"Whozit who stinks?" "Do they ever wash with soap?" "Papers say barely 11% of Paris Apts. have bathrooms" "Well, one  can  wash in the sink." "These people don't even try" "Maybe a reunion of Paris's champion stinkeroos?" "It's a pure chance" "There's no reason to assume that folks stink any less elsewhere" "No reason." "But jeez, what a smell!" "What's that stench?" "Lady, that's Barbouze, the perfume by Fior" "Oughtta be a law against stinkin' up the area!" " It's me Zazie!" "You my Unkie?" "I am indeed your Unkie" "You smell good!" "It's Barbouze by Fior" "Put some on me." "It's mens perfume" "Hi baby brother" "Hi, Jan" "Thanks for babysitting." "No sweat." "We'll be OK" "Meet you here day after tomorrow  the 6:50 a.m. train" "How's the wife?" "Fine." "Come visit" "Joking?" "I've no time." "When Mom's got a loverboy, the family comes 2nd" "She's got it bad" "Let's go" "We gonna take the metro?" "No" "Whadaya mean no?" "I mean no." "We got Charles' heap" "I've a confession eating' my guts, a True Confession, Confidential!" "I'll forego my infancy" "No, I ain't free, I'm waitin' for my buddy" "Here's my buddy, Gabriel" "Some crumby heap!" "If you ain't having' any..." "Pile in, don't be a snob." "A snob, my ass!" "Your niece is a laugh riot." "Mu God!" "STRIKE" "Bastards!" "To do this to me!" "Not just to you" "It is to me!" "I want to ride the metro bad!" "Big, big Shit!" "Calm yourself" "When'll the strike end?" "Don't ask me, I'm no politico" "T'ain't politics, it's dough" "Ever strike." "Mr.?" "To get my fares raised" "For this icky old heap, they oughtta lower your fares!" "Paris!" "A real cool town" "Dig that, The Pantheon" "Bull!" "It's not the Pantheon?" "No, no, no it's NOT, the Pantheon" "What then?" "Haven't a clue" "Ask a passerby." "Passersby are fools!" "True enough!" "I got it!" "Your Pantheon was Notre Dame" "Maybe, but it's gone!" "Let's drop it" "Kid, how's that for a cool piece of architecture?" "Napoleon's tomb" "You're way out in left field!" "That's the police barracks" "Are you trying to be funny?" "...to make you laugh, my child" "Truth is, he means to be funny" "Don't think you can make fun of me, you beat-up old fools!" "That's your Beat Generation!" "Take your Beat and..." "If you really-wanna-see the REAL tomb of the REAL Napoleon, then I'll take you" "Napoleon, my ass." "That old creep and his sad-sack hat" "So, what interests you?" "THE METRO!" "Metro." "There's your metro!" "The Metro." "The Super-Metro!" "It's the El." "And not the metro?" "I'll explain" "Sometimes the metro comes up for air" "Bull!" "You never tell the truth" "Truth!" "Waht do you, what does anyone know about Truth?" "The Pantheon, Napoleon's tomb, the Notre Dame It's all bullshit!" "What a pity!" "What a pity!" "There!" "Whazzat?" "Who knows" "Watch the birdie; he bites" "Mr. Charles, you're 1 sad apple" "Sad apple, my ass!" "That does it!" "I don't want a foul-mouthed slut in my house talking dirty, and perverting the neighborhood!" "Yackety-yak,that's all you guys can do" "Soup's on" "Ah, consomme!" "Don't push it" "So, little one, Are we tired?" "Are we sleepy?" "Who's we?" "We's you" "What time do you sack-out at home?" "Home and this pad is different, I hope" "Are you saying yes or do you mean yes?" "See, Albertine, how kids reason at her age!" "Why bother with school?" " I wanna go to school till I'm 65." " Till you're 65?" "Yes, I wanna be a teaher" "Good job!" "Great benefits" "Benefits, my ass?" "It's not for the benefits" "Then why teach?" "To piss off the li'l brats!" "In 50 years, 100, 1000 years, I'll still have li'l brats to piss off!" "I'll make 'em chew erasers" "I'll jab compasses in their fat behinds" "I'll kick their bottoms" "I'll wear boots with spurs to tenderize their meat!" "According to what newspapers say on modern education, schools are on a kindness kick," "Stressing sweetness, gentility and understanding" "Doesn't it say so in the papers?" "Right!" "Were they mean to you at school?" "That'd be the day!" "In 20 years, there'll be no more teachers" "They'll be replaced by movies, TV, electronics, and the like" "This was also in the papers" "Isn't that right, Albertine?" "Then, I'll be an astronaut!" "That's got a future" "I'll piss off the Martians!" "Kid thinks big" "You game for a movie?" "Have to be on the job at 11:00" "I'll go with Auntie" "No dice!" "She never goes out without me" "Smooth skin" "She fell right off to sleep" "But tomorrow..." "Don't let her wake me!" "Kids roll out of the sack early" "But I need my beauty sleep... 10 hours, are essential" "Yackety-yak,that's all you guys can do" "Yak, my ass!" "Come again?" "I said, "Yak yak, my ass." Ow!" "What do you mean by that?" "What I mean is, I don't like that kid around" "Like her or lump her..." "that's hard cheese for you" "Gettin' wise, like your niece?" "There's a law against sub-fools like you" "Know what a sub-fool is, you sub-fool?" " Yes!" " What then?" "It means your language stinks" "You're getting on my nerves" "I won't have that brat in this house!" "How's that?" "I won't have that little sucker..." "Can't we get any sleep around here?" "What's this mess?" "Yackety-yak that'sallyouguyscando" " It's a goner" " I'll buy you a new one" "Thanks, but not in pigskin" "Name it, then..." "Kid?" "Sharkskin?" "Russian leather?" "Lizard?" "Crocodile!" "It's expensive but chic" "Your Aunt is so sweet" "And him." "What's  he  doin' here?" "He's the landlord, an A-1 Landlord, a buddy," " 1 sweet guy." " Sweet, my ass" "I hear her "My ass"!" " Go on, and don't talk dirty" " T'ain't me, it's her!" "Squealer!" "Gabriel, you forgot your lipstick" "Li'l one!" "Come here!" "Hurry up!" "Where are you going?" "Come back here right now!" "Come back right away!" "Help!" "Help!" "I don't want to go with that man!" "I don't know him!" " He told me "things..."" " What?" "The kid's running away." "I'm taking her home" " Tell what the nasty man said." " I don't dare" "What'd he want?" "Dis-gusting!" " What DID he want?" " Never heard tell of that one" "Incredible!" " Some folks are real S.O.B.'s!" " What'd he say?" "I don't get it" "Know what my husband dreamed up one day?" "We tried to one time..." "No idea where he got that one..." "Get lost, Jack, I says to my husband..." "Jeez, I've never been so scared" "That'll teach you" "Well, it didn't kill you" "The kid took off!" "The kid took off!" "The kid took off?" " They thought me a lech!" " Get jitters?" "It was worse than bombs!" "Bombs!" "They never scared me, as long as they were British" "I wasn't scared either" "Result: they never hit me" "I got a big bang out of those fireworks." "Boom!" "There goes a munitions dump!" "A station blown sky high!" " A factory in smithereens!" " Paris burning." "What a show!" "The good old days!" "Whassamatter kiddie, feelin' blue?" "That bad eh?" "Poor itty-bitty kiddie" "Do your folks beat you?" "You lost something and are afraid to tell them" " Tell me." "You can trust me" " Why should I?" "'Cuz I love little boys and girls" " Then you are an old lech!" " Absolutely not" "During the German occupation," "I was screwing up 6 ways 'til Sunday" "Germans, controls, fines, requisitions." "Never any luck!" "Thank God I inherited this joint." "Quit bitchin'!" " What's this?" " Flea Market" "Where Rembrandts are dirt cheap for resale to Americans?" "Not just Rembrandts." "Shoes." "Lavender." "Tacks." " And G.I. surplus?" " Yes, and real good french fries" "I love G.I. surplus" "They got mussels, guaranteed non-poisonous" "They got blue-jeans?" "Sure, and compasses, too" "Who cares!" "I want blue-jeans" "Let's go see" "I don't trust you!" "Got any jeans for the kid?" "I'll get them" "CLEARANCESALE" "These'll never wear out" "Big deal!" "In a year she'll outgrow 'em" " For a kid brother?" " Got none" " In a year, who knows?" " No way." "Her mom's dead" "Say, I'm sorry..." "Let me get it straight." "Why are kids jeans G.I. surplus?" "The Americans had kids in their army?" "Sure." "Takes all kinds to fight a war" "How much for these?" "I throw 'em in free with the jeans" "Hungry, kiddie?" "What say you to some mussels?" " Or french fries?" " Both" "Wine" "Impossible!" "You sure slop it up slower than my Pop" "He'd have put away 10" " Your Pa drinks alot?" " He did!" "He croaked" "Really?" "Were you very sad when he died?" " Joking?" "With what went on!" " What went on?" "Hustle the mussels!" "Remember?" "Housewife Hacks Hubby with Hatchet?" "You don't read the news?" "Get you, tryin' to talk it up with me!" "So, the Housewife was Mom" "Naturally, the Hubby was Pop" "It made the front page." "Mom got a bit-shot lawyer, from Paris... a real idiot." "But he got her off" "Everybody cheered Mom" "Damn near gave her a medal" " Are you interested?" " Not particularly" "Hypocrite!" "Come on!" "Don't pout, I'll tell you the story..." "Mom could not stand Pop so Pop was sad and began drinking" "You with it?" "It happened last year..." "A Sunday in October," "I had just returned from football..." "Popwasallaloneinthehouse All alone, waiting Waiting for nothing special Just waiting..." "So I come in" "Pop is drunk as a skunk" "He starts to kiss me" "So what?" "He's my Pop" "That was incredible" "Then the door opens slowly" "You see, Mom had told him..." ""I'm leaving to buy spaghetti and pork"" "But she was lying." "Pretty smart, eh?" "So she oozes in, real quiet" "Pop wasn't paying attention!" "That's how mom sent him to heaven" "Still, mom got off the hook" "With congrats, yet" "Don't you think that takes the cake?" "Help!" "I don't want to go with that man!" "I don't know him!" " He said 'things'" " What?" "Li'l thief!" "She swiped them blue-jeans from my shop" " Bad kid!" " What a shame!" "She never learned that property is sacred?" "What if I took you to the cops?" "They'd throw you in jail" "Pity on this child, sir" "It's not her fault she's underprivileged" "Don't blame her." "Hunger made her do it" "Haven't you ever been hungry?" "Hungry?" "Lady, I myself am an ex-orphan" "We'll see what your folks say" "Unkie, a cop wants to talk to you" "You're a copper?" "Me?" "I'm a poor peddler" "Pedro Surplus, they call me" "Don't buy it." "He's a cop" "Gag a minute, this kid" "Don't talk without a lawyer" "She thinks I'm a dope" "No respect for her elders" "This is all bull." "I'd rather go" "So you live by exploiting little girls?" "Me?" "The kid was working the Flea Market" "What's your occupation?" "Entertainer" "The kid claims you're a night watchman" "A white lie" "What... type of entertainer?" " Spanish ballerina" " I see." "So you are..." "Of course not." "I do a skit in a skirt in a nightclub, strictly for laffs" "With my waist, you see?" "Aha!" "Sodomy, presbyterianism, and homosexuality!" " What's a hormosexual?" " A man who wears blue-jeans" "Bull!" "Take that off!" "No." "They're mine!" "Kick him out!" "What if he's a copper?" "So what?" "Love can flower at 1st sight" "I have a few questions for Madame" "Shoot" "Occupation?" "Housewife?" "Which means...?" "Which means, for instance, dumping the garbage" "One burger" "Hello, Charles." "Lunch with us?" " Thought it was all set." " Just reminding you" "I ain't forgotten" "I'm confirming!" "Why confirm it?" "It's set" "Hurry up, let's eat!" "23 MINUTES LATER" "So what's this guy saying?" "Nothing" "He's eating?" " Boy can he eat!" " Did he start with sardines?" "Same as you" " And to drink?" " Dago red" " How much?" " Half a bottle" "My plate!" "What're you thinking?" "I'm thinking of Charles" "Serious hunk of man..." "He has a good job, makes good money!" "He's not too old and not too young!" "He's good-looking, healthy..." "Thrifty" "A real dream boat!" "Trouble is, he's too romantic" "Got a shoelace?" "I just popped one" "I'm closed, come back at 2" " Ain't these laces?" " Hands off, mister!" "You can't refuse me a lace." "It ain't human" "Don't cry to soften me up!" "Cop!" "Lecher!" "Insults; the thanks I get for bringing her back to her folks" " And What folks!" " What's wrong with 'em?" " Her Unkie's a..." " Drop dead!" "Who gives orders to whom?" "Gabriel's a good citizen." "We like him." "He's got sex appeal" "Cut it out!" " Gabriel's O.K." " Prove it" " He's married." " Proves nothin'" "Henri III was married, too;" "to Louise de Vaudemont" "That dame was Queen of France?" "Why you bird-doggin' 'round here anyway?" "I restored a lost kid to her family" "And now it's me who's lost" "The metro's that-a-way" "You don't understand." "I've lost My Self" " What do you mean?" " Like, ask me anything" "Ask me my name, maybe" "O.K. Name?" "I haven't a clue" " I never learned it by heart" " Why learn a name by heart?" " What's yours?" " Gridoux" "See, you memorized yours" "You're right" "I don't even know if I ever had a name" "Impossible!" "It ain't possible to say it ain't possible" " And how old are you?" " Search me" "When I'm asked what I do, you know!" "It's not that I don't want to say, but..." "Yes, of course" " The metro's still that-a-way?" " This way... that way..." "But the metro's on strike!" "Paris is coolsville" "Beats me why Paris is always pictured as a lady" "What?" "I didn't know you dug good-talk" "A sudden strike of genius" "Us artists are like that" "Take a look at that" "The Pantheon, Napoleon's Tomb," "The Follies-Bergeres," "The metro" "Jeez." "Makes me dizzy" " Ain't that high" " All the same..." " There's Charles' heap!" " Oh, my glasses!" "Igotaconfessioneatin' my guts..." "A True Confession, Confidential!" "Forget my childhood." "I was young then" "Forget my education." "I had so little of it" "As to my military service;" "I won't get into it" "Iamloathtoboastofit" "A bachelor since birth, life has made me what I am" "Up, Down..." "Down, Up ...Over, Under, In, Out Such is the life of man until he dies" ".A taxi bringeth him An elevator removeth..." "The Eiffel Tower, the Pantheon..." "...all Paris, yet -- a dream..." "Zazie's a dream... and all this jazz a dream within a dream" "A dream within a dream..." "A dream within a dream!" "20 years since I been up" " How old're you?" " Guess" "You're pretty beat-up... 25?" " Plus 10" " You don't look it" " How about Unkie?" " He's 32" "Looks older" "Don't tell him." "He'd cry" "'Cause he's a hormosexual?" "Where'd you get that one?" "The copper said so" "Not true" "Yes, true" "I mean, it ain't true about Gabriel" "What makes him hormosexual?" "...The perfume?" " You got it." " That's no crime" " Are you hormosexual?" " Me?" "A Fairy?" " No, you're a cabbie." " You see!" "I don't see a thing." "So, why ain't you married?" " Never found the one." " Picky, ain'tcha?" " Would you go for me?" " You're a kid" " Some kids marry at 10" " Do I send you?" "Heck no" " You've screwy ideas." " True." "I wonder where I get 'em" "Way down below the graves are slopping over with ex-Parisians" "who raced up and down stairs, who banged around in the streets, who did so much, that they X-ed out of the picture" "Pleasure, waves them onstage a hearse drags them off" "The Eiffel rusts quicker than the bones in water of death," "which rot in the crud of this dead city" "But me, I'm alive" "That much I know for sure" "Of the cabbie and my niece, 1000 feet up, of my sweet missus, Albertine, back at our pad," "Ionlyknowatthis  exact instant, they're not here," "so it is as though they were dead" "A whim produces us..." "A whim seduced us..." "Hurry it up!" "Gabriel!" "What's up, Doc?" "Where in hell are my Krauts?" "No car?" "Want a lift to Ste." "Chapelle, that Gothic jewel?" "No." "I'm with Charles." "Good-bye" "Answer me!" "You're a pain!" "I don't like your questions" "You just don't know the answers" " Where were we?" " I ain't the marrying kind" "Not all women ask questions, like me" "What're you talking about?" "You're a brat!" " 'Scuse me!" "I menstruate!" " Keep it clean, OK?" " Clean?" "It's life." " It's not life" "You should know, in your racket" "I heard cabbie's see all types of sexuality" "Cut it out!" "That's all you can say!" "Boy, you're repressed!" "Come back, tell me about it" "Whatssamatter?" "You afraid of me?" "Same routine, sexuality, same old jazz," "dis-gusting..." "They're 1-track minded" " Where're you going?" " I'm takin' off!" " What about us?" " Take the metro!" "I've had it with that brat!" "Unkie, I want an ice cream" " Where're we going?" " My rehearsals's at 6" " Grab a cab." " With the metro strike" " Why'd Charles slink off?" " No reason" " That's no reason." " He just split." " Tell me why" "That jazz you talk is too grown-up for him" "What if I talk jazz to you?" "Try me" "Like, are you hormosexual, answer me, yes or no?" "Poor Charles" "Answer!" "Cutie-pie, you're hurting the nice man" " You mustn't brutalize adults" " He won't answer me" "Is that a reason, lovey?" "We should all try to avoid violence" "It's reprehensible" "Reprehensible, my ass" "Lay off the kid, OK?" " Some educator you are." " Educator, my ass" "She has such a foul mouth!" "Mind your own beeswax!" " I've my ideas on education" " Such as?" "First, understanding" "What about my question, hey?" "I've had it with you" "Be understanding, now" "Are you making a pass at my Unkie?" "He's married" "I'm still a virgin, you know and a widow, to boot" "My rehearsal!" "I'll never make it" " Unkie, my question..." " Try asking me" " Is he a hormosexual?" " Him?" "Sure he is" "Really!" "You're tough on women" "Answer her question;" "to educate her" "You gonna tell me, yes or no?" "What's a hormosexual?" "Help!" "Help!" "Kidnappers!" "I won't take that shit!" " Tired?" " No." "Dis-gusted" "Officer, a man was kidnapped." "A hunk o' man!" "Hurry!" "It's my Unkie!" "I got a car." "Kidnappers, beware!" " She not such a jerk." " Most kind of you" "Don't mention it" " You done, ladies?" " Who asked you aboard?" " Women!" "You asked me!" " Words make no sense anymore" "That's just like a cop!" "And judges are even worse" " They all stink!" " Haven't I seen you before?" "I doubt it" " She could be right." " Most kind, dear" "A pleasure, my dear." " Too sweet of you" "They'll drive me whack-o!" "It ain't possible" "A cute cop like you knows a trick or 2" "Strictly legal, of course" "You'll see what Trouscaillon's made of!" "His name's Trouscaillon!" "I'm just plain Mrs Me, like everyone else!" "My rehearsal!" " He's wonderful!" " A sheep" "Isn't he cute?" "Unkie; the cop:" "You're insatiable!" "Where's Ste." "Chapelle, that Gothic jewel?" "Forget my education  I did" "As to my military service..." "Cpt." "Fedor Balanovitch welcomes you aboard" "We are now directly over the Trocadero" "Altitude 5'11"." "Airspeed, 6 knots" "Left, the Soc." "Security Bldg, apex of out civilization" "I can't take it anymore!" "I'll try a short cut" "Mme., Could you be lost?" "The zephyr has wafted us off our course" "And here's the Ste." "Chapelle, that Gothic jewel" "Hurry up, it's gonna close!" " He's growing on me..." " She's out to lunch" "Your driving is masterful" "Your rehearsal WAS at 6:00" "Traffic." "Did the missus bring my new dress?" "The missus?" "Man THAT's news!" "Put the token on my tab" "The # you've dialed is no longer..." "Oh, it's you!" "Mado?" "Run tell Albertine..." " I can't, I'm alone." " Clients?" "Boot 'em out" "I can't boot Charles." "He's proposing" "Congrats." "But it's urgent!" " So?" "Yes or no?" " This is so sudden" "I got to think it over" "Yes?" "or no, yet?" "Yes" "Gabriel?" "Mado and I... are engaged" "I'm announcing' our nups" "No difference, but it makes screwing legal" "Gotta celebrate the nups" "All of you come watch my number" "Tell Albertine to hurry with the dress" "Say, is the kid home yet?" "This tops it all off!" "I oughtta fire you" "Thanks for ditching' me" "Left me stuck with that old bag" "Some job!" "A fanny-wiggler in a dive" "Are you OK?" "I'm engaged..." " You're pregnant?" " Not yet" "But we're getting married anyway" "This calls for a drink." "Allow me to offer you a drop" " You sure talk good." " It comes natural" " You've hardly touched it" " I'm driving" "I nearly forgot:" "Gabriel says hurry with the dress" "He's asked us all for drinks tonight" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "At their age!" "I'm losing my head" "Ain't we all?" "You here?" " You 'n the cop are a real yak." " A yak to you, to us it's real" "Real, my ass" "I simply must get dressed" "What threads should I wear?" "I can't picture you naked" "It's just us girls" "Alone?" "Out for a stroll, my dear" "It's no time to walk alone" "I'm waiting for the gang." "We'll see Unkie dance" "That elephant?" "In a tutu, yet" "May I walk with you?" "I'm so-o lonely" "Be understanding with adults" "Ah, love!" "It's great!" "Someday you'll know" "No smut, lady, or I call a cop." "A DIFFERENT cop" "Cruel child" "Poor old bag." "Still, cops ain't my dish" "Of course, if your uncle had only..." "Lay off my Unkie, he's married and you ain't stacked like my Aunt" "Trouscaillon is enough for me" "Because Love is..." " You're a broken record" " Then bye!" "An engagement..." "That calls for a virgin-white blouse" "Then, mine can be off-white" "What about your green and purple skirt?" "You like me in it?" " You bet." "You were dreamy." " Then you know I'm alive?" "I'm pretty big on you" "Indeed?" "You're the greatest" "You really built." "And oh, so-o chic" "You exaggerate" "You're the most" "Why don't we see you more often?" "Yes, why don't we?" "You, the picture of Beauty and Hygiene..." "I'm not the show-off type" "Wait!" "I hit even harder" "Why'd you ask us over tonight?" "You who hide behind the veil of modesty, who flees the admiring throngs" "The cabbie's engaged?" "Who dat old goon?" " I hate parrots." " See an analyst" "I seek to analyze my dreams" "What dreams?" "Of wet-nurses" "What's wrong Mr. Gabriel?" "Stage-fright" "You're on!" "Stage-fright!" "On accounta me?" " No, Mr. Pedro" " Why Mr. Pedro?" "'Cuz that was your name this morning" "Forget it." "I did" "Wanna know what I'm after?" "Couldn't care less" "Dis-gusting" "I've got some questions for you" "I won't talk" "But I am Inspector Bertin-Poiret" "My card" "An obvious phoney" "Ever see a gangster movie?" "I'd have you busted." "No warrant, violation of domicile..." "I could go for the violation bit" "I've got you under my skin" "Minute I saw you, I wanted in" "And baby, it's cold outside" "I am rather impatient by nature" "I got it BAD" "You're a phoney cop" "Do you think that real cops can't fall in love?" "You're a fool" "Some cops can't get to 1st base" "My fatal charm..." "My fatal charm will slam a four-bagger" "You must be kidding!" "Just wait until my sex appeal goes to work" "And if it doesn't work?" "Then I'll jump you" "The A.M., it was Zazie" "But a real looker like you..." " Where's the gang?" " They bore me" " I'll get your bag." " I play the field" "This A.M., the kid" "At 12, you, baby-doll, you." "In the P.M., that society broad" "The Baroness Me. 1 look at me, and she's over me like a cheap suit" "5 minutes later, I'm a baron" "Am I too hi-class for you?" "You don't dig my fatal charm?" " Why get clothesed?" " You mean "clothed"" "Ya can't show me" "Look it up" "So!" "An egghead, yet" "Let's see:" "Cloam, Clonic..." "All households words..." "Clote... here it is:" "Clothe!" "I clothe, I clothed, I am clothed" ""Clothed!" I was right" "Unclasp, unclothe:" "Opposite of "Clothe"" ""Unclothe" Get it?" "UNCLOTHE!" "Take everything off, my darling" "Gabriel's show is the best" " But no new material." " That's show people" "They always plug the same routine." " Don't we all?" " Not me." "I keep changing my act." " Because your act stinks" "It's always a big ol' flop" "You're a Grade "A" ham" " Even in uniform?" " It don't help" "It's the lecher!" " Where's the moustache?" " Left it home" "Disturbing the peace..." "Making a public nuisance..." "Look again." "I'm a copper" "Onion Soup!" "Gabriel, I hereby proclaim and decree, when it comes to dancing," "You're Top Banana!" "Cheer up." "Ugly as you are, you're sure to hook a new man" "Onion soup." "Wine That's the life!" "Chow down, Zazie" "Let her sleep." "Let her dream" "That hag's still aboard?" "Be charitable." "Right, old hag?" "You're kind." "Chilrden are heartless" "How long's she gonna yak on?" "Can it!" "The old bag's had it" " The ladies hate our 'kraut?" " You guessed it" "Foreigners griping about French cuisine!" " Know what that costs?" " You tell me?" "I'm in the business" "It goes down easy" "See?" "You can't lose face" "People are fools, including you" "Is it the prices?" "They're fair but the taxes!" "Take your hands off me!" "Revenge!" "1 for Laverdure, 1 for Mado..." "To hell with cops!" "God is dead!" "Yes, it is I, Prince Haroun al Raschid," "whom you have known, yet little appreciated" "Trouscaillon!" "Dream boat!" "Too stupid." "I, who have high-yield investments" "Crooked arm of the law, noctivigant rogue, hunter of widows and orphans" "I gaily don the mask of confusion and error" "Go to bed." "I'll care for the kid" "The strike's over!" "An idiot at that" "If he insists, maybe I won't say no, but," "I won't run after him no more" "Bye Albert" "Bye, Sir" "So, did you have fun?" " So-so." " See the metro?" "So what did you do?" "I grew up some"