"461)}One of Our Human Emotions is" "{\cH0000FF\b1}to Laugh" "461)}What If That Was Taken Away From You?" "Gaki No Tsukai:" "Dynamite Series!" "{\cH1818F8}DO NOT LAUGH IN THIS HOSPITAL" "Top Celebrities Making Their Cameos to Support the Cause!" "Storm {\cHFFFFFF}of Agonizing Screams" "Outbursts {\cHFFFFFF}of Suppressed Laughter" "Collapse {\cHFFFFFF}of Friendships" "Can't you be more civil?" "Shivering in Terror!" "{\cHD8168B}What Happens Inside the Hospital at Night?" "What a wuss!" "Unpredictable Traps {\cH2391BA}Straight into the Hell of Laughter!" "First Time Ever in This Series!" "{\cH2391BA}All Your Favorite Cast Members Participate!" "Sure to Become an Instant Classic!" "DOWNTOWN PRESENTS Gaki No Tsukai Ya Arahende!" "New Year's Eve Special!" "DO NOT LAUGH IN THIS HOSPITAL FOR 24 HOURS!" "401)}DOWNTOWN Hitoshi Matsumoto and Masatoshi Hamada 409)}COCORICO Shozo Engo and Naoki Tanaka" "I can't blame the audience to be this excited to see us FOUR Celebrities at once" "399)}Housei Yamasaki but next time !" "you too !" "This event takes place in a hospital this year" "What's ironic is that one of us was actually hospitalized before we filmed 363)}*Yamasaki had been hospitalized for gastroenteritis" "I had to head right back to the hospital" "Do you realize how serious it is to have a hole in your intestine ?" "For real what ?" "!" "Is that it?" "Thank you very much" "I'm all better now" "How boring!" "Scheduled Day 9:00am" "A Bus Arrives at "Do Not Laugh" Hospital" "it's cold" "It's always this freakin' cold" " Freezing !" "That sign says to wait here" "WAIT HERE !" "Why do we gotta wait here?" " We're at the hospital" "Hey Hey !" "{\cH0000FF\b1}DOWNTOWN FORMER MANAGER Hiroshi Fujiwara" "I can't stop Help me !" "Close call I could have been HOSPITALIZED" "Not funny" "You ready ?" "I'll be your advisor My name is Fujiwara" "Shouldn't you be speaking more feminine ?" "Don't you think you should act more feminine?" "Matsumoto" "What do you think of Florence Nightingale ?" "No doubt she was a great person as many of us have learned" "Why are you so serious ?" "Aren't you supposed to be funny ?" "He says that every time" "You know they can help you at this hospital the doctor can cure me ?" "Exactly" "Here's where you will be working" "Gah-Soo Black Luster Memorial Hospital 369)}*Gah-Soo is the nickname for one of the producers isn't it ?" "Hamada?" "I guess" "Why aren't you laughing ?" "it's kinda funny" "I laughed a bit" "They can help you with that here at this HOSPITAL" "I couldn't help but notice you've been trying to make puns with the word "hospital" "But it's not working" "Hey !" "Guys listen !" "How UNcoordinated is this guy ?" ""Do Not Laugh Here" at the Gah-Soo Black Luster Memorial Hospital" "Can They Fend off the Attackers for 24 Hours ?" "!" "You guys need to change" "Go over to the fitting room and put on the uniform" "{\b1\cH00FCFF}Change into Appropriate Attire !" "Let me know when you're ready" "You all ready ?" "Ready" "I'm calling you out one by one" "Yamasaki" "{\b1\cH00FCFF}Yamasaki" " A Cute Nurse" "Next is Endo" "Fits the character well" "{\b1\cH00FCFF}Endo" " Handsome Nurse" "You'll make a good nurse for sure" "{\b1\cH00FCFF}Tanaka" " An Average Nurse" "{\b1\cH00FCFF}Matsumoto" " Nice Legs" "{\b1\cH00FCFF}Hamada Gets the Short Skirt" "Too sexy for work" "It's freakin' cold" "Where are your socks ?" "What the hell...?" "Sort of perverted..." "Let's get going" "I want my socks !" "This way Watch out for the cars" "Let me explain the rules" "1st Rule Work as Nurses for 24 hours 2nd Rule Do Not Laugh While at the Hospital" "3rd Rule Severe Punishment upon breaking the 2nd Rule" "Your work begins as you cross the gate" "Damn.." "It's gonna be a LONG day..." "Longest day ever" "I'm cold" "Let's go then don't be saying you're cold and stuff once we're inside" "And stop crossing your legs like a girl !" "Don't try to make us laugh" "At least you guys have socks on I got nothing to keep me warm" "{\b1\cH00FCFF}Hamada Gets the Garter Belt" "Why are you wearing that ?" "Why are you...?" "wouldn't you ?" "the game begins" "On the count of three three !" ""DO NOT LAUGH AT THE HOSPITAL isn't it ?" "I'd say" "Wait" "Here comes an ambulance Let's move over" "{\b1\cH00FCFF}Patient in Need of Immediate Attention !" "{\cH0000FF\b1}Patient's Husband Tatsuo Umemiya 461)}Patient Claudia" "What's her status ?" "sir" "Claudia !" "Claudia !" "Claudia !" "Everyone is OUT that was his real wife" "4th Rule:" "Swift Butt Slap from the Nurses in Black" "That was really unfair" "Seriously" "Not cool at all" "That was some scream though" "Claudia !" "Sounded like "Gaudia !" "It's already not fair" "Here's a bronze statue of our first hospital trustee 381)}Suga-Chin-gale" "I see" "Oh" "That sign over there needs to be turned around why don't you go fix that quick you" "Hurry up" "Run for it" "How do you NOT laugh at that ?" "{\b1\cH00FCFF}Boobie Trap" "and Tanaka are OUT" "This isn't right !" "This is not what I was expecting This is the wrong way to get a laugh" "I still say this is the wrong approach" "Endo is Endo is..." "I sure didn't see that coming" "I was trying not to look at the sign because I thought something on it would make me laugh" "Endo had vanished !" "You completely disappeared" "Can you get out ?" "Got it" "the sign says to watch out for the pit" "This isn't funny isn't it?" "Total criminal" "They hid the hole with leaves and everything didn't you ?" "Zero idea" "The way you fell was not normal" "You just disappeared Poof !" "Pretty crazy" "and Yamasaki are OUT" "Wait a minute !" "What the hell are we hanging around here for?" "What is this awkward pause?" "Why the awkward pause ?" "What's this awkwardness of us standing around the pit ?" "Let's get going" "That was something else" "Look at this production" "They're spending big bucks for this" "Come this way" "Over here" "Let me introduce to you our receptionist" "Receptionist Ms. Reiko" "I'll give you a little tidbits about this hospital" "So this hospital is called the Black Luster Hospital" "Peanuts" "You know why it's called the "Black Luster?" "Kenji Suga ?" "I heard he had rather dark skin" "I guess that's how we got the name "Black Luster" "Hamada is OUT" "Fujiwara!" "Yeah!" "he shouldn't be laughing!" "Advidor Fujiwara can't help the Laughter" "Listen up too" "And as this hospital became......." "Yamasaki is OUT" "Gonna be a long day!" "Did you guys get all that?" "Yes" "I didn't get a word she said" "No idea too" "Are they open ?" "it's open" "Where are the patients ?" "413)}Announcement:" "Please stand as the doctor of internal medicine makes his rounds" "Doctor Making His Rounds" "Doctor of Internal Medicine:" "Touru Emori" "And the status of the patient in room 205 ?" "sir" "His numbers are showing progress 106)}Matsumoto's older brother" "I had no idea my brother was here ....and this was proven at a medical conference in the States" "The rest is up to the patient's will to recover" "Your brother has nothing to do with this" "Everyone is OUT" "He had cool cap on" "I almost lost it when I saw Mr. Emori" "And who's behind him ?" "Dr. Emori sure is charismatic" "Let's move on" "I wish he'd said something" "This way to the Hospital Director's office" "Don't forget to introduce yourselves" "The Director's not even here keep going" "Tanning Bed" "Where's the director at ?" "Tanning bed opens" "Director Sonny Chiba" "Everyone is OUT" "Why did he agreed to do this gig ?" "Thank you for coming" "Chiba" "Matsumoto is OUT" "This guy hits hard" "please spare me from your awkward pauses" "Thank you for coming" "Welcomes Them as Westerners Would" "I'm Yamasaki" "I'm Endo" "Thank you so much for coming" "Anyhow" "Tanaka Gets Ignored" "We all know that our health and safety is the number one priority" "I'm giving each one of you a physical" "Spread your feet to about shoulder length" "Stand up straight" "Excuse me" "Hamada and Matsumoto are OUT" "What the hell just happened ?" "That wasn't right" "This is ridiculous" "Part your legs" "Hamada and Matsumoto are OUT" "I guess you guys are in good health" "Yamasaki and Tanaka are OUT" "As you start your new career here" "There will be some questions and issues" "Don't hesitate to shoot me an email" "Here's my email address Very easy to remember" "That is all" "Matsumoto is OUT" "Good job You're dismissed sir" "Are we good to go ?" "Thanks again" "Tanaka" "You got no hug" "You two laugh too much" "Did you just laugh ?" "Hell no Don't be starting that" "Hamada Shows Off His Garter Belt" "Matsumoto and Tanaka are OUT" "ok ?" "please ?" "Did you always have such nice legs ?" "too" "Over here will be your assigned station" "You will all be working together in there" "I can't get warm around here they're here" "Come this way" "Look at the setup in here" "Are we gonna be ok here ?" "Find your name and sit down" "Nice and warm in here" "Have a seat" "Look for your names" "I found mine" "Let's go Have a seat" "Hamada is Reluctant to Sit" "I see lots of cameras around" "Hamada Sits on the Rocking horse" "Everyone's in their seats ?" "Hey Hamada" "That looks like fun" "Not really looks like fun" "You may be having a bit too much fun" "I'm gonna have each of you spit out some rules of this hospital to the beat of some music" "What?" "You're gonna rap to lighten things up a little" "Here are some lyrics rap" "Are we ready ?" "start the music" "Fujiwara" "I'm the happiest rapper in the hospital" "Why don't all you nurses let me hear you rap ?" "MC Shozo Tell us all about the hours of operation a perverted rapper Hours of operation are 8 to 5 you have an emergency then we be making lots of dough" "how about MC Hosei ?" "Let's hear about our insurance policy yo!" "I'm MC Hosei Call me a feeble and ignorant rapper" "First time here?" "Or back again ?" "Know who's into fishing ?" "Hiroki Matsukata you're going to hell you gotta do it over Stand up this time" "yo !" "I'm MC Hosei Call me a feeble and ignorant rapper" "First time here?" "Or back again ?" "Know who's into fishing ?" "Hiroki Matsukata you're going to hell" "Hamada is OUT" "What does all this mean ?" "What's it mean ?" "Hamada Shows Off His Garter-Belt" "Let's move on" "Start the music how about MC Tanaka ?" "Tell us about the Visiting Hours yo !" "I'm MC Naoki" "I am a hairy and filthy rapper like it's party time" "We welcome all your family and friends especially those from Shibuya" "Let's move on to MC Hitoshi" "Tell us about our smoking policy yo !" "I'm MC Hitoshi a lonely rapper you'll look cool bad boy" "you ready ?" "Um...." "Let's see...." "Well...." "Um..... ok" "Yamasaki is OUT do you ?" "How do you guys not laugh at that ?" "Start the music !" "Tell us about our cell phone policy yo !" "I'm MC Masatoshi" "I got fat lips and I'm a greedy rapper" "Don't use a cell phone in the hospital Sensitive machines are everywhere" "Radio waves can mess up the machines So show my lips some respect" "That definitely lifted our spirits" "Let's keep this up" "We'll take a little break" "Good job" "It's gonna be another long day" "What time is it ?" "I don't think you should be asking that" "There's No Clock in the Room" "I got a lot of dirt in my head" "too" "Endo falling into the pit was incredible" "That was nuts --Yeah" "You're really filthy right now " " I know" "377)}A Dead Leaf" "Don't be looking at me thinking I would find that to be funny" "Why don't you take care of your own leaf business ?" "Why do you have to be all "Hey !" "Check me out !" "I found me a dead leaf !" "Can't you be more civil ?" "Matsumoto is OUT too !" "There's something in this drawer why wouldn't it ?" "I'm sure of it" "Did you look in ?" "No" "I know there's something in it though the drawer" "Why don't you look in it ?" "It's gonna bug me if you don't" "Can we look in ?" "why doesn't he open it?" "Well..." "Feels like there's lot of crap in here --Open it" "246)}Compilation of Essays Written by Matsumoto's brother" "Matsumoto is OUT" "Endo and Yamasaki are OUT" "Serious?" "I thought I made it through" "I'm finding this to be unfair" "Why are they getting my family involved ?" "why don't you look in ?" "Really ?" "I busted out even without looking in" "Why don't all of you look in one by one ?" "Which drawer is it ?" "Too many drawers here" "I'll make this easy Here's what I got 266)}Compilation of Essays Written by Matsumoto's Brother" "Matsumoto and Endo are OUT" "264)}Back Cover and Endo are OUT" "Can I put this away ?" "Did you see the title ?" "Title's the killer" "Title's worse than the photo" "Do you Recall These?" "I mean why can't he say that to my face ?" "Why go through a book ?" "Let me see what's in my drawer" "Empty" "Hamada is OUT" "What the hell ?" "I can appreciate that approach" "Why do you gotta always ask me ?" "I know the drawer is empty You don't need to look at me for the approval" "479)}A Pen and Tanaka are OUT" "open yours --Yes" "315)}Set of Promotional Cards for the Hospital Model :" "Chiaki 70)}Model Chiaki was married to Endo at the time of this shooting" "Exactly when did she take this gig ?" "She somehow snuck behind you to take these photos she told me she has nothing to do with today's program she definitely took these photos for this program" "You know this would NOT have been as funny had I not opened first" "Whoever set this up is very lucky" "They knew that I would open the drawer first" "I don't believe it would have been funny had we opened the drawer with pen in it first your turn" "A Mysterious Envelope" "What's this ?" "Something's in it --Something --Yeah" "73)\b1}A Photo of Comedian Shofukutei Shohei at the Age 3 and Tanaka are OUT" "That is one ugly kid" "We don't need to look anymore --But there's two more photos in here we gotta look at the rest" "473)\b1}At the Age 16" "Endo is OUT" "Hamada is OUT" "Shut the hell up !" "Check him out" "Damn..." "Look at those pants and boots" "What's this on his waist?" "262)}At the Age 15 and Endo are OUT" "Check out this photo !" "Whoever took that photo should be slapped" "Just as he's about to kick the ball..." "Look at the apartment behind him --Pretty shady" "His face was skinny then" "This isn't fair" "These are some hilarious pics" "Let's put them back" "We don't need to see them again --Or we can look at them again around 3am" "How did he get that tight curl on his head --Unbelievable" "It's been one hour" "Time for a break" "475)\b1\cH1414E4}But there's still more stuff left in the drawers !" "A Mysterious Push-Button 430)}"Do not push !" "It reads:" ""DO NOT PUSH isn't it ?" "Yeah" "Do they mean don't press the button ?" "It's just a button" "It was in your drawer You deal with it" "Nobody has to deal with this Let me just put it away" "What are you laughing at ?" "What ?" "Why don't you push it in once ?" "It'll make me feel better" "It's bugging us it'll be alright" "Yamasaki is OUT" "Matsumoto is OUT" "Is he OUT everytime I push this thing?" "Wait a minute" "That's impossible you would have been alright" "That's my guess this machine is ridiculous" "You could potentially get whooped 3 times when the button is pushed 3 times" "No way !" "Absolutely not !" "Let's just try it then" "Yamasaki is OUT" "Wait a sec !" "This is not right !" "Why do you gotta be so freakin' dramatic !" "?" "Hamada is OUT" "Yamasaki Hides the Push-Button" "You asked for it" "So you DO get slapped everytime" "You're too dramatic" "I'm not !" "Hamada and Matsumoto are OUT" "I'm not !" "I didn't too I told you I didn't want it" "What ?" "There's more ?" "!" "This isn't the one we just had ?" "There was another one in here" "Hamada is OUT" "nothing" "Hamada is OUT" "What the hell are you doing ?" "What do you think you're doing ?" "Give me that" "All the times I took crap from you" "There's no more push-buttons anywhere ?" "There's gotta be more" "All Five Starts to Look for the Push-Button" "Are there one for each of us?" "there's none over there ?" "476)\b1}A Pen" "Matsumoto and Yamasaki are OUT" "That pen rolled out nicely --That pen's everywhere" "10:30am It's been 1 hour and 30 min since their shift started" "Come outside for the daily morning exercise isn't it chilly outside ?" "Morning exercise ?" "Right now ?" "Seriously ?" "It's gonna be freezing out" "I can already tell it's cold outside it's cold --Freezing" "Come this way" "Hospital Site Wide Meeting" "Line up single file over here and Tanaka" "Doctor of Martial Arts Masahiro Chono everyone" "let me make a couple of site wide announcements the director has an announcement director" "everyone" "There's been a change in my email address" "Here's my new email address" "Did you get all that ?" "Very good then director" "Everyone is SAFE" "We installed a comments box for our patients and here are some of the comments we have received so far" "First One Doctor Matsushima was yawning during my medical checkup" "Second Doctor Ohnuki was talking on his cell phone rather loudly" "Those are the two comments we received recently please come up the stage" "please go ahead" "God Dammit !" "Do you losers have any idea what this hospital is all about ?" "Why the hell are you up here ?" "I was yawning --Yawning ?" "Man up !" "Hand of Discipline Solves the Problem !" "and Tanaka are OUT" "This is out of control" "And what the hell did you do ?" "jackass !" "jerk !" "Everyone is OUT" "I didn't think he'd actually slap him" "I've never seen an elderly getting slapped like that" "my head Did you hit my head ?" "Don't let this ever happen again !" "There is one more announcement" "Doctor Chono's cherished handkerchief has been stolen from his possession" "Missing Doctor Chono's Handkerchief !" "This is what it would look like please" "Whomever has this handkerchief would be the prime suspect" "Thank God --Thank God" "Suspect Found !" "Step forward" "Step forward" "You !" "Come up here !" "Why the hell do you have it ?" "I don't know" "Come up here now !" "A Slap to the Suspect Is Warranted !" "Why the hell do you have that ?" "I don't know I'm really sorry but I don't know" "I really don't know how this happened" "Who put this in my pocket ?" "I'm sorry Give me a minute which one of you put this in my pocket ?" "is he irritating !" "Just get it over with !" "Who wants to switch with me ?" "and Tanaka are OUT" "Please switch with me ?" "I'm sorry" "Where are your muscle and gall?" "Am I gonna be OK?" "I got a hole in my intestine you're in the hospital" "But this isn't real" "Are you saying this isn't real ?" "!" "What the hell are here for then ?" "!" "I'm really scared !" "and Tanaka are OUT" "Just get over it !" "" " Hurry up and do it 358)}*Yamasaki had been hospitalized for Gastrointestitis" "please?" "I got a bad feeling about this" "I will never let this happen" "Just let me off the hook this time --But you stole it" "I swear !" "I'm sorry !" "Just let me go !" "I'm really sorry !" "Do you want to keep working ?" "I will work like a dog" "Man up !" "Please no!" "Quiet !" "Nooooooo !" "Hurry the hell up !" "Get it done !" "Endo and Tanaka are OUT" "This is taking way too long !" "guys!" "Just do it" "Get slapped now that's it" "I gotta honor the system" "I'd just been hospitalized" "Hospitalized ?" "That's none of my business" "No ?" "I'm still feeling under the weather" "I can't "Man up please forgive me !" "Is he for real ?" "May I proceed ?" "Please proceed" "I got it" "Any options left ?" "I'm afraid not" "man up!" "Please don't hit my stomach" "Don't worry --It'll be right here" "{\b1\cH1818F8\fs40}The Moment of Justice Being Served !" "and Tanaka are OUT" "This is hilarious" "How do those behind him not laugh at that ?" "!" "He just became an old man !" "Let's begin our morning exercises" "Let's spread out so we can all participate" "Here's today's intructor" "Morning Exercise Instructor Egashira 2:50" "Yamasaki is OUT" "He got even skinnier" "is he thin !" "He somehow lost more weight" "Please follow the instructor's lead" "Let us begin one" "406)}Original Radio Exercise" "Let's start with some flexing and vocal exercises" "Move to the side" "That's enough" "and Tanaka are OUT" "How'd you not laugh at that ?" "Mr. Egashira we conclude our daily morning exercise" "Dismissed" "Where'd they all come from anyway ?" "I didn't see any of them inside" "What the.... {\cH0000FF}Red Hot {\cH00FCFF}Convertible !" "Dr. "Playboy" Michael Tomioka" "What's your schedule like today ?" "I'll be doing an open heart surgery" "doctor ?" "Tonight ?" "Do you wanna go out ?" "I'll be right there" "Everyone is OUT" "This is definitely NOT cool" "wasn't it ?" "It must be tough to be that popular" "I totally didn't see that coming" "This production team would do ANYTHING It's scary" "Really scary" "Only 2 Hours have passed Are they giving up already?" "!" "The "Laughing Hell" has just begun !" "So the day kicked off with Mr. Tatsuo" "We didn't think his wife would be with him It's a husband and wife tag team" "And her name is Claudia ?" "What's wrong with that ?" "It's too long" "What about when your brother was walking around with the doctors?" "This production team is very smart" "First they made me focus on Mr. Emori" "I can make it through this without laughing I know this guy !" "I've seen him before!" "I believe we lived together for a long time !" "A lot happened but..." "Yamasaki takes the cake..." "You played really dirty" "I seriously tried my best to get out of it" "Remember how I had a hole in my intestine ?" "it would burst my whole stomach !" ""Please don't hit my stomach" "There's no way he would have hit you there !" "Did you see any of them getting slapped on their stomachs ?" "!" "Freakin' nonsense !" "11:00am Only 2 hours since the start of their shift" "Both members of the "over-the-hill" Downtown duo seem exhausted" "Who are you calling "over-the-hill ?" "Did your ear ring when you got hit?" "My ear rang and now this side of my head hurts --For real ?" "you always look like you're laughing" "I'd get butt-slapped for it by the nurses" "I beg to differ" "I think Yamasaki looks like he's laughing" "I don't think so you're kinda snickering now --Huh ?" "This is my normal expression I'm far from smiling or smirking" "what's the fascination with my face ?" "Let me see" "Huh ?" "no more of that "Huh?" business aren't you ?" "no more" "Will you stop please ?" "Tanaka is OUT no more" "aaan!" "Ouch you're letting out something weird when you get hit" "It's changed since last year shall I say...gay ?" "I don't know if you're acting but... too" "You were all {\cH6455FB}"Iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaan" "Tanaka and Yamasaki are OUT" "I don't think Tanaka sounds like that" "Ah aaan !" "Eyaaaan !" "Yamasaki is OUT" "I know that was way too obvious" "you gotta stop with your moaning" "Something's changed in you" "My voice's changed ?" "Make it more like "Uaaggghhh" "Or you just sound gay" "Tanaka and Endo are OUT" "Ah aaaan!" "I rest my case" "Just be quiet" "It's not like that seriously" "Can't you take it like a man ?" "I'm not gay" "no more of that nonsense" "But I'm not doing it on purpose" ""Ahhhhh" "How about "Ohh" "Ohh" ?" "Why don't you practice ?" "Tanaka is OUT" "Tanaka" "Ohhhh" "What the hell was that ?" "Hamada and Matsumoto are OUT" "We gotta stop making ourselves laugh" "Tanaka no more suggestions" "It backfires" "How about more like "Ou!" "no more I'm already too self-consious no more then" "Is it like noon yet ?" "I don't know" "Huh ?" "Endo is OUT" "It's gotta be noon by now" "You just broke your promise" "Doing "Huh?" is not cool what comes around goes around" "11:30am It's been 2 Hours and 30 Minutes" "It's finally time to prove themselves as nurses" "You guys get to finally work" "Let's go up in front so you can start helping some patients" "Here we go finally" "We're here to work I suppose" "Sit right here ?" "You sit in a middle it's cold" "Where is everyone ?" "Are we expecting any patients ?" "any minute now" "You need to take this more seriously" "Doctors:" ""After the Rain" Suicide Comic Duo" "I'm afraid your personal life maybe interfering with your work life and Nishida" "Why the mustache ?" "Because it's soft like Downy" "Iwao" "What's with your face ?" "Matsumoto is OUT" "Those actors shouldn't be laughing" "Ouch You got my hand !" "What's your name ?" "Yeah!" "I'm Irie from LA !" "What ?" "I'm Irie" "Hey Nishida" "According to my file" "You're going out with a single mom" "Nishida is Dating a Single Mom" "What are your dates like ?" "I'm usually pushing a stroller when we go shopping and stuff" "Show us how that goes should I pull down the visor on the stroller?" "I see" "Also..." "When you head out to..." "You CANNOT be laughing !" "and Endo are OUT" "That's gonna get me everytime" "Nishida" "When you travel to Tokyo for the..." "Heh heh heh heh" "DO YOUR JOB !" "Everyone is OUT" "too ?" "man" "No more messing around" "no more heh" "They stopped you at the airport for having a steak knife Why the steak knife ?" "It was my first time flying to Tokyo" "And I thought about eating some ham there" "Brought a Steak Knife to Eat Some Ham" "Why did you wanna eat ham ?" "I thought ham was pretty "happening"..." "It's "Happening" to Eat Ham with Knife and Tanaka are OUT" "Hey Nishida" "You used to have longer hair Why'd you cut it ?" "I let it grow for about four years and it got down to my lower back" "I looked at it one day" "And I found my crap on it" "There Was Crap In My Hair" "and Yamasaki are OUT" "You guys need to get your game face on no" "No violence that's not right" "Violence doesn't solve anything no violence" "Get me a Dr. Phil" "Well rehearsed" "Why the haircut ?" "Crap" "There Was Crap in My Hair" "Matsumoto and Tanaka are OUT" "That gets me everytime" "That looked painful" "Don't hit my back !" "I'm going to check on my patients" "Follow me" "They giggled too much" "They got us good though" "12:00pm It's been 3 hours since the start of their shift" "Follow me and I'll introduce to your patients" "Our patients" "Finally" "Our own patients?" "Yes" "That's cool We can finally work" "I'd rather be working than just sitting there" "I get the chills here everytime" "Let's start from this room" "You ready ?" "Come on in" "I'll introduce them to you one by one" "Stand over here" "Here's our first patient" "Here's Antonio Inoki" "Patient 1:" "Antonio Inoki" "Cash is everything thanks for coming in this nipply cold weather" "Let me do an impersonation of Antonio Inoki in comic book "Pro Wrestler Chronicle" "How's that ?" "Hamada is OUT" "Let's move to the next one" "Antonio Inoki" "Patient 2:" "Antonio Inoki" "Health is everything you can work at a gas station" "Welcome !" "Back it up !" "Back it up !" "Daaaaaaa !" "Would you like regular or high octane ?" "Diesel tends to pollute the air with its Carbon Dioxide" "Are you paying CASH !" "?" "Everyone is OUT" "Let's meet the third patient" "Patient 3:" "Antonio Inoki {\cH1091EA\i1}*Production Manager" "How's it going !" "?" "Terrible... three..." "Daaaaaaaa !" "How're you doing !" "?" "I was hoping for the real thing..." "Everyone is OUT" "I was really looking forward to meeting Mr. Inoki" "But this was terrible --terrible --Awful" "Ah aan" "Hey Tanaka" "Stop your moaning" "Let's move onto the next room" "Those impersonators sucked" "I was positive we would get to meet the real guy at the end" "I was ready to have him put me in a headlock" "Here's our next set of patients" "This is terrifying --Yes it is" "Let me introduce you to your next patients" "Patient 4:" "Mr. Kinpachi" "I've been teaching for the last 30 years" "And I've never busted my own ass so hard before" "I just can't live without that lotion you got your lotion And I got my lotion" "Everyone's got the lotion lotion" "I don't think this was appropriate" "You're the boss um.." "Finish it up" "We've had enough" "I see I have no more to say" "and Tanaka are OUT" "You laughed at the wrong time --Yes I did" "Let's move on to the next patient you've finally made it" "Patient 5:" "Mr. Kinpachi" "Let me tell you something scary this hospital is perverted" "Here's an impression of me when my friend only gives me one Tic-Tac mint" "Give me some Tic-Tacs here you go" "Why only ONE ?" "Give me like TWO or THREE !" "That's all Go away" "Everyone is SAFE" "Here's our next patient" "Patient 6:" "Mr. Kinpachi {\cH1091EA\i1}*Production Manager" "I thought it would be a nice gesture to serenade you with a tune" "Matsumoto is OUT" "Shall we go now ?" "Why the manager again ?" "Doesn't he have other things to do ?" "Doctor Emori Sings Opera" "That's pretty cool" "And no sign of quitting" "he's not quitting" "Damn.... 378)}Italian Opera" "How long is enough ?" "12:30pm It's been 3 and a half hours since the start" "Let's see who's having some issues..." "Endo ?" "you love that !" "You've been drinking it non-stop" "This keeps me warm" "That looks so good huh ?" "What else can't you have ?" "I can't have anything like that" "Only water 84)}*Yamasaki had been hospitalized for gastroentitus and is on a strict diet nothing" "That sucks --I feel for you" "You'll be alright --It's hard" "How about fruit ?" "No fruit either" "This is the first time in my life when I can't eat anything for two weeks" "Banana's no good ?" "nothing" "How about KAKI (persimmon)?" "No way --He just said nothing's ok" "You know I got sick from KAKI (oyster) once" "So banana's a no go ?" "I just said no" "How about KAKI (persimmon)?" "KAKI is no good" "I got sick from KAKI (oyster) before" "And I wouldn't dare try one now" "How do you get sick from KAKI (persimmon)?" "Remember I got sick from KAKI (oyster) after that dinner outing ?" "You guys are talking about two different KAKI's when I'm talking about bananas ?" "I was thinking of seafood KAKI (oyster) That made more sense to me" "I see" "How about bananas then ?" "I said bananas aren't good" "Matsumoto is OUT" "He sure asked for it" "That looked painful" "No doubt you were trying to make us laugh with your "banana" speech" "With malicious intent" "Very evil listen" "It's hard to believe that you can't have bananas" "I really can't have any" "We kind of see bananas as something even an ailing person can have" "I understand But no" "What do you wanna eat the most?" "Well..." "Dumplings" "BANANAS ?" "I wonder why you're craving dumplings ?" "I don't know but I also want pizza" "You're craving dough you might be right on that" "I wanna eat them so bad right now" "I don't think you'll be eating dumplings any time soon" "When can you eat again ?" "After New Year's ?" "One of the director's daughters is being hospitalized and her sister is here to see her" "What?" "I don't get it" "Who's here to see who ?" "It's the director's daughter's sister who's here" "What do we have to do with that ?" "Let's go give our formal greetings" "So the sister is also the daughter of the director ?" "Yes" "Confusing" "And what are we doing ?" "Going to say hello" "Get outta here No need" "She's the daughter of our director and ..." "I don't see the point" "I don't wanna go either" "Who does she think she is ?" "I think it would be a nice gesture to give our formal greetings to the director's daughter" "Your speaking is so incoherant I don't know what the hell you're talking about" "She's the daughter of the director" "Shall we ?" "It's the sister of our patient who's also the daugher of our director" "Matsumoto is OUT" "I still don't get it not my back !" "Let's go then" "Why does it have to be so confusing ?" "So it's the sister of the director's daughter ?" "She's gotta be staying in a nicer room" "That's a good guess" "Try not to be rude Our jobs are on the line" "May we come in ?" "Come in" "close the door behind you" "Director's daughters:" "Haruka and Haruna" "Who the hell are you ?" "How dare you just stroll in like that ?" "!" "HUH ?" "Are you deaf ?" "and Endo are OUT" "She's trying but her dialect sucks" "I got a bad feeling about this" "This could be really bad" "Please speak normal Don't attempt our dialect" "You're not one of us" "There's nothing funny about my dialect" "Says who ?" "Huh ?" "Tanaka and Hamada are OUT" "Who the hell are you anyway ?" "Why so angry ?" "We're only here because we were told to come" "Just messin' with you all" "So what brought you here today ?" "I would like to introduce you to our new nurses" "This is Haruka and Haruna" "Let's have them do something It'll be fun sis ?" "A cat" "She Wants to See a Cat !" "You love animals come here" "Yamasaki Receives the Challenge" "Can't you mimic a cat ?" "A cat ?" "Yes" "A cat..." "He's actually pretty good at this" "Matsumoto and Hamada are OUT" "Why do you have to be so into it like a professiona l?" "Why not horse around more ?" "How's that cat ?" "What do you want to see next ?" "I like gorillas" "She Wants to See a Gorilla" "You" "Let's see a gorilla" "Endo Receives the Challenge" "Do it" "Don't quit" "Unless I tell you so --Ok" "You got that ?" "Yes" "Matsumoto and Yamasaki are OUT" "You lost your momentum" "She definitely killed your act" "sister ?" "no more" "Let's see if you can catch a bill" "Play "$100 Bill Catch" !" "She loves giving money to the bums" "You Win !" "What's she saying ?" "I think she's saying that we can have the money are you ?" "you can have it" "What the hell is your problem ?" "!" "take this one" "Can you get up ?" "Let' see who goes first" "Be quiet !" "I'M the one talking !" "the tall one" "Tanaka Receives the Challenge" "Let's go" "No good you're wearing these" "put these on am I your mom ?" "You put them on !" "We're not buddies !" "Put these on" "Now !" "Oh" "Not bad" "Do this with your arms" "Pretty cool" "Next up on the right" "Matsumoto Receives the Challenge" "You suck" "You desperately tried though" "Wear this on your face" "Hamada is OUT" "Matsumoto is OUT" "You guys didn't catch the face he made just now" "You guys missed out on that That expression was something else" "Next up" "Hamada" "Hamada Receives the Challenge she knows his name" "Another desperate attempt" "That fell much faster than I anticipated" "Don't assume anything !" "Nothing is what it seems" "too wear this" "What's this ?" "Bite into it" "What?" "Bite into it !" "aren't you ?" "Hamada and Matsumoto are OUT" "Cut me some slack" "That suits you" "and Tanaka are OUT" "Where are they finding those props ?" "That thing isn't fair" "sister ?" "Whack-a-mole" "She Wants to Play Whack-A-Mole" "Move" "You also" "Thanks" "we're ready to play" "Let's pick some moles" "Hamada" "Hamada Receives the Challenge" "You be on the right side" "How does she know your name but not ours ?" "Right here ?" "Yes" "You" "I'm Yamasaki" "Yamasaki Receives the Challenge" "You're in the middle the middle" "You're the last one" "Matsumoto Receives the Challenge by the way" "Get down" "You're the moles" "You'll need to retreat and retract" "They both mean the same thing" "Why not just "Come up and down ?" "Retreat and retract" "We're not popping up then ?" "you are !" "Make sure you come up at random" "there's one !" "A mole" "Another mole" "Where the hell are the others ?" "!" "Matsumoto is OUT" "Hamada is OUT" "That hurts too" "She said "where the hell are the others ?" "!" "sis ?" "Poor sister can't even nod to answer me" "This is such a waste of our time" "Get outta here !" "Hope you feel better soon" "Don't say it" "Unless you mean it" "Those who really mean it can say it now" "NONE of You ?" "wasn't it ?" "or is everything taking longer here ?" "Anybody here ?" "!" "or what ?" "!" "They are the famous father and son duo" "Most Notorious Boxing Team in the World" "Anyone ?" "!" "Can we help you ?" "How....how can we help you ?" "Scoot over to this side and line up huh ?" "when there's nobody here ?" "!" "Huh ?" "Kouki yeah ?" "With his arms now broken anything that used to be manageable has become unmanageable" "How is he gonna train for his fight now ?" "We need to keep our integrity" "Yamasaki and Matsumoto are OUT" "Why talk so close ?" "you tell them definitely a hardship" "Yamasaki is OUT" "Yamasaki is OUT" "does it ?" "tell them more what can I say you know ?" "my tolerance for pain is high you know ?" "I can't wait to get better" "Definitely want to get better soon" "I thought my brother could help me with rehab he might hurt me." "he would hurt me" "Until I'm all bloody red" "Matsumoto is OUT" "Why the word "red" ?" "Kouki" "I'm staying charismatic 1:00pm It's been 4 hours since the start" "They devour their lunch as if they haven't eaten in days" "Is Yamasaki ok ?" "I wonder if he's getting an IV injection ?" "84)}*Yamasaki receives IV's to replenish his daily vitamin intake" "That's pretty nuts" "Can you fall asleep at night ?" "I'm so awake at night because I hardly burn any calories during the day" "didn't I ?" "Yeah" "Your "cat" was really good" "I was surprised myself" "Can you say "Paper Cup" with your cat voice ?" "Say "Kami Cup" with your cat voice" "and Tanaka are OUT" "That was my fault" "No more of that" "No more --We agree" "I think we're all getting tired" "Why don't we get some fresh air?" "Let's go for a walk" "Can I pass ?" "Shall we ?" "too" "Yamasaki is OUT" "You have such a gifted face" "You've got the funniest face was I ?" "but no" "It looks funnier on Hamada" "I suppose" "I'm tired of freezing my butt off the rescue team is conducting a drill" "Routine Drill for the Rescue Team" "Rescue member:" "Kazuo Umezu" "We're conducting our routine rescue drill" "Give me your number" "ONE !" "TWO !" "three not loud enough" "Everyone is OUT" "There are three victims" "Rescue the Victims in a Timely Manner" "Time is critical in saving lives" "Time starts" "NOW !" "sir !" "Is he OK ?" "He went face first" "Everyone is OUT" "Let's help him first" "He's the one who needs RESCUING" "They're really milking this "boobie trap" joke" "The boobie trap is dangerous" "Let's get going" "Is he really OK ?" "So much for the Rescue Team" "He's over 70 years old" "Let's just hope he's going to be OK 401)}*Mr. Umezu was safely rescued" "356)}Announcement:" "Time for the doctor to make another round" "Doctor Making His Rounds" "Well ?" "We're ok this time" "My brother's gone" "Nurse:" "Chiaki (Endo's wife)" "that's her" "She hides very well" "I can see progress has been made" "Hello Pu !" "today" "Pu !" "You better get going ok ?" "Thank you !" "This isn't cool at all" "Everyone is OUT" "It's not fair for her to talk to you like that today ?" "How could I not laugh at that ?" "What does she call you at home ?" "She calls me "big brother too" "I asked her if she had anything to do with this show" "And she said no" "I left home this morning and she stayed home" "Freaky" "Pu !" "2:00pm It's been 5 hours since the start" "We're holding a "mental care" event outside for one of our patients" "Let's go check it out" "It's an important event put together by the nurses" "It's outside ?" "Yes" "Grab a warm jacket from the locker" ""mental care" thing?" "I wish I had your scarf" "How did you score that scarf ?" "Nobody else has a scarf like you do it's cold" "What the...?" "I guess we were having issues with our water lines" "Water Line Repairs in Process" "Hey !" "You !" "What's taking so long !" "?" "sir !" "Do you think we got all day here ?" "!" "sir" "Hey !" "Why're you so incompetent ?" "!" "Water Line Erupts !" "this is so ugly" "Let's get outta here !" "Everyone is OUT" "This is pretty grand" "Look how high it's shooting up" "This is awesome" "I feel for Mr. Nukumizu" "He doesn't need to be doing this kind of stuff" "We're almost there" "This way" "Check this place out wow" "What's this ?" "The nurse's battlefield" "Inside this Cursed Iron Castle" "What is about to happen here ?" "It's gonna be really cold" "The person most responsible for this event should be here any minute now" "The wait is finally over for an event that's quickly becoming a custom and put together by our own nurses" "{\cH0000FF}Haruo Shiono {\cHFFFFFF}to help our patients ease the fear of their upcoming surgeries" "Without further adieu" "Let's introduce our patient" "You can see him in his room over there" "His name is Akitaka" "He has an appendix surgery tomorrow" "Akitaka (7 years old)" "I'm sure he's very nervous about tomorrow's appendix surgery" "But do not worry" "Our bright nurses will eradicate all of your worries" "Gah-Soo Black Luster Memorial Hospital Nurse's Opening Ceremony" "Let us welcome all the nurses who will challenge themselves to help Akitaka with his surgery tomorrow" "These nurses will surely brighten any human struggles let us help you to build your courage to overcome tomorrow's surgery" "Where is he looking ?" "Stop the music" "Nurse Kosugi Please step forward" "Nurse Kosugi" "He didn't know about this" "He's got to improvise" "Before we proceed with the ceremony" "Let's hear him sing his heart out !" "Damn" "Let's hear one of our favorites" "The song is titled "Warmth of Nurses" "Song by Kosugi "Warmth of Nurses" "~Thank you ~ Thank you~" "~Nurses' Smile~" "~All of Your Kindness~" "~You're Solid n' Pink~" "What the hell was that ?" "I didn't mean to laugh" "and Tanaka are OUT" "Nurse representatives Step forward" "Time for the player's oath" "Nurse Representatives:" "Shouhei and Moroboshi" "All of us nurses here pledge to play fairly" "@#@$%.... on behalf of all the participants" "Let's be more professional !" "Everyone is OUT" "Let us begin" "Akitaka We know your surgery will be a success and you'll be healthy !" "Akitaka !" "Akitaka" {\cHFFFFFF}Begins" "137)}Mental Care Event:" "Nurses Challenge themselves to Help Patients Muster up Courage" "All the nurses" "Take a look at the "Seed of Courage" "Our first Challenge is" "{\b1\cHFF6A00\fs45}"Stop the Seed of Courage"" "115)\cHFF1600}Stop the Seed of Courage:" "{\cHFFFFFF}Try stopping the rolling seed which is 10ft wide (1m) and 220lbs (100kg) you'll give Akitaka more courage needed for tomorrow" "First challenger is Fukawa" "Nurse Fukawa" "He has few words for Akitaka" "Akitaka Believe in your strength" "He wasn't looking" "Can he really stop this seed ?" "Any moment now" "This looks unsafe" "Nurse:" "Fail" "Matsumoto and Tanaka are OUT" "Nurse:" "Tetsuo" "Can he stop this rolling seed ?" "What do you know ?" "Tetsuo Goes Face First Against the 220lb Seed" "Two of our challengers were unable to stop the seed of courage" "Nurse Moroboshi" "Akitak@#@$%%" "Hamada and Matsumoto are OUT" "Get it right !" "too" "Definitely a screw up" "He'll be ready any second now" "The seed of courage begins its roll" "Can he stop it ?" "!" "Nurse Moroboshi:" "Fail" "Will any nurse be able to help Akitaka ?" "!" "So far" "The seed of courage has not been stopped" "He looks bored as hell" "Next challenge is" "{\cHFF6A00\fs40}"Dive in Stomach Fluid Pond" "105)}Dive in Stomach Fluid Pond (max 1min) Grab the seed of courage at the bottom of the tank filled with lotion" "Our first challenger is Nurse Kosugi" "Akitaka" "Have faith in your doctor and nurses' ability with your surgery tomorrow" "Why not try opening your appendix ?" "Any minute now" "He dove right in !" "Let's get some air" "Will he go again ?" "His left hand came very close that time !" "Time is quickly running out" "About 40 seconds left" "He goes for a second try !" "But no cigar !" "About 10 seconds left !" "He'll attempt with his feet Everyone is OUT" "Stomach fluid is too much for the human !" "Nurse Murakami" "She has 1 minute to conquer" "She dove right in to the pond of stomach fluid" "How will she fare ?" "Her face says it all she's trying to utilize her feet a little pig ?" "She cannot seem to get anything going here" "She's gasping a lot for air" "You can do it !" "This is super ugly" "Looks like 100% Lotion has proven to be a tougher opponent" "Time is running out" "About 20 seconds left" "She did not even come close" "We're hoping that she can get something going here" "Less than 10 seconds left and she's sobbing 7 seconds" "1" "Another failed attempt" "Everyone is OUT" "Nurse Ohshima" "He dove right in" "Butt Cheeks !" "He seems promising here" "One more attempt" "Do it for Akitaka !" "He just cannot dive deep enough" "Ohshima~" "Ohshima~ Another failed attempt !" "and Tanaka are OUT" "None of the nurses have been able to conquer the challenges so far it is time to summon our captain" "AGGIDDAKA" "Who ?" "Eat something @#@$@" "Matsumoto and Hamada are OUT" "Can't you enunciate ?" "I thought you called him "Hagetaka" (Vulture)" "He slowly descends using the ladder" "He actually looks promising" "He's got his kick going" "He was only able to keep himself submerged" "Another disappointing attempt" "This concludes today's event" "No "seed of courage" was captured 4:00pm It's been 7 hours and 30 minutes since the start" "The group is back in their break room after the big event" "Ultra-man is here" "you sleep with a smirk" "No way ok ?" "Hamada is OUT" "I'm not doing that at all !" "Matsumoto is OUT" "Didn't I say" "I was just imitating" "HIM ?" "!" "Where is..." "Where's justice in that ?" "SNAP !" "Hamada Trying to Get Laughs" "You know what ?" "What're you trying to do ?" "Are you allowed to do that ?" "Definitely not" "He needs to be slapped" "Why should I be responsible for someone laughing ?" "Then let me say that your face is now a lethal weapon" "You also know that I wouldn't look as funny as you do with that mask" "Yes ?" "Not cool Not fair at all" "Endo is OUT" "This isn't right He needs to be warned" "That hurts" "This situation is unfair" "Let's go to the front and help patients" "Ok" "Patients will bring in their urine samples" "Write down their names and their room numbers" "Collect Patient Urine Samples" "This will be good practice for you guys Collect his sample" "I'm Mitsuhashi from Room 201" "Mr. Mitsuhashi from Room 201" "Write it down quickly before another one shows up" "please ?" "Mr. Sato from Room 303" "it's that guy" "Patient:" "Mikihisa Azuma" "Filled to the Brim with Urine !" "You got way too much there why don't you accept it ?" "Endo and Tanaka are OUT" "Mr. Azuma from Room 402" "What're you in here for ?" "Matsumoto and Endo are OUT" "He's gotta be super ill to be carrying that IV around" "{\cH0000FF\b1\fs45}13th {\cHC13815}DVD" "Collection of Hilarious Debates" "May I vent about something ?" "Like I always do?" "right ?" ""Would you like it hot or iced ?" "I'm all "I told you to give me THIS one !" "FURY" "I'm positive this happens !" "that's just you" "Then how come I can't take a dump when I'm wearing a black underwear ?" "that's just YOU !" "{\b1\cHC8806A\fs45}SERENITY but I just don't remember it" "You're not the only one who doesn't remember it" "Don't flatter yourself" "{\b1\cH2BE7E7\fs40}Masters of their own domain" "I have a favor to ask all of you it's from Matsumoto" "There are some things he wants to accomplish" "What does he want to do ?" "Hitoshi Matsumoto's {\cH0000FF}Sports Challenge Collection !" "{\b1\cH0000FF\fs45}World Record High-Jump Challenge" "{\cH0000FF\b1\fs45}Attempt a Perfect Score on the Long Horse Vault" "{\b1\cH0000FF\fs45}Skateboard 900 Degree Turn Challenge" "You're doing it --You got it" "{\b1\cH0000FF\fs45}Hit a 93mph (150km) Fast Ball" "Why the dead weight !" "?" "{\b1\cH0000FF\fs45}World Record Weight Lifting Challenge" "What happened to him ?" "Where'd his strength go ?" "Get up !" "You can at least hold the bar !" "{\b1\cH0000FF\fs45}Fire Limbo Dance Challenge" "No dead weight" "{\b1\cH0000FF\fs45}Swim 25m in 10 seconds" "77)}Hitoshi Matsumoto Challenges All Records 13th DVD on Sale December 17th"