"Someone once told me, a woman's lingerie is like her deepest secrets" "She's mortified of people finding out, yet desperately wants people to know" "Time's up" "Miu Ho" "I'm Lena, the COO here" "Pop quiz: what was the third bra on the lower left side of the red heart shaped sports bra inside the showroom?" "What's the answer?" "It was... a shade of blue, not the sad bluesy hue," "but the cheerful, fresh kind of blue" "It was a plunge bra with wire support made of lycra and has a jewel stitched on center front" "How about the lace Y shaped T-back, what was the third pair on its lower left side?" "It was... an elegant and graceful black colored, fully laced with Swiss embroidery, and weaved floral trimmings, seductive undergarment" "It was a huge hit with 40 years old and above women last year" "Yeah, that one!" "You've got a good memory, but you think with too much sensitivity" "It's ok to be sensitive" "You have something to ask?" "What does a good memory have to do with being a designer?" "Honestly speaking, every lingerie company consults its competition's styles and designs" "I often send junior designers to survey the competitors' shops and exhibits" "I can't have our team snapping pictures everywhere" "Understand?" "I think you need a deeper understanding of lingerie" "You have a 3-month probation before we hire you as a junior designer" "I'm going to give you a mission to complete" "Utilize your sensitivity to complete a comprehensive research on lingerie" "I need to think of a right title for you" "Lingerie esearcher" "Lingerie Researcher?" "Hey" "Did you get it?" "..." "Got the job!" "Did you get my SMS message?" "No I've got a bad news" "What happened?" "Your aunt died" "The aunt who loves you the most, the same one who doesn't like me as much" "She's dead" "Stop being silly" "It's true!" "Sister Lara had a cold exterior but was truly a passionate person" "She didn't have many close friends but she really cared about everyone in Church" "She kept that love and care deep inside though" "We would like to invite her dearest friends to take turns in delivering a eulogy in her memory" "I've seen him in Aunt Lara's old photo albums" "He might have been her first love" "Lara called me up not long ago" "She blamed me and asked me why when we were 1 6," "I didn't... make love to her" "But it was truly a conservative period in time" "I told her... when I return from my studies in Atlanta," "I'll marry her" "And we ought to consummate our love on wedding night" "I failed to keep my promise" "In America it was truly a sexually open period in time" "I met an American girl..." "I ended up marrying someone else in the States" "I was shocked to find out that she kept waiting until she died" "I failed to apologize on the phone to her" "Now I have to say..." "I'm a jerk!" "..." "Thank goodness when I was 14" "I met the cherry bomber" "What do you mean?" "He popped my cherry" "My bad, I forgot you're still..." "I'm such a jerk" "I didn't know she kept her virginity all this time" "She didn't have to, and how could she blame me?" "Well... it's hard to say" "Are you Miu?" "Your Aunt Lara mentioned in our call last week that she worried about you the most" "This place is huge!" "Housing a lonely spinster, what a waste!" "It's a good thing she pre-paid a year's rent" "We have a good few months to enjoy it" "Name brand undergarments" "She even has La Perla" "Every piece is an expensive item" "The total worth is probably over $200,000" "Who knew Aunt Lara had a seductive side" "Take them if you want to" "They're D-cup's" "Not exactly my size" "She really loved you, everything in this house and all these lingerie are all yours now" "Aunt Lara?" "You're nuts, get the door" "Hello, I live downstairs" "Do you have any missing underwear?" "We just moved here" "I just keep losing them" "I'll need to call the cops if I lose another pair" "I'm always away, try to keep an eye out for me please" "My name is Celine, I live downstairs" "You can see my place from your terrace" "I'm..." "What was that about?" "I know!" "Can you see how big my room is?" "Can you see it?" "It's so nice!" "Much bigger than my old room" "Hold the phone steady please" "My head is spinning just looking at it" "Head spin?" "If I just focus on me, you're going to get even dizzier" "My cousin Donut, she's only 1 9 years old" "But she's a veteran "Uncle Killer"" "The guy on the phone is Henry" "He's 45, a full 26 years older" "They met at the bra store she works in" "Can I help you, sir?" "I need to get a set... of sexy..." "lingerie... for my wife because..." "Well, then..." "Allow me to be of service" "Donut is a pro at pushing the testosterone buttons of older men" "She always wins" "It's such a good fortune to have the love of a hopeless romantic like yourself..." "She's so lucky" "Why can't younger men be as caring as you?" "Let me pick one for you" "Oops" "I chose something I like in my size" "Let me put it on for you" "Do that now!" "When Henry left that day, he had forgotten about buying his wife a gift" "Instead he bought Donut what she had been thinking of getting for herself" "Oops, I forgot to use the staff discount!" "Auntie?" "It looks really great on you" "You think so?" "I forgot I'm already... deceased" "I'm not scaring you, am I?" "Are you here to resolve some unfinished business?" "Silly girl, I don't have any" "My only worry is that you would end up like me" "Spend your life... alone with the lingerie" "No holding hands!" "..." "I'm the prefect" "No holding hands and your skirt's too short" "Kissing?" "No kissing!" "Let me mark down your name!" "Let me get your name, which class are you in?" "I will report you both" "Dating is a bad thing, not allowed!" "It's alright, Miu" "I wore these underneath all the time never to be seen in front of a man" "You have a good chance" "You work for a lingerie company" "You can make good use of them" "Making use of these to attract men" "Just do it, ok?" "I'm leaving" "Bye!" "Remember Yes, I will" "Should I sign here?" "Good morning everyone" "Good morning" "I am Miu" "Good morning" "This is our design room" "Everyone, this is our new colleague" "I'm Miu" "You can get to know them later" "I head up this department" "They all call me big sister, you can do the same" "Big sister You can take this seat for now" "Miu, I'm Vivian Hi!" "I'm Josephine Hello!" "I'm her secretary Lotion Beware of Lucas" "Beware of Lucas from Marketing" "He preys on young girls" "I'm risking my life telling you this" "Hey, beware of Lucas" "I know, he preys on young girls" "Can I ask you three things?" "Sure" "As pretty as you are, got lots of boyfriends?" "Not really, not even one" "You mean you just broke up with someone?" "I've never been in a relationship before" "So, what's question number three?" "Right" "Are you free after work?" "I'd like to take you out for a drink" "And give you the lowdown on everyone in the office" "OK See you later" "Hey, you haven't introduced yourself" "Lucas, marketing manager" "Are you tired of being a girl?" "And really want to become a woman?" "Want to get to know about men?" "Let me show you the quickest and the most effective way" "Deviriginize!" "Leaving your virginity is the fastest and the most natural track to womanhood" "Experts believe it's more meaningful than bike or shoulder ride or hurdling accidents" "If you are over 1 8 years old and below 80 and have yet to solve this problem, devirginization is the way to go" "My name is Lucas, call me at this number" "This is a virgin" "I'm so unhappy" "This is not a virgin" "I'm so happy now!" "Deviginize today, call Lucas!" "If unsatisfied, I'll fix your hymen for you" "Pick up your phone now, and deviriginze!" "Cheers!" "..." "Not too much please, you drink like a fish" "It tastes good" "Enough..." "It tastes good, right?" "So, why do they say you prey on young girls?" "I'm fixated on younger women and I fall in love very easily but have a bad memory when it comes to women hence this nickname" "I do have a credo I follow in life" "There isn't a woman who is unconquerable" "Do you know what I mean?" "A little bit Okay" "Let's drink, to new colleagues" "Cheers!" "..." "Drink to it!" "Have some more" "Cheers!" "The check please" "Tonight will be a night for you to remember" "If it isn't me, it'll be someone else later on" "I'll be at your service" "Let's begin" "It's ok..." "Let's start again" "That was close" "Damn it!" "I hate filthiness" "I'd rather not kiss the lips then" "What is that smell?" "Ling, this is Lucas" "I need you to check on something for me" "I am stuck here and I need some guidance" "Listen, a girl born on 28th August, 1 985" "Is it a bad match with me?" "Not only a bad match, she's your worst possible adversary" "Will it be better if I claim her virginity?" "I mean, it's worth risking everything for, right?" "It depends on how much you value your life" "Understood." "Thanks so much..." "Madame fortune teller, you're truly a good friend" "Hello?" "The hotel's on fire, run for your life" "What?" "We're having fun here, extend my room reservation" "It's raining Yeah" "Turns out there really is someone I can't conquer" "What's going to happen then?" "We can be friends Really good friends" "It's raining really hard" "If you look really closely," "lingerie is everywhere around us" "Sometimes accidentally exposed, sometimes barely seen" "It gives the city an exciting layer of sensuality" "Apart from doing research on the streets, of course we should also be speaking directly to our customers" "It's so pretty." "Keep this for me, thanks" "I'll keep it for you at the counter" "Hi, I'm a lingerie researcher" "My name is Miu, can I ask you a few questions?" "Sure" "Why did you choose so many different styles of underwear?" "In order to please men" "Men like different styles of lingerie?" "Men are fools" "They just want new things all the time, so we keep switching packaging" "Remember, there isn't any man we can't fool" "It's whether or not you want to fool them" "Thanks, this one as well OK" "Can I have your name for the record?" "I'm CC, as in the letter C" "And which line of work are you in?" "I'm in..." "PR" "CC said every man is a fool" "And if she so chooses, any man can be wrapped around her finger" "That was great..." "Have another drink then" "Sure" "Sirs" "Sorry but excuse us for a second" "CC, the client there wants you only" "Please get over there and entertain him" "Hi!" "I'm CC" "What's your name?" "Call me..." "Eugene" "Eugene?" "Why did you ask for the most popular lady in the club?" "I don't know" "They asked me who I want to get, I said the most popular one" "I bet that's the right choice" "What do you think?" "I really don't know" "Men always claim it's their first time here" "My friends told me to come here" "What friends?" "My classmates at the university" "Hong Kong University?" "No, not sure if you've heard of Harvard?" "My major subject is Anthropology" "Everyone here's an expert in that field" "I am an expert with men" "Why did your friends tell you to come here?" "They say I'm anti-social" "You have to approach people and talk to them" "The best practice is with people you don't know" "It's expensive to do that here" "I brought my credit card" "The check please" "You have to buy my time, house rules" "What happens when we leave here?" "Usually, that means..." "It's your call" "I play for the Harvard varsity, as an alternate" "You're not into playing ball?" "No one's ever bought me out to play basketball" "Sorry, should we go where they usually take you?" "I played for a championship team in primary school" "Come on, let's do over" "Come on, let's play" "CY is a good guy" "I've known him since he was a boy" "He was a rather slow kid" "His mom even thought he was retarded" "Yeah" "Who knew he'd be where he is today" "A banker" "On a daily basis you deal with tens of millions, right?" "More like tens of billions" "That much?" "..." "Not really, that's if it's a weak day" "I have to make up for another 800 million to a billion" "I told you CY's amazing" "How long since you last dated?" "Close to 30 years" "How old are you?" "30 years old" "What a perfect match" "Miu has never dated either" "It's impossible to find someone as pure as him" "Tens of billions in earnings daily, you won't have to work again" "You're being too loud, he might hear you" "Sure, I heard that" "I'm just being honest" "Right?" "..." "I guess..." "Here, have some more" "Honey, I saw on the news yesterday" "Lots of hungry people in Ethiopia" "Those poor folks, they have no food!" "Let's donate some money to them" "Honey, if we donate too much money" "It might insult them and look like we're showing off" "Really?" "Here's an idea, let's donate some stuff we don't need" "Then they'll feel we're being true to them" "Good idea, what should we donate to them?" "Red wine" "We have more than we need in this lifetime anyway" "Let's ship over 30 crates of Lafite, share it with those poor guys" "Yes!" "I also have some cigars that have ran its course" "They can sip red wine and smoke cigars in Ethiopia, perfect!" "That's a great idea, honey" "We can also ship over some clothes" "They have nothing to wear" "My ball gowns will finally find a home" "Don't you think?" "Honey, I've always said one must keep a low profile" "We're definitely succeeding at that" "That's just being rich and being kind-hearted" "That's so good, honey" "Good girl" "Hello" "You alright?" "I'm fine" "Sorry for being late" "Something happened over at the bank" "Something huge" "Bank run?" "We don't have bank runs" "There was a hostile takeover" "I didn't see anything on the news" "It's there, Sanitary Hospital took over" "Hospital took over management?" "Yes, I work in a... sperm bank" "Sperm bank?" "Tens of billions daily?" "I personally have over a hundred billion deposit" "Technically it's a man's most personal fortunes" "The more they are, the healthier the man is" "Health is wealth, right?" "Then have the company pay your salary in sperms" "I got a little carried away by materialism" "What are you reading?" "Jack Dee's new book?" "Are you a fan of his?" "I'm hoping to be at his book signing tomorrow" "Have him sign on this cover" "Want to know how to attract these cultural, literary types?" "Jack Dee is very intelligent" "I once read a commentary he wrote against men who are addicted to boobs" "I don't think he's into women with good figures" "Pretentious!" "No man in this world can resist women with big breasts" "Trust me, do as I say" "I guarantee you will leave a string impression tomorrow" "But I don't have..." "I'm somewhat of a professional in this field" "Due to it's being lunch time, I couldn't find anyone your size for example" "Imagine Lotion here is an A-cup" "Just use your imagination" "Over here..." "I have all the tools you need" "A roll of packing tape" "A pair of gel inserts" "A pair of nude bra" "A bra that's a size bigger and a top that's a size smaller" "Lycra is the best" "Lotion, show her how it's done" "Come on" "Where do you think you're going?" "To the toilet" "There's no one else around, just do it here" "Come on" "Like the Grand Canyon got in there, right?" "She always has a good figure" "It's not as difficult to get it to this level" "If we can get you to have it that big..." "You want me to show you how it's done?" "Lotion, get everything out of there" "That's not quite everything" "Sexy enough for you?" "Press here It's pretty good" "Remember, when all else fails just remember this one last move" "The crossover squeeze" "You'll get wrinkled that way" "Just make sure you don't, who cares if I do?" "Give it a try" "Bend your knees and squeeze in" "Come on" "It works..." "Move it..." "I really like you a lot" "I got the autograph, look" "Please dedicate it to twins We're twins" "Twins" "Hard to tell you apart, please buy an extra copy on the next book" "Thanks, bye!" "Sorry" "Yes" "Could you please..." "Sure, what do you want me to write?" "Dearest Miu, you could write my Chinese name too" "Or both" "No problem..." "Let me draw a heart here for you" "Plus an arrow through it" "Miu Hi, Dearest Miu" "You remember my name?" "Not only your name" "I actually like interacting with individual readers" "Specially the classy ones, do you mind?" "Not at all" "I..." "I don't know what to say" "You're a lingerie researcher" "You know the Cantonese translation for bra is erroneous" "You know why?" "No" "Let me tell you why" "In Chinese literature, the circumference of tree stems is called hung wai (Cantonese for bra)" "You're so knowledgeable" "Jack of all trades, I guess." "Sorry" "The deadline?" "I already faxed you the piece I wrote for you" "Impossible!" "Keep looking for it, it's right there" "I need to rush this one" "Am I obstructing you from your work?" "No worries." "I can write as we talk" "Where were we?" "Circumference" "In the North South Dynasty period, there was this person Zu Chongzhi" "He computed the pi to be between 3.141 5926 and 927" "You're so... amazing" "Why is it that everything you tell me turn up on the newspaper the next day?" "I take it that... you don't like me writing about them?" "If that's the case I won't No, not that" "Just being curious, that's all" "Why are you walking so slow?" "You really like this pose, huh?" "You don't?" "I do" "Just being curious, that's all." "Sorry" "Hello?" "Yes, the novel, right..." "I know, the book fair" "A couple of days." "Fine, yes I promise" "You look like you're always on a rush" "That's true, which is why" "I want to bring you somewhere" "Ok" "Come get me" "You're such a naughty minx" "I'm over here Missed you again" "Making fun of me?" "I'm going to get you, lost you again" "You'll never get out of my sight" "Missed again Over here" "You're too cute." "Ran away again?" "Come and get me..." "Time out..." "It's fun playing hide and seek in a bookstore" "We're playing hide and seek among thousands of years of knowledge recorded" "Do you know what this means?" "Maybe I do... but maybe I don't" "You've ignited my primitive male desires" "This distraction is preventing me from any concentration" "Looks like consummation is the only way to appease this disturbance." "Come on" "I can't Can't?" "That time of the month?" "Not exactly." "I am inexperienced" "Perfect." "I could be a perfect tutor to you in this regard" "I will take the lead, you just keep up with me" "We can make it work." "Okay, let's do it" "I really couldn't" "Can you give me just a little more time?" "Time?" "How much time?" "You know even virgins have expiry dates" "You're dangerously close to yours" "I really do need some more time to find someone I think is worthwhile" "You know this" "I have everything in the world, except time" "I've given my time to you as well already" "I have a few dailies I write for" "Two weeklies" "Not to mention TV tapings and radio shows I host" "I need to finish a novel in time for a book fair" "I don't even know what I'm going to be writing yet" "Do you realize how many deadlines I missed for being with you?" "If we don't seal this deal tonight," "I'm not going to be able to start the novel tonight" "Hello listeners, it's the "You don't know Jack show"" "The topic of the day is a virgin's time" "There's a type of virgin I hate in this world, the type who doesn't know that a flower wilts soon after blooming, the type who doesn't know how to strike while the iron is hot" "These women will deservingly... die as a virgin" "He's referring to me just because I refused to sleep with him" "He's taking it out on me" "Well, the guy thought you were treating him to a meal" "Then you flaked out the last minute" "Men have a tendency to get angry in these situations" "Also let me tell you a known fact" "Talented men tend to be less forgiving" "Remember that" "Talent and forgiveness are inversely proportional in men" "I guess you're the forgiving kind" "Not at all" "Ok, let me ask you three questions" "Firstly, which event does Pamela Anderson have a good chance of winning at the Olympics?" "The 1 00 meter breast strokes" "Secondly, why do politicians like push up bras?" "They make mountains out of mole hills" "Lastly, are you free tonight?" "I feel better now" "I better get back to work That's good" "Thank you for making me laugh" "Broken" "Both the radio and the host are broken" "So, that move, that was called the superman" "It's a butterfly and into an extended butterfly" "The next one I'm gonna show you is actually called the hand's spring" "And finally, the next one is a knee hold." "Everyone, those high difficulty maneuvers need a lot of practice at home" "I have practice poles to sell, who's interested?" "I'll buy one" "Let me buy it for you I'll buy it for you" "You don't want one?" "I have all the time in the world to practice here" "But you're home most of the time with your wife" "Alright everyone, let's practice" "You're so good" "Of course" "Let's see how long you last I can be up here for a while" "I'll give you a big fat tip" "Come on, give him some money" "Stop, there's a pole over there" "It's a no parking zone" "Youngsters like to walk on the wild side" "How about you?" "I'll be young enough for you" "Let's go then Sure, let's do it" "Come on" "What?" "To practice, of course" "Practice what?" "Come on" "What are you doing?" "Practicing" "Gee, where did this come from?" "Scared now?" "Scared?" "I eat parking tickets for breakfast" "You know us youngsters" "Ma'am, you called in a report?" "Yes, some things have been stolen from me lD" "HQ, this is PC2594 and 8406" "Suspected burglary called in" "No one broke in, just things were stolen from me" "It looks like breaking and entering took place, what was stolen?" "Three sets of undergarments, and a bra" "Really?" "With your flat in this state of chaos" "You'd know three sets of underwear and a bra are missing?" "PC2594, an old lady suffered a fall outside the building, please check it out Roger that." "All yours, bro" "How do you know for sure 3 sets of underwear and a bra were stolen?" "I left it there before my trip" "Could you describe those missing pieces in detail?" "How many times you've worn them and where?" "And when you last wore them..." "Was there anything unusual you've observed" "You like tidying up, officer?" "I just couldn't help myself" "Give me some details, it helps in solving the case" "One of the three sets..." "I remember I bought it in Bangkok some time ago" "I hung it there to dry after washing it" "Officer?" "Where were we?" "I'm done with the details" "Do you want to just ask around if anyone else is missing bras and undies?" "Good idea" "The uniform looks great on you" "I like uniforms" "How can we help you, officer?" "Have you lost any undergarments lately?" "Not really All here" "It's just that your downstairs neighbor called it in" "She said she had some underwear stolen from her" "It's that air hostess" "Yes, so please keep an eye out for your undergarments" "The ones on you and the ones not on you" "You girls live together?" "Yes Neat and tidy" "You know where to call if anything fishy happens" "What are you doing?" "Setting a trap" "I'm a lingerie researcher after all" "Is that going to work?" "The air hostess and the auxiliary police... met again without their uniforms on." "Hi, miss" "Hi, sir" "Didn't recognize you without your clothes on" "I'm just not wearing my uniform Of course" "Officer, you said you're into uniforms?" "I like it better without" "Uniforms I mean" "I'm a auxiliary cop, 36 hours of duty in a month" "What's your proper job?" "There isn't one right now, just the temp one as a cop" "I don't like real jobs" "Sir!" "Is your head ok?" "I'm fine." "You're so pretty" "What did you say?" "You're so pretty" "Thanks, see you around" "Sorry..." "Are you in a hurry?" "Can you stay with me for some more time?" "Ok My name is James Shum" "Lie down... go on" "Maybe because they both barely wore anything," "lying on the beach quickly transitioned to lying on bed" "If I tell you we can't date each other, will you mind?" "I sure will, why?" "I want to marry into money" "The day I started my air hostess job, I promised myself" "I will only date anyone in front of the business class section" "So either first class, or the cockpit" "Why don't you move in with me?" "I can do that?" "For real?" "I'm always away and the flat is a mess" "You can tidy up the place" "Really?" "I have just one condition" "You and I are not lovers" "If I meet someone suitable and he's coming over, I'll need you to stay away" "Don't flights have standby passenger lists?" "You're the priority standby passenger" "It'll work out well" "I'm not too ambitious, but I'm a good cook" "I held down a job at a fast food store for 6 months" "I only know how to microwave" "Can I move in here tomorrow?" "Ok" "It's such a shame saying goodbye to you" "I have so much more to learn from you" "Are you looking for cheap thrills from me?" "Of course not." "I only have respect for you, no lust" "Here's something for you Thanks..." "I am very happy" "Thank you everyone for your continuous support" "Thank you!" "If it wasn't the head office's acquisition of the French brand," "I wouldn't leave you to go work on the integration" "But there is no reason for concern" "I'm hearing the boss's son is returning form Italy to head this department" "And that he is single and available" "You girls better get ready" "And one more thing to remind you all" "He has a quirky personality" "He was so handsome that as a kid he got all the attention" "He really hates it if people keep staring at him" "It rattles him and makes him fell insecure" "So just be mindful of that" "Everyone pay attention, the e-mail from HQ says, no one is to stare at the new boss within a 3-meter radius" "Or 1 0 feet in other words, 1 0 feet!" "You'll all receive the same e-mail in a bit" "Let's all give a toast to Lena" "Cheers, everyone" "Thanks, thank you so much!" "Here's your chance" "The competition is going to be fierce, I'll never win" "This time I'm going for broke" "Let's play a trick" "With my sunglasses on, I can look at him in anyway I want" "I'm so excited This will be my shot for glory" "No way, this one's mine, mine!" "..." "Big sister's here She also put on heavy make up" "Lotion, here comes the boss's son..." "He's here..." "Welcome, my prince" "Listen up, the prince is here" "Oh my god" "The prince is here!" "Thank you!" "..." "Excuse me!" "Who's shining a light on me?" "Excuse me!" "The girls in the office were severely disappointed" "The reviews were extremely bad" "Now we know how handsome he is" "Let's all resort back to working hard, shall we?" "I'll talk to you later" "Thank you!" "..." "How are you my dear prince?" "I'm the Marketing Manager here, Lucas" "So honored to make your acquaintance today" "Under your benevolent leadership, we will do our best to win more profits for the company" "Boss..." "Boss Excuse me..." "How are you?" "Please stop referring to me as the prince" "Call me Antonio" "I hope to have a closer relationship with each one of you" "Yes, Antonio" "My plant in China has over 30,000 employees" "So visiting isn't done in a vehicle but with a helicopter" "It's so boring" "I hate being looked down upon" "Do you know how much is a sail boat?" "Just 20 clams" "You know how much a clam is?" "A million" "So I paid him 20 clams in cash" "What's the matter?" "Nothing" "It was really impressive, what you just said" "Your reaction is a bit delayed" "I needed to digest it a little bit Have some food" "I'm full" "I'm so hungry" "There was so much food on the table, why didn't you help yourself?" "That guy really made me want to throw up" "This Saturday there's an alumni ball for Harvard grads" "Really?" "I would like you to be my date" "Me?" "I want my friends to get to know you" "I'm not suitable for those occasions" "Don't worry" "No one's going to look down on you because of your work" "This isn't the ancient times" "I want the whole world to know that we..." "What about us?" "We haven't even done the deed" "I'm fantasizing about bringing you to this ball" "It'll surprise everyone there" "You're crazy" "I'm crazy because of you" "Shut up, this is a robbery" "Anyone else here?" "I... don't think so" "Stand over there" "Should I check them up first or tie them up?" "Don't tie us up yet" "You think you call the shots?" "I'll tie you up first" "Can you tie us up separately?" "That's not up to you, go over there" "Can we do back to back?" "Stop giving him suggestions" "Why don't you suggest the opposite?" "Tie us up face to face, idiot" "Fine, I'll listen to you just once" "Face to face" "You're right, tying you up first has disadvantages" "I told you so" "No cash?" "Rich folks rarely bring cash anymore" "Credit cards, great" "Give me your passwords" "Those are just discount and membership cards" "Looks like I'm just going to have to kill you" "Why kill when you can rape someone?" "I prefer men though" "Oh, my goodness" "I have a few hundred bucks in my purse, just take it" "A few hundred dollars?" "I wasted a 40 ft rope on you, that puts me in the red!" "Why are you both avoiding each other's face?" "He's my boss" "And he hates being stared at" "I hate bosses the most" "I want you to stare at her" "Stare at her" "Open your eyes" "Where are your pupils?" "The girl's pretty cute" "Look at him too" "Eyes open wide, stare at him" "Stop" "Perfect..." "Keep staring, don't stop" "Prince, he left already" "I think..." "I've fallen for you" "Thank you" "Let me have the flower" "Thank you!" "I love flowers and anything beautiful" "I couldn't imagine myself ever falling in love" "I have never tried loving anyone in my life" "This is absolutely my first time" "How about you?" "I..." "Let's get something to eat" "Monsieur" "What do you want?" "Salad" "I'm sure you want the freshest salad available" "How about you, sir?" "I want..." "For appetizer I want three pieces of ravioli" "A soup order of truffle scented artichoke puree with bacon lardoons" "And for my entree" "Roasted rack of lamb with ratatouille and butter poached potato" "Clear?" "Yes, thank you." "I'm so pleased, I want to know more about you" "I agree, we need to know more about each other" "What do you look for in a date?" "Mine is pretty simple" "She needs to like me more than I like her" "She needs to love me more than I love her" "She has to care for me, protect me" "She has to like my singing and acting" "And most important of all..." "She needs to put me in the center of her world" "I have to be the one and only in her life" "Why are you being so quiet?" "I don't have any special feelings towards Antonio" "But dating the heir to the company has its perks" "Good morning, Ms. Ho..." "Good morning Good morning, Miu" "Sorry for being late today" "I'm actually..." "Don't be silly, it's fine" "We know you have developments with the prince" "You need to get more beauty sleeps" "Leave everything at work to me" "Have a cup of coffee" "Thanks, big sister" "We probably shouldn't see each other for a while" "Why?" "My wife is getting suspicious" "I don't care, I want to see you" "Do you want to see me dead?" "Why are you talking to yourself in there?" "Later... bye bye" "Who are you talking to in the bathroom?" "Just practicing Buddha chants" "Experts say it's quite laxative" "But you're a pharmacist" "Couldn't you just get your own laxative?" "I usually dispense the meds for patients but when it comes to myself," "I don't have another pharmacist dispensing meds to me hence I'm resorting to the chants" "What's this pole, darling?" "This is obviously a... camera tripod" "We have such a small camera we're using" "It's not going to go well with this tripod" "This is why we need to buy a bigger camera, darling" "I know, there's a model I quite like, when should we buy?" "Jerk" "I'll make you come out and meet me" "I'm here to see you, get down here" "I'm at the ground floor of your apartment building" "Are you kidding me?" "I told you I can't" "Hello..." "What are you doing here?" "Playing a video game" "Then what are you doing with the phone?" "I'm talking to someone on the phone" "Are you on the phone or playing video games?" "I'm on the phone while playing my game" "It's easy splitting your time between two preoccupations" "Who taught you that?" "Blown fuse?" "What the hell?" "Who did this?" "As soon as their eyes met, the uncle's son fell in love with Donut" "Sorry I didn't prepare a lot, have some food" "This is great, let's eat" "Auntie, Uncle Let's eat..." "Our son's girlfriend is greeting, darling" "Sure, let's eat" "Her name is Donut" "I have never heard of anyone with this name" "It's really unique" "Some parents don't like their kids dating at a young age" "But I don't subscribe to that Thanks" "Not really, dad said, no dating till I reach university" "What are we going to do?" "Uncle" "How the heck would I know?" "Truth is, before I started dating Ray," "I went out with a much older guy" "But he just let me down and had hurt me so badly" "I want him to know how hurt I was" "I know..." "What do you know?" "She said she wanted that older guy to know" "She couldn't have been clearer, of course I know" "The truth is that older guy is... a jerk" "You're way too young" "It's better if you see someone closer to your age" "Right, darling?" "Of course..." "That means you're fine with me seeing Donut?" "I am not... objecting to it" "That's good to know, thanks" "Uncle!" "Shall we?" "We've known each other for like a month now" "I'm a guy, you're a girl..." "You're ok with pre-marital sex?" "I don't believe the words coming out of my mouth..." "Are you ok with that?" "If both parties are of age and consenting..." "We fit the profile of your "if" scenario" "I'm not at all experienced" "What a coincidence" "But I need this now" "Don't worry, you know I'm a perfectionist just like the name of our company, Parfait" "I'm a little scared" "Scare's fine, no need to be frightened though" "No worries, I will perform with you... a pain-free and pollution-less safety ensured sexual activity" "It is called... safe sex" "Safe sex?" "The safest sexual activity in the world is... you do yours and I do mine" "I am ready." "Let's begin" "We can start now, can you be a little aggressive?" "More force..." "I meant to be forceful with your moans, not your bounce" "Bravo!" "..." "Great!" "..." "Don't..." "Yes!" "..." "Bravo!" "..." "Great..." "I'm coming!" "..." "Hey..." "Come back!" "..." "That's great" "Miu!" "That's great" "Sir?" "Hi!" "You live nearby?" "Just a floor down from you, where the air hostess lives" "Not sure for how long" "We're not what you think we are." "It's weird" "That night he told me about their arrangement" "There's a co-pilot up there" "Now so I need to excuse myself" "And you don't mind?" "It's all part of the understanding" "I don't fit the profile of her targets" "So..." "I mind, I do mind" "That's why I needed someone to talk to" "Please keep it to yourself though, or I won't even have a chance to mind" "Hello?" "Yes..." "Didn't work out?" "Just keep looking then" "Should I just come cook something up for you?" "Ok, bye-bye" "Bye-bye" "Bye, prince" "Lucas" "Lucas is here!" "No need to look away" "Look at me, I am so happy" "What made you so happy?" "T oday I finally feel like a real man" "I have finally tasted..." "I'm too embarrassed to say" "You don't have to" "I feel you need to know" "What?" "Last night, Miu and I did..." "Did?" "..." "Did..." "Did it!" "Bravo!" "Did you know it was also Miu's first time?" "Happy for me?" "Sure" "But you don't look like you do" "Better?" "So great..." "You look like you want to hear about the details" "Not exactly What do you mean?" "I really do but am ashamed to ask for it" "That's great..." "Like a bird I flew into her wet nest" "Fragrance emanated from her essence" "I raised my left arm, she used her right hand" "We glided through endless space together" "I used my sword to dance with her" "Her petals fall one by one" "At long last the crystal and the iceberg collide mightily" "We waded through the winter cold together and entered the ninth..." "layer of heaven" "Bravo!" "..." "Was that too descriptive?" "It was just right That's great" "I know you two are very good friends" "And now that we have consummated our love" "I feel like I have to take on the responsibility" "Of course" "I don't know how to ask her hand in marriage" "I've kept to myself for far too long" "I need a suitable person to make the first move for me" "Sir..." "What?" "The two models for the Summer campaign are here" "Will you take a look at them?" "These two?" "Very good" "These two are our work mates" "You have to look that way" "What's the difference?" "These two are buck naked, those two are overdressed" "Will you just take a look at them?" "What does he mean?" "For you" "What's the occasion?" "Well... where should I begin?" "I was never ever at a loss for words" "You can begin by telling me what you feel about me" "Sure..." "I think you're really simple" "So simple, you're really cute too" "Girls like you are hard to find these days" "And you can be silly sometimes, the kind of silly that men fall for" "I just think dating you will be really fantastic" "So if you don't mind..." "I would really like to ask your hand" "I hope you... accept." "Also this" "It's all happening too fast" "Not really, it's been a while" "Didn't we just start now?" "Not you and I" "Then who with?" "You and Prince Antonio" "Didn't you fly through ninth heaven the other night?" "He felt since he had made love to you" "He needed to shoulder some responsibility" "I respect that" "Let me ask you" "Did you volunteer to represent Antonio today?" "Of course" "You honestly believe I should marry him?" "You both... had your first night and it was memorable" "You're going to be the boss's wife" "Do you or do you not?" "I... think so" "You're the biggest jerk in the world" "The first day we met, you got me drunk and took me to a love hotel" "Fortunately it didn't happen that night" "If it did, what am I supposed to do now?" "Then you coached me how to attract men by telling me all these bad things about men" "I've lost all illusions towards the opposite sex" "And in order to curry favors with your boss, you're even making a proposal on his behalf" "You're no better than a dog" "No better" "Actually let me correct myself" "Dogs are way cuter than you are!" "Hey, so is that a yes?" "I need to go back to him with an answer!" "You think I enjoy proposing on his behalf?" "I know who I am" "You didn't have to dump it all on me like that" "Sorry for misunderstanding your motives" "Miu?" "I sat across from you, I saw your sadness" "I've never wept for a guy before" "This is the first time ever" "I don't now why I'm crying over a guy like him" "File 2, Name:" "CC, Occupation:" "PR" "CC spent all her savings to attend Eugene's party" "What a beautiful skirt" "Find me a set of undergarments that match" "Ok" "Stop fussing over these and find me something" "Does it work?" "Let's see Do you like it?" "It works perfectly How about here?" "Great T oo tight?" "And here?" "No problem Try the skirt on" "Perfect" "Do you like it?" "It's great" "That day, me and Donut just looked like fitting a wedding gown for a bride" "I've never seen CC this excited before" "Look" "Do you like my outfit?" "Do I look pretty?" "We're not going" "We're not?" "They refused to accept you" "They said I was stupid" "I never knew they were like that discriminatory" "Bastard!" "Why don't you go on your own?" "I'm fine." "Look, I'm fine" "I'll never give you up" "I'll never give you up" "That night CC not only lost everything she owned but also a heart that has expected to be in love" "Hey, I'm so tired" "Where did he go?" "Don't be afraid." "I'm a lingerie researcher" "I just want to interview you, I won't call the cops" "I want to know if you're a pervert" "You can say that I am" "Then I want to know what attracts you to lingerie in the first place" "Lingerie is like a woman's deepest secrets" "They want people to see what they're wearing, yet afraid to show all of it" "They'll show you glimpses of it from time to time but they'll try their best not to show its entirety to you" "Where do you keep the lingerie you steal?" "All here?" "Just some of it There's more?" "Every piece here represents a lady's secret" "That blue one over there?" "A nurse secretly in love with her patient" "The white lacey one belonged to an air hostess who wants to marry a rich guy" "And this purple one over here... belonged to the lonely former tenant in your flat" "Aunt Lara?" "Emergency hotline?" "I'm under a bee attack" "Send someone to rescue me" "Not a hive, just one bee" "Not a significant number?" "Ok, let's forget about that" "Can you ask for me then if there are... off duty firemen" "41-inch chest or so, hardened ones, someone resembling Rain or Aaron Kwok." "I prefer Aaron" "See if they are willing to help a... fair looking," "single and lonely, rotund career woman" "Remember to call me if you find anyone" "My surname is Ho" "My number should come up on your caller id" "The bee's here again, talk to you later" "Bye" "Your auntie fought that bee for an entire evening" "Regardless of that, they eventually died one after the other" "Are women lonely because they don't have men in their lives?" "Or because they refuse to unclasp?" "The clasp isn't on their bra's, it's in their hearts" "I realize the person who's most knowledgeable about lingerie is a self aware pervert who's into stealing them" "I'll probably pay him another visit soon" "This is probably the last time I fall in love" "As my son, you don't want to take that away from me" "I should be telling mom about you but I'm not going to" "This is my first love after all" "How could you be fighting your son over a woman?" "Enough!" "I'm the one being fought over," "I should get to choose" "Yes, let Donut pick the winner" "Sorry Ray, I know you love me a lot" "But I like your dad more" "I couldn't feel the same for you, you're too young" "Daddy!" "You once told me... you would give me anything and everything" "Now you're taking away my first love" "I don't have a father like you," "I don't want a father like you" "My girlfriend, my son" "I can't lose my son over a girl," "I'm sorry" "Say that once more and I'm leaving" "My girlfriend, my son..." "My cousin Donut's bra returning incident was quickly put on the web" "It quickly became the most viewed video" "Hello, you're there?" "I've got great news" "I have found my prince charming" "He was seated on row A seat 1 on First Class" "He's been looking forward to getting married" "He wants to come over to my place and eat something I've prepared" "But you know..." "I'm no cook" "This meal here... probably cost 50 bucks or so at a fast food joint?" "Roger, I cooked this myself" "Not many people call me by my first name" "Only the CEO and the Board Members call me by my first name" "No one else" "Mr. Lee" "Well, I didn't say you couldn't" "Roger" "My parents raised me without junk food" "They are high in calories and trans-fat" "Know that in the last 6 months alone, eight air hostesses tried to court me" "Three white collar executives, one nurse" "One even has a PHD degree" "I don't want celebrities, too high profile" "I've always liked a Cinderella Story" "You know, on the market now there's a high demand for Prince Charming and an over supply of Cinderella" "It's impossible to find a balance of trade" "I understand." "Can I use the toilet?" "Use the toilet?" "I picked a set of killer underwear for you" "And I pricked on the condom here" "Silly boy!" "You know... if you get knocked up, it'll seal the deal" "You're leaving?" "Where are you going, silly boy?" "What happened?" "That was fast?" "You guys got it on right away?" "Can't blame him, you're stunning" "You think the whole world is as stupid as you are" "It's not that easy to bed a rich guy" "Not everyone can be Cinderella" "Why don't you get a proper job?" "You don't even try your luck with the lottery" "What if I couldn't find anyone?" "Did you ever think about that?" "What else do you know apart from housework?" "I know... you" "I know you" "I'm not giving up my dream to marry a rich guy for you" "I already know that" "I don't know if Celine ever gave up that goal" "But she did, on this night at least" "Ok, change the pose" "Think of a tune, let's play some music, ok?" "How about "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"?" "Yes, that's right, over here" "Ok... you can't do that" "You're not doing your bodies justice" "Okay?" "Look at him" "Oh yeah, that's great, ok?" "Envelope her and cross your legs, like that" "Go over that way, understand?" "Perfect!" "..." "Parfait!" "..." "Everyone, what do you all think of this direction I'm taking?" "I would love to hear about your thoughts" "Lucas" "I thought... it was perfect!" "I don't believe you." "Josephine?" "If I'm being honest... this idea... couldn't be any better..." "I thought..." "She thought it was very good!" "I hate hypocrites" "I'm so glad to see how truthful you all are" "What a relief..." "I thought it was mediocre" "Fiancee!" "Since everyone here is truthful, let me tell the lies" "One word review, dreadful" "You're so lying" "Hilarious Yeah, she's the funniest" "I'm extremely unfunny" "I'm not here to tell jokes" "I thought it through, I'm saying no" "Sorry, I didn't realize you'd get so hurt" "You didn't hurt me, you hurt yourself by giving up on a perfection incarnate and the bright future we could've shared" "You're so stupid, how could you be so stupid?" "Say something!" "Why do you made him cry?" "I want you to clarify our relationship" "Lucas!" "Get out of the way, narcissist" "I've had enough of you" "Do you know how selfish you are?" "You really think the universe revolves around you?" "My narcissism is better than your insecurity" "She didn't say she didn't want you, you rejected yourself" "You got no guts to go after her" "Go after whom?" "Miu" "Even the bimbo here can see through it clearly" "You punched me out of no reason because she left" "Was I really like that?" "Yes..." "I've seen many love story endings in the movies" "It's always the guy chasing after the girl running like mad on the streets" "Hey!" "I don't know if I'm going to be moved but I do want to be chased after for once" "whichever one of them will be fine" "You asked me to clarify our relationship for you" "I have an answer for you" "When I failed to bed you," "I thought we can be good friends and I wanted to be the one to teach you how to get men" "But I get more upset with every man you meet" "I do know plenty of men, none of them my type though" "I want someone who lets me call the shots but end up making all the decisions for me" "I want to find someone who does everything I tell him to do but make me want to do the same for him" "I want to be a woman with successful career but I don't want to have to work all that hard" "I'm mortified that you are fooled by the others but I can't fool you" "When you and Antonio had sex," "I felt really sad" "You mean that one time we had safe sex?" "What?" "Safe sex for him was... he does his own and I do mine" "Masturbation?" "I want a passionate relationship but I don't want to get hurt" "You're the worst guy I know" "But I don't know why I would cry for you" "I also thought I could claim your virginity only to have you conquer mine" "You're still...?" "I meant my first real love" "You said I'm the worst adversary you can have" "True" "Madame Fortune Teller!" "..." "Hi, Lucas, it's been a while" "How are you?" "Indeed" "Remember I called you once around midnight to consult on something?" "Impossible, I am an early sleeper and I turn the phone off." "How did you locate me?" "That's not possible, I did speak to you" "Forget about that," "I have an emergency thing to ask" "She was born in 1 985" "August 28th Do we... make a good match?" "..." "Let me take a look" "Actually, forget about that" "It doesn't really matter..." "You guys look like the perfect match" "I need to go somewhere, bye" "Really?" "Of course, believe me" "Perfect match?" "..." "It's raining!" "Let's be friends" "Boyfriend and girlfriend" "(First Night)" "Sometimes a man's hands can help in unclasping a woman's bra" "But to unclasp one's inner self, it's best to leave that to herself."