"[doorbell rings] man on tv: when's the last time you saw your girlfriend?" "woman on tv: not since tuesday." "hey, derek." "oh, sorry i'm still in my underwear." "i lost track of time because i was "vacuuming my carpet."" "oh, yeah." "i do that before dates, too." "hey, i was thinking, instead of going out to dinner, maybe we can stay here and play with my train set." "yeah." "ok. great." "well, come on in..." "all right." "and i'm gonna finish getting dressed, and you can hang out here with lazora." "what's up, fucker?" "mm, wait." "it's our first date." "so what?" "so i don't want to go to second or, god forbid, third when i don't even know if i'll see you again." "oh." "was starting to feel a real connection." "i was really picturing myself falling in love with you." "really?" "me, too." "great. mm." "[door opens] nice outfit, you stupid cunt." "thanks. had it since i was 7." "still fits." "come on." "fun is waiting in my bedroom." "ok." "oh, watch out for the vacuum." "this is quiet time junction." "it's pretty safe." "there's a petting zoo." "just a shame because the housing market tanked after the big fire." "uh-huh." "this is lionel." ""well, hello there, mister." mm." "ha ha ha!" "mm...mm... wait. i'm sorry." "i can't do this." "what?" "i can't orgasm." "it's just, i need to be lying in the exact right position, and also i need to make sure you see my body in the daylight beforehand because i don't want to climax in front of you, only to have you" "dump me after you see my butt." "yeah. yeah." "that makes sense." "well, you could just give me a blow job." "ha ha ha!" "yeah. that's stupid." "no." "you're so beautiful." ""think you're pretty hot yourself."" "what's that?" ""i said, i think you're pretty hot yourself."" "you know what?" "i'm gonna get out of here." "i don't know what your deal is, but you got some kind of fucking peter pan complex or something like that i don't totally get." "i'm gonna go jerk off in my car." "so i'll give you a call sometime." "ok. well, i'm around all week, and i don't get my period till thursday, so-- uh, cool." "oh, and my parents' first show is on saturday." "you should totally come." "maybe. um... i'll see you." "bye." "i don't understand what happened." "what's wrong?" "lazora: kate asked derek to lay with her trains, and by trains, she totally just meant trains." "kate, come on." "don't hate me for saying this, but maybe you should get rid of those trains." "no. i can't." "yes, you can." "you can do anything." "all you have to do is go for it." "go for it." "go for it." "¶ go, reach for the stars ¶" "¶ reach for the top ¶" "¶ you really can do it to it ¶" "¶ go, try really hard ¶" "¶ try really good ¶" "¶ you know there's nothing to it ¶" "¶ go for it ¶" "¶ it's as easy as 1, 2, 3, 2, 1 ¶" "¶ go for it ¶" "¶ look out, world ¶" "¶ you and me ¶ you think he's gonna call?" "probably." "dude, i hate these overalls." "they totally give me a camel toe." "but they look really cute on you." "you look really cute." "you look natural in overalls." "they fit me better." "i'm just small." "yeah."