"[music]" "DAVE:" "The taxi's gonna be here any minute, and I'm not even packed." "Has anyone seen my tie?" "You're wearing it, Dave." "Uh... thanks, Simon." "Don't forget your mittens, Dave." "It's cold in Europe." "Thanks, Theodore." "SIMON:" "And don't forget your tour book." "I'm marking all the great cities you'll want to visit." "DAVE:" "Great, Simon." "Now, let's see..." "shirts, pants, overcoat, socks." "Am I forgetting anything?" "Me!" "Unh!" "Alvin, we've been over this a million times." "Please, Dave." "I need a little culture in my life." "The Eiffel Tower, the Sistine Chapel, the Louvre in Rome." "The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin." "You see?" "I don't even know where the Louvre is." "Please, take me with you, Dave!" "Alvin, for the last time, this is strictly a business trip." "It's just not practical." "Besides, I've hired someone very good" " to take care of you while I'm gone." " [tires screeching] [clattering]" "Oh..." "Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave?" "Now, come on, fellas." "She's a very nice woman." "[glass breaking]" "Yoo-hoo!" "I'm here!" "Hello!" "Anybody home?" "ALL:" "Up here!" "Dave?" "Boys?" "ALL:" "We're up here!" "MISS MILLER:" "Hello!" "Hello!" "We'll be right down!" "[car horn honks]" "Well, my taxi's here." "I'm sure gonna miss you boys." "MISS MILLER:" "Hello!" "CHIPMUNKS:" "Ohh!" "[honking]" "Just a minute!" "David, your jacket!" "Oh, thanks." "And your tickets!" "Thanks, Simon." " [taxi engine starts]" " Thanks, Alvin." "DAVE:" "Alvin!" "[tires screeching]" "Don't worry about a thing, David!" "The boys will be fine!" " Bye, Dave!" " Bye, Dave!" "Don't worry, dear." "You'll get to see the world soon enough." " [video game sounds]" " SIMON:" "Look out on the left, Alvin!" "You're not going to make it!" " Oh, Alvin!" "Hurry!" " Faster, Alvin, faster!" "Go, Alvin!" "JEANETTE:" "Brittany!" "ON." "Um..." "Unh!" "[video game noises]" "SIMON:" "Look out for the..." "Sphinx." "Aw, nuts!" "Since when does Alvin like playing "Around the World in 30 Days"?" "Since he feels it's as close to a world trip as he'll ever get." "JEANETTE AND SIMON:" "Come on!" "Hurry!" "[breeze blowing] [german accent] We have people waiting around the world for $5 million in diamonds, and we can't get anyone to deliver them." "[german accent] What about Ivan?" "CLAUDIA:" "Oh, we've used him too often." "Jamal knows his face." "[coughing] [dog coughing]" "[whimpers and pants]" "CLAUDIA:" "Oh, sorry, Sophie." "We need someone new, someone Jamal would never suspect." "Don't forget, dear brother, last year, Jamal robbed us of $3 million worth of priceless, precious..." " Ja, ja." " gorgeous, spectacular..." " Claudia." " too-die-for gems." "[crying]" "[Sophie whimpers]" "Thank you, Sophie." "[Sophie whines] [blows nose loudly]" "[Sophie growling]" "Ugh, Claudia, please, not here." "CHIPMUNKS:" "Come on, Alvin!" "CHIPETTES:" "Brittany, watch out!" "Noisy brats!" "CHIPMUNKS:" "Go Alvin!" "Ohh!" "To the left, Alvin, to the left!" "Leave me alone!" "THEODORE:" "Watch out!" "The Chipettes are winning." "I heard that, Theodore." "You need to take the shortcut across Fiji, Alvin." "Oh, not that!" "It's too dangerous!" "It's my only chance!" "[thunder]" "Oh, Brittany, be careful!" " Oh, Brittany!" " SIMON:" "You're gaining, Alvin!" "Unh!" "[spears whistling through the air]" "[snarling]" "No!" "[Chipettes cheering]" " Hooray!" " Hooray!" "I won!" "You're lucky this is only a game." "You'd never beat me if this were for real." "Oh, is that so?" "Yeah, that's so!" "ALVIN:" "If I had the money," "I'd race you around the world right now!" "[gasps]" "ALVIN:" "If I hadn't had something stuck..." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Ach." "Don't be ridiculous." "It's too dangerous." "They're only children." "Exactly." "Who would suspect them?" "KLAUS:" "No, Claudia." "It's out of the question." " Listen to me, Klaus." " [whimpers]" "If you think I'm going to let you botch up this deal" " like you did the last one..." " [growling]" "Must you keep reminding me?" "I underestimated Jamal." "It won't happen again!" "You bet it won't!" "We're doing things my way this time!" "[growling]" "Well, unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin," "I guess we'll never know." "KLAUS:" "Excuse us, but we couldn't help overhearing your conversation." "We were just wondering which one of you really would win a race around the world." " Unh!" " I would!" "Not a chance!" "I know she could win." "Would you like to make a little wager?" "Why not?" "I bet a million dollars on this cutie." "And I bet on this handsome gentleman." "A million dollars?" "You're joking, right?" "Certainly not." "We're quite wealthy and very bored." "Allow us to introduce ourselves." "My name is Klaus Furschtien, and this is my sister Claudia." "[whines] [barks]" " And Sophie." " [growling]" "THEODORE:" "And we are the Chipmunks, and these are our friends, the Chipettes." "BRITTANY AND ELEANOR:" "Uh..." "The Chipmunks and Chipettes?" "How adorable!" "Well, what do you say?" "Will you consider our little wager?" "A bet like this would add a little excitement to our lives!" "Well, I'm game." "Me, too." "ALL:" "What?" "!" "Then it's all set." "We'll supply all the necessary provisions for you to race around the world, and the first one back gets $100,000." "$100,000?" "This is fantastic!" "ALVIN:" "Come on, Simon." "Help me out." "Absolutely not." "I refuse to be a part of this deception." "Okay, Theodore, it's you and me." "We just need Dave to say," ""Hello, Miss Miller?" ""I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore to meet me in Europe." "N n ls the tape recorder ready?" "I think so." "I can't believe you'd deceive Miss Miller for a package of tutti-frutti, Theodore." "Two packages." "What could be better?" "An all-expense paid trip around the world and a chance at winning $100,000." "Besides, we'll be back before Dave gets home." "Do you realize it's 3:00 in the morning where Dave is?" "Exactly." "He'll be putty in my hands." "[Dave snoring] [telephone rings] [ring ring] [ring ring]" "[ring ring]" " [ring ring] - [groaning] [ring ring]" "[ring ring]" "Hello, Dave?" "Hello, Alvin." "Alvin, what is it?" "Uh, I just miss the sound of your voice." "Ohh!" "So guess who's in the house right now, Dave?" "I don't know, Alvin." "Well, there's me and Simon and Theodore and..." "Miss Miller?" "Very good, Dave." "Well, that's about all I need." "Uh, I..." "I mean, it's been good talking to you, Dave." "Bye-bye." "Uh, Alvin?" "ALVIN:" "Bye-bye!" "Bye-bye." "THEODORE:" "Now what do we do?" "ALVIN:" "We edit the tape together, play it for Miss Miller, and we're on our way around the world!" "Now, let's see, Alvin gets the raisin bread." "Simon gets the English muffin." "Mmm, Theodore gets the banana bread, the orange slices, the cereal, the bowl of yogurt, the peanut butter sandwich, the pancakes with gooseberry jelly, the scrambled eggs with toast..." "I wonder when Dave will call us." "Ahem!" "Oh, yeah!" "[sniffs]" "[telephone rings]" "I'll get it!" "Hello?" "Hi, Dave!" "What a coincidence!" "We were just talking about you." "Sure, hold on." "Miss Miller, it's Dave." "He wants to talk to you." "Hello?" "Ohh!" " DAVE:" "Yeah... gaah..." " [gasps]" "[Dave's voice playing backwards]" "Huh?" "[voice continues playing backwards]" "It's not your hearing aid, Miss Miller." "[giggles] It's a bad connection." "Oh!" "Uh!" "Oh!" "DAVE: [playing at slow speed] Hello?" "Miss Miller?" "David, are you drunk?" "Unh!" "DAVE: [words spliced] Hello, Miss Miller?" " [sighs]" " I want Alvin," "Simon, and Theodore to meet me in Europe." "Phew." "DAVE:" "Bye-bye." "MISS MILLER:" "Could you repeat that, David?" "Ohh!" "ALVIN:" "Klaus and Claudia wanted us here at 2:00." "I hope we're not too late." "Simon, I feel kind of funny about tricking Miss Miller." "It's called guilt, Theodore." "ALVIN:" "Come on, you guys." "ALL:" "Wow!" "Uh, so, Alvin, you finally showed up." "Well, somebody has to win the race." "Mr. Furschtien, I beg you to call this off." "[gasps]" "Don't listen to him, Klaus." "We're thrilled to be going." "Unh!" "[both straining]" "Oof!" "Oh, Simon, don't worry so much." "[sighs]" "Now, here are the rules." "Each of you will be taking a different route." "And to make sure you travel completely around the world, both teams must deposit one doll at twelve different locations." "Unh!" "You will be given the opposing team's doll to verify you were there." "The first one back wins $100,000." "A hundred... thousand dollars." "Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?" "Well, if you insist on going, don't take the easterly route." "I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming from that direction." "Thank you for your advice, Simon." "What a liar!" "He's getting as bad as Alvin." "But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?" "Oh, Jeanette, don't be so naive." "He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win." "On your marks!" "[growling]" "Please reconsider!" "Go!" "SIMON:" "Ohh!" "Better get in, Simon!" "Why didn't I think of that?" "ALVIN:" "Do you know how to work this thing, Simon?" "SIMON:" "Not a clue, Alvin!" "[whimpers] [both gasping]" "Gott im Himmel!" "[Sophie yelping]" "Aah!" "ELEANOR:" "Watch out!" "Higher, Jeanette, higher!" "[fountain shatters]" "Hang on, Simon!" "Oh, no!" "Ohh." "[groans] [gasps]" " [Simon groaning]" " Watch where you're going!" "We had the right-of-way!" " Whoa!" " Whoa!" "[groaning]" " ALVIN:" "In you go, Simon!" " SIMON:" "Unh!" "Ugh!" "Grass stains." "Still think it's a good idea, Claudia?" "They'll get the hang of it." "Jamal will never suspect them in a million years." "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "[laughing]" "ELEANOR:" "Brittany, maybe Simon was right about the hurricane." "BRITTANY:" "For the last time, Eleanor, there is no hurricane." "[thunder]" "CLAUDIA:" "Yes." "The couriers have already left." "You'll get your diamonds." "You just make sure you fill my dolls with cash." "[growling]" "[Klaus humming]" "[whines] [growling]" "Oh, play with her, Klaus." "It's not going to kill you." "Ohh!" "[bored] Hey." "Hey" "The boys are going to Mexico City." "MAN: [on phone] ls someone else on the line?" "Don't be ridiculous." "There's no one here but Klaus and Mario." "[Sophie barks]" "And Sophie." "Keep in touch." "Oh, what a brilliant idea this was of mine!" "It's not over yet, Claudia." "What could go wrong?" "Where's my coffee?" "[Italian accent] Pronto. ls-a Jamal there?" "[French accent] What did you find out?" "The girls' first stop is-a Bermuda, and the boys... [growling]" "[yelps] [laughing]" "You lose again, mutt." "[laughing]" "Augh!" "This is one of my Pierre Cardin socks!" "Oh, Klaus." "[shouting] Mario, where's my coffee?" "Coming, signora, presto." "I've got to go." "I'll call you when I get some more information." "JAMAL:" "Well, Sisman, it looks like you're off to Bermuda, and you, Cuomo, Mexico City." "[Chipettes groaning] [coughing]" "BRITTANY:" "Well, that was quite a breeze." "A breeze?" "It was a hurricane, just like Simon said." "Yeah, Brittany." "Why don't you just admit you were wrong?" "Because I don't think..." " Brittany!" " Brittany!" "Okay, Okay, I was wr... wr... wr..." "Jeanette, where's our first drop-off?" "[both sigh]" "JEANETTE:" "We meet Mr. Anton on the Flying Surprise." "[mexican-themed music]" "THEODORE:" "Ah!" "Isn't Rio beautiful?" "SIMON:" "We're in Mexico, Theodore." "THEODORE:" "Oh, uh, that's what I mean." "SIMON:" "Uh, Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain." "[crunch]" "SIMON:" "Like I said, in the tree." "Unh!" "Unh!" "Your first drop-off is the Cluck-n-Taco." "You mean our first drop-off." "I'm only along to see you don't get into too much trouble." " Hey!" " [both gasp]" "There it is, the Cluck-n-Taco!" "Ah!" "Oh!" "I'll have two cheese enchiladas with extra sauce, a tostada grande, oh, the quesadilla with a side of guacamole, two chili rell..." "They're closed, Theodore." "[sing-song] Oh, fellas?" "The instructions say to drop the doll under the little sombrero." "[whirring]" "Well, what do you know?" "One down and eleven to go." " And one quesa..." " [thud] ...dilla." "Forget it, Theodore." "[laughing] And you thought we were gonna have trouble." " [gunshots] - [all scream] [laughing]" "AV av ay yi!" "[Chipmunks screaming]" "Yee-ha ay!" "Ha ha ha!" "There's nothing to be afraid of, boys." "The fun has just begun." "It is our annual fiesta!" "CHIPMUNKS:" "♪ Ay-yi-yi-yi ♪" "R Ay-yi-yii yi-yi-yi yi-yi-yi-yi-vi ♪" "♪ I-yi-yi-yi-yi like you very much ♪" "♪ I-yi-yi-yi-yi think you're grand ♪" "WOMAN:" "Amigo!" "Ah!" "♪ Why, why, why is it that when I feel your touch ♪" "♪ My heart starts to beat to beat the band?" "♪" " Unh!" " ♪ I-yi-yi-yi like you to hold me tight ♪" " [screaming] - ♪ You are too, too, too, too, too divine ♪" "Aah!" "Help!" "♪ If you want to be in someone's arms tonight ♪" "♪ Just be sure the arms you're in are mine ♪" "♪ I like your lips, and I like your eyes ♪" "♪ Do you like my hips to hypnotize you?" "♪" "♪ See, see, see, see, see, see, see the moon above ♪" "♪ Way, way, way, way, way up in the blue ♪" "♪ Si, si, sefiorita, I think I fall in love ♪" "♪ And when I fall, I think I fall for you ♪" " ♪ Ay-yi-yi-yi ♪" " SIMON:" "Ooh!" "♪ Si, sl', sl, s!" "♪" "♪ I-yi-yi-yi can see, see, see ♪" "♪ Can see, see, see that you're for me ♪" "Okay, Chipmunks, hit it!" "Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!" "♪ You've gotta get going where you're going ♪" "♪ What you gonna do?" "♪" " ALVIN:" "Yeah!" " ♪ We're on our way to somewhere ♪" "♪ The three of us and you ♪" " Uh-huh." " ♪ Who will be there?" "♪" "♪ What'll we see there?" "♪" "♪ Probably a big surprise ♪" "♪ There may be sefioritas ♪" "♪ With dark and flashing eyes ♪" " ♪ We're on our way ♪ - ♪ We're on our way ♪" " ♪ Pack up your pack ♪ - ♪ Pack up your pack ♪" " ♪ And if we stay ♪ - ♪ And if we stay ♪" " ♪ We won't be back ♪ - ♪ We won't be back ♪" " ♪ How can we go?" "♪ - ♪ How can we go?" "♪" "♪ We haven't gotta, gotta dime ♪" "♪ But we're going, and we're gonna have a happy time ♪" "♪ Hahaha ♪" "♪ Cuanto le gusta le gusta, le gusta a'" "♪ Le gusta, le gusta... a'" "Aah!" "[Slap] Ooh!" "A'..." "le gusta, le gusta, le gusta a'" "♪ Cuanto le gusta, le gusta, le gusta a'" "♪ Le gusta, le gusta, le gusta, le gusta a'" "♪ Cuanto le gusta, le gusta, le gusta a'" "♪ Le gusta, le gusta, le gusta a'" "Unh!" "Ah ha ha ha ha!" "THEODORE:" "Adios, you guys!" "[telephone rings]" "[Sophie panting]" "Hello?" "Miss Furschtien, everything's fine." "They've made the drop-off right on schedule." "ELEANOR:" "Brittany, I really think we should just wait until he comes back up." "BRITTANY:" "But who knows when that'll be?" "Besides, we're losing valuable time." "But we've never been scuba diving, and... and who knows what's down there?" "Relax, Eleanor." "The only thing down there is our Chipmunk doll." "Just remember, the team that wins gets the... $100,000!" "Aah!" "[air hissing]" "[all straining]" "Ohh!" "Oh!" "We thought you were a goner." "Me, too." "We would have been lost without you." "I know." "Thank goodness you're all right." "What?" "[laughs]" "Just kidding, Britt." "Come on, you guys." "We've got the whole world to see." "[song begins] [wind blowing]" "CHIPMUNKS:" "♪ Flying through the airways ♪" "♪ Making the right stops ♪" "♪ Through a storybook of places ♪" "♪ Making all our drops ♪" "♪ See the cliffs of Dover ♪" "♪ And over to the right ♪" "♪ Are the snowy white-capped Alps ♪" "♪ Majestic, standing bright ♪" "♪ Hey, don't you know that we're off to see the world?" "♪" "♪ We're off to find our dreams ♪" "♪ Why are our hearts beating so fast?" "♪" "♪ Why is there suddenly a brand-new hope inside us ♪" "♪ That will surely last?" "♪" "♪ Hey, don't you know that we're off to see the world?" "♪" "♪ We're off to find things new ♪" "♪ So we will follow every clue ♪" "♪ Just think there's suddenly a chance ♪" "♪ To find if all we've dreamed in dreams was true ♪" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Ram!" "Ooh!" "♪ Just flew over Switzerland ♪" "♪ Destination set ♪" "♪ Heading now for Africa ♪" "♪ A quest we won't forget ♪" "♪ Faced a threat in Rio ♪" "♪ We could be in for more ♪ [gasps]" "♪ And now we are descending ♪" "♪ I can see Italy's shore ♪" " ♪ Hey, don't you know that ♪ - [camera clicking]" "♪ We're off to see the world?" "♪" "♪ We're off to find our dreams ♪" "♪ Why are our hearts beating so fast?" "♪" "♪ Why is there suddenly a brand-new hope inside us ♪" "♪ That will surely last?" "♪" "♪ Hey, don't you know that we're off to see the world?" "♪" "♪ We're off to find things new ♪" "♪ So we will follow every clue ♪" "♪ Just think there's suddenly a chance ♪" "♪ To find if all we've dreamed in dreams was true ♪" "[Sophie sighs]" "Signora." "[all groaning]" "MARIO:" "There's a long-distance phone call for you from Europe." "Wonderful!" "Waah!" "[chuckling] [barking]" "Oh, I'm sorry, Sophie." "Hello?" "The girls have made six drop-offs." "Good." "And the boys?" "CLAUDIA:" "Wonderful!" "Good." " [barks] - [chuckling]" "[Sophie growling]" "Did the spoiled brat get wet, huh?" "[chuckling]" "Did the rug rat get a little water on her?" "[laughing]" "WON" "KLAUSI Whoa!" "Ohh whoa!" "Ohh aah!" "[crash]" "Ahh!" "[bell rings]" " CLAUDIA:" "This is excellent news." " [groaning]" "Keep me posted." "[Sophie whimpering] [gasps]" "Oh, Sophie!" "You got wet!" " Oh!" "My poor baby!" "Oh, Klaus, you're so reckless!" "[groaning]" "Ohh!" "[greek-themed music]" "ALVIN:" "I love Athens!" "The nightlife, the girls, the excitement!" "SIMON:" "Alvin, you've never been to Athens." "ALVIN:" "Well, it looks like a city I would love." "[gasps]" "I'll have a large order of couscous and two loukoumades doughnuts, quickly, please!" "[humming] [straining]" "BRITTANY:" "I saw it first!" "Brittany?" "Alvin, what are you doing here?" "We're on our way to Istanbul." "What are you doing here?" "Unh!" "We're on our way to Cairo." "Have you guys had any, uh, trouble along the way?" "Well, there was this guy... mmph!" "We've had nothing but smooth sailing." "Unh!" "And you?" "Well, actually, I get the feeling we're being..." "It's been a piece of cake!" "The only problem we have is crowd control." "We're the hottest act in rock 'n' roll." "But you don't have that problem, do you?" "No." " Sure, we do." " Shh!" "[laughing] No, you don't." "All right, Mr. Popularity!" "How much you wanna bet we can out-rock 'n' roll you?" "[rock music playing]" "We've got to keep these two apart." "Ahh!" "ALVIN:" "Come on, Theodore!" "But my couscous!" "[music continues]" "They're for my three boys." "I want to get them something special since they're stuck at home." "Hey, that looks like my boys!" "[all gasp]" "Ohh!" "♪ Sun goes down, I'm just getting up ♪" "♪ I'm headin' for the city lights ♪" "♪ Radio blastin' all the way to the club ♪" "♪ Gonna rock this town tonight ♪" "♪ You're living in a man's world ♪" "♪ They tell us ♪" "♪ But we ain't gonna buy it ♪" "♪ The things they're trying to sell us now ♪" "♪ 'Cause we're the girls of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Whoo-ooh ♪" "♪ Yeah, we're the girls of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Rock 'n' roll-oll-oll-oll, yeah ♪" "♪ Whoa, yeah ♪" "♪ The curtain's up, and I'm ready to go ♪" "♪ My guitar is in my hand ♪" " [yawns] - ♪ There's nothing more ♪" "♪ That I'd rather do ♪" "♪ Than play in a rock 'n' roll band ♪" "♪ What we have is what we will be givin' ♪" "♪ Headed for the top ♪" "♪ Don't you know ♪" "♪ We'll never stop believing now ♪" "♪ 'Cause we're the boys of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ You better believe it, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ 'Cause we're the boys of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Rock 'n' roll-oll ♪" "♪ We are the girls, we are the girls ♪" "♪ We are the girls of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ We are the boys, we are the boys ♪" "♪ We are the boys of rock 'n' roll ♪ [rock guitar solo]" "[wailing sax solo]" "Unh!" "DAVE:" "Unh!" "♪ 'Cause we're the boys of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Ohh-Oh ♪" "♪ Yeah, we're the girls of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Better be believing that we are ♪" "♪ Yeah, we're the boys of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Yeah, we're the girls of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Rock 'n' rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Yeah, we're the boys of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Yeah, we're the girls of rock 'n' roll ♪" "I could have sworn..." "No, it couldn't be." "The boys wouldn't." "Would they?" "♪ Rock 'n' roll and rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Gotta rock 'n' roll-oll ♪" "MISS MILLER:" "♪ Come on-a my house, my house ♪" "♪ I'm gonna give-a you candy ♪" "♪ Come on-a my house, my house ♪" "♪ I'm gonna give-a you apple and a plum ♪" "♪ And an apricot, too ♪" " ♪ Oh, co... ♪ - [telephone rings]" " Huh?" "Oh, rats!" " [ring]" "♪ Come on-a my house, my house-a come on ♪ [ring]" "Hello?" "DAVE:" "Uh, hello, Miss Miller?" "[chuckles] Oh, David." "DAVE:" "I'm just calling to see how everything is." "MISS MILLER:" "Oh, everything is fine." "As quiet as a mouse around here." "Alvin's behaving himself?" "He is?" "Well, that's good." "Uh, could I talk to the boys?" "Well, I don't see why not." "Uh, is Alvin available?" "Available for what?" "DAVE:" "To talk." "Well, how should I know?" "Look, Miss Miller, I just called to see if everything was all right." "MISS MILLER:" "Everything's fine, David." "Well, give the boys my love." "Why don't you give them your love?" "DAVE:" "Well, are they available?" "Available for what?" "Never mind." "Uh, nice talking to you, Miss Miller." "You, too, David." "And, David, get some rest, will you?" "[dial tone]" "Oh, that poor man is losing his marbles." "♪ Come on-a my house, my house ♪" "♪ I'm gonna give you fig and a date and a raisin-a cake ♪ [pocket watch clacking open and closed]" "You imbeciles." "I ask you take candy from a baby, and you fail me." "I can see I need bigger, tougher men to handle this job." "[Arabic-themed music]" "Aah!" "Just a few more drop-offs, and we're finished." "There they are, just as Jamal described them." "Come on." "Let us go." "Well, this next drop-off in Egypt" " should be a snap." " [snaps] ' [thump] ' [gasps]" "[all groaning]" "Oh!" "Unh!" "Unh!" "Unh!" "Unh!" "Oof!" "[groans]" "[camel grunts]" "Whoa!" "[both groaning]" "Unh!" "[gasps]" "This happens to be my favorite dress, Jeanette." "[all gasping]" "ALL:" "Uh-Oh." "If you don't put me down immediately," "I'm gonna get very, very rough with you!" "DEEP VOICE:" "I will rule the world." "SERVANT:" "Sir." "Oh, no, you won't." "I will rule the world." "[laughing]" "SERVANT:" "We have the girls and their dolls." "Good." "BRITTANY:" "I mean it, Buster!" "Unh!" "Ow!" "Let me go!" "Unh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Contact Jamal." "Tell him he can have the dolls, but I want the girls." "But Jamal specifically ordered the girls to be returned." "I do not take orders from Jamal." "I am doing him a favor." "And as payment, I keep the girls." "Ugh!" "Dream on, Tiny Tim!" "KING:" "Prepare for the engagement ceremony!" "In 10 years, I will make her one of my wives." "One of your wives?" "Ohh!" "[laughs nervously]" "Excuse me, sir, but, uh, you wouldn't want to marry Brittany." "She's..." "Well, she's very difficult." "And she's not very tidy." "And her cooking is atrocious." "And she spends money like a drunken sailor." "And... and when she doesn't get her way..." "That's enough, you guys!" "The ceremony will take place promptly at dawn." "[gasps] On!" "If you think I'm gonna marry that pint-sized twerp, you're nuts!" "[laughing]" ""Pint-sized twerp!"" "[laughing]" "I love it!" "I love it!" "What is a twerp?" "BRITTANY:" "You don't understand." "I don't care how important he is, how powerful he is, how rich he is..." "Uh... [chuckles]" "By the way, uh, how rich is he?" "[footsteps]" "An engagement present from the sheik, all the way from the South Pole." "Have a pleasant night." "[claps]" "ELEANOR:" "Oh!" "A baby penguin!" "Oh!" "How cute." "[scoffs] Whatever happened to diamonds and rubies?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Ohh!" "[squawks]" "It's okay, little fella." "I'm not gonna hurt you." "Oh, you miss your mama and papa, huh?" "[crying]" "The poor little thing is homesick." "I'm not exactly thrilled to be here myself, Jeanette." "We've got to find our dolls and get out of here." "[door thuds open, hinges squeak]" "[whispering] You two go ahead." "I'll be right back." "Oh!" "Unh!" "Why don't you just announce we're making our escape, Jeanefie?" "[hiss]" " [snakes hissing]" " Oh!" "[hissing]" "Oh, no!" "How do we get our dolls?" "Uh, we don't." "Wait a minute." "You've heard of snake charmers, right?" "Well, let's charm them." "[hissing] [rockabilly music playing]" "♪ Honey, you're a sweet thing ♪" "Unh!" "♪ And you look so fine ♪" "♪ All I ever wanted ♪" "♪ Is to make you mine ♪" "♪ Give me ♪" "I' Acme I'" "♪ Tell me what I need to do ♪" "♪ To get lucky with you ♪ [hisses]" "Unh!" "♪ Boy, I really love you ♪" "♪ With my heart and soul ♪" "♪ Honey, won't you take me ♪" "♪ Where I want to go?" "♪" "♪ Give me ♪" "I' Acme I'" "♪ Tell me what I need to do ♪" "♪ To get lucky with you ♪" "♪ Gettin' lucky, mmm, gettin' lucky ♪" "♪ Is really what it's all about ♪" "♪ Gettin' lucky, mmm, gettin' lucky ♪" "♪ Is something I can't do without ♪" "♪ Honey, I've been waitin' ♪" "♪ Waitin' patiently ♪" "♪ Let me unlock your heart, boy ♪" "♪ I think I got the key ♪" "♪ Give me ♪" "I' Acme I'" "♪ Tell me what I need to do ♪" "♪ To get lucky with you ♪" "♪ Oh-oh, give me ♪" "I' Acme I'" "♪ Tell me what I need to do ♪" "♪ To get lucky with you ♪" "♪ Oh, give me ♪" "I' Acme I'" "♪ Tell me what I need to do ♪" "♪ To get lucky with you ♪" "♪ Give me ♪" "I' Acme I'" "♪ Won't you tell me what I need to do ♪" "♪ To get lucky with you?" "♪" "♪ Oh, honey, honey, give me ♪" "I' Acme I'" "♪ Won't you tell me what I need to do ♪" "♪ To get lucky with you?" "♪" "JEANETTE:" "What's in the ice chest, Eleanor?" "ELEANOR:" "Oh, uh, just some cold drinks and sandwiches." "JEANETTE:" "Oh, Ellie, how can you think of food at a time like this?" "[jungle noises]" "ALVIN:" "Okay." "Let's get a good night's sleep, so we can get an early start in the morning." "[distant growling]" "I don't think we should have taken this shortcut." "It-it's too dangerous!" "Relax, Theodore." "This isn't the arcade game." "Huh?" "[squeaking]" "Aah!" "[chattering angrily]" "ALVIN:" "Phew!" " [jungle noises] - [gasps] Did you hear something?" "BOTH:" "Nope." "But something's out there." "He's still afraid of the boogeyman." "Don't worry, Theodore." "Alvin and I are right here." "Just try to go to sleep." "Okay." "[all snoring]" ", [twig snaps] ' [gasps] [sighs]" "[squeals] [bird chattering]" "[both groaning]" "ALVIN:" "Well, Theodore, did the boogeyman get you?" "Theodore?" "[both gasp]" "He's gone!" "Hey, what's that?" "BOTH:" "Uh-oh." "[leaves rustling, birds calling]" "SIMON:" "The footprints lead into that village." "ALVIN: [whispering] Theodore?" "SIMON:" "Theodore." "Theodore?" "Theodore." "[yells] Theo... [shouting in native language]" "Heh heh heh." "Hi, guys." "Watch the old maestro at work." "A little negotiating, and we're outta here." "We make you heap good offer." "See pretty clothes?" "TRIBESMEN:" "Ohh!" "Nice shoesies." "TRIBESMEN:" "Ohh!" "ALVIN:" "Make 'um plenty good music." "TRIBESMEN:" "Ohh!" "You take 'um all this wampum, and we take 'um little butterball you stealum from us last night." "How 'bout it?" "Brilliant negotiating, Alvin." " [funky music playing] - [singing scat] [sighs]" "I hate to think what's happened to Theodore." "Yeah." "Who knows what they've done to the poor little guy?" "[drumming and chanting]" "TRIBESMEN:" "Ohh!" "[chanting in native language] [slurping]" "BOTH:" "Theodore!" "Alvin!" "Simon!" "[speaks native language] [both grunt] [speaking native language]" "What's going on?" "Uh, if I'm translating correctly," "I-I think they said Theodore is their long lost Prince of Plenty." "Prince of Plenty?" "Now you're talking!" "[speaking native language]" "And the only way for us to live is to be his slave." "Slave?" "Forget it!" "[gasps] [tribesmen speaking native language] [nervous laugh] Where to, your Royalness?" "[Jeanette stretching]" "Jeanette, could you pass me something to eat?" "[gasps]" "Don't do it, Jeanette!" "When it comes to food, Eleanor, you're awful selfish!" "[squeaking] Hello!" "[gasps] A Penguin?" "You were going to eat this penguin?" "[squeals]" "ELEANOR:" "Don't be ridiculous, Brittany!" "We've gotta get this little guy back to Antarctica." "He'll die if we don't." "And how do you propose we do that, Eleanor," "Federal Express?" "ELEANOR:" "No." "I thought we could take him." "BRITTANY:" "And lose the race?" "!" "Jeanette, will you please talk some sense into your sister?" "She's right, Brittany." "You're both crazy!" "I'm sorry, but we're talking about $100,000, and... uh, well, uh..." "He doesn't look very good, Eleanor." "I told you." "Well, how do we get to Antarctica?" "Just one little bite for Auntie Eleanor." "[whimpers]" "He's getting worse." "What can we do?" "ELEANOR:" "He needs his mama, Brittany." "She'll know what to do." "[moaning]" "♪ It's hard to remember ♪" "♪ Summer or winter ♪" "♪ When she hasn't been there for me ♪" "♪ A friend and companion ♪" "♪ I can always depend on ♪" "♪ My mother, that's who I mean ♪" "♪ I've taken for granted ♪" "♪ Seeds that she planted ♪" "♪ She's always behind everything ♪" "♪ A teacher, a seeker ♪" "♪ A both arms outreacher ♪" "♪ My mother, that's who I mean ♪ [sighs]" "ELEANOR: ♪ Wish I could slow down the hands of time ♪" "♪ Keep things the way they are ♪" "♪ If she said so, I would give her the world ♪" "♪ If I could, I would ♪" "♪ My love and my laughter ♪" "♪ From here ever after ♪" "♪ Is all that she says that she needs ♪" "CHIPETTES:" "♪ A friend and companion ♪" "♪ I can always depend on ♪" "♪ My mother, that's who I mean ♪" "♪ My mother, that's who I mean ♪" "♪ That's who I mean ♪" "We'd better call Miss Furschtien." "[telephone rings] [whimpers]" "CLAUDIA:" "Hello?" "HENCHMAN:" "Ma'am, we've located the girls." "They've strayed nearly a thousand miles off course." "CLAUDIA:" "What?" "!" "They must have discovered the jewels and decided to make a break for it." "HENCHMAN:" "Well, ma'am, we tried to stop them." "They were very, very slippery." "CLAUDIA:" "I don't want your excuses!" "I want those dolls!" "And don't come back without them!" "[baby penguin squawking]" "There's the balloon." "Let's go." "[penguins squawking]" "Mmm!" "CHIPETTES:" "Bye-bye!" "Thank you!" "Ahh!" "[gasps]" "Unh!" "Mmm!" "Give us back our dolls, you creeps!" "[tearing]" "Unh!" "HENCHMANI Move!" "Ahh!" "Ooh!" "' [penguins chattering] - [groans]" "[groaning]" "Aah!" "Thanks again!" "Bye!" "[squawking]" "HENCHMAN:" "How we going to explain this to Claudia?" "HENCHMAN 2:" "Hey, you can tell her." "Listen, every time we get into some kind of a problem, you're always trying to weasel out of it!" "[both arguing]" "I don't get it." "Why are people willing to kill for these dolls?" "Because they're so cute." "Look at this sweet little face." "Wait a minute." "[gasps] Look at this!" "Diamonds!" "Open a Chipmunk doll." "[gasps]" "There must be thousands of dollars in each of these!" "I don't believe it." "This whole race was just to get us to deliver these diamonds." "[gasps] And if we're in danger, the boys must be in danger, too!" "We've got to find them!" "[jungle noises]" "3:00 in the morning, and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms!" "I hope he chokes on them!" "Alvin!" "Well, I've had it!" "Hey, Alvin, look over here." "What is it, Simon?" "It's ancient writing that says," ""Sacrifice the full moon on the Prince of Plenty."" "That doesn't make any sense." "Oh. [chuckles]" "How silly of me." "It's "eyes" before "eat" except after "teeth."" "I got it reversed." "It says, "Sacrifice the Prince of Plenty on the full moon."" "BOTH: [gasp] Oh, no!" "They're going to sacrifice Theodore tonight!" "Over my dead body!" "[drums and shouting]" "You mean, over our dead bodies." "[chomping and growling]" "[shouting]" "[Alvin blows]" "Are there, uh, any, uh, [blowing]" "Favorite songs [blows]" "You'd like to hear [blows] before we go?" "Hmm!" "Woory Burry!" ""Woory?" "Do you think he means Woo/y Bully?" "Well... [blowing]" "It's worth a try." "Uno, dos!" "One, two, tres, cuatro!" "[Wooly Bully playing]" "Yeah, Woory Burry!" "Watch it now!" "They'll get you!" "Here it comes, here it comes!" "I love it!" "Get down, mama!" "Watch it now!" "' Raw." "* Raw.!" "Get down, get runky!" "Ha ha!" "♪ Mattie told Hattie about a thing she saw ♪" "♪ Had two big horns ♪" "♪ And a wooly jaw ♪" "♪ Wooly bully ♪" "TRIBESMEN:" "♪ Woory burry ♪" "ALVIN:" "Yeah!" "♪ Wooly bully ♪" "Whoa!" "♪ Hattie told Mattie ♪" "Aah!" "Whoo!" "♪ Let's don't take no chance ♪" "Aah!" "♪ Let's not be L7 ♪" "Whoa!" "♪ Come and learn to dance ♪" "♪ Wooly bully ♪ [groaning]" " ♪ Woory burry ♪" " Oww!" "ALVIN:" "That's right!" "♪ Wooly bully ♪" "ALVIN:" "Watch it now, watch it!" "Watch it, watch it!" "Aah!" "Hey, what's all that ruckus?" "It looks like a big celebration." "ELEANOR:" "They've got a bonfire and a chubby little butterball tied to a stake." "[gasps] It's Theodore!" "They've got the Chipmunks!" "BRITTANY:" "Come on!" "[grunting]" "♪ Mattie told Hattie ♪" "♪ That's the thing to do ♪" " ♪ Get you someone really ♪" " Aah!" "♪ Pull the wool with you ♪" "♪ Wooly bully ♪" "TRIBESMEN: ♪ Woory burry ♪" "Aah!" " ♪ Wooly bully ♪" " Huh?" "♪ Wooly bully ♪" " ALVIN:" "Watch it now, watch it!" " Aah!" "Here it comes!" "You've got it, you've got it!" "Aah!" "Whoa!" "[gulp] [tribesmen shouting]" "THEODORE:" "Hey, shouldn't I thank them?" "They were very sweet to me." "ALVIN:" "Send them a postcard, Theodore." "[Claudia mutters angrily]" "Two days, and I haven't heard from anyone!" "Those incompetent fools!" "Where could they be?" " I'll find them if it's the last thing I do." " [growling]" "And when I get my hands on those..." "Unh!" "[yelps]" "Oh, my head." "Claudia, it's 5:00 in the morning." "What's going on?" "Oh, nothing, Klaus." "Sophie just knocked over the vase." "SOPHIE:" "Huh?" "Hmm!" "KLAUS:" "Why, you little mutt." "[whimpers]" "That was a priceless antique." "CLAUDIA:" "Klaus, heel!" "Really, Klaus, you're such a bully." "Go back to bed." "What?" "Any word yet?" "Yes." "Our men have spotted them." "They should be landing at the airport shortly." "I'll meet you there, Inspector." "We'll take you to the airport, Mario." "THEODORE:" "Are we there yet?" "JEANETTE:" "Theodore, if you ask one..." "Wait a minute!" "We're home!" "[jet engines]" "[thump]" "FLIGHT ATTENDANT: [on speaker] Please fasten your seatbelts." "There they are!" "ALL:" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Children!" " [groaning]" " Children!" "Oh, how good to see you, darlings!" "Don't "children" us!" "Yeah." "We know all about the diamonds." "[squeak] [giggling]" "Now, don't try anything stupid." "Just hand over the dolls." "[gasps]" "Come on!" "CHIPETTES:" "♪ We don't have to do ♪" "♪ What you tell us to do no more ♪ [groaning]" "♪ You get what you need ♪" "♪ And you don't want it anymore ♪" "♪ We don't cry now ♪" "Come on, this way." "♪ We don't know how ♪" "CLAUDIA:" "Come back here!" "♪ We heard what you said ♪" " ♪ And we don't believe a word you say ♪" " Ugh!" "♪ The hill is a high one ♪" "♪ But we'll climb it anyway ♪" "ALL:" "Whoa!" " ♪ There's no doubt ♪" " Aah!" " ♪ You'll find out ♪" " Whoa!" "♪ We're the ones on the run ♪" "♪ We're the girls, we're the diamond dolls ♪" "♪ Diamond dolls ♪" "♪ It's a ravenous world ♪" "♪ And the ceiling is very tall ♪" "♪ I Do do do do ♪" "After them!" "♪ There's no wait and no line ♪" "♪ And no ladder and many fall ♪" "It's too late, Claudia." "They'll make a scene in front of all these people." "Then we'll tell them we have the babysitter." "What was her name?" "Miss, uh..." "Miss Miller." "Oh, Wait!" "I have a message from Miss Miller!" "ALL:" "Huh?" "Hand over the dolls and do as we say if you ever want to see your babysitter again." " Hmm." " Alvin!" "CLAUDIA:" "Of course you know Sophie." "[growling]" "But I don't believe you've met Mario." "He has a tendency to talk too much." "KLAUS:" "Get in." "Hey!" "My cap!" "P.A.:..." "loading and unloading of passengers only." "No..." "Hey, this cap looks like Alvin's." " ALVIN:" "Dave!" " Huh?" "Help!" "[tires squealing]" "Somebody, help!" "My son's in trouble!" "Inspector Jamal." "Let's go." "[song begins again] [tires squeal] [siren]" "♪ We're the ones on the run ♪" "♪ We're the girls, we're the diamond dolls ♪" "♪ Diamond dolls ♪" "♪ It's a ravenous world ♪" "♪ And the ceiling is very tall ♪" "♪ Do do do do do do ahh ♪" "♪ There's no wait and no line ♪" "♪ And no ladder and many fall ♪" "♪ Diamond dolls ♪" "♪ We're the cream of the crop, never stop ♪" "♪ We're the diamond dolls ♪" "♪ I told the witch doctor I was in love with you ♪" "♪ And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do ♪" "♪ He said that ♪" " Now, let's see." " [car horns honking]" " David is arriving at European Airlines." " [tires screeching]" "Oh, oh, there it is!" "♪ Ooh ooh, ooh eee ooh ah ah ♪" "♪ Ting tang walla walla bing bang ♪" "[Claudia chuckles]" "In a few minutes, we'll be on our private jet to Costa Rica." "Ha ha ha!" "Here's to me." "[both gasp] [tires screeching]" "Oh, good heavens!" "[tires screeching] [all groaning]" "You should have been wearing your seatbelts." "Huh?" "Oh, my car!" "[growling]" "I hope you have insurance, buster!" "Huh?" "Never in all my life have I seen such reckless driving!" " [sirens approaching]" " CHIPMUNKS:" "Miss Miller?" "[gasps] Boys?" "Kids!" "ALVIN:" "Dave!" "Dave!" "Boy, it's good to see you, Dave, I..." "I think." "Well, if it isn't my old friends, Klaus and Claudia." "[Sophie growling]" "Here's to you, Claudia." "[click]" "If so much as one hair is out of place on my Sophie, you'll live to regret it!" "[growling] [miss Miller crying]" "I can understand this deception from Alvin, but not you, Theodore." "[sobbing] [blowing nose]" "I'm sorry, Miss Miller." "Thanks for all your help, Inspector." "Thank you." "Hey, what about my 100,000 bucks?" "Your 100,000?" "We won the race." "Oh, yeah?" "BRITTANY:" "Yeah!" "ALVIN:" "Oh, yeah?" "All right, you two." "We've got a lot of talking to do." "BOTH:" "Yes, Dave." "[crying]" "Maybe you should let Dave drive, Miss Miller." "I wouldn't think of it." " [engine starts]" " Besides, driving relaxes me." "Get in, David." "[tires screech]" "But, Dave, they promised us $100,000." "Not now, Alvin." "But they've got $5 million in diamonds!" "Don't we get anything?" "Alvin!" "ALVIN:" "But we just cracked a huge smuggling ring!" "MISS MILLER:" "Shut up, Alvin!" "ALVIN:" "Okay, okay, we'll give you half." "DAVE:" "Alvin!" "[music]" "[song begins]" "♪ We don't have to do what you tell us to do no more ♪" "♪ You get what you need, and you don't want it anymore ♪" "♪ We don't cry now ♪" "♪ We don't know how ♪" "♪ We heard what you said ♪" "♪ And we don't believe a word you say ♪" "♪ The hill is a high one, but we'll climb it anyway ♪" "♪ There's no doubt ♪" "♪ You'll find out ♪" "♪ We're the ones on the run ♪" "♪ We're the girls, we're the diamond dolls ♪" "♪ Diamond dolls ♪" "♪ It's a ravenous world, and the ceiling is very tall ♪" "♪ Do do do do do do do ahh ♪" "♪ There's no wait and no line ♪" "♪ And no ladder and many fall ♪" "♪ Diamond dolls ♪" "♪ We're the cream of crop, never stop ♪" "♪ We're the diamond dolls ♪" "♪ A girl shouldn't sit in the corner and wait for life ♪" "♪ Some girls like to go out looking for paradise ♪" "♪ You'll find out you had it anyway ♪" "♪ Don't look down, no matter what they say ♪" "♪ You do what you do and you try not to break the law ♪" "IA girl hits her mark when she don't look ahead too far ♪" "♪ There's no doubt you're gonna get it all ♪" "♪ You'll find out everything you want ♪" "♪ Give a hand to the girls ♪" "♪ Who go after the diamond dolls ♪" "♪ Diamond dolls ♪" "♪ It's a ravenous world, and the ceiling is very tall ♪" "♪ Do do do do do do do ahh ♪" "♪ There's a river that flows to the sea ♪" "♪ And it's very long ♪" "♪ Diamond dolls ♪ [new song fades in]" "♪ Sun goes down, I'm just getting up ♪" "♪ I'm headin' for the city lights ♪" "♪ Radio blastin' all the way to the club ♪" "♪ Gonna rock this town tonight ♪" "♪ You're living in a man's world, they tell us ♪" "♪ But we ain't gonna buy it ♪" "♪ The things they're trying to sell us now ♪" "♪ 'Cause we're the girls of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Whoo-ooh ♪" "♪ Yeah, we're the girls of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Rock 'n' roll-oll-oll-oll, yeah ♪" "♪ Whoa, yeah, the curtain's up, and I'm ready to go ♪" "♪ My guitar is in my hand ♪" "♪ There's nothin' more that I'd rather do ♪" "♪ Than play in a rock 'n' roll band ♪" "♪ What we have is what we will be givin' ♪" "♪ Headed for the top ♪" "♪ Don't you know we'll never stop believing now ♪" "♪ 'Cause we're the boys of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ You better believe it, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ We're the boys of rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Rock 'n' roll-oll ♪" "[song ends]"