"[jazz music]" "♪ ♪" " From the Penn  Teller Theater in Las Vegas, Nevada, here's our host, Alyson Hannigan!" "[cheers and applause]" "♪ ♪" " Welcome to "Penn  Teller:" "Fool Us,"" "where magicians perform their best tricks and Penn and Teller try to figure them out." " Whoo!" " Yeah." "Now, they usually explain the act using some kind of magic code, so you may hear terms like "deck switch," "shell," "card force,"" "and think you know what they mean." "Maybe you do." "Maybe you don't." "I will tell you right now I was dead wrong the first time I heard "bottom dealing."" "Way off on that one." "Yeah, and now the masters of misdirection themselves," "Penn and Teller!" "♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]" "♪ ♪" "Tonight anyone who fools Penn and Teller wins a slot performing in their long-running Vegas magic show." "Let's see if our first performer can do the trick." " My vision started going south when I was nine years old, so I have no sight, but I don't call myself blind, because I see things in ways that other people can't see." "People always want to know how I can determine different cards." "My thumbs and my fingers can feel things that other hands can't." "I now have ten eyeballs." "I'm a card mechanic." "I demonstrate how many ways you can be cheated at cards." "A card mechanic is somebody who controls the outcome of a card game, and the techniques for the card table are literally a thousand times more difficult to develop than the techniques used to perform card magic." "Ever since I started karate, people say, "You're a black belt?" "How can you possibly fight?"" "I haven't missed a workout in 45 years and 2 weeks." "And we all have obstacles, all of us." "You know what I consider the worst disability of all?" "Procrastination and laziness." "Give me blindness over that any day of the week." "[cheers and applause]" " Please welcome the amazing Richard Turner." "[cheers and applause]" " Penn, Teller, can you join me at my table, please?" " Certainly." " Penn over here." "Teller on this side." "Come on." " Hello, sir." " Penn, pleasure." " An honor." " A pleasure." "Well, howdy." "crowd:" "Howdy!" " I love it when the audience shows up." " [laughs]" " Well, I'm Richard Turner, and I represent why you should never play cards with strangers." "As you heard, I'm not a magician." "I'm what's known as a card mechanic." "But what I do can appear very magical." "Now, this is not to fool you yet, gentlemen." "This is just to educate the audience, so..." "When you play poker, blackjack, bridge, hold'em, whatever the game, you want to make sure the cards are evenly mixed." "This is basic casino procedure, which is what is known as riffle." "Riffle." "You're supposed to do what's called a block cut or a strip cut." "Another riffle." "A cut." "That is basic casino procedure." "Now, in a private game, that's where the hustlers hang out." "Here's something you never do when you play for money." "Never shuffle with one hand." "It makes the other players nervous." "And when they see you shuffle with one hand followed by a one-hand flip-around cut, they get up and run." "You're left playing with yourself." "Right, Penn?" " Exactly." "I know that one." " Now, Penn, how many times would you say" "I shuffled and cut this deck..." " I would say" " Six or seven?" " Six, seven, yeah." " Let's see if this deck is evenly mixed." "Does that look pretty even, Penn?" "Do we have ace through king, ace through king, king through ace, king through ace?" "Did I shuffle it back into perfect numerical order?" " I think you did, yeah." " We did it, then, Penn." "Thank you." "Penn, would you do me a favor?" "Reach in and pull out a card, just any random card." "Tell me when you got one." " I got one." " All right." "Let's square up this mess here." "I'm gonna show you a few moves." "Hand me the card face up." " Face up." " Face up." "Tell the audience what you picked." " Seven of hearts." " Watch the seven of hearts." "I'm gonna show you how I can magically keep his seven on top by dealing underneath the top card." "Watch face up." "This is called dealing seconds, but you have to deal the cards as neatly as if you're dealing from the top." "Watch, I'll deal it in super slow motion." "Super slow motion." "Seven on top." "See, the dealer will hit the other players." "I'm playing blackjack." "I have a 14." "Watch face up." "See how the card stays as the second card, kind of melts through the deck." "Here's one-handed." "Now, when the card is face down, when it's face down, see, you can't tell you've been swindled." "Isn't that fun?" " [laughs]" " Thank you." "[cheers and applause]" "Now, y'all saw that I had a full deck of cards here." "Penn, I want you to take this half and give it a casino wash face up." "And, Teller, you take this side." "I want the audience to see cards being randomly scrambled, mixed, screwed up in every possible way you can." " Okay." " Got it?" " May I have your cards there, Penn?" "Let's wash those." "Teller, would you wash those two halves together, please?" "Square them up for us, Teller, and then turn them face down." "And when you're done, shuffle them in any fashion you like." "Tell me when you're done." "And when you're done, set them face down in front of me." "All right." "Penn." " Sir." " You are going to be my interpreter." " Okay." " I'm going to ask a few questions of Teller, and you're going to tell me if he nods his head yes or if he nods his head no." " Okay." " If you understood what I said, nod yes." " He said yes." " All right, we're in business." "Have you ever played in a private game where it's your deal, it's Penn's deal, it's my deal?" "You know what I'm talking about?" "Deck is passed around the table." " Yes, he knows what you're talking about." "No, he doesn't play cards." " Well, he's smart." "[laughter]" "All right, now, if this works, it'll almost look like magic, 'cause it'll appear as if nothing happened." "I'm going to do the same thing you just watched." "Riffle." "And once again, you guys just scrambled these cards." " We did." " Riffle." "And then again you're supposed to do what's called a strip." "Cut." "Another riffle." "And a cut." "Now, we're going to deal a hand of hold'em." "Penn, you're gonna tell me how many players step up to the table." "And, mind you, we're doing this after the deck has been shuffled and cut." " Okay." " Five, six, or seven." "Pick a number." " Uh, six." " Six players." "One, two, three, four, five, six." "One, two, three..." " Oh, man." " Four, five, six." "And then we have what's called a burn, and we have what's called the flop." " Yup." " Penn, what are those three cards?" "Tell the audience." " My favorite, three of clubs, followed by the jack of spades and the king of spades." " And we have a burn, and we have what's called the turn." "What is that card?" " That's the six of spades." " And we have a burn, and we have what's called the river." "What is that?" " That's the king of hearts." " Now, Penn, you can take any one of these hands here." "Teller, these are yours." "Don't let anyone see your cards." "And let's see if you--go ahead and turn over a few hands, and" " Any hand I want?" " Any hand you want." " Uh, okay." "I've turned over the second hand." " And what do you have?" " I'll turn them all over, as a matter of fact." " What the heck?" "What the heck?" "Turn them all over." "See--and I'll tell you this." "No matter how good those hands are, they're not gonna beat my partner, Teller's hand." " We got a queen and a four, so" " Nothing really exciting." "Would you clear those tables?" " I sure will." " Clear that table." "All right, let me have your cards there, Teller." "You can let go." "He was afraid I was gonna steal them." "Now, once again, you shuffled and cut." " Yes, we did." " Six players." "Let's see what Teller has in the pocket." "Penn, what is that?" " That's a king." " And what is that?" " That's another king." " The nuts." "Once again, you shuffled and cut." "You chose six players." "And so on that board, we ended up with four kings, right?" " Yes, we did." " Well, gentlemen, you can now go back to your huddle and see if you can reconstruct, believe it or not, the 13 different methods, techniques, and controls it took to take that washed, shuffled deck" "to deal that pat hand to my partner." "Oh, and, Teller, if I perhaps fooled you and you want to communicate with me, my right ear reads lips." "[laughter]" "Anyway, hope you all had fun, everybody." "Thank you!" "Thank you." "Thank you, Penn." "Thank you, buddy." "[cheers and applause]" "Thank you." "Thank you, Teller." " Richard Turner." " Let me clean up my mess." " Aw, fantastic." "Here's some more." " Thank you." " No problem." " And now you and I" " Miss us?" " Yeah." " We got nothing to say." "He fooled us." "Oh, my" " Dead to rights." "[cheers and applause]" "Bring it down." "Bring it down." " Oh, my goodness." " I've seen moves like that, never seen moves like that." " Thank you." "That's years and years." "You know." " Oh, yeah, I know." "I know." "We got the trophy here." "I want to make this very clear to you, Richard." "This trophy we're giving you?" " Uh-huh?" " It says on it, "[bleep] [bleep]."" "From the bottom of our hearts, Richard." "From the bottom of our hearts." " Aw." " Well, thank you." "Thank you." "Oh" " There you go." " Oh, wow." "Yeah, hey, thank you." "[cheers and applause]" " Hey, Richard Turner." "So Penn and Teller have been fooled once." "Let's see if another fooler is in the cards or the magic wands." "See you in a minute." "[jazz music]" "[jazz music] [cheers and applause]" " Welcome back to "Fool Us."" "Let's see if our next act has what it takes to fool Penn and Teller." " We're Young  Strange, Richard Young and Sam Strange." "We are a magic double act." "I am very much the creative force behind..." " [snickers]" " Young  Strange." " [laughing]" "What you talking about?" " We met because our parents knew each other." "Initially, it started off as a bit of a rivalry, but then we later joined forces to fight the good fight." "We appeared on season one of "Penn  Teller:" "Fool Us."" "We didn't fool Penn and Teller on our first appearance." "I'll be honest;" "we're still absolutely livid about it." "A lot of magicians try and really show off with their magic." "We don't do that." "We're much more modest and down to Earth." "We have a strong ethic" " But no talent." " And no success to date." "[applause]" " Here they are now, literally and figuratively" "Young  Strange." "[cheers and applause] both:" "Yes!" " Ha ha!" " Yes!" " Oh, my goodness!" "Look at this!" "Amazing!" "[applause]" "We are Young  Strange," "Richard Young and Sam Strange." " Now, the problem with double acts is, you never know which one is which." "Isn't that right, Teller?" " [laughs] Yes, it is." " With me, it's easy, 'cause I'm Sam Strange, and I look like Michael Bublé." "[laughter]" " No, you don't look like Michael Bublé." " Fat Tom Cruise." "[laughter]" " So we are here in Las Vegas!" " Yes!" "[cheers and applause] Whoo!" " Unfortunately, our props are not." "They were lost by the airline." "But don't panic, Penn and Teller." "We are semiprofessionals." "So what we did was find some very simple objects here in Vegas that will act as a substitute." " Now, not only did our props not arrive, but our glamorous assistant didn't either, so I'm not quite sure who's going into the box." "Music, please." " ♪ I move with the sound ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ I move with the sound ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ I move with the sound ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ I move with the sound ♪" "♪ ♪ [laughter]" "♪ ♪" "[laughter]" "♪ ♪" "[laughter]" "♪ ♪" "[laughter] [applause]" " ♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ Yeah, yay ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ Yay ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ Yeah, yay ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ Yeah, yay ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ Yay ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪ [phone buttons beeping] [phone line rings]" " Hello, pizza delivery." " Hi, there." "Can I get a pepperoni pizza for delivery, please?" "And put it on the account of Penn and Teller." "[laughter]" "♪ ♪ [applause]" "[laughter]" " Young  Strange!" "[cheers and applause]" "Whoo!" "That was very entertaining... and exhausting for you and possibly for you as well." " I don't understand;" "I'm still thirsty." " Oh." "[laughs]" "So here you are again." "What made you guys want to come back and try to fool them this time?" " Well, it was, like, five years ago, season one, and to be honest, it's been eating us alive that, you know, we didn't fool them last time." "So we've been on the actual waiting list to get back on the show for a long time." " And so what would it mean if you fooled them today, then?" " It would mean a great deal." "It would feel like closure, I think, if we were able to fool them after all this time." " All right, well, let's check in with them." "Boys, what do you have to say to these two handsome fellas?" " Boy, there's so much good about this, you know?" "Usually, when you do a box trick-- and this is a box trick-- you start with a box that looks like it was bought in the magic store, and immediately people just think the box is where the magic is." "And in this case, the box isn't where the magic is, and it's a cardboard box, and it looks great." "Also having phony-baloney swords that don't look like swords is so much worse than using just sharpened dowels." "And it's based on the Hans Moretti sword box, and you do a wonderful-- a wonderful trick that we use a lot, which is you put the smaller guy out of sight, had the bigger guy outside," "so we keep me outside, who's gigantic, and we forget that Teller is smaller than me, which is another good technique." "It's used in the Indian basket trick." "And we do a version of this in a barrel, but I'll tell you the speed at which you drive those through and the energy is terrifying, because when we do it, we are not young and strange." "We are old and careful." "[laughter]" "We go through very, very slowly." "So as much as I love you guys, we" "I kind of hate to say this, but we think we got it with the Hans Moretti sword box." " Do you think that" "Oh, wait." "Oh, God." " Oh, no." " Aw." " [laughs]" "Good, guys." " Young  Strange, ladies and gentlemen." " Thank you very much." " Thank you." "Thank you." "[cheers and applause]" " Don't go anywhere." "More magic coming up, including a trick that you-- that's right, you-- can learn from Penn and Teller." "Stay close." "[cheers and applause] [jazz music]" "[jazz music] [cheers and applause]" " Welcome back to the Penn  Teller Theater, home of "Fool Us."" "Let's meet our next trickster." " My first paid show was when I was 12, and from there, did events all around, you know, Connecticut." "When I went to college, I studied environmental science with a focus in green energy." "After graduating, I decided to do magic professionally." "I got a job as a bartender and started doing magic behind the bar using, you know, martini glasses, lemons, and then from there, sort of developed, you know, my full show." "And I also perform at The Magic Castle in Los Angeles, which is really fun." "There are very few bar magicians in the world." "I am part scientist, part comedian, part bartender, and a lot of magician." "And you add all those together... ta-da!" "[applause]" " Put your hands together for Kayla Drescher." "[applause]" " Thank you so much." "Thank you so much." "My name is Kayla." "Thanks for having me." "As a magician, I travel the country meeting all different types of people, and as a magician that performs at a bar, let's just say I hear a lot of personal stories." "The one I hear most is that of relationships-- love and loss-- and how that really sticks with a person." "I'm sure you can empathize;" "I know I can." "And heartbreak, it's hard to talk about, so let me show you." "Teller, would you mind joining me?" "Please welcome Teller." "[cheers and applause]" "Oh, my." "Fantastic." "[soft piano music]" "♪ ♪" "[laughter]" "♪ ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ ♪" "[laughter]" "♪ ♪" "[laughter]" "♪ ♪" "[laughter] [cheers and applause]" " Kayla Drescher!" "And Teller!" "[applause]" "That was so good!" " Thank you." "I need a hug." " It's so nice to have a woman onstage." " Yeah, I think there are so few women in magic." "I mean, I know there are so few women in magic." "But what's great about it is that we come from such a different perspective and we see the world differently through, you know, female eyes that we're able to bring just a different way of doing magic." " That's cool." "And then I heard you've gone to magic camp?" " Yeah, I'm actually really kind of excited to tell you that one time, we had T-shirts that did say, "One time at magic camp," so..." " Aw!" "Well, see?" "There you go." " Those did exist, yeah." " Nice." "All right." "Well, let's see--let's see what the boys think." "Come on-- oh, look at Teller." " [laughs]" " Aw!" " Boy, that's good." "What I love about this is, you work it just out of your purse, which you have on you, and it could play any size theater in the world." "That's just a wonderful thing about it." "I mean, you're taking a torn-and-restored paper, which is usually a newspaper or a ticket or some sort of jive thing that you try to give meaning to, and you've given real meaning to it." "But more than giving it real meaning, you've done something that everybody's always trying to do in magic and never can do, and that is having the magic happen right in an audience member's hand." "I mean, if Teller were a citizen, which of course he's not, he would have considered that to be the absolute." "Magic happened in his hand, never left his hand, and absolutely beautiful." "The whole routine is just wonderful." "We think that we've got it from the torn-and-restored thing, but we got to say, even with that, we really love you." " Thank you so much." "Thank you, guys." "Thanks for having me." "It's an honor." " So they they have it?" " Oh, for sure." " Of course." "No, it's" "I'm just so happy to be here." "Thank you so much." " So good; so confident." " Thank you, Kayla Drescher." " Thank you so much." " Thank you." "[applause]" " Thank you." "Thank you." " Thank you." "[applause]" "More magic coming up, including a trick from Penn and Teller that you can play on your friends." "Stick around." "[jazz music]" "[jazz music] [applause]" " Welcome back to "Fool Us."" "I bet you don't know who our next performer is, but I bet he does, because he's a mentalist." "Take a look." " So my name is Mike Super, and I get asked all the time if that is my real name, and the truth is, my actual name is Johnny Von Awesome." "I'm not one of those magicians that has, you know, a sequined jacket." "I'm just sort of your everyday guy." "The best trick I ever did was get my wife to marry me." "And then we had two beautiful girls." "I now have a built-in audience." "Kids are completely honest at all times." "girls:" "Yay!" " So if they really like something and they're asking me to do it again," "I know it's ready for the stage." "[applause]" " It's a bird." "It's a plane." "It's Mike Super." "[cheers and applause]" " Thank you very, very much." "Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, Penn and Teller, we are going to play the lottery." "Would everybody do me a favor?" "Stand on up." "We're gonna hit these balls around the room." "I want you to keep them in the air." "Here we go." "That is one." "[rock music]" "Go to this side." "That is two." "[laughter]" "Hit them around." "Hit them the other way." "Penn and Teller, please hit it to the audience." "♪ ♪" "Very nice." "One more." "Yes." "Mix 'em up." "Here we go." "When I say, "Stop,"" "I want you to catch the balls." "Ready?" "One, two, three." "Stop the music!" "Give our spectators a big round of applause." "[applause]" "People with the balloons, come up here on stage." "Stop right here at the steps." "Penn and Teller, I brought you both a present." "I believe in fate, and every year for my birthday," "I give myself a present." "I play the lottery-- the Powerball, to be exact." "I've never won." "Otherwise, I'd invite you all to my chain of islands." "But this last birthday last year," "I didn't get one number right, and I thought that was funny, because I'm sort of a magic mind reader." "So with that in mind, I used to carry the ticket as a joke in my wallet, got tired of that, threw it in this box, and it has sat in my desk at home until fate intervened." "To come here tonight, I needed to get some things from my desk." "On top of those things was this box." "I opened it up, and inside was that ticket." "I felt that meant something, so I brought it with me here tonight, Penn and Teller." "I'm going to set it right here, underneath our surveillance camera." "That way, everybody can keep their eye on it at once." "Now, our six spectators, please join me on stage." "Give them a big round of applause, if you would." "Right this way, if you would." "Right over here." "Come right over here." "We're gonna place you right here, sir, right here." "We're going to bring you down here, right here." "Give them all a big round of applause for taking part." "[applause]" "As I said, tonight we are going to play the lottery." "And you, sir, you have the red ball." "I need you to step forward." "That means you have been chosen for the Hunger Games." "[laughter]" " Love it." " We're gonna move you to the end." "We're gonna shift everybody down one spot." "May the odds forever be in your favor, sir." "You have the Powerball." "This is the most important position." "You have a different choice than these other five people." "In a moment, you're going to choose a number between 1 and 26." "Don't let me influence you at all." "[laughter]" "Now, the other five have a different choice." "You are gonna choose a number between 1 and 69." "That is the lottery's rules, not mine." "So you, sir, into the microphone," "I want you to say a number between 1 and 69." "Go for it." " 6." " 6." "Tonight's first lottery number is six." "You saw how easy that was, sir, yes?" "I need a number between 1 and 69." "Go for it." " 13." " 13, the unlucky goth number." "Perfect." "All right, a number between 1 and 69." " 42." " 42." "Hold it right there." "You're doing great." "42." "All right, sir, a number between 1 and 69." " 19." " 19, my age." "[laughter]" "Hold it right there." "Now we're going to ask you to move forward." "We're going to keep these in numerical order, so if you would move forward, we're gonna slide you down one." "We're gonna slide you right there." "Perfect." "Now, you saw that I'm moving people according to numerical order." "Maybe you don't want to move." "Maybe you're feeling lazy." "Don't let that influence you tonight, okay?" "That would severely cut down the numbers you choose." "I need a number between 1 and 69." "Go for it." " 27." " 27." "Hold it right there." "This is perfect." "And take a step forward, sir." "Take a step forward." "We're just going to move you down one--yes." "And you, sir, are going to take your spot." "So so far, we have 6, 13, 19, 27, and 42." "It's time for the Powerball number." "As you can see, I can move these." "They can be in any order." "Your number must be exact." "You're going to give me a number between 1 and 26." "Even if it's already been named, that's okay, because you're the Powerball." "So into the microphone, a number between 1 and 26." "Go for it." " Let's go with my IQ, 23." " 23!" "[laughter]" "That is our Powerball." "We're gonna lock it in, 23." "Perfect, there it is." "Now, I want you to all consider the impossibility of this." "Tonight six random spectators were chosen from the audience." "They gave me six random numbers." "I brought a lottery ticket from last year, my birthday, which has been in full view the entire time." "Now, check this out." "Inside is one ticket." "But I want you to take a close look at those numbers." "If I say your number, please hold your ball in the air." "6." "13." "19." "27." "And 42." "And the all-important Powerball of 23." "[cheers and applause]" "Give them all a round of applause!" "You can return to your seats." "Penn and Teller, that's a real lottery ticket, and it is for you." "Thank you." "[cheers and applause]" " Mike Super!" "[cheers and applause]" "Wow." " It's a pleasure." " Nice to meet you." " Thank you." " Oh, if only you could have done that for the actual lottery." " Yes, I was a little late." " Oh, well." "I mean, the trophy will be sort of just as good?" " It would be better than hitting the lottery." "Do you realize the odds of fooling the two best minds in magic?" "It's unbelievable." " Yeah." "And did you grow up with a lot of magic where you're from?" " I grew up in a little town that was sort of "financially challenged."" "And magic kind of became an escape." "This was before the internet and everything, so I had to, you know, learn from books." "There's no Hogwarts." "I went to Magichigan State instead." " [laughs]" " And I did my best, you know, with magic, and by the time-- I couldn't not do it." "I became, you know, financially stable doing magic, and I got my dream." "My dream chose me, so..." " Nice." " Yeah." " Okay, it's time to go to the boys." " Okay." " Boys?" " You know this is a-- it's a little, bitty, tiny trick, and you made it big and enormous and wonderful, you know?" "Just gone to huge size with the people up there, and the selection is all fun." "Everything is just terrific all the way through." "You know," "Teller's mentor used to always say that prediction tricks in magic are always time reversals." "And you've done something even hipper than that, because by not saying, "I'm going to predict what this is going to be"" "but rather, "This is my lottery ticket from a year ago,"" "you make it much more interesting." "It just makes the mind tangle up a little bit in a really good way." "But there's a term that's used as an insult in magic, and I'm going to use it now, talking about you, but I'm going to say carefully first" "I don't think it's this way for the audience." "This is only this way for us." "There's no mistakes in this." "It's too perfect, you know?" "But the audience still has a few outs." "We don't." "We know that certain things are on the up-and-up and certain things weren't." "And all I can tell you about this whole act is, it just--it's wonderful." "It made us flip our lids." "We just--we just dug it completely from beginning to end." " Thank you." " Okay." "So I'm guessing somewhere in there, you understand that they know how you did that." " I indeed do." "I indeed do." "But it was an honor." " And what a great act, man." " It was so entertaining." "Thank you." "Mike Super!" " Thank you." "Thank you." "[cheers and applause]" "Up next, Penn and Teller are gonna show you to a trick." "But to make it work, you've got to record the show." "We'll give you a commercial break to figure that out and get ready, because you are up next." "[applause] [jazz music]" "[jazz music] [applause]" " Penn and Teller are mischievous magicians who love to mess with people." "So tonight they're gonna teach you a trick that will help you mess with your friends." "For more, here are Penn and Teller!" "[applause]" " Hi." "Here's a trick that you can do at home." "Hope you got your DVRs running, 'cause we'll give you the punchline at the end." "All you need is a deck of cards, the punchline we'll give you, and a friend." "I'll play the part of you." "Teller will be my friend." "Hey, friend, want to see a card trick?" "Why don't you pick a number between 1 and 10?" "7." "What I want you to do is take the deck while my back is turned, count down seven cards" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, look at that seventh card, and remember it." "Can you do that right?" "Okay, I'm going to turn my back." "Count down seven cards." "Look at the card, but don't let me see it." "You counting them down?" "Look at that card, and memorize it." "You got it clear in your head?" "Now put it anywhere you want in the deck." "And put those other cards on top, and give them a shuffle, if you want." "You watch these magic hands." "I just take the deck, tap it once, and your card appears right on the top." "Was your card the eight of clubs?" "[laughter]" "It--it wasn't?" "Well, I--I guess I'm a failure, my friend." "I'll never be as good as you are." "I couldn't find the card at all." "Well, let's do something else fun, okay?" "Let's watch "Jane the Virgin."" " [sighs]" " I'm sure Jane said nice things, but I'm still rattled, so I can't pretend to be touched right now." "Do you think Chuck did it?" " I don't know." "But is this your card?" " See?" "See?" "I did the trick right!" "See?" "See?" "I'm the winner." "[cheers and applause]" "Now, we got our friends at "Jane the Virgin"" "to make that video for you, and you record it right here on your DVR." "Then all you've got to do is have a deck of cards with the three of clubs on top, and you'll do what's called a card force." "Now, you ask your friend to name a number between 1 and 10." "He names...6." "Now, the card you want, the three of clubs, is already on top, but I demonstrate how to count to six." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5." "And look at this card, 6." "What I've done is put the three of clubs six down in the deck." "It's now the sixth card." "The force is complete." "I now turn my back and ask him to count down six cards." "I know he's gonna pick the three of clubs." "He looks at that card." "He's got the three of clubs." "Tell him to put it anywhere in the deck." "You don't care where he puts it." "Put the other cards on top." "Have them shuffle until the proverbial cows come home, even if he doesn't shuffle well." "Then take them like this." "Then you do one tap and get the wrong card." "Seven of hearts, is that your card?" "Let him gloat." "He who laughs last laughs best." "Now change the subject kind of nonchalantly." "Well, I'm a failure." "Let's do something else fun." "Instead of just turning on the TV, you play the DVR with a clip that we're going to give you right now." "Here's where you start playing it for your friend." "Go." " [sighs]" " I'm sure Jane said nice things, but I'm still rattled, so I can't pretend to be touched right now." "Do you think Chuck did it?" " I don't know." "But is this your card?" "[dramatic musical flourish]" " Ha, ha, ha!" "When that's over, it's your turn to gloat." "Gloat, gloat, gloat, gloat, gloat, gloat, gloat." "You fool!" "You fool!" "You fool!" "Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha." "Fool, fool, fool, fool, fool!" "Gotcha!" "[cheers and applause]" " Oh!" "I want to thank all of tonight's magicians, including all of you at home." "Together, we fool the world." "Come back next week for more "Fool Us."" "Good night from Las Vegas." "[cheers and applause]"