"Great." "Great!" "Just give me a second to change the film." "Okay." "Okay, I know I'm not supposed to know, but.." "..I do and I'm so excited for you." "What..what's going on.?" "Monica's pregnant..!" "Oh my God.!" "Is that why you guys had to get married..?" "Guys, I'm not pregnant." "Hah.." "Slow swimmers?" "What?" "What do you mean?" "You're not pregnant.?" "You didn't tell anybody I was, did you?" "No." "I'll be right back." "Now, why don't we get a shot of just Monica and the Bloody Soldier?" "Oh!" "About that." "Joey you have to change before the party." "I can't." "I dont have any other clothes here." "Find some." "Please." "Anything that doesn't say "I died tragically in France."" "Well then why don't we see the bride and the groom and the bridesmaids." "Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys that you're not pregnant?" "Because I'm not." "We found your test in the trash." "If you're not pregnant... it's because I am." "(Chandler) Whoa.. what are you talking about?" "(Monica) What are you talking about?" "Yes, I'm...(ahemm)..." "I am with child." "And I did'nt wanna say anything because its your day, I did'nt wanna steal your thunder." "Wait a minute." "So you told people I was pregnant?" "Does this look like a conversation I wanna remember.?" "Who's the father?" "Yeah..!" "I can't say." "Why?" "Why not?" "I can't say because he's famous." "Oh my God." "Who is it?" "Phoebe come on." "You have to tell us." "Okay." "Okay." "It's James Brolin." "James Brolin is the father of my baby." "As in Barbra Streisand's husband James Brolin?" "What?" "Well he never said that to me." "Friends 8x01 After I Do" "Ripped by = $H@una|" "Aa.." "Monica if you could step away we'll get Chandler and the bridesmaids." "How about just the bridesmaids?" "You know, I am the groom right." "I was told it was kind of a big deal." "(Phoebe) Yeah, it is.!" "(Rachel) Yeah.!" "Oh my God!" "Oh thank you for doing that." "I just can't deal with this." "Just quite yet!" "So instead you told me Monica was pregnant?" "You said that she was." "I just did'nt disagree with you." "(Phoebe) Aah.." "Sneaky!" "(Rachel) Yeah!" "Smile Ladies. (Rachel) Oh!" "Oh by the way, James brolin?" "Oh!" "I know." "I could only think of two names:" "Him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he's gay, so." "Ed Begley Jr. is not Gay!" "Really?" "Thank you very much." "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time:" "Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!" "Before you go out there, I got a present for you." "Honey, I'm not gonna put my hand in your pocket." "No." "I've been taking dancing lessons." "What?" "Yeah, for the last six weeks." "I wanted this to be a moment we'd never forget." "Oh!" "That is so sweet." "So, would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?" "Yes." "Whats the matter?" "I don't know." "Its these new shoes." "They are all slippery." "Oh, are you gonna be able to do this?" "Not well." "Well, the good news is I dont think anyone's looking at us." "So, you ready to talk about it?" "No." "Now?" "No." "Ok we'll talk about something else." "Who's the father?" "Oh!" "Look you know what, I haven't told him yet so.." "..until I do, I don't think I should tell anybody else." "Yeah, that's fine, that's fair." "Is it Tag?" "Oh, Phoebe.!" "Okay, I'm sorry." "I'll stop." "Is it Ross?" "It's Ross, isn't it?" "Oh my God, it's Joey!" "Honey, stop it okay." "I'm not gonna tell you until I tell him." "Ahaa.!" "Atleast we know it's a Him." "Oh, Sweet Lord!" "I'm sorry, okay?" "I went down to the giftshop." "It was either this or a bathrobe." "Look!" "What's more important?" "The way I'm dressed or me being with you on your special day." "Honey, I'm not even gonna pretend I was listening." "Hey." "Heyy!" "Hi, I'm Ross." "I don't believe we've met." "I'm Monica's older brother." "Oh Hi!" "I'm Mona from her restaurant." "Oh!" "Hello, "Mona from her restaurant."" " Mona." "Wow, what a beautiful name." " You think so, I always kind of hated it." "Oh!" "Come On." "Mona Lisa!" "Ahem." "Mona Klegglachen?" "The famous botanist." "Oh no!" "She's..(aa)..well, she's dead now, but supposedly, she was once quite the hotty of the plant world." "Really!" "Well, see I never knew about her." "Linda Klegglachen..." "So what..(aa)..what table are you at?" "Oh!" "Me too." "Good." "Now there will be someone there who likes my name." "Yes, there will." "Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert." "You've just been bumped up to table one." "And if it's all right with you, I'm gonna take your place at table six." "Martin Klegglachen!" "Better." "Now just bend your arms a little more." "Here you go." "Okay, look straight ahead." "Now this time, I want you to really put your ass in on it." "Chandler darling, look my date has finally arrived." "I'd like you to meet Dennis Phillips." "Congratulations." "Thank you." "Dennis is a dear old friend and a fantastic lover." "Bravo, Dennis!" "Thanks for pleasing my mothers so." "Oh!" "I'm so sorry I missed the ceremony." "I was stuck in the auditions." "Oh yes, Dennis is directing a new Broadway show." "I don't believe we've met, Joey Tribbiani." "Dennis Phillips." "Wow, I've admired your work for years." "You've done some really amazing stuff." "Oh!" "Thank you." "Well, if you'd excuse me, I'm going to go get myself a drink." "I'll be back in a moment." "Wow, Dennis Phillips." "That's great!" "How did you guys meet?" "Well you know, it's a funny story." "Funny "ha-ha" or funny..(bursting sound)..oh?" "Thank you, thank you very much." "Now if everone would please take your seats, dinner will be served." "Hey I thought you were at table six." "(ahh) No." "Nine!" "Oh!" "See, before you..(huh)..when you showed it to me you held it that way.." "..which was misleading." "Hello!" "Chandler, will you see if your mom can give my résumé to Dennis Phillips?" "'cause if I could get in a braodway show, then I would've done it all:" "Film, television and theatre." "The only thing left will be Radio." "That's just for ugly people." "What size shoes do you wear?" "Eleven, eleven and half!" "Great, 'cause my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor." "Could I borrow the boots from your costume?" "Yeah..(uh) I don't really even know where I left those." "So I..." "Those aren't eleven and a half?" "Okay, fine, I'm a seven!" "Alright, I've surprisingly small feet." "But the rest of me is good!" "I show you!" "Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?" "Oh, you know what honey, let's not talk about that right now." "Of course not." "Nothing is!" "Wow!" "Between me and you?" "Yeah!" "In this day and age, how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?" "Hey you know, sometimes you can do everything right," "..everyone can wear everything they're supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through." "How?" "I don't know, maybe they have tools." "Well, I talked to her and she's definitely gonna have this baby." "Yeah." "You know she said she's gonna raise it on her own." "Well, maybe that's really brave." "Maybe, I just hope she realizes how hard it's gonna be." "Maybe she hasn't really thought it through that much." "Well there's a lot to think about." "I mean, how's she..how's she gonna handle this financially?" "How's she gonna jugie work." "How I..?" "Does she realize she's not gonna have a date again for the next like...18 years?" "I don't know." "Are you okay?" "(Mm..hmm)" "I was just thinking about Phoebe." "Poor, knocked up Phoebe!" "Champagne?" "Oh yes, thank you very much." "Oh, that's..that's actually how the French drink it." "Well, just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin." "Oh really?" "Yes." "And apparently he is married to some singer." "But he said he'd leave her for me and I said "James!" "James Brolin, are you sure?"" "James Brolin said.." "Rachel's really the one who's pregnant." "What?" "Why bother?" "How do you feel?" "I don't know." "I don' t know how I feel." "This is all happening so fast." "I've to make all these decisions that I don't wanna make." "Someone just take this away from me." "Calm down, maybe you're not pregnant." "What?" "When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test like three times just to make sure." "Yes, maybe it's a False Positive." "Are you sure you peed on the stick right?" "How many ways are there to do that?" "I'm just saying don't freak out until you are 100% sure." "Alright, I'll take it again when I get home." "You..you gotta take it now." "Come on, do it as a present to me." "Okay, thank you." "I'll run out to get one." "Oh!" "you're so so great." "Oh wait a minute." "Who's the father?" "Oh no she won't tell us." "Oh come on!" "It's my wedding!" "That could be my present." "What, hey I just gave you peeing on a stick." "See this is why you register." "It was the chair again." "Okay!" "I'm not doing it!" "It wa(s)..(uh) Look, I don't." "You know what..(uhuh)" "Hi." "Hi." "Would you like to dance?" "Sure yeah." "Great." "Dr." "Geller?" "I wasn't farting!" "A littlt game from our table." "Yes." "Dr." "Geller, will you dance with me?" "Oh!" "(umm) Well maybe..maybe later, right now I'm about to dance with this Lady." "Oh!" "Unless." "Unless this lady won't mind letting you go first." "I'd be happy to." "You are very sweet." "Oh!" "Yes, I am." "Infact, why don't we try my special way." "You can dance on my feet." "Sure." "Yeah, hop on." "Is the pretty lady looking us?" "(Uhuh)" "Keep dancing." "And the world will never know." "Hey did you talk to Dennis about me yet?" "Yes, I told him how talented you were." "I told him all about "Days Of Our Lives."" "No no no." "You don't tell a Broadway guy that!" "Now he thinks I'm just a soap actor." "But you are not just a soap actor." "You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet." "Hey!" "Thank you." "No no thank you Miranda." "Melinda" "Alright." "How cute was that?" "Oh oh, were you..were you watching?" "Can I go next?" "Oh!" "Of course you can." "Hop on." "Okay, but I get to hop on after her." "I am so gonna score." "What?" "I like your bow." "I'd (aa) I'd like to propose a toast." "To Monica and Chandler." "The greatest couple on the world." "And my best friends." "Now, when I first found out that they were getting married, I was..." "I was a little angry." "I was like "Why, God?" "Why?" "How could you take them away from me?"" "But then I thought back about all our memories together." "Some happy memories." "And..and there were some sad memories." "I'm sorry." "And..and some scared memories." "And then..and then I realised, I'll always be their friend." "Their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity." "Oh!" "To the happy couple." "That was very nice, Ashley." "Can we do it again?" "No, no." "So, is it my turn now?" "I'm next." "Oh!" "(Ah) That's okay, you can dance with her first." "Oh you sure?" "Okay!" "So what's..what's your name?" "Gert" "That's pretty." "What are you doing there, Gert?" "Dancing on your feet like the other girls did it." "Okay." "Hop on, Gert!" "Why aren't you moving your feet?" "I'm trying." "Faster!" "You're not going fast enough." "Maybe I should stand on your feet!" "So, did you happen to catch my toast up there?" "Oh my God, that was for my benefit?" "I like to think there's little something for everyone." "I know you're casting for this new show." "Look, Joey I don't think you are quite right for this project." "See, that's where you are wrong." "Whatever it is I can do it." "And if you did'nt see it up there, just...just try me." "It's an all Chinese cast." "Can you be Chinese?" "Well, I'm not proud of this, but.." "Oh my God!" "No no no." "Please please, don't." "Hey, ready to get back on the dance floor?" "Did it turn into sand?" "Oh, come on, I love this song." "Come on!" "You'll be fine." "No, no, I wont." "Do you know why I took all those lessons?" "See for the first time I did'nt want you to be embarassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot." "Oh!" "Sweety, you could never embarass me." "Okay you could easily embarass me." "I married you." "So I'm gonna dance on my wedding night with my husband." "Come on!" "Just try not to move your feet at all." "No." "There you go!" "Chandler, I'm gonna have you arrested." "Why?" "You stole my moves." "How much longer?" "30 seconds -30 seconds." "Yeah." "Did I miss it?" "Rachel" "I want you to know that.." "..if it's positive, we're gonna..." "Oh, I know, I know." "It's time." "(Monica) Oh God!" "(All three together) NO!" "Go ahead, Rach!" "Oh wait!" "You know what, I can't.." "I can't look at it." "I can't look at it." "Somebody just tell me." "Somebody tell me." "It's negative." "What?" "It's negative." "Well, there you go." "That is..that's great..that is really great..great news." "You know, 'cause the whole not being ready and kind of financial aspects, all that.." "Wow, this is so just the way this was supposed to be." "Well, then great." "It's gone." "This is so stupid." "How can I be upset over something I never had?" "It's negative?" "No, it's positive." "What?" "It's not negative, it's positive." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I lied before." "Oh my God!" "Now you know how you really feel about it." "Oh!" "That's a risky little game.!" "Are you really gonna do this?" "Yeah!" "I'm gonna have a baby." "I'm gonna have a baby." "I'm gonna have a baby!" "With who?" "Oh!" "It's still not the time." "I just didn't see the fast song coming." "Don't try to talk." "We'll get you up to your room, soak your feet." "You'll be okay." "Ah!" "Thank you." "That is so sweet." "No, I mean it." "There are so few genuinely nice guys out there." "(Huh) Tell me about it." "I feel like I'm holding down the fort all by myself." "It's Joey, right?" "Yeah!" "Wait a minute!" "No!" "I'm the nice one." "I'm the one who danced with the kids all night!" "I..." "How small are your feet?" "Ripped by = $H@una|"