"Asylum application rejected." " What did you say?" " Stop!" "2 hours earlier" "I'm in the hall, and the business-guru gets me up on the stage and says:" ""Torgeir, how do we solve this problem?"" "He wants me to peel a banana." "I'm thinking easy-peasy, and start." ""No no, that's wrong." And he puts on a video of a gorilla doing it." "And don't you think the monkey does it opposite?" "It starts there." "See?" " Pretty fast." "The point with the ball of discrimination is that everything can be messed with." "Right?" "By joking and messing around in a safe environment as this   we take the sting out of the dangerous words." "Take this!" "Mocha-man!" " Pale-face!" " Pale-face, that's funny." " Browny!" " Potato!" "You see?" "Amything goes." "The words have no meaning." " Soot-pipe!" " Fucking whore cunt!" "No, that's not ok, Balotelli." "It's sexist." "Todays theme is racism, and that's what we're messing around with." "You have to learn that if you want to be Norwegian." " Norwegian?" " Where are you going?" "Balotelli!" " Isn't he responsible for the food today?" " Let him be, the food is ready." "Mussel!" "Asshole!" "My mate said he had sawn it right off." "Yes." "That works too." "Say what you want about these development country people, but they sure know about cake." "Johnny popped the Nordseter hill photobox." "It will look classy in our livingroom, yes?" "Yo know these are digital now, right?" "They'll laugh their asses of when they see your pictures." "Very nice to have the Flamingo club managers here with us today.." "Now that we are part owners,   it is only fitting for us to have a very nice dinner together." "Our eminent African cook has made us a nice treat." "Enjoy." "Yum-yum-yum!" "Sure." "Balotelli was a boating refugee." "So he probably picked up a couple of tricks." "Everybody stay calm." "His asylum application was rejected ..." "We don't have authority to do anything with a decision made by the Immigration Authority." "You don't have any...." "There they hurt all the time, but here is good." "We feel safe." "Suddenly come black man!" "He cut head!" "He kill!" "He wants to own, he wants!" "He owns you all." "Understand?" "Read about it in Samora." "Pretending to be Ugandian refugees, to understand asylum seekers better." "Die!" "You die!" "If you feel you're dieing, you are scared." "No!" "On your knees!" "Damn deserter!" "It's been a long time, Bjørn." "Yes." "Nice to see you." "Likewise." "Kids ok?" "Is it five or six you have?" "Five." "With three different wives." "Regarding Odera Adebayo's case." "Yes, Odera." "It was rejected." "My partner likes to joke around." "Yes ..." "Well then ... we just have to take off the gloves." "You know, Bjørn, there are some rumours about you,   so I stopped by your house for some documentation." "As far as I'm aware there are no filipino au-pair employed by you." "What the heck ..." "This is insane." "Are you sneaking around taking pictures of my adopted daughter?" "Adopted daughter?" "A total miss." "A big question-mark over Balotelli now." "You better gets used to the Norwegian packed lunch." "% Coming now, the spring is coming now %" "% Coming now, now, the spring is coming now %." "Do you recognise this guy?" "It is ..." "Well ..." "Well know ..." "He ..." "He wanted me to sell his car." "Yes, we know that." "He crashed and killed himself at Fåberg." "Ouch." "That was sad." "Was a damn ... damn sympathetic type." "What happened to him?" "The main theory was that he skidded off the road, but ..." "Yes, no ..." "Foreigners on snow ..." "That's the way it goes." "Well, our forensic guy ... ..has found something which he can't understand." "Laila." "Scotland Yard is here." "OK, you take over here then, David." "Yes ..." "The victim was found with a knitting pin in his throat." "Is that right?" "Are you nervous?" "No, I'm completely calm." "That's how the pros work, Laila." "Hva is this?" "Yes." "They are in dream-land." "Already?" "Yes." "I just put them here." "My heart rhythm lull them to sleep." "It's not often I meet men that are so good wth kids." "It's not the only thing I'm good at." "Did you drink milk from me?" "What?" "It felt like you were sucking." "I barely touched it, they're probably bursting with milk." "Yes, but it just felt on purpose...." "But ... it wasn't." "Mm!" "Sour cream and onion." "It's good." "Cheers!" "What in your inside pocket?" "Huh?" "This?" "I bought it at CC ." "You think I was born yesterday?" "Sambo!" "This is bullshit!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "What's goin on?" "This guys is completely Ku Klux Klan!" "Watch your mouth!" "Blackie!" "Calm down!" "You want me to call your girlfriend?" "I know what happened   in the disabled toilet at Flamingo's last weekend." "You and the wardrobe lady." "And a toilet brush." "Fine." "Enjoy the soda." "Fuck sake, what a moron!" "Film evening?" "A small guilty pleasure: "Dirty Dancing"." "Haven't seen that for a while." "Join me then." "Yes." "It is a classic." "That it is." "You saved me again, Torgi." "My name is Torgeir, not Torgi." "Torgi, Torgar ..." "Some names you Norwegians have." "I'll call you Toro instead." "Toro!" "Toro?" "Like the soup?" "Not soup." "Italiano." "In Italian "il toro" means bull." "It suits you." "You are as tough and fearless as a bull." "What ..." "What did you just do?" "Whoops!" "I ..." "I misunderstood." "Are you not with it?" "I ... just got the wibe." "That wibe - you certainly didn't get it from me!" "Can't you read?" "Are you ..." "Are you getting questioned by Scotland Yard?" "What do you mean?" "What did they want with you?" "They ..." "Why do you ask?" "You almost have to ..." "Talk with my lawyer about it." "Boys, look at this." "That babyswimmingguy." "I nicked the surveilance tape from the pool." "Madonna mia!" "Check that out!" "Wow!" "Where did you get it?" "Say bye to daddy." "You so good at waiving." "Look what daddy brought?" "But?" "What is this?" "What is this here?" "Is that the bra I gave you for your birthday?" "Sure it is." "Oh my God ..." "Practice makes perfect, Balotelli." "Very good!" "Where it says genital mutilation, just cross "yes" or "no"." "Jan!" "I need to speak to you!" "What's the thing with the new guy from "Afghanistan"?" "What do you mean?" "The police checked all his papers." "All in order." "It suddenly became all in order when you contacted them." "What do you insinuate?" "That guy is an Indian gold digger." "We found this passport a week ago." "Only the picture is different." "Johnny asked for help." "An Indian guy that wanted to come to Norway." "What's the problem?" "We're only giving a poor guy a new chance." "There's a word for it." "Philantropy." "Trafficking!" "No!" "Randi!" "Stop it." "What makes you think that I'll keep shut about this?" "If you don't, I might have to spank your cute little bottom." "Sir?" "Det er til deg." "I need more onions!" "Come on!" "You drug me and send me to Africa." "Are you ok?" "Yes, just needed some air." "There's something I wanted to ask you, brother." "Have you ever had erotic fantasies about.." "About someone that is not ..." "not a woman?" "Animals and shit, like?" "No." "A human, but not a woman." "Not ..." "Are you sick in the head?" "Of course I haven't!" "Who are you dreaming about?" "I don't have dreams like that." "Why do you ask then?" "It's just ... small talk." "You gotta work on your small talk- skills, they suck dick!" "Fuck sake." "Bend to your right." "Ok." "And left." "Fuck sake." "I've been so fucking tense lately." "We'll sort that out." "Lie down on your stomach." "Yes." "Yes, that's what can happen when you forget to shut the gate to the cows." "But from crime case to crime author." "Because Oppland county is getting it's very own Jo Nesbø." "Welcome here, Laila Hovland." "Many thanks for that." "The reviewer suggests that the police chief in your book shares similarities with your boss, Arve Østli." "What do you say to that?" "No, what would one normally say?" "Any similarities with living or dead is just coincidence." "But you can't deny that todays police chiefs gets criticised?" "Chief?" "I'm a bit busy now." "You'll have time for this." "Oh?" "But.. jeez ..." "Don't they sift their agents out over there?" "I think it's an imposter, chief." "Alright, really?" "Wow ..." "Thank you all for how you received my food." "And a special thanks to the man who made this possible." "Don Giovanni, this song is for you." "Should the hell up, fucking blackie!" ""Integration can succeed""