"©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™ Mobile - +919815899536" "WOMAN ON TV:" "Day after day..." "The store that one might..." "I hate television." "It gives me headaches." "There's so many magnetic waves traveling in the airspace because of TV and television, we're losing" "10 times as many brain cells as we're supposed to." "Oh, please." ""The cow says blank."" "Three letters." "Dude!" ""Dude"!" "I don't know." "Magnetic waves, brain cells." "I don't understand the connection between that stuff." "You know what else I heard?" "Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules." " Aah!" " Aah!" "Oh, my God!" "Turn it off!" "It's not working!" "It's backwards!" " What do we do?" " I don't know!" "Oh, my God!" "[Television clicks off, both sigh]" "That was kind of scary." " I know something even scarier." " What?" "Have you heard about this videotape?" "Where they do it on the boat?" "And then in the car?" "And then in the bathtub?" "He's like, "Baby, I love you."" "And she's like, "Where are we?"" " And did you see the..." " No." " Not that tape." " Oh." "The one with all the scary images." "After you watch the tape, the phone rings." "And this scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in..." "Seven days." "I saw that one with Josh last weekend." "You were with Josh last weekend?" " Oh, my God!" " [Laughs]" "Oh, yes, I was." "Oh, you ho!" "You know it!" "Oh!" " [Fabric ripping]" " Aah!" "[Telephone ringing]" "[Snaps, whimpers]" "This is really weird." "Yeah." "Big house, only one phone." "Hello?" "Hello?" "WOMAN:" "I'm coming for you, my precious." "Hi, Mom." "Hi, precious." "Having fun?" "Hey, ask her which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead." "[Thunder crashes]" "Hello?" "Hello?" "[Creaking]" " [Toaster dings]" " [Gasps, screams]" "[Squawking]" "Katie?" "Katie?" "Katie?" "Are you okay?" "Are you okay?" "Aah!" "[Girl screams]" "Ow." "[Girl screams]" "God!" "[Urinating]" "[Girl screams]" "[Urinating stops, screaming stops]" "[Urinating resumes]" "[Girl screams]" "[Urinating stops, screaming stops]" "[Urinating resumes, screaming resumes, both stop]" "[Urinating resumes, screaming resumes, both stop]" " Oh!" " [Crash]" "[Wind whipping]" "Whoa." "[Wind whipping]" " Tom, did you hear..." " [Dog barks]" "The dogs are acting strange." "[Barking]" "[Whimpers]" "[Girl screams]" "[Girl screams]" "Sue!" "What are you doing out here?" "We were worried sick." "What's wrong?" "I wonder what they're trying to tell us." "ANNOUNCER:" "And now..." "Washington, D.C.'s leading morning news program," ""The Morning News."" "Good morning." "I'm Ross Giggins." "For our top story, we turn now to Cindy Campbell." "Thank you, Ross." "There's a developing story in Middleburg at this hour." "A mysterious crop circle appeared in local farmer Tom Logan's cornfield." "Elaborate prank or extraterrestrial phenomenon?" "We'll update you as soon as we have any further information." "But either way, it's clear something strange is happening in that small town." "Ross?" "I'm sorry." "I wasn't listening." "Coming up, more news after this." " Cindy, you got a second?" " Sure." "I want you to take a look at this for that strip club exposé." "But I'd rather stick with the crop circle story." "Oh, come on." "You know those things are just a hoax." "No, I'm telling you, I sense something about that cornfield." "Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both." "But I can tell when danger's near." "[Gasps] Ow!" "Ow!" "My eyes!" "Cindy, it's sweeps month." "Ratings mean everything." "People want human interest stories." "Like the one you did yesterday." "The report on breast augmentation?" "It was just 10 minutes of topless women." "I mean, come on." "MAN:" "Wow!" "Why are these so interesting?" "Oh, for God's sake." "[Sighs] People don't care about this." "They want hard-hitting stories and in-depth coverage and..." "And twins!" "I love parties that never end" "Dogs that love cats" "And..." "And twins" "I love burritos at 4:00 a.m." "Parties that never end" "Dogs that love cats" "You think it was the Kreisel boys who cut that stuff into your corn?" "All I know is my crops are gone." "The bank's gonna foreclose if I can't pay the rent." "I got 60 days to come up with $ 1.50." "I'm sorry." "The last thing you needed was more..." "[Blowing nose] ...hardship in your life." "Especially after what happened to..." "Sheriff, I don't need your sympathy." "I didn't mean to upset you, Father." "Please." "I'm not a minister anymore." "I lost my faith that terrible night." "Your faith will return." "Just as sure as the sun will rise." "Sounds like a long shot." "Look, there's always an explanation for all this so-called phenomena." "Maybe you're right." "It was probably just the Kreisels." "And when I get through with them," "I doubt you'll be seeing anything strange on this farm for a long time." "You'll see." "You all right, Tom?" "Get some rest." "George!" "[Humming]" "George!" "I need you back here tomorrow night after you pick up Sue." "That tractor needs fixing." "Sorry, dawg." "I can't help you." "I have to get ready for my show." "Not that stupid hip-hop stuff again." "Damn it, when are you going to do something with your life?" "I got a dream!" "What is your dream?" "To have a dream." "George, all you've done is chase adolescent fantasies." ""I want to be an astronaut." "A cowboy." "Gynecologist to the stars."" "And now this stupid hip-hop thing." "For your information, this hip-hop thing is gonna get me paid." "I'm gonna win that rap battle." "Rap battle?" "Oh, for God's sake." "You just hate me 'cause I'm black." "You don't have any faith in me." "You don't have any faith in anything anymore." "So why don't you just worry about you, and I'll worry about..." "Aah!" "[Car alarm activates]" "Cody!" "You're late again, Aunt Cindy." "I'm sorry." "I was stuck in traffic." "Cindy!" "Brenda, hi!" "Oh, it's great to see you!" "Oh, it's been so long." "Oh, too long." "I've been working so hard." "I've had to spend more and more time at the station." "The news just keeps coming in." "What was the assignment?" "Draw your family and friends." "Oh." "Anyone new in your life, Cindy?" "Well, you know, I just haven't found the right guy." "I'm looking for something more than just good sex." "I know." "You want commitment." "No, I want great sex." "And when I meet that guy..." "That's what I'm talking 'bout!" "You want a guy that's like, bam, bam, bam!" "You know what I'm saying?" "Did I say stop drawing?" "Look, when I meet Mr. Right, I'll know." "[Humming]" "Uncle George!" "Hey, sweetie!" "Come here!" "How are you?" "Oh!" "Mmm!" "Go get your stuff, okay?" "I know you." "You're Tom Logan's brother." "And you're that reporter, Cindy Campbell." "You did the story on our cop cycles." "Crop circles." "Right." "So, you're here to pick up your..." "Nephew, Cody." "You don't dress like a farmer." "My brother's the farmer." "I'm the rapper." " Hmm." " Oh, for real." "And here's the 6-1-1 on that." "That's phone repair." "You mean 4-1-1." "Right." "So, I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night." "Oh, I don't believe this shit." "Word!" "You two should come down!" "I'll be rappin', I'll be capping'," "I'll be tappin', I'll be flapping'," "I'll be happen-ing." "Ding, bing, wing." " Yo!" " Sounds good!" "Would, could, should, 'hood." " Ugh!" " Gug, mug, dug, bug." "If we say we'll come, will you shut your ass up?" "Okay, then." "Fresh." "I'll see you guys tomorrow night." "Okay." "Bye." "Peace out." "Now, who the fuck did that?" "Honey, what is it?" "Are you having one of your visions?" "There's a girl..." "with black hair." "She wants to kill you." "Your period starts in three... two... one." "What else?" "Cody, what else do you see?" "I see a little boy and a grown woman." "But no father." "Oh, Cody." "I see you kneeling in dog shit." "What?" "Ugh!" "Oh, for God's sake." "Cody, don't you understand?" "As long as we have each other, that's all we need." "I know things have been tough for you since your mom died." "God, I have been so selfish." "Always putting my career first." "From now on, I'm gonna be thinking about you 24..." "Damn!" "Wait, Cindy!" "Wait!" "Aah!" "Honey, I'm gonna be leaving soon, so..." "Do you know who she is?" "No." "But sometimes she talks to me." "She's coming tonight." "[Knock on door]" "Oh, Father Muldoon." "Cindy." "I'm so grateful you could come." "I've called all over for babysitters." "I don't mind filling in now and then." "Where is little Cody?" "[Footsteps]" " [Door slams]" " I don't know." "He must be back in his room, playing." "Anyway, I left a number where I can be reached on the table." "Also, he has a little rash on his behind." "So make sure he takes a bath." "Thank you, Father." "Good night." "Cody?" "You can't stop us" "Who you looking at?" "Don't try to drop us" "This ain't no..." "[Crowd cheering]" "MAHALIK:" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "It's getting thick up in here." "Hey, look, before we get on with the battles tonight," "I got a couple announcements to make." "I know y'all want to bust a cap in the air for your favorite rapper." "But if you could please hold on to your gunfire until the end of the show." "[Jeering]" "Let's just put the safeties on." "It's on the left side of the gun above the trigger guard." "[Bullet ricochets, woman shrieks]" "Will somebody get his ass out of here?" "All right." "Deejay, spin that shit!" "[Up-tempo beat plays]" "[Crowd cheers]" "Whoa!" "My bad." "Mother..." "Brenda, is something wrong?" "You look scared." "I don't know." "All that stuff you was saying on TV..." "I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way." "Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car." "Cindy, after the show, you think you could come back to my crib and hang out with me?" "I don't want to be alone." "Oh, of course I will, Brenda." "Oh, I love you." "Pay my way, okay?" "Yo, yo, yo, George!" "What's up with the man with the tightest rap game on the streets, baby?" " What's good with you, boy?" " Dude!" "What's good, baby?" "Finally, the white man is gonna school the black man on how to rap." " Yeah!" " Yeah." "Yeah, I guess." "How many people are here, you think?" "I don't know, man." "100, 200 whitey-hating, chrome-packing, ready to bust a cap in any white boy's ass who ain't bringing that shit." "Yeah." "At least." "Yeah." "Mm-hmm." "Word." "What's wrong, George?" "You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up here and start living down here?" "No, but what if we stop living over here and move over there?" "My Aunt ShaNeequa used to live over there, man." "But that bitch got evicted." " Word?" "What for?" " I'm dead serious." " Mice." " Mice?" "I thought she had rats." "No, man." "Rats are outside." "Mice are inside." "What if a mouse goes outside?" "Does it become a rat?" "If a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?" "I ain't never seen no mouse outside." "That's because it's a rat, fool!" "Damn, you might have just made a fact just now." "Fellas, what are you guys talking about?" "Yo, George, you need something?" "'Cause I will do anything for you." "Anything." "Well, about those chrome-packing, whitey-hating gangsters, perhaps..." " What he need is a hype man." " Word!" "Yeah, yeah, a-come on" "You can be his Spliff Star." "That's me." "That's what I do." "That's my job, baby!" "That's what I do!" "You know that." "Goddamn." "[Crash]" "I'm cool." "That's what I do." "When you a hype man, you take them hits." "Heads or tail, playboy, what's it gonna be?" "You cannot escape your fate in the streets" "Okay, I count cash, you count sheep" "You better not sleep on the beats, capisce" "[Crowd cheering]" "All right, all right, all right!" "That was hot!" "That's what I'm talking about." "That was hot, right?" "Right?" "Yo, what do we think?" "I thought you were both absolutely dreadful." "Ghastly." "What?" "I don't know what I'm doing here." "This club is totally pathetic." "[Crowd yelling]" "Everybody put your hands up" "You ready, George?" " It's showtime, baby." " Okay." "I just want to let you know no matter what goes on on that stage tonight... you'll always be in my heart." "Oh, that's love." "That's love right there." "I love you." "That's what I'm talking about." "I love you, man." "Can you feel it?" "Can you feel my love on your hip?" "Can you feel it?" "C. J:" "I can't get around!" "Come on, dawg!" "That's what I'm talkin' about!" "You go out there and you rip it tonight." "All right, man?" "You do your thing tonight, all right?" " Okay." "Cool." " We shouldn't have to do that." "We love each other." "I'm gonna go bring you on." "Let's do it, baby." "We hyped!" "Yeah." "All right, all right." "Y'all ready for the next throwdown?" "To my left, we have the reigning champion." "Hailing from Fort Apache in the Bronx." "B X!" "What?" "What?" "What?" "Some of y'all call him "Jealous Ones Still Envy."" "Some of y'all call him the Don Cartagena!" "Some of y'all call him Joey Crack." "Stick 'em up!" "But, tonight, let's give it up for Fat Joe!" "I got to go against him?" "Give it up!" "Give it up!" "What you think, they're here to see Fat Joe?" "CROWD:" "Joe!" "Joe!" "Joe!" "No, man, they're saying, "Go!" "Go!" "Go!"" "Now my challenger." "Whoo!" "He's a farmer rapper." "So you know he been kicking the shit all day!" "Let's give it up for my man, George!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Come on, everybody!" "Put your hands..." "That's right." "Okay, Joey Crack." "You're the reigning champion, so you get to spit first." "Yo, deejay, spin that shit!" "[Mid-tempo beat plays]" "These guys can't be serious right here." "Stan and Mini-Me" "A.K.A. I hope he ain't the one you fight with" "Hey, yo, this nigga's mad corny" "And ain't got no skills, 'cause he's all right" "TOGETHER:" "But he's not real" "Don't mean to hurt your feelings" "But you'll never get a deal" "'Cause he's all right, but he's not real" "You're a needle in a haystack" "I'm the don, the city slicker" "Forget cows and milk your moms" "Her titties give ya that elixir" "Thought he wasn't?" "Bet this nigga end up having kids with his cousin" "Half-retarded, my number-one fan be like" "[Stammers]" "That means Fat Joe's the man" "You're a liar in denial" "Kill your ass quicker than I died in "Empire"" "How dare you want to joust with me?" "Looking like you dying of S ARS or mad cow disease" "You fake B-Rabbit out to battle me" "Eight miles down the road" "The farm's thataway" "Oh!" "Okay, let's go!" "Wait a minute!" "MAHALIK:" "Whoo!" "All right!" "All right!" "That was hot!" "That was tight, Fat Joe." "Yo!" "Now everybody give it up for my man, George!" "Deejay, spin that shit!" " Whoo!" " [Mid-tempo beat plays]" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Everybody!" "[Note plays]" "Bitch" "[Lower note plays]" "Ho" "[Notes playing]" "Now everybody in the 2-0-2" "Throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through" "Now everybody in the 2-0-2, throw 'em up" " Check it out." " [Chanting] Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "I'm a white boy, but my neck is red" "I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread" "My face is pale, Nah, I've never been in jail" "Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail" "How many bitches have I slapped?" "Zero, unh" "And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero" "I grew up on a farm, and I was born with no rhythm" "Dr. Phil's my uncle, and I like to hang with him" "I can't dance, I wear khaki pants" "My middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France" "So maybe I'm wack 'cause my skin ain't black" "But you can't talk smack" "'Cause whitey just struck back" "Whoo!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "MAHALIK:" "Give it up for George!" "That's my boy right there!" "That's what..." "Oh, shit." "Ooh." "[Crowd murmuring]" "George!" "George!" "The hood!" "Lose the hood!" " I know." "We're in the 'hood now!" " No, man!" "He's a dead man." "You guys feeling me?" "In the 'hood?" "[Crowd booing]" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Aah!" "That's it." "I'm done." "Oh, man, you can't give up rap just like that." "Rap shmap." "Look!" "You still got it!" "See?" "BRENDA:" "Thanks for coming over tonight, Cindy." "I guess I'm just going through a rough time." "Brenda, you want to tell me what's really bothering you?" "Well, there's something I need to..." "I saw a tape." "I think you should know about it." "It had these really shocking images, Cindy." "Brenda, it was Mardi Gras." "I never drank vodka before, and I was out of beads!" "No, not that tape, Cindy." "Well, I guess it's just an urban legend." "You watch it." "And as soon as it's over, your phone rings and a creepy voice says..." "[Distorted voice] "You're gonna die in seven days."" "[Normal voice] And seven days later..." "When did you watch it?" "A week ago." "A week ago tonight." "Brenda." "Oh, my God!" " Oh, Brenda!" " [Choking]" "Brenda!" "Oh, my God!" " Oh!" "Oh!" " [Laughs]" "Oh, my God!" "You bitch!" "Ketchup!" "You should have seen the look on your face!" "You got me!" " Brenda?" "Brenda?" " [Stammering]" "Oh, my God, Brenda!" "Brenda?" "[Screams]" "I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure!" "But it seemed so real!" " It did, didn't it?" " And you peed!" "Yeah!" "I really sold that shit, didn't I?" "I just love the look on your face when you are scared!" "Girl, you are too easy." " Aah!" " Aah!" "I got you with the old fake hand!" "Ooh!" "Girl, you were scared!" "Well, I know!" "Oh, come on." "I was just kidding." "Well, you've taken it too far, Brenda." "I'm gonna go get the rest of the popcorn." "Cindy?" "Oh, forget it." "I am not falling for it again." "Oh, come on." "Cindy, the news is on." "Another little white girl done fell down a well." "50 black people get their ass beat by police today, but the whole world got to stop for one little whitey down a hole." "Cindy!" "The TV's leaking!" "Cindy?" "Cindy, something's wrong here." "Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor!" "[Whimpers]" "Cindy, help me!" "I'm not listening." "Get up, you little ugly bitch," "Come on!" "Let me see what you got!" "What you gonna do?" "That's all?" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "I'm whipping her ass, Cindy!" "Yeah!" "What's up?" "[Grunts]" "Ooh!" "Aah!" "Cindy, please help me!" " Cindy!" " [Telephone rings]" "Okay." "Hang on a second." "Hello?" "Father Muldoon here." "We're getting along famously." "Thanks again, Father." "Bye-bye." "Brenda?" "Brenda?" "Brenda?" "Aah!" "GEORGE:" "Oh, my God." "Yes." "Yes." "Of course I'll tell her." "Thank you." "Sue's teacher, Brenda." "She's..." "She's dead." "Oh." "I better tell her." "No, no, no." "I can do it." "Sue?" "Yes?" "You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?" "Yeah." " She's dead!" " Aah!" "Gone forever!" "Died a horrible, painful death!" "Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog!" "My dog's dead?" "I just ran him over with the car when I drove in!" "Everyone you love around you is dying!" " Aah!" " Aah!" "Hello, Father." "Don't call me Father." "I haven't been a clergyman since..." "I'm sorry about that night." "If I hadn't fallen asleep while driving for that exact 20 minutes." "If I hadn't drank that exact whole bottle of Jägermeister." "If only I hadn't killed that hooker." "Sayaman." "I don't see what any of this has to do with Annie." "I'm sorry." "Those were other nights." "But if it had been that night, I might have missed her." "That terrible night." "[Whimpers]" "["Mexican Hat Dance" plays]" "Hey!" "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" "It's your wife, Father." "She's hurt." "Annie?" "She was hit by a truck, and she's pinned against a tree." "I don't understand." "As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive." "I still don't get it." "This is your wife." "She broke her wiener?" "Look what happens to the taco." "Look, I don't understand all this fancy medical lingo." "I want to see Annie." "She's split in half." "You mean like down-the-middle in half?" "At the waist." "You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half?" "Yes." "The truck is the only thing that is holding her together." "Let's say this is her bottom half." "Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that?" "I'm not sure what you mean." " Let me explain." " Tom." "Go to her." "Tom, I'll need a ride home." "Hey, baby." "How's it going?" "Oh, I'm dying, Tom." "Don't talk like that." "The truck barely hit you." "[Coughs] Honey." "Kiss me one last time." "Promise me you'll never remarry." "I promise." "And no sex, either." "I'm sorry." "I didn't catch that." "[Grunts] No sex." "Honey, you're not speaking clearly." " Your injuries must be awful." " No sex." "Oh, cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words in mystery." " No sex!" " Poor Annie." "We hardly knew her." " She'll be missed terribly." " Oh, Jesus." "That's right, honey." "Go into the light." "Look!" "Just tell George, swing away." "Right." "Swing away." "Oh, sure." "That you understand." "[Gasps]" "Annie?" "Annie!" "I'm sorry, dude." "Don't call me dude." "I'm not a stoner anymore." "Not since..." "["Mexican Hat Dance" plays]" "Goodbye, Tom." "[Tires screech]" "[Sheep bleating, crash]" "[Horn blaring]" "Amazing grace" "How sweet..." "I'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks." "Brenda was a good friend when she was alive." "[Crying] My sweet, sweet Brenda." "She looks so peaceful." "Oh..." "If only God had taken us instead of our daughter." "And knowing your Brenda like I did," "I'd say she wishes the same thing." "These just came today." "Photos from a trip she took." "They're blank." "Turn them around, honey." "Oh." "Yes, of course." "Who's this?" "That's Ralph." "He's right over there." "Cody?" "It's a boy." "He's going to be an asshole." "Smoke all you want." "You're gonna get hit by a bus." "That's not fooling anyone." "Cindy." " George." " Hey." "Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacher." "You?" "Brenda was my bitch." "Of course." "Hmm." "Are you okay?" "It's just the open coffin." "I can't believe they leave it out here like this." " George, it's a wake!" " Awake?" "!" "Brenda!" "It's a miracle!" "No!" "George, stop!" "I thought you were dead!" "Sue, your teacher's alive!" "Hello?" "!" "I got your back, George!" "I got your back!" "She's alive!" "I'll tell you what!" " Oh!" " [Crowd gasping]" "GEORGE:" "Mahalik!" "She's alive!" "Brenda!" "George, stop!" "She's dead!" "No!" "We won't lose you again!" "Mahalik, help!" "Nothing!" " Ooh!" " [Screams]" "She's not breathing!" "No!" "Live, damn it!" "Live!" "Live, damn it!" "Live!" "Let me open her windpipe!" "MRS. MEEKS:" "No!" "Oh, God!" "Charles!" "Charles, stop them!" "Breathe!" "Someone stop them!" "What are they doing?" "!" "Get up!" "She's alive!" "She's alive!" "Wake up!" "Breathe!" "[All shouting]" " Charles!" "Charles!" " Clear!" "No!" "Aah!" "I got something!" "I got something!" "[Gasps, screams]" "Aah!" " That's it!" " George!" "That's the last time I try to bring anyone back from the dead." "George, don't get down on yourself." "I know you were only trying to help." "You're a good, caring person." "Which is why I like you." "Oh, thanks, Cindy." "But I don't want to screw your life up, too." "The most caring thing I could do for everyone right now is to just get out of here." "George!" "What about Sue?" "Oh, yes." "Of course." "Once I get Sue, then..." "Wait!" "I could really use a friend right now." "Brenda's gone." "Cody resents me." "And I'm caught up in something I can't even..." "Oh, God, it's so hard!" "Well, you're beautiful and you're pressing up against me." "Look, Cindy." "I know you'd never consider going out with a guy like me." "But if you're not too busy tomorrow night..." "Is that a yes?" "Yes." "Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape?" "She did mention something." "Do you mind if I go upstairs and look around?" "Yes, go." "Of course." "Go." "Cody, I'll be right back, okay?" "You're getting lucky tonight." "He doesn't know you're a guy." "[Thunder crashes]" "[Thud]" "Oh, shit." "[Splash]" "[Stammering]" "[Vomiting]" "[Growls]" "[Telephone ringing]" "Hello?" "[Man speaking indistinctly]" "What?" "Willie Mays?" "[Mumbling]" "Who's gay?" "Hello?" "[Mumbling]" "What?" "Can you hear me now?" "Kind of." " Can you hear me now?" " Yes." "Perfect." "Seven days." "Seven days." "Oh, my God." "I'm gonna die next Monday?" "Yes." "No." "Wait." "Monday." "That would be seven business days." "This is seven days starting now." "So seven days to this very hour?" "My watch broke." "How am I gonna know the exact hour?" "Forget hours." "This day seven days from now." "But there's a holiday coming up." "Do you count the holiday?" "Well, that depends." "What holiday?" " Martin Luther King Day." " Then no." "Why not?" "Everybody at work is taking it off." "Jesus Christ, lady." "I'm giving you seven friggin' days." "I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather." "[Click, dial tone]" "Yo, George, I don't care what you say, man." "I'm signing you up for another rap battle." "Mahalik, I told you." "That part of my life is over." "I said the same thing about getting with C.J.'s sister." "I'm still hitting that." "He's still hitting it, man!" "And she fine as shit!" "That's my sister!" "What?" "It doesn't matter." "I'm done." " So what are you gonna do?" " I don't know." "[Laughs]" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "A-come on!" "Maybe my brother was right." "Maybe I should just settle down." "[Laughing]" " What's up, then?" "!" " Mother..." "I got another one, y'all." "Yo, George, man, you can't focus on that shit, man." " Let that go." " [Laughing]" "Hey, you got to try this shit, George." "Ow!" "Yo, man, you got to take the lid off!" " Oh, yes." "Of course." " Sorry!" "[Cellphone rings]" "Hello?" "CIND Y:" "George, something terrible has happened!" "[Gasps]" "Cindy, are you okay?" "What's going on?" "George, you have to help me." "I just watched the same tape that killed Brenda." "Then the phone rang, and this voice said I was gonna die." "Cindy, there's no such thing as a killer videotape." " Oh." " Hell, yeah, there is!" "I know somebody who can help you." " You do?" "Who?" " Wait up, man." "I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week." "This morning he woke up dead." "How in the hell do you wake up dead?" "'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep." "You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?" "MAHALIK:" "You can't go to bed dead!" "That shit would be redundant." "No, it wouldn't." "'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead." "And you can die but not be in a bed." "But you are in a bed, man." "That's how you wake up dead in the first place!" "Damn!" "That's some quantum shit right there, man!" "You should be teaching classes!" " Just tell me who can help me!" " Damn!" "My Aunt ShaNeequa." "Her and her man into this weird shit." "They saw the tape before anybody else knew about it." " Go see them tonight." " Tonight?" "Yeah." "But who will take care of Cody?" "COD Y:" "George, we're gonna have so much fun." "I have some puzzles and board games and baseball cards in my room and this really cool model airplane." " I'm gonna go get it." " Sure." "Okay, so I made him a snack." "You can give him some warm milk if he can't go to sleep." " Everything's gonna be fine." " Here it is." "I'm great with kids." "Heads up, Cody." "Ugh!" " Oh, I left some numbers." " I'm okay." "Ugh!" "Sorry." "You okay, kiddo?" "Thataboy." " [Tires screech, horn honks]" " And I guess that's it." " Okay, I'm off." " Right." "You know, it's funny." "All a child ever really wants is a family." "Yo." "Cody really likes you." "Oh, he's a good kid." "Yeah." "Oh!" " Bye." " Bye." " [Door closes] - [Exhales deeply]" "Hello?" "I know." "You're Cindy." "Be right with you." "Aunt ShaNeequa?" "Bingo." "But you can call me the Oracle." "And don't worry about that vase." "What vase?" "Oh!" "Sorry." "I didn't know." "Oh!" "Aah!" "That vase." "Please, sit." "[Farts]" "It was the chair." "Mmm." "[Farting loudly]" "Yes, the chair." "I know why you've come." "A great mystery lies ahead of you, but you must not shy away from the challenge." "Only you can be the one..." "[Door opens]" "[Volume on TV increases]" " Orpheus?" " What, baby?" "Sweetie?" "I'm watching the game." "Do you mind?" "The Lakers will win by 12." " So can you tell me about..." " The tape?" " Yes." "I watched it and..." " The phone rang." " Right." "Then this voice said..." " That you would die." " Okay, that's getting..." " Extremely annoying." "Yeah." "Try being married to her." "I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet." "You made a copy of the tape." "Let's see it." "Yes." "Okay." "ShaNeequa, can you tell me if..." "The tape is connected to the crop circles and the aliens?" "Yes." "But it's up to you to discover how for yourself." "Look, it's a..." "SHANEEQU A:" "Cigarette?" "I was going to say lighthouse." "ORPHEUS:" "Find that lighthouse." "It's your destiny." "Wait." "What is that?" "Oh, my God." "[Fly buzzes]" "There we go." "Ugh!" "Now, baby." "I knew that was gonna happen." "Uh-oh." "Come on." "[Whistling]" "SHANEEQU A:" "Oh, hell, no." "Get your ass out of the TV!" "What's wrong with you?" "I'm gonna teach you!" "Get out of that TV!" "Baby, no!" "No!" "Let her go!" "Let her go!" "Let her go!" "We gonna get another lawsuit." "She spit on me." "I'm gonna kill the bitch." "Ah!" "You won." "You won." "You won." "You won." " Upstairs." " Okay." " Down low." " Okay." " All right." " Baby, no!" " Kill her!" "Is you crazy?" " Baby!" "[Laughs] What you gonna brush now?" "What you gonna brush now, huh?" "Come on, baby!" "You picked the wrong TV to come out of." "George?" "Cody?" "Oh!" "George?" " Ow!" " What happened?" "I don't know." "Cody and I were playing a fun game, and then I looked down." "[Gasps] Yahtzee!" "No!" "Oh, my God!" "How could you let him watch the tape?" "[Telephone ringing]" "Hello?" " MAN:" "It's me." "How you doing?" " Fine." "Enjoying your last week?" "I can't wait to see you." " Six days now, right?" " Yeah." "It was great catching up." "Can I speak to Cody?" "Why?" "He didn't watch the tape." "Yes, he did." "Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living." "Leave us alone!" "[Rings]" "Hello?" "Hello, I'm calling from "Reader's Digest"" "with a fantastic offer for Cody." " [Snickering]" " Aah!" "No, you're not!" "You're that evil little girl from the tape!" "[Laughs] Okay, you got me." "How about I just leave a message for him?" "Fine." "Uh-huh." "Yeah." "Okay, how do you spell that?" "Right." "Okay, got it." "Bye-bye." "Aaaah!" "I can't believe you let that happen." "I know." "I'm sorry." "I screwed up." "Listen, we can still save him." "The answer to the tape, to your crop circles, is at a lighthouse." "Oh, you think I'm crazy, don't you?" "Of course I do." "But the last thing you need now is a screw-up like me." "I'm gonna leave for good." "Wait." "Well, what should I tell Cody?" "Let him down easy." "Tell him I got called away on business." "You'll think of something." "Testicular cancer." "He won't ask questions." "I knew you'd understand." "George!" "Just... be careful." "Something weird is going on at your farm." "I know it." "I don't know." "Sometimes a sheep needs pushed through the fence." " What?" " Goodbye, Cindy." "[Girl chanting]" " Sue?" " I can't sleep." "Well, it's way past your bedtime." "Won't you rock me to sleep in your big, strong arms?" "There's plenty of room under the covers." "It's a hot night." "You don't need to wear pajamas." "Where is my daughter?" "Are you mad?" "I am your daughter." "No, you're not!" "Aaaah!" "Aah!" "Come here!" "What did you do with Sue?" "I didn't touch her." "I swear." "I don't believe you!" "Please!" "For God's sake, she's a girl!" "You sick..." "Oh!" "[Giggles]" " Aah!" " Daddy!" "How do you like it, huh?" "Having fun?" "Aaah!" "[Thud]" "Tom, are you..." "What in the world?" "Shh!" "Look." "What is that thing?" "I don't know." "Maybe Cindy was right." "Please, sir." "All I need is five minutes." "And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on-air rants" " about the supernatural." " I know." "This station is about sex, violence, and the weather." "Yes." "That reminds me." "We're gonna need that "Porn Star Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story." "One hour." "GIGGINS:" "Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston threatens a clothing-optional beach where just yesterday a naked couple was brutally murdered." "This just five miles from where the last naked couple was brutally murdered." "Turning now to sports." "And an evil videotape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days." "It's true." "We're all in danger." " There's an alien force" " Oh, no." "that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth." "Campbell, are you insane?" "It's a horrible fate." "Carson, I have to do this." "Correction, there really is no danger." "Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said." "Yes, I did." "Every word of it." "Everyone watching this could be dead in a week." "Oh, shizl gzngahr." "[Blabbering]" "469." "I been cleaning after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for 10 years." "But I been hitting it with his woman for 12." "Know what I'm saying, nigga?" "She likes her some chocolate." "Sharpton for president, y'all." "I'm outie." "Peace." "HARRIS:" "An evil videotape that kills people in 7 days." "Alien forces threatening the world." "And who the hell is this Cindy Campbell?" "If what she says is true, we're facing an unprecedented crisis." "Get me the president." "You are the president." "Good." "Then I already know about this." "Let's order lunch." "Sir, I think you need to go on TV and convince the people that there is no such thing as a UFO." "Don't spell in front of me, damn it." "Aliens, sir." "There's no such thing as aliens." " That's not quite true." " Sir?" "A year ago, a UFO crash-landed in New Mexico." "A body may have been recovered." ""May have been"?" "Well, there was a terrible mix-up." "It was Thanksgiving." "The body was sent down to the kitchen." "They shoved stuffing up its ass, and we ate it at a state dinner." "That's the last I saw of it." "No, scratch that." "There were some sandwiches made the next day." "Mr. President!" " Listen to me." " Agent Thompson!" "Back away from that window!" "What?" "Did I forget to put my pants on again?" "No, sir." "It's just a feeling I've been having since the news about the aliens." "Something's not right." "I know what you mean." "It's like that feeling that something's not right." "What is it?" "Some old Tupac, sir." "[Hip-hop music plays]" ""All eyez on me."" "Hey, this shit is banging." "Thank you, sir." "I appreciate it." " [Air horn blows]" " Oh!" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ ™" "Hello, Cindy." "I am the Architect." "You have many questions." "["Jeopardy!" theme plays]" "I've been watching you for a very long time." "So I see." "What is the connection between the crop circles and the tape?" "The answer is simple." "You are the eventuality of an anomaly." "You are inexorably seeking a sedulant probability." "Sedulant?" "Grotesquerie?" "No?" "What about contingent affirmation?" " That's got to mean something." " Hey!" "Hey!" "You put cameras in my bathroom?" "[Gasps]" "What is this?" "Oh, my God." "Well, it was a long winter." "This is an invasion of..." "Ow!" "Oh, sorry." "I can't help it." "It's very lonely in here." "Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself." "Or this chair." "I call her..." "Linda." "Could you just cut to the chase?" "I'm kind of in a rush." "Why?" "You can always sleep over if you want." "Linda's built for two, and she vibrates." "Stop it!" "Just tell me what I need to know." "Who is that little girl?" "Okay, okay." "My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant." "Neither could I." "So you adopted." "We loved our daughter, but she was evil." "Made the horses crazy, killed our puppies, hid the remote." "Really sick shit." "My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well." "I felt a simple time-out would have been sufficient." "But Tabitha imprinted her evil on a videotape." "I never meant for it to get out, but..." "But what?" "I put it in the wrong box and returned it to Blockbuster, instead of my copy of "Pootie Tang."" "It's been circulating and killing ever since." "Just like "Pootie Tang."" "But what does this have to do with aliens?" "I don't know." "Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them to kill us all." "An alien invasion?" "I have to warn the world." "It's already begun." "You're too late." "Oh, my God." "But not too late to make an old man happy." "What?" "And now reports of lights in the sky." "Glimpses of spacecraft." "Possible alien sightings being reported all over the world." "Are they aliens?" "The first video images are coming in." "Disturbing home video tonight from a ranch outside Sydney, Australia." "Watch very carefully now." "There it is." "Let's see that again." "Very, very disturbing." "And this just in from Sao Paulo, Brazil." "Let's see that again." "Very, very disturbing." "And this just in from South Texas." "Do they pose a threat?" "Only one thing's for certain." "We are all going to be killed." "We have to board up the house." "HARRIS:" "Are you sure this is necessary, Wilson?" "Having an awards ceremony at a time like this?" "Yes, sir." "Everything must appear business as usual." "The nation, while not yet panicked, is deeply disturbed." "Right." "We can steer that course, keeping everybody deeply disturbed." "We don't want a panic." "Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this." "I wonder what President Ford would've done." "Well, if the buck stops here... the buck stops here." "Thank you all, and welcome to the White House." "The Mother Teresa Awards recognize those who have overcome the severest handicaps and disadvantages to help others in their communities." "The young, the old." "Black and white." "Our Native American friends." "Hey, how are you?" "[Chanting] Hey, how are you?" "Hey, how are you?" "Hey, how are you?" "Ah." "Well, it is therefore my honor to present each and every one of you with this symbol of merit." "The room is secure, Mr. President." " Or is it?" " Sir?" "I've been thinking, Thompson." "What if the aliens could take over human bodies?" "They'd look just like us." "Or almost." "I never thought of that, sir." "We should be on alert for anything suspicious." "They could be anywhere." "Even..." "Right here." "My God." "We'd never see the attack coming." " It's frightening, sir!" " Don't panic." "We'll just move slowly toward the exit." "[Mechanized voice] At last we meet, Mr. President." "It's happening." "I knew it." "You'll never take me alive!" "Aaaah!" "Ah!" "She's scrambling my brain!" "I'll get her!" "Aaah!" "Oh, no, you don't!" "Not on my watch!" "Good work, sir!" "Good God!" "The small ones have metal teeth!" "Jerry's kids, my ass!" "WILSON:" "Mr. President!" "Mr. President, have you gone completely insane?" "Like a fox." "We got to talk to the person who saw this coming," "Cindy Campbell." "She knows how to defeat the aliens." " Filthy, rotten scum!" " Aah!" "Aah!" "You're hideous!" "Get off my planet!" " No!" " Is everything all right?" "The exits are all blocked." "I'll find one, sir." "Everybody, clear!" "This way, sir!" "God, this is exciting!" "You're excited?" "You should feel my nipples." "Cody?" "Cody?" "Cody, where are you?" "Honey?" "GIGGINS:" "After today's incident in the East Room, the White House is now advising all citizens to board up their homes and prepare for an alien invasion." "Oh, no." "And now a News 8 exclusive." "The killer videotape you've been hearing about." "We're the only station that has it, and we're showing it all night." "Very exciting." "Let's roll it again." "There." "Nobody's getting through that sucker." "But we have to get down to the cellar." " George." " Cindy." "There's no time." "Cody." "Thank God." "I've been worried sick." "He showed up about an hour ago." "I tried to call." "No, he didn't." "Okay, but I was gonna." "No, he wasn't." "Cody, the point is you can't just run away like that." "I wanted to be with George." "Oh, honey, I know you want a dad, but..." "Oh, trust me, Cody, I'm not good at anything." "Why would I be good at that?" "SUE:" "Uncle George!" "©" "©" "© P@rM!" "NdeR" "© P@rM!" "NdeR M@nkÖÖ" "It's gonna be okay, Cody." "I'm going to die, aren't I?" "Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom said about you the day you were born?" "No." "I was in the delivery room with her." "She was having a hard time." "Then you began to come out of her." "And your mom screamed and screamed in pain." "She yelled, "Just kill me." "Bludgeon me with a bedpan." "Whatever you do, put me out of this pain."" "She was gushing torrents of blood." "I have this all on tape if you want to see it someday." "Well, finally you came out." "Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself." "Well, on the second try." "The first time she snipped your penis in half." "After all, she was drunk." "Actually, drugged." "We'd been out the night before celebrating St. Patrick's Day." "She thought, "Hey, I never tasted crystal meth."" "So she did just a little." "My penis?" "Yes." "They sewed it on upside down." "So that's why I pee up?" "Yes." "We'll get it fixed, honey." "It's on my list of things." "Right after we get TiVo." "Anyway, there you were." "Your mom turned to me and said," ""Hey, you want him?" "Take him."" "Then she died." "And I took you." "Do you know why?" "I had just lost my cat in a fire, and I needed something to pet and feed." "And I miss that cat, Cody." "But I love you." "And nothing's ever gonna change that, not even the very painful death we're about to experience." "TOM:" "George!" "[Banging]" "Are they gone?" "I don't hear anything." "[Banging]" "[Screams effeminately]" "Don't worry, Sue." "SUE:" "It was Uncle George." "Well, it's scary." "Good work, Sue." "I don't know what stupid, idiotic thing made these lights go off." "All right, there's spare fuses in the crawl space." "I can get these lights back on." "[Banging]" "Quick, George, grab that railroad tie." "Jam it against the door." " Oh!" " [Gasps]" "My balls!" "Oh!" "Not those!" "Jesus!" "No!" "SUE:" "Uncle George!" "I'm scared!" "Oh, sweetie, come here." "It's okay." "Aah!" "There's something on the other side of the door." "I can't see anything." "Oh, my God." "Can you see them?" "They're horrible." "They're grayish with big black eyes." "Their teeth are grotesque." "[Trilling]" " I think they're giggling." " What?" "Oh, no." "Oh, no, I think..." " I think they want..." " [Banging]" "Aaah!" "Help!" "Cody!" "Oh, my God!" "George." "Swing away, George." " Aah!" "Aunt Cindy, help!" " I'm coming, Cody." "I'll save you." " Ugh!" " Die!" "Die!" "You damn aliens, let him go!" "You're not getting in here!" " What else you got?" " George." "There!" "Had enough?" "Yeah." "Forget it, Cody." "Thank me later." "Oh, Cody." "Oh, thank God." "Come on." "SUE:" "Daddy!" " Daddy!" " Sue!" "Oh!" "Mahalik, what are you doing here?" "I told you the hood's always got your back." "Thank God." "There's two of them at the door." "They're gone." "Good." "They couldn't get in." "I hear they can't open doors." "They mastered space flight, but they can't get through a wooden door?" "Oh, look, the cellar's the safest place." "Women and children stay here." " Ugh!" " All right, and the men, we go outside and fight." "Right." "And what's the cutoff age for children?" "Come on!" "[Groans]" "[Rustling]" " [Shovel cocks]" " Follow me." "[Tires screeching]" "I'm sorry." "I thought I was hitting the brake." "Now, we don't have to go through insurance, do we?" "Mr. President, what are you doing here?" "I'm looking for Cindy Campbell." "She may hold the key to defeating the aliens." "Ah, good." "The Air Force is here with those new round planes." "We don't have round planes, sir." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." " [Hip-hop music plays]" " Wait." "Do you hear that?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" "Ah, ah, ah, ah" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" " Yo, what's up, George?" " C.J.!" "I told you the 'hood always got your back." "I got the boys with me." "Get out the car, man." "Who we gonna shoot?" "Is y'all ready to go step?" "Let's go do this, 'cause I'm hyped right now!" " Real hyped!" " You stepped on my shoe, bitch!" "Call me "bitch" again, and I'll park your truck dead in your ass." "Damn, homey!" " In the cornfield." " They're coming!" "Me and my boys, we gonna take care of this." "Come on, let's go." "Son, I'd bust this shit right now." " Your mama!" " I got your number, homey." "We over here, y'all!" "He ain't gonna bust nothing." "I got nuts bigger than him." "Whoa, country-ass, maple-syrup nigga." "Yeah, you want some biscuits?" "You want some biscuits?" "Get down!" "Get down!" "I can't believe what I just saw." "These men died for their country." "Send flowers to their bitches and hos." "I can't break free!" "Think!" "They must have some kind of weakness." " Huh?" " Huh?" "I found it!" "Without their heads, they're powerless!" "Please, no." "We mean you no harm." "We traveled to your planet to find an evil little girl." "We must destroy her before seven days." "You mean you watched the videotape?" "Our satellite picked up what we thought was "Pootie Tang."" "That was a week ago." "And now our entire race will die unless the girl is destroyed." "Oh, see?" "They are peaceful." "If they're so peaceful, why were they choking us?" "Oh, that's how we say hello." " Hello!" " Nice to see you." " Hello." " Hello." "Well, how do you guys say goodbye?" "Oh!" "[Groans] I had to ask." "If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee." "[Choking]" "So we're not so different after all." "There's something about this place." "It's like I've seen it before." "Oh, my God." "This used to be their farm." "She died right here." "There's something down there." "Ugh!" "Hey, awesome." "Yeah, you got it." "Just look at this." "Human beings and aliens working together." "We're all just one big galactic family." "Family." "That's just what I've been running away from." "Well, that's because you're an idiot." "This is it." "ARCHITECT:" "My wife took her to the family farm and drowned her in the well." "The little girl." "She's frightened of the well." "[Gasps]" "Aah!" " Ugh!" " Cindy!" "[Crowbar clanks]" "[Chainsaw sputters, buzzes]" "Time to go back down the well, bitch." "[Growling]" "Cindy!" "No." "Don't hurt him!" "Cindy, come outside." " The aliens aren't invading." " Aah!" "Aah!" "Don't worry, Cody." "I'll save you." " Aah!" " CIND Y:" "Wait!" "Wait." "Don't do this." "You don't have to be evil." "I know what happened to you, Tabitha." "I know what your mom did." "That was wrong." "You were just a little girl." "You're still that little girl, just a lot more corpsy and with really bad teeth." "But maybe all you need is a mother." "And a father." "We could be..." "A family." "Thank you all." "Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul." "I'll never have to kill again." "Really?" "Nah!" "I'm just screwing with you!" "[Grunts] Aah!" "I just want to tell you both good luck." " We're all counting on you." " [Splash]" "Now it's over." " [Gasps]" " Aah!" "Oh, no, no, it's okay." "He's our friend." "Thank you for saving our species." "Now we must return to our home planet." "Goodbye, then." "Ugh!" "Goodbye." "Hey, congratulations, George!" "You know the 'hood always got your back." "Yeah, yeah!" "Come on!" "Bye!" "Whoo!" " Oh!" " Oh!" "ALL:" "Bye!" "Oh, George, I'm so happy." "Finally we're a family." "Yeah." "You, me, and..." " Damn!" " Damn!" "[Tires screeching]" "Cindy, George, wait!" "[Sighs]" "Come on" ""Scary Movie 3"" "Welcome to the future, baby" "You think you hot shit 'cause you got ice on your wrist" "Now, y'all picture this..." "tough guy turned snitch" "Knew he was lying by the way his eyes twitch" "He gulp when he swallow" "When he spoke, his voice pitch" "My first thought's to slap him up, but I'm grown" "So I dropped a jewel in his ear" "Told him get on, leave it alone" "Now he's asking questions he shoulda asked from the start" "I'm gonna spit from the heart, spit till it's dark" "From the stage in the park, I'm gonna bite if you bark" "Just to show him that it's fun to me" "And take a look at what being broke gonna mean" "I am the truth, plus I'm hungry" "Heads or tail, playboy, what's it gonna be?" "You cannot escape your fate in the streets" "Okay, I'll count cash, you count sheep" "Better not sleep on the beats, capisce" "Ain't no jokes in here" "Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here" "Don't come poking your nose in here" "Listen to me, I ain't scared" "Ain't no jokes in here" "Ain't nothing but grown folks up in here" "Don't come poking your nose in here" "Listen to me, I ain't scared" "Now, Dame Lee" "This is slow motion like a Japanese warrior" "I'm a shogun" "If I got beef with more than one problem" "You can't afford 'em, son" "Used to mess with your chick out of boredom, son" "Then I'd make her leave like she was autumn, son" "I'm not talking to him, I'm talking to all of them" "I don't discriminate, I'm who they women love" "Yo, I'm who they kids look up to" "Hi, my name is Dame Lee" "I do it 'cause I can, do you blame me?" "Watch how you feel about me" "Everything that I spit is true" "And my fam got the same blood running through them, too" "You shook, son, look at how you looking" "Wearing tampon singles" "I'm a beast over beats" "I count cash, you count sheep" "Don't sleep on the beats" "I'm a beast" "Ain't no jokes in here" "Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here" "Don't come poking your nose in here" "Listen to me, I ain't scared" "Ain't no jokes in here" "Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here" "Don't come poking your nose in here" "Listen to me..." "You can live or you can die, die, die" "You can bounce up like a "G" or break down and cry" "You's a beotch, unh, yeah" "And that's word from the ill crowd" "Thug, look at what you got, please" "Poppin' shots on your enemies" "It ain't no slick talkin' your way out the battle" "The tension's real thick, gettin' beefier than cattle" "So you cowboys grab your heater and your saddle" "Mount up, unh, yeah, get your jollies" "Don't be too nervous, buddy, 'cause I'ma get to dissin'" "While your homey's givin' up" "Two fingers like Richard Nixon" "I keep it real street 'cause I'm bred from the street" "T- shirt upon my back, Chuck Taylors on my feet" "Major bubblin' major fumbling', be troublin'" "Broads is into major humping', I'm livin' for somethin'" "I envied nothin', I never be frontin'" "Just check how a be coming" "Bonecrusher, homey, you heard" "Might be boozy but I ain't banking' no curves" "Off the dank and the drank, I be chasin' them skirts" "Thug, look at what you got, please" "Poppin' shots on your enemies" "Thug, look at what you got, please" "Poppin' shots on your enemies" "Listen and observe me" "Doo doo like tore sandals" "I never reach, I got pull like door handles" "Boy got flame, man, I burn like your candles" "Are you in key on your life's piano?" "Lifestyle is "Sopranos"" "Here today but then you're gone tomorrow" "Proceed to bubble..." "The need is kind of dire, live wire" "Like an electric box during a storm" "Forced to live like this" "Or that's how real it's gonna get" "You can live or you can die, die, die" "You can bounce up like a "G" or break down and cry" "You's a beotch, unh, yeah" "And that's word from the ill crowd" "Thug, look at what you got, please" "Poppin' shots on your enemies" "Thug, look at what you got, please" "Poppin' shots on your enemies" "[Kebyar's "Smoke It Up" plays]" "Just shake and break and roll it up" "Just stay and blaze and smoke it up" "And if you're not alone, then you better find the door" "Now, while you hang around V.I.P." "Naw, we smokin' good, should be chillin' with me" "You like the way the green tickle your nose" "Making you want to slip out those clothes and get..." "I hear you giggle but you know it's the truth" "Why don't you bounce in my crib, we can roll on the roof" "You can introduce Kebyar to your crew" "We can get down and maybe they would like to come, too" "Just shake and break and roll it up" "Just stay and blaze and smoke it up" "Just shake and break and roll it up" "Just stay and blaze and smoke it up" "And if you're not alone, then you better find the door" "Time to bring it in on, all night I'm on the wrong..." "My Caddy riding' down the 285, lookin' live up in the ride" "I love it, the way it makes me move now" "Blow it out my nose on the way to the door" "I want it, I need it to make me groove now" "If I don't have it..." "I love it, the way it makes me move now" "Yo, yo, yo" "Who you lookin' at?" "Tryin' to clock us?" "I ain't feelin' that, you can't stop us" "Who you lookin' at?" "Don't try to drop us" "'Cause ain't nobody, can't nobody ever touch us" "Yeah, notice..." "Bullets spark through your parka" "But it's really your fault" "It was silly to talk" "Feelin' ya grilling' me" "Stop tryin' to get rid of me, the streets know this" "See, death threats are never bogus" "If you're dead wrong, we stand strong" "Collective soldiers, warriors" "By any means come out victorious" "Don't be sayin' my name" "Who you lookin' at?" "Tryin' to clock us?" "I ain't feelin' that, you can't stop us" "Who you lookin' at?" "Don't try to drop us" "'Cause ain't nobody, can't nobody ever touch us" "You don't want to get bitten by pedigree..." "Venomous sting sideline him till his physique" "Looks like a leak, distressed, took like a thief" "He quit thuggin' cold turkey" "Yo, who you lookin' at?" "Tryin' to clock us?" "I ain't feelin' that, you can't stop us" "Who you lookin' at?" "Don't try to drop us" "'Cause ain't nobody, can't nobody ever touch us" "Hey, yo, what you feelin' like?" "I got ya" "[Dame Lee's "Rock Rock Bounce Bounce" plays]" "I'm one of the greatest natural phenomenons" "Like Ramadan" "I wish you could see what I've seen when the drama's on" "And when the drama's on" "Call flex, the bomb is on" "Cocked and loaded" "Safely holstered under my left arm" "Cold shoulder, that's how I hold it" "Now I play the drama bringer, degrader" "Dame Lee" "Rock, rock, rock, bounce, bounce, bounce" "Rock, rock, rock, bounce, bounce, bounce" "Rock, rock, rock, bounce, bounce, bounce" "Dame Lee, Dame Lee" "Rock, rock, rock, bounce, bounce, bounce" "MAHALIK:" "Deejay, spin that shit!" " [Note plays]" " GE ORGE:" "Bitch" " [Lower note plays]" " Ho" "[Notes playing]" "GE ORGE:" "Now everybody in the 2-0-2" "Throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through" "Now everybody in the 2-0-2, throw 'em up" " Check it out." " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "I'm a white boy, but my neck is red" "I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread" "My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail" "Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail" "How many bitches have I slapped?" "Zero, unh" "And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero" "I grew up on a farm, and I was born with no rhythm" "Dr. Phil's my uncle, and I like to hang with him" "I can't dance, I wear khaki pants" "My middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France" "So maybe I'm wack 'cause my skin ain't black" "But you can't talk smack" "'Cause whitey just struck back"