"We don't know who we'll sit next to." "But it's very likely that it be Clive Owen." " Where are you going?" " BAFTA." "It's the Oscars of Europe." "It's a film award." " Iben?" " It's the best European films." " I can't find my card." " What does BAFTA stand for again?" " British..." "I don't know." " Academy..." "British Academy Film and Television Awards." "Emil?" "Did you call Annette from Recommendation?" "Good." "Iben needs a haircut and I need to take up my smoking trousers." " I like your bag." " It's a gift from my boyfriend." " That's right." " That's a really nice bag, Iben." "I really like it as well." "He also got me the suitcases to match." " Could you bring them in here, Emil?" " You have to see the suitcases, Mia." " Doesn't it look nice on me?" " Yeah, sure." "Could you hold them up a bit so Mia can see them?" " They're very nice." " Aren't they?" "Sporty, but stylish." " Cheers." " To Bafta, the old bicycle lock." "No, that's Basta." "And we're staying at Shoreditch." " Aren't we going out soon?" " We're always going out, dear." "I mean out to see something." "I would like to see that new musical." "It's with that rather short actress, what's her name?" "Søs Egelind?" " Kirsten Lehfeldt." " Kirsten Lehfeldt is the short one." "I'm just going to move the bag." "You have cheese on your fingers." "Emil, could you put my bag in the cupboard, please." "And bring a napkin." "Mia has cheesy fingers." "That personal assistant is just ridiculous." "Casper can't do anything by himself anymore." "But of course, he loves pushing people around." "Would you rather that I was famous?" "No..." "I like you the way you are." "Then why don't you ever tell me you love me?" " I've told you that a hundred times." " Nope." "I certainly have." " Then tell me." " Now?" " Yes." " No." " What is it?" " We're in a taxi." " I can't tell you here." " Tell me." "Honey?" " Have you seen my left slipper?" " No." "Muffi?" "Have you seen dad's slipper?" "Did you miss daddy?" "Do you want a treat?" "Yes, you do." "Give daddy a kiss." "There you go." "Daddy loves his dog." "Yes, he does." "I'm going to bed, Frank." "Maybe we could make out a bit?" "Are you coming?" "Yeah..." "No training tonight, Muffi." " What are you doing?" " Nothing." "Oh, that's nice." " Are you signaling at the dog?" " He found my slipper." "Get off me." "Come in." " Well, well." " I'm having them taken up." "If it isn't Don Quixote and his ever faithful squire." "We might not be going after all." "Iben is going crazy." " The newspaper said we're going." " So?" " Burglary." " What newspaper?" " Berlingske." " Theaves don't read Berlingske." " Tomorrow it might be Ekstra Bladet." " Then you're in trouble." "All criminals read Ekstra Bladet." "All the celebrities have people watch their houses while they're gone." " That's a shame." " Ouch!" "What are you doing?" "That was stupid of you." "Don't touch me!" "Go help Iben." " So now we can't go." " Can't he watch the house?" "We can't go without him." "I don't recognise the city anymore." "I could lend you Muffi." "He's a guard dog." " Can he do that?" " Yes, he always barks at strangers." " And I'm visiting Stig Rossen." " Iben?" "Frank might have the solution." "Isn't that right, Frank?" "Casper said you're afraid of being burgled while you're gone." "So I suggested you borrow Muffi." " But he's just a puppy." " No, he's a big chap." " Can he keep guard?" " Yes." " Does he pee on the floor?" " No." "He'll protect our home while we're gone." "Okay, then." " That's great." "Thanks." " Of course you're going." "Frank, come here." " But I need to ask Casper something." " What?" " Something." " What are you asking Casper?" " It's private." " If he knows it, I know it." " Where did he buy the Prada bags?" " Birger Christensen." "Goodbye." "It's beautiful, Frank." "But isn't it too expensive for me?" "Nothing is too expensive for you." " It really suits you." " It isn't too big, is it?" " I don't think so." " Thank you." "That's so nice of you." "They're picking you up tomorrow." " What a nice place they have here." " It's very cozy down here." " Hello." " Welcome." " Tilde, that's Frank and Mia." " Welcome." " Hi, Stig." "Good to see you." " You too." "Your hair looks great, Mia." "Did you just have a perm?" " Yes, I did." " Did you have your hair done?" "I hadn't even noticed, darling." "It looks good." "How could you tell?" "It's just that perm lotion smells kind of farty." " Haven't you ever noticed?" " No, I haven't." "Tilde is a sommelier, so she has a great nose." " But it looks good on you." " It's nice." " Welcome." " Thank you." "This is where we'll be doing some work." "We are going to tear down the pen." "We might build a new one." "Tilde wants a few horses." " Do you ride, Tilde?" " Yes, I do." "Don't you?" " No." " Mia likes to cycle." "I see." "Well that's nice too." " Guess what this is." " A hole in the ground." "It's an old well." "But we've decided it's going to be a love well." " Wow." " I must say." "Here you can make a wish for your loved one." " That's so romantic." " And it usually works." "I wish..." "Did you just throw 1000 kroner into the well?" "It was a big wish." " Should I make a wish as well?" " Please do." " Do you have a penny?" " No." " But I only have this." " Throw it in, then." "I'm not throwing a fifty into a hole in the ground." "Don't be silly." "There." " Make a wish." " I have." "I wished for my fifty back." " That's his job." " Our turn, dear." "It's a six." "One, two, three, four, five, six." " What do you say, dear?" " I don't know, Frank." " But what do you think?" " I don't know." " 18 degrees, perhaps?" " Yes, if it's mulled wine." " No, I'd say 8 or 9 degrees." " I'm sorry, Frank." " The answer is 10 to 12.5 degrees." " Close, but no cigar." " That wasn't fair." " Sommelier versus soft drink expert." " Cheers." "It's nice to see you." " Cheers, darling." "I'm drinking fine wines now that I've met Tilde." " You're more into port wine, right?" " Port?" " Not really." " That can be good too." " Do you like your new bag, Mia?" " Yeah." " It's really nice." " It was a gift from me." " Stig gave me one just like it." " Hey, big spender." " I find it a tad big, though." " Well, I am a bit taller than you." " That might make a difference." " I guess." " Where were we?" " It's our turn, darling." " Now let's see." " I'm going to get some fresh air." " That's bad, right?" " That's really bad." "Cheers." " Tilde is a lovely lady." " Isn't she?" " Mia's great too." " Yes, I love her very much." " Hasn't Mia been gone for a while?" " She probably fell asleep." "I'll go check up on her." "Honey?" "She's not in the bedroom." " Mia?" " Frank?" " Honey?" " I'm down here, Frank." " What are you doing?" " Help me!" " How did you fall down there?" " I was making a love wish." " Stig, she fell into the love well!" " I would like to go home now." " Are you sure?" " Yes, I am." " Mia, come here." " I'm so cold." " What happened?" " Get my bag, Frank!" "We'll get you warm, dear." " Thank you." " That was terrible." "Where do you think you're going?" "You're going home." " Can't I say good night?" " Good night." "Good night, honey." " Hi." " Yes?" " Are they home?" " No visitors today, Frank." " They want some peace and quiet." " Frank?" "It's okay, Emil." "How was your trip?" "Thank you very much, Frank." "Now we've lost everything." "Look at that lazy cur that should have protected our flat." " Everything is gone!" " They stole everything." "Thank you for lending us your fine guard dog." " They even took the bloody fishes!" " The fishes?" "They only left the yellow one that I never liked." "I don't understand." "Didn't you attack the burglars, Muffi?" " Did you take his collar off?" " No!" " It was a Prada collar." " We didn't touch your dog." "What a great guard dog!" "They even took his collar." "We have to do some training, Muffi." "No treats for a while." "I'm sorry." "I'm having a surprise party for Mia." "Do you want to come?" "Why not?" "Then at least we can sit on a chair and have some food." " Thank you so much." " Emil, get Frank out of here." "She's been a bit sad lately, so I want to surprise her." "I'll let you know the details." "WE LOVE YOU MIA" "What wine is this, Frank?" "It's actually quite good." "What time is it, Ole?" "Let's go through it one more time." "Once Mia arrives   we count to three, and then we say "surprise."" " One of us counts." " I'll give the signal." " One, two, three..." " Surprise!" " On three or after three?" " Do it again, Frank." " Surprise!" " Okay, so it's after, then." "And then we raise our glasses." " Did Frank make the sign himself?" " No, it's printed." " They're on their way." " Right now?" " Quiet." " Take it easy, Frank." " Hi!" " Hello." " Good to see you." " You too." " Would you like a cup of tea?" " No thanks, I'm so full." " The food was delicious." " It was good to see you." " Take care." " Bye, Frank." " Bye." " Stay here, darling." " Darling, stay here." " What is it?" "I have a surprise for you." "I'm just going to blindfold you." "It's a silk scarf and everything." "Now you look fine." "Do you see anything?" "Come with me." "Come on, pumpkin." "Just stand right here." " Can I look now?" " No, I need to get something first." "Frank?" "Frank?" " Shut up, Casper!" " Surprise..." "Mia, stay here and have a glass of wine." "Give her a glass." "Mia?" "Come down, darling." " It's not funny." " Why not?" " Because she's upset." " Then she shouldn't have farted." " She didn't know you were here." " She'll be all right." " You have to leave." " Can't we just open a window?" "Frank, your wife is rotting inside." "Damn, what a sharp smell." "Goodbye, Frank." "Damn, that was funny." "I'm sorry, but it was." " In 30 years, we'll laugh about it." " I'm laughing now." "See you!" "Honey?" "Pumpkin?" "They all left." "You can come out now." "Honey..." "It's nothing to be upset about." "I miss you out here." "I love you, honey." "I really do." "I love you." "You do?" "I love you too." "Thank you." "Now that's service." "I like it when a man opens the door for you." "I like that too." "Hello." "I bought this lovely Prada bag a few days ago." "But my girlfriend would have liked it a bit smaller." " That's no problem." " It's a tad too much." " Do you have it in a smaller size?" " Do you have a receipt?" "I do remember you, but this is not the bag I sold you." "This is a copy." "A cheap copy." " I bought it from you." " Didn't you buy it here?" " Yes, I did." " This isn't the same bag." "I swear, I bought that bag in this store from you." " I know, but this is a cheap copy." " You're a cheap copy." "Look, it's the black bag with all the compartments and..." " "To my beloved Tilde... "" " Let me see." "Is that Stig?" "You have taken Tilde's bag." " Here you go." " Sorry." " There's been a mix-up." " We're very sorry." " Hi, Stig!" " Hello." "Right."