"The match against laughter" "Welcome to Dale Kleiva school and classroom 5C." "And today it's all about trying to keep a straight face." "You're quite right there, Geir." "Sex education is no joke." "The question is whether Stian manages to control himself, or whether he'll giggle and titter." "In short, this is about trying not to start laughing." "At least not like the previous time with this embarrassing subject." "If you can't talk about sex without laughing, I'll call your mom and dad." " You don't need to do that." " Are you sure about that?" "I'm not going to laugh any more about sex." "The matter is absolutely settled." "Then, if everyone's calm." "Ok?" "Right, we're about to start, you guys." "Here we go!" " Do you know how to make children?" " Kristin goes out hard." "Our man Stian has stifled the laughter well, to begin with." " Yes, Sandra?" " When man and woman have intercourse." "They're so annoyingly mature, Sandra and Line." "Not a hint of a smile on their face." " Oi, oi." "That's it for this guy." " Kristin makes him badly want to laugh." "Stian, listen." "We had a deal." "He gets out of trouble with a nod here." "And here we see what happened on the right flank." "Henning delivers the double with two silly dick drawings." "It was very close." "When you get eye contact, laughter can become infectious." "We're going to look at infection and what triggers laughter." "Drawings, and all visual impression, is dangerous." "To think about it is also really embarrassing." "Talking about it is the very worst and must be avoided at all costs." "Why does the girls vagina become moist?" "The pressure is terrrible in here now." " Does only Sandra and Line know it?" " No, Stian knows it, too." "He has the answer, but the best answer here, is surely not to give any answer." "Oi, oi, oi!" "Arm in the air from Stian Hermansen." "You're not going to answer?" " Yes, Stian?" " Can I get the milk?" "He goes for a milk break." "This could be tactically smart." " Yes..." "Okay." " Yes, he gets by Kristin with it." "And it was lovely, this was just the break which we needed." " Then let's go to a break, Geir." " And we shall fill it... with a little break entertainment." "What's he doing here?" "Is he playing for time?" " Hurry up a bit, then." " You can go ahead of me." "Here he lets both Jonas and Therese go ahead of him." "If you ask me, we're looking at a boy with a plan." "It's unlikely that he feels like going back in to this pressure cooker of embarrassment." "Can he use up the remaining time on this milk retrieval?" "It would be absolutely incredible, in that case." "How long is he going to hang about, then?" "I was just going do some basic stuff." "I have nothing more." "There's the bell!" "You're a winner, Stian Hermansen!" " This was a great achievement." " What a tactician." "We haven't managed to get everything done." "We'll stay on a little longer, and take a longer lunch break." "No, no, no..." "We're into additional minutes here, Asbjørn." " It's not game over yet." " This is not good at all." "Okay, then Stian shall summarize where we're up to." "You're going to tell us how sexual intercourse takes place." "Not only additional minutes." "Kristin goes straight onto the attack and it's in overtime!" "What is sexual intercourse?" "When..." "I'm afraid it's going downhill here, Asbjørn." " ...the penis..." " Yes?" "No, I can hardly bear to watch this." "...enters into..." "We have a boy who's laughing." "The worst thing that could happen." " Cut it out, Stian!" " You're so childish." "It's terrible to see." "It's only left to admit that here there'll be a loss." "This isn't funny." " The boy doesn't stop with the first." " Not even with Kristin standing there." " Oi, oi, oi..." " Oh, my word." "It looks like she's sat down on the mouse." "And it has started a chain reaction of some dimension." "Yes, it has, and..." "It looks like the chain reaction is beginning to spread." " Do you also think that it's funny?" " What's going on now?" "Are the rules of the game in the process of changing?" "We're getting almost a laugh revolution here." " And with that laughter..." " Absolutely everyone's laughing now." " And it's funny." " We can only say that this was fun." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2017)"