"AHEAD OF TIME" "What is all this white stuff coming down from heaven?" "Don't pretend you don't know what it is" "It is everywhere around us," "Real Icelandic snow." "What is this that covers all the little flowers?" "I don't know what it is." "It pours down when angels take ice-cold showers:" "Real Icelandic snow." "Snow snow snow Icelandic snow." "Real Icelandic snow." "What's this bank that piles up when the cold wind is blowing?" "Oh, sweetheart, please stop making all this fun of me." "It's what the kids in Iceland love to eat and play in:" "Real Icelandic snow." "Snow snow snow Icelandic snow!" "Snow falls down from heaven on to earth." "What reminds you most of sweet, fat Father Christmas?" "What makes you feel happy, gay and very good?" "One and only clean and spotless whiteness:" "Real Icelandic snow!" "Snow snow snow Icelandic snow." "Real Icelandic snow." "Snow snow snow Icelandic snow" "Real Icelandic, real Icelandic, real Icelandic - snow." "Iceland, 12 points." "Iceland, 12 points." "This is just a raw demo recording I made after I woke up, to remember the song." "This was so crystal clear like..." "Snow falls down from heaven on to earth." "A penguin dance in the middle section." "Stage performance is getting more and more important" "I'm told I'm sensitive and dream prophetic dreams, but I know if we took this to the Eurovision song contest it would be a sure winner, maybe about time!" "Then snow has a reference in the international language," ""fönn" means snow, but also fun and happiness." "Who's the cutest!" "Make a move guys, we've got an injured person here!" "What's up?" "Girls, my instep is just killing me." "And I'm so down." "You haven't exactly been up for a long time, darling." "Not since yesterday." "You want some vodka?" "No." "What's wrong?" "Baldwin!" "What?" "You want to swap partners?" "Who with?" "Haffi?" "Hey girls, let's go up to our rooms for some paintwork." "Oh, let's get some fun into this." "Take care not to get burnt, boys!" "This is life, girls!" "The CV is unbelievable:" "cashier, nurse, pilot, violinist, teacher..." "Tweezers!" "Lighthouse keeper, gold digger, margarine-maker." "You can go on forever, fish-processor." "Goofy maybe worked in a fish factory," "Donald Duck never did." "He's wearing a sailor suit." "Why not fish-processor?" "You often wear army boots, does that mean you were in Vietnam?" "With Grave Business Ltd." "things are not going well." "And Necromarket is on it's last leg." "Dead  Buried Inc." "giving up the ghost." "They're going bust." "One thing's sure - life is not long and soon not later something might just go wrong." "That's when we step in and bury you." "You can have a say on how the soil is mixed, the wood the coffin's made of you can also choose for the abandoned case of your soul." "The Green Turf gets you to your Maker swiftly." "The Green Turf gets you to your Maker swiftly." "Just make a call, just make a call." "This is an automatic answering machine for the Green Turf." "If it's not a matter of life and death, press one." "If you are dying, press two." "If you've become very cold, try to press three." "We sing through the day and all night long tailor-made Spanish sunny songs." "It's a simple and very easy part, one that doesn't require an effort." "Cuba libra, por favor it boosts the courage and valour." "Baldwin, take the base, just give it all you got man, next Hafthor makes a drum sound that's so Spanish and my organ playing is impressive in every way." "Our dream in the old days, way back far, wasn't exactly to play in a bar." "We won't pack our bags, stand up and leave before we astronomic fame receive." "Cuba libra, por favor it boosts the courage and valour." "El basso, Baldwin Roy Palmason" "Stop this instant!" "You're fired!" "Hafthor Oceanson, la batteria." "Give me the drumsticks." "The drumsticks." "And the waistcoat." "Though we've had a bit of fight in life this is just as low as you can really dive." "We're stuck with bad and ugly dirt and lice, because we were thrown out of Paradise." "No one remembers who were the best here," "who were the best here." "To my lack of fortune I must adjust also push away surrender, that's a must." "'Cause pep talk is my duty, that's for sure the boys will need it, it's the only cure." "That's what we all know:" "Who are the best?" "Yes, Studmen are the best." "What's he saying?" "You don't have any credit, my friend." "Do you have any money?" "My wallet is in my room." "I've got some change." "Boys, I've got to tell you," "I think Spain is overrated as a place for tourists." "I totally agree." "It's best both for tourism and bandism to make a northern move, good old Iceland, that's where the opportunities are." "This band sucks." "The drummer is no good." "It's so corny." "An example of the saying:" "You don't know what you've got  until it's gone." "Help him, oh please, and make him find peace." "Help him, oh please, and make him find peace." "Excuse me, Broadfjord." "Wouldn't it be better to get the money directly through me, then there won't be any reduction and stop using this agent." "Yes, but my dear Christian, there is a reason, this is the only professional agency in town, and I have no intention of looking elsewhere." "That's just the way it is." "Kristinn" "Kristinn, yes." "They've gone and we must take it" "They've gone they're gonna make it." "All that's left's an empty stage." "Well all right, they're all of age." "Good night Studmen." "Open because of a funeral." "Yuk, disgusting!" "What's this stench, boys?" "Old geezer!" "Put the corpse in the freezer." "Yes, I'm sorry, boys." "We mean old geezer, put the corpse in the freezer, oh yeah!" "The intellectual glasses indicate a high IQ." "Then the wig is a cheque for the Bank of Joy." "Then I've got the perfect Eurovision lyrics!" "Is Harpa Sjofn supposed to join us?" "I buried that business a long time ago." "It can be considered." "And who is supposed to finance this adventure?" "The most natural way to acquire initial capitalization is by doing what we're best at:" "Entertainment!" "Snow snow snow snow" "Is that it?" "This is just an idea." "Stinni, there's this minor blues going on, do you happen to have any bus tickets?" "Although I'm unexceptional" "That's to be considered." "and not a dandy ladies' man" "That's to be considered." "I've missed you some and wondered, what if I hadn't been carried away?" "Though I am free and single still" "That's to be considered" "And of all men I've had my fill." "That's to be considered." "I miss him some and wonder what if he hadn't been carried out of bed." "Call me, please, say you'll do" "All right I will call you" "Pick up the phone!" "Call me please, say you'll do." "Although all guys desire girls" "Give us some details" "And they look handsome in their eyes" "Tell us some more tales" "Looks alone don't guarantee attraction to the girls unless they give them diamonds and pearls." "Although all guys desire girls" "Give us some details" "They look pretty with their pearls" "Tell us some more tales" "Looks alone don't guarantee attraction, for Christ's sake!" "Tits and ass are all it takes." "Call me please, say you'll do." "all right, I will call you." "Pick up the phone, send an SMS." "We are on our way to meet the beauty queens" "we're cruising away to meet the beauty queens" "We are on our way to meet the beauty queens" "we're cruising away to meet the beauty queens." "You hear that all these women really want is naked men." "Yes, nakedness sells." "Why don't you just drop your clothes?" "Not me, I'm applying for a job at the Virtue Institute." "What about Konni?" "Hey, you can be naked enough to be seen with Konni's eyes." "This is a good one." "Then I can say:" "Even Stinni can be close enough to see the naked lady without glasses." "My bladder is bursting." "I'll write Stud, you write men." "Unbelievable fools!" "Leaving the star of the show behind." "Oh ... bummer, man!" "Walk in my friends!" "I have been awaiting your arrival." "What's going on ..." "Well if this isn't Duddi?" "Well hi, old man, nice to see you here!" "What's happening ..." "brother Baddi?" "How is your wife doing?" "Just fine, thank you." "And Hannes, how are you, is this your jeep out front?" "Yes, it is." "Let's just step out front boys, my friends!" "Don't let this disturb your tranquillity, these are two disciples for vocational training." "I've just got to sign them on." "Dear friends, a little break, and let's breathe in and, the other thing as well." "What?" "We're stuck in a snowdrift and were supposed to be entertaining in a women's club half an hour ago." "A lift." "Freeman, my friend, I wish I could say yes, but the thing is I have a room full of men who have been through great difficulties in banks etc." "and now these men are in deep mediation so I've got to say no." "Listen, put the meditation on hold, this won't take any time." "Well, time is a bit like a wheel, funny you should mention it." "It's relative." "Not for the ladies who are waiting for us." "Yes, but there is more to them than meets the eyes." "What's this junk you've got around your neck, man?" "It was sanctified by a real Indian." "There is another thing I want you to know," "I have been maturing quite a bit lately." "I have, for example, totally given up using shoes," "I just don't believe in it any more." "Come on, just hurry!" "Sorry, this has to be quick, I don't have time for this." "I just have to give them some assignment." "Get a move on!" " Nice to see you." "My friends ..." "I will have to make a quick step into the material world, we shall rejoice in that but I'll leave you with the mantra:" "" Look, you will see a great profit!"" "Meditate on that." "You turn off your Nokia telephone and sign yourself out of the hour zone and rid yourself of every lustful tone" "It's meditation time!" "You aim at an infinite target." "You leave what is worldly and just forget." "You'll find in the end what you came to get." "It's meditation time!" "Let's all chant with Duddi boy," "The All-Icelandic Buddha boy!" "He is meditating there sponsored by Icelandair." "All right then." "Is there any money in this?" "Is there any money in this?" "I get by, I fast a lot, I don't need anything." "There is so much included, cards with birthdays, and a list of previous incarnations and stuff." "It's cheap for the price.." "How much is the whole package?" "We don't discuss money in this context." "You'll get a good discount and Baddi will get it free." "It's nice to see you and it's an honour to give you a ride." "Wow, Konni was left in the car." "Konni?" "Our Konni." "Our doll." "You'll fill in for us, dear boy?" "No, no, I can't do it, my friends." "These people count on me," "They've left their bodies at my place." "You can't expect me to ventriloquize, with make-up and everything." "Come on, Duddi." "It's a short act." "No one will know you behind your make-up." "They'll know my aura!" "It's very popular in the county." "Good evening ladies and gentlemen." "Nice to see you all so elegantly dressed and well groomed." "Isn't everyone having a good time?" "I don't like the look of this." "It'll be just fine." "This will be both your birthday and your Christmas present." "Try to think of something nice." "Welcome the ever popular and almost immortal" "Ingvar and Gylfi." "Let's make a hit." "Give them a good applause." "Well, Gylfi, how do you like the ladies in the audience?" "Have you seen any nice looking one?" "Gylfi?" "Freeman, I think Duddi is dead." "We'll arrange it." "The king has arrived!" "Kristin from South-Fork what?" "Hand wrestling?" "One, two and start!" "What are you paralysed?" "Come on old cow;" "let's do some hand-wrestling" "The conqueror!" "Thanks for the loan," "I'll give you such a tantra you bitches won't know whether you are coming or going." "Now, listen!" "Ladies and gentlemen." "We're sorry for this unfortunate accident." "To make up for it we're going to offer some light musical entertainment and a comical short story." "The accompaniment will be performed by the Japanese automated keyboard." "I just want to say how very sorry I am about this, and I wish to God it hadn't happened," "but it did and it's just awful." "If you want to press charges, I'll understand and that's just fine, or not fine, I understand although I wouldn't." "To finish this healing process I'm going to tell you a little joke." "There was once a couple whose names were John and Nancy." "They were sitting at a table when John said:" "Would you pass me a banana, Nancy!" "No, it was John and Nana." "And John said:" "Would you pass me a banana, Nana." "Banana Nana." "Get it?" "It wouldn't be funny if he had said for example:" "Nana, would you pass me a banana?" "Or still, it would be good too." "But the other one is funnier." "This is outrageous!" "For safety's sake, I'm offering free shock therapy afterwards." "Four hours later." "You think it's all right to fetch the car now?" "Sure, they've probably understood the joke by now." "This is a rather subtle joke, begins slowly and you don't get it at first, then you get it and you calm down and then you just go home to sleep." "I'm about to get it now." "A beautiful lay-out." "I can see a lot of things," "I see a trip, we understand each other?" "Yes, sure." "Thanks." "You going somewhere?" " I'm going to town." "Yes, thank you, can I get a lift?" " No." "Thank you." "There is something else, a house and a car;" "a lot of money involved." " Yes." "A lot of music around you, isn't there?" " Yes." "Thank you." "Are we speaking about drums?" " No." "An accordion?" " No." "A keyboard?" " Yes." "Thank you, thank you." "A Roland 30?" " No." "Thank you. 40?" " No." "50?" " Yes." "Thank you." "Roland D 50." "This isn't fortune telling, these are all known facts, you know I play the keyboard, you know I'm a musician." "Yes, the cards don't lie." "You're such a Libra;" "it isn't even funny." "He's raving mad!" "Afraid to hear the truth, my dear Freeman." "I think I've found myself, can I leave now?" "Yes, by all means." "Together we shall take a large sip of this broth, which is blessed by organic light." "Now, let it flow throughout our inner man and focus our inner vision on the fairy of light which is here above the centre at the crown of the head." "And now we breathe in, no, Freeman, in." "Out of my way at once" "At once just go away." "Out of my way at once" "I seem to have gone astray." "I have come to meet this man" "And he is the king in every way" "Want so much to make it" "Means the whole world to me" "Want so much to make it" "More than I thought it would" "I've got to meet this man here." "You can call him king just as you please" "Greetings you greatest king of all!" "We bow to you, as we should do." "Greetings you greatest king of all" "We kneel to you, and to your shoe." "Elvis?" "See any make?" "Elvis?" "A little break?" "More than a middle break?" "Are we speaking of a big break?" "Is there any hope of hypermega-superstardom-make?" "Or are we speaking of a gargantuan megaturbo-break?" "And we continue with our finals for the Eurovision song contest." "Does anyone remember this band it was very prominent in the country dances 20 years ago, known for sophisticated stage performance and neat attire." "Abroad, good morning." "Just a second, please." "Oli dear; give my regards to Dorrit." "Bye." "Spanish, let me connect you with the music division." "Music division, good morning." "Our pride is a Spanish trio." "Los Paracetamoles." "Mom, who are you talking to?" "It's better to have three 20 year olds than one 60." "Mom." "What are you doing?" "We cannot be a new band every week." "No one is asking for Mona Co." " This is the band." "People want something southern." "Southern!" "Willie hasn't even been to the Faeroe Islands!" "Snow snow snow Icelandic snow" "Snow snow snow snow Real Icelandic snow." "They're joking, aren't they?" "No, they're dead serious." "They must be aware of how corny they are." "No." "Even you wouldn't wear a costume like that." "What...?" "What went wrong in this Eurovision song of ours?" "Quite a lot of things." "This wasn't how it was in my dream." "Not the results either." "This was just plain bad." "Let's not dwell on it, but look at the opportunities ahead." "An old school mate of mine, Halldor Ingjaldsson is directing an interesting innovation project." "The furry gold?" "They are looking for a band, for the face of the project and we might be the answer if we play our cards right." "Is there any money in this?" "Not at first." "This is a band competition, many will be called but only a few chosen, but if we do what we have to do, then we'll hook Halldor." "Isn't this just a competition for tiny teenagers?" "Who don't know anything." " And haven't learned anything." "Let's not worry about that, there are groups like" "Mona Co in Kopavogur." "Mona Co?" "They're just like my old TV set had become, the picture relatively clear, but the sound awful." "We need a foreign producer, costume designer, choreographer and get serious about this." "I have my doubts about foreigners." "Foreigners can't understand this group and they can't help us." "Kristinn!" "Every one of the real groups uses only true loops and foreign producers too." "If world fame's at stake, get the groove no mistake, concentrate on the two." "They can teach us something new." "The location and place must fit then I can guarantee it's a hit" "And we must see it's a sure thing we're certainly going to make it." "Cause if you don't take a chance you don't get any chance and you'll lose fortune and fame." "But what can we do?" "We'll just do it with vigour, practice and guile." "In the greatest of need" "You'll find help at your feet and if united we stand the winner's gonna be our band." "Every one of the real groups uses nothing but true loops and foreign producers too." "If world fame's at stake get the groove no mistake and concentrate on these two." "Cause if you don't take a chance you don't get any chance and you'll lose fortune and fame." "But what can we do?" "We'll just do it with vigour and practice and guile." "Vigour and practice and guile." "Good evening." "Getting an update on the latest fashion and trends?" "Aiming at mesmerising the youth one more time?" "Is this screech connected with you in any way?" "Maybe you haven't been keeping up but this is the hottest today." "Keeping up?" "With what, may I ask?" "They're the future; it's simple!" "What a future!" "Talking through the songs, if that's what they are." "It's what the young people want." "It's just another teenage pimple to squeeze, another horny pimple." "You don't even say hello." "Why didn't you call me?" "I can just call." "Yes." "Why didn't you call?" "You knew exactly where to find me." "Was I maybe supposed to call?" "Hello is this abroad?" "Can I speak to Stinni?" "I was hurt and betrayed." "A year has become years, a hurt hurts." "You hurt?" "Exactly!" "If anyone should be hurt then it's me." "Stinni, aren't you coming?" "I have been alone here!" "I can't talk to you." "Do you imagine I want to talk to you?" "Eh!" "Coward!" "Why do I always have to shout and speak my mind out loud?" "Must keep my awful temper down count to ten it's what it's all about." "I'm so depressed; it's all so lame," "There'll be no fortune - no fame." "Why am I always sad and down?" "I'm just so dead tired and unfulfilled." "Myself." "Deep down I've a very different side." "Myself." "How I hate this stupid, foolish fight!" "I'm only a woman searching for mutual love" "I speak to you, Lord above." "State Keepsake Museum Pop Division" "Bag belongs to Oliver, hat to Chris." "These things matter, look at this." "Gunnar plucked this E-string and the G as from Runar Jewel" "All this stuff is really hip and cool." "Really hip and cool?" "Yes, really hip and cool." "I don't think it's hip and cool." "What about 500?" "Or maybe 300!" "Or just 200.000 kronur." "Just stay outside, guys." "Corresponding to the gurgling sound of our stomachs, and to our cash position, our only practical option is to track down one more wake." "It would be wonderful to get my teeth into some free eating." "I'd kill for a mayo bread cake!" "I know of a bread cake in the making and what's even better, the stiff pop star, our friend, is going to sing." "Kristinn S. Proppé?" "Yes, that's right here at Borg." "The hotel of sorrow." "Thank you." "Do not any trouble take at Borgin you can have a wake" "Do not any trouble take We'll help, don't feel blue." "Don't you fret, we'll comfort you." "Everything will turn out fine" "In your coffin you will sleep." "And we'll nail the lid on tight." "Congratulations, sorry, he meant so much to me, your father, your husband, I mean." "This song is dedicated to the widow and at the same time we send her our very best vibes." "Do you know these men?" " No." "Finally, a reminder of our special offer at the Green Turf, ten % discount of coffins in all the colours of the rainbow." "I won't disturb your sorrow any further and I thank you." "My condolences." "It's all right." "I'll get another piece." "And we'll nail, we'll nail the lid on tight." "A girl came to me, dreadfully sad her aura was tattered and torn." "All power leaked out it looked really bad;" "An environmental survey was called for." "And then on the pelvis my hands did unfold there was nothing bad on my mind." "I had an instant revelation, lo and behold;" "She needed aura massage of some kind." "I'm guiltless, white as snow." "Guiltless, I did no harm." "To the girl." "I was just on the job." "Intimate rubbing of lymphatic vessels was a surprise to the lady." "I smeared balms and liniments over this damsel at that exact moment they came to arrest me!" "You'll never get me alive!" "Guiltless, like newly ironed linen." "Guiltless!" "Like un-imbibed wine." "Guiltless!" "Like newly ironed linen." "Guiltless!" " Like un-imbibed wine, and take-away" "Chinese food." "'Cause I am guiltless." "Just like a lamb." "I must let wild feelings just rest and I know what's best." "Oh, Jesus Christ!" "Hi there!" "Hi!" "Duddi, what mess have you got yourself into?" "Guys, you know I'm innocent." "It's crystal clear there's no return to the Duddi temple." "How I loved it!" "You'll settle her hash, it was only a clitorical clash." "Listen, I didn't even touch her, look at this aura, do you think this is the aura of a feeler?" "Stop all groping and sorcery." "Start working for us like in the old days." "Really?" "Do you mean it?" "Only if you want to." "You won't start feeling us up." "Stop this." "Get in the back seat, my friend." "In tune with time!" "I'm in tune and step with time." "No." "No." "There's an awful lot at stake." "I know that." "I just don't have any time for this." "I have a freezer full of people." "These people aren't going anywhere." "We are going." "All the way to Russia, if we can find it in us to concentrate and win this competition." "Talking about competitions, this is like a lottery, if you want to win you buy all the tickets and get all the prizes, and the same goes for this, you just perform as many groups." "Do you mean we should perform as more than one group?" "Yes, rather as all, like, three or four minimum, like." "Duddi is right." "I think we would increase our probability of winning to even 50-50." "Much more, sixty-fifty at least." "Stinni, there's nothing wrong with this coffin," "I don't know why people are complaining." "You get a bit stiff, that's only natural." "In tune with time!" "I'm in tune and step with time." "It will be just fine, man." "Abroad, good morning." "Morning." "Freeman Flygenring, Studmen in Reykjavik," "Do you happen to have any foreign recording managers or producers?" "Yes, hold on a minute." "Sorry." "Foreign producers?" "It just so happens there is a producer on the way to New York who'll stop here for a day." "Is he an Irishman?" "It is in fact a woman." "Yes, well." "Is that a problem for Studmen?" "No." "I'm not getting into a debate on women's lib." "Is she black by any chance?" "Not that I'm against them, negroes are very nice people." "She is white." "The important thing is that she is abroad." "A negro would have come in handy." "Wait, is this feng shui?" "Yes, don't you think it's great?" "It's a symbol of security, love." "Come and try it." " Really!" "Don't judge before you've tried it." "How are you supposed to play this?" "Be a little positive." "This is hopeless." "If you can't reach it, we'll just get longer drumsticks." "Skafti." "Show the steps." "Turning the pages I pretty girls see," "I feel my heart beat fast and wild." "The glow of youth never will forsake me, old age will never be my part." "I'm sorry, aren't you ...?" "Yes, it's me." "Duddi, don't say anything." "I've always found you very special." "Let this just be our secret." "O.K.?" "Call me." "Go!" "What was she saying?" "When the song is over, she wants us to hug one another and say:" "We love you." "One, two and" "Who're at the forefront in this field?" "Studmen!" "And almost never get out of tune?" "Studmen" "Where will Studmen be the most popular?" "On the radio." "O.K. and give one another a hug, guys, I love you Freeman." "I love you." "I love you Stinni." "Welcome everyone, to the Trade Council's preliminaries." "O.K. guys." "Rock and roll!" "One group will win the title "The Face of the Furry Gold."" "Ladies and gentlemen, the first group, the one to break the ice and make a start is the immigrant group Sigurbjork." "Give them unprejudiced applause." "We are the best in this business here almost never strike a false note anywhere." "Our songs can both be fast and slow and you can even hear them on the radio." "Power and high energy we rock and find it easy." "Our aim is always at the top we're never gonna flop." "It doesn't take us very long but no one else can do it to write a song and lyrics almost instantly." "We are the best in this business here almost never strike a false note anywhere." "Our songs can both be fast and slow and you can even hear them on the radio." "And the next group is called Mona Co." "I know, I know it all, we always understand." "We do not know a thing not yet." "It conquers us both." "What's wrong?" "It's getting cold, you're shivering." "You're pale." "Yes, you mean the sound won't fail." "It will be our luck though this thing really sucks." "I know you understand me." "Still we can't do a thing." "It doesn't mean a thing." "Baddi, swallow this." "It's some new-wave tea, I brewed myself." "Drink this and you'll be better, though you're quite all right." "Duddi boy, iron this for me." "Now, right now." "This is what I'm talking about." "No matter what I do for this man, he's never pleased." "Still, he's a good guy." "Now it's a revolution, next time I'll say stop." "Duddi boy, hurry will you!" "Yes." "Instantly!" "I think I'm getting sick." "Listen Stinni!" "I was thinking." "Just 'cause you're not wearing any pants." "How's it going with the ladies?" "Not well." "I've got something going." " No!" "I met one, she started coming onto me and then we bonded, everything's happening!" "Three minutes, boys!" "O.K. And when is the ceremony?" "No, it's not like that, I've only just met her." "And who's the lucky girl?" "Haaba Sob." "What did you say?" "Who?" "Harpa." "Sjofn?" "I know you take absolute priority." "If you're against this, I'll back out." "You can have her." "Really?" "I accept that, thanks." "Stinni, do you happen to have her telephone number?" " No!" "But the address?" " No!" "I'll just have a hunch." "When are you going to learn how to iron one pair of pants?" "Right now!" " Yes, right now!" "Listen, it had to be, this is love." "I forgot to plug it in." "We're always doing it." "Now let me introduce the boy- and groove-band Tranquillity." "Turning the pages I pretty girls see," "I feel my heart beat fast and wild." "It races ahead in a mad beat" "Enchanted by love and lust." "The glow of youth never will forsake me." "Old age will never be my part." "The youth within acts and thinks quite freely and sex is a priority." "I am young for the second time," "young for the second time." "I am young for the third time!" "We love you all." "Daddy" "Oh, hello son." "Do you have any money?" "Yes, just a little." "Thanks." "Don't spend it all on steroids." "No, I won't." "I can't believe you don't understand this ..." "Steroid-tubby asking for money?" "He forgot his wallet, I think." "O.K. you're maybe yellow, you are red, you are green, you are blue and you are black." "Why am I black?" "You can be yellow and you're black." " Me?" "There aren't any more colours." "What's this then?" "Studmen." "Studmen, yes." "Hi." "Hi." "Nice to see you again." "Likewise." "You haven't told anyone?" "No." "It's our secret, of course." "Yes." "Isn't it difficult to mix this band?" "No." "I've been mixing for such a long time," "I could mix them blindfolded behind my back." "Don't go away Just wait a while and stay" "The band is really famous and now it's gonna play." "We have experience a lot of common sense." "Will you mix me?" "In tune with time, yeah..." "You don't even need to ask." "I'm totally in tune and step with time." "We must not lose a chance nor this audience" "We need our fans we're ready to do stuff for them" "What's your name?" "Mine?" "Freyja Dis." "How old are you?" "Twenty-five." "Are you a member of the Progressive Party?" "No!" "Would you like to wake up beside me in my downtown flat, and listen to the birds singing tomorrow morning?" "I'd like to." "I live in the suburbs." "Do you have a boyfriend?" " No, just a friend." "Piss off!" "Relax, we were just talking." "Stop, leave him alone!" "In tune with time." "I'm totally in tune and step with time." "Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come, the finals will be between two groups and there is nothing groupy about them," "they are Mona Co" "and Studmen!" "Did I do this?" "It's time for me to say thank you." "You were great!" "You were so fantastic in this last chorus, I just left my body." "The energy ring worked." "And the stage prayer." "These were just reasonable results." "Where is Freeman?" "I haven't seen him." "Many young maiden has often said to me that I kindle passion in her heart." "They say in bed I know more than a trick or three" "I'm passionate, I know my part." "Make me feel hot!" "I need to go and get laid." "Make me feel hot!" "This is what I just said." "Make me feel hot!" "I am filled with so much power, an under-exploited energy source on four legs." "Make him feel hot." "They don't need any skills, I always get turned on and my manliness is theirs to enjoy." "Step number one is to embrace me." "I'll be like an 18 year-old boy." "Make me feel hot!" "I need to go and get laid." "Make me feel hot!" "This is what I just said." "Make me feel hot!" "I am filled with so much power, an under-exploited energy source on four legs." "Hi." "Thanks for last time." "Hello..." "Thanks..." "Nice to see you again." "Have you been trying to call me?" "No." "I was thinking you might have been trying to and had perhaps thought something had happened." "The point is, I haven't got a phone." "So, there's no need to worry." " I see." "I'm thinking of getting one." "Perhaps even a mobile." "Gives you such freedom feeling." "Then I'll give you the number and you can call me whenever." "Yes, well." "Just wanted to share it with you." "Thanks for coming." "Yes, well I can't come in just now." "No." "Do you know if the bus is still running?" "Yes, down this way." "You should be able to catch it." "Good night." "Bye." "If you want to stay here you must realise" "Dinner is at seven sharp!" "If you come home late at night, you only get milk and biscuits." "And no video tonight!" "All right, mother dear." "Good night, mother dear." "Mom?" "Yes." "Why don't I have a dad like the other guys in the band?" "It was to be expected the time would come you'd ask about your father, dear." "But he could never, ever be a part of us my sweetest, darling Kari Mar." "'Cause I have tried to be both the man and woman in our little family" "the provider, and instructor, servant, cook and cleaner all in perfect harmony." "So just stop thinking of your dad it doesn't help you none" "although he's doubtless not so bad it doesn't matter, he's forever gone." "So close your eyes and go to sleep darling, may your dreams be sweet." "Angels in a circle sitting by his bed and he has never had a dad" "and they are even better than the father who does not have love for any kid he's had." "Good night." "Mom, will you breast-feed me?" "Kari Mar!" "Joke!" "Mom, I'm becoming a dad myself." "Ha, ha, ha!" "Good night, darling." "It's not a joke!" "Everyone rushes out when mother's on the toilet." "Now you've caught your feelings for mother in a song." "You feel better?" "Yes, maybe just a little." "Try this." "Take this doll and imagine it's mother and punch it in the stomach and say:" "Mummy Devil, mummy Devil!" "Mummy Devil, mummy Devil!" "Isn't this working a little?" "Duddi!" "Are you masturbating?" "No!" "Give this to me." "Mummy Devil, mummy Devil!" "Let's go to sleep." "Yes." "Better rock than this you can hardly wish even though it's cold as hell I like it very well." "In the countryside love is far and wide" "boys meet girls and girls meet boys there's lust in the night." "Granddad and Granny live on their farm." "With a dog and a cat, a rooster, raven and a pig." "Granddad and Granny believe in their God." "They are so sweet and nice." "Mona Co vs Studmen Finals" "So it's enough that it walks upright and has two legs, then you come on to it, just anything that moves!" "Excuse me, are you talking to me?" "Yes." "Kristinn, maybe it's time you knew that it's got nothing to do with you and it's none of your business." "Trying to appeal to the young generation is one thing, but humping in bed with them is totally different." "What do you know about this boy?" "Your latest bed-mate?" "Who's yours - not to talk about." "Being with someone younger is no big deal." "But kids in kindergarten, Harpa!" "You are so slow and square it is so very clear" "You used to be so sweet but you are such a cheat." "Oh shame oh shame oh shame oh shame oh shame on you!" "I blame I blame I blame I blame I blame you too!" "Oh shame oh shame oh shame oh shame oh shame on you!" "I blame I blame I blame I blame I blame you too!" "Threat!" "What a threat!" "I was never warned and then it wasn't your business." "It never sleeps, because I remember" "It will never cool down." "Harpa!" "Hi!" "What do you remember if not that?" "What do you remember if not me?" "What happened to it all?" "What do you remember if not that?" "I've found what fits my clothes." "No, put on your costume." "I'll take off my watch and my glasses, and have my guitar." "Your plumes are missing." " No." "Quickly put on your costume, we've paid for this." "This is perhaps a little more than" "I expected, but I think this is a success." "I think it's absolutely hopeless!" "I feel as if I'm about to hatch." "Don't lay eggs in the costume!" "These are unlucky costumes." "These are borrowed costumes." "You're ready." "Stinni dear, tell Duddi what's wrong." "My instrument hurts." "Little instrument." "Yes." "It's only 28 millimetres." "Is it really bad?" "Yes." "Where is the little boy?" "Here." "Send him to the competition and make him win for you." "You want a little charge?" "Yes." "I haven't quite finished." "Do not go away Just wait a while and stay." "This band is famous and now it's gonna play." "We have experience, lot's of common sense." "With appropriate moves still at our fingertips." "In tune with time!" "What do you think of the singer?" "He's a great singer." "Kari Mar, he's your father." "Totally in tune and step!" "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have..." "Father, is that you?" "Is it really true?" "Why are you speaking German?" "I don't know, dad." "Fragrance of a field, dear child." "May the gods bless and protect you first born." "Here we can see what sociology refers to as the "cornerstone."" "Mark-bearer, mother, respected son, the father - complete." "This is what is always referred to as the cornerstone of society." "Long live the family!" "Studmen unexpectedly won the competition of The Trade Council and will be the Face of the Furry Gold in St. Petersburg." "I told you it's not the Conference Palace." "It's the Winter Palace." "Our dream may come true of making it in a fantastic way." "Maybe in a year or two!" "And we'll see you again!" "Icelanders have attracted some attention at the Energy Show." "Their idea is to export Icelandic sheep, or rather sheep power." "Energetic rams drive generators that produce electricity." "A simple solution to solve the energy crisis of the world." "Exactly how we'll find our fame we don't know" "It's come true." "Good morning." "The Prophet told us though he didn't know how." "This ram is greatly overrated." "Exactly how we find our fame we don't know." "There will be another day." "And we will see you again." "That's what we celebrate!" "From our forthcoming feature." "With Sun in our Hearts." "Released Christmas 2026." "Let me introduce a gentleman." "A friendly personality" "He's sitting there and having fun." "Because good fortune's glued to him." "Would you like to wake up beside me and listen to the birds tomorrow morning in ward 7?" "Cheers!" "Raise a glass to him." "He finally got lucky." "Once again say cheers!"