"Who are you?" "Who are you?" "Whaddaya want?" "Why don't you go fuck yourself?" "What?" "Ticket control?" "Up yours." "There's no one behind me." "Fuck you." "Tickets everyone?" "Stick it everyone." "Don't touch me, I said don't touch me." "Ticket control?" "Beat off!" "You blind bat!" "Beat off!" "Ave Maria with the coffin!" "Show me your ticket, Ave!" "Show me your ticket!" "Ave!" "You better not be... talkin' to me." "No control for me." "I got no ticket." "All I got... is my passport." "I'm me." "I can see through my mouth." "Stop staring at me." "You blind fool, you can't see anything." "I can see through my mouth, you hear?" "I can see though my mouth." "Everything!" "Ticket control." "Tickets please." "Thank you." "Ticket please." "Thank you." "You don't have to eat my snot!" "You don't gotta eat it." "Not today, tomorrow, or ever." "You don't gotta eat my snot." "Not today, tomorrow, or ever." "Very good." "Now take your costumes back to the classroom, please, and fold the wings neatly, or we'll have to make them again." "Thank you!" "Recess!" "Hey Pia, he wrote." "C'mon, gimme a break." "Which one?" "Married guy, divorcee, or the bigamist with five kids." "No, yours." "What do you mean, "yours"?" "Since when is your name Pia?" "It's not." "You're Pia." " l know, but it says Pia there." "Yeah, 'cause I wrote it." "Look." "There's something weird about him." "Looks like a girl." "I think he has nice eyes." "You think so?" "I dunno." "Pia already wrote he does." "At the next street, turn right... and turn left at the second street." "You will reach your destination in 50 meters." "You have reached your destination." "Alex!" "Get this." "Cafe Sultan." "Pink neon." "Blinking window lights, and it's daytime." "Slum factor 5." "Maybe 4.5, hard to say." "I can't go in now, but note it." "Where exactly is it?" "OK, I know the place." "I've passed by it before." "Got it." "I'm studying, Marketing ll." "Then I gotta pick up a book at the university." "See you later." "Hitchhiking in the winter sucks... even though I'm all for hitchhiking." "Hitchhiking would make the world a better place." "There'd be more than just one person per car, and way less cars, less freeways, and people would talk again." "It's amazing the stuff people tell me." "Once I was going to visit my girlfriend." "Middle of nowhere... and along comes this guy in a Lexus." "You know, a car for wannabe hotshots." "I drive a Lexus." " Really!" "What color?" "Multicolored." "Multicolored is cool." "Yeah." "is that the new Sony?" "Yeah, can I take your picture?" " Yeah." "Do you like brands?" "I always wanted a guy with a brand." "As in horse brands?" " So cool." "That would be so wicked." "If he branded "Vera" on himself, would you love him?" "I want it to be fate." "He's gotta have one already." "But then he'd mean another Vera." "My name's not Vera anyway." "Counting steps." "Counting steps." "It's a poem." "Wrote it myself." "Wanna buy it?" "Why not?" "It's only 1 euro." "Tomorrow it'll cost 200." "Look lady, what's the name of this street?" "Mariahilfer Strasse." "That's "Mary Help" Street." "That means you gotta help me, see?" "1 .50 euros." "Damn it!" "Why are you being like this?" "I don't understand this." "C'mon, buy a poem off me." "Look here." "What does this say?" "All you have to do is read it..." "Why are you harassing me?" " Because I don't like you." "Do you want to buy my poem?" "Look, read this." "Come on." "Read it!" "It's free!" "Don't piss me off or I'll take your cap." "Poems for sale, 5 euros." "5 euros is pretty steep." " Give me 2." "1- 2... I wrote them myself..." "You're an angel." "Can you help me?" "Read this to me." "I don't have my glasses." " l don't care." "Well I do." "How cute." "Want a poem?" "It's a lovely poem - a love poem." "What's wrong with this place?" "What's wrong with this place?" "You ain't getting this poem!" "It costs 2,000 euros." "2,000!" "Abstinence over already?" "Didn't last long this time." "Doesn't matter." "One can be sober when drunk." "I'd like to be drunk when sober, for once." "Kallmann, the things you say!" "When I'm drunk, I'm drunk, it's as simple as that." "When I'm not..." "That's bad enough." "It's not that simple at all, you wake up alone..." "Be quiet, let me show you something." "When you're not alone, you're alone." " Sonja gave it to me." "Her hubby bought her a new one." "You want my number?" "I won't remember it anyway." "Give me another one." "It's got games too." "I don't want it." "You hear the one about the coffin?" "No." "Man asks:" "What's your costume for Mardi Gras?" "The woman says:" "Coffin." "A coffin?" "Asks the man." "How you gonna do that?" "The woman says:" "I stand in the corner and let 'em nail me." "Hi, I'm Sebastian." "You must be Pia." "You write nice e-mails." "It was my friend." "Nice of her." "Sorry, but I was hungry." "Skipped lunch." "Came straight from work." "I wanted to get my car fixed." "It's been causing me problems for weeks." "My windshield got hit by a rock." "The crack got bigger." "Now I have to replace the permit stickers." "So I subscribed to that TV magazine... to get 10 euros off the highway sticker." "Good deal, right?" "The magazines came immediately, but still no sticker." "So I call up and get this woman." "She says that my old sticker is still valid." "I ask:" "Why do I need last year's sticker to get the discount?" "Then she gets all huffy and says... she doesn't know what to do in my case." "I suggest she pay my fine if I get caught." "She asks again... if I have a sticker." "None of her business if I do or don't." "Isn't that stupid?" "Either you get the sticker as promised or not." "Ask him yourself, he's still here." "My friend." "You write nice e-mails." "Wait Kallmann." "Don't run off!" "I'm broke!" "Are you crazy?" "Calm down." "Get out of the street!" "You gotta look before you dash out." "I gotta go." "I'm broke." "What?" "I'm broke." "Be careful now." "You've had enough for today." "Hello." "Poems, 2 euros." "This whole fuckin' poser joint can go to hell." "A poem, a poem." "C'mon, drive already." "Again and again, turning a corner, one's gaze falls upon... wide open windows." "People, people... staring out at empty moving movement." "The eye of the spider wide open." "Terrific!" " You're the new Jelinek." "Can I have a sip of your beer?" "Sure." "10 euros for everything." "Tell you what, I'll give you 8." "Tell you what, keep the change." "Look:" "Lisa," "Vera," "Desiree..." "She had Bambi tattooed on her thigh." "Hobbies:" "Cartoons, Red Bull  vodka." "Poor Bambi struggled so hard." "Did you see "Bambi"?" "Little Bambi kept falling down... on the frozen lake." "His front legs buckled on him." "For you." "Thanks." "Done?" "What else?" "A psychology student with a cat-hair sweater." "She has 15 cats." "Uses their hair to spin yarn... and then knits sweaters." "You had a good day." "University was boring." "Then stop going." "Then there was Pia who only came... because her friend logged her in to the chat room for fun." "Her friend did the writing, but Pia came herself." "Now that's new!" "Coke, Beer..." "And for the lady a Bacardi  Coke." "But don't say from whom." " No problem." "Pia's a teacher, but works hatcheck on weekends, so she gets paid for clubbing." "Where?" "Roxy." "That place sucks." "Talks a mile a minute." "About the kids in her class, about her shitty car about not knowing... what she wants for her birthday..." "And then suddenly nothing." "Nothing?" "She just stopped talking." "What's there to tell?" "He drank Coke and listened." "And the whole time he doodled on a coaster." "Round shapes." "I thought he might be the adaptable type." "But then he'd make an eye out of a circle... or a box around a spiral." "Could be the analytical type." "I never imagined my teacher having a life outside school." "I always thought she was just there for us kids." "Then stop going." "Flowers?" "The whole bunch... for the keyboard player." "is this enough?" "That's all I know." "He told you more on the phone than me in a whole hour." "He's not a talker." "So I talked." "Guess I was in the right mood." "I have no idea." "I couldn't care less." "It's like he does it for sport." "Like her?" "For 5 euros you can ball her." "Can I see her dance again?" "You can have her for 3 since you like her so much." "It's my last one." "Alright." "Give me 2 bottles." "But she doesn't kiss." "Bye." "Evita." "Age 34." "Believes in ghosts." "Couldn't deal with the house ghost and almost moved." "Only keeps a boyfriend so she won't be scared at night." "Office job." "Works much more than everyone else." "But she can't delegate." "Has to be the first to come in... and the last to go home." "Rudi." "Doorman at the Dream Bar." "Says he "wets the worm" every day before work... so the girls don't make him horny, and his wife gets some too..." "Strictly professional with the girls, never gets too friendly." "People respect a man in uniform." "Good evening, gentlemen." "How are you?" "Who are you?" "Whaddaya want?" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "Whaddaya want from me?" "Fuck off!" "Who are you?" "Whaddaya want?" "What's the matter?" "Hello." "Former journalist." "Refuses to write for morally depraved newspapers any longer." "Even the communist paper is too conservative." "En route to a convention:" ""New Positioning of the Left..." ""in the Age of Rising Green Neo-conservatism."" "He's a master of useless knowledge." "He's taped every World and European Cup... soccer match for 20 years, catalogued and systematized them." "That doesn't make sense." "Why not?" "He looks for systematic injustices... against small or Third World countries... and can furnish examples." "But why flowers for a convention?" "Maybe he's meeting his long lost sweetheart there." "A "Rosa Luxemburg" for the poor." "Maybe you Berliners think that way." "I bet it's just his grandma's birthday dinner... and he's bringing flowers." "No one goes to grandma's for dinner." "Why not?" "You visit your grandma for lunch or afternoon tea." "My grandma was cool, she would trash her flat so the maid... had more work." " Did you bring her flowers?" "No, I just liked visiting her." "She drank..." " This guy's more the type... who waits outside the Dream Bar... for a whore he's smitten with." "The other girls gaze down at him standing there with his bouquet." "Beat it, scum!" "If I turn around and you're still there, I'll clobber you." "What kind of lowlife thug was that?" "Asshole!" "No need to get personal." "We were wrong about him." "He beats his wife for not bringing his beer." "Very original." "Not all that's true is original." "I bet he's a good person, adopted an Indian kid, helps his wife empty the dishwasher, lends cash to needy friends." "He belongs in a Thai monastery staring at a wall 10 hours a day." "Maybe he'd see himself for what he is." "Idiot." "A fate worse than death." "I'd do it." "You'd step on a mine to see what it was like." "Boy, this guy reeks of alcohol!" "Wino, period." "Drinks himself unconscious every day." "Lives with his odious mom in an odious flat." "She torments him; he locks her in, steals her retirement checks." "He drinks away his money and blames her for his misery." "Maybe he's dead." "No, he's breathing." "Should we take him to the hospital?" "We can't leave him lying here." "Where to?" "Anywhere, just drive." "Our friend's a poet." "He doesn't look it." "You don't look like a coward." "Funny." "My name is not Fear!" "My name is Angst!" "Where to now?" "Where to now?" "Get on the freeway!" "Why the freeway?" " Just drive." "Very funny." "I thought you wanted to help him." " Who knows?" "What are we doing here?" "Just give me a hand." "Leaving him like a dog so you can go on vacation?" "Vacation?" "That makes no sense." "You never make sense." "I always make sense." "But then we go home, OK?" "Are you crazy?" "He'll suffocate in there." "Your dog doesn't suffocate if you put it in the trunk." "I don't have a dog." "Just help me." "Get in!" "Unless you want the cops to catch us." "The route is in the direction indicated." "Hey, what's going on?" "Wait and see." "Shit." "Drop me off at home." "What's wrong with you?" "Don't shit your pants." "Follow the course of the road." "At the next street, turn left... and immediately turn right." "Shit." "I don't want this." "Shit, I don't want this, you hear?" "I want to graduate, have a family, a house, and a dog." "Not a police record." "I don't even have my passport." "Everything's under control." "You have reached your destination." "Alex!" "My name is not Fear." "My name is Angst." "I must consume what time I have left, be consumed, crumble, liquefy - careening at full speed." "The route is in the direction indicated." "Tomorrow he's gonna think the train station shrank." "Tomorrow he's gonna think the train station shrank." "Tomorrow he's gonna think the train station shrank." "Tomorrow he's gonna think the train station shrank." "For sure!" "Because the Znojmo station is way smaller than ours." "Right, Alex?" "Tomorrow he's gonna think the train station shrank." "What's wrong?" "Tomorrow he's gonna think the train station shrank." "Tomorrow he's gonna think the train station shrank." "Right?" "Tomorrow he's gonna think the train station shrank." "Hi Sebastian!" "We're closed." "I'm just picking up Pia." "What's going on here?" "What's going on here?" "Fuck you, fuck all of you." "Fuck you." "lgnorant riffraff." "Go... fuck yourself." "lgnorant riffraff." "What's going on here?" "What's going on here?" "I'm honest." "I'm honest." "Yes, that's what they all say." "Here, take this." "Take it." "Things will get better." "You're not from around here." "I want to go to..." "Vienna." "West, South..." "I don't care which station." "Get Karel over here, he speaks German." "I can't come right now." "Where do you want to go?" "Have him take a bus, the next train isn't till this afternoon." "Outside." "Vienna." "Bus." "5 minutes." "End of the line." "You're a strange one, aren't you?" "Excuse me!" "Are you going to Vienna?" "Can I have a lift?" " Sorry, but I'm headed the other way." "Stop grinning like an idiot." "You waving at me?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "It sucks here!" "Sucks!" "Sucks, sucks shit." "This sucks!" "This is fucked up." "Shit!" "I'll throw you out!" "You'll never drive again!" "Asshole!" "Up yours." "Stick it up your ass!" "Take your ticket and stick it!" "There's no one behind me." "There's no one behind me." "There's no one behind me." "You better not be talkin' to me." "No control for me." "I got no ticket." "I don't even have a passport." "I don't exist." "I'm me." "I'm alone." "There's no one behind me." "There's no one behind me;" "before me the open steppe." "Walk, walk, walk." "Let me out." "Stop." "Give me another glass!" "C'mon!" "Put it right here!" "Give me your number." "Write it down." "I won't remember it otherwise." "It's got games too." "Don't touch me!" "Keep moving, no loitering." "Nothing to look at here." "What did you say?" "Where's your ticket?" "Here it is. I found it." "It was under my mattress, in a little case." "Damn you're small." "You were bigger in Vienna." "Are you a Lilliputian?" "Or are you a gnome?" "You're big for a gnome!" "What's the difference between a small person and a gnome?" "What's the difference between a small person and a gnome?" "Small people live in the city, jerk, and gnomes live in the woods." "Keep moving!" "At the next street, turn left..." "Shit!" "No, no, I didn't mean you." "Sorry." "You were saying?" "Don't you want to know what happened to him?" "Who do you think?" "Alex, what's wrong?" "You had fun too, didn't you?" "He's gonna think the train station shrank." "So what's up?" "Tidying up." "It'll take a while." "I don't feel like going out." "Where are you?" "Outside "Point of Sale."" "I'm meeting Shiva." "I thought you just cared about teacher lady." "Nothing." "Yeah, I'm still here." "Now she pushes her hair behind her right ear, in vain, because it will just fall back, so she can push it behind her ear again." "Should she sit at the window or in the back?" "She could get me to look for her... and pretend to play hard to get." "But what if I don't come or don't recognize her immediately?" "She's pushing her hair behind her ear... I see." "Alex, you're trying my patience." "You usually like to hear what we're doing." "Forget the girl, she's history, but Sultan is something special." "Come out and play." "I'll help you study tomorrow." "Excuse me." "Can I show you something?" "Come over here." "Come here." "See that redhead?" "Yeah." " What do you think?" "Isn't she beautiful?" "She's OK." "Her name's Eva." "Internet nickname:" "Shiva." "She's 23, comes from Ahndorf in Upper Austria, photography student." "We've been e-mailing for 4 weeks... but never met." "She's sent photos." "Not half bad." "She's photographed herself for 8 years... every day at 3:30 a.m. Even sets her alarm." "Never overslept or forgotten since age 15." "That's all she photographs." "So why don't you go in and live happily ever after?" "I wouldn't want the alarm going off at 3 every day." "3:30, you have to be precise." "She hates imprecision." "That's very important." "Why do you need me?" " l'm a journalist." "I leave for Bangladesh tomorrow." "And then, who knows?" "It wouldn't work out." "Why don't you go in, say friends call you Sebastian, but your real name is Willi or whatever... and be happy together?" "You're bullshitting me." "Here." "It's not as good when you do it on the sly." "You have nice ears." "Don't make fun of me." "I'm not." "My pal Alex likes women with protruding ears but never tells them." "Trying to fix us up?" "No, not at all." "You make lots of chat dates?" "Yeah, 7 or 8 a day." "Show-off." "Sunday's my day off." "And otherwise?" "Otherwise?" "Nothing." "I don't do anything." "I've never done anything." "Nobody does nothing." "Do you write?" "People who "do nothing" usually write." "Not me." "Relax." "Everything's better than doing nothing." "Why do you two live together?" "It was just easy." "I saw his ad and moved in." "I wanted something fast." "I don't care where or how I live." "I do." "I like my apartment." "They don't stick out that much." "Too bad." "Stop being so silly." "Most people have no idea what's attractive about them." "Where's your highway sticker?" "I never go anywhere." "Can't you stay?" "I work tonight." "Say you're sick." "I'll call in for you." "You're crazy, I'm not sick." "A white lie." " For no reason?" "I love you." "How do you know?" "You don't even know me." "I don't need to." "I know it, that's all." "I gotta go." "Did he mention your ears?" " Who?" "The guy last night." "I know him, he was in my French class." "Never ate anything, just drank Coke." "We went out 2 or 3 times." "Was there anything between you?" "Hard to say, we spent the night together once." "But it was all half-hearted." "We sat in his car... then he wouldn't go up because of his friend." "At my place he sniffed every perfume bottle." "Then he came after me as if it were do-or-die." "I thought:" "Cool." "We did everything imaginable, he just never stuck it in." "But he had a hard-on all night." "Go on." " That was it." "He never called again." "Maybe he's a normal guy and this was his first time really drunk." "He never drinks so it didn't take much." "Normal?" "Sure." "He got drunk and wet his pants." "Then he'll come back." "He's got no money." " Other people do, they'll help." "Easy for you to say with your rich daddy." "is it so important why things are the way they are?" "My dad was just rich because he married my mom, who inherited it from her sister." "Nobody has any control." "The guy who fights for it, never gets it." "I dreamt he got run over by a bulldozer." "Over and over." "Pangs of remorse?" "I never dream." "You're just too dumb to remember." "Very funny." "What if I go to the police?" "Go ahead." "How embarrassing." "Hold on." "Leave it." "You think I'm going to jail for you?" "What's the big idea?" "What are you trying to prove?" "That you're cool?" "You don't give a shit?" "The truth is you can't stand yourself." "I'd have a hard time too if I were you." "You play God and don't change a thing." "I'm really sorry I spilled on your friend." "Are you angry?" "You too?" " lt's not important." "Promise?" "Going on a trip?" "This isn't you... because I know him." "Gonna buy me a drink?" "You gotta keep an eye on your stuff." "Things disappear so easily." "Talk to me." "Talk to me." "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee." "Blessed art thou amongst women... and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus." "Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our..." "You bitch, you goddamned bitch." "What's so funny?" "Teacher, I think you got texted." "Before I dismiss you, don't forget, tomorrow is Mardi Gras." "I'm going as Fred Flintstone." "Quiet!" "I hate costumes." "I don't want to wear a red nose, then spend hours removing makeup." "What are you going as?" " A man dressed as a woman." "Men who dress up like women always look funny... with their hairy legs in stockings and their badly disguised beards, whereas women dressed like men always look great." "Then I'll do that." "It'll be fun." "Hello Sebastian." "I didn't say I never wanted to see you again." "It's just..." "Look out!" "Sorry, I didn't see you." "My fault." "No big deal, I only bought the car three days ago." "New." "You're obnoxious." "Why are you here?" "I wanted to see you again." "Here I am." "Now what?" "How about ice cream or a movie?" "My treat." " Listen, I'm 3 years older, I just ended a bad relationship." "I don't need another jerk... who torments or stalks me." " All I did was text you." "is that all?" "You're a terror." "You sent at least 10." " You didn't answer." "I was teaching." "Some people work." "I meant well." "So why is her car damaged?" " l'd like to know that too." "A friend knows you." "She told me about your lies and affairs." "Well?" " lt's probably true." "Sign here." "If you agree with my statement." "Of course I agree." " Am I disturbing you?" "Not me." "Then you admit it?" "You're special, Pia." "Not very original." "I like how you scarf your food without thinking, how you don't wait for people's answers, how you get upset over a highway sticker, how you eye me when you think I'm not looking." "Arrogant bastard." "Arrogant bastard!" "I'll drive you home." "The hell you will." "The route is in the direction indicated." "I bought you a present." "That's what I wanted to bring by." "You will reach your destination in 300 meters." "You have reached your destination." " l don't live here." "The GPS." "It was still programmed from last night." "And you just drive wherever it tells you to?" "Yes." "Normally it's right." "What did you do here last night?" "Meet another one of your chat-room bimbos?" "No, Alex and I were out slumming." "Come on, I'll show you." "The top ones move the arms, these, the legs." "You attack with all 4." "Ready?" "So when you're not out on a blind date, you and Alex play arcade games." "Terrific." "And we go to Turkish joints, clubs, casinos, go-go bars, and afternoon tea for singles." "Why?" "I see places I'd never see, and meet people I'd never meet." "Like a stranger in your own town." "Slum tourism." " Yes." "Otherwise you never leave your own little world." "Look around you." "They're having fun." "And tomorrow they show up with no homework." "The kid in the beanie might suddenly understand his calculus... because he goes home feeling euphoric after a high score." "That's not realistic." " Yes it is." "No." "Yes." " No." "Yes." "No." " Sometimes it does." "Don't tell me you never played before." "Shut up." "Hello." "Who are you?" "Bambi." "Bambi." "You goddamned bitch." "Holy Mary, Mother of God." "Pray for us sinners." "Now and at the hour of our..." "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee." "Blessed art thou amongst women... and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus." "Hello, you must be Alex." "I'm Pia." "Morning, Pia." "Sleep well?" "Your passport?" "No." "It looks like you." "I haven't brushed my teeth yet." " l don't mind." "Ask Sebastian whose passport it is." "Whose passport is this?" "A man named Franz Kallmann." "We found him drunk unconscious on a bench outside the station, stuck him in the trunk of a BMW, drove him across the border, and left him on a bench at the Znojmo station." "Very funny." "It's true." "Stop being so immature." "Anyway whatever, I gotta run or I'll be late." "It's true." "is it true?" "Have you gone completely mad." "I love her, I want her to know everything." "Then it is true?" "And you played along?" "At the time it was funny." "Are you crazy?" "How old are you?" "I bet you switch salt and sugar at cafes, then laugh about it all the way home." "He's a human being as opposed to you idiots." "Now what?" "The sugar dispenser idea isn't half bad." "You're totally insane." "I know you get your piece of the action." "Who do you like better?" "Vera or maybe Pia herself." "Because she's probably available again." "What the hell do you want?" "Do you want to look for him?" "Discuss our father issues?" "Cry?" "Say we're good people?" "That we like each other?" "That we didn't really mean what we did?" "I did mean it." "I just wanted to help." "Look what we have here." "Good morning." "Did you sleep well?" "Look what I found." "A new calf." "When did Austrians start fleeing here?" "They realize how nice it is here." "On TV I heard it's called eastern enlargement." "I bet he'll be cute once we clean him up." "It's worth a try." "It's no use, don't waste your time." "I'll cut his hair." "It's all stiff and filthy." "He's probably a Slovakian Gypsy... who's just pretending not to understand." "So what is he, cute or Slovak?" "That's mean." "Don't say that." "You don't even know if he's an Austrian." "You're just saying that because I'm from Bratislava." "But you've been here so long that Slovaks tease you for being a Czech." "What's the difference?" "No matter how long he lies in the barn, he'll never be a cow." "Herta?" " What's he saying?" "It's me." "I think he's calling his wife." "Berta or something." "His name is Kallmann." "They took away my credit here." "You gotta come." "No, no, no, not today." "I think I'm not in Vienna." "is "not in Vienna" your new code word for drunk?" "Lousy excuse." "You've never traveled." "No, I'm not drunk." "Not the slightest bit." "I think he was on a drinking binge... and hasn't been home for days." "Please come, I need you." "Please come today." " No, I can't make it today." "I can't come, do you hear?" "Tomorrow, yes, tomorrow, of course." "I promise." "I miss you, Franzl." "I miss you too, Herta." "Now he's sweet talking her." "What do elephants use as tampons?" "Sheep." "No, no. I'm alone." "Find anything?" "The stamps in his passport say he was in Croatia once 7 years ago." "But you saw that yourself." "And I got his address and phone number." "They cut off his phone two years ago." "So is this a new one?" "Gimme a break." "What about Sebastian?" "Tell me, I'm the one who found him." "You can keep him." "Thanks, but I'm taken at the moment." "Don't you have class?" "I have a fever." "Karo's taking over for me." "Have a good one." "I love you too." "Mr. Kallmann?" "Mr. Kallmann?" "My name is not Fear!" "My name is Angst!" "I never want to see you again." "I want this man found." "I'm going to the police." "I booked it last minute." "500 euros" " Jakarta, isn't that crazy?" "!" "I was there with my ex once, but he couldn't take the mosquitoes." "So we just sat around the hotel room..." "He watched MTV and wanted to fuck constantly." "I figure I can fuck at home, you know." "Anyway, we flew home early." "Cambodia  Southeast Asia were next, but..." "Are you alright?" "I was thinking about something else." "One-sided crush?" "I understand." "A trip is the best cure." "Everything's different when you return." "It puts things in perspective." "You can't remember what you were thinking... or why everything was so awful." "Not when you really love someone." "Hello!" "Excuse me." "I'm looking for someone I don't know..." "No thanks, I'm not staying." "Or someone I don't know who might know him." "Maybe one of you knows the person I'm looking for." "What about him?" "Are you a cop?" "No, a teacher." "A teacher?" "Oh, my costume, they make us do this at our school." "What are you going as?" "A princess." "Can't you tell?" "Are you his girlfriend?" "Yes and no." "And you?" "I'm his sister." "You don't look like him." "You get that a lot with siblings." "When did you see him last?" "He called two days ago..." "No, today." "Said he wasn't in Vienna." "I doubt he knew where he was." "He'll do that." "But you ain't really his sister." "No." "What do you want him for?" "I don't know." "Maybe to save him." "What would you do if you woke up here?" "Look around for the Sultan." "For what?" "Cafe Sultan." "What if no one understood you?" " l'm used to that." "This kind of looks like home." "Tell me about Kallmann." "He's a sweetie." "He drinks, though." "But who doesn't?" "He's a poet." "He reads to me all the time, but I don't understand a word." "He gets all upset and red in the face." "To each his own." "Hang on, I'm not that fast." "Come on!" "Tape won't hold it." "Anyone can see that." "You happen to have a few tacks?" "Just wrap it around the tree." "I'd need a whole roll of tape for two flyers." "This is useless anyway." "Got a better idea?" "Let's go back home... and wait for him." "You gotta act or nothing happens." "You're starting to sound like Kallmann." "I love you" "Why do people do things like this?" "I don't even want to know." "They were probably bored." "I get bored too, but I couldn't imagine doing that." "Actually I think it's pretty funny." "You're crazy." "Look, gnomes floating in the lake." "Yeah sure." "It feels more like we're looking for a runaway dog." "Do you like animals?" "I always wanted a dog, but with my lifestyle it never worked out." "I've been meaning to ask, what's written on your car?" "Stupid asshole." "Maybe he means it." "Hello, Sebastian." "No, it's me." "Sebastian left town." "Lent me his phone." "When does he get back?" "He wasn't sure." "What are you doing tonight?" "I think it's so cool that you came along." "Thank you." "Good-bye." "Check out that guy." "He must have got in the wrong taxi." "Yeah." "Friendly fellow." "I doubt that." "Just because he's a big spender?" "No." "He looks a little lost and lonely to me." "No, he knows what he's doing." "He probably fucked his way through Southeast Asia... and now he wants something even more exotic." "Don't be so negative." " They just want to fuck." "Wonder where he comes from." "America." "Where?" " America." "No, he's not from America." "He's the son of an Australian UN official." "Since the age of 5 he's moved from place to place." "That still doesn't mean he's not American." "Great game!" "Who are you?" "You found a ticket?" "Congratulations." "Whaddaya want?" "A ticket?" "He wants a ticket." "Where to?" "I don't need a ticket, I don't even wanna go." "You wanna get out?" "Wanna get out, idiot?" "I'm the controller." "I am your controller." "All this is mine." "The whole car belongs to me." "Everyone can get out now." "One word from me and you're all out." "Where do you wanna go?" "Tickets everyone!" "Tickets everyone!" "Stick it, everyone!" "Where are we now?" "This ain't a station." "Let me out." "Get out of my way!" "I said don't touch me!" "Don't touch me." "You better not be talkin' to me." "No control for me." "Nobody controls me." "I got no ticket." "I don't need a ticket." "I don't need a passport." "You wanna see my passport?" "Go ahead and look, but close your eyes."