" What do you think?" " Yes, very nice." "I've lost all feeling in my left leg, but aside from that, it's very comfortable." "Has that cachet you'd expect of a newly-qualified solicitor." "If I could turn my head in utter incredulity, I would do so." "What the hell are you talking about?" "In six days, I'll be Lyle Anderson, qualified solicitor." "Ah, yes." "Take my word for it that like crossing the Equator, qualification as a solicitor is a rite of passage not to be missed." "I won't get covered in chocolate, will I?" "No, that's in Scotland." "England's a bit more muted." "So, what do you say, Simon?" "A game of twister or a quick ploughman's down the Startled Duck?" " I might not be around." " Come on, it's going to be Lyle's big day." "My trial's been called." "I'll probably be playing my own game of twister in the prison showers," " if I escape my debt collectors." " Oh." "(Car horn)" " Who's that?" "Mummy's home!" "Beatrice!" "You clever girl!" "I missed you." "I missed you so much." "Did you miss me?" "It hasn't been the same without you." " Course he's missed you." " Missed you so much." " Here, look." " After you." "I've already seen..." "Look!" " May I?" " Yes." "Oh, you are so..." "I named her after you." "What, Peter?" "Petra." "My rock." "Peter, you'll drip all over her." "You're making her wet." "Stop it." "She looks like..." " Who does she look like?" " That would be telling, wouldn't it?" "Our second Kingdom baby!" "Peter?" "You've had a call from the newsagent." "Well, if it's the bill, we can pay it next week." " Where's Gloria?" " Cruising the fjords with Mr Snell." "No, Peter, it isn't about the paper bill." "Mr Davis needs legal counsel, and he needs it now." "Unfortunately I have to help Beatrice with her luggage." "Yeah, and I've got the pram." "Well, then, Lyle, chop chop!" "Off to Mr Davis." "(Thumping on door)" "I don't care what she's done, you can't lock children in cupboards." "She's a terror." "She hasn't brought back the work permit signed by her parents." "The Inspector wanted to see 'em and hers was the only one I didn't have." "A L1,000 fine." "Less than you'll get for false imprisonment." "She's not coming out till I've got a signed permit." "Never mind the permit." "She's been spotted working before 7 AM." "Also illegal." " Who are you?" "Fagin?" " She said it suited her." "I don't care what she said." "The law is there to protect her." "And you." " Now open it." "(Thumping continues)" "Let me out!" "Please let me out!" "If we can produce the permit, no problem." "But do this again and they'll hang you by the goolies." " I'm sorry about this, love." "You..." " Leave me alone!" " So who is she?" " She stole a box of Crunchies!" "Bees?" "How do you know they've been stolen?" "How do you know they haven't just buzzed off?" "All right." "Mm-hm." "Go to the police, Ted." "They deal with lost or stolen property." "No, of course they won't laugh at you." "Not much they won't!" "Seen half a million bees loitering around on street corners obtaining honey with menaces?" "No." "Well, if you do, tell Ted." "Peter, look, I know it's none of my business, but I'm going to be asked by everyone at the WI, who is the father?" "I don't know." "And it's none of my business either." "And there you go!" " Anything else?" " No, I think that's everything, thanks." "Simon?" "I never did say thank you." " What for?" " Turning up." "Being there when I needed you." "Thank you." "Oh, well." "You know me." "Yes..." "Which is why it makes it all the more remarkable." "Hello?" "Anyone in?" "Ooh, sorry about that." "Ted mislaid his bees, would you believe?" "So, what can I do?" "I don't think you can." "Everything's done." "Simon carried everything upstairs, moved some furniture, put together a bit of flat-pack." "Oh." "Er... well, is there anything I can tighten?" " No, no, I have got my own Allen keys." " Hm." "Quite the man of many talents, aren't you?" "Oh, stop it!" "Stop what?" "I'm here, I'm helping." "I'm sick of this whole "wounded Peter" syndrome." "Oh!" "Sorry!" "Um..." "Peter, Aunt Auriel needs you." "Immediately." "Shakespeare's causing a storm." "I have bedimmed the noontide sun Called forth the mutinous winds" "And 'twixt the green sea And the azured vault" "Set roaring war" "(Bell rings)" "(Lively cries)" "I'm absolutely soaked!" "What's wrong with the sprinklers?" "What on earth is going on?" "Oh!" "Thank goodness, Peter!" "Um... indoors?" "Mm-hm." "It's the sprinkler system." "Every time Mr McEvoy practises his lines from The Tempest, the whole thing goes off." "It must be a fault." "It never did it with Twelfth Night." "I don't think it's anything to do with Shakespeare, Aunt." "Sprinklers detect heat, not rhyming couplets." "We won't be ready for the summer performance." "Mrs Davey was down to play Miranda, but she got drenched and has gone down with a chill, not that she could pass for a 12-year-old girl." "You are coming, Peter?" "I've put tickets aside." "Oh, of course." "This system was installed only six months ago." "I know." "I want you to sue their arse off." "Ah, my dainty Ariel!" "Hast thou, spirit, performed to point the tempest that I bade thee?" "To every article." "This is the line that usually does it." "Oh, my brave spirit!" "Who was so firm, so constant, that this coil would not infect his reason?" "(Alarm sounds)" "Everybody, out!" "Come on, let's get the minibus." "All back to mine." "I've put a list of calls on your desk." "Excellent." "Thank you, Cynthia." "Um... could you put the kettle on?" "Right, in you come." "Tea for 12." "That's it." "Mind the step." "In you pop." "Very good." " Form a line in the middle of the room." " Where did you get these?" "Found them in a pile in the street." "What do you think?" "Sprinkler trouble at Auriel's." "Maybe you could help with cases, they're outside." "That's it." "In you pop." "Now, put-you-up beds will be coming later." "Er..." "Peter?" "Beatrice, I'm really sorry about this." "It won't be for long." "I've just had a baby." "I do need to be able to use the bathroom." "I know, but let's face it, most of them won't be able to get up the stairs." "You'll be fine." "Right, everybody, this is my sister, Beatrice." "Welcome." "Hello." "Welcome to you." " Welcome." " Ma'am." "Right, into the sitting room for tea." "And on your way, take a label, write your name on it, tie it to any part of yourself and never let it go." "(Owl hoots)" "(Rustle of bed covers)" "No, Mrs Thomson, your room is the one at the end of the corridor." "Do you remember?" "Sorry." " What do you mean, I can't work?" " That's the law and I can get in trouble." "Bring back the permit signed by your dad." " I don't have a dad." " Your mum." "She lost it." "Till she finds it, you're not doing a paper round." "I can have you for locking me in the store room." "You stole my Crunchies!" "Sorry." "My alarm didn't go off." " Has this Ellie been in yet?" " That's her!" "Wait!" "I'm Lyle Anderson from Kingdom  Kingdom Solicitors!" "Keep away from me!" "Ellie!" "Hang on a minute!" "You're not in any trouble." "I just want to talk to you." "Please, leave me alone!" " Hang on, I just want to..." " Get away from me!" "I'm trying to help you!" "Ooh!" "Now..." "Piss off!" "No need for that." "Wait there." "Hang on." "Hang on." "I just need your work permit signed by your mum, then you can do your round." "Otherwise Mr Davis will be in big trouble." "There, now leave us alone!" " Looks a bit young for your mum's signature." " Go away!" "If it's not her mother's signature, then the document's a forgery." "I suppose Mr Davis could argue that he took all reasonable steps." "Alternatively, he could just sack her." "So what should my advice be?" "Well, since you're nearly qualified," "I think you should decide for yourself, don't you?" "He could suspend her, pending signature verification." "Your call entirely." "Who cares?" "It's just a paper round." "No!" "It is not just a paper round!" "A man's business and reputation are at stake." "No matter how weasel-like or vomit-worthy he may be, he has come to us for a solution." "(Pompous) Is this the room for breakfast?" "I'll show you." "That room through there." "There's prunes and cereals, scrambled eggs." " Thank you very much." " Good morning." "Straight on through." "You can kiss goodbye to any work being done." "Lord only knows what I can do with them after breakfast." " Strip poker?" " Yes, thank you, Lyle." "Very amusing." "Mr Snell!" "I thought you were supposed to be up a fjord with Mrs Millington." "I was." "Then I contracted the Norwalk virus and they had to airlift me off near Bergen." "Never been so sick in my life." "Oh, I am sorry." "But how's Gloria?" "Oh, she's being... consoled by the chief engineer." "I'm not the luckiest in love, am I, Mr Kingdom?" "Peter, I really need to talk to you... (Trickling liquid) ...before the trial." "We will, we will." "No, that is not a lavatory." "It's a photocopier!" "Sorry, Mr Kingdom." "Mummy loves you so much." "I'm going to do everything right." "I promise." "I've got books." "Look." "Mummy and Baby, Baby and Mummy," "Perfect Solo Parenting for the Dysfunctional Adult." "See?" "Can you not do that, please?" "Lurking." "I'm sorry, I..." "Finally come to tell me your trial's been called?" "I was going to." "I didn't want to spoil your homecoming." "So when were you going to tell me?" "Or were you just going to disappear, like last time?" "I'm not looking forward to it." " Do you think you'll go to prison?" " It's highly likely." "Judges like to make an example of the professional classes." "But that's not my only problem." "Mrs Lawton?" "Mrs Lawton!" " I thought you were going to leave us alone." " I am." "I just need to verify this is your mum's signature." " Well, it is." " Well, can I speak to her?" "No!" "Then I have to inform you that you're suspended from doing your paper round." "You can't do that!" "I can." "And I have." "But I need the money!" " Then let me speak to your mum." " She's not available." "Well, neither is your paper round." " And why aren't you at school?" " Mind your own business." "So, found the fault?" "Replaced the broken sprinklers?" "Call-out fee is L300 plus VAT." "No, no, no." "No, this is under guarantee." "Your company installed it." "There's a fault." "You fixed it, you bear the cost." "Yeah, but I ain't fixed it." "Then what in God's name were you doing up a ladder for two hours?" "Checking all the sensors." "There's no fault." "I fixed nothing." "You have to pay the call-out fee." "Well, then why does it keep going off?" "I dunno." "(Phone rings)" " Kingdom  Kingdom." " Maybe it's the weather." "AURIEL:" "I'm sorry, Peter, it's Mr Burholt." "He's got something he shouldn't have in his room." "Mr Burholt says he keeps seeing them coming in through the window and into that crack." "I can hear something." "(Buzzing)" " Urgh!" " That was definitely a bee." " Are you sure?" "Aunt Auriel, I know a bee when it's just flown in my ear." "(Drone of bees)" "TV:" "Hello there." "We have a severe weather warning..." "Ted?" "I think I've found your bees." "Yeah, in a wall." "You'll never guess." "Yeah, at my Aunt Auriel's place." "No." "They're not from round here." "Best you lock the door and throw away the key." " Well, where are they from, then?" " South America." "Those are South America killer bees." "Bees that kill?" "They love it hot and humid." "With them sprinklers going off in there, that's like the rainforest." "(Huffs)" "Mr Burholt, slight problem with your room." "Open your coat!" "LYLE:" "You've admitted it?" "Lt'd be a bit stupid not to." "I did have a leg of lamb down my trousers." "It says here that you're 12." "On your work permit it said 13." "Which is it?" "Look, he wouldn't give me a job unless I was 13." "Why do you need a job so much?" "Is this your first offence?" "First one I've been caught for." "As you're over the age of ten, the law says you're responsible for your own actions." "You do know shoplifting's wrong?" "They won't keep me here overnight, will they, Mr Anderson?" "I shouldn't think so." "But I will need to speak to your mum." " The best thing is if you let me explain." " Whatever." "(Car lock bleeps)" "Mum?" "I'm back." " It'll be OK." " Yeah." "Er... just... wait there." "I'll..." "MOTHER:" "Where've you been?" "We've been worried." "ELLIE:" "Have you done your homework, Mia?" "MOTHER:" "You're such a good girl." "I've got someone with me, Mum." "Not Social Services?" "No." "He's a solicitor." "(Gasps)" " I'm not signing anything." " He doesn't want you to." "He's called Mr Anderson." "Oh, no... (Struggles for breath)" "All right, all right." "(Hiss of oxygen)" "Do you have a dad?" "So who looks after your mum, then?" "Ah, Peter." "Oh." "You don't happen to know if there's such a thing as a National Bee Society, do you?" "Peter..." "Has anybody rung about bedding delivery for Aunt Auriel's?" "Pete, can you listen?" "Sprinklers and bedding, it can't be complicated, can it?" "Will you shut up about bedding?" "You are not interested in what happens to me at all, are you?" "You couldn't care less whether I go to prison or not!" "And prison may be the least of my problems!" "Everything that happens here is your way or no way." "You are the most important person in your world." "Oh, you tolerate me and Beatrice, but only to make you feel good." "Well, I'm going to go somewhere else to be patronised!" "And don't bother contacting me, big brother!" "Id rather be in solitary confinement!" "And by the way did she tell you who the father was?" "I think you might flip when you find out." "So, er... how's Petra?" "Stop pretending, Peter." "You know if he goes to prison, he's never going to come back here." "LYLE:" "Pint, please, Ted." "Guess what." "She's 12, not 13." "So she can't legally work anyway." "And she had a second round going at Truman's Newsagents." "Know why she's being doing all this?" "She is the sole carer of her mum and younger sister." "Her mum's bed-bound with some breathing problem." "All left to her." "Don't mind me." "I just thought you might be interested." "Would you say... that I'm the most important person in my own world?" "That it's either my way or no way?" "Absolutely." "Lyle... do you like me?" "Where's this going?" "Honestly, man to man, solicitor to almost-qualified solicitor, gloves off, no holds barred, the naked truth..." "What sort of person am I?" "Before I tell you, can I have your assurance that this will not jeopardise my employment?" "Oh, I'm that good, am I?" "Sometimes you can be a bit of a fraud." " Fraud?" " Yeah." "When people get too close, you like to push them away." "I doubt if anyone knows the real Peter Kingdom." "On the other hand..." "I doubt if I have ever met a nicer man." "It was a very lucky day that you decided to join us." "Lyle you're just utterly fabulous." "BOTH:" "What?" " Nothing." "(Coos)" "I'm sorry I had to make a choice, Peter, between you and Simon." "He needed something to live up to." "I understand." "Just a bit jealous, that's all." "I think he's genuinely really frightened, Peter." "There are some really bad people after him." "If I'd have given him the money, he'd have gone long ago." "Would that have been the right thing to do?" " You do know who the father is?" " Of course I do." "And has he seen her?" "Does he know she exists?" "Not entirely." "Actually, not at all." "In fact... he was barely conscious at the time." "Is that a poodle, Mrs Duhig?" "It's lovely." "(Phone rings) d We were sailing along" "ALL: d We were sailing along d On Moonlight Bay..." "Hello?" "Kingdom  Kingdom." " I wanna speak to Simon." "Simon Kingdom." "(Singing continues)" "I'm afraid Simon isn't here at present." " May I know who's calling?" "(Caller hangs up)" "No." "No, there's been no resolution because the sprinklers are still going off." "Yes, I know what your maintenance men said, but I want them back." "My office is like an octogenarian refugee camp at the moment." "d Moonlight Bay" "(Balloon pops, people gasp)" "I know." "Thank you." "I appreciate it." "It's a start, anyway." "DC Yelland is considering giving her a caution." "I spoke to the school." "They had no idea." "They sent letters home about her absences, but no-one followed it up." "I also spoke to Mrs Lawton's doctor." "Chronic emphysema." "How long has she been caring for both her mother and sister?" "Three years." "Since she was nine." "Know what I was doing when I was that age?" "Climbing trees and collecting conkers." "What an indictment." "Not old enough to do a paper round but old enough to give her mother morphine." "And they know." "They just don't do anything about it." "You might want to lose the hat." "Oh... (Hooters)" "Oh, Peter, I'm running out of ideas." "You hired me as a temporary secretary, not as a redcoat." "Mr Kingdom, when can we go home?" "You'll be back as soon as we can manage it, I promise." "Certainly before The Tempest." "Last year they did A Midsummer Night's Dream." "Mrs Higginbotham was Titania with the aid of a walking frame." "It was a triumph of the imagination." "You taught me language and my profit on it is I know how to curse." "The red plague rid you for learning me your language." "I see you know The Tempest." "Yeah." "My Caliban is still the talk of my old comprehensive." "Is it?" "Is it indeed?" "We don't need your help." "We're fine as we are." "Are you really, Mrs Lawton?" "I mean, I know Ellie does you proud, but she has to go to school." "We've got to find a way of getting her there." "I don't want no-one else in." "They'll say I can't look after my children." "Well, the truth is, you can't, can you?" "They're the ones looking after you." "They'll take them away." "They'll split us up." "I might as well die." "Do you have any friends?" "I used to." " What about school?" " Yeah, well, I have things to do." " You manage to get your sister there on time." " That's different." "Ellie, listen to me." "You have a right to a childhood." "You're supposed to go to school and be with people your own age." "You've got a right to have your own life and not be here looking after your mum every day." "What if we could make that happen?" "What if we could get some help in for you?" "No, you listen to me." "How is taking them into care the best thing?" "It's a cop out, a quick way for you to deal with the years of neglect they've had." "You can't let the mother's disability disable the whole family." "They're not asking for the world." "Just help." "Social Services are looking into it." "Don't hold your breath." "I may have got them both parts of the Disability Living Allowance, that's over L100 a week." "Why haven't they applied before?" "Because they battened down the hatches." "No-one gives you anything unless you ask." "And they didn't want to ask because they were afraid of being split up." " Have you spoken to Simon yet?" " Ah... no." "I have been meaning to." "Mm." "Busy with other people's problems." "I've got the British Beekeeping Association on the phone." "I'll call them back." "It's over L100 a week." " I know that doesn't solve everything..." " Thank you for your help, Mr Anderson." "Oh..." "I need to give my mum a bath." "Of course." "I'll go." " All right?" " Yeah." "(Door opens)" "If you still want to run." "It's decent of you, but no." "Keep hold of it." "I'll take what's coming." "Thanks, Mr Yelland." "No, it's fine." "Take as long as you like." " I just wanted to get a feel." " Yeah, of course." " Like a test drive." " Exactly." "No hard feelings, Mr Yelland." "Whatever happens, it's down to me." " Feeling better?" " Much." "Come on." "Have you ever heard of this?" "What?" " Norfolk Young Carers Club." " No." " Have you ever had a holiday?" " No." "Then I've got something exciting to tell you." "They're running an adventure camp in Lowestoft for a week and I've got you both a place." "But what about Mum?" "Don't worry." "Someone will come in and look after her." "She'll be properly cared for." "Now, do you know what you're going to pack?" " Yes." " Yes!" "Come on, then." "PETER:" "Ah, the man in question." "What have I done?" "Nothing." "This is because I called you a fraud, isn't it?" " You called him a fraud?" " Please, do we have to go there?" "Lyle, I need to put my house in order in case I get sent to prison." "Oh!" "Thank God!" "I thought it was something awful." "Not that..." "Not that you going to prison wouldn't..." "I'll shut up, shall I?" "If Simon does go down, he's going to need to dispose of his partnership in Kingdom  Kingdom." "I am proposing that you and Peter buy it from me." " Me?" " Yes, Lyle." "You." "I'd become a junior partner?" "Well, more a junior junior partner." "Wow!" "I mean, obviously it'd be awful because you'd be... whilst I'd be..." "But I mean..." "Yes!" "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" "Me!" "Whoo!" "Can I tell my mum?" "Well, that's the good news." "The bad news..." "Oh, I don't know how to tell you this." "Auriel wants you to play Miranda in The Tempest." "Come on, you'll look great in a dress." "Not the best way to become a partner, I know, but... hey, you're perfect for this place." "You're perfect for him." "You're a real balance." "And he needs that." "Anyway, well done." "Thanks." " Hello?" "Mum?" " Hello, love." "Guess what?" "Guess what's happening next week after I've qualified?" " So, um... all done?" " Yes." " Who told you they were killer bees?" " You mean they're not?" "No." "Just ordinary honey bees." " Probably escaped from someone's hive." " Oh, have they?" "Still, at least they're all away from that pipe work." "The temperature of a swarm's almost 40 degrees." "That can play havoc with the heating system, enough to set off those sprinklers." "So, Ted... how long have you been keeping bees?" " Week last Tuesday." " Oh, yes." "A week last Tuesday." "Don't know why I bothered to ask." "So, you can break out the Vimto because you're all going home." "ALL:" "Hurray!" " The sprinklers are fixed!" " Thank goodness they're going." " Ha ha!" "No." "No, Mr Arndale." "Nobody's been in touch with me at all." "What?" "When?" "Are you sure?" "They've dropped my case!" "I'm not going to court, I'm not going to prison!" "Ha!" "They've dropped the case!" "It's the best news ever!" " What did they say?" " The CPS just pulled the plug." "It was something to do with my mental state at the time and they haven't got enough evidence to prosecute me, I don't know..." "Um... can I have my money back now, please?" "That's really good." "I'm really pleased." "(Sighs) Lyle." "Didn't want to be a partner anyway." "(Door shuts)" "(Mumbles)" "I'm sorry about your not getting a partnership, I really am." "But in the end it's better to be a partner from your own success rather than on the back of someone else's misery." "No, you're right." "It still doesn't make it any easier, though." "Anyway, break a leg." "I feel ridiculous." "Nonsense." "Most of them have got cataracts." "They won't even know who you are." "Tell the bloke playing Ferdinand I'm not kissing him unless he puts his teeth in this time." "I'm very pleased for you, Simon." "Heaven knows what a handsome boy like you would have been subjected to." "Apparently they gang up on you in the shower, pin you up against the wall..." " Shall we find our seats?" " That's a good idea." "Peter?" "I can't tell you what a relief it is not to have it raining indoors any longer." "I was convinced it the was the curse of The Tempest." "No, no, just Ted's bees." "(Thunder rumbles)" " Let's hope it doesn't start raining out here." "(Chanting and cymbals)" "Boatswain!" "Here, master." "What cheer?" " It's going to be a long night." "(Applause)" "(Thunder)" "Awake, dear heart, awake!" "Thou hast slept well." "Awake!" "(Mobile rings)" " Awake!" "(Cymbal crashes)" "Sorry." "(Cymbals)" "The strangeness of your story hath put heaviness in me." "Oh, bless!" "He has the legs for a frock." "Yeah, hello?" "Yeah, of course I know who you are." "(Thunder rumbles)" "(All gasp)" " Oh!" "No, not again!" "PETER:" "All right, everyone inside!" "Under cover!" "Quick as you can now, come on." " Come on, look sharp!" " Ladies and gentlemen the performance will..." "The performance will resume as..." "Oh!" "...as soon as possible!" "Are you sure we're going to be all right?" "It's bucketing down!" "Don't worry, I know these roads like the back of my hand." "Just get us home, will you, as fast as you can!" "Bye bye!" "Drive safely!" "RADIO:" "Strong winds and high seas are expected to cause a major storm surge..." "PETER:" "Push, will you?" "Come on!" "Push!" "Come on, Peter, give it some wellie!" "(Revs engine)" "For heaven's sake, man!" "Don't worry." "I'll soon get you home." "I know another way." " Put your backs into into it!" " Come on, push!" "Can't seem to get it moving." "(Thunder rumbles)" "Beatrice, we're home!" "Thank God for that." "Can somebody make me some tea, please?" "Now." "Chop chop, Lyle." " I've got to get out!" " What's up, Simon?" " Are you all right?" " No!" " I need my money." "I need it now." "(Phone rings)" "Peter, can you listen?" "Peter Kingdom." " (Groans)" " Hello, Ted." "Yeah, I know, it's..." "Lyle?" "Yes, I think I can spare him." "He'd be happy to help you out." "How are we doing?" "TED:" "In all those years, that cellar has never flooded." " It's global warming." " It's bloody rainwater!" " How deep is it down there?" " Waist high and rising." "It's already had my pork scratchings." "Get off the street!" "Get off the street!" "Some of the dykes are full to bursting." "If they break, we're all in big trouble." "Come on!" "Everyone, inside!" "Now!" "Get off the street!" "OK, where is it?" "Simon, what is this about?" " I have to go and I have to go now." " Tonight?" "In this?" "You have no idea what I'm up against." "For once in your life, will you just listen to me?" "I don't have any time." "The people that you've met... are nothing to what's out there right now!" "Well, what's out there now?" "Things will come out at the trial." "That's why they want me." "But you're not going on trial!" "But they don't know that!" "There's a contract out on me." "Is that clear enough for you?" "(Rapping of door knocker)" "LYLE:" "Open up, Peter, I'm freezing!" "It's only Lyle." "I'll er..." "I'll see you." "If you ever see this again, then it's yours." "Have it." "It's not really mine anyway." "It's Dad's." "Dad's?" "What are you talking about?" "There's more of it in the house." " This was the only stash I could find." " What?" "Work it out!" "Ask Beatrice." "Well, how could she know?" "You have to let me go." "Just tell her that I love her." "Always." "Right." "You're a good man, Peter." "A much better man than me." "(Crack of thunder)" "RADIO:" "The widespread flooding throughout Norfolk has been worse than forecast." "Emergency services are stretched to the limit as they struggle to cope with calls." "Power has been cut from most of the county and there are reports of shortages of drinking water." "There are fears that looters will take to the flooded streets adding more pressure to the Home Secretary to issue a state of emergency." "Oh, no!" "It's all right, Lyle." "We'll get you a better car." "I don't want a better car." "I wanted this car." "All my stock has gone, even my last three barrels of Golden Bollock Blinder." " Mr Kingdom, I'm going to sue." " Who?" "God." "Peter, it's chaos out here." " People are looting!" " Stop those boys!" "Oi, come back here, you!" "Come back!" "They've broken into the shops on the high street." "We've got our hands full dealing with these idiots!" "LYLE:" "What are we going to do, Peter?" "PETER:" "I don't know." "Oh!" "I just..." "We are opening today, aren't we, Peter?" "We can't make the water disappear, but we can certainly get started on the insurance claims." "Come on, Lyle, there are people waiting." "Now's your chance!" "Form a queue." "Lyle Anderson, newly-qualified solicitor and soon-to-be junior partner, open for business." " It's not been the same without you." " I missed you all too!" "Oh, thank heavens you're back." "Oh..." "Simon?" "Distribute this amongst the most vulnerable." "But I thought this was Simon's." "Simon?" "Simon!" "Simon?"?"