"To dance in joy, all the night long 'till the day from the east will rise" "Then we walk together in song into the summer's paradise" "Magnús Gíslason from Vaglir" "(Female grunting and moaning)" "SÓLIN playing tonight at Tjarnarlundur" "Yes hello." "How many times have I told you to knock, Ólafur?" "It's just common courtesy!" "Sorry, but I need some money." "Go outside and knock." "But Georg you know..." "Outside and knock." "(Knocking sound)" "Come in!" "Well, hello Ólafur!" "Georg, I must have some money now." "There's a country dance tonight and I have to be there." "Why should I give you money?" "Why?" "You take my paycheck!" "Put it all in that savings thingie." "I do not take your paycheck." "It was our mutual decision." "I only need ten thou, it isn't that much. 2 fivers." "Can't do." "You know that the money is tied up in the bank." "Ok, half then." "You know that it's my money." "Very well, I shall give you 3 thousand." "But since it's a time deposit account you will have to pay 5 hundred in service charges, not to mention this being unusual and a lot of work for me." "Just have it your way." "Good, then it's agreed." "You'll get the money later." "OK." "Are you going to the dance?" "I was on all night." "Up all night." "Whatever, I couldn't sleep." "Hey, shouldn't we check out the dance tonight?" "Are you all up for that?" "Sure." "Have us some fun." "Nah, I think I'll pass." "Of course you'll go." "I can get everyone in for free, I have a life pass." "You do?" "Sure." "I can't ever conceive of going to this hoedown." "We won't have to pay." "You don't turn that down." "Who'll drive?" "Goggi?" "It's Georg!" "I can drive, I won't drink anything anyway." "Great!" "Fifi drives." "Little girls don't drink." "Will you stop that?" "Goggi I'll dance with you." "Feel free to try, it might be difficult since I won't be at the premises." "Alcohol..." "(Someone clears throat)" "What can I do for you young man?" "I'm here to see my father." "Hey, Flemming?" "Is this your son?" "Uhh, no." "I'm 36, you know." "How do you do son." "Hi." "I'm sorry that I did not tell you earlier Guðbjörg." "But his mother is ill in the hospital and he will be staying with me over the summertime." "What's your name young man?" "Flemming." "Flemming?" "I like you." "I could find a use for you." "Huh?" "Yes, but where should he sleep?" "Can't he be in your room?" "Isn't that the best thing?" "Wait...what about me?" "You?" "We'll think of something." "Well..." "Did you see Bjarnfreður?" "Grandma?" "Yes." "She picked me up at the airport." "Good." "Was her leg any better?" "Where's the bathroom?" "By the end of the hallway." "(Knocking sound)" "Hey dude." "Smash it." "How are you?" "I'm good." "Yes, how was Denmark?" "Isn't it OK?" "Yes, it was very fun." "Great." "It's good to finally have someone here with brains." "Hey thanks." "Denmark..." "Aren't people there just guzzling beers all day?" "Are you drinking yet?" "I don't drink beer." "I only drink vodka." "Vodka?" "Yes." "Dry then, or?" "No, mixed in cola." "Oh." "Of course you don't get hangovers when abroad." "Kiddi always said so." "So much humidity in the air." "Yeah...so, what's this?" "Now the man is getting his best suit ready for tonight." "It'll be great." "Babes all over the walls." "Aren't you eighteen yet?" "No, I'm fourteen." "Doesn't make a diff." "Two buns on every babe, do we need to talk about it?" "No." "No I didn't think so." "See this?" "Wow..." "It's real." "I want to remind you that you can party without booze." "No." "I've tried it, it sucks." "Anyway, I'll remain here and watch over the hotel." "I like the sound of that." "You stay here." "Yes, I'll be the hotel manager while you're away." "Exactly." "You've behaved so well recently." "Don't we have some sort of badge so that the guests..." "Nah, we have no such thing." "Flemming, are you coming?" "Sure, I..." "That is out of the question." "Yes but..." "It's not up for debate Flemming, because you're a child." "Hey, shall we get going?" "Sure, there won't be a dance unless we're there." "Here you go." "Have fun." "Good evening." "Good evening." "Howdy." "Hey." "Say, I'm on the guest list." "There's three of us." "What's your name?" "Ólafur Ragnar Hannesson." "With an "H"." "Noooo..." "I don't see you here." "What about the VIP-list?" "This is the only list." "I'm Kiddi's cousin, he's the keyboard player in the band." "But you're not on the list." "What?" "Are you sure?" "Yes, it just...isn't." "I have a life pass." "A life pass?" "Yes." "Do you have this life pass on you?" "Actually no, the band had promised me that I could always see them for free." "I was their manager." "Well, it costs 3 thousand for everyone not on the list." "Can't I just get to pop in and talk to Kiddi...?" "No one goes in without paying." "Isn't this something that we can resolve between us?" "This is only 500." "You need 8500 more to pay for three." "This isn't for the tickets." "This is just for you, get it?" "Money in the pocket." "You won't turn that down, will you?" "You need 8500 more." "I'm tired of this." "Are you going in?" "Yes I'm going in." "Here you go." "Enjoy yourself." "Here, this is for me." "It's 500 short." "Wow, is the taxman living under your desk?" "How is school?" "Just fine." "I'm not surprised, you have an academic lineage." "Do you know what was my favorite class in school?" "No." "Math." "I..." "I wasn't very good at it at first." "I'm getting tired." "But then Bjarnfreður asked me once:" ""Georg, are you going to be an averagely-intelligent person like the other kids when you grow up?"" "No, Bjarnfreður..." "Listen, I am really tired." "Do you often get tired?" "Is it OK if we talk in the morning or something?" "I need to get some rest." "Certainly." "Good night Flemming..." "Geir." "Point number 2, under point 5B." "Attempted discussion with subject, with little success." "Limited grasp of discussed matters and reduced concentration." "Possibly due to an undiagnosed food allergy." "Must question subject about his excretions." "...Breezer of the best kind and he asked for a mixed drink." "Everyone started laugh...." "Hey." "Óli the sandman, what are you doing to me here?" "Bus-trip from the ghetto?" "Oldie oldie." "Is your father in the car, are you being rehabilitated?" "What are you doing out here in the country?" "The man is working here in the country." "Woah!" "Are you touring the country?" "Yes, Business is crazy." "Last weekend was Njálsbúð, warming up for Sóldögg." "We're on the shortlist for the big August festivals." "You never know, it might happen." "So she's doing great, the manager...ess?" "She is kicking it!" "I had some problems with the ticket booth about that life pass that you gave to me." "Wait, that I gave to you?" "Yes." "Wait, Alzheimer Lite here." "Inform me." "When you got the new agent, you gave me a life pass." "When did we get hitched?" "How many kids do we have?" "Are you here about the alimony?" "No it's..." "I only had 2500, and I had to buy a ticket so I came here to get it refunded from you guys." "OK, do you know how many squares are wailing at us to get a free pass?" "Wait oldie, are you a square?" "No..." "I just wanted to have a cold one..." "This isn't the band "Family Help", is it guys?" "Does it say "Salvation Army" on my back?" "No..." "Well look again." "You can read, can't you?" "No it does not." "I didn't think so." "See ya." "Wait, do I have to throw a ninja bomb on the floor to make you disappear?" "(Clicking noises)" "(Loud music)" "Come on, Let's see some hands in the air!" "Wooo!" "(Hands clapping in rhythm)" "Look at Óli man!" "Want some, sweetie?" "Say Daníel." "Any chance you could loan me some money?" "Why don't you ask your girlfriend?" "She's not my girlfriend." "Oh?" "Why are you hanging on her like that?" "What's with you, negative dot com?" "Can you help me?" "No." "I can't." "Excuse me?" "Yes." "I'll have a glass of white wine." "Sure, no problem." "Put some ice in it." "(Slow music playing)" "Wow, that's wicked man." "Excuse me, I'll have two pineapple Breezers." "Hey!" "There's a line here!" "I'm sorry." "More white wine!" "Skip the damn ice." "Shouldn't you be in prison?" "What?" "Why?" "I thought it was illegal for someone to be that ugly." "What, is there something wrong with you?" "Damn you're a sensitive one." "Want to fuck in the bathroom?" "What did you say?" "Nah, I just thought you were that kind of girl." "You're a total creep." "Is that so?" "(Gugga sings to the music)" "Can I have a sip of beer?" "Having a good time?" "Yes." "Want to dance?" "Can't you tell he doesn't like this?" "What?" "Can't you see it?" "What are you on about?" "What's wrong with you?" "Why don't you say something?" "What's with you?" "What's with me?" "You're abusing him sexually!" "Daníel!" "You've been raping him!" "What is he meaning?" "He's too scared to say anything." "Too scared of you." "Hey!" "I won't sit under this kind of crap." "Have you been complaining about me Ólafur?" "!" "?" "Stand up!" "Say something!" "What is this?" "Why don't we sit down and have a beer?" "Yes, tell him that things are OK between us." "You're using him like a sex toy!" "No!" "What's with you?" "Tell him that things are OK." "You damn cunt." "What makes you think he wants to be with you?" "You just shut up you damn bitch-crapping halfwit." "Are you insane?" "I'll kill you you damn..." "Aren't things OK between us?" "Oh?" "OK." "Flemming Geir...we have had communication troubles" "and I admit that I haven't always liked your attitude." "I also know that it isn't just your fault, but also your mother's fault." "She has been a large influence in your life..." "But if we are to improve things we must do it together and you'll need to speak more with Georg..." "Daddy." "Only then I can give you some proper guidance." "But rest assured, because Georg will always be there." "Damn it!" "Ólafur!" "(Loud music playing) What?" "He didn't buy the piece of junk?" "Yes, six hundred thou." "And four hundred more just to renovate the car, paint job and all." "He had to push it into the barn." "He's been there every night." "Dóra is going crazy." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Oh." "Is this your beer?" "Yes, what else?" "I thought it was my beer." "Say, you haven't seen my beer around here, have you?" "Are you retarded?" "No I had a beer here." "Can I have a sip of your beer?" "Who the hell are you?" "Ólafur." "Well, get lost Ólafur." "I need to go to the bathroom anyway." "Óli!" "Hey, it's you!" "I just wanted to thank you for helping me out there." "Sure, no problem." "I went to the doctor and you was just as you said." "The sucker had to be drained and then sown back up." "No problem, my friend." "Thanks for the beer man." "My pleasure." "Damn it's nice to finally get a cold one." "Yes." "How do you like the selection here?" "What?" "The girls, man!" "Yes, they're fine." "They're young and like to play." "Yes." "Stella used to be very active sexually." "I could always get it on with her." "But times have changed." "Not that she's frigid or anything it's just..." "She has a problem with closeness and touching." "I think I get you." "It all changed so much after the hysterectomy." "Oh OK." "Was it a bad history?" "Hysterectomy Óli!" "They took out her uterus!" "Oh..." "Oh." "I see." "Afterwards her desire for intimacy has diminished to almost nothing these days." "Óli, have you seen such a procedure yourself?" "No." "Never seen it." "I went with her to the hospital." "She held my hand the whole time." "This isn't my field." "Then I've tried to liven things up and shown her erotic films and read her stories." "She just cries and cries." "That's life when you grow older." "Things change." "It's great to see all the young people, so full of life and in high spirits." "Are you going to finish your beer?" "Want another?" "Yes please." "No problem my friend." "A beer here for my friend!" "We'll fix that." "You see that one?" "(Band plays loudly)" "(Music stops abruptly)" "Flemming Geir Georgsson!" "Hey, get off the stage!" "Don't touch me!" "Hey!" "Flemming Geir!" "Will you hurry home, you're missing the Derrick show!" "No!" "I am getting my child!" "You!" "Yes, and stay away from me!" "Hey, I am the king here!" "It's past your bedtime, go home." "No!" "Did I enter a Green rally here?" "Who elected this guy?" "Are you the Internet police?" "You should all be ashamed!" "Drinking, half-naked around immature children!" "Hey, get your own radio show, no one cares here!" "Flemming Geir Georgsson!" "Shut up!" "No!" "You!" "Fuck you man!" "Get off the stage man!" "Grab it." "Remove this..." "Hey!" "I am trained in self-defense!" "Get out of here man!" "And let's get rolling here!" "On with the show!" "(Soft music playing)" "Hey you!" "What?" "Are you the jerk that said that my cousin was ugly?" "Huh?" "Oh, definitely." "What's wrong with you?" "Why did you do that?" "Because." "I can't stand city kids like you that think they can come up here and shoot their mouths off." "Now you'll go and apologize to my cousin or else" "I'll have you thrown out." "Uhh...no." "You don't talk to people like that." "You've been here acting like a jerk." "You're a jerk." "What?" "Wait, hang on." "Hello?" "It's for you." "It's your mom telling you to come home and fuck her, on the double." "Do you want to be beaten?" "!" "?" "(Inaudible shouts)" "(Water running)" "(Music starts playing)" "Hey, good evening." "It's the little hotel manager?" "I'm just having some water." "Waiting for it to cool down." "Is that so?" "Well Goggi, isn't it our turn now?" "Shouldn't we have us something for our bodies?" "Let me show you something beautiful..." "This is how a woman's vulva looks like Georg." "This is the labia majora and this the labia minora." "And this is the vaginal orifice itself." "Subtitles:" "Árni Víkingur Hafsteinsson"