"So you recently debuted your manhood." "It was, like, a masturbation scene." "How old were you?" "Oh, I've been rehearsing this since I was 12." "Oh..." "(laughter)" "(Snoop) Tonight on "Martha  Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party"..." "We're making pizza tonight." "We gonna make rich-people pizza." "(laughter)" "(Snoop) I can't wait to dig into this sweetie pie." "You gonna get so hot, my tongue is gonna be on fire." "Martha, don't come between me and my dough." "I was afraid you were gonna come between your dough." "(laughter)" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ Welcome to the party ♪♪" "(cheering and applause)" "She's a lot like pizza 'cause she's a hot plate." "And he's got dough." "Put your hands together for Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart!" "(music, cheering and applause)" "Give it up for my DJ FredWreck in the house." "And welcome, all of you, to "Martha  Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party."" "Everyone loves pizza." "And we're making it tonight." "And the great thing about pizza is there's no wrong way to make it." "And like sex, even when it's bad, it's good." "(laughter)" "Only if you're hard-up, Snoop." "(laughter)" "Who's this guy over here?" "This is four-time world champion pizza tosser," "Joe Carlucci." "Welcome, Joe." "(cheering and applause) (Martha chuckles)" "(Joe) What's going on, Snoop?" "Martha, how are you guys doing today?" "(Martha) So how did-- how did you get to be a pizza tosser like that?" "I was born into it." "I'm Italian and I'm from New York where it has the best pizza in the world." "(Snoop) Hey, FredWreck." "Give some music for him to..." "All right, here we go." "♪♪" "(cheering and applause)" "Whoo!" "♪♪" "We didn't rehearse that." "Ahh!" "Put it together for Joe Carlucci." "(cheering and applause)" "I brought you guys a little gift." "Check under your counter, Snoop." "Oh, a gift for me?" "Check it out." "(Martha) And a gift for me?" "Oh, wow!" "You and me..." "Wow!" "Look at that." "Fantastic, thank you." "But I think we both look a little less cheesy than this, don't you?" "I agree." "I'm taking this home." "I'm gonna eat mine." "(laughter)" "See, all that tossin' is makin' me wanna toss something back." "So what we gonna drink, Martha?" "Well, I'm gonna make you an Aperol Spritz." "What is that?" "I've never heard of that." "Well, it's made with Aperol." "It's a digestif, makes you feel really good." "Oh, really?" "Yeah." "Can you rim the glasses with sugar for me?" "That's that brown sugar right there." "Yeah, that's crunchy." "And the drink itself, well, it's very easy." "First some ice cubes in a glass." "Add the Aperol." "And then..." "(pops)" "(cheering) Perfect." "Fill that to about an inch from the top with champagne." "And then a wedge of orange." "And if it's too strong for you..." "But I don't think anything's too strong for you, right?" "Talk to me." "You can add a little bit of sparkling water." "No need for that." "Okay." "So here's for you and here's for me and..." "Well, can we make a toast?" "I would like that." "Glasses up." "Here's to you." "Here's to me, my fly-ass B." "I'm your number-one G." "You're great in the kitchen." "I'm great in the sack." "You're my snow bunny and I got your back." "(cheering and applause)" "Pretty good." "Now, let's tell everybody who we'll be breaking flatbread with tonight, Martha." "We've got two of our favorite toppings." "Mm-hmm." "Numero uno." "Numero uno?" "50 Cent." "(music, cheering and applause)" "How are you?" "Nice to see you." "I come bearing gifts." "I brought you this cheese right here all the way from Italy." "The dogs was chasing me at the airport and everything." "No!" "Is that gouda?" "No, Reggiano-Parmigiano." "Reggiano-Parmigiano!" "I brought a little vodka." "Oh, and vodka, F. Vodka." "Is that that F. Vodka?" "This is really good." "Man, I'm glad you invited me, Martha." "I'm happy you're here." "I'm really-- like, I got beef now with you, Snoop." "(laughing)" "Why, 'cause she invited you and I didn't?" "'Cause she invited me and I don't get the invite from you!" "See, 'cause she tried to one-up me, 5-0." "That's what that was all about." "She said she could get to you faster than me." "And I did." "You did." "I did." "Why, thank you for the vodka." "Now, my guest, she's an actress, author, producer." "It's Bella Thorne." "(Martha) Yeah." "(cheering and applause) Hey!" "(Snoop) Bella." "Work, Bella, work." "Do you wanna touch my sausage?" "Is this for me?" "Yeah, that's all for you." "(Martha) Is that a large pepperoni?" "Yeah..." "No, that's the sausage." "Oh, sausage." "Yeah, sausage." "That's what I was talking about." "Oh, my God, is that my face on that frickin' pizza?" "You like that?" "Oh, whoa, that is weird." "Isn't that weird?" "Wow, that is so cool but weird." "(Martha) Cheese face." "So, Bella, since you are only 18 years old," "I made a Shirley Temple for you." "Thanks." "And tonight, we're making pizzas." "I'm gonna be making with you a three-cheese pizza with spinach and mint and a topping of black truffles." "We gonna make rich-people pizza." "Yeah." "And what are you making?" "Well, I'm taking mine back to the hood." "I'm going with that pepperoni sausage, pineapple..." "Mmm." "Mozzarella..." "Pineapple?" "Mmm." "Cheddar, parmesan." "Snoopy Pepperoni Pizza for Players." "(cheering and applause)" "All right, all right." "And Joe, you wanna give us a quick lesson?" "Sure, I'd love to." "(Snoop) Get your dough, 5-0." "That's for you." "You keep dropping a lot of dough on the floor, Joe." "We're not doing that, don't worry." "You been to a strip club before." "Don't act like that." "(laughter)" "(Joe) You wanna be gentle with the dough." "Okay, so we're just gonna put you out a little." "We're gonna have to make some space for us." "They got a whole" "Look, they cheating on that side." "Why y'all treating us like we got a hood kitchen over here and they got an expensive kitchen over there?" "He can roll it with his sausage." "Can we get that same little mat that they got?" "They got a little sheet and everything." "Why her side so fancy and mine's so hood?" "What's going on?" "How about, can you pick it up, too?" "So pick it up and you're gonna put it under your knuckles like this, okay?" "Now you're just gonna..." "Oh, yeah, right." "Oh, no." "There you go!" "He did it!" "(cheering and applause)" "So, when you throw it up, I want you to bow." "No, nah, definitely not, definitely not." "I ain't gonna try that." "My outfit look too good for that." "(Joe) So that's the basic toss, okay?" "You're good." "Yeah, yeah." "(cheering) He was practicing." "(Joe) Bella, let's see if you got it." "Let's see you try, ready?" "There you go." "She did a baby toss." "I did a little one." "Thank you, Joe, appreciate it." "Thank you so much." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "(cheering and applause)" "(Martha) So form a 12-inch circle." "Wait a minute, mine's not acting right." "What's going on, man?" "(laughter) 50, how yours come out looking so nice like this?" "I'm mad, y'all cheating over there." "It's perfect over here." "Mine's is perfect." "Mine's over here looking like SpongeBob." "Y'all's is a circle." "(laughter)" "Stick around because when we come back, me and Martha gonna put something in the oven." "Martha and I." "Yes, Martha and I are gonna put something in the oven." "(laughter)" "(music and applause)" "So you recently debuted your manhood." "It was, like, a masturbation scene." "How old were you?" "Oh, I've been rehearsing this since I was 12." "Oh." "(laughing)" "You know who has the easiest job in the whole world?" "Who that?" "The people who write those pornos." "And to prove it, I started writing one myself." "What?" "(laughing)" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We cooking', babe ♪" "Welcome back, well, let's get started making our pizzas." "I don't know what's wrong with yours." "Look at that." "Yeah, I'm" " I'm at the hood pizza spot." "And y'all at that real expensive one." "It's nice to make it, it's nice to make it round and a little thicker in the center." "Wait, thicker in the center?" "Yeah, a little bit, just a little." "Oh, you mean, like, thicker in the center, like..." "Ooh..." "I got that, Martha." "(sexy music playing) (cheering and applause)" "I can't wait to dig into this sweetie pie." "Ooh, I'ma massage you real good." "And get you all warm and soft." "Then I'ma spread you all... all up on this table, baby." "Ooh..." "Than I'm gonna toss you around Chicago-style." "And go real deep." "And then I'm gonna go for that olive oil." "I'm gonna drizzle it all over you." "And get you nice and moist." "You gonna get so hot, my tongue is gonna be on fire." "What, I thought we was" "Okay, that's enough." "(cheering and applause)" "Yeah, yeah, no, I was just talking about some pizza dough, for real talk, though." "No, you were not." "Martha, don't come between me and my dough." "I was afraid you were gonna come between your dough." "(laughter)" "Snoop?" "I need help, man." "What you doing, 5-0?" "How'd you make you a circle like that?" "I've got mines, I'm popping." "Man, I'm mad, my (bleep) won't go into a (bleep) circle, man." "(laughter) (bleep)." "I think it's cute that it's different." "(chuckles) Thank you, baby." "(audience) Aww." "He trying to-- he using the pizza to do stuff." "(laughter)" "So what's coming up next for you?" "Uh, I got a whole bunch going on." "I'm actually filming the fourth season of "Power."" "Oh." "So you recently debuted your manhood in the last episode of "Power."" "I have to ask, was that real?" "Yeah, it was real, but I was sitting down, so you can't really see the full, like, the..." "Manhood?" "Right." "(laughing)" "It was a tough scene, too." "It was, like, a masturbation scene." "And I was feeling uncomfortable 'cause I was, like, how long am I supposed to...?" "(Snoop) Yeah, yeah, exactly." "And how old were you doing this?" "Oh, I've been rehearsing this since I was 12." "Oh." "(laughing)" "Hey, practice makes perfect, you hear me?" "Okay, well, as I mentioned earlier, we're gonna be making a three-cheese spinach pizza." "And we've put some gruyere cheese." "Now a little bit of pecorino cheese." "And then, this is Buffalo mozzarella." "And you break this up into little pieces all over the top of the pecorino and the gruyere." "Ours better look as dink as that." "(Snoop) Don't trip." "Put y'all little meal together." "Your little rich meal." "Mmm." "(laughter)" "See, ours is gonna be under $20." "That thing over there probably about... (laughter)" "Yeah, this is like $100." "Exactly." "Now, we gonna start on our thing over here." "Now, check it out." "My crust gonna be thick around the edge 'cause I like to eat mine from the back." "Oh, from the back." "(laughing) Yeah, you do." "Well, how else could you get to the booty if you don't attack from the back?" "(laughter)" "First thing we wanna do is grab this red sauce, right?" "Mm-hmm." "You wanna put it in the middle." "And then you spread it around, right." "And then, see, what you do next, you take this pepperoni, right?" "You get the cheese." "You go, mozzarella, mozzarella, mozzarella." "(laughter)" "Mozzarella, mozzarella, then you drop" "Do I have to say it every time?" "Every time." "Every time." "Lookin' good, Snoop." "Thank you, baby." "(laughter)" "This is the "Everyman" pizza." "Oh, sausage and pepperoni." "Hey, I'm not playing no games over here, Martha." "Give me some of that yellow cheese." "White cheese, yellow cheese, you know." "We multi-culture around here." "(laughter)" "We're having black truffles." "We could have white truffles, but I chose black." "I know, that's fine." "I appreciate you for doing that." "(laughter)" "I'ma take some of this crushed oregano." "Put a little bit of that in there 'cause, you know, what would it be without herb?" "Normally, I do the herb first and then call the pizza man." "(laughter)" "(cheering and applause)" "Okay, so you wanna learn how to put it in the oven?" "Yeah." "Okay, so you pick up the peel." "Can we go in the oven?" "(Martha) Mine's going in." "So, now, the oven's at 550." ""Five-Fiddy."" ""Five-Fiddy."" "(Snoop) Martha?" "Yeah?" "Have, have you ever prank called a pizza spot?" "Yes." "When?" "In high school." "We sent quite a few pizzas to a friend that we didn't really like." "We timed it so they would come at 9:00, 9:15, 9:30..." "You know what we should do right now?" "Yeah, call a pizza place." "Yeah, you do know that." "Okay, let's do a prank." "Let's do it, okay." "Not now, but right now." "You do it, you do it." "(cheering and applause)" "(line ringing)" "(man) Danny's Pizza, home of the big slice." "How can I help you?" "Yeah, yeah, let me get one pie." "That's a quarter pepperoni, a quarter anchovies, and the rest no cheese, just sauce." "(laughter)" "You got it." "And, uh, put some chicken wings on there, too." "No chicken wings." "You called the wrong spot, man." "Let me-- let me go to the top again." "I said I want..." "Slow down, slow down, hold on." "(laughter)" "And your name is?" "This is for-- my name is Michael Strahan." "Send the bill to "Good Morning America."" "Oh, come on, what are you, some kind of wise guy?" "Don't call here again." "Okay, well, I want you to have a piece of this (bleep) and have a great day." "Ooh!" "(laughter)" "Okay, thank you." "(laughter)" "He sounded like a perfectly reasonable man." "I'm sorry, Martha." "But you don't have to be rude like that." "He made me get rude." "Well, you don't have to get rude." "You have to work it out." "I was trying to, Martha, but the hood in me just took over." "You understand me?" "It bothers me." "I'm sorry." "Will you forgive me?" "(laughter)" "When we come back, it's pizza time for all of us." "(cheering and applause)" "(music and applause)" "Some big balls." "(Martha) Do you want a taste?" "No." "It's like a mushroom." "Do it do what mushrooms do?" "'Cause if it is, I'm a fan of truffles now." "It's definitely that kind of mushroom." "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We cooking', baby... ♪" "Welcome back." "Ain't nothing like Kool-Aid with pizza." "(laughter)" "Before we dig in, I wanna add the truffle topping." "Look." "Oh, damn." "Look at the size of this one." "Some big balls." "Mmm." "(applause)" "Smells good, right?" "What's the difference between a white truffle and a black truffle?" "The white ones are from Alba in Italy." "And they are discovered by pigs, usually." "Mm-hmm." "And the black ones grow now all over the world." "They're-- they're actually cultivating these." "And which ones are the most expensive." "The white ones." "Hey, black truffles matter, too." "(laughter)" "(cheering and applause)" "So I have a surprise for you." "This is very sharp." "Talk to me." "That's your new truffle slicer." "I thought it was something to chop a mice head off with." "Thank you, baby." "(applause) So you can try..." "Just gonna leave me out." "I'll get you one too, 50 Cent." "So what do I do, this way?" "No, you rub the..." "You-- that, this way." "Push the truffle..." "Oh, rub it this way?" "Yeah, that way." "Push it like that?" "Push, yeah." "Like that?" "Yeah, see how good?" "Oh, wow." "And see, all nice, little pieces?" "Mmm..." "I don't know if I wanna put truffle on mine." "Why, why?" "50, you on the rich side." "You gotta put truffles on yours." "Do you want a taste?" "You did moved on up like The Jeffersons." "You gotta enjoy it now." "It's like a mushroom." "Do it do what mushrooms do?" "'Cause if it is, I'm a fan of truffles now." "It's definitely that kind of mushroom." "I want you to eat some of this, though." "You do?" "Yeah, I do." "But before we try, we have to say grace." "Yes." "Touch hands." "Bow your heads." "(organ playing)" "(laughter)" "Oh, Lord." "We thank you so much for this pizza pie." "We made it ourselves, no delivery guy." "So please grab a slice, no need to be shy." "We'll eat, drink, and maybe get high." "(laughter)" "Amen." "Amen." "Amen." "(cheering and applause)" "I'm gonna try mines." "I'm gonna get that corner." "I want you to try some of these truffles." "I don't want to try one." "(laughter)" "Okay, but I'll put 'em on the side." "Martha, remember what I told you?" "You gotta eat it from the back?" "Start from the back." "(laughter)" "Iconoclastic, all the time." "What do you think?" "It's really good, right?" "I think, yeah." "Did you end up putting the truffle on it?" "No." "(Snoop) Never that." "He's not-- he's not adventuresome." "Mmm, you know, this reminds me." "I got a question for y'all." "Why are there so many porn flicks involving pizza delivery guys?" "(laughter)" "You know who has the easiest job in the whole world?" "Who that?" "The people who write those pornos." "(laughter)" "And to prove it, I started writing one myself." "Oh!" "(Snoop) What?" "Why don't you all help me out here." "(laughter)" "I need a name of a celebrity." "Brittany?" "Brittany, okay." "And I need a single article of clothing, Snoop." "Mmm... some drawers." "(laughter)" "Drawers." "And, um, an article of clothing." "Panties." "Panties." "Aren't they the same as drawers?" "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "But mines is boxers." "Panties are very obviously a girl's underwear." "Okay, and then I need a body part, Fiddy?" "Breasts." "Very pornographic here." "If you want a porno." "And we need a body part." "Um, lips." "Lips, mmm..." "And then a household object." "Uh, a lamp?" "And I need an exclamation." "Wow!" "How about a relative or a profession?" "Neurologist." "In the porno?" "(laughter)" "Should I read this?" "Please do." "(sexy music playing)" ""I want my pizza delivered by the very sexy Brittany." ""She's only wearing drawers and no panties." "(laughter)" ""She drops my pizza and presses her hot breasts" ""against my burning lips." ""Then she bends me over my lamp... (laughter)" ""...and screams, 'Wow!" "(laughter)" "You're my neurologist!" "'"" "(laughter)" "(cheering and applause)" "That's not very good porn, I would say." "No, that was good, that was actually porn." "I like that." "That's how they do it." "We'll be right back." "(music, cheering and applause)" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We're now cooking with Martha and Snoop ♪" "♪ We cooking', baby ♪" "Thanks for watching the show." "We had a great time, and it's time now... (doorbell chimes) Who's that?" "I didn't invite nobody." "Ohh..." "Excuse me, Mr. Dogg?" "Yes, sir." "We got your 500 pizzas." "(laughter)" "And that will be $12,000." "Wait, wait..." "Man, didn't call that in." "Who this guy from?" "Huh." "Michael Strahan." "(laughter)" "All right, Mike, it's on, dog." "I'ma get you back." "And I'ma kick a field goal through them two front teeth of yours." "But first, I'd like to thank DJ FredWreck, the lovely Bella Thorne." "(applause)" "My nephew, 50 Cent." "And here with us tonight and perform his song, "Shoulder to Lean On"" "is October London." "(cheering and applause)" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ Sometimes in our life ♪" "♪ We all need someone ♪" "♪ To help with our problems ♪" "♪ And sometimes in our life ♪" "♪ We all need a hand ♪" "♪ When we just can't solve them ♪" "♪ That's why I pick on up my phone and call you ♪" "♪ You're the one ♪" "♪ 'Cause you'll be right there ♪" "♪ That's why I pick on up the phone and call you... ♪♪"