"It is all gone!" "how can it possibly be fucking gone?" "There was 40 grand in there." "eight months ago there was 40 grand in there." "Eight months!" "How many fucking scatter cushions do you need?" "(Woman) Don't talk to me like I'm a cunt!" "Baby?" "Are you all right?" "It doesn't make sense." "I know!" "You haven't worked a single day for eight months." "Take the money for the Jacuzzi out of the holiday dough." "I can't have it out of action cos it's for my back." "really?" " Yeah." "Jay!" "There's no fucking holiday money!" "And there is nothing wrong with your back!" "It's all in your fucking head." "(Motor sputters)" "Fuck." "Fucking..." "Jay!" "Ouch!" "Jay!" "Jay!" "Oh!" "Jay!" "they were doing a deal." "Can you stop spinning?" "You're doing my head in." "you left it!" " 10 bottles of wine?" " You invited 'em." "Shel?" "Herbal tea?" "it says toilet roll and it's underlined twice. loads of bottles of wine." "Jay." " I'll pop round the newsagents." "won't they?" "Shel." "I'm not going to sit here and have you glaring at me for another half hour." "Sam?" "Sammy?" "he's got loads of stuff." "you wally." "He's got loads." " En guard!" " Cool." "Daddy's promised to do bedtime stories tonight." "mate." "(Agitated talking in Swedish)" "(Shel sobs and continues talking in Swedish)" "(Intermittent sobbing and talking)" "(Swedish conversation continues)" "shouts)" "Sam! 'and they were in charge of guarding a man in a car.'" "(Sam) I want a story about king Arthur." "it isn't." "cos you can go straight to sleep without one?" "What kind of car?" "A bullet-proof one." "you see." "What city?" "Bagdadistan." "So there were these insurgents and they made a bomb and it blew up the Humvee in front of the column." "is it?" "no." "You shouldn't shout at Mummy." "mate." "You are a bit lazy though." " Who says?" " Mummy." "Does she now?" "And me." "Daddy." "OK." "three..." "Abracadabra." "how're you doing?" "You're looking gorgeous as usual..." "Ahh... please God" "It's so good to see you." "Hi." " Fiona." " Come on in." " You?" " Yeah." "Canny wee tipple... your favourite?" "(Fiona) Is that you?" "Mmm!" "Swedish National service." "I didn't know they made girls do that!" "I wanted to do it." "eh?" "(Fiona) Here you both are..." " What uniform is that?" " Security assignment." "Is it dangerous?" "big girl." "(Chuckles)" "The money's good." "Jay." "I can't." "Here." "Try one of these." "Blow your fucking head off." "I'm not eating anything red at the moment." "about the diet?" "about the job." "Might have mentioned something in passing." "Gal." "I wish someone would fucking clarify the chain of command here." "' Who's wagging the dog?" " (Shel) Jay!" "Jay!" "Coming." "That's cleared that up." "Fuck off." "everyone." "(Gal claps) Well done." "(Fiona) Thank you." "Aww!" " This is beautiful." " Thank you." "It's not my worst." " Army and Navy." " Gravy?" "(Gal) Your track record's good." "Dig in." "cheers." "Here's to you." " Lots of love." " Cheers." "thank you..." "Fiona?" "(Fiona) I'm really happy." "(Shel) You sure?" "(Jay) What are these little chef's hats about?" "(Shel) I just thought..." "you could pick them up with your fingers." "They're little Swedish chefs" "(imitates The Muppets' chef) are you going to say Grace?" "Stop." " Not at my table." " No?" "no." "I could do it in Irish for you." "So what-what sort of..." "Do you just sell anything?" "I don't... it's kind of... you know." "It's commercial sales." "you know." "it's not flannels and tea towels." "(Laughter) but... when I was younger and stuff and when we first come out of the army." "you know..." "As Sam is getting older and stuff." "It's sort of difficult for him." "you know." "don't you?" "I think it's hard on us." "Three months starts pushing it we used to say." "yeah." " (Fiona) Wow." " Bit like being a single mum." "course." "thanks. so I don't think Sam will get the shock of his life." "yeah." "sit down." " Sure'?" "darling." "mate." "Christ." "You need a circular saw to get through this meat." "Because you took the entire rack." "hadn't I?" "I thought there was three big ones." "darling." "I didn't want to embarrass you in front of everyone." "what's all this game?" "We've got every dinner set and bit of cutlery known to man." "You've served the gravy in a fucking Pyrex." "What's that about?" "It's like a chemistry set." "(Gal's footsteps return) that's my favourite." "Fiona?" "Human resources." "Hatchet man." "Sorry." "Hatchet person." "What is it?" "I mean what does that entail?" "If there is a department that is under-performing then..." "I go in and assess the extraneous manpower and de-force accordingly..." "I'm waiting for a comment!" "(Laughter)" "(Fiona) I know there is one coming." "(Jay) You sort of sack people?" "It's not personal." "It is probably personal to them and their families." "When was the last time you cared about the welfare of a family?" "eight months ago." "There's a bigger picture in the business world." "does it mate?" "You mean the Jacuzzi." "I think the 80's recession was a lot more glamorous." "this is much worse." "There's a lot of dirty work to be done." "I'll tell you one lot who had no time for extraneous." "The Nazis." "Here we go." "I just wish I could have had a go at them." "Difficult for a man to know where he stands these days." "mate." "A tour of duty in Belfast would've done you the world of good." "I've never understood the whole Irish thing." "so... love." "They're all Christian." " That's true." " That's debatable." "What do I get?" "Fucking Iraq!" "eh?" " Yeah?" "I've finished." "Abracadabra!" "in front of my fucking pal." "(Shel) That's not just your fucking pal." "It's not just your fucking pal." "Jay!" "let's get you to bed." "(Shouting continues)" "they're just over excited." "Why?" "all right?" "do you hear me?" " Promise?" " Not even water?" "Especially not that shit." "Do you know the government puts stuff in it that shrinks your balls!" "don't you?" "don't you?" "That's just what mummys and daddys do sometimes." "you know?" "sometimes the argue." "You know..." "But it doesn't mean anything." "all right?" "Good lad." "Sorry." "(Fiona) No." "Don't be silly." "How old's your boy?" " Sammy is seven." " Oh." "You?" "No." "I never wanted any." "You'll change your mind." "I don't think so." "I love kids though... you know?" "The love of your life?" "No." "The one who started it." "Knock." "Knock." "Where?" "UK." "How many on the list?" "Three." "Not too strenuous." "How much?" "Don't ask." "Shel got it." "It's nice." "What do you think of Fiona?" "Is she the one you met at your sister's?" "Boxercise." "What?" "a lot of fit women." "It relieves your sexual tension as well." "Fuck's sake." "you." "She likes it rough then?" "so are you." "granddad." "yeah..." "I know." "that was eight months ago." "You've got to get back on the horse again." "Do you know what I mean?" "it's all right." "The old team back together again." "The two musketeers!" "We gonna do it?" "Fucking get rid of that." "whispering) Come on sweetheart." "Come on." "Are you OK?" "All right?" "(Gal) 'They'll never find that body.'" "(Jay laughing) 'You could put almost anything in front of it.'" "It doesn't matter how disgusting it is you're safe..." "Fritzl could have got away with it." "cos I don't have my gloves on." "Who'd have thunk it?" "(JOAN ARMATRADING: "It Could Have Been Better")" "♪ I was very sad last night ♪" "I was so glad ♪" "♪ Though sadness covered the smile I kept for you ♪" "♪ I was waiting for the cloud to pass over ♪" "♪ Then I could show my love... ♪" "I'm really sorry." "♪ You could have made me laugh if you'd stayed ♪" "♪ But you left ♪" "♪ I was more confused than I was before you came ♪" "♪ I was frightened... ♪" "all right?" "mate." " I am once I find my fucking keys." "call a cab." "dry your eyes for fuck's sake." " I'll drop the car for you in the morning." " The fuck you will." "(Laughs) Why do you have such a problem following orders?" "Get your fucking hands off." "don't go behind my back to her again!" "man!" "you cunt!" "That's that shirt fucked." "come on!" "(Laughter)" "Thank fuck that's over." "Babe?" "it's getting cold." "I'll be up in a minute." "(Rasping whisper) 'Wake up." "'Wake up." "Wake up." "Wake up." " Wake up." " No." "Not now!" "I ain't gonna tickle you." " I got you now." "There is no escaping!" " (Giggles)" "I'm sorry about last night." "I was being an idiot." "(Jay) Shel!" "Shel!" "that's no problem." "They'll be there." " (Jay) Shel!" " What?" " Come out here!" " What is it?" "Come out here and I'll show you." "you come in here." "you lazy bugger." "That's the last time." "not an insult." "No." "She's taking the piss." "it can't take the piss." "What is it?" "Jay!" "It's a rabbit." "Put it in the outside bin." "Fuck am I. I'll cook it up with some onion and garlic." "Not in my kitchen!" "yeah." "babe." "Smell of that." "What's Daddy doing?" "Daddy's showing off." "What's he eating?" "He's eating a rabbit." "Where from?" "From the cat." "Daddy thinks the cat brings us little presents." "The cat thinks we don't eat enough in this house." "I just think the cat likes killing rabbits." "(Bell tolls)" " Hey!" " (Gal) Who goes there?" "(Laughs)" "You all right?" "weren't it?" " Eh?" "A good one last night." " You reckon?" " Yeah." " Nice food and all that." " It had its moments." "Where's Fiona?" "Off de-forcing?" "Fuck knows." "What?" "I think I was a bit of a bad boy last night." "I woke up this morning with a 'Dear John' taped to my cock." "You're joking." "No." "mate." "the client's expecting us." "I like this car." "Looks nice but it's a dog on corners." "Here - better safe than sorry." "innit?" "Do you know who's in there?" "Cos I fucking don't." "You come with recommendations." "They're well earned." "Good." "Necessary." "fuck!" "It's all right." "it's not." "I hear Kiev was stormy." "I'm in the process of rewriting it." "Good." "I always find." "that was dramatic." "I'm bleeding on the carpet." "None of them ever say please or thank you - that's what really fucks me off." "sure it doesn't." "How did he know about Kiev?" "He was just letting you know that he knows." "isn't it." "(Groans)" "Fucking hell." "Is that your wanking hand?" "you know every cloud..." " One of each?" " Take 'em yeah." "They say that's quite good." "I need to stop and get a bandage or something." "Got to get through reception without them noticing." "It's fucking swollen." "I'll walk on that side." "You stay on the left and I'll walk on the right." "OK." "I could do with clearing up the sink a little bit." "I'll do it." " OK." "(Distant conversation)" "babe?" "it's like six a day or something." "Handsome." "You going to be all right?" "(Monkey whooping)" "See you soon." "Back in the house - you'll get wet feet." "(Whispers) Go." "Bye." "I love this bit." "Gal." "Thank you." "please?" "Here on business?" " Crackers." " Excuse me?" "Novelty key rings." "Paper hats." "Plastic fingernails." "Doggy charms." " They're my speciality." " Sorry?" "honestly." "You don't look like sales." " Have the rooms got free Wi-Fi?" " No." "I'm afraid that card's been declined." "Let me just try that one more time." "do." "I'll just ring for authorisation." "It's OK I'll get it." "Don't worry about it" " I'll get it." "Shel?" "they just declined my card at the hotel." "there's no money in it." "and two it draws attention to me and Gal." "Straight away - who are these people who can't afford to pay for the room." " My name is Richard." " (Receptionist) Nice to meet you." "Friends call me Dick." "(Jay) I can't believe you haven't had ten minutes to do it." "You could have done it on your phone." "The soap's nice." " Is it still in the wrapper?" " Yeah." "Nice." "I fucking hate dirty soap." "what do you reckon?" "follow this guy around;" "who he hangs out with?" "you mean?" "Not just mow him down in a hail of bullets like some Hackney crack head." "Yeah." "Yeah." "(Laughing)" "He's 45 and lives in 14 Coldwater Road." "do we shoot the dog too?" "well... aren't they?" "I just wanted to say 'thank you' to Justin." "His teachings have helped me put everything in perspective." "I haven't had an anxiety attack in three weeks." "Don't listen to them." "It's like a fucking worm boring through my skull." "It's like a graveyard and they still fucking plod up next to us." "(Justin) ...you could intersect with the group when I saw you having trouble rationalizing your emotional response to Duncan's departure." "I can't wait to see him rationalise your emotional response." " Don't." " (Chuckles) mate." "I'm gonna massacre that table of people now." "In a hotel." "Gal." "I'm going to do 'em one at a time and do 'em slow." " With a butter knife?" " Yeah." "(Group member) We should have a song." "We should have a song." "go on then." "here we go." "aren't you?" "is he?" "Christian soldiers" "J' Marching as to war" "I With the cross of Jesus" "J' Going on before... (Gal) I even know this one." "I At the sign of triumph... fucking happy bastards." "on to..." "I" "You're giving me indigestion." "sorry." "Apology accepted." "Sometimes God's love can be hard to swallow." "Not as hard as a dinner plate." "(Chuckles)" "God loves you." "tell God from me... stay out of my way." "not in restaurants." "There is a time and a place." "And your time and place is in a very isolated location where no one is likely to be for about a fucking hundred years." "OK?" "Cos Jimmy Hendrix you ain't." "(Guitar smashes onto floor)" "please accept my most humble apologies." "will you?" "love." "Double orange juices all round." "does it?" "a fucking priest!" "Brilliant!" "Gal." "at least it's not a toddler." "What's he got there?" "a new brief case." "You're worried." "Maybe." "He's probably shagging kids." "Might get you a pass on all the other terrible shit you've done." "It's complicated." "even if I weren't getting paid." "I've hardly done any terrible shit." "(Music plays over dialogue)" "Turn round." "Thank you." "Why do you think he had that smile on his face?" "you know." "Don't know how much at peace I'd feel if I was getting a bullet in the back of my head." "yeah?" "' sorry I just woke up.' it's fine.'" "It's just..." "Sam was up in the night he's fine." "'Bad dreams about the cat." "'How's your room?" "I couldn't tell when I booked.' it's all right." " 'On schedule?" "'" " One down." "course." "I'm all right." "Fiona came round." "'With a present for Sam.'" "That's a bit weird." "but I don't mind her now." "'What do you think?" "' that's what I thought.'" " Don't let her anywhere near the garage." " 'I'm not an idiot." "all right?" "'" " Do you miss me?" " 'Of course I do." "'Always." "'Love you.'" "(Distant thunder)" "Gal." "He does look like my uncle Terry though." "that's a new one." "(Laughs) he actually was my uncle." "he was a cunt." "He wasn't one of the people your old man took money off of to be your special uncle?" "come on now." "It's a family do." "Have you spoken to Fiona?" "No." "talking to Shel." " Really?" "That's interesting." " Yeah..." "Says she's waiting." "for me?" "I'd imagine so." "I'll leave her dangling a bit longer." "eh?" "give her a ring." "I don't want some glary eyed phantom kipping in my front room when I get home." "Don't you dare talk about my Fiona like that." "She's a good looking girl." "I tell you." " Yeah?" " Oh!" "Fucking hell!" " Details?" " You know..." "I had to shave my pubes afterwards." "Gal?" "are we off?" "we'll go and see what is in that lock-up first." "Really?" "I thought we were just going to observe?" "mate." "Lovely... it's a wank den." "You don't get shot for having a wank den." "Porn business?" "There's not enough of it." "you're right." "(Scream on TV)" "Fuck." " Uh." " What?" "I'll tell you." "haven't I?" "mate." "(Screaming and wailing from TV)" "(Screams) Help." "Help!" "(Glass breaks)" "There's been a mistake." "yeah?" "Mistaken identity." "Just remembered we're your burglars?" "Really?" "take what you want." "(Gal) I could do with some reassurance that the world's not full of murdering perverts." "We saw the lock-up." " Christ." " (Gal) Yeah." "big lad." "don't bother." "Fucking freak!" "(Gal) Listen mate..." "I've seen your wee film." "I'm just the librarian." "Who for?" "This is not fair." "I'll show you 'not fair'." "Please." "yeah?" "Who films it?" "I can't tell you that." "(Screams)" "(Screams)" "(Cries out) He lives at Greenwold Street." "15 Greenwold Street." "Where do you keep your money?" " In the safe." " Which room?" "Top of the stairs on the right." "Does he know?" "What?" "Who you are." "does he?" "What the fuck are you talking about?" "Before he comes back I just want to say thank you." "For what?" "(Whispers) I'm glad to have met you." "Nice." "I understand." "You have to do what you have to do." "(Screams)" "(Screaming continues)" "Thank you." "Thank you." "You crazy fucking bastard." "fuck!" "you know that?" "Fine." "I'm getting a fucking bag." "(Jay) Let's nip round to that house on Greenwold Street." "big lad." "I'm going to Greenwold Street right fucking now." " What the fuck is Shel gonna say?" " Then don't fucking tell her then." "Fuck!" "man." "Right!" "Don't hang about." "come and get me." "I will." "for fuck's sake." "(Shrill whistling)" "for fuck's sake." "Jesus Christ." "(Whistling stops)" "(Banging)" "Was that twenty minutes?" "Let's get the fuck out of here." "What the fuck are we going to do with him now?" "Brilliant." "Fucking brilliant." "(Gal) You're covered in blood." "(Jay) I'll burn 'em." "They say the sign of a good painter and decorator?" " What?" " Clean overalls." "No bodging." "Point taken." "(Jay) It doesn't feel wrong." "They were bad people." "They should suffer." "I used to love looking at fires when I was a kid." "I wasn't expecting you back..." " We haven't got any food." " That's all right we'll go out." "it's a school night." "yeah?" "babe." "Can we talk about this later?" "you back?" "(Shel) We've just had a glass of wine." "and a moan." " Do you want to join us?" " Er..." "Yeah..." "I should get me..." "all my bits and bobs." "don't be silly." "You were here first." "stay." "It's all right isn't it?" "Yeah." "Shel!" "Jay!" "God!" "babe." "You've got to go see a doctor." "I'm not going." "No..." "I'll get some cream or something." "(Doctor) 'Would you say you were suffering from stress?" "'" "(Jay) 'Yes.'" "'Do you experience fatigue?" "Nausea?" "'" "Erm..." "Yes." "No." "Why do you think that is?" "Any particular reason?" "No." "Professionally..." "Some financial stuff." "I've got a family." "how's that?" "Normal?" "so you could look at my hand and..." "You're fine!" "but my hand isn't." "Do you want to have a look at it?" "I can give you some advice." "What happened to Dr Bapkin?" "The past is gone." "The future is not yet here." "There is only ever this moment." "(Shel's voice echoes) 'Jay!" "'Jay!" "Bloody..." "Kids maybe?" "Maybe gypsies." "sweetheart?" "Someone's murdered the cat." "(Jay) Fucking loved that cat." "Didn't know." "neither did I till it happened." " Look..." " What?" "received loud and clear." "man." "What?" "Jay." "They've got a file on fucking Kiev." " Where the fuck did they get that from?" " So fucking what?" "let's just knock it on the head." "It's not doing your head any good and it's fucking not doing mine any good either." "we should just give up." "We should let things like this happen and not do fuck all about it." "all right?" "Gal." "I know." "I've been standing around watching how you fucking finish it." "mate." " Listen man." "I can't fucking work with you any more if you're going to go fucking over the top every time you get a fucking lump hammer in your hand." "Gal." "mate." "I'm so sorry." "I'm really sorry." "man! what the fuck's going on?" " Wait until you see me after this shit." " Brilliant!" "I'm going to go and bury my fucking cat and you fuck off out of my gaff." "that's me done." " What?" "Gal please?" "Please." "He needs to get help." "listen." "Don't cry." " Don't cry." " Thank you." "(Sobs)" "please don't cry." "I'll call you." "We'll chat your mum up." "Get 8 PUPPY" " OK." " Yeah?" "Has she gone to heaven?" "mate." "Maybe." "Cat heaven." "You wanna talk to your uncle Gal really about that side of things." "Come here." "Where have you been?" "mate?" " Dad said I could have a puppy." " Did he?" "we're going to call it Arthur." "What if it's a girl?" "Gwinny. yeah?" " OK." "I don't want to talk about it." "Really?" "He's ready to walk." "Good!" "He's gone soft." "fucking wake up!" "Do you think if you get replacements they'll let you go free of the contract?" "Is that what you want?" "but if we're compromised here..." "We can get you top draw replacements." "They even look like us." " It is your job." " What if we say fuck you very much and good night?" "they die." "No wriggle room on that then?" "No." "How long have we been working for you?" "don't embarrass yourself." " I'm asking you a straight question." "what you are." "What are we?" " You're cogs." " What?" "What the fuck is this?" "Reconstruction." "keep turning." "What do you mean by fucking reconstruction?" "Fuck off man..." "Get your hands off me." " What's this?" " I'm leaving." "What?" "just until the job's over." "You know you're in serious danger of losing this." "Is that what you want?" "No." " Be good for mummy yeah?" " Yes." "watch your head." "Turns out he's an MP." "Is that more acceptable than a priest?" "I can't say I'm not relieved." "his name's on the list." " That's all that matters." " OK." "You sure?" "You don't want to go and have a little cry about it to Shel?" "I might do if I could find her." "She's gone on holiday." "she never mentioned anything to me." "I'll be honest with you." "Gal." "No." "You shouldn't fucking treat your wife like a doormat." " All right." "Thanks." " Know what I mean?" "and you treat her like a fucking mug. you cunt." "Oi!" "What the fuck was that?" "Fucking... fuck!" "Not in the fucking face." "(Glass breaks)" "I'm telling Shel you started it." "She thinks I'm a saint." "She doesn't know you." "I'll go get a new one." "She won't even notice." "She notices everything." "you know." "I think it might be love." "you know." "These things happen like that some times." "She gaffer-taped your cock." "I'm putting that down as an erotic cry for help." "I can't remember what I was like before Shel." "like me." "mate." "is it?" "let's go and kill this MP then." "Yeah." "(Heavy clang)" " Got it?" " Yeah." "(Helicopter approaches)" " Did you hear that?" " What?" " Chopper?" " Don't know." "The air's good." "we should do this more often." "kill rich people?" "get out in the fresh air." "Dinner's on me." "Do you want a cup of tea?" "lovely." "We'll go down and have a look at his gaff tomorrow." "What's the plan?" "I can't be bothered with anything flash." "So we're not just gonna drag him down to the village square and chop his head off with a fucking axe?" "Eh?" "then." "Let's go down and get an idea of the layout of the house." "You look right at home." "eh?" "it's gonna get cold" "J' I'm taking your coat off your back what do you think?" "I What do you think about that?" "I" "(Gal) That's not right." "(Jay) What?" "One man living in all that." "Gal." "That's why we're here." "let's bed down." "He's probably fucking the scullery maid anyway." "Gal." "Gal." "You awake?" "but I am now." "What?" "I'm really sorry about that stuff." "I know." "I don't know where it comes from. so... eh?" "Cheers." "steady drumbeat)" "Gal?" " Gal?" " What?" "What the fuck?" "What?" "(Drumbeat continues)" "Get your shit together - lively." "(Distant thunder)" "(Pulsing drumbeat)" "(Hammering accompanies drumbeat)" "(Beating stops)" "man." "Don't!" " Fuck this." "Jay!" "(Shrieking)" "(Hurried footsteps)" "(Door clangs)" "come on." "(Jay) Are you sure you know where we are?" "I am." " What's wrong?" " Shush." "Come on." "Fuck!" "It's been bricked up." " It wasn't supposed to be here..." " I thought you'd fucking scouted!" "man." "(Shrieking)" "Gal." "Jay!" "(Shrieking)" "(Thumping)" "Jesus Christ." "Jay?" "Jay?" "(Shrieking)" "(Knife is unsheathed)" "(Shouts) Gal?" "Gal?" "(Howling reverberates around)" "let's get you out of here mate." "they've slashed..." "They've slashed my fucking legs." "(Groaning)" "(Jay) We've got to go." "please get up." "mate." "Fuck." "mate." "will you?" "do it." "I'm sorry." "Thanks." "(Jay) It's all over." "(Sobs)" "Can we go home now?" "very tired." "Shall we take you back to bed?" "Get down." "Make sure Sam is all right and turn the lights off upstairs." "we can't go anywhere." "They've slashed the fucking tyres." "What the fuck is that?" "It's too noisy!" "Just fireworks." "I don't think there are many of them... yeah?" "Take that." "yeah." "(Muffled gunshot and heavy thud)" "(indistinct whispering)" "(Glass breaks)" "(Footsteps approach)" "(Muffled gunshots)" "(Footsteps cease)" "(Muffled gunshots)" "(Rustling)" "(Muffled gunshot)" "(Glass breaks)" "(Distant howling)" "(Growling)" "(Woman sings in distance)" "(Guttural singing continues)"