"Don't you date move!" "You've the right to remain silent." "Don't you date move oI else We will shoot you!" "Hello, everyone." "How's everyone doing?" "Hey Martin, having a Martini, huh?" "Hi." "How are you?" "Good!" "Good!" "Good!" "MaIgIet, keep serving sausages to everyone." "Hey Hites..." " All ﬁne." "Hello." " Is she your latest?" "Call it the glace of God." "Batook, my ﬁiend!" "Looking at your success..." "makes me Ieally happy." "Human beings should always he happy, you know." "Because even Gautaufs..." "'Gamh]1i1' (Serious)." "I am the one Who's Ieally happy." "Because you didn't come alone f0I the inaugulation of GJS shippiugk new branch." "In fact, you hIought your Wife and kids too." "I'll tell you Why I hIought them heIe lateI." "First call your daughteIs." "Should I?" "Yes." "Glllga!" "Jamuua!" "Sataswati!" ""Gaga":" ""Jamuua..."" "" Sataswati! "" "So Maalaya, they are my GJS." "My LhIee cultuled jewels." "You've come fol the table, right?" "Come fol the table meaning, are you com-foI-tahle?" "It's a liteIal translation." "You see, they grew up in a English sunoundjng hut sometimes their Iudian-ness comes out... wand the end Iesult is a totally diffeIent translation." "So tell me." "Maalaya." "You said call the gills." "Now they are heIe, so tell me." "Batookml Want my sons Harry, Harsh and ...t0 marry your LhIee daughteIs." "I was thinking they can have a Wedding in Turkey..." "Maalaya, I am the only ﬁaLheI on this planet W].\0 doesn't Want his daughteIs to get married." "I will neveI let my daughteIs marry anyone... eveI!" "Call it a muse, oi had luck." "I don't know." "But my family's been enduring this ill-fate fol decades." "Within 3 years ofmarriage, my patents split." "My darling Wife Halal... mpassed-away aﬂeI delivering my ehildlen." "My eldest sisteI, Hausa." "HeI husband divoIced hel Within 6 months of their marriage." "And my aunt Satla suffeIed a hemonhage aﬂeI she Ieturned fIom hel honeymoon." "When things keep occurring oﬂcn, it's called a coincidence." "But if it keeps Iepeating every time... mthen it's an indication fIom God." "And a smart man can undeIstaud an indication." "But Batook, life without marriage and childlem." "This is the truth, uncle." "Believe us." "We'Ie not making kids." "She's sayingmweﬁe not kidding." "Oh my, God!" "Pops!" "Marriage seems to he out of question." "How about a live-in Ielationship?" "What did you say?" "I heard that." "You bloody pervert!" "My son Hulk meant to say..." "Your son isn't hulk; he is Iascal!" "And you...y0u'Ie not Maalaya y0u'Ie a bloody scoundlel." "And you aren't Godhavri;" "y0u'Ie a Ihino." "Live in Ielation?" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Please stop it." " Get out!" "Just g0." "And don't take the boat." "Swim all the Way hack." "'Joh down.'" "Calm down." "You LhIee are so smart." "You have neveI thought about boys till date." "You LhIee are so naive." "Bottom line, a person should always he straight." "Becausemeven Taatak Mama's glasses are upside down." "Goodnight, papa!" "Goodnightmso soon?" "My daughteIs are so cultuled." "Jenny, everyone knows you don't have a boyfriend." "TheIe are lot of gills heIe, choose one." "shelley." "glow up and go up!" "What?" "glow up." "I have a boyfriend." "His name is Teddy." "So come on, tell me right now..." ""about your boyfriend." " N0 Way." "If you don't, I will tell your sisteIs." "Then listen." "He's a guy who is a little hit crazy." ""When I saw you, I Iealized sweetheart."" "But his tongue s]ips...day and night." ""Love is crazy, sweetheart."" "Jenny." "Will you he my Wench?" "I meamuwife!" "Just like Michael SchumacheI I\e Wants to he a no.1 cat IaceI." "And just this morning..." "he got a golden chance." "The Indian IaceI has hIoken the all time IecoId." "It's a S0 lap lace." "And can you believe it, JennifeI?" "He's been lacing Lhlough the track like a bullet." "RaceI no." "3 has now oveI taken IaceI." "N0 Z." "And Wow!" "He has now taken oveI the lead fIom the Indian IaceI." "Wait." "What a Ieply." "Teddy has taken hack the lead with full Lhlottle." "TheIe is no stopping this guy." "Teddy has almost Ieached the ﬁnish line." "He can see it." "What happened, RogeI?" "What's wIong with his cat?" "I'm out of petrol?" "Slp¢ ...Lhe lead cat has come to a scIeeching halt." "Just Z00 meteIs away fiom the ﬁnishing line." "What do I do now?" "YES!" "Wow Teddy." "Y0u'Ie so stool?" "Imean...y0u'Ie so cool." "And the WiuneI oft0day's Iaee, ladies and gentlemen..." "Is Steve Randall." "Hey!" "Well done." "Fantastic Iacing!" "Fantastic driving!" "Si1...si1...si1..." "I came ﬁISL" "I ﬁnished ﬁISL" "Teddy, Teddy this was a cat lace not a running race." "Okay, heIe Igo." "Love you baby-boo." "Yes I do." "I said it once, and I say it too." "I love you." "Oh!" "Hey." "I Want all the details about your sweetheart right now otherwise your sisteIs" "Look." "Okay"" "Ah-ight." "He's the Hzpple ofmy eyes'." " Huh?" "He's the apple ofmy eyes." "Buuty!" "What do you think when you look at him?" "Sometimes I mthat he's the son of some rich dad." "I'm heIe to take your blessings." "You see, I am a huge fan." "I've an audition today." "IfI can get your blessings, Well..." "How about a selﬁe?" "Just one?" "But audition?" "Audition fol What?" "He's a haIdcoIe IappeI." "Still ain't amazed?" "Let me pick up the pace" "Grab your popcorn..." "Ready..." "Go!" "You'll see What I mean" I he putting in the mosL." "NeveI meant to hIag" and I neveI meant to hoasL." "OLheI IappeIs oui." "I'm": turn 'e1:u into ghosts." "Ifyou didn't get the" memo let me put in the posi." "Ifyou didn't get the" memo I gotta let you know"" "Everytime I Wanna spiL." "Man I'm neveI gain' slow"" "Everytime I gIah the" mic Ijust neveI let it go"" "Like I'm making love" baby Ijust go and I go...." "Extra-culinary." " Thank you." "What you just performed was both extra... and ordinary!" "'So What I heard about the judge was right.'" "'He's taken a bribe.'" "So my judgment will he." "BefoIe you pass any fuILheI judgment... moan I performjust one small piece?" "Enough of this multiplex... mnow fol the single-scIeen item." "One...tW0..." "LhIee...fou1..." ""Your moLheI-sisteI..." "MotheI-sisteI. .." "MotheI-sisteI... "" "May your bones break"" "your head break"" "everyone should Ioh your dignity"" "May you get mused with hugs, the higgeI the hetteI..." "May you get diilflllbii"" "Y0u'Ie a dogs hIeed so bite your own selﬁ." "You got messed 111).." "so you got kicked"" "that too so very haul." ""Your moLheI-sisteI..." "MotheI-sisteI. .." "MotheI-sisteI... "" "hnpeccahle!" "But I clearly understood every little detail you said..." ""about my sisteI to my moLheI!" "You know Hindi?" "I don't know about Blmvan hut y0u'Ie the one who will have to pay twice the penalty." "Y0u'Ie disqualiﬁed." "I'm ﬂying!" "Yeah, y0u'Ie ﬂying." "shelley, I am ﬂying" " By the Way, you've a boyfriend, right?" "how...]10W did you know?" "Just took a chance." "Come on... spill, shoot." "Everything about your boyfriend." " shelley..." "If you tell anyone about this, I will kick your donkey." "Meaning?" " I will kick your ass." "His name is Sandy." "But that cIazy chap is always busy with his ﬁlst love." "And I don't know Why..." "He gets a kick out ofhis 'kick'." ""Goal." ""Goal." ""Goal." "Coachml don't need to he a substitute anymoIe." "I am a good playeI." "Sandy, y0u'Ie right." "You deserve to he permanent on the ﬁeld." "But not as an oIdjJmry playeI." "As a WateI-hoy!" "But coach, he's too good." " But, he's an Indian." "Indians are only Worthy to he 0111 slaves." "Now get lost..." "Y0u...you..." "Indian." "The coach has lost it." ""You don't deserve to he heIe..."" ""...you Indian."" ""You Indian."" ""You Indian."" "Get out of heIe."" ""You Indian."" ""Indian!"" "Now you listen you White little Willies." "Who said that?" "That Wasn't me." "I didn't say that." "I said it." " What..." "The aggIession fIom your depIession!" "IfymfIe Sandy, then I ammSundi!" "Slmdi?" "Sﬂndi!" "As long as Sandy's miseIahle, Sundfs on cloud nine." "What?" "Ba-Ba Black Sheep have you any halls?" "Yes, silmyes, silmthlee footballs." "One fol the coachmone fol his cIony aud one fol the oLheI banana." "Get that idiot!" "Sandy, now you die..." "I am out ofheIe." "No!" "No!" "Sandy." " What happened?" "Y0u'Ie suffering fIom Split PeIsonality DisoIdeI." "Split..." "It's a relatively late disoIdeI..." "Sometimes due to depIession oI ﬁnancial pIohlems, a diffeIent personality emeIges fIom inside." "A completely diffeIent person comes out." "And in your case..." "It's did." " Dance India Dance?" "Dissociative Identity DisoIdeI!" "What's that?" "Come, let's hang fIom outside." " What?" "Let's hang out." "Yes." "AﬂeI studying your case I']I advice you to avoid Iudi." "...Lhe I-N" " D" "I- A" " N woId." "When you heat this wold, Slmdi will take your place." "Because all your life you've been bullied... mhecause ofyoul lace and c0101." "You mean..." " I am sorry." "Just by hearing this single WoId..." "How is this possible?" " It is possible, Sandy." "How do I explain it to you now?" "Sand)'" "My head is aching with pain." "Can you ask someone to get me a black tea?" "S1116." "Black!" "Sandy!" "Just like you change into Slmdi aﬂeI hearing 'Lhat' WoId..." ""similarly, when he heats the wold 'hlack'..." "Black!" "Nurse!" "Nurse!" "Black!" " White." "White." "You called me black..." " I am saying White." "White." ""He's auotheI black..."" "Relax." "Relax." "Will I neveI get hetleI?" " Of coulse you will." "Sandy, things do change, and you will oveIcome your depIession." "And who knows..." "someday you'll have enough money t0 own your own football club." " DI." "Patel!" "DI." "Gauga Patel!" "Two minutes." "Two minutes." "Remove his black shirt." "Black!" "Catch him!" "Catch him!" "WheIe will I get that kind of money?" "You know, my illness, this buy lget 1 ﬂee thing it can he culed permanently." "If you help me." "And fol Lhatmwill you marry me?" "YES!" "No!" "Why?" "We can go in fol a live-in Ielationship, but... 1101marriage." "Why?" "You Want to know?" " Yes, I Want to..." "What!" "Then listen." "What?" "Broken marriages!" "Death!" "ale you 5111c?" " Yes, Teddy." "I am 100 peIcent 5111c." "Stella." " Yes, mzfam." "Stella, will you please ﬁx this fol me?" "But the money..." " SuIe mzfam" "I mean, honey it's possible that..." "What didn't happen..." "I mean, What happened with otheIs W0n't happen with us." "Look heIe, everyone got married." "Angelina-Bud Pitt." "Nicole." "Shalmlkh." "And..." "Except fol one." "Jenn)'" "Every man dleams to he Wealthy some day." " What?" "I meau...d1eams ofa wife." "Marries hel." "And then..." "Ohh..." "Two sweet kids like these." "One like a single- seIeen type, and oLheI multi-plex type." "Take a look at me once Sarah." "It's just right LheIe." " Okay, thank you." "You know, ifwe have two kids like these d0 you know What We can say?" "One, two, LhIee fOIIL." "0111 lives' pillars stand on these two hamhoos." "..wigedee Wigedee boom boom dhoom dhoom dhada hhooom pac dhoopac dhoom pac." "B11116'" "B11116'" "Have some cold medicine." "Take a chill-pill." "But, Sarah." "You know that I always come and visit these special kids." "So you also keep in touch with them." "That's the least We can do." "But marriagemkids?" "Just forget it." "Finemthen forget me." "Because now..." "I will get married to my i]luess...and death." " Sandy." "Can I say something Genelia?" "Imean Jenny." "I always thought I'll marry the one I love." "But since marriage isn't possible, then..." "Hold on, Teddy." "Wait." "What's the point in stopping me now?" "You know, Sarah." "I Wanted to start a family with you." "But if not you, then..." "Silmhow are the snacks?" "Not like my mummy, but okay." "The phone's linging." "It's a private numheI." "Papa." "Papa..." "What happened?" "I have a boyfriend!" "What?" "What?" "This is all that was leﬂ to heat." "Papa..." " Listen to me." "N0 one eveI listens to me." "I have no value in this house anymoIe." "Papa!" "Papa!" "Papa!" "Papa!" "Please try and undeIstaud." "The one Whom I love, his looks are"" " Quiet!" "A person should have hmins... mhecause, even Gujarat has a 'Su1at' city!" "Get that?" "This marriage Won't last." "It's had luck." "It's a muse." "Even the maids in my house couldn't escape this muse." "Look at them, all LhIee are Widows." "I Won't change my decision." "Papa, the maids are gone, the maids are gone. - huh?" "Let hygones he hygones!" " Right." "Papa, We'Ie not going to he happy without them." "Papa, please let's take this chance." "Papa, let's he positive you know." "This hIoken marriage and death." "The reason is just so..." "The Ieasolfs something else..." "Something else?" " Yes." "Tell me...which ﬁaLheI in this World Would.u't Want his daughteIs to get married?" "Then-is a reason." "It's a Ieally big reason." "But I can't tell you." "Why?" " No." "Sorry." "Sorry..." " But..." "I love you." " Papa." "Hold on, papa." "This isn't fail." " I think you should tell us." "I can't believe this." "You have to tell us, otherwise We will get married." "YES!" "These gills will deﬁnitely get married.'" "'W]1at reason can I give them now?" "'" "'HOW do I stop this marriage?" "'" "'W]10 will help me?" "'" ""Pasta! "" "Batook sit, y0u'Ie joking." " Pasta..." "Y0u'Ie my oldest customeI." "Pizza fol you." "We've known each oLheI fol years." "BIead fol you." "But that doesn't mean that your Aakhri Pasta... pretend to he your family astlologeI Aakhri Aastha." "Pasta fol you." "And you..." "I haven't made Lucy madaufs hIeakfast yet." "How can I he Aakhri Aastha?" "Pastamifs the question of my daughu-ns' lives." "Don't you Want to open many mole... mﬁauchises ofAakhri Pasta on London Rasta?" " Yes." "Just like the McDonalds." "I will help you." "Just go meet my daughteIs as Aakhri Aastha." "Mumhle some things in Hindi along with ﬁke astrology predictions..." ""and stop these marriages, that's all." "But just a minute, I've auotheI idea." "What idea?" "Come, come." "The 'mamma-mia idea.'" " Mamma-mia?" "Get your 3 daughteIs tubes-tied." "Ifthey can't become mamma, they Won't get a husband." "Iamjoki-Ilg" "Listen, Pasta!" "You must do this job!" "And I am notjoking!" ""Pasta! "" ""Pasta! "" "You Wanted to know W]1y I Wouldn't let you LhIee get married." "This... is 0111 family astlologeI, Aakhri Aastha." "Truth can he pIoved WIong." "But not his pIedictions." ""Pasta! "" ""Pasta! "" "The day Batook Panel's daughteI Gauga Panel's husband sets foot in this house, Batook will immediately suffeI a heart-attack." "And he will die." "'Sets foot?" "'" "Y0u'Ie a joking!" ""Pasta! "" "The day Batook Panel's daughteI Jamuna Panel's husband sees him, Batook will immediately suffeI a heart-attack." "And he will die." "See him?" "The day Batook Panel's daughteI Sataswati Panel's husband. .." "mspeaks to him, Batook will immediately suffeI a heart-attack." "Speaks to him?" "No!" " Yes." "Batook Panel's fouILh daughteI..." " That's enough!" "Then-is no one LheIe." "Understood?" "Understood!" "Aastha sit, now you only tell us a Way W]1eIe We can ﬁnd such grooms fol these gills." "First woId, ﬁlst step"" "FoIget it!" "FoIget it!" "The question is about my life and death." "So I'll die." "Papa..." " I'll give up my life fol your happiness." "Just a minute." "Patel..." "Open the third dJaWeI;" "then-is a knife in it." ""Pasta! "" "Goodbye!" "Papa..." " Stop..." " Please." "Let me die." " What are you doing?" "Leave it." " WhaL." "WOW!" "Finally it's pIoven that... mthat fﬂﬂlbIS are mole valuable than love." "Love you." " Y0u'Ie right, Aastha." "And anyway, a person should have high values." "Because even Bheenfs little." "Chhota Bheem." "NeveI saw it?" "FoIget it." "Come, Aastha, I'll get you some hIeakfast." "YunﬂllY" "I meamuof course." "What?" "As soon as I take my ﬁlst step towards him, youI ﬁaLheI will die?" "What?" "You mean, I'll look at him and he'll die?" "What?" "You mean, I'll speak to him and he'll die?" "Sit..." "Hey misteI..." "I don't have any loose change." "N0 begging heIe." "Get lost." "Sandy, Wait!" "He's the one Whom I love." " Him?" "YesteIday you gave me good news, and not a had one, papa." "He takes his ﬁlst step, and you get a heart-attack." "The one I lovemeau neveI take a step even if he Wanted to." "And todaymyoul life, his life... mhoth are in my life." "GIeetingS, P5P"" "We are lovebirds." "But Why do you state like angry hilds?" "We'Ie a couple." "A pail." "Feet." "Sand)'" "Tell papa about youlself." "Your hobbies." "Papa...my favorite place..." "Paris!" "Favorite sporpfata-glidjng." "Favorite slippeIs. .." "Pﬂagon!" "Favorite f0od..." "peal!" "Favorite bird. ." "Panel!" "When I get feveI..." "I take Paracetamol." "I always watchmPatamount ﬁlms." "I neveI talk in sentences..." "only in patagmphs." "Then-is "feet" in every line, but his feet only don't woIk." "What?" " Papa." "I meau...what else is going on, son?" "What's going on?" "Everything else is going, except fol me W].\0 isn't going anyWheIe." "How will he do?" "Papa, your heart will keep heating ifhe doesn't Walk so he will have to do." "Did you have to settle fol him?" "Teddy!" "Teddy, stop." "PapamGIacy, this is the man I love." "Your son-in-law will see you, and you will get a heart-attack." "Look at him, p001 guy can't see." "G0 on, Teddy." "Meet papa." "Papamlove is blind." "But in my case, the lovel is blind, papa." "Teddy, to your right." " Papa's oveI LheIe, please go LheIe." "Yes, that's papa." "Papa, how are you?" "Papa, Ihad a feeling y0u will condom me." " Huh!" "I meamncondemn me." "Teddy, tell him about youlself." "Your likes, your dislikes." " Yeah." "Myself Teddy." "My favorite c0101. .." "Black." "My ﬁiends call me 'Justice'." "Because Justice is blind, papa." "When I play cards, I always play blind." "I was horn in the ICU." "And my hank I use is ICICI." "I sweat on my mothamnpapa." "Hold on." "WheIe did you ﬁnd him?" " Papa, We met on a blind date." "Open your eyes, dear." "Can't you see that he can't see?" "But papa, he's Lhe reason I can now see you fol Lhe lest ofmy life. " " Who's he?" "In all this shoW-aud-tell you didn't see What you slmultfve seen." "And What you saw isn't Worth seeing." "Open your eyes and see fol youlself." "Who's that?" "Who's coming now?" "He's heIe." "Look, he's heIe." "Meet my love." "Buuty." "Oh, Sarah." "Papa, you WeIe saying your son-in-law will speak..." " I get it." "The one you said I love you, can't say it hack." "Q1111)"" "Love is cute." "But..." "In this case, the loveImis mute." "Tell us something about youlself." "Q1111)"" "My favorite song..." ""speakmspeak "speak..." "MI." "Bachchan."" ""Listen." "What say MI." "Bachclmu?"" ""speakmspeak "speak..." "MI." "Bachchan."" " Hey...is LheIe dance show going on?" ""Listen." "What say MI." "Bachclmu?"" "AB." "CD." "I am a CD playeI that's..." "Singlmm?" "Itchiness?" "mwhose speakeImis blown." "My sweetymmy love..." "Wow!" "SupeIh!" "GIeat." "All lines in this Ioute are amazing." "N0 I-phone." "N0 talk-time." "N0 balance." "Papa..." " Come on, don't Worry." "Papa, think ofthc coincidence..." "We sisteIs hit the eye ofa hull." "We hit the hulls-eye." "Let's take a selﬁe." "Come on, Teddy." "We'll all stay togetheI 110W until We get married." " Wait, Wait." ""Sometime she blinks, sometimes she winks."" ""But all the time links my eyes with heIs."" ""Sometime he h inks, sometimes he winks."" ""But all the time links my eyes with his."" ""The moons showing attitude."" ""Even the sun's ta king gibberish."" ""In this awesome WeaLheI give me a English kiss."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..."" ""I've a desire to die again."" ""Because ofthe Way my tonnentoI killed me."" ""You came Walking on a velvet carpet."" ""Then how did your feet get hull?"" ""You pierced my heart with your eyes."" ""My heart's totally blossomed by love."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..."" "I'll have to test these LhIee Iats." ""Ifyou become my dear, like a small baby I'll take care ofyou."" ""When We'Ie in love, then Why did your ﬁaLheI call the priest?"" ""I've just one thing to say to you, I sweat..."" ""...y0u'Ie stuck to me like chewing gum."" ""Oh baby, have meIcy on 0111 love."" ""You'Ie my hIead, and I am your jam."" ""Ba ha Ba ha Black sheep, have you any Wool?"" ""My heart's lost in your lanes."" ""Also Jack and Jill Went up the hill."" ""Come on baby to the garden of love and chill."" ""You-Ia my Hfem"" ""My heart heats fol you, baby."" ""Now come make me your lady."" ""You-Ia my Hfem"" ""Just keep the fun ﬂowing."" ""N0 stopping and no slowing."" ""The moons showing attitude."" ""Even the sun's ta king gibberish."" ""In this awesome WeaLheI give me a English kiss."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" "What are you thinking, Teddy?" "Come on, jump." "Don't Worry." "Can you see the WateI?" "I mean heat the WateI." "It's ﬁlled with WateI." "It's full." "It's full." "Lookmwarm WateI." "Warm WateI." "Look." "Come on." "I am right heIe." "Just jump, and We'll swim togeLheI." "Teddy." " What?" "Jump." " N", Palm, I can't jump today." "Why?" "I am observing a fast today..." "no-WateI fast." "I don't drink on this day, and deﬁnitely not bathe." "Just jump, papzfs doing the countdown." "One..." "Two..." "ThIee..." "To hell with the money." "Papa!" "He's deﬁnitely a 100 peIcent blind!" "Maria!" "Get the vacuum!" "Suck the ants fIom my pants!" "Oh my, God!" "Bitten!" " He Z00 peIcent can't Walk." "F01 5111c papzfs going to test you as Well." "He Ieally can't Walk, that's Why he passed the test." "Now you don't utleI a single woId." "Not a single woId should come out of your mouth, get it?" ""Pasta! "" "Hello!" "He cut me, LhIeW me and he shoved up my...!" "Mommy!" ""Bloody love..."" "Teddy, What are you doing heIe?" "Don't Worry." "In this house, I am blind." "And I've convinced your papa as Well." "And you convinced me as Well... mthat then-is no such thing as astrology." "Nothing happened to papa." "Of course." "It's ﬁxed fol every person, you know." " What?" "Package." "Agh- 111mm papa's age." "Package." "Kids ofa gun?" "What?" " Son ofa gun!" "By the Way, how's this top?" "Teddy?" "My sisteIs and my best ﬁiend Shilley is getting married tomormw." "We all have to go togeLheI." "That's ﬂue my JenifeI Lopez." "But hefoIe LhaLJmW about We Ieheatse fol 0111 Wedding?" "Teddy, stop it!" ""I'm gonna start the ignition..."" ""...0f your iJmeI emotions."" ""F01 manual opeIation with mutual considemtion fol pmduction of futule genemtion."" "$1111.." "Sandy, Teddy might heat you." "We'Ie all in one house." "You keep spoiling my mood." "Heymwhat happened?" "What happened?" "I don't undeIstaud how those two Weildos got in this house?" "Duh!" "Hellomthey both WeIe aheady in this Housefull." "You enteIed lateI." "So you hetleI Watch out fol them." "But meanwhile, just keep Watching me." "UndeIstaud?" "Darling, undeI is ﬂue, but don't say stand." "Since I came in this house, I've been only sitting." "It's been ages since I last stood up." "But tonight..." "let's stone and I011, Sandy." "Stone, I011?" "Let's lock and I011." "Not on the lips?" " Not yet." "AﬂeI We'Ie married." "Wow, Sandy." "You pIoved today that you Ieally love me." "And you know the best purl about you is?" "Even though you live heIe, those Indian values and cultule still exist in you." "My phone, hold on a second." ""I'll have to ailliﬂ the Indians living in Kuwait."" ""The Indians living i.n Kuwait..." "Indian."" "He needs so much attention." ""London Bridge is ﬁilljng down..." "ﬁilljng downmﬁalljng down."" ""Come, let's get this party started, party started, party started."" "I'll call you hack." "Sandy?" " Not SaudymSundi." "And now y0u'Ie going to he helpless... mcause I am going to lock the dooI." "Jack..." "Lean on me!" "No, Slmdi." " Sandy!" "Sandy!" "Yes, Sandy." "Wait." " Sandy!" "Sandy!" "No, Slmdi." " Sandy!" "Sand)'" "No." "Soap!" " Oh my, God." "When-is a towel?" "Help me." "Help me." "Help me." "Idea." "Sandy, fall asleep, Slmdi will sleep too." "Good idea, good idea." " Sleep." "'R0ck-a-hy baby..."" ""Come to me my lady."" "'R0ck-a-hy baby..."" ""howl ofmi k!"" "Help me!" "— Help me!" "Am I a (100101?" "I am the one having had luck." "One can't speak, one can't see and the otheI one can't Walk." "Good morning, P5P"" "What's so good about it?" "Come on, Batook." "Let's exercise." "Good morning, Sandy!" " Good morning!" "Hey..." " What?" "What?" "Just now you WeIe playing, and now y0u'Ie sitting." "This is leg-lines fol papa, and not headlines." "Now you'll he feroze." " FeIoze." "I mean exposed." "Now the Wealth will he divided in only two parts." "What will tell papa?" "That you'Ie a liar." "You WeIe playing football." "I saw it with my own eyes." "Yes, go tell him." "G0 tell him that a blind man was seeing with his eyes." "G0 on." "Yes..." "I will tell him, that I saw with my own..." "Yes, go tell him." "_ Sh":" "You bloody rascal..." "Got the Ihythm down pal." "Get ready!" "About to hit the stage you raise"" "Desi had hoi slmrpiu in the IazoI blade"" "Is the CD playeI on?" "Got swag on lock"" "Let em lmteIs hate"" "Got em thinking like man he gIeaL." "Down pal." "Get ready!" "About to hit the stage you raise"" "Desi had hoi slmrpiu in the IazoI blade"" "Got swag on lock"" "Let em lmteIs hate"" " Got em thinking like man he gIeaL." "You WeIe right." "Make em say"" "Right now just shake, shake"" "Right now just shake, shake"" "Right now just shake, shake"" "Now the Wealth will he divided in only two parts." " Right now just shake, shake"" "Come on, shoot that." " Right now just shake, shake"" "Kill em." "Who he the best on the mic"" "BetleI tell em"" "Right now just shake!" "Kill em." "That..." "Wastotalclap." "What?" ""Your moLheI-sisteI..." "MotheI-sisteI. .." "MotheI-sisteI... "" "Done?" "Now, listen to your favorite song." ""speak...spea.k...spea.k..." "MLBachchau."" ""Listen." "What say MI." "Bachclmu?"" ""speak...spea.k...spea.k..." "MLBachchau."" ""Listen." "What say MI." "Bachclmu?"" ""speak...spea.k...spea.k..." "MLBachchau."" ""We shot everything Bachchan."" "Now... y0u'Ieunmasked." "I mean papa...will come..." " And ﬁlst Watch you1 single-scIeen peIfonnauce on this multiplex thing." "speak...spea.k...spea.k..." "MLBachchau."" ""Listen." "What say MI." "Bachclmu?"" "What do you two think?" "Only you two can shoot a video?" "Maria, have you seen my phone?" "I'm supposed to get an important call." "Has anyone seen my phone?" "Have you seen my stick, papa?" "Get lost." "I am supposed to get an important call." "F01 0111 own good, We must divide the Wealth in LhIee shares." "And instead of ruining each otheI We should look out fol each oLheI." "Who says money divides?" "The gills' money..." "is going to make us rich." ""Expensive liueIs, and those daugly earrings."" ""The glittering skin..."" ""wand the Way you sway that Waist is priceless."" ""Expensive liueIs, and those daugly earrings."" ""The glittering skin..."" ""wand the Way you sway that Waist is priceless."" ""You make me skip a heat, sweetheart."" ""You make me skip a heat, sweetheart."" ""In this World..."" ""You'Ie the richest gill in London, sweetheart."" ""You'Ie the richest gill in UK, sweetheart."" ""You'Ie the richest gill in the WoIld, sweetheart."" ""Handsome, dashing, smart hoysmthey all Want to he my man."" ""You'Ie the one who stole the peace ofmy heart."" ""When I walk, when I talk, when I watch my sweetheart."" ""TheIe's no one else, as goIgeous like you."" ""I've said yes, now take me along darling."" ""I've said yes, now take me along darling."" ""In this London..."" ""You'Ie the richest guy in London, darling."" ""You'Ie the richest guy in UK, darling."" ""You'Ie the richest guy in the WoIld, darling."" ""Your fail cheeks, your black tlesses."" ""You look so sexy."" ""Your goIgeous body..."" ""Your goIgeous body, blows my mind."" ""Your hot ﬁgule, blows my mind."" ""Anyone you trap, only God can save him."" ""I've neveI seen anyone like you."" ""Life is short, let's say those sweet-nothings."" ""Ifyou say it once, I'll do anything fol you."" ""This is your chance, and also the ritual..."" ""mhut Why you standing fat."" ""Take me in your arms, like a true prince."" ""Hello to everyone fIom me, sweetheart."" ""Hello to everyone fIom me, sweetheart."" ""In this World..."" ""You'Ie the richest gill in London, darling."" ""You'Ie the richest gill in UK, darling."" ""You'Ie the richest gill in the WoIld, darling."" ""You'Ie the richest, gill."" ""You'Ie the richest, darling."" ""You'Ie the richest, gill."" ""You'Ie the richest, darling."" ""You'Ie the richest, gill."" ""You'Ie the richest, darling."" ""You'Ie the richest, darling."" ""You'Ie the richest, darling."" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes...d0n't Worry." "Your daughteIs Ganga, Jamuua, Sataswati are absolutely ﬂue." "Yes, yes the Wedding date has been ﬁxed." "Q1111)"" "Ganga, Jamuua, Sataswati are not your daughteIs?" " No." "And if you Want to open mole ﬁauchises in London... mthen you must keep this a secIet." "Okaymmy lips are sealed." "But then who is their fBLhBI?" "U115 NagIe." "You mean Lhapihat..." " Yes, him." "Once upon a time Mumhafs most ﬁeIce Don." "And I was his right-hand." " You?" "Since the time... he used to rule the city ofMumhai." "What's this Shinde?" "You planned my assassination?" "Ruling the city ofMumhai..." "and annihilating his enemies Was BHK fol him." "BHK?" " By leﬂ band's play." "His principles WeIe stmngeI than his enemies' intentions." "Ulja tlafﬁcking minoI gills is a very pIoﬁtahle business." "What do you say?" "He was the GodfaLheI hut an even hetleI ﬁaLheI to his LhIee daughteIs." "Due to the pressure built up by raids and seeIet opeIations, ...hy Maharashtra Police's the UnderwoIld has come to a stand-still." "Even big and poweIful peIsonaJities... mate eiLheI getting arlested oI ﬂeeing." "'But just Lhenmone of Ulja NagIe's enemies informed the police." "Come on!" "Let my childlen g0!" "Let my daughteIs g0!" "Hey!" "No!" "no!" "Patel..." "Leave Mumhai and go to London." "I've got some property out LheIe." "You've a clean IecoId." "You'll he the caIetakeI of my childlen." "You give them your name." "Raise them and get them married." "And give my Wealth to them and their husbands." "Did you get the hank papeIs?" "But Patel... 1:uydaughteIs..." "mshould neveI know that I am their Ieal ﬁaLheI." "MoLheI ofthe brownie cookies." "He's Rammaud y0u'Ie Lakhan." "Yes." " Papa-pia." "You took on the Iesponsihility of such a big man." "Wowwie." "But a thousand muses to the informeI... mthat got Ulja caught." "He's a dog, he's a rascal..." " Stop it." "How much are you going to abuse him?" "You act like I am abusing you." "Y0u'Ie right." "I got Ulja NagIe caught." "But you WeIe his 'W0of..." "his loyal aide." "A man should he a tlaitoI..." "Even dogs are loyal." "All my life I've been lying." "I told my daughteIs that marriages don't last in 0111 family." "Lie." "Those pIedictions...also a lie." "The truth is..." "I always had my eyes on Ulja NBgI6'S Wealth." "And that's Why I Want his LhIee gills to marry my LhIee sons, and not someone else." "Your own sons?" "Who?" "Same guys who WeIe Ieleased fIom jail yesteIday." "My buys." "N0 one has the guts..." "to stop us now." "N0 one has the guts..." "to stop us now...until the Wedding." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "INDIAN." "I don't believe it." "This one woIdmludia..." " Don't say it." "Quiet." "~ Surly" "I meau...when you heat this one wold, you turn into Slmdi?" "Is this a lifetime illness?" " Only fOIII days!" "F0111 days lateI, aﬂeI We'Ie married I will he culed." "I'll have m0ney...n0 depIession." "Set." "I've a huge tIeasuJe-chest Waiting fol you hut you LhIee are busy stealing pennies and dimes." "Dadma tailofs son is going to stitch clothes fol a living." "Clime nms in 0111 blood." "True." "The main agenda is to stop mthose blind, mute and crippled guys fIom marrying the gills." "The easiest Way out of this pIohlem is that We take those LhIee someplace and shoot them." "WondeIful." "Shoot!" "MuJdeI!" "A dog's tail will always stay crooked." "Try to undeIstaud the important point heIe." "If your lentils gets spoiled, your day is spoiled." "If your pickle gets spoiled, the Whole year is spoiled." "What?" " What What?" "Shut up." "The main point heIe is that your fkthefs still heIe." "Iwill ﬁnd a Way out ofthis." "Dad, you don't dig a Well when then-is a ﬁle." "Try to undeIstaud 0111 point." "You've made a very simple plan." "But it's a suIe-shot plan." "A person should he simple." "Becausemeven VIP is an underwear hnmd." "Did you get a wold What he said?" " Nah!" "WhateveI." "Buuty, you know Batook's dog..." "I mean his daughteI." " What clap do you keep saying?" "You know I've so many dleams to fulﬁll once I marry hel." "Isee...te]I me." "Once I get the money, I'll sponsoI a cat fol myself... wand become Grand Prix's top Indian IaceI." "Indian." "Even I'll use my money to make a music album... wand it will he the best Indian album in the WoIld." "My songs will he played in the Indian PIemieI League." "India PIo-Kahaddi League." "Now it will he an Indian Wedding." "What the!" "Slmdi is hack!" "I am going to Batook Patel." "To expose you, y0u...aud Sandy." "Stop me ifyou can." "I will expose you all!" "We must stop him." "Come on." " Come on." "I am coming, Batook!" "Pakistani." "Pakistani." " What are you doing?" "If Slmdi can come out hearing Indian... mthen maybe he can go hack hearing Pakistani." " Yes." "Pakistani." " Itaqi." "Afghani." " Kuwaiti." "Dubai." " Nepali." "No country can stop Slmdi today." "Not countries, But now these two states will stop Slmdi." " And Maharashtra." "Hey!" "Catch him!" "Spin!" "He's Ellen." "Buuty, catch him." "Not me, catch him." "You 5111c did eat a lot." "Why you"" " Sorry, sorry, sorry." " Why you!" "You dog..." " Sorry, sorry..." "Now then-is just one Way to stop him." "bleak his legs fol Ieal." "Careful!" "You guys can't 1111.11 Slmdi." "Slmdi will 1111.11 himself." "Batook, WheIe are you?" "Let's go, quickly" "Batook, look at my legs." "Papa, he's sitting down only." "Hickory, Dickory...and Dock." "Icau Walk... wand this Iascalmcau talk." "Cheating." "Yes, cheating." "These cheateIs have played hide and skill." "I mean hide and seek papa." "I am blind, but couldn't you see it papa?" " Come blind one." "What?" "You think ifI catch the hall you'll pIove I am not blind?" "I am blind." "I am blind, papa." "Take that!" "What?" "You think if I catch the brick you'll pIove I am not blind." "I am blind." "I am blind, papa." "I am not blind." "He caught it." " Yes." "I am not blind." "Open your eyes and take a look, Batook." "We'Ie exposed." "ThIoW us out of the house." "You can even slap us with these hands..." "Sandy, What did your Slmdi do?" "OMG..." "What the?" "You guys ruined papzfs Wax statue." "Gosh!" "Good LoId." "How are you going to ﬁx this, Jenny?" "What happened?" "Congmtulations, guys." "It was a Wax statue." "And We LhoughLit was dad." "But seriously guys, are you guys Walnuts?" "Walnuts?" " ale you guys nuts?" "Oh..." "The Whole hand is disﬁguled." "We Want to giﬂ this to papa next Week on his hinhday." "Sorry." "REE-HY 5°11?" "'" " Sorry." "Oh yes, Why don't We go ﬁx your hIoken Wheelchair." "Yes." "Let's go ﬁx that hefoIe hel ﬁaLheI Ieturns." "Come, Buhhlyml mean, Buuty." "We'll he right hack." "Fix your fkthefs hand, and We'll he right hack." "They don't undeIstaud." " Hurry up." "It's not about the Wax it's about 0111 feelings fol papa." "Y0u'Ie right Jenny." "WhateveI We are today, it's only because of 0111 dad." "Yes, Slmﬁq, I saw your missed call." "I was driving." "I Went to pee, and you sat down." "Iwas only checking WheLheI it's woIking oI not." "N0 need to get angry." "It's so cute, isn't it'.7..." "I seemso you WeIe eyeing those two." " Yeah, it's amazing." "Ogliug at gills fIom behind the glasses." "So What are you doing tonight?" "I don't know, I was thinking to maybe go out." "Not 5111c, What about you?" "Hey baby, let's go fol a ride." " Oh my, God." "Get offme." "Take it easy, guys." "Now like this gun, you guys will RIP." "Rest..." "I.u.." "Pieces!" "Islftmthat Ulja NagIe?" "Mumhafs Don?" "But Wasn't he in jail?" "Don't eveI think of doing Lhis...i.u your Wildest dleams." "Hold it guys, hold it." "Please hold it." "I would appIeciate if you guys had taken a slight effort to stop these goons." "We should use 0111 hands fol a cause, not just applause." "Please leave, guys." "Please." "Come on, come on." "Come on, let's leave." "And you LhIee." "You guys look like youI fIom India." "Thank God he didn't say Indian." "What did you say?" "You LhIee should he ashamed." "Those goons WeIe harassing those gills... wand you LhIee WeIe simply Watching." "But We p001 guys are disabled." "I..." " Y0u'Ie crippled." "He's mute." "And..." "I am blind." "Get something to eat." "We'll split this in LhIee Ways." " Give it to me." "Heymwhafs going on?" "Flies." " Flies are bothering us." " Flies." "What's NagIe doing in London?" "If he's in London, that means SOII160D6'S sulely going to die." ""Take some rice, and some lentil and top it off with 01nd."" ""One who haIhoIs no enmity, is the happiest person on this earth..."" "A---T..." "M!" "Any Time Money?" "Today I'm going to heat you." "Ulja." "Y0u'Ie in London?" "When did you come out fIom jail, Ulja?" "Seeing my good hehavioI, the government patdoned the lest ofmy sentence." "AﬂeI getting Ieleased ﬁomjail I thought of coming heIe and surprising you." "And to see my daughteIs once." "Not like a ﬁaLheI, but as a stmngeI." "But just see them." "But Slmﬁq called hefoIe I could call you." "That arms dealeI fIom London." "He informed me...ﬂ\at you're getting my daughters married t0 some guys who are not normal." "What?" "What did I say?" "What did I say?" "My daughteIs should neveI know What teats are." "Didn't I say that?" "Is that all you know?" " What do you mean?" "What do you mean?" "I had chosen LhIee capable and normal boys." "That's Why I called you to say then-is a Wedding at home." "But then I found out that Lhe boys your daughteIs love are not normal." "I tried explaining the gills." "I said "Please don't marry Teddy, Blmty and Sandy"." "But fol your daughteIs, love is blind, love is mute... wand love is crippled!" "This is how I'm Iewatded fol my loyalty?" "Sorry, Patel." "Sorry." "I am a ﬁaLheI aﬂeI all." "But Patel, I must see What's right and What's not fol my daughteIs." "Tell me..." "W]1eIe will I ﬁnd those normal boys fol my daughteIs?" "You Wi]I..." "I']I show you." "He's an expert in transporting people upstairs." "He...satisﬁces his hungeI by feeding oLheIs." "And he...cleaus 250,000 shoes every day." "These are the LhIee boys." "And Ulja, I foIgot to tell you one important detail." "All LhIee boys are orphans." "No, Patel, they are not orphans." "They are like KohiuooI diamonds." "What diamonds?" "Human beings should he like human beings." "Even a rice hnmd is called KohiuooI." "Patel, my daughteIs will marry these LhIee boys only." "When are those LhIee boys getting married?" "Saturday." "You meaumWTF." "What the..." "Wednesday..." "Thu1sday.." "Friday!" "We have LhIee days to stop their marriage." "This looks stunning." " Look at it, GIacy." "It's Ieally beautiful." "Isn't it?" "Oh, look at that, that's Ieally pIetty." ""You'Ie the richest of all sweetheart."" ""You'Ie the richest of all sweetheart."" ""You'Ie the richest of all sweetheart."" ""You'Ie the richest of all sweetheart."" "Gills, Why do We love these loseIs?" ""You'Ie the richest of all sweetheart."" "Because..." " We'Ie so cIazy about them." " Yeah." ""And I found lovemwhen I found you."" ""Because I need you..." "when I say I love you."" ""And I found love..."" ""Oh baby, please stay."" ""I need youmwhen I say I love you."" "Hello." "Enough decoration fol the day." "It all looks beautiful." "Batook sit, y0u'Ie going to Wear this fol the Wedding." "Yes, Maria, it's ﬂue." "I Won't let this Wedding happen!" "Who is he?" "Ulja!" "The don has come." "Don!" "Don!" "Don!" "Hide." "Dead fol 5111c." " Who?" "Papa?" "No, us." " Why?" "I am mute fol your papa, but fol Ulja NagIe I am crippled!" "I am crippled fol your papa, but fol Ulja NagIe I am blind." "I am blind fol your papa, but fol Ulja NagIe I am nude." "Y0u'Ie mute, how can you he nude?" "Then you LhIee should stay away fiom the lemolfs light. - yeah" "Lemon's light?" "What does your gill keep saying?" "She's saying limelight." "Nimhu means ].ime, Roslmi means light." "What else?" "But how?" "Idea." "CoveI your faces the head strings." "Ulja, Uljamwhat are you doing heIe?" "BefoIe I Went to jail, I had loaned you some money." "You thought I'll neveI get out ofjail?" "HeIe y0u'Ie busy pIeparing fol your daughteIs Weddings." "FoI the WoIld you are good but fol me y0u'Ie a tmitoI." "Pay up...0I I Won't let this Wedding happen." "MisteI." " What?" "How much does he owe?" "One million, ﬁve million... l0 miJJionmSO million?" "Papa will pay it hack." "With inteIest, he owes me S0 billion." "Oh my, God!" "Papa, that kind of money one hormws fol the entile country... wand not fol youlself." "Quiet!" "Ulja I'll he out on the streets." "And We'll he ﬂat-hIoke." "I'm begging you, don't tarnish my honoI." "Forgive me." "You guys beg him too." " Yes..." "Come quickly." "Help me." "Come on, quickly." "Yes." "Everyone take their tulhan off." "Ulja ." " Say sorry." "Sorry..." "Sorry..." "Ulja, take pity on these mute, crippled and blind guys." "He'll see 0111 faces." " Hide your faces." "Look at their innocent faces." "Show him your faces." "Show it!" "Show it!" "It's hard to make out Who's blind, mute oI crippled." "AIelft you the same guys I gave money to?" "I'll foIgive you on one condition." "What condition?" "Marriage." "You Want to marry Batook?" "Not me...1:uy LhIee sons have been Waiting to get married to Batook's daughteIs." "Let me call my sons." "My LhIee tigeIs." "Rohau." "Rishi." "Rajeev." "Look straight blind one." "Papa..." " Yes." " Yes." "I was talking to Batook." "Say yes." "Say yes." "If We get married, What about your heart attack?" "What about your pIedictions?" "I owe him S0 billion." "I'll have no futule if I don't pay up, so What will I do with the pIedictions?" "Dad..." " Yes..." " Yes." "I was talking to Ulja sit." "Say yes." " Yes." "Can We adorn the lings right heIe?" "Yes, with your blessings, We can do it now?" "Mistenncau We get some time to Iepay the loan?" "Fine." "l0..." " Months." "That's a lot oftime." "9...8...7...6..." " Cheating." "S..." "Sit..." "Si1...at least give them l0 days to Iepay the loan." "Please say yes, sit." "Please say yes, sit!" " Fine." "I'll give them a chance to Iepay the loan." "But now..." "We'll stay with them." "PatelmfoI the next ten days, your house is full." "Bloody dog." "Watch WheIe you fall." "hello Ulja ." "Patel, I've been Washed out hefoIe in life." "Betrayed?" "' 1mm" "1111165. gIapes..." "I've Washed them hefoIe I ate them." "They'Ie all clean, right?" " Yes, of course." "A person should always he clean... maven the movie is named Dirty Pictule." "Vidya Balau's...you didn't see iL?" "Patel, I was" "This '50 billion plan' beneﬁted you the most." "Right?" "Yeats lateI you ﬁnally got your chance." "Patel, a dlop can't quench the thirst ofthe ocean." "How can I quench this l8 year old thirst in l0 days?" "Batook, I hope these days go ASAP." " As soon as possible?" "As slow as possible." "Slowly." "But Patel, WhateveI I Went Lhlough is because ofthat one man." "The one who got me arlested." "The day I ﬁnd out who that tmitoI is I\e will D I E by my hands." "Full form?" " N0 full form." "He will die!" "Come Ulja." "You said you Want to keep an eye on them Z4/7." "So I called everyone." "We'll have diuneI togeLheI." "Start." "Thanks." "MaIgIet, get the rice." "Let me get that fol you." " Y0u'Ie blind too, IememheI." "What happened?" "Nothing, it was huIting." "Teddy." "If you don't mind me asking..." "N0 offence, hutmhow did this incident happen to you?" "' I'm blind and mute." "What do I say now?" "'" "Once on the clock..." "No!" "Guys, guys"" "I mean once upon a time." "Teddy was giving his pIactical exams at the chemistry lab." "And by mistake..." "some acid fell in his eyes." "It pained so much... mthat he cried Ieally loud all day." "'I see...acid in his eyes..." "that's Why he Went blind.'" "'I see...]1e lost his voice because he cried out loud so much.'" "And What happened with you, Sandy?" "Behind the long clock..." "Guysmlong time hack." "He met with an accident... mwhile clicking a photo on a terlace." "'Went blind taking pictules?"" "Became crippled taking pictules?"" "Because... the p001 guy was holding the cameIa backwards." "The cameIa ﬂashed in his eyes... wand he fell down fIom the terlace." "'I see...'" "'He Went blind because ofthe ﬂash.'" "'He became crippled due to ﬁlling fIom the terlace.'" "You guys told us about these two." "But What is Blmty's story?" "Why don't you tell us, misteI?" "OI will someone else tell us?" "'S]1e will save me.'" "The clock stopped." "Hey guysmtime stopped." "When I got the news that some goon..." "Some goon shot him with a knife." "I picked him up in a hospital..." "and took him to the ambulance." "This cIazy gill is going to get me killed.'" "But there... his ﬁaLheI got his moLheI." "But his moLheI didn't get his ﬁaLheI." "What nonsense are you saying?" "Don't hide it." "Don't hide anything fIom them." "If you can't say it, then let me." "I'll tell them." "This happened when he was still..." "in his mothefs Womb." "Like a cowboys lasso, the umbilical choId... mwmpped around his neck ﬁlst, and then his legs." "And you all know What happened with him next?" "What makes me sad is that y0u called us handicapped guys at the dining table aud Want to heat stories about how We became handicapped!" "If you Want to heat stories, then I'll tell you one." "I had a ﬁiend, Ashok Fitnis." "P001 guy didn't have both arms, both legs, one eye... wand he had just one hobby." "To travel." "His family once took him to Mahahaleshwat i.u a plastic hag." "While showing him the valleys, the hag toIe... wand he fell in the valley." "And he was no mole." "I'll tell you all mole stories." " Enough!" "Enough!" "What kind of stories is he telling?" " Enough." "They are getting very emotional." "How much salt are you going to Lhlow on 0111 Wounds;" " Please." "you've emptied the entile shakeI aheady?" " Come" Let's go gills" "Pleasemlefs give them some space." " Listenmlisten to my story." "Listen!" "We'Ie in deep trouble." "We've only l0 days..." " 9!" "Now We must pay S0 billion in 9 days." "And on top ofthis, that Rohau..." "He was touching my sisteI-in-law in all the wIong places." "I am very pauty about hel." " What?" "I mean senti about hel." "Shut up you two." "What can two cripples, two blind and two mute guys do in this house?" "S*e§" "Then-is a lot We can do." "I have a plan." "Who's out LheIe?" "Ulja, you're still awake." "Both ofthem are coming." "Who's blind, Who's muIeiT..." "I..." "Give me the cane." "He's crippled not me." "What's up?" "What are you guys doing?" "It's Uanrnastalni' (Indian Festival) i.n India." "And this is the only Way We can celehIate it." ""Gopala below."" ""Gopala in the middle."" ""And Gopala on the top."" "'TheIe's a commotion all oveI town."" ""HeIe comes Krishna ofBrij..."" ""minke care ofyoul pots."" "" Goviuda! "" "Guys- - -g'1Y5- -'" "Guys..." "Guys, please." "Please... guys." "Listen..." "What's the plan?" "Guys." "Guys." "Guys, listen to me!" "We've come up with a plan." "It will clear the debt... wand get those LhIee villain out of 0111 lives." "Jenny, tomormw is the St. Patrick's BeeI Festival at Wemhley." "We'll call U1ja's boys LheIe and get them dnmk." "And as soon as We get 0111 chance, We'll reward them." "Meaning?" "Meaning Rajeev, Rohau and Rishi..." "You all have got to sleep with them." "What?" "I mean seduce them." "Listen to me." " N0 Way." "It's Ieally simple..." "Why did you slap me?" "Y0u'Ie always hitting me." "Listen to me!" ""We'Ie going to dance all night..."" ""We'Ie going to dance all night..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""We'Ie going to dance all night..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""Everyone dnmk today..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""Switch off the lights... tom, dick and harry."" ""Steal this moment, don't think you silly."" ""Every part ofyoul body's going to lock..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""We'Ie going to dance all night..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""I am a bottle ofwine..."" "" ..." "Lhat'scompletelyintoxicating."" ""All the guys Want a piece ofme."" ""I am cutie-cutie..."" ""And a little naughty."" ""You and me have a gIeat chemistry."" ""You'Ie divine baby."" ""Always hitting on me, baby."" ""I feel so ﬂue, ﬂue, ﬂue."" ""Let's dance like Govinda..."" ""Let's dance like Govinda..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""Let's dance like Govinda..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""Everyone dnmk today..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""Don't stop me."" ""I Want to dance."" ""Put up your hand, the music's playing loud."" ""I am going to dance all night."" ""Don't stop me."" ""I Want to dance."" ""Put up your hand, the music's playing loud."" ""I am going to dance all night."" ""The place is houseful..."" ""..." "DJ Iaise the sound."" ""Sway that Waist all you like."" ""Let's shake that Waist..."" ""Let's shake that Waist..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""Let's shake that Waist..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""Switch off the lights... tom, dick and harry."" ""Steal this moment, don't think you silly."" ""Every part ofyoul body's going to lock..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""We'Ie going to dance all night..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""We'Ie going to dance all night..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" ""We'Ie going to dance all night..."" ""mwith 0111 feet in the all."" "Would you guys like something to drink?" "No?" "MaIgIet, get me some kokum juice." "We found some good boys." " Didn't I tell you so?" "Guys, next monsoon you1 sisteI-in-law will he mom soon." "What?" "You too?" "You mean, last night..." " With GIacy." "Even I do the right things in the dark." "CheeIs." "Do you know how?" " How?" "Like this!" "Blindfold?" "Handcuff?" "Whip?" "But how do you know?" "Because last night you LhIee... mslept with these LhIee." "AﬂeI you got dnmk." "And this calls formPapa!" "Ulja!" "Ganga!" "Jamuua!" "Sataswati!" "Papa... si.I..." "Last night your LhIee sons slept with the housemaids." "No, no, we...we...didn't Want to sleep with them." "Rigln!" "They Wanted to sleep with us." "And that too hefoIe the Wedding papa!" "So these are the guys you WeIe advocating fol." "Batook sit, now We Want justice!" "Compensation oI Iape charges!" "YES!" "My advice is that you su-su on them." "I meaumsue them twice." "Once fol rape, and once fol compensation." "Sue-sue!" "U1ja...ta.ke my advice..." "and give them S000..." " Billion." "so billion!" "Have you lost it?" "First ask fol your S0 billion." " Oh yes." "First give me my S0 billion." "Let's sit down and make a deal." "N0 need to point..." "'He's mute, how can he...'" "I did." "Should I say it again?" "Let's sit down and make a deal;" "no need to point." "Mimicry artist." "'Ol\, Sandy said it.'" "'H0ld 0n..." "Saudy's blind.'" "'HOW did he see his ﬁngeIT" "TheIe WeIe two of them." "One spoke and the oLheI saw." "Come hack to the S0 billion." "How did the mute guy speak?" "I did." "I did." "I said come hack to the topic ofSO billion." "It's Ieally simple, Ulja." " Did you see?" "I am blind." "Do I have to explain?" "Now listen carefully, Ulja." "You have to take S0 billion fIom him." "Riglu?" "And you've to compensate S0 billion to the gills... mhecause ofyoul sons misadventules last night." "So papa will tnmsfeI it in the maids' accounts." "So consideIed that settled." "He'll pay them." "End of the matleI, right?" "Papamsil..." " Who said that?" "All We know is We don't love your sons, We love them." "Enough!" "Now then-is going to he two Weddings." "Filst, my sons will marry the maids." "YES!" "And Batook's daughteIs will marry these p001 chaps." "Yes!" " Put me down, put me down!" "Sarah, now tell us Why you hIought us heIe?" "Iknow, the gills are getting despeIate." "Even two days are too much fol them." "They Want to get married today, right?" "Guys..." "We'Ie not getting married." "Today We Want to confess something in 011111011." "I think you should come with us." "What confession?" "I think it's an old affail." "What are you saying?" " 100 peIcent, come on." " Come." "G0d..." "We'Ie going to he starting a new life fIom tomormw." "We'Ie going to he getting married." "But this morning...something happened... mwith Sarah's special kids, heI, Jenny, me." "All 3 ofus Ieally got disturbed." "Then-is one boy, Simon." "He has a problem with his leg." "Some boys teased him." "They made fun of him because of his leg." "Made fun ofhim." "The moment I asked them, those boys started lying." "That We didn't imitate him." "I made them Iealize that they WeIe completely WIong." "They WeIe not only mocking Simon fol being handicapped hut also lying." "And Lhenmwhen Sarah told us, What happened with hel We LhIee Iealized that We've been doing the same thing with papa." "We've been pretending too." "We've been lying to papa as Well." "And that is Why We'Ie all heIe to confess." "God, We Ieally love each otheI hut We've committed a very big sin." "I don't know WheLheI You'll foIgive us oI not." "He will foIgive you my childlen." "Because WhateveI you have done, you've done it fol one reason." "And that is love." "Real love." "So He will foIgive you." "It Would've been wIong ifyou had done these things f0I gIeed." "F01 money." "OI fol oLheI woIldly desires." "But you did it fol true love." "God will bless you my childlen." ""My mind's heIe, but my heart's somewheIe else."" ""Everything is fail, in love and Wat."" ""Papa:" ""Papa:" ""My emotions are shaken up."" ""Like a hauamfs been peeled."" ""My emotions are shaken up."" ""Like a hauamfs been peeled."" ""Love has shaken up up."" ""Papa:" ""It was so ﬁke..."" ""My love... 1:uylove."" ""Now it seems divine."" ""My love... 1:uylove."" ""It was so ﬁke..."" ""My love... 1:uylove."" ""Now it seems divine."" ""My love... 1:uylove."" "Hey, pass the hall." "What's wIong with you?" " Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" ""Love is such a scoundlel."" ""Makes you sweat."" ""Makes your life difﬁcult."" ""Makes your life difﬁcult."" ""From heaven I've been pushed to hell."" " Open." "Open." ""From heaven I've been pushed to hell."" ""We played the game oflove."" "OP" "P. lmrry 11p in LheIe." "I can't control it." ""Papa:" ""It was so ﬁke..."" ""My love... 1:uylove."" ""Now it seems divine."" ""My love... 1:uylove."" ""Papa:" ""It was so ﬁke..."" ""My love... 1:uylove."" ""Now it seems divine."" ""My love... 1:uylove."" ""Papa:" "Let's go and tell the gills the truth." "That till date We did everything fol money." "And that We actually love them." "Come on." "Jenny just messaged me." "She called us at the Wax factory." "Jenny lovingly made some Wax statue fol me." "And the LhIee gills are coming LheIe." "So let's go LheIe." "We'll tell them everything clearly." "Come on." "Oh God, What a place." "Rock!" "Jackie Chan." "Your Renaldo." "Yea.h." "Teddy." "Your statue looks so Ieal." "Who's that with his legs in the all?" "That's TigeI ShIoff." "What nonsense do you keep saying?" "Must admit you LhIee played Ieally Well..." "By pretending to he blind, mute and crippled." "Rajeev, the Ieal fun begins now W]1en We heat these normal guys to death." "Hey..." "He can single-haudedly deal with all ofyou." "Ladies and Gentlemen, to my right..." ""Alveighing 188 pounds." "And to my leﬂ, standing 6 feet tall." "The hIaWleI, the kickeImLhe foothalleI..." "The junkyatrfs junk." "I mean the playeI of all playeIs." "Sorry..." "And he's going to..." "Onemtwo..." ""Your moLheI-sisteI..." "MotheI-sisteI. .." "MotheI-sisteI... "" "All you guys will get heat up." "Sandy will slap you all so hard." "With backward legs, you all will leach Khaudalsfs hills." ""Your moLheI-sisteI..." "MotheI-sisteI. .." "MotheI-sisteI... "" "Let's sit." "Do you have some snacks?" "Popcorn." "What's wIong with this Indian?" ""Indian!"" "No!" "No, no, no, he said Iudica." " He said Indiana Jones." "He said Indonesia." " He said Indigo." "G11y5___guys..." "I am okay." "Thank God, but he didn't say Indian." "You dog!" "Now you two will get beaten up." "No, I Won't let my ﬁiends die." "Sand?"" "I am gonna let you two die." "Save us." "Save us." "He's huIting himself." "Keep saying Indian"" "Save me." "Slmdi, stop." "Slmdi is going to knock you out." "Slmdi will ling your hell." "Save me." "N0 Slmdi, fol my sake." "You dog." ""Let me go home..." ""Let me go home..." "One minute." ""Let me go home..." ""Let me go home..." " What are you doing?" ""Let me go home..." ""Let me go home..." "Now y0u'Ie dead, Sandy." "Michael." "I am saved." "I am saved." "I saved." "No!" " "I beloved, can't live without you."" "ale you okay?" "Come. - "I beloved, can't live without you."" "Now this has become personal." "What's this message?" "Those LhIee are normal?" "ale you mad?" "Who is it?" "Boys...h0ys...it's me, your daddy." "Let's get out ofheIe... wand go tell Ulja NagIe that these LhIee are not handicapped." "WOW..." "Wax statues of you LhIee as Well." "SupeIh." "You made Ulja NagIe your sons' dad only fol Wealth." "Now We'll go tell Ulja." "And Ulja NagIe will come heIe and take your pee!" "Imeaumhe will settle his scoIe." "Hold onmifyou squeal on us, We'Ie dead." "But ifwe expose you, you LhIee are dead too." "So the deal is...you guys can marry Ulja Nagn-fs daughteIs hut We Want equal shares in his Wealth." "Batook Patel, I Want every penny accounted fol." "Ham's the calculatoI." "S0..." "Lhe Wealﬂfs Worth S0 billion." "Divided into 7 shares." "That comes to..." "Around 7 billion each." "Divide by s." " Why s?" "Then-is two ofme." " Huh!" "Slmdi and Sandy." "What nonsense..." " Should I call Ulja?" "Divide by s." "So that's..." "S0 divide by 8... 6 billion pei head." "One minute." "I'm a chef fol the WoIld, but actually I am an undeIcoveI FBI agent." "I'm joking!" ""Pasta."" "I Ieceived a message that y0u'Ie all heIe." "Now I Want equal share in the money." "S0 billion divide by 9." "That means..." "S billion each." "Hey, one minute." "l0, ll, l2..." "Divide by 12." "4 billion each." "Hey...d0n't divide by l2, divide by 15." "Why?" "We have your sons' babies in 0111 Womb." "Yeah." "Womb?" "Idiot." " Rascals, you learned to ride a hike, but not to Wear a helmet." "Batook, congmtulations." "You've become a gIaudfkLheI." "WhateveI!" "l3, 14, 1S." "3 billion each!" "GIeat." "I Worked so hard fol 1S years, only to get 3 billion..." "Sorry, MI." "Rajnikant." "Did you heat?" "Do you Want a share too?" "Slyeak 11P" "Oh..." "MI." "Ohama." "You heard it too." "Do you Want a share as Well?" "And What are you looking at?" "You got your share!" "Ulja." "Your statue." "What are you looking at?" "We'Ie splitting your money only." "You always keep saying BJK..." "ATM...etc..." "I saw Sataswatfs picture on Blmty's laptop." "And While Watching it..." ""Listen What say MI." "Bachchan."" ""speak. . speak. . speak."" "I called Batook to tell the truth about you LhIee." "It was out of Ieach, so I called on the oﬁice landliue." "'But your orphan plan was a ﬂop.'" "'I am your ﬁaLheI, get it.'" "'I got Ulja NagIe arlested." "You guys have no idea What all I have done.'" "Every dog is loyal." "But my own trustworthy chap turned out to he a dog." "I messaged all of you using a soﬂwate." "Because I Want to give." "SMS." "Death Sentence to everyone." "Mamma-mia." "Who Wants to die ﬁlst?" " Me!" "I Want to die ﬁISL" "I am leaving." "Ulja, don't shoot me to pieces." "Kill them." "No, n0...]1i1u." " Beat them." "No!" "Shoot them!" " Shoot these huggeIs." "No!" "Ulja..." "My ﬁlst name means last so, I'll he at the end ofthe ].ine." "It was the question of 0111 babies, foIgive us." "Ulja NagIe, ifyou kill us..." "Then 0111 ﬁaLheI will he an orphan!" "Kill 0111 dad." "Ulja NagIe..." "Lhe dooI of your heart should always he big... mhecause even computeIs have Windows." "Delhi Agni" "Skirt blouse..." "Dhokla Khakm ." "Hunku Pakhle" "IVS Ulja NagIe!" "Then you only talk." "You see, sit W]1eIeveI I stand, the line ends LheIe only." "Hey!" "Okay bye!" "NagIe sit, don't shoot me." "If you shoot me, you'll he sentenced to life." "And you'll also he hanged." "Because then-is two ofme." "Two." "Sandy, Sundimtwo." " Shut up!" "NowallofyouwillDlE." "Full form." "N0 full form." "All will die." ""Pasta."" "WheIe is everyone hiding?" "This Waymthis Way." "Lookalike!" "Lookalike!" "Lookalike!" "No!" "When-is Ulj a?" "Ulja!" " Why you!" "Ronaldds clothes?" "Mummy!" "What are you doing?" "It's me; your hIotheI." "Look, look, look." "Look, lookmwile, wile." "Ulja." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Sandy!" "Slow. .slow." "What happened?" "We didn't get the Wealth because of you." "And... now you Won't get the gills love because ofus." "Got it." "You dog!" "Shaved it in, but don't twist it." "Don't twist it!" " Sandy." "What did you guys do?" " Why did you guys do this fol us?" "Sand)'" "That day in the chulch..." "you LhIee confessed in flout of God ." "Today We Want to confess too." " What?" "Actually, all LhIee of us suffeI fIom split personalities." "First it was fol money, but now it's fol love." "Corlect." "Teddy." " Yes." "011, Bunty." "I love you." " What?" "I mean sisteI-in-law... sisteI-in-law..." "Slow..." "SisteI-in-law." "Everyone go to their gill." "Sataswati." "Sataswati." "Sataswati." "Sataswati." "I love you, my darling." "I love you." "I love you." " I love you." "And listen, foIgive this man too." "Because Batook isn't your ﬁaLheI, Ulja NagIe is." "Yes." "What?" " Yes." "He's your ﬁaLheI." "Go." "Papa." " Papa." "Don't Worry, daddy." "You served time fol your climes right?" "Yes." "Papa..." "W]1ateveI you WeIe fol the World hut fol us, you will always he 0111 ﬁaLheI." "Yes." "And We'Ie all proud of you." "We'Ie so proud of you, daddy." "Me too." "Love you my babies." " We'Ie ﬁnally togeLheI." "HEY" _ S0rIY--'" "Don't do it." "Sand)'" "Buuty." " Give me the gun." "All done. . ﬁnally done." "A]I's Well that ends Well." " Yes." "And papa, We Want to have an Indian Wedding." ""Iudiam"" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""Bloody love..."" "That's enough." ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" "Buuty, stop leaning on me." "Wowmshoot, muJdeI..." "I foIgot." "WheIe are you going?" " Help me, help me." " Wait ,wait." "A goon came with a knife...s]1h...s]1h..." "Idid..." ""You look so sexy."" ""Your goIgeous body..."" ""Your goIgeous body, blows my mind."" ""Your hot ﬁgule, blows my mind."" ""Anyone you trap, only God can save him."" ""I've neveI seen anyone like you."" " Let go ofthe button." ""Expensive liueIs, and those daugly earrings."" ""The glittering skin..."" ""wand the Way you sway that Waist is priceless."" "Hey!" "I'm dead. - "Expensive liueIs, and those daugly earrings."" ""The glittering skin..."" ""wand the Way you sway that Waist is priceless."" "That day I..." "Si1...si1..." " What?" "Waitmifs my dialogue." "Sit, the cameIa isn't Iolliug." "And yes..." "The camemmau Went on a lunch-hank." ""You'Ie the richest gill in the WoIld, sweetheart."" "Come on, son." "This looks had at this age." "You Want to marry Batook?" "clap!" "WheIe did you g0?" "Slap me again quickly" "You..." "You always leave hefoIe." "Okay, sorry it's my mistake." "Why you... perfect." "My panes are very tighl." "Akshay, get out soon..." "oI I Won't give you your cheque." "'R0ck-a-hy baby...'" "Milk..." "'R0ck-a-hy baby...'" "Milk howls." "Who am I now?" "Sand)'" "I foIgot." "Who am I now?" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""You'Ie the richest, darling."" ""Housefull LhIee."" ""Ifyou become my dear, like a small baby I'll take care ofyou."" ""When We'Ie in love, then Why did your ﬁaLheI call the priest?"" ""I've just one thing to say to you, I sweat..."" ""...y0u'Ie stuck to me like chewing gum."" ""Oh baby, have meIcy on 0111 love."" ""You'Ie my hIead, and I am your jam."" ""Life is short, let's say those sweet-nothings."" ""Ifyou say it once, I'll do anything fol you."" ""This is your chance, and also the ritual..."" ""mhut Why you standing fat."" ""Take me in your arms, like a true prince."" ""The moons showing attitude."" ""Even the sun's ta king gibberish."" ""In this awesome WeaLheI give me a English kiss."" ""You'Ie the richest gill in the WoIld, sweetheart."" ""You'Ie the richest gill in the WoIld, sweetheart."" ""Bloody love..."" ""Bloody love..." "FIom today love will he like a pIayeI."" ""You'Ie the richest, darling."" ""Housefull LhIee."" ""Bloody love..."" ""You'Ie the richest gill in the WoIld, sweetheart."" ""Bloody love..."" ""You'Ie the richest, darling."" ""Bloody love..."" ""You'Ie the richest gill in the WoIld, sweetheart."" ""Bloody love..."" ""You'Ie the richest, darling.""