"( "Tank" by The Seatbelts )" "I think it's time to blow this thing." "Get everybody and their stuff together." "Okay, 3..2..1.." "Let's JAM!" "E" "Faye:" "It's really not my style, you know just sitting around, and waiting for nothing like this." "Jet:" "You pick a point, and you keep on waiting." "That's the secret to fishing in the big pond." "Faye:" "Maybe you picked the wrong point, or maybe it's the wrong pond?" "Jet:" "Or maybe the bait should stop complaining." "Ed:" "What are you fishing for?" "Just your everyday pirates." ""Starship Pirates", they're called." "Pirates?" "Barbaric slime who ransack ships, and take whatever they want." "Let's keelhaul the dirty scalawags!" "What the hell is the story with Spike not being around?" "He went to have his ship overhaul, and he never checked in!" "Thanks there, little buddy!" "." "Man..." "that Spike did it again." "What's he doing without checking in with us like that?" "You're late, Doohan!" "Yeah!" "Yes, yes, yes!" "Hey...?" "HEY!" "Radio:" "Strike three!" "Batter out!" "And the games over!" " Oh, man!" "Dammit!" "Why the hell didn't they send in a pinch-hitter?" "Eightwood is too old!" "Don't they know that by now?" "Don't you think so?" "Where the hell is Doohan?" "I'm afraid he's a busy Doohan at the moment." "I'm Miles, his assistant." "Good to meet ya." "Miles:" "Man, he was the toughest rookie around when he started 14 years ago." "He slammed the ball one after the other and brought Blue Socks back from the basement that season." "But today, Randy Hills hit 3 consecutive home runs..." "How can you compete with that?" "Oh man, you should have heard the crowd." "They went crazy!" "Miles:" "Hey, do people ever tell you, you don't talk much?" "Hey, do people ever tell you, you talk too much?" "I guess so." "That's Swordfish there, isn't it?" "Miles:" "That ship in the back." "Spike:" "Yeah." "Miles:" "Isn't that the amazing mono-racer the Doohan built?" "Spike:" "She's just an old ship to me." "Can't get rid of her." "I know how you feel, man..." "I can't tell you how many times I've tried to quit being a Blue Sox's fan I tell you it's like falling in love with the wrong woman, over and over." "Ah gees, not again..." "Hey, Doohan!" "Hey, long time no see." "Hey." "Doohan:" "Miles, where's the checklist!" "?" "It's there!" "I put it on the pilot's seat!" "He's trying to fix up that old ancient relic?" "I think it's useless." "The computer isn't compatible with the old mono-system it's got." "Doohan:" "Miles!" "I'll need an EV Transmitter, a main gear absorber and the 3/8's pneumatic tube!" "Pronto!" "A three-eights!" "?" "We don't have anything rare like that!" "Then, order it from Reggie." "He's gotta have it!" "Alright, alright." "He sure knows how to use people!" "See you later." "What a hobby!" "You catch it, Faye?" "No, not me!" "Where?" "It's close!" "Damn, that rotten bait!" "Watch it!" "Hey, it's a good looking machine." "Transfer wealth from the fortunate to the unfortunate can be very fulfilling." "It's what charity is all about." "Don't you think so?" "Heh." "Yeah, that's right." "Social reform all the way." "Exactly." "Poor unfortunates like us have a right to take it!" "What is this?" "!" "What is it?" "The cops!" "?" "OK..." "That's enough, boys." "Bounty hunter house call!" "Herman." "That a good girl, come on in." "Hey, look out Faye!" "What...?" "What the hell..!" "?" "I don't do anything!" "Hey Ruth!" "There's one right behind you!" "It's a big one!" "Ruth:" "I see it." "Man, what a piece of crap!" "Pay back time, pal!" "Computer:" "Mono-system malfunction." "Emergency pilot system, engaged." "Faye:" "Stop it!" "You hear me!" "Jet:" "Dammit!" "The mono-system sounds shaken up pretty badly." "Shut it down!" "Miles:" "The accelerator pump is completely shot." "Doohan:" "I know that." "Miles:" "And another thing I noticed, there's no silencer on the fuel injector." "Doohan:" "There's no need." "Miles:" "What?" "But it's too noisy, and the vibration..." "Doohan:" "Don't you get it?" "A silencer would only mask the underlying problems!" "Huh?" "Now hurry up, and connect the injector." "You know now days, a three-eight pneumatic tube isn't in style anymore." "Whata you say we go with a five-zero, and update this relic?" "Enough, Miles." "We can even kick it into freestyle with full auto navigation..." "Oh!" "Listen, you either work for this machine, or the machine works for you." "Make up your mind." "I was just trying" "Just go!" "You haven't changed, huh?" "You're gonna chase off another assistant if you keep that up." "Well maybe I'm like old Swordfish, and just trying to make a point." "Haven't never heard that one before." "If you keep pushing it like this, you're going to be cut down for good!" "Sorry, I'm not the delicate cautious type." "It's here!" "I got that rare three-eight pneumatic tube you requested!" "(Phone ringing)" "Hello?" "Oh, it's you." "The mysterious missing guy." "Where have you been hiding out?" "I'm still at Doohan's shop." "So, where's Jet?" "Faye:" "He's got his hands full right now..." "He said he was working on some kind of bacteria, or something." "Bacteria!" "?" "No, it's a virus, Faye!" "A computer virus!" "Well, it's the same thing." "Ahh..." "Un-ah!" "Starting with the mono-system, orbit calculator navigator, engine control, communications circuit they're all gone." "I don't get it." "How about using English, huh?" "The computer is kaput, and we're drifting threw space towards oblivion!" "Definitely got that." "Well, whata think?" "It's the newest one." "You can't find it elsewhere." "I can promise you that." "Doohan:" "A mono-computer...?" "Reggie:" "How about 150?" "No, 100,000." "It's a bargain." "A bargain, huh?" "Well, not when the scarps can be traced back." "So, who's the dealer?" "Where did you it from, huh?" "You say a truck?" "What kind of a truck?" "A penguin delivery truck." "A delivery truck!" "?" "Huh?" "Hmm!" "?" "Are you sure about the information?" "Yep." "They were doing business by the Orbit Drive-in." "I get it, it wouldn't be suspicious if anyone saw a delivery truck driving around there." "So then, how are we going to counter the hacks?" "Don't get yourself harpooned!" "And?" "Anything else?" "They dared to call this ship "a worthless piece of crap"!" "And they made a complete mess of my Hammerhead!" "Unlike someone else here, I always return what I owe." "Ghee, what an admirable virtue." "I'm really not up for this..." "I just got an invoice from Doohan with your name on it." "Jet:" "If they're physically sending the computer virus to us then they haven't developed an anti-virus program for it." "Here's the plan." "We'll surprise them with our own secret weapon." "What Jet?" "That's just a normal transmitter." "Jet:" "If we get infected by the virus, cut off the entire mono-system." "Navigation's and communications will crash." "Exactly..." "That's why I'm gonna assist you through this from here on." "This uses the old satellite transmission wave signals for guidance so it in effect, bypasses the mono-system." "Radio:" "An another run scored against the Blue Sox!" "That's some secret weapon you've got there, Jet." "Radio:" "Henderson throws, high and away, ball 2." "(Baseball game continues in the background)" "It was a penguin, you said, wasn't it?" "Yeah." "I'm sure it was a purple penguin." "No one said two of them!" "Wait a minute, it might be a real delivery service." "We've got to figure out if they're legit or not." "That's easy." "We just shoot, and see who hightails it out of there." "This is the first time I agree with you on something..." "Huh?" "Wait a minute...!" "Did you consider the possibility they're both real!" "?" "Spike:" "They're both running!" "Faye:" "I definitely didn't discuss that option." "You handle that one!" "Payback time for yesterday, boys." "Forgive us, please!" "W-We'll pay the parking ticket, I promise!" "I gotcha!" "Jet:" "Spike!" "Keep them out!" "It'll be a mess if they spread the virus inside!" "I know!" "Let's see what ya got, hotshot." "He's here." "Metal mallet head." "I think he's going after the arm..." "The little wise ass!" "You there, Ruth!" "Ready to go anytime." "Bravo!" "Have a taste of this!" "Excellent!" "Bingo!" "A persistent little devil." "Cut the mono-system!" "I did!" "It looks like the idiot cut off his mono-system, Herman!" "Hey George, look at this!" "And he's in Earth's gravitational field!" "Huh?" "Old man!" "Listen here!" " This sounds pretty bad!" "Jet:" "Ya did it before, right?" "Spike:" "Like I remember!" "Herman:" "No use..." "There's nothing we can do!" "You idiot!" "Hurry up and do something about this!" "God dammit..." "Move!" "Get out of the way!" "We're falling..." "FALLING!" "Spike, I'll be right there." "Jet:" "I'm calculating the interception course your on." "Until that time, somehow keep control manually." "Even if everything was normal, it's tough to get out of this damn place." "Like I need you to tell me that." "And I've just overhauled this thing!" "Hell." "I'll take my chances." "Jet:" "Spike, above you." "Spike:" "What?" "That old hulk looks like a goddess to me!" "Huh?" "Shit, the virus..." "You okay?" "!" "Spike:" "I'm still alive!" "Jet:" "Let's regroup!" "Miles:" "No way!" "You're kidding!" "Right, old man?" "You're not serious about this antique piece of junk!" "I wouldn't do anything I wasn't serious about!" "Don't just stand there!" "Get a move on, and go get me some fuel!" "Yes, sir!" "Spike, can you hear me bud?" "I've got a calculation." "It will take 7 hours to rendezvous with you." "Come on Jet, you're joking, right?" "Jet:" "We're too close to Earth." "The orbital paths I can take are limited!" "Spike:" "Isn't there a way for you can just swing on by?" "Jet:" "If I continue plunge in at this angle, both the Bebop and the Swordfish will burn to nothing!" "Spike:" "Hey, Jet..." "Hmm...?" "Spike:" "You know I've got some whiskey hidden behind the fridge." "Why don't you help yourself, bud." "Huh?" "What went wrong!" "?" "The fuel tanks are empty." "There's nothing I can do now." "Doohan:" "How about I rendezvous and tow you back, in exchange for the whiskey?" "I heard the conversation." "Give me the coordinates of the Swordfish." "Doohan!" "?" "How the hell did you...!" "?" "Doohan:" "Spike, find something you can use for an air-brake, so you can decelerate." "Decelerate?" "If you decelerate within Earth's atmosphere the gravitational pull will accelerate you instead which will give you enough speed to escape." "However, you have to maintain the ship at a certain angle." "Too far either direction, and you'll be thrown off to the other end of the universe." "Like I said before, I'm not delicate cautious type." "Doohan:" "Spike..." "I know you can do it, boy." "I didn't give you the Swordfish for nothing, you know." "Yeah, don't you go and crash either, old man!" "Maximum propulsion." "There's still time for you to change your mind, and leave Miles." "Negative." "Blue Sox fans never leave the game early!" "Let's go!" "All right!" "I'm flying..." "And I thought I was afraid to fly!" "Jet:" "Lower the nose 0.6 degrees." "You're in too deep, Spike!" "You'll burn to a crisp!" "Huh?" "Doohan:" "This is your last chance!" "He's in there!" "It went in!" "That was perfect!" "Doohan, you saved my ass." "Doohan:" "Not yet." " Huh?" "Most of the heat-resistant tiles have peeled off." "The temperature's rising." "Miles:" "T-The landing wheels aren't retracting!" "Doohan:" "Yeah, and the #2 nozzle won't work either." "Miles:" "WHAT!" "?" "Are you for real?" "We can't land without them!" "Spike:" "Oh well..." "Whatever happens, happens." "Miles:" "I don't want to die yet!" "Somebody, HELP!" "English subtitle by Dana Robertson You're welcome." "( "The Real Folk Blues" by Yoko Kanno )" "Aishiteta to nageku niwa..." "Too much time has passed by amarinimo toki wa sugite shimatta ...to lament that we were deeply in love." "Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo..." "The wind keeps blowing, while my heart iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru ...cannot heal all the tears in it." "Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure Someone, cry for me with parched eyes." "The real folk blues." "Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake I only want to know what true sadness is." "Doro no kawa ni tsukatta..." "Sitting in muddy water jinsei mo waruku wa nai..." "...isn't such a bad life ichido kiri de owaru nara..." "...if it ends after the first time." "AH!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "AH!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "AH!" "HA!" "HA!" "AH!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "AH!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "AH!" "HA!" "HA!" "AH!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "AH!" "HA!" "HA!" "Next episode: "Pierrot le Fou"."