"Brother, buy me a drink cheers!" "Please, sir" "Tonight is yours no, you first" "Brother, here comes an easy prey!" "He has a sword" "Has he I've got a sabre too" "What will you have, sir" "Just make a few dishes for me" "Any inn in this vicinity, please not in our isolated place" "Haunted houses, maybe" "Waiter, wine" "Good" "please, sir now it depends on you." "Take care" "Master, after a hard journey, come here and sit down" "What are you doing" "Master, you're handsome, you must be romantic come drink with me, come over" "I can't drink, I can't" "Bastard, molesting my wife" "Your wife I didn't" "I saw it." "Don't deny!" "Darling, he assaulted me" "Darling, he touched me" "Sex fiend, you!" "Brothers, beat him!" "Don't try anything foolish!" "It's female" "So you enjoy posing as a man" "Let my brother show you... how to be a real man" "What do you want Let me go!" "Brother, rape her!" "Rape her!" "Well, by popular request, I'll do it" "Move her up the table" "Rape her!" "Help!" "Rape her!" "Let me go!" "Help, help!" "Put it on" "I thought you'd leave me behind" "I told you not to follow me" "You won't be happy to be with me" "Our marriage was one arranged before our birth" "My dad fixed it." "Marry my dad then" "You're forsaking me!" "Let me die!" "Are you out of your mind" "Only because you're forsaking me" "Well, follow me, if you please" "That's better" "Let's go" "Yes" "Go in" "Help, help!" "Keep away, lousy dog, sick dog!" "Keep away!" "Please drive away that dog for me" "Thank you" "Go now" "Keep away!" "Thank you" "Who are you put me near an oil lamp, quick!" "Otherwise, I'm finished." "Come on, quick!" "Thank you" "Hurry up" "Excuse me, please" "Help me, Buddha!" "A demon!" "Don't misunderstand me, sir" "I'm not a demon, I'm a monk" "You're a monk" "Buddha be praised!" "You must be devout" "Forget minor rites." "Don't be stubborn" "One muse live and let live" "Have food, have fun and go freely" "The rest are of no consequence" "What's your priestly name, please" "How come you're now big and now small" "I am the Reverend Wick a monk since childhood, to guard Wick Tower" "Facing the lamp day and night is boring" "I have no one to chat with" "I pour out my feelings to the lamps only" "Real or imagined, the wick said to me one day" "He taught me the incantation that shrinks me" "But I might get burnt to death if the lamp burns out before I change back" "Thank you" "May I ask your names, please" "I'm chu chung, and he's Liu..." "Hsia-hui" "Greeting, Mr chu, Mr Liu" "Don't stand on ceremony call us by name" "You keep him company while I go in to change" "Mr Liu has a sense of humor Let's go in to chat" "Good please" "Sit down priest, what you told us just now..." "They say life's a wick It's gone, once burnt out compared with the centuries-old universe life's a speck only, right" "Forget it now" "When you reach my age, you'll understand" "priest, are you all right chu, when were you born" "The 9th day, 5th moon, year of the Rat" "9 5, year of the Rat immediately before noon" "How do you know" "Great, congratulations!" "Yours is maximum masculinity and strength, very rare" "What did you say" "You won't understand no matter how I put it" "In a word, you're extraordinary" "We're like good friends" "I've got good wine" "Let me get it for all of us" "Don't run around." "Wait for me" "An exceptional man" "You bloody monk!" "Sex is nothingness and nothingness is sex" "Why are you here" "Mr Liu, no..." "Miss Liu, so you're a lady" "You scoundrel, you peeped at my bathing!" "O, I didn't see anything" "How do you know..." "I'm a lady then" "Miss Liu, don't blame me" "First, I didn't know you were taking a bath" "Second, I didn't know you were female creep, you're unworthy as a monk, you're obscene!" "Enough, even a Buddha may flare up!" "Udity doesn't count for much" "Every creature is naked at birth" "Have you seen a chicken or duck dressed" "Buddha be praised!" "The tree of spiritual awakening is no tree, nor is the mirror a substance" "Nothingness won't get contaminated" "I'm in no mood for your sutras I've already suffered" "You're a creep, a real creep!" "Miss Liu, if you deem that as a loss come and feel me, knead me any way you like come on" "Scare me" "chu priest" "I told you not to move around priest, that fairy in the portrait is smiling at me" "chu, no ideas, no illusions" "Undesirable ideas breed illusions" "What I saw didn't look like illusion" "Men belong to earth;" "spirits belong to hell" "The combination of the two is a bad omen chu, you'd better forget what you've seen priest, you mean what I saw is real" "priest, how can I ever see her again" "Do me a favor, please o, it's dangerous" "I'm a wanderer with no worries;" "I'm not afraid" "It could be fatal!" "I'd die without regrets if I could see her once" "Evil!" "I'll help you so as not to go against Heaven's will" "But you must promise me one thing" "You must come back within 24 hours" "Well, I promise" "Don't take this as a precedent" "If you hasn't returned when this incense burns out you'll drift in the Void... without ever getting back" "Turn this holy wheel" "Read this passage of sutras and you can move freely" "And when coming upon any danger throw out the wheel and you'll be safe" "Remember" "Thank you" "Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel to enter the lifeless tunnel" "Buddha be praised!" "Hands off!" "Don't do it, it's damned!" "Let go!" "Mr chu" "How do you know my name" "I'm Yun l-meng" "My dad is a famous fortune teller" "He can tell the past and predict the future" "After reading my fortune, he told me" "I'd come upon a disaster at 17" "Don't cry." "Confide it to me" "He said I was fated to stay in hell for a period before you'd appear to take me as your wife" "Don't worry, I won't hurt you" "Dad said my life is not yet over" "After you marry me, your yang can help bring me back to earth" "Your ladyship" "Where's l-meng" "In the room opposite" "Why didn't you announce the presence of a guest" "I must host a feast for him tonight" "Yes, your ladyship" "Buddha be praised!" "Please don't knock anymore, I beg you!" "A monk is delighted... by others reading sutras" "Why are you an exception" "You chanted and knocked all night, disturbed my sleep" "I won't do it anymore if you tell me where chu chung is" "What" "Well, come with me come, come" "Where's he" "As I told you repeatedly, he's walked into the wall" "You're lying again" "See for yourself" "How can such a strong wall be penetrated" "And I saw nothing inside from outside" "You asked me but won't believe what I said" "Have you heard of Hellgate" "What Hellgate" "No, but not much different from it" "This painting is a crossing between earth and hell" "Laymen like you won't understand" "He entered it a long while ago He should return now" "This question is difficult to answer" "Don't you know the mess outside" "The court changed... its chicken farm policy chu won't come out probably... because he prefers to stay inside" "Don't be silly, I was only joking" "He'll come back for sure before the incense burns out" "He won't forsake his life." "Don't worry" "They come and go freely, let it be" "chu, you came from afar Let me toast you in celebration" "Thank you" "Let's go over to tease him" "Brother-in-law, sister, let's toast you" "come on, drink with arms locked" "Sister, brother's-in-law getting ruddy" "chu, we're now of one family" "Let me toast you" "Your ladyship, I'm afraid master can't drink" "Let me drink it for him o, it's from Her ladyship to brother-in-law" "Sister can't drink it for him" "I should drink it to appreciate her kind thought" "Brother-in-law, drink it, you won't get drunk" "Brother-in-law, great!" "I'm a bit drunk." "I must return to retire please" "You go on" "Brother-in-law, one more" "Yes, one more" "It's from me, drink it" "Well, I drink" "This is my toast" "Take it easy ot yet finished" "Well, I drink" "A good drinker" "Take this too" "Good" "Master" "Drink it now!" "One more" "You won't get drunk" "Drink this quickly come on, you're a good drinker come on, finish this" "How's it" "Are you all right" "Where's l-meng" "Where's l-meng Tell me!" "She was abducted by Old Demon chia Yuan, whereabouts unknown" "We're at a loss what to do" "Where's chia Yuan Take me there right away" "Here it is" "Which evil dares to destroy my gold body" "You not only defiled their virtue but also abducted l-meng" "Hand over l-meng quickly!" "What did you say Which l-meng o more nonsense with him He won't admit it for sure" "Fight with him!" "There's no grudge between us Why trying to kill me" "You..." "Your day is near" "You don't understand" "I know my sentimental brother-in-law... has a strong yang" "And only his blood... can spoil your immortal body and put you to death" "I acted to set him up" "I've endured you for long" "You as a guardian angel forbid us from doing this and that" "As of now I'll be the master" "After eating your flesh" "I can get out of the portrait and rule the world" "Now let me take you to hell" "Don't!" "Bring them back" "Get up!" "Go" "Miss Liu, eat something first o, thanks, I have no appetite" "You must eat priest, will he be in danger" "Not now" "You can't tell in four hours" "Why" "The power comes from this wheel" "But there's a time limit" "When the incense burns out, the hellgate closes" "What if he can't come back" "He'll be shuttling between earth and hell" "He can't be a man or a ghost priest, try something Let me bring him out" "Stop dreaming, you're so fragile" "After entering, you may not live to get out" "You don't look well" "Get out of here quick to avert the disaster" "I won't, even at death I must wait for him to return" "l-meng, you're beautiful" "Let's play come, come" "Don't, keep away!" "See you later" "Keep away!" "Load the blood" "Let's play" "Keep away!" "Why am I not allowed to play" "Your ladyship, the hand of chia Yuan" "After another 49 days," "I can get out of the portrait to rule the mundane world" "Food is so coarse." "Inedible!" "Your ladyship, I've prepared good wine for you" "Bring it quickly" "Yes" "Bring it quickly" "Sister" "She's staring at us." "Let's act or we can't get over." "Come on" "come on, let's play" "Don't get me involved" "Are you shy" "Who'd play with you" "Bring chu chung to my room right away" "Yes" "Her ladyship wants me to take him away" "What are you doing Using me to kill again chu, I know it was my fault but if I don't obey her we may both get killed" "Don't think you can convince me with that" "I know I can't possibly convince you" "Well, let me take you out of the portrait" "My wheel was taken away by her I can't leave" "I'll get it back for you for sure" "Why do you want to take him away" "Fox, her ladyship ordered sister to take him away" "Help me take him away" "Yes" "come in" "Your ladyship, chu chung's here" "Help him to bed" "Yes" "Why are you two coming in" "To help you undress, your ladyship" "Get out quick!" "Are you deaf I told you to get out!" "Yes" "Sister, keep cool, don't be impulsive!" "L-meng" "l-meng" "Sister" "Don't!" "What happened" "We saw someone there when we rushed in" "After him!" "L-meng cut it out!" "Let me take you away" "You stand no chance once she returns" "Look around over there" "Yes" "Hurry up!" "Go" "Sister, let me lure her away You go with brother-in-law chun-meng" "Get hold of them!" "Yes" "Help me turn the wheel" "Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel to enter the lifeless tunnel" "Good!" "It hurts!" "Oh, no, finished!" "Lmpossible, he'll be back for sure" "Incredibly, here he is!" "Chu, are you all right priest, his body is burning." "What now" "He may have been hurt by chia Yuan It's finished" "Anything serious, priest You must help him chia Yuan's axe is a sacred item from Heaven o layman can hold it because of its heavy yang content unless..." "Unless what" "Unless you find a girl ready to sacrifice her virginity to marry him to squeeze his yang out That's the only ray of hope" "But it could be dangerous" "I'll help him" "You" "Right, I'll help him" "Good, start now" "These braziers are arrayed according to the Ursa constellation" "They absorb the essence of sun, moon and the auras of Heaven and earth proceed now" "Show me how to do it" "Ask the monk to show you" "Wait." "Let me think" "Have you got any idea" "Yes A monk has his six roots all cleansed" "A layman's six roots are not clean" "See if chu has got that "root"" "Root" "Like this o, too terrible!" "This will do more or less" "I've found it." "What then" "Oh, what then" "I see." "When I was a neophyte" "Some prostitutes arranged a religious service" "That abbot put all the monks... to the test" "During the service, we all sat with the "wooden fish" between our legs" "It's just like that now" "What's the idea" "Those prostitutes wore sexy dresses" "The abbot said the louder the sound the lustier the sinning monk" "What happened then" "What happened During the service" "Sounds could be heard loud and clear from every monk" "Only the abbot." "Silence" "At first, we praised him for his endurance" "But when he stood up, it was discovered his staff had pierced the wooden fish" "Why" "Why It was stuck up by that root" "Have you got anything with you like the wooden fish" "You're evil." "Enough, I understand" "You asked me that Why call me evil" "How's your wooden fish" "I'm ashamed to say it" "You must" "Really" "Yes" "Well, listen" "My wooden fish burst into pieces" "So terrific" "You don't believe it Don't ask then" "It's important to save." "Undress" "l-meng" "l-meng" "l-meng" "All right, be more intimate l-meng" "chu has hope now" "Miss Liu, put on your clothes now" "Good" "Finished" "Yes" "Why has he not come to" "It's not divine ot so soon" "How do you feel" "I'm all right, but a bit tired" "Only a bit" "What do you say" "Miss Liu, you must take a rest yourself too" "I'll go and collect some herbs for him" "He'll be all right." "Don't worry" "Take good care of him l-meng" "l-meng l-meng, don't desert me l-meng" "l-meng, don't desert me!" "Your ladyship, she's passing out" "Splash to sober her up" "Yes" "Anyone with lusty desire will... end up like her" "Halt!" "Who are you What's your relation to chu chung" "I'm Liu Su-su, chu chung is my husband" "You evils, you wreak havoc everywhere Let me go!" "Or I'll kill you all!" "This young lady talks big" "Fox, teach her a lesson" "Yes" "Stop!" "Dare you to talk big again" "Take her to my bedroom and let me fix her" "Yes" "How are we to dispose of this tramp l-meng confine her in prison right away" "I'll eat her to go with my drink" "l-meng" "You laymen are a real nuisance" "You turn down someone who loves you and insist on getting the one who doesn't love you" "You nearly lost your life for the sake of love l-meng" "ow you're getting me involved" "Be nice and drink it" "Where's l-meng priest, where's l-meng" "Damn you, you're heartless!" "You're still thinking of her now" "If Liu hadn't saved you... with her virginity you'd have been in hell" "Su-su" "How do you feel" "A little pain" "Triangular love is bad enough, but you're torn between earth and hell" "See how you can cope with it" "What has become of you" "I was used by an old lady to kill chia Yuan" "Did you kill him" "Yes" "That's serious, you've even killed chia Yuan" "It's going to be upside-down in hell" "What sort of a person is that old lady" "She's not human, she's a wolf with 1,000 years' practice" "Only chia Yuan can overpower her" "Miss Liu's disaster is not yet over priest, where's Su-su" "Why ask her since you don't love her" "Let her go where she likes" "Where on earth is she" "It's sexual love again" "I must thank mammy for having made me a monk so early in my life" "Don't talk nonsense now" "I talk nonsense" "I climbed up mountains picking herbs for you and you said I'm talking nonsense" "I know your noble personality but I miss Su-su" "Where's she come with me" "Only this little bit" "priest" "Don't count me in." "I won't go to hell" "They've both saved me once" "If we can't get in, they'll die for sure" "It's fate" "You can't help it if they want to die" "Don't let me be buried with them" "You're a Buddhist and you won't care to help" "You can't go against Heaven, understand" "Bring me the wheel" "Don't, don't be crafty!" "Don't, you may die!" "What now" "I told you against getting in to get killed but you won't listen" "But it's a fact I haven't had enough" "Dying this way... is unfair to myself priest, don't you care about l-meng and Su-su" "Let's all die together" "Hold that wheel" "Disobey and you suffer right away!" "Wait" "Buddha be praised!" "Yu-meng, it's you!" "Brother-in-law, let me go first o, who knows if she's good or evil" "ever mind o more nonsense, I'll take you to help sister" "l-meng, you are so tender-skinned" "What a pity if you were eaten by that old woman" "Marry me, and I'll beg mercy from her" "Open up." "I got orders to take her away" "Yes" "Let me go!" "Sin, sin!" "Priest, are you all right" "Yes" "You know a lady named Liu Su-su" "Yes, she sacrificed her life to save chu" "You're..." "The Reverend Wick" "Buddha be praised!" "Miss Liu was captured Go and help her quick!" "But..." "But what" "That old hag has eaten chia Yuan's flesh and increased her power" "We may not be able to overpower her" "In any case, we'll fight" "Follow me" "Fight lt'd be death for sure" "Wait for me" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Help!" "You won't suffer much if you're nice" "Don't, don't!" "Take me to bed" "Take you to bed" "Don't you know I have esp Look" "Hold it" "Hold it" "Wait" "chu, don't let it burn out" "My life now depends on you" "How am I to contact you" "In a word, that lamp mustn't burn out" "Be careful" "Who is it" "Your ladyship, it's me come on, come and join in the fun" "Big woman What a sin!" "What a smell!" "When did you last wash your feet" "It stinks!" "Who'd enter hell if I don't" "I'm damned to be a monk ow my life's practice is gone!" "What is it" "It stinks, it's sort of wet" "It stinks." "I'll kick you dead" "Damn, damn!" "I'll kill you!" "L-meng, are you all right" "Yes." "Go and help Liu first" "Master" "Excuse me" "Who are you come out quickly!" "Devil, lay down your sword and be saintly!" "Otherwise, your thousand years' practice is gone now!" "Don't think..." "I can't cope with you when you're inside" "Wait and see" "Diarrhoea, finished!" "What a pity!" "Hurting yourself" "l-meng" "Run, run quickly!" "Run!" "Use the master's gold body to turn the wheel to enter the lifeless tunnel" "Oh, no more oil!" "Hold it" "Master catch" "Kill that devil or I'm finished come on!" "I don't want to die here That'll deny me Heaven" "Try to burn her with fire pour the oil quickly" "Light the fire!" "Help me, Buddha!" "Su-su" "How are you, Su-su" "Miss Liu" "Don't be sad." "I didn't know that we couldn't go against nature cut it out!" "I'd die in peace if you were all right" "No, you won't die" "Miss Liu l-meng, are you all right" "l-meng" "Yin and yang are different We must part anyway ever" "Take care!" "Ever!" "Su-su" "Miss Liu" "Su-su" "l-meng" "We won't part, we won't l-meng" "So luck's with me priest chu, you're out" "Miss Liu really is..." "We can't go against Heaven Buddha be praised!" "Priest, l-meng may evaporate in no time" "Try to help her now!" "Chu, don't worry" "A mundane being sacrifices oneself for you" "One in hell returns to earth... and is reborn" "It's a swap between hell and earth chu, fortune did smile on you" "By dint of your strong yang and true love you can shuttle between earth and hell and bring l-meng back to earth" "Buddha be praised!" "Thank you, priest" "Don't mention it" "It's better to be an earthly man"