""And God said, whenever I call.."" ""He will come for me"" ""No matter how far.."" ""He will come for me"" ""And God said whenever I call.."" ""He will come for me"" " No, no, no lt's "He will come for me"" ""He will come for me"" " No.." "It's "come for me.."" ""He will come for me"" ""Come for me.."" "Anju... darling, relax..." "C'mon, let's take a break" "Anju Darling..." " Yes ma'am" "Darling, you know our school is celebrating Diwali.." "for the first time tomorrow." "No please.." "My brother Sunny is coming tomorrow.." "I want to give him a surprise." "But darling... your singing..." "Why don't you sing another section?" "No please let me.." "I'll practice all day I'll sing well... please.." "Sunny is coming..." "Ok, Ok.. you sing.." "Ok" "Now you go home and relax.." "But Anju, I didn't know you.." "had a brother." "YES!" "!" "Sunny!" "Sunny?" "Really?" "And what does he do?" "Sunny is the you know who!" "What?" "No.." "Sunny.." "He is 'The one who knows'" "Everything, and Everyone, is an open book to me, I'm watching everything you do, so you better tread carefully" "There's no question I can't answer, there's no secret I don't know" "'The One Who Knows' Take it easy, I'm here now" "'The One Who Knows' Ask me anything, you need to know." "'The One Who Knows' Take it easy, I'm here now" "'The One Who Knows' Ask me anything, you need to know." "Guess who runs the show?" "I play by my own rules," "I can do as I please, The world is my personal playground," "There's nothing, that I can't get, it's like wishes.." "wait for me to make them!" "Yo, people, who am I to you?" "'The One Who Knows'" "Take it easy, I'm here now" "'The One Who Knows'" "Ask me anything, you need to know." " 'The One Who Knows'" "Take it easy, I'm here now." " 'The One Who Knows'" "Ask me anything, you need to know." "'The One Who Knows'" "Good going.." "Sunny Chopra.." "you're definitely a writer!" "What the.." "Hey Naani.." "Naani.." "Naani, my love, my life.." "why can't we get this floorboard fixed?" "Not "we".." "YOU!" "The day YOU manage to call them.." "it'll get fixed." "What?" "Me?" "When?" "How?" "Why?" "Excellent Naani!" "This is all I needed.." "Shhh.. come here.." "What?" "God, please look after him.." " Yeah, yeah sure.." "And show him the right path.." " Sure.. and a pair of trousers for you" "Hey Naani mind the hair." "Sorry." "Thank you, thank you" "Listen." "Now what?" "..Huh?" "DO NOT keep making fun of God!" "ME?" "!" "Atleast I'm not half naked.." "when talking to God." "Hey look.." "P3P claims his ninth victim.." "Miss Monica Martini.. check this.." "Page 3 psycho.. after scaring the hell out of people.." "with his pen shaped knife.." "stabbed Monica Martini seven times.." "last night." "Why seven?" "What?" " Why seven?" "why not nine?" "Ninth victim.. so nine stabs.." "How do I know?" ".." "Maybe his ink ran out after seven stabs." "Here.. take a look..page 3 is empty.." "people are scared to see their pictures on page 3.." "see how they are hiding their faces.." "for they fear if P3P sees their picture they will be killed." "The reward to catch P3P is ten lakhs." "Cool.." "let's go and catch him immediately.." "Oh how I wish.." "we get these ten lakhs." "Good going.. you keep dreaming." "But Naani.." "you are a Christian.." "so how come you are so excited.." "about Diwali..that too..half naked?" "That's the way I am Sunny.." "I believe in everything.." "YOU don't believe in Diwali.." "let others believe." "No, no, no Naani.." "Spare my table.." "Pass me the cups." "I love you my mess." "Naani, Naani.." "What are you doing?" "Sunny, it's Diwali.." "We should let the light in." "And mosquitoes?" " Mosquitoes?" "We should let the mosquitoes in too?" " Sure.." "Why Not?" "Why?" "They too celebrate Diwali?" "Yes." "Except you.." "the whole world celebrates Diwali." "And you know the whole world?" " Yes." "Okay.." "Naani, do you know Tatsuhiro Kuroda?" "Yes." "Okay." "Sunny, Don't you have to write your script?" "I will manage Naani.." "And Mr Kuroda celebrates Diwali?" "Yes." " Okay.." "Do you Know Francois Ula Lalu?" " Yes." "And Mr Ula Lalu celebrates Diwali?" "Ofcourse.." "Finish your work." "And Ping Tong Pahad?" "Ofcourse..had met him last month, he also celebrates Diwali." "How much do you lie Naani.." "Such a liar." "There is no one called.." "Ping tong pahad." "Liar.." "President of the liar society.." "You are a super deluxe liar." "Hello.." "Ya Karan.." "Ya.." "Ya, Ya.." "the logic is very important.." "That's very crucial." "Keep that in mind." "Don't you worry. I have already solved it.." "Ya Ya Sure.." "Tomorrow?" "Sure..will meet you tomorrow and explain.." "Ok,bye." "And I'm the super deluxe Liar?" "Gokhale.." "What?" " My brain is kaput.." "Don't feel like writing?" "Why don't you help me .." "Good idea." "Bedroom?" "Sit.." "Listen.." " Say.." "Sunny please make a list of people you want to invite for OUR wedding.." "have been asking you for ages now." " Naani, please.." "don't bore me with all this shit.." "My brain is working now." "I can't do this." "List?" "Gokhale.." "is Sunny on leave again?" "Call him." "Gokhale.." "hello Gokhale.." "I'm very Sick.." "Will Have to go to the Hospital.." "Suffering from Jaundice, Malaria, STD, lsd etc." "Sunny?" " They need me Naani I don't need them." "Tell me.." "is it a must to be married?" "I mean, why should we complicate our lives.." "with all these society made crap rules." "Because these are followed by the world..simple." "Rubbish..it's Hypocrisy.." "Do you Know how many married people write to me everyday?" "Just one lifetime seems like a hundred, trust me!" "is that why they say marriages are forever?" "Huh, Guruji?" "So, Naani.." "Tell me." "Do you want to get married?" " Yes.." "So why did you pause before saying yes?" " No way" "You did.." " No." "Don't Lie Sunny.." "Trust me Naani I'm telling the truth." "I'm not lying.." "He is Lying!" "Everything has a limit.." "He has been Coughing for two weeks?" " Yes Ma'am." "What Yes?" "Get me his leave records." "Hey, how Sweet.." "Your Cousin Rajiv has sent me a thankyou card.." "He got the job." "Job.." "What job?" "At a call centre.." "My friend Suchitra is the manager there.." "Isn't it Great?" "Why naani?" "Why are you bothered to get him a job.." "If he really needed help, he should have gone to his.." "Dad or his High flying relatives." "Oh 'The one who Knows'.." "Will you have some coffee?" "Yeah" "When I needed help..was there anyone around?" "Tell me Naani?" "Everyone ran away at that time." " l just arranged for an interview.." "he got the job on his own merit.." "Rajiv is a very sweet guy." " Yeah, yeah sure.." "Naani, for you everybody is sweet.." "Anyone can just flash a smile and ask for help.." "Naani please help me.." "Wonder woman Naani will do anything to help him." "Sunny, What's wrong with helping anyone?" "I think I did the right thing." "The right thing?" "The right thing?" "It's like a goat standing outside the butcher shop and saying.." "I kinda like this shop, I will shop here today." "So what should I do?" "Say no?" " Yes Naani.." "Say no.." "No.." "No, No" "See.." "Say it with me.." "No.." "No,Nah.." "Naani.." "Bedroom?" " No Sunny." "Exactly.." "No.." "Fantastic Naani, brilliant" "Phone.." "Sunny..phone is ringing.." " Naani.." "I was serious.." "Naani please let's go to the bedroom." "Hello.." "Dad..how are you?" "Ya.." "Sunny is out right now.." "Hmm Ya..the interview is in the evening" "Sunny.. coffee" "What?" " What?" "What was he saying?" "Dad was asking if he can take a lift with us tomorrow." "And?" " And I said Yes." "No Naani.." "No, no, no." "What did I teach you just now?" "Call him and say no.." "make up an excuse." "If you had to make an excuse you should have taken the call." "How the hell do I know who is calling?" "But I thought You Knew everything Sunny" "Thank you Naani Thank you.." "this is all I needed." "I'm Hungry..there was some special Pizza offer." "Hey Sunny..why don't you talk it out with your Dad." "Why?" "Who is he?" "Sunny..atleast don't talk about your Dad in this way..he loves you a lot.." "Love?" "What love?" "who's Love?" "Forget it.." "Where did this all love come from suddenly.." "Now that I am 'The one who knows'." "Suddenly there is Love.." "Now that..there is Karan Johar, Suddenly there is love" "Do you think these are the reasons Everyone loves you?" "Yes.." "Me too..?" " Yes.." "No.." "I mean..it's only you who.." "And Anju?" "Yeah.. just you and Anju.." "And Dad?" "For how long have you known my Dad?" " Three years.. he loves you a lot.." "Twenty eight years.." "Naani.." "For him the only right thing is.." "what he knows.." "As if everyone else around is an idiot.." "Aha.. atleast one thing you've inherited from Dad." "Bad joke Naani.." "Very unfunny.." "Hey.." "Sunny..but this is a good joke.." "Listen.." "latest advice from" "'The One who Knows' He says.." "Avinash.." "If you are having problems at home..running from them.." "is not a solution.." "You can leave your home and go.." "but this will not make you happy..ever.." "Because..it's Only our family that stands by us in difficult times.." "You Hypocrite.." "You Can preach the world.." "but can't practice it yourself.." " l don't buy what I sell Naani.." "Very Sad and third class Philosophy Sunny.." "Such is life.." "Naani.." "Such is life imagine.." "If Someone comes around and makes you buy your own advice.." "Sell MY advice to me..?" "There is no one like that on this earth.." "Why don't you talk to your god.." "to send someone from up above." "Happy Diwali.." "Hello sir.." " Hello dear" "Happy Diwali." " Happy Diwali" "What can I do for you sir?" "Wow!" "You make all these?" "!" "Pizza, large, small, medium, pineapple" "As a Diwali special..." " White bread, brown bread..." "Onion bread, garlic bread" "My wife Rama says.." "at the end of the day.." "Everything is bread and veggies." "Like 'Masala Dosa".. bread, veggies.." "But different." "Do you sell 'Masala Dosa'?" "Sir!" " 'Masala Dosa'?" "Sorry Sir, we only sell pizzas here.." "Ah pizzas!" "Like vegetable sandwiches!" "Bread and veggies.. but different.." "You sell vegetable sandwiches?" "No sir." "We only sell italian food." "What people eat in Italy.." "Italians don't eat vegetable sandwiches?" "I'm sure they do sir.." "But we don't sell them. I'm so sorry.." "What do you want sir?" " l want a job.." "Sorry sir?" "A job." "I came to meet your manager Mr. Jose.." "Dippy uncle sent me.." "Oh so sorry sir, Jose has left for the day." "You'll have to come back tomorrow." " But.." "Dippy uncle said.." "Excuse me sir.." "Hello Mummy's Pizza.." "Yes, Yes.. your address?" "Ok.." "Thank you.." "One large Super Special to go." "Time starts now.." "A sprinkle of magic," "A pinch of Joy," "A smattering of laughter," "A dash of love," "A sprinkle of magic, A pinch of Joy," "A smattering of laughter, A dash of love," "Mixed into the sauce, Spread on the bread," "Dressed with some cheese, Baked in the oven," "And it's ready to eat!" "This pizza.." "The pizza" "That satisfies not just your appetite, but also your heart." "This pizza.." "The pizza.." "That satisfies not just your appetite, but also your heart." "Give this to Rama.." "Don't worry.." "By tomorrow all will be sorted.." "But Dippy Uncle.." "It's Diwali in two days.." "If world can be created in six days.." "Then a lot can happen in two days." "Don't worry.." "Everything will be ok.." "Before Diwali." ""Aaaa.." "Aaaa Rawalpindiiiiiiiiii"" "Run.." "I'll cover you.." "Oye Gungunani, why are you crying?" "Has someone died?" "Go.." " Your father has died, you Mutt!" "Wait, wait.. who's that for?" " 202." "202?" "Ok ok.." "Yes must have died from hearing you sing.." "Son of a prostitute" " Hello Candies?" "I'm calling for 201 Rosa Villa." "Cancel my food order." "It was some roll foil crap.." "Happy Diwali Sir.." "Your pizza." "Oho.." "Thank you." "Sir.. bill sir.. 265 rupees.." "Eh?" "What bill?" " For the pizza sir." "But you are 5 minutes late." "And as per your rules.." "It's free of cost after 30 minutes." "So free!" "No sir.. still two minutes to go.." "Listen.. trainee.." "Trainee?" "What's your name?" " 'Pundorikakhshya Purokayastha' sir." "Pu..pe.. what?" " Pundorikakhshya Purokayastha.." "Pru .. pre.. what?" " Pundorikakhshya Purokayastha.." "Yeah, yeah sure.." "Do you know what this is?" " A watch sir?" "It's not a 'mere watch' Pundu.." "It's an Omega." "And who wears an Omega?" "Who sir?" " James Bond.. dude.." "And Bond only has moments to save the world." "If Bond's watch is a second.." "a second late.." "Then that's it." "End of world." "Kaboom!" "Finish.." "What do you think Pundu?" "Bond would let the world end by wearing.." "A 'mere' watch?" "No Pundu no." "Never." "If you're not 5 minutes late.." "If you're not 5 minutes late.." "Then how come we are alive?" "Er.." "But sir.." " Pundu?" "Do you know who I am?" " No sir?" "What the.." "Wait.." "Now?" "one who knows!" "0326 10:26:43:05 10:26:46:05 I had written to about my inflamed pimples.." "Yeah..yeah.." "I remember.." "Now tell me Pundu.." "Would I lie to you for 265 rupees?" "Sunny, you do this EVERY time!" "Hey nice shirt buddy.." "Haven't even worn it once." "Would I lie to you for 1800 rupees?" "I paid you yesterday." "Would I lie to you for 100 rupees?" "Sunny pay that boy.." " Naani.." "BELL!" "Saved by the bell Sunny.." "Saved by the bell.." "Sunny, it's Pandey.." "please open the door.." "I'll change and come..." "Shit.." "Karan.." "Hi Karan.." "Ya Ya.." "I was working on your script only.." "How do do do do Sunny?" " l do do do do.." "Ya.." "lets discuss it tomorrow.." "lets work on it with a fresh mind.." "Yeah.." "I've solved that issue.." "It's ok Pandey." "Feel free to eat my pizza." "Yeah Karan.Yeah, yeah.." "Tomorrow evening then.." "Ok bye" "Not evening." "Afternoon.." " Not evening." "Afternoon.." "Pandey what are.." "What?" "Since everybody was saying.." "I thought I should say it too.." "Pandey WHAT are you doing in my house?" "Man can you not get the one with extra cheese?" "Forgive me Pandey.." "Next time I won't even buy toothpaste without your consent.." "Okay.." "Pandey WHAT are you doing in my house?" "That man is crying again." "What?" "Why didn't you say that before.." "Ok Pandey.. get ready because any.." "Sunny, the future is in chocolate pencils." "..plus I've an interview.." "What?" "The future lies in chocolate pencils.." "Kids today face too much tension from studying.." "They keep biting their nails i say.." "Give them chocolate pencils.." "Instead of nails.." "they'll bite their pencils.." "In an exam, whether they solve their papers or not.." "they'll bite up at least 10 to 15 pencils eh?" "So why don't you bite a pencil instead of my pizza?" "Very Good joke.." "But this is no time for jokes." "I have it all planned out. i'll get the money, you do the marketing" "You make the ad." "I've also an idea for the ad.." "HUGE school, lots of kids.." "All sitting and biting their nails.." "And the camera.." "STOP, stop.." "PLEASE Pandey.." "forgive me." "Have mercy on me.." "See I'm not worthy of your brilliant ideas.." "No no..but.." " NO NO.." "I'm a misfit I don't have the balls." "I've only one solution for you.." "Thankyou.." "Please find a woman for yourself.." "Anyone, from anywhere.." "And that will solve all our problems.." "But you know I'm a Celibate.." "Pandey.. please bite your pizza.." "It's mine but never mind.." "Just like this house is mine.." "But never mind.." "This tv is also mine.." "Yes.. but this chocolate pencil idea is mine.." "HEY Naani.." "What are you doing?" "Are you nuts?" " Sunny this is not right.." "A joke is to a limit.." "After that it becomes a habit!" "But Naani.. when it happens to me?" "What the.." "What the.." "80 rupees?" "It didn't even connect properly.." "But Sir it's in the bill.." " What the.." "I don't have 5 rupees change.." " What the.." "What rubbish Sunny!" "Sunny is right.." "The psycho egg seller.." "Excuse me.." "7 out of the 12 eggs are bad!" "So why are you complaining to me?" "Talk to the chicken.." "What the.." "What the.." "Trust me Naani.." "I know it.." " HOW?" "What do you mean HOW?" "Come on Naani.." "I am 'The one who knows' lt's my job to know it all.." "This 'Times Of Hindustan'" "Sells only because of me.." " Sunny..who reads 'Times Of Hindustan'?" "I do.." " Thank you Pandey.." "Whether inflamed pimples or the names they have.." "from their wives to the bit on the side they have.." "For any advice they need so badly.." "People look up to me and listen carefully.." "WHY?" "Because what is right and what is wrong.." "I know it all." "YES!" "He knows it all." "And for proof.." "One..two..three.." "Four.." "Bell.." "Good evening Sunny.." " Good evening Gungunani.." "Good evening Kalavati.." "Hope I'm not disturbing you in your work" "No No Gungunani.." "Infact I'm very happy to see you.." "Tell me..what can I do for you?" "Sunny.." "your toilet is overflowing again.." "I was deeply engrossed in my singing when..two drops fell on my head.." "and rolled down from my forehead.." "Oh God, I'm so sorry.." "I will be back in a second.." "Really?" "Gungunani.." "I'm really ashamed.." "SUNNY.." "Don't apologise to him.." "Just break his face.." "SO THAT HE DOESN'T sing again.." "You left him loose.." "Please forgive me..he is mad.." "He should be tied up.." "Gungunani forget about him.." "You Know something.." "I have changed my toilet tap many times." "Really?" "But I think.. there is something magical about your singing.." "You think so..?" " Yeah.." "Gungunani.." "GUNGUNANl.." "not here..please" "Ok.." "Whenever you start singing.." "The tap just dances into life.." "And the water starts to flow.." "as if God himself has turned it on.." "You know the drops also fall right on my forehead.." "like a blessing.." "Really?" " Yes.." "It's a miracle.." "In olden days Tansen could make it rain by his singing.." "No.." "You can't be serious.." "Yes..yes..music has amazing powers.." "It can even make it rain.." "YES.. your singing makes my eyes rain" "Shut up you ignorant imbecile.." "What the hell do you know?" "This is the pure form of Raag Afgani Lohar." "Oh Shutup.." "If this is Raag Afgani Lohar" "Then I'm the King of Japan and Sunny is an African Gorrila.." "Eh what?" "Shut up Moron..an imbecile like you should be whipped naked on the road.." "And a rotten singer like you.." "should be hung upside down on a tree.." "and taught singing.." "Now.." "Does shouting and fighting like this suit you GENTLEMEN.." "Gungunani..please carry on with your practise.." "With your permission.." "With your permission.." "And Pandey YOU too please.." "Pandey..forget being a celibate.." "Just find a woman for yourself.." "Ha Ha.." "Did you see his face?" "God is blessing him.." "with toilet water." "Sunny, are you a kid?" "NO..you want proof?" "Sunny..you are getting late for your interview.." "Hmm.." "Ok.." "Bed.." "Interview.." "Bed bed bed bed bed bed.." " Interview.." "But Naani.." "In the night.." "NO CONTROL.." "I'm at Aunt Thelma's tonight.." "What are you saying Naani?" "What is this?" "Not now.. not in the night." "All this happens after marriage right?" "So lets practise from now on.." "What rubbish are you talking Naani?" "So..you still have a chance.." "Do you want to get married?" "Yeah.." " See..again you paused.." "No.." "You did.." " No.." "Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to another live edition of" "Hot seat with Hitesh.." "Hot seat with Hitesh welcomes you all.." "Thank you.." "Thank you so much.." "Today we will present two very special guests for you.." "One who raises big problems.." "especially for us..men folk.." "Especially for us.." "Men Folk.." "And the other one has a solution to all our problems.." "Ladies and Gentlemen..here's a glimpse of our first guest.." "No..you can take my body.." "but not my heart.." "I don't want your heart.." "Ahh.." "Leave me..you can take my body..but not my heart.." "But I don't want your heart.." "You can take my body.." "but not my heart.." "Shut up.." "Get it in your head.." "I don't want your heart.." "OK.." "Haa.." "Miss Maya.." "Thank you so much for being on the show.." "Welcome.." "Please.." "Please.." "Please sit down.." "Well Maya.." "You are looking very, very, very Beautiful.." "You've been a mystery for all of us.." "People want to know so much about you.." "You've done amazing films.." "regional films too.." "AND you speak hindi so well.." "You are from South of India right?" "South India or North India.." "First and foremost.." "I'm an Indian.." "Actually I'm from Cannada.." "No..?" "Yes.." "I was one year old when I came to Mumbai.." "Oh.." "Sir you have reached?" "Did you come long ago Sir?" "No no .." "I just.." " l'm so sorry.." "Oh let me introduce myself sir.." "I'm Mr Boltu Sir." "Boltu?" " Boltu, sir.." "SPOT.." "Excuse me Sir.." "Idiot.. why didn't you inform me that Sir has arrived.." "No..no.." "I was only 13 years old when signed my first movie.." "South Indian movie.." "with Vijay sir, fantastic dance sequence." "Super duper hit.." "First film.." "What?" ".." "Sir.." "Actually what happened.." " Hrithik hasn't come?" "Actually Hrithik sir had to go for some last minute urgent shoot today.." "So Miss Maya has been called as today's guest.." "I'm very sorry sir.." "It was a last minute change.." "Who?" " Sir, please don't get angry.." "I'm sorry, it was not my decision.." " Who?" "Miss Maya..?" "Yes Sir.." "Yes sir.." "I'm sorry.." "The Miss Maya.." " Yes Sir.." "Cleavage Queen Miss Maya from South?" " Yes Sir.." "The body sways The mind swings" "Cuckoo Cuckoo The heart sings" "Don't You remember the action?" "It's like this.." "miss MAYA!" "The body sways The mind swings" "Cuckoo Cuckoo The heart sings" "What a fuck all film buddy.." "But miss MAYA WOW..." "Tell me something.." "if you had one choice.." "just one choice.." "Arjun.." "Don't even ask any further.." "One choice" "The one and only.." "Miss Maya.." "I love you Miss Maya.." "Come in Sir, please relax here.." "I will call for you.." "Thank you..?" " Boltu Sir.." "Mr Boltu.." " Thank you sir.." "The body sways The mind swings" "Cuckoo Cuckoo The heart sings" "Maya sings in Tamil" "Sir?" "The floor is very dirty..isn't it?" "Dirty?" ".." "SPOT.." "What do you know?" " l know it all..just ask.." "Bust?" "38D cup.." "Waist?" " Was 32.." "Now 34." "Favorite Car?" " Shogun.." "Holiday Spot?" " Has to be London.." "First Bikini film?" " The Sea Queen.." "First topless?" "Never..but in the film The Good Girl, in a shot..a bit could be seen.." "I saw it again and again.." "Men?" " Tall.." "sense of humor..and oh?" ".." "She likes her men to keep the top two buttons of their shirts open.." "Really?" "Trust me.." "I know.." "Sir?" "Oh.." "It's really hot.." "Oh sorry.." "SPOT.." "Switch on the A.C.." "Come Sir.." "Miss Maya.." "Thank you so much.." "Hope to see you back in Hindi cinema soon." "Thank you.." "Give me a good script.." "and I'm ready.." "Ahh.." "Can't say about a script.." "but I can give you a writer.." "Well Ladies and Gentlemen..get your hands together for.." "'The one who knows'.." "Sunny Chopra.." "Thank you Sunny for being on the show.." " Thank you.." "Maya.." " Hi.." "Hero.." "Mithun.." "Film.." "Kasam Paida Karnewale Ki.." "Favorite Song.." "What's life..?" "First and foremost I would like to congratulate you.." "Why?" " For your marriage.." "You cheat..you broke my heart.." "You ungrateful dog.." "Sunny.." "Sunny.." "Sunny.." "Ok?" "We've heard that you are writing the much awaited script for Karan Johar.." "Yeah.." "Script.." "Everyone here would love to know what's it about.." "So Please tell us something about the story.." "She likes serious modern mysteries.." "You know..film noire.." "Sunny.." "Sunny.." "Story?" "See.." "I can't reveal much about the story right now..all I can say is.." "that it's a different kind of mystery.." "In which the woman plays the main protagonist.." "A woman is the central character.." "And a married man falls in love with her" "And a married man falls in love with her" "And how that woman's breasts.. er.." "personality changes.." "forms the base of the story.." "What?" "That means.." "Husband, Wife and her.." "Miss Maya.." "Often we see that..after marriage.." "a man loves the other woman more than he loves her wife.." "and many times there are lots of other women.." "So..what's all that about?" " All that I don't know.." "but I've not thought about marriage yet" "Because my independence is very important to me.." "Aha..interesting.." "marriage..independence.." "You mean to say that..men often feel they will lose their independence after marriage" "Why do you think so?" "First..as I see it.." "He is tied to one single woman.." "His responsibility increases.." "His social circle drops to zero.." "He cannot make any independent decision.." "And most importantly.." "And this is something very hard for a man to accept.." "All the other women lose interest in him!" "Sunny!" "Sunny!" "You are an expert on marriage issues.." "So what would you like to say?" "Marriage..about marriage..aa.." " You paused again.." "I think..it's more about bonding of two bodies..than soul.." "I mean.." "two souls than bodies.." "Hello!" "Madam Anju.." "How come you are not asleep?" "Yes Anju..we are coming.." "Ofcourse Sunny is coming.." "No No.." "Tell me first.." "Who loves you the most.." "In this entire world?" " You.." "I love you too.." "Good Night.." "Bye.." "Happy?" "Ok.now quickly say your prayers.." "Mummy, what's the difference between Diwali and Christmas..?" "Nothing..both are the same.." "So does Santa come for Diwali?" "If he has the time.." "Then he will if I call him?" ".." "Will he come to me..?" "Get presents for me?" "What did you wish for?" "Good night darling.." " Good night.." "I'm troubling you for no reason.." " No no.." "No problem.." "It's hardly 5 minutes from my house" "You remind me of Mithun Chakroborty.." "He is my GURU.." "He's my Hero.." "No?" " Yes.." "No.." "No.." "What is this life without your eyes" "What is this life if not in your arms" "Aha ha.." "Oho ho.." "Aha ha" "Aha ha.." "Oho.." "Aha.." "Any Doubt?" "How tall are you?" " 5..5 feet..11.5 inches.." "There was dialogue in my film.." "forget the 5 feet.." "Lets talk about the 11.5 inches" "Problem?" "Aa.." "Davidoff.." "Cool waters.." "YES.." "How do you know?" "It's my favorite too?" "But it's a woman's perfume.." " No..no.." "Not that.." "I mean it's my favorite fragrance on women.." "OH.." " O YE.." "Are you a fragrance.." "I mean .. are you blind?" "Follow that car.." "Foreign car sir, take a taxi.." "What the.." "What is this life Naani.." "Without Maya's arms.." "Oh.." "It's you.." "Hello!" "Greetings Sunny!" "Greetings Gungunani.." "Greetings Kalavati!" "Kalavati!" "I've a small question for you.." "Do you really think ... I can make it rain by singing?" "I mean..do I have that power in my voice?" "No..not 100%" " NO.." "120% it's there!" "Gungunani.." " Yes?" "You surely do have the power..and.." "Then I shall go tomorrow.." "to all the music companies.." "because day after..it's Diwali.." "and everything will be shut.." "Yeah, yeah sure.." "Everything will shut.." "But..you do believe that.." " Gungunani..you are the best.." "Huh.." "The best of the best.." "You are the TANSEN of modern times.." "Forget about Tansen..you sing better than Mohd." "Rafi.." "You are a very good human being .." "Good night.." "Sunny.." "Good night.." "Good night.." "Lets go Kala.." "Oh.." "oh Naani.." "Sunny.." "Parvati.." "Saw you on T.V. today.." "your health seemed to be in good shape.." "If you can go for the T.V show.." "I'm sure you can come to work.." "So come.." " "So come".." "is this a joke or what.." "It's not a joke Sunny.." "I'm very serious and.." "Oh god Sunny..think..think.." "Why?" "what can be the reason..?" "'THE ONE WHO KNOWS' huh?" "So what kind of knowledge do you disperse?" "No..just generally..family.." "love..affairs..blah blah.." "Love..affair?" "..interesting.." "I must hear this.." "You know.." "like.." "I am in love with a girl BUT how-do-l-tell-my-wife type" "So..are you married?" "No no.." "No..no.." "No marriage stuff.." "Girlfriend?" ".." "Fiance?" " Ah.." "NO.." "NO" "What?" ".." "A handsome guy like you?" "Girls must be crazy about you.." "No no.." "Yeah..they are crazy about me.." "but.." "I'm waiting..for HER.." "The one destiny has chosen for me.." "Ok..and what do you think?" "Who has destiny chosen for you?" "I don't know..but.." "like they say Maya... that in life.." "you only get what you deserve.." "What is it?" "What the.." "Pandey.." "How do do do Sunny?" " l do do do do..do.." "I'm fine..absolutely.." "Rasgullas.." "Rasgullas.." "My uncle got them from Calcutta.." "And..they are in my fridge because.." "My fridge isn't working.." "you know it..it doesn't chill" "And rasgullas MUST be chilled.." "Thank you so much for this piece of information..thank you.." "Good bye.." "Good night" "Sunny..yaa.." "Actually I've got an idea.." "I've been thinking.." "Pandey.." "Pandey.." "listen to me.." "Pandey I've loads of work to do.." "listen today.." "My regards to your uncle..you leave now.." "Film producing.." "That's where the future lies Sunny.." "Film producing?" " Yeah.." "What about the chocolate pencils?" "Kids biting their nails?" "Plan.." "and research?" "No, no, no..that's risky.." "Very very risky.." "And Film producing isn't?" " No..apparently not.." "see..it's like.." "my uncle made a film.." "'Wedding night in a graveyard'..and.." "What?" "'Wedding night in a graveyard'.." "So I heard it right?" " Yeah." "That's all I needed..go.." "you please go home.." "Oh no.." "listen to me..perfect.." " Pandey.." "I'm telling.." "It's a perfect idea my friend.." "Love story with a horror backdrop." "You write.." "I'll produce it.." "lots of money.." "Pandey.." "Pandey..my dear Pandey.." "try to understand what I'm saying.." "You don't need to make 'Wedding night in a graveyard'.." "You need to have a wedding night before you go to the graveyard." "Sunny my friend.." "you know I'm a celibate.." "Pandey..my friend.." "listen to me carefully.." "Yeah tell me.." "The moon is always in the sky..fact" " Yes it is.." "Water..water is wet..fact" " Of course it is.." "A man needs a woman..fact.." "Bye" "Hey..just a minute.." "Are you trying to shoo me away..?" "Trying?" ".." "No No Pandey..go home.." "Yeah, yeah.." "SUNNY.." " Yeah.." "'Down with Chocolate pencils.." "Long live Film producing ..'" "SHUTUP RAWALPlNDl.." "Pandey.." "What the.." "Oh.." "Expired.." "thank you Pandey.." "I do do do do.." "Hello!" "Hi Sunny!" " Hmm!" "Sunny..this is Maya.." "Hey Maya..hi this is Sunny.." "Oh.." "Sunny.." "I couldn't recognize your voice.." "Sorry, I was eating some sweet.." "Hmm?" "So late..are you really so fond of sweets?" "Yes." "Crazy about them." "I'm so sorry..for calling you so late in the night.." "Hey.." "No problem.." "I wanted to say thank you..ya..really.." "you gave me a lift..helped me.." "I felt very nice.." "Hey..how could I not help you.." "you didn't have a car..and it's just 5 minutes away from my house.." " lt's like..in these times.." "nobody does a thing for anyone without a motive.." "Yeah.." "But you are not like that.." "So are we meeting tomorrow..?" "for Carrot pudding?" "Ofcourse.." "I've never backed out from any challenge.." "Especially from a carrot pudding challenge.." "But Sunny.." "I'm amazed that our choice is so alike..what a coincidence.." "Did you ever imagine that carrot Pudding is my favorite desert too..?" "Carrot pudding..with raisins.." "Never.." "I could never imagine that you can cook.." "that too carrot pudding.." "That way.." "I can do lots of other things.." "Like?" "Like..toast..jam..butter.." "Okay.." "Sunny..then lets meet tomorrow.." "SMS me your address.." "Hello!" "Murali.." "Keep all my march dates free..what?" "They are free.." "But don't give them to anyone.." "just a minute Murali.." "You?" " Good evening Ma'am.." "I was waiting for you at the studio.." " No, no I got a lift.." "Thank you.." "You are dead Sunny.." "What story will you tell Karan Johar.." "Move your butt." "Hi!" " Hmm.." "I miss you so much right now.." " Yeah.." "How is Aunty?" "She talks so much.. just like you.." " Thank you.." "You looked very handsome on T.V.." "Yes I know.." "Are you all right Sunny?" "Ye.." "No.." "Naani..this script is eating my head up..don't know how will I finish it by tomorrow.." "Just don't feel like writing.." "Good!" "I'm also getting very bored here.." "Shall I come home?" "Hey no Naani.." "I've loads of work.." "I've to work..bye.." "Hey no, no please lets talk for some more time.." "I'm in the mood to talk.." "..infact to do loads of things.." "Shall I come home?" "Hey no Naani.." "I've loads of work.." "I've a deadline..please l've to work yeah.." "I'll talk to you later.." "WHAT?" "Sunny is saying no.." "What kind of day.." "I mean night is it?" "You know Aunt Thelma took me to the market.." "Me?" "And Market?" "Can you imagine?" "This is my mobile number.." "Sunny?" "Hello!" " Ya Naani.." "What Naani?" "Are you listening?" "Why did you come so late from the interview?" "Did you go somewhere?" "I want your address.." "Yeah.." "With Miss Maya.." " Who?" "Miss Maya.." "She was in the show.." "She asked for a lift.." "so I had gone to drop her to Hotel.." "Ga.." "Grand.." "Hotel Grand Beauty.." "Sunny, it's 2 hours away.." "you should've called for a taxi.." "Ya.." "No Naani.." "Miss Maya's leg.." "leg was broken..so.." "I couldn't say no.." "Oh my God, poor lady.." "good you gave her a lift.." "Yeah..ya.." " See.." "How difficult it is to say No.." "Yeah ,yeah Ok Naani.." "I gotta work now.." "Hey..sms me.." "Hey listen.." "Anju called for you.." "you are coming tomorrow right?" "She is driving everyone mad.." " What Naani.." "How many times will you say this.." "repeat it again and again?" "I said I will come.." " Hey..why are you getting angry.." "Not angry.." "I'm busy working.." "It's important.." "you people just don't understand..bye.." "Yeah, yeah l love you too.." "Ya.." "PlNDl.." "Ah Ah.." "Huff.." "Shit,shit,shit,shit,shit shit,shit,shit.." "Don't send..don't send the SMS Sunny..don't send.." "Every single breath, Waiting anxiously," "For the words I want to hear," "For the moment that he says them!" "Every single breath, Waiting anxiously," "For the words I want to hear, For the moment that he says them!" "We are meeting tomorrow.." "What to do?" "Oh.." "Huh !" "Look Sunny..the moon is smiling.." "Oh..what will you do Sunny.." "You are dead.." "Hey Naani..what should I do?" "God.." "Oh sorry.." "God.." "Naani always.." "says if there is any confusion you show the right path to everyone.." "God..am I doing something wrong?" "I mean..if I'm doing something wrong.." "then just give me one sign.." "I'll come on the right track.." "Sorry.." "Just one sign.." "Hmm.." "Don't do it..." "For God's sake.." "Don't do it..please.." "RAWALPlNDl.." "Fantastic.." "Very fantastic." "Any one sign..anytime.." "Just give me a sign.." ""And God said, whenever I call.."" ""He will come for me"" "Yes Karan.." "The script is ready.." "Get up.." "You'll have to get up." "There is lots of work today.." "The body sways The mind swings" "Cuckoo Cuckoo The heart sings" "The body sways The mind swings" "Cuckoo Cuckoo The heart sings" "The world is mad with love, lt's singing Cuckoo koo"