"HEY!" "HOW ARE YOU?" ".." "[ BOTH LAUGHING ]" "OH, I MISSED YOU." "YEAH, I MISSED YOU, TOO." "YOU OKAY?" "I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BE ALONE RIGHT NOW, OKAY?" "WHAT ABOUT COLLEGE?" "I MEAN, I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "I'M NOT GOING BACK." "I DECIDED TO LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL." "AAAHH!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "DON'T DROP ME!" "AAH!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "I WOULD NEVER DROP YOU..." "EVER..." "MRS. CRANE." "OH, MR. CRANE." "[ UP-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ GRUNTS ]" "[ GRUNTS ]" "HOW'S THIS?" "NO, IT'S..." "UH, I'M NOT..." "I'M NOT REALLY HAPPY." "I DON'T..." "I DON'T REALLY..." "NAH." "UM, WHY DON'T YOU, UM, TRY IT OVER THERE?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH, NO PROBLEM." "OHH, I'LL GO OVER HERE..." "THIS WAY." "HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE DAVE MATTHEWS IS PLAYING MADISON SQUARE GARDEN?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "UM, THEY'RE MOVING THE FURNITURE." "[ SIGHS ]" "THIS ANY BETTER?" "UM..." "I DON'T KNOW." "UM, WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "UM..." "YEAH, T-THAT'S NO GOOD THERE." "YEAH, ALL RIGHT." "[ GRUNTS ]" "DO YOU WANT TO HELP US HANG SOME CURTAINS?" "YEAH!" "UH..." "YEAH, YOU KNOW, LATER, FOR SURE." "UM, BUT WE GOT A CLASS RIGHT NOW." "I SHOULD PROBABLY GET DRESSED FIRST." "OH, WHY BOTHER?" "HALF JOKING." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "HEY, LOOK, UH, YOU KNOW, COME BY OUR PLACE ANYTIME." "WE'RE ALWAYS HERE TO HELP, ALL RIGHT?" "OKAY." "SEE YA." "BYE." "BYE." "BYE." "[ GIGGLING ] GOD!" "WAS I, LIKE, LOOKING AT HIS BUTT WAY TOO MUCH?" "OH, MY GOD!" "WAS IT TOTALLY OBVIOUS?" "THAT TOWEL WAS THIS FAR FROM FALLING OFF, I SWEAR TO GOD." "Elena:" "IT MUST HAVE BEEN VELCROED ON OR SOMETHING." "DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO TRACY AND SEAN?" "I LOVE TRACY." "HE'S THE BEST ABSTINENT PARTNER A GIRL COULD HAVE." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OH, GREAT!" "GREAT, YOU'RE ALL HERE." "THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" "I THINK I'M HAVING A STROKE." "I JUST RAN ALL THE WAY..." "YOU CAN'T KEEP BARGING IN HERE AND VIDEOTAPING." "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU ALL FAMOUS!" "LIKE JERVIS, COLLEEN, RUDY." "[ DOOR OPENS ] OKAY, HERE WE GO!" "HERE WE GO!" "ALL RIGHT, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT." "LET ME GET AUTOFOCUS." "WAIT A MINUTE." "NICE SHIRT." "THANKS. [ LAUGHS ]" "YOU LIKE?" "THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT." "HEY." "COME ON IN." "HEY." "HEY." "HI." "HEY." "STAY IN THE LIGHT." "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GO FOR IT." "YEAH?" "SHOW 'EM." "Elena:" "WHAT IS THAT?" "Meghan:" "WHAT IS THIS, CHARADES?" "I GOT MARRIED." "WHAT?" "!" "WHAT?" "YEAH." "YOU GOT WHAT?" "!" "YEAH, NATALIE AND I..." "WE GOT..." "WE GOT MARRIED." "Sean: [ Laughing ] THE NETWORK IS GONNA LOVE THIS!" "MARRIED?" "!" "OH, JESUS, MARY, AND ST." "JOSEPH!" "WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT NATALIE?" "LIKE, HAS SHE BEEN MARRIED BEFORE?" "NOT THAT I KNOW OF, BUT YOU KNOW," "NOTHING COULD SURPRISE ME VIS-à-VIS NATALIE." "WELL, SHE'S YOUR COUSIN." "WHAT HAS SHE DONE THAT I CAN TELL NOEL ABOUT" "THAT WILL HELP HIM REALIZE THE HUGE MISTAKE HE'S JUST MADE?" "TELL NOEL TO CHECK HER SCALP FOR THREE LITTLE SIXES." "JAVIER." "NATALIE IS TROUBLE." "SHE HAS NO CAUTION TO THE WIND, OKAY?" "DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT SHE GAVE HER FATHER" "A SERIES OF THREE HEART ATTACKS?" "YEAH, BECAUSE SHE WAS RUNNING AWAY ALL THE TIME," "AND SHE'S BEEN ARRESTED AT LEAST ONE TIME." "SHE'S BEEN ARRESTED?" "REALLY?" "WHAT FOR?" "WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT WAS YEARS AGO," "AND HER FATHER CALLS ME UP WITH CHEST PAINS AGAIN." "IT'S LIKE SHE HAS THIS NEED FOR ADVENTURE." "IT'S LIKE..." "IT'S LIKE A DRUG." "YOU KNOW?" "I CAN'T STAND THAT SHE MANIPULATED NOEL INTO MARRIAGE." "I FEEL SO GUILTY." "NO, JAVIER, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT." "IT..." "WELL, SHE'S MY FLESH AND MY BONES, OKAY?" "IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, NOEL CRANE WOULD STILL BE A SINGLE GUY." "MARRIED!" "THIS IS ARMAGEDDON." "♪ CAN YOU BECOME" "♪ CAN YOU BECOME" "♪ A NEW VERSION OF YOU♪" "♪ NEW WALLPAPER" "♪ NEW SHOE LEATHER" "♪ A NEW WAY HOME" "♪ I DON'T REMEMBER" "♪ NEW VERSION OF YOU" "♪ I NEED A NEW VERSION OF ME" "♪ NEW VERSION OF YOU" "♪ I NEED A NEW VERSION OF ME." "I MEAN, WE CAN'T JUST DO NOTHING." "WHAT CAN WE DO, THOUGH?" "IT'S NOT LIKE THE GUY'S ENGAGED." "HE'S ALREADY MARRIED." "HE'S NOT JUST MARRIED." "HE'S BRAINWASHED." "JAVIER DID SAY SHE WAS BAD NEWS." "BAD NEWS?" "NO, JOHN ROCKER IS BAD NEWS." "PEOPLE, NATALIE..." "AND I REFUSE TO SAY "CRANE"..." "IS CATASTROPHIC NEWS." "SHE'S LIKE A DRUG HE CAN'T KICK." "I MEAN, OUR BOY'S BECOME AN ADDICT," "AND I SAY WE TREAT HIM AS SUCH..." "HAVE A LITTLE INTERVENTION." "OKAY, I THINK YOU GUYS ARE OVERREACTING." "HE GOT MARRIED." "B.F.D." "NO." "NO, NOT B.F.D." "THIS QUICKSAND BITCH HAS SUCKED THE LIFEBLOOD OUT OF OUR BUDDY." "WE GOT TO SUCK HIM BACK." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING." "I JUST THINK WE SHOULD MIND OUR OWN BUSINESS." "WHAT?" "GUY WANTS TO GET MARRIED, LET HIM GET MARRIED." "I JUST..." "I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CARE SO MUCH." "CAN WE TALK FOR A WHILE ABOUT NOEL'S HAIR?" "WELL, IF THAT'S NOT A CRY FOR HELP, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS." "OKAY, YOU GUYS," "THIS IS NOT ABOUT HIS HAIR OR ABOUT HIM GETTING MARRIED." "I MEAN, HE'S QUITTING COLLEGE HIS SENIOR YEAR." "THE NOEL WE KNOW WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT." "AND THAT'S WHERE IT OCCURRED TO ME..." "JACOB PERLMUTTER." "Sean:" "WHO?" "HE WAS THIS HASIDIC JEW IN MY JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL." "HE STARTED HANGING OUT WITH THE WHIP-IT CROWD." "HE WAS SO BORING BEFORE, HE COULDN'T HANDLE GETTING WILD." "HE LOST HIS MIND." "SUPPOSEDLY, HE'S STILL IN A..." "A MENTAL INSTITUTION IN HARTFORD." "JACOB PERLMUTTER." "WHAT?" "WHO?" "NOTHING." "UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT." "THIS IS SERIOUS." "WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING." "YEAH." "MM. OKAY." "OKAY, BABY, STOP." "NO, NO, COME HERE." "STOP IT." "COME HERE." "MM." "OKAY, STOP." "STOP." "STOP." "STOP." "PLEASE, STOP." "OH." "[ SIGHS ]" "[ SIGHS ]" "OKAY. [ SIGHS ]" "WAIT A MINUTE, NOW..." "TELL ME ABOUT GOD." "WHAT ABOUT HIM?" "WELL, WHY DOES HE WANT US TO STOP?" "OH, BABY." "OHH." "WHY ARE WE STOPPING AGAIN?" "HOW MANY TIMES..." "HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION?" "AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT TO." "WHAT IF YOU GO THROUGH YOUR PREMARRIED LIFE." "DEPRIVING YOURSELF LIKE THIS AND THEN YOU REALIZE." "THERE'S NO GOD OR HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE?" "THERE IS A GOD." "HOW DO YOU KNOW?" "BECAUSE I AM STANDING UP AND WALKING AWAY FROM THIS MOMENT OF TEMPTATION." "THAT'S A SURE SIGN THERE'S A GOD." "[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]" "WELL, I NEED A SIGN!" "Sean:" "SO, WAIT..." "YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT BREAKING UP WITH TRACY?" "I LOVE TRACY, BUT HE'S A FAR HOLIER PERSON THAN I AM," "I PROMISE YOU THAT." "[ SIGHS ] I CAN'T BREAK UP WITH TRACY." "I MEAN, HIS SMILE BREAKS MY HEART." "WOULD YOU EVER CHEAT ON HIM?" "AS IF I WOULD ANSWER THAT QUESTION ON VIDEOTAPE." "WHAT'S IT LIKE LIVING WITH ELENA?" "ELENA KEEPS ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY DAD," "LIKE SHE'S SUSPICIOUS, AND SHE'S, LIKE," "TRYING TO CRACK ME OPEN OR SOMETHING." "WHAT DO YOU TELL HER?" "NOTHING." "I TELL HER..." "THAT I-I WAS TESTED, AND I WASN'T A MATCH," "AND THAT I'M JUST REALLY GRATEFUL" "I GOT TO KNOW MY DAD AS MUCH AS I DID BEFORE HE DIED." "AND THAT'S IT?" "NOTHING ELSE?" "NO." "MY, UH, MY FATHER CALLED." "WHAT?" "YEAH, LAST NIGHT." "WELL, WHAT'D HE SAY?" "UM, I DON'T KNOW." "I-I GUESS HE WANTS TO SEE ME." "SO HE'S IN TOWN?" "YEAH, I GUESS HE IS, YEAH." "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO HIM?" "I DON'T KNOW." "LIKE, UH..." "I DON'T KNOW." "LIKE SIX MONTHS AGO." "SO THIS IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL, HUH?" "NO, IT'S JUST..." "IT'S..." "I KNOW IT." "IT'S JUST GONNA BE THE SAME CRAP AS ALWAYS." "YOU DON'T KNOW THAT." "I MEAN, HIS CALLING COULD BE A GOOD THING." "WHAT?" "EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS A POSSIBILITY" "OF SOMETHING GOOD WITH YOU." "I JUST..." "I DON'T..." "I DON'T THINK MY DAD APPLIES TO THAT." "IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT." "JUST SAY, "ELENA, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT,"" "BUT DON'T PRETEND..." "GOD, I'M NOT PRETENDING." "[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]" "HEY." "HEY." "HI." "SO..." "YOU KNOW," "WE'VE ALL BEEN FEELING A LITTLE REJECTED LATELY." "I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T CALLED US OVER TO MOVE FURNITURE IN A LONG TIME." "WELL, THAT'S ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE." "HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS SHOULD..." "SHOULD COME OUT WITH US TONIGHT." "FULLER IS DEEJAYING OVER AT COOPER'S." "YOU BUSY?" "UM..." "Y-YEAH, I..." "I GOTTA STUDY." "ALL RIGHT." "BYE." "YEAH." "HAD TO TRY." "OH, UH..." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "UM, DO YOU, UH, HAVE A BOYFRIEND?" "NO." "GREAT." "I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT." "OH, MY GOD!" "OKAY, I DOWNLOADED THE INTERVENTION MATERIALS" "AND CUSTOMIZED THE PROCESS FOR THE SAKE OF EASE." "OH, THIS IS A FANTASTIC FONT." "WHAT IS THIS?" "I DON'T KNOW." "IT'S WEIRD TO BE IN AN INTERVENTION AND BE ONE OF THE INTERVENERS." "SEAN, PUT THE CAMERA DOWN." "Sean:" "THIS IS THE PREGAME WARM-UP." "CAN I SEE THAT?" ""THE ANTI-NATALIE INTERVENTION"?" "Richard:" "YES." "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "LISTEN, GUYS, ONCE HE REALIZES WHAT THIS IS," "HE'S GONNA BE LIKE A RAT SCRAMBLING FOR THE EXIT." "[ DOORBELL RINGS ] SO..." "OH, WAIT, WAIT." "I'LL GET IT!" "Sean:" "THIS IS IT, EVERYBODY." "THIS IS IT." "EVERYBODY STAY CALM." "OKAY, WE'RE GONNA GET THIS IN ONE TAKE." "STAY THERE!" "Sean:" "YEAH, RIGHT, OKAY." "ACT NATURAL." "JUST..." "I'M NOT EVEN HERE, OKAY?" "WHEW." "HEY." "HEY." "OH, YEAH, WOW." "COME ON IN." "THANKS." "YOU REALLY DON'T STOP WITH THAT VIDEO STUFF, DO YOU?" "WELL, IT'S INDEPENDENT FILM CHANNEL." "WE'RE DOING A..." "THING." "I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE OPENING..." "WELL, WE'LL TALK LATER." "THOSE PANTS ARE PLEATHER." "YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF ATTRACTED TO HIM RIGHT NOW." "WHAT IS THIS?" "THIS IS AN INTERVENTION OR..." "YES." "YES, IT IS." "NOEL, WE JUST..." "WE JUST ALL WANTED A CHANCE." "TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE WE'RE CONCERNED." "DID YOU EVER SEE "INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS"?" "RICHARD." "WHAT?" "THAT'S A FANTASTIC ANALOGY." "NOEL, WE'RE JUST SCARED YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE." "HOW?" "HOW?" "BY WHAT, MARRYING NATALIE?" "NO, NOT JUST THAT." "WE JUST FEEL LIKE YOU'RE..." "YOU'RE LETTING EVERYTHING ELSE GO IN THE PROCESS." "JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING." "I MEAN, LETTING THE GOOD TIMES ROLL?" "HOW LONG CAN YOU LET THAT LAST?" "NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU'RE MARRIED TO SOMEBODY" "WITH A POLICE RECORD." "AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT "ZENYATTA MONDATTA."" "THIS IS YOUR LIFE, BUDDY BOY," "SO I WANT YOU TO COME HERE." "COME IN HERE." "JUST SIT DOWN." "YOU SIT DOWN." "OKAY, STAND THERE." "YOU GUYS, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IT WAS MY IDEA TO GET MARRIED." "ALL RIGHT?" "NOT NATALIE'S." "AND YES, YES, JAVIER, SHE HAS BEEN ARRESTED..." "THREE YEARS AGO..." "FOR PROTESTING AN OIL TANKER." "WITH GREENPEACE OFF THE COAST OF ICELAND." "YOU KNOW, GOD!" "I'VE ONLY KNOWN HER A FEW M..." "[ SIGHS ]" "I'VE ONLY KNOWN HER A FEW MONTHS..." "BUT SHE IS BY FAR THE MOST..." "THE MOST WORLDLY AND EXCITING AND ADVENTURESOME PERSON" "I'VE EVER KNOWN." "IS SHE PREGGERS?" "IS THIS RUBY REDUX?" "IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?" "YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING..." "WE'RE GOING TO GERMANY IN THREE DAYS FOR OKTOBERFEST." "I DON'T KNOW IF I EVER WANT TO SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN." "MOVE." "MOVE." "NOEL." "THAT WENT WELL." "RICHARD." "OH, GOD." "PLEASE." "THAT WAS BAD." "[ DOOR SLAMS ]" "NOEL, COME ON." "ANSWER THE DOOR." "PLEASE?" "[ SIGHS ]" "LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE UNTIL I TALK TO YOU." "I'LL SLEEP OUT HERE IF I HAVE TO, AND YOU KNOW I WOULD." "FINE." "JUST, UH, MAKE IT QUICK, ALL RIGHT?" "WHAT A DISASTER, HUH?" "I'M SORRY." "I'M SO SORRY." "I MEAN, YOU AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH," "AND I WOULD HATE IT IF YOU LET ME DOWN" "THE WAY I LET YOU DOWN TODAY." "THE WAY WE ALL DID." "IT WAS PRESUMPTUOUS AND IMMATURE..." "AND INSULTING TO YOU AND NATALIE." "YEAH, IT WAS." "I GUESS I JUST FREAKED OUT." "I MEAN..." "WHEN I THINK OF YOU," "I THINK OF THE GUY I USED TO GO OUT WITH," "THE GUY WHO HAD THAT PLAN." "I REMEMBER THAT 4-YEAR PLAN AND THAT NOTEBOOK." "YEAH, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO." "I KNOW, BUT IT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU." "BUT, UH, PEOPLE CHANGE, YOU KNOW?" "MM-HMM." "AND THAT'S OBVIOUSLY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU." "BUT ANYWAY, WE ALL TALKED AFTER YOU LEFT," "AND DECIDED TO DO WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE DONE FROM THE BEGINNING," "WHICH IS SAY "CONGRATULATIONS"" "AND CELEBRATE WHAT YOU'VE DONE" "INSTEAD OF TRYING TO TEAR IT DOWN." "AND WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A DINNER FOR YOU AND NATALIE." "AND THAT WAY, WE CAN ALL JUST HANG OUT" "AND..." "GET TO KNOW YOUR WIFE." "WOW." "WHAT?" "WIFE." "I KNOW." "ALL RIGHT." "LET'S DO IT." "GREAT." "GOOD." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "HI." "HEY." "THANKS FOR COMING." "YEAH, OF COURSE." "HERE, SIT DOWN." "YOU LOOK GOOD." "YEAH." "YOUR HAIR IS SHORT." "YEAH, IT'S BEEN THAT WAY FOR A WHILE." "[ SIGHS ]" "THANKS." "[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] "'D' SQUARED YX OVER DX SQUARED." "EQUALS ANGULAR VELOCITY SQUARED YX."" "SQUARED YX..." "THE SOLUTION SATISFIES WHAT GIVEN DIFFERENTIAL EQUATION?" "[ DOORBELL RINGS, KNOCK ON DOOR ] CHILL OUT." "UH, LOOK IT UP." "I DON'T NEED THE BOOK, BABY." "OH, LOOK IT UP." "HEY. [ GASPS ]" "UM..." "CAN I COME IN?" "NO, I-I-I'M STUDYING RIGHT NOW." "OKAY." "UH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM." "LOOK, I JUST DROPPED BY TO SEE IF, UH, YOU WERE AVAILABLE FOR DINNER." "NO, NO, I..." ""C" EQUALS ANGULAR VELOCITY SQUARED, BABY." "THAT'S RIGHT." "I KNOW." "UM..." "STUDY PARTNER." "[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]" "LUNCH TOMORROW?" "YEAH, LUNCH TOMORROW." "GREAT." "OKAY." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "HOW'S THE, UM..." "HOW'S YOUR BURGER?" "OH, IT'S, UH, IT'S GOOD." "IT'S, UM, A LITTLE RARE." "OH, YOU WANT TO SEND IT BACK?" "NO." "LET'S SEND IT BACK." "DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD." "IT'S FINE." "MY FOOD'S FINE." "YOU SURE?" "YEAH." "I'M JUST..." "I'M..." "I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY." "OKAY." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "DID YOUR MOTHER TELL YOU I'VE STARTED A PROGRAM?" "I'M IN A PROGRAM... 12-STEP." "NO, SHE DIDN'T." "UH..." "SHE DIDN'T..." "NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING." "I, UH..." "I FINALLY HAD TO ADMIT THAT..." "THERE IS A POWER GREATER THAN ME." "THAT'S STEP NUMBER 2." "THE FIRST ONE'S A LOT TOUGHER." "IF YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT." "IT'S..." "ADMITTING THAT, UM..." "I'M POWERLESS OVER ALCOHOL," "THAT MY LIFE HAD BECOME UNMANAGEABLE." "YEAH, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU GUYS WERE TALKING AT ALL." "OH, I CALLED HER LAST WEEK." "SEE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE AMENDS" "WITH THE PEOPLE THAT WE'VE HARMED." "STEP NUMBER 9." "AND, UM, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE." "THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE..." "'CAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE?" "BEN, PLEASE." "IS THAT WHY?" "I'M TRYING." "SO, Y..." "DAD..." "I AM GLAD THAT YOU CALLED." "HEY." "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SHIRT?" "OH, IT'S..." "GREAT." "REALLY?" "BECAUSE I JUST DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK IT'S TOO..." "NO, NO, NO, THEY WON'T." "IT'S GREAT." "WHAT'S THAT?" "OH, NOTHING." "IT'S JUST..." "IT'S MY 4-YEAR PLAN." "YOU KNOW, IT'S..." "LET ME SEE THIS." "OKAY." "IT'S SORT OF LIKE A..." "A ROAD MAP FOR MY COLLEGE YEARS." "SO, WHAT'S WAVEFRONT?" "UH, IT'S A 3-D ANIMATION PROGRAM." "IT'S CALLED "MAYA" NOW." "OH, YOU USED TO BE SUCH A GEEK." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "NO KIDDING." "OH, OH, WAIT, LISTEN." "WEAR THIS SHIRT TONIGHT." "IT'S SO COOL." "Richard:" "I'VE GOO STATE UNEQUIVOCALLY." "THAT ALTHOUGH THIS DINNER IS IN SUPPORT OF THE NUPTIALS," "IN MY HEART OF HEARTS, NATALIE'S A HARPY." "HEY, RICHARD." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "HEY." "SORRY I'M LATE." "HEY." "THAT'S OKAY." "NOEL'S NOT EVEN HERE YET." "HOW DID IT GO?" "UM, IT WAS OKAY." "HE, UH, WANTS TO SEE ME TOMORROW NIGHT." "SO IT WENT WELL?" "YEAH, IT WAS NOT BAD." "THAT'S SO GOOD." "HEY." "HEY!" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. AND MRS. NOEL CRANE!" "THANKS, MAN." "CUBA WAS AMAZING, WASN'T IT?" "YEAH, IT WAS." "THERE'S THIS HEMINGWAY MUSEUM." "YEAH, IT WAS ONLY LIKE 5 MILES FROM HAVANA." "IT WAS THIS LITTLE WHITEWASHED HOUSE." "WHERE HEMINGWAY USED TO LIVE FOR LIKE 20-SOMETHING YEARS," "BUT NOW IT'S A MUSEUM." "BUT THEY DON'T EVEN LET ANYBODY INSIDE." "YEAH, WHICH NATALIE OBJECTED TO." "WELL, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, UNACCEPTABLE," "SO I SNUCK IN THROUGH THE WINDOW," "AND I GOT IN HEMINGWAY'S BED," "WHICH WAS, LIKE, THE MOST VISCERAL FEELING." ""VISCERAL" MEANS "FEELING."" "YOU KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS..." "IT WAS EXCITING." "SO, YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GERMANY?" "MM-HMM." "WE'RE LEAVING DAY AFTER TOMORROW." "YEAH, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON THERE?" "CELEBRATING OCTOBER SOMETHING?" "IT'S OKTOBERFEST." "IT'S A BEER FESTIVAL IN MUNICH." "I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE." "OH, REALLY?" "YEAH." "YEAH?" "WELL, WHAT'S THE PLAN AFTER OKTOBERFEST?" "YEAH, WHAT IS THE PLAN?" "THERE IS NO PLAN." "YOU KNOW THAT I HATE PLANS." "ARE YOU GUYS GONNA LIVE IN NEW YORK?" "UM..." "I DON'T KNOW." "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE UNITED STATES?" "OH, UM..." "I LIKE IT." "YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW," "BECAUSE THE ONLY PLAN I KNOW THAT I DO HAVE." "IS THAT I NEVER WANT TO LIVE IN THE SAME CITY FOR MORE THAN TWO YEARS." "Sean:" "WHAT ABOUT WORK?" "[ SLURPING ]" "HOW DO YOU KEEP A JOB IF YOU'RE ALWAYS RUNNING AROUND?" "I HAVE THIS THEORY THAT MONEY ALWAYS WORKS ITSELF OUT." "YEAH, THERE'S RELATIVITY, AND THEN THERE'S THAT ONE." "EXCUSE ME." "WHOA." "OH, HEY, HEY." "WHOA, WHOA." "HEY." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "[ SIGHS ]" "[ WATER RUNNING ]" "OKAY, SURPRISE!" "HI!" "HI!" "HI!" "HI!" "OH!" "SORRY I AM SO TARDY." "WHAT IS THAT?" "YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE A STEWARDESS WITH THIS THING." "IT'S LIKE, "HI, I'M JAVIER." "FLY ME."" "HI, NATALIE." "HI." "WHERE'S NOEL?" "I WANT TO PRESENT THIS TO THE TWO OF YOU." "HE'S IN THE CAN." "[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] OH." "FROM MAMA. [ SMOOCHES ]" "BONJOUR." "COMMENT ETES-VOUS?" "IT'S A FIRST-AID KIT." "IT'S GOT BANDAGES AND..." "AND A DEFIBRILLATOR JUST IN CASE OF HEART ATTACKS." "UH, EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A PEN ANYWHERE IN HERE?" "UM, YEAH, I-I THINK I SAW ONE ON THE BACK TABLE THERE" "BY THE NOTEBOOK." "OH, THANKS." "YEAH." "OH, NO." "[ SPEAKING FRENCH ]" "THAT..." "THAT'S MY NOTEBOOK." "HEY!" "HEY, PLEASE DON'T USE MY NOTEBOOK." "RICHARD." "THE THING'S IN THERE." "WHAT THING?" "THE FORM!" "THE INTERVENTION FORM." "[ CELLPHONE HANGS UP ]" "WHERE'S MY COAT?" "NATALIE." "I WANT MY COAT." "I'LL GET IT." "[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]" "WHERE'S NATALIE?" "NO, WE DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS." "WHAT?" "CONSUELA, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU." "YOU'RE SLURRING." "I ACTUALLY THOUGHT NATALIE WAS PRETTY COOL." "YOU ALSO CHOSE TO GET A NOSE RING." "WAIT, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "NEVER..." "NEVER MIND." "OKAY, FORGET IT." "I GOT TO GO." "OKAY, SO IF YOU HEAR FROM NATALIE, CALL ME, OKAY?" "OKAY, BYE." "CAN YOU IMAGINE GOING TO A DINNER PARTY" "AND THEN FINDING OUT THAT EVERYONE THERE HAD CONSPIRED AGAINST YOU?" "YES, SADLY." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "I COULDN'T FIND HER ANYWHERE." "NOEL, SHE'S PROBABLY AT A FRIEND'S." "NO, SHE'S NOT." "SHE'S NOWHERE." "WELL, AFTER WHAT WE DID, SHE PROBABLY NEEDS TO BE ALONE." "IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU, NOEL?" "YEAH, YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY?" "YOU CAN CRASH HERE TONIGHT." "NO, I'M..." "I'M FINE." "THANKS." "CAN I TALK TO YOU, PLEASE?" "FOR A SECOND, PLEASE?" "Y-YEAH, SURE." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "[ CATIE CURTIS' "TROUBLED MIND" PLAYS ]" "♪ I'VE BEEN GETTING DOWN LAST YEAR IN THE BEGINNING... ♪ ABOUT ALL THE RUNAROUND" "♪ ABOUT ALL THE PUSHING I WAS SO MAD AT YOU." "♪ AND THE STANDING IN LINE JUST..." "I NEEDED SOMETHING... ♪ BUT LIKE MY FRIENDS SAY TO ESCAPE, AND, UH... ♪ YOU GOTTA DO IT ANYWAY RUBY, WELL, SHE CAME ALONG AT THE PERFECT TIME." "♪ IT JUST GETS HARDER" "♪ WHEN YOU ASK WHY THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, LIKE IN A FLASH... ♪ AND I'M TIRED I WAS DONE WITH JUNIOR YEAR." "♪ FROM ALL THE WEIGHT ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WAS A SENIOR." "♪ I'M TIRED HOW THE HELL DID I BECOME A SENIOR♪" "♪ OF BEING STRONG." "IT'S LIKE I WAS..." "I WAS RUNNING OUT OF TIME." "♪ SO WON'T YOU COME AND STAY♪ YOU KNOW, I WAS IN A PANIC." "AND THEN... ♪ AND LET ME LAY UH, NATALIE APPEARED," "♪ DOWN IN YOUR ARMS AND WHEN I'M WITH HER, IT'S LIKE I CAN IGNORE EVERYTHING." "♪ DOWN IN YOUR ARMS IT'S LIKE I WASN'T ME ANYMORE." "YEAH." "I GUESS I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN ME SINCE, UH... ♪ I'VE BEEN GETTING UP EARLY SINCE SOPHOMORE YEAR." "♪ I'VE BEEN GETTING MY COFFEE" "♪ AND I'M TIRED" "♪ FROM ALL THE WEIGHT I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GET MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK." "NOEL." "♪ TIRED" "♪ OF BEING STRONG LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO MOVE EVERY TWO YEARS." "♪ SO WON'T YOU COME AND STAY♪ I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A VACATION ONCE A MONTH." "I WANT TO BE HERE WITH YOU GUYS... ♪ LET ME LAY DOWN IN YOUR ARMS ♪ WITH MY FRIENDS." "♪ DOWN IN YOUR ARMS I GOT TO END THIS THING WITH NATALIE." "I MEAN, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK IS THE BEST THING." "♪ I'VE GOT A TROUBLED I DO." "♪ TROUBLED MIND" "♪ AND YOU'VE GOT A HEART I REALLY DO MISS YOU." "♪ A HEART SO KIND I MISS YOU, TOO." "♪ SO KIND." "SO YOU'RE HAVING LUNCH WITH TOWEL GUY" "SO YOU CAN TEST GOD?" "THAT'S RIGHT." "I NEED A SIGN." "IF GOD EXISTS, HE'LL SHOW ME." "UGH, THAT IS SUCH A LOAD." "NO, IT'S NOT!" "TRACY GETS SIGNS ALL THE TIME." "WHY CAN'T I?" "YOU'RE NOT TESTING GOD." "YOU'RE GOING OUT TO LUNCH WITH A HOT GUY." "DON'T TURN A WHATEVER INTO A VIRTUE." "GOD ISN'T GONNA HELP ME WITH THIS, IS HE?" "NO." "[ SIGHS ]" "WELL, TOWEL GUY IS TOO CUTE." "DON'T GO." "DID YOU SEE HIS BUTT?" "I NEED YOU TO GO WITH ME." "I AM NOT GOING TO LUNCH WITH YOU BECAUSE OF SOME GUY'S BUTT." "YOU'LL BE THE BUFFER." "OTHERWISE, I MIGHT LOSE CONTROL." "YOU LOST CONTROL WHEN YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND." "I WAS THERE." "LOOK, THIS WOULD BE PERFECT." "WE'LL GO TO LUNCH." "HE'LL TURN OUT TO BE A RAVING IDIOT." "I'LL LOSE INTEREST, AND THIS WHOLE THING WILL BE OVER." "AND WHAT IF HE'S NOT AN IDIOT?" "NO GUY COULD BE THAT HOT AND NOT BE." "WHAT IF HE IS?" "WELL, THEN I'LL NEED YOU AS A BUFFER FOR SURE." "[ SIGHS ]" "HOW YOU DOING?" "OKAY." "GOOD TO SEE YOU." "I-I GOT YOU SOMETHING." "OH, WOW." "THANK YOU." "IT'S NOT MUCH." "DO YOU KNOW THEM?" "UH, NO." "THE GUY AT THE STORE SAID THEY'RE REALLY GOOD." "THANKS." "SURE." "UH, DO YOU WANT TO GO IN?" "THIS IT?" "YEAH." "I FORGOT WHAT THIS CITY'S LIKE..." "ALL THE PEOPLE AND THE NOISE." "YOU FORGET WHEN YOU'RE AWAY FOR SO LONG..." "YEAH." "HOW WILD IT IS." "YEAH." "WELL, YOU SHOULD..." "YOU SHOULD COME OUT MORE OFTEN." "YEAH, I WILL." "YEAH." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "DON'T DO THAT." "HUH?" "I JUST..." "[ SIGHS ]" "I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS ENOUGH TIMES WITH YOU" "TO KNOW THAT WHAT YOU SAY IS GONNA HAPPEN" "AND WHAT ACTUALLY DOES HAPPEN" "ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS." "WELL, BEN, SOMETIMES YOU SAY THINGS..." "JUST DON'T SAY YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE WHEN YOU'RE NOT," "WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT." "PLEASE DON'T DO THAT." "ALL RIGHT." "YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM, BEN?" "LIKE, UH, 40-SOMETHING?" "48." "AND WHEN I LOOK BACK..." "I CAN'T REMEMBER ONE THING ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD." "HOW ABOUT THAT?" "ALL I REMEMBER WAS THIS LITTLE BOY AND ME NOT BEING THERE." "SO, WHAT WAS I DOING?" "WHAT WAS I DOING THAT WAS SO DAMNED IMPORTANT?" "WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN SO IMPORTANT?" "I JUST..." "IT GOES SO FAST, YOU KNOW?" "PEOPLE TELL YOU THAT, BUT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT." "BUT I'M..." "I'M TELLING YOU," "[ Voice breaking ] IT JUST ALL GOES SO FAST." "PRE-LAW?" "REALLY?" "YEAH." "YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING CRIMINAL DEFENSE." "I TRULY BELIEVE EVERYBODY DESERVES A FAIR TRIAL." "YOU KNOW, THIS IS ONE OF ONLY SIX COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD" "WHERE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT IS LEGAL." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "AND STUDIES HAVE CONSISTENTLY PROVEN." "THAT IT DOESN'T DETER PEOPLE FROM COMMITTING CRIMES." "UM, YOU TWO WANT ANOTHER SLICE?" "NO." "I'D LOVE ONE." "[ LAUGHS ]" "OKAY, YOU GOT IT." "[ SIGHS ]" "HE IS NOT AN IDIOT." "I DEFINITELY NEED A SIGN FROM GOD." "WELL, HERE'S A SIGN..." "I'M LEAVING." "NO, NO, I NEED YOU." "WHY?" "IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE DOING FINE ON YOUR OWN." "HE'S PRE-LAW." "I CAN'T HELP IT." "I'M ALWAYS THE THIRD WHEEL, AND I HATE IT." "I..." "IT'S HUMILIATING." "I'M BEGGING YOU." "I NEED A BUFFER NOW MORE THAN EVER." "[ Sighing ] OH, MY GOD." "ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO." "I GOT YOU ONE JUST IN CASE." "THANK YOU." "SO, UH, WHERE WERE WE?" "CRIMINAL DEFENSE." "Noel:" "YEAH, LOLA, IT'S NOEL." "NOEL CRANE." "LEON?" "RIGHT." "UM, LOOK, HAVE YOU..." "HAVE YOU HEARD FROM NATALIE?" "BECAUSE SHE HASN'T COME HOME," "AND I'M STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WORRIED." "[ DOOR OPENS ] I'M AFRAID SHE..." "NEVER MIND." "[ CELLPHONE HANGS UP ]" "HI." "UH..." "WHERE WERE YOU?" "I'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU." "[ SCOFFS ]" "LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE ANGRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT." "I DO." "I..." "ACTUALLY, ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT..." "THE INTERVENTION..." "I KNOW THAT." "UM, BUT, LOOK, MY POINT IS THAT I-I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND," "AND I WANT TO TRY TO EXPLAIN, OKAY?" "[ SIGHS ]" "IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF SWEET WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT." "[ WATER RUNNING ]" "OKAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT SWEET, BUT IT WAS..." "NATALIE, IT WAS WELL-INTENTIONED, ALL RIGHT?" "THEY'RE CONCERNED ABOUT ME." "THEY'RE AFRAID THAT MAYBE I'M ACTING A LITTLE TOO IMPULSIVE," "THAT MAYBE I'M THROWING MY LIFE AWAY" "BY GETTING MARRIED TO YOU, YOU KNOW?" "I..." "OF COURSE, I TOTALLY DISAGREED WITH THEM." "INITIALLY..." "I DID." "UH, BUT..." "YOU KNOW, THEN..." "THEN I STARTED THINKING." "UM, NOT THAT I'M THROWING MY LIFE AWAY," "BUT..." "YOU KNOW, MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT SITUATION FOR ME," "OR FOR EITHER OF US." "YOU KNOW, I MEAN, WE'RE BOTH YOUNG." "WE HAVEN'T FINISHED SCHOOL, AND..." "AND RECENT STUDIES SHOW THAT, YOU KNOW," "TO BE COMPETITIVE IN TODAY'S JOB MARKET," "YOU NEED A COLLEGE EDUCATION." "AND...[ SIGHS ]" "THIS WHOLE SUMMER HAS JUST BEEN AN UNBELIEVABLE WILD RIDE" "THAT I WISH COULD LAST FOREVER," "BUT SUMMER CAN'T LAST FOREVER." "IT'S FALL NOW." "YOU KNOW, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK." "I KNOW..." "OKAY." "I KNOW THAT WE PROMISED EACH OTHER "TILL DEATH DO US PART,"" "AND THOSE ARE SACRED, SACRED VOWS..." "THEY ARE..." "BUT, YOU KNOW, WE SAID THEM IN A CASINO," "AND..." "AND I'D..." "I'D JUST HAD THAT SNIFTER OF COGNAC BEFORE," "SO I WASN'T QUITE IN MY RIGHT MIND." "UM..." "[ SIGHS ]" "WHAT I'M..." "WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY," "AND I'M SURE..." "I'M SURE THAT YOU AGREE WITH ME," "IS THAT OBVIOUSLY WE SHOULDN'T BE MARRIED." "OH!" "OH!" "HEY." "HI." "HOW ARE YOU?" "I'M GOOD." "YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO NOEL, HAVE YOU?" "NO, I HAVEN'T." "THE LAST TIME I TALKED TO HIM," "HE WAS GOING TO BREAK UP WITH NATALIE." "I WANT TO MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY." "NO, I-I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM." "I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM." "WHAT'S THAT?" "UH..." "MY DAD GOT IT FOR ME." "THAT'S SWEET." "YEAH." "IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD, BUT IT'S, UH, IT'S NICE." "UH, THAT'S NOT ALL, ACTUALLY." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "WELL, UM, HE GOT TICKETS TO TONIGHT'S YANKEES GAME." "UM, APPARENTLY HIS LAW FIRM" "GETS REALLY GREAT SEATS BEHIND, LIKE, HOME PLATE," "SO I WAS JUST WONDERING IF, UH, YOU WANTED TO GO." "I WOULD LOVE TO GO." "OKAY." "THAT'S SO GREAT." "YEAH, IT IS." "YEAH." "YEAH, I GUESS NOEL'S BREAKUP ATTEMPT WITH NATALIE DIDN'T GO SO WELL." "Sean:" "YEAH, SHE COLDCOCKED HIM." "YEAH." "HE WAS FREAKING OUT." "HE WANTED A LAWYER AND ALL THIS STUFF," "SO I TOLD ELENA THAT." "I TOLD HIM I KNEW SOMEONE IN PRE-LAW." "WELL, YOU KNOW, THE BEST THING WOULD BE AN ANNULMENT." "So not an idiot." "BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE A MUTUAL AGREEMENT FROM BOTH PARTIES." "STATING THAT THE MARRIAGE CAN BE VOIDED FOR LEGAL REASONS." "AN AGREEMENT?" "DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS IS A WOMAN" "WHO IS CAPABLE OF HAVING AN AGREEMENT?" "OKAY, ANNULMENT'S OUT." "UH, WELL, THEN WE'RE TALKING NO-FAULT DIVORCE." "NO-FAULT?" "NO, NO WAY!" "THESE GUYS WILL TELL YOU..." "IT WAS HER FAULT!" "ALL RIGHT, SHE MANIPULATED THIS ENTIRE SITUATION." "NOEL." "LOOK, OKAY, HOW ABOUT ACCUMULATED ASSETS?" "THAT'S ALWAYS A TOUGH ISSUE." "YEAH, YEAH, A PLATE." "A PLATE?" "A PLATE..." "WE BOUGHT A VERY EXPENSIVE PLATE TOGETHER WITH MY MONEY." "THE PLATE IS MINE." "IS..." "UM, WHAT ABOUT MEDIATION?" "NO!" "THE PLATE IS NOT BEING MEDIATED!" "NO MEDIATION, OKAY?" "UM, NOEL..." "I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THIS IS INCREDIBLY UPSETTING," "AND IF THIS WERE ME, I'D PROBABLY BE ACTING THE EXACT SAME WAY," "BUT I-I THINK IT MIGHT HELP IF YOU CAN..." "STAY CALM." "CALM DOWN?" "YEAH." "C..." "SHE HIT ME IN THE FACE!" "SHE COULD HAVE BROKEN MY EYE SOCKET!" "RIGHT, BUT GETTING BACK AT NATALIE." "ISN'T GONNA HELP YOU GET BACK ON TRACK," "[ ALARM BEEPS ] AND THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS, RIGHT?" "OH, I GOTTA GET TO CLASS, GUYS." "LOOK, UH, NOEL," "IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS SOME MORE," "FEEL FREE TO GIVE ME A CALL, ALL RIGHT?" "UH, ELENA'S GOT MY NUMBER." "THANKS, MAN." "I'LL WALK YOU OUT." "GREAT." "LOOK, MAN, YOU NEED A PLACE TO LIVE," "I GOT PLENTY OF SPACE AT THE LOFT." "NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT." "IT'S NOT A PROBLEM, SERIOUSLY, NOEL." "HEY, I'LL GIVE YOU THE FIRST NIGHT FREE." "HUH?" "THINK ABOUT IT." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "ARE YOU OKAY?" "MY EYE HURTS." "JULIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BUFFER, OKAY?" "SO, WE'RE JUST..." "THE THREE OF US..." "HANGING OUT IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO MUSIC." "AND SHE LEFT." "MY BUFFER JUST LEFT." "I GOTTA GO." "WHAT?" "I HAVE RELIGIOUS STUDIES CLASS IN LIKE 10 MINUTES." "IT'S THE ONLY CLASS THAT I LIKE." "JULIE, I NEED YOU TO STAY." "BYE." "[ SIGHS ]" "[ DOOR CLOSES ] SO..." "[ ROBYNN RAGLAND'S "LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE" PLAYS ] THANKS FOR..." "FOR TALKING TO NOEL." "NO, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME." "WHO'S LEON?" "IT'S HIS ALTER-EGO THING." "HE'S BEEN A LITTLE CONFUSED, UM, LATELY." "BUT WHO ISN'T?" "YEAH." "[ SIGHS ]" "♪ SWEET SWEET LETTING GO" "♪ HOW IT SCARES MY HEART SO [ CLATTERING ]" "OH, MY GOD!" "OH, GOD." "OH!" "OH, MY GOD!" "WHAT?" "OH!" "THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND." "BUT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T..." "I KNOW." "I KNOW." "I-I LIED." "I'M SORRY." "UM, I-I'VE GOT TO GO." "UM, I'M SORRY. [ LAUGHS ]" "♪ NO ONE'S GONNA WHISPER IN YOUR EAR ♪" "♪ THIS IS IT" "♪ WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE" "♪ ALL I KNOW IS." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "I BELIEVE IN GOD." "WHAT?" "YEAH, I JUST DECIDED." "OH, UH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT..." "NEVER MIND WHAT I SAID." "I'M A BELIEVER." "WHY?" "I-I JUST AM." "MM. OKAY." "OKAY." "YOU GO BACK TO CLASS NOW." "OKAY." "♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY" "♪ IS IT LOVE♪" "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "HI." "I GOT BREAKFAST." "I ALREADY ATE. [ SIGHS ]" "IT'S YOUR FAVORITE, THOUGH." "IT'S PEPPERONI AND MUSHROOMS FROM JOHNNY'S." "I STILL ALREADY ATE." "SEAN, UH, SEAN SAID THAT I COULD STAY AT THE LOFT." "SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?" "I GUESS THERE'S SOME SORT OF PAPERWORK WE NEED TO SIGN, RIGHT?" "YEAH, UM..." "I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT." "I-I FOUND A..." "WEBSITE." "IT'S "ANNULMENT SOMETHING DOT-COM."" "IT'S, UH, IT'S A PRETTY GOOD SITE." "YOU KNOW, THEY GOT A NICE INTERFACE." "SO, IT'S..." "HOW'S YOUR EYE?" "IT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW." "UH..." "JAVIER'S WEDDING GIFT CAME IN HANDY." "THERE WAS..." "A SALVE." "YOU KNOW, IT WOULDN'T BE SO HARD ANNULLING THIS MARRIAGE" "IF YOU WEREN'T SO ADORABLE." "LOOK, I DON'T THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA," "CONSIDERING..." "YOU KNOW." "CONSIDERING WHAT?" "THAT I'M GOING TO OKTOBERFEST ALONE?" "THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO THROW AWAY" "ALL THE COOL CLOTHES I GOT YOU?" "THAT YOU'RE GONNA FORGET ABOUT ME?" "NO, I'M..." "I WON'T." "I WON'T FORGET ABOUT YOU." "I MEAN..." "YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY FIRST HUSBAND..." "LEON." "OH, GOD." "[ HUMMING ]" "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "OH, HEY." "HEY." "HEY." "I'LL..." "I'LL CALL YOU LATER." "OKAY." "BYE." "WOW!" "WHAT A BUFFER." "I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE RIGHT NOW, OKAY?" "[ SPITS ]" "[ JOE 90's "TRUTH" PLAYS ]" "WHAT TIME DOES THE GAME START?" "UH, ABOUT 20 MINUTES." "PROBABLY GONNA MISS THE FIRST INNING, BUT IT'S NO BIG DEAL." "NO." "HE'S PROBABLY JUST STUCK IN TRAFFIC." "YEAH." "♪ TRUTH" "♪ ALWAYS DECEIVING" "♪ NEVER BELIEVING" "♪ IN YOURSELF" "♪ WHOA, OH, OH" "♪ TRUTH" "♪ NOT WHAT YOU'RE GIVING" "♪ NOT WHAT IS LIVING" "♪ INSIDE OF YOU" "♪ AND DOUBT IS A TRAITOR" "♪ TO YOU" "♪ WHOA, OH, OH" "♪ TRUTH" "♪ IS NOT A FLOWER" "♪ THE HIGHEST POWER" "♪ BUT NOT FOR YOU" "♪ WHOA, OH, OH" "♪ TRUTH" "♪ ISN'T A SAVIOR" "♪ NOT YOUR CREATOR" "♪ SO DON'T GIVE ME YOUR TRUTH" "♪ AND IF YOU WANT TO BE" "♪ WHAT YOU ALWAYS TRY TO BE YOU OKAY♪" "THE LITTLE LEAGUE BLEACHERS, THE STEPS OUTSIDE THE POOL," "THOSE STUPID PLASTIC CHAIRS AT GRADUATION." "I PROMISED MYSELF I WASN'T GONNA SIT IN ANOTHER CHAIR" "WAITING FOR HIM, JUST KNOWING HE'S NOT GONNA SHOW UP." "BUT IT'S THE SAME THING EVERY TIME WITH HIM..." "EVERY SINGLE TIME." "IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME." "IT'S NOT DIFFERENT." "THIS TIME YOU HAVE ME." "♪ AND IF YOU WANT TO BE" "♪ WHAT YOU ALWAYS TRY TO BE" "[ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ MUSIC ENDS ]"