"♪♪" "♪ Inspector" " Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Inspector Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Inspector" " Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Inspector Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Go Go Gadget, Go!" "♪" "♪ (Go!" "Go!" "Gadget!" "Go!" ") ♪" "♪ Go Go Gadget, Go!" "♪" "♪ (Go!" "Go!" "Yeah!" "Gadget!" ") ♪" "♪ Inspector" " Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Inspector Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Go Go Gadget, Go!" "♪" "♪ (Go!" "Go!" "Yeah!" "Gadget!" ") ♪" "♪ Inspector Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Ahhhhh!" "♪" "TALON:" "Uh, Uncle Claw?" "CLAW:" "Behold the majestic view." "TALON:" "I can't feel my arms." "I'm not doing this anymore." "I said, 'behold the view'!" "I have to do something more permanent about this scenery ruining the view from my lair." "And by more "permanent"" "I mean get rid of the pyramids... permanently." "I really don't like the pyramids." "Seriously, can't state that enough." "Since you're such an Egypt buff you know the Pharaohs installed a fail-safe to sink the pyramids in case of tomb raiders." "Yup, I totally knew all about that." "Good." "You'll need this prism to trigger the pyramid's sunlight sensitive shafts at dawn." "Ow!" "Who's got two thumbs he-can't-use- right-at-this-very-second and is super awesome?" "This guy!" "Whoa!" "[GRUNTS]" "[CRASH!" "]" "Brain!" "You shouldn't sneak up on people when they're hoarding, uh, spring cleaning their locker." "[SHRUGGING WOOF]" "[YELP?" "]" "What?" "!" "It's all mission memorabilia!" "The MAD Hatter's top hat, solid gold cuffs and a hair ball from that vacuum convention." "Ooh!" "And my suction cup fan from when Claw tried to make the Great Wall of China not-so-great." "[YELP!" "]" "Anyway, can you help me clean this stuff up before Uncle Gadget sees it?" "Wowsers, Penny!" "I thought I told you to throw out that old cuckoo clock." "And not just any cuckoo clock " "THE cuckoo clock from when Claw tried to turn back time." "It doesn't even work!" "Hmmm, let me see." "[ARRRF!" "]" "All fixed!" "[ARF!" "]" "Gadget." "Chief!" "You have a new mission." "We have reason to suspect MAD has something planned for the pyramids of Giza in Egypt." "Your mission is to discover MAD's plan, and stop it." "This message will self-destruct." "Egypt?" "As in, Egypt the place I don't have mission memorabilia from?" "That Egypt?" "Egypt?" "As in birth place of the super spy mummy and the river Denial Egypt?" "That Egypt?" "Yes, to both of you." "You know mummies were the first MAD agents." "They were also the first providers of potpourri." "Whoops!" "I nearly walked off with stolen art property!" "Ahh!" "[BOOM!" "]" "[GROANS]" "PENNY:" "Great, authentic Egyptian relics here I come!" "Masks, urns, sarcophagus" "GADGET:" "Sarcophagus?" "Cover your mouth around those or you'll catch a cold" "What?" "A gift shop?" "100% authentic copies of Egyptian relics, here I come." "The pyramids will close in 5 minutes, please move to the exit." "Pfft, not like we were going to see any real mummies around this place anyway." "Aha!" "Mummy!" "The trick is to catch them off guard." "Uncle Gadget, no!" "[SCREAMING]" "[CLATTER]" "[CAT SCREECH]" "[CRASH!" "]" "Better keep an eye on that one." "Check out that suspicious janitor." "Suspiciously bad cleaning skills, yes, but let's stay focused on MAD Mummies." "I'm going to investigate that janitor, you keep Uncle Gadget out of trouble on his MAD mummy-hunt." "[ARR-ARF!" "]" "Nice souvenir." "I stole it from the gift shop." "We both know the gift shop doesn't sell anything that cool." "[ACK!" "]" "And that's why they call me Lucky Talon Two-Shirts." "[SPLAT!" "SPLAT!" "]" "And that's why they call me Lucky Penny Two-Legs." "No one calls you that." "They will now." "Good luck getting out of these indestructible cuffs without a key." "We have two options." "1 - you take me in, don't find the trigger, and Uncle Claw sends another, less cute," "MAD agent to destroy the pyramid." "Or 2" " I show you where the trigger is and you let me go." "Option 3" " I throw you down this trash chute and call it a day." "I'll toss in this sand prism to sweeten the deal." "Ooooh, shiny." "Fine, Option #2." "But no funny business." "[CHUCKLES]" "I bet this pyramid is just crawling with tunnels." "Aha!" "The Egyptian symbol for 'secret mummy tunnel'." "Hellooooooo down there." "[SLIP!" "]" "[WHIMPERS]" "[CRASHING]" "[GROANS]" "[HOWLING]" "Now that's what I call mummy-hunt hogging." "Go Go Gadget Arm!" "Mummy bandages!" "Consider your secret lair found!" "[GRUMBLES]" "What do you mean, 'you thought it was right here a minute ago'?" "You know how it goes." "You put something in a safe place and then you forget where it is." "Remember when I said, 'no funny business'." "Well if you looked up 'funny business' in the dictionary there'd be a picture of you." "Ooh, I hope it's of my good side." "I know you have something up your sleeve." "And probably something up your second shirt sleeve too." "Freeze, Mummy!" "[YELP!" "]" "[WHIMPERING]" "You can't hide in here forever." "Although technically as a mummy you can hide forever." "Hmm.." "Ooh, so thick and luxurious!" "Nothing but the best for Mummy." "Stop that mummy!" "Nope, not here either." "Hey, check out that rando sign." "It's like, yeah, we get it there are mummy coffins in the pyramid." "You know what I like best about you dragging this trigger thing out?" "Our quality time together?" "NOTHING!" "Ease up, girl." "It is literally a matter of time before we find the trigger." "My thought exactly." "[SLAMS DOOR]" "[MUFFLED] Haha." "So not funny, Penny!" "FYI, that was a fake 'ha-ha'." "Come on, bracer." "Spill your beans." "[BRACER RINGS]" "Claw!" "I better answer this or he'll think something's up." "Faceview off." "Talon's international house of hair gel," "Talon speaking." "Talon?" "I can't see you." "You know I hate it when you disable faceview." "Just having a bad hair day." "Everything else seems fine." "BTW" " I'm totes defeating Penny" "Penny who?" "!" "Seriously?" "This again?" "She's only foiled your plan like a million times" "Remind me again what our evil plan is?" "[GROWL] I told you to write it down!" "[CRASH]" "That boy and his hair vanity." "It never ends." "Am I right, MADcat?" "[MM-HMM!" "]" "Time's a ticking, that trigger isn't going to find itself." "Come on, I'll race ya!" "Immature much?" "Hey, wait for me!" "Unscrew the top mud brick." "Say what now?" "Little Miss Gadget isn't familiar with false bottom bricks?" "All the top villains are using them." "Excuse my extreme skepticism." "[GRUNTS]" "I'd love to help." "But, you know." "Now where did I put that cuff key?" "You know when you put something in a really safe place and then you totally forget where that is?" "Thanks for loosening that for me." "I'll totes give you partial credit for the SINKING OF THE PYRAMIDS!" "[OOF]" "[ZAP!" "]" "[GASP!" "]" "[ZHOOOM...]" "[RUMBLE]" "[RUMBLE]" "[WHIMPERS]" "I think I'm slipping." "Agreed!" "You really should've seen my plan coming from like a mile away." "Ohhhhh, you mean slipping slipping." "[STONES CRUMBLE]" "Time for me to make like this pyramid and disappear." "[LAUGHS] Get it?" "[ANGRY GROWL]" "Stop that mummy!" "[BARKING WILDLY]" "[WHIMPERS]" "Go Go Gadget Mummy Catcher!" "Ouch!" "[RUMBLE STOPS]" "[MUMMY ROARS]" "[BONK!" "]" "No time for hanging around, Penny." "There's a mummy on the loose!" "Whoa!" "Whooaaa!" "[SLAM!" "] Oof!" "They really need to fire that janitor." "Someone could easily get trapped in this floor closet." "Penny!" "How'd you get here so fast?" "Would you believe there's an entrance off the gift shop?" "Excellent work!" "The pyramids should live to see another 5000 years." "Speaking of pyramids, here's a neat triangle to add to your collection." "Thanks, but I'm done through collecting." "Good thinking, Penny!" "Oof!" "Hey!" "Who turned out the lights?" "CLAW:" "Thanks to you, the chance for a perfectly good view has been ruined." "TALON:" "Yeah, that part was pretty clear." "But why ruin the oldest ancient wonder of the world when we could just look out the other windows?" "I will look out whatever window I like!" "You do know I'm never letting you out of that sarcophagus, right?" "UNCLE CLAAAAAAAAAAW!" "Wha!" "...And the top of the Top Fifty most evil plots of all time goes to... the MADgician!" "What?" "I'm not number one?" "Not even close!" "You didn't even make the top fifty." "How is that possible?" "I crossed chickens with piranhas and unleashed them on the world." "Yeah, that was verrry successful..." "[SNIFFLES]" "Thank you for reminding me, MADcat." "I turned the Indian Ocean into the world's largest bowl of soup!" "That wasn't really evil so much as surprisingly delicious." "If only I could go back twenty years and give my younger self these top 50 evil plans, and..." "THAT'S IT!" "I smell a time machine plot." "Go get that extremely experimental" "AND temperamental time machine" "Yep." "There it is." "This will be top ten evil!" "[VRRROOOM-VROOM!" "]" "OOOF!" "Professor, why did you want us to drive around super fast?" "In order for my time machine, the modified G-Portal called the T-Portal, to work, the Gadget-mobile has to be in a heightened mechanical state...." "A time machine!" "I wonder what our mission is..." "I'm sure they'll tell us any time now..." "Ooh, look, the Chief's got refreshments for us!" "[VRRROOOM!" "]" "Go Go Gadget Grabbers!" "Wha?" "[CHOMP!" "]" "This is terrible!" "[SIGHS]." "CHIEF:" "Intel suggests that MAD plans on going back in time to make the younger Dr. Claw even more evil." "Your mission is to go back in time and stop Talon from giving Claw the fifty most evil plots of all time." "This message will self-destruct." "If MAD succeeds, it could negatively affect the present!" "It's the Butterfly Effect!" "Never trust a butterfly!" "[ZOOOM!" "]" "[WHOOOSH]" "[KAKABOOM!" "]" "Wow, Metro City sure looked different twenty years ago." "Ah." "Okay, let me pull up a digital map so we can find Claw's lair." "No WiFi?" "!" "Oh riiight, we're in the pre-internet Dark Ages." "Not to worry, Penny." "I've got a map." "Go Go Gadget Filing Cabinet!" "Let's see." "A shoe." "A sandwich." "A dust bunny." "A real bunny." "Snowglobe Ah, here it is." "A map to Claw's lair." "I like my evil lair, I like my evil claw," "I will have many henchmen who will wear these stylish, evil uniforms." "I know, I know, MADcat." "I need more evil ambition." "More evil confidence." "I swear - one day I will rule the city." "I just need the right evil plot to get started." "[PORTAL OPENS]" "What the..." "Who are you?" "I'm your nephew, Talon." "Your future self sent me back in time to give you the fifty most evil plots of all time to help you rule the world." "All on hi-def holo-disk." "Sounds gnarly." "Do you have a copy on VHS?" "What's VHS?" "Okay our mission is to break in and stop present Claw from giving past Claw plans to dominate the future." "Wowzers." "Sounds complicated." "My mission was to stop the present" "Claw from becoming a future threat." "Is that... young Uncle Gadget?" "[GROAN]" "Hello, past HQ Agent." "You remind me of a younger version of me." "And you remind me of Chief." "Only older, skinnier, and more Gadget-y." "And as senior agent, I am re-tasking you... me to help me... us find a notorious butterfly that Dr. Claw has recruited." "Huh, VHS." "You stored all your movies on these?" "Yes." "Rad, isn't it?" "That tape contains all my rare home movies." "It's my only copy." "Go Go Gadget Doorbell!" "[SMASH!" "]" "Sorry about the door." "Now, where's the butterfly?" "!" "[YELLLP!" "]" "Claw's first agent." "He doesn't look anything like a butterfly." "Get him, Me!" "Stop them, nephew from the future!" "Seriously?" "A Doomsday Teddy Bear?" "No wonder you never made the top 50!" "Hand over the disk, Talon." "Messing with time is dangerous business." "Messing with me is dangerous business." "[GRUNTS]" "[MRREOW]" "[YELPING]" "Go Go Gadget Handcuffs!" "Whaaaa!" "[BUZZING ALARM]" "My alarm!" "Did I leave the oven on?" "[GASP] That's not your alarm." "That's the Doomsday Teddy Bear!" "Everyone out!" "[BOOM!" "]" "Huh?" "Wowzers!" "Congratulations Us." "We must have destroyed the butterfly in there!" "It was a pleasure working with us." "Mission accomplished." "Now let's get back to the future." "I haven't been online for, like, five minutes." "Wifi here I come!" "Look, just keep on being evil." "I'm sure it'll all work out for you." "Oh, and promote me the minute you meet me in the future." "Later!" "MADcat..." "My one true friend, like totally lost forever because of my greed." "Maybe crime doesn't pay." "[SIGHS]" "[WHIMPER]" "GADGET:" "Ah." "It's nice to be back home in the future." "And it's just like I remember it." "PENNY Okay, nobody panic..." "[HYPERVENTILATING]" "Penny to HQ, come in!" "You've reached HQ." "Chief Claw speaking." "How may I assist you?" "Penny." "Chief Quimby, why is Dr. Claw the Chief?" "!" "Because he's always been Chief." "I'm Deputy Quimby." "No." "Dr. Claw has always been evil." "And you sent us back in time to stop him from becoming more evil." "And to catch a butterfly." "Me Chief?" "And me evil?" "Ha!" "That's rich!" "The only evil in this world is MADcat." "[SIGH] I don't know where we went wrong." "[MECH STOMPS]" "[KABOOM!" "]" "Step on it, Uncle Gadget!" "TALON:" "Seriously, I have to run too?" "[BOOM!" "BOOM!" "]" "By altering the past, we must have changed the present." "A present where MadCat now rules the world!" "Bad Kitty, Bad!" "Who trained you?" "Was it that evil butterfly?" "We have to reverse the Butterfly Effect by going back to the past!" "Let's go." "We'll make it so MADcat's evil empire never happens!" "But I hate time travel." "It always makes me queasy." "[SMASH!" "]" "This place has fantastic feng shui." "Except for all this broken glass." "This explains it." "After we defeated Claw in the past, he must have turned over a new leaf." "Or eaten it." "Like a butterfly." "I never thought I'd say this, but we have to find Good Claw and make him evil again." "[Hey look!" "]" "Nice, Brain!" "He had a yoga class this morning, an anger management meeting at noon." "And right now, he's doing meditation in the park!" "What a totally tubular day." "And what a totally tubular life." "I am so, so happy." "[TIRES SCREECH]" "Dr. Claw, I can't explain, but you have to turn evil again!" "That's bogus." "I've given up my old life of crime for one that's full of love and happiness." "Evil..." "IS NO LONGER A PART OF ME!" "Namaste." "[SPLAT!" "]" "[MENACING MEOW]" "She says she won't allow you to undo the past and ruin her future empire." "Please undo the past and ruin her future empire." "Unhand her, evil canine!" "Good to see me again, you." "Go Go Gadget Evil Canine Catcher!" "Whoa!" "She says "Say goodbye to your futures."" "Look out, Uncles Gadget!" "Ohm..." "No, no, no!" "How dare you interrupt my meditation!" "[ROAR]" "Wow, that didn't take much..." "[MEOW]" "Not this time!" "They did it!" "Uncle Claw is evil again!" "They changed the future..." "wait... that means that Mech MADcat doesn't exist anymore." "[WHIMPERS]" "[ZOOP!" "]" "They disappeared!" "My uncles reversed the butterfly effect!" "Go Go Gadget Elaborate High Five!" "The evil butterfly!" "Stop it!" "Uncle Gadget, we have to go!" "Don't worry, me." "I'll stop that butterfly for you." "I mean me." "Good plan, us!" "Well done." "Your little mission back to the past was a full-on success." "Yes, Chief." "But I'd still like to thank that young cadet who helped us." "There was something about Me, that reminded me of me." "It makes sense." "Trust me." "Oh!" "The T-Portal." "Hello, handsome young cadet." "You forgot this!" "That belongs to the Chief." "[BOOM!" "]" "[GROANS] Why do I bother?" "And the worst of the worst evil plots of all time goes to..." "Dr. Claw!" "For his ridiculous chicken-piranha creation." "Nooooooooo!" "[WHIMPER-SNIFFLE]"