"PENN:" "Wherever good is threatened..." "Heroes rise to the challenge and always save the day!" "( grunts )" "Except when they don't." "( Groans )" "And that's when I go to work." "( Theme song playing )" "♪ I zap in two dimensions every day ♪" "♪ It's my job To be a hero ♪" "♪ Save the world and make things right ♪" "♪ Kung fu moles rescue trolls ♪" "♪ Punch a zombie score a goal ♪" "♪ I'm a robot I'm a rabbit I'm a knight ♪" "CHOIR: ♪ Stretching swinging, spying ♪" "♪ Flying, flipping monster-kicking ♪" "♪ Boone and Sashi always sticking by my side ♪" "♪ No villain's gonna stop ♪" "CHOIR: ♪ Penn Zero Part-Time Hero" "♪ Penn Zero Part-Time Hero ♪" "Penn Zero Part-Time Hero!" "Penn Zer... aaugh!" "♪" "( Horn honks ) PHYLLIS:" "Okay, listen up, children." "I want you to pay very close attention." "( Squawking noise )" "Today's mission is to get thrust generator chip back to engine room so spaceship is not sucked into black hole." "No offense, Phyllis, but mission briefings are usually my thing." "Your thing is not to screw up mission." "Good luck!" "Well, we just kinda breezed past you shooting a holographic Phyllis out of your mouth, but... ( squeaking )" "( shrieking )" "BOONE (over P.A.):" "Hello?" "Penn?" "Sashi?" "Where are you guys?" "Where am I?" "( Gasps ) Are we in, like, Hide-And-Seek World?" "Am I "it"?" "( beeping )" "Hello, remaining people of Earth." "I'm Bill Nye." "Obviously." "As you thaw from your cryogenic pods," "I hope you enjoyed your 1,000-year journey." "Your ship should be orbiting Kepler 452B, a beautiful, uninhabited Earth-like planet where civilization will begin anew, unless something terrible has happened, in which case humanity's last chance at survival has been snuffed out and I'm completely wasting my time." "( cat yowls )" "( squeaks ) ( yowls )" "BOONE (over P.A.):" "Warning!" "Warning!" "Danger!" "Thrust generator chip has been removed." "Gravitational pull will suck ship into black hole in nine minutes." "Who said that?" "I said that!" "I'm the ship's computer!" "That means..." "I'm smart!" "I can finally realize my secret dream of becoming the galaxy's hottest electronic DJ." "Hit it, CPU!" "( Intense techno music plays )" "Wha... (grunting)..." "Why can't I move?" "( Cat yowls )" "LARRY:" "Beep, ping, beep, beep, boop, beep, bop... bing." "Pa-pa-pow, prrrd, ting, ping, ping, ping, beep... bong, boi!" "( Clank ) ( birds tweet )" "Aaaah!" "Ow." "( Beeping )" "( screeching ) ( yowling )" "BOONE:" "Ooh!" "It is bread and jam time!" "DJ Pajammy Jam is in da spaceship!" "How 'bout some Old School dance beats for some Old School flavor?" "The boogie, the woogie..." "Feel it, space travelers!" "( techno music plays )" "( clatter, clanking )" "( blows raspberry )" "( laughing )" "( screeches )" "( yowling )" "Aaaaah!" "( Screeches )" "( shrieks )" "( cat yowls )" "( blows landing )" "( clanking )" "( birds tweeting )" " ( footsteps ) - ( dog barking )" " ( door opens ) - ( woman screaming )" " ( toilet flushing ) - ( rapid footsteps )" "( hinges creak )" "( yowls )" "( vacuum whines )" "( screeching )" "( loud clattering )" "( crash )" "( squeals )" " ( crash ) - ( laughing )" "( panting )" "( panting continues )" "Aaaaah!" "Ba." "Bing-bang." "Prrrd." "( Squeaks )" "( yowling )" "( squeaking )" "Okay, gotta get out of this contraption." "(grunts) Must move!" " Whoa!" " ( thud )" "( frustrated grunts )" "Stupid... frozen... body!" "( Grunting )" "Wha...!" "( Computer powers up )" "Artificial gravity has been disengaged." "Awesome." "Gravity, an interesting subject, and by "gravity," I'm talking about the natural phenomenon by which all things with mass are brought toward each other, not "gravity," as in talking in a very serious way," "like, "I'm sorry, sir, I don't know how to tell you this, but we're out of peanut butter."" "BOONE:" "Ship will be sucked into black hole in 2 minutes." "Whoa!" "That black hole looks scaaaary!" "I can't wait to see how Penn and Sashi save us." "( clank )" "Fun's over." "Artificial gravity has been restored." "What?" "!" "Oh, come on!" "( Pulsating tone )" "( horn honks )" "( explosion )" "( switch clicks )" "( explosion )" "( electronic tones )" "( squeaks )" "( screeches )" "( blows raspberry )" "Beep-bong-beep." "( Beep )" "( dinging )" "( clatter )" "( mouse screeches )" "( ding ) ( clank )" "( explosion )" "( whoosh )" "( beeping )" "( wheezy laughter )" "( alarm blares )" "( wind whooshes )" "Carbon-based mammals unfortunately do not have the ability to survive in space, and if for some reason you're wondering if mice are carbon-based mammals, why, yes, they are." "( grunting, groaning )" "( beeping )" "( beeping louder )" "Whoa!" "Penn's a mouse and he's about to be sucked into space!" "BOONE:" "Okay!" "Okay, yeah, I get it, I'm on it." "( laughing )" "BOONE:" "Ah, so many buttons on me." "Aha!" "The air lock door." "( yowls )" "( squeaks )" "P.A.:" "Ship to be sucked into black hole... in ten... nine, eight... seven, six..." "BOONE:" "Hey, Mousey Penn, five, four..." "I need that chip, like, right now, three, two... or we might all get sucked into that black hole." "BOONE:" "Whoo!" "I can feel the power!" "Whoo!" "DJ Jammy Jam has left the galaxy." "Bap-bap-bing-bong." "BOONE:" "Oh, yeah, time to crack open those 1,000-year-old nachos." "♪"