"Dragonheart" "Episode 9 Dragon farts and sneaky Dad" "I never want to go back to Bagarmossen, since Dad was caught shoplifting there." "I'm going to stay with Grandma and Grandpa till I finish school." "When I've finished school I'll move to South America with Harry." "Grandpa:" "It smells of gas!" "Grandma:" "The neighbours have probably been eating fermented herring." "Grandpa:" "At night?" "Grandma:" "Yes, what do I know?" "Grandpa:" "Don't be ashamed!" "We've lived together..." "Grandma: ...far too long!" "I'll air the room and then we won't talk about it." "(a door opens)" "Dad:" "Hello!" "How's it going?" "Grandma:" "Well, okay." "They're sleeping now." "Grandma:" "They're in our bedroom." "I'm sorry, Nisse!" "It was the dumbest thing I've done in my whole life, to scare you like that." "I'm sorry for that... that I left you alone with Nodi." "Nisse..." "Nisse!" "Come on!" "Eat some breakfast." "Maybe I'll have to work off the debt." " At the police?" " No, I was only there a few hours." "I'm going to get community service as a punishment." "So you stole the food, and then you get a job?" "Jobs and Jobs." "I'll pay off my debt." "Your debt?" "How much have you taken?" "I've shop lifted sandwich fillings since Sara died." " Sandwich fillings ?" "!" " Sausage, ham, cheese, liver pâté." " Roland!" " Capers, peanut butter, olive oil." "But why?" "!" "My heart!" "I have to go and lie down." "What is this?" "Who's done this?" "Harry has eaten all the candy!" "Imagine if he has a stomach ache!" "Where is he?" "Shit, how it smells of Harry's farts!" "I don't want to go home, but we have to." "That's lucky, because I'm totally poisoned by the food here!" "(Harry farts)" "You ate all the candy!" "It's not food." " I'll probably explode soon!" " You get a stomach ache from too much candy." "Everybody knows that." "It's fortunate that I have you, Nisse, who is so worldly-wise." "(Harry farts)" " It's you who smells like sour herring!" " Mother, what did you give the kids?" " You can't eat so many like that!" " Sorry Grandma." "Out!" "Yuk!" "I really don't want to be here." "The whole of Bagarmossen is staring at us, because Dad is a crazy sandwich fillings thief." "He may not be able to cope without Mom." "If she only knew!" "Shit, here comes Saga and Rut!" "(fart sound)" "I'll never get a dragonheart." "Getting a dragonheart doesn't mean you'll never be sad again." "What does it mean then?" "Ta-daa!" "Rule number three:" "That you know that everything is always changing to something else." " Nothing is the same forever." " I'm ashamed of what Dad has done." "Hm..." "You have to give back the problem to Dad." "Now you're carrying his problem." "Ouch!" "Oh!" "I need noise." "Give me all the noise you have!" "(fart followed by snoring)" "For real?" "!" " We're going to eat pizza." "Are you coming?" " No." " How's the stomach?" " Fine." "Nodi!" " Have you eaten anything?" " No." "I brought pizza." " It smells like sour herring in your room." " Mm." "School starts tomorrow again." "I know you got the lizard from Mom." " But it can't crawl around here." " He doesn't." "Can you help me to find the lizard?" "I bought broccoli and lettuce." "He's in the drum." " In the drum?" " Yes, he lives there." "Dad may give you broccoli today." "He thinks you're starving to death." "(Harry farts)" " Can you resist farting in school?" " Maybe not." "(knock on the door)" "I was just checking that you hadn't overslept." "You can eat a bowl of yogurt." "It soothes the stomach." " Does it?" " Yes." "Urgh..." "What's the sour soup I get?" " Yogurt." "It's good for the stomach." " Really?" "I'm skeptical." "No, ugh, so weird!" "I couldn't understand anything in physical science." "And then in chemistry..." " Hi, I phoned you!" "Have you been away?" " With Grandma and Grandpa." "All Christmas?" "How was it in Turkey?" " Shall we rehearse after school?" " Sure." "They know." "I see it in them." ""Poor Nisse." "His dad is a thief and his mom is dead."" "Everything always passes." "Everything always passes." "Everything always passes into something else." " How nice to finish so early!" " Yes, every school day should be like this." "Two hours of school, awesome!" "But when are we going to rehearse?" " I have to eat first." " Me too." "We can see you in an hour." "See you soon." "Nisse, there's your dad." "Where's he going?" "He's probably getting Nodi." "But not this early." " Isn't the preschool that way?" " Yes." "See you later." "[Veterinary clinic]" "Subtitles by Squashy Hat faxeholm( 2017)"