"On my left, right, above and below, they roam around." "Boys... guys... dudes." "So much they want to say, so much they want to do." "They want to take me in their arms." "But, my heart says, get lost." "Get lost!" "Whether he's city-bred, or from a village, or a punk or a gentleman." "Whether he's a simpleton or a smart guy, I rule everyone's heart." "Like crazies, they buzz around me like bees, and fulfill all my wishes." "Don't know... these poor guys don't know... that's why all of them are important to me." "Whether he's an uncle or a Romeo or a superstar." "Whether he's a rich guy or a worthless one." "They want to marry me." "I refuse them, by pretending to be furious." "They're all crazy for my love." "Then why should I get married?" "Why should I lose this freedom of mine?" "Only if every dreamer could get a magician like you." "Will you like to talk to me or not?" " Let's talk." "How was the party?" "And Sheena?" "Then what's your idea?" " Nothing bad." "I'm going to tell her whatever's in my heart." "Will she agree?" "Is the one who shows the dreams, dreaming himself?" "Sheena is coming towards me." "Today, I'll hold her hand and adorn her finger with an engagement ring." "I'll give you the good news in 5 minutes." "I'll eagerly wait for your call." "Sheena, I won't to say something to you." "No." "I'll say something before that." "No." "Give me your hand first." " Not only my hand, I'm wholly yours." "Ravi, this one evening has fulfilled all my dreams." "The whole of London is swaying to my voice." "Mr. Bindra has gone crazy." "He has offered me a contract of 5 years." "Exclusively for Bindra records." "Shall I sign it, Ravi?" "When will you meet me next, Ravi?" "Will you free me from your company's contract by day after tomorrow?" "You're a very good human being." "Shall we talk or let it be?" " Let it be." "You know, Ravi, your problem is serious." "What?" " You're in search of a good girl." "Such a girl who loves you." "And what do you get?" "Sheena, Nicky, Anna." "Not Anna, pal." "Anu." "Does it make a difference?" "It'll make a difference when you find the one in every word, in every moment." "Tara, sometimes I feel that I should marry you." "I'm used to your blabbering." "What'll happen to me when you go away?" "Where I go?" "And to say the truth, you're quite a big fool." "The one, who comes into your life, will go away after fooling you." "Do you know any such couple who're happily married?" "In London..." "But Gitu and Som are there in India." "All the girls in college were crazy about Som." "And Som's crazy about Gitu." "They got married as soon as they finished college." "Let me set the time." "What's the time in London?" "Its 12'O'clock." "Kids, come fast." "It's my Ladoo's call." "I've reached." "I'm going to the hotel in a taxi." "Tell me, how's London?" " Very beautiful." "Big buildings, big cars, white people." "It's great fun, Gitu." "I'm enjoying myself." "The roads are so clean." "There's isn't a sign of dust on the roads." "Maybe that's why we Indians forget our country on arriving here." "I've heard that the people there are well educated." "They speak English quite well." "Gitu, this is England, even the beggars over here, beg in English." "Ladoo, my uncle..." " Yes, I'll call up your uncle Verma." "Who wants to meet that professor and get bored?" "What?" " I was saying that I would return as soon as my job got over." "Only if I get the contract of those Thomson's then I'll open another factory for ball bearings." "And a new car." " Yes." "We'll sell that Maruti Esteem." "We'll buy a Honda City." "Give my love to Bunty and Sunny." "Why?" "Nothing for my little, lovely, Buzzer and Teezer?" "You forgot them?" " No." "How can I forget them?" "They were given to me by your mom and dad." "My Ladoo..." " Yes." "I'll meet Ravi and give him the Ladoos that you've sent." "Ok." "Shall I keep the phone down?" "How can you keep the phone just like that?" "You became a foreigner as soon as you went abroad." "Did you forget what you tell your Toffee before keeping the phone down?" "No." "I haven't forgotten." "He's watching." " So what?" "I'm your legal wife." "Your wife-in-law." "Now you tell me." " How do I tell you?" "Do I have any culture or not?" " But... no problem." "Ok." "I'll tell you." "Sunny, Bunty, close your eyes." "Buzzer, Teezer, close your eyes, too." "My Laddoo, I love you!" "Ok." "Enough of this fun." "Now listen to me seriously." "Dare you try to flirt with any white girl!" "Then be ready to face the consequences." "First time in London, sir?" " Yes." "First time without your wife?" " Yes." "If you don't mind, then I want to ask you something." "Ask." " Sir, is it a business trip or a pleasure trip?" " Both." "Take this." " Business card?" "Sir, it's a green card." "If you meet the girl, whose no." "Is written on the card then you're sure to get a green signal." "It's for pleasure's sake, sir." "What happened?" " Nothing." "Even your sample is of a very high quality." "I had come from India, to do this, only." "A job of 9 days got done in just 9 minutes." "Not even that." "Som, you're great." "Sheena isn't with us anymore." "I have full faith in all of you." "I want a new voice somehow." "Checkout every nook and corner of London." "Any girl who sings, even in her dreams, get her." "Som, here." " Som!" "?" "Hi, pal." "I'm Ravi speaking." "Where are you?" " Here, in London." "In London!" "?" "Where in London?" "I'm at the ball seat." " Then wait there." "I'll come." "Let's meet outside the departmental store." "Ok." "I'll wait." "Come soon." "Spoilt my view." "Move aside!" "It's been 7 years since your marriage, but you haven't changed." "But you have surely changed." "How are you?" "Sorry, I crushed your jacket." "Where are you staying?" " I'm staying here at the inn." "Whose inn." " Here, at the Holiday Inn." " Holiday Inn?" "You've come to my city and you'll stay in a holiday inn?" "What a car you've bought, man!" "The airhostess asked me, what'll you eat?" "I said, who wants to eat, bring me scotch." "What else?" " You haven't changed." " But you have." "You've become so rich." "How did you do all this?" "Forget about me, you tell me, it must've been a long time since you left home." "No." "I come to Europe, at least once in 2 months." "But, tell me, how did you do all this?" "What work do you do?" "Factory..." "I mean, I own factories." "I manufacture ball bearings." "For what?" " For cycles." " Cycles?" " I mean airplanes." "Everybody in Indore buy ball bearings from me." "I'm the ball bearing king." "But there's one thing, how much ever a man earns what he ultimately needs is a good meal, a good family what else does on need?" " Isn't it?" "I believe, money can't buy happiness." "What happened?" "Don't you want to pick your luggage?" "What?" "Yes." "Luggage." "I was so lost about my business and my family that I forgot about it." "It shows how much you struggle to keep your family happy." "I'll be back in a jiffy." "Hurry up." "He's so happy after marriage." "So much time?" "I had given my clothes in the laundry." "That's why it took so much time." "I don't hire porters." "I have a habit of exercising." "Give it to me." " No, pal." "I'm used to exercise." "Wonderful!" " Careful." "I've brought something special for you." "Here, Gitu has sent it." "Laddoo, for you." " Laddoos made by Laddoo?" "Eat it." "Is it good?" "How's Gitu?" " She's healthy." "She was like this before." "Now, she has become like this." "She must be so happy because she met you." "Yes, she's happy." "Let's see your house." "C'mon." "Wow!" "It's a great house, pal." "Very good." "It's really good." "You've bought such good house." "When are you bringing a wife?" "Forget about me, tell me about Gitu and your kids." "Sit here." "What?" "What are you thinking?" "I was thinking about where to start from." "Start from Gitu." " On finding Gitu, I thought that my life has been fulfilled." "Meaning?" " I mean, the ambition of my life has been fulfilled." "On getting Gitu, really, I've got everything." "She's a great woman, man." "Like a virtuous wife she wakes me up with a hot cup of tea." "Then she keeps my towel in the Bathroom before my bath." "Then, a delicious breakfast." "Along with the salty breakfast, Sunny and Bunty's sweet talks." "Buzzer and Teezer, my dogs, their cute antics." "And then, Gitu comes to the door to see me off." "And she also reminds me, listen, don't forget to take your files, watch, pen, specs, and your mobile, Laddoo." "So that I can SMS you." "She loves me a lot." "What else do I tell you about Gitu?" "I'm getting to see this after such a long time." "If I get one, then it'll get rid of my frustration." "Listen." "What luck!" "He's gets the calls of 3 girls, together." "I didn't get even one in the past 7 years." "Listen, the food is in the fridge." "Heat it in the microwave." "Pass your day with this." "And in the evening, in my favorite restaurant." "Ok?" "If you get bored, then come to my office." "The auditions are going on there." "Moreover, you're a good singer." "And I remember that you used to strum the strings of the heart of the college girls, with the excuse of singing to them." "Let it be, I'm very happy with my Gitu." "You go." "These are your days." "Enjoy." " That's true." "You're very happy." "Why do you need all this?" "I need it." "'My eyes were made by stealing the color of the sky.'" "'I stole the night and tied it in my hair.'" "'I robbed the depth of the seas from the waves.'" "'Lf my eyes met with yours, then I'll rob you of yourself.'" "'Beware!" "Beware!" "'" "'Lf I tie you in my arms, then you'll become mine in a moment.'" "'... you'll be lost in my magic.'" "'Listen to me, ignorant ones." "I'm filled with magic.'" "'I'll let you drink from my lips.'" "'Why are you looking here and there?" "Come near me.'" "'What are you thinking?" "Hold me." "Get immersed in love.'" "'Beloved one!" "Darling!" "Don't listen to me. '" "' I'll show you heaven.'" "Are you sleeping?" " No." "I'm dreaming." "Ravi, the auditions were great." "After this... we'II..." "Listen..." "Som, I want to talk to you and these girls are keeping on disturbing." "I mean, your style, your power, your life, Ravi." "My pal!" "It's great, man." "Who among these did you select?" "None of them." " None of them!" "?" "Why?" "They're good for our company." "What's the program?" " My favorite place." "C'mon!" "The name of this place is weird." "I'm sure that chicks must be visiting this place." "Change yourself." "How's the crowd here?" " The crowd here isn't worth mentioning." "Then let's order the food." "You didn't tell me for who is the 3rd glass." "I'll call her." "This is Tara." " And this is Som." "I understood when I saw him from faraway." "You're better than how Ravi had described you." "Why didn't you call me up?" "Just SMS-ed me?" "Only if I had your no." "Then I would've surely called you up." "You're something different, Ravi." "Som, are you getting bored?" " No." "Just..." "No need for that." "I've a meeting with a gallery owner." "You drink your wine, while I have a puff." "But cigarette... no... no." " But we've to enjoy a bit in life." "Those who enjoy a cigarette, turn to ash." "Those who don't smoke, don't know the pleasure it gives." "You know, there's a lot of similarity between a cigarette and a life." " For example?" "For example, this burning end of a cigarette." "People try to bring this end closer to themselves with every puff." "And the cigarette keeps getting smaller the more the fire goes further." "And life?" " The more it increases, the more this decreases." "And this is the way, life gets reduced." "Wow!" "You described life in just a single phrase." "Just as you don't enjoy smoking, alone similarly, you don't enjoy life without a companion." "Companion?" " The one who understands you." "And the one whom you can understand, that companion." "And the moments that you've spent with that companion that's life!" "Great!" "The one whom you understand, and the one who can understand you." "And the moments that you've spent with that companion, that's life." "She's right." "No use in living alone." "A companion is necessary." "What does Tara's husband do?" "She stays alone." "And you and Tara?" "Sure?" "Laddoo" " Yes, Gitu." "When they're together, they love each other." "And when they're apart, they romance." "Gitu, you haven't slept yet?" "Have you gone mad?" " Is this the time to sleep or to wake up?" "Oh yes!" "It must be 2am in London, now." "It's time to send the children to school, now." "Know what?" "Even the milkman hasn't come." " Milkman?" "Gitu, I'm in London." " So what?" "Will you forget your responsibilities if you're in London?" "Even the maidservant hasn't come for the past 4 days." "The maidservant hasn't come?" "Gitu, look, milkman, liftman the society bills, I'll solve everything, once I return." "When will you come back?" "If you want, then I can ask the priest for an auspicious moment." "What?" "I was about to come..." " Quiet!" "Don't argue with me." "I'm not arguing, Gitu." "Look..." "You were supposed to meet Ravi." "You must've eaten all the Laddoos, that's for sure." "No." "I'm staying at Ravi's place." "Laddoo, did you drink wine?" " No." "Just now, during dinner Ravi introduced me to Tara..." " Tara!" "?" "No, I mean an executive of Tara associates." "So, it was a business meeting, I'll return as soon as the contract is signed." "Why didn't you tell me?" " I was about to tell you." "Then why didn't you tell me?" "You've gone so far, so your attitude has changed, I'm noticing everything." "You felt it's alright." "Why to care for Gitu now?" "Gitu..." "I was..." " I know everything." "You don't care for Gitu." "Gitu, too, doesn't care for you." "What do they say for that in English?" "I'm carefree." "I'll get a lot of them." "What's the matter?" "You haven't slept yet?" "Only lucky people sleep, pal." "Gitu's call woke you up, isn't it?" "Do you know?" "Only 2 people have impressed me in life." "One is Tara, and the other one is you." "Me?" "What're you saying?" "Till date, I used to just think about you." "But today, Tara said the same thing and cemented my thoughts." "I didn't understand." "No use in living alone." "I need a life like you." "I want to live your life." "A happy married life." "What shall I tell him?" "That I got fooled by getting married." "Or that I was a fool, so I got married." "What do I tell him?" "It's about my impression." "You're thinking about Gitu, isn't it?" "A wife is such an intoxicating thing." "An Indian wife who serves you everyday." "Bring it carefully." "What happened?" "What did you break?" "Makes tea for you everyday." "Sunny and Bunty must be loving you and calling out to you all the time." "And that Buzzer and Teezer whom you got as a dowry." "They too, must be playing with you everyday." "Tell me, happily married life." "You must be so happy." "Whenever you go on a tour, she must be calling you up and saying such sweet things to you." "Tell me!" "Tell me, pal." "Why are you saying anything?" "Stop it, pal." "All this is rubbish." "All this happens in the movies." "Nothing of that sort happens in real life." "Man can either be happy, or married." "These two can't go together." "No." "With Gitu..." "Do you want to listen about your Gitu?" "The morning tea is made by me." "Madam sleeps till 12pm in the afternoon." "And that Sunny and Bunty love me so much that one day, they'll strangle me while calling out 'papa'!" "And those two dogs that i've got as a dowry, Buzzer and Teezer they've ruined my life." "And Gitu doesn't call me up to talk to me, she calls me up to scold me." "Understood?" "Talking rubbish." "You're lying." " Am I lying?" "You have tasted the sweet of marriage." "But you want to keep me away from it." "Yes." "Why not?" "But I'll marry." "I'll marry." "If you want to live happily, then you won't marry." " I'II." "You won't." " I'II." " You won't marry." " I will!" "What happened?" "I've thought about it, I've thought about it, pal." "I should have a wife, a sweet one, the one who loves me." "I've thought about it, I've thought about it, pal." "What'll you think, what'll you understand, what'll you know?" "Hey!" "What's happened to you?" "What'll you think, what'll you understand, what'll you know?" "You'll think of me when in pain, and pay heed to my words." "Don't do!" "Don't do!" "Don't get married!" "Don't fall!" "Don't fall!" "Don't fall for this trap!" "Ask me, I know." "A wife's serving spoon is like an enemy's sword." "She interferes in everything." "She attacks your heart." "You'll be beaten up." " I don't mind." "You'll be abused." " I'll bear it." "You're going to die." "I'll look into my wife's eyes and say." "I've thought about it, pal." "You're the only one I love." "I've thought about it, pal." "I'm telling something meaningful." "Listen to me." "He has started it again." "I'm telling something meaningful." "Listen to me." "Think of some other way to commit suicide." "Expenses!" "There'll be discussion about expenses." "Your wife and children will rule you." "Ask me, I know." "A wife's bangle is a burden on your shoulders." "Anything eh?" " The bank account is empty." "The locker is a waste." "Really?" " She'll shop." " I'll load her with goodies." "I'll empty my pockets." "How much ever you spend, it'll be less." "I'll shower my wife's feet with money." "I've thought about it, pal." "Whatever she asks, whatever she wants, her wish will be my command." "I've thought about it." "I've to get married." "How does it concern you?" "What's your problem?" "You've got married." "Let me marry, too." "Ask me what's in my heart." "My wife's tantrums are acceptable to me." "Even if there's fury on her face, but still there's love in her heart." "She'll beat me." " You'll not mind." "She'll abuse me." " You'll bear it." "You'll do everything, you're going to die." "You'll look into your wife's eyes and say I've thought about it." " It's your wish, I agree to it." "Go, get ready." "I've thought about it, pal." "What're you thinking?" "About your marriage?" "Every man should marry at least once." "Because every married man goes to heaven." "How?" " Because he would've already gone through hell." "You won't agree." "You'll marry, isn't it?" "Have you thought of a girl?" "Then what are you waiting for?" "For the girl to agree, pal." "You need to ask in order to get an answer." "I was going to do that." "C'mon." "Call her up." "C'mon, call her up." "Call up Sheena." "Will you answer a question?" " Ask." "Will you marry me?" "Marry?" "If you want, then we can live together." "Give up your Indian mentality, Ravi." "What happened?" "Sheena refused." "Sheena, the one who has a 'na' (no) how can she say yes?" "Isn't she the same pop star?" " I was the one who made her a pop star." "Are you her godfather?" "Then she's like your daughter, pal." "How can you marry her?" "If not Sheena, then Tina." "C'mon call up." "C'mon." "Call her." " You're right." "You can't manage one, and she's giving me three!" "What kind of people exist here, pal." "Alana, we understand each other." "We know each other." "That's why I want to directly ask you something." "But..." " But what?" "But you're late." "What happened?" " I made a mistake, pal." "Couldn't you even take care of this?" "She's got married, also." "Then what's the mistake that you committed?" " I was late in asking her." "Alana, even she has a 'na' in her name." "Find someone with a 'ha' (yes) in their name." "Your timing itself is wrong." "Only if you had told her two months back." "No problem, c'mon." "What did she say?" " Don't even ask." "Listen to me, and settle for an arranged marriage." "I don't believe in arranged marriages." "Don't worry." "Have faith on the almighty." "I'm there." "Don't worry." "C'mon!" "Now I know that you have a habit of exercise." "Yes, I do." "Sometimes, run on an errand." "Sometimes, run along with Bunty to their school." "I keep running around all day." "You're talking to yourself again?" "After marriage, one talks to his own self." "Shall we go now?" "We've to meet Tara." " C'mon." "C'mon!" "It looks like Delhi's Connaught place." "What's this?" "Just a moment!" "What's happening?" "Tara..." " No!" "I don't want to listen to anything." "What happened?" " That girl..." "I've been waiting for you for so long, you took so much time to come." "He has changed his clothes 5 times in the last 5 minutes." "Don't know whom he wants to impress." "When everything suits you, then it becomes difficult to decide." "Tell me, what's happening to your mission?" "Sometimes, he's late by a month, and sometimes by 9 months." "Actually, he's always late." "We were late today, also, because of him." "No." "I'm telling the truth." "The one who comes in my dreams and steals my heart." "The one who gets rid of my sleep." "He meets me secretly in my dreams." "The one who robs my sleep." "Who's he?" "She's perfect." " Not perfect 10." "But a 10 pound Indian waitress." "The waitress with looks, talents, perfect combination." "I never saw his face but my heart still feels him." "What's the fun in waiting Iove has a strange intoxication." "The one which is spreading all over the world." "On the heart." "On meeting a stranger today, my heart is telling somebody know me in my dreams." "Among my own." "This heart isn't mine, where's the one who stole it." "Don't know where I'll meet him again." "I never saw his face but my heart still feels him." "The one who comes in my dreams and steals my heart." "The one gets rid of my sleep." "He meets me secretly in my dreams." "The one who robs my dreams." "Who's he?" "Isn't she good?" " Very good." "She's good but..." " But what?" "She's a singer." "Listen to her and forget her." "But why?" " Sheena too, was a singer, isn't it?" "Just a moment." "You want to say that..." "Absolutely." "Not absolutely." "Som, this is life." "Not mathematics." "And, in life, you should sometimes think with your heart." "But in the mathematics of life, you should always think with your brains." "Whether it's the heart or the brain, I'm just thinking about one thing." "Menaka!" "Who is she?" "'Hidden, Hidden in the nights... '" " Menaka?" "Tell me something." "When one falls in love then he hears nice, sweet and romantic songs." "You are the only person who hears heart rendering poems even before falling in love." "I feel afraid, friend." " Why?" "Friend, these Sheena, Nikki, Anna, An..." "Anna." "Tara..." " She is a friend okay?" "Tara says that if she meets then it will make." "What will it make?" " A difference." "When all these girls were in my life I didn't feel anything." "They just came and went away." "It didn't make any difference." "But when I saw Menaka then..." "So what's the problem?" "Just propose her." "That's what I can't do." "What if she refuses?" "Whenever I propose any girl," " She runs away." " Yes friend." "But..." "I don't want to lose Menaka." "See, just as we change clothes as the season changes just like that, we should look at the girl and utter dialogues." "There is a formula to hook up with every woman." "Did you understand?" "And... who can know this better than you?" "But see, what you have to do now..." " Like that..." "You can do this work for me." "Yes." "No." "I am not going to do anything." "You will do this work for me." " O no friend!" "Will you please listen to what I say?" "Give your brains to one of your enemies on rent for some days." "He will break up." "But you will do my work, won't you?" "Okay I will do it." "Should I change the song?" "No, just once more." "Sir, you know." "I can't accept such a large tip." "Even then you..." " Keep it." "Who is she?" "You are a very manner less person." "This manner less person is called Somdatta." "Mena..." " Menaka Chowdhary.21 years of age." "Likes to sings songs in hindi, and works partime in this Cafeteria of Mr. Girija, he is your uncle's friend." "And he is your guardian in this strange city too." "Your friend's name is Sarika, who is a bit simple at heart." "She gives your address to any stranger." "Like that, she is quite a good friend." "She is quite smart." "You must be remembering my friend Ravi, who had committed the mistake of tipping you 10 pounds." "Yes, yes." " Yes, please sit." "The same, dark and dwarfish whose hair are mix tone in color." "How can you speak like this about your friend?" "He is..." " I know what you will be saying." "Every girl thinks the same when she sees Ravi." "But Ravi Kapoor only sees talent in a person." "Therefore this person is standing and begging in front of you." "Please, accept it." "Please, please." "See, I can't understand anything that you say." "See, I will explain everything." "The matter is that the name of the Tune Music company's owner's name is Ravi Kapoor." "The one who heard your song yesterday night." "He felt that there is something special in your voice." "I said, 'Ravi, you will get many others.'" "He was to come here personally." "But, if the girl refuses then it's an insult." "See, it is not the world of honesty nowadays." "If you praise someone with a pure heart they just change their attitude and airs." "Then I tried to make him understand." "That, 'Ravi, see, so many girls come to you.'" "'The thirst that Mr. Ravi Kapoor should listen to their song, just once." "So that all of them too, become a big star like Sheena." " Sheena!" " Then I said that I will go, how do I matter?" "Even if Miss Menaka refuses for an audition I will come back with a sullen face." "Like that, you please see." "You have time till day after tomorrow." "Like that I had told Ravi that he would get many." "Now, you please see." "Writhe son, writhe." "I won't tell you so quickly." "Hey you." "It's enough now." "Tell me what did Menaka say?" "Have some patience." " What have patience?" "Since fifteen minutes you've been telling me to have patience." "There is such heat in this city." "What would be the degrees?" "Hey, Som, enough." "Enough please." "Friend, forget her." " Forget her?" "I don't want to break your heart but therefore I'm not telling you anything since so long." "Hey, Som, please tell me clearly." "The cafeteria in the daytime, and in the nights singing in hotels, she is bringing up her child." "A child!" " Yes, he will be four years on this March." "The poor girl." "And, what must be her age?" "Eighteen." "She is a little soul, the poor girl." "Eighteen, and married?" "No." "If only!" "The poor girl doesn't even know the father's name." "But... she sings very nicely." "Everybody does commit such mistakes in youth..." "I mean, in childhood." "Then, why should we accuse poor Maneka?" "Only, she likes you very much." "Hey, she herself is a child, how will she have a child?" "Hey, you..." "Just a minute." "Hello?" "Yes, Tara, Tara." "You've got a cold, okay I'll come." "Tara's not well." "I will go." "Hey, you wait." "See, there will be too much work in the office." "You take care here, I will take care there." "Sure?" " Sure, friend." "When will a friend come handy?" "He's a true friend." "Yes." "Where is 47, Bogey street?" "Tara's house?" "Som?" "Yes, Ravi has sent me." "Sardars are strange people." "Is the kitchen upstairs?" " Yes it's upstairs." "Today, I remembered Delhi's Karol Bag looking at South Hall." "Fantastic place." "That same ' paapdi chat' (Indian snack.) 'bhel-puri', 'aloo tikki', 'kathi roll', 'kathi tikki'" "What are you doing, Som, what is all this?" "Silent!" "Good." "Som, there's no need for all this." "This is needed." "You come here." "My grandma used to say that health is wealth." "If the health is not all right then where will you find the time to earn wealth?" "Wasn't she right?" "It's always good to listen to the elders." "Som, see." " Silent." "Looking at the English in South Hall it felt as if they are the tourists." "Tara, do you know?" "One gets a degree in ayurveda in the Harrow Medical College." "But my grandmother used to say that..." "Such a high fever?" "Such a high fever?" "It's good that I came." "So, my grandma used to say, that child 'one should always use home remedies.'" "'God knows what these wretched allopathic people do?" "'" "Som..." " Then I said, 'Grandma, please teach me all the cures.'" "She told me,' Take a bit of juice of tomatoes bitter gourd..." " Som it's alright.'" "'A little black pepper, cardamom, garlic.'" "And mix all these together." "And here, grandma's cure is ready." "C'mon, drink this up quickly." "Drink this up quickly." "C'mon." "Excellent." "Cool." "Drink it." "Drink it." "Ten minutes." "Do you know, my mother wanted a daughter and I was born." "Since that time I have almost developed a habit of keeping the house neat and tidy." "Geetu stays very happy with me." "I wash the clothes of the whole house, isn't it?" "I mean, there are two washing machines but the hand wash is hand wash after all." "As it is, what shame is there in doing one's own work?" "Aren't I right?" "Som, let it be." "I will do it." " See, grandma's remedy cured you in 10 minutes." "Here, even one's own do not do so much." "Think of me as your own." "Okay, I will leave now." "You rest, okay?" "'I met someone, I met!" "'" "Yes, Geetu." "No, Som didn't call up." "I tried, but he doesn't attend the phone at all!" "You didn't call since many days." "Is it?" "What?" "You saw a nightmare?" "Geetu, please, you don't worry." "He must be busy in his work, isn't it?" "I don't have the number of his friend Ravi too." "Otherwise, I would call him up at least and find out." "God knows where this Som has gone away." "You have to put this ball of love, in this goal of Maneka's heart." "And how will you put this?" "To reach this goal, you'll have to change some things." "You will have to change yourself." "The team of your life is already lagging behind my 2-0." "Sheena and Anna." " Hey, not Anna, friend." "Annu..." "Why is it lagging behind?" "Because till today you were playing with wrong players." "When will you understand?" "You met a girl, and fell in love." "You confessed your love, and then did a self goal." "From today, these will be your players." "Show the girls that Ravi Kapoor doesn't worry about anything else except work." "Don't even talk to them with your eyes raised." "If you ever talk, then it Should be only about work." "Intrigue!" "It is human nature, my boy, human nature." "The unknown is always fascinating." "And once the girl feels like knowing you then slowly, leave the string of the kite." "And with a professional approach, impress Maneka." "And before signing the contract, propose Maneka." "For a change, you will use girls." "Otherwise, just like Sheena, when Maneka becomes a star you do know where she'll kick you." "Maneka's waiting outside." "What are you saying?" "You are lying." " Come and see it for yourself." "No friend." " Come." "What will I do now?" "You don't worry." "Listen to this carefully, okay." "Here, Ravi walks with the ball of love." "Ravi passes the ball to the goal." "The goal tricks Compassion and passes the ball to Ruthless." "And Ruthless, from between the legs of Understanding passes the ball to Debonair." "And Debonair, taking the ball tackling everybody." "Dodging, returns the ball to Ravi." "The ball is once again with Ravi." "What does Ravi do?" "Dodging everyone, dodging all emotions Ravi is standing with the ball, right in front of the goal." "Ravi is standing in front of the goal all alone." "And everyone is looking at him." "Everyone is waiting with bated breath." "And Ravi hits the ball and the ball is going to the goal." "Everyone is waiting with bated breath." "Everyone is watching and everyone is scared, whether the ball goes or not and we see that Ravi's ball has gone in the goal of Maneka's heart." "And this is a goal!" "Ravi's love has won!" "It has won!" "But Som... what should I do now, friend?" "Do what I showed you just now." "That..." "I forgot." " You forgot?" "Wear this." "And repeat what I say, okay?" "This?" "I have seen this in some film." "Ravi Kapoor is in his cabin." "You go inside after two minutes." "Just a minute." "Can I ask you something?" " Ask." "Will Ravi Kapoor really meet me?" "Will there really be an audition?" "And will Ravi Kapoor actually launch me?" "Will he..." " Really." "The answer to each of your question can be yes." "If you don't say 'no' to Ravi." "Remember that." "The key to your dreams is with Ravi." "How will I reach till that key?" "Do as I say." "See, where you will reach from here." "Hello?" "Hello" " Behind!" " Yes tell me." " I'm behind here." "Okay listen, do just as I say, okay?" "She's come, sit down!" "Actually, this wasn't to be said." " Actually, this wasn't to be said." "Yes?" " Why are you repeating me?" "Did you say something, sir?" "Actually, everyone has looks and talent." "Don't you have any boyfriend?" "Like that, our company isn't interested in your personal life." "But, to reach a stage, it's necessary that you stay focused." "Say something." "Son!" "Ravi!" "Ravi, listen to me." "Oh!" "You will be dead." "The matter is about confidence." "We should have confidence in your talent." "And you, on our company and we, on each other." "Surrender yourself to our company once, and then see." "Why do you say yes for everything?" "Because..." "When the person in front is right, when everything that the person in front says is right, then the question of saying no doesn't arise at all." "The answer of no or yes, you will get through the secretary." "That's what you wanted to say, isn't it?" "Otherwise this meeting will go on till long." "And we have to go to another meeting." "Shall I leave you till outside?" "Come on, let's go." "What are you doing?" "I think that Ravi Kapoor isn't a man but a computer." "Whatever has been fed into him, that's it." "He says just that." "No, don't do it." "Don't even laugh by mistake, Mr. Kapoor." "A proper girl is sitting in front of you, but don't even look." "Once!" "He doesn't even look once, raising his eyes." "He doesn't see!" "Please make me a package, parcel or a box of shoes, sir." "Once, just once, please smile, Turn and look once." "What can we do, you are very cute!" "'Something is happening, in someone's heart.'" "'Whether he knows it or not... ' '... that the weather of two hearts meeting has arrived.'" "'Something is happening, someone is losing himself... ' '... in the rains, the weather of two hearts getting drenched and drenching has arrived!" "'" "'The one whom I love... ' '... he doesn't have knowledge of that.'" "'The one whom I was waiting for... ' '... she is standing in front of me.'" "'These small matters and these long nights... ' ...'the time has stopped here itself!" "'" "'Lf he holds me... '" "'Embraces me for a while... '" "'She should think of me as her own... ' ...'this is the only request of the heart.'" "'Such is the state of the heart, what is a dream and what is a fantasy.'" "'Even they themselves don't know that!" "'" "'Something is happening!" "'" "'Something is happening!" "'" "He seems too happy today." "Isn't it Som?" "Love is like this piece of warmth in cold." "When it's there, it gives too much peace to the heart." "But then it goes away one day, leaving man to live with that that experience, leaving him alone." "What happened, Som?" "Nothing, tell me something about yourself" "No, Som, first you tell me, what is the matter?" "Let it be, Tara." "By digging into life, one gets only a rusted heart, nothing else." "What?" "Have you ever greeted the ragpicker thinking she's your mother?" "Why?" "It was raining cats and dogs that day." "Which day?" "Som." "31st August." "Sunny was one year old then." "Sunny, my small big son." "All of us were returning from dinner in the night." "In my Mercedes." "When all of a sudden a kitten came in front of the car." "I tried to turn the steering quickly." "The road was drenched." "The car dashed against a tree." "And Geetu!" "And Geetu's head dashed against the dash board." "Since then, she is a living like a walking corpse, Geetu!" "She cries when she watches a comedy film and laughs watching a horror film." "Sometimes, she waters the computer thinking that it's a tree." "And she takes Sunny to be the television and wipes him with a rag." "I have been living like this since the past five years." "I search my happiness in others." "Hey, move, small packet!" "If Ravi comes to know about this then he will feel very bad." "Isn't it, Tara?" "I don't want to make him sad." "What is it about me?" "I will live." "Hey Som!" "Come!" "Go Som." "One gets happiness only by searching for them." "If you forget everything and live with your close ones, you will get some peace then." "Did you see?" "You didn't see." "It's a drama, does anyone do like this?" "I think that all this is just a faþade!" "No." "I think that Mr. Ravi Kapoor thinks only about work." "He thinks only about work?" "What work?" "The contract will be signed on Thursday." "And Miss." "Maneka will become a star!" "I was shopping in Harrods." "I thought I'd buy this for you." "I had come to give you this." "Brother Ravi will come late." "The preparations for Maneka's launch are going on." "Okay, I will leave now." "Please come inside, Som." "Have some tea or coffee and then go." " No." "It doesn't feel good, so late in the night, isn't it?" "I can't forget my customs and traditions, can I?" "What will people say?" "Come." "Please come." "What was the need for this?" "Sit." "Sit." "Will you have some coffee?" " Yes." "The people who are true at heart shouldn't worry about people." "You think so much about people." "I had never thought that I would meet any one except Ravi, who would care about me so much." "Beautiful, but these colors are searching for something." "Happiness." "Come out of these four walls." "Search for some new colors." "A new feeling and a new happiness." "Hello Tara!" "Where are you Tara?" "I'm coming Tara!" "Geetu!" "I am ruined!" "I am destroyed!" "I am destructed!" "I am left of nowhere!" "I shouldn't have let him go to London!" "I'm telling the truth!" "If not of me, at least he should have thought about the kids!" "What should I do?" "But what happened?" "Geetu tell me clearly, what happened?" "In London, some witch has trapped him!" "Witch?" "I had just called Som." "He was taking her name!" "What name did he take?" " Tara!" "What, Tara?" "Okay, Geetu, do you know how Som is to look at?" "He is young, and handsome." "I have never met him, isn't it?" "Okay, can you do something?" "Can you e-mail me his photo?" "You have done it?" "Poor Geetu." "'Lf you say so, then I will tell the sun and make it dawn.'" "'Lf you say so, then I will talk to the moon and make it night!" "'" "'Lf you say so, I will fill the sky with stars.'" "'Lf you say so, I will speak to you the matter of the heart!" "'" "'Lf you say so, I will fill the atmosphere with aromas.'" "'Lf you say so, I will start flying with the wind' 'lf you say so, I will take this world in my arms.'" "'Lf you say so, I will hear the matter of your heart!" "'" "'May every moment blossom like this, may it smile like this.'" "'May the atmosphere be glowing for you like this.'" "'May the whole world keep on singing.'" "'See." "Sing with the world, color yourself with the color of flowers!" "'Smile, with this moment!" "'" "'Lf you say so, I will think that each of your hope is my destination.'" "'Lf you say so, I will know the love of your heart to be my objective.'" "'Lf this is the case, what else would I need?" "'I have met you, my beloved, there's no sorrow!" "'" "'AII I have is happiness with me every moment with me!" "'" "I feel that the situation is funny." "I'm mad." "I'm terri..." "Yes." "That's the one." "I've gone crazy." "I had tied a Rakhi to you on Rakshabandhan day." "Don't touch me." "I had fed milk to the neighbor's child, thinking that it was Bunty." "I greeted the garbage woman, thinking that she was your mother." "Tell her, now." "Tell her in my presence." "Had I been so mad, then how did I give birth to Sunny and Bunty?" "Oh God!" "Did you tell her that we've adopted Bunty?" "It's nothing of that sort." "Tara, you tell her." " Should I tell her?" "I'll tell her." "C'mon, Gita." "Forgive Som, Gitu." "I even hate his name." "Does anyone do like this after staying together for 7 years?" "Such a big betrayal." "I had heard of his antics, before our marriage." "But my heart used to say that Som has changed." "I'm telling the truth." "In the past 7 years, Som never went astray." "I didn't even let him go astray." "I had kept him under my control." "I just gave him some freedom once, and I did the biggest mistake." "He went out of my hands." "It isn't your mistake." "Don't know why every Indian woman thinks of her husband as her God." "A husband is after all an ordinary man." "And every wife should accept this truth." "Every man has the same viewpoint about a woman." "And if a man doesn't look at another woman, then he's just pretending." "Or his wife is forcing him to pretend in that manner." "You're right." "But how do I forgive him?" "Gitu, don't blow up the issue, such that it goes out of control." "Your situation could've been further ruined, but it didn't." "I feel that you should rest now." "I've seen very few women of your kind, in life." "People only think in their own way." "If they think through someone else's viewpoint, then there's no problem." "I would like to say something to you before leaving." "I'm sorry that I followed you." "But I was only thinking of my Gitu at that time." "Had I spoken to you directly then maybe these scenes wouldn't have been created." "Anyway, take care of Gitu." "Time doesn't pass, man does." "Life had come to a standstill." "The heat in Indore." "From my house to the office." "I had gone mad doing all this." "I used to call Bunty as Sunny." "And what's the name of that damned dog that bites my shirt." "And if you say something to Gitu then that's it." "In my office, my house, whether day or night I always used to think of our college days." "Drop Anjali at her house in the night, then talk to Sapna over the phone." "And then in the morning, go for a jog with Shikha." "And then, axe your own feet." "Get married." "When I met you, I again felt like living." "Nothing else." "Neither did I want to hurt Tara, nor Gitu." "I was just searching for some joy." "That's it." "I'm missing Sunny a lot." "Don't get tensed, man." "I know that you're a good man." "Everything's over." "Take a sip." "Will you like to talk, or let it be?" "Let it be." "Do you know, I'm troubled by just one thing, all day." "I even feel afraid to think about it." "Ravi, what's the matter?" "I feel... no, not feel." "It's confirmed." "You've Meneka in your life, and she's a very good girl." "That chapter regarding Som..." "Forget it." "Now, it's important for us to reunite Som and Gitu." "Hurry up!" "I'm getting late." "Please sit." "It'll be there in a moment." "It's been so long since the order." "As soon as you get the contact, replace all the wines that you had stolen." "Replace what?" "Wine?" "Are you kidding?" "No." "I was just kidding." "Only the rich know about what they say." "You're like my own, that's why I'm telling you." "No one can find out their true face or read their actual thoughts." "That's why, child, take care." "If you can see the label, then it means that you've worn it inside out." "This is a new style." "You won't understand." "I'm feeling afraid." "Listen, talk sweetly to Gitu." "And you, too, talk softly to Meneka." "Please, I'm good the way I am." "He's going to die!" "You..." "We'll be back in a moment." "Please sit." "I had come to know of your choice in the first meeting itself." "But what was the need for this?" "I had seen you coming and going for the past 4 years." "Most of your paintings can be found in my house." "I know everything about you." "But this is the first time that I've got the opportunity to know you." "That too, in this environment." "Maybe even you don't know what I feel about you." "Had I known that you wanted to do all this then I wouldn't have sent you to London." "I came to know of this." "Don't know with whom else..." "Gitu, believe me." "After marriage, this is my first..." "First girlfriend?" "First lover?" "Or..." "Gitu!" "__" "What?" " I mean, this is my first mistake after marriage." "You can say so." "Because I didn't give you the opportunity to commit a mistake." "What's the guarantee that this is your last mistake?" "I can say one thing for sure." "No one has the combination of looks and talent that you have." "Our contract was supposed to be signed today." "Then why are we meeting in a restaurant instead of an office?" "Certain things can't be discussed in an office." "And we've even prepared to launch you." "You're talented." "And very soon, you'll become a star." "But I want to say something else other than this." "I don't know how to tell you, or how you'll react but I do have to say, whether you accept or decline." "I've agreed to whatever you've said, do you know why?" "Because I trust you." "This won't happen again." "I swear on your mother." "Laddoo, naughty fellow!" "You've become too thin." "Gitu, London is such a big city." "It must be having a population of 50-60 lakhs." "There must be 60 lakh houses, too." "Isn't it a wonder that your uncle got that particular house to stay?" "That too, in Tara's neighborhood." "There're narrow chanced for someone being as lucky as you." "I'm not the way you think I am." "I mean, I'm like that but..." "I'm not like that." "I mean, I'm like that." "Why are you behaving like this?" "Look, whatever you thought about me that was all false." "You mean, the contract, rehearsal, all these were fake?" "No." "Don't misunderstand me." "All this was genuine." "Lie means..." "What you were pretending to be till now, you aren't that?" "You were fooling around with me, till now." "No." "I was doing this on someone's advice." "Being a professional singer was just a dream for me." "You were the one who came and said, Meneka, I'll fulfill your dream." "But everything was a lie." "You are a liar." "Your promises were false." "What all I had dreamt of." "But how do you people know what emotions are." "You must be knowing such girls who would be so desperate to fulfill their dream that..." "I can live with my dream." "Who knows what your truth is." "I'm telling the truth, Tara." "The own become your own, when they're made so." "Tara and uncle, I mean isn't it great?" "He could've stayed somewhere else." "But no!" "He had to stay there." "Great!" "Meneka, please don't cry." "Meneka, please listen to me." "Enough!" " Gitu, listen to me." "I'll still say, if you talk to Meneka..." "Sorry, pal." "I'm feeling very bad about it." "You're feeling bad?" "I should be the one who's feeling bad." "That too, because of you." "But, pal, this formula does work with girls." "Will you shut up or do you have anything else to say?" "Neither would you've done all this nor would all this have happened." "Why should I blame you?" "It was all my fault." "I was the one who axed his own feet." "I had come to you myself, as you were my love guru." "It would've been better had I done the job myself." "She has just slapped you." "Why don't you talk to her again?" "She's isn't going to understand me." "She's s good girl." "Does her own job." "Understands everything takes care of everyone and thinks about others." "Only if I could've met her 7 years back." "This is great!" "London is such a big city, but no!" "Uncle Verma had to live in that house, only." "He, too, as gone." "What do you know about emotions?" "You must be knowing such girls who are so desperate to fulfill their dreams that..." "She's a good girl, pal." "She does her own job." "And understand others." "Takes care of everyone." "Tara is a great girl." "There's no fun in living alone." "You should have a companion." "The companion whom you can understand, and who understands you." "The moments that you spend with that companion, that's life!" "Would you like to talk or let it be?" "When I saw Meneka, I felt that everything would be right this time." "I'm tired, Tara." "Enough." "Tara, c'mon, let's marry." "What?" " Ravi and Tara are getting married." "Is this good news?" "Darling, we haven't signed the contract yet." "Go to the office and prepare the contract." "What happened?" "Ok." "As you wish." "He couldn't say but..." " You keep quiet." "All this has happened because of you, and I won't listen to anyone." "Uncle, don't worry." "I'm dressing up the bride." "Yes." "Fully." "What?" "When will she come?" "She'll come by 1 pm." "Uncle, stand there with some sweets." "And yes, it's necessary to have laddoos there." "Full 10kgs." "Yes." "Ok." "You like laddoos very much, don't you?" "Then go and compromise with your Laddoo." "I've hurt you a lot." "To tell the truth, I can't life with out you." "Can you?" "Shall I tell you the truth?" " Yes." "Like the moonlight from the moon and the bowls from their plate this Toffee can't stay without her Laddoo." "But you won't do this again." " Never." "Kneel down." "This is London." "And I'm not Sunny or Bunty." "Even then, kneel down." "Tara, I want to ask you something." "Don't lie, whatever is happening, is it love or friendship?" "It's love for a friend." "Life can't be spent in this game of words." "You know..." " I know Ravi's need." "Really, Tara." "It's difficult to understand you." "You didn't invite me in your marriage?" "Sheena, I..." " I was thinking about you, always." "But, I didn't have the courage." "Eat." "Another man is dying." "Why don't you get married?" "At least you'll feel the pain of we men?" "The laddoo of our marriage." "The bride has come." "And the groom, too." "Ravi, see, your desire for Indian culture has bee fulfilled." "C'mon." "The girl has worn a veil in the engagement itself." "Eat, dear." "The time to think has gone, hurry up." "Why did you stop?" "If you've any problem, then say so." "Our America will find a lot." "Really, dear." "I was thinking of expanding my business." "Open one or two music companies." "For which, I would need singers." "Where's Som?" "Gitu, I was just telling her that she should get married, too." "Instead of suffering without eating the laddoo of marriage it's better to suffer after eating it." "Isn't it, Ravi?" " Yes." "Sister." "The laddoo of marriage." "You can't resist it, and you can't tolerate it, either."