"As I tried to kiss you, as if to avoid me with your T-Shirt on, you dove into the shining sea..." "The white flower petals on your soaking skirt..." "Spread open upon the surface of the blue water." "Tell me why, when you winked..." "Oh Baby, Tell Me, Tell Me" " You're unpredictable..." "'Tell me you love me, Tell me that you need me..." "Tell Me, Tell Me, ...my Angel of the Summer..." "'Tell me, lover, Tell me that you need me..." "Oh Baby, Tell Me, Tell Me - I know that you're in love..." "'Tell me you love me, Tell me that you need me..." "Tell Me, Tell Me - but you're a mystery." "Darling's... an esper?" "!" "What if Kasuga's an esper?" "!" "Kasuga!" "I've finally been caught..." "using the Power!" "Adios Kyosuke!" "Paranormal powers caught on video!" ""Koryo Construction, lnc."" "You had me fooled real good!" "W..." "Wait a second..." "I can explain..." "No explanation necessary!" "You actually believed this twerp?" "You're such an idiot." "So that's it, huh?" "You guys were in this together!" "So what if we were?" "Cut!" "Very good, everyone!" ""Sukeban Officer" will be a major hit at the school video-contest!" ""Sukeban":" "Girl Gang Hoodlums" "Your performance was especially awesome, Hikaru!" "Thank you so much!" "Ow..." "You hit me for real..." "Oh, Darling..." "I'm sorry!" "Are you all right?" "It might be a good idea to put on a cold patch or something." "Yes..." "That might be a good idea." "Hikaru's so into her role, so..." "Gosh!" "Madoka, you're into it too!" ""Me, in a video?" "!"" ""Yes!"" ""Director Komatsu insisted that I ask you, Madoka!"" ""You're kidding!"" ""Hey, Darling!" "Say something, won't you please?" "!"" ""L..." "Let's do it, Ayukawa."" ""How often do you get to do something like this?"" ""Besides, the more the merrier!"" ""No can do."" ""C'mon!" "C'mon, Madoka!"" ""No thank you!"" "1... 2... 3... 1... 2... 3..." "Okay!" "Though initially opposed, Ayukawa's actually gotten into it now..." "Hey, get going, man!" "We don't have much time left 'til the contest!" "Geez!" "Whatta blowhard!" "Oh?" "Now, is it okay to talk to the Director like that?" "I could take you off the cast list!" "Aye, sir!" "Director Komatsu, are we really supposed to wear these?" "Huh?" "Yes..." "Yes..." "Get in them, like right now!" "But, we're supposed to be "sukeban girls," right?" ""Sukeban girls in leotards" sounds "cwazy" to me." "Uh-huh!" "Do you understand what you're saying?" "!" "This is essentially an inevitably important situation in film-making basically a performance that symmetrically portrays the identity of one sukeban, to put it one way or another!" "To create agitation is the true meaning of being an independent film-maker!" "In other words, a form of trade-conflict is what's on the table..." "You'd better know where we can peep from!" "The Girls' Locker Room is my garden!" "Kasuga!" "I can't believe... that I used my Power just like that!" "K..." "Kasuga just vanished... or so it seemed..." "Y..." "You thought so too?" "You too, Director?" "!" "I wonder if this means he's a Pod Person?" "!" "Oh, no?" "Then... it's Super Magic!" "N..." "No?" "Wh..." "What're you talking about?" "!" "That's crazy!" "How could I just "vanish?"" "So that's it!" "Kasuga Kyosuke, so that's what you are!" "Wh..." "What're you talking about?" "!" "Don't play dumb with us, man!" "Eh..." "Mr. ESPer!" "It's amazing how you deceived us all this time!" "The vanishing act you just did..." "It's called "teleportation," right?" "I saw it on TV last night." "Me too!" "The "ESPer Mimi" show, right?" "You idiot!" "Huh?" "!" "You idiot!" "Huh?" "!" "I was talking about "My Place Is Whimsical Road!" Puns: "Orenchi" = "my place." "Dooro" = "road."" "No..." "I'm not at all what you think I am..." "No need to worry, Kasuga." "We're buddies, after all!" "We won't tell anybody!" "In exchange, though... about "Sukeban Officer..."" "I wanna make it this kinda movie..." "It'll be the hottest topic of conversation at Koryo!" "We've made it!" "Hollywood, here we come!" "The Cannes Grand Prix to boot!" "French babes a la carte!" "Yeah!" "We did it!" "Ta-da!" "Ta-da!" "Would you knock it off?" "!" "Y..." "You guys were just seeing things!" "How could I possibly just vanish?" "!" "I'm no..." "ESPer or anything!" "Kasuga!" "Well, just hold on." "If he wants to play innocent until the bitter end then I've got some plans of my own!" "Are you sure that I can do it for real?" "Sure you can!" "Do it as much as you want!" "W..." "W..." "Wait a sec, Komatsu!" ""Director!" That's "Director" to you!" "Kasuga, you can resist as much as you want but, heck, you're dealing with Yuusaku!" ""For real?" "!" Are you serious?" "!" ""Sukeban Officer," Scene 45..." ""Chase in the Subway!" Start!" "Without a doubt, they're trying to capture me on tape using my paranormal powers!" "Good!" "The sense of pursuit!" "The sense of fear!" "Use the Force, Kasuga!" "Good!" "Go for it!" "Are you rolling, Hatta?" "Rolling!" "Even if I'm down, I won't let go of my camera!" "Hey!" "I've come to save you!" "Darling!" "Hey, what's with this?" "!" "Wasn't I supposed to face sukeban girls in leotards?" "!" "Y..." "You idiot!" "How can you call yourself a member of Komatsu Productions if you can't even ad-lib your way past an accident like this?" "!" "It's damn obvious that they're trying to tape me using the Power!" "Kasuga!" "Take this one too." "Oh..." "This one... too!" "I..." "I haven't got it in me to..." "You liar." "I know you've got it in you..." "We know you've got..." "paranormal powers!" "I don't have anything like... th..." "Rather stubborn, don'tcha think?" "Yeah." "Huh? "Something strange" about my Oniichan?" "Yeah, yeah." "You know, like..." "Like, vanishing like a ghost, or something like that." "What?" "!" "Just kidding!" "Joking!" "Joking!" "You idiot!" "Don't be so direct, or they'll get suspicious!" "He does stuff like that all the time!" "Huh?" "!" "He tells us not to do it, but he uses it a lot himself, the Pow..." "Th..." "That's right, you know, Oniichan can be like a kite with a broken string sometimes, y'know..." ""Tako":" "Kite." "...so, he vanishes suddenly, like all the time!" "Manami, you look like an octopus!" ""Tako":" "Octopus." "I've had... this condition lately, facial ticks..." "Audio-Visual Studio" "What?" "!" "Darling's an esper?" "!" "Wow!" "That's wonderful!" "That's so totally cool, if it's really true!" "The thing is, it's really, really true, Hikaru!" "Oh, gosh..." "But, Darling never let me know anything like that, not a hint." "How dare he keep it secret from his most beloved one?" "!" "Why, that Kasuga!" "Yeah, what a bastard he is!" "N..." "No..." "I'm sure Darling must've had a reason for that..." "Like what?" "Well..." "Well, well, well." "We can leave it at that for the time being." "Don't you wanna..." "watch too, Hikaru?" "Kasuga's paranormal powers, that is!" "Listen!" "This scene is about a betrayer coming to the rescue, awakened by love so make this one emotionally deep!" "Scene 16..." "Start!" "Hang on!" "I'll untie you right away!" "You've come for me..." "Don't you ever... betray me..." "Yeah..." "Seems like we're somehow forever bound together by fate." "Then... prove it to me!" "What?" "Tell me... the secret that you keep." "What?" "!" "I don't remember any lines like this!" "Your paranormal powers!" "What?" "!" "That lady told me that if it's true that your love for me is real that you'd let me know that you have paranormal powers!" "Y..." "You're kidding!" "That's the way!" "That's worthy of 3 buckets full of tears!" "Make it grand, as grand as you can!" "Komatsu, you bastard...!" "Please... because I can't stand it... that she's the only one you share your secrets with." "I can't..." "I can't..." "I can't let it be that way!" "Nice!" "He's feeling like he wants to confess everything!" "Please, Darling..." "I beg you..." "Please..." "N..." "NO!" "What?" "!" "You want to make Darling fall from the rooftop?" "!" "Lower your voice, Hikaru!" "It's the only way to catch Kasuga using his powers on tape." "But, what if something happens...?" "!" "Oh, no need to worry about that." "Since Hikaru got involved, they've really put the pressure on me." "The chances that I'll be able to stay in this town are getting slimmer..." ""I've got more friends than just these..." "Sukeban Officer" Screenplay by Komatsu Seiji" ""I've got more friends than just these!"" ""Just look!"" "Oh!" "Kasuga!" "Oh..." "Er, w... well..." "I could hear your voice from out there so..." "Gosh!" "Were you watching me?" "!" "No, no!" "Not much!" "Oh, my goodness!" "I guess you like stuff like this, eh, Ayukawa?" "S..." "Stop that!" "A..." "Ayukawa..." "W..." "Wait, Kasuga..." "Ayukawa..." "Kasuga..." "I want our memories to be etched out, one by one..." "Ayukawa..." "Madoka!" "Where are you?" "You're up next!" "Safety in numbers, eh?" "Why don't we just go at it 1-on-1 and settle this once and for all!" "Cut!" "Okay, very good!" "This sequence will get swapped with the next one, okay?" "Sure." "Darling!" "Hikaru!" "Where have you been?" "We're shooting the group attack scene next, so we've got to go up to the roof!" "A..." "Ayukawa..." "Hikaru!" "If you please!" "Let's go, Darling." "Ayukawa!" "Where the heck have you been?" "!" "We haven't got much time here!" "So sue me." "Huh?" "Hey, Hatta!" "How could you say such a thing to Ms. Ayukawa?" "!" "Huh?" "You idiot!" "Take that back, you idiot!" "Gosh, I guess I just have to..." "E..." "Er..." "I'm sure you're already aware of it, Miss, but this will be the final climax, so if we may be so bold as to ask that you..." "I know that already." "See?" "!" "Did you hear that, man?" "!" "Huh?" "Ms. Ayukawa knew that already!" "Of course she did." "She knew that, you blithering idiot!" "Y..." "Yeah..." "Hatta, you blithering idiot!" "Wh..." "What's your problem?" "!" ""I want our memories..." ""...to be etched out, one by one..."" "All right!" "This will be a take!" "Let's go for it!" "Darling, let's do our best!" "Likewise, Hikaru!" "Darling's so shy!" "He could at least tell ME his secret!" "Geez, Hikaru's letting her imagination go wild too!" ""Sukeban Officer," Scene 48..." "The Final Confrontation!" "Here's a take..." "Start!" "You got some nerve, girl!" "Come to get your butt kicked?" "W..." "Whatcha laughin' about?" "!" "I've got more friends than just these..." "Just look!" "You shouldn't have underestimated us, dimwits!" "I'm Asayami Sachi of Koryo Police School, 3-B!" "A.k.a..." "The Sukeban Officer!" "If you don't fear this police memo-pad of mine..." "You bitches are busted but good!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "I'm falling!" "What?" "!" "Hikaru!" "Hikaru!" "Darling..." "Forgive me!" "Hikaru!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "YES!" "Kasuga!" "Hikaru!" "Oh!" "This can't be!" "Yes!" "This is it!" "The teleportation!" "Here it comes, Hatta!" "Hatta!" "Hey, Hatta...?" "Hey!" "Never mind the trampoline!" "Get your ass back over here!" "This thing is heavy, y'know..." "I've got no choice!" "The director must shoot it himself!" "A mat!" "A mat!" "We've got to use the Power to bring a mat!" "Oh!" "Darling!" "Quick, use your powers!" "My arms hurt!" "Darling..." "Don't tell me... that you really don't have any paranormal powers?" "!" "Of course I don't!" "Why should I have such things?" "!" "What?" "!" "Oh!" "Darling..." "I'm sorry!" "I was..." "I was..." "Just stop talking!" "Why isn't it here yet, when the two of us are using the Power?" "!" "'Cause, it's such a long distance from home!" ""From home?" "!"" "That's a MATTRESS!" "I was talking about a MAT from the gym!" "Oh!" "I know!" "I'll be right there!" "You're gonna fall!" "What'cha doing, Kasuga?" "!" "Do your teleportation thing now!" "I know!" "I don't have to use the Power to teleport..." "Wh..." "Wh..." "Wh..." "Whatta..." "Whatta?" "!" "T..." "This can't be!" "Kasuga!" "Oniichan!" "Ayukawa..." "YES!" "Oh?" "Huh?" "!" "Huh?" "!" "He's dunnit..." "K..." "Kasuga, are you all right?" "!" "Now it looks like I can't stay in this town anymore... 2nd Koryo School Video Contest Entry "Sukeban Officer" " Part 1" (Formerly "Mini-Patrol-Unit Saga") A Youth with Paranormal Powers!" "Are you ready?" "!" "Here's the Real McCoy!" "No special effects!" "Gee, what could be taking Darling so long, huh?" "And, now here's the grand masterpiece that captured the glorious debut of a young man with paranormal powers!" "Let us begin!" "Say, Kurumi?" "Aren't Kyosuke and Manami back yet?" "I dunno." "They did say they'll be coming home after the video contest ends." "How pathetic can they be?" "!" "Watching video evidence that he's got paranormal powers..." "Just what can he be thinking?" "!" "Ayukawa..." "Huh?" "Hey, Kasuga, have you got any idea what they're up to?" "Changing the subtitle without letting us know and all!" "Ayukawa..." "I..." "I need to..." "I've got to tell her!" "I've gotta tell her like a man, tell her myself, before she finds out that I have paranormal powers!" "What's the matter?" "You shouldn't have underestimated us, dimwits!" "A..." "Ayukawa..." "I..." "Okay, pay close attention!" "He'll vanish like a ghost!" "Ta-da!" "This, folks, is..." ""The Paranormal Power!"" "Good-bye, Ayukawa!" "What the?" "!" "What Paranormal Power?" "!" "I'm sorry, folks!" "Looks like the tracking went bad!" "Okay!" "This time it should work!" "Watch!" "Hey!" "What the heck is this?" "!" "You've got nothing to show!" "Saved..." "I'm saved!" "Geez, what's with this?" "!" "Manami!" "Did you..." "Don't make me use the Power any more!" "I'm very sorry, folks!" "We'll play it back on another deck ASAP!" "Director, the tape is stuck in the machine, and it won't eject!" "Wh..." "Why, you!" "Don't just say it's a sticky mess, Hatta!" "But what can I do if it won't budge?" "Ow!" "Why, you!" "Rip-off!" "Give us our money back!" "C'mon!" "What's the deal?" "!" "Hikaru, tell them, please!" "You guys vanished back there, didn't you?" "!" "Darling was... protecting me all the time I was unconscious!" "You blatant liar!" "Yuusaku, do as you please." "Yes, ma'am!" "Schwarzenegger!" "Darling, I'm really sorry about what happened yesterday!" "I shouldn't have believed what Komatsu said..." "There's no way my Darling's got Paranormal Powers!" "Kasuga's what...?" "W..." "Er..." "Well..." "Their imagination can run really wild, y'know..." "It's true, right, Kasuga?" "You vanished for real, right?" "You vanished just like that, right?" "!" "Though, if it's really true that you are someone with special powers..." "Huh...?" "!" "...that might be really neat!" "HUH...?" "!" "Broken Heart is in Flames. "It began in the summer..."" "Hold me, Hold me, Hold me, Fire Love. "It burnt up in the fall..."" "Broken Heart is in Flames. "It's withering in the winter..."" "Flare, Flare, Flare like the Sun, Fire Love..." "On that last night we went out for a drive, I left my go-out voice behind." "As we watched the horizon, I said good-bye." "Like seasons, hit songs come and go..." "As you get used to one, you're tired of it..." "That's what's written on your profile." "You were waiting for the lucky star in your room I was too late to notice it in that one phone call that day." "Broken Heart is in Flames. "It began in the summer..."" "Hold me, Hold me, Hold me, Fire Love. "It burnt up in the fall..."" "Broken Heart is in Flames. "It's withering in the winter..."" "Flare, Flare, Flare like the Sun, Fire Love..." "Erase the memory of you from me... "Stop, Stop, Stop."" "Balance compassion and obligations on a scale and to a woman's eye, obligations will tip the scales." "In order to save a girl named Oryuu, who once helped Ayukawa out of a risky situation she finds herself in the sukeban girls' hideout!" "Ayukawa..." "I hope you're safe!" "Next time: "Heroic Orange Legend!" "Madoka's Duel in the Blizzard."" "I... won't be appearing too much in this one!"