"LOOK, BOSS." "DE PLANE!" "DE PLANE!" "COCONUT SALAD." "PUREE OF COCONUT." "COCONUT SOUP." "MIXED COCONUT." "AND PRIME COCONUT ROAST." "HEY, BOSS, YOU FORGOT SOMETHING." "YOU FORGETTING THE DESSERT." "OH, I HATE COCONUTS!" "I CAN'T STAND COCONUTS!" "WE'VE BEEN ON THIS ISLAND FOR MONTHS." "THERE'S NOTHING ON IT BUT A COCONUT TREE." "I'LL GO NUTS IF I'M ON THIS PLACE ANOTHER MINUTE!" "HEY, BOSS." "IT'S A MINUTE ALREADY." "IT IS?" "WOW!" "OOH HO HO HO!" "OOH HEE HEE HEE!" "HOO HOO!" "HOO HOO HOO!" "HOO HOO!" "HOO HOO HOO!" "HOO!" "HOO HOO HOO!" "HOO!" "[PANTING]" "[BOOM BOOM BOOM]" "LOOK, DAFFY." "TWO SHEEPS." "TWO SHEEPS!" "WE ARE SAVED!" "WE ARE SAVED!" "TWO SHEEPS?" "TWO SHEEPS?" "[SMACKING LIPS]" "GOODY!" "GOODY!" "GOODY!" "NOW WE CAN HAVE LAMB CHOPS." "OH, BOY!" "LEG OF LAMB!" "MMM!" "MMM!" "MMM!" "[GULPS]" "NO, IT'S SHEEPS!" "IT'S SHEEPS!" "LIKE ON THE WATER." "SHEEPS!" "[CANNONS FIRE]" "WE'RE SAVED!" "WE'RE SAVED!" "SHIP AHOY!" "iARRIBA,ARRIBA!" "HEY, SHEEPS!" "HERE WE ARE!" "HERE WE ARE!" "EE-HA!" "EE-HA!" "EE-HA!" "EE-HA!" "SHIPS AHOY THERE!" "OVER HERE!" "LOOK!" "OVER HERE ON THE BEACH." "SHIP AHOY!" "SURRENDER!" "AHOY THERE!" "SURRENDER, RABBIT!" "I'VE GOT YOU OUTNUMBERED ONE TO ONE!" "SURRENDER?" "NEVER HEARD OF THE WORD." "YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY TO TAKE THE SHIP." "[BOOM]" "NOW, HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THAT." "[BOOM]" "BLAST YOU, RABBIT!" "TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME." "LOOK THIS WAY, ON THE BEACH!" "AHOY!" "AHOY!" "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS-- YOU BLIND?" "THIS WAY!" "AHOY THERE!" "COME ON, YOU GUYS," "STOP HORSING AROUND AND RESCUE US!" "PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, RABBIT," "'CAUSE I'M A-BOARDING YOUR SHIP." "CHARGE!" "RETREAT!" "[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]" "S-E-S!" "S-E-S!" "THAT'S S-O-S, YOU JERK." "O.K., S-O-S, WHATEVER." "S-O-S!" "S-O-S!" "[CLICK CLICK]" "AVAST, YOU BAD-TEMPERED, SNAGGLE-TOOTHED VARMINT!" "GET ON DECK AND LOAD THIS CANNON!" "[SPUTTERING AND GRUNTING]" "ARRGHH!" "CUT OUT THE ARMY TALK." "WE'RE IN THE NAVY." "[SPUTTERING AND GRUNTING]" "SET HER DOWN." "SET HER DOWN HERE." "[BOOM]" "OOH!" "I'LL SHIVER HIS TIMBERS," "AND I'LL BATTEN HIS HATCH" "AND KEELHAUL HIS SCUPPERS." "NOW, YOU LONG-EARED CRITTER," "I'M A-GONNA MAKE YOU PAY" "OH, NO!" "YOU DOGGONE IDIOT GALOOT!" "YOU'LL BLOW THE SHIP TO SMITHEREENIES." "AND IF YOU DOES THAT ONCE MORE," "I AIN'T A-GOING AFTER IT." "[HUMMING AND MUTTERING]" "OH, NO!" "HEY, LOOK, BOSS." "ONE SHIP, SHE BLOW HIS TOP." "IT'S THE FALLOUT!" "SCRAM!" "HEY!" "OOF!" "OOH!" "WATCH YOURSELF." "YOU'RE LIABLE TO GET SQUASHED." "HOLY FRIJOLES." "[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]" "YOU SQUASHED, BOSS?" "METHINKS I'VE FOUND A MAP." "IT'S A TREASURE MAP." "OH, DAME FORTUNE SLUGGED ME." "I'M RICH!" "MMM...[KISS]" "I'M WEALTHY!" "HOO HEE!" "HOO HOO HOO!" "I'M FABULOUSLY WELL HEELED." "HOO HOO HOO!" "I'M COMFORTABLY WELL OFF." "HOO HOO!" "HA HA!" "NO MORE COCONUTS." "MRS. MALLARD'S LITTLE BOY IS NOW A RICH DUCK." "HO HO!" "HOO!" "I'LL MAKE A WONDERFUL CAPITALIST." "OH, BOY." "BOSS, WE GOING TO FIND TREASURE?" "WE'LL FIND THAT TREASURE" "IF YOU'VE GOT TO DIG UP THIS WHOLE ISLAND." "LET'S GET STARTED." "HOW COME I ALWAYS GET STUCK ON THE END OF THE SHOVEL" "WITH NO GOLD ON IT?" "[ROW,ROW,ROWYOURBOAT  PLAYS]" "RACKIN'" "FRACKIN' RABBIT." "I'D LIKE TO STRETCH HIM" "ON A RACKIN'" "BRACKIN'- FRACKIN' RACK." "ROW FASTER, YOU SNAGGLE-TOOTHED VARMINT," "OR I'LL BATTEN DOWN YOUR BARNACLES." "[ROW,ROW,ROWYOURBOAT  PLAYED AT FAST TEMPO]" "SLOW DOWN, YOU SWAB!" "YOU'RE GOING TO CAPSIZE US!" "SLOW DOWN!" "SLOW DOWN!" "SLOW DOWN!" "ARRGH." "PTOOEY!" "PTOOEY!" "PTOOEY!" "OHH, JUST FOR THAT," "I'M A-GONNA SLICE YOUR HAWSER." "[SPUTTERING]" "ARRGH." "[CREAK]" "GREAT THUNDERATION!" "MY TREASURE MAP'S GONE!" "SOME SNEAKIN' SWAB'S RUN OFF WITH MY TREASURE MAP." "OOH, I'LL KEELHAUL THE SWAB THAT DONE IT." "OH, WHAT BE THIS?" "AHA!" "LOOKS LIKE THE ONE WHO'S DONE IT IS WEARING BLACK FEATHERS." "COME ON, YOU MANGY WHARF RAT." "I GOT ME A CLUE." "LET'S SEE, NOW." "THIS MAP SAYS TURN LEFT AT THE SWAMP." "I DON'T SEE ANY SWAMP." "PERHAPS THIS SIGN WILL HELP." ""DANGER..." ""QUICK..." "SAND..." "SWAMP"!" "WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE." "TURN LEFT!" "[CHICKENS CLUCKING]" "THERE'S FEATHER-BEARING CRITTERS IN THAR." "NOW, GET IN THERE" "AND SEE IF THOSE CRITTERS" "ARE WEARING BLACK FEATHERS." "[CHICKENS CLUCKING]" "[CHICKENS SCREECHING]" "[SPUTTERING AND GRUNTING]" "OH, YOU STUPID SWAB." "THERE AIN'T A BLACK FEATHER AMONG THEM," "AND YOU MAY LAY TO THAT." "[SPUTTERING]" "I KEEPS TELLING YOU," "CUT OUT THAT ARMY TALK." "WE'RE IN THE NAVY." "[CHICKENS CLUCKING]" "ACCORDING TO THIS MAP," "THE TREASURE'S GOT TO BE BURIED" "SOMEWHERE AMONG THESE ROCKS." "THESE ROCKS?" "YOU CAN'T MISS IT." "THERE'S A BIG BLACK "X" MARKING THE SPOT." "I FIND HIM." "EE-HA!" "EE-HA!" "iARRIBA,ARRIBA!" "iANDALE,ANDALE!" "I DON'T SEE NO CROSS, BOSS," "ONLY A BEAT-UP OLD WELL." "THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD I NEED" "IS A STUPID WELL." "I'M NOT THIRSTY, I'M HUNGRY." "ME, TOO, BOSS." "I WISH I HAD SOME CHEESE." "[BOOMING VOICE] I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE WISHING WELL." "I DO MY BEST TO PLEASE." "THE WISH YOU MADE I GRANT YOU," "SO HERE'S A HUNK OF CHEESE." "HEY, THAT SPIRIT FROM THE WELL" "HE GIVE PRETTY GOOD SERVICE." "STAND ASIDE, RODENT." "LET ME AT THAT WELL." "LISTEN, WELL." "IF YOU CAN WHOMP UP CHEESE FOR A MOUSE," "SURELY YOU CAN TURN ME INTO A SUPERDUCK" "SO I CAN FLY OFF THIS STUPID ISLAND." "YOUR FONDEST WISH, YOUR FONDEST DREAM," "I'LL MAKE YOU SUPERDUCK SUPREME." "THISSTRANGEBEING FROMANOTHERPLANETIS..." "FASTERTHANABULLET..." "MOREPOWERFULTHAN ASPEEDINGLOCOMOTIVE..." "ABLETOLEAP THETALLESTBUILDINGS." "HEH HEH." "HEH HEH HEH." "DISGUISEDASCLUCKTRENT," "AMILD-MANNEREDREPORTER" "ONA METROPOLITAN NEWSPAPER," "STUPORDUCKFIGHTS ANENDLESSBATTLE" "AGAINSTTHEFORCESOF..." "EVIL." "YOU CALL THAT SUPERDUCK?" "YOU MADE ME A STUPID DUCK." "PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE." "PATIENCE BRINGS GOOD LUCK." "IT IS SELDOM FOUND IN HUMANS" "AND NEVER IN A DUCK." "[GULPS]" "HEE HEE HOO HA HA!" "YOU CANNOT STOP ME," "MR. NEWSPAPER EDITOR." "I BLOW UP EVERYTHING!" "BOOM!" "POWEE!" "ZAP!" "KABOOM!" "ALLOVERCOUNTRY" "BUILDINGS,BRIDGES," "POWERPLANTS,TRAINS, SHIPS!" "EVERYWHERE, RUINANDDESTRUCTION!" "THENI , AARDVARKRATNICK," "WILLBESUPREME!" "HAHAHA HA HA !" "BLOW UP BUILDINGS?" "BRIDGES?" "SINK SHIPS?" "SAY, I BELIEVE THIS AARDVARK RATNICK FELLOW" "IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE FORCES OF EVIL." "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR STUPOR DUCK." "NOW TO THE BROOM CLOSET TO CHANGE" "FROM THE GUISE OF A MILD-MANNERED NEWSPAPER REPORTER" "TO THAT OF STUPOR DUCK." "[CACKLING]" "WHOOPS." "WRONG COSTUME." "ANDI , AARDVARKRATNICK," "WILLRULE THEWORLD!" "HOOHAHA HA HA !" "I DON'T KNOW WHY I" "[COUGH COUGH]" "WATCH THESE CORNY SOAP OPERAS." "WHERE IS HE?" "WHERE'S THE COWARDLY LITTLE SNEAK?" "AHA!" "ESCAPED OUT THE WINDOW, EH?" "STAND ASIDE!" "THIS IS A JOB FOR STUPOR DUCK!" "WOULDN'T YOU THINK THEY COULD FIND SOME OTHER PLACE" "TO PUT A BUILDING?" "[KABOOM]" "THAT BUILDING DOWN THERE!" "IT'S BLOWING UP!" "AH!" "THE EVIL WORK OF AARDVARK RATNICK." "THIS IS A JOB FOR..." "STUPOR DUCK!" "TA-DA!" "OH, NO THANKS ARE NECESSARY, MY GOOD MAN." "I WAS JUST DOING MY DUTY." "THEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT" "ALL OVER THE WORLD." "YOU CALL YOURSELF A WISHING WELL?" "THERE, IN THE OCEAN." "A SHIP'S SINKING." "THANK GOODNESS I'M IN TIME TO SHOW AARDVARK RATNICK" "HE'S NO MATCH FOR..." "AHH..." "STUPOR DUCK!" "ALL RIGHT, RATNICK." "LET'S SEE YOU TRY THATAGAIN." "FIREONE." "ONEAWAY,SIR." "OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH!" "OOH-HOO OOH-HOO!" "MOTHER." "THAT RATNICK'S A SLIPPERY ONE, ALL RIGHT." "BUT NOT QUITE SLIPPERY ENOUGH." "AHA!" "PLANTING DYNAMITE" "AT THE BASE OF THAT RAILROAD TRESTLE." "THE WORK OF THAT RAT RATNICK," "OR I DON'T KNOW MY RATS." "[TRAIN BELL CLANGS]" "THIS IS A JOB FOR..." "AHH..." "STUPOR DUCK!" "[TRAIN BELL CLANGS]" "[TRAIN CHUGS]" "[BOOM]" "[TRAIN CHUGGING]" "I'LL JUST RELIEVE YOU OF THAT," "IF YOU DON'T MIND." "SHUCKS." "I ALMOST HAD HIM THAT TIME." "BUT JUST LET HIM MAKE ONE FALSE MOVE," "AND I'LL" "[SIREN]" "[SIREN]" "THIS IS A JOB FOR..." "YOU KNOW WHO." "ALL RIGHT, RATNICK," "YOU BETTER MAKE YOUR FIRST SHOT A GOOD ONE," "'CAUSE I'M COMING DOWN THERE" "AND SHOVE THAT OVERSIZED CANNON CRACKER RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT!" "UP THERE IN THE SKY!" "IT'S A BIRD." "IT'S A PLANE." "IT'S STUPOR DUCK!" "IT'S STUPOR DUCK!" "AAH!" "[ROCKET WHISTLES]" "YAAH!" "[KABOOM]" "STUPID WELL." "OUCH!" "OW!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "LISTEN, YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WELL." "AS LONG AS THIS ISLAND IS MY LAST RESORT," "MAKE IT A NICE RESORT." "YOUR UNCOUTH WORDS HAVE REACHED MY EARS." "I RELUCTANTLY COMPLY." "THIS SHABBY LITTLE ISLAND" "I SHALL TRANSMOGRIFY." "LOOK, BOSS, A MACKEREL IS HAPPENING." "YOU MEAN A MIRACLE." "Sí." "HOLY FRIJOLE!" "LOOK AT THIS." "IT'S ALL HERE," "JUST LIKE I WISHED IT." "EVEN BETTER!" "THERE MUST BE A WAY FOR A DUCK TO MAKE A BUCK" "IN A PLACE LIKE THIS." "HEY, YOU GOT A NEW SUIT." "A ZOOT SUIT." "YOUR SUIT LOOKS NICE, TOO." "WHO'S YOUR TAILOR?" "BY GEORGE, I'VE GOT IT!" "WHEN WORD OF THIS WISHING WELL GETS AROUND," "PEOPLE WILL POUR IN TO HAVE THEIR WISHES COME TRUE" "AT 500 BUCKS A WISH." "HERE." "GET RID OF THIS MAP." "NOW THAT WE'VE FOUND THE TREASURE, WHO NEEDS IT ANYMORE?" "HEARKEN CLOSELY TO THESE WORDS." "THIS SECRET I MUST TELL." "ONLY HE WHO OWNS THE MAP" "IS POSSESSOR OF THE WELL." "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF THAT MAP, YOU LITTLE SNEAK." "IT'S MINE, DO YOU HEAR?" "MINE!" "MINE!" "MINE!" "AND SO IS THE WHOLE ISLAND!" "HEY, WHAT YOU GOING TO CALL THIS PLACE, BOSS?" "WHAT ELSE BUT..." "DAFFY DUCK'S FANTASTIC ISLAND!" "LOOK, BOSS!" "DE PLANE!" "DE PLANE!" "WHERE?" "OVER THERE?" "Sí." "I SEE." "THERE IT IS-- THE FIRST OF MANY." "SHALL WE HASTEN TO THE DOCK AND GREET OUR GUESTS?" "Sí,LET'SDO THAT." "iARRIBA,ARRIBA!" "iANDALEPRONTO!" "AS THE HOST OF FANTASTIC ISLAND," "LET ME BE THE FIRST TO EXTEND" "THE HAND OF HOSPITALITY" "AND BID YOU" "[SCREAMING AND SHOUTING]" "SHEESH!" "$500 FOR A PENNY, FOLKS," "AND CHEAP AT THE PRICE." "YES, SIR, LADIES AND GENTS, 500 BIG ONES" "WILL GET YOU A SINGLE, SOLITARY PENNY." "PLUNK IT INTO THE WELL" "AND WATCH YOUR FONDEST DREAMS COME TRUE." "MY BOSS, HE PLENTY SMART IN THE CABEZA." "YOU BET." "DON'T SHOVE, FOLKS." "THERE'S ENOUGH PENNIES FOR EVERYBODY." "HAVE YOUR 500 BUCKS IN YOUR HANDS TO SAVE TIME." "HOW MANY, LADY?" "OH, HEE HEE HEE!" "JUST ONE, PLEASE." "THE 500 FIRST, LADY." "OH, DEARIE ME." "OF COURSE." "I'M SO ABSENT-MINDED." "THERE YOU ARE, SISTER." "OH, MY GRACIOUS." "I'M ALL OF A TWITTER." "HELLO, WELL." "HI." "GO AHEAD." "TOSS YOUR STUPID PENNY IN THE WELL" "AND MAKE A STUPID WISH." "WELL..." "HERE GOES." "I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED" "TO MINISTER TO THE SUFFERINGS OF HUMANITY." "I WISH I WAS A NURSE." "YOUR WISH SHALL BE GRANTED." "GAZE INTO ME AND SEE." "THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU SEE YOURSELF," "A NURSE IS WHAT YOU'LL BE." "OH, DEAR." "I'M SO IMPATIENT" "TO GET TO MY FIRST PATIENT." "[PANTING]" "I TAWT..." "I TAW..." "A PUTTYTAT." "[PANTING]" "[WOOF WOOF WOOF]" "[CARS HONKING]" "[BRAKES SQUEALING]" "[HORN HONKING]" "[WHISTLE BLOWING]" "[HORNS HONKING]" "[CRASH]" "GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING!" "INSTEAD OF ONE," "IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO GET THREE." "BAD OLD PUTTYTAT." "GOOD MORNING!" "AND HOW ARE MY PATIENTS TODAY?" "AND HOW'S THE DOGGIE'S LIMB THIS MORNING?" "OOH!" "OOH!" "OHH..." "STILL TENDER, EH?" "WELL, MAYBE THAT WILL TEACH YOU" "TO STOP CHASING THE PUSSYCAT." "AND HOW'S THE..." "[GIGGLES]" "PUSSYFOOT TODAY?" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "STILL SENSITIVE?" "MAYBE NOW YOU'LL LEAVE THAT LITTLE BIRDIE ALONE." "I HOPE THIS TEACHES BOTH OF YOU A LESSON." "OH, THE POOR LITTLE TWEETY BIRD." "LET'S MAKE YOU A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE." "NOW, YOU BE GOOD BOYS AND GET SOME REST." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "UH-OH." "I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK" "IN THAT PUTTYTAT'S EYES." "[CANE TAPPING]" "[GROWLING]" "AHH, SHUT UP!" "OW!" "OW!" "OW!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "[GRANNY] WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?" "[SNORING]" "MY, I MUST BE HEARING THINGS." "[CANE TAPPING]" "[GROWLING AND BARKING]" "DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP?" "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "MY, MY." "YOU MUST BE IN TERRIBLE PAIN." "WE'LL GET YOU BACK INTO BED" "AND GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SLEEP." "OOH!" "THERE, NOW." "IT'LL BE MORE QUIET HERE." "THOSE PILLS WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP IN A FEW MINUTES." "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "[CHUCKLING]" "WHERE DID THAT PUTTYTAT GO?" "HE NOWHERE AROUND." "[GRANNY] I BETTER PEEK IN" "AND SEE HOW LITTLE TWEETY BIRD IS DOING." "[HICCUP]" "AAH!" "[WHEELS SQUEAKING]" "BAD OLD PUTTYTAT." "[CHUCKLING]" "O.K., BUSTER," "YOU ASKED FOR IT." "OOH HOO HOO!" "OW!" "OOH!" "AH!" "AH!" "OOH!" "OW!" "OW!" "OW!" "OOH!" "AH!" "OW!" "OOH!" "AH!" "YOU TWO AT IT AGAIN?" "I'LL JUST HAVE TO STRAP YOU BOTH IN BED." "NOW STOP SULKING." "WHY DON'T YOU GET A HOBBY" "LIKE THE PUSSYCAT?" "WHEN YOU TWO DECIDE TO BEHAVE," "I'LL UNSTRAP YOU." "[MATCH LIGHTS UP]" "[KABOOM]" "WHOA-HO-HO-HO!" "I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS, BOYS." "YOUR X-RAYS SHOW NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU," "AND YOU'RE DISMISSED." "ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?" "GEE, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE OUT AGAIN." "UH-OH." "[WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF]" "[WOOF WOOF]" "[HORNS HONKING]" "[TIRES SCREECHING]" "QUESERASERA." "YOU SIMPLY MUST STOP PLAYING IN THE STREET." "YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF LEGS." "[SPUTTERING]" "THERE YOU ARE, SIR." "I'M GONNA WISH A CERTAIN ROOSTER" "INTO A LOT OF CREATIVE TROUBLE" "TROUBLE, THAT IS." "I SAY, WISHIN' WELL, YOU LISTENING?" "I HEAR YOU." "STATE YOUR WISH." "DROP IN YOUR PENNY OR GO FISH." "HERE IT IS." "THERE'S THIS ROOSTER I WANTS TO PUT THE KIBOSH ON." "LITTLE FELLA-- HE'S TOOK OVER MY CHICKEN YARD," "CORNERED THE MARKET ON HENS," "AND MADE MY LIFE" "I SAY, MADE MY LIFE..." "HE GAVE ME A COMPLEX-- INFERIOR, THAT IS." "YOU WANT TO DROP THAT PENNY?" "[SPLASH]" "I DON'T WISH THE BOY ANY PERMANENT HARM." "I JUST WANT THE COCKINESS" "I SAY, THE COCKINESS KNOCKED OUT OF HIM." "I AM HERE TO GRANT YOUR WISH," "THE SPIRIT OF THE WELL." "I WILL KNOCK THE COCKINESS" "OUT OF THAT LITTLE COCKEREL." "[JAZZY GUITAR PLAYING LOUDLY]" "IF THAT'S WHO I THINK IT IS," "THERE'S A CERTAIN BANTY ROOSTER" "THAT'S GONNA GET BOOTED OVER THE HORIZON." "[WHACK CLUNK]" "GET OUT AND STAY OUT!" "MAN, YOU'RE THE SICKEST." "LIKE, ADIOS, MY FRIEND." "[CLUCKING]" "WHOO-HOO-HOO!" "CHICKSVILLE!" "LET'S SEE IF THESE CHICKS DIG THE BEAT." "¶ GEE WHIZ WILLIKINS GOLLY GEE ¶" "¶ I LOVE A GIRL ¶" "¶ AND SHE LOVES ME ¶¶" "LIKE, UH, CLUE ME THE DOOR, CHICKY." "OOH HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!" "HOW ABOUT THAT?" "THE PAD'S PATROLLED." "WITH A REAL JAZZY PLAN," "I CAN, UH, LIKE, STORM THE GATES." "DIG THIS GETUP, MAN." "IT'S THE MOST." "[CLANG CLANG]" "SICK, MAN." "SICK." "WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESSE JAMES" "DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS?" "WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" "A TINY FOUNDLING ROOSTER." "WHY, HE'S AS SMALL" "AS THE LITTLE END OF NOTHING SHARPENED." "DA DA DADDY-O." "HOW ABOUT THAT?" "THE LITTLE TYKE THINKS I'M HIS DADDY." "I ALWAYS" "I SAY, I ALWAYS DID WANT A SON." "NOW I GOT ONE." "CRAZY, MAN." "[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY]" "YOO-HOO!" "I SAY, YOO-HOO!" "WHERE ARE YOU, SONNY BOY?" "OH, SONNY BOY!" "UH-OH." "FAKE IT." "THE FUZZ." "[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]" "WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" "ASLEEP IN THE HENHOUSE." "MIGHT AS WELL LET HIM SLEEP." "[ROCK MUSIC]" "HEY, WHAT'S THAT?" "[SOFT MUSIC]" "YOU ALL RIGHT, SON?" "I KEEP HEARING" "THE MOST TERRIFYING SOUNDS IN THERE." "[ROCK MUSIC]" "HMM." "AHA!" "[BAWWK]" "[BIRDIES CHIRPING]" "[KISS]" "NEXT." "[KISS]" "NEXT." "MAN, YOU'RE A WEIRDO CHICK." "LOOK, BOY." "I THINK THERE'S SOME PICTURES YOU OUGHT TO SEE." "CRAZY, MAN." "CA-RAZY." "NOW, LET ME KNOW WHEN I COME TO SOMETHING THAT INTERESTS YOU." "[BELLS AND WHISTLES]" "YAHOO!" "WILD!" "HA!" "JUST LIKE I THOUGHT" "HE'S WACKY OVER FEMALES." "[GIGGLING]" "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, BOY." "DON'T BOTHER WITH THAT CLUCK." "HOW'D YA LIKE TO MEET A REAL DOLL?" "WILD, MAN." "REAL WILD." "O.K. YOU STAND IN THAT CIRCLE," "AND I'LL SEND HER THE MESSAGE." "UH-OH." "LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THAT SILLY DOG'S BOOBY TRAPS." "HEY, BOY." "HERE SHE COMES NOW." "AIN'T SHE A ANGEL?" "LIKE, UH, LINK US, MAN." "LINK US." "THEN I PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND, UH..." "WIFE, UH..." "OR SOMETHING." "[MUFFLED] BUT I'M A ROOSTER!" "DON'T LET IT BUG YA, MAN." "WE CAN'T ALL BE PERFECT." "I SAY, I'VE BEEN HORNSWOGGLED." "THAT JIBBERY-TALKIN' ROOSTER" "NEVER GOT HIS COMEUPPANCE." "I WANTS MY MONEY BACK." "YES, SIR!" "WE'RE HERE TO PLEASE." "HERE'S YOUR PENNY, SIR." "I'M NO SUCKER." "HMM." "SOMEHOW I THINK I'VE BEEN HORNSWOGGLED AGAIN." "EXCUSE MOI, MONSIEUR." "IS THIS THE LINE FOR THE WISHING OF THE WELL?" "I CAN'T BREATHE!" "ONE PENNY, PLEASE." "I WISH TO MAKE A WISH INTO THE WELL." "OF COURSE, SIR." "HERE." "MONSIEUR WELL," "I WISH TO MAKE THE WISH FOR A MADEMOISELLE" "WHOSE BEAUTY SHALL BE SO PURE" "AS TO RIVAL ALL THE BEAUTIFUL ART" "IN LE LOUVRE." "THAT'LL BE ONE PENNY, PLEASE." "[SPLASH]" "I GRANT YOUR WISH TO MEET A GIRL" "OF BEAUTY UNSURPASSED" "WHICH, WHEN COMPARED WITH WORKS OF ART," "WILL LEAVE THE LOUVRE OUTCLASSED." "[SINGING JAUNTILY IN FRENCH]" "¶ LE TWEET ¶" "¶ LE TWEET TWEET ¶" "¶ LE-- ¶¶" "[PEPE SINGING]" "[SINGING]" "LEPURRR." "¶QU'ILC'ESTBON , C'ESTBON¶¶" "HEY." "PENNIES FROM HEAVEN." "[KISS]" "HOW IMPETUOUS CAN YOU GET?" "LOOK, DARLING," "PERHAPS I AM OLD-FASHIONED," "BUT, UH, SHOULDN'T WE BE INTRODUCED FIRST?" "EH, I AM PEPE LE PEW." "THIS IS MY FIRST AFFAIR," "SO PLEASE BE KIND." "I AM SHY, BUT, UH..." "I AM WILLING." "I AM PLAYING IT TOO COOL, NO?" "WHERE ARE YOU, MY LITTLE MONA LISA?" "I AM LOOKING TO FIND YOU." "I DON'T KNOW WHY," "BUT I DON'T REALLY GO" "FOR THIS MODERN SCULPTURE." "WHERE ARE YOU, MY LITTLE OBJECT OF ART?" "I AM GOING TO COLLECT YOU." "LEPANT." "LEPANT." "GUESS WHO?" "LESCREEECH!" "DON'T MOVE, DARLING." "I WANT TO REMEMBER YOU" "JUST AS YOU ARE." "AW, SHUCKS." "YOU MOVED." "AH, A TRYSTING PLACE FOR US." "YOU CLEVER, YOU." "AND VERY SAFE, EH, PIGEON?" "LOOK, MY LITTLE ODORLISQUE," "I HAVE GIVEN UP ART FOR YOU." "I AM WILLING TO SETTLE DOWN" "AND BE A TRAVELING SALESMAN." "[SNIFF]" "I CAN TELL YOU CHAPS ONE THING" "IT'S NOT ALWAYS EASY TO HOLD THIS SMILE." "MMM, MY CHERRY BLOSSOM," "HOW I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS." "[KISS]" "GATHER LIPSTICK WHILE YOU MAY" "IS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY." "[BANJO PLAYING]" "AHA!" "LOOK AT THAT" "A BUNCH OF THIEVIN' CROWS." "YOU JUST KNOW ONE OF THEM VARMINTS HAS STOLEN MY MAP." "¶ OH, THE COW KICKED NELLIE ¶" "¶ IN THE BELLY IN THE BARN ¶" "¶ DIDN'T DO HER ANY GOOD ¶" "¶ DIDN'T DO HER ANY HARM ¶" "¶ LA-DEE DO-DEE DO-DEE-DO ¶" "¶ LA-DEE DO-DEE DO-DEE-DO ¶" "¶ DIDN'T DO HER ANY GOOD ¶" "¶ DIDN'T DO HER ANY HARM ¶¶" "ALL RIGHT, YOU MANGY FEATHER MERCHANTS," "YOU'RE MY PRISONERS," "SO COUGH UP THAT MAP." "HEY, LOOK AT THAT." "WHAT IN TARNATION WE GOT HERE?" "GET ON YOUR FEET, HOMBRE." "I'M A-GONNA SEARCH YOU." "I ALWAYS SAY A MAN'S GOT TO DO" "WHAT A MAN'S GOT TO DO." "UH, TAKE OVER." "NOPE." "THEY DON'T MATCH." "COME ON, DEVIL." "WE GOT TO KEEP LOOKIN'." "GREAT..." "DAY..." "IN THE MORNIN'." "HEY!" "AIN'T YOU EVEN GONNA APOLOGIZE?" "[PANTING]" "[SPLASH]" "HI, DOG." "WHAT'S YOUR WISH?" "MY BUDDY HERE" "WISHES TO BE BRAVE AND STRONG LIKE ME." "IF THAT'S HIS WISH AND YOURS ALIKE," "I'LL MAKE CHESTER BRAVE AND STRONG" "LIKE SPIKE." "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "YOU WANT I SHOULD DIG UP SOME BONES FOR YA?" "ANYTHING YOU SAY, SPIKE," "'CAUSE YOU AND ME IS PALS." "HEY, SPIKE." "YOU WANNA PLAY BALL?" "WANT TO PLAY BALL?" "HUH, SPIKE?" "YOU WANNA, HUH?" "YOU WANNA?" "NAH." "NAH." "YOU WOULDN'T LIKE THAT," "WOULD YOU, SPIKE?" "SPIKE, HOW ABOUT WE CHASE CARS, HUH?" "THAT SOUND LIKE FUN?" "NAH." "NAH." "THAT WOULDN'T BE NO FUN." "HOW ABOUT BEATIN' UP A CAT?" "WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, SPIKE?" "HUH, SPIKE?" "CAT?" "YOU KNOW WHERE IS IT A CAT?" "YEAH, SURE, SPIKE." "SURE, SURE." "I KNOW WHERE IS IT A CAT." "OH, BOY!" "WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN" "BEATING UP A CAT, AIN'T WE?" "¶ CHARLESTON, CHARLESTON ¶" "¶ MADE IN CAROLINA ¶" "¶ SOME DANCE, SOME PRANCE ¶" "¶ I'LL SAY ¶" "¶ THERE'S NOTHIN' FINER THAN A CHARLESTON ¶" "¶ CHARLESTON ¶" "¶ LORD, HOW YOU CAN SHUFFLE ¶" "¶ EVERY STEP YOU DO LEADS TO SOMETHIN' NEW ¶" "¶ MAN, I'M TELLIN' YOU, IT'S A LOT TO DO ¶" "¶ POP DANCE, SWING DANCE ¶" "¶ MOVING BACK-- ¶¶" "DUH DUH-UH DUH" "DUH-HUH GUH G-GUH" "GU-GU-GUH" "DUH DUH DUH-UH..." "[ROWWF ROWWF ROWWF ROWWF]" "[GRR-ROWW] [ROWWF]" "DAT'S A DIRTY, UNDERHANDED TRICK" "TO DO TO YOU, SPIKE." "I'LL SHOW THAT CAT HE CAN'T DO THAT TO MY PAL." "I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT CAT MYSELF." "GO GET 'IM, SPIKE!" "GO GET 'IM!" "SPIKE IS MY HERO." "[PANTING]" "O.K. COME OUT, CAT." "NO USE HIDIN'." "AHA!" "DERE YOU ARE!" "GOTCHA, YA DIRTY CAT." "COME OUT AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE," "OR I'LL PULL YOUR TAIL OFF BY THE ROOTS." "COME ON!" "COME ON!" "WHY, YOU..." "I SEE YOUR COWARDLY YELLOW EYES." "I'M A-COMIN' IN AFTER YA." "[GRRR]" "C-CAT..." "BIG--BIG C-C-CAT." "[YAP YAP YAP YAP]" "C-C-CAT..." "B-B-BIG..." "C-C-CAT." "BIG..." "C-C-CAT..." "G-G-GIANT CAT." "C-C--BIG, BIG..." "C-C-C..." "YOU'RE KIDDIN', SPIKE?" "YOU WANT I SHOULD" "TAKE CARE OF THE CAT FOR YOU, SPIKE?" "I'LL GIVE HIM A ONE-TWO, RIGHT-LEFT." "NO, YOU DON'T." "I'LL SHOW THAT CAT A THING OR TWO." "[FIGHTING]" "ATTA BOY, SPIKE!" "LET HIM HAVE IT!" "A RIGHT, A LEFT!" "SPIKE?" "SPIKE!" "SAY SOMETHING." "LOOK, IT'S YOUR PAL CHESTER." "PLEASE, SPIKE." "DON'T LET HIM GET ME!" "HE'S A KILLER!" "DON'T LET HIM NEAR ME!" "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!" "THAT CAT'S NOT SO TOUGH." "I CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM MYSELF." "YEAH?" "WELL, GO AHEAD AND GET YOURSELF KILLED." "HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH." "JUST A MINUTE, CAT!" "LOOK, SPIKE, HERE HE IS." "LET ME TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR YA, SPIKE." "THIS IS FOR BEATING UP MY PAL SPIKE." "IF I CAN LICK HIM, YOU CAN." "YOU'RE BIG AND STRONG, AND I'M PUNY." "I GOT A JOB TO DO." "O.K., CAT, ON YOUR FEET!" "HA HA HA HA!" "THE PUSSYCAT'S GONNA SCRATCH ME." "AW, GO ON, SCRATCH ME." "GO AHEAD, SCRATCH ME." "I DARE YA TO SCRATCH ME." "SPIKE!" "SPIKE!" "YOU GOTTA GO BACK IN THERE." "NO!" "NO!" "HE'S A KILLER!" "NOOO!" "YOU AND ME IS PALS, AIN'T WE, CHESTER?" "YEAH, CHESTER." "YA WANT I SHOULD DIG UP SOME BONES FOR YOU?" "HUH, CHESTER?" "HUH, CHES?" "NAH." "HEY, CHESTER, YOU'RE MY HERO" "'CAUSE YOU'RE SO STRONG." "GEE, ARE YA GONNA MAKE ANOTHER WISH?" "ARE YA, HUH?" "HUH, PAL?" "OH, GOOD." "HERE COMES ANOTHER ANXIOUS CUSTOMER." "I'D L-L-LIKE TO BUY ONE OF THEM PENNIES" "TO MAKE A W-WISH, PLEASE." "THERE YOU ARE, SIR" "A SIMPLE PENNY TO MAKE A WISH." "ALLOW ME TO REMOVE THAT CUMBERSOME BUNDLE OF MONEY." "HEY, YOU'RE 50 CENTS SHORT." "I'M B-B-BROKE," "BUT IF THIS WORKS," "IT'LL BE WORTH IT." "HI, PAL." "I'VE ALWAYS W-W-WANTED TO BE A BIG-SHOT PRODUCER" "SO'S I COULD DISCOVER NEW TALENT" "AND GIVE THEM A BREAK." "DISCOVERING NEW TALENT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE," "A WONDROUS THING FOR A PRODUCER TO BE." "I SLAYED 'EM IN SCRANTON." "¶ LA-DA-DA DEE DA ¶" "¶ LA DA DA DA ¶" "¶ LA DA DA ¶" "I PANICKED 'EM IN PEORIA!" "¶ LA DA DA ¶" "¶ LA DA DA ¶" "¶ LA DA LA-DAAH ¶¶" "I KILLED 'EM IN CUCAMONGA." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "I MAY HAVE A SPOT FOR YOU." "NEXT, PLEASE." "¶ BUK BUK BUK BUK BU-UHK ¶" "¶ BU-UHK BUK BU-UHK ¶" "¶ BUK BUK BUK BUK BU-UHK ¶" "¶ BU-UHK BUK BU-UHK ¶" "¶ BUK BUK BUK BUK BU-UHK ¶" "¶ BU-UHK BUK BU-UHK ¶" "¶ BUK BUK BUK BUK BU-UHK ¶" "¶ BU-UHK BUK BU-UHK ¶" "¶ BUK BUK BUK BUK BU-UHK-- ¶¶" "SO I LAID AN EGG." "WONDER WHAT'S NEXT." "I'M BINGO." "I'M FRANKIE." "I'M AL." "¶ MAMMY, MAMMY ¶" "¶ THAT'S MY MAMMY, NOBODY ELSE'S ¶" "¶ MY MAMMY, I SAY ¶¶" "CUT THE HUBBUB, BUB." "LET'S GET THIS THING OFF THE GROUND." "ROGER, POPS." "TAKE OFF." "UH-1, UH-2, UH-3." "¶ WHEN APRIL SHOWERS ¶" "¶ MAY COME YOUR WAY ¶" "¶ THEY BRING THE FLOWERS ¶" "¶ THAT BLOOM IN MAY ¶" "¶ SO IF IT'S RAINING ¶" "¶ HAVE NO REGRETS ¶" "¶ BECAUSE IT ISN'T RAINING RAIN, YOU KNOW ¶" "¶ IT'S RAINING VIOLETS ¶" "¶ AND WHEN YOU SEE CLOUDS ¶" "¶ WHEN YOU SEE CLOUDS UPON A HILL ¶" "¶ NAH, YOU'RE NOT LOOKIN' AT CLOUDS ¶" "¶ NAH, YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT DAFFODILS ¶" "¶ SO KEEP ON LOOKIN' ¶" "¶ KEEP LOOKIN' FOR THE BLUEBIRD ¶" "¶ AND LISTENING FOR HIS SONG ¶" "¶ WHENEVER APRIL SHOWERS ¶" "¶ COME ALONG ¶¶" "TH-TH-THANK YOU." "I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF ANYTHING COMES UP." "THAT'S REALLY NOT HIGH-CLASS ENOUGH." "IT'S STRICTLY FOR THOSE SILLY" "S-S-SWOONING BOBBYSOXERS." "BOY, TWO-HEADED!" "THIS OUGHT TO BE A SENSATIONAL ACT!" "ACT, SCHMACT." "I'M THE JANITOR." "HEADY IS THE NAME" "J. FENNON HEADY." "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO." "I'LL PLACE THIS SUITCASE UPON THE FLOOR." "I'LL OPEN THIS SUITCASE," "SEAT MYSELF ON THIS UNIQUE PLATFORM." "I'M GOING TO MANIPULATE THIS LEVER AND ZOOM INTO THE AIR." "I'M GOING TO SOAR UP TO STRATOSPHERIC HEIGHTS 500 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL." "I'M GOING TO TAKE MY STANCE IN A DIVING POSITION" "AT THE PLATFORM'S EDGE" "NOTE THE PERFECT FORM" "AND I'M GOING TO DIVE INTO THE AIR" "NOT INTO A TANK OF WATER," "NOT INTO A BUCKET OF WATER." "NO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DIVE INTO" "AN ORDINARY DRINKING GLASS." "OBSERVE." "[CRASH]" "NOW, GO AHEAD, SIR." "OH, A DOG ACT, HUH?" "NO." "MY CARD, SIR." "[WHISTLE BLOWS]" "[FLEAS HUM GAITEPARISIENNE-- THECANCAN]" "[WHISTLE BLOWS]" "[FLEAS STOP HUMMING]" "[DOOR SLAMS]" "AW, WHO'D WANT TO D--DISC" "GIVE THOSE GUYS A BREAK?" "SHEE!" "I THINK WE FOUND THE VARMINT" "DONE STOLE MY MAP." "HE MUST LIVE IN THAT HOTEL OVER YONDER." "[GRUNTING]" "WAIT HERE." "I'M GOING TO SNEAK OVER TO THAT THERE HOTEL." "OW!" "OOH, OUCH!" "OOH!" "OUCH!" "OUCH, OHH!" "OUCH!" "OOH!" "OUCH!" "IT'S NO USE, SYLVESTER." "MY MIND'S MADE UP." "I'M GOING TO MAKE MY WISH, AND THAT'S FINAL." "THERE YOU ARE, MA'AM." "HAPPY WISHING." "SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!" "I WISH YOU'D RECONSIDER." "[SPLASH]" "WISHING WELL, OH, WISHING WELL," "YOU I DO ENTREAT." "I WISH OUR HOUSE WOULD RESOUND TO" "THE PATTER OF LITTLE FEET." "I HEAR YOUR WISH" "AND I OBEY." "THE PATTER OF LITTLE FEET" "YOU SHALL HEAR THIS DAY." "LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING." "¶ OH, SYLVESTER ¶¶" "ISN'T IT STRANGE" "WE'VE NEVER HAD A LITTLE BUNDLE FROM HEAVEN?" "SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!" "DON'T START THAT" "PATTER OF LITTLE FEET AROUND THE HOUSE STUFF AGAIN." "I'M BUSY." "BOO HOO HOO!" "I WORK AND I SLAVE..." ""AND WHAT THANKS DO I GET?" "I WISH I WAS DEAD." "BOO HOO HOO!"" "EVERY DAY IT'S THE SAME THING." "PITTER PATTER OF LITTLE FEET." "EH!" "[HICCUPS]" "OH, MY ACHING HEAD." "LET'S FACE IT." "I CAN'T FLY ANY FURTHER." "THIS PLACE IS AS GOOD AS ANY." "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?" "[HICCUPS]" "A BABY'S A BABY." "IT'S THE ENVIRONMENT THAT MOLDS THEM." "[HICCUPS]" "[DOORBELL BUZZES]" "CONGRAT-- [HICCUPS]" "CONGRA-- [HICCUPS]" "CONGRATULATIONS, MADAM." "[HICCUPS]" "YOU'RE A MOTHER." "[HICCUPING]" "SYLVESTER, LOOK!" "LOOK!" "THE STORK WAS HERE AND LEFT US A BABY!" "A BABY?" "QUICK, QUICK, OPEN IT!" "OH, BOY!" "THIS MAKES ME A FATHER!" "[BABBLING]" "A MOUSE?" "A MOUSE?" "[BABBLING]" "MAMA!" "OH, HE CALLED ME MAMA." "ISN'T HE CUTE?" "CUTE?" "HE'S DELICIOUS." "AAH!" "SYLVESTER, HOW COULD YOU?" "AFTER ALL, HE'S JUST A BABY." "EVEN IF HE IS A MOUSE, HE'S OURS." "YOURS AND MINE?" "YOU'RE A GAMBLING WOMAN." "WHAT DO YOU TAKE, HEADS OR TAILS?" "AAH!" "YOU BEAST!" "YOU CANNIBAL!" "HOW COULD YOU?" "MOUSE OR NO MOUSE, HE'S YOUR SON." "A FINE THING." "I'VE BECOME THE FATHER OF A BREAKFAST." "[GURGLING]" "HOLD STILL, YOU LITTLE RODENT." "AND AFTER YOU'RE THROUGH," "TAKE DARLING FOR A WALK." "I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "[GURGLING]" "[GIGGLING]" "[COUGHING]" "DADDY!" "HEE HEE!" "AW!" "HE CALLED ME DADDY." "[KISS]" "COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO!" "AND NOW DADDY IS GOING TO TAKE HIS WIDDLE MAN" "FOR A WALK." "COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO." "[KNOCK ON DOOR]" "GOOD DAY, SIR." "I REPRESENT THE LITTLE GIANT VACUUM CLEANER COMPANY" "OF WALLA WALLA, WASHINGTON." "NOTICE THIS MACHINE REMOVES COMPLETELY" "ALL FOREIGN PARTICLES FROM THE ROOM." "YOU MAY NOT BE READY TO PURCHASE NOW," "BUT IF YOU EVER DO," "REMEMBER THE LITTLE GIANT VACUUM CLEANER." "[CRASH]" "CANNIBALS." "[KNOCK ON DOOR]" "[CHARLESTONPLAYS]" "I UNDERSTAND YOU NEED A BABYSITTER." "[SAWING]" "[BANGING]" "HO HO HO!" "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" "HO HO HO!" "HO, DANCER, HO, PRANCER." "MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!" "HO HO HO!" "A JOLLY YULETIDE." "HO HO HO!" "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" "MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!" "HO HO HO!" "A MERRY" "[BOOM]" "[SCREECH]" "WHAT A FUSS THEY MADE AT THE OFFICE." "I GOT TO GET THE MOUSE TO HIS REAL PARENTS." "[BABBLING]" "CHEESE!" "DON'T TOUCH THAT!" "THOSE DARN CATS!" "STILL AT IT." "I'LL SHOW THEM." "BOY!" "[HICCUPS]" "DID THAT MOUSE GROW!" "WELL, NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER HAPPENED" "ON MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY." "[SPLASH]" "YOUR MIND IS SUCH A SIMPLE THING," "YOUR WISH I CAN FORETELL." "YOU'RE WISHING FOR A HUSBAND" "AND THE RING OF A WEDDING BELL." "YES." "OH, IF IT ISN'T PRISSY." "YES." "OH, PRISSY, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE" "NEVER TO HAVE HAD CHILDREN." "THEY'RE SUCH A TRIAL." "HEE HEE HEE!" "THAT ALWAYS BURNS HER UP." "HEE HEE HEE!" "YOU KNOW, JUNIOR SCRATCHED A LITTLE TODAY" "FOR THE FIRST TIME." "WONDERFUL!" "HE'LL BE CROWING NEXT THING YOU KNOW." "DON'T TOUCH MY CHILD!" "WHAT, THE VERY IDEA!" "THE NERVE OF HER!" "WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE HER OWN CHILDREN?" "OH, MY DEAR, SHE'D NEVER LAND A MAN." "SHE'S TOO MUCH OF A D-R-I-P," "IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." "HEY, HAZEL." "LOOK WHO'S GOING TO LOOK FOR A HUSBAND." "NOT PRISSY?" "OH, HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "YEAH, OL' SQUARE BRITCHES HERSELF." "[HUMMING HERECOMESTHEBRIDE]" "THE POOR OLD THING COULDN'T CATCH A HUSBAND" "WITH A BEAR TRAP." "[GIGGLING]" "GIRLS, HERE SHE COMES." "HAPPY HUSBAND HUNTING, DEARIE." "DID YOU TAKE SOMETHING TO CLUNK HIM ON THE HEAD?" "[GIGGLING]" "YES." "[GIGGLING]" "[SNORING AND MUTTERING]" "AAH!" "[GASPING]" "NOW, WHO'S RESPON-- I SAY, WHO'S RESPONSIBLE" "FOR THIS UNWARRANTED ATTACK ON MY PERSON?" "AHA!" "'COURSE, YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR." "AHH!" "HUH?" "NOW, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?" "ALL RIGHT, SISTER, OUT WITH IT." "LET'S HAVE IT." "WHAT, I SAY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA" "BASHING ME ON THE NOGGIN WITH A ROLLING PIN?" "CLUNK ENOUGH PEOPLE" "AND WE'LL HAVE A NATION OF LUMPHEADS." "[BAWLS]" "NOW, HOLD ON." "THAT WAS A JOKE, GIRL." "LUMP HEADS..." "LUMPHEADS." "NOTHING TO CRY ABOUT." "LET'S HEAR YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY." "WELL" "I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY." "YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND." "YES." "YOU'RE GOING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG." "YOU DON'T BAT THEM ON THE BEAN WITH A ROLLING PIN." "THAT'S LATER." "NOW, YOU TAKE THAT ROOSTER YONDER" "HE'S A FINE BACHELOR ROOSTER." "BUT, UH" "UH-UH!" "YOU'RE RIGHT!" "HE DOES LOOK LIKE A DOG," "BUT HE'S A ROOSTER, ALL RIGHT." "HE JUST WEARS THAT DOG SUIT" "TO KEEP LOVESICK HENS AWAY FROM HIM." "OH!" "NOW, HERE'S HOW TO GET HIM." "EVERYBODY, I SAY, EVERYBODY KNOWS" "THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH." "TAKE THIS FINE CASABA MELON OVER TO HIM." "SHOW HIM WHAT YOU GOT," "BUT DON'T LET HIM HAVE IT." "TEASE HIM A LITTLE." "MAKE HIM CHASE YOU." "IS ANY OF THIS FILTERING THROUGH" "THAT LITTLE BLUE BONNET OF YOURS?" "YES." "NICE BUT SHARP AS A SACK OF WET MICE." "PSST!" "FOR ME?" "[MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC PLAYS]" "THIS CLUCK'S OFF HER ONION." "ALL RIGHT, SALOME." "GIVE PAPA THE PRETTY MELON." "GIVE ME THAT CASABA, YOU PEABRAIN!" "[GRRR]" "OH!" "HE'S CHASING ME." "[GRRR]" "I'M WIDE, I SAY, I'M WIDE OPEN!" "SHOOT ME A LATERAL." "THAT'S IT." "THAT'S THE OLD PASSING IT, KIDDO." "[WHISTLE BLOWS]" "YOUR ROOSTER, GIRLIE." "I'VE HOOKED, I SAY, I'VE HOOKED HIM." "IT'S UP TO YOU TO LAND HIM." "SOONER OR LATER," "SHE'S BOUND TO TRY TO GET HIM OUT OF THAT DOG SUIT." "THEN WHOA, NELLIE!" "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE." "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO," "PULL THE SKIN OFF OF ME?" "YES." "WELL, IT WON'T WORK, GIRLIE." "IT'S ON TOO TIGHT." "NOW, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?" "WELL..." "[WHISPERING]" "LOOK, CHICK, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU." "WHAT YOU WANT'S A ROOSTER," "NOT A DOG, WHICH I AM." "YES!" "WITH THAT PUSS, YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO GET A ROOSTER" "IS TO TRAP ONE." "HERE'S HOW YOU GO ABOUT BUILDING A TRAP." "YOU GET YOURSELF A COUPLE OF 2 X 4s." "THEN YOU GET A STEPLADDER..." "WHAT IN THE, I SAY, WHAT IN THE WORLD" "IS THAT HEN UP TO NOW?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING" "WITH THAT BOWLING BALL, GIRLIE," "BUT I'M NOT ONE TO LET A LADY DO A MAN'S JOB." "[BALL ROLLS]" "THERE YOU ARE, SISTER." "HAVE FUN." "NUTTY AS A FRUITCAKE." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "GOING ON YOUR HONEYMOON?" "YES." "YES!" "I SAY, YES!" "I WONDER WHAT THEM VARMINTS IS DOING" "ROUND THAT OLD WELL?" "I'LL SASHAY DOWN THERE AND FIND OUT." "MOVE ASIDE!" "MAKE WAY FOR A PIRATE." "HEY, VARMINT, WHAT IN TARNATION'S GOING ON HERE?" "FOR 500 SIMOLEONS, I'LL GIVE YOU A PENNY." "DROP IT IN THE WELL AND MAKE A WISH." "YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE." "FORK OVER THE CASH." "YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE." "FORK OVER ONE OF THEM PENNIES," "OR I'LL CUT YOU OFF AT THE PASS." "YES, SIR." "YOU TALKED ME INTO IT." "ALL RIGHT, YOU DUMB WELL." "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A RICH RELATIVE" "WHO'D KICKED THE BUCKET" "AND LEFT ALL HIS MONEY TO ME," "SO LET'S HAVE IT!" "A VERY RICH RELATIVE IN POOR HEALTH" "DOTH WILL TO YOU HIS ENTIRE WEALTH." "BUT, SIRE, THERE IS NO MORE MONEY." "YOUR UNCLE THE KING HAS CUT OFF YOUR ALLOWANCE." "YOU KNOW THE PENALTY" "FOR NOT HAVING THE BOOKS BALANCED." "OH, NO!" "NOT THE NOSE IN THE BOOK PENALTY." "YEAH, THE NOSE IN THE BOOK." "WE GOT TO GET SOME MONEY!" "[DOORBELL CHIMES]" "OOH!" "WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "GOOD EVENING." "MY COMPANY HAS SELECTED YOU," "UNDER NO OBLIGATION," "TO BE THE PROUD OWNER OF LEGAL TENDER AMOUNTING TO" "WE DON'T WANT ANY!" "£1 MILLION!" "A MILLION POUNDS?" "WELL..." "[NICELY] COME RIGHT IN." "WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF SAM." ""TO MAKE CERTAIN THIS MONEY BE RECEIVED" ""BY A WORTHY PERSON OF MILD TEMPERAMENT," ""THE BEARER OF THE DOCUMENT"" "THAT'S ME--"HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED TO DEDUCT" ""FROM THE TOTAL AMOUNT ANY SUM HE SEES FIT" "WHENEVER THERE'S ANY DISPLAY OF TEMPER."" "IN SHORT, WHENEVER YOU BLOW YOUR TOP," "YOU BLOW SOME DOUGH." "GET IT?" "PROCEED." "ALLOW ME TO BE YOUR MOST HUMBLE" "AND MILD-TEMPERED HOST." "OH, UH, SAM!" "PASS THE SALT, PLEASE!" "SALT?" "GET IT YOURSELF!" "UH-OH." "THAT'LL COST YOU ABOUT, UH..." "SALT?" "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?" "HERE'S YOUR SALT, BUNNY." "I HOPE YOU LIKE IT." "[MUTTERING]" "OH, UH..." "THE PEPPER, PLEASE." "PEPPER!" "OH, UH..." "YEAH, HEE HEE." "THE PEPPER." "COMING RIGHT UP." "[MUTTERING]" "PUT A ROOM ACROSS" "OH, SAM!" "OH, NO." "HOW ABOUT THE OLIVES?" "AAH..." "THAT DIRTY PERA-ALTA BAK-A-FLAPPIN'" "FILABUSTIN' GLOOM-A-BURTIN..." "[SPUTTERING]" "NOW, WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE SAYING?" "I LIKE YOU, RABBIT." "[KISS]" "I HEARD YOU IN THERE." "IT'LL COST YOU £300." "£300!" "400." "OOH!" "[MUFFLED SCREAMING]" "[SHOUTING]" "EH, I'M NOT SLEEPY." "I'LL HANG AROUND A WHILE." "GOOD NIGHT, SAM." "NIGHTY-NIGHT, BUNNY." "[MUTTERING]" "¶ I DREAM OF JEANNIE ¶" "¶ SHE'S A LIGHT BROWN HARE ¶" "¶ LA TE DE DA ¶" "¶ DA DA DA DE TA TA DE ¶¶" "STOP THAT MUSIC, YOU CRAZY ROCKIN' VARMINT RABBIT!" "WELL, THAT SHOULD BE WORTH £400." "HEE HEE!" "I WAS ONLY KIDDING." "HOW ABOUT SINGING ME TO SLEEP" "WITH THAT BRAHM'S LULLABY?" "WHAT DO YOU SAY, FRANKIE BOY?" "WELL, MAYBE." "[MARCHING BAND PLAYS]" "¶ DA DA DA DUM ¶" "¶ TA DA DA DA DA ¶" "¶ TA DUM TA DA ¶¶" "DO YOU LIKE IT?" "I LIKE IT." "I LIKE IT." "[MUTTERING]" "¶ LA DA DI DO DO DO ¶" "¶ LA DO DI DI ¶¶" "GET OUT OF THERE!" "HEY, YOU SPLATTER-SPATTIN' NASA-TRAPPERALL!" "I HEARD YOU." "IT'S GOING TO COST YOU £400." "OH!" "AND 35 SHILLINGS." "OOH!" "HEY, DOC, WHAT'S THAT SONG YOU'RE PLAYING?" "I LIKE IT." "DIRTY..." "[MUTTERING]" "IF THIS KEEPS UP," "I WON'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT." "I'LL GET RID OF HIM." "IT'LL LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT." "[SMIRKING]" "OH, MR. BUNNY!" "THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR FOR YOU." "TELL HIM TO COME BACK TOMORROW." "I'LL BE HERE ALL DAY." "WHAT?" "OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT!" "YOU'RE COMING OUT RIGHT NOW!" "OUT, OUT, OUT!" "[SCREAMING]" "[SPLASH]" "O.K., SAM, IT'S ALL YOURS." "WHY, YOU" "[SCREAMING]" "[SPLASH]" "WHEW!" "THE ALPS HAVE GOT NOTHING ON THESE STAIRS FOR CLIMBING." "OOP!" "[MUTTERING]" "I GOT IT LICKED, RABBIT." "I DON'T GET MAD NO MORE." "WATCH THIS." "SEE?" "HA HA HA!" "I CAN TAKE IT." "I HAVEN'T THE HEART TO TELL HIM" "HE'S USED UP ALL THE MONEY." "OOH, I HATES WISHING WELLS." "SEE HERE, MY GOOD FELLOW," "YOU'RE CREATING A BOTTLENECK IN THE LINE." "OH, YEAH?" "SEAWEED SAM DON'T TAKE" "THAT KIND OF TALK FROM NO FANCY PANTS!" "YIKES!" "YOU'VE UNPANTED ME." "FEEL A DRAFT, VARMINT?" "HA HA HA!" "WRETCH." "HAVE YOU NO COUTH?" "GREAT HORNY-TOADS." "IT FITS." "SO YOU'RE THE MAP-STEALING VARMINT" "WHO DONE RUN OFF WITH MY TREASURE MAP." "WELL, YOU GOT THREE SECONDS TO COUGH IT UP" "BEFORE I STUNT YOUR GROWTH." "TO HAVE MY WEAKNESS EXPOSED IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE." "WHAT IF I AM A COWARD?" "AT LEAST I'M A LIVE COWARD." "TAKE THE MAP." "NOW TO FIND THE TREASURE." "LET'S SEE NOW..." ""WALK 10 PACES NORTH, NORTHEAST." "1...2... 3... 4, 5, 6, 7... 8, 9... 10." "iARRIBA,ARRIBA,ARRIBA!" "iARRIBA!" "iANDELE!" "[WISHING WELL] OUCH!" "OUT, INFIDEL." "POLLUTE NOT MY WHOLESOME WELL." "iARRIBA,ARRIBA,ARRIBA!" "iARRIBA!" "iANDELE!" "[GRUNTING]" "WELL, GET OUT OF MY WAY!" "I'LL CATCH THAT RODENT VARMINT." "THE ONLY TWO THINGS A PIRATE WILL RUN FOR" "IS MONEY AND PUBLIC OFFICE." "iARRIBA!" "iANDELE!" "OOPS!" "I GOT IT!" "I GOT IT!" "I GOT IT!" "SLOW DOWN, YOU CANTANKEROUS CUSS!" "LET GO OF MY MAP, YOU DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS!" "HEY, BOSS, WATCH OUT FOR THE VOLCANO!" "HOT ROCKS!" "YOU'LL GET HOT FOOTS!" "OW!" "OW!" "OW!" "OW!" "AAH!" "OOH!" "YEOW!" "YEOW!" "[BLOWING ON THEIR FEET]" "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DONE, YOU FLEA-BRAINED VARMINT!" "YOU RUINED MY MAP!" "MAP?" "ONLY HE WHO HOLDS THE MAP" "IS POSSESSOR OF THE WELL." "THE ISLAND'S CHANGING BACK TO WHAT IT WAS!" "MAYBE THAT STUPID WELL'S GOT ONE MORE WISH LEFT IN IT." "I SUSPECT NOT." "HOW ABOUT JUST ONE TEENSY-WEENSY WISH?" "JUST ONE?" "THERE ARE SOME WISHES IN THE WELL." "IN TRUTH, THEY NUMBER THREE." "USE THESE THREE WISHES WISELY, FRIENDS," "FOR THEY ARE THE LAST THERE WILL BE." "DID YOU HEAR THAT, FELLAS?" "THE WELL HAS GRACIOUSLY CONSENTED" "TO GIVE US THREE MORE WISHES." "ISN'T THAT SWELL?" "iMARVELOUSOMENTE!" "YOU COULD WISH FOR E.T. TO GET HOME." "THREE WISHES." "THAT'S ONE APIECE." "SPEEDY CAN WISH THE FIRST ONE," "ME THE SECOND, SAM THE THIRD." "LISTEN." "MY STOMACH SHE IS GRUMBLING." "I WISH I HAD A BIG FAT BURRITO." "I NEVER SAW A BURRITO THAT LOOKED SO GOOD LIKE THIS." "HOW CAN YOU MAKE A STUPID WISH LIKE THAT?" "I WISH THAT BURRITO WOULD STICK ON YOUR DUMB NOSE." "FRIJOLE!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "TAKE HIM OFF QUICK!" "I CAN'T BREATHE NOTHING BUT BURRITO!" "WELL, SAM, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO." "USE THAT THIRD WISH TO GET THAT BURRITO OFF HIS NOSE." "IT'S THE ONLY HUMANE THING TO DO." "DON'T YOU THINK SO, SAM?" "SAM?" "SAM!" "TOO LATE, DUCK." "I ALREADY WISHED FOR A PIRATE SHIP." "AFTER I SINKS A CERTAIN PESKY RABBIT," "I'LL COME BACK AND PICK YOU UP!" "OOH, YOU'RE DESPICABLE!" "[WISHING WELL] AND NOW I SAY, WITHOUT THE JOKES..." "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC." "CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1995 WARNER BROS."