"[PROJECTOR CLICKS, ¶...] [¶...] [¶...] [¶...]" "MYNAME'SPAULRAYMOND." "WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF EROTICA." "[¶...]" "Chorus:¶ DADA DA , DA DA DA-DA-DA DA ¶ ¶ DA DA-DA-DA DA DA" "DA DA DA-DA-DA DA ¶ ¶ DA DA-DA-DA DA DA ¶ BA DUM" "¶ DA DA-DA-DA DA DA ¶ BA DUM ¶ BA BA-DA-DA" "¶ BA DUM ¶ BA BA-DA-DA DA DA BA ¶" "¶ BA BA-DA-DA DA DA BA ¶ [¶...] 30?" "Paul:" "YES ." "39?" "YES." "50?" "YES." "39?" "YES." "50?" "YES." "55?" "YES." "50?" "YES." "55?" "YES." "WHYDOYOUBUY SOMANY  55?" "YES." "WHYDOYOUBUY SOMANY  HOUSES, GRANDPA?" "WHYDOYOUBUY SOMANY  HOUSES, GRANDPA?" "THEY'RENOTHOUSES;" "HOUSES, GRANDPA?" "THEY'RENOTHOUSES;" "THEY'RE, THEY'RE SHOPS," "THEY'RENOTHOUSES;" "THEY'RE, THEY'RE SHOPS, RESTAURANTS." "THEY'RE, THEY'RE SHOPS, RESTAURANTS." "OFFICES." "RESTAURANTS." "OFFICES." "CAFES." "OFFICES." "CAFES." "CLUBS." "CAFES." "CLUBS." "BUTWHYSO MANY?" "CLUBS." "BUTWHYSO MANY?" "IBOUGHTTHEMFOR YOURMUMMY." "BUTWHYSO MANY?" "IBOUGHTTHEMFOR YOURMUMMY." "FOR YOUR MUMMY AND YOU AND" "IBOUGHTTHEMFOR YOURMUMMY." "FOR YOUR MUMMY AND YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SISTER." "FOR YOUR MUMMY AND YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SISTER." "[¶..., TRAFFIC PASSING, HONKING]" "YOUR LITTLE SISTER." "[¶..., TRAFFIC PASSING, HONKING] [CAMERAS CLICKING]" "[¶..., TRAFFIC PASSING, HONKING] [CAMERAS CLICKING] [REPORTERS TALKING AT ONCE]" "[CAMERAS CLICKING] [REPORTERS TALKING AT ONCE] Man:" "SPACE,GIVEHIM SPACE." "[REPORTERS TALKING AT ONCE] Man:" "SPACE,GIVEHIM SPACE." "PLEASE, MOVE AWAY." "Man:" "SPACE,GIVEHIM SPACE." "PLEASE, MOVE AWAY." "CAN YOU GIVE HIM SOME ROOM," "PLEASE, MOVE AWAY." "CAN YOU GIVE HIM SOME ROOM, PLEASE?" "CAN YOU GIVE HIM SOME ROOM, PLEASE?" "THANK YOU." "PLEASE?" "THANK YOU." "[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK]" "THANK YOU." "[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK] Man2 :" "PAUL!" "[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK] Man2 :" "PAUL!" "MR. RAYMOND!" "Man2 :" "PAUL!" "MR. RAYMOND!" "Man3 :" "PAUL." "MR. RAYMOND!" "Man3 :" "PAUL." "PAUL!" "Man3 :" "PAUL." "PAUL!" "Man4 :" "WHATCANYOU TELLUS" "PAUL!" "Man4 :" "WHATCANYOU TELLUS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER?" "Man4 :" "WHATCANYOU TELLUS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER?" "[REPORTERS TALKING AT ONCE]" "ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER?" "[REPORTERS TALKING AT ONCE] DEBBIEHADALLTHE MONEYIN" "[REPORTERS TALKING AT ONCE] DEBBIEHADALLTHE MONEYIN THE WORLD." "DEBBIEHADALLTHE MONEYIN THE WORLD." "SHE HAD A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE," "THE WORLD." "SHE HAD A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN," "SHE HAD A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, BEAUTIFUL CARS." "BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, BEAUTIFUL CARS." "[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK]" "BEAUTIFUL CARS." "[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK] I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT." "[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK] I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT." "Man4 :" "O.K.,THANKYOU ." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT." "Man4 :" "O.K.,THANKYOU ." "[REPORTERS TALK OVER EACH OTHER]" "Man4 :" "O.K.,THANKYOU ." "[REPORTERS TALK OVER EACH OTHER] [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK, ¶...]" "[SIGHS] [¶...]" "Ithinkwe 'reboth quite showy." "We're both quite extroverted and quite showy." "We're both quite extroverted and sort of... spark each other off," "We're both quite extroverted and sort of... spark each other off, in that way." "sort of... spark each other off, in that way." "Paulontelevision:" "I in that way." "Paulontelevision:" "I certainly, uh, see a lot of" "Paulontelevision:" "I certainly, uh, see a lot of myself in Debbie." "certainly, uh, see a lot of myself in Debbie." "She's a maverick." "myself in Debbie." "She's a maverick." "I started out as a performer and" "She's a maverick." "I started out as a performer and so did Debbie, and, uh..." "I started out as a performer and so did Debbie, and, uh..." "eventually, I moved backstage so did Debbie, and, uh..." "eventually, I moved backstage and Debbie has followed a eventually, I moved backstage and Debbie has followed a similar path." "and Debbie has followed a similar path." "[¶...] similar path." "[¶...] Paul:" "MYNAMEIS" "[¶...] Paul:" "MYNAMEIS PAUL "RAYMONDE"." "Paul:" "MYNAMEIS PAUL "RAYMONDE"." "PLEASE WELCOME LA CIRQUE NU" "PAUL "RAYMONDE"." "PLEASE WELCOME LA CIRQUE NU DE PARIS." "PLEASE WELCOME LA CIRQUE NU DE PARIS." "THAT'S NU, NOT "NEW"." "DE PARIS." "THAT'S NU, NOT "NEW"." "IT'S FRENCH FOR "NUDE"." "THAT'S NU, NOT "NEW"." "IT'S FRENCH FOR "NUDE"." "[¶..., APPLAUSE]" "IT'S FRENCH FOR "NUDE"." "[¶..., APPLAUSE] [LION ROARS, ¶...] [¶..., APPLAUSE] [LION ROARS, ¶...] Liontamer:" "COMEHERE!" "[LION ROARS, ¶...] Liontamer:" "COMEHERE!" "COME HERE!" "Liontamer:" "COMEHERE!" "COME HERE!" "GOOD BOY." "COME HERE!" "GOOD BOY." "GOOD BOY, OUT." "GOOD BOY." "GOOD BOY, OUT." "STEADY NOW." "GOOD BOY, OUT." "STEADY NOW." "STEADY NOW." "STEADY NOW." "STEADY NOW." "STEADY, ATLAS, STEADY." "STEADY NOW." "STEADY, ATLAS, STEADY." "STEADY." "STEADY, ATLAS, STEADY." "STEADY." "COME ON." "STEADY." "COME ON." "[LION SNARLS, ROARS]" "COME ON." "[LION SNARLS, ROARS] AH!" "[LION SNARLS, ROARS] AH!" "[LION ROARS, ¶...]" "AH!" "[LION ROARS, ¶...] PAUL,DOTHECURTAIN." "[LION ROARS, ¶...] PAUL,DOTHECURTAIN." "WAIT." "PAUL,DOTHECURTAIN." "WAIT." "WAIT, WAIT." "WAIT." "WAIT, WAIT." "GETDOWN." "WAIT, WAIT." "GETDOWN." "GET DOWN." "GETDOWN." "GET DOWN." "WE'RENOTALLOWED." "GET DOWN." "WE'RENOTALLOWED." "YOU'VEGOTTO ." "WE'RENOTALLOWED." "YOU'VEGOTTO ." "WE'RENOTALLOWEDTOMOVE !" "YOU'VEGOTTO ." "WE'RENOTALLOWEDTOMOVE !" "DON'TBESILLY." "WE'RENOTALLOWEDTOMOVE !" "DON'TBESILLY." "COME ON." "DON'TBESILLY." "COME ON." "[AUDIENCE GASPS]" "COME ON." "[AUDIENCE GASPS] GET DOWN, QUICK!" "[AUDIENCE GASPS] GET DOWN, QUICK!" "Paul:" "LISTENTO THEM." "GET DOWN, QUICK!" "Paul:" "LISTENTO THEM." "[AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS]" "Paul:" "LISTENTO THEM." "[AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS] THAT'S FANTASTIC." "[AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS] THAT'S FANTASTIC." "Woman:" "QUICK,HURRY." "THAT'S FANTASTIC." "Woman:" "QUICK,HURRY." "OPEN THE GATE." "Woman:" "QUICK,HURRY." "OPEN THE GATE." "THECURTAIN,DO THECURTAIN!" "OPEN THE GATE." "THECURTAIN,DO THECURTAIN!" "Paul:" "CURTAIN!" "THECURTAIN,DO THECURTAIN!" "Paul:" "CURTAIN!" "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "Paul:" "CURTAIN!" "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "IWASSO SCARED." "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "IWASSO SCARED." "Woman:" "FLORENCE,AREYOU" "IWASSO SCARED." "Woman:" "FLORENCE,AREYOU  ALL RIGHT?" "Woman:" "FLORENCE,AREYOU  ALL RIGHT?" "OH,YEAH,GREAT." "ALL RIGHT?" "OH,YEAH,GREAT." "A BLOODY LION TRIED TO" "OH,YEAH,GREAT." "A BLOODY LION TRIED TO EAT ME FOR DINNER." "A BLOODY LION TRIED TO EAT ME FOR DINNER." "CALMDOWN." "EAT ME FOR DINNER." "CALMDOWN." "IAMNOTGETTINGBACK" "CALMDOWN." "IAMNOTGETTINGBACK  IN THAT CAGE!" "IAMNOTGETTINGBACK  IN THAT CAGE!" "JIM,HOWBADISIT?" "IN THAT CAGE!" "JIM,HOWBADISIT?" "WELL,THEAUDIENCELIKEDIT." "JIM,HOWBADISIT?" "WELL,THEAUDIENCELIKEDIT." "...YOU CAN'T BUY PUBLICITY" "WELL,THEAUDIENCELIKEDIT." "...YOU CAN'T BUY PUBLICITY LIKE THAT." "...YOU CAN'T BUY PUBLICITY LIKE THAT." "AND THEY CAN'T PROSECUTE ME" "LIKE THAT." "AND THEY CAN'T PROSECUTE ME BECAUSE THE GIRLS HAD TO MOVE." "AND THEY CAN'T PROSECUTE ME BECAUSE THE GIRLS HAD TO MOVE." "YOUWATCH,TONIGHT," "BECAUSE THE GIRLS HAD TO MOVE." "YOUWATCH,TONIGHT, WE'LL BE SOLD OUT." "YOUWATCH,TONIGHT, WE'LL BE SOLD OUT." "WELL,IT'SALLRIGHTFORYOU," "WE'LL BE SOLD OUT." "WELL,IT'SALLRIGHTFORYOU, I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOT TO GO INTO" "WELL,IT'SALLRIGHTFORYOU, I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOT TO GO INTO THE LION'S DEN." "I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOT TO GO INTO THE LION'S DEN." "WELL,THEY'RENOTGONNAPAY" "THE LION'S DEN." "WELL,THEY'RENOTGONNAPAY TO WATCH ME IN A CAGE." "WELL,THEY'RENOTGONNAPAY TO WATCH ME IN A CAGE." "OH,I WOULD." "TO WATCH ME IN A CAGE." "OH,I WOULD." "Paul:" "BACKBY POPULARDEMAND," "OH,I WOULD." "Paul:" "BACKBY POPULARDEMAND, ATLAS THE LION AND THE AMAZING" "Paul:" "BACKBY POPULARDEMAND, ATLAS THE LION AND THE AMAZING CIRQUE NU DE PARIS." "ATLAS THE LION AND THE AMAZING CIRQUE NU DE PARIS." "[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS, CHEERS," "CIRQUE NU DE PARIS." "[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS, CHEERS, ¶...]" "[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS, CHEERS, ¶...] [LION ROARS]" "¶...] [LION ROARS] ...LOOK AT THAT, FANTASTIC." "[LION ROARS] ...LOOK AT THAT, FANTASTIC." "WE'RE IN THE NATIONALS." "...LOOK AT THAT, FANTASTIC." "WE'RE IN THE NATIONALS." "DAILY SKETCH." "WE'RE IN THE NATIONALS." "DAILY SKETCH." "ITSAYSIWAS NUDE." "DAILY SKETCH." "ITSAYSIWAS NUDE." "DOESITMATTER?" "ITSAYSIWAS NUDE." "DOESITMATTER?" "NO,I WASN'TNUDE." "DOESITMATTER?" "NO,I WASN'TNUDE." "I MOST CERTAINLY WASN'T NUDE!" "NO,I WASN'TNUDE." "I MOST CERTAINLY WASN'T NUDE!" "I AM A CHOREOGRAPHER." "I MOST CERTAINLY WASN'T NUDE!" "I AM A CHOREOGRAPHER." "I'M PAUL RAYMOND'S WIFE." "I AM A CHOREOGRAPHER." "I'M PAUL RAYMOND'S WIFE." "I'M NOT A NUDE." "I'M PAUL RAYMOND'S WIFE." "I'M NOT A NUDE." "WHAT WOULD ME MOTHER SAY?" "I'M NOT A NUDE." "WHAT WOULD ME MOTHER SAY?" "WELL, THEY CAN'T" "WHAT WOULD ME MOTHER SAY?" "WELL, THEY CAN'T-- IT'SHALFAPAGE." "WELL, THEY CAN'T-- IT'SHALFAPAGE." "THEYCAN'TJUSTMAKE" "IT'SHALFAPAGE." "THEYCAN'TJUSTMAKE THINGS UP." "THEYCAN'TJUSTMAKE THINGS UP." "SAYING I WAS NUDE." "THINGS UP." "SAYING I WAS NUDE." "I WASN'T BLOODY NUDE!" "SAYING I WAS NUDE." "I WASN'T BLOODY NUDE!" "...I WASN'T NAKED," "I WASN'T BLOODY NUDE!" "...I WASN'T NAKED, I WAS WEARING A G-STRING." "...I WASN'T NAKED, I WAS WEARING A G-STRING." "AG-SKIN?" "I WAS WEARING A G-STRING." "AG-SKIN?" "AG-STRING." "AG-SKIN?" "AG-STRING." "IT'S A FORM OF LADIES'" "AG-STRING." "IT'S A FORM OF LADIES' UNDERWEAR." "IT'S A FORM OF LADIES' UNDERWEAR." "YOU'VEBEENCALLEDTHE" "UNDERWEAR." "YOU'VEBEENCALLEDTHE  "KING OF THE KEYHOLE" SHOWS." "YOU'VEBEENCALLEDTHE  "KING OF THE KEYHOLE" SHOWS." "ILIKETO THINKOFMYSELF" ""KING OF THE KEYHOLE" SHOWS." "ILIKETO THINKOFMYSELF AS THE, UH, "KING OF THE" "ILIKETO THINKOFMYSELF AS THE, UH, "KING OF THE GLAMOUR" SHOWS." "AS THE, UH, "KING OF THE GLAMOUR" SHOWS." "YOURSHOWSAREREFINED," "GLAMOUR" SHOWS." "YOURSHOWSAREREFINED, RESPECTABLE AND MODEST?" "YOURSHOWSAREREFINED, RESPECTABLE AND MODEST?" "YES." "RESPECTABLE AND MODEST?" "YES." "WELL,INTHATCASE,SURELYIT" "YES." "WELL,INTHATCASE,SURELYIT IS A COMPLIMENT FOR A WOMAN TO" "WELL,INTHATCASE,SURELYIT IS A COMPLIMENT FOR A WOMAN TO BE CLASSED AS "A NUDE"?" "IS A COMPLIMENT FOR A WOMAN TO BE CLASSED AS "A NUDE"?" "PAUL,DOYOUWISHTHAT YOUR" "BE CLASSED AS "A NUDE"?" "PAUL,DOYOUWISHTHAT YOUR  WIFE HADN'T TRIED TO SUE" "PAUL,DOYOUWISHTHAT YOUR  WIFE HADN'T TRIED TO SUE THE DAILY SKETCH?" "WIFE HADN'T TRIED TO SUE THE DAILY SKETCH?" "ILOVEMY WIFEAND IFULLY" "THE DAILY SKETCH?" "ILOVEMY WIFEAND IFULLY SUPPORT HER IN EVERYTHING" "ILOVEMY WIFEAND IFULLY SUPPORT HER IN EVERYTHING SHE DOES." "SUPPORT HER IN EVERYTHING SHE DOES." "ALTHOUGH SHE WILL HAVE TO PAY" "SHE DOES." "ALTHOUGH SHE WILL HAVE TO PAY THE LEGAL COSTS. [LAUGHTER]" "ALTHOUGH SHE WILL HAVE TO PAY THE LEGAL COSTS. [LAUGHTER] GENTLEMEN, I'D LOVE TO STAND" "THE LEGAL COSTS. [LAUGHTER] GENTLEMEN, I'D LOVE TO STAND AROUND AND, UH, CHAT FURTHER" "GENTLEMEN, I'D LOVE TO STAND AROUND AND, UH, CHAT FURTHER BUT, UH, MY NEW MEMBERS-ONLY" "AROUND AND, UH, CHAT FURTHER BUT, UH, MY NEW MEMBERS-ONLY CLUB IS OPENING IN SOHO," "BUT, UH, MY NEW MEMBERS-ONLY CLUB IS OPENING IN SOHO, THE HEART OF LONDON'S WEST END." "CLUB IS OPENING IN SOHO, THE HEART OF LONDON'S WEST END." "UH, NOW BEING A PRIVATE CLUB," "THE HEART OF LONDON'S WEST END." "UH, NOW BEING A PRIVATE CLUB, OUR NUDES WILL MOVE, DANCE AND" "UH, NOW BEING A PRIVATE CLUB, OUR NUDES WILL MOVE, DANCE AND EXPRESS THEMSELVES." "OUR NUDES WILL MOVE, DANCE AND EXPRESS THEMSELVES." "UH, GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS" "EXPRESS THEMSELVES." "UH, GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS ARE, OF COURSE, WELCOME," "UH, GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS ARE, OF COURSE, WELCOME, UH, ONCE YOU'VE PAID THE" "ARE, OF COURSE, WELCOME, UH, ONCE YOU'VE PAID THE 10 SHILLINGS AND SIXPENCE" "UH, ONCE YOU'VE PAID THE 10 SHILLINGS AND SIXPENCE MEMBERSHIP FEE. [LAUGHTER] 10 SHILLINGS AND SIXPENCE MEMBERSHIP FEE. [LAUGHTER] IF YOU COME ALONG THIS EVENING," "MEMBERSHIP FEE. [LAUGHTER] IF YOU COME ALONG THIS EVENING, YOU CAN ENJOY A COMPLIMENTARY" "IF YOU COME ALONG THIS EVENING, YOU CAN ENJOY A COMPLIMENTARY GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE" "YOU CAN ENJOY A COMPLIMENTARY GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE-- HOUSE CHAMPAGNE." "GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE-- HOUSE CHAMPAGNE." "THANK YOU." "HOUSE CHAMPAGNE." "THANK YOU." "[¶...]" "THANK YOU." "[¶...] ITHOUGHTYOUHANDLEDTHAT" "[¶...] ITHOUGHTYOUHANDLEDTHAT  VERY WELL." "THANK YOU." "ITHOUGHTYOUHANDLEDTHAT  VERY WELL." "THANK YOU." "IHATEDTHATLAWYERMAKINGME" "VERY WELL." "THANK YOU." "IHATEDTHATLAWYERMAKINGME LOOK STUPID." "IHATEDTHATLAWYERMAKINGME LOOK STUPID." "THEYDIDN'TMAKEYOU" "LOOK STUPID." "THEYDIDN'TMAKEYOU  LOOK STUPID." "THEYDIDN'TMAKEYOU  LOOK STUPID." "THEY DIDN'T MAKE YOU" "LOOK STUPID." "THEY DIDN'T MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID." "YOU." "THEY DIDN'T MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID." "YOU." "[¶...]" "IDOHOPETHISIS A GOOD IDEA." "IT'SGONNABE AGREATNIGHT." "A GOOD IDEA." "IT'SGONNABE AGREATNIGHT." "WE'RE A BEACON OF EXCELLENCE IN" "IT'SGONNABE AGREATNIGHT." "WE'RE A BEACON OF EXCELLENCE IN A SEA OF MEDIOCRITY." "WE'RE A BEACON OF EXCELLENCE IN A SEA OF MEDIOCRITY." "HELLO,JEAN." "A SEA OF MEDIOCRITY." "HELLO,JEAN." "HOW'D IT GO IN COURT, DARLING?" "HELLO,JEAN." "HOW'D IT GO IN COURT, DARLING?" "DREADFULLY." "HOW'D IT GO IN COURT, DARLING?" "DREADFULLY." "WE LOST." "DREADFULLY." "WE LOST." "OH,YEAH?" "WE LOST." "OH,YEAH?" "HOW MUCH YOU LOSE?" "OH,YEAH?" "HOW MUCH YOU LOSE?" "UH,ITWASALL MONEYWELL" "HOW MUCH YOU LOSE?" "UH,ITWASALL MONEYWELL  SPENT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED." "UH,ITWASALL MONEYWELL  SPENT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED." "RIGHT." "SPENT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED." "RIGHT." "THERE'SONLYONETHINGWORSE" "RIGHT." "THERE'SONLYONETHINGWORSE THAN BEING TALKED ABOUT, JIMMY," "THERE'SONLYONETHINGWORSE THAN BEING TALKED ABOUT, JIMMY, AND THAT IS NOT BEING" "THAN BEING TALKED ABOUT, JIMMY, AND THAT IS NOT BEING TALKED ABOUT." "AND THAT IS NOT BEING TALKED ABOUT." "DO YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT?" "TALKED ABOUT." "DO YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT?" "NO." "DO YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT?" "NO." "OSCARWILDE." "NO." "OSCARWILDE." "EXCEPT HE DIDN'T SAY "JIMMY"." "OSCARWILDE." "EXCEPT HE DIDN'T SAY "JIMMY"." "WASN'THEAQUEER?" "EXCEPT HE DIDN'T SAY "JIMMY"." "WASN'THEAQUEER?" "YES,HEWASONE OFTHEFIRST ." "WASN'THEAQUEER?" "YES,HEWASONE OFTHEFIRST ." "SEEYOULATER." "YES,HEWASONE OFTHEFIRST ." "SEEYOULATER." "HELLO,SIR,HOWARE YOU ?" "SEEYOULATER." "HELLO,SIR,HOWARE YOU ?" "LITTLE BIT OF STRIPTEASE." "HELLO,SIR,HOWARE YOU ?" "LITTLE BIT OF STRIPTEASE." "BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS." "LITTLE BIT OF STRIPTEASE." "BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS." "Jean:" "ONE,TWO,THREE,FOUR ," "BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS." "Jean:" "ONE,TWO,THREE,FOUR , FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT." "Jean:" "ONE,TWO,THREE,FOUR , FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT." "ONE, TWO, THREE..." "FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT." "ONE, TWO, THREE..." "HOW'STHEPRETTIESTGIRL" "ONE, TWO, THREE..." "HOW'STHEPRETTIESTGIRL IN THE CLUB?" "HOW'STHEPRETTIESTGIRL IN THE CLUB?" "I DON'T MEAN YOU." "IN THE CLUB?" "I DON'T MEAN YOU." "I MEAN" " HELLO, SQUEAKY NOSE." "I DON'T MEAN YOU." "I MEAN" " HELLO, SQUEAKY NOSE." "HAVE YOU GOT A SQUEAKY NOSE" "I MEAN" " HELLO, SQUEAKY NOSE." "HAVE YOU GOT A SQUEAKY NOSE STILL?" "HAVE YOU GOT A SQUEAKY NOSE STILL?" "OH. [VOCALIZES]" "STILL?" "OH. [VOCALIZES] SEVEN,EIGHT." "OH. [VOCALIZES] SEVEN,EIGHT." "CHINS." "SEVEN,EIGHT." "CHINS." "TWO, THREE, FOUR." "CHINS." "TWO, THREE, FOUR." "Paul:" "HOW'SSHEBEEN?" "TWO, THREE, FOUR." "Paul:" "HOW'SSHEBEEN?" "SHE'SA BEAUTY," "Paul:" "HOW'SSHEBEEN?" "SHE'SA BEAUTY, JUST LIKE HER FATHER." "SHE'SA BEAUTY, JUST LIKE HER FATHER." "EXCELLENT." "JUST LIKE HER FATHER." "EXCELLENT." "FLATTERY, VERY IMPORTANT" "EXCELLENT." "FLATTERY, VERY IMPORTANT FOR A HOSTESS." "FLATTERY, VERY IMPORTANT FOR A HOSTESS." "ANDONE,TWO,THREE..." "FOR A HOSTESS." "ANDONE,TWO,THREE..." "SO,AREYOUGONNASQUEAK" "ANDONE,TWO,THREE..." "SO,AREYOUGONNASQUEAK MY NOSE?" "SO,AREYOUGONNASQUEAK MY NOSE?" "[SIGHS]WELL,THEREMIGHTBE" "MY NOSE?" "[SIGHS]WELL,THEREMIGHTBE SQUEAKING INVOLVED, I CAN'T" "[SIGHS]WELL,THEREMIGHTBE SQUEAKING INVOLVED, I CAN'T PROMISE IT'LL BE YOUR NOSE." "SQUEAKING INVOLVED, I CAN'T PROMISE IT'LL BE YOUR NOSE." "FIVE,SIX,SEVEN,EIGHT." "PROMISE IT'LL BE YOUR NOSE." "FIVE,SIX,SEVEN,EIGHT." "AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR," "FIVE,SIX,SEVEN,EIGHT." "AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX..." "AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX..." "NO,NO,NO ." "FIVE, SIX..." "NO,NO,NO ." "YEAH, YEAH." "NO,NO,NO ." "YEAH, YEAH." "NO, IT'S..." "YEAH, YEAH." "NO, IT'S..." "AH,THEREYOUARE ." "NO, IT'S..." "AH,THEREYOUARE ." "Man:" "HELLO,PAUL." "AH,THEREYOUARE ." "Man:" "HELLO,PAUL." "AREWEHAVINGAPARTY?" "Man:" "HELLO,PAUL." "AREWEHAVINGAPARTY?" "HELLO, SWEETHEART." "AREWEHAVINGAPARTY?" "HELLO, SWEETHEART." "WE'REJUST,WE 'REJUST" "HELLO, SWEETHEART." "WE'REJUST,WE 'REJUST CHATTING REALLY." "WE'REJUST,WE 'REJUST CHATTING REALLY." "OH,AREYOU?" "CHATTING REALLY." "OH,AREYOU?" "TENDING TO YOUR FLOCK, ARE YOU?" "OH,AREYOU?" "TENDING TO YOUR FLOCK, ARE YOU?" "YES,EVERYONESEEMSTO" "TENDING TO YOUR FLOCK, ARE YOU?" "YES,EVERYONESEEMSTO BE IN, UH, YOU KNOW," "YES,EVERYONESEEMSTO BE IN, UH, YOU KNOW, GOOD SPIRITUAL HEALTH." "BE IN, UH, YOU KNOW, GOOD SPIRITUAL HEALTH." "OH..." "GOOD SPIRITUAL HEALTH." "OH..." "OUTONTHETOWNGIRLS." "OH..." "OUTONTHETOWNGIRLS." "WHEREISMY COSTUME?" "OUTONTHETOWNGIRLS." "WHEREISMY COSTUME?" "Woman:" "I 'MGONNAWEARITFOR" "WHEREISMY COSTUME?" "Woman:" "I 'MGONNAWEARITFOR DAVID, I THINK." "Woman:" "I 'MGONNAWEARITFOR DAVID, I THINK." "ITHINKTHERE'SSOMETHING" "DAVID, I THINK." "ITHINKTHERE'SSOMETHING WRONG WITH MY ZIP." "ITHINKTHERE'SSOMETHING WRONG WITH MY ZIP." "IHAVEANEEDLEANDCOTTONIF" "WRONG WITH MY ZIP." "IHAVEANEEDLEANDCOTTONIF YOU NEED IT." "IHAVEANEEDLEANDCOTTONIF YOU NEED IT." "GIRLS,I WANTYOUALL ON" "YOU NEED IT." "GIRLS,I WANTYOUALL ON STAGE 10 MINUTES BEFORE CURTAIN," "GIRLS,I WANTYOUALL ON STAGE 10 MINUTES BEFORE CURTAIN, O.K.?" "STAGE 10 MINUTES BEFORE CURTAIN, O.K.?" "OH, BETSY, YOU'VE DECIDED TO" "O.K.?" "OH, BETSY, YOU'VE DECIDED TO JOIN US, HAVE YOU?" "OH, BETSY, YOU'VE DECIDED TO JOIN US, HAVE YOU?" "I'MSORRY,MRS.RAYMOND." "JOIN US, HAVE YOU?" "I'MSORRY,MRS.RAYMOND." "I MISSED MY BUS." "I'MSORRY,MRS.RAYMOND." "I MISSED MY BUS." "WELL,NEXTTIME,YOU 'REOUT ." "I MISSED MY BUS." "WELL,NEXTTIME,YOU 'REOUT ." "IT'S A PROFESSIONAL THEATRE." "WELL,NEXTTIME,YOU 'REOUT ." "IT'S A PROFESSIONAL THEATRE." "IT'S NOT A BLOODY FISH" "IT'S A PROFESSIONAL THEATRE." "IT'S NOT A BLOODY FISH AND CHIP SHOP." "IT'S NOT A BLOODY FISH AND CHIP SHOP." "YES,MRS.RAYMOND." "AND CHIP SHOP." "YES,MRS.RAYMOND." "UH,LIPSTICK'SBLEEDING." "YES,MRS.RAYMOND." "UH,LIPSTICK'SBLEEDING." "ALL RIGHT, LOTS OF SMILES." "UH,LIPSTICK'SBLEEDING." "ALL RIGHT, LOTS OF SMILES." "CONFIDENT AND ENJOY." "ALL RIGHT, LOTS OF SMILES." "CONFIDENT AND ENJOY." "Women:" "THANKYOU." "CONFIDENT AND ENJOY." "Women:" "THANKYOU." "IASKTHEGIRLS." "Women:" "THANKYOU." "IASKTHEGIRLS." "I SAY, YOU KNOW, "DON'T CALL ME" "IASKTHEGIRLS." "I SAY, YOU KNOW, "DON'T CALL ME REVEREND, CALL ME EDWYN." "I SAY, YOU KNOW, "DON'T CALL ME REVEREND, CALL ME EDWYN." "FORGET THE DOG COLLAR." "REVEREND, CALL ME EDWYN." "FORGET THE DOG COLLAR." "JUST SEE ME AS, AS A" "FORGET THE DOG COLLAR." "JUST SEE ME AS, AS A FRIENDLY FACE." "JUST SEE ME AS, AS A FRIENDLY FACE." "AND USE THAT FACE AS YOU WISH."" "FRIENDLY FACE." "AND USE THAT FACE AS YOU WISH." Women:[ GIGGLING]" "AND USE THAT FACE AS YOU WISH." Women:[ GIGGLING] YOUKNOW,YOUSHOULDN'TBEIN" "Women:[ GIGGLING] YOUKNOW,YOUSHOULDN'TBEIN  HERE UNLESS YOU'RE TOPLESS." "YOUKNOW,YOUSHOULDN'TBEIN  HERE UNLESS YOU'RE TOPLESS." "NOWYOUSAVETHATCHEEKFOR" "HERE UNLESS YOU'RE TOPLESS." "NOWYOUSAVETHATCHEEKFOR ON STAGE, YOUNG LADY." "NOWYOUSAVETHATCHEEKFOR ON STAGE, YOUNG LADY." "ADAMANDEVEWERENAKED." "ON STAGE, YOUNG LADY." "ADAMANDEVEWERENAKED." "BABY JESUS WAS NAKED FOR THE" "ADAMANDEVEWERENAKED." "BABY JESUS WAS NAKED FOR THE FIRST..." "PART OF HIS LIFE." "[NEON LIGHTS BUZZ] [CROWD CHEERS] [APPLAUSE, ¶...]" "TOTHEFUTURE." "TOTHEFUTURE." "[¶...] [¶...] TVjournalist:" "PAULRAYMOND'S REVUE BAR:" "TO SOME A MECCA," "TVjournalist:" "PAULRAYMOND'S REVUE BAR:" "TO SOME A MECCA, TO OTHERS, SODOM AND GOMORRAH." "REVUE BAR:" "TO SOME A MECCA, TO OTHERS, SODOM AND GOMORRAH." "EVER SINCE IT OPENED IN 1958," "TO OTHERS, SODOM AND GOMORRAH." "EVER SINCE IT OPENED IN 1958, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FLOCKING TO THE" "EVER SINCE IT OPENED IN 1958, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FLOCKING TO THE CLUB THAT HAS BECOME SYNONYMOUS" "PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FLOCKING TO THE CLUB THAT HAS BECOME SYNONYMOUS WITH SOHO, SEX AND" "CLUB THAT HAS BECOME SYNONYMOUS WITH SOHO, SEX AND SOPHISTICATION." "WITH SOHO, SEX AND SOPHISTICATION." "MR. RAYMOND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A" "SOPHISTICATION." "MR. RAYMOND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PIONEER, PUSHING AT THE" "MR. RAYMOND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PIONEER, PUSHING AT THE BOUNDARIES OF WHAT IS LEGAL," "PIONEER, PUSHING AT THE BOUNDARIES OF WHAT IS LEGAL, OCCASIONALLY CROSSING THE LINE." "BOUNDARIES OF WHAT IS LEGAL, OCCASIONALLY CROSSING THE LINE." "THIS HAS BROUGHT HIM" "OCCASIONALLY CROSSING THE LINE." "THIS HAS BROUGHT HIM RICH REWARDS." "THIS HAS BROUGHT HIM RICH REWARDS." "HIS CLUB TURNS OVER MORE THAN A" "RICH REWARDS." "HIS CLUB TURNS OVER MORE THAN A QUARTER OF A MILLION POUNDS" "HIS CLUB TURNS OVER MORE THAN A QUARTER OF A MILLION POUNDS A YEAR." "QUARTER OF A MILLION POUNDS A YEAR." "[APPLAUSE, ¶...]" "A YEAR." "[APPLAUSE, ¶...] BRAVO." "[APPLAUSE, ¶...] BRAVO." "TVjournalist:" "EVENASTHE" "BRAVO." "TVjournalist:" "EVENASTHE '60s STARTED TO SWING, IT SEEMED" "TVjournalist:" "EVENASTHE '60s STARTED TO SWING, IT SEEMED PEOPLE WERE WILLING TO PAY GOOD '60s STARTED TO SWING, IT SEEMED PEOPLE WERE WILLING TO PAY GOOD MONEY TO SEE A GIRL TAKE" "PEOPLE WERE WILLING TO PAY GOOD MONEY TO SEE A GIRL TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF." "MONEY TO SEE A GIRL TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF." "NOW WITH THE LORD CHAMBERLAIN" "HER CLOTHES OFF." "NOW WITH THE LORD CHAMBERLAIN ABOLISHED, PAUL RAYMOND FACES" "NOW WITH THE LORD CHAMBERLAIN ABOLISHED, PAUL RAYMOND FACES A NEW CHALLENGE AND" "ABOLISHED, PAUL RAYMOND FACES A NEW CHALLENGE AND A NEW OPPORTUNITY." "A NEW CHALLENGE AND A NEW OPPORTUNITY." "LEGITIMATE WEST END THEATRES CAN" "A NEW OPPORTUNITY." "LEGITIMATE WEST END THEATRES CAN PUT ON SHOWS WITH NAKED GIRLS." "LEGITIMATE WEST END THEATRES CAN PUT ON SHOWS WITH NAKED GIRLS." "SO MR. RAYMOND HAS PLANS TO" "PUT ON SHOWS WITH NAKED GIRLS." "SO MR. RAYMOND HAS PLANS TO TRANSFORM HIMSELF INTO A" "SO MR. RAYMOND HAS PLANS TO TRANSFORM HIMSELF INTO A THEATRE IMPRESARIO." "TRANSFORM HIMSELF INTO A THEATRE IMPRESARIO." "BUT FOR TODAY, HE HAS HIS HANDS" "THEATRE IMPRESARIO." "BUT FOR TODAY, HE HAS HIS HANDS FULL, REHEARSING A NEW DANCE" "BUT FOR TODAY, HE HAS HIS HANDS FULL, REHEARSING A NEW DANCE SHOW FOR HIS REVUE BAR." "FULL, REHEARSING A NEW DANCE SHOW FOR HIS REVUE BAR." "Paul:" "O.K.," "SHOW FOR HIS REVUE BAR." "Paul:" "O.K., HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT." "Paul:" "O.K., HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT." "WE'RE NOW GETTING NEAR TO THE" "HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT." "WE'RE NOW GETTING NEAR TO THE END OF THE ACT." "WE'RE NOW GETTING NEAR TO THE END OF THE ACT." "WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS NOW" "END OF THE ACT." "WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS NOW READJUST THE ENDING SO THAT BY" "WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS NOW READJUST THE ENDING SO THAT BY THE END, YOU'RE COMPLETELY NUDE." "READJUST THE ENDING SO THAT BY THE END, YOU'RE COMPLETELY NUDE." "[¶...]" "THE END, YOU'RE COMPLETELY NUDE." "[¶...] THAT'S GREAT." "[¶...] THAT'S GREAT." "UNDULATE." "THAT'S GREAT." "UNDULATE." "REMEMBER MORE, MORE, MORE" "UNDULATE." "REMEMBER MORE, MORE, MORE SNAKE-LIKE MOVEMENTS." "REMEMBER MORE, MORE, MORE SNAKE-LIKE MOVEMENTS." "THE FACT THAT MIDAS HAS TURNED" "SNAKE-LIKE MOVEMENTS." "THE FACT THAT MIDAS HAS TURNED YOU TO GOLD, DON'T WORRY ABOUT" "THE FACT THAT MIDAS HAS TURNED YOU TO GOLD, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE LOGIC OF THAT." "YOU TO GOLD, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE LOGIC OF THAT." "YOU'RE NOT GOLD INGOTS," "THE LOGIC OF THAT." "YOU'RE NOT GOLD INGOTS, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND THE" "YOU'RE NOT GOLD INGOTS, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND THE GOLD DOESN'T IMPEDE" "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND THE GOLD DOESN'T IMPEDE YOUR MOVEMENTS." "GOLD DOESN'T IMPEDE YOUR MOVEMENTS." "VERY FLUID." "YOUR MOVEMENTS." "VERY FLUID." "EXCELLENT." "VERY FLUID." "EXCELLENT." "GREAT." "EXCELLENT." "GREAT." "[CHAINS, COINS JINGLING]" "GREAT." "[CHAINS, COINS JINGLING] MR.RAYMOND,WHATMAKESA" "[CHAINS, COINS JINGLING] MR.RAYMOND,WHATMAKESA GOOD STRIPTEASE ARTIST?" "MR.RAYMOND,WHATMAKESA GOOD STRIPTEASE ARTIST?" "WELL,THEGIRLSARE ,INA" "GOOD STRIPTEASE ARTIST?" "WELL,THEGIRLSARE ,INA  SENSE, ACTORS AND THEY MUST" "WELL,THEGIRLSARE ,INA  SENSE, ACTORS AND THEY MUST PERSUADE THE MEN THAT THEY'RE" "SENSE, ACTORS AND THEY MUST PERSUADE THE MEN THAT THEY'RE ENJOYING THE EXPERIENCE." "PERSUADE THE MEN THAT THEY'RE ENJOYING THE EXPERIENCE." "UH, SO IT'S A PERFORMANCE AND" "ENJOYING THE EXPERIENCE." "UH, SO IT'S A PERFORMANCE AND THEY MUST BE CONVINCING." "UH, SO IT'S A PERFORMANCE AND THEY MUST BE CONVINCING." "ANDHOWDIDYOUR" "THEY MUST BE CONVINCING." "ANDHOWDIDYOUR CAREER BEGIN?" "ANDHOWDIDYOUR CAREER BEGIN?" "WELL,I 'MANENTERTAINER" "CAREER BEGIN?" "WELL,I 'MANENTERTAINER FIRST AND FOREMOST." "WELL,I 'MANENTERTAINER FIRST AND FOREMOST." "I STARTED OUT WITH A" "FIRST AND FOREMOST." "I STARTED OUT WITH A MIND-READING ACT, UM, AND I SOON" "I STARTED OUT WITH A MIND-READING ACT, UM, AND I SOON REALIZED THAT, UH, PEOPLE LIKED" "MIND-READING ACT, UM, AND I SOON REALIZED THAT, UH, PEOPLE LIKED TO LOOK AT ATTRACTIVE GIRLS AND" "REALIZED THAT, UH, PEOPLE LIKED TO LOOK AT ATTRACTIVE GIRLS AND THEY LIKED IT EVEN MORE IF THE" "TO LOOK AT ATTRACTIVE GIRLS AND THEY LIKED IT EVEN MORE IF THE GIRLS HAD NO CLOTHES ON." "THEY LIKED IT EVEN MORE IF THE GIRLS HAD NO CLOTHES ON." "UH, SO IN THAT SENSE, IN THAT" "GIRLS HAD NO CLOTHES ON." "UH, SO IN THAT SENSE, IN THAT SENSE ALONE, I COULD READ" "UH, SO IN THAT SENSE, IN THAT SENSE ALONE, I COULD READ PEOPLE'S MINDS." "SENSE ALONE, I COULD READ PEOPLE'S MINDS." "TVjournalist:" "IN LEAFY" "PEOPLE'S MINDS." "TVjournalist:" "IN LEAFY S.W.19, NOT FAR FROM THE" "TVjournalist:" "IN LEAFY S.W.19, NOT FAR FROM THE WORLD-FAMOUS GRASS COURTS OF" "S.W.19, NOT FAR FROM THE WORLD-FAMOUS GRASS COURTS OF WIMBLEDON TENNIS CLUB, HE AND" "WORLD-FAMOUS GRASS COURTS OF WIMBLEDON TENNIS CLUB, HE AND HIS YOUNG FAMILY LIVE AMONG THE" "WIMBLEDON TENNIS CLUB, HE AND HIS YOUNG FAMILY LIVE AMONG THE COMPANY DIRECTORS, CITY BANKERS" "HIS YOUNG FAMILY LIVE AMONG THE COMPANY DIRECTORS, CITY BANKERS AND LAWYERS." "COMPANY DIRECTORS, CITY BANKERS AND LAWYERS." "HIS SON AND DAUGHTER GO TO" "AND LAWYERS." "HIS SON AND DAUGHTER GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND ENJOY THE" "HIS SON AND DAUGHTER GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND ENJOY THE RIGHT SPORTS." "PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND ENJOY THE RIGHT SPORTS." "NOTBADFORABOYFROM" "RIGHT SPORTS." "NOTBADFORABOYFROM LIVERPOOL WHO ARRIVED WITH FIVE" "NOTBADFORABOYFROM LIVERPOOL WHO ARRIVED WITH FIVE BOB IN HIS POCKET." "Jean:" "GOODTRY,DARLING." "YES,TRYANDHIT IT, THOUGH, HOWARD, TRY AND HIT IT WITH" "YES,TRYANDHIT IT, THOUGH, HOWARD, TRY AND HIT IT WITH THE BAT." "HOWARD, TRY AND HIT IT WITH THE BAT." "O.K., AGAIN, ONE MORE TIME." "THE BAT." "O.K., AGAIN, ONE MORE TIME." "THANKS." "O.K., AGAIN, ONE MORE TIME." "THANKS." "AGAIN." "THANKS." "AGAIN." "Jean:" "ALLRIGHT,COMEON," "AGAIN." "Jean:" "ALLRIGHT,COMEON, HOWARD, KEEP YOUR EYE ON" "Jean:" "ALLRIGHT,COMEON, HOWARD, KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL." "HOWARD, KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL." "YES,OUT!" "THE BALL." "YES,OUT!" "OUT!" "YES,OUT!" "OUT!" "TVjournalist:" "ALLTHIS" "OUT!" "TVjournalist:" "ALLTHIS IS THE MEASURE OF" "TVjournalist:" "ALLTHIS IS THE MEASURE OF RAYMOND'S SUCCESS." "IS THE MEASURE OF RAYMOND'S SUCCESS." "FAR FROM THE GREY CLASS" "RAYMOND'S SUCCESS." "FAR FROM THE GREY CLASS CERTAINTIES OF MOSSLEY HILL," "FAR FROM THE GREY CLASS CERTAINTIES OF MOSSLEY HILL, LIVERPOOL, WHERE HE WAS BORN." "CERTAINTIES OF MOSSLEY HILL, LIVERPOOL, WHERE HE WAS BORN." "Paul:" "MYFATHERLEFTHOME" "LIVERPOOL, WHERE HE WAS BORN." "Paul:" "MYFATHERLEFTHOME  WHEN I WAS JUST A BABY." "Paul:" "MYFATHERLEFTHOME  WHEN I WAS JUST A BABY." "SO I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A HOUSE" "WHEN I WAS JUST A BABY." "SO I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF WOMEN, SO I'M VERY" "SO I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF WOMEN, SO I'M VERY COMFORTABLE AROUND THEM." "FULL OF WOMEN, SO I'M VERY COMFORTABLE AROUND THEM." "WE MOVED TO GLOSSOP WHEN I WAS A" "COMFORTABLE AROUND THEM." "WE MOVED TO GLOSSOP WHEN I WAS A CHILD, WHERE I WAS EDUCATED BY" "WE MOVED TO GLOSSOP WHEN I WAS A CHILD, WHERE I WAS EDUCATED BY THE SISTERS OF NOTRE DAME." "CHILD, WHERE I WAS EDUCATED BY THE SISTERS OF NOTRE DAME." "WHATWOULDTHENUNSTHINKOF" "THE SISTERS OF NOTRE DAME." "WHATWOULDTHENUNSTHINKOF WHAT YOU DO NOW?" "WHATWOULDTHENUNSTHINKOF WHAT YOU DO NOW?" "ITHINKTHEYWOULDBE" "WHAT YOU DO NOW?" "ITHINKTHEYWOULDBE FORGIVING." "ITHINKTHEYWOULDBE FORGIVING." "I THINK, YOU KNOW, I MEAN I'M" "FORGIVING." "I THINK, YOU KNOW, I MEAN I'M VERY STRICT." "I THINK, YOU KNOW, I MEAN I'M VERY STRICT." "I WOULD NEVER ALLOW ANYTHING" "VERY STRICT." "I WOULD NEVER ALLOW ANYTHING BLASPHEMOUS IN ANY OF MY SHOWS." "I WOULD NEVER ALLOW ANYTHING BLASPHEMOUS IN ANY OF MY SHOWS." "NO, NEVER." "BLASPHEMOUS IN ANY OF MY SHOWS." "NO, NEVER." "I WOULDN'T HAVE SOME, ONE OF THE" "NO, NEVER." "I WOULDN'T HAVE SOME, ONE OF THE DANCERS, YOU KNOW, DRESSED AS" "I WOULDN'T HAVE SOME, ONE OF THE DANCERS, YOU KNOW, DRESSED AS A NUN." "DANCERS, YOU KNOW, DRESSED AS A NUN." "YOU KNOW, WITH SUSPENDERS UNDER" "A NUN." "YOU KNOW, WITH SUSPENDERS UNDER HER HABIT, YOU KNOW." "YOU KNOW, WITH SUSPENDERS UNDER HER HABIT, YOU KNOW." "YOU KNOW, PULLING THE ROPE OFF A" "HER HABIT, YOU KNOW." "YOU KNOW, PULLING THE ROPE OFF A FRANCISCAN MONK AND, YOU KNOW," "YOU KNOW, PULLING THE ROPE OFF A FRANCISCAN MONK AND, YOU KNOW, HAVING HIM RAVAGE HER OR" "FRANCISCAN MONK AND, YOU KNOW, HAVING HIM RAVAGE HER OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, IN THAT" "HAVING HIM RAVAGE HER OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, IN THAT CONFESSIONAL BOX." "SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, IN THAT CONFESSIONAL BOX." "I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE" "CONFESSIONAL BOX." "I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT BECAUSE I WOULD FIND" "I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT BECAUSE I WOULD FIND THAT OFFENSIVE." "THAT BECAUSE I WOULD FIND THAT OFFENSIVE." "DOYOUKEEPINTOUCHWITH" "THAT OFFENSIVE." "DOYOUKEEPINTOUCHWITH YOUR FATHER?" "DOYOUKEEPINTOUCHWITH YOUR FATHER?" "UH,NO,HE DISAPPEARED" "YOUR FATHER?" "UH,NO,HE DISAPPEARED COMPLETELY." "UH,NO,HE DISAPPEARED COMPLETELY." "[¶...]" "COMPLETELY." "[¶...] WOULDYOUSAYEVERYTHINGYOU" "[¶...] WOULDYOUSAYEVERYTHINGYOU TOUCH TURNS TO GOLD?" "WOULDYOUSAYEVERYTHINGYOU TOUCH TURNS TO GOLD?" "NOT,NOTEVERYTHING,UH," "TOUCH TURNS TO GOLD?" "NOT,NOTEVERYTHING,UH,  BUT ENOUGH." "NOT,NOTEVERYTHING,UH,  BUT ENOUGH." "[CHAINS JINGLE]" "BUT ENOUGH." "[CHAINS JINGLE] MR.RAYMOND,THANKYOU" "[CHAINS JINGLE] MR.RAYMOND,THANKYOU  VERY MUCH, CHEERS." "MR.RAYMOND,THANKYOU  VERY MUCH, CHEERS." "YOU'REMORETHANWELCOME." "VERY MUCH, CHEERS." "YOU'REMORETHANWELCOME." "THANK YOU." "YOU'REMORETHANWELCOME." "THANK YOU." "WHATTIMEDO YOU" "THANK YOU." "WHATTIMEDO YOU FINISH TONIGHT?" "WHATTIMEDO YOU FINISH TONIGHT?" "ITHINKABOUTFIVE." "FINISH TONIGHT?" "ITHINKABOUTFIVE." "Paul:" "YOU'REASWEETHEART." "ITHINKABOUTFIVE." "Paul:" "YOU'REASWEETHEART." "ITHINKAN HOURWITHMEWILL" "Paul:" "YOU'REASWEETHEART." "ITHINKAN HOURWITHMEWILL SORT YOU RIGHT OUT." "ITHINKAN HOURWITHMEWILL SORT YOU RIGHT OUT." "Women:[ LAUGH]" "SORT YOU RIGHT OUT." "Women:[ LAUGH] IMAYWELLTAKEYOUUP" "Women:[ LAUGH] IMAYWELLTAKEYOUUP ON THAT." "IMAYWELLTAKEYOUUP ON THAT." "Women:[ LAUGH]" "ON THAT." "Women:[ LAUGH] [¶...] [¶...]" "HELLO." "IWASTRYINGNOT TOWAKE YOU." "WHATTIMEIS IT ?" "IWASTRYINGNOT TOWAKE YOU." "WHATTIMEIS IT ?" "[SIGHS]UH,LATE." "WHATTIMEIS IT ?" "[SIGHS]UH,LATE." "WELL, EARLY." "[SIGHS]UH,LATE." "WELL, EARLY." "WASSHENICE?" "WELL, EARLY." "WASSHENICE?" "UH,A GIRL,JUSTAGIRL ." "WASSHENICE?" "UH,A GIRL,JUSTAGIRL ." "MMM." "UH,A GIRL,JUSTAGIRL ." "MMM." "WHAT'S THAT?" "MMM." "WHAT'S THAT?" "WHAT?" "WHAT'S THAT?" "WHAT?" "OH, SHIT." "WHAT?" "OH, SHIT." "IT'S GOLD PAINT." "OH, SHIT." "IT'S GOLD PAINT." "ONE OF THE GIRLS IN THE MIDAS" "IT'S GOLD PAINT." "ONE OF THE GIRLS IN THE MIDAS THING, YOU KNOW." "ONE OF THE GIRLS IN THE MIDAS THING, YOU KNOW." "MAKES A CHANGE FROM LIPSTICK." "THING, YOU KNOW." "MAKES A CHANGE FROM LIPSTICK." "YOU WOULDN'T WANT A HUSBAND WHO" "MAKES A CHANGE FROM LIPSTICK." "YOU WOULDN'T WANT A HUSBAND WHO WAS SURROUNDED BY ALL THESE" "YOU WOULDN'T WANT A HUSBAND WHO WAS SURROUNDED BY ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL, NAKED GIRLS AND HAVE" "WAS SURROUNDED BY ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL, NAKED GIRLS AND HAVE NO LIBIDO, WOULD YOU?" "BEAUTIFUL, NAKED GIRLS AND HAVE NO LIBIDO, WOULD YOU?" "OH,I DON'TKNOW." "NO LIBIDO, WOULD YOU?" "OH,I DON'TKNOW." "YOUCOULDHAVEABOY" "OH,I DON'TKNOW." "YOUCOULDHAVEABOY IF YOU WANT." "HMM?" "YOUCOULDHAVEABOY IF YOU WANT." "HMM?" "BIGSTRONGBOY." "IF YOU WANT." "HMM?" "BIGSTRONGBOY." "WOULDYOUBE THERE?" "BIGSTRONGBOY." "WOULDYOUBE THERE?" "YES,OFCOURSE." "WOULDYOUBE THERE?" "YES,OFCOURSE." "ANDWOULDYOUMAKELOVE TO" "YES,OFCOURSE." "ANDWOULDYOUMAKELOVE TO HIM, TOO?" "ANDWOULDYOUMAKELOVE TO HIM, TOO?" "NO,OFCOURSENOT ." "HIM, TOO?" "NO,OFCOURSENOT ." "[BOTH CHUCKLE]" "NO,OFCOURSENOT ." "[BOTH CHUCKLE] ANDWHEREWOULDTHIS" "[BOTH CHUCKLE] ANDWHEREWOULDTHIS BE HAPPENING?" "ANDWHEREWOULDTHIS BE HAPPENING?" "RIGHTHERE." "BE HAPPENING?" "RIGHTHERE." "IN OUR BEDROOM." "RIGHTHERE." "IN OUR BEDROOM." "ANDWHATWOULDYOU BEDOING?" "IN OUR BEDROOM." "ANDWHATWOULDYOU BEDOING?" "I'DBEOVERTHEREIN" "ANDWHATWOULDYOU BEDOING?" "I'DBEOVERTHEREIN THE CHAIR." "I'DBEOVERTHEREIN THE CHAIR." "TIED UP." "THE CHAIR." "TIED UP." "HOWWOULDIT ALLGET STARTED?" "TIED UP." "HOWWOULDIT ALLGET STARTED?" "WELL,THEDOORBELL" "HOWWOULDIT ALLGET STARTED?" "WELL,THEDOORBELL WOULD RING." "WELL,THEDOORBELL WOULD RING." "WOULDYOUANSWERIT?" "WOULD RING." "WOULDYOUANSWERIT?" "WELL,OFCOURSEICAN'T," "WOULDYOUANSWERIT?" "WELL,OFCOURSEICAN'T, I'M FUCKING TIED UP, AREN'T I?" "WELL,OFCOURSEICAN'T, I'M FUCKING TIED UP, AREN'T I?" "I'M NOT HOUDINI." "I'M FUCKING TIED UP, AREN'T I?" "I'M NOT HOUDINI." "[LAUGHS]" "I'M NOT HOUDINI." "[LAUGHS] [¶...]" "[LAUGHS] [¶...] Auctioneer:30WITHYOU ,SIR ." "[¶...] Auctioneer:30WITHYOU ,SIR ." "40." "Auctioneer:30WITHYOU ,SIR ." "40." "45, SIR." "40." "45, SIR." "WITH YOU, AT 45." "45, SIR." "WITH YOU, AT 45." "I AM LOOKING FOR 50,000 POUNDS." "WITH YOU, AT 45." "I AM LOOKING FOR 50,000 POUNDS." "50 AT THE BACK." "I AM LOOKING FOR 50,000 POUNDS." "50 AT THE BACK." "DEBBIE,THISIS CARL, 50 AT THE BACK." "DEBBIE,THISIS CARL, MY LAWYER." "DEBBIE,THISIS CARL, MY LAWYER." "HELLO,DEBBIE." "MY LAWYER." "HELLO,DEBBIE." "MORNING." "HELLO,DEBBIE." "MORNING." "60,000POUNDS." "MORNING." "60,000POUNDS." "I HAVE 60, I'M LOOKING FOR 65." "60,000POUNDS." "I HAVE 60, I'M LOOKING FOR 65." "DO I SEE" " THANK YOU." "I HAVE 60, I'M LOOKING FOR 65." "DO I SEE" " THANK YOU." "65." "DO I SEE" " THANK YOU." "65." "70 WITH YOU, SIR." "65." "70 WITH YOU, SIR." "75." "70 WITH YOU, SIR." "75." "150.[ CROWDGASPS] 75." "150.[ CROWDGASPS] Auctioneer:" "NOFURTHER 150.[ CROWDGASPS] Auctioneer:" "NOFURTHER BIDDING." "Auctioneer:" "NOFURTHER BIDDING." "[SMACK] SOLD TO YOU, SIR," "BIDDING." "[SMACK] SOLD TO YOU, SIR, FOR 150,000 POUNDS." "[SMACK] SOLD TO YOU, SIR, FOR 150,000 POUNDS." "[¶...]" "FOR 150,000 POUNDS." "[¶...] Debbie:" "ANDTHATONE ?" "[¶...] Debbie:" "ANDTHATONE ?" "NO." "Debbie:" "ANDTHATONE ?" "NO." "15?" "NO ." "NO." "15?" "NO ." "WHATABOUT78 ?" "NOT 78." "15?" "NO ." "WHATABOUT78 ?" "NOT 78." "76?" "76 IS MINE." "WHATABOUT78 ?" "NOT 78." "76?" "76 IS MINE." "I OWN 34." "76?" "76 IS MINE." "I OWN 34." "WHATABOUTTHENEXTONE?" "I OWN 34." "WHATABOUTTHENEXTONE?" "NOPE." "WHATABOUTTHENEXTONE?" "NOPE." "ISTHISYOURS?" "NOPE." "ISTHISYOURS?" "THAT'SMINE,YES." "ISTHISYOURS?" "THAT'SMINE,YES." "SAY "MINE", I MEAN "OURS"," "THAT'SMINE,YES." "SAY "MINE", I MEAN "OURS", OF COURSE." "SAY "MINE", I MEAN "OURS", OF COURSE." "OFCOURSE." "OF COURSE." "OFCOURSE." "IOWNTHISONE HERE." "OFCOURSE." "IOWNTHISONE HERE." "WHY?" "IOWNTHISONE HERE." "WHY?" "IT'S HORRIBLE." "WHY?" "IT'S HORRIBLE." "SOMEOFTHESTREETS,SOME OF" "IT'S HORRIBLE." "SOMEOFTHESTREETS,SOME OF THEM ARE A LITTLE BIT SCRUFFY." "SOMEOFTHESTREETS,SOME OF THEM ARE A LITTLE BIT SCRUFFY." "SOWHYDO YOUBUY SOMANY" "THEM ARE A LITTLE BIT SCRUFFY." "SOWHYDO YOUBUY SOMANY  BUILDINGS?" "SOWHYDO YOUBUY SOMANY  BUILDINGS?" "BECAUSE,UH,ONEDAY ," "BUILDINGS?" "BECAUSE,UH,ONEDAY , YOU WILL OWN THE COMPANY AND" "BECAUSE,UH,ONEDAY , YOU WILL OWN THE COMPANY AND NOTHING CONFERS MORE" "YOU WILL OWN THE COMPANY AND NOTHING CONFERS MORE RESPECTABILITY ON SOMEONE" "NOTHING CONFERS MORE RESPECTABILITY ON SOMEONE THAN PROPERTY." "RESPECTABILITY ON SOMEONE THAN PROPERTY." "DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF CAKE FROM" "THAN PROPERTY." "DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF CAKE FROM THAT SHOP THERE?" "DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF CAKE FROM THAT SHOP THERE?" "YES." "THAT SHOP THERE?" "YES." "OBVIOUSLY." "YES." "OBVIOUSLY." "ITOLDYOUICOULDREAD" "OBVIOUSLY." "ITOLDYOUICOULDREAD PEOPLE'S MINDS, DIDN'T I, EH?" "ITOLDYOUICOULDREAD PEOPLE'S MINDS, DIDN'T I, EH?" "CANI HAVETHEBERRY" "PEOPLE'S MINDS, DIDN'T I, EH?" "CANI HAVETHEBERRY CHEESECAKE, THE STRAWBERRY" "CANI HAVETHEBERRY CHEESECAKE, THE STRAWBERRY MOUNTAIN, THE CAKE WITH THE" "CHEESECAKE, THE STRAWBERRY MOUNTAIN, THE CAKE WITH THE ALMONDS ON THE SIDE AND THE" "MOUNTAIN, THE CAKE WITH THE ALMONDS ON THE SIDE AND THE MARZIPAN FIGS." "ALMONDS ON THE SIDE AND THE MARZIPAN FIGS." "[SIGHS]DEBBIE..." "MMM !" "MARZIPAN FIGS." "[SIGHS]DEBBIE..." "MMM !" "YOU'RENOTSUPPOSED" "[SIGHS]DEBBIE..." "MMM !" "YOU'RENOTSUPPOSED TO EAT THEM ALL." "YOU'RENOTSUPPOSED TO EAT THEM ALL." "THEY'RE TO SHARE WITH THE OTHER" "TO EAT THEM ALL." "THEY'RE TO SHARE WITH THE OTHER GIRLS, TO HELP YOU MAKE FRIENDS." "THEY'RE TO SHARE WITH THE OTHER GIRLS, TO HELP YOU MAKE FRIENDS." "Woman:" "NOWWE MUSTINSIST" "GIRLS, TO HELP YOU MAKE FRIENDS." "Woman:" "NOWWE MUSTINSIST THAT YOU DON'T COME INSIDE TO" "Woman:" "NOWWE MUSTINSIST THAT YOU DON'T COME INSIDE TO THE DORMITORY, IT'S A RULE THAT" "THAT YOU DON'T COME INSIDE TO THE DORMITORY, IT'S A RULE THAT WE HAVE HERE. [BELL TOLLS...]" "THE DORMITORY, IT'S A RULE THAT WE HAVE HERE. [BELL TOLLS...] IT CAN BE VERY UPSETTING" "WE HAVE HERE. [BELL TOLLS...] IT CAN BE VERY UPSETTING FOR THE CHILDREN." "RIGHT." "IT CAN BE VERY UPSETTING FOR THE CHILDREN." "RIGHT." "BUTTHEYDO GETOVERITAFTER" "FOR THE CHILDREN." "RIGHT." "BUTTHEYDO GETOVERITAFTER  A WEEK OR SO." "RIGHT." "BUTTHEYDO GETOVERITAFTER  A WEEK OR SO." "RIGHT." "[TOLLING BELL FADES]" "A WEEK OR SO." "RIGHT." "[TOLLING BELL FADES] [INTRO TO "SUNSHINE SUPERMAN"" "[TOLLING BELL FADES] [INTRO TO "SUNSHINE SUPERMAN" PLAYS...]" "[INTRO TO "SUNSHINE SUPERMAN" PLAYS...] [¶...]" "PLAYS...] [¶...] SORRY." "[¶...] SORRY." "THAT'SO.K." "SORRY." "THAT'SO.K. [¶...]" "THAT'SO.K. [¶...] HELLO,I 'MHEREFORTHE" "[¶...] HELLO,I 'MHEREFORTHE  AUDITION." "HELLO,I 'MHEREFORTHE  AUDITION." "TOOLATE,I'MAFRAID." "AUDITION." "TOOLATE,I'MAFRAID." "AREYOUSUREYOU CAN 'TJUST" "TOOLATE,I'MAFRAID." "AREYOUSUREYOU CAN 'TJUST SQUEEZE ONE MORE IN?" "AREYOUSUREYOU CAN 'TJUST SQUEEZE ONE MORE IN?" "HOLDONONEMOMENT." "SQUEEZE ONE MORE IN?" "HOLDONONEMOMENT." "Man:¶ ..." "MYWINDOWTODAY" "HOLDONONEMOMENT." "Man:¶ ..." "MYWINDOWTODAY MR.RAYMOND?" "Man:¶ ..." "MYWINDOWTODAY MR.RAYMOND?" "MMM?" "MR.RAYMOND?" "MMM?" "I'MHEREFORTHE AUDITIONS." "MMM?" "I'MHEREFORTHE AUDITIONS." "YOU'RELATE." "I'MHEREFORTHE AUDITIONS." "YOU'RELATE." "YES,NO." "YOU'RELATE." "YES,NO." "YES, I AM LATE, BUT I TOLD" "YES,NO." "YES, I AM LATE, BUT I TOLD MYSELF THAT I WASN'T GOING TO" "YES, I AM LATE, BUT I TOLD MYSELF THAT I WASN'T GOING TO COME IN UNLESS THERE WAS A FREE" "MYSELF THAT I WASN'T GOING TO COME IN UNLESS THERE WAS A FREE PARKING METER, WHICH USUALLY" "COME IN UNLESS THERE WAS A FREE PARKING METER, WHICH USUALLY THERE NEVER IS, BUT AT THE LAST" "PARKING METER, WHICH USUALLY THERE NEVER IS, BUT AT THE LAST SECOND, A RED CORTINA PULLED" "THERE NEVER IS, BUT AT THE LAST SECOND, A RED CORTINA PULLED OUT, SO HERE I AM." "SECOND, A RED CORTINA PULLED OUT, SO HERE I AM." "LUCK, HOPEFULLY, OR DESTINY." "OUT, SO HERE I AM." "LUCK, HOPEFULLY, OR DESTINY." "UH,WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "LUCK, HOPEFULLY, OR DESTINY." "UH,WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "I'MAMBER." "UH,WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "I'MAMBER." "WELL, MY REAL NAME IS JULIA," "I'MAMBER." "WELL, MY REAL NAME IS JULIA, BUT I CALL MYSELF AMBER." "WELL, MY REAL NAME IS JULIA, BUT I CALL MYSELF AMBER." "ISEE." "BUT I CALL MYSELF AMBER." "ISEE." "YES, WELL, MY NAME IS NOT" "ISEE." "YES, WELL, MY NAME IS NOT REALLY PAUL RAYMOND." "YES, WELL, MY NAME IS NOT REALLY PAUL RAYMOND." "MY REAL NAME'S ACTUALLY" "REALLY PAUL RAYMOND." "MY REAL NAME'S ACTUALLY GEOFFREY QUINN." "OH." "...GOSH." "IT'S REALLY..." "IT'S QUITE GRAND, ISN'T IT?" "IT'S REALLY..." "IT'S QUITE GRAND, ISN'T IT?" "WELL,INYOUROWN TIME," "IT'S QUITE GRAND, ISN'T IT?" "WELL,INYOUROWN TIME, IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE OFF" "WELL,INYOUROWN TIME, IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE OFF YOUR ROBE." "IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE OFF YOUR ROBE." "OFCOURSE." "YOUR ROBE." "OFCOURSE." "EXCELLENT." "OFCOURSE." "EXCELLENT." "UM, TURN 'ROUND, PLEASE." "EXCELLENT." "UM, TURN 'ROUND, PLEASE." "EXQUISITE." "UM, TURN 'ROUND, PLEASE." "EXQUISITE." "[GIGGLES]" "EXQUISITE." "[GIGGLES] IFYOUWANTTOHOPINTO" "[GIGGLES] IFYOUWANTTOHOPINTO THE POOL." "IFYOUWANTTOHOPINTO THE POOL." "YES." "THE POOL." "YES." "IFYOU'LLFIT." "YES." "IFYOU'LLFIT." "THINK YOU'RE ALMOST AS TALL AS" "IFYOU'LLFIT." "THINK YOU'RE ALMOST AS TALL AS THE POOL IS LONG." "THINK YOU'RE ALMOST AS TALL AS THE POOL IS LONG." "[CHUCKLES]YES." "THE POOL IS LONG." "[CHUCKLES]YES." "BREAST STROKE?" "[CHUCKLES]YES." "BREAST STROKE?" "OFCOURSE." "BREAST STROKE?" "OFCOURSE." "[WATER SPLASHES]" "OFCOURSE." "[WATER SPLASHES] Amber:" "HOWCOULDANY MAN BE" "[WATER SPLASHES] Amber:" "HOWCOULDANY MAN BE SUCH A CAD, SUCH A HYPOCRITE AS" "Amber:" "HOWCOULDANY MAN BE SUCH A CAD, SUCH A HYPOCRITE AS TO MAKE LOVE TO ME WHILST" "SUCH A CAD, SUCH A HYPOCRITE AS TO MAKE LOVE TO ME WHILST HE HAD A WIFE?" "TO MAKE LOVE TO ME WHILST HE HAD A WIFE?" "OH,ANYMANWHO WOULDDO" "HE HAD A WIFE?" "OH,ANYMANWHO WOULDDO THAT... [QUIET LAUGHTER]" "OH,ANYMANWHO WOULDDO THAT... [QUIET LAUGHTER] ITHOUGHTYOUWERELIKE" "THAT... [QUIET LAUGHTER] ITHOUGHTYOUWERELIKE  OTHER MEN..." "ITHOUGHTYOUWERELIKE  OTHER MEN..." "Woman:" "QUICKLY." "OTHER MEN..." "Woman:" "QUICKLY." "[CHEERING, WHOOPING, APPLAUSE]" "Woman:" "QUICKLY." "[CHEERING, WHOOPING, APPLAUSE] LEONARD!" "LEONARD!" "[CHEERING, WHOOPING, APPLAUSE] LEONARD!" "LEONARD!" "WHOARETHOSEWOMEN?" "LEONARD!" "LEONARD!" "WHOARETHOSEWOMEN?" "OH,THEY'REOURNEIGHBORS." "WHOARETHOSEWOMEN?" "OH,THEY'REOURNEIGHBORS." "WE LET THEM USE THE SWIMMING" "OH,THEY'REOURNEIGHBORS." "WE LET THEM USE THE SWIMMING POOL" " THEY'RE VERY LIBERATED." "WE LET THEM USE THE SWIMMING POOL" " THEY'RE VERY LIBERATED." "HMM,LIBERATED" "POOL" " THEY'RE VERY LIBERATED." "HMM,LIBERATED FROM THEIR CLOTHES." "HMM,LIBERATED FROM THEIR CLOTHES." "LEONARD,I NEEDAHUGEFAVOR." "FROM THEIR CLOTHES." "LEONARD,I NEEDAHUGEFAVOR." "YONEEDA PLACETO HIDE" "LEONARD,I NEEDAHUGEFAVOR." "YONEEDA PLACETO HIDE FROM THIS NASTY STORY" "YONEEDA PLACETO HIDE FROM THIS NASTY STORY THAT'S GOING AROUND ABOUT YOU." "FROM THIS NASTY STORY THAT'S GOING AROUND ABOUT YOU." "Actress:" "WELL,IT 'SCLEARTO" "THAT'S GOING AROUND ABOUT YOU." "Actress:" "WELL,IT 'SCLEARTO ME, GEORGE" " YOU'VE MADE A FOOL" "Actress:" "WELL,IT 'SCLEARTO ME, GEORGE" " YOU'VE MADE A FOOL OUT OF ME, AND I'M LEAVING YOU." "ME, GEORGE" " YOU'VE MADE A FOOL OUT OF ME, AND I'M LEAVING YOU." "Actress2 :" "ANDI'MLEAVING" "OUT OF ME, AND I'M LEAVING YOU." "Actress2 :" "ANDI'MLEAVING YOU!" "George:" "OH, NO," "Actress2 :" "ANDI'MLEAVING YOU!" "George:" "OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT" " I'M LEAVING YOU." "YOU!" "George:" "OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT" " I'M LEAVING YOU." "Leonard:" "ANDI'MLEAVINGYOU," "YOU'RE NOT" " I'M LEAVING YOU." "Leonard:" "ANDI'MLEAVINGYOU,  YVONNE, AFTER ALL." "Leonard:" "ANDI'MLEAVINGYOU,  YVONNE, AFTER ALL." "IN MY HOUSE WITH MY BEST FRIEND!" "YVONNE, AFTER ALL." "IN MY HOUSE WITH MY BEST FRIEND!" "[DIALOGUE FADES UNDER" "IN MY HOUSE WITH MY BEST FRIEND!" "[DIALOGUE FADES UNDER SLOW, ROMANTIC MUSIC]" "[DIALOGUE FADES UNDER SLOW, ROMANTIC MUSIC] [DIALOGUE CONCLUDES]" "SLOW, ROMANTIC MUSIC] [DIALOGUE CONCLUDES] [CHEERING, WHISTLING, APPLAUSE]" "[DIALOGUE CONCLUDES] [CHEERING, WHISTLING, APPLAUSE] [TRAFFIC PASSING]" "[HORN HONKS] [MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE CLUB] Jean:" "RUSTY!" "[MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE CLUB] Jean:" "RUSTY!" "YOU FANCY A DRINK?" "Jean:" "RUSTY!" "YOU FANCY A DRINK?" "Paul:" "HELLO." "YOU FANCY A DRINK?" "Paul:" "HELLO." "HELLO,PAUL" "YOUWELL?" "Paul:" "HELLO." "HELLO,PAUL" "YOUWELL?" "YEAH" "YOUWANNAJOINUSFOR" "HELLO,PAUL" "YOUWELL?" "YEAH" "YOUWANNAJOINUSFOR A DRINK?" "OH, YEAH, COME ON," "YEAH" "YOUWANNAJOINUSFOR A DRINK?" "OH, YEAH, COME ON, DAVE CAN LOOK AFTER HERE" " IT'S" "A DRINK?" "OH, YEAH, COME ON, DAVE CAN LOOK AFTER HERE" " IT'S DEAD TONIGHT ANYWAY." "YEAH?" "DAVE CAN LOOK AFTER HERE" " IT'S DEAD TONIGHT ANYWAY." "YEAH?" "[ORGAN LEADS SULTRY RB TUNE]" "DEAD TONIGHT ANYWAY." "YEAH?" "[ORGAN LEADS SULTRY RB TUNE] Paul:" "LADIES." "[ORGAN LEADS SULTRY RB TUNE] Paul:" "LADIES." "Jimmy:" "YEAH,THANKS,DARLING." "Paul:" "LADIES." "Jimmy:" "YEAH,THANKS,DARLING." "OH, LOOK AT THIS." "Jimmy:" "YEAH,THANKS,DARLING." "OH, LOOK AT THIS." "Jean:" "THANKYOU." "OH, LOOK AT THIS." "Jean:" "THANKYOU." "WHEREDIDYOUFINDTHIS LOT?" "Jean:" "THANKYOU." "WHEREDIDYOUFINDTHIS LOT?" "VIENNA" "VIENNA,YES." "WHEREDIDYOUFINDTHIS LOT?" "VIENNA" "VIENNA,YES." "MUSTHAVECOSTYOU AFEWBOB." "VIENNA" "VIENNA,YES." "MUSTHAVECOSTYOU AFEWBOB." "NO,NO,JUST,UH," "MUSTHAVECOSTYOU AFEWBOB." "NO,NO,JUST,UH,  SHIPPING AND PACKING." "NO,NO,JUST,UH,  SHIPPING AND PACKING." "AND THAT'S JUST THE WOMEN." "SHIPPING AND PACKING." "AND THAT'S JUST THE WOMEN." "Rusty:" "OH,I'DLIKEABIG" "AND THAT'S JUST THE WOMEN." "Rusty:" "OH,I'DLIKEABIG  SNAKE LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU," "Rusty:" "OH,I'DLIKEABIG  SNAKE LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU, JEAN?" "YEAH, I BET YOU DO." "SNAKE LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU, JEAN?" "YEAH, I BET YOU DO." "HERE'STHEPAPERS," "JEAN?" "YEAH, I BET YOU DO." "HERE'STHEPAPERS, MR. RAYMOND." "HERE'STHEPAPERS, MR. RAYMOND." "RIGHT,HEREWE GO ." "MR. RAYMOND." "RIGHT,HEREWE GO ." ""HOOT OR MISS?" "RIGHT,HEREWE GO ." ""HOOT OR MISS?" "PYJAMA TOPS IS THE WORST-ACTED" ""HOOT OR MISS?" "PYJAMA TOPS IS THE WORST-ACTED FARCE I HAVE EVER SEEN ON ANY" "PYJAMA TOPS IS THE WORST-ACTED FARCE I HAVE EVER SEEN ON ANY STAGE IN THE LAST 25 YEARS."" "FARCE I HAVE EVER SEEN ON ANY STAGE IN THE LAST 25 YEARS." OOH." "Jean:" "THAT'SRUBBISH!" "STAGE IN THE LAST 25 YEARS." OOH." "Jean:" "THAT'SRUBBISH!" ""ITISLITTEREDWITH" "OOH." "Jean:" "THAT'SRUBBISH!" ""ITISLITTEREDWITH ARBITRARY DISPLAYS" ""ITISLITTEREDWITH ARBITRARY DISPLAYS OF NAKED FLESH."" "ARBITRARY DISPLAYS OF NAKED FLESH." WELL, HE'S NOT WRONG THERE." "OF NAKED FLESH." WELL, HE'S NOT WRONG THERE." "TO BE DESCRIBED AS THE WORST" "WELL, HE'S NOT WRONG THERE." "TO BE DESCRIBED AS THE WORST PLAY IN THE LAST 25 YEARS" "TO BE DESCRIBED AS THE WORST PLAY IN THE LAST 25 YEARS IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS" "PLAY IN THE LAST 25 YEARS IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS BEING DESCRIBED AS THE BEST" "IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS BEING DESCRIBED AS THE BEST PLAY IN THE LAST 25 YEARS," "BEING DESCRIBED AS THE BEST PLAY IN THE LAST 25 YEARS, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO" "PLAY IN THE LAST 25 YEARS, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT." "BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT." "THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS." "TALK ABOUT IT." "THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS." "HERE'S TO THE WORST PLAY" "THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS." "HERE'S TO THE WORST PLAY IN THE LAST 25 YEARS." "HERE'S TO THE WORST PLAY IN THE LAST 25 YEARS." "TOTHEWORSTPLAY!" "IN THE LAST 25 YEARS." "TOTHEWORSTPLAY!" "BOTTOMSUP" "LITERALLY." "TOTHEWORSTPLAY!" "BOTTOMSUP" "LITERALLY." "[CHEERING, WHISTLING, APPLAUSE]" "BOTTOMSUP" "LITERALLY." "[CHEERING, WHISTLING, APPLAUSE] HAVEA GOODWEEKEND." "[CHEERING, WHISTLING, APPLAUSE] HAVEA GOODWEEKEND." "BYE, ANNABELLE. [KISS]" "HAVEA GOODWEEKEND." "BYE, ANNABELLE. [KISS] BYE,LOVE." "BYE, ANNABELLE. [KISS] BYE,LOVE." "HELLO,AMBER." "BYE,LOVE." "HELLO,AMBER." "HELLO." "HELLO,AMBER." "HELLO." "CONGRATULATIONSONA..." "HELLO." "CONGRATULATIONSONA..." "VERY SUCCESSFUL FIRST WEEK." "CONGRATULATIONSONA..." "VERY SUCCESSFUL FIRST WEEK." "THANKYOUVERYMUCH." "VERY SUCCESSFUL FIRST WEEK." "THANKYOUVERYMUCH." "ANYWAY,I 'VEGOTTHISBOTTLE" "THANKYOUVERYMUCH." "ANYWAY,I 'VEGOTTHISBOTTLE OF CHILLED VINTAGE CHAMPAGNE." "ANYWAY,I 'VEGOTTHISBOTTLE OF CHILLED VINTAGE CHAMPAGNE." "AND THE ROLLS IS OUTSIDE" "OF CHILLED VINTAGE CHAMPAGNE." "AND THE ROLLS IS OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT PERHAPS, YOU KNOW," "AND THE ROLLS IS OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT PERHAPS, YOU KNOW, WE COULD..." "AND I THOUGHT PERHAPS, YOU KNOW, WE COULD..." "CELEBRATE." "WE COULD..." "CELEBRATE." "[¶...]" "CELEBRATE." "[¶...] ...THE, THE, THE AUDIENCE REALLY" "[¶...] ...THE, THE, THE AUDIENCE REALLY LAPPED IT UP, DIDN'T THEY?" "...THE, THE, THE AUDIENCE REALLY LAPPED IT UP, DIDN'T THEY?" "YOU SOAKED THE FIRST THREE ROWS." "LAPPED IT UP, DIDN'T THEY?" "YOU SOAKED THE FIRST THREE ROWS." "YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY" "YOU SOAKED THE FIRST THREE ROWS." "YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY OWN THE, THE THEATRE?" "YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY OWN THE, THE THEATRE?" "OH,REALLY?" "OWN THE, THE THEATRE?" "OH,REALLY?" "OH,YES,YES." "WOW  ." "OH,REALLY?" "OH,YES,YES." "WOW  ." "THEWINDMILLTHEATRE," "OH,YES,YES." "WOW  ." "THEWINDMILLTHEATRE, YOU KNOW THAT?" "MM-HMM." "THEWINDMILLTHEATRE, YOU KNOW THAT?" "MM-HMM." "YEAH,THAT'S," "YOU KNOW THAT?" "MM-HMM." "YEAH,THAT'S, THAT'S ONE OF MINE." "YEAH,THAT'S, THAT'S ONE OF MINE." "THE REVUE BAR, OF COURSE." "THAT'S ONE OF MINE." "THE REVUE BAR, OF COURSE." "YES." "YES." "THE REVUE BAR, OF COURSE." "YES." "YES." "RAYMOND'SREVUEBAR." "YES." "YES." "RAYMOND'SREVUEBAR." "IAMPROBABLYONE OFTHE" "RAYMOND'SREVUEBAR." "IAMPROBABLYONE OFTHE BIGGEST SHOW PRODUCERS IN THE," "IAMPROBABLYONE OFTHE BIGGEST SHOW PRODUCERS IN THE, IN THE, IN THE U.K.  WOW." "BIGGEST SHOW PRODUCERS IN THE, IN THE, IN THE U.K.  WOW." "[¶...]" "IN THE, IN THE U.K.  WOW." "[¶...] SOTELLME ALLABOUT" "[¶...] SOTELLME ALLABOUT YOURSELF, WARTS AND ALL." "SOTELLME ALLABOUT YOURSELF, WARTS AND ALL." "GOSH,UH..." "YOURSELF, WARTS AND ALL." "GOSH,UH..." "ACTUALLY,SKIPTHEWARTS." "GOSH,UH..." "ACTUALLY,SKIPTHEWARTS." "WELL,ONCEIWAS ANANNY" "ACTUALLY,SKIPTHEWARTS." "WELL,ONCEIWAS ANANNY FOR A WOMAN WHOSE BOYFRIEND" "WELL,ONCEIWAS ANANNY FOR A WOMAN WHOSE BOYFRIEND HAPPENED TO BE SEAN CONNERY." "FOR A WOMAN WHOSE BOYFRIEND HAPPENED TO BE SEAN CONNERY." "REALLY?" "YES." "HAPPENED TO BE SEAN CONNERY." "REALLY?" "YES." "AND, UH, DID HE TRY TO KISS YOU?" "REALLY?" "YES." "AND, UH, DID HE TRY TO KISS YOU?" "[CHUCKLES]I WAS,IWAS 17." "AND, UH, DID HE TRY TO KISS YOU?" "[CHUCKLES]I WAS,IWAS 17." "HMM,ANDHE WASJAMESBOND ," "[CHUCKLES]I WAS,IWAS 17." "HMM,ANDHE WASJAMESBOND , SO, YOU KNOW..." "HMM,ANDHE WASJAMESBOND , SO, YOU KNOW..." "ACTUALLY,HEWAS,UM," "SO, YOU KNOW..." "ACTUALLY,HEWAS,UM,  HE WAS REALLY NICE." "ACTUALLY,HEWAS,UM,  HE WAS REALLY NICE." "HE, UH, GAVE ME TWO TICKETS" "HE WAS REALLY NICE." "HE, UH, GAVE ME TWO TICKETS TO THE DOCTOR NO PREMIERE." "HE, UH, GAVE ME TWO TICKETS TO THE DOCTOR NO PREMIERE." "DIDHENOW?" "MM-HMM." "TO THE DOCTOR NO PREMIERE." "DIDHENOW?" "MM-HMM." "[WHISPERING] AND, UH..." "DIDHENOW?" "MM-HMM." "[WHISPERING] AND, UH..." "HE KISSED ME AFTERWARDS." "[WHISPERING] AND, UH..." "HE KISSED ME AFTERWARDS." "DIDHE?" "HE KISSED ME AFTERWARDS." "DIDHE?" "ON THE LIPS?" "DIDHE?" "ON THE LIPS?" "YES." "ON THE LIPS?" "YES." "AND,UM,WASITLIKE THIS ?" "NO,ITWASALITTLEBIT MORE LIKE, UM..." "LIKE THAT." "[IMITATINGCONNERY]WELL,UM,  I'M SHAKEN BUT NOT STIRRED." "[IMITATINGCONNERY]WELL,UM,  I'M SHAKEN BUT NOT STIRRED." "[GIGGLES]" "I'M SHAKEN BUT NOT STIRRED." "[GIGGLES] VERY GOOD." "[GIGGLES] VERY GOOD." "YOU SOUND VERY LIKE HIM." "VERY GOOD." "YOU SOUND VERY LIKE HIM." "I'VEEVENGOTTHE EYEBROWS." "YOU SOUND VERY LIKE HIM." "I'VEEVENGOTTHE EYEBROWS." "YES,YOUDO ." "I'VEEVENGOTTHE EYEBROWS." "YES,YOUDO ." "YES,YOU'DMAKEAVERY GOOD ," "YES,YOUDO ." "YES,YOU'DMAKEAVERY GOOD , UH..." "HONEY RYDER." "YES,YOU'DMAKEAVERY GOOD , UH..." "HONEY RYDER." "'CAUSE I CAN JUST IMAGINE YOU" "UH..." "HONEY RYDER." "'CAUSE I CAN JUST IMAGINE YOU LIKE URSULA ANDRESS, YOU KNOW," "'CAUSE I CAN JUST IMAGINE YOU LIKE URSULA ANDRESS, YOU KNOW, EMERGING FROM THE, UH..." "LIKE URSULA ANDRESS, YOU KNOW, EMERGING FROM THE, UH..." "FROM THE WAVES." "EMERGING FROM THE, UH..." "FROM THE WAVES." "WITHA DAGGERSTRAPPED" "FROM THE WAVES." "WITHA DAGGERSTRAPPED TO MY THIGH." "WITHA DAGGERSTRAPPED TO MY THIGH." "[IMITATINGCONNERY]PERHAPS" "TO MY THIGH." "[IMITATINGCONNERY]PERHAPS YOU COULD BE, UH, MY HONEY RYDER" "[IMITATINGCONNERY]PERHAPS YOU COULD BE, UH, MY HONEY RYDER IN THE, UH..." "YOU COULD BE, UH, MY HONEY RYDER IN THE, UH..." "IN THE CARIBBEAN." "IN THE, UH..." "IN THE CARIBBEAN." "[LAUGHS]I 'DLOVETO BE ." "IN THE CARIBBEAN." "[LAUGHS]I 'DLOVETO BE ." "HMM." "MMM." "SORRY,I DIDN'TMEAN TO WAKE YOU." "WHATTIMEIS IT ?" "TO WAKE YOU." "WHATTIMEIS IT ?" "[SIGHS]JUSTAFTERTWO ." "WHATTIMEIS IT ?" "[SIGHS]JUSTAFTERTWO ." "THAT'SEARLY." "[SIGHS] WHATWASSHELIKE?" "NICE." "WHATWASSHELIKE?" "NICE." "GOODINBED?" "NICE." "GOODINBED?" "IDON'TKNOW." "GOODINBED?" "IDON'TKNOW." "'NIGHT,GIRLS." "IDON'TKNOW." "'NIGHT,GIRLS." "SEEYOULATER,JACK." "'NIGHT,GIRLS." "SEEYOULATER,JACK." "HAVEYOUKEPTTHE SCHOOL" "SEEYOULATER,JACK." "HAVEYOUKEPTTHE SCHOOL UNIFORM?" "OH, OF COURSE" "HAVEYOUKEPTTHE SCHOOL UNIFORM?" "OH, OF COURSE I STILL HAVE IT." "UNIFORM?" "OH, OF COURSE I STILL HAVE IT." "[KNOCK AT THE DOOR]" "I STILL HAVE IT." "[KNOCK AT THE DOOR] MR.RAYMOND'SWAITINGATTHE" "[KNOCK AT THE DOOR] MR.RAYMOND'SWAITINGATTHE STAGE DOOR, AMBER." "MR.RAYMOND'SWAITINGATTHE STAGE DOOR, AMBER." "OH,THANKYOU." "STAGE DOOR, AMBER." "OH,THANKYOU." "Women:" "OOH..." "OH,THANKYOU." "Women:" "OOH..." "MR.RAYMOND!" "Women:" "OOH..." "MR.RAYMOND!" "YES,MR.RAYMOND." "MR.RAYMOND!" "YES,MR.RAYMOND." "GOINGHOMEWITHTHE BOSS-MAN." "YES,MR.RAYMOND." "GOINGHOMEWITHTHE BOSS-MAN." "MAYBE." "GOINGHOMEWITHTHE BOSS-MAN." "MAYBE." "¶YOUWANNABECAREFUL" "MAYBE." "¶YOUWANNABECAREFUL 'NIGHT,JACK.'NIGHT." "¶YOUWANNABECAREFUL 'NIGHT,JACK.'NIGHT." "[ENGINE IDLING, TRAFFIC PASSING]" "'NIGHT,JACK.'NIGHT." "[ENGINE IDLING, TRAFFIC PASSING] ALL RIGHTY, THEN." "[ENGINE IDLING, TRAFFIC PASSING] ALL RIGHTY, THEN." "HELLO." "[¶...] Donovan:¶ I 'MJUSTMAD ABOUT SAFFRON ¶" "Donovan:¶ I 'MJUSTMAD ABOUT SAFFRON ¶ ¶ SAFFRON'S MAD ABOUT ME" "ABOUT SAFFRON ¶ ¶ SAFFRON'S MAD ABOUT ME ¶ I'M JUST MAD ABOUT SAFFRON" "¶ SAFFRON'S MAD ABOUT ME ¶ I'M JUST MAD ABOUT SAFFRON ¶ SHE'S JUST MAD ABOUT ME" "¶ I'M JUST MAD ABOUT SAFFRON ¶ SHE'S JUST MAD ABOUT ME ¶ THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW" "¶ SHE'S JUST MAD ABOUT ME ¶ THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW ¶ QUITE RIGHTLY... ¶ THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW ¶ QUITE RIGHTLY..." "IHOPEIT 'SBIGENOUGH" "¶ QUITE RIGHTLY..." "IHOPEIT 'SBIGENOUGH FOR YOU." "IHOPEIT 'SBIGENOUGH FOR YOU." "[CHUCKLES]I THINKIT IS ." "FOR YOU." "[CHUCKLES]I THINKIT IS ." "TALKINGABOUTTHEROOM." "[CHUCKLES]I THINKIT IS ." "TALKINGABOUTTHEROOM." "NICE JUGS." "TALKINGABOUTTHEROOM." "NICE JUGS." "[GRUNTS]" "NICE JUGS." "[GRUNTS] YES, I FIT." "[GRUNTS] YES, I FIT." "YAY!" "[LAUGHS]" "YES, I FIT." "YAY!" "[LAUGHS] SEE,I HADAMINDREADINGACT" "YAY!" "[LAUGHS] SEE,I HADAMINDREADINGACT CALLED "MR. AND MISS-TREE."" "SEE,I HADAMINDREADINGACT CALLED "MR. AND MISS-TREE." MR.ANDMISS-TREE." "CALLED "MR. AND MISS-TREE." MR.ANDMISS-TREE." "YES." "IT'S,IT 'SAVERYCLEVER" "MR.ANDMISS-TREE." "YES." "IT'S,IT 'SAVERYCLEVER WORD PLAY, ISN'T IT?" "YES." "YES." "IT'S,IT 'SAVERYCLEVER WORD PLAY, ISN'T IT?" "YES." "IT'SVERYCLEVER." "WORD PLAY, ISN'T IT?" "YES." "IT'SVERYCLEVER." "AH,I LOVEIT WHENYOU DO" "IT'SVERYCLEVER." "AH,I LOVEIT WHENYOU DO ALL THE WORK." "AH,I LOVEIT WHENYOU DO ALL THE WORK." "IT'S SO NICE WHEN YOU'RE ON TOP." "ALL THE WORK." "IT'S SO NICE WHEN YOU'RE ON TOP." "ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE OF" "IT'S SO NICE WHEN YOU'RE ON TOP." "ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE OF MY BAD BACK." "ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE OF MY BAD BACK." "THEREWOULDBE ACODESYSTEM," "MY BAD BACK." "THEREWOULDBE ACODESYSTEM, UH, FOR THE ALPHABET." "THEREWOULDBE ACODESYSTEM, UH, FOR THE ALPHABET." "AND THE WORD FOR 'P' WAS 'COME'," "UH, FOR THE ALPHABET." "AND THE WORD FOR 'P' WAS 'COME', AND THE WORD FOR 'N' WAS 'HERE."" "AND THE WORD FOR 'P' WAS 'COME', AND THE WORD FOR 'N' WAS 'HERE." SO IF SHE SAYS, "COME, MR." "AND THE WORD FOR 'N' WAS 'HERE." SO IF SHE SAYS, "COME, MR. RAYMOND, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?"" "SO IF SHE SAYS, "COME, MR. RAYMOND, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?" I WOULD SAY "COME HERE,"" "RAYMOND, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?" I WOULD SAY "COME HERE," P-N, PEN." "I WOULD SAY "COME HERE," P-N, PEN." "...OYSTERS START OFF AS MALE" "P-N, PEN." "...OYSTERS START OFF AS MALE AND BECOME FEMALE." "...OYSTERS START OFF AS MALE AND BECOME FEMALE." "IDIDNOTKNOWTHAT ." "AND BECOME FEMALE." "IDIDNOTKNOWTHAT ." "WELL,THEREYOUGO." "IDIDNOTKNOWTHAT ." "WELL,THEREYOUGO." "IT'S, UH..." "THANK YOU" "WELL,THEREYOUGO." "IT'S, UH..." "THANK YOU FOR THAT FASCINATING FACT." "IT'S, UH..." "THANK YOU FOR THAT FASCINATING FACT." "I'LLGIVEYOUAFASCINATING" "FOR THAT FASCINATING FACT." "I'LLGIVEYOUAFASCINATING FACT EVERY DAY." "MMM." "I'LLGIVEYOUAFASCINATING FACT EVERY DAY." "MMM." "AFTERWE'VEMADELOVE." "FACT EVERY DAY." "MMM." "AFTERWE'VEMADELOVE." "O.K.SORTOFA MOTIVATION" "AFTERWE'VEMADELOVE." "O.K.SORTOFA MOTIVATION FOR YOU." "OH, GREAT." "O.K.SORTOFA MOTIVATION FOR YOU." "OH, GREAT." "[¶...] [¶...] [MUSIC STOPS]" "I'LLBESTAYINGATTHE MAYFAIR HOTEL." "YOU'REA COWARD." "MAYFAIR HOTEL." "YOU'REA COWARD." "DO YOU KNOW THAT?" "YOU'REA COWARD." "DO YOU KNOW THAT?" "YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER." "DO YOU KNOW THAT?" "YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER." "WALKING OUT ON YOUR CHILDREN," "YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER." "WALKING OUT ON YOUR CHILDREN, ON YOUR..." "ON YOUR FAMILY." "WALKING OUT ON YOUR CHILDREN, ON YOUR..." "ON YOUR FAMILY." "OH, HOWARD." "ON YOUR..." "ON YOUR FAMILY." "OH, HOWARD." "HOWARD'S HERE." "OH, HOWARD." "HOWARD'S HERE." "YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO SEE" "HOWARD'S HERE." "YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO SEE DADDY LEAVING." "YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO SEE DADDY LEAVING." "LOOKAFTERYOURMUM ." "DADDY LEAVING." "LOOKAFTERYOURMUM ." "DOYOUWANTTOTELL HIM" "LOOKAFTERYOURMUM ." "DOYOUWANTTOTELL HIM WHERE YOU'RE GOING?" "DOYOUWANTTOTELL HIM WHERE YOU'RE GOING?" "GO ON, TELL YOUR SON" "WHERE YOU'RE GOING?" "GO ON, TELL YOUR SON WHERE YOU'RE GOING!" "GO ON, TELL YOUR SON WHERE YOU'RE GOING!" "YOU'RE A LYING, CHEATING BASTARD" "WHERE YOU'RE GOING!" "YOU'RE A LYING, CHEATING BASTARD AND I HATE YOU!" "YOU'RE A LYING, CHEATING BASTARD AND I HATE YOU!" "YOU JUST WAIT." "AND I HATE YOU!" "YOU JUST WAIT." "WAIT UNTIL I TELL DEBBIE" "YOU JUST WAIT." "WAIT UNTIL I TELL DEBBIE WHAT HER DAD'S REALLY LIKE." "WAIT UNTIL I TELL DEBBIE WHAT HER DAD'S REALLY LIKE." "THAT SOME STUCK-UP FUCKIN'" "WHAT HER DAD'S REALLY LIKE." "THAT SOME STUCK-UP FUCKIN' LITTLE VICAR'S DAUGHTER'S" "THAT SOME STUCK-UP FUCKIN' LITTLE VICAR'S DAUGHTER'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHE IS." "LITTLE VICAR'S DAUGHTER'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHE IS." "DON'TYOUDARETURNDEBBIE" "MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHE IS." "DON'TYOUDARETURNDEBBIE AGAINST ME." "DON'TYOUDARETURNDEBBIE AGAINST ME." "DON'TYOUTHREATENME." "AGAINST ME." "DON'TYOUTHREATENME." "[SIGHS]" "DON'TYOUTHREATENME." "[SIGHS] [STARTS CAR]" "[SIGHS] [STARTS CAR] [SOBBING]" "[STARTS CAR] [SOBBING] IFONLYICOULDTRUSTYOU." "[SOBBING] IFONLYICOULDTRUSTYOU." "START A NEW LIFE WITH YOU." "IFONLYICOULDTRUSTYOU." "START A NEW LIFE WITH YOU." "TONIGHTOURHAPPINESSBEGINS." "START A NEW LIFE WITH YOU." "TONIGHTOURHAPPINESSBEGINS." "WILLYOUGIVEMEYOUR WORD" "TONIGHTOURHAPPINESSBEGINS." "WILLYOUGIVEMEYOUR WORD  YOUR WIFE MEANS NOTHING TO YOU?" "WILLYOUGIVEMEYOUR WORD  YOUR WIFE MEANS NOTHING TO YOU?" "NOTHING." "YOUR WIFE MEANS NOTHING TO YOU?" "NOTHING." "EVENING,JEFF." "NOTHING." "EVENING,JEFF." "UM, WHAT DRESSING ROOM" "EVENING,JEFF." "UM, WHAT DRESSING ROOM IS AMBER ST." "GEORGE IN?" "UM, WHAT DRESSING ROOM IS AMBER ST." "GEORGE IN?" "DRESSINGROOMFOUR," "IS AMBER ST." "GEORGE IN?" "DRESSINGROOMFOUR, MRS. RAYMOND." "DRESSINGROOMFOUR, MRS. RAYMOND." "DRESSINGROOMFOUR," "MRS. RAYMOND." "DRESSINGROOMFOUR, THANK YOU." "DRESSINGROOMFOUR, THANK YOU." "Actor:" "WELL,I'MNOT GONNA" "THANK YOU." "Actor:" "WELL,I'MNOT GONNA WEAR THIS." "Actor:" "WELL,I'MNOT GONNA WEAR THIS." "I MEAN, IT JUST FEELS LIKE" "WEAR THIS." "I MEAN, IT JUST FEELS LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE'S SUIT AND I," "I MEAN, IT JUST FEELS LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE'S SUIT AND I, I CAN'T WEAR IT." "SOMEBODY ELSE'S SUIT AND I, I CAN'T WEAR IT." "[WOMEN CHATTING AND LAUGHING]" "I CAN'T WEAR IT." "[WOMEN CHATTING AND LAUGHING] [BANGSONDOOR]" "[WOMEN CHATTING AND LAUGHING] [BANGSONDOOR] YOU..." "[BANGSONDOOR] YOU..." "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY HUSBAND." "YOU..." "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY HUSBAND." "HE'S GOT TWO CHILDREN!" "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY HUSBAND." "HE'S GOT TWO CHILDREN!" "AND THEY NEED A FATHER," "HE'S GOT TWO CHILDREN!" "AND THEY NEED A FATHER, EVEN ONE LIKE HIM." "AND THEY NEED A FATHER, EVEN ONE LIKE HIM." "HE PROBABLY TELLS YOU" "EVEN ONE LIKE HIM." "HE PROBABLY TELLS YOU YOU'RE SPECIAL, DOESN'T HE?" "HE PROBABLY TELLS YOU YOU'RE SPECIAL, DOESN'T HE?" "OH, HE TELLS EVERYONE THAT." "YOU'RE SPECIAL, DOESN'T HE?" "OH, HE TELLS EVERYONE THAT." "DO YOU KNOW HE'S HAD HALF THE" "OH, HE TELLS EVERYONE THAT." "DO YOU KNOW HE'S HAD HALF THE GIRLS IN EVERY BLOODY SHOW" "DO YOU KNOW HE'S HAD HALF THE GIRLS IN EVERY BLOODY SHOW WE'VE DONE?" "GIRLS IN EVERY BLOODY SHOW WE'VE DONE?" "HAS HE HAD YOU, LOVE, HAS HE?" "WE'VE DONE?" "HAS HE HAD YOU, LOVE, HAS HE?" "NO...[ CLEARSTHROAT]" "HAS HE HAD YOU, LOVE, HAS HE?" "NO...[ CLEARSTHROAT] JEAN." "NO...[ CLEARSTHROAT] JEAN." "OH,YOU'RENOTHINGSPECIAL." "JEAN." "OH,YOU'RENOTHINGSPECIAL." "IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW" "OH,YOU'RENOTHINGSPECIAL." "IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE SEES IN YOU." "IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE SEES IN YOU." "YOU'RE JUST A JUMPED-UP" "WHAT HE SEES IN YOU." "YOU'RE JUST A JUMPED-UP POSH LITTLE TART." "YOU'RE JUST A JUMPED-UP POSH LITTLE TART." "HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING TO SAY?" "POSH LITTLE TART." "HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING TO SAY?" "CAN YOU SPEAK?" "HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING TO SAY?" "CAN YOU SPEAK?" "[SOFTLY]YES,ICAN SPEAK." "CAN YOU SPEAK?" "[SOFTLY]YES,ICAN SPEAK." "[IMITATES]" YES,I CANSPEAK." "[SOFTLY]YES,ICAN SPEAK." "[IMITATES]" YES,I CANSPEAK." "YES, I CAN SPEAK."" "[IMITATES]" YES,I CANSPEAK." "YES, I CAN SPEAK." AND DON'T YOU LOOK YOUR SNOTTY" "YES, I CAN SPEAK." AND DON'T YOU LOOK YOUR SNOTTY LITTLE NOSE UP AT ME." "AND DON'T YOU LOOK YOUR SNOTTY LITTLE NOSE UP AT ME." "YES, CAN I HELP YOU?" "!" "LITTLE NOSE UP AT ME." "YES, CAN I HELP YOU?" "!" "[WOMEN GIGGLING]" "YES, CAN I HELP YOU?" "!" "[WOMEN GIGGLING] WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" "[WOMEN GIGGLING] WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" "THOUGHT YOU WERE RUBBISH" "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" "THOUGHT YOU WERE RUBBISH IN THE PLAY TONIGHT." "THOUGHT YOU WERE RUBBISH IN THE PLAY TONIGHT." "THANKYOU." "IN THE PLAY TONIGHT." "THANKYOU." "[CHEERFUL]NIGHT-NIGHT,JEFF." "THANKYOU." "[CHEERFUL]NIGHT-NIGHT,JEFF." "GOODNIGHT,MRS.RAYMOND." "[CHEERFUL]NIGHT-NIGHT,JEFF." "GOODNIGHT,MRS.RAYMOND." "[¶...]" "GOODNIGHT,MRS.RAYMOND." "[¶...] ISTHATJEAN?" "[¶...] ISTHATJEAN?" "IS SHE FOLLOWING US?" "ISTHATJEAN?" "IS SHE FOLLOWING US?" "YOU'REBEINGPARANOID." "ITOLDYOUSHE WAS  FOLLOWING US." "I'LLGOANDTALKTOHER." "FOLLOWING US." "I'LLGOANDTALKTOHER." "[¶...]" "I'LLGOANDTALKTOHER." "[¶...] [STARTS CAR]" "[¶...] [STARTS CAR] [ACCELERATES QUICKLY]" "[STARTS CAR] [ACCELERATES QUICKLY] [PAUL THUMPS HOOD]" "[ACCELERATES QUICKLY] [PAUL THUMPS HOOD] [ELECTRIC WINDOW WHIRS DOWN]" "[PAUL THUMPS HOOD] [ELECTRIC WINDOW WHIRS DOWN] THISISSILLY." "[ELECTRIC WINDOW WHIRS DOWN] THISISSILLY." "YOU'RETHEONEBEINGSILLY." "THISISSILLY." "YOU'RETHEONEBEINGSILLY." "IT WON'T LAST." "YOU'RETHEONEBEINGSILLY." "IT WON'T LAST." "WHATWON'T?" "IT WON'T LAST." "WHATWON'T?" "SHEWON'T!" "WHATWON'T?" "SHEWON'T!" "PERHAPS." "SHEWON'T!" "PERHAPS." "BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS." "PERHAPS." "BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS." "IT'S NOT THE 19th CENTURY." "BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS." "IT'S NOT THE 19th CENTURY." "YEAH,I DON'TCAREWHAT" "IT'S NOT THE 19th CENTURY." "YEAH,I DON'TCAREWHAT BLOODY CENTURY WE'RE IN!" "YEAH,I DON'TCAREWHAT BLOODY CENTURY WE'RE IN!" "I'M YOUR WIFE!" "BLOODY CENTURY WE'RE IN!" "I'M YOUR WIFE!" "SHE'S MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME!" "I'M YOUR WIFE!" "SHE'S MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME!" "IT'S HUMILIATING!" "SHE'S MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME!" "IT'S HUMILIATING!" "WELL,WHATAREYOU" "IT'S HUMILIATING!" "WELL,WHATAREYOU  DOING HERE?" "GO HOME." "WELL,WHATAREYOU  DOING HERE?" "GO HOME." "GET SOME SLEEP." "DOING HERE?" "GO HOME." "GET SOME SLEEP." "WELL,COMEWITHME." "GET SOME SLEEP." "WELL,COMEWITHME." "[SIGHS]" "WELL,COMEWITHME." "[SIGHS] PAUL,COMEWITHME." "[SIGHS] PAUL,COMEWITHME." "GET IN THE CAR NOW." "PAUL,COMEWITHME." "GET IN THE CAR NOW." "[SOFTLY]NO." "GET IN THE CAR NOW." "[SOFTLY]NO." "IFYOUDON'TLEAVEHERNOW," "[SOFTLY]NO." "IFYOUDON'TLEAVEHERNOW, THAT IS IT, IT IS OVER." "IFYOUDON'TLEAVEHERNOW, THAT IS IT, IT IS OVER." "THAT IS ABSOLUTELY IT." "THAT IS IT, IT IS OVER." "THAT IS ABSOLUTELY IT." "DON'T YOU COME RUNNING BACK" "THAT IS ABSOLUTELY IT." "DON'T YOU COME RUNNING BACK BEGGING." "DON'T YOU COME RUNNING BACK BEGGING." "JEAN,I 'VENEVERBEGGED" "BEGGING." "JEAN,I 'VENEVERBEGGED FOR ANYTHING IN MY LIFE." "JEAN,I 'VENEVERBEGGED FOR ANYTHING IN MY LIFE." "[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]" "FOR ANYTHING IN MY LIFE." "[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] [SNIFFLES]" "[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] [SNIFFLES] GOOD-BYE, THEN." "[SNIFFLES] GOOD-BYE, THEN." "[WINDOW WHIRS UP]" "GOOD-BYE, THEN." "[WINDOW WHIRS UP] [ACCELERATES, TIRES SQUEAL]" "[¶...] MRS.RAYMOND,YOU'RESMILING." "HOW MUCH DID YOU GET?" "MRS.RAYMOND,YOU'RESMILING." "HOW MUCH DID YOU GET?" "WELL,I 'MVERY,VERYHAPPY" "HOW MUCH DID YOU GET?" "WELL,I 'MVERY,VERYHAPPY WITH THE SETTLEMENT." "WELL,I 'MVERY,VERYHAPPY WITH THE SETTLEMENT." "IT ENTITLES ME TO 250,000." "WITH THE SETTLEMENT." "IT ENTITLES ME TO 250,000." "WELL, THIS IS A GREAT DAY." "IT ENTITLES ME TO 250,000." "WELL, THIS IS A GREAT DAY." "IT'S LIKE THROWING AWAY" "WELL, THIS IS A GREAT DAY." "IT'S LIKE THROWING AWAY YOUR CRUTCHES. [LAUGHTER]" "IT'S LIKE THROWING AWAY YOUR CRUTCHES. [LAUGHTER] I DESERVE EVERY PENNY." "YOUR CRUTCHES. [LAUGHTER] I DESERVE EVERY PENNY." "I'VE WORKED DAMN HARD." "I DESERVE EVERY PENNY." "I'VE WORKED DAMN HARD." "Man:" "THEREHE IS ." "I'VE WORKED DAMN HARD." "Man:" "THEREHE IS ." "[REPORTERS CLAMORING]" "Man:" "THEREHE IS ." "[REPORTERS CLAMORING] MR.RAYMOND,THISISONEOF" "[REPORTERS CLAMORING] MR.RAYMOND,THISISONEOF THE LARGEST DIVORCE SETTLEMENTS" "MR.RAYMOND,THISISONEOF THE LARGEST DIVORCE SETTLEMENTS THIS COUNTRY'S EVER SEEN." "THE LARGEST DIVORCE SETTLEMENTS THIS COUNTRY'S EVER SEEN." "UH,WELL,IT 'S,ITHINK" "THIS COUNTRY'S EVER SEEN." "UH,WELL,IT 'S,ITHINK YOU'LL FIND IT'S THE LARGEST" "UH,WELL,IT 'S,ITHINK YOU'LL FIND IT'S THE LARGEST DIVORCE SETTLEMENT THIS" "YOU'LL FIND IT'S THE LARGEST DIVORCE SETTLEMENT THIS COUNTRY'S EVER SEEN." "DIVORCE SETTLEMENT THIS COUNTRY'S EVER SEEN." "NOT BAD FOR A BOY WHO ARRIVED" "COUNTRY'S EVER SEEN." "NOT BAD FOR A BOY WHO ARRIVED FROM LIVERPOOL WITH FIVE BOB" "NOT BAD FOR A BOY WHO ARRIVED FROM LIVERPOOL WITH FIVE BOB IN HIS POCKET. [LAUGHTER]" "FROM LIVERPOOL WITH FIVE BOB IN HIS POCKET. [LAUGHTER] [¶...]" "IN HIS POCKET. [LAUGHTER] [¶...] ...JUST GONNA WARN YOU," "[¶...] ...JUST GONNA WARN YOU, I DON'T OWN THE WHOLE BUILDING." "...JUST GONNA WARN YOU, I DON'T OWN THE WHOLE BUILDING." "JUST THE, UH, TOP FLOOR." "I DON'T OWN THE WHOLE BUILDING." "JUST THE, UH, TOP FLOOR." "[¶...]" "JUST THE, UH, TOP FLOOR." "[¶...] [GASPS]" "[¶...] [GASPS] OH, I LOVE IT." "[GASPS] OH, I LOVE IT." "ANDTHESEARETHE TWO LADIES" "OH, I LOVE IT." "ANDTHESEARETHE TWO LADIES WITH BIG BALLS." "ANDTHESEARETHE TWO LADIES WITH BIG BALLS." "LADIESWITHBALLS." "WITH BIG BALLS." "LADIESWITHBALLS." "SPIRITOFECSTASY." "LADIESWITHBALLS." "SPIRITOFECSTASY." "WHICH YOU'VE SEEN BEFORE ..." "SPIRITOFECSTASY." "WHICH YOU'VE SEEN BEFORE ..." "YES,YOULOVETHAT." "WHICH YOU'VE SEEN BEFORE ..." "YES,YOULOVETHAT." "AND,UH,THISIS, UH, THISIS" "YES,YOULOVETHAT." "AND,UH,THISIS, UH, THISIS ALL DESIGNED BY RINGO STARR." "AND,UH,THISIS, UH, THISIS ALL DESIGNED BY RINGO STARR." "[HEAD CLUNKS ON LAMP]" "ALL DESIGNED BY RINGO STARR." "[HEAD CLUNKS ON LAMP] OH,REALLY?" "YES ..." "[HEAD CLUNKS ON LAMP] OH,REALLY?" "YES ..." "THAT LAMP'S A BIT LOW." "OH,REALLY?" "YES ..." "THAT LAMP'S A BIT LOW." "UH, YES, IT'S, IT'S NICE," "THAT LAMP'S A BIT LOW." "UH, YES, IT'S, IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?" "OOH, I LOVE IT." "UH, YES, IT'S, IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?" "OOH, I LOVE IT." "FOLLOWME,COMEON." "ISN'T IT?" "OOH, I LOVE IT." "FOLLOWME,COMEON." "GOON,I'MGOINGTO" "FOLLOWME,COMEON." "GOON,I'MGOINGTO SHOO YOU IN." "GOON,I'MGOINGTO SHOO YOU IN." "I'MTHEPIEDPIPER." "SHOO YOU IN." "I'MTHEPIEDPIPER." "FOLLOW ME INTO THE, UH," "I'MTHEPIEDPIPER." "FOLLOW ME INTO THE, UH, WELL, NOT THE SEWER." "FOLLOW ME INTO THE, UH, WELL, NOT THE SEWER." "THAT WOULDN'T BE APPROPRIATE," "WELL, NOT THE SEWER." "THAT WOULDN'T BE APPROPRIATE, BUT, UH, THE BEDROOM." "THAT WOULDN'T BE APPROPRIATE, BUT, UH, THE BEDROOM." "FAIRYTALEBED." "BUT, UH, THE BEDROOM." "FAIRYTALEBED." "YES,ITIS ." "FAIRYTALEBED." "YES,ITIS ." "YOU COULD GET SNOW WHITE AND" "YES,ITIS ." "YOU COULD GET SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES ON HERE." "YOU COULD GET SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES ON HERE." "HMM." "THE SEVEN DWARVES ON HERE." "HMM." "STARTINGWITH,UM ,DOPEY." "HMM." "STARTINGWITH,UM ,DOPEY." "AND, UH, HAPPY." "STARTINGWITH,UM ,DOPEY." "AND, UH, HAPPY." "NODWARVES." "AND, UH, HAPPY." "NODWARVES." "REALLY?" "NODWARVES." "REALLY?" "...PRESS THIS BUTTON." "REALLY?" "...PRESS THIS BUTTON." "[WHIRRING] ...PRESS THIS BUTTON." "[WHIRRING] OOH..." "[WHIRRING] OOH..." "ANDCLOSEYOUREYES." "OOH..." "ANDCLOSEYOUREYES." "[GASPS,LAUGHS]" "ANDCLOSEYOUREYES." "[GASPS,LAUGHS] [LOUDER WHIRRING]" "[GASPS,LAUGHS] [LOUDER WHIRRING] OH, MY..." "[LOUDER WHIRRING] OH, MY..." "THAT IS AMAZING." "OH, MY..." "THAT IS AMAZING." "IT'SALMOSTLIKELIVING" "THAT IS AMAZING." "IT'SALMOSTLIKELIVING INSIDE A GIANT MISSILE SILO." "IT'SALMOSTLIKELIVING INSIDE A GIANT MISSILE SILO." "WHATFORYOUR,UH," "INSIDE A GIANT MISSILE SILO." "WHATFORYOUR,UH,  BIG ROCKET?" "WHATFORYOUR,UH,  BIG ROCKET?" "MMM..." "BIG ROCKET?" "MMM..." "MMM..." "MMM..." "MMM..." "YES.[  CHUCKLES]" "MMM..." "YES.[  CHUCKLES] [KISSING]" "YES.[  CHUCKLES] [KISSING] [¶...]" "[MUSIC FADES]" "YOURGUESTIS SEATED AT YOUR TABLE, SIR." "EXCELLENT." "AT YOUR TABLE, SIR." "EXCELLENT." "Tony:12,000POUNDSTOYOU." "EXCELLENT." "Tony:12,000POUNDSTOYOU." "ITRIEDDOINGAMAGAZINE" "Tony:12,000POUNDSTOYOU." "ITRIEDDOINGAMAGAZINE IN THE '60s, UH, KING." "ITRIEDDOINGAMAGAZINE IN THE '60s, UH, KING." "IT DIDN'T WORK." "IN THE '60s, UH, KING." "IT DIDN'T WORK." "THAT'SBECAUSEYOUDIDN'T" "IT DIDN'T WORK." "THAT'SBECAUSEYOUDIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING." "THAT'SBECAUSEYOUDIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING." "WE WILL PERSUADE READERS" "KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING." "WE WILL PERSUADE READERS THAT BY BUYING MEN ONLY" "WE WILL PERSUADE READERS THAT BY BUYING MEN ONLY THEY ARE BUYING INTO THE WORLD" "THAT BY BUYING MEN ONLY THEY ARE BUYING INTO THE WORLD OF PAUL RAYMOND, RIGHT?" "THEY ARE BUYING INTO THE WORLD OF PAUL RAYMOND, RIGHT?" "THE WORLD OF CIGARS AND EXOTIC" "OF PAUL RAYMOND, RIGHT?" "THE WORLD OF CIGARS AND EXOTIC HOLIDAYS AND LUXURY CARS." "THE WORLD OF CIGARS AND EXOTIC HOLIDAYS AND LUXURY CARS." "THIS WILL TAKE THE WORLD OF" "HOLIDAYS AND LUXURY CARS." "THIS WILL TAKE THE WORLD OF PAUL RAYMOND OUT TO THE NATION." "THIS WILL TAKE THE WORLD OF PAUL RAYMOND OUT TO THE NATION." "THERE WILL BE LOTS OF GIRLS." "PAUL RAYMOND OUT TO THE NATION." "THERE WILL BE LOTS OF GIRLS." "BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, BEAUTIFULLY" "THERE WILL BE LOTS OF GIRLS." "BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, BEAUTIFULLY PHOTOGRAPHED." "BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, BEAUTIFULLY PHOTOGRAPHED." "WE COPY THE CAR MAGAZINES," "PHOTOGRAPHED." "WE COPY THE CAR MAGAZINES, RIGHT?" "WE COPY THE CAR MAGAZINES, RIGHT?" "WE HAVE..." "AS THE FACE OF OUR" "RIGHT?" "WE HAVE..." "AS THE FACE OF OUR MAGAZINE, WE HAVE A HOT FEMALE" "WE HAVE..." "AS THE FACE OF OUR MAGAZINE, WE HAVE A HOT FEMALE COLUMNIST, RIGHT, AND SHE" "MAGAZINE, WE HAVE A HOT FEMALE COLUMNIST, RIGHT, AND SHE ROAD-TESTS THE MEN OF EUROPE." "COLUMNIST, RIGHT, AND SHE ROAD-TESTS THE MEN OF EUROPE." "I HAVE A CONTACT" "ROAD-TESTS THE MEN OF EUROPE." "I HAVE A CONTACT AT JOHN MENZIES." "I HAVE A CONTACT AT JOHN MENZIES." "MENZIES HAVE 5,000 NEWSAGENTS." "AT JOHN MENZIES." "MENZIES HAVE 5,000 NEWSAGENTS." "THAT'S THEIR OWN NEWSAGENTS." "MENZIES HAVE 5,000 NEWSAGENTS." "THAT'S THEIR OWN NEWSAGENTS." "THEIR DISTRIBUTION ARM COVERS" "THAT'S THEIR OWN NEWSAGENTS." "THEIR DISTRIBUTION ARM COVERS ANOTHER 20,000." "THEIR DISTRIBUTION ARM COVERS ANOTHER 20,000." "IT, IT'S A PERFECT, PERFECT" "ANOTHER 20,000." "IT, IT'S A PERFECT, PERFECT MARKET FOR ADVERTISERS." "IT, IT'S A PERFECT, PERFECT MARKET FOR ADVERTISERS." "WELL,IFYOUCAN ,UH, EDITAS" "MARKET FOR ADVERTISERS." "WELL,IFYOUCAN ,UH, EDITAS WELL AS YOU TALK, THEN, UH," "WELL,IFYOUCAN ,UH, EDITAS WELL AS YOU TALK, THEN, UH, I'M VERY INTERESTED." "WELL AS YOU TALK, THEN, UH, I'M VERY INTERESTED." "[LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS...]" "I'M VERY INTERESTED." "[LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS...] [GENERAL CONVERSATION...]" "WE'RELOOKINGFORSOMEONE WHO WOULD, UM, ROAD-TEST THE MEN OF EUROPE." "WHO WOULD, UM, ROAD-TEST THE MEN OF EUROPE." "ME!" "THE MEN OF EUROPE." "ME!" "COULDBE." "ME!" "COULDBE." "I'DLIKETHATJOB ." "COULDBE." "I'DLIKETHATJOB ." "AND I'M A VERY GOOD DRIVER." "I'DLIKETHATJOB ." "AND I'M A VERY GOOD DRIVER." "ITWOULDN'TBE CARS" "AND I'M A VERY GOOD DRIVER." "ITWOULDN'TBE CARS THAT YOU'D BE DRIVING." "ITWOULDN'TBE CARS THAT YOU'D BE DRIVING." "THECOLUMNSWILLHAVETO" "THAT YOU'D BE DRIVING." "THECOLUMNSWILLHAVETO SOUND SEXY." "YEAH." "THECOLUMNSWILLHAVETO SOUND SEXY." "YEAH." ""HERLIPSPARTED." "SOUND SEXY." "YEAH." ""HERLIPSPARTED." "HIS HOT, HARD MEMBER" ""HERLIPSPARTED." "HIS HOT, HARD MEMBER THRUST INTO HER."" "HIS HOT, HARD MEMBER THRUST INTO HER." IT'SA GOODSTART." "THRUST INTO HER." IT'SA GOODSTART." "THAT'SGOOD,THAT'SGOOD." "IT'SA GOODSTART." "THAT'SGOOD,THAT'SGOOD." ""HEPUSHEDHISTONGUEDEEP" "THAT'SGOOD,THAT'SGOOD." ""HEPUSHEDHISTONGUEDEEP  INTO HER HOT, WET, VELVET" ""HEPUSHEDHISTONGUEDEEP  INTO HER HOT, WET, VELVET PUSSY."  ALSO GOOD." "INTO HER HOT, WET, VELVET PUSSY."  ALSO GOOD." ""HE..." "BITMY LIPSHARD" "PUSSY."  ALSO GOOD." ""HE..." "BITMY LIPSHARD AND MY WHOLE BODY SHUDDERED" ""HE..." "BITMY LIPSHARD AND MY WHOLE BODY SHUDDERED AS HIS SWELLING MEMBER" "AND MY WHOLE BODY SHUDDERED AS HIS SWELLING MEMBER FORCED ITS WAY INSIDE ME."" "AS HIS SWELLING MEMBER FORCED ITS WAY INSIDE ME." CANI SEEYOUWITH" "FORCED ITS WAY INSIDE ME." CANI SEEYOUWITH YOUR CLOTHES OFF?" "CANI SEEYOUWITH YOUR CLOTHES OFF?" "IFYOUGIVEMETHEJOB." "YOUR CLOTHES OFF?" "IFYOUGIVEMETHEJOB." "[LAUGHS]" "IFYOUGIVEMETHEJOB." "[LAUGHS] [¶...]" "[LAUGHS] [¶...] ...WE HAVE TO THINK WHAT WE'RE" "[¶...] ...WE HAVE TO THINK WHAT WE'RE GONNA CALL YOU." "...WE HAVE TO THINK WHAT WE'RE GONNA CALL YOU." "EMILY SPANKHURST?" "NOW, THAT" "GONNA CALL YOU." "EMILY SPANKHURST?" "NOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PORN NAME." "OH," "EMILY SPANKHURST?" "NOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PORN NAME." "OH, COME ON, BE SERIOUS" " YEAH." "SOUNDS LIKE A PORN NAME." "OH, COME ON, BE SERIOUS" " YEAH." "GEORGINAALLCOCK." "COME ON, BE SERIOUS" " YEAH." "GEORGINAALLCOCK." "OH!" "IONAJAGUAR." "GEORGINAALLCOCK." "OH!" "IONAJAGUAR." "I..." "OWN..." "A JAGUAR." "OH!" "IONAJAGUAR." "I..." "OWN..." "A JAGUAR." "YEAH,WEGOTIT, BUT IT'S..." "I..." "OWN..." "A JAGUAR." "YEAH,WEGOTIT, BUT IT'S..." "ANYWAY,I DON'TLIKE"IONA."" "YEAH,WEGOTIT, BUT IT'S..." "ANYWAY,I DON'TLIKE"IONA." I DON'T LIKE IONA." "ANYWAY,I DON'TLIKE"IONA." I DON'T LIKE IONA." "OH,UM..." "I DON'T LIKE IONA." "OH,UM..." "FIONA." "OH,UM..." "FIONA." "FIONA JAGUAR." "FIONA." "FIONA JAGUAR." "IT'STOO,IT 'STOOEXOTIC." "FIONA JAGUAR." "IT'STOO,IT 'STOOEXOTIC." "FIONA'S GOOD." "IT'STOO,IT 'STOOEXOTIC." "FIONA'S GOOD." "FIONAKENT." "FIONA'S GOOD." "FIONAKENT." "FIONA KEW." "FIONAKENT." "FIONA KEW." "FIONA RICHMOND." "FIONA KEW." "FIONA RICHMOND." "YEAH,NO,FIONARICHMOND." "FIONA RICHMOND." "YEAH,NO,FIONARICHMOND." "IT'STOOLIKE"RAYMOND"." "YEAH,NO,FIONARICHMOND." "IT'STOOLIKE"RAYMOND"." "IT'S TOO LIKE YOU." "IT'STOOLIKE"RAYMOND"." "IT'S TOO LIKE YOU." "PERFECT!" "[ TONYLAUGHS]" "IT'S TOO LIKE YOU." "PERFECT!" "[ TONYLAUGHS] PERFECT." "PERFECT!" "[ TONYLAUGHS] PERFECT." "OH,THAT'SSO ROMANTIC" "PERFECT." "OH,THAT'SSO ROMANTIC AND SWEET..." "FIONA RICHMOND." "OH,THAT'SSO ROMANTIC AND SWEET..." "FIONA RICHMOND." ""MYNAMEIS FIONARICHMOND." "AND SWEET..." "FIONA RICHMOND." ""MYNAMEIS FIONARICHMOND." "I'M A PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST," ""MYNAMEIS FIONARICHMOND." "I'M A PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST, HIRED BY BRITAIN'S NEW AND MOST" "I'M A PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST, HIRED BY BRITAIN'S NEW AND MOST SOPHISTICATED MEN'S MAGAZINE" "HIRED BY BRITAIN'S NEW AND MOST SOPHISTICATED MEN'S MAGAZINE TO TRAVEL MY WAY AROUND EUROPE" "SOPHISTICATED MEN'S MAGAZINE TO TRAVEL MY WAY AROUND EUROPE AND ASK PENETRATING QUESTIONS." "TO TRAVEL MY WAY AROUND EUROPE AND ASK PENETRATING QUESTIONS." "NEEDSOMETHINGTO MAKEIT" "AND ASK PENETRATING QUESTIONS." "NEEDSOMETHINGTO MAKEIT A BIT LESS PICNIC," "NEEDSOMETHINGTO MAKEIT A BIT LESS PICNIC, A BIT MORE CORNUCOPIA." "A BIT LESS PICNIC, A BIT MORE CORNUCOPIA." "HERE YOU GO." "A BIT MORE CORNUCOPIA." "HERE YOU GO." "THIS IS LUXURY." "HERE YOU GO." "THIS IS LUXURY." "THIS IS DEAD." "THIS IS LUXURY." "THIS IS DEAD." "I SHOULD HAVE HAD A CRAB." "THIS IS DEAD." "I SHOULD HAVE HAD A CRAB." "[BOTH LAUGH]" "I SHOULD HAVE HAD A CRAB." "[BOTH LAUGH] Fiona:" 'AROUNDTHEWORLD" "[BOTH LAUGH] Fiona:" 'AROUNDTHEWORLD IN 80 LAYS' BY FIONA RICHMOND."" "Fiona:" 'AROUNDTHEWORLD IN 80 LAYS' BY FIONA RICHMOND." Woman:" "MOREFANMAIL." "IN 80 LAYS' BY FIONA RICHMOND." Woman:" "MOREFANMAIL." "Tony:" "MORE?" "Woman:" "MOREFANMAIL." "Tony:" "MORE?" "BLOODY HELL, WE'VE CREATED" "Tony:" "MORE?" "BLOODY HELL, WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER." "BLOODY HELL, WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER." "ANDIT'SME !" "A MONSTER." "ANDIT'SME !" ""VLADIMIR'S STRONG HANDS" "ANDIT'SME !" ""VLADIMIR'S STRONG HANDS HELD ME ALOFT BEFORE DROPPING ME" ""VLADIMIR'S STRONG HANDS HELD ME ALOFT BEFORE DROPPING ME DOWN ONTO HIS UPRIGHT STALK." "HELD ME ALOFT BEFORE DROPPING ME DOWN ONTO HIS UPRIGHT STALK." "MarcBolan:¶EVERYBODYSAYS" "DOWN ONTO HIS UPRIGHT STALK." "MarcBolan:¶EVERYBODYSAYS  HE'S JUST LIKE ROBIN HOOD...¶" "MarcBolan:¶EVERYBODYSAYS  HE'S JUST LIKE ROBIN HOOD...¶ "IWISHTHATYOU WOULDSPANK" "HE'S JUST LIKE ROBIN HOOD...¶ "IWISHTHATYOU WOULDSPANK MY NAUGHTY BOTTOM" ""IWISHTHATYOU WOULDSPANK MY NAUGHTY BOTTOM LIKE MUMMY DID."" "MY NAUGHTY BOTTOM LIKE MUMMY DID." THATMIGHTBE FROMME." "LIKE MUMMY DID." THATMIGHTBE FROMME." "[ALL LAUGH]" "THATMIGHTBE FROMME." "[ALL LAUGH] ["20th CENTURY BOY" CONTINUES]" "[ALL LAUGH] ["20th CENTURY BOY" CONTINUES] THINKOFME ." "["20th CENTURY BOY" CONTINUES] THINKOFME ." "OR,IFIT HELPS,THINKOFME ." "THINKOFME ." "OR,IFIT HELPS,THINKOFME ." "LOOK AT PAUL BUT THINK OF ME." "OR,IFIT HELPS,THINKOFME ." "LOOK AT PAUL BUT THINK OF ME." "A BIT MORE TIT." "LOOK AT PAUL BUT THINK OF ME." "A BIT MORE TIT." "¶..." "YOUWEREMEANT" "A BIT MORE TIT." "¶..." "YOUWEREMEANT FOR ME ¶" "¶..." "YOUWEREMEANT FOR ME ¶ ¶ YEAH, I'M YOUR TOY," "FOR ME ¶ ¶ YEAH, I'M YOUR TOY, YOUR 20th CENTURY BOY ¶" "¶ YEAH, I'M YOUR TOY, YOUR 20th CENTURY BOY ¶ ¶ 20th CENTURY TOY" "YOUR 20th CENTURY BOY ¶ ¶ 20th CENTURY TOY  ¶ I WANNA BE...  ¶ 20th CENTURY TOY  ¶ I WANNA BE..." "THEBUTCHER'SCOUNTERAT" "¶ I WANNA BE..." "THEBUTCHER'SCOUNTERAT HARRODS IS AT HARRODS BUT IT'S" "THEBUTCHER'SCOUNTERAT HARRODS IS AT HARRODS BUT IT'S STILL SELLING MEAT, ISN'T IT?" "HARRODS IS AT HARRODS BUT IT'S STILL SELLING MEAT, ISN'T IT?" "WELL,I 'MNOTSUREILIKE" "STILL SELLING MEAT, ISN'T IT?" "WELL,I 'MNOTSUREILIKE  FIONA BEING COMPARED TO A PIECE" "WELL,I 'MNOTSUREILIKE  FIONA BEING COMPARED TO A PIECE OF MEAT." "SHE'S TASTY," "FIONA BEING COMPARED TO A PIECE OF MEAT." "SHE'S TASTY, YOU WANNA EAT HER, SHE'S RARE." "OF MEAT." "SHE'S TASTY, YOU WANNA EAT HER, SHE'S RARE." "¶20thCENTURYTOY" "YOU WANNA EAT HER, SHE'S RARE." "¶20thCENTURYTOY  ¶ I WANNA BE YOUR BOY" "¶20thCENTURYTOY  ¶ I WANNA BE YOUR BOY  ¶ 20th CENTURY BOY" "¶ I WANNA BE YOUR BOY  ¶ 20th CENTURY BOY  ¶ I WANNA BE YOUR TOY...  ¶ 20th CENTURY BOY  ¶ I WANNA BE YOUR TOY..." "[SONG FADES]" "¶ I WANNA BE YOUR TOY..." "[SONG FADES] [BELL TOLLING]" "PA,I WASONLYSMOKING." "[SIGHS] THAT'SNOTREALLYACRIME," "[SIGHS] THAT'SNOTREALLYACRIME, IS IT?" "THAT'SNOTREALLYACRIME, IS IT?" "WELL,YOUWERESMOKINGA" "IS IT?" "WELL,YOUWERESMOKINGA MARIJUANA JOINT, WHICH IS" "WELL,YOUWERESMOKINGA MARIJUANA JOINT, WHICH IS ILLEGAL, YES." "MARIJUANA JOINT, WHICH IS ILLEGAL, YES." "[SIGHS]I CAN'TBELIEVETHAT" "ILLEGAL, YES." "[SIGHS]I CAN'TBELIEVETHAT THAT FAT COW EXPELLED ME." "[SIGHS]I CAN'TBELIEVETHAT THAT FAT COW EXPELLED ME." "YOU'RETHEONETHATWANTED" "THAT FAT COW EXPELLED ME." "YOU'RETHEONETHATWANTED TO GO TO THAT SCHOOL." "YOU'RETHEONETHATWANTED TO GO TO THAT SCHOOL." "YOU INSISTED." "TO GO TO THAT SCHOOL." "YOU INSISTED." "WELL,I WANTTO GO" "YOU INSISTED." "WELL,I WANTTO GO  TO DRAMA SCHOOL." "WELL,I WANTTO GO  TO DRAMA SCHOOL." "I WANT TO FOLLOW IN YOUR" "TO DRAMA SCHOOL." "I WANT TO FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS AND GO OUT" "I WANT TO FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS AND GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND..." "FOOTSTEPS AND GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND..." "DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS." "INTO THE WORLD AND..." "DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS." "[SONG FADES IN]" "DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS." "[SONG FADES IN] [TENTATIVELY] ¶ ..." "I CAN HARDLY" "[SONG FADES IN] [TENTATIVELY] ¶ ..." "I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HOLD YOU," "[TENTATIVELY] ¶ ..." "I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HOLD YOU, FEEL MY ARMS AROUND YOU ¶" "WAIT TO HOLD YOU, FEEL MY ARMS AROUND YOU ¶ ¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED," "FEEL MY ARMS AROUND YOU ¶ ¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED, WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU ¶" "¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED, WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU ¶ ¶ NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU," "WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU ¶ ¶ NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU, DON'T EVER GO... ¶" "¶ NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU, DON'T EVER GO... ¶ Paul:" "HERE'STO ASTAR" "DON'T EVER GO... ¶ Paul:" "HERE'STO ASTAR OF TOMORROW." "PA, THANK YOU." "Paul:" "HERE'STO ASTAR OF TOMORROW." "PA, THANK YOU." "Fiona:" "YES,ABSOLUTELY." "OF TOMORROW." "PA, THANK YOU." "Fiona:" "YES,ABSOLUTELY." "THANKYOU." "Fiona:" "YES,ABSOLUTELY." "THANKYOU." "TODEBBIERAYMOND." "THANKYOU." "TODEBBIERAYMOND." "CHEERS." "TODEBBIERAYMOND." "CHEERS." "CHEERS." "ONETHING:" "IF IT 'SGOINGTO BE AN EROTIC SHOW, DOES THAT MEAN, UM, WOULD I BE" "BE AN EROTIC SHOW, DOES THAT MEAN, UM, WOULD I BE SCANTILY CLAD?" "MEAN, UM, WOULD I BE SCANTILY CLAD?" "NO." "SCANTILY CLAD?" "NO." "YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO TAKE YOUR" "NO." "YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF, OF COURSE." "YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF, OF COURSE." "I WOULD NEVER ASK MY DAUGHTER" "CLOTHES OFF, OF COURSE." "I WOULD NEVER ASK MY DAUGHTER TO DO THAT." "I WOULD NEVER ASK MY DAUGHTER TO DO THAT." "'CAUSETHEOTHERPEOPLEON" "TO DO THAT." "'CAUSETHEOTHERPEOPLEON STAGE" " THANK YOU" "'CAUSETHEOTHERPEOPLEON STAGE" " THANK YOU-- PROBABLY WOULD" "STAGE" " THANK YOU-- PROBABLY WOULD-- YES,OFCOURSETHERE'LL" "PROBABLY WOULD-- YES,OFCOURSETHERE'LL BE NUDITY." "YES,OFCOURSETHERE'LL BE NUDITY." "BUT YOU, YOU WON'T, NO, NO." "BE NUDITY." "BUT YOU, YOU WON'T, NO, NO." "IJUSTWANTEDTOMAKE SURE" "BUT YOU, YOU WON'T, NO, NO." "IJUSTWANTEDTOMAKE SURE  BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE" "IJUSTWANTEDTOMAKE SURE  BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE EQUIPMENT TO SORT OF DELIVER" "BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE EQUIPMENT TO SORT OF DELIVER THE GOODS." "EQUIPMENT TO SORT OF DELIVER THE GOODS." "[¶...]" "THE GOODS." "[¶...] REMEMBERTOLOOKUP, LOOKUP." "[¶...] REMEMBERTOLOOKUP, LOOKUP." "O.K., NOW STAY HERE." "REMEMBERTOLOOKUP, LOOKUP." "O.K., NOW STAY HERE." "Man:" "ONE,TWO." "O.K., NOW STAY HERE." "Man:" "ONE,TWO." "REALLY SWIVEL THOSE HIPS." "Man:" "ONE,TWO." "REALLY SWIVEL THOSE HIPS." "AND TWO." "REALLY SWIVEL THOSE HIPS." "AND TWO." "AND LOOK AND LOOK AND" "AND TWO." "AND LOOK AND LOOK AND DANCE BREAK." "AND LOOK AND LOOK AND DANCE BREAK." "AT THE SIDES." "DANCE BREAK." "AT THE SIDES." "Director:" "O.K." "AT THE SIDES." "Director:" "O.K. O.K., O.K., O.K." "Director:" "O.K. O.K., O.K., O.K. STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP." "O.K., O.K., O.K. STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP." "CUT, CUT." "STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP." "CUT, CUT." "CUT." "CUT, CUT." "CUT." "O.K., LET'S GET THE GIRLS" "CUT." "O.K., LET'S GET THE GIRLS IN THE HOOPS." "O.K., LET'S GET THE GIRLS IN THE HOOPS." "¶BA-BAMA-MAMA." "IN THE HOOPS." "¶BA-BAMA-MAMA." "¶MAMA-MAMAMA." "¶BA-BAMA-MAMA." "¶MAMA-MAMAMA." "¶ MA MA-MA MA MA MA." "¶MAMA-MAMAMA." "¶ MA MA-MA MA MA MA." "Director:" "WE'VEGOTMISSNUDE" "¶ MA MA-MA MA MA MA." "Director:" "WE'VEGOTMISSNUDE  INTERNATIONAL FOLLOWED BY" "Director:" "WE'VEGOTMISSNUDE  INTERNATIONAL FOLLOWED BY GENGHIS KHAN AND ATTILA THE HUN." "INTERNATIONAL FOLLOWED BY GENGHIS KHAN AND ATTILA THE HUN." "UH,I THINKGENGHISKHANAND" "GENGHIS KHAN AND ATTILA THE HUN." "UH,I THINKGENGHISKHANAND ATTILA THE HUN TOGETHER IS TOO" "UH,I THINKGENGHISKHANAND ATTILA THE HUN TOGETHER IS TOO MUCH BECAUSE IT'S BASICALLY RAPE" "ATTILA THE HUN TOGETHER IS TOO MUCH BECAUSE IT'S BASICALLY RAPE AND PILLAGE TWICE." "MUCH BECAUSE IT'S BASICALLY RAPE AND PILLAGE TWICE." "[THE SABRE DANCE PLAYS]" "AND PILLAGE TWICE." "[THE SABRE DANCE PLAYS] LADIES." "[THE SABRE DANCE PLAYS] LADIES." "HELLO." "LADIES." "HELLO." "HI." "HELLO." "HI." "MYSOUBRETTE." "HI." "MYSOUBRETTE." "MY INGENUE. [KISS]" "MYSOUBRETTE." "MY INGENUE. [KISS] DOYOUTHINKILOOK STUPID?" "MY INGENUE. [KISS] DOYOUTHINKILOOK STUPID?" "YOULOOKBEAUTIFUL." "DOYOUTHINKILOOK STUPID?" "YOULOOKBEAUTIFUL." "LIKE A PEACOCK." "YOULOOKBEAUTIFUL." "LIKE A PEACOCK." "...GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN." "LIKE A PEACOCK." "...GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN." "THANK YOU ALL FOR WAITING." "...GOOD AFTERNOON, GENTLEMEN." "THANK YOU ALL FOR WAITING." "I HOPE I HAVEN'T KEPT YOU" "THANK YOU ALL FOR WAITING." "I HOPE I HAVEN'T KEPT YOU TOO LONG." "I HOPE I HAVEN'T KEPT YOU TOO LONG." "UH, RIGHT, WELL, I'LL SET" "TOO LONG." "UH, RIGHT, WELL, I'LL SET STRAIGHT TO IT." "UH, RIGHT, WELL, I'LL SET STRAIGHT TO IT." "I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCE MY LATEST" "STRAIGHT TO IT." "I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCE MY LATEST PRODUCTION, WHICH IS ENTITLED" "I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCE MY LATEST PRODUCTION, WHICH IS ENTITLED ROYALTY FOLLIES." "PRODUCTION, WHICH IS ENTITLED ROYALTY FOLLIES." "THIS WILL BE THE MOST EXPENSIVE" "ROYALTY FOLLIES." "THIS WILL BE THE MOST EXPENSIVE PRODUCTION EVER MOUNTED" "THIS WILL BE THE MOST EXPENSIVE PRODUCTION EVER MOUNTED IN THE U.K." "PRODUCTION EVER MOUNTED IN THE U.K. UH,WEUNDERSTANDTHATYOUR" "IN THE U.K. UH,WEUNDERSTANDTHATYOUR  DAUGHTER IS TO BE IN THE SHOW." "UH,WEUNDERSTANDTHATYOUR  DAUGHTER IS TO BE IN THE SHOW." "WILL SHE BE TOPLESS?" "DAUGHTER IS TO BE IN THE SHOW." "WILL SHE BE TOPLESS?" "UH,NO,SHEWILLNOT." "WILL SHE BE TOPLESS?" "UH,NO,SHEWILLNOT." "ISN'TTHATADOUBLESTANDARD?" "UH,NO,SHEWILLNOT." "ISN'TTHATADOUBLESTANDARD?" "SOMEONEHADTO KEEPTHEIR" "ISN'TTHATADOUBLESTANDARD?" "SOMEONEHADTO KEEPTHEIR CLOTHES ON AND DEBBIE" "SOMEONEHADTO KEEPTHEIR CLOTHES ON AND DEBBIE BRAVELY VOLUNTEERED." "CLOTHES ON AND DEBBIE BRAVELY VOLUNTEERED." "[CHUCKLING]" "BRAVELY VOLUNTEERED." "[CHUCKLING] ¶MAMA MA MA MA ." "[CHUCKLING] ¶MAMA MA MA MA ." "GOOD." "¶MAMA MA MA MA ." "GOOD." "¶ ME ME ME ME." "GOOD." "¶ ME ME ME ME." "¶MEME ME ME ME ." "¶ ME ME ME ME." "¶MEME ME ME ME ." "O.K." "¶MEME ME ME ME ." "O.K. [¶...]" "O.K. [¶...] ¶MYBABYDOESITGOOD" "[¶...] ¶MYBABYDOESITGOOD ¶ HE TREATS IT LIKE HE SHOULD" "¶MYBABYDOESITGOOD ¶ HE TREATS IT LIKE HE SHOULD ¶ WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN," "¶ HE TREATS IT LIKE HE SHOULD ¶ WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN, WHEN I'M FEELING GLOOMY ¶" "¶ WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN, WHEN I'M FEELING GLOOMY ¶ ¶ I'LL TELL YOU NOW," "WHEN I'M FEELING GLOOMY ¶ ¶ I'LL TELL YOU NOW, HE REALLY SOCKS IT TO ME ¶" "¶ I'LL TELL YOU NOW, HE REALLY SOCKS IT TO ME ¶ ¶ SHOOBEE-DOO AND SURE ENOUGH" "HE REALLY SOCKS IT TO ME ¶ ¶ SHOOBEE-DOO AND SURE ENOUGH ¶ MY BABY REALLY KNOWS" "¶ SHOOBEE-DOO AND SURE ENOUGH ¶ MY BABY REALLY KNOWS HIS STUFF ¶" "¶ MY BABY REALLY KNOWS HIS STUFF ¶ ¶ YEAH, MY BABY DOES IT GOOD" "HIS STUFF ¶ ¶ YEAH, MY BABY DOES IT GOOD ¶ MY BABY DOES IT GOOD" "¶ YEAH, MY BABY DOES IT GOOD ¶ MY BABY DOES IT GOOD ¶WIGWAMBAM ," "¶ MY BABY DOES IT GOOD ¶WIGWAMBAM , WANNA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND ¶" "¶WIGWAMBAM , WANNA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND ¶ ¶ TRY A LITTLE TOUCH," "WANNA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND ¶ ¶ TRY A LITTLE TOUCH, TRY A LITTLE TOO MUCH ¶" "¶ TRY A LITTLE TOUCH, TRY A LITTLE TOO MUCH ¶ [MUSIC CHANGES]" "[MAN SNORES, ¶...] ¶THANKYOU FOR COMING TO FOLLIES ¶" "¶THANKYOU FOR COMING TO FOLLIES ¶ ¶ WE HOPE THAT" "FOR COMING TO FOLLIES ¶ ¶ WE HOPE THAT WE'LL SEE YOU SOON ¶" "¶ WE HOPE THAT WE'LL SEE YOU SOON ¶ ¶ WE'D LIKE TO KNOW" "WE'LL SEE YOU SOON ¶ ¶ WE'D LIKE TO KNOW JUST BEFORE YOU GO ¶" "¶ WE'D LIKE TO KNOW JUST BEFORE YOU GO ¶ ¶ THANK YOU FOR SEEING" "JUST BEFORE YOU GO ¶ ¶ THANK YOU FOR SEEING OUR SHOW ¶" "¶ THANK YOU FOR SEEING OUR SHOW ¶ [MUSIC ENDS]" "OUR SHOW ¶ [MUSIC ENDS] [TEPID, SCATTERED APPLAUSE]" "GOODMORNING,DENNIS." "MORNING,SIR." "HOWAREYOU?" "MORNING,SIR." "HOWAREYOU?" "VERYWELL,THANKS." "HOWAREYOU?" "VERYWELL,THANKS." "GOOD,GOOD." "VERYWELL,THANKS." "GOOD,GOOD." "HOWBADIS IT ?" "GOOD,GOOD." "HOWBADIS IT ?" "BOOKINGSJUSTAREN'T" "HOWBADIS IT ?" "BOOKINGSJUSTAREN'T COMING IN." "BOOKINGSJUSTAREN'T COMING IN." "IF IT CARRIES ON LIKE THIS," "COMING IN." "IF IT CARRIES ON LIKE THIS, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A REAL BEATING." "IF IT CARRIES ON LIKE THIS, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A REAL BEATING." "IDON'TUNDERSTAND." "WE'RE GONNA TAKE A REAL BEATING." "IDON'TUNDERSTAND." "IT'S BAFFLING." "IDON'TUNDERSTAND." "IT'S BAFFLING." "I MEAN, THERE'S SOMETHING FOR" "IT'S BAFFLING." "I MEAN, THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE IN THAT SHOW." "I MEAN, THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE IN THAT SHOW." "IS IT THE BLACK AND WHITE BABY" "EVERYONE IN THAT SHOW." "IS IT THE BLACK AND WHITE BABY-- THAT'SMYFAVORITE." "IS IT THE BLACK AND WHITE BABY-- THAT'SMYFAVORITE." "I LOVE THE BLACK AND WHITE BABY." "THAT'SMYFAVORITE." "I LOVE THE BLACK AND WHITE BABY." "IT'S BLOODY HILARIOUS." "I LOVE THE BLACK AND WHITE BABY." "IT'S BLOODY HILARIOUS." "IMEAN,WE 'VEGOTDOLPHINS" "IT'S BLOODY HILARIOUS." "IMEAN,WE 'VEGOTDOLPHINS PULLING KNICKERS OFF GIRLS," "IMEAN,WE 'VEGOTDOLPHINS PULLING KNICKERS OFF GIRLS, FOR GOODNESS' SAKES." "PULLING KNICKERS OFF GIRLS, FOR GOODNESS' SAKES." "I MEAN, WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?" "FOR GOODNESS' SAKES." "I MEAN, WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?" "EXCUSEME,MR.RAYMOND." "I MEAN, WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?" "EXCUSEME,MR.RAYMOND." "I'VE GOT A GENTLEMAN ON THE" "EXCUSEME,MR.RAYMOND." "I'VE GOT A GENTLEMAN ON THE PHONE FOR YOU." "I'VE GOT A GENTLEMAN ON THE PHONE FOR YOU." "HE SAYS HE'S YOUR SON." "PHONE FOR YOU." "HE SAYS HE'S YOUR SON." "WELL,JUSTTAKEHIS NUMBER." "HE SAYS HE'S YOUR SON." "WELL,JUSTTAKEHIS NUMBER." "I GET A LOT OF CRANK CALLS." "WELL,JUSTTAKEHIS NUMBER." "I GET A LOT OF CRANK CALLS." "WELL, WE'VE GOTTA MAKE SURE THAT" "I GET A LOT OF CRANK CALLS." "WELL, WE'VE GOTTA MAKE SURE THAT FIONA'S NEXT SHOW IS..." "WELL, WE'VE GOTTA MAKE SURE THAT FIONA'S NEXT SHOW IS..." "A KNOCKOUT." "YEAH." "FIONA'S NEXT SHOW IS..." "A KNOCKOUT." "YEAH." "WEHAVETO MAKEASBIGA" "A KNOCKOUT." "YEAH." "WEHAVETO MAKEASBIGA  SPLASH AS POSSIBLE." "WEHAVETO MAKEASBIGA  SPLASH AS POSSIBLE." "BIGGER THAN THOSE DAMN DOLPHINS." "SPLASH AS POSSIBLE." "BIGGER THAN THOSE DAMN DOLPHINS." "...MY NAME IS PAUL RAYMOND." "BIGGER THAN THOSE DAMN DOLPHINS." "...MY NAME IS PAUL RAYMOND." "THIS IS FIONA RICHMOND." "...MY NAME IS PAUL RAYMOND." "THIS IS FIONA RICHMOND." "FIONA RICHMOND IS STARRING IN" "THIS IS FIONA RICHMOND." "FIONA RICHMOND IS STARRING IN THE WEST END FARCE LET'S GET" "FIONA RICHMOND IS STARRING IN THE WEST END FARCE LET'S GET LAID STARTING THIS" "THE WEST END FARCE LET'S GET LAID STARTING THIS THURSDAY NIGHT." "LAID STARTING THIS THURSDAY NIGHT." "IF YOU ENJOY, AS I DO," "THURSDAY NIGHT." "IF YOU ENJOY, AS I DO, LOOKING AT NUDE LADIES," "IF YOU ENJOY, AS I DO, LOOKING AT NUDE LADIES, PLEASE DO COME ALONG." "LOOKING AT NUDE LADIES, PLEASE DO COME ALONG." "YOU SHAN'T BE DISAPPOINTED." "PLEASE DO COME ALONG." "YOU SHAN'T BE DISAPPOINTED." "Woman:" "THAT'SDISGUSTING." "YOU SHAN'T BE DISAPPOINTED." "Woman:" "THAT'SDISGUSTING." "NO,IT'SNOTDISGUSTING." "Woman:" "THAT'SDISGUSTING." "NO,IT'SNOTDISGUSTING." "IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL." "NO,IT'SNOTDISGUSTING." "IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL." "IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR LADY" "IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL." "IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR LADY GODIVA, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR" "IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR LADY GODIVA, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR FIONA RICHMOND." "GODIVA, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR FIONA RICHMOND." "THAT'SENOUGHNOW." "FIONA RICHMOND." "THAT'SENOUGHNOW." "ENOUGH FUN." "THAT'SENOUGHNOW." "ENOUGH FUN." "GET OFF." "ENOUGH FUN." "GET OFF." "Fiona:" "SORRY,EVERYONE!" "GET OFF." "Fiona:" "SORRY,EVERYONE!" "YOU'VEHADYOURLAUGHS." "Fiona:" "SORRY,EVERYONE!" "YOU'VEHADYOURLAUGHS." "COME ON." "YOU'VEHADYOURLAUGHS." "COME ON." "ALL RIGHT, GET RID OF THE HORSE," "COME ON." "ALL RIGHT, GET RID OF THE HORSE, IT'S BLOCKING THE ROAD." "ALL RIGHT, GET RID OF THE HORSE, IT'S BLOCKING THE ROAD." "[¶...]" "IT'S BLOCKING THE ROAD." "[¶...] LADYGODIVA." "[¶...] LADYGODIVA." "HOW ARE YOU?" "LADYGODIVA." "HOW ARE YOU?" "ITWENTBRILLIANTLY." "HOW ARE YOU?" "ITWENTBRILLIANTLY." "PAUL,FIONA." "ITWENTBRILLIANTLY." "PAUL,FIONA." "LET'S GET LAID." "PAUL,FIONA." "LET'S GET LAID." "[GLASSES CLINK]" "LET'S GET LAID." "[GLASSES CLINK] [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS, CHEERS]" "[GLASSES CLINK] [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS, CHEERS] [¶...]" "[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS, CHEERS] [¶...] I,I 'DRATHERSEEABEAUTIFUL" "[¶...] I,I 'DRATHERSEEABEAUTIFUL LADY WITH HER TOP OFF THAN" "I,I 'DRATHERSEEABEAUTIFUL LADY WITH HER TOP OFF THAN A MIDDLE-AGED MAN WITH HIS" "LADY WITH HER TOP OFF THAN A MIDDLE-AGED MAN WITH HIS PANTS DOWN." "A MIDDLE-AGED MAN WITH HIS PANTS DOWN." "I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO SEE BRIAN" "PANTS DOWN." "I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO SEE BRIAN RIX WITH HIS TROUSERS DOWN ALL" "I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO SEE BRIAN RIX WITH HIS TROUSERS DOWN ALL THE TIME?" "RIX WITH HIS TROUSERS DOWN ALL THE TIME?" "WELL,WELL,WELL," "THE TIME?" "WELL,WELL,WELL, DEBORAH RAYMOND." "WELL,WELL,WELL, DEBORAH RAYMOND." "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE." "DEBORAH RAYMOND." "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE." "HELLO." "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE." "HELLO." "YOU LOOK GORGEOUS." "HELLO." "YOU LOOK GORGEOUS." "OH,YOUWEREWONDERFUL" "YOU LOOK GORGEOUS." "OH,YOUWEREWONDERFUL THIS EVENING." "OH,YOUWEREWONDERFUL THIS EVENING." "DON'T,I 'MHARDLYIN IT ." "THIS EVENING." "DON'T,I 'MHARDLYIN IT ." "NO,THISIS ALLDOWNTOYOU." "DON'T,I 'MHARDLYIN IT ." "NO,THISIS ALLDOWNTOYOU." "HELLO,MR.RAYMOND." "NO,THISIS ALLDOWNTOYOU." "HELLO,MR.RAYMOND." "PA'SREALLYHAPPYAND IT'SA" "HELLO,MR.RAYMOND." "PA'SREALLYHAPPYAND IT'SA SMASH HIT, ISN'T IT?" "PA'SREALLYHAPPYAND IT'SA SMASH HIT, ISN'T IT?" "MM-HMM." "SMASH HIT, ISN'T IT?" "MM-HMM." "YOU'REA VERYLUCKYMAN ," "MM-HMM." "YOU'REA VERYLUCKYMAN , PAUL, GETTING TO SHARE YOUR BED" "YOU'REA VERYLUCKYMAN , PAUL, GETTING TO SHARE YOUR BED WITH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND" "PAUL, GETTING TO SHARE YOUR BED WITH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED WOMAN." "WITH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED WOMAN." "AREYOUFLIRTINGWITH" "TALENTED WOMAN." "AREYOUFLIRTINGWITH MY GIRLFRIEND?" "AREYOUFLIRTINGWITH MY GIRLFRIEND?" "AH,I MIGHTBE ." "MY GIRLFRIEND?" "AH,I MIGHTBE ." "SHOULDI BEJEALOUS?" "AH,I MIGHTBE ." "SHOULDI BEJEALOUS?" "WELL,THAT'SUP TO YOU." "SHOULDI BEJEALOUS?" "WELL,THAT'SUP TO YOU." "HOWARETHEFOLLIESGOING?" "WELL,THAT'SUP TO YOU." "HOWARETHEFOLLIESGOING?" "OH,TONY,IDON 'TWANTTO" "HOWARETHEFOLLIESGOING?" "OH,TONY,IDON 'TWANTTO TALK ABOUT IT." "OH,TONY,IDON 'TWANTTO TALK ABOUT IT." "WELL,MYAPARTMENT'SRIGHTAT" "TALK ABOUT IT." "WELL,MYAPARTMENT'SRIGHTAT THE TOP, SO THERE'S VERY LITTLE" "WELL,MYAPARTMENT'SRIGHTAT THE TOP, SO THERE'S VERY LITTLE LIGHT POLLUTION." "THE TOP, SO THERE'S VERY LITTLE LIGHT POLLUTION." "YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE STARS" "LIGHT POLLUTION." "YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE STARS FROM THE BED." "YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE STARS FROM THE BED." "I'DLOVETO SEEIT." "FROM THE BED." "I'DLOVETO SEEIT." "YOUALLRIGHT,DEB ?" "I'DLOVETO SEEIT." "YOUALLRIGHT,DEB ?" "YOU O.K.?" "YOUALLRIGHT,DEB ?" "YOU O.K.?" "TIRED." "YOU O.K.?" "TIRED." "ANDI ALSOHAVEASUNBED" "TIRED." "ANDI ALSOHAVEASUNBED ABOVE THE BED SO YOU CAN GET A" "ANDI ALSOHAVEASUNBED ABOVE THE BED SO YOU CAN GET A TAN AT THE SAME TIME." "ABOVE THE BED SO YOU CAN GET A TAN AT THE SAME TIME." "IHAVESOMETHINGTHAT'LL" "TAN AT THE SAME TIME." "IHAVESOMETHINGTHAT'LL CHEER YOU UP." "IHAVESOMETHINGTHAT'LL CHEER YOU UP." "...HAVE TO DO IT QUICK, RIGHT?" "CHEER YOU UP." "...HAVE TO DO IT QUICK, RIGHT?" "YEAH,I  HAVE TO DO IT QUICK, RIGHT?" "YEAH,I ..." "THISWAY,RIGHT." "YEAH,I ..." "THISWAY,RIGHT." "[INHALES DEEPLY]" "THISWAY,RIGHT." "[INHALES DEEPLY] [SNIFFS] HA!" "[INHALES DEEPLY] [SNIFFS] HA!" "THERE YOU GO." "[SNIFFS] HA!" "THERE YOU GO." "Woman:" "WOW,IT 'SAMAZING!" "THERE YOU GO." "Woman:" "WOW,IT 'SAMAZING!" "[¶...]" "Woman:" "WOW,IT 'SAMAZING!" "[¶...] AH,HOMEAT LAST." "[¶...] AH,HOMEAT LAST." "[ALL LAUGH]" "AH,HOMEAT LAST." "[ALL LAUGH] ILOVEYOU." "[ALL LAUGH] ILOVEYOU." "ILOVEYOU,TOO ." "ILOVEYOU." "ILOVEYOU,TOO ." "I'MSOGLADYOU GUYSLOVE" "ILOVEYOU,TOO ." "I'MSOGLADYOU GUYSLOVE  EACH OTHER." "I'MSOGLADYOU GUYSLOVE  EACH OTHER." "ANDI LIKEYOUALOT!" "EACH OTHER." "ANDI LIKEYOUALOT!" "AND I LIKE YOU A LOT." "ANDI LIKEYOUALOT!" "AND I LIKE YOU A LOT." "[LAUGHING]GOOD." "AND I LIKE YOU A LOT." "[LAUGHING]GOOD." "[KNOCKING]" "[LAUGHING]GOOD." "[KNOCKING] HERE'SDEBBIE." "[KNOCKING] HERE'SDEBBIE." "HELLO." "HERE'SDEBBIE." "HELLO." "HELLO,DARLING.[CHUCKLES]" "HELLO." "HELLO,DARLING.[CHUCKLES] DOYOUWANTUSTO,UM," "HELLO,DARLING.[CHUCKLES] DOYOUWANTUSTO,UM, HEAD ON WHEN SHE, WHEN SHE" "DOYOUWANTUSTO,UM, HEAD ON WHEN SHE, WHEN SHE COMES IN?" "HEAD ON WHEN SHE, WHEN SHE COMES IN?" "UH,YES." "COMES IN?" "UH,YES." "YES, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND." "UH,YES." "YES, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND." "COULDBELITTLEBIT AWKWARD." "YES, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND." "COULDBELITTLEBIT AWKWARD." "HELLO." "COULDBELITTLEBIT AWKWARD." "HELLO." "HI,HOWAREYOU ?" "HELLO." "HI,HOWAREYOU ?" "Carl:" "HAVEASEAT." "HI,HOWAREYOU ?" "Carl:" "HAVEASEAT." "OH,THANKYOU,CARL." "Carl:" "HAVEASEAT." "OH,THANKYOU,CARL." "Paul:" "THEREWE ARE." "OH,THANKYOU,CARL." "Paul:" "THEREWE ARE." "HI." "Paul:" "THEREWE ARE." "HI." "THANK YOU." "HI." "THANK YOU." "WOULD YOU LIKE A DROP?" "THANK YOU." "WOULD YOU LIKE A DROP?" "YES,PLEASE." "WOULD YOU LIKE A DROP?" "YES,PLEASE." "HOW'STHEVOICE?" "YES,PLEASE." "HOW'STHEVOICE?" "IT'SO.K." "HOW'STHEVOICE?" "IT'SO.K. IT WAS A BIT HOARSE WHEN I WOKE" "IT'SO.K. IT WAS A BIT HOARSE WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING." "IT WAS A BIT HOARSE WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING." "DOESN'TSOUNDHOARSE." "UP THIS MORNING." "DOESN'TSOUNDHOARSE." "MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU DON'T LOOK" "DOESN'TSOUNDHOARSE." "MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A HORSE." "MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A HORSE." "Carl:" "YEAH,YOUCERTAINLY" "LIKE A HORSE." "Carl:" "YEAH,YOUCERTAINLY DON'T." "Carl:" "YEAH,YOUCERTAINLY DON'T." "NOTATTHISMOMENTINTIME." "DON'T." "NOTATTHISMOMENTINTIME." "PINEAPPLEJUICEIS WHATYOU" "NOTATTHISMOMENTINTIME." "PINEAPPLEJUICEIS WHATYOU  WANT FOR THE THROAT." "PINEAPPLEJUICEIS WHATYOU  WANT FOR THE THROAT." "TONY,WEOUGHTTO, UH..." "WANT FOR THE THROAT." "TONY,WEOUGHTTO, UH..." "YES,YES,YES." "TONY,WEOUGHTTO, UH..." "YES,YES,YES." "JUSTA SECOND." "YES,YES,YES." "JUSTA SECOND." "SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT." "JUSTA SECOND." "SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT." "SEEYOUIN ALITTLEBIT." "SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT." "SEEYOUIN ALITTLEBIT." "Tony:" "SEEYOUINA BIT." "SEEYOUIN ALITTLEBIT." "Tony:" "SEEYOUINA BIT." "APPARENTLY,ASWELL,IFYOU" "Tony:" "SEEYOUINA BIT." "APPARENTLY,ASWELL,IFYOU HAVE CHOCOLATE, IT'S GOOD FOR" "APPARENTLY,ASWELL,IFYOU HAVE CHOCOLATE, IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR VOICE." "HAVE CHOCOLATE, IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR VOICE." "IT SOOTHES IT." "YOUR VOICE." "IT SOOTHES IT." "UM,I WASTHINKING,UH," "IT SOOTHES IT." "UM,I WASTHINKING,UH,  WE SHOULD THINK OF PERHAPS" "UM,I WASTHINKING,UH,  WE SHOULD THINK OF PERHAPS FINDING ANOTHER VEHICLE FOR" "WE SHOULD THINK OF PERHAPS FINDING ANOTHER VEHICLE FOR YOUR TALENTS." "FINDING ANOTHER VEHICLE FOR YOUR TALENTS." "IREALLYLIKETHE FOLLIES," "YOUR TALENTS." "IREALLYLIKETHE FOLLIES, THOUGH." "IREALLYLIKETHE FOLLIES, THOUGH." "IKNOW,IJUSTTHINK," "THOUGH." "IKNOW,IJUSTTHINK, YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD FIND" "IKNOW,IJUSTTHINK, YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD FIND SOMETHING ELSE." "YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD FIND SOMETHING ELSE." "IDON'TTHINKWESHOULD." "SOMETHING ELSE." "IDON'TTHINKWESHOULD." "I REALLY ENJOY IT AND I REALLY" "IDON'TTHINKWESHOULD." "I REALLY ENJOY IT AND I REALLY ENJOY IT EVERY NIGHT." "I REALLY ENJOY IT AND I REALLY ENJOY IT EVERY NIGHT." "I'MTHINKINGOF CANCELING" "ENJOY IT EVERY NIGHT." "I'MTHINKINGOF CANCELING THE SHOW." "I'MTHINKINGOF CANCELING THE SHOW." "THE PUBLIC WERE NOT READY." "THE SHOW." "THE PUBLIC WERE NOT READY." "THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT," "THE PUBLIC WERE NOT READY." "THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT, THEY DIDN'T GET IT." "THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT, THEY DIDN'T GET IT." "MORE FOOL THEM." "THEY DIDN'T GET IT." "MORE FOOL THEM." "[CHOKINGUP]IMEAN,ISIT ," "MORE FOOL THEM." "[CHOKINGUP]IMEAN,ISIT , IS IT MY..." "[CHOKINGUP]IMEAN,ISIT , IS IT MY..." "IS IT MY FAULT?" "IS IT MY..." "IS IT MY FAULT?" "NO,IT'SNOT." "IS IT MY FAULT?" "NO,IT'SNOT." "OF COURSE IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT," "NO,IT'SNOT." "OF COURSE IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, NO." "OF COURSE IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, NO." "IT WAS HEMORRHAGING CASH," "NO." "IT WAS HEMORRHAGING CASH, YOU KNOW." "IT WAS HEMORRHAGING CASH, YOU KNOW." "I'VE GOT TO BALANCE THE BOOKS," "YOU KNOW." "I'VE GOT TO BALANCE THE BOOKS, YOU KNOW, THAT'S..." "I'VE GOT TO BALANCE THE BOOKS, YOU KNOW, THAT'S..." "WELL,WHATAM IGONNADONOW," "YOU KNOW, THAT'S..." "WELL,WHATAM IGONNADONOW, PA?" "WELL,WHATAM IGONNADONOW, PA?" "I WANT TO BE ABLE TO ACT AND" "PA?" "I WANT TO BE ABLE TO ACT AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SING." "I WANT TO BE ABLE TO ACT AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SING." "AND I WAS DOING THAT AND NOW" "I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SING." "AND I WAS DOING THAT AND NOW EVERYONE'S GOING TO" "AND I WAS DOING THAT AND NOW EVERYONE'S GOING TO-- DON'TCRY." "EVERYONE'S GOING TO-- DON'TCRY." "BUTTHEY'REGOINGTOKNOW" "DON'TCRY." "BUTTHEY'REGOINGTOKNOW  THAT I WAS IN THE SHOW THAT YOU" "BUTTHEY'REGOINGTOKNOW  THAT I WAS IN THE SHOW THAT YOU PUT ME IN AND I WASN'T GOOD" "THAT I WAS IN THE SHOW THAT YOU PUT ME IN AND I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH AND NOW NOBODY'S GOING TO" "PUT ME IN AND I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH AND NOW NOBODY'S GOING TO HIRE ME IN ANYTHING ELSE" "ENOUGH AND NOW NOBODY'S GOING TO HIRE ME IN ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN." "HIRE ME IN ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN." "DON'TCRY." "EVER AGAIN." "DON'TCRY." "I'MSORRY,PA ,BUTI'M UPSET" "DON'TCRY." "I'MSORRY,PA ,BUTI'M UPSET ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST TOLD ME!" "I'MSORRY,PA ,BUTI'M UPSET ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST TOLD ME!" "BUTDON'TCRY!" "ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST TOLD ME!" "BUTDON'TCRY!" "THE SHOW'S LOSING MONEY." "BUTDON'TCRY!" "THE SHOW'S LOSING MONEY." "I CAN'T HEMORRHAGE CASH JUST" "THE SHOW'S LOSING MONEY." "I CAN'T HEMORRHAGE CASH JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO..." "SING." "I CAN'T HEMORRHAGE CASH JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO..." "SING." "DON'T CRY, THERE'S NOTHING TO" "BECAUSE YOU WANT TO..." "SING." "DON'T CRY, THERE'S NOTHING TO CRY ABOUT." "DON'T CRY, THERE'S NOTHING TO CRY ABOUT." "[MUMBLESINDISTINCTLY]" "CRY ABOUT." "[MUMBLESINDISTINCTLY] THERE'SNOTHINGTO CRYABOUT." "[MUMBLESINDISTINCTLY] THERE'SNOTHINGTO CRYABOUT." "[EMOTIONALLY]I 'MSORRY." "THERE'SNOTHINGTO CRYABOUT." "[EMOTIONALLY]I 'MSORRY." "DRY,DRYYOUR," "[EMOTIONALLY]I 'MSORRY." "DRY,DRYYOUR, DRY YOUR TEARS." "DRY,DRYYOUR, DRY YOUR TEARS." "COME ON." "DRY YOUR TEARS." "COME ON." "COME ON, DRY YOUR TEARS." "COME ON." "COME ON, DRY YOUR TEARS." "ANYTHINGELSEFOR" "COME ON, DRY YOUR TEARS." "ANYTHINGELSEFOR MISS RAYMOND?" "ANYTHINGELSEFOR MISS RAYMOND?" "CANI HAVESOMECHAMPAGNE?" "MISS RAYMOND?" "CANI HAVESOMECHAMPAGNE?" "WOULDYOULIKEANOTHERBOTTLE" "CANI HAVESOMECHAMPAGNE?" "WOULDYOULIKEANOTHERBOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE?" "WOULDYOULIKEANOTHERBOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE?" "YES,PLEASE." "OF CHAMPAGNE?" "YES,PLEASE." "[SOBS]" "YES,PLEASE." "[SOBS] YOURMASCARA'SRUNNING." "[SOBS] YOURMASCARA'SRUNNING." "I'MJUSTGONNAGO, UM," "YOURMASCARA'SRUNNING." "I'MJUSTGONNAGO, UM,  I'M JUST GONNA GO TO THE LOO." "I'MJUSTGONNAGO, UM,  I'M JUST GONNA GO TO THE LOO." "[¶...]" "Tony:..." "ONEOF MY  FAVORITE THINGS." "Carl:" "THEY'REALLACES." "FAVORITE THINGS." "Carl:" "THEY'REALLACES." "TONY,DOYOUHAVE,UM," "Carl:" "THEY'REALLACES." "TONY,DOYOUHAVE,UM, A PICK-ME-UP?" "TONY,DOYOUHAVE,UM, A PICK-ME-UP?" "AREYOUALLRIGHT," "A PICK-ME-UP?" "AREYOUALLRIGHT, SWEETHEART?" "AREYOUALLRIGHT, SWEETHEART?" "I'MO.K." "SWEETHEART?" "I'MO.K. YEAH, YEAH, THANK YOU." "I'MO.K. YEAH, YEAH, THANK YOU." "THANKS." "YEAH, YEAH, THANK YOU." "THANKS." "Carl:" "DIDN'TTAKETHAT" "THANKS." "Carl:" "DIDN'TTAKETHAT SO WELL." "Carl:" "DIDN'TTAKETHAT SO WELL." "NO,SHEDIDN'T." "SO WELL." "NO,SHEDIDN'T." "ITHINKYOUSHOULD" "NO,SHEDIDN'T." "ITHINKYOUSHOULD WATCH THAT." "ITHINKYOUSHOULD WATCH THAT." "OH,SHE'SFINE." "WATCH THAT." "OH,SHE'SFINE." "SHE'S A BIG GIRL." "OH,SHE'SFINE." "SHE'S A BIG GIRL." "SHE'SA KID." "SHE'S A BIG GIRL." "SHE'SA KID." "[TOILET FLUSHES]" "SHE'SA KID." "[TOILET FLUSHES] [SNORTS]" "[TOILET FLUSHES] [SNORTS] [¶...]" "[HOT JAZZ BEGINS]" "Woman:" "GOODEVENING,TONY." "EVENING." "[¶...]" "EVENING." "[¶...] DEB?" "[¶...] DEB?" "UM,I 'LLHAVEAVODKATONIC." "DEB?" "UM,I 'LLHAVEAVODKATONIC." "THANK YOU." "UM,I 'LLHAVEAVODKATONIC." "THANK YOU." "Tony:" "ANDASCOTCH,PLEASE." "THANK YOU." "Tony:" "ANDASCOTCH,PLEASE." "[¶...]" "Tony:" "ANDASCOTCH,PLEASE." "[¶...] IT'SQUITEPHALLIC,ISN 'TIT?" "[¶...] IT'SQUITEPHALLIC,ISN 'TIT?" "YES." "IT'SQUITEPHALLIC,ISN 'TIT?" "YES." "IF MY PENIS WAS SHAPED LIKE A" "YES." "IF MY PENIS WAS SHAPED LIKE A SAXOPHONE, I'D SEEK URGENT" "IF MY PENIS WAS SHAPED LIKE A SAXOPHONE, I'D SEEK URGENT MEDICAL ATTENTION." "SAXOPHONE, I'D SEEK URGENT MEDICAL ATTENTION." "THERE'SPAOVERTHERE." "MEDICAL ATTENTION." "THERE'SPAOVERTHERE." "WITH THOSE GIRLS." "THERE'SPAOVERTHERE." "WITH THOSE GIRLS." "THEY LOOK ABOUT 12 YEARS OLD." "WITH THOSE GIRLS." "THEY LOOK ABOUT 12 YEARS OLD." "ITELLYOU,IDIDLOVETHE" "THEY LOOK ABOUT 12 YEARS OLD." "ITELLYOU,IDIDLOVETHE SHOW, BUT..." "ITELLYOU,IDIDLOVETHE SHOW, BUT..." "Tony:" "YOUKNOWWHAT" "SHOW, BUT..." "Tony:" "YOUKNOWWHAT HE'S LIKE." "Tony:" "YOUKNOWWHAT HE'S LIKE." "YEAH,I DOKNOWWHAT" "HE'S LIKE." "YEAH,I DOKNOWWHAT HE'S LIKE." "YEAH,I DOKNOWWHAT HE'S LIKE." "THAT'S WHAT PISSES ME OFF." "HE'S LIKE." "THAT'S WHAT PISSES ME OFF." "WELLI ,I 'VEGOTSOMEHARD" "THAT'S WHAT PISSES ME OFF." "WELLI ,I 'VEGOTSOMEHARD FEELING" " WELL, I WILL" "WELLI ,I 'VEGOTSOMEHARD FEELING" " WELL, I WILL HAVE LATER." "FEELING" " WELL, I WILL HAVE LATER." "Tony:" "COMEON ,LET'SDO" "HAVE LATER." "Tony:" "COMEON ,LET'SDO A LINE." "Tony:" "COMEON ,LET'SDO A LINE." "ISSHEANGRYWITHDADDY?" "A LINE." "ISSHEANGRYWITHDADDY?" "Debbie:" "O.K." "ISSHEANGRYWITHDADDY?" "Debbie:" "O.K. KEEPTHESETWOLOVELYDISHES" "Debbie:" "O.K. KEEPTHESETWOLOVELYDISHES ON THE BOIL." "KEEPTHESETWOLOVELYDISHES ON THE BOIL." "[LAUGHTER]" "ON THE BOIL." "[LAUGHTER] 'CAUSE I'M WORKING UP QUITE A" "[LAUGHTER] 'CAUSE I'M WORKING UP QUITE A LARGE APPETITE." "'CAUSE I'M WORKING UP QUITE A LARGE APPETITE." "[GIRLS GIGGLE]" "LARGE APPETITE." "[GIRLS GIGGLE] EXCUSE ME." "[GIRLS GIGGLE] EXCUSE ME." "OOP, DO YOU MIND?" "EXCUSE ME." "OOP, DO YOU MIND?" "[JAZZ CONTINUES]" "[CHUCKLING]" "OH." "HI." "[CLEARS THROAT] RIGHT, WELL, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT" "[CLEARS THROAT] RIGHT, WELL, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, OBVIOUSLY." "RIGHT, WELL, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, OBVIOUSLY." "NO,WEWERELITERALLYJUST" "LOOKS LIKE, OBVIOUSLY." "NO,WEWERELITERALLYJUST  HAVING A SNOG IN THE LADIES." "NO,WEWERELITERALLYJUST  HAVING A SNOG IN THE LADIES." "NO." "HAVING A SNOG IN THE LADIES." "NO." "NO, NO, NO." "NO." "NO, NO, NO." "WHOA, NO, NO, NO." "NO, NO, NO." "WHOA, NO, NO, NO." "WE WERE JUST..." "WHOA, NO, NO, NO." "WE WERE JUST..." "WHEREDIDYOUGET THIS?" "WE WERE JUST..." "WHEREDIDYOUGET THIS?" "IF YOU'RE JUST BUYING IT OFF" "WHEREDIDYOUGET THIS?" "IF YOU'RE JUST BUYING IT OFF SOME RANDOM GUY IN THE STREET," "IF YOU'RE JUST BUYING IT OFF SOME RANDOM GUY IN THE STREET, YOU'RE CRAZY" " IT'S JUNK." "SOME RANDOM GUY IN THE STREET, YOU'RE CRAZY" " IT'S JUNK." "IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS KIND OF" "YOU'RE CRAZY" " IT'S JUNK." "IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS KIND OF THING, GET THE GOOD STUFF." "IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS KIND OF THING, GET THE GOOD STUFF." "YEAH,WELL." "THING, GET THE GOOD STUFF." "YEAH,WELL." "WELL, THAT'S MINE, PAUL, SO IT" "YEAH,WELL." "WELL, THAT'S MINE, PAUL, SO IT IS THE GOOD STUFF, SO..." "WELL, THAT'S MINE, PAUL, SO IT IS THE GOOD STUFF, SO..." "[SNIFF, SNIFF]" "IS THE GOOD STUFF, SO..." "[SNIFF, SNIFF] OH,RIGHT,WELL..." "[SNIFF, SNIFF] OH,RIGHT,WELL..." "GOOD." "OH,RIGHT,WELL..." "GOOD." "BUTTHANKYOUFOR YOUR" "GOOD." "BUTTHANKYOUFOR YOUR ADVICE." "BUTTHANKYOUFOR YOUR ADVICE." "I WILL REMEMBER THAT FOREVER." "ADVICE." "I WILL REMEMBER THAT FOREVER." "TONY,TAKEHERHOME." "I WILL REMEMBER THAT FOREVER." "TONY,TAKEHERHOME." "PA." "TONY,TAKEHERHOME." "PA." "COMEON,DEBS." "PA." "COMEON,DEBS." "AREYOUBEINGSERIOUS?" "COMEON,DEBS." "AREYOUBEINGSERIOUS?" "NO, THIS IS, NO, THIS IS THE" "AREYOUBEINGSERIOUS?" "NO, THIS IS, NO, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN HAPPY ALL" "NO, THIS IS, NO, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN HAPPY ALL DAY LONG." "FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN HAPPY ALL DAY LONG." "COMEON,DEBBIE." "DAD  ." "DAY LONG." "COMEON,DEBBIE." "DAD  ." "LOOK,I 'LLPUTYOUINA CAB." "COMEON,DEBBIE." "DAD  ." "LOOK,I 'LLPUTYOUINA CAB." "GOANDHAVEFUN WITHYOUR" "LOOK,I 'LLPUTYOUINA CAB." "GOANDHAVEFUN WITHYOUR  FOUR-YEAR-OLD FRIENDS." "GOANDHAVEFUN WITHYOUR  FOUR-YEAR-OLD FRIENDS." "AND YOU'RE JUST BEING" "FOUR-YEAR-OLD FRIENDS." "AND YOU'RE JUST BEING AN OLD MAN!" "AND YOU'RE JUST BEING AN OLD MAN!" "YEAH,ANDYOU'VEMADEME" "AN OLD MAN!" "YEAH,ANDYOU'VEMADEME AN OLD MAN." "YEAH,ANDYOU'VEMADEME AN OLD MAN." "[MUFFLED MUSIC CONTINUES...]" "[MACHINERY WHIRS] ALLOFUS AREINTHEGUTTER, BUT SOME OF US ARE LOOKING AT" "ALLOFUS AREINTHEGUTTER, BUT SOME OF US ARE LOOKING AT THE STARS." "BUT SOME OF US ARE LOOKING AT THE STARS." "Woman:" "WOW." "THE STARS." "Woman:" "WOW." "[KISS]" "Woman:" "WOW." "[KISS] Paul:[ SIGHS]THATWASOSCAR" "[KISS] Paul:[ SIGHS]THATWASOSCAR WILDE, BY THE WAY, SAID THAT." "Paul:[ SIGHS]THATWASOSCAR WILDE, BY THE WAY, SAID THAT." "IKNOW." "WILDE, BY THE WAY, SAID THAT." "IKNOW." "[WOMEN GIGGLE]" "WELL,I DON'TMINDPUSHING THE ENVELOPE, YOU KNOW, TAKING A RISK." "THE ENVELOPE, YOU KNOW, TAKING A RISK." "I DON'T WANNA SHOW" "TAKING A RISK." "I DON'T WANNA SHOW TOO MUCH PINK." "I DON'T WANNA SHOW TOO MUCH PINK." "OFCOURSE." "TOO MUCH PINK." "OFCOURSE." "IT'S GONNA BE CLASSY." "OFCOURSE." "IT'S GONNA BE CLASSY." "NOPENETRATION." "IT'S GONNA BE CLASSY." "NOPENETRATION." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "NOPENETRATION." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "NO, NO." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "NO, NO." "NO." "NO, NO." "NO." "IFIT'SINTERESTING," "NO." "IFIT'SINTERESTING, THEN WE CAN GIVE IT A..." "IFIT'SINTERESTING, THEN WE CAN GIVE IT A..." "INTERESTING?" "THEN WE CAN GIVE IT A..." "INTERESTING?" "THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR US TO" "INTERESTING?" "THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR US TO REWRITE THE CULTURAL HISTORY OF" "THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR US TO REWRITE THE CULTURAL HISTORY OF THIS NATION." "REWRITE THE CULTURAL HISTORY OF THIS NATION." "THESEGIRLSAREPREPAREDTO" "THIS NATION." "THESEGIRLSAREPREPAREDTO DO THAT?" "THESEGIRLSAREPREPAREDTO DO THAT?" "YEAH." "DO THAT?" "YEAH." "OH, YEAH, YEAH." "YEAH." "OH, YEAH, YEAH." "[¶...]" "OH, YEAH, YEAH." "[¶...] [SNORTING DEEPLY]" "[¶...] [SNORTING DEEPLY] [¶...]" "[SNORTING DEEPLY] [¶...] O.K.,A BITTOOMUCHTEASE." "[¶...] O.K.,A BITTOOMUCHTEASE." "LET'S TAKE 'EM DOWN." "O.K.,A BITTOOMUCHTEASE." "LET'S TAKE 'EM DOWN." "THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S IT." "LET'S TAKE 'EM DOWN." "THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S IT." "BACK AGAINST THE WALL." "THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S IT." "BACK AGAINST THE WALL." "I WANNA SEE SOMETHING." "BACK AGAINST THE WALL." "I WANNA SEE SOMETHING." "I DON'T WANNA THINK I MIGHT BE" "I WANNA SEE SOMETHING." "I DON'T WANNA THINK I MIGHT BE SEEING SOMETHING." "I DON'T WANNA THINK I MIGHT BE SEEING SOMETHING." "I WANNA SEE IT." "SEEING SOMETHING." "I WANNA SEE IT." "LOVELY, THAT'S GREAT." "I WANNA SEE IT." "LOVELY, THAT'S GREAT." "THAT'S GOOD." "LOVELY, THAT'S GREAT." "THAT'S GOOD." "[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]" "THAT'S GOOD." "[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] IFYOUCOME..." "YEAH." "[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] IFYOUCOME..." "YEAH." "THAT'S IT." "IFYOUCOME..." "YEAH." "THAT'S IT." "THAT'S GOOD." "THAT'S IT." "THAT'S GOOD." "THAT'S IT." "THAT'S GOOD." "THAT'S IT." "THIS ISN'T, IT'S NOT GERMANY." "THAT'S IT." "THIS ISN'T, IT'S NOT GERMANY." "SO WE'LL JUST..." "THIS ISN'T, IT'S NOT GERMANY." "SO WE'LL JUST..." "THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT." "SO WE'LL JUST..." "THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT." "BEAUTIFUL." "THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT." "BEAUTIFUL." "...LOOK AT THAT." "BEAUTIFUL." "...LOOK AT THAT." "I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL." "...LOOK AT THAT." "I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL." "WE'VE GOTTA USE HER AGAIN," "I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL." "WE'VE GOTTA USE HER AGAIN, SHE'S AMAZING." "WE'VE GOTTA USE HER AGAIN, SHE'S AMAZING." "CANI HAVEALOOK?" "SHE'S AMAZING." "CANI HAVEALOOK?" "Paul:" "YES,PLEASEDO." "CANI HAVEALOOK?" "Paul:" "YES,PLEASEDO." "I'M, I'M, I'M VERY WORRIED" "Paul:" "YES,PLEASEDO." "I'M, I'M, I'M VERY WORRIED ABOUT THIS." "I'M, I'M, I'M VERY WORRIED ABOUT THIS." "Tony:" "OH,PAUL." "ABOUT THIS." "Tony:" "OH,PAUL." "AREWEGOINGTORUNINTO" "Tony:" "OH,PAUL." "AREWEGOINGTORUNINTO PROBLEMS WITH THAT?" "AREWEGOINGTORUNINTO PROBLEMS WITH THAT?" "NO." "PROBLEMS WITH THAT?" "NO." "[CHUCKLES]I THINKWE ARE" "NO." "[CHUCKLES]I THINKWE ARE GOING TO RUN INTO SEVERE" "[CHUCKLES]I THINKWE ARE GOING TO RUN INTO SEVERE PROBLEMS WITH HALF OF THESE" "GOING TO RUN INTO SEVERE PROBLEMS WITH HALF OF THESE IMAGES, I'D SAY." "PROBLEMS WITH HALF OF THESE IMAGES, I'D SAY." "YES." "IMAGES, I'D SAY." "YES." "Tony:" "WHY?" "YES." "Tony:" "WHY?" "SHE'SGOTHERBUM INYOUR" "Tony:" "WHY?" "SHE'SGOTHERBUM INYOUR  FACE HERE." "SHE'SGOTHERBUM INYOUR  FACE HERE." "YOU CAN SEE HER BUMHOLE HERE." "FACE HERE." "YOU CAN SEE HER BUMHOLE HERE." "RIGHT IN YOUR FACE." "YOU CAN SEE HER BUMHOLE HERE." "RIGHT IN YOUR FACE." "YOUKNOW,ICAN 'TSEE HER" "RIGHT IN YOUR FACE." "YOUKNOW,ICAN 'TSEE HER  MIDDLE FINGER THERE." "YOUKNOW,ICAN 'TSEE HER  MIDDLE FINGER THERE." "SO MEN ARE GONNA ASSUME THAT'S" "MIDDLE FINGER THERE." "SO MEN ARE GONNA ASSUME THAT'S INSIDE HER" " THAT'S OBSCENE." "SO MEN ARE GONNA ASSUME THAT'S INSIDE HER" " THAT'S OBSCENE." "WELL,IT'SNOTINHERFANNY ." "INSIDE HER" " THAT'S OBSCENE." "WELL,IT'SNOTINHERFANNY ." "Paul:" "I DON'TREMEMBERTHAT." "WELL,IT'SNOTINHERFANNY ." "Paul:" "I DON'TREMEMBERTHAT." "DOWENEEDTOTAKE THESEKIND" "Paul:" "I DON'TREMEMBERTHAT." "DOWENEEDTOTAKE THESEKIND OF RISKS?" "Tony:" "YES!" "DOWENEEDTOTAKE THESEKIND OF RISKS?" "Tony:" "YES!" "ONTHEDAY,ITWASN 'T" "OF RISKS?" "Tony:" "YES!" "ONTHEDAY,ITWASN 'T INSIDE HER." "ONTHEDAY,ITWASN 'T INSIDE HER." "Tony:" "NO,IT 'SDEFINITELYNOT" "INSIDE HER." "Tony:" "NO,IT 'SDEFINITELYNOT  INSIDE HER." "Tony:" "NO,IT 'SDEFINITELYNOT  INSIDE HER." "NOTDURINGTHESHOOT,ANYWAY." "INSIDE HER." "NOTDURINGTHESHOOT,ANYWAY." "ITHINKWE HAVETOASK" "NOTDURINGTHESHOOT,ANYWAY." "ITHINKWE HAVETOASK OURSELVES IF WE'RE PORNOGRAPHERS" "ITHINKWE HAVETOASK OURSELVES IF WE'RE PORNOGRAPHERS OR NOT." "OURSELVES IF WE'RE PORNOGRAPHERS OR NOT." "WITHALLDUERESPECT,IDO" "OR NOT." "WITHALLDUERESPECT,IDO NOT PUBLISH PORNOGRAPHY." "WITHALLDUERESPECT,IDO NOT PUBLISH PORNOGRAPHY." "I, EARLIER TODAY, OBTAINED THESE" "NOT PUBLISH PORNOGRAPHY." "I, EARLIER TODAY, OBTAINED THESE SCANDINAVIAN PUBLICATIONS FROM," "I, EARLIER TODAY, OBTAINED THESE SCANDINAVIAN PUBLICATIONS FROM, UH, A SOHO OUTLET." "SCANDINAVIAN PUBLICATIONS FROM, UH, A SOHO OUTLET." "NOW THESE, UH, ARE WHAT I CALL" "UH, A SOHO OUTLET." "NOW THESE, UH, ARE WHAT I CALL PORNOGRAPHY." "NOW THESE, UH, ARE WHAT I CALL PORNOGRAPHY." "HAST SPELA, FOR EXAMPLE, WHICH," "PORNOGRAPHY." "HAST SPELA, FOR EXAMPLE, WHICH, YOU KNOW, IS LITERALLY" "HAST SPELA, FOR EXAMPLE, WHICH, YOU KNOW, IS LITERALLY "HORSEPLAY" IN, UM," "YOU KNOW, IS LITERALLY "HORSEPLAY" IN, UM, SCANDINAVIAN." ""HORSEPLAY" IN, UM, SCANDINAVIAN." "BY THE WAY, THIS IS NOT YOUR" "SCANDINAVIAN." "BY THE WAY, THIS IS NOT YOUR COMMON OR GARDEN EQUESTRIAN" "BY THE WAY, THIS IS NOT YOUR COMMON OR GARDEN EQUESTRIAN PUBLICATION, I CAN ASSURE" "COMMON OR GARDEN EQUESTRIAN PUBLICATION, I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT..." "UM..." "PUBLICATION, I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT..." "UM..." "Theobscenepublications" "YOU OF THAT..." "UM..." "Theobscenepublications squad today impounded more than" "Theobscenepublications squad today impounded more than 300,000 copies of Paul Raymond's squad today impounded more than 300,000 copies of Paul Raymond's magazine Men Only." "300,000 copies of Paul Raymond's magazine Men Only." "It's the largest amount of magazine Men Only." "It's the largest amount of pornography ever seized in" "It's the largest amount of pornography ever seized in Britain." "pornography ever seized in Britain." "TONY,I THINKYOUSHOULDLET" "Britain." "TONY,I THINKYOUSHOULDLET ME GO FIRST." "TONY,I THINKYOUSHOULDLET ME GO FIRST." "AH,YOU'LLONLYDEPRESSHIM," "ME GO FIRST." "AH,YOU'LLONLYDEPRESSHIM,  CARL." "AH,YOU'LLONLYDEPRESSHIM,  CARL." "IT'DBEBETTERIFYOULETME" "CARL." "IT'DBEBETTERIFYOULETME  DO THE TALKING." "IT'DBEBETTERIFYOULETME  DO THE TALKING." "PAUL." "DO THE TALKING." "PAUL." "Carl:" "PAUL." "PAUL." "Carl:" "PAUL." "THOSEJOYLESS,PURITANICAL" "Carl:" "PAUL." "THOSEJOYLESS,PURITANICAL BASTARDS." "THOSEJOYLESS,PURITANICAL BASTARDS." "YEAH,I KNOW." "BASTARDS." "YEAH,I KNOW." "YOUKNOW,THEY'RE," "YEAH,I KNOW." "YOUKNOW,THEY'RE, THEY'RE THE ROUNDHEADS AND WE'RE" "YOUKNOW,THEY'RE, THEY'RE THE ROUNDHEADS AND WE'RE THE CAVALIERS." "THEY'RE THE ROUNDHEADS AND WE'RE THE CAVALIERS." "YEAH,WHOWON?" "THE CAVALIERS." "YEAH,WHOWON?" "Paul:" "IT'SAS IF MASTURBATION" "YEAH,WHOWON?" "Paul:" "IT'SAS IF MASTURBATION DOESN'T EXIST." "Paul:" "IT'SAS IF MASTURBATION DOESN'T EXIST." "THINK OF ONE PERSON WHO YOU CAN" "DOESN'T EXIST." "THINK OF ONE PERSON WHO YOU CAN SAY HAS NEVER HAD A WANK." "THINK OF ONE PERSON WHO YOU CAN SAY HAS NEVER HAD A WANK." "Tony:" "MOTHERTHERESA?" "SAY HAS NEVER HAD A WANK." "Tony:" "MOTHERTHERESA?" "ALLRIGHT,NAMEME" "Tony:" "MOTHERTHERESA?" "ALLRIGHT,NAMEME ANOTHER PERSON." "ALLRIGHT,NAMEME ANOTHER PERSON." "GANDHI." "ANOTHER PERSON." "GANDHI." "COMEON." "GANDHI." "COMEON." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "Paul:" "OH,JENNY,IT'SALL RIGHT, I'LL GET IT." "YOUSURE?" "RIGHT, I'LL GET IT." "YOUSURE?" "ABSOLUTELY." "YOUSURE?" "ABSOLUTELY." "[¶...]" "ABSOLUTELY." "[¶...] DARRYL,PLEASEDTO MEETYOU ." "[¶...] DARRYL,PLEASEDTO MEETYOU ." "COME IN." "DARRYL,PLEASEDTO MEETYOU ." "COME IN." "SO YOU FOUND US ALL RIGHT?" "COME IN." "SO YOU FOUND US ALL RIGHT?" "YEAH,I JUMPEDIN ABLACKCAB" "SO YOU FOUND US ALL RIGHT?" "YEAH,I JUMPEDIN ABLACKCAB AT EUSTON." "YEAH,I JUMPEDIN ABLACKCAB AT EUSTON." "I'M HERE ON BUSINESS AS WELL AS" "AT EUSTON." "I'M HERE ON BUSINESS AS WELL AS SEEING YOU, YOU KNOW." "I'M HERE ON BUSINESS AS WELL AS SEEING YOU, YOU KNOW." "OH,RIGHT,WHATKINDOF" "SEEING YOU, YOU KNOW." "OH,RIGHT,WHATKINDOF BUSINESS?" "OH,RIGHT,WHATKINDOF BUSINESS?" "UH,IT'SAJOB INTERVIEW," "BUSINESS?" "UH,IT'SAJOB INTERVIEW, YEAH." "UH,IT'SAJOB INTERVIEW, YEAH." "RIGHT,VERYGOOD." "YEAH." "RIGHT,VERYGOOD." "ILIKEYOURFLAT." "RIGHT,VERYGOOD." "ILIKEYOURFLAT." "IT'S LIKE, LIKE SOMETHING" "ILIKEYOURFLAT." "IT'S LIKE, LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF JAMES BOND." "IT'S LIKE, LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF JAMES BOND." "HA,HA,IT IS ABIT ." "OUT OF JAMES BOND." "HA,HA,IT IS ABIT ." "YEAH,WHAT'STHEGUY CALLED?" "HA,HA,IT IS ABIT ." "YEAH,WHAT'STHEGUY CALLED?" "THE DOCTOR NO, LIKE..." "YEAH." "YEAH,WHAT'STHEGUY CALLED?" "THE DOCTOR NO, LIKE..." "YEAH." "YES,BUTIT 'SA, IDON 'T," "THE DOCTOR NO, LIKE..." "YEAH." "YES,BUTIT 'SA, IDON 'T, I DON'T HAVE THE WHITE CAT," "YES,BUTIT 'SA, IDON 'T, I DON'T HAVE THE WHITE CAT, I'M AFRAID." "I DON'T HAVE THE WHITE CAT, I'M AFRAID." "YES, UH, RINGO HELPED ME DESIGN" "I'M AFRAID." "YES, UH, RINGO HELPED ME DESIGN IT, ACTUALLY." "YES, UH, RINGO HELPED ME DESIGN IT, ACTUALLY." "RINGO STARR FROM THE BEATLES." "IT, ACTUALLY." "RINGO STARR FROM THE BEATLES." "OH,YOUKNOWHIM ?" "RINGO STARR FROM THE BEATLES." "OH,YOUKNOWHIM ?" "WELL,I KNOWALLTHE BEATLES." "OH,YOUKNOWHIM ?" "WELL,I KNOWALLTHE BEATLES." "VERY FRIENDLY WITH THEM." "WELL,I KNOWALLTHE BEATLES." "VERY FRIENDLY WITH THEM." "APART FROM YOKO." "VERY FRIENDLY WITH THEM." "APART FROM YOKO." "NOW, DARRYL, CAN I OFFER YOU" "APART FROM YOKO." "NOW, DARRYL, CAN I OFFER YOU A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE?" "NOW, DARRYL, CAN I OFFER YOU A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE?" "IT'S A VERY, VERY NICE BOTTLE." "A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE?" "IT'S A VERY, VERY NICE BOTTLE." "YEAH,I 'VEHADIT BEFORE." "IT'S A VERY, VERY NICE BOTTLE." "YEAH,I 'VEHADIT BEFORE." "AND BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT DARRYL," "YEAH,I 'VEHADIT BEFORE." "AND BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT DARRYL, IT'S DERRY." "AND BY THE WAY, IT'S NOT DARRYL, IT'S DERRY." "O.K.,DERRYIT IS ." "IT'S DERRY." "O.K.,DERRYIT IS ." "I, UH, CHANGED MY NAME MANY" "O.K.,DERRYIT IS ." "I, UH, CHANGED MY NAME MANY YEARS AGO." "I, UH, CHANGED MY NAME MANY YEARS AGO." "I USED TO BE CALLED GEOFFREY." "YEARS AGO." "I USED TO BE CALLED GEOFFREY." "GEOFFREY." "I USED TO BE CALLED GEOFFREY." "GEOFFREY." "YES." "GEOFFREY." "YES." "IT'SREALLYNICE." "YES." "IT'SREALLYNICE." "YOU KNOW, FOR YEARS I'D TELL" "IT'SREALLYNICE." "YOU KNOW, FOR YEARS I'D TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU WERE DEAD." "YOU KNOW, FOR YEARS I'D TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU WERE DEAD." "THAT'S WHAT MUM, MY MUM TOLD ME" "PEOPLE THAT YOU WERE DEAD." "THAT'S WHAT MUM, MY MUM TOLD ME TO SAY." "THAT'S WHAT MUM, MY MUM TOLD ME TO SAY." "AND THEN I FIND OUT THAT NOT" "TO SAY." "AND THEN I FIND OUT THAT NOT ONLY ARE YOU NOT DEAD," "AND THEN I FIND OUT THAT NOT ONLY ARE YOU NOT DEAD, BUT YOU'RE PAUL BLOODY RAYMOND." "ONLY ARE YOU NOT DEAD, BUT YOU'RE PAUL BLOODY RAYMOND." "IT'S JUST..." "BUT YOU'RE PAUL BLOODY RAYMOND." "IT'S JUST..." "IT'S JUST..." "I DON'T KNOW." "IT'S JUST..." "IT'S JUST..." "I DON'T KNOW." "YOURMOTHERWAS,UH," "IT'S JUST..." "I DON'T KNOW." "YOURMOTHERWAS,UH,  VERY YOUNG WHEN SHE" "YOURMOTHERWAS,UH,  VERY YOUNG WHEN SHE FELL PREGNANT." "VERY YOUNG WHEN SHE FELL PREGNANT." "YEAH,SHEWAS,UM, 17." "FELL PREGNANT." "YEAH,SHEWAS,UM, 17." "I,UH...[CLEARSTHROAT]" "YEAH,SHEWAS,UM, 17." "I,UH...[CLEARSTHROAT] I KEPT UP THE MAINTENANCE" "I,UH...[CLEARSTHROAT] I KEPT UP THE MAINTENANCE PAYMENTS." "I KEPT UP THE MAINTENANCE PAYMENTS." "30SHILLINGSAWEEKUNTIL" "PAYMENTS." "30SHILLINGSAWEEKUNTIL I WAS 21." "30SHILLINGSAWEEKUNTIL I WAS 21." "YES." "I WAS 21." "YES." "YOUKNOW,WE EVENSHARETHE" "YES." "YOUKNOW,WE EVENSHARETHE SAME BIRTHDAY." "YOUKNOW,WE EVENSHARETHE SAME BIRTHDAY." "15th OF NOVEMBER." "SAME BIRTHDAY." "15th OF NOVEMBER." "YES,IT'SQUITEA 15th OF NOVEMBER." "YES,IT'SQUITEA COINCIDENCE, ISN'T IT?" "YES,IT'SQUITEA COINCIDENCE, ISN'T IT?" "MMM." "COINCIDENCE, ISN'T IT?" "MMM." "YEAH, SO WHEN I WAS BLOWING OUT" "MMM." "YEAH, SO WHEN I WAS BLOWING OUT CANDLES ON A BIRTHDAY CAKE," "YEAH, SO WHEN I WAS BLOWING OUT CANDLES ON A BIRTHDAY CAKE, AT SOME POINT, DURING THAT DAY," "CANDLES ON A BIRTHDAY CAKE, AT SOME POINT, DURING THAT DAY, YOU'D BE DOING THE SAME." "AT SOME POINT, DURING THAT DAY, YOU'D BE DOING THE SAME." "WELL,I HAVEN'TACTUALLYHAD" "YOU'D BE DOING THE SAME." "WELL,I HAVEN'TACTUALLYHAD  A BIRTHDAY CAKE SINCE 1958," "WELL,I HAVEN'TACTUALLYHAD  A BIRTHDAY CAKE SINCE 1958, BUT, UH..." "A BIRTHDAY CAKE SINCE 1958, BUT, UH..." "I'VEGOTSOMEOLD PHOTOSIF" "BUT, UH..." "I'VEGOTSOMEOLD PHOTOSIF YOU WANNA SEE 'EM." "I'VEGOTSOMEOLD PHOTOSIF YOU WANNA SEE 'EM." "I'VE GOT, UM..." "YOU WANNA SEE 'EM." "I'VE GOT, UM..." "ONE OF YOU AND MUM." "I'VE GOT, UM..." "ONE OF YOU AND MUM." "GOODLORD." "ONE OF YOU AND MUM." "GOODLORD." "WE BOTH LOOK SO YOUNG." "GOODLORD." "WE BOTH LOOK SO YOUNG." "YOUR MOTHER IS A FINE LOOKING" "WE BOTH LOOK SO YOUNG." "YOUR MOTHER IS A FINE LOOKING WOMAN." "YOUR MOTHER IS A FINE LOOKING WOMAN." "YEAH." "WOMAN." "YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH." "I'VE GOT SOME PICTURES OF ME" "YEAH." "I'VE GOT SOME PICTURES OF ME IF YOU WANNA SEE THEM?" "I'VE GOT SOME PICTURES OF ME IF YOU WANNA SEE THEM?" "YES,OFCOURSE,PLEASEDO." "[¶...] SHOWYOUTHIS." "[¶...]" "THERE'S ANOTHER ONE OF YOU AND MUM." "THAT'SSOUTHEND." "AND MUM." "THAT'SSOUTHEND." "YOU CAN TELL BY THE, UH," "THAT'SSOUTHEND." "YOU CAN TELL BY THE, UH, BY THE PIER." "YOU CAN TELL BY THE, UH, BY THE PIER." "DID A LOT OF THE SEASIDE RESORTS" "BY THE PIER." "DID A LOT OF THE SEASIDE RESORTS WHEN WE WERE TOURING." "DID A LOT OF THE SEASIDE RESORTS WHEN WE WERE TOURING." "[CHUCKLES] IT'S SO FUNNY." "WHEN WE WERE TOURING." "[CHUCKLES] IT'S SO FUNNY." "HMM." "[CHUCKLES] IT'S SO FUNNY." "HMM." "UH,THAT'SYOU,ISIT?" "HMM." "UH,THAT'SYOU,ISIT?" "YEAH." "UH,THAT'SYOU,ISIT?" "YEAH." "THAT'S, THAT'S ME." "YEAH." "THAT'S, THAT'S ME." "AT THE SEASIDE." "THAT'S, THAT'S ME." "AT THE SEASIDE." "YES,YOU'VEGOTAVERY" "AT THE SEASIDE." "YES,YOU'VEGOTAVERY  CHARACTERFUL FACE." "THANKS." "YES,YOU'VEGOTAVERY  CHARACTERFUL FACE." "THANKS." "YES." "CHARACTERFUL FACE." "THANKS." "YES." "THERE SHE IS AGAIN." "YES." "THERE SHE IS AGAIN." "YEAH." "THERE SHE IS AGAIN." "YEAH." "THAT'SYOUAS ABABY,ISIT ?" "YEAH." "THAT'SYOUAS ABABY,ISIT ?" "YEAH,I THINKIWAS ABOUT" "THAT'SYOUAS ABABY,ISIT ?" "YEAH,I THINKIWAS ABOUT THREE WEEKS." "YEAH,I THINKIWAS ABOUT THREE WEEKS." "YES,SHELOOKSVERYHAPPY." "THREE WEEKS." "YES,SHELOOKSVERYHAPPY." "[¶...]" "YES,SHELOOKSVERYHAPPY." "[¶...] SUCH A LONG TIME AGO." "[¶...] SUCH A LONG TIME AGO." "[SIGHS]" "SUCH A LONG TIME AGO." "[SIGHS] ANOTHER LIFE." "UM,THANKSFORDINNER." "IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU." "WELL,ABSOLUTELYAND,UH," "IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU." "WELL,ABSOLUTELYAND,UH,  THANK YOU FOR GETTING IN TOUCH" "WELL,ABSOLUTELYAND,UH,  THANK YOU FOR GETTING IN TOUCH AND, UH, I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY" "THANK YOU FOR GETTING IN TOUCH AND, UH, I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY WORTHWHILE." "AND, UH, I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY WORTHWHILE." "WELL, GOODBYE, DERRY." "WORTHWHILE." "WELL, GOODBYE, DERRY." "YEAH,GOODBYE,PAUL." "WELL, GOODBYE, DERRY." "YEAH,GOODBYE,PAUL." "TAKECARE." "YEAH,GOODBYE,PAUL." "TAKECARE." "[ELEVATOR DINGS]" "TAKECARE." "[ELEVATOR DINGS] [¶...]" "Concierge:" "GOODAFTERNOON, MISS RAYMOND." "HI." "MISS RAYMOND." "HI." "[¶...]" "I'MPAULRAYMOND." "I AMPAUL RAYMOND." "I AM PAUL RAYMOND." "I AMPAUL RAYMOND." "I AM PAUL RAYMOND." "[¶...]" "I AM PAUL RAYMOND." "[¶...] I'M GEOFFREY QUINN." "[¶...] I'M GEOFFREY QUINN." "[MUSIC CHANGES TO HARD ROCK]" "APERITIF, ANYONE?" "[ALL CHEER] Man:" "BOSSMAN." "[ALL CHEER] Man:" "BOSSMAN." "IREALLYWANNAEMPHASIZEWE," "Man:" "BOSSMAN." "IREALLYWANNAEMPHASIZEWE, WE, WE ONLY DO COKE SOCIALLY." "IREALLYWANNAEMPHASIZEWE, WE, WE ONLY DO COKE SOCIALLY." "Tony:" "ABSOLUTELY,YES." "WE, WE ONLY DO COKE SOCIALLY." "Tony:" "ABSOLUTELY,YES." "Paul:" "WEJUSTHAPPENTOBE" "Tony:" "ABSOLUTELY,YES." "Paul:" "WEJUSTHAPPENTOBE  VERY SOCIABLE PEOPLE." "Paul:" "WEJUSTHAPPENTOBE  VERY SOCIABLE PEOPLE." "ILIKETO DO IT" "VERY SOCIABLE PEOPLE." "ILIKETO DO IT  ANTI-SOCIALLY MYSELF." "ILIKETO DO IT  ANTI-SOCIALLY MYSELF." "[LAUGHTER]" "ANTI-SOCIALLY MYSELF." "[LAUGHTER] [OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS," "[LAUGHTER] [OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS, ¶...]" "[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS, ¶...] [¶..., ALL CHEER]" "¶...] [¶..., ALL CHEER] O.K.,I 'DLIKETO PROPOSEA" "[¶..., ALL CHEER] O.K.,I 'DLIKETO PROPOSEA TOAST TO THE ONE MILLIONTH COPY" "O.K.,I 'DLIKETO PROPOSEA TOAST TO THE ONE MILLIONTH COPY OF MEN ONLSOLD IN THE UNITED" "TOAST TO THE ONE MILLIONTH COPY OF MEN ONLSOLD IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." "OF MEN ONLSOLD IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." "[ALL CHEER]" "STATES OF AMERICA." "[ALL CHEER] IT'S CALLED THE MATADOR LOOK." "[ALL CHEER] IT'S CALLED THE MATADOR LOOK." "CHA..." "HA..." "IT'S CALLED THE MATADOR LOOK." "CHA..." "HA..." "[¶..., LAUGHTER]" "OH, MY BACK." "[LAUGHTER] I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING!" "[LAUGHTER] I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING!" "Debbie:" "WHATAREYOU" "I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING!" "Debbie:" "WHATAREYOU  TALKING ABOUT?" "Debbie:" "WHATAREYOU  TALKING ABOUT?" "[RAUCOUS LAUGHTER, ¶...]" "Paul:" "THISIS WHERE IT ALL HAPPENS." "[¶...]" "Man:¶ EVERYONE'SAWINNER, BABY ¶ ¶ THAT'S THE TRUTH" "BABY ¶ ¶ THAT'S THE TRUTH (THAT'S THE TRUTH) ¶" "¶ THAT'S THE TRUTH (THAT'S THE TRUTH) ¶ ¶ MAKING LOVE TO YOU" "(THAT'S THE TRUTH) ¶ ¶ MAKING LOVE TO YOU IS SUCH A THRILL ¶" "¶ MAKING LOVE TO YOU IS SUCH A THRILL ¶ ¶ EVERYONE'S A WINNER, BABY," "IS SUCH A THRILL ¶ ¶ EVERYONE'S A WINNER, BABY, THAT'S NO LIE" "¶ EVERYONE'S A WINNER, BABY, THAT'S NO LIE (THAT'S NO LIE) ¶" "THAT'S NO LIE (THAT'S NO LIE) ¶ ¶ YOU NEVER FAIL" "(THAT'S NO LIE) ¶ ¶ YOU NEVER FAIL TO SATISFY" "¶ YOU NEVER FAIL TO SATISFY (SATISFY...) ¶" "TO SATISFY (SATISFY...) ¶ [¶...]" "WENEEDTO TALK." "[CLEARSTHROAT]THAT'SNEVER A GOOD START TO A CONVERSATION." "[CLEARSTHROAT]THAT'SNEVER A GOOD START TO A CONVERSATION." "I'MLEAVING,PAUL." "A GOOD START TO A CONVERSATION." "I'MLEAVING,PAUL." "AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME." "I'MLEAVING,PAUL." "AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME." "I'M TIRED OF IT." "AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME." "I'M TIRED OF IT." "I JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFE." "I'M TIRED OF IT." "I JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFE." "NORMALLIFEIS FOR" "I JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFE." "NORMALLIFEIS FOR NORMAL PEOPLE." "NORMALLIFEIS FOR NORMAL PEOPLE." "IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE?" "NORMAL PEOPLE." "IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE?" "NO." "IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE?" "NO." "CAPTAINOFTHECRUISESHIP" "NO." "CAPTAINOFTHECRUISESHIP  IN ST." "TROPEZ?" "NO." "CAPTAINOFTHECRUISESHIP  IN ST." "TROPEZ?" "NO." "COCKTAILWAITERIN JAMAICA?" "IN ST." "TROPEZ?" "NO." "COCKTAILWAITERIN JAMAICA?" "[WHISPERS]NO." "ISITME ?" "DON'T ANSWER THAT. [CHUCKLES] YES." "DON'T ANSWER THAT. [CHUCKLES] YES." "[WHISPERS]YES." "YES." "[WHISPERS]YES." "IS IT SOMETHING I'VE DONE?" "[WHISPERS]YES." "IS IT SOMETHING I'VE DONE?" "SOMETHING I'VE, UH..." "IS IT SOMETHING I'VE DONE?" "SOMETHING I'VE, UH..." "NOT DONE?" "SOMETHING I'VE, UH..." "NOT DONE?" "SOMETHING I COULD DO?" "NOT DONE?" "SOMETHING I COULD DO?" "YOU'RENEVERGONNACHANGE," "SOMETHING I COULD DO?" "YOU'RENEVERGONNACHANGE, PAUL." "YOU'RENEVERGONNACHANGE, PAUL." "WHEREWILLYOUGO?" "PAUL." "WHEREWILLYOUGO?" "I'MGOINGTO GO LIVE" "WHEREWILLYOUGO?" "I'MGOINGTO GO LIVE WITH DEBBIE." "I'MGOINGTO GO LIVE WITH DEBBIE." "DEBBIEKNEWYOUWEREGOINGTO" "WITH DEBBIE." "DEBBIEKNEWYOUWEREGOINGTO LEAVE ME BEFORE I DID?" "DEBBIEKNEWYOUWEREGOINGTO LEAVE ME BEFORE I DID?" "YOUWANTEDUS TO BE FRIENDS." "LEAVE ME BEFORE I DID?" "YOUWANTEDUS TO BE FRIENDS." "WELL,UH,IOWN DEBBIE'SFLAT" "YOUWANTEDUS TO BE FRIENDS." "WELL,UH,IOWN DEBBIE'SFLAT  AND, UM, TECHNICALLY SHE'S NOT" "WELL,UH,IOWN DEBBIE'SFLAT  AND, UM, TECHNICALLY SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO SUBLET." "AND, UM, TECHNICALLY SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO SUBLET." "IT'S IN THE LEASE." "ALLOWED TO SUBLET." "IT'S IN THE LEASE." "[WHISPERS]I 'MSORRY." "IT'S IN THE LEASE." "[WHISPERS]I 'MSORRY." "DionneWarwick:¶ANYONE" "[WHISPERS]I 'MSORRY." "DionneWarwick:¶ANYONE WHO EVER LOVED ¶" "DionneWarwick:¶ANYONE WHO EVER LOVED ¶ ¶ COULD LOOK AT ME" "WHO EVER LOVED ¶ ¶ COULD LOOK AT ME AND KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU ¶" "¶ COULD LOOK AT ME AND KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU ¶ ¶ ANYONE WHO EVER DREAMED" "AND KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU ¶ ¶ ANYONE WHO EVER DREAMED COULD LOOK AT ME ¶" "¶ ANYONE WHO EVER DREAMED COULD LOOK AT ME ¶ ¶ AND KNOW I DREAM OF YOU" "COULD LOOK AT ME ¶ ¶ AND KNOW I DREAM OF YOU ¶ KNOWING I LOVE YOU SO" "¶ AND KNOW I DREAM OF YOU ¶ KNOWING I LOVE YOU SO ¶ ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART" "¶ KNOWING I LOVE YOU SO ¶ ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS" "¶ ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS AND LOVE ME TOO ¶" "WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS AND LOVE ME TOO ¶ ¶ YOU COULDN'T REALLY" "AND LOVE ME TOO ¶ ¶ YOU COULDN'T REALLY HAVE A HEART" "¶ YOU COULDN'T REALLY HAVE A HEART AND HURT ME-- ¶" "HAVE A HEART AND HURT ME-- ¶ [DOORBELL RINGS]" "[DOOR OPENS, KEYS JINGLE] PA?" "PA?" "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "IDON'TKNOW." "OH,DEAR." "DIDFIONASENDYOU ?" "NO,SHEDIDN'T." "YOU HAVEN'T GOT A TEMPERATURE OR ANYTHING." "IJUSTFEELOLD ." "OR ANYTHING." "IJUSTFEELOLD ." "IDON'TTHINKYOU 'REOLD ." "IJUSTFEELOLD ." "IDON'TTHINKYOU 'REOLD ." "COME ON, PA." "IDON'TTHINKYOU 'REOLD ." "COME ON, PA." "YOU CAN'T JUST LIE HERE AND FEEL" "COME ON, PA." "YOU CAN'T JUST LIE HERE AND FEEL MISERABLE ALL DAY, CAN YOU?" "YOU CAN'T JUST LIE HERE AND FEEL MISERABLE ALL DAY, CAN YOU?" "YES." "MISERABLE ALL DAY, CAN YOU?" "YES." "NO." "YES." "NO." "COME ON." "NO." "COME ON." "YOU'RE GETTING UP." "COME ON." "YOU'RE GETTING UP." "AND WE'RE GOING OUT!" "YOU'RE GETTING UP." "AND WE'RE GOING OUT!" "YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL" "AND WE'RE GOING OUT!" "YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL MUCH BETTER." "YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL MUCH BETTER." "I'LL GET YOU SOME CLOTHES." "MUCH BETTER." "I'LL GET YOU SOME CLOTHES." "[¶...]" "I'LL GET YOU SOME CLOTHES." "[¶...] COME ON, YOU'RE PAUL RAYMOND." "[¶...] COME ON, YOU'RE PAUL RAYMOND." "YOU'RE NOT GEOFFREY" "COME ON, YOU'RE PAUL RAYMOND." "YOU'RE NOT GEOFFREY BLOODY QUINN." "YOU'RE NOT GEOFFREY BLOODY QUINN." "[CAR HORN HONKS, ¶...]" "BLOODY QUINN." "[CAR HORN HONKS, ¶...] ...LET'S HAVE SOME CAFFEINE," "[CAR HORN HONKS, ¶...] ...LET'S HAVE SOME CAFFEINE, FIRST OF ALL." "...LET'S HAVE SOME CAFFEINE, FIRST OF ALL." "AND, AND THEN LET'S GO AND HAVE" "FIRST OF ALL." "AND, AND THEN LET'S GO AND HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE." "AND, AND THEN LET'S GO AND HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE." "AFTER THAT, WE'LL GO FOR DINNER." "SOME CHAMPAGNE." "AFTER THAT, WE'LL GO FOR DINNER." "AND WE'LL GO OUT TO A CLUB AND" "AFTER THAT, WE'LL GO FOR DINNER." "AND WE'LL GO OUT TO A CLUB AND WE'LL HAVE LOTS AND LOTS AND" "AND WE'LL GO OUT TO A CLUB AND WE'LL HAVE LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN." "WE'LL HAVE LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN." "JUSTWHATTHEDOCTORORDERED." "LOTS OF FUN." "JUSTWHATTHEDOCTORORDERED." "DIDYOUHEARTHAT,CHRIS?" "JUSTWHATTHEDOCTORORDERED." "DIDYOUHEARTHAT,CHRIS?" "I'M AFRAID IT'S GOING TO BE A" "DIDYOUHEARTHAT,CHRIS?" "I'M AFRAID IT'S GOING TO BE A LATE ONE TONIGHT." "I'M AFRAID IT'S GOING TO BE A LATE ONE TONIGHT." "Chris:" "GOOD,I'VEBEEN" "LATE ONE TONIGHT." "Chris:" "GOOD,I'VEBEEN MISSING THEM." "Chris:" "GOOD,I'VEBEEN MISSING THEM." "[¶...]" "MISSING THEM." "[¶...] Debbie:" "IT'SJUSTBEAUTIFUL" "[¶...] Debbie:" "IT'SJUSTBEAUTIFUL AT NIGHTTIME." "Debbie:" "IT'SJUSTBEAUTIFUL AT NIGHTTIME." "Paul:" "EVERYTHINGLOOKS" "AT NIGHTTIME." "Paul:" "EVERYTHINGLOOKS BEAUTIFUL AT NIGHTTIME." "Paul:" "EVERYTHINGLOOKS BEAUTIFUL AT NIGHTTIME." "NO,THIS" "THISISBEAUTIFUL!" "BEAUTIFUL AT NIGHTTIME." "NO,THIS" "THISISBEAUTIFUL!" "HENRYVIIIUSEDTOUSETHIS" "NO,THIS" "THISISBEAUTIFUL!" "HENRYVIIIUSEDTOUSETHIS AREA AS HIS HUNTING GROUND." "HENRYVIIIUSEDTOUSETHIS AREA AS HIS HUNTING GROUND." "AND "SOHO" WAS HIS BATTLE CRY." "AREA AS HIS HUNTING GROUND." "AND "SOHO" WAS HIS BATTLE CRY." "SOHO!" "AND "SOHO" WAS HIS BATTLE CRY." "SOHO!" "SOHO!" "SOHO!" "SOHO!" "YOU KNOW." "SO HO!" "SOHO!" "YOU KNOW." "SO HO!" "[IMITATESBUGLE]SO  HO ...!" "YOU KNOW." "SO HO!" "[IMITATESBUGLE]SO  HO ...!" "[CHUCKLES, ¶...]" "[IMITATESBUGLE]SO  HO ...!" "[CHUCKLES, ¶...] ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?" "[CHUCKLES, ¶...] ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?" "...SO-HO...!" "ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?" "...SO-HO...!" "[PEOPLE WHISTLE, CHEER] ...SO-HO...!" "[PEOPLE WHISTLE, CHEER] I OWN ALL OF YOU!" "[PEOPLE WHISTLE, CHEER] I OWN ALL OF YOU!" "[CHUCKLES]WELL,ACTUALLY," "I OWN ALL OF YOU!" "[CHUCKLES]WELL,ACTUALLY, THE QUEEN OWNS THE PAVEMENT," "[CHUCKLES]WELL,ACTUALLY, THE QUEEN OWNS THE PAVEMENT, DARLING." "NO." "THE QUEEN OWNS THE PAVEMENT, DARLING." "NO." "SO-HO...!" "DARLING." "NO." "SO-HO...!" "[LOUD DISCO MUSIC BLARES...]" "SO-HO...!" "[LOUD DISCO MUSIC BLARES...] ANYTHINGELSE,MR.RAYMOND?" "ITHINKTHEMAGAZINE NEEDS A REVAMP." "IT'S A LITTLE OLD HAT AND" "NEEDS A REVAMP." "IT'S A LITTLE OLD HAT AND I THINK WE NEED TO MAKE" "IT'S A LITTLE OLD HAT AND I THINK WE NEED TO MAKE SOME CHANGES." "I THINK WE NEED TO MAKE SOME CHANGES." "UH,DOYOUHAVEANYBIG" "SOME CHANGES." "UH,DOYOUHAVEANYBIG CHANGES IN MIND?" "UH,DOYOUHAVEANYBIG CHANGES IN MIND?" "YES,YES,ITHINKWENEEDTO," "CHANGES IN MIND?" "YES,YES,ITHINKWENEEDTO, UH, FIRE FIONA." "YES,YES,ITHINKWENEEDTO, UH, FIRE FIONA." "WHATAREYOUTWO DOING" "UH, FIRE FIONA." "WHATAREYOUTWO DOING SITTING HERE LIKE TWO" "WHATAREYOUTWO DOING SITTING HERE LIKE TWO WALLFLOWERS?" "SITTING HERE LIKE TWO WALLFLOWERS?" "[¶...]" "WALLFLOWERS?" "[¶...] IKNOWWHATYOU 'RETHINKING." "[¶...] IKNOWWHATYOU 'RETHINKING." ""HER FATHER'S COME TO PICK" "IKNOWWHATYOU 'RETHINKING." ""HER FATHER'S COME TO PICK HER UP."" ""HER FATHER'S COME TO PICK HER UP." [ALL LAUGH]" "HER UP." [ALL LAUGH] BUT, NO, I'M HERE UNDER MY" "[ALL LAUGH] BUT, NO, I'M HERE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION." "BUT, NO, I'M HERE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION." "I AM HERE TO DANCE." "OWN VOLITION." "I AM HERE TO DANCE." "[LAUGHTER]" "I AM HERE TO DANCE." "[LAUGHTER] HEISACTUALLYHERETOPICK" "[LAUGHTER] HEISACTUALLYHERETOPICK HER UP." "HEISACTUALLYHERETOPICK HER UP." "LESGIRLS." "HER UP." "LESGIRLS." "Woman:" "YEAH!" "LESGIRLS." "Woman:" "YEAH!" "WE'RELOOKINGFORNEW" "Woman:" "YEAH!" "WE'RELOOKINGFORNEW  BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND WE WERE" "WE'RELOOKINGFORNEW  BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ANY." "BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ANY." "[ALL LAUGH]" "WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ANY." "[ALL LAUGH] I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING." "[ALL LAUGH] I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING." "YOU'RE VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL," "I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING." "YOU'RE VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL, ALL OF YOU." "YOU'RE VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL, ALL OF YOU." "[MAKES KISSING SOUNDS]" "ALL OF YOU." "[MAKES KISSING SOUNDS] SEXY LADIES!" "[MAKES KISSING SOUNDS] SEXY LADIES!" "Woman:" "HEREIAM!" "SEXY LADIES!" "Woman:" "HEREIAM!" "YOUWOULDN'TTHINKIWAS35!" "Woman:" "HEREIAM!" "YOUWOULDN'TTHINKIWAS35!" "[EXCLAMATIONS, LAUGHTER] ...I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE RELAUNCH OF MEN ONLY." "PAUL,HOWDO YOUTHINKFIONA" "THE RELAUNCH OF MEN ONLY." "PAUL,HOWDO YOUTHINKFIONA FEELS ABOUT GETTING THE SACK?" "PAUL,HOWDO YOUTHINKFIONA FEELS ABOUT GETTING THE SACK?" "IDON'TKNOWHOW SHE FELT." "FEELS ABOUT GETTING THE SACK?" "IDON'TKNOWHOW SHE FELT." "UM, I, I, ALL I KNOW IS IT'S," "IDON'TKNOWHOW SHE FELT." "UM, I, I, ALL I KNOW IS IT'S, OF COURSE, ALWAYS UNPLEASANT" "UM, I, I, ALL I KNOW IS IT'S, OF COURSE, ALWAYS UNPLEASANT WHEN YOU HAVE TO FIRE SOMEBODY." "OF COURSE, ALWAYS UNPLEASANT WHEN YOU HAVE TO FIRE SOMEBODY." "ISMENONLYGONNABECOMEMORE" "WHEN YOU HAVE TO FIRE SOMEBODY." "ISMENONLYGONNABECOMEMORE PORNOGRAPHIC?" "ISMENONLYGONNABECOMEMORE PORNOGRAPHIC?" "ITISNOTPORNOGRAPHICANDIT" "PORNOGRAPHIC?" "ITISNOTPORNOGRAPHICANDIT WILL NEVER BE PORNOGRAPHIC." "ITISNOTPORNOGRAPHICANDIT WILL NEVER BE PORNOGRAPHIC." "ISMENONLYDEGRADING" "WILL NEVER BE PORNOGRAPHIC." "ISMENONLYDEGRADING TO WOMEN?" "ISMENONLYDEGRADING TO WOMEN?" "NO,ITIS NOT." "TO WOMEN?" "NO,ITIS NOT." "[¶..., SCATTERED LAUGHTER]" "NO,ITIS NOT." "[¶..., SCATTERED LAUGHTER] ...OH, THAT'S FABULOUS." "[¶..., SCATTERED LAUGHTER] ...OH, THAT'S FABULOUS." "[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] ...OH, THAT'S FABULOUS." "[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] Tony:" "THAT'SGOOD," "[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] Tony:" "THAT'SGOOD, THAT'S GREAT." "Tony:" "THAT'SGOOD, THAT'S GREAT." "THINKITCOULDBEA LITTLE" "THAT'S GREAT." "THINKITCOULDBEA LITTLE MORE SAPPHIC?" "THINKITCOULDBEA LITTLE MORE SAPPHIC?" "HEWANTSYOUTOJUST" "MORE SAPPHIC?" "HEWANTSYOUTOJUST  LICK HER." "HEWANTSYOUTOJUST  LICK HER." "TURN 'ROUND, NICOLE," "LICK HER." "TURN 'ROUND, NICOLE, GO DOWN AND..." "TURN 'ROUND, NICOLE, GO DOWN AND..." "THAT'S IT, YES!" "GO DOWN AND..." "THAT'S IT, YES!" "YOU'REDOINGAGREATJOB," "THAT'S IT, YES!" "YOU'REDOINGAGREATJOB,  GIRLS." "YOU'REDOINGAGREATJOB,  GIRLS." "LET'S HAVE A QUID PRO QUO." "GIRLS." "LET'S HAVE A QUID PRO QUO." "HUH?" "LET'S HAVE A QUID PRO QUO." "HUH?" "HEMEANS,UM ,THEOTHER" "HUH?" "HEMEANS,UM ,THEOTHER WAY..." "HEMEANS,UM ,THEOTHER WAY..." "DOIT,DO IT TO EACHOTHER." "WAY..." "DOIT,DO IT TO EACHOTHER." "YEAH,DOIT FOREACHOTHER." "DOIT,DO IT TO EACHOTHER." "YEAH,DOIT FOREACHOTHER." "[¶..., CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]" "YEAH,DOIT FOREACHOTHER." "[¶..., CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] LITTLEMORESENSUAL." "[¶..., CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] LITTLEMORESENSUAL." "CANWEGETSOME,UH," "LITTLEMORESENSUAL." "CANWEGETSOME,UH, VASELINE?" "CANWEGETSOME,UH, VASELINE?" "Photographer:" "YEAH." "VASELINE?" "Photographer:" "YEAH." "WEDON'TWANTTHE JAR" "Photographer:" "YEAH." "WEDON'TWANTTHE JAR  IN THE SHOT." "WEDON'TWANTTHE JAR  IN THE SHOT." "YEAH,THAT'SIT ." "IN THE SHOT." "YEAH,THAT'SIT ." "Tony:" "EXCELLENT,YEAH." "YEAH,THAT'SIT ." "Tony:" "EXCELLENT,YEAH." "...I DO LIKE THE BLUE SHOES." "Tony:" "EXCELLENT,YEAH." "...I DO LIKE THE BLUE SHOES." "Woman:" "I REALLYLIKETHEM." "...I DO LIKE THE BLUE SHOES." "Woman:" "I REALLYLIKETHEM." "I WANT TONY TO GET ME SOME." "Woman:" "I REALLYLIKETHEM." "I WANT TONY TO GET ME SOME." "WHATEVERCOLOR,IDON 'TMIND." "I WANT TONY TO GET ME SOME." "WHATEVERCOLOR,IDON 'TMIND." "I DON'T NORMALLY SEE THE COLOR." "WHATEVERCOLOR,IDON 'TMIND." "I DON'T NORMALLY SEE THE COLOR." "THEY'RE USUALLY BEHIND MY HEAD." "I DON'T NORMALLY SEE THE COLOR." "THEY'RE USUALLY BEHIND MY HEAD." "WHAT,ONASHELF?" "THEY'RE USUALLY BEHIND MY HEAD." "WHAT,ONASHELF?" "[LAUGHS]NO." "WHAT,ONASHELF?" "[LAUGHS]NO." "NO, I CAN FEEL 'EM, I JUST CAN'T" "[LAUGHS]NO." "NO, I CAN FEEL 'EM, I JUST CAN'T SEE 'EM." "NO, I CAN FEEL 'EM, I JUST CAN'T SEE 'EM." "DOYOULIKETHESE,CHLOE?" "SEE 'EM." "DOYOULIKETHESE,CHLOE?" "ITHINKIT 'DLOOKBETTER" "DOYOULIKETHESE,CHLOE?" "ITHINKIT 'DLOOKBETTER MAYBE IF THERE WAS TWO BLONDES," "ITHINKIT 'DLOOKBETTER MAYBE IF THERE WAS TWO BLONDES, THOUGH, INSTEAD OF THE BRUNETTE." "MAYBE IF THERE WAS TWO BLONDES, THOUGH, INSTEAD OF THE BRUNETTE." "I'MBLOND,WE 'LLDO IT" "THOUGH, INSTEAD OF THE BRUNETTE." "I'MBLOND,WE 'LLDO IT  WITH ME." "I'MBLOND,WE 'LLDO IT  WITH ME." "WECOULDALWAYSDOTWO" "WITH ME." "WECOULDALWAYSDOTWO BLONDES AND THEN YOU IN THE" "WECOULDALWAYSDOTWO BLONDES AND THEN YOU IN THE MIDDLE OR SOMETHING." "BLONDES AND THEN YOU IN THE MIDDLE OR SOMETHING." "LIKETHATIDEA,TONY?" "MIDDLE OR SOMETHING." "LIKETHATIDEA,TONY?" "NO." "I  DO." "LIKETHATIDEA,TONY?" "NO." "I  DO." "YOUSEE,SHEKNOWSWHICHSIDE" "NO." "I  DO." "YOUSEE,SHEKNOWSWHICHSIDE HER BREAD'S BUTTERED." "YOUSEE,SHEKNOWSWHICHSIDE HER BREAD'S BUTTERED." "AND IT WOULDN'T JUST BE THE" "HER BREAD'S BUTTERED." "AND IT WOULDN'T JUST BE THE BREAD THAT'S BUTTERED." "AND IT WOULDN'T JUST BE THE BREAD THAT'S BUTTERED." "[TONY GROANS]" "BREAD THAT'S BUTTERED." "[TONY GROANS] HAVE YOU SEEN LAST TANGO" "[TONY GROANS] HAVE YOU SEEN LAST TANGO IN PARIS?" "HAVE YOU SEEN LAST TANGO IN PARIS?" "IHAVEN'T." "IN PARIS?" "IHAVEN'T." "Paul:[ IMITATINGMARLON" "IHAVEN'T." "Paul:[ IMITATINGMARLON BRANDO] PASS THE BUTTER." "Paul:[ IMITATINGMARLON BRANDO] PASS THE BUTTER." "PASS, PASS, PASS THE BUTTER." "BRANDO] PASS THE BUTTER." "PASS, PASS, PASS THE BUTTER." "HEY, PASS THE BUTTER." "PASS, PASS, PASS THE BUTTER." "HEY, PASS THE BUTTER." "AND THE WORCESTER SAUCE." "HEY, PASS THE BUTTER." "AND THE WORCESTER SAUCE." "WOULDN'TTHEWORCESTER" "AND THE WORCESTER SAUCE." "WOULDN'TTHEWORCESTER SAUCE STING?" "WOULDN'TTHEWORCESTER SAUCE STING?" "PRECISELY." "SAUCE STING?" "PRECISELY." "[IN NORMAL VOICE] NO," "PRECISELY." "[IN NORMAL VOICE] NO, HE WOULDN'T USE A WORD LIKE" "[IN NORMAL VOICE] NO, HE WOULDN'T USE A WORD LIKE THAT, WOULD HE?" "HE WOULDN'T USE A WORD LIKE THAT, WOULD HE?" "[IMITATING BRANDO] YEAH, YEAH," "THAT, WOULD HE?" "[IMITATING BRANDO] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU GOT IT." "[IMITATING BRANDO] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU GOT IT." "[CHUCKLES]" "YEAH, YOU GOT IT." "[CHUCKLES] [TELEPHONE RINGS]" "HELLO." "[¶...] ...WARD, WARD WEST 8?" "[¶...] ...WARD, WARD WEST 8?" "STRAIGHTUPTHEREON ...WARD, WARD WEST 8?" "STRAIGHTUPTHEREON THE RIGHT." "STRAIGHTUPTHEREON THE RIGHT." "THANKYOU." "THE RIGHT." "THANKYOU." "[¶...]" "THANKYOU." "[¶...] HEKNOWSWHATHE'SDOING?" "[¶...] HEKNOWSWHATHE'SDOING?" "YEAH." "HEKNOWSWHATHE'SDOING?" "YEAH." "UM,EXCUSEME ,I'MLOOKING" "YEAH." "UM,EXCUSEME ,I'MLOOKING FOR DEBORAH RAYMOND." "UM,EXCUSEME ,I'MLOOKING FOR DEBORAH RAYMOND." "UH,SHE'SJUSTTHROUGH" "FOR DEBORAH RAYMOND." "UH,SHE'SJUSTTHROUGH THERE, SIR." "UH,SHE'SJUSTTHROUGH THERE, SIR." "THANKYOU." "THERE, SIR." "THANKYOU." "HELLO." "THANKYOU." "HELLO." "YOU MUST BE JONATHAN." "HELLO." "YOU MUST BE JONATHAN." "YES." "YOU MUST BE JONATHAN." "YES." "AND YOU ARE?" "YES." "AND YOU ARE?" "PAUL" "RAYMOND." "AND YOU ARE?" "PAUL" "RAYMOND." "PRECISELY." "PAUL" "RAYMOND." "PRECISELY." "IS SHE ALL RIGHT?" "PRECISELY." "IS SHE ALL RIGHT?" "UH,YEAH,SHE'S,UH," "IS SHE ALL RIGHT?" "UH,YEAH,SHE'S,UH,  SLEEPING AT THE MOMENT." "UH,YEAH,SHE'S,UH,  SLEEPING AT THE MOMENT." "THEY GAVE HER SOMETHING." "SLEEPING AT THE MOMENT." "THEY GAVE HER SOMETHING." "SO,UM,WHATHAPPENED?" "THEY GAVE HER SOMETHING." "SO,UM,WHATHAPPENED?" "ENLIGHTEN ME, PLEASE." "SO,UM,WHATHAPPENED?" "ENLIGHTEN ME, PLEASE." "IHEARDACRASHSOIWENT TO" "ENLIGHTEN ME, PLEASE." "IHEARDACRASHSOIWENT TO HAVE A LOOK." "IHEARDACRASHSOIWENT TO HAVE A LOOK." "UM, I FOUND DEBBIE." "HAVE A LOOK." "UM, I FOUND DEBBIE." "UH, HER BOYFRIEND LIVES IN MY" "UM, I FOUND DEBBIE." "UH, HER BOYFRIEND LIVES IN MY BLOCK OF FLATS." "UH, HER BOYFRIEND LIVES IN MY BLOCK OF FLATS." "UM..." "AND SHE LOOKED PRETTY" "BLOCK OF FLATS." "UM..." "AND SHE LOOKED PRETTY MESSED UP." "UM..." "AND SHE LOOKED PRETTY MESSED UP." "SO I, UH, BROUGHT HER HERE," "MESSED UP." "SO I, UH, BROUGHT HER HERE, YOU KNOW." "SO I, UH, BROUGHT HER HERE, YOU KNOW." "THANKS." "YOU KNOW." "THANKS." "THANK YOU." "THANKS." "THANK YOU." "[QUIETLY]HI." "THANK YOU." "[QUIETLY]HI." "GOODEVENING." "[QUIETLY]HI." "GOODEVENING." "HAVEYOUMETJONATHAN,PA?" "GOODEVENING." "HAVEYOUMETJONATHAN,PA?" "YEAH,WEHAVEBEENSPEAKING," "HAVEYOUMETJONATHAN,PA?" "YEAH,WEHAVEBEENSPEAKING, YES." "YEAH,WEHAVEBEENSPEAKING, YES." "YOUKNOWHE RESCUEDMELIKE A" "YES." "YOUKNOWHE RESCUEDMELIKE A KNIGHT IN A FAIRY TALE." "YOUKNOWHE RESCUEDMELIKE A KNIGHT IN A FAIRY TALE." "YEAH,SOUNDSLIKEYOU 'RE" "KNIGHT IN A FAIRY TALE." "YEAH,SOUNDSLIKEYOU 'RE SEVERELY CONCUSSED." "YEAH,SOUNDSLIKEYOU 'RE SEVERELY CONCUSSED." "HEWRITESSONGS." "SEVERELY CONCUSSED." "HEWRITESSONGS." "HE'S GOING TO WRITE A SONG FOR" "HEWRITESSONGS." "HE'S GOING TO WRITE A SONG FOR ME TO SING." "HE'S GOING TO WRITE A SONG FOR ME TO SING." "THAT'STHEPLAN." "ME TO SING." "THAT'STHEPLAN." "IT'SKISMET." "THAT'STHEPLAN." "IT'SKISMET." "ITHOUGHTTHEREWAS ALREADYA" "IT'SKISMET." "ITHOUGHTTHEREWAS ALREADYA SONG CALLED KISMET." "ITHOUGHTTHEREWAS ALREADYA SONG CALLED KISMET." "WHAT SONGS HAVE YOU WRITTEN?" "SONG CALLED KISMET." "WHAT SONGS HAVE YOU WRITTEN?" "UH,MAINLYJINGLESFOR" "WHAT SONGS HAVE YOU WRITTEN?" "UH,MAINLYJINGLESFOR  COMMERCIALS." "UH,MAINLYJINGLESFOR  COMMERCIALS." "I'MVERYGOODFRIENDSWITH" "COMMERCIALS." "I'MVERYGOODFRIENDSWITH  THE BEATLES." "I'MVERYGOODFRIENDSWITH  THE BEATLES." "APART FROM YOKO." "THE BEATLES." "APART FROM YOKO." "RINGO ACTUALLY DESIGNED MY," "APART FROM YOKO." "RINGO ACTUALLY DESIGNED MY, UH, APARTMENT." "RINGO ACTUALLY DESIGNED MY, UH, APARTMENT." "COOL." "UH, APARTMENT." "COOL." "ITHOUGHTYOUWEREGOINGTO" "COOL." "ITHOUGHTYOUWEREGOINGTO BE A THEATRE IMPRESARIO LIKE" "ITHOUGHTYOUWEREGOINGTO BE A THEATRE IMPRESARIO LIKE YOUR, UH, LIKE YOUR PA." "BE A THEATRE IMPRESARIO LIKE YOUR, UH, LIKE YOUR PA." "WHAT'S HAPPENED WITH THAT?" "YOUR, UH, LIKE YOUR PA." "WHAT'S HAPPENED WITH THAT?" "OH,I 'MGONNADO THAT" "WHAT'S HAPPENED WITH THAT?" "OH,I 'MGONNADO THAT AS WELL." "OH,I 'MGONNADO THAT AS WELL." "I CAN DO WHATEVER I LIKE BECAUSE" "AS WELL." "I CAN DO WHATEVER I LIKE BECAUSE I'M FEELING LUCKY." "I CAN DO WHATEVER I LIKE BECAUSE I'M FEELING LUCKY." "[CHUCKLES]" "I'M FEELING LUCKY." "[CHUCKLES] SIX,TAKEONE." "[CHUCKLES] SIX,TAKEONE." "Man:" "SOMEPEOPLEWILLSAY" "SIX,TAKEONE." "Man:" "SOMEPEOPLEWILLSAY YOU'RE ONLY ABLE TO PRODUCE THIS" "Man:" "SOMEPEOPLEWILLSAY YOU'RE ONLY ABLE TO PRODUCE THIS PLAY BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS" "YOU'RE ONLY ABLE TO PRODUCE THIS PLAY BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS PAUL RAYMOND." "PLAY BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS PAUL RAYMOND." "PA'SRENTINGTHETHEATRETO" "PAUL RAYMOND." "PA'SRENTINGTHETHEATRETO US FOR A THOUSAND QUID A WEEK." "PA'SRENTINGTHETHEATRETO US FOR A THOUSAND QUID A WEEK." "[MEDIOCRELY] ¶ ..." "YOU AND I" "US FOR A THOUSAND QUID A WEEK." "[MEDIOCRELY] ¶ ..." "YOU AND I HAVE FOUND A WORLD" "[MEDIOCRELY] ¶ ..." "YOU AND I HAVE FOUND A WORLD WHERE DREAMS WILL COME TRUE ¶" "HAVE FOUND A WORLD WHERE DREAMS WILL COME TRUE ¶ ...I COULD JUST SIT AROUND" "WHERE DREAMS WILL COME TRUE ¶ ...I COULD JUST SIT AROUND EATING CAKE BECAUSE I'M PAUL ...I COULD JUST SIT AROUND EATING CAKE BECAUSE I'M PAUL RAYMOND'S DAUGHTER, BUT THAT'S" "EATING CAKE BECAUSE I'M PAUL RAYMOND'S DAUGHTER, BUT THAT'S NOT MY WAY REALLY." "RAYMOND'S DAUGHTER, BUT THAT'S NOT MY WAY REALLY." "I'M A WORKER." "NOT MY WAY REALLY." "I'M A WORKER." "Fiona:" "DEBBIEIS AVERYHARD" "I'M A WORKER." "Fiona:" "DEBBIEIS AVERYHARD  WORKING PROFESSIONAL PRODUCER." "Fiona:" "DEBBIEIS AVERYHARD  WORKING PROFESSIONAL PRODUCER." "THERE'S NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT" "WORKING PROFESSIONAL PRODUCER." "THERE'S NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT WOMEN BEHIND BARS WILL BE A" "THERE'S NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT WOMEN BEHIND BARS WILL BE A HUGE SUCCESS." "WOMEN BEHIND BARS WILL BE A HUGE SUCCESS." "¶..." "TOGETHER,YOUAND I" "HUGE SUCCESS." "¶..." "TOGETHER,YOUAND I Jonathan:" "THAT'SFANTASTIC." "¶..." "TOGETHER,YOUAND I Jonathan:" "THAT'SFANTASTIC." "JUST SOME, UH, TECHNICAL ISSUES" "Jonathan:" "THAT'SFANTASTIC." "JUST SOME, UH, TECHNICAL ISSUES OUR END, BUT YOU'RE SOUNDING" "JUST SOME, UH, TECHNICAL ISSUES OUR END, BUT YOU'RE SOUNDING GREAT." "OUR END, BUT YOU'RE SOUNDING GREAT." "'CAUSEPEOPLELIKEYOU ARE" "GREAT." "'CAUSEPEOPLELIKEYOU ARE  LIKE THE SLIME AT THE BOTTOM OF" "'CAUSEPEOPLELIKEYOU ARE  LIKE THE SLIME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SHOWER STALL." "LIKE THE SLIME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SHOWER STALL." "AFTER A WHILE, IT GETS SO THICK," "THE SHOWER STALL." "AFTER A WHILE, IT GETS SO THICK, ALL THE DUTCH CLEANSER IN THE" "AFTER A WHILE, IT GETS SO THICK, ALL THE DUTCH CLEANSER IN THE WORLD CAN'T GET IT OFF." "ALL THE DUTCH CLEANSER IN THE WORLD CAN'T GET IT OFF." "IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME, YOU DON'T" "WORLD CAN'T GET IT OFF." "IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME, YOU DON'T LOVE EVERYBODY. [LAUGHS]" "IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME, YOU DON'T LOVE EVERYBODY. [LAUGHS] Paul:" "I 'DLIKETO PROPOSEA" "LOVE EVERYBODY. [LAUGHS] Paul:" "I 'DLIKETO PROPOSEA TOAST TO MY NEW IMPRESARIO AND" "Paul:" "I 'DLIKETO PROPOSEA TOAST TO MY NEW IMPRESARIO AND MY ALWAYS GORGEOUS LEADING LADY." "TOAST TO MY NEW IMPRESARIO AND MY ALWAYS GORGEOUS LEADING LADY." "CHEERS." "MY ALWAYS GORGEOUS LEADING LADY." "CHEERS." "I'DLIKETO PROPOSEATOAST" "CHEERS." "I'DLIKETO PROPOSEATOAST OF MY OWN TO MARRIAGE AND" "I'DLIKETO PROPOSEATOAST OF MY OWN TO MARRIAGE AND TO JONATHAN." "OF MY OWN TO MARRIAGE AND TO JONATHAN." "[¶...]" "THANKYOU." "Woman:" "GOODEVENING, MR. RAYMOND." "Woman:" "GOODEVENING, MR. RAYMOND." "Paul:" "NOWTHISISJEAN ." "MR. RAYMOND." "Paul:" "NOWTHISISJEAN ." "...AMERICA SUITS YOU." "Paul:" "NOWTHISISJEAN ." "...AMERICA SUITS YOU." "YOUR TAN'S ALMOST AS DEEP ...AMERICA SUITS YOU." "YOUR TAN'S ALMOST AS DEEP AS MINE." "YOUR TAN'S ALMOST AS DEEP AS MINE." "I'DHAVESAIDIT'STWICEAS" "AS MINE." "I'DHAVESAIDIT'STWICEAS DEEP, ACTUALLY." "I'DHAVESAIDIT'STWICEAS DEEP, ACTUALLY." "YOU LIKE MY HAIR?" "DEEP, ACTUALLY." "YOU LIKE MY HAIR?" "YES,VERYNICE." "YOU LIKE MY HAIR?" "YES,VERYNICE." "IT'S GOT A SORT OF" "YES,VERYNICE." "IT'S GOT A SORT OF A MYRA HINDLEY EFFECT." "IT'S GOT A SORT OF A MYRA HINDLEY EFFECT." "SAY WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT HER," "A MYRA HINDLEY EFFECT." "SAY WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT HER, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS A LOOKER." "SAY WHAT YOU LIKE ABOUT HER, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS A LOOKER." "SO, HOWARD, ARE YOU" "YOU KNOW, SHE WAS A LOOKER." "SO, HOWARD, ARE YOU MISSING HOME?" "SO, HOWARD, ARE YOU MISSING HOME?" "AMERICA'SMORELIKEHOME" "MISSING HOME?" "AMERICA'SMORELIKEHOME FOR ME." "AMERICA'SMORELIKEHOME FOR ME." "AMERICA'SA BIGMARKET" "FOR ME." "AMERICA'SA BIGMARKET FOR US NOW." "MMM." "ISN'T IT?" "AMERICA'SA BIGMARKET FOR US NOW." "MMM." "ISN'T IT?" "TONY'SDOINGAREALLY" "FOR US NOW." "MMM." "ISN'T IT?" "TONY'SDOINGAREALLY FANTASTIC JOB." "TONY'SDOINGAREALLY FANTASTIC JOB." "HE'S REALLY MAKING QUITE" "FANTASTIC JOB." "HE'S REALLY MAKING QUITE A FORTUNE, WHICH IS," "HE'S REALLY MAKING QUITE A FORTUNE, WHICH IS, IT'S GREAT FOR US." "A FORTUNE, WHICH IS, IT'S GREAT FOR US." "SO..." "IT'S GREAT, YEAH." "IT'S GREAT FOR US." "SO..." "IT'S GREAT, YEAH." "YEAH." "SO..." "IT'S GREAT, YEAH." "YEAH." "HE'S SORT OF LIKE A SON TO PA." "YEAH." "HE'S SORT OF LIKE A SON TO PA." "HOWARD,UH,HASMADENO" "HE'S SORT OF LIKE A SON TO PA." "HOWARD,UH,HASMADENO SECRET OF THE FACT HE'S NOT" "HOWARD,UH,HASMADENO SECRET OF THE FACT HE'S NOT PARTICULARLY INTERESTED" "SECRET OF THE FACT HE'S NOT PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN THE BUSINESS." "PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN THE BUSINESS." "NOTLIKEYOU,DEBBIE,ISHE ?" "IN THE BUSINESS." "NOTLIKEYOU,DEBBIE,ISHE ?" "NO,YOUPREFERSORTOF" "NOTLIKEYOU,DEBBIE,ISHE ?" "NO,YOUPREFERSORTOF PLAYING TENNIS AND..." "NO,YOUPREFERSORTOF PLAYING TENNIS AND..." "SHAMEABOUTYOURTITSREALLY," "PLAYING TENNIS AND..." "SHAMEABOUTYOURTITSREALLY, OTHERWISE YOU COULD WORK IN THE" "SHAMEABOUTYOURTITSREALLY, OTHERWISE YOU COULD WORK IN THE REVUE BAR OR BE IN MEN ONLY LIKE" "OTHERWISE YOU COULD WORK IN THE REVUE BAR OR BE IN MEN ONLY LIKE YOUR FRIEND." "REVUE BAR OR BE IN MEN ONLY LIKE YOUR FRIEND." "FIONA." "YOUR FRIEND." "FIONA." "WHATEVERSHECALLS" "FIONA." "WHATEVERSHECALLS HERSELF NOW." "WHATEVERSHECALLS HERSELF NOW." "YEAH,SHE'SNOTINMENONLY." "HERSELF NOW." "YEAH,SHE'SNOTINMENONLY." "UM, PA SACKED HER, SO." "YEAH,SHE'SNOTINMENONLY." "UM, PA SACKED HER, SO." "OH." "UM, PA SACKED HER, SO." "OH." "I THOUGHT SHE SACKED DAD." "OH." "I THOUGHT SHE SACKED DAD." "NO,YOU'REWRONG,ISACKED" "I THOUGHT SHE SACKED DAD." "NO,YOU'REWRONG,ISACKED HER, SO YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THAT." "NO,YOU'REWRONG,ISACKED HER, SO YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THAT." "YEAH." "HER, SO YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THAT." "YEAH." "O.K.,THAT'SENOUGH,YOU TWO ." "YEAH." "O.K.,THAT'SENOUGH,YOU TWO ." "COME ALONG, WE'RE SUPPOSED" "O.K.,THAT'SENOUGH,YOU TWO ." "COME ALONG, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CELEBRATING." "COME ALONG, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CELEBRATING." "[SARCASTICALLY]YAY." "TO BE CELEBRATING." "[SARCASTICALLY]YAY." "[PAUL CLINKS GLASS]" "[SARCASTICALLY]YAY." "[PAUL CLINKS GLASS] THANKYOU,THANKYOU ," "[PAUL CLINKS GLASS] THANKYOU,THANKYOU , THANK YOU, COULD I HAVE YOUR" "THANKYOU,THANKYOU , THANK YOU, COULD I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?" "THANK YOU, COULD I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?" "UH, MY NAME IS PAUL RAYMOND." "ATTENTION, PLEASE?" "UH, MY NAME IS PAUL RAYMOND." "I AM THE..." "Guest:" "SHH." "UH, MY NAME IS PAUL RAYMOND." "I AM THE..." "Guest:" "SHH." "THANKYOU." "I AM THE..." "Guest:" "SHH." "THANKYOU." "I AM THE, UH, FATHER OF" "THANKYOU." "I AM THE, UH, FATHER OF THE BRIDE." "I AM THE, UH, FATHER OF THE BRIDE." "Tony:" "THAT'SWHATYOU THINK." "THE BRIDE." "Tony:" "THAT'SWHATYOU THINK." "[ALL LAUGH]" "Tony:" "THAT'SWHATYOU THINK." "[ALL LAUGH] DEBORAH,YOULOOKSUPER," "[ALL LAUGH] DEBORAH,YOULOOKSUPER, YOU'VE GOT A SMASHING FIGURE AND" "DEBORAH,YOULOOKSUPER, YOU'VE GOT A SMASHING FIGURE AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU." "YOU'VE GOT A SMASHING FIGURE AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU." "SHE MAY NOT BE A DOUBLE-D, BUT" "I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU." "SHE MAY NOT BE A DOUBLE-D, BUT TO ME, SHE'LL ALWAYS BE 3-D:" "SHE MAY NOT BE A DOUBLE-D, BUT TO ME, SHE'LL ALWAYS BE 3-D:" "MY DARLING DAUGHTER DEBORAH." "TO ME, SHE'LL ALWAYS BE 3-D:" "MY DARLING DAUGHTER DEBORAH." "UH, SOMEONE, UH, CAME UP TO ME" "MY DARLING DAUGHTER DEBORAH." "UH, SOMEONE, UH, CAME UP TO ME EARLIER OUTSIDE AND SAID," "UH, SOMEONE, UH, CAME UP TO ME EARLIER OUTSIDE AND SAID, "I UNDERSTAND THAT THE WEDDING" "EARLIER OUTSIDE AND SAID, "I UNDERSTAND THAT THE WEDDING COST IN EXCESS OF" ""I UNDERSTAND THAT THE WEDDING COST IN EXCESS OF 75,000 POUNDS."" "COST IN EXCESS OF 75,000 POUNDS." I SAID, "PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT 75,000 POUNDS." I SAID, "PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT MONEY, IT'S VULGAR AND ANYWAY,"" "I SAID, "PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT MONEY, IT'S VULGAR AND ANYWAY," I ADDED, "THEIR WEDDING WAS" "MONEY, IT'S VULGAR AND ANYWAY," I ADDED, "THEIR WEDDING WAS ACTUALLY CLOSER TO" "I ADDED, "THEIR WEDDING WAS ACTUALLY CLOSER TO 95,000 POUNDS."" "ACTUALLY CLOSER TO 95,000 POUNDS." [LAUGHTER] 95,000 POUNDS." [LAUGHTER] [¶..., SNORTING]" "[LAUGHTER] [¶..., SNORTING] ¶DODO DO DO ... [¶..., SNORTING] ¶DODO DO DO ..." "¶ANDPUTTHE FRESHNESSBACK ," "¶DODO DO DO ..." "¶ANDPUTTHE FRESHNESSBACK , DO THE SHAKE AND VAC!" "¶" "¶ANDPUTTHE FRESHNESSBACK , DO THE SHAKE AND VAC!" "¶ I LOVE THAT, LOVE THAT" " OH!" "DO THE SHAKE AND VAC!" "¶ I LOVE THAT, LOVE THAT" " OH!" "GUILTYASCHARGED!" "I LOVE THAT, LOVE THAT" " OH!" "GUILTYASCHARGED!" "[¶...]" "GUILTYASCHARGED!" "[¶...] Jon,laughing:" "MUM!" "[¶...] Jon,laughing:" "MUM!" "DON'TCALLME "MUM"," "Jon,laughing:" "MUM!" "DON'TCALLME "MUM", CALL ME "JEAN"." "DON'TCALLME "MUM", CALL ME "JEAN"." "WELL, YOU'RE VERY, VERY," "CALL ME "JEAN"." "WELL, YOU'RE VERY, VERY, VERY GORGEOUS AND I'M VERY PROUD" "WELL, YOU'RE VERY, VERY, VERY GORGEOUS AND I'M VERY PROUD TO HAVE YOU AS MY SON-IN-LAW." "VERY GORGEOUS AND I'M VERY PROUD TO HAVE YOU AS MY SON-IN-LAW." "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MY" "TO HAVE YOU AS MY SON-IN-LAW." "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MY-- AMI INTERRUPTINGYOUTWO ?" "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MY-- AMI INTERRUPTINGYOUTWO ?" "HUH?" "AMI INTERRUPTINGYOUTWO ?" "HUH?" "HI,DEBS." "HUH?" "HI,DEBS." "HI." "HI,DEBS." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." "I, UM..." "HI." "I, UM..." "WHAT?" "I, UM..." "WHAT?" "I'LLSEEYOULATER." "WHAT?" "I'LLSEEYOULATER." "SEEYOULATER." "I'LLSEEYOULATER." "SEEYOULATER." "Debbie:" "YEAH,SEEYOU LATER." "SEEYOULATER." "Debbie:" "YEAH,SEEYOU LATER." "SHE'SGREAT." "Debbie:" "YEAH,SEEYOU LATER." "SHE'SGREAT." "SHE'SUNBELIEVABLE." "SHE'SGREAT." "SHE'SUNBELIEVABLE." "YOU SHOULD GET A ROOM, YOU TWO." "SHE'SUNBELIEVABLE." "YOU SHOULD GET A ROOM, YOU TWO." "WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT?" "YOU SHOULD GET A ROOM, YOU TWO." "WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT?" "YOUBEENDANCING?" "WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT?" "YOUBEENDANCING?" "NO,I HAVEN'TBEENDANCING," "YOUBEENDANCING?" "NO,I HAVEN'TBEENDANCING, JONATHAN." "NO,I HAVEN'TBEENDANCING, JONATHAN." "I'VE JUST BEEN WATCHING MY" "JONATHAN." "I'VE JUST BEEN WATCHING MY MOTHER DANCE WITH YOU." "I'VE JUST BEEN WATCHING MY MOTHER DANCE WITH YOU." "DON'TBECROSSWITHME." "MOTHER DANCE WITH YOU." "DON'TBECROSSWITHME." "IT WASN'T ME THAT WAS" "DON'TBECROSSWITHME." "IT WASN'T ME THAT WAS-- I'MNOTCROSS,JONATHAN." "IT WASN'T ME THAT WAS-- I'MNOTCROSS,JONATHAN." "I'M NOT 14." "I'MNOTCROSS,JONATHAN." "I'M NOT 14." "WELCOMETOTHEFAMILY," "I'M NOT 14." "WELCOMETOTHEFAMILY, JONATHAN." "WELCOMETOTHEFAMILY, JONATHAN." "YOU'VEBEEN,YOU'VEBEEN" "JONATHAN." "YOU'VEBEEN,YOU'VEBEEN WELCOMED." "YOU'VEBEEN,YOU'VEBEEN WELCOMED." "OURCONDOLENCESON THIS" "WELCOMED." "OURCONDOLENCESON THIS SAD DAY." "OURCONDOLENCESON THIS SAD DAY." "Jonathan:[ SCOFFINGLAUGH]" "SAD DAY." "Jonathan:[ SCOFFINGLAUGH] THISISMORELIKEA" "Jonathan:[ SCOFFINGLAUGH] THISISMORELIKEA FUCKING FUNERAL." "THISISMORELIKEA FUCKING FUNERAL." "SO,WHATAREYOU DOING" "FUCKING FUNERAL." "SO,WHATAREYOU DOING LATER ON?" "SO,WHATAREYOU DOING LATER ON?" "PROBABLYGOINGTO BED." "LATER ON?" "PROBABLYGOINGTO BED." "WITHME?" "PROBABLYGOINGTO BED." "WITHME?" "NO." "WITHME?" "NO." "UH,ALONE?" "NO." "UH,ALONE?" "[CHUCKLES]PROBABLY." "UH,ALONE?" "[CHUCKLES]PROBABLY." "HMM." "[CHUCKLES]PROBABLY." "HMM." "I MEAN, MY BED'S TOO BIG TO" "HMM." "I MEAN, MY BED'S TOO BIG TO SLEEP IN ALL BY MYSELF." "I MEAN, MY BED'S TOO BIG TO SLEEP IN ALL BY MYSELF." "WELL,THATWASALWAYSTHE" "SLEEP IN ALL BY MYSELF." "WELL,THATWASALWAYSTHE PROBLEM, WASN'T IT?" "WELL,THATWASALWAYSTHE PROBLEM, WASN'T IT?" "I PREFER A BED BIG ENOUGH FOR" "PROBLEM, WASN'T IT?" "I PREFER A BED BIG ENOUGH FOR JUST TWO PEOPLE." "I PREFER A BED BIG ENOUGH FOR JUST TWO PEOPLE." "OH." "JUST TWO PEOPLE." "OH." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "OH." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY CHILDREN." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY CHILDREN." "SERIOUSLY." "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY CHILDREN." "SERIOUSLY." "THEY'RE OUTSIDE IN THE CAR." "SERIOUSLY." "THEY'RE OUTSIDE IN THE CAR." "YOU CAN TAKE 'EM NOW IF" "THEY'RE OUTSIDE IN THE CAR." "YOU CAN TAKE 'EM NOW IF IF YOU LIKE!" "YOU CAN TAKE 'EM NOW IF IF YOU LIKE!" "[BOTH LAUGH DRUNKENLY]" "IF YOU LIKE!" "[BOTH LAUGH DRUNKENLY] [PAUL WOLF-WHISTLES]" "[BOTH LAUGH DRUNKENLY] [PAUL WOLF-WHISTLES] WHOISTHATFOXYLADY ?" "[PAUL WOLF-WHISTLES] WHOISTHATFOXYLADY ?" "OH,ITMIGHTBEME." "WHOISTHATFOXYLADY ?" "OH,ITMIGHTBEME." "[FORCESA HEARTYLAUGH]" "OH,ITMIGHTBEME." "[FORCESA HEARTYLAUGH] YOU ARE LOOKING" "[FORCESA HEARTYLAUGH] YOU ARE LOOKING ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL." "YOU ARE LOOKING ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL." "OH,THANKYOUVERYMUCH ." "ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL." "OH,THANKYOUVERYMUCH ." "YOU FEELING VERY LONELY NOW" "OH,THANKYOUVERYMUCH ." "YOU FEELING VERY LONELY NOW YOU'VE LOST YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" "YOU FEELING VERY LONELY NOW YOU'VE LOST YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" "WELL,I CANALWAYSGET" "YOU'VE LOST YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" "WELL,I CANALWAYSGET  A GIRL." "WELL,I CANALWAYSGET  A GIRL." "WELL,I CERTAINLYKNOWTHAT." "A GIRL." "WELL,I CERTAINLYKNOWTHAT." "NO,SERIOUSLY,YOU'RELOOKING" "WELL,I CERTAINLYKNOWTHAT." "NO,SERIOUSLY,YOU'RELOOKING BETTER THAN EVER." "NO,SERIOUSLY,YOU'RELOOKING BETTER THAN EVER." "BETTER THAN WOMEN HALF YOUR AGE." "BETTER THAN EVER." "BETTER THAN WOMEN HALF YOUR AGE." "THAT'S A COMPLIMENT, BY THE WAY." "BETTER THAN WOMEN HALF YOUR AGE." "THAT'S A COMPLIMENT, BY THE WAY." "CHEEKYBUGGER." "THAT'S A COMPLIMENT, BY THE WAY." "CHEEKYBUGGER." "DO I LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ON" "CHEEKYBUGGER." "DO I LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ON THE COVER OF MEN ONLY?" "DO I LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ON THE COVER OF MEN ONLY?" "IFYOUWANTTOBE." "THE COVER OF MEN ONLY?" "IFYOUWANTTOBE." "IS THAT AN OFFER?" "IFYOUWANTTOBE." "IS THAT AN OFFER?" "MIGHTBE." "IS THAT AN OFFER?" "MIGHTBE." "[INTRO TO "JEAN GENIE" PLAYS]" "MIGHTBE." "[INTRO TO "JEAN GENIE" PLAYS] AREWEREADY,MR. BAILEY?" "[INTRO TO "JEAN GENIE" PLAYS] AREWEREADY,MR. BAILEY?" "HOPON." "AREWEREADY,MR. BAILEY?" "HOPON." "DavidBowie:¶JEANGENIE" "HOPON." "DavidBowie:¶JEANGENIE LIVES ON HIS BACK ¶" "DavidBowie:¶JEANGENIE LIVES ON HIS BACK ¶ TAKETHEBLOODYPICTURE." "LIVES ON HIS BACK ¶ TAKETHEBLOODYPICTURE." "¶LOVESCHIMNEYSTACKS" "TAKETHEBLOODYPICTURE." "¶LOVESCHIMNEYSTACKS ¶ HE'S OUTRAGEOUS" "¶LOVESCHIMNEYSTACKS ¶ HE'S OUTRAGEOUS  WHERETHEHELLISTONY ," "¶ HE'S OUTRAGEOUS  WHERETHEHELLISTONY , BY THE WAY?" "WHERETHEHELLISTONY , BY THE WAY?" "THERE'S NO, NO, NO MAKE-UP" "BY THE WAY?" "THERE'S NO, NO, NO MAKE-UP ARTIST, NO BLACK AND WHITE" "THERE'S NO, NO, NO MAKE-UP ARTIST, NO BLACK AND WHITE FILM STOCK." "ARTIST, NO BLACK AND WHITE FILM STOCK." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "FILM STOCK." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?" "...OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?" "...OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL." "DESIRE ME." "...OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL." "DESIRE ME." "OH, GOLLY GOSH." "DESIRE ME." "OH, GOLLY GOSH." "CHANGE OF SCENERY." "OH, GOLLY GOSH." "CHANGE OF SCENERY." "GREAT." "CHANGE OF SCENERY." "GREAT." "DIDYOUKNOWDEBBIE'S" "GREAT." "DIDYOUKNOWDEBBIE'S DOING DRUGS?" "DIDYOUKNOWDEBBIE'S DOING DRUGS?" "WHOSAIDTHAT?" "DOING DRUGS?" "WHOSAIDTHAT?" "WELL,ISIT TRUE?" "WHOSAIDTHAT?" "WELL,ISIT TRUE?" "SHE'SANADULT." "WELL,ISIT TRUE?" "SHE'SANADULT." "SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF." "SHE'SANADULT." "SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF." "[KNOCK]" "SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF." "[KNOCK] COMEIN." "[KNOCK] COMEIN." "ANNA,WILLYOUTELLMETHE" "COMEIN." "ANNA,WILLYOUTELLMETHE TRUTH" " YOU'RE ANOTHER WOMAN" "ANNA,WILLYOUTELLMETHE TRUTH" " YOU'RE ANOTHER WOMAN-- DO I LOOK RED?" "TRUTH" " YOU'RE ANOTHER WOMAN-- DO I LOOK RED?" "YOULOOKGORGEOUS." "DO I LOOK RED?" "YOULOOKGORGEOUS." "SEE?" "YOULOOKGORGEOUS." "SEE?" "IBETFIONAGOT HAIRAND" "SEE?" "IBETFIONAGOT HAIRAND MAKE-UP." "IBETFIONAGOT HAIRAND MAKE-UP." "OH,DARLING,JUSTLOOKATME ." "MAKE-UP." "OH,DARLING,JUSTLOOKATME ." "LOOK AT ME, DARLING." "OH,DARLING,JUSTLOOKATME ." "LOOK AT ME, DARLING." "WE KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THERE." "LOOK AT ME, DARLING." "WE KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THERE." "THAT'S EXCELLENT." "WE KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THERE." "THAT'S EXCELLENT." "NO LOVE, JUST LUST." "THAT'S EXCELLENT." "NO LOVE, JUST LUST." "Tony:" "I WISHIHAD HALFYOUR" "NO LOVE, JUST LUST." "Tony:" "I WISHIHAD HALFYOUR  TALENT FOR MANIPULATING PEOPLE." "Tony:" "I WISHIHAD HALFYOUR  TALENT FOR MANIPULATING PEOPLE." "MANIPULATE?" "TALENT FOR MANIPULATING PEOPLE." "MANIPULATE?" "SHEMUSTWANTYOU BACK," "MANIPULATE?" "SHEMUSTWANTYOU BACK, DOESN'T SHE?" "SHEMUSTWANTYOU BACK, DOESN'T SHE?" "SHEDOESN'TWANTMEBACK ." "DOESN'T SHE?" "SHEDOESN'TWANTMEBACK ." "SHE JUST WANTS TO SHOW ME THAT" "SHEDOESN'TWANTMEBACK ." "SHE JUST WANTS TO SHOW ME THAT OTHER MEN STILL DESIRE HER." "SHE JUST WANTS TO SHOW ME THAT OTHER MEN STILL DESIRE HER." "YEAH,WELL,IDESIREHER." "OTHER MEN STILL DESIRE HER." "YEAH,WELL,IDESIREHER." "FUCKING HELL, LOOK AT THAT." "YEAH,WELL,IDESIREHER." "FUCKING HELL, LOOK AT THAT." "I'MTHINKINGOF TAKING" "FUCKING HELL, LOOK AT THAT." "I'MTHINKINGOF TAKING A YEAR OFF." "I'MTHINKINGOF TAKING A YEAR OFF." "GOING TO LIVE IN A MONASTERY," "A YEAR OFF." "GOING TO LIVE IN A MONASTERY, LIKE A MONK." "GOING TO LIVE IN A MONASTERY, LIKE A MONK." "WHAT,RASPUTIN?" "LIKE A MONK." "WHAT,RASPUTIN?" "THAT'SVERYGOODSTUFF." "WHAT,RASPUTIN?" "THAT'SVERYGOODSTUFF." "YEAH." "THAT'SVERYGOODSTUFF." "YEAH." "ONLY THE BEST." "YEAH." "ONLY THE BEST." "YEAH,IT'SNOTTOO ,UH," "ONLY THE BEST." "YEAH,IT'SNOTTOO ,UH,  IT'S NOT TOO BUZZY." "YEAH,IT'SNOTTOO ,UH,  IT'S NOT TOO BUZZY." "HE'SGOOD." "IT'S NOT TOO BUZZY." "HE'SGOOD." "HE DOESN'T CUT IT WITH ANY SHIT." "HE'SGOOD." "HE DOESN'T CUT IT WITH ANY SHIT." "...WE NEED TO SHIFT UP A GEAR," "HE DOESN'T CUT IT WITH ANY SHIT." "...WE NEED TO SHIFT UP A GEAR, RIGHT." "...WE NEED TO SHIFT UP A GEAR, RIGHT." "THE MAGAZINE NEEDS TO STAY" "RIGHT." "THE MAGAZINE NEEDS TO STAY ON TOP." "THE MAGAZINE NEEDS TO STAY ON TOP." "WE'VE, UH, WE'RE, YOU KNOW," "ON TOP." "WE'VE, UH, WE'RE, YOU KNOW, WE'VE DROPPED DOWN TO" "WE'VE, UH, WE'RE, YOU KNOW, WE'VE DROPPED DOWN TO THIRD, SECOND." "WE'VE DROPPED DOWN TO THIRD, SECOND." "WE'RE REVVING HARD, BUT WE'RE," "THIRD, SECOND." "WE'RE REVVING HARD, BUT WE'RE, WE'RE STUCK ON A HILL OR," "WE'RE REVVING HARD, BUT WE'RE, WE'RE STUCK ON A HILL OR, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW." "WE'RE STUCK ON A HILL OR, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW." "WE'VE CAUGHT TOO MANY RED LIGHTS" "I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW." "WE'VE CAUGHT TOO MANY RED LIGHTS OR WHATEVER." "WE'VE CAUGHT TOO MANY RED LIGHTS OR WHATEVER." "WE NEED TO, UH, PUT THE SERIOUS" "OR WHATEVER." "WE NEED TO, UH, PUT THE SERIOUS DRIVING GLOVES ON." "WE NEED TO, UH, PUT THE SERIOUS DRIVING GLOVES ON." "BECAUSE WE DON'T, WE DON'T WANNA" "DRIVING GLOVES ON." "BECAUSE WE DON'T, WE DON'T WANNA GET, YOU KNOW." "BECAUSE WE DON'T, WE DON'T WANNA GET, YOU KNOW." "WE DON'T WANNA GET BLISTERS..." "GET, YOU KNOW." "WE DON'T WANNA GET BLISTERS..." "GRIPPING THE WHEEL TOO HARD" "WE DON'T WANNA GET BLISTERS..." "GRIPPING THE WHEEL TOO HARD WHILST WE'RE STUCK, UM..." "GRIPPING THE WHEEL TOO HARD WHILST WE'RE STUCK, UM..." "WELL,I THINKIKNOWWHAT" "WHILST WE'RE STUCK, UM..." "WELL,I THINKIKNOWWHAT  YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "WELL,I THINKIKNOWWHAT  YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "WE NEED TO BE IN THE FAST LANE." "YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "WE NEED TO BE IN THE FAST LANE." "YES." "WE NEED TO BE IN THE FAST LANE." "YES." "Man:¶ ONCEIRAN TOYOU," "YES." "Man:¶ ONCEIRAN TOYOU,  NOW I RUN FROM YOU ¶" "Man:¶ ONCEIRAN TOYOU,  NOW I RUN FROM YOU ¶ ¶ THIS TAINTED LOVE" "NOW I RUN FROM YOU ¶ ¶ THIS TAINTED LOVE YOU'VE GIVEN... ¶" "¶ THIS TAINTED LOVE YOU'VE GIVEN... ¶ ISHOULDN'TBRINGMYWORK" "YOU'VE GIVEN... ¶ ISHOULDN'TBRINGMYWORK  HOME WITH ME, YOU KNOW," "ISHOULDN'TBRINGMYWORK  HOME WITH ME, YOU KNOW, TONY, HUH?" "HOME WITH ME, YOU KNOW, TONY, HUH?" "EENY, MEENY, MYNEE, MO." "TONY, HUH?" "EENY, MEENY, MYNEE, MO." "[ALL LAUGH]" "EENY, MEENY, MYNEE, MO." "[ALL LAUGH] ¶..." "THAT'SNOTNEARLYALL" "[ALL LAUGH] ¶..." "THAT'SNOTNEARLYALL CANYOUNOTSEE IAM MAKING" "¶..." "THAT'SNOTNEARLYALL CANYOUNOTSEE IAM MAKING GREAT ART HERE?" "CANYOUNOTSEE IAM MAKING GREAT ART HERE?" "[PAUL GROANS]" "GREAT ART HERE?" "[PAUL GROANS] [TONY SNORTS DEEPLY]" "[PAUL GROANS] [TONY SNORTS DEEPLY] WELL,IT'SNOTTHE NEATEST" "[TONY SNORTS DEEPLY] WELL,IT'SNOTTHE NEATEST LINE I'VE EVER SET UP." "WELL,IT'SNOTTHE NEATEST LINE I'VE EVER SET UP." "[WOMAN LAUGHS]" "LINE I'VE EVER SET UP." "[WOMAN LAUGHS] [WOMAN MOANS]" "[WOMAN LAUGHS] [WOMAN MOANS] Carl:" "THAT'SFANTASTIC." "[WOMAN MOANS] Carl:" "THAT'SFANTASTIC." "Paul:" "A SORTOF ALBINO" "Carl:" "THAT'SFANTASTIC." "Paul:" "A SORTOF ALBINO SUPREMES." "Paul:" "A SORTOF ALBINO SUPREMES." "SORT OF CHICKEN SUPREME." "SUPREMES." "SORT OF CHICKEN SUPREME." "PaulRaymond,anameonce" "SORT OF CHICKEN SUPREME." "PaulRaymond,anameonce  synonymous with sophistication," "PaulRaymond,anameonce  synonymous with sophistication, has been accused by The Sunday synonymous with sophistication, has been accused by The Sunday Times of organizing has been accused by The Sunday Times of organizing prostitution from one of his" "Times of organizing prostitution from one of his clubs in Soho, prostitution from one of his clubs in Soho, The Pink Pussycat." "clubs in Soho, The Pink Pussycat." "Paul:" SEXFORSALE."" "The Pink Pussycat." "Paul:" SEXFORSALE." OH,I CAN'TBELIEVEIBLOODY" "Paul:" SEXFORSALE." OH,I CAN'TBELIEVEIBLOODY FELL FOR IT." "OH,I CAN'TBELIEVEIBLOODY FELL FOR IT." "NICEPICTUREOF YOU." "FELL FOR IT." "NICEPICTUREOF YOU." ""THE SQUALID SIDE OF" "NICEPICTUREOF YOU." ""THE SQUALID SIDE OF RAYMOND'S SOHO."" ""THE SQUALID SIDE OF RAYMOND'S SOHO." IAMSORRY,PAUL." "RAYMOND'S SOHO." IAMSORRY,PAUL." "GOODMORNING." "IAMSORRY,PAUL." "GOODMORNING." "HOWDOESIT FEELTOBE" "GOODMORNING." "HOWDOESIT FEELTOBE EXPOSED AS A COMMON PIMP?" "HOWDOESIT FEELTOBE EXPOSED AS A COMMON PIMP?" "WELL,I 'MGOINGTO GO TO" "EXPOSED AS A COMMON PIMP?" "WELL,I 'MGOINGTO GO TO  COURT AND I WILL SWEAR ON A" "WELL,I 'MGOINGTO GO TO  COURT AND I WILL SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBLES THAT THESE" "COURT AND I WILL SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBLES THAT THESE ALLEGATIONS BEAR NO RELATION TO" "STACK OF BIBLES THAT THESE ALLEGATIONS BEAR NO RELATION TO THE WAY I CONDUCT MY BUSINESS IN" "ALLEGATIONS BEAR NO RELATION TO THE WAY I CONDUCT MY BUSINESS IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM." "THE WAY I CONDUCT MY BUSINESS IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM." "NOT ONLY DO THEY, UH, RUIN THE" "ANY SHAPE OR FORM." "NOT ONLY DO THEY, UH, RUIN THE REPUTATION OF ONE OF LONDON'S" "NOT ONLY DO THEY, UH, RUIN THE REPUTATION OF ONE OF LONDON'S FINEST DISTRICTS, BUT THEY ALSO" "REPUTATION OF ONE OF LONDON'S FINEST DISTRICTS, BUT THEY ALSO BRING DOWN PROPERTY PRICES," "FINEST DISTRICTS, BUT THEY ALSO BRING DOWN PROPERTY PRICES, WHICH I'M SURE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND" "BRING DOWN PROPERTY PRICES, WHICH I'M SURE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT I DO NOT WANT." "CLUBLOOKSGOOD." "Tony:" "MMM." "NOTHANKS." "Tony:" "MMM." "NOTHANKS." "Paulonscreen:" "Repeatthe" "NOTHANKS." "Paulonscreen:" "Repeatthe conclusion of the" "Paulonscreen:" "Repeatthe conclusion of the-- THISISQUALITY." "conclusion of the-- THISISQUALITY." "[TONY SNORTS DEEPLY]" "THISISQUALITY." "[TONY SNORTS DEEPLY] Paulonscreen:... imagine" "[TONY SNORTS DEEPLY] Paulonscreen:... imagine that my face is the camera." "Paulonscreen:... imagine that my face is the camera." "And I would like you to splay that my face is the camera." "And I would like you to splay your legs, uh, before the" "And I would like you to splay your legs, uh, before the camera, my face." "your legs, uh, before the camera, my face." "[CLEARS THROAT] camera, my face." "[CLEARS THROAT] Superb." "[CLEARS THROAT] Superb." "[TONY LAUGHS]" "Superb." "[TONY LAUGHS] ISTHATFUNNY?" "[TONY LAUGHS] ISTHATFUNNY?" "IT'SHILARIOUS." "ISTHATFUNNY?" "IT'SHILARIOUS." "I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT GIRL'S" "IT'SHILARIOUS." "I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT GIRL'S PUSSY, BUT THERE'S AN OLD MAN'S" "I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT GIRL'S PUSSY, BUT THERE'S AN OLD MAN'S HEAD IN THE WAY." "PUSSY, BUT THERE'S AN OLD MAN'S HEAD IN THE WAY." "Paulonscreen:" "Thatwas" "HEAD IN THE WAY." "Paulonscreen:" "Thatwas excellent." "Paulonscreen:" "Thatwas excellent." "ILOVETHEGESTURES." "excellent." "ILOVETHEGESTURES." "THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE" "ILOVETHEGESTURES." "THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN AIR HOSTESS." "THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN AIR HOSTESS." "FUNNY-LOOKINGAIRHOSTESS." "AN AIR HOSTESS." "FUNNY-LOOKINGAIRHOSTESS." "Tony:" "DOORSTO MANUAL." "FUNNY-LOOKINGAIRHOSTESS." "Tony:" "DOORSTO MANUAL." "THAT'S YOUR NEW BIRD, DI, IS IT?" "Tony:" "DOORSTO MANUAL." "THAT'S YOUR NEW BIRD, DI, IS IT?" "YES." "THAT'S YOUR NEW BIRD, DI, IS IT?" "YES." "ALLRIGHT!" "YES." "ALLRIGHT!" "SHE'S HOT." "ALLRIGHT!" "SHE'S HOT." "THANKYOU." "SHE'S HOT." "THANKYOU." "I'DFUCKHER." "THANKYOU." "I'DFUCKHER." "TONY,PLEASE." "I'DFUCKHER." "TONY,PLEASE." "LETMEKNOWWHENYOU'RE" "TONY,PLEASE." "LETMEKNOWWHENYOU'RE FINISHED WITH HER, EH?" "LETMEKNOWWHENYOU'RE FINISHED WITH HER, EH?" "RIGHT,STOP,STOPTHE FILM." "FINISHED WITH HER, EH?" "RIGHT,STOP,STOPTHE FILM." "SWITCH IT OFF." "RIGHT,STOP,STOPTHE FILM." "SWITCH IT OFF." "HOW MANY GRAMS ARE YOU GETTING" "SWITCH IT OFF." "HOW MANY GRAMS ARE YOU GETTING THROUGH A DAY?" "WHY?" "HOW MANY GRAMS ARE YOU GETTING THROUGH A DAY?" "WHY?" "BECAUSEYOU'VEGOTTOSTOP ." "THROUGH A DAY?" "WHY?" "BECAUSEYOU'VEGOTTOSTOP ." "YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL." "BECAUSEYOU'VEGOTTOSTOP ." "YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL." "[LAUGHS]BOLLOCKS." "YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL." "[LAUGHS]BOLLOCKS." "I DO ABOUT HALF AS MUCH" "[LAUGHS]BOLLOCKS." "I DO ABOUT HALF AS MUCH AS YOU DO." "I DO ABOUT HALF AS MUCH AS YOU DO." "WEBOTHKNOWTHAT'SRUBBISH." "AS YOU DO." "WEBOTHKNOWTHAT'SRUBBISH." "AND EVEN IF IT WERE TRUE," "WEBOTHKNOWTHAT'SRUBBISH." "AND EVEN IF IT WERE TRUE, I DON'T TURN UP FOR WORK" "AND EVEN IF IT WERE TRUE, I DON'T TURN UP FOR WORK TWO DAYS LATE." "I DON'T TURN UP FOR WORK TWO DAYS LATE." "I DON'T INSULT THE STAFF." "TWO DAYS LATE." "I DON'T INSULT THE STAFF." "LISTEN TO ME." "I DON'T INSULT THE STAFF." "LISTEN TO ME." "I DON'T INSULT THE STAFF." "LISTEN TO ME." "I DON'T INSULT THE STAFF." "I DON'T UPSET ADVERTISERS." "I DON'T INSULT THE STAFF." "I DON'T UPSET ADVERTISERS." "AND I CERTAINLY DON'T LOSE 10%" "I DON'T UPSET ADVERTISERS." "AND I CERTAINLY DON'T LOSE 10% OF U.S. SALES OF" "AND I CERTAINLY DON'T LOSE 10% OF U.S. SALES OF CLUB INTERNATIONAL." "OF U.S. SALES OF CLUB INTERNATIONAL." "AND I DON'T HAVE A BOSS." "CLUB INTERNATIONAL." "AND I DON'T HAVE A BOSS." "BECAUSE I AM THE BOSS." "AND I DON'T HAVE A BOSS." "BECAUSE I AM THE BOSS." "YEAH, I LIKE YOU, TONY," "BECAUSE I AM THE BOSS." "YEAH, I LIKE YOU, TONY, BUT YOU'VE GOTTA CLEAN UP" "YEAH, I LIKE YOU, TONY, BUT YOU'VE GOTTA CLEAN UP YOUR ACT AND I'M TELLING YOU FOR" "BUT YOU'VE GOTTA CLEAN UP YOUR ACT AND I'M TELLING YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD." "YOUR ACT AND I'M TELLING YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD." "WHO'SGONNATAKEOVER" "YOUR OWN GOOD." "WHO'SGONNATAKEOVER THE MAGAZINES?" "DEBORAH." "WHO'SGONNATAKEOVER THE MAGAZINES?" "DEBORAH." "NO.[ SCOFFS,LAUGHS]" "THE MAGAZINES?" "DEBORAH." "NO.[ SCOFFS,LAUGHS] NO." "NO.[ SCOFFS,LAUGHS] NO." "NO!" "NO." "NO!" "BECAUSE SHE, SHE'S A" "NO!" "BECAUSE SHE, SHE'S A PSYCHO-WOMAN." "BECAUSE SHE, SHE'S A PSYCHO-WOMAN." "WHOA,TONY." "NO  ." "PSYCHO-WOMAN." "WHOA,TONY." "NO  ." "THAT'SENOUGH." "WHOA,TONY." "NO  ." "THAT'SENOUGH." "SHE'SUPANDDOWNLIKE" "THAT'SENOUGH." "SHE'SUPANDDOWNLIKE  A YO-YO." "SHE'SUPANDDOWNLIKE  A YO-YO." "SHE DOES TWICE AS MUCH COKE AS" "A YO-YO." "SHE DOES TWICE AS MUCH COKE AS I DO, THAT'S WHY" "SHE DOES TWICE AS MUCH COKE AS I DO, THAT'S WHY-- NO,SHEDOESN'T." "I DO, THAT'S WHY-- NO,SHEDOESN'T." "YES,SHEDOES." "NO,SHEDOESN'T." "YES,SHEDOES." "SHE'S" "  TONY." "YES,SHEDOES." "SHE'S" "  TONY." "NOONECANSTANDHER." "SHE'S" "  TONY." "NOONECANSTANDHER." "SHE'S TALENTLESS." "NOONECANSTANDHER." "SHE'S TALENTLESS." "Carl:" "TONY,TONY." "SHE'S TALENTLESS." "Carl:" "TONY,TONY." "IFYOUWEREN'TBANKROLLING" "Carl:" "TONY,TONY." "IFYOUWEREN'TBANKROLLING HER, SHE'D BE NOWHERE." "IFYOUWEREN'TBANKROLLING HER, SHE'D BE NOWHERE." "ZIPIT." "HER, SHE'D BE NOWHERE." "ZIPIT." "NO,NO,NO ." "ZIPIT." "NO,NO,NO ." "I'M SORRY, PAUL, I KNOW SHE'S" "NO,NO,NO ." "I'M SORRY, PAUL, I KNOW SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER, BUT SHE IS" "I'M SORRY, PAUL, I KNOW SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER, BUT SHE IS NOTHING LIKE YOU, NOTHING." "YOUR DAUGHTER, BUT SHE IS NOTHING LIKE YOU, NOTHING." "AND SHE'S NOWHERE NEAR ME." "NOTHING LIKE YOU, NOTHING." "AND SHE'S NOWHERE NEAR ME." "CARL?" "YES,PAUL?" "AND SHE'S NOWHERE NEAR ME." "CARL?" "YES,PAUL?" "SACKHIM." "CARL?" "YES,PAUL?" "SACKHIM." "NO,COMEON ." "SACKHIM." "NO,COMEON ." "TONY..." "NO,COMEON ." "TONY..." "[¶..., CAR HORN HONKS]" "TONY..." "[¶..., CAR HORN HONKS] Paulonscreen:" "Beforelong ," "[¶..., CAR HORN HONKS] Paulonscreen:" "Beforelong , I think she will take over the" "Paulonscreen:" "Beforelong , I think she will take over the empire that I've built up." "I think she will take over the empire that I've built up." "But I wouldn't have said empire that I've built up." "But I wouldn't have said that once." "But I wouldn't have said that once." "She was very badly behaved, that once." "She was very badly behaved, uh, and almost impossible to" "She was very badly behaved, uh, and almost impossible to control, but now I think she's uh, and almost impossible to control, but now I think she's found the right balance between control, but now I think she's found the right balance between work and play." "found the right balance between work and play." "Debbieonscreen:" "Alotof work and play." "Debbieonscreen:" "Alotof people still view him as very" "Debbieonscreen:" "Alotof people still view him as very hard-edged and quite a ruthless people still view him as very hard-edged and quite a ruthless businessman, but, um, yeah, hard-edged and quite a ruthless businessman, but, um, yeah, I don't see that him that way," "businessman, but, um, yeah, I don't see that him that way, I'm his daughter, so as far as" "I don't see that him that way, I'm his daughter, so as far as I'm concerned, he's my father" "I'm his daughter, so as far as I'm concerned, he's my father and that's that, yeah." "I'm concerned, he's my father and that's that, yeah." "Paulonscreen:" "Now that and that's that, yeah." "Paulonscreen:" "Now that Debbie has a child, I think" "Paulonscreen:" "Now that Debbie has a child, I think she'll be a great mother and" "Debbie has a child, I think she'll be a great mother and I do hope that her child brings she'll be a great mother and I do hope that her child brings her as much pleasure as" "I do hope that her child brings her as much pleasure as she has brought me." "her as much pleasure as she has brought me." "[DEBBIE SCREAMS] she has brought me." "[DEBBIE SCREAMS] Woman:" "O.K.,JUSTTAKETHE" "[DEBBIE SCREAMS] Woman:" "O.K.,JUSTTAKETHE GAS AND AIR, TAKE THE GAS" "Woman:" "O.K.,JUSTTAKETHE GAS AND AIR, TAKE THE GAS AND AIR." "GAS AND AIR, TAKE THE GAS AND AIR." "GOOD GIRL." "AND AIR." "GOOD GIRL." "GOOD GIRL." "GOOD GIRL." "GOOD GIRL." "BREATHE IT IN." "GOOD GIRL." "BREATHE IT IN." "IN THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND OUT" "BREATHE IT IN." "IN THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND OUT THROUGH YOUR MOUTH." "IN THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND OUT THROUGH YOUR MOUTH." "CANI HAVEMOREPETHIDINE?" "THROUGH YOUR MOUTH." "CANI HAVEMOREPETHIDINE?" "ICAN'TGIVEYOU ANY MORE" "CANI HAVEMOREPETHIDINE?" "ICAN'TGIVEYOU ANY MORE JUST YET." "ICAN'TGIVEYOU ANY MORE JUST YET." "I'MREALLYDRUG-TOLERANT." "JUST YET." "I'MREALLYDRUG-TOLERANT." "I NEED IT, PLEASE." "I'MREALLYDRUG-TOLERANT." "I NEED IT, PLEASE." "I'MSORRY,LOVE." "I NEED IT, PLEASE." "I'MSORRY,LOVE." "PLEASE." "I'MSORRY,LOVE." "PLEASE." "CAN YOU GET THE DOCTOR?" "PLEASE." "CAN YOU GET THE DOCTOR?" "HE'SONTHEWARD." "CAN YOU GET THE DOCTOR?" "HE'SONTHEWARD." "NO,CANYOUGET THE DOCTOR," "HE'SONTHEWARD." "NO,CANYOUGET THE DOCTOR, PLEASE!" "NO,CANYOUGET THE DOCTOR, PLEASE!" "[DEBBIE SCREAMS]" "PLEASE!" "[DEBBIE SCREAMS] ALLRIGHT,LOVE,YOU 'REDOING" "[DEBBIE SCREAMS] ALLRIGHT,LOVE,YOU 'REDOING REALLY WELL." "ALLRIGHT,LOVE,YOU 'REDOING REALLY WELL." "YOU'RE DOING GREAT." "REALLY WELL." "YOU'RE DOING GREAT." "NO,CANYOUDOMEALINE ?" "YOU'RE DOING GREAT." "NO,CANYOUDOMEALINE ?" "PLEASE, CAN I HAVE A LINE?" "NO,CANYOUDOMEALINE ?" "PLEASE, CAN I HAVE A LINE?" "I REALLY NEED IT." "PLEASE, CAN I HAVE A LINE?" "I REALLY NEED IT." "ICAN'TDO THAT." "I REALLY NEED IT." "ICAN'TDO THAT." "IT'S A HOSPITAL." "ICAN'TDO THAT." "IT'S A HOSPITAL." "PLEASE,I REALLYNEEDIT." "IT'S A HOSPITAL." "PLEASE,I REALLYNEEDIT." "I'LLDOYOUAVERY ,VERY ," "PLEASE,I REALLYNEEDIT." "I'LLDOYOUAVERY ,VERY , VERY SMALL ONE." "I'LLDOYOUAVERY ,VERY , VERY SMALL ONE." "[¶...]" "VERY SMALL ONE." "[¶...] ...HEY, AREN'T YOU?" "[¶...] ...HEY, AREN'T YOU?" "YES, YOU ARE." "...HEY, AREN'T YOU?" "YES, YOU ARE." "[¶...]" "YES, YOU ARE." "[¶...] Carl:" "AHA,THEREHEIS." "[¶...] Carl:" "AHA,THEREHEIS." "[CHUCKLES] THE GRANDFATHER" "Carl:" "AHA,THEREHEIS." "[CHUCKLES] THE GRANDFATHER OF SOHO!" "[CHUCKLES] THE GRANDFATHER OF SOHO!" "[APPLAUSE, CHEERS]" "OF SOHO!" "[APPLAUSE, CHEERS] ALL HAIL THE KING!" "[APPLAUSE, CHEERS] ALL HAIL THE KING!" "CHAMPAGNEFOREVERYONE." "ALL HAIL THE KING!" "CHAMPAGNEFOREVERYONE." "[CHEERS, ¶...]" "CHAMPAGNEFOREVERYONE." "[CHEERS, ¶...] HOUSE CHAMPAGNE." "[CHEERS, ¶...] HOUSE CHAMPAGNE." "[LAUGHTER, ¶...]" "HOUSE CHAMPAGNE." "[LAUGHTER, ¶...] I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST," "[LAUGHTER, ¶...] I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST, PLEASE, TO MY NEW" "I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST, PLEASE, TO MY NEW GRANDDAUGHTER, FAWN." "PLEASE, TO MY NEW GRANDDAUGHTER, FAWN." "All:" "TOFAWN." "GRANDDAUGHTER, FAWN." "All:" "TOFAWN." "AND,OFCOURSE,MYDARLING" "All:" "TOFAWN." "AND,OFCOURSE,MYDARLING DEBORAH." "AND,OFCOURSE,MYDARLING DEBORAH." "Woman:" "ANDDARLINGDEBORAH." "DEBORAH." "Woman:" "ANDDARLINGDEBORAH." "[¶...]" "Woman:" "ANDDARLINGDEBORAH." "[¶...] GOODEVENING." "[¶...] GOODEVENING." "EVENING, MICHELLE." "GOODEVENING." "EVENING, MICHELLE." "THEHAIRNEVERMOVES!" "EVENING, MICHELLE." "THEHAIRNEVERMOVES!" "NO MATTER WHAT THATCHER DOES AND" "THEHAIRNEVERMOVES!" "NO MATTER WHAT THATCHER DOES AND WE'RE ALL WATCHING, ALL THE" "NO MATTER WHAT THATCHER DOES AND WE'RE ALL WATCHING, ALL THE-- JUST LOCKED, LOCKED." "WE'RE ALL WATCHING, ALL THE-- JUST LOCKED, LOCKED." "GLUED INTO POSITION." "JUST LOCKED, LOCKED." "GLUED INTO POSITION." "[LAUGHTER]" "GLUED INTO POSITION." "[LAUGHTER] SHE COULD HAVE GONE TO BRIXTON" "[LAUGHTER] SHE COULD HAVE GONE TO BRIXTON AT THE HEART OF THE RIOTS." "SHE COULD HAVE GONE TO BRIXTON AT THE HEART OF THE RIOTS." "PAVING STONES WOULD HAVE" "AT THE HEART OF THE RIOTS." "PAVING STONES WOULD HAVE BOUNCED OFF IT." "PAVING STONES WOULD HAVE BOUNCED OFF IT." "THE COPS COULD HAVE HELD HER AS" "BOUNCED OFF IT." "THE COPS COULD HAVE HELD HER AS A BATTERING RAM." "THE COPS COULD HAVE HELD HER AS A BATTERING RAM." "IT WAS AN INSANE HEAD OF HAIR." "A BATTERING RAM." "IT WAS AN INSANE HEAD OF HAIR." "OI!" "" " SPEAKING OF INSANE HEADS" "IT WAS AN INSANE HEAD OF HAIR." "OI!" "" " SPEAKING OF INSANE HEADS OF HAIR:" "IT'S OUR LANDLORD," "OI!" "" " SPEAKING OF INSANE HEADS OF HAIR:" "IT'S OUR LANDLORD, PAUL RAYMOND!" "OF HAIR:" "IT'S OUR LANDLORD, PAUL RAYMOND!" "PAUL, HOW ARE YOU?" "PAUL RAYMOND!" "PAUL, HOW ARE YOU?" "GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE." "PAUL, HOW ARE YOU?" "GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE." "WHO ARE YOU OUT WITH" "GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE." "WHO ARE YOU OUT WITH TONIGHT, PAUL?" "WHO ARE YOU OUT WITH TONIGHT, PAUL?" "IS THAT ONE OF YOUR DANCERS OR" "TONIGHT, PAUL?" "IS THAT ONE OF YOUR DANCERS OR YOUR DAUGHTER?" "DAUGHTER!" "IS THAT ONE OF YOUR DANCERS OR YOUR DAUGHTER?" "DAUGHTER!" "ITDOESN'TMATTER,EITHERWAY" "YOUR DAUGHTER?" "DAUGHTER!" "ITDOESN'TMATTER,EITHERWAY SHE'S GONNA END THE NIGHT BEING" "ITDOESN'TMATTER,EITHERWAY SHE'S GONNA END THE NIGHT BEING WANKED OVER." "SHE'S GONNA END THE NIGHT BEING WANKED OVER." "[AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS]" "WANKED OVER." "[AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS] WHATDIDHE JUSTSAY ?" "[AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS] WHATDIDHE JUSTSAY ?" "HEOWNSALLOFTHIS BECAUSE" "WHATDIDHE JUSTSAY ?" "HEOWNSALLOFTHIS BECAUSE HE'S A GENIUS AT TURNING THAT" "HEOWNSALLOFTHIS BECAUSE HE'S A GENIUS AT TURNING THAT INTO THAT." "HE'S A GENIUS AT TURNING THAT INTO THAT." "[LAUGHTER]" "INTO THAT." "[LAUGHTER] VERY CLEVER MAN." "[LAUGHTER] VERY CLEVER MAN." "BUILT ON SPUNK." "VERY CLEVER MAN." "BUILT ON SPUNK." "[¶...]" "BUILT ON SPUNK." "[¶...] He'sa fantasticfather" "[¶...] He'sa fantasticfather to me." "He'sa fantasticfather to me." "Um, he's my best friend, really." "to me." "Um, he's my best friend, really." "I've kind of called him up over" "Um, he's my best friend, really." "I've kind of called him up over the years with problems at four" "I've kind of called him up over the years with problems at four in the morning in floods of the years with problems at four in the morning in floods of tears and he's always been there in the morning in floods of tears and he's always been there to listen and pick up the pieces" "tears and he's always been there to listen and pick up the pieces and he still does that now." "to listen and pick up the pieces and he still does that now." "[CHUCKLES] and he still does that now." "[CHUCKLES] [¶...]" "[CHUCKLES] [¶...] CANYOU..." "SEEWHATI'M" "[¶...] CANYOU..." "SEEWHATI'M DOING, PA?" "CANYOU..." "SEEWHATI'M DOING, PA?" "JUSTJOININGLOTSOFLINESOF" "DOING, PA?" "JUSTJOININGLOTSOFLINESOF COKE UP IN A BIG CIRCLE." "JUSTJOININGLOTSOFLINESOF COKE UP IN A BIG CIRCLE." "NO,I 'MNOT." "COKE UP IN A BIG CIRCLE." "NO,I 'MNOT." "I'M MAKING A BIG "C"." "NO,I 'MNOT." "I'M MAKING A BIG "C"." "IT'S NOT A "C" FOR COKE, PA." "I'M MAKING A BIG "C"." "IT'S NOT A "C" FOR COKE, PA." "[¶..., SNORTING]" "IT'S NOT A "C" FOR COKE, PA." "[¶..., SNORTING] UM, I'M MAKING A 'C' FOR CANCER." "[¶..., SNORTING] UM, I'M MAKING A 'C' FOR CANCER." "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "UM, I'M MAKING A 'C' FOR CANCER." "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "I..." "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "I..." "I'VE GOT BREAST CANCER." "I..." "I'VE GOT BREAST CANCER." "[¶..., DEBBIE SOBS]" "IT'SGONNABE ALLRIGHT." "[DEBBIE SOBS LOUDLY] IT'S O.K." "[DEBBIE SOBS LOUDLY] IT'S O.K. WHATAMIGONNADO?" "IT'S O.K. WHATAMIGONNADO?" "O.K.,WE'LLGETTREATMENT." "WHATAMIGONNADO?" "O.K.,WE'LLGETTREATMENT." "WE'LL GET SOME TREATMENT." "O.K.,WE'LLGETTREATMENT." "WE'LL GET SOME TREATMENT." "IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT." "WE'LL GET SOME TREATMENT." "IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT." "[¶...]" "Man:" "WOULDYOUDESCRIBEHIM AS A GOOD FATHER?" "YEAH." "AS A GOOD FATHER?" "YEAH." "HE'S A FANTASTIC FATHER." "YEAH." "HE'S A FANTASTIC FATHER." "I DON'T REALLY KNOW OF TOO MANY" "HE'S A FANTASTIC FATHER." "I DON'T REALLY KNOW OF TOO MANY OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE A" "I DON'T REALLY KNOW OF TOO MANY OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THE ONE" "OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THE ONE THAT WE DO." "RELATIONSHIP LIKE THE ONE THAT WE DO." "I THINK, I THINK IT'S QUITE" "THAT WE DO." "I THINK, I THINK IT'S QUITE RARE, YEAH." "I THINK, I THINK IT'S QUITE RARE, YEAH." "O.K.,I THINKTHAT'SAGOOD" "RARE, YEAH." "O.K.,I THINKTHAT'SAGOOD  PLACE TO FINISH." "O.K.,I THINKTHAT'SAGOOD  PLACE TO FINISH." "THANK YOU." "PLACE TO FINISH." "THANK YOU." "HAPPY?" "THANK YOU." "HAPPY?" "YES,MATE,SURETHING." "HAPPY?" "YES,MATE,SURETHING." "CANYOUGETDEBBIE'SMICOFF," "YES,MATE,SURETHING." "CANYOUGETDEBBIE'SMICOFF, PLEASE?" "CANYOUGETDEBBIE'SMICOFF, PLEASE?" "THANKS VERY MUCH, PAUL." "PLEASE?" "THANKS VERY MUCH, PAUL." "THANKS FOR HAVING US." "THANKS VERY MUCH, PAUL." "THANKS FOR HAVING US." "THANKYOU,THANKYOU" "THANKS FOR HAVING US." "THANKYOU,THANKYOU  KINDLY, YES." "THANKYOU,THANKYOU  KINDLY, YES." "SORRYFOR,UH ," "KINDLY, YES." "SORRYFOR,UH , INTERRUPTING YOUR MORNING." "SORRYFOR,UH , INTERRUPTING YOUR MORNING." "NO,NO,IT 'S,UH ," "INTERRUPTING YOUR MORNING." "NO,NO,IT 'S,UH , VERY ILLUMINATING." "NO,NO,IT 'S,UH , VERY ILLUMINATING." "[ALL LAUGH]" "VERY ILLUMINATING." "[ALL LAUGH] CANYOUTELLTHESEARE," "[ALL LAUGH] CANYOUTELLTHESEARE,  THESE ARE FAKE ON THE CAMERA?" "CANYOUTELLTHESEARE,  THESE ARE FAKE ON THE CAMERA?" "THANKYOU." "THESE ARE FAKE ON THE CAMERA?" "THANKYOU." "I WASN'T LOOKING TOO CLOSELY." "THANKYOU." "I WASN'T LOOKING TOO CLOSELY." "[LAUGHTER]" "I WASN'T LOOKING TOO CLOSELY." "[LAUGHTER] THEYUSEDTO BE MUCH," "[LAUGHTER] THEYUSEDTO BE MUCH, MUCH SMALLER BUT I HAD TO GET" "THEYUSEDTO BE MUCH, MUCH SMALLER BUT I HAD TO GET THEM CHOPPED OFF." "MUCH SMALLER BUT I HAD TO GET THEM CHOPPED OFF." "I GOT THE, THE BIG 'C' AND IT'S" "THEM CHOPPED OFF." "I GOT THE, THE BIG 'C' AND IT'S KIND OF IRONIC REALLY THE" "I GOT THE, THE BIG 'C' AND IT'S KIND OF IRONIC REALLY THE BUSINESS I WORK IN 'CAUSE THE" "KIND OF IRONIC REALLY THE BUSINESS I WORK IN 'CAUSE THE OTHER ONES WERE TOO SMALL." "BUSINESS I WORK IN 'CAUSE THE OTHER ONES WERE TOO SMALL." "WEREN'T THEY, THE OTHER TITS?" "OTHER ONES WERE TOO SMALL." "WEREN'T THEY, THE OTHER TITS?" "WELL...,NO,THEYWEREFINE ." "WEREN'T THEY, THE OTHER TITS?" "WELL...,NO,THEYWEREFINE ." "FEEL,IT'SREALLYWEIRD." "WELL...,NO,THEYWEREFINE ." "FEEL,IT'SREALLYWEIRD." "THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE" "FEEL,IT'SREALLYWEIRD." "THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE-- LEAVETHEPOORMAN ALONE," "THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE-- LEAVETHEPOORMAN ALONE, DARLING." "LEAVETHEPOORMAN ALONE, DARLING." "[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]" "DARLING." "[NERVOUS LAUGHTER] NEXTTIMEMAYBE." "[NERVOUS LAUGHTER] NEXTTIMEMAYBE." "[LAUGHS]NEXTTIME." "NEXTTIMEMAYBE." "[LAUGHS]NEXTTIME." "ITHOUGHTIWAS ,THOUGHTI" "[LAUGHS]NEXTTIME." "ITHOUGHTIWAS ,THOUGHTI WAS VERY FAIR." "ITHOUGHTIWAS ,THOUGHTI WAS VERY FAIR." "YOUWERE." "WAS VERY FAIR." "YOUWERE." "I WAS NICE ABOUT YOU, TOO," "YOUWERE." "I WAS NICE ABOUT YOU, TOO, SO WE'RE EVEN." "I WAS NICE ABOUT YOU, TOO, SO WE'RE EVEN." "WELL,I DON'TKNOW,ITHINKI" "SO WE'RE EVEN." "WELL,I DON'TKNOW,ITHINKI WAS MORE NICE ABOUT YOU." "WELL,I DON'TKNOW,ITHINKI WAS MORE NICE ABOUT YOU." "GOODNIGHT, LYDIA." "WAS MORE NICE ABOUT YOU." "GOODNIGHT, LYDIA." "'NIGHT,MR.RAYMOND." "GOODNIGHT, LYDIA." "'NIGHT,MR.RAYMOND." "YOUWANTTO GETDINNER" "'NIGHT,MR.RAYMOND." "YOUWANTTO GETDINNER OR SOMETHING?" "YOUWANTTO GETDINNER OR SOMETHING?" "NO,I THINKI'MJUSTGONNA" "OR SOMETHING?" "NO,I THINKI'MJUSTGONNA GO AND MEET SOME FRIENDS AND GO" "NO,I THINKI'MJUSTGONNA GO AND MEET SOME FRIENDS AND GO AND GET DINNER OUT." "GO AND MEET SOME FRIENDS AND GO AND GET DINNER OUT." "GIVEYOUALIFT?" "AND GET DINNER OUT." "GIVEYOUALIFT?" "NO,I 'MGOOD." "GIVEYOUALIFT?" "NO,I 'MGOOD." "THANK YOU." "NO,I 'MGOOD." "THANK YOU." "BYE." "THANK YOU." "BYE." "ALLRIGHT,MY LOVE." "BYE." "ALLRIGHT,MY LOVE." "THAT WAS VERY GOOD." "ALLRIGHT,MY LOVE." "THAT WAS VERY GOOD." "THAT WAS VERY GOOD." "THAT WAS VERY GOOD." "THAT WAS VERY GOOD." "WELL DONE." "THAT WAS VERY GOOD." "WELL DONE." "THANKYOU,PA ." "WELL DONE." "THANKYOU,PA ." "LOVE YOU." "THANKYOU,PA ." "LOVE YOU." "BYE." "LOVE YOU." "BYE." "[¶...]" "BYE." "[¶...] HELLO,CHARLES." "[¶...] HELLO,CHARLES." "[¶..., CAR HORN HONKS]" "[SNORTING] [¶..., WATER DRIPS]" "[¶...] [DISTANT RUMBLING...] [INDISTINCT VOICES]" "[DISTANT RUMBLING...] [INDISTINCT VOICES] [¶...]" "Man:" "DEBBIEARRIVED AT MY FLAT." "SHE DRANK SOME VODKA AND SHE" "AT MY FLAT." "SHE DRANK SOME VODKA AND SHE SNORTED SOME COCAINE." "SHE DRANK SOME VODKA AND SHE SNORTED SOME COCAINE." "SHE THEN SAID SHE WANTED TO" "SNORTED SOME COCAINE." "SHE THEN SAID SHE WANTED TO TRY SOME HEROIN." "SHE THEN SAID SHE WANTED TO TRY SOME HEROIN." "I'D NEVER SEEN HER DO HEROIN" "TRY SOME HEROIN." "I'D NEVER SEEN HER DO HEROIN BEFORE THAT NIGHT." "I'D NEVER SEEN HER DO HEROIN BEFORE THAT NIGHT." "SHE SNORTED SOME HEROIN AND" "BEFORE THAT NIGHT." "SHE SNORTED SOME HEROIN AND SAT ON THE BED." "SHE SNORTED SOME HEROIN AND SAT ON THE BED." "WHEN I WOKE UP, I TRIED TO WAKE" "SAT ON THE BED." "WHEN I WOKE UP, I TRIED TO WAKE HER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T WAKE UP." "WHEN I WOKE UP, I TRIED TO WAKE HER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T WAKE UP." "I THOUGHT SHE WAS JOKING." "HER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T WAKE UP." "I THOUGHT SHE WAS JOKING." "I TRIED TO WAKE HER BY PUTTING" "I THOUGHT SHE WAS JOKING." "I TRIED TO WAKE HER BY PUTTING HER UNDER THE SHOWER, BUT SHE" "I TRIED TO WAKE HER BY PUTTING HER UNDER THE SHOWER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T WAKE UP." "HER UNDER THE SHOWER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T WAKE UP." "I TOOK HER BACK TO THE BED AND" "WOULDN'T WAKE UP." "I TOOK HER BACK TO THE BED AND GAVE HER MOUTH-TO-MOUTH" "I TOOK HER BACK TO THE BED AND GAVE HER MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION." "GAVE HER MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION." "AND THEN I CALLED MR. RAYMOND." "RESUSCITATION." "AND THEN I CALLED MR. RAYMOND." "...Hello, Mr. Raymond?" "AND THEN I CALLED MR. RAYMOND." "...Hello, Mr. Raymond?" "YES,WHO'STHIS?" "...Hello, Mr. Raymond?" "YES,WHO'STHIS?" "Uh,look,I'mafriendof" "YES,WHO'STHIS?" "Uh,look,I'mafriendof Debbie's." "Uh,look,I'mafriendof Debbie's." "You need to come." "Debbie's." "You need to come." "WHY,WHAT'SHAPPENED?" "You need to come." "WHY,WHAT'SHAPPENED?" "She'shereat my flat." "WHY,WHAT'SHAPPENED?" "She'shereat my flat." "DionneWarwick:¶ANYONE" "She'shereat my flat." "DionneWarwick:¶ANYONE WHO EVER LOVED ¶" "DionneWarwick:¶ANYONE WHO EVER LOVED ¶ ¶ COULD LOOK AT ME" "WHO EVER LOVED ¶ ¶ COULD LOOK AT ME AND KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU ¶" "¶ COULD LOOK AT ME AND KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU ¶ ¶ ANYONE WHO EVER DREAMED" "AND KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU ¶ ¶ ANYONE WHO EVER DREAMED COULD LOOK AT ME" "¶ ANYONE WHO EVER DREAMED COULD LOOK AT ME AND KNOW I DREAM OF YOU ¶" "COULD LOOK AT ME AND KNOW I DREAM OF YOU ¶ HELLO?" "AND KNOW I DREAM OF YOU ¶ HELLO?" "¶KNOWINGILOVE" "HELLO?" "¶KNOWINGILOVE-- HELLO?" "¶KNOWINGILOVE-- HELLO?" "ARE YOU AINSLEY?" "HELLO?" "ARE YOU AINSLEY?" "YEAH,YEAH." "ARE YOU AINSLEY?" "YEAH,YEAH." "I'M SO SORRY." "YEAH,YEAH." "I'M SO SORRY." "¶ANYONEWHOHAD AHEART" "I'M SO SORRY." "¶ANYONEWHOHAD AHEART WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS" "¶ANYONEWHOHAD AHEART WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS AND LOVE ME TOO ¶" "WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS AND LOVE ME TOO ¶ ¶ YOU COULDN'T REALLY" "AND LOVE ME TOO ¶ ¶ YOU COULDN'T REALLY HAVE A HEART ¶" "¶ YOU COULDN'T REALLY HAVE A HEART ¶ ¶ AND HURT ME LIKE YOU HURT ME" "HAVE A HEART ¶ ¶ AND HURT ME LIKE YOU HURT ME AND BE SO UNTRUE ¶" "¶ AND HURT ME LIKE YOU HURT ME AND BE SO UNTRUE ¶ [PAUL SOBS, ¶...]" "AND BE SO UNTRUE ¶ [PAUL SOBS, ¶...] ¶ WHAT AM I TO DO?" "[PAUL SOBS, ¶...] ¶ WHAT AM I TO DO?" "Paul:" "DEBBIE.[SOBS]" "¶ WHAT AM I TO DO?" "Paul:" "DEBBIE.[SOBS] ¶EVERYTIMEYOU GOAWAY" "Paul:" "DEBBIE.[SOBS] ¶EVERYTIMEYOU GOAWAY  "WHERE,O DEATH," "¶EVERYTIMEYOU GOAWAY  "WHERE,O DEATH, IS YOUR VICTORY?" ""WHERE,O DEATH, IS YOUR VICTORY?" "WHERE, O DEATH, IS YOUR STING?"" "IS YOUR VICTORY?" "WHERE, O DEATH, IS YOUR STING?" FOR AS MUCH AS IT HAS PLEASED" "WHERE, O DEATH, IS YOUR STING?" FOR AS MUCH AS IT HAS PLEASED ALMIGHTY GOD TO TAKE TO HIMSELF" "FOR AS MUCH AS IT HAS PLEASED ALMIGHTY GOD TO TAKE TO HIMSELF THE SOUL OF OUR BELOVED DEBBIE," "ALMIGHTY GOD TO TAKE TO HIMSELF THE SOUL OF OUR BELOVED DEBBIE, WE BEAR HER BODY HENCE TO THE" "THE SOUL OF OUR BELOVED DEBBIE, WE BEAR HER BODY HENCE TO THE PLACE PREPARED FOR IT," "WE BEAR HER BODY HENCE TO THE PLACE PREPARED FOR IT, THAT ASHES MAY RETURN TO ASHES" "PLACE PREPARED FOR IT, THAT ASHES MAY RETURN TO ASHES AND DUST TO DUST..." "THAT ASHES MAY RETURN TO ASHES AND DUST TO DUST..." "Edwyn:" "WHOGIVESTHISWOMAN" "AND DUST TO DUST..." "Edwyn:" "WHOGIVESTHISWOMAN IN MARRIAGE TO THIS MAN?" "Edwyn:" "WHOGIVESTHISWOMAN IN MARRIAGE TO THIS MAN?" "IDO." "IN MARRIAGE TO THIS MAN?" "IDO." "...THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE" "IDO." "...THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER GIVEN ANYTHING AWAY AND ...THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER GIVEN ANYTHING AWAY AND IT'S THE THING THAT IS MOST" "EVER GIVEN ANYTHING AWAY AND IT'S THE THING THAT IS MOST PRECIOUS TO ME." "IT'S THE THING THAT IS MOST PRECIOUS TO ME." "Woman:¶ ..." "LOVEME TOO" "PRECIOUS TO ME." "Woman:¶ ..." "LOVEME TOO ¶ YOU COULDN'T REALLY" "Woman:¶ ..." "LOVEME TOO ¶ YOU COULDN'T REALLY HAVE A HEART ¶" "¶ YOU COULDN'T REALLY HAVE A HEART ¶ ¶ AND HURT ME LIKE YOU HURT ME" "HAVE A HEART ¶ ¶ AND HURT ME LIKE YOU HURT ME AND BE SO UNTRUE ¶" "¶ AND HURT ME LIKE YOU HURT ME AND BE SO UNTRUE ¶ ¶ WHAT AM I TO DO?" "AND BE SO UNTRUE ¶ ¶ WHAT AM I TO DO?" "[¶...] ¶ KNOWING I LOVE YOU SO  ¶ ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS... ¶" "¶ ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS... ¶ [SONG FADES, BELL TOLLS...]" "WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS... ¶ [SONG FADES, BELL TOLLS...] HELLO,JEAN." "[SONG FADES, BELL TOLLS...] HELLO,JEAN." "HELLO." "HELLO,JEAN." "HELLO." "HELLO." "HELLO." "HELLO." "HELLO." "HELLO." "HELLO." "DOYOUREMEMBERME?" "HELLO." "DOYOUREMEMBERME?" "YES." "DOYOUREMEMBERME?" "YES." "YEAH?" "YES." "YEAH?" "YOU'VE GOT BIG." "YEAH?" "YOU'VE GOT BIG." "OH, IS THAT YOUR BABY SISTER?" "YOU'VE GOT BIG." "OH, IS THAT YOUR BABY SISTER?" "YEAH." "OH, IS THAT YOUR BABY SISTER?" "YEAH." "OH,YES,THISISINDIA." "YEAH." "OH,YES,THISISINDIA." "THIS IS HER FATHER JOHN." "OH,YES,THISISINDIA." "THIS IS HER FATHER JOHN." "[BABY FUSSES]" "THIS IS HER FATHER JOHN." "[BABY FUSSES] HELLO." "[BABY FUSSES] HELLO." "HI, GORGEOUS." "HELLO." "HI, GORGEOUS." "WELL, DON'T SPOIL THEM LIKE YOU" "HI, GORGEOUS." "WELL, DON'T SPOIL THEM LIKE YOU DID DEBBIE." "NICETOSEEYOU ,JEAN." "ALLSHEEVERWANTEDWAS TO IMPRESS YOU." "ALLSHEEVERWANTEDWAS TO IMPRESS YOU." "TO BE STRONG LIKE YOU, TO GET" "TO IMPRESS YOU." "TO BE STRONG LIKE YOU, TO GET EVERYTHING SHE WANTED," "TO BE STRONG LIKE YOU, TO GET EVERYTHING SHE WANTED, JUST LIKE YOU." "EVERYTHING SHE WANTED, JUST LIKE YOU." "BUT SHE NEVER WAS YOU." "JUST LIKE YOU." "BUT SHE NEVER WAS YOU." "THISIS,THISISNOT," "BUT SHE NEVER WAS YOU." "THISIS,THISISNOT,  NOT THE RIGHT TIME." "THISIS,THISISNOT,  NOT THE RIGHT TIME." "NO." "NOT THE RIGHT TIME." "NO." "NEVER IS WITH YOU." "NO." "NEVER IS WITH YOU." "GOODBYE,JEAN." "LET'S GO." "I'LL TAKE FAWN." "I'LL SEE YOU LATER ON," "I'LL TAKE FAWN." "I'LL SEE YOU LATER ON, ALL RIGHT?" "I'LL SEE YOU LATER ON, ALL RIGHT?" "[¶...]" "ALL RIGHT?" "[¶...] 31?" "YES." "[¶...] 31?" "YES." "32?" "YES." "31?" "YES." "32?" "YES." "36?" "YES." "32?" "YES." "36?" "YES." "WHY'DYOUBUYSOMANY HOUSES, 36?" "YES." "WHY'DYOUBUYSOMANY HOUSES, GRANDPA?" "WHY'DYOUBUYSOMANY HOUSES, GRANDPA?" "THEY'RENOTHOUSES," "GRANDPA?" "THEY'RENOTHOUSES, THEY'RE OFFICES, SHOPS, CAFES," "THEY'RENOTHOUSES, THEY'RE OFFICES, SHOPS, CAFES, RESTAURANTS, CLUBS." "THEY'RE OFFICES, SHOPS, CAFES, RESTAURANTS, CLUBS." "BUTWHYSO MANY?" "RESTAURANTS, CLUBS." "BUTWHYSO MANY?" "IBOUGHTTHEMFOR YOURMUMMY." "BUTWHYSO MANY?" "IBOUGHTTHEMFOR YOURMUMMY." "FOR YOUR MUMMY AND YOU AND YOUR" "IBOUGHTTHEMFOR YOURMUMMY." "FOR YOUR MUMMY AND YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SISTER." "FOR YOUR MUMMY AND YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SISTER." "IDON'TWANTTHEM." "LITTLE SISTER." "IDON'TWANTTHEM." "WHYNOT?" "IDON'TWANTTHEM." "WHYNOT?" "IWANTMY MUMMY." "WHYNOT?" "IWANTMY MUMMY." "IKNOW." "IWANTMY MUMMY." "IKNOW." "I KNOW." "IKNOW." "I KNOW." "NOW, THIS, THIS IS MY FAVORITE." "I KNOW." "NOW, THIS, THIS IS MY FAVORITE." "DOYOUOWNIT?" "NOW, THIS, THIS IS MY FAVORITE." "DOYOUOWNIT?" "YES,I DO." "DOYOUOWNIT?" "YES,I DO." "DO YOU FANCY A CAKE?" "YES,I DO." "DO YOU FANCY A CAKE?" "YES,PLEASE,GRANDPA." "DO YOU FANCY A CAKE?" "YES,PLEASE,GRANDPA." "RIGHT." "YES,PLEASE,GRANDPA." "RIGHT." "CHARLES, WILL YOU TAKE" "RIGHT." "CHARLES, WILL YOU TAKE FAWN INSIDE?" "CHARLES, WILL YOU TAKE FAWN INSIDE?" "Debbie:¶ THELOOK" "FAWN INSIDE?" "Debbie:¶ THELOOK OF LOVE ¶" "Debbie:¶ THELOOK OF LOVE ¶ ¶ IS IN" "OF LOVE ¶ ¶ IS IN YOUR EYES ¶" "¶ IS IN YOUR EYES ¶ ¶ THE LOOK" "YOUR EYES ¶ ¶ THE LOOK YOUR HEART CAN'T DISGUISE ¶" "¶ THE LOOK YOUR HEART CAN'T DISGUISE ¶ ...CAN I HAVE THE BERRY" "YOUR HEART CAN'T DISGUISE ¶ ...CAN I HAVE THE BERRY CHEESECAKE, THE STRAWBERRY ...CAN I HAVE THE BERRY CHEESECAKE, THE STRAWBERRY MOUNTAIN, THE CAKE WITH THE" "CHEESECAKE, THE STRAWBERRY MOUNTAIN, THE CAKE WITH THE ALMONDS AROUND IT AND THE" "MOUNTAIN, THE CAKE WITH THE ALMONDS AROUND IT AND THE MARZIPAN FIGS." "ALMONDS AROUND IT AND THE MARZIPAN FIGS." "I LIKE THIS SHOP." "MARZIPAN FIGS." "I LIKE THIS SHOP." "DO YOU OWN IT?" "I LIKE THIS SHOP." "DO YOU OWN IT?" "NO." "DO YOU OWN IT?" "NO." "NO, NOT YET." "NO." "NO, NOT YET." "...AH, SO, WHAT DID YOU GET?" "NO, NOT YET." "...AH, SO, WHAT DID YOU GET?" "CHOCOLATEECLAIR." "...AH, SO, WHAT DID YOU GET?" "CHOCOLATEECLAIR." "THANK YOU, GRANDPA." "CHOCOLATEECLAIR." "THANK YOU, GRANDPA." "YOU'REWELCOME,PRINCESS." "THANK YOU, GRANDPA." "YOU'REWELCOME,PRINCESS." "Debbie:¶ ..." "MYBREATHAWAY" "YOU'REWELCOME,PRINCESS." "Debbie:¶ ..." "MYBREATHAWAY ¶ I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HOLD YOU," "Debbie:¶ ..." "MYBREATHAWAY ¶ I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HOLD YOU, FEEL MY ARMS AROUND YOU ¶" "¶ I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HOLD YOU, FEEL MY ARMS AROUND YOU ¶ ¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED" "FEEL MY ARMS AROUND YOU ¶ ¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED  ¶ WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU" "¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED  ¶ WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU ¶" "¶ WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU ¶ ¶ YOU'VE GOT THE LOOK" "NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU ¶ ¶ YOU'VE GOT THE LOOK OF LOVE ¶" "¶ YOU'VE GOT THE LOOK OF LOVE ¶ ¶ IT'S ON YOUR FACE" "OF LOVE ¶ ¶ IT'S ON YOUR FACE  ¶ THE LOOK THAT TIME" "¶ IT'S ON YOUR FACE  ¶ THE LOOK THAT TIME CAN'T ERASE ¶" "¶ THE LOOK THAT TIME CAN'T ERASE ¶ ¶ BE MINE TONIGHT," "CAN'T ERASE ¶ ¶ BE MINE TONIGHT, LET THIS JUST BE THE START OF" "¶ BE MINE TONIGHT, LET THIS JUST BE THE START OF SO MANY NIGHTS LIKE THIS ¶" "LET THIS JUST BE THE START OF SO MANY NIGHTS LIKE THIS ¶ ¶ LET'S TAKE A LOVER'S VOW" "SO MANY NIGHTS LIKE THIS ¶ ¶ LET'S TAKE A LOVER'S VOW AND SEAL IT WITH A KISS ¶" "¶ LET'S TAKE A LOVER'S VOW AND SEAL IT WITH A KISS ¶ ¶ I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HOLD YOU," "AND SEAL IT WITH A KISS ¶ ¶ I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HOLD YOU, FEEL MY ARMS AROUND YOU ¶" "¶ I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HOLD YOU, FEEL MY ARMS AROUND YOU ¶ ¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED" "FEEL MY ARMS AROUND YOU ¶ ¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED  WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU ¶" "¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED  WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU ¶ ¶ NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU," "WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU ¶ ¶ NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU, DON'T EVER GO ¶" "¶ NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU, DON'T EVER GO ¶ [¶...] ¶ I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO HOLD YOU, FEEL MY ARMS AROUND YOU ¶ ¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED," "FEEL MY ARMS AROUND YOU ¶ ¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED, WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU ¶" "¶ HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED, WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU ¶ ¶ NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU," "WAITED JUST TO LOVE YOU ¶ ¶ NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU, DON'T EVER GO ¶" "¶ NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND YOU, DON'T EVER GO ¶ ¶ DON'T EVER GO" "DON'T EVER GO ¶ ¶ DON'T EVER GO  ¶ DON'T EVER GO" "¶ DON'T EVER GO  ¶ DON'T EVER GO  ¶ I LOVE YOU SO." "¶ DON'T EVER GO  ¶ I LOVE YOU SO." "[¶...] ¶ I LOVE YOU SO." "[¶...] [MUSIC ENDS, APPLAUSE]" "[¶...] [MUSIC ENDS, APPLAUSE] THANK YOU." "[MUSIC ENDS, APPLAUSE] THANK YOU." "[APPLAUSE FADES]" "[¶...] [¶...] [¶...] [¶...] [¶...]" "[MUSIC CHANGES]" "[¶...]"