"She want tacos?" "Buy tacos." "So how long you in town?" "Well, I'm actually working on a case." "Oh, yeah?" "Oh, my God." "Look at that guy pretending to talk to his dog." "Lonely much?" "I'm not pretending." "I'm from Alaska, and up in Alaska, we all have psychic links with our dogs." "Which explains why you can hear them." "Good one, Buster." "So, about this case you're working on, any details?" "What do you know about pridericide chemicals?" "Pridericide?" "I know they're the first environmentally friendly chemical plant in Alaska, and from what I read on Drudge, they're doing good work." "I think they're up to no good." "I'm gonna sniff around their corporate HQ, see what I can dig up." "Man, I wish we were still partners." "You could always come back to NTSF:" "AK:" "Canoe:." "After what I did to my father?" "No way." "That was years ago, man." "Maybe." "Look, I got to go melt an igloo, so order us another round." "No!" "Diego!" "♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪" "♪ oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪" "The New Zealand mafia is running circles around us." "What are we gonna do about it?" "Maybe we could just skip this case?" "That's a good point." "Sounds good to me." "Let's just not do it." "Maybe we can just take a pass." "Ah, you're late." "I need to go on leave." "What?" "Why?" "My partner was murdered last night." "Oh, my God." "I was killed?" "No, my old partner in Alaska." "I have a feeling something he was investigating put him in danger." "Permission denied." "I can't have you leaving on some personal vendetta." "No one is leaving until we solve this case." "Then I quit." "So, if he quits, does that mean he doesn't have to solve the New Zealand mafia case?" "I guess so." "Oh." "I quit." "Me too." "Alphonse, hold up." "We're coming with you." "Well, I quit too, then." "No, Sam." "I'm ordering a stopgap." "Oh, you don't need me, though." "All I do is the computers." "I know." "It's like you're half a person." "That's why I need you to start interviewing new members of the team to replace these others." "Kove out." "Well, well, well." "Look what the otter dragged in." "Nice to see you, too, dad." "I only came here to investigate Buster's murder." "I didn't come for forgiveness." "Good, because you will never get it." "You betrayed me and everyone at NTSF:" "AK:" "Canoe: when you used your portable electric telephone to rescue me from that ice hole." "I saved your life." "You know our ways!" "Son, it was my time to die." "Mother Alaska was calling me home, and when you betrayed that, you were no longer my son." "So, who are your friends?" "Have you guys ever been to Alaska before?" "No." "Right." "Come with me." "We got to go get some salmon heads." "Thank you for coming in to meet with us." "Um, so you're a rememberer?" "Yes, I remember everything." "It's my blessing and my curse." "Why don't you take a look at these photos from the last New Zealand mafia robbery and just tell me what you remember." " I remember..." " Yeah?" " ...you giving me these photos..." " Yeah." "...of a robbery." "You should go back a little further in time, maybe." "Shh." "I'm trying to remember." "It hurts." "Time to find, what I like to call, clues." "Ozone project?" "Hey!" "This is a restricted area." "Oh, hey, man." "It's me" " Jamaican Jim, and I'm from the island of Jamaica." "I'm just here looking for me Jamaican bobsled." "Okay." "I believe you." "Good luck." "And this is downtown Alaska." "Everything you can get in your San Diego strip malls can be found here, also." "Name anything." "A book." "This tree." "This tree is the best book." "What about a Korean nail salon?" "Korean nail salon..." "Bam, right there." "Girl, we don't have time for that." "I'm getting my nails done." "Watch out for the bear trap." "We call those "Alaskan potholes."" "What are they for?" " Trapping bears." " You are the letterer." "Why do they call you "the letterer"?" "Letters are symbols." "In Ancient Egypt times, see, they encoded everything with letters." "Yeah." "Like, take this newspaper." "These letters..." "they speak to me." "Oh, here." ""New Zealand mafia threatens safety of San Diego."" "We should just call you "the reader."" "Uh... how about "the readerer."" "Hey!" "How'd you get into this office?" "Oh, hey." "I'm Lamont." "I'm from San Fran-cheesy." "Anywho, I was talking to my friend Travon who was saying that if you were ever in Alaska, you should stop by a chemical plant and check out the truck-driver logs." "Oh, yeah." "I heard something about that." "Sorry to bother you." "Enjoy your evening." "This salmon is delicious." "I've been eating it all day, and I'm not even sick of it." "Yeah, I mean, I could eat this morning, noon, and night." "Yep, there is no place better than Alaska." "You saying that Alaska is better than San Diego?" "'Cause I agree." "Oh, my God." "What's happening to me?" "More salmon, anyone?" "More salmon." "They're gonna destroy the ozone." "Who's that?" "You're not supposed to be here." "Hey, it's me" " Futterman." "And I'm Futterman's mama." "Wait a second." "You're not Futterman." "You're that guy who's with the gay dude and the Jamaican." "Oops." "Where you going?" "Get back here." "Ohh, I'm gonna take a whiz." "Hold down the fort, huh?" "Your frequent urination is troubling." "Hey, Sam, Sam, Sam." "I hear" " I hear you're..." "I hear you're interviewing for new agents." "You're the mail-room guy, Jason." "No, no, but-- but..." "I don't remember anything from the year 2006, so what I'm pretty sure-- I'm pretty sure that during that missing year, I was trained as a government assassin." "I go pee." "Oh, sorry." "Okay, all right, sorry." "Here you go." "Sorry." "Assassin instincts-- boom." "Just kicked right in." "No, I saw him." "Hey, psst." "Yeah." "I got a memo for you." "The memo says that the New Zealand mafia?" "Transporting an ozone eradication system to Alaska." "I have to tell" " I have to tell Trent about this." "Give me the mail." "What are you looking at?" "You opened it." "Nothing." "Don't read the mail, Jason." "All right, man." "Whoa, whoa, what an attitude." "Hey, come here." "Come here." "Attack me." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Oh, I figured out why Buster was murdered." "Pridericide chemical is working on a device to destroy the ozone" " layer, which will" " Separate Alaska from the US." "I'm surprised it took you this long to find out." "You knew?" "Knew?" "It's my plan, son." "I've been working with the New Zealand mafia to help transport the parts from San Diego, which is why I had to put your old partner to sleep." "He was getting a bit too close." "You were in San Diego and you didn't-- you didn't call me?" "Well, well, you know, it's..." "Listen, Alphonse." "Come home." "Take your place by my side as Prince of Alaska." "Well, I refuse." "Now what are you gonna do?" "Kill me?" "I could never kill my only son." "I'm gonna have your friends do it for me." "What have you done to them?" "!" "Salmon in small doses is beneficial for anxiety, depression, and macular degeneration." " But in high doses..." " It's a mind-control fish." "Bingo." "Yo, Alphonse." "Your dad's a terrorist trying to separate Alaska from the US." "Hey, who are you?" "I'm Sam." "I'm his dad." "You're the guy I was talking about." "Give me your food." "Why?" "That's my food." "Trent!" "I haven't eaten it yet." "The high cholesterol will counteract the fish oil." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Over here, son!" "Ah, geez." "Can you believe it?" "I stepped in an Alaskan pothole." "I'm calling for help." "No, no." "You're gonna die." "I'm already dead, son." "But you saved me." "I don't understand." "I'm talking in the spiritual..." "metaphorical sense." "Oh, I got it." "I was a fool to think that-- that I could keep the beauty of" "Alaska all to myself." "I'll stay." "I'll come back to Alaska." "I'll be prince." "♪ Swing low ♪" "So, your father was a homicidal maniac bent on ecological destruction and isolationism." "Yeah, but we made up, so it's all good." "Okay." "Okay." "I cracked the case..." "of these donuts." "Coming this flag day to Adult Swim..." "He's trying to lose weight and find the crooks." "Slow down!" "Hey, it's me Futterman." "He's Futterman."