"Long ago, when the line between Good and Evil was clearly drawn twin brothers faced each other in battle." "Good was triumphant, and the Knight buried his brother." "Now, a thousand years later, the struggle continuous." "THE WANDERER" "Lord!" "Protect thy servant." "Give him the strength for the bay he's load and overcome his enemies." "Pull up thy enemies also." "He is thy solder, oh Lord." "Protect him..." "and take him in my care." "Until our paths cross... once more." "Episode 5 "CASTLE TAKES KNIGHT"" " Where did you get this?" " It was handed down to me." " Should be in a museum." " Possibly one day." " How old would you say it was?" " Ninth-tenth century." " Remarkably condition." " In working condition." "The stone here is quiet unusual." "That's putting in modeling." "It's this I need help with." "The place I'm trying to find." "The same period if it still exists." "If it's not buried under some hypermarket." "Chance as there was a car park." " Is it German?" " Possibly." "It's not American." "Perhaps somewhere in Europe." "It's about as far as I got." "See this pillar here." "The stone object, if it is stone." "What about the shape?" "Does that mean anything to you?" "No..." "No." "Not to me." "Maybe... this might help you." "But please, read this kindly." "Nothing!" "I know I'm not gonna like this, Beatrice, but would you care to elaborate?" "In the museum he's learned nothing." "She's gave him every relevant book she's got, and he's learned nothing." "I'm surrounded by idiots!" "Obviously, your family were first in line when they handed out the idiot genes." "It's not very nice, Beatrice." "Sometimes I just feel like giving this whole thing up, and just body a musical." "Zachary!" "This is important!" "Try to concentrate." "Watch my lips..." " I've got a story." " Listen to Beatrice..." "Jack the Ripper." " As a musical?" " So he's an anti-hero." "I've got a title: "Love Hurts"." "Can we get back on track, please?" "Your twin is stumbling around going nowhere." "I'm thinking..." "You need him to find your grave." "You need to stimulate his memory." "Do something!" "Somewhere suitable..." "Somewhere atmospheric..." "Somewhere moody..." " But how do we get him there?" " I'll take care of that." "We could open him "Whitechapel"." "It's to discovery of the Ripper's first victim." "A jellied ell old salesman enters with his barrow." "The music starts." "At first it's just a piano..." "The jellied ell old salesman rubs the blood off his hands allover his armpit." "And then he dance a little Cockney dance." " The orchestra starts up..." " Shut up!" "God!" "But you are twitchy." "Let me arrange it." "You still haven't said, how are we gonna get him there?" "Put someone he cares for in parole." "Someone he cares for...?" "Do it." "Thank you!" " Where are ya?" " 30 kilometers east of Burghausen." "Good." "Well, find a place for the night." "Well, stay in touch." "Could I ask Herr Director when?" "I have some papers you simply must sing." "We'll see." "Don't forget I'm dangerous company these days." "Watch your back, old friend." "Not too far now." "He's young, he's strong..." "Don't let him pull you down." "Pushkin likes me, grandfather?" "Sure he likes you." "That's what little girls are for." "Oh grandfather!" "I'm not a little girl anymore." "It seems like only yesterday your mother was saying things like that." "Where did you bury him?" "Our unholy twin." "I'm not supposed to find out it yet?" "I hate it when you do that." "I feel like you marking my progress with the day minus." " I'm really looking forward to it." " More than I am." "Castle full of medieval tall nets." "Should be quite like the old days." "I hope the plumbing is better." "They were wonderful days to be alive." "A man could really express himself." "Today in this flaccid wimpling age you'd never get your torture chambers through their peddling building regulations." "I'm sorry, the castle is closed for the season." "Not true, caretaker!" "I've just reopened that." " But look..." " The furniture is coming." "Now who was the last person who died in the deepest darkest dungeon?" "The one that never sees daylight?" " Prince Ferdinand." " Wrong!" "You!" "Now give my regards to his bones." "Tell him that Count Zachary trusts has been some improvement in his deplorable skin condition." "Take him away!" "Drop him in there quietly." "I've got a headache." "The last thing I need is the sound of caretakers bouncing off stone floors." "He is quiet close now." " Are you ready?" " Ready." "There's my brave lad." " You know where to stand?" " Well, he can't possibly miss me." "Oh, I'm sure we'll all miss you." "Steady as a rock now." "Facing him." " Just round the bend." " Just round the bend." " Off you go then." " Off I go then." "You'll enjoy being dead." "Zachary and I do." "Can you give me a hand with the body?" " Body?" " I've just killed a man." "Oh my God!" "What happened?" "He was standing in the middle of the road." "I came around the bend." "And I had no chance to avoid him." " Are you certain, he's dead?" " I think so." "Will you check?" "He's dead!" "Why was he standing there?" "We cant leave him here." "Give me a hand." "We shouldn't move him any further." "The police don't like it." "The police!" "Yes of course!" "You have had a nasty shock." "Let me give you a lift to the police." "That was a warning, but not for me." "Mathias, you're in trouble." "Pushkin?" "!" "Pushkin?" "!" "How can I go home without you?" "Pushkin?" "!" "Pushkin?" "!" "I'm looking for Mathias." "And all I'm getting is lost dogs." " Godbold." " Godbold!" "Thank the Lord someone's answering their phone." "I need help." "Mathias is in trouble." "But I don't know where." "All I'm getting is a picture of a girl with a lost dog." "I shouldn't argue with that all, son." "If you see a little girl whose lost her dog it must be trying to point you somewhere." "I know you wanna help Mathias." "What exactly did you see?" "What did I see?" "I didn't see anything." "Just a girl crying." "You saw a little girl crying." "Anything else?" "I'm thinking..." "Trees." "She was looking for a dog among the trees." "She was calling its name." "And she came out of the trees." "She looked back towards a castle." "I saw a castle." " Well, remember it." " Thank you, Godbold." "I'll be in touch." "Now I need to find a castle." "Help!" "Does it anyone hear me?" "Help!" " How far to the police station?" " Nearly there now." "This isn't the police station." "You are a woman?" "It has been said." "The woman Beatrice!" "Let this be a lesson to you:" "never accept lifts from strange men." "That man on the road..." "It was your man!" "He was." "Then I gave him to you." "Relax!" "It's not a time warp." "Just some set dressing for the benefit of my twin." "Your friend and mine." "The Herr Director...?" "Your respected employer, yes." "I have some things I want him to remember." "Some of these "bric-a-brac" should do the trick." "What makes you think that he'll come here?" "He doesn't know I'm here." "You underestimate in side." "You are the bait, my dear." "He'll come clamoring to your rescue." "You're in trouble." "What sort of trouble?" "Um, something melodramatic I fancy." "A castle..." "Sweating, Mr. Assistant?" "You're out of fear." "It should bring my brother running." "Beam!" "That should jar his memory." "It so long since I worn this." "Does it smell musty, do you think?" "Or is it you?" "Sometimes we forget, Beatrice, just how long in a tooth we are." "Although, I must say you don't look at." "I maybe steeped in seal, but my hygiene has never been in questioned." "I'd use my old perfume." "Let's no go overboard." "I want him to remember me as I was." "I will not smell like some old cupboard." "My dear Beatrice..." "I want you to remember the purpose of this exercise." "It is not a window of opportunity for you to rekindle your obsessive love for my twin." "I don't love him." "I hate him!" "Is he coming?" "He's near." "Get your wits about, you woman, it disturbs you still." "He is near, okay?" "Good." "Because I have a little reception committee prepared for him." "What are you doing all dressed up this time of the day?" "You don't even know how to use those damn things." "It's like golf, you know." "Sold in a groove." "Groove." "Decision time, gentlemen." "Here comes to us all moments of great importance." "Yours is here now." "You should really think about this." "The wrong choice now could have serious consequences." "I don't wanna have to kill you." "'Cause then my soul gets so bloody and I'll have to clean it." "I feel "yuck"." "You don't listen, do you?" "Maybe you will when you get tired." "Playing with them." "Did you really expect they'd be a much for him?" "He has no business making our people look like fools." "If you want him here in the caste, why are you making it difficult for him?" "Because I know his psychology." "If we try to keep him away, you're knowing my brother he'll come here twice as easily." "He was always so tediously gone home." "You can't stop, can you?" "You're working for someone who aren't accepted fight." "Killing gives me no pleasure." "I give you your lives." "That's my gift to you." "And if you insist on dying for fear of Zachary than you'll have to do it yourself." "Because I won't help you." "Hello..." "What's wrong?" "I have lost my dog." "Please, help me find my dog." "I can't." "There's somebody up in that castle needs my help." "It's not my dog." "It's grandfather's." " Maybe he's off chasing rabbits?" " I need to find my dog." "Well..." "You wait here, don't move." "When I can get back..." "When I get back, okay?" "You must be joking?" "They've got Mathias in the castle." "Okay." "You win." "Let's go." " What's his name?" " Pushkin." "Here, Pushkin!" "Come on, Pushkin!" "He's going somewhere with a child." "He was coming here and now he's going somewhere with your archetypal distressed child." "Zachary!" "This is important." "She's lost her dog!" "God!" "He's a puppet for sentiment." "I mean he supposed to be rescuing his chef executive." "What if the poor slob nose within the estimation of his employer he ranked somewhere second to a dog of bloody move." "I'm gonna have to hire some transport." "If Mathias is still alive, he'll kill me." " Pushkin?" "!" " Pushkin?" "!" " We'll find him." "You don't have to cry." " What if we don't find him?" "Hey!" "I want more confidence than that." "I'm making promises here." " Pushkin?" "!" " Pushkin?" "!" "Okay." "So which way should we go now?" "I'm working on it." "I'll make sure the next opponent he meets gives him something to remember." "Remember what?" "Slow down!" "Cast your mind back, Beatrice, for the one who wounded him." "All I remember is the lady Clare nursing him back to health." "Nevermind Clare." "Remember the one who wounded him." "The Viking Berserker." "They had that ability, you couldn't stop them with arrows." "No-ones they had a battle madness." "I mean it's so damn cliched." "Some cow nurses a norm to sophisticated warrior." "Of course the man was gonna go all testosterone about her." "I said to forget Clare." "I'm trying to." "It's a great idea." "Forgetting her would be peachy." "But then it's only been a millennium also, hasn't it?" "You're sure it safe to turn him leaves in here?" "We'll find out, won't we?" "He's lost, isn't he?" "He's gone!" "Don't start crying again." "If you're crying, we'll never hear him." "If he stand, we shan't hear him." "That's it." "Reminds you earful." " What's your name?" " Paper." "Pushkin!" " Come on, Pushkin!" " Pushkin!" " Pushkin!" " Pushkin!" " Pushkin!" " Pushkin!" "Here's trouble." "You couldn't stay away, ej?" "Pushkin!" "You're magnetic personality." " It's a cute little girl." " I think I'm outta touch." " Pushkin!" " Here we go." "Pushkin!" "Pushkin is in here." "It leads to the castle." "Grandfather says its a old escape route." "Mathias is in there." "I've gotta go in." "Now you know why you had to find the dog." "Okay." "So let's get them both out." " Darken." " Hang on." "I've got a lamp." "Pushkin!" "It's raining!" "It was always raining, remember?" "Not on the inside." "Is the rain necessary?" "Gets him in the move." "You couldn't manage with a light shower?" "Hold nag-nag-nag, Beatrice." "Your hormones playing up again?" "Do you think you might update some of your dialog?" "I resent squelching around looking like a drowning ferret." "Quite woman!" "He's coming." "He's coming!" "It's long time since I heard that." "Is that for real?" "If he can brink back a real one, how far does Zachary's powers go?" "Used to go a long way." "A terribly long way." "God help us all." "Pushkin!" "Good boy!" "This way!" "Come on." "Oh my God!" " He's looking for someone." " So as the dog." "Grandfather!" "Grandfather!" " Hello!" " Thank God!" "Tie this..." "Tie this around you, sir." "Quickly grandfather!" "Quickly!" "I'm ready!" " Grandfather!" "Oh grandfather!" " It's okay." "Another reason to rescue that dog." "If we weren't for the dog, she'll have no grandfather." "Where's a torture chamber?" " I know you!" " You know my brother." " Where's a torture chamber?" " This way!" "Mathias could be anywhere." "Knowing my brother's warped sense of humour, ...I'd say he's in a torture chamber." "That's what it looked like." "So where is it?" "That way!" "Pushkin!" "Brings back a few memories." "I think you like fighting as much as you like prime?" "I needed the exercise." "Come on." "Which way now?" "Through that door." " Pushkin!" " Shh!" "You are getting a really good at that, Herr Director." "Thank God." "I'm extremely happy to see you, Herr Director." "I'm very happy to see you, Mathias." "What in God's name is that?" " Nothing in the God's name." " It's a challenge." " Come one." "Let's go!" " For me alone." "Take them outta the castle." "He always was too honorable for his own good." "Be careful, Herr Director!" "There are other passages." "Perhaps, we can help?" " Where?" " This way!" "Come on!" "Come!" "My son, come!" "You must live on." "For the sake of the Lord." "We can't do no more here." "Come!" "We must go!" " I thought I told you to go." " I did, but I came back again." " Clare!" " Don't move!" "Clare!" "Don't move!" "Do not move!" "I will not have my nursing go to waste." "You're the Lady Clare." "And you are the Wanderer." "But I beg you not to wander at the moment." "Oh, don't worry..." "You're no longer just noble and brave..." "now you clean." "You're hungry?" "The food is plentiful." "But often uneatable." "My father prefers quantity to quality." "Nevertheless, I suggest you eat." "Your suggestions have the force of orders, Lady Clare." "My father keep saying things like that." "I'll leave you with Marry." "She'll feed you." "Girl is my personal servant." "I'd appreciated if you employ her strictly for culinary purposes." "She is not for rolling on the bed." "Did you see that?" "They just planked him free when he was becoming interestingly visual." "Well, at least the scheme is working." "I mean it is moving him along nicely." "Nicely..." "Nicely!" "I hate the word "nicely"." "We're moving him in a wrong direction." "Don't temper with what I'm doing here, Beatrice." "Don't make that mistake." "And don't make those little noises." "You so remind me of that..." "rapturous week we had in Hartlepool." "I do like this." "Do you think our works department could knock me up a portable?" "You're going..." "I have things unfinished." "Yes." "Us." "I'm the Wanderer." "If you asked me, I'd follow you." "I wouldn't cling to you and I'll hold your back." "I'd share your life with you." "I believe you would." "Well then...?" "I'd be dash to you." "My brother destroys anything I love." "There's no place I'd rather be than with you." "You will always be with me." "You've open veins in me I never knew I had." "You'd better return and make an honest woman of me." "Depend on it." "Soon?" "Too soon for your father I think." "Leave him to me." "God keep you, Knight." "My Lady." "It's alright." "You're back with us." "I saw Clare." "She nursed me." "You remembered Clare?" "Can't believe that I could ever forgotten her." "After all this time how could I not remember Clare?" "That was a thousand years ago." "Another lifetime." "So I tell you something:" "that makes no difference." "And now, that I've seen her, it's just like it was." "And now I'm in love with some woman who doesn't exist." "There's something going on." "They've set this up for your benefit." "They want you to remember her." "Well, it worked." "She's lodged in me like an arrow." "It's alright." "It's just a dream." "It's more than a dream." "Do you think that's the end to him?" "Who knows?" "My twin is in love again." "You wanted him to remember her." "Never could stand it, could you?" "This entire production was to have him remember her." "Temper!" "Temper!" "Come on, woman!" "We'd finished here." "He's remembered Clare." " Would he find her, do you think?" " I'm betting on it after all." "Clare holds the key." "He now has the motivation." "And we can always point the way." "You know where she is!" "Get out!" "I wanna drive!" "Godbold tells me, you saved my life." "I showed him one of the secret passages." "There's a huge place." "Must be a big drain on resources?" "It was always so." "You're not just a caretaker, are ya?" "You are very perceptive." "It's mine." "I hoped it would be hers one day." "Maybe it still will be." "See this, Paper?" "This is all authentic." "That's worth a lot of money." "They all are." "I don't really think my brother all need them any more, do you?" "You take it." "It yours." "I've to go now." "Bye-bye." "Bye-bye." "Bye-bye, Pushkin." "Have you been in love, Mathias?" "Swallowed it like a rock and you're in its." "Not really." "But may I offer Herr Director my congratulations." "Trouble is - she died a thousand years ago." "So why does it hurt, like I've just left her?" "The question you've got to ask is why they want you so much trouble to make sure you remembered her?" "My brother's climb while haven't ensured that I'll feel yet more pain." "But at least she's someone he can no longer injure." "Unless she is alive again." "How could she be alive again?" "You are." "Clare?" "!" "Subtitles created by DimDimCh."