"Previously in "Nothing New"." "I used to go to work with Isobel Devreaux, an analyst friend." " When do you leave?" " In two days." "Go on!" " Actually..." " We'll get married!" "You know, I thought maybe we could..." " Having a baby?" " You read minds?" " I thought the same thing." " And?" "It's many things at the same time." "I'm almost 30 and I wanted to be a father before 30." "I want my son to be 18 before I'll be 50." " Son?" " Or daughter, whatever." "Anyway, gay adoption is not legal." "No choice." "Let's adopt in China." "It's complicated enough in France." "We can adopt if we are single." "This is impossible." "We'll be on news as the first french gay wedding." "Right." "There is a last solution." "What's your emergency, guys?" "I work in an hospital!" "I can't leave for a day, like that." " We'll get married!" " Yeah, nice." "But you can say it on phone!" "I needed to be here to hear it?" "Isobel, let him finish." " Spit it out!" " We have to put it in, first." "What?" "We want you to be our surrogate mother!" "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Episode 3- Temp mother" "What is she thinking about?" "3 blind mice, 3 blind mice." "See how they run, see how they..." "It's been a minute." "And in 1 minute we made coffee and knit a scarf?" "A baby?" "You mean, growing and living inside me?" "Right, yes." "Like in "Alien"?" "Minus the blood, the chestburster and the dead Marines." "For the blood I'm not sure, and 1 or 2 Marines could die if it's the Antichrist." "I'm half honored, and half thinking that I don't want to have children." "Take your time to think about it." "Who would be the father?" "We talked a lot about it." "I prefer Johannes, to be sure the baby would be beautiful." "And I prefer Maykel." "I can understand him, but not you." " It's love." " I don't understand either." "Anyway, we had an idea." "Mix sperm, let nature choose!" "Now I have this picture in mind." "So you'll both be the father?" "That's it." "And you think I could say yes?" "We checked, your genes are perfect." " You chose me on my genes?" "Yes." "I'm strangely honored." "And I may be as crazy as my patients cause..." "I'll say yes." " Seriously?" " Yes." "It's maybe my only chance to be a mother, as I'm single." " By the way..." " You know a guy for me?" "No, but..." "You don't want me to be a full-time mom." "I'll be your surrogate mother only, it's ok." " So, you're ok?" " And your job?" "Don't worry." "I have some months to find a colleague for my patients." "I deserve some holidays." "Then, welcome in the family!" " You're free today?" " I took a day off, why?" "There is someone you have to meet." "I didn't know you were in charge of it!" "The name of Valerie Pevensie is famous." "Wait." "Who is she?" "We were in high school together." " Another secret and hidden love?" " No." "But she helped me with Esther." "Helped?" "You never listened to my advices." "How is Esther?" "Subject closed." "Anyway, she helped me before, and will do it again." "I help gay couples to adopt children, not in a legal way, and check if they are ready to be parents." "How do you know if we are ready?" "You show us some ink stains?" "Do you want to see ink stains?" "Do you want me to want to see ink stains?" "As you want." "I see." "You'll analyze me, judge me, and I'll end with a T-shirt "I'm gay cause of my mom"?" "Can I have this shirt?" "Am I the only normal person?" "And you'll have the child of these guys?" "Ok, I'm in a parallel universe." "Let's be honest..." "I'm ok with this adoption, but not the law." "But I fuck laws." "You have the surrogate, and you look equilibrated." "Wait." "This was your test?" "That's all?" "The writers just have 2 minutes left for this episode." "So I have to shorten it." "It explains the scarf!" "When do we start?" "We have to fill some papers for her to abandon the baby." "What?" " The abandon thing..." " It's a problem?" "No..." "Yes...." "I have to make my mind up." "You won't abandon the baby, you'll be the girl around if needed, you'll be the funny aunt!" "This baby will have 3 aunts." " We could do it on Wednesday." " Already?" "It doesn't always work the first time." "Until then, no sex for you." "No sex?" "I'm not the only one to suffer." "And you should live here." "The fathers have to be near the baby." "We have a free bedroom." "Perfect!" "See you on Wednesday." "See you." "I can't realize what's happening." "The worst is yet to come." "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"