"Joe Pert." "Well done, Joe." "Congratulations." "Well, though Elvis toured the world several times... he always said that his favorite place was his home in Graceland." "So, Joe, for 10 points and a tie game..." "How many bathrooms are there in Graceland?" "The whole country?" "One million... two hundred and...." "I'm sorry, Joe." "I'm sorry." "But I didn't finish." "No, that's because there were in fact only eight bathrooms... in Elvis' mansion in Memphis." "The bonus bell!" "Stan Switek and Joe Pert, are you ready to go on to the Rat Race bonus question... worth 100,000 fabulous dollars?" "You bet, Phil." "This is rock and reggae radio vice, calling all the brothers and sisters... can you receive me now?" "Wish Switek and Zito hadn't called in sick." "This is not my style." "Let's do it." "Hey, you, get out here!" "Come here!" "Twelve coats of Enzo's best tuxedo black lacquer... and all it takes is one meathead like you to screw it up." "I don't see squat." "What, are you blind?" "Now it looks better." "Very easy, but very wrong." "You know, I bet you rubbing compound will take that right out of there." "No hard feelings, okay?" "I know you're not a masochist or anything but it does give you character." "You're a real funny guy, Rico." "I just hope to hell it was worth it." "Eighteen months just to get a bug in this dude's car." "By the time we bust him, we'll be looking at retirement." "Rivers is a heavy player." "Gotta make a mistake sometime." "Turn that up." "Okay, boys, all you gotta do is complete the circuit... first one back to the buzzers wins." "All right?" "Good, Switek." "Now, he's supposed to be... sick." "I'll kill the worm." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Once again, tonight's category is the King of Rock 'n' Roll." "Hell, I can see that doesn't half tickle Stanley's fancy." "Just for the record, Phil, in addition to the eight bathrooms..." "Graceland also has four half-baths." "He's a sharp one, isn't he?" "I can see we can kiss that money goodbye." "I used the one nearest the dining room." "What a touching piece of nostalgia." "All right, boys, are you ready for the Rat Race bonus question?" "Rat racing time!" "Come on, Stan, get it!" "Go, Stan!" "Go!" "This one's for the money!" "Okay, boys, all you gotta do is complete the circuit, and back to the buzzers." "First one on the buzzer is the winner." "Are you ready?" "On your mark, get, go!" "Piece of cake!" "Piece of cheese!" "Come on, Stan!" "Come on!" "You got it!" "Go!" "Joe, congratulations." "Yes." "Yes." "Well done, well, for 100,000 big smackeroonees" "Phil, I hit my buzzer first." "Sorry, Stan." "Well, please try it." "We try to be honest." "Sorry, Stan." "Well, Joe, for 100,000 smackeroonees now..." "I wanna know when and where Elvis Presley last fired a gun into a TV set... and whose image was the intended target?" "I know that." "I know that." "I know it." "Five seconds, or we throw it to Stan." "1974, penthouse suite, Ramada Inn..." "Asheville, North Carolina, and he shot at Robert Goulet!" "Absolutely correct!" "Yes!" "That's the correct answer!" ", Yes, well done, Joe!" "Well I'm afraid that's all we've got time for tonight." "So it's good night from me, Phil Mayhew, and remember... when the rat race gets rough there's always someone... to think you're the big, big cheese." "Good night, everybody." "Good night." "Good night." "Thank you, very much." "All right, cut." "Can we break the set, please?" "Clear the set so we can get the next one in." "Ladies and gentlemen...." "Phil, you forgot to mention it on the air, but I was ahead on points... so I get to come back next week as the returning champion... and take a shot at the bonus round." "No." "The reason I didn't mention it, Stanley, my son... is because we've been cancelled." "What?" "Stan, take it easy." "It's the sponsor's wife, you see, it's Mrs. Opa-Locka World of Discounts." "Well, she wants to replace us with Celebrity Recipes, see... and she's 20 and Mr. Opa-Locka's 70... so she tends to get what she wants, you know what I mean?" "Yeah." "Well, you owe me." "That buzzer was rigged." "That guy, Pert, was primed." "You owe me!" "Cool it, cool it, Stan." "Look, he's a little upset." "Yeah, yeah, well what about me?" "I mean, I'm out of a bloody job." "How about a little consolation prize or something?" "No, not after the last show, all right?" "That's the way it goes, son." "You owe me!" "That was your shot." "It's never gonna happen again." "Can't we go out dancing tonight?" "I thought you wanted to go to the movies." "After the movies." "Señor Rivers." "Two times we waited for that plane." "Two times we hear the shipment goes to somebody else." "So I went and got myself a new source." "No!" "Señor Rivers!" "No!" "So, you're not absolutely sure... but you say somebody got a make on that Mercedes, right?" "We got a 90% certain make on Tony Rivers' Mercedes... being seen in the area last night." "That should at least give us a warrant for Rivers' car." "Lieutenant, I hit my buzzer first, I knew the answer." "That guy that won, he wouldn't know the King if he walked up to him... and stepped on his blue suede shoes." "That $100,000 is mine." "And if you're not gonna prosecute, I want you to call my mother... and tell her why I can't buy her a new car." "How'd that sound?" "That's very cute." "Cute?" "I thought it was pretty damn straightforward." "Let me try it again." "Not now, Stan." "Yeah, I was just talking with Larry about what our next assignment might be." "You'll be relieving Gina and Trudy on the graveyard." "That's your new shift." "No problem." "I'll call Scheduling to make the change." "You're working both shifts on the Rivers stakeout." "And you're each docked a day's pay." "If you ask me, you got off easy." "I can't believe he overheard us." "I'm gonna nail that teabag if it takes all my spare time." "If you ever have any again." "What we're getting from the car wire indicates Rivers is expanding his business." "He's starting to move kilos to semi-pro part-time dealers." "Doctors, stockbrokers." "Respectable regular-guy types." "His girlfriend acts as a broker." "Maybe Rivers is just giving her something to play with... but she makes the connections, he's the one that supervises delivery." "We caught a couple of names, nothing solid." "He's gonna be looking for a new supplier... now that he's retired those guys at the warehouse." "And we gotta find a way to get close to this guy." "Stay on him." "How come you get $80,000 and I only get $20,000?" "Because it was my idea, that's why." "I could've picked anyone, couldn't I?" "I mean, I actually did you a favor." "Let's face it." "Didn't I, really?" "Now come on." "You know the way out, don't you?" "Look, it's been nice." "Sorry about that, Joe." "I'll be back in town in a few days." "I'll give you a...." "Thank you." "Bye-bye." "Can I help you?" "Can you help me?" "Yes, sir." "Are these real?" "Real expensive." "Yeah, well, I've got the readies if that's what you're worried about." "Let's have a look at some of this stuff." "All right." "I wanna see that one, and that one there." "Okay." "That's good for day, that's good for night." "What about this one here?" "That's our finest." "Eighteen carat gold, quartz, 60 diamonds." "Yeah." "Well, we'll leave that one for Liberace." "It is a bit much." "Yeah, just give me the damage on these two." "All right." "I think I've overloaded her circuits." "Pretty nice watches." "Yeah." "Likewise the pearls." "They're God's tears, they are, you know?" "Bet you don't cry much though, do you?" "I mean, you've got the look of a woman who doesn't cry much." "Not today." "You're English." "Norwegian, actually, but I had the operation, you know." "Phil Mayhew." "Sarah MacPhail." "Yeah, throw this lot in as well." "Don't bother to wrap them." "We'll eat them here." "Can I trust you with a big secret?" "Sarah, you are looking at a man with a very nasty habit." "Phil, this is the '80s, everyone takes drugs." "No, darling, no." "It's far worse than drugs, I'm afraid." "Well, I buy things for women, you know." "I mean, I just can't stop." "There, I said it." "Well, I've cut back a little, you know." "Now it's just beautiful women that I buy things for." "Thanks so much, Phil, for everything." "How about lunch, then?" "My place?" "That sounds great." "I'd love that." "Birds of a feather steal together." "Check it out." "The guy with Rivers is Tim Stewart, a pilot I busted in '81." "How did that teabag get his meat hooks into the Rivers girl?" "There are a few pieces of this puzzle that don't fit." "I told you that guy was dirty." "I knew it." "That's why I" "Why you what?" "That's why he's been thinking about him for so much, Sonny." "We'll see what he's up to." "Don't you think Lar and I should do that?" "You're pulling a double shift." "Isidro Moreno." "Designer of the interior." "Sorry, I only got the one." "I love this house, man." "Limitless potency." "Toreadors on black velvet." "Very Hemingwayesque." "Women love Hemingway." "I can also re-sculpt this empty space up here... into a rich, dynamic... fully functional albondigas." "Albondigas... which qualifies you to work with one of the great minds... of the southern Florida refugee experience... and score some cheap furniture at the same time." "You must take me for a right wanker, son." "Well, a right wanker who's got no furniture, man." "Now, look, a wanker is a twit, a tube, a tool." "Like Joe Pert?" "Now, look, that is exactly what I'd be... if I took you for anything else other than a two-bit thief!" "But a two-bit thief who's got local connections that you might need." "So what are you getting at?" "Introductions, man." "Athletes, celebrities... heads of state, dentists." "You pick the fish, I bait the hook." "Yeah?" "And what's your end?" "Standard 500_." "Ten." "Yeah." "Well, let's talk about it after you've got the furniture." ""The ability to communicate is everything." Iacocca." "I mustn't keep you." "Crockett, Tubbs, what's going on?" "You tell us, pal." "Hey, man, I thought I made it clear." "I needed no back up on this assignment." "Whose assignment?" "Switek." "Have you lost your mind?" "Shoot me." "Kill me." "I called in a marker." "And put a year and a half of police work on the line!" "The guy took my money." "What was I supposed to do?" "You could've left it alone, chump!" "Listen, it wasn't the smartest move in the world, okay?" "But now that Izzy's on the inside, let's leave him there." "Maybe he can bring us in." "We got a choice?" "So you don't make a move until we say so." "You got it?" "Absolutely, man." "This guy's got a lot en la cabeza, man." "But he's from England." "He's gonna spend all his time in the swimming pool." "We put the surveillance in the pool." "We're gonna need an underwater camera." "Shut up!" "You two, keep Fellini in line until we can run Phil through the computer, okay?" "We need one with a shotgun mike, man." "We attach it to the neighborhood's roof over there." "Slant it over like an antenna, blend in with the clouds." "Born in Whitechapel, London." "That's the home of Jack the Ripper." "Ran games at a fair as a kid, graduated to a shill at a pony tracks." "Then ran an open party out of an apartment in Chelsea." "This is starting to track." "He eventually took some young, rich types for about f30,OOO... on a phony record label deal." "One of whom was with the Soho mob." "So he split for warmer climates a step ahead of the knee breakers." "No connection to drugs, and no connection to violence." "But a long history of greed." "So what's he doing with this MacPhail girl?" "I don't know, but if he likes parties, that's where we'll find out." "Izzy invites us as Cooper and Burnett... we bump into the girl and get to Rivers through her." "You got it, man." "Hey, man!" "I'm sorry." "You gonna dive?" "Go on." "No, I wait till you're done, okay?" "What?" "Your palace of iniquity is ready, your highness." "Right this way, your majesty." "Your palace." "Your den of iniquity." "I like it, Izzy." "I like it a lot." "You must be into real estate, man." "Or maybe into the stock market or something." "But you have very good taste." "Makes you feel like you're in Florida, doesn't it?" "Yeah, but I am in Florida, Izzy." "You see?" "It works." "My grandma had one just like this." "Hemingway." "Yeah, anyway, the furnishing's happening, right?" "But what about these introductions you promised me?" "All you gotta do now is throw a party, man." "You'll have more yuppies here than you can shake your booty at." "Yeah, well, let's make lunch." "I've got company." "Manny!" "Well, of course, you can bring your friends." "I mean, I need your friends, you know." "Well, I don't know anywhere near enough people around here for a party this big." "You know, nonstop sex, drugs, rock and roll, you know the kind of thing." "Great." "Yeah." "Anything else I can bring?" "No, Izzy here's seeing to the music, ain't you?" "Right." "I crank up those speakers any louder, I'm gonna kill fish." "Yeah, right." "Let's go and open a bottle of champagne out on the veranda." "Come on." "All right." "So, tell me, how'd you make all your money?" "Well, after I graduated from Cambridge, I said to myself..." "I'm not gonna live off my mommy and daddy's money." "So I thought I'd try and find my forte in life, you know." "Well, maybe your forte is just having a good time." "This is beautiful." "Yeah, I like it." "It's really beautiful." "Listen... in the way of drugs, I think I can scare up a little coke." "Yeah, that'd be good." "Just to keep them marching, you know, through the three-day bash." "I'm gonna" " I'm gonna need a little money, okay?" "No, money's no problem." "Okay." "Anyway, we've...." "Seems we've taken care of the drugs... and the rock and roll." "Well, I guess that just leaves one other thing, doesn't it?" "Dessert!" "Okay, Izzy, that'll be all for today." "I could microwave some buttered popcorn!" "Out!" "Sarah stayed with him all day?" "She stayed and played." "While I was waiting on her I decided to do some detailing on the car." "Eighteen months." "Where were you when this happened?" "You're supposed to be watching the car." "I was." "Yeah, well it didn't crawl in here by itself." "The only guy that's been in this car is that pilot, Stewart." "You got something for me?" "Yeah, here." "I made the delivery!" "You got bugs crawling all over you!" "Mr. Rivers, no!" "It's the best picture I could get of him... it was just really crowded." "Excuse me." "Got the party list from Moreno." "That MacPhail woman's put some low weight names on it... but she probably expects to make some new connections there." "That's where Cooper and Burnett buy in." "Tim Stewart's body was found this morning." "If Rivers is still nervous, he's gonna be paying closer attention... to his girlfriend's hobby." "What about this dude, Phil?" "Let Mayhew run his game." "If he gets in the way, then remove him." "Where are we during all this?" "Wiring Rivers' boat." "The pilot's death bought us a new warrant." "I'm gonna keep this." "Make me a copy?" "Sure." "Just put it on the cabin table." "You sure you don't want me to go with you?" "No, I'm just gonna do a little business and then I'm gonna come home." "Jane Tyrell's gonna be there and she's gonna have a couple of friends." "And they'll probably want a few ounces." "Bye." "Behave yourself." "Don't I always?" "Welcome, welcome." "Muy bonita." "Hey, man." "Don't go in there with those brown shoes." "This party is color cooperated." "Hi, how are you?" "Have a good time." "Have a good time." "What's this?" "I mean, what's this?" "Six of you?" "My heart's not gonna take it." "One of you is gonna have to go." "Have a good time." "Izzy." "What's Mayhew's game today?" "Hey, man." "The man is a master capitalist, the King Kong of money." "I worship at his feet." "Top to bottom is he's bogus." "Are you making fun of my beliefs?" "Si.." "I'll keep it." "I really love what you've done to this house." "It's a shame it's only temporary, really, yeah." "Well, I've got these 500 condos going up in the Bahamas, you know." "Don't spread it around, but I'm on the lookout for a few more investors." "Only $100,000 upfront." "Hey, man, no drunks, no borrachos." "Sarah, hi, you look great." "Thanks." "Good to see you." "Thanks." "Listen, you ready to gain a little weight?" "Definitely." "There's some doctor friends of mine here, too, who're interested." "All right." "It's $2,200." "Okay." "Put me down for six O-Zs." "But my friends might wanna get a little fatter, maybe a whole key." "Okay, I'll be around." "All right." "You wanna get something to drink?" "Yeah, I'm thirsty." "Great." "Now, see, I'm talking thoroughbred horse sperm." "You remember Shergar, supposed to have been nobbled by the IRA and killed?" "Well, I've got him stashed away in Jamaica." "I mean, his kids have already won five stakes at Hialeah." "I'm just looking for a few limited partners, you know, just $100,000 upfront." "Sarah, hi." "Hello." "Hi, I'm Sonny Burnett, this is my pal, Rico Cooper." "Hello." "Nice to meet you." "We're friends of friends of Jane." "Are you guys doctors?" "Nose specialists." "You wanna find a place to talk?" "Love to." "Great." "How much are we talking about?" "How much you got?" "Hemingway, huh?" "He's one of my favorites." "You know, it's interesting what he says about Pamplona." "So what does he say?" "Who?" "Hemingway." "He says it's a man's fiesta." "And women at it usually cause trouble." "Of course, if they can talk Spanish" "Izzy, have you seen Sarah?" "I like your taste." "Excuse me, have you seen Sarah MacPhail?" "You know, short, blond hair." "Who's he?" "That's Sarah's boyfriend." "He's your host." "It's okay, come on in." "No, I haven't seen her lately, Phil, sorry." "Okay, well, you carry on." "Okay, so are we locked in at $35,000 for the key?" "That's $8,750 a person." "That's a lot of money, a lot of blow." "We're big boys and girls." "We can handle it." "Yeah." "Keys?" "Kilos?" "Keys." "You're buying kilos of this stuff for $35,000?" "Sure, that's practically a bargain." "A bargain?" "Why didn't you talk to your Uncle Phil first?" "I mean, my people cleared the very first airstrip on the Guajira Peninsula, you know." "I mean, where do you think your boy gets his stuff from?" "From me." "Well, I don't know, we're only getting one." "Yeah." "Well, I've got three I can give you for $25,000 per." "That's a lot of blow." "Great." "Keep you lot bouncing for weeks, it will." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Sure, yeah." "Don't go away, I'll be right back." "Now $33,000 is our top." "That's fair." "I don't know." "I don't know if I can handle five keys on such short notice." "No problem." "Simple." "You introduce us to your source, and we'll give you the regular commission." "It's okay with you?" "Sarah?" "Sorry." "Just a second, all right?" "One second, okay?" "What?" "Sorry, Sarah, just wanted to let you know that it's all straightened out with Phil." "What do you mean?" "He's selling us the three keys at $25,000 each." "Didn't he tell you?" "No, but that's just Phil." "I'll talk to you later, okay." "Okay." "It sounds like your boyfriend is someone that we should talk to." "He's not my boyfriend." "Listen... if I can meet his price do we still have a deal?" "Absolutely." "Now that we're partners of sorts... maybe you'd like to hear about this real estate syndication I'm involved in." "$100,000 up front, right?" "Never kid a kidder." "Darling." "Go measure some fish." "Hello, dear." "Sweetie pie." "Yes?" "You've been neglecting me." "I'm sorry, darling, I'm sorry." "You know, business." "Yes, well, I want your undivided attention." "Let's get out of here." "What?" "And leave the party?" "We'll have a party of our own." "Isidro, the party, she's all yours." "No problem, man." "I in complete and total control." "Get in." "I'll drive." "So what are you telling me?" "I thought Jane Tyrell was one of your best customers." "How was I supposed to know what this guy was gonna pull?" "I'm not a babysitter." "I was busy moving five to Burnett and Cooper." "Five?" "Five keys." "Five keys?" "What are you, nuts?" "You are an ounce operation, baby." "Safe, respectable amounts to safe, respectable people." "I'm bored with ounces." "Oh, you're bored!" "What the hell is happening here?" "All of a sudden you're into keys..." "I got somebody bugging my car." "I got somebody cutting in on my business here." "Bring Mayhew in here." "I wanna see his Face while he's still got one." "Here comes the good part." "Hi, Sarah." "Look, I'm not exactly clear on what's happening here." "Ben, remind Phil of what's happening here." "Now, when you were moving in on her business, her customers... who do you think you were messing around with?" "Nobody takes my action." "Nobody takes my action." "Nobody." "Look, I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding here." "I mean, I was never going to deal any coke." "I mean, it just isn't my line at all." "Yeah?" "Well, what were you gonna do with the money when you got it?" "Dealing with money's never been one of my problems, you know." "You're a real smart guy." "You tell me what I should do with you." "Well, how about letting me go about my business... and we'll forget the whole thing?" "That's exactly what I'm gonna do." "And why don't I believe you, then?" "You get in touch with Burnett and Cooper." "How much does Tyrell want?" "Just the three." "All right." "That's eight at $25,000." "I get the money, they get the merchandise, and you're the middleman." "And what's in it for me, then?" "Life." "Yeah." "That's a good point." "I like life." "Ben, take him home." "You get the money together by 48 hours." "I'll tell you where and when to deliver it." "Remind him again on the way home." "Keep the pearls, Sarah." "Thanks, Phil." "He's gonna kill the little twerp." "Don't make me cry." "Come on, we better tail him." "Come on, Izzy, bugger off." "Going somewhere, Philly?" "You scared me, boys." "Look, I'm sorry, the party's over, all right?" "No lie." "Took the words right out of our mouth." "Possession, a felony." "Maintaining a premises for the use of, also a felony." "Conspiracy to obtain for sale, a felony." "False passports and an assortment of fraudulent schemes, right?" "A regular litany of evil, ain't I?" "Just for trying to pass a mildly dishonest buck." "Phil, you have won a scholarship, a full scholarship, to Raiford." "That's a prison we got here, pal." "Full ride, probably." "It will never happen." "No?" "No." "Because you are gonna offer me immunity... if I help you put Sarah and Rivers in the bag." "Maybe even burn Tyrell and her mob and all." "You've been reading ahead." "I like to do my little bit for law and order." "As long as the price is right." "Okay, let's talk." "Yeah, I got it." "I got it." "Coral Amusement Park at 1:00." "Right." "No, not yet." "No, my investors haven't arrived yet." "Run where, mate?" "I've got one foot nailed to the bloody floor, haven't I?" "Yeah, and by the way, give my love to Sarah." "I hope he dies impotent." "Cool out, man." "You aren't over yet." "Showtime." "Good evening." "Hi." "Come on in." "Thanks." "Come in, everybody." "Who are these guys?" "They're just customers like you." "Don't worry about it." "Come on in." "My house is your house." "Thanks." "Take a seat." "Make yourself at home." "Well, now we're all here, if you'll just give me the readies..." "I'll nip off down the corner store and back in about half an hour." "Is that all right?" "You were supposed to have the merchandise here." "We go where our money goes." "Yeah, look." "The blokes I gotta deal with... to get you these prices, they don't like unfamiliar faces, all right?" "Besides, they're not exactly choir boys." "Neither are we." "I don't think we want to get involved in this." "I agree." "Look, if you pull out now the whole thing falls through." "Then you got these to contend with." "This is a bit more than we bargained for." "Yeah, well trust me." "Trust me!" "I'm only gonna be half an hour." "Have the keys to the house, all right." "Put your mind at rest." "Half an hour." "Half an hour." "Half an hour." "Why don't you go to a movie?" "And while you're at it, why don't you get up and open the gate for me." "Enjoy the rides." "What's this?" "It's Burnett and Cooper." "I don't know." "Evening, all." "I know that white dude over there, and I know his car real well." "Our deal is with Mayhew here." "Well, we figured we'd be doing business with you for a long time... so we'd introduce ourselves." "I'm Burnett." "My partner, Cooper." "So?" "What do you got?" "Sarah, do it." "Cover them." "Drop it!" "Get him some help." "Freeze!" "You okay?" "We got lucky, Sonny." "After 18 months, I'll take it any way I can get it." "I got a BOLO on Mayhew's car, but we ought to cover the airport and the docks." "The case is closed." "The guy runs away with $75,000 in cash." "Yeah." "And the owners can't claim it unless they wanna admit they were in on the buy." "Tell me he's not gonna walk." "He didn't." "He drove." "You ever seen this?" "Wrestling's on." "You like wrestling." "You know, Lar it's a degenerate world out there." "Nobody seems to care about anybody anymore." "There used to be a time where your word was your word." "You promised somebody something, you came through." "Touch my hands." "Not anymore." "Heal." "Look at this." "Heal!" "Amen." "Do you know God is in this place?" "I want you to come up here and pick up your miracle." "My child, you have a deaf ear." "You have a deaf ear." "I will help it." "I will help it." "Through God, I will help it." "Devil, get out!" "Devil, get out!" "Can you believe it?" "I can hear." "Praise the Lord!" "Praise the Lord." "Praise the Lord for returning the power of speech to this precious child." "I can hear." "Praise the Lord." "Hallelujah!" "This one's for you, Elvis." "Stan, what are you doing?"