"Get ready for room service, mate, and girls." "We're gettin' our ape and going to Vegas." "By next weekend, we'll be headlining at the Tropicana." " Nobody is gonna stop us." " Right." "George of the Jungle must be halfway to Frisco by now." "Ah, but the plotting poachers were only half correct... for at that very moment, our handsome hero was all the way to San Francisco." " Yes, Mother, I'm safe." " You're sure you didn't catch dengue fever?" "No, Mother, I did not catch dengue fever." " Well, how's your temperature?" " Normal." " Colour of your tongue?" " Pink." " What about your hmm-hmm?" " Regular." "Now, Lyle." "How is my darling future son-in-law?" "Lyle is..." "He's happy to be home, Mom." "Could you hold on one second?" "George, please don't call any animals into the car, okay?" "Thanks." "Mom?" "You there?" "Mom, hold on." "I'm losing you again." "George." "George." "No." "Are you paying any attention?" "This is important." "No." "I know it's important." "Geo-Geo..." "George." "George." "Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot." "This faster than riding big, great, peanut-loving poochie Shep." "Love you, Mom." "Gotta go." "Bye." "Watch out for that..." "Ooh!" "So, what do you think of my jungle?" "This very high tree house." "Good place to call friends from." "Sound carry." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." "The neighbours." " Give it a rest!" " We're ten storeys up, George." "I don't think the animals can make it up here." "Oh, sure." "George know that." "George know that." "You must be tired." "I'll, um... make the couch up for you to sleep in the living room." "Oh, no." "George sleep here in tree house." "Okay." "Good night." "Sleep sweet, Ursula." "Sleep sweet, George." "Ooh." "Well, Ursula's fiance is in prison... and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony." " She could use a best friend right now." " Hi." " Hi." " I got here as fast as I could." " Where is he?" " He's under the waterf..." "He's in the shower." "Not any more." " George." " Oh." "Bad waterfall." "First water get hot, then George slip on this strange, yellow rock." "Oh!" " Hi." "George of Jungle." " Charmed, I'm sure." "George." "Um, take this big book." "Whoop!" "Cover the booty, get into decent clothes." " Sorry, Betsy." " Bye." " No problem." " Okay." " I see why they made him king of the jungle." "Betsy, I am in trouble here, okay?" "How am I gonna tell my parents that my fiance's in an African jail... and that I brought home a jungle man?" "You are totally stuck on George, huh?" "No, I am not!" " Can I have him then?" " Okay, let's think." "Think, think, think." "Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think." "What am I gonna do about tomorrow?" "Tomorrow is your engagement party, and unless they give day passes... out of Bujumbura Jail, Lyle is not likely to attend." "So tell 'em the truth and don't worry about it and take George." " He can back up your story." "Right?" " Yeah." "All right." "So I'll tell my dad first thing in the morning." "Make it second thing." "First thing, I suggest you buy jungle man some clothes." "Nice butt flap." "Being of a conservative mind regarding gender roles..." "Ursula Stanhope wasted no time... in taking George of the Jungle to a fine haberdasher." " And this is Neiman Marcus." " Whoo!" "They have big, shiny cave." "Hello." "Would you like to sample our new fragrance?" "Thank you." "Later, in the men's department, after discovering his long-lost brothers... the jungle king was pleased to find he looked pretty good in Armani." "Pretty darn good." "Watch out, man!" "Why everyone run around crazy, like antelope in mating season?" "They're just trying to make a living." "It's... different kind of jungle here, George." "It's survival of the fittest." "Dog eat dog." " "Dog eat dog"..." "Dog eat dog here?" " No, that's not what I meant." "George never bring Shep here." "Uh-uh." "Never." "Every story gets to have a really big coincidence, and here's ours." "Who should see them walking down the street but Ursula's meddling mother?" "Uh, yes, uh, Lyle Van de Groot, please." " I'm sorry." "He's not back from Africa." " He's not?" "No." "I'm sorry." "Meanwhile, back on Ape Mountain..." "George's friends were going positively ga-ga from missing the jungle king." "No!" "Oh, look at this." "It's ruined." "Ruined!" "Shep, come here at once." "Come on!" "How many times do I have to tell you?" "My violin bow is not a chew toy!" "Bad dog!" "And you!" "Out of my sight, you feathered fool." "No!" "Not on the tree house!" "I'll smack you..." "Ursula, it's Mother." "Pick up the phone... and tell me who that man was I saw you strolling with today." "And where is Lyle?" "We must discuss the engagement party." "I know you're there, Ursula." "Pick up the phone and tell me why you have been avoiding me." "Pick up the phone!" "Well, I think that was an overreaction." "Just make sure you stay here while I'm at work... and you can watch TV and eat and relax." "And I'll be back as soon as I can." "Just stay here." ""Stay here"?" "George is king of the jungle." "No four walls built by modern man can contain him." "Not true." "George have every intention of doing exactly what Ursula say." " Really?" "Is that so?" " For a while." "And at that very moment,..." "Betsy and Ursula were on their way to break the news about Lyle to her father." " Good luck, kiddo." " Surprise!" "Ursula, welcome home, sweetheart... and happy engagement day." "# Chock Full O' Nuts #" "# The heavenly coffee #" " The coffee that brings you together." " # When you're in love #" "Now George understand." "George get coffee, then Ursula want George." "Java-java-java-java, java-java-java-java, java-java-java-java." "So the low has moved offshore." "High pressure's built a ridge in." "The weather is absolutely gorgeous." " If you're not outside, you oughta be!" " Who, me?" " I mean you." " Oh." "Okay!" "And so, jazzed on java..." "George of the Jungle made his way into the city by the bay." "Whoo!" "Quickly taking to tourism, the jungle king enjoyed... the first drive-through dining of his life... and strolled the city streets until he found something so scintillating..." " he had to say:" " Ooh!" "But nothing excited the jungle king more... than the sight of the biggest rope bridge he had ever seen." "Ooh." "Yeah." " Help!" " Ooh." "Somebody help!" " To swing or not to swing?" " Help!" "Swing." "As the king of the jungle quickly calculated the angle and velocity of his next big swing..." "Ursula felt like jumping off a bridge herself." "I feel so guilty." "I don't know what I'm going to do." "First thing:" "I suggest you tell your father what you came here to tell him." " Hi, Daddy." " Hi, honey." "Take a look at this." "The most remarkable thing is happening on the Bay Bridge." "...where strong winds have carried him to the Bay Bridge." "Our own Valerie Devlin is live on the scene." "Valerie?" "Thank you, Terilyn." "We do have a breaking story..." " at the Bay Bridge..." " Help!" " where a parasailor dangles..." " helplessly, 500 feet above the water." " Please!" "Hurry up!" "Help!" "There's no word on who this lone daredevil is." " That's George." " He appears to have some kind of rope in his hand." " He might be preparing to swing on it." " I gotta go." "Excuse me, sir." "I have to get on this boat." "Hey, fella." "George of Jungle." "Need a vine?" "Hey, thanks a lot, man." "G-Get me out of this stuff, huh?" " Thanks, man." " Oh, don't mention it." "King of jungle only here to help!" " George!" " Ursula!" "Ow!" "Watch out for that..." " George!" " Ursula!" " What are you doing?" "Are you okay?" " You just saved that man's life!" " George just lucky, I guess." "Ooh." "This coffee stuff really work good." "...one of the most daring rescues ever recorded live on television." "This is Valerie Devlin reporting to you from under the Bay Bridge." "Back to you, Terilyn." "You know, they say the city by the bay is the most romantic in the world... and it looks as though there might be a little romance unfolding under the Bay Bridge." " We'll be back in a moment." " Ohh." "Meanwhile, back in the jungle..." "There's five stinkin' apes out there." "Which one are we takin' to Vegas?" " The one who's playing chess." " Checkmate." " Yes!" " Sweet dreams, banana breath." " Grab him!" "Tookie." "Go find George." "Thor." "Let's get him in the cage while he's still under." "Come on." "As the pesky poachers grunted and groaned... pushing and pulling the ponderous primate along... the trusty Tookie-Tookie bird was already winging to the rescue..." "Making a bird-line for San Francisco... where George of the Jungle was trying to give the heiress Ursula... the courage to face her parents... by helping her discover the juju within." " Make jungle call." "Then you'll feel brave." " No." "I can't." " Come on." "Big breath." "Here." "Support voice." " N-No." "No, no, no." " Ursula, please?" "Pl..." "Please?" " No, no!" " I can't do it." " Big." "Brave." "Queen of jungle." "Come on, Ursula." " Wow." " Not bad for beginner." " Hi, Ursula." " Emboldened with jungle juju..." " Hi." "Ursula Stanhope went inside to break the news to her parents, who took it extremely well." "Mother, Daddy, I love you both very much." "I have something very important to tell you... and I hope you'll understand." " I don't want to marry Lyle any more." " We understand, dear." "Just kidding." "The young Miss Stanhope proceeded to spill the beans..." "So, anyway, I went to the jungle... very quickly... until she got to the important part at the end." "Then Lyle shot him." "So Lyle is in jail and George is with me... and I don't want to marry Lyle any more." "I knew it. lt's that swinging man from the bridge." "I saw you smooching on TV." " Mother, we weren't smooching..." " How could you do this to me?" "Don't you realize the calibre of people who are going to be here?" " Calm down, Beatrice, and let her say..." " I thought we would be introducing them... to Lyle Van de Groot, not some wild man you found in the jungle." "Beatrice, this is supposed to be her wedding, not yours." " So?" " Beatrice, I know you're upset... and so am I, but we can't force her to marry someone against her will." " Why not?" " Mom." "Dad." "I'm ready to go out there and apologize to everybody and tell them what really happened." "Absolutely not!" "As far as I'm concerned, you..." "you caught one of those viruses." "Yes, one of those dreadful jungle viruses... that get nice girls all confused." "And if Lyle survives that awful jail, you will simply have to kiss and make up." "As for this evening, we will hold our heads high and we will carry on." "Now, darling, where is that charming young friend of yours?" " Well, where is he?" " I don't know." "He's around here someplace." " Well, find him." "We haven't got all day." "Oh, Ursula, look!" " Oh, great!" "How wonderful!" "And look at Richard's exquisite figurines of you and darling Lyle." "George, watch out for that..." "Mom." "Dad." "This is George." "Hello, Mr and Mrs Ursula." "How do you do?" "It is always such a pleasure to see you, Mr Mayor." "And, you know, it's so nice to get away from City Hall... and be around some normal people for a change." "Well, we are perfectly normal, I assure you... in an exceptional way, of course." "Of course." "A-And what about this guy, Lyle?" "You know, I'd really like to meet the man... you deem good enough to marry your daughter." "Oh, well, unfortunately Lyle is busy at the moment... uh, tending to some legal affairs." " Some pate, Mr Mayor?" " You know, I never touch that stuff." " Oh." " I had a lovely time." " Would you excuse us, please?" " Excuse me, Dr Goldblum." "It's 7:30." "Do you know where your jungle man is?" "So this is what you were doing in the jungle." "Clever girl." "Yeah." "Um, he swung me on vines and fed me coconut milk." " I knew it." " He's not a real meat loaf, is he?" "No." "I mean, he's not brainy... in that doctor, lawyer, banker way... but he has something else." " He has a..." " Sensual intelligence." ""Sensual intelligence."" " Wow." " Oh, my God." "What is it with chicks and horses, huh?" "George, how are you this evening?" "Pretty sharp threads there, uh..." "George, right?" " Yeah." "Where're you based?" " The jungle." "I hear ya." "We cut our teeth in New York also." "Eh, you considering a position with Stanhope?" "That could be fruitful." "Fruitful?" "This place not so fruitful." "Nobody here have big coconuts." "George." "I wa..." "Oh." "Would you mind stepping outside with me..." "Thank you so much..." "for just a moment?" "Sure." " Hello, Beatrice." " Hello, Ella." "Well, we haven't been friends for very long, George... but I already think I know something about you." " Oh?" " You are in love with my daughter." " Oh, Mrs Ursula not so dumb." " George." "My concern, however, is that Ursula seems to reciprocate your feelings... and that does present a problem to me." "You see, you and Ursula together... would be unbefitting her social stature." "You see?" "Let me put it in a way you might understand." "Where you come from..." "Zebras marry zebras and leopards marry leopards." "Stripes with stripes, spots with spots." "Well, Ursula is a stripe and you are a spot... one which I intend to have removed as soon as possible." "So you no want Ursula to love George." "I would rather have my tongue nailed to this table every morning at breakfast." " That hurt." " Not as much as you will if you do anything... to screw up my daughter's marriage to Lyle Van de Groot." "When Lyle returns, this wedding will proceed as planned." "If you do anything to upset that..." "I will remove your reason for wearing a loin cloth." "Steak tartare, Mrs Stanhope?" "Oh, no, no." "Thank you." "I've had quite enough protein for today." "Have a pleasant evening, Mr Jungle." "Tookie?" "Tookie!" "Tookie." "George so happy to see Tookie." "Ape kidnapped?" "Ape ape-napped?" "George save Ape!" "Ursula." "Well, of course he went back to the jungle." "Where else would go... the Hague?" "But why would he leave without saying goodbye?" "Well, personally I think he acted rather sensibly." "Showed good character." "He understands that he belongs there, you belong here." "It's really all a question of stripes and spots." "What?" "Oh, no." "You got to him." "Mother, what did you say?" "I simply said that if he really cared for you... he'd leave you alone and let you get on with your life and marry Lyle." " I am not marrying Lyle, Mother." " Beatrice, perhaps we should just..." "Arthur!" "Now, Ursula darling, don't be ridiculous." "There's a big difference between marriageable material and a fling in the jungle." ""A fling in the jungle"?" ""A fling in the jungle."" "Who says I had a fling in the jungle?" "You don't think you can fool your mother, do you?" "You've been head over heels for that ape ever since you brought him here." "Now, Ursula, that kind of love is fleeting." "You'll get over it." " Did you just say "love"?" " No." " You did." " Ursula." " You're right." " Don't say it." " I love him." "I'm outta here." "Ursula, you can't love him." "Arthur, say something." " Be careful out there, honey." " What?" " Goodbye, Daddy." " I love you." " Wha..." " I love you, Mom." "Thank you." " Ursula..." "Arthur, do something!" " What would you have me do?" " There's obviously no stopping her." " Oh, God." " Ursula!" " God, that woman's a pain in the ass." "Meanwhile, halfway across the world... another ass was feeling pain... as an ape named Ape was caged in a cage... hoping to hear the jungle king's awesome..." "Hey, I'm pretty good at that... and wondering if he would ever come." "But the motion-sick mammal needn't have moaned... for that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak... and all-around good guy George of the Jungle... was closer than he knew." "Next time George get bigger box." "Oh!" "Bad luck." " Did you hear something?" " What?" " I heard a noise." " Shut up and push!" "Oh, I think I chipped a tooth." " Oh, Thor, you're disgusting." " God, that wasn't me." "Not me." " I'm hungry." " Oh, shut up." "You've been yakking' for 2 days straight, and I'm gettin' mad enough to..." "You know, you really should work on your anger." "Have you tried Brankowski's "Cage the Rage" technique?" "Don't let him get to you, Thor." "He's just an ape." "That's a fine way to talk to your meal ticket." "You keep that up, it's liable to affect my stage performance." "Give him a banana, Thor." "It won't be long now." "That's what you said yesterday." "This trail's taking us to the middle of nowhere." "The sign at the trail head said "Short cut to Ape River."" "Now, why would it say "short cut" if it wasn't a..." "Wait a minute." "Maybe it's a fake, a decoy trail." "Very good, Max." "Actually, the trail is a fake." "It circles Ape Mountain six times before heading right back to the tree house." " Ohh!" "Oh, I knew we was lost." " Don't listen to him, Thor." "He's just tryin' to trick us, lead us off the short cut... so we take twice as long on the regular trail." "We're already taking twice as long!" "Are you gonna let a monkey make a monkey out of ya?" " What?" " Duh!" "Let's go." "If he tells us the short cut leads to the tree house... then that's exactly where it doesn't lead." "Ape?" " Poor ape-napped brother." " Careful." "Max, look." "We're back at the tree house." "Well, I tried, but you fellas are just too smart for me." " Oh, no!" " "Oh, no" was right, for the exhausted ape-nappers had..." "Hey!" "Why don't you say something constructive for a change, like what we should do now." " Because I don't like you." " Well, I hate you, you snotty son of a..." "I'll pretend I didn't hear that." "Having some fun now, hmm?" " Thor, were you fighting with the narrator?" " Well, he started it." " Did not." " You did too!" " Did not." " You did too!" " Did not!" " You did too!" " Thor, stop it!" " Ohh." "That's it." "I'm not draggin' this thing another inch." "What are you doing?" "Get back there and work." "Where are you going?" "You wretched little weasel." "Aren't you the little weasel, you big brontosaurus?" " Let's take care of him." " Huh?" "Huh?" "Whoa!" "Why didn't you come sooner?" "Why Ape have little stars around head?" "George, remember everything I taught you about Queensberry rules and fighting fair?" " Uh-huh." " Well, now's a good time to forget it." "Let's finish him off." " Oh, I can't breathe, Max." " Let it out, Thor." "Let it out." "Right, jungle boy." " Huh?" " Huh?" "Tookie-Tookie!" " Take this!" " Stop it!" "Ape!" "Get it off!" "Get it off of me, Max!" "All right!" "Shep, look out!" "Ursula?" "George good teacher." "George." "George." "I came all this way to tell you that..." "Ursula talk later." "George busy now." " What?" " Fella got toucan on can." "I know." "Good show, George." "And you too, Tookie." "Oh, my hero." "Did I just say that?" " George." "Over here, George!" " Ape, sit tight." "George be right back." "Oh, I say." "Now George can talk." "What Ursula come back to say?" "Only that I know in my heart... that I really, truly..." " Haven't seen the light yet." " Lyle." " Lyle?" " Yes, Lyle." "For the venal Van de Groot had escaped from the Bujumbura jail... and joined an obscure cult on the shores of Lake Tanganyika... which had empowered him with a peculiar piece of parchment." " What are you doing here?" " Surprised, my little cupcake?" "You see, I'm now an mail-order minister... ordained the Church of Celestial Power and Light, Incorporated... capable of performing legally binding marriage ceremonies anywhere." " Lyle, I'm not marrying you." " Actually, you are." " Come on, let's go." "Come along, my little African queen." " George." "Now George really mad." "George tear off your..." " At ease, jungle boy." " Everybody freeze now!" "Operation completed as ordered, sir." "Thank you, Gunnar, Gunter, Hans, Jan and Phil." "No hard feelings, stone belly." "The best man won." "That's all." "I should say, the guy who brought mercenaries won." "That's all." "Okay, honey, you ready to go?" "I got a boat waiting' to take us to Bujumbura." " Come on." " George!" " Ursula." " Come on." " No!" " Don't go that way!" " Go that way." "No..." " See you later." " George!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" " Ursula!" " Lyle, let go of me." " Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Bongo-gram!" "Work every time." "Good work, brother apes." "Now listen very carefully to George." "Let 'er rip, Shep." "Stop it!" "Stop it, Lyle!" " Come on." " Let go." "Stop it!" "You're such a jerk!" "Come on in there!" "Come here!" "You know, I forgive you, and I'm willing to give you yet another chance." "Lyle, you don't where you're go..." "Where's George?" "You see?" "I told you I'd have a boat waiting." "Okay, then." "All righty." "Reverend Lyle ready to perform the ceremony." "Do you, Ursula Stanhope, take me, Lyle Van de Groot..." " to be your lawful wedded husband?" " Get a grip, Lyle." " Lyle." " Yeah, honey?" " Lyle?" " Oh, my God!" "Lyle!" "Tookie-Tookie!" "Thanks, Tookie." "This biggest swing in jungle history." "Will hurt very much, but George have to do it." " George!" " What the..." " This gonna hurt." " George, watch out for that tree!" "George not feel so good." "Oh, thank God we've made it." "Say "I do," Ursula." "Ah, that's it." "We're married." "Now to look at my bride." "No!" "No!" "No!" "George, what I came here to say was that I love you." " Ursula love George?" " So much." "George love Ursula too." "And so George of the Jungle received the first kiss of his life... that came from neither elephant nor ape." "And on the following new moon..." "Ursula Stanhope finally got the simple wedding she had hoped for... as the San Francisco heiress and the king of the jungle... joined their hearts forever in wedded bliss." " The rings!" " The rings." "The rings?" "Tookie." "Tookie." "Arthur, I wish you'd do something about all these monkeys." "I feel like Jane Goodall." "Madam, I knew Jane Goodall, and you are no Jane Goodall." "# Listenin' to some inner call #" "# Swimmin' blindly to throw myself upon your shore #" "# I think I know why the dog howls at the moon #" "# I think I know why the dog howls at the moon #" "# And I sing, dela, dela #" "# When I'm with you #" "# I burn for you #" "# I been waiting for you all my life #" "# Hoping for a miracle #" "# I been waiting day and night #" "# Day and night #" "# I been waiting for you all my life #" "# Waiting for redemption #" "# I been waiting day and night #" "# I burn for you #" " I love you." " Good boy." "And so ends our tale of that defender of the innocent... protector of the weak and all-around good guy..." "George of the Jungle." "A noble king, his beautiful queen... and their nimble young heir to the jungle throne." "George, watch out for that..." "I know what you're thinking..." "How does a baby raised by an ape... grow up to be king of the jungle, find his queen... and live happily ever after?" "George just lucky, I guess." "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# Strong as he can be #" "# Watch out for that tree #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# Lives a life that's free #" "Wait a moment!" "Wait, wait, wait!" "Don't you want to know what happened to me?" "# And now the end is near #" "# And so I face the final curtain #" "# My friends I'll say it clear #" "# I'll state my case Of which I'm certain #" "# I've lived a life that's full #" "# I've travelled each and every highway #" " # And more, much more than this #" " Whoo # l did it my way Yes!" "#" "# There were times I'm sure you knew #" "# When I bit off more than I could chew #" "# But through it all #" " # When there was doubt # - # Doubt #" "# I ate it up and spit it out #" "# I faced it all and I stood tall #" "# And did it my way #" "# Doo, doo, doo #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# Strong as he can be #" "# Watch out for that tree #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# Lives a life that's free #" "# Watch out for that tree #" "# When he gets in a scrape he makes his escape #" "# With help from his friend an ape named Ape #" "# And his elephant Shep can fetch a log #" "# He's man's best friend He's George's dog #" "# He's George, George George of the Jungle #" "# Strong as he can be #" "# Watch out for that tree #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# Friend to you and me #" "# Watch out for that tree #" "# Hear him holler Swing and sing #" "# All the animals come to the jungle king #" "# So grab a vine and swing in time #" "# If you slam a tree just pay no mind #" "# Like George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# Swing from tree to tree #" "# Watch out for that tree #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# Lives a life that's free #" "# Watch out for that tree #" "# Left in the wild was a baby with a smile named George #" "# Who stayed for quite a while #" "# And George grew up in the trees above #" "# When Ursula found him they found love #" "# She took him to the city Took him straight downtown #" "# But the concrete bliss brought poor George down #" "# So it's back to the jungle for a wedding in the green #" "# For the king and queen of the animal scene #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# Strong as he can be #" "# Watch out for that tree #" "# Watch out for that..." "Bang!" "Ooh!" "Tree #" "# George, George George of the Jungle #" "# Watch out for that tree #" "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the king of the jungle."