"FASTERWOLF" "(indistinct conversation)" " You are" " God you are beautiful." " 00h, you so fine." "I don't normally do this." " Oh, shh." "Don't talk." "Just let the passion do what it do, baby." "(Moaning)" " Give me your money!" "~ 0h!" "~ 0h!" " Come on." " Oh!" " Come on!" " Okay, he's got a gun." "He's got a gun, here, take it, take-- take all 0f it." "Here, here, take this." " Unh-unh!" "What are you doing?" " Hurry up!" "Come on!" " Get off!" " What are you doing?" "!" " Hurry up!" "Ow!" "Just give it to" " Hey, hey, are you crazy?" "!" " Come on!" " Hey!" " Stop hitting him, he's gonna kill us." "These are a $2,000 pair 0f shoes!" " Oh!" "Are you crazy?" "!" " Show me the gun." " N0!" " What?" " Show me the gun." " N0." "If I take it out, I'm gonna use it." " You want me to use it?" "!" " Yes." " N0, please, don't use it." " I want you to use it." " Don't make me use it." " N0." "I want you to use it." " N0, please, don't use it." " I am going to use it!" " Use it on her!" "'What?" "!" "Oh!" "I am calling the police." " Oh, 0h, wait!" " I would like to report a fool in the alley trying to rob people with his finger." " Yeah." "Yeah, you better run, mother." "You better run!" "(Sighiﬂg)" "(exhaling)" " That was close, man." "I thought he was gonna kill us." " Oh." "(Exhaling)" "Hey, where are you going?" "Thought we were going back to my place." "If" "(chatter)" " Hello, Sybil, hi, Rebecca." " Both:" "Morning." " Look, she keeps stealing our accounts." " Yeah, I know." "And look, here she comes now." "It's time to address it." " Hi, Shelly." " Good morning, Miss Colbum." "Uh, your messages are on your desk, and, uh, National Car Rental called." "You left a small package in the rental, so I'll have someone pick it up and overnight it." " Thank you, Shelly." " Mm-hmm." "Send them my gratitude." "Oh, and, uh, set up my trip for Atlanta next week." ". OKW- . OKW" "Good morning, Rebecca." " Oh, good morning, Hailey." "How nice 0f you to join us." "It's not when you start, it's how you finish." "(Chuckling)" " And how are you, Miss Sybil?" " Amazing, as usual." " Uh, excuse me." " Yes, Barry?" " Yeah, what happened with Milton's greeting cards?" " You know what happened, we collected his money." " But that was my account." " That was never your account." " Well, it was my account, till you and your little Charlie's devils stepped over there in your little mini skirts and halter tops, right?" " I don't wear halter tops." "And don't blame me if you don't know how to close." " Uh, speaking 0f closing, where's your dad?" " I don't know, just go find him someplace, ass kisser." "(Hailey clicking tongue)" " I will." "(Clicks tongue) Right back at you." "(Clicking and whooshing)" "(pen thudding on table)" "(sighiﬂg)" "(keyboard clacking)" "(intercom beeping)" "." "Yes?" " Man:" "Hailey, I'd like to see you in my office for a moment, please." " On my WﬂY" "(sighiﬂg)" " S0, baby, how was Chicago?" " Mmm." "Chicago... was rewarding." " Is this what I think it is?" " Mm-hmm." "(Chuckling)" " Really?" "Girl, how did you ever get him to" " Daddy, you know you don't want to know." "(Chuckles)" " Yeah." "Jethro Williams." "That man is notorious for not paying his suppliers." "Wow, we can probably pick up at least ten other vendors from this deal." " I know." " You know, you are amazing." " I may be." "But the truth is, men are predictable." "Play to their egos, and you win every time." " Ehh..." "Listen, with that in mind, though," "I've just set up a meeting with HQ Distributors." "If we can recover for them, hell, we can take the next six months off." " 00h, I like the sound 0f that, who's the mark?" " His name is Christopher Michaels." "He's a CEO 0f a new video game company." " I make this one, everybody gets an extra Christmas bonus." "Here we go." " Robert:" "Came out with that shooter game last year that everybody went so crazy for." "Then the market turned and his sales plummeted and he had to stop production, leaving his suppliers holding their chain." " Promises." "Now, on the other side, he just got an infusion 0f cash from Dakota Kimball, queen bitch 0f Wall Street." "Seems that she was a friend 0f his late mom." " Wow, she inherited the-- the largest exchange in Wall Street when her husband died." " Correctamundo." "Now, a little bit on the upldown side." "We know he has the money, but he still hasn't paid, so we have to convince HQ that we can recover for them." " N0 problem." " You think?" "Won't be easy." "He owes them over five million, but he needs at least that much to bring his new game to market." " Daddy, if you knew half as much as I know about men, you'd know this money was practically in the bank." " You bad." "(Both chuckling)" "(splashing)" " S0, they have 17 locations that we need to close." "All right, let's get started." "(Clattering and rustling)" " Oh, so, what happened last night?" " Ooh." "(Hailey clearing throat)" " You don't want to know." " Yes, we do, spill it." "I mean, he was beautiful." " Oh, he looked like a big feral lion." " Yeah, he may have looked as strong as a lion, but he had the heart 0f a little baby rabbit." " What?" " I just don't understand." "If I date a good-looking guy, he's a dog." "If I date an average guy, he's lame." "If I date a romantic guy, he's" " He's a punk." " Maybe you want too much." " N0!" "Not possible." "I just want everything I bring to the table, what's wrong with that?" " Sarcasm and nymphomania?" " Oh!" "Rebecca!" "(All laughing)" " I will get on you later." "I'm about to have lunch with my brother." " Oh, he is so cute." "Tell him hi." "(Giggling)" "If" "(silverware clinking, loud chatter)" " You know, usually when you share a meal with someone, you engage them in conversation." " Oh, my bad, sis." "I'm just updating the grid." "You seem kind 0f down." " Why is your species so dysfunctional?" " You mean the male gender?" " Yes." "(Chuckling)" " N0, see... men are very simple." "Feed us, freak us, and need us." "You the complicated ones." " I just want one man, just one." "But whenever I find a guy that's great in one area, he sucks in all the others." " You see, that's your problem." "You can't find everything you need in one person." " Why not?" " That's like... needing the capacity 0f a minivan but wanting the sexiness 0f a convertible." " Well, I refuse to compromise." " You what?" "You shouldn't, I don't." "Welcome to the grid." " What is this?" " Man has five needs:" "sex, attraction" " N0, aren't they the same thing?" " N0, your best sex may be with somebody you need to put a bag over their head." " Then why have sex with them?" " Clearly, you are not a man." "(Sighiﬂg)" "Here." " What is this?" " It's my new audio book, "My Favorite Five."" "I'm working on the female version next." " Really, "My Favorite Five"?" " Yeah." " You're crazy, you know that, right?" " N0, am l-- am I crazy?" "Okay, why did every primitive society have multiple partners?" "How can one person be good at everything?" "Hailey, you're literally trying to find perfection or only settle for a couple 0f your needs being met." "Yeah, unh-unh." "But I'm the crazy one, right?" "Ew." "L gotta go" " You're not gonna pay for lunch?" " N0, I owe you." "(Sighiﬂg)" "Just like a man." "If" " Jonathan:" "As homo sapiens," "W9 WEN?" "HEVQ!" "' Meant lo b9 ITIOHOQBITIOLIS." "Living in that abhorrently dysfunctional state only keeps us miserable and underachieved." "After having your sexual needs met, and you need to be with someone who simply makes you drool, next you must find someone to meet that spiritual need." "This would be your soul mate." "Not sex mate, that's someone else." "Soul mate." " Waitress:" "Hello, ladies." "What can I get for you tonight?" " Oh, let's see." "Tonight, I have Peter." "Um, I'll have the, uh, rosemary chicken, please." " Great, for you?" " I'll have the Thai pasta salad." " Waitress:" "Thai pasta." "(Woman laughing)" " All right, it's coming right up." " Hailey:" "Thanks." " Who is Peter?" "And why does he determine what you'll have for lunch?" " I call him the back breaker." "I'm gonna need all my strength." " Oh, you're ridiculous!" " Don't hate me because you are desperate and I am pleasantly scandalous." "I can teach you." " Mm, I just got Eric fixed." "I'll just end up breaking him all over again." "Besides, that karma you're playing with is a bitch." " N0, I don't believe in karma, and I don't believe in being constrained by social hypocrisy." " N0, you believe in being a ho." " Socially, it is fine for a man to have more than one woman, but 100 years ago, it was perfectly normal for women to date multiple suitors." " Really?" "Let's see." "You have to check your calendar just to see who you're screwing tonight." "Oh, yeah, that's real normal." " Well, being with one man isn't normal." "It's like wearing the same dress for 20 years." " Everyone was created for someone else." " Oh, really?" "Okay, so then why are there so many miserable married people in the world?" " That doesn't mean" " Women simply don't realize that they can never be satisfied with just one man." " Here we go." " N0, I don't even give a man my cell phone number." "N0, that is too much access." "He can call me at the office or my home or email me." "He is not gonna have me on a leash." " You just don't want to commit, and these men are too stupid to realize it." "You're an anti-monogamist." " I am not anti anything." "I just know that you cannot change the nature 0f a man, and when an opposing force won't change, you adapt, and I have found perfection." " You found polyandry." "(Chuckling)" " Every woman needs five things, five perfect man things." "And most women settle for one or two." "I want it all, and because it is impossible to find a man with all 0f them," "I have found five, one man for each." " That is so silly." " It is brilliant and the only logical solution." " N0, no, no, no, no." " Every woman has the same dilemma, trying to tum a man into something he's not." ". OKW" "Tell me why you just have to have five men at onetime, besides the obvious self-serving reasons." " Five, no more, no less." "It is so simple, really." "Every woman needs a bad boy." "That's where T.l. comes in." "It's not just because they want to go against the grain." "It is because you know no one is gonna mess with him." "(Music playing)" " man: 00h, that's my song!" "(Singing/mumbling)" "Man, I just want to do your homework." "What's your name, huh?" "Been watching you, girl, all night." "Ooh." "Can I get your name?" "What's up, man?" " Hailey:" "You can't beat having your own personal body guard." "He's not just a pack 0f meat." "He is always there when you need him." "Thank you, T.l." " You're welcome." "I'm gonna just stick around here just in case y'all need me." "Just..." "let me get over here." "Just-- 0h, okay." " Hey, muscle is not enough." "Eventually, you're gonna have to talk to him." " The hell I do." "Pshh, I don't even have to sleep with him." "He is enamored just by being with me." "(Both chuckling)" "Mmm." "And 0f course, there's romance." "Oh, every woman needs romance." "A man who is so smooth, so sugary sweet, every phone call leaves your face sticky, mm!" "Look, this is what James sent me this morning." " "L am but a fish caught in your net," ""longing not for the release, but to be devoured by your grace." ""While I bum over the fire, yes, but I say let it bum." "You are more than worthy 0f the pain."" "Oh, this is really sad." " Please, don't hate." " Why are you playing with this man?" " I am not playing with him." "It is a mutually-beneficial arrangement." "James has a need to be romantic, it's in his DNA." "Most women would question his manhood, but I am evolved enough to appreciate his softer side." " Yeah, that's only because somebody else is banging your head against the headboard." " Shh, keep it down!" " What?" "(Woman giggling)" " Not like you're ashamed." " N0, but discretion is the key." " What about the other three?" ". OKW" "Then there's intellect... mmm." "The pillar 0f social accomplishment and the mental stimuli to hash out political rhetoric." " It's a ridiculous notion, really." "I mean, their failure to gain bipartisanship will ultimately lead to an independent nation." " How can you say that?" "Republicans and Democrats have to eventually agree on the foremost issues to maintain government." " Hailey, it's never happened and it never will." "Antidisestablishmentarianism will never die." "Disproportionableness, incomprehensibility..." "It's absurd." " Damn, you're sexy." "(Moaning)" "Then there's provision, the money man." "Now, he doesn't have to be rich." "Just well-off enough to meet your needs." " You make great money." " That doesn't mean I want to spend it." " Wow, you look absolutely stunning this evening." " Thank you." " You're gonna be the most beautiful woman at the opera by far." " Hmm." "Oh, 0h, wait, I think I lost an earring." " Why not wear these?" "(Gasping)" " Really?" "They're beautiful." " They're trinkets." "We're just getting started." "I was thinking, after the opera, we could helicopter over to Catalina for the weekend." " Uh, but l-l didn't pack anything." " Oh, I took the liberty 0f having Hailey's personal assistant, uh, do a little shopping run." "(Chuckling)" "The bags are in the car." " That is so sweet." " Hmm." " But next time, I would really like to do my own shopping." " Oh, yeah?" " Mm-hmm." " One minute." "(Cell phone beeping)" " Worthington." " Worthington:" "Yes, sir." " Fuel up the jet." "We're going shopping." "Paris." " Right away, sir." " You look beautiful." "If" "(car door opening)" " Hailey:" "Oh, right, then the best one 0f all, seduction." "That would be Peter." " Rebecca:" "Finally, the wonder horse 0f the bunch." " Are you kidding?" "Oh, this man is a master akin to the greatest magicians spread throughout history." "This man, you have met before." " I don't think so." " Think about the last time you did something you never thought you would." "(Sighiﬂg)" " N0!" " Yes, that man." "(Laughing)" " Oh, 00h, I'm late, I gotta go." "I'll have to finish this education a little later." " Okay, just remember one thing." "Compromise begins and ends in disappointment." "Ciao." "(Both moaning)" " Peter:" "Oh." "(Peter laughing)" "Oh." "(Laughing)" " Hailey:" "Wow, whoo." " Oh." " That was..." "better than "Hip-Hop Abs."" " Oh." "(Both panting)" " Am I..." "Am I glowing?" "(Chuckling) Am I glowing?" " Damn, yes." "(Laughing)" " This time, I wrote my name on there." "(Laughing)" "Whoo!" "(Mumbling)" " I see you." "I see it, I see it." " Mm-mm." " Ah." "(Laughing)" "Phew." "(Hailey sighing)" "Oh." "Mm-hmm." "(Sighing continues)" "(toothbrush whirring)" " Everything okay?" " Everythingfs perfect." " Shouldn't you be getting ready for work?" "(Hailey spitting)" " I took the night off." " Oh." " Mm-hmm." " That's nice." "(Sighing) lam so, so exhausted." "(Peter chuckling)" " I have so much work to do tomorrow." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "S0..." "I've been thinking." " Hmm." "About what?" " You." "(Chuckling)" "why "Of you?" " Why not me what?" " Why not... you?" "(Terrified gasp)" "I think this is the right thing to do, I didn't-- 0h!" "Okay!" " Are you out 0f your freakin' mind?" "!" " Okay, here's the" " Get out!" " But I thought that" " You thought what, that this was wh-wh-what?" "Little house on the freaking prairie?" "!" " Ow, okay, okay now, look, okay?" " Oh, my" " D0 you know what you've done?" " Yeah, I've" " Oh!" " D0 you know what you've done?" " Uh, yeah, I've, I've gotten my nose broken." " D0 you know how much work it takes to fill a spot with the right guy?" "!" " Ow, I don't know about any spots, so..." " You knew what this was." " Yes, no." " And you had to go and get some grand idea 0f affection off Shakespeare!" " Ow!" "Ow!" "L-l don't really read Shakespeare." " I thought we had something special!" " Uh, 0w!" " Get out!" " Get, get, get out!" " All right, all right, I'm out, I'm out." " Hailey:" "Oh, I just don't understand." " Rebecca:" "You don't understand a man falling in love with you?" " Well, it's not that, he's not that guy, you know?" "He's seduction, a booty call, the sheet master, what the hell." " "The sheet master"?" " Whatever." " Look, you know, what do you expect?" "Things don't just stay in a tidy, little box." " Oh, well, they should." "You know, he should be grateful." "It's what ever man wants, sex without complications." " Apparently, that's not what every man wants." "And then there were four." " Actually, three." " I had to let my money guy go." " Why?" " He filed bankruptcy." " Oh, damn, you're sick." "(Birds chirping)" " Mr. Wu, thank you for your patience." " Mr. Wu, your company will most certainly benefit from an ongoing partnership with our firm." "We can handle all 0f your recovery needs, from simple account reconciliation to litigation." "(Speaking Chinese)" " Hmm." "(Speaking Chinese)" " Mr. Wu is intrigued." " That's wonderful." "(Speaking Chinese)" " Mr. Wu would like these issues to be resolved in-house, without costly litigations." " We always try to avoid litigation." "However, as a last resort, my father is a well-respected civil attorney." "We are offering you, essentially, a one-stop shop for your recovery needs." "(Speaking Chinese)" " Hmm." "(Speaking Chinese)" " Mr. Wu is a bit concerned with your methodology." "He has heard some very disconcerting rumors." " Let me assure Mr. Wu that my daughter is not" " Why don't we just quit the charade, Mr. Wu?" "Your business has over $30 million outstanding from your clients." "You need your money, which means you need my services." "Not only do you need my services... you want my services, don't you?" "If" " Hire her." " Shelly will bring in the paperwork." "(Speaking Chinese)" " James:" "I don't need much, all right?" " I know." " Can I talk to you for a moment?" " And I promise every moment we share..." " Now." " I'll call you right back, James." "What's going on?" " Hailey, you have got to stop this." " What do you mean?" " You know what I mean." "This is not a game, sweetheart." " Sure, it is, it is always a game." " You know, Barry came to me earlier, complaining to me about you stealing his accounts." " Dad, I have landed and closed more accounts in this office than anybody else combined, including you." "That is why you made me partner." "And Barry couldn't close an account if" " Honey, baby, being good at doing the wrong thing does not make it the right thing." " Did we get the account?" " Yes, we got the account, but at what cost?" " T0 everything great in life there is a cost, isn't there?" "(Mocking ga5P5)" " S0 now you think quoting me makes your behavior okay." " Smile, Daddy, it's a good day." "Mwah." "Now, is this the dossier?" " Yeah, it's all there." "Copy 0f his passport, credit-card statements," "Dun's reports, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera." "You know, Christopher is drowning in debt." "And, sweetheart, there is a very clear and distinct line here." "D0 not cross it." " Watch me do what I do." " I'm not sure that's something a father should see." "(Door closing)" " Hmm." "(Sighiﬂg)" "(beeping)" " Jason:" "To summer, then rain... is the greatest achievement this life can bring." "So let me suffer so I may rain deep inside of you until you are glazed with my affection." "(Beeping)" " T.l.:" "Hailey, baby, let me know where you're gonna be tonight and I'll come check on you, it's T.I." "(beeping)" " Matthew:" "Hailey, Matthew." "Gingrich is announcing his candidacy on CNN tonight." "It's gonna be absurd, of course." "(Horns honking)" "(indistinct conversations)" "(music playing)" "(glasses clinking)" "(man whistling)" " Jonathan:" "Hey, uh, one second." " Excuse me, can I have another martini?" " Hey, baby" "I want to drink your bath water." " Ugh!" "You know" "(Jonathan laughing)" " What are you doing here?" " Closing my five." " What happened to your old number five?" "(Chuckling)" " Look, by now, you should know that your five is in a constant state 0f change, all right?" "In chapter eight, I explain, "You got to be like water, right?"" "You got to just flow with the energy 0f your five." " Okay, look, I am working right now, so I need you to go." " Working?" "(Clacking)" "Oh." "Oh-oh, okay, that's you?" " Yes, so please leave." " Okay, okay." "Okay." "Ugh" "You know what?" "I was just coming to check on my big sister, but not no more, all right?" " Be nice to him." " Bye." " Bye." " Man:" "I'll call you back, love you too, mwah." "Little kiss, you just jealous, uh-huh." "You ain't got to be jealous." "G0 and play your game, fi" "Oh, God, what has happened while I was on the phone?" "Look what God did donated to the men on earth." "Look at that, look at that." " Come on, Sans, come on, man." " Damn!" " Sans!" "Hey, hey..." " Excuse me, drooling." "(Whistling)" " Playboy." " What?" " Come on, man, you promised, man." "It's not about the girls tonight." "It's about the fellas, all right, pool, business." " I know what I said, okay?" "'Cause I was there when I said it, all right, brother?" "But sometimes, you get dick-stracted, and right now, little Sans is like," ""What you doing, what you doing?"" "Excuse me, drooling." " Hmm." "If" "Hey, hey, hey, okay, I cannot stay long." "Why do you have me dressed in this hideous thing?" ". sexy" " Come on, man, not tonight, damn." "You know what, man?" "You a selfish bastard." "That's what you are." " Let me ask you a question." "What's Miss Roxanne gonna say about all these dick-stractions, huh?" "She gonna hurt your ass, man." "She gonna hurt your ass." "You're gonna end up 0n my couch another six weeks." " Look, there's nothing wrong with, uh, sniffing a... (sniffing) titillating smell 0f a fresh rose, brother." " I don't know, man." "That, uh, that miniskirt's looking like it's smelling kind 0f funky to me." " How do you know that's the one I'm talking about?" "You don't know-- you don't know which one I'm talking" "I might be talking about the other one." "I like my women conservative sometimes, brother." " Conservative?" " Yeah!" "I do like a conserve every now and then." "Okay, no, I'm not talking about her at all, but the other one is fine, though, ain't she bad, damn?" " Sans, I'm on hiatus, all right?" "I'm taking a break." " Oh, you're done looking for the one?" " I didn't say all that, I didn't say I'm done." "I said I'm taking a little break." " Okay, you keep taking a break from the game, one day, the coach gonna say, "G0 ahead and play."" "You're gonna get in." "Gonna miss an open lay-up." "(Billiard balls clacking)" "Ooh!" "Just like that." "(Billiard ball banging on floor) Oh, damn!" " Hailey, where are your breasts?" " They're in here, he likes his women conservative." " Who?" " Christopher Michaels." "Behind us, 6:00, playing pool." "Mm!" "Don't look over there." " Who is Christopher Michaels?" " He's the mark." " Okay, who's he with?" " Yeah, I'm not sure, he's not in the file, but I've seen him a couple 0f times." "That is why you're here." " What?" "Girl, you did not!" "L" " I'm not-- no, I'm out 0f here." " Girl, you said you wanted to see how it's done." " You know what, man?" "Don't you worry about me, I'm gonna be fine." " Yeah, I ain't saying you wasn't gonna be fine." "I'm telling you you make a decision where you should find a woman, and you never know." "Anywhere you can find the one." "(Billiard balls clacking)" " Ooh." " Sans, I'm a realist, okay?" "I'm not one 0f those guys like yourself that thinks" "I'm gonna come to some bar and meet my future wife eating SO-cent wings and watching some damn game." " Oh, yes, you just want to tell everybody where I met my wife at?" "Huh?" "You" "We was walking past The Nasty Rhino." "You pulled me in there, okay?" "And she wasn't dancing at all." "Yeah, she was practicing, but she wasn't damn dancing, okay?" " You play too much, man." "Look I'm just saying not for me." "I'm not meeting my wife in a bar, so I'm must focused on pool." " You prejudiced." " I..." " I never thought I'd say it, man." " How d0" " You're prejudiced." "What would Martin think right now?" "You think he would march for this bullshit?" " Listen, man, why don't you use all that energy and all that mouth to focus on how you are gonna talk your way back into Roxanne's panties again, huh?" " Hold up." "Guess what I'm doing right now." " Uh, not playing pool." " Ignoring you in my business." "(Sighing) Mm-hmm." "Stay out 0f my damn business." "That's is what you need to do." "And open your eyes." "Have you looked over there at all?" " I'm good." " That woman over there's been staring at you for the last five minutes, brother." "You can't take that as a hint?" "Like in a music video where you the lead damn singer." "But you can't see that, can't you?" "Hell, no, you can't." "S0 if you ain't gonna do it for yourself, brother, selfish ass, do it for me and all 0f mankind." "That woman been flirting with you, looking at you, staring at you." " S0... watch and learn." " That woman has done everything except walk over" "Here she come, here she comes, she walking over here." "Yeah, whoo!" " Well, hello there." " Hi, I'm Chris." " I'm Hailey, how are you?" " Sans." " I normally don't do this..." " Sans:" "Mm-hmm." " But my friend over there says she really likes your style." " Over there?" " She says she really likes the way you handle your balls." "The ones on the table." " Oh, right." "(Laughing)" "'Cause what else would she be talking about?" "Ain't like I was walking around... out, you know what I'm saying?" " D0 you mind if I bring her over hereto, to maybe watch?" " Well, well, actually, uh, you know, we were just hanging out, just the fellas, so..." " Yeah, we was hanging out just the fellas, but now that you done made that beautiful invite," "I say you go get her and bring her over here so she can talk to us, and I can teach her something maybe." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Thank you." "(Mumbling)" "I'm about to fight you right now-- I'm about you fight you right now." " I'm will beat you..." " Um, just... one second." " She said, "l usually don't do this," who the-- we know what that mean." " N0, dawg." " I know what that mean!" " We just had this conversation." " Yeah, we did, but I don't be listening to you." " Sybil:" "Yes." " If you don't get your ass over here..." " I'm not going over there." " Yes, you will." "You are the devil to my angel, the slut to my good girl." "And I need you to keep his friend occupied." " You're crazy." "I only get down like that for my man." " What?" "You don't have a man." " Well, still." " If you don't get over there right now" "I'll tell your father about your lesbian porn collection." " Hailey, I should tear your little-- you..." " Okay, fine." "I will give you $500 for the next 30 minutes." " All right, let's do this." " I'm about finished, too, I'm excited about life itself, brother." "Just follow my lead." "Mm-hmm, watch that, okay, be quiet, brother." "Hey." " Hi, I'm Sybil." " Hi, this is Sans." " Hi, Sans, I'm Sybil." " S0, uh, what brings you ladies out tonight?" " I don't know, we're just bored and vulnerable." " Unh-unh, wipe that smile off your face, we're not that vulnerable." " Speak for yourself." "I'm feeling kind 0f funny." " Funny?" " Yeah, you know, like you're missing something but you just don't know what it is you're missing." " Hmm." "But I bet you'll know when you find it, huh?" " I bet you I would, too." " S0, what brings you out?" " Uh, well, actually, we were just, uh, trying to blow off some steam after a tough work week." " Oh, 0h, really, what do you do?" " I make video games." "Uh, you might have seen our logo, Gyrate Media?" "(Chuckling)" " Wow." " I'm just-- no pun intended." " Well, I mean, that's very interesting." "With the holidays coming up, business must be great." " Actually, uh, you know, we had a tough year." "(Smacking)" "Things are turning around." " Hmm." " You know what, Sans and I actually grew up as kids in Seattle." "If you believe it, he, uh-- he used to save me from the local ass-kickers when we were little kids." " You don't mind if I touch on those muscles, do you?" " I don't mind, that's what they there for, baby, touch away." "Just don't break your hands on that." " It's really great that you guys are still friends all this time." " Oh, this fool isn't just my friend, he's my business partner." " I am his-- shh..." "silent partner, all right?" "Chris was always the geek with the plan." "I just invested in the vision, that" "That boy does it all right there." " Mm-hmm." " Oh, 0h, so you're, like a capitalist." "I like that." "Bet you know how to treat a woman." " Oh, yes, as a matter 0f fact, I do." "S0, you ladies up to learn how to play some pool or what?" " 00h, I've been trying to play pool all night." " You gonna teach us?" " I sure will." " Okay, show us what you're working with." " It's pretty easy." "What you want to do is glide the stick slowly, gently through your hands." "You know what I mean?" " 00h, can I borrow your stick?" " Of course you can." " Okay." " Oh, you've played before, huh?" " Yeah." "Like this?" " Yeah, a lot like-- like that, that could be cool" " Or, like, like, I don't know." " That's a good-- that, right, that-- right there's straight, too." " A little lower?" " N0 lower." ". OKW- ls this how you do it, Sans?" "Ahh, is this right?" " L, I don't, it feels-- feels right, looks right." " Ahh." " N0, right." "Could you not be so...?" "(Groaning) Oh." "(Whimpering)" " He-- he left?" ". YEP  l'm going." "Nice meeting you, Christopher." " Uh, okay, uh..." " Well, I guess it's just us." " You know what, it's, it's getting late, uh, and I should probably head out, too." " Really, wow, that's a first." " N0, no, I don't, I don't" " I definitely don't mean anything personal by that." "I actually, uh, have a long day tomorrow." ". OKW" "Well, it was nice meeting you." " It was nice to meet you, too." " Good night." "Hmm." "(Sea gulls squawking)" " Like this?" " All right." "We're gonna do this again." " All right." " All right, feet wide apart." " Yep." " All right, grab the racket." " Uh, racket." " Just choke down on the racket." " Choke down on the racket." " You ready?" " Yeah." " All right, let's give it a shot." " Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go." " Ready?" "G0." "'Ooh!" " All right, not bad, not bad." "Let's do one more, let's do one more." " This is not easy." " It's not." "You got this, you got this." " N0 laughing from the peanut gallery, here we go." " Wah!" "Ahh!" "Yes, yes, yes, yes." " There you go, perfect, nice work." " You know what, I don't know why your father let's you behave this way." " Behave what way?" " Like some ass for sale." "'Ohh!" "_" " I mean it." "You know what, I think more women should use the power 0f the vajayjay." " Thank you, Jonathan." " Um-hmm." " Oh..." "(chuckling)" "Now you listen to him?" " Yeah, you know, I was kind 0f skeptical at first but, um..." " She's seen the light." "(Laughing)." " That little, silly audiobook 0f his makes a lost 0f sense." " "My Favorite Five"?" " Hey, hey, 50,000 downloads so far." " S0 what are you gonna do when you get married, huh?" "You gonna marry five men?" " I'm not getting married." " What do you mean you're not getting married?" " Why should I get married and tie down all 0f this goodness?" " Why should you, indeed, sister?" "Ma, you know marriage is an antiquated, simple-minded notion for needy people." " You know what?" "God made women specifically to belong to a man-- one man." " Solomon had many concubines." " You know, men were also circumcised with sharp stones." "You sure you want to long for those good old days?" " I just don't think there's a man out there for me." " Then honey, why do you always keep dating?" " I date for pleasure." " Hey, there's nothing wrong with that, I like that." " Ew, ew, yes, there is." "Now, Hailey, I did not raise you to be, you know, shuffling your goodies from one man to the next." " N0, you raised me to be strong and independent." "." "Yes!" "But being independent does not mean being devoid 0f morality." " Well, whose moral compass should I be following?" "Yours?" "Dad's?" "Society's?" " Jesus's?" "Ohh!" " Oh, my"" "This is not baseball." " Hey, a hit is a hit, ask Serena." " Shush." "Look, every decision you make now will matter later." "Now, Bill, can we please try this again because I have..." " Absolutely" " Gotta get my sexy back." " All right, ready?" " Christopher:" "Here." "Put those over there." " Sans:" "You don't have a choice, Chris." " Sans, we always have a choice, okay, and I'm making it." "We're choosing to do the right thing." "12:00." "Everybody grab some food, lunchtime!" "Now let's change the subject, man." "How are you just gonna bail 0n me like that last night?" " What, I didn't bail, You gave me the signal." "You said, "Get out of--" I saw your signal." " Man, that was foul." "That's crazy, man, we've been friends since we was 10 years old, and you was gonna roll out on me like that?" " Yeah, what about the time when you..." " When I what?" " It was me, you, the time you-- you did something." "You know you did something." " I don't even know what you're trying to say, man." "What's wrong with you?" "You ain't got nothing to say?" "This-- this is a first." " I've been" " I've been lying to you." " About what?" " Me and Roxanne, we're not just separated." "I filed for divorce." " Divorce?" "What-- what-- when?" " A few months back, it-- it's embarrassing." "I didn't even tell my mama." "You know I tell my mama everything." " Why?" " Nothing, it was just-- we broke up, things got crazy, you know what I mean?" "We got divorced, people get divorced." "She kept on eating all my cereal, and then she'd mess with the remote and she cheated." "And she drove my car and took all the gas, who does that?" " Whoa, whoa, whoa..." "Back up." "You said she used the remote, and then what?" " After the remote, then she cheated." " A player got played." " "A player got played"?" "That-that-that-that that's your Dr. Phil moment right there?" ""The player got played?"" "It should have been Debbie the whole time, I told you, I love Debbie." "Remember, I used to call her "Little Debbie."" "We ate the little Debbie snacks." "Yeah, Debbie had four different baby daddies." " And you cheated on Debbie." " Look, this was not my girl, man." "And it's not about me, anyway." " What's it about, then?" " It's about you 'cause you live in two extremes." "It's one thing or the other with you, man." "You need to find some-- some middle ground." "Last year, you're, "l need to be engaged, lfound my soul mate in Sandra."" "You bought her two engagement rings." ""The love is gonna last two lifetimes."" "Remember all that?" "And this year, you a damn monk." " I don't need to worry about women, okay?" "Women-- they're not vulnerable anymore, okay?" "They're not honest." "All right, man?" "They're just full 0f games." "I ain't got time for games." " I remember when girls were honest." "You mean back when Eve bit the apple?" "Women ain't never been honest, man." "And, Chris, everybody plays the game." " Yeah, well, I'm done with games, man." "I don't play them no more." " Everybody plays the game, Chris." " Oh, 0h, my gosh, I am so sorry, am I interrupting something?" " What the hell?" " Yeah, yeah, I know." "What-what-what are you doing here?" " Well, I was just in the area and thought I would... drop by." " You was just visiting another, um, neighboring warehouse?" " Wait, wait, how, how did you know where we worked?" "I mean, how do you know my last name?" " Gyrate Media, I Googled you." " She Googled you, that's not scary at all." " Well, anyway, I was just wondering if maybe you wanted to get some lunch." " Well, actually, uh, Sans and l-- we have lunch plans." " We have to discuss a couple things." " Oh." " N0, actually, I'm cool." "We just discussed all the business we need to right now." "'Cause I got things to chase, right?" "Hmm?" "D0 you know what a signal is?" "You ever see somebody give a signal?" "'Cause you ever see somebody give a signal like..." "D0 you like monk food?" " I don't know what that is." " He'll tell you." " Oh." " S0?" " Lunch?" " Why don't I take you to lunch?" " Oh." "(Laughing)" "If" "Are you sure you're not gonna have anything?" " Oh, no, no, please, go ahead, I..." "I never eat lunch." " Really?" " Really, I, uh-- thank you." "I just need time to take the mental break." " Hmm." " S0, what do you do professionally?" " Uh, I work for an accounting firm." " Really, which one?" " Oh, it's just a-a small firm." " Oh, I'll definitely have to keep you in mind." "I'm looking to move some things around financially." " Oh, I'm sure I can help." "(Chuckling)" "S0, seeing anyone?" "(Sighiﬂg)" "The dreaded question." "Isn't it, uh, a little late to be asking that?" " N0, not at all." "We're still above line." " Uh, what do you mean?" " Lunch, not dinner, iced tea, not wine." " Aha, I see." "N0." "N0, I'm definitely not seeing anyone right now." " That's a big cliché." " What do you mean?" " Oh, I mean, a handsome guy, polite, respectful, playing hard to get." " Oh, you- you think I'm playing?" " It's the oldest game in the book, yes." " No-no, no-no, no, no games." "You-- you definitely got me all wrong." ""Don" " Yes." " Hmm." " Hailey, I'm just, um..." "I'm waiting for someone special." " I see." "S0, um, what does this mystery woman look like?" " Uh, well, she's, uh, she's definitely unassuming and can pump her brakes." "Yeah, but she's also very well put together." "Unpretentious." "But definitely self-assured." "Not afraid to laugh." "But knows how to handle her business." " Uh-huh." "Sexy, but not slutty." "Intelligent, but not nerdy." "Seducible, but not..." "gullible?" " Right." " This is a mistake." "Iam so sorry that I..." "wasted your time." " Mistake-- What do you mean?" "(Clearing throat)" " Every woman deserves to be pursued, and if I'm not worthy in your eyes, then I..." "I wish you well." " Wait, wait, I'm" " I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" "I wasn't trying to, uh" " You weren't trying at all, and I'm sure you get every woman you want with very little effort." "But I'm just not that girl." "Here's my number in case you ever need that accounting help." " Wait, I'm such an idiot, Hailey, l-l-l..." "I wasn't trying to insult you." " It's okay." "I'm just far too vulnerable not to have those feelings returned." "Take care." "(Hailey sighing)" "All right, Shelly." "I want an orgy, and I want it in five minutes." " Yes, Miss Colbum." "Oh, and Matthew, James, and T.l. have called multiple times." " Okay, tell Matthew to meet me here for lunch." "Tell James I'm out 0f town." "And take everything we have on Christopher Michaels into the conference room." " And T.l.?" "(Sighiﬂg)" " Hmm." "(Knocking)" " You have a call on line one." " Hailey Colbum." " Christopher:" "What's your favorite flower?" " Who is this?" " Christopher Michaels." " Mr. Michaels?" " So, what's your favorite flower?" " Calla lilies." " Great." "Hold on a sec." " Hold?" "Hello?" " These just came for you." " Ijust wanted to make sure you knew you were worth pursuing." " Oh, lucky guess?" " No, I had my bases covered." " I see." " I want to see you." " Yeah, no, tonight I" " No, now." " Now?" " I thought maybe you could take off from work a little early." "There's something I'd like you to see." " I'll be right down." " What should I do with the rest 0f these?" " Keep 'em." " Oh." "(Sniffing)" "Hmm." "If" " Christopher:" "S0, I was thinking we could catch the sunset." " Hailey:" "The sunset?" " Yeah, you know what a sunset is, don't you?" " Of course I do." "I just never sit still long enough to... see it." " That's a shame, you should." "Time's always fleeting." " Which is why I never have enough 0f it." " Hmm." "Time is like that water." "If" " There's always enough, you just have to use it wisely." " Uh-huh, okay, I see what this is." " What's that?" " You're a drifter." " A drifter?" " Mm-hmm." "You come into town, sweep a girl off her feet, get bored, and then ride off into the sunset." " Oh, no." "N0, that's not me at all." "Um, I've only had three girlfriends in my entire life." " Really?" " Yeah, yeah." "But I only had the real thing once." " The real thing, what's that?" " True love." " Oh, that." "(Chuckling)" " You sound like a non-believer." " Let's just say I believe that love is much ado about nothing." " Ah." "You know, most people think that when they've never experienced it." " S0 what happened?" " A boring story." "Guy meets girl, guy falls in love with girl, girl meets new guy, guy moves on." " Hmm." "Well, you should be-- you should be grateful." " Grateful?" " Hey, it's better to find out sooner than later." " Perfection is rare." " You sure know how to build a girl's confidence." ". OKW" "Here's where it gets fun." " What?" "What-- you want me to climb this thing?" " Oh, come on now, it's not that bad." "Give me your shoes, give me those shoes." "Those beautiful shoes." " But I have on a skirt, I mean..." " Okay, okay, okay." "okay" " Well, now it's a miniskirt." " Oh, wow." "I can't believe I'm doing this." " Come on, I gotcha, Chris gotcha." " God." " It's worth it, I promise." " Yeah." " Just step where I step and you'll be fine." " All right." " All right." " Slow." " I'll move slow enough for you." " Okay, all right." " Ow!" " You all right?" " Uh, yeah, uh, my pedicure isn't." " I'll get you a new pedicure." "If" " You're almost there." " Okay, 0w, okay." " I got like 10 pedicures on my credit now, huh?" " Yes, you do." " That's all right, I can afford it." "Here okay with you, Ms. Colbum?" " For you." " That's good." "All right, that cucumber has to go somewhere." " S0, tell me about your last relationship." "(Sputtering)" " Are you all right?" "(Hailey coughing)" " You okay?" " Mmm." "L, um..." "I just don't like to talk about my relationships." " Okay, uh, we'll circle back to that one, then." " S0, is this your standard seduction or did I get the upgrade?" " Um, no." "I usually come here alone just to clear my head." "I jog here every morning." " Then I'm flattered." "Very flattered." "(Birds chirping)" " Life is so funny." " How so?" "N0, let me guess." "The minute you feel like you had it all figured out, it all changes." " N0, that's not what I was gonna say." "I was gonna say just as life brings you sadness, it also brings you great beauty." "Come on." " What, where are we going?" " Come on, there's an old myth that says if your feet touch the water just as the sun touches the horizon, your children will be blessed." " Children?" "!" " Yeah, come on." "(Laughin q " Aah!" ")" "If" "(screaming and laughing) It's freezing." "'L 90f you." "If" "(elevator dings)" "If" " Oh, my God." "(Cell phone ringing)" "(grumbling)" "(ringing STOP?")" "(cell phone resumes ringing)" "(ringing STOP?")" "(sighiﬂg)" "(ringing resumes)" "(sighiﬂg)" " Hailey Colbum." "(Whispering)" " Miss Colbum." " Yes, Shelly?" " I think you need to come to the office right away." "(T.l. grumbling)" " Why?" " There's a very large gentleman here by the name 0f T.l. and, um..." " T.l.:" "I'm gonna kill somebody." " Uh... (whispering) Yeah, he's not too happy." "(T.l. growls, Shelly shrieks)" " What?" "What is he doing?" " He looks like he's about to explode." " What, okay, okay, just, just calm down, Shelly, okay?" "Just try to get him on the phone." " Hold on." "Um..." "Excuse me." "(Growling)" " Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's-he's-he's not gonna come to the phone." "I'm gonna call the police, okay?" " N0, no, don't, just, just, um-- tell him to wait there, I'm coming now." "(Elevator bell dings)" " Yes, Mr. Colbum, as- as soon as she arrives." " Well, T.l., baby, what are you d0" " Don't baby me." " What are you doing here?" " I've been calling you and calling you." "You stopped returning my calls?" " Um... (chuckling) I stopped calling you?" "N0, you stopped calling me." "Yeah, I have been looking for you for weeks." "Where have you been?" " Huh..." "(stammering)." " Yeah." " I've been" " N0, you've been missing in action, mm-hmm." "I have been looking for you everywhere." " I don't got no missed calls from you." " How many times have I told you to get rid 0f that piece 0f junk you call a phone?" " My, my plan's not over yet." " Damn it, T.l." "I trusted you." "I depend on you to be there when I need you." " You're right." "Look, forgive me, please?" "It won't happen again." " It can never happen again." "I need you." "And when I need you and you're not there..." "When I need you then what do I need you for if you're not there?" " ..." "You're right." " Now..." "This is my place 0f business, okay?" "And I need you to never, ever, ever come here again." ". OKW" " D0 you understand?" "Let's go." " Hailey, what the hell happened here?" " I know what you're gonna say." " N0, you do not know what I'm going to say." "Baby, we can't have your personal life spilling over into this office." " I'm sorry." " Listen to me, sweetheart, if you play with people's feelings eventually everybody-- everybody" gets hurt." " Dad, I know what I'm doing, and with all due respect, this is my life." "It'll never happen again." " You see that it doesn't." "Now, where are we on the Christopher Michaels case?" " Making progress." " What exactly does that mean?" " It means that things are going exactly the way that they should be." " Hailey, I want this case closed, and I want it closed fast." " Got it." "(Sighiﬂg)" "(sighiﬂg)" " I am so sorry, James." "You Okay?" " Who was that lunatic?" " He was someone I was seeing." " Seeing?" "." "Yes?" " I thought that we were exclusive." " I never told you that." " But you never said that we weren't." "I mean, what about the- the-the poetry I wrote you, huh?" "The love songs?" "I mean, the flowers every day." "(Chuckling)" " They were beautiful, I enjoyed" "I enjoyed everything, it was beautiful." " And how could you appreciate it if your soul was divided?" "S0 this was all just a-- just a game to you, wasn't it?" " Oh, okay, look, if you want to leave, then you should just go because..." "Otherwise, just quit wasting my time." " My love is too pure for an infidel like you." " Uh..." "(sighiﬂg)" "0h!" "If" " Sybil:" "Oh, this is nice." "Okay, so, why did you get this big table?" " Oh, I just like the extra space." " Hailey." "It's cool, don't worry about it." "(Chuckling)" " Hi, yeah, we just sat down, okay." " Uh, what's going on?" "I'm gonna jump across this table and stab you to death if you don't tell me." " Okay, don't be so dramatic, God." "Christopher's on his way." " Why is Christopher on his way?" " He and Sans were just in the area." " You little tricky bitch." " Oh, come on, Sybil." "He likes you, and dinner is not going to kill you." " It's gonna kill you." "Hailey, he's married." " He has been separated for two years." " I don't know, there's just too much drama." "I mean, besides, how do you know you're gonna close this deal with Christopher?" " I have a plan." " Now that you have me a party to this mess, what is this plan?" " I can't tell you the plan." " You know what, I don't have time for this shit." " I have an inside scoop, okay?" "He's co-mingling funds." "He used investment money last year to save his house when the market tanked." " How do you prove it?" " I don't have to, he knows it's true." "And all I have to do is get him on tape admitting it." " Well, I don't know." " Okay, I just need you for a dinner, that's it, just one dinner." "I love you, I love you." " I love you." " Okay, okay, stop." "(Laughing)" "You know what, you owe me a trip to Rodeo Drive." " Oh." " Sans:" "Hey." " Hey." " Hi." " Hailey." " These are for you." " And this is for you." "You look lovely." " I've never seen a rose pale in the face 0f beauty." " Thank you." " I have to admit, I'm a little jealous." " Oh, you shouldn't be." "Have a seat, I have something special for you." "(Clapping)" "(guitar playing)" " Sans:" "Oh, snap." " Oh, wow." "I have to admit, I am impressed, Mr. Michaels." " Well, I figure you'd enjoy him a lot more than me strumming on the five chords that I know, so..." " Isn't that romantic?" " What do you have against romance?" " Nothing, it's just overrated." " How's that?" " Because it only leads to one thing." "_sex?" " N0, rehab." "The same thing that will make you laugh is the same thing that will make you cry." " Okay, you have a point, but if you've never loved, you've never lived." " Yeah, if you say so." " I say so." "(Applause)" "(chuckling)" " S0, Sans, I hear that you are quite the investor." " I do what I can do." " Yeah, Sans, and I also hear that you just got out 0f a marriage." "Isn't it a little too soon to be jumping into the sack?" " Who says I'm trying to do that?" " Oh, I can see it in your eyes." "You men are all the same." " Sybil, don't be rude." " Maybe I should get us all some drinks." " It's cool, no, no, actually, you're absolutely right." " Yeah, I knew it." " Is that a crime, though, huh?" "That I look at you and see all that a woman should be?" "I mean, you're beyond beautiful." "You're sexy, you're confident." "You could dress it up or keep it loose." "And you have the body 0f a goddess, and not to mention those eyes-- those eyes, girl." "You could stop time with one glance." "S0 what kind 0f man would I be if I didn't try with every morsel 0f my being to make you mine?" " S0 all you want is sex?" " N0, I want it all." "You only asked about sex." " Christopher:" "Well, I'm, uh, I'm starving." "We should probably do these shots so we can order." " All right, to new friendships and to-- and to romance." "You can put your roses in this when we're done with it." "I didn't make eye contact with you when I said "romance."" "Hope I didn't look at you, Chris." "It felt weird for a second." " Sybil:" "This is good, this is good." " That's that top shelf right there." "I'm glad he went and got it." "(Clearing throat)" "I wouldn't have bought y'all that one." "If" " Teach you how to, you know, make a salad." "S0 I'm gonna do this." "(Chuckling)" "I'm gonna do this." "Now you go get the avocados." "You put the whole one... (laughing)" " You don't think I got no culinary skills?" "If" "(inaudible)" " N0." "(Protesting)" "(panting)" "N0." "Oh, my-- 0h." "N0, just take it off." "Take it away, take it away." "Take it off." " Uh, Sybil?" " N0." " Hello?" "(Scoffing)" " What's wrong?" " I slept with Sans." " You what?" "!" "(Sniffling)" " Just, just, help me, please." " What?" " Get over here right now and make this thing right!" " How am I gonna make it right?" "!" " Gosh, this is all your fault!" "'My fault?" " Yes, your fault, I could strangle you right now." " What" "I did not tell you to sleep with him." " N0, but..." "I don't know, he had this puppy-dog, mack thing, and it just kept calling me." "He was flattering and persistent." "Damn you, Hailey, for this shit." " Oh, you're-- (knocking on door)" "Okay." "Rebecca, what is it?" " I hope I didn't wake you." " It's 2:00 a.m., no, come on in, close my door." "What the heck is happening?" " Look, I called Eric an hour ago, and I heard a woman's voice in the background." "Look, I just-- I don't want to overreact." " Okay, 0kaY" "If there's a woman at his house after 10:00 p.m., there is a problem." "Let's go." " What about me?" " Okay, you just wait here, okay?" "I'll be back." "Let's go." " Okay, okay." "Okay" "(knocking)" "(muffled voices)" "There's someone in there." "He's in there." " Okay, okay." "Okay" "(knocking)" " There's a back door." " Okay, let's go." "Oh, God, Oh, God, okay, okay." "(Dogs barking)" " You see anybody?" ". OKW" "(fence rattles) Shh!" "(Newscaster) Taking a three-games-to-one lead over the blazers, but Portland came..." " Let's go around the back." " Okay." "(Barking continues)" "(indistinct conversation)" "(both laughing)" " Come here." " Hey!" " Rebecca!" "What-- (stammering)" " Shelly?" " Busted!" " What are you doing here?" "!" " Mm-hmm, I caught these two whispering on the phone last week." " N0." "No." "No, no." " You knew and didn't tell me?" " Did you really want to know?" " It's not what you think." " I can't believe you!" " N0, I can explain this." " You're fired, let's go." " N0, no, no, no, Rebecca, Rebecca, no." " Eric, Eric." " Baby, baby, Rebecca, Rebecca!" "Rebecca, this is-- no, no." "This is not what you think, baby, I swear to God, no." " You're lying, you're cheating!" " It's not what you think!" "N0, no, no!" "(Gasping)" " Done!" " What?" " She totally ruined your spray tan!" " Rebecca!" "(Dogs barking)" " Well, now you know." " And you think that's a good thing?" " I told you, this is why you don't commit to a man." "You are setting yourself up for failure every time." " You're pathetic." " Excuse me?" " I don't want to live in your cold, loveless world." " Rebecca, I" " N0, I can't believe you didn't tell me!" " I was trying to save you." " Just take me to my car." "(Car door closing)" "If" " Close the deal, Hailey." "Close the deal." "(Doorbell ringing)" " Christopher:" "Hi." " Hi, mwah." "Come in." " This is for you." " Riesling, my favorite." "Oh, and already chilled, nice touch." " I remembered you ordered it at dinner." "I hope it's not too sweet." " I am sure it'll be perfect." " You look amazing." "And I thought your father might enjoy these Cubans." " Thank you." " You're welcome." " Why don't you just sit here?" "And I'll..." "open this up for you." " Can I help you open the wine?" " Oh... sure." "(Chuckling)" "(clattering)" " Voilé." "(Chuckling)" "Mmm!" "Mmm, mm, mm, baby." "That was "Master Chef" good." " Well, my mother always told me the way to a man's heart is through his pants, but if you want him to come home every night, have dinner waiting." " Well, your father is a very lucky man." " Well, the irony is that although she had great advice, that never really worked for her." " You know, you never really talk much about yourself or your family." " Not much to talk about." " Come on, now, everyone has a story." " True." "What's yours?" "You're a successful entrepreneur." " Mm-hmm." " How do you maintain in such a tough economical climate?" " Well, it's not easy." " D0 you own or rent?" " I own." " Was your business ever in trouble?" " Yeah, um..." "last year, we barely made it." " Well, how did you make it, did you have to borrow money?" "Did you stiff your creditors?" "(Coughing)" " What?" "(Chuckling)" " I'm just asking." "I mean, you live in such a nice house." "You pay, what, ten grand in mortgage a month?" "And you had to stop taking a salary because you couldn't pay for your house, right?" " Wait, wait, how do you know exactly how much I pay in mortgage?" " Oh, I know a lot about you, Christopher, Chrissy-poo." "Didn't you use money from your company to pay for your house?" " Well, yeah, but why are you asking" "(clattering)" " What is that?" "Are you taping me?" " Yes, and now you will pay HQ Distributors the $5 million you owe them." " Wow." "I paid them this morning." " How... you're broke until you launch your new game." " Who are you?" " I was hired to retrieve their money." " S0, um..." "S0, all 0f this was just business?" " I was just doing my job." " Well, your client got their money." "S0 you did a great job-- you're done." "S0 are we." "(Door opening/closing)" "(sighiﬂg)" "(sniffling)" "(sighiﬂg)" " 00h, ooh." "(Knocking)" "Can I speak with you, please?" "(Chuckling)" "Just the lady I want to see." "(Humming)" "(sighiﬂg)" "How did you do it?" " I didn't." " I do hope you didn't cross the line, sweetheart, because I just grilled HQ For $1 million, and they are going to refer five, count them, five other companies to us." " Dad." " What, what?" " Oh, God..." " Uh-oh." " I think I messed up." " Ooh." "Ooh, look at me-- Look at me." "(Laughing)" "What do you know?" "(Chuckling) Does he know?" " N0." " S0, what are we going to do about this?" " I don't know, I, um, thought I" " Pamela:" "Hailey, hi, honey, I didn't know you were gonna be here." "Oh, good Lord." "Baby, what's wrong with you?" " She fell in love." "(Laughing)" " Robert, out." " Robert:" "What?" "I " " Out, go." " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, baby." " Quicker." "(Laughing)" " Whoo." "(Sighiﬂg)" " S0, finally caught up with you, huh?" "(Scoffing)" " Mother, please, don't gloat." " I'm sorry, I'm not, I'm not honey." "Baby, you can't live your life outside the rules 0f love." "Sometimes you love, sometimes you lose." "But in the end..." "what is life without love?" " But I don't want to love!" "I just-- I just want order." "Ijust want things to make sense!" " And you think dating five men in the answer, hmm?" " Well, dating one didn't work out too well for you." " I can still hear you, you know?" " Shh out there!" " I'm just scared." "I'm scared of-of... choosing the wrong man." "(Sighing)" " Honey." "Avoiding the decision... only prolongs the inevitable result, all the while making the worst decisions along the way." " If marriage is so wonderful, then why are you and Dad both divorced and miserable?" "I'll be back." " Baby, about that, I, uh" " Hailey." "(Sighiﬂg)" " Why didn't you tell her?" " Wasn't time." " Mmm." " Thank you for being here." " Well, if you can't eat ice cream and male-bash with your friend, what are you good for?" "(Chuckling)" " And thank you." "N0, really." "Thank you for forgiving me." " Mmm, I haven't forgiven you." "N0, I'm just" " I'm thinking 0f ways to make you pay." "(Chuckling)" " Hey, why not call in a reserve, you know, go out tonight?" "How many are you down to?" " And then there were none." " What-- even T.l.?" " Found a girlfriend." "Chased down some purse-snatcher for this chick and fell in love." " Geez." " I cannot imagine that man running." " Oh, I wouldn't want to." "(Laughing)" " Well, what about Matthew?" " Matthew dumped me." "Said he was bored and I w-- I wasn't smart enough for him." " Ew, not good enough for you." " N0." " Yeah, but, have you called Christopher?" " Of course not, he hates me." " He could have blasted you to HQ, but he didn't." " I just wouldn't know what to say to him." " All right, come on, we're getting out 0f the house." " Mmm, I don't want to go anywhere." " Oh, well, you have to, hey, no more death by ice cream." "This is your third this week." "Put it down, put it down." "Come on, let's go." " Come on!" " Okay, I'll go." "(Grunting)" "If" " Shots, too, if you can." "I said it twice, man, I know she heard me." " And this is why I'm done with women." " Oh." "You gonna start dating men now?" "'Cause we terrible-- I can tell you that." " Shut up, man, shut-- I'm just" "I'm just all about my business from now on." " Okay, and what if you find the love 0f your life?" " I don't see that happening." " What if it already has?" " Well, if that was it, then I was Ray Charles to all that 'cause I missed it." " You missed it because you wanted to miss it, man." " Just..." "leave it alone, man?" " Okay, I'll leave it alone." " Thank you." " Hailey was everything you've been talking about lately, everything you were looking for in a woman." "All right, now I'm leaving it alone, I just had to tell you." " Yeah, everything, she was a liar." "She was manipulative, she was conniving." "Everything, huh?" " And according to Sybil, she's sorry." " She's sorry?" " Yeah, sorry-- that feeling you get when you know you messed up?" "Look, man, you never know when or how your destiny is gonna unfold." "Just got to make sure you're paying attention so you don't miss it." " Look, man, now is not the time, just let it go." ". OKW" " Rebecca:" "Come on." " What?" " It'll be fun." " Oh." " Yeah, it'll be good." " Oh, my God, wait, is that Christopher?" "Did you know he was gonna be here?" " Come on, you taught me well." " He doesn't want to see me, okay?" " Hey, you can't always be in control." "For once in your life, let yourself feel something." " Why do I want to feel pain?" " Because without pain, you'll never really appreciate pleasure." "Come on." "(Sighiﬂg)" " Okay." " Let's go." " Chrisotpher:" "Look, man, just-just-just let it go, leave it alone." " Sans:" "Okay, letting it go." " Hey." " Mmm." " You did this?" " What?" "Did what, no, no, man." "I was drinking a beer, I'm sitting with you!" "Actually, man, it was not my idea." " Excuse me." " Christopher, wait, just" " You should probably go help your girl." "He get a little crazy when he be drinking." "Killed a cat on purpose one time." " What?" " Yeah." "You date black dudes?" " When they're as cute as you." " Christopher!" "Would you just wait a second?" " Why are you following me, okay?" "Can you please just leave me alone?" " Okay, would you just give me a chance to explain?" " Okay, what is there to explain, huh, huh?" "It started off as work, and then it became more than that." "I get it." "It's over." " N0, you just" "Oh, my God." "(Seagulls squawking)" "(indistinct conversations)" " Hailey:" "Christopher, just listen to me!" "Christopher." "Christopher." "Just wait, okay, just" "Just listen to me for a second." " What?" " It was always a job." "That's all you were to me-- a check." "I just looked for new ways to work you to get your comfortable." "I didn't care about you, but I didn't" "I didn't expect to fall for you, either." "I'm not done." "When the job was over, I just" "I thought that I would be free to move on, but I can't." "It's like you had the key and-and- and didn't need my permission." "I feel like I need" " I don't care what you feel, Hailey, all right?" "You used me." "And you hurt me." "And you lied to me." " I'm sorry." "For the first time in my life, I feel like I'm vulnerable." "And as much as that scares me, I..." "I want that, and I want that with you." " You can't possibly expect me to forgive you." " Why?" " Because you just... you just can't." " Why?" "!" "Why not?" "Haven't you ever needed forgiveness?" " I can't, Hailey, I'm sorry." " Wait, wait, wait, please!" "Please!" "If" " Robert:" "G0, baby." " Pamela:" "Okay." "(Laughing)" " N0, no, no, no, no, no." " Ooh." " Here, sweetheart, here, ease into it, baby." "Ease into it gently, nice, easy stroke." " Mmm, you always did like it easy." " Yeah, and you always did like it hard." " Okay, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me." "How's that?" " That's perfect, perfect." "'YaY" yay" "(Pamela and Robert sighing)" " Oh, please, please." "I saw enough 0f this growing up." " Yeah, well, get used to it, you're gonna see a lot more 0f this." " Oh, we got our groove back." " And it's better than ever." " Well, Mr. And Mrs. Colbum, it's very nice to meet you." " Robert:" "Hey." " Pamela:" "Hello." " Christopher, nice to meet you." " Likewise, sir." " All right, now, get ready for this butt-whupping." " Wow." "See, now, why have five when one will do?" " Mmm, true." " True." "If" "(both laughing)" " We gonna kick your butt." " Oh, you are, Missy?" " Robert:" "Here we go, here we go!" " Now we're going to slay you." " Christopher:" "Take it easy now, Mr. Colbum." "(Everyone talking)" " Pamela:" "Bringing the scoot back." "Come on, Bobby, show 'em how it's done." " Robert:" "Welcome to the butt-whupping." " Pamela:" "Whoo!" "Looking good." "Yes!" "You got it, you got it!" "FASTERWOLF"