"PRINCIPALVAGINAHERE" "DON'T LET THE NAME FOOL YOU." "I'M VERY MUCH IN CHARGE" "REMINDING YOU THAT TONIGHT IS" "OUR ANNUAL FLU SEASON DANCE." "I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I" "HAVE TO SAY THIS, BUT IF YOU" "HAVE THE FLU, STAY HOME." "HEY." "THEFLUSEASONDANCEISABOUT" "AWARENESS, NOT CELEBRATION." "Morty:[ SIGHS]" "YOUDON'TBRINGDEADBABIES" "TO PASSOVER." "Morty:" "OKAY." "HEREWEGO." "H-HEY, JESSICA." "UH..." "WHAT'SUP,MORTY?" "[ SNEEZES ]" "WHATAREYOUDOING?" "Morty:" "UM..." "WAIT,WAIT." "WERE YOU ABOUT TO TALK..." "TO HER?" "Morty:" "WELL..." "IMEAN,IWAS" "THINKING ABOUT IT." "DUDE,STAYIN YOURLEAGUE." "LOOK AT HOW HOT SHE IS." "YOU DON'T SEE ME GOING TO A" "BIGGER SCHOOL IN A WEALTHIER" "DISTRICT AND HITTING ON THEIR" "PRETTIEST GIRL." "GEE,THANKS,BRAD." "ITHROWBALLSFAR ." "YOU WANT GOOD WORDS?" "DATE A LANGUAGER." "Jerry:" "TRYNOTTOWORRYABOUT" "IT, MORTY." "YOU'RE A GOOD KID, AND THERE'S" "NOT A PREMIUM ON THAT RIGHT NOW," "BUT YOU'LL BE GETTING GIRLS" "SOMETIME AFTER BRAD'S OUT OF" "SHAPE." "Morty:[ Sighing]YOU 'RE" "MISSING THE POINT, DAD." "I DON'T WANT GIRLS." "I WANT JESSICA." "Jerry:" "AH,WELL,IREMEMBER" "FEELING THAT WAY ABOUT A YOUNG" "LADY NAMED "YOUR MOM," AND" "THAT'S NOT AN URBAN DISS." "YOUR MOM WAS MY JESSICA." "I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW" "HER." "I THOUGHT" "Rick:" ISHOULDGETHER" "PREGNANT, AND THEN SHE'LL HAVE" "TO MARRY ME."" "Jerry:" "I BEGYOURPARDON," "RICK INAPPROPRIATE." "Rick:" "SORRY,PLEASEPROCEED" "WITH YOUR STORY ABOUT BANGING MY" "DAUGHTER IN HIGH SCHOOL." "I'M NOT SURE YOU WANT TO TAKE" "ROMANTIC ADVICE FROM THIS GUY," "MORTY." "HIS MARRIAGE IS HANGING FROM A" "THREAD." "Jerry:" "MYMARRIAGEISFINE ," "THANK YOU." "Rick:" "JERRY,IT 'SYOUR" "HOUSE WHATEVER YOU SAY IT IS" "IS HOW IT IS BUT I THINK A" "BLIND MAN COULD SEE THAT BETH IS" "LOOKING FOR THE DOOR." "I BARELY HAVE A REASON TO CARE," "AND EVEN INOTICED." "Morty:" "COMEON ,RICK!" "DON'T TALK ABOUT MY PARENTS LIKE" "THAT." "Rick:" "LISTEN,MORTY,IHATE" "TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT WHAT" "PEOPLE CALL "LOVE" IS JUST A" "CHEMICAL REACTION THAT COMPELS" "ANIMALS TO BREED." "IT HITS HARD, MORTY, THEN IT" "SLOWLY FADES, LEAVING YOU" "STRANDED IN A FAILING MARRIAGE." "I DID IT." "YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DO IT." "BREAK THE CYCLE, MORTY." "RISE ABOVE." "FOCUS ON SCIENCE." "[ SLURPS ]" "Morty:" "ALLRIGHT,WELL,I'M" "GONNA GO GET DRESSED FOR THE" "DANCE." "Jerry:" "YEAH,I'MJUSTGOING" "TO..." "CHECK ON YOUR MOM." "Rick:" "MORTY,HANDMETHAT" "SCREWDRIVER, HUH?" "I'M ALMOST FINISHED MAKING MY" "IONIC DEFIBULIZER, MORTY." "IT'S GONNA BE GREAT." "Morty:" "HEY,LISTEN,RICK." "Y-Y-YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID THAT," "YOU KNOW, LOVE IS A CHEMICAL AND" "ALL THAT STUFF FROM EARLIER?" "WELL, I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW," "W-W COULD YOU MAKE SOME SORT" "OF CHEMICAL THING HAPPEN INSIDE" "OF JESSICA'S MIND, YOU KNOW, SO" "WHERE SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH ME" "AND ALL THAT SORT OF THING?" "YOU KNOW, LIKE, MAYBE MAKE SOME" "SORT OF LOVE POTION OR" "SOMETHING?" "Rick:" "MORTY,THAT'SSUCHA" "POOR USE OF MY TIME." "IT'S BENEATH ME." "HAND ME THE SCREWDRIVER." "Morty:" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "NO, RICK!" "I'M NOT GONNA HAND YOU THE" "SCREWDRIVER." "I-I'M NOT GONNA HAND YOU" "ANYTHING EVER AGAIN, RICK!" "I'M ALWAYS HELPING YOU WITH THIS" "AND THAT AND THE OTHER THING." "W-W-W-W-W-WHAT ABOUT ME, RICK?" "W-W-W-W-WHY CAN'T YOU JUST HELP" "ME OUT ONCE ONCE FOR ONCE?" "Rick:[ GROANS]" "YOU'RE GROWING UP FAST, MORTY." "YOU'RE GROWING INTO A REAL BIG" "THORN STRAIGHT UP INTO MY ASS." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "LISTEN, THIS IS CALLED OXYTOCIN." "I EXTRACTED IT FROM A VOLE." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT A VOLE IS," "MORTY?" "YOU KNOW WHAT A VOLE IS?" "IT'S A IT'S A RODENT THAT" "MATES FOR LIFE, MORTY." "THIS IS THE CHEMICAL RELEASED IN" "A MAMMAL'S BRAIN, YOU KNOW, THAT" "MAKES IT FALL IN LOVE." "ALL RIGHT, MORTY, I JUST GOT TO" "[BURPS] COMBINE IT WITH SOME OF" "YOUR DNA." "Morty:" "OH,WELL,OKAY." "[ ZIPPER OPENS ]" "Rick:" "A HAIR,MORTY." "I NEED ONE OF YOUR HAIRS." "THIS ISN'T "GAME OF THRONES."" "Morty:" "OW!" "Rick:" "ALLRIGHT,MORTY." "WHOEVER YOU SMEAR THIS STUFF ON" "WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND" "ONLY YOU, FOREVER." "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, MORTY?" "Morty:" "HECK,YEAH!" "THANK YOU, GRANDPA RICK." "HEY, THERE'S NO..." "DANGERS OR" "ANYTHING, OR SIDE EFFECTS," "RIGHT?" "Rick:" "W-W-W-WHATAM I, A" "HACK?" "GO NUTS, MORTY." "IT'S FOOLPROOF." "EH, UNLESS SHE HAS THE FLU." "Jerry:" "BETH,DO Y-YOUSTILL" "LOVE ME?" "Beth:" "UGH,WHATKINDOF" "QUESTION IS THAT?" "Jerry:" "THE"YESORNO"KIND?" "[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]" "Beth:" "JERRY,DO YOUWANT" "HOMELESS PEOPLE TO HAVE HOMES?" "Jerry:" "YES." "Beth:" "AREYOUGONNABUILD" "THEM?" "Jerry:" "NO." "Beth:" "THENWHATGOODWASTHE" ""YES"?" "Jerry:" "WAIT,I-ISLOVINGME" "THE HOUSE OR THE HOMELESS" "PEOPLE?" "Beth:" "LOVINGYOUISWORK ," "JERRY HARD WORK, LIKE" "BUILDING A HOMELESS SHELTER" "NOBODY WANTS TO SAY NO TO DOING" "IT, BUT SOME PEOPLE PUT THE WORK" "IN." "SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "DO YOU SEE ME WORKING HERE?" "DOES THIS CONVERSATION SEEM" "TEDIOUS TO ME?" "Jerry:" "SORTOF ." "Beth:" "THENIOBVIOUSLYSORT" "OFLOVE YOU, DON'T I?" "[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]" "SO STOP ASKING, AND MAYBE I'LL" "LOVE YOU MORE." "CRAP, THEY NEED ME AT THE HORSE" "HOSPITAL." "Jerry:" "PUH!" "THISLATE?" "Beth:" "THERACETRACKHAD A" "STARLIGHT DERBY." "THERE WAS A SEVEN-HORSE" "COLLISION, AND DAVIN'S THERE" "ALONE." "Jerry:[ Thinking]DAVIN." "DAVIN." "DAVIN!" "DAVIN." "DAVIN!" "DAVIN!" "DAVIN!" "DAVIN!" "[Rapping]♪  ♪ FLU, YO ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ YOU GOT TO BE AWARE ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ AWARE OF ALL THE FLU ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ UP IN THE AIR ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ I'M-A GET ME A SHOT ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ AND MAKE THE FLU GO AWAY ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ JUST RAPPING AWAY ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ YO, YO, FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ IT'S A FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪" "Morty:" "HEY,THERE,JESSICA." "WHOA!" "OH, WHOOPSIE!" "OH,MYGOD." "MORTY." "YOU LOOK REALLY NICE TONIGHT." "Morty:" "WOW,THANKS." "ILOVEYOU,MORTY!" "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT BURNS!" "Morty:" "OH,MAN!" "I-I LOVE YOU TOO, JESSICA!" "[SPITS]" "IS THIS PUNK BOTHERING YOU," "JESSICA?" "LEAVEHIMALONE,JERK!" "I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM!" "HE IS MORE MAN THAN YOU WILL" "EVER BE!" "[ SNEEZES ]" "[Rapping]♪  ♪ THIS IS ABOUT" "FLU AWARENESS ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ GOT TO BE AWARE OF THE FLU IN" "THE AIR-NESS ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ YO, I'M A FLU-HATING RAPPER ♪ ♪" "OH,MAN,MORTY." "[ SIGHS ]" "I'M REALLY SORRY." "Morty:" "OH,WELL,N-NO" "PROBLEM, BRAD." "THERE'SSOMETHINGSPECIAL" "ABOUT YOU, MORTY SO SPECIAL." "MMM, YEAH." "Morty:" "WHOA,TAKEITEASY !" "GETYOURHANDSOFF OFHIM!" "BACKOFF!" "I'M TRYING TO BE WITH MY MAN!" "THAT'SENOUGH,BRADLEY!" "WE DON'T WANT YOU INJURING YOUR" "BALL-THROWING ARM." "OH,COMEON ," "PRINCIPAL VAGINA." "I JUST..." "NEVERLEAVEME ,MORTY." "NEVER!" "Morty:" "UH,SURE." "I MEAN, O-OF COURSE NOT." "W-WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WAS ALL" "ABOUT?" "WHOCARES?" "JUSTHOLDME." "LETMEGO !" "ILOVEYOU, MORTY!" "[ SNEEZES ]" "LET GO OF ME!" "[ SNEEZES ]" "MORTY!" "Jerry:" "SHE'SGONNABEALONE" "WITH THAT GUY ALL NIGHT." "Summer:" "YEAH,DAD,DIGGING" "AROUND THE INSIDES OF HORSES." "IT'S NOT A VERY ROMANTIC" "SETTING." "Rick:" "WELL,SUMMER,THERE'S" "ALWAYS THE POSSIBILITY THAT SHE" "MADE THE WHOLE WORK THING UP." "MAYBE DAVIN'S DIGGING AROUND IN" "HERINSIDES." "Summer:" "GRANDPA,SO GROSS!" "YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY MOM." "Rick:" "WELL,SHE'SMY" "DAUGHTER, SUMMER." "I OUTRANK YOU." "OR FAMILY MEANS NOTHING, IN" "WHICH CASE DON'T PLAY THAT CARD." "Jerry:" "SHE'SNOTRESPONDING" "TO MY TEXTS!" "Summer:" "CAREFUL,DAD." "JEALOUSY TURNS WOMEN OFF." "Jerry:" "WELL,ISN'TTHAT" "CONVENIENT?" "Rick:" "NOTFORTHE MEN THEY" "CHEAT ON, NO." "Jerry:" "OKAY,I'M..." "GOINGTO" "GO OUT..." "FOR SOME ICE CREAM." "AND MAYBE STOP BY THE" "HOSPITAL..." "TO SUPPORT MY WIFE..." "WITH MY CONFIDENCE." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "Summer:" "GOD,GRANDPA,YOU 'RE" "SUCH A DICK." "Rick:" "I 'MSORRY,SUMMER." "YOUR OPINION MEANS VERY LITTLE" "TO ME." "HOW COME YOU'RE NOT AT THIS" "STUPID DANCE EVERYONE LOVES SO" "MUCH?" "Summer:" "SCREWTHAT." "I DON'T WANT TO GET SICK." "IT'S FLU SEASON." "Rick:" "ITIS ?" "Summer:" "YEAH." "Rick:" "UH-OH." "[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]" "Morty:" "PLEASEJUSTLET THIS" "WORK OUT." "[MOANS]" "DO IT, MORTY." "DO IT." "RIP MY CLOTHES OFF AND MATE WITH" "ME FOR LIFE!" "[ GROWLS ]" "Morty:" "UM..." "CAN WE MAYBE GO SOMEWHERE MORE" "PRIVATE?" "JESSICA,GETAHOLDOF" "YOURSELF!" "[ GRUNTS ]" "YOU DON'T DESERVE TO CARRY" "MORTY'S GENES." "[Rapping]♪  ♪ I LOVE MORTY ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ AND I HOPE MORTY LOVES ME ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ I'D LIKE TO WRAP MY ARMS" "AROUND HIM ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ AND FEEL HIM INSIDE ME ♪ ♪" "Morty:" "OH,CRAP." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "MORTY!" "Rick:" "MORTY,COMEON!" "WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS" "BECAUSE IT USUALLY NEVER" "HAPPENS, BUT I MADE A MISTAKE." "[ BOTH PANTING ]" "COME ON, MORTY." "WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE." "COME ON." "MORTY!" "Morty:[ WAILS]" "AREYOUOKAY?" "Morty:" "I 'MFINE!" "OH,GOOD." "IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO" "YOU, I WOULD KILL MYSELF." "I LOVE YOU BAD, MO-MO!" "[ ALL PANTING ]" "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "MORTY,THEPRINCIPALAND I" "HAVE DISCUSSED IT, A-A-AND WE'RE" "BOTH INSECURE ENOUGH TO AGREE TO" "A THREE-WAY!" "Rick:" "I DIDN'TREALIZEWHENI" "GAVE YOU THAT SERUM THAT JESSICA" "HAD THE FLU YOU KNOW," "T-T-T-T-T-T-T-THAT MIGHT HAVE" "BEEN VALUABLE INFORMATION FOR" "ME, MORTY." "Morty:" "WHATTHEHELLISGOING" "ON, RICK?" "Rick:" "WHATDOESITLOOK LIKE ?" "T-T-T-THE SERUM IS PIGGYBACKING" "ON THE VIRUS." "IT'S GONE AIRBORNE, MORTY." "Morty:" "OH,CRAP." "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, RICK?" "Rick:" "IT'SGONNABEFINE ," "MORTY, RELAX." "I WHIPPED UP AND ANTIDOTE." "IT'S BASED ON PRAYING-MANTIS" "DNA." "YOU KNOW, PRAYING MANTISES ARE" "THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF VOLES," "MORTY." "I MEAN, THEY THEY MATE ONCE," "AND THEN THEY, YOU KNOW," "DECAPITATE THE PARTNER." "I MEAN, IT'S A WHOLE RITUAL." "IT'S REALLY GRUESOME AND TOTALLY" "OPPOSITE." "THERE'S NO LOVE AT ALL." "I-I-I BASICALLY MIXED THIS WITH" "A MORE CONTAGIOUS FLU VIRUS." "IT SHOULD NEUTRALIZE THE WHOLE" "THING, MORTY." "IT'LL ALL BE OVER VERY SHORTLY." "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]" "UH, BY THE WAY, MORTY, I KNOW" "YOU DIDN'T ASK OR ANYTHING, BUT" "I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING SEX" "WITH YOU." "THESE SERUMS, THEY DON'T WORK ON" "ANYBODY RELATED TO YOU" "GENETICALLY." "MORTY!" "[ ALL GROANING ]" "Rick:" "OKAY,WELL,SOMETIMES," "SCIENCE IS MORE ART THAN" "SCIENCE, MORTY." "A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T GET THAT." "Jerry:[ GASPS]" "[ TIRES SCREECH ]" "COME ON." "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "HELLO!" "MORTY!" "YOU'RENOTMORTY!" "BRING US MORTY!" "[ GUN COCKS ]" "Jerry:" "NOBODY'SKILLINGME" "UNTIL AFTER I CATCH MY WIFE WITH" "ANOTHER MAN." "IHADSEXWITHBILLY." "BUTYOUWEREALREADY" "PREGNANT!" "YEAH,SOWHAT'STHE WORST" "THAT COULD HAPPEN?" "WEINTERRUPT"PREGNANTBABY"" "WITH BREAKING NEWS." "Summer:[ GROANS]COMEON." "THISJUSTIN MORTYSMITH'S" "WHEREABOUTS ARE STILL UNKNOWN." "Summer:" "WHATTHEHELL?" "THEONLYTHINGTHATISKNOWN" "IS..." "HOW CUTE HE IS." "ILOVEHIMSOMUCH ,IWANTTO" "MAKE LOVE TO HIM AND THEN EAT" "HIS HEAD." "ILOVEHIMMORETHAN YOUDO," "HAROLD!" "YOUWISH,YOUSTUPIDBITCH!" "MORTY'SMINE!" "MORTY'SMINE!" "MEANTTOBE TOGETHER!" "[SPEAKINGARABIC]" "MORTY!" "[ SPEAKING ARABIC]" "[ BANGING ON DOOR ]" "WHEREISMORTY?" "Summer:[ SCREAMS]" "[ CONVERSING IN NATIVE" "LANGUAGE]" "Morty:" "OH,MY GOD,RICK." "THE WHOLE WORLD IS INFECTED!" "Rick:" "YEAH,IT 'SPRETTYWILD" "HOW FAST THAT SPREAD." "I'VE REALLY OUTDONE MYSELF." "Morty:" "OUTDONEYOURSELF?" "!" "W-W A-ARE ARE YOU KIDDING" "ME, RICK?" "THIS IS NOT OKAY!" "NOT ONLY DO THEY ALL WANT TO" "HAVE SEX WITH ME, BUT, YOU KNOW," "NOW THEY WANT TO EAT ME" "AFTERWARDS!" "Rick:" "YEAH,IDON 'TKNOWWHAT" "I WAS THINKING." "MANTISES ARE THEY OPPOSITE OF" "VOLES?" "I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, DNA's A" "LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN" "THAT." "YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH, MORTY?" "THIS RIGHT HERE'S GONNA DO THE" "TRICK, BABY." "IT'S KOALA MIXED WITH" "RATTLESNAKE, CHIMPANZEE, CACTUS," "SHARK, GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AND" "JUST A SMIDGE OF DINOSAUR." "SHOULD ADD UP TO NORMAL" "HUMANITY." "Morty:" "I DON'TTHAT" "DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, RICK." "HOW DOES THAT ADD UP TO NORMAL" "HUMANITY?" "Morty:" "WHAT,MORTY,YOU WANT" "ME TO SHOW YOU MY MATH?" "I'M SORRY A-ARE YOU THE" "SCIENTIST OR ARE YOU THE KID" "THAT WANTED TO GET LAID?" "[EXHALESDEEPLY]" "WELL, I'M GLAD WE SAVED ALL" "THOSE HORSES, BUT I'M ALMOST" "SORRY WE'RE FINISHED." "Beth:" "YES,IT 'SSATISFYING" "WORK." "UNH-UNH-UNH,IT'S,UH" "IT'S MORE THAN THE WORK." "I LOVE BEING IN THAT STERILIZED" "ROOM, SEALED OFF FROM THE WORLD." "IT'S THE ONLY TIME I CAN REALLY" "THINK..." "AND FEEL." "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]" "Beth:" "HMM,UH ,WHATARE YOU" "DOING?" "I'MPLAYINGAFRICANDREAM" "POP." "WHAT DO YOUDO AFTER A LONG" "NIGHT?" "[ CLICK ]" "Beth:" "OH,HA ,UM ,HEY,IB" "I'D BETTER GET GOING." "UM, JERRY'S BEEN TEXTING SOME" "PRETTY HIGH-MAINTENANCE STUFF." "BETH..." "Beth:" "WHATIS IT ,DAVIN?" "JUSTONCE,I'DLIKETO" "KNOW" "[ SNEEZES ] ...W-W-WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO GIVE" "YOUR SON A BATH." "Beth:" "WHAT?" "!" "WHATDOESMORTY'SSKINSMELL" "LIKE?" "HOW SOFT..." "[ GRUNTS ]" "HOW SOFT ARE HIS PRIVATES?" "Beth:" "LETGO OF ME ,DAVIN!" "[ GLASS SHATTERS ]" "[ROARS]" "TAKE ME TO MORTY." "Jerry:[ GRUNTS]" "YOU'RENOTMORTY." "Jerry:" "NO." "I'M MR. CROWBAR, AND THIS IS" "MY FRIEND, WHO IS ALSO A" "CROWBAR." "THAT'S..." "STUPID." "Jerry:[ GRUNTING]" "YEAH?" "WELL, LOOK WHERE BEING SMART GOT" "YOU." "Beth:" "JERRY!" "THANKGOD !" "Jerry:" "GOD?" "GOD'S TURNING PEOPLE INTO INSECT" "MONSTERS, BETH." "I'M THE ONE BEATING THEM TO" "DEATH." "THANK ME." "Beth:" "THANKYOU,JERRY." "THANK YOU." "Rick:" "TAKEAGOODLOOK DOWN" "THERE, MORTY, AND SOAK IT IN," "BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, ONCE I PULL" "THIS LEVER, IT'S ALL BACK TO" "NORMAL." "Morty:" "JUSTDO IT ALREADY." "Rick:" "WELL,TECHNICALLY," "MORTY, THERE'S NO RUSH." "I MEAN, YOU KNOW, O-ONCE IT'S" "FIXED, IT'S DONE." "IT'S FIXED." "YOU KNOW, WE COULD WE COULD" "JUST ENJOY IT FOR A LITTLE BIT." "I MEAN, L-L-L-LOOK AT HOW CRAZY" "IT IS." "I MEAN, MORTY, W-W-WHEN'S THE" "NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA SEE" "SOMETHING LIKE THIS?" "I MEAN, SOAK IT IN, YOU KNOW?" "IT'S IT'S PRETTY NEAT." "IT'S PRETTY INTERESTING." "Morty:" "THAT'SIT ,RICK!" "I'M PULLING THE LEVER." "[ GRUNTS ]" "Rick:" "W-WHATDO WE HAVEHERE," "MORTY?" "LOOKS LIKE I WAS RIGHT AND YOU" "WERE WRONG, HUH?" "I-I-I-I-I-I-I BET YOU FEEL" "PRETTY STUPID RIGHT ABOUT NOW," "HUH?" "I-I-I BET YOU FEEL LIKE THE" "WORLD'S SMALLEST MAN THAT YOU" "WERE DOUBTING ME ABOUT THIS" "WHOLE THING, MORTY." "Morty:" "OH,RICK,SOMETHING'S" "NOT RIGHT." "Rick:[ SIGHS]" "YEAH, YOU." "YOU'RE NOT RIGHT EVER." "Morty:" "NO,NO !" "LOOK, YOU IDIOT!" "[ ALL SCREAMING ]" "[ ALL SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]" "[ ALL GROANING ]" "[ ALL ULULATING ]" "Rick:" "BETYOU'RELOVINGTHIS ," "MORTY." "THIS MUST BE THE BEST DAY OF" "YOUR LIFE." "YOU GET TO BE THE MAYOR OF" "I TOLD YOU TOWN." "[ SLURPS ]" "YOU'RE WELCOME." "[ SLURPS ]" "Jerry:" "HOLDON ." "Beth:[ WHIMPERS]" "[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ]" "[ GUN COCKS ]" "Jerry:" "I WISHTHATSHOTGUN" "WAS MY PENIS." "Beth:" "IFIT WERE,YOU COULD" "CALL ME ERNEST HEMINGWAY." "Jerry:" "I DON'TGETIT, AND I" "DON'T NEED TO." "[ BOTH MOANING ]" "Summer:" "MOM!" "DAD!" "Both:" "SUMMER!" "Beth:[ SIGHS]" "Jerry:" "WHERE'SMORTY?" "Summer:" "I DON'TKNOW." "DO YOU THINK GRANDPA RICK HAD" "SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS?" "Jerry:" "IT'SNOTFAIRTO" "ASSUME THAT, SUMMER." "Beth:" "OH,NOTFAIR?" "GIVE ME A BREAK." "HE IS A SELFISH, IRRESPONSIBLE" "ASS, AND HE LEFT MY MOTHER." "A REAL MAN STANDS BY HIS WOMAN." "[ BOTH MOANING ]" "Summer:" "Tchoo." "Tchoo-tchoo-tchoo." "Tchoo-tchoo." "Rick:" "BOY,MORTY,IREALLY" "CRONENBERGED THE WORLD UP," "DIDN'T I?" "WE GOT A WHOLE PLANET OF" "CRONENBERGS WALKING AROUND DOWN" "THERE, MORTY." "A-AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT IN LOVE" "WITH YOU ANYMORE, THOUGH." "THAT'S A HUGE STEP IN THE RIGHT" "DIRECTION." "Morty:" "OH,MY GOD!" "IT'S A LIVING NIGHTMARE!" "HOW COULD YOU BE SO" "IRRESPONSIBLE, RICK?" "Rick:" "MEIRRESPONSIBLE?" "!" "YOU ALL I WANTED YOU TO DO" "WAS HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER," "MORTY!" "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO" "BE WANTED ME TO BUCKLE DOWN" "AND MAKE YOU UP A..." "ROOFIE-JUICE" "SERUM SO YOU COULD ROOFIE THAT" "POOR GIRL AT YOUR SCHOOL." "I MEAN, G W-W-W-W-W W" "ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MORTY?" "YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO TAKE THE" "HIGH ROAD ON THIS ONE?" "Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE A LITTLE CREEP," "MORTY." "Y-YOU'RE A YOU'RE" "YOU'RE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE" "CREEPY..." "CREEP PERSON." "Morty:" "ALLRIGHT,FINE." "I SHOULD HAVE JUST LISTENED TO" "YOU WHEN YOU REFUSED TO MAKE THE" "SERUM." "I'M WILLING TO ACCEPT MY PART OF" "THE BLAME FOR THIS, RICK." "BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU GOT TO ACCEPT YOUR PART OF" "THE BLAME!" "I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FOULED UP" "THE SERUM!" "I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WHO" "WHO WHO HAPHAZARDLY, YOU" "KNOW, MIXED A BUNCH OF NONSENSE" "TOGETHER AND CREATED A BUNCH OF" "CRONENBERGS!" "YOU GOT TO FIX THIS, RICK!" "Morty:" "ALLRIGHT,ALL RIGHT," "MORTY." "YOU KNOW, W-W-W-WE ARE IN A" "PRETTY DEEP HOLE, HERE, BUT I DO" "HAVE ONE EMERGENCY SOLUTION THAT" "I CAN USE THAT'LL KIND OF PUT" "EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL," "RELATIVELY SPEAKING." "HERE, MORTY, PUT THIS ON WHILE I" "DO A LITTLE BIT OF SCOUTING." "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "Morty:" "WOW,RICK,IGOTTO" "SAY YOU REALLY PULLED A" "RABBIT OUT OF YOUR HAT THIS" "TIME." "I MEAN, I-I REALLY THOUGHT THAT" "THE WHOLE PLACE WAS GONNA BE" "MESSED UP FOR GOOD, BUT HERE," "YOU DID IT Y-Y-YOU YOU" "YOU FIGURED OUT THAT CRAZY" "SOLUTION, LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO." "WHOO!" "THAT'S SOME GREAT LUCK." "Rick:" "COMEON ,MORTY." "LUCK HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT." "I'M GREAT." "THAT'S THE REAL REASON." "NOW, MORTY, WHAT DO YOU SAY," "BUDDY?" "WILL YOU HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER" "SO I CAN FINISH MY IONIC DIS" "DEFIBULIZER?" "Morty:" "SURETHING,RICK." "HERE'S A SCREWDRIVER." "Rick:" "ALLRIGHT,MORTY." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "WE GOT ONE SCREW TURN..." "AND TWO" "SCREW TURNS..." "AND..." "ALL RIGHT, MORTY, HERE WE ARE." "Morty:" "OH,MY GOD,RICK!" "IS THAT US?" "!" "W-W-W-WE'RE DEAD!" "WHAT IS GOING ON, RICK?" "I'M FREAKING OUT!" "Rick:" "CALMDOWN,MORTY!" "LOOK AT ME!" "CALM DOWN, MORTY!" "Morty:" "NO,ICAN 'TDEALWITH" "THIS!" "Rick:" "CALMYOURSELF,MORTY." "Morty:" "I CAN'TDEALWITH" "THIS, RICK!" "Rick:" "CALMDOWN,MORTY." "Morty:" "THISCAN'TBEREAL !" "Rick:" "YOUGOTTOCALM DOWN ," "MORTY." "Morty:" "W-W-W-W-WE'RERIPPED" "APART!" "Rick:" "SHUTUP ANDLISTENTO" "ME!" "IT'S FINE." "EVERYTHING IS FINE." "THERE'S AN INFINITE NUMBER OF" "REALITIES, MORTY, AND IN A FEW" "DOZEN OF THOSE, I GOT LUCKY AND" "TURNED EVERYTHING BACK TO" "NORMAL." "I JUST HAD TO FIND ONE OF THOSE" "REALITIES IN WHICH WE ALSO" "HAPPEN TO BOTH DIE AROUND THIS" "TIME." "NOW WE CAN JUST SLIP INTO THE" "PLACE OF OUR DEAD SELVES IN THIS" "REALITY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE" "FINE." "WE'RE NOT SKIPPING A BEAT," "MORTY." "NOW, HELP ME WITH THESE BODIES." "Morty:" "THISIS INSANE." "Rick:" "LOOK,MORTY,I'LLGRAB" "MYSELF, YOU GRAB YOURSELF, OKAY?" "I MEAN, T-T-T-THAT SEEMS FAIR TO" "ME I MEAN, THAT SEEMS LIKE A" "FAIR WAY TO DIVVY IT UP." "Morty:" "RICK,WHATABOUTTHE" "REALITY WE LEFT BEHIND?" "Rick:" "WHATABOUTTHE REALITY" "WHERE HITLER CURED CANCER," "MORTY?" "THE ANSWER IS DON'T THINK ABOUT" "IT." "IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN DO THIS" "EVERY WEEK, ANYWAYS." "WE GET THREE OR FOUR MORE OF" "THESE, TOPS." "NOW, PICK UP YOUR DEAD SELF AND" "COME ON." "HASTE MAKES WASTE." "I-I-I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'VE" "CONSIDERED THIS DETAIL, BUT" "OBVIOUSLY, IF I HADN'T SCREWED" "UP AS MUCH AS I DID, WE'D BE" "THESE GUYS RIGHT NOW, SO, AGAIN," "YOU'RE WELCOME." "♪ ♪ LOOK ON DOWN FROM THE" "BRIDGE ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ THERE'S STILL FOUNTAINS DOWN" "THERE ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ LOOK ON DOWN FROM THE BRIDGE ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ IT'S STILL RAINING UP HERE ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ EVERYBODY SEEMS SO FAR AWAY" "FROM ME ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ EVERYBODY JUST WANTS TO BE" "FREE ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ LOOK AWAY FROM THE SKY ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ IT'S NO DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE" "LEAVING HOME ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ I CAN'T BE THE SAME THING TO" "YOU NOW ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ I'M JUST GONE ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ JUST GONE ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ HOW COULD I SAY GOODBYE?" "♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ HOW COULD I SAY GOODBYE?" "♪ ♪" "Summer:" "YOUKNOW,THE THING" "ABOUT A SHARK..." "HE'S GOT LIFELESS EYES..." "BLACK EYES, LIKE A DOLL'S EYES." "WHEN HE COMES AT YA, HE DOESN'T" "SEEM TO BE LIVING UNTIL HE BITES" "YA, AND THEN THE THE BLOOD," "AND THE RED, AND THE WATER..." "Jerry:[ SIGHS]" "YOU EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO" "RICK AND MORTY?" "Beth:" "SOMETIMES." "BUT, I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT, NOW" "THAT THEY'RE GONE, I'M FINALLY" "HAPPY." "Rick:" "HEREWE ARE," "CRONENBERG MORTY A REALITY" "WHERE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD GOT" "GENETICALLY CRONENBERGED." "WE'LL FIT RIGHT IN," "CRONENBERG MORTY." "IT'LL BE LIKE WE NEVER EVEN LEFT" "CRONENBERG WORLD." "Morty:" "YEAH,CRONENBERGRICK," "BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA MISS" "CRONENBERG WORLD, BECAUSE" "EVERYONE WAS CRONENBERGED ALL" "ALONG LIKE US FROM THE" "BEGINNING, YOU KNOW?" "I MEAN, I-I WISH WE HADN'T" "GENETICALLY RUINED CRONENBERG" "WORLD BEYOND REPAIR LIKE WE DID," "YOU KNOW, AND TURNED EVERYONE" "INTO REGULAR, NORMAL PEOPLE JUST" "WALKING AROUND." "Rick:" "DON'TYOUWORRYABOUT" "THAT SORT OF THING," "CRONENBERG MORTY." "LET'S GO MAKE OURSELVES AT HOME," "HUH?"