"Now, on "Top Gear"..." "We design the ultimate apocalypse-ready vehicle..." "Aah!" "And then test it to see if it can survive" " the end of days." " Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "ADAM:" "One in 7 Americans believe the world will end during their lifetime." "Many of them, called preppers, spend their lives preparing for the apocalypse, building up huge supplies of food, water, and ammunition." "But what if you don't have the time or money to do all that?" ""Top Gear" challenged us to transform an average car into an apocalypse breathing monster." "We decided to meet in the California desert." "Tanner drove himself." "Hey!" "We're going to meet in an apocalypse." "It weighs 64 and a half thousand pounds." "About the weight of 10 Chevy suburbans." "It's got weapons." "It's packed full of armor." "And it'll go pretty much anywhere you want it to." "Where did he find that?" "Wow." "That thing's bigger than my suburban." "[Laughs]" "Can he see us?" "Oh." "[Coughing]" "[Coughing, spits]" "Gentlemen, I give you the MRAP, mine-resistant and bush-protected vehicle." "This is what you need when the apocalypse happens." "This is a 6-wheel drive, nuclear, biological, chemical, over-pressure filterized apocalypse beauty." "That's cool." "What is that?" "No idea." "How many people does that hold?" "6-10 people." "I mean, it's like 10 of us, 3 of Rut's head." "It's got the room, I think is what he's saying." "It's got a v-shaped hull, so if you have like a blast, you're safe." "I mean, this is the machine." "Is that a .50-caliber?" "Absolutely." "I think this is perfect." "Yeah." "So you can shoot at stuff..." "You can put a bunch of people in there." "They're safe from whatever's going on outside." "Let's get one." "Yeah." "It does have one small drawback." " Which is what?" " What's that?" "It's 3/4 of a million dollars." "So, the apocalypse is coming, we need a vehicle, and we can't have this." "We're gonna go to voiceover." "[Engine rumbling]" "Since the MRAP obviously wasn't the solution, we agreed to go our separate ways and research a more sensible option." "We each picked an area to focus on." "Adam took weaponry." "Tanner was on performance." "And I'd focus on defense." "And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than meeting with a prepper." "So after dozens of phone calls," "I finally found one willing to talk, and I went off to meet him." "He did say right here..." "[Birds cawing]" "In the middle of nowhere." "This place has a nice creepy vibe to it." "Just as I was about to give up, the prepper arrived." "How you doin'?" "Well." "Rutledge?" " Yeah." " Josh." "Hey, Josh." "Nice to meet you." " Good to meet you." " Where are we headed?" "Bug-out location." "Bug-out." "Like if something goes down, we're buggin' out." "Yes." "All right, let's do it." "Josh, an ex-soldier, was my chance to find out more about how to survive the end of the world." "I only had a couple of hours with him, so I had to cut straight to the chase." "So, Josh, is it true that you can drink your own urine?" "I wouldn't suggest it." "I'm just saying, if it's the end of the world and I'm really thirsty, is that a go-to?" "If you can boil your own urine and collect the condensation, I'd do that." "Ok." "While Rut was busy gathering urine intel," "I decided to spend a little more time in the MRAP." "Oh!" "Good God!" "It might have been a little out of our price range, but was there anything on it that I could use for inspiration for our own apocalypse survival vehicle?" "So basically I'm in a bomb shelter on wheels." "And unfortunately it drives like one." "Plus it only gets 3 miles per gallon." "Whatever we build, it's gotta be a lot faster than this." "And much more nimble." "Meanwhile, Adam's research was predictably simplistic." "Huh." "In your mind, what are you prepping for?" "Climate change is a big deal." "It's going to matter." "Seas are gonna rise." "Property lines are gonna change." "And when things change, people get really unhappy very quickly." "So part of it is not just preparation for you and what you might need, but it's also gonna be..." "Probably protection from other people also?" "Yes." "So maybe some type of fencing or camouflage so people can't find you in the first place?" "Yes." "Sure." "Is there anything else I should have on my person at all times?" "Lipstick." "Lipstick?" "Very dark-colored lipstick." "Better to have like a good waterproof kind of lipstick." "Spend a little extra cash." "You for real have lipstick on you just in case." "Sure." "What else?" "Anything else I should have on me?" "Vinegar." "Just nice to have." "Cleaning..." "Oh, ok." "I thought you meant like on a salad or something." "After a couple hours of driving the MRAP, my idea of the sort of performance we'd need was beginning to take shape." "The fact is, when the world does come to an end, there won't be maintained roads." "There's gonna be light poles down everywhere." "It's gonna be mayhem." "The one thing you do need is a vehicle that can go over all of that." "[Bullets clinking on trash cans]" "Hmm." "How many guns would you say you have?" "More than 12." "More than 12." "Ok." "12-gauge shotgun, .22-caliber rifle, 20-gauge single shot shotgun, hunting rifle as well." "And then pistols." "Ok." "[Gunshots]" "You son of a..." "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "I was beginning to rethink the whole gun thing." "There had to be something better." "So this place is out in the middle of nowhere." "Yes." "There's no one around." "Nope." "There's a bunch of guns." "And that's basically it." "And some dogs." "And some what?" "And some dogs." " And some dogs." " Yeah." "Just in case." "Traveling to a remote location with someone fascinated with guns, dogs, and makeup suddenly felt like a dumb idea." "So I pulled the plug." "I'm just gonna hop out." "We're in the middle of nowhere." "No, it's ok." "I've got a..." "I've..." "You know, my, uh..." "I've got a bunker..." "It's not far from here, but I..." "I appreciate all your help." "Hey, maybe we'll see you out there, you know?" "All right, man." "You got water?" "You know what, I'm gonna take this one." "Ok, yeah, go ahead." "All right." "Thank you, pal." "What a nut bar." "Lipstick and guns." "That guy is cra-zy." "With our research completed, we went to find out which everyday vehicle" ""Top Gear" had given us to transform." "I wonder what they got us." "It's gotta be faster than that MRAP." "That thing was ridiculous." "Something big, something sturdy." "A Unimog." "Or like a Hummer." "Or, yeah, a Suburban." "Even like a big all-wheel-drive van or something." "That would be fun." "Or a Toyota Camry." "That's it?" "It's crap brown." "Baby (Bleep) Brown." "Are we supposed to be accountants or schoolteachers ready for the end of the world?" " This is depressing." " What's on the windshield?" "It looked like we were doomed to spend the apocalypse in bland anonymity." "But maybe that wasn't such a bad thing." ""When the apocalypse happens, you'll need to use what's available." ""And as America's most popular car, there'll be no shortage of Toyota Camrys."" "That's true." ""You will now perform a public service by turning the Camry into an apocalypse-ready machine."" "The daunting task of having to transform" "American's most common car into Mad Max lay ahead of us." "So we called in a few favors, scavenged the area for parts, then dropped off our plans with some local welders, confident that our completely different ideas would somehow work together." "Whoa, that was a good one." "I got it!" "I got it." "We met the next morning to see the results." "You guys are gonna be blown away by what I did." "Gentlemen, this is gonna be great." "You should see the weapons I put on this." "I can't wait." "Did you, like, just google "weapons"?" "Or how did you know what to put on there?" "Oh, I just guess." " Ready?" " Do it." "What is that?" "Wow!" "This thing really came together." "That is nothing like what I had talked about at all." "Coming up, we do some demolition..." "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Of apocalypse now." "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "RUT: "Top Gear" had sent us to the California desert to attempt to transform a Toyota Camry into an armageddon-proof monster." "Tanner focused on performance," "Adam on offense, and I concentrated on defense." " Lipstick." " Very dark-colored lipstick." "After a night in the welding shop, our Franken-Camry was ready." "Rut, what did you do?" "It's got pool balls all over it." "The apocalypse is gonna happen in a pool hall?" "It's a magic eye." "You know, the thing you stare at it long enough, then you can see what it is." "This is your defense?" "Well, it's part of it." "I mean, part of defense is, you know, you gotta distract people, so this is one of those ones that you look at..." "Now, I know what it is, but you guys can try." "The longer you focus, sometimes an image jumps out at you." "I actually see Nancy Pelosi." "The was gonna be the coolest Camry ever until you put 7 door handles, an electric fence, and a... 7 door handles?" "Someone's gonna go like, oh, I gotta get in here." "And they don't know which door handle to grab." "Wouldn't it be the one where the door handle belongs?" "The weird thing about it is the door doesn't open." "Well, yeah." "Somebody screwed it up with this exoskeleton." " Was that your idea?" " Yeah, it's for safety." "The whole design of the electric fence is to keep people off the car." "When you put the exoskeleton on there, then it..." "Kind of messing up my vibe." "Look, the way that we're gonna be driving, trust me, you want that." "Our ideas may not have been meshing, but there was one feature they were sure to appreciate." "Now, I know that's not defensive, but think of it this way." "What if we need, you know, some shade?" "Oxygen..." "Or some oxygen, now we got those." "So this is our own photosynthesis in the trunk?" "Yeah." "You also notice..." "Smokescreen." "Smokescreen?" "Is that what I'm touching right now?" " Genius." " I like that." " Boom." "Are you guys not impressed with the lift in the suspension, all tires?" "What'd you put it on?" "This is on an F-150 chassis." "I figured it's the most popular car in the country, so I put it on the most popular truck in the country, actually, in the world." "ADAM:" "Tanner and Rut's ideas may have been clashing." "As usual, I would have to save us all." "Gentlemen, pay attention." "Pay attention to the genius of these offensive weapons." "You know what we have here?" "[Whirring]" "Huh?" "Ha ha!" "A saw on a pole." " Shockingly dangerous." " Yeah." "This is to clear vegetation or kill zombies." "The saw blades were only the beginning of the catastrophically bad idea Adam had dreamt up." "That's the weapons station up there, and that's a catapult." "We can shoot anything." "We're never gonna run out of ammunition." "A catapult." "Yes." "Not a gun, not a missile launcher..." "No." "We're gonna run out of ammunition." "He could have gone futuristic, he went medieval." "It worked for the romans." "You see the cow catcher?" " Did you do that?" " Yeah." "It was bigger when I drew it." " That's a shin-biter right there." " Yeah." "Still, it'll get stuff out of our way." "With the Camry all-purpose vehicle ready for battle, it was time to test it out." ""In an apocalypse," ""there will be an immediate rush for resources." " "Time is everything." " Sure." ""You will each have two minutes in which to prove effectiveness of your modifications."" "Ok." "To test the defensive countermeasures," "Tanner and I would have to defeat the magic eye, outwit the door handles, avoid the electric fence, and break into the car in less than two minutes." " You guys ready?" " Push the button." "Here we go, in 3..." " Just attack." " Which way you going?" "Move straight up." "2..." "Electric fence is on." "Wait, back up." "What?" "Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Yeah." "Of course it's on." "That's the defense." "Good luck." "Go!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Door handles." "Try this." "How many volts are in the fence?" "Oh!" "Easy on the plant." "Aah!" "(Bleep)!" "They don't work." "What?" "Are you kidding me?" " It works?" " It works really well." "Uh-oh." "Oh, (Bleep)!" "[Zap]" "Did you..." "I went to put this finger into..." "Let's get in the car." "Don't touch the fence, though." "Push on it." "Push it." "Get in there." "We're in!" "Quick, get out of the way." "Let me get in the driver's seat." "Gotta get in your seat." "Battle stations." "Time!" "All right, that..." "That was..." "That was pretty quick." "Yeah, ha ha ha!" "Is that good?" "Yes!" "Hey, were you guys distracted by the magic eye?" "I gotta be honest with you..." "I was climbing in here and I really thought I saw Barbara Bush." "It was either Barbara Bush or the guy on the oatmeal box." "I'm not sure." "It's Wilford Brimley doing a diabetes commercial." " Here's the problem." " What?" "It would be better for us if his modifications actually worked, because they're defenses." "Well, they kind of did work." "The electric fence worked." "Yes, that did work." "Were you fooled by the doorknobs?" "Big-time." "All right." "No, I wasn't really." "Since Rut's defensive measures were next to useless, we had to hope that the best defense was a good offense." "Oh, it feels like my prom night." "So we climbed in for the 30-mile journey to our next challenge." "As well as being doomsday-proof, our modified Camry had to blend in like an everyday car, and being on the open road was the perfect test." "This car just blends in, you know." "It looks like every other Camry on the road." "It think if they look close, they might notice it's been lifted a little." "I think what really helps the car is the magic eye." "You know, it's like a little visual camouflage." "It distracts people away from the saw blades and catapult." "Sure." "The saw blades and the catapult are the coolest part." "I don't think the magic eye works if it's moving." "Am I supposed to just stand still and look at it?" "I think you just can't see it." "Not from in here." "Some people have the gift." "You know, I can see magic eye like that." "Is that why you need glasses now?" "Probably." "Driving our Toyota Apoca-Camry got us thinking about how the world might end." "I think the real problem is disease." "It's gonna come from rental cars." "It's gonna come from rental car steering wheels." "You know what I think the apocalypse is coming from?" "What?" "Sasquatch and earthquakes." "Here's the thing..." "It could get squatchy." "We don't know about Sasquatch." "I don't know what they do." "I don't know what they carry." "I'm thinking a huge earthquake creating a gigantic tsunami, a road wave, if you will..." "[Whistles]" "Floods the rest of the world." "Let's say Sasquatch does happen, he comes over the hill, he's ready to attack us." "You think he would look at you and go, "my baby"?" "After a successful journey on the open road, we arrived at a firing range, where my weapon systems would be tested against old appliances." "Tanner would drive and I would have two minutes to hit 6 targets." "Not a problem." "Help me load the ammo." " That's the ammo?" " Yeah." " Watermelons?" " And soup." "You gonna feed 'em?" "That's the best part about a catapult." "Anything can be used as ammunition." "Awesome." "Ok, you guys. 6 targets, two minutes." "You ready?" " Ready, Adam?" " Ready." "Here we go, in 3... 2... 1... zombie attack!" "Move out!" "All right, Tan, ok, all right, hold it!" "Wait, you gotta..." "Ok, I'll turn around." "Come around there!" "Come around that way!" "Go back!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Fire in the hole!" "Oh!" "A little long." "It's a little long." "Give me some ammo." "Give me a melon." "Just in case you're not sure, that missed." "Fire in the hole!" "Yes!" "There's one." "That's good!" "Load up!" "Soup!" "Soup!" "Soup!" "Soup." "I can't believe we're shooting soup." "You're almost at a minute, you only got one target." "Firing!" "Oh, that's good!" "All you did was open the stereo cabinet on it." "That doesn't count." "I was getting tired of Rut running his mouth." "Turn to your right." "[Indistinct]" "All right, go." "Go!" "Ha!" "Now you're just wasting stuff." "Go!" "Haul it." "That wasn't good." "Oh." "Oh, now you're dropping your melons." "The appliances were putting up a hell of a fight." "There was 30 seconds left." "Time for changing strategy." "Revving speed!" "How about that?" "Yeah!" "Back up!" "Go." "Ohh!" "I'm gonna finish it off for you." "Yes!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "15 seconds left." "Revving speed!" "That counts!" "Cow catcher!" "(Bleep), man!" "Time!" "Stop the clock." "That's it?" "You didn't hit anything." "You hit one target, barely, with the catapult." "I hit all the stuff with the cow catcher." "Death is death." "It doesn't matter how you die." "Why did you fire at me?" "You're pissing me off." "You guys are lame." "Since Adam's and Rut's modifications gave us no hope of surviving the end of days, my performance improvements had to work." "Because the nation's infrastructure could be destroyed, off-roading capability would be essential after the apocalypse." "So, to prove my design, I had two minutes to get around this half-mile dirt track, bull of bumps, jumps, and tight turns." "I will say that stupid catapult means you can't see a damn thing." "And this..." "How am I supposed to go off-roading with that digging in everywhere I go?" "You're Tanner Foust, man of mystery, driver excellence." "Stop your bitchin'." "And that's a problem." "You're a problem." "Listen..." "Good luck, ok?" "I know I don't always..." "I don't always mean it." " But good luck." " Do you mean it now?" "[Zap] Ohh!" "I do." "[Adam laughing]" "You shocked me." "Ha ha ha ha!" "That was good." "Son of a..." "A frickin' electric fence." "All right, Tanner." "You got two minutes for your performance test." " You ready?" " Ready here." "3...2...1..." "Armageddon!" "Coming up..." "We turn day into night..." "Aw, (Bleep)." "That's dark." "As we test the Camry's night capabilities." "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "TANNER:" "Top Gear had challenged us to make an ordinary Toyota Camry apocalypse-proof." "So far, Rut and Adam's modifications hadn't exactly inspired confidence." "Yes!" "So it was all down to me." "To prove my performance enhancements worked," "I had to successfully complete a brutal off-road course in less than two minutes." "You ready?" "Ready here." "3...2...1..." "Armageddon!" "Wow." "Can't see a damn thing." "Stinkin' catapult." "Oh, he can roll!" "How did he not roll it?" "Whoa, God!" "Now we're talkin'!" "It's called a front end drift." "But it's awesome!" "(Bleep) Oh, look at the magic guy." "That's Dom DeLuise swimming." "Uhh!" "Good God." "One minute left." "Oh, (Bleep)!" "Go, go, go, go, go, go!" "Oh, my gosh." "Almost home!" "Oh, ha ha ha ha ha!" "Whoo-hoo-hoo." "The Camry just took flight!" "I think he caught a cow." "Oh, crap." "What was my time?" "It was like 1:20." "Yes!" "But that's not..." "It's not... that..." "Yeah." "It's neither here nor there." "It's still a failure." " You've hurt it now." " That is a win." "You broke it." "There's a penalty for breaking the cow catcher." "I have done some necessary improvements." "This is for us." "Help me help you." "Come here." "Look what you did." "You see what you did here?" "Right there?" "[Zap] Aah!" "[Laughing]" "That's like a... that's..." "High voltage." "[Laughing]" "That's for killing my cow catcher." "RUT:" "Let's roll." "That was awesome." "Mount up!" "My modifications were clearly way more successful than Rut and Adam's." "Our next challenge was 20 miles away in an abandoned industrial park." "And for this one, we were all in it together." "What's this on the windows?" "Uh..." "Did you do this?" "This is not part of the performance modification." "They're all blacked out." ""After an apocalypse," ""the power grid will fail quickly," ""but GPS satellites will continue to function." ""To test your ability to navigate at night" ""without attention-drawing headlights," ""your windows have been blacked out" ""and you'll need to navigate across this deserted area using only GPS."" "So we're flying blind." "This seems safe." "Look, it's gonna be fine." "I'm sitting in the back." "Great." "Shotgun." "I know... a super..." "I need to make sure you guys are getting the right like language right." "Right." "Right." "[Zap]" "Uhh!" "[Laughing]" "Let it go!" "[Laughing]" "We had to navigate 2 1/2 miles across an industrial park to an empty lot on the other side." "Ready." "All right, ready?" "Closing the hatch." "Movin' on out." "Aw, (Bleep)." "That's dark." "I'm gonna fire it up." "All right." "Now, according to GPS, we need to get on that street, so we need you to turn left and then right again." "All right, now, if you could just try to pretend that you're not yourself for a minute and don't drive like a jackass." "Ok, that's too much." "That feels like too much." "That feels like you're a jackass." "Oh, oh, oh." "This is such a weird feeling." "Ok..." "It feels like we're going down." "Oh, oh, are we gonna..." "Oh, what was that?" "What was that?" "That was mine." "Nothing." "Ok, there's the curb!" "All right, let's go left." "Hey." "So am I going straight or where do I go?" "Just stay on the line." "Remember..." "No vision and a broken speedo, we couldn't judge distance." "We couldn't tell how fast we were going." "We couldn't even tell if we were driving straight." "Which way do I go?" "GPS, female voice:" "In 20 yards, turn right." "Uh, go right here." "Yep, I'm [Indistinct]." "Easy." "I don't know what the speed limit is." "I'm assuming there's still speed limits" " it doesn't matter." " In the apocalypse." "GPS:" "In 100 yards, bear right." "Take right..." "Take a right here." "Easy." "There's gonna be curves." "How fast are you going?" "No idea." "You're outrunning the satellite." "Yeah." "Will you slow down." "More like 10 miles an hour or less." "It feels much faster than that without any lights." "It's too fast." "If we hit something, you two are gonna die." "[Brakes squeal]" "How's that?" "Too fast still?" "GPS:" "Continue straight." "Turn right." "Oh, my gosh." "Oh, I can't watch." "I can't see, so who cares if I can't watch." "Look at the screen." "You gotta watch the screen." "You gotta tell him where to go." "I feel like we're getting kind of in the groove here a little bit." "[Rut and Adam yelling]" "Come on!" "That's a curb!" "That's a curb." "Who's navigating, Adam or Rut?" "I..." "I..." "I just told you, don't..." "You need to know where you're going." "No, you said, that's a curb." "I know that's a curb." "It could be a curb, it could be a body." "Just don't..." "Just lean to the left a little bit here." "Ok." "All right, I'm leaning left." "GPS:" "Recalculating." " Which way, Rut?" " I don't know." "Right?" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Right!" "All right." "I said right!" "Recalculating." "That's a curb, Rut." "I'll zoom in some more so I can see curbs." "Oh, that's right, there's not a curb setting for idiots." " Will you just slow down." " Thank you." "Hey, am I on the right line?" "It seems fine." "Ok." "I'm gonna just..." "Tanner wasn't used to driving this slow, and he was starting to lose it." "GPS:" "In 20 yards, turn left." "Wait, that's not 20 yards." "Hey!" "Ohh!" "All right, ok." "This isn't pavement." "This isn't pavement." "More left." "More left." "Recalculating." "This doesn't feel right, fellas." "Why are you saying it doesn't feel right?" "That doesn't feel like pavement." "Look, all I'm saying is..." "That's not pavement." "GPS:" "Turn left." "This..." "Just stick to the GPS." "GPS:" "Turn left." "ADAM:" "Oh, come on." "Recalculating." "My belts are not tight enough for this kind of..." "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "I thought I just lost a ball." "Continue straight for 300 yards." " Continue straight." " I heard, rut." "Shut up and drive." "Can you ju... just for me, can you just slow down a little bit?" "Rut, relax." "We're going like one mile an hour." "[Squealing]" "What was that?" "Do you hear something?" "I don't hear anything." "Coming up..." "The stig hunts us down." "He's still on us!" "Smoke's coming!" "And puts our doomsday Toyota to the ultimate survival test." "RUT: "Top Gear" had challenged us to build the ultimate apocalypse car." "So we transformed an everyday Toyota Camry into a badass all-terrain vehicle." "Now we were putting it through a series of tests to see if our design worked." "With our windows blacked out to simulate night driving in an apocalypse, we were trying to drive 2 1/2 miles using only GPS." "But unfortunately, Tanner was driving." "Can you ju... just for me, can you just slow down a little bit?" "[Squealing]" "What was that?" "GPS:" "Recalculating." "After 20 minutes, we were hopelessly lost." "We didn't even realize it was getting dark outside." "This is too fast." "Stop your whining." "Just tell me which way." "Recalculating." "I think you're gonna have to go left at some point." "Recalculating." "I should go left?" "I don't..." "left or right." "Just pick... just pick one." "It..." "I don't know..." "Ohh!" "To the right!" "This doesn't feel right." "That's not so good." "[Horn honking]" "[Indistinct]" "What did we just go through?" "Nothing, nothing." "What is this?" "I don't know..." "Ohh!" "To the right." "GPS:" "Continue straight." "I think we're off the road, fellas." "It feels like we could go straight." "We go straight here." "What..." "Ohh!" "That's not good." "GPS:" "Continue straight." "Ok." "All right." "That's good there." "There you go." "With rut totally useless and the GPS constantly recalculating," "I had the suspicion that this test would be a fail." "What is that patch on the GPS?" "Well, it says we're in some sort of a forest or like a nature..." "Go left, go left." "Can you see any details on that thing, rut?" "GPS:" "In 300 yards, bear left." "I don't know what year this thing was updated." "I mean, it says we're in some sort of...some sort of..." "Ohh!" "Ok, all right, that... maybe that was a log." "I don't know, I think we're in a forest." "Rut, does this look like a grid, like a frickin' parking lot?" "There was no indicator of a parking lot." "GPS:" "Bear right." "How long we been driving?" "It feels forever." "I..." "I..." "It really does." "GPS:" "Recalculating." "Just go straight go strai..." "straight as an arrow, right here." "I'm a great navigator." "Are you sure?" "Let us locate!" "That's it!" "Stop the car!" "[Tires screeching]" "[Horn honking]" "That's enough, night rider." "I've had it." "I'm outta here." "[Horn honking]" "Hey." "Hey, fellas, it's dark out here, too." "[Crickets chirping]" "GPS:" "Recalculating." "Rut, can you mute her?" "After failing the GPS test, we decided to call it a night." "The next morning, we set out for our final challenge." "Eagle Mountain is an old mining town that was converted to a prison before being abandoned altogether." "It would be the perfect place for our ultimate survival challenge." "It looks like the apocalypse just hit." "It does, doesn't it?" "Oh, hold on." "What's up there?" "Hey." "Come on..." "Don't touch me." "I'm not, don't worry." "Just come on down." "Don't touch me." "I'm getting down, move over." "Ok." "[Grunts] That was good." "Ah!" "Come on!" "Just not near the... ahh!" "[Laughter]" "This could go on all day." "Just not near the spinal column." "If you're going to shock me, shock my toe." "I don't want to touch your toe." "What are we doing?" "Preppers recommend that everyone have a meet-up point in the event of an emergency." "Yours is at the water tower at the top of Eagle Mountain mine." "On the way, you'll have to stock up on supplies and rescue innocent hostages from the town jail, while avoiding the local muscle." "They'll be trying to hit colored smoke mines mounted on the rear of your Camry." "If they hit both mines, you lose." "Local muscle?" "No idea." "Let's do it." "All right, this is the gas station right up here." "All right, fellas, we got to get as many supplies as we can." "RUT:" "It seemed like the coast was clear, but unknown to us, we had tripped the alarm." "Load up with everything we can." "Here, you throw 'em to me, I'll throw 'em to Tanner." "Melon." "Oh, keep it going." "As far as apocalypse goes," "I didn't think the shopping would be this easy." "Did you guys hear that?" "That's the local!" "That's the local muscle, let's go!" "We got to go, come on, come on!" "We need a strap!" "Can we go?" "Let's go." "Back it up." "Come on!" "What are you doing back there?" "Oww!" "The fence!" "Turn off the fence!" "Go!" "Don't wait for me, go!" "What's back there?" "What did you hook up?" "Looks like a vending machine." "We're going to need that!" "A vending machine?" "!" "We're going to need it." "Doesn't sound like we got it." "Nope, it's gone." "Suddenly we realized who was after us, and we knew we were trouble." " Oh, we got the Stig right on us." " What?" "!" "Yeah." "I'm going to lose him." "Give him the smoke canisters." "Come on, Tanner, lose him!" "Whoa, (Bleep)!" "We've transformed an every-day Toyota Camry into an all-terrain vehicle prepared to survive the apocalypse." "We put it through a series of tests, with various levels of success." "Now we were trying to evade the Stig in our final challenge." "Come on, Tanner, lose him!" "Whoa, (Bleep)!" "He's still on us!" "Smoke, do the smoke!" "Smoke's coming." "Smoke's coming." "Push the smoke!" "RUT:" "All the Stig had to do to stop us is hit the two smoke cans attached to our bumpers." "But we had a smoke treat of our own." "Tanner!" "Pull up here, make a left." "RUT:" "My smokescreen had worked perfectly, and we shook off the Stig without him setting off either of our smoke mines." "Now, we hurried on to the next step of the challenge..." "Breaking into a gated compound to save fellow apocalypse survivors, by attacking the evil guards holding them captive." "I think we lost 'em there." "He's gone." "All right, we got to get in there." "I got an idea." "Oh, God." "Yeah, let's saw the lock." "Pull into the fence!" "What..." "Seriously?" "!" "[All talking at once]" "It's right there!" "ADAM:" "How close we got to get to a fence." "Yeah, come on." "Keep coming." "There you go." "Keep coming." "Perfect." "Oh, hold on." "All right, Rut, cut the wire." "Oh, now we're stuck." "Get it spinning before you put it into the wire." "I didn't... shut up!" "I didn't come up with this." "Back it up!" "You're going to break it!" "There you go." "That's it." "Oh, (Bleep)!" "This thing sucks." "I'm going to ram it." "That's it?" "Yep." "Oh, you guys suck out loud!" "TANNER:" "We ran, but we knew it would only be minutes before the stig found us." "Oh, shoot that guy!" "So we had to work fast to defeat the guards and rescue the hostages." "Shoot him!" "Oh!" "I'll get 'em." "Oh, really?" "!" "Ok, you gotta get this..." "Get the mannequins!" "Get the mannequins." "Get out, Rut." "I'd get out, but I'm..." "I'm driving." "Yeah, I see that." "I'm going to back up so you can get this guy." "Hold up, hold up." "Get 'em!" "Shoot!" "Oh, too far, too far." "Throw 'em in the back!" "RUT:" "Our rescue efforts were hampered by Adam's indiscriminate destructiveness." "[Indistinct]" "Where'd he go?" "He's dead." "Save those guys." "The mannequins are the good guys." "[Laughter]" "TANNER:" "Adam's catapult continuing to suck," "Rut took matters into his own capable hands." "Just... you know what, get up to him." "Oh, my God, how did I miss that?" "!" "[All yelling]" "Stop, stop, stop!" "Shoot 'em." "Fire, shoot 'em." "Soup!" "Poke his ass, poke it." "Oh!" "We're next, son of a bitch!" "Die!" "[Tanner yelling]" "Great, you're just killing everybody." "Give me our guy." "Give me that mannequin." "All right, Tanner." "Fire, Adam, fire!" "Fire!" "Nailed it." "Get it, get it, get it, get it!" "Get it, Rut!" "Get it, Adam, get it!" "Adam, get it!" "Go, go, go!" "Oh, he got him." "Oh, we got smoke going off." "We got smoke going off!" "Come on, Tanner, go!" "I'm going." "Hang on." "Oh, I think we lost a mannequin." "RUT:" "The stake had triggered one of our smoke pods." "If we hit the second one before we made it to the water tower, we lose." "Go, go, go!" "Go, go!" "Come on, Tanner, shake 'em!" "Ok, I'm turning right." "Go, baby, go!" "Holy crap!" " Right turn." " All right, right turn." "Whoa!" "TANNER:" "This dude was only inches from our bumper." "In order to lose him, I had to go somewhere he couldn't." "Down here, Tanner." "Put the window up, Rut." "Why do I need the window up?" "Put it up." "We're going to have to get a little desperate." "ALL:" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Oh, you're kidding, another?" "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "Hee-haw!" "Are you serious?" "!" "Yeah!" "TANNER:" "It..." "Didn't work." "Ha ha!" "I don't think that in the apocalypse, people are going to chase us this fast." "If they do, we're screwed." "Rut, do you have any more smoke?" "No, we're out of smoke, that's all we got." "Uh-oh." "I can't see anything." "I can't, either." "Pass!" "Whoa, crap!" "TANNER:" "Just when it seemed all was lost, a beacon of hope appeared on the horizon." "There's the tower!" "Get to the tower and I'll hit 'em with some soup!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Oh, come on!" "Oh, hit it!" "Hit it!" "Why didn't you make this thing faster?" "!" "I made an F150 out of a Camry, give me a break." "Whoa!" "We made it!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah, that's right, Stigy!" "Eat it!" "Yeah!" "ADAM:" "We hade made it to the water tower." "Ok, we were almost out of supplies and didn't save any hostages, but, technically, our Camry was victorious." "Ok, the Stig only caught us once." "Well, we beat 'em up here, though." "That's true." "How great was that smokescreen?" "Ok, the smokescreen was really good." "It worked the first time." "We need a bigger cow catcher, a better aiming system and a shorter exhaust." "But it's still the coolest Camry I've ever seen." "Well said." "Gentlemen, I believe we're ready for the end of the world." "I don't want to be with you guys." "No offense." "I got the keys in my pocket." "I just don't want to be with you guys for the end of the world." "I'll walk." "We got melon and soup for dinner."