"♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪" "(TRIBAL CHANTING DRUM MUSIC)" "(CHUCKLING)" "Ah, the day of celebration will outlast the sun." " Soon it will be dark." " Mmm." "Your village can sleep the good sleep of fulfillment, my uncle." "Our store houses overflow with grain." "Our hearts with joy." "My home with hospitality." "Clarence, I think my uncle is trying to tell us it's too late to drive back to the compound." "We accept your hospitality, my uncle." "Besides, Clarence couldn't possibly travel on such a full stomach." " (CHUCKLES) - (GROWLS)" "(TRIBAL MUSIC CONTINUES)" "(zebra WHINNIES)" "(LION ROARS)" "(GRUNTS)" "(GRUNTS WILDLY)" "Hey, Judy, take it easy." "(HOWLING)" "Come on, that's ok." "I wonder what's eating her." "I don't know, but something's sure bothering her." "She was just out there with Paula feeding the animals." "(LION ROARING)" "Dad!" "Dad, there's something wrong with the animals." "(GROWLING)" "They're acting jittery and nervous." "I wonder what could be spooking them." "I don't know." "No signs of predators in the area." "Even if there are, they are perfectly safe in their own cages." "Something's got them on the verge of panic." "(WHINNYING)" "We'll just have to keep our eyes open." "Say, have Mike and Clarence come back yet?" "No, not yet." "I wonder how long that celebration's gonna go on." "(SHRIEKING)" "Well, his uncle Mtoko's village is celebrating their biggest grain harvest in years, so it's liable to last all night." "(ROARING)" "Hey, what's the matter, sport?" "(GROWLS QUIETLY)" "(ROARING)" "Calm down, Clarence, calm down now." "What's gotten into you?" "I've never known you to be so jittery." "(GROWLS QUIETLY)" "Easy, boy, easy now." "That's a good boy." "That's a good boy." "What is it, my nephew?" "Clarence's growls awakened me." " It's nothing, I thought..." " (DISTANT RUMBLING)" "Wait, yes, there, do you hear it?" "(GROWLING)" "It's all right, Clarence, it's all right." " (RUMBLING CONTINUES)" " A storm in the mountains." "No, it's not thunder, this comes from the earth." " It grows louder." " (RUMBLING INTENSIFIES)" "It's an earthquake!" "No, no, it's something out there, moving quickly, in our direction." "(RUMBLING CONTINUES)" "(ELEPHANTS ROARING)" "(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "(ROARING)" " My people will be killed!" " Let's get out of here!" "(CALLING)" "(CAMEL GRUNTS)" " Maybe some food will calm him down." " (CONTINUES GRUNTING)" "Easy." "Hmm." "Well, any theories?" "Nope." "It's the first time I've ever seen Homer turn down food." "(SHRIEKING)" "(GROWLING)" "They all seem to sense something, don't they." "It's as if there's something out in the bush they're frightened of." "Judy!" "Judy." "Come on out." "Come on." "Come on out." "Judy, what's the matter." "Dad, I've never seen her this nervous." "(GRUNTS)" "Easy, Homer." "Easy." "Hey Marsh, maybe one of us should go take a look around." "A lot of times an animal will sense danger before a human." "Yeah, that's if we don't take the time to listen." "Well, if you want, I'll listen and you can go look." "Ok." "Uh, any word from Mike?" "No." "Why, you worried?" "No, it's just that, uh..." "Well, I'll circle the compound and check in with the walkie-talkie." "Paula, bring Judy here, will you?" "I'll take Judy along with me." "Come here." "Come on." "Maybe I can use those animal senses of yours." "Mm, Jack, I'm worried." "Never seen the animals acting so strangely before." "(GROWLING)" "No, neither have I." "Sure you didn't feed them leftovers from that stew you made last night?" "Oh." "Brother." "Judy, look at that destruction." "(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)" "Well, what do you know." "Marsh calling Wameru." "Marsh calling Wameru." "Do you read?" "Over." "(JACK):" "I read you, Marsh." "Where are you?" "In the Tanka ravine." "Uh, Jack, I think I just solved our little mystery." "It's a large herd of hungry elephants." "Elephants?" "In the Tanka ravine?" "Well, what's left of it." "They chewed up the whole area." "But the strange part of it is they've migrated from the north." "I just spotted their leader, Old Spindletooth himself." "Spindletooth?" "Well, that old tusker's a legend." "You sure?" "(MARSH):" "Oh, yeah." "No mistaking the majesty of that old bull." "How come the herd migrated so far south of their normal feeding grounds?" "I don't know, Jack." "But I have a feeling we'll have to find out." "Is that why the animals were scared?" "With the herd in the vicinity." "Yes, quite possibly." "Look, we're going to be heading back." "You two load up the, uh, load up the supply truck." "Be sure and put in cameras and the portable lab kit." "We're going to go on an elephant hunt." "(TRUMPETING)" "Come on, Judy." "Come on." "Oh, Hedley, I'm glad to see you." "That little problem that just came" " I think you remember Simon Tredwell" " Simon Tredwell." "For crying out loud." "You're looking great?" "You haven't changed a bit in 20 years." "Neither have you and you're the last person" "I expected to see back in Africa." "Paula, Jack, this is the man who once saved my life." "Well, of course, Colonel Tredwell," " U.S. Army in North Africa." " Right." "Oh, I should have known." "Dad's spoken of you often." "Boy, we just have a few million things to catch up on." " Paula, get refreshments, will you?" " Ok." " I'll give you a hand." "Excuse me." " Jack, has, uh, Mike come back yet?" "No, not yet, Marsh." "You know, it's quite a layout you've got here, Marsh." "Hedley gave me the short tour and brought me up to date on your work." " It's quite impressive." " Well, thank you." "I'll give you the long tour, personally conducted." "Come on over and sit down." "Relax, take a load off your feet." "Well, fill me in." "You're out of uniform." "What have you been up to?" "As a matter of fact, Marsh, I retired. 2 years ago." " Really?" " Colonel Tredwell works for us now." " Oh?" " Yes." "Paula told me you spotted the Spindletooth herd." "Yes, that's right, they just moved into the area." "But..." "Now don't tell me you've become a game warden." "Well, yes, in a manner of speaking." "Marsh, you're well aware of the elephant population problem the northern provinces have been encountering." "There's only been a few tentative reports." "As a result of those reports, the government has retained Colonel Tredwell's services." "Well, that's wonderful." "(DOOR SHUTS)" "You won't like this." "The government has given me full authority" " to institute control measures." " Control?" "Well, must be quite a scientific project to bring you all the way down here." "No, it's more of a military project." "To achieve positive control." "Positive control?" "Doctor, that entire heard, and all the others that'll follow, must be destroyed." "(GRUNTING)" "Marsh." "(LOW GROWL)" "Look, Dad, Clarence is hurt too." "Boy, it's getting hot in that house." "It's a good thing we set it up outside." "Is he going to be all right, Marsh?" "Well, no broken bones, but how he drove this far is beyond me." "(MUMBLING)" "What he mumbled about before, do you think that's what really happened?" "What are you talking about?" "An elephant raid in his uncle's village?" " Uh-huh." " Of course." "Well, we'll get all the details when Mike comes around." "Paula, how's Clarence?" "He's very lucky." "Oh, don't worry Judy, your friend's going to be all right." "Just needs a little rest." "Well, let's see if Hedley's got any more information on the radio." "Come on, Judy, you're just in the way around here." " Simon." " Hmm?" "Wait a minute." "Look, uh, you weren't serious about destroying that herd, were you?" "That's wholesale murder." "Serious?" "Didn't you learn anything from what just happened?" " What do you mean?" " (CHUCKLES)" "Your assistant almost trampled to death, village destroyed, who knows how many others injured and killed?" " By a rampaging herd of elephants?" " (GRUNTING)" "Look, Simon, that herd's a rare variant, the last of an evolutionary line." "If they're destroyed, nothing on God's earth will bring them back." "Now look at it a different way." "Forget the overgrazing, and the destruction, and the fire hazard of thousands of dead trees, but one other thing." "Don't the lives of fellow human beings mean anything to you?" "Even a scientist like you must value a human life over that of an animal?" "Certainly I value human life." "That's why all life is sacred and worth saving." "And another thing:" "That Spindletooth herd is probably the advance party for the entire elephant population within hundreds of miles." "That's exactly why I need time to study." "But time is on their side." "Don't you see that?" "For instance, there are 20,000 elephants in the northern reserve alone?" "And another 20,000 due west." "And they're moving closer, right towards us, here." "(MARSH):" "Look, maybe we can divert them." "Divert them?" "You're going to have a small-scale war on your hands." "You're going to have people and homes destroyed, crops ruined, other animal species starved out." "Simon, at least give me some time to try to find out what's causing it all." "It's probably nothing more than a basic food supply problem." "All right, Marsh, you want some time you've got it." "I'll give you 48 hours, and that's it." "And I'll be preparing my campaign in the meantime." " Ok." " (ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)" "(JUDY GRUNTS)" "I'm afraid Judy and I don't share your state of alarm." " (GRUNTING) - (TRUMPETING)" "Yes, yes, I know, Judy." "Not all elephants are bad." "Oh, come on, Marsh." "Don't give me that." "Indian elephants aren't the problem right now." "Yeah." " Right." "Over and out." " Any news, Hedley?" "I've dispatched every available escorter unit to the village." "It's a miracle no one was killed." "But many were injured." "I'd like you there too, please, Marsh." "To help." "There's no time to waste." "Right." "And just last night they were celebrating their grain harvest." "Well, they've nothing to celebrate today." "Those marauders sacked the granary and finished off every last ounce of it." "Well, I guess you were right, Doctor." "It's basically a food supply problem." "Jack." "Yeah, he's coming around." "Toto, go get a sponge for his forehead." "Get away." "Get away, fast." "You'll all get killed." "Keep out of their way." "You'll get killed." "(CAR ENGINE STARTS)" "(CAR DRIVING AWAY)" "Sounds like they're all rushing off." "Keep out of their way." "You..." "You'll get killed." "(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "Ok, Judy, come on." " Now, Marsh." " Yeah?" "If you'll wait a bit we can drive back together." "I just have to stop off at the depot for some supplies." " Supplies?" " Weapons and ammunition." "Look, Simon, you gave me a time limit." "And I'm not going to waste it by helping you cart around guns and ammunition." "(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)" "Well, we're in luck, Judy." "A straggler from the herd." "Maybe I can get my blood sample from him." "Well, this should put him to sleep for a little while." "(GRUNTING)" "Yes, I know Judy, it's a light dose." "But too much can kill him." "(ROARS)" "(TRUMPETING)" "(ELEPHANT ROARS)" "(TRUMPETS)" "(CALLING)" "Judy, you wait here." "I'm going to have to work fast, 'cause that won't hold him very long." "(ROARING)" "(GRUNTING)" "(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)" "(TRUMPETING CONTINUES)" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Get out of here, go on!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "(HORN HONKING)" "What's all the racket about, Judy?" "(TRUMPETING)" "Well, I've got just the medicine for that situation." "No thanks, Judy." "No dart gun." "If you're going to kill a vulture don't use a fly swatter." "(ELEPHANT ROARS)" "Jump, Marsh." "Jump!" "(ROARING)" "(GUNSHOT)" "Come on, Judy, what are you doing?" "Are you trying to save Marsh or that elephant?" "Come on." "You ok?" "Yeah." "Thanks, Simon." "I guess that's a second winning hand you've dealt me." "Second winning hand?" "You can score it as 3, if you want to count the life of that rogue elephant Judy scared off." "Judy?" "Well, I'll tell you something." "It's a good thing you did scare him off, 'cause you'd have never brought him down before he trampled me to death." "Well, in that case, Marsh, you better quit while you're ahead." "From now on this game is for keeps." "And neither one of us may hold the winning card." "(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)" "(GRUNTING)" "So now you know what we're up against and what our time limit is." "Yep, and your friend, the colonel, gets to play soldier again." "Jack, Simon Tredwell is probably one the finest and bravest men I know and frankly, his, uh, well, his ability for playing soldier I'm rather grateful for." "Well, I'm sorry, Marsh, I wasn't questioning his integrity." "(PAULA):" "Dad, it's how he wants to solve the problem." "By large scale useless slaughter of innocent..." "I know they're not innocent, what they did to you and your uncle's village, but they just don't know any better." "(GRUNTS)" "Well, maybe we should." "What do you mean?" "Look, if it's a war the colonel wants to wage, well, there's more than 1 way to win a war?" "Oh?" "What's that?" "We just need to find out what caused the Spindletooth herd to migrate to Wameru Reserve." "Otherwise, the... well, Tredwell's going to destroy the entire herd." "And all those who follow it." "Yeah, they're liable to wipe out every farm and village from here to the southern mountain range." "That's why we've got to find out what caused their sudden change in feeding habits." "Well, Dad, if we can, will we be able to reverse their migration?" "Maybe, if we have time." "But we could be risking Wameru." " (MIKE):" "The alternative?" " (MARSH):" "Same old thing." "Well, you destroy the one thing you fear instead of trying to understand it." "Jack, radio Warden Douglas up in the northern reserve, see if you can find out anything about unusual occurrences," " disturbances of any nature." " I'll get a checklist started too." "Paula, will you put a complete zoological chemical supply into my medical kit?" "All right, Dad." " Hey, Mike?" " Hm?" "How do you feel?" "Do you feel up to it?" "I think so, Marsh." "Sounds good, I, uh," "I'd sure appreciate it if you can go around to the surrounding villages and tell them to put all their grain and other supplies into deep pits." "Ok." "No need to have any more bait around, huh?" " Right, and try and reach Hedley?" " Right." "(TRIBAL DRUMS BEATING)" "Oh, boy." "By now those drums have sounded the alarm all over the place, and probably scaring half the population to death." "I'll calm their fears." "They'll believe a reliable witness like me and, uh, Clarence." "Dad, I put the supplies in the kit, the kit in the jeep, and, well, we're ready to go too." "No, Paula, this is one I have to go on by myself." "I want you to stay here with Jack." "And keep Judy with you." "(DRUMMING CONTINUES)" "Jack." "(JACK):" "It's all right." "(PAULA):" "I don't know." "Come on, kid." "We've got work to do." "What's bothering you?" "I guess it's Dad." "Why'd he have to rush off with that blood analysis equipment?" "(ROARING AND TRUMPETING)" "Uh-huh." "Ok, thanks a lot, Warden Douglas." "Out." "Jack, where's Marsh?" "He's, uh, looking into the elephant situation, his way." " How's Mike?" " Mike?" "He's uh, doing some errands in a village." "He's up and about already, huh?" "He's pretty rugged." "I could've used a battalion of iron men like that during the North African campaign." "Let's not stand around beating our guns." "We've got supplies to unload." "Hey, wait a minute." "Supplies to unload here?" "Colonel Tredwell's designated Wameru as his command headquarters." "Oh, no, no." "Marsh will never go for that." "Now, look, fella, I'm not here to play games." "I'm not here to let you turn a research center into a slaughterhouse." "Jack, Wameru's on government property and the colonel's here on a government assignment." "Wait a minute, Hedley." "Wait a minute." "Listen, son, I'm not here to commandeer your facilities or interrupt your work." "I'm here to protect your compound and allow you to continue your studies." "But I've got a responsibility too and I can't let you interfere with it." "On the contrary, I'm going to need the cooperation and support of each and every one of you." "Fine, you can try that line on the others, but you can count me out." "Modoch." " She's got the explosives" " Hold it." "Hold it." "Easy, girl." "Easy, now." "We'll let you help unload the supplies later." "Now you just put that box down on the ground real gentle." "Real gently now." "That's a girl." "Easy does it." "Hey, atta girl." "Uh, could you tell me where I might find Paula?" "Yeah, she's down by the large animal pens." "Thank you." "Modoch, how about you showing me the way, huh?" "Easy, Homer." "Everything's going to be alright." "You've got to eat." "If you don't eat you're going to lose your hump." "Now how would you like that?" "Now, come on." "(SIMON):" "In that case I'm afraid it'd lose its value as an animal." "If you're looking for my father, he's not here." "No, as matter of fact, I was looking for you." "My new friend Modoch was kind enough to lead me to you." "Your friend?" "Since when is any animal your friend, let alone an elephant?" "Now, if you'll excuse me Mr..." "Colonel Tredwell, I'm very busy." "That's easy to see." "What's gotten into him?" "(GRUNTING)" "And all the rest of the animals around here." "(WHINNYING)" "They get nervous around strangers." "Oh?" "Big strangers?" "From the north?" "Uh, do you mind, Paula?" "Give me the bucket." "That's it, Homer, baby, that's it." "You just relax, huh?" "You do have a surprising effect on animals." "At least with Homer." "But if you only knew how valuable these animals are to Dad's work." "Mm-hmm." "And his life." "You know, it was an animal something like Homer here that once saved your dad's life." "And mine." "(PAULA):" "A camel?" "Mm-hmm." "During the war." "Our plane crash landed and burned on the Sahara Desert." "Only your dad and I walked away from it." "Well, Dad never went into details." "Well, he was delirious or unconscious most of the time." "I carried him through that desert, I don't know how far." "When'd you come across a camel?" "We didn't." "He came across us." "It was almost as if he knew we were in trouble and wanted to help." "I'd passed out in that blistering heat I don't know for how long, and all of a sudden, I felt something nudging me." "And I opened my eyes and I looked up, and there was this face." "To me it was the most beautiful face I'd ever seen." "And you know, that camel became our sunshield by day and our transport by night." "If it weren't for the animals, you wouldn't be here to destroy thousands of other animals." "How can you speak of values?" "I see the value of your father's work and his desire to preserve elephants." "But, you know, I value human life and property even more." "Just as an animal like Homer once saved your dad's life, there's one of those elephants out there that almost took his life away." "I frightened the rogue with a rifle shot" " but you get the point, don't you?" " Oh, yes." "Twice your Dad was in luck." "Twice I happened to be there to save his life." "And I'm very grateful." "So I'm here again, Paula." "Only this time the issues are larger, it's a wider scale of value, it's not just a simple choice, not just your dad's life, but his life's work." "This compound, not just a hut or a small village but villages for hundreds of miles around." "Not just a few other animals but entire herds." "You see, your dad is torn between idealism and cold hard reality." "And your highly emotional reaction to his problem is making his choice even tougher." "You know, you more than anyone else must convince him that he really has no choice at all." "(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)" "I'm going to try this again, only this time, with a little more ammunition." "(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)" "(ROARS)" " Well, that's the last of it." " Good." "Now that Mike's back we don't have to wait for Marsh any longer, huh?" "Hey fellas, come over here." "I want to show you the plans." "Now, you're all familiar with this area." " Could I borrow a pencil, please?" " Here you are." "Thank you." "Now, here's the movement of the enemy's advance force." "They started up here, moved on down, and attacked the village, stopping at the waterhole first." "After the raid on the village the herd dispersed, as nearly as I can tell." "Now, we're going to need aerial reconnaissance to confirm position, dispersal range, and possible rendezvous point." "In other words, you think the herd is going to keep heading south, right straight into Wameru, huh?" "No, not directly, I think they're gonna regroup their forces and make another assault on the village." "They're going to attack my uncle's village again?" "But why?" "(SIMON):" "They found a huge supply of provisions there the first time." "They'll go after food there again but this time we're going to be ready for them." "We'll plant land mines at the approaches to the village." "Land mines near the village?" "We can reduce the risk if we keep the villagers out of the area." "Now our only other choice is the waterhole." "The elephants will go there first because they probably drained all the others, as Marsh will confirm when he gets back." "But by planting land mines at the waterhole, we'll endanger other animals." "So we're going to plant them here, here, and here." "Mike, I'm going to need you to recruit the villagers" " to help us set the land mines, right?" " He's not in a condition to go." "Well he looks in pretty good shape to me." "How about it, Mike?" "I'm alright." "Mike, don't you think you should wait until Dad gets back?" "I must warn my people about the explosives." " But Mike" " Uh, Paula, remember we discussed this, this is a personal decision that each one of us has to decide." "(BLOWS RASPBERRY AND GRUNTS)" "All right, good." "We'll get started just as soon as you line up a spotter plane, and I've shown you how to plant the mines." "Uh, Jack, if I could borrow your radio and arrange for the aircraft?" " Yeah, sure, Hedley." "Look, colonel..." " Mm-hm?" "...suppose instead we set up a firebreak right along that same perimeter." "That would scare the animals away from the village, wouldn't it?" "Oh, now that's using your head." "Good thinking." "That way the animals and the villagers won't be hurt." "Not quite." "We could use incendiary charges to set up a fireline." "That would trap the elephants, cut off their escape route, and drive them right directly into the minefields." "Congratulations, Jack." "You've got a good military mind." "Oh, Jack." "Just trying to think of something to keep them from being slaughtered." "Judy, stop that." "Come on, young lady, you stop that." "How about that little ape, trying to sabotage the war effort." "(BLOWS RASPBERRY)" "Well, now that didn't hurt, did it, huh?" "(SQUEALING)" "(TRUMPETING)" " (COCKS GUN)" " That's it." "Load and lock." " It's semi-automatic." " Uh-huh." "Well, maybe I'd better wait until we get out into the bush to fire it." "The only experience I've ever had was with dart rifles." "Don't you worry." "You'll get plenty of practice on stragglers from the herd." "Mike..." " ...you know what these are?" " Hand grenade?" "Hey, Mike, be careful." "Oh, it's alright, Paula." "I have great respect for these." "Besides, they cannot explode until you pull this ring first." "Now, these little babies we treat with extreme caution at all times." "It's called a pressure-sensitive land mine." "And the slightest weight on it will set it off." "Even by dropping it." "These little devils will be our main line of defense against the enemy." "Hey, you're not going to pack one of those things here." "Don't you worry about it, I'm just demonstrating the correct procedure for planting it." "I haven't put a fuse in it yet." "There." "You see, Mike?" "You leave the dirt real loose around the mines so the villagers can avoid them if they do stumble into the mine fields by accident, huh?" "(CAR APPROACHING)" "Hi, Marsh." "We just completed our battle strategy." "Oh, so it seems." "Uh, Paula, there's some samples in here" "I want you to run through the centrifuge, use a sulfate reagent." "Ok." "Simon, I'm having some trouble arranging this aircraft." "Will you come and talk to them?" "Of course." "Jack, Mike, brief Marsh on our plans, huh?" " Excuse me, Marsh." " Yeah, sure." "Dad, Jack and Mike are going to help Colonel Tredwell destroy the herd." "Oh?" "Well, it was the only thing to do to save the compound and all." "So you believe that the herd will actually come right through here?" "It did raid my uncle's village and I promised to do something to help." "I see." "So you, uh, going to go along with the colonel's plans." "It's the only thing to do." "All right, let's have it." "What are you two up to?" "Ok, Marsh." "Uh you see, we both sort of had the same idea at the same time." "We couldn't fight him so we join him." "And then fight him." "We agreed to help him, but as you can see I am in a very weak condition and cannot work fast." "Yeah, I just, uh, can't seem to get the hang of these super sophisticated weapons." "So you're going to deliberately sabotage his effort." " I think that's a marvelous idea." " No, it isn't." " Why not?" " Oh, Jack, Mike." "That man up there has more honor and integrity than almost any man I know." "Well, sure we..." "we don't approve of his solution to the elephant problem because his tactics are extreme." "But we have to fight him back by proving him wrong, not by being underhanded." "Look, we... we owe it to him and we owe it to ourselves to be fair." "Be fair?" "This is war." "You know what's going to happen if we fight the war your way?" "We'll be signing the death warrant for thousands of innocent animals." "And then what do we do?" "Just sit around and watch the slaughter?" "The colonel's arranging air support." "We should get cracking any minute." " They filled you in on the plan?" " Uh, yes." "Yes, they did." " And I'm afraid I objected." " What?" "Now, look here, Marsh" "No, not to Tredwell's plans, to theirs." "We were going to pitch in with him, Hedley." "Yes but we were planning to pitch a no-hit game." "What on earth are you talking about?" "Shall we just say they weren't planning on giving the colonel their best?" "Sabotage his efforts?" "This is very serious." "Jack, Mike, is this true?" "All right, look, suppose we say, Hedley, that we're not going to play his little game at all." "I report for sick call, Sergeant." "We're not playing games." "Marsh, I know you'd have no part of this." "And as research scientists, you and Paula are free to abstain entirely from this operation if you so wish." "But gentlemen you are under orders to assist in this emergency." "I'm terribly sorry but it isn't up to me." " That's why Tredwell was sent here." " You can't make me take part in this." "No, Mike, I'm afraid I can't." "And it hurts me to remind you that since you're a citizen of this country you'll be arrested and placed in jail." "There's nothing I can do about it." "I don't want any part of it either, Hedley." "And I am not a citizen." "Jack, you know the law." "You're here on a visitor's visa and work permit." "They'll be cancelled and you'll be deported immediately." "I hate to say it, chaps, but you have no choice." "♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪" "(English" " SDH)"