"Everybody's been talking about how great the summer is." "I don't think it's so great..." "In fact, I hate the summer." "It threatens me." "Michelle, why do you feel the summer threatens you?" "For one thing, it's hot." "All my friends are at the beach, and, well, you know I have a body hang-up." "The reason I hate summer is you can't wear a bikini." "Michelle, bikinis aren't for everybody." "I've seen bathing suits that are stylish... and they don't reveal that much of your body." "I have one of those..." "But it leaves a very strange tan line... around my neck and my ankles." "Mr. Peterson, we've heard from everyone else." "How do you feel about the summer?" "I'm terrified of it." " That's stupid." "Sure." "I knew you were gonna say it was stupid." "That's why I didn't mention it." "You think everything I say is stupid." "Yeah, well, that's just stupid." "Wait a minute, Mr. Gianelli." "Mr. Peterson is expressing his feelings." "I don't think we should cut him off like that." "I agree with Dr. Hartley." "I don't think you should call him stupid." "I want to hear what Mr. Peterson has to say." "Go ahead, dear." "My vacation's coming up, and I'm going out of town on a trip... and I'm terrified of it." "That's perfectly understandable." "I mean, that's normal." "You're going away from your home." "You're uprooting yourself." "You're going into a different environment." "But it is a vacation, and you should, uh, you should enjoy it." "Where are you going on your vacation?" "Down the Colorado River in a raft." "That is terrifying, but..." "I mean, there'll be other people along with you." "You'll have an experienced guide." "I'm going alone." " Why?" "Because I've never done anything like that in my life... and I want to prove to myself that I'm a man." "Hey, that's great, Peterson." "I think it's stupid." "We, uh, we only have a few more minutes left... sol thought we might try something new... something we've never done as a group before." "I'm not taking my clothes off." "No, I didn't mean that." "This sounds very simple on the surface... but actually, it's quite difficult." "I want everyone to just..." "be quiet." "Do you have a headache?" "No, no." "I want to find out if it's possible... to express our feelings with total silence." "You see, very often we talk to conceal our true feelings." "I want to find out if we can communicate with one another... without actually saying anything." "All right, let's, uh, let's all be quiet together." "When do we start?" "Begin... now." "Who's gonna stop us when it's over?" "We'll know." "We'll know." "All right." "Let's begin again." "Wow!" "Did you feel that?" "I felt it." "I felt it." "That was really good." "I felt so powerful there." "Dr. Hartley, you are wonderful..." "Just wonderful" " Well, thank you very much." "And I'm very glad for all of you, and I..." "I have wonderful feelings about..." "About what's happened here tonight." "But I'm afraid our..." "Our time is up." "Thanks, Doc." "Terrific idea." " That was really good, huh?" "Will the last one out lock up, please?" "Yeah, sure." "You know, Michelle, when you were being quiet..." " Yeah?" "I looked at your face, and I just felt like I wanted to hug you." "Did you really, Elliot?" " Yeah." "But, Elliot, did you want to hug me for me... or just to fulfill some animal need?" "You know, I was reading this article in Ms. magazine... about how a man takes hold of a woman..." " Michelle?" "I don't want to anymore." "Hi, honey." " Hi, dear." "Honey, did you notice what a great night it is out there tonight?" "Bob, it's been raining all day." "It's miserable out there." "I know, but the rain cleared away the air... and the trees are glistening, and the streets are shining." "Oh." "You must have had a great session in group tonight." "As a matter of fact, we had an incredible night with group tonight." "Oh, that's great." "I've got some chicken warming for you." "Honey, I'm too keyed up for chicken." "Oh." "I guess you're too keyed up for tuna fish then, huh?" "I am, uh..." "I'm too keyed up for... for jell-O." "Oh." "Well, what happened at group?" "Somebody get cured or what?" "Honey, it was something..." "Something special." "The whole group, including myself... was quiet for, like, 30, 40 seconds." "Yeah?" "Then what happened?" "That's it." "Oh." "Well, that is wonderful, honey." "Listen, do you want to go to Lisbon or Tel Aviv?" "Uh, I was hoping to go to bed." "You know what I mean." "Sixty-three days to Europe's most exotic ports." "The trip of a lifetime." "The one you'll never forget." "Oh, yeah." "I almost, uh..." "I almost forgot." "Bob, you know, we could go to Lisbon and Tel Aviv... for just $25 more..." "What do you say?" "Uh, Emily... sit down." "Oh..." "I knew it." "I knew it." "You're having second thoughts about our trip... aren't you?" " Not second thoughts..." "Third and fourth and fifth thoughts." "I've been having a lot of thoughts about our trip." "Bob, last year you gave our vacation a lot of thought... and we wound up spending four days... looking for a parking spot for our camper." "Now, Bob, we have been planning this since November." "We worked our schedules out around it." "We made reservations." "We even put down a deposit." "Now, this is the trip of a lifetime, and if you're gonna... cancel at this late date, you better have the excuse of the century." "I guess "I just don't feel like it" won't work, huh?" "Honey, it's my work, you know?" "I mean, we're making such progress." "I mean, it's really a bad time to leave now... and it's such a long cruise." "You know, 63 days..." "That's almost two months and three days." "I mean, isn't there a shorter cruise to Europe?" "There's one that takes 62 days... but you won't get to meet the Pope." "Bob, are we going, or are we not going?" "Okay, uh..." "I'm not saying we're not going... and I'm not saying we're going." "I mean, the chances are that, uh... that we're gonna go... but, uh... you can never tell." "Is that, uh..." "Is that straight enough for you?" "You know, I have this picture of myself as the boat is leaving." "I have got one foot on the deck... and one foot on the dock." "And you are saying to me, "I am not saying I'm going..." ""and I'm not saying I'm not going." "I'm just saying I'm not saying."" "Now, do you want dinner or don't you?" "I'm, uh, I'm not saying." "Elaine..." "Elaine, I know I'm not there." "That's because I'm still here." "Look, things have been crazy." "I'm leaving now." "I'll be at the restaurant in five minutes." "Bye." "Hi, Carol." " Emily!" "What are you doing here?" "Bob's car is in the shop." "I came to pick him up." "Is he almost through?" "Yeah." "Group's almost finished." "Gee, I bet you're really excited about your trip, huh?" " Excited isn't the word." "Depressed, frustrated, miserable, bugged, teed off." "But I don't want to talk about it." "Oh, Carol." " just leaving, Bob." "Carol, I need a couple boxes of Kleenex." "Hi, honey." "You're early." " Yeah." "There wasn't much traffic." "Guess everybody's home planning their vacations." "Listen." "The group is real peppy tonight." "Why don't you come in and observe?" "Oh, yeah." " Here you go, Bob." "Oh, Carol..." " I'd love to, Bob... but I think I hear my elevator coming." "Ah!" "Boy, somebody must be having a big breakthrough in there, huh?" "No, Mr. Peterson's having a hay fever attack." "Poor man has sneezed 37 times in a row." "Thirty-eight." "Thank you." " And bless you." "You all know my wife Emily." "Would any of you mind if Emily observed the group tonight?" "Oh, no." " No." " Thank you." "Where were we?" "I was saying that I told my husband, "No." "I won't do it." ""I'm a person too." "If you want me to darn your socks... you will have to take them off first."" "That's very good, Mrs. Bakerman." " thank you." "Dr. Hartley, you gave me the strength to tell him." "Since we have a few minutes left... why don't we try to be quiet once again?" "Everyone want to do that?" "Yeah!" " Sure." "I loved it." "Something's bothering you." "I can hear it." "Me?" "Oh, no." "No, no." "Everything's fine." "I was... just thinking." "Oh, no." "You're troubled." "You can't fool me." "I'm an expert." "He's right." "I could feel it way over here." "Yeah." "Passed right through me." "No, really." "There's nothing... bothering me." " Emily, is something bothering you?" "Bob, I have got a problem, and it's driving me crazy." "Isn't that nice?" "I'm sorry, Bob, but I'm really gonna have to talk about it." "That's what we're here for." "We're all equal in this room." "Oh, okay." "Well, last night, my husband and I..." "Uh, Emily..." "I'm not your husband here." "I'm the doctor." "Oh, right." "Well, the doctor and I were in bed last night..." "We were talking about this trip we're planning." "And it's a trip of a lifetime... and he's thinking about canceling it because of his work... and I am enormously frustrated." "Bob, why don't you want to go away?" "If I go on the cruise, where would the group meet?" "How long is this cruise?" " Sixty-three days." "Oh!" "You're gonna see the Pope!" "Sixty-three days?" "That's a long time." "I know it's a long time, but we worked very hard for this vacation... and we deserve it, and we really want it." "Emily, what do you want?" " I want to go." "He doesn't." "Why don't you want to go, Dr. Hartley?" "What would happen to the group?" "We could still meet and talk things out and help each other." "We'll meet at my house." " What's the matter with my house?" "We can take turns and meet at all our houses." "My father won't let me have more than three friends over at a time." "We can have refreshments." "It'll be fun." "Yeah." "Go ahead, Doc." " Yeah, go." "Have a good time." "Let me draw you a map to my house." "You mustn't take the expressway." "It's so much prettier If you drive past Lincoln Park." "Oh, Bob!" "Isn't that great?" "Look." "They don't need you at all." "Oh, and Carol, if there are any emergencies in the office... this'll be my itinerary." " Oh, right, Bob." "And if we run out of soap in the john, I'll cable you in Marrakech." "A little travel humor." "Ha, ha, ha!" " No kidding?" "From a shot." " Oh." "I've never had so many shots." "I thought I was through and bent over to pick up my briefcase, and they gave me the last one." "Hey, Bob." "Got a little something here for your trip." "Oh, thank you, Jerry." "That's a complete set of your dental X-rays... so if anything happens, they'll be able to identify you." "Very thoughtful, Jerry." "Make the trip a lot more fun." " Good." "Listen, Bob, don't worry about your patients... going to see other doctors while you're gone." "I mean, you always lose a couple on vacation." "But 63 days..." "I should have been out of here by now." "I got things to do at home." "I'm never gonna make it." " Let me help." "Are you sure you're not busy tonight?" " No." "I'll just call up my cat and tell her I'll be a little late tonight." "You want me too, Bob?" " Well, sure." "Great." "Well, good-bye, office." "Bob, you're coming back." " Keep telling my patients that." "Hey, Bob, listen." "In Europe, If you have any doubts about the water... just brush your teeth with vodka." "Will that help?" " Who cares?" "We're doing it again, Emily." " What is it, hon?" "Anytime we go anywhere, even to a come-as-you-are party... we over pack." " Bob... you can't pack for 63 days the way you pack for overnight." "We're bringing ten pairs of shoes." "We're taking a boat to Europe." "We're not walking." "Excuse me, everyone." "I just want to say one thing." "I'm here to be used." "I can answer almost any question." "I've been to every country, so just ask me anything, okay?" "Howard, would you please get off my sweater?" "Bob, what are you going to do with this Nehru jacket?" "I have no idea." "Emily?" "You bought it after it went out of style." "I thought it might still be in style in Europe." "I don't think it's still in style in India." "Howard, you could be some help here." "Oh, sure." "I've been to India." "Would you get me a can opener from the kitchen?" "What do you need a can opener for?" "I just want to take one with me." "You'll never use it." "Europe's full of can openers." "It's their leading export." "Honey, I packed your thermal underwear." "You're gonna need it in Sweden." "Emily, I've seen lots of Swedish movies." "Nobody was ever wearing thermal underwear." "Here's your can opener." " Oh, thank you." "And here's something you're really gonna need in Europe." " What?" "Ketchup." "Howard, put it back." "Really?" "Then can I borrow it?" "I'm all out." "Take it, Howard." "Oh, Carol, I can't wait to go shopping in Europe." "Oh, shopping." "That's something else I gotta think about." "I gotta worry about the different exchange rates." "I've already taken care of that." "I made up a list of the different rates of exchange wherever you go." "Thank you, Howard." "That's very thoughtful." "This'll come in handy." "Remember, when you're in Turkey, never tip more than two dirhams." "Even if they pull a knife on you." "Just two dirhams." "Howard, if they pull a knife on me..." "I'm gonna give them everything I got." "Okay, but you'll ruin their whole economy." "Carol, would you get that?" "Oh, sure." "Hello?" "Oh, just a minute." "Bob, Mrs. Bakerman." "Great." "We haven't even left yet, and the crises are starting." "Emily, be prepared to unpack." "Hello, Mrs. Bakerman." "What's the trouble?" "Uh-huh." "Uh-huh." "I guess if it's that important to you, I'll have to do it." "I don't believe it." "He's canceling our trip." "No." "No, I don't mind." "Right." "Good-bye." "Bob, what is it?" "She wants me to put two dollars down on red in Monte Carlo." "Well, there you are." "You know, you have a very nice stateroom here." "I was down on "C" Deck, and the staterooms down there... are not nearly as nice as this one." "You are on the port side." "That way you get to see Europe first." "We've never been on a cruise before." "Well, neither have I." "You mean to tell me we're going to live here for 63 days?" "Yeah." "Isn't it cozy?" "That wasn't exactly the word I had in mind." "I think chinchillas have more room than this." "Where's the bathroom?" "I think it's behind the garment bag." "I'm going to have to shave on my knees." "Bob, all staterooms are small." "That's half the fun." "I guess the other half is in this room." "Bob, what's the matter?" "I don't know." "I'm just, uh..." "I'm kind of down." "It's the first time the group is meeting without me, and..." "Well, I'll get over it." "Uh, I don't suppose we have a king-size bed?" "I don't know." "I haven't found it yet." "We have been all around the ship." "It is so great." "What I wouldn't give to be going with you." "I envy you so much." "Me too." "This is really gonna be some trip." "Boy, fantastic!" "Jerry, why are you looking up there?" "I just saw The Poseidon Adventure." "I was just wondering..." "Emily, I just love your stateroom." "It's just darling." "Thank you." "Carol, could you help me find the bed?" "Listen, listen." "What do you say..." " Oh, sure." "We get this champagne open and drink to a "bum voyage"?" "Be careful opening that in this small space." "The change in pressure could hurt our eardrums." "Hi." "How are ya?" "I was up on the bridge... checking out the radar equipment." " How is it?" "I don't know." "I couldn't find it." "There we go!" "I'll have some of that." "Let's drink a toast here, now, to the best voyage that anybody ever had." "I'll drink to that." "Cheers." " I'll drink to that." "Excuse me, please." " Trunk, trunk, trunk." "Come on in." "Have some champagne." " Oh, danke." "Jerry, don't pour too much champagne." "I may want to brush my teeth later on." "Hi." "Mr. Carlin." " Hi, Mr. Carlin." "What are you doing here?" "I didn't want to let you go without saying good-bye... and bringing you a little something." "Thank you very much." " It's a first-aid kit." "You might not need it, but If you do, you'll probably need it bad." "This is very, very thoughtful." "Is that the old "all ashore that's going ashore"?" "No, no, Carol." "That's just the first "boop." We've got plenty of time." "Oh, good." "Here." " Cheers." " Cheers again." "Mr. Carlin, how come you aren't with the group?" "Here we are!" "We would have been here sooner, but we went to the wrong boat." "Yeah." "We threw our streamers at a Coast Guard cutter." "So this is what a boat is like." "Isn't it nice?" "It's just like home." "Where are the life preservers?" "Boy, I'd sure like to take this thing down the Colorado River." "I wouldn't be scared at all." "Oh, Bob." "Isn't this fun?" "Yeah, it really is." "It's getting a little crowded in here." " Pass those to me." "The first one who makes a Marx Brothers joke gets it." "Oh, Bob." "They're from your mother." "Here's some fruit, everybody." "Help yourselves." "And there's some cheese and everything in there." "Here." "You throw a swell party, Dr. Hartley." "Danke." " just fill it right up there." "Excuse me." "Do I know you?" "You're not part of the group." "I know." "I was walking down the hall... and I was suddenly sucked right in here." "There's the "all ashore that's going ashore" again." "Does that mean us?" "That's only the second call, Carol." "We got plenty of time." "Hi there." " Oh, hi." "Oh, my." "You're a tall one, aren't you?" "Not really." "I'm standing on somebody." "Have a banana?" " thank you." "That's it." "All ashore." "I'll take care of the office." "And don't worry about writing..." "Just a little card from every country." "Good-bye." " Good-bye, Bob." " Bob, listen." "We still want you to have a good time and all that... but we want you to know we'll miss you." "You'll all be fine." " We don't want you to feel bad about leaving us." "We got enough guilt without feeling guilty about giving you guilt." "Isn't that nice, Emily?" "They're going to miss me." "Yeah." "I'm glad." "Hey, everybody." "Either we're moving... or Chicago is." "Must have lost track of my "boops."" "Well, let's see." "Michelle and Mrs. Bakerman can sleep in there." "Jerry and Howard will bunk with me." "I think I'm getting seasick." "Oh, Bob." "I can't believe it." "Sixty-three days with just being alone with you." "Yeah, and 63 nights of looking for the bed." "Have you found it yet?" "I put in a call to Halstein." "Is he feeling any better?" " The captain said he's lying down." "Why don't you find out what he's lying on and order us one?"