"The story so far..." "Hi!" "Mom and Dad didn't know it, but they had a king in the house:" "King Kevin, the Christmas King." "Peder, tried to force me to make a snowman for him." "Otherwise, it would be the worst for me at Christmas." " Peder, where on earth is your head?" " I'll make it afterwards." "I'll make amends." "You're going to be thrilled." "My snowball would be used to create something else, a fun snow making machine." "Simsala... snow!" "It hadn't snowed in Knight Valley for over ten years, not since the magic gauntlet disappeared." "No gauntlet." "It's a wonder." "And then they asked if I would be king." "Yes, I will be king." "Everyone was very happy, apart from Snerk the sorcerer and king's brother." "He was annoyed because he wanted to be king himself." "I got my own servant who could help me with everything." "There you are." "Take your seat." "Today would be the party for the children, and I had planned... to stay over at the castle together with Fnugg and Skare." " Then we'll have everything." " Everything!" " Yeah." " And then some marshmallows." " Mashalos...?" " Just forget it." "Were they going to think that I was the coolest Christmas King?" "NRK SUPER presents" "A Christmas tale in 24 parts" "The Christmas King" "6th December" "Yes!" "Hey, hey, hey." "What's happening?" " I fancy chocolate spread." " Hey..." "Here in this house we eat it occasionally, but not today." "I want chocolate spread!" "You can't be angry because you don't get to eat chocolate spread in bed." "You should call me Your Majesty." "And I'm not coming out of my room until I get chocolate on a slice of bread." " Have you thrown?" " I think we've created a monster." "Are you doing anything special today, Kevin?" "I'm going over to Eiril's and continue with our gingerbread project." "Since it may take time, I thought maybe I'd stay overnight." " You're going to stay over?" " Yeah, why shouldn't I?" " With whom?" " She's in his class." " Her mum sells Christmas trees at the center." " Is it okay with her?" " Yes." " Isn't it okay?" " Behave yourself then." " Yes." " Where have you been?" " Stealing some food from some kids." "Stealing food?" "What kind of person are you?" "You know that I love to steal food from kids!" "Ante..." "Where did he come from?" "Why has he dressed up like a king?" "He came from there." " There?" " Yes." "Damn..." "Do you think he lives in there?" "You go in and check." "And I'll stand here and keep watch." " No, you go in and check." " I'm in charge here." " Who decided that?" " Me." " We can toss a coin." " Okay." "Heads, I win." "Tails, you lose." "Heads, then you win." "Tails, then I lose." "Ok." "Heads." "I won." "Off you go." "King Kevin!" "Welcome to children's day." "First of all we shall have..." "A magician!" "Magical, magic..." "Magic." "Then we go over to the magical rope." "An ordinary rope." "Used on ships." "Smells salty and of old boats." "Can be used as a rope." "Ouch!" "Your Majesty." "The normal rope turns into a hokusfiliokus chocolate coconut." "Simsalabim... a stick!" "Wait a minute." "I did it this morning." " You've done it many times before." " No, not this way." "A stick." "A soft stick." "A moustache." "I did it this morning." "A stick..." "Ante?" "No!" "Ouch!" " Was there snow in there?" " Yes, you could put it that way." "Come on, then." " Where are we going?" "What was in there?" "Are we going in there?" "Ante?" "But..." "Blow, blow." "Let's see..." " Want to see a new trick?" " Yes!" "I have the flowers trick again." "Your Majesty..." "Abracadabra simsalabim." "No one should freeze, for now it should light up." "Lovely!" "Wait." "(Puts on music.)" "# Oh the weather outside is frightful," "# But the fire is so delightful," "# And since we've no place to go," "# Let it snow!" "Let it snow!" "Let it snow!" "# It doesn't show signs of stopping." "# And I've bought some corn for popping," "# The lights are turned way down low," "# Let it snow!" "Let it snow!" "Let it snow!" "# When we finally kiss good night," "# How I'll hate going out in the storm!" "# But if you'll really hold me tight," "# All the way home I'll be warm." "# The fire is slowly dying," "# And, my dear, we're still goodbying," "# But as long as you love me so," "# Let it snow!" "Let it snow!" "Let it snow!" "# When we finally kiss good night," "# How I'll hate going out in the storm!" "# But if you'll really hold me tight," "# All the way home I'll be warm." "# The fire is slowly dying," "# And, my dear, we're still goodbying," "# But as long as you love me so," "# Let it snow!" "Let it snow!" "Let it snow!" "# Let it snow!" "# Let it snow!" "Let it snow!" "Look, so much snow!" "Someone's been lying in my bed" "Someone's been lying in my bed, too." " In my bed too." "And she..." " Kevin's forgotten his pajamas." " Perhaps he took another pair?" " He hasn't taken any." " I'll drive over to Eiril's with them." " Okay." "Daddy, I'm hungry." "Will Your Majesty have brown cheese or liver paste on the royal slice?" "Brown cheese." "What's next?" "Kevin as king?" " What was that?" " A carriage." "But the horses must be hidden inside." "They must be some very small horses." "Hi!" "Kevin left his pajamas behind." "He is here, isn't he?" " He's on the toilet." " Oh, right." " Do you want some?" " No, thank you." "Have to think of my weight." "Can you deliver this to Kevin." " Are you developing a cold?" " Yes, maybe." " Maybe I should bring Kevin home?" " No, he can stay here." "Bye." " Eiril?" " Wait a minute." " Was anyone here?" " Yes, Kevin's mother." " What did she want?" " She was wondering where Kevin was." "Have you become poorly again?" "Hey, lie down for a bit." "Should I get you something to drink?" "It'll get better if I get some sleep." "Yes." "Sleep, little kitten." "I'll come back a little later." "Your Majesty, you can count on me again... if there's anything else which appears on the agenda." "Yes, there is something else." "I've worked an awful lot lately." "I have long timesheets." "But if it's something in particular, I don't want to get between the King's wishes." " I'd like to have guests for Christmas." " Guests?" " I want you to decorate the vacant rooms." " Decorate?" "I shall get to decorate?" "How many are we talking about?" "A little girl, two larger children and two adults." "I'll do my very best." "I'll make it as though they've never seen it before." "Now I'm so happy!" "I love to decorate." "Now I get to show my talents." "Now you've made my day, King Kevin." "Thank you!" "Blood Bark." "Damsel squid." "Smell it, you." "No." "You can't have it." "It's going in the pot." "And finally, a little graveyard soil." "Then we'll create the right gauntlet that allows me to be King." "And you... you can be the rat prince." "Yes." " What is this place?" " I don't know." "Add a little more firewood." "Yes, he's coming now." "Peder, watch now." " Isn't it amazing?" " Yes." "Are you happy, now." "It's great." "Yours didn't have a head." "So you don't need to build it yourself." "Hello!" "Come on, then." "See." "Great?" "I told you I was going make amends." "I'm so glad you're here." "Then it will be Christmas!" "(Farting.)" " Oh, Fnugg!" " Ugh!" " That wasn't me." " No, really!" "It was Skare." "It was King Kevin." "Kings are always farting." "(Farting.)" "It's the best day I've ever had." " It's my best day, too." " Me too." " Good night." " Night." "Merry Christmas." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2015)"