"[Ringtone]" "Mitchell." "Hey, Jack." "It's really late." "I know." "I'm sorry." "I need..." "I need help." "Are you OK?" "No, I'm fine." "I'm just..." "I'm extremely drunk." "Oh yeah?" "You remember that time at Frank's with the jungle juice?" "This kind of drunk taught that kind of drunk how to ride bikes." "So I'm at this party and everybody went to sleep." "And now I'm just..." "I was wondering if you could..." "Mitchell?" "Yeah." "I lost you for a minute." "Can you come pick me up?" "Where are you?" "Don't worry." "I'm not at Oona's or anything." "Where are you?" "I'm at Oona's." "I'm in the bathtub." "She had this big party and it was really fun but then everybody went to sleep but I'm still awake and I'm really drunk and I think I lost one of my shoes." "I mean..." "I guess I know I lost it because I don't know where it is." "One of my shoes is on my foot but the other one is somewhere else." "And I think it's probably really lonely." "Jack..." "Yeah, let me just get dressed, alright?" "Just a minute." "Hi." "Hi." "Is Oona...?" "Who is it?" "You two know each other." "Yup." "Wow." "He actually called you." "Yeah." "My name's Russell." "Don't." "Can I...?" "Fun party?" "You painted." "Nope." "How are your roommates?" "Neither of them says hello." "Is he your...?" "Don't." "Don't even." "I'm not gonna fuck him, okay?" "Not unless he asks." "I'm going to get Mitchell's cardigan, and then you should leave." "Hey, Drunky Brewster." "I'm trying to send a text, but it won't send the text and I don't know why." "How're you feeling?" "Pretty fucking drunk." "Hey." "Hey, bitch." "Hey, bitch!" "You made it." "You missed the party." "I only got invited to this end of the party." "What took you so long?" "You live like three blocks away." "I had to move." "I couldn't..." "I had to move." "Shit." "I'm sorry." "We should get out of here." "I'm not gonna be sick, okay?" "I'm just gonna take my time." "And it might take all night, but that's the price you pay for me not being sick, alright?" "You know what, I need a minute." "I just need a minute." "Come on." "What?" "Ugh." "Be less drunk now, okay?" "You got it!" "Found it!" "Hey girl." "Don't get cute with me." "Ooh." "You called me cute, though." "That's a point for Mitchell." "Door for Mitchell." "Shoe for Mitchell." "Mitchell only has one shoe." "Here." "I brought you this." "Put it on in the hall." "This fucking guy!" "Brought me a shoe." "Tell Russell goodnight, and tell him I'm sorry I drank all of his good rum." "I think he's really nice." "He's really cute." "Hey." "Hey...?" "Do you ever... see him?" "Mitchell?" "No." "Not Mitchell." "Drew?" "Everyone calls him Andy now." "Is he... how is he?" "He seems happy." "We don't talk." "Well, thanks." "I mean, fuck you, still, but... whatever." "Right." "Whatever." "Goodnight." "What was that about?" "I'll tell you when you're older." "Come to bed." "Fresh air feels good." "I'm cold." "It's chilly." "The subway is like four blocks east." "Are you kidding?" "I called a car." "That's really nice of you." "Not that nice." "You're paying for it." "Whatever." "Do you want to hold hands?" "My hands are cold." "No." "Oh." "Well." "Look at you." "I'm sorry, I'm really drunk." "Don't worry about it." "Your hair looks better." "Thanks." "No, I mean it, your hair really looks a lot better." "I didn't used to like it that much, but it looks better now, I think." "You did something to it and it looks..." "Oh, thank God." "...like you're trying a little bit now and I thought..." "Thank you." "I need my key." "Fuck." "I got it." "I thought you gave that back." "You never asked." "You said you reset the code." "I forgot how, or I didn't want to... or I'm lazy or something." "Just..." "Come on." "I'm just gonna..." "I'm going to bed forever." "Drink up." "[Mitchell groans]" "Mitchell." "More?" "No." "Thank you." "I'm just gonna wake up drunk in three hours anyway." "It feels like I'm made of sandpaper." "Okay." "I should probably " "Hey." "Hey." "Are you okay?" "Am I okay?" "Yes, are you okay?" "More or less." "I'm getting there." "It's late." "If you want to... stay." "Or - you could stay." "I should go." "Yeah." "Jack?" "Yeah?" "Thanks." "No problem." "I mean, never again, please, but." "You're welcome." "Goodnight." "Hey." "Mister." "Sorry about that."