"Last Day of School May 28, 1976 - 1:05 P.M." "I'm headed this way." "Later." " So what did we decide?" " About what?" "About tonight?" "I'll probably get hung up with the guys." "Why don't we just meet at the party?" " Okay." "Wouldn't want you waitin' around for me all night." " Alright." " Cool." "See ya later." " Bye." "Slater - san!" "How's it goin'?" " Fixin' to be a lot better." "What time is your party, man?" " 9:30, man." "I'll be there, man." "See ya later, alligator." "Wait!" "I gotta cruise by this afternoon on a little business, if you know what I'm talkin' about." " That." " It's what I'm talking about." "I'm fuckin' wasted." "Walkin' down the hall by myself, smokin' a "J" with 50 elves." "Later." " Woodward, Bernstein." "That makes you Deep Throat!" "Is this a smoked or liquid lunch?" "Smoked, right?" "Are we gonna play poker tonight?" " Count me out." "I'll probably be going to Pickford's party." "We should do that." "We can play poker anytime." " Go to a party?" "Mike!" "Cynthia...?" " Don't worry about it." "I don't feel comfortable at those things." " Pick us up at 8." "I guess we're going to the party." "I gotta tell you about this dream." " Oh yeah?" "But you gotta promise not to tell anyone." "Say "l promise."" "I promise not to tell anyone." " Thank you." "Okay, there I am." "And I'm gettin' it on with this perfect female body, but..." "What?" " I can't say." "You can't build me up and not deliver!" ""Perfect female body." Not bad." "But the head of Abraham Lincoln." "I mean, the hat and the beard..." "Oh well, best not think too deeply." " Best not." "I gotta get some stuff from Mr. Birchfield." "See ya in a few minutes." ""Gilligan's transistor radio." That was a good one!" "What about that one where that sexy surfer catches that huge wave!" "You remember that?" " Oh yeah." "The mosquitoes!" " Pink, let's go!" "Come on!" "I can't go until Miss Wilk gets here." "So get Benny." " Alright." "What?" " Coach gave me something for you." "They're really doin' this?" " He wants 'em all back today." "Everybody's signing it?" " Just to get him off our backs." "You sign it." "Never think about it again!" "You're gonna make a big deal outta this, aren't you?" "You're gettin' air from here." "It's no good." "You see this?" "It's gotta be tight to get a good hit." "I ain't believing' that about Bonham's 1 - hour drum solo. - 2 minutes." "You couldn't handle that on acid." "We're gonna go to the bathroom." "Could you let Miss Wilks know?" "This is totally amazing!" ""l voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs or engage in any other illegal activity that may jeopardize the years of hard work we have committed to a championship season in '76."" " Bullshit!" "You guys are signing?" " Apparently." " What next?" "Urine tests?" "I didn't know drugs are such a problem they had resort to neo" " McCarthyism!" "They're afraid we'll have a good time!" " The "age- suppressing- youth thing"." ""Neo" " McCarthyism!" I like that!" " That's good, Tony." "You were in class trying to list all the "Gilligan's Island" episodes!" "What're you talking about, girl?" " You weren't thinking about it, huh?" ""Gilligan's Island?"" " It's what 's called a male pornographic fantasy." "Oh my!" " Think about it!" "You're alone on a deserted island with two readily available women:" "one a seductive sex- goddess type, the other a healthy girl- next- door type with a nice butt." "So guys have it all..." "the Madonna and the whore." "Women get nothing." "We get a geek, an overweight, middle- aged guy, some nerdy scientific type." "The professor is sexy." " Pink!" "Come on, man!" " We're off to raise some hell." "Look at that!" "Hey, you guys!" "Wait up!" "Benny, I have a favor to ask you." " What do you need?" "Take it easy on my brother this summer." " Mitch Kramer?" "Yeah, Mitch Kramer." "I'm gonna give him a beating!" "Don't get him more than the others." "He's kinda little." " You got our word." "Little brother'll be okay." " Thanks." "See you guys!" "These guys, I don't know..." "Just a little bullshit, right?" " Major bullshit." "He's a dead man!" "Shotgun!" "Check it out." "I been waitin' 3 years for this." "Those junior high kids are dead meat." "We're gonna beat 'em!" "Okay, you freshman fucks, listen up!" "It's your lucky day." "Usually you spend your freshman summer getting your asses busted and running for your lives." "But this year, we feel sorry for you." "So we're gonna take it easy on you and save us all a lot of time." "So if you meet here after school today, you'll only get one lick from each of us." "But you run like cowards, it's open season all summer." "Oh yeah, Mitch Kramer!" "Mitchy!" "We're lookin' for you, pal." "Your ass'll be purple..." "Have a nice afternoon." "You better get outta town." "Spend the summer with your grandparents." "You are gonna show up to our game tonight?" "I'm pitching." "I kinda have to." " How should we inscribe your tombstone?" "How 'bout "Bent over"?" " Right, piss- ant!" "Why aren't they after anybody else?" " They are, man." "Believe me." "I know, man." "Come on, Mel, hop on." " Let's go!" "Shit!" "Hey, Coach." "So tell me, any of you girls gonna be ready to play football this fall?" " Don't know." "I've been doing so good in English, I figured I'd be a writer." "You wouldn't know how to write your name if it wasn't on your locker." "Don't go soft on me this summer, sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around." "Hell, man!" "My grandmother's quicker than you pansies!" "'course she's 6'3", 250 and runs a 4.5 40." " What's the matter, Floyd?" "Quarterbacks don't have to do what coaches say?" "You give him that pledge?" "The pledge, did you give it to him?" " Yeah, it's right here." "If you could get that to us by the end of the day." "You guys see that he does." "Alright, Coach." " See ya!" "Randy Floyd!" "You need an attitude adjustment." "Get your priorities straight!" "And watch out with that other crowd." "Don't think I haven't noticed." "Hey!" "I want that paper on my desk before you leave here today, you hear me?" ""Attitude adjustment!"" ""Priorities!"" " Runs with that bad crowd." "Watch yourself." "Well, I got Coach's and everybody's attitude- adjusted priorities here." "Yeah, that's good." " Yeah." "You hear O'Bannion flunked?" " What a dumb shit!" "You all ready to bust some ass?" "What's up, Don, Benny, Melvin?" "Good to see ya." " See ya in half an hour." "We gotta take your truck." "I'm low on gas." " My truck?" "What're you doing?" "Picking up trash?" "I was waiting for one of them idiot coaches to piss me off." "You take the thing too personally." "You gotta... shake it off." "Ever thought why we play football?" "How many times you gotten laid because you're a football player?" "I don't know." "A few, probably." " A few?" "I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or something." "I gotta put in a final appearance..." " Who you got going in there?" "Vicky." "Come on, let's go get naked now!" "Come on!" " Mr. Dawson?" "Take it somewhere else." "Mr. Floyd, are you gracing us with your presence?" "Might as well." "Ginny?" "You and I could get together." "It'll be illegal." "I'll keep things quiet." "At the party there's gonna be a girl with knockers this big." " Bullshit!" "Promise." "Two handfuls." " No way!" " Hey!" "Pentico's got his brother's car." "Let's go, man." "Cool." "Go talk to him." " I'm not going alone." "Mr. Payne?" "Sir?" "Every second you let us out early would increase our chance of survival." "Like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle:" ""Men, 50 of you are leaving on a mission." "25 ain't comin' back."" "The '68 Democratic Convention was probably the most bitchin' time in my life." "One more thing:" "This summer, with all the bicentennial 4th of July brouhaha, you're actually celebrating a bunch of slave- owning, aristocratic white males who didn't want to pay their taxes." "Jump in!" "Come on!" "Hurry up, Hirschfelder, or we're gonna leave your ass." " Let's go!" "Oh shit!" "Ducks on the pond!" " How're you doin', boys?" "Wake up, bitch!" "Open!" "Open!" "Hey, open!" "What do you think?" " Alright." "Let's go." "Hey, you!" "Come here." "You." "Who are you?" "Nobody." "I mean, I wasn't in the truck." "Are you a freshman?" " Yeah." "Are you in or are you out?" " ln." " Let's go." "We really pissed 'em off." "Just drop me off at my house." "You still with me?" "My house!" "They're slowing down." "You get out and get 'em!" "Good luck, man." "Be there tonight!" "Nice try, freshman." "For being brave little kids, I'm only gonna give you 5 licks." "Grab a pole and let's get going." "I don't think so, creep!" "Mom!" "Carl, get in the house." "Get in the house!" "And you..." "Get the hell off my property." "Sorry, ma'am." "I was just escorting your fine son home from school." "There's some ruffians about and I..." "Oh, Mitch and Carl, we'll be seeing each other again." "I fuckin' saw that, you sack of shit!" "You two are dead!" "Fuckin' dead!" "Excuse me." "Thank you." "Alright, you little freshman bitches!" "Air raid!" "That was pathetic!" "Let's try it again." "That means get up, you lazy bitches!" "Get up!" "Air raid!" "That was horrible, you slut girls, you freshman sluts!" "Get up!" "Up!" "Up!" "Up!" "..." "Air raid!" "The entire community seems to be supporting this, or turn their heads." "They have permission to use the parking lot." "No parents seem to mind." "They're selling concessions." " I know." "We seniors, we tried." "We gave you a chance, but since you prick teasers can't follow instructions, we're gonna have to try something else, won't we?" "Seniors?" "You love us." "Smile!" "You love us!" "Suffer, sisters!" "Eat it!" "Open wide!" "Love it, girls!" "Welcome to high school, honey!" "Propose to Mr. Dawson." "Will you marry me?" "Don't know." "What's in it for me?" "Anything you want." " Anything?" " Anything." "Go like this." "Do you spit or swallow?" "Whatever you like." "Whatever I like?" "I'd definitely marry you." " That's so degrading." "You're an asshole." " Yes, I am." "That's terrible, man." "Horrible." "I feel for you." "I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it." "Now fry like bacon, you little freshmen piggies!" "Hi." " Propose to Tony." "Oh, God." "On your knees!" "Will you marry me?" "What am I supposed to say?" " I don't know." "What will you do for me?" " Anything you want." "Imagine the possibilities." "Seriously, you can stand up." "What's your name?" " Sabrina." " I'm Tony, Anthony actually." "Sorry." "This is Mike." "We're just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals, wondering why someone like you would subject yourself to it." "What're we having?" "Social hour?" "I'm a bitch." "Back to the pit." "It's almost over." "Am I mistaken, or was there a little thing going on with that vixen, stud?" "You know how it is..." " Bet she's cute once you clean the shit off her." "Okay, it's hot out here, and I'm sick of looking at you." "So let's get outta here." "What you lookin' at?" "Wipe that face off your head, bitch!" "Get in the truck." "Maybe if you ever left the poker table." " What about you?" "The point is, that's why we're going out tonight." "You might experience something more tangible than an Abe Lincoln dream." "A hairline fracture!" "What did you do?" " Benny was wearin' their asses out!" "Just givin' 'em a little beatin' they'll never forget." ""Here's to you, Ma!"" "That's your fuckin' mother!" "Say man, fuck the coaches." "Do it for us." " You pick this thing up?" "Yeah." " What're you doin'?" " He ain't doin' shit." "Any more details of my life you can let me in on, Ben?" " Lots!" "O'Bannion, what're you doin'?" "You didn't hear, did you?" "I got a shotgun pulled on my ass." "Seniors are the best!" "Hey, Mrs. Pickford." " You here to see Kevin?" "No, actually, we came to see you." " Bet you're glad school's out." "Got our report cards today." " How did you do?" " Straight A's." " Both of you?" "Just kiddin'." " Big trip?" " For the weekend." " Takin' Kev?" "No, he's staying here." " Oh, he is?" "Go on in." "He's up there somewhere." "Let's get together sometime." " Yeah, that'd be fun." "What do you do for fun?" " Just hang out with the girls." "Drive around." "That kind of stuff." "There's a big party tonight." "Do you wanna come?" " Yeah?" "Cool." "You think it'd be all right?" " Fine." " Great." "Pick you up at 8:30." "See you then." " Okay, bye." "Sample of the goods." "15 bucks." "Can you spot me ten?" "I'll pay you like Tuesday." "Thank you." "Who is it?" " Kevin, you need to come out." "It reeks in here." "Kevin, there's someone out here who needs to talk to you." "What about?" " Get the door, man!" "Here." "Slater, lose it!" " Kevin, open the door." "Dad, Mom." "What's up?" " Did you order kegs of beer?" " No." "There's a fella on a beer truck that says you did." "Oh, really?" "Just a sec." "That guy said I ordered a keg of beer?" " Yeah." "He said it's for the Pickford residence." " This address?" " Yeah." "Funny." "Why don't I see what's going on?" " Think you better." "Be right back." "Know anything about a party here?" "No, sir." "Hey, man." "Aren't you a bit early?" "Yeah, about an hour and a half." "I got a little action happening'..." " So you got the wrong house." "Yeah, inconvenience for you..." "Wrong Mr. Pickford altogether!" "These things happen." "Don't worry about it..." "Ben." "Were you going to have a party here?" " Don't know what that was about." "Start unpacking." "We're not goin' anywhere." "Fucker!" "Strike two!" "Time!" "Kramer, get this kid out, or we're gonna beat your ass!" "Let's go!" " Beat you like a runnin' mule!" "Hey, man, forget about those guys." "Just get this last guy out." "Easy for your ass to say!" " There's nothin' you can do." "How'd they know I was gonna be here?" "Quit stalling'!" " Hope you got more than a jock strap under there!" "Because you're not gonna be able to sit, don't let it affect you." "Leave through the gate in right field." "That'll draw them out of here." "They're gonna get you anyway." "Yeah, get outta here." "What're you lookin' at?" "Keep your head in the game!" "Strike three!" "Good game..." "Good game!" " Way to go." "Come on." "Mitch!" "What happened to your buds?" " Let's get this guy!" "How's your dad doing?" " He's doing great." "This arm ready to throw 2,000 yards next fall?" " We'll see." "We're depending' on you boys." "Let me tell you what." "You're lookin' good." "13 starters comin' back, 22 lettermen." "Yeah." "You folks take care." " Good to see you, Randy." "Oh God, you know that hurts!" " What's goin' on here?" "Pink, you missed it!" " Where are you headed to now?" "The Emporium." "Gonna join us?" " Yeah, see you up there." "You sign my paddle later." "Gotta get seconds with him." " You next, Pink." " Sure." "You already got him." "Fuck it." "I'm gonna find your skinny partner Carl and his mom." "I took it easy on you." "You're not smilin' now, you sack of shit." "Benny, Don!" " Bummer about Pickford's party." "His old man found out." "Total rip- off." "We got a few sixers." "You with us?" " Yeah, gotta go home and change." "Catch up with you." " See you later." "Kid, take care of that butt." "Hold up!" "You need a ride?" "Yeah." "I think they left me." "Here you go." "There's always one senior who has to be the bad ass." "O'Bannion's gonna be the first senior to take that honor 2 years in a row." "The guy's a dick, right?" "Yeah, he's kind of a joke." "He's not a bad guy to have on your side." "Did you get it bad when you were a freshman?" " Shit, man!" "They waited for my ass after baseball." "It was vicious." "It's best to get a lot at once, 'cause after 10 licks, your ass is so numb, it's best to get it over with." "I had some pretty cool seniors." "They'd take you out, bust the hell outta you and get you drunk." "Thanks, man." " Take care." "Since the party's not goin' on, me and the other guys'll end up riding' around." "Want us to pick you up?" "Think that's a good idea?" " Yeah, sure, man." "The guys who haven't got you yet will give you a few days to rest." "It'd be pretty cool to show up and let 'em know it doesn't bother you." "Yeah, okay." "Cool." " See ya later?" " Sure." "Thanks for the ride." "Hey, man." "Put some ice on it." "Won't be anything a few beers can't take care of." "What did she say?" "I'm just interested." "What did she call me?" "You hang out with her." "You know it." "They talk about us." "Just tell us." "Nothing." " Nothing?" "I know you're lying, you bitch!" "You're not gonna get mad." " I'm not." " I don't care what she thinks." "She called you a bitch and you a slut." " She called me a slut?" "That bitch!" " Everybody calls you a slut!" "That bitch!" "I'm gonna kick her ass." "What a bitch!" "You said you weren't gonna get mad." " I'm not mad." "Look, I got a confession to make." " What do you mean?" "Well, y'know I've been talking about going to law school, to help people?" "I was standing at the post office and everybody's looking pathetic." "People got drool sorta..." "This guy's bending over." "You could see the crack." "And I realized that I don't want to do it." "Sounds good but I don't like the people I was talking about helping." "I don't like people, period." "You guys are okay, but I'm a misanthrope." "You're not goin' to law school?" "What do you wanna do?" "I wanna dance!" "Alright, let's rock and roll." "Hop in, man." "Whose car?" "You know Wooderson?" " How's it goin'?" "Pretty good." "How's it goin' with you?" "Say man, you got a joint?" "No, not on me." "It'd be a lot cooler if you did." "You driving' into Houston to get those Aerosmith tickets?" " Damn right!" "Evenin', ladies." " Nice..." "Need me to pick up a couple?" " Yeah, two." " Cool." "You sure I'm okay in here?" " If anyone starts messing' with you, play it cool." "One to go." "Prickford!" ""Would- a- been" happening'!" " Bummer about your party." "What can I say?" "Delivery guy bricked." "He said: "Keep your eye on the ball."" "How's it goin'?" " What's goin' on?" " Nothin'... nothin' at all." "You know Mitch?" " I just heard about you." "What'd you hear?" " Don't know." "Are you okay?" "Guess I'll see you guys later." " Okay." "What grade's she in?" " Sophomore." "We gotta hurry though." "Check this out, man." " Donny, I got a big surprise for you." "Come on, let me make this shot!" "Hold onto this!" "Tight!" "Gene!" "Nice tongue!" "Who painted 'em?" " Mostly Michelle." "I got an idea." " What?" "A beer bust later!" " Pickford's got a dube about to burn." "You with us?" " Think about it." "You cool, man?" "Like how?" "He was just askin' if you get high." " Like smoke pot?" "I never have before, but..." "Where you goin'?" "Hi..." "No." "Crank it up!" "It's the chicks." "Shavonne's still mad at me." "Watch me get something going." "Hey, what's goin' on?" "What're you up to?" " A little weed..." "Maybe a beer bust later on." " Really?" "Cool!" "See you around." " Check you later." "Slate, why're you such a dork?" " What?" " "Check you later!"" "Get off my case, man!" "Chicks don't wanna hear that shit." " They don't wanna hear anything!" "The girls in our classes are all prudes." "Worthless little bitches." "The girls ahead of us were wild." "Our class is worthless." "Maybe you've never got past the sniffing' - butt stage." "It's quality, not quantity." "Wait till I get to college." " All I'm gonna do is bang, bang..." "Hirschfelder, let's go." " Let's get outta here." "Come on, man!" "It's time to leave!" "I'll be right back." "You leave, you can't come back." " Aw, gee." "You hear that?" "If we leave, we can't come back." " Oh no!" "What should we do?" "What the hell?" "I was gettin' there." "I had my hand up her shirt." "You were gettin' there?" "Hear that?" "He was getting there!" "You wouldn't know what to do, so don't worry about it." "Just 'cause you're striking out!" " That was our last junior high party." "We're in the big time now, where all the girls will be puttin' out." "Your days of pulling' tongue all night are over." " Yeah, right!" "You didn't know she stuffs her bra?" " Those were socks!" "They looked real to me." "Shit!" " Scatter!" "Where you runnin' to?" "We ain't gonna hurt ya...much." "Hold onto that fence and just squeal like a pig." "You ready to switch hit?" " Oh yeah." " I'm first." "Bastards!" "Hey, you guys." "Take it easy on the kid." "Ladies..." "Who is that kid?" "Some kid we saw that shouldn't have been at the rec center." "Can we have some of those beers?" "One of these?" " Yeah." " Why?" "Just gimme a beer." " Get outta here!" "Catch!" "Tubbs, catch!" "Get outta here." "What're you wastin' a beer on him for?" " What?" "Son of a bitch." " Give 'em a beer." " This fuckin' sucks!" "Last fuckin' day of school." "No fuckin' party... nothin'!" "Another fuckin' beer!" " Shut up!" "Which one of your friends the beer this time?" " Hey, fuck her." "I did." "Bite me!" "You wish, asshole!" " Fuck you!" " Why're guys such pigs?" "What?" " Let's get outta here." "We're outta here." "Let me tell ya what Melba Toast is packin'." "411 positrack out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbroc intakes, 11 to 1 pop- up pistons, Turbo- jet 390 horsepower... some fuckin' muscle!" "Man, you got this out of a comic book, I saw the ad next to the sea monkeys." "See that?" "That's white lightning!" "See the shoes on that thing?" "Wow, such an expert." "This is sad." "Let's do something else." " Like what?" "I'm bored." " Let's split." " Where you wanna go?" "Pink, hear anything about a beer bust?" " Talk to this man." "Patience, darling." "Patience." "What're you doing here?" " I was just about to ask you." "Heard you got busted." " Yeah." "Hirschfelder, too." " Really?" " Yeah." "Like how bad?" " Bad." "Was it O'Bannion?" " Yeah." "God, I hate that jerk!" "I know." "What've you guys been doin'?" "Don't know." "Drivin' around mostly." "I didn't know Jodi was your sister." "I hear my name over here?" "You talkin' about me?" "Hey, kiddo." "Heard they got you pretty bad." "I asked them to take it easy on you." "God, no wonder!" "Where'd they find Hirsch?" " Walkin' outta the rec center..." "Face it." "You couldn't get away." " Try and outrun those guys!" "I'm gonna laugh my ass off when it's your turn!" "Last year, they caught 10 freshmen at once." "O'Bannion backed over some pizzas and made 'em eat it." " It's bullshit!" "Idiot flunks so he can be a dick 2 years in a row." "Is that legal?" "Damn you, Carl!" "Okay, let me out." "Slater, you fuckin' hippie!" "Gimme drugs!" "Get some from your mother!" "We just banged your mother!" " Fuck you!" "Those guys!" "What's goin' on?" "Haven't seen you in so long." "What's happenin'?" " Long time, no see." "What've you been up to?" " Same old shit." "Workin' for the city." " Workin' man?" " Thinkin' about goin' back to school." "Back to J.C.?" " Yeah, man." "That's where the girls are." "I'd just as soon keep workin'." "Keep a little change in my pocket." "Rather than listening' to some dipshit who doesn't know what he's sayin'." "I know what you're talkin' about." "So you're a freshman?" " Yeah." "How's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin'?" "You're gonna end up in jail sometime really soon." " No, man." "That's what I love about these high school girls:" "I get older, they stay the same age." " Yes, they do." "Yes, they do." "Wanna go for a spin?" "Shotgun!" "Woods." " I'm here, man." "You gonna come along?" " Yeah, why not?" "You boys have fun." "I'm gonna give you shotgun, but only 'cause I'm goin' inside." "Keep that in mind." "Whose bowling ball is this?" " It's yours." "What's happenin'?" "Play a little foosball?" " Yeah." " Alright." "Pull over." "Pull over to the trash can." "Pull over there." "Bowling ball." "Throw the bowling ball." "Think I should?" "Throw it!" "You're playin' with the big boys now." "Faggot sissy- pussy freshman, throw it!" " Heave it!" "Fuck 'em!" " That bowling ball said "Oof!"" "to that windshield!" "You're nuts, Junior!" "We're outta beer." "We gotta make a grab- 'n' - go stop." "I don't have any money." " Who's got money?" " I gave..." " Where's yours?" "Doesn't matter." "Head out that way." "You gonna hoist it?" " Yeah." "I need the freshman as a lookout." "I don't wanna get in trouble." "Do you, Pink?" " I don't know about this, Don." "Be careful, Junior!" "Sunflower seeds." " Zigzags." "I'm not sure about this." "I'm gonna pay for it." "I'm just messin' around with 'em." "Good." "Run!" "Go!" "Don't try anything, or I'll shoot the shit outta you!" "Give the beer back, man." " I paid for the beer." "You busted my mailbox." "Look me in the eye, punk!" "Don't know what you're talking about, but..." " You busted it!" "Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense." "I done called the police." "You oughta get outta the car." "Just go, man!" "Nice and slow..." "Fairly uneventful, huh?" "Which one of you had the theory about how President Ford's football injury is affecting the economy?" " Ford's on the Warren Commission." "He's outta there this fall." "We need alcohol." " That's a thought." "Run out to the Centennial and pick me up a sixer of this stuff." "Think you can do that?" "Thanks." " Good luck!" "If we're gonna drive around, we should just do somethin'." "You're right, man." "I'm gonna get drunk, maybe get laid or get in a fight." " We should be up for anything!" "We are, but what?" "Don't you ever feel like everything we do is just to service the future?" "It's like it's all preparation." "But what for?" "Death." " Life of the party!" "It's true." " But y'know, that's valid." "If we're all gonna die, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now?" "I'd like to quit thinking the present is some minor preamble." " Exactly." "Everybody in this car needs some good old visceral experience." "Remember, eat a green thing every day." "And lots of calcium." "It's important for young mothers to have calcium." "Here you are." " See you tomorrow." "How are you this evening?" " Pretty good." "How's it goin'?" "A lot better when I get off." "Yeah, I hear that." "You're 18, right?" " Oh, yeah." "Just graduated." " Congratulations." "Off to college in the fall?" "I'm still not sure." "I'm workin' now." "For the city." "Thinkin' of holding' on to the job for a while." "It's money in my pocket." "I hear that." "Here's some more." "Have a nice night." " Thanks." "Take it easy." "There you guys are!" "What's in the bag?" "Sixer." "You owe me one, man!" "They busted Hirschfelder, too." " I heard." " You over at the Emporium?" "Is that bastard O'Bannion there?" "Yes." "I hate that jerk." "You guys wanna get him back?" " Yeah." "They really sold it to you?" " Of course." " Cool!" "There ya go, buddy." "Paycheck." " Oh yeah." "Nice shooting." " Thanks." "What we got here?" "I got your change." " Don't worry." "A beer for my partner." "Want a beer?" " Yeah." " Alright." "Guys, party at the moon tower." "You and Benny pick up the first keg." "I'm going to collect for the rest." "Spread the word." "At the moon tower!" "Good game, man." "You too." "Y'all an embarrassment to the sport." "You should be proud I let you play." "You are the worst pool player." "Keep watching." "You might learn something." "You got so many balls on the table I have to get 'em outta the way!" "Corner pocket." "God, you are terrible!" "Homo, I hope you're ready to taste the bitter humiliation of defeat." "They're busting Carl Burnett out back." " What did you say?" "He's gettin' busted." "Benny, they got Burnett out back." " Carl Burnett?" "Come on!" " Let me finish this game." "You hold him for me!" "Hey, man." "That Julie chick loves you." "Oh yeah." "You want her?" "Play it cool." "Can't let her know you like her." "She'll dump you like that." "If she asks you to ride with her, say, "Nah, got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid but it works." "We got another one." "You wouldn't mind if I went first, would ya?" "Alright?" "It's a personal thing between me and this piece of shit." "So... we meet again, huh?" "This motherfucker's mom pulled a shotgun on me this afternoon." "Fuckin' bitch." "Haven't had any licks yet?" " No." "Another cherry, boys." "Get the fuck against the wall!" "You have to be the dumbest freshman cocksucker out tonight!" "You knew I was gonna find you!" "I dedicate this first lick to your mother." "Fucker!" "Not yet." "It's gettin' warmer." "What the fuck?" "Remember me, you pig?" "Hurry, man!" "It was beautiful!" "You should've seen the look on that fuck's face!" "You let that little fuck get away!" "What's the matter with you?" "Pitiful!" "Fuck!" "Freshman shitheads!" "What the fuck are you lookin' at?" "Kick your fuckin' ass right now!" "Pussy!" "What're you smilin' at?" "Freshman faggot!" "Fuck you." "Fuck all of you!" "Goddamn it!" "I swore I'd never go to a Top Notch." "And I am sorting through jalapeno burgers and soggy fries." "Take 'em." "Oh Christ!" "How ya doin'?" "Pretty good." "Cool." "Heard about the party being busted?" " Oh yeah." "Not to worry." "There's a new fiesta in the making." "At the moon tower." "Full kegs, everybody's gonna be there." "You oughta go." "Okay." " We'll be there." "So ya need a ride?" "I got my own car." "Thanks." "Ditch the two geeks and get in with us, but that's all right." "I'll see you there." "I love those redheads, man." " I know you." "We had geography together." "Oh God!" " What a dick." " That was so creepy!" "Why're you smilin'?" " I thought he was cute." " Cute?" "When he graduated we were 3." "Cynthia, what're you thinking?" "I don't know." "We gonna still go?" " Huh?" " Yeah." "You better have your wood screws." "I'm gonna blow your doors off!" " Fuck you!" "Someone's tokin' some reefer." "Hey, man, slow down." "What's up?" " How's it going?" " What'd you say?" "When?" "Just now, when you walked past." "About what?" "You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer '."" "It was just an observation." "Oh, an observation?" "And who the hell are you?" "Isaac fuckin' Newton?" "I'm the one smokin' marijuana, fucker!" "You got a problem with that?" " No." " Why'd you say that?" "Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash." "So I'm blazin' with my friends, I'm a fuckin' pothead." "What's it to you?" "Outta observations?" "Observe while I punch your teeth down your throat!" "Come on, dude." "Relax." " I'll be watchin' you, Newton!" "I only came here to do 2 things:" "Kick ass and drink some beer." "Looks like we're almost outta beer." "You okay, man?" "Why's it called the moon tower?" "They put it up when they were building' the power plant." "Actually, it's a good idea." "You got a full moon out here every day." "But nothing's ever been repaired." "This whole place could fall down." "So you better watch your step, Junior." "This place used to be off - limits, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off." "He went right down the middle, smacking' his head on every beam." "Doesn't hurt after the first couple." "Autopsy said he had 1 beer." "You?" "Four." " You're dead." "You're so dead." "Look at the bloodstains." " Shut up." "I'm gonna get that guy." " What guy?" " That asshole on the way in." "Clint." "That super dominant male greaser." " I wouldn't suggest that, Mike." "I got it all planned." "Most fights never get past a punch or two." "An instinct not to upset the herd." "I gotta get in one good punch, play defense and wait." " What?" " What're you talking about?" "At first, I was relieved to get out, but now there's this humiliation that's gonna be with me forever." "I'm not gonna let this contribute to me being an ineffectual nothing the rest of my life." "Look at this fuckin' town!" "It's dead!" "Imagine how many people out there now are fuckin'!" "Just going at it." "Remember me?" " Sure." "Sabrina, right?" " Right." "How ya doin'?" " Let's go." " What brings you here?" "Just hanging out." "You havin' fun?" " Yeah." "Does your offer still stand?" "What am I supposed to say?" "Anything you want." "Why'd we even come here?" "I always feel out of place." "You're tellin' me!" "I'm being stalked by a Nazi." "That reefer I smell on you?" "Coach is right." "You're runnin' with that bad crowd." "Attitude adjustment!" "Am I the only athlete at this party, you two drunks?" "Coach is right." "Those guys don't care if we win or lose." "Check this out." "Watch this." "Watch me..." "Oh no, it's the cops!" "Look!" "It was so easy!" "Oh, shit." "He needs another drink." "Hey, Mitch!" "How's it goin'?" " Wonderin' if you were around." "Just wanted to talk." "Are you quitting' football?" "Or you don't wanna sign the pledge?" "That's what it is." "I don't know." "Maybe I'm not into it anymore." ""You're not into any of it"?" "The biggest mistake of your life." "No one quits senior year." "Especially if you're starting quarterback." "We got a shot at state." "We'll kick some butt this year." "It's what we've been working for all our lives." "Me and you wanna be champions!" "All I'm sayin' is if I do play next year, it's gonna be on my terms, not theirs." "Remember, Pink." "It ain't just about you." "It's about us: me, Donny, Mel." "You'll be fuckin' us over!" "Or maybe you're just scared." "Have a nice night." "Watch them fly  away." "You know what that song's about?" "It's about aliens." "We're the aliens." "We're the savages." " That song's about that?" "Yeah, that song's about that." " About aliens?" "Yeah!" "This country was founded by people who were into aliens." "George Washington was in a cult that was into aliens." "You didn't know?" "No..." " They were way into that stuff!" "The every- other - decade theory:" "The 50s were boring, the 60s rocked, and the 70s obviously sucked." "Maybe the 80s will be radical." "We'll be in our 20s, and it can't get any worse." "Wait a minute!" "Who put the keg in the woods?" " I don't know." "This is where they told me it would be." " Oh yeah?" "I don't think we need beer anyway." "George toked weed." " Absolutely!" "Are you kiddin' me?" "He grew fields of that stuff." " Up in Mount Vernon." "All over the country." "He had people growing' it all over." "The whole country was getting high." "'cause he knew he was onto something." "He knew it'd be a good cash crop for the southern states." "So he grew it." "Behind every good man, there's a woman." "That was Martha Washington." "She'd have a big bowl waiting for him when he'd come in." "She was a hip, a hip lady, man." "Wait." " What?" " What're you doin'?" "Don't you have a girlfriend?" "What girlfriend?" " What's her name?" "Simone?" "She was real cool, too." "She'd harvest the crops." "She'd put it in bushels and sell it to make ends meet." "Ever look at a dollar bill?" "There's some spooky stuff going on." "It's green, too!" "Later." " See you." "What was that?" " What were you doin'?" " What you wish you were doin'." "Look at your boy." " Look at your boy." "Kramer!" "Yeah, you, freshman!" "Right here, buddy!" "He waves at us." " What is this wave shit?" "Over here." "Now!" "Come on." "Shit, I should go." " I guess you should." "I'll be back." "He's like Casanova." "Amazing!" " Look at that shit- eatin' grin." "Not bad for a freshman, but watch out for them older girls." " Hey, we wanna know something:" "Gonna fuck that, or are you a wimp?" "How do you know I haven't already?" "Get outta here." "It's past your bedtime!" "Run along!" "Go get a ride with her." "Say we left." "It will work." "Kramer, show it to her!" "Air raid, freshman." "What?" "Air raid, freshman." "Darla..." " This is between me and her." "She better be on the ground in 5 seconds!" "She doesn't have to air raid, 'cause she's with me, okay." "Air raid, or it's your ass!" "Don't do it, Sabrina." "Oh, that's it." "Miss Hot Stuff." "I'm going to make the next year of your life a living hell." "Lick me, all of you!" "Good for you." "Don't air raid for that bitch." "It's like that Clint fucker." "Hey, motherfucker!" " Alright, okay, Mike." "Dominant male monkey motherfucker!" "Tara." " I never met a "Tara" before." "You're my first." "He did it." "I can't believe it!" "I fuckin' knew I should've kicked your ass." "Come on!" "You guys, that's Mike." " It's Clint." " That crazy bastard." "You like this, motherfucker?" "You're fuckin' dead, faschist!" "You're dead!" "Hey, little brother." "That a beer?" " Yes, it is." "You had more than one?" " A few." "Nobody's counting." "Hey, how ya doin'?" "I should get used to you being at the same social functions as me." "And hanging out with people I know." "What time are you supposed to be home?" " I don't know." "Couple of hours ago." "Bullshit!" "That's major bullshit." "Mom barely let me outta the house when I was your age." "Don't think she's not gonna be waiting up." "I've been through it." "And she's tough." " Just don't ask her to take it easy on me, please." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Take it easy on him?" "Let's go smoke that joint." " He's in for a surprise." "Alright!" "Thanks a lot, man." " No worries." "Take care." "I'll pick you up tomorrow at 4." " Okay." "Aerosmith, 3 weeks, front- row seats." " Alright." "I won't forget." "Who's buying breakfast?" " Not me." " I will, I guess." "You comin' along?" " Sure." " Night, John Boy, Ali." ""Would- a- been!"" " Pink, what's happenin'?" "Cynthia, man." "I like it, man." " Red's a good color for you." "My favorite color." "Have you seen Jodi around?" " She left your ass." " Really?" "Ya win some, ya lose some." "Slater, you look good." " What's goin' on?" " What's goin' on?" "Nothing." " What time is it?" "Let's go smoke a joint on the 50- yard line, to honor Coach Conrad!" "We're there." " Great idea." "Man with the plan!" " Wanna come with me?" " Okay." "Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50- yard line in 15." "Don, y'all ride with me." "Let's hit it!" " This is cashed, man!" "Cashed!" "Ride with us, but in the back, 'cause I gotta shotgun you." "Watch the leather." "Don't you quit." "You wanna hit him?" " Jesus, you're wearin' Rebel gray." "Now break down!" "Break down!" "You don't deserve to wear that Rebel gray!" "You won't hit him?" ""Only the strong survive!"" "That's it!" "Only the strong survive!" "Where's your pitch?" "Hit your goddamn pitch!" "My grandmother can hit harder!" "What the fuck, man?" "She's a 8'4", 652 - pound hairy- ass gorilla and runs a 40 in 10.2." "She's gotten bigger." "She was only 6'2", 195 in my day." "Still driving' that Mack truck, though." " Pink, you got my papers?" "In my glove compartment." "I got 'em." "Hit me on the slant." "Gimme the keys to an inside." "Marijuana on one." " Reefer on two." "Looks pretty good, huh?" " Yeah." " Could be a little more symmetrical." "Does that hurt?" "Sorry." " It's a bruise." "I don't know." "Let me ask you something." "I got some pretty good ones in there." "You wouldn't say I got my ass kicked." "After a couple of years people won't remember if you won or lost." "You're right, 'cause I read about a Jackson Pollock or Ernest Hemingway." "You never read who won or lost a brawl." "Thanks for the ride and breakfast." " No problem." "Nice to pile on some pancakes and syrup after a night of beer." "Good night." "Hope you're not grounded or anything." " Thanks." ""... not to indulge in drugs, alcohol sex, or any other illegal activity."" "Slater, babe." "Found that in your glove compartment." "You're the third person who's given me this." "What you gonna do?" "I don't know." "Probably end up signing'." "It's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day." "If it ain't that, it's some other choice they're gonna make for you." "You gotta do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do." "Let me tell ya this:" "The older you get, the more rules they are gonna try to get you to follow." "You just gotta keep livin', man." "L" " I" " V" " I" " N!" "If you sign that, you should throw a little grass in the middle." "Roll it up, sign the joint, man." "Tell 'em!" " That's what I'll do." "Assholes." " A bunch of assholes, but we've had good times here, Pink." "Yeah, I can't believe this." "You act like you're so oppressed." "You guys are kings of the school!" "You get away with whatever you want." "If I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself." "All I'm sayin' is I just wanna look back and say:" "I did it the best I could while stuck in this place, had as much fun as I could while stuck in this place, played as hard as I could while stuck in this place, dogged as many chicks as I could while stuck in this place." "Right, Mr. Premature Ejaculation!" "That the cops?" " What...?" "All of you!" "Get over here!" "Now!" " Ditch that pot!" "Is it illegal to be on the football field?" "Come on, Slater." " What'd we do?" " Got any Visine?" "I can't believe this." "If it ain't Richard Wrath!" "How ya doin', Dick?" "Well, well, a couple of football players!" "Wonder what Coach is gonna think." "Line up." "Wooderson?" " Slavey?" " Reliving old glories on the football field?" "Get through!" "You shouldn't be mad that I got All" " District and you didn't." "Get your scrawny butts over here!" "Mornin', Coach!" "Why am I gettin' wake- up calls from the cops?" "They just left." " False alarm." " Come here, Randy." "You been out with those losers?" "Hey, Coach Conrad, remember me?" "Second- period gym class?" "That's the kind of people I mean." "Trouble means nothing to that bunch." "You're the one with something to lose." "You don't even know them." "How can you talk that way?" "I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget." "I want you to get your priorities straightened out, quit hangin' out with hoodlums, and sign your commitment to your team." "Have you done that yet?" "I'm still thinkin'." " No one's paying you to think about it." "Just do it!" "You know, Coach?" "I gotta get goin'." "Me and my loser friends gotta get Aerosmith tickets." "Top priority of the summer." "Oh, Coach, I forgot." "I might play ball, but I will never sign that!" "Let's rock and roll!" "Alright, man." "Livin'." "I'm gettin' my third wind." "You gonna come?" " Shotgun!" "You guys not goin'?" " Can I use your keys?" "Time to boogie on outta here." " Hey." "So that's that?" "I never get shotgun!" "Hi, Mom." "This is your one "get- outta- jail- free" card." "Hope you enjoyed it." " No." "Your sister told me everything, so I've decide to make this deal." "I'm gonna be open- minded this time." "Next time you come in at sunrise, we've got problems." "And who is this older girl who gave you a ride?" "She's just like..." "Have you been drinking?" "No!" "Are you drunk?"