"NESTLED IN THE HEARTLAND OF AMERICA," "THERE´S A PLACE CALLED MEADOW BROOK FARM." "AND ON THIS FARM," "THERE LIVED A HAPPY PIG FAMILY " "A FATHER PIG," "A MOTHER PIG," "AND SIX LITTLE PIGS." "[ CLUCKING ]" "[ CROWS ]" "[ COWS MOOING ]" "[ HORSES WHINNYING ]" "[ CHATTERS ]" "[ CHICKEN CLUCKING ]" "[ ROOSTER CROWS ]" "[ HORSE WHINNIES ]" "[ CHICKEN CLUCKING ]" "[ BLEATS ]" "[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]" "[ BRAKES SQUEAK ]" "[ ROOSTER CROWS ]" "[ GOAT BLEATS ]" "HEY, NORM, THAT THE HOG?" "YEAH." "LOAD THE TRUCK AND PICK UP THE REST." "WELL, LET´S GET TO IT." "OKAY." "HEY." "DON´T STEP IN THAT." "I DON´T LIKE IT IN MY TRUCK." "OKAY." "[ SNORTS ]" "COME ON." "THAT´S IT." "THAT´S IT." "THAT´S IT." "COME ON." "NO, DON´T GO THAT WAY." "GET HIM ON THE OTHER SIDE." "GET AROUND." "THAT´S IT, GOOD BOY." "COME ON." "LET´S GO." "SHOO, PIG!" "COME ON, MOVE IT." "[ CROWS ]" "MOVE ON." "THAT´S IT." "THAT´S IT." "COME ON." "COME ON." "LET´S GET IN THERE." "COME ON, PIG." "[ SQUAWKS ] GORDY!" "GORDY, WHERE ARE YOU?" "!" "GORDY!" "GORDY!" "GORDY!" "THERE YOU ARE." "WHAT´S GOING ON, RICHARD?" "WHAT´S HAPPENING?" "COME QUICK, GORDY." "YOUR DAD´S IN DANGER." "THEY´RE TAKING HIM AWAY." "HURRY!" "DANGER?" "DADDY?" "HURRY, GORDY!" "HURRY!" "DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?" "GORDY." "DADDY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "GET OUT OF HERE." "THEY MIGHT TAKE YOU WITH ME." "WHERE ARE THEY TAKING YOU?" "UP NORTH." "WHERE´S THAT?" "SAME PLACE THEY TOOK MY FATHER." "AND HE NEVER CAME BACK." "OH, DADDY." "YOINKS!" "LISTEN TO ME, GORDY." "IT´S UP TO YOU." "YOU´RE THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY NOW." "BUT, DADDY, YOU CAN´T LEAVE US." "PROMISE ME, GORDY." "PROMISE ME YOU´LL TAKE CARE OF MOM AND THE KIDS." "I PROMISE, DADDY." "IT´S A HOT ONE." "GO ON, GORDY." "RUN." "RUN!" "SHAME TO SEE A FARM GO UNDER." "YEAH." "HE´S A BIG ONE." "HE´LL BRING A GOOD PRICE." "YEAH, THE WAY THINGS ARE," "CAN´T BLAME FOLKS FOR SELLING THEIR LIVESTOCK." "PEOPLE NEED CASH." "MM-HMM." "LET´S GET OUT OF HERE." "[ CHICKEN CLUCKS ]" "[ GRUNTING ]" "DADDY!" "DADDY, COME BACK!" "[ WHINES ]" "DON´T GO, DADDY!" "PLEASE, DADDY!" "COME BACK!" "DADDY!" "DON´T LEAVE US, DADDY!" "GO BACK, GORDY." "PLEASE GO BACK." "DADDY." "GO HOME, GORDY." "DADDY!" "REMEMBER, GORDY, YOU PROMISED ME." "TAKE CARE OF THE FAMILY." "I PROMISE." "[ SNIFFLES ]" "I LOVE YOU, GORDY!" "I LOVE YOU." "[ CRYING ]" "BYE." "[ GRUNTS ]" "MOM?" "[ SNIFFS ]" "MOM, WHERE ARE YOU?" "EXCUSE ME, DOROTHY?" "HAVE YOU SEEN MY FAMILY?" "NO." "THANKS, DOROTHY." "[ CHICKEN CLUCKING ]" "MOM?" "MOM?" "ARE YOU IN HERE?" "WHERE IS EVERYBODY?" "[ CHICKS CHIRPING ]" "WENDY?" "[ CLUCKS ]" "I´M LOOKING FOR MY MOTHER." "I HAVEN´T SEEN HER." "ASK MY HUSBAND, RICHARD." "HE´S OUTSIDE." "HE´S LOST HIS FAMILY." "OH?" "TOOK THEM AWAY." "THANKS, WENDY." "[ COW MOOS ]" "HEY, GORDY." "HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOTHER?" "I´M SORRY, GORDY." "ANOTHER TRUCK DROVE UP WHILE YOU WERE GONE." "TOOK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY." "MY FAMILY?" "TOOK THEM WHERE?" "UP NORTH " " THE SAME PLACE THE OTHER TRUCK TOOK YOUR DAD." "OHH." "LUCKY YOU WEREN´T HERE." "THEY WERE LOOKING FOR YOU." "BUT I PROMISED MY DAD." "I´VE GOT TO FIND THEM." "IT´S SCARY OUT THERE." "BE CAREFUL." "I WILL." "THANKS, RICHARD." "GOOD LUCK, GORDY." "GOOD LUCK." "GOOD LUCK!" "[ HORSES SNORTING ]" "[ MOOS ]" "[ HORSES WHINNYING ]" "[ INDISTINCT SINGING ]" "[ OWL HOOTS ]" "[ HUMMING ]" "[ OWL HOOTS ]" "[ THUNDER CRASHES ]" "[ SNORING ]" "I´M COLD, MOM." "I´M COLD." "I´M HUNGRY, MOM." "DON´T WORRY, CHILDREN." "EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT." "WE JUST NEED TO STAY TOGETHER." "I´M HUNGRY, MOM." "MOM, WHERE´S GORDY?" "YEAH, WHERE´S GORDY?" "LOOK." "SOMEONE´S COMING." "[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ]" "HI, THERE." "ARE YOU HUNGRY?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "THERE YOU GO." "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT HERE?" "HEY, JINNIE SUE!" "TIME´S A-WASTING, GAL." "COME ON." "COMING, COUSIN JAKE." "Y´ALL TAKE CARE." "BYE!" "LOOK OUT, BABY." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "YEAH!" "THANK YOU!" "THANK YOU!" "Y´ALL ASKED FOR HER." "NOW YOU GOT HER." "THE FIRST LITTLE LADY OF COUNTRY MUSIC." "LET´S HEAR IT FOR MISS JINNIE SUE McALLISTER!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "THANK YOU." "[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ]" "WHOO!" "[ RHYTHMIC CLAPPING ]" "♪ PULLING ON A PIGTAIL ♪" "♪ CHEWING ON A HANGNAIL ♪" "♪ TUCKING IN A SHIRT TAIL ♪" "♪ YOUR HEART´S ON THE LINE ♪" "♪ TURN TO A STRANGER ♪" "♪ LOOK HIM IN THE EYE ♪" "♪ YOU FEEL A LITTLE AWKWARD ♪" "♪ YOU FEEL A LITTLE SHY, YOUR HEART´S ON THE LINE ♪" "♪ YOU FEEL A LITTLE SHY, YOUR HEART´S ON THE LINE ♪" "♪ DUCKING IN THE RESTROOM ♪" "♪ FIDDLE WITH YOUR HAIRDO ♪" "♪ LOOKING IN THE MIRROR ♪" "♪ DON´T NOTHING LOOK RIGHT ♪" "♪ SUCKING IN YOUR TUMMY ♪" "♪ CHECKING OUT YOUR BUTT ♪" "♪ WELL, YOU CAN´T MAKE A SILK PURSE ♪" "♪ FROM A YOU-KNOW-WHAT ♪" "♪ YOUR HEART´S ON THE LINE ♪" "♪ WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOUR HEART´S ON THE LINE ♪" "WHOO!" "YEAH, YEAH!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "♪ PULLING ON A PIGTAIL ♪" "♪ CHEWING ON A HANGNAIL ♪" "♪ TUCKING IN A SHIRT TAIL ♪" "♪ HEART´S ON THE LINE ♪" "♪ STRAIGHTEN UP A STRING TIE ♪" "♪ ZIPPIN´ UP A DOWN FLY ♪" "♪ GOT TO LET YOUR FEET FLY ♪" "♪ KICK ´EM UP HIGH ♪" "♪ PIGTAIL, HANGNAIL, TUCKING IN A SHIRT TAIL ♪" "♪ STRING TIE, DOWN FLY, HEART´S ON THE LINE ♪" "♪ COWLICK, HIGH KICK, TUMMY TUCK, BUTT CHECK ♪" "♪ YOU KNOW WHAT, NOW KICK ´EM UP HIGH ♪" "♪ KICK ´EM UP REAL HIGH ♪" "♪ YOUR HEART´S ON THE LINE ♪" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "HOW ´BOUT IT, FOLKS?" "MISS JINNIE SUE McALLISTER!" "YEAH!" "THANK YOU." "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "[ SNORTS ]" "WELL, HEY, THERE, SLEEPY FACE." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER THERE?" "[ SNORTS ]" "YOU MUST´VE FALLEN OFF THE HOG TRUCK." "[ SQUEALS ]" "SO..." "I´M GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU." "I´M TRYING TO FIND MY MAMA." "THAT´S FUNNY." "I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD YOU SAY "MAMA."" "PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND ANIMALS IF THEY TAKE THE TIME TO LISTEN." "HUH?" "MY NAME IS GORDY." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "COME ON." "COME ON." "NOW, WHAT AM I GONNA CALL YOU?" "I KNOW." "PINKY." "[ SNORTS ]" "NOW, DON´T YOU LOOK CUTE IN YOUR PAJAMAS?" "YOU STAY STILL SO I CAN SAY OUR PRAYERS." "DEAR LORD, THIS IS JINNIE SUE." "THANK YOU FOR MY SWEET PIG, PINKY." "[ SNORTS ]" "AND BLESS DADDY AND THE BAND, AND SAVE SOME FOR YOURSELF." "AMEN." "[ SNORTS ]" "OH, AND BLESS PINKY´S FOLKS, WHEREVER THEY ARE." "AMEN." "I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, PINKY." "I LOST MY MOM WHEN I WAS REAL LITTLE, TOO." "SEE YOU TOMORROW." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]" "BE QUIET." "MY DAD´S COMING TO TUCK ME IN." "YOU SAY YOUR PRAYERS?" "I SURELY DID." "WELL, GOOD NIGHT, DADDY." "WHAT ARE YOU WIGGLING FOR?" "OH, I´M NOT WIGGLING." "I´M SNUGGLING." "WELL, JUST SLEEP TIGHT, ´CAUSE WE GOT TO DRIVE ALL NIGHT." "WE´RE BOOKED TOMORROW AT THE GOVERNOR´S FUNDRAISER." "ARE YOU READY?" "♪ I COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU ♪" "♪ TO STILL BELIEVE IN ME ♪" "♪ WHEN THE WORLD WAS COUNTING ME OUT ♪" "♪ YOU SHOWED ME WHAT LOVE WAS ALL ABOUT ♪" "♪ AND I COULD NEVER COUNT THE WAYS ♪" "♪ YOU CAME TO MY RESCUE ♪" "♪ AND I COULD NEVER COUNT THE TIMES ♪" "♪ I COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU ♪" "GIVE ME A GOOD-NIGHT KISS." "[ SMOOCHES ]" "THAT WAS A SWEET KISS." "GOOD NIGHT." "[ SQUEALS ]" "HUH?" "UH, GOOD NIGHT." "GOOD NIGHT." "GOOD NIGHT, PINKY." "[ SQUEALS ]" "[ SNORTING ]" "SHOOT, LUKE, JINNIE SUE AIN´T GOT NO FAMILY LIFE" "LIKE OTHER KIDS." "SHE NEEDS A PET." "WELL, WHY´D SHE HAVE TO PICK A PIG?" "´CAUSE PIGS ARE INTELLIGENT ANIMALS." "AND THIS ONE IS REAL SMART." "OH, I BET HIS I.Q.´s AS HIGH AS MINE." "POOR THING." "OH, COME ON, LUKE." "LET HER KEEP HIM." "WE CAN USE A MASCOT." "[ SNORTS ]" "I GOT TO ADMIT, HE´S THE BEST-LOOKING MEMBER OF THE BAND." "[ SNORTS ] -[ CHUCKLES ]" "YOU´RE HOME FREE, PINKY." "[ SQUEALING ]" "[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ SQUEALS ]" "IS THAT YOUR PIG?" "HIS NAME IS PINKY." "[ SNORTING ]" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "I GET THE FEELING HE´S NOT TOO CRAZY ABOUT HIS NAME." "WHAT´S YOURS?" "HENRY R. ROYCE." "PEOPLE CALL ME HANKY." "PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HANKY." "I´M JINNIE SUE McALLISTER." "HANKY, HONEY!" "HANKY!" "I ENJOYED OUR CONVERSATION." "HOPE I SEE YOU AGAIN, PINKY." "BYE." "YEAH." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "OVER HERE, GOVERNOR." "LIVE INTERVIEW FROM 6:00?" "HOW YOU DOING, GOVERNOR?" "HEY." "OKAY." "HUH?" "ALWAYS A PLEASURE, GOVERNOR." "EXCUSE ME." "EXCUSE ME." "HEY, HENRY." "OH, MY CONTRIBUTION´S IN THE MAIL, GOVERNOR." "GOOD." "GOOD." "I BELIEVE YOU KNOW MY DAUGHTER, JESSICA." "OF COURSE, JESSICA." "BEEN SEEING YOUR SMILING FACE IN ALL THOSE CATALOGS." "WON´T BE LONG BEFORE IT´S ON THE COVERS." "THANK YOU, GOVERNOR." "AND THIS IS JESSICA´S LITTLE BOY, MY GRANDSON, HANKY." "HEY, THERE, HANKY." "YOU´RE GROWING LIKE A BEANSTALK, BOY." "HELLO, SIR." "GILBERT SIPES." "I´M DIRECTOR OF PUBLIC RELATIONS" "FOR ROYCE INDUSTRIES INTERNATIONAL." "I HANDLE MR. ROYCE´S POLITICAL CONTRIBUTIONS." "OH, OF COURSE." "GILBERT SIPES." "APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT." "PLEASURE." "NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR YOUR DANCING PLEASURE," "HERE´S LUKE McALLISTER AND THE ROADHOUSE GANG." "YOU FOLKS GO AND HAVE A GOOD TIME." "I´LL SEE YOU LATER." "SEE YOU, GOVERNOR." "HANK, WHY DON´T YOU ASK YOUR MOTHER TO DANCE?" "I BET SHE´D LIKE THAT." "GO ON AND ASK HER." "OKAY." "♪ JUST THIS MORNING ♪" "MOM?" "MOM?" "♪ WHEN I PASSED YOU ON THE STREET ♪" "♪ ON MY WAY TO WORK ♪" "♪ THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN ♪" "I´M SORRY." "SHE DIDN´T HEAR YOU." "I´M SURE SHE WOULD HAVE DANCED WITH YOU IF SHE HAD." "SHE DOES LOOK AWFUL PRETTY" "OUT THERE ON THE DANCE FLOOR, THOUGH, DOESN´T SHE?" "♪ TIMES FOR YOU IN MY LIFE ♪" "OH, YOU´LL GET TO DANCE WITH HER LATER." "I KNOW YOU WILL." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "♪ YOUR MEMORY´S SO FAR FROM MY MIND ♪" "♪ IT MIGHT AS WELL DIE ♪" "♪ I ALWAYS KNEW ♪" "♪ I COULD LIVE WITHOUT YOU ♪" "♪ THAT´S ALL RIGHT ♪" "♪ JUST THIS EVENING ♪" "♪ AS I WAS DRIVING HOME ♪" "♪ THERE YOU WERE AGAIN ♪" "HI." "I HOPE YOU DON´T MIND US FOLLOWING YOU." "NO." "I LIKE YOUR PIG." "[ SNORTS ]" "WE SAW THE WAY THAT MAN TREATED YOU " "TAKING CHARGE OF YOUR MOM." "HE´S HER NEW BOYFRIEND." "BOYFRIEND?" "MY FOLKS ARE DIVORCED." "WELL, HOW COME YOU DON´T LIVE WITH YOUR DAD?" "GRANDPA GAVE HIM HIS CHOICE -- MONEY OR ME." "HE TOOK THE MONEY." "WELL, A SINGLE PARENT´S BETTER THAN NONE." "MY MOM´S LONG GONE UP TO HEAVEN." "AND LOOK AT THIS POOR PIGLET." "HE´S LOST HIS WHOLE FAMILY." "[ SIGHS ]" "I BETTER GET BACK." "BE CAREFUL." "WHOA!" "HANKY!" "HANKY!" "COME UP!" "HANKY!" "COME UP!" "[ COUGHS ]" "HANKY, I CAN´T SWIM!" "HANKY!" "I NEED SOME HELP!" "[ COUGHS ]" "HANG ON, HANKY." "I´LL GET YOU!" "[ SNORTS ]" "[ SQUEALS ]" "HELP!" "HELP!" "SOMEBODY!" "HANKY´S DROWNING!" "HELP!" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "HANKY?" "MY BABY!" "HELP!" "HANKY!" "[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING, INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "QUICK, QUICK." "GILBERT." "GO IN CLOSER." "COME ON, GET THE SHOT." "HURRY, GET HIM OUT." "THE PIG SAVED THE BOY!" "HERE, TAKE MY HAND." "GRAB ONTO MY HAND." "YES." "OH, BABY." "THANK GOODNESS." "TRAGEDY WAS NARROWLY AVERTED" "BY THE HEROIC ACTIONS OF A BRAVE LITTLE PIG." "WITH NO ONE AROUND TO HELP," "THE PIG APPARENTLY JUMPED INTO THE SWIMMING POOL," "PUSHING AN INFLATABLE POOL TOY," "SWAM TO THE BOY, AND SAVED HIS LIFE." "HE NEEDS SOME REST RIGHT NOW." "WE´VE BEEN TOLD THAT THE YOUNG ROYCE IS GOING TO BE OKAY." "HE´S EXPECTED TO MAKE A COMPLETE RECOVERY." "WE´VE JUST BEEN TALKING WITH A SPOKESMAN FOR THE FAMILY." "HE SAYS THAT HENRY ROYCE AND OTHER MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY" "ARE INSIDE WITH THE BOY NOW." "WE´VE BEEN TOLD THAT CEREMONIES TO HONOR THE PIG" "ARE NOW BEING PLANNED BY THE GOVERNOR." "THIS IS ANDREA JENKINS," "LIVE AT THE HUNTINGTON ESTATE IN COMPTON COUNTY." "[ TELEVISION CLICKS ]" "HOW IS OUR LITTLE GUY?" "MUCH BETTER, THANK HEAVEN." "THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH REPORTERS." "THEY ALL WANT INTERVIEWS FOR THE MORNING SHOWS..." "WITH THE PIG." "WHERE IS HE?" "HANKY KEEPS ASKING FOR THE PIG." "WELL, I JUST SAW THEM IN THE HALLWAY." "THE PIG, THE FATHER, THE LITTLE GIRL." "I TOLD THEM HANKY WASN´T TO BE DISTURBED." "I´D LIKE TO SEE THEM, PLEASE." "LET THEM COME IN." "ALL RIGHT." "YOU CAN COME IN NOW." "[ SQUEALING ]" "HEY, THERE, HANKY." "WE CAME TO CHEER YOU UP." "HIYA, HANKY." "I´M SURE GLAD TO SEE YOU." "[ SQUEALING ]" "HI, I´M JINNIE SUE´S DAD, AND, WELL, SHE WANTS ME" "TO ASK Y´ALL IF IT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT IF HANKY HAS A PET." "A PET?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR PIG TO HANKY?" "UM, YES, MA´AM." "THEY SEEMED TO TAKE TO EACH OTHER." "AND HANKY TOLD ME HE SOMETIMES GETS LONELY," "AND I´M SURE A NICE PET COULD CHEER HIM UP." "ME AND MY DAD," "WE´RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE, PLAYING ALL THE TIME." "YOU FOLKS GOT THE MEANS TO PROVIDE PINKY A NICE HOME." "WELL, I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "PLEASE, MOM?" "I´LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM." "I JUST DON´T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU, JINNIE SUE." "YOU HEAR THAT?" "YOUR MOM SAYS IT´S OKAY." "[ SNORTING ]" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "I´LL MISS YOU, PINKY." "TAKE GOOD CARE OF HANKY." "HERE YOU GO." "NOW THAT HE´S YOURS," "YOU COULD CHANGE HIS NAME IF YOU WANT TO." "GOODBYE, HANKY." "I HOPE I SEE YOU AGAIN." "THANKS, JINNIE SUE." "[ SNORTS ]" "TIME TO HIT THE ROAD, LUKE." "UH, IT WAS NICE MEETING Y´ALL." "MR. McALLISTER, UM..." "MA´AM?" "I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU HAVE BROUGHT UP A LOVELY YOUNG GIRL." "I´D LIKE TO TAKE THE CREDIT," "BUT, UH, SHE KIND OF RAISED HERSELF." "WELL, I HOPE SHE´LL SEND HANKY A POSTCARD NOW AND THEN." "I´M SURE SHE WILL." "CARE OF ROYCE INDUSTRIES, ST." "LOUIS?" "YES, MA´AM." "WE´D BETTER GET TO MOVING." "WE´LL SEE Y´ALL." "[ SNORTING ]" "BYE." "[ GEESE HONKING ]" "[ INTERCOM BEEPS ]" "Phone call, Mr. Royce." "It´s the governor." "OH." "SORRY, SIPES." "THIS IS IMPORTANT." "OF COURSE, MR. ROYCE." "WHAT´S GOING ON, GOVERNOR?" "HENRY, HAVE YOU SEEN THE MORNING PAPERS?" "TALK SHOW, BILLBOARDS -- PEOPLE ARE GOING CRAZY." "FRONT-PAGE PHOTOS, TV INTERVIEWS " "HE´S ALL OVER THE STATE." "WHO´S ALL OVER THE STATE?" "THE PIG." "PEOPLE ARE FORMING HERO-PIG FAN CLUBS, passing out autographed pictures with pig footprints, printing pig posters, pig t-shirts." "TV´s COVERING EVERYTHING." "THEY´RE REWARDING HIM A HERO MEDAL." "THE WHOLE STATE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE HERO PIG." "SOUNDS LIKE ALL THIS PUBLICITY" "OUGHT TO COME IN HANDY AT REELECTION TIME." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "THAT´S THE TICKET, HENRY." "THANKS TO THE HERO PIG, I´M A SHOO-IN." "TALK TO YOU LATER, GOVERNOR." "SHOWS YOU WHAT A LITTLE P.R. CAN DO, HUH?" "PLAIN LITTLE PIG, AND BOOM, INSTANT CELEBRITY." "IF IT SWEPT THE WHOLE STATE, IT CAN SWEEP THE WHOLE NATION." "HERO PIG BRANDS." "OH, SIR." "PLEASE DON´T SAY THAT." "YOU NEED THE HUMAN TOUCH," "NOT AN ANIMAL, FOR THE COMPANY EMBLEM." "NOW, THE P.R. DEPARTMENT HAS PLANNED" "A NATIONWIDE MEDIA CAMPAIGN BUILT AROUND JESSICA." "JESSICA." "WE WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU." "SHE´S VERY SERIOUS ABOUT HER MODELING CAREER." "AND WHAT BETTER IMAGE FOR ROYCE INDUSTRIES" "THAN A LOVELY YOUNG WOMAN" "WHO HAPPENS TO BE A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY?" "I MUST ADMIT, I´M STUMPED, MR. SIPES." "IT´S AN IMPOSSIBLE DECISION FOR A FATHER TO MAKE." "WELL, YOU´RE IN CHARGE OF MARKET RESEARCH." "TEST THEM BOTH AND LET THE CONSUMERS DECIDE." "BUT, GILBERT, YOU PROMISED TO HELP ME." "HOW CAN YOU EVEN ASK ME TO COMPETE WITH A PIG?" "IT WAS YOUR FATHER´S IDEA." "OH." "BESIDES, IT´S ONLY A TEST." "SO DON´T WORRY." "I´M BRINGING IN MIKKO KOKOYAKI," "ONE OF THE WORLD´S FINEST FASHION PHOTOGRAPHERS." "I´M IN CHARGE OF MARKET RESEARCH." "TRUST ME." "LISTEN, HANKY, I HAVE A MEETING IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM." "WHY DON´T YOU SHOW YOUR LITTLE FRIEND AROUND MY OFFICE?" "OKAY, GRANDPA." "COME ON, PINKY." "[ SNORTING ]" "THIS IS MY GRANDPA, AND THIS IS ME AND MY MOM." "WE´RE HAVING A PICNIC." "[ SNORTS ]" "THIS IS MY GRANDMA." "SHE DIED LONG AGO, BACK WHEN GRANDPA WAS POOR." "HE TOLD ME HOW THEY WORKED ON A FARM" "AND SOLD CORN AT A ROADSIDE MARKET." "[ SNORTS ]" "SHE LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE LADY." "YEAH." "A VERY NICE LADY." "THAT´S FUNNY." "I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD YOU SAY SOMETHING." "[ CHUCKLES ] NO." "THAT´S RIGHT!" "YOU DID!" "I KNOW YOU´RE TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING IMPORTANT." "WHY CAN´T I UNDERSTAND?" "BUT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND, HANKY." "PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE TIME CAN UNDERSTAND ANIMALS," "ESPECIALLY THE PURE IN HEART, LIKE US KIDS." "KEEP TALKING." "REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST OINKED." "READY?" "NOW, LISTEN CLOSE." "PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE TIME..." ""PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE..."" "...TIME..." ""..." "TIME..."" "...CAN UNDERSTAND ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY THE PURE IN HEART." ""..." "CAN UNDERSTAND ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY THE PURE IN HEART."" "SEE?" "!" "YOU´VE GOT IT!" "IT´S EASY!" "I´VE GOT IT!" "I DO UNDERSTAND YOU!" "THIS IS GREAT!" "THANK YOU, PINKY." "THE NAME IS GORDY." "EXCUSE ME, GORDY." "AT LAST, NO MORE PINKY." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "WHERE ARE WE GOING?" "I´M SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU TO MAKEUP." "HOW´S OUR LITTLE STAR?" "[ SNORTS ]" "HOLD STILL, DEARY." "LET MAXINE MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL!" "[ SNORTS ]" "NOW, BLUSH, PINK, FOR THE TIP OF YOUR NOSE." "[ SQUEALS ]" "WE´LL JUST PAT YOU DOWN WITH A LITTLE POWDER..." "[ CHUCKLES ] ...AND YOU´LL BE CAMERA-READY!" "[ SNEEZES ]" "[ COUGHS ]" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "MR. KOKOYAKI." "HAI." "TAKE JESSICA TO HER DRESSING ROOM." "HAI." "[ SNORTING ]" "COME ALONG." "LISTEN CAREFULLY." "I WANT KOKOYAKI TO CONCENTRATE ON JESSICA" "WHILE YOU TAKE CARE OF THE PIG." "AND I WANT YOU TO USE THIS." "MNH, NO, THIS IS A WIDE-ANGLE LENS." "WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SHOOT ANYBODY WITH THIS?" "DO AS I TELL YOU." "MOVE." "A LENS JUST FOR HIM." "GORDY?" "WHERE ARE YOU, GORDY?" "GORDY?" "[ SNORTING ]" "THERE YOU ARE." "YOU KNOW THAT THING ON THE FRONT OF THE CAMERA?" "MR. SIPES MADE HIM CHANGE IT." "CHANGE THE LENS?" "WHY?" "I DON´T KNOW, HANKY." "BUT I THINK SOMETHING FUNNY´S GOING ON." "MAYBE WE´D BETTER CHANGE IT BACK." "COME ON." "OKAY, HANKY, LET´S DO IT." "OKAY, PEOPLE, IT´S ABOUT THAT TIME." "OKAY, EVERYBODY, FIRST POSITIONS, PLEASE." "QUIET ON THE SET." "NOW, THIS IS COLOR." "MM-HMM." "FLASH DIFFUSION." "STAND BY FOR TAKES." "MOOD MUSIC, PLEASE." "[ SURFER MUSIC PLAYS ]" "EVERYBODY READY?" "AND ACTION." "[ SNORTING ]" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ THUNDER CRASHING ]" "GET " " GET THOSE PIGGY EYES." "I LOVE THOSE PIGGY EYES." "[ STATELY MUSIC PLAYS ]" "YOU SHOULD BE SO PROUD OF THIS PIGGY." "MM." "[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]" "MM-HMM." "MM-HMM." "I WANT THIS PIGGY FOR MY HOME." "BIG PIGGY SMILE." "BIG PIGGY SMILE." "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "ALL RIGHT." "AND CUT." "OKAY, THAT´S A WRAP FOR THE HERO PIG." "NOW SET UP FOR THE NEXT SESSION." "CHANGE THE LENS BACK TO THE ONE ON THE CAMERA CASE, OKAY?" "THANK YOU." "COME ON, GORDY." "[ SNORTS ]" "THERE WE GO." "HEY, HONEY." "HI, MOM." "LET´S SEE." "OPEN UP, PLEASE." "OKAY?" "OKAY?" "SHE´S BEAUTIFUL, THIS WOMAN." "MR. KOKOYAKI, WHY DON´T YOU ESCORT JESSICA TO THE SET?" "HAI." "GO WITH HIM, PLEASE." "TAKE, MM?" "THANK YOU." "WARDROBE." "[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]" "HAI!" "THE MASTER SAID QUIET ON THE SET," "FLASH DIFFUSION, STAND BY FOR TAKES." "MOOD MUSIC." "HAI!" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "CUT." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "I WANT BOTH SETS OF TESTS SHIPPED RIGHT AWAY." "YEAH, BUT DON´T YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FIRST?" "I WANT THEM SENT RUSH TO ALL THE TEST MARKETS." "I WANT 30-SECOND SPOTS," "PRIME-TIME TV IN EVERY MAJOR CITY IN AMERICA," "AND I WANT IT RUSH, URGENT, NOW." "HAI!" "GOODBYE, HERO PIG." "COME ON, YOU TWO!" "IT´S TIME FOR BED!" "YOU DESERVE A REWARD, GORDY." "IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD," "WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?" "[ SNORTS ]" "I LOVE YOU, GORDY!" "TO FIND MY FAMILY." "WHERE ARE THEY?" "THEY WENT SOMEWHERE PIGS DON´T COME BACK FROM." "IT´S CALLED UP NORTH." "UP NORTH?" "WHAT´S THAT THING?" "IT´S A MAP OF THE WORLD." "WORLD?" "IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A PUMPKIN." "HERE´S THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." "AND HERE´S WHERE WE ARE." "PRETTY COLORS." "CAN YOU SEE WHERE MY FOLKS ARE?" "DON´T WORRY, GORDY, WE´LL FIND THEM." "WE HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW." "GO TO SLEEP." "GOOD NIGHT." "GOOD NIGHT." "GOOD NIGHT, KIDS." "SWEET DREAMS." "DEAR JESSICA, HOPE EVERYTHING´S OKAY WITH YOU AND HANKY." "AS YOU CAN SEE, WE´RE BACK ON THE DUSTY TRAIL." "JINNIE REALLY LIKED MEETING HANKY," "BUT I THINK SHE´S MISSING THE PIG." "HOPE HE´S NOT EATING TOO MUCH." "JINNIE´S DOING GREAT." "I´M REAL PROUD OF HER." "BOY, DON´T KIDS GROW UP FAST?" "I HOPE OUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN SOON." "AND WE´RE THINKING OF YOU." "LUKE AND JINNIE." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OH, THERE YOU ARE." "WE´VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU." "OH, HEY." "DARLING." "STAFF, YOU ALL KNOW MY DAUGHTER, JESSICA," "AND MY FUTURE SON-IN-LAW, GILBERT SIPES," "OUR DIRECTOR OF PUBLIC RELATIONS." "GENTLEMEN." "IN KEEPING WITH THE SPIRIT OF FRIENDLY COMPETITION," "I´VE INVITED HANKY AND HIS LITTLE FRIEND GORDY" "TO HEAR THE RESULTS." "OF COURSE." "I JUST HOPE THEY´RE NOT TOO DISAPPOINTED." "OUR CONSUMER-RESEARCH DIRECTOR, MR. BRINKS, HAS BEEN WAITING" "TO GIVE US A FULL REPORT ON THE MARKET TEST." "NO CONTEST, MR. ROYCE." "SEE WHAT I TOLD YOU?" "IN COMPLIANCE WITH STATISTICAL ANALYSIS," "DEMOGRAPHIC VARIABLES ARE WEIGHED" "ACCORDING TO ECONOMIC FACTORS " "SKIP THE GOBBLEDYGOOK, MR. BRINKS." "WHICH BRAND DID THE PUBLIC CHOOSE?" "HERO PIG OUTSOLD THE COMPETITION 100 TO 1." "[ CROWD GASPS ] WOW." "BUT JESSICA HAD TO WIN." "I´M SORRY, MY DEAR." "PEOPLE JUST CAN´T RESIST A BABY ANIMAL." "LOOK, THERE´S BEEN A MISTAKE." "LET´S TAKE A LOOK AT THE RESULTS " "COMPARE THE TV COMMERCIALS." "LET´S ROLL JESSICA´S TEST." "[ SNORTING ]" "[ GASPING ]" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "YOU." "YOU RUINED MY CAREER." "STOP THE TEST!" "STOP THE TEST!" "STOP THE TAPE!" "STOP." "SHE´S REALLY NOT THAT FAT." "I DEMAND A RETEST." "SORRY, SIPES." "THE PUBLIC HAS SPOKEN." "WE´LL SIGN GORDY TO A LIFETIME CONTRACT." "WELL, YOU THINK HE LOOKS CUTE NOW," "BUT HE´LL GROW INTO A HOG BEFORE YOU KNOW IT." "YOU THINK THOSE PICTURES OF JESSICA LOOKED FAT?" "WE´RE TALKING LARD CITY." "I REGRET TO SAY THIS, SIPES," "BUT MY CONFIDENCE IN YOU IS SHAKEN." "FROM NOW ON, I´LL SUPERVISE" "GORDY´S PUBLICITY BUILDUP PERSONALLY." "WE FOUND OUR NEW IMAGE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN." "FROM NOW ON, HERO PIG BRANDS IS US." "[ SQUEALING ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "[ GROANS ]" "AND THAT´S WHY HE´S THE WORLD´S FAVORITE PIG." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET´S HEAR IT FOR GORDY." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "HERO PIG BRANDS IS A BIG WINNER, HANKY." "SALES HAVE TRIPLED, AND PROFITS HAVE GONE THROUGH THE ROOF." "I´M PROUD OF YOU, PROUD OF THIS LITTLE FELLER, TOO." "[ SNORTING ]" "WE´VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU A FAVOR, GRANDPA." "IT´S ABOUT HIS FAMILY." "THEY´RE LOST, AND HE´S WORRIED SICK." "AND HE WANTS DESPERATELY TO GO LOOK FOR THEM." "I LOVE YOU, GORDY!" "[ SNORTS ]" "GORDY WANTS TO GO?" "NO." "WELL, HE CAN´T." "HE´S BECOMING A NATIONAL INSTITUTION." "PEOPLE HAVE TAKEN GORDY TO THEIR HEARTS." "TELL HIM I ONLY WANT TO DO WHAT´S RIGHT." "HE DOESN´T WANT TO LET ANYONE DOWN, GRANDPA." "HE ONLY WANTS TO DO WHAT´S RIGHT." "SO IT´S ALL SETTLED." "WE´LL SAY NO MORE ABOUT IT." "♪ YIPPIE YO, KI YAY ♪" "♪ PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE ♪" "♪ OINK, OINK, SOOEY, YIPPIE YO, KI YAY ♪" "♪ PIG POWER IN THE HOUSE ♪" "♪ WELL, HERE WE GO, Y´ALL, WE GONNA FINISH UP THE STORY ♪" "♪ I´M ON THE MICROPHONE WITH MY MAIN MAN GORDY ♪" "♪ YOU JUST HEARD THE STORY ´BOUT A FAMOUS BABY HOG ♪" "♪ NOT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PLAYED-OUT DOG ♪" "♪ YOU SEE, GORDY AIN´T THE KIND TO BE SLUMPIN´ AND A-FAKIN´ ♪" "♪ ´CAUSE AIN´T NO WAY YOU CAN HANG WITH THE... ♪" "[ MUSIC STOPS ]" "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "SICKENING." "HERO PIG LABEL PUTS OUT ONE CD, AND IT GOES PLATINUM?" "HOW DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR IT?" "HE´S LOVEABLE." "[ SCOFFS ] WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?" "MY JOB IS CONSUMER RESEARCH." "I AM TELLING YOU WHY HE SELLS." "HE GIVES PEOPLE HOPE." "IF A PIG CAN MAKE IT, ANYONE CAN." "TO THINK I HELPED DISCOVER THE LITTLE WEENIE." "AND I WAS RIGHT ON THE VERGE OF TAKING OVER " "HANKY, JESSICA, ROYCE, THE WHOLE COMPANY." "WELL, HE´S NOT GONNA STAND IN MY WAY." "HERO PIG HAS GOT TO GO." "WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?" "KIDNAP GORDY." "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]" "THIS IS DIETZ." "I HAVE HANKY AND GORDY IN THE BACK." "We´re going to the park." "PERFECT." "I´LL HAVE KRUGMAN COME TO JOIN YOU." "YOU MANAGE THE KID WHILE HE SNATCHES THE PIG." "OKAY, BOSS." "BUT WE´RE NOT RUNNING AWAY." "WHEN YOUR FAMILY´S IN DANGER, YOU´VE GOT NO CHOICE." "BESIDES, AS SOON AS WE FIND THEM, WE CAN COME BACK." "BUT FINDING MY FOLKS IS MY PROBLEM, HANKY." "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME?" "WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?" "[ SNORTS ]" "DIETZ." "OH, MAN." "[ BELL RINGING ]" "ICE CREAM!" "GET YOUR ICE CREAM!" "LET´S GO!" "ICE CREAM RIGHT HERE!" "GET YOUR ICE CREAM!" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "HEY!" "HUH?" "ICE CREAM!" "WHAT THE..." "YOU´RE IN TROUBLE!" "YOU´RE IN TROUBLE!" "GO RIGHT." "GO RIGHT." "COME ON, KRUGMAN." "COME HERE, PIGGY." "COME HERE, PIGGY." "COME HERE, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY." "CALL SIPES." "TELL HIM WE LOST THEM." "[ GROANS ]" "HERE, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY." "BETTER NOT." "HE´LL FIRE US." "YEAH." "BETTER NOT." "I´LL COVER THE PARK." "YOU DRIVE AROUND THE OUTSIDE." "RIGHT." "HERE, PIGGY, PIGGY." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "THAT SCHOOL BUS -- IT´S GETTING READY TO LEAVE." "I DON´T THINK PIGS ARE ALLOWED AS PASSENGERS." "HEY, DIETZ!" "IT´S OUR ONLY CHANCE." "[ SNORTS ]" "HEY, I´VE GOT AN IDEA." "WAIT HERE IN THE BUSHES." "[ GRUNTS ]" "THIS IS THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THE PARK." "NOW WE´RE IN BUSINESS." "JUST WAIT HERE TILL THEY SHOW -- [ CELLPHONE RINGS ]" "IT´S THE BOSS." "DIETZ, THIS IS BRINKS." "WHAT´S GOING ON?" "MR. SIPES IS WAITING FOR A REPORT." "UH, YES, SIR." "UH, WELL, TELL HIM THAT WE´RE " "We´re still at the park and the situation is under control." "WHAT´S YOUR PROBLEM, DIETZ?" "E-EVERYTHING´S FINE, SIR." "HERE, YOU CAN ASK KRUGMAN." "No, I don´t want to talk to Krugman." "Dietz." "Dietz." "UM, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, MR. SIPES." "ALL LOCKED UP IN THE TRUNK OF THE LIMO." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL?" "YOU HAVEN´T SNATCHED HANKY, HAVE YOU?" "WE HAD TO, SIR." "HE WOULDN´T LET GO OF THE PIG." "[ BOTH GROAN ]" "OF ALL THE STUPID..." "ALL RIGHT." "I WANT YOU TO KEEP HIM UNDER WRAPS," "AND I WANT YOU TO KEEP OUT OF SIGHT." "YES, SIR." "[ Receiver clicks ]" "[ Dial tone ]" "GET IN, GORDY." "THEY WON´T LET US IN THE BUS." "BUT I WON´T BE ABLE TO BREATHE." "DON´T WORRY." "WE´RE ALMOST THERE." "I KNOW I HAD THE PARK COVERED." "I´M TELLING YOU, THEY´LL COME OUT THIS WAY." "THOSE TWO KIDS IN THE BACK -- ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A PIG." "IT´S THEM!" "IT´S THEM!" "[ TIRES SCREECH ]" "THOSE IDIOTS." "THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GRAB THE PIG." "KIDNAPPING IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE." "WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT." "OF COURSE." "THROW DIETZ AND KRUGMAN TO THE FEDS." "YES, BUT FOR NOW, THEY´VE GOT THE PIG." "INTERSTATE 64 WEST?" "WE´RE ABOUT TO CROSS THE STATE LINE." "BACK OF THE BUS SAYS..." "KANSAS CITY." "THEY´RE STILL FOLLOWING US." "THEN WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE." "THEY´LL GRAB US AS SOON AS WE GET OFF." "I DON´T KNOW ABOUT YOU," "BUT I´M GETTING KIND OF..." "SCARED." "DON´T WORRY, HANKY." "WE´LL FIND A WAY." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "WHERE ARE WE GOING?" "MOM, I´M SCARED." "WHERE ARE WE?" "IT´S ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN." "GET UP, NOW." "JUST STAY TOGETHER." "WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE." "GET UP, NOW, PIGS." "COME ON." "DON´T WORRY." "SOOEY, PIG!" "GET AROUND THERE, NOW." "GO ON." "GET AROUND THERE, NOW." "[ AUCTIONEERING ]" "GO, PIGS." "LOT NUMBER 34, CONSIGNMENT FROM MEADOW BROOK FARMS " "A CHAMPION SOW AND HER LITTER OF FIVE." "I SAY $500." "CAN I GET $500 TO BID ON HER?" "[ SQUEALS ]" "$550 NOW." "COME ON." "Y´ALL KNOW WHAT SHE´S WORTH." "AND NOW $800." "$900." "NOW $1,000." "$1,200." "NOW $1,200." "$1,300." "$1,300." "OMAHA." "[ GAVEL BANGS ] GET UP, PIGS." "COME ON." "MOM, I DON´T LIKE THIS PLACE." "I´M SCARED." "WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW, MOM?" "[ WHIP CRACKING ]" "IT´S ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN." "GET ON THERE, PIG." "HE HURT ME, MOM." "GET UP HERE." "GET." "GO ON." "JUST STAY TOGETHER." "COME ON, GET ON." "GET ON UP THERE." "WE´LL GET THROUGH." "BIG PIG." "GET UP." "COME ON." "GET UP." "COME ON UP THERE." "MOVE HIM UP THERE." "GO ON." "THERE HE IS." "THERE HE IS." "GO ON." "ALL RIGHT, LOCK HER UP." "[ SQUEALING ]" "MOVE ´EM OUT." "[ CHILDREN SHOUTING ]" "LOOK NEXT TO US." "IT´S A FEED TRUCK." "YOU HUNGRY AGAIN?" "NO, IT´S OUR CHANCE TO ESCAPE." "YOU MEAN CLIMB OUT AND JUMP?" "YEAH." "WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?" "AAH!" "QUIET!" "GET ON THE FLOOR AND DON´T MOVE!" "TAXI!" "[ GRUNTING ]" "[ SQUEALS ]" "TAXI!" "[ HORN HONKS ]" "NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH." "[ SNORTING ]" "[ DUCKS QUACKING ]" "WHOA!" "PIG!" "PIG!" "THAT WAS KIND OF FUN." "WHOO!" "WHOO!" "IS THAT FOR ME?" "WHOO!" "IT´S SOMEONE CALLING HOGS." "PIG!" "PIG!" "PIG!" "IF IT´S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU, I´D LIKE TO ANSWER." "WHOO!" "MAYBE I´LL FIND SOME RELATIVES." "LET´S TAKE A LOOK." "WHOO!" "[ SNORTING ]" "WHOO!" "PIG!" "WHOO!" "WHOO!" "[ DOG BARKS ]" "OH, THAT´S GOOD." "[ GRUNTING ]" "HI, FELLA." "I´M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, SIR." "MY NAME IS GORDY." "RUN ALONG, KID." "CAN´T YOU SEE I´M EATIN´?" "I´M REALLY SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER, SIR." "BUT I´VE LOST MY FAMILY." "I WAS WONDERING IF YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THEM." "HOW WOULD I KNOW?" "PIGS ALL LOOK THE SAME." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "YOU´D KNOW MY MOTHER." "SHE´S A BEAUTIFUL YORKSHIRE." "AND MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS ARE MY AGE," "GIVE OR TAKE A FEW MINUTES." "YEAH, COME TO THINK OF IT," "I DID SEE A FINE-LOOKING YORKSHIRE LADY" "AT THE TRI-STATE AUCTION RING A FEW DAYS AGO." "SHE WAS WEARING A BLUE RIBBON," "AND I THINK SHE HAD FIVE KIDS WITH HER." "FIVE?" "!" "IT´S THEM!" "WHERE CAN I FIND THEM?" "THERE´S NO TELLING, KID." "THEY AUCTIONED THEM OFF AND SHIPPED THEM SOMEWHERE UP NORTH." "NORTH?" "THAT´S WHERE PIGS DON´T COME BACK FROM!" "YEP." "THAT´S WHAT THEY SAY." "WELL, I SURE DO THANK YOU, SIR." "HOPE YOU FIND THEM IN TIME, KID." "COME ON, GORDY." "THANKS AGAIN." "[ CHIRPING ]" "HANKY, I KNOW WE´RE HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION," "BUT I CAN´T HELP WONDERING, HOW FAR IS NORTH?" "ALL I KNOW IS IT´S A LONG WAY ON FOOT." "WHAT WE NEED IS A MIRACLE." "WHAT´S A MIRACLE?" "IT´S WHAT YOU PRAY FOR WHEN YOU NEED HELP." "[ SNORTING ]" "[ CHILDREN SHOUTING ]" "COME ON, DIETZ!" "COME ON." "NO!" "NO!" "[ SQUEALING ]" "COME ON, GORDY." "WE´RE GETTING THERE." "GORDY, DID YOU SEE WHAT JUST PASSED US?" "[ TIRES SCREECH ]" "YOINKS!" "YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT PRAYING, HANKY!" "IT´S A MIRACLE!" "[ HORN HONKS ]" "HEY, HANKY, GORDY." "CLIMB ABOARD." "BOY, ARE WE GLAD TO SEE YOU." "♪ THEY´RE MY GUARDIAN ANGELS ♪" "WELL, YOU SURE HAVE COME UP IN THE WORLD, MR. HERO PIG." "WE´VE BEEN SEEING YOUR SMILING FACE ALL OVER THE MAP." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE ALL ALONE?" "WE´RE HEADED NORTH, LOOKING FOR GORDY´S FOLKS." "HANKY´S GRANDPA SAYS YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO WHAT´S RIGHT." "THAT´S RIGHT, HANKY." "ALWAYS MIND YOUR GRANDPA." "HEY, COUSIN JAKE, YOU UNDERSTAND PIGGY TALK." "I KIND OF GUESS AT WHAT HE´S OINKING." "IT´S HARD TO TELL" "IF COUSIN JAKE´S PURE IN HEART OR SIMPLE-MINDED." "[ CHUCKLES ] -[ BURPS ] EXCUSE ME." "HE SAID, "EXCUSE ME."" "THE TIME IS NOW 3:00." "I HEARD WHAT HE SAID." "AND NOW FOR A NEWS UPDATE." "[ BURPS ]" "NO WORD ON THE DISAPPEARANCE OF HENRY ROYCE..." "[ CHUCKLES ] ...THE 9-YEAR-OLD GRANDSON OF INDUSTRIALIST HENRY ROYCE." "MISSING WITH THE BOY IS HIS FRIEND GORDY," "THE FAMED HERO PIG." "HUH?" "THE TWO WERE LAST SEEN IN HIGHLAND PARK..." "WAIT A MINUTE." "..." "NEAR DOWNTOWN ST." "LOUIS." "IS HE SAYING THAT YOUR MOM DOESN´T KNOW WHERE YOU´RE AT?" "POLICE CHIEF DANE WILLIAMS..." "YOU´VE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, HANKY." "..." "SAYS AN INVESTIGATION IS UNDER WAY." "I´LL TELL YOU WHAT WE´RE GONNA DO." "WE´RE GONNA CALL YOUR MOM AND TAKE YOU STRAIGHT HOME." "THE ROYCE FAMILY IS REELING FROM ANOTHER CRISIS TODAY." "THE INDUSTRIALIST HENRY ROYCE IS LISTED IN CRITICAL CONDITION" "AT PARKLAND HOSPITAL IN ST." "LOUIS." "THE BILLIONAIRE, WHO SUFFERS FROM A HEART CONDITION," "HAS TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE AND IS NOT EXPECTED TO LIVE." "GRANDPA." "IN OTHER NEWS, LOCAL FARMERS HAVE ASKED" "FOR A FURTHER INCREASE IN THE WHEAT SUBSIDY PLAN." "THOSE OPPOSED HAVE GATHERED AT CITY HALL" "FOR A MEETING WITH LOCAL OFFICIALS." "A GREAT AMERICAN IS DEAD AT 73." "FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND BUSINESS ASSOCIATES" "ARE IN MOURNING TODAY" "AT THE NEWS OF THE DEATH OF HENRY ROYCE." "ROYCE, ONE OF THE NATION´S MOST-LOVED INDUSTRIALISTS AND HUMANITARIANS," "DIED AFTER SUFFERING A HEART ATTACK." "HE WAS LAID TO REST IN ST." "LOUIS" "AT A PRIVATE FAMILY CEREMONY." "MEANWHILE, THE DAUGHTER OF HENRY ROYCE, JESSICA," "IS EXPECTED TO BE NAMED IN THE ROYCE WILL" "AS SOLE OWNER OF THE INDUSTRIAL EMPIRE." ""MY DEAR RELATIVES AND FRIENDS," ""UNDER ORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCES, MY BELOVED DAUGHTER, JESSICA," ""WOULD INHERIT MY INDUSTRIAL EMPIRE." ""HOWEVER, RATHER THAN DEVOTE HER ENERGIES TO CORPORATE BUSINESS," ""JESSICA HAS CHOSEN A PERSONAL CAREER." ""WITH THAT IN MIND, JESSICA WILL NOT BE NEXT IN LINE" "TO INHERIT ROYCE INDUSTRIES."" "[ SOBS ]" ""IN HER PLACE, I LEAVE ALL OF MY HOLDINGS" ""TO THE PERSON CLOSEST TO HER, WHO LOVES HER," ""AND WILL CONTINUE TO PROVIDE ALL FINANCES AND EXPENDITURES" ""REQUIRED FOR HER WELL-BEING " "MY BELOVED GRANDSON, HANKY."" "[ GASPS ]" "HANKY?" ""HOWEVER, MY GRANDSON IS STILL A MINOR" ""AND MUST WAIT UNTIL HE´S OF AGE TO COME INTO THE INHERITANCE." ""THEREFORE, I LEAVE MY ENTIRE FORTUNE IN THE CARE" ""OF ONE WHO HAS HELPED BUILD MY COMPANY" ""INTO ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSES IN AMERICA," "THE TRADEMARK OF HERO PIG BRANDS, GORDY."" "[ SOBBING ]" "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE." "WE CHALLENGE THE WILL." "MOM, WE´RE BACK!" "[ SNORTING ]" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] HANKY!" "HANKY!" "OH, HANKY." "OH, BABY, I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU." "CONGRATULATIONS, HANKY." "CONSUMER RESEARCH IS AT YOUR SERVICE." "CONGRATULATIONS, YOUNG MAN." "OH, THANK HEAVEN, OUR SEARCH HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL." "HANKY AND GORDY, SAFE AND SOUND." "WELL, GOODBYE, HANKY." "[ SQUEALING ]" "YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, YOU HEAR?" "AND GORDY AND YOUR MOM." "SEEMS I´M ALWAYS THANKING YOU, MR. McALLISTER." "LUKE." "LUKE." "I´M REALLY VERY GRATEFUL." "COME ON, LUKE." "YOUR ORDERS WERE TO KIDNAP GORDY," "TIE HIM IN A SACK, AND TOSS HIM IN THE RIVER." "IT´S KRUGMAN´S FAULT, SIR." "THAT´S ON DIETZ." "YOU´RE LUCKY MR. SIPES DOESN´T TIE THE TWO OF YOU IN A SACK." "NOW THAT THE OLD MAN IS OUT OF THE WAY," "THE ONLY KNOT THAT´S GOING TO BE TIED IS BETWEEN ME AND JESSICA." "IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO GORDY," "SHE´S NEXT IN LINE TO MANAGE HANKY´S INHERITANCE." "WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO GORDY?" "YOUR EMPIRE, SIR." "[ SNORTING ]" "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO READ OFF THE LIST?" "YES, PLEASE, MR. BRINKS." "HERO PIG BREAKFAST-FOOD DIVISION " "SWEET POPS, SUGAR TARTS, FUDGIE FLAKES." "HEY, HANKY, WHY DON´T WE MAKE NATURAL FOODS?" "THEY´RE BOUND TO BE BETTER FOR PEOPLE´S HEALTH." "HE SAYS CHANGE IT TO NATURAL FOODS." "HE SAYS?" "THE BOSS SAYS." "HE WANTS FRESH FOODS -- WHEAT, OATS, AND FRUIT." "GET RID OF ALL THE CHEMICALS AND ARTIFICIAL JUNK." "YES, SIR." "WHAT ELSE IS HE IN CHARGE OF?" "HERO PIG SNACK FACTORIES " "SOFA POTATO CHIPS, CREAMY DREAM COOKIES." "SAME JUNK." "CAN´T WE CHANGE TO SOMETHING MORE WHOLESOME?" "THE BOSS SAYS HE WANTS FRESH FOODS," "LIKE A REAL FRUIT DRINK AND NATURAL VITAMINS." "THIS CALLS FOR A MASSIVE REORGANIZATION." "I´LL GET A COPY TO MR. SIPES." "HE´LL GET ON IT RIGHT AWAY." "[ SNORTS ]" "[ SIGHS ]" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "[ ALL CHUCKLING ]" "PRETENDING THE PIG IS GIVING ORDERS?" "LET THE KID PLAY AROUND." "I SEE YOU LEFT ONE OF THE FACTORIES OFF THE LIST " "THE PROCESSING PLANT IN OMAHA." "YEAH." "I FIGURED IT MIGHT UPSET HIM" "TO FIND OUT HE INHERITED A SAUSAGE FACTORY." "WELL, WHAT HE DOESN´T KNOW WON´T HURT HIM." "[ SNORTING ]" "[ BELL DINGS ]" "ROYCE!" "ROYCE!" "ROYCE!" "ROYCE!" "ROYCE!" "ROYCE!" "ROYCE!" "ROYCE!" "WELL, FOLKS, I SUPPOSE IT HAD TO HAPPEN ONE OF THESE DAYS." "THE NEWEST SUPERSTAR IN THE WORLD OF MONEY" "ACTUALLY IS A PIG, AND A HERO PIG, AT THAT." "THE TINY TRADEMARK KNOWN TO MILLIONS" "ARE CREDITED WITH RESTORING ROYCE INDUSTRIES" "TO THE TOP OF THE FINANCIAL MENU" "AND HAS MADE INVESTORS HAPPY AS PIGLETS IN CLOVER." "AND NOW HERE WITH US TONIGHT" "IS OUR SPECIAL GUEST ON "WALL STREET WEEK," GORDY." "[ SNORTING ]" "TELL US, GORDY," "AS THE NEW DARLING OF MAIN STREET AND WALL STREET," "WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON THE OUTLOOK" "FOR THE AMERICAN ECONOMY?" "[ SNORTING ]" "GRANDPA WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU, GORDY." "THANKS, HANKY." "BUT I REALLY THINK IT´S TIME FOR ME" "TO GET GOING AND FIND MY FAMILY." "THEY COULD BE IN TROUBLE." "YOU´RE RIGHT." "TIME´S RUNNING OUT." "WHY DON´T WE PUT A NOTICE ON OUR PRODUCTS?" "I´M AFRAID WE´D GET A MILLION PIGS KNOCKING DOWN OUR DOOR." "Mr." "Royce, line three." "Hello, there, Hanky?" "It´s me, Cousin Jake," "CALLING LONG-DISTANCE" "FROM THE COUNTRY-MUSIC CAPITAL OF THE UNITED STATES," "BRANSON, MISSOURI." "HELLO, COUSIN JAKE." "WELL, HELLO, THERE, YOURSELF, GORDY." "LISTEN, LITTLE FELLA, WE NEED YOUR HELP REAL BAD." "HELP?" "THE TOWN IS FULL OF COUNTRY-MUSIC SUPERSTARS," "AND WE´RE NOBODY." "HOW CAN WE HELP?" "WELL, I TOLD THEM THAT WE KNEW A SUPER DUPER STAR," "SO IF WE CAN GET GORDY" "TO COME OUT HERE AND MAKE A PERSONAL APPEARANCE," "THEY´LL HIRE US AS A SUPPORT BAND." "WE´D LIKE TO HELP, COUSIN JAKE," "BUT GORDY´S GOT TO SEARCH FOR HIS FAMILY." "I EXPLAINED THAT." "AND THE BRANSON CHAMBER OF COMMERCE" "SAID THEY WANTED TO SET UP A NATIONWIDE TELECAST" "TO HELP GORDY MAKE AN APPEAL TO FIND HIS FOLKS." "WELL, IF IT´LL HELP FIND GORDY´S FOLKS" "AND HELP THE BAND " "THE ANSWER IS YES." "WE´RE ON OUR WAY." "THANKS, HANKY, GORDY." "SEE YOU SOON." "[ WIND WHISTLING ]" "[ COWS MOOING ]" "[ PIG SNORTING ]" "GORDY?" "MOM, LOOK!" "LOOK, EVERYBODY!" "COME LOOK, QUICK!" "WHAT IS IT?" "COME ON, LOOK!" "CURLY, COME BACK OVER HERE CLOSE TO YOUR MOTHER." "WHAT´S HAPPENING?" "I WANT TO SEE, TOO." "IT´S ONLY A PIECE OF PAPER." "IT´S GORDY!" "YEAH, IT IS GORDY." "IT IS, MOMMY!" "IT´S GORDY!" "YOU´RE RIGHT." "IT´S GORDY, MY SON." "WHAT DOES IT MEAN, MOM?" "IT MEANS WE MUSTN´T LOSE HOPE." "NO MATTER HOW COLD AND LONELY IT GETS, GORDY WILL FIND US." "WELL, IF IT´LL HELP FIND GORDY´S FOLKS" "AND HELP THE BAND " "[ SNORTING ]" "Thanks, Hanky, Gordy." "See you soon." "THEY´RE GOING TO BRANSON." "THEY´LL BE AWAY FROM EVERYONE," "OFF BY THEMSELVES," "IN UNFAMILIAR TERRITORY." "WHAT ABOUT HANKY´S MOTHER?" "WHERE JESSICA GOES, I GO." "AND WHERE YOU GO..." "I GO." "AND WHERE YOU GO, I GO." "AND WHERE YOU GO " "GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS." "KEEP A LOW PROFILE." "WAIT FOR THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY." "AND BRING A SACK BIG ENOUGH." "I AM SO EXCITED TO BE ABLE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU" "A SUPER STRING PICKER AND A GREAT ENTERTAINER " "YES, SIR, RIGHT HERE FOR GORDY DAY, MR. ROY CLARK!" "COME ON OUT HERE, ROY!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "YES, SIR." "HEY, HEY, HEY." "HEY, THERE, ROY." "THANK YOU, COUSIN JAKE." "YES, SIR." "HOWDY!" "HOWDY!" "HOWDY!" "HOWDY!" "BOY, WHAT A GREAT NIGHT FOR BRANSON." "I´LL TELL YOU!" "AND YOU ALL KNOW WHY WE´RE HERE " "TO HELP GORDY FIND HIS FOLKS." "THAT´S RIGHT!" "AND I HAVE BROUGHT WITH ME" "SOME OF THE GREATEST FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS" "THAT A PIG COULD EVER LOOK FOR." "YES, SIR!" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JIM STAFFORD..." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ...MOE BANDY..." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ...BOXCAR WILLIE..." "[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ] ...CRISTY LANE..." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "..." "BUCK TRENT..." "OH, YEAH!" "...AND MICKEY GILLEY." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "♪ WHEN YOU LIVE IN THE COUNTRY ♪" "♪ EVERYBODY IS YOUR NEIGHBOR ♪" "♪ ON THIS ONE THING, YOU CAN RELY ♪" "♪ THEY´LL ALL COME TO SEE YOU ♪" "♪ AND NEVER, NEVER LEAVE YOU ♪" "♪ SAYIN´, "Y´ALL COME TO SEE US BY AND BY" ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ OH, Y´ALL COME TO SEE US WHEN YOU CAN ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ OH, Y´ALL COME TO SEE US NOW AND THEN ♪" "YEAH!" "[ GUITAR SOLO ]" "♪ THE KIN FOLKS IS COMIN´ ♪" "♪ THEY´RE COMIN´ BY THE DOZEN ♪" "♪ EATIN´ EVERYTHING FROM SOUP TO HAY ♪" "♪ HAY, HAY ♪" "♪ AND RIGHT AFTER DINNER ♪" "♪ THEY AIN´T LOOKING ANY THINNER ♪" "♪ AND HERE´S WHAT YOU HEAR THEM SAY ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ WHOO, Y´ALL COME TO SEE US WHEN YOU CAN ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ OH, Y´ALL COME TO SEE US NOW AND THEN ♪" "[ FIDDLE SOLO ] HEY, IT´S MOE BANDY ON THE FIDDLE!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ OH, Y´ALL COME TO SEE US WHEN YOU CAN ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME ♪" "♪ OH, Y´ALL COME TO SEE US NOW AND THEN ♪" "♪ Y´ALL COME TO SEE US ♪" "♪ NOW AND THEN ♪" "YEAH!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WHOA." "THANK Y´ALL." "THANK YOU." "AND NOW IT´S TIME FOR OUR GUEST OF HONOR, GORDY!" "BRING HIM ON OUT, HANKY!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]" "EXCUSE ME, FOLKS." "HELLO." "THIS IS COUSIN JAKE." "Hey, there, Cousin Jake." "This is the President calling from the Oval Office." "Hey, Hillary and I heard about Gordy Day there in Branson, and we want to join in the celebrations." "Y-YES, SIR, MR. PRESIDENT." "JUST A MINUTE." "GORDY´S RIGHT HERE." "[ SNORTING ]" "I´M SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT." "HE´S SPEAKING PIGGY TALK." "I understand him fine, Jake." "By the way, Gordy, we have a surprise for you." "On behalf of the American people, it gives me great pleasure to unveil in your honor your very own postage stamp." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "GORDY SAYS IT´S AN HONOR, MR. PRESIDENT." "THANK YOU, SIR." "The First Lady joins me in saying good luck, God bless, and so long for now." "SO LONG, MR. PRESIDENT." "[ SQUEALS ]" "AT THIS TIME, GORDY WOULD LIKE TO MAKE HIS PERSONAL APPEAL." "HE´S LOST HIS FOLKS," "SO IF ANYONE HAS SEEN A PIG FAMILY THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM," "PLEASE CALL OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER." "AND NOW HERE´S LUKE McALLISTER AND THE ROADHOUSE GANG!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ SLOW COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]" "♪ WHEN WE MET ♪" "♪ I TOLD HER I´D GIVE HER THE MOON ♪" "♪ AND I DID ON A SILVER SPOON ♪" "♪ IF I´D ONLY KNOWN ♪" "♪ THE PROMISE I KEPT WOULD BE WRONG ♪" "[ SNORTING ]" "♪ WELL, SHE MIGHT NOT BE GONE ♪" "♪ NOW IT´S EASY TO SEE ♪" "♪ THE ONLY THING SHE NEEDED FROM ME ♪" "♪ WAS MORE LOVE ♪" "♪ MORE TIME ♪" "♪ MORE OF HER KNOWING THAT SHE´S ON MY MIND ♪" "♪ MORE OF MY HEART WOULD HAVE SUITED HER FINE ♪" "♪ ´CAUSE THAT´S WHAT SHE WAS DREAMING OF ♪" "ISN´T IT TIME FOR US TO GO BACKSTAGE?" "♪ SHE ONLY NEEDED MORE LOVE ♪" "WE CAN´T LEAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF LUKE´S SONG." "WHY?" "YOU´VE HEARD ONE HILLBILLY, YOU´VE HEARD THEM ALL." "♪ SHE TRIED ♪" "LET´S STAY A WHILE." "I THINK I´M FALLING IN LOVE WITH COUNTRY MUSIC." "♪ BUT I DIDN´T LISTEN BACK THEN ♪" "♪ OH, MY GOD ♪" "♪ IT TOOK HER SAYING GOODBYE ♪" "IT´S BEEN A BIG NIGHT." "I NEED TO CATCH MY BREATH." "I´LL WAIT FOR YOU IN THE DRESSING ROOM." "SEE YOU." "♪ IF MY PRAYERS CAME TRUE ♪" "♪ I KNOW JUST WHAT I´D DO ♪" "♪ SHE NEEDED MORE LOVE ♪ -[ SQUEALING ]" "♪ MORE TIME ♪" "GOT " " GOT HIM!" "♪ LESS OF THE THINGS THAT MONEY CAN BUY ♪" "GET THE DOOR, DIETZ!" "♪ MORE OF MY ARMS JUST HOLDING HER TIGHT ♪" "♪ WHEN IT ALL ADDS UP TO THE BOTTOM LINE ♪" "[ SQUEALING ]" "SHUT UP." "[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]" "[ TIRES SCREECH ]" "♪ SHE ONLY NEEDED MORE LOVE ♪" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET. -[ SQUEALING ]" "THIS LITTLE PIGGY STAYED HOME." "AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY, UM..." "HAD ROAST BEEF." "..." "HAD ROAST BEEF." "THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD NONE." "AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT..." ""WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE." -"WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE, WHEE..."" "ALL THE WAY HOME." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "HUH?" "THERE´S A BRIDGE." "LET´S THROW HIM IN THE RIVER." "WHAT RIVER?" "JUST SOME TREES DOWN THERE." "IT´S CLOSE ENOUGH." "COME ON, LET´S GET IT OVER WITH." "[ SQUEALING ]" "HAVE A NICE TRIP." "[ GASPS ]" "[ SQUEALING ]" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WHOO!" "WHOO!" "OH, GORDY, YOU´RE ALIVE AND KICKING." "BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART." "THEY´RE LEAVING." "LET´S GET OUT OF HERE." "WATCH YOUR BACKS." "COMING THROUGH." "DON´T WORRY, HANKY." "WE´LL FIND HIM." "I´M TELLING YOU, HE´S RUN AWAY." "HOW DO YOU KNOW?" "GORDY WOULD NEVER DO THAT." "HANK´S RIGHT." "HANKY´S WRONG, AND IT´S ABOUT TIME HE WOKE UP." "YOUR MOTHER AGREES WITH ME." "I DO NOT AGREE." "FORGET GORDY." "HE´S HISTORY." "LOOK WHO I JUST FOUND." "[ SNORTING ]" "HERE YOU GO." "GORDY!" "THERE, YOU SEE?" "YOU WERE WRONG." "WHAT DID I TELL YOU?" "WHERE WAS HE?" "I WAS UP ON THE RIVER RIDGE ROAD, RIGHT WHERE THE ROAD FORKS." "TALK ABOUT YOUR NINE LIVES." "[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]" "WELL, YOU´RE SAFE." "THAT´S ALL THAT COUNTS." "I´M " " I´M " "PHONE CALL FOR COUSIN JAKE." "EXCUSE ME." "THANK YOU." "HELLO." "THIS IS COUSIN JAKE." "Hey, I was watching your telethon program." "You tell Gordy I´ve got an idea as to where he might look for his folks." "GORDY´S RIGHT HERE." "LISTEN TO THIS, EVERYBODY." "WHAT IS IT, COUSIN JAKE?" "Well, I delivered a load of Meadow Brook farm pigs up to the fattening yards in Broken Bow." "MEADOW BROOK FARM?" "!" "IT´S GOT TO BE THEM!" "Could be." "Most of those pigs get hauled off to that big slaughterhouse in Omaha." "Sure hope you get them in time." "See you, Cousin Jake." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "THANK YOU KINDLY, MA´AM." "WAIT." "I REMEMBER YOUR GRANDPA ONCE TOLD ME" "THAT WE OWN A PROCESSING PLANT IN OMAHA!" "YOU MEAN A SAUSAGE FACTORY?" "I THINK YOU´RE MISTAKEN, JESSICA." "THERE IS NO SUCH PLANT." "MR. BRINKS HAS THE INVENTORY SHEET." "SHOW THEM." "WHAT ABOUT THIS?" "[ GASPS ] NO!" "ROYCE PROCESSING PLANT, 6 COLFAX STREET, OMAHA!" "[ SQUEALS ] -[ GASPS ]" "[ GASPS ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "!" "THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HANKY´S INHERITANCE." "YOU DON´T HAVE TO BE SO GRABBY, MR. SNIPES." "GO PLAY YOUR BANJO, GOOBER!" "BANJO?" "GOOBER?" "EASY, LUKE." "GOOBER?" "!" "EASY, LUKE." "WHAT THE " "WHY DIDN´T YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BEFORE?" "WHY SHOULD I?" "IT WAS AN EXECUTIVE DECISION." "I DON´T HAVE TO ACCOUNT " "YOU DON´T HAVE TO RAISE YOUR VOICE" "IN FRONT OF THE YOUNG ONES." "KEEP OUT OF THIS, YOU IGNORANT HAYSEED." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "UGH!" "[ GROANS ]" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "I THINK WE MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM." "THANK YOU FOR STEPPING IN." "BRINKS!" "[ GASPS ]" "THANKS FOR THE USE OF YOUR BRIEFCASE." "MOM, WE´VE GOT TO GET MOVING!" "COME ON!" "WE´LL TAKE THE LIMO." "OH!" "OH!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "LET´S GO." "HURRY." "IN THE BACK." "MOVE QUICK." "[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]" "THEY THE ONES FOR OMAHA?" "YEAH." "SHIPMENT FROM MEADOW BROOK FARM, ARKANSAS " "YORKSHIRE SOW AND A LITTER OF FIVE." "LET´S LOAD THEM ON THE TRUCK." "GO, PIG." "COME ON." "MOM?" "MOM?" "I KNOW." "WHAT´S HAPPENING, MOM?" "STAY CLOSE TO ME." "LET´S GO, PIG." "GO, PIGS, GO." "COME ON." "WHAT´S HAPPENING?" "GET ON UP THERE." "DON´T WORRY." "IT´S " " IT´S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT." "I WANT TO GO HOME." "COME ON, GET ON UP THERE." "GET ON UP THERE." "GET IN, MAMA." "LOOKS LIKE THE END OF THE LINE FOR THESE PIGS." "YEAH." "[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]" "YOU´VE GOT TO CLOSE THE FACTORY BEFORE IT´S TOO LATE." "DON´T WORRY, GORDY." "[ Telephone ringing ] IT´S RINGING!" "[ GULPS ]" "We´re not here at the moment, so please leave a message." "IT´S AN ANSWERING MACHINE." "LEAVE WORD." "ATTENTION, NIGHT SUPERVISOR, THIS IS HANK ROYCE." "REPEAT, CLOSE THE FACTORY IMMEDIATELY." "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]" "LET´S HOPE THEY CHECK THEIR MESSAGES." "[ GULPS ]" "LISTEN, FRIENDS, LET´S FACE IT." "WE MIGHT NOT GET THERE ON TIME." "WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?" "I´M HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY CONSCIENCE," "AND, WELL..." "IF I CONFESS, WILL YOU GIVE ME A BREAK?" "WE´RE LISTENING." "I´M TRYING TO TELL YOU TO CALL THE FACTORY NUMBER AGAIN." "BUT I LEFT A MESSAGE." "ON SOME ANSWERING MACHINE IN SOME GOD-FORSAKEN BOONDOCK." "I GAVE YOU AREA CODE 213." "OMAHA IS 402." "[ SQUEALS ]" "[ PIGS SQUEALING ]" "[ METAL SCREECHING ]" "COME ON, PIG." "GET OVER HERE." "GET UP!" "TRY IT AGAIN." "[ Cellphone dialing ]" "[ BELL DINGING ] DANG!" "[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]" "I CAN´T HEAR ANYTHING." "[ SNORTING ]" "THIS HERE´S THE LAST SHIPMENT." "LET´S UNLOAD THEM." "OKAY, BACK HER UP." "LET´S GO, COUSIN JAKE!" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]" "WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW, MOM?" "GO, GET ON." "MAMA, I´M SCARED." "I KNOW." "I KNOW, KIDS." "[ Busy tone ]" "IT´S BUSY." "MAYBE TAKE YOU BOWLING." "OH, HOW ´BOUT A MOVIE?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "I´M SCARED, MOM." "GET ALONG." "IT´S ALL RIGHT." "MOM!" "COME ON, PIG!" "GO ON!" "MAMA!" "YOU´RE DOING GOOD, HANK." "KEEP TRYING." "COME ON." "COME ON." "MAYBE INVITE ME UP TO YOUR PLACE." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "YEAH, LET´S GO." "ALL RIGHT, COME ON NOW." "COME ON." "[ SNORTS ]" "[ SQUEALING ]" "MOM!" "COME ON, PIG." "GOT TO GET OUT." "I WANT TO GO HOME, MAMA." "IT´S OKAY." "ALL RIGHT, COME ON." "COME ON, PIG!" "VINNIE." "HEY, VINNIE, WAKE UP, MAN." "The last shipment´s coming in." "[ SMOOCHING, CHUCKLING ]" "We got to pack them, dress them, and ship them out tonight." "Vinnie." "OH." "[ SIGHS ] [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]" "IT´S RINGING." "COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK, SWEET PANTS." "VINNIE´S GOT TO MAKE SMOKY LINKS." "ATTENTION, NIGHT SUPERVISOR, THIS IS HANK ROYCE." "Shut down all operations at once." "SOMEONE HELP US, PLEASE." "[ ALARM BLARES ]" "[ TIRES SCREECH ]" "NO!" "ALL RIGHT, WE MADE IT!" "LET´S GO, HANKY." "WE DID IT!" "WE DID IT!" "LOOK, GORDY." "LOOK." "WHOO-HOO!" "GORDY!" "GORDY, YOU SAVED US!" "WE MISSED YOU, GORDY." "MOM!" "YOU´RE SAFE NOW!" "GORDY, WE KNEW YOU´D FIND US." "CURLY, MUDDY, FRANKY, DAISY, SNORTY," "YOU´RE ALL SAFE!" "IT´S WONDERFUL!" "GORDY, LOOK WHO WE FOUND IN THE PEN OVER THERE." "[ GASPS ]" "GORDY, MY SON." "YOU KEPT YOUR PROMISE." "DADDY!" "DADDY, I MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH." "OH!" "[ PIGS SQUEALING ]" "[ COWS MOOING ]" "[ HORSE WHINNIES ]" "[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]" "[ SNORTS ]" "[ WHIMPERS ]" "MEADOW BROOK FARM." "I GUESS WE´LL BE SAYING GOODBYE." "DO WE HAVE TO GO, MOM?" "NOW THAT WE´VE GIVEN GORDY HIS FARM, HE´S INVITED US TO STAY." "CAN´T WE, MOM?" "PLEASE?" "PLEASE STAY." "THERE´S NOTHING BETTER THAN A HAPPY FAMILY." "COME ON." "SAY YES." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "IF YOU SAY YES, I SURE SAY YES." "YES." "[ SQUEALS ]" "[ SQUEALS, SNORTS ]" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "[ CROWS ]" "♪ SOMEDAY ♪" "♪ EVERY PERSON ON THIS EARTH ♪" "♪ SOMEWAY, EVERYONE ♪" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "♪ SOMEDAY ♪" "♪ WE WILL LEARN WHAT LIFE IS WORTH ♪" "♪ JUST HOW PRECIOUS IS EACH BIRTH ♪" "♪ EVERY ONE ♪" "WHOA!" "♪ THOUGH THE DARK AND COLD ♪" "♪ THREATEN EVERY SOUL ♪" "♪ LOOK INTO YOUR HEART ♪" "♪ FOR WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ♪" "♪ IF YOU´RE GONNA DREAM ♪" "♪ DREAM HIGH ♪" "♪ NEVER LET THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN ♪" "♪ BE A REASON NOT TO TRY ♪" "♪ WHILE I LIVE ♪" "♪ LET ME LEARN TO GIVE WHAT´S MINE ♪" "♪ AND AT THE JOURNEY´S END ♪" "♪ KNOW THE REASON WHY ♪" "♪ IF YOU TRULY WANT TO FLY ♪" "♪ DREAM HIGH ♪" "♪ THERE WAS NEVER A DOUBT IN MY HEART ♪" "♪ NEVER A DOUBT IN MY MIND ♪" "♪ THOUGH WE WERE MILES APART ♪" "♪ YOU WERE WITH ME ALL THE TIME ♪" "♪ THROUGH IT ALL, I ALWAYS HAD FAITH ♪" "♪ ALWAYS BELIEVED THAT SOME DAY ♪" "♪ IF I´D BE PATIENT AND WAIT ♪" "♪ I WAS SURE THAT I´D FIND ♪" "♪ THIS ROAD I´M TRAVELING DOWN ♪" "♪ WILL LEAD TO YOU SOMEHOW ♪" "♪ I MADE A PROMISE TO MYSELF ♪" "♪ AND A PROMISE TO YOU ♪" "♪ I MADE A PROMISE TO MYSELF ♪" "♪ THAT I´D MAKE IT COME TRUE ♪" "♪ OH, I DIDN´T KNOW JUST WHERE OR WHEN ♪" "♪ I ONLY KNEW HOW IT WOULD END ♪" "♪ I MADE A PROMISE ♪" "♪ WE´D BE TOGETHER ♪" "♪ AGAIN ♪" "♪ THERE WERE TIMES I FELT SO ALONE ♪" "♪ FELT THAT I COULDN´T GO ON ♪" "♪ BUT THOSE SWEET MEMORIES OF YOU ♪" "♪ AND ALL THAT WE KNEW ♪" "♪ KEPT ME GOING ♪" "♪ HELPED TO MAKE ME STRONG ♪" "♪ I MADE A PROMISE TO MYSELF ♪" "♪ AND A PROMISE TO YOU ♪" "♪ I MADE A PROMISE TO MYSELF ♪" "♪ GONNA MAKE IT COME TRUE ♪" "♪ OH, I DIDN´T KNOW JUST WHERE OR WHEN ♪" "♪ I ONLY KNEW THAT IN THE END ♪" "♪ I MADE A PROMISE ♪" "♪ WE´D BE TOGETHER ♪" "♪ SOMETIMES THE ROAD ♪" "♪ THAT TWISTS AND TURNS AND WINDS AND BENDS ♪" "♪ IN THE END ♪" "♪ IS THE ROAD THAT LEADS YOU HOME ♪" "♪ YOU´RE NOT OUT THERE ON YOUR OWN ♪" "♪ I MADE A PROMISE TO MYSELF ♪" "♪ AND A PROMISE TO YOU ♪" "♪ I MADE A PROMISE TO MYSELF ♪" "♪ AND WE MADE IT COME TRUE ♪" "♪ I DIDN´T KNOW JUST WHERE OR WHEN ♪" "♪ I ONLY KNEW HOW IT WOULD END ♪" "♪ I MADE A PROMISE ♪" "♪ AND NOW I´M WITH YOU ♪" "♪ I MADE A PROMISE ♪" "♪ OH, HOW I MISSED YOU ♪" "♪ NOW WE´LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER ♪" "♪ AGAIN ♪" "♪ MMM ♪" "♪ OOH ♪" "♪ AGAIN ♪"