"Masters Of Horror Season 2 Episode 6" "This somebody'sidea of a joke?" "Not mine." "And the rest of these.What are they,replacements for steel wool?" "You wanna keepworking here?" "Substandard." "Damn it." "All right,you heardthe boss,back to work." "What aboutthat meeting?" "It's important,jake." "You deal with it." "I'm outta here." "Evenin',jakey." "Shanna's in room 12." "Shanna?" "You in here?" "Ah,so good to see you." "You stink." "Like rotting flesh." "Fur trader." "It's,you know,my work." "But someday-- someday it's gonna make mea very rich man." "And you'd like that, wouldn't you,shanna?" "Someday,someday,someday." "If I had a dollar for every "someday"I heard in this dump," "I could've bought myselfa job as a supermodel by now." "That's not allowed." "Come on,gimme." "No." "Come on,come on." "I paid ya." "Not for whatyou wanna do." "You know the rules,you pig." "If you don't stop it, I'll call security." "Get out." "Out." "Get out." "Get out." "You bastard." "Okay,I'm goin',I'm goin, but one day,you'll give it to me." "I don't like it this far out here,pa." "What if we get caught?" "The only way we'regonna get caught,larry," " is if you keepyappin', - yeah, so shut up." "This is mother mayter'sland,ain't it,pa?" "And?" "And we're not supposedto go out there,are we?" "I mean,maybethere's a reason people don't gothis deep into the woods." "What if something gets us?" "I went in yesterdayto set the traps,didn't I?" "And I came out okay,didn't I?" " Yeah - yeah,but." "Go on." "Mother mayterhas done a good job spreading storiesfor generations." "To scare peopleoff the land." "It's a bunch of crap." "Those storiesdon't scare me, 'cause I know bullshitwhen I hear it." "What are allthese structures?" "What are you gonna do?" "Pee yourself?" "They're nothin'." "They said they was ruinsfrom some old." "some old city." "Well,that is amazing." "Enough." "And be quiet,ya hear?" "Bingo." "Hey,there's raccoons in all the trapsyou set down there." "I told youit'd be all right." "You remember how I told you it's done?" "Yeah,I crushtheir throats." "First you turn themover on their backs." "Then you put your heelon their windpipe." "And you stomp downreal hard." "If you do it right,you'll hear a good crunch." "That'll be theirwindpipe shattering." "Oh,well." "The heel ain'tgonna work with them." "They still gotsome pepper left in 'em." "It ain't?" "That's whatthe bat's for." "You give 'em a bunchof good whacks." "I've seen it take upto 50 swings once, so you just keep swingin' until you crush their fuckin' skulls." "Okay." "We've gotourselves some." "some traps to clear." "Hey,pa." "Look at this." "Come look." "Well,I'll be damned." "What do youthink happened?" "That critter must'vechewed its own paw off." "You really gotta wanna get free to do something like that." "We got almost a dozen beauties here,son." "In all my years,I ain't never seen pelts this pretty." "I can hardly believethey're coon." "We're gonna have money to burn when we sell them to feldman." "Shit." "It's mother mayter." "Let's get the hellout of here." "Thick as can be." "And not a bald spotor a scar." "Primes,larry." "Yeah,dad." "They sure are beauts,pa." "And you know,the amazing thing is that they'reall identical." "As if allthose coons came from the samebig family." "Gimme,uh,kind ofa funny feeling,you know?" " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Make me feelall warm inside." "Yeah,and all that money that feld manis gonna pay for 'em, that gives mea good,warm feeling." "Listen." "I-I'm gonna hit the sackafter I phone feldman." "So you stay hereand clean up." "Understand?" "Yes,sir." "This betterbe good." "How about pelts." "of such anoutstanding quality that you'd be willing to pay 10 times the going pricejust to have 'em." "And out of the kindness of my heart," "I'll give you first crack at 'em." "Jameson,the only reason you'd give me first crack is because there isnot another chump east of the pacific ocean who'll even take your fuckin' phone call." "You keep makin' jokes,feldman, the loss is gonna be all yours." "Wait,wait,wait." "Hold on." "What's your stock,jameson?" "Coon." "But trust me,feldman." "You've never seenpelts like these before." "They're gonna make you a rich man." "They're gonna give you." "whatever it is that your heart desires." "You better notbe bullshittin' me." "Jameson,I do nothave the time to head out into the fuckin'boonies on some wild fuckin'goose chase." "You just get herebefore I change my mind." "You better notbe bullshittin' me." "They're just so damn beautiful." "Hey,wake up." "What is it?" "What?" "What do you want?" "What the fuck do youthink you're doing?" "That's wherethe bat comes in." "I seen it takeupwards of 50 swings once." "Fuckin' hillbilly bastard." "Jameson." "Jameson." "It's feldman." "Jameson." "Go on in,lou." "Hello?" "You see anything?" "No." "Jameson?" "No matter how manytimes I smell it," "I'll never get used to the stench of dried blood." "my god." "Jameson wasn'tbullshittin' me." "How long we beenin the fur business,lou?" "15?" "20?" "You ever seen anything like these pelts?" "Nothin',boss." "Absolutely nothin'." "Pelts like these." "the sky's the limit." "We can have anythingour hearts desire." "What the fuck was that?" "Jameson." "Jameson." "Is that you?" "Fuckin' hell." "Jesus christ,jake." "He fell face-firstinto it." "Where's jameson?" "What the hellhappened here,jake?" "Can you believethose pelts though?" "You gotta be kidding me." "No." "Can you imagine." "the coat that we canmake with those pelts?" "We might finally have something to makea little noise next month." "Cirio?" "The world's biggest international fur show." "It doesn't getany bigger than that." "When we gonnacallhe cops,jake?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "We'll call 'emfrom the highway." "Anonymously." "Come on." "All right." "Let's get this." "Let's go." "Come on,lady." "Let's go." "Get 'em inside." "What's gottenthem,boss?" "Probably had some bad fuckin'egg rolls for lunch,lou." "Who the fuck cares?" "Come on." "Get 'eminside and let's go." "By this time next week,lou, we're gonna have one of the world's mostextraordinary fur coats." "After cirio,sky's the limit." "Sky is the limit." "We're gonna need the right model though,you know?" "Somebody worthy of the coat, otherwiseit's all for nothing." "Lou,I already got somebody in mind." "No,don't stop." "Damn it." "Go away." "Shit." " Who is it?" " Don't stop." " Damn it." " No." "I'm so sickof this shit." "Chill out." "Okay?" "Yeah?" "Somebody's hereto see you,shanna." "He says it's important." "Tell him I'm busy." "Shanna." "It's me." "Jake feldman." "It's okay." "Let him in." "He smells likea god damn slaughter house." "He's hopeless." "I got a business proposition for you." "I've heard your propositions before." "Man,how many timesdo I have to tell you?" "I'm not into that." "I'll never let you have that." "Not for allthe money in the world." "This is a straight, down-the-line business deal." "I'm making a coat and I want you to wear it next month." "At cirio." "Cirio?" "It's been a while since I've done a legitimate fashion show." "Shanna,I wannado this show, and I don't wannado anything." "Once you see the coat that I'm makin' for you." "these pelts." "are unbelievable." "Well." "we'll see." "Okay?" "No." "The coat'll befinished next week." "I'll bring itto your place." "I know what you like." "We'll see." "No." "No." "Cutting is an art,sergio." "Fuck that up again." "and I'll cut yournuts off myself." "Capisce?" "Can you imaginean endless supply of those pelts,boss?" "Yeah." "I'll take usto the coons from wherever jameson trapped 'em." "To the coons." "A breeding pair." "Where you going?" "Where'd you trapthose pelts,jameson?" "Oh,yeah." "Hello there,ma'am." "You must bemother mayter." "My name is jake feldman,and I,uh." "I brought you." "a bottle of moonshine." "I" " I just need to ask you a few questions." "Do you mind if i come up there?" "Come." "I've been expecting you." "You wanted to see me?" "Yeah." "about the animals." "The one son your land." "The pine lights,you mean?" "Pine lights." "Many years ago, a whole nest ofthe pine lights gathered deep in the woods in the clearingjust beyond here." "They became." "sentinels of the lost city." "So." "pine lights." "Clearings." "Sentinels." "Lost city." "No disrespect,but." "what has that got to do with anything?" "It's why I walled off my land." "It's why I warn people about trespassing." "********" "************" "To protect them?" "Is,uh." "is that them?" "Are they the pine lights?" "yeah" "I was wonderin' if you'd be willing to give me a coupleof the,uh." "raccoons?" "Now,obviously,I'd be willin' to pay you for them." "it was you the other night,wasn't it?" " You killed them." " No,ma'am." "Of course not." "You were the reason they died." " To satisfyyour vanity." " No,ma'am." " Your callousness." " no!" "*******" "***********" "They have not had their final say." "They have not finished with you yet." "What's the matter,lou?" "Sue chin yao." "What the hell happened?" "She suffocated." "What?" "We had to pull an all-nighter to make surethe coat was ready." "Apparently she sent the other seamstresses home around 4:00 in the morning." "Said she could finish it herself." "She was the only one here when this happened." "You tellin' me she did this to herself?" "Did you call the police yet?" "No,I was waitin' for you." "Okay." "Good." "Go ahead and call 'em." "But keep thingsas quiet as possible." " Hey,jake - the last thing." "that we need." "is a lot of badpublicity." "Lot of bad shit's beenhappening around here ever since we startedworking on this coat." "It's like it's cursedor something." "I don't believein curses,lou." "You shouldn't havecome here,jake." "I just wanted to show you the coat." "You wanna see it,right?" "Okay okay." "You wait." "You wait till you see this." "Wait." "Are you ready?" "Look at this." "look at this,shanna." "Yes." "Oh,my god." "You're right,jake." "It's-- it's beautiful." " Can I - let's try it oninside." "The light's better." "Fuck wearing the coating some show." "I just wanna have it." "You have a very good chance." "I might just give it to you." "Good chance?" "Well,we've got it out to a couple of other models." "We've gotta give the ma chance to audition." "I don't want anyone wearing this coat but me." "We'll see." "Really?" "Believe me,baby,this is the only audition you'll need." "Stop." "Too god damn big." "Where's your bathroom?" "It's down there." "I gotta--gottafind something sharp." "What?" "I gotta freshen up." "I've done a lot worsefor a lot less." "Shanna." "Shanna." "Hey,is everything okay?" "Your-- yourskin is gone." "I made it for you." "My work of art." "I did this to impress you." "Help me." "Oh,my god." "Shanna." "Shanna." "Shanna." "Get away from me." "He was my friend." "You know this guy?" "Let's getsomebody over here." "Get a statement."