKING ] 451)}[ BEEPING ]" "EXPERIENCE TELLS ME 89)}THAT SOME OF YOU WILL FORGET THE LESSONS I HAVE TAUGHT." "61)}No." "TAKE TIME TO REFLECT 451)}ON YOUR PAST YEAR IN THE SECOND GRADE... 425)}[ COMPUTER GAME BEEPS ] YES!" "451)}..." "AND HOW YOU CAN MAKE THIRD GRADE BETTER." "451)}NO!" "DO YOU DISAGREE WITH ME?" "SISTER LEONORA MARY." "I AGREE." "451)}[ CHILDREN GIGGLE ] 451)}Woman:" "PETE!" "BOYS!" "LET'S GO!" "451)}MOM..." "HONEY? 451)}BUT THEY JUST DON'T LISTEN." "451)}ANOTHER COMEBACK STOPPED!" "451)}REGGIE JACKSON STINKS." "451)}BOYS!" "451)}WE GOTTA GET GOING." "MOM'S GONNA FREAK." "451)}GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!" "WHAT SHOULD WE TELL HER?" "451)}YOU COULDN'T FIND YOUR BELT." "451)}HOLD ON!" "451)}WHY AREN'T YOU GOING TO CHURCH?" "A DETECTIVE?" "451)}WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE CAR?" "LET'S GO!" "GOD DOESN'T WAIT!" "451)}IT'S KILLING ME I CAN'T BE WITH THEM AT CHURCH." "451)}MY MOST CHERISHED MOMENTS 451)}HAVE BEEN WITH YOU KIDS AT CHURCH." "451)}SCREAMING BRATS." "451)}WHY ARE YOU LATE?" "451)}PETE COULDN'T FIND HIS BELT." "451)}MM-HMM." "WHY ARE YOU LATE?" "451)}SEAMUS LOST MY BELT." "451)}[ BABY CRIES ] 425)}HEY..." "WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS MAKE US WAIT A LITTLE LONGER?" "451)}YOU KNOW HOW I HATE BEING LATE FOR MASS." "YOUR TOYS ARE EVERYWHERE." "451)}YOU KNOW WHAT?" "GOD GIVES YOU 168 HOURS A WEEK." "451)}YOU'D THINK YOU'D GIVE HIM ONE BACK." "451)}IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?" "[ SIGHS ] 451)}I'VE BEEN READY FOR THREE HOURS." "YOU KISS ASS." "61)}COME HERE." "89)}COME HERE." "NO." "I'M NOT GONNA HIT YOU." "YOU SHOULDN'T TALK LIKE THAT." "89)}WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS HIT?" "89)}[ COMPUTER GAME BEEPS ] TOUCHDOWN!" "61)}I'M CRUSHING YOU AGAIN." "61)}[ BABY CRYING ]" "TOO." "89)}MAYBE THE TEDDY BEAR WILL SHUT HER UP." "YOU LITTLE JERK." "61)}"C." "61)}[ BEEPS ] 61)}[ CRYING CONTINUES ] 89)}HEAVEN AND HELL ARE TALKED ABOUT" "89)}AS IF THEY'RE MY NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBORS." "425)}[ COMPUTER GAME BEEPS ] TOUCHDOWN!" "451)}AND MY MOM'S JOB... 425)}GODDAMN IT." "...IS TO LOVINGLY GUIDE US TOWARDS THE RIGHT PATH." "MISTER." "YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH." "FOR CHRIST'S SAKE." "451)}MORNING." "IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU." "451)}[ BELL TOLLING ]" "HONEY." "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "CRIES ] 451)}ALL RIGHT." "EVERYBODY." "SON." "451)}[ SCREAMING ]" "451)}OKAY." "dear." "451)}Watch him." "451)}Get in there." "You're going to confession." "right here." "NOBODY KNOWS 61)}THE EXACT PATH TO HEAVEN." "89)}MY MOM SAYS THAT'S WHY WE GO TO CHURCH -- 89)}TO PRAY TO JESUS FOR ANSWERS. SEEING EVERYTHING." "61)}THAT CAN'T BE GOOD." "DEAR?" "451)}YOU THINK DOING MY CHORES 451)}WILL BE ENOUGH TO KEEP ME OUT OF HELL?" "451)}WHAT'D YOU BREAK?" "HONEY." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "451)}I THINK THAT SISTER LEONORA MARY THINKS THAT I'M GOING TO HELL." "451)}AND WHY DO YOU THINK SHE THINKS THIS?" "SHE SORT OF SAID IT A LOT THIS YEAR." "[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 451)}MAYBE YOU CAN DO SOMETHING TO PROVE TO SISTER MARY 451)}THAT YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN " " DO SOMETHING GOOD." "JACKIE." "WHAT CAN I DO TO PROVE IT TO HER? OKAY?" "YOU'RE A GOOD BOY." "YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL." "YOU JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING." "SHE IS KIND OF LOOSE." "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SISTER LEONORA MARY?" "451)}SISTER BIG BAGS?" "SHE'S ALL RIGHT." "451)}A LOT EASIER THAN SISTER GLORIA." "451)}WHY?" "451)}SHE KEEPS TELLING ME I'M GOING TO HELL." "451)}YEAH." "SHE'S BIG ON HELL." "HOW CAN I PROVE TO HER THAT I'M NOT?" "451)}DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "TOMORROW'S THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL." "BUT LET'S SAY I WANTED TO." "451)}HOW WOULD I DO THAT? 451)}I DID THIS REPORT ON ST." "PAUL. 451)}HE KEPT GOING AROUND TRYING TO CONVERT PEOPLE INTO CHRISTIANITY." "451)}HE WAS ON A QUEST." "451)}CONVERT PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T CATHOLIC? 451)}LIKE THE JEWISH PEOPLE AND THE ROMANS." "451)}JEWISH PEOPLE?" "CONVERTING JEWISH PEOPLE WAS MAJOR." "MAYBE EVEN THE GREEKS." "451)}EVERYONE." "425)}DID IT WORK?" "THEY MADE HIM A SAINT." "451)}YOU THINK THEY MIGHT MAKE ME A SAINT?" "THAT'D KEEP YOU OUT OF HELL." "451)}BUT THEY ALREADY GOT A ST." "PETER." "451)}[ BELL RINGS ] 451)}SEE YOU AT CHURCH... 451)}AND NEXT YEAR IN THE THIRD GRADE." "451)}YOU MAY GO." "451)}[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "MAY I SPEAK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT?" "SISTER LEONORA MARY?" "451)}HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I HAD TO PULL YOU BY YOUR EARS 451)}TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASS AND GIVE YOU THE RULER?" "451)}A LOT." "DON'T YOU THINK?" "YOU KNOW." "451)}I THINK THIS IS AN IMPORTANT SUMMER FOR YOU." "451)}THIS IS THE SUMMER 451)}WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE TO KEEP FOLLOWING THE DEVIL'S WAY" "451)}OR CREATE A NEW PATH TOWARDS JESUS." "WHICH PATH DO YOU WANT TO TAKE?" "451)}THE JESUS PATH." "451)}GOOD." "451)}I EXPECT TO SEE A DIFFERENCE IN YOU NEXT YEAR." "SISTER LEONORA MARY." "451)}I'VE GOT A PLAN -- A QUEST." "451)}GOOD." "YOU MAY GO." "451)}ENJOY YOUR SUMMER." "I KNOW YOU WILL." "UM..." "DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND A TEMPLE?" "PETE." "I'M STARTING MY QUEST." "451)}Boy:" "WHO'S GOT THE BALL?" "!" "KEVIN!" "451)}SO YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO THE TEMPLE?" "451)}YEAH." "THIS WHOLE THING'S KIND OF WEIRD -- 451)}YOU GOING THERE..." "THE QUEST." "451)}YEAH." "AT LEAST YOU KNOW IT'S WEIRD." "451)}SEE YA." "JASON." "451)}I WILL." "451)}YOU'RE GONNA MAKE YOUR PARENTS VERY PROUD." "RABBI JACOBSEN." "451)}SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS." "NOW." "451)}HOW YOU DOING TODAY?" "451)}I'M GREAT." "THANKS." "451)}GOOD." "451)}WHAT'S THAT THING 451)}THAT YOU HAVE ON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?" "CALLED A YARMULKE." "DOES IT?" "451)}NO." "BUT IT DOES BLOCK BALD SPOTS." "451)}WHOA." "IT CAN COVER BALD SPOTS." "451)}MY OLD UNCLE JIM COULD HAVE USED THAT." "451)}[ Chuckling ] UH-HUH." "UH..." "CASING THE JOINT FOR A HEIST?" "451)}WHAT?" "451)}[ CHUCKLES ] 451)}WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?" "RIGHT?" "451)}UH-HUH." "451)}I'M TRYING TO SEE 451)}IF I CAN HELP JEWISH PEOPLE GET TO HEAVEN." "ONE NOBLE ENDEAVOR." "451)}A QUEST." "451)}A NOBLE QUEST." "451)}HOW MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE? 451)}BUT THERE'S NO BIKE RACK." "451)}TELL YOU WHAT " " WHY DON'T YOU LET ME HELP YOU" "AND I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND?" "THANKS. 451)}YOU'LL KNOW WHERE THE SAFE IS." "451)}WHAT GANG AND WHAT SAFE?" "FOR THE HEIST." "451)}Pete:" "NO CROSS?" "NO." "NO CROSS." "451)}I FIND THE CROSS FUN TO LOOK AT." "451)}SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT CLIMBING UP THE WALL" "AND LETTING HIM GO." "451)}MASS GOES FASTER THAT WAY." "451)}UH-HUH." "451)}YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT PUTTING ONE IN HERE." "451)}I WILL GIVE THAT SOME THOUGHT." "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?" "451)}I'M THINKING THAT THIS IS WHERE MY QUEST STARTS." "451)}OKAY." "DON'T HESITATE." "451)}MY OFFICE IS RIGHT THROUGH THOSE DOORS THERE. 451)}BUT I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY FAMILY." "I HAVE A -- 451)}YOU HAVE A FAMILY?" "451)}YEAH." "THEN WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU? 451)}AND MY CONGREGATION CALLS ME RABBI... 451)}RABBI JACOBSEN." "451)}PETE." "PETE O'MALLEY." "RABBI JACOBSEN." "PETE O'MALLEY." "451)}[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "LOOK AT ALL THESE LITTLE... 451)}STOP MAKING UP THESE STORIES." "451)}YOU'RE JUST LYING THROUGH YOUR TEETH." "451)}DON'T LISTEN TO HIM." "EDDIE." "451)}SHE DID NOT SAY THAT." "EDDIE..." "GET YOUR ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE." "WHAT'S -- WHAT'S WITH YOUR HAIR?" "ARE GOING TO THE BARBER COLLEGE THIS WEEK." "PLEASE?" "451)}I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!" "I GUESS SO." "KATIE." "I PEDALED MY BIKE 451)}ALL THE WAY DOWN TO O'CONNOR'S HOUSE." "AND IT WAS SUNNY." "451)}AND IT WAS SUNNY." "[ LAUGHS ] 451)}SPEECH THERAPY FOR THIS ONE " " MAYBE." "451)}Margaret:" "HONEY... 451)}[ Sarcastically ] THAT'S GREAT." "MAKE FUN OF HER." "451)}DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT A YARMULKE IS?" "451)}YOU MEAN A BEANIE?" "POP." "PETE." "451)}IT'S " " IT'S RELIGIOUS." "451)}IT'S THEIR TRADITIONAL HEAD WEAR." "425)}IT'S LIKE FEATHERS FOR INDIANS." "EXACTLY." "WHAT'S IT FOR?" "451)}TO HIDE THEIR HORNS." "451)}THEY HAVE HORNS?" "451)}[ LAUGHS ] 451)}AND NOBODY REPEATS THAT OUT OF THIS HOUSE." "451)}DO YOU HEAR ME?" "WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?" "PLEASE." "I NEED HELPERS." "451)}VANILLA." "THANK YOU." "451)}YOU'RE REQUESTING FLAVORS?" "YOU'LL GET WHAT WE HAVE." "GET ME SOME -- SOME VANILLA." "YOUR UNCLE CHARLIE CAN GET YOU AN INTERVIEW 451)}AT THE CITY PLANNER'S OFFICE." "THANKS." "WHAT ABOUT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT?" "FORGET ABOUT THAT." "451)}THAT'S ALWAYS THERE FOR HIM." "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?" "451)}WHAT AM I GONNA DO? YOU KNOW." "451)}I'M MAKING MONEY AND SAVING MONEY -- 451)}LIFEGUARDING?" "[ LAUGHS ] 451)}I RAISED A PROFESSIONAL LIFEGUARDER IN CHICAGO." "RIGHT?" "IF YOU COULD SEE I PROMISE." "SAVE ME." "BABY." "FRANCIS DEMOS TOLD ME SHEILA LIKES YOU." "451)}ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK HER OUT." "425)}DON'T LET HER OLD MAN CATCH YOU." "NO KIDDING." "451)}DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE 451)}EVERY NIGHT AT DINNER?" "451)}[ LAUGHS ]" "SON." "CHILDREN SHOUTING IN DISTANCE ]" "451)}COME IN." "RABBI JACOBSEN." "IT'S ME " " PETE O'MALLEY." "HAVE A SEAT." "HOW ARE YOU?" "451)}I'M GREAT." "THANKS. 451)}BUT I THOUGHT I MIGHT NEED YOUR PERMISSION FIRST." "451)}EXCELLENT IDEA." "WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?" "451)}I WAS THINKING OF SETTING UP 451)}THIS LEMONADE "FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN" STAND." "451)}OF COURSE!" "451)}THE OLD LEMONADE "FREE TRIP TO HEAVEN" STAND." "451)}VERY ENTERPRISING." "RIGHT?" "SURE." "I THINK MOSES HAD THE FIRST SETUP ON MOUNT SINAI." "AT THE FRONT DOOR." "AND I'M NOT GONNA CHARGE. 451)}PEOPLE WON'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY." "451)}HOW ABOUT A NICKEL?" "451)}ALL RIGHT." "DON'T CHARGE ANYONE." "451)}I'M SURE THAT'LL WORK." "451)}I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW EVERYTHING GOES." "451)}APPRECIATE IT." "PETE... 451)}YEAH? 451)}JUST NOT THE SAME WAY CHRISTIANS DO." "451)}OURS INVOLVES A LITTLE MORE WAITING." "MAYBE I COULD GET THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO WAIT." "451)}OKAY." "451)}HERE YOU GO." "451)}THANKS." "451)}SEE YOU LATER." "451)}[ BELL DINGS ] 451)}[ DISTANT TALKING ]" "MR. O'MALLEY." "451)}JUST REMEMBER ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY." "451)}HOW DO YOU MAKE ANY MONEY HERE?" "AND I STILL HAVE NOBODY." "451)}I ENVY YOUR YOUTH." "451)}YOU'LL DO BETTER TOMORROW. 451)}SO WHY DON'T I HELP YOU STORE YOUR OFFICE?" "451)}WE'LL PUT HER RIGHT INSIDE THE SYNAGOGUE DOOR THERE " "OF COURSE." "YOU AND I 451)}SEEM TO BE THE ONLY TWO ON THIS BLOCK" "451)}THAT CARE ABOUT FREE STUFF." "THAT'S BECAUSE WE REALIZE 451)}WHAT WE HAVE TO OFFER YOU CAN'T BUY." "451)}EITHER THAT OR YOUR LEMONADE STINKS." "451)}IS THAT A POSSIBILITY?" "451)}DON'T TELL MOM WE CHARGED CANDY AT THE PHARMACY." "I WON'T." "YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME BALL TOMORROW?" "I DON'T THINK I CAN." "451)}I'M GOING TO THE SYNAGOGUE AGAIN." "451)}[ VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES ] 451)}DOOR-TO-DOOR SERVICE." "451)}IT'S A LOT TO ASK FROM A PART-TIME SECRETARY." "YOU'VE RECEIVED SIX MESSAGES." "YEAH? 451)}NOT IF YOU'RE GONNA INSIST ON GIVING ME CURBSIDE SERVICE." "451)}WHAT IS THIS?" "451)}MEMBERS OF THE CONGREGATION DON'T SEEM TO THINK 451)}THIS LEMONADE STAND IS SUCH A LAUGHING MATTER." "451)}IT'S AGAINST JUDAISM." "451)}I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CONGREGATION -- 451)}THEY BARELY NOTICE THIS SYNAGOGUE IS HERE" "451)}UNLESS IT'S THE HIGH HOLIDAYS." "451)}ALL HE'S DOING IS ASKING PEOPLE TO THINK. 451)}THAT'S WHEN THEY START COMPLAINING." "451)}BUT HE'S ADVERTISING CHRISTIANITY." "HE'S ADVERTISING THOUGHT." "451)}HE'S ASKING PEOPLE TO HAVE A FREE CUP OF LEMONADE 451)}AND MAYBE GAIN SOME INSIGHT ABOUT HOW TO GET INTO HEAVEN." "SO BE IT." "451)}YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH?" "451)}I WISH THERE WERE A THOUSAND PETES 451)}SETTING UP STANDS ALL UP AND DOWN THE STREET." "451)}[ CHUCKLES ] YOU LIKE STIRRING THINGS UP." "THEY'RE CRAZY." "YOUR LOVELY WIFE IS RAISING DANIEL." "ISN'T IT?" "451)}[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "GET DOWN HERE!" "451)}WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE TUB?" "451)}GET BACK IN THERE." "451)}I DON'T THINK THIS QUEST THING IS GONNA WORK." "451)}YOU'RE MISSING SOME GREAT BASEBALL." "451)}MULDOON SAYS HE'LL TRADE ME AN ERNIE BANKS FOR A PETE ROSE." "451)}DO IT." "451)}TRADE FOR A CUB?" "451)}IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO YOU ROOT FOR." "451)}IT'S BUSINESS." "451)}BANKS IS GONNA BE A HALL-OF-FAMER." "451)}WHO KNOWS ABOUT PETE ROSE?" "THERE'S THE RABBI I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT." "451)}[ SIREN WAILING ]" "TIRES SQUEAL ] 451)}I WONDER WHERE THE FIRE IS." "451)}LET'S GO." "451)}[ SIREN APPROACHING ] 451)}[ HORN HONKS ]" "451)}[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 451)}[ TIRES SCREECH ]" "451)}RIGHT HERE!" "451)}THE WATER!" "451)}OVER HERE!" "SIR." "451)}THAT'S MY HOUSE." "THAT'S MY HOUSE!" "451)}I'M SORRY." "YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE." "451)}MY SON'S IN THERE!" "MY SON'S IN THERE!" "451)}WHERE IS HE AT?" "WHERE IS HE AT?" "TOO!" "451)}DANNY!" "LET'S GO." "451)}WHERE'S DANNY?" "!" "DANNY!" "HONEY." "451)}HE'S IN THE BACK!" "HE'S IN THE BACK!" "451)}[ Crying ] DANNY!" "DANNY!" "451)}HE'S IN THE BACK." "451)}[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ] 451)}THEY'RE GONNA GET HIM." "451)}HE'S IN THE BACK." "451)}[ CRYING ] 451)}IT'S ALL RIGHT." "THEY'RE GONNA GET HIM." "451)}THEY'RE GONNA GET HIM." "451)}IT'S ALL RIGHT." "IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT." "OKAY?" "451)}YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT." "451)}HIS LEGS ARE MOVING." "HE'S GOTTA BE OKAY." "YEAH?" "451)}GET SOME OXYGEN ON HIM!" "THERE'S A WOMAN INSIDE -- ESTHER " " UPSTAIRS!" "451)}SAME PLACE!" "IT'S GOTTA BE THE SAME PLACE!" "WE'RE GOING BACK." "IT'S TOO HOT." "451)}LET GO OF ME!" "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME!" "451)}OH!" "451)}[ FIRE CRACKLING ] 451)}[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "451)}I'M ALL RIGHT." "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "I'M FINE." "WE GOTTA GET BACK AT THIS." "GUYS." "IT'S TOO HOT!" "451)}[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]" "451)}[ SIGHS ] 451)}HOW'S THE KID DOING?" "425)}HE'S GOOD." "YEAH?" "451)}ALL RIGHT?" "451)}DAD!" "DAD!" "451)}SEAMUS." "451)}HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO CHASE FIRE ENGINES?" "451)}AND YOU BROUGHT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?" "451)}HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?" "HUH?" "451)}GET YOUR CAN HOME RIGHT NOW." "451)}STAY THERE UNTIL I GET BACK." "MA'AM." "451)}THE FIRE WAS HUGE." "451)}IT WAS REALLY BIG." "451)}MM-HMM." "451)}I WONDER WHO THAT KID WAS." "451)}[ WHISTLES ]" "HUH?" "451)}YOU DON'T CHASE FIRES." "YOU RUN AWAY FROM THEM." "451)}YOU KNOW A LADY DIED IN THAT FIRE TODAY?" "451)}WHO?" "451)}AN OLDER LADY WHO WAS BABYSITTING THE RABBI'S KID." "451)}SHE DIED." "451)}WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THAT NEIGHBORHOOD ANYWAY?" "451)}HUH?" "A COUPLE OF MUTES?" "FINE." "YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED." "451)}YOU DO NOT LEAVE THIS BLOCK. 451)}YOU WILL GET A SPANKIN'" "451)}THAT YOU WILL STILL FEEL ON YOUR 16th BIRTHDAY." "451)}BUT THE BASEBALL FIELD..." "CLOSES ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?" "451)}HUH?" "451)}I COULDN'T SLEEP." "SEAMUS WAS ONLY IN THE AREA 451)}BECAUSE HE WAS CHECKING UP ON ME." "I'M " " I'M ON MY QUEST TO MEET A JEWISH PERSON 451)}AND HELP THEM GET TO HEAVEN." "451)}WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "451)}I DON'T EVEN THINK JEWISH PEOPLE BELIEVE IN HEAVEN THE WAY YOU AND I DO. 451)}AND SHE SAID THEY COULD BE CONVERTED THROUGH JESUS." "I ALSO ASKED FATHER KELLY IN RELIGION CLASS." "451)}HE SAID IT'S THE ROLE OF A GOOD CHRISTIAN." "451)}HE SAID THAT?" "451)}MM-HMM. 451)}I'VE BEEN GOING OVER TO THE SYNAGOGUE ON GREENWOOD." "451)}YOU'VE BEEN GOING OVER TO THAT SYNAGOGUE?" "I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR JEWISH PEOPLE THERE." "I MET RABBI JACOBSEN." "451)}HE'S LIKE A PRIEST BUT NOT AS SCARY." "451)}HE'S REALLY NICE." "451)}MM-HMM." "451)}HOW OLD ARE YOU?" "451)}8..." "AND 1/2." "451)}YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT BASEBALL 451)}AND GOING TO THE SWIMMING POOL AND BEING ASLEEP AT 9:00." "ALL RIGHT?" "ALL RIGHT? 451)}YOU LET THE JEWISH PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES." "451)}BUT I'M ON MY QUEST." "YOU'RE NOT. 451)}ALL RIGHT?" "LOOK AT ME." "451)}GO TO BED." "PETE... 451)}YEAH?" "451)}GOOD NIGHT." "DAD." "451)}[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "I CAN'T RAISE THESE KIDS ALONE." "451)}[ SIGHS ] 451)}I'VE GAINED TOO MUCH WEIGHT" "451)}TO FIND A NEW HUSBAND AT THIS POINT." "451)}SO YOU'RE MY OPTION. 451)}THEN I SURE AS HELL DON'T REMEMBER." "451)}AND NO WAY I LIKED IT." "451)}I LIKE SOMETHING TO HOLD ONTO." "THEN... 451)}BECAUSE SEX IS NOT A CONVERSATION. 451)}TRYING TO CONVERT JEWISH PEOPLE?" "451)}[ LAUGHS ] 451)}WHAT?" "I'M NOT FINDING THAT AS FUNNY." "HE'S A LITTLE BOY." "WHATEVER." "451)}WHAT MEANING?" "451)}BASEBALL SHOULD BE THE ONLY MEANING 451)}IN AN 8-YEAR-OLD'S LIFE." "451)}SOME KIDS ARE JUST DESTINED FOR GREATER THINGS." "451)}SOUNDS LIKE HE'S LOOKING TO GET HIS ASS KICKED." "AND DON'T YOU LET HIM GO OVER THERE EITHER." "451)}"I DON'T WANT YOU TO LET HIM GO OVER THERE." "EVERY ONE OF THEM." "MOLLY'S A BABY." "SHE NEEDS MY CONSTANT ATTENTION. 451)}I THINK I'M DOING ALL RIGHT." "THAT'S PARENTING 101." "AND NOBODY SAYS HE'S TROUBLE." "RAISE THE KIDS AND WORK?" "JOE." "451)}THAT IS JUST THE TERRITORY YOU DON'T WANT TO GET INTO." "451)}HEY... 451)}HMM?" "NO." "IF WE WERE TO MAKE A CHILD -- 451)}LET'S SAY WE WERE TO BRING ANOTHER CHILD INTO THE WORLD" "451)}RIGHT NOW -- 451)}AND HE WOULDN'T BE ANY TROUBLE." "FOR GOODNESS' SAKE. 451)}'CAUSE I WAS DUSTING AROUND THERE TODAY." "451)}I THINK IT FELL OUT." "DOG BARKS ]" "THAT'S GIN." "451)}WHAT?" "451)}YOU SHOULD BE A GARBAGEMAN 451)}THE WAY YOU PICK UP EVERY CARD I THROW DOWN." "451)}YOU DO THAT TO PISS ME OFF?" "I DO IT TO WIN." "AND TO PISS YOU OFF A LITTLE." "LET'S SEE -- 500 TO 220..." "A NICKEL A POINT. 451)}LIEUTENANT O'MALLEY." "451)}HEY." "451)}GENTLEMEN." "AND I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR BRAVERY AND KINDNESS." "451)}THANK YOU." "YOU'RE WELCOME." "JOE O'MALLEY. 451)}WE JUST WANT TO SAY WE'RE REAL SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS." "451)}THANK YOU." "ESTHER LIVED A VERY GOOD LIFE." "451)}SHE RAN MY SYNAGOGUE LIKE AN ARMY BATTALION." "YEAH?" "MY WIFE BELIEVES THE BEST WAY TO THANK SOMEONE 451)}IS THROUGH THEIR STOMACH." "451)}SO SHE'S MADE SOME LASAGNA FOR ALL OF YOU." "451)}IT'S REAL GOOD." "451)}I'LL BET IT IS." "I'LL BET IT IS." "SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE. WE'RE JUST DOING OUR JOB. 451)}AND I'M SURE MY SYNAGOGUE'S" "451)}GONNA WANT TO THANK YOU FORMALLY." "YEAH." "451)}Man:" "CHECK THIS OUT." "451)}IT TAKES TWO GUYS TO HOLD THIS THING TO FIRE." "SIT SHIVA." "451)}IT'S FOR THE MOURNERS OF THE DECEASED." "WE GOT SOMETHING SIMILAR CALLED A WAKE." "451)}RIGHT." "IT'S LIKE A WAKE." "451)}SORT OF. 451)}BUT I MENTION IT 'CAUSE I'D BE HONORED IF YOU'D STOP BY" "451)}AND SIT WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS FOR A FEW MINUTES." "YEAH." "NOW CAREFUL." "451)}[ GRUNTS ] 451)}SHHHH!" "YEAH!" "GET THAT FIRE." "451)}ESTHER HAD ONE LIVING RELATIVE." "MY IN-LAWS' PLACE." "YEAH." "451)}YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR IN-LAWS?" "451)}Danny:" "DAD!" "CHECK ME OUT!" "451)}THERE'S TROUBLE." "OVER THERE!" "425)}WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW?" "[ LAUGHS ] 451)}UH-OH." "HUH?" "YEAH." "HUH?" "451)}HMM." "YOU HAVE CHILDREN?" "YEAH." "I GOT EIGHT." "451)}EIGHT?" "!" "YEAH." "YOU'RE A BLESSED MAN." "I DON'T KNOW." "MAYBE "CURSED" IS A BETTER WORD." "451)}[ LAUGHS ]" "HANDSOME REDHEAD NAMED PETE" "WOULD HE?" "YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR BRAVERY'S BEEN PASSED ON." "451)}HE MAY BE ONE OF THE MORE EARNEST YOUNG MEN I'VE EVER MET. HE'S NOT GONNA BE BOTHERING YOU ANYMORE." "451)}I RESPECT YOUR WISHES. 451)}THAT HE'S WELCOME AT MY TEMPLE ANYTIME." "451)}YEAH." "451)}NICE AND SHORT -- THE HAIR." "451)}I GOTTA BATTLE WITH MY KIDS TO KEEP THEIR HAIR SHORT." "451)}THAT'S THE WAY A KID'S HAIR SHOULD BE." "HE'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO GROW HIS OUT." "HE UNDERWENT CHEMOTHERAPY ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO " "LEUKEMIA." "451)}LEUKEMIA?" "451)}YEAH." "451)}HE'S IN REMISSION." "451)}WE'RE ALL VERY HOPEFUL." "451)}GOD HAS A PLAN..." "FOR MY FAMILY. COME ON BY AND -- AND BRING PETE." "451)}SURE." "I THINK IT WOULD DO EVERYBODY'S SPIRIT'S GOOD 451)}TO SEE A YOUNG MAN SO FULL OF LIFE THE WAY YOUR SON IS." "HE'S FULL OF SOMETHING. [ CHUCKLES ]" "GO!" "RIGHT FOOT..." "GETTING THE MAIL'S MY JOB!" "451)}IT'S YOUR JOB?" "451)}YOU WANT THE MAIL?" "451)}[ LAUGHTER ] 451)}YOU WANT THE MAIL?" "HUH?" "HUH?" "451)}WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?" "451)}BILLS..." "BILL... 451)}BILLS." "451)}NOTHING BUT BILLS." "451)}..." "SPECIAL GUEST IN THE CLUBHOUSE TODAY." "451)}HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM THE LINCOLN PARK ZOO!" "451)}COME ON." "451)}LET'S SAY A BIG HELLO TO ZOOKEEPER ROB!" "I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD GO." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "SEAMUS " " NOW!" "451)}LET'S GO!" "451)}GET IN HERE!" "CAN I BE THE YELLER TODAY?" "IS THAT EVERYTHING?" "YES." "425)}NOTHING UNDER YOUR BEDS?" "COME ON." "NOPE." "451)}NOTHING IN THE CLOSET?" "425)}MNH-MNH." "NOPE." "YOU DIDN'T HIDE ANYTHING IN YOUR SISTER'S ROOM?" "451)}UNH-UNH." "IN THE BATHTUB?" "IT'S ALL IN THERE." "NOTHING BEHIND THE DOORS?" "DO YOU?" "IT'S ALL IN THERE." "425)}ANYTHING IN THE SINK?" "WHAT TIME -- 425)}NOTHING UNDER THE BEDS..." "WHAT TIME DOES THE BOYS' GAME START?" "BUT IT'S A DOUBLE-HEADER." "MM-HMM." "451)}UNCLE ROGER'S COMING." "SO IS BILLY AND ROBERT JR." "451)}YEAH... 451)}DID YOU FINISH YOUR CHORES?" "451)}YEAH." "451)}ALL RIGHT." "YOU AND I ARE INVITED TO A "CHIVAS" AT THE RABBI'S." "451)}CHIVAS?" "IT'S KIND OF LIKE A WAKE." "451)}I TOLD THEM WE'D TRY AND STOP BY." "HOW'S HE DOING?" "I DON'T THINK HE'S TOO HAPPY." "40 YEARS OR SOMETHING." "451)}I DON'T THINK HE'S TOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. 451)}AND I'M SURE HE'LL BE SAD FOR A WHILE." "RIGHT?" "451)}YEAH." "HUH?" "451)}TELL RABBI JACOBSEN I'M SORRY." "DAD"?" "DAD!" "THERE YOU GO." "ALL RIGHT?" "HONEY." "ALL RIGHT?" "MOM." "451)}ALL RIGHT." "RIGHT?" "451)}I WOULD THINK THERE'S A HIGH LIKELIHOOD OF THAT." "YOU CAN WEAR THIS AND THIS." "WASH YOUR FACE." "I WILL." "SOAP AND WATER." "MOM." "OKAY." "451)}YOU DO THE SAME THING." "GO WASH YOUR FACE." "451)}I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK TO ME LIKE I'M 9." "WHO ELSE DO I TALK TO ALL DAY BUT -- 451)}COME HERE." "HEY." "451)}WHAT?" "451)}YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT?" "451)}WITH YOU?" "451)}[ CHUCKLES ]" "451)}I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE RABBI'S 451)}OR WHEREVER THIS THING IS." "AND YOU'RE GONNA GO." "I CAN'T SAY NO TO HIM RIGHT THERE." "JEEZ... 451)}THE GUY LOSES THE LADY THAT HE'S KNOWN ALL OF HIS LIFE." "451)}HIS HOUSE IS IN ASHES." "HIS KID'S GOT LEUKEMIA." "451)}WHAT?" "451)}YEAH." "HOW AM I GONNA SAY NO TO THAT?" "YOU DON'T." "451)}IT'S THAT OLD ELECTRICAL WIRING." "451)}[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "MOM." "HONEY." "451)}HOW YOU DOING?" "451)}YOUR DINNER'S WARM." "IT'S IN THE OVEN." "451)}USE THAT TOWEL THERE." "DON'T BURN YOUR HAND." "451)}YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK WITH THAT?" "NO." "I'M ALL RIGHT." "451)}WATER?" "451)}NO." "LIFESAVER." "451)}YOUR MA SAYS YOU GOT SOMETHING TO TELL ME." "451)}UH... 451)}I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT THAT JOB" "451)}AT THE CITY PLANNER'S OFFICE." "451)}THAT'S A GOOD JOB." "451)}IT'S GOT NICE BENEFITS." "451)}I'LL TALK TO ALDERMAN McMANUS ABOUT IT." "451)}WHAT?" "451)}WHAT'S THAT LOOK?" "451)}DON'T EVEN GO IN THERE" "PAL." "451)}ALL RIGHT?" "OKAY?" "451)}SO DON'T GO IN THERE ACTING LIKE A PUNK." "451)}A LOT OF KIDS YOUR AGE DON'T HAVE A CHANCE LIKE THIS." "A LOT OF KIDS MY AGE GO TO COLLEGE. 451)}AND WHAT HAVE THEY LEARNED?" "451)}HOW TO SMOKE POT AND HOW TO SLEEP ALL DAY." "451)}DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE GOOD JOBS" "REQUIRE A COLLEGE DEGREE TODAY?" "AND ALL IT REQUIRES 451)}IS A LITTLE HARD WORK AND THE RIGHT ATTITUDE." "THEN -- THE IRISH WAY." "THAT'S IT?" "HUH?" "HUH?" "451)}SO I CAN RETIRE ON A CRAP PENSION 451)}AND LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE I'VE LIVED IN MY WHOLE LIFE?" "!" "YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE." "PAL. 451)}HAVE 1.2 KIDS AND A BIG HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS" "451)}WITH ENOUGH LOVE TO FILL A CLOSET 451)}SO THAT YOU CAN FINALLY RETIRE TO FLORIDA" "451)}AND DIE LIKE A RAISIN?" "451)}IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?" "451)}MAYBE I DO." "WHY CAN'T I JUST DO THAT?" "!" "451)}THEN GO AHEAD!" "BE LIKE THE JEWS!" "451)}HAVE NO MORE THAN TWO KIDS 451)}'CAUSE IT'S NOT ECONOMICAL TO HAVE MORE!" "451)}RAISE YOUR KIDS TO BASE THEIR LIFE 451)}ON THE SIZE OF THEIR WALLET!" "POP." "YEAH." "451)}WHY IN THE WORLD SHOULD I RAISE MY KIDS 451)}TO BASE THEIR WORTH ON THE SIZE OF THEIR WALLET?" "451)}THAT'S CRAZY!" "451)}YOU SHOULD BASE IT TO SEE HOW MUCH BOOZE THEY CAN DRINK" "HUH?" "IS THAT IT?" "451)}JOE!" "JOE!" "HUH?" "!" "HUH?" "!" "SMART-MOUTH PUNK." "DON'T YOU?" "451)}HUH?" "451)}NO..." "I DON'T. HUH?" "JOE." "451)}YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW." "451)}I'M LEAVING." "451)}CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT KID?" "451)}[ DOOR CLOSES ] 451)}[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "451)}[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 451)}GIVE THESE TO THAT MAN." "RABBI KENNY'S BROTHER." "451)}JOE O'MALLEY." "MY SON PETE." "451)}THIS IS FOR YOU." "UH -- 451)}I'LL GO PUT THESE IN THE KITCHEN." "451)}THANKS." "ESTHER LOVED FLOWERS." "GOOD." "451)}HEY." "451)}HEY." "HOW YOU DOING?" "451)}GOOD." "GOOD." "WANT TO CHECK OUT THE ROOM THAT I'M STAYING IN?" "425)}SURE." "CAN I?" "SURE." "YEAH." "GO AHEAD." "451)}CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?" "YEAH." "I'LL JUST HAVE A SCOTCH IF YOU GOT IT." "I'LL HAVE TO CHECK TO SEE IF I HAVE ANY SCOTCH." "IF NOT..." "A BEER WOULD BE FINE. 451)}I'LL HAVE TO CHECK TO SEE IF I HAVE ANY BEER." "UM..." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I'M FINE." "I'M ABSOLUTELY FINE." "451)}THANK YOU." "MRS. JACOBSEN." "HI." "HOW ARE YOU?" "451)}THANKS FOR BEING HERE." "I'M SORRY ABOUT..." "WHAT HAPPENED." "451)}YOUR SON LOOKS GOOD." "DOESN'T HE?" "HOW ARE YOU?" "GOOD." "THANKS FOR COMING." "451)}MY PLEASURE TO BE HERE." "451)}APPRECIATE IT." "YEAH." "451)}[ CLEARS THROAT ] 451)}CAN WE GET YOU ANYTHING?" "WATER WOULD BE FINE... 451)}IF YOU GOT WATER." "451)}DO YOU PLAY ON A TEAM?" "451)}NO." "I COULDN'T THIS YEAR." "451)}I GOT LEUKEMIA." "451)}IT'S CANCER. 451)}BUT IT'S GROWING BACK." "451)}DID IT HURT?" "451)}NO." "JUST FELL OUT. 451)}BUT IT'S BEEN IN REMISSION FOR SIX MONTHS." "451)}REMISSION? 451)}BUT IT'S NOT REALLY BOTHERING ME." "MY HAIR WASN'T THIS LIGHT BEFORE." "451)}WAS THE FIRE SCARY?" "451)}I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 451)}AND THEN I SAW A LOT OF SMOKE." "451)}THEN YOUR DAD CAME IN AND SAVED MY LIFE." "451)}BUT IT'S NOTHING LIKE THE FIRE DRILLS WE DO IN SCHOOL." "WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN?" "451)}I'M GOING INTO SECOND OVER AT BRIARWOOD." "451)}I'M GOING INTO THIRD OVER AT HOLY CROSS." "451)}WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE JEWISH?" "451)}I DON'T KNOW." "451)}GOOD." "451)}I'M CATHOLIC." "451)}WHAT'S THAT LIKE?" "451)}NOISIER. 451)}BUT IT'S BEEN QUIETER BECAUSE OF THE SHIVA." "451)}YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN AT MY UNCLE JIM'S FUNERAL." "451)}YOU WOULD'VE THOUGHT IT WAS A BIRTHDAY PARTY. THEY'RE HAPPY BECAUSE HE GETS TO GO TO HEAVEN." "451)}JEWISH PEOPLE CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN." "451)}WHY NOT?" "451)}'CAUSE THEY'RE JEWISH." "451)}GOD DOESN'T LET JEWISH PEOPLE INTO HEAVEN." "MAYBE I COULD HELP YOU GET TO HEAVEN." "451)}YEAH?" "451)}YEP." "451)}ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CONVERT YOU." "451)}HOW DO YOU DO THAT?" "451)}I DON'T KNOW." "451)}I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY CONVERTED ANYONE BEFORE." "451)}SO WHAT CAN I DO IN HEAVEN?" "451)}ANYTHING YOU WANT." "451)}THEY CALL IT PARADISE." "451)}SOUNDS GOOD." "451)}SO WHEN CAN WE START?" "451)}MEET ME AT YOUR SYNAGOGUE TOMORROW." "451)}ALL RIGHT." "451)}WE GOT A RAIN DELAY?" "JOE." "WE'LL STAY HERE." "451)}[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]" "HUH? 451)}BUT IT'S GROWING BACK." "451)}YOU DIDN'T TRY SAYING ANYTHING TO HIM" "DID YOU?" "ALSO." "451)}WHAT DID I SAY?" "451)}HIS FAMILY IS JEWISH." "451)}HE'S JEWISH." "451)}THEY DON'T WANT TO BE CHRISTIAN." "451)}BUT IT'S A QUEST." "MY FRIEND." "451)}BUT I PROMISED DANNY." "451)}WE'RE MEETING AT THE SYNAGOGUE " "YOU'RE NOT!" "451)}YOU DON'T GO TRYING TO CONVERT JEWISH KIDS 451)}THE SAME WAY THEY DON'T COME OVER HERE TRYING TO CONVERT US!" "451)}BUT HE WANTS TO DO IT." "AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU!" "451)}YOU DO NOT GO TO THAT TEMPLE ANYMORE." "451)}YOU DO NOT BOTHER DANNY OR HIS FAMILY ANYMORE. 451)}DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "!" "SIR." "451)}[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "451)}MR. O'MALLEY." "451)}YOU LOST?" "FATHER." "I'M NOT LOST." "451)}I JUST HAVE A LOT MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS." "451)}AH." "451)}[ SIGHS ]" "451)}WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "451)}I'M JUST GONNA CHECK OUT WHAT THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE 451)}FROM YOUR SEAT." "451)}THAT'S MY CHAIR." "DON'T BREAK IT." "451)}DO YOU GET THE COLLECTION MONEY?" "451)}[ Chuckles ] NO." "DID SOMEONE TELL YOU I DID?" "HOW DO YOU GET PAID?" "MR. O'MALLEY?" "RIGHT?" "451)}YES." "451)}BUT HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY SEEN SOMEONE IN HEAVEN?" "451)}NO." "HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THEY MADE IT TO HEAVEN?" "451)}FAITH." "451)}FAITH?" "451)}YEP." "451)}BELIEVING IN SOMETHING COMPLETELY 451)}WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING ANY PROOF OF IT." "451)}FAITH. 451)}BUT I HAVE FAITH IT EXISTS." "451)}WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO GET TO HEAVEN?" "451)}BELIEVING IN JESUS." "451)}LIVING THE WAY HE TAUGHT US TO LIVE." "HOW DO WE KNOW IF WE'RE DOING THAT?" "SOME KIND OF TEST?" "YOUR LIFE IS THE TEST." "YOU HAVE TO DIE TO FIND OUT HOW YOU DID ON THE TEST." "451)}I GUESS SO." "451)}DON'T YOU JUST ONCE WANT TO KNOW 451)}IF ONE OF THE PEOPLE YOU PRAY FOR MADE IT TO HEAVEN?" "451)}[ SIGHS ] 451)}IN DUE TIME." "451)}WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF COMMUNION?" "451)}TO MAKE A PART OF JESUS A PART OF US." "WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT TILL THIRD GRADE?" "WOULDN'T IT HELP ME NOW?" "451)}THE CHURCH BELIEVES THAT CATHOLICS 451)}SHOULD FULFILL A FEW REQUIREMENTS" "451)}BEFORE THEY EARN THE SACRAMENT OF COMMUNION." "451)}LIKE PASSING A FEW TESTS." "451)}YES." "I CAN GET COMMUNION?" "451)}YES." "FATHER." "451)}YOU CLEARED UP QUITE A FEW THINGS FOR ME." "BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "451)}WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "451)}OUR QUEST HAS TO BE DONE IN SECRET." "451)}OUR MISSION IS NOW UNDERCOVER." "451)}WHY?" "451)}JUST FOLLOW ME. 451)}BUT WHY ARE WE UNDERCOVER?" "'CAUSE." "WHAT'S OUR MISSION?" "451)}TO GET YOU TO HEAVEN." "HOW AM I GONNA GET TO HEAVEN?" "451)}I DON'T KNOW." "451)}YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME IDEAS." "451)}WELL... 451)}WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SET UP SOME TESTS." "451)}HAVE YOU TAKEN ANY OF THESE TESTS?" "I HAVE TO COMPLETE FIRST-COMMUNION TRAINING." "451)}WHAT'S COMMUNION?" "451)}THIS PIECE OF BREAD THAT'S JESUS." "451)}AND YOU EAT IT?" "451)}YEAH." "451)}GROSS! 451)}SHOULDN'T I?" "SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE." "451)}BUT WE CAN MAKE UP SOME TESTS OF OUR OWN." "451)}HOW ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE A BRUCE JENNER?" "GO TO HEAVEN." "SOMETHING LIKE THAT." "451)}AND THEN WE SHOULD HAVE A GOLD-MEDAL CEREMONY." "451)}GOTTA HAVE A MEDAL." "451)}COMMUNION CAN BE OUR MEDAL." "451)}R-I-I-I-IGHT." "WAIT UP!" "I'M GONNA BEAT YOU!" "451)}[ TRAIN RUMBLING ] 451)}DID YOU KNOW THAT MY MOM AND DAD" "451)}DON'T LET ME ON THE EL WITHOUT THEM? 451)}HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT THIS RISK REWARD." "451)}SO YOU'LL BE OKAY IF YOUR PARENTS FIND OUT." "451)}YOU'LL JUST EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT THE RISK IS WORTH THE REWARD." "LISTEN." "451)}I HEARD BRUCE JENNER SAY 451)}THAT THE KEY TO WINNING THE DECATHLON IS TO STAY FOCUSED. 451)}GET TO THE COMMUNION PART OF IT." "451)}♪ IN THE SUMMERTIME WHEN THE WEATHER IS HOT ♪ 451)}♪ YOU CAN STRETCH RIGHT UP AND TOUCH THE SKY ♪" "451)}♪ WHEN THE WEATHER'S FINE ♪" "YOU GOT WOMEN ON YOUR MIND ♪" "HAVE A DRIVE... ♪" "JUST START RUNNING." "451)}BUT HOW WILL I KNOW IT'S YOUR SISTER?" "451)}I'LL BE RUNNING." "451)}RIGHT." "JUST DO WHAT YOU FEEL ♪ 451)}♪ SPEED ALONG THE LANE... ♪" "451)}OOF!" "451)}YOU GOTTA WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN'." "451)}YOU OKAY?" "451)}THEY SEEM TO BE STARTING YOUNGER AND YOUNGER THESE DAYS." "WE'RE NOT MEAN ♪" "BUT WE DO AS WE PLEASE... ♪ 451)}COME ON." "451)}LISTEN... 451)}YOU HAVE TO GET SERIOUS. 451)}AND CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN ANYONE ELSE I KNOW." "451)}SO I FIGURE THAT THAT'S HOW WE SHOULD DO THE DECATHLON." "I'M FAST." "FIRST YOU HAVE TO BE BAPTIZED." "451)}[ GIGGLING ] 451)}AHH!" "451)}AHH!" "451)}AMEN!" "451)}I THINK IT WOULD'VE BEEN EASIER IF YOU WERE A BABY." "451)}ON YOUR MARK... 451)}GET SET... 451)}GO!" "451)}[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 451)}ALL RIGHT!" "451)}GOOD JOB!" "451)}THANKS." "FIVE." "451)}♪ ..." "WE'LL GO DRIVING OR MAYBE WE'LL SETTLE DOWN ♪ 451)}TRY TO THROW PAST THAT LINE." "451)}[ GRUNTS ]" "451)}WHOA." "THAT WAS A GOOD THROW." "WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?" "I'VE SEEN THEM DO HURDLES." "451)}BUT WHAT COULD WE HURDLE?" "451)}[ SIGHS ] 451)}[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]" "451)}GO FOR IT." "451)}HEY!" "YOU!" "451)}WHOA!" "451)}[ LAUGHING ]" "SHOOT!" "451)}WHOA." "451)}WE REALLY NEED THE RIGHT ROCK TO DO THIS." "451)}YOU WANT THE SURFACE TO BE FLAT LIKE THIS." "FIVE SKIPS." "MAYBE THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO HARD." "451)}THIS ONE?" "YOU COULD TRY IT." "BUT YOU COULD TRY IT." "451)}THAT..." "WAS A REALLY GOOD THROW." "I JUST NEED A REALLY GOOD ROCK." "451)}NO." "NO." "NO." "451)}THAT'S NO GOOD." "451)}[ Chuckles ] HEH HEH HEH." "YEAH." "451)}HOW YA DOIN'?" "451)}Danny:" "NO WONDER PEOPLE DIE TRYING TO GET TO HEAVEN." "451)}THE LAST ONE'S GOTTA BE TOUGH." "451)}I DON'T KNOW." "451)}'CAUSE SOME OF THOSE WERE REAL TOUGH." "REALLY TOUGH." "AND COURAGE." "451)}I DON'T KNOW." "451)}SWIM OUT TO THE BUOY." "451)}I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE BUOY." "451)}I CAN'T GET THERE." "451)}YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO IF YOU WANT TO WIN THE DECATHLON." "451)}GO AHEAD." "451)}[ GASPING ]" "451)}Danny:" "HELP!" "I NEED HELP!" "451)}YOU PASSED 9 OUT OF 10 TESTS." "451)}GOD'S GOTTA BE HAPPY WITH YOU." "BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA PASS THE LAST ONE." "451)}THAT'S TOUGH." "451)}I REALLY WANT TO PASS THE DECATHLON." "451)}I WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN." "451)}Pete:" "DO KIDS DIE FROM WHAT YOU HAVE?" "I HEARD SOME ADULTS WHISPERING ABOUT IT." "451)}ADULTS ALWAYS GET QUIET WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT DEATH." "451)}SOMETIMES I HEAR MY PARENTS TALK ABOUT IT LATE AT NIGHT." "451)}SOMETIMES THEY START TO CRY." "451)}I DON'T WANT THEM TO FEEL SAD IF I DIE." "THERE'S OUR LITTLE MAN." "451)}THANKS FOR JOINING US." "451)}[ SPEAKING HEBREW ] 451)}WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "451)}THANKING GOD FOR THE FOOD." "BUT WHAT WAS THAT YOU DID AS I BEGAN THE PRAYER?" "YOU MEAN THIS?" "451)}YEAH." "IT'S LIKE PICKING UP A PHONE AND CALLING GOD." "451)}I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE HE WAS THERE TO HEAR YOU." "451)}OKAY." "THIS QUEST FOR HEAVEN -- WE HAVE OUR OWN RITUALS AND CUSTOMS... 451)}DIFFERENT THAN PETE'S." "I KNOW." "BUT I LIKE THIS ONE." "451)}I SEE." "451)}[ SPEAKING HEBREW RAPIDLY ]" "UH... 451)}LET'S MAYBE DO THIS LESS... 451)}AS IN NOT AT ALL." "451)}OKAY." "451)}THANKS." "451)}THERE YOU GO." "451)}IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS 451)}IF THE RABBI'S SON CONVERTS TO CHRISTIANITY." "451)}I WOULDN'T THINK SO." "451)}NO." "MAYBE THIS IS GOING TOO FAR. 451)}TELL OUR SON HE CAN'T GO OUT AND PLAY WITH PETE?" "451)}WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?" "451)}I DON'T THINK IT'S ABOUT MAKING ME HAPPY." "451)}I THINK IT'S ABOUT YOU BENDING OVER BACKWARDS 451)}NOT TO MAKE WAVES WITH YOUR SON." "451)}MAKE WAVES. 451)}THAT WE WERE GONNA TRY TO BE A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT" "451)}THAN OUR PARENTS WERE WITH US." "451)}LEAVE MY PARENTS OUT OF THIS." "451)}WAS I ALONE WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT THIS?" "BUT I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE TIME 451)}FOR OUR CHILD TO BE MAKING THESE CHOICES." "451)}OR MAYBE IT'S THE BEST TIME." "451)}WHY?" "SO DANNY CAN COVER ALL OF HIS BASES?" "451)}IT'S NOT ABOUT COVERING BASES." "451)}WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME OUR SON WENT OUT... 451)}ENJOYING HIMSELF..." "PLAYING... 451)}LIKE A BOY?" "JUST... 451)}A BOY." "451)}GOOD LUCK." "451)}THANKS." "I'LL NEED IT." "I KNOW." "PETE!" "HELP!" "451)}I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "AND THEN YOU DON'T." "451)}I DON'T KNOW." "YOU MAKE IT BACK FINE WITH ME." "451)}I KNOW." "WHAT'S WRONG? 451)}AND I CAN'T SEE IT." "WELL... 451)}WHAT IF I GO WITH YOU?" "NO." "I GOTTA DO IT ALONE." "451)}MMM... 451)}BUT WHAT IF YOU DON'T LOOK UP?" "451)}BUT THEN I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM." "451)}DON'T WORRY." "WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT." "451)}I CAN SEE FINE. 451)}AND I CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER." "451)}STAY RIGHT HERE AND WATCH ME SWIM TO THE BUOY." "451)}I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "451)}51... 451)}52... 451)}53... 451)}54... 451)}55." "ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COUNT YOUR STROKES." "451)}IT TOOK ME 50 STROKES THERE AND 55 STROKES BACK." "451)}YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK UP." "451)}CAN YOU COUNT TO 50?" "451)}YEAH. 451)}SO IT MIGHT TAKE YOU A FEW MORE STROKES." "451)}CAN YOU COUNT TO 60?" "451)}YEP." "AND THEN SWIM BACK." "451)}OKAY." "I CAN DO THAT." "451)}BUT LET'S DO IT TOMORROW." "451)}MEET ME UNDER THE STAIRS AT THE SYNAGOGUE." "451)}RIGHT." "TOMORROW." "451)}TOMORROW YOU COMPLETE THE DECATHLON." "451)}DANNY SAID I MIGHT FIND YOU HERE." "I DON'T KNOW HOW HE KNEW I WOULD BE HERE." "451)}HE SAID TELL YOU HE COULDN'T COMPLETE THE DECATHLON TODAY." "TELL HIM I CAN MEET HIM TOMORROW." "EITHER." "451)}HE'S GOT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT HIS CANCER." "451)}I THINK HE'S FINE." "TOO." "451)}ARE THEY GONNA GIVE HIM ANY MORE OF THAT MEDICINE 451)}THAT MAKES HIM LOSE HIS HAIR?" "451)}I DON'T KNOW." "451)}I'M NOT A DOCTOR." "451)}MY OLDEST BROTHER WANTS TO BECOME A DOCTOR." "451)}YEAH?" "451)}COULD ALWAYS USE ANOTHER GOOD DOCTOR. 451)}AND THEY CHARGE LIKE BASTARDS." "451)}SEAMUS SAYS IT'S OKAY TO SAY SWEAR WORDS 451)}AS LONG AS YOU'RE SAYING WHAT THE PERSON BEFORE YOU SAID." "451)}SEAMUS SOUNDS LIKE HE'LL BE A GOOD JOURNALIST SOMEDAY." "451)}TELL ME ABOUT YOUR OLDER BROTHER." "STUDYING MEDICINE IN SCHOOL?" "HE CAN'T AFFORD IT." "451)}MEDICINE'S VERY EXPENSIVE." "IF YOU WORK HARD." "WHEN DO YOU THINK DANNY WILL BE BETTER?" "451)}[ SIGHS ] 451)}I THINK THAT ONE'S IN GOD'S HANDS." "YOU'RE CLOSE TO GOD." "451)}HOPEFULLY THAT RUBS OFF A LITTLE ON DANNY." "451)}I REALLY HOPE HE GETS BETTER SOON." "451)}WE'VE GOT SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS TO HANDLE." "451)}I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU GET TO TAKE CARE OF THAT BUSINESS." "WHAT DANNY NEEDS IS OUR PRAYERS." "451)}OKAY. 451)}AND HOPEFULLY ONE OF THE TWO WILL ANSWER." "451)}THAT'S A DEAL." "RABBI JACOBSEN." "THAT WAS GOOD." "DEAR." "THE RABBI CALLED 451)}AND I SAID IT WAS OKAY." "451)}RABBI?" "MM-HMM." "DON'T THEY?" "I DON'T THINK IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO 451)}WITH HIM BEING JEWISH." "451)}HE'S JUST SAYING THANK YOU." "451)}WHERE'S KNUCKLEHEAD?" "WHERE DOES THIS DISH GO?" "HE SAID HE'D BE LATE." "ALL RIGHT?" "451)}AT LEAST HE CALLED." "451)}PROBABLY SITTING ON HIS CAN IN THAT LIFEGUARD TOWER 451)}READING A BOOK." "451)}DIRTY BOOK." "451)}[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 451)}COME IN." "451)}HE'S AT THE DOOR." "YOU DON'T YELL." "HI." "425)}HI." "RABBI JACOBSEN." "MARGARET O'MALLEY." "RABBI." "HOW ARE YOU?" "GOOD." "I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU." "NO." "WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT?" "NO. SO I SHOULDN'T." "451)}BUT I BROUGHT SOMETHING FOR AFTER THE MEAL." "451)}OH." "ALL RIGHTY." "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE?" "THANKS." "451)}SIT." "OKAY." "HOW'S YOUR LITTLE BOY?" "HE'S GOOD." "THANKS. 451)}AND HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE SIX MONTHS REMISSION." "TOO." "THANKS." "451)}HERE YOU GO." "GREAT." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "451)}SO WHAT'S GOING ON?" "YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER I MENTIONED TO YOU 451)}THAT THE SYNAGOGUE WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY THANK YOU" "451)}FOR YOUR BRAVERY." "NO." "451)}THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT." "WE'RE JUST DOING OUR JOB. 451)}YOU WOULD'VE MARCHED BACK IN TO GET ESTHER " "I SHOULD ADD." "RABBI." "451)}THIS IS OUR OLDEST BOY PATRICK." "425)}THIS IS RABBI JACOBSEN." "PATRICK." "451)}PETE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU." "IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU." "IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU." "I HEARD ABOUT YOUR LOSS." "I'M VERY SORRY." "YEAH." "I WAS JUST TELLING YOUR FATHER THAT " "IF THAT'S OKAY. 451)}AND OUR SYNAGOGUE GIVES SCHOLARSHIPS EVERY YEAR 451)}WE'RE GONNA GIVE A FULL SCHOLARSHIP TO ONE STUDENT. 451)}THAT PATRICK BE THE RECIPIENT OF THE SCHOLARSHIP." "RABBI." "451)}HONEY? ONE THAT WE CANNOT ACCEPT." "I -- 451)}I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU CAN RECONSIDER ACCEPTING IT." "451)}OTHER MEN RISKED THEIR LIVES THAT DAY AT YOUR HOUSE." "425)}IT WASN'T JUST ME." "UNDERSTOOD. 451)}A STATUE TO THE ENTIRE FIRE DEPARTMENT." "451)}I SPOKE TO YOUR CHIEF." "HE APPROVED IT." "YES." "451)}I HAD TO MAKE SURE THAT IT WAS WITHIN THE RULES. AND I RECOMMENDED PATRICK." "451)}I IMAGINE THEY WANT TO GIVE IT TO HIM 451)}IN A REAL PUBLIC CEREMONY." "451)}I IMAGINE SO." "YES." "NO DOUBT." "451)}Margaret:" "JOSEPH." "WHAT?" "THAT'S TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE." "BOTH OF OUR RELIGIONS THERE ARE CEREMONIES AND RITUALS." "451)}THIS SCHOLARSHIP ISN'T ABOUT FREE PUBLICITY." "THANKING GOOD." "451)}I DON'T MEAN TO DISRESPECT YOU OR YOUR FAMILY 451)}OR DISHONOR THE MEMORY OF ESTHER SIMON." "451)}OF COURSE NOT." "THANK YOU FOR STOPPING OVER. 451)}AND MY FAMILY DOESN'T NEED YOUR HANDOUTS." "451)}WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS." "JOE." "YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME." "451)}YOU WILL SHUT YOUR MOUTH." "CLOSES ] 451)}HEY... 451)}WHERE THE HECK DO YOU GET OFF" "HUH? 451)}"IS JESUS REALLY THE SON OF GOD?" "451)}HE'S 8!" "IT SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER." "451)}MY SON'S ASKING WHY HE CAN'T MAKE THE SIGN OF THE CROSS 451)}BEFORE HE PRAYS TO GOD." "451)}MY CONGREGATION IS WONDERING IF I'M TURNING INTO A RABBI 451)}FOR JEWS FOR JESUS." "IS THAT I DON'T THINK JESUS WAS THE SON OF GOD!" "ALL RIGHT?" "OKAY?" "451)}HE CAME TO ME TO ASK IF HE COULD HELP JEWS -- 451)}HELP SAVE JEWS FROM GOING TO HELL!" "451)}HE CAME TO ME!" "451)}YOU!" "GET BACK INSIDE! 451)}I POLITELY THROW HIM OUT ON HIS ASS!" "I'LL REMEMBER THAT." "YOU'RE OUT ON YOUR ASS." "IT'S A GOOD THING IT DIDN'T DETER YOUR ST." "PAUL WHEN THE ROMANS THREW HIM OUT 451)}OR ST." "PATRICK IN IRELAND WITH THE SNAKES." "DON'T START WITH THAT!" "451)}THROWING ST." "PATRICK BACK IN MY FACE!" "PAL!" "451)}[ SIGHS ]" "451)}[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "ARE YOU TOO PROUD TO LET ME ACCEPT IT? ALL RIGHT?" "I DON'T THINK IT'S A PUBLICITY STUNT." "451)}I THINK IT'S AN ACT OF KINDNESS IN RETURN FOR AN ACT OF KINDNESS." "451)}I TOLD YOU NOTHING GOOD WOULD COME OF HIM GOING OVER THERE." "451)}PETE!" "451)}GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!" "PLEASE DON'T START YELLING AT HIM." "451)}WHAT DID HE TELL THE RABBI " " THAT WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOOD TO EAT?" "HOW 'BOUT THAT?" "451)}WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT GOING TO THAT TEMPLE?" "HUH?" "451)}I'M ON A QUEST TO GET DANNY INTO HEAVEN." "451)}AND I'M ALMOST THERE." "MY FRIEND." "425)}NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM JOE... 451)}AND DON'T COME OUT UNTIL I TELL YOU TO." "451)}WHAT?" "451)}DON'T TELL HIM THINGS LIKE THAT." "451)}I JUST WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT THING." "451)}THE RIGHT THING." "YOU KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT THING IS?" "451)}IS WHEN YOUR MOTHER TELLS YOU SOMETHING OR WHEN I TELL YOU SOMETHING." "YOU DON'T WORRY ABOUT CATHOLICS." "451)}YOU WORRY ABOUT ME." "451)}NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND GO THERE UNTIL I TELL YOU TO COME OUT! OKAY?" "451)}OVER MY DEAD BODY." "451)}THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU." "451)}IT'S NOT ABOUT KINDNESS." "451)}IT'S ABOUT THE JEWS GETTING PUBLICITY 451)}FOR HELPING OUT SOME POOR IRISH CATHOLIC FAMILY" "451)}SO THEY CAN GET ON THE NEWS 451)}AND EVERYBODY CAN SAY HOW NICE IT IS OF THEM" "451)}THAT THEY SHARE THEIR MONEY WITH THESE POOR SLOBS." "HUH?" "451)}Y-Y-YOU HAVE TOO MUCH PRIDE" "HELP YOUR SON OUT?" "451)}MAYBE IF YOU HAD A LITTLE MORE PRIDE " "OKAY? I HAVE TO WORK HARD." "451)}OKAY." "POP!" "451)}I WANT TO WORK HARD AT SCHOOL TO GET A GOOD JOB." "451)}ALL RIGHT!" "451)}I'VE HAD ENOUGH." "ALL RIGHT?" "ALL RIGHT?" "451)}I'M TIRED." "451)}I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE." "451)}YOU HAVE NO IDEA -- 451)}WHAT DID I SAY?" "!" "451)}MOM?" "PLEASE SAY SOMETHING TO HIM." "451)}MOM!" "451)}HUH?" "PLEASE DIAL THE OPERATOR." "451)}WHY DON'T WE GO DISCUSS THIS IN PRIVATE?" "451)}Mrs. Jacobsen:" "JUST TELL US." "451)}HIS WHITE-BLOOD COUNT IS HIGH." "451)}AND MOST OF THE CELLS THAT I CAN SEE IN HIS BLOOD 451)}ARE LEUKEMIA CELLS." "451)}I'M SO SORRY." "451)}WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS? WE'RE GIVING HIM A MUCH HIGHER DOSAGE." "451)}IT'S GOING TO ALLOW US TO HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE 451)}TO GET HIM BACK INTO REMISSION." "451)}BUT..." "I WOULDN'T BE COMPLETELY HONEST IF I DIDN'T TELL YOU 451)}THAT HIS CHANCES FOR SURVIVAL ARE VERY LOW." "451)}[ Deep voice ] ANOTHER STRIKEOUT FOR SEAMUS'S TEAM." "TRYING TO BE THE FIRST TEAM EVER 451)}COMES TO BAT WITH A 13-RUN LEAD. 451)}BUT THEY'VE 10-RUN-RULED EVERY SINGLE TEAM THEY'VE PLAYED." "CHARLIE." "451)}[ SPINNER WHIRRING ] 451)}[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "451)}WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "451)}WE HAVE TO COMPLETE THE DECATHLON." "451)}WE CAN'T." "451)}WE HAVE TO." "I KNOW I CAN DO IT." "I'M GROUNDED FOREVER BECAUSE OF YOU." "I'D BE GROUNDED TO INFINITY." "I'D BE GROUNDED TO INFINITY 451)}IF MY PARENTS KNEW I WAS HERE." "451)}THEY THINK I'M NAPPING." "I..." "CAN'T..." "DO IT!" "YOU LISTEN." "451)}THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST CHANCE FOR A WHILE." "451)}THEY MIGHT PUT ME ON CHEMO RIGHT AWAY." "451)}THE TESTS ARE BAD." "451)}[ SIGHS ] I'M NOT GONNA DISOBEY MY DAD AGAIN." "451)}I GOTTA BE ABLE TO TELL MY PARENTS THAT I'M GOING TO HEAVEN." "451)}YOU CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN." "451)}IT'S OUT-OF-BOUNDS AND OFF-LIMITS TO JEWS." "451)}THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU OR I COULD DO ABOUT IT. I WAS WRONG." "451)}YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. 451)}AND THEN I'M GOING TO HELL FOR SURE." "451)}Get outta here." "451)}THAT WAS A BRIEF RAIN DELAY." "451)}PETE'S TEAM COMES TO BAT." "451)}[ DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE ] 451)}HONEY..." "AND FORGET IT." "451)}MY DECISION ABOUT THIS IS FINAL." "WHEN FATHER MURPHY MARRIED US " "DON'T START WITH THAT CRAP." "451)}HE SAID -- 451)}FATHER MURPHY WAS AN IDIOT." "JOE?" "OKAY?" "451)}I'M NOT GONNA ALLOW YOU TO TAKE AWAY PATRICK'S CHANCE." "JOE." "AND I THINK THAT... 451)}I THINK YOU THINK IT REFLECTS POORLY ON YOU." "NO." "IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT." "IT IS." "IT -- 451)}SO YOU'VE DECIDED IT'S A BAD THING." "451)}I'M NOT GONNA STAND BY 451)}AND LET YOU SQUASH PATRICK'S DREAMS." "451)}IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN." "451)}IT'S NOT ABOUT DREAMS." "JOE?" "TELL ME WHAT IT'S ABOUT." "451)}IT'S ABOUT WHAT'S RIGHT. 451)}HE WAS GONNA EARN IT" "451)}BY GETTING GOOD GRADES AND EARNING A SCHOLARSHIP." "YOU WANTED HIM TO TAKE SCHOOL SERIOUSLY?" "425)}YEAH." "IS THAT WHAT HE LEARNED FROM YOU?" "451)}WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "HE'S JUST GONNA GO GET A CITY JOB." "451)}"WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES COLLEGE MAKE?" "451)}IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE GETS A's OR C's." "451)}BUT THAT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM." "I HAVE TO BE BETTER THAN THAT. 451)}AND HE WANTS TO DO HIS BEST AT WHATEVER HE DOES. 451)}WITH THE SCHOLARSHIP HE ACCEPTS FROM RABBI JACOBSEN." "JOE. 451)}THE ONLY THING COLDER THAN YOUR FOOD WILL BE YOUR BED." "451)}[ DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE ]" "451)}IS PATRICK GETTING A NEW JOB?" "451)}[ LAUGHS ] LISTEN TO YOU -- 451)}ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS." "YOU KNOW." "DAD SAID I GOT A LOT OF THINGS FROM YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY." "DID HE?" "451)}YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS?" "AND DEFINITELY YOUR NOSE." "DO YOU THINK DAD WILL END MY GROUNDING SOON?" "THAT DEPENDS." "LYING TO ME?" "YOU HAVE TO TAKE RISKS. 451)}THAT LITTLE VOICE THAT TALKS TO YOU?" "451)}YOU KNOW WHY THAT'S THERE?" "451)}IT'S BECAUSE I CAN'T ALWAYS BE WITH YOU 451)}TO TELL YOU WHAT'S RIGHT AND WHAT'S WRONG." "451)}THAT'S YOUR CONSCIENCE." "451)}WHAT DOES YOUR CONSCIENCE SAY TO YOU ABOUT YOUR QUEST?" "451)}I THINK IT SAYS TO DO WHAT YOU AND DAD TELL ME TO DO." "THAT AND... 451)}YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I BELIEVE YOUR QUEST IS GOOD." "451)}BUT DAD SAID -- 451)}DADS DON'T ALWAYS KNOW..." "EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME." "451)}JUST SOMETIMES." "451)}THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY." "HE CAN'T GROUND YOU." "451)}MNH-MNH." "HONEY." "451)}[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]" "451)}COME ON IN." "451)}PATRICK." "HI." "451)}HOW YOU DOING?" "I'M ALL RIGHT." "GOOD." "WHERE'S YOUR DAD?" "HE HAD TO GO RUN SOME ERRANDS." "451)}HE'LL PICK ME UP HERE IN A FEW MINUTES." "451)}OKAY." "ALL RIGHT. 451)}AND I'M NEEDED THERE." "451)}MY WIFE..." "[ SIGHS ] CALLED. 451)}SO I-I DON'T " " I DON'T HAVE AS MUCH TIME TO..." "AS WE HAD PLANNED." "UM..." "I HOPE EVERYTHING IS OKAY." "ME TOO." "UH..." "I DON'T KNOW." "YOU KNOW?" "451)}I'M SORRY." "451)}THANKS. I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT THIS IS..." "GONNA OPEN DOORS 451)}THAT WOULD NEVER POSSIBLY BE AVAILABLE TO YOU 451)}WITHOUT A DEGREE." "I KNOW IT WILL. 451)}I WOULD " " I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE A CHANCE " "THE SCHOLARSHIP IS YOURS." "451)}ABSOLUTELY." "YOU'RE GONNA MAKE US ALL PROUD." "451)}THANK YOU SO MUCH." "451)}YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ESTHER SIMON PROUD." "451)}WOW." "OHH." "I JUST WISH I HAD MORE TIME." "451)}WE'LL WORK OUT ALL THE DETAILS AT ANOTHER TIME." "I WILL -- I WILL PRAY FOR DANNY." "451)}THANK YOU." "RABBI." "PATRICK." "451)}[ CRYING ] 451)}SAVE MY SON." "FIRST SWING." "COME ON." "STRIKE!" "YOU SPINELESS ROOKIE BUM! 451)}AND PAUL RICHARDS HAS TO THINK ABOUT SITTING YOUNG LEMON..." "POP?" "451)}[ MUTTERING ] 451)}POP?" "451)}WHAT?" "I'M GONNA WORK MY ASS OFF. 451)}SLEEP-TILL-NOON COLLEGE HIPPIE." "FOLKS..." "AND I'M GONNA DO IT RIGHT." "451)}..." "LAMAR JOHNSON COMING TO THE PLATE... 451)}I KNOW." "451)}..." "SOX ARE DOWN BY THREE RUNS... 451)}I KNOW YOU ARE." "451)}RICHARDS JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A SPOT 451)}IN THE EVERYDAY LINEUP FOR HIM. JORGE ORTA... 451)}HEY... 451)}BUT BECK SEEMS TO THINK WITH THESE YOUNG PLAYERS MATURING... 451)}DON'T BE ACTING LIKE THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME DRINKING." "451)}COME ON." "451)}I DON'T KNOW." "SURE WOULD BE NICE... 451)}AND I DIDN'T GIVE THAT TO YOU." "451)}[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 451)}Joe:" "HEY." "PEDRO." "DAD." "451)}SEAMUS SAYS THERE'S A BIG GAME OVER THERE THEY COULD PROBABLY USE ANOTHER PLAYER." "451)}SO CAN I GO?" "REMEMBER? 451)}AND I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW WHERE I'M AT." "WAIT -- Y-YOU WANT TO PLAY?" "451)}DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?" "451)}CAN I?" "GET OUTTA HERE." "DAD." "I WON'T DISOBEY YOU AGAIN." "PATRICK SAW RABBI JACOBSEN LAST NIGHT." "451)}I GUESS DANNY'S BACK IN THE HOSPITAL." "HE SAID THAT HE THOUGHT THEY MIGHT PUT HIM BACK THERE." "451)}I HOPE HE'S OKAY." "451)}MM-HMM." "WHAT HE'S GOT." "UH..." "TOO." "I'LL PRAY FOR HIM." "YEAH." "THAT'S A NICE IDEA." "451)}YEAH." "GOOD." "UH..." "UH... 451)}DANNY FINISHED THE DECATHLON." "86 BACK." "451)}NO WAY!" "451)}YES WAY." "451)}I DID IT IN 55 STROKES." "HUH?" "71 STROKES IS GREAT." "HE FINISHED THE DECATHLON." "451)}I CAN GIVE HIM HIS MEDAL SO HE CAN GO TO HEAVEN." "DAD." "PETE." "451)}[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "451)}[ RUSTLING ]" "451)}MR. O'MALLEY." "451)}STEALING COMMUNION?" "451)}FATHER KELLY." "451)}WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "451)}AND DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE HUNGRY." "FATHER." "I'M NOT HUNGRY." "ANYWAYS. 451)}BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE." "MR. O'MALLEY?" "451)}I'VE GOT A FRIEND WHO REALLY NEEDS A PIECE OF JESUS." "AND HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL." "451)}AHH." "451)}WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO GIVE COMMUNION TO THE SICK IN THE HOSPITAL." "451)}BUT..." "THEY CAN'T GIVE IT TO HIM." "451)}WHY NOT?" "AND HE'S ONLY 7." "451)}YOUR FRIEND -- WHAT'S HIS NAME?" "451)}DANNY." "DANNY." "MR. O'MALLEY." "451)}COMMUNION IS FOR CHRISTIANS WHO HAVE EARNED THE RIGHT 451)}TO RECEIVE JESUS AND WHO ARE OF AGE." "HE'S EARNED THE RIGHT." "HE'S PASSED ALL THE TESTS." "451)}TESTS?" "WHAT TESTS?" "451)}THE TESTS WE MADE UP TO SEE IF HE'S WORTHY OF JESUS." "ALL RIGHT." "451)}HE'S AS WORTHY AS ANY CATHOLIC I KNOW." "MR. O'MALLEY." "451)}BUT WE'RE CATHOLICS." "451)}WE " " WE HAVE THESE TRADITIONS. 451)}BECAUSE HE MAY NOT LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE OLD ENOUGH. THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE JESUS I KNOW." "UH... 451)}IS UNCONSECRATED." "451)}IT'S " " IT'S NOT THE BODY OF CHRIST." "451)}IT'S JUST BREAD." "451)}IT DOESN'T MATTER." "JESUS WON'T MIND." "451)}GO AHEAD." "TAKE THE HOST TO YOUR FRIEND." "451)}GO ON." "FATHER." "451)}[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "451)}Woman on P.A.:" "DR. DANNON TO PEDIATRICS." "STAT." "451)}[ SIGHS ]" "425)}SEE YOU LATER." "ALL RIGHT." "451)}RABBI?" "451)}PETE." "I NEED TO SEE DANNY." "I NEED TO SEE HIM." "451)}I'VE GOT HIS COMMUNION RIGHT HERE." "451)}SEE?" "HE EARNED IT." "451)}HE PASSED THE DECATHLON." "PETE..." "OKAY?" "451)}NO!" "451)}NO!" "HE DIDN'T GET HIS MEDAL!" "425)}NO!" "Mrs. Jacobsen:" "PETE... 451)}I PROMISED HIM!" "451)}I PROMISED HIM." "451)}I PROMISED HIM." "451)}I KNOW." "I KNOW." "451)}[ CRYING ] 451)}HE TOLD ME." "451)}THE PRIZE FOR FINISHING THE DECATHLON" "SO HE COULD GO TO HEAVEN." "451)}DANNY TOLD ME TO THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID 451)}AND " " AND TO TELL YOU HE'S GONNA SEE YOU IN HEAVEN." "RABBI." "451)}[ Crying ] HE CAN'T GO!" "451)}OH..." "PETE." "451)}[ NO AUDIO ]" "451)}[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "PETE." "451)}DAD?" "451)}LET'S SEE THAT ARM." "451)}[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 451)}GOOD." "GOOD THROW." "451)}THANKS." "PETE?" "451)}NOTHING MUCH." "451)}[ BARKING CONTINUES ] 451)}I THINK I HURT THE RABBI'S FEELINGS." "SMART GUY?" "AT THE HOSPITAL." "451)}I TOLD HIM DANNY WASN'T IN HEAVEN." "451)}[ BARKING CONTINUES ]" "HUH?" "451)}YEAH." "HE'S SO EXCITED." "451)}I NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE." "451)}WHY NOT?" "451)}'CAUSE I COULDN'T AFFORD IT." "GOT A GOOD JOB 451)}'CAUSE I HAD TO..." "TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY." "451)}THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD REASON." "451)}IT IS." "451)}YOU KNOW WHAT I LEARNED?" "451)}WHAT?" "451)}THAT YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR FAMILY... 451)}NO MATTER WHAT YOUR DIFFERENCES ARE." "451)}A DAD'S JOB IS TO TAKE CARE OF HIS FAMILY." "451)}THAT'S WHAT I LEARNED." "451)}[ GRUNTS ] 451)}WHAT I'M GETTING AT " "451)}AND I'M JUST THINKING ALOUD HERE -- 451)}YOU THINK HE WOULD TURN HIS BACK ON HIS OWN FAMILY" "451)}AND NOT LET THEM BACK INTO HIS HOUSE?" "451)}NO." "NO." "451)}OF COURSE HE WOULDN'T." "451)}JUST LIKE I WOULDN'T TURN MY BACK ON YOU 451)}OR YOUR BROTHERS OR SISTERS. ALL RIGHT? 451)}SHOULDN'T HE BE ALLOWED INTO HEAVEN?" "YEAH..." "BUT... 451)}BUT WHAT?" "451)}BUT THEN THERE'S NO REASON 451)}FOR ME TO LISTEN TO THE NUNS AT SCHOOL ANYMORE. 451)}YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET OUTTA CATHOLIC SCHOOL THAT EASILY." "451)}YOU STILL GOTTA LISTEN TO THEM." "451)}ALL RIGHT." "OKAY." "451)}[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]" "451)}RABBI JACOBSEN?" "451)}DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK?" "451)}SURE." "451)}YOU KNOW HOW I HAD MY QUEST TO HELP A JEWISH PERSON GET TO HEAVEN?" "YES." "I LEARNED SOMETHING ON MY QUEST THAT MIGHT HELP YOU ON YOUR QUEST." "451)}REALLY?" "WHAT WOULD THAT BE?" "451)}THAT JUST SAYING YOU BELIEVE 451)}OR JUST PRAYING TO JESUS " "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU GET TO HEAVEN." "451)}NO?" "NOPE." "451)}JESUS IS ONLY A SYMBOL." "451)}IT DOESN'T MATTER WHOSE NAME YOU USE. 451)}JUST AS LONG AS THEIR NAME SYMBOLIZES BEING GOOD." "451)}THAT IS INTERESTING." "451)}I WAS THINKING -- 451)}IF THE JEWISH PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO COPY THE CHRISTIANS THEY DON'T HAVE TO." "THEY CAN MAKE UP THEIR OWN NAME TO PRAY TO." "451)}IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T LIKE THE NAME JESUS." "451)}UM... 451)}WHAT NAME WOULD YOU SUGGEST WE PRAY TO?" "451)}DANNY." "451)}[ SIGHS ]" "451)}I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP YOU IN YOUR JOB -- 451)}ON YOUR QUEST." "I THINK IT PROBABLY WILL." "451)}THANKS." "RABBI JACOBSEN." "PETE O'MALLEY." "I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU THE MOST IMPORTANT THING." "451)}WHAT'S THAT?" "451)}THAT DANNY IS IN HEAVEN." "451)}YEAH?" "HOW DO YOU KNOW?" "451)}FAITH." "451)}ALL RIGHT." "451)}[ HORN HONKING IN DISTANCE ]" "451)}[ HORN HONKING IN DISTANCE ]" "451)}[ CAR DOOR OPENS ]" "451)}[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "451)}[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]" "61)}[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "89)}[ MID-TEMPO ACOUSTIC-GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]" "89)}♪ I HAVE A PICTURE OF A CHILD ♪ 89)}♪ RUNNING THROUGH A FIELD FREE AND WILD ♪" "CALL IT FATE ♪" "TOO LATE ♪ 89)}♪ AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO GO WITHOUT ♪" "I HAVE NO DOUBT ♪ 89)}♪ ONLY YOU COULD HELP ME UNDERSTAND ♪" "89)}♪ WHY WE WON'T BE RUNNING HAND IN HAND ♪" "NOTHING'S FAIR ♪" "MAKES IT HARD TO BEAR ♪ 89)}♪ AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO GO WITHOUT ♪" "I HAVE NO DOUBT ♪ 89)}♪ AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO GO WITHOUT ♪" "I HAVE NO DOUBT ♪" "89)}♪ AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO GO WITHOUT ♪" "I HAVE NO DOUBT ♪ 89)}♪ AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO GO WITHOUT ♪" "I HAVE NO DOUBT ♪ 89)}♪ I HAVE A PICTURE OF A CHILD ♪"