"Thank you guys for having this over." "Oh~yeah." "This is fun couple's night." "Yeah." "I don't know why we don't hang out with married couples more often." "Well because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away." "You mean that Portuguese couple." "Yeah." "Like you wouldn't have done it." "Hey you guys." "I have great news." "Ross." "We're kind of in the middle of dinner here." "Oh well.." "I already ate but...sure." "Guess what happened at work today?" "A dinosaur died a million years ago." "Try 65 million years ago and then try shee~~" "My tenure review board met today and I hear it's looking really good." "Wow~" "Yeah." "Do you have idea what this means in academic circles, huh?" "I am gonna get laid." "Hi you guys." "Hey" "Ooh" "No.." "No one want a second's, right?" "No.." "I.." "I am good." "Hey you guys never gonna believe it?" "This headhunter called me I have a meeting tomorrow with Goochie." "Goochie wants me!" "I am a fore-tenure." "Congratulations." "You too." "What are the odds!" "Oh~" "Guess what?" "I finally got that seed out of my teeth." "I don't know who I am happiest for?" "I do." "He's been working on that all day!" ""So no one told you life was gonna be this way"" ""Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA."" ""It's like you're always stuck in second gear"" ""When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year"" ""I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour"" ""I'll be there for you like I've been there before"" ""I'll be there for you 'cause you're there for me too"" "Hey Mon, was it weird changing your name to Gather Bing?" "No..no." "It felt nice to acknowledge this." "Oh" "Where did you go to do it?" "Em.." "The..the ministry of names..bureau." "You never did it!" "I'm sorry." "Just the idea of being an official Bing." "Hey I would have you known that..ah..who I'm kidding." "Let's call it kid Gather and that Bing die with me." "?" "Thanks" "Honey, would you want me to take your name?" "Oh~ It's up to you." "It's your name." "You got a liberty." "Let's see." "Call me Mrs. Hunigen." "Mrs. Hunigen." "What?" "Can you see I'm in the middle of something?" "Oh I like it." "Hey guys!" "Hey Joe." "we got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house." "You wanna come with us?" "No, thank you." "You're not happy about us moving, but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house." "Yeah." "Come with us, you'll see it's close to the city." "No, it's not close." "You said it was in .I can't even find out on the map." "Joey, please come." "You mean so much to us." "You know what, you're my friends." "I wanna be supportive." "I will come with you, ?" "Dammit." "See you guys later." "OK" "We'll pick you up at 11." "So glad you're coming." "All right" "Good for you." "That was really mature." "What?" "No." "The only reason I am going to that stupid new house is that" "I can point out everything that's wrong with it so they dont move." "I am gonna make them stay here." "Your strength kind of grown up." "Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't wanna do." "Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's..he is.." "O..oh He..hey" "We not talk about that now." "All right." "Pooh?" "Look." "Monica and Chandler really love this house." "You're not gonna talk them into staying here." "Hey hey." "I can't convince people to do anything, you know." "I bet I can even get Mike to do that thing." "What is it?" "I AM NOT gonna help you do that!" "Oh my.." "Hi." "Em.." "I'm here to see Mr. Canbo with Goochie." "The reservation is probably under Goochie." "It..it's spelled like Gucky which can be confusing!" "Mr. Canbo is not here yet." "Let me show you to his table." "Oh my god." "That's my boss." "You have to set this somewhere else." "I'm sorry." "This's always Mr. Canbo's table." "But my boss can not see me." "I'm interviewing for another job." "I know, with Gucky." "Rachel?" "Hah, Monodates!" "That's great." "Yeah it is." "Yeah, you know, it's tough single mam career." "You've got to get out there." "Well you got a..good energy." "Ah..oh" "Rachel!" "Yes." "Hi" "James Canbo" "Hi" "Hi" "Execuse us." "Please" "OK" "He's cute." "So..your resume is quite impressive." "My resume.." "I wouldn't.." "I wouldn't call my own night dating profile a resume." "Dating profile." "I'm talking about the work resume.." "La la..." "Whatever happen to, just singing for no reason." "Maybe people found it weird." "Maybe" "So..why do you wanna leave Rof Lauren?" "What?" "I.." "I don't." "You don't?" "No." "I lo.." "love it there." "If you don't wanna leave, why are we having this lunch?" "That is my boss" "What?" "That is my boss" "That's  boss?" "This place is so depressing." "I had to work here I'd kill myself." "You obviously haven't." "How can I help you?" "Em.." "I need to change my name please." "I need to change it because I'm hiding from the law." "You're fine." "Please fill out this form." "OK" "I just saw I don't know how it work exactly." "See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hunegen." "So is it supposed to be Buffay Hunegen or Hunegen Buffay?" "It can be anything you want?" "Wa.not anything?" "I mean." "Yeah..anything" "Oh..this could take a while." "Get out of  line." "Hey." "Hey Phoebs." "Oh not any more." "I changed it today." "Oh I'm sorry." "Mrs. Hunegen." "Wrong again." "Apparently You can change it to anything you want so I thought.." "here's an opportunity to be creative." "So Mit Princess Conswellis Bannanahammic." "That's we're gonna name the baby." "Phoeby" "Not." "Princess Conswellis." "You seriously changed your name to that?" "Uh-huh." "Ok." "So from now on we have to call you Princess Conswellis." "I know." "I'm gonna have my friends call me ." "Hey how did the interview go?" "Not good." "You know, I always feel that way afternoon." "I'll bet one better than you think." "Well, I didn't get the job at Goochie and got fired from Rof Laren." "That is bad interview." "What're you..what're you talking about?" "How this happen?" "Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything." "So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna let me go because I'm not a teamplayer." "And I say "Wait a minute." "No." "Yes I'm"." "And then I have to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that in fact..was true." "Oh god." "I'm so sorry." "Hey, Wa..wo.." "W..what's this?" "It's..it's a bottle of champagne!" "Why is this here?" "Ross?" "I guess it's here because I got TENURE!" "Congratulations." "This a single greatest day of my professional career." "Gunther, 6 glasses." "Six?" "You want me to drink?" "Oh, I thought Joey was here." "Five is good." "Ah.." "I'm gonna have a  in my coffee tomorrow." "Ooh.." "It's really champagne." "And it's vanilla." "I got tenure and I didn't win the lottery." "Hey Rach." "So.." "How did your thing go?" "Oh..good." "Yeah..but I'm not gonna hear about that for a couple of days." "Oh you know what, you're gonna get it." "I.." "I can feel it." "Can you?" "Honey here's to Ross." "And..and to years of hard work finally paid off." "And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything." "But also knowing it means A LOT." "But more importantly to full well-rounded lifes." "That center around work." "To ross." "You know the best about this is?" "I can't never be fired." "No seriously." "I have job security for life, you know." "I mean I never have to worry." "Oh..oh look at you." "Look..how happy you're for me." "No, it's not that." "I got fired today and I didn't get the other job." "Rachel I'm so sorry." "Oh~" "Great." "I feel like an idiot." "No, it's OK." "You didn't know." "Oh" "Little  would have been nice." "Thank you for let him see the house again." "And thank you for explaining 'U..' means." "I already forgot what you said." "But thank you." "Take as loog as you want." "Just let me when you're through." "So glad you decided to come." "Me too." "Yeah, this place is great." "So happy for your guys." "Although you know I hope you like fungus." "What?" "Fungus." "Yeah place is full of it." "No, it's not." "We had an inspection and I didn't find anything." "OK" "And I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason." "Maybe it's because you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole right here." "Maybe." "So this is the living room huh?" "Oof, it's pretty dark." "No it's not." "Are you kidding." "I think I just saw a bat at corner." "When you head was hanging out of the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?" "Maybe." "I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know, or any other house for that matter." "Oh Joey." "We know you're having a hard time with this but we really..we love it here." "Fine." "OK." "If you love this house so much then you should live here, OK?" "I just hope you get used to that weird hemming sound." "Joey, we know that's you." "No." "It's not." "Hey" "Hey" "Welcome back." "I missed you." "Oh Me too." "So what's new?" "Well I'm no longer Phoebe Buffay." "That's great." "You changed your name?" "Yes I did." "Mit Princess Conswellis Bannanahammic." "You're kidding, right?" "Nope." "You really did that?" "Yep." "You..you can't do that." "Why?" "Why?" "It's fun." "It's different." "No one else has a name like it." "All right." "Then I'm gonna change my name." "Great." "OK, what you're gonna change it to?" "Crap Bag." "Mike Crap Bag?" "No." "No mike." "No." "Just Crap Bag." "First name Crap last name Bag." "You're not serious, right?" "Yeah I'm serious." "It's fun." "It's different." "No one else has a name like that." "Uh-huh." "Well then great." "If you love it, I love it." "I do love it, and I love your name." "I love Princess Conswellis." "And I love Crap." "Ou.." "Who are you?" "Oh, hi, I'm Joey." "My stupid friends are buying this house?" "Who are you?" "I am Merchanzie." "My stupid parents are selling this house." "I hate my parents." "I hate my friends." "Look, there's gotta be a way that we can't stop this from happening." "Like what?" "Oh.." "OK." "You come with me and you tell them that the house is haunted." "What are you eight?" "Ok." "Let's show your great idea." "I don't have any great ideas." "I am eight." "It gotta be a way." "I mean, you know, Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike." "That just leaves me and Ross and Rachel, you know what that mean?" "I really don't." "What I can do?" "I feel like I'm losing my friends." "My parents say I may make new friends." "Oh yeah, sure, easy for you." "You're younger than me." "I am sadden my ways." "This's what my mon always talking about:" "Whiners's winners." "Look." "You want your friends to be happy, right?" "Yeah..yeah." "I guess yeah." "Well moving here is gonna make them happy." "Don't you want them to do it?" "Yeah." "Maybe." "Then you gotta let them go." "I hate to admit it, but you're probably right." "How did you get to speak so smart?" "I read a lot." "Just what I thought we could be friends." "Oh, here, Rach." "Just heard it." "I'm so sorry." "Oh thank you." "Still don't know my name, do you?" "Now I don't have to." "Ross, what is taking you so long?" "I'm sorry." "It's almost says if this wasn't built for quick get-away." "Rachel?" "Mark?" "Oh my god." "How have you been?" "Fantastic!" "You remember Ross?" "Sure sure." "What's with the chair?" "Uh..you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway so..." "Clever." "So..so how are you?" "Ah.." "You're not catching me on my best day." "Yeah box full of your desk stuff does exact  promotion." "No, but it's good, you know." "I'm gonna take some time off.." "some charity work." "Are you sure?" "Because we may have something to talk." "charitywork,whatyou got ?" "Why do we have a dinner and talk about it?" "Great" "Great" "I'll call you." "Ok" "Nice to see you." "Yeah..yeah I got tenure." "Oh my god." "So see, I told you some good would come along." "And he seemed really nice." "I.." "I have met him before?" "Ross, that's Mark." "Bloomingdales, you were insanely jealous of him." "That is Mark." "I hate that guy." "No..no." "You can not go to dinner with him." "What?" "You don't want me to get a job?" "Oh yeah." "I'm suer he is gonna give you a job." "Maybe make you his sex rettery." "I am serious." "I just don't trust that guy." "OK?" "Ross, you know what?" "Ok, let's talk about later." "There comes security." "Oh I love this street." "The trees, the big front yards." "That actual picket fences." "Man, those two dogs are going at it!" "Hey." "Hey, where have been?" "Oh, Just..you know looking around." "But you know what, this house is great." "Really, what changed your mind?" "The little girl who lives here maybe feel a lot better about the whole thing." "Joey, there was a little girl who lived here but she died like 30 years ago." "What?" "Huh~I'm just messing with you." "That's not funny." "You know I'm afraid of little girl ghost." "Joey, now you're OK with the house, you wanna go see your room?" "What?" "I get my own room." "You don't think we buy a house not have a Joey room, do you?" "Oh my god." "Can I have an  and a sex wing?" "No." "Why not?" "I'll keep the tank clean." "After you, Mrs. Banana Hunick." "Thank you, Mr. Bag." "Oh, hey how are you?" "Ah, hi Oreeda." "Oreeda is a massage client." "Yeah." "Oh" "Why don't you introduce me?" "Oreeder, this my husband." "I want you to tell her my name." "Ok, I will." "This is..this is my husband.." "Crap Bag." "Crap Bag." "If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap." "OK." "Execuse me." "Ok, fine." "You made your point." "Can you please just be my Ha again?" "Only if you would be Phoebe Buffay." "How about Buffay Henegen?" "Really?" "Yeah, I'm Phoebe Buffay Hanigen Bannanahammic." "Do you even know what a bannanahammic is?" "It's a funny word." "It's a speedo." "Oh, crap." "Hey, is Rachel here?" "Nope." "She's still at dinner?" "I guess. who's she with?" "That guy Mark from Bloomingdales." "She think he's just been nice to her, but I know he really want to sleep with her." "It's 7 years ago." "My time machine works!" "We went into him on the street today and he said he might have a job for her, but I know he just ?" "pants." "So why don't he want to sleep with her?" "I mean, she is single and he is cute." "Execuse me?" "Oh please." "Yesterday on the subway you couldn't stop staring at that woman with a big breast the whole time." "For your information, I was staring at her baby." "We're about to be parents." "Oh sorry." "Hi you guys." "Hi." "So..how was dinner?" "Oh it was great." "Mark is so sweet." "Oh yeah yeah." "I wonder why." "What could that s.. possibly want?" "Oh Ross." "Come on." "He is happily married." "His wife just had twins." "Should we send something?" "How did the job stuff go?" "He offered me one." "That's great!" "Congratulations" "I know it's amazing." "It's amazing." "It's so much better than what I had at Rof Lauren." "The money is Great." "Can we..can we just stop for a second." "Who said something better would come along, huh?" "You didn't believe me." "I told you everything was gonna work out." "You know what, this calls for a bottle of ." "The job is in Paris." "I mean the soap opera is a great , but..am I missing opportunities?" "You know I always thought of myself as a serious actor." "I mea..should I be trying to do more independent movies?" "I don't know." "You know what, I'm gonna put you off my bear." "Hold on." "Hey bear, I need some career advice."