"'We don't believe certain things until we don't experience it.'" "'Something like this happened with me too.'" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "The world says." "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "The crazy man says." "Zig Zag Zoom." "The world says dance merrily." "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "The world says." "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "The crazy man says." "Zig Zag Zoom." "The world says dance merrily." "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "There is intoxication all around." "So how can I be sober?" "There is smoke all around." "Somebody's heart will burn." "Dance merrily with a sway." "Along with me just party like a rock star." "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "The world says." "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "The crazy man says." "Zig Zag Zoom." "The world says dance merrily." "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "My, my, say that you are a Rockstar." "I am a Rockstar." "My, my, say that you are a Rockstar." "Everybody knows." "Everybody knows me." "Everybody knows." "Everybody believes." "I have made my own world." "What punishment is this in my journey!" "Nobody else will be able to cover it." "Dance merrily with a sway." "Along with me, just party like a rock star." "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "The world says." "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "The crazy man says." "Zig Zag Zoom." "The world says dance merrily." "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "I can't take it anymore!" "The entire city knows my style." "Nobody understands my language." "Everybody is smitten." "Where do I go away from you?" "I have received only blessings." "Nobody can harm me." "Dance merrily with a sway." "Along with me, just party like a rock star." "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "The world says." "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "The crazy man says." "Zig Zag Zoom." "The world says dance merrily." "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "The world says." "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "The crazy man says." "Zig Zag Zoom." "The world says dance merrily." "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Sir, it will take two hours for the helicopter to be repaired." "This is our private lounge." "You can rest here, sir." "Thanks." "Listen, captain." "Can I smoke here?" "Sorry, sir." "Smoking is injurious to health, sir." "Is this the chopper?" " No, sir." "This is just a showpiece." "I will be back, sir." " Okay." "Bodyguards!" "Are you standing here to give me company?" "Or will you save me from the ghosts?" "Sorry, sir!" " Sorry, sir!" "Sorry, sir!" "Excuse me, Mr. Khan." "I really need to use the power socket." "Can I sit here?" "Sure." "Thanks." "Are you as bored as I am or much more than that?" "Those who are bored..." "they are a bore." "Those who are bored..." "they are a bore." "Makes sense!" "You are checking your mails!" "E-mails!" "E-mails!" "You look so busy." "Are you really busy or are you pretending to be?" "What do you do?" "My job is to deliver messages." "Message?" "Like a courier company." "Like the DHL, FedEx." "Or tying notes on the pigeon's leg and letting them fly away?" "Something like that." "Something like that." "Do you have any message for me?" "Yes." "There is a story." "Story?" "Look at this!" "Any problem?" "I am checking whether you are carrying any camera!" "Or is there any tape recorder on." "I feel you are a journalist doing a sting operation." "This is not true." "There is a story which I would like the people to know." "Is your story as pretty as you?" "More than me." "Oh really!" "Then narrate it to me!" "But there is a condition." "Condition?" " Yes." "If you heard it then you will have to make a movie on this story." "Look at this!" "Even my daddy never placed this condition." "Nowadays if you give some liberty to girls they make you dance to their tune." "Then you can't hear it." "Who wants to hear it?" "Ridiculous!" "At least, tell me a line." "It's the story of a single night." "Wow!" "Of six people." "Wow!" "They work in a call centre." "How unusual!" "Wow!" "They received a call that night." "A call was received at the call centre." "It's so unusual!" "Wow!" "This was not an ordinary call." "That night... that night, God had called." "God had called?" "Yes." "I told you." "God had called." "How?" "If you want to hear the rest of the story then you will have to accept my condition." "'I got stuck.'" "'When she took God's name, I had to hear that story.'" "What?" "What did you say?" "Nothing!" "You narrate the story!" "I accept your condition!" "Before hearing this story, it's important to know these six people." "Shyam!" "Shyam!" "Look, you are not doing the right thing." "You didn't sleep at all." "And now you are toiling at night too." "You will fall sick." "Let me create this website manual." "Then everything will be fine." "No." "I am sure its something else." "You are behaving like this since the past two months." "Mother!" "I am like this for the past 25 years!" "Shyam!" "Son..." "I am your mother." "Look, you don't worry at all." "God can see how much you are toiling." "I think today your God is really angry." "Come on!" "Quickly give me supper!" " Yes!" "Give me something to eat." "I am famished." " Yes." "Hey, beautiful!" "Come on, brother Shyam!" "Fill my scrap book." "Not now, sister." "Please." "Do it, son." "She had been waiting for you since long." "I will get supper." "No, no." "Its okay, brother Shyam!" "We will do it later." "If you talk like this then I will have to do it, my little princess." "Here I sit." "So sister, ask the first question." "My favourite colour." "Blue." " My favourite boy." "No!" "My favourite friend, girl." "Priya." "Actually no one." "Cheating, brother Shyam!" "Quickly tell me." "Okay." "Next question." "I want to be a..." " Team leader." "My dream." " My own business." "The person I don't like?" " Bakshi." "Definitely." "Who is Bakshi?" "Bakshi meaning Ravan." "Dangerous Ravan." "Let me call him." "Bakshi!" "No, sir!" "Shyam, sir!" "Shyam!" " Sir, Agent Sam!" "Agent Sam!" "I always recognise a man with potential!" "Tell me!" "Sir, today it's raining heavily." "So..." "Is it raining in America?" "Sir, America?" "I don't think so, sir!" "Yes!" "So it's not raining here too!" "If they are working in America, we are working in India!" "You have a good one." "Sir, I will inform the rest of the team." "Okay!" "God bless America!" "Go!" "Answer the call!" " Yes, mother!" "Listen!" "Keep my milk ready!" "Yes!" "Oh my God!" "What a daughter-in-law have you given me!" "She is always on the phone!" "Hello, how are you?" "Hello, how are you?" "Hello, how are you?" "Yes, Radhika!" "I spoke to Bakshi!" "Today, it's a working day." "Look, let's go to office." "I will call military uncle and Romi." "You..." "Don't worry." "I will tell the girls." "Thanks." "You are a darling." "Bye." "Aryan, have you ever sat on a horse?" "No?" "Elephant?" "No?" "Son, if you had been here, I would have become an elephant, a horse for you." "But now you have gone so far away that I can only scan photos and send it to you." "Hello!" "Military uncle!" "We are working today!" "Okay!" "I will be waiting outside at 21:00 hrs." "Hello." "Yes!" "Shift is on." "Be ready." "Listen, don't come to pick me up." "I will come on the bike." "Are you mad?" "Look outside your window." "In this house, you don't have to open the window to see the storm." "Are they at it again?" "Yes." "But nowadays it's very serious." "Listen, ride the bike safely." "Please." "Mad!" "Completely mad!" "Hello!" " Hi, aunt!" "I wanted to tell Priyanka that the call centre is working today." "You are so sweet, dear." "Priyanka will miss you a lot." "Priyanka will miss me?" "Why, aunt?" "Hang on." "She only will tell you." "If you beat her again then I will make the police thrash you so badly..." "Priyanka!" " Yes, mother." "Radhika's call." "Very good girl." "Radhika!" "This time who has got smitten by you?" "No." "I was teaching a lesson to my maid's husband." "Teach a lesson to Mr. Bakshi." "Can you believe it?" "Today too he has called us." "O God!" "Are you serious?" "And listen, aunt was saying that you will miss us!" "Actually..." "Hail Lord Krishna!" "Hail Lord Krishna!" "Krishna!" "Krishna!" "Hail Lord Rama!" "Hail Lord Krishna!" "Mom!" "Hail Lord Krishna!" "Hail Lord Krishna!" "What's happening?" "Is everything fine, Priyanka?" "It's a long story." "I will tell you later." "Bye." "Hail Lord Krishna!" " Mom!" "Greetings." "I am going for work." "Who?" "Who are you?" " I am Shyam!" "Shyam, time for his medicine!" "You go." "Who was he?" " Father... take medicine." "Who are you?" "Sir, today, too you will sit in the front?" "Why are you starting the wrong topic?" "Start the car!" "Yes." "Hi, guys!" " Hi!" "What is this?" "Is this the time to come?" "We are waiting since the past 15 minutes." "Then you should have left!" "You are not doing any favour!" "That is what we will do from tomorrow." "Stop it, guys!" "Stop it!" "The night has just begun and you guys have already started." "Its 9:30." "Let's go!" "We have to pick up Priyanka too!" "Come on!" "Wait!" "Mom!" "Nobody should cast an evil eye on you!" "Come on!" "Hi!" " Hi!" "O God!" "What a night!" "Esha, you didn't call!" "Hello, military uncle!" " Hi, Priyanka." "Driver!" " Yes." "Shyam!" " Priyanka." "Let's go!" "Hello!" "Hello, teddy!" "I have to leave!" "The shift is getting over!" "No." "Just 15-20 minutes more." "There is a traffic jam." "Such a bad teddy!" "I am so sad!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "The network is bad!" "I am just reaching there!" "I can hear you!" "Talk to me!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "There is no network?" "There is network in my phone." "You want to try using this?" " No, thanks." "Who was it?" "Shefali?" "Shefali who?" "Shefali... that Curly Vurly!" " So!" "If it's true then say so." "Why are you hiding?" "I am telling you." " Stop it!" "Stop it, both of you!" "This is too much!" "Just relax!" "Always doing this!" "Hi, Shefali!" " I won't talk to you!" "I am sorry." "I got late because of my people." "You know, I am really sorry." "You are the team leader, right?" "No." "I am going to be one." "Bakshi is trying." "But tell me, how was your shift?" "Aren't UK people better than US people?" "I always told you!" "How unromantic!" "You are talking to me about work." "I am very sad." "Because you are very bad." "I am really sorry, sweetie pie." "But my shift is about to begin." "And my people too must be coming." "So you will have to go." "Okay." "Then be sad." "Be sad, teddy." "Sad!" "Okay!" "Sad!" "Is that good?" "Teddy is so sad that you are going away." "So sweet!" "Kiss!" " What?" "Kiss!" " Okay!" "Yes!" "Of course!" "Let's go." " Come." "They must be waiting for you." " Let them wait." "Yes." "Curly Vurly!" "Shyam!" "Bye, teddy." "Hello!" " Hi!" "What are you doing?" "Million dollar expression!" "Man in trouble!" "You don't belong to either of them." "Love life is bad." "And a worst career." "I don't understand your thinking." "Please give an explanation." "Just think." "Our lives have become miserable while reforming foreigners' lives." "We are no longer us." "From Varun, you became Victor." "From Shyam, I have become Sam." "Why?" "For these foreigners." "When confused, these foreigners call the local helpline and do you know passing through which links do we receive the call?" "Then we spend the entire night solving their problem." "How may I help you, sir?" "What can I do for you, sir?" "I tell you." "It's a horrible job." "Why are you smiling?" "Tell me something." "Are you angry with foreigners or yourself?" "This is the problem of the entire office." "You can ask anybody." "Here." "Your turn." "Come on." "And she is my confused Indian woman." "Rebecca." "Sorry." "Radhika." "Aren't you ashamed to change your name from Radhika to Rebecca?" "Absolutely not, Vroom." "I would do anything for Anuj." "Thanks." "Now she will sing her husband's praises." "Sorry!" "Military uncle!" "Tell me something." "At times, don't you feel angry working here?" "I get rid of my anger before I come to work." "Do you vent out your anger on the fair people?" "You too are fair." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Otherwise he will spit on me." "Oh!" "I will be Ms. India." "She is Elizabeth." "Alias Esha." "She missed all modelling events." "Esha, any complaints?" "Shut up, Vroom!" "I am really angry!" "Go!" "Get lost!" "She looks so pretty when she is angry!" "Shall we go?" " No." "I will stay here." "I will zoom." "Shall I go?" " Yes." "Coward." "Coward!" "Priyanka, any problems?" "Only with you both." "Got it?" "I told you." "Shefali is better." "You deserve Shefali." "And she is thin too." "Listen, shall we interview him too?" "Bakshi?" "Bakshi!" "Hey, Bakshi!" "You are a life saver, man!" "Well, you know my wife has this thing." "She wants to visit..." "what do you call it?" "The Taj Mahal or something." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Your wife's trip to Taj with family." "Consider it done, sir." "Give me the pleasure of sponsoring it." "No, no, Bakshi!" "I can not do that!" "No, no, no!" "It's not too much!" "She is... she is like my bhabhi (Sister-in-law)!" "Bhabhi!" "What did you just say?" "What?" "Bhabhi means brother's wife in India." "Brother's wife!" "Bakshi!" "You are no brother of mine!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "I know that!" "But in India when we like someone he becomes our relative." "So, she is my bhabhi!" "You mean, in India, you make people relatives just like that!" "O man!" "India is truly an amazing country!" "Yes!" "India is an amazing country!" "But God bless America!" "Bye-bye!" "And it's a slam dunk." "Bill, sir." " For what?" "For food, sir." "What else?" "200 samosas (fried snacks)." " Yes, sir." "150 cold drinks." " Yes." "300 Gulab Jamun (sweets)." " Yes." "I think this is an some unhealthy party's bill." "Yes, sir." "The party took place two months ago." "I have not received a penny of the payment." " So?" "So sir, will you do it?" " What?" "Payment!" " Why should I pay?" "Sir, it's your wife's birthday party bill." "Oh!" "I see!" "I see!" "My..." "Yes, this is my wife's birthday party bill." " Yes, sir." "Why was she born?" "You are right, sir." "Will you do it?" " What?" "Payment, sir!" " Payment!" "Yes!" "Forget all this!" "Tell me something." " Yes." "How is your cafeteria going?" "Fine, sir." "People lick their fingers." "I see!" "I see!" "And how long have you being doing the contract?" "Three years, sir!" " 3 years!" "I think, this year, I will have to give the contract to somebody else!" "Why?" "Why?" "Why, sir?" "What happened?" "Because I have received a complaint." "No, sir!" "No!" " I have received it!" "Soups contain flies." "And that too malaria flies." "Sir!" "Sir, you get malaria not from flies but from mosquitoes." "A worm is a worm." "Forget that." "You have lost your job." "Now sit at home and kill the flies." "And mosquitoes." "No, sir." "Please, sir." "And this bill?" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "I forgot!" "Your wife meaning my sister-in-law." " Yes!" "That's right!" "It's a birthday gift for sister-in-law." "You are a very intelligent man." " I tore it." "I love a man with a lot of potential..." "Now watch!" "How many contracts you receive!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" " What happened?" "Your ball!" " Thank you!" "Okay, guys!" "There is an announcement!" "All the call centre officers are being informed that tonight anytime everybody will be called for the fire drill exercise." "Yes!" "10:29 guys." "One minute to go." "Have a good one." "O my God!" "I am in big trouble!" "I am having a problem with my fridge!" "It's not cooling down!" "Can you help me?" "Yes, Mr. Smith." "You have a large WA500 refrigerator." "Am I right?" "Yes." "This is Mrs. Smith." "You know me?" "So you were saying your window AC cools up much more than you require." "Yes." "Can I tell you?" "You have a very attractive voice." "That makes me very hot." "This is not a good morning." "I am in a complete mess." "And I really need your help." "I unscrewed the cover of this thing." "You screwed the oven." "Well, yeah." "What else would I do?" "Madam, you have unscrewed the cover of the oven." "That should not be done even if you are the company personnel." "Victor, I had a large dish." "And it was too big." "So I improvised..." "The foreigner is in trouble." "There is absolutely nothing." "I can't see anything on my screen." "Madam, you need to put the power on." "Power?" "It is not going to work without the power." "Thank you." "Have a nice day." "It's always a pleasure, madam." "Thank you." "Bye." "Hello!" "What happened?" "Supervisor, there is too much static in the line." "Shall we pack up?" "The naked truth is, Bakshi, the calls are going down." "We have to get rid of some people." "Is that a problem?" "No, no, no, no!" "No, no, sir!" "No problem!" "No problem at all!" "Here, countless people die during rainy season." " What?" "In India, thousand people die every year in the rain!" "No problem at all, sir!" "In India, job cuts, no problem..." "You don't worry about it, sir." "Okay." "I am your man in India." "Bakshi!" "I will do it!" "Thank you!" "You are a real lifesaver, Bakshi!" "May I come in, sir?" "Agent Sam!" "Please come in!" "Sir!" " What can I do for you?" "We had to shut down the systems, sir." " Why?" "There is too much static in the lines, sir." "Static!" " Yes, sir." "Must be because of the weather." "Go and check." "It will be fine." "No, sir." "The static is very bad." "Nobody can hear anything." "And because of the rains, there are less agents." "And the load of calls is more." "If we can solve this problem immediately then it will be nice, sir." "It means this is a serious problem." "Yes, sir." "Agent Sam!" " Yes, sir." "What have I told you about serious problem?" "Sir..." "Chuck it back!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Chuck it back!" "Nothing really, sir." "Always look at the bigger picture." "Picture!" " Yes!" "Big!" " Chuck it back!" "Big picture!" "Big picture!" "Meaning it's important to think about the bigger picture." "Right, sir." " You know what I mean?" " Yes." "Let me show you!" "I will show you!" "What's this?" "I am not sure." " This is your career graph." "Right now you are here." "And you have to reach there." "Where I am right now." " Right, sir." "Think big, Agent Sam!" "If you think big, only then will you reach bigger places." "High thinking!" "High thinking!" "Right, sir." "Got it?" "Now think." "If you had to solve this serious problem then what would you have done?" "Sir, I would have called the system officer and informed him." " Yes." "But sir, if you called them, then they will come quicker." "But of course, I will make the call first." "It's okay." "Good!" "Very good!" "I like that!" "I like that!" "Sir!" "One thing, sir!" "Sir, if you can take a look at this CD." " What's this?" "Sir, it's a website manual." "Victor and I have prepared it, sir." "It's ready now." "Completely." "Sam and Victor's website manual." "Very good!" "Thank you, sir." " Very good!" "Once you have a look at it, shall I send a copy to Boston?" "No need!" "When you have given it to me then it will reach Boston too." "Of course!" "Right!" "Well done, Agent Sam." "I like a man with a lot of potentials!" "Thank you!" "God bless..." "America!" " Right, sir!" "Yo!" "Yo!" "Yo!" "Yo!" "Listen!" "Everybody in the house!" "Mumbai is around 200 miles." "The operating system is corrupted files." "DLL files." "DLL files." "And the system guy, there is some problem in the security patch." "Who is going to fix it?" "Who is going to fix it?" "I am going to fix it!" "What are you guys talking?" "Treat him!" "What does he say?" "20 minutes break." "Shall we chill out?" "Shyam!" " Your turn!" "Time pass is everybody's favourite." " Everybody has that." "Priyanka!" "I remembered!" "Aunt was saying there is special news today." "What is it?" "What's the matter?" "You people know." "My mother's dream is to get me married to a well settled NRI guy." "Yes." "I always used to say no." "But this time she insisted a lot, so I spoke to him on the phone." "He is decent." "Well settled." "He works in Seattle." "With Microsoft." "Mummy was keen." "He asked my decision." "So what did you say?" "I don't know." "Something clicked." "And I said yes." "I lose." "Great news!" "Esha, there is a difference between great news and breaking news." "Congrats!" "Congratulations, Priyanka!" "Thank you, uncle." "My son and grandson are in America." "It's supposed to be a nice country." "Anyway, Priyanka." "Aunt was right." "We are really going to miss you." "And now you will be on the other side of the phone." "Whatever it is, babe." "I am very happy that you have taken the right decision." "Okay!" "Won't you say something?" "About what?" "Systems are being repaired." "It will be mended." "I am getting married, Shyam." "Marriage is a good thing." "Well done." "My mom and dad too got married." "They say it's very good." "So good for you." "Can you give a better reaction?" "I said good." "I will say it twice." "Good!" "Good!" "Well done!" "Excellent!" "10 out of 10!" "Your marriage has been fixed." "India has not won the world cup." "You are talking as if I am responsible for all this!" "Here, the systems are not working." "And she wants to know my reaction." "Congratulations, my friend." " Leave it." "Now why are you tense?" "Your tension is going across the seven oceans." "Listen, since the time you met her your life has been a mess." "Remember the first day?" "Priyanka!" "You don't want to come?" "Where?" " For the training." "5 minutes are still left." "I am coming." " Okay." "Hey!" "Hi!" "O God!" "What was that?" "Is this your bag?" "Yes." "Are you okay?" "Are you okay?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "I am all right!" "By the way..." "Its quite heavy." "Must be weighing a kilo or two." "I am so sorry." "No." "It's all right." "I am really sorry." "Thanks." "Priyanka." "Shyam." "Nice to meet you." "I am sorry once again." "I am really sorry." "No, you are most welcome." "I mean its okay." "Okay then." " Okay then." "See you." " Oops!" "See you then!" " Bye!" "I received a blow that day." "And it's still hurting." "American guys are so lucky." "Right from Madhuri to your Priyanka." "These nrls get girls easily." "Nowadays the girls will talk about love and romance." "But they will marry not the guy they love, but a rich guy." "It's the best combination." "Idiot and rich." "But that time I didn't feel so." "35 equal 10." "This rule will help you to understand America." "Just remember." "A 35 year old American is equally intelligent with a 10 year old Indian." "They are like children." "So be patient." "Are you an American?" " No." "So why are you writing like a child?" "Shut up!" "So now we come to the most important session." "Accent training." "And mock calls." "Well, I think it's overheated." "Why don't you just switch it off?" "Best is to take it to the dealer." "Can you try to be a little more polite?" "Show a little more patience." " Yes, sir." "Good!" "Well, I think it's overheated." "Why don't you switch it off?" "Or sir, just take it to the nearest dealer." "Elizabeth, here." "My Queen Elizabeth!" "I am George Bush here." "Shut up!" "May I help you?" "Of course, Elizabeth." "My toilet's flush is not working." "Can you help me?" "Vroom, you are an American." "How come you are talking in Hindi?" "It's the current trend." "Americans talk in Hindi." "Indians talk in English." "Shut up!" " Already fed up?" "Shall we go for coffee?" "Before I get the job, you will make me lose the job." "Listen please!" "Sir, you have a problem with your toaster." " Yes." "Maybe your washing machine." " No." "Your oven?" " Yes." "Maybe your head." " A little lower actually." "You mean your heart." "Well, I am afraid, sir." "I can't help you with that." "Because I seem to be having the same problem." "That's nice!" "You think a coffee and a movie thereafter might help?" "Maybe." "If you love Priyanka, then why do you stay with Shefali?" "I want to forget about Priyanka." "And Shefali is a distraction to forget Priyanka." "You know." "I understand." "To wean you off the milk bottle Shefali is the nipple." "What examples do you give!" "Don't worry." "Everything will be fine." "Tomorrow morning they are coming to have flatbread." "Sweets will be distributed." "And you are saying everything will be fine." "I couldn't do anything in so many days." "What will I do overnight?" "Everything will be fine." "Once the website manual is passed you will be the team leader." "You never know!" "There is still time for the morning." "Don't worry." "Everything will be fine." "The way it was before." "System, cables, have no labels in Mumbai who want to become Shanghai." "You know why because I am the system guy." "Quiet, you idiot!" "5 minutes!" "5 minutes!" "Shyam!" " Yeah!" "Can you please do me a favour?" "Yeah." "Sure." "Ganesh messaged me." "He is saying he can't get through." "Can I give him the landline number?" "International mistress." "Sure." "It's your marriage." "Please." "Hello, Shyam!" "That hurt, didn't it?" "What are you?" " Your well-wisher." "The devil inside you." "Devil!" " A small, selfish devil." "Like Ravan." "Why are you standing?" "Sit." "Sit!" "Sit!" "Don't be afraid!" "Sit!" "Sit!" "How did you suddenly remember me?" "You don't want to hear what Ganesh is saying?" "Tap the landline, Shyam!" "Tap the landline!" "You just have to join two wires in the system room." "Yes." "I am not interested." "It's a sin to tap the lines." "It's a sin to endure injustice, Shyam." "You leave." "Go." "Hear how he is enticing your Priyanka." "Tap the landline." "Tap the landline." "This is the limit!" "What happened, Radhika?" "Being a daughter-in-law is more difficult than being a model." "Trust me." "Poor Anuj is working in Kolkata." "He called at home." "Mother-in-law said that I make the milk cribbing." "The almonds were big." "It could have got stuck in my throat." "She said... is Radhika trying to kill me?" "It's too much!" "Even after doing all this Anuj tells me to be like a daughter-in-law." "It's too much." "This is the limit." "He is stupid." "Why do you even bother?" "Yes, Radhika." "How long will you hear her nonsense?" "And at this age she won't change." "You only will have to do something." "Talk to Anuj." "Put your foot down." "Tell him what's happening." "How will he know if you won't tell him?" "Priyanka has started a women's movement." "Was she always like this?" "No." "I think I have made her like this." "All right!" "Cheers!" "Okay." "What's the matter?" "You are not happy?" "Yes." "But I would have been happier if we both had been alone." "It's our second anniversary, Shyam!" "I know." "That's why I invited everybody to share our joy." "What's wrong?" "You will never understand." "Priyanka!" "Listen, I have to..." "Priyanka!" "I will just be back." "Okay!" "Rahul, did you see Priyanka?" " No." "No, no!" "Did you see Priyanka?" "You don't know?" " I don't know Priyanka!" "Okay!" "Priyanka!" "Shyam!" "Priyanka!" "I'll come there!" "What?" "And I got you there!" "Listen!" "Listen!" "Listen!" "Listen!" " Shyam!" "Shyam!" "I am sorry!" "Look, tonight is a special night for us, so let's not spoil it!" "We had decided that we will give time for our relation to grow." "And on our second anniversary we will take our relationship forward, to the next level." "Tonight is the night to make love, right!" "Shyam!" "What is this?" "What are your intentions?" "Have you seen 'Titanic?" "'" " Yes." "But in 'Titanic' the hero dies in the end." "You won't survive either!" "This is unbelievable!" "I will never forget this night!" "Hold me in your arms tonight!" "I want to feel you next to me!" "Holding me so tight." "Do you have a condom!" "I have been carrying one for the last two years." "I will just have to check the expiry date." "Come baby, let's dance!" "Girl, give me a chance." "Come baby, let's dance!" "Girl, give me a chance." "Come, sway with me, girl!" "Let's do some romance." "No, no, no!" "Don't trouble me like this!" "I have come across many like you!" "Don't try to instigate me like this." "I say hello, you say bye!" "Come sway with me girl, have a cup of tea!" "Just once..." "Just once..." "Just once..." "Just once..." "Just once..." "Just give me one chance, girl." "Just give me once chance, girl." "I want to dance with you." "I want to dance with you." "Heart beats!" "Heart beats!" "Heart beats!" "Heart beats!" "Dance." "O beloved, come embrace me!" "Come, take a kiss." "Why do you roam around alone?" "Come, I will take you around." "I am not so easily instigated!" "Don't try to instigate me." "I don't want to go anywhere with you!" "Get lost from here!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "O beloved, don't trouble me like this." "Listen to what I have to say." "Don't shatter my dreams like this." "Come baby, let's dance!" "Girl, give me a chance." "Come sway with me, girl!" "Let's do some romance." "Dance." " I need you baby!" "You drive me crazy!" "How I miss you!" "Let me kiss you." "Let me kiss you tonight." "You think you are, some sort of hero!" "I think you are, a perfect zero." "I am not your wife!" "I am not going to... cook for you." "O beloved, give me a chance." "We both will be fine." "Come be with me!" "I will make you really happy" "No, no, no, no, no!" "I am not going to listen to you." "Listen young man." "O young bad man!" "Everything you say is a lie." "I say hello, you say bye!" "Come sway with me girl, have a cup of tea!" "Just once..." "Just once..." "Just once..." "Just once..." "Just once..." "Just give me once chance, girl." "Just give me once chance, girl." "I want to dance with you." "I want to dance with you." "Heart beats!" "Heart beats!" "Heart beats!" "Heart beats!" "Hello!" " Hey Priyanka, Ganesh!" "How are you doing tonight?" "Hi Ganesh!" "Doesn't he have any work in the office?" "What Microsoft?" "He must be Bill Gates tea-server." "Shyam, tap the phone-call!" "Carefully." "Tap the phone, don't bore me!" "Come on!" " That's wrong!" "That's a very wrong thing!" " Go from here, I told you!" "Go!" " I should leave!" "Give me some time to think." "Shyam, tell me one thing!" "Is it necessary for Priyanka to play with her hair while talking to Ganesh?" "Okay, got to go now!" "I will call you later." "Think about the colour, okay!" "Bye!" " Okay!" "Fine!" "Talk to you later!" "What was he saying?" "He is buying a car." "Some Lexus!" "Wow, Lexus!" "Boss, she is marrying a Lexus." "He was asking you to choose the colour too." "Lucky girl!" "Is this Ganesh a man or a child?" "Needs money to select a girl and a wife to select the colour of the car." "Wife!" "Who, wife?" "No!" "Let's do one thing!" "Let's tap the line." "That's thinking like the devil." "I like it." "Okay!" "What are you doing?" "Nothing!" "I was just checking the static!" "You think I am a fool!" "Tell me what were you doing?" "I was taping the landline." "Now, don't ask me why!" "Fine!" "Why?" "Don't ask me such questions at such delicate moments." "Do one thing." "Join the red wire with the blue wire." " Yes." "I don't know why I am helping you, man!" "Done." "And now that you have resorted to such cheap methods..." "The girls are having a discussion in the bathroom." "Shall we go there wearing a veil?" "Ladies, gents, common wall." "And walls have ears too." "There." "Shyam's face was worth watching when you asked about the phone." "Obviously, Nisha, he will feel scared." "After all, he loves you." "Love is fine, it is important." "But money is more important." "It's according to one's need." "Some need money and some love." "Chill." "Girls, please!" "This is not an NDTV talk show." "Let's change the topic!" "And by the way, everything is important in life." "Money, love, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera!" "Except for Shyam!" "We want to hear what they are saying, and not you." "Listen!" "Why doesn't Anuj ever leave his mummy?" "Forget about mummy he doesn't even have time to spend with me." "He spends all his time in keeping others happy." "Radhika, a sales job is very tough." "You have to do everything for career." "Are you okay, Esha?" "Yes, I am fine." "Actually, I am a bit stressed for Nick!" "I did all I could." "I just hope it gets done." "It will happen!" "Lord, please fulfill her task!" "Listen!" " Come on, girls, we have spent a lot of time here." "The boys must be tensed." "Tension, us." "Catch me!" "Shyam... he isn't taking Ganesh's news rightly." "He is so childish!" "Is she talking about me?" " No!" "Get real, girls!" "Ganesh is much more well - settled than Shyam." "Oh God!" " And this is a question about getting married!" "Not just going around." "Right!" "She is talking about me!" " No!" "Why you?" "What are you doing?" " Leave me!" "Leave me!" "Leave me!" "Leave me!" " I won't spare her!" "Hello!" "Hi!" "Sir, it is not what you think it is." "I don't have to think." "I can see everything." "But, I can understand the pressure of work." "Late nights." "Long shifts." "But doesn't matter, this is an American company everything goes here." "Why aren't the girls in their places?" "No idea, sir." "No idea!" "No problem!" "I will just go." " Sir!" "Sorry sir!" "Please excuse me!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Hello!" "Start spreading the news." "Sir, you sing very well." " Thank you!" "I am leaving today!" "I'm going to be a part of it!" " What happened?" "Should we ask him about the website manual?" "Shall I?" " Yes." "I am gonna be." "Away." " Sir, we wanted to ask you something." "Sir, actually..." "That..." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "No, no, no, no sir." "It's regarding the manual." " Yes sir!" "The website manual." " Yes!" " Not a problem." "That has reached Boston!" " It has reached." "Yes." " Superb!" "You both continue." "Continue, boys!" "Have a good time!" " Thank you sir." "Enjoy yourselves." " Absolutely." "Do visit our loo sometime again sir." "Boston!" "Boston!" "We are going to make it there." "What are you thinking, Esha!" "Life is so strange, Varun." "Everything seems to be going fine." "And then, suddenly the next moment... everything seems over!" "You know Esha you need a anchor in your life." "What do you mean by anchor?" "These days I have been thinking a lot about you." "About me?" "You know how long we have been friends." "I think we should go beyond." "You think that something can..." "Come on, Esha, you know me." "I think we should see each other." "Hello!" "Yes would be a better answer." "Varun, you know..." "I even left home for modelling." "I don't have time or place for a boyfriend in my life." "A boyfriend can be a friend too." "He can support you like a friend too." "Come on, Esha, don't deny the comfort level." "We have spent so many nights together." "What do you mean by that?" "In the call centre." "Varun, there is a limit to cracking a joke." "Just shut up!" "Esha!" "Esha!" "Esha!" "Varun!" "That's it!" "Girlfriend!" " Yes." "Yes sir, I do understand." "So, you are trying to tell me that your vacuum cleaner sucked your socks." " Yes!" "And it's not a pleasant feeling." "Just sucked in by a machine." "It's like Jaws." "And you were wearing it at that time?" "Yes, and I am still wearing them!" "O God, I don't know what to do." "Okay, don't panic sir." "All you got to do is shut down the power." "Okay, but how can I move?" "Thanks!" "Yes ma'am, I understand it's an emergency but you simply cannot wash your innerwear in the dishwasher." "Oh, no innerwear, only dishes." "Yes, but you can wash the dishes." "You really need to add that feature in there." "Trust me, women will thank you." "Western appliances sir, how can I help you?" "This is Sam here." "Good afternoon, Mr. Fox!" "I believe you are having trouble with your vacuum cleaner." "When did you last change your dust bags?" "Like hell I remember!" "Dust bags!" "It's a crap machine!" "Who are you talking too?" "Sir, I would request you not to use that language." "Give me a break." "You are some brown kid from India, right." "Sir, I am sorry I cannot disclose my location to you." "I know you are some nut from India." "So what did you do to get this job?" "A degree in nuclear physics!" "Sir, do you need help with your vacuum cleaner yes or no?" "Oh, stop it!" "I can change my own dust bags." "When are you going to change the code of your country!" "Hey, you good for nothing fat American couch potato!" "Right, sir." " If you say anything about India then I will thrash you black and blue!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Vroom!" "What are you doing?" "You know we don't have to talk to such people." "We have to..." " We can't talk to them like that." "They call themselves superpower and they take all the information from us." "If the system wouldn't have been down then I would have given him a piece of my mind." "The system is down, I will have to organise that first." "Forget it." "What forget it?" " Take a break!" "We can't just take a break like that." "Why, you are very eager to talk to such people?" "That's our job, Vroom!" "Can't get through also." "You are just great." "Why you..." " Hey." "Vroom, what's wrong with the line." "It got disconnected." "Like me, everyone's line got disconnected." "Stupid!" "Idiot!" "Why are you looking so grumpy?" "Just missing Anuj!" "It's been a long time since I talked to him." "Do you want to talk to him?" " What?" "You want me to call him?" " What?" "Call him!" " What are you doing, Vroom?" "You are missing him, and you don't want to talk to him." "Are all girls confused?" "Stop it, Vroom!" "You know how Anuj is!" "Vroom, what are you doing?" "It's very late, and you know Anuj doesn't like this sort of jokes!" "Yes, sure!" " Vroom!" " Yes." "You are missing him, you want to talk to him, isn't it?" "Everyone, line 5!" "Hello!" " Pick up!" "Pick up!" "Pick up!" "Pick up!" "Hello!" "Hi, am I talking to Mr. Anuj?" " Yes, who is this?" "Hi, this is Max from Radio Mirchi!" "Sir, you have just won a gift hamper." "Gift hamper!" "You aren't selling anything, aren't you?" " No sir." "We aren't selling anything, we are sending it!" "In fact, you can send anyone in India, a dozen roses." "Really!" "Anyone, your friend, your sister, your mother." " Hey!" "Your wife." "Then I would like to send it, to my girlfriend." "Her name is Payal!" "My girlfriend Payal stays in Delhi." "She is a modern girl, so send her a modern bouquet!" "Anuj!" "Who is Payal?" "Hello!" "Who is this?" "Hello, hello Max!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "This is not Max!" "This is your wife, Radhika." "Your foolish wife, Radhika!" "What is this joke?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "God!" "Hey." "Radhika!" "I am really sorry!" "You didn't do anything!" "Shit." "Radhika!" "Radhika!" " It's okay!" "Let me take my medicines, everything will be fine." "What are you doing?" "God!" "Radhika!" "Hey, Shyam!" " Yes!" "I have been trying to send a mail to my grandson." "But the mail comes back with an error message." "Just take a look." "Sure, I will take a look." "So, he likes animals." "Doesn't this look like Bakshi?" "I have zipped the file." "It will lose some of it's resolution but he will receive the mail." " That's done." "When we were young, we would fight men!" "Now we are fighting these computers." "But thank you very much." "This means a lot to me." "You will know when you will become a grandpa." " Grandpa." "I don't even have a girlfriend!" "God knows when I will have a wife, when she will have children." "I mean, when we will have children!" "Then those children will have children." "It's a very long struggle, uncle." "Is it an error message again?" "Let's see." "No uncle, this time you have received a reply." "Please don't clutter my mail box the way you have cluttered my life!" "Stay away from my son!" "I don't want your attachment!" "Or file attachments." "Surely something must be wrong with me." "Or else, why would have my son send such a message?" "He won't let me meet you." "Hello!" " Hello Priyanka!" "Good that you picked up the phone." "This woman is a major problem." "Did you hear her voice?" "Mom." "You are still awake?" "Did he give you the good news?" " What good news?" "Is he dead?" "That he is coming to India the next month." "This time, he was come to select a girl." "But he has decided, to get married, with you." "Mom!" "So soon." "I am there!" "Why are you getting worried?" "Just see, I will organise a grand event." "Mom, it is not about organising a party." "How can I... without knowing him..." "It is the question of my life!" "No, no, no!" "What, no, no, no?" "Am I not worried about your life?" "You know, I prayed for you so much." "That my daughter gets settled down!" "She becomes happy." "I have just finished my veneration for the 5th time!" "Just for you." "When two women are fighting then, the woman that cries first wins." "Mother knows everything!" "Hail mother!" "Hail mother!" "Mom, I am working." "Please don't create a scene." "I have said yes, why are you pushing me for marriage?" "I haven't even met him?" "You met that vagabond Shyam so many times." "Did anything happen?" "Can you kill her!" "Torment her to death, please." "Mom, that's over." "How many times have I told you, that's history?" "Okay, okay fine dear." "You think about it!" "Take your time and think." "But dear, this time think about everyone." "Don't just think about yourself." "Okay!" "Yes, Priyanka's mother, yes!" "Four months ago, your dear daughter made this vagabond history." "To tell you the truth, Shyam!" "My mother married my father and he was just a government employee." "Why?" "Because he was a nice man." "She spent all her life washing clothes and utensils." "Her sisters waited, and married more qualified men." "And today, they are wealthier." "And mummy feels they are happier." "It's not that mummy doesn't want good things for me." "And actually, I want to marry a well settled boy too." "So, the problem in our relation is not just your mom." "It's you too." "There is no one reason for a relationship going bad, Shyam." "There are many issues." "You don't take a feedback, keep taunting me." "And don't understand my needs." "How many times have I said, concentrate on your career." "Shut up now!" "Just shut up and don't start about my career." "I know what I am doing." "Save your advice for your next boyfriend, please." "This... your attitude." "At home, mummy doesn't understand." "And here, you don't understand." "You have changed so much." "I am still the same." "I keep it up everyday!" "I am a bad boss!" "I know, I know half the bosses of the world are bad!" "You have changed!" "We used to go to the inn and have tea, were happy then." "But now, if you need an NRI boy to spend your life okay fine, I am fine!" "Cool!" "Just go ahead and break up!" "Break up for all I care." "Can't we at least be friends!" "No, I have many friends and I don't need friends like you." "Thinks she is offering me a consolation prize can't we be friends!" "What... won't you say anything now?" "I don't know what to say." " Why?" "Any last vice, advice." "Don't miss your last chance to taunt your good-for-nothing boyfriend, please." "You know, you keep saying you are good for nothing." "That's not true!" "There is one thing you are very good at." " Yes, what?" "You are very good at hurting people." "Excuse me!" "Why didn't you tell me?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "America's complaining systems are down!" "Systems are down!" "Systems are down!" "Systems are down!" "You are talking about systems." "You know what all are down here." "Someone's marriage is on the verge of breaking." "Someone's son has left him." "Someone is looking for love." "And my life doesn't have a any meaning." "Can you fix all this?" "Sir, I can only fix the system." "I am sorry." "But sir, either God can fix your problem... or Rajnikanth!" "Why Rajnikanth?" "Because he is God in our Tamil Nadu!" "Excuse me, sir, there is still some time for take off." "Take some more time." " Okay sir." "Your story is very interesting but your God has still not called." "He will." "Why don't we have a cup of coffee before that?" "Here is your coffee!" " Thank you!" "Come on, quickly start narrating it again." "After that, there was a phone call." "Nice colour, isn't it?" "Pick up the phone, some one." "No one else is thinking about anything." "Hello!" "Hi, Piyu!" " She hates being called Piyu!" "Who is it?" "Hi, and it's Priyanka!" "Oh, sorry!" "How is your day?" "I mean, how is your night?" "Ganesh, mummy was saying..." "You are a big fool." "So mummy told you." "I wanted to give this good news to you myself." "Tomorrow, my parents are coming to your house to fix the marriage date." "To fix the date!" " 30th February!" "It's not there in the calendar." "Anyway, I am arriving next month." "First marriage and then honeymoon." "Tell me, Bahamas or romantic Paris!" "You fool, you are going to go there alone decide it yourself!" "Tell me!" "Bahamas or Paris?" "I will do one thing, I will book both." "Yes, anyways!" "Dogs are not allowed in the hotels." "Ganesh!" "Isn't this going too fast?" "In this computer age." "You have said yes to me." "Yes, but this marriage and we haven't even met each other." "And it is the question of our life." "In just one month, how..." "Whether it is a month or a year!" "I want to marry you!" "And to tell you the truth, I have already married your photo." "I just have to make you sit in the palanquin and bring you to America." "And you come on the donkey!" "Ganesh, please." "I can't understand anything." "Priyanka, you have talked to mummy isn't it?" "She is so happy." "Why doesn't he marry mummy?" "He can take her tomorrow itself." "In fact, he can take her right now." "The fool." "I know family is important." "But Ganesh, nothing is going right now." "Give me time to think." "Just tonight." "Okay, bye!" " Bye." "Everything fine?" " Fighting fit, sir" "Priyanka... finished talking to foreign!" "Any trouble in paradise?" "I was talking about my honeymoon!" "Any problems?" " Never!" "If I get a Lexus in my marriage then I will happily go for the honeymoon!" "Isn't it?" "Yes, why not?" "If you get a Lexus, then you go for a honeymoon in Bahamas or Paris!" " What?" "What did you say?" " What did I say?" "You said Bahamas or Paris!" "No, I said go for the honeymoon!" "Before that!" " If I get Lexus!" "Shyam, you said Bahamas or Paris!" "Really, did I say that?" "Did you hear that?" " No!" "No, I didn't say that." "Don't change the topic." "You said Bahamas or Paris!" "Yes, he said it." "I heard it too." "He might have said it, why are you getting angry?" "Ganesh had mentioned the same two places." "How do you know?" "Did you tap my phone?" "Yes!" " No!" "Yes!" " Yes!" "Yes, we tapped it!" "You showed me how to join the wire." "Shameless people!" "I can get you fired." "See." "Look Priyanka, do one thing..." "You..." "You... you..." "Do whatever you want about it, what else is left." "Please, stay away from my life." "There are a lot of problems already." "Forget it!" "Don't argue with them." "Esha!" "You have lost that chance!" "Shut up, Vroom!" "Guys, guys!" "2:30!" "Team meeting, remember." "Hi guys!" "I have called you here because it is necessary to bring changes in this company!" "Unfortunately, we have to downsize this company." "That means people will be fired." "So, it wasn't a rumour." "But why are you firing people?" "There is a lot that can be done." "What can be done?" "You tell me." "When I can't think of an idea then what will anyone else think about?" "Sir I mean... who will be losing their jobs." "I mean... when will we know that." "The list is being prepared you will know it by morning!" "How many people will lose their job?" "Well, after all the efforts I feel... 35-40%!" "This is absolutely crazy, sir." "I can't help it guys." "I am..." "I am really sorry." "But I have no choice." "Sir, that's ridiculous." "That means 1000 agents." "Hey Mr. Journalist!" "Not just 1000, if we have to fire 2000 people to save this company, then that's alright." "That's the reality!" "I mean the moment of truth!" "Understood." "Hello!" "My big brother from Boston." "Anytime is a good time to hear your voice, sir." "Could you just hold on a moment please?" "Thank you." "I will see whose job I can save." "You may Go!" "God bless America." "Hello sir." "Vroom!" "Keep the receiver at the side and press extension 2!" "You were trying to say something." "I am eagerly awaiting it!" "What's the news, sir?" "Oh really, Thank you very much, sir!" "I am so very glad." "You are transferring me to Boston!" "Well, that's so cool!" " Boston!" "That's fantastic!" "I am going to tell my wife I am sure she is going to be right over the moon!" "He is shifting to Boston, what about us?" "I am really glad you liked my website manual." "Website..." "His manual!" "Sure, anytime." "He is shifting to Boston saying that he has made the manual." "Has he even read the manual?" "I am going to kill this fool!" "That way we will surely lose our jobs!" "Who cares?" "Why don't we mail the Americans and tell them what he has done?" "And, whom will they listen to?" "The manager, that talks to them ten times a day or one of their agents amongst millions!" "First marriage and now the job." "Great!" "I will not spare him." "Vroom!" "When the enemy is cunning then use your brains and not might." "Meaning!" "I mean, use your brains sometimes." "That's right, Vroom!" "Tonight, nothing is working right." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Are you okay?" "Esha, that..." "To fulfil my dreams, first I fought with my parents." "Then I fought with this city!" "I fought with the world!" "I fought with my fate!" "I fought!" "I fought!" "I fought!" "I am still fighting." "For the past three years, nothing happened." "In the third year, scared of not getting a chance in the fashion wing, I gave into him." "He lied to me!" "He used me!" "And I hate myself!" "I hate myself!" "I hate myself!" "Vroom, what are you doing?" "Vroom, stop it!" "Vroom, what are you doing?" "Vroom, control yourself." "Vroom, what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "What happened?" "What is all this?" "I am sorry, Esha!" "Hey!" "Vroom, what do you want to get out of doing all this?" "What did you get from sleeping with that ma'am?" "And what was all that Esha?" "I left home for work!" "I don't have time for a boyfriend." "And today, when I jokingly said that we have spent so many nights here together..." "You felt so bad." "Now, after hearing your truth..." "how bad must I have felt?" "Why are you talking to her like this?" "It's her life, she can do whatever she wants." "Who are you to insult her like this in front of everyone?" "Yes, you are right!" "Who am I?" "I am sorry!" "Tell her!" " I am sorry, Esha!" "Lts okay, Vroom!" "There was truth in what you said, that's why I felt bad." "I need a break!" "I need to get out of here!" "Vroom, I will come along too." "I need a chemist." "I think I need a drink." "I think we all do." "I think it's best if we all take a break." "This is just a piece of paper." "Where is the doctor's prescription?" "Where will I get the prescription from at 3 o'clock in the night?" "Sorry madam, without that, I cannot give you this medicine." "Have you understood?" "Please try and understand." "I really need those medicines." "Radhika!" "What happened, Radhika?" "Uncle, just see; he wants a prescription." "Where will I get the prescription from at this hour?" "Excuse me!" "Give it to her!" "It must be necessary that is why she needs it." "Look here, sir; this is not a normal medicine." "This is a medicine for anti depression." "The youth nowadays make wrong use of it." "Look, I take the entire responsibility." "Please." "There are side-effects too of this." "You just don't understand." "Thank you!" "Radhika, are these medicines necessary?" "He says that there are side effects?" "Uncle, Anuj was my life and my dream." "And to fulfil that dream, I got married to him." "After a few days that dream shattered." "And it began to hurt me." "Then my mother-in-law used to taunt me." "Uncle I would have suffered all that." "But instead of taking my side Anuj would always take his mother's side." "Then I had to undergo an abortion forcibly." "And then I was asked to join the call centre for nightshifts." "As if it was an easy task to look after the house in the day time." "And today Anuj ultimately broke all bonds today on the telephone." "Uncle, you tell me; what should I have done?" "What could I do?" "Madam, your medicines." "I have my own sky." "I have my own stars." "I have my own sky." "I have my own stars." "I have my own storms." "I have my own shore." "I am my own master." "My own master!" "I am my own master." "I have my own sky." "I have my own stars." "I have my own storms." "I have my own shore." "I am my own master." "My own master!" "I am my own master." "I am my own master." "I am my own master." "The one who comes will create some magic." "Then the coming moments will be our own." "We have seen the world very closely." "You meet someone only by fate." "You never attain or nothing happens in a moment." "People just say this." "I have my own strength." "I have my own support." "I have my own storms." "I have my own shore." "I am my own master." "I am my own master." "It is not in our hands to live or to die." "Only He knows who controls everything." "We own the moon, sun and the stars." "The twinkling stars are our dreams." "It is a crime to live, our destination is far." "It is such an amazing thing!" "I have my own world." "I have my own views." "I have my own storms." "I have my own shore." "I am my own master." "My own master!" "I am my own master." "I am my own master." "My own master!" "I am my own master." "Hey!" " Are you showing your muscles?" "Hey listen!" " Yes!" "Give me the keys, I will drive the car." "If the car is there, Vroom will drive it fast." "Look here, you are intoxicated, give me the keys." "Don't tell lies!" "Okay!" "Then tell me how many fingers are these?" "Tell me." "Tell me!" "Are you Hrithik Roshan?" "What?" "No!" "Then you will have only five, isn't it?" "Okay, take a deep breath and show me." "Come on." "Show me!" "Come on do it!" "Saw!" "I told you, isn't it?" "Come on now do not give me advice, give me your hand." "Vroom, what is your problem?" "Shyam, why can't we smile like these toothpaste Ads?" "Just see, how that liar is smiling after chewing one walnut." "And look over there; after washing all those dirty clothes that wretched lady seems so happy." "Vroom, I have not understood what you..." "I will explain to you." "I am tied half to my father and half to my mother." "And they have constantly fought with each other all their lives." "That is why my one half fights with the other half." "Buddy, forget about them." "They are as it is fighting." "We will go!" "Come on, get up!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Now what happened?" "These are our youth icon!" "Just look at this brother." "He lifts up his bat and says..." "Oh my!" "Have a biscuit." "And this stupid girl says..." "with a smile... drink Cola." "Do you know how much sugar this cola contains?" "Seven to Eight spoons!" "Poison!" "Diabetes!" "These are our youth icons!" "For money they can even sell a panty saying that this is a vest." "Stupid youth icons!" "One minute!" " What are you doing?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Who is that?" " What noise is this?" "Come on!" "Come on, run form here!" "Come on all of you sit in the car." "Come on all of you sit in the car." "Quickly!" " Oh my God!" "Hey!" " Oh!" "Sorry, guys!" "Some day you will land us into trouble." "I will kill you!" "Give me water!" "Put on the brakes!" "Varun, off the engine." "The car is balancing on a few steel rods." "If we even move a little it is possible that the car may go down." "Use your phones!" "Cell phones please." "Try and call up someone!" "Call someone for help." "Oh my God!" "No network!" "Is there network?" " There is no network?" "Oh my God!" "Guys, there is no network." "There is no network." "No network." "Hell!" "When it is needed it never works." "Oh God!" "Now what?" "Sorry, guys!" "It had to end like this." "But think of tomorrow's headlines." "A drunk driver kills six working at a call centre." "If I would have got one more chance maybe then I would have lived my life in a little different way." "Even I was thinking the same thing." "'As it is what is left in my life that I should live.'" "I do not want to die!" "Guys, I do not want to die!" "I do not want to die!" "Radhika, calm down!" "Calm down, Radhika!" "Calm down!" "Radhika!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hey!" "How come from a broken down phone..." "But it is ringing." "Shyam, pick it up!" " Pick it up!" "Shyam, pick it up!" " Pick it up!" "Shyam, pick up the phone." "Who is it?" "Whose call is that?" "Who is that?" "It says God!" " What?" "Shyam, stop joking, come on!" "Shyam!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "God!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello, Shyam!" "Varun, Esha, Priyanka, Radhika military uncle!" "Do you know us?" "I know much more than you know about yourself." "Are you really God?" "I only know the truth." "You human beings have started telling lies." "Tell me how did life come till here?" "May be you must have written this in our destiny?" "No Varun;" "I do not write your destiny." "But your deeds decide your fate." "The fruits of which have brought all of you till here." "But everything in this world happens according to your wish, isn't it?" "That is what the world says, not I." "But you have created this universe." "But you people stay in it." "You decide what you have to do and what you don't have to do." "Not I." "I just keep an account of your deeds." "As your deeds so is the fruit." "But the deeds also depend upon the situation, isn't it?" "And the situations are not in our hands." "Come on we will try and understand it in this way." "How many calls do you hear in a day?" "100!" "200?" "And which is the most important call from this?" "My call!" "But we are hearing you for the first time!" "We are meeting you for the first time." "This is not the truth!" "I am always with you." "I have given all of you a voice!" "The inner voice!" "The voice of your soul." "That is my voice." "That is to show you the right path before you start any job." "But you do not like to hear that at all." "Because that voice stops us from doing so many things." "It frightens us!" "But why does it stop you?" "How does it frighten you?" "Because... because we do all that we do not wish to do." "How can we live such a life?" "So how good is this life on which you have tread ignoring my voice?" "Why do you fear from all that when I am with you?" "If you would listen to you inner voice and tread on that path then may be you would have had a better life." "We accept what you say." "But what was lacking in us that we stayed back in the race of life?" "You will have to change the way of your thoughts." "Four things are necessary for your success." "You have the first two with you." "A little intelligence and a little imagination." "The third thing is self confidence." "Which you are losing gradually." "You just accept anything that anyone says." "And the fourth?" "And the fourth thing is the most difficult one." "To lose!" " To lose?" "Yes!" "It is very necessary to lose to win." "Because this is one fear that stops your progress." "For you to make progress!" "To take your own decisions." "It stops you from doing everything." "All of you are running away from life from fear of losing." "Till you fear falling down, you will never be able to fly." "We will convey your thoughts to all." "We will learn to win by losing." "And we will teach that to others too." "You never ignore the voice of your soul." "You just change your present." "I promise you tomorrow." "Will we... will we be able to get out from here?" "It is the rule of nature, the way you start that way you end." "I say... hold on one second." "It's about time!" "Yes!" "Ready for the first step?" "Esha!" " I got it!" "Come on!" " Yes!" "Let's go!" "Hello Bakshi!" "Hello, Mr. Bakshi!" "There is a very important call for you from Boston!" "From Boston?" "Alright!" "Right!" "Put it through!" "Oh we are so sorry we cannot transfer the call to main bay 3." "Could you please hurry to bay 2?" "Main bay?" " Yes, sir." "I am on my way!" " Thank you!" "New York!" "New York!" "Hurry up guys!" "Bakshi is coming back." "What is happening here?" "And what are you doing in my office?" "And that's my chair; get up!" "And who broke the cafeteria?" "Waw!" " Catch that, sir!" "You are in a bad plight." "What do you mean my plight is bad?" "And please get up from that chair." "Bakshi, the mail that is written here, would you like to read or hear it?" "What mail?" " Mail!" "Email." "To the female." "Give me that!" "Dear, Esha!" "My offer is very simple!" "Just one night with me." "You make me happy." "And I will save you from right sizing." "Talking about sleeping with the agent to save your job?" "Sir, that is a very wrong thing." "It is very shameful." "But... this..." "I have never written this?" "Sir!" "I used to look up to you as my father." "And you..." "But... but... please..." "I..." "Bakshi, you should feel ashamed." "This was not expected from you." "But... but... this... this..." "Esha!" "Calm down Esha." "I have never thought about you in that way." "Even when you come wearing these short skirts I never thought about you in that way." "Shut up you Sicko!" " What?" "Sicko?" "Sir can you prove that you have not written this Email?" "And will the people from Boston accept what you say?" "People from Boston?" "But what have the people from Boston to do with this?" "Hey you American fellow!" "If it is not there then it will become." "Because I have many friends in the media." "And when every TV channel will cover this then Boston!" "Boston!" "Will ask you questions." "Boston!" "Boston!" "We are standing outside that call centre where the manager demanded the honour of a girl against her job." "The name of that fool is Subhash Bakshi." "He is such a fool..." "That fool has come here." "After all what do you think the ladies are?" "Why did you do this?" "How would you feel if this would have happened with your daughter?" "Tell us, what would you like to say about this?" "No!" "No!" "All of you... what do you all want?" "Sir, a small demand before a big demand." "Sir, if you could turn around?" "Please turn around, sir." "Thank you!" "I love a man with no potential!" "Oh, that felt good!" "Just one more time sir." "Thank you!" "A simple question!" "Why did you do this?" "Look here boys!" "The situation was such... what could I do?" "Either you would lose your job or I would." "So it is better that you lose your job." "You see, life is like a game of snakes and ladders." "Life is a game of snakes and ladders." "Some people get bitten by the snake." "And some people go ahead on the ladder." "I got the CD of your website so I went ahead." "But... in any case now it is too late you see because next week I am going to Boston." "But I have to say that I wish you all the best for a very bright future." "I..." "I will miss you boys." "And so will Boston!" " Right!" "Boston?" "But what has Boston to do with this?" "Your boss is keeping a watch on you!" "Bakshi, this is unbelievable!" "I never expected this from you." "Stealing manuals!" "Threatening people." "What are you running down there?" "Your own kingdom?" "Sir please!" "Sir, please try and understand." "You see I was trying to help these boys." "I was trying to protect them." "You better pack your bags, Bakshi; you are fired!" "I am fired!" "Bakshi, get the hell out of there!" "Sir, you can't do this to me." "I..." "I..." "I promise you I will..." " You are fired!" "I am fired?" "Oh my God!" "Bakshi, this is a game of snakes and ladders." "From 99 you have come down straight to zero." "Time to go now." "Go away we will do the packing." "Get out!" "Move aside!" " See you sir!" "Bye-bye!" "Thank you, agent Sam!" "Agent Victor!" "Sir, it is not Sam and Victor but Shyam and Varun, sir." "I understand it is hard for you to pronounce our names." "But is important for you to address the people correctly if you want to do business in our country." "Okay!" "Agents, Shyam and Varun." "What's step two?" "Well step two would be... to increase the call volumes?" "And we will have to save the Charles." "Sir, to increase the call volumes and to save the Charles by this morning." "By the morning?" "Seems impossible." "But if you guys can do that then we will truly believe that India is a land of miracles." "Trust us, sir;" "India is truly a land of miracles." "Alright!" "Good luck and Gods be." "Let's get the fire started!" "Hello friends!" "Everyone!" "Attention please!" "Hello!" "Hey you talkative fellow!" "From tomorrow you will have all the time." "Now pay attention here." "The news is this that tomorrow five hundred from us are going to lose their job." "And the white fellows there have already started making a list." "Tomorrow we will receive the list." "Hey boss, what joke is this?" "How can they throw us out of the job like this?" "Why not?" "Leave aside our jobs Our government too is dependent on them." "Because they say that they are first world and we are third world." "And we have even accepted this." "That's not right!" "But they are white and they always think that they are right." "But this is wrong!" "There is a lot that is wrong." "We keep quiet to fulfil our necessities and they exploit us." "Their job, their money so it is their wish." "So what now?" "So now what?" "We will have to start a fire!" "Fire!" " Fire!" "Not here but there." "We will have to make those white fellows understand that if we can earn four times more and give them." "Then when the time comes we can take it too." "Yes!" "Yes!" "But how is this possible?" "Generally the white fellows are fools." "And they are scared too." "Because they have a lot in their lives to lose." "That is why scare them." "Okay, but how will we do this?" "Tell them that there is virus in their computers." "And they will have to keep calling us to save from that." "Then you see!" "Till tomorrow those white fellows will get so many calls that they will need at least 500 intelligent operators to handle that." "Aren't we right?" " Right!" "I can't hear you!" " Right!" "Shall we set that on fire?" "Set it on fire!" "Hello!" " Hello!" " Yes!" "Hello!" " Hello!" "Hello!" " Hello!" "Hello!" " Hello!" "Hello!" "Is it a dangerous virus?" "Yes!" "Let me inform you that this is the most dangerous virus that is ever, ever been found." "I'd better get home then." "We have encountered the most dangerous virus." "This is the most dangerous virus." "Mr. Farz!" "There is a dangerous virus in your computer." "Please take that extremely seriously and please keep calling us back." "What?" "A virus effect?" "Thanks for the warning!" "Oh thank you!" "A virus attack in America?" "I had told you that India is better?" "Virus?" "It seems like a virus message!" "Please call India every hour!" "I would just like to inform you that there is a deadly virus in your computer." "So please keep calling us back so that we can help you throughout." "There is a dangerous virus in your computer." "How do I discharge myself from this virus?" "Kindly call us before you decide to use any of your appliances, thank you!" "Is this 142316?" "Yes, that's right, ma'am." "Please keep calling." "Thank you!" "God, trust these people!" "Right sir, thank you very much!" "This is amazing!" "The white fellows have gone crazy." "The calls are not just stopping." "Brother, this is just insane!" "In half an hour fifty percent of the volume of the calls has gone high." "Finally, the shift is over." "I am so excited that you are coming to Chandigarh." "Of course!" "Just that military uncle should introduce me to his divorce lawyer, then I will be fine." "Do you wish to give one more chance?" "I don't think so." "I am not in a mood to make breakfast for my mother-in-law." "Thank you!" "I love that!" "Hey!" " Hey!" "Are you going?" "Yes!" "With Vroom on his bike." "Shyam, I am going to miss you." "I am going to miss you too." "I am sorry; everything went wrong." "Happens!" "I'll get my bag!" "Shyam, tell me one thing." "Our country is poor but we do not stop loving it, isn't it?" "Of course!" "Because it is our own." "And there is potential too." "Why are you being so patriotic early in the morning?" "Because this logic applies to Shyam too." "The one who is not successful today but that does not mean that he does not have any potential." "And it does not definitely mean that you must stop loving him." "Priyanka, this is a very wrong thing." "The whole night, I was trying to detest you." "But you said these beautiful lines and..." "But now what is the use?" "I cannot bring a Lexus like Mr. Microsoft." "Ganesh!" "Not Mr. Microsoft." "Ganesh!" "Sorry!" "Maybe Maruti 800." "But Lexus... no ways!" "Maruti?" "AC or non AC?" "Leave it; now you too..." "By the way where is your wedding?" "Your mother will enjoy a lot!" "It may be in some five star." "Since long, I have saved it." "You will come, won't you?" "Otherwise it will look strange." "I do not know!" "But why will it look strange if I do not come?" "Will it not look strange if the groom does not come for his own marriage?" "What?" "What did you say?" "I am sorry, Shyam!" "I really am!" "I am sorry that I judged you so much." "I am sorry that I wasn't patient with you." "I am sorry that..." "I behaved so badly with you." "I am a cold, insensitive, confused, selfish female." "I am sorry!" "Come on, now, please don't cry." "By the way, your self assessment is good." "Shyam, I wish to marry you." "Will you marry me, Shyam?" "No one knows me besides you." "And the one who loves me after knowing me that is only you, Shyam." "The proposal is mind blowing." "But no!" "Priyanka I wish to start a new life." "And this new Shyam wishes to live his own life." "For you, Ganesh is fine." "You do not need me!" "I think it is better that way." "But Shyam!" " I am sorry." "Thanks for coming back but now..." "I want to go ahead." "Sorry, buddy, come on!" "Were you drinking water or were you bathing?" "No that..." "Priyanka proposed to me." "Then?" " Then what?" "I refused!" "What?" "Priyanka proposed to this fellow and he refused." "What?" " What?" " Yes!" "Chill guys!" "This was right for Priyanka." "And I did what I thought was right." "As it is a new Shyam wishes to live his new life." "What happened?" " Let's go!" "You are an utter fool!" "NRI!" "NRI!" "NRI!" "NRI!" "NRI!" "Buddy, if Ganesh's parents eat those bread then the game is over?" "Buddy, can you catch?" "Of course I can catch!" "Go and get someone's helmet and sit behind." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go, Vroom!" "Let's go!" "Come on, let's go!" "At least let me start this first." "Open!" "Open!" " Hey, open the gates!" "Hey Priyanka is not on the right, she is on the left." "She is on the left." "Priyanka, listen to me!" "Listen to me!" "Priyanka, at least listen to me." "At least, open the glass on your helmet!" "Priyanka, listen!" "Look here, I am really sorry." "Priyanka see; you know me very well." "Do not take what I say seriously." "But take me seriously." "Priyanka please stop the car." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Priyanka, I am sorry!" "What was all that?" "New beginning?" "New Shyam?" "Those dialogues are only good to say." "This new Shyam does not need everything new." "Go!" "Go!" "Priyanka, today I feel that if I lose you then I will never be able to win you back ever." "Will you marry me?" "Yes!" "I will!" "And in this way they found a new path for their life." "But where did this new path take them?" "Military uncle took a visa for US." "And he went away to his daughter and grandson." "To make friendship." "Vroom and Shyam opened their own website company." "In a months time, they started getting local orders." "And negotiations are going on for international orders." "And Radhika too is happy with her life." "Because Anuj and his mother realized their mistakes." "Esha left her modelling and joined an NGO." "Now she raises funds for these poor children from big multinational companies." "Priyanka is doing her B. ED." "She is interested in becoming a school teacher." "I think there can never be a cute nursery teacher than Priyanka." "It is obvious that she is very happy with Shyam's success." "Wow!" "Good story!" "Did you like it?" "But there is one thing that maybe the people may not like." "What?" "The call from God!" "What about that?" "I think many people may not accept that." "People nowadays need reality." "Don't you think that this is possible?" "It is possible but there should be some logic." "Okay!" "I will show you one more way." "Logical!" "Okay?" "Okay!" "Rewind it!" "Everyone is trapped in that construction site." "And they thought that their end is near." "At that time military uncle starts speaking." "That means whatever God spoke, that military uncle said being a friend and a guide." "Not God but our deeds write our fate." "The way you do your deed, so is the fruit." "Okay!" "After all, God had just given advice." "He did not do any miracle." "Did this happen?" "I did not say that." "I just said that this is one way of narrating a story." "Now it is your responsibility." "As to which way are you going to choose?" "The one of God!" "There may be logic in life or not." "It becomes better with God!" "Okay!" "Thank you!" "Esha, right?" "I am not Esha!" " Priyanka!" "No!" " Then Radhika!" "No!" "Then don't tell me, Shefali!" "No!" "If you are not anyone from these then how do you know the story?" "Who are you?" "If you try to believe then you can believe this." "Where did that girl go?" "Sir, which girl?" "The one who was with me just now." "Sir, we are here from a long time." "But no one came here!" "Pick it up!" "Pick it up!" "Hello!" "Pick your phone up!" "Hello!" "Pick it up!" "Pick it up!" "Hello!" "Pick your phone up!" "Hello!" "When the phone rings, you say 'Hello'." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "People run here and there becoming crazy." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "When the phone rings we say hello." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "We run around everywhere but the life is slow." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "The school of the white fellows." "Tom, Dick and Harry." "Creates problems and then says hello." "There is no one up and there is no one down." "There are no brother-in-laws." "There is only hello." "There's no one up." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "The school of white fellows." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "There are no brother-in-laws." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "Hello, hello, wake up, wake up." "Hello, hello, wake up, wake up." "Hello, hello, wake up, wake up." "Hello, hello, wake up, wake up." "Shake up!" "Shake up!" "Shake up!" "Shake up!" "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello." "They are happy in someone else's happiness." "For us everything is topsy-turvy." "Hello!" "They are happy in someone else's happiness." "For us everything is topsy-turvy." "Hello!" "Tring, tring, tring, pick up the phone." "Who's on the line?" "No one knows." "Ring a ding, ding, answer the call." "Then say hello." "Ring a ding, ding, answer the call." "Tring, tring, tring, pick up the phone." "Then say hello." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!"