"[video game music]" "♪ [giggling and chatter]" " ♪ I'm washing my face ♪" "♪ 'Cause it makes me feel so beautiful ♪" " Hey, look." "I'm at a floss for words." "[laughs]" " I brush my hair exactly 50 times a night to keep it beautiful." "34, 35, 36." " Hey, Leni, how old was that boy that asked you out?" " 16." "17, 18." " Hey, I had the toothpaste first." " No, I did." " Keep your spooky hands off it." "[upbeat music]" "♪" " I'll take that." " Hey, learn to share." " Space, the final frontier." "As you might imagine, with ten sisters, space is limited." "[laughter]" "Everywhere you go, you've got to deal with the crowds." "But being the only boy in the family comes with a perk." "You hear that?" "Me neither." "While my sisters all have to share bedrooms, I get my own." "Sure, it's just a converted linen closet, but it's my own space, my own little oasis in the sands of the Loud house, and I wouldn't give it up for the world." "[thud]" " You're always Miss Gloom and Doom." "Like, would it kill you to smile once in a while?" " It would." " What's going on?" " Lucy and Lynn are going at it again." " I'd make a joke about fighting, but I can't think of a good punch line." "[laughs] Get it?" "Get it?" " Human subjects seem to be proving Charles Darwin correct." " I can't bear to watch." " I mean, really?" " That's better." " I'd hate to get in the middle of this one." " I totally agree." " Sharing a room with you." " I mean, really" " Another perk to having my own room?" "I don't have to get involved." "[knocking] [sighs]" "Hey, Lynn, what's up?" " There's no way I'm staying in the same room with the Duchess of Darkness." "Can I bunk in your bedroom tonight?" " Uh, I'd say yes, but it's not really a bedroom, per se." "There's barely enough space for me--tiny, small, cramped." " Ugh, I guess I'll just go sleep in the bathtub." " That's a great idea." "Problem solved." "Good night." "Ahh." "[sighs]" "All right, you can stay but just for one night." " Thanks, Lincoln!" " Ah!" " Two for flinching." "[laughs]" " It's just for one night." "What's the worst that could happen?" "Okay, we'll have to establish a few ground rules." "One, keep your hands off my... stuff." "As I was saying" " Pew, pew, pew." " Let's just set this down." "Careful." "Please, don't." "Bunbun!" "[Bunbun squeaks]" "You okay?" "Did the mean girl hurt you?" " You know, I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room." "No soccer balls, no footballs, no baseballs, no balls." "Good thing I brought my own." " [yawns] Would you look at the time?" "Let's just turn in and get this night over with." " What do you mean?" "It's still early, and you have a fun new roommate." " Yeah" " Lucha Libre." " I can't see anything." " It's Lunatic Lynn off the third turnbuckle." " What?" "What?" "I can't hear anything either." "[festive Latin music] [grunting] [groans]" " One, two, three, you're out." "Yeah, Lunatic Lynn is el campeón del mundo." " Can we just go to sleep?" "There's less pain involved." " Not when you're a sleep fighter like me." " Ah!" " Two for flinching." "[laughs]" " [sighs] [door opens] [dull thud]" "[dull thud]" " What are you doing?" " What?" "It helps me fall asleep." " Well, it doesn't help me." "Can you knock it off?" " [farts]" " Ugh, Lynn!" " Dutch oven!" "[laughing]" " [gasping]" " Good night, Lincoln." " Good night." " [snoring]" "[bird chirps]" " [screams] - [gasps]" "Lincoln, what are you doing?" " Getting my room back." " Morning, Linc." "Wet's up?" "[laughs]" " Mmm, what a great night's sleep." "You look terrible." " Thank you for staying..." " Hey." " At Chateau Lincoln, where we have a one-night maximum stay." "Thank you." " What are you doing here?" " What am I doing here?" "[crashing]" " Get out." " What do you mean, get out?" "Fine, I'll just stay in Lincoln's room again." "He's a way cooler roomie, anyway." " But" "Lucy, please make up with Lynn." " I'd rather wear pink." " But-- [sighs]" "What do I do, Clyde?" "I can't just kick her out." "She is my sister, but she's invaded my space." " Can you blame her for staying, Lincoln?" "You're just too good a roommate." " But what if I was a bad roommate?" "I've got a plan." " Wait, but we still have school." " Right, I'll just execute my plan after school." " Lincoln?" " Hey, Lynn, want to hear my new poem?" "It's called "Space."" "Space: deep, black, endless, like my heart." "Space, mine invaded, torn apart." "This is the real me, Lynn." "I can understand if you don't want to be my roommate anymore." " Oh." "[laughing]" "Oh, that is the best impression of Lucy ever." "You are so funny, roomie." " [coughs] - [laughs] [snoring]" " Campeón del mundo, Loco Lincoln!" " [screams]" " One, two, three, you're out!" "Yeah!" "Rah!" "Whoo!" " Hey, that's cheating." "I like the way you think." "[laughs] - [sighs]" " [snoring]" " [farts]" "Dutch oven!" " [screams] - [laughs]" " That is it." "You really are the best roommate ever." "I'm moving in permanently." "[snoring] [water running] [screams]" "[dull thudding]" " Sigh." " Good morning, Lucy." " Ball?" "What ball?" " [gasps]" "Oh." " Good morning, Lynn." " [gasps] Book of Lucy's poems?" "What book of Lucy's poems?" " I know they miss each other." "I just need to figure out a way to get them to make up." " Nothing brings two opposites together like a nice dinner." "Good food, good conversation, romance is in the air." " Romance?" " Huh?" "Oh, I was just daydreaming about a date with your sister Lori." "What were you saying?" " That's a great idea, though, minus the romance." "They'll be so caught up in dinner that they'll forget all about the fight, make up, and I'll get my room back." "Time to execute my plan." "After school, right." "[mischievous music]" "♪" "[lounge music] [crickets chirping]" " [coughs] both:" "I'm glad you finally want to apologize to me." "What?" "Me apologize to you?" "You're here to apologize to me." " What?" " You are absolutely crazy." " Are you crazy?" "Absolutely not!" " I don't understand why you think this is my fault." " I mean, really." " You are absolutely wrong." " Just respect the space." " Yikes, I'd sure hate to get in the middle of that." " Yeah, but sometimes you have to." " It's just ridiculous." " I'm not the one who started it." "You're the one who started it." " Please." " Don't even get me started." " Hold it!" "Guys, I made this dinner so that you two would make up." " You did this?" " Why?" " Because I realize that even though it must be tough to have to share a space all the time," "I know you miss each other, but you're just too stubborn to admit it." " I guess I do have trouble sleeping without a ball banging against the wall." " And I guess I do miss hearing you sigh heavily as you write your poems." " See?" "Now, you two make up, because if I have to spend one more night with Snore-zilla over here, I'm going to go insane." " Ha, nice throw." " You like that?" "[laughs]" " Ha." "Ha." "[menacing music]" " Uh-oh." "[laughter] [upbeat music]" " Welp, I'm outskies." " Yeah, it's way pasta our bedtime." "[all sigh] [both sigh]" " So I can move back in?" " Nothing would make me happier." " Two for flinching." "Dang, it never works on you." " I'm glad we made up, but there's no way we can sleep here tonight." "[ominous music] both:" "Lincoln?" " Space, the final frontier." "Sure, I'm lucky enough to have a room to call my own, but in the Loud house, we all know when we need to share... [both snoring]" "But just for one night." "Buenas noches."