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"NoPickupLines" "Ever ." "ButThey'reReally,Really" "Good." "Don'tYouRealizeAny Girl" "With Half A Brain Hates Pickup" "Lines?" "Just" "JustPretendThat" "You're Samantha, Okay?" "Yeah, Carrie." "Pretend You Have Donkitis And No" "Tits." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey,Baby." "PleaseDon't." "IsYourNameGillette?" "IDon'tWantToKnow ." "BecauseYouAreThe BestA" "Man Can Get." "Oh, Hey, Carrie." "Are You An Architect?" "Because You Seem To Make Every" "Room You're In..." "Beautiful." "IHaveOne." "Do Your Pants Have Mirrors On" "Them?" "Because I Can Totally See Myself" "In Them." "YouWantTo" "Wear Her Pants?" "Right?" "ForgetThePickupLines." "Pick Up A Phone And Just Call" "Her And Ask Her Out." "She'll Say Yes." "I Promise." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay,Thanks." "WhyIsSheHelpingHim?" "Maybe It's Because Payton's" "Helping Me With Comics." "If She's Helping Him Because" "He's Helping Me, Then It's Like" "We're On The Same Team, And I" "Should Be Helping Somebody...?" 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"So He Loads Up On A Mixture Of" "Nodoz And Jack Daniel's, Which" "Causes Him To Temporarily Lose" "Control Of His Big Rig," "Swerving Into My Lane, And," "Because Brunella Doesn't Have" "Automatic Steering, Forcing Me" "Into The Guardrail, Then" "Through It, Then Down A Cliff" "As We Tumble End Over End Until" "It Lands Upside Down, Crushing" "Us, Catching Fire, And We" "Slowly Burn And Bleed To Death" "At The Same Time." "AllRight,Look" "IfAGirl" "Will Date You Driving Brunella," "She's A Keeper." "Dad,Please?" "YouKnowWhat?" "You're Never A Loser Till You" "Quit Trying." "What?" "!" "MikeDitka." "WhatYouUp To ?" "Geez!" "Nothing." "Why Would I Be Up To Something?" "It's Not Like I Have Anything To" "Hide From You." "So,HowDidLiftingGoWith" "That College Girl?" "What?" "YouKnow,ThatCollegeGirl" "That You Had To Lift Stuff For." "Oh." "Yeah,That." "Um..." "Yeah, It Went Okay." "Actually, It Went So Well, She" "Wants Me To Lift Stuff For Her" "A Couple Times A Week." "SheDoes,DoesShe ?" "IGuessWe 'reBothLuckyTo" "Have Such A Strong Man In Our" "Lives." "Totally." "So,What'sThisLuckyGirl 's" "Name?" "Andy." "AndWhereDoesAndyGoTo" "School?" "College." "Duh." "What'sSheStudying?" "Books,Mostly." "Great." "Well, I'll Have To Meet Her" "Sometime." "Ohhh,Uh..." "I'm Sorry." "I-I Mean, No." "You Two Won't Get Along." "She'd Be Way Too Jealous Of" "Your Beauty And..." "Stuff." "Well,I Wouldn'tWantToMake" "Her Jealous." "Maybe You And I Should Stop" "Seeing Each Other Till, You" "Know, You're Done Lifting Stuff." "Hey,Hey." "Don't Be Silly." "We're Just Friends." "Okay." "Oh,Look." "It's The Rolling Hill Retards!" "Boo!" "Dude!" "ThatNeverGetsOld !" "Ugh!" "Apparently,NeitherDo They." "So,LooksLikeYourLittle" "Dr. Phil Theories About Me Were" "Wrong, Because I Asked Samantha" "Out, And She Said Yes." "See?" "I Knew You Had It In You." "With Some Prodding." "WhyDidn'tYouTellMeThey" "Killed Robin?" "Clark,ThisIs AReallyBig" "Moment." "Payton's About To Go On His" "First Date." "WhatMakesYouThinkIt's My" "First?" "It'sNothingTo Be" "Embarrassed About." "You're Just A Late Bloomer," "That's All." "But I Am So Proud Of You." "HowCouldTheyKillRobin?" "TheyKilledOffThe Second" "Robin, Okay?" "The Jason Todd Robin." "But He Was A Jerk, And The Joker" "Caught Him Anyway." "They Left It Up To The Fans" "Whether They Wanted Him To Live" "Or Die, And They All Said, "Get" "Rid Of Him."" "But It's Okay, Because" "Superboy-Prime Can Punch People" "Back Alive." "It'sJustWrong." "It's Unamerican." "I Mean, It's Always Been Batman" "And Robin, Montana And Rice, Or" "Bert And Ernie." "Anyway..." "So, Where Are You Taking Her?" "Uh,MyDadRecommendedThis" "Place." "He Took My Mom There On Their" "First Date." "ThatIsSo Romantic." "So Much More Romantic Than Where" "We Went On Our First Date." "What?" "Under The Bleachers After School" "Wasn't Romantic?" "No." "ItWasForMe." "Okay,ThisIs VeryImportant." "Always Open The Door For Her," "Especially When Getting In The" "Car." "Go Around To Her Side First," "Open The Door, Let Her In, Then" "Close The Door, Go Back Around" "To Your Side." "It's Very Gentlemanlike." "AndThatWay,You Get AGood" "Look At Her Ass When She Sits" "Down." "You'llKnowSheReallyLikes" "You If She Gives You..." "A Reach-Over." "AReach-Over?" "It'sWhenSheReachesOver" "And Unlocks The Door Before You" "Get There." "At Dinner, Find Out What She" "Wants, And Then Order It For" "Her." "Compliment Her On Her Outfit." "And Her Hair." "Or Her Shoes." "Ah!" "Girls Love It When You Notice" "Their Shoes." "You Want To Be Strong, But" "Sensitive..." "Mysterious..." "Informative..." "Interesting..." "Removed." "You Want To Impress Her At All" "Times." "You Want Everything To Run" "Smoothly." "You Want To Be Perfect." "YouWantTo GetToSecond" "Base!" "Any First Date Where You Don't" "Is A Failure." "Can'tI JustBe Myself?" "Both:" "No!" "Uh-Oh." "That Didn't Sound Too Good." "Got To Love Taco Day." "Yeah." "Favorite Lunch Day By Far." "OnlyGoodThingsCan Come" "From Taco Day." "At This Point, I Was Thinking I" "May Have Eaten One Too Many" "Tacos." "Oh!" "Stupid Taco Day." "Okay." "Tell Her I Like Her Shoes." "No." "No, Tell Her I Like Her Outfit." "Or Her Hair." "O-Or Her Shoes." "Samantha, You Look " "Hey,I 'mNotReadyYet ,So," "Uh, Hey, Come In." "Just Relax." "I'll Be Done In Two Minutes." "♪NoMoreStressAnd...♪" "Okay." "♪..." "NoMoreStrain♪" "Um... ♪SittingBack♪" "♪HappyJack,TimeToRelax ♪" "Ugh!" "♪TakeIt Easy,TakeIt" "Slow ♪" "♪AmIHappy?" "Hmm♪" "♪ Just A Touch ♪" "♪SittingBack♪" "♪ Happy Jack, Time To Relax ♪" "Oh." "♪GoingSomewhere,Don 'tCare" "Where ♪" "Wow." "♪' CauseHe'sHappyToStay ♪" "♪TillTheJourney'sEnd♪" "Ugh." "Oh." "Sorry To Be Rude." "These Are My Parents, Suzie And" "Thomas Gibson." "Ohh." "Taco Day, Huh?" "I'llBeRightBack." "JustSoYouKnow,YouHave," "Uh, Nothing To Worry About" "Tonight." "Your Daughter's In Very Good" "Hands." "I Promise To Be A Perfect" "Gentleman." "Just Dinner, Movie, Home." "You Know, No " " No Monkey" "Business." "WeFeelVerySafeInOur" "Belief That You're Going To Be" "An Absolutely Perfect Gentleman" "Tonight." "AndEverythingSamanthaHas" "Told Us About You Says That" "You're A Charming, Well-Behaved" "Young Man." "WeJustWantedYou ToKnow" "That." "Mm-Hmm." "Okay." "IKnowWhereYou Live." "Um..." "IKnowWhereToBury ABody." "Okay." "I'm Not " " I'm Not One Of Those" ""Wham, Bam, Thank You, Ma'am"" "Guys." "No, I Keep My Hands To Myself." "I-I Actually Have A Friend " "Well, Not Really A Friend," "But " " But He Thinks A-A First" "Date Is A Failure Unless You Get" "To Second Base, But I Have No" "Plans To Get To Second Base With" "Your Daughter." "No." "I Am Not Interested In Her" "Breasts At All." "N-N-Not That I Don't Like Them." "I Mean, They're Very Nice " "Small, But Nice, You Know." "Not " " Not The Nicest In School." "I Mean, I Can See Where She Gets" "Them." "Not That You Have Small Breasts," "Miss Gibson." "Just Saying That They're..." "There, You Know." "So, Chances Are That Samantha" "Got Them From You." "Not That Mr. Gibson's Side Of" "The Family Doesn't Have Nice" "Breasts." "I'm Sure They Do." "They Seem..." "Nice And..." "Small." "You Know, I Actually Prefer" "Small Breasts, And I Find Your" "Daughter's To Be A Very Fine" "Size." "N-Not That I Just Spend All My" "Time In School Looking At Them." "I Mean, I Don't Spend All Of" "Third Period Staring At Your" "Daughter's Breasts, Okay?" "So, Just To Be Clear, I Have No" "Intention Whatsoever Of Going To" "Second Base Tonight With Your" "Daughter." "Payton." "Yeah?" "YouCanLetGoOfMy Breast" "Now." "I'mGonnaDo That." "Okay." "Let's Go." "PleasureMeetingBothOfYou." "It'sAnotherThingToCheck" "Off My List " " Getting Felt Up" "By A Date In Front Of My" "Parents." "IJustSpentThe LastFive" "Minutes Talking To Your Parents" "About Your Breasts." "I Was Actually Telling Them How" "Much I Enjoyed Them." "And Then I Grabbed One." "YouToldMy ParentsThatI" "Have Nice Boobs?" "AndThen..." "IGrabbedOne." "I Am So Sorry." "No." "You're Super-Cool And Totally" "Awesome." "Oh." "Oh." "Oh." "Oh,Uh..." "No!" "Oh!" "Oh,I 'mSoSorry!" "Are You Okay?" "I'mSorry." "I'mSoSorry." "Are You " "NoBigDeal." "I'm Fine." "IReallyLikeYourOutfitOr" "Your Hair." "ThankYou...?" "I'mJust" " I'mTryingToBe" "The Perfect Gentleman." "I'm Sorry." "YouDon'tHaveToApologize." "Just" "Sorry." "Stop Apologizing." "SorryForApologizingSo" "Much." "Stop." "Yeah." "No " " No More..." "Apologizing..." "Anymore." "Sorry." "Sorry." "♪I Can'tSeemToLook Away ♪" "♪ There You Are, I'm In A Daze ♪" "♪ Wondering If You Would Ever" "Know ♪" "♪ In The Street Or In The Hall ♪" "♪ With Your Back Flat To The" "Wall ♪" "♪ Where You Are Is Where I Want" "To Go ♪" "♪ I Can't Seem To Look Away ♪" "♪ There You Are, I'm In A Daze ♪" "♪ Wondering If You Would Ever" "Know ♪" "♪ In The -- ♪" "South Price Road." "My Dad Says This Place Has The" "Best Meat In Town." "Isn'tThisNorthPriceRoad ?" "ComeOn." "Oh, Yeah." "This Is Gonna Be Good." "Uh, Where's The Hostess?" "MayI HaveYourAttention," "Please?" "Bring Your Seat Backs To Their" "Upright And Locked Position." "Prepare For Takeoff." "Get Ready, Ladies, For The Best" "Meat In Town." "Ugh!" "Oh,My..." "God." "Is That Miss Stewart?" "Oh,Cool." "Ugh!" "All..." "Right." "InterestingChoiceForA" "First Date, Payton." "Hi,Samantha." "Hi." "Look,I Can'tBeginToTell" "You How Sorry I Am." "I Do Not Enjoy Looking At" "Well-Built, Oiled-Up Men With" "Sweat Dripping Down Their Nearly" "Naked Bodies." "If I'd Known It Had Been Like" "That, I Wouldn't Have Taken You" "With Me." "Not " " Not That I Would Have" "Gone On My Own." "Great." "Now You Think I'm Probably Gay." "DidYouSaySomethingAfter" ""Well-Built, Oiled-Up Men"?" "Remind Me To Ask Miss Stewart To" "Organize Our Next Field Trip." "Carrie!" "Hi, Carrie." "Aren'tYouOn ADate?" "IWasUnderThatImpression" "Myself." "Payton!" "Oh, Payton." "Hey,Clark." "How'sTheDate?" "She Looks Like She Crapped Her" "Pants." "ThoseAreReallyNiceShoes." "Okay,Knock." "ButYou'reHoldingMyHand ." "Okay, Now Knock." "IDon't" " IDon 't..." "Uh..." "What?" "Okay,TellHerI'm HereWith" "Your Jacket And That You're" "Sending Me In." "Huh?" "This Is What I'm Gonna Do " " I'm" "Gonna Go In There With Your" "Jacket And I'm Gonna Claim That" "It's Your Idea." "When She Comes Out, Tell Her She" "Looks Nice, 'Cause She's" "Obviously Gonna Be Feeling A" "Little Insecure Right Now." "Wow." "You're Really Good At This." "Samantha!" "Carrie's Gonna Be Coming In With" "My Jacket." "Oh,Great." "Just Don't Expect Me To Kiss Her" "Good Night For You." "After This, You're On Your Own." "Hey." "She Gave Me A Reach-Around In" "The Car." "It'sCalledAReach-Over." "A Reach-Around's A Completely" "Different Thing." "Oh." "Maybe You'll Show Me That Later?" "No." "WomenAreLikeAny Great" "Football Play " " They're Hard" "To Read." "So The Key Is To Stay Focused," "And Don't Get Distracted By" "Their Footballs, If You Know" "What I Mean." "I Know What You Mean, Coach." "IfYou'reTalkingToA Woman" "And You Feel The Urge To Look" "At Those Distractions, Just" "Look Down At Your Watch And" "Regain Focus." "Hello,MissStewart." "Wait." "No Way Payton's Out This Late." "Okay." "Okay, 10 Minutes To Drive To" "Samantha's House... 10 Minutes 'Cause She's Not" "Ready Yet... 15 To The Restaurant..." "A Hour For Dinner " " No." "Hour And A Half Because Kids Get" "Sucky Service... 10 To Drive Samantha Home... 5 Minutes For That Awkward" "Moment In The Car... 10 Seconds For The Kiss..." "A Minute Of Stalling, Waiting" "For The Woody To Go Down, And He" "Gets Out Of The Car And Walks" "Her To The Door..." "Wait." "What If It's A Good Kiss?" "What If It's A Couple Kisses?" "What If He Gets A Feel?" "That Doesn't Add Up." "Ah, Shit!" "Time To Call In Special Teams." "ThereYouGo ." "Enjoy." "ITookTheInitiativeOf" "Ordering For Both Of Us," "Since..." "You Were So Busy Talking" "To Carrie." "Oh,Yeah." "Isn't She Awesome?" "♪Oh,Yeah!" "♪" "♪ Oh, Baby ♪" "♪ Gimme That Sexy ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪" "Yeah." "I'mSoHungry." "IOrderedUs BothThe Same" "Thing " " Grilled Patty Melts, My" "Favorite." "Mmm!" "This Is So Good!" "I've Never Had This Before." "It'sTheGrilled" "Onions." "It Gives It That Kick." "Did " " Did You Just Say" ""Onions"?" "GrilledOnions" " LotsOf" "Them." "Uh-Oh." "What'sWrong?" "I'mAllergicTo Onions." "Wow." "Uh-Oh." "ThatMustSuck." "I Can't Imagine Not Being Able" "To Eat Onions." "I Mean, I Put Them On" "Everything." "So, Like, What Happens When You" "Eat A Lot?" "Do You, Like, Sneeze?" "'Cause When I Eat Too Many" "Tomatoes, I Sneeze All Day." "Ew!" "Gross!" "ThanksForDriving." "IHaveTo Admit,ThatWasThe" "Most Impressive Display Of" "Projectile Vomiting I Have Ever" "Seen, Including "The Exorcist,"" "And I Have Seen My Share Of" "Projectile Vomiting." "I Actually Keep A Journal Of It." "YouKeepAJournal,Too?" "No." "Oh." "I Just Want To Apologize For" "Everything That Happened" "Tonight." "YouDon'tHaveToApologize." "Yes,I Do." "I'm Sorry For Taking You To A" "Male Strip Club..." "And Knocking You Over And" "Parading You Around The Diner" "With A Dirty Butt..." "And Vomiting On You..." "And Talking About Your Breasts" "In Front Of Your Parents." "Don'tForgetYouCoppedA" "Feel In Front Of Them, Too." "They'llNeverForgetThat." "Tonight..." "WasAn Unmitigated" "Disaster, But..." "Well, Look At It This Way " "Our " " Our Second Date Has To Be" "Better, Right?" "OutOfGas." "NiceTry, Payton." "DamnIt!" "I Think My Dad Reported The Car" "Stolen To Lojack Again." "LojackCostsTwiceAsMuch" "As This Car's Blue Book Value." "WeJustHaveToWait Until" "The Cops Show Up, And Then" "They'll Call It In As Not" "Stolen." "PerfectEndingTo TheWorld's" "Worst Date." "What Else Could Go Wrong?" "Actually,IfATruckDriver" "Trying To Make It Cross-Country" "Found Out That The Woman He's In" "Love With On The Internet Was" "Actually A Pimply Faced 16-Year-Old Boy, So He Loads Up" "On A Mixture Of Nodoz And" "Jack Daniel's, Causing Him To" "Temporarily Lose Control Of His" "Big Rig, Which Forces Him To" "Swerve Into Our Lane, Which" "Forces Me To Swerve Into The" "Guardrail, Then Through It, Onto" "A Cliff As The Car Tumbles End" "Over End, Lands Upside Down," "Crushes Us, Catches On Fire, And" "We Slowly Bleed And Burn To" "Death At The Same Time." "Wow." "PutYourHandsOnTheWheel" "And Do Not Move." "IDidn'tKnowYou Were" "Wanted." "I'm So, So Sorry." "Stop Apologizing." "There's No Way You Could Have" "Known, And Besides, It's Just A" "Court Appearance." "It's Not My First." "YouWereReallyThe One Who" "Superglued Mr. Acker's Finger" "To His Forehead During Assembly?" "That Is So Awesome." "You're Pretty Cool Yourself." "NotTonightIWasn't." "That'sWhatILikeAboutYou." "You're A Dork." "A Loveable Dork." "You're Payton " " Dork!" "You Don't Try To Be Cool." "You're Just..." "You." "That Makes You Cooler Than" "Anybody Else." "Well,NotAs CoolAsClark." "I Mean, He Does Have The Hottest" "Babe In The World." "IGiveUp ." "Thank You For The Interesting" "Night." "I Will Never Forget It." "Okay." "GoodNight,Payton." "GoodNight." "Whoa." "That Girl's Intense." "INeedDetails." "Did You Kiss Her Good Night?" "KindOf." "Okay,It'sA" DidOrDidn 't"" "Situation." "It's Like You Can't Be Kind Of" "Pregnant." "Oh,No,She'sNot Pregnant." "That Would Be Impossible." "DidYouKissHer OrNot?" "SheKissedMe ." "You're Hopeless." "I Wouldn't Be Surprised If She" "Didn't Want To See You." "Oh,No." "She Wants To See Me Again." "Really?" "Why?" "Probably' CauseI 'mA Pretty" "Good Kisser." "No, Seriously " " Why?" "No,Seriously." "I'm " "I'm A Pretty Good Kisser." "Yeah?" "Uh..." "Wow." "Hi." "Is There, Uh Something You Need?" "Um..." "Oh!" 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"W-Were They Pointy?" "Pink?" "Brown?" "Round?" "CanYouSeeWhat'sAround" "Him?" "That's Protection." "It's A Thing Of Beauty." "Now If They Could Just Win A" "Damn Game." "CouldYouImagine,Like," "Spider-Man's Agility And" "Quickness And All That Stuff Put" "In Bruce Wayne " " Batman?" "It'd Be Like The Ultimate..." "Ultimate Superhero Of All Time." "It'd Be Pretty Cool." "Totally." "Oh!" "One Too Many Vanilla Cokes," "Babe." "I Got To Pee." "RollingHillsDragonsRule!" "Waaaahooooow!" "Hey,Carrie." "Guess What " " I Have Another" "Date Tonight With Samantha." "I'm Gonna Follow All Your" "Advice " " Always Open The Door" "For Her And..." "Compliment Her Shoes..." "And Try Not To Be..." "Myself?" "Yeah." "Both:" "Uh..." "Hey,Carrie." "GetYourGeekStinkBreath" "Out Of Here, Payton!" "Dork!" "DoYouRememberWhen" "Rob Liefeld Couldn't Draw Feet?" "Oh,MyGod." "I Thought I Was The Only One Who" "Noticed." "Okay,What'sTheScariest" "Movie You've Ever Seen?" "Easy- -" BrideWars."" "GoodAnswer!" "I'm Not Sure What Was Scarier" "About That Movie " " The Script," "The Directing, Or Was It The" "Acting?" "Well,Actually,Wedding" "Scenes Kind Of Freak Me Out." "Oh,AfraidOf Getting" "Married?" "No,ButHere'sAScaryFact" "For You " " Did You Know That" "Nearly Half Of All Marriages" "Last Their Entire Lives?" "Aah!" "WhatAboutTheUltimateLine ?" "IKnow!" "Is That Ever Gonna Come Out On" "Time?" "WhoDoTheyThinkThey Are?" "You Know?" "Frank Miller?" "SpeakingOf,DidYou See His" ""Robocop" Movie?" "Uh,Yeah" " He SoldOut" "Faster Than A Condom Machine On" "Prom Night." "Thank God He Redeemed Himself" "With "Sin City," Until He Fell" "Back Down With "The Spirit."" "WhatWereTheyTryingToDo ?" "Cram All Those Comic Books Into" "One Movie?" "WorstAdaptationEver." ""HellBoy"" " MuchBetter." "Agreed." "YouAreSuper-CoolAnd" "Totally Awesome." "Thanks,Guys." "I Had A Great Time Tonight." "Yeah,MeToo." "WeShouldDo It Again" "Sometime." "Sure." "I'll, Uh, I'll Call You." "Yeah." "My PARENTS ARE SOUND ASLEEP" "UPSTAIRS." "Really?" "Probably Shouldn't Wake Them Up." "Good Night." "That'sNotWhatIMea- " "Oh." "What'sWithTheFace?" "Wha" "I-IDon'tHaveAFace" "On." "YourMouth'sOpen." "AreYouSureThatThis Is" "Your Room?" "IWasn'tAlwaysIntoComic" "Books." "No?" "Uh,Well,YouKnow,NotUntil" "This Guy." "Oh,Cool." "Li'l Depressed Boy." "He's So..." "Romantic?" "...Depressed." "Um..." "What?" "Hey, Do You Want To See My" "Halloween Costume?" "Um..." "Yeah." "Yeah, Yeah." "Halloween Costume " " Yeah," "That's A Good Idea." "I-I Want To See It." "Can't Wait, Actually." "Can't Wait To See It." "Okay." "All Right." "I'm Really..." "What?" "Does " "Does It Make Me Look Weird?" "YouLook..." "Awesome!" "Where'd You Get That?" "AtA GarageSaleFor The Fat ," "Suicidal Cheerleader." "Like, Picture A Lot More Zombie" "Makeup And Blood And Junk For" "The Dance." "Yeah" "ZombieCheerleader." "Awesome." "Yeah,I 'mGoingAs" "Brain-Dead." "Oh." "Okay." "Sorry." "StopAPOLOGIZING." "Mm!" 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"But Sometimes Even Superheroes" "Have Power Failures." "Aaaaaaah!" "ButI 'mFiguringIt Out." "Yeah, I'm Juggling Two Girls" "Pretty Well." "Now All I Need Is A Costume" "For The Halloween Dance." "Okay,WeNeedToFind" "Something For You To Wear." "We Have To Go Shopping." "Shopping!" "Shopping!" "Let's Go Shopping." "What?" "Oh,YouHaveNoIdea ." "♪ThisIs WhereIWanna," "Ah, Ah, I Wanna Take It ♪" "♪ I Think That I Can Take It ♪" "♪ I Take It!" "I Take It!" "♪" "♪ I Think That I Can Take It ♪" "Wow." "ThisIsn'tReallyThe TypeOf" "Costume I Had In Mind." "Oh." "WhatAboutSomething..." "Like This?" "♪' CauseYouWantIt," "I Want It ♪" "♪ You Want It, I Want It ♪" "♪ You Want It, I Want It ♪" "♪ You Want It, I Want It ♪" "♪ Ahh!" "♪" "WhatTheHellHappened?" "Never,Ever,EverGoShopping" "With A Girl." "Ever." "Oh,Son,IAmSoSorry ." "I Feel So Responsible For Not" "Having Taught You That Already." "Although,I DidGetToSpend" "Two Hours Alone With" "Carrie Smith." 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"The Way He Found The Tight End" "So Deep And Went So Long For" "The Touchdown."" ""LastNightWasGreat..." "The Way He Found That Tight End" "And Went So Deep And Waited So" "Long For The Touchdown."" "GreatJob." "Now Grab Your Man And Hit The" "Showers." "Hey,Babe." "Hi." "So, The Diner Before Or After" "The Halloween Dance This" "Saturday?" "Yeah,Um..." "About The Dance..." "I Can't " " I Got To Do That..." "Thing With Andy, The College" "Girl." "You Understand..." "Right?" "Don'tWorryAboutIt." "ThanksForBeingSo" "Understanding." "You Are Awesome." "AllRight,YouGoddamnDorks," "If I See Any Of These Stickers" "On Any Of My Doors Or Anybody" "Else's Doors, Your Ass Is Out Of" "Class." "Get Moving!" ""I-N-T-T-Y"?" ""She's Not Talking To You?"" "Are You Not Talking To Me, Too?" ""No, I'm Still Talking To You."" "Then Why Are You Texting Me?" "Oh,Yeah." "IForgot." "AndWhyAreYou Not Talking" "To Me?" "You'reA Cheerleader,AndYou" "Don't Have A Date To The Dance," "Biyotch!" "Hey,Guys." 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"IHopeHe FeelsLousyAbout" "What He's Done." "Stupid Payton." "That's The Last Time I Comb My" "Hair For Anyone Or Buy A New" "Dress Or Wax My Eyebrow." "Grandma Was Right " " I'm Gonna" "Become A Miserable Old Woman" "Who Dies Alone, Completely" "Unloved." "EverySuperheroEventually" "Comes Face-To-Face With His" "Nemesis." "I Thought Mine Was Clark Hayes." "I Mean, Doesn't That Just Sound" "Like The Name Of A" "Supervillain?" "But What If My Biggest Nemesis" "Was..." "Myself?" "Hey, Babe." "Earth To Carrie?" "Um..." "Hey, I Was Wondering If You" "Still Wanted To Go To Dinner" "With My Parents Next Week." "IThoughtYouHad ToLift" "Stuff." "She'sBusy,So ICan BeWith" "You." "I'llCallYou." "Perfect." "Per" " Yeah." "So,There'sThisNew Move" "I'm Thinking About Doing Before" "The Football Game, And If We All" "Do It, It'll Look Really Cool." "It's Really Easy." "Yes!" "Yeah!" "YouThink?" "Yeah!" "Totally!" "Okay." "Okay,I'llShowYou." "And Then We Got To Show" "Everyone, Okay?" "Okay, Yeah." "Okay." "So, We'll All Be Lined Up." "And Then We Shimmy Like This." "And Then..." "Like That, Okay?" "It's Stuck!" "It's Like They're Glued Or" "Something!" "Get It Off!" "Help Me!" "Get It Off!" "Help Me!" "Oh,Goddamn" "Give Me The Toilet Paper!" "Thank You." "DoYouHaveADate ToThe" "Dance?" "Uh..." "Um..." "I..." "WouldYouLikeToGoWithMe?" "You'reFriendsWithHer ," "Aren't You?" "You Little Dorks Stick Together," "Right?" "Yeah,TheyDo ." "Where'sSamantha?" "Oh,She'sWithMissStewart." "They Were Gonna Dissect A" "Cheerleader's Head To See If" "There Was Anything Inside." "O.M.G.!" "That Should Not Be Allowed." "HereAreTheRules" "No Kiss" "Good Night, No Hug Good Night," "No Thinking About Touching Me At" "All, Except For When We're" "Dancing." "You Get One Slow Dance, And If" "You Try To Get Your Hands" "Anywhere Near My Ass, I Will" "Punch Your Lights Out." "I Shit You Not." "No." "Unh-Unh." "IGotAMessageFor" "Little Miss Superglue." "Oh,I Don'tKnowWho You 're" "Talking About." "Great Idea With Those Pom-Poms!" "Now You Won't Forget Where They" "Are!" "IWasAt TheAssembly,Okay ?" "I Saw Mr. Acker Get His Finger" "Stuck To His Forehead, Okay?" "I Know Samantha Did This." "Do You Think I'm Stupid?" "No." "Crazy, Maybe." "TellSamanthaThisIsn 't" "Over." "Pardon,Ladies." "Carrie!" "I-It's Payton!" "WhyAreYouDressedLike" "Jack Skellington?" "I'mLi'lDepressedBoy " "You Know, Because I'm Depressed." "Who Are You Supposed To Be?" "I'mLittleMissSuperglue." "I'mGonnaGo GetSomePunch." "Hey,Carrie." "Hey." "YouLookSo ..." "That's, Like, Totally Original." "So Hot." "I Really Do Like Your Eyebrow." "IDon't." "It's Hairy, And It's Just One." "Hey!" "Aah!" "Dad!" "Come On!" "Well, Son, I Hope Nobody Breaks" "Any Rules Tonight." "'Cause, You Know, Mike Ditka" "Could Never Suffer The Likes Of" "Rule Breakers." "Dad,DoYouHaveToDress" "Like Ditka..." "Every Year?" "NiceShirt." "Thanks!" "Who Are You Supposed To Be?" "Well,She'sObviouslyASlut !" "Yeah!" 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"Look, You're Poised And" "Beautiful And Sexy And" "Well-Dressed, And Every Boy" "Wants To Be With You, And Every" "Girl Wants To Be You." "And That's Easy To Fall For." "But What Really Matters Is What" "Samantha Has." "She Has A Beautiful Soul." "Now Go Away So I Can Get A Drink" "Of Water." "Ow." "AllRight,Everybody,Let 's" "Boogie." "Hey!" "SuperMario?" "No." "Luigi?" "No!" "Ditka!" "I'm Mike Ditka." "Ditka." "Samantha?" "Can We Talk?" "No!" "Sss!" "Don't..." "Talk." "Wait." "DoI ..." "HaveA..." "Beautiful Soul?" "Yeah." "I Mean..." "Sure." "Whatever." "PerfectTimeForYourSlow" "Song, Date." "Okay." "Yeah." "SlowDance?" "I Promised You One." "Payton..." "Thanks." "ForWhat?" "ForBeingPayton." "I'm So Glad We're Friends." "ThatWasTheKissI'dBeen" "Waiting For My Whole Life." "You'reSuper-CoolAndTotally" "Awesome." "Samantha'sTheGirlFor Me." "I'm Such A Dork." "I Need To Tell You Something " "About Clark." "Go To The Comic-Book Shop" "Tomorrow At 5:00, Okay?" "Why?" "JustTrustMe On This." "Hey, Samantha." "WrongGirl,Man." "YouCallThatAHit?" "!" "My Nana Can Hit Harder Than" "That!" "Nothing?" "You're Not Gonna Chide Me For My" "Improper Parental Technique?" "All Right, What's Wrong?" "Oh, Look, I Know It's Football," "But I've Never Seen You This" "Down." "YouDon'tUnderstandAtAll." "AllRight." "So..." "You Started Off With The Hots" "For This Carrie Girl." "She Wanted To Play Matchmaker," "And You Had Hope That All The" "Time You Spent With Her, She" "Would Like You Back." "But Then You Realize You Really" "Connect To This Samantha, And" "Because You Don't Have" "Experience In This World, You" "Muck It All Up?" "Muck!" "Muck!" "Muck!" "Muck!" "Watch,Watch,Watch,Watch." "You Know, Son, If You Had Some" "Questions, You Could Have Come" "To Me." "Heck, We're Both Out There In" "The Dating World." "Maybe You Could Have Given Me A" "Tip Or Two." 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"There Was Nothing Left To Be" "Scared Of, 'Cause It Couldn't" "Get Any Worse." "This Whole Time, I Was" "Listening To Carrie's Advice " "How To Dress, How To Act, How" "To Get A Reach-Around." "But It Was Time To Stop Doing" "What She Wanted Me To Do And" "Start Doing What I Wanted." "If I'm Really A Superhero, I'm" "Gonna Have To Prove It." "I Just Need One More Brilliant" "Plan To Woo Samantha." "So,Everything" " Everything" "Involving You Was Part Of A" "Brilliant Plan To Woo Me?" "Yes!" "Payton's Not Just A Dork " " He's" "An Idiot." "You Make The Boy Stupid." "If That's Not Love, I Don't Know" "What Is." "Stop." "Don't Say Anything." "Look, I Understand What You See" "In Chester, Okay?" "Yeah, He's President Of The" "Chess Club And His Handwriting's" "Impeccable And He's Got Really," "Really, Really Great Hair." "But " " But I'm Not That Guy," "Okay?" "No." "Samantha." "But I'm Just The Guy Who's " "Who's Gonna Do This!" "Everybody,GetDown!" "IsThatATurnip?" "No,It'sAn Onion." "NoOutsideFood!" "Well,ItLooksLikeATurnip." "It'sAnOnion!" "Pbht!" "An Onion?" "Lame!" "ShutUp!" "ThisIsSoRomantic!" "Yes,I AmHoldingAVery" "Large Onion In My Right Hand," "But That Is Only Because If You," "Samantha Gibson, Do Not Give Me" "A Second Chance, Then..." "Then I'm Gonna Have To Eat This" "Right Here In Front Of" "Everybody!" "AndIfYouDon 'tGoOutWith" "Me, I'm Gonna Eat This Corn Dog." "No,AndIf YouDon 'tGiveMe" "Another Chance, I'm Just Gonna" "Finish My Fruit Cup." "He'sAllergicTo Onions." "He Could Become Violently Ill Or" "Even Die!" "Cool." "I Hope She Says No." "I'd Really Like To See That." "Son!" "Dad." "Son,WhatAreYou DoingUp" "There?" "That'sSamantha." "Oh." "Hi." "H-Hi,CoachBronko." "HowYouDoin'?" "I'mOkay." "I'mGonnaEatThisOnion!" "Son,You'reAllergicTo" "Onions!" "IKnow!" "EatIt!" "EatIt!" "Eat It!" "No,There'sNothingThat's" "Stopping Me Now " " Not Unless I" "Hear Something From Samantha" "About It, But..." "Payton." "...IDon'tHearAnything..." "Payton?" 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"I Mean, You're Never A Loser" "Until You Quit Trying." "And If You Know What You Want," "Even If It's Not The Same Thing" "You Thought You Wanted At The" "Beginning, Why Not Keep Trying" "For It?" "So, That's My Story." "And Somewhere Along The Way, I" "Realized That There Are A Lot" "Of Other Dorks Out There Just" "Like Me." "And They Might Also Want To" "Know Some Of My Secrets." "You'reProbablyGonnaBeA" "Teen Mom." "Besides,DorksAre"In "Right" "Now." "This Whole Time That I Was" "Trying To Be A Superhero, I" "Guess I Really Just Needed To" "Be..." "Myself." "I Mean, What's The Worst That" "Can Happen?" "Well,I Mean,The'85 Bears" "Were The Best Chicago Football" "Team Ever, And It Was Because " "TheyWereAmazing." "MikeDitka." "Uh-Huh." "HeBroughtThemToThe" "Super Bowl." "HeyAndHello,Everybody." "Welcome To Ditka's." "Hello,Mr.Ditka." "How'sTheFood?" "ReallyGood." "It's Really Delicious." "It'sTheOnionThatGivesIt" "That Little Kick." 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