"Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Did we really make it?" "Yes!" "One should have a good look at his future mother-in-law." "Mine is very pretty." "It's going to last, Marianne!" "Dear Kresten, two years ago you joined this company and conquered our hearts." "Alone in this world, without a family, a past, but that's why I hired you, with enormous drive." "I trust you, Kresten, and I expect a lot from you." "That's why I can commit Claire to you with a good conscience." "Please hang the veil there, but kiss me first!" "Come on!" "Mikkelsen?" "Gerner Mikkelsen?" "What the hell do you want?" "That's a really bad time now." "Is he there?" "Of course I'm coming." "What's going on?" "I'm sorry I have to leave." "To Lolland." "To Lolland?" "My father has died." "Your father?" "But you don't have a father." "Yes, I had one." "Why did you lie?" "I had fallen out with him." "I haven't seen them in 10 years." "Them?" "Who else?" " I've got a brother, too." " Now that's enough!" " Oh, stop it." " Why didn't you say anything?" "He's an idiot." " What was his profession?" " He was a tax consultant." "In Nakskov or Saxköbing or something like that." "Is she OK?" "Calm down." "It's only for a couple of days." " It's not my fault that he died." " Where does he live?" " On a farm." " Farm?" "Farmer boy!" " Should I come with you?" " No, I would have to explain too much." "I'll hurry up." "She's OK!" "Two days?" "Hello, darling." "You drove quickly." "Liar!" "No, I read telegrams." "By the way, you should call father." "He thinks it's a bit weird." "Kresten?" "Something wrong?" "No, everything's OK." "It's just strange to be here again." "No, that's just the cows." "Darling, I have to stop." "Kiss you, too." "Bye." "What about your brother?" "The day after tomorrow I have to be back in Kopenhagen." " You'll have to take him with you." " What other possibilities are there?" "There has to be a nursing home." "If somebody has family, we don't do much." "That can take months." "We're on the countryside here." "Thanks for the call." "Some families take care of that themselves, get a housekeeper." "You can afford it." "I'll call when I need you." "I bet you do." "Are you still angry because I took her from you?" "Vivi..." "She sang like a nightingale, when I was at it with her." "You probably never heard her sing?" "Piss off now, Gerner." "Rud?" "Rud!" "Hello." "Come here, Rud." "Come!" "You hear me?" "I know what you like to eat." "I haven't forgotten that, either." "Ouch!" "You got hard fingers, Kresten." "Father should get a nice funeral." " Does your car have a sliding roof?" " Yes." "An automatic one." "And father's car?" "It can play..." " Is that your car?" " Yes." "You want to go for a ride?" "But shave first, and change your clothes." "Hello Jorgen, this is Kresten." "Yes, that's a crappy thing." "I'll explain it to you later." "No, we didn't have a lot of contact." "Money is playing a role, too." "Yes?" "Why didn't he do that?" "Put me through to him." "Yes." "Later, Jorgen." "Hello, Lasse." "This is Kresten." "What's going on there?" "Can't I leave you for two days?" "Then take care of it!" "There are 400 cargos." "Invite him to dinner or get him a hooker, I don't care." " And I need the numbers!" " Here you kissed Ingrid." "You saw that?" "You kissed Ingrid with tongue." "What?" "No signal?" "What?" "What should we do now, Rud?" "The chickens have to be fed." "First we'll make sure that father gets a proper funeral." "There we used to paddle on a tractor's wheel." "And you know what we'll do then?" "We'll sell the farm and and get you a nice home." "I've got a home." " I've got a home." " You can visit me..." " I've got a home." " Rud, listen." "We'll go to the Tivoli." " Calm down, Rud." " I've got a home." "I've got a home." "I've got a home." "The furniture has to be sold, the antiques, and all the rest." "Very nice." "Do you want to hear the birds?" "Did you hear them?" "Rud does that." "Yes, my brother." "Rud, that's his name." "R-U-D." "He's not as batty as I thought." "Rud, come on in." "Get up, come on." "OK, stay here." "Then there's going to be no cake afterwards." "Until the end he took care for his son Rud, who lived with him." "He didn't have an easy life." "Karlo Jensen has had a lot of tough times in his life." "He was cut to the quick by the loss of his wife, Inge." "The Lord lets his light shine over those, who have seen the devil." "Thanks for the nice sermon." "Fly high into the light!" "Did anyone ever read to your brother from the bible?" "People with a mental defect can also be very religious." "Can Rud Jensen read?" "Two friends are getting you off on the telephone." ""Do me,..." ""...hard and quickly!"" " "Listen how I tickle my pussy."" " Thanks." "He never paid for the pigs he bought at my father's." "Are we having cake now?" "I haven't seen your father in ten years." "He was a bit confused, he burned all the furniture." " Do you have any chairs?" " Sure." " It was hard when the animals died." " You know of the prosecution?" " No." "I'm glad I escaped from this dump." " I married Lennart." " Lennart?" "A bit naive, but very nice." "We live in Lögtofte." "We'll meet some time!" "Have a good time, Britta." "He's probably hunting spaceships in the corn field." "Kresten, we must sing." "Just like we always do." " Don't you like it?" " Where is my money, Rud?" "Rud!" " Rud!" " I don't have any money." "The petrol station is closed." "Were you there?" "What did you buy?" "I don't have any money." " Are you hiding lottery tickets in your underwear?" " No!" "That's enough now, Rud!" "Go to your room!" "Go to bed!" "Seeking housekeeper for family with nice countryside home." " Bruce Springsteen." " Not an actor." "He's a super singer and he looks great also." "Go on!" "Big house with lake view, no children, only Sören Pilmark." "Very good looking, funny and intelligent "Gonge-Chief!"" "Bali..." "Candidasi." "I take Richard Gere, because his guru is Swamina Arnanda." "Six to eight kids with Jean-Claude van Damme." "A great butt and dreamy brown eyes." "Good actor." "Go on!" "Bruce Willis." "My breasts are bigger than his wife's, and real." "Liva!" "It's your turn!" " I don't want to." " Yes, you do." "Come on now!" "Boris Jelzin, because he doesn't drink." "Come on, we'll get some balloons!" "That idiot again?" "Screw it." "Come on now!" "Liva..." "I'm looking at you, Liva." "The whole time." "Always." "I'm always close to you." "My dear little whore." "I'm watching you, right now." "Finally, Liva." "Liva..." "Of course I am Liva Psilander." "Bjarke's elder sister." "Can I talk to Bjarke?" "Thanks." "Bjarke, what the hell is going on here?" "What are you doing in the headmaster's office?" "I've told you, you can't live here." "You're in deep shit?" "What should I say then?" "Bjarke?" "Don't spill on the Persian rug!" "My grandfather brought that from the orient." "You're so strong..." "I wouldn't want to be punished by you, even if it was necessary." "But life doesn't work without punishment." "Already as a child..." " Isn't that a bit old fashioned?" " No." "Not at all." "I'm still a member of the school's disciplinary committee." "We're still teaching the strict way." " What does that mean?" " I just fustigated one." " A pupil?" " Yes." "Bjarke Psilander." "Damn!" "Yes, hello?" "A moment, please." "Hello?" "This is Horsted-Petersen." "No, no, not at all." "We have a lien on it." "We're over-insured." "It is clearly water damage." "Can I call you back?" "No, keep those protectors of historic buildings away from me!" "I'm watching you, you little whore." " Next time I'll fuck your cunt." " You don't have to be afraid of him." " He's just venting." " That's one of those psychopaths" "I don't care." "I want to get away from this idiot." "Go and become a tourist guide!" "Lanzarote, sweet Italians..." "There are no Italians on Lanzarote." "And what will I do with Bjarke?" " Could it be one of your clients?" "Are there perverts amongst them?" " Only perverts." "We should catch him and prick out his eyes." "Apply for a secret number!" "I've already had three!" "He must have contacts." "Two days, and he's got my number." "The police doesn't give a shit." "Those arseholes." "Well, it's about this pharmaceutical company." "The boss is an alcoholic and eats pills all the time." "But he's keen on big tits." "Your job, Pernille." "A guy in a grey suit will then show the others who they should take care of." "Oh yes!" "Listen..." "Don't you touch me!" "A good client, isn't he?" "Loaded." "Not particularly clever to pee on his rug." "Are you nuts?" "That was really too much." "I know that you hear me." "Oh, Liva..." "Take it..." "My little pink whore..." "Who's there?" "What do you want, you pervert?" "You psychopath!" "What do you want?" "Not now, Rud." "We have to work." "We'll sing another time." " Stop that!" " You can't smell like that if we've got visitors." "I don't want any visitors!" "Behave yourself." "She'll work for us." "And think about our deal!" "I don't want to lie." "Father didn't want that." "We've always lived here, haven't we?" "Why do I have to wash myself, Kresten?" "Because it's necessary." " Stop it, Rud!" " The lights have landed." "Rud!" "The circles are taking Rud!" "The circles are taking Rud!" "Mifune!" "Do you remember Mifune?" "Mifune?" "Shall we go look for Mifune?" "Mifune." "Shall Kresten and Rud look for him?" "Do you remember?" "He's here." "Toshiro Mifune." "I think, he's here." "Mifune!" "Rud, he's here!" "You big, mean seventh Samurai!" "Where are you?" "Mifune, come here!" "Run away, Rud!" "Run, Rud!" "Hello?" "Hello!" " Oh... hello." " Hello." "Liva Psilander." " I've brought my recommendations." " Very nice." "Kresten Jensen." "I'm playing this game with my brother, where I..." "He was just here a second ago." "You are..." "You don't look..." " ..." "like a housekeeper." " What's that supposed to mean?" "Well..." "I expected a 60 year old matron weighing 200 pounds." "And you..." "I had rather expected..." "No." "Linda!" "Why are you so posh?" "She's only supposed to work for us." "Be nice and say hello." "Rud!" "Think about what we said." "Linda." "Hello." "They're going to land in the marsh." "The lights." " The lights?" " Yes." "Valentin." "The lights are landing in the marsh." "Yes." "I'll inform the others." "Oh, shit." "It's going to break soon." "Our father has just died." "Let's see how things will go on now." "You can empty it outside." "We're busy!" "Leave her alone." "She has to get accomodated." " I have to go to Kopenhagen." "You help her here." " Yes." "Stop that spaceship crap." "Yes." "Get a grip on yourself." "Herning's chickens aren't tasty." " Why not?" " They're white Italians." "Who's Henning?" "I don't know." "But Herning is my friend." "Can you cook something else?" "What do you like?" "Rissoles, bratwurst, spaghetti, fish fillet, pork loin..." "Then you'll get that." "We'll sort everything else out tomorrow." "Kresten has never liked poultry." "two crazy brothers." "One called me Linda." " They call her Linda." " Nuts!" "Are there any neighbours?" "It's 20 minutes to the mailbox." "Better put a club under your bed." "Who knows..." " Kick them in the balls!" " Not until they hurt me." "They will for sure, if they've been living alone with the chickens for 30 years!" "You're so concerned..." "One of them is coming." "Thanks." "Did you hear that?" "That was Rud, the idiot." "He gave me a UFO." " Good night, Kresten." " Are you sick?" "To bed so early?" "Linda has gone to bed, too." "Liva!" "Her name's Liva." "Stop calling her Linda, will you." "Her name is Liva." "You wouldn't like being called Rudi either, would you?" " I wouldn't mind." " But her name is Liva." "Is that clear?" " Good night." " Good night." "No darling, that's not a good idea." "We don't have a single piece of furniture here." "We'll meet halfway." "Restaurant Mogenstrup, at 8 o'clock?" "Nonsense!" "A restaurant!" "I want to see the house you grew up in." "I can leave right away." "But later I've got to meet with Torben." "I see, you have an appointment." "Yes, I've got some former girlfriends here, too." "Stop it, darling." "I was only kidding." "Of course I won't." "Kiss you, my darling." "Bye." " Good morning." " Good morning." "Breakfast is ready." "Yes." "Don't you have any animals?" "Yes, we've got chickens." "And a cat." "But it has no name." " It must have some name." " No." " Just think of a name." " It used to have a name." "It was called Freja." "But it never came, if you called it." "So father said that it shouldn't have a name." "That's why it's got no name?" "No?" "We used to have pigs in the old cowshed." "But that wouldn't work either." " They don't give any milk." " No." "They disappeared." "We've got grain and sugar beets." "But those aren't animals." "The acres are now leased out." " Morning." " Good morning." "We'll leave immediately." "I have to go to Kopenhagen for a few days." " When are you leaving?" " Tomorrow morning." "You should have a good time." "Do you like wine?" " Rud doesn't drink." " That should do." "I'm sure you like getting flowers." "The freezer is in the pantry." "Well, Gerner, any news?" " Who's that then?" " She works for us." "I see." "Where did you get her from?" " None of your business." " How long will she stay?" "Until we've found something for Rud." " There's a place free in Otterup." " Otterup?" "That's a madhouse." "Rud won't go there." "Who do you think you are?" "That's where loonies belong, and a place like that should be set on fire." " Did you hear her sing?" " Goodbye, Gerner." " You can't handle her, can you?" " Bye." "It doesn't make any sound." "Otherwise you'd hear it in the cornfield." "Does your brother also believe in UFOs?" "No." "He's not like us." "He doesn't believe in crop circles either." "We have to get up early." "Good night!" "Good night, Rud." "He's really sweet." "Has he always been like that?" "Yes." " Is your room OK?" " Yes, it's fine." "How do you earn a living here?" "My company is in Kopenhagen." "Are you a businessman or a farmer?" "What will I get for the answer?" "Oops!" "That would almost have ruined the good mood." "Do you have a light bulb?" "Err... yes." " Is there a rag somewhere?" " How about your shirt?" " Don't make fun of a farmer's dress." " Hold that for a sec." " Caution, it's hot." " You're quite tall." " Yes, and proficient." "Thanks." "Care for a whisky, until it's cooled down?" "Excuse me?" "I'm looking for Kresten Hostrup-Jensen." "Yes, he's here." "Hello." "Well then..." "Good night." "What kind of a place is that?" "What's going on here, Kresten?" "Who's that woman?" " Claire, listen" " No!" "Don't touch me!" "What's going on here?" "Claire, damned!" " Give me the car keys!" " Listen" " It's my car, give me the keys." " They're inside." " Thanks." " I'll explain it to you!" "Claire, why are you acting like that?" "Let me explain" "Do you have to?" "One minute, and I'll explain!" "There's nothing to explain." "Forget it." "It won't work." " You're out of your mind!" " Just listen!" "Claire, now just listen!" " Calm down!" " I am calm." " Come here, darling." " Leave me alone!" "I hate you!" "I hate you!" "You lie and smell like cow dung!" "Now calm down finally, Claire!" "Claire, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm getting a divorce!" "I'm getting a divorce, you psychopath!" "Did she beat you, too?" "You too?" "She also beat Kresten." "Did she hit hard?" "What was going on?" "Was that you wife, or what?" "No, an ex-girlfriend who is pursuing me." "Strange way to pursue somebody." "Wouldn't it be better if I left?" "You are going to Kopenhagen anyway, and I won't stay here alone as a babysitter for Rud." "Especially not if that nutjob comes and beats him up." "Have a look around:" "It didn't say anything about that in the advertising." "I don't want to get involved with anything." "I'm sorry." "Wait!" "Here you go:" "A raise!" "Will you stay now?" " Do you really need me here?" " Of course, therefore the raise." "We can't handle it alone." "We can't do the dishes, we can't clean up." "We can do nothing." "There's no way without you." "Is she here again?" "No." "She took the car." "Hello?" "Where are you?" "How's the rug?" "It stinks like piss." "Like your piss." "He's sleeping." "I've been beating him up for two hours." "Now Bjarke owes me a visit to the Tivoli." "That's why I'm calling." "They've kicked Bjarke out of the boarding school." "Oh crap." "Can't you talk to them?" "No." "He has to be collected on Friday." "You don't really want to know." "Try with the fire extinguisher in the headmaster's office!" "Rud!" " Where is Liva?" " With the bees." "He doesn't want to talk to me?" "He's my father-in-law!" "Rud says, your brother is in trouble?" "He's welcome to live here for a few weeks." "I have to go to Kopenhagen, and it's not easy with Rud." "Why do you live here all alone?" " Father had been taking care of Rud." " And your mother?" "What about her?" "She hanged herself on Denmark's oldest oak." "She was interested in history." "It was over there in the forest." "I had to take her down." " Why did she do that?" " I don't know." "Father never talked about it, and she didn't leave a letter." "Rud often hangs around at that place." " Please stay!" " Yes, but I have to pick up Bjarke." "Sure, we have a new car after all." "Rud, take that thing off." "You'll frighten the boy." "What the hell is this?" "I won't stay here." "Your room is next to mine." "Talk to the boy." "His name is Bjarke." "What a dump!" "I'll catch salmonellea here!" "And what's with you?" "You're gay." "Old queen!" "Idiot..." "Wanker..." "Cunt!" "Stop it." "Be nice to Rud." " He reminds me of my teacher." " That's enough." "Stay cool!" "Tell him what you really do." " She flies with Valentin." " Yeah yeah, flying with Valentin" "Stop it now!" "Bjarke, goddamned!" "Stop it." "Pull yourself together." "Damn farmer mob." "What am I supposed to do here anyway?" "Remember school." "What if those idiots find out that you're betraying them?" "We're not staying that long." "Be nice to Rud." "We're back in an hour." "Bring me something to smoke, "Linda"." " What brand?" " Minigolf." "What did you do that for?" "Give me the book back!" "Where is my book, damned?" "I'll kick your arse, spastic!" "Lolland's nicest butt." "Kresten and I have always had the same taste." "Really?" "With one difference:" "I've got more sense for detail." "Such a nice tight butt..." " Did he molest you?" " Not at all." "Have you ever been to Africa?" "Then come on with me." "Wait here." "A male." "They love attention." "And the females?" "The females are honest, diligent and frugal." "What's up?" " You've got a guy?" " A guy?" "That's none of your business." "There are no secrets at the countryside." "There are no secrets out here." "Secrets?" "But there's a place here called "Secrets"." " No!" " Yes!" " It's famous for its thistle oil." " Its what?" "Thistle oil." " What?" " Thistle oil." "You're really sick here." "That's the sugar beet's fault." "Hello, darling." "Of course I want to, I'd love to." "At the harbour?" "Out further?" "At our green lighthouse?" "They're out on the farm." "Bjarke looks like a Japanese tourist." "Kresten is a Samurai." "You like the Samurai, don't you?" "I don't know." "Hard to believe that you're a farmer boy." "Take care." "Come again soon, OK?" "Who do you want to impress?" "Damn, what are you doing?" "Ah, Rud..." "Shall I sprinkle you wet?" "You could help me." "Rud, you don't have very good company." "Don't you have any other friends?" "Does that say "Herning"?" "The one with the chickens?" "Alright." "Rud!" "The others?" " In the water?" " Yes." "But there are no stone axes in the water." "You must be mad!" "Well then get them!" "Be a man!" "I knew it:" "You're a coward." "I bet you didn't fuck one yet." "Coward!" "Idiot." "Damn spastic!" "Rud, Rud!" "Calm down!" "Shit!" "That can't be!" "LISTEN!" "Hello Kresten." "It's nice that you have come." "You liar and cheater." "Now it's my turn." "I've got two surprises." "This tape is the first one." "The other one:" "Father fired you." "Fill in the divorce forms, and all the best." "Ah yes:" "Torben stood by me." "Great, how he does that..." "Kiss, darling." "Why don't we give the idiots some liquor?" "They're surely funny when they're pissed." "And now... a cigar?" " Linda should also smoke." " Exactly!" "Disgusting!" " A good cigar makes you happy." " Happiness is when Mifune comes out of the basement." "Who the hell is Mifune?" "He... is strong." "He never gives up." "The seventh samowar." "He is Kresten." " Samurai!" " Kresten Samowar?" " Leave my hair!" " I'll give you a kiss." "Stop it, that's disgusting." "And one for Rud!" "And now, Herning..." "Play something for us!" "How about "Little spider on the wall"?" "Good night." "Mifune." "Stupid crap." " Good morning." " Good morning." "Morning." "Good morning." "Ouch, damned!" "You schmuck!" "Having your period, huh?" "Stop that!" "Don't your clients smoke afterwards?" " The one last night did smoke." " Come on, go have a shower." " You smell." " I don't care." "I do." "Get lost!" "I won't take any orders for that, especially not from a hooker." "Don't you ever call me that again!" "I'm doing it for you!" ""The whole time, Liva." "Always."" ""I'm always close to you, my dear pink whore."" "What did you say?" "Say that again!" "Say that again!" ""The whole time, Liva."" ""Always."" ""Always very close to my dear pink pussy."" "That was you?" "What are you doing there?" "Are you mad?" " That's none of your business." " Can't you answer normally?" " Piss off!" " You're employed here!" "You paint the walls when I want!" "OK, Rud." "Let's sing!" "You've always dreamt of that!" "Sing!" "But you've dreamt of that!" "Sing now!" "But you've always dreamt of that little family!" "Without a mother and a father, isn't that right, Rud?" "Now we are that little family, that sings and decays while at it!" "It is cold and a far way home." "Come on, sing now!" "Sing, damned!" "On your damn spaceships, they can help you sing!" "You like it that way?" "Yes, Rud?" "Rud, easy." " Rud is dying." " Rud, she'll come back." "Easy!" "She'll come back!" "What's going on here?" "Where is she?" "Please go look for her!" " Us three are real idiots." " Not Rud." "Hello." "Just wanted to tell you I'm OK." "How can those idiots treat me like that?" "What happened?" "Bjarke, that idiot, screwed it all up." "They're all idiots." "What happened?" "Was it that Kresten?" "Did he beat you?" "He is a bastard." "An arsehole." " A crazy arsehole." " Easy now." "We'll help you." " It's too late!" " You're drunk, Liva." "Yes, totally pissed." "You're drunk." "We'll come and get you." "Stay away from me!" "I decide when I leave." "Until later then." "What an honour!" " Where is she?" " Who?" "Hey, damnit!" "Kresten!" "My housekeeper!" "Got trouble with your staff?" "You are and stay a farmer boy." "And how's things for you, Gerner?" "Everything OK?" "Are you amusing yourself, King of Nakskov?" "Nice outside here, with the sugar beets?" "Kresten..." "I've got an eye on you!" "I'll get you one day, smart-ass." " Bugger off!" " Yeah, yeah." " Get lost now!" " I'm off already." "Get lost now!" "Out with you!" "Now it's my turn!" "Come on..." "Come on!" "Open the door!" " Was it fun?" " Shut up, Kresten." "What was that supposed to mean?" "I don't like that." "Only psychopaths do such things." " Then I am one." " Nonsense, you're not." "You don't know me." "Not at all." "I don't believe that." "The neglected little boy, who wants attention." "That's the same for all people!" "But you can still try to be decent despite this!" "You know what?" "Life is like a chicken ladder:" "short and full of shit." "Get used to it." "But don't treat other people bad because of your self-pity!" "At least not those that like you." "It's like that, Bjarke:" "I have only you, and you've only me." "We have to take care of each other." "That was that." "We'll say goodbye and go to Kopenhagen." " Why?" " You'll snitch on me." " No." " Of course." " No." "They are nice." "Rud and Kresten." " We would be together!" " Tomorrow we'll drive back." "Can I help?" "As an employer?" "Stick to the contract." "Sure." " I'm sorry about yesterday." " Keep on painting!" " Couldn't we" " Paint!" "Do you know what you are?" "White?" "That also." "Hello?" "I need a taxi, tonight, one o'clock." "Kastbaek Street in Katrinebaek." "Two persons to Kopenhagen." " Is that better?" " Great!" " Perfectly reception!" " What happens?" "Bjarke Psilander to Rud Jensen." "Rud Jensen to Donald Duck, Header!" "The hungover goalkeeper saves it, that's unbelievable!" "Goal!" "2:2 for Lolland!" " 2:2 for Lolland!" " 2:2 for Lolland!" "2:2 for Lolland!" "Ebbe Sand, Ebbe Sand, Ebbe Sand..." "Ebbe Sand from Lolland!" "Bravo!" " Where did you hide the cook?" " Get Rud and Bjarke." "How nice of you!" "Thanks for the invitation." "We plucked them at the place where we usually tinkle." "Do we really have to leave here?" "I'll wake you up at quarter to one." "Come on now." " I want to rise to speak now." " Yes!" "But I don't know what to say." " Well then, cheers!" " Yes." "In one go!" "You pig." "I'll clean it up tomorrow." "Good night, Mifune." "You can fuck fat Flemming and the others,..." " ...you can fuck us too then!" " Let go of me, arsehole!" "We'll pay." "Come on now, little hooker!" " Seems like the little hooker wants to decide for herself, who with..." " Leave him!" "That's enough now!" "I'm sorry, Kresten, I'm sorry!" "Not your fault." "There too!" "That woman the other day, that was my wife." "Claire." "Why didn't I tell them that my brother is deranged and that my father lives here in Lolland, completely gone to rack?" "And that I've fallen in love with the housekeeper?" "But that's what we're like here in Lolland: mendacious and banal." " I know." " What?" "I can't." " So?" " No one answered when I knocked." "We should go in." "He raped her." "He really raped her!" " He's got a knife!" " To the police!" " He'll have her killed by then!" " He's going to her!" "Put the flowers away!" "Stay down!" "Drink whisky!" "Hold him!" "We should cut off your balls, you bastard!" "Rud!" "I think I'm here, Kresten." "I thought..." "What was going on?" "You were sleeping, and then it went boom..." " But what, Rud?" " They, they, they..." "They found me in Nakskov." " In Nakskov?" " Yes." "Come with me!" "Did you tell him, Rud?" "It's like with Uncle Dagobert, he found a lot of money in a plastic bag." "Yes, Uncle "Chickens"" " Dagobert..." "Just like with Ingrid." "How dull, man." "We'll leave before it gets too pornographic." "Some people think that's the greatest thing in the world." "But watching?" "No thanks!" "But we stay here, don't we?" "Sure, man." "For the next 5000 years." " The orchestra too?" " Of course." "No one else listens to that crap!"