"Polish Television" "Presents a movie" "Realized by:" "Movie team:" "Movie under a title" "The Hydroriddle" "Script:" "Featuring:" "Supporting cast:" "Assistants director:" "Production assistants:" "Camera assistants:" "Scenography assistants:" "Costumes:" "Makeup:" "Manager:" "Literary manager:" "Atelier and laboratory:" "Sound:" "Assistant:" "Editing:" "Assistant:" "Scenography:" "Music:" "Shots:" "Production manager:" "Director:" "Hello Janek!" "What happened?" "Stupid matter." "They turned off water in our block of flats." "It's really hard to endure." "In our neighbourhood, we are currently three weeks without water." "There are already three districts cut out of water." "For how long, I ask." "Friends, I have an idea." "Let's write to newspaper, they will settle this." "That won't help, dear Mrs. Jola." "This case should be taken by As [Ace]" "He is wonderful, if I had his picture, I would carry it with me always." "Miss Jola loves As." "What would you say Mr. Janek?" "Would you like to be on his place?" "Unfortunately, I don't have anything in common with As." "You and As..." "That's a good one." "What a comparison." "Please, don't worry," "Maybe someone will fall in love with you too someday." "Gentlemen!" "Heat drops from the sky..." "Such a searing heat in the city is hell." "On Sunday I will go to the bay." "Mrs. Jola." "Would you go with me?" "My friends have a Syrenka [polish car]," "I made an appointment with them for a trip, they're a nice, young marriage." "You won't cheat us," "Your "nice marriage" is in fact a handsome dark-haired man." "I want Wicherek to announce rain for tomorrow." "I'm not made of sugar, I'm not afraid of rain." "I've got an excellent umbrella, national product, bought in Central Freight House." "So I can boldly go away from city." "It's hideously to be jealous Mr. Janek." "If I were you Mrs. Jola," "I would participate in PTTK pedestrian rally for the lowland badge." "It's good to combine pleasant with useful and it's good to have a badge." "Hello Jola!" "Miss." "Jola is really well-shaped." "Excuse me, Mr. Jan Walczak?" "That's right." "You will go with us." "Is this some violence attempt?" "But of course not!" "You are among friends and scholars." "You are waited for." "Please come in." "Where are we going?" "You will find out soon." "We ask you to trust us." "This is a discrete affair." "I trust you gentlemen." "I take your word." "Cigarette?" "No thanks, I don't smoke." "It's a pleasure to greet you at our institute." "Please let me introduce myself." "I am a professor." "My surname:" "Milczarek." "Jan Walczak." "Nice to meet you." "And those are my associates:" "assistant professor Frondczak, master engineer Rosiak, adjunct Stalończyk." "Let us walk to my study room." "This fish is slightly radioactive." "It's striking why it's boiled." "It's even more curious, that it was fished up like this from the water." "By the way, aren't there any water in your house neither?" "I spend last three days and nights in institute, with this bream." "So I don't know." "I cooperate with professor ten years now, and he still surprises me." "Why is that?" "I can't imagine, what for he needs that Walczak." "Maybe that Walczak has any connection with the riddle, on which professor works, and we too gentlemen." "The city complains on lack of water." "The reckless ones look for the responsible, where there aren't any." "So they complain even on... the plumbers." "They call into question the performance of pumps, filters, water-supply systems, and so on..." "They don't stop even on this." "They are mad, that the water doesn't reach the highest flats." "You intrigue me, professor." "This question is even more complicated." "One should look for the causes of evil in the source." "Any different approach is an absurd." "I will quote some facts:" "Primo:" "Cooked bream was fished up from the river." "Secundo:" "A drunk sailor was caught red-handed." "When he returned from a far cruise and walked down to land, certain part was found on him, which could prove leakage to the unsocialized market materials necessary to build an atomic pile." "Tertio:" "A mysterious pole of steam was observed, sometimes heading to the sky." "And that is not all yet." "Today arrives to us incognito brave ruler of a certain desert country." "To whom maharajah pays visit, I don't know." "I certainly know, that by any circumstances, facts quoted here shouldn't be disregarded." "Scientific intuition alone suggests, that they are the key to the solution of the hydroriddle." "That is to say more clearly, mysterious water disappearance." "All right, but why are you telling me that professor?" "Our electron brain turned out to be useless." "After the data entry it displayed a big question mark." "Only you can help us!" "Me?" "And what can I do?" "You overestimate me." "This is probably some kind of mistake." "It is not true." "Needless modesty." "You are As, you can do anything." "Silence!" "This is my biggest secret." "So I didn't make a mistake." "As under the figure of Walczak, and inversely." "Wonderful." "Huge." "Delightful." "Now, when we know the whole truth, I hope you won't refuse." "As never refuses in justified case." "The hydroriddle will be solved." "Only one condition professor." "Discretion." "Absolute discretion." "Everything is running according to my plan." "I'm ruthlessly intelligent." "We are going to greet our deer guest." "Genius will bow in before the mammon." "Tiny, take basket and flowers, you are going with me!" "Yes, boss!" "Boss, want a dictionary?" "Don't be ridiculous." "The language of gold is the only Esperanto." "Our boss has a head..." "He rented a bus without trouble." "And they think we are going for mushrooms with our wives." "Keep your tongue between the teeth!" "Dr Plama doesn't like talkative ones." "Excuse me, there is an uncle of this child on that plane." "You are welcome." "This child's uncle is on that plane." "I understand." "Officer on duty, I repeat, officer on duty is gently asked to report to the office." "Thank you." "He doesn't seem to notice us." "How long are we going to stay here?" "!" "If it goes this way any further, my flowers will wither." "Stop talking so much!" "And remember that you are a child!" "Welcome, distinguished guest, sovereign ruler, great prince, maharajah of Kabur." "Who do I owe this pleasure?" "Dr Plama?" "("plama" = stain)" "At your service Majesty." "How is business?" "Business is business." "Great." "The stocks are rising." "And where is the orchestra?" "I dare to remind your Highness, that your journey is unofficial." "Peter, hand the flowers." "What a disgusting child..." "Couldn't you find a different little boy?" "Tell him that we got through with aristocratic superstitions long ago." "Even for 1500 I wouldn't play a fool and humiliate myself, and you gave me just 500." "If you are impolite, I will cut off your tongue." "Excuse me prince, this little boy has a hangover." "I see." "And what is in this basket?" "There are small dolls, from Cepelia (Polish Art And Handicraft Foundation)" "From who?" "The gold ones?" "Gifts from Cepelia, I know, that prince never travels without his wife." "Certainly, I nearly forgot." "Get out!" "What is your matter Mr.?" "Please, let me in." "You won't enter here." "I am As!" "You won't frighten me, you don't have a tie." "Rules are for obeying them." "This matter is exceptional, please let me in." "I have already finished, I won't talk with you anymore." "Because I respect social good and public peace, I won't snatch away this door to settle matters with you." "I am a flower-girl, I sell roses here." "You won't win with him, he is a man of Plama." "At what hour do you usually begin work?" "At nine o'clock, when they open this place." "Is Maharajah in this local?" "No, it is bound, that such one hasn't come in here." "I can tell you, I see everything." "Thank you for exhausting information." "Beware, Dr. Plama and Maharajah are in Golden Bream." "Plama and Maharajah are in Golden Bream." "Beware, Dr. Plama and Maharajah are in Golden Bream." "Beware, Dr. Plama and Maharajah are in Golden Bream." "Dr. Plama and Maharajah are in Golden Bream." "Dr. Plama and Maharajah are in Golden Bream." "Beware, beware, beware, beware." "Beware, Dr. Plama and Maharajah are in Golden Bream." "Beware!" "Beware, beware!" "Conversation makes work pleasant." "I will talk with you." "About what?" "There are many subjects." "For example:" "I had two fellows." "One of them was a maharajah, and the second one was a doctor." "They were sitting next to each other." "Maharajah had a diamond on..." "On a turban?" "Yes, on a turban." "And the doctor paid for the bill." "They wanted to take them to the Golden Bream." "Surely they like fish." "That's where I am going." "And this is what they call coincidence." "I deduce, that you also like fish." "Let's go." "And that's that, and that's that." "Now we are going to wait some time." "Would you like to play "Tysiąc" (polish card game)?" "I don't have time." "This train doesn't have a locomotive." "I can smell a rat." "Wait here." "Road is clear, we can go." "But first, I must punish the railway watchman." "And that's that, and that's that." "I will listen to music meanwhile." "Please wake up." "Get up!" "I wake you!" "Why, let the stricken deer go weep, The hart ungalled play;" "For some must watch, while some must sleep:" "So runs the world away." "You are talking nonsense!" "I like Shakespeare." "That's very good, but it's very bad that you sleep on duty!" "I have to punish you!" "My head hurts," "Such hum, here, here and here." "There were some people, they gave me bottle, put close to my nose." "Why didn't you tell me that earlier, where is that bottle?" "There." "Alcohol!" "You are justified, for sure, this is Dr Plama's deed." "How did those people look like?" "Ordinary." "One was wearing a turban, second in black..." "Only the third one seemed strange to me..." "Lilliputian, dressed as highlander, pretending to be a child..." "You are a victim of a miserable conspiracy." "If you feel sleepy, drink some coffee and I advise you, to be vigilant in the future." "You will find the rail-cars on the railway sidings." "But who are you actually?" "It doesn't matter." "Obedience of BHP (Safety and Hygiene of Work) rules matters." "Especially on the rail." "Bye!" "Let's go." "They play so nice." "Let's go." "I'm sorry." "My memory is short, where to?" "To the Golden Bream, as fast as possible." "And that's that, and that's that." "What a lovely evening!" "What's wrong with your majesty?" "I'm the ruler of a desert country, and view of water gives me a headache." "You will have it in abundance." "But let's discuss the business." "We are safe here, there is no one else except us." "You are a very careful doctor, have you dismissed, or beheaded your service?" "By the way, couldn't you decapitate that disgusting Lilliputian?" "This so called child?" "On whose invitation I arrived here?" "I'm the men of business, and I don't like dirty (originally - wet) jobs." "So why are you selling me water?" "This is qui pro quo, votre altesse." "Altesse." "Mosquitoes cut, let's go inside." "The way of working." "Reservoir of the water a giant lake there is hidden an atomic pile." "It provides energy for those heaters, the heaters heat up the water to the boiling temperature." "We get the effect of steaming on a massive scale." "Steam evaporate into the atmosphere, over there clouds are created, they sail with the wind." "If wind blows towards Kabur, device is working." "If winds are opposite, we temporarily suspend the production." "There are two buttons:" "Wicherek informs us about the wind direction." "Unaware of this, he is our coworker, who doesn't take any cash for this." "Noble one." "Yes, that would be all about transmitter." "Is it clear your majesty?" "Very clear." "I'm content with this business." "In this case, let's go to the recipience." "Clouds which approached over your country need to be condensed." "In order to do this, we install a system of balloons on the desert." "Every balloon carries a refrigerator, from cooled cloud the rain is created." "The rest is obvious." "You earn the cabbage selling water to your citizens." "You have a cent on every liter." "I understand." "By the way..." "Do you have a sister?" "This is a contract." "You only have to sign... and pay." "Eine moment." "I would like to look at the documentation." "There are some technological issues of your method, which aren't clear to me yet." "In youth I submitted the beauty over the science." "I am a humanist." "I'm part of that power which would The Evil ever do, and ever does the Good." "Goethe, my Goethe..." "Physics for the seventh grade?" "This is the synthesis." "It is brilliant!" "It is brilliant in its simplicity!" "What a mind!" "Pascal and Machiavelli in one person!" "You are a genius!" "I'm signing the contract." "And now, when the formalities took theirs course, I will reveal you an interesting fact relevant to my invention." "While the water is heated, the fish also get boiled." "And because the fenor kills the weaker speciments, only the biggest, chosen ones find their way to my table." "You are born with a caul." "I would be, if only not one but." "Maybe an advance?" "Oh no, the money is not the case." "I fear that my far-reaching plans may be crossed by As." "He can't by bought." "Everything, everything can be bought mister." "You are mistaken, majesty." "Is he the Batman?" "Worse." "Using the international nomenclature he is the Superman!" "He is very dangerous." "I don't get it." "If I were you, I would have him cut." "Or poisoned." "Your majesty will excuse, but those are primitive methods." "They don't stand a test of time." "I trust, that your grey cells will be stately adversary in duel with As." "Good evening." "Good evening." "Is it Under Golden Bream inn?" "Yes. it is sir." "Please sit down." "I'm setting music at once, and taking your orders." "This kindness seems suspicious to me." "I feel like I'm going to cry..." "I lost my car!" "Let's drink some orangeade, I'm paying!" "You have it in front of your eyes again." "Yes." "Do you at least know, who is responsible for the catastrophe?" "I confess, I don't know it." "Doctor Plama and his men." "I've figured that gentlemen will eagerly drink some orangeade." "Please." "I've already consoled myself a bit." "I've recalled, that I am insured in the PZU. (Polish Insurance Company)" "This orangeade hasn't..." "is without bubbles." "This is an alcohol!" "The most dangerous poison!" "Let me go, let me go, it hurts!" "You wanted to poison me!" "Are you taking Antabus (Disulfiram)?" "Never!" "The alcohol kills true man." "Talk, who ordered you to kill As?" "!" "Plama, he made me do this by ruse." "Where is this wretch?" "On the island." "Beware, take careful of yourself." "He wants to kill you." "I love you, I love..." "This is the motel Under Golden Breem." "That's not how I imagined this motel on the lakeside." "Take off the hat." "We will drink cocktail Głuszka." "Take off the hat." "Jurek, calm down." "I read Time and Epoka." "I drink only Ballantine." "I smoke Whinstons." "I have for you Wintermens, foreign-made chocolate cigars." "Take off the hat." "Take off that hat!" "You are a playboy." "You have consumptive relation towards life." "I pity you." "I won't take off the hat." "We are going to bed." "Take off the hat." "Jurek, calm down." "We will make French love." "Take off the hat." "I won't take off the hat." "I invite you for the weekend, I carry you in a luxurious car, you stay in the best motel, you drink the most expensive drinks." "And you don't want to take off the hat." "I would rather go home by foot, and even be late in office, than spend time with you." "You are pathetic and disgusting." "I won't take off the hat." "Wasted weekend." "For the first time I don't understand anything." "What about that sailor, who so unfortunately got caught with a valuable load of uranium in his pocket?" "Perhaps he is dancing his last tango right now." "After his failure on the customs clearance, he become uncomfortable - worse - talkative." "And that decided." "For the good of the cause, I've settled a trap." "I've decided to organize a dancing party in the nearby depot." "Do you hear the music?" "Accompaniment of joyful couples, laughter and hum, the sailor will die, by hand of the Lilliputian." "So, cheers." "Prolit." "You are a polyglot." "By the way, I regret that you didn't take me to that party." "I would like to see manslaughter in the depot." "Don't regret, murder in a depot hasn't got any spectacular values." "Lilliputian will finish the sailor in no time." "You are wrong doctor Plama." "This isn't going to happen." "I will save the sailor, and then I'll settle matters with you!" "He sees through our plans." "Leave it alone!" "With shot to As?" "Down!" "It has started!" "Wunderwaffe!" "You idiot, you idiot!" "Implosion, you hit the TV." "And what else?" "It is cooked, like your breems." "Apparently it liked to bath." "So it is war!" "War!" "War!" "The great confrontation." "One way or another, I have to destroy As!" "Leave something for the crocodile." "You can satisfy your ravenous appetite later." "Don't sleep." "Are you out of your mind doctor?" "Now, when we are in a deadly danger you feed a crocodile?" "It's to whet an appetite." "You don't understand anything?" "No." "There is no time to waste on the explanations." "It is a furious beast." "You got it now?" "Not yet." "All the better." "How is it, that such a moron is a maharajah?" "You said that it was trained?" "For the big money, mister." "I bought it in Japan." "Its trainer was an Argentine immigrant with German origins." "Former captain of a submarine, mister." "Great, as I know As, he won't use any boat." "He will cross the lake swimming." "I now see through your plan doctor." "I like the idea... but you are an idiot." "After all we can just boil As." "It's all about turning heats on." "It's you who is an idiot, Excellency." "Before water will reach the boiling temperature, As will settle matters with Lilliputian, and with us." "I suggest a compromise: fifty-fifty." "The crocodile will kill As, and we will boil the crocodile." "Cooked crocodile, if that doesn't beat all..." "It is good!" "And you like the crocodile bouillon?" "No, it's not cricket." "It is about the entertainment." "And in such moment, you think about the recreation?" "Indeed, sometimes it is on my mind." "I don't need it anymore." "You provide me the entertainment." "I suggest we prepare for the hunting, which as you say, is going to take place in any moment." "So, punch first!" "Don't make me laugh, cause I may kill you." "Stop playing the fool, cut the cackle!" "Stand up for a fight, we'll see who's going to win!" "Go on, make the first blow!" "Go away, or I will get angry." "You go away, albatross!" "Small one is a Cossack, small one will beat him." "You know what I'll tell you?" "If you are a sailor, than I am a giant!" "Small one is great." "Small one plays it cool." "Aren't you afraid to be ashamed of yourself?" "If I hit you, you would starve to death, while flying on Mars, like this." "Yet I will hit you..." "Don't scare, don't scare..." "Citizens, we all see what is happening here." "We should go home." "We can't entertain in such conditions." "They may even take us as the witnesses." "We will call the police-station on the way, from a telephone box." "Good night!" "It is getting boring." "Stand up for a fight!" "I recognize this dagger." "You are Plama's man." "I know I have to die." "Stand on tabouret, asshole." "Hit straight at heart." "Stop!" "Hey boys, that's not nice." "Knife?" "It's like a match in child's hand." "It is not allowed to play with it." "Those ladies want to play." "Good evening, I'm a translator, and those are maharajah's of Kabur wives." "Prince - husband, busy with business, since two days hasn't been present in hotel." "Ladies wish entertainment, our office is due to provide it." "I find out by the phone, that party takes place here." "What should I tell them?" "I am translator." "Tell them, that they come in most inappropriate time." "I'm in real trouble." "I don't have any time." "I see, I see." "Please don't worry, I am also a qualified cultural-educational." "I will organize nice, pleasant entertainment for ladies." "You can be utterly calm." "No!" "Here because of their husband, a careless maharajah and a hooligan, they could be implicated in a dangerous intrigue." "You must immediately take them back to the hotel." "Ok, but whereby?" "I released the coach." "We counted on the party." "We can't go by foot after all." "The road goes through the forest." "I can't match the risks alone." "I am a translator." "It's very good you remember about that." "A woman is always exposed to danger." "Man's duty is to defend the woman, and inversely, to take care of her." "I volunteer." "I'll be the defender of a womankind." "You?" "That's right." "I've made my mind already." "Give me a chance!" "I want to reeducate, to stop being the margin." "So do I. I'll escort those ladies to the hotel, and start a decent work." "Thank you." "That's what they call a man's decision." "No, we thank YOU." "I am a translator." "You can count on them." "I rush to my duties." "I will neutralize the vampire on the way, you will be safe." "Bye!" "I am a translator." "I remember." "Treachery, lament, take them for the tortures." "Halt, antisocial element!" "I have just passed reeducation." "Let yourself obtain this privilege too." "We are all brothers, and the Earth is our planet." "Earth - a planet of the mankind!" "Let the brother give his sword arm to a brother!" "Let us cast the fishing rods." "Let us become fishers." "The good should defeat the evil." "He says it." "A former bandit, smuggler and a fraud." "Cheer!" "Truce!" "Happy end!" "Everything is ready for the guest arrival." "Herman is in frenzy." "The horizon is clean." "I don't see anything yet." "He will be here soon." "As never comes late." "Wind, wind, wind." "The turbulence in nature." "The storm is going to occur." "Drama will take place in setting of the raged elements." "I like that." "Amazing sync." "You are a devil." "Above all an aesthete, your majesty." "I feel thrill of the emotion." "Me too, although I hunted a big beast not once." "Glass!" "There he is." "He is swimming in our direction." "The music, majesty." "Let's go to Herman." "I'm opening the sluice in seven seconds." "Doctor, doctor, please hold on." "Give me just ten seconds." "I want this scene to happen near the coast." "After all it is a spectacle." "Now." "He isn't moving." "Yoicks, yoicks, yoicks!" "Yoicks, yoicks!" "Yoicks, yoicks!" "Yoicks, yoicks, yoicks!" "Yoicks, yoicks, yoicks!" "Yoicks, yoicks, yoicks, yoicks!" "Doctor, you forget who was the Herman's trainer." "Do you know this language?" "You are the polyglot." "Stopwatch!" "He went like a rocket." "A horrible beast." "What is it?" "They crashed." "Both of them were moving with a high speed." "The directions of moves were opposite." "Speeds summed up." "They both died." "Fascinating, big show, great spectacle, colossal." "If it wasn't for the objective difficulties, I would say bis." "Your majesty, I invite you for a champagne." "Let's drop those cretinous dresses at last." "You are sad, professor." "Operation is going well." "I'll tell you something." "I knew Plama once." "We have studied together years ago." "Well, my mother was a manicurist and a pedicurist." "He, the only son, pampered by his father - banker, send to Heilderberg" "in casinos and brothels of the west Europe, he cut his genius into pieces." "For example, he bathed the circus actresses in champagne." "A carouser." "A banana-boy." "How they call it nowadays: a playboy." "Yet, he finished his studies with a distinction." "Ruthlessly intelligent." "Ruthlessly intelligent." "Well, I was young then." "He fascinated me." "I envied him." "Today, I pursue a criminal." "Sad, isn't it?" "You are mistaken professor." "That two life stories have a colossal educational value." "Especially for the youth." "I have just heard Meteo." "The conditions are perfect." "The wind blow towards Kabur." "So your majesty, in a while, you will witness an industrial water evaporation, in a total scale." "I need money." "We both like them mister." "Let's go, time's a wasting." "By the way, this Plama realized my idea, in other side though." "This is very interesting, from the metaphysical point of view." "Plus attracts minus." "Negative has his own positive." "Black and white." "Good oppose evil." "Thesis and antithesis." "Synthesis, dialectics." "How is the temperature, colleague?" "And where are aqualungs?" "You underestimate me." "I like comfort." "We will reach the bottom without trouble." "Buoy number nine, which we float to, is essentially a masked elevator, by my idea." "And how it is?" "Not good." "It blows towards Kabur." "It's not good." "The wind blows towards Kabur." "Do you think that Plama is going to activate the reactor?" "Knowing impatience and temperament of Maharajah, and Doctor's greed, I fear, that Plama will go to the whole hog." "He will start intensive evaporation of lake." "Than it will be too late." "We can be boiled." "The temperature is rising!" "The temperature is rising!" "Professor!" "The temperature is rising!" "A disaster!" "We are too late." "Plama activated the reactor!" "Water will reach the state of boiling soon." "Prepare for a retreat!" "Never!" "We must stop the process." "What are you doing?" "I'm going to ram the underwater headquarters bunker." "We were extremely lucky." "We catapulted ourselves in the last second." "A catastrophe of a cosmic size." "As crossed our plans, but he paid for victory with his life." "Thank you." "Is.. is everyone alive?" "They are alive.. they are alive." "The end couldn't be more fortunate." "Infernal apparatus of Doctor Plama was destroyed by the explosion." "The city is now safe." "Clinical water will stream from the taps again." "You achieved a great thing As!" "You solved the hydroriddle." "Beautiful clouds, wind still blows towards Kabur." "Give me my dollars back, you scoundrel, you fraud, you mythomaniac, you scientific impostor." "One moment." "First of all - what dollars?" "You told yourself, you Kabur donkey, that in this business it was all about the entertainment." "This time we failed, but the next time we will also fail!" "Beautiful clouds!" "Let's ride, your majesty." "Go Baśka!" "It seems like it's going to rain." "Well, well." "I thought Wicherek pronounced good weather." "Colleagues, it's eight o'clock already." "Let's get to work." "Jola's absence wonders me." "Jola surely won't be late." "Good morning colleagues." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Good morning, good morning, good morning!" "Good morning mister Janek." "Good morning miss Jola." "You won't believe, but I thought about you the whole Sunday." "No, really?" "Really." "If you want, we can call ourselves with our first names." "Do you want, Janek?" "Colleague Walczak, a lady is calling for you." "I'm sorry." "A lady is calling." "Listening, Walczak." "Who?" "Professor Milczarek speaking." "You can be relaxed, discretion is assured." "Attention, a crocodile run away from the zoo."