"sync:" "Fish baozi" "Doctor Who S04E01" "Adipose Industries." "Health and Safety" "Adipose Industries." "The 21st century way to lose weight." "no pain." "the Holy Grail of the modern age." "And here it is." "You just take one capsule." "for three weeks." "as they say..." "'The fat just walks away." "if I could?" "Science Correspondent for the Observer." "a thousand conmen stealing people's money." "How do we know the fat isn't going straight into your bank account?" "we'd all be thin as rakes." "I can oblige." "'Adipose Industries." "'bound to a large protein molecule." "which then." "Health and Safety." "Film department." "100% effective." "how many people have taken the pills to date?" "We've already got one million customers within the Greater London area alone." "we start rolling out nationwide." "The future starts here." "And Britain will be thin." "I represent Adipose Industries." "I represent Adipose Industries." "I represent Adipose Industries." "I represent Adipose Industries." "That's a three-week course of pills for the special price of ?" "I?" "We deliver within three working days." "a full information pack an Adipose Industries pendant." "and it's yours for free." "we don't give away pens." "Sorry." "no." "I'll need to keep this for testing." "And Ijust need a list of your customers." "Could you print it off?" "I suppose so." "Where's the printer?" "by the plant." "that plant?" "that's the one." "Lovely." "That's the printer there?" "yeah." " Really?" "the printer needed a code." "I can do it from here." "Has it got paper?" "jimbo keeps it stocked." "everyone." "If I could have your attention." "you're each selling 40 Adipose packs per day." "It's not enough." "per day." "you'll be replaced." "it's me." "Now." "Back to it." "thanks." "I'll get out of your way." "Lovely." "then." "then." "what's that?" "My telephone number." " What for?" " Health and Safety." "You be health.I'll be safety." "subsection C." "Sorry." "Me again!" "Stacy Campbell?" "Who wants to know?" "and you're on the list of our valued customers." "Mr Roger Davey!" "just need to ask you a few questions." "It's been fantastic." "I started the pills on Thursday." "I've lost 11 pounds." "And no side effects or anything?" "I feel fantastic." "It's a new lease of life." "do they work?" "lovely." "I've lost 14 kilos." "The same amount every day?" "One kilo exactly." "and it's disappeared overnight." "it's gone by ten past one in the morning." "What makes you say that?" "That's when I get woken up." "Might as well weigh myself at the same time!" "Are you going on a date?" "I'm dumping him!" "I can do better than him now." "I won't be long." "give me a shout." "It is driving me mad." "the burglar alarm goes off." "I've even phoned Watchdog." "But no!" "off it goes." " But with no burglars?" " Nothing!" "I've given up looking." "Roger." "Have you got a cat flap?" "It was here when I bought the house." "I've never bothered with it." "I'm not a cat person." "I've met cat people." "You're nothing like them." "Is that what it is?" "Cats getting inside the house?" "they let things out as well." "Like what?" "The fat just walks away." "Won't be long!" "That's all right." "We have unscheduled parthenogenesis." "thanks for your help." "maybe you could lay off the pills for a week or so." "sorry!" "Send out the Collection Squad." "Bring them home." "You all right up there?" "Yeah." "The Adipose has been witnessed." "'Activating full parthenogenesisl" "What are you?" "What are you?" "I like what y0u've done with the hall." "Stacy?" "Are you all right?" "I wouldn't mind a little visit myself." "Everything all right in there?" "It's only me." "Do you mind if I pop to the loo?" "Stacy?" "Help me!" "help me!" "What is it?" "What's wrong?" "Stacy!" "Stacy Campbell?" " She's gone." " Gone where?" "She'sjust gone." "great Thanks for nothing." "It seems we have a case of industrial espionage." "One touch and the capsule bio-tunes itself to its owner raw capsule." "one of these people is a thief." "There!" "yes.There she is." "Now..." "What shall we do with her?" "And what time's this?" "How old am I?" "Not old enough to use a phone." "I thought you were only moving back for a couple of weeks." "Look at you!" "not while you're on the dole." "y0u've got to do something." "It's not like the 1980s." "except you." "How long did that job with Health and Safety last?" "and then you walk out." "'I have other plans." "I've not seen them." "no-one's gonna come along with a magic wand and make your life all better." "Where's Grandad?" "Where d'you think he is?" "Up the hill!" "He's always up the hill!" "Here comes trouble." "sir." "Permission granted." "Was she nagging you?" "Big time." "Brought you a Thermos." "ta." "You seen anything?" "with an apparent magnitude of minus 3.5 that's what it says in my little book." "come and see. come on" "Here you go" "Right?" "That's the only planet in the solar system named after a woman." "Good for her." "How far away is that?" "It's about 26 million miles." "But we'll get there one day." "we'll be striding out amongst the stars just you wait." "don't you?" "They're all over the place these days." "If I wait here long enough..." "Don't suppose you've seen a little blue box?" "Is that slang for something?" "I mean it." "Gramps." "you just shout." "I don't understand half the things you say these days." "fair dos." "You've had a funny old time of it lately." "bless him." "That barmy old Christmas." "I wish you'd tell us what really happened." "I know." "It's just..." "The things I've seen." "Sometimes I think I'm going mad." "I was in a..." "Doesn't matter." "I'll give you that." "sweetheart." "I'm not drifting." "I'm waiting." " What for?" " The right man." "Same old story." "A man!" "I don't mean like that." "But he's real." "I've seen him.I've met him." "just once." "And then I let him fly away." "there you are.Go and find him." "I've tried." "He's nowhere." "Not like you to give up." "'No holiday this year." "and you got on a bus to Strathclyde!" "We had the police out and everything!" "then?" "Where's that girl?" "You're right." "somewhere." "Gramps." "Even if I have to wait 100 years..." "I'll find him." "fascinating." "specifically for..." "It's my turn for the car." "What do you need it for?" "A quick get away." "Morning!" "Keep an eye out.She'll come back." "And then she's mine." "See you?" "I need the car." "Where are you?" "I can't." "I'm busy." "Why are you whispering?" "I am in church." "What are you doing in church?" "Praying madam." "What is she ?" "for you!" "Go up the hill." "But I need the car." "I'm going out with Suzette." "She's asked all the Wednesday girls." "so why don't you make this nice and easy and show yourself?" "I'm waiting." "I'm not a patient woman." "out you come." "we'll do it the hard way." "Get her!" "There you are." "and all of your results have been faked." "There's something about those pills you're not telling us." "Penny." "You've got no right to do this." "Let me go!" "This is ridiculous." "Sit there." "I'm phoning my editor." "I said sit." "'You can't tie me up!" "' What sort of a country do you think this is?" "it's a beautifully fat country." "I've travelled a long way to find obesity on this scale." "Miss Foster." "what are they?" "since you'll never see it printed." "This is the spark of life." "And what's that supposed to mean?" "the capsule attracts all the fat cells and flushes them away." "it certainly attracts them." "That part's true." "But it binds the fat together and galvanises it to form a body." "what do you mean 'a body'?" "I am surprised you never asked about my name." "I chose it well." "as in foster mother." "And these... are my children." "You're kidding me." "What the hell is that?" "Adipose." "It's called an Adipose." "Made out of living fat." "Are we interrupting you?" "Get her!" "And him!" "What about me?" "I don't believe it!" "You've even got the same suit." "Don't you ever change?" "not right now." "just like old times!" "'How do you find the Doctor?" "and he'll turn up." "sea monsters..." "I found them all." "'He's connected." "I believe it all now." "You opened my eyes." "I believe them all." "Apart from that replica of the Titanic flying over Buckingham Palace." "That's a hoax." "the bees are disappearing?" "That's what it says on the internet." "so I thought I'd look." "In you get!" "in that thing?" "But they'll just call us back up again." "I've locked the controls with a sonic cage." "Only I can control it." "Not unless she's got a sonic device." "Which is very unlikely." "Out of my way." "I don't think so." "Come on." "We can get in through the window." "Deadlock the building." "Can't get it open!" "then!" "She's cutting the cable!" "Donna!" "Doctor!" "Hold on!" "I am!" "Doctor!" "And now for the other one." "I'm going to fall!" "What the hell is going on?" "This is all your fault." "I should've stayed at home!" "I won't be a minute!" "that one." "Time we found out who he is." "Is anyone gonna tell me what's going on?" "You ajournalist?" "Yes." "make it up." "Get off!" "I've got you." "I've got you." "Stop kicking!" "I was right." "innit?" "yes!" "And off we go!" "Sorry!" "get out." "then." "At last." "Hello." "Nice to meet you." "I'm the Doctor." "And I'm Donna." "Partners in crime." "judging by your sonic technology." "yes!" "I've still got your sonic pen." "Nice!" "I like it." "it's kind of sleek." "it's definitely sleek." "that would be?" "of the Five-Straighten Classabindi Nursery Fleet." "Intergalactic Class." "A wet nurse." "Using humans as surrogates." "I've been employed by the Adiposian first family to foster a new generation after their breeding planet was lost." "How do you lose a planet?" "the politics are none of my concern." "I'm just here to take care of the children on behalf ofthe parents." "like an outer space Supernanny?" "if you like." "So." "yeah?" "there was nothing left of her." "the Adipose can convert bone and hair and internal organs." "poor things." "What about poor Stacy?" "Seeding a level five planet is against galactic law." "Are you threatening me?" "Matron." "This is your one chance." "then I'll have to stop you." "I hardly think you can stop bullets." "hold on." "One more thing - before dying." "Do you know what happens if you hold two identical sonic devices against each other?" "No." "Nor me." "Let's find out." "Come on!" "I'm advancing the birth plan." "We're going into premature labour." "Cellular bossification." "Tie her up." "you're kidding me." "That's one solution." "Hide in a cupboard." "I like it!" "I've been hacking into this all day triple-deadlocked." "I can get into it." "What does that thing do?" "It's the inducer." "We had planned to seed millions." "But if that man's an alien and he's alerted the Shadow Proclamation then the first one million humans will have to do." "and the woman." "just kill them." "She's wired up the whole building." "And we need a bit of privacy." "just enough to stun them." "But why's she wired up a tower block?" "What's it all for?" "'Inducer online." "' You look older." "Thanks." "Still on your own?" "Yep." "no." "she was called" "Martha jones." "She was brilliant." "And I destroyed half her life." "she's good." "She's gone." "What about Rose?" "Still lost." "I thought you were gonna travel the world." "Easier said than done." "I had that one day with you and I was gonna change." "I was gonna do so much." "same old life." "It's like you were never there." "I did try." "I went to Egypt." "I was gonna go barefoot and everything." "Then it's all bus trips and guidebooks and don't drink the water you're back at home." "It's nothing like being with you." "turning down that offer." "What offer?" "To come with you." "You're coming with me?" "please!" "Right." "'Inducer activated." "' What's it doing now?" "She started the program." "'Inducer transmitting." "Miss Carter." "Happy birthday." "One million birthdays." "that Adipose treatment is fabulous." "just look at my chin." "I'm down two sizes." "It's like a miracle." "All that from just one little pill." "And I've been eating like normal." "love?" "I'm just." "like it's." "What's happened?" "I'm not sure." "it just seems to be..." "Better pop to the loo." "Suzette!" " What?" "What is it?" "Get it off me!" "children." "Come to me." "don't touch them." "So far they're just losing weight but the Matron's gone up to emergency parthenogenesis." "And that's when they convert?" "everything." "A million people are gonna die!" "Gotta cancel the signal." "This contains the primary signal." "the fat goes back to being just fat." "A nice try." "Double strength." "'Inducer increasing." "I need." "Haven't got time." "I can't override it." "They're all gonna die!" "Is there anything I can do?" "this is way beyond you." "Gotta double the base pulse... what do you need?" "but I've only got the one." "I can't save them!" "It's stopped." "They've gone." "What's happened?" "I think the Doctor happened." "000 Adipose." "And the Nursery is coming." "What the hell was that?" "It s my lift home." "You can't just leave me here!" "It just stopped." "What on earth is it now?" "my god." "Fine." "you don't mean a creche in Notting Hill?" "Nursery ship." "'Incoming signal." "Hadn't we better go and stop them?" "Instructions from the Adiposian first family." "Children!" "be hold." "I am taking you home." "your new mummies and daddies are waiting." "And you will fly!" "babies." "Up you go!" "fly away home!" "She's wired up the tower block to convert it into a levitation post." "We're not the ones in trouble now." "She is!" "Take me." "The children need me!" "then?" "Blow them up?" "They're just children." "They can't help where they came from." "That makes a change from last time." "That Martha must've done you good." "she did." "she did." "She fancied me." "that one." "Blind Martha." "Charity Martha." "I'm waving at fat." "it sort of works." "There she is!" "listen to me!" "Doctor." "it'll be too soon." "Why does no-one ever listen?" "I'm trying to help!" "just get across to the roof." "Can you shift the levitation beam?" "so that you can arrest me?" "breeding on earth." "So what's the one thing they want to get rid of?" "Their accomplice!" "I'm far more than that." "I'm nanny to all these children." "they don't need the nanny anymore." "you two!" "You're just mad." "Do you hear me?" "Mad!" "And I'm gonna report you for... madness!" "some people just can't take it." "NOPe` And some people can." "then..." "Tardis!" "Come on!" "That's my car!" "That is like destiny." "And I've been ready for this." "just in case." "no weather " "I've gotta be prepared." "You've got a hatbox." "I'm ready!" "Do I need injections?" "is there any of that?" "and..." "You're not saying much." "it's just." "in the Tardis." "You don't want me." "I'm not saying that." "But you asked me." "Would you rather be on your own?" "No." "no." "But... like I said... it got complicated." "And that was all my fault." "I just want a mate." "You just want T0 MATE?" "I just want A mate!" "sunshine!" "I want a mate!" "because I'm not having any of that nonsense." "alien nothing." "then." "OK." "I can come?" "Yeah." "yeah." "I'd love it." "that's just..." "Car keys!" "What?" "I've still got my mum's car keys!" "I won't be a minute." "little fat people." "I've got to go." "I'm going to stay with Veena for a bit." "'It was in the sky." "spaceship." "But I've still got the car keys." "I'm going to leave them in there." "'What?" "A bin?" "I said 'bin'." "'You can't do that." "the car'sjust down the road a bit." "really got to go." "Bye." "you can't... tall blond woman called Sylvia tell her that bin there." "It'll make sense." "That bin there." "then!" "the Tardis." "Bigger on the inside than it is on the outside." "I know all that bit." "you could turn the heating up." "whole wide universe where do you want to go?" "I know exactly the place." "Which is?" "Two and a half miles that way." "Donna!" "It's the flying blue box!" "What?" "That's Donna." "That's Donna." "And that's him!" "That's him!" "girl!" "get up there!" "Hey..." "Ancient Rome." "This is fantastic." "the blue box." "I see the most terrible things." "The prophecies of women are limited and dull." "Only the menfolk have the capacity for true perception." "I tell you where the wind's blowing now." "you bring bad luck." "We are building the future as dictated by the gods." "I demand you tell me who you are." "Doctor!" "The sky is falling." "We're in Pompeii!" "And it's volcano day."