"[Crickets Chirping]" "[Owl Hoots]" "[Phone Rings]" " Hello." " [ Man´s Voice ] Wanna have a little fun?" " Who´s this?" " Tell meyour name and I´ll tell you mine." "I don´t think so. [ Farts ]" " What´s that noise?" " Oops." "I farted." " I didn´t think you would hear me." " No, that popping noise." "Oh." "I´m making popcorn." "I´m getting ready to watch a video." " Ooh." "What is it?" " It´sjust a scary movie." " Doyou like scary movies?" " Mm-hmm." " What´s your favorite?" " Mm, I don´t know." "Think." "Oh, I know." "Um, Kazaam, the one where Shaq plays a genie." " That´s not a horror movie." " Well, you haven´t seen Shaq act." "[ Popping ]" " Hey, you have a nice voice." " Thanks." "You never did tell meyour name." "Why doyou wanna know my name?" "´Cause I wanna know who I´m looking at." "What-- What did you say?" "Nice breasts." "Look, what doyou want?" "I wanna see whatyour insides look like." "Well" " Well, then, turn to page 54." "Oh." "Hey, nice." "Listen, asshole, you´ve had your fun, nowyou better stop or else." " Or else what?" " Or else my boyfriend´s gonna be here any minute, and he´s black and he´ll kickyour ass." " Oh, really?" " Yeah." "You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman?" " How did you know?" " Turn the porch lights on." "Help!" "Help!" "Oh, that´s not my boyfriend." "I mean, I´ve fucked him a couple oftimes, but that´s it." " [ Squealing ]" " Look, I´m calling the cops." "Go ahead." "Call the cops." "Butyou might wanna check the back door fii rst." "You forgot to lock it." "[Doorbell Chimes]" "Take that, you psycho!" "[Groaning]" "I can´t feel my legs." "I think my arm is broken." " Sorry." " I want my mommy." "Hello, Drew." "Oh, God!" "[ Screams ]" " Daddy!" "Daddy!" " Ugh!" "Daddy!" " Daddy!" " [ Groans ]" "Daddy, no!" "No!" " Did you hear something?" " No, I didn´t hear anything." "[Keyboard Clicking]" "[Rustling]" "[ Screams ] Bobby, what areyou doing?" "My dad´s in the other room." "Itjust occurred to me." "I never climbed through yourwindow before." "Now thatyou got it out ofyour system, Bobby, you have to leave." "Why?" "Shh." "Come on." "What´s going on in there?" "Ow!" "Daddy´s head is stuck." "Unstick Daddy´s head." " [ Groaning ]" " Dad, can you knock?" " Knock?" "I thought I heard screaming in here." " No." "No, you didn´t, Dad." "Well, it could´ve been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess." " Yeah." " Yeah, that´s what it was." "I gotta leave town for a couple ofdays." "No big deal.Just that new business I started with those Colombian guys?" " Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar." " Yeah." "Yeah, that´s right." "Well, there´s a problem." "Some moneywent missing." "And apparently, some legs are gonna get broken." "It´sjust better if I lay low for a couple ofdays." " Ifthe cops raid the place" " I never heard ofyou." " And don´t forget" " To flush your stash." "Oh, you are my little girl." "I loveyou so much... that I left you a little something in the coffee can." " Dad" " Butyou have to remember to step on it beforeyou sell it." " Now, what areyou gonna cut it with?" " Um, baking" "Baking soda." "Not baking powder." "Because baking powder guys will have muffii ns growing out oftheir nose." "You love thatjoke, don´tyou, honey?" "You´ve loved thatjoke sinceyou were twoyears old." " Okay, well" " Okay, I loveyou." " I loveyou." " Have a good trip." " Bye." " Bye." "Whew!" "Is the coast clear?" "Oh, Cindy, that nightgown." "That was close." "God!" "I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking aboutyou." "Ifthis is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifiix" "It was my fil rst keg party, Bobby." "No." "No." "Uh, it was edited forTV." "All the good stuffwas cut out." "Soyou thoughtyou wouldjust climb through mywindow... and we would play bump-bump?" "I was kind ofhoping to get my balls licked, butII wouldn´t wannabreak yourlittle underwearrule, now, wouldII?" "So maybejust some on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff?" "Okay." "Butjust for a minute." "[SoftRock]" "What the" "Wrong set." "Bobby!" "Oh, Bobby!" "IIdon´t wanna wait forourlives tobe over" " No, Bobby, don´t." " Ow!" "Jeez." "Yeah, my dad." "Okay, stud, you have to go now." "Oh, um, about the sex stuff?" "I was only halfserious." "I don´t wanna rush you or anything." "Hey, would you settle for PG-1 3?" "What´s that?" "Oh,jeez!" "[Crash]" " Good night, Bobby." " [ Laughing ]" " Shorty, you are so loud." "And make sureyou take your behind to class today." " I do be going to class." " Lunch is not a class, Shorty." "It is when you got the munchies." " See, that´s why you such a dumb-ass." " Your mother." "You my brother." "That´s your mother too,jackass." "Oh, yeah." "Well, then, your father´s stupid." "So?" "I don´t know him." "Yeah, me neither." " Hey, girl, you ready?" " Yeah, in a minute." " We´re gonnabelate." " Wait." "There´s Buffy." "[ Grunts ] I don´t know why you hang out with her." " She is such a ho." " Why doyou say that?" "´Cause II´ve seenher." " My friend Sean had a pool party this summer." " Sean?" "You know, Puff Daddy?" "Anyway, everybodywas drinking Cristal champagne." "And then it started to get wild, and people were getting freaky in the pool and stuff." "I look over and there was your girl getting buckwild in theJacuzzi." "So?" "With a backup dancer." "I mean, that´s nasty." "That´s-That´s lower than the security guard." "At least security can getyou backstage." "She don´t love herself." "Bye, Daddy." " IIdon´tknow." "II think Buffy´s sweet, Brenda." "Sheis as fake as Press-onnails." "Hey, baby girl!" "What is up, my sister?" " Bye, Mr. Gilmore." " Bye!" " Is he gone?" " Yep." "Doyoulike whatyousee" "IIt´s allabout themoney" "[Girl] Hey, Cindy!" " I love this color." " Let me see that." " Oh, you guys should not use this brand." " Why not?" " Because they test their products on animals." " So?" "Look, haveyou seen what they do to those poor animals?" "Well, liam much more ofapeopleperson." "I´d like to feed all the hungry, little children ofthe world." "I´d much rather help my fellow man than some animal." " Spare a dollar?" " Get away from me, you bum!" "Buffy!" "Can´tyou see he´sjust hungry?" "Hereyou go, sir." "A nice sandwich." " See?" " I said a dollar, bitch!" "Ow!" "God." "Look at this place." "IIt´s a circus." "Hello." "I´m Gail Hailstorm, author ofthe book, You´re Dead, II´m Rich." "A small college town is in shock... after the unthinkable has happened:" "a brutal killing spree that left one teen dead" " That´s it." "Two teens dead..." " [ Gunshot ] andthis small town shakenandstirred." " It´s times like these" " Police are combing the area for clues." "There are no witnesses available at this time." "There are no suspects in custody." "Policeare asking anyone to come forward." "Reporting live for BlackTV." "White folks are dead and we´re getting the fuck out ofhere!" "Grabyour shit and let´s go, motherfucker!" "Hey, doyou think the press is gonna wanna talk to us?" "Oh, girl, no." "The press onlywants to interview the most ignorant person they can fil nd." "I´m on TV!" "Oh, shit!" "First Cops, now this!" "Oh, man, I´m gonna be a star, son!" " What can you tell us about Drew?" " Well, she had the phat ass." " I mean, it was like bang!" " How close wereyou to the victim?" "Real close." "Until the roofiies wore off." "Then she woke up talking about pressing charges." "So I just pulled my tongue out ofher ass and left." "What would have been your last words to Drew?" "Run, bitch!" "Run!" "Hey, yo, dawg." "Does this shirt make me look gay?" "No, man." "What about now?" " Nah." "Yeah." " Cool?" "Here." "Take one, guys." "Don´t forget: election´s Tuesday." "´ Don´t forget:" "election´s Tuesday.´" "Ah!" "Goddamn it!" "Son ofa bitch!" "What´s the matter, honey?" "My report card." "Well, at least you got one ´A.´" "Yeah." "I did, huh?" " You´re so smart." " [ Moaning ]" " Hey, has anybody seen Bobby?" " Nah." "You know what?" "That kid is always late." "I don´t get it." "He lives so close." "[Rock]" "Seeyou later, Hairy Mama, Bubba,Jim," "BigJim, LittleJim, SlimJim, everybody." "I´ll seeyou later." "Ciao, Ding." "All right." "Damn, girl." "Mm-mm-mm." " I´d sure like to get in them pants." " Really?" "Yeah." "What size are these?" "[Bobby] Hey, guys." " Hey, Bobby." " Hey, baby." " Howyou doing?" " Good." " You guys see all the reporters out there?" " Yeah." "Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night." " You know what?" "I think I knew her." " Really?" " She had a brother named Steve?" " Yeah." "Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?" " That was her." " Nah, I was talking about Steve." "Whatever happened to him?" "Doyou guys think it´s strange that she got killed... exactly oneyear afterwe, you know, killed that guy?" "Hey, Cindy, that was anaccident." "Was it, Greg?" "[ Greg ] Yeah!" "[ Laughing ]" "Would you look at what they´re doing?" "When are we gonna do stuff like that, huh?" "One day." " You like that, baby?" " Yeah, that´s different." " You like that?" " Oh, I love that." "Oh, I love when you playwith my ass." "I´m not playing with your ass." " Ray!" " Oh, my bad." "Come on, man!" "Hey, Bobby, put on some music." "Hold on." "Here." "Put this on." "lit´s raining men" " Yeah, that´s the shit right here!" "Hallelujah" " It´s raining men" " Baby." "Amen" "II´m gonnago out II´m gonnaletmyselfget" " What?" "It´s a classic." "Absolutelysoakin´ wet" " Put on the radio, man." "[Rock]" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" " What?" "It was laundry day." " What the fuck is" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" " Hey." "Come over here." " What?" "Just get a little closer to me." " Something you´re gonna tell me?" "[ZipperUnzips]" " Bobby, what areyou doing?" "I just wantyou to touch it." "Just touch it." "Come on." " Uh" "Just a little bit." "Come on." "Whoo!" " Ow!" " Oh, yeah, that´s what I´m talkin´ about." "Oh, my God!" "Shit!" "God, Cindy-- Oh, shit!" " [ Ray] Oh, my God." " What was that?" "I think we hit something." "Oh, man!" "Bobby, look at my car, man!" "My dad´s gonna freak!" "[Bobby]IIdidn´tseeit." "IItcame outofnowhere." " Oh, my God, we hit a boot." " Where´s the foot?" "I don´t know." "Where the-  [ Screams ]" " It´s a body!" " Oh, shit, is he alive?" " I don´t know." " Well, check it out." " I can´t." " Shit!" " We have to call the police." " No way." "I ain´t going tojail." " We have to!" "Cindy, doyou know what they do toyoung boys in prison?" "And all those sex-starved convictsjust waiting for a fresh piece ofmeat." "Hey, you´re right, Cindy." "Maybe we should call the police." "[Greg]Oh, yeah, That´s agreatidea, Ray." "But whataboutBrenda, huh?" "You thinkshe wants togo tojail?" "This is manslaughter, okay?" "We´re all gonna fry for this." " We´re looking at 10 to 15years." " Shut up, Bobby!" " It´s okay." "I´m fil ne." "Alcoholall over." " We´re in somuch trouble." " I´m fil ne." "[Brenda]Don´tblame thatshitonme, Ray." " Look, we´ll get rid ofthe body." " Unnecessary." "[Brenda]Nowyou´re thinking." " We´ll dump him in the ocean." " Not the ocean, thepier." " Guess I´ll be leaving now." "[Greg] That´s agreatidea." " What about the alcohol?" " We´ll get rid ofit." "[Bobby]Come on." "IIt´llbeallright." " Come on." "Hurry up." "Let´s go." " Put him in the trunk." " I won´t have anything to do with this!" "[Greg]Shutup!" "Cindy, come on." "We´ll just pretend it never happened." "You know, like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other." " I´ll get his arm." " I´ll grabI´ll grab his other arm.his ass." "We´ll take him down to Williamson Cove and we´ll dump him in there." "The sharks´ll take care ofthe evidence." "Oh, my God, someone´s coming." " Oh, shit." "It´s Shorty." " Brenda, take care ofhim." "[Rap Playing On Radio]" "Shorty, I knowyou ain´t driving without no papers." "I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie." " Hey, yo, can I helpyou?" " Yo, what´s up, Ray?" " Yo, son, you all needjumper cables?" " Nah, we´re cool." "Oh, good, ´cause IIleft myroach clip athome." " Go home, Shorty." " Yeah, I-I´ll seeyou later." "Peace, Ray." " Get the trunk closed." "[Buffy]IIt won´tclose." " I´ll do it." " [ Groaning ]" "[ Shorty Laughing ]" "Hold on." "Hold on." "Put him down." "He´s heavy." "Oh, God." "Okay, look." "On three we dump him over the ledge." "Wait, wait, wait." "Shouldn´t we at least check his wallet?" " Forwhat?" " Shit, he might have some money." "We already committed murder." "We might as well rob his ass." " I´ll take the credit cards." " I want hisjewelry." " I´m gonna take his drawers." " [ All Shouting ]" " Get off!" "." "Hey, yo, get off!" "." "His drawers are mine!" "Yo!" " [ Chuckling ] I got me a gold ring." " Credit cards." " All right, let´s get him in the water." " I don´t think I can, Greg." " It´s not too late." " Shut up, okay?" " Christ, already." "I´ll do it." "Just get him in the water." "Okay." "One, two, three." "Right now we make a pact." "We take this to our grave." "Agreed?" " Agreed." " Agreed." " Agreed?" " [ Brenda, Bobby] Agreed." "Say it, Cindy." "Say it!" "We take this to our grave." "Say it!" " [ Gagging ]" " We take this to our grave." "Say it." "Greg, chill." "Come on." "You´re hurting her." "We take this to our grave." "Ow." "And we never mention this again." "Mention what?" " The guywejust killed." " Well, youjust mentioned it, Greg." "Starting now!" "Stupid bitch, man." " God." "I hate him." " It´s gonna be okay, baby." "It´s gonna be okay." "IIpromise.Just touch itagain." "Come on." "Please." " You have to move on, Cindy." "That´s all behind us now." " Exactly." " It´s a coincidence." " Greg´s right, Cindy." "I mean, what doyou think we´re in, a horror movie?" "Yeah, youguys are right." "IIfwe were, they´d probably cast some dingbat likeJennifer Love Huge Tits to play me." "Yeah, or they´d cast people in their late twenties, early thirties to play us." "[Bell Rings]" " Kenny, get the camera ready." "Here." "Hold my gum." " Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get a statement?" " No comment." "Damn." "Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story?" "Hey!" "Hey, norunning." "[ Blows Whistle ]" " Loser." " [ Continues Blowing ]" " Slow it down!" " [ Boy] Blow me!" "All right!" "Hi." "Gail Hailstorm." "Field Reporter, HardStory." "Special Offiicer Doofy." "Oh, hi, Doofy." "Doofy, listen." "Is there a problem on campus?" " No comment." "No comment." " Okay." "Okay." "You know, you look awfullyyoung to be a police offiicer." " I´m 25 and a halfyears old." " Ooh!" " Yeah, that´s this many." " Ah, so big." "Yeah." "That´s big." " Well, you don´t look a day over 1 2." " [ Chuckles ]" "Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes." " Ooh, was that drool?" " Yeah." "I forgot to swallow." "Don´t worry, ´cause I never forget." " [ Both Laughing ] - [ Farts ]" " Would you remind me not to do that again?" " Sorry." "[Man OverP.A.] Due to therecent tragedy, thesheriff andme, yourprincipal, willbe euestioning allstudents throughout the day." "Wow." "Sounds like we´ve got the makings ofa serial killer on our hands." "Yeah, I´m not supposed to say." "It´s offiicial police business." "Hey, Doofy, what doyou sayyou and I go inside myvan over there... and, uh, get to know each other a little better?" " Would you like that?" "Yeah, that van right there." " That van?" " [ Chuckles ]" " Yeah." " Yeah, okay, let´s go." "Come on." " Oh!" "A terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss." "It´s days like today that we need prayer in school." "It starts to unravel the very moral fabric ofour society." "Hereyou go, baby." "Go toyour daddy." "Oh!" "[ Chuckles ] I´ll seeyou after class." " Sweet!" " All right!" "Okay, class, who would like to give their oral presentation fii rst?" " Oh!" " Anybody?" " Yes!" " Anybody else?" " Okay, Heather." " [ Students Groaning ]" " Okay." "Can I start?" " Yeah." "Okay, my presentation is on the First Amendment." "Anditbegan on May25, 1787in Philly with George Washington." "Anditstates, andIIeuote," "´When our Founding Fathers arguedthepassage ofourglorious Constitution--´" "[HeatherContinuing]" "The FirstAmendmentgives us theright tosay what we want" "Oh, shut the fuck up!" " So, who´s next?" " [ Putting ]" "Uh, Cindy Campbell." "Isn´t she the daughter of, well, you know" " Oh, yeah, you know, old Mrs., uh" " Old Mrs." "[Sheriff] Yeah." "Yeah, the oneandonly" "The oneandonly." "[Clears Throat]" " Why, hello, Cindy." " Hi, PrincipalSeuiggman." " Thanks, Doofy." " It´s Special Offiicer Doofy today, Cind." "Now, Cindy, Sheriffhas some euestions thathe wouldlike toaskyou today." " What is that... god-awful smell?" " I don´t know." "I got a poopie." "Did youjust say thatyou went poopie?" " Yeah." "It was good." "[Sheriff]Mm." " Get him out ofhere." " Yes." " Thankyou, Doofy." " [ Doofy] Okay." "You should now go back to Special Ed." " Okay." "Salute." " Maybe a change ofunderwear, son." " Bye, Doofy." " Bye, Cind." " How areyou, Cindy?" " Fine." " How areyou, Sheriff?" " Bloated, constipated." "Got a boil on my ass the size ofa walnut." "You know, the usual." "Cindy, II want toaskyou some euestions aboutDrewDecker." " I didn´t really know her." " Oh, come on." "Sureyou do." "No." "I mean, I didn´t really know her." "I´ve been in this game a long time." "Don´t bullshit a bullshitter." "TellmeaboutDrew." "What was shelikein bed, Cindy?" "Tried to getyou." "It´s an old police trick." "It´s an old police trick." "You didn´t fall for it." "Good foryou, kid." "Hike!" "Pass!" "Pass!" "[Whistle Blows]" " All right, shower up!" "Yes!" "Yo, Dugan, man, nice play, yo." "Word up." "Johnson, what a block, baby." "Word up." "Woodward." "Nice ass." "Damn." "Yo, Greg, what´s up?" "You gonna hit the showers orwhat?" "No, man." "I think I´m gonna work out, beat the bag a little." "Suityourself, kid." "All right." "Last one in the shower´s a rotten egg!" "Come on, y´all!" "I´m gonna gety´all!" "[ Laughing ]" "Don´tlet Uncle Ray catchyou!" "Who did this?" "Huh?" "Where areyou?" "This isn´t funny, all right?" "A small dick´s like a disability, man!" "Would you make fun ofa guy in a wheelchair?" "Huh?" "Would you?" "Come on out here, you sick fuck!" "I´ll kick the shit out ofyou right now!" "All right?" "It´s not the size ofthe hammer, it´s the nail you´re throwing it at!" "[Cindy] IIt´s ashamehowshe died." " She was such a nice girl." " Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy." " He had the biggest crush on her." " Ray, you´re a dead man." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle?" " Bring it on, Ray!" " Hold my earrings." "Where´s myVaseline?" " Take it easy." "What´s the problem?" " I´ll showyou the problem." "Oh" " That´s you?" "They" " They turned the hot water off in the showers, all right?" "Laugh it up, you guys." "Big laugh." "You know what?" "You can all go to hell!" "Greg, you´re not the only one who got one." "Oh, you mean Bobby´s got a baby dick too?" "No." "I was talking about the note." "I got one too." " Somebody knows." " That´s bullshit, Cindy." "Someone´sjust trying to fuckwith us." "We have to call the police, Greg." "You call the police, and I´ll kill you myself." "[ Punching Stomach ]" " You´re hurting her, man." " And you know what?" "That goes for all ofyou guys." "That psycho wants a piece ofme, bring it on." "But I´m not going tojail." "You got that?" "[Cindy Groaning]" "[Bones Crunching] - [ All Groaning ]" "What´s everybody talkin´ about?" "Just forget it, Shorty." "You already know too much." "[Cindy Groaning]" "[Audience Cheering] - [ Emcee ] Aren´t they beautiful?" " Buffy!" "[Man]Contestantnumberone!" "Very good." "And contestant number two." "Very good." "And contestant number three." "[Greg] Buffy!" "That´s mygirl!" " That´s my girlfriend!" " Yeah, that´s my girlfriend too!" " Hey, kiss my ass!" "[Boy #2] Yeah, II´m hitting that too!" " All right, Buffy!" " Hey, shut the hell up, man!" "[Boy #3] Thebestpussy IIeverhad!" " What, you want a piece ofme?" "Now the talent portion ofthe competition." "Oh, you guys, I´m gonna go downstairs for a closer seat." "Seeyou after the show." " Number three, Buffy Gilmore." " [ Cheers And Applause ]" "Hey, you know what?" "I´m gonna go hit the head." "You want me to bring you back anything?" "No, no, no." "I´m good, man." "But hurry back." "She´s gonna perform." " Don´t worry." "I´ll be back." " Goodevening, Buffy." "And what will be your talent for this evening?" "Acting." "I´ll be doing a dramatic reading." "[Boy] Yeah, yeah!" "Buffy Gilmore doing a dramatic reading." "Hey, do that thing from Baywatch!" "She´s running down the beach!" "Look out, Greg!" "Look behind you!" " It´s him!" "It´s the killer!" " Huh?" "Oh, my God!" "Somebody do something!" "Somebody do something!" "He´s killing him!" " He´s killing him!" " Must be an original piece." "He´s killing him!" " [ Sobbing ]" " She´s good." "She´s good." " What´s wrong with you people?" " That´s fantastic." "You fucking bastards!" "Whywon´t anyone help?" " Amazing." "[Woman]She´s thenextPamela Lee." "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Don´t!" " [ Groans ]" " Greg, hold on!" "[Emcee]Give itup forBuffyGilmore!" "Beautiful." " Absolutely fantastic." " [ Cheering ]" "I thinkwe have a winner, ladies and gentlemen." "Miss Buffy Gilmore!" "Buffy, wait." "You have to go back onstage." " No." "I have to get to Greg." " Butyou won!" " They´re callingyourname." " There´s a killer" " I won?" " They´re calling your name." "Go." " Buffy, what happened?" "What about Greg?" " Oh, fuck Greg." "I won." " Congratulations!" " Oh, out ofmyway, loser!" " Miss Buffy Gilmore!" "[CheersAnd Whistles]" "Here she comes" "Miss Teen She´s So Fine" " Such lovely tits" " Give me my crown, bitch." "And a great behind" "There she is Doggy style anytime" "AndII´ll do herbehind behindandbehind" "Oh, there sheis" "Sheloves 69" "There´s no sign ofhim anywhere." " He could´ve taken the body." " That´s impossible, Cindy." " There´s noblood." "There´s nothing." "Lookaround." " IIbetit´sjust Gregplaying... another one ofhis dumbjokes." "He´s gonna turn up." "I´m sure ofit." "He´s probably at my house waiting for us right now," "you guys." " All right, fii ne." "Butyou know what?" "I´m gonna look around some more, so" " You mind catching a ride home with Buffy?" " Yeah, no problem." " All right, fii ne." " Call me later." "[ Humming ]" "[Phone Rings]" " Hello." " [ Man´s Voice ] Hello, Cindy." " Who is this?" " It´s me, Bobby." "You know, your boyfriend." "Yeah, I´m sorry." "I guess I´m a littlejumpy lately." " Hey, any sign ofGreg?" " No." " Doyou want me to come by?" " No." "I´m just gonna take a bath, and then I´m gonna go to bed." "Okay." "I´d really like to seeyou, but" " I loveyou." "Aw." "I loveyou too, baby." "[ Farts ]" "[Rings]" "Bobby, I told you" "[ Man´s Voice ] I still know whatyou did last Halloween." " Who is this?" " [ Dial Tone ]" "[Phone Rings]" " [ Screams ] - [ Thud ]" " Ow!" "Ow!" "[Ringing]" " Hello." " I´m gonna kill you." " I´m gonna sliceyou up." " Who is this?" " I´m gonna chopyou like liver." " What doyou want?" "I´m in the house." "[ Snickering ]" "Doyou know where I am?" "[ Snickering ]" "I could be anywhere." "I´m like the wind, baby." "Yeah." "Where am I?" "[ Snickering ]" "Um, you´re-you´re behind the couch." "[ Snickering Stops ] What?" "How doyou know that?" "I can, um, seeyour feet." "Ah!" "Okay, turn around." "Closeyour eyes." "No peeking." "Yeah." "No." "No." "No." "Hey, no peeking." "No peeking." "Turn around." "Good." "Okay, nowyou look." "Now doyou know where I am?" "You don´t." "No, Mr. Killer." "I don´t know whereyou are." " I´ll giveyou a big clue." " [ Screams ]" "Oh!" "I gotta stop drinking." " Grandma!" " Ow, baby!" "Oh, my hip!" "[ Screaming ]" "[Woman Dispatcher] White womanin trouble offthe 744" "[Sirens Wailing]" "[Twigs Snapping] - [ Screams ]" "Areyou okay?" "I heard screaming." "What´s going on?" " Bobby, he was here." " Shh." " The killerwas here, Bobby." " It´s okay." " I can explain that." " Oh, my God." "A friend gave ´em to me." "Cindy." "Cindy." " [ Screaming ]" " Cindy." "Cindy!" "Cindy!" "Cindy!" "Cindy!" "It´s me, Cind." "[ Gasps ]" "Cindy, you know me." "Cindy." "I knowyou´ve had a rough night, Cindy, so I won´t keepyou." "I just wantyou to look at some photos." "Tell me whatyou think." "Mm-mmm." " No?" " No." " I´m sorry, Sheriff." " You sure?" "Okay, you´re free to go." "Doyou have somebody picking you up?" " Yeah." " Oh.Just" "Just check that one out again." " Mm, no." " No?" "No?" "Well, worth a shot." "All right, thanks." " Guess what I just did with those hookers we busted." " No way." "All the way, man!" "Yes, yes." "Watch this." "Doofy!" " Yeah?" " Come on." "Come on." "Okay." "Special Offiicer Doofy reporting." "Hey, Doofy, smell my fil ngers." " What´s that?" " That´s when you know you´ve become a man, Doofy!" "Hey, Terry, smell my fil nger." " What the hell is that?" " My ass." " Get the hell out ofhere, Doofy." " Doofy." " Mom said get home now." " Tell Mom I´m on offiicial police business." " Cindy, areyou okay?" " Hey, hey, hey." "No talking to the witness." " Go get in the car, Doofy." "She´s coming with us." " Does Mom know?" " Yeah, Doofus." " Mom says when I wear this badge, you´re supposed to treat me like a man ofthe law." "Mom also said foryou to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner." " [ Cheering ]" " Oh!" " Oh!" "Okay, three, two- [Man]Oh, no." "Gosh darn." " What now?" " It´sjust that there´s all these numbers with deci" " What, can´tyou count?" " No, I can count, but there´s really" " Let me make it easy foryou." "This little piggywent to the market." "This little piggy stayed home." "Now, ifthis little piggy doesn´t roll the goddamn camera" " I´m gonna put my foot up his fuckin´ ass" " We´re live, Gail." "Gail Hailstorm standing out front ofthe police station... where I´m going to try and get a glimpse ofCindy Campbell, theyoung girl who was attacked earlier this evening." " You´re on my foot, fat shit!" " Sorry, G" " What did I say?" " ´ Don´t ever step on Gail´s shoes.´" " Why not?" " Because Gail wears Prada shoes." " You idiot." " I´m a bad man." "[Reporters Shouting] Cindy!" "Cindy!" " Cindy, can we get a statement?" " Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen." " She´s not talking." " Is it true the police have someone in custody?" " Come on, Cindy." " Cindy, your ass looks fat!" "Bitch!" " Good shot." " Come on." " All right, who copped a feel?" " Gail, it was me." " Oh, my God." " It was an accident, Gail." "I only touched it, the top ofthe breast." " It was so tender andjuicy." " Shut up!" "[ Dial Tone ]" "[Phone Rings]" " Yo." " Hello, Shorty." "What areyou doing?" "Nothin´." "Sittin´ here watchin´ the game." "Smokin´ some bud." "Areyou all alone?" " Wassup?" " Wassup?" "What the-- Who´s that?" "Yo, pick up the phone." " Wassup?" " Wassup?" "Yo, Dookie, pick up the phone!" " Yo." " Wassup?" " Whatyou doin´, son?" " Nothin´.Just chillin´, killin´." "True." "True." "Soyou think Bobby did it?" "I don´t know." "But he was there, Buffy." "I knew there had to be something." "He´sjust too perfect." "Handsome, smart, good in bed." " What did you say?" " Uh" "Hey, Cind." "Gotyour ice pack foryour hand." " Ow!" " Sorry." " [ Groans ]" " II´llgetyouone foryourhead." "No, no, that´s okay, Doofy." "Hey, we´re gonna get that guy you dumped in the water." "Yeah." "II´llbenextdoor ifyouneedme." "Night, Cind." "Buffy, you told him?" "The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having." " Yeah, but what ifhe says something?" " Who´s gonna believe... a retarded retard like him anyway?" "Cindy, telephone." "Thankyou." " Hello." " [ Man´s Voice ] Hello, Cindy." " Guess what." " No!" " You got the wrong guy." " No!" " Doofy!" " It´s not Bobby." " Who is this?" " [ Dial Tone ]" " Doofy!" "Doofy!" " Oh, my God." "Hello?" "Hello?" "I said don´t disturb me while I´m cleaning my room!" "I heard Bobby got out this morning." "I haven´t seen him around." "Is he pissed?" "You mean since you branded him the Candyman?" "No." "His heart is broken." "Yo, son." "It´s like I seen this all before." "They had a killer at your old high school, Shorty?" "No, it was in this movie Scream." "Same dialogue and everything." "This is ill." " How did it end?" " I don´t know." "Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theater, so wejust broke out." " No doubt." " Okay, I saywe all just stick together." "Tonight everyone meet at my house." "And bring some friends." "But don´t tell everyone." "Try to keep it quiet." "Okay." "Yo!" "Party at Cindy´s house!" "Drunkwhite women for everybody!" "Ray, ifyou see Bobby, tell him I love him." "Okay." "IfI see Bobby, I´ll tell him I love him." "Jesus!" " It´s okay." "It´s all right." "It´sjust me, baby." " What, you don´t still think it´s me, doyou?" " No." "It´sjust that somebody did try to kill me." " And the police said I scared him away." " I know." "He called me last night." "You see, it couldn´t have been me." "I was injail last night." "Remember?" "You´re the best." "I´m sorry." "Please understand." "Understand what?" "That my girlfriend would rather call me a killer than touch me?" " That´s not true, Bobby." " Then what is it?" "What is it?" "She´s gone and she´s not coming back." " It´s been over a year, Cindy." " But Gingerwas such an important part ofthe Spice Girls." " Oh, you gotta move on, baby." " Oh!" "I´m sorry ifmy complicated life... is an inconvenience toyour perfect existence." "Cindy." "Cind." "[Sheriff] Okay, everybody, listen up." "Let mejust say, uh, the killing ofthese teenagers has been tragic, but, uh" "Hey, you know, shit happens." "[ Reporters Shouting ] Sheriff!" "." "Sheriff!" "." " Yes, Miss Thunderstorm." " Have they found Cindy Campbell´s father?" " No." " Isn´t he a suspect?" "That is classifiied information." "Where areyou getting that?" "I´m sorry, but my sources are strictly confiidential, Sheriff." "Hey, Gail." "Gail swallows." "Watch this." "Hello." "Who is this?" "What?" "You wanna kill me?" "Oh, God." "Hold on." " Cindy, it´s foryou." " [ Girls Laughing ]" "All right, knock it off, Buffy." "Now, asyouallhave heard, there is akillerin town... and the police have asked us to giveyou the following safety tips." "Stay in well-lit areas." "Do not travel alone whenever possible." "Always wipe front to back." "Andremember, never, ever believe someone... when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair... will rid you ofcrab infestation." "Now, I understand this is a diffiicult time foryou young ladies." "Soifanyoneneeds to come tomy offiice to talk," "I am here foryou." " Whata crock ofshit." "[Cindy]IIt´s not, Buffy!" " He´s real!" " [ Girls Laughing ]" "[ Inhales ]" "Miss Mann?" "Come in, dear." "Have a seat." "Take offyour bra ifyou´d like." "No, thanks." "What can I do foryou, Cindy?" "I need to talk." "See, I have this problem... and I don´t know who to tell." " Not feeling so fresh?" " Huh?" "Feminine odor and itching gotyou down?" "Uh, no." "No, not that." "Then what is it?" "I have a terrible secret." "Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets." "Sometimes we do things we´re not so proud of." "Some for money, others to gain the athletic edge on the competition." "Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us." " Aah!" " Doyou know what I mean?" "Yes, I do, um, Miss Mann." "Thanks for ball" "IImean, allyourhelp." "IIhave togo to class." "Anytime, dear." " Buffy, areyou coming?" " I´ll catch up with you guys in a sec." "[Man Whispering]Redrum." "Hello?" "Somebody there?" "Hello!" "[ Gasps ] Very funny." "Who putyou up to this, Cindy?" "Lose the cape." "It´s way too ´90s horror." "Oh, so what movie is this from, Die, Cheerleader, Die?" "Wanna play psycho killer?" "Can I be the helpless cheerleader?" "Oh, so this is where I´m supposed to beg for my life?" "Please, Mr. Killer, don´t kill me." "So is this where I´m supposed to bleed?" "Oh, look, I´m bleeding!" "Oh, yeah, I´m supposed to run, right?" "Okay." "I´m running!" "I´m running!" "Help!" "Help!" "NowII´m gonna fall andbreakmyleg, leaving mehelpless." " [ Bones Crack]" " Aah!" "Thereyou go, Mr. Scary Killer." "I´m panicking now." "Oh, God!" "Somebody please help me!" "Oh, God, no!" "No!" "Oh, now what?" "I guess this is the big climax." "Hopeyou don´t mind ifI fake it." "Aah!" "Oh, look at me." "I´m all dead." "I´m a gross, scary severed head." "Come on." "Please." "Doyouknow who IIam?" "II´m Miss Teen." "You´re reallygiving meaheadache." "And you got blood all over my Gucci sweater." "I hopeyou´re gonna pay for that." "Ah!" "I will not be ignored by the likes" " I´m gonnajump!" " Phil, get back in there." " No!" " Whatareyoudoing up there?" " Be reasonable." " I can´t take this fuckingjob... or those greasy shithead teenagers anymore!" " II´m going to enditall!" " Wait!" "Hold on!" "We´re getting help foryou!" "Now we know Bobby´s not the killer." "So who is?" "I don´t know." "Ifthe killer was in your house last night, why didn´t hejust kill you then?" "Because he´sjust messing with us." "Don´tyou see?" "He´s got us right where he wants us." "We can´t go to the police." "He´sjust out there watching us and waiting for us." "What areyou waiting for, huh?" "What areyou waiting for?" "What areyou waiting for?" "[ To Himself] What am I waiting for?" " [ Shouting ] What am I waiting for?" " What areyou waiting for?" " Fuckyou!" " [ Crowd Gasping ]" "[Woman] Oh, my God." "Ray, I still don´t think this party is a good idea." " You know I´m not gonna let nothin´ happen toyou." " I just don´t feel right." " Why can´t wejust do something else?" " How about we go to the movies?" "Huh?" "You like that?" "See a little movie, huh?" "[Hip Hop Plays On Radio]" " Hey!" "This is my song!" " Hey!" " You know they gave me a shout-out on the album, right?" " What?" "Everywhere I go I see the same ho´s" "Ooh, Brenda." "Did I tell you how sexyyou look in myjersey?" " I do, Ray?" " Yes." "I like it." "Hey, get up." "Go over there." "Let me see it." "[ Giggling ]" "Ooh!" "Yes, I like that." " You like that?" "You like that?" " Yeah." "Hey!" " Hey, put this on with it." " [ Laughing ]" " Ray, you are so freaky." " That´s right." "You know I´m freaky, girl." "Go on." "Pull it." "Pull it up." "[ Both ] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ahh!" "Yeah." "Here." "Put this on with it." "Go on." " Areyou sure?" " Go on, girl." "Go on." "Pull it on." " Okay." " Go on." " I like that look." " Ooh!" "I´m bad." "Here." "Put this on with it." "Go on, girl." "Put it on." "Yeah." "Put that shit on there." "Come on.Just shove it on." "Doit." "Yeah." "Ooh, so fuckingsexy." "Come here, girl." "Bring your little sexy ass over here." "Come on!" "Full speed." "Charge!" "[ Growling ]" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Come on!" "Turn around!" "Turn around!" "Come on!" "Yes, Brendan!" "Take it, Brendan!" "Take it, Brendan!" " Who?" " Uh" " Uh, Brenda." "Put the helmet on." "No, let´s role-play." "Come on." "You get me." " Come on!" "Come on!" " Huh?" "I´m here at Lover´s Lookout." "It´s dark, it´s in the middle ofnowhere, and it´s where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around." "So very likelywe´re about to see someone get killed." "Okay, sure enough, there´s a girl in that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone." "Let´s see ifshe´ll have a word with us." "Hi." "Gail Hailstorm, author ofthe new book You´re Next." " Oh, yeah." " Can you tell us your name?" " Well, my name´s Heather." " Can you tell us whatyou´re doing out here all alone?" "Well, yeah, sure." "My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out... and then we heard a noise out there, so he went to go check it, but-- well, that was, like, ten minutes ago." "Yeah, yeah." "Has it crossed your little mind thatyour boyfriend was probably murdered... and you´re about to be slaughtered next?" " Really?" "No way!" " Way." " Heather, good luck." " Okay, thanks, Gail." "You´re the best." " [ Screaming ]" "Just as I thought." "The murder is happening as we speak." "I´m going to try and break into the bloodshed." "Areyou getting this?" "Excuse me." "Heather, can you tell us whatyou´re feeling, honey?" "Lots ofpain." "Gail, please help me." "Gail, please!" "I´d like to helpyou out, kid, but it´s sweeps." "Sir, sir, can I get a word with you?" "You got a lot ofnerve coming here." "I´m just trying to do myjob." " Get the camera off me now!" "You´re dead, bitch." " No, Kenny, keep rolling!" "I´m gonna sliceyour head off and shove it up his ass." "Get that camera off me!" "Oh, my God, Kenny!" "Kenny, moveyour fat ass!" "Kenny!" "Oh, my God, he´s right behind you!" "[Kenny] This manis chasing´Miss Gail." "[Kenny Grunts] -[Thud]" "I´m so scared right now." "I just want to say... to the family ofmy cameraman, Kenny," "I am so sorry." "This was my interview, my story." "It´s all my fault." " You want some popcorn?" " Uh-uh." "I brought me a little snack ofmy own." "[PaperRustling]" " You want some chicken?" " Nah." "Mm-hmm." "For all y´all talkers up in here, it´s time to keep it down right now." "Shh." "Shh, back atyou." "Shh!" "Why they actin´ already?" "It ain´t nothin´ but the previews." "Thelargestship the worldhadeverknown." "IIts 400passengers andcrew onamaiden voyage toabrave new world." "Ajourney that wouldchange theirlives forever." "Whoo!" "I´m the king ofthe world!" "Whoo-hoo!" " [ Yells ] -[Whipmaster]Getyourass back down there, boy!" " I´m gonna go to the bathroom real quick." " The movie about to come on." "I gotta go to the bathroom." "Here." "Takeyour hot sauce." "[ Brenda ] Hurry up, man." "Don´t be long." "Back up!" "Let him through!" "You can move back some." "You don´t own the theater." "[Men Chattering]" "[Bell Rings] -[Announcer]Andthey´re off!" "." "IIt´s numberthreein thelead." "Numbertwo closebehind." "Andnumberthree is the winner!" "Numbertwo hasplaced, andnumberfour toshow." "Next week´s Triple Crown starts at2:30." "[Trickling]" " Behere early." "[BabySounds]" "[Sounds Continue]" "[ Laughing ]" "Hey, who was that?" "Go ahead." "Do it again." "Do it again." "Anon." "[Brenda] Mm-mmm." "Mm-mmm." "Mm-mmm!" "Don´tgoin there!" " [ Yells ] - [ Screams ] - [ Screams ]" "[ Laughing ] Lord, I´m gonna have a heart attack!" "Man, this is some scary shit!" "Oh, IIamscared!" "[Continues Laughing]" " Excuse me." " I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here." " ...out ofher favor" " That ain´t no man." " Youcanseeherrealhairright there!" " Doyou mind?" "I knowyou better get outta my face!" "Outta my face!" "Outta my face!" "This is all me up in here." "You handle that." "[Man] Willyoushut the fuck up!" "[Woman] Yeah!" "Mmm, mmm." "This movie is good." "Hey, baby." "You came backjust in time." "She´s about togetiton with Shakespeare." "She dressing likeaman" " Shut up." "Yeah, I gotyou." "I gotyou on camera." "You on Candid Camera now." "You ain´t know that." "[Cell Phone Beeping] - [ Audience Groaning ]" "Hello." "Hey, girl." "Uh-uh." "II´m in themovie." "Shakespeare In Love." "Uh-uh." "Ooh!" "Youlying." "For Christ´s sake, will youjust shutyour trap!" " Shut up!" " Hold on." "IIdon´tknow whyy´all is actin´like this." "My girlfriend already seen the movie." "She said they don´t even stay together in the end." "Give me that." "Right on." "Will you sit down." " [ Groans ]" " Shut up." "Your ass is grass." " This is forThelma!" " And Louise!" "This is for talking through The Fugitive!" " You ruined Schindler´s List." "Jackie Chan movies." " Boogie Nights!" " And Big Momma´s House!" "[ AudienceJeering ]" "Aaaaaahhhhh!" "[ Applause ]" "AndIIcannotmarry the daughter ofSir RobertDe Lesseps." "[LoudRock]" "Um, you guys, there´s a few too many people." "Oh, honey, please don´t throw-- Hey, you guys, stop." "Hey!" "Hey, please!" "That´s my dad´s!" " No, don´t touch" " Ah, no!" " Doyou have more beer?" " Doyou have more beer?" " Um, yeah." "Uh, check in the garage." "No, no, no, no!" "Don´t!" "[MetalClanging]" "[ Sighs ] Kitty, you scared me." "[Clanging] - [ Whinnying ]" "Horsey." "Oh, you scared me too." "Hello?" "Who´s there?" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Please, don´t!" "Please!" "I´m just a day player!" "[ Screaming ]" "Oh, my God!" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Screaming ]" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" "Chug!" " [ Screaming ] - [ Howling ]" "Yeah!" "Oh, Bobby." "Bobby." "I was worried aboutyou." "I thought the killer got toyou before I could." "Could what?" "I wanna go upstairs." "There´s something I wanna showyou." " [ Chuckles ] Yeah." " [ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah." " Hey, party on!" " [ All ] Yeah!" " So" " So. [ Giggles ]" "Here we are... again." "Yeah. [ Giggles ]" "And, you know, ifyou´re not ready," "I´ll understand." "Bobby." "I am ready." " You are?" " Yeah." "I can´t keep fiighting these urges." "I have tojust give in to them... and let them flow." "Right." " Bobby?" " Huh?" "I have been so selfiish." "This is like a scene from a movie or something." "Only it isn´t a movie, Bobby." "This is real life." "It´s all a movie, baby." "There´s the sound guy." "There´s the script supervisor." "Howya doin´, baby?" " Bobby?" " What?" "What I mean is that in real life... you have to enjoy each moment." "[ Moaning ]" "Mmm!" "Ow!" "[ Groaning ] Bobby." " [ Mumbling ]" " Bobby!" "Can I tell you a secret?" "Sure, man." "I see dead people." "[ Laughing ] Man, this shit is awesome!" "Yo, son, we gotta roll some more ofthat shit!" "[ Shrieking ] Ah, shit!" "We don´t have any more papers, man." "We don´t have any more papers." "Oh, man!" "What can we use to make a bong?" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" " Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" " Yeah!" "Oh, shit, son!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" "Toke!" " This some good shit!" " [ Shouting, Whooping ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Grunting ]" " Bobby!" "I´ve never done this before." " What?" "It´s okay." "It´s okay." "It´sjust like-- It´s like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop." " A Tootsie Pop?" " Yeah, a cherry-flavor one." " Oh." " With the fudge in the middle?" " [ Makes Sucking Sound ]" " Okay. [ Giggles ]" "Showmenow Showmehow" "Howitfeels when we´re together" "Just like that." "II´m afraid ifwe wait" "Just like that, baby." " We´llbe waiting till forever -[Crunch]" " Ah!" "Oh!" "Jesus!" "I never could wait to get to the chewy middle." " You know what?" "Let me." " Oh." "Okay." "Goddamn!" "[ManSinging, Lyrics IIndistinct]" "II´m flying´solo butdon´tknowifIIcanstop" "Don´taskme why Don´tmakemelie" "Justkick back justsitback" "Enjoy theride" "´Cause II´m aspaceman" " [ Bats Squeaking ] -[Cindy Giggles]" "Guess it´s been a while." "Sostay with me" "Oh!" "Oops!" "[ Giggling ]" "It´s very, uh, ´70s ofyou." "Oh, yeah." "Oh, Bobby!" "[ Gagging ]" "Come here, Bobby!" "I want it now!" "Oh, man, am I fuckin´ stoned!" "Yeah, me too, son." "Hey, you guys hear that?" " [ Mimics Electronic Sound That Precedes Killer´s Appearance ] - [ Whimpering ]" " [ Laughing ]" " Oh!" "[ All Laughing ]" " Shh!" " [ Touch Tones ]" " [ Line Ringing ] - [ Girl ] Hello?" " Hello." "What´s your favorite scary movie?" " [ Girl ] Hello?" "[ All Laughing ]" "Let me talk to her." "Shh!" "I´m gonna gutyou like a pig!" "[ All Laughing ]" "Oh, yeah!" "Oh!" "Yeah!" "What´s my name, Bobby?" "What?" "Ah!" " What´s my name, bitch?" " Ow!" "God!" "It´s Cindy!" "Whose is it, Bobby?" "Whose is it, Bobby?" "It´s yours." "Ahhhhhh!" " [ Roaring ]" " Oh, my God!" "[Rumbling]" "Oh, shit!" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Rapping ] Don´t even contest ´Cause I´ll makeyou undress" "Like porn dancers waitin´ at the front door for an answer" "Hey, yo, I´m sick ofartifiicial MCs like silicone titties" "Hey, yo, check it, yo." "Fuck a cheap ball" "I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong" "And ifI wanna fuck long I let my ding-a-long hit the bong" "And then the song Always pass the dutchie to the left" "Because the right way is wrong [ Cackling ]" " Whoo-hoo!" " I got one." "I got one." "Here it goes." "Ready?" "I´m gonna slash and gash Cut another hole in your ass" "I spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your balls" "Ifthe phone rings don´t answer the call" "Gonna slityour throat fuckyou like a goat" "Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat Peace!" "Yo!" "That was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son!" "Bobby..." "where wereyou tonight?" " What?" " I wasjust curious." "What tookyou so long to get here?" "Whyyou so curious?" "I don´t know." "I thought it would flit the ´90s horror cliche... ifyou turned out to be the killer." "Oh, so, what?" "You think I killed Buffy and Greg?" "Buffy and Greg are dead?" " I thoughtyou knew that." " Oh, my God!" "Bobby, turn around!" "It´s the killer!" "[ Screaming ]" " Cindy!" " [ Gasps ]" " Oh, my God!" "Bobby!" "Bobby!" " Cindy." "Help me." " Bobby, it´s okay." " Gimme the gun." "Gimme" "It´s gonna be okay, Bobby." "Yo, wait for me!" "There´s a killer in the house!" "There´s ass, blood and guts everywhere!" "Someone done gone crazy, son!" " [ Chuckling ] We all go a little crazy sometimes." " Bobby, no!" "Oh, shit, son!" "[ Whimpering ] Oh, my God!" "[ Groaning ]" "Cindy, he shot me in the lungs." "[ Inhaling ]" "You wanna hit this shit?" "Ketchup." "Just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby." "Oh, my God!" "Ray, you´ve gotta help me!" "Bobby´s gone crazy!" "[ Girl´s Voice ] Surprise!" " [ Killer´s Voice ] Surprise, Cindy!" " [ Gasps ]" "Why areyou doing this, Bobby?" "Why?" "Why?" "You hear that, Ray?" "I think she wants a motive." " Did Scream have a plot?" " No." "[ Chuckles ] Did IIKnow What YouDidLastSummer make any sense?" "Don´t think so!" "What about the sequel?" "What was with that fat, whiteJamaican kid?" " I wanna kill that motherfucker." " It was bad casting, Bobby." "How about this for a motive?" "Lack ofsex!" "It can cause serious deviant behavior." " I thoughtyou loved me." " Oh, I did, baby." "IIdid." "Butabstinence canmakeyou discovernewthings aboutyourself." "That´s right, Cindy." "I´m gay." "Andin caseyouhaven´tnoticed, sois Ray." "What?" "I ain´t gay." " What areyou talking about?" "You took me to that club." " So, they play good music." " What about our trip to San Francisco, then?" " I wanted to go shopping." " Butyou made love to me." " No." "First ofall, you sucked my" "Whatever, Ray!" "IIdon´t want to talk about this now." "The point is, I´m a new man, and I´m ready to leave all this behind and start a new life." " Soyou killed all your friends?" " Oh, no." "Justyou." "And maybe Shorty, but that wasn´t planned or anything." "But here´s the genius part." "We´re copycatting a serial killer that already exists." " It´s the perfect crime, Cindy." " But wait!" "There´s more!" "Hang on toyourseat, baby, ´cause this one´s ascreamer!" " I´ll be back." " Uh-oh." "Moveyour big ass." "Come on." " Dad!" " [ Grunts ]" "What areyou gonna do, frame him?" "Nah." "We´rejust havin´ a little bit offun with old daddio." "Thepoliceare gonna fiind youanddaddyboth dead, andmeandRayare the onlysurvivors ofamaniac´s revenge." " You ready?" "I´m ready." " You ready?" "I´m ready to do this shit." " Come on." "Come on." "All right." " All right." " Come on!" "[ Shouts ]" " Give it to me." "No!" "Wait, wait, wait, wait." " Ready?" "All right." "Let´s do this." " Wait, wait." "Ready." " Come on." "Come on." " Ready." "Give it to me!" "No!" "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!" " Rememberwhat we talked about?" "To the side." " I know." " How many times we gonna go over this?" " Okay." "Stop.Just-- All right." "Trust me, okay?" " All right." "I´m ready." " Trust me." "I got this shit." "Ready?" " Wait, wait, wait!" " I´m about to cutyour throat, boy!" "Stop acting like a little girl." "Come on." "Come on!" " You´re right, you´re right, you´re right." "Yeah, come on!" " Come on." "You ready?" "No!" "Youguys arepsychos!" "You´ve seen one too manyTV shows!" "No!" "Watching television shows doesn´t create psycho killers!" "Cancelin´ TV shows does!" "The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man!" "It was a good-ass show, and we didn´t even get a fil nal episode!" "Take it easy!" "I´m feelin´ a little woozy here!" "It´s my turn." "Give me the knife." "Fuck outta here." "Ain´t nobody stabbin´ me." " [ Cindy Screams ] - [ Ray, Bobby Groaning ]" "Surprise, Cindy!" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Growling ]" "[ Snarling, Yelling ]" "[ Cindy Screams ]" "[ Groaning ]" "All right, all right." "Hold on a second." "Just give me a moment." "Ah." "One" "[ Grunting, Sighing ]" "[ Bones Cracking ] Oh, yeah." "That´s it." "Ah." "Okay." "[ Cindy Shouting ]" "[IIrishJig Plays]" "[ Shouting ]" " [ Screams ]" " Dad!" " [ Mumbling, Gasping ]" " Areyou okay?" "I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here." "But, Dad, you were here." "You were in the closet." "Oh, yeah, that´s right." "Did you get some girlfriends´ numbers for me?" " Dad, they´re dead." " Ah, you know, I can´t get a break." "[Siren Wailing]" " What´s that?" "Is that the cops?" "Okay, okay, listen, honey." "Help me up now." "Uh" " Uh" " Ifthe cops come, tell ´em I´m a plumber, okay?" "You had a leaky faucet, and you called, and they sent me over." "We don´t know each other." "[Sirens Continue]" " No!" "No!" " [ Tires Screeching ]" "Dad, Dad, putyour arms down." " What the hell´s goin´ on here?" "[Man]Sheriff, it´s abloodbath in there." " He was right here!" "I swear it!" " Who was?" "The killer!" "The guy that murdered all my friends!" "And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there." " All over the place." " Dad." "Stop it." "All right, Cindy." "I´m gonna have to takeyou down to the station." "I´m cool, though, right?" " I´m okay?" " Let´s" " Let´s go, Cindy." "Cindy." "Call me." "Daddy´ll getyou out, honey." "Okay." "Let´s go over this again." " You say it was an accident." " Yes." " He was on the road." " And you think he came back to get revenge?" " It has to be him, Sheriff." " [ Banging ]" "Here, Sheriff." "Theywanted me to give this toyou." " That´ll be all, Doofy." " Okay." " I´m gonna go, then." "All right." " All right." "Bye, Cind." "II´m sorry, Cindy." "IIt wasn´t themanyouguys killed." "His name was David Keegan." "Some fiishermen found his body a few weeks later." " He´s buried in Lakewood Cemetery." " That´s impossible." " Then I don´t know who it could be." " He´s gotta be someone... who was connected with all the victims, someone who knew about the accident." "Someone who could move around without being noticed." "Oh, my God." "She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy." "He had the biggest crush on her." "[ Gasping ] It´s me, Cind." "´Night, Cind." " Doofy!" " Shithead?" " Haveyou seen Doofy?" " No." " Haveyou seen Doofy?" "Has anybody seen Doofy?" " No, Sheriff." " No." " [ Man ] Yeah." "Just went out the back, Sheriff." "[ Sheriff] Doofy!" "He walks alone underthebig citylights" "He always knows just when the timeis right" "He nevershows whathe´s thinking He keeps itinside" "Becausehe´s too coolforschool" "He comes alive when thesun goes down" "He gets itright Youknowhe´s always down" "He´s gotone eye open andhis earto theground" "Andhe´s too coolforschool" "He´s an operator He´s arealplayer" "Andifyoumess with him youknowyou´llnever win - [ Gasps ]" "No-o-o-o-o!" "[Song Continues, Lyrics IIndistinct] - [ Continues Shouting ]" "[ Cackling ] Shit, son." "Yo, what the deal?" "[ Cackling ] Shit, son." "Yo, what the deal?" "Yo, ify´all watchin´ this tape right now," "Yo, ify´all watchin´ this tape right now, that means I didn´t make it." "that means I didn´t make it." "Either I´m a prisoner, orworse, dead." "Either I´m a prisoner, orworse, dead." "But eitherway it goes, I´m gonna tell you all the rules to survive this situation." "But eitherway it goes, I´m gonna tell you all the rules to survive this situation." "Rule number one:" "You gotta be quick." "Rule number one:" "You gotta be quick." "Rule number two:" "Don´t fall down." "Rule number two:" "Don´t fall down." "And rule number three:" "Whateveryou do, never look back." "And rule number three:" "Whateveryou do, never look back." "Y´all wish me luck." "Y´all wish me luck." "Snatch and run, y´all!" "Snatch and run, y´all!" "Come back here, you motherfuckers!" "Son ofa bitch!" "Come back here, you motherfuckers!" "Son ofa bitch!" "[Rap, IIndistinct]" "[Rap, IIndistinct]" "This isn´t easy for me." "I know we´ve been together a long time, but I found somebody else." "Okay?" "I´m in love." "Don´t look at me like that!" "[ Sniffles ] We could still be friends." "You can come into my room wheneveryou want." "Wejust can´t" " No." "No!" "Okay,just one time." "[ Whirring ]" "Yeah." "That´s it!" "Whoo!" "Oh!" "[FluidBeing SuckedUp]" "[DoofyGasps] -[Vacuum Stops]"