"[Remote clicks] [up-beat music plays]" "♪ I don't care what you say!" "♪" "♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪ [slow-tempo music plays] synccorrectionbyf1nc0" "Why, hello there!" "I didn't see ya come in." "I'm Buckey O'Neil." "I was a famous hero in the civil war, and then I fought with Teddy Roosevelt in the Rough Riders." "But my greatest achievement..." " was ma chicken!" "Heh!" " Yee-Haw!" "Buckey:" "When other folks was panning' for gold nuggets, I was pannin' for chicken nuggets!" "The locals loved my chicken so much, they traded all their land for it!" "Heh!" "Pretty convenient." "And that's how the town of..." "Aberdale... was founded!" "[Chicken clucks loudly]" "Yee-haw!" "Sumo: [raspy breathing]" "Why, hello there!" "I didn't see ya come in." "I'm Buckey O'Neil." "Clarence: # The burgers here are good, the chicken nugget's good #" "♪ the fries are good and the soda pop is really good!" "♪" " Jeff:" "I only like the fries here." " Clarence:" "What?" " You don't like the burgers?" " No." " Clarence:" "What about the nuggets?" " Jeff:" "Nope." " Clarence:" "Not even the burgers?" " Jeff:" "No." "Clarence:" "What about the Fun-Dungeon?" "[Children laughing, squealing]" " Jeff:" "Ugh." " Welcome to Rough Riders chicken." "What can I get you?" "Mom:" "Uh, hi." "I'll just have the, uh, chicken parfait." "[Cash register beeping] [pop!" "] Clarence:" "I want that one!" " The hip watchers' chicken salad?" " Clarence:" "Yeah." "Okay." "One hip watchers chicken salad." "For you?" "Sumo:" "Uhhhh..." "can-I-get-aaaa..." " chicknbagarustastol?" " W-What was that, sweetie?" "Clarence:" "He said he wants a chicken burger with rooster sauce." "Okay ... chicken burger with rooster sauce." "Sumo:" "Yeah, yeah!" "Witchicknoogas." " So..." " Clarence:" "Can't you hear him?" "He said he wants the chicken nuggets." "All right, then." "And what would you like?" " Jeff:" "I would like a scout meal." " Okay, then!" "Except ... take out the burger." "I just want the fries, the drink, and the toy." "Um, sweetie, we're not allowed to do that." " You have to order the burger with it." " Jeff:" "But I only like the fries here." "Why can't I just get it minus the burger?" "'Cause that's how it works." "You order a scout meal, you have to get the burger." "Jeff:" "All right, then." "Here's what I want you to do." "I'd like a side of fries, a kid's size drink, and one of those toys." "The boy one, not the girl one." "And you know those bags that say "scout meal"?" "Put it all in one of those for me, please." "Honey, I am not gonna do that." "Mom:" "Jeff, why don't you just give the burger to Sumo?" "Sumo:" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Jeff:" "I'm sorry, Mary, but I can't." "It's the principle of the thing." "Ma'am, we can't give him a scout meal without the burger." " It'd be against the rules." " Mom:" "Just put it on the side." "[cow moos] Jeff:" "This is not what I wanted." "[Swish!" "]" "Sumo:" "Aah!" "[Children squealing] [squeak!" "Squeak!" "Squeak!" "]" "Clarence:" "So you guys wanna go in the Fun-Dungeon yet?" " Jeff:" "I ..." "I don't think I will." " Clarence:" "You're joking me, right?" "Jeff:" "Well, I ..." "I'm terrible at playing, and ..." "[Squish!" "Thud!" "]" "Sumo: [munching loudly] Jeff:" "Anyway, ball pits are filthy." "Do you know how many kids have probably thrown up in there?" "Clarence: [mystically] But it's worth it." "Sumo:" "Hey, Clarence." "Wanna try my blood burger?" "Clarence:" "Sure!" "Try all my stuff!" "[Munching loudly]" " Sumo:" "Uh..." " Clarence:" "No, like this." "[Both munching loudly]" " Clarence:" "You want some?" " Jeff:" "I'm ..." "I'm good." "Clarence:" "Okay." "[Munching continues]" "Jeff:" "Uh, Mary, may I be excused?" "Clarence:" "Hey, buddy?" "Can I have one of your friiiiiiiiies?" "Nooooooo!" "[chuckles] Jeff, why don't we use our inside voices, okay?" "Clarence:" "Geez, Jeff." "Take it easy." "Jeff:" "I'm ..." "I'm sorry." "I just..." " I don't like people touching my fries." " Clarence:" "I guess so." "Jeff:" "I'm going to the bathroom." "Clarence, I want you to promise me." "Make a solemn promise you will not touch my fries." "I will stand here and pee myself until you promise." "Clarence:" "Really?" "Jeff:" "Clarence, I'm serious." "Do you promise?" "[Blink!" "]" " Promise me." " Clarence:" "What." "Jeff:" "Promise me!" " Clarence:" "All right." "I won't touch your fries!" " Jeff:" "Really?" " Clarence:" "Yup." "Jeff:" "I'm believing you, Clarence." "I know you're not gonna lie to me." " Clarence:" "Oh, yeah." " Jeff:" "I'm walking to the bathroom." " Clarence: 'Kay." " Jeff:" "Walking around the corner." "Clarence:" "Mm-hmm." "[Door opens] [slink!" "]" " Hey, Sumo." " Sumo:" "Hmm?" " Clarence:" "Guess what?" " Sumo: [muffled] What?" " Are you gonna eat 'em?" " Clarence:" "No." "I'm just gonna trick him into playing with us." " Sumo:" "Awright!" " Clarence:" "He'll be so surprised when he finds out they're in my pocket!" "Tee-hee." "[Ding!" "]" "[Children laughing, squealing]" "Sumo: [laughs]" "Clarence:" "Sumo!" "Wait!" "You gotta put your shoes in the cubby, see?" " And then ya put on a fresh pair." " Sumo:" "Fresh." "[Toilet flushes]" "Ooh, he's coming out!" "Let's hide!" "[Suspenseful music plays]" "Jeff:" "My ..." "My fri..." "My... frieeees!" "Oh, lord." "Jeff:" "Claaaareeeeence!" "[Zip!" "Zip!" "]" "[Growls]" "Sumo:" "Oh, man." "We sure got him!" "Clarence:" "Yeah, we did." "Now he has to have fun." "Sumo: [laughs] [laughs]" "Aah!" " Jeff:" "Where are they?" "!" " Sumo:" "I dunno." "Clarence is the mastermind!" "Jeff: [growls]" "Sumo:" "Aaaaaah!" "Clarence: [gasps]" "Jeff: [breathing rapidly] [grunts]" " Help!" " Aah!" " Aah!" " Oh!" "Clarence: [gasping]" " Where are my fries, Clarence?" " Clarence:" "Why don'tcha come and get 'em?" "[Chuckles]" "Jeff: [grunting]" "Clarence:" "See, isn't this fun?" "Jeff: [growls] [snap!" "]" "Clarence: [whimpers] [grunting]" "Uh, pink or blue?" "!" "Pink or blue?" "!" "Jeff: [grunting]" " Clarence!" " Hi." " Jeff: [growls]" " Bye." "Sumo: [high-pitched] But, daddy, I don't wanna stay on the farm." "I wanna go to the city." "[Deep voice] You best know yer place, little lady." "[Suspenseful music plays]" "Jeff: [gasps] Clarence!" "[Wind rushing] [squeak!" "Squeak!" "]" "Come on Jeff." "Take it easy!" "I was just kidding!" "Jeff:" "Come back here, Clarence!" "[Dramatic music plays] [grunts, growls] [ding!" "]" "[Growls]" "Clarence: [grunts] [both grunting]" "Oh, hey, Mary!" "Mom:" "Oh, hey, Sammy!" "How are you?" "I'm good!" "Are you here with Clarence?" "Mom:" "Well, I'm not here for the food!" "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] Right." "Mom:" "Oh, him and a few buddies are playing right now." "Oh, well, maybe Sean could join them!" "You think him and Clarence would get along?" "Mom:" "Oh, for sure!" "All the kids love Clarence!" "Jeff:" "I'm gonna kill you, Clarence!" "Clarence: [grunts]" " Jeff, will you just listen?" "!" " Jeff:" "Explain how you ate my fries!" "Clarence:" "I didn't!" "Jeff, I didn't eat your ..." "Jeff:" "Raaah!" "Clarence: [grunts] [gasps]" "Oh!" "Unh, ooph!" "[Grunting]" "Jeff: [grunts, growls]" "Clarence: [gasps] [whimpers]" "Jeff: [breathing heavily]" "This is what you get, Clarence." "This is what happens when you eat another man's fries!" "Clarence:" "Jeff, please!" "I didn't." "They're right here." "They were here the whole time." "Here take 'em!" "Oh, no!" "Jeff: [inhales deeply]" "Clarence, listen." "I ..." "I have my own complex reasons for things, things you could never understand." "Reasons for people not to touch my fries." "Reasons I never go into fun spaces." "Clarence:" "Well, how'd you get up here?" "[Children playing]" "Jeff:" "Oh, yeah." "Well, um..." "Clarence: [gasping]" "Jeff: [gasps]" "Clarence:" "You're not gonna let me die?" " Jeff:" "If you die, I die, too." " Clarence:" "Whoa!" "Whoooooa!" "Oh." "Sumo: [munching loudly] [both laugh]" " Clarence:" "Mnh." " Jeff:" "Ow!" " Sumo:" "Wow." " Clarence:" "Whoa!" "Ooph!" "Sumo:" "Wow." "Mom:" "You guys are playing too rough." "Come on." "Let's go." "[Both laughing]" " Jeff:" "Ooph!" " Hi." "Clarence:" "Hey, Jeff." "Uh, I'm sorry I took your fries." "Jeff:" "Oh, well, um..." "I'm sorry I tried to kill you." "Clarence:" "It's okay." "That made it more fun, I guess." " Jeff:" "Yeah." "It kinda did." " Clarence:" "Friends?" "[Suspenseful music plays] [pigs squealing]" "Jeff:" "Sure." "[Pig oinks]" " Clarence:" "Friends." " Jeff:" "Yup, friends." "[Crying] I can't find my light-up princess shoes!" "♪ Oh, snap ♪ [Music]" "♪ too cool ♪" "♪ so hot ♪" "♪ yeah ♪ ♪ Chick-A-Cha ♪" "Clarence:" "Hey, Sumo, where's your little cow toy?" "Sumo: [gasps]" "Yeah, whatever." "I don't care about no girly toy." "[Soft music plays]" "♪ When I got that girl toy, my life changed ♪" "♪ she was all I had, when Jeff was mad ♪" "♪ it was good to have her by my side ♪" "♪ and I know ♪" "♪ she'll be myyyyy beeeest briiiiide ♪" "♪ oh, that's right, she's gone for good. ♪ [music ends] synccorrectionbyf1nc0"