" THE BITCH OF STATEN ISLAND IS BACK." " I'M GONNA BE HERE FOREVER." " YOU CAN STAY, GET YOUR ASS BEAT." "YOU CAN STAY, GET YOUR [bleep] ASS BEAT." " I JUST DON'T CARE, LIKE SERIOUSLY." " SHUT THE [bleep] UP, YOU 22-YEAR-OLD LITTLE [bleep]!" " WHAT THE--EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW." " ME AND ANGELINA NEED SOME PRIVACY." " YOU HAD SEX WITH VINNY LAST NIGHT?" " I'M SINGLE." "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" " YOU SMASHED WITH JOSE LAST NIGHT?" " YEAH." " ANGELINA'S DANCING WITH A DUDE THAT [bleep] SNOOKI." " I'M A SINGLE GIRL, LIKE..." "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" " ANGELINA IS THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY." "EVERYBODY GETS TO RIDE, AND IT'S FREE." "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT?" "YOU'RE GOOD AT BEIN' A HO." " JUST SHUT THE [bleep] UP NOW!" " YOU SHUT THE [bleep] UP!" " GET OUTTA MY FACE." "[Get Crazy by LMFAO]" " DJ PAULY DELVECCHIO!" " I'M GOING TO THE JERSEY SHORE, BITCH!" " ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A SITUATION." " I'M THE SWEETEST BITCH YOU'LL EVER MEET." " [laughing]" " AFTER I HAVE SEX WITH A GUY, I WILL RIP THEIR HEADS OFF." " GO VINNY!" "GO VINNY!" " UM, HELLO!" " ¶ IF YOU WANNA HAVE FUN AND DO SOMETHING CRAZY ¶" " WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA." "COME ON, COME ON." " [bleep]!" "I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!" "TOUCH ME, AND I'M GONNA CRACK THIS GLASS" "RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD!" " I'M ALL RIGHT." "I'M ALL RIGHT." " CALLING ME A HO LIKE A JERK OFF." " YOU ARE A HO!" " DO YOU TALK TO YOUR MOTHER" "LIKE THAT?" " YOU ARE A HO." " DO YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER LIKE THAT?" " YOU DON'T HIT ANOTHER ROOMMATE." "EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT I'M THE GLUE OF THIS FAMILY," "AND I TRY TO KEEP EVERYBODY TOGETHER." "THERE'S SO MANY, SO MANY CHANCES" "THAT WE TRIED TO GIVE THIS GIRL AND, UM," "AT THIS PARTICULAR POINT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH." " WHAT'S UP?" " HOW YOU DOING, MAN?" " WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?" " HEY, MAN." " SO I COME HOME AND, UH, SOME DUDE'S IN MY KITCHEN," "AND MIKE'S SITTIN' STILL." "MIKE'S GOT A.D.D, SO MIKE NEVER SITS STILL." "SO I'M WORRIED AT THIS POINT." " WHAT HAPPENED?" " [bleep] ANGELINA" "PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE." " GET OUTTA HERE." " FOR REAL!" " WHAT THE HELL" "IS EVERYBODY GETTIN' PUNCHED IN THE FACE?" " YEAH." "TRASH BAG." " I'M NOT." " YOU WANNA [bleep] TEN GUYS IN ONE DAY, YOU CAN." "THAT'S YOUR [bleep] BUSINESS." "LET'S GO." " WHAT DID I MISS?" "WHO--WHO'S THIS GUY?" " HE'S MY FRIEND." " YOU GOTTA GO, BRO." "THIS IS HOUSE BUSINESS." " NO, NO." "HE'S GONNA STAY, BECAUSE HE'S MY FRIEND" "AND I'M TALKING TO HIM." " THIS IS FAMILY BUSINESS." "TELL YOUR FRIEND HE HAS TO LEAVE." "SHE CAN HOOK UP WITH YOU LATER." " IF I GOTTA GO, I'LL GO." "THAT'S COOL." " GIMME THE THING SO I CAN WRITE DOWN HIS NUMBER" "SO I CAN CALL HIM LATER." " 305-878" " THIS GUY DEFINITELY WROTE DOWN A FAKE NUMBER," "'CAUSE WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT ANGELINA TO CALL HIM AFTER THAT?" " I CAN'T EVEN READ IT." " ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER." " I'M SORRY." " TAKE IT EASY." "TAKE CARE, GUYS." " SORRY YOU WERE INVOLVED IN THIS, BRO." " THIS IS NOT LIKE AN ARGUMENT WHERE WE CAN HUG IT OUT" "LIKE WE USUALLY DO." "BUT YOU [bleep] CROSSED THE LINE," "AND YOU [bleep] HIT ME." " ANGE, THE BEST THING" "IS PROBABLY JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE CONFRONTATION." " I THINK THAT EVERYBODY IN THIS HOUSE" "HAS BASICALLY BROKEN ME DOWN" "WHERE I CAN'T DEAL WITH ANYTHING ANYMORE, YOU KNOW." "I'VE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS MUCH DRAMA IN MY LIFE." "[coughing, sniffling]" " SINCE WHEN DO ALL THESE GIRLS THROW FISTS SO MUCH" "ALL OF A SUDDEN IN THIS HOUSE?" " YEAH, I MEAN, SHOULD I FORGIVE THIS CHICK" "FOR HITTIN' ME, OR WHAT'S UP?" "WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THIS?" " THAT'S ON YOU, PLAYER." "I DON'T KNOW." " EVEN LIKE 'CAUSE SHE'S CRYING" "AND WHAT'S UP?" " WE'VE ALL GOT INTO HUGE BLOWOUTS WITH HER," "AND THERE'S A REASON FOR IT." " UM..." "ONE MINUTE." " WHAT?" " ONE MINUTE." "SO, UM, HERE'S THE DEAL." "95% OF HER [bleep] IS BROUGHT UPON HERSELF." "SHE DOES THIS TO HERSELF." "SHE CAN'T HIT NOBODY." "SHE HIT ME," "AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, LIKE..." "YOU CAN YELL AT SOMEBODY ALL YOU WANT." "YOU CANNOT PUT YOUR FINGERS ON SOMEBODY." "LIKE YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT." " DON'T FEEL BAD AT ALL THAT SHE'S CRYING." " DO NOT FEEL BAD THAT SHE'S CRYING." "SHE DOES IT TO HERSELF." " HE'S A [bleep]!" " HE MAKES A HUGE DEAL OUT OF" " HE'S A PSYCHO." "THAT'S WHAT I WAS JUST TELLING THE KID--HE'S A PSYCHO." " "NOBODY LIKES ME IN THIS HOUSE."" "YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A FAKE." " SHE BROUGHT ALL THESE RANDOM PEOPLE HOME." "SHE'S A GIRL." "YOU DON'T DO THAT." "IT'S A GUY THING." "GUYS DO THAT, NOT GIRLS." " DO I LOOK LIKE [bleep] RIGHT NOW?" " NO, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL." "HE JUST SAYS THAT [bleep] 'CAUSE HE KNOWS" " HE'S NOT EVEN GOOD-LOOKING HIMSELF." "HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S 50 YEARS OLD!" " ARE YOU FOR REAL?" "LIKE, WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN" "WHERE YOU PULL YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE?" " SHE'S DIRTY." "I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A DIRTY GIRL IN MY LIFE." " LISTEN, TOMORROW WILL BE A BETTER DAY." " YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE, AND THEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM." " YEAH, BUT IT'S" " YOU KNOW HOW MANY FISTFIGHTS" "I'M GONNA GET INTO NOW?" "IF ANYBODY IN THIS [bleep] HOUSE TRIES TO TOUCH ME," "I SWEAR TO [bleep] ON MY LIFE," "I'M GONNA [bleep] PUNCH EVERYONE IN THE FACE." " I THINK NOW HER TIME'S UP." "SHOULD WE PACK HER BAGS?" " I'M GONNA PUT HER" "I'M GONNA PUT HER BED OUTSIDE." " HER CLOTHES ARE ALREADY IN A BALL." "LET'S JUST PUT 'EM IN GARBAGE BAGS" "AND LINE IT UP OVER HERE." " THE CLEAN ONES OR THE DIRTY ONES?" "[laughter]" " THESE ARE NOT MY TRUE FRIENDS." "I DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS," "AND I DON'T FIT IN HERE." "I MISS MY FRIENDS." "I MISS MY MOM." "I MISS MY DOG." "I MISS MY LIFE." " ¶ SEE THE THINGS ¶" "¶ THAT YOU DO TO ME ¶" "¶ AND I'VE SEEN ENOUGH ¶" "¶ AND I DO BELIEVE ¶" "¶ THAT YOU'RE ALL ALONE DEEP INSIDE ¶" "¶ IT'S A CONDESCENDING PARADISE ¶" " DUDE, DID YOU HEAR I GOT INTO A BIG FIGHT WITH ANGELINA?" " WHAT HAPPENED NOW?" " SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE." " WHAT?" "ARE YOU LYING?" " YEAH." "RIGHT BEFORE YOU GOT HOME." " THAT SIDE." " RIGHT THERE." " ARE YOU LYING?" " LIKE FOR REAL, SERIOUS SICK FIGHT." "LIKE SHE CAME AT ME HARD," "AND SHE [bleep]..." "SHE WAS COMIN' AT ME LIKE THIS." "SHE HIT ME IN THE FACE LIKE WHATEVER." "AND THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU'RE A..." "WHATEVER." " DID YOU TELL HER ABOUT THE PAD?" " YEAH." "AND ALL THE GUYS CAME IN" "LIKE, YO, MIKE, [bleep] HER." "THEY'RE LIKE, YO, DON'T FORGIVE HER." " OH, SO NOBODY REALLY DEFENDED HER?" " NO, NOBODY DID." "NOBODY DEFENDED HER AT ALL." "SHE STARTED CRYING, AND SHE WALKED OUTSIDE." "SO IT WAS HUGE." "AND THE ONLY REASON SHE HITS ME" "IS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS I'M NOT GONNA HIT BACK." "SHE WOULD NEVER STEP UP TO YOU" "OR ANY OF THE OTHER GIRLS IN THE HOUSE," "'CAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE'D GET HER ASS BEAT." " [chuckles]" " EVEN THOUGH I MAY NOT LIKE ANGELINA..." "I, AS A WOMAN LIVING IN THIS HOUSE," "REALIZE THAT THIS GIRL" "HAS BEEN THROUGH PROBABLY MORE THAN ANY OF US IN THIS HOUSE" "FIGHTS, ARGUMENTS-- AND SHE'S STILL HERE." "SO I THINK THAT SHE EARNED HER SPOT HERE IN THE HOUSE." "YOU KNOW, SHE DESERVES TO BE HERE." "MY WORD OF ADVICE?" "AS YOU KNOW, I GOT IN A HUGE FIGHT WITH HIM LAST YEAR." " YEP." " AND I HIT HIM." " I HIT HIM RIGHT IN HIS FACE." " SO DID I." " I JUST FEEL LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE." "I DON'T GET ALONG WITH ANYBODY HERE." "NOBODY [bleep] UNDERSTANDS ME." " SOMEONE THAT'S BEEN THERE..." "DON'T LEAVE." " IT'S NOT FAIR, LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "I'M DONE, LIKE I CAN'T-- I CAN'T" "I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS MENTAL ABUSE ANYMORE." " YOU HAVE YOUR PLACE HERE DUE TO THE FACT" "THAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH [bleep]." "IT WOULD BE YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE TO LEAVE AGAIN," "AND I THINK YOU DESERVE TO BE HERE." " THANK YOU." " I WAS VERY STRESSED OUT ABOUT EVEN STAYING ANYMORE." "NO MATTER WHAT I SAY, I'M ALWAYS WRONG." "SO..." "I DON'T REALLY CARE AT THIS POINT." "AND, YOU KNOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN," "JWOWW TOLD ME, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA STICK IT OUT." "YOU KNOW, EVENTUALLY, HOPEFULLY THEY COME AROUND." "THANKS VERY MUCH." "I WAS SURPRISED ABOUT THAT," "'CAUSE WE'RE NOT FRIENDS." "AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY VERY NICE OF HER." " SAMANTHA'S STICKING UP FOR HER MAN." "THAT'S A BIG TURN-ON FOR ME." " IT'S WAKE UP THE WHOLE ENTIRE HOUSE TIME!" "OH, YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!" " HE'S GONNA HAVE AN ALARM CLOCK SOON." " WAKE UP!" " [bleep]." " SO CAN I HAVE A HUG?" " THIS IS RIDICULOUS." "AH..." "OH, MY GOD, LET'S JUST GET DRESSED." " I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR, THOUGH." " I'M SORRY." " NO." "STOP SAYING THAT." " DO YOU WANNA GO HOME?" " DO YOU WANNA LEAVE?" " NO, I'M NOT-- ESPECIALLY TONIGHT." "IF I LEAVE YOU..." " I FEEL BAD THAT MY FRIEND CAME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE" "TO SEE ME AND HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH ME" "AND HAD TO DEAL WITH NOTHING BUT A DISASTER" "THE MINUTE SHE WALKED THROUGH THIS HOUSE." "DO YOU WANNA GO OUT?" "I THINK WE SHOULD GO OUT." "'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I THINK I DESERVE TO HAVE A COUPLE OF DRINKS TONIGHT." " ¶ I GOT A BIG BLOWOUT ¶" " ¶ WHEN I HAVE NO JAIL ¶" " ¶ I CAN LET MY FRO OUT ¶ both: ¶ I TAKE MY BIG BONE OUT ¶ [laughter]" " TIME IS IT NOW?" " 50--2:00?" " I WOULD SAY IT'S ALMOST... both: ¶ T-SHIRT TIME ¶" " IT IS ALMOST T-SHIRT TIME." "¶ IT'S ALMOST ¶" "¶ T-SHIRT TIME ¶" " ANGELINA JUST GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MIKE RIGHT BEFORE both: ¶ T-SHIRT TIME ¶" " HOPEFULLY, THEY'LL GET INTO ANOTHER FIGHT," "AND SHE'LL PUNCH MIKE IN THE FACE RIGHT BEFORE both: ¶ T-SHIRT TIME ¶ [laughter]" " I THINK WE GOT TOO MUCH SUN TODAY." "[laughter] [line rings] man:" "CENTRAL CAB." " CAN I GET A TAXI FOR SIX PEOPLE?" " IS THE CAB FOR YOU, SIR?" " YES." " AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR?" " SITUATION." " HUH?" " SITUATION." " ONE MOMENT." "woman:" "HELLO, CENTRAL." "WHO WE GONNA PICK UP?" " SITUATION." " HOLD ON." "[woman speaking Spanish]" " THAT'S THE NAME OF THE PER-- THE NAME OF THE GUY." " THAT'S THE NAME OF THE-- HOLD ON." "THE NAME-- THAT'S THE NAME OF THE PERSON?" " YES." " SITUATION?" " YES." " HOLD ON." "SITUATION." " SITUATION?" "THAT'S THE NAME, PROBABLY." " TONIGHT, THE PLAN IS WE'RE GONNA GO TO KLUTCH," "AND I'M ACTUALLY GONNA BRING SOMEBODY TO MY DATE." "I THINK HER NAME'S SAMANTHA." "SHE WAS SMOKIN', TOO." "AND THIS IS THE SAME CHICK I HAD MET PREVIOUSLY" "AT THE CLUB." "AND SHE IS THE ONE THAT LEFT HER PHONE NUMBER" "AT MY FRONT DOOR AND MADE MY MORNING SO GOOD." " I'LL GET IT." " CABS ARE HERE!" " NO, YOU IDIOT." "MY GUEST IS HERE." " HEY, BABY, WHAT'S UP?" "COME ON IN." "WHAT'S UP, BABE?" "COME ON IN." "THIS IS THE--THE HOUSE." "THIS IS SAMANTHA." " HI." " HOW ARE YOU?" " I GAVE HER A TOUR OF THE PAD." "I WALK AROUND, I SHOW HER WHAT'S GOIN' ON." "AND ALSO, I LET HER KNOW." "I SAY, LISTEN, BABY, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SLEEPING OVER TONIGHT." "YOU KNOW, WHAT TYPE OF PAJAMAS DO YOU WANT?" "YOU LIKE SWEATS OR SHORTS?" " SHORTS." "LESS CLOTHES IS BETTER." " NICE." " [giggles]" " THIS IS, UH..." "THESE ONES ARE COOL." " THESE ARE NOT SHORTS." " YES, THEY ARE." " IT'S OKAY." "I'LL MAKE THEM LOOK HOT." " MM-HMM." "AND THEN WE'LL GIVE YOU A T-SHIRT TOO." "AND THEN IF YOU GET HOT, YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE IT OFF." "YOU KNOW, IF I'M ALREADY PICKING OUT" "PAJAMAS FOR THIS CHICK" "AND WE DIDN'T EVEN GO TO THE CLUB OR DO ANYTHING YET," "YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT." "SO I GOT DIBS ON THE SMASH ROOM," "AND I'M PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT." "I'LL SEE YOU LATER." "[chuckles]" " YO, IS EVERYBODY READY?" " WE'RE GOING TO KLUTCH TONIGHT." " YEP." " 'CAUSE THE CAB'S HERE." " CAB'S HERE!" " LET'S GO." " WAIT." "I'M GONNA CHANGE MY SHIRT." " YEAH, RIGHT." "[laughter]" " HEY, GUYS, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT TONIGHT," "SO LET'S NOT TRY TO LAY ANYBODY OUT" "IN THE FIRST TWO HOURS." "RONNIE." "[laughter]" " ¶ I GOT A SIGN IN A SEXY WAY ¶" "¶ LOOK AT THE SIGN 'BOUT EVERY DAY ¶" "¶ AND OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I OWN ¶" "¶ I WANT MY RAY GUN, BABY ¶" " I BASICALLY MET JOSE IN KLUTCH TONIGHT." "HE'S A REAL GENTLEMAN." "HE'S THAT GUY THAT I LEAN ON, YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M UPSET," "'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S A [bleep] IN THIS HOUSE, I THINK." "I KINDA WANTED TO STAY CLEAR OF THE DRAMA," "BECAUSE I'M SO SICK OF IT." "I [bleep] HATE WHEN MIKE SCREAMS IN MY FACE," "BUT I FELT LIKE I SHOULD BE THE BIGGER PERSON" "AND I WOULD JUST KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT" "AND JUST LIKE..." "YOU KNOW, MOVE ON FROM IT." " ¶ GET UP THERE, UH ¶" "¶ SHE DROP IT DOWN TO THE GROUND ¶" "¶ LADIES, WHAT YA GONNA DO?" "¶" "¶ I'M LIKE THE ROCKER AD 'CAUSE ¶" "¶ I WILL NOT LOSE ¶" "¶ ARMS UP IN THE AIR ¶" "¶ BUT YOU KNOW WE GOTTA CHOOSE ¶" " EVEN THOUGH SAMANTHA'S THERE, AND SAMANTHA'S HOT," "UM..." "MY HEAD'S STILL ON A SWIVEL, MAN," "'CAUSE I LOVE THAT ATTENTION." "AND THEN NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT," "SOME GIRL GRABS ME, SHE'S DANCING ON ME." "AND SAMANTHA, SEXY LITTLE GIRL THAT SHE IS," "LITTLE FEISTY LITTLE GIRL," "SHE GRABS SOME GIRL, PUSHED SOME GIRL." "STICKIN' UP FOR HER MAN." "AND, YOU KNOW, THAT'S A BIG TURN-ON FOR ME." "I ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME WHEN I GO OUT TO THE CLUB," "BUT IN THE BACK OF MY MIND," "I'M THINKING THAT I GOT A GIRL HERE," "I GOT PAJAMAS PICKED OUT ALREADY." "THIS GIRL WANTS TO BANG ME." "I WANNA GO BACK TO THE CRIB." "[driving pop music]" "¶ ¶" " OH, YEAH!" "OH, YEAH!" " MIKE BROUGHT THE CANADIAN BACK, EY," "AND HE WANTED TO SHOW THE CANADIAN" "WHAT THE SITUATION WAS ALL ABOOT." " GUESS WHAT." "I'M ABOUT TO SMASH TONIGHT." " ¶ OOH, OH, LA DA DA ¶" "¶ OOH, OH, LA DA DA ¶" " YO, LET'S GET INTO THIS NUTELLA, PIMP." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IT'S MADE IN CANADA." "[laughter]" "SERIOUSLY, IT'S MADE IN CANADA." "HEY, CANADIAN!" "DID YOU KNOW YOU MAKE NUTELLA?" "[loud moan]" " YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?" "IS THAT THEM HAVING SEX?" " THAT'S THE SOUND OF LOVE." "[laughter] [moaning]" " MIKE BROUGHT HOME A SCREAMER TONIGHT." "I GUESS THAT CANADIAN CHICKS YELL LOUD" "WHEN THEY'RE HAVING SEX." " WHAT THE [bleep]?" "AND I'M A WHORE." " DO YOUR THING, GIRL." " DO YOU HEAR THAT?" " THIS GIRL'S A KEEPER." " THIS IS MIKE'S WIFE." "HE FINALLY FOUND ONE THAT'S CRAZY AS HIM." " I'M SURE SHE'S A NICE GIRL, BUT..." " SHE'S A NICE SLUT." " OH, GOD." " I LOVE CANADA." " [bleep] BROAD SLEEPS IN MY BED, DOESN'T HAVE" " OH, SHUT THE [bleep] UP." " YOU WERE WRONG!" " NO, I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]" "WHAT ANYONE THINKS ABOUT ME IN THIS HOUSE." " OH, YEAH!" "THAT'S YOUR STUFF?" "YOU'RE LEAVIN'?" " I LOVE CANADIAN CHICKS." "AND AFTER MY BUSINESS IS DONE," "I GO IN MY ROOM AND, UH," "SOMEBODY'S SLEEPING IN MY BED." "AND I WONDER WHO CAN IT BE, ALL RIGHT?" "WHO'S GONNA DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS" "AND SLEEP IN MY BED?" "SHE HAS NO RESPECT FOR ANYBODY." " DO YOU EAT WHITE GRADE-A JUMBO EGGS?" " YEAH." "YOU COOKIN' BREAKFAST?" "EGG SANDWICH?" " YEAH." " DUDE, DO YOU WANT ANY EGG ON IT, BRO?" " ENGLISH, BRO." " MAKE THAT [bleep] BRA!" " WHAT'S UP, MIKEY BRO?" "THANKS FOR LETTING ME STAY IN YOUR BED LAST NIGHT." "ALL RIGHT?" "I APPRECIATE IT, BRO." " OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD SANDWICH." " WHERE'S MINE AT?" " YOU WANT, UM, HALF MY SANDWICH?" "THAT ONE'S WITH CANADIAN BACON." " HA HA HA." " HA HA." " YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT THAT." " NEVER." " THIS IS EGG AND TOAST." " WHATEVER." " OKAY." " SAMANTHA HAS NO SHAME IN HER GAME AT ALL." "SHE'S GREAT IN BED, AND THEN NEXT THING YOU KNOW," "SHE IS EATING AN EGG SANDWICH WITH MVP." "YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T FIND 'EM LIKE THAT THESE DAYS." " BETWEEN YOU AND ME," "HOW WAS HE, YOU KNOW?" "[laughter]" "LIKE WILL YOU BE COMING BACK, YOU KNOW?" "[laughter]" " IT'S JUST GIRL--GIRL TALK." " I HAVE NO COMMENT." " TYPICAL MIKE." "HE GOT IT IN WITH HER" "AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK MIKE'S DONE WITH HER." "AND THAT'S FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "LET HIM DO HIS THING." "THAT'S WHAT HE DOES." " YEAH, I'D LIKE TO THANK JOSE FOR BEIN' RESPECTABLE." " I SAID THAT TOO LAST NIGHT, BUT I COULDN'T TALK." " YOU DID NOT." "YOU DID NOT, BABE." " WELL, THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "AND LIKE YOU STRAIGHT SLEPT IN MY BED WITH YOUR DUDE." "LUCKY I'M FRIENDS WITH THE KID, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" " HEY, I APPRECIATE IT, DUDE, YOU KNOW?" "NOT FOR NOTHING." " ARE YOU GONNA BE COOL 'CAUSE I SAID THANK YOU NOW?" " YEAH." " OKAY." " JUST--IT'S A RESPECT THING." "IT'S A PRINCIPLE THING." " NO." " I'M HAPPY WE'RE OUT OF THIS HOUSE, THOUGH." "LET ME TELL YOU." " DYSFUNCTIONAL HOUSE, RIGHT?" " ALL RIGHT." "I'M GONNA WALK YOU OUT." " I LOVE YOU." " I LOVE YOU, BRO." "I'M REALLY LIKE UPSET THAT MY GIRLFRIEND HAS TO LEAVE." "SHE'S LIKE MY SERENITY IN THIS HOUSE." "IT KINDA SUCKED TO SEE THAT GO." " IT'S ALMOST OVER, OKAY?" " YEAH." " I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU." "I LOVE YOU." "I HAD SO MUCH FUN." " I HAD FUN." " EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS [bleep] MAD DRAMA." "BUT, YOU KNOW, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE." "HAVE FUN." "CALL ME, OKAY?" " I MISS YOU GUYS." "YOU ARE MY [bleep] TRUE FRIENDS." "I'M REALLY LIKE UPSET THAT MY GIRLFRIEND HAS TO LEAVE." "IT'S GONNA SUCK FOR ME" "BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT ANYBODY'S" "MY REAL TRUE FRIEND IN THIS HOUSE." "AND THAT'S WHY I'M A BITCH, BECAUSE I CAN'T..." "DEAL WITH THIS." "IT'S JUST..." "IT'S JUST...." "YOU KNOW?" "IT'S JUST TOO MUCH." "LOVE YOU." " I GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT WITH HER YESTERDAY," "AND SHE HAS THE AUDACITY, 'CAUSE SHE HAS HER FRIEND OVER," "TO SLEEP IN MY BED WITH HER MAN." "YOU DO NOT [bleep] SLEEP IN MY BED" " WITH JOSE?" " YEAH." "YOU EITHER [bleep] SLEEP ON THE COUCH" "AND YOU [bleep] SLEEP [bleep] WHEREVER YOU WANT," "BUT NOT IN MY [bleep] BED." " ANGELINA'S SLEEPING ON MIKE'S BED" "IS LIKE DISTURBING," "'CAUSE SHE PUNCHED HIM THE NIGHT BEFORE." "YOU'RE GIVING THESE PEOPLE REASONS TO RIP YOU APART." "YOU'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO FIX IT." " I TALKED TO HER ON A SPECIFIC LEVEL LAST NIGHT," "AS A WOMAN, TO SHUT HER [bleep] MOUTH" "AND TO STAY THE NEXT TWO WEEKS," "AND YET SHE CONTINUED?" " [bleep] BROAD SLEEPS IN MY BED" "WITH [bleep] JOSE LAST NIGHT, DOESN'T HAVE" " OH, SHUT THE [bleep] UP." " SHUT THE [bleep] UP?" "YOU WERE WRONG!" " I DON'T CARE!" "THEN TO MY MAN'S FACE, HE'S SAYING IT'S ALL GOOD, BRO." " NO, BECAUSE HE APOLOGIZED, NOT YOU!" " NO, I DON'T CARE." "I DON'T FEEL GOOD." "I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHAT ANYONE THINKS ABOUT ME" "IN THIS HOUSE." "I DON'T CARE!" " ALL RIGHT, LOOK." "I WILL SAY THAT YOU WERE WRONG" "FOR SLEEPING IN MY BED LAST NIGHT--JUST ADMIT IT." " I SAID THANK YOU WHEN YOU WERE STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE" "RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE KID'S FACE." " JUST TELL ME FACE-TO-FACE THAT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST ASK ME." " DROP IT." " WHO THE [bleep] ARE YOU TO SAY DROP IT?" " DROP IT." " YOU SLEPT IN MY BED." "DROP YOUR [bleep] BIG ASS!" " DROP YOUR UGLY FACE." " AH..." "JUST GOT A WHIFF OF THAT." "IT SMELLED LIKE SOMETHING [bleep] DIED IN THE CAR." "IT'S--IT'S-- [gags]" " SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, ANGE?" " I CAN STAY WITH A BUNCH OF FAKE PEOPLE" "THAT DON'T LIKE ME." " HOW 'BOUT THIS?" "YOU CAN GET THE [bleep] OUT." "HOW 'BOUT THAT ONE?" "'CAUSE YOU LEFT IN JERSEY," "AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE NOW TOO." " JUST TELL ME FACE-TO-FACE" "THAT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST ASK ME." " DROP IT." " WHO THE [bleep] ARE YOU TO SAY DROP IT?" " DROP IT." " YOU SLEPT IN MY BED." "DROP YOUR [bleep] BIG ASS." " DROP YOUR UGLY FACE." " OH, MY GOD, MY UGLY FACE?" " HOW 'BOUT THAT?" " ANGELINA NEEDS TO RECOGNIZE HER FAULT" "AND JUST ADMIT THAT SHE'S WRONG." "BUT SHE'S THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT WILL NEVER DO THAT." " WHOEVER WANTS A [bleep] AT ME RIGHT NOW," "DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT." "I'M NOT GONNA BE ANGELINA SIT THERE NO MORE." "[bleep] THAT." "I TRY TO BE ALL NICE TO EVERYBODY IN THIS [bleep] HOUSE." " YOU'RE A [bleep] LOSER." " IN A SENSE, I KNOW WHERE SHE'S COMING FROM." "MIKE CAN DEFINITELY PUSH THE HOT BUTTONS ON A PERSON." "YOU KNOW, AT THE END OF THE DAY," "HE'S JUST TREATING HER LIKE A PIECE OF [bleep]." " AND I WILL BE A BITCH TO ANYONE IN THIS [bleep] HOUSE" "THAT PISSES ME OFF FROM NOW ON," "BECAUSE I THINK I [bleep] DESERVE TO BE IN THIS HOUSE" "JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE HERE, AND I'VE BEEN VERY RESPECTFUL" "TO A LOT OF PEOPLE--I LET A LOT OF PEOPLE STEP ON ME." "SO [bleep] THAT." "NO MORE." "ONE PERSON WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING," "COME IN MY FACE, AND WE'LL FIGHT." "THAT'S IT." " HA HA!" " I'M SICK OF PROVING MYSELF." "I DON'T THINK I NEED TO PROVE MYSELF TO ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE." "I AM ME." "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT," "THEN DON'T [bleep] LOOK AT ME." "THAT'S IT." "I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHAT YOU SAY!" " EXACTLY!" "YOU'RE [bleep] WRONG!" "ANGELINA DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN." "SHE DOESN'T WANT TO COOPERATE." "SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE PART OF THIS FAMILY." "SHE DOESN'T WANT TO APOLOGIZE OR MAKE UP" "OR DO ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSE." " ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST SHUTTING MY MOUTH," "'CAUSE YOU DON'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME, SO..." " OKAY." "SO GET THE [bleep] OUTTA HERE." " IT'S WAKE UP THE WHOLE ENTIRE HOUSE TIME!" "WAKE UP!" "[laughing]" " OH, YEAH." "WAKE UP, YEAH." " IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA," "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN." "WAKE YOUR ASSES UP." "OH, YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!" "OH, YEAH!" "WAKE UP, YEAH!" "WAKE UP ALL THE BOYS!" " I LOVE PAULY." "HE--HE..." "HE'S GONNA HAVE AN ALARM CLOCK SOON." " WHO ELSE IS NOT UP?" "PFFT!" " IS MIKE READY?" "YO, MIKE!" "COME ON, BRO." "IT'S A SERIOUS GTL SESSION." " LET'S GO." " MA, I'LL BE BACK LATER!" "TALKIN' YEAH!" " SMELLS DISGUSTING." " JUST GOT A WHIFF OF THAT." " IS THERE SOMETHING UNDER THE SEAT OR SOMETHING?" " I'M GONNA THROW UP." " SO WE GET INTO THE ESCALADE AND IT SMELLED LIKE..." "SOMEBODY [bleep] DIED IN THE CAR." "SMELLS LIKE LEGIT VOMIT." " YOU REALLY GONNA THROW UP?" " YEAH, IT'S THE--IT'S-- [gags] [groans]" " SMELLS LIKE THROW UP." "DAMN." " IS THERE ANYTHING BACK THERE ON THE FLOOR?" "LIKE FOOD OR SOMETHING?" " UNDER THE MAT?" " THERE YA GO." " WHAT?" " IT'S LIKE A SANDWICH." " WHAT?" " A CHEESE SANDWICH." " SOMEBODY LEFT A GRILLED CHICKEN AND CHEESE SANDWICH" "WITH SWISS CHEESE." " IT HAD BACON ON IT." " HA." " ANGELINA PROBABLY LEFT THE SWISS CHEESE IN THE CAR," "BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT RATS LOVE CHEESE." " [bleep] GROSS." " OH, GOD." "SHOOT ME." "[bleep] THIS." "DID ANYBODY SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT ME" "THIS MORNING?" " ARE YOU STAYING?" " I DON'T KNOW." " REALLY?" "WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU WANT TO LEAVE, THOUGH?" " [chuckles] I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY, LIKE, YOU KNOW?" " ANGELINA WILL NOT TAKE ANYBODY'S ADVICE." "LIKE I JUST FEEL LIKE IT'S A TICKING TIME BOMB" "BEFORE THE GIRL JUST LEAVES." " [bleep] NEED TO DO TO LIVE IN THIS HOUSE?" "OH, GOD." "KILL ME." " SNOOKI'S IDEA OF MAN GUIDO." " IDEAL." "WHAT I WOULD LOVE TO FIND IS A JUICE HEAD." "CAN I FIND THAT SOMEWHERE?" " HE IS ANGELINA'S EX GUY" "THAT ANGELINA BROUGHT HOME ONCE." "I'M JUST IN SHOCK" "THAT SNOOKI HAD THE BALLS TO SIT THERE WITH HIM." " WHAT FLAVOR DO YOU WANT EACH?" "BOTH?" " VANILLA." " OKAY." " HE'S GOT THAT." "OH, HE'S GOT THAT." " [laughs] WHY NOT?" " WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO" "TO FIND A GUY?" "THIS IS LIKE [bleep] LAST SUMMER ALL OVER AGAIN." "WHAT I WOULD LOVE TO FIND IS A GUIDO JUICE HEAD" "WITH MY PERSONALITY," "MY STYLE," "AND IS NOT A CHEATER." "CAN I FIND THAT SOMEWHERE?" "BUT I NEED ENERGY TO WORK." "WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?" "ANYWAY." " BYE." " BYE." " IT DIDN'T HIT ME UNTIL I'M JUST GETTING DONE" "PACKING HIS STUFF." "SO I GOT REALLY, REALLY FLUSTERED" "BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD, LIKE..." "LIKE I NEEDED MORE TIME TYPE FEELING." "JUST SEND LIKE..." "LIKE A FLOOD OF EMOTIONS, I GUESS." " LOVE YOU." " [sniffles]" "IT WAS DEFINITELY LIKE NICE TO KNOW" "THAT WE'RE COMMITTED TO EACH OTHER" "EVEN WHEN WE'RE FAR APART LIKE THIS." " LOVE YOU." " LOOK, I MADE A CHECKLIST AT WORK." " YOU SOUND LIKE ME." " OF THE GUY THAT I WANT." "MY IDEAL GUY." " SNOOKI'S IDEA MAN GUIDO." " IDEAL!" " AHEM." ""TAN GUIDO JUICE HEAD GORILLA." ""BIG SENSE OF HUMOR." "LIKES TO PARTY." ""FIST PUMPS..." "FROLICS."" " FROLICS." ""ISN'T A JERK OFF." "A DORK AT HEART." ""SMELLS GOOD." "PAYS FOR MEALS." "NYMPHO." YUM." ""LIKES PICKLES." ""TAKES AN INTEREST INTO MY HOBBIES." ""IS VERY PROTECTIVE, NOT SO SERIOUS," "ROMANTICAL." "LIKES TO SLEEP IN."" "YAY!" "OUR MISSION THIS WEEK IS TO FIND NICOLE A GUY." " WE GOTTA GO ON THE BEACH." "WE GOTTA GO EVERYWHERE." " YEAH." " WE GOTTA GO TO THE GYM." " EVERY DAY." " EVERY DAY." "EVERYDAY, WE GOTTA GO" " THE GYM, THE BEACH..." " TANNING." "EVERYWHERE." " AND HARDY STORE, AND THEN WE'LL FIND SOMEONE." "THAT'S NOT A LOT, RIGHT?" " NO." " IT'S JUST LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, LIKE...20 CHECKMARKS." " HUNGRY." "SO WHERE YOU GOING?" " TAKIN' A BREAK." "I BEEN IN ALL DAY." " YOU WANNA GO GET SOME FOOD WITH ME?" "MAYBE GO TO THE BEACH?" "I WANNA GO TO THE BEACH SOON." "I WANNA GET SOME FOOD." " I ASKED ANGELINA" "IF SHE'S LEAVING, 'CAUSE SHE MIGHT KNOW." " OH, SHE'S LEAVING?" " I DON'T KNOW." " ANGELINA'S LEAVING?" " SHH." "I DON'T KNOW." "I SAID I ASKED HER, AND SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T KNOW." " IF ANGELINA LEAVES THE HOUSE, I WILL BE PERFECTLY FINE." "THERE'LL BE MORE ROOM IN MY CLOSET." "I'LL HAVE AN EXTRA BED IN MY ROOM." "I'LL BE HAPPY IF ANGELINA LEAVES." " SHE WANTS TO GO HOME." " WHAT?" " SHE WANTS TO GO HOME." " WHO?" " ANGELINA." " [whispers] SHE WANTS TO GO?" " YEAH." " WHY?" " SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT." " HOW DO YOU KNOW?" " TOLD JENNI." " THAT'S WEIRD." " YO, DID YOU HEAR ANGELINA'S LEAVING?" " FOR REAL?" " FOR REAL, YEAH." "JUST WHAT JENNI SAID." " YOU LEAVE THE FIRST WEEK IN JERSEY," "MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE THE LAST WEEK IN MIAMI, YOU KNOW?" "KEEP SOME KINDA BALANCE." "OH, WELL." "NO HAIR OFF MY BACK." "[both chuckle]" " WE'RE ALL GOING TO DINNER AT, UH, 9:30, 10:00." "AND TANTRA AT MIDNIGHT." " I GUESS ME AND NICOLE ARE GONNA GO TANNING." " YOU GUYS ARE COMING WITH US TO DINNER." " NO." "'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU." " YOU ARE COMING TO DINNER." " YOU WANT A SPOON?" " OH, YES, I DO." " HOLA." "HOLA." " WHAT'S GOING ON?" " ALL RIGHT, WE CAN LEAVE IT'S 10:30." " WHAT'S GOING ON?" "ANGE, IT'S JENNI." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" " HMM?" " YOU OKAY?" " I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO." "I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD LEAVE..." "AGAIN." "I DON'T WANT THESE PEOPLE TO THINK THAT THEY WON" "IF I LEAVE." " HOW WAS YOUR DAY, ANGE?" " AWESOME." " WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY?" " I DID A LOT." "I WAS VERY PRODUCTIVE TODAY." " OH, COOL." " WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?" " WE ARE GOING TO DINNER AT 10:00" "AND THEN TO THE CLUB AT 12:00, SO YOU KNOW..." " OKAY." " SO WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TONIGHT?" " UM, WELL, FOR MYSELF," "I'M GONNA FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANNA DO." " SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, ANGE?" " UM.." "I'M GONNA DECIDE WHAT I WANNA DO" "VERY SOON." " DECIDING WHAT YOU WANNA DO FOR WHAT?" " ANGELINA'S LIKE, "WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING" "WITH MYSELF YET."" "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" " I'M GONNA FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO," "AND I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER I WANNA DO, SO..." " THAT'S COOL." " YEAH." " WELL, GOOD FOR YOU." " 'CAUSE OBVIOUSLY," "NONE OF YOU LIKE ME, SO IT'S LIKE" "I CAN STAY WITH A BUNCH OF FAKE PEOPLE" "THAT DON'T LIKE ME." " BUNCH OF FAKE PEOPLE." " OR I COULD LEAVE..." " WELL, HOW 'BOUT THIS?" "I'LL SPEAK FOR EVERYBODY." "YOU GET THE [bleep] OUT-- HOW 'BOUT THAT ONE?" "'CAUSE YOU LEFT IN JERSEY, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE NOW TOO." "LIKE WE CARE," "LIKE IT'S A BENEFIT FOR YOU STAYING." "YOU STAYING, WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR [bleep]." "YOU'RE DIRTY." "YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOUR STUFF," "YOU DON'T HELP OUT ANYBODY IN THIS HOUSE," "AND GUESS WHAT." "WE DON'T CARE IF YOU LEAVE." " OH, YEAH?" "ANYBODY ELSE?" " ¶ EVERYBODY, SOMEBODY ¶" "¶ SOMETIMES EVERYBODY'S BEEN WEIRD ¶" "¶ ¶" " ALEX." "YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER?" " NO, I DIDN'T." " YOU DEFINITELY LIKE HOOKED UP WITH HER." " SNOOKI WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR HOLDING MY GUY'S HAND." "THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF [bleep]." "EVERYBODY'S FAKE." " ANGELINA, THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU," "BECAUSE YOU KEEP TALKING [bleep]!" "SHUT THE [bleep] UP!" " AH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OOH!" "[Locksley's The Whip (I Love You) plays]" "¶ ALL RIGHT ¶" "¶ FIRST THINGS FIRST ¶" "¶ WE GOTS TO DO THREE, FOUR ¶" "¶ WHOA OH OH ¶" "¶ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ¶" " OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH!" " MY V-NECK IS SO FRESH," "THAT I SKIPPED T-SHIRT TIME." "LIKE IT DEFIED THE RULES OF T-SHIRT TIME." " IS ANGE COMING?" " IF SHE GOT DRESSED AND ALREADY CAME," "I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING." "BUT I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER TO COME." "SHE CALLED EVERY SINGLE PERSON FAKE." "EVERY SINGLE PERSON." "SO TRY NOT TO FORGET THAT." " YO, MY V-NECK ISN'T GETTING ANY FRESHER." "IT'S ACTUALLY LOSING ITS QUALITY." " I'M COMING." "DON'T LOOK AT ME." " ANGELINA WANTED PEOPLE TO GO UP TO HER" "AND ASK HER TO COME." "WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT." "NOBODY'S GONNA CODDLE YOU." "YOU NEED TO STAND ON YOUR OWN TWO FEET," "AND SHE'S NOT DOIN' THAT." " [yawns] OH, GOD." " ¶ WELL, JUST BECAUSE ¶" "¶ WHOA, IT'S 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU ¶" "¶ AND I LOVE THOSE CRAZY THINGS YOU MAKE ME DO ¶" "¶ I DON'T MIND IF YOU WANT ME TO ¶" "¶ I DO, WELL, BABY, 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU ¶" " WHEN ANGELINA'S NOT IN THE GROUP," "IT'S DEFINITELY DIFFERENT." "THE ENERGY'S DIFFERENT," "THERE'S NO ISSUES, THERE'S NO PROBLEMS." "EVERYBODY'S SO MUCH HAPPIER THAT SHE'S NOT OUT TONIGHT." " SHE WINDS UP GETTIN' TO TANTRA," "LOOKING BEAUTIFUL AS EVER." "LIKE, THE GIRL'S GORGEOUS," "AND, UM..." "SHE LIKE KINDA MADE MY NIGHT." "I WANNA SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS I CAN WITH HER" "WHILE I'M STILL IN MIAMI." " I HAD A CHECKLIST OF MY IDEAL MAN." "I'M READY TO CREEP, YOU KNOW," "I'M READY TO GET IT IN A LITTLE BIT AT THE CLUB." "BUT I SEE NO CUTE GUYS." "I DID NOT FIND EVEN ANYBODY CLOSE" "TO A GORILLA JUICE HEAD TONIGHT." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU ALWAYS GOTTA COMPROMISE." "AND I SEE THIS GUY, ALEX," "YOU KNOW..." "I'LL STEP OUTSIDE THE BOX, YES." "AS LONG AS YOU'RE TAN," "YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF BUILD TO YOU," "I'LL GIVE YOU A TRY." " SNOOKI WAS TOTALLY TONGUING DOWN SOME GUY" "WITH HER ASS IN THE AIR," "AND HE IS ANGELINA'S EX-GUY" "THAT ANGELINA BROUGHT HOME ONCE." "AND YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I'M JUST IN SHOCK" "THAT SNOOKI HAD THE BALLS TO DO IT." " I, UM, DECIDED TO LEAVE," "AND, UM, I WANTED TO PACK MY BAGS" "BEFORE EVERYBODY GOT HOME." "BUT AT THE SAME TIME," "I FEEL LIKE I WOULD HAVE NO BACKBONE" "IF I LEFT WHEN EVERYBODY WAS AT THE CLUB." "I WANTED TO SAY GOOD-BYE," "AND I WANTED TO TELL EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE" "I DIDN'T LEAVE BECAUSE OF THEM." "I LEFT ON MY OWN." " VINNY, WILL YOU SHARE A CAB WITH ME?" " [chuckling]" " ¶ BREAK IT DOWN LIKE THIS ¶" "¶ ¶" "¶ BREAK IT DOWN LIKE THIS ¶" " SWEATBOX..." "YOU CALL A TAXI CAB." " YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S..." " YEAH, IT'S HOT OUT." "YEAH." "[overlapping chatter]" " OH!" "OH!" "all:" "OH!" " OH!" "OH!" "all:" "OH!" " SHE REALLY IS LEAVIN'?" " OH!" "OH!" "OH..." "OH!" " YOU'RE LEAVIN'?" "THAT'S YOUR STUFF?" " YOU'RE LEAVING?" " ALEX." "WHAT, ARE YOU WITH HER NOW?" "ARE YOU?" "YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER?" " HUH?" " DID YOU KISS HER TONIGHT?" " NO, I DIDN'T." " SO I'M SITTING THERE, AND I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE." "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF EVERYONE." "SNOOKI WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR HOLDING MY GUY'S HAND." "I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CAME BACK HERE," "LIKE WITH HER." " YOU SHOULD HAVE COME TO THE CLUB TONIGHT." "WE HAD A GOOD TIME." " THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF [bleep]." "EVERYBODY'S FAKE." "SO I'D RATHER LEAVE." "WHY'D YOU COME HOME WITH HER?" " WE ALL CAME TOGETHER." " YOU DEFINITELY LIKE HOOKED UP WITH HER." "IT'S OKAY BECAUSE..." "IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME." "I'M JUST SAYING." " YO, HOW'S JOSE DOIN' ANYWAY?" " HOW'S JOSE?" " JOSE?" "OH, HE'S AWESOME." "WHY?" "WHOSE BUSINESS IS THAT?" "IS THAT YOUR BUSINESS?" "NO." "ALEX, HAVE FUN." " DON'T EVEN WALK INTO THIS KITCHEN." "GO AWAY." "GO AWAY." "GO AWAY." "WHY DON'T YOU HANG OUT WITH ANGELINA?" "guys:" "OH!" " GO HANG OUT..." " OH!" "[slapping counter, laughter]" " STAY OVER THERE." "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED OVER HERE." "I THINK ANGELINA LOVES MY SLOPPY SECONDS," "'CAUSE SHE GOES TO VINNY," "AND THEN SHE'S TRYING TO GO TO WHAT'S-HIS-NAME." "LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "IF YOU WANNA MAKE OUT WITH ME, JUST ASK." "I WILL SAY YES." "AFTER I HAD SEX WITH VINNY, YOU HAD SEX WITH VINNY." " I DON'T WANT YOUR SLOPPY SECONDS." " OBVIOUSLY, YOU DO WHEN YOU [bleep] VINNY." " NO." "NO." "YOU JUST BROUGHT HOME ALEX." "DID YOU HOOK UP WITH HIM TONIGHT?" "PROBABLY." "DO I CARE?" "NO." " ANGELINA, THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU," "BECAUSE YOU KEEP TALKING [bleep]." "SHUT THE [bleep] UP!" " NO, DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT THE [bleep] UP." " SERIOUSLY, EVERY TIME WE COME HOME," "ALL YOU DO IS" " I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]" "ABOUT ANYBODY IN THIS HOUSE." " YOU DON'T GIVE A [bleep] ABOUT ANYBODY IN THE HOUSE?" "WE'RE A [bleep] FAMILY." " ALL OF YOUSE IN THIS HOUSE ARE [bleep] FAKE!" "AND I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW" "THAT I CAN'T STAND ANY OF YOUSE!" "FAKE-ASS..." "ALL OF YOU!" " OKAY." "HOLD MY EARRINGS, PLEASE." " OH, YEAH, THIS IS WHAT'S UP." "THIS IS WHAT'S UP." " ¶ WE KEEP IT GANGSTER ¶" "¶ WE KEEP IT GANGSTER ¶" " DON'T DO THAT TO ME RIGHT NOW!" "I'M GONNA LEAVE THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW." "[overlapping shouting]" " OH, YEAH!" " I HAD TO MOVE THE TABLE" "BECAUSE IT WAS GETTIN' REAL SERIOUS." "I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO THE TABLE." "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" " OH, YEAH!" " GET OUTTA HERE!" " STOP!" "GET OFF!" " NOW, GET OFF HER." "[laughter]" " GOD, YOU ARE STUPID!" " STANDING IN ONE CORNER, 4'9", 2 INCHES WORTH OF POOF," "SNOOKI [bleep] CAPTAIN PALOOZI." "STANDING IN THE OTHER CORNER," "AT 322 POUNDS," "THE STATEN ISLAND DUMP." " BRING IT ON!" "BRING IT THE [bleep] ON!" " NEXT THING YOU KNOW-- ROUND TWO!" "[bell dings]" " BRING IT ON, BITCH!" " OH!" "HA HA!" " IT'S ONLY TWO GIRLS." " DON'T GET SNOOK!" " I'M STILL HERE!" "HEY, I'M STILL PRETTY!" "HEY!" " IT'S LIKE BEATING UP A BABY." "SNOOKI, LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "LIKE SHE'S SO TINY." "LIKE HER ARMS ARE LIKE TYRANNOSAURUS REX ARMS," "LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "SHE CAN'T EVEN GET A FULL REACH." "IT'S LIKE..." "YOU KNOW?" " IS THIS GONNA GO TO DECISION, OR IS THERE GONNA BE A KNOCKOUT?" "[laughter]" " AND ALEX, HAVE FUN WITH HER TOO, 'CAUSE..." "SORRY, SHE'S NOBODY." " GO..." "HOME!" "SHE'S CRAZY!" " [funny accent] WELCOME TO MY HOME." " AND HAVE FUN, GUYS." "OUT OF EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE," "I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE MY [bleep] TRUE FRIENDS." " YOU CALLED ME FAKE IN THE HOUSE BEFORE." " NO, LISTEN, I WAS UPSET WITH BOTH OF YOU." "I KIND OF FELT LIKE" "MAYBE SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE A HEART" "AS TO TELL ME NOT TO GO." "AND I KINDA WANTED THAT, AND I KINDA HOPED FOR THAT." "BUT, UM, OF COURSE I WAS WRONG WITH THAT AGAIN." " NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." "YOU WERE MY FRIEND" " AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND TOO." " OH, HELL, NO." "ANGELINA, LIKE..." "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "I HAVE BEEN MORE THAN A FRIEND TO YOU." "I WENT OUT OF MY WAY FOR YOU," "I GAVE YOU ENOUGH RESPECT TO BE COOL WITH ME, AND YOU BLEW IT." "I NEVER ONCE SAID I NEVER NOT LIKED YOU." "AND WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE, YOU TREATED ME VERY DIFFERENT." " NO." "MY FRIENDS" " LISTEN TO ME" " SAMMI, I ALWAYS TRIED TO BE YOUR FRIEND." "AND YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU GUYS HAVE NO HEART." " GET OUTTA HERE." " PEACE OUT, FAKE PEOPLE." " BYE!" " YO, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE 40." "GET SOME [bleep] BOTOX, BRO." " YOU'RE A [bleep] LOSER!" "TO CALL ME FAKE IS SOME-- IT'S JUST BLASPHEMY" "TO TALK AGAINST THE LEADER LIKE THAT." "IN OTHER COUNTRIES, YOU GET HUNG FOR THAT TYPE OF [bleep]." " OH, MY GOD!" " THAT WAS PRETTY INTENSE, THOUGH." " THAT WAS [bleep] NUTS." " AT THE END OF THE DAY, THERE WERE SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES" "FOR ANGELINA TO JUST BE LIKE LISTEN, I'M SORRY," "AND JUST START OVER." "WONDER WHAT'S [bleep] GOING THROUGH HER HEAD RIGHT NOW." "BUT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN." "SHE ENDED ON AN F-U NOTE, GOT HER ASS KICKED..." " TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH." "SHE WENT OUT WITH A BANG." "THAT'S FOR SURE." " OH, TOTALLY." "SIX OF 'EM." "AND I HONESTLY THINK IT'S FOR THE BETTER OF THE HOUSE." "ANGELINA DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE IN THIS FAMILY." " I FEEL BAD, HONESTLY." "I FEEL BAD." " WHY, THOUGH?" "EVERY FIGHT YOU GOT INTO IN THIS HOUSE" "WAS BECAUSE OF HER." " YEAH, BUT STILL YOU FEEL BAD BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL." " YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?" "SHE SPIT IN OUR FACE." " SHE SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE." " EVERYBODY SHE'S SPITTIN' ON..." " SHE SLAPPED YOU?" "AW..." " FOR NOTHIN' WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?" " ¶ TELL ME WHY SHE ¶" "¶ HAD TO BRING ¶" " CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR GUYS'S ROOM?" " YO, THAT'S THE STUFF." "YOU GOT MAD ROOM NOW!" "LET ME SHOW YOU, BRO." " ¶ TIME FOR HER TO WAKE UP ¶" " WE HAVE A TWIN BED." " OKAY." " BUT I'M ACTUALLY GONNA REMOVE THIS BED" "DUE TO DISEASES." " OKAY." " ¶ SEEM TO HATE THE ONE ¶" " WE ALSO HAVE A WALK-IN CLOSET." "YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS SHELF, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS SHELF." "YOU ALSO CAN'T HAVE THIS SHELF." " OKAY." " BUT YOU CAN HAVE" "ALL ANGELINA'S SHELVES." " OH, [bleep], THE FLOOR?" " JUST THE FLOOR, BRO." " ¶ SHUT HER DOWN ¶" "¶ ONE BY ONE THE DAYS I COUNT ¶" "E ROOM" "SO SHE CAN'T COME BACK IN HERE." " THE BAD AURA IN OUR HOUSE IS FINALLY GONE." " WE HAVE A SITUATION." " I KINDA WANT TO TALK TO YOU." " ABOUT WHAT?" " YOU KNOW." " THIS IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST GIRLS" "I'VE SEEN IN MIAMI, DEFINITELY." "YU DON'T WANNA LEAVE A CHICK LIKE THAT BY HERSELF." " I SEE MIKE PULLS A ROBBERY." "I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO MY DUDE VINNY." " OH, MY GOD!"