""We can do anything we want"" ""We can achieve the impossible"" ""We can do anything we want"" ""We can achieve the impossible"" ""We can do anything we want"" ""We can achieve the impossible"" "Good afternoon!" "What type of fish are you, Boss?" "You've got to watch your back." "If we were partners, this wouldn't have happened." "I understood what your love story is." "So you're following in Devdas' footsteps?" "He drank himself to death over Paro..." "For you, it's Simi." "But you've got to be the first Devdas who can't handle his liquor!" "Look boss, Devdas was an idiot!" "In his place, I would have said," "'Look Paro!" "Don't waste my time." "If you're not interested that's fine!" "There's no shortage of babes in Bengal!" "Rani Mukherjee, Kajol, Sushmita Sen Bipasha Basu, Preity Zinta..." "Preity Zinta is not Bengali." "So what!" "She's a succulent little Rasgulla all the same." "My point is:" "The time he wasted drinking himself to death he could have invested elsewhere." "And then neither would he have died nor would the film "Devdas" have been made." "What do you want from me?" "What?" "You won't stop harassing me!" "Look, I'm no small fish." "I'm a crocodile..." "Hurry up and tell me what you are after..." "I want to help a person who no longer recognizes me." "Who doesn't even know my name..." "my Father!" "Dad..." "How are you?" "Dad..." "It's me, Dittu." "This is my friend, Roy." "Who are you?" "I don't know you." "I'm not an orphan dad..." "Please..." "Recognize me." "Who are you?" "Why are you bothering me?" "Take him away." "He is in the wrong room." "Take him to his father." "Dad, I'm in the right place." "I came to see you." "It was a spare parts shop." "His life's savings... 1.4 million All gone." "Dad was shattered." "He didn't just lose money, he lost himself." "He was broken." "And you want revenge." "He stole 1.4 million from my father." "I will take everything he has." "That man ruined your father's life..." "And this revenge game will ruin yours." "Forget it." "How can I forget it, pal?" "I'm not doing it for the money." "I want my father back." "Boss, I learned one lesson from my father." "Each of us has that one thing we cannot afford to lose." "You can lose everything else but you must not lose not that one invaluable thing." "You can spend your entire life in defense of it." "For someone, that thing may be honesty, for another it may be his work." "For you maybe it's that girl." "For me, it is my father." "If I destroy that man, I'm sure I'll get my father back." "Who is this guy?" "Chandrakant Parikh." "Chandru." "He conned a thousand others like he conned my father." "He owns a hotel now." "All shady deals are done inside." "He's got his hands into every murky business." "And his arrogance is beyond description." "Sorry brother..." "Luckily, it's a small scratch." "Don't worry this is my mobile number." "Get it fixed up at a garage." "I'll pay." "Please!" "Can I have your pen?" " Sure!" "Sorry, brother." "Luckily, it's a small scratch." "Don't worry..." "This is mobile number." "Get it fixed up by a doctor." "I'll pay." "Listen carefully The last and most important lesson." "Understand your enemy..." "He's no small fry... he's a shark." "He is fast, intelligent and very dangerous." "Spread a net for him and he'll yank you in with the net." "He cannot be caught from the shore..." "But he gets others caught." "You can't con him like the others." "I may not be able to..." "but you can." "Cheque please." "Hello sir!" "I'm Simran Ahuja." "I'm interested in the Goa position." "Please sit down." "Sir, I have 4 years experience as a receptionist..." "I mean as a reception manager a floor manager, a banquet manager..." "I've worked in all these departments." "I've been in all the high positions at a 5-star hotel." "So, how many more positions do you know?" "Sorry!" "Did I hurt your feelings?" "What can I do?" "That's my character..." "Stupid babe!" "If the job pays 75000 per month it's not for her typing skills." "Let's go." " Where?" " Dinner" "We're going to fry him for our next meal." "Simmi!" "?" "How are you?" "Forget me, Roy." "How are you?" "What do you mean?" "Oh... the other day?" "That was nothing..." "You know me, I... was lying." "No." "You're lying now." "I met your doctor." "I'm really sorry." "How... could this happen...?" "Relax." "I'm fine, really." "I'm on medication..." "I've even got travel plans..." "Am going overseas." "Overseas... in this condition?" "Yeah, usually people get all religious and start praying..." "I can't do all that." "So I'm going to Disneyland." "Disneyland!" "?" "Yes, Disneyland..." "Mickey Mouse..." "The Eiffel Tower..." "I'll go to Egypt and see the pyramids." "I want to go to every destination in the travel agent's brochure." "Are you going alone... or with someone?" "Why?" "You want to come along?" "Paris is very romantic!" "Roy!" " Simmi!" "I don't think what you're doing is right." "What if you're travelling and something happens to you?" "So what?" "I'm dying anyway." "I'll Die in style..." "Simmi, I've figured it all out..." "What?" "Now isn't the time to die..." "it's the time to live." "When are you off?" "Next week." "All right then." "I'll spend this entire week with you." "Sorry madam, this week I'm busy." "I'm going fishing." "Before I go I want to hook the biggest fish." ""We achieve whatever we want"" ""We are those who can achieve the impossible"" "If we don't watch films, how will we find a strategy?" "It's research, boss." "Research!" "You'll find a strategy from these films?" "Haven't you heard?" "Films inspire crime they give people ideas..." "all the world's crime originates ln film... rape, murder even cigarette smoking and alcohol consumption." "They pick it all up from the movies." "It's commonsense!" "It was September 5th," "The location, MG Jewellers, Vasant Vihar, Delhi." "In broad daylight, masked thieves got away with jewellery worth 80 million and 1.2 million in cash..." "Leaving a trail of crime in their wake." "What are you watching so keenly, boss?" "15 days later, these dangerous criminals remain unidentified and free, perhaps lurking in your very neighbourhood planning their next crime." "We are going to lend our names to their crime." "Carry on." "What sort of girls hang out in this lobby!" "?" " Should I get rid of her?" "There is a certain way of doing that." "Give me a one rupee coin!" "Are you out of your mind!" "?" "What are you doing?" "!" "I'm checking my weight." "72 kilos." "It also says that today is good for travel." "This is the list of marked bills." "We are from the Maharashtra Police." "Where are your bosses?" "Do you speak English?" "Who is this?" "How many times have I told you..." "Not to show your ugly face here?" "You want a bribe?" "It affects my customers." "Sir, I'm not here for a bribe." "So you've brought me a receipt for the previous bribe?" "Sir, the Delhi police has the word out..." "A jewellery shop in Delhi was cleaned out by two guys and they're convinced those two are in Mumbai." "Please let go of me, sir!" "This list has the serial numbers of the marked bills." "So the manager can keep an eye out... and inform us lf they try to show up here and use them." "We will inform you if we know about them." "What, sir?" " We'll tell you if we find out about them." "We'll inform you if we find out." "If you know about the notes..." " We'll inform you." "If you find out..." " We'll inform you." " Please inform us when you know." "I was acting... otherwise he wouldn't have even touched me..." "He would be pulp." "I can handle 15 men single-handedly!" "Forget it!" "Have a drink." "What?" " You guys are partying..." "We've just begun." "We're nowhere near done!" "Look at him..." "Look at the state he's in after 5 minutes with Chandru..." "See what came of him!" "And we're going to have to practically live with Chandru!" "Idiots!" "He did his bit." "It's our turn now." "Right?" " Yeah!" "The ball is in our court." "We've got to do what we've got to do." "Why did you put the table over me?" "Boss, don't worry." "Here, have a sip." "We have to be very careful." "From today till the day we're done, we must have no interaction with the outside world." "Tie up all your loose ends today itself." "Sorry, boss." "I'll never forget what you've done for me." "One day I'll do something for you..." "I promise." "I'll make your life." "It's not a bad idea." "Simmi, thanks for helping out." "I'm glad you came..." "Really." "It feels... good." "Coffee?" "How did you become like this?" "What do you mean?" "I mean... in these photos, you look so sweet, and innocent." "What happened?" "How did you get into this rotten world of cheating and conning people, Roy?" "When I was in school..." "the kids wanted to be doctors or pilots or firemen or engineers... or cops!" "And you?" " Me?" "I wanted to be them all." "I wanted do everything." "Enough, Roy." "You're not an actor, you're a criminal." "Okay, so when the whole world does it, it's legal," "But when I do it, I'm a criminal!" "You work for a criminal too, you know." "Excuse me!" "I work in a hotel." "So?" "What happens in a hotel?" "If you want water, a bottle costs 100 rupees" "You want dinner?" "It's 250 rupees for a soup!" "And if you want to sleep, a night costs 5000 bucks" "Isn't the proprietor of your hotel ripping people off?" "There are taxes..." "Oh, I see!" " That's true." "Ah!" "Taxes!" " Now you'll say..." "Taxes, VAT... it's all a con." "Oh Roy!" "This is so ridiculous!" "Your way of seeing the world is so flawed." "In your world people live just for money." "In my world, there's friendship, bonding..." "love..." "Don't start on this love stuff now please..." "Yeah, I'm sorry Next you'll talk about adulteration in the milk of a nursing mother." "Right?" "It's not that, Simmi." "But love...?" "Do you know what the biggest lie in the world is?" " What?" "I love you!" "What!" "?" "I love you!" "Three words that have ruined people two at a time." "Look at them..." "Today they are Romeo  Juliet ...but tomorrow they will be like Saddam  Bush." "Really." "Right now, it's all fine, but within 3 months 2 words will remain. 'I 'and 'you'." "'Love' will have evaporated." "That's what happens to love..." "The husband and wife sleep in each other's arms." "But dream about someone else..." "The wife fantasizes about Brad Pitt." "And the husband about Angelina Jolie." "Seriously!" "The world is like that..." "that's reality." "Each one is bluffing the next." "If you get caught, you're out of the game." "If you get away with it..." "you're the bluffmaster!" "So... when you said you loved me, you lied?" "That was the truth, Simmi." "The one and only truth." "It's impossible to trust a bluffmaster like you..." "Who knows whether you're lying or not?" "What do you think?" "When I said 'I love you... ' ...was it the truth, or a lie?" "Yes, sir?" " I want a room with a good view." "Poolside, sir?" "Not poolside... roadside." "I should be able to see the entrance of the hotel from the window." " Okay sir." "Who is this guy?" "He thinks he's God?" "He's our boss." "The owner." "He may own the hotel, but he's lost his mind!" "You were asking about the room." "How many days do you want it for?" " Days?" "Keep this." "When it runs out, ask for more." "Give them Room 23." "They'll have the view they want." "First come the cops, then the criminals, then the currency now the fun begins." "This way, sir..." "Here is your room." "Tea, coffee, breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks..." "None of it!" "No knocks on the door early in the morning to make the bed." "Nobody is to enter the room even if they say I called them..." "Nobody is to enter." "Do you know what this is?" " A five hundred rupee note." "No, it is the world's biggest 'Do not disturb' sign." "We're acting alright, but where is our audience?" "I don't think Chandru's falling for it..." "I mean, he doesn't seem to be paying any attention to us." "Over there, on the rooftop, those are Chandru's men." "They're keeping an eye on us." "Did we put on a good show?" "Chandru must be convinced that we're the thieves." "Gimme five." "Mumbai Police!" "Don't move!" "I think we acted a bit too realistically?" "Shut up!" "Idiot!" "You're under arrest for attempted murder and robbery." "Shut up and move!" "Bring them along." "I don't know whether you know this or not." "My threshold for pain is very low." "Relax." "When you say relax, I feel so much better..." "My confidence is being boosted." "But don't relax too much." "What did you say, you bastard?" " Inspector, sir..." "This character's refusing to listen to me." "I say something and they slap me around." " Shut up!" "How long will this yoga class last?" "What are you talking to him for?" "Talk to me." "Where is the jewellery and the money?" "Tell me." "Look, that's what I've been trying to tell you." "Shut up," "So, you're the boss." "You tell me, where's the stash?" "The more you hit me, the more it's going to cost your boss." "Is that so?" "Hit me once more, and the price doubles." "If you don't free us in 5 seconds the price doubles." "You are so ugly that I feel like doubling the price anyway..." "Who do you think you are talking to?" "That, I don't know..." "But I know for sure that you're no cop." "So run along, wagging your little tail and fetch your boss." "Go now!" "Boss, did you really know that he wasn't a real cop?" "No..." "But I do know that Chandru is a cunning piece of work!" "I know it's all about computers these days..." "But I'm still a bit old-fashioned!" "This is my kind of lap-top." "Shut up!" "Your eyes say a lot." "They were abusing me." "Look at me like that, and I'll end this game... and your life." "If you want to talk for the sake of talking, go ahead..." "But... if you want to do business, then do that." "...if you want to shoot, go ahead and shoot..." "It's authentic stuff." "Where is the rest?" "The rest?" "You pay with one hand, we deliver to the other." "Too often the trailer's good but the film's really bad." "So don't buy a ticket." "Let's go." "75 million." "100 million." "Take your finger, clean the wax out of your ears and listen carefully." "I never go shopping with women because they bargain too much and I don't like that." "That was a good line." "Make a note of it, it'll be useful." "I've got to admit, boss..." "The expression on his face was priceless." "He must have destroyed his laptop by now." "We've got to reduce that bastard to nothing!" "Sim?" "What happened now?" "Is everything ok?" "Okay." "Dittu, I've got to go..." "personal stuff." "Do you watch Formula 1?" "Go ahead and take care of your stuff..." "I'll give them a tour of Mumbai." "Stop the taxi!" "Turn it around." "Follow him fast!" "I called off my engagement." "I don't love Amit." "I love you, Roy." "Simmi, I don't have much time left..." "In the time that you have, I will squeeze in a lifetime of happiness with you." "Roy, didn't you say that this is a time to live, not to die...?" ""Come to me." "Leave the world behind"" ""Come to me." "We'll make our own space"" ""Come to me." "Leave the world behind"" ""Come to me." "We'll make our own space"" ""Listen up, girl." "Just me and you"" ""And magic in the air"" ""A strange restlessness"" ""Let's leave nothing unsaid"" ""The only sure thing about time..."" ""...is that it will run out"" ""What if there's no tomorrow"" ""Let's leave nothing unsaid..."" ""...right here right now"" ""Is a time for happiness Wind your body one time"" ""Right here right now"" ""In this moment"" ""Try to forget, try and smile"" ""Let's leave nothing unsaid"" ""Just me and you"" ""And magic in the air"" ""A strange restlessness"" ""Let's leave nothing unsaid"" ""The only sure thing about time..."" ""...is that it will run out"" ""What if there's no tomorrow"" ""Let's leave nothing unsaid..."" ""Let's get so close"" ""That we're never apart again"" ""Never gonna let u go girl"" ""Never gonna let u go..." "No no no no"" ""Let nothing separate us"" ""Let nothing come between us"" ""Never gonna let u go girl"" ""Never gonna let u go..." "No no no no"" ""Right here right now"" ""Is a time for happiness"" ""Right here right now"" ""In this moment"" ""Try to forget, try and smile"" ""Let's leave nothing unsaid"" ""Just me and you"" ""And magic in the air"" ""A strange restlessness"" ""Let's leave nothing unsaid"" ""The only sure thing about time..."" ""...is that it will run out"" ""What if there's no tomorrow"" ""Let's leave nothing unsaid..."" "I'm from Malegaon." "And you?" "Nevermind... you belong nowhere." "You know Malegaon?" "It's nice... where I lived." "On my route to school, There was a tree..." "Under which an astrologer used to sit... bang opposite there was another tree, under which his grandfather used to sit." "His grandfather used to shave my grandfather's beard his father shaved my father's and he will slit my throat!" "This is a blade." "It has to be handled with care." "If you use it the wrong way you can get hurt." "Sit." "I'll show you how." "I didn't learn anything at school." "But thanks to the barber I did learn to handle a blade, and thanks to the astrologer I learned to read palms." "Show me your hand..." "Your lifeline is very short." "I don't want to be the reason for that." "We were sitting and chatting like friends..." "Take off like that again you'll end up on your funeral pyre." "It's very simple." "You want to sell and I want to buy." "Name your price." "Come on!" "If you've set up shop, you might as well sell..." "Quote whatever price you want!" "It is worth 80 million." "We won't take less than 50." "We?" "Meaning..." "you and your partner?" "What's your set up with him?" "50-50." " So 25 to you and 25 to him." "Yeah." "Why?" "If there's two, it's 25 each." "If there's one, it's just 25." "So I'll give you thirty." "And my partner?" "If you are so tall and have such a short lifeline..." "How can his lifeline be long?" "He's short, poor guy..." "No boss..." "Please don't shoot me, boss!" "I'm sorry." "Please don't shoot me, boss!" "Now he's dead for sure." "Tomorrow afternoon 1 o'clock at Maratha Mandir." "Bring the money along." "If I hadn't seen the film Deewar I would have died!" "This is a cool thing." "This even stops a BMW" "So how can bullets go through?" "What next?" "Don't move!" "I can play this game just as well as you..." "This is the one thing I hate about friendships:" "Betrayal." "I told him his lifeline was short." "I came here to do business." "If not with him, with you...?" "Give me the jewellery and take the money." "The jewellery's gone..." "so is the money." "Now it's time for you to go..." "There's 30 in this bag." "I'll give you 35." "40... 50?" "This is the first bullet in the world that's worth 20 million." "Take care of it." "You have an hour before the end of the film if by then your man doesn't show up with the 20 that will be the end of you." "Hello, Tina!" "Come to Maratha Mandir with 20 million." "Why?" "Because the film is so good that I want to throw money at the screen." "Hurry up!" ""You haven't realized who we are"" ""You don't know my potential"" ""The world is crazy after me"" ""Don't try to challenge me"" ""We can do whatever we want"" ""We can achieve the impossible"" ""You scoundrel!"" ""You cheat!"" "Why didn't you tell me?" "I thought you were a friend, and more..." "But I was wrong." "You lied to me." "I was fighting to get my father back but I didn't know I was losing a friend" "I've never done anything for anyone so with the time I have left, I wanted to do something good" "You'd said that each person needs that one precious thing ...to guide him." "I made your goal my guide." "And it helped me to forget My sorrow a bit." "Anyway boss, a long life isn't essential." "A big life is." "This I why I kept it secret!" "Before the tumor can kill me..." "your melodrama will." "We're the ones who conned Chandru but Omar benefited." "Don't worry." "I'll get the money out of him." "Where will he run to?" "Let's go." "We're disturbing the patients." "It's not a patient... it's the doctor." "Boss, don't do it." "He'll call the cops." "I didn't have a choice but to mummify him." "Don't mess with me!" "Don't mess with me!" "Doctor, please." "He's going the straight and narrow now..." "He's going straight up now." "Doctor, snap out of it." "You're a doctor!" "Open heart surgery will straighten him out." "Doctor, you should listen to your patient." "You are a senior citizen after all..." "I was a terror when I was young." "Grandpa, consider your age, your maturity..." "You've taken an oath to save lives, not to take them!" "I don't remember any such oath." "Oh God!" "The oldie has become the baddie." "These are not hands they are like a noose!" "Uncle, do you pop some pills for extra strength?" "Stop it!" "The oldie wants to kill both of us." "See you in heaven, Boss!" " Stop it!" "I'll save him... but I won't let you go..." "you rascal!" "Remember that!" "Bhalerao" " Calm down..." "calm down damn it!" "One second." "What did you say?" "You can save me?" "But my treatment..." "It's possible" "I had sent your reports and MRI's overseas." "I got a call from Atlanta." "They've had some success with cases like yours." "Don't get your hopes up..." "The chances are slim, but they do exist." "This is your only hope." "Give us the slightest hope and we'll fight to make it a reality." "It will cost 20 to 25 million:" "The travel Staying there for a couple of months, post-operative care..." "I've approached a few charities." "There is no need for that." "So much money!" "10 years savings." "If I knew you had so much Money I would have tagged on the treatment of a couple more illnesses!" "Sim!" "You are not going to believe this..." "Who?" "It's your favorite little news reporter." "Now listen to the breaking News!" "Your con game went a bit too far." "A 50 million con..." "I just couldn't digest it." "You know, this bitch came to me for a job?" "She wanted 75000." "I touched her... she panicked." "Now for 50 million, think what I'll do to her to get my money's worth." "Don't you dare touch her..." "Look, I have very little time..." "And you don't have any." "If you want to save the girl bring all the money to the terrace of the Horizon hotel" "The girl was saying that you are dying..." "But you're as good as dead already." "Roy, I don't understand." "Who is this girl?" "I've no idea." "I'm just thinking about you, Roy" "You are in a precarious position..." "I don't understand what you're doing." "The line between life and death is very thin." "What is that thing called?" "Kids play on it...?" "See-saw!" "See-saw!" "Put your money here, you live." "Put it here, you die." "You have to choose, Roy." "You taught me the most important lesson of my life." "I had only 30 memorable days, in 30 years..." "With this money I may live another 10 or 20 years but not one day will be worth living." "You are letting your heart decide..." "you've got to use your head." "If this isn't intact what good is this?" "Good luck, Roy!" "I love you." "Do you really consider me your guru?" "Yes boss... absolutely!" "So you must make me an offering:" "Student to teacher." "Tell me what you want." "Forget Chandru, forget the money, forget me..." "Forget all that I've taught you." "And promise me that you'll quit." "I promise, boss." "But why this sudden turnaround?" "You're going down a certain path..." "I am already at the end of that path." "And for the first time, for the very first time it's absolutely clear:" "Today, it's clear, I made a mistake." "I want to go back..." "Walk a different path... but I don't have the time." "You do have it." "If I can get you to turn around now my life will seem less futile." "I was your teacher..." "But I only just learned the most important lesson." "Money is nothing..." "Iove is everything." "Start a new life, Dittu" "You are a good guy." "Stay that way." "Boss!" "Thank you." "You dared to con me!" "Me!" "I'm the master of the con game..." "And you're messing with me?" "I am the man I respect most in the entire world." "Everyday, I worship myself." "But because of you I have fallen in my own eyes." "I have not looked at myself in the mirror for 4 days." "Look, I didn't dye it:" "The stubble is grey." "I've got your money, let her go." "I don't care about the money." "My image!" "You've ruined my image." "What did you say?" "We can talk, or do business or fire away." "We did the first two..." "Now the third..." "You messed with Chandrakant Parikh!" "What's done is done." "What do you want to do now?" "Say sorry." "Sorry?" " Yes, say sorry!" "Okay... sorry!" "Not that way." "Say it from the heart!" "From the heart!" "Sorry!" "From the heart." "Now let go of the girl." "Chandru, brother, can I go?" " Hey, don't call me brother." "Sorry!" " Don't say 'brother'." "I get very emotional." "It makes me think of the bond between a brother and sister." "Sometimes even I have to be a pacifist." "Go now!" "Go!" "Are you ok?" "My friend is waiting downstairs in the car." "He will take you home, okay?" "Go..." "And you?" "What will happen to you?" "The inevitable!" "Whether it is on a hospital bed or on the terrace of a building facing the sea." "The end result is the same." "No!" "I can't leave you alone like this..." "Sim, I've betrayed a lot of people but I can't betray you to this extent." "For few moments of happiness I can't ruin your entire life." "This is the problem with lovers in Mumbai." "Give them a little space, and the romance begins." "They don't care what's going on around them." "We're so high up, it's windy..." "Are you really able to hear each other speak?" "Or are you content blowing into each other's ears." "Hey, forget it." "It's a tragic love story." "Find someone else." "Go on..." "Don't cry, Simmi." "I'll con God and be back" "Go now." "Go." "So?" "!" "Who did you think you were messing with?" "Look Chandru you only need bullets when you lack mental ammunition." "It's a good line." "I'll write it down." "Now you listen to a good line:" "I can deal with you with my hands alone." "Hey stuntman!" "Which film is it?" "Is there a big star?" "Salman?" "Shah Rukh?" " Who's the heroine?" "Heroine?" "Film?" "Are you crazy?" "Look, the bad guys have got the girl... the good guy's jumping off a building." "It's got to be a film..." "You trying to say this is real life?" "You think we're fools?" ""Round after round you raised the stakes"" ""You were in the habit of wagering"" ""You played the game of conning"" ""When will your turn come?"" "Who is this man?" "Security, evict him!" ""Plot after plot of false characters"" ""As the means so the end"" ""What a game of deception you have been into"" ""You are caught in your own trap"" ""Trap after trap time and again"" ""How will you get out of this snare?"" "Where is your son?" " What son?" "Your son..." "who was with me the other day." "He isn't my son." "I'm not even married." "How could he be my son?" ""This is the greatest illusion"" ""An illusion which you can hate or love"" ""You are consumed by this illusion"" ""It has snatched your world from you"" "You can see it for yourself." "This hospital has been closed for renovations for the past 3 months." "Let me guess!" "Do you rent out this space for film shoots?" "Yes." "Temporarily..." "To raise the funds for our renovation." " Of course!" "We can't treat you, Mr. Kapoor." "We treat various ailments..." "But you don't have any." "You only said it Roy, its the time to live... not to die." "Taxi!" "What are you saying?" "You don't know it." "But the plan worked out so well..." "Now it will all be revealed." "We had a score to settle, Roy." "It's done, now." "I wasn't in on the plan initially." "But when Arjun told me about it, I couldn't resist." "Who is Arjun?" " Arjun is actually Dittu your devoted student..." "The real BluffMaster." "Cheers, Roy." "You're the one who said one should target a big fish." "It was this pill I dissolved in your drink that knocked you out." "Here is your tumor." "You want it?" "I see how you pulled it off." "But why?" "In all these lies the one truth is that I did it for my father." "There he is!" "Well, Inspector!" "It looks like you were in the firing line this time." "So this is your son." "You interrupted my directorial debut." "I was just trying to get rid of that itch... to direct." "Fine way to get rid of an itch!" "Where's my money?" "It's expensive... making a film..." "Writing the script, location costs stunts, action sequences, fake police, fake doctors..." "Not the doctor!" "?" "Where is he?" " King Kong." "Roy baby, how are you?" "So what are you?" "A hired actor a dance choreographer?" "What?" "I'm a veterinary doctor." "I treat all kinds of animals." "I treat all kinds of animals." "I'm king kong right?" " Yes." "The context has changed but don't forget what I said at the Gateway." "Never." " Very good, Roy." "And those were my lines." "Not the writer's." "So you have a writer too." "Where is he?" "You know him quite well..." "Sridhar." "What are you doing up there?" "I don't have insurance." "I am better off up here." "Look, if you have a problem, talk to my agent." "This is my wife, my agent..." "all rolled into one." "I am just a writer." "Get down, otherwise..." "First call a doctor and I'll come down," "Okay!" "Come!" "Come down." "He is a vet!" "No way..." "He will kill me if I come down." "Sir, in my script, you were the real star..." "You had 3 fights, 4 songs, 2 chases, 1 item song..." "And 2-3 bedroom scenes...!" "But the director changed it all." "You know how it is..." "No director ever listens to the writer." "Chill!" "We're just friends, honestly." "Cheers." " Good job." " Thanks." "So I've met everyone..." "But where is the female lead of this film?" "It hurts to be betrayed by your own, doesn't it?" "Tell me, how it feels to lose everything?" "Sim, you did it all..." "You made this elaborate plan with Dittu, ...you got a writer and an entire cast and crew together to con me." "You love me that much?" "I hate you." "Sim, I'm the bluff master... not you!" "I'm sorry!" "Thank you..." "Cut it!" " You moved a bit and I rock." ""Oh well we tried"" ""He said that I am one in a million"" ""I want to say Hi to my player Ritesh D"" ""The big pops and the big chucks and my chucks Master Sippy"" ""My cooler the Bluff Master movie and the hip-hopfakers Vishal and Shekhar"" ""Here we go" " Come to me." "Leave the world behind""