"Dear ghosts we are burning some paper money for your use please spend as you wish" "I've seen all kinds of people but never any men so bothersome as you" "I am bothersome?" "Today is half past the seventh moon that's why I'm burning some paper money for the spirits" "It's difficult without money as human beings being a destitute ghost is even worse" "One of these is 50 million the sum of all these will be more than the assets of Wang Wing Hing" "I'd rather be a ghost" "Don't be impatient, you'll be one soon" "We've been ordered to look into a case at Hang Hau" "The gate is opened" "A horde of horses charge out" "Number 3 Hercules is leading by half a horse's head" "Number 3 Hercules is leading" "Come on, faster" "He must win" "Faster, I must win this time" "Number 6 is in the third place" "Hercules is in the fourth place" "Damn, this horse has no staying power" "I might as well jump to my death" "You always say that why are you still alive?" "There's nothing else here, let's go" "According to the sergeant what you don't see doesn't mean there is nothing" "Shut your mouth, okay?" "Quick, my daughter is expecting me home for dinner" "Don't pretend." "You actually want to see your girlfriend" "None of your damn business!" "I'm going if you're not, you can go back on foot" "It's just a few streets ahead" "What's the matter?" "Police..." "Don't move" "Don't move" "You still run?" "Stop" "Don't move" "If you do" "I'll shoot you in the head" "You are bold" "You old fool" "You stink" "This is my presence you smell it before you see me" "Be nimble" "Yes" "No, if there is really evidence in the warehouse could he handle it alone?" "I'd better go back and see" "Ah Biu..." ""Cheung Biu"" "Ceausescu" "Marcos" "Am I dead already?" "Gambler Cop Can't Repay High lnterest Debt and Commits Suicide" "This is not correct" "I was killed while investigating a drug syndicate" "Do you know who killed you?" "I didn't see his face" "Then do you admit to suicide?" "No" "Then the cause of death is unknown" "Sir" "Can I return to mortal world to investigate it?" "This ain't an inn where you come goasyouplease" "Sir, we are both civil servants can you give me a break?" "A break?" "That'll depend whether you play by the rules" "Rules?" "Will this do?" "Yes" "I'm going" "There are two things which you must remember" "He who has such a birth mark will be your saviour" "If it's like this, it'll be your doom" "Also, this is a personal gift" "What is it for?" "There're charms and spells which would be useful to you" "How do I find my saviour?" "You're a police, naturally you go to the police station" "The police station?" "Sit tight, which room?" "Number one" "Number one" "Number two" "Number three" "Let's play a game" "Give me the cards" "If you guess correctly you win" "Watch closely" "Again" "The officer is here" "You're good" "But it's useless, let me distribute" "Number one" "Number two" "Number three" "No" "Come in, don't be afraid" "Go over there..." "Take off your pants" "Quicker" "Wait" "What are you doing?" "Taking cover" "Will this do?" "Yes..." "I can see" "But they can't see" "Turn around" "This kid is my saviour" "Bend down" "What for?" "I'm giving you an in-depth check, bend over" "In-depth check up" "Quick" "Bend down" "My saviour, who knows who is saving who?" "Don't" "I'm giving you an in-depth check, bend over" "Bend down" "Miss, you'd better co-operate with us" "Am I not doing that already?" "Who asked you to sit on the table?" "What do you mean by that?" "Stop playing the fool you bitch" "Who's playing the fool?" "You asked me to sit here" "You dare answer back?" "Do I dare?" "You still deny it?" "You're sick!" "Only you dare do this" "Do I dare?" "Good morning" "Sir" "Sir" "Sorry to disturb you, how are you?" "Anybody home?" "Sorry" "It's you?" "Yes" "Who are you?" "Officer 1 997 reporting" "How come headquarters has sent such a person here?" "What are you doing?" "Your dad is calling you" "Damn you" "He got tangled with loansharks for his gambling habits and was forced to jump to his death, it's your dad" "Sorry" "Stop grumbling and come with me" "What are we doing here?" "What do you think?" "Good" "Sir, having a pee?" "What do you think?" "Lift your foot" "What?" "Move your foot" "What are you doing, madam?" "This is a Men's toilet, what are you doing here?" "You ask me that?" "I've swept this floor for over 1 0 years did you think I was here for a tour?" "I have seen them all, all sizes" "What a shame" "You insult me?" "Sir, don't bother with her" "If she gets mad, you'll be in trouble" "Who is she?" "An old virgin." "One of the few left" "If you cross her... our whole precinct will be in trouble" "Can you do it?" "324, 325, 326, 32... 327, 328, 329, 330, 33..." "Great Beauty" "300...how much have I counted 332" "Thank you 332" "None of your business, close the door" "What are you two doing here?" "Nothing, we brought him to get his gun" "Come here" "Your number?" "1 997" "Sign here" "You are new here so I'll give you a simple assignment" "I've already asked 2 female cops to be undercover cops in a massage parlour" "Contact them" "When the time is ripe, reveal your true identity then wipe them out, it's simple" "Simple?" "Of course, would I give you complicated tasks?" "Who are the undercover cops?" "They are wearing fish net stockings" "When you get there just say the code word for the mission they'll make contact" "What's the code word?" ""From Now On" (Vietnamese)" "And you?" "I'll oversee the whole operation here and give you back-up any time" "That's all, go quickly" "Have a nap first" "Boss, looking for a girl?" "This way" "Can you..." "All our girls are first class" "Take your time" "Thanks" "You needn't look elsewhere if you can't find your pick" "C'mon, make a choice" "I'd like to look at their legs first" "How they look is not important..." "A woman should have beautiful legs" "Yes..." "Come...girls, pull up your skirt" "Let him see...higher" "How about it?" "Not bad" "Which one do you have in mind?" "All of them" "All?" "Is that not possible?" "Sure...get up...have fun" "Go on" "Don't be so impatient" "Six at a time, really crazy" "What's the matter with you?" "Taking so long" "These fish nets are making me itch like crazy" "How come they're gone?" "Isn't this better?" "The one who contacted us wouldn't be mistaken" "Wait...don't be so rash" "Wait..." "listen to one very important thing" ""From Now On" (Vietnamese)" "From now on, a new policy applies to the Vietnam illegal immigrants" "Any boat load of people coming to Hong Kong because of economic difficulty will be treated as illegal immigrants" "Great..." "But you still haven't understood what I mean" "We understand, we're from Vietnam" "Sorry, I'm in the wrong place" "Sorry" "Boss, don't be angry" "Take a look and be off" "That's right" "Bastard, what do you want?" "Actually I am a university student doing a survey" "About...prostitutes" "Student?" "Which faculty?" "Hairy faculty?" "Hairy faculty" "Yin Yang Hairy faculty which is..." "You'll understand, goodbye" "Where's your student id?" "It's not a personal id card so I don't need to carry it all the time" "Haven't you heard?" "Student?" "We're the real students" "This is a student's lD card" "Yes?" "What faculty are you from?" "Social science, and moonlighting with the underworld" "You are doing part-time" "How admirable, keep at it" "You dare fornicate a policeman?" "Policeman?" "You dare play tricks on me?" "Bring them over" "Come on, fatty" "You have guts to mess in my territory" ""From Now On" (Vietnamese)" "Why are you so late?" "It's not too late" "Kneel down, I am a policeman" "Why play with a gun?" "You're studying" "Don't you know it's dangerous?" "Give it to me, you're a good boy" "Stop" "I said stop, want to kill me?" "Bastard, I tell you" "I don't want to smash your head now" "I'll smash your lips" "So dirty" "Blow his head" "You're so easily scared" "If it were real wouldn't you piss in your pants?" "Help" "Stop fooling..." "What a bastard!" "Don't..." "What's the matter?" "Is it fixed?" "Yes" "Naughty cat, leaving your shit on the altar?" "What a foul smell" "Sorry, grand master" "your humble servant invokes" "your grace to show forth your power" "Long arms and legs, everything is possible" "Bastard" "see if you can still run" "Sorry, your grace, our home is too dirty" "Damn, rotten luck with women" "That's bad" "Ah Yuk, don't go yet" "Dad, what's the matter?" "Your appearance shows you're under an inauspicious star you must be careful with men" "Why?" "For fear of bad karma" "Dad, what have you done this time?" "Never mind, just be careful" "Alright, don't worry" "I'm going, 'bye" "Come back early" "Okay" "My fault, I have fooled around with others' daughters now my own daughter has grown up" "I hope nothing bad will happen to her" "Going out?" "Wearing such a long skirt!" "What a mess!" "Looks like a kennel" "How could anyone live here?" "You again?" "Why give me this dead man's hole?" "Don't push too far" "Fire squad...no, police" "Real smart" "You can...talk" "Police, no. 1 997" "It's best you don't say anything" "You have the right to remain silent what you say may be used against you in a court of law" "Where is the door?" "Thanks" "I turn around" "I'm exhausted, I'll walk slowly" "I must be day dreaming" "I am sick, mentally ill" "I must be mentally ill" "Stop it" "I say I quit." "I want to go home" "You can't escape" "I'll do it all over again" "I said you can't escape, you asked for it" "Now you believe me?" "Yes" "What's so funny?" "I am scared" "Weren't you frightened just now?" "I am like that" "Don't boss around, just say what you want" "Alright, I'll tell you" "I have good and bad fortune" "There's a birthmark on your bottom so you're my saviour" "The bad fortune hasn't been found yet" "Why am I so unfortunate to have to be your saviour" "How'd I know?" "It's been ordered as such by the heavens" "Don't, I beg you" "I don't know you, leave me alone" "It is not I who wants to mess with you" "The heavens are playing with us" "You thought you were great and could fight 9 people in the massage parlour" "Do you think you could use one breath to lift that girl's skirt?" "So it's you" "It's me, let us do like that" "I can help you get that girl" "And you help me, how about it?" "I can't" "You won't?" "I can't" "You really won't?" "Forget it" "Alright, wait and see" "Ghost" "Sir" "Nothing" "What a nut" "Do you believe in ghosts?" "Yes" "Then have you seen one?" "No" "I don't know if ghosts are good" "If you help him, you'll be wealthy" "Really?" "Yes" "If not?" "Then you'll be in trouble" "In trouble?" "What's the matter?" "You've seen a ghost?" "You're really in trouble" "No, I'm fine, I'm under my lucky star" "I have never been in trouble all my life" "Right" "What are you doing?" "I stepped on a nail" "Iuckily it has not gone through flesh;" "isn't too bad" "Isn't bad?" "Go back, don't look anymore" "What's the matter?" "The Vietnam man won't come down" "Have you notified them?" "They haven't arrived" "I was okay" "Strictly speaking I was not too bad" "Alright...get to work" "You go up first, I'll be right with you" "He's up there" "Brother" "Nothing, I just wanted to ask you in your life have you... seen a ghost" "Seen a ghost?" "No, why?" "You've seen one, right?" "No" "Who is throwing rubbish?" "You're so down, are you okay?" "Yes..." "let's keep working" "Sir, don't despair things can be worked out" "There's nothing more to say" "I must die" "Brother..." "Don't come up..." "Brother, calm down, take it easy" "If you come any nearer, I'll jump" "Listen to me" "Listen to me" "Don't jump" "Think, you left Vietnam and braved the stormy seas and after much efforts and suffering you reached this place at last" "What was all that for?" "Was it not for freedom?" "Have you heard the saying:" "Life is valuable, freedom is even more so" "No, you need say no more" "You Hong Kong people are hypocrites" "We Vietnamese each come to Hong Kong after much suffering" "You are so inhumane and have to send us back" "Do you know if we return we'll die for sure?" "Since we're doomed" "I might as well jump from here" "You might not necessarily be deported" "It's being negotiated" "You didn't read the papers?" "Chai Lin has gone to France" "Hau Te Jian has returned to Taiwan" "They are virtually celebrities on TV now" "Sorry to disturb you" "What are you doing up here?" "Just to chat, we and they..." "They're different, the whole world supports them" "We're Vietnamese, we could be deported easily" "This is a dead end for us" "Think about it, what else do you have to say" "I want to ask you" "There's nothing to think about" "Think about what I just said" "Sorry to disturb you for a while more" "I want to ask if the ghost wants to make fun of you but you ignore him would you die a horrible death?" "It's precisely because you have ignored us if you had taken care of us we wouldn't have to embark on this route" "Stop messing around if you want to die, get on with it" "Stop interrupting our conversation" "You take shelter here and eat our food yet you create so much disturbance" "Who do you think you are?" "If you have the guts, jump right here and now" "You're nuts" "You asked me to jump, I'll jump" "Don't jump, help me pull him" "Don't let him jump, stop him..." "I'll push you" "Ah Sing" "Get up, hurry" "Ah Sing, are you alright?" "I'm in shit" "I admit I've lost, come out please" "Can you talk over what you said to me yesterday?" "You agree now?" "You are begging me now" "Without me, you'll be in deep trouble" "Starting from now we'll formally cooperate" "I'll help you to get girls, get promoted and decorated" "You'd better stand by your words" "What do you want me to help you with?" "That's simple" "Find out who murdered me then avenge me because only you can do so" "It's not a simple matter" "What?" "Are you going back on your words?" "No, I want to talk about something else" "What?" "I haven't got the girl yet, how can I trust you?" "I knew what you'd want" "I have one more request" "Can I touch you?" "Sure" "I have not tried this before, I'm so nervous" "No big deal" "My turn?" "Come on" "More light from there" "Yes" "Too bright, turn it down" "Is this okay?" "Yes" "Get your Cow brand chocolate today" "Cow brand chocolates, taste so good" "Cut, is the camera okay?" "Yes" "Good, then" "Looking without getting is fine with you" "I'm waiting for you" "For me?" "Give her this flower then say to her" "You're beautiful and I like you a lot" "That's it?" "Yes, see if you got what it takes" "Don't be over confident" "I fear it won't work" "It will but a lot depends on you" "I might not be good at other things but this I can do" "As long as you have the guts to speak to her" "I guarantee you'll succeed" "I think basically you don't dare approach her" "You're beautiful and I like you a lot" "You like it?" "So pretty" "Even a cow ignores me, and you want me to talk to her" "It just isn't working" "I said to you already" "You have a rival now" "Go on" "Mr Tang, you are free to come here today?" "I want to look at my commercial" "How is the shooting going?" "Isn't that the female star of our commercial?" "This is our boss Mr Tang Lee Yang" "This is our star, Ah Yuk" "Hi" "These flowers are for you" "How about having tea with me?" "Sorry, I must shoot the commercial" "Director" "Yes..." "What's the matter with you?" "Haven't you packed up yet?" "Packed up?" "Listen up, the boss says to pack up now" "Pack up the stuff" "Are you free now?" "Sorry, even if I don't shoot this commercial" "I'm not having tea with you" "What do you mean?" "You dare turn down our boss?" "Be a hero and rescue the lady" "Yes" "What are you doing with your gun?" "Even catching a thief, you should only pull it out at the appropriate time" "It depends on one's skill to get a girl" "Show your courage" "There are many of them" "Don't be afraid, I'll take care of everything" "I'll take care of it for you" "No...uncle Biu, what should I say?" "Let go" "Let go" "Kid, who do you think you are?" "Scram" "You dare accost a decent girl in broad daylight?" "What?" "Do you think you're some kind of hero saving his lady?" "Take care of it" "Don't" "What are you doing?" "Stop it" "Stop, stay calm" "You're such a foolish hero" "I don't know how dumb you can get" "You stop me from pulling a gun and sit there and let me be beaten up" "Is this how you help me?" "I honestly have, it's just that you don't realise it" "You still..." "Sir" "Are you alright?" "Yes" "Sorry about what happened just now" "It's okay" "The moon is rising" "A date is awaiting" "You scare me to death" "Next time let me know when you appear" "I've helped you to get that girl now you should avenge me" "No problem, but I've dated her" "So let me have some fun with her first" "You've got your share of the good stuff" "So what's happening with what we've agreed?" "Sorry" "It doesn't matter if god himself looks for me" "Alright, you wait and see" "Miss Lee how are you?" "Sir, how are you?" "Nice to meet you" "Are you alright?" "Yes, shall we sit over there for a while?" "Yes" "Thanks" "So what have you been busy with?" "Making commercials" "Really?" "Then that's..." "Your gun is rubbing against me" "Sorry" "Then your job environment is good, right?" "What?" "How come you have two guns?" "Yes, wait" "Alright, I give in give me half an hour, okay?" "Half an hour is enough" "Please help" "Have some peanuts" "Stop messing around" "See a girl and forget a friend" "No more" "What's the matter?" "The third gun" "Why are we here to get leads?" "Just looking, if there're none, think of it as a trip" "I'll take a look first" "What are you doing?" "Police, you have the right..." "What are you doing here?" "Fighting" "Don't come near or I'll shoot" "Go quickly" "Don't move" "I'm going to shoot" "Who are you trying to scare?" "You the one in sun glasses!" "Stop bragging, I'm going to shoot" "Not me" "Not me either" "The one with the axe, stop staring at me" "I'm going to shoot" "Not me" "The one in blue clothing" "So many requests, I'll hack you" "Not me" "Hack him..." "Shoot you..." "What's the matter?" "Boss, can't quit" "Fix him" "He has a gun" "We have many men he only has 6 shots, what's to fear?" "What if he's for real?" "Fool, you can always hide" "Uh!" "What?" "You're in charge here now" "I'll attack from the rear" "If it's this simple anyone could be the boss" "Hack him..." "Are you scared?" "You can't even deal with such a small matter" "I'll deal with them" "Who do you think you are?" "You didn't know I have six bullets" "If you can't, I can" "Is it real?" "Got it" "Uncle Biu, don't pull my leg" "Hack him..." "It's really working" "Why are you standing there like an idiot?" "Call an ambulance quickly" "Come in" "Madam" "Madam" "You solved the drug case yesterday?" "Yes" "Good" "The seniors are very pleased with your performance" "They want me to write a report and justly award you" "Thank you madam" "It was very dangerous yesterday" "Madam, Ah Sing is new here he hasn't seen such cases before additionally he is inexperienced so yesterday he panicked and was very tense he cannot remember the episode" "In order not to waste your valuable time" "I'll report this myself" "Then you can leave now" "Out, please" "You're mad?" "Yes" "I have an idea" "What?" "The Lewd spell" "There're over 1 0 guys charging at us to protect Ah Sing" "I fought them alone" "Well, is it fixed?" "Look" "Just right" "Let's play again, quick" "What?" "Are you nuts?" "Go away" "I knew something was wrong and drew my gun at once" "Is your gun big and long?" "Not quite, madam" "Let me see" "What are you looking at, madam?" "No way, madam" "Don't be so stingy, let me have a look" "I want to show you but not here" "How can I show it here?" "Look at mine then" "Big?" "It's big, give it to me if you don't want it" "You want it or not?" "Come on" "I can't take it..." "I want" "I want" "I want..." "I can't" "Grab her" "Should we let him go so easily?" "No way" "Madam, are you crazy?" "What were you doing?" "Nothing, you asked me to do it" "You dare harass your superior?" "No, you ordered me to" "I ordered you?" "Alright" "What did you see just now?" "Nothing" "He was on you" "We didn't see it" "Damn kid, you betray me" "Go in" "Don't beat me, don't" "Dad" "Dad, what happened to you?" "Never mind, just a rotten day" "Dad, I want you to meet my new boy friend" "Who is he?" "Guess" "My daughter must go for someone tall, smart, handsome and cute" "You'll meet him in a while" "Right, dad, let's agree on this first" "I like him" "Ah Yuk" "For me?" "Yes" "Come and meet father" "Good" "Dad, he is my boy friend" "Uncle" "You again?" "What a coincidence!" "Yes" "So you know each other" "Yes" "Yes, he's the tall, smart, handsome and cute boss I've been telling you about" "So he's your dad" "Let's sit and talk" "Thanks" "How come it's him?" "It's a pity I promised Ah Yuk it's OK if she likes him" "I'll teach him a lesson" "Dinner is cooked, we can eat in a while" "I'll pour you some tea" "Thanks" "Bastard, get up" "You sold me out and now you want to court my daughter" "Sir, it was your own incompetence just now" "I tell you if you're smart let me hit you" "You dare to duck?" "Why shouldn't I?" "You dare to duck and hit back?" "I'll not let you" "What are you both doing?" "Nothing..." "Your boy friend is really a hunk" "Uncle is handsome too" "But you're smart" "So mature and yet so cute" "Just like you" "I didn't realise you had such rapport" "We can eat now" "Come, let's eat" "Please, Ah Yuk is a good cook" "You'll like it" "Thanks" "You can add more soy sauce if you like" "Thank you" "You can also add some chilli sauce" "Ah Yuk made it herself" "So he can't take it hot" "Try this chilli sauce" "This is hot pepper, very spicy" "You should try it, quite an experience" "You like hot stuff too?" "Yes" "Then eat" "I forgot the soup" "You purposely did this to me" "Are you eating this or not?" "No" "Open your mouth" "Dad, you ate the shrimp?" "It's good, he likes it more spicy" "It's better to add chilli sauce to your rice" "That's the way he likes it" "So you like chilli sauce as I do" "You're good" "Look, you have it all over your mouth" "Come, have some food with your rice" "Thanks" "Come" "You don't like this?" "Then let dad have it" "Come, dad" "No?" "Then I'll eat it myself" "Eat..." "Good, Come on" "What are you doing?" "Ah Yuk" "That kid has something weird about him" "An evil spirit is helping him deal with you" "So what should I do?" "I'll check it out for you" "I'll give you a spell" "it will protect you temporarily" "Thank you" "What are you doing on the floor?" "Watching TV" "What a coincidence" "You have been mesmerised by Ah Yuk" "How can that be?" "Do you have that..." "Lewd spell?" "Can you lend it to me?" "Are you nuts?" "You want to use it on Ah Yuk?" "She's my niece" "You've to use the spell to get a girl, you're too much" "It has no value even if you get the girl" "Do you know how powerful the spell is?" "It works powerfully whenever it's released" "I will not teach you such kung fu" "That's okay, I just wanted to understand it a bit more" "I'm tired, I want to go and take a nap" "What's the big deal that you've brought me to your home" "It's no big deal really just for a casual chat and some tea so we could develop a better relationship" "Oh, it's you?" "Ah Sing is here" "I'm going" "Why?" "The spell cannot retreat once released" "Cat..." "You..." "What's the matter?" "Looking for Ah Yuk?" "She isn't back yet" "You..." "I'm going" "I said Ah Yuk isn't back yet" "I know" "What are you doing?" "What's wrong with you?" "Ah Kam" "I'm so bored" "Bastard, what are you doing?" "Let go, stop this harassment" "Ah Sing" "Let go" "Ah Kam" "What are you doing?" "Your boy friend is gay" "Why do you say such a thing?" "What have I done?" "You harassed me" "Ah Yuk..." "Listen to me" "I didn't know what I was doing" "I was under a spell" "Stop trying to fool me" "Nobody will believe you" "He wants to take advantage of you" "It's true, I got those spells from uncle Biu" "Which uncle Biu?" "Your ex-colleague Cheung Biu" "You're nuts, he's been dead for a long time" "I have to tell the truth" "Uncle Biu is in this gun" "What nonsense is that?" "You're a better liar than me" "Uncle Biu, show yourself, appear you know my superintendent, come on" "Dad, never mind him" "Ah Yuk, give me 2 minutes" "I'll be right back" "It's all my fault" "I stole your spell if you don't appear I'll be dead" "I'll slap myself 3 times" "Will that do?" "What's this nonsense?" "Still doesn't work?" "Don't blame me then" "I don't want to do this either" "but you're forcing me" "Can't take anymore, right?" "I asked you to come out so you wouldn't have to suffer" "I think he's gone nuts" "Has anything gone wrong?" "You're right." "Let's take a look" "Why are you peeing like this?" "Right...go out" "You are so sickening" "Ah Yuk..." "You pee on me and you want to flush me away" "Give me some time to explain" "I am not fooling you, it really is a ghost" "Why should I deceive you?" "Ah Yuk" "What are you doing up here?" "They say my cause of death is unknown so where else could I go?" "Is that why you mess around here?" "So what?" "You dare to boss around in my absence now you've learnt your lesson?" "Who's bossing around?" "Don't be mad" "None of your business" "You pee on me" "You've caused all this trouble" "I asked you to come yet you didn't now you appear for no reason" "Ah Sing, getting a girl and a promotion" "I did it all for you" "I've exposed myself you must find my enemy" "I hope so too" "You don't know who it is or what he looks like, what can I do?" "It's not that I don't want to help you" "I now think of it" "When he killed me he had a heavy smell" "What?" "Body odour" "So have I, how do we find him?" "Yours is sweat, not body odour" "Understand?" "What?" "What I just said" "What did you say?" "I'm over here, come here quickly" "Old Cheung, long time no see" "Where have you been?" "Getting a haircut" "You look smart" "Thanks" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Nuts" "Nothing" "What a nut case" "My luck is down, I lost a lot" "Stop gambling" "How can that be?" "Again?" "What are you doing?" "Just a sniff" "Uncle Biu, you were killed here" "They're not fools why would they still stay here?" "Haven't you heard the most dangerous place is the safest?" "They think I'm dead so they won't guess a dead man would take revenge" "You can't say that" "If I hadn't bumped into you" "I wouldn't know about this" "Crawl over from here" "I did this when I was investigating last time" "There're really drugs...uncle Biu" "Hurry, why are you so slow" "What are you doing?" "Stop messing around, don't pull the trigger" "Take cover" "What is it?" "Kill him" "Uncle Biu, can you let me have some fun?" "Fun?" "Of course" "Having fun?" "Too bad there's no camera" "I've hit the jackpot, thanks uncle Biu" "Bastard, how dare you be so unruly?" "It stinks" "Damn you" "It's him" "What do you want?" "I don't like that" "I'm leaving" "Where are you going?" "I shot him, how come he could get away?" "Playing tricks?" "He's not playing a trick, he's got a charm" "Charm?" "I'm glad I've got your spell or I would have been dead" "He was killed by you and is now sending this kid to avenge for him" "That bastard" "He still won't let me go even now that he's dead" "Priest you must get rid of him" "Don't worry, feel free to stay here" "I'll deal with him" "Grand master" "I've been messed around by" "Cheung Biu and Ah Sing" "They are responsible for making my life miserable and having devious thoughts of my daughter" "Grand master, you have great power please help me settle this" "Grand master is coming down from heaven" "Li Kam" "I know you are oppressed by Cheung Biu's evil spirit that's why I've come down in person from heaven to give you this spell" "Put it inside the gun and you can imprison that bastard as a sign of warning" "Thank you Grand master" "Go and do as you are told" "Yes" "Ah Sing" "Are you back?" "You have a date?" "Did you bring your gun?" "Yes" "Why?" "It's so inconvenient to go out with Ah Yuk with a gun" "It'd be too dangerous without one" "Don't be afraid." "Everyone should have a private life" "Why bother to take that with you?" "Sounds reasonable" "This old man is too troublesome" "I'll let the two of you to reminisce the old days" "Alright, go" "Dad, goodbye" "Goodbye, no need to hurry back" "None of your business" "I'll block your way so you can't get out" "Let me out..." "You can never come out again" "Our coffin trap is your bad fortune" "You'll vanish soon" "Let me out..." "Ah Yuk" "What?" "We've been holding each other for a long time" "Yes" "How do you feel?" "It's fun" "Let's try something else" "What?" "Say...kissing" "No, it'll be too embarrassed if seen by others" "No one will see us" "Who said there's no one?" "My gun" "What happened?" "You should know better" "No, I don't" "Don't you know that?" "Yes, it's alright" "If it's alright, why don't you just go away?" "Uncle Biu" "You know me?" "No...it's a mistake, I don't know you" "He has had enough exercise today, go" "Let's go" "Bye" "That way" "Hurry" "You are early again" "Give me a chance to show off" "Be careful, are you alright?" "Lie down first, I'll go get you some medication" "He has no reason not to rescue me" "Ah Biu, I've got you at last" "Grand master, please accept my gratitude for your charm in order that Ah Biu can be put away" "Ah Sing" "This time, I can take revenge on" "Ah Biu and Ah Sing" "It's you who are playing tricks" "Dad, why are you doing this?" "Because they've been messing around with me" "Ah Sing was almost beaten to death by Tang Lee Yang" "Tang Lee Yang dares to come out?" "Let's get Uncle Biu out first" "Uncle Biu" "Come, let me do it" "Alright" "Uncle Biu, come out" "What is it, Ah Sing?" "Uncle Biu, he's asleep" "Get up, it's almost dawn, Uncle Biu..." "Come out" "You'd better watch out if Uncle Biu's gone" "Impossible, let me ask Grand master" "Grand master, I've removed the spell but Cheung Biu is not out yet" "What have I done wrong?" "Please advise me" "You have depraved thoughts" "You've been used by demons, and are now in deep trouble" "I have never come down in person from heaven and have not given you evil spells to suppress the good" "Who took Uncle Biu?" "He is Cheung Biu's bad fortune" "Cheung Biu's enemy Tang Lee Yang has instructed him to come disguised as me and has... made use of our cult members to take away Cheung Biu" "He has now been locked up in the coffin trap" "How can he be saved?" "The coffin is a great evil" "My power is not adequate to counteract his" "Uncle Biu will surely die" "Grand master, kindly think of a way" "I can only write down a spell on your body" "If you can find him, Cheung Biu will be saved" "Please, hurry then" "Miss, please retreat" "Grand master, hurry, I can't take it" "I am sorry, but it's itchy" "We'll continue tomorrow" "Finished yet?" "Grand master is gone, let me see" "How come they are all messed up" "Maybe I've scratched them off, can they be seen?" "Alright, let me look" "Virgin's urine" "Cat stool on the altar" "Genie...genie what?" "Fart, genie's fart" "Don't...you are peeping at other's bottoms" "I'll let you see mine next time" "Really?" "Really, watch Grand master" "Thank you Grand master" "How come it is not eating" "They are all seafood, it should love them" ""Pure Epsom salt"" "Has it eaten yet?" "No, that's weird" "It doesn't want to eat at all" "You normally don't feed it well but now all of a sudden it is so well-treated" "It must be afraid of being poisoned" "What should we do?" "Let me do a demonstration so that it will follow and eat" "Sounds good, come" "I am a cat, this tastes good" "Such good food here." "It'll be a waste if you don't eat" "This fish is good" "The meat is all gone" "A little bit too salty" "You've finished them all, what are we going to do?" "I've given it a chance to look clearly" "Look" "It needs a demonstration" "They are all fresh but the taste is a bit strange" "It can't be, I just put in a little bit of Epsom salt" "What are you doing?" "Demonstrate how you shit, if not, how will it learn?" "Look" "Good, hurry" "Demonstration is over, it's your turn now" "Mistress" "What is it, Sir?" "You haven't got off from work yet?" "Almost, as soon as I finish this" "I know that you must be very tired so I've brought you some drinks" "You're really so kind, what a big bottle" "Don't mention it" "Wait, let me get a glass" "No need, drink from the bottle" "The whole bottle?" "That's the fun of it" "That's true" "You are really great, some more" "Come...another one" "Another one?" "Finished" "You are great" "The weather is hot" "Come" "Again?" "Alright" "Drink..." "This is marvellous, want some more?" "Finished" "I'll go and buy some more, please wait" "So weird!" "How come he's so good to me all of a sudden" "I'm sure you will pee" "What are you doing?" "You peeping-tom" "You buy me drinks all of a sudden" "I know that you must be up to something" "No one can take advantage of me that easily" "Are you a peeping-tom too?" "A bit slower" "Finished yet?" "She's still peeing" "What?" "Ah Sing, you've made me eat so much baked potato and peanuts" "Is this enough yet?" "I can't take anymore" "Be patient" "It's okay after I fixed this glass ring" "Don't just eat, drink some water too" "Water?" "Ready" "Start" "Grand master your humble servant invokes your grace to show forth your power" "Coming" "Very good" "Go on" "Try hard" "Harder, go on" "Harder..." "Hold it" "Can you take in so much air" "It's like acrobatic feats" "Go on..." "Stop, enough" "I can't stop" "It stinks..." "I know, I don't want it this way" "That's bad, they are all gone" "Please help to gather the fart" "Hurry" "Hurry..." "Please hurry" "What is it?" "Cool, it stinks but you can still have it in your mouth" "Cat stool on the altar" "Virgin's urine" "Genie's fart" "Ready" "Alright" "Done" "Great" "Bring all these to save Ah Biu" "Alright" "Ready?" "Yes" "This one?" "Bring a bigger one" "This is good enough" "Is it working?" "Yes, let's go" "It's here" "Uncle Biu, we are here to rescue you" "Stop this nonsense, hurry and get him out" "No response" "Hey" "Why don't you say hey?" "I'm afraid the audience wouldn't like it" "That's true" "We've fallen into a trap" "This is not the real coffin trap" "You are right" "All I need is a fake coffin to destroy the charm you spent so much effort in finding" "The real coffin trap...is here" "Ah Biu" "You can save this old guy only if you can find a way to break the evil spell" "There are not too many fools" "He called you fool" "Just a little smarter than he is" "Attack" "Strange" "How did the mother of Ba Jie Pig die?" "You must be tired of living to go against me" "Shoot" "If you shoot, you'll become a hornets' nest" "What is it?" "He is still in my hands" "What can you do?" "You want to play?" "Alright, come, I'll play with you" "I didn't say that" "Ah Biu" "Shoot" "Bastard" "Uncle Biu" "You dare to fight me with this little trick of yours?" "Uncle Biu" "Ah Biu, you are great" "Uncle Biu, marvellous" "Cover me, I'll fight him" "Ah Sing" "Ah Sing, are you alright?" "Uncle Biu, aren't you covering me?" "Bull shit" "I can't even take care of myself" "What are you talking about?" "Come, Ah Biu" "Ah Biu, it's your turn" "He's so ugly, I don't want him" "Help me" "If you don't help, Ah Sing will be in trouble" "How can I help" "I don't even know whether I am a man or a woman" "Uncle Biu, help" "What rubbish are you talking about?" "Uncle Biu, why are you like this?" "Your beard looks so sexy" "Disgusting" "I can't take it anymore" "Grand master is showing his great power" "The Fu So Sword" "Ah Sing, are you hurt?" "Uncle Biu, have you been castrated?" "Let me look" "Don't touch" "Others will see" "I'll fight with you" "Great..." "What happened?" "Grand master's gone" "Damn, he is failing" "Haven't I told you to bring a bigger one?" "You don't listen" "Monster, let go of me" "Uncle Biu, what are we going to do?" "I don't have a charm with me" "Charm?" "I do" "What is it?" "My powers are useless" "Take it back" "The bottom is on fire, hurry" "You look like Maradona" "Still want to fight?" "Hanging upside down" "I am as good as Pele, one more" "Too big" "Loosen my hands" "Alright" "The Priest said that if we've got the 3 magic charms we can break the spell on Uncle Biu" "How come it's not working?" "Maybe it should be 4 instead of 3" "Four?" "Look at him" "It must be the boy's urine that's missing" "Boy's urine?" "I must have scratched that part away" "What are we going to do now?" "Hurry and get a boy's urine" "Done, coming" "Are you still a boy?" "Here it comes, boy's urine" "Real or fake?" "Real" "Give me the charm" "Catch" "What are we going to do now?" "What?" "That monster is powerful" "Take this away first" "He wants us to perish all together" "So what should we do?" "Put the lron plate away" "Give me a push" "Ah Biu, what happened to you?" "Uncle Biu, are you alright?" "Grand master, can a spirit get hurt?" "Grand master has long gone" "How am I supposed to know?" "I am confused, I'm afraid I can't take revenge" "Ah Biu" "Tang Lee Yang, come show your face if you've guts" "Ah Yuk" "I am here" "Ah Yuk" "Don't move" "Put down your gun" "Ah Yuk" "Shoot if you have the guts" "One against one, I have nothing to lose" "Put down your gun" "Put down your gun, she's my daughter" "Don't, you'll have to die either way" "What are we going to do now?" "Everything depends on you" "On me?" "Put down the gun" "Hurry, put it down" "Holy shit!" "Ah Yuk" "Ah Yuk, wake up" "I have had my revenge" "Dad" "Ah Yuk" "I've fulfilled my wish, I've to report back" "Come" "Uncle Biu" "What is it?" "I'll see you off" "I'm going up to heaven, not on a trip" "Are you going to die with me?" "That's true, see you some other time" "Some other time?" "That'll be a long wait" "Don't worry" "I'll be the first one to see you" "I'll come for you soon" "Goodbye" "Watch your step" "Do burn me some paper money at the Ching Ming Festival" "Take care" "Write if you have time" "You want to go to heaven?" "No way" "Why?" "I've proved that I am a good person why can't I?" "There's a quota in heaven which is now full" "With your qualifications, I'm afraid it's not that easy" "What am I supposed to do?" "You can invest" "You can jump the queue if it's personal investment" "Did you bring any money?" "Damn, I didn't bring any this time" "No money then go to hell, they don't need money there" "Who's Cheung Biu?" "Sign for your delivery" "I am" "Who's so clever to know that I am in need of money" "You?" "Thank you" "The door to heaven is open for you" "We have to think of your interest" "Go, I'll buy you lunch" "Alright" "Where shall we eat?" "I was just about to ask you" "Enjoy your meal" "That's right, goodbye" "Don't go"