"Recently, at the underground subway in New York," "Mary passengers have been hunt" "But they are not hunt by robbers" "They are being hurt by such a costume" "Ever since Madonna wearing it after the concert" "It drove all the American crazy" "All the woman take it as a model blindly" "That's why during peak hour in the subway" "There were 36 passengers being hunt in the crowded condition" "Four of them are quite dangerous" "The rest of them have left the hospital after medical treatment" "And the government planned to prohibit this costume on sale" "It has been passed today Legislative Council" "That after midnight it will be counted as adult time" "From tomorrow onwards, you can at midnight" "Watch adult programs" "The gov't expect that entrainment business will have a strike" "So the treasury will have 30% less income" "Because less people go out, therefore the no of crimes" "Will have 30% less as well" "That's all for tonight's news, good night" "Roller and then music" "Music" "Switch off the mic" "It's been told that your husband is not so alight recently" "Do you need my help?" "Are you tempting me?" "Why not?" "Have you prepared the condom?" "Am I so dirty?" "Everyone knows that you are a playboy" "I am afraid that you got Aids" "The mic hasn't been switched off, it's on air now" "Not yet switch off" "Daring II am joking" "Underwear!" "Three for ten only" "Buy more for exchange" "You don't have to be afraid of wetting it when watching TV I want black one" "Black is mysterious" "Taxi" "Taxi" "Do you want to eat something?" "No problem" "How about Kowloon Tong?" "OK" "Taxi is coming" "I am hurried back home to watch TV" "Hey hey!" "Mr Chin, take me out, OK?" "NO, I am in a hurry" "Kiss me!" "Mr Chin, pay and fuck me NO please" "No way" "She's really skillful" "Damn it please" "No3 Cook Street, 6/F please" "Sixth floor?" "An Indian" "Mr Chin, I beg you please please don't ignore me Please fuck me" "I beg you Don't ask me to fuck you" "Maybe I pay you" "I don't want any money I want to be fucked" "I am afraid of you, alright come in" "Damn it The escalator is under repair" "I am on the 6/F" "Damn it" "The TV show is on now" "I have rheumatism I can't walk" "It's show time now, can you take me right there?" "I am on the 6/F" "No problem" "Sit well" "Sir, we are hurried home to watch the TV" "We are hurried home to watch the TV as well" "It's on" "It's on" "My dearfriends" "It's time for M Darling Shafer" "The name of the program doesn't matter, right?" "I know you love to see me, right?" "I won't let you down" "A man drove into a parking place" "It's all full, only one parking place was left" "But it's reserved" "Time was limited" "He removed the reserved block, and parked the car there" "He saw a pretty woman when getting off the car" "She's waving hand to him" "She was look like Lam Ching Hae and Wong Jo Yin Mr Chin" "Herfigure was fitter than Kung Li Mr Chin" "The man thought he had met an affair" "He approached her" "When seeing him, the woman smiled" "She pulled down the zipper of his pants" "She took out his litter brother and smoothed it" "The man was very excited and said" "Miss, why do you love me so much?" "I love you?" "Damn it, don't park at my place any more" "There was a village" "No one had been a top successful candidate" "The superiors felt no good" "Someone suggested to send a boy to the temple for one night" "Hope that the saint will give him some anlightment" "They asked the boy the next day" "Have the saint come to your dream?" "Yes" "What did he said?" "I can't remember it all" "It seems like what" "All the superiors wondered what's that mean" "They discussed it over" "That the little brother of the status was quite small" "So they rebuilt it again" "And made it even larger than a horse's penis" "But after ten more years" "No one had been a successful candidate as well" "Meanwhile, the boy had been grown up" "One day, he remembered his dream" "He told the superiors" "He said the saint told him" "No one study hard in the village" "That's why no one be the top candidate" "It's none of my damn business" "Good reaction!" "Tell more about the organs" "Tell thejoke of gay" "Have you heard of a story of a sleepy poet?" "He had a friend from San Francisco" "They shared the same bed" "The sleepy man fell sound sleep very quickly" "His friend, seeing a chance, started the action" "But the sleepy man was unconscious" "He told his friend the following day" "It's strange, I had a funny dream last night" "And I have written down a poem" "Tell me" "The dream is strange and the ass hole is wide opened" "It seems like shitting, but something seems to enter" "Really shit" "A man went to Macao to see car racing" "It was full, only standing place was available" "He had to stand behind someone" "The guy in front was very annoying!" "He always moved from one side to another side" "He was so angry" "Hey, can you stand still?" "I can't see it" "But the man said, Sir, I am really sorry" "For I've been a sailor for the many years" "Once I stand still I have to move from one side to the other" "You are crazy" "Why I was not like that after making love for so many years?" "It's time for 'Queries for sex'" "A friend wrote and asked me" "He said since last time being crowded in a MTR" "He was squeezed with a female student" "He ejected very quickly after squeezing" "He was addicted to such a habit" "He always wanted to go to MTR" "He asked me should he be counted as satyr?" "Does he need to cut off this bad habit?" "What's your opinion?" "Sir, how about yours?" "Please face the camera" "Does he need to cut off this bad habit?" "Say it out" "There are always sexual demand in MTR" "Granny, do you have any opinion?" "He doesn't need to cut off this habit" "Why?" "He only needs to cut off his 'peanut'" "Fantastic" "Uncle Jim" "Then what's bird and stick?" "Bird means the soft one" "Stick means hard one" "One is wasting the soft one" "And one is wasting the opportunity" "You" "Uncle Jim, mine is only 3, is it odd?" "It's common" "Mine is only a bit double yours" "Uncle Jim, my girlfriend needs much I can't stand it" "Have you any ways to solve it?" "Easy, pass her to me" "I will solve it with herfor you" "Let's go!" "I'm a script writer only I can't be the MC" "Don't play me OK?" "So you've to train yourself" "Manager" "Tea for you" "Don't you know that our show has broken a new record!" "Few advertisement companies want you to appear in the show To play verbal advertisement" "What?" "Verbal advertisement?" "No way!" "Yes way!" "No yes way" "Yes no yes way" "I'll do my way" "By the contract, I'd tell jokes only" "How can I advertise too?" "The Sales Dept is calling for help Help once OK?" "No way" "Do you want me to do it?" "Any advantage?" "The Taiwan Advertisement Co want to promote you to Taiwan" "Consider it" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No consideration" "It's not advertisement It's really delicious" "May I know your name?" "He is busy, why don't you go first?" "I'll call you tonight" "Have you changed your pager no?" "Remember the number 18,121,111,812,111" "Call before 12 You'll have special account" "It's for you" "He loves me He treats me so good" "Uncle Jim, chat at my home tonight, OK?" "OK, tonight" "I don't have my part tonight" "Club, the favourite of men" "The jokes repeat and repeat Another 1/2 year passed" "Uncle Jim!" "Yourjokes are fantastic!" "Really?" "It's really hard to wear ancient costumes in summer time" "Yeah, the sweat falls down like pouring" "Uncle Jim, don't fool me" "You know I will be a fool in front of the camera" "I think you will have improvement" "How's the draft of tomorrow?" "It's ready?" "I have already finished drafting it" "But it has been blown away by the wind" "Can't you give me a better excuse?" "Wind can only blow from outside into your house" "How come vise versa?" "I turned on the fan at home" "Uncle Jim, boss wants to see you" "What's wrong?" "I don't know, may be because the watching point has dropped" "Do you know the nick name of tuna fish?" "What's it Nonsense fish" "It can't be like this, Uncle Jim" "The sponsor wanted to terminate the contract" "I am talking to you" "Continue" "Ok, let's discuss about the watching point" "This is the chart of last week" "Drop" "Yesterday" "Drop again" "Today" "Drop further" "Let's look back last year's chart" "Think something new OK?" "I'll discuss it with the scriptwriter" "Why do you answer my phone?" "Who is it?" "Have you finished the draft?" "Blaming again" "I have finished it already" "It's boring!" "How can the audiences laugh?" "Then how?" "Let's go to eat something I will show you the real life" "Lovely Temple Street!" "Can you move now?" "This is great!" "All tourists" "Appreciate it" "We love Temple Street" "Fantastic here!" "I think that it won't rain today" "Uncle Jim there are seats over there" "Temple Street is wonderful" "What do you want?" "Wonton noodle" "Wonton noodle" "Ox sinew and woton noodle" "Ox sinew and woton noodle" "He knows that you are useless" "Here is the night club of the lower range, you can feel the real life" "You are off now" "I love Temple Street We love Temple Street" "Everything's cheap Everything is so cheap" "Everything is very cheap" "Everything is good and not expensive" "Hey men there is a Temple Street in HK" "And this street is very famous" "The lyric is so cheap, really nonsense" "Maybe they like this cheap thing" "If he can be famous, I will cut off my head for the coup" "Art can be of different types" "Nonsense can be one type of art as well" "I don't want to eat any more" "What's wrong?" "Anyone makes you angry" "I have been scolded by the boss today" "Apple polish me now" "Are you kidding?" "Here?" "Of course!" "Come on" "Come on Be quick" "Uncle Jim!" "Here comes Uncle Jim!" "He's my idol I admire him" "Thank you!" "Let us ask him for a signature and have a photo as well" "Take my pen" "Really touchable" "The Open Night Bazaar is more comfortable than the disco" "Here is full of lovely music and the singers sing well" "Cheers, light and relax" "The food of the stall can't be eaten" "Uncle Jim, don't you have to record for the show?" "I have recorded it in the afternoon" "Then means we can see it tonight!" "Yeah" "Take your seat" "Ti Kun Yim?" "Pickles and chilli" "As usual" "Your show drove me crazy last night" "Really?" "Why are you not crazy now?" "Here is the salary of this month" "Five thousand again!" "We have said to share it half and half" "Then how much have we gained actually?" "I don't want to tell you" "I am afraid you will be overproud" "How come?" "I have bought a house for you in Canada" "And a car and a servant" "And a dog as well" "I've never planned to immigrate" "Why don't you seek a wife for me?" "So, you are old fashioned!" "If not me what will you be?" "I have invested for you" "Where are the waiters?" "What are you laughing?" "A man though his penis is long enough" "Tojoin the 'Long Man Club'" "The guard didn't allow him to enter" "He asked how long is his?" "Mine is 9 inches long" "The guard said I am guarding the entrance with 12 inches long One, two, three, laugh" "Theirs are long enough to tie a bow Laugh again" "My joke is really wonderful" "It depends on the one who tell thejokes" "You can try if you don't believe" "Face the camera and tell a joke, see if anyone laugh" "No, I am not used to face the camera" "Wife, I have told him of the immigration plan as well tonight" "What else can I tell Kwong if he asks me next time?" "You can say you have invested for him" "You can tell him you have bought the place for him after death" "It's so trouble, why don't we clean the amount to him" "Is it better to have money inside your own pocket?" "It's good luck that I am still attractive" "It's you who can't" "Recharge" "Can you be quick?" "How long have I to wait?" "Recharge quickly" "Lottery ticket" "Am I going back to the sixties?" "Porsche?" "Lottery ticket" "Brother Kwong" "Two red beans sundae" "Two dollars and six" "So cheap?" "Yeah!" "Five dollar and seep the change" "Thank you" "Do you know I am missing you?" "Brother Kwong" "Sorry, wrong place" "Brother Kwong, my mom is in the hospital" "The doctor said she is having cancer in her breast" "My sister got blood cancer as well" "My father has passed away last week" "It's cancer too!" "What?" "No, cancer in the thumb" "My idiot brother being sent to a school in Lok Fu Ann" "Why are the members of yourfamily are so hard" "I have to support them all" "My life is really tough" "Much more poorer than me!" "Chu Chu, don't be sad" "I'll try my very best" "I will help you to pass it easily" "Don't cheat me" "No, how come I will cheat you" "Kwong" "Chu Chu" "No, you have to have a serious make-up" "Uncle Jim, I am in need of help" "What's the matter?" "I need a large sum of money, Uncle Jim" "Can I take back my share?" "You are being cheated by the whore again?" "Don't insult her" "That means yes" "I don't care, just give me back my share" "Kwong, listen to me" "My words are sweet right" "My words are skillful, right" "Again" "That's it" "Do you think so?" "That's it" "That's it" "Let's continue our sweet words" "Disguise to be hunt seriously" "The make-up" "Serious make up again?" "Right" "Ok" "It's good, let's get in" "Uncle Jim Hello" "Uncle Jim, what do you want to eat?" "Beancurd and minced pork in chilli sauce" "Beancurd and minced pork in chilli sauce" "Let me introduce something to you" "What so good?" "Ourfather in heaven" "One is called interlude, it's good Alright" "What's that?" "The restaurant have beautiful names for those common dishes" "Hello!" "Uncle Jim" "I have a good plan" "What plan?" "We what's it?" "Shrimp dumpling" "One" "I have written many jokes for you?" "So what" "Chiu Chau Damn!" "What?" "Chiu Chau dumplings" "Do you want one?" "Yeah" "All thejokes can be published into a book" "You want to publish them?" "Yeah" "What?" "Do you want it?" "Sorry" "I have ordered many dishes" "You can just give the draft to him and it's OK" "Yeah" "Uncle Jim, can the dishes be taken out?" "Of course, be quick" "Yes" "Ourfather in heaven" "I have already said that it is only a name" "Beancurd and minced pork in chilli sauce" "Beancurd" "This is quite well" "What's the next dish?" "Interlude" "Virgin?" "Siu loong bun It's the vinegar plus ginger" "Good" "Vinegar and ginger" "Congee or rice?" "Count the head" "Each one one bowl" "Serve your self" "Eat when it's still hot More rice" "One, two, three, four" "Seven, six, five, four" "I have do exactly forty nine times!" "Why not?" "What's that?" "It's a rule" "You tell the manager of the station tomorrow" "That all thejokes are written by you" "Every scriptwriter will have the royalty" "All thejokes are told by you" "The audience can be the witness" "Then what's the matter with the scriptwriter?" "Only those in front of the screen can have such benefit" "2111, call back home" "page urgently for me" "You have record as well now" "Ask them to produce cassette as well 2111, call back home page till he returns call" "Continue to page, damn it" "Damn it, continue to page" "please wait" "Thank you" "You are going up for the manger?" "Yeah" "Don't panic when you see the manager" "Why?" "He walks strange!" "I'll say instead of you" "Know it?" "As what you said" "Manager" "This is my student" "Take your seat Elsie, give us some coffee" "I want to publish my jokes into a book" "I want to sell to the right to our publisher" "What do you think?" "We can share the benefit" "Let me have a look first" "Yeah, I have taken it with me" "Yeahl have taken it" "I will see it tonight" "Let me do it, you don't know how" "About the royalty" "You think of a way to calculate it" "It's really strange!" "Not yet" "Coffee" "I don't want, thanks" "I am thirsty" "Don't make it sick!" "Always kissing" "She is like Lin Ching Hae" "The seventies?" "Chu Chu" "Chu" "May I?" "Brother Kwong" "Chu Chu Brother Kwong" "Don't worry" "I have prepared the money to bury your dad and care your mom" "Support your brother and send your sister over seas for operation" "Thank you, Kuong" "But when will you have the money?" "Soon" "My idiot brother hunt the ked next door yesterday" "I have to pay for compensation" "May I?" "That's all I have, take them" "Thank you, brother Kwong" "Chu Chu" "No I will be pregnant like that" "Damn it" "Chairman Lai" "Give me some wine" "Really?" "James, I want to be an actress, can you show me the way?" "You are so greedy of luxury" "Come and take a seat here" "Give me some wine" "So many diamonds, is it real?" "Sure" "Let me have a look" "Wine please" "Do you recognize me?" "I want tojoin the beauty contest, norminate me, ok?" "You have worm!" "Let me remove it for you" "Wine!" "He deserves dying!" "Why don't you let me in?" "You'd wear suit!" "This is traditional one It's not allowed please give me face" "Cheap men!" "Dog" "You'd not come here!" "Why the name of the author is you?" "Printing mistake only" "But you'd give me money still!" "I'm in urgent need" "Cheat again by the whores" "Don't insult my girlfriend I am really in need of money" "You have to ask from my wife" "You know all the money re kept by her" "What re you two doing?" "So annoying!" "It's good you are here, I want to check something with you" "Check what?" "Your money have been invested in Canada" "Not that I mean the royalty of the book" "It's your book?" "The jokes are told by him, that is his royalty!" "Yourjokes are written for him, that means it is his as well" "But the jokes are all written by me" "Written by you, you think you are really a genius?" "You are rascal only!" "I think you are wrong" "Genius nowadays are all as ugly as me" "Only those on the movies are handsome" "What do you want?" "I am not afraid of you even you have powerful back-ground" "Captain" "I'm not triad now!" "Take him out, he's a liar" "Don't fool me" "You want to cheat all my money together with your wife" "Take all the money with you after death!" "Get out, don't stand still like a penguin" "The purpose of coming here is to acquaint more wealthy men" "Chairman Chan" "May we have some hit songs?" "Of course" "Rock and roll" "Do you still want some wine, drunkard" "Damn you please help" "Hold it please" "I want to see Director Lee" "Boss is waiting for you" "Boss is waiting for you" "Don't face me" "I want tojoin your station" "I have a plan to defeat the opposite station" "Welcome here!" "Can we shake the other hand?" "Uncle Jim, time's up, are you ready?" "Ok, get out" "Me" "You write it, I will get out, write it yourself" "Crazy" "Uncle Jim" "Really crazy?" "Big trouble" "Uncle Jim" "Really big trouble" "Hello, everybody" "All the audience tonight" "Are in good luck" "For I decide to tell you something" "Which I have treasured it for years" "And to share it among you - my friends" "The topic tonight" "Will be the art sex in Chinese culture" "Are you out of your mind, such topics?" "First, let's see 'Dream of the red chamber'" "It's also known as 'Encyclopedia of the Sexual Life'" "It was written there sex is full of mystery" "No matter the idea, the invention or the frontier" "It shows that sex isjust very common" "The no1 sex book of china" " Kam Ping Mui" "Using different ways of description" "To exaggerated the sexual organs, sexual behaviors and sexual impulse" "Sexual feeling and sexual appearance" "Actually it's just the deformed opinion of sex" "What are you doing?" "It's boring" "They use many adjectives" "To describe sexual behaviours I'm so bored!" "But I think the words used by our people in HK" "The slang, like funk, suck" "They are more fitted and active" "Specially the last two words" "They are really fantastic" "Trouble" "So" "Your mother is a woman, she has married a man named Chan" "Always quarrel for two bugs, and scared of homeless" "You are afraid of injection and murmured of being poor?" "You feel dizzy when have high fever and always being cheated" "You are most frightened of getting aids" "You are really in bad luck, say it out if you want to" "I take two hundred only" "Two hundred only" "I don't go whoring" "I have money for whoring" "If you get cold, better eat some chicken" "No matter how you behave" "I prefer ordering chicken rice" "I am not telling something to frighten you, it's true" "All of them said that I am No1 in fortune telling" "Thank you" "Hey man" "Do you want to appear in the TV?" "What?" "Don't be frightened, follow me" "Take your seat" "Mr Wan, I am the Executive producer of the Happy Station" "We want to invite you to appear in our midnight show" "You have frightened me Don't be nervous!" "Are you interested then?" "That the way Ahl like it Ok If you are interested" "You have to obey my arrangement" "I will design a new image for you" "No problem no problem" "Alrightit's deal, Mr Wan" "Ok" "That man always said I have taken his goal" "He will sure fire me this time" "Now let's design you a new image" "I will bugger you if you don't pay" "No Stylistic" "This one is better" "That hair style is better than this one" "Do you want to be a beggar as well?" "They have spray too much gold on my body" "Really cheap" "Cheap cheap, you have to be really very cheap" "Fight between the abalone and sea cucumber" "Read it thoroughly" "I am not at home now please leave immediately after screaming" "Never call me again" "Go!" "Work hard" "Try your best!" "Come down!" "Why are you so happy?" "Because" "We talked about sex literature" "Our boss said it's not popular" "So we will talk about psychiatric behaviour in sex" "The Shanghaiese like to themselves like this" "Italian like this way" "Cantonese like this" "But it's too powerless!" "Actually, our action" "Reveal our mind" "Go Up!" "Check!" "Hold it!" "Attack!" "Professor poon Kwong Tan wrote something about sex psychology" "Welcome the Prince of Temple Street, Mr Wan Kwong" "Snow white and the seven dwarfs, they sleep together" "The seven dwarfs seduced Snow White the whole night" "Tough they are only dwarfs" "They are all over-indulged in sex" "They all are ready!" "And said they all wanted to fuck tonight!" "Snow White is worried when seeing their behaviors" "One of them wants this and the other one wants that" "The fancy bra of Snow White has been taken off" "And then her underwear as well" "The dwarfs took out their 'weapons'" "They surround Snow White" "Good reaction Encore!" "There are three sexy women in a hotel in Hollywood" "Theirfigures are fantastic" "We then go to bed" "Touching their breasts and their hips" "They are really fantastic" "They all want to be excited" "One of them falls to the ground when holding my parts" "I rescue her immediately and hold her tight" "She is very talkative" "She said she is no 1" "She have oral slunt" "Miss A is coquettish, Miss B is tall" "I am only one man band" "I haven't got time to touch Miss C, neither" "She has prepared herself" "Last night I was one man band in the hotel" "Single man action" "But I am defeated now" "It's beautiful already" "I don't want to sleep" "You are so beautiful" "Ohl don't want to sleep" "Saturday night fever" "Bad boys" "Bad girls?" "Let's go to court some guys Good" "I want to be movie star, appoint me in your next film, ok?" "Brother Kwong" "Chu Chu" "Gone with the wind" "Chu Chu, I haven't got the amount yet" "But I will give you my salary of this month" "It's not so good" "Why not?" "Thank you" "Even if he's seriously hunt, it can be rescued" "But tell me what to do with this rubbish?" "Think of a way to save your own show" "I wonder" "Why people now like to see those cheap stuffs" "His figure is cheap, songs are cheap" "Everything so cheap lt' nothing but cheap" "It's the trend nowadays" "You have to be cheaper than him" "Wear and say something that's cheap" "And play cheap with the audience" "You ask me to act cheap?" "I am the pioneer" "I can't be defeated by such a cheap man" "They have a telephone research" "More people watch their show" "That's only what they announce" "They have already planned it" "They want to fool me around" "Don't you think that you are very important!" "You will be fired by the station no sooner" "And then I will leave you too" "You leave me?" "Who will make love with you then" "Go to hell" "Really" "No" "Yeah" "It's new" "I love it" "Uncle Jim, you are very late tonight" "You are off now?" "Take your own seat" "What do you want?" "Ti Kum Yan, pickle and pepper pickles are sour already, don't eat too much" "The show of the other station last night was fantastic" "Why don't you go to die?" "Damn it" "You learn how court girls?" "Why don't you rent a car?" "My lovely audience" "Do you think I look cheap today?" "What's your opinion?" "Actually I can be so cheap" "I will not tell you any dirty jokes tonite" "I will sing you some cheap song" "There is hot stuff in the hole" "The stick turns soft" "I am married today" "Let me get to bed after going to toilet" "Let me pull down the blind" "Shut up" "Copy cat" "Sleep on the bed with a girl" "No creative!" "I am really excited" "I want to do it one more time for it's so excited" "It's so cheap, I can't stand it myself" "Do you like it" "Encore" "Cheers, let me make love cheers" "Let us make love together, be happy" "We are perished" "Do you like it?" "One more" "I can sacrifice myself to make you happy" "What game in this world do you think is wonderful?" "What thing will make you happy?" "What so excited for a man in nude Except for Yip Yuk Hing in nude" "The most wonderful thing is to make love" "Even it's so painful to deliver, mom still want to do it" "Is there anyone in this world who doesn't like make love" "You feel excited only by being so cheap" "Sir, the testimony is OK" "Just ask him to sign on it" "He has signed already, please take a look" "It's ok, don't bother me with such little thing" "Sir, let me help you" "Have a bun first" "Can he be a bit sensible?" "He doesn't need to show a nude man in his show" "Give me some veal" "You can ask his wife to tell you something bad about him" "Dirty Jim" "Do you know I am looking for you?" "It's me who is looking for you too!" "What for?" "Then why are you looking for me?" "I want to have a TV show together with you" "What do you think?" "What are you doing?" "To answer you yes" "Good co-operation" "Good co-operation" "See what can you do now?" "My dear audience" "Thank you for your support" "Something special today" "For beside me" "I have the honour in inviting the Queen of the Temple Street" "The Sexy Funny Cat Miss Mimi to join our show" "Mimi" "Mimi, I have heard that you and that cheap man" "You've been living together" "Any secrets to tell us?" "Yeah, we used to live together" "He's my husband" "That means my men And my boy friend as well" "The cheap image he has in front of you" "It's fake" "I have taken some video secretly of him before" "I show you now" "Finest Home video" "I don't know why he loves to read so much?" "I really don't want to meet him when I am gambling" "I'm cheap!" "I'm very cheap!" "Cheap!" "Cheap!" "He is still innocent in such an age" "I love you, duckling" "Don't take it, no" "Don't you think it's common for him to have milk before bed?" "Actually he's abnormal" "On your knee, no resistant" "I want you to be on your knees, be quick" "He's so abnormal to love small pets than me" "Are you scared?" "Let me hug you" "The emotion of this cheap man is of loyalty" "Not yet?" "He has a big big secret" "What big secret?" "He practised singing every week" "What type of songs?" "Sex song" "Can't it be on air?" "Alleluah" "Alleluah" "He's not cheap at all, he's so loyal" "What so fun to watch?" "After the commercial break, it's my turn" "To sing for you" "Bye, see you later" "I love you" "That woman is cute" "I am sexy pussy Cat" "Big pocket" "Have you seen today's newspaper?" "The watching point of Happy Station has dropped a lot" "The happy station is beaten down by is opposite station" "Big sale in Welcome, only two forty for one coke" "Damn" "What shall we do?" "Tell me what we can do" "We can use it to wrap the food, to set the table" "And fold it into an aeroplane" "Damn it" "Big Pocket I have some new idea for tonight" "What so new?" "Dancing" "We two" "We two will dance" "Can it be done" "No" "He asked my wife to announce my shit" "I can ask my wife to announce his secrets as well" "Big Pocket" "Objection" "Why?" "You all inviting these busy bodies appear on the show" "What can we do then?" "That mean our brains are useless" "You are right, you are useless" "Get out immediately" "You these bull shit, damn it" "Sir" "How's the weather today, Miss?" "It will be a fine day except some district will have thunder storm" "And sunlight at might time" "And HK is expected to be fine for the following days" "It's your turn, Chiu Yin Chun" "Good" "How many of you, sir?" "I am looking for someone" "Welcome" "Have you seen my show last night?" "Yes Thank you" "I am excited now" "I am ready to present you all my youth" "The sun will rise again tomorrow morning and the flowers will blossom again next year" "My youth passed away" "And my youth will never come back" "And my youth will never come back" "Oh" "Oh" "And my youth will never come back" "Brother Kwong Chu Chu" "Thank you" "Kwong, is the money ready or not?" "That's all" "I have quitted my job, and that's salary for two months" "That mean" "That's all?" "Nothing else" "I still have you" "That means you are without money" "But we got love" "So long, farewell" "John" "Let's go" "Ok" "Don't come to my home, call me if you want" "No, let's keep in touch by mail please don't go" "I haven't cheated you but you cheat me" "It's your turn to sing" "Shit" "Women" "Don't cheat us men" "The heart of a man" "Is made of iron" "Good" "Thank you" "From today onwards, we will have a guest MC" "And she is" "Madam May-wife of Uncle Jim" "Let's welcome Madam May" "Dear audience" "First I want to make clear something here" "No doubt, Uncle Jim is my husband" "But, actually" "He is the right one" "Sooner I found out he's not as much excited at all" "Later" "I've met Penasonic penasonic" "The size of the Japanese are always so small" "We got divorced and then I married pierre Cardan" "Oh, Pierre, Pierre" "I missed him so much" "Then I found out" "All of them can only be counted as part time lover" "For they have a shortcoming, and that is" "They can't last for a long time" "Finally" "I found him" "Mobile Dickson" "It's so perfect" "It's wonderful!" "Dickson Dickson" "I need you, I need your comfort" "Dickson!" "Only if the lady smile, mine will swing Swing and wing" "I will have high fever if she turns around and look" "High fever" "My whole body will jump up" "My ass will like the tide" "And mine will be as hard as the wood" "And the waist" "And the lady will smile secretly Laugh" "They said mine is big" "She will immediately take off her underwear and do it with me His is small" "The lady screamed" "And said that mine is big enough" "To fill her place, and that mad lady laugh" "Isn't it like this?" "Dear audience, today I, professor of sexual love" "Will discuss the relationship between physiognomy of men and their sexual ability" "Here comes the live sample" "He is born weak" "What?" "Please approach to me" "See the way he walks please zoom to his foot" "Her legs" "You can see that he has something wrong with his kidneys" "What?" "Sit sown" "Take a deep breath" "Zoom to the chest" "Her chest!" "And his breathe is not so good as well" "It can be shown, your lasting power is low please cut to see the audiences reaction" "It can only be lasted for half a minute" "Where are the audiences?" "Men have there big taboos" "Weak kidneys, impotent, soft!" "Sisters, you have to be very careful" "If you found the man next to you" "Has above characteristics" "Think deeper before you choose" "Cut the advertisement" "To wear the bra of 'Felafare'" "The men will sure approach you" "Cut!" "Jim, what you are doing?" "What we can do?" "You mean it?" "Bastard!" "Well, I will sing one off key for you" "All around the world" "You?" "To search my faithful man" "I sing with you" "We love each other" "And I can sing the wrong track one as well" "Ah" "That's enough, damn you" "Ah" "Get away, bull shit" "Ah" "We are in love!" "Are you crazy?" "You crazy!" "You wolf!" "Are you crazy?" "Don't you think you are the boxing king?" "I quit" "Why so close?" "Leave me alone" "You don't have to say" "I know you want to ask for pardon" "Hey" "You feel sorry?" "Want to apologize with me?" "Don't you think it will be alright to say sorry?" "I'm not narrow minded" "I have forgiven you already" "Take the food!" "You arejobless!" "How can you live without me?" "I am sure you'll beg for me" "Bull shit" "Uncle Jim, come in and have some noodle" "Uncle Jim is here, ask him for the signature" "Can you see Uncle Jim?" "He's eating in there" "Ask for his signatures!" "He's a TV star, ask for his signatures" "He is greatest king of comedy Want for an autograph?" "He's out of time, no one loves to see his show!" "Ask for his signature" "Are you wakening now?" "Come back and help me" "I can't work without you" "Let's go, don't be so down" "Let's go some other place to drink" "How will be our future?" "And how will be our life?" "Finish" "How many rounds have we played for the whole night?" "That's yours, take this" "More or less twenty-four rounds!" "How much have you lost?" "I have lost a lot" "I already said it's not good to play with a bald head play at my Church next times" "Hey" "Master, we are of nothing" "Enlighten us, please" "Don't fool us" "Are you enlighteded us with prayers" "No, I am enjoying my chocolate" "Chocolate?" "Master" "I beg you, please enlighten us" "You will get it if you have luck" "Don't stop me from sleeping" "He makes funny feel before us Master, why do you make such funny face?" "Funny?" "Funny" "Funny Temple" "Remember the word Temple" "Does it mean to ask me to return to Temple Street?" "Yeah" "Return to Temple Street?" "I am coming" "Be quick" "You are so vulgar" "I have heard that you still compained that your small busts" "Have you planned to make it bigger?" "We are from 'Eyes on the Entertainment World'" "Nowadays Madam Hing is well known all around" "Have you planned to be in nude in order to compete with her?" "If you really make your busts larger" "Will they burst?" "Dear audience, after the show of 'Queries for sex'" "It's my turn to sing" "Are you very anxious?" "Don't be anxious, I will sing now" "What's the matter?" "It's advertisements time" "I haven't sung yet!" "Keep it yourself" "You have lost your mysterious image already" "No one wants to hear you singing" "Why?" "How come?" "How come?" "What shall I do?" "How do I know?" "Go back to Temple Street" "And take this as a dream" "Bull shit" "Dear audience" "Are you anxious in seeing me?" "We have many audiences tonight" "I want to be close to you" "Let's shorter our distance" "And let us breath the same air" "So that you don't have to get up and down" "Isn't it?" "Thank you for all the support" "I know my show will like my figure" "Never change!" "Ever hard!" "Always welcomed by you" "For your support" "Thank you" "Zoom in" "All are seen!" "No more use for us" "Ask some Thailand gays to take her place" "So big!" "I've seen that!" "My girlfriend's is much more beautiful than hers" "This is the 18th times we announce with Vietnam dialogue Madam May has shown her secret parts" "Attention please" "The feeling is very close for me to play jokes here" "What is meant by blowing trumpet by penis?" "Bull shit" "What is meant by smoke after sex?" "What?" "It's finished" "There's a man who's forty something" "And he's called Jim" "His wife loves money so much and change" "She always tell others that he's useless" "Who are you singing about?" "Other's wife" "I will be angry if anyone mention about wife" "I don't want to see you" "It's not right for you to be here" "And you are so cheap to sing such kind of song" "He's really funny" "How come he a TV star comes to sing here in Temple Street lfirst think that he will not like to change" "It's really not wise to be like this" "If not of you so cheap" "How will my fame be dropped so fast" "But you are cheaper than the shit" "You cheap" "Then means I am really very cheap Right" "But that's what they want Yeah!" "I have to face such pressure" "Actually I really don't want it" "You seems to be rather poor" "And I have a lot to tell about myself" "If they like you, you will supreme" "If they don't like you, you will be like a shit" "For this painful experience" "Actually we are very poor" "Let!" "Sing" "Let's continue singing" "Let's continue singing" "Hey" "You are kidding" "See the audience, they like you sing so much" "I am looking for my own way" "Fish ball!" "Blow the whistle" "The luminous rod" "Two whistles for seven dollars" "Condom!" "$1 for 3" "You can buy everything here" "Be quick, the show is going to start now" "Welcome to the HK Stadium to enjoy our show" "The first to appear is prince of Temple Street" " Mr kk Wan" "And then the God-father of Dirty Culture-Jim" "Thank you all 'Dirty Fans'" "Welcome to our 'Dirty Culture Concert'" "This is my 38th show today" "It's our last show as well" "Are you happy?" "I love to get hold of the busts" "I love the large, round, and smooth one" "Thank you, thank you for your support" "The Chinese ladies are really sexy" "And the European ladies will suit me too" "The busts of the western ladies are usually bigger" "But don't be so greedy" "It will be useless if even your hands can't hold it full" "Right" "It's more fantastic" "And it's so wonderful that there are three Big busts" "Kidding Too early to dream" "Wow, I can hold it and kiss it as well" "Do, re, me, my hands are itching" "I really want to hold it" "Hold" "Hold" "Hold" "Come on if you dare" "Hold" "Chairman Mao is the greatest guy" "But not as big as the busts" "All the human beings depend on big busts" "Without them, your health will not be so good" "But there is a weak point of the busts" "If once they become crazy" "They will not let one go" "They will force you to hold them tight" "Come out" "The jokes tonight are all written by you" "Bust, is the origin of human lives" "You have to depend all on them without milk powder" "Yeah" "It's too big I can't hold it" "My sisters said that they also want to hold you" "Don't you know where they will hold you?" "Hold" "Hold" "Hold" "Hold" "Hold" "Hold" "Why so ridiculous?" "Why are you so scared, it's fake" "I am kidding only, continue to enjoy the show lt'll depend on my action" "I am sure she will ask for help" "After the intercourse, usually you will be exhausted" "I really want to kick her out of the bed" "But usually by that time" "She will be full of passion" "You have to try you very last hard" "Wake up, wake up" "Dear fans, after seeing this show" "Don't waste your time after going home tonight" "You will know in Hong Kong" "So many women are waiting for fucking" "Who are so lonely from night till dawn" "You know what to do, right?" "Bye Bye" "Thank you" "The reaction of tonight is good" "Yeah" "Uncle Jim, Mr Wan, congratulation" "Yes" "We want to invite you two to help in our show" "No, you should come to our station" "We will pay you double" "I will pay you triple I don't care!" "I will never work with TV station" "Are you kidding?" "Let's go, we will not work in TV station!" "It's so cheap" "Our schedule will be full till end of next year" "And we will start our world wide show from next week on" "Good" "You haven't flattered me for long" "Try one more?" "Me?" "I want something new" "You, please do one more time for me pardon me, you two play this game" "I don't like it, so" "You play it yourselves" "Mr Wan" "I can't make up the decision" "Our previous show" "Those seductive beings are really horrible" "The Sexy pussy Cat?" "Wow!" "They are not dancing in nude?" "I am wondering what my wife's being now?" "Darling" "Darling" "I will go out first" "I will go out too" "Darling, please don't go" "You are the best after all" "See how down you are" "Yeah, I haven't shaved for long" "Why don't you shave now?" "You look smart now" "Darling" "Have you finished practised your secret collection?" "What do you want?"