"Sheng. what the hell is wrong with you?" "Reading this kind of magazine when there is a huge flooding in China." "Let me ask you this. "The party is my mother." "What's the phrase after that?" ""The factory is home to me"" ""l obey my mother"." "What's the next phrase?" ""l love this home"" "What's the next after that?" "Are you ready?" "C'mon!" "As Chinese people." "we have certainly gone through a lot of crisis." "We have to keep ourselves in shape" "So we can dive in to save people at any moment" "The longer you can hold your breath." "the more people will be saved." "Unlike useless people like you!" "Let's give 1 0 minutes of silence in honour of the flood victims in Eastern China." "Sheng. what's wrong with you?" "You've lasted even shorter than yesterday's record" "How do you expect to save the victims during the flood?" "What if there are floodings in other parts of China?" "How will you handle it?" "The water in the Eastern China isn't that salty." "And these people haven't taken showers." "The water stinks" "Alright!" "We will have diving practice this afternoon." "You are so useless." "You will never understand the hardship without trying it." "I never tried?" "I can dive into the water for an hour long" "Let me show you now" "Don't call me up for less than half an hour." "It's not half an hour yet." "I'm saving lives here." "I have to be quick and nimble. right?" "Why would I have to stay underwater that long?" "After saving." "I needn't stay so long" "I'll demonstrate again." "See?" "I just saved another." "Call me up to rescue next time." "Commissioner Cheng. an urgent call from Central" "Come with me" "Comrade" "Comrade Shih-nan" "How is your first impression of the Capital?" "The Capital is very grand." "Tiananmen Square is grand as well." "Right. it's big enough for dozens of tanks to scroll by" "The chief will be making a visit to Hong Kong very soon." "You'll be making all the arrangements." "It's such a difficult task." "Hong Kong has all sorts of bad people." "They've got United Democrats." "CRC's." "Lu Ping..." "Lu Ping's our man." "Not Lu Ping." "They are always opposing us and causing a big ruckus." "And those malicious mudslingers putting up posters with improper slogans." "The way I see it is." "if the chief insists in coming to Hong Kong." "He would have gotten fed up with the place." "Don't go to Hong Kong!" "Hong Kong gangsters are cold-blooded murderers." "Do not go!" "I knew that." "The Central Government has given him permission since he insisted on going." "What if he talks behind our backs?" "Right!" "Good point." "Also. keep this on the down-low." "Ensure his safety throughout the trip." "I've assigned this mission over to you." "Okay!" "Shih-nan. are you educated?" "I am an arts graduate from the University of Zhong Shan." "I am also a graduate of the National Q.i-Kung (Breathing Control) Institute." "As well as. foot massage university in which I graduated with honours." "and Hunan's..." "Okay then!" "Then you are well educated." "Have you read over Mao's quotations?" "Mao's quotations?" "I can even recite it backwards too." "Recite some for me." "Very well." "Q.uotation Mao's" "I can even recite the dictionary backwards as well." "Nairy Diction" "Are you being a rebel?" "Fine." "Sheng. what's your educational background?" "I studied in university... without completion." "How far did you get to?" "I'm still applying." "Even though my education is not high enough." "but I do have extra-sensory perception (ESP)." "Watch this." "Stop it!" "Okay!" "Stop tricking us with your magic." "Read over the data closely." "Then. be on your way to Hong Kong." "And prepare the chief's itinerary." "Sure." "1.2.3." "Eat... 1. 2. 3." "Eat... 1. 2. 3." "Eat..." "So. when exactly are we eating." "Auntie?" "Do you understand?" "Yes." "Then. you may now eat." "You both finished the 8th portion." "would you like a 9th portion?" "No need!" "We're not that greedy." "The food's not bad." "We would like to give compliments to the chef." "That's okay." "It won't be necessary." "Your western candy cakes are really delicious." "Really?" "Really?" "Why haven't I tried it yet?" "I can't call it a complete meal without one." "You don't have any?" "Oh. no!" "It's these!" "You eaten 8 of these wet napkins?" "It's alright." "Miss." "Please take them away." "Good riddance!" "It's an earthquake. right?" "We're sinking!" "Sinking?" "Only ships would sink." "Attention. all passengers." "I'm the captain of this flight" "Our flight is currently encountering some technical difficulties" "Engines 1 and 2 have broken down." "Take a look to your right if you have any doubts." "Y es. yes..." "The plane will turn over this way." "Please don't do that." "We can still fly with engines 3 and 4" "But.." "So it will cause 1-2 hour delay before arrival to the destination point." "Better to be late than never." "We'd be lucky if we arrive late." "The plane that my classmate's elder brother sat on. crashed into a mountain." "Over 900 dead bodies were discovered." "Are you exaggerating?" "What kind of plane can carry that many passengers?" "It crash-landed to a cemetery." "Oh!" "The hell with you!" "Ladies and gentlemen." "we are experiencing a serious problem." "There has been a mishap." "Engines 3  4 have also broken down." "What do we do now?" "Don't worry!" "Engines 1  2 aren't working." "Our arrival is delayed by 1-2 hours." "Now that Engines 3  4 aren't working." "we'll only be delayed by 3-4 hours." "And we're not in that much of a rush." "But none of the engines are working." "The plane will fall." "We're gonna die!" "Let's think of an escape route and get out of here!" "I've got an idea!" "When the plane is 4 feet from the ground." "we jump out of the plane." "Then. we just bounce out of the plane when it's approaching near the ground level." "Then. we're safe." "Fine." "You try your method." "I'll think of another solution." "Comrade. can you lend me one of the parachutes?" "Put it on." "Can I lend it?" "Thanks!" "Captain. can you hear me?" "We are going to use the parachutes." "Can you open the gates?" "This is not an intercom." "And this is to wear on your head for protection." "What on earth are you doing?" "Skydiving with parachute for survival." "That's no parachute." "It's a life jacket." "That's not a helmet either. it's an oxygen mask." "We've shown you a demonstration yet you didn't listen." "You only cared to pay attention when the meals are available and the scheduling for movie." "or keep staring at me with perverse thoughts." "And you. what the hell are you doing?" "Can't you get back to your seats?" "The plane is alright now." "It's working." "It's alright." "Thank you." "Go back to your seat." "These people look as small as ants." "They are ants." "We're still alive." "Why do we see this man?" "Comrade. have we arrive to Hong Kong yet?" "Due to the engine problems." "we've been forced to land in CKS airport." "It's all fine now" "We're safe in the centre of an airport now." "Not centre of an airport." "This is Chiang Kai-Shek lnternational Airport in T aiwan." "Taiwan?" "Are you okay?" "Y es." "I'm fine." "Please have your passports ready for security check." "Tear out all documents and passport in pieces" "Why?" "We've just landed in Taiwan." "Is Taiwan liberated?" "No. we can't reveal our identity." "What do we do if we get arrested by Kuomintang?" "What about the People's Daily newspaper?" "Tear it." "What about the people's currency (RMB)?" " Tear it." "What about the people?" "Tear it." "What are you talking about?" "You won't get it." "Can you tear it into smaller pieces?" "Like this." "Are they torn yet?" "What do we do with it?" "Swallow it." "I can't do it." "Why not?" "If the Kuomintang found all these documents." "the Chief can be in danger. you know?" "My life will be endangered if I swallowed." "What are you afraid of?" "These documents are made out of wheat." "It's beneficial for your health." "Eat it." "Sheng. my digestive system is not functioning properly these days." "Be a good boy and eat my part of it too." "In case you get held captive." "you know what to do?" "Just look at my eyes for signal" "Right." "Just stay silent." "Hurry up!" "Finish it." "Have your passport ready. sir" "Please have your passport ready for inspection" "Are you alright?" "I'm in pain." "Are you giving birth?" "Look at this pretty girl." "She's so cute." "Look at her face." "She must be very gentle and sweet." "She would make a good wife and mother." "Who are you?" "I'm Chiang Da-Yung from the National Security Board." "Your last name is Chiang?" "Since your passport is missing and the fact that you are sick." "I will be looking after you." "Where's my assistant?" "He's gone to the washroom." "So you're really a public security officer from Mainland China?" "Don't tell me that you've eaten all your documents. have you?" "Yes." "I've swallowed your documents." "Your documents are laminated." "It's indigestible." "It will come out completely intact." "If that's true." "then you are the first female public security officer from China who has arrived in Taiwan." "I am the first one" "A T aiwanese who's discovered a female public security officer." "Stop it!" "I am not your prey." "According to the Geneva Convention." "there are no persecution of POW's." "No..no..no!" "Putting personal feelings aside." "you are guests of the Taiwanese people." "An honoured guest in the Republic of China." "I will seek for permission to arrange first-class hospitality for you." "Taiwanese politics is in such a chaos." "There are even fist fights in meetings." "It's unlike any meetings in our country." "In contrast. every delegate would agree in our National People's Congress." "There would be no disagreements." "Allow me to introduce you to Premier Li of our Executive Council" "Execution?" "Who will be executed?" "Not execution." "I said Executive Council" "Our Executive Council is like your State Council" "What?" "Executive Council is like State Council" "One country. two Councils?" "What are you people up to?" "On behalf of the ruling party of Taiwan." "I would like to know if you have any requests." "We've got lots." "First. suppress the T aiwanese independence movement." "Otherwise." "Hong Kong." "Macau." "Tibet and the Manchurians would request for independence as well." "It's not going to happen." "We cannot accept this request." "Why not?" "You are not afraid of the Liberation Army?" "You are intervening with internal affairs of foreign countries." "Taiwan is a part of China." "Taiwan is ruled by Chinese from Taiwan." "You're rooting for T aiwan independence." "You're out of your mind." "Fine!" "Then I'll attack you with silkworm missiles" "I can use patriot missiles to strike your missiles" "Do you have any Patriot missiles?" "I have money to purchase it." "I'll use MlG-29 to bomb your patriot missiles." "I'll use F 16 to fight your MlG's." "F 16?" "You bought that too?" "Yes. we bought the Wasp." "M 1 tank and bombs." "Be careful with it!" "It's destructive." "Don't worry!" "Our liberation army is unbeatable." "We also have a troop of Liberation Army." "For real?" "We bought that too." "You bought liberation army troops too?" "Well of course!" "They're just kinda shoddy." "Let's take him down!" "Go ahead!" "Alright!" "Let's do this." "Calm down!" "That man on TV!" "We'll handle it from here." "Dean." "The food will be coming shortly." "Help yourself. auntie." "No can do!" "We can't permit ourselves to drink water from the Kuomintang." "We cannot eat food coming from the Kuomintang either." "Members of the Communist party should have moral integrity." "How about air coming from the Kuomintang?" "We must filter their air." "If its from the Kuomintang." "I will inhale it in my stomach and exhale it out." "See if you can do it yourself!" "Let's see if you can train your own tolerance." "Tanks!" "Here come the tanks!" "What tanks?" "The noise is coming from the grumbling of your own stomach." "It's just your own imaginations." "What hunger?" "I'm not hungry." "Frankly speaking." "I am offended over Taiwan's capitalist society." "I can't hold it any longer." "I'm too hungry." "I'm passing out." "No." "You can't eat." "It's a matter of the party's reputation." "Okay." "Sheng." "How about this?" "Shut your eyes!" "Then you'll have no temptation of food when you lose sight of it." "Don't you remember?" "When I babysat you. you would fall sound asleep." "Will this work?" "Sure!" "Give it a try." "Take your time and eat." "And have some good sleep after you're full." "Orders have been given from the superiors." "I'll take you guys on a sight-seeing tour of Taipei tomorrow morning." "Sight-seeing. sight-seeing." "Have your meal and take it easy." "Auntie." "Were you secretly eating?" "I wasn't eating." "I was just afraid that it would be poisoned." "I saw how you were starving so I had to do a taste-test for you." "But I would definitely not eat this." "This is our presidential office building." "You're taking me out to see Li Deng-Hui." "Please. don't do it" "I still haven't made any contact with Comrade Xiao-ping." "President Li has no time to see you." "In fact." "I can decide to meet with him or not" "How about this?" "I'll treat him for dinner tonight." "Do me a favor and set up a reservation for me." "President Lee really has no time for you." "Never mind." "I'm pretty busy tonight as well." "I'll have to speak with Comrade Xiao-Ping through the telephone." "Auntie. what did you just say?" "Did you think before you speak?" "Cheers" "Tonight." "I shall drink 20 glasses for each and every one of you." "Great!" "Great!" "It's meaningless if it's just drinking." "Let's play some drinking games instead." "Ms. Cheng." "Do you know how to play the star game?" "Play something else." "This one is no fun." "Well. however you like it. what will we play?" "You know any Japanese drinking games?" "Yes" "Let's do it!" "You lost." "You have to drink" "Again!" "Bottoms up!" "Bottoms up!" "Well done" "Again!" "Okay" "Chug it down!" "Asshole!" "They can understand Cantonese" "Asshole." "Are so?" "Are so?" "Why would they understand?" "Come again!" "Sheng. my neck!" "I don't understand why you would pull out a rock three times in a row." "Making the same move thrice in a row." "Well." "I wanted to set up a trap on him." "You lost." "Now. drink!" "Drink!" "You dare not to face me after losing?" "Why says I don't dare myself to face you?" "I've even twisted my neck." "I know I've lost." "Therefore." "I'll drink to that." "Damn it!" "Since you like to drink so much." "then I'll chug it down with you!" "No more drinking game." "Don't bother me" "Chug!" "Each of you must drink a bigger sip with me." "Now I'm drinking with you. you like it eh?" "Good!" "We'll drink with you" "Come on" "Come on!" "Bottoms up!" "Bottoms Up" "Nice." "All done?" "It's your turn." "Drink up." "I'm Sheng." "So what if you're Sheng?" "Sheng doesn't need to drink?" "Come on" "Sheng." "Sheng." "What's up?" "What time is it?" "Why didn't you wake me up?" "I did." "I left you a note." "Do you think that a note can wake me up?" "What is this place?" "This is the home of Uncle Yung." "Why are you calling him Uncle?" "Does he have any relation with us?" "What the hell happened last night?" "You better start by telling it from the beginning." "We started with rescuing the flood victims." "Then we were ordered to go the Capital." "Closer" "Then. our flight had encountered some problems with the engine and we landed in Taiwan." "Closer than that." "While I brushed my teeth and rinsed my face." "you screamed out loud." "That's a bit too close." "Start from last night." "Last night." "Uncle Yung brought us to that" "Mei Hsiang Restaurant for dinner." "You drank with Mr. Chen" "Then. you drank with Mr. Cheung" "Then. you drank with a triad gang and went on to drink with another gang." "You just drank and drank." "And it came to more than a dozen cups." "Then what?" "Then I lost consciousness." "How would you lose consciousness when I'm drinking?" "Well. since I see you getting so elated." "I drank a bit too so..." "Crikey!" "Impossible!" "I don't even know these people." "Why would I start drinking with them?" "You must be dreaming" "Not at all!" "I remembered it very clearly." "Clearly?" "So. did you remember the color of the alcohol?" "It was colourless." "Exactly!" "Experts say that everything is colourless in dreams." "I have a mighty suspicion that the Taiwanese have drugged our food." "He must have held me closely when I lost consciousness." "Brought me home and put me to bed gently." "Then. he'd turned on his record player and played Mozart's 8 Major." "Then. he poured a glass of champagne under the candlelight." "While I sleep completely defneseless." "there was a heavy rain storm outside of the house and a torrid scene inside. you know?" "Auntie. isn't that just your imagination?" "More or less" "Women have a great sixth sense." "Did you sense that the Taiwanese guy had an interest in me?" "And he makes no bones about it." "It was a rare opportunity for him last night." "No man would have missed that." "Uncle Yung isn't that kind of person." "Taiwanese rubbish is like a gem to you." "Yeah!" "Well." "I did find a steam iron in the garbage bin." "So what exactly did happen last night?" "I must find out the truth." "Well. you do that." "Auntie!" "I'm going to pack up." "Something feels weird about my chest." "Impossible!" "Why do my undergarments feel so fresh?" "What's wrong?" "Practicing your voice so early in the morning?" "Here!" "Have a rinse." "What's the matter?" "What is done cannot be undone" "Chiang." "I'm going to beat the living crap out of you." "I'll kill you for this." "A vengeance for all the women who have gone through this kind of insult." "What are you talking about?" "You have ruined the purity of this body." "It's just like taking away the dreams of a young girl." "Without a dream. she is finished." "Without her" "The proletariat will be lacking a nail." "Without her. socialism all around the globe would never be liberated." "Think about it." "Do you think they'll do nothing about it?" "Will their soldiers stand without a fight?" "Your three minutes of fame in exchange for unity with the motherland." "Is that what you want?" "How can you frame me for this?" "So you're not admitting you've done last night?" "What did I do last night?" "The record player." "Mozart." "champagne and the candlelights." "What are you talking about?" "I don't get it." "What record player?" "What Mozart?" "Then. how about this?" "This." "I'll admit to." "So. now you admit it." "Very well." "Then. what exactly happened last night?" "How did it end?" "Alright." "Listen to me." "You and Sheng were completely plastered last night." "I feared the press would see it as a joke." "So I've brought you two over to my place." "And then..." "Yes." "You were screaming as soon as you got in." "What was I screaming about?" "You took it as it was a wedding night." "What?" "You even held me tightly and forcing me to kiss you." "What?" "What?" "I tried so hard to push you away." "What?" "What?" "Then you vomited and stank up the place." "So the best I could do is give you a change of clothes." "So you've only changed my clothes?" "Y es" "Even though I am oblivious to pleasing the ladies." "I know how to treat people with proper respect." "Even though I don't understand the concept of sexual relationships." "I know that this kind of relationship is better if it was mutual." "And it can be done only after a legal marriage." "Changing your clothes seems like committing a huge crime." "Besides." "I even turned off the lights." "You did this under the dark?" "I did lit a lighter." "So you saw everything." "Nothing special." "What?" "No." "I'm saying that I didn't see anything." "Even if I did. it was nothing." "Now you owe me a big favour." "Tell me the positions of the missiles in Taiwan" "What are you saying?" "Tell me about the deployment of missiles in Taiwan." "I wouldn't know and it's no deal." "Fine!" "Then. tell me the secrets to the death of Chiang Jing-Guo." "There's no secret to it." "Everybody knew that he died of diabetes." "Nothing really happened between us?" "No!" "Shouldn't you know better than this?" "I wouldn't know since I've never tried it." "Would you like a check-up with the doctor?" "No thanks!" "I don't trust your doctors." "Also. when you said What is done cannot be undone earlier." "what do you mean by that?" "I've prepared some rice for you to eat." "I can't help if you want to eat porridge" "The rice is now cooked." "Sorry." "I can't send you off." "I'm too sentimental." "Not a big deal." "Goodbye" "Bye" "We're not enemies. right?" "No" "Are we friends?" "Definitely" "Are we..." "No" "Bye" "Farewell" "Following the rapid changes of the world." "our overseas agents are taking greater responsibilities." "The protection of Chief Chien's life is in our hands" "And so are the properties of our Hong Kong brethren." "Each of you secret agents have been working in Hong Kong for a very long time." "So you must be all familiar with Hong Kong by now." "Althought it's a private visit to Chief Chien he is the NPC chairman after all." "So I've prepare to give him a 21-gun welcome" "We don't have 21 guns" "Doesn't that Jardines company fires everyday?" "That's right but that company is British." "Well then..." "Auntie. the guys from the HK Police Politics Division have arrived." "Alright." "Meeting dismissed" "Get all the profiles on the politics division ready for me as soon as possible." "Auntie. the politics division." "My name is Shih-nan Cheng" "How are you?" "Good morning" "Sit down." "Thank you" "Translate for me." "Sheng." "I'm Inspector Lui of the politics division." "I'm a mixed breed." "Chinese and British." "I'm mixed by province." "Guangdong and Szechuan." "What about you?" "I'm mixed by city." "Fu-shan and Boom-gun." "It's Chan-jiang. not Boom-gun." "You're not mixed with anything but nonsense." "Since you're from the politics division." "you must be very knowledgeable with politics." "Have you read any works of Marx-Lenin and Mao?" "I've read a lot of horse racing guides." "How about Comrade Deng's No. 2 works?" "Never." "So the politics division know nothing about politics." "What exactly does the politics division do?" "We used to monitor all Chinese officials' activities in HK and now. we are required to protect all Chinese officials in HK" "It's good that you have rectified from your past mistakes." "For Chief Chien's visit." "we have prepared a place for him to stay." "You guys will be responsible for his security." "The main purpose of his visit is for the sake of revisiting nostalgic grounds." "But before he arrives to each of these places." "we must make preparations in advance." "Not bad." "It smells like Chungnanhai." "Do a search." "Sheng." "What are you searching for?" "By the way. don't install any bugging devices." "Something's missing." "What's missing?" "A spittoon." "Jot that down for me." "Alright." "I'll buy it right away." "You've joined into the politics division to get British aboding rights?" "No worries!" "Stay here to usher in 1 997." "As long as you don't bad-mouth about the country." "do any harm to the country." "oppose the party in any way." "or perhaps even watch any movies that insults the party and the country." "made no participation in the protest in Q.ueen's Road." "then I assure you that you will have a bright future." "However. if you have done any of the above and feel regret." "you may apply for public housing." "But if you have done it without any regrets and insist on it." "That would be worse." "We won't feed him." "We'll deprive them of their human rights." "Are we there yet?" "This bed is comfortable." "I hope the chief won't be put to eternal sleep." "Of course. he won't." "Let's see if this one is harder." "What kind of facilities do have here?" "We have just installed the state-of-the-art air conditioning system." "It emulates the same temperature and humidity as if he were in Beijing." "Also. satellite TV system has been specially set up to exclusively broadcast Central TV." "The chief will feel much at home." "Sister. sister... are you awake?" "Did I sleep?" "Did I sleep." "Sheng?" "I don't know because I fell asleep too." "Why you..." "Since I took over this mission." "I haven't taken any afternoon naps for awhile." "Carry on." "No. it's not right." "It's pretty embarrassing." "To sleep during work like that." "Sister. this is Brother One." "He is the most famous chef in Hong Kong." "He has specifically prepared a menu for Chief Chien." "Brother One. show the menu to the lady." "Let me see." "What's this?" "Gourmet!" "Deer antlers. 1 kg of yellow wine." "half kg of white wine." "Immerse the antler in white wine" "Pour out the white wine." "then cook the antlers with yellow wine." "One dose of yellow wine per day." "3-5 consecutive doses." "Do not indulge in sexual activity while taking it." "Sorry. sorry" "For potency?" "What was that just now?" "An aphrodisiac" "A sexual drug?" "This is outrageous!" "Are you openly trying to create two China's?" "We're going to have a negotiation with the triads there" "We've been here before." "Also for negotiation." "Since you're familiar with the place." "you'll be in charge of security." "No need for that." "We're quite experienced on dealing with triads." "You may be experience but I do not have any confidence with you." "Inspector Lui." "There's something I don't understand." "This Old Chin of yours..." "It's Chief Chien." "This is how we salute old comrades." "Then how about Chi Peng-Fei?" "Chief Chi. please don't joke around with that." "Why does the chief insist on coming to Tsimshatsui East?" "He missed that place" "He has once lived in Hong Kong during the war." "We will head over to his old home for a look later." "Frankly speaking if anything goes wrong in Chief Chien's secret visit in the south." "Hong Kong's economic will be collapsed" "Don't worry about that." "I sprang up in Tsimshatsui." "Inspector Lui." "Have a seat." "So what are you up to." "Inspector Lui?" "These are all the 'residential' leaders in Tsimshatsui." "How do you do?" "This is a police officer from Mainland China." "Your unit please?" "This is the owner of the Sun Yee On-Lock Security." "The landlord of Shop 14-K." "Understood" "Over there." "is the owner of the Sing Wo Convenience Store." "And this must be the owner of Woh Hap T o Candy Shop." "There is a vip coming to Tsimshatsui for a visit in a few days." "So we must ensure his safety." "It'll be safe." "Our hostesses are all medically certified." "You people have a nightclub that used to be a restaurant." "This vip has eaten there several decades ago." "So he must revisit the place for a tour." "So do cancel your lap dances and make it a folk dance night." "Let the mama-san do a drama and the ladies will do the flower drum dancing." "Cancel the karaoke and change it to a fund raising event for the flood in China." "The drinking games will be replaced with riddles." "All the snitches will go on vacation." "Otherwise. they shall be killed on sight." "Sister. you do know that natives tend to have the upper hand." "Excuse me" "Excuse me" "Excuse me" "We'll leave for your sake." "Inspector Lui." "Going back to Shenzhen for karaoke." "Let's go!" "Are you serious?" "What do you say?" "I am going to take you to the chief's room." "Will it be safe?" "Everyone's take on safety differs." "The room is now vacant." "but we. the Hong Kong police." "will be renting it for the time being." "Raise your head and take a look." "The surroundings are quite complex." "You'd better arrange a group of men to standby there." "Have them be on guard at each floor." "A group of men there. and of course." "another group up there." "I think we'll need a batch at the rooftop as well." "The building across is high" "But it's a safer bet to place one man at each floor." "The ground level should be packed full of guards too." "It's safer that way." "What's the fuss?" "For the sake of safety. there's no other way." "Can this be arranged?" "We went through the crooked route before." "After 40 years of the national foundation." "we've made remarkable progress." "Like with sport events. for instance." "excluding the political events." "We've won three championships in girl's volleyball." "First Olympic gold medal by Xu Hai-Feng" "Chu Jian-Hua made a world record in the high jump." "Girls swimming team breaking out of Asia." "Michael Chang won the French open championships." "Including Michael Chang?" "Well. he is Chinese." "But he is American-born." "We've made strides in reconstruction too." "And that includes the Yangtze Bridge." "the Mao Tze-dong monument." "the Daya Bay Nuclear Plant and the Y angtze Bridge." "You've mentioned the Yangtze Bridge already." "I repeated it to emphasize its importance" "And also." "the Great People's Hall and the Great Wall." "The Great Wall was built by Emporer Qin." "We had to restore it." "And the White Swan Hotel." "Honey Lake." "China Tour and China Travel Service" "That's enough!" "Nobody has said they had anything against you." "But one evil ruins everything" "Give me a second." "What is it?" "Hello, ma'am." "Could you take a minute?" "Excuse me." "I'm Inspector Lui of the Royal Hong Kong Police." "Here's my badge." "Commissioner Lee Kwan-Ha has asked me to send you a greeting." "Our colleague has contacted with you about 2 days ago about renting your room." "May I come in?" "Please come in." "Thank you." "Are you a real estate agent or a police officer?" "Not an ounce of power you have." "Sometimes. courtesy is strength." "For the safety of Chief Chien." "I think we'll need to have this mountaintop filled with guards." "The woods over there also need to be filled with guards." "And over there as well." "Put security guards all over the place." "All visible areas must be heavily guarded." "Do we need men at the top?" "It depends on the situation." "You rich Hong Kong people are incredible." "Always too lazy to walk." "And now. they pay to walk around here." "What kind of uniform are we required to wear." "playing this kind of sport?" "It's okay." "It's not necessary." "You can play dressed like that." "Don't lie to me." "If you are lying. we'll wear it right away." "We are very serious people." "Of course I'm not deceiving you." "You can dress like that while you're playing." "Like this?" "How do you play this?" "Use this club to get the ball into the hole." "That bloody hole?" "Be nice." "Sheng." "What fun is it to play like this?" "Give it a try and you'll know." "It's very fun." "Really?" "Hit it like this?" "Why is your nose bleeding?" "It's too windy." "Hit it!" "You're good for nothing!" "I'm not playing!" "Let's go look at the tennis courts." "How is it?" "You lied to me." "What did I lie about?" "They do have uniforms." "Come." "Sheng." "Why don't you let me try on your clothes." "Auntie?" "It's not that I'm not giving it to you." "Sheng." "Auntie is only protecting you." "If we encounter new things." "Auntie will try it first." "Just to prevent you from carrying any disadvantages." "Besides. you're wearing name brand clothing." "And you bought this watch. didn't you?" "Inspector Lui" "For the sake of the chief's safety." "I think this surrounding..." "Yes." "I know." "Gather men to standby at this mountaintop. right?" "Place more men on that mountain." "Place more men in this house." "Place some men at this mountain." "That's much better." "Now that things are set. wanna play ball?" "Good idea." "Can you play?" "Let's give it a try!" "Start learning." "Sheng." "Yes" "Sheng. you need to move around more." "I'm not making enough moves?" "You didn't move at all" "The Chief is like that" "Do you two even know how to play?" "Are you playing tennis or are you just dancing around?" "Everyone has their own of style." "You gotta hit the ball to my side." "Are you alright?" "Our styles and standards are different." "I forfeit." "Alright." "Since you forfeit." "These flowers are beautiful." "Thanks!" "In today's lucky draw." "even numbers win and odd numbers will be penalized." "Our prize is this big Snoopy sponsored by Eddie." "Excuse me. have you seen an awkwardly dressed mainland lady?" "I haven't seen any awkwardly dressed mainland lady but there is one who is brillantly dressed." "Welcome" "What's so funny?" "Why are you dressed like a bridesmaid?" "Well. you did say you're taking me to a ballroom." "Ballroom is like a banquet." "So obviously. you'd have to dress formal." "I didn't expect a gathering for fans to meet their favorite singer." "I told you not to dress up so seriously." "I wouldn't be successful if I didn't." "You're looking seriously crimson too and in bloody red." "Like blood from a gunshot wound." "Besides." "I am well dressed." "What did you do from behind?" "I must cover up some of my bare parts." "Alright!" "Mr. Lee Ka-Shing will feast Chief Chien in this ballroom secretly" "You can look around now." "Tell me what you need." "Give it a try." "Will you give him a round of applause?" "1. 2. 3!" "Crush!" "The kitchen will have to be arranged for security." "The washrooms will be sealed." "No one is allowed to enter." "The washroom will also require surveillance cameras." "The chief is an old man." "No one would be aware if he fell unconscious." "If the number we draw out is an odd numbers. the holder will be punished by singing an English song" "English song?" "Are your old symptoms coming back." "Auntie?" "Our lucky winner is number 1 17!" "Please come up." "No. 1 17" " Who is it?" " What's wrong?" "It's alright." "I don't sing." "However." "I am required to check out the surrounding at a higher position." "Sheng." "let's go to the stage" "Why won't you come up." "No. 1 1 7?" "Who..." "Hey. this way please" "Don't be shy" "We must scope out the surroundings." "Why are there two of you." "No. 1 1 7?" "Which English song will you sing for us. miss?" "We're not here to sing." "What English songs are there." "Sheng?" "Pick one." "Wind Flower" "Since you like it so much." "then we'll sing Wind Flower." "Wind Flower. it is." "You two take over the stage." "I think there's a lot of loopholes at this entrance." "Wind flower." "My father told me not to go near them" "He fear them always said they carried him away Your turn" "Wind flowers." "I couldn't wait to touch them to smell them" "I held them closely now I cannot break away" "Their sweet bouquet disappears" "Like the vapor in the desert take a warning son" "I can't pronounce some of the words here." "Just roll up your tongue then you'll be fine." "Just roll it up?" "Wind flower." "My father told me not to go near them" "He said he fear them always." "And he told me that they carried him away" "Now sing together" "Wind flowers beautiful wind flowers." "I couldn't wait to touch them" "To smell them I held them closely and now..." "I cannot break A.W.A.Y" "Their sweet bouquet disappears like the vapor in the desert." "So take a warning son" "Wind flowers" "That's not how you vibrate." "Look at me who lingers near them" "Ancient windflowers." "I love you" "Did we sing well enough?" "Where are they up to?" "Let's go." "Thank you" "Don't worry!" "It's okay." "We'll draw again." "Wind Flower" "We have an appointment with Lady Bai." "Who exactly are we meeting." "Auntie?" "We're meeting an old friend and a girlfriend of Chief Chien's." "That is the real purpose of his trip in Hong Kong." "It's a national secret." "Do not let the British Hong Kong government know about this" "It's a disgrace." "This place is beautiful." "Luckily for me that I've brought my VR (LV) handbag." "It's a perfect match." "So. you're Ms. Bai Su-Zhen?" "Yes." "And how did you know that I live here?" "Our intelligence division has long been computerized" "It won't be too hard to find you." "Chief Chien has requested that I would look for you." "He said that he really wanted to see you." "No." "I can't see him." "You look like you're doing pretty well now." "The Communist party isn't too shabby itself." "That's why this is the perfect time to meet." "Right." "Sheng?" "Sleeping again?" "No" "Allow me to write him a letter of explanation." "It's still not the perfect time to meet." "Tell him to take care of himself." "Otherwise. nothing can be achieved." "What's this?" "A bullet-proof vest" "Does this work?" " Of course" "It's for Chief Chien." "Chief Chien will wear this?" "Then." "I've got to give it a try." "Get ready." "Sheng." "It's okay." "Great!" "It's reliable." "Tell Chief Chien not to take it off even in the shower." "It's torn." "Let's take a look." "How is it?" "This coin saved me." "What's the matter with you people?" "Sister." "Someone's here looking for you." "Come in!" "Comrade Li Peng. is it?" "No." "Madam." "The person looking for you is right behind you." "Brother Yung" "Shih-nan" "Where are you doing here?" "Sister. he insists to see you." "He claims that he has some important information for you." "Information?" "What information?" "We've received word that someone plans to assassinate Chien Li." "Chien Li?" "Who's that?" "He knows about Chief Chien's visit to Hong Kong." "He also knows a lot of things that we don't even know." "Then. what do you know?" "I know that Chien Li will be flying from Beijing to Shanghai." "Then. he will take a train from Shanghai to Hangzhou." "after that." "he will fly from Hangzhou to Guangzhou." "And finally. he will take a boat ride from Guangzhou to Hong Kong." "Flights. train rides. flight again and boat ride." "Why use so many different means of travel?" "It's to keep it under wraps." "Then. is he coming today or tomorrow?" "It's not today. not tomorrow but the day after." "Morning or afternoon?" "Midday." "He's here to see his old lover." "Is his old lover male or female?" "Of couse it's female!" "Her name is Bai Su-Zhen." "Bai Su-Zhen?" "Never heard of her." "I've only heard of Brands Chicken Broth." "Bai Su-Zhen is her name." "She's an ex-queen in Nankai University." "Due to her father being a member of the Kuomintang." "she hasn't been able to see Chief Chien for half a century." "It's true!" "The assassin is Taiwanese." "He just arrived Hong Kong" "Our men will investigate this matter." "We'll keep you posted once we receive an update." "It's now crucial to stop Chien Li from surfacing." "It's a safer bet to believe it rather than disregarding it." "Can we ask Chief Chien to delay his trip?" "That's strange." "Our brethrens from Hong Kong and Taiwan show more concern for the motherland's leaders than us Mainlanders." "As always." "When the Hong Kong governor died." "we only gave 3 minutes of silence." "If anything happened to the motherland's leaders." "we Hong Kong people pray for ourselves." "Yeah!" "And if Chief Chien is killed by the Taiwanese." "Mainland China will have an excuse to invade Taiwan." "Taiwan cannot stand on its own." "Don't worry!" "If there really is a killer." "The killer wouldn't kill an old man without authoritative status who like to play tennis all day." "Chief Chien isn't one who deserves to die." "Killing has become irrational in these recent years." "Look at Ronald Reagan. the Pope." "John Lennon. and Elvis..." "Elvis wasn't murdered." "Yeah!" "Elvis was murdered by a man named Presley." "Isn't he a soccer star?" "He's a footballer." "No." "He is from the KGB." "Why would the KGB (KMB) bus company want to kill Elvis?" "No!" "KGB is the Soviet secret service." "Secret Service play soccer?" "No..." "Elvis is still alive." "Still alive?" "No wonder." "We saw a foreigner on the street the other day." "That must be Elvis." "No. sis!" "That was Leung Sing-Po. the actor." "We're talking about foreigners here." "How confused you are." "It doesn't matter if it's a live cat or a dead cat." "but never take the killer as a sick cat." "Find the killer if you please." "We're only here to protect the Committee Chairman." "Let's get back to work." "Sheng." "Your identities have been confirmed with the Interpol." "I'm Inspector Lui of the Politics Division." "You'll have to stay here and be stationed with us for the time being." "Do you understand Cantonese?" "Of course I do. stupid boy!" "How can your car fit in so many people?" "It's our secret" "Is anyone hurt?" "I know first aid." "Let me do it." "He is our spy." "No. he is our special agent." "He is our counter-spy." "He gets paid in RMB every month." "He got paid from us every month as well." "No. he is paid in HKD." "You can share the info." "The killer is male....fe...female..." "So is the killer male or female?" "A man and a woman...." "A female and a male..." "Is it a man and woman or a female and male?" "There's a difference." "He's dead." "Oh no!" "Not so easy." "He's just acting." "Wake up now!" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "He's just playing dead." "He becomes insane" "Wait a minute!" "He said a man and a woman..." "Or was it a female and a male?" "No!" "It's probably a man and a woman." "A female and a male." "Man and woman" "Female and male" "Man and woman" "First. it's a man and a woman." "Then. it's a female and a male." "Hey." "Fatso!" "Why were you going against orders last night?" "If the knave spread this out." "then you will never be able to avenge your grandfather." "Our trip to Hong Kong would be a waste." "I guess you no longer want to avenge your grandfather." "Fatso. do you remember the man who killed your grandfather?" "Alright!" "That's enough!" "Once our unfinished business is dealt with." "we will return to Taiwan." "Hong Kong's no fun!" "The killers are a duo." "One male and one female." "Don't be nervous." "I'm not nervous." "I'm a professional public security officer." "Got it!" "You figured out who the potential killers are?" "I just want to see your reaction" "Go to hell!" "I know the killer is now playing a game of mouse and mouse." "It's cat and mouse." "Cats and mice are natural enemies." "Only mice are friends with other mice." "You're talking bullshit at a time like this?" "Get me a man and a female right away!" "Go!" "Go faster!" "Go right away!" "Inspector Lui." "We caught a man and woman outside the Xinhua News Agency." "Really?" "Send them in." "Yes." "Do you understand Cantonese?" "No." "Sister. seeing how you are so tense." "I can't relax either." "You better speak up!" "Answer us!" "Answer us." "We will." "How'd you know he'll be here the day after tomorrow?" "How'd you know that Chief Chien will be coming to Hong Kong?" "How'd you know that he won't arrive by airplane?" "How'd you know he'll be arriving by truck?" "Do we really need to answer?" "Y es." "We knew nothing." "But since you've just told us." "we know about it now." "Sir. any one of your single move will affect everyone in T aiwan." "So please work with us." "In case you would like to reside in Taiwan." "Our government will award you $1 0 million in Taiwanese dollars." "If you don't tell us your objective in visiting the Xinhua News Agency." "we will bring you back to mainland and interrogate you there." "Why do you Hong Kong people show no concern about" "Chief Chien's safety. aren't you afraid?" "Professionally." "I am concerned." "Hong Kong people have gone through a lot of struggles." "And the 8 elderly wise men up in the Mainland can be resting in peace at anytime." "So there's nothing much to worry about at all." "We can't take our chances." "Lock them up." "We've arrived." "In Hong Kong?" "Yes." "Uncle Chien." "We've arrived." "Uncle Chien." "Uncle Chien. please take a rest here." "Your safety is in our hands." "Great!" "Go out" "Here!" "Please have some tea first, Uncle Chien" "Please contact Su-Zhen as soon as possible." "Okay." "Then." "I'll prepare your bed." "Who's this?" "Master. it's me!" "Sheng" "I know you are powerfully skilled in Chi Kung" "Shall you teach me?" "Your ESP is powerful. isn't it?" "It's not much." "If we gather energy together." "we shall be invincible." "If you wish someone to be healthy." "then just concentrate with your mind and transmit your desire to that person." "and he will be healed." "I want Auntie to be in good health and to be free from all female diseases." "Auntie." "I hope you will be as youthful and energetic as ever." "Be feminine. sweet. and charming." "Be coquettish. and don't hit me so often." "Be coquettish......" "Let's take a break for a bit." "What did you just do?" "Sorry." "Very well." "let's do it again." "Keep being coquettish." "and sentimental" "Keep being coquettish and charming." "What are you doing?" "Be coquettish" "What are you doing?" "I can't." "I can't!" "I can't......" "What are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "This place is haunted." "Brother. it was only a misunderstanding in time and space." "I have absolutely no intentions to philanderize with you." "If by chance. you have mental disturbance." "I am mentally hurt to the same degree." "Hope we can sort out our problems." "Bye!" "Let me tell you a secret." "Y es" "Forty years ago." "I met Su-Zhen at this very spot." "We had our first sexual experiences here." "Right here on this beach." "Mr. Chien?" "That's right!" "The skies above were our blankets." "The sands were our beds." "The moon were our lights." "We enjoyed our love sessions." "Where's Shih-Nan?" "Uncle Chien." "I know where she is." "She must be getting in her swimsuit right now." "There she is!" "No need to feel so awkward." "This is her habit." "There's no problem." "Uncle Chien." "I'll scout the location again." "What's so funny?" "I think the way you wear your bikini is very unique." "What's so special?" "It signifies the labour. farmer and soldier." "Don't follow me around." "Shih-nan. they're laughing behind your back." "But I won't do it." "No matter what you wear." "I still view you as beautiful and very lady-like." "You're hot!" "I will never laugh at you." "They're ignorant." "Is there a need to be overdo." "Auntie?" "Mr Chien. we can go now." "I still remember back in the old days when we were making out and enjoying ourselves." "Uncle Chien. all these years ago." "how could you be making out so much?" "Well. every youth is like that." "True." "Uncle Chien dedicated his life in revolution for many decades." "Never imagined that he can be such a faithful lover as well." "He is willing to take the political risk and come here just to see his old sweatheart." "In contrast." "I am quite loyal to my party but I have never been such an emotional person." "My love life has always been blank." "It's actually because your standards are too high." "Don't you know that someone's in love with you?" "Who can read my heart?" "Is he talking to me?" "Yes" "Do you think I set my standards very high?" "Why don't you just open your heart?" "I have yet to meet my lover." "Why don't you consider me?" "Luckily he can't hear us." "For sure he can hear that." "only those in telepathy can hear that." "Do you think only you two can use telepathy?" "I heard you." "Mr Chiang" "Girls are not trustworthy." "just like the Hong Kong Government" "He is quite cute." "Shih-nan." "We are using telepathy. aren't we?" "I think you've gotten fond of Mr. Lui." "What are you jabbering about?" "I'll give a phone call to Lu Ping." "You stay here." "Auntie Bai." "Mr. Chien really misses you." "I'm afraid he'd be striken with illness through deep disappointment if this continues to go on like that." "Please come with me to see Uncle Chien." "Let's not delay this any longer." "Alright!" "Tell him to meet me at our old rendezvous." "Great!" "I'll arrange pickup for you." "Mr. Chien will be visiting a movie studio tomorrow." "This film set was where Chief Chien and Ms. Bai first met." "He enjoys watching people filming movies." "However. in a complex film studio." "it's difficult to protect him." "I have checked the entire place." "There shouldn't be any problems." "What are they filming there?" "A swordplay epic." "You'll take care of the outer perimeter." "I'll take care of things inside." "I don't think it's going to be much help to just stand beside Chief Chien." "This is too lazy." "Right." "Sheng?" "That's why we have to stay focused and be more involved." "Auntie..." "What's the matter?" "Please don't look at me like that." "What's up with you lately?" "Always talk back at me nowadays." "Let's go!" "We'll have to start inspecting." "You go first." "Yung." "Let's go!" "Adding a few balls by the ears is like getting cancer." "Well." "I did tell you not to take so long to take your pick." "Why don't we just confine the studio." "and do a strict check on everyone?" "No need to disguise ourselves like this." "It's hard to avoid any mistake." "Disguising ourselves as stuntment will be advantageous to our inspection." "You've made me look like this." "If my Taiwanese brethrens saw this." "they would start laughing at me." "What's so funny?" "Back in ancient times. there were no Communism nor were there any Capitalism." "So. what's there to get so pansy about?" "You will take care of the area inside the villa." "We. the politics division." "will take care of the outside." "You idiot!" "This is too much of a risk for you." "You boss won't even back you up." "Is it worth the obedience to him?" "If anything happens to Mr Chien." "chances are. we'll lose our Chinese residency." "Then. move to Taiwan." "I'm more used to living in Tsuen-Wan." "Everyone who's worked with me before knows well that I don't like to crack a case in the perspective of a different role." "In the past." "I work in contemporary clothing." "But this time." "I need to dress in ancient costume." "A devoted Public Security should not let this chance slip away." "Good." "I can ensure with my chastity that your personal safety will not be in question after 1 997." "What if you lose your chastity before 1 997?" "Then. it'll be your own misfortune." "Assume your positions on the rooftops. stuntmen!" "Okay." "let's go." "Keep your motion gentle." "Otherwise. the roof will collapse." "No one's moving." "It's your balls that's moving." "Okay!" "Jump!" "No way!" "How are we supposed to jump with only one mattress to land on?" "Didn't you say you know some Shaolin style wushu?" "Well. you are aware that there are many branches of Shaolin kung fu. do you?" "I've learned the hardened skills." "not the light skill." "It's impossible to do this with one mattress." "don't you agree?" "You wouldn't need this bed since you know hardened skills. right?" "What do you mean I don't need it?" "Just place more mattresses here!" "Get one more for her." " Add some more!" "Add some more!" "..." " Don't be nervous" "Add some more!" "Now. will you jump?" "Okay." "Go!" "Is that okay?" "We can have one more take if you'd like." "I am not timid." "It's just that my courage fades on the first day of each month." "That was yesterday." "Only once a month?" "What a coincidence." "Thanks for all the hard work. guys." "Please have some rest." "Great." "Take that machine over there." "Have a seat." "Do you see that?" "Try crouching a little lower." "Pardon my interruption. sirs." "This is not our orthodox Shaolin swordsplay." "You should..." "I've been a little rusty at it lately." "Lack of practice." "Sorry." "Have the Shaolin ever accepted female students?" "Didn't you know that the Shaolin T emple is now co-ed?" "What's "Co-ed"?" "A school that have both male and female students is called "Co-ed"." "Turn around. okay?" "Come down along with your body." "Make your hits look more powerful and make it presentable." "Try again." "Did I scare you?" "My light skills are powerful." "Therefore. you weren't able to hear it." "I didn't say you were bad at it." "but it seems that this isn't the amount of strength you should pull off." "Are you sure?" "Show me a demonstration." "Sure!" "What was that all about?" "I've already killed a flying phoenix." "Didn't you heard that?" "I don't think you have enough foundation." "You're making me nervous by running back and forth like that." "Will you allow me to focus on a silent observation?" "You knew this stuff?" "Aren't you a martial artist?" "Jump up and come down." "This is the last." "So stay there and observe." "Pull your hands back..." "Hey. coach!" "What is it now?" "I'm not meaning to imply that your stance with the staff is bad." "but it's not obscure and unknown." "Is that so?" "Then. enlighten me." "Sure." "Much obliged." "Dragon Wags The Tail!" "One Country Two System." "The Four lnsistences." "The Old Tree Uproots!" "Guard Against Right." "Counter Left" "Fallen Leaves Under the Storm" "One Centre." "Two Basic Points" "The Last Blow." "Mao Tse-tung Mentality" "What's the meaning behind you losing your weapon?" "There's no need to fight once Mao's mentality kicks in." "Everyone should be dead from this blow." "Why don't we have a sparring match?" "Sure" "Freeze" "Go" "Halt!" "How dare you lay hands on Chinese Public Security?" "How dare you hit a Royal Hong Kong Police?" "How dare you hit a lnterpol of State Security?" "No......don't seize this" "Chief Chien." "Sir Run-Run Shaw would like to be acquainted with you." "This is my personal visit." "There's no need to bother him." "Okay." "Sheng" "This is the old rendez-vous that Lady Bai and I used to go to when we dated." "This place only had mountains back in the day." "Uncle Chien why did you always seem to choose such a rural place for your dates?" "Every youngster think alike." "Where's your aunt?" "I'm right here." "Uncle Chien." "What's the matter?" "The security work just got a little more complicated but I have settled these issues." "Uncle Chien." "let's watch the show over there." "Help him." "Why are they not fighting?" "They are not very good in martial arts." "First. they'll film it now." "Then. they'll add the special effects later." "It's not that we don't want to protect Chief Chien but we just feel so powerless." "What?" "Sister. this region is the base of the democrats." "These people are always opposing the Hong Kong government." "It's okay if they choose to write petitions and parade themselves with requests." "But if they kidnap Mr Chien as hostage in exchange for the jailed Democratic dissidents." "what are we going to do?" "We're in a really tight spot." "Chien has been separated away from Lady Bai for a very long time and he doesn't even know how she looks like right now." "We can find someone to impersonate Lady Bai." "That won't work." "Uncle Chien have spent several decades thinking of Cheng." "How can we bear to deceive him?" "Even if we can make the deception." "we couldn't feel content with this kind of act." "We can't deceive Uncle Chien." "Besides. we communists don't make lies." "Auntie." "Yeh Hsuan-ping is here to see you." "I'm busy." "Just give him an excuse for me." "She can't talk on the phone right now." "She just had a miscarriage." "Let me read the news for you." "Uncle Chien." "The Chinese insist in following their own path of socialism to continue with the Reforms and Open Policy." "They resolutely oppose the Bourgeois Liberalization..." "Stop right there!" "This article bores me." "Read some lighter news." "Alright!" "How about sports?" "Beijing beats Shanghai 2-0" "Hunan beats Hupei 3-1" "Shansi in a tied game with Shantung. 2-2" "Liaoning-Szechwan match was postponed due to bad weather." "See?" "Our newspaper is wrapped full of information!" "It's rather best for wrapping stuff." "Read some Hong Kong newspapers for me." "Hong Kong newspaper?" "Most of their articles are against the reform." "and they are full of sex and violence." "It's not that good." "It's still news." "How about this article?" "A low pressure region is expanding toward the south." "The weather forecasts that it is going to be cloudy. with winds blowing in from the southeast." "There will be intermittent raining and sunshine." "Eastern winds will overcome western winds." "The weather will be fickle." "We need to guard ourselves from the right but most importantly. oppose the left wing." "Are you out of your mind?" "May I come in?" "Have a seat." "Mr Chien. for the sake of your safety." "we suggest you not to meet with Lady Bai tomorrow." "Shih-nan has already spoken to me regarding this matter." "I came a long way here." "And I won't give up until I see her." "You still have a chance." "How much longer would you want me to wait?" "Until I'm blind?" "Deaf?" "Or perhaps I should see her when I become immobile?" "Then." "I'd rather not see her." "While my body is still in good shape." "we can still joke around. embrace and make out when we're together..." "Please don't joke around like that." "Uncle Chien." "I am serious." "Please take a seat. everyone." "I..." "Why are you shilly-shallying?" "I would like to express the concerns on behalf of the politics division that aren't granted British residency." "Lobbying?" "What concerns?" "We would like you to promise not to persecute us after 1 997." "There won't be any persecution after 1 997." "Hong Kong is going to be governed by people in Hong Kong." "We would like to maintain our current status." "Not a problem." "There will be no change within 50 years." "We are involved in a sensitive line of work." "We fear that there will be subsequential retaliation." "You people are over-sensitive." "We're just following orders." "Y es." "I've done nothing demeaning to China and its people." "I only participated in a protest march with a million other people." "I assumed it was a marathon." "I love my country and I use its products." "Look!" "I'm wearing the Goose brand." "Hey!" "It's your turn." "Have you done anything to oppose the motherland and its people?" "You should reflect this upon yourself." "If you have. feel free to confess in front of him." "He may grant you mitigation." "You can even become a mailman after 1 997." "Y es." "I have." "When I represented Hong Kong to play in the World Cup qualifications." "we had a match with China." "I accidentally scored a goal." "That goal eliminated China's chance to advance into the World Cup." "I regret it now to this very day." "After the 1 997 handover." "I wish I can represent China and score a goal for them" "In order to compensate for my sins." "Compensate for my sins!" "Compensate for my sins!" "Finished?" "Next!" "Hi." "Chief Chien!" "My name is Szeto Wah." "When my father named me." "He didn't expect that there's another Szeto Wah in Hong Kong Alliance in Support of Patriotic Democratic Movements of China" "I hope that Chief Chien can clear up the confusion to the upper levels for me." "I am not that Szeto Wah." "It's that simple." "It's not much of a resolution if you Hong Kongers are worrying so much." "Didn't Deng Xiao-ping once say this?" "It doesn't matter if you're a black cat or a white cat." "you're a good cat as long as you catch the rat." "It doesn't make a difference if you're Tom." "Dick or Harry." "Just as long as you're making money and doing good to society of the country. right?" "Pipe down. you guys!" "I understand the concerns from the fellow Chinese in Taiwan and Hong Kong." "The communists have done things that left people disgusted in the last few decades." "Just like the incident on 1 989." "minus 98 minus 12 minus 32." "It was horrifying and wrong." "You over-subtracted." "It equals up to 54." "You should add another 1 0. (6-4)" "I can perfectly understand your disappointments. and fears." "But please don't feel so hopeless and have some faith." "Ask not what your country can do for you." "Ask yourself what you can do for your country." "Chief Chien. we're only making a peaceful request." "We won't do anything too dangerous." "Let me tell you." "Democracy is not a gift but it's something to be fought for." "However. our party is very liberal." "You don't need to fight for it." "We'll give it to you." "How much do you need?" "Just tell me." "It's all yours." "Ready?" "This way please." "Hold on!" "There's one more person who wishes to see Uncle Chien." "Uncle Chien doesn't know it yet." "It's fine." "She's Uncle Chien's girlfriend." "The mentally challenged one next to her is possibly Uncle Chien's grandson." "Really?" "Well. that's enough talk for now." "Get in the car." "Please." "How do I look?" "You look fine." "Mr. Chien. amongst all the Chinese political leaders out there." "you are the cutest and most handsome of them all." "Uncle Chien." "Where's Lady Bai?" "Over there" "Excuse me." "May I take a look at that please?" "Sure" "He likes to play around with these." "Leave now." "Youngsters like you have no business." "prying into old men's affairs." "Get out!" "C'mon!" "Let's go together." "Let's go." "You too!" "Get out." "You should leave as well." "I'm here to protect you." "Don't worry!" "We won't do dangerous things." "Please don't tell them that you told me to leave." "It's you who don't want to disturb me as I chat with my lover. okay?" "Then I won't bother you." "Take your time!" "You got kicked out. didn't you?" "No." "I decided to excuse myself." "Do you still remember Tsai?" "The one who fell madly in love with you many years ago." "Ma'am. please follow me this way." "Uncle Chien wants to see you." "Thanks." "No." "Uncle Chien only wants to see you alone." "Uncle Chien" "That's her" "Long time. no see." "Take your time" "So that's why people say that love conquers all problems." "No matter how long the seperation. and distance sets us apart." "I agree." "Why is it so quiet inside?" "Why not?" "Watch your language." "Inspector Lui." "Just like last night." "when we were watching "Oliver Twist"" "you made bad remarks about the orphans and we haven't even reached halfway through the movie." "Take it easy!" "It's just a movie." "On the other hand." ""The old man and the sea" is too long." "I've left a souvenir in your purse." "Pass it over to me please." "I'm giving this to Chief Chien." "I forgot." "What do you want?" "I want to allow my husbands's grandson to personally take revenge for him." "Don't hurt Lady Bai." "Don't hurt her." "You won't be heart-broken." "If you aren't heart-broken." "then my only chance of happiness after all these years will be diminished." "Ask the two men outside to enter." "Yung." "Lui!" "Come in!" "Why not me?" "Why bother?" "It's official men business." "Are you possessed?" "I'm practicing Chi Kung." "You already have your ESP." "Why practice Chi Kung?" "He told me to teach him sexual chi kung." "Are you serious?" "You'll forfeit your virginity skills if you practice sexual chi kung." "Can sexual chi kung save the country?" "Well." "I have to think for myself." "It's worthless to remain a virgin for the country." "Is being a virgin really shameful to you?" "You wanted a wedding too." "Well. that's another issue." "You can still remain a virgin after marriage." "The most important part of weddings is the banquet." "If you continue to practice sexual chi kung." "then your future would be..." "You'll be sorry when you spawn a dim-witted child." "Hey. kid!" "How many fingers are there?" "Five." "Amazing!" "How many fingers now?" "What do you say?" "Ten" "Correct" "Don't be afraid." "We'll die together." "We can't let him die." "Not so loud." "Think of a way to get rid of these handcuffs." "It won't budge." "Do me a favor and stop provoking me. okay?" "I can't stand it anymore" "You've made me detest men for the rest of my life." "This isn't your first time." "You can't treat me like this." "Shut up or else I will shoot all of them to death." "Hey. kid!" "What's in your pocket?" "We can't have this here." "I'm going to have to confiscate them away." "No" "Uncle Chien will be very upset if he sees this." "Do you know who Uncle Chien is?" "Have you seen him on the news?" "It's useless." "Run!" "I want you to promise me that you will never see me again. okay?" "Alright!" "Let's think of a plan to save the people." "From now on." "I will definitely hate all the men in Hong Kong." "Never tried my Shaolin Magnetic Hands. have you?" "It's my turn. fatso!" "Freeze!" "Let him go!" "Or I'll blow his head off." "Uncle Chien" "Please spread my ashes all over Hong Kong after I die." "The happiest times I've ever spent in my life is in Hong Kong." "Even though you loved him." "it doesn't mean he loves you." "Shih-nan. just let her shoot." "It doesn't matter to me since I am already 85 years old." "Did you have any idea how many men have loved me and yet." "I've never returned their love?" "Then. am I to die?" "He's close to the age of death even if you don't kill him." "Thank you for saving my life." "No need to say more." "Are you alright." "Uncle Chien?" "I'm fine." "Please take care of her." "Very well." "Let's move." "Are you okay?" "You're okay as well?" "I'm fine." "Let's go in and get things straightened out." "Sheng. where have you been?" "One of the keys that the fatty used for attacks is enabled to open all locks." "We're rich!" "It's fine now." "Don't cry." "Didn't we say that we'll meet again very soon?" "Really?" "Yes" "Then." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Not that soon." "If you would like to." "we'll meet again in 6 months." "Take care." "Goodbye!" "Pleasant cooperation." "Inspector Lui." "Likewise." "I understand your concerns." "The politics division will soon be dissolved." "However. there is good news." "Your Chinese residency has been settled." "Call me anytime when you need it." "Thank you." "There's one thing I never managed to figure out." "Every time I come down here on business." "everyone who has worked with me." "has always developed admiration for me." "I'm really not kidding." "Just look at Yung." "You seem to be an exception." "You don't seem to have any interest in me this time around." "That's not true." "Perhaps I am interested in you but you wouldn't have known about it." "I just never told you that." "Really?" "But there is something that I've been meaning to ask you." "Are you always acting like a tomboy?" "No." "I have my gentle side." "It's just that our system is very different." "Alright!" "See you later!" "Thanks for the hospitality. dear brethrens!" "Our open-door policy will continue to reform." "We'll support you as always." "Farewell!" "Goodbye." "Uncle Chien." "Take care!" "Shih-nan." "Shih-nan" "Goodbye!" "Shih-nan."