"In short, this is my brother." "He has always been there for me." " I got my driving license!" " On my way." " I have a sketchy pimple on the..." " On my way." " Here we go, I'm going to sleep with her!" " On my way." " Hey, no!" " Do you have condoms?" " No." " On my way." "And that time, I had told him:" " She dumped me." " On my way." "It was when my ex dumped me." " If you don't like that, I'm out of here!" "My brother is like a supermarket: he is organized, he looks proper, and he always have what I need." "He got there." " I'm here." "My brother likes himself a lot, since he is like a supermarket he also likes supermarkets a lot." "We went to the supermarket." " You have to pull yourself together." "I can guess what my brother is about to say with the face he makes just before." " That restaurant is really..." ""Shitty."" " Shitty." " Take these ones." ""It's better for you"." " It's better for you." " That girl yesterday night was really..." ""Hot"." " Interesting." "He meant "hot"." "He told me:" " Take some condoms." "My ex sent me a text, he told me:" " Don't read it." "I read it, she asked me: "Why are you ignoring me?"" "I wanted to answer "I'm not ignoring you", eventually I decided to ignore her." "He told me:" " Honestly..." ""It was the best thing to do"." " It was the best thing to do." "I was about to take "Ma che pasta!" pasta, he told me:" " No, don't take these pasta, they're shit." "That's why they put an Italian guy on it." "I took another package of pasta, I saw my ex..." "I put back the package." "I understand why she said that I ignored her." "She came by, she saw the condoms, she said:" " Well well, you're not wasting your time!" "I panicked, I said that they were for Keyvan." "She said:" " You're not with your girlfriend anymore ?" "He said:" " Yes I am." "She looked at me, I looked at her, he looked at me, she looked at him, she looked at me, he said:" " She has her periods." "It was nasty, but well played." "She didn't believe him, she left." "My brother said: "It will pass"." "In short, I went shopping with my brother." " On my way." " OK."