""DEAR ALL..." ""YOU MUST BE WONDERING" ""WHERE I HAVE BEEN THESE LAST FEW DAYS." ""I'VE BEEN LAID LOW WITH A SPRAINED ANKLE" ""AND I'M STAYING IN THE ROYAL HUNTING LODGE" ""IN THE DISENCHANTED FOREST." ""DO CARRY ON WITH THE CORONATION PLANS" ""AND REST ASSURED I WILL BE BACK IN PLENTY OF TIME" ""FOR THE BIG DAY." "LOTS OF LOVE, PRINCE WENDELL."" "THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT." "WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT." "IT EXPLAINS NOTHING." "WHY HAS THE PRINCE MADE NO REFERENCE" "TO THE TROLL KING CRISIS?" "WELL, PERHAPS HE HASN'T HEARD ABOUT IT." "A TWISTED ANKLE CAN BE EXCRUCIATING." "THE TROLL KING HAS CHALLENGED WENDELL" "TO FACE HIM IN COMBAT." "MEANWHILE, HE'S BEEN KILLING FOURTH KINGDOM CITIZENS" "AND NOTHING'S BEING DONE ABOUT IT." "WE NEED A PLAN." "WE HAVE A PLAN." "MY SEATING PLAN." "THE CEREMONY" "IS BARELY THREE WEEKS AWAY." "I NEED THE PRINCE FOR A FITTING" "AND I NEED PEOPLE TO AT LEAST COMMIT" "TO A BASIC COLOR SCHEME." "I'M WORRIED ABOUT WENDELL." "I SHALL GO TO THE HUNTING LODGE" "BY THE FASTEST STEED IN THE KINGDOM" "AND TELL HIM OF THE TROLL KING'S CHALLENGE." "JOLLY GOOD IDEA." "ONE FURTHER THING..." "THE QUEEN IS STILL AT LARGE." "SHE HAS SPIES EVERYWHERE." "NOTHING THAT IS SAID HERE MUST GO BEYOND THIS ROOM." "AGREED?" "AGREED." "WE MUST CONSIDER MILITARY OPTIONS" "OTHERWISE, WE WILL BE PERCEIVED" "AS BEING SPINELESS IN WENDELL'S ABSENCE." "WOULD IT HELP TO..." "SUMMON MY HUNTSMAN." "OH, WE HAVE PROBLEMS." "WENDELL'S COUNCIL DOESN'T BELIEVE MY LETTER." "THEY HAVE SENT A MAN TO WENDELL'S HUNTING LODGE." "HE MUST NOT RETURN." "IT WILL BE DONE." "IF YOU WERE KIDNAPPED" "IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL RIGHT" "BUT VIRGINIA?" "OH, HAVE I LOST MY ONE TRUE LOVE?" "OH, STOP IT WITH THE ONE TRUE LOVE." "YOU'RE SOME GRUBBY EX-CON." "YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE SINCE WE MET." "DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!" "I'LL BITE YOU IN A MINUTE!" "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH ME?" "BECAUSE I'VE HAD..." "SHH, SHH, SHH." "LISTEN." "( whooshing )" "( whooshing )" "HALT." "WHO APPROACHES?" "FORGIVE US, NOBLE WOODSMAN" "BUT HAVE YOU SEEN A GORGEOUS GIRL WITH VERY LONG HAIR?" "I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING." "I'M BLIND." "( whooshing )" "A BLIND WOODSMAN?" "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TREE MOVE?" "TONY." "WHAT?" "LOOK AT HIS AXE." "IS THAT AXE, BY ANY REMOTE CHANCE" "THE MAGIC AXE THAT CUTS THROUGH ANYTHING?" "COULD BE." "OH." "HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR IT?" "YEAH, HOW MUCH?" "OH, YOU CAN HAVE MY MAGIC AXE" "IF YOU CAN GUESS MY NAME" "BUT YOUR FRIEND MUST KNEEL" "BY THIS BLOCK AND IF YOU HAVEN'T FOUND MY NAME OUT BY THE TIME" "I'VE CHOPPED ALL THESE LOGS INTO FIREWOOD" "I WILL HAVE HIS HEAD." "WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE?" "WHAT KIND OF TWISTED UPBRINGING DID YOU HAVE?" "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY, "OH, THAT'LL BE 100 GOLD COINS."" "WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE" ""NO, NOT UNLESS YOU LAY A MAGIC EGG" "OR COUNT THE HAIRS ON THAT GIANT'S ASS"?" "!" "DO YOU WANT THE AXE" "OR DON'T YOU?" "YEAH, WELL, LET'S JUST CARRY ON" "LOOKING FOR VIRGINIA." "OH!" "I KNOW THIS." "IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT." "WE ACCEPT." "DON'T ACCEPT ON MY BEHALF." "OH, NO, IT'S FINE." "NO..." "IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY." "I SWEAR, IT'S OKAY." "VERY WELL." "LAY YOUR HEAD ON THE BLOCK" "WHILE YOUR FRIEND GUESSES." "JUST FOR VIRGINIA." "YES, DON'T WORRY." "JUST TO MAKE YOU SECURE." "I KNOW THIS." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT AT ALL." "ALL RIGHT, MR. I- DON'T-HAVE-TO-LOOK" " BUT-I-CAN-CHOP-WOOD" "YOUR NAME IS RUMPELSTILTSKIN." "NO." "OH!" "I SAID "RUMPELSTILTSKIN."" "IT'S NOT HIS NAME." "GUESS AGAIN." "OH, RUMPELSTILTSKIN, JR." "RUMPELSTILTSKIN THE FOURTH." "NO." "( whooshing )" "DOES IT HAVE A RUMPEL IN IT?" "Virginia:" "PLEASE LET ME GO." "I'M NOT INVOLVED IN THIS." "WHERE'S THE DOG?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "DON'T MAKE ME ASK AGAIN." "I THINK HE'S DEAD." "I THINK YOU'RE LYING." "AND YOU'RE NOT LYING." "IS HE HURT?" "YOU WERE DRAGGING SOMETHING ON WHEELS." "YET THE TRACKS WERE TOO DEEP" "FOR THE WEIGHT OF JUST A DOG." "WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?" "WILL THEY COME LOOKING FOR YOU?" "THEY DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME." "SO THEY WILL COME." "DO THEY HAVE ANY WEAPONS?" "YES." "NO WEAPONS." "UH..." "TOM." "UH, DICK." "VAN DYKE." "COLD." "UH..." "UM." "OH!" "ELVIS?" "FRANKIE." "JOHN, PAUL, GEORGE." "RINGO." "RINGO?" "COLDER." "WAY OFF." "WELL, COME ON, LOOK, LOOK." "JUST GIVE ME A CLUE." "WHAT KIND OF FUN" "CAN IT BE" "JUST TO KILL HIM?" "QUITE A LOT OF FUN" "ACTUALLY." "IN FACT, YOU COULD SAY THAT IS THE REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE." "SIT." "I WAS BORN HERE" "IN THIS FOREST." "WHEN I FIRST SAW THE QUEEN" "I WAS STILL A FORESTER." "SHE CAME TO MY VILLAGE." "SHE STOPPED HER HUNTING PARTY" "TO WATER THE HORSES." "THEN SHE CALLED ME FORWARD" "AND SHOWED ME THIS." "SHE SAID" ""WHEN THIS CROSSBOW IS FIRED, THE BOLT WILL NOT STOP" ""UNTIL IT HITS THE HEART OF A LIVING BEING." "IT CANNOT MISS."" "SO I SAID" ""WHAT MUST I DO TO WIN THIS MAGIC CROSSBOW?"" "AND SHE SAID, "JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES" "FIRE WHEREVER YOU WISH AND IT'LL BE YOURS."" "SO I DID." "THE BOLT LEFT THE BOW LIKE GOSSAMER" "AND SPED A MILE THROUGH THE TREES" "THEN KILLED A CHILD" "WHO WAS PLAYING." "I REMEMBER THE QUEEN'S FACE" "AS I PULLED THE BOLT FROM MY SON'S HEART." "AND SHE SAID" ""YOU WILL BE MY HUNTSMAN."" "SO YOU UNDERSTAND." "THE HUNT IS MY PURPOSE AND ONLY PLEASURE." "I HAVE NO INTEREST IN MERCY." "OH!" "WELL, HOW DO WE KNOW" "YOU'RE NOT LYING ABOUT YOUR NAME?" "HEY!" "THAT'S RIGHT." "I COULD HAVE SAID IT ALREADY." "YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED MY NAME..." "NOT BY A LONG WAY." "LONG WAY." "MY NAME..." "IS IN MY HAT." "( no audio )" "I MAY BE BLIND" "BUT MY HEARING IS EXCELLENT." "MOVE ANY CLOSER..." "AND I CHOP YOUR FRIEND'S HEAD OFF." "OH..." "OH..." "YOU'RE A SICK PERVERT, HUH?" "YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE." "HUNDREDS OF TIMES." "AND, UH..." "APPROXIMATELY" "WHAT WAS THE PERCENTAGE OF CORRECT GUESSES?" "NO ONE HAS EVER GUESSED." "OH!" "YOUR MAJESTY?" "ARE YOU THERE?" "( horse whickers )" "HELLO?" "IS ANYONE THERE?" "( high-pitched whine )" "PRINCE WENDELL?" "WHO IS THIS QUEEN?" "HOW CAN YOU SERVE SOMEONE" "THAT MADE YOU KILL YOUR OWN SON?" "IT WAS MY DESTINY TO KILL MY SON." "IT WAS HER DESTINY TO ASK ME." "YOU'RE CRAZY." "EVERYBODY IN THIS WHOLE PLACE IS CRAZY!" "WHATEVER IS MEANT TO HAPPEN WILL HAPPEN" "NO MATTER WHAT WE DO." "IT IS MY DESTINY" "TO KILL YOU NOW." "WHO ARE YOU?" "I'M NOBODY." "I SWEAR, I'M NOBODY." "I WILL KILL YOU." "( clanging )" "I HAVE A LITTLE BUSINESS" "TO ATTEND TO." "WE WILL CONTINUE" "OUR DISCUSSION LATER." ""THE MAD AXEMAN."" "( growls )" "I TOLD YOU" "YOU'D NEVER GUESS." "OH, UM..." "UH..." "UH, WAIT!" "UH, UM..." "Wolf:" "OH, HURRY UP." "IT'S FORMING IN MY MIND." "RUNNING OUT OF LOGS." "UM, UH..." "JUST A SECOND." "IT'S COMING, IT'S COMING." "TOO LATE." "NOW, I WILL HAVE YOUR FRIEND'S HEAD." "( Wolf yells )" "JUST A MINUTE..." "JULIET!" "( groans )" "( horse neighs )" "( Virginia grunting )" "( breathing heavily )" "HI." "BECAUSE YOU HELPED US, WE WILL HELP YOU AGAIN" "BUT THIS REALLY HAS TO BE THE LAST TIME." "YOU'RE SUCH A LOT OF TROUBLE." "OKAY." "PLEASE GO AND FIND MY FATHER AND WOLF" "AND TELL THEM WHERE I AM." "TELL THEM TO COME AND GET ME." "BYE." "Wolf:" "AH, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT?" "JULIET, THE AXEMAN!" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IS IT ANY WONDER HE TURNED INTO A SICK SADIST?" "I KNOW." "PSST..." "YOU, DOWN THERE." "IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BIRDS." "I KNOW WHERE VIRGINIA IS." "WHERE?" "SHE'S IN A TREE" "THAT IS NOT A TREE..." "IN A PLACE THAT IS NOT A PLACE." "ALL RIGHT, HOLD-HOLD-HOLD IT." "CAN WE JUST STOP WITH THE RHYMING CRAP?" "TAKE US THERE!" "OH!" "OH, COME ON!" "MOVE!" "SHE'S INSIDE THIS TREE." "BYE." "WAIT A MINUTE." "INSIDE A TREE?" "HOW COULD SHE BE INSIDE A TREE?" "VIRGINIA!" "VIRGINIA!" "ARE YOU UP THERE?" "WOLF?" "WOLF?" "OH..." "IT'S HER." "IT'S HER." "UM, HOW DO WE GET IN?" "THERE'S A DOOR." "UM, ALL RIGHT." "A DOOR?" "UM...." "A DOOR?" "WHERE?" "I DON'T SEE A DOOR." "I DON'T SEE A DOOR." "THERE'S NO DOOR." "THERE'S DEFINITELY NO DOOR!" "OH, IF HE'S CONCEALED IT WITH MAGIC" "IT COULD TAKE WEEKS TO OPEN!" "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST COME DOWN" "LET US IN FROM THE INSIDE?" "WELL..." "HE'S CHAINED ME UP." "I CAN'T." "CAN'T YOU CLIMB UP THE TREE?" "WELL, THERE ARE NO FOOTHOLDS." "WELL, GET A LADDER OR SOMETHING." "WHERE AM I GOING TO GET A LADDER?" "HOLD ON A SECOND." "IF THIS IS A MAGIC AXE" "MAYBE I CAN CHOP THE TREE DOWN!" "VIRGINIA, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?" "WHAT?" "HOW LONG IS YOUR HAIR NOW?" "UH, IT'S, UH, LONGER THAN EVER." "IT'S..." "NO." "NO!" "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA." "NO!" "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THIS." "LOVE OF MY LIFE" "LET DOWN YOUR LUSTROUS LOCKS." "OW!" "( grunting )" "OW!" "LOOK OUT BELOW." "CLOSE YOUR EYES." "W-WHY?" "WHAT IS IT?" "DANDRUFF." "I DO NOT HAVE DAN..." "OW!" "OH, SOME PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE." "OH, WHAT A MOMENT IN MY LIFE." "MY SECOND OPPORTUNITY TO SAVE YOU." "MY STORY WILL BE IMMORTALIZED" "IN SONG-- THERE'S NO QUESTION OF THAT." "( gasps )" "I FOUND ANOTHER GRAY ONE." "OH!" "( grunts )" "¶ TA-DA." "OW!" "BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T TRIP OVER YOUR HAIR." "NO KIDDING." "STAY BACK, VIRGINIA." "STAY BACK!" "VIRGINIA!" "VIRGINIA!" "( growls )" "VIRGINIA!" "GET THE AXE!" "GET THE AXE!" "DAD, GIVE ME THE AXE!" "CHOP HIS HEAD OFF!" "STICK IT IN HIS BACK!" "ANYTHING!" "DO IT!" "OKAY!" "( yells )" "SORRY." "WILL SOMEBODY MOVE THIS DOOR?" "MY ARM IS SQUASHED!" "VIRGINIA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "YES." "WHAT IS THIS PLACE?" "IT'S A BAD PLACE!" "LET'S GO." "GOOD IDEA." "OH, WAIT, WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM LIKE THIS." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "GIVE ME THE AXE." "I'LL DO IT." "WAIT!" "WE CAN'T KILL HIM." "OF COURSE WE CAN." "HE'D KILL US." "HE'S HELPLESS." "EXACTLY WHY WE SHOULD KILL HIM NOW!" "WOLF, NO!" "HE'S GOING TO COME AFTER US." "I DON'T CARE." "WE'RE NOT KILLING HIM." "( grunts )" "YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS MOMENT." "COME ON." "AW!" "( delighted laughter )" "HEY, BOY, WELCOME BACK." "TIME FOR WALKIES." "OH, HEY." "HOW DID THE HAIRCUT GO?" "WELL..." "UH..." "I THINK I MIGHT HAVE OVERDONE THE AXE TRIM A LITTLE." "WH...?" "I DON'T..." "WHAT'S...?" "DON'T SAY A WORD." "OH, MY..." "W-WHAT...?" "( yelling and screaming )" "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "YOU ARE INVITING TROUBLE." "I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING..." "WAR IS GREAT FUN WHEN THERE'S NO ENEMY." "YOU'RE VERY STUPID." "EVEN FOR A TROLL." "WENDELL'S KINGDOM BORDERS ALL THE OTHERS." "THEY WILL NOT LET IT FALL WITHOUT A FIGHT." "THE OTHER KINGDOMS WILL SEND IN TROOPS" "AND CRUSH YOU!" "THEN I'LL KILL THEM ALL." "I'M NOT SCARED OF ANYBODY." "LISTEN TO ME." "I WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU DESIRE" "BUT YOU MUST LEAVE BEANTOWN NOW!" "BEANTOWN'S OLD NEWS." "WE'VE GOT CONTROL OF EVERY VILLAGE 20 MILES FROM HERE" "AND IT'S NOT STOPPING THERE." "I'M TAKING MY HALF OF THE KINGDOM RIGHT NOW." "WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?" "( laughs )" "I DON'T BELIEVE IT." "THAT'S ACORN'S WAGON." "THAT'S IT, THAT'S HIM." "WE'RE GOING HOME." "BRING PRINCE." "Virginia:" "OKAY." "YOU TALK." "AH, HI, ACORN." "HI." "REMEMBER ME?" "ANTONY." "YOU GOT OUT OF PRISON." "HOW, UH..." "UNLIKELY." "WHERE'S OUR MIRROR?" "MIRROR?" "IT BELONGS TO US." "WAS IT VALUABLE, THEN?" "NO, IT'S WORTHLESS." "YOU'VE COME AN AWFUL LONG WAY" "TO GET BACK" "A WORTHLESS MIRROR." "IT'S A MAGIC MIRROR." "WE TRAVELED HERE THROUGH IT" "AND WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED HERE EVER SINCE." "LOOK, ALL WE WANT TO DO IS GO HOME." "WE WON'T TAKE THE MIRROR, OKAY?" "WE'LL JUST USE IT TO GO HOME" "AND THEN, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT." "I'M MOVED BY WHAT YOU SAY." "THEN PLEASE, LET US GO HOME." "BUT I DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE." "I'M AFRAID I SWAPPED IT" "WITH SOMEONE IN THE VILLAGE" "NOT HALF AN HOUR AGO." "SWAPPED IT?" "SWAPPED IT FOR WHAT?" "( baaing )" "Queen:" "WOLF..." "WOLF." "WOLF, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SIMPLY IGNORE ME?" "I'VE CHANGED." "I AM NO LONGER UNDER YOUR INFLUENCE." "YOU CANNOT TOUCH ME." "OH, REALLY?" "IT'S A FULL MOON TONIGHT." "YOUR BLOOD IS ALREADY HOT." "YOU ARE A WOLF." "WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THE WILD MOON CALLS YOU?" "WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN" "TO YOUR NEW FRIENDS?" "I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD GO INTO THIS VILLAGE." "THIS IS WHERE ACORN SAID THE MIRROR WAS." "A WOLF GOES BY HIS INSTINCTS" "AND I DON'T LIKE IT." "I MEAN, THIS IS FARMING LAND" "AND FARMERS DON'T LIKE WOLFIES." "HUFF PUFF, NO SIRREE." "WHY DON'T WE STOP FOR BREAKFAST" "AND THINK ABOUT WHAT TO DO?" "YOU HAD BREAKFAST." "THEN I WANT ANOTHER BREAKFAST!" "WHAT ARE YOU, MY MOTHER?" "YOU TELL ME WHEN I CAN EAT OR NOT?" "WHY DON'T YOU JUST DRAW UP A LIST OF THINGS" "I CAN AND CAN'T DO." "WE'RE GOING INTO THE VILLAGE." "END OF DISCUSSION." "YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU LIKE." "VIRGINIA, PLEASE FORGIVE ME." "I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE SO RUDE." "IT'S JUST THAT MY CYCLE IS COMING ON." "ONCE A MONTH, I GET VERY IRRATIONAL AND ANGRY" "AND I WANT TO PICK A FIGHT" "WITH ANYONE WHO COMES NEAR ME." "SOUNDS FAMILIAR." "I'LL BE PERFECTLY, PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT" "IF YOU JUST KEEP ME AWAY FROM TEMPTATION." "YOU KNOW, I GET LIKE THAT, TOO, SOMETIMES." "OH." "LOOK AT THOSE SHEEP." "TROLLOPS." "IT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED." "( gasps )" "MORNING." "MORNING." "MY NAME'S SALLY PEEP." "I'M A SHEPHERDESS." "THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT." "MY, WHAT HAIRY, STRONG ARMS YOU'VE GOT." "IF MY DOOR WASN'T LOCKED" "I'D BE SCARED" "YOU'D COME INTO MY HOUSE" "AND HUFF AND PUFF" "AND BLOW ALL MY CLOTHES OFF." "( huffs )" "WHERE DO YOU LIVE, SALLY?" "OKAY, LET'S GO." "( giggling )" "Man:" "WELCOME, ONE AND ALL" "TO THE SECOND DAY OF THE LITTLE LAMB VILLAGE ANNUAL COMPETITION." "WELL, IT'S A NEW DAY TODAY AND A NEW COMPETITION." "THE BEST RADISH IN THE VILLAGE." "MRS. MORRIS, THESE RADISHES ARE BEAUTIFUL." "I GIVE THEM NINE OUT OF TEN." "BUT THE PEEP'S RADISHES..." "BLESS ME, THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN." "THEY'RE OUT OF THIS WORLD." "I'VE GOT TO GIVE THEM TEN OUT OF TEN." "GORDON PEEP THE GROCER" "COME UP AND GET YOUR NINTH AWARD TODAY." "CONFOUND IT." "THE PEEPS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN." "THEY'RE JUST BEST AT EVERYTHING." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN AN HOUR'S TIME" "I'LL ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF BEST CHEESE IN THE VILLAGE." "( applause )" "EXCUSE ME." "CAN YOU TELL ME WHO'S IN CHARGE AROUND HERE?" "I AM THE VILLAGE IDIOT, AND I AM IN CHARGE" "OF THE WISHING WELL." "DO WE HAVE MAGNETS IN OUR POCKETS?" "HOW DO WE ATTRACT PEOPLE LIKE THIS?" "IT'S A NICE DOG" "YOU GOT THERE." "HE REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE." "Tony:" "WHAT'S THAT FOR?" "Idiot:" "THAT'S THE VILLAGE'S PRESENT" "FOR PRINCE WENDELL." "IT'S TO BE HIS CORONATION CLOAK." "I HOPE HE LIKES IT." "AREN'T YOU GOING TO MAKE A WISH, THEN?" "IT'S VERY BAD LUCK TO PASS WITHOUT MAKING A WISH." "THAT'S MONEY WE SHOULDN'T BE WASTING." "OH, YOU ARE SO PRIM." "BUT MY WISH WILL CHANGE ALL OF THAT." "( coins clank )" "IT DON'T WORK." "IT USED TO BE A REAL MAGIC WISHING WELL." "AND FOLKS, THEY TRAVELED" "FROM ALL OVER THE KINGDOMS TO HAVE THINGS BLESSED IN IT." "IT'S ALL DRIED UP NOW." "IT HASN'T FLOWED FOR YEARS." "I HAVE MADE IT" "MY LIFE'S WORK..." "AS FASCINATING AS YOUR STORY IS" "WE'RE ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR A MIRROR." "ABOUT SO BIG, BLACK." "WE WERE TOLD THAT SOMEONE BOUGHT IT" "OFF OF ACORN THE DWARF." "MM-HMM." "I HAVE MADE IT MY LIFE'S WORK" "TO WAIT BY THIS WELL UNTIL IT FILLS UP AGAIN." "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?" "IT'S NO USE, THE MAN IS A COMPLETE IDIOT." "IF ONLY." "NOW MY FATHER, HE WAS A COMPLETE IDIOT." "I'M STILL A HALF-WIT." "EVERYWHERE IS FULL, WHAT WITH THE ANNUAL VILLAGE COMPETITION." "BUT YOU CAN STAY HERE, IF YOU LIKE." "MIGHT NOT BE POSH, LIKE WHAT YOU'RE USED TO." "OH." "IT STINKS." "IT'S GREAT." "THANK YOU." "BY THE WAY, DO YOU KNOW OF ANYBODY" "THAT'S BOUGHT A MIRROR" "FROM A TRAVELING TRADER RECENTLY?" "OH?" "AH!" "YOU'LL WANT TO TALK TO THE LOCAL JUDGE." "HE BOUGHT A LOAD OF THINGS OFF THAT DWARF." "PRIZES FOR THE COMPETITION." "YOU'LL FIND HIM IN THE INN OVER THE ROAD." "THEY DO LOVELY FOOD THERE, TOO." "WELL, THAT'S THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR." "THANKS." "( groaning in pain )" "WHAT'S WRONG?" "OH!" "DOG..." "CRAMPS!" "( whimpering )" "I NEED TO..." "I NEED TO GO TO BED." "I NEED TO LIE DOWN IMMEDIATELY." "( groaning )" "I NEED A..." "I WANT A..." "I NEED A HOT RABBIT TO STROKE." "TO COMFORT ME." "A LONG-EARED RABBIT IS BEST." "NOW!" "UH..." "NOW." "RIGHT NOW." "YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RUNNING A TERRIBLE TEMPERATURE." "OH, THEY LOOK SO INNOCENT, DON'T THEY?" "BUT THEY'RE NOT!" "THEY'RE PROVOCATIVE" "TEASING LITTLE FLUFF BALLS." "( gasping )" "JUST LOOK AT HER BEADY LITTLE EYES." "SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOING." "DON'T YOU?" "YOU JUST FEEL REALLY HOT." "OH, STOP FUSSING OVER ME!" "YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!" "STOP MOTHERING AND SMOTHERING AND CUBBER-LOVING EVERYBODY" "LIKE A LITTLE DWARF HOUSEWIFE!" "GO OUT!" "LEAVE ME ALONE!" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT FOR?" "I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THAT KIND... ( women screaming )" "WOLF!" "WOLF!" "WO... ( festive music )" "( cheering )" "( clamoring )" "I'M THE WOLF!" "LET'S GO SEE WHAT THAT IS." "YOU STAY WITH ME." "YEAH." "( growls )" "( laughing and yelling )" "I AM THE WOLF." "COME ON." "COME ON." "THAT'S THE PLACE FOR US." "MM, THESE POTATOES..." "DID YOU TRY THE SQUASH?" "IT'S ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE." "I KNOW." "THAT'S IT." "HMM?" "VIRGINIA, LOOK." "TOMORROW'S COMPETITION." "DAD, LOOK." "THE MIRROR IS ONE OF THE PRIZES." "SHEEP AND SHEPHERDESS COMPETITION." "HMM." "WE'VE GOT TO TALK TO THE JUDGE." "I KNOW." "HERE WE ARE, MY DEARS." "UH-HUH." "IS THE JUDGE ABOUT?" "THE JUDGE WILL BE IN FOR HIS DINNER, 8:00 ON THE DOT." "THERE ARE SOME MORE LOVELY VEGETABLES" "FOR YOU." "JUST KEEP IT COMING." "IT'S INCREDIBLE." "THIS CIDER-- I DON'T EVEN LIKE CIDER" "I'VE HAD FIVE PINTS." "THAT CIDER COMES FROM YOUNG COLIN PEEP'S APPLES." "AND THE LAMB WAS REARED BY MY BROTHER, LARRY PEEP." "EVERYTHING YOU'RE EATING" "COMES FROM US PEEPS." "BEST FARMING FAMILY" "IN THE WHOLE OF THE NINE KINGDOMS" "IF I SAY IT MESELF." "WELL, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD AND SAY IT." "WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?" "OH, I SUPPOSE WE'RE JUST GOOD FARMERS." "( chuckles )" "( gasping )" "OH, START WITHOUT ME, WHY DON'T YOU?" "HI." "SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN BED?" "BED?" "!" "NO!" "I FEEL BOUNDING WITH ENERGY." "I FEEL FULL OF LIFE." "WHERE'S THE RABBIT?" "WHAT RABBIT'S THAT?" "THE ONE I GAVE YOU TO CUDDLE." "MM!" "MM!" "GOODNESS ME, I THINK SHE MUST'VE HOPPED AWAY." "( grunting )" "OH, YOU'VE GOT AN APPETITE LIKE A WOLF, YOU HAVE." "( growling )" "OH, BY THE WAY, FOLKS, JUDGE HAS JUST WALKED IN" "IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM." "OH, THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "( grunting )" "SO, YOU CAN SEE, SIR, THAT, IN A WAY" "THIS MIRROR REALLY IS, ACTUALLY, OURS." "YEAH." "NO, IT'S NOT." "I BOUGHT THAT FAIR AND SQUARE." "I BUY A WHOLE BATCH OF THINGS EVERY YEAR" "FOR THE VILLAGE PRIZES." "UM..." "RIGHT." "YOU KNOW..." "YOU KNOW, YOUR HONOR, I KNOW" "HOW THESE THINGS USUALLY WORK, SO, UM..." "HOW ABOUT I SLIP YOU A FEW GOLD COINS..." "I'M A JUDGE." "I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TRYING TO BRIBE ME." "OH, I..." "NOW, NOT ANOTHER WORD" "OR I'LL HAVE YOU THROWN OUT OF THE VILLAGE." "¶ NOW IS THE MONTH OF MAYING" "¶ WHEN MERRY LAMBS ARE PLAYING" "( yodeling )" "¶ EACH WITH HIS BONNY LASS... ( gasping )" "YOU'RE NEW, AREN'T YOU?" "YEAH." "I CAN'T GET THESE SHERBET DIPS UNDONE." "COULD YOU HELP ME, MISTER...?" "WELL, I, UM..." "YEAH, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" "WOLFSON." "WOLF..." "SON." "( giggling )" "WARREN WOLFSON." "IT'S MY 18th BIRTHDAY TODAY." "BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN" "TO ME TONIGHT." "( gasping )" "IS IT THE BUMPS?" "WHAT'S THAT STICKING OUT" "THE BACK OF YOUR TROUSERS?" "DOWN THERE, AT THE BACK?" "IT'S QUITE A BULGE." "AH..." "WELL..." "I MUST GET GOING." "I THINK I LEFT A CHOP ON MY PLATE." "NO OUTSIDERS MESS WITH PEEP GIRLS." "YOU UNDERSTAND?" "YEAH." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING AROUND HERE ANYWAY, MR. WOLFSON?" "WELL, I..." "UH-UH-UH." "LET'S TAKE HIM OUT BACK." "( groaning )" "EXCUSE ME." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HUSBAND?" "YOUR HUSBAND?" "YES." "HE'S NOT AT ALL WELL TODAY" "AND I MUST TAKE HIM HOME RIGHT NOW." "THANKS." "GOOD NIGHT." "GOOD NIGHT." "OH, VIRGINIA, WHEN YOU SAID I WAS YOUR HUSBAND" "I WENT ALL HARD AND SOFT AT THE SAME TIME." "I ONLY SAID THAT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE." "COME ON." "VIRGINIA, I FEEL SO ALIVE." "I CAN SEE EVERYTHING FOR MILES." "AW..." "OH..." "LOOK AT THE MOON." "DOESN'T IT JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU HOWL?" "IT'S SO-O-O-O-O BEAUTIFUL." "NOT REALLY." "MY MAMA WAS OBSESSED WITH THE MOON." "SHE USED TO DRAG US ALL OUT JUST TO WATCH IT" "WHEN WE WERE CUBS." "( sighing )" "¶ SHEPHERDESS MAKES QUITE A MESS ¶" "¶ BUT LITTLE LAMBS ARE LOVELY." "THE MOON MAKES ME HUNGRY FOR EVERYTHING." "TIME TO GO TO SLEEP." "GOOD NIGHT, THEN." "GOOD NIGHT." "WATCH YOUR STEP." "NOT A BAD PLACE." "BOY, TH-THAT CIDER WAS SOMETHING" " TEN PINTS." "HEY..." "WANT TO GO FOR WALKIES?" "( bird calling )" "LOOK, YES, ALL RIGHT?" "I FEEL GUILTY" "ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU, ALL RIGHT?" "BUT IF I GOT YOU INTO THIS MESS, THEN, I'LL GET YOU OUT, OKAY?" "HEY." "( whispering )" "( hinges squeaking )" "( door shutting )" "( whispering ):" "WAIT HERE." "AND WHERE'S THE BIRTHDAY GIRL, THEN?" "WHY DO YOU THINK" "EVERYTHING THE PEEPS MAKE TASTES SO GOOD" "SALLY SHEPHERDESS?" "( chuckling ):" "I DON'T RIGHT AS KNOW." "USED TO BE THAT THERE WAS A MAGIC WELL IN TOWN" "BUT..." "WELL'S DRIED UP." "EVERYONE KNOWS THAT." "DO THEY, NOW?" "WELL..." "SINCE YOU'RE 18..." "I'M GOING TO LET YOU IN ON THE FAMILY SECRET." "GO ON, BOYS." "( owl hooting softly )" "THE REASON THERE'S NO MORE MAGIC WATER IN THE VILLAGE WELL" "IS 'CAUSE ME AND MY BROTHER" "DIVERTED THE STREAM 40 YEARS AGO." "THE PEEPS HAVE ALL THE MAGIC NOW!" "( hooting continuing )" "LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR SHEEP." "UGLY BUGGER, ISN'T HE?" "CAN'T SEE HIM WINNING YOU" "THE LOVELY SHEPHERDESS COMPETITION." "WHAT DO YOU WASH IN MY MAGIC WATERS?" "FILL THIS SHEEP" "WITH YOUR GOODNESS AND LIFE." "( churning and rumbling )" "( Sally gasps )" "( bleating )" "( laughing excitedly )" "Sally:" "OH!" "WILF" "IT'S AMAZING." "( laughs )" "DON'T..." "YOU..." "NEVER..." "BREATHE A WORD TO ANYONE" "OR I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT" "GRANDCHILD OR NO GRANDCHILD." "( hinges creak )" "( panting )" "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU DO TO ME?" "YOU WILL NEVER KNOW LOVE LIKE MINE." "WOLF..." "I AM YOUR MATE FOR LIFE!" "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING." "I KNOW YOU'RE..." "OH, YOU KNOW, DO YOU?" "AH, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING." "YOU'RE LITTLE MISS PERFECT" "STICKS UP HER HAND AND CAN ANSWER EVERY QUESTION" "BUT KNOWS NOTHING." "YOU'RE PRETENDING TO LIVE, VIRGINIA." "YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING" "BUT ACTUALLY LIVING!" "YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!" "STOP BULLYING ME." "I DON'T LIKE IT." "NOW, GO TO BED." "NOW." "OR WHAT?" "WILL YOU SCREAM?" "THAT'S WHAT MOST PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY SEE A WOLF." "THEY SCREAM-- SCREAM AND SCREAM." "( gasping ):" "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO" "STICK IT IN ME?" "THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY DOES WHEN THERE'S A WOLF AROUND." "THEY STICK IT" "AND THEY STAB IT" "AND THEY SMOKE IT OUT!" "OH, THEY BURNT MY PARENTS GOOD, OH, YES!" "THE GOOD PEOPLE" "THE NICE FARMERS, THEY MADE A GREAT BIG FIRE" "AND BURNT THEM BOTH." "( snarls )" "Tony:" "HEY!" "YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GUESS WHAT I FOUND." "I KNOW WHY THE PEEPS WIN EVERYTHING." "( grunting )" "( Wolf running )" "HE LOOKS BETTER." "FINE MESS, FINE MESS, FINE MESS." "NOW, SHE HATES YOU." "OH, NOW, SHE HATES YOU" "OH, BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANIMAL" "OH, AND YOU DESERVE IT." "YOU'RE A NASTY..." "NASTY ANIMAL." "OH, NASTY!" "NASTY ANIMAL!" "ANIMAL!" "WHO ARE YOUR COMPANIONS?" "I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING ABOUT HER!" ""HER"?" "( grunting angrily )" "WHAT'S SHE LIKE?" "IS SHE..." "TASTY?" "YOU'RE EVIL." "YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!" "LOOK AT THE MOON" "AND, THEN, TELL ME WHAT YOU'D REALLY LIKE" "TO DO TO HER" "AND LET THE WOLF OUT." "( yelling )" "( horse whinnying )" "( bleating )" "( rooster crowing )" "HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "( shrieks )" "HEY!" "DON'T SCARE IT." "IT TOOK ME ALMOST THREE HOURS TO CATCH IT." "WHY HAVE YOU STOLEN A SHEEP?" "FOR THE COMPETITION-- THE BEAUTIFUL SHEEP" "AND SHEPHERDESS COMPETITION." "( laughing ):" "OH, NO." "YES, YES, YES." "HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO GET OUR HANDS" "ON THAT MIRROR?" "I AM NOT A SHEPHERDESS." "I'M A WAITRESS." "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SHEEP." "YOU DON'T HAVE TO." "THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF MY PLAN." "WELL, THIS SHEEP SUCKS." "THIS ISN'T GOING TO WIN ANYTHING." "IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO DIE." "Tony:" "WELL, IT WON'T ONCE IT HAS A TRIP" "DOWN THE MAGIC WISHING WELL." "ALL RIGHT, LISTEN" "YOU GET BUSY MAKING YOUR COSTUME." "I'M GOING TO GO GET IT DIPPED." "MY "COSTUME"?" "WELL, YEAH, YEAH." "LOOK..." "WHO WOULD'VE EVER THOUGHT THESE USED TO BE CURTAINS?" "NOW, COME ON, HURRY UP..." "AND WATCH PRINCE." "( rooster crowing )" "( horse nickering )" "( cows mooing )" "( gasping )" "HELLO." "HOW ARE YOU FEELING?" "( shudders )" "OH, NOT-NOT TOO GOOD." "EVERYTHING'S..." "HAZY AT THE MOMENT." "OH, I-I MUST FIGHT WHAT I AM." "( panting ):" "I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I'VE DONE!" "YOU'D BETTER TIE ME UP." "THAT WAY, I CAN'T ESCAPE." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TIE YOU UP?" "TIE ME UP!" "STOP ME ESCAPING!" "WHICH PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?" "!" "ALL RIGHT." "COME ON, TIGHTER." "TIGHTER." "TIGHTER." "IF I STRUGGLE, I CAN GET FREE." "YES, TIGHTER." "( sighing )" "WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?" "TIGHTER..." "OR I'LL EAT YOU UP." "( crows cawing )" "Sally:" "WOLF!" "WOLF!" "WOLF!" "WOLF!" "WOLF!" "WOLF!" "WOLF!" "WOLF!" "WOLF!" "NO!" "WOLF!" "CHECK THE CHICKENS." "THEY'VE BEEN TORN APART!" "( grunts angrily )" "( gasping )" "( creaking )" "( panting )" "( water splashing )" "( gasps )" "( gasping fearfully )" "KILL THE GIRL." "NO!" "NO!" "( crying )" "GET ME THE DOG." "( snarling and groaning )" "DO IT!" "( growling )" "( growling continuing )" "( roaring )" "DUE TO THE APPALLING CHICKEN MASSACRE THIS MORNING" "WE'RE BRINGING FORWARD" "THE BEAUTIFUL SHEPHERDESS COMPETITION" "THE PRIZE FOR WHICH IS A TROPHY" "AND THIS LOVELY OLD MIRROR." "( applause and cheers )" "Woman:" "LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!" "Crowd:" "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" "YOU'RE NOT LOCAL." "YOU LITTLE GOBLIN." "DON'T YOU DARE." "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT." "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT." "( chuckling )" "WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS RIGHT, HUH?" "HOLD ON." "Magic Well:" "WHAT DO YOU WASH" "IN MY MAGIC WATER?" "UM, THE SAME AS YOU DID FOR THE PEEPS." "I WANT A BEAUTIFUL SHEEP." "( bleating )" "NOW, IT'S TIME FOR THE WELL OF FORTUNE." "( chuckling )" "NOW WE'VE GOT..." "THREE CONTESTANTS." "OH, GRACIOUS ME." "WELL, THE MORE THE MERRIER, I SAY." "UH, WHERE'S YOUR SHEEP, MISS?" "OH, HE'S ON HIS WAY." "Sally:" "¶ SHE HASN'T" "¶ GOT ONE." "I DO, TOO." "HE'S..." "HE'S JUST IN THE BARN." "WELL, GO AND FETCH HIM, GIRL, AND SMARTISH, TOO" "ELSE I SHALL HAVE TO DISQUALIFY YOU." "NOW TO START THE COMPETITION" "I'M GOING TO ASK ALL ENTRANTS, AS IS THE AGE-OLD CUSTOM" "TO SING THEIR FAVORITE SHEEP SONG." "YOUNG MARY RAMLEY, WILL YOU START US OFF?" "( applause )" "¶ BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP, HAVE YOU ANY WOOL... ¶" "Tony:" "OH, HEY, HEY!" "DAD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" "( chuckling ) THIS IS A MIRROR" " WINNING SHEEP." "OH, MY GOD, DAD, WHAT SHEEP SONGS" "DO YOU KNOW?" ""BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP."" "SHE'S ALREADY DOING THAT." "I DON'T KNOW, JUST..." "WELL, JUST PICK ANY SONG." "JUST PUT SHEEP WORDS TO IT." "THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO WIN." "VIRGINIA, LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER." "IF YOU EVER WANT TO GO HOME AGAIN" "DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO" "TO WIN THIS COMPETITION." "( screaming )" "¶ LITTLE BO PEEP HAS LOST HER SHEEP ¶" "¶ AND DOESN'T KNOW WHERE" "¶ TO FIND THEM" "¶ LEAVE THEM ALONE" "¶ AND THEY'LL COME HOME" "¶ WAGGING THEIR TAILS BEHIND THEM. ¶" "( cheering and applause )" "( sheep bleating )" "Judge:" "AND NOW" "CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE." "( crowd murmuring )" "( singing to the tune of "Champions of the World" )" "¶ BUDDY, YOU'RE A LAMB, MAKE A BIG BLEAT ¶" "¶ PLAYING IN THE FIELDS, GONNA BE A BIG RAM ¶" "¶ SOMEDAY" "¶ YOU GOT WOOL" "¶ ON YOUR FACE, YOU BIG DISGRACE ¶" "¶ WAVING YOUR... ¶ FLEECE ALL OVER THE PLACE" "¶ SINGING WE WILL" "¶ WE WILL..." "SHEAR YOU" "SING IT!" "¶ BUDDY, YOU'RE A YOUNG EWE LOOK AT YOU ¶" "¶ PLAYING IN THE FIELDS, GONNA BE A BIG RAM SOMEDAY ¶" "¶ YOU GOT WOOL ON YOUR FACE, YOU BIG DISGRACE ¶" "¶ WAVING YOUR FLEECE ALL OVER THE PLACE ¶" "All:" "¶ SINGING WE WILL" "¶ WE WILL SHEAR YOU" "YES!" "¶ SINGING WE WILL, WE WILL SHEAR YOU... ¶" "KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL." "( panting )" "OH, TIME TO KILL, TIME TO KILL." "OH, GOT TO..." "OH, IF I STAY, NOTHING TO DO." "( Wolf panting )" "NO, NO, I AM SERENE." "I AM CALM AND SERENE." "I AM VERY, VERY SERENE." "( gasps )" "I AM VERY, VERY SERENELY..." "HUNGRY." "THREE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS" "AND THREE BEAUTIFUL LAMBS." "THIS IS THE HARDEST COMPETITION" "TO JUDGE SO FAR BY A LONG CHALK." "I GIVE MARY EIGHT OUT OF TEN" "AND A WELL-EARNED THIRD PLACE." "( applause )" "BOTH THESE LAMBS" "ARE SO BEAUTIFUL." "HOW DO I MAKE A DECISION?" "I'VE GOT TO GIVE SALLY PEEP TEN OUT OF TEN." "( screams )" "BUT THEN, I ALSO HAVE TO GIVE" "VIRGINIA LEWIS TEN OUT OF TEN" "AS WELL." "( cheering )" "Man:" "A TIE?" "WE CAN'T HAVE A TIE." "SOMEONE HAS TO WIN." "Sally:" "I HAVE TO WIN." "PEEPS ALWAYS WIN." "HOW ABOUT IF YOU GET A TROPHY" "AND I GET THE MIRROR?" "THEY'RE BOTH MINE!" "SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO TAKE PART." "IT'S NOT FAIR." "WHY ARE YOU GIVING" "AN OUTSIDER TEN OUT OF TEN?" "SHE'S A DIRTY CHEAT." "GIVE THE PRIZE TO MY GIRL." "BACK OFF!" "BACK OFF, I SAID!" "NOW, LOOK..." "THIS IS A SHEPHERDESS COMPETITION." "WE SET UP" "AN OBSTACLE COURSE." "AND WHOEVER GUIDES HER SHEEP INTO THE PEN" "IN THE SHORTEST TIME IS THE WINNER" "USING ONLY SHEEP DOGS AND COMMANDS." "SOUND FAIR ENOUGH?" "YEAH, ALL RIGHT." "NO." "I DON'T HAVE A SHEEP DOG." "'SPECT I'LL WIN THEN, WON'T I?" "( laughing )" "DAMN, DAMN!" "WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND A SHEEP DOG?" "Man:" "EXCUSE ME." "PLEASE, ALL RIGHT?" "I'M TRYING TO THINK HERE." "YOU'VE GOT A DOG." "I DON'T HAVE A..." "THAT DOG?" "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED" "BUT THAT DOG..." "THAT'S IT." "YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS." "GO, GO." "MAGIC WISHING WELL, PLEASE USE YOUR MAGIC..." "WHATEVER..." "WATER..." "TO BRING BACK TO LIFE THIS POOR DOG" "TRAPPED IN A GOLD BODY." "OH, NO." "NOT YOU AGAIN." "Judge:" "EACH GIRL STANDS THIS END OF THE VILLAGE" "AND CAN ONLY USE HER SHEPHERDING SKILLS" "WITH HER DOG." "ARE YOU READY, SALLY?" "STARTING..." "NOW!" "( whistling )" "( crowd cheering encouragement )" "( bleating )" "MOVING UP TO 30." "LET IT HAVE WORKED, GOD, PLEASE." "LET ONE THING HAVE GONE RIGHT." "OH, NO!" "IT DIDN'T WORK." "( crowd cheering )" "PEN'S CLOSED." "DONE IN A SPLENDID COUNT OF 85." "( cheering )" "PRINCE, COME ON, COME ON." "OH, LOOK, LOOK, PRINCE, PRINCE." "FETCH!" "OH, HO!" "YES, YES!" "( laughing )" "OH, YES!" "YES, YES, YES!" "WELCOME BACK" "PRINCEY BOY!" "( snarling )" "OW!" "MORON!" "OW, OW, OW, OW!" "WHY DID YOU TURN ME INTO GOLD?" "IT WAS A HEAT OF THE MOMENT KIND OF THING." "I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU FROM THOSE TROLLS." "OH, YOU REALLY ARE THE MOST INCOMPETENT MANSERVANT" "I'VE EVER HAD." "YOU ARE A COMPLETE IMBECILE." "WHAT ARE YOU?" "ALL RIGHT, I REALLY NEED" "YOUR HELP HERE, OKAY?" "TIME STARTS NOW." "COME ON, LAMB!" "COME ON, LAMBEY." "COME ON." "COME ON." "( bleating )" "( snapping fingers )" "( whistling )" "COME HERE, LAMB." "COME ON, LAMBEY." "COME ON, LAMB!" "COME ON, LAMB!" "COME HERE, LAMBEY!" "COME ON!" "COME ON!" "COMING UP TO 30." "COME HERE, LAMB, COME ON, COME ON." "COME ON, LAMBEY, COME ON!" "COME ON!" "AW... ( whistling )" "TOUGH LUCK, HARD CHEESE." "SALLY IS THE WINNER." "COMING UP TO 50... ( crowd gasps )" "COME ALONG, PINKEY, HURRY UP." "THAT'S IT." "STUPID LITTLE SHEEP, HURRY UP!" "W-WHERE'D HE COME FROM?" "AH!" "GO, PRINCE, GO!" "COUNT OF 70!" "HURRY UP, OR I'LL BITE YOU." "GET IN THAT PEN" "YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE WOOLLY JUMPER!" "81, TWO..." "PEN'S CLOSED." "...THREE!" "VIRGINIA" "THE SHEPHERDESS IS THIS YEAR'S WINNER!" "OH, YEAH!" "( screaming ):" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "Man:" "I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY" "WHEN A PEEP GOT BEAT." "COME AND GET YOUR PRIZE, LASS." "( crowd cheers )" "( Sally whining )" "THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH." "IT WAS A TEAM EFFORT." "NO ONE PERSON COULD DO IT." "BYE-BYE." "Sally:" "NO!" "YOU LIED TO ME, GRAMP." "YOU SAID I COULDN'T FAIL TO WIN." "WELL, THAT LITTLE WITCH MUST HAVE GOT TO OUR WELL SOMEHOW." "IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION." "YOU'VE MADE ME LOOK A FOOL" "IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE VILLAGE!" "I CAN MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR THIS, WILF!" "( sobbing )" "( growling )" "( snarling )" "Tony:" "COME ON, COME ON, COME ON." "HOW COME IT'S NOT SHOWING OUR WORLD?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I WAS TALKING TO PRINCE." "Prince:" "BECAUSE IT'S NOT TURNED ON." "THERE'S PROBABLY A SECRET CATCH SOMEWHERE." "HE SAID IT'S PROBABLY NOT TURNED ON." "WELL, HOW DID YOU" "GET THROUGH IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?" "I FELL ON IT." "IT CAN'T BE" "THAT HARD TO FIND." "I DON'T..." "WHAT'S THIS?" "IT'S CENTRAL PARK." "THAT'S WOLMAN RINK." "Sally:" "WOLF!" "WOLF!" "( screaming )" "SALLY PEEP'S BEEN MURDERED!" "CAUGHT HIM RED-HANDED!" "Wolf:" "I WAS TRYING TO GET THOSE SHEEP TO THE SIDE." "I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!" "SALLY PEEP'S BEEN MURDERED!" "( groaning )" "MAKE WAY FOR THE MURDERER!" "BURN HIM!" "VIRGINIA!" "VIRGINIA!" "VIRGINIA..." "I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!" "VIRGINIA!" "VIRGINIA..." "( grunts )" "Soldier:" "HALT!" "( groaning )" "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "YOUR MAJESTY...?" "MIRROR..." "MIRROR." "FIND ME A MIRROR." "FIND A MIRROR!" "THE MAN IS AN IDIOT." "HE'S CAUSING ME SO MUCH TROUBLE." "YOU'RE DEAD!" "YOU HEAR ME!" "NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, YOU'RE DEAD!" "CEASE FIGHTING IMMEDIATELY" "OR YOU WILL BE OVERRUN AND WE WILL LOSE THIS KINGDOM!" "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "!" "I'M TAKING THE KINGDOM!" "THEN I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU EVIL PIG!" "BEHOLD THE TROLL KING'S LATEST ADVANCE." "HE'S RAVAGING THE KINGDOM." "IT LOOKS LIKE" "SOME AWFUL DISEASE." "SURELY THE TROLLS ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO..." "TO SEIZE THE ENTIRE KINGDOM." "WELL, WHO WILL STOP THEM?" "IF NO ONE ELSE WILL SAY IT, THEN I WILL." "WHERE IS WENDELL IN OUR HOUR OF NEED?" "WHERE IS HE?" "HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PERFORMING" "PREARRANGED ACTS OF BRAVERY BEFORE HIS CORONATION" "AND NOW THERE'S A REAL CRISIS, HE'S JUST RUN AWAY." "HE'S..." "HE'S NOT FIT TO BE KING." "WRITE THAT DOWN." "PUT IT DOWN." "PUT IT DOWN!" "SIRS, FORGIVE ME." "I HAVE THE MOST DREADFUL NEWS." "WHAT IS IT?" "VISCOUNT LANSKY'S HORSE" "HAS RETURNED FROM THE GREAT FOREST" "RIDERLESS." "GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE RUN OUT OF OPTIONS." "WE MUST ACCEPT MILITARY ASSISTANCE" "FROM THE FIRST AND NINTH KINGDOMS TO PROTECT OUR PEOPLE." "THE PRICE OF THEIR AID, HOWEVER, IS INDEED HIGH." "THE FOURTH KINGDOM WILL BE DIVIDED INTO QUARTERS" "AND RUN BY THE COUNCIL OF THE NINE KINGDOMS" "IN PERPETUITY, AND WENDELL WILL FOREGO ANY CHANCE" "OF EVER TAKING THE THRONE." "NO!" "NO!" "I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT!" "I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS CORONATION FOR 3½ YEARS!" "FORGET THE CORONATION, LORD RUPERT!" "WE MUST SIGN AWAY SOVEREIGNTY OR LOSE EVERYTHING." "All:" "BURN HIM!" "BURN THE WOLF!" "BURN HIM!" "BURN THE WOLF!" "VIRGINIA, THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE." "LOOK, WOLF" "WE'RE GOING HOME." "HUFF PUFF, YOU CAN'T!" "LOOK, WE DON'T BELONG HERE." "NO!" "AND WHATEVER MESS YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO" "IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH US!" "( whining )" "PLEASE, DON'T CRY." "LOOK, NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS EVER GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND." "( whining weakly )" "THAT'S HOME, FRITZ." "WELL, IT'S NOT HOME FOR ME, TONY." "AND YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY THINK OF GOING HOME" "WHILE YOU REMAIN MY MANSERVANT." "ALL RIGHT." "LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT" "YOUR ROYAL DOGNESS." "I AM NOT YOUR MANSERVANT." "AHA." "SO, DID YOU BREAK THE NEWS TO HIM?" "YES." "WELL, SORT OF." "( cow moos )" "WHAT'S "SORT OF"?" "SORT OF AGREED TO REPRESENT HIM." "VIRGINIA!" "I DON'T THINK HE KILLED ANYBODY." "THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO THINK." "THERE'S A DEAD GIRL OUT THERE!" "IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU." "HE'S A WOLF." "THAT'S WHAT WOLVES DO." "THAT'S THE FIRST INTELLIGENT THING YOU'VE SAID, ANTHONY." "Virginia:" "LOOK, WE HAVE THE MIRROR." "WE CAN GO HOME ANY TIME." "SO, LET'S GO RIGHT NOW." "LET'S GO RIGHT THIS MINUTE" "BEFORE WE'RE TURNED INTO GIANT PIGS" "OR TRAMPLED BY GOBLINS" "OR WHATEVER'S NEXT IN THIS MADHOUSE." "I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I TRY TO HELP HIM." "HOW...?" "HELP ME HIDE THIS THING" "UNDER THE STRAW IN THE WAGON." "YOU NEVER USED TO BE THIS OBSTINATE, YOU KNOW?" "THAT'S SOMETHING HE'S TAUGHT YOU." "SOMEBODY HAD TO, DIDN'T THEY?" "WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?" "I HAD NO CHOICE." "YOU HAVE TO." "YOU KNOW, VIRGINIA, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING" "ABOUT THE LAWS AROUND HERE." "AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING" "ABOUT LAW AT ALL." "MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE REPRESENTED HIM." "EXCUSE ME." "WHO GOT YOU OUT OF THE PARKING TICKETS?" "WHO TOOK THE POLAROID OF THE BROKEN METER?" "VIRGINIA, THIS IS A MURDER CASE." "JUSTICE IS UNIVERSAL." "IT'S NO GOOD." "IT'S NO GOOD." "WE'VE LOST ALREADY, MY CREAMY COUNSEL." "THE LOCAL JURY IS CERTAIN TO BE BIASED AGAINST ME." "NOW, THAT IS WHAT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR..." "NEGATIVE THINKING." "ANY JURY CAN BE SWAYED." "ALL YOU NEED IS A... ( all bleating )" "OH, MY GOD." "( crowd clamoring )" "Bailiff:" "ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE JUDGE." "IT GIVES ME NO PLEASURE TO SENTENCE THIS WOLF TO DEATH" "( bleating )" "FOR THE TERRIBLE CRIME..." "OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR!" "WE HAVEN'T HEARD ANY EVIDENCE YET." "OH." "ALL RIGHT." "WELL, UM, MOVE IT ALONG NICE AND BRISK, EH?" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN" "OF THE JURY, EWES AND RAMS" "BEFORE YOU LEAVE THIS COURTROOM TODAY" "I WILL NOT ONLY HAVE PROVED MY CLIENT'S INNOCENCE" "BEYOND ANY REASONABLE DOUBT" "OW." "BUT ALSO UNMASKED THE REAL KILLER." "Judge:" "JUST A POT" "OF LEMON TEA AND A SLICE OF ROSIE PEEP'S" "GINGER CAKE." "THANK YOU." "LOOK AT THIS POOR MAN BEFORE YOU." "IS HE A WOLF?" "NO." "BUT HE IS A STRANGER" "AND STRANGER EQUALS WOLF." "AND WOLF EQUALS KILLER." "IS THAT WHAT WE'RE SAYING?" "Judge:" "VERY WELL PUT!" "NOW TO THE SENTENCING." "YOUR HONOR" "I'M ONLY JUST BEGINNING." "I WOULD LIKE TO CALL MY FIRST WITNESS." "WILFRED PEEP, YOU SAW MY CLIENT" "RUNNING AWAY FROM THE SCENE OF THE CRIME" "IS THAT RIGHT?" "CLEAR AS DAYLIGHT." "IT WAS HIM." "OOH, THAT WAS ME." "THAT'S HIM!" "BURN HIM." "BURN HIM." "I'M WONDERING IF YOU CAN READ THIS." "OF COURSE, I CAN." "IT SAYS, "NO TRESPASSING ACCORDING TO..."" "THANK YOU." "I WONDER, MR. PEEP, IF YOU CAN READ IT NOW" "AT THE SAME DISTANCE YOU SAY" "YOU CLEARLY SAW MY CLIENT RUNNING AWAY" "FROM THE MURDER SCENE." ""..." "ACCORDING TO LITTLE LAMB VILLAGE COUNSEL RULING" "NUMBER 714B." "AND BYLAW 21-A."" "NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, THANK YOU." "( crowd laughing derisively )" "YOU CRIPES!" "WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO HELP HIM." "HE'S A WOLF." "WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?" "HE'S ONLY DONE EXACTLY WHAT I SAID HE'D DO ALL ALONG." "VIRGINIA BELIEVES IN HIM" "AND I BELIEVE IN VIRGINIA." "NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL MAKE ME HELP HIM." "YOU WANT TO EAT TONIGHT?" "MISS PEEP, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?" "I'M A SHEPHERDESS." "OH, A SHEPHERDESS..." "OR TEMPTRESS?" "OH, YEAH, TEMPTRESS." "SHE'S A TEMPTRESS." "I'M A GOOD GIRL." "THAT WOLF CAME UP TO US GIRLS" "AND HE KEPT TRYING TO TOUCH US" "AND SHOW US HIS TAIL." "OH, THAT'S A LIE!" "THEY PROVOKED ME!" "PROVOKED YOU TO WHAT?" "!" "P-P-PROVOKED ME TO NOTHING." "BUT THEY SURE WERE TRYING." "MISS PEEP!" "MISS PEEP, I SUGGEST THAT YOU AND SALLY PEEP WERE" "THE EASIEST SHEPHERDESSES IN TOWN." "( crowd clamoring )" "ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT AN INNOCENT YOUNG GIRL" "FROM THIS VILLAGE MIGHT KISS A MAN" "BEFORE SHE'S MARRIED?" "WELL, A BIT MORE THAN THAT, YOUR HONOR." "OH, YOU TRY MY PATIENCE." "YOU ARE JUST THIS FAR FROM BEING THROWN ON THE BONFIRE" "WITH THAT FILTHY MURDERING WOLF!" "WHAT CAN YOU SMELL?" "( sniffing ):" "YOUR BODY ODOR." "YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED." "GO ON." "SEE WHAT YOU CAN SMELL." "WHY DON'T YOU GET DOWN ON ALL FOURS" "AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN SMELL?" "IT'S MAINLY FEET AND EXCREMENT AT GROUND LEVEL." "HAS THAT OCCURRED TO YOU?" "CAN YOU PICK UP A SCENT?" "THERE'S HUNDREDS OF SCENTS." "WELL, YES" "BUT ONLY A GREAT HUNTING PRINCE LIKE YOURSELF COULD DISTINGUISH" "THAT SPECIAL SCENT WE'RE LOOKING FOR." "CORRECT." "YOU GOT IT?" "LET'S GO." "Judge:" "HOW WOULD YOU" "DESCRIBE SALLY PEEP?" "OBJECTION." "SALLY..." "VERY CUTE." "SUCCULENT." "NICE GIRL." "A VERY TASTY LITTLE BIRDY" "AND NO MISTAKE." "NICE ENOUGH TO EAT?" "OH, YES!" "WHAT?" "NO." "NO, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT." "SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?" "SHE WAS BEGGING FOR IT." "I MEAN SHE WAS GAGGING FOR IT." "NO, NO." "I JUST MEANT" "THAT SOME OF THESE GIRLS ARE VERY PROVOCATIVE." "THEY KNOW THAT A WOLF..." "WELL" "IT'S, IT'S LIKE THRUSTING A STEAK" "IN FRONT OF A STARVING MAN." "IS IT, INDEED?" "OH, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT, EITHER." "SEE?" "I'M TWISTING EVERYTHING I'M SAYING!" "HE'S SUFFERING" "FROM POST-MENSTRUAL TENSION, YOUR HONOR." "WHO'S MENSTRUSENT?" "PEN..." "WHATEVER IT IS?" "THE NIGHT BEFORE THE MURDER, THERE WAS A HENHOUSE HOMICIDE" "RESULTING IN THE DEATH OF TEN CHICKENS." "ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU?" "NO, SIR." "YOU DIDN'T KILL THOSE CHICKENS?" "NO, SIR!" "YOU DIDN'T GO NEAR THE HENHOUSE?" "ABSOLUTELY NOT, SIR." "THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?" "THAT IS A PIECE OF YOUR SHIRT" "RECOVERED FROM INSIDE THE PEEP'S CHICKEN COOP." "( recalling ):" "OH, THE CHICKENS!" "LET ME THINK." "YES, YES." "I MIGHT HAVE EATEN ALL THE CHICKENS." "AND THEN YOU KILLED SALLY PEEP." "OH, A COUPLE OF DRUMSTICKS DOESN'T MAKE ME A KILLER." "I HAD CHICKEN FOR DINNER, I ADMIT IT" "BUT I DIDN'T TOUCH NO GIRL, I SWEAR!" "THEN WHY DID YOU LIE?" "YES, WHY DID YOU LIE?" "BECAUSE IF I SAID YES TO THE CHICKENS" "THEN YOU'RE GOING TO THINK" "I WOLFED DOWN THE GIRL AS WELL!" "THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE THINK." "BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!" "I DIDN'T DO IT, VIRGINIA!" "OF COURSE, HE DIDN'T." "I DIDN'T DO IT!" "Virginia:" "OF COURSE, HE DIDN'T DO IT!" "OF COURSE, HE DIDN'T DO IT." "BUT IF HE DIDN'T KILL SALLY PEEP" "THEN WHO DID?" "Man:" "WHO DID?" "I HEAR MYSELF ASKING MYSELF..." "BECAUSE THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO POINT THE FINGER" "AT THE REAL KILLER..." "BECAUSE..." "BECAUSE LAST NIGHT THERE WAS ANOTHER MAN" "WALKING AROUND DRESSED AS A WOLF." "YES!" "THE MAN IN THE WOLF MASK IS THE REAL KILLER." "AND THAT MURDERING PIECE OF FILTH IS" "THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE ON THIS WITNESS STAND NOW." "THE HONOR OF PLAYING THE WOLF IN THE ANNUAL FAIR" "HAS ALWAYS GONE TO AN UNIMPEACHABLE MEMBER" "OR OUR SOCIETY." "I DON'T CARE." "BRING THE SLEAZEBAG IN." "LET ME CROSS-EXAMINE HIM" "AND I GUARANTEE WE'LL HAVE OUR MURDERER." "AND WHEN THAT HONOR WAS BESTOWED ON ME" "LAST WEEK, I WAS ONLY TOO HAPPY TO ACCEPT." "I'M MOST DREADFULLY SORRY, YOUR HONOR." "THE PEEP'S BARN." "( sniffing )" "COME HERE." "COME HERE." "I'VE BEEN HERE, ALL RIGHT?" "I KNOW ABOUT THE WELL." "THIS IS WHERE SHE CAME FROM." "SHE WAS HERE JUST BEFORE SHE WAS MURDERED." "I CAN SMELL HER HERE." "MEMBERS OF THE JURY, YOU HAVE HEARD THE EVIDENCE" "MOST OF IT QUITE RIDICULOUS." "SOME OF IT." "NOW, THOSE WHO BELIEVE HIM INNOCENT" "ALL GO INTO THE LEFT-HAND PEN." "THOSE WHO KNOW HIM TO BE GUILTY" "GO INTO THE RIGHT-HAND PEN." "THE RIGHT-HAND PEN IS FULL OF FOOD." "Wolf:" "YEAH, IT'S FULL OF FOOD!" "( Wolf howling )" "THE GYPSY WAS RIGHT!" "A GIRL DEAD, A WOLF BURNS." "SO WHAT IF THIS IS WHERE SALLY CAME FROM?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU EXPECT TO FIND." "THE WELL." "SOMEBODY'S DESTROYED THE MAGIC WELL." "WHO COULD..." "SHH!" "I'M GETTING A NEW SCENT." "I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT HERE." "BY A UNANIMOUS VERDICT, I PRONOUNCE YOU GUILTY" "OF MURDER MOST HEINOUS." "NO, NO!" "I SENTENCE YOU" "TO BE BURNED AT THE STAKE." "LET'S DO IT RIGHT AWAY" "BEFORE THE MARVELOUS MARROW CONTEST." "( howls )" "IT'S NOT FAIR!" "( crowd yelling )" "WOLF!" "( crowd continues yelling )" "I DIDN'T DO IT!" "I DIDN'T DO IT!" "( Wolf howls )" "YOU CANNOT DO THIS." "YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN HIM A FAIR TRAIL." "VIRGINIA, I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER ME ALL NICE PLEASE FOREVER." "SEEMS ONLY RIGHT" "THAT FAMILY SHOULD DO IT, WILF." "I'LL BURN HIM." "STOP!" "STOP!" "STOP!" "STOP!" "WOLF DID NOT KILL SALLY PEEP" "AND I CAN PROVE IT!" "HE'LL SAY ANYTHING." "DON'T!" "LISTEN TO ME." "THE PEEP FAMILY HAS CHEATED YOU FOR YEARS." "THEY HAVE THEIR OWN MAGIC WELL." "THEY'VE STOPPED THE REST OF YOU" "FROM GETTING ANY OF THE WATER." "WHEN SALLY PEEP LOST THE COMPETITION" "SHE WRECKED YOUR WELL, DIDN'T SHE, WILFRED?" "YOU FOUND OUT WHAT SHE DID." "YOU FOLLOWED HER UP INTO THE FIELD" "AND YOU KILLED HER, DIDN'T YOU?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "WE DON'T HAVE NO MAGIC WELL." "WHY DO THINK THEY'VE WON THE COMPETITIONS" "YEAR AFTER YEAR?" "WHY DO THINK THEIR FOOD TASTES BETTER?" "I BELIEVE HIM!" "YOU PEEPS HAVE CHEATED US" "FOR TOO LONG." "OH, WHERE'S THE PROOF TO ANY OF THIS?" "PROVE THAT I KILLED SALLY." "THAT'S RIGHT." "PROVE IT." "WHERE'S YOUR COAT, WILFRED?" "THE ONE YOU WERE WEARING" "LAST NIGHT?" "( whistles )" "THE DOG." "HE'S GOT WILF'S COAT." "BLOOD." "( astonished exclamations ) BLOOD!" "IT'S BLOOD." "( all gasp )" "POOR SALLY, SHE WASN'T YELLING "WOLF" AT ALL" "WAS SHE, WILFRED?" "SHE WAS SCREAMING YOUR NAME." "WILF...!" "WILF...!" "SHE'D RUINED THE WELL." "DIRTY LITTLE VIXEN." "SHE'D DESTROYED ALL THE MAGIC." "YOU KILLED OUR SALLY?" "!" "I OUGHT TO KILL YOU!" "( crowd shouting and screaming )" "Wolf:" "MY THREE FRIENDS!" "HOW COULD I EVER THANK YOU ENOUGH?" "YOU SAVED MY BACON." "OH, THANKS, OLD CHAP." "OH, I OWE YOU A VERY BIG BONE." "I'M ACTUALLY DISGUSTED THAT YOU'RE STILL WITH US." "YOU REPULSE ME." "WHY DID I HAVE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE?" "OH, YES, FROM NOW ON, WE ARE FRIENDS FOR LIFE." "AND AS FOR YOU" "VIRGINIA, WHAT A COURTROOM DRAMA." "SO, UM, YOU CURED NOW?" "OH, COMPLETELY." "BACK TO MY OLD SELF." "YEAH?" "I CAN'T REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT IT" "BUT I DO REMEMBER THAT YOU AND TONY-BOY" "LAID DOWN YOUR LIVES FOR ME." "IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING;" "SO DRAMATIC." "WH...?" "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WAGON?" "AND OUR MIRROR?" "OH, MY SON JOHN" "HE'S JUST TAKEN HIS PIGS TO MARKET." "LEFT A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO." "OH, WHICH WAY AND HOW FAR?" "WELL, IT'S NOT A JOURNEY YOU'D WANT TO MAKE ON FOOT." "BYE-BYE." "BYE-BYE." "DID YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY AT OUR VILLAGE?" "NOT EXACTLY." "WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHO THAT DOG" "REMINDS ME OF." "LET ME MAKE A SUGGESTION:" "PRINCE WENDELL, YOUR RULER." "PRINCE WENDELL?" "DON'T BE SO DAFT." "( whines )" "NO, IT WAS A PUPPY" "I ONCE KNEW CALLED MR. FLEAS." "AH, SPLENDID..." "MR. FLEAS." "ANTONY, CAN WE LEAVE THIS VILLAGE?" "ONE IDIOT IN OUR GROUP IS QUITE ENOUGH." "LET'S GO." "AREN'T YOU GOING TO MAKE A WISH THEN?" "WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT FOR US?" "YEAH." "BYE." "( loud splash )" "THAT SOUNDS LIKE OUR WELL'S GETTING SOME WATER BACK IN IT." "OH, JOY!" "OH, YAY!" "OH, YAY!" "THE WATER IS BACK ON!" "( crowd cheering )" "FINALLY, I AM A COMPLETE IDIOT!" "Virginia:" ""ASK YOURSELF THESE QUESTIONS:" ""DO YOU FREQUENTLY CONCEAL YOUR EMOTIONS?" ""DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DO EVERYTHING FOR OTHER PEOPLE" "AND THEN RESENT IT?"" ""EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY" "I AM BECOMING A NEW AND BETTER MAN."" "I'M ON THE FINAL PAGE OF THE FINAL CHAPTER OF MY FINAL BOOK." "I NOW TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WOMEN TOP TO BOTTOM." "I HAVE PERFECTED A TECHNIQUE" "OF NOT LOOKING AT HER ALL THE TIME." "VERY DIFFICULT." "I THINK I'VE SUCCEEDED." ""I AM LISTENING TO MY EMOTIONS AND I AM AT ONE WITH MYSELF."" "HANG ON, I HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT PAGE YET." "TURN BACK." "I'VE MANAGED TO STOP MY TONGUE FROM LOLLING" "WHEN SHE AROUSES ME." "I'VE TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO A NEW MAN" "SOON, SHE WILL BE MINE." "( soft harp music playing )" "Tony:" "WHERE EXACTLY ARE WE?" "WE HAVE ENTERED THE MOST ROMANTIC TOWN" "IN THE WHOLE OF THE NINE KINGDOMS." "THE KISSING TOWN WHERE EVERYONE FALLS IN LOVE." "TRULY, FATE HAS LED US HERE." "DREAM ON." "YOU'LL SEE." "Tony:" "YEAH, WELL, WE DIDN'T COME HERE FOR THAT." "WE CAME FOR THE MIRROR, ALL RIGHT?" "HELLO, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU ALL DAY." "I CAN SEE LOVE AND FORTUNE COMING YOUR WAY." "WELL..." "WELL, IT'S SLICE THE FRUITCAKE TIME AGAIN." "DAD." "GREAT ROMANCE, GREAT WEALTH" "BEFORE THIS VERY NIGHT IS OUT." "AH, AND WHICH ONE OF US MAKES THE MONEY?" "YOUR AURA IS CLOUDY." "JUST GIVE ME A COUPLE OF COINS." "IT'S THE OLD CLOUDY AURA BIT." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "YOU ARE SUCH A SOFT TOUCH." "YES;" "SOFT, SENSUOUS..." "CREAMY TOUCH." "NOW, IF YOU LOOK OVER THERE" "YOU MIGHT FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR." "GOOD-BYE." "WAIT..." "GO GET..." "THAT'S THE PIG WAGON." "THE ONE THE MIRROR WAS IN." "IT WAS, WASN'T IT?" "HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT?" "YEAH, COME ON." "COME ON." "IS THIS YOURS?" "WHERE'S OUR MIRROR?" "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOURS, NOW DID I?" "WHERE IS IT?" "YOU WOULDN'T WANT IT NOW, ANYWAY." "IT'S COVERED IN PIG SWILL." "WHERE IS IT?" "!" "I DON'T RIGHTLY KNOW." "WHAT?" "FELLA GAVE ME FIVE COPPERS FOR IT THIS MORNING." "FIVE COPPERS?" "WHAT FELLA?" "PASSING THROUGH WITH A WHEELBARROW" "FULL OF BRICKY BRAC." "PROBABLY COME FOR THE ANTIQUES MARKET." "BRICKY...?" "YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT NOW, ANTONY." "WE'RE NOT..." "THIS PLACE IS FULL OF OLD THINGS." "YOU'D DO BEST TO SPLIT UP." "YEAH." "SHAME YOU WON'T HAVE ANY TIME" "FOR ROMANCE, THOUGH." "BRICKY BRAC." "BRICKY BRAC." "YOU KNOW SOMETHING?" "YOUR TROUBLE IS THAT YOU'VE NOT HAD TO DO" "A HARD DAYS WORK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE." "WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT THE SUFFERING OF ROYALTY?" "YOU SEEM TO HAVE BEEN SOME KIND OF CLEANER IN YOUR WORLD." "YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?" "ALL RIGHT?" "NOTHING SHAMEFUL ABOUT CLEANING." "AND I HAD MONEY ONCE, YOU KNOW THAT?" "I WAS RICH." "YOU?" "RICH?" "YES." "YES." "I HAD A THRIVING PLASTICS BUSINESS." "I WAS MAKING 55 GRAND A YEAR WHEN I WAS 21 YEARS OLD." "OH, SO LET ME GUESS..." "YOU LOST IT ALL." "NO, I JUST..." "KIND OF OVER-STRETCHED MYSELF." "I PUT ALL MY MONEY INTO AN IDEA THAT JUST DIDN'T PAN OUT." "AND WHAT WAS THAT?" "BOUNCY CASTLES." "WE HAD THE ROBIN AND MAID MARIAN." "JOLLY JESTER, THE HAUNTED CASTLE." "YOU KNOW, WE HAD THE COWBOY AND INDIAN BOUNCER." "ONE OF OUR MOST POPULAR ITEMS." "AND THE ZIGZAG BOUNCE." "OUR MOTTO WAS:" ""PUT THE BOUNCE BACK IN YOUR LIFE."" "OH, PLEASE, STOP, ANTONY." "OH, NO." "IT CAN'T BE." "THE TROLLS." "NOT A VERY ATTRACTIVE WORK" "I'LL GRANT YOU" "BUT FULL OF VITALITY AND LIFE." "FROZEN RAGE." "DOES IT TICKLE YOUR FANCY?" "NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT." "ACTUALLY, THOUGH" "I AM LOOKING FOR A MIRROR." "IT'S ABOUT MY HEIGHT, BLACK..." "I SEEM TO REMEMBER A JOB LOT OF JUNK." "IT'S IN THERE." "WOLF, DO YOU REALLY THINK" "WE'RE GOING TO FIND THE MIRROR HERE?" "I THINK WE SHOULD GET BACK TO TOWN." "REMEMBER THE STORY OF SNOW WHITE" "WHEN SHE SWALLOWED THE POISON APPLE" "AND EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD?" "THE SEVEN DWARFS, THEY BROUGHT HER HERE" "AND PUT HER IN A GLASS COFFIN..." "HERE?" "IN HOPES SOMEONE MIGHT BRING HER BACK TO LIFE." "IN THIS TOWN?" "TO THE TOP OF THIS VERY HILL." "PRINCE'S GRANDMOTHER." "Virginia:" "OH, MY GOD." "LOOK." "IS THIS THE REAL GLASS COFFIN?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS." "I JUST-- I JUST FEEL SO GOOD." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS." "YOU REALLY DO." "EVERYONE DOES IN THE KISSING TOWN." "EXCUSE ME." "EXCUSE ME." "THAT'S IT." "THAT'S IT!" "THAT'S IT!" "PSST..." "DON'T ATTRACT ATTENTION." "LOOK AT THAT." ""10 TO 15 GOLD COINS."" "IT'S PRICED REALLY LOW." "NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT IS." "DON'T TURN IT ON IN HERE, YOU MORON." "EVERYONE WILL SEE." "HMM..." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "OH, WHAT?" "THIS?" "OH..." "I WOULDN'T EVEN WASTE MY TIME." "JUST A PIECE OF JUNK." "AT FIRST, I THOUGHT IT WAS A REPRODUCTION." "LATE NAKED EMPEROR AT BEST." "BUT, I THINK IT'S OLDER THAN THAT." "QUITE A LOT OLDER." "MAYBE EVEN EARLY CINDERELLAN." "AND QUITE A LOT MORE SPECIAL." "RIGHT, SO, MISSY WHITE IS LYING HERE FOR YEARS" "AND EVERYONE THINKS SHE'S DEAD." "CLOSE YOUR EYES." "SLOW DOWN YOUR BREATHING" "SO YOUR CHEST IS ALMOST NOT MOVING AT ALL." "THAT'S NICE." "AND ALL THESE" " THESE HANDSOME CHAPS COME ALONG" "AND TRY TO BRING HER AROUND" "BUT NONE OF THEM WERE GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER." "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "HMM." "AND THEN ONE DAY" "THIS DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS PRINCE COMES PAST" "AND HE STOPS, THINKS..." "OH, WHAT A QUIRKY GIRL." "WHAT A SWEETIE PIE." "BUT SHE'S FROZEN..." "COLD." "SHE RESISTS HIS EVERY CALL WITH HER FROZEN COUNTENANCE" "AND HE REALIZES" "THAT THE ONLY WAY HE CAN MELT THIS ICE QUEEN" "IS TO MASSAGE THE LIFE BACK INTO HER SOFT, CREAMY LIPS" "WITH A KISS." "Tony:" "HEY!" "HEY!" "WOULD YOU TWO STOP CLOWNING AROUND!" "I FOUND THE MIRROR." "COME ON." "IT WAS RIGHT HERE;" "IT'S GONE." "HEY, WAIT!" "HEY..." "THE MIRROR THAT WAS HERE" "WHERE IS IT?" "OH, YOU MEAN THE MAGIC MIRROR?" "WHAT A FIND." "WE'RE ALL TREMENDOUSLY EXCITED ABOUT IT." "IT'S IN THERE." "NOW IT'S 5,000?" "WE'LL NEVER RAISE THAT." "Wendell:" "OH, ANTHONY, THIS IS THE MOST TERRIBLE MESS." "LOOK AT THAT-- "WENDELL'S DISGRACE."" "THEY'RE CANCELING MY CORONATION" "AND ALL YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT IS" "FINDING 5,000 WENDELLS" "TO GET YOUR STUPID MIRROR BACK." "HOW MANY WE GOT ALTOGETHER?" "EXACTLY 30 GOLD WENDELLS." "( sighs )" "HOW ARE WE GOING TO CHANGE 30 COINS INTO 5,000" "BY TOMORROW MORNING?" "GIVE THEM TO ME." "COME ON, COME ON, COME ON." "COME ON, I GOT AN IDEA." "COME ON." "I HOPE THIS IS GOING TO GET MY CORONATION BACK ON AGAIN." "Tony:" "TRUST ME." "TRUST ME." "THIS IS ONE OF MY BEST IDEAS." "HERE, HERE, HERE." "HERE'S THE PLACE." "MAY I REMIND YOU THAT ALL YOUR IDEAS" "HAVE SO FAR RESULTED IN TOTAL FAILURE." "LOOK, HERE WE'VE GOT TEN COINS APIECE, ALL RIGHT?" "NOW, ONE OF US HAS TO WIN A FORTUNE BY DAYBREAK." "THERE, THERE, THERE." "THANK YOU." "AND I MADE SOMETHING FOR PRINCE." "OH, NO, NO." "TELL HER I REFUSE." "HE SAYS HE LOVES IT." "IT'S SO HUMILIATING." "Virginia:" "EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS." "WE FOUND HIM LIKE THIS FIVE MINUTES AGO." "NOW HE WON'T COME DOWN." "KEEP AWAY FROM ME, OR I'LL JUMP!" "I'LL JUST JUMP" "AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY." "HA, HA, HA, THAT'LL SPOIL YOUR PLANS." "IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST?" "I REFUSE TO BE A MAN." "I WON'T DO IT ANY LONGER." "I INSIST ON BEING A DOG." "( panting )" "WELL, ANY PARTICULAR REASON?" "WELL, HOW CAN I STROKE MYSELF?" "AH." "HOW CAN I MISS MYSELF LIKE I MISS MY MASTER?" "I DEMAND TO BE" "A HAPPY PUPPY!" "WOOF!" "WOOF!" "WOOF!" "( panting )" "WELL, YOU'VE CERTAINLY MADE YOUR POINT." "NOW, PLEASE" "ALLOW ME TO MAKE MINE." "( coughing )" "THERE ARE NO MASTERS HERE!" "AND ONLY ONE MISTRESS." "DON'T FORGET THAT, DOGGY." "I BOOKED YOU A RIDING LESSON." "OH, DEAR." "( crying )" "PLACE YOUR BETS, PLEASE." "EXCUSE ME, MISS." "WHAT'S THE HIGHEST RETURN POSSIBLE ON ONE GOLD WENDELL BET?" "WELL, SIR, YOU'D WANT TO BET" "ON THE GRAND JACKRABBIT JACKPOT." "10,000-TO-ONE ODDS." "OH, YEAH..." "BUT IT'S ONLY EVER BEEN WON ONCE." "THAT'S THE GAME FOR ME." "I'LL RAISE YOU... 20." "I SNEER AT YOUR 20." "RAISE YOU 50." "PLACE YOUR BETS." "PLACE YOUR BETS." "WOLF WILL WIN THE JACKPOT" "AND THEN VIRGINIA WILL LOVE HIM EVEN MORE." "BUT IF WOLF WINS, THEN VIRGINIA GETS THE MIRROR..." "AND THEN VIRGINIA GOES HOME." "OH, CRIPES!" "160." "BAD LUCK, SIR." "( relieved sigh )" "THANK YOU." "TICKIE-POO." "ANOTHER." "CALL IT." "HAVE YOU GOT..." "MR. BUN THE BAKER MAN?" "( chuckling )" "READ 'EM AND WEEP." "OH, POOR BABY." "LOOK AT MY HAPPY FAMILIES!" "( sniffing )" "DOGS DON'T LIKE HORSES." "BUT PRINCES DO." "UP YOU GET." "COME ON, UP YOU GET." "HERE WE GO." "( whimpers )" "THAT'S IT, NICELY." "TAKE IT EASY NOW." "UP YOU GET!" "( horse neighing )" "OFF YOU GO." "THERE WE ARE." "THERE WE ARE." "( whimpering )" "THE HORSE ISN'T GOING TO MOVE" "UNLESS YOU GIVE HIM A COMMAND." "HIT HIM." "( taps )" "( shrieks )" "( exasperated sigh )" "HA!" "( horse whinnying )" "HELP ME!" "SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!" "AAH!" "STOP, HORSEY!" "SLOW DOWN!" "YOUR MAJESTY..." "THE PRINCE HAS ESCAPED." "( footsteps running off )" "( sighs )" "IT'S GONE WRONG." "IT'S ALL GONE WRONG." "ALL MY GREAT PLAN." "COME TO ME." "COME TO ME..." "AND YOUR MIND WILL CLEAR." "YOUR MAJESTY." "I CRAVE YOUR GUIDANCE." "THE TROLL KING IS OUT OF CONTROL" "THE DOG IS STILL MISSING" "AND THE PRINCE HAS ESCAPED." "PLEASE, I NEED YOUR HELP." "KILL THE TROLL KING." "BUT HOW?" "HE IS SO STRONG." "HE HAS AN ARMY TO PROTECT HIM." "HOW DID I KILL SNOW WHITE?" "THE OLD WAYS ARE THE BEST." "( cackling )" "( galloping horse approaching )" "( horse neighing )" "WHOA!" "( grunts )" "MOM!" "MOM!" "MOM, MOM!" "WHAT IS IT?" "COME SEE, MOM." "SEE WHAT?" "THERE'S A MAN WITH OUR ROVER." "THERE'S A MAN?" "Girl:" "LOOK." "Woman:" "FRUIT OF THE FOREST!" "IT'S HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS." "( growls )" "( growling )" "I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE AS HAPPY TO LOSE AS YOU, SIR." "WELL, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE, MISS?" "JUST THE ONCE, SIR." "TO A KNIGHT." "BUT HE WAS MARRIED." "TOO BAD." "( alarm ringing and whistling )" "OH, MY GOODNESS!" "YOU'VE WON THE JACKRABBIT JACKPOT." "OH, NO..." "CONGRATULATIONS, SIR." "10,000 GOLD COINS." "IF YOU'D LIKE GO TO THE CASH DESK" "YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR WINNINGS." "STOP PRESSURING ME!" "THAT'S IT, I'VE LOST EVERYTHING." "HOW ARE YOU DOING?" "I, UH, WELL, YOU KNOW." "UH, HOW ARE YOU DOING?" "I JUST SAID I LOST EVERYTHING." "YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT." "UH, ME, TOO." "LET'S GET SOME FRESH AIR." "LOVELY BALCONY." "THERE'S FRESH AIR OUT HERE." "( groans )" "I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET HOME." "I'M GOING TO BE STUCK HERE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." "I SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE." "BUT..." "IS IT THIS PLACE, OR...?" "VIRGINIA, I CAN'T CONCEAL IT FROM YOU ANY LONGER." "SOMETHING HAS JUST HAPPENED TO ME." "ME, TOO." "I JUST..." "YES?" "TELL ME IT'S JUST THIS TOWN." "WELL, IT IS A MAGIC LOVE TOWN." "THE FLOWERS ONLY GROW WHERE THERE'S SEEDS" "AND FIREWORKS ONLY HAPPEN" "WHERE THERE'S STUFF IN THE ROCKETS ALREADY." "MAYBE THERE IS DESTINY." "OH..." "THERE MOST CERTAINLY IS." "MAYBE I REALLY AM SUPPOSED TO BE WITH YOU." "OH, YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE." "MAYBE WE SHOULD SEE HOW DAD'S GETTING ON." "Woman:" "PLACE YOUR BETS, PLEASE." "( Tony chuckling )" "AND MRS. BONE THE BUTCHER'S WIFE" "MAKES ANOTHER COMPLETE SET." "WELL DONE, DAD." "HEY, YEAH, I'M UP OVER 600 HERE." "600..." "YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH." "I'M NOT GOING BREAK THE BANK PLAYING HAPPY FAMILIES." "I'VE GOT TO GET OVER TO THE HIGH ROLLER TABLE." "WHAT ARE THEY PLAYING OVER THERE?" "I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T CARE." "THERE'S NO CARD GAME THAT SCARES ME, ALL RIGHT?" "REMEMBER, WE SPENT THAT WEEK IN VEGAS IN '93?" "OH, YEAH, WHEN WE HAD TO SELL THE CAR?" "UH, NO, IT WAS THE YEAR BEFORE THAT." "DO ME A FAVOR, GET ME A BUCKET FOR THESE CHIPS OVER THERE." "EXCUSE ME, SIR..." "WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO COLLECT YOUR WINNINGS." "SHH!" "SHH!" "YES, OKAY, OKAY." "THEY SAY MONEY DOESN'T BRING YOU HAPPINESS" "BUT IT CERTAINLY BRINGS A SMILE TO MY FACE." "I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME." "10,000 GOLD WENDELLS." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHECK IT, SIR?" "THANKS, BYE." "BRAVO!" "( all applauding )" "SHH!" "STOP, STOP CLAPPING." "Queen:" "WOLF, SPEAK TO ME." "SHE'S BACK." "I KNOW YOU'RE THERE." "OH..." "WHY IS IT I CAN SEE YOU" "AND NEVER YOUR COMPANIONS?" "WHO IS IT THAT PROTECTS THEM?" "I DON'T KNOW NOTHING." "HAS THIS GIRL GOT YOU UNDER HER THUMB?" "THAT'S PATHETIC." "IF YOU KILLED HER WHEN I TOLD YOU" "ALL THIS WOULD BE OVER." "GO AWAY." "SHOO!" "THIS GAME IS NEARLY PLAYED OUT." "AND YOU ARE PART OF MY PLAN." "YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN." "NO..." "NO, I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU." "NEVER!" "( humming )" "I KNOW YOUR DESTINY." "YOU ASK A QUESTION" "AND DIE BEFORE IT'S ANSWERED." "WHO ARE YOU?" "( man screaming in distance )" "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" "I'LL GIVE HER THE MONEY, EVEN IF IT MEANS I'LL LOSE HER." "IT'S THE ONLY HONORABLE THING TO DO." "YES, THEN SHE COULD GO HOME SAFELY" "AND THE QUEEN WILL NOT GET TO HER." "YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF THE MOMENT SHE'S GONE." "YOUR LIFE WON'T BE WORTH LIVING." "WON'T IT?" "OF COURSE NOT..." "WAIT A MINUTE, THOUGH." "SHE MAY BE LEAVING" "BUT THAT'S NO REASON NOT TO GO FOR IT ANYWAY." "PROPOSE MARRIAGE." "GIVE HER ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THE MIRROR" "BUT SPEND THE REST ON PRESENTS" "FOR A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!" "GOOD IDEA." "THEN IT'S ALL FAIR." "THEN SHE HAS A CHOICE-- HOME OR ME." "THANKS." "DON'T MENTION IT." "SNAP!" "( grunts )" "THE STAKE IS INCREASING TO 500 GOLD WENDELLS A HAND." "TOO HEAVY FOR ME." "BYE-BYE NOW." "YOU COME BACK REAL SOON" "WHEN YOU GOT MORE MONEY, OKAY?" "( chuckling )" "( knocking )" "IS THIS THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN?" "DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?" "GO AWAY." "NO, I WISH TO MAKE A RESERVATION." "I NEED THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT." "IT'S FOR A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL." "OH!" "( panting )" "NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START WORK IMMEDIATELY." "THE DISHES I HAVE IN MIND WILL NEED OBSESSIVE ATTENTION" "AND A GREAT DEAL OF MARINATING AND PREPARING." "NOW, I WANT ROMANTIC FOOD" "FOOD THAT WILL SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET" "BUT ALSO GLUE HER TO HER SEAT." "I WANT HER TO FEEL AS IF SHE'S HAD A MEAL THAT HAS CHANGED HER LIFE." "THIS MUST BE THE FINEST MEAL EVER COOKED." "I AM THE GREATEST CHEF IN THE NINE KINGDOMS." "FOLKS TRAVEL HUNDREDS OF MILES JUST TO EAT MY FOOD." "YEAH, WELL, MY DATE'S FROM" "A DIFFERENT DIMENSION SO DON'T SLIP UP." "( whimpers )" "THAT'S 13 MAIN COURSES!" "TOO MUCH?" "WELL, NOT IF YOU'RE REALLY HUNGRY, I GUESS." "HOW MANY OTHER GUESTS?" "JUST THE TWO OF US." "TWO?" "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY 20." "THIS IS FAR TOO MUCH FOOD FOR TWO PEOPLE." "OH!" "YOU'RE RIGHT!" "SKIP THE SOUP." "I HAVE FOUND HIM." "YES..." "I KNOW THE PLACE." "IT'S ABOUT 30 MILES FROM HERE." "THINGS ARE LOOKING UP." "NOW, GET ME THE TROLL KING." "HE WILL NOT SPEAK TO US." "TELL HIM HIS CHILDREN ARE DEAD." "DEAD?" "THEY ARE DEAD UNLESS YOU AGREE TO MEET ME FOR TALKS." "( grunts )" "YOU EVIL PIG!" "MEET ME AT THE MERRYPIPS' APPLE ORCHARD." "COME ALONE AND UNARMED OR I WILL SLIT THEIR THROATS." "SNAP!" "( chortling )" "I STILL HAVE TONS AND TONS OF MONEY LEFT." "I'LL GIVE THE REST TO VIRGINIA" "AND THEN SHE CAN STILL BUY THE MIRROR." "( gasping ):" "CRIPES!" "YOU FOOL!" "I ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING." "OH..." "EXCUSE ME." "I WOULD LIKE TO BUY..." "JUST ONE MOMENT, PLEASE, SIR." "MORNING DUTIES." "WELL, I'M IN A REAL HURRY." "I NEED TO BUY..." "IF YOU PLEASE, SIR." "I WON'T KEEP YOU." "OKAY." "OOH, I LIKE THAT ONE." "( gasps )" "OOH!" "THAT'S A NICE ONE." "( cuckoo clocks cuckooing simultaneously )" "OOH." "NICE CLOCKS." "AH, YEAH." "NOW, SIR, WAS THERE SOMETHING I... ( clock cuckoos )" "WHAT?" "I HAVE MONEY." "( grunting )" "( child crying )" "( gunshot )" "OH..." "VERY GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR." "HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?" "I NEED AN ENGAGEMENT RING, AND NOT JUST ANY ORDINARY RING." "WE DON'T SELL ORDINARY RINGS, SIR." "OH." "TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT THE LADY." "IS SHE, UM..." "A BIG GIRL?" "NO." "SUCCULENTLY SLENDER." "LEAN." "PLAIN OR PRETTY?" "OH..." "SHE'S GORGEOUS." "ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT ME?" "OH, MOST ASSUREDLY NOT, SIR." "I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO FIT THE RING TO THE LADY." "SOME RINGS MIGHT..." "OVERWHELM A LADY." "NO RING IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN MY VIRGINIA." "OH, SIR..." "HOW ROMANTIC." "SHE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL IN A MILLION." "TEN MILLION, A HUNDRED MILLION." "THEN, I SHOULDN'T INSULT YOU BY SHOWING YOU" "THESE EVERYDAY GOLD AND DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RINGS." "( derisively ):" "GOLD AND DIAMOND." "OR EVEN THESE..." "HANDMADE BY ROYAL DWARVES." "ROYAL DWARVES?" "FEAST YOUR EYES INSTEAD ON THESE." "CHOOSE ME." "CHOOSE ME." "CHOOSE ME." "CHOOSE ME." "CHOOSE ME." "( gasps )" "CHOOSE ME." "CHOOSE ME." "CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME." "I DON'T WISH TO BE INDELICATE, SIR" "BUT THESE RINGS ARE DISGRACEFULLY EXPENSIVE." "OH, MONEY IS NO OBJECT." "YOU'RE MY KIND OF GENTLEMAN, SIR." "OH, THOSE ARE VERY NICE." "OH, NO." "NO, NO, SIR." "I HAVE SOMETHING UNIQUE IN MIND FOR YOU." "( gasps )" "¶ HOW I LONG TO LINGER" "¶ ON YOUR SWEETHEART'S FINGER" "IT IS..." "A SINGING RING, SIR." "HUFF PUFF..." "A SINGING RING." "I HAVE TO HAVE IT." "THE LADY WHO SLIPS THIS UPON HER FINGER" "WILL HAVE NO CHOICE." "SHE WILL SIMPLY SAY, "I DO."" "ARE YOU SURE?" "NO SINGING RING HAS EVER RECEIVED A REJECTION." "EVER?" "IT COMES" "WITH A LIFETIME LOVE GUARANTEE." "( gasping )" "I'LL TAKE IT." "IT'S YOURS..." "FOR THE PALTRY SUM OF 7,000 GOLD WENDELLS." "SEVEN THOUSAND?" "OH!" "SEVEN THOUSAND!" "OH..." "SEVEN THOUSAND..." "IS THERE A PROBLEM, SIR?" "THERE ARE MORE MODEST RINGS FOR LESS IMPORTANT LADIES." "NO, NO, NO!" "I..." "I'LL TAKE IT." "ONE MORE FOR THE POT, DEARIE?" "Virginia:" "WE'VE WON OVER 4,000;" "WE CAN STOP NOW." "ARE WE SURE 4,000 WILL BE ENOUGH?" "ONE MORE FOR THE WHOLE THING." "NO, NO, NO, NO!" "DON'T, DON'T, DON'T!" "YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING ALL NIGHT;" "YOU'RE TOO TIRED." "NO, NO, ONE MORE FOR THE WHOLE SHEBANG." "LISTEN, I CAN TAKE HER." "¶ I WILL LOVE AND CHUCKLE" "( chuckles )" "¶ ON YOUR GIRLIE'S KNUCKLE" "OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE." "¶ I WILL NEVER FIDGET" "¶ JAMMED UPON HER DIGIT." "SHH, SHH, SHH!" "YOU'LL SPOIL THE SURPRISE!" "BE QUIET!" "¶ I'LL BE SWEET AND FRESH" "¶ WRAPPED AROUND HER FLESH." "WRAPPED AROUND MY ( gasps )." "OH, GOODNESS!" "OH, DEAR!" "OH, DEAR." "OH..." "I HOPE TONY'S DONE WELL." "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" "I JUST POPPED OUT FOR A WALK." "HOW'S HE DOING?" "MMM..." "SNAP!" "SNAP!" "( low laughter )" "SORRY, DEARIE." "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME." "WELL, YOU CERTAINLY HAVE BEEN LUCKY FOR ME." "SO, A DEAL'S A DEAL." "I'LL EXPECT YOU WANT A BISCUIT" "MORE THAN YOU WANT THIS MONEY, THOUGH." "PRINCE?" "ROYALTY ALWAYS EXCEL AT GAMBLING." "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" "HADN'T WE BETTER BE GOING TO THE AUCTION?" "OH, THE AUCTION, THE AUCTION!" "AND THAT BRINGS US TO LOT SEVEN" "A MYSTERY MIRROR THAT HAS BEEN DATED EARLY CINDERELLAN" "WITH POTENTIAL MAGIC QUALITIES." "WHO WILL START THE BIDDING FOR THIS EXTRAORDINARY PIECE?" "ONE HUNDRED." "TWO HUNDRED." "EMERGENCY!" "EMERGENCY!" "COMING THROUGH!" "EXCUSE US, EXCUSE US." "SORRY, SORRY." "( gasps )" "OH!" "WHAT...?" "Woman:" "SLICED HIM FOR HIS MONEY." "Man:" "MOVE YOU ALONG." "JUST A DEAD ELF." "GO HOME." "WINGS AIN'T FLAPPIN' ANYMORE." "Auctioneer:" "FOR THE FINAL TIME" "I AM BID 3,800 GOLD PIECES." "ANY ADVANCE?" "GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE." "FIVE!" "FIVE THOUSAND!" "FIVE THOUSAND?" "YES." "WILL ANYONE INCREASE ON 5,000 GOLD WENDELLS?" "FIVE THOUSAND." "GOING ONCE..." "GOING TWICE..." "TEN THOUSAND." "OH, MY GOD, IT'S HIM!" "OH, GOD, HOW DID HE GET 10,000?" "ANY ADVANCE FROM... 10,000?" "SOLD" "TO THE GENTLEMAN WITH THE PIPE." "YOUR NAME, SIR." "MR. HUNTER." "I'LL PAY IMMEDIATELY." "HE'S GOT THE ELF'S CANE." "THAT'S HOW HE GOT THE MONEY-- HE KILLED THE ELF." "WELL, COME ON, WE CAN'T JUST STAND AROUND." "THAT BRINGS US TO THE NEXT ITEM IN THE AUCTION" "WHICH IS A REMARKABLE..." "ONLY PURCHASERS ALLOWED IN HERE." "UH..." "COME ON." "...22-KARAT GOLD, ENTITLED "FROZEN RAGE."" "WHY ARE WE HERE SO EARLY, YOUR MAJESTY?" "WE'RE NOT MEETING THE QUEEN FOR ANOTHER HOUR." "SHUT UP." "WHEN SHE ARRIVES, SHE MUST ONLY SEE ME UNARMED" "OR SHE WILL NOT ADVANCE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "YES, YOUR MAJESTY." "Mrs. Merrypip:" "THERE'S NO NEED" "TO GNAW BONES, YOUR HIGHNESS." "WE'VE GOT LOVELY FOOD IN THE LARDER." "MARROWBONE." "MMM..." "YOUR HIGHNESS MIGHT THINK THIS A BIT PRESUMPTUOUS-LIKE" "BUT COULD WE SAY OUR CIDER'S BY ROYAL APPOINTMENT NOW?" "OH, MY GOD!" "IT'S LIKE A BEDTIME STORY." "FIRST OF ALL, WE'VE GOT PRINCE CHARMING, AND NOW WE'VE GOT..." "DO BE QUIET, PLEASE." "YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE FAMILY." "WHAT HAS THE PRINCE TOLD YOU?" "HE'S TOLD US EVERYTHING." "ALL ABOUT REALLY BEING A DOG AND EVERYTHING." "IT'S AMAZING." "OH, DEAR..." "THAT REALLY WAS THE WRONG ANSWER." "I AM ALONE..." "AND UNARMED." "AS AM I." "I HAVE DONE WHAT YOU'VE ASKED." "NOW, WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN?" "TO BE QUITE HONEST, I HAVE NO IDEA." "I SIMPLY USED THEM AS AN EXCUSE TO GET YOU TO MEET ME." "THEN I WILL KILL YOU." "DON'T YOU WISH TO KNOW MY GREAT PLAN FIRST?" "I HAVE KNOWN OF YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG" "TO PUT THE IMPOSTOR PRINCE ON THE THRONE" "AND RULE THE FOURTH KINGDOM YOURSELF." "DO YOU THINK I SPENT SEVEN YEARS ROTTING IN JAIL JUST TO RULE ONE" "OF THE NINE KINGDOMS?" "I INTEND TO HAVE THEM ALL." "BUT WHERE DO I FIT IN?" "YES, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN." "I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH." "TROLLS..." "ARISE!" "( roaring )" "YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT, DID YOU?" "MY MEN HAVE BEEN HIDING FOR THE LAST HOUR." "I'M IMPRESSED AT YOUR FORESIGHT." "AND HAD YOU ARRIVED TWO HOURS EARLIER" "YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND ME... ( groaning )" "POISONING THE APPLES." "( all groaning )" "POISON IS SOMETHING" "OF A SCIENCE WITH ME, AND I SEEMED TO HAVE TIMED IT JUST RIGHT." "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, RELISH..." "AN ARMY MARCHES ON ITS STOMACH." "( sighs )" "ARE YOU GOING TO BEAT ME?" "NO, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU HOME." "OH, EXCELLENT." "( sniffing )" "IS THIS BREAKFAST?" "NOT UNLESS YOU ENJOY TROLL HEAD." "DRIVE ON!" "( whip cracks )" "( horses neighing )" "I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT." "HE JUST VANISHED." "AND WHAT IS YOUR PLAN NOW, ANTHONY?" "GET DRUNK." "BARMAN, BOTTLE OF BEER." "SAUCER OF BEER FOR MY FRIEND." "WE ONLY SERVE COCKTAILS, SIR." "CUPID'S FIRST BLUSH..." "SOME ENCHANTED EVENING..." "A LONG, SLOW SPELL AGAINST THE WALL." "Wolf:" "HELLO, BOYS." "HAS ANYONE SEEN VIRGINIA?" "SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A FEW MINUTES." "A FEW MINUTES." "Wendell:" "ANTHONY, LISTEN TO ME" "ON NO CONDITION ALLOW THIS WOLF ALONE" "WITH YOUR DAUGHTER TONIGHT." "WHY NOT?" "YOU NEED TO ASK?" "THINK WHERE YOU ARE:" "THE LOVE CAPITAL OF THE KINGDOMS." "SHE WILL COME BACK COMPLETELY DISHEVELED." "BOY, I'M RAVENOUS!" "I'VE BEEN FASTING ALL DAY." "I COULD EAT A REGIMENT OF HORSES." "YOU KNOW..." "I NEED TO HAVE A FEW WORDS WITH YOU." "ABOUT WHAT, TONE?" "I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT." "( sighs )" "IS IT YOUR HAIR?" "I KNOW, IT'S FALLING OUT..." "NOT MY HAIR..." "MY DAUGHTER." "YOUR DAUGHTER?" "YES." "I NEED TO KNOW IF YOUR..." "INTENTIONS ARE HONORABLE." "NO, NOT REALLY." "NO?" "!" "I CAN'T DENY IT." "THEY'RE BORDERING, HOVERING, TEETERING" "ON THE DISHONORABLE." "HE'LL HAVE HER ON HER BACK" "BEFORE YOU CAN SAY, "HAPPY EVER AFTER."" "NOW, YOU LOOK HERE" "VIRGINIA IS A VERY VULNERABLE GIRL" "AND SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE..." "OH, VIRGINIA!" "HI!" "YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL." "OH!" "ARE YOU READY?" "YOU KNOW, WOLF, I..." "WHAT?" "I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING." "( gasps )" "OH, NO!" "NO!" "IT'S ALL PLANNED." "JUST..." "I'M NOT..." "HUNGRY." "NO!" "I'VE GONE TO A LOT OF TROUBLE" "CREATING THIS, UH..." "SPONTANEOUS EVENING." "WELL..." "OKAY, WE WON'T BE LONG." "DON'T WORRY, TONY." "YOUR DAUGHTER'S SAFE IN MY HANDS." "YOU'RE KISSING THAT GIRL'S VIRGINITY GOOD-BYE, ANTHONY." "Virginia:" "WHOA... ( both laughing )" "OH, MY GOD." "¶ YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE LAND... ¶" "BUT I KNOW." "¶ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT THE SINGING RING IN YOUR HAND. ¶" "( shushing ):" "YOU'LL SPOIL THE SURPRISE." "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?" "NOBODY." "TO THE RESTAURANT, DRIVER." "AND DRIVE AS ROMANTICALLY AS YOU CAN." "( romantic music plays )" "WHERE'S THAT MUSIC COMING FROM?" "DO YOU LIKE IT?" "IT'S A TUNE, I..." "I HAD IT ESPECIALLY COMPOSED FOR YOU." "IT'S CALLED "A TIME FOR COMMITMENT."" "Anthony:" "I HAD..." "A PERFECTLY GOOD BUSINESS." "I JUST EXPANDED TOO SOON." "( heavy sigh )" "AND THEN THE RECESSION HIT ME" "AND I, WELL, I JUST LOST EVERYTHING." "MY BUSINESS, MY..." "MY WIFE, MY SELF-RESPECT..." "HERE'S TO TONY LEWIS" "THE BIGGEST FAILURE IN ALL THE TEN KINGDOMS." "NO, ANTHONY, MY FAILURE IS MUCH WORSE THAN YOURS." "THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF KINGHOOD" "AND I HAVE FAILED DISMALLY." "OH, COME ON." "IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU GOT TURNED INTO A DOG." "THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY!" "ANTHONY, I'M..." "I'M..." "I'M STARTING TO FORGET THINGS, LIKE..." "LIKE..." "LIKE MY PARENTS' NAMES" "AND..." "AND..." "GREAT BIG CHUNKS OF MY LIFE" " IT'S... ( hiccuping )" "IT'S LIKE..." "IT'S LIKE SOMEONE'S STEALING MY LIFE FROM ME." "MESSAGE FOR YOU, SIR." "UH..." ""TAKE THE DOG AND TIE HIM TO THE POST" ""IN THE CENTRE OF THE TOWN SQUARE..." ""IF YOU HAVE NOT DONE THIS IN FIFTEEN MINUTES" "I WILL SMASH THE MIRROR INTO A HUNDRED THOUSAND PIECES." WHAT...?" "IT'S HIM." "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FROM?" "IT WAS GIVEN TO THE DOORMAN, SIR." "THE HUNTSMAN." "HOW DID HE KNOW WE WERE HERE?" "WHERE ARE..." "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?" "WITHOUT A DOUBT, YOU ARE THE MOST QUIRKY GIRL" "IN THE WHOLE OF THE NINE KINGDOMS." "( laughs )" "I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS." "YOU ARE MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND." "WHAT?" "!" "NO!" "FIRST AS IN..." "FIRST EVER?" "OH, YES." "A WOLF MATES FOR LIFE." "AM I NOT YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND?" "( laughing )" "OH, GOD, I'VE BEEN OUT WITH LOADS OF GUYS." "OH." "OH, BUT..." "OH, NOTHING SERIOUS." "I..." "I HAVE A HARD TIME..." "TRUSTING PEOPLE." "I JUST NEVER WANT TO..." "JUMP UNLESS..." "I'M SURE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO CATCH ME." "OH, I'LL CATCH YOU." "AND IF I MISS FOR ANY REASON, I'LL SIT BY YOUR BEDSIDE" "AND NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH." "CRIPES." "I JUST CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS." "I MEAN, WHAT IF HE PUTS AN ARROW THROUGH BOTH OF US?" "WE COULD BE WALKING RIGHT INTO A TRAP." "JOY!" "JOY!" "WAIT A MINUTE." "WAIT A MINUTE." "WAIT A MINUTE." "THE SQUARE." "HE'S GOING TO WANT TO BE ABLE" "TO SEE ME LEAVING YOU IN THE SQUARE." "SO...?" "SO HE'D WANT A CLEAR VIEW." "WHICH MEANS HE'S PROBABLY WATCHING FROM SOMEWHERE..." "Wendell:" "SOMEWHERE HIGH?" "Tony:" "YEAH, SOMEWHERE WHERE HE COULD..." "THAT TOWER." "THAT'S IT." "THAT'S WHERE THE MIRROR WILL BE." "DON'T LOOK UP." "JUST, UM..." "PRETEND TO STRUGGLE." "COME ON." "OH, MY GOD!" "WHAT AN INCREDIBLE EVENING." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "THIS IS GOING TO COST" "AN ABSOLUTE FORTUNE." "I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU." "A VERY SPECIAL PRESENT." "OH!" "¶ YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE LAND ¶" "¶ 'CAUSE WE'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING PLANNED ¶" "JUST DO A LOOSE KNOT." "I'LL BE FASTER THAN HIM." "ALL RIGHT" "WHERE WILL YOU GO?" "WHAT IF I DON'T SEE YOU AGAIN?" "OH, YOU WILL." "ALL RIGHT." "GOOD LUCK, YOUR MAJESTY." "( barking )" "HOW HAVE YOU PAID FOR ALL OF THIS?" "WHAT?" "HOW HAVE YOU PAID FOR ALL OF THIS?" "UM..." "OH!" "YES!" "I WON THE JACKRABBIT JACKPOT LAST NIGHT." "LAST NIGHT?" "MM-HMM." "YOU SAID YOU LOST EVERYTHING LAST NIGHT." "DID I?" "UM..." "OH, WELL, I..." "I DID WIN SOME." "YOU SAID YOU LOST EVERYTHING." "I KNOW, BUT LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT YOU..." "OUTSIDE, WHEN YOU WERE TELLING ME" "HOW MUCH YOU LOVED ME" "YOU LIED?" "¶ WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?" "¶ I CANNOT SEE." "NO!" "NO!" "WAIT!" "HEY!" "HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN?" "UM... ( stuttering )" "I DON'T REALLY-I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER." "HOW MUCH?" "I DON'T KNOW." "IT WAS AROUND THE, UH..." "AROUND THE 10,000 MARK." "10,000?" "WE COULD'VE GOTTEN THE MIRROR BACK" "AND YOU SPENT IT ON FOOD?" "!" "NO, I DIDN'T SPEND IT ON FOOD!" "I SPENT IT ON YOU!" "WE COULD HAVE GONE HOME!" "WE COULD HAVE GONE HOME!" "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?" "!" "I DON'T BELONG HERE!" "I WANT TO GO HOME!" "NO, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO HOME." "I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS PLANNED." "I..." "I HAVE..." "THERE'S A GONDOLA OUT BACK" "AND THERE'S FIREWORKS AND MORE FIZZY STUFF." "YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME." "YOU JUST CARE ABOUT YOURSELF." "NO, NO, NO." "THAT'S NOT TRUE." "I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" "NO, VIRGINIA, PLEASE!" "DON'T GO!" "VIRGINIA!" "Man:" "THE PRINCE IS BACK!" "( people cheering )" "RETURN OF THE PRINCE." "HAPPY EVER AFTER!" "GET YOUR SOUVENIR COPY OF THE KINGDOM TIMES." "WHY WAS I EVER STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THAT A GIRL LIKE HER" "WOULD FALL FOR AN ANIMAL LIKE ME?" "¶ WHERE'S SHE GONE?" "¶ IT'S ALL GONE WRONG." "( howls )" "HERE HE COMES!" "HERE HE COMES!" "HERE HE COMES!" "PRINCE WENDELL!" "THIS CAN'T BE." "THAT'S A LIE!" "I'M PRINCE WENDELL!" "GENTLEMEN!" "THE CRISIS IS OVER." "THE KINGDOM IS SAFE AGAIN!" "OH..." "HE'S COMING HOME." "THE CORONATION'S BACK ON!" "¶ YOU CANNOT WIN HER" "¶ YOU CANNOT CHOOSE HER" "¶ YOU ARE JUST A HOPELESS LOSER. ¶" "( shrieking )" "( frightened murmuring )" "( screaming )" "NOW YOU SEE WHAT I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG." "YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT ME." "WILL YOU COME BACK TO ME?" "WILL YOU TURN BACK TO ME NOW?" "YES." "WELL, AT LEAST THINGS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE." "YOU IDIOT!" "THIS MIRROR WAS OUR ONLY WAY HOME!" "I..." "UH, ANTHONY..." "NOT NOW." "I DON'T THINK" "SHE'S VERY PLEASED WITH YOU." "MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN UP ON THE ROOF." "IT FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING IS GOING RIGHT..." "IT'S YOUR IMAGINATION." "BE CAREFUL NOT CUTTING YOURSELF." "LOOK!" "THE MIRROR BREAKER!" "THERE HE IS!" "MIRROR BREAKER!" "HE'S BROKEN A MAGIC MIRROR." "THAT'S SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK." "OH, COME ON, PEOPLE." "YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT SILLY SUPERSTITION, DO YOU?" "( echoing hoofbeats )" "( hoofbeats stop )" "THERE, YOU SEE?" "WHAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN CAN'T HURT YOU." "OW!" ""OW" WHAT?" "!" "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS ROCK." "WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?" "MIRROR BREAKER!" "GET OUT OF TOWN!" "WE DON'T WANT YOUR BAD LUCK HERE!" "Woman:" "GET OUT OF TOWN!" "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT." "( crowd shouting )" "Tony:" "THIS IS NO GOOD." "WE NEED THE FRAME." "THERE ARE TOO MANY PIECES MISSING." "WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK." "WHAT'S ON THE BACK?" "WAIT A MINUTE." "DON'T...." "WHOA, WHOA, DON'T MESS UP THE PIECES." "IT TOOK US HOURS TO PUT THESE PIECES TOGETHER." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "LOOK." "WELL, MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND OF SECRET CLUE, ALL RIGHT." "LOOK, UM, "MAN RED BY THE WAR OF RAG MOUNT."" "MAYBE ABOUT A BATTLE." "IT'S NOT A CLUE." "IT'S A MAKER'S SEAL." ""MAN..."" "HERE, SEE" ""MANUFACTURED."" "THAT'S IT." ""MANUFACTURED BY THE WAR..."" ""OF," UM, "RAG MOUNT..."" ""MOUNTI..."?" "MOUNTIES?" "NO, NO, THAT'S AN "N."" ""MOUNTAIN."" ""MANUFACTURED BY THE WAR..."" ""OF..."" "UH, LOOKS LIKE A "D." "DRAGO."" "NO, IT'S MORE OF A GAP THAN THAT." ""DRAGON."" ""MANUFACTURED BY THE DWARVES OF DRAGON MOUNTAIN."" "OH!" "OH, DEAR." "DRAGON MOUNTAIN." "PRINCE, YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS?" "WELL, YES, BUT, UH..." "HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS." "LET'S GO." "BEFORE ANY MORE BAD LUCK HAPPENS." "WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IT'S A VERY LONG WAY FROM HERE." "YOU KNOW WHAT, TOO?" "WE SHOULD GO" "TO THAT FARMHOUSE TO TRY TO GET SOME FOOD BEFORE WE GO." "THAT'S NOT GOLD." "IT IS." "IT'S FOOL'S GOLD." "I GOT IT AT A KNOCKDOWN PRICE ON ACCOUNT OF IT BEING" "THE UGLIEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN." "( muffled groans )" "WHERE'S THAT NOISE COMING FROM?" "AH!" "SUCK AN ELF TROOP!" "RUBBER LEGS!" "RUBBER LEGS!" "( knock on door )" "I DON'T THINK ANYBODY'S HERE." "NO, I HEARD SOMETHING." "WHY DON'T WE CHECK AROUND BACK?" "OH, NO, WAIT..." "OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE BACK!" "SNIFF A SANDAL, IT'S THEM." "KILL THEM!" "OW!" "OW!" "DEAD LEG." "CRAMP!" "MAKE WAY!" "WELCOME BACK, YOUR MAJESTY." "AND CONGRATULATIONS." "WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK." "THANK GOODNESS" "YOU ARE BACK, SIR." "THERE'S SO MUCH ORGANIZING TO BE DONE." "LORD RUPERT HAS GONE" "TO COLLECT YOUR CORONATION GIFTS." "I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE FOOTMAN, SIR." "A NEW MEMBER OF STAFF?" "I WISH TO GO STRAIGHT TO MY ROOM." "OF COURSE, YOUR MAJESTY." "YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED AFTER YOUR LONG JOURNEY." "NO, I NEED TO URINATE." "I MUST GO STRAIGHTAWAY." "OTHERWISE, IT'S A LEG-LIFTER." "OF COURSE." "CAN I HAVE SOMETHING SENT UP TO YOUR ROOM?" "UM..." "YES." "WHAT DO I USUALLY HAVE?" "COCOA AND A CHEESE SANDWICH, SIR." "DO I?" "IT'S YOUR FAVORITE, YOUR MAJESTY." "THEN I'LL HAVE IT." "AND, UM, SEND UP A TRAY OF JUICY BONES AS WELL." "AWAY!" "WE'LL TEND TO THE HORSES." "Wendell:" "I CAME TO DRAGON MOUNTAIN ONCE BEFORE" "WHEN I WAS A YOUNG PUP..." "I MEAN, A YOUNG PRINCE." "THE ENTRANCE TO THE DWARF KINGDOM" "IS SOMEWHERE UP VERY HIGH." "IT'S A VERY LONG THROW AWAY" "BUT I CAN'T REALLY REMEMBER WHERE." "IN FACT, I DON'T SEEM TO REMEMBER" "ANYTHING AT ALL THESE DAYS." "I'M GOING MORE AND MORE, WELL, DOGGY." "UGLY-LOOKING DRAGON." "WHAT IS A QUESTING PERMIT?" "WELL, THERE'S NOTHING HERE." "WELL, IT MUST BE UP THE MOUNTAIN SOME MORE." "COME ON." "Wendell:" "I WISH I COULD REMEMBER IF THE DRAGONS ARE STILL ALIVE." "( hoofbeats approaching )" "ON, NO!" "WAIT..." "NO!" "ANYTHING IMPORTANT INSIDE?" "DID YOU SEE THAT?" "BOTH OF THOSE STRAPS BROKE EXACTLY AT THE SAME TIME." "WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?" "LIKE A BILLION TO ONE." "YEAH." "MAYBE YOU JUST DIDN'T TIE IT PROPERLY." "NO, I TIED IT PROPERLY." "IT'S MY BAD LUCK." "YEAH." "HEY, I GOT THE GREATEST LUCK OF ALL" "GETTING TO TRAVEL WITH YOU." "YOU KNOW..." "IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, JUST SAY IT." "GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST." "ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN SULKING." "I'M NOT SULKING." "YOUNG WOMAN..." "I'M JUST WONDERING WHAT YOU WERE DOING" "ON THE ROOF OF THAT BUILDING." "HOW COULD YOU?" "WITH THE MIRROR OUR ONLY HOPE." "ARE YOU STILL ON ABOUT THE MIRROR?" "IT'S GONE." "I SAID I'M SORRY BUT IT'S DONE." "I SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE LOOKING AFTER YOU." "YOU'RE ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES..." "LOOKING AFTER ME?" "WHO RAISED YOU FOR 20 YEARS?" "I HAD TO WORK SIX DAYS A WEEK." "YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?" "NO." "JUST POOR LITTLE VIRGINIA." "ME, ME, ME, ME." "OH, I REALLY HATE YOU SOMETIMES." "WELL, IF IT HELPS, GO AHEAD." "HAVE A NICE LONG HATE." "I'M USED TO IT." "OKAY." "THIS IS A LOT BETTER THAN THE OTHER PLACE." "I'LL TELL YOU THAT FOR NOTHING." "NOBODY HELPED ME." "I DID IT MYSELF." "WELL?" "Burly:" "HELLO?" "( knocking )" "HELLO?" "ANYONE THERE?" "HEY, COME HERE." "IT'S THE QUEEN." "HEY, YOUR MAJESTY, WE'RE BACK." "ALIVE AND KICKING!" "AND MADDER THAN EVER." "I MUST SAY, I AM MOST SURPRISED TO SEE YOU." "YOUR MAJESTY" "COULD YOU USE ONE OF YOUR MIRRORS" "TO CONTACT OUR DAD?" "HE'LL BE VERY WORRIED ABOUT US." "YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE AWFUL NEWS THEN?" "WE HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING." "WE'VE BEEN GOLD." "YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN MURDERED." "WHO?" "WHO DID THIS?" "THE GIRL." "SHE POISONED HIM." "SWEAR THAT YOU WILL TRACK HER DOWN." "All:" "WE SWEAR IT!" "WHOA, WHOA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "THIS IS THE PATH." "NO, THAT GOES DOWN." "IT'S SLOPING DOWNWARDS." "THIS IS THE WAY UP." "THAT'S NOT EVEN A PATH." "THAT'S, LIKE, FOR GOATS." "IT GOES BACK UP" "THE HILL RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER." "PRINCE, AM I RIGHT?" "ANTHONY" "I KNOW THIS IS HIGHLY IRREGULAR" "BUT..." "WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A CUDDLE, PLEASE?" "YOU SEE, I'M RIGHT, THIS IS THE WAY." "FINE." "YOU GO YOUR WAY, I'LL GO MINE." "WELL, ALL RIGHT, FINE." "GO." "DON'T BLAME ME WHEN THE DRAGONS" "GET YOU." "I'M NOT GOING THAT WAY." "OKAY." "BECAUSE IT'S WRONG." "Wendell:" "OH, NO." "DECISIONS." "( barks )" "YOU COMING WITH ME?" "YOU KNOW THIS IS RIGHT, DON'T YOU?" "HOW COULD SHE DEFY ME LIKE THAT?" "SO OBSTINATE." "YOU CAME BECAUSE YOU KNEW I WAS GOING" "IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, RIGHT?" "UH, NO." "NO?" "I ONLY CAME WITH YOU" "BECAUSE VIRGINIA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING I SAY." "SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME, EITHER." "( hoofbeats approaching )" "OH..." "DAMN, THE ONE TIME HE HAD TO BE RIGHT." "( buzzing )" "SINCE WHEN DO WASPS" "BUILD NESTS HALFWAY UP A MOUNTAIN?" "OF ALL THE PLACES I COULD PUT MY HAND." "IT'S BEYOND BELIEF, I'M TELLING YOU." "TONY, I'M SCARED." "I'M LOSING MY MIND." "NO, YOU'RE NOT, ALL RIGHT?" "JUST GIVE THAT A REST, PLEASE." "NO, I AM." "PLEASE, YOU PROMISED ME A CUDDLE." "YES." "COMBINED CUDDLE AND STROKE, PLEASE." "THAT'S NICE." "OH, NO, TONY." "IT'S HAPPENING." "I'M GOING DOG." "I AM GOING DOG AND THERE'S NO GOING BACK." "OH..." "I'M SO TIRED." "ALWAYS SO TIRED." "SLEEPY." "WISH I WAS A DOG." "SOMEBODY TO TAKE CARE OF ME, FEED ME" "SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING." "THAT WOULD BE HEAVEN." "( rocks rumbling )" "OH." "OH, HI." "SO, YOU MADE IT." "YEAH." "WE'VE BEEN HERE QUITE A WHILE." "REALLY?" "MM-HMM." "'BOUT AN HOUR." "OH, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A RACE." "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A PATH." "AHH!" "THERE'S MORE" "PAW PRINTS HERE." "THEY CAME THIS WAY." "D-D-DAD'S..." "D-D-DEAD." "WELL..." "LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE." "NO MORE BEATINGS." "YEAH." "WE CAN FAIL TOTALLY" "WITHOUT FEAR OF PUNISHMENT." "YEAH." "TO HECK WITH HIM, OLD BASTARD." "( laughs )" "HE CAN SUCK AN ELF." "WAIT, WAIT." "WHAT ARE WE SAYING?" "HE WAS OUR DAD." "HE TOOK US HUNTING." "HE..." "HE GAVE US OUR FIRST WEAPONS." "HE TAUGHT US HOW TO KEEP A TORTURE VICTIM CONSCIOUS..." "FOR HOURS." "( crying )" "WAIT TILL WE GET AHOLD OF THAT LITTLE WITCH." "WE'LL TEAR HER HEAD OFF!" "YEAH!" "YEAH!" "( exhausted groans )" "I THINK YOU'RE SITTING ON SOMEBODY." "EW!" ""HERE LIES IVAN THE OPTIMIST."" "HMM." "DO YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE FOUND THE DRAGON" "OR THE DRAGON FOUND THEM?" "WELL, THESE GRAVES LOOK REALLY OLD." "I DON'T THINK THERE ARE ANY MORE DRAGONS." "GOD..." "THIS IS INSANE." "WE MUST HAVE CLIMBED ABOUT A THOUSAND FEET." "WE SHOULD THINK ABOUT STAYING HERE TONIGHT." "WHAT, IN A GRAVEYARD?" "WAIT A MINUTE" " REALLY?" "ARE YOU CRAZY?" "( wind whistling )" "THIS WAS SUCH A BAD IDEA OF MINE TO COME ALL THE WAY UP HERE." "I AM SO SORRY." "THIS... ( wolf howls in distance )" "YOU MISS THAT WOLF, DON'T YOU?" "( sighs )" "( shivers )" "WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING." "I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE END FOR ME" "BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO BE ABLE" "TO STAND SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LUCK." "OH!" "I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING, THOUGH" "I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU." "I MEAN, WITHOUT YOU" "WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR." "I'M COLD." "GIVE ME A HUG." "OH, COME HERE." "( shivering )" "( whimpers )" "BIG BONE." "BIG BONE." "PRINCE." "WHOA, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT, BOY?" "BIG BONE." "BIG BONE." "YEAH, BIG BONE." "BIG BONE." "YES, BIGGEST BONE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE." "WHERE'D YOU GET IT FROM?" "( barks )" "FOLLOW ME." "( Prince barks )" "Anthony:" "WELL, WE'VE FOUND THE DRAGON." "Virginia:" "HE'S NOT BREATHING ANY FIRE." "NO, BUT, LOOK, LOOK-- IT'S GUARDING SOMETHING." "IT'S AN ENTRANCE." "WAIT..." "PRINCE..." "ALL RIGHT, WE'LL..." "( screaming )" "OH!" ""DWARF MINES."" "THIS MUST BE WHERE THEY MAKE THE MIRRORS." "WHOA." "CAN'T EVEN SEE THE BOTTOM." "I CAN'T GO DOWN THERE, NOT WITH MY LUCK." "I THINK IT'S THE ONLY WAY." "OH, NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO." "COME ON, JUST GET ON BEHIND ME." "LOOK, IF DWARVES CAN DO IT, IT MUST BE SAFE." "COME ON, PRINCE." "HOW DOES THAT FOLLOW?" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IT COULD HAVE A VERY LOW CEILING." "YOU KNOW, VIRGINIA, IT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE A SLIDE AT ALL." "IT COULD BE A DRAGON FEEDING TROUGH... ( both screaming )" "OH, DEAR." "COME ON, DAD, YOU CAN DO IT." "SEE?" "YOU MADE IT." "GOOD JOB." "GREAT." "Dwarf Leader:" "ATTENTION!" "ATTENTION!" "COMRADES, THIS IS A GREAT DAY!" "THE TIME HAS COME TO..." "BEHOLD THE BIRTH OF THE MIRROR!" "NO ONE HAS MADE A TRUTH MIRROR" "FOR OVER 500 YEARS!" "BEHOLD PRINCE WENDELL'S CORONATION GIFT!" "( cheering )" "( whispering ):" "SEE THAT, PRINCE?" "THAT'S FOR YOU." "OW!" "OW!" "OW!" "OW!" "OW!" "DO YOU REALIZE THE PENALTY FOR ENTERING OUR SECRET" "MIRROR MINES, COMRADES?" "IS IT A HEAVY FINE?" "IT IS DEATH." "THIS IS OUR MOUNTAIN." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "AND YOU CAN HAVE IT." "WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE FOURTH KINGDOM." "YEAH, WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WERE TRESPASSING." "IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE." "YOU HAVE ILLEGALLY ENTERED THE UNDERGROUND NINTH KINGDOM" "AND ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL OUR SECRETS" "WILL DIE." "SECRETS?" "NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR SECRETS." "WE ACTUALLY NEED YOUR HELP." "RIGHT, RIGHT." "YOU SEE, THERE WAS A MAGIC MIRROR RECENTLY..." "WELL, IT HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT." "Leader:" "YOU?" "IT WAS YOU?" "DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?" "YOU HAVE DESTROYED ONE OF THE GREAT TRAVELING MIRRORS." "WE WEREN'T EVEN..." "WAIT." "DID YOU JUST SAY ONE OF THE TRAVELING MIRRORS?" "AS IN, THERE ARE OTHERS?" "DO YOU WISH TO SMASH THE OTHER TWO?" "NO, WE NEED THEM." "WHERE CAN WE FIND THEM?" "YOU WILL FIND ONLY DEATH HERE." "TAKE THEM TO THE OLD SHAFT" "AND THROW THEM IN!" "( dwarves clamoring )" "NO, NO, NO!" "LOOK, LOOK, WAIT!" "WAIT!" "LOOK!" "LOOK IN THE TRUTH MIRROR." "LOOK!" "IT'S PRINCE WENDELL" "GRANDSON OF THE GREATEST WOMAN THAT'S EVER LIVED." "THAT'S RIGHT." "THAT'S THE GUY." "AND I AM HIS INDISPENSABLE TRANSLATOR." "Dwarf:" "WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?" "WHO ARE YOU STRANGE TRAVELERS?" "WE'RE, UM..." "ON A SECRET MISSION" "TO RESTORE PRINCE WENDELL" "TO HIS ORIGINAL FORM." "I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON." "LONG HAVE THE STORIES" "BEEN TOLD OF THIS DAY WHEN A PROUD PRINCE" "WOULD STAND BEFORE US ON FOUR LEGS." "YEAH, WELL, THIS IS THE DAY." "OH!" "I'VE BANGED MY SUCKING ELFING HEAD 200 TIMES." "YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL." "OH, I HATE DWARVES." "FIRST DWARF I SEE, I'LL KABOB HIM!" "YEAH!" "IF THEY SEE A TROLL" "THEY'LL BE ON YOU LIKE A PACK OF HOUNDS" "AND THEY'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB." "SHUT UP!" "WHAT ARE WE, TROLLS OR MICE?" "WE'RE TROLLS!" "TROLLS AFRAID OF NOTHING!" "NOTHING!" "DWARVES HAVE MINED IN THESE CAVES" "FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS." "IN THE EARLY DAYS" "WE SUFFERED TERRIBLE LOSSES" "BECAUSE THE CAVES WERE OVERRUN WITH DRAGONS." "YOU SEE, THESE CAVES CONTAIN QUICKSILVER" "WHICH, I'M SURE YOU KNOW, MALE DRAGONS ARE ADDICTED TO." "AH!" "THIS IS EXTREMELY QUICKSILVER." "ORDINARY QUICKSILVER IS MUCH TOO SLOW FOR MAGIC MIRRORS." "MOST ATTEMPTS TO MAKE" "A MAGIC MIRROR FAIL COMPLETELY." "THEY JUST REFLECT." "BUT SOMETIMES, WITH THE HELP" "OF GREAT DWARF EXPERTISE..." "OW!" "YOU'RE NOT SUFFERING" "FROM BAD LUCK, ARE YOU?" "WE'RE LOOKING FOR A TRAVELING MIRROR" "TO REPLACE THE ONE THAT WAS BROKEN." "YEAH, WHICH WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH." "TRAVELING MIRRORS..." "I DOUBT IF OUR RECORDS GO THAT FAR BACK." "YES..." "JUST AS I THOUGHT." "THERE IS ONE OTHER SLENDER CHANCE." "LET'S SEE IF WE CAN RAISE GUSTAV." "COME." "HE'S OVER THERE." "GUSTAV, YOU HAVE A VISITOR." "YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP;" "HE'S RATHER DEAF." "( speaking loudly ):" "UM, GUSTAV, WE NEED TO ASK YOU" "A QUESTION." "HMM?" "A QUESTION!" "ABOUT TRAVELING MIRRORS!" "AN ANSWER ONLY WILL I CHIME" "WHEN QUESTIONS PUT ARE ASKED IN RHYME." "Librarian:" "ALL EARLY MIRRORS" "TALK IN VERSE." "YES, OF COURSE." "WERE THERE ANY OTHER TRAVELING MIRRORS MADE" "THAT COULD HELP US WITH OUR ESCAPADE?" ""ESCAPADE."" "THREE FINE MIRRORS THERE WERE MADE" "TO MAKE THEM, SUCH A PRICE" "WAS PAID." "FINE, FINE." "WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO?" "HMM?" "UM, OUR MIRROR'S SMASHED;" "WHAT CAN WE DO?" "WHERE THE HELL ARE THE OTHER TWO?" "MIRROR ONE SHATTERED BIG..." "BY AN OAF CALLED ANTOPY." "( mumbling )" "MIRROR TWO IS ON A BED" "WITH BARNACLES UPON ITS HEAD." "A BED..." "WITH BARNACLES." "THE SEABED." "YES, ONE FELL INTO THE GREAT NORTHERN SEA." "I THINK YOU CAN SAFELY DISCOUNT THAT ONE." "WHAT YOU SEEK HAS NOT BEEN SEEN" "SINCE IT WAS STOLEN BY THE QUEEN." "THE QUEEN?" "THAT'S ALL WE NEED." "ANTHONY, UH..." "ANY CHANCE OF A LITTLE BISCUIT?" "NO, NO, NO, UM..." "UH, VERY, UH..." "VERY HELPFUL YOU HAVE, UH..." "UH..." "BEEN." "JUST TELL US WHERE WE CAN FIND THE QUEEN." "NEAR SHE IS BUT NOT ALONE" "IN A PLACE THAT'S NOT HER HOME" "IN A CASTLE OUT OF SIGHT" "WHERE ONCE THE QUEEN WAS CALLED" "SNOW WHITE." "THAT'S PRINCE WENDELL'S CASTLE." "( hoofbeats approaching )" "OH, I KNEW IT." "I DON'T THINK..." "OH, NO, NO!" "MURDERERS!" "YOU'VE MURDERED MY MIRRORS!" "MIRROR MURDERERS!" "KILL THEM!" "KILL THEM!" "( dwarves clamoring )" "Virginia:" "GET OUT OF HERE!" "Librarian:" "QUICK!" "SOUND THE ALARM!" "( alarm whistling )" "( whistle blowing )" "WHAT WAS THAT?" "( blowing louder )" "( panicked screaming )" "WE NEED TO DISAPPEAR." "COME ON, GO DOWN HERE." "THEY WON'T FOLLOW US DOWN HERE." "I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU." "( screaming )" "OW!" "YOU OKAY?" "NO, I'M NOT OKAY!" "I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE." "YOU'VE GOT TO BE MORE CAREFUL." "IT'S NOT MY FAULT;" "IT'S MY BAD LUCK." "( hoofbeats approaching )" "UGH!" "HOW MUCH WORSE IS IT GOING TO BE NOW?" "( screaming )" "DAD?" "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "( groans )" "I-I DID SOMETHING REALLY B..." "S-SOMETHING CRACKED." "I CAN'T MOVE." "ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO HELP YOU." "TRY..." "AH, NO!" "NO!" "I MAY HAVE BROKEN MY BACK." "OKAY." "OKAY, UM..." "WELL, WE'RE GOING..." "WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY OUT OF HERE." "WE CAN'T GO BACK THE WAY WE CAME, SO, UM..." "I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN HERE." "WE'RE NOT GOING TO DIE." "WE'RE GOING TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE." "I CAN'T HELP YOU." "I CAN'T MOVE." "WELL, THEN, I'M JUST GOING TO GO ON ALONE" "AND I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY OUT" "AND I'M GOING TO COME BACK AND GET YOU." "OKAY?" "MAYBE PRINCE CAN SMELL OUT FRESH AIR, AND..." "TOO MANY TUNNELS." "TOO MANY TUNNELS." "YOU WON'T FIND YOUR WAY BACK." "I WILL FIND A WAY OUT" "AND I WILL COME BACK AND GET YOU, OKAY?" "I PROMISE." "I'M GOING TO LEAVE A TRAIL OF BREAD CRUMBS..." "SO THAT I CAN FIND YOU." "VIRGINIA, VIRGINIA..." "MAKE SURE YOU GET YOURSELF OUT." "I'M COMING BACK." "( whimpers )" "( Prince whines )" ""FOR SEVEN MEN" ""SHE GAVE HER LIFE." ""FOR ONE GOOD MAN..." ""SHE WAS HIS WIFE." ""BENEATH THE ICE BY SNOW WHITE FALLS" ""THERE LIES..." "THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL."" "Snow White:" "VIRGINIA..." "HELLO, VIRGINIA." "YOU LOOK TIRED." "ARE YOU DEAD?" "WELL..." "YES." "I THINK YOU'D HAVE TO SAY SO." "I'M MORE INTO THE FAIRY GODMOTHER OCCASIONAL APPEARANCE" "SORT OF THING NOW." "BUT I STILL HAVE INFLUENCE OVER THINGS" "AND I'VE BEEN PROTECTING YOU IN OTHER WAYS" "SHIELDING YOUR IMAGE FROM THE MIRRORS OF THE QUEEN." "BUT SOON, VIRGINIA" "YOU'LL HAVE TO SEE AND BE SEEN." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "( Prince barks )" "HEY!" "( laughs )" "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY GRANDSON, HUH?" "I LIKE HIM." "YES." "I THINK BEING A DOG" "HAS BEEN VERY GOOD FOR HIM." "BUT HE'S LOSING HIS MIND." "THAT IS WHY YOU MUST NOW TAKE CHARGE." "HE NEEDS YOU TO SAVE HIS KINGDOM." "WE ALL DO." "ME?" "NO." "I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON." "MMM..." "I HAVE THE RIGHT PERSON." "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, VIRGINIA." "YOU SEE" "MY MOTHER WAS A QUEEN" "AND EVERY DAY SHE WOULD SIT BY THE WINDOW, SEWING" "STARING AT THE FALLING SNOW, LONGING TO HAVE A BABY GIRL." "AND ONE DAY SHE PRICKED HER FINGER ON A NEEDLE" "AND ONTO THE SNOW FELL THREE DROPS OF BLOOD" "AND SHE KNEW THEN THAT SHE WOULD DIE" "GIVING BIRTH TO ME." "MY FATHER WAS SAD FOR A VERY LONG TIME" "BUT HE REMARRIED EVENTUALLY BECAUSE HE WAS LONELY" "AND MY NEW MOTHER BROUGHT NO POSSESSIONS" "TO THE CASTLE EXCEPT" "FOR HER MAGIC MIRRORS" "AND EVERY DAY SHE WOULD LOCK HER BEDROOM" "SHE WOULD TAKE OFF ALL HER CLOTHES" "AND SHE WOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SAY" ""MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL, WHO'S THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL?"" "AND THE MIRROR WOULD REPLY" ""MY LADY IS THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL."" "AND THIS WOULD SATISFY HER" "FOR SHE KNEW THAT MIRROR SPOKE THE TRUTH." "BUT I WAS GROWING OLDER" "AND BY THE TIME I WAS SEVEN, I WAS AS PRETTY AS YOU." "AND ONE DAY, WHEN THE QUEEN ASKED HER MIRROR" "THE MIRROR REPLIED, "MY LADY QUEEN IS FAIR TO SEE" "BUT SNOW WHITE IS FAIRER FAR THAN THEE."" "AND MY STEPMOTHER CALLED HER HUNTSMAN AND SAID" ""TAKE THIS CHILD INTO THE FOREST." "I AM SICK OF THE SIGHT OF HER."" "CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT MOMENT, VIRGINIA?" "WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE SO AWFUL" "THAT YOUR OWN MOTHER WANTS YOU MURDERED?" "WHEN THE HUNTSMAN RAISED HIS KNIFE" "I FELL TO MY KNEES, AND I BEGGED HIM" ""LET ME LIVE." "PLEASE..." "LET ME LIVE."" "AND HE PUT HIS KNIFE AWAY." "I WAS SO TERRIFIED" "I RAN STRAIGHT INTO THE DARKNESS." "I RAN UNTIL I WAS EXHAUSTED, AND THEN, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME" "THERE WAS THIS LITTLE COTTAGE." "OH, THE COTTAGE WE FOUND." "YES, OF COURSE." "AND WHEN I WENT INSIDE" "EVERYTHING WAS THE PERFECT SIZE FOR ME." "ON THE TABLE, THERE WAS SET SEVEN PLATES" "AND, WHEN I WENT UPSTAIRS" "THERE WERE SEVEN BEDS, ALL IN A ROW." "I WAS SO TIRED, I FELL FAST ASLEEP" "AND, WHEN I WOKE UP" "THERE WERE THESE MEN COMING UP THE STAIRS" "AND THEY HAD LAMPS." "THEY WERE MINING LAMPS, SWINGING BACK AND FORTH" "LIKE FIREFLIES IN THE NIGHT" "AND I WAS FROZEN WITH FEAR" "AND, WHEN THEY SAW ME, THEY ALL SAID AS ONE" ""WHAT A LOVELY LITTLE GIRL."" "THEY TOLD ME THAT, IF I KEPT THE HOUSE CLEAN" "AND I DID THE COOKING AND THE WASHING" "AND THE SEWING AND THE KNITTING" "AND KEPT EVERYTHING SPOTLESS, THAT I COULD STAY" "AND I WOULD NEVER WANT FOR ANYTHING." "I TOLD THEM ABOUT MY STEPMOTHER" "AND THEY BECAME VERY PARANOID ABOUT HER." "THEY TOLD ME NEVER TO GO INTO TOWN" "AND NEVER TO OPEN THE DOOR TO STRANGERS." "HER MIRRORS FOUND ME EVENTUALLY." "SHE DRESSED AS AN OLD PEDDLER" "AND CLIMBED OVER THE SEVEN HILLS TO MY HOUSE." "TWICE SHE CAME" "ONCE WITH A CORSET TO CRUSH MY RIBS" "AND THEN WITH A POISON COMB" "TO DRUG ME." "BUT THE LAST TIME SHE CAME" "SHE BROUGHT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BASKET OF APPLES THAT I EVER SAW" "AND THIS TIME SHE STAYED TO WATCH ME DIE" "AND TO BE SURE, SHE HELD ME IN HER ARMS" "UNTIL I DIED IN FRONT OF HER" "CHOKING ON A PIECE OF POISON APPLE." "AND I OFTEN THINK..." "WHY DID I LET HER IN?" "DIDN'T I KNOW SHE WAS BAD?" "I DID." "OF COURSE I DID." "BUT I ALSO KNEW" "THAT I COULDN'T KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED ALL MY LIFE" "JUST BECAUSE IT WAS DANGEROUS" "JUST BECAUSE THERE WAS A CHANCE THAT I MIGHT GET HURT." "TELL ME WHAT ALL THIS HAS TO DO WITH ME." "EVERYTHING." "YOU'RE COLD." "YOU'RE COLD, VIRGINIA." "HOW DID YOU BECOME SO COLD?" "YOU ARE STILL LOST IN THE FOREST" "BUT LONELY, LOST GIRLS LIKE US" "CAN RESCUE THEMSELVES." "YOU ARE STANDING ON THE EDGE OF GREATNESS." "NO, I'M NOT." "I'M NOT." "I'M NOTHING." "I'M USELESS." "YOU WILL ONE DAY BE LIKE ME." "YOU WILL BE A GREAT ADVISER TO OTHER LOST GIRLS." "NOW..." "STAND UP." "STAND UP." "THIS MIRROR" "WILL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU DO AND DO NOT WANT TO SEE." "POISON IS THE WAY THE QUEEN WILL STRIKE" "AND THE WAY SHE MUST BE DEFEATED." "YOU MUST FIND THE POISONED COMB SHE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH." "BUT WHAT CAN I DO ALL BY MYSELF?" "DO NOT CLING TO WHAT YOU KNOW." "DO NOT THINK..." "BECOME." "OH, MY LIGHT'S GOING OUT." "LET YOUR LIGHT GO OUT." "EMBRACE THE DARKNESS." "NO, BUT I CAN'T FIND MY WAY OUT IN THE DARK!" "YOU MAY ASK" "FOR ONE WISH" "AND I WILL TRY AND GRANT IT" "BUT BE SURE TO ASK FOR THE RIGHT THING." "OKAY." "I WISH..." "I WISH THAT DAD'S BAD LUCK WAS OVER" "OH, AND THAT HIS BACK WASN'T BROKEN ANYMORE!" "STRICTLY SPEAKING, THAT'S TWO WISHES..." "BUT IT'S DONE." "( chittering )" "YOUR FATHER IS IN GREAT DANGER." "YOU MUST GO TO HIM." "OKAY, BUT HOW DO I FIND...?" "NO." "GO TO HIM NOW." "IMMEDIATELY." "( footsteps crunching )" "OH!" "OH..." "VIRGINIA!" "I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LOSE MY MIND." "I'D JUST ABOUT GIVEN UP ALL HOPE." "THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO." "( whispering ):" "OH, MY GOD." "I MOVE SLOWLY" "BUT I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT." "WHERE'S THE DOG..." "CALLED PRINCE?" "WHERE'S THE GIRL?" "JUST GO TO HELL." "( gasps )" "I WILL NOT ASK YOU AGAIN." "GO AHEAD, KILL ME." "I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE." "YOU WILL TELL ME..." "EVERYTHING" "LONG BEFORE YOU DIE." "( groans )" "GET UP AND COME WITH ME." "BUT I-I CAN'T GET UP." "MY BACK IS BROKEN." "NO, IT'S NOT." "WHAT DO YOU...?" "HEY!" "IT DOES FEEL BETTER." "OH, MY GOD, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?" "I HAVE FOUND THE MOST WONDERFUL THING." "WHAT?" "YOU FOUND THE WAY OUT?" "BETTER." "BETTER?" "WH...?" "YOU MEAN, THERE'S SOMETHING BETTER" "THAN THE WAY OUT?" "YES." "WHAT?" "OH, UH, COME ON." "LOOK." "WHAT?" "NO." "IT-IT-IT..." "SHE WAS HERE." "BUT IT WAS..." "WHAT?" "SO DID YOU FIND THE WAY OUT?" "YES." "WELL, W-WAIT-WAIT..." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "SHH!" "LISTEN." "( distant rumble )" "CAN YOU HEAR THAT?" "HEAR...?" "( water dripping )" "OH... ( rumbling increasing )" "( Virginia laughing )" "WE DID IT!" "OH, TERRIFIC!" "COME ON." "OOH!" "I THINK..." "I THINK WE'RE BACK IN THE FOURTH KINGDOM." "OH." "WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?" "MIRROR, MIRROR, IN MY HAND" "WHO'S THE FAIREST IN THE LAND?" "IT'S..." "CHRISTINE." "NO." "NO." "IT CAN'T BE." "WHAT?" "IT'S HER." "MY GOD, THAT'S YOUR MOTHER." "OH!" "SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME." "IT'S MOM." "THAT'S MOM!" "UH, BUT WAIT!" "( echoing ) WAIT, WAIT..." "SOMEONE IS SPYING ON ME." "NO, NO, NO." "IT CAN'T BE." "THAT PER..." "THAT WAS MOM." "SHE'S HERE?" "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?" "I THOUGHT YOU SAID" "SHE WAS LIVING IN MIAMI." "I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE SHE WAS." "I HAD TO TELL YOU SOMETHING." "YOU WERE ALWAYS ASKING ME." "AND WHY DID YOU THROW THE MIRROR AWAY?" "I MEAN..." "WELL, BECAUSE, IF WE COULD SEE HER, IT MEANS..." "MAYBE SHE CAN SEE US, AND..." "AND-AND WHAT?" "W-WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S GOING TO DO?" "I DON'T KNOW." "HOW DID SHE GET HERE?" "SHE'S GOT THE OTHER MIRROR." "Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0"