"COME HERE, ROCKY!" "COME ON, ROCKY!" "[DOG BARKS]" "HERE HE COMES!" "[BARKING]" "ROCKY, COME ON!" "ROCKY!" "ROCKY!" "COME HERE, ROCKY!" "ROCKY!" "GOOD BOY." "[WOMAN YELPS]:" "OW!" "WHAT?" "WHERE DID THIS DOG COME FROM?" "BAD DOG, BAD DOG!" "GO!" "SHOO!" "SHOO!" "OH, LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!" "[HUGE CRASHING]" "OH, MY..." "OH, NO, NOT AGAIN!" "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" "WAIT A MINUTE, MRS. COOPER..." "MRS. COOPER!" "[♪]" "[ROARING]" "[SHE SCREAMS IN TERROR]" "CHALK UP ANOTHER ONE!" "NICE ONE!" "WAIT A MINUTE, MRS. LARSON..." "MRS. LARSON..." "BOYS?" "BOYS, COME ON IN NOW, IT'S TIME FOR DINNER." "[YELLING WAR CRIES]" "[BOYS LAUGHING IN DELIGHT]" "MRS. HAMPSTON, PLEASE..." "AT LEAST JUST STAY FOR THE HOLIDAYS." "I WON'T STAY ANOTHER MINUTE." "LOOK, I'M VERY SORRY ABOUT THE BOYS, OKAY, BUT..." "THEY'RE ONLY SIX." "WHICH IS WHY I DON'T BLAME THEM." "YOU DON'T?" "THEY'RE YOUR CHILDREN, MR. WEBSTER," "NOT YOUR PLAYMATES," "NOT YOUR PETS." "THEY NEED A MATURE, STEADY HAND TO GUIDE THEM." "YOUR HAND." "NOW, GOODBYE..." "MRS. HAMPSTON..." "YOU DON'T NEED A HOUSEKEEPER." "YOU NEED A MIRACLE." "[BOYS SCREAMING AND YELLING]" "[YELLING AND LAUGHING]" "[GIVES A MOCK ROAR]" "I'VE GOT BOTH OF YOU!" "[GIGGLING]:" "DAD..." "[GIGGLING AND SIGHING]" " POOF!" " OH!" "POOM, POOF!" "OOH, YOU GOT ME," "YOU GOT ME, YOU GOT ME..." "OKAY..." "[BOYS ROARING, UNDETERRED]" "TIME FOR BED." "AW..." "OKAY." "YOU PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT." "THERE YOU GO." "LOVE YOU." "YOU TOO." "THERE YOU GO." "GOODNIGHT, BUDDY." "LOVE YOU." "LOVE YOU, TOO." "DAD?" "YEAH?" "WE'RE SORRY." "WE WERE JUST TRYING" "TO HAVE FUN WITH THE HOUSEKEEPER." "WELL..." "SOMETIMES THINGS DON'T ALWAYS WORK OUT." "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?" "WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND ANYBODY NOW." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL." "REALLY?" "ABSOLUTELY." "YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, ALL RIGHT?" "DAD, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?" "SURE." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT MOMMY'S FAVORITE COLOR WAS?" "YOU KNOW, IT'S LATE." "YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO SLEEP." "[♪]" "[SIGHS HEAVILY]" "[BELL JINGLES]" "[♪♪]" "[TELEPHONE RINGS]" "WAY TO GO TRAVEL?" "OH, HELLO, MRS. CLARK." "YES, I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH, AND IT'S A GREAT RESORT," "AND IT INCLUDES EVERYTHING..." "HOTELS, MEALS, GRATUITIES." "MM-HM." "SO, YOU STEP OUT OF YOUR ROOM, RIGHT ON TO THE BEACH," "AND YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE SUNSETS." "ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS." "WELL, NO, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN THERE MYSELF," "BUT THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE TELLS ME." "MM-HM, AND NORMALLY," "THEY DON'T TAKE RESERVATIONS AFTER THANKSGIVING, BUT I DID..." "I NOTICED A CANCELLATION..." "AND IT'S STILL THERE." "GREAT!" "YEAH, MAYBE I WILL MAKE IT THERE ONE OF THESE DAYS." "REBA..." "[WHISPERING]:" "YOUR MOM." "UM, MRS. CLARK?" "I'M GOING TO CALL YOU WITH THE DETAILS LATER." "PERFECT." "OKAY, BYE." "[WHISPERING]:" "I TOTALLY FORGOT!" " THANKS, NICKI, I'LL BE BACK." " HURRY." "MOM, I'M SORRY." "OH, HI, SWEETHEART." "[LAUGHING HAPPILY]" " I'M SORRY." " NO, IT'S FINE, SIT, SIT." "OH, WHAT A CRAZY WEEK." "I MEAN, THE PHONES, THEY JUST, THEY HAVEN'T STOPPED." "WELL, THAT LITTLE BUSINESS OF YOURS" "IS REALLY BOOMING, THEN." "HAPPENS EVERY YEAR," "PEOPLE WANT TO GET AWAY FOR THE HOLIDAYS." "I'M JUST HAPPY YOU FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING" "MORE SECURE THAN YOUR SO-CALLED THEATER CAREER." "YEAH, YOU'VE MENTIONED THAT ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE, MOM." "SPEAKING OF GETTING AWAY," "I HAD A CALL FROM YOUR FAVORITE AUNT AND UNCLE YESTERDAY." "OH, AUNT MOLLY AND UNCLE BILL?" "HOW ARE THEY?" "WELL, THEY'RE FINALLY TAKING THAT HAWAIIAN VACATION" "THEY'VE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT," "AND THEY'RE GOING TO STOP HERE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS ON THE WAY." "OH, THAT'S GREAT!" "WHEN?" "THEY ARRIVE LATE ON THE 23RD FROM ST." "PAUL," "AND THEY LEAVE FOR HAWAII THE MORNING OF THE 26TH." "SO THEY'RE GOING TO BE HERE FOR CHRISTMAS." "YES, AND HONEY, THEY'RE SO EXCITED" "TO SEE YOU AND VICKI." "HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?" "MOM..." "LOOK, REBA, IT WOULD BE SO NICE FOR THEM" "IF WE COULD HAVE A REAL FAMILY CHRISTMAS," "EVERYONE TOGETHER AGAIN?" "WELL, IT WON'T WORK, SO..." "LOOK, REBA..." "IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS." "I THOUGHT," "WITH YOUR AUNT AND UNCLE COMING," "WOULDN'T THIS BE THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME" "TO JUST..." "PUT EVERYTHING BEHIND US?" "WOULDN'T IT?" "YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID." "VICKI'S YOUR SISTER." "YOU HAVE TO SETTLE IT." "I HAVE SETTLED IT." "I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HER." "WHAT ABOUT YOUR AUNT AND UNCLE?" "THEY THINK THE WORLD OF YOU" "AND VICKI." "THEY WANT TO SEE BOTH OF YOU." "OKAY, WELL, THEN, WE'LL DO WHAT WE'VE DONE" "FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS." "VICKI AND HER FAMILY, THEY CAN SEE YOU" "ON CHRISTMAS DAY OR CHRISTMAS EVE, AND I'LL..." "I'LL JUST VISIT WHEN THEY'RE NOT THERE." "OKAY?" "YOU KNOW," "IF YOUR FATHER WAS ALIVE..." "MOM..." "CHANGE THE SUBJECT." "[SIGHS HEAVILY]" "♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY..." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "MRS. ACKERMAN, DO YOU HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR US?" "WELL, WE'RE..." "YES." "UM, WE'RE JUST, WE'RE VERY EXCITED" "ABOUT MEETING OUR NEW HOUSEKEEPER." "I REALIZE THEY DON'T GROW ON TREES." "I-I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING YOUR BEST," "AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT," "IT'S JUST," "IT'S BEEN ABOUT A WEEK, AND WITH THE HOLIDAYS COMING..." "GUYS, COOL IT." "[DREAM MUSIC SWIRLS]" "[BOYS ROAR AND SHOUT]" "OKAY, UM, I'LL..." "I'LL CALL BACK." "OKAY, GUYS, COME ON." "HEY, ALL RIGHT, LOOK..." "LET HIM GO." "I KNOW, YOU GOT HIM IN A HEAD LOCK." "LET IT GO." "TIME OUT." "OKAY, I GOT YOU." "MR. WEBSTER, I'M SURE I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU" "HOW WONDERFULLY..." "WELL, HIGH-SPIRITED YOUR BOYS ARE." "IT REALLY IS A TREAT TO HAVE THEM IN MY CLASS." "THEY ARE BOTH SO BRIGHT, AND FUNNY," "AND, WELL, GOSH," "I JUST CAN'T GET OVER ALL THAT..." "THAT ENERGY!" "[CHUCKLING POLITELY]" "SO, UH..." "BUT WE'RE GOOD?" "OH, SURE, YEAH, YEAH." "THEY'RE HARD WORKING, THEY'VE MADE LOTS OF FRIENDS." "THEY HAVE A REAL FLAIR FOR MUSIC." "DOES THAT RUN IN THE FAMILY?" "N-NO, NOT REALLY." "NO." "WELL, THEY'RE GREAT BOYS." "YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD." "THANK YOU." "ALL RIGHT." "OF COURSE, UM..." "I'M SURE YOU'RE ALSO AWARE" "THAT, WELL, AT TIMES, UH," "THEIR NATURAL ENTHUSIASM CAN BE JUST A TAD OVERWHELMING." "[SIGHS]" "YEAH, UM..." "IT'S IMPORTANT THAT THEY LEARN" "TO CHANNEL THAT ENERGY" "INTO MORE CONSTRUCTIVE OUTLETS," "WHICH IS WHY I AM SO PLEASED" "THAT JUDD AND JASON WANT TO TAKE PART" "IN THIS YEAR'S CHRISTMAS PAGEANT." "CHRISTMAS PAGEANT?" "YEAH." "OH, THEY'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT IT," "AND I HONESTLY THINK" "IT'S GOING TO BE JUST THE THING FOR THEM." "I MEAN, DON'T YOU?" "WELL, UM..." "OH, WHICH REMINDS ME," "THE FIRST PARENTS' MEETING IS IN FIVE MINUTES" "IN THE LIBRARY." "YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE." "ALL RIGHT, I SHOULD GET GOING, THEN." "OKAY." "THANK YOU." "MY PLEASURE." "VERY NICE TO MEET YOU." "YOU AS WELL." "FOR THOSE OF YOU HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME," "MY NAME IS MILLY WATERS." "THIS IS MY FIFTH YEAR DIRECTING THE SCHOOL PAGEANT," "AND I CAN TELL YOU WE ARE ALL VERY, VERY EXCITED." "NOW, AS SOME OF YOU KNOW," "WE STARTED WORK ON THE SONGS LAST WEEK" "WITH OUR MUSICAL DIRECTOR," "MRS. DARLING." "[APPLAUDS DELICATELY]" "I WILL HOLD AUDITIONS AND ASSIGN SPEAKING PARTS" "BY THE END OF THE WEEK." "[CELL PHONE BUZZING]" "REHEARSAL WILL BE FOR ONE HOUR AFTER SCHOOL" "EVERY DAY." "DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?" "AH, YES..." "AND, CINDY!" "CINDY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH," "AND, SERIOUSLY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FIRE!" "THIS STUFF HAPPENS ALL THE TIME." "SO, UH..." "WE'LL CALL YOU?" "THAT'S OKAY." "[SIGHS]:" "OH BOY..." "[CAR PEELS AWAY HASTILY]" "BOYS?" "OH, MY MUSCLES ARE SCREAMING AT ME." "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF." "ME?" "YEAH, THE ONLY TIME I EVER GET HERE" "IS WHEN YOU CALL AND MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY," "BUT YOU HAVEN'T CALLED," "HAVE YOU?" "SORRY." "SO, WHAT'S BEEN KEEPING YOU SO BUSY?" "JUST BUSINESS." "YOU KNOW, I CAN BARELY KEEP UP RIGHT NOW." "REALLY?" "YEAH, SO, THIS GUY CALLS THE OTHER DAY." "IT'S ALMOST THE MIDDLE OF DECEMBER, RIGHT?" "HE WANTS TO BOOK A FLIGHT TO MAUI..." "GO AHEAD, TELL ME ALL ABOUT WORK." "WHAT?" "REBA, I AM MARRIED WITH TWO KIDS." "I SPEND ALL DAY" "IN A ROOM FULL OF SIX-YEAR-OLDS" "WHO LAUGH AT ANYTHING" "THAT SOUNDS EVEN REMOTELY LIKE "POO"." "[CHUCKLES]" "I NEED SOMETHING TO HANG ONTO HERE." "YOU'RE MY LAST HOPE." "WELL, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU." "YOU'RE REALLY NOT SEEING ANYONE?" "AT ALL?" "OH, GOD, YOU KNOW, THAT MAKES IT SOUND SO MUCH BETTER." "WELL, IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME." "I MEAN, COME ON, YOU'RE SMART," "AND YOU'RE GORGEOUS," "AND YOU'RE TALENTED." "YOUR MARIA IN THE SOUND OF MUSIC" "MADE EVERYONE SAY, "JULIE WHO?"" "AND NOW YOU RUN YOUR OWN BUSINESS..." "HEY, IF YOU SAY I HAVE A GOOD PERSONALITY," "I'M GOING TO DECK YOU." "WELL, YOU DO." "OH, HO, HO, HO, HO... [♪]" "I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME MILK." "ME TOO." "YES, ABSOLUTELY." "UM, I CAN PROBABLY GET SOME, UH, CONCEPTS DRAWN UP" "BY THE END OF THE WEEK, BUT..." "LET ME POUR." " NO, I CAN DO IT." " LET ME POUR!" " I CAN DO IT!" " HEY, GUYS..." "I CAN DO IT!" "I'M SORRY, CAN YOU HOLD ON JUST ONE SECOND?" "ALL RIGHT." "[SIGHS HEAVILY]" "GO TO YOUR ROOM." "I'LL CALL YOU WHEN DINNER'S READY." "YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT." "[♪♪]" "HEY." "LOOK." "[YELLING WAR CRIES]" "WHOA..." "NOT BAD, FELLAS." "NICE SIZE, YEAH." "GOOD AND SOLID," "AND PACKED TIGHT, BUT NOT TOO HEAVY." "[CHUCKLES INDULGENTLY]" "♪ MISSED US MISSED US!" "♪" "♪ YOU CAN'T GET US" "♪ MISSED US MISSED US ♪" "♪ YOU CAN'T GET US..." "[LAUGHS]" "DON'T MESS WITH THE BIG DOG." "[SCREAMING PLAYFULLY]" "[CHUCKLING]" "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "MR. WEBSTER?" "YES." "I'M EMILY MERKLE." "IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU." "HOW YOU DOING, HUH?" "UM..." "OOH, I LIKE THAT SHIRT, THAT'S A GOOD COLOR FOR YOU." "OOH, YEAH..." "OH, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU GOT SOMETHING THERE." "WHAT IS THAT?" "IS THAT A LITTLE GRAVY?" "UM..." "[CHUCKLES]" "PROBABLY WILL COME RIGHT OFF WITH SOME SELTZER." "OOH, IT'S COLD OUT HERE." "OH, BOY.." "[CHUCKLES]" "YEAH..." "OH, UH..." "LET ME BACK UP HERE" "FOR A MINUTE." "THE AGENCY SENT ME, OKAY?" "THE AGENCY?" "YEAH, THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY?" "YOU KNOW, BIG BUILDINGS," "DOWNTOWN, LOTS OF PEOPLE," "EVERYONE TRYING TO GET A JOB?" "I MEAN, I'M TALKING GRIM." "OH, OKAY, GREAT!" "UM, I'M SORRY, YOU JUST," "YOU WEREN'T, UH, WHAT I EXPECTED." "YEAH, I GET THAT A LOT," "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'LL GET USED TO IT." "NO, MRS. ACKERMAN DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME" "SHE'D FOUND SOMEBODY." "WELL, IT'S MORE FUN THIS WAY." "YOU SEE, THEN I CAN POP IN AND GO, "SURPRISE!"" "[CHUCKLING]" "KEEP YOUR PANTS ON, HONEY." "I'M JUST KIDDING." "OH, MY GOODNESS!" "YOU'VE BEEN ROBBED!" "WHAT?" "OH, NO, NO, TH-THIS IS, UH..." "[CHUCKLES]" "LISTEN, I'M JUST KIDDING AGAIN." "IT'S JUST A MESS, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, SOMETIMES I KID," "BUT SERIOUSLY," "THIS IS REALLY A MESS." "I WAS JUST TALKING TO THE BOYS," "HOW WE NEEDED TO KEEP THINGS..." "[GASPS IN DELIGHT]" "HI, FELLAS!" "WELL, WHAT'VE YOU TWO BEEN UP TO?" "GUYS, COME SAY HI, IT'S ALL RIGHT." "THIS IS MRS., UH..." "MERKLE." "MRS. MERKLE." "YOU'RE TWINS, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "WE'RE PATERNAL." "HE MEANS FRATERNAL." "[GASPS]" "DON'T SAY A WORD, DON'T TELL ME A WORD..." "YOU ARE..." "JUDD AND JASON." "HOW'D YOU KNOW?" "OH, IT'S EASY." "IT WAS WRITTEN ON YOUR FOREHEADS." "[CHUCKLING]" "NOW, TELL ME SOMETHING," "ARE YOU TWO RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF THIS MESS?" "[CHUCKLES]" "WELL, GOOD FOR YOU." "BECAUSE IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRASH THIS PLACE," "YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO IT RIGHT." "[CHUCKLING]" "OOH..." "[SNIFFING]" "WHAT DO I SMELL?" "OH, LISTEN," "I APOLOGIZE FOR THE MESS." "IT'S NOT..." "I KNEW IT WAS GRAVY," "BUT SERIOUSLY, IS SOMEBODY BOILING LARD?" "[SNIFFING]" "UH, WE'RE COOKING DINNER." "OH, SHOOT." "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO" "ABOUT THIS DINNER I HAVE HERE?" "YOU HAVE DINNER?" "THAT SMELLS GOOD." "IT'S A VERY SPECIAL RECIPE." "I WOULDN'T WANT TO TWIST YOUR ARM." "REALLY GOOD." "NOW, YOU'RE SURE?" "OKAY, MR. WEBSTER," "YOU'RE OUT OF HERE." "GO, I DON'T KNOW, READ A NEWSPAPER," "OR CALL THE E.P.A.," "OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU NORMALLY DO" "AS AN ARCHITECT." "MEANWHILE, I'M GOING TO CLEAN UP THIS PLACE" "IN A JIFFY." "COME ON, BOYS, HELP ME." "COME ON." "OKAY..." "OOH!" "OH, BOYS, WAIT A MINUTE." "I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING." "NOW, ARE THERE ANY MARBLES IN THE HOUSE?" "UH..." "YEAH." "OH!" "OKAY." "NOW, YOU GO FIND THEM AND BRING THEM TO ME," "AND BRING ME ALL THE PLAY-DOH YOU CAN," "AND SOME LIQUID SOAP" "AND A BOX OF BAKING SODA, OKAY?" "BUT WHY DO YOU NEED..." "NO, NO." "NO QUESTIONS, UNDERSTAND?" "OKAY, GO GET 'EM." "WELL, THAT OUGHT TO KEEP 'EM BUSY FOR A WHILE." "YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET, HONEY." "[CHUCKLING]" "THIS IS SO COOL, DAD." "[CHUCKLES]:" "I'LL SAY." "WHAT DO THEY CALL THIS DESSERT?" "ANGEL FOOD CAKE." "ANGELS EAT CAKE?" "WHEN IT TASTES LIKE THIS, THEY DO." "WELL, I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT." "HERE'S A QUESTION FOR YOU," "WHO CAN CLEAR OFF THIS TABLE THE FASTEST?" "OKAY, I'LL BEGIN A COUNT." "ONE..." "TWO..." "THREE..." "FOUR..." "FIVE..." "I'LL GET IT, HONEY, THANKS." "THAT'S A GOOD JOB, THANK YOU." "[CHUCKLES]" "NICELY DONE." "WHAT, DID YOU BUY A TICKET TO THIS SHOW?" "THANKS." "[GIGGLING]" "GOOD NIGHT, DAD!" "GOOD NIGHT!" "GOOD NIGHT, GUYS!" "YOU GUYS ALL SET?" "DID YOU SEE HOW WE CLEANED UP?" "YEAH, YOU DID A GREAT JOB." "BUT THEN MRS. MIRACLE MADE US TAKE A BATH." "MRS. MERKLE, YOU MEAN." "THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, MRS. MIRACLE." "AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?" "MRS. MIRACLE SAID" "WE HAVE TO BRUSH OUR TEETH BEFORE SHE'LL READ TO US." "WELL, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT TO ME." " BUT, DAD!" " BUT, DAD!" "[MOCKING THEIR WHINE]:" "BUT WHAT?" "NO BUTS, ALL RIGHT?" "YOU GUYS LISTEN TO MRS. MERKLE." "OKAY?" "OKAY, YOU TWO, COME ON." " SCOOT, SCOOT." " TIME FOR BED." "LOVE YOU." "LOVE YOU TOO." "LOVE YOU, BUDDY." "LOVE YOU TOO." "OKAY." "[CHUCKLES]" "OH, MAN..." "YOU KNOW, I HARDLY EVER READ TO THEM ANYMORE." "AND WHEN I DO, I FALL ASLEEP." "OH, COME ON, DON'T BE HARD ON YOURSELF." "YOU'VE HAD YOUR HANDS FULL." "[SIGHING]:" "YEAH, I GUESS." "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT NEED?" "A LITTLE TIME FOR YOURSELF." "HUH?" "WHAT IS THAT?" "I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT." "OF COURSE YOU DON'T." "YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T EVEN, UM..." "SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM." "OH, NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT, THE BOYS SETTLED ME IN." "OH, YEAH?" "YEAH." "OKAY." "WELL, THEN, UH," "I GUESS WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT, UH," "REFERENCES AND SCHEDULES, AND ALL THAT STUFF." "MRS. MIRACLE, COME ON!" "WE'RE WAITING!" "MY AUDIENCE AWAITS." "I GUESS WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT ANOTHER TIME, THEN." "OKAY." "HERE I COME!" "MRS. MIRACLE!" "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SIT OVER HERE!" "YOU SHOULD SIT NEXT TO ME." "NO!" "I CALLED DIBS FIRST." "SHE SHOULD SIT OVER HERE." "OKAY, THEN, I GET TO PICK THE STORY." "[MERKLE]:" "SETTLE DOWN, BOYS." "WE'LL FIND ONE YOU BOTH LIKE." "MRS. MIRACLE..." "[CHUCKLES]" "[DREAM MUSIC SWIRLS]" "ACTUALLY, WELL, WE ARE ON SCHEDULE." "THERE IS A NEW SCHEDULE THAT CAME OUT" "WITH THE REVISED PLANS" "AND ACCOUNTING FOR THE NEW ADDITIONS THAT WERE REQUESTED." "[DREAM MUSIC SWIRLS]" "[CAR'S ALARM ACTIVATION BEEPS]" "[♪]" "UH, HI, THIS IS SETH WEBSTER CALLING FOR MRS. ACKERMAN AGAIN?" "UM, SHE'S NOT IN." "OKAY, DO YOU KNOW WHEN SHE'LL BE BACK?" "BOYS, COME ON." "HOLD MY HAND." "UM, NO, IT'S NOT URGENT." "I JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN WITH HER ABOUT OUR HOUSEKEEPER." "OKAY, THANKS." "♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE, OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪" "♪ THEIR LEAVES ARE SO UNCHANGING ♪" "♪ OH, CHRISTMAS TREE, OH, CHRISTMAS TREE ♪" "♪ THEIR LEAVES ARE SO UNCHANGING ♪" "OH, THAT WAS WONDERFUL, CHILDREN!" "NOW, AS YOU KNOW," "TODAY WE HAVE AUDITIONS FOR THE SPEAKING PARTS" "IN THIS YEAR'S PAGEANT." "WE HAVE A NUMBER OF ROLES TO FILL." "THERE ARE SHEPHERDS," "AND REINDEER," "AND ANGELS," "SO DON'T WORRY," "YOU'LL EACH HAVE YOUR MOMENT IN THE SPOTLIGHT," "AND REMEMBER," "WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN TO AUDITION," "I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT." "LET THEM HEAR YOU" "IN THE BACK ROW," "AND REMEMBER," "SAY IT WITH FEELING!" "REALLY PUT YOUR HEART" "INTO IT!" ""AND THE ANGEL SAID" ""UNTO HIM," ""FEAR NOT!" ""FOR BEHOLD!" "I BRING YOU GOOD TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY!"" "[SCREAMS]" "[SICKENING THUD, GASPS OF HORROR]" "[GROANS]" "[KIDS MURMUR WITH UNCERTAINTY]" "[GROANING]" "OH!" "OH MY..." "[FUSSING AND FRETTING]" "HELP!" "HELP!" "SHE'S FALLEN!" "OH!" "OH!" "[GROANING]" " YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME." " NO, I'M SERIOUS." "THE SCHOOL NEEDS SOMEONE TO COME IN" "AND TAKE OVER THE PAGEANT RIGHT NOW." "SO NATURALLY YOU THOUGHT OF ME?" "WELL, WHO ELSE?" "I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN DOING THEATER SINCE WE WERE KIDS," "ACTING AND DIRECTING," "AND COME ON, YOU'VE DONE MORE PLAYS" "THAN ANYONE ELSE I KNOW." "KATE, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO." "YEAH, BUT YOU STILL LOVE IT." "COME ON, 'FESS UP, YOU MISS IT SOMETIMES." "THAT'S NOT THE POINT." "I..." "I RUN A TRAVEL AGENCY NOW." "WELL, YOU HAVE A GREAT STAFF HERE." "AND THEY'RE GOING TO KEEP THINGS HUMMING" "WHILE YOU'RE IN REHEARSALS." "THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY REHEARSALS." "[DESPERATE]:" "COME ON, REBA..." "THOSE KIDS, THEY COULD LEARN SO MUCH FROM YOU." "YOU CAN PASS ON SOME OF THAT SPECIAL STAGE MAGIC." "OH, PLEASE..." "COME ON, THE PARENTS ARE TAKING CARE OF ALL THE COSTUMES" "AND SETS." "MRS. DARLING ALREADY HAS THEM LEARNING ALL THE MUSIC." "YOU REALLY JUST HAVE TO COME IN AND DIRECT TRAFFIC A LITTLE," "AND BESIDES..." "[SIGHS]" "BESIDES?" "WELL, CHRISTMAS HASN'T EXACTLY BEEN EASY FOR YOU" "THE LAST FEW YEARS," "AND I THOUGHT THAT WITH THE PAGEANT," "AND THE KIDS, AND EVERYTHING..." "I WOULD LOOK A LITTLE LESS PATHETIC?" "NO." "NO, YOU COULD GET BACK" "SOME OF WHAT YOU'VE BEEN MISSING." "LOOK, THERE IS A PART OF ME" "THAT THINKS THAT THIS MIGHT BE FUN, BUT..." "OKAY." "WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW." "YOU JUST THINK ABOUT IT," "AND YOU COME AND SEE ME AFTER SCHOOL." "KATE..." "PLEASE?" "PLEASE, REBA, PLEASE?" "JUST SAY YOU'LL THINK ABOUT IT." "FINE, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT." "[SIGHS IN RELIEF]" "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "OH..." "[GROANS SOFTLY]" "[KATE KNOCKS EXCITEDLY ON WINDOW]" "THANK YOU!" "[GROANS]" "[♪♪]" "[KIDS SQUEAL AND GIGGLE]" "HELLO." "[SHRIEKING AND LAUGHING WILDLY]" "WOW." "DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD JUST HUG 'EM?" "UH, SURE." "THEY'RE A LITTLE SHORT-HANDED TODAY, AREN'T THEY?" "I'D SAY." "YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL IN THE TIMING, HONEY." "WHAT IS?" "FINDING SOMEONE..." "TO HELP." "SOMEONE WHO'S READY TO TAKE THE LEAP OF FAITH." "DUST THEMSELVES OFF" "AND GET BACK IN THE GAME." "I SUPPOSE." "WHERE IS IT?" "OH, THERE IT IS." "OKAY." "[JINGLE BELL CLATTERS NOISILY]" "UH-OH..." "OH, UH, I CAN GET IT." "I GOT IT, I GOT IT!" "OKAY!" "COMIN' THROUGH, COMIN' THROUGH." "GOTCHA!" "HI." "DON'T MIND ME, JUST, UM..." "KEEP PLAYING, AND..." "HAVIN' FUN." "[SHRIEKS AND GIGGLES RESUME]" "WHOO!" "OKAY..." "SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD." "[SHOUTING EXCITEDLY]" "HEY, GUYS..." "DAD, LOOK!" "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?" "MRS. MIRACLE FOUND IT." "I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER" "WHAT MOMMY LOOKED LIKE." "ME NEITHER!" "ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, UH..." "YOU GUYS GO TO YOUR ROOM," "AND I'LL BE RIGHT IN, OKAY?" "OKAY." "[HUMMING HAPPILY]" "SOUP'S ON IN FIVE MINUTES." "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?" "OH..." "THE BOYS WERE SO FULL OF QUESTIONS" "ABOUT THEIR MOTHER..." "WHERE DID YOU GET IT?" "OH, I FOUND IT IN THE BOOKCASE THIS MORNING" "WHEN I WAS DUSTING." "IN THE BOOKCASE?" "YEAH, BETWEEN TWO BOOKS," "LIKE IT'D HAD BEEN THERE A LONG TIME." "IT'S A SILLY PLACE TO KEEP A PICTURE." "LISTEN, MRS. MERKLE," "I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF..." "WHAT WAS HER NAME?" "PAMELA." "HER NAME WAS PAMELA." "OH..." "SHE LOOKED LIKE SUCH A SWEETIE." "[GASPS]:" "AND THOSE EYES..." "OH, PLEASE," "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR WIFE," "EXCEPT THAT SHE HAD THESE TWO DARLING BOYS IN HER ARMS," "SO OBVIOUSLY, WHO ELSE COULD IT BE?" "NOW I KNOW WHERE THEY GET THEIR GOOD LOOKS FROM, TOO." "LOOK..." "THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING VERY WELL UP UNTIL NOW." "I MEAN, THE BOYS ARE HAPPY." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOU." "WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME." "BUT..." "THERE ARE CERTAIN SUBJECTS THAT I WOULD APPRECIATE" "YOU NOT DISCUSSING WITH THE BOYS." "CERTAIN SUBJECTS?" "LIKE THEIR MOTHER." "YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW ABOUT THEIR MOTHER?" "NO, THAT'S NOT..." "OF COURSE I WANT THEM TO KNOW ABOUT HER." "OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE FOR A MINUTE THERE," "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO..." "WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT." "WHEN THEY'RE READY." "WHEN THEY'RE READY?" "JUST..." "PLEASE." "REMEMBER FROM NOW ON." "IS MRS. MIRACLE GOING AWAY?" "HER NAME IS MRS. MERKLE, OKAY, NOT MRS. MIRACLE." "MRS. MERKLE." "AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU BOYS" "NOT TO PLAY WITH THAT PIANO, HUH?" "[SIGHS HEAVILY]" "[CHIMES JINGLE]" "[CHIMES RING]" "♪ ..." "ALL IS CALM" "♪ ALL IS BRIGHT" "♪ ROUND YON VIRGIN MOTHER AND CHILD ♪" "♪ HOLY INFANT SO TENDER AND MILD ♪" "♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE" "♪ SILENT NIGHT" "♪ HOLY NIGHT" "♪ ALL IS CALM ALL IS BRIGHT ♪" "♪ ROUND YON VIRGIN..." "KEY, KATE, IT'S REBA." "LOOK, I WAS..." "I WAS JUST WONDERING," "HAVE YOU FOUND ANYONE TO DIRECT THE PAGEANT?" "[LAUGHS]" "CHANGE OF HEART." "♪ SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE" "...AND BY USING RECYCLED MATERIALS," "YOU NOT ONLY CUT COSTS," "BUT STATE TAX CREDITS APPLY FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS." "THAT MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE TO YOUR BOTTOM LINE," "NOT TO MENTION, OF COURSE," "DOING OUR PART FOR THE ENVIRONMENT." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "HOLD ON ONE SECOND." "MRS. MERKLE, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?" "I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU AT WORK," "BUT THE MAN HASN'T FINISHED" "WITH THE DRYER YET." "OKAY..." "WELL, I-I HAVE TO BE HERE," "AND-AND IT'S ALMOST TIME TO PICK UP THE BOYS." "OH." "UM, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'M PRETTY MUCH DONE HERE." "WHY DON'T I JUST PICK THEM UP?" "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?" "OH, LISTEN, THEY ARE REHEARSING FOR THE PAGEANT," "SO PICK 'EM UP AT THE AUDITORIUM." "AUDITORIUM, GOT IT." "NO PROBLEM." "OKAY, THANKS." "PHEW..." "MRS. MERKLE!" "OOH." "GOOD AS NEW." "SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE THESE THINGS A LITTLE PUSH." "TELL ME ABOUT IT." "OKAY, THE SNOWMEN ARE DRESSED," "AND SKIPPERS!" "WE'RE SKIPPING!" "IT'S COLD OUTSIDE, IT'S CHRISTMAS!" "PUT A SMILE BIG TO ALL OF YOUR FAMILY!" "YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS YOUR MOM" "AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAY OUT THERE," "AND GRAB YOUR SNOWMAN, AND SKIPPING!" "SMILE REALLY... ♪ OH, JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS ♪" "♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY" "♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE... ♪" "HEY, DAD!" "♪ ON A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH, HEY!" "♪" "♪ JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS ♪" "♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY" "♪ OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE ♪" "♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN..." "[CLATTERING AND SMASHING]" "[LAUGHING]" "OH, UM..." "[KIDS LAUGH AND GIGGLE]" "ARE YOU OKAY?" "I'M OKAY." "ALL GOOD." "[GIGGLES CONTINUE]" "OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH, EVERYONE." "LET'S, UM..." "LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE, OKAY?" "[APPLAUDING]" "AND LET'S, UH, LET'S GO FROM THE TOP, OKAY?" "THAT WAS REALLY GOOD." "NICE WORK." "THEN SHE SAID WE COULD SING ANOTHER SONG AT THE END" "AND LET THE AUDIENCE SING ALONG IF THEY WANTED, TOO." "OH, YEAH?" "A SING-ALONG." "SOMETHING EASY, THOUGH, LIKE "JINGLE BELLS"." "OR "FROSTY THE SNOWMAN"." "THAT'S A GOOD IDEA." "WOW." "THAT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'VE GOT A RINGER." "WHAT-WHAT DID YOU SAY HER NAME WAS?" "MISS MAXWELL." "SHE'S NICE." "AND FUNNY." "AND PRETTY." "DIDN'T YOU THINK SHE WAS PRETTY, DAD?" "UH..." "UH, YEAH, I'M..." "SURE, I GUESS." "WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND ALL OF A SUDDEN?" "NO, BUT I..." "I WASN'T THERE TO..." "DID YOU AT LEAST INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO HER?" "NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT." "YOU'RE THEIR FATHER." "YOU JUST COME UP, YOU SHAKE HER HAND," "YOU SAY, "NICE TO MEET YOU,"" "AND, "HOW YOU DOING?"" "AND, I MEAN..." "PEOPLE LIKE THAT." "THAT SEPARATES US FROM THE ANIMALS, YOU KNOW?" "[SIGHS, CHUCKLING]:" "RIGHT..." "I GOT DISTRACTED." "HE BANGED HIS LEG." "YOU BANGED YOUR LEG?" "HEY, IT HURT." "YOU SHOULD WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING." "YOU GUYS THINK THAT'S FUNNY, HUH?" " [BOYS GIGGLE]" " HUH?" "YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY I BANGED MY LEG?" "YOU LITTLE JOKESTERS, HUH?" "YOU COUPLE OF WISE GUYS, HUH?" "[BOYS GUFFAW]" "YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, HUH?" "MAXWELL, HUH?" "I WONDER IF THAT'S REBA MAXWELL." "YOU KNOW HER?" "WELL, I OVERHEARD SOMEONE TALKING AT SCHOOL" "ABOUT THEIR VACATION," "AND THEY SAID THAT REBA MAXWELL HAD A TRAVEL AGENCY" "RIGHT NEXT TO THE GROCERY STORE." "HMM." "REALLY?" "WELL, MAYBE IT'S JUST COINCIDENTAL." "SO, I HEAR YOU HAD THEM EATING OUT OF YOUR HAND." "WELL, WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO STILL." "I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON THE SETS," "NOT TO MENTION THE COSTUMES," "THE LIGHTING..." "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GOT THE KIDS EXCITED," "AND THAT'S HALF THE BATTLE." "TRUST ME." "THE PARENTS WILL SHOW UP IN NO TIME." "YOU KNOW, ONE ALREADY DID." "YOU'RE KIDDING." "WHO?" "I DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEET HIM," "BUT HE CAME TO PICK UP HIS SONS," "JUDD AND JASON?" "OH, THE TWINS." "YEAH, THEY'RE IN MY CLASS." "HIS NAME'S SETH." "SINGLE PARENT." "HE LOST HIS WIFE A FEW YEARS AGO." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "I DON'T KNOW." "THE BOYS DON'T TALK ABOUT HER." "THAT MUST BE HARD." "YEAH." "YEAH, WELL, HE'S GOT THE WHOLE FRAZZLED THING DOWN." "HE'S A NICE GUY." "CUTE, TOO." "OH, I HADN'T NOTICED." "[TURNS UP TV VOLUME]" " OH!" " JEEZ, I'M SORRY." "IT'S OKAY." "I'M SO SORRY." "IT'S MY FAULT." "THAT'S OKAY." "I, UH..." "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "YEAH." "HI." "HI." "MISS MAXWELL, UM, WE..." "WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY, UM..." "NO, WE DIDN'T." "IT'S MR. WEBSTER?" "SETH." "REBA." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "HERE YOU GO." "SORRY ABOUT THAT, UM..." "I WANTED TO SEE YOU, AND, UH..." "YOU DID?" "ABOUT A VACATION..." "YOU KNOW, WITH THE BOYS." "OH, SURE." "SURE." "SO, UH..." "IS NOW A GOOD TIME?" "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE DO." "THANK YOU." "THERE'S ALWAYS FLORIDA," "WHICH IS ON THE SOUTHERN PART OF, UM..." "THE SOUTH." "[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]" "UH, YOU KNOW, THEME PARKS, EVERGLADES..." "AND THE WEATHER." "THEY'VE GOT ALLIGATORS AND-AND HURRICANES, AND..." "NO, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE-YOU'RE RIGHT." "THERE IS A LOT OF WEATHER" "IN THAT PART OF THE COUNTRY." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I THINK..." "I THINK THAT'S PERFECT." "OKAY." "YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE YOU AND I CAN EVEN, UM..." "GO TO DINNER SOMETIME." "OKAY." "[♪]" "MRS. MERKLE?" "I, UH, KIND OF MADE SOME PLANS ON FRIDAY NIGHT." "I HOPE THAT'S OKAY." "[CHUCKLES]" "YOU AND MISS MAXWELL HAVE FUN." "WAIT A MINUTE, I NEVER..." "SAID ANYTHING ABOUT GOING OUT WITH REBA." "WELL, DIDN'T YOU VISIT HER AT HER TRAVEL AGENCY?" "YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT." "[IN MOCK SPOOKY TONE]:" "WHOO..." "[CHUCKLES]" "I'M BRINGING YOU TRAVEL AGENCY BROCHURES" "THAT YOU LEFT IN THE LIVING ROOM." "OH." "[CHUCKLES]" "THEY'VE GOT A NEW GREEK RESTAURANT DOWNTOWN." "YOU OUGHT TO GIVE IT A TRY." "THAT'S KIND OF CUTE." "[BOYS SUPPRESSING GIGGLES]" "[LAUGHING]" "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?" "[GIGGLES FADE INTO DISTANCE]" "[SIGHS HEAVILY]" "OKAY..." "I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE ASKED." "DO YOU EVEN LIKE GREEK FOOD?" "OH, Y..." "IT'S MY FAVORITE." "PHEW!" "[CHUCKLING]" "THANK YOU." "I'M A SUCKER FOR ANYTHING WITH TZATZIKI." "YEAH, ME TOO." "AND THE WEIRD THING IS," "I HAVEN'T HAD IT IN A FEW MONTHS," "SO THIS IS PERFECT." "I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS PLACE WAS HERE." "MY HOUSEKEEPER RECOMMENDED IT, ACTUALLY." "OH." "ALL I CAN SAY IS," "THAT IS QUITE A JOB YOU'VE TAKEN ON." "I HOPE YOU'RE GETTING COMBAT PAY." "[LAUGHS]" "NO, IT'S NOT..." "IT'S NOT THAT BAD." "I MEAN, I USED TO LOVE DOING THEATER," "SO THIS IS A NICE CHANCE TO ENJOY IT AGAIN." "YOU WERE AN ACTRESS?" "MM, MAINLY," "A LITTLE DIRECTING," "A LOT OF WAITRESSING," "A LITTLE STARVING," "AND THEN BACK TO THE REAL WORLD." "WELL, THESE KIDS ARE VERY LUCKY TO HAVE YOU." "MMM..." "I'M THE LUCKY ONE." "GETTING TO KNOW THEM HAS..." "IT'S BEEN THE BEST PART." "MY GUYS ARE HAVING A GREAT TIME." "THEY CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU." "I'M BEGINNING TO SEE WHY." "WELL, THEY'RE WONDERFUL BOYS." "I MEAN, THEY'RE FUNNY, AND THEY'RE SMART," "AND THEY'RE SO WELL-BEHAVED." "WE'RE TALKING ABOUT JUDD AND JASON WEBSTER?" "ABOUT THIS TALL, DARK HAIR, TWINS?" "UH-HUH." "WELL-BEHAVED?" "MM-HMM." "YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO ME" "JUST BECAUSE WE'RE..." "UH-UH, HONESTLY, I WISH THE OTHER KIDS BEHAVED LIKE THAT." "[LAUGHS]" "OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST TALKING CRAZY." "THEY'RE REALLY GREAT." "I MEAN IT." "I DO WORK WITH A LOT OF RESTORATION GROUPS" "HERE IN THE CITY AND IN THE REGION." "SO YOU SAVE OLD BUILDINGS?" "WELL, I LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS" "GIVING AN OLD SPACE A NEW PURPOSE." "OH." "THAT MUST BE HARD, YOU KNOW, SEEING SOMETHING" "IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WAY." "OH, IT'S SO WORTH IT." "IT'S SO WORTH IT." "I LOVE IT." "LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, THERE WAS THIS, UM..." "THIS MOVIE THEATER," "THIS OLD MOVIE THEATER WITH AMAZING DETAILS." "RUN DOWN, BUT..." "THEY WANTED TO JUST LEVEL IT," "START FROM SCRATCH." "WE WERE ABLE TO SHOW THEM" "HOW THEY COULD ACTUALLY MAKE MORE MONEY" "BY RENOVATING IT INTO A RESTAURANT" "AND ART GALLERY." "OKAY, WAIT," "NOT-NOT THE OLD RIALTO ON 30TH?" "YEAH, YOU KNOW IT?" "REALLY?" "I WENT THERE ALL THE TIME WITH MY FAMILY." "I DID TOO." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "AND THEN WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE," "THEY WOULD PLAY THESE REALLY GREAT SILENT FILMS" "ON THE WEEKENDS," "AND THERE WAS THIS GUY THAT WOULD PLAY THE PIANO," "KIND OF LIKE A SOUNDTRACK." "[CHUCKLES]" "THAT WAS ME." "SHUT UP." "THAT'S HOW I PAID MY WAY THROUGH COLLEGE." "OKAY, THIS IS SPOOKY." "YOU THINK MAYBE" "WE SAW EACH OTHER THERE?" "WOW, SO YOU PLAY THE PIANO TOO?" "AH, NOT ANYMORE." "WHY'D YOU STOP?" "IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE." "WE SHOULD GET YOU IN THE CAR." "SURE." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "THIS WAS FUN." "THANK YOU." "DINNER WAS GREAT." "YEAH, I'LL SAY." "WONDERFUL." "SO..." "SO..." "SO, YEAH." "GOOD NIGHT." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "UM, I'M SORRY." "WHEN YOU ASKED EARLIER" "WHY I'D STOPPED PLAYING THE PIANO," "I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, AND-AND..." "THE REASON I DIDN'T, HONESTLY," "IS BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN A FANTASTIC EVENING." "I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN IT." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "I STOPPED PLAYING PIANO THE DAY MY WIFE DIED." "PAMELA LOVED MUSIC," "AND, UM..." "SOMETIMES SHE WOULD JUST LIE THERE" "AND LISTEN TO ME PLAY." "AFTER SHE WAS GONE, I JUST DIDN'T SEE THE POINT." "YEAH, THAT WAS A PART OF YOUR MEMORY OF HER." "IT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU SHARED TOGETHER." "AND EVERYTHING THAT I LOVED ABOUT IT THEN" "JUST MAKES IT ALL THE MORE PAINFUL NOW." "EVERYBODY TELLS ME I SHOULD PLAY AGAIN, BUT..." "BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND." "AND SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN," "SO I JUST STOPPED TRYING." "UNTIL TONIGHT." "I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME." "MAYBE WE CAN, UH, DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME." "MAYBE." "I'LL CALL YOU?" "YOU BETTER." "GOOD NIGHT." "WHAT YOU SAID TONIGHT ABOUT THE TWINS," "DID YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?" "[CHUCKLES]" "YES, I REALLY MEANT IT." "ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GET IT FROM." "GOOD NIGHT." "'NIGHT." "LOOKING GOOD." "[CELL PHONE RINGING]" "HELLO?" "MR. WEBSTER, HELLO." "THIS IS MAUREEN ACKERMAN, AT THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY." "MRS. ACKERMAN, HELLO." "SORRY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN BACK TO YOU." "WE'VE BEEN SO BUSY." "OH, NO WORRIES." "I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE CALLED YOU BEFORE NOW ANYWAY." "IT'S JUST BEEN A LITTLE CRAZY AROUND HERE." "I ONLY WISH I HAD BETTER NEWS." "I'M SORRY?" "THE TRUTH IS, I'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS." "A FULL-TIME HOUSEKEEPER WILLING TO LIVE IN" "AND CARE FOR TWO SMALL CHILDREN?" "I'M AFRAID I CAN'T HELP YOU." "WELL, WHAT ABOUT MRS. MERKLE?" "WHO?" "EMILY MERKLE, DIDN'T YOU SEND HER?" "MR. WEBSTER, WE DON'T HAVE ANYONE BY THAT NAME" "WORKING FOR US." "I'M SURE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS." "WELL, I THINK I WOULD'VE REMEMBERED." "WELL, THE ACKERMAN EMPLOYMENT AGENCY" "RAN OUT OF CANDIDATES," "AND THEY CALLED AROUND" "AND CALLED SOMEONE AT THE COMPANY THAT I WORK FOR." "THE PARADISE VALLEY EMPLOYMENT SERVICES?" "YES." "I MEAN, THEY'RE THE ONES WHO SENT ME HERE," "AND THEY HAVE MY RECORDS AND ALL THE PAPERWORK," "AND I AM SO SORRY" "ABOUT THIS MISUNDERSTANDING." "WELL, I'VE NEVER READ BETTER REFERENCES." "[CHUCKLES]" "BUT I DO INTEND ON CALLING" "EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE MYSELF." "OF COURSE!" "OKAY." "[TIMER DINGS]" "THE COOKIES ARE READY!" "OKAY, WELL, THERE'S..." "[CHUCKLES]" "[MERRILY HUMMING "SILENT NIGHT"]" "OH, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HOW COOKIES" "MAKE EVERYTHING SMELL LIKE CHRISTMAS?" "[LAUGHS]" "SO, THE AGENCY, THEY DIDN'T SEND HER?" "A DIFFERENT AGENCY." "SHE SAYS SHE TOLD ME." "I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE SHE DID." "I DON'T REMEMBER." "WELL, DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT ABOUT IT NOW?" "I MEAN, SHE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING?" "YEAH, I WAS NEVER WORRIED ABOUT HER." "I MEAN, THERE'S..." "I DON'T KNOW," "THERE'S JUST KIND OF SOMETHING ABOUT HER." "THE KIDS CALL HER MRS. MIRACLE." ""MIRACLE"?" "I KNOW." "BUT I GOT TO SAY, WHEN..." "WHEN YOU'RE AROUND HER, YOU JUST..." "YOU JUST KIND OF FEEL LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY." "WHAT'S GOING TO BE OKAY?" "EVERYTHING." "WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HER." "YOU SHOULD HAVE DINNER WITH US..." "SUNDAY NIGHT." "SHE'S A GREAT COOK." "UM..." "YEAH." "ALL RIGHT." "GREAT." "GREAT." "I MEAN, HE'S ALREADY INVITING YOU OVER" "TO MEET THE FAMILY." "THAT'S NOT BAD." "NO, IT'S..." "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, OKAY?" "HE HAS A NEW HOUSEKEEPER," "AND HE JUST WANTS MY OPINION." "MRS. MIRACLE?" "YEAH." "OH, I AM A BIG FAN." "EVER SINCE SHE RODE INTO DODGE," "THOSE BOYS, THEY'VE BEEN GREAT." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE" "THE TWINS WERE EVER BAD KIDS," "BUT I DON'T KNOW," "IT'S LIKE THEY ALWAYS KNEW" "SOMETHING WAS MISSING FROM THEIR LIVES, YOU KNOW?" "AT FIRST I THOUGHT" "IT WAS BECAUSE THEY LOST THEIR MOTHER," "BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S IT." "WELL, THEN, WHAT IS IT?" "I DON'T KNOW," "BUT I GET THE FEELING SHE DOES," "MRS. MIRACLE." "[♪♪]" "[KNOCKING]" "HI." "HOW ARE YOU?" "I'M GOOD." "HOW ARE YOU?" "THIS IS FOR YOU." "THANK YOU." "OH, HI." "REBA, THIS IS MRS. MERKLE." "EMILY MERKLE," "REBA MAXWELL." "HI!" "ACTUALLY, I THINK THAT WE'VE MET BEFORE," "UM, SORT OF." "YOU DROPPED YOUR BELL AT THE AUDITORIUM, AND..." "WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" "IT'S A SMALL WORLD, HUH?" "[CHUCKLES]" "WELL, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN." "NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO." "OH, I HEAR YOUR CHRISTMAS PAGEANT'S" "GOING TO BE A REAL SMASH!" "WELL, WE'RE..." "WE'RE GETTING THERE." "OH, YEAH, YOU'RE GETTING THERE." "UH, THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLAN." "I DIDN'T KNOW THIS," "BUT MRS. MERKLE PROMISED" "SHE WOULD TAKE THE BOYS TO A MOVIE TONIGHT." "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU MADE PLANS, SO..." "BUT I'VE GOT SOME SOUP ON THE STOVE" "AND A LOVELY BAGUETTE" "IN THE OVEN." "THAT SOUNDS FINE." "OH, HOLY COW," "I'M GOING TO MISS THE PREVIEWS." "LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO RUN, BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN MANAGE." "WE'LL BE FINE." "BOYS, COME ON, WE'RE GOING TO MISS THE PREVIEWS!" "YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT" "HOW HAVE I BEEN TO ALL THOSE STORES ALL THOSE TIMES" "AND NEVER SEEN YOU?" "I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU." "WELL, GUESS IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY." "IT'S ALL IN THE TIMING." "I GUESS." "CHEERS." "CHEERS." "SO TELL ME," "HOW DOES SOMEBODY GO FROM WORKING IN THE THEATER" "TO OWNING A TRAVEL AGENCY?" "IT'S..." "A LONG STORY." "I'VE GOT TIME." "I, UH, I STARTED THE BUSINESS AFTER I WAS ENGAGED." "YOU WERE MARRIED?" "NO." "I'M SORRY." "I, UH..." "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING." "[LAUGHING]:" "I'M..." "IT'S LIKE I'M 15 AGAIN." "I CAN'T GET MY BRAIN AND MY MOUTH IN THE SAME GEAR." "WHAT?" "I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A DATE" "IN YEARS." "I-I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO," "HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO ACT." "I MEAN, I'M JUST IN WAY OVER MY HEAD HERE." "ME TOO." "REALLY?" "YEAH, REALLY." "I GUESS THAT'S..." "THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE" "THAT WE BOTH HAVE IN COMMON." "[♪]" "[GIGGLING]:" "HI!" "KATE, GO AWAY." "COOKIES..." "OH, WOW!" "ALL RIGHT, WOW..." "THOSE LOOK GREAT, YOU GUYS!" "THESE LOOK FANTASTIC." "WOULD YOU LIKE MISS MAXWELL" "TO TRY ONE?" " YEAH." " YEAH." "WHICH ONE SHOULD I HAVE?" "UM..." "THAT ONE." "THAT ONE RIGHT THERE?" "ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO..." "SO ARE THE BOYS HAPPY WITH THEIR ANGEL COSTUMES?" "THEY, UH..." "[CHUCKLING]" "I THINK THEY WERE HAPPY WITH THEIR SWORDS, YEAH." "[LAUGHING]:" "YEAH." "AND THE KIDS, THEY'RE JUST..." "THEY'RE WORKING SO HARD," "AND THE SHOW, I MEAN," "IT'S JUST, IT'S REALLY COMING TOGETHER." "AND YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF." "YOU KNOW, I AM." "IMAGINE THAT." "THAT'S GREAT." "WELL, AUNT MOLLY AND UNCLE BILL" "ARE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU." "MM, I CAN'T WAIT." "HONEY, I WAS WONDERING..." "WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE" "FOR YOU TO HAVE CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH THEM ON CHRISTMAS EVE?" "BUT I CAN'T, BECAUSE I HAVE THE SHOW, REMEMBER?" "YEAH, I KNOW." "I JUST THOUGHT IF IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR YOU" "TO MAKE ANY OTHER ARRANGEMENTS, YOU KNOW?" "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU, THAT WAS GREAT." "THIS IS ABOUT VICKI, ISN'T IT?" "DOUG AND VICKI CAN'T COME ON CHRISTMAS EVE EITHER." "DOUG'S FAMILY IS PLANNING ON VISITING" "HIS GRANDMOTHER." "SHE'S ALMOST 90." "HER HEALTH IS NOT GOOD, AND SO THEY..." "SO, OF COURSE, VICKI DECIDES TO SPEND CHRISTMAS DAY WITH YOU," "THE ONLY CHANCE THAT I HAVE" "TO SPEND WITH AUNT MOLLY AND UNCLE BILL," "RIGHT?" "YES, BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CHOICE." "SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CHOICE?" "BUT I HAVE TO MAKE OTHER ARRANGEMENTS." "YOU COULD STILL COME ON CHRISTMAS DAY." "I MEAN, JUST SET ASIDE THIS SILLINESS" "WITH YOUR SISTER." "YOU CALL WHAT VICKI DID TO ME SILLINESS?" "NO." "NO, YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL SILLINESS?" "YOUR BEHAVIOR EVER SINCE." "HOW MANY TIMES DOES SHE HAVE TO APOLOGIZE?" "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DEFEND HER?" "MOM, I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS HURT." "REBA, I THINK YOU'VE BOTH BEEN HURT ENOUGH." "PLEASE, HONEY..." "YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM?" "DO WHATEVER YOU WANT." "REBA..." "I LOVE YOU, MOM," "BUT I DON'T THINK THAT WE SHOULD SEE EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE," "OKAY?" "SO MERRY CHRISTMAS." "REBA..." "[SIGHS IN DESPAIR]" "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "REBA, HEY." "UM..." "CAN I TALK TO YOU?" "ABSOLUTELY." "COME ON IN." "THANKS." "FOUR YEARS AGO," "I WAS ENGAGED TO A TEACHER." "HIS NAME WAS JOE GODDARD, AND, UM..." "I ASKED MY OLDER SISTER, VICKI," "TO BE MY MAID OF HONOR," "AND I JUST THOUGHT EVERYTHING," "IT WAS GOING TO BE PERFECT," "BUT VICKI AND I," "WE'D ALWAYS BEEN VERY COMPETITIVE..." "SPORTS, GRADES, YOU NAME IT," "AND BECAUSE SHE WAS OLDER, I..." "I THINK SHE FELT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO OUTDO ME," "BUT I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS GETTING ENGAGED FIRST," "I WAS GETTING MARRIED FIRST," "AND, UM..." "I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH THAT BOTHERED HER." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "UM..." "THE DAY BEFORE THE WEDDING, JOE CALLED IT OFF." "HE SAID THAT HE CHANGED HIS MIND," "BUT HE DIDN'T TELL ME WHY," "AND IT JUST DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE." "YOU KNOW, I TH..." "I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE SO HAPPY," "AND THEN I FOUND OUT THE TRUTH." "THE DAY WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED," "JOE AND VICKI, THEY RAN AWAY TOGETHER..." "AND THEY SAID THAT THEY'D FALLEN IN LOVE." "I'M SORRY." "IT JUST..." "YOU KNOW, IT FELT LIKE SHE PLANNED IT." "LIKE IT WAS..." "IT WAS JUST ANOTHER WAY FOR HER TO WIN, AND..." "I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HER SINCE." "AND THE IRONY IS" "IS THAT THEY WERE ONLY TOGETHER FOR A FEW MONTHS," "AND THEN HE LEFT HER," "LIKE HE LEFT ME, AND..." "AND NOW, I MEAN, SHE'S- SHE'S MARRIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE," "AND THEY HAVE A LITTLE GIRL." "AND YOU'RE LEFT TO JUST..." "PICK UP THE PIECES." "[SIGHS HEAVILY]" "I MEAN, SHE KEEPS TRYING TO APOLOGIZE," "AND MY FAMILY, THEY WANT ME TO FORGIVE HER," "AND TO MOVE ON..." "BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND." "DO YOU?" "YOU WERE HURT," "BUT MORE THAN THAT," "YOU WERE BETRAYED" "BY THE TWO PEOPLE YOU TRUSTED MOST..." "AND YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT." "WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE ANGER?" "COOKIE BREAK." "[CHUCKLES]" "OKAY?" "THEY'VE BEEN IN THERE A LONG TIME." "WHAT ARE THEY DOING, MRS. MIRACLE?" "WELL, SOMETIMES GROWN-UPS NEED TO BE ALONE" "TO TALK THINGS OVER." "WHAT KIND OF THINGS?" "WELL, SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT" "FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS." "I'M NOT SURE" "THEY'RE EVER GOING TO FIGURE IT OUT," "BUT I HAVE MY OWN THEORY." "I THINK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS." "OH..." "HAVE A COOKIE, SWEETIE." "SO..." "YOU CAN'T SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE" "WITH YOUR FAMILY, NOT WITH THE PAGEANT." "IT'S JUST, THERE'S JUST NO TIME." "AND YOU DON'T WANT TO VISIT CHRISTMAS MORNING" "WITH YOU SISTER THERE." "NO." "WELL..." "LOOKS LIKE YOU ONLY HAVE ONE OTHER OPTION." "WHAT?" "SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US." "NO." "NO, I COULDN'T." "WHY NOT?" "BECAUSE, YOU..." "YOU SHOULD SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH THE BOYS." "I DON'T-I DON'T WANT TO INTRUDE." "HEY, GUYS." "OH..." " HI." " HI." "GUYS, I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU." "YEAH?" "DO YOU WANT MISS MAXWELL TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US?" "YEAH." "YEAH?" " YEAH!" " YEAH!" "YOU SURE?" "YEAH!" "WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "OKAY." " YAY!" " YEAH!" "COOL!" "SO, DO YOU ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR SHOPPING" "TILL THE LAST MINUTE?" "YOU KNOW, EVERY YEAR I PROMISE MYSELF" "I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS," "BUT THEN IT JUST..." "THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH ME." "ARE YOU KIDDING, AND MISS ALL THIS?" "[CHUCKLING]" "SO LISTEN, I WAS..." "I WAS TALKING TO THE BOYS THE OTHER DAY," "AND THEY ASKED ME IF I KNEW THEIR MOTHER." "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "WELL, WHAT COULD I SAY?" "THAT I'M SURE SHE WAS A WONDERFUL PERSON," "BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HER." "UH, I GET THE FEELING" "THAT THEY HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT HER." "THEY NEVER ASK ME." "WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU" "TO TALK ABOUT HER." "WELL, THEY'RE YOUNG." "THERE'S A LOT OF TIME LEFT." "WHERE ARE THESE SKI..." "SKATES..." "WHAT ARE THEY..." "SKATE-SKIS?" "WHAT ARE THEY?" "I DON'T KNOW." "MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GET THEM CASH THIS YEAR." "THEY'D LIKE THAT." "THAT'S A GOOD IDEA." "[LAUGHING]" "REBA?" "IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU." "SETH, THIS IS MY SISTER, VICKI." "YOU HAVEN'T MET..." "THIS IS MY HUSBAND, DOUG," "AND-AND THIS IS ELLEN." "WE HAVE TO GO." "MOM TOLD ME ABOUT" "THE MISUNDERSTANDING FOR CHRISTMAS." "I FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT." "REALLY?" "REALLY..." "DOUG AND I TALKED IT OVER." "W-WE'LL CHANGE OUR PLANS." "WE CAN SEE HIS GRANDMOTHER FOR NEW YEAR'S." "OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S FINE," "BECAUSE I HAVE MADE OTHER ARRANGEMENTS." "BUT, REBA..." "I WANT YOU TO BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS." "WELL, VICK, WE DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT, DO WE?" "THAT'S SOMETHING I LEARNED FROM YOU." "[WHISPERS]:" "I'M SORRY." "REBA..." "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BADLY SHE FEELS ABOUT..." "DOUG, IT WON'T DO ANY GOOD." "TAKE CARE." "[SIGHS]" "YOU OKAY?" "UH, LET'S TRY A DIFFERENT STORE, OKAY?" "THEN MRS. MIRACLE TOOK US," "AND WE PUT ALL THE STUFF IN THE CHRISTMAS BASKETS." "YEAH, TURKEY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE." "AND CANDIES AND STUFF" "FOR DESSERT," "SO OTHER FAMILIES CAN HAVE CHRISTMAS DINNER TOO." "YOU GUYS DID A GREAT JOB." "I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU FOR HELPING." "I TOLD THE BOYS THAT WE'D WALK IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD" "AND SEE ALL THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS." "OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA." "WOULD YOU TWO LIKE TO TAG ALONG WITH US?" "YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T, UM..." "WHY DON'T WE STAY AND CLEAN UP?" "WELL, THANK YOU." "COME ON, BOYS, GET YOUR COATS." "HEY, LOOK, UH," "JUST, WHAT HAPPENED TODAY WITH MY SISTER," "I'M SORRY." "IT WASN'T FAIR TO PUT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT." "NO, NO, NO, I'M GLAD I WAS THERE." "I SAW HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOU." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I..." "I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A GOOD THING." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "SHE'S REALLY REACHING OUT." "I THINK MAYBE IF YOU GAVE HER A CHANCE..." "YEAH, BUT, I MEAN," "HOW COULD I EVER TRUST HER AGAIN?" "YEAH, TRUE, BUT YOU CAN'T LET IT CONTROL YOUR LIFE." "IT DOESN'T." "YEAH, BUT YOU'RE GIVING UP A CHANCE" "TO SEE YOUR AUNT AND UNCLE," "WHO YOU GENUINELY CARE ABOUT," "BECAUSE YOU'RE ANGRY AT YOUR SISTER." "NO, I JUST, I TOLD YOU" "THAT I WANT TO SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU AND THE BOYS." "LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE PUNISHING VICKI" "BY NOT BEING THERE," "BUT THE ONE WHO'S REALLY LOSING OUT" "IS YOU." "SO YOU ARE SAYING" "THAT YOU AGREE WITH EVERYONE ELSE." "SO I SHOULD JUST PRETEND LIKE THAT NEVER HAPPENED, RIGHT?" "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." "THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL." "I'M SAYING..." "IF YOU JUST TALKED TO HER..." "THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT." "OH, COME ON." "YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS HARD FOR HER TOO?" "I MEAN, YOU SAW HER." "I MEAN, KNOWING THAT SHE HURT YOU," "NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE YOU?" "DON'T DEFEND HER." "I'M NOT." "LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONE I CARE ABOUT," "OKAY?" "I WANT TO SEE YOU HAPPY." "UM, THERE'S SOME THINGS THAT I HAVE TO DO, SO..." "THANK YOU FOR DINNER." "REBA..." "REBA, WAIT." "I'LL CALL YOU." "REBA..." "[DOOR CLOSES ABRUPTLY]" "SO THE SET SHOULD BE READY BY TOMORROW." "WE'RE IN GOOD SHAPE FOR COSTUMES." "SETH MUST BE PRETTY BUSY, HUH?" "I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM AROUND" "THE LAST COUPLE DAYS." "YEAH." "WELL, YOU KNOW, HE'S BEEN AT SO MANY REHEARSALS," "HE PROBABLY KNOWS THE SHOW BY HEART AT THIS POINT." "YOU KNOW, KIDDO," "THESE THINGS ARE GREAT FOR STAYING IN SHAPE," "BUT THEY'RE NO GOOD FOR RUNNING AWAY." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "[TREADMILL WINDS DOWN]" "WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO?" "NOTHING." ""NOTHING"?" "AS IN, EVERYTHING'S OKAY "NOTHING"?" "AS IN, IT COULDN'T BE BETTER "NOTHING"?" "AS IN, I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT." "WHAT?" "I HAVE TO GET TO BACK TO WORK." "I'LL SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL, OKAY?" "REBA..." "REBA." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "HELLO, MRS. MERKLE." "I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING." "NO, IT'S FINE." "WHAT'S UP?" "I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD PICK UP THE BOYS" "AFTER REHEARSAL?" "UM..." "NO, I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE TIME." "YOU'D BETTER DO IT." "OH, ARE YOU SURE?" "BECAUSE THEY LOOK SO FORWARD TO SEEING YOU," "AND I HEAR THERE'S A LOT OF WORK TO DO" "BEFORE THE SHOW'S READY." "I'M SURE THEY'LL BE FINE WITHOUT ME." "LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GO." "I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER, THOUGH, OKAY?" "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE IT SO COMPLICATED?" "[SIGHS]" "[♪♪]" "OOH!" "I'M SORRY." "GO AHEAD, HONEY." "OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "MERRY CHRISTMAS." "MERRY CHRISTMAS." "FIND EVERYTHING OKAY TODAY?" "YES, I DID." "[ALARM CHIRPS]" "[SIREN WAILING]" "HOLY COW!" "[SIREN WAILING]" "YOU'RE OUR MILLIONTH CUSTOMER." "OOH!" "YOU WON A TRIP!" "[LAUGHING IN DELIGHT, CROWD APPLAUDING]" "MERRY CHRISTMAS." "OH, THANK YOU!" "[LAUGHING]" "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" "SHE WHAT?" "DON'T TELL ME THAT," "BECAUSE, I MEAN," "SHE CAN'T JUST BE GONE." "YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT HER NOTE SAYS." "MRS. DARLING WON A TRIP TO FIJI." "THE ONE MILLIONTH CUSTOMER?" "YEAH." "DID YOU READ HOW IT SAID THAT THE WOMAN IN THE STORE" "LET HER GO IN FRONT OF HER IN LINE?" "IT WAS LIKE SHE HAD THIS ANGEL ON HER SHOULDER, OR..." "WHICH IS SO TOTALLY NOT THE POINT," "BUT ACCORDING TO THE RULES," "SHE HAS TO BE THERE FOR CHRISTMAS, SO..." "KATE, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?" "I MEAN, OUR PIANIST IS ON A SLOW BOAT TO FIJI," "AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO OPEN IN TWO DAYS." "WELL, WE'RE GOING TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO PLAY." "THIS ISN'T ABOUT" "JUST POUNDING OUT A FEW SONGS ON THE PIANO." "I MEAN, MRS. DARLING," "SHE KNOWS THE SHOW BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS." "I MEAN, THE KIDS," "THEY TAKE ALL OF THEIR CUES FROM HER," "THEIR ENTRANCES, THEIR EXITS, ALL OF THEIR LINES." "I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY THAT WE CAN DO THIS SHOW" "WITHOUT HER!" "OKAY." "REBA." "HI." "SORRY TO TAKE YOU AWAY FROM THE MEETING." "I JUST, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU." "YEAH, WHAT'S UP?" "UH, APPARENTLY MRS. DARLING HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO FIJI." "OKAY." "I'M HAVING TROUBLE PICTURING HER IN A GRASS SKIRT, BUT..." "SHE LEFT TODAY." "YOU'RE SERIOUS." "YEAH, AND WE NEED A PIANO PLAYER," "AND NOT JUST ANY PIANO PLAYER, SETH." "WE NEED SOMEONE THAT KNOWS THE PAGEANT INSIDE AND OUT." "WE..." "WE NEED YOU." "I..." "I DON'T PLAY PIANO." "I KNOW, AND YOU KNOW THAT I WOULDN'T ASK" "UNLESS IT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT." "YOU KNOW WHY I CAN'T." "SO YOU WON'T HELP ME?" "[SIGHS]" "I'M SORRY." "SO AM I." "REBA..." "REBA..." "YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO ASK ME TO DO THAT." "YOU KNOW I CAN'T." "NO, YOU MEAN YOU WON'T." "NO, I CAN'T." "MUSIC WAS SOMETHING THAT I SHARED WITH PAMELA." "I STOPPED PLAYING THE DAY SHE DIED." "SETH, THE MUSIC, IT DIDN'T DIE WITH HER." "FOR ME IT DID." "AND IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT HER?" "IS THAT WHY YOUR BOYS," "THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THEIR MOTHER?" "THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS." "THEY MISS HER." "YOU-YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT" "BECAUSE YOU'RE MORE INTERESTED" "IN HOLDING ONTO YOUR GRIEF." "YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT." "SO YOU'D RATHER FORGET THE PAGEANT" "AND DISAPPOINT YOUR SONS" "THAN LET GO OF THE PAST?" "YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE" "YOU'RE SAYING THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW." "YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE." "YOU NEED TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK" "IN THE MIRROR." "WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" "YOUR SISTER DID A TERRIBLE THING," "BUT THE WORLD DIDN'T STOP TURNING." "THAT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!" "SHE HURT ME." "YEAH, AND YOU TOOK THAT HURT AND YOU LOCKED IT SO DEEP INSIDE" "THAT NOBODY CAN GET AT IT," "NOT EVEN YOU." "YOU ARE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, YOU KNOW?" "I REALLY..." "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND." "NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I DO UNDERSTAND." "I UNDERSTAND, BECAUSE I REGRET" "EVERY SINGLE DAY THAT WENT BY" "THAT I DIDN'T TELL PAMELA THAT I LOVED HER," "AND IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME," "BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU." "YOU CAN STILL MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH YOUR SISTER." "YOU WANT ME TO FORGET?" "I WANT YOU TO FORGIVE." "LET GO OF THE ANGER." "GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE." "THE WAY THAT YOU'VE GOTTEN ON WITH YOURS?" "WE'RE JUST WASTING OUR TIME, AREN'T WE?" "YEAH, I THINK SO." "OH, HONEY, DON'T..." "DON'T MOVE." "MISS MAXWELL SAID" "THERE MIGHT NOT BE A PAGEANT." "THERE'S NOBODY TO PLAY THE PIANO." "OOH, THAT IS A PROBLEM." "COULD YOU DO SOMETHING, MRS. MIRACLE?" "WELL, SOMETIMES THE BEST THING TO DO IS HAVE FAITH" "IT'LL TURN OUT FOR THE BEST," "AND PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW" "WHAT THAT IS SOMETIMES." "IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM," "BUT EVENTUALLY, THEY FIGURE IT OUT," "SO LONG AS THEY DON'T WAIT TOO LONG." "DO WE HAVE TO WEAR A DRESS?" "IT'S NOT A DRESS, DARLING," "IT'S A GOWN." "A "GOWN" IS A FANCY WORD FOR A DRESS." "I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ANGEL!" "ME NEITHER!" "HEY, DAD!" "YOU GUYS LOOK REALLY CUTE." "TOLD YOU WE LOOK STUPID!" "I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A DRESS!" "THERE'S A PLATE FOR YOU" "IN THE REFRIGERATOR." "AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT!" "WELL, I UNDERSTAND," "BUT I WISH YOU HAD TOLD ME BEFORE." "BEFORE WHAT?" "BEFORE I MADE THE SWORDS." " SWORDS?" " SWORDS?" "OH, YES, SWORDS." "WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW VERY MUCH ABOUT ANGELS," "THAT'S FOR SURE." "ANGELS GOT SWORDS?" "OH, YES, THEY SURE DO," "AND LET ME TELL YOU," "SOME OF THEM ARE VERY FIERCE WITH THEM," "SO I HEAR," "AND A FEW OF THEM ARE KNOWN AS WARRIORS" "AROUND THE HEAVENLY CHOIR," "AND THEY FIGHT MIGHTY BATTLES," "BUT ONLY FOR A GOOD CAUSE." "WARRIOR ANGELS." "THAT'S WHAT WE'LL BE!" "[CHUCKLING] OKAY..." "BUT, NOW, YOU STILL HAVE TO WEAR A GOWN." "AS LONG AS WE HAVE A SWORD." "WARRIOR ANGELS!" "OH, WHOA..." "[LAUGHING]" "OH, CHRISTMAS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME" "AFTER THIS PAGEANT." "BE CAREFUL, HONEY." "BE CAREFUL." "[SIGHS]" "NO!" "NO, NO, NO, NO!" "NO!" "OH..." "OH, GOD, REBA!" "LOSE SOMETHING?" "TECHNICALLY IT'S YOURS." "OH, WELL, CONSIDER IT YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT." "THANK YOU." "IT FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?" "WHAT'S THAT?" "GETTING SOMETHING BACK," "SOMETHING YOU-YOU THOUGHT YOU LOST FOREVER." "YEAH." "DOESN'T HAPPEN EVERY DAY," "GETTING SOMETHING BACK THAT YOU LOVE." "SO GRAB HOLD OF IT TIGHT, HONEY," "'CAUSE YOU MAY NOT GET A SECOND CHANCE." "MERRY CHRISTMAS, REBA." "MERRY CHRISTMAS, MRS. MERKLE." "MRS. MERKLE, DO YOU WANT A RIDE HOME?" "OH..." "[CHUCKLING]:" "OH, THANKS, HONEY, NO." "I LIKE TO LOOK AT THE LIGHTS." "OKAY." "[♪]" "[RINGS DOORBELL]" "REBA." "HI, DOUG." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "I, UM..." "I WAS..." "WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF, UM..." "IS VICKI AROUND?" "DOUG, WHO IS IT?" "REBA." "VICKI, UM..." "PLEASE FORGIVE ME." "I'M SORRY." "I'M..." "I'M SO SORRY." "[CRYING AND LAUGHING]" "I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH." "[SIGHS HEAVILY]" ""DEEP IN THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAY," ""THREE SPIRITS WILL COME" ""TO SHOW YOU THE WAY." "WITH THAT, MARLEY'S GHOST..."" "HEY, GUYS." "I WAS THINKING, UH..." "MAYBE I'LL READ TO YOU TONIGHT," "IF THAT'S OKAY." "OH, SURE." "OKAY." "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO READ TO US, DADDY?" "IS IT A CHRISTMAS BOOK?" "UH, KIND OF, YEAH." "YEAH." "THESE ARE PICTURES" "FROM YOUR GUYS' VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS." "DOES IT HAVE PICTURES OF MOMMY IN IT?" "SHE'S BEAUTIFUL." "YES, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL." "HER FAVORITE COLOR WAS BLUE." "THAT'S A PICTURE OF THE THREE OF YOU GUYS" "IN FRONT OF OUR CHRISTMAS TREE." "WHICH ONE IS ME?" "UM..." "YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW," "BUT, NOW, YOUR MOM," "SHE COULD ALWAYS TELL YOU GUYS APART," "EVEN FROM THE VERY BEGINNING." "HOW?" "RADAR." "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID." "SERIOUSLY, THAT'S WHAT SHE USED TO CALL IT." "SHE SAID SHE HAD RADAR..." "[HUM OF EXCITEMENT]" "[CROWD MURMURING]" "[LAUGHING HAPPILY]" "GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY." "I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU" "FOR COMING TONIGHT." "WHEN MY GOOD FRIEND KATE ASKED ME TO DIRECT THE PAGEANT," "I BELIEVE MY EXACT WORDS WERE," ""YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME."" "[LAUGHTER]" "[WHISPERING]:" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "BUT SHE WASN'T," "AND I'M HAPPY FOR THAT NOW," "BECAUSE I HAVE ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE" "THAT I'VE SPENT WITH YOUR CHILDREN." "I'VE..." "I'VE LEARNED A LOT FROM THEM IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS" "ABOUT THE THINGS THAT MATTER," "AND THE THINGS THAT DON'T," "AND JUST HOW EASY IT IS TO CONFUSE THE TWO." "AND ONE MORE ANNOUNCEMENT BEFORE WE BEGIN TONIGHT." "OUR PIANIST, MRS. DARLING," "HAD TO LEAVE THE SHOW UNEXPECTEDLY." "I COULDN'T ASK FOR TAPED MUSIC TO POSSIBLY REPLACE HER, BUT..." "[NOTE PLAYS ON PIANO]" "[SETH PLAYS SOME TRIUMPHANT CHORDS]" "BUT SETH WEBSTER HAS KINDLY OFFERED" "TO PLAY FOR US THIS EVENING," "SO THANK YOU, MR. WEBSTER," "AND ENJOY THE SHOW." "[WARM APPLAUSE]" "[WHISPERING]:" "THANK YOU." "LISTEN, WHAT I SAID BEFORE," "I WAS OUT OF LINE." "I DIDN'T..." "SETH, YOU WERE RIGHT." "YOU WERE," "AND, UH, VICKI'S HERE." "I'M GLAD." "I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU." "THAT MAKES TWO OF US." "UM, C-CAN YOU STAY HERE AND GIVE ME MY CUES?" "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE." "[WHISPERING]:" "READY?" "AND GO!" "[SETH BEGINS PLAYING "O, CHRISTMAS TREE"]" "♪ O CHRISTMAS TREE, O CHRISTMAS TREE ♪" "♪ THE LEAVES ARE SO UNCHANGING ♪" "♪ THE LEAVES ARE GREEN WHEN SUMMER'S HERE ♪" "♪ THE LEAVES ARE GREEN WHEN WINTER'S HERE ♪" "♪ O CHRISTMAS TREE O CHRISTMAS TREE ♪" "♪ THE LEAVES ARE SO UNCHANGING ♪" "[APPLAUSE]" "♪ JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS ♪" "♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY" "♪ OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE" "♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH HEY!" "♪" "♪ JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS" "♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY" "♪ OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE" "♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH HEY!" "♪" "♪ DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW" "♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH" "♪ O'ER THE FIELDS WE GO" "♪ LAUGHING ALL THE WAY HA, HA, HA, HA ♪" "♪ BELLS ON BOBTAILS RING MAKING SPIRITS BRIGHT ♪" "♪ WHAT FUN IT IS TO LAUGH AND SING ♪" "♪ A SLEIGHING SONG TONIGHT" "♪ OH, JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS ♪" "♪ JINGLE ALL THE WAY..." "[PARENTS LAUGH IN DELIGHT]" "♪ IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH HEY!" "♪" "[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]" "AND THE ANGEL SAID UNTO THEM, "FEAR NOT," ""FOR BEHOLD," ""I BRING YOU GOOD TIDINGS" "OF GREAT JOY."" "[♪♪]" "♪ HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING" "♪ GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING" "♪ PEACE ON EARTH AND MERCY MILD ♪" "♪ GOD AND SINNERS RECONCILED" "♪ JOYFUL ALL YE NATIONS RISE... ♪" "[RIPPLES OF LAUGHTER]" "♪ JOIN THE TRIUMPH OF THE SKIES... ♪" "[LAUGHTER]" "♪ GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING" "BRAVO!" "[APPLAUSE]" "[CROWD CHEERING]" "[♪]" "♪ JOY TO THE WORLD THE LORD HAS COME ♪" "♪ LET EARTH RECEIVE HER KING" "♪ LET EVERY HEART PREPARE HIM ROOM ♪" "♪ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING" "♪ AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING" "♪ AND HEAVEN, AND HEAVEN AND NATURE SING ♪" "[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]" "MRS. MIRACLE, DID YOU SEE US?" "YOU WERE WONDERFUL!" "I'M SO PROUD OF BOTH OF YOU." "I-I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU." "OH, I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH," "BUT I..." "I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "HONEY, THERE ARE OTHER FAMILIES AND LITTLE CHILDREN" "WHO NEED ME." "WHAT ABOUT US?" "OH..." "IT'S VERY HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND IT RIGHT NOW," "BUT EVERYTHING'S GOING TO TURN OUT ALL RIGHT" "FROM NOW ON." "YOU PROMISE?" "OH, I DEFINITELY PROMISE." "OH, LOOK..." "[CHUCKLING]" "COME HERE, YOU TWO." "NOW, LISTEN," "I WANT YOU TO LOOK AFTER THINGS" "FOR ME HERE," "BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW" "WHEN I MIGHT DROP IN AGAIN." "[SETH]:" "JUDD!" "JASON!" "IS YOUR DAD CALLING YOU?" "WE'RE HERE, DAD!" "OVER HERE!" "[SETH]:" "WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?" "[BOYS]:" "WE'RE OVER HERE!" "WHERE'S MY ANGELS..." "COME HERE!" "OH, YOU GUYS WERE SO GOOD." "[LAUGHING]" "YOU GUYS DID REALLY, REALLY WELL." "I WAS SO PROUD OF YOU." "YOU TWO WERE AMAZING." "WHERE'S MRS. MIRACLE?" "[SNICKERING]" "WHAT?" "WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" "YOU CALLED HER MRS. MIRACLE." "WELL, THAT'S HER NAME, ISN'T IT?" "[CHUCKLING]" "THERE SHE IS." "OH..." "I WONDER WHERE SHE'S GOING." "I DON'T KNOW." "[♪♪]" "♪ SILENT NIGHT" "♪ HOLY NIGHT" "LET'S GO HOME." "♪ ALL IS CALM" "♪ ALL IS BRIGHT"