"(happy crowd noises)" "(firework explosions)" "Well, Boneless, looks like our work here is done." "Yeah, those ponies never partied so hard." "Thanks to me..." "Cheese." "Cheese Sandwich." "(boing)" "(rattling)" "(accordion sound)" "Whoo hoo hoo!" "That was a doozy!" "Well, Boneless, looks like our next party's gonna be in..." "Ponyville!" "♪" "♪ Every single day there's something new you can plan for ♪" "♪ Every single day there's something wonderful to do ♪" "♪ But nothing makes me happy like a day that I can say ♪" ""Today I planned a party and it's just for you!"" "How's it going today, Pinkie?" "Great, thanks!" "Got any streamers today?" "You betcha!" "Big party planned?" "Don't ya know it!" "♪ Don't have much time to gather all the things I need ♪" "♪ If I'm really going to make this party fly ♪" "♪ For today's another day that all of Ponyville will say... ♪" "♪ There goes the Super Party Pony Pinkie Pie!" "♪" "♪ She planned our first foal shower ♪" "♪ Where we played all sorts of games ♪" "♪ Having so much fun as we chose Pound and Pumpkin's names!" "♪" "♪ She planned my Cute-ceanera, My Dad made me, I won't lie ♪" "♪ I demanded all the best I suppose she passed the test ♪" "♪ Sure it was pretty good all thanks to Pinkie Pie ♪" "Thanks." "I guess." "What color paints do you need?" "I'm gonna need the full rainbow!" "A paint brush too?" "Yes, if you please!" "And what from me?" "Your biggest banner!" "This party's going to be the best!" "I don't doubt it!" "♪ Every single day there's something new we can plan for ♪" "♪ Every single day there's something wonderful to try ♪" "♪ But nothing makes us happy like a day that we can say ♪" "♪ Today there'll be a party planned by Pinkie Pie!" "♪" "I don't know how she does it!" "Wow, look at her go!" "Oh boy, this is going to be good!" "Oh boy, this is going to be good!" "Fluttershy:" "Go Pinkie go!" "Fluttershy:" "Go Pinkie go!" "♪ There's no other pony like her ♪" "♪ No pony that could be" "♪ As great (As great!" ")" "♪ As fun (As fun!" ")" "♪ As our Super Party Pony Pinkie!" "♪" "♪ (song ends)" "Oh!" "I am so, so, so excited because today I'm planning the birthday bash of..." "RAINBOW DASH!" "Yeah!" "Rainbow Dash." "Yes, Pinkie?" "You realize that by enlisting me as your party planner," "I guarantee that this is going to be the funnest, most fantabulous, superbial party in Ponyville?" "Uh, yeah?" "I guess." "No guesses." "Parties are no picnic." "Oh, I like a nice picnic party." "(low growl)" "Oh!" "Parties are serious." "And you have my certified "Pinkie Party Promise"" "that you will have the best birthday party ever!" "OK!" "Great!" "Now, who's ready to join this Super Duper Party Pony to plan this super duper par-tay?" "Cheese:" "I am." "(group gasp)" "(tweet)" "Who are you, stranger?" "Name's Cheese Sandwich." "I plan parties." "What an amazing coincidence!" "I'm Pinkie Pie and I'm planning a party!" "Oh, it's no coincidence, my little pony." "My Cheesy Sense was a-tingling, tellin' me a party was in the works." "A Cheesy Sense?" "Ah!" "Double Amazing!" "I have a Pinkie Sense!" "Yes." "I sensed you did." "And I happen to be the premiere party planner in all of Equestria." "If there's a party in need, there I'll be." "Be it wing-ding, hoe-down, hootenanny, or shindig," "I'm your pony!" "A pair of Party Pony Planners in Ponyville?" "What could be more perfect?" "I'll tell you what!" "Making this party epic!" "Cause this isn't just ANY birthday." "It's also the anniversary of when I moved to Ponyville!" "Good heavens, Rainbow Dash!" "It's your birth-aversary!" "Exactly!" "So what do you say, party planners?" "Oh, I think we can do it!" "Oh, I don't think so." "(gasp)" "I know so." "After all... ♪ The Super-duper-party-pony." "♪ That pony is me!" "♪ I always knew that was the kind of pony I would be. ♪" "Me too!" "C'mon ponies!" "Who here likes to party?" "Ha ha!" "You do!" "I can tell!" "♪ When I was but a little colt, I just wanted to play. ♪" "Like me!" "♪ But everypony told me" "♪ "Cheese!" "That fun just wastes the day!" ♪" "As if!" "♪ But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves. ♪" "♪ The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove!" "♪" "You know it!" "♪ The super-duper-party-pony." "♪ That pony is me!" "And me!" "♪ You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese!" "♪" "Uh, Pinkie?" "Hey good lookin'!" "Want some mayonnaise?" "♪ My parties are all off the hook," "I never plan them by the book!" "♪" "♪ They start out fun then whoops-a-daisy, ♪" "♪ Everypony just gets crazy!" "♪ Bored of snacks made by your mom?" "♪" "♪ How 'bout a giant party bomb!" "♪" "♪ Huge pinatas filled with cake, ♪" "♪ or dive into my fruit punch lake!" "♪" "Geronimo!" "♪ The Super-duper-party-pony." "♪ That pony is me!" "♪ You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese!" "♪" "Come on, kid!" "Take it for a spin!" "Golly!" "Thanks, Mister!" "♪ Oh, when I throw a Cheese party ♪" "♪ be sure to not be lame" "♪ and miss my pie fights, wacky kites, ♪" "♪ and streamers in your mane." "♪ Fizzy drinks, Hawaiian shirts and brie fondue delight ♪" "♪ You know that with Cheese Sandwich ♪" "♪ you'll be partying all night!" "♪" "Come on everypony, let's party down with Cheese!" "You're really a certified party Pony?" "Cheese:" "That's right!" "That's my guarantee!" "♪ The super-duper-party-pony" "♪ That pony is me!" "♪ But what about the super party pony named Pinkie?" "♪" "♪ (sad)" "Yeah!" "Now that's what I'm talking about!" "I am so stoked you're here, Cheese Sandwich." "Yeah, you sure did come on the right day." "Your parties sound simply divine." "We're so lucky to have you here." "Just doin' my job, little fillies." "Rainbow Dash:" "I mean, Pinkie Pie's parties are fun and sweet and all, but now this party's gonna be epic?" "You said it!" "No offense, Pinkie." "None taken." "♪" "(squeak)" "♪" "My birth-aversary's already lookin' way cooler!" "You are my kind of party pony, Cheese Sandwich!" "You got that right, Rainbow Dash!" "All right, party ponies!" "I've got some planning to do!" "(cheers)" "Twilight:" "Pinkie!" "Aren't you going to help Cheese Sandwich plan the party?" "That's OK." "Heh heh." "He obviously has what it takes to do it all by himself." "Really?" "Yes, indeedy!" "After all, if Cheese really is the super-duperest partyingest pony of them all," "maybe that means..." "I'm not." "♪" "♪ For all my life all I've wanted to do ♪" "♪ Was make my friends want to smile true ♪" "♪ But maybe I was wrong" "♪ and Pinkie Pie shouldn't plan parties at all. ♪" "♪" "♪ I'll try to get up on my hooves ♪" "♪ And try a different task" "♪ I'll find something new to do ♪" "♪ There's gotta be more to me Than planning a party or two. ♪" "♪" "♪ I put away my party cannon, I deflated all my balloons ♪" "♪ The bubbles all burst Now what is next for you?" "♪" "♪ For you.." "Oh I remember this one:" "my first party ever!" "My whole family was there!" "And that's Twilight's Welcome to Ponyville party!" "She didn't even expect that one. (giggles)" "Oh, look at Gummy." "He just looks so excited for his birthday party." "Mmmm..." "Shining Armour and Cadence's wedding sure was special..." "Especially once I got hold of the music!" "♪ Oh look at those happy faces!" "♪" "♪ All the parties that I have thrown ♪" "♪ I made them laugh Have such a blast ♪" "♪ A smile that's all their own ♪" "♪ They loved seeing me The real Pinkie ♪" "♪ Show them the time of their life ♪" "♪ like they've never known!" "♪ Like they've never known!" "♪ I've got to get back out there Have to show them that I tried ♪" "♪ For there's only one great Party Pony that is Pinkie Pie ♪" "♪ Won't let Cheese Sandwich beat me, ♪" "♪ Won't let him get me down" "♪ For I am Pinkie," "♪ the bestest Party Pony around!" "♪" "Rarity:" "I must say I marvel at your superior party-planning expertise, Cheese Sandwich. (giggle)" "Well, they don't call him the super-duper" "Party Planner for nothin'!" "That's it!" "This pony has got to get her title back!" "And I know just what to do!" "Totally Awesome!" "Best I've ever seen." "I can't believe it." "(compliments all at once)" "Pinkie:" "Freeze, Cheese!" "I challenge you... to a GOOF-OFF!" "(gasps)" "Oh no!" "Not a Goof-Off!" "What's a Goof-Off?" "I have no idea." "This Cheese has stood alone a long time, Pinkie Pie." "You think you can out-goof me?" "Oh, I don't think so." "I KNOW SO!" "And the stakes are high, Cheese Sandwich." "Whoever wins will be dubbed the ultimate Super Duper Party Pony and headline the Rainbow Dash Birth-Aversary Bash!" "And the loser?" "DOESN'T!" "(gasp)" "(gasps)" "So, are you in, Cheese?" "Or are you boneless?" "Nopony calls me boneless!" "Right Boneless?" "Then the Goof-Off is on for High Noon!" "Um, Pinkie?" "It's already 3:00." "Oh, well then." "Make it 3:10 to Goof-Off!" "(bird screech)" "(spurs jingling)" "(squeaks)" "♪" "(tweet)" "All right, everypony!" "According to my official Goof-Off Rule Book..." "She actually has a Goof-Off Rule Book?" "Are you kidding?" "Twilight can find a rule book for everything." "Shhh." "The two competitors have free range to Goof About, be it by singing, dancing, playing, prancing, joking, or performing to make the Judge chortle, chuckle, giggle, guffaw, hoot and holler, whoop it up, and party down!" "The funnier, sillier, wilder, and goofier, the better." "Rainbow Dash, since the winner will be headlining your party, you are the Judge." "Henh." "Big, tense competition on my birth-aversary." "What could be better?" "Cheese Sandwich?" "Pinkie Pie?" "Are you ready?" "I was born ready!" "I was ready before I was born!" "Then..." "let the goofing begin!" "♪" "♪ It's your birthday party A very special day ♪" "♪ I've got a song won't take long ♪" "♪ I just wanted to say" "♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, ♪" "♪ happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to you!" "♪" "♪ (fast accordion)" "♪ If you wanna be the life of the party ♪" "♪ but you're feeling just a little uptight ♪" "♪ Call the doctor, beg and plead "Doctor tell me what I need!" ♪" "♪ Try to put a little cheese in yer knees!" "♪" "♪ (fast accordion)" "♪ Bubbles and balloons Bubbles and balloons ♪" "♪ What's a birthday party without bubbles and balloons ♪" "♪ Star-shaped or trapezoid Look what I can do ♪" "♪ Only Pinkie Pie can make a bubble shaped like you!" "♪" "♪" "♪ Just let yourself go floppy For now this is your chance, ♪" "♪ Pretend you have no bones and do the Rubber Chicken dance!" "♪" "Hit it, Boneless!" "♪" "Cooler than a rubber chicken And tastier than cake" "Come on you let's party down and do the Gummy shake" "Hit it, Gummy!" "Uh huh, you know it!" "Shake it!" "'Cause I like to make you smile, smile, smile, yes I do" "♪ It fills my heart with sunshine ♪" "♪ all the while, yes it does" "'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile" "From these happy friends of mine!" "That's my song!" "What do you mean?" "I have no idea what you're talking about!" "That's it!" "♪ Roll out the party cannon" "♪ When you hear the party canon song Kaboom!" "♪" "♪ Why should you compromise Try this one on for size ♪" "♪ 'Cause nothing quite says cheer ♪" "♪ Like the ringing in your ear" "♪ Of the cheese supreme cannon bomb surprise!" "♪" "♪ Dale, dale, dale No pierdas el tino ♪" "♪ Porque si lo pierdes Pierdes el camino!" "♪" "(squawk)" "(crash)" "♪ (music turns sad)" "(gasp)" "Rainbow's not having the best party ever." "I..." "I broke the "Pinkie Party Promise."" "STOP!" "The Goof-Off is off!" "(confused chatter)" "But I haven't named a winner." "You don't have to." "I forfeit." "Which means, Cheese Sandwich wins!" "Ha ha ha!" "..." "I do?" "Yes, you get to headline Rainbow Dash's party." "But what about you, Pinkie?" "I..." "I don't!" "♪" "Pinkie, wait!" "I'm sorry I got all swept away by Cheese Sandwich." "We all are." "Applejack:" "Don't know what got into me." "Sorry, Pinkie." "No, I'm sorry I let my pride get in the way of you having the best birth-aversary ever." "Cheese Sandwich really is a Super Duper Party Planner and he'll be a terrific headliner." "I should have been a big enough pony to admit that and let you have your day." "But don't you get it?" "You're both Super Duper Party Ponies!" "Sure, Cheese Sandwich is a great guest party pony." "But you're Ponyville's permanent party pony!" "Nopony could ever take your place and we could never have a party without you!" "Cheese:" "Rainbow Dash is right." "I never meant to take your place in Ponyville." "I just wanted to show you what a great party pony I am, Pinkie." "Why me?" "Well... ♪ I fear I told a little fib" "♪ About my pony past" "♪ I hope that when you hear the truth ♪" "♪ You will not be aghast." "♪ I wasn't quite the super party pony like I claimed ♪" "♪ The fact is that I was so shy, ♪" "♪ Nopony knew my name." "♪ I stumbled into Ponyville One afternoon by chance ♪" "♪ And found the biggest ever celebration party dance ♪" "♪ Everything was perfect" "♪ Cheer was filling up the place. ♪" "♪ And I saw that every pony had a smile upon their face ♪" "♪ I vowed that day to change my life ♪" "♪ The past I did set free." "♪ For now Cheese Sandwich was a party pony full of glee ♪" "♪ A super-duper-party-pony that's what I became ♪" "♪ I traveled all Equestria and all did know my name ♪" "♪ But that never would have happened on my own ♪" "♪ I'll tell you why...  ♪ For the one who threw that party, it was you, Pinkie Pie ♪" "Me?" "Yes!" "Really?" "Ha!" "Really!" "So I was the pony that threw the awesomely spectacular party that inspired you to become an awesome spectacular party thrower?" "Swear on cammonbare!" "Enough with the warm fuzzy stuff, you two." "It's my birth-aversary and you've gotta throw me a bash!" "Yeah!" "Let's go!" "♪ Super-duper-party-ponies, that is me and you ♪" "♪ A party thrown by one is good, but not as great as two!" "♪" "♪ Come on and let's join forces ♪" "♪ Have twice the expertise" "♪ Now let's all go to the party ♪" "♪ planned by Pinkie Pie and Cheese!" "♪" "♪ (dance beat)" "(pop)" "All right, everypony!" "We are here to celebrate the birthday..." "And anniversary..." "Both: of Rainbow Dash!" "Hey, everypony!" "Who's ready to get their party on?" "Hit it!" "♪ Get your hooves up the party's starting now right now ♪" "♪ Everypony, everypony get down ♪" "♪ Time to make a wish, better make it right now ♪" "♪ It's been a year and today is your birthday party ♪" "♪ Make a wish It's your birthday ♪" "♪ Make a wish It's your birthday party ♪" "♪ Make a wish It's your birthday ♪" "♪ Make a wish It's your birthday party ♪" "(cheering)" "Cheese Sandwich!" "I gotta tell ya!" "You and Pinkie have totally made this the best birthday-anniversary super combo ever!" "It's totally epic?" "Yeah, it is!" "That's all I needed to hear, little filly." "Cheese:" "Just a little memento of my visit." "You're giving me your special rubber chicken friend?" "Oh, he's not the only one." "Well, Boneless Two, another job well done." "But it's time we mosey along." "Another town, another party." "I never did get that pony's name." "All:" "CHEESE SANDWICH!" "(giggling)" "Oh yeah!"