"[ Stretching sound ]" "?" "[ Chorus chanting in latin ]" "Welcome to your worst nightmare." "[ Chuckling ] you are about to make the ultimate sacrifice;" "The supreme test of immortality;" "A rope-- [ Recording warbling, indistinct ]" "Now-- [ High-Pitched ] now !" "[ Whispering ] look out !" "Look out !" "[ Garbled voice continues ] uh-Oh." "[ In normal voice ] uh, the supreme sacrifice..." "[ Man ] cut !" "Will take place" "Stop." "Time out." "I'd rather hang than listen to this again, you know ?" "Come on." "I mean, this isn't a frat house." "It's a halfway house for morons." "The spooky costumes and the phony hangings" " Guys, gimme a break." " Silence, pledge." "The emma dipsa phi initiation has just begun." "Oh, i get it." "You're trying to bore us to dea" " They're trying to bore us to death." "It's working." " Oh, yeah." "I asked you guys to be careful with my clothes." "Now, who wrinkled my shirt ?" " [ Chattering ] - [ Muffled ] it wasn't me !" "We've misjudged you two." "You're obviously not dipsa phi material." "No." "You know, i think it's keith and i who seem to be mistaken here." "Am i right ?" "Oh, yeah." "Fooled completely." "We were under the impression that this wasthehouse on campus !" "But if you're the kind of organization..." "That'll take any dickhead who will jump off a stool with a noose around his neck" "Guys !" "Obviously, you don't see the advantages of your position." "What advantages ?" "You have something we want." "Plus, your accommodations, cable television, accommodations." "Cable !" "Continental cuisine-- Food." "Instead of making us go through these stupid, immature" " What's the word i'm looking for ?" "Asinine." "Asinine tests" " Which we find incredibly boring" "Wouldn't it be much more to your advantage..." "To take this situation..." "And get something for yourselves ?" "[ Laughing ] y-Yes !" "You got a big party tonight, right ?" "And for this party, you're definitely gonna need party" "Stuff." "Booze." "Tunes." "Stuff." "You're gonna need booze, tunes, entertainment." "Booze is easy." "We provide it." "Anything at all." "Anything you need, and we're in." " Anything ?" " Excuse us." "One second." "Come here." "Listen, a.J. I'm really excited about the way this is going." "I'm a little concerned with this "anything" part." "Couldn't you have said, "a thing," or "something" ?" "Keith, keith, keith !" "Relax, will ya ?" "These guys are operating on empty." "I'll take care of this." "Trust me." "A stripper." "And by tonight." "This is great." "I can't wait to see you get us out of this one." "After all these years, you don't trust me ?" "The truth ?" "No, lie to me." "Yeah." "I trust ya." "Yeah." "Yeah, just one number." "That's it." "I know you're a dancer, professionally-Trained," "And i wa-- I was just thinking..." "How interesting it would be to do it with your clothes off." "[ Dial tone ]" "You're doing well, you know that ?" " Bear with me here." "[ Dialing phone ]" "Hey, sandy." "How are ya doin' ?" "Yeah, this is a.J." "Oh, so you heard ?" "It'll only take five minutes." "Come on." "I'd do it for you." "[ Line clicks, dial tone ]" "[ Receiver banging ] field trip." " We'll hire ourselves a pro." " Great !" "Call me when you get back." "How much money have you got ?" "A.J., they're not worth it." "They ?" "I could care less about those wimps." "It's their frat house." "What a place to operate from !" "Aw, come on." "You're givin' me a headache." "We're 200 miles from civilization." "We got no money..." "And no way to get there-- Tell me the dipsa phi house is worth this aggravation." "I got 82 bucks." "Right." "Together, we total 168." "That and a little charm..." "Should get us a stripper and one deadly number." "Now all we need are some wheels." "[ Sighs ]" "[ Together ] duncan." "Duncan spriggs unleashes a monstrous drive, right down the center of the fairway." "It's a beauty." "Once again, an amazing performance..." "By" " Hi there." "You have a car, right ?" "Uh, i have-- Listen, i'll pay for the damages." "I shouldn't have parked there anyway, i know that." "[ Chuckles uncomfortably ]" "What car was it anyway ?" "No, no, you see ?" "Weneed a car." "Yeah, we're taking a little trip, and we'd like to work out a deal..." "For some transportation." "Oh !" "[ Buzzer sounding ]" "Hey, guys !" "Guys, hey, where are you goin' ?" "Hey, i ordered some pizza !" "[ Man ] i'm a vegetarian." "Hey, wait just a-- I'm buying !" "Your russian lit essay." "Oh, great." "Uh, listen, uh" "Anytime you want to catch a movie, you just give me a buzz, all right ?" "Just give me a buzz !" "[ Man ] buzz this, huh ?" "[ Laughs ] it'll be a pleasure helping you guys out." "Can i call you "guys" ?" "Great. [ Chuckles ]" "Aw, come on." "Sit down." "Relax." "Kick back, dudes." "You know, i mostly get your basic dorks hanging around here." "They seem to gravitate towards me." "I don't know why !" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm surprised." "I haven't seen you two up here..." "At dunc's place before." "[ Chuckles ]" "This place is usually swinging." "You ought to pop up sometime." "Come on, fellas." "Eat." "Mangia', mangia'." "Eat." "So." "Takin' a trip, huh ?" "Need a rod, huh ?" "You're in luck." "One left." "Now, normally i charge the average shmo-- Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Charge ?" "Yeah, we were thinking something more along the lines..." "Of a favor, to be returned." "Of course." "That's new." "[ Stammers ] i like that !" "One hand washes the other, right ?" "Right !" "Yeah !" "Now, if there's anything-- If there wassomething that we could do for you." "I already know." "Be my friends." "Take me with you." "Oh-- [ Both speaking together ]" "All right." "For a week." "Take me with you and be my friends for a week." " [ Both hemming and hawing ]" " All right !" "Take me with you and just pretend to be my friends for a week." "This is fantastic !" "Hey, guys, i'm psyched." "Let's party." "Hey, where are we going ?" "Ah, doesn't matter." "What counts is that you're my buddies." "For a week." "?" "[ Imitating instrumental rock 'n' roll ]" "[ A.J., keith ] ?" "You think i'm cute ?" "?" "A little bit shy ?" "Uh-- ?" "Doctor, doctor give me the news ?" "?" "I got a bad case of lovin' you ?" "?" "No pills ?" "[ Together ] ?" "Shake my fills ?" "?" "[ Continue ] "tallywhackers." "G-Spot." Hey, guys ! "Boob-O-Rama !"" "Hey, "strip search." ?" "I got it bad ?" ""Meat rack." "Lido lounge !"" "Let me have this." "Hey !" "This is the one, right here." "I can feel it." ""The after dark club." "Hottest acts anywhere."" "Guys, it sounds classy." "Think we should have called for reservations ?" "I'm ready." "[ A.J. ] Weareready." "[ Laughs ]" "[ Peddler hawking, indistinct ]" "Twelve for a dollar-Fifty." "Socks, six for a dollar." "Twelve for a dollar-Fifty." "Socks !" "A.J. Watch-- Whoa !" "[ Keith screaming, tires squealing ]" "[ Tires squeaking, radio stations being tuned ]" "[ Radio voices chattering ] [ duncan ] guys !" "[ Motor running, wind whistling ]" "Uh, you get the feeling we're not in kansas anymore ?" "[ Slamming ]" "Well, the guy says it's just down the street." "But the ad says that the club won't open until after dark." "Don't know what the hell that means." "Well, it's dark." "Yeah, but is it "after dark" ?" "No, but i definitely think it's dark." "But it might have just turned dark." "How are you supposed to know the exact moment it's dark ?" "If we knew that," "We'd wait a few seconds, and it would be "after dark," right ?" "So when's that ?" "I don't know." "[ Keith ] but you know what i'm saying." ""After dark" could mean morning." "Am i making sense ?" "No." "Um, hurry it up." "It's closing time." "Okay." "Yo, dunc !" "Hey, let's go !" "I'm going as fast as i can." "I just closed." "You just opened." "Again." "Coffees." "Six cups." "To go." "[ Liquid pouring ]" " Don't do that." " Shh." "I'm not kidding." "[ Choking, spitting ]" "Branch." "Snow !" "[ Coughing ] a.J., help me." "[ Sniffs ] nope." "You see something funny ?" "I think this is serious." "A.J., i live, you die." "I think i'm gonna let maven there cut one of your balls off." "[ Clicking ]" "Uh, whoo-Ee." "Looks like it'll be..." "Another hour or so on these toilets." "These pipes are tough." "So, if you 'scuse me, i'll get back to work." "[ Toilet flushing ]" "[ A.J. ] Yeah, i definitely think it's after dark now." "Snow." "I'm a.J." "Come on." "All this over three lousy teeth ?" "Who spoke to you ?" "Uh-Oh." "[ Screams ] no-O !" " [ Groans ] -[ Woman ] stop !" "Drop the knife, snowflake, or you'll be picking these up off the floor." "[ Grunts ] [ screams ]" "?" "Volare ?" "?" "Oh-Oh, oh-Oh ?" "Hey, duncan." "If you've finished with those toilet seats-- ?" "Cantare ?" "?" "Whoa-Ho, ho-Ho ?" "[ Women ] ?" "Oh-Oh, oh-Oh, oh-Oh ?" "Lucky they didn't try the bathrooms." "I was ready." "What i would have done to them-  [ Imitating terror ] - [ Screaming ]" "?" "We can sing in the glow of a star that i know of ?" "?" "Where lovers enjoy peace of mind ?" "?" "Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind ?" "[ Girl chorus ] ?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah all behind ?" "Hey, messin' with my buddies, huh ?" "Wham." "Right in thetzhatzhkehs." "Hey, one guy takes on the three of us." "[ Chuckles ]" "Hey !" "Maybe we ought to wait and see if you want to go another round !" "How about that, bernie, huh ?" "What's" "Dunc, they ordered six coffees." "Okay, so it's not caesar's palace." "[ Sighs ] let's get this over with quick." "?" "I'm in the mood for love ?" "?" "Simply because they're naked ?" "Guys, i'm on a roll tonight." "And when that happens," "I attract women like flies." "[ Chuckles suavely ]" "Even." "[ Whispers ] shit." "?" "Only because they're naked ?" "I'll see you in a few." "Uh-Huh." "?" "I'm in the mood for love ?" "Hey" " Wait a minute." "Wait a" " Wh" " Where" "I thought-- We gotta be gettin' back soon." "A.J.'S gonna take care of everything, okay ?" "Wait a minute." "This isn't fair !" "We come out here, and i don't even get a chance to watch ?" "I should have a say in the selection." "You can interview her in the car." "Uh-Uh." "No way." "One for all, and all inside, i say." "Ta-Ta !" "Duncan, don't do that." "Six coffees." "?" "I'm in the mood for love ?" "[ Lock rattling ]" "?" "Simply because they're naked ?" "?" "[ Rock drums ]" "?" "[ Guitar ]" "How are ya doin', boys ?" "Could i see your i.D. ?" "Good." "Good enough !" "Perfect." "Go ahead." "[ Male singer ] ?" "See him talkin' to a lady ?" "Bar or table ?" "Ringside." "[ Clears throat ]" "?" "[ Continues, indistinct ] thank you." "Sir." "?" "You remember when he said ?" "?" "You're the only girl i need ?" "?" "And now the words they sting and the harm they bring ?" "?" "[ Continues, indistinct ]" "[ Chorus ] ?" "This just is like a knife right in the back ?" "Oi, vai." "?" "Now that you were caught ?" "?" "In a jealous trap ?" "?" "These words are ringin' right through the dark ?" "?" "Of your suspicious mind and jealous heart ?" "?" "Lipstick on his collar ?" "?" "Perfume in his hand ?" " [ Chuckling ] hey, blondie." "?" "And when he came home last night ?" "?" "He was sneakin' up the stairs ?" "?" "'Cause he's the only boy ?" "?" "Your body wants to know ?" "Hit 'em." "?" "And is it worth the pain to hide the shame ?" "?" "Or better to let her go ?" "[ Chorus ] ?" "This just is like a knife right in the back ?" "?" "Now that you are caught in a jealous trap ?" "Over here." "?" "These words are ringin' right through the dark ?" "?" "Of your suspicious mind and jealous heart ?" "?" "These words are ringin' right through the dark ?" "?" "Of your suspicious mind and jealous heart ?" "?" "Whoa ?" "[ No audible dialogue ]" "?" "[ Guitar ]" "You don't remember me, do you ?" "[ Giggles ] it has been a long time, but i remember you." "I'm "amaretto"-- [ Whispers ] not really" "And i will be your waitress for this evening, guys." "So, what can i get for ya, huh ?" "I would like a slow, comfortable screw." "A beer." "And one for my buddy..." "For a week." "I know i gotta get it fixed." "It drives me crazy." "Drivesyoucrazy ?" "You don't remember that ?" "I'm gonna remember that for the rest of my life." "[ Male singer ] ?" "Ooh, ooh-Ooh ?" "?" "[ Continues, indistinct ]" "[ Man ] good !" "Builder of major erections, our construction engineer," "Hard-Hatted hannah !" "Come on." "Let's hear it." "You have any friends that wanna rememberme?" "Nah, i didn't think so." "[ Softly ] gentlemen." "I give you..." "katrina." "?" "[ Drum machine, rock ]" "[ Man ] ?" "Hey ?" "?" "Hey, hey ?" "?" "[ Drums, synthesizer continue ]" "?" "[ Voices, indistinct ]" "Wait till those wimps at dipsa phi see this." "?" "[ Fades ]" "[ Complete silence ]" "[ Man ] i loved it !" "Yeah !" "[ Mouthing words ]" "[ Man ] what was it ?" "[ Man #2 ] whatever it was, i love it !" " She" " She's ju" "[ Men continue chattering ]" "Yes !" "He scores !" "[ Imitates crowd cheering ]" "[ A.J. ] I love the show, girls." "It's brilliant." "Very tastefully done." "Come on !" "[ Men yelling approval ]" "[ Emcee on p.A. ] All right, gentlemen." "You're in for a treat." "She melts in your mouth, she melts in your hands:" "Sweet, sweet candi." "Hello ?" "Hello ?" "[ Tapping on glass ]" "[ Gasps ]" "Katrina." "You scared me." "Uh, nice hair !" "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Exhales ] yeah." "I, uh" "I caught your act out there." "Ooh !" "Some show." "[ Inhales deeply ] very... new." "Very... now." "Uh-- [ Clears throat ]" "Anyway, i was wonderin' maybe later tonight," "If you're interested in doing a little encore performance" "For a much more appreciative audience." "I could definitely make it worth your while." "Yes, i could." "And i'd be willing to pay you top dollar." "'Cause i can see that you're a professional." "And i like working with professionals." "[ Breathing heavily ] and i likeyou." "I can see you like me too." "Whoa." "Wow." "[ Panting, sighing deeply ]" "Ooh." "[ Chuckles ]" "Allow me." "Oh !" "Oh." "[ Moaning ]" "[ Grunting ] like to play rough, huh ?" "[ Nibbling, licking ]" "[ Grunting ]" " [ Screaming ] - [ Screaming ]" "[ Growling ] [ groaning ]" "[ Growling continues ]" "[ Screaming, laughing ]" "[ Applauding ]" "I'll be back." "[ Applause dwindles ]" "[ Faucet running ]" "[ Urinal flushing ]" "[ Men chattering ]" "[ Emcee ] anybody want to claim this lush ?" "I'm trying to run a respectable joint here, gentlemen." "Going once." "Twice." "[ Man ] keep him." "He's alone." "Clean this mess up." "[ Man ] hey, it's show time." "What's happenin' here ?" "I wanna see a girl up there !" "And now:" "she's not much upstairs," "But what a staircase !" "Gentlemen, the fabulous dominique !" "[ Crunching ] come here." "Class." "[ Crunching ]" "Shit !" "That's it." "We're out of here." "Oh, excuse me." "Could you go backstage..." "And tell my friend that his buddy is waiting ?" "It's time to go now." "[ Chuckles ] i see no friends." "Uh, yeah, yeah." "You took him backstage." "Uh, he's tall, dark-Haired." "Gray jacket on." "I take no one back." "I-- [ Clears throat ] excuse me." "Aren't we fickle ?" "[ Sighs ] did you ever have one of those nights ?" "There's a problem." "He was not alone." "He has a friend." "He's downstairs talking with the new girl." "I think there's another one of them." "That's it." "One number to get into a frat." "Except now i don't care." "All i wanna do is find a.J. And get back" "A.J. ?" "Not mr." "Dynamite !" "You guys still hangin' out ?" "I knew it, yep." "Come on." "I'll bet you he'll remember me." "Hey, you see a guy come back here ?" "Welcome to bow-Wow city." "Hey, you guys see a guy come back here ?" "Tall, good-Looking" "You see a guy come back here ?" "No guy came back here." "No guy came back ?" "No, he came back." "One of the girls brought him." "Her." "You !" "I remember now." "So sorry." "Your friend wanted to see katrina." "I tell him no one see katrina." "He didn't have much of a chance with her." "Katrina owns this dive, sweetheart." "After that-- Are you saying that you didn't see what happened ?" "Wait !" "Where's candi ?" "She's half-Shift tonight." "Mm-Hmm." "I'm afraid a.J. Has decided to hold auditions." "No, he wouldn't just leave." "Not even with a girl who will melt in your mouth and in your hands ?" "Yeah, he'd leave." "I'm gonna kick his-- But wait !" "W-What a coincidence." "It's time for my break," "And i have to go over by the hotel and pick up a change of tops." "Some of the girls stay there." "I bet if we hurry, we can catch a.J." "I'll meet you at the side entrance in two minutes, okay ?" "Excuse you !" "You wanna find a.J., right ?" "[ Stammering ] right." "Well, then go !" "[ Emcee ] she'll use you, she'll abuse you." "She'll whip you guys into shape." "Cimmarron !" "[ Whip cracking ] ?" "And the meaning of love ?" "?" "And the meaning of love ?" "?" "And the meaning of love and the meaning of love ?" "[ Whip cracking ]" "?" "[ Continues, indistinct ]" "[ Banging ]" "[ Gears grinding ]" "[ Engine shutting off ]" "[ Door closing ] - [ Mumbling ]" "Don't !" "Aren't we jumpy tonight ?" "[ Gears grinding ]" "This is really weird." "It's like a reunion or something." "Yeah, i wish i knew with who." "When the time is right, i promise i'll tell you." "He's on his way." "Don't screw up." "You got it ?" "All right." "Okay, you're dying to ask me." "What ?" "Why i strip." "No, i wasn't." "I wasn't going to ask you." "Yes, you are." "Why not ?" "It's none of my business." "It's nothing to be ashamed of, really." "It's natural curiosity." "The club's not a permanent stop, if that's what you think." "I mean, it's easy to get, it's loose, i can express myself" "And that is really important, because i'm still trying to find my purpose in life." "Know what i mean ?" "God knows i've looked." "Tried the acting thing for a while-- What a trip." "I was onthe love connection." "I got picked !" "Oh, god." "That's so sad." "Little girl, where's your mommy ?" "Parents like that should be shot." "You screwed up." "You're sushi, baby." "He was so beautiful." "I was sure you would like him." "You knew the rules." "She knows the rules !" "Only the transients, the loners, the strays." "The ones that can't be traced !" "He said he was alone, that he was just passing through." "He fit the profile." "Ha !" "He was a gift." "Nice gift." "I'm gonna have to kill 'em both." "Don't worry." "I'll take care of it." "You're not gonna punish her ?" "If it were me" "Look, if i had some power-- All right !" "[ Snarling ]" "All right." "If we had just moved the whole operation to vegas, like i suggested" "Thank you." "I am loyal to you forever." " I will be more care-- - [ Screaming ]" "Well, i..." "Guess vegas is out." "[ Laughing ]" "[ Clears throat ] ex-Cuse me." "[ Grumbling ] twenty dollars a half hour." "I'm from the club, remember ?" "I checked in this afternoon ?" "I'd like the key to 1311, please." "[ Giggles ]" "Thank you !" "Oh, could you please ring candi ?" "You know, the redhead ?" "[ Switchboard phone buzzing ]" "Ah." "It's busy." "But you can go up if you like." "Room 1309." "[ Footsteps receding ]" "[ Elevator bell dings ]" "[ Gasps ] ?" "[ Muzak ]" "Thirteen, please." "?" "[ Humming ]" "[ Restraining laughter ]" "] [ Both giggling ] ?" "[ Continues humming" "[ Bell dinging ]" " Wait !" " [ Door sliding shut ]" "[ Clicking, no bell ringing ]" "[ Clicks ]" "[ Woman, screaming ]" "[ Man ] you're not the same woman." "You're sleepin' all day, you're up all night." "[ Woman ] i can do what i want !" "[ Voices fading ]" "[ Bell dinging, elevator doors opening ]" "?" "[ Muzak resumes ]" "[ Grunts ] jeez." "Uhh !" "[ Groaning, creaking noise ]" "[ Electric motor whirring ]" "[ Motor grinding to a stop ]" "[ Panting ] jesus christ." "Ah." "Fuck." "Jeez." "[ Door opens, closes ]" "[ Exasperated sigh ]" "We should heard something by now." "I don't like it." "If something goes wrong, that queen bitch is gonna chewmyass out." "Vlad, give it up." "There's nothin' goin' on between you and her anymore." "All you are to her is a quick fix." "[ Snarls ferociously ] hey, but what do i know ?" "Hey !" " There you are." "What happened ?" "They told me you left." "A.J. Did you find him ?" "No." "God, you look awful." "What happened to you ?" "The girl." "What did she say ?" "Well, it's weird." "I went to her apartment." "It was like no one lived there." "Empty." "Just some garment bags." "What are you so testy about ?" ""Testy" ?" "You want to know why i'm testy ?" "I'll tell you why i'm testy." "Today, i was nearly hung." "I got into a fight with a psychotic albino." "I met a human pincushion in the bathroom." "I ate a cockroach, my best friend disappears," "And then i'm nearly assassinated by a runaway elevator." "I've had a bad day." "All i want to do is find a.J. And get back to school." " Is that too much to ask ?" " Well, no." "But i don't see what the big hurry is." " He'll probably show up." " Listen." "Where else would a girl like..." "Candi take a.J. ?" "Uh-Huh." "You mean a girl like me, don't you ?" "Just go ahead and say it." "I was only trying to be helpful." "I thought it would be kind of nice if you and me spent some time" "[ Tearfully ] oh, screw it." "If you knew me a little better" "I don't know you at all !" "And that's another thing." "How comeiremember you..." "So well, and you" "Obviously our moment together wasn't as important to you as it was to me." "What moment ?" "Look" "Oh, look yourself !" "?" "[ Pop ] [ chattering ]" "I love you !" "No, i loveyou !" "Say, babe, what time do you get off ?" "2:30." "Can i watch ?" "[ Laughs raucously ]" "?" "[ Woman singing, indistinct ]" "All right !" "Anybody want to claim this lush ?" "Going once." "Going twice." "[ Car door closes ]" "We've been lookin' for ya !" "Hey, snowball." "How they hangin' ?" " Shit." " Come on !" "[ Tires screeching ]" "Hey, what's that ?" " Nothing." "[ Shouting, indistinct ]" "[ Searchers chattering ]" "[ Clattering ]" "[ Softer clattering ]" "Hello, baby !" "Gotcha now." "[ Manhole cover scraping ] - [ Chuckles evilly ]" "[ Man ] come on, boy." "Don't you want to join the party ?" "[ Woman laughing ]" "[ Laughing ] come on, boy !" "Come on !" "You better get used to it, scumbag." "All this for a fucking fraternity." "[ Taunting continues, indistinct ]" "Psst !" "Psst !" "Psst." "Psst." "[ Chuckling ]" "Well, now, where's your mama, little girl ?" "[ Chomping ] [ screaming ] fuck !" "[ Girl growling, man groaning ]" "[ Man screaming ]" "[ Man groaning ]" "Jeez." "[ Rat squeaking ]" "Uh, hey !" "I found my friend." "[ Maniacal laughing, rat squeaking ]" "[ Manhole cover sliding back on ]" "[ Grunts ] snow !" "There he is !" "Shit !" "[ Man ] hey !" "Over here !" "[ Car departing ]" "A.J. !" "[ Gasping ]" "[ Stammering ]" "Hey !" "Stop !" "Help !" "Wait !" "Stop !" "Wait a minute !" "[ Neon light buzzing ]" "Come on." "Emergency operator." "May i help you ?" "I'll take care of the cops." "I-I'll tell 'em a story, like i always do." "They won't follow up." "They don't care..." "What happens down here." "Have you given any more thought to my idea ?" "A club." "In vegas." "New blood ?" "[ Chuckling ] "new blood" ?" "See, they're all..." "tourists." "I-I hear that clubs are very hot right now in vegas." "We'll do very nicely." "All right, all right." "I'll do something." "Vlad !" "Bring the trash back in here." "This is a nasty habit." "Nasty." "[ Sucking, licking ]" "?" "[ Rock ] hey, bud." "Where ya been ?" "I've been making some progress." "The police." "Did they get here yet ?" "Jesus christ." "A.J.'S dead." "Stay here." "?" "Baby, now, roll on past my window ?" "[ Bathroom door opens, closes ]" "[ Stall door banging ]" "[ Footsteps ]" "[ Door banging ]" "[ Footsteps ]" " [ Knocking ]" " It's occupied." "There's somebody in" "Wh-Wha" "Relax, will you ?" "It was just a joke." "I thought you" "You asshole !" "You scared the shit out of me, you know that, huh ?" "Relax, will you ?" "Relax ?" "You were dead." "You were in a dumpster." "I thought that snowflake had killed you." "Hey, i was rolled." "Anyone could have an off night." "Off night ?" "We're out of here." "You." "There's some..." "uniformed gentlemen in the back to see you." "Look, i-I found my friend." "Yeah ?" "But he-- [ Sighs ]" "Well, helookeddead anyway." "He looks real dead to me." "It was in the garbage" "Your friend here apparently likes to flash his money around." "In this neighborhood, that makes him a meal ticket." "Hey, tell me about it." "Iama meal ticket." "I should know." "Look, i just-- No, you look." "Now my stomach's all upset, thanks to you and your dead friend here." "This is not a nice area, and i don't like coming to it," "So before i lock you up, i want all three of you out of here." "Go home." "I've been trying to do that for the past" "Now." "Officer, why don't i escort you out personally ?" "I know you like to catch the last act, am i right ?" "Hey, guys, if you don't mind, i'm going to catch the last act." "Okay." "We'll see you out there in a few minutes, buddy." "And i promise you'll never see us in this neighborhood again, officer." "[ Door closes ] i'm pissed at you." "Mmm." "They treat you real good here." "Looks like we can forget about the fraternity." "Why don't we just go back home, okay ?" "What's the rush ?" "A.J., gimme a break, will ya ?" "Would you calm my friend down here, please ?" "I've been telling him for years to relax." "I'm fine, i'm fine." "Let's just get out of here." "Please." "That's not fair." "Come on." "[ Hissing ]" " Wait !" " [ Growls ]" "[ Screaming ]" "I didn't think you had it in you." "Yeah." "Looks like you discovered the only way out of here, pal." "What the hell you talkin' about ?" "The club, everyone here, man, they're vampires." "Can't let you leave." "We got a problem here." "Yeah ?" "Why don't we go home ?" "We'll call a doctor or something." "[ Laughing ] you don't get it, do you ?" "Home is a million miles away from me now." "Home's another planet." "[ Groaning ]" "I'm a fuckin' zombie now !" "I mean, look at me." "Watch out, man !" "You wanna know how bad things are ?" "I love you, keith," "But all i can see right now is food," "And i'm starving." "You're carrying my next meal around with you in your veins." "They got me." "They got me real good." "Okay, why don't you take what you need for now ?" "You know, to get you through." "[ Laughing ] that's too much." "And you're so nice." "Do i look like a mosquito ?" "No." "I can't be trusted, buddy." "Will you look at my clothes ?" "They're ruined." "Do i look real bad ?" "You know, it's just like the movies." "[ Chuckles ] you can't see yourself." "There's no reflection." "It's weird." "?" "No pill's gonna cure my ills ?" "Jesus." "You're really gonna do it, aren't you ?" "You're gonna kill me." "A.J., do me a favor, huh ?" "For old time's sake ?" "Sure, buddy." "Anything." "Anything at all." "No." "Not anything." "Just one thing." "Make sure i don't come back like you, okay ?" "Hey, you think i like this ?" "Or them ?" "They're boring creeps." "They don't call 'em "walking dead" for nothing !" "Try talking to one of them sometime." "I am." "Come on, man." "Just take me out." "Just kill me." "I can't go on like this." "A.J., i-- Come on !" "Shit !" "You can't, can you ?" "Even though you know it works, you can't !" "It does work, you know." "The fire, the wooden stakes, the sunlight." "Got a list right here somewhere." "You're ready to die for me, aren't you ?" "You would 'cause you can't believe that i'm not me anymore," "That maybe there's something left, huh ?" "Jesus christ." "Maybe there is." "Nah." "[ Groaning ]" "Sorry, pal." "[ Groans ]" "Now get lost fast." "Go on !" "And remember, you can burn 'em or keep 'em from their coffins past sunrise." "I think you know the other one." "[ Groans ]" "[ Gasps ]" "?" "[ Vic ] last call, gentlemen." "Last call." "Hope you enjoyed the show." "Don't forget our single man's special:" "All you can drink for a dollar." "Come alone, you drink yourselves into another world." "[ Woman ] ?" "I know a lot about the world outside ?" "?" "It's not too safe so i usually hide ?" "Hey !" "We're leaving." "That's not fair." "I only had to promise her $50." "Now." "I'll explain later." "Guys !" "Excuse me, there seems to be a little problem with your bill." "When the place clears out, why don't you and me go in the back..." "And handle it personally ?" "Hey, call the police !" "These people, they're all vampires !" "Eat shit and bark at the moon." "That doesn't make 'em bad people." "Listen, a.J.'S dead." "Again ?" "Vampires !" "Vampires." "[ Laughing ]" "You don't think you're gonna get away with this, do you ?" "Of course." "You know how many people disappear off the face of the earth every year ?" "Not thousands." "Tens of thousands." "You're a statistic, kid." "Why us ?" "Why'd you pick on us ?" "It was a mistake." "Okay ?" "There was a little error there." "A little communication error." "I'm sorry." "We'll be missed." "They're gonna come looking for us." "Who ?" "Who'd you tell that you were comin' here ?" "Nobody tells anybody when they come to a joint like this." "Quite a racket, huh ?" "You see, i'm runnin' a central service here." "Waste disposal." "Oh, yeah." "Look around." "Look who comes here:" "The sickies, the degenerates, the forlorn, the lost," "The lowlifes, the fuckin' dregs of humanity wind up here," "And we take care of 'em." "It costs you nothing." "Yeah, just my best friend." "Hey, nobody's perfect, okay ?" "I do the best i can with what i got." "Your self-Pity makes me sick." "You know that ?" "Listen, kid, i used to own this club." "You know who worked here ?" "Louis prima." "Buddy greco." "Phil harris." "Class." "Wait a second." "Where are you going ?" "What are you trying to do, get outta here ?" "Why ?" "There's more of us out there." "Oh, yeah." "So where you goin' ?" "Here, there." "We're everywhere." "Can i ask you somethin' ?" "You ever been to vegas ?" "Hey, how about you buying me and my friends a last round ?" "Kind of a last request, like they do in vegas." "They do that in vegas ?" "Whoa." "That's classy." "Now, that's classy." "Sure." "Uh, excuse me." "Would you give this gentleman whatever he wants ?" "Give me a brandy." "Make it three." "Make 'em doubles." "[ Bottle clinks ]" "Triples." "Hell, leave the whole bottle when you're done." "I'm not drivin' anywhere." "Spill these all over the place." "Oops !" "Oh, i'm sorry." "Excuse me." "Duncan, have a drink." "To vegas." "Oh !" "[ Laughing ]" " [ Screaming ] - [ Hissing ]" "Whoa !" "Let me out of here !" "Come on !" "The trap door." "Okay, you win." "I'm gone." "[ Dings ]" "What the hell you doin' ?" "The bitch owed me money." "This way." "[ Louis prima ] ?" "Old black magic has me in its spell ?" "[ Vic ] i would loved to have seen vegas." "Once." "Just once." "?" "[ Jazz continues ]" "Ah..." "My first drink..." "in 75 years." "Vlad," "To the good ol' days." "?" "Aflame burning' desire ?" "?" "That only your kiss ?" "?" "Put out the fire ?" "[ Engine starting ]" "[ Tires screeching ]" " [ Engine revs ]" " Shit." "[ Tires screeching ]" "Guys ?" "[ Duncan groans ] how you doin' back there, dunc ?" "I'm hungry." "He's okay." "No." "I mean i'm starvin'." "Yeah, well, we'll order some pizza when we get back to school," "If that's okay with y" "[ Groaning ]" "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Screaming ]" "Guys !" "Guys !" "W-W-Wait, wait." "Move." "Looks like we're not the first ones to be midnight shopping." "It was already bent." "Find some bullets." "Will this help ?" "You got ammo with that ?" "You mean bullets ?" "No." "Hey, where'd you get that ?" "Get back." "I'm good with this, believe me." "Look." "No fangs." "Come on." " Who are you ?" " I-I-I, um" "Your name." "Tell me your real name." "Um, i, uh-- This isn't exactly the time i had in mind." "I thought maybe" "Did you actually think i could've been one of those ?" "I" " I" "No." "This way." "Yeah !" "We're saved !" "Thank god for mass transit." "Come on." "Last stop." "[ Cackling ] i don't believe this shit !" "Talk about timing." "Come on !" "What gang is this ?" "Wait." "Come on." "Help me." "Keith ?" "It's time." "What ?" "My name." "I'm allison." "I'm allison hicks." "Remember ?" "Seaside heights, summer vacation, fifth grade." "We were in sue leonard's basement." "We were playing spin the bottle, and i spun and it landed on moose," "And you kinda pushed the bottle and i didn't have to kiss him." "I ended up kissing you." "Remember now ?" "Yeah." "You have incredible timing." "Thanks." "[ Metal clanks ]" "You sure it's safe down here ?" "Trust me." "This is an abandoned system." "Been here before." "[ Distant footsteps ]" "What was that ?" "Probably just a wino or something." "In high heels ?" "[ Footsteps continue ]" "Come on." "[ Footsteps ]" "Here." "Come on." "I have matches here somewhere." "Don't." "I smell something." "[ Sniffs ]" "[ Gasps ]" "I think we should leave." "This is not a very good idea." "[ Door opens, footsteps approaching ]" "[ Screams ]" "Allison, the matches." "You called me allison !" "The matches !" "[ Screaming ]" "Allison !" "[ Allison ] keith !" "[ Growling ]" "Go !" "Shoot her !" "Shoot her, please." "Now." "[ Growling ] [ whimpering ]" "Keith." "[ Screams ]" "Let's go." "[ Laughing ]" " Come on !" " There's something i gotta do first." "[ Laughing ] [ metal clanks ]" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Screaming ]" "Oh !" "You're bleeding !" "Oh, it's nothing." "Mmm." "Mm-Mm." "This could get infected." "We'll have to have this checked out." "Thanks." "Uh, hon ?" "Come up here a second." "I wanna show you something." "What ?" "God !" "That supposed to be funny ?" "No." "[ Screams ]" "You kill my katrina." "You both must die !" "Ugh !" "[ Coughing ]" "Well, don't everybody thank me all at once." "Wai" " Y-You" "Formica." "Go figure." "Hi, allison." "Relax." "I'll take care of this somehow." "This... has been one wacky night." "You're tellin' me ?" "I'm gonna need some new clothes here." "Wait." "Where you goin' ?" "After all these years, you don't trust me ?" "I can handle this, you know." "Look, there's always night school." "Hi there." "Hi." "And jobs ?" "I'll-- I'll take a graveyard shift." "Yeah." "That's what i'll do." "Keith ?" "Relax." "I'll take care of everything." "Follow us." "I'm right below you, pal." "Hey, you guys live in a barn or what ?" "?" "Volare ?" "?" "Whoa ?" "?" "Cantare ?" "?" "Whoa oh oh ?" "?" "Let's fly way up to the clouds ?" "?" "Away from the maddening' crowds ?" "?" "We can sing in the glow of a star that i know of ?" "?" "Where lovers enjoy peace of mind ?" "?" "Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind ?" "?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah all behind ?" "?" "Just like birds of a feather ?" "?" "A rainbow together we'll find ?" "?" "Volare ?" "?" "Whoa ?" "?" "Cantare ?" "?" "Whoa oh oh ?" "?" "No wonder my happy heart sings ?" "?" "Your love has given me wings ?" "?" "Volare ?" "?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ?" "?" "Whoa ?" "?" "La la la la la la la ?" "?" "Cantare ?" "?" "?" "Whoa whoa ?" "?" "Whoa oh oh ?" "?" "Whoa oh oh oh ?" "?" "Let's fly way up to the clouds ?" "?" "Away from the maddening' crowds ?" "?" "We can sing in the glow of a star that i know of ?" "?" "Where lovers enjoy peace of mind ?" "?" "Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind ?" "?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah all behind ?" "?" "Just like birds of a feather ?" "?" "A rainbow together we'll find ?" "?" "Volare ?" "?" "Whoa ?" "?" "Ah, cantare ?" "?" "Whoa oh oh ?" "?" "No wonder my happy heart sings ?" "?" "Your love has given me wings, little baby ?" "?" "Your love has given me wings ?" "?" "Whoa, oh, oh, your love has given me wings ?" "?" "[ Techno ]" "?" "I still remember ?" "?" "I still love ?" "?" "I still remember ?" "?" "Where i came from ?" "?" "Lover to lover ?" "?" "Baiting us on ?" "?" "Moment by moment ?" "?" "Past the dawn ?" "?" "I still remember ?" "?" "I still love ?" "?" "I still remember ?" "?" "Where i came from ?" "?" "Seduction surrender ?" "?" "Lover to lover ?" "?" "Turning us on ?" "?" "Seduction surrender ?" "?" "Moment by moment ?" "?" "Past the dawn ?" "?" "Seduction surrender ?"