"Baby!" "Finally you're answering my call." "Where are you now?" "You, again?" "Leave me alone!" "I need to cool off." "Believe me;" "I'm always serious towards you." "Don't bother me ever again!" "Take it!" "Don't hang up, May!" "Hello, who's this?" "Sky?" "Give the phone back to May." "She won't take it." "Tell me where she is." "Where are you?" "Taipei;" "I came to propose to her." "Taipei?" "Give it up." "My aunt doesn't care for those moves" "I tell you where she is, she'll cut off my jewels." "Wait;" "I think I'm in deeper trouble than you are" "I'll get back to you." "Remember to call me;" "I'll wait for your call." "Fine." "You've gone too far!" "I'm not talking to you." "Look!" "He gave Nan a ring!" "I've been with him six months;" "But no gifts." "It's so late already" "I'll be late for work;" "I must go now" "Taiwan girls have "Korean fever"." "You must love local products too, okay?" "All right" "Taiwan boys are good, too!" "Bye!" "What's wrong with you?" "I dropped my ring" "I dropped my ring." "What's wrong?" "My ring!" "I was going to propose with it." " Are you okay?" " Engagement ring!" "Is it important?" "Of course it is." "Buy a new one" "I can't." "My mom left it for me to propose marriage." "It was my fault, okay?" "I'll help you get it back;" "I never run away." "Did you just do that?" "I'm really in a rush;" "I must get to my work." "It's a part-time job;" "I can leave in 1 1/2 hours." "After work, I'll come back with my tools and get it back, okay?" "Come on, let's go... now!" "What are you up to?" "Did anyone cut the cards?" "Strip!" "It's a four!" "I'll strip, too." "My symbol of manhood!" ""Lewd"?" "Auntie!" "Let me go!" "Auntie!" "I won't do it again." "Shall we release him?" "It took so much work to get him up there." "We must take more pictures first." "Do you have the three man-hunting essentials?" "Yes!" "Beauty mask;" "I've used it." "This one is great" "I have my portable Wi-Fi." "Otherwise, how can men find us?" "And most importantly, the boob pads?" "Yes;" "They're on!" "Did you pad your bra with dictionaries?" "What?" "They're all natural" "I have to go up against Taiwanese girls." "How do they say "to get laid" here?" ""Pi-tui."" "You're not fighting with me on my birthday, bitches." "You're really breaking up with Caprio?" "He's good" "I know;" "Steady income, no bad habits." "He can't even flirt, and he's handsome." "One word:" "Boring!" "She has choices;" "What's the worry?" "Spinsterhood!" "Get hitched while you can, right?" "That depends on how well Taiwanese boys perform." "Yes!" "We'll go and "Pi-tui" tonight!" "Marco!" "Jingua!" "You're here!" "Doug!" "This way!" "Dow!" " Time for work?" " Yes." " Inventory?" " Yes." "To work!" "I studied mind-reading;" "I know what you're thinking." "Why a condom?" "Are two enough?" "If not, then this should do it." "If you don't use them, you won't run out." "Jingua!" "You've grown, Curry and Pepper!" "Wrong!" " I'm Curry!" " She's Curry!" " She's Pepper!" " I'm Pepper." "Pepper!" "Curry!" "Wrong again!" " I'm Curry!" " She's Curry!" " She's Pepper!" " I'm Pepper." "Don't keep changing names, okay?" "You're still confused?" "How stupid!" "I just almost got both twins!" "Leave me alone." "Eating Curry and Pepper will give you the runs" "I like both;" "Both are delicious" "I'm late!" "I'll go get changed." "My Hong Kong friend;" "Take care of him for me." "Hello;" "I'm Hui" "I'm Caprio." "Caprio, are you going to." "Big Cat's party with us?" "No, I'm waiting for him." "Have you ever been here?" "No;" "What kind of place is this?" "Where are we?" "Welcome to Taipei!" "Elly, Peter!" "Lan!" "Long time no see." "Lan!" "Jules!" "Hung!" " Vivian!" " Hui." "They're falling out." " Oh!" " Friend from Hong Kong." "Hello!" "Champagne?" "Moet?" "I don't drink champagne, thanks!" " Okay!" "Sam!" "Your client!" " Okay!" "Hello, Hui!" "What's your pleasure today?" "Whisky?" "Macallan 30 years?" "I don't drink whisky, either." " Wu!" "This one's for you!" " Coming!" "Hui!" "You brought a friend?" "From Hong Kong." " Konger!" " Yes, a Konger." " Taiwan beer." " Beer, right?" "Right." "Say wright!" "Right." "Get me a whisky." " Okay." " Thank you!" "Come!" "Cheers!" "Who is that?" "Don't even think about that woman." "She's the famous Taipei nightclub Old Monster!" "Old Monster?" "Her nickname is "Virgin Boys Incinerator"." "Legend has it, she's over 70 years old." "Her maintenance secret is." ""Pluck the masculine to restore the feminine."" ""Pluck the masculine to restore the feminine"!" "She's a ghost;" "Almost a vampire." ""Pluck the masculine to restore the feminine."" "Call me "Goddess"!" "Shit!" "I really want her to pluck me." "Darling!" "What are you doing?" "She is my Goddess!" " What's up?" " Sir, please keep moving ahead." "All right." "Feilun!" " It's been a long time!" " Jojo!" " You're back from Paris!" " Yes." "Who did you come with?" "This is Nan, Ting, Jojo;" "Okay?" " Let's have a drink later." " You have their backs." "But only just!" "Mandy!" "I told you Feilun has your back." "Out of my WHY!" " You again!" " You again!" "Ting?" "Do you two have some misunderstanding?" "You know this pervert?" "He's Jingua's friend from Hong Kong." "He peeked up my skirt twice today!" "I didn't;" "I was picking something up." "How can this be a pervert's face?" "It's okay;" "I'll show you my underpants." " You guys suck!" " I'll show you." " You caused me to be told off." " I was slapped." "Why must you take pictures under her skirt?" "Believe me;" "I didn't." "Are all Taiwanese hot chicks like that?" "How can she count as a hot chick?" "She's just a young chick, okay?" "She wasn't like that before." "Maw.!" "Long time!" " How've you been?" " Okay!" " Have a drink!" " Come!" "What's the deal now?" "Must you follow wherever Feilun and I go?" "See that?" "Feilun gave it to me." "He's pursuing me now." "Your hands are unadorned." "How pathetic!" "Happy Moment!" "It's Happy Moment time again!" "Any beauty wearing a bikini now may win!" "Let's see who you are." "We want a white bikini!" "Did you see that?" "There are many Happy Moments every night." "If you're wearing a white bikini." "You may get a prize." "Well?" "Are you wearing one?" "You're on, Jingua!" "Jingua!" "So handsome!" "My man, Jingua!" "He's a performer?" "Yes, he writes his own songs." "A singer-songwriter!" " Fly High!" " Fly High!" "Yo everybody put your hands in the air!" "Give me your hands, make some noise!" "Jingua!" "Amazing!" " Super hot!" " Amazing!" "Cool place." "Isn't that your boyfriend?" "Why would he be here?" "It's your fault again." "No, I just said we're traveling in Taipei" "I didn't say we'd be right here." "Then why would he be here?" "How would I know?" "Never mind!" "Hide!" " I'm so upset!" " Let's go somewhere else." "Go somewhere else!" "All right!" "I say we do that!" "You want to tag along?" "I don't want to see him, or you!" "It's my birthday;" "I want to get laid by men!" "Yes." "Stay near him." "Report his comings and goings to me or I'll post your picture last night" " online!" " No!" "If you do, make sure it's in HD format." "Play smart." "Play smart." " Play smart." " None of your business." "Play smart." "Why are you beating him?" "That's for being nosy." " Run!" " Fuck!" "Fuck!" "All right;" "Stop chasing." "Fuck!" "Stop chasing them." "What did you say?" "Are you okay?" "I'm okay;" "Are you okay?" "Stop being so nosy now" "I was being nosy?" "Did you know those men drugged your drink?" "If I hadn't spilled it in purpose do you know what would have happened to you?" "I know;" "Calm down, okay?" "Besides, I didn't drink it, right?" "Then I'm sorry" "I didn't mean to disturb you." "Let me tell you." "My family is in real estate so I know very well how to survive." "How to protect myself." "Anyway, thank you!" " Have another drink, Boss Lee!" " Sure;" "Thanks." "Come!" " Sorry, let me respond to this text." " Sure." "Pardon me." "That's fine." "Boss Lee." "Remember the shopfront" "I mentioned last time?" "Yes, you talked about that." "Look;" "I organized the data for you." "This price is incredibly low today!" "If you don't buy it today." "It will be gone tomorrow, right?" "Come on." "This is play-time." " Don't talk about work." " All right!" "Hello, Sky?" "Where are you?" "I'm downtown;" "Where is May?" "Our cover is blown!" "She knows I told you we're in Taipei." "She's dumped me now." "What can we do?" "Fix it for me;" "I must find her!" "Where are you?" "I'll come to you." "LN'" "Wait;" "Excuse me Can you tell my friend" " where we are?" "Thanks." " Sure." "Hello, this is MYST;" "We're above ATT." "Thanks!" "Hello?" "That was fast" "Taiwan is very small." "So, what brings you here?" "Getting you to go clubbing is like pulling teeth." " I just dropped." " Excuse me, a Sex on the Beach." " Sure." " Your friend?" "Yes, my friend from Hong Kong." "Hello." "Please have a drink" "I'm Hui." "You guys talk" "I'm going to work the room." "Hello, Handsome." "Your shoelace is undone." "No, it's not." "It's undone." "Wasn't it undone?" "Thank you." "You're a Hong Kong guy?" "I'm Taiwanese guy." " Really." " But I'm still a tourist." "It's my first time in this kind of place." "No wonder your accent is strange" "I'm not strange;" "I'm Sky" "I'm Hongdou." "Do you often come to these places?" "You've misunderstood me" "I came to this kind of place today because I'm in a bad mood." "What's on your mind?" "Tell me all about it." "Hello." " Rou!" "Mandy!" " Hi." "That's all I'll tell you." "So, your mom got cancer and your dad and brother fell in love with her nurse?" "Mom couldn't deal, and got addicted to gambling." "Now she owes huge sums of money." "Dad called me a Star of Devastation left me and Mom and committed suicide." "Now I'm left with a 101-year-old grandma." "Sorry" "I've told you too much and upset you." "No, I'm happy to talk to you." "We can talk about your mom, too." "Really?" "Many girls like to talk to me about their problems." "You're amazing!" "So reliable." "Poor you." "How can I help you?" "Actually..." "I need..." "You need..." "What do you need?" "That's a lot of money!" "Damn!" "I think you need... this!" "It's a good product." "No, I use tampons." "That's a good habit." "Leave that girl alone." "She only has money on her mind." "She baits idiots like you every night." "You better wake up." "She loves money because she has good taste." "You think she's trouble because you have an attitude." "How much trouble can a young girl be?" "Do I need you to teach me how to pick up girls?" "Fine;" "You're good at picking up girls." "If I can't, how can you?" " Can't I pick up girls?" " Can you?" " I can even pick up you!" " Me?" "Pick up your dad!" "Please stop fighting..." "Let's drink!" "Okay?" " Drink!" " Okay" "I'll buy anything you want to drink." "And I'll drink anything with you." "Okay!" "Two Rainbows!" "32 seconds!" "Thank you" "25 seconds!" "270,000 310,000" "350,000" " 380,000!" " What's going on?" "I'm calculating the price." "Can't you see?" "Here..." "Here... and here!" "Come on, continue." "You're only at 380,000" "$380,000?" "I'll give you a special; 400,000 400,000 is a special?" "You mean a scam." "Or, would you go for the "all-in"?" "You stinking..." "How much is an "all-in"?" "Cash" "I only have less than 100,000 in cash." "Or your watch, your ring." "You like this?" "These knock-offs are worth something!" "Qiu!" "What's wrong now?" "20...10..." "Didn't you say "all-in"?" "Grandma's medical expenses are all in here!" "Thank you!" "This is entrapment!" "Also known as the Badger Game" "I'll badger your ass!" "Whatever you want to say, save it for my Qiu." "She'll take time to listen;" "Bye" "I won't forgive anyone who bullies my Hongdou." "Fine!" "Don't worry;" "I'll let you go this time." "Happy Moment!" "It's another Happy Moment." "It's our Happy Moment again." "This time the prize is 10 bottles of champagne!" "A girl who dares to kiss the guy next to her may win 10 bottles of champagne." "This is so much fun!" "But wait!" "The guy must be foreign!" "Don't slap me!" "He's a Hong Konger;" "I win!" "Congratulations, this girl has won our champagne!" "You..." "Taiwanese hot chicks are like the weather." "Slap and kiss;" "Kiss and slap." "So what?" "She's no hot chick." "She's a girl who loves bad boys." "Some girls won't love guys who aren't bad." "Did you see the guy she just ran after?" "She loves him so she adapts to his likes." "It's all pretense!" "But you and her..." "I feel... will you think about it?" "No way!" "I have a girlfriend." "But she smells nice!" "I know." "But still, no!" "I love only my girlfriend" "I can, too" "Sam said you're a great dancer." " No!" " Show me." "Boss, you've misunderstood;" "I can't dance." " Then you lied!" " I didn't" "I tell you, Boss Lee is our major client." "We'll often need his help in the future." "You're fine;" "Just show Boss Lee." "But I really can't dance." "You're such a prima donna;" "I'll beg you." "Please dance for me" "I beg you." "Just do it." "All right." "Not bad!" "You see?" "And you said you couldn't;" "You're amazing!" "Thank you." "You're amazing." "Ting, you've finally come back." "Don't you want your 10 bottles of champagne?" "What wants those?" "It's all your fault!" "You caused Feilun to run off." "How is that my fault?" "Please, don't fight any more, okay?" "He's worse-off than you today." "When you first met, he was picking something up." "Picking what up?" "I dropped my ring!" "I don't believe you." "Why don't you tell us exactly what happened" "I don't know where to start." "Three years ago." "It was a romantic evening." " I met May." " 10!" "15!" " She is playful and direct." " 20!" "You lose!" " She exudes gentleness." " Drink!" "Hurry!" " She bravely stands up." " What's up?" " For what is right." " You're stopping?" "I'll kill you!" "Hurry." " Hurry up!" " Sometimes..." "You lost again?" "Damnit!" "She would lose her temper." "Are you okay?" "But I still think she is so lovable!" "Pardon me." "Miss, you..." "I really, really love her so much!" " She said, only I can take her home." " I'm going." " Really?" " Aren't you taking me home?" "No." " Go over quickly." " Thanks." "May?" "I'm sure, she's my one and only." "Today is my girlfriend's birthday." "She and her friends came to Taipei" "I want to give her a surprise" "I want to propose to her." "But I dropped the ring!" "If you're her boyfriend why isn't she spending her birthday with you?" "She said we needed to cool off." "Maybe she never planned to marry you." "Perhaps she doesn't love you, idiot!" "No!" "Of course she loves me!" "Hui, I'm not feeling well;" "Let me deal with it." "We'll meet later at Big Cat's party, okay?" "Stop;" "I know what you're thinking." "Is it this?" "No!" "Then this is..." "You're filthy!" "What's filthy about these?" "This is good for a runny nose, right?" "You're having a good time!" "Where were you?" "If you're a friend, don't ask where I went." "Don't ask where I'm from, but bring alcohol!" "If you need your toilet fixed, call me!" "Mika!" "Here I am!" "You're back." "Why are you dressed like this?" "Are we all here?" "1, 2, 3, 4;" "Just right for a taxi." "They're not going to Big Cat's party" "I know!" "We must get the ring first." " The ring!" " I've heard this 100 times." " Are you coming along?" " Sure." "We'll all go, then;" "Let's go!" "After we get the ring, we'll go get laid." "All right, let's go." "Come again, Sky!" "You can really drink!" "Have another one!" "Sir, please take us to Ximending." "Since I cannot escape what fate has planned for me" "I can only obey my destiny" "I have come out of retirement." "Sir, are you reciting a line from a script?" "You are lucky you've met me." "Sir, are you..." "Yes, you are right" "I am Feiying, the one they call Great Eagle." "Years ago" "I helped death-row convicts escape Taiwan" "I tell you;" "Once you're in my car no one can catch me." "Sit tight!" "Tell you what" "I've just been released, and don't have a job" "I'll split your trip into two legs" "I guarantee you'll be able to escape safely." "What's with you?" "Are you going to silence me?" "Our fare." "Thank you..." "All right." "Looks like I cannot change old habits." "You may disembark." "Take my taxi again if you can." "Take good care!" "Thanks, Mr Feiying;" "I really feel born-again." "Go now!" " Come on!" " Back in the day." "Every deal I participated in." " Close the door!" " Worked out well." "Back in the day..." "Don't poop!" "Looks like there's poop in there." "It's too deep." "Let's just lift it up." "Sure" ""2:" "I'm stuck!" "I hurt my hand;" "I need a doctor." "Wait." "We must get the ring first." "My hand is stuck;" "Who will pick it up?" "Caprio, of course;" "It's his ring." " Caprio!" " Shit!" "Go!" "Come!" "Come, 1, 2, 3;" "I'll bend down." "Slowly..." "Caprio!" "Can you feel anything?" "I can't find it." "Can it be inside the poop?" "Squeeze it." "How?" "Squeeze hard." "Beware of glass!" "Ate poop!" "No need;" "I can do it myself" "I'm playing with poop..." "Play!" "It's poop!" "Freeze!" "Put down your weapons" "I mean, put down your poop." "Are you drunk?" "Are you awake yet?" "Where are you from?" "I'm from Hong Kong." "Why would you come to Taiwan to play with poop?" "No, I dropped a ring;" "They're helping me find it." "A ring?" " More like looking for an excuse." " No." "In Taiwan, you'll be jailed for stealing manhole covers." "And you two!" "Why did you stop a child from pooping?" "This affects his physical and psychological development." "In Taiwan, this is not allowed." "Your voice is so high-pitched!" "Taiwanese cops think this helps catch thieves?" "Stop joking." "Before I entered Police Academy" "I was a soprano." "Speaking of music" "I'm in the music industry, too." "You?" "I can't tell." "Bye." "Imagine that!" "Your practicing music saved us." "She's right." "Children who learn music will not become bad people." "What shall we do about the ring now?" "It's all right." "In Taipei, if you lose something at night there is one man to go to." "Who?" "The legendary idol among men." "Mr Fenglan." "What is this place?" "Taiwan's most famous motel." "Don't you know?" "Drive in, the iron gate closes behind you." "It's safe, private and topical!" "These places still exist in Taiwan?" "They've disappeared in Hong Kong." "So many rooms." "Which one is Mr Fenglan in?" "I don't know." "He' very mysterious;" "I've never met him." "What about my ring?" "We'll find it at any cost;" "Be patient." " All right." " Let's go." "Who is Mr Fenglan?" "He has over 100 disciples." "At any night market or nightclub if you lose anything at night it will end up here." "That means he's a thief." "Correct." "Where are those guys?" "There are guys all over the place." "That was too easy." "The ring!" "Hi!" "Hello!" "Hi!" "I'm Hui." "Mika!" " Mika?" " Mika!" " Let's go." " You'll catch cold." "We have to find the ring!" "Hui, let's go." "Aren't we going to see Mr Fenglan?" "Hi!" "Watch it... that's dangerous." "Stop picking up girls." " Is it here?" " Won't your boss let you wear clothes?" "It's cold." "What are you doing?" " This way, Hui." " You'll catch cold like this." "It should be this way." "May I leave now?" "There are so many people;" "Ask them." "When did you become so brave?" "Come with me!" "Welcome!" "Welcome to our club." "Will you be buying, or selling?" "Can you speak without jumping?" "Just like it's a serious business." "Let's just go;" "I want to play ball." "No, we're here to find a ring." "Find a ring?" "Okay!" "We've received many styles this month." "It depends on what style and price you want." "We have every style here." "You guys look for the ring." "We'll be the lookouts;" "It's dangerous out there" "I can't take it any more." "Miss, what is your name?" "I'm Kelly." "Why doesn't your boss let you wear clothes?" "Don't you know it makes us suffer?" "Obama?" "Where's my Obama?" "Little girl." "Are you pole-dancing?" "That's not how you do it;" "Go" "Obama" "Here is what you're thinking!" "How are you so... connected to me?" "I was thinking of this, too." "Why is it this?" "Is this what I was thinking?" "Your magic trick is better than mine." "Teach me..." "Sirs." "The rings are here here and here." "Take your time!" "Let me know when you find what you want." "Thanks." "There are so many!" "How can we find it?" "Obama." "Bad little boy!" "Where are you, bad little boy?" "Sir, I think Obama is over there." "Can he be the legendary idol among men, Mr Fenglan?" "How would I know?" "As soon as we get the chance, run!" "So, my Obama is here with you." "Do you know?" "Normally he's vicious!" "The fact that he lets you hold him tells me you're something special." "No..." "He's vicious." "Mr Fenglan." "Calm down, Mr Fenglan;" "It's fine." "Your first time here?" "Congratulations." "Friends coming to our company the first time can participate once in our promotional game." "You may win may prizes." "Is it hard yet?" "Are you crazy?" "My fist is hard." "No..." "There are too many rings in there" "I cannot find my mom's." "Guys, this is Mr Fenglan." "Hello, Mr Fenglan." "Hello, Mr Fenglan." "You're looking for a ring?" "Yes." "We've come to the right place." "There is nothing I, Mr Fenglan, cannot find." "As long as you beat me at a game" "I will definitely help you find your ring." "What game, Mr Fenglan?" "Go..." "I'm good at things like games." "Let's not wait;" "Everyone, out of my way." "Wait!" "This is the right game but it's to be played with me." "Great!" "Come!" "Sorry." "Mr Fenglan, if we really win this game you really will help us find the ring?" "Of course!" "In addition, you get a very precious prize." "What's the prize?" "The great honor of kissing me." "No..." "I can't." " Let's go!" " Don't." "Is there news of Taiwan boys sexually molested end masse?" "There will be tomorrow." "Come on, baby." "Thank you." "You're welcome" "I don't regret a single day after I've met you." "Leave me alone" "I won't win." "Are you ready?" "1,2,3" "Begin!" "Please stop screaming." "You win!" "You may now kiss me." "Mr Fenglan!" "I'm sorry, but I cannot kiss you." "Why not?" "I cannot kiss another man in front of my lover." "Actually... we're a couple." "All right." "Thank you" "I'm so touched" "I love it that you are honest to me." "And I love to see true love." "You two must kiss." "No;" "We have only reached the stage of holding hands." "Kiss him..." "All right!" "I am so touched!" "What do you need?" "I'll be sure to help you." "Where is my true love?" "Eric Tsang, where are you?" "Whatever you need;" "Just talk to my secretary." ""Security Office."" "Come!" "This is our security control office." "All major streets and intersections in Taiwan!" "There are really so many surveillance cameras." "No wonder you can pick up everything!" "Excuse me, do you have anything from Ximending?" "Looking for those now." "Isn't that you?" "Why are you eating poop?" "Don't ask." "He was hungry." "Right." "Can we rewind to an earlier time?" "Earlier." "Stop." "Even earlier." "Pause!" "H's Ting!" "Wait, I have a call." "Hello?" "Yes?" "Great!" "Well?" "Hong Kong girls?" "Never tried them" "I say, a woman like you." "Don't think because you dress like that you can be like me" "I think you may have misunderstood." "See for yourself." "My boyfriend gave it to me." "Really?" "Congratulations on finally finding a new man." "But if that were true what are you doing here?" "By coincidence, I'm going to Big Cat's party, too." "Stop being so unsure about yourself." "All right." "Now we finally know where the ring is." "Can you find that Ting?" "Sure;" "Ting is our friend" "I can find her right away." " Call her." " Yes!" " Hello?" " Ting." " Jingua." " Where are you?" "We're at the Cold Noodle House" " waiting for a ride to Big Cat's." " Great" "I'll see you later, then." " See you later." " Cool;" "Bye." "Ting is at Mama Liu's Cold Noodle House." "She's going to Big Cat's party." "We'll find her at the next pickup spot." "The next pick-up spot" "I have another question." "Why are you still holding hands?" " Who?" " You two." "You filthy man!" "Wait." "Our Mr Fenglan said:" "He admires you, and likes you." "So." "He asked me to bring you this drink." "It's called Chrysanthemum's Ruin." " What Ruin?" " Chrysanthemum's Ruin." "How cruel!" "Let's go." "Baby" "I have an important thing" "I have to go to first." "You'll go to Big Cat's party now, right?" "I'll catch up with you later, okay?" "No, where are you going?" "No, this is really important business." "Go ahead of me, okay?" "All right, see you later." "Go with her, good girl." "All right;" "Bye!" "We're going to a party!" "I'm so happy!" "Here comes the ride;" "Quickly..." "Let's hurry..." "I think Big Cat's pickup spot is up ahead." "That drink was so damned strong." "Did I drink too much and start seeing things?" "I see an old man." "You two are in bad shape" "I don't have a good feeling;" "I feel sick." "Who are you and have we offended you?" "Do you have the wrong people?" "There are many old men." "Don't even think about running away!" "And don't look down on these old men." "When we were young each of us fought our own way with our hands." "You bullied our Hongdou." "None of you will escape." "Hongdou, come!" "Another Badger Game!" "I bullied you?" "If only you didn't bully me." "Look!" "Is it he?" "Yes, but please let it go;" "Spare him." "Let's go back to the Rest Home for a snack." "How can we let this go?" "He almost raped you, and took your money." "And you wanted to sell her to Africa as a slave?" "That's typical of her words:" "Exaggerated!" "Hongdou donates time and money to the Mengxia Rest Home." "She must take care of a 100-year-old granny and all us old people." "The key is, to our eyes, she is like ice cream!" "Ice cream" "I took it too far;" "Got him in trouble." "What to do?" "And the 100-year-old granny is real?" "I'll fight whoever bullies my granddaughter." "Really?" "You must have a death-wish." "Wait for our leader." "Don't go anywhere." "The Leader is here..." "The Leader is here..." "Leader?" "Chief Executive." "You, come here, come..." "You're the Chief Executive?" "Yes;" "You may call me Miss Shun." "She tends to misbehave, and often lies." "But this photo." "Can you explain it?" "What's going on?" "It's a misunderstanding;" "A Badger Game." " I was trapped!" " Say no more." "Hongdou is very good to us at Mengxia Rest Home" "I'm responsible to see if you're bullying her." " Beat him!" " Shut up." "Beat him..." "I'll give you a choice:" "Race with me." "If you win, you may go." "If you lose, give Hongdou back her money and clean toilets at the Rest Home for two weeks." "Sure;" "Who's afraid of you?" "I'll take the bet." "Race 100 meters with me!" "That's impossible" "I'm running, and she's on her bike." "Fine!" "I'll give you a ten-second head start." "No, let me think." "Why don't we do this." "We'll race 50 meters then double back;" "It's still 100 meters." "All right, 50 and 50, then." "Come on." "Cheer!" "Go!" "Go!" "Faster!" "I clearly won by a tiny bit over there." "The finish line" " is over here." " Nonsense!" " Scumbag!" " I clearly won." " Utter nonsense." " All right." " You're the pits." " Say it again." "Okay." " You're the Brad Pitts!" " Stop." "What's wrong now?" "Don't you know this bike is my life?" "You threw out the key!" "Why are you so naughty?" "Threw it out!" " Hurry, help me look for it." " Go!" "Hurry." "Hongdou, where are you going?" "Sorry!" "It's all my fault." "Run!" "Big Cat's Pickup Point is up ahead." "Hurry!" "We're at her Pickup Point" "Erin?" "Big Cat's Ride is coming." "Everyone!" "Let's continue our high for 7 more days and nights." "Hurray!" "Miss Cat, your gift has arrived." "There's Ting." "How did she know about the ring?" "I think I mentioned it at the nightclub." "My friend was at fault" "I'll get it back from her for you;" "Come!" "Jingua, not now." "She may be embarrassed with all these people." "There may be a reason for what she did." "Besides..." "You're not nice, you're so damned nice." "You're so damned nice, too." "Ting." "Didn't I just see you with a ring." "My boyfriend gave me that." "Boyfriend?" "You have the guts to come with me?" "If not for me, would you be here?" "If you didn't say I'd sell you to Africa would I be running for my life?" "But you're fine now." "You're just a woman who loves to lie, another term for "danger"" "I'm not talking to you." "You are another term for "filth"!" "Men like you think of doing bad deeds every day, you're hooked." ""Hooked"?" "Don't worry" "I donate all the money I get to the Rest Home" "I'm building karma credits for you." "You're still lying to me!" "Why do you like to lie so much?" "Hello, Granny?" "I've gone out." "With my boyfriend." "He's rich and nice to me." "We're going shopping for gifts later." "Tomorrow we'll shop for and buy a car." "The day after that, we'll look at homes." "Next week we'll vacation in Hawaii and buy gold!" "Don't worry about me, go to sleep." "Bye" "I'll do it myself." " Hui." " Wait." "Come on." "Sorry, I'll go now;" "Wait for me." "Big Cat, Happy Birthday!" "Hui, why are you so late?" "I hit a lot of red lights;" "Happy Birthday." "Latecomers must have three drinks first." "Three drinks!" "Okay." "Jingua!" "Three drinks for you, too." " Great." " Come, all of you." "Your friends, too;" "You!" "You!" "Three drinks for all of you!" "Three drinks." "The glasses tonight are very special." "I, Hui, have drunk everything out of every glass." "Hui." "Is that a condom?" "Why is mine bigger?" "I like you because you're bigger." "Drink from it directly." "Hold it in your mouth." "As tightly as you can." "Drink!" "Go!" "Finish it up!" "It's only a condom." "What's so hard about that?" "No, but how do you know it hasn't been used?" "I'll become pregnant." "Damnit." "Miss Cat, I think this is the time for the candies I brought from Jamaica." "The ones that can knock out an elephant?" "'Tao!" "'Yes!" "Take charge of that mission." "Remember, don't give him too much" "I'm afraid he won't perform." "Everyone." "That condom talk is a joke!" "They've never been used." "You're bluffing me?" "Why couldn't you have told us sooner?" "Don't be angry." "We have some delicious candies for you." "They're from a foreign country." " Have one." " I have diabetes." "It's okay to have one." "Have more;" "They're good." " They are good!" " Delicious!" "You two!" "You two!" "These are good!" "Aren't they?" "One is enough." " Take another one." " Sure." "They're delicious." "They're delicious." "Miss Shun is coming!" "It's Miss Shun;" "What shall we do?" "Driver, open..." "There's no driver!" "Close the door!" "Wait, can you drive this thing?" "Don't worry;" "I can drive anything!" "Come out!" "He's kidnapping me;" "I can't get out!" "Nonsense!" "I can't hear..." "Come out!" "He's kidnapping me!" " You're lying!" " He's kidnapping me!" "I can't get out!" "Stop the bus!" "I won't." "Crazy'" "Come out;" "Stop the bus!" "I won't because I can't." "You don't know how to stop?" "Sir Shen, lend me your thing." "Thanks!" "What's that?" "Be careful!" "Get out." "Come here!" "Come over here now." "Careful." "Be careful!" "Why are you so naughty?" "Speak!" "Don't you know this is very dangerous?" "Are you stupid?" "Tell me!" "I am so angry." "You can finally use them!" " Goodbye." " Goodbye." "Apologize to him." "Go and apologize to him now." "Sorry, I got you in trouble again." "Thanks for helping me drink." "You're welcome." "You called me your boyfriend;" "That's my job." "Boyfriend." "In the future, it's okay to lie, but when you call me your boyfriend, I hope it's true." "You're smiling!" "Give me a ticket!" "What ticket?" "It's Cantonese slang for trading phone numbers" "I'll give you my most secret number." "Again with the number?" "It's a Quick Response Code!" "Yes, a QR code." "Mind if I take a picture?" "Sure." "Done?" "Another angle." "Another angle?" " Done?" " May I touch it?" "No." "No?" "Okay" "I must go now" "I hope to see you soon." "Why do you look so lusty?" "Lustful?" "Look." "She is flat-chested." "She looks so mean." "They must be fakes." "What are you doing?" "Hong Kong girls all look like that." "Haven't you tried them before?" "He's handsome enough but he his face is blank." "Look at the Fatso next to him." "Can you eat afterwards?" "You wanted handsome, rich, stylish Taiwan guys." "Cheers!" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Boss?" "Where is my boss?" "We agreed to sign the contract here" "I can sign it with you." "What is this place?" "This?" "It's for children's parties." "We're adults;" "We shouldn't be here" "I'm going now;" "Bye." "What are you doing?" "Sorry;" "I apologize!" "Take it off now;" "I'll mend it for you." "Crazy'" "Let me tell you." "You want me to do it by force, don't you?" "Obey;" "Good girl." "Pervert!" "You can't escape." "Stay away from me." "You calm down." "Stay away." "What are you doing?" "Stay away from me." "Stay away." "Boss, be gentle." "You're hurting my hand" "I can be a good girl and give you what you want." "You should have told me." "Come." "We go according to the schedule." "Don't be so impatient." "Sure." " What are You doing?" " Don't move!" "What are you doing?" "Shall I leave you a bite mark?" "See how you explain that to your wife?" "All right, I surrender." "What are you crying about?" "Look!" "You destroyed my shirt!" "I can buy you another." "You have a death-wish!" "I must get some good pictures out of this." "If you get any more crazy ideas" "I will send them to your wife." "Say hello to your wife" "I'm leaving!" "Bye!" "Let me go!" "You know I took your ring, don't you?" "All right, take it back." "Sorry." "It's okay;" "Since I have it now" "I can propose marriage to her." " Go ahead." " But... why did you steal my ring?" "You don't seem to be that kind of girl." "It's because of my boyfriend." "He gives gifts to every girl but never to me and I don't have any money so I stole your ring" "I know bad boys are most popular with girls." "Just like the more someone dislikes you the more you like them." "Aren't you the same way?" "Where is your girlfriend?" "Where is she?" "I can find her right now!" "Go ahead." "Will you marry me?" "I found the ring!" " May!" " How nice." "Where is May?" "Don't worry" "I can't locate her right now, but we will find her." "You promise!" "Thank you!" "What a happy moment." "Does he have friends in Taiwan?" "I don't think so." "You, you're a friend." "Then who have you been texting?" "Don't take people's things" " it's May!" " Look..." "May?" " A new friend?" " He's been telling her your locations." " I can explain." " Are you Sky, or Spy?" "You're telling May not to go where I am?" " I have reasons." " What is the meaning of this?" "Are you betraying me?" "Yes!" "I am betraying you!" "I am a stool pigeon!" "Your girlfriend came to get laid, idiot!" "I purposely tried to stop you from proposing." "She won't love you!" "Are you crazy?" "You still want to propose to her?" "She's been avoiding you, and hiding." "Are you the same way?" "Your boyfriend has so many girls." "He doesn't like or love you." "Feilun!" "Where can I have the most fun in Taiwan?" "Wherever I, Feilun, go, right?" "Then why don't you come here and tell me where I can have the most fun?" "Why don't you come sit here and I'll tell you where the fun is" "I asked you to come over." "I, Feilun, have only called a girl over." "No girl has ever called me over." "When I sit here, guys come to me." "That's no fun." "That's no fun." "Since he is that way." "Let's go." "The tab hasn't been paid." "You're leaving just like that?" "Me?" "In Hong Kong the guy always pays." " Yes." " Sorry, this is Taiwan." "We're into gender equality;" "We split the tab." "But if a girl wants to pay for me" "I wouldn't mind." "A Hong Kong guy has followed me here to propose marriage to me" "I'll call him;" "He'll be here to pay for me." "Amazing." "Why don't you call him;" "I'll call my girlfriend." "See who comes faster to pay the tab." " I'm not afraid." " Come on." "May?" "Feilun?" "Hello?" "Come to Hive to get me;" "Be here before 6!" "I'm coming now." "You two are not really going, are you?" "Truly, you don't give up till the fat lady sings." "You don't cry until you see the coffin." "That's passion for you" "I'll go with you." "Are you coming?" "Sure, I'll go to my death..." "Let's go." "Why to your death?" "Bis Cat?" "What are you doing?" "Hui, thank you for your birthday gift!" "You... me..." "We've known each other so long;" "How could you entrap me?" "Hui, I've loved you a long time." "But you're just a friend to me." "Since we agree, let's do it again." " Again." " Do what again?" "I have a lot of toys I haven't showed you." "You play with this?" "Don't try to run away." "You're on my turf!" "All right." "These things... are my favorite!" "Bis Cat!" "You're so handsome!" "Do you like it?" "Yes!" "You like this?" "Raise your hand higher." "What does the Lucky Cat say?" "You're a bad girl, Lucky Cat." "Bad cats must be cuffed to the wall and punished." "Come on!" "Bad Cat must be punished." "How can you do this to me?" "I love you!" "Damned love;" "I hate you!" ""Bye! " Hui!" "Miss Cat!" "Miss Cat!" "Hui!" "Hui, don't go!" "I love you, Hui!" "I think my hand is growing bigger" "I have something else that's growing bigger." "That candy just now seemed very strong;" "I feel dizzy." " I'm very high." " What candy?" "Wait." "If you want to get to Hive before dawn you must pass through this place." "This is..." "Zombie Land!" "We can go get laid!" "In the wee hours of Friday morning, zombies, people getting laid, the half-dead are everywhere." "It's a dance of the demons!" "Ghosts in the night!" "It's very dangerous!" "I'm scared!" "Do you still want to go?" "Yes!" "Very well!" "In honor of your undying love." "Sky and I will protect you with our blood and tears, on your way." "Let's go." "Strange!" "I feel so dizzy." "Everything looks fuzzy." "How did they all become zombies?" "Can't go that way!" "Over there!" "Out of the way!" "Out of the way!" "Hurry!" "You go ahead!" "I'll distract them." "Okay!" "Go ahead" "I'll slow them down." "Take care." "You take care." "Oyster pancake?" "I'm one of you" "I have a better disguise than you." "What is your real name, anyway?" "Jeri." "What's so funny?" "What's your name?" "I'm Tom." "Who has that name any more?" "Just call me Caprio." "Nice to meet you." "Do you feel we should go out there now?" " Yes." " Let's go." "Run, Jeri!" "Let's go!" "I'll never abandon you." "Hurry!" "Faster!" "Run!" "Light saber?" "Stay away!" "Hui!" "Caprio!" "Over here!" "Run!" "Hang in there!" "Run!" "Hui." "Go!" "We will really be sacrificed this time." "You two, be happy in love!" "Let's go." "Help me!" "Be happy in love." "Hurry!" "You can't just..." "Water!" "Must drink!" "No!" "Yes." "Are they over there?" "There!" "Feilun." "What are you doing?" "What time did I tell you to come?" "6 o'clock;" "What time is it now?" "6:05" "Excuse me;" "Can you treat her better?" "Mind your own business" "I told you to come at 6;" "You're five minutes late." "Why are you speaking Mandarin?" "None of your business;" "Why are you late?" "Don't be so mean to him." "Mind your own business." " I don't get it." " Explain!" " You were mean to him;" "Why?" " Just now..." " What they fuck were you doing?" " All night..." "In fact..." "Forget explaining!" "Why did you slap him?" "I'm telling him off;" "Stay out of it!" "Idiot, don't keep yammering away." "Keep an eye on your woman." "You rein in your man" "I'm telling off my man;" "Stay out of it." " Why is your man here?" " Of course I must know." "You have poor taste to want him." " Stinking bitch!" " You won't even pay the tab." " Makes me sick." " You want such an irresponsible man?" "Shut up!" "I came to Taipei this time to do an important thing." "You're still going to propose to her?" "I came to propose marriage." "Ting!" "I dare you." "Why not?" "Let's get married;" "Let's go." "You're awake." "Let's go" "I haven't given you a ticket." "TRUE" "Kid." "Do you need help?" "Incinerator?" "It looks like you need some comfort." "Actually I don't need anything" "I just need... you." "Come to darling." "Ridiculous!" "He thinks he can get me with that tiny ring?" "Thank goodness the Taiwanese girl took it." "Do I dare to stay and play here?" "You're fine." "Let's go pick up men!" "There are so many men out there!" "My makeup is ruined!" "What are you doing here?" "What's wrong?" "Why are you shouting?" "What's wrong with me?" "I can't shout?" "How dare you!" "Are you nuts?" "Slapping me, Mr Feilun, in public?" "Yes, I slapped you!" "So what?" "You're crazy" "I'm crazy?" "I went through so much to find you" "I'm crazy?" " You dare to say that?" " What are You doing?" "You're running?" "Are you picking up other women?" " You have a death-wish!" " You're crazy!"