"♪" "MMM." "MMM." "I CAN HEAR HIM." "OOH." "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH." "MORE COFFEE, ROMEO?" "MMM." "NO THANK YOU, BABY." "I GOTTA CHECK E-MAIL." "ALL RIGHT." "WELL, HURRY BACK." "I WILL." "BE RIGHT BACK." "[MAN ON RADIO] ... HERE ON WPBC." "[MAN] ♪ CAN WE ♪" "♪ SIT DOWN... ♪" "FILL HER?" "YEAH." "HEY, YOU GOT ANY IDEA" "WHERE THAT SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BOSS IS?" "YEAH, IN THE GARAGE UNDER THE RED FIREBIRD." "ALL RIGHT." "THANKS." "HEY!" "WHEN YOU GONNA GROW UP AND LEAVE THE GREASE MONKEYING" "TO SOMEONE WHO'S GOT A CLUE WHAT THEY'RE DOING?" "[CHUCKLES] HEY, PAL." "HAND ME THAT 9/16THS OPEN-HEAD." "HERE YOU GO." "TAKE ME A SEC'." "I KNOW THAT CAR OF YOURS IS IN GOOD SHAPE." "HEY, COME ON, MAN!" "SO WHAT BRINGS YOU BY HERE?" "REMEMBER THAT BOW-HUNTING TRIP WE TALKED ABOUT?" "I FOUND A PLACE." "UPSTATE." "I FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET." "I BOOKED IT FOR LATE NOVEMBER." "I DON'T KNOW." "I'D LIKE TO" "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY." "IT'S NOT GONNA BRING BACK BAD MEMORIES FOR YOU, FRANK." "IT'S GONNA BE FUN." "IT'S GONNA BE RELAXING." "AND BESIDES, MAN, I GOTTA GET OUT, GET AWAY." "I KNOW YOU GOTTA GET AWAY FROM THIS PLACE." "YOU WORK SO HARD." "I'VE BEEN PUTTING IN FULL HOURS AT THE FIREHOUSE" "AND THEN WORKING DOWN AT GROUND ZERO." "YEAH." "IT'S BEEN CRAZY SINCE 9-11." "THE NAVY'S ASKED SOME OF US" "TO COME BACK ON SEMIACTIVE DUTY." "IF I WERE TO COME, WHO'S GOING?" "WELL, UH, YOU INCLUDED WOULD MAKE IT FIVE." "YOU KNOW AL AND LENNY." "THE OTHER GUY'S A GOOD GUY." "BE FUN, MAN." "BOYS' WEEKEND." "LIKE OLD TIMES." "AND I GOT JEN AT HOME PREGNANT, YOU KNOW?" "I'M UP FOR PROMOTION." "I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO GET AWAY AGAIN." "CAN YOU BELIEVE I'M GONNA BE A FUCKIN' DADDY?" "THAT'S A SCARY THOUGHT." "ALMOST AS SCARY AS BEING IN THE JUNGLE" "I MEAN THE WOODS-- WITH YOU KNUCKLEHEADS." "SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "IF I DON'T BAG SOMETHING, CAN I GET A REFUND?" "IF YOU DON'T BAG SOMETHING, I'LL PAY YOUR WAY." "[CHUCKLES]" "GET BACK TO WORK." "YEAH." "WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH ONE EYE?" "I DON'T KNOW." "NO-EYE DEER." "[CHUCKLES] NO-EYE DEER." "WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO EYE AND NO PRICK?" "NO FUCKIN' EYE DEER." "I WAS GONNA SAY MY WIFE." "DID YOU HEAR WHAT THOSE GUYS ARE SAYIN' OVER THERE?" "I CAN HEAR THEM WITH MY HEARING AIDS FROM OVER HERE." "WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?" "GO FIND OUT WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT." "SPEAK TO THAT GUY." "THAT JERK RIGHT BEHIND YOU, RIGHT THERE." "EXCUSE ME." "YEAH?" "YOU GUYS GOING HUNTIN'?" "YEAH." "WHAT ARE YOU HUNTIN' FOR?" "ELEPHANT." "EH." "WISE-ASS." "WHAT, IS HE WRITING A BOOK?" "HE'S A REPORTER." "SO WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR CASE, AL?" "WELL, MY DIVORCE LAWYER SAYS I'M SCREWED." "I GOTTA GIVE HER HALF THE HOUSE," "HALF THE SAVINGS ACCOUNT." "YOU KNOW, THE LAW IS ON HER SIDE." "I SHOULD'VE JUST STAYED MARRIED." "YOU COULDN'T STAY MARRIED." "WOULD'VE COST YOU YOUR SANITY." "SO IT COSTS YOU A LITTLE TO GET DIVORCED." "MM-HMM, AND DID IT-- SEVERAL POUNDS OF FLESH." "AL, MY DEAR FRIEND," "GET USED TO GETTING SCREWED BY THE LAW," "'CAUSE IT'S THE ONLY PLACE YOU'RE GONNA GET SCREWED." "YOU'RE A REAL SMART-ASS." "YOU KNOW THAT?" "STOP CRACKIN' THAT FREAKIN' GUM." "YOU'RE BUGGING ME." "SORRY." "OKAY." "YOU'RE A FUCKIN' NUT, CHARLIE." "ALL RIGHT." "OKAY." "HEY, WOULD YOU GUYS KNOCK IT OFF?" "HEY, FRANK, YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO STAY AWAY FROM THESE TURKEYS." "STICK WITH ME, YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO BAG SOMETHING." "MM-HMM." "YEAH, LIKE THE CLAP, HUH?" "NOT REALLY, NO." "TALKING ABOUT A DEER." "YOU KNOW, SANTA'S CHAUFFEUR..." "MM-HMM." "THE ONE WITH THE BIG, RED IRISH NOSE?" "YOU MEAN RUDOLPH?" "YEAH." "CORRECT." "THAT WOULD BE A DEER." "AND WHAT DEER DID YOU EVER BAG?" "EXCUSE ME?" "TWO YEARS AGO, I BAGGED A DOE." "OH, COME ON, CHARLIE." "IT WAS, LIKE, STARVING TO DEATH." "IT COULD BARELY WALK." "IT HAD THREE AND A HALF LEGS." "I MEAN, YOU COULD'VE BEAT IT TO DEATH WITH YOUR BOW." "OH, GOSH." "DON'T LISTEN TO THESE GUYS." "THEY ARE GONNA COME BACK EMPTY-HANDED AS USUAL." "OH, IS THAT SO?" "WELL, YOU KNOW, JUST MAYBE I BAG MYSELF A JERK LIKE..." "WHOA!" "HUH?" "IT'S A HOLDUP!" "IT'S A HOLDUP!" "HEY, TOUGH GUY," "WHO'S GONNA PAY THE CHECK NOW, OKAY?" "YOU?" "PUT IT AWAY, OKAY?" "YEAH, PUT IT AWAY." "WHAT'S WITH THE TOY PEA SHOOTER OVER HERE?" "IT'S MY GOOD LUCK CHARM AGAINST PUNKS LIKE YOU." "OOH!" "DO ME A FAVOR." "YOU CAN SHOOT HIM LATER." "SO JUST KEEP IT AWAY, ALL RIGHT?" "HEY, CHARLIE, CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY?" "NO PROBLEM." "ZIP IT UP." "YOU GUYS WANNA EAT, FOR CHRISSAKES?" "BY THE WAY, HOW MANY TOY BULLETS DOES THAT GUN TAKE?" "TWO, IN CASE I MISS YOU THE FIRST TIME--BANG!" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "FORGET YOU FUCKIN' RETARDS." "SO, FRANK, YOU ONLY BOW HUNT OR..." "FOR ME, IT'S THE ONLY WAY." "SEE, I TOTALLY AGREE." "I MEAN, A RIFLE IS BULLSHIT." "RIGHT?" "A RIFLE IS FOR ATTACKING AN ARMED OPPONENT." "IT'S ONLY APPROPRIATE IF YOUR TARGET'S SHOOTING BACK." "OTHERWISE IT'S PUSSY SHIT." "IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE" "THE RAW, MEDIEVAL RUSH OF THE HUNT," "YOU GOTTA BOW HUNT." "THE BOW AND ARROW IS ONE OF THE FIERCEST" "CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS EVER INVENTED." "MAN'S BEEN USING THEM FOR CENTURIES." "I WATCHED THIS TELEVISION SHOW." "THEY HAD THE BOW AND ARROW VERSUS A PISTOL, ALL RIGHT?" "SO THEY SET UP FOUR SANDBAGS DOWNRANGE." "THEY FIRE THE BOW AND ARROW." "THEY FIRE THE PISTOL." "THE ARROW GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE SECOND SANDBAG," "AND THE BULLET JUST PIERCES THE FIRST." "YOU KNOW, BY THE WAY, THIS IS GONNA BE MY FIRST..." "[IMITATES SHOOTING ARROWS] EXPERIENCE." "UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, I'M SHOOTING WITH A 30-06." "IT'S KIND OF SIMPLE REALLY." "BANG, BANG!" "BINGO." "YOU'RE OUT THERE IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION." "OKAY!" "TALK TO ME." "SEE, I REST MY CASE ABOUT IT BEING PUSSY SHIT." "HEY, SNAPPER HEAD, YOU WANNA TAKE IT OUTSIDE?" "I'LL BORROW WYATT EARP'S LITTLE PEA SHOOTER HERE." "I'LL FILL YOU FULL OF LEAD RIGHT HERE AT THE TABLE." "HEY, HEY, HEY, NO!" "THE CHALLENGE IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT." "WITH A RIFLE, YOU GET OFF SEVERAL SHOTS." "WITH A BOW, MAYBE ONE." "GIVES THE ANIMAL A BETTER CHANCE." "SCREW 'EM." "THEY DON'T NEED ANOTHER CHANCE" "ANY CHANCE." "I MEAN, WHAT DO THEY GOT-- A MORTGAGE?" "ALIMONY?" "WHAT?" "HELP ME OUT HERE, AL." "ATTORNEY'S FEES?" "ATTORNEY'S FEES?" "ANYTHING ELSE, GENTLEMEN?" "CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?" "ARE YOU ON THE DESSERT MENU?" "JESUS." "WELL, IF I WERE," "I'D BE LISTED UNDER "SPECIALTIES OF THE HOUSE."" "AND I DON'T THINK YOU COULD AFFORD ME." "OOH!" "[WHISPERS] SHE LIKES ME." "OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, DILL WEED?" "YOU NEED CHARM," "AND THAT COMES WITH EXPERIENCE." "NOW WATCH AND LEARN." "HEY, UH, GORGEOUS?" "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR A LITTLE..." "[MAKES CLICKING SOUND] DEER HUNTING?" "OH, I GET IT." "YOU TOUGH GUYS NEED YOUR INJECTION OF MACHO." "SO YOU'RE GONNA GO OFF INTO THE WOODS AND WALK AROUND" "AND SHOOT AT POOR, LITTLE HARMLESS ANIMALS." "WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DO SOMETHING REALLY MACHO" "SHOOT AT SOMETHING THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY SHOOT BACK AT YOU?" "FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND" "WHAT WOULD MAKE SOMEBODY WANT TO DO THAT." "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT." "WELL, GO KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT." "CAN I GET YOU WEEKEND WARRIORS ANYTHING ELSE?" "NOPE." "I THINK WE PRETTY MUCH SHOT OUR LOAD HERE." "WE'LL JUST HAVE THE CHECK, PLEASE." "♪" "[MAN] ♪ WHEN YOU LISTEN TO THE MUSIC IN YOUR HEAD ♪" "♪ DOES IT FRIGHTEN YOU?" "♪" "♪ CAN'T DENY IT ♪" "♪ WHEN YOU KNOW THAT IT'S THE TRUTH... ♪" "[ALL] ♪ 99 FRENCH HOOKERS ON THE WALL ♪" "♪ 99 FRENCH HOOKERS ON THE WALL ♪" "♪ ONE OF THEM WENT DOWN ON UGLY-FACE AL ♪" "♪ 99... ♪" "JESUS, WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP, PLEASE?" "HEY, STEVE, WHAT EXIT IS IT?" "YOU'RE DRIVING ALL FUCKIN' INFINITY, MAN." "[AL] CAN WE STOP FOR A DOUGHNUT?" "STEVE, WE'VE BEEN DRIVING FOR FOUR FRIGGIN' HOURS HERE." "YOU SAID THIS WAS GONNA BE A SNAP." "WE ONLY GOT ABOUT TEN MORE MILES TO GO." "SO KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED, WOULD YA?" "LOOK FOR A LITTLE WOODEN SIGN ON THE RIGHT." "IT SAYS "CROW HAVEN ROAD."" "AND THEN IT'S ABOUT, UM," "ANOTHER HALF MILE DOWN A DIRT ROAD." "AND ON YOUR RIGHT, THAT'S WHERE WE MEET THESE GUYS." "WHY DIDN'T WE JUST DRIVE STRAIGHT TO THE LODGE?" "I DON'T KNOW." "THEY SAID THEY WANTED TO MEET US HERE" "BECAUSE THE PLACE IS HARD TO FIND." "WHO ARE WE MEETING?" "THE OWNER." "WHAT'S HIS NAME?" "THAT'S HIS NAME-- "THE OWNER."" "HE REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS "THE LODGE OWNER" ON E-MAIL." "THESE HICKS ARE LUCKY IF THEY HAVE E-LECTRICITY." "♪ CRAZY MOMENTS ♪" "♪ OUR COMMITMENTS NEVER MADE ♪" "♪ NOTHIN'S GONNA STAY... ♪" "♪ HAPPENS EVERY DAY ♪" "♪ ISOLATION ♪" "♪ MOTIVATION... ♪" "HEY, HOW ARE YOU?" "I'M STEVE." "YOU FROM THE HUNTERS' LODGE?" "GLAD TO MEET YA." "MY NAME'S MITCH." "HOW ARE YOU?" "I'M AL." "HOWDY, AL." "NICE TRUCK." "THANKS." "HOW MANY OF YOUS HAVE COME DOWN?" "OH, THERE'S FIVE OF US." "OH, GOOD." "WELL, I'M A STRETCH FROM HERE." "WHY DON'T YOU BOYS JUST PULL BACK YOUR TRUCK" "SO I CAN GET OUT?" "WE GOTTA TAKE THIS ROAD DOWN." "OKAY, SURE THING." "LET'S GO." "WELL, THIS SURE AIN'T NO HOLIDAY INN." "LET'S MAKE THE BEST OF IT, PLEASE." "WHO'S THAT?" "AL!" "SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET THIS BEAUTIFUL ATTITUDE?" "FUCK, WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS?" "THERE'S NO SERVICE UP HERE." "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT." "GET YOURSELF A REAL PHONE FOR CHRISTMAS." "GIMME YOURS, BIG SHOT, IF IT WORKS." "[CHARLIE] LOOK AT THIS STUFF!" "YOU BOYS WON'T GO HOME SORRY." "THERE IS SOME GREAT HUNTING HERE." "I'VE BEEN HUNTING HERE ALL MY LIFE." "I'VE SEEN SOME OF THE BIGGEST MYSELF." "WELL, THAT'S GOOD." "THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE." "YOU BOYS WANT SOME HELP WITH THE BAGS?" "NO, THANKS." "WE GOT IT." "HEY, AL." "YEAH?" "THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A REAL CORN FUCK, HUH?" "YOU MEAN CORN FLAKE." "NO, CORN FUCK." "I KNOW WHAT I MEAN." "CHARLIE, NOBODY EVER KNOWS WHAT YOU MEAN." "GET MY BAGS." "I'LL BE INSIDE." "BLOW ME." "OHH!" "OH, MAN." "OHH!" "[LAUGHING]" "I'LL INTRODUCE EVERYBODY, STARTING WITH MYSELF." "I AM MITCH." "I OWN THE PLACE." "AND THIS HERE IS JED AND ROY" "AND EARL AND WILBUR." "AND THIS IS BEN." "YOU'LL MEET JIMBO LATER." "HI, I'M STEVE." "THIS IS FRANK AND AL AND LENNY," "AND I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR, UH..." "CHARLIE." "BIG CHARLIE." "OH, BIG CHARLIE!" "OKAY, NOW EVERYBODY'S INTRODUCED." "LET'S JUST MAKE OURSELVES AT HOME." "YOU GENTLEMEN HAVE ROOMS DOWN THAT CORRIDOR THERE." "BOBBI-JO?" "WHERE IS THAT DARN GAL?" "NEVER FIND A WOMAN WHEN YOU NEED ONE." "I BET THIS BOBBI-HO HAS A BEARD AND A PRICK..." "AND NO FRONT TEETH AND A TAIL." "AND YOU'D STILL DO HER." "THAT'S FOR SURE." "[BOBBI-JO] HELLO, BOYS." "[ALL] HELLO." "NOW COME ON, GIRL." "THESE GENTLEMEN NEED SOME HELPIN'." "AND AFTER YOU ALL FIND YOUR PLACE AND GET DONE," "COME ON BACK." "WE'LL GET INTRODUCED EVEN MORE, HMM?" "ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, YOU WANT US TO SETTLE UP" "WITH WHAT WE OWE YOU NOW, OR..." "NO, NEVER MIND THAT." "WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT AFTER THE WEEKEND'S OVER." "RIGHT NOW I WANT YOU BOYS JUST TO SETTLE BACK" "AND HAVE A GOOD OLD TIME." "NOW YOU GO, GIRL." "SHOW THESE GENTLEMEN TO THEIR BOUDOIRS." "LOOKS LIKE YOU WOULD HAVE LOST THIS BET BIG TIME, PAL." "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK." "HA HA!" "SEE Y'ALL LATER." "SEE YOU FOR DINNER." ""SEE YOU FOR DINNER"!" "[LAUGHING]" "EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?" "MMM... [SPITS] WILBUR." "WILBUR, RIGHT." "SORRY." "UH, WILBUR, WHERE'S YOUR HEAD?" "MY HEAD?" "CAN." "CRAPPER." "MEN'S ROOM." "YOUR HEAD." "OH, YOU MEAN THE BATHROOM." "THAT'S RIGHT." "NOW YOU'RE WITH ME." "WHERE IS IT?" "WELL, PICK ANY TREE YOU LIKE." "PAPER'S IN THE KITCHEN." "YOU'RE KIDDING." "ONLY DOGS PISS IN THE WOODS, MAN." "YOU AIN'T GOT ANY BATHROOMS HERE?" "I'M AFRAID THEY ALL NEED FIXIN'." "ALL RIGHT." "LENNY?" "WHAT'S UP?" "BATHROOMS DON'T WORK IN THIS JOINT." "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE." "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?" "THEY HAVE AN OUTHOUSE OR ANYTHING?" "WRONG." "BUT YOU'RE MY BUDDY." "I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A HINT." "STARTS WITH A "T."" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, A TREE?" "FINAL ANSWER?" "YEAH." "THAT'S CORRECT." "YOU DIDN'T USE ANY LIFELINES." "SUCH A GOOD GUY." "ALL RIGHT." "CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?" "YOU PAY GOOD MONEY, GO HUNTIN'." "THEY TREAT YOU LIKE BARBARIANS." "I TOLD YOU THIS AIN'T NO HOLIDAY INN." "EXCUSE ME, GUYS," "I GOTTA GO CRANK OUT A FROZEN PISS..." "OUTSIDE ON A TREE." "CHARLIE'S URINATING ON THEIR TREES NOW?" "WHY DOESN'T THE GUY USE THE BATHROOM, FOR CHRISSAKES?" "WELL, YOU'D HAVE TO ACTUALLY HAVE A BATHROOM." "I MEAN, IF YOU HAD TO GO." "ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?" "OH, JEEZ." "I GUESS I PUT US IN THE WALDORF, HUH, BOYS?" "YOU KNOW, MITCH AND ROY HERE WERE TELLING ME" "THAT THERE'S OVER 2,000 ACRES TO HUNT ON." "SEE, NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A REAL HUNTING TRIP." "RIGHT?" "WE'RE STUCK OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE." "YEAH, AND YOU'RE GOIN' CRAZY" "'CAUSE YOU'RE WITHOUT YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR" "AND YOUR DVD AND YOUR 50-INCH SCREEN." "YOU GONNA MAKE IT, LENNY?" "I DON'T KNOW." "[LAUGHING]" "OH, SHIT." "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?" "ASK LENNY." "HOW DO I LOOK, BOYS?" "LIKE A DICK." "[LISPING] I'M GONNA GO PLAY WITH THE REAL BUCKS" "YOU BOYS." "I'M COMIN' TO GET YA!" "[ALL LAUGHING]" "THAT, SIR, IS A MIGHTY FINE FIT." "[LAUGHING]" "OKAY, NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE FOOD SOON, MMM?" "BOBBI-JO'S GOT SOME A-COOKIN' ON THE STOVE." "I HOPE YOU BOYS ARE HUNGRY." "I'M STARVED." "HEY, WHAT'S COOKIN', GOOD LOOKIN'?" "WELL, IT'S A SECRET FAMILY RECIPE..." "OH, GOOD." "I'LL WAGER NONE OF YOU BOYS" "HAVE EVER TASTED THE LIKE OF BEFORE TODAY." "HEY, MITCH, BEFORE WE EAT, CAN I USE YOU GUYS' PHONE?" "THE CELL PHONES AREN'T WORKING BECAUSE OF THE MOUNTAINS." "YOU KNOW, I GOTTA CALL THE MISSUS." "[STEVE] YEAH, I GOTTA MAKE A PHONE CALL MYSELF." "SORRY, BUT WE HAVEN'T GOT A PHONE." "WE KIND OF ROUGH IT UP HERE." "WE'RE, YOU KNOW, NOT REALLY IN TOUCH WITH ANYONE..." "ESPECIALLY OUR WIVES." "[LAUGHING]" "LOOK, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS," "BUT I GOTTA CALL HOME." "I MEAN, I DON'T WANT DORIS AND THE KIDS TO WORRY." "BESIDES, YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW MY WIFE." "IF I DON'T CHECK IN, SHE'LL CUT ME OFF PERMANENTLY" "WITH THE OLD BRACIOLE HERE." "IF YOU LIKE, YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK" "AFTER THE HUNTIN' TOMORROW" "AND GO OVER AND USE THE PHONE AT GEORGE'S." "IT'S JUST A SHORT STRETCH FROM HERE." "I'D TAKE YOU NOW," "EXCEPT GEORGE WON'T BE BACK TILL AROUND NOON." "HE'S OUT TRAPPIN' ALL NIGHT-- TRAPPIN' BEAVER." "[LAUGHTER]" "DON'T TELL ME YOU GUYS ARE A LITTLE HOMESICK, HUH?" "ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL TOMORROW." "[STEVE] YOU GUYS REALLY" "SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME SOMETHING ABOUT NOT HAVING A PHONE" "OR HOT WATER OR A BATHROOM OR A TELEPHONE." "THAT'S RIGHT." "WE'RE SORRY." "THEY'RE SORRY." "BOBBI-JO, DINNER IS SERVED." "FULL HOUSE, BOYS." "READ 'EM AND WEEP." "HA HA HA!" "LIKE MY GRANDDADDY ALWAYS SAID," "THERE AIN'T NO WINNERS TILL EVERYBODY ELSE LOSES." "[LAUGHTER]" "WAIT." "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" "WHAT?" "[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]" "EXCUSE ME." "IT WAS THE STEW." "I MEAN, THE STEW WAS TERRIFIC." "OH, YEAH, YEAH." "HAD A REALLY NICE SMOKED FLAVOR TO IT." "HEY, BRING THE CARDS OVER HERE." "STEVE-O DEALS." "HERE, WHY DON'T YOU TRY SOME HOMEMADE WHISKEY?" "YEAH, WHY NOT?" "I'M NOT ONE TO EVER TURN DOWN A DRINK, EH?" "OHH!" "[RAUCOUS LAUGHTER]" "OH, BOY!" "WHAT IS THIS, GASOLINE?" "OH, LOOK AT FANCY PANTS OVER THERE!" "[LAUGHTER]" "THIS, MISTER, IS 160-PROOF SIPPIN' WHISKEY." "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY." "HE'S GONNA BE OKAY!" "DON'T YOU EVER SMILE?" "BEN DON'T TALK." "NEVER DID." "[LENNY] I'M OUT." "ALL RIGHT, COME ON." "COME ON." "ANTE UP." "ANTE UP." "LET'S GO." "GO FEED ROCCO." "ALL RIGHT THERE, STEVE-O, YOU OPEN." "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BET?" "I'LL BET A BUCK." "[LAUGHS] THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HUNTIN' FOR." "[FRANK] I'LL RAISE A BUCK." "DAMN." "I'M OUT." "[STEVE] READY, MR. BIG SHOT?" "I'M IN." "ALL RIGHT." "IN." "ALL RIGHT, BOYS, TURN 'EM OVER." "LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT." "[CHUCKLES]" "THREE EIGHTS." "READ 'EM AND WEEP." "THAT'S A BUMMER." "I'VE JUST GOT THREE NINES." "OH, YOU SUCK." "YEAH!" "YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE BUYIN' BREAKFAST." "I LOVE IT!" "I LOVE PLAYIN' WITH YOU BOYS." "YOU GOT LUCKY." "GONNA STRETCH MY LEGS A BIT." "[CHARLIE] THIS PLACE IS HUGE." "I DON'T WANT TO SNOOP, BUT WHAT'S OUT IN THE BARN?" "IT'S PRIVATE." "I RESPECT PRIVACY." "SO HOW LONG YOU GUYS BEEN HUNTIN' UP HERE?" "ALL OUR LIVES." "MOST OF US OWN LAND UP HERE NEXT TO EACH OTHER." "THIS LAND WAS PASSED ON FROM MY FOREFATHERS" "YOU KNOW, TRADITION." "THIS SHOTGUN-- 75 YEARS OLD." "IT'S DONE A LOT OF KILLIN' IN HER TIME." "THE WHOLE COLLECTION'S IMPRESSIVE." "YUP." "SO'S ITS POWER." "WELL, SEE YOU IN THE MORNING." "HAVE A GOOD ONE." "YOU KNOW WHAT MY GRANDDADDY USED TO SAY?" "HEY, WHOA." "DO ME A FAVOR." "CAN YOU JUST GIVE US A BREAK, PLEASE?" "COME ON." "BE NICE." "OH, YOU BOYS COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, ALL RIGHT." "YOU WON'T GO HOME DISAPPOINTED." "NOBODY EVER DOES." "WELL, THAT'S A GOOD THING." "IF WE DON'T BAG SOMETHING," "MY WIFE DORIS IS GONNA THINK I WAS OUT SCREWIN' AROUND." "[CHARLIE] SHE ALWAYS DOES." "WHAT TIME WE LEAVING TOMORROW?" "EARLY." "ABOUT 11?" "OH, STOP." ""11."" "10." "STOP." "WE GOTTA BE OUT THERE BY 5, 5:30." "YEAH, RIGHT." "HEY, BEN" "DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS?" "SPEAKING OF BEAR, SEE THIS SCAR RIGHT HERE?" "I GOT THIS SCAR WHEN I THOUGHT THIS BEAR IS DEAD." "I'D JUST BEEN TRACKIN' HIM, AND I REACHED OVER, YOU KNOW," "STARTED TO GUT HIM," "AND I SLIPPED THROUGH HIS PAW." "OPENED MY ARM RIGHT UP." "WELL, DID YOU KICK HIS ASS?" "NO, I RAN." "DID HE COME AFTER YA?" "YEAH." "AFTER HE'D DONE RUNNIN' A BIT," "I TURNED AROUND," "AND HE WAS GONE." "VANISHED." "NEVER DID SEE HIM AGAIN, IN FACT." "OH, MY GOD." "THEN HE'S STILL OUT THERE IN THE WOODS" "SEEKING REVENGE!" "[ROARS]" "[LAUGHS] I'LL TELL YOU WHAT." "THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IS TIRED." "I'M GOING TO BED." "SEE YOU, GENTLEMEN." "I'LL BE WAITIN'-- FIRST CRACK OF DAWN." "NIGHT, STEVE." "HOW 'BOUT ONE MORE GAME?" "ALL RIGHT." "WHAT YOU LOOKIN' FER?" "THE GUN COLLECTION ROOM." "I THINK I LEFT MY WALLET IN THERE." "FOLLOW ME." "HERE IT IS." "SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY." "THANKS." "GOOD NIGHT." "DON'T BE SCARED." "I WON'T BITE." "[WOMAN] ♪ YOU'LL FLY THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪" "♪ INTO MY BODY ♪" "♪ AND MY, MY SPIRIT TAKES YOU ♪" "♪ ALTHOUGH I CANNOT SAY... ♪" "VERY SHARP." "ALL RIGHT!" "LET'S GO HUNTIN'." "ALL RIGHT." "HERE WE GO!" "CHARLIE, YOU OVER THERE?" "HERE WE GO." "BEAUTIFUL DAY." "SHIT." "WHERE'S MY RELEASE?" "TAKE MINE." "I DON'T NEED IT." "I GOT A FINGER TAB I'M GONNA USE TO SHOOT WITH." "YOU SURE?" "YEAH." "HERE, TAKE IT." "COME HERE, YOU." "YOU'RE A LIFESAVER, BABY." "THANKS, ALLIE." "AL, I RODE WITH THAT MONSTER HILLBILLY" "AND THEIR MANGY MUTT." "BETWEEN THAT FILTHY DOG BREATHING ON ME" "AND THAT FAT FUCK FARTING, I DON'T KNOW WHO SMELLED WORSE." "PROBABLY YOU, STINKY." "IT'S COLD." "YOU THINK IT'S GONNA SNOW AGAIN LATER?" "IT COULD." "WEATHER CHANGES BY THE MINUTE UP HERE..." "FROM SUN, RAIN TO SNOW." "WELL, LET'S HOPE IT STAYS WARM," "'CAUSE I'M FREEZING MY ASS OFF." "IT'S PROBABLY THE COLDEST TIME OF THE DAY." "WHEN THE SUN RISES OVER THE MOUNTAINS," "PUSHES THE COLD AIR DOWN." "BESIDES, YOU WANT COLD." "IF IT'S TOO WARM," "THE DEER AREN'T MOVING AROUND AS MUCH." "THEY TEND TO BED DOWN." "I GOT NO PROBLEM." "I'M FEELIN' IT!" "WE'RE GONNA DROP SOMETHING TODAY, BOYS." "HEY, JERK OFF." "JERK OFF!" "WHAT IS IT?" "WHAT'S WITH THE STABILIZER?" "THAT'S FOR COMPETITIONS AND PRACTICE." "THE GUY AT THE SPORTING GOODS STORE RECOMMENDED IT." "THE GUY AT THE SPORTING GOODS STORE SAW YOU COMING." "AMUSE YOURSELF, 'CAUSE I GOT A GUT FEELING" "AT THE END OF THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE GONNA WORSHIP MY PROWESS." "I GOT YOUR PROWESS." "HEY, WILBUR, WHAT'S UP WITH THE SHOTGUN AND THE DOG?" "WELL, ROCCO HERE TRACKS AND FINDS THE WOUNDED DEER." "AND THE GUN IS IN CASE I SEE MYSELF A..." "RABBIT." "SURE BEATS SMOKIN', EH, WILBUR?" "[SPITS]" "WHOA, TIME OUT." "HUNTIN' WITH A DOG IS ILLEGAL, RIGHT?" "DEFINITELY." "THEY RUN THEM DEAD TO THE GROUND." "COME HERE, POOCH." "COME ON OVER HERE." "COME ON, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?" "WE'RE ON PRIVATE PROPERTY." "OKAY, BOYS." "COME ON, GATHER ROUND." "OKAY, NOW WE'RE GONNA GO DEEP INTO THOSE WOODS." "I WANT TO BREAK US UP INTO SEPARATE PARTIES, HMM?" "I'D LIKE FOR US TO MINGLE UP WITH YOU CITY BOYS" "SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW THE AREA AT ALL." "SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS" "LET'S SEE, THERE'S FIVE OF YOU, AND THERE'S SEVEN OF US." "SO WE'RE GONNA BREAK UP INTO THREE SEPARATE GROUPS, HMM?" "JUST FOR TODAY." "TOMORROW, I RECKON YOU CITY BOYS," "WELL, YOU'LL BE HUNTI" ON YOUR OWN." "HECK, HUNTIN' AIN'T EVER SIMPLE." "[CHUCKLES]" "ROY, YOU BREAK 'EM ALL UP." "LORDY, WE'RE GONNA BE HUNTIN' WITH THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN." "TAKE IT EASY." "I RECKON Y'ALL WILL FORGIVE ME" "IF I DON'T RECALL ALL YOUR NAMES." "UH, AL." "YEAH, YOU AND YOUR FRIEND..." "LENNY." "YEAH." "YOU TWO WILL GO WITH JIMBO, MITCH AND EARL," "AND JED AND ME WILL GO WITH FRANK AND STEVE," "IF THAT'S OKAY." "SURE, THAT'S FINE." "WELL, HELL, I GUESS THAT JUST LEAVES BEN AND WILBUR WITH..." "CHARLIE, CHARLIE." "SAME AS YESTERDAY." "YEAH." "WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT, I GUESS." "OKAY." "SO WE'RE GONNA BE BACK HERE" "BY NOON O'CLOCK THE VERY LATEST." "ANYBODY'S GOTTA MAKE A TELEPHONE CALL," "WE'LL TAKE 'EM DOWN TO OUR NEIGHBORS." "GOOD HUNTIN' EVERYBODY." "THANK YOU." "BEFORE WE GO, GUYS, I'D LIKE TO HAVE A COUPLE" "OF PRACTICE SHOTS JUST TO MAKE SURE I'M SIGHTED IN." "I WISH YOU'D HURRY." "DAYLIGHT DONE BROKE ALREADY." "WATCH YOUR BACK." "ALL RIGHT." "WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?" "READY, GUYS?" "OH, YEAH." "LET'S ROLL." "ALL RIGHT." "LET'S GO." "SEE YA." "HEY, GOOD LUCK!" "HAVE A GOOD ONE." "SEE YA." "[LAUGHS]" "OVER HERE, CHARLIE." "OHH." "COME ON!" "THIS IS THE PLACE I WAS TALKIN' OF." "MM-HMM." "YOU SEE UP THERE, THAT APPLE ORCHARD JUST YONDER?" "YEAH, I SEE IT." "YUP." "WELL, JUST BEYOND, THERE'S A PLACE" "THAT'S A-CRAWLIN' WITH DEER TRAILS AND DROPPINGS." "OH, THERE'S A HEFTY BUCK ROAMING THESE PARTS." "I SPOTTED HIM MYSELF LATE SUMMER." "HOW BIG'S HIS RACK?" "DAMN, HE'S AT LEAST AN 8-POINTER." "[WHISTLES] AIN'T THAT RIGHT, JIMBO?" "WE'RE IN HIS TERRITORY." "WELL, I'M GAME." "LET'S GO, LENNY." "WHERE YOU GUYS GONNA BE?" "OH, ABOUT 2, 300 YARDS UP TO YOUR LEFT." "ALL RIGHT." "WELL, GOOD LUCK, GUYS." "LET'S DO IT." "HOPE YOU BAG SOMETHIN'." "OH, WE WILL." "YOU REALIZE HOW DEEP INTO THESE WOODS WE ARE, PAL?" "I MEAN, EVEN IF WE KILL SOMETHING," "IT IS GONNA BE A BITCH DRAGGING IT OUTTA HERE." "LET'S WORRY ABOUT THAT AFTER WE BAG SOMETHIN'." "AND YOU KNOW, BESIDES, I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T MIND" "DRAGGIN' THAT 8-POINTER ALL THE WAY OUT OF HERE, WOULD YOU?" "COME ON." "WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "YOU KNOW, I LIVE FOR THESE WEEKENDS WITH YOU GUYS." "REMINDS ME OF WHEN WE WERE KIDS." "YEAH." "COWBOYS AND INDIANS." "ALL RIGHT, MAN." "I'M GONNA GO SET MY TREE STAND UP OVER THERE." "LOOKS LIKE A GOOD SPOT." "ALL RIGHT." "I'M GOING TO ANOTHER GOOD SPOT 20 YARDS STRAIGHT AHEAD." "I WILL BE POSTED RIGHT THERE." "THERE YOU GO." "I'LL SEE YOU LATER." "YEAH." "HEY, GUYS, ARE WE IN FAR ENOUGH YET OR WHAT?" "OR ARE WE TRYING TO SET" "SOME WORLD DISTANCE WALKING FUCKING RECORD OR SOMETHING?" "JUST A STRETCH MORE." ""JUST A STRETCH MORE." [SPITS]" "I KNOW WHAT A STRETCH MEANS TO YOU GUYS." "LOOK, I LOST MY LEFT BALL ABOUT A QUARTER MILE BACK." "I'D LIKE TO KEEP THE OTHER ONE" "JUST FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE, OKAY?" "COME ON." "I'M ITCHIN' FOR A KILL." "GETTIN' MIGHTY HUNGRY." "OH, DON'T GET OVERANXIOUS." "THAT'S A GOOD WAY FOR AN ACCIDENT TO HAPPEN." "WHY, WE AIN'T NEVER LOST YET." "OH, QUIT YOUR BELLYACHIN'." "JUST DO AS I SAY, AND YOUR BELLY WILL STAY FULL." "STOP HERE." "OH, FUCK." "HALLELUJAH!" "GIVE BEN HERE YOUR BOW AND ARROW." "EXCUSE ME?" "WHAT'S YOUR FUCKIN' PROBLEM, MAN?" "GIVE 'EM TO HIM NOW," "OR YOU'RE GONNA BE SPATTERED DOG MEAT." "YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?" "THIS AIN'T FUNNY, MAN!" "SHUT UP!" "OHH!" "NOW BEN HERE AND I ARE GONNA COUNT TO TEN REAL SLOW." "THEN WE'RE COMIN' TO GETCHA." "WHAT--OKAY, WHAT'S THIS, SOME KIND OF GAME?" "MOVE, YOU STUPID, YELLOW BASTARD!" "HEY, GET THE FUCK-- GET IT..." "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?" "YOU'RE THE GODDAMN GAME." "NOW RUN LIKE A DEER, BOY." "EXCUSE ME." "JUST WAIT A SECOND." "ONE." "WAIT A SECOND, MAN!" "ALL RIGHT?" "WHAT ARE YOU" "TWO!" "THREE." "FOUR." "FIVE." "[MAN] ♪ LEAVE ME ALONE... ♪ SEVEN." "EIGHT." "NINE." "TEN!" "OLLIE, OLLIE, OXEN FREE!" "HERE WE COME, BOY!" "[BURPS]" "♪ LEAVE ME ALONE ♪" "♪ JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ♪ [GRUNTS]" "LENNY!" "LENNY!" "[WHIMPERING]" "LENNY!" "OH, SH..." "WHAT THE FUCK?" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "JESUS!" "WHO DID THIS?" "HELP!" "SOMEBODY GET HELP!" "TAKE IT EASY." "TAKE IT EASY, BUDDY." "WHO DID THIS?" "[GASPING]" "ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY." "TAKE IT EASY!" "JUST BREATHE." "WHO DID THIS?" "HELP!" "SOMEBODY HELP!" "STAY WITH ME." "STAY WITH ME, LENNY!" "COME ON!" "HELP!" "SOMEBODY HELP!" "LENNY!" "OH, GOD." "SOMEBODY, PLEASE!" "OH, FUCK." "HEY, LENNY, I'M GONNA GET THESE BASTARDS." "ALL RIGHT?" "YOU STAY HERE." "I AM NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU." "I AM NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU." "YOU STAY RIGHT HERE." "WHO THE FUCK IS" "YOU STAY THERE." "I'M COMIN' BACK." "I'M COMIN' BACK!" "[GUNSHOT]" "THAT SOUNDED LIKE A GUNSHOT." "SOUNDED LIKE A PISTOL SHOT." "MUST BE ONE OF THE BOYS FOOLING AROUND." "[GRUNTS]" "[MOANS]" "AAH!" "THE DEER BED DOWN AROUND THESE PINES." "I DROPPED ME A 200-POUNDER AROUND THESE PARTS LAST YEAR." "OH, DID YOU?" "UH-HUH." "YOU HEAR THIS GUY?" "WELL, TELL YOU WHAT-- IT'S GOT MY BLOOD PUMPIN'." "YEAH?" "YEAH, THAT'S GOOD." "WE'RE AWFUL DEEP INTO THESE HERE WOODS, BOYS." "I THINK IT'S BEST IF WE SPLIT UP." "FRANK, I'LL GO WITH YOU, AND, STEVE, YOU GO WITH JED." "THESE WOODS IS DAMN BIG." "WE DON'T WANT NOBODY GETTIN' LOST IN THESE PARTS," "'CAUSE THIS TERRAIN CAN BE VERY MEAN." "WELL, THAT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME." "FRANK, WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "THEM THINGS IS GONNA KILL YOU, BOY." "LISTEN, I GOT AN IDEA." "WHY DON'T YOU TWO GUYS POST OVER THERE A FEW YARDS?" "STEVE AND I WILL SWEEP ALL THE WAY FROM AROUND THERE" "AND SEE IF WE CAN KICK SOMETHING UP FOR YOU," "LONG AS YOU DO THE SAME FOR US TOMORROW." "WHAT?" "YOU DO THE SAME FOR US TOMORROW." "I RECKON THAT SOUNDS FAIR." "YOUR IDEA SUCKS, YOU KNOW THAT?" "COME ON, STEVE." "WE GOT A BIT OF WALKING TO DO." "[GASPING]" "HEY!" "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!" "WHOA!" "WHY ARE YOU WALKING SO FAST?" "LISTEN, YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA THINK I'M PARANOID," "BUT I DON'T FEEL RIGHT WITH THIS." "RIGHT WITH WHAT?" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "WELL, I WASN'T SURE UNTIL THAT GUY" "TRIED TO SEPARATE US FROM EACH OTHER." "THEY'RE BREAKING US APART FOR A REASON." "AND THEN HE LIKED MY IDEA ABOUT KICKING UP THE DEER." "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT HE DID." "DAMN, I'D LOVE THE IDEA IF THESE GUYS" "WOULD WALK THEIR ASSES OFF KICKING UP DEER FOR ME." "YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, FRANK." "MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT." "MAYBE YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE BIT PARANOID." "STEVE, I'M NOT PARANOID." "THEY WANT US ROAMING AROUND THESE WOODS WHILE THEY STAY PUT," "EXCEPT WE'RE GONNA BE LIKE SITTING DUCKS, GIVING AWAY OUR POSITION ALL THE WAY." "WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME?" "DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?" "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT." "WHAT DO YOU THINK, THESE GUYS WANT TO KILL US?" "I THINK SO." "[CHUCKLES] JESUS." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "I'M SERIOUS." "ARE YOU HAVING ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR, UH..." "YOU KNOW, VIETNAM FLASHBACK THINGS?" "NO." "NO, I'M NOT." "TRUST ME ON THIS, GOD DAMN IT." "WHAT IF I'M RIGHT?" "STEVE, WHAT IF I'M RIGHT?" "I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT SHOT I HEARD WAS A PISTOL." "I'M THINKING THAT WAS AL'S DERRINGER." "OKAY." "OKAY." "WHATEVER YOU SAY, FRANK." "SHIT, I MEAN, I THINK IT'S UNNECESSARY," "BUT, UH, WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?" "LET'S JUST HOLD TIGHT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS." "THAT'S ALL." "FUCK." "AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?" "WHAT?" "WELL, YOU SHOULD LIGHT THAT CIGARETTE." "[MOANING]" "THAT'S THE SECOND SHOT." "IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING." "I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "I'M TELLING YOU," "I'M POSITIVE THAT THAT WAS A PISTOL." "AW, JESUS CHRIST." "YOU KNOW WHAT, FRANK?" "MAYBE THIS WHOLE HUNTING TRIP WAS JUST A BAD IDEA FOR YOU." "[GROANING]" "AAH!" "[SCREAMS]" "EVERYTHING'S COVERED IN BLOOD." "AAH!" "[SCREAMS]" "FUCK." "HEY, FRANK." "WHERE?" "RIGHT THERE." "YOU SEE HIM?" "ON THE--ABOUT FOUR CLICKS UP ON THE RIGHT." "OKAY." "KEEP YOUR EYE ON HIM." "DON'T LET HIM SEE YOU." "DON'T WORRY." "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "WAIT A MINUTE." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "I'M GONNA LIGHT THINGS UP." "JESUS." "[GROANING]" "YOU STILL SEE HIM?" "NO, I LOST HIM." "HE'S ON THE LEFT SOMEWHERE BEHIND A TREE." "WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONE?" "WHAT OTHER ONE?" "I DIDN'T SEE ANOTHER ONE." "ALL RIGHT." "WELL, THAT ONE'S GONNA MAKE HIS AWAY AROUND" "IN A FEW MINUTES TO THE DUMMY HUNTER." "THEN WE'LL KNOW FOR SURE." "YEAH, WE'LL KNOW FOR SURE." "WE'LL KNOW SOMETHING." "[MOANING]" "MOTHERFUCKERS!" "[CLICKS]" "[CRYING]" "[SCREAMS]" "YOU FUCKER!" "I'LL BE A SON OF A BITCH." "JESUS CHRIST." "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST." "THESE GUYS ARE TRYING TO FUCKING KILL US." "THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRYING TO KILL US!" "WHY WOULD THEY WANT US DEAD?" "FRANK?" "LISTEN, WE GOTTA COUNT ON EACH OTHER." "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?" "THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH." "IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE." "WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" "DO YOU WANT TO SURVIVE?" "YEAH!" "HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?" "I DIDN'T." "LISTEN, IN A FEW MINUTES," "HE'S GONNA COME AROUND TO CONFIRM THE KILL." "YOU STAY HERE." "I'M GONNA MAKE MY WAY AROUND THIS WAY." "AND IF YOU SEE ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS," "KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS YOU." "NO, NO." "WAIT A MINUTE." "I CAN'T HANDLE THAT." "YOU STAY HERE." "I CAN'T FUCKIN' HANDLE THIS SHIT." "DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?" "YEAH, I WANT TO LIVE!" "STEVE, REMEMBER-- HESITATION KILLS." "FINE." "[SCREAMING]" "YOU BAGGED YOUR GAME, JIMBO." "YOU FUCKIN' BASTARDS!" "PSYCHO FREAKS!" "OOH." "[SCREAMS]" "WHY?" "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?" "MMM." "IT'S ON THE SWEET SIDE." "[GRUNTS]" "LET'S GO GET 'IM." "HELP!" "YOU SONS OF BITCHES!" "YOU'RE GONNA DIE FOR THIS!" "YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS GONNA DO TO YOU?" "[SCREAMS]" "MR. NICE TRUCK?" "NO!" "HELP ME!" "I WAS JUST BEGINNING TO LIKE YOU." "[SCREAMING]" "[GURGLING]" "GOTCHA!" "[GASPS]" "NO." "NO." "OOH!" "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?" "WHY?" "[GURGLING, COUGHING]" "I MISSED." "BUT I DID IT, YOU KNOW." "I MEAN, I DID WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO DO." "I SIGHTED UP ANOTHER MAN..." "AND I FIRED." "YOU DID FINE, PAL." "JUST THINK OF JEN." "IT'S THEM OR US." "OKAY?" "NOW COME ON, LET'S GO HELP THE OTHERS." "THEY'RE IN DANGER." "THEY NEED US." "FRANK, WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?" "I DON'T KNOW." "IT COULD BE SOME KIND OF CULT OR SOMETHING." "THESE BASTARDS ARE HUNTIN' US FOR THE FUN OF IT." "COME ON." "WAIT." "WAIT." "WAIT." "WAIT." "WAIT." "[BEEPS]" "COME ON." "COME ON!" "SHIT, I GOT NO SERVICE." "I GOT NOTHIN'." "LET'S ROLL." "WOULD YOU LIKE A GOODBYE DRINK?" "HMM?" "OH, PLEASE." "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME." "DON'T HURT ME, MAN." "JUST DON'T HURT ME." "YOU WANT MONEY?" "IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT?" "FUCKING STOP!" "I GOT MONEY." "I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU." "I'LL GIVE YOU MONEY." "KNOW WHAT I WANT, BOY?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "I WANT THIS TREE." "YEAH." "WHAT THE FUCK?" "HEY, BEN, I WANT THIS TREE." "OH, GOD, NO." "[SCREAMS]" "YOU KILLED HIS FUCKIN' DOG!" "NO." "DON'T HURT ME." "HE RAISED THAT POOCH FROM A PUP!" "DON'T..." "CUT HIM!" "DON'T HURT ME!" "OH, GOD, NO!" "[CHAINSAW REVVING]" "[SCREAMS]" "NO!" "[SCREAMING]" "COMING FROM THAT DIRECTION." "YOU FUCKERS." "[GRUNTS]" "[GRUNTING]" "[GRUNTS]" "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" "FUCKIN' MURDERER!" "COCKSUCKER!" "STEVE, EASE UP." "WAIT!" "THEY BUTCHERED CHARLIE!" "JUST WAIT!" "YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!" "I KNOW." "I KNOW." "JUST LET ME FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON." "DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU." "WHERE ARE OUR FRIENDS?" "YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF THESE WOODS." "[COUGHING]" "I WANT A FUCKIN' ANSWER, YOU SLIMY FUCKIN' GOOK!" "EXECUTE HIM." "HE'S JUST..." "UP YOURS, SOLDIER." "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR GAMES!" "[SCREAMING]" "TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON," "OR YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!" "[LAUGHING]" "I'M DYIN' ANYWAY." "TALK TO ME, GOD DAMN IT!" "[COUGHING]" "[GROANS]" "GET UP." "[COUGHING]" "[GROANING]" "[GROANING]" "[SCREAMING]" "LISTEN, YOU SICK SCUM," "TELL ME WHERE THE OTHERS ARE." "YOU CITY BOYS WERE FUN." "FUCK YOU." "[GRUNTS]" "[GASPING]" "YOU PRICK." "[SOBBING]" "HE WOULDN'T TALK." "I KILLED HIM." "I CHECKED HIM FOR SHOTGUN SHELLS." "THERE'S NONE." "OUR FAMILIES ARE PROBABLY WORRIED ABOUT US BY NOW." "GIMME A CIGARETTE." "GIMME A FUCKIN' CIGARETTE." "GOD DAMN THESE FUCKIN' HICKS!" "GOD DAMN IT." "THEY KNEW IT." "THEY SET US UP." "THEY SET US UP." "COME ON." "COME ON." "THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING." "NOBODY KNOWS WHERE THE FUCK WE ARE, FRANK." "THEY KILLED CHARLIE." "THAT'S NOT MY FAULT." "THAT'S NOT MY FAULT, IS IT?" "THAT'S NOT MY FAULT." "I MEAN, IF I DIDN'T ANSWER" "THAT FUCKIN' AD ON THE INTERNET, THEN WE WOULDN'T BE" "IN THIS SITUATION, BUT THAT'S NOT MY FAULT, MAN." "STOP TAKING THIS ALL ON YOUR SHOULDERS." "WHO COULD'VE THOUGHT" "SOMETHING AS SICK AS THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN?" "WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER." "IT'S HUNTING SEASON, AND WE'RE THE HUNTED." "GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DO AS I SAY." "I WON'T LEAVE JEN A WIDOW," "AND I WON'T LET THAT NEW LITTLE BABY GO WITHOUT A FATHER." "OKAY." "LET'S GET MOVING." "AL AND LENNY MAY STILL BE ALIVE." "WAIT A MINUTE, FRANK." "WAIT A MINUTE." "LET'S GO." "LET'S JUST YOU AND I GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE," "AND THESE GUYS CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES." "NO!" "WE LOOK FOR THEM NOW." "THINK ABOUT THIS." "I MEAN, COME ON, MAN." "THERE'S TOO MANY OF THESE GUYS!" "WE WALK OUT INTO THE FOREST LOOKING FOR THESE PEOPLE," "WE'RE SITTIN' DUCKS!" "YOU SAID THAT YOURSELF!" "I MEAN, FOR CHRISSAKES, THIS IS THEIR GODDAMN BACKYARD!" "NO!" "STEVE, I KNOW YOU'RE SCARED." "SO AM I." "YOU'RE FUCKIN' RIGHT I'M SCARED, MAN." "I'M FUCKIN' SCARED BECAUSE MY FRIENDS ARE DYING, FRANK." "MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKIN' DEAD!" "NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" "WE'LL FIND SOME HELP FOR AL AND LENNY." "LET'S GO!" "I CAN'T DO THAT." "I CAN'T LEAVE THEM BEHIND." "[GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS]" "I WANT HUEY SUPPORT!" "[MACHINE GUN FIRING]" "[INDISTINCT AUDIO]" "NO!" "COME ON, FRANK!" "LET'S GO, MAN." "I WON'T LEAVE THEM BEHIND!" "I CAN'T!" "GOD DAMN IT, MAN, I JUST WANT TO LIVE." "FUCK, I JUST WANT TO LIVE." "AND SO DO I." "[WOMAN] I'M SO TIRED TODAY." "I AM SO GLAD THAT THE BOYS ARE AWAY." "DID YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?" "NO." "YOU KNOW, HONESTLY, I JUST" "I HAVEN'T HAD THE TIME AT ALL." "NO." "FRANK!" "[WHIMPERING]" "FUCKIN'..." "WHAT'S THE SMELL?" "SHH." "I'LL GO CHECK IT OUT." "[POUNDING]" "[GASPS]" "GET OFF!" "[GROANING]" "[BOBBI-JO] NO!" "[GRUNTING]" "[FRANK] STEVE?" "[WHIMPERING]" "ARE YOU OKAY?" "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO HER?" "GO OUTSIDE AND KEEP AN EYE OUT." "I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE." "STEVE, GO!" "NO." "SO YOU'RE THE SICKO CHEF." "YOU--YOU WAIT TILL THE OTHERS CATCH YOU." "NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE EVER!" "[PANTING]" "SWEETHEART, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HOSTILITY" "AFTER THE BLOW JOB?" "OOH." "[LAUGHING]" "I LIKE TO TASTE MY MEAT BEFORE I EAT IT." "[CRUNCHING]" "[GASPING]" "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER?" "I TOOK CARE OF HER WOUND AND TIED HER UP." "SHE AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE." "I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD LEAVE HER LIKE THAT, FRANK." "WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?" "WE LET HER GO TO REJOIN THE GENERAL POPULATION" "SO SHE CAN GIVE AWAY OUR POSITIONS?" "OR WE PRANCE AROUND WITH HER LIKE A WOUNDED ANIMAL?" "[SCREAMS]" "DAMN." "THEY GUTTED HIM." "I CAN'T FUCKIN' TAKE IT, FRANK." "I CAN'T FUCKIN' TAKE IT." "THEY'RE SICK." "[WHIMPERING]" "THEY'LL FUCKIN' KILL US ALL." "THEY'RE KILLING FUCKIN' EVERYBODY." "WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE." "STEVE, CALM DOWN." "THEY'RE DEAD OUT THERE!" "KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD ABOUT YOU." "YOU LOSE YOUR HEAD HERE, YOU LOSE YOUR LIFE." "OKAY." "OKAY." "NOW THEY'RE OUT THERE REAL CLOSE." "WE START MOVING AROUND," "AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVE THE ADVANTAGE." "THESE GUYS KNOW THESE WOODS LIKE THE BACK OF THEIR HANDS." "BESIDES, I THINK WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES." "NOW LET'S JUST MOVE FOR COVER AND STAY PUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE." "THEY'LL BE BACK FOR THE BODIES." "THIS IS A NIGHTMARE." "NO." "THIS IS WAR." "I'M GONNA LOOK AROUND SOME." "DON'T MOVE." "FUCK." "I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GO ANYWHERE, FRANK." "I THINK WE SHOULD STAY RIGHT HERE, STAY TOGETHER." "STEVE, I CAN MOVE BETTER BY MYSELF." "HERE, TAKE THIS." "I'LL BE BACK SOON." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO." "I DON'T" "STEVE, JUST BE STILL." "JUST STAY RIGHT HERE." "STAY AND DON'T MOVE, OKAY?" "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "HURRY UP." "HAVE YOU HEARD FROM LENNY?" "NO." "DID YOU TRY CALLING THEM?" "YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW." "I'VE CALLED STEVE A BUNCH ON HIS CELLULAR," "AND I ALWAYS GET THAT" ""THE CUSTOMER HAS TRAVELED OUTSIDE THE BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."" "BUT A FEW TIMES I'VE LEFT MESSAGES," "AND I NEVER HEARD BACK." "AND YEAH, BUT, UM, I KNOW THAT THEY WERE GONNA GO" "TO SOME ROAD STOP, AND THEN FROM THERE," "I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE THEY WENT." "AND I'M WORRIED." "IT'S NOT LIKE HIM TO NOT CALL BACK." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO." "NOW I KNOW THE MUSTACHE MAN AIN'T DEAD." "NOT YET, ANYWAYS, LIKE THEM OTHER TWO ARE." "WHERE IS HE, BOY?" "I DON'T KNOW!" "YOUR SMART-ASS FRIEND," "THE ONE THAT JIMBO GUTTED..." "KILLED EARL WITH THIS." "[CLICKS]" "[LAUGHS]" "ONLY KIDDIN'." "I GOT SOMETHING BETTER IN MIND FOR YOU, BOY." "[WHIMPERING] [HUMMING]" "FUCK!" "[HUMMING]" "[SCREAMING]" "YOU LIKE THAT?" "HMM?" "ALL RIGHT." "LET'S HAVE US SOME LITTLE SCROTAL FUN." "I DON'T KNOW, MAN." "FUCK!" "FRANK!" "[STAMMERING] FRANK." "I'M SORRY." "I'M FUCKIN' SO SORRY." "[GROANING]" "HERE." "CUT YOURSELF LOOSE." "I'LL BE BACK." "I'LL BE HERE." "RIGHT HERE." "[SCREAMS]" "FUCK." "[GRUNTING]" "[MAN] ♪ JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ♪" "[FIRES]" "♪ JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ♪" "[GRUNTING]" "♪ JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ♪" "AAH!" "OH, SH..." "[GRUNTS]" "OOH!" "[GRUNTING]" "[GASPING]" "[WHIMPERING]" "YEAH." "HERE WE GO." "[THUD]" "[CRYING]" "I GOT YOU, SLICK." "I GOT YOU GOOD NOW." "[GRUNTS]" "OOH!" "[GRUNTS]" "AAH!" "[ROARS]" "[GRUNTS]" "AAH!" "[GRUNTING]" "[SCREAMING]" "♪ WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ♪" "♪ I WANT TO BE ♪" "♪ BY MYSELF ♪" "♪ AND YOU KEEP COMIN' BACK ♪" "♪ TO SAVE ME ♪" "♪ JUST SAVE YOURSELF ♪" "♪ AND WHY ♪" "♪ WON'T YOU ♪" "♪ LEAVE ME ALONE?" "♪" "[MOANS]" "♪ LEAVE ME ALONE ♪" "♪ JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ♪" "♪ JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ♪" "♪ JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ♪" "[SCREAMS]" "EAT THIS, MOTHERFUCKER." "[CIGARETTE FIZZLES OUT]" "[GASPING]" "IT'S ME, PAL." "[GRUNTING]" "WE'RE GOING HOME." "DID YOU GET 'EM?" "WELL, WE DEFINITELY WON'T GET A REFUND." "[CHUCKLES]" "[LAUGHING]" "DID YOU KILL 'EM, FRANK?" "DID YOU KILL 'EM ALL?" "DID YOU KILL EVERY ONE OF THEM?" "THIS HURTS." "FUCK." "IT HURTS!" "FUCK!" "I'M GONNA GET US OUT OF HERE." "DON'T WORRY, PAL." "[GROANING]" "HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND OUR WAY?" "WE WILL." "THIS IS HURTIN' ME, MAN." "YOU GOTTA TAKE THIS OUT." "YOU GOTTA GET THIS THING OUTTA ME." "YOU GOTTA TAKE IT OUT." "OKAY, PAL." "OKAY." "HOLD ON." "HANG ON." "BITE THIS." "HANG ON." "STEVE, THIS IS GONNA HURT." "HANG IN THERE, PAL." "YOU READY?" "STAY WITH ME NOW." "STAY WITH ME." "[MUTED SCREAMING]" "GOOD JOB." "[CAR APPROACHING IN DISTANCE]" "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "YEAH." "OKAY, PAL, IT'S YOUR CALL." "LET'S GO." "ALL RIGHT." "DEAR LORD." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "MY BUDDY'S HURT." "HE NEEDS A DOCTOR." "HE'S HURT PRETTY BAD." "GET HIM IN THE BACK." "I'LL TAKE YOU TO MY PLACE." "WE'RE RIGHT CLOSE BY." "WE'LL CALL A DOCTOR FOR HIM." "OKAY." "YOU FELLAS LOOK LIKE YOU BEEN THROUGH A WAR." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "UH, I DON'T KNOW." "ARROW CAME FROM SOMEWHERE." "WE THINK IT WAS A FREAK HUNTING ACCIDENT." "THAT'S A DARN NASTY GASH ON YOUR NECK." "YEAH, I CAUGHT IT ON A BRANCH WHILE I WAS" "I FELL WHEN I WAS RUNNING TO HELP HIM." "THANKS A LOT." "DON'T MENTION IT." "[CAR STARTS UP]" "[MAN] RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER THERE INTO THE BEDROOM." "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "[MUTTERS] YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT." "JUST TAKE A SEAT." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "SURE." "MM-HMM." "STEVE?" "YEAH?" "I'M GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN THAT WOUND." "OKAY." "YOU GOT ANY TOWELS OR ANYTHING?" "OH, YEAH." "I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY." "YEAH, THAT'S OKAY, YEAH." "HUH?" "IT'S OKAY." "OKAY, READY?" "YUP." "YUP." "HANG ON, PARTNER." "READY?" "UH, YUP." "HERE WE GO." "I'M SORRY, PAL." "[GRUNTS] OHH." "JUST PULL YOUR HAND OUT IF YOU CAN." "THERE YOU GO." "I'M GONNA PULL THIS BACK." "[GROANING]" "OH, MAN." "YOU GOT THEM TOWELS?" "DEAR LORD, I'M COMIN'." "THIS IS ALL I COULD FIND." "I HOPE IT'LL DO." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "[GRUNTING]" "DO YOU HAVE ANY PEROXIDE OR ANYTHING?" "NO, ALL I GOT IS WHISKEY." "OKAY." "STEVE?" "YEAH?" "WE'RE GONNA CLEAN THIS UP, AND IT'S GONNA HURT SOME." "OKAY?" "[GRUNTING]" "OKAY." "OKAY, BUDDY." "OKAY." "OKAY." "I KNOW." "I KNOW." "AH, YOU..." "I KNOW." "I KNOW." "LET ME HAVE A LITTLE OF THAT WHISKEY." "SURE." "WHEW!" "RIGHT ON THERE." "THAT'S GOOD." "ALL RIGHT?" "STEVE, I'VE GOTTA DISINFECT THIS WOUND." "NOW THIS IS GONNA BURN LIKE HELL." "ALL RIGHT." "YOU READY?" "MM-HMM." "[GRUNTING]" "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WHISKEY TO DRINK?" "[GROANING]" "OKAY, PAL." "OKAY." "OOH." "WHEW!" "YOU GOT ANY KIND OF PAINKILLERS" "ASPIRIN OR ANYTHING?" "SORRY, NO MEDICINES." "ALL I GOT IS WHISKEY." "ALL RIGHT." "LISTEN, BUD, YOU TRY TO GET SOME REST." "BY THE TIME YOU WAKE UP, WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY HOME, OKAY?" "JUST TRY AND GET SOME REST." "LET ME SEE IF I CAN FIND SOMETHING FOR THAT THERE NECK." "HERE, I GOT A PAD" "AND A COUPLE OF HANKIES FOR THAT THERE NECK." "STEVE, WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE, BUDDY, OKAY?" "JUST TRY TO GET SOME REST." "IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WANNA TAKE THESE WITH ME." "SURE." "ALL RIGHT, BUDDY?" "OH, YEAH." "OKAY." "HAVE YOU GOT A PHONE?" "IT'S RIGHT IN THE KITCHEN." "FOLLOW ME." "YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU LET ME CALL THE DOCTOR FIRST?" "HE'S RIGHT CLOSE BY." "AND THEN YOU CAN USE IT." "SURE." "HI, THIS IS GEORGE, DR. PARSONS." "YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA NEED YOU OVER HERE IN A JIFFY." "WELL, I GOT A COUPLE OF FELLAS HERE" "BEEN INVOLVED IN A HUNTING ACCIDENT," "AND ONE OF 'EM'S HURT BAD." "THEY TOOK, UH..." "AN ARROW THROUGH THE SHOULDER." "WELL, YEAH, WE'RE GONNA BE HERE." "ALL RIGHT." "HE'LL BE RIGHT OVER." "GOOD." "NOW WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT THERE AND RELAX?" "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF THAT WHISKEY?" "YEAH, I'LL HAVE ONE." "ALL RIGHT." "I'M GONNA USE YOUR PHONE NOW." "WHAT'S THE ADDRESS HERE?" "COTTAGE ROAD." "AND THE NUMBER?" "WELL, THEY DON'T USE 'EM." "COTTAGE ROAD IS THE MAILING ADDRESS." "NOW WHERE'D I PUT THAT WHISKEY?" "[VOICE ECHOING] WE CUT OUT YOUR FRIEND'S TONGUE." "HE WASN'T USING IT NONE." "[SCREAMING]" "I THINK WE GOT A NOOSE OVER THERE THAT'LL FIT YOU." "OOH!" "[GASPING]" "YOU NEED TO HANG UP THAT PHONE." "[HANGS UP PHONE]" "DID YOU REALLY THINK" "THAT HUNTING ACCIDENT ROUTINE WAS GONNA FOOL ANYBODY?" "I WAS OVER AT MITCH'S PLACE WHEN I FOUND YOU," "AND THEY WASN'T BACK YET." "NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT AWAY" "OR WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE IN THEM WOODS," "BUT I SURE DO AIM TO FIND OUT." "NOTHIN' HAPPENED." "WE WERE HUNTING BY OURSELVES." "NOW IF YOU'D LIKE FOR US TO LEAVE" "SIT DOWN, YOU ANIMAL." "YOU AIN'T A-GOIN' NOWHERES." "BUT I WILL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET." "YOU HAVE DISCOVERED HUNTERS OF A DIFFERENT KIND..." "HUNTERS THAT HUNT THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME OF ALL" "MAN." "YOU'RE SICK." "AM I?" "THINK ABOUT IT." "MAN IS THE GREATEST ANIMAL ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH." "NO OTHER ANIMAL EQUALS HIS PASSION FOR LIFE." "WE'RE ALL PART OF AN INSTINCT" "TO HUNT AND SURVIVE." "THE ANCIENT RACES, THEY KNEW IT." "THE CANNIBALS, THEY KNEW IT." "MAN WAS DESIGNED TO EAT HIS OWN KIND." "YOU KNOW, THE ONLY MAMMAL IN GOD'S CREATION" "THAT DOESN'T EAT THE PLACENTA AFTER ITS YOUNG'UNS IS BORN" "IS MODERN MAN." "NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T DIE," "BUT I DO KNOW THAT IF ANY OF MY HUNTIN' BUDDIES IS HURT," "I'M NOT JUST GONNA KILL YOU," "I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE LONG, SLOW, PAINFUL." "SO WE'LL JUST WAIT HERE" "FOR A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS TO SHOW," "AND THEN WE'RE GONNA FINISH THIS LITTLE GAME" "AND AFTERWARDS," "FEAST ON THE PRIZE." "YOU FEAST ON THAT." "BITCH." "STEVE, WE GOTTA HURRY." "THERE'S OTHERS COMING." "COME ON." "[MAN GROANING]" "[CAR STARTING UP]" "[GROANING]" "YOU KNOW YOU DID THE RIGHT THING." "YOU SURVIVED." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "[RING]" "I GOT SERVICE." "I GOT SERVICE!" "[RING]" "WELL, YOU GONNA ANSWER IT?" "[RING]" "HELLO?" "HI, HONEY." "UH, I'M OKAY." "NO." "WE DIDN'T KILL A DEER." "I PROMISE." "I'LL BE THERE SOON." "LOVE YOU, TOO." "SO DON'T BOOK ANY MORE TRIPS, OKAY?" "[LAUGHTER ECHOING]" "♪" "YOU WANT MORE BLOOD?" "[MAN] MORE BLOOD." "MORE BLOOD." "I'M GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD, BABY." "GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE." "LOOKS GOOD." "[MAN] CUT, GUYS." "BACK TO ONE." "I THINK I'M GONNA DO IT." "WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?" "LET'S JUST SIT TIGHT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS." "THAT'S ALL." "OKAY." "[MAN] ♪ CAN'T DENY IT... ♪" "WE'LL SIT TIGHT, AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS." "♪ LOVIN' YOU ♪" "♪ ISOLATION... ♪" "SO WHAT I HEAR YOU SAYING IS, YOU'LL BE OUT OF MY HAIR," "SO I CAN BE THE CAREFREE, FREEWHEELING GIRL I WAS" "BEFORE YOU IMPREGNATED ME AND TIED ME IN THE KITCHEN." "THAT'S FUNNY." "THAT'S REAL FUNNY." "LOOK, BABY, I KNOW YOU'RE WORRIED," "BUT IT'S GONNA BE FINE, OKAY?" "ALL RIGHT." "AND I HAVE NO FUCKIN' IDEA WHAT I SAID." "[PEOPLE CLAPPING]" "[MAN] WOW." "FUCK YOU." "NO, FUCK YOU." "AND IF I COULD GET THIS FUCKIN' ARROW OUT" "WITHOUT PISSING SPECIAL EFFECTS OFF," "I'D JAB YOU ONE IN THE NECK!" "[MEN LAUGHING]" "BESIDES, YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW MY WIFE." "IF I DON'T CHECK IN," "SHE'LL CUT ME OFF PERMANENTLY WITH THE OLD BRACIOLE HERE." "WELL, AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH MASTURBATION." "IT IS SEX WITH ONE YOU LOVE." "[MEN LAUGHING]" "IT'S A SMOKEHOUSE." "[MAN] ♪ CRAZY MOMENTS ♪" "♪ OUR COMMITMENTS NEVER MADE... ♪" "WHAT'S WRONG?" "FOR HUMANS." "♪ WORDS ARE SPOKEN, BUT THE TRUTH IS LEFT UNSAID ♪" "THEY'RE EATING US?" "LET'S GO." "YEAH." "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" "[MAN] I'M SORRY." "[WOMAN] ACTUALLY, IT WAS..." "I KNEW IT WAS COMING, TOO." "YEAH, WHAT'S UP?" "WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH ONE EYE?" "I HAVE NO IDEA." "[MAN] YOU KILLED ME AGAIN." "I KILLED YOU?" "I DON'T KNOW." "THAT'S THE PUNCH LINE." "OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT." "FORGET IT." "I'M NOT DOING THE JOKE." "KEEP ROLLING." "START FROM THE TOP." "GO AGAIN." "♪ IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US JUST THE TWO OF US ♪" "♪ SOMETHING EVER EKING... ♪" "FUCK." "[MAN] AND..." "LOOK AT THIS." "FONGOOL." "HE'S TELLING ME OVER HERE AND OVER THERE." "I'M UP FOR THAT PROMOTION." "I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE GETTING AWAY." "♪ NOBODY'S LISTENING ANYWAY ♪" "♪ NOW DON'T CRY ♪" "♪ CRY OUT LOUD ♪" "[MEN LAUGHING] FUCK ME." "I'LL TAKE YOU NOW," "EXCEPT GEORGE WON'T BE BACK TILL AROUND NOON." "HE'S OUT TRAPPING ALL NIGHT..." "TRAPPIN' BEAVER." "[MEN LAUGHING]" "[CHARLIE] I MEAN, WHAT'S THE STORY HERE?" "EAT THIS, DAMN IT." "EAT IT." "COME ON, EAT THIS, YOU FUCKIN', NO GOOD..." "I LIKE TO TASTE MY MEAT BEFORE I EAT IT." "[MAN] HE'S GOTTA GIVE THE CARDS, MAN." "GIVE THE CARDS BACK." "ACTION." "[MEN LAUGHING]" "[AL] HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE CARDS IN HIS HAND." "[MAN] LOWER YOUR CHIN." "[WOMAN] ARE YOU ROLLING?" "[MAN] I'M ROLLING." "LOOK AT ME." "LOOK RIGHT AT ME." "I CAN'T." "YOU GOT MY HAIR." "LET GO OF HIS FUCKING HAIR!" "[MAN] ALL RIGHT, CUT." "[MAN #2] THAT'S IT." "[MAN] CUT." "WHO SAID CUT BEFORE I DID?" "[BEEPS] 42 APPLE, TAKE ONE." "[MAN] SETTLE." "AND ACTION." "[GRUNTS]" "[CHARLIE] ARE YOU ON THE DESSERT MENU?" "WELL, IF I WERE..." "[MAN] GO AGAIN." "I'D BE LISTED UNDER..." "IS THAT WHERE YOU WERE STANDING" "WHEN WE MOVED HERE?" "YEAH." "[WHISTLES] OKAY." "THANK YOU." "I'VE HAD IT." "I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL YOU GUYS." "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU." "WHY HAVE I HAD IT WITH YOU?" "BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY." "♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR... ♪" "[SUSTAINING NOTE]" "♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "CLOSED-CAPTIONED BY J.R. MEDIA SERVICES, BURBANK, CA"