"KIPPS" "Subtitles by Seglora" "For you Mr Kipps,picked this up at the station for you" "Thanks,new linen I've been expecting" "Lovely weather" "We always have rain,lay the dust" "We could have,Good Day" "Don't lend him the stock" "Hey,ain't you having a bit edgy with what I said" "Yes,I've got used of daffy years" "It's always the same" "If you must beat your mat why do you want to do it in front of my shop?" "I beat my mat where I like it is not a habit of mine to let sleeping dust lie like some folks I could mention" "I'll have the Law in a minute,Pornick" "It's darn difficult to keep my customers as it is without your blasted junk shop next door" "So this is a junk shop is it,and what do you call that two penny collection" "A flyblown paper,dyes,tinpots, German kettle-drums" "Chutzpah I suppose as ad aged" "You shut up,see,you are a disgrace to the neighbour that's what you are!" "How?" "Is that what you think" "Why do you let your young Arthur go down to that bench after I am seated" "In the first place,he don't, and in the second let me tell you that my nephew is leaving for Folkestone tomorrow so the matter will not rise any more" "Oh,yes,going to make a draper out of him,what I hear" "You got some cunning idea" "Let me tell you that my nephew" "Don't you mean if he really was your nephew" "What are you casting?" "What do you mean?" "I mean what I say" "Perhaps the reason why some folks don't dust out their homes because there are too many skeletons in the cupboard" "What are you getting at?" "You know" "You,you" "You've asked for it and now you got it" "You blaring jackass" "Artie" "Artie,what's happening?" "Auntie,he is just had another row with old Pornick" "For goodness sake" "Auntie,he just called him a blaring jackass" "Why, let himself be provoked, when his outbursts is bad" "That's what's coming to" "Sid" "Coming down to the wreck,Sid?" "There is no smell of turpentine now" "It's my last chance,before I go away" "What about your uncle?" "He is having another row with your dad" "All right" "My uncle just called your dad a blaring jackass" "Sid" "Hello Anne" "Hello,Arthur,where are you going?" "Down to the wreck" "Can I come?" "We don't want no girls with us,come on Artie" "Sid,don't forget you got to deliver Mrs Wilson's wattle net at four" "Mr Mike can you see a sign of dying Captain Pornick," "No sign of him inside" "You are dying of thirst,Sid?" "That's what I told you" "You are too weak to move" "Mr Mike" "Yes,Captain Pornick" "My life is failing and I'm going to make one more desperate attempt to reach that water can" "You watch,I got to reach it" "We are alone in the South seas without a human soul, currently we are ill" "What do you want?" "Why can't you stay out?" "Let me join in,Sid,I won't spoil it,honest I won't" "You do what I tell you?" "All right,stalking about and watch for a sail" "What do I do if I see one?" "You won't see one" "There aren't any,we are in uncharted waters" "Go on" "Don't you ever have a sister,Artie" "I don't know.What's wrong with it?" "Sisters is rot,girls if you like, that's different" "And your sister's girls" "No,you've got a girl?" "I've had" "Really,who?" "Wouldn't you like to know?" "Tell us Secret" "Of course,dying solemn dying solemn" "I'll spell it M A U D C H A R T E R I S" "Maud Charteris" "Get out" "She is" "True?" "True" "But her father is a Vicar" "I know" "She got a bicycle too" "I'd like a girl too, I mean, just to talk to and all that" "Sidney,it's four o'clock already" "You won't ask copper from Dad if you are late with Mrs Wilson's wattle net" "All right,so I know,I have to run Artie,see you before you go away" "Good Bye" "Didn't he who is his name?" "Nosey day" "When is Will ever getting back" "I suppose so" "Have some chocolate" "Don't mind" "It was not a let on I had it while Sid was here" "Dad will give me instant smacking being out with you" "My uncle would me too" "I don't care though" "Neither do I" "My dad is always going on about you,says you ain't got a name" "Of course I got a name, what do you mean?" "I know,you want to go away tomorrow,Artie?" "I got to do something and uncle says there is prospect in the drapery trade" "I'm sure you'll get on,Artie" "Of course I will be living in down there" "I don't suppose I should be seeing much of Sid and you for a long time" "Won't you?" "You are sorry?" "Anne" "I wish you were my girl" "Would you say Anne,will you be my girl?" "If you like,Arthie,I don't mind trying" "All right,then you are" "If I do tokens,Anne" "Tokens?" "What's that?" "I've been reading about them in Tit-Bits" "When anyone likes anybody they give each other something,sort of a keepsake like" "Why?" "They say sometimes they break a sixpence" "But if it's broke you can't spend it" "No,you keep half and I keep half" "When we look at them we think of each other" "When we are separated" "I see" "The only thing is I haven't got a six pence" "I have" "Where?" "Home.I'm saving up" "Well,I don't want to" "No,I don't mind,honest" "I know where Dad keeps his file,I easily break it" "Anne" "What would you say if I was to ask you to kiss you like" "Kissing is silly,don't you think?" "I don't see what's good of having a girl if you can't kiss her" "We better be getting back" "Here is the bus,Artie" "Artie" "Artie,quick here is the bus, quickly,hurry up for goodness sake" "Artie,Artie,there you are,you are ready" "Good Bye,Arthur" "Good Bye Auntie" "You look very nice,Arthur,be a good boy" "You'd better be" "Here are some nice sandwiches for you" "Up you go,you stick to your work and see you please Mr Shalford and don't forget drop a line, once you get there" "Good Morning all" "He's got plenty of prospect at Shalford's" "Artie,Artie" "Wait a minute,Artie" "Artie,Artie" "Would you stop,please" "Just for something" "All right" "Artie,wait a minute" "Artie" "Artie,I got that,you know" "I done it this morning" "Good Bye" "Good Bye" "Are you all right now?" "Yes" "Good Bye,don't forget" "Could you tell me where Shalford's the draper is?" "Use your eyes,Sir" "Can I help you,anything particular you were wanting?" "Are you Mr Shalford?" "No,are you looking for trip?" "Ay" "Job?" "Yes" "God Help you,door over there" "Thank you" "Everything all right,Madame" "Come in" "Well,what is it?" "I'm Kipps,Sir" "Hm,2347 pounds" "Arthur Kipps,age 14,CoE,signed as apprentice 7 years as from the 7th" "That's right?" "Yes,Sir" "My system is efficiency,your uncle says you are a bit daydreaming" "We will soon smarten you up,our system here is the best system we could have" "I made it so I ought to know" "Booch" "Booch,give him a copy of our rules and fines" "Whatever Mr Booch tells you to do,you do" "Yes,Sir" "Take these and follow me" "Don't fumble,won't do here, put that books down" "Come on,then,come on" "Rules are quite simple,my system" "Rise is 6 30 in by 10 30 Nights out 11" "Fines or breaches of regulations I am unable to take" "You may rise if you are smart" "You won't find anything better at the price,Madam" "Mr Buggins" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps,new apprentice" "Yes,Sir" "Whatever Mr Buggins tells you to do,you do" "Yes,Sir" "Follow me" "Wonderful quality,Madam" "That's the way to the dining room" "Flattery" "Charge-carrier,move with the times here,system everywhere" "Efficiency,follow me" "Mr Carshot" "This is Kipps,new apprentice" "See he don't fumble,whatever Mr Carshot tells you to do,you do.Follow me" "My heart and liver" "Tuck those bolts on the top shelf of the shop" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps" "Yes,Sir" "Linen table-cloths quick" "Yes.Sir" "Come on,Quick" "Kipps," "Coming,Sir" "Tidy all this stuff up" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps,hustle,hustle,hustle" "Don't fumble,don't fumble,come on" "No,not these,the others" "Kipps,look lively" "Coming,Sir" "My heart and liver,I'll never see such a chap" "Kipps" "Coming,Sir" "How many times are you going to speak hurry up" "Take those bolts to be carried away" "Kipps,look sharp on them parcels" "Coming,Sir" "Hurry,Kipps" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps" "Yes,Sir" "Kipps" "Tired,young man" "Just a bit" "You'll get used to it" "What made you come into the draper trade?" "Uncle said there was prospect" "Prospect," "My heart and liver" "He said I perhaps will have a shop of my own one day" "Shop of your own,he he" "Are you writing home boy?" "Yes,Sir" "I suppose you are wondering why the lights gone out" "Always goes out at 11 o'clock" "Yes,Teddie's system" "I'll tell you what prospects you got" "When you get too old to work they'll shuck you away" "You'll find old drapers everywhere" "Tramps,beggars,quod anywhere within a job" "As for a shop of your own,how is the draper shop man to gonna save 500 pounds even" "No,I tell you we are all in a blessed drainpipe" "So we get to crawl along it till we die" "If we die though" "Come along,Emily,or it will be too late" "Go away,go away Good Evening,ladies" "Oh,new clothing" "Madam,never too late at Shalford's,Madam" "Mr Kipps,forward,please" "Mr Kipps" "Mr Kipps" "Mr Kipps" "Coming Sir" "Hurry,Kipps,hurry" "Mr Kipps,would you please attend to these ladies" "Certainly" "Good Evening,Madam,what can I show you?" "I want a little bit something to cover a stool,a remnant would do" "This way,|" "Madam,if you please" "Very seasonable weather we are having just now,Madam" "The last new cretonne I could recommend,very attractive" "Is there anything thicker?" "One moment,Madam" "Get them move on man,just in time you got the last customers" "I know.Wait for me" "You bet" "Got any money on you,I am clean out" "So am I,I was going to ask you,what about the girls?" "We have to have them chivvying my boy,hurry up" "I'll take them" "Are you thinking perhaps plush" "Or brocade,Emily" "Anything will do,a remnant or anything" "Very attractive,absolutely elated" "I'm afraid none of them are quite.." "No" "Thank you very much,we'll have to try somewhere else" "Good Evening" "Good Evening" "Dear me,we are the last" "I'm afraid we kept your open" "Not at all,Madam,always a pleasure to oblige the customer,Good Evening" "We got a limit I call it" "Quarter to eight" "Really some people" "My heart and liver" "You wait until they bring in early closing" "There is no harm in waiting,you've got your whole life in front of you,vested interests" "That's what it is" "Vested blessed interests" "Nothing like a good old stroll along the prom I always say" "They have concerts in a the Pier Hall" "I thought going in here and listening to the band" "I don't mind if I do" "Excuse me old man,there we are ladies,all done by kindness" "Would you care to smoke?" "Well,the very idea" "Mr Pearce" "Now come off,we've seen both of you" "That's right" "You did know?" "Oh,yes we did" "Of course,we did" "We are not I ask" "It was on a Tuesday when Teddy was up in town" "Poutney was there in a stock room on the QT" "Found you blow smoke rings" "I don't know I'm sure" "They now departed" "You have to be more careful in future" "Stay friends,anyway Mr Kipps,you thought you had a better use of your time" "I don't know about that" "All tickets please" "Tickets please" "Girls,what about strolling along" "Suits me" "Now lets wait until the band finish this piece" "We've heard it many times before" "We've only just sat down You are right,Bridget" "Oh,I'm sure I noted a drop of rain" "I'm sure you are right,come on girls" "Nice weather for ducks,you see what I mean" "Yes,stuffed ducks the way we are waiting here" "Anyway we are out of the wet" "Not so sure about that" "It mentions ballet concert on the pier" "Well if it hadn't come on to rain" "That's right" "Girls,what about having a look at this" "Well I don't mind if I do" "Are you in this too?" "In my opinion,my very humble opinion self help is the noblest of all our distinctive English characteristics" "When we scan the pages of our rough island story we find them studded with the most heartening examples of men who have prospered entirely by helping themselves" "Where shall we sit?" "Kipps,you sit next to Flo" "By then" "You sit over there" "True we cannot all be great or famous for many flowers are born to blush unseen and wasted sweetness on the desert air" "A phrase so so aptly present in his beautiful elegy" "Oh,it's poetry" "And of course each of us" "I thought he said it was lenten's sleight" "Each of us must do his duty in that station of life" "To which it has pleased providence to call him" "Thomas Carlyle,himself an example what self help can accomplish has written these words" ""Not what I have but what I do is my kingdom"" "How inspiring" "Perhaps,who knows,there maybe among those who are here tonight" "To continue,if I may,there maybe one among those who are here tonight" "Who is those great men did,longs to grasp the rich fruits of the tree of culture but feels he has no ladder with which to enable him to reach up even to the lowest of the most tempting branches" "my friend if you are here tonight,I assure you you are wrong,you have a ladder, I have a ladder,we all have a ladder" "You got yours?" "That ladder is self help and upon it and with the aid of spare time study at our technical institute if I may modestly refer to it,you may mount ever higher and higher" "Needless to say,we at the technical institute would be delighted to see the young seeker after knowledge on any Tuesday or Thursday evening, should he or, of course,she,care to call" "We have evening study groups in literature and languages arts and handicraft,and I may add that the fees are purely nominal" "My friends we live in an enlightened age today" "All back girls,right on time" "Thank goodness,something I must say we might got the sack" "Why couldn't we take the omnibus back" "I'll tell you cause I'm from the town,Good Night Girls" "Good Night" "Good Night" "Good Night,Mr Kipps" "Good Night" "Mr K hadn't said a word all the way home" "I've been thinking" "If it is anything good I'm sure" "So one P or two?" "Two" "Two" "Occupation?" "I am an improver in the drapery" "Shalford's Bazaar you know" "I see, and you want to be a self improver in your spare time,right?" "It's suggested,what put the idea in my head,Mr Coote that's I mean the talk you gave last night" "Really one does what one can" "What where you thinking of exactly?" "I thought perhaps literature or something like that" "Literature,unfortunately,that class is already in mid session,how pity" "There is French" "Yes I wouldn't have a mind going at that" "But on the other hand that is rather full already" "I am afraid there aren't any other language groups we were thinking of starting a German class but it didn't seem to be much local enthusiasm for it" "Of course there is Economics, no perhaps that just a little advanced" "I have it,wood carving" "Wood carving?" "Yes,the class is only just begun and I know Miss Walshingham was just a little short of a full mastered" "I'll take you right along" "I'll find it really fascinating" "I was thinking of literature,yes, Shakespeare and all that.." "Really?" "I am not much good with my hands,you know" "Ah,Miss Walshingham I have another pupil for you" "Come in,come in young man,come in" "Really,Mr Kipps" "How do you do" "So your are keen to take up wood carving are you?" "That's right" "Splendid" "Just take a seat at the desk over there and I will be with you in a moment" "Come along" "Quite common of course a little shop assistant at Shalfords" "But he seems very willing and respectful one must do what one can" "Of course" "Oh,well,back to the plough" "Have you done any carving before Mr..?" "Kipps" "Oh,yes,of course" "You may sit down" "No,I can't say I have not really" "You'll find it very useful, decoration of course" "Yes.That was an idea of mine" "You'll soon get into it,you got to sort out the first stage" "I think you better get to know the chisel server,can you just move" "I apologize" "Thank you" "Here" "Now this is the gouge for small grooves" "I see" "You hold it firmly but not too tightly,like this,and cut" "So,a little at the time" "I see" "Look" "There,would you like to try?" "Not much use of me hands really" "It's quite simple" "Well,I'll have a go" "Let me" "Gently" "You mustn't hack,look" "Like this,you see" "What's up long and got cramp" "My heart and liver, lost his voice too" "It's the monotony,mind goes blank" "Often happens to wage slaves in the retail trade now in my case it gets to feet first" "That's more like him mind goes blanks sometimes for hours" "Blasted Teddie" "Yes,and I still had half my left foot to do" "I remember once a young fellow who took like that out to stock taking" "Kept muttering to himself all night "five dozens can be closed as per packing"" "His mind went blank,Good Night" "Miss Walshingham I got to state" "This is the last class of the term and I can't keep silent no longer" "Miss Walshingham,I love you don't mistake me" "I know you never can be my love,it's hopeless" "You are a lady and I am only in a draper shop" "But I just had to tell you" "Before I go away" "I shall never see you again" "Good Bye" "Wait" "Yes?" "Where are you going off to?" "Africa maybe,or the South Seas,who can tell" "I shall never forget you" "Just a minute" "You can't go out of my life" "Not like that,you can't" "I got to" "I never told you to go tonight" "No but" "Don't you see I can't bear you going" "I love you just like you love me" "Miss Walshingham" "Mr Kipps?" "Are you an anxious cutter" "No,Miss Walshingham" "Helen,could I borrow that little tin chisel?" "Yes dear,of course" "You know you made a conquest" "What?" "Mr Kipps,haven't you noticed?" "He can't take his eyes off you" "Nonsense" "It's true I've only watched him just now" "I dare you got a romantic mind" "Just now.." "Take your chisel" "I'm afraid you haven't got on very fast,Mr Kipps" "Well,it is a bit odd" "The work is really quite promising" "I tried to do it like you said" "I had no idea that it was so late,well" "Well,that's that" "Good Night,Miss Walshingham" "Thank you for a very pleasant term" "Good Night,all,Good Night,thank you so much" "Good Bye perhaps I should say Au Revoir till the next term" "Au Revoir" "Good Bye,Miss Walshingham" "We shall be seeing you again next term I hope" "If you think it is worthwhile" "Oh I do" "Then I will I want to improve always" "Splendid,Good Night,Mr Kipps" "I'll do anything,I'll do anything" "Didn't I tell you?" "He really worships you" "How absurd" "Quite nice sort of person,but of course you must realize" "Have you been a little unkind?" "How?" "What have I done?" "I still see what have you done" "Pip,pip,pip" "Look out" "Got out of the way,you are running" "I say you aren't hurt,matey?" "I was back pedalling for all what I was worth,all right?" "You hit me" "You practically run into me, back pedalled like mad and made pips" "Didn't ask me wandering in the back" "I was coming down the hill, kind bit of a walk,didn't I?" "You did that,you didn't hear me ring your bell" "Doesn't work,top came off yesterday" "Anyhow I yelled out,didn't you hear me?" "Lucky for you it wasn't Saturday night, there is a police trap on this hill.." "Oh look at my trousers tore out of my leg" "Ha,ha,all this mug I did" "Quite a nasty little tear" "Any way your legs are all right" "Lucky I was back pedalling" "Ripped,clean up,ruin" "Don't worry abut that,my digs is just down the road,I'll saw that in a jiffy for you" "I don't know I got to be getting back" "Now look,look out there is a slop" "Don't give me away,I haven't got a lamp either" "Fancy bumping into you like this, how are you,my old son of Yarmouth" "I am all right.How are you?" "Evening,Officer" "This is a surprise,I'll walk home with you,come on old boy" "It was a fair bit of all right the way you acted with that slop" "You behaved like a gentleman" "Got a kick of it" "That's Old Methusaleh Four stars 20 on the proof," "I never drink anything else myself personally" "Good Old Me and Good Old Meth" "Leave us together bit vulgar" "This lady here, a friend of yours?" "Oh Bettie,we taught together in the belle of New York" "My boy,she very nearly became the first and only Mrs Chitterlow had not a London offer intervened" "Great trooper Beth" "If I by some miss chance I should fit your trousers your leg,you holler won't you?" "I will" "You know this would make a thundering situation for a comedy?" "I expect it would,you know I never met an actor before" "You are acting down this way Mr Chitterlow" "I am in the Queen's place at the moment you see an actor of my type must have the right part" "Meanwhile I am writing a play of art" "This?" "That's it,well I tell you this is nothing but even makes me laugh" "But it stands to reason must make them yell" "That's the way I look at it" "I wouldn't miss strides if it wasn't absolutely right" "Hear, I got a scene with a beetle ,you ought to read it it's a riot,it's a howl,it's never been done before" "How goes old Meth?" "I like it" "I don't know how you describe light chap inside" "You can't beat the old gentle interior illumination" "We will have one more top and when I finish this" "I will run over the Beetle scene for you" "I got to be getting back soon" "But you would be the first living soul to have heard it" "I appreciate that,old man,really but I am in the drapery trade see I got to be back there and lock the door by 10 30" "What I think of that Beetle" "More than scream,it'll tear them apart rolling in the aisles,you see Popplewaddle that's my hero" "He is a sort of absent minded professor's type" "He collect beetles, there is his ruling passion" "Why?" "He practically thinks beetles" "It's an absolute's crave" "What a situation!" "I'll tell you they'll die,it'll kill them" "Now in the third Act Popplewaddle dare not come back to himself because he thinks he is wanted for forgery,see" "Right,we come to Mrs Van Born's tea party,all very lordly la di da" "You know the type of thing" "When Lady Wordleberry being announced and in comes who?" "Let me think" "Popplewaddle,old boy,in her clothes with a muzzle,bif,ha ha" "What do you think of it?" "Damned fine" "My boy you are a born critic" "I just walk it for you" "Enter Lady Wordleberry alias Popplewaddle" "My dear Mrs Cranborne, how do you do,how do you do" "Oh Dear Rector,how do you do" "Sit between Rector and Mrs Cranbourne,nobody recognize him" "Sugar Lady Wordleberry" "Two please,thank you" "Something like this,beetle comes through window,bzzzzz" "He spots it bzzzzzz he says this beetle must be wanted" "For his collection bzzzz" "See bzzzzzzz" "Suddenly beetle settles on Mrs Cranbornes hat zzzzz" "He goes to grab it" "Bee buzzzes off suddenly beetle comes back" "Settles on top of that his head,falls down his neck,right down his back,bzzzz" "Poppy rushes out of the room, Kipps come staring after him" "Poppy gets through the French windows Kipps follow him" "The what Kipps?" "Why?" "The Rector" "Oh no my name is Kipps" "Hah" "Kipps" "What about him?" "That's me can't go putting me on stage,I might lose my job" "You really say your name is really Kipps?" "Holy spook" "I can't have it,Sir,I can't have it at all" "But what a coincidence I got the name out of a newspaper yesterday" "I always use their names in my play,it is here somewhere" "Kipps,that's me,poor old Kipps" "It was here yesterday" "Let's settle it" "What old boy?" "I will be only a minute I will find it" "Chitterlow,I'm going" "I'm going back to Teddy,make him open the door tell him I fell ill" "My heart and liver" "Teddy?" "He knows" "He is waiting for you in his office" "Come in" "You know what you are up against,been up all night,you know rule,you know my system" "Out all night,instant dismissal" "Never departed from it" "Don't intend to now,there is no more to be said" "You leave at the end of the month, references is to behave yourself" "Swapped,kicked out" "Bad luck,old boy" "Oh,really" "Teddy's system" "I wanted a change anyway,he happened to give me only first that's all" "Where did you get to last night,old man?" "As a matter of fact I had a bit of sick night with an actor friend of mine" "An actor?" "He is an author too" "We got talking about theatre and drinking Old Methusaleh Four Stars well,one thing led to another like,you know" "What's all this!" "What's all this!" "Come on,sort yourselves out" "This way around,Madam" "Thank you" "Is there any chance for another crib?" "I don't know" "Curious thing, but every time I had the swap" "I never thought I find another crib,never" "But somehow I always did" "Think I will?" "Of course,go right up to London,get a cheap room and hang on,don't eat too much" "There is many chap who put his prospects in his stomach" "Mr Buggins?" "Coming" "And whatever you do, hang on to your collars and cuffs,pop them last" "What can I show you Madam?" "I want to see some ribbons,please" "This way Madam" "How do you do, Mr Kipps" "Good Morning.Miss Walshingham" "How are you?" "I'm very well,thank you" "Very seasonable weather we are having just now" "Yes it is,isn't it?" "Yes it is,really" "I expect you taking your holiday soon?" "We hope to run over to Bruges for a few days" "That'll be nice" "Yes" "And you?" "What are you up to Mr Kipps?" "Will you get away or are you too busy?" "Yes,I think I will get away for a bit" "Nice" "Are you ready,dear?" "Oh,mother this is Mr Kipps,one of my most promising pupils" "I'll hope we shall see you again next term at the institute,Mr Kipps" "Well,in fact Miss Walshingham the fact is.....,Good Bye" "Good Bye" "Mr Kipps?" "Coming,Sir" "Get the sailor's hat out of the model in the window" "The one with HMS Tandrum on the ribbon cause his dad is on that ship,you see" "And look sharp" "Yes,Sir" "Why can't I have a cat" "Shut up,can't you" "Another shop assistant" "You can hardly hardly expect me to cut my own pupils dead ,Madam" "I want to see you" "Look here" "Go away" "Look here you got me into enough trouble with this article anyway" "I am busy,I am busy,go away" "I can't help it I'm busy now" "You get me into troubles,go away with you" "Kipps,how much longer is it going to be?" "You want to leave here without references?" "No,Sir" "Then hustle" "Yes,Sir,I'm sorry Sir" "That's right,there is Jimmy's Tandrum on it" "There you are,little man" "There now you look like just like your dad" "Terrible why can't I have a cat" "Because you can have a sailor hat" "There,it could do nicely,thank you" "Very good,Madam" "Hey there could have your attention" "Here,Kipps" "I think I got the odd farthing somewhere yes" "Thank you" "Good Morning,Madam" "Good Morning" "Why couldn't I have a cat" "Here,look here" "You can't come here,I got into into enough trouble through you to this" "Kipps listen to me" "Here is the boss,hey,Chitterlow, you got to go now,you see" "We are not allowed friends" "Have you got that in six and seven and eight ?" "Here you are,Sir" "Thank you" "What is your first name?" "Arthur,why?" "Jumping,just from the back of the queue" "What's, Matey?" "Wait a minute,wait a minute and I'll tell you your mother's Christian name" "Look here,Chitterlow,I've got no time, I see,you got me the sack last night" "Did I?" "I'm sorry,old boy,Euphemia?" "Uh what?" "Listen" "Waddy or Kipps,if Arthur Kipps or Arthur Waddy son of Euphemia Kipps who was born in East Grinstead on 1st September 1884,were you?" "That's right,what is it, Chitterlow, I don't understand" "You don't have to,old boy,all you got to do to write to Watson Bean and collect" "Collect what?" "Everything that is coming to you, they say they don't happen,ha ha" "Schh, what?" "Coincidences" "Everything is coincidence" "I found that paper this morning in Old Folkestone Gazette" "The one I got the name from you know" "What does it say?" "What does it say?" "Read it old boy,what I told you" "You are going to hear something to your advantage" "Waddy?" "I don't know any Waddy" "Hey,you don't worry about that,it is you,all right" "All you got to do is to write to Watson and Bean at once" "What do you suppose it means something to my advantage?" "What?" "Mean anything,money, if it does ,they figure it out you see" "But if he was me" "I heard him fist thing this morning" "How?" "If you found anything to suit you,Sir?" "No,as a matter of fact I wanted one of those lavender tops they wear at Ascot" "Well,we could order one for you ,Sir" "Thanks if I'll see them to get to postpone the races for a couple of days then I'll pop back" "Good Morning" "Mr Kipps" "Coming,Sir" "I say" "You see that house?" "You would never guess it belongs to me would you?" "That's is there, Hughenden" "It's hot enough for our fools" "What do you mean, that doesn't belong to me?" "They left me this morning ,my grand father when I never even heard of" "What else did they let me?" "26 000 £" "Try that game on with me and I will give you in charge" "What game?" "Wasn't born yesterday,Dicken, take me away" "I know your sort" "I don't think I ought to really" "Go on,some folks takes it every day" "Why?" "Breakfast with a bottle?" "The don't stick at that,not the champagne sort they don't" "Mr Kipps" "Now you miss your employees" "If anyone deserved his two hundred from his notebooks" "It's Mr Kipps" "I always said you had breeding" "What luck he said he'd be living in London" "Here to Mr Kipps" "As the oldest wage slave in this establishment it beholds me to convey to our young colleague,yes indeed" "I may say our friend" "Our heartiest congratulations on his sudden access to fortune" "I remember well the day when Kipps first came came to Shalfords" "Mr Buggins" "He was a young shaver, just like Bertie here" "No higher,no cleaner" "No offence intended, none taken I hope" "What do you want?" "There is a lady in the shop in front of the outfit" "Like the old curtain in the front window for 38 and 6 38 and 6,well you know what to do" "Yes,Sir Go and say to her" "Go on,efficiency and system" "Where was I?" "You were saying Kipps was dirty" "I was not" "Oh yes he was,my lad,but we won't argue about it" "I always said he'll make a go in life and the words have come true" "It pleased Providence to raise him to a higher level" "My friends,the toast is our Kipps" "Come on Kipps" "I never was good at making speeches" "I do not know how to thank you" "Fall and knocked me me over a bit you know what I mean" "You've been so kind" "I'll never forget you,straight, I won't" "Thanks" "I shall never forget you either" "Good Old Kipps" "What's all this!" "What is this horse playing!" "26 000 pounds" "It was my grand father, I never knew I had one" "Waddy his name was" "His son was my father" "Waddy?" "Waddy?" "That who it was" "She never said" "Perhaps it's all for the best, 26 000 pounds and an house" "Here,have some more ham" "Thank you" "It's wonderful,I can't believe it, perhaps we are dreaming" "True Laura,I am going to live here Auntie" "All been kept down for me ever since Mr Waddy died" "Servants and all" "Servants,you got a position to live up to now" "Yeah,I suppose I have really" "I do hope you won't gone on mad it's been easier" "He'd better watch all round" "I got to be precious careful,aren't I" "It is a duty to marry into a catholic family now,Artie" "Don't know about it" "Perhaps I would" "All right" "You got a wonderful prospect in front of you,my lad" "For instance you might go into Parliament or buy a shipping box for Aunt" "You owe to Aunt,Artie" "I suppose I owe" "I think I'll have just have a stroll around" "Trying to sort out things in my mind a bit" "That's right my lad" "A man in your position can't afford to make hasty decisions" "Hello Art Kipps" "Don't you remember me?" "Anne Pornick" "Why Anne!" "I am glad" "You have grown up" "And so have you" "You got a moustache" "That's right.You like it?" "Suits you" "I didn't know you were back, just see you through the window" "Did you?" "I thought you had perhaps gone then" "Why me?" "Unfair" "I thought perhaps you had" "Of course not" "It's a long time since I seen you,Annie" "Must be more than seven years" "Time to do to count" "How have you been keeping?" "All right" "You look all right" "Do I?" "Rather" "It's nice to see you again,Anne, sorts of brings back old times like" "Do you remember the last time we seen?" "You bet,you and Sid,how is Sid?" "He is doing fine,he has got a bicycle shop in London" "You know he is married?" "What?" "Sid?" "Got a baby too" "Well,that's the old Sid" "So you haven't got married too?" "Not me" "What's have you been doing,Anne?" "Been over in Rye in service, have a bit of holiday now" "Going to a new place in Folkestone next week" "As a parlour maid this time,Artie" "Really" "Artie,do you remember that six pence?" "What?" "You know the one I cut in half?" "Of course you run after the bus and give it to me" "I still got my half" "Really" "You got yours?" "Right let's hear what you think" "I didn't expect you to keep it,I always thought it was silly keeping mine" "Besides it didn't mean anything really" "Ah,didn't it?" "I often wondered how you was getting on Artie,missing the drapery?" "No,as a matter of fact, I have not" "What do you mean by that?" "That's right I had a stroke of luck, come into a bit of money" "Money?" "Oh,Artie" "Just about 26 000 £ 26 000?" "My grand father left it for me,big house in Folkstone too,I'm living in it now" "Aren't you going to congratulate me?" "I am glad,Artie,really I am" "I'm sure you deserved it" "I don't know about that" "Artie,I think I have to getting back" "Ah,should I walk along with you?" "If you like it,Artie" "Right,Anne" "Hello there" "Kipps my old boy" "My dear old boy,my dear boy" "Hello,Chitterlow,what's happened?" "The talk of Folkestone 26 000 £ sensation" "First thought must go round and shake old Kipps by the hand, here I am,old boy,here I am" "This is Mr Chitterlow,Uncle,the gentleman I was telling you about" "How do you do Sir,how do you do,what user,what use?" "Is that your mounter?" "Yes,for the day,anyhow" "Ready to leave,old boy?" "Within the mounter?" "Certainly,you tuck in,and little Harry see to take you to Folkestone in style" "Thanks,hold on I won't be a tick" "That's all right,old boy,that's all right" "But you must remember calling the beetle a butterfly" "I can't say I do,old man" "Of course you was a bit squiffy at the time" "But it was just after you said you like to buy a half share in the play before we had 300 quids to do it with" "Did I say that?" "Your own words old boy" "Of course we hadn't got 300 quids then" "No,but all the same" "So I changed the name of the play to the Feast and the Butterfly, thanks to you,old boy" "What a title it will paralyse them" "All the same,Chitterlow,I don't und.." "You got a gold mine in that art,chère old boy" "Listen Chitterlow" "I won't listen Kipps I am a man of my words" "What's the name of your bank?" "It's London  Southern I think but why?" "I'll say the half share you should have" "Stop at he London Southern Bank will you" "There you are old boy" "Chitterlow." "Come on,come on don't be nervous" "From now on signing cheques is going to be second nature to you" "Good Day,Sir" "Good Day" "Could I have one pound in silver,please" "How would you like it Mr Kipps, -500£ in tenner,old boy" "It's Mr Kipps surely" "Yes,that's all right,how are you Mr Coote" "My dear fellow,may I congratulate you on your good fortune" "Thanks" "Five hundred" "You heard then?" "Yes,with a paragraph in the Folkestone Gazette" "Trust little Harry,see, I gave that interview old boy" "Plenty more -200 hundreds" "Thanks" "That's right,this is Mr Chitterlow,Mr Coote" "How do you do,old boy" "How do you do" "I thought I wish you well as an old acquaintance,perhaps we should meet again" "Thank you,are you doing anything now Mr Coote?" "Only pottering,you know,just pottering" "Three hundred" "I was wondering if you care to come over to my place and have a smoke and a chat,like that" "Thank you,I should be delighted" "All notes correct" "Thanks old boy,I'll promise old boy you would never regret it" "Mr Chitterlow?" "I got a train to catch up,I just got to manage it if I run fast" "Charmer is in the motor if you want it" "Good Bye boy,keep in touch with me" "If I will" "Glad to have met you.So long" "You might give the driver 2 pounds and ten I haven't got less than a fiver here" "Would you care for a ride in a motor,Mr Coote?" "By all means,yes,thank you" "After you" "This way Mr Coote" "Good Morning Mrs Hansen" "Thank you" "Is it all right going into the study Mrs Hansen?" "This way,Mr Coote" "I must really only stay a minute" "This is where the old gentleman wrote all his letters,you mean" "My grandfather that it was" "Indeed really.All this will make a tremendous change for you Mr Kipps" "That's what I've been thinking,I'm not the chap in the song they are singing," "I don't know hardly where I are,you know" "Make yourself at home,Mr Coote" "Thank you" "I gather it is rather a big wind fall" "Twelve hundred a year" "Indeed really" "One doesn't want to seem presumptuous but this Chitterlow" "I hope you pardon me mentioning it, but I couldn't help noticing at the bank" "That's all right,he is a friend of mine an actor in a way he helped me to my money" "Well of course naturally in that case you would know best" "I am not suggesting that it was anything wrong but is a lamentable fact that money attracts ,well,spongers" "One hesitates to offer advice" "No,no,no,that's just what I need Mr Coote" "My dear fellow if there is anything I can do to guide or help for a spirited young fellow suddenly wealthy there are many temptations" "I know,while on it the other evening with Chitterlow you know how it is,we got talking, drinking,of course it is seeing life" "But is it worth it?" "Nothing such things really bad or drunk much" "I wouldn't want you to think that,Mr Coote" "You know Mr Kipps between ourselves I've never touched alcohol in my life,never" "Haven't you?" "I smoke of course one doesn't want to be a Pharisee" "Oh,no don't,I wasn't really meaning that" "Go on take one" "Thank you" "Yes you cannot be too careful money nowadays has many pitfalls for the unwary" "I dare say it has" "I was talking on this subject only the other day to Mr Densmore,the vicar, curiously enough Reverend and on the Board" "He went so far as to maintain" "That wealth could only be fittingly used by the landed gentry" "Oh,did he?" "Of course as a social worker I disagreed with him" "One has got to stand up to these people" "Yes,a man is a man for all that I told him, quoting Burns,I think I had him there" "Yes that's right" "Yes I am afraid that our Mr Densmore is a bit of a snob" "Yes the portals of the society are open nowadays to anyone who has the means to make himself worthy of it" "Really?" "In Newbury by its school we got a number of tradesmen's sons" "Wholesalers of course,yes education is a great leveller" "That's just it Mr Coote I am not educated I am not properly that is" "One can acquire education" "You really think I could become a gentleman" "You owe it to your position,my dear Kipps" "You mean I ought to get with educated people" "And know how to do things properly" "So,say if I wanted to call on someone I could know how to behave" "That and other things being a gentleman is a full time occupation I'm afraid" "I can see that" "That is nothing to get alarmed about" "If you could give me some advice,Mr Coote" "You see I only got old Mr Bean,he is my solicitor,and I don't know him much" "I see" "I was wondering why not have a chat with a young solicitor a friend of mine he is only recently qualified,but he is remarkably clever,Ronald Walshingham" "Walshingham?" "Yes,Miss Walshingham's brother" "Miss Helen Walshingham?" "Charming girl,don't you think" "She was talking of you only the other day" "Me?" "In very highest terms" "It was her I was thinking of calling on" "You know I might have guessed that" "You don't want a cigarette" "I still have this,thank you" "She wouldn't mind me calling" "You would be very welcome , Thursdays are her afternoons,generally" "Thursdays" "Oh dear" "Let me" "That's quite all right" "No,really" "If I could be of any help" "You got so many things to do" "No,no,not really,I must confess" "I rarely met anyone so congenial and modest,if I may say so" "I say the same things to you somehow" "I am glad I am tremendously glad" "I want a friend that's it,straight" "My dear Kipps,I want a friend too" "Really?" "Yes I am rather lonely sort of dog,really" "I haven't had my thoughts so freely for months" "Shake hands" "Kipps,you are the right stuff" "Take my advice and make that call" "I will" " Mr Kipps,Good Afternoon" "I just thought I'd call" "Do come in will you" "Thank you" "How are you?" "I mustn't grumble.I just thought I'd call having nothing to do" "Yes,of course,I heard about your good fortune this morning,I do congratulate you" "Isn't it a go" "You are just in time for tea" "Hello,Kipps" "Hello Mr Coote" "This is my brother Ronnie" "How do you do" "I heard all bout you from Chester" "If you will excuse me I just go and help mother with the tea" "I am afraid we are without a maid at the moment" "Cigarette Mr Kipps?" "Oh,thanks" "Btw congratulations" "Thanks" "I say,won't you sit down?" "Thanks" "By the bye I believe I mentioned Ronnie to you he is a fully fledged solicitor now" "Yes" "So if you want any advice old chap" "Yes,I should only be to glad" "Thanks" "Mr Bean is handling my business just now, of course I don't know much about him" "Watson and Beam,what do you say,Ronnie" "Really,Chester,professional etiquette I really can.." "I'm only asking you your opinion,eke it" "Well,orthodox you know" "You mean they are quite all right" "Oh yes they are honest enough" "But if you don't mind me saying so a little bit old fashioned" "Nowadays perhaps one could use a little more enterprise" "You two really ought to have a business chat one day" "Ah,tea" "Mother,you know Mr Kipps,don't you?" "Pleased to meet you Mr Kipps" "I think we met before in the shop" "Of course so nice of you to call" "Yes I thought I would" "I'm so glad" "You were a pupil of Helen's at the wood carving class" "Yes,that's how I had the pleasure" "She took such an interest in it." "It was an outlet for he,you know" "She told me all about you" "Milk and sugar Mr Kipps" "Just as you like" "You sit down everybody,please" "Here you are,Kipps" "A little bird whispered to me we ought to congratulate you Mr Kipps" "Thanks" "Oh dear you've given Mr Kipps the name chair as we played for the cornet" "Quite all right really ." "That's right Ronnie we get a bit of board" "We only must have sat Mandy Heather.." "Is that better?" "Fine" "Are you sure?" "Hear,have my chair if you like" "No,I'm quite all right really" "Will you have a pastry?" "No I'm not that hungry,thank you" "You know Mr Kipps its a great responsibility for a mother to feel that her daughter, well,so exceptionally clever" "Oh,mother" "There is no mistake about that" "You know Mr Kipps when Helen was a quite a tiny tot she wrote verse" "No" "She still does" "It isn't very good" "Nonsense I think it has a lot of Swinburne about it in his quieter mood,of course" "It is nothing much,it comes to nothing." "One must do something" "The food of the spirit where would one be without it" "Ay,Kipps?" "You are going to the recital I suppose" "Paderewski?" "Yes,of course" "He is playing in the Pavillion next week" "Is he?" "Yes" "You really ought to hear him,Kipps,quite brilliant but perhaps for some people he is just a little free with his rubato" "Yes,there is that" "A matter of taste,of course" "Yes, I suppose so" "Are you musical,Mr Kipps?" "Well I like it, as a matter of fact I'm learning the banjo from a fellow now" "Will you have more tea?" "No,thank you" "Perhaps Mr Kipps would like to have a look around the garden" "Would you?" "Yes I like gardening" "Good" "Oh dear go and fetch me some more milk" "Not very big is it" "I like it" "It's small, the denizens of the day are small things" "At least these one doesn't stare one's social replica in the face" "Nice like that lilac tree over there,pretty" "Yes,my father used to like that" "I didn't know you wrote things" "I don't know whether I would be ever any good with that anyhow" "I should think you could do anything if you wanted to" "I wonder" "I'm afraid I'm too ambitious" "This isn't very much for a springboard is it?" "I don't know,I suppose not" "The fact is Mr Kipps that I am afraid I am a rather discontented sort of person" "A place like Folkestone values people for share vulgar prosperity" "We are very far from prosperous and we live in a back street" "One feels one hasn't opportunities, even if I had I wouldn't take them,still" "That's Chester" "I can believe you could do anything you wanted if you tried" "I used to watch you in the wood carving class" "I think you me must be one of the rare people who believe in this" "I do" "There is the old castle, what do you say to climbing up to the top of old keep and picnicking when we get back there is a marvellous view from the top" "Good Idea" "Hey,you two,we are going up the castle." "we are paddling into the bank here" "All right" "Ronnie,you hear that" "You and Doris have been in a state of hiding get out the picnic basket,and then you can come on afterwards" "All right mother" "Quite a climb,isn't it" "I suspect so" "Only two or three more ,Mrs Walshingham" "Don't really think I can go any further" "We'll stop here if you like mother" "Well,of course not,you must see the view" "I'm sure Chester won't mind staying with me" "Only to best" "Off you go then" "Would you like too?" "If you would" "We'll just look at the view and come down again" "There is no hurry,dear" "They are darlings" "Glorious isn't it?" "Hmm" "I wonder what it looked like when they were building it" "A lot different I'd expect" "Perhaps they jousted here" "They were up to all sorts of things" "I was always wanted to see the scenery" "Then I see things that are beautiful" "I expect to feel silly like" "You needn't" "You know Mr Kipps you hold yourselves too cheap" "I do?" "You shouldn't" "You mean you have done?" "Why should I?" "For instance you don't think of me as an equal" "Why not?" "Why not?" "Perhaps you haven't enough faith in yourself" "I thought,if I thought that you could do anything" "Miss Walshingham,do we give good care enough for me to help me?" "Miss Walshingham,do you care for me at all?" "I must say I must know" "Yes I know" "I know" "Make you mean you do" "But promise if I'll never hold you cheap,you never will yourself" "You mean" "I mean" "I hold you dear" "Make say you marry me?" "What else could I mean?" "You I" "Still all the same I don't think I should have care to have lived here" "Here we are" "Come along,you two now,we mustn't keep Ronnie waiting any longer" "Well wasn't the view lovely?" "You needn't tell me,my dear Kipps, this is better than the legacy" "I can't hardly believe it" "She is splendid" "I don't deserve it" "And it began before your money?" "When you put me in the wood carving class" "Of course,it's a county family,you know they are connected with the Beaupres,Lord Beaupres" "It's too much" "My dear chap,my dear chap if there is anything I could do,help you to choose the ring perhaps" "Oh yes the ring" "Arthur" "That's me" "C U Y P S,they spelled my name wrong" "That was Chester,he apparently found that the correct spelling was C U Y P S" "This was a Flemish family of that name who settled in Kent over hundred years ago" "I've never seen it spelled that way" "I do say it, not Cuyps" "No,you pronounce it Kipps as before" "I say anyway it's wonderful even if it is spelled different" "I'm not good enough for you,the more you see of me,the more you find me out" "Would you really like me to help you?" "I wish you would" "But only a few little points for instance your pronunciation" "You don't mind if I mention it" "Of course not" "There are achess" "I know Coote promised to help me about that" "It'll only needs a little care" "And then there is...this dress" "Well,isn't this all right?" "Yes but you,you don't want to be too elaborate too dressy one to look like,without looking like as the were trying to be right" "I see" "And then you must try to be more at ease when you are with people" "Forget yourself,don't be so anxious,you know?" "I'll try I'll do my best to try" "I know you will" "Come in" "Soup right" "Now fish shall we say "sole Bon Femme"" "Quite right and what goes with this?" "Chips?" "No,what wine?" "Oh..." "Burgundy" "No,no,no,no" "Sauternes?" "Yes or?" "Grasse" "Quite right" "Now entrée" "Did all them knocked up the price of all those sales" "I beg you pardon" "It's nothing" "It's just a line they produced, I knew they would never go" "Arthur,dear,you must try remember you are not in business now" "Sorry" "Melodious stuff,old Omar" "After that that you might Sartor Resartus, Carlyle had the grand rugging style" "Has he?" "I mean has he?" "You know I got a lot of difficulty with those two words,which is which" "It is perfectly simple as is a conjunction and has is a verb" "I see but when is each which" "Always one says has when one means one has" "For instance one says yes I mean he has otherwise one says has he has I mean as he has it's perfectly simple" "I see I got a glare now I think" "Very nice" "May I?" "Yes,of course" "Btw this came this morning" "I don't know any Mrs Bindon-Botting" "Arthur,Mr Bindon-Botting is one of the best known people in the district" "Her husband is on the London Stock Exchange" "They have a lovely house just outside Folke" "And a pied-à-Terre in Kensington" "I don't have to go or anything do I?" "Of course,I told Mrs Botting you'd be delighted,we're all going" "Everyone who matters will be there" "Sidney Revel is coming down too" "Who is he?" "You must have heard of him, every one reads his novels" "He wrote "Passionate genesis" you know" "He has such a vital personality" "Anagrams 4 --630 pm" "It's an anagram tea each guest has an anagram pinned on" "And you go round with the card and guess other people's" "I understand it is sweeping in drawing rooms of Mayfair" "I couldn't not do that yet,not just yet" "It's quite simple" "I just couldn't" "But it is really jolly,shaked everybody up to get the markers" "I don't want to be shook up" "You have to meet people sooner or later" "I know" "Arthur,you do want to please me,don't you?" "You know I do" "Hello,Kipps,me boy" "Hello Huggins" "It's nice to be a gentleman" "Oh,what a life" "Seen her Ladyship lately" "I know" "I run into her" "Along Sir William the other day he asked to be remembered by you" "You know old Sir William's gout is something dreadful" "We don't hardly ever see him in the Club these days" "You think we should getting back now,Chester?" "Yes it is getting late" "Which way are you going,Kipps?" "Thank you,but I don't think we are in need of your society,you know" "I thought you were alone" "I think that was simply fretful cheek" "I know but they didn't mean anything,see I used to know them" "That's no reason why they should be so beastly familiar" "I don't see why not,I was with them for years in the shop" "They have the right to talk to me,haven't they?" "Yes,Arthur,of course they have,I don't see what else you could have done" "Quite" "It seems bound to happen while we are here in Folkestone" "But presently we should be living in London" "We shall build up our own little circle of friends and then everything will be different" "London?" "Hello Anne" "Why Arthur" "Fancy seeing you here" "You made me jump I didn't see you coming" "What are you doing down here,Anne?" "It is only a Catholic Birthday from my place" "Yes you are working in Folkestone now,aren't you?" "Been here quite a bit now" "Are you getting on?" "Might be worse" "I go sometimes here in my afternoons off and ease the little feet a bit off after running up and down the stairs all day" "I don't know why people must have basement kitchen" "Just to make it harder,I expect" "I expect so" "I'm going in now" "Do you mind if I walk up the beach with you?" "You think you ought?" "Why not?" "I am only in services,if your friends were to see you with me" "Oh,that" "That doesn't matter" "Are you sure you are not going anywhere?" "No,just mooching about,I'll wait for you" "You look smart" "West End tailor" "Do you like it?" "I'll put my stockings on now Arthur" "Oh,all right" "Must be nice to have everything you want" "Oh,yes,I live in my own house, and meet people,educated people" "Go for walks,read poetry,go to chamber concerts,have a good time all round" "Must be nice a bit different from being in the drapery" "Rather" "I got the stockings on now,Artie" "Of course I miss the chaps from the shop sometimes,dear old Buggins and Pearce" "Did you ever see them now?" "It's not the same" "You'll be surprised over the things that has happened to me lately,Anne" "Sometimes it surprises myself" "Artie?" "Are you happy?" "Oh yes,I was just going to tell you" "Well,why shouldn't I be happy?" "I expect it was silly of me, I was just wondering" "I ought to be happy,I've been lucky enough,haven't I?" "Yes,of course" "It was good times we had together you and me and Sid,weren't they?" "They were then" "Do you remember when I asked you to be my girl?" "Yes,seems long time ago now" "Hard to know seems was yesterday to me" "Does it?" "I'll have to be getting back or I'll be late" "You got the watch on you Artie?" "It's just half past eight" "Lord,I got to be in by nine" "Still got my half sixpence" "I always kept mine somehow" "Funny" "Yes" "Awfully glad that I met you again,Anne" "So am I" "I thought first you've changed but" "You're just the same really" "Am I?" "I've met people here and there but I never met anyone quite like you,Artie" "Anne,those things that have happened, what I was going to tell you about and the." "Yes,Artie" "Now you've been and gone and done it Art Kipps" "I never meant to, I don't know what come over me" "You ought to be ashamed over yourself kissing her and not even telling her you are engaged" "I started to tell her but.." "It started as you were in love with her" "I suppose not" "You got to think of your position and stop flirting with servant girls" "That's what you call being loyal to Helen" "She won't know" "Supposing you were seen how would you ever face Helen at the anagram tea?" "Who says I am going to any blooming anagram tea" "It's quite easy an anagram is just a word with the letters rearranged" "Take the word smug for instance or of course mugs" "Exactly gums smug mugs do you follow,Kipps?" "Mugs" "Here we are" "Don't worry my dear chap,I assure you it'll be a jolly good fun" "Chester or Ronnie will help you" "Mrs Bindon-Botting" "Yes,Sir,will you come in" "Anne" "Lord" "Ah,Mrs Walshingham" "My dear" "How nice to see you" "And you my dear" "And Mr Coote" "How do you do?" "May I introduce my fiancée Mr Kipps" "How do you do" "I must congratulate you both of you" "You are a very lucky man,Mr Kipps" "That was nice of you all to come" "Now Anne get Mr Kipp's hat" "Now let's go in as the anagram is in full swing" "Anne!" "See how these maids,you will soon be experiencing certain problems yourself" "I expect so" "Anagram will you take one, will you take yours,so amusing" "Oh my dear simply Redfords here, just this minute asking for you" "Now come along" "Here we are" "Sir Bubh" "You know what to do just trot around and guess" "Sir Bubh" "Fun" "Arthur" "I assure more marriages has been wrecked by the persistent fidelity of the husband than anything else it very nearly wrecked mine" "Mr Revel I really believe you are quoting from one of your own rather risqué novels" "Dear Lady,I admit it" "Sidney is more than usually devastating this afternoon" "I am a devastating company" "I want you to meet Mr Revel, he is my fiancée Mr Kipps" "Oh,my dear fellow,how do you do" "How do you do" "Sir Bubh,Sir Bubh I know that one" "Got another?" "Really,Mr Revel?" "As soon you read that up you are sure to win" "Come along" "Standard prize has left me" "Mr Revel" "I think I'm wanted will you forgive me?" "Of course" "Have you guessed any anagrams,Arthur?" "Not many I'm afraid" "Never mind you soon will" "You know you look very nice,I'm quite proud of you" "Sugar,Madam?" "Sugar,Sir" "Two please" "Thank you" "Move about,won't you,you are sure able to get some" "Anne" "I think you dropped this one" "Hello Arthur" "Hello" "I think I did a rather nice business for you this afternoon" "Thanks" "Ah,Kipps how go the anagrams?" "What?" "Nothing" "Dear fellow,come,come" "You know I'll give you a start,shall I" "Now for instance I am ulambonice, what do you think that means?" "Columbine of course" "Just a minute" "Anne,take this back" "I don't want it" "I must speak to you" "You can't,have you" "I've got to" "You had your say the other day" "Listen" "Mr Kipps you are not going all ready?" "Yes I must" "We haven't seen Mr Botting" "I've go to,I'm not feeling very well" "It's a nose bleeding" "I'm sorry" "Mr Kipps has just left" "What?" "Surely not" "He said he felt ill" "How very odd" "What on earth is the matter with you?" "Oh these maids" "Unrequited love perhaps" "Probably some fatal Folkestone gardener" "Anne" "You can't come in here" "I've been at fault" "Anne" "Anne I want to marry you" "I must" "You can't go marrying everybody" "You got to marry up" "No Anne,no you'll have to come up to London with me and marry me right away before anyone else can" "London?" "I couldn't" "Why not?" "I haven't given notice here" "What does that matters" "Beside it wouldn't be fair to her" "You haven't treated me right either" "I know I've been all wrong" "I just didn't know what I wanted but I do know know,Anne" "Anne will you come with me" "I should do something desperate" "If you don't come with me I shall go out and" "I'm going" "Artie,I'll do it" "That's for me" "No we got to go now" "What about the boxes upstairs?" "Never mind your box" "But it got all the things in it" "I'll buy you hundred boxes in London,come on" "What in this dress?" "Take anything who cares" "Oh dear" "If we don't know,we'll never,come here" "Arthur I wouldn't do this for everyone,mind you" "Come on" "What's this?" "Pre historic gardens" "There are monsters" "Makes you wonder have they ever got enough to eat" "I expect everything was all in proportions when they were alive" "Oh,I see" "You lost your glove,Mrs Kipps" "You know very well I haven't" "Saving up your wedding ring" "What did I have" "Come on,come on" "Artie,we are at the Crystal Palace,public" "What's that called?" "Him he is a.." "labrythherden" "I don't think I have ever heard of that" "It's just like old Coote" "It's extinct" "It is just like old Coote all the same" "I wonder what she is thinking" "Artie,I'll have to go and see her" "I would have been seeing her already if she hadn't gone away" "Do you think there would be any trouble?" "How do you mean?" "By breach a promise?" "No,I don't think they do that" "I'll apologize and offer damages to her brother,he is still my solicitor,you know" "Anyway we have married they can't alter that" "It'll be nice to have house of our own" "Rather,you know all about what the servants are up to anyhow" "We are not going to have servants" "We'll have to,you wouldn't do" "What another has to go into my own kitchen?" "We have to our position to keep up now you know" "I don't like for us to say it but I don't like you in the house" "Why in the heaven,no?" "One you've got a basement,now there a quite enough of basement and another thing it is too big" "Artie,couldn't we go somewhere smaller?" "I suppose we could let it,did I know, why don't we build a house of our own" "Build one?" "Just like you wanted,no basement or anything" "You think we could?" "Why not?" "I'll see an architect as soon as we get back" "I don't know" "I think that having house built by men who makes all the work and all the troubles" "But you can tell them just as you wanted,what do you say,Anne?" "It would be nice,Artie,just two reception rooms a modern kitchen" "And then a studies,and, oo, cottages see you then" "A little house,Artie, sort of a cottage" "Tea time with the ket on the arch and kettle on the oven" "Lots of toast and muffins" "And you Anne" "Bow windows,one rough cast gable" "One half-timbered ditto in plaster a loggia in the Italian fashion a Gothic styled porch and Tudor hall and a conservatory much appreciated in the summer months" "Very nice but it is a bit on the big side like it?" "You think so?" "Don't forget you asked for an unusually large kitchen 25 feet square with a window seat" "We want the girls to be comfortable" "Quite,but we couldn't well build a house with the domestic quarters, the largest features,could we?" "We only asked for three bedrooms" "Three principal bedrooms plus of course the servant's your husband's dressing room, the box room,bathroom with separate office very modern feature there, and you may remember we just touched of the necessity for a nursery,at some future date of course" "Yes,I believe I did mention that" "Will you build it?" "Would you mind if I had a word about it with Mrs Kipps?" "By all means" "Planned for Arthur Kipps Esq" "It's nothing like we told him" "I know but.." "What are we going to do" "Tell him we'll have it like we said only three bedrooms and no conservatory or we go elsewhere,go on" "Go on I'll wait here" "All right I'll go" "Of course he could have a billiard room quite easily" "Here for instance" "No,no it's better where I said,here" "No doubt about it,that's an house" "Well?" "I've been talking about it with Mrs Kipps and we thought perhaps we ought perhaps have something a bit smaller" "Smaller?" "Like we said,three bedrooms, no conservatory" "My boy,that might be very nice for some little whipper-snapper of a tradesman but not for a gentleman" "Exactly" "Where as,this is an house" "That's right,I can see that,and cope of it, we can always build on to it later" "Build on to it?" "You got a position to keep up now" "Believe me you can't be comfortably in this world unless you do" "Precisely" "You see that,don't you?" "Yes,Uncle,I can see that plain enough" "I don't want to press you,Mr Kipps, but I have got another appointment" "Well,come on Artie,make up your mind" "Then I'll forward you the estimates" "Good Bye,Mrs Kipps" "I am sure you would be very satisfied" "And don't forget that billiard room" "Billiard room?" "Artie,what have you done" "We're having it" "What?" "The house,all of it" "Artie,you've know right to have done such a thing,Artie" "Landing us with a place like that" "You say you'll build a house because Hughenden is too big and then you go on and pick one which is lot bigger,where is the sense in it?" "I know it is a decent size" "Think of the clean.Three servants will be locked in that house" "I did want it to be a little house,Artie" "Look here,Anne,why shouldn't we have servants" "My uncle is right,we've got a position to keep us" "Servants,there's servant for you,look at that" "What?" "That fireplace" "What's wrong with it?" "It's been black for days bad enough having one servant, never knows would it be like having three" "As a matter of fact we ought to have a bigger house,no reasons why not" "Except you promised me,we wouldn't" "You can't be comfortable in this world if you don't live up to your position" "Your uncle say that too" "What if he did" "What are you up to know" "There you go again how many times have I told you" "I will not have you scrubbing floors and cleaning grates" "One thing I will not stand, Artie, is a dirty house" "What you got got learn is to manage the household not to do all the work" "Yes" "Good Afternoon,is Mrs Kipps at home?" "Your Mistress is she in?" "Not at home" "Perhaps you tell her we called" "Mrs Porret-Smith" "Anne?" "I couldn't tell them who I was ,Artie,not like this" "You ought to have known better than that ,you're really" "I'm sorry,Artie" "Miss Porret Smith,Mrs Porret Smith, the Reverend Porret Smith is these people nice people come to call on us,you slap them in the face" "I never slapped them in the face" "Sent them away,didn't you?" "The wife of the Reverend too" "Wouldn't have had this happened for a ten pound note" "I don't see the use in getting in a state about it now" "Oh,you don't,don't you,well I do" "I'll tell you what to do" "You must return that call" "Artie,how can I?" "You must just find out how many card leaves and go and leave them" "I can't facing people again after that?" "Yes,you must,they can't recognize you in a Bond Street Act" "I can't" "All right,you can't off they go, we never see them again" "That's what comes of blacking guards and behaving like a skivvy" "Perhaps I behaved like a skivvy because I was a skivvy" "I've improved myself and you might try at any rate" "I never ought to have married you,Arthur" "Don't start that again" "I'm not equal to your position" "I can't live up to your big house and your servants and your visiting cards and that's the truth" "I'm sorry I married you, I never would have married you if you hadn't said you do something desperate" "So you better go out and get one of them divorces" "All right,if that is them again you got to come down,see and apologize" "Telegram to Kipps" "Thank you" "Any answer?" "No" "No thank you" "Artie,what is it?" "What is it?" "From Roland Walshingham wants me to come to his office urgent" "You can guess what's that for,can't you" "Breach of promise" "Breach of promise and my wife wants a divorce,I wish I've never been born" "This way Mr Kipps" "Is your brother?" "He isn't here,I sent that telegram" "I've been trying to see you I wanted to apologize like about you" "It's not that" "I asked you to come because of something I must tell you" "Now that you are here I don't know how to do it" "You see it is very bad news" "What's happened?" "My brother is gone,run away, Arthur he made a terrible mess of everything" "Everything of yours,it's my fault I ought to have warned you" "I don't understand" "Sorry to be so indirect,it isn't that easy" "I'm trying to tell you that my brother has ruined you" "We didn't know when he went" "Not until I got his letter telling me the whole miserable story" "Begging me I should ask you not to take proceedings" "Yes,it is bad as that" "What did he do?" "What he would have called lacking his own judgement" "What I believe the police would call converting to his own use" "You mean I have nothing left" "I should have warned you" "But in the circumstances it was a little difficult" "I suppose I'd better be going" "What are you going to do?" "I don't know got to realize it" "Nothing about that anyway" "Thank you" "You are so good" "What will you do?" "I,I should go on,I think I once told you I was too ambitious" "Ambitious for security and the right people and not having to bother to keep up appearances" "It's difficult" "I got tea ready Artie" "Have you?" "Why Artie what's the matter?" "It's gone" "What?" "Our money,all of it,her brother took it" "Artie" "We are ruined we haven't a penny left" "Oh Anne" "Dear Artie,tell me in a minute, have a cup of tea first,won't you" "I'll make you some butter toast just the way you like it" "You still got me and I got you, we'll find a way" "You've been wonderful about it, Anne,really you have" "We have been happy together somehow,haven't we?" "Yes,Arthur, we have" "I'm sorry I spoke to you like I did this afternoon" "I've been a fool altogether" "Never mind you go to sleep now" "I'll try" "What's that?" "Must be next doors" "It's us" "Hello there" "What on earth can it be, this time of the night" "Kipps old boy" "You nearly got to grab in your eyes this time,old boy" "What's the matter Chitterlow are you all right?" "Me?" "I'm magnificent,I'm terrific, come on Kimmy" "All right" "Come on,let me in" "Darn old dear" "Hurry up,come on,Kipps" "Come on old racehorse" "Scch the neighbours" "Hello Kipps,old boy,did I get you out of bed?" "Dear old Kippie" "What is it" "Where is the little woman, can't leave her out this" "She is in bed" "Good" "Chitterlow you can't go up there" "Chitterlow what is it?" "My dear old lad,my dear old boy my play,my play" "I'm knocked,old boy,sorry I'm knocked" "What a night" "Something gone wrong?" "Wrong?" "No it's as success,I'm a success" "The howl is success,and it's knocked me old boy" "Cried like a baby all the way down" "I just come from the first night,laugh, they never stopped,laugh,laugh.laugh" "Why weren't you there?" "You never told me" "Didn't I?" "No that's right,I thought it might flop" "All the other plays have flopped" "I've spent your money,already to do a duck and run and than biff" "They liked it,they went mad,the bit with the butterfly,butterfly down Popper they screamed they howled and then the curtain down it came,biff" "This is Mrs Kipps I take it" "That's right" "This is Mr Chitterlow" "How do you do" "Laugh,laugh,even I laughed" "Mr Chitterlow had a big success with his play" "I see" "The papers,the notices,terrific, sensational,read them" "And I am glad for you too old boy" "Me?" "Why me?" "Why?" "Your half share of course" "I always remember my friends when I'm successful" "You mean I.." "You are all right,take it from me, it'll run a year perhaps two" "And that's mean money,cash, the box office,the libraries week by week,pouring in,if you heard of it let me know" "Really?" "Oh,lady,where is the money come in,can't you have a glass,let's drink the worth coming to us" "Good Evening Mr Kipps,mail" "Thank you" "Another cheque from old Chitterlow" "How is he?" "He is all right" "He is writing a tragedy now,says that what he was really cut out for" "How is young Artie" "Let's have the towel up" "A penny for your thought" "I don't know that I was thinking of anything that's really" "Perhaps I was just thinking what a round go everything is" "Remember I used to say" "You can't be happy in this world if you don't live up to your position" "Silly,isn't it?" "Funny old heart" "Ain't I?" "I don't suppose there ever was a chap quite like me before" "Oh I don't know that" "Subtitles by Seglora"