"nearly 800 years ago monk bodhi came to china from india" "he stay in the royal palace for 3 years" "he then remained in the jinhua mountains mastering the art of kung fu" "after he died he was buried at mt xionger" "but later his remains were stolen" "and split in two halves" "later a rumour arose whomever possessed his remains could master kung fu and rule the martial arts universe" "since then many battles have been fought in a quest to contain the remains" "now the dark stone, a secret guild of assassins" "zhang haiduans residence" "zhang haiduan drizzle dark stone assassin le bin dark stone assassin" "zhang renfeng ministers son the magician dark stone assassin" "the wheel king dark stone clan leader" "the dark stone assassins have raided the ministers residence and killed him and his son renfeng amidst the chaos drizzle makes off with bodhis remains and disappears without a trace" "some years later.... the capital" "are you mrs cai?" "i`ve heard you have a house for rent this was dr huangs house he returned to the village last year" "the house has been empty since then" "the house is very big will you be living here alone yes the monthly rent is 3.2 taels of gold but if you take it now i reduce it to 3 taels i will take it. here is 3 months deposit" "wonderful i will bring the contract tomorrow oh, i still havant ask you your name" "zeng jing" "as soon as you deliver the head of drizzle is the bank in luoyang city" "you will be rewarded by dark stone with 50000 taels of gold as well as the 85000 taels of silver" "that drizzle is carrying with her please put the new bricks here and take out the old bricks" "wait who gets to keep the remains of bodhi from dizzle?" "according to the rules of the martials arts universe it is finders, keepers we are not afraid" "of the dark stone if we capture the remains of bodhi." "then they are ours to keep" "be careful slowly put the four cabinets against the wall and put the vanity inside" "drizzle has left shanxi province she is heading south and will be near huizhou in a few days" "give me one!" "i am willing to turn into a stone bridge and endure 500 years of wind and rain" "the dark stone is the hidden power at court it is said that they hold the lives" "of all the officials and mandarins in their hands i've that bodhis remains are now in drizzle hands drizzles 41 stroke water-shedding sword maneuver" "is incredibly fast it showers the victim with a barrage slashes" "so they look they have been cut by drizzling rain we must work together to kill her and divide the silver equally amongst ourselves" "sister" "do you think your kung fu is good enough once you enter the martials arts world there is no getting out" "we will be waiting for you in hell" "for performing this surgery to change your face, i have one other condition" "i need to know why are you doing this" "that night i carried the remains with me to the bridge" "and just as i was leaving the city you killed my father there was the minister's son zhang renfeng" "amazingly he was still alive" "i'm late again lift isn't necessarily happy" "death isn't necessarily painful that was the first time i saw wisdom so you are drizzle" "four strokes of your sword are incomplete so what?" "i worry that one day you meet the real master and be cut to pieces" "turn around look at me i cant look at you again" "in a few more days i will become a monk" "you are only telling me now then why have you been with me for 3 months after we part today, i will recite to prayers for you day and night," "and ask buddha to forgive you and make you awaken and let go" "let go of all the paths to dharma let go of all the suffering in the world and sail across the bitter sea until you reach nirvana" "let go!" "can you let go?" "i will kill everyone in the temple you are joining the old and young will all die!" "wait!" "today, i shall sever this karmic bond and sever my ties with you hide weakness in deftness" "use both darkness and light" "reveal clarity in obscurity" "in surrender become strong" "those 4 moves can beat your water shedding sword you will be killed" "strike" "the window of opportunity arrived" "if you can put down the sword in your hand and leave this path" "i am happy to be the last person you kill" "pack up bodhi's remains and take them to the yunhe temple in nanjing give then to the monk named delusion" "the secret of the remains is" "doctor i want a face that will blend in so that i can live in the city and lead a normal life think it through after you drink this medicine, you will be a different person" "i dont want to ever see this face again first i will take some poisonous insects and place then in your hand this medicine will lead them to your cheek bones were they will eat part of the bone" "then i will slice open your face, take out the bugs and use gold thread to sew up your face" "3 months later the operation will be complete" "zeng jing's tombstone miss, you have come i am delusion" "when wisdom was 6 he listened to me read mantras when he was 10 he went to shaolin" "and studied martials arts that was 27 years ago" "all of the monks in the temple said he was their number one master" "in both buddist and martials arts master before he died he said the window of opportunity has arrived buddha can only help those seeking enlightenment when the window passes, the chance is lost" "and if the window has not yet arrived, then the effort is wasted what does "i would turn into a bridge for 500 years and endure the wind and rain"" "means?" "before one of the buddha's disciples became a monk he met a beautiful girl" "and fell in love with her buddha asked him "how much do you love her?"" "and he answered he would turn into a stone bridge" "and endure 500 years of wind" "500 years of sunlight and 500 years of rain" "he only asked that the girl would walk over the bridge" "he was good to you live your life well" "when you feel unsettled just come and visit me" "letter and parcel courier" "17 coins within the city 20 coins for up to 3 miles out of the city" "1 teals of gold for cross-country delivery" "jiang ah-sheng, quickly take this ginseng to the liu residence his mother is dying this will give her a little more time ok no problem quickly" "give it to me" "auntie there you are here is this month rent" "how about a cup of tea?" "sure this is the perfect weather for tea" "here" "the rain is getting heavier lets go home the wind is to strong" "your fabric is falling down let me help you" "pack up!" "pack up!" "many thanks you are welcome" "that's jiang ah-sheng he just moved here last month he is a courier he is single just like you" "but that will all change soon i have already arranged everythink for tonight wait a minute i already said i not going if you dont go there will be trouble you taken peoples money again havent you?" "he came all the way from the terrible bridge just to see you the least you could do is take a look if you dont like him you can leave any time i am leaving" "you cant leave you just got here hes the one?" "i dont like him so you dont like the butcher zhu how about bamboo digger zhou?" "coolie su?" "what about farmer fang?" "i really have to go just how many people did you take money from?" "which of them are not here for matchmaking?" "auntie i know you doing it for my own good but please dont do it again jing!" "jing!" "auntie what are we eating tonight?" "ah-sheng, auntie has a question for you fatty chen's oil shop" "the magistrate of xuzhou 150000 taels of silver" "the perfect of hangzhou:" "one fatty chen, you have managed to keep up your kung fu" "le bin you are early your bird is still alive?" "you even if you die it will still be alive if you keep harassing my pet bird" "i will kill you" "chief" "here are this months accounts showing the tribute paid by the mandarins" "any news on drizzles whereabouts?" "for more than a year our spies have checked the key spots of the capital" "my guest is she has left the capital and the other half of bodhi's remains?" "some have said they are in hands of the kongdong sect and other have said they are here in the capital with zhang dajing find out immediately i will also drizzes replacement has already been selected the magician has already caught up with her" "were is she?" "hebei province tangzhou county turquoise ye is hereby found guilty of murdering three people unwilling to marry your fiance, wang chongli she secretly carried a dagger and used it on her wedding night to kill wang and his parents" "this was a premeditated murder, and she will not be shown clemency" "she is hereby sentenced to be executed the punishment to be carried out tomorrow" "this is your last meal" "what are you doing what is it?" "just write it like this:" "the murderer turquoise ye's limbs are all cold she has no pulse the cause of death?" "she committed suicide poison to avoid beheading her indentiy and death have been confirmed the body can be buried notify her family that they can pick up the body" "who are you?" "did you buried me in this coffin?" "this is tortoise powder once you ingest it, for the next twenty hours" "it's as if you 're really dead screw your tortoise powder!" "do you know how scary it was?" "i may have looked dead,but i could hear everything" "from this day forward, i am your father." "and the dark stone is your mother i will teach you kung fu and swordplay you've already died once you can either join us or died again" "look, it's going to rain again!" "quick, let's pack up!" "pack up the cloths!" "here, give me a hand" "auntie" "it's starting to rain it's going to rain.help me pack" "let me help you pack up" "wait for me!" "it's going to rain for a while don't stand outside. come in and have a cup of tea drink some tea.... that sounds good she secretly carried a dagger why don't you try them?" "dried fruits... i like those too" "thanks for your help today" "damned weather why doesn't it rain more so i'll have more business?" "a few more drops wouldn't kill you,would it?" "what do you think of jiang ah-sheng?" "what do you mean?" "he's been asking about you recently about me?" "what does he want to know?" "you know,how old you are,if you've married." "about your family as soon as he asked me, i knew what he was thinking what is he thinking?" "jiang ah-sheng is single wait a minute no more matchmaking" "forgive me if i'm being to direct for women, the most important thing is to find a man" "okay, don't worry" "the money?" "thank you thank you" "ten mile bridge vermilion alley. butcher zhu" "are you butcher zhu?" "a white-haired old man asked me to deliver this letter to you" "three punches" "what are you rushing for?" "it's going to rain don't panic.here i'll recite a prayer,and someone will come to help you oh great buddha, hear auntie cai's prayer jiang ah-sheng,jiang ah-sheng at once!" "what sort of nonsense was that?" "quick,cover the noodles!" "auntie" "i just happened to be passing by,let me help you pack up" "what happened to your eye?" "i delivered a letter to a lunatic he punched me in the face" "hey you two, today the rain will definitely last for a while" "why don't you come in and have some tea?" "no thanks i just drank a lot of water." "you... you don't seem to be in the mood for tea either" "it's a shame they're dead" "i just happened to be passing by let me help you pack up,you've just gotten here?" "where is she?" "she asked me to keep an eye on her booth she's been gone for over 4 hours here i'll let you pack it up" "master, please tell me that i am lucky enough to start my life over again please tell me if i can really have a fresh start?" "go!" "the dead shall open the eyes of the living the heart yearning for the past is unattainable." "the heart yearning for the present is unattainable the heart yearning for the future is unattainable the future becomes the present the present becomes the past" "seek not the heart that connects the three!" "what is unattainable speaks not of what can be pursued" "i was just passing by,let me help you pack up auntie don't pack it up why?" "it will get wet let it get wet why id you come looking for me?" "i... i... why did you come looking for me?" "let me ask you something you have to answer me before it stops raining i will only ask once are you willing or not?" "what did you say?" "you... are you willing to marry me?" "first,bow to heaven and earth second,bow to your parents since all of your parents are dead,we can skip this step now,bow to each other" "now,together you go,into the bridal chamber six months later" "do you need my help?" "no,thanks honey, you really know how to use a knife i;ve never seen such perfectly cut tofu" "can you go to the corner and buy some soy sauce?" "and then pick up five pounds of rice at the store?" "i've already paid for them all you have to do is pick them up" "you haven't left yet?" "just get five pounds don't buy more because it's cheap five pounds.okay" "duc fatty chen's oil shop" "it was an expert.one blow with a machete this is the fourth one dead in six months" "this is fatty chen's sword" "it wasn't a machete it was a sword" "whoever killed him used a sword like a machete they used a sword. like a machete" "to hide their identity could it be drizzle?" "it's not her it's not her technique what did they take?" "all of the classified files and the account books showing the money paid by the mandarins and news on bodhi's remains?" "we just received a letter from henan province the kongdong sect has sent out two assassins i think they know were the remains are they are on their way from the capital and will arrive within a month who are they meeting up with?" "it should be zhang dajing of the united bank chief, only lei bin is in the capital will he be able to defeat both of them?" "the herbs were one tael and three coins the rent is three tael's and two coins" "the shoes were seven coins the oil was half a tael don't keep reading.we are over-budget this month we have to pay our taxes to the court next month" "oh,i almost forgot this is a half-year bank note i saved bit by bit it's worth fifteen tael's and seven coins you can cash it in tomorrow i'll go to the bank tomorrow then" "if you had 800,000 taels of silver, what would you do with it?" "if i had 800,000 taels of silver you wouldn't be here with me why?" "because you would be afraid that i would think that you were marrying me for the money" "united bank" "i'll go and get the money wait here" "here is your silver thank you. please take it immobolize them!" "sir,dont be angry.please accept this humble gift" "were is the vault?" "sir,those mushrooms are great!" "they will extend your life!" "did anyone deposit a corpse... no,half of a corpse?" "sir we only accept silver and gold,not bodies" "they're robbing the bank!" "the police are coming!" "call the police!" "don't worry.everything will be alright" "brother.this lady is really tough" "we brothers came to the capital for business sorry for offending you please go ahead if you have nothing to do with this" "then... i will have to offend you!" "slaughter her!" "let's go!" "quickly!" "don't let them get away!" "freeze!" "were are you all going?" "arrest them!" "stay back!" "stay back!" "ah-sheng,1.." "okay, let's eat you've not the least bit curious?" "it's no big deal even if you were a big bandit before," "you're still my wife now" "ahhh,smells good!" "today's stew is braised meatballs with vegetables i'll serve it" "i'll ask you one last time,who else know about the remains?" "i told you before." "the kongdong sect said the banker zhang dajing has the remains" "so you pretended to rob the bank" "don't worry it will heal in a few days" "so the woman fought empty handed?" "she did that on purpose what was your last move?" "strike" "did she take your sword like this?" "how did you know?" "tell me.how were you blinded?" "what ministry are you from?" "why did you drag me out of prison and bring me here?" "i told you everything i know!" "call turquoise,lei bin,and the magican to the capital yes" "i'll show you guys a trick a bamboo cup, a bowl, and some water watch carefully" "go!" "were did it go?" "look here arise!" "wow!" "that's incredbile!" "now i will turn wine into ice this is my newest trick,i just learned it old lian,can you turn wine into ice too?" "i used to be able to when i was young why can't you do it anymore?" "yes,why not?" "because the things i can do now are all those... real tricks you're talking about the magical flying rope?" "the magical flying rope is only a legend there is no such thing" "have any of you seen this trick?" "no" "don't you always want to see the magical flying rope?" "up!" "disperse!" "you have to have a real skill to climb up can you make it?" "i'm going up" "what is this?" "it's fake it's a scarecrow where is he?" "i have to go take care of some things when will you be back?" "in three to five days,if everything goes well" "i'm drying some noodles on the roof remember to take them down in the morning people lay out cloths to dry.not noodles" "this time it will work air dried noodles don't get mushy, no matter how long you boil them" "come back soon the kid is waiting for you to cook noodles" "that's cold you want to move back to changzhou right?" "if everything goes well, when i come back." "we'll leave the capital maybe open a noodle shop in changzhou" "okay?" "really?" "miss come here" "were are you going?" "come on" "come on,let's go!" "hey!" "you cant do that!" "jing,you came at the right time take this home" "stir-fry it with jujubes,angelica and vinegar have one bowl each time after your period can i eat it?" "this is a secret recipe named "multiple offspring"" "honey" "you're home early today oh.i forgot some things i was a bit hungry and came back to get something to eat" "honey, my shoe is worn out" "take it off,and i will repair it tomorrow" "what is it?" "oil has become more expensive then use a candle" "is that her?" "she can change her face,but she can't change her aura aura?" "i only see an average housewife reparing shoes what aura?" "you're right.the aura is still there but the killer instinct is not as strong as before" "your eyes must be bad do you really like this man, or did you just want any man?" "i doubt you're really drizzle" "it's doctor li's work why?" "you didn't like your old face?" "why go you wear a mask?" "you don't like your face?" "you killed fatty chen and took all the secret files?" "if it were me, both of you would already be dead" "you really want to take us on?" "that sounds like un" "return the remains to the dark stone,and i will let you live if you dare say no, first i will kill your husband, then everyone you know, and finally yourself" "i'll trade you the remains for something trade them for what?" "me and my husband you like him that much?" "if you help me get the other half of the remains, i will let you go" "the kongdong sect knows where it is they will be in the capital in a few days help me get the remains,and you and i are even" "don't run away you will be watched" "this sore will never heal i too want to hide and nurse my wounds but once i get the signal from the dark stone,i have to kill again" "here" "tell me why did you really leave?" "was it for the remains or for him?" "once you start down this path,there is no escape no regrets and no way out" "i like this life i have now" "ok, see you in three days at the yueyang inn" "feng's residence one million tael's of silver two million taels of silver" "three million taels of silver" "you told me there is no leaving the dark stone why let her go?" "you have nerve!" "pointing a sword at my back?" "there was a reason why we picked you." "why don't you attack?" "kill me." "and there millions of taels and the tribute from the mandarins will be yours" "you can take my place i heard whoever has the remains can rule the martial arts world" "if you can study the kung fu from the remains, then teach it to me" "put your clothes back on and go until we get the remains, don't move against jing and her husband" "i like it when you lie on me" "united bank" "the kongdong purple and teal swords are know for their skill but not their character" "they were master and disciple, but now they're husband and wife what a joke if everyone followed their path then we would be married" "that's zhang dajing of the united bank he's offering a reward of one million taels for bodhi's remains" "he's very rich,but he is a cripple tonight, we will strike in the lobby of the bank you two will attack don't forget to bring the other half of the remains" "i really don't understand" "why would a woman whose name make the martials world tremble marry an ugly,poor good-for-nothing?" "take one,it's really good" "i followed him for three days everyday,he's cleaning horses and cleaning up their dung the only interesting thing he did was to buy a whetting stone this morning" "boss, i'll take this one" "such a hopeless man don't you want to leave him?" "so, i did you a favor and killed him" "your melon is to sweet tofu!" "i'll take one" "strange this is the first time jing went to the temple at night and now a crazy woman appears in my house" "everyone come look!" "there's a crazy woman in my house!" "a naked crazy woman!" "everyone come and see!" "they're here" "you are late" "what's that smell?" "100,000 taels of gold." "plus checks for i million taels of silver" "those are bodhi's remains?" "quickly" "quickly" "the blind can see again." "the deaf and hear again!" "and the crippled can re-grow their legs!" "as long as i can walk again, it's worth all of my family's wealth!" "zhang dajing is going to die" "this is wrong it's a fake it's fake" "kill them!" "let's move in" "let's go!" "who are you?" "i've been a dark stone assassin for decades now i am old and sick if these remains can really restore your health." "why don't i take them for myself?" "leave the remains" "i've known you for so long you never faced your sword let's make it today then dark stoners never fight each other" "but it looks like we'll break the rules today magcian, you've betrayed me too who betrayed who?" "why do we always have to risk our lives for you?" "and give you everything we earn?" "let's begin wheel king." "if you and i fight." "we don't know who the winner will be but if the three of us fight against you," "these's no way you can win if the three of us team up and kill him," "drizzle can return to her normal life lei bin." "you can keep all of the tributr money i just want the remains afterwards, we can all go our separate ways" "here is the other half of the remains after today, i will have nothing more to do with the dark stone" "this is fun you all actually want to quit." "three against two-the result is the same" "show me your water-shedding sword" "i could have killed you i know" "but you didn't because you're no longer drizzle" "i told you a long time ago, if you want to do tricks,then do tricks if you want to practice kung fu,then practice kung fu but you always mixed them together it's amazing that you're lived this long" "lei bin!" "kill turquoise and help me finish the wheel king!" "quick!" "flying rope!" "go!" "your magic failed this time" "none of you can best drizzle but her swordplay has some weaknesses in it" "when i was teaching her the water-shedding sword maneuver, i taught her 4 mistakes" "watch carefully" "didn't you always want to know the water-shedding sword maneuver?" "ah-sheng ah-sheng" "listen carefully leave the city now go north as fast as you can in case i don't make it, everything about me is buried in the yunhe temple graveyard" "honey it looks loke you're in big trouble this time" "you won;t feel it,it won't hurt i told you it wouldn't hurt" "she's still alive" "you're the ones who injured my wife?" "so what?" "by the looks of you two, it seems like it's hard to resolve this can't you just let her go?" "should i kill you first?" "or her?" "it's hard to say who will die first" "you call that a sword?" "i just need to sharpen it a bit don't you think it's a bit late?" "it's not late not at all" "don't waste your energy a needle in this accupoint.... and then a second one... and then it won't hurt a bit when you die you haven't died how do you know if it hurts or not?" "your needles are good for sneak attacks in open areas" "this house is so small, so using needles is not ideal" "you don't recognize these two swords?" "impossible we've already killed you" "these are urgents documents get them to the courier on time or you will be blamed" "the senior eunuchs felt sorry for you so i kept you as a messenger if i havdn't,you'd have starved to death already" "cao feng,you wait here" "here, wait here!" "good morning good morning eunuch tang" "it's still morning if it wasn't for cao feng i'd have been here a long time ago" "i've been hoping to try eunuch zhang's special tea" "we are all envious of you" "who would imagine that the dark stone's wheel king is a low-ranking palace eunuch?" "who are you?" "later tonight, i'll wait for you at the yunhe temple why should i go to there?" "how did you find me?" "you killed fatty chen?" "how did you get the pairing sword?" "cao feng, let's go!" "they are my swords cao feng!" "you're zhang renfeng but do you know who your wife is?" "how ironic!" "if you don't come, you'll never see bodhi's remains again what did you say!" "?" "cao feng,are you deaf!" "?" "i told you to go,and you're still standing there!" "i'll be waiting tonight at the yunhe temple you cao feng,you are brazen!" "pretending to be deaf.... i;ve given her some medicine" "she's lost a lot of blood let her rest for a while" "i have to go to the yunhe temple if i don't come back," "don't tell her who i am you don't think this is destiny?" "you haven't realized?" "you were only struck by a little sword energy unclog your veins,and you'll be fine there won't be a scar" "did you withhold anything when you taught me swordplay?" "i wouldn't treat you like that" "you... i am you...you're a eunuch i am for now i've abtained bodhi's remains in a few more days." "i'll be a real man you're not a man" "i will be when bodhi came to china to live in the palace, he would have been castrated but the remains show that bodhi was not a eunuch, but a real man" "why?" "this is bodhi's secret kung fu i see from the intersections of the veins,i can follow the movement of bodhi's internal energy the flow goes through" "the main meridians of his body" "he could regenerate organs even if they have been cut off" "i entered the palace when i was twelve after fifty years, i am just a eunuch of the ninth rank i hate eunuchs i hate the way i talk i hate that i can't grow mustache i hate..." "i've had to hide my kung fu skills" "once i understand the secret of bodhi's remains and restore myself,we can retire from this world" "we can live freely just the two of us" "you really think it will grow back?" "we're all been fighting over the remains, and when we get them,they turn out to be a big joke" "do you know why i killed my first husband?" "because he was just like you impotent" "no,you're not impotent there's just nothing there this is what i am owed i am not taking any extra" "you!" "karma really is a bitch" "it's tough being a person" "you've died once before this time, it shouldn't be too difficult" "your name is not zeng jing and my name is not jiang ah-sheng" "my real name is zhang renfeng my father was minister zhang hiaduan" "my family is dead" "they were all killed by you and the dark stone" "most people can't survive a chest wound like this, but your internal organs are reversed" "most people's heart are on the left,but yours on the right doctor," "can you give me a different face?" "then doctor li performed the surgery and told me that after your surgery you moved to nanjing" "you want to rent a room?" "what is your name my name is jiang ah-sheng" "thus i changed my name to jiang ah-sheng and went to nanjing looking for you" "i could have killed you any day however,in order to wipe out the dark stone first, i have waited until now" "turn around and look at me" "you know everything" "ah-sheng before you kill me." "i want to ask you something did you ever love me?" "not at all" "i have no feelings for you at all!" "i don't care that you thought you killed me, but you killed my father!" "there is no way i can forgive you!" "go!" "if my father knew i killed a woman, he would never forgive me" "i don't ever want to see you again just go" "fine" "do you know why i am burying you under the bridge?" "i like you to much!" "this way i can see you every time i cross the bridge" "close your eyes good,close your eyes everything will be finished soon" "where do you think you're going?" "go back,go back go back!" "the two of us;" "we're not over yet" "may buddha have mercy please protect my husband jiang ah-sheng and let him live a long life" "the 10th yamma palace the wheel king lives alone in the 10th palace." "putting souls on trial and determining life spans dividing the rich and the poor, and sending out souls for reincarnation" "before wisdom died,he told me the reason bodhi's remains are so renowned is because of his high level of spirtual culvation your heart overflows with violence even if you learn how he moved energy, what is the use?" "in this life, you will always be a eunuch" "you can start over why not me?" "i just want to be a real man is that too much to ask?" "i'm the one who taught you the water-shedding sword maneuver" "but you did't master it, and there are four errors in your technique today,i'll teach you again there are 4 sword strokes that you haven't masteres" "i worry that one day you'll meet a real master these four moves can beat your water-shedding sword if you don't master them you will certainly be killed!" "let me reap the consequerces of karma" "hide weakness in deathness" "use both darkness and light use both darkness and light" "reveal clarity in obscurity" "in surrender become strong" "how did you suddenly strike me eleven times?" "i would willingly turn into a bridge for 500 years and endure the wind," "the sun, and the rain ah-sheng, this is tortoise powder" "within a few hours, your heart and breath will stop,and you will apear to be dead when the wheel king sees you,he will think you're dead i will make sure your father's death is avenged" "i changed all of my money into gold and paved it on the floor of our house" "after i die, take the money and leave the capital" "get married and raise a family" "your heart will not stop beating" "come on, let's go home" "after we get home,draw up the divorce papers" "don't be silly we have years ahead of us" "help me i down here"