"Confucius: "The city is too crowded!" Disciples: "What can we do about it?"" "Confucius: "Make the people rich." Disciples: "What comes next after they are made rich?"" "2,000 years of poverty and struggles later," "It took a city named Taipei just 20 years to become one of the wealthiest cities in the world." "Life, plays, what's the difference?" "Popular personalities open doors, popular plays sell tickets." "My ideal is to create popular plays that sell a lot of tickets." " Is this your first comedy?" " Right!" "You were into post-modern abstraction before." "Why have you changed?" "I haven't." "An artist must reflect reality." "If you think Taipei is a post-modern comedy you don't understand... that's your problem." "Why are you doing comedy now?" "Because I am an optimist." "Everyone's having a good life." "Why spoil it?" "Aren't you just pandering to the box office?" "In this Utopia where everyone thinks alike..." "Guess what would I like to be if I weren't a playwright?" "Can't guess?" "A politician!" "I believe in democracy." "It's now a democratic society." "The box office is most democratic." "Buying a ticket is like voting." "My ultimate political belief is in equality." "What's equality?" "It means everyone thinks alike." "If everyone's taste is the same, my tickets will always sell." "There wouldn't be fist fights in the parliament." "Therefore, equality is not only for Taiwan, it's for the world!" "Do these words remind you of a certain Great Man?" "Some say your big hit stole the idea from a best-seller." "Why haven't you responded to this accusation?" "You look like a tragedy!" "Aren't you doing a comedy?" "Molly, you don't know a damn thing about art!" "All I need is one small favor to solve one of my many worries." "In your "Culture" business... you worry about publishing, records, soap operas... plus family affiliates." "You must have more worries than I do." "Birdy, The Big Shot deigns to visit us!" "You're premiering abroad soon." "May we sponsor it?" "Rumor says I plagiarized your husband's novel." "The press is on me." "So you admit it?" "Admit?" "What?" "Back then, nobody cared about...about..." "Intellectual property rights?" "Relax, I won't tell anyone." "People are jealous about success." "Your arrogance has made too many enemies." "Molly said your husband is a tough cookie." "What if he sues me, then I'd be finished." "No, he won't." "Molly, talk to your brother-in-law." "I've sent Qiqi." "You let one more person know!" "I have no secrets from Qiqi." "Should've done it yourself." "Your husband is not talking to me." "How come?" "For publishing his new book." "I said his recent work is too serious to sell, and he got mad." ""A Confucian Confusion" Real heavy stuff?" "He's changed his style." "Wasn't he into romantic love stories and idolized by college girls?" "She sports that pair of dimples and everyone adores her." "Have you talked to my brother-in-law about Birdy?" "I was busy, so I sent Feng." "Why her?" "She's new here, and it's urgent." "I have time now, I'll take care of it." "I hear your brother-in-law has moved out?" "So he's never home." "He's left my sister, so we must keep it quiet." "I was busy with those who got laid off." "Feng didn't have much to do, so I sent her on this errand." "Molly, why did you fire my assistants?" "I can't work without them!" "I am the senior Copywriter!" "How can I do creative work?" "Creativity is personal." "You should've told me first." "This company is a big mess." "Where's Birdy?" "Left?" "He's nuts." "What's between you two?" "It's rumored all over town this week." "Me and Birdy?" "what a joke!" "He's my old classmate!" "They must've seen us have lunch at Friday's." "Is it because he's hot right now?" "I worry about Akeem's reaction." "He's engaged to you, what if you were married?" "Akeem is in China." "Gossip will die quicker than his return." "Are you having affairs behind his back?" "Don't we need to socialize in our line of work?" "Who would dress like this in "our line of work?"" "No wonder the company is a mess." "Spare me, you should quit!" "Fine by me, I don't need this job!" "I knew you'd never learn!" "I told you not to talk about me and my husband." "And you let Qiqi and Birdy and everyone know!" "That dumb face of yours gives away everything you feel!" "Look at Qiqi, she sports those dimples however she feels, everyone adores her!" "She's most dangerous!" "If she leaves, so do our family secrets." "We are all emotionally attached..." "Please, don't quit." "All these years, we are emotionally attached." "Don't you feel emotion is becoming dangerous nowadays?" "Emotion has not only become an excuse, it can be faked!" "Take you for example, your innocence, loveliness, tenderness, vivacity..." "They all can be faked!" "Think about it." "Qiqi" "Larry" "You're early." "Seeing you in the morning brightens up my day." "How I'm captivated by your innocence, loveliness, tenderness, vivacity..." "Feng!" "Don't forget your meeting with Molly is at 2 p.m." "How's Molly's brother-in-law?" "What a weirdo!" "I was just there." "Did he sign for Birdy?" "He refused and threw me out!" "Sorry, I'll handle it from now on." "Didn't I hear he's a best-seller writer, a women's idol?" "He's more like Quasimodo!" "Really, I haven't met him." "What's his number?" "He has no phone." "His address?" "Next time, I'm in a rush today." "You're right, weird address!" "Thanks." "Hi, 2nd Auntie!" "When did you cut your hair?" "It's cut for that TV commercial." "Looks good, looks good." "Urgent!" "Call and tell Ming to have dinner with us, and his dad." "What for?" "I've found you a great job!" "Lunches and dinners." "Construction Inspectors." "Qiqi?" "Hearing your voice makes my day." "This is Liren!" "Hold on." "Hey, Ming!" "Let me take you to lunch..." "I have no time for you." "I'm working." "Wang Xiaoming speaking." "I'm busy, what is it?" "I don't want to go." "Stay away from 2nd Auntie." "What kind of new job?" "Hold on..." "Can I help you?" "His job was 25 days behind schedule." "I allowed him the excuse of bad weather for all but 7 days." "I've done my best." "At NT$800,000 a day, the fine comes to 5.6 million!" "That's why he's begging me to write off the rest." "It's that simple!" "I feel sorry for him." "Sympathy can't help his bankruptcy." "Jesus loves you." "But, why is he turning to you?" "He must know, in the office, only I can get along with you." "Jesus loves you, and so do I." "That's my number on it, call me tonight!" "Amen!" "Me and Birdy!" "They say we're lovers." "Akeem would die of laughing." "Your sister believed it?" "Those ladies, what else to do besides shopping and hair styling." "They're projecting their own fantasies onto others." "Naturally." "How about tonight?" "Got to eat with Ming's old man." "I couldn't find you last night!" "My phone battery was down." "It wouldn't be if you want to see me." "Were you with Ming?" "It's having problems, time to get a new one." "Time to get a new boyfriend." "See my sister and brother-in-law?" "They used to be as sticky as you two." "Is your brother-in-law like Ming?" "His astrology cards read a "Flower" and a "Rat."" "And he'll be hit by a car like a rat." "Luckily, Ming has no "Flower" appeal." "But you do!" "Anyone admire you at work?" "You think so?" "You know better than I do." "Has Larry ever come on to you?" "Larry?" "Isn't he married?" "Why did he recommend Feng to us?" "Feng's okay, kind of quiet." "Why doesn't she ever greet him in the office?" "Few Chinese don't understand this reasoning..." "Akeem's worried." "Tell Akeem I need more funds to carry on." "I did not know you were marrying Akeem so he could support you." "No one is forcing him!" "If he doesn't invest in the company, my dad would do it." "I don't want to think what you will do with the power from this marriage." "But, Akeem still insists." "These profits don't justify additional funding." "Fine by me, tell him." "I don't give a damn either!" "Really?" "These financial statements show not just a company's financial condition." "They also reveal your lost self." "Your ambitions are quite apparent." "So people blame your weaknesses, they say you are headstrong." "Of course, I do not think so." "You just lack the social experience." "By being engaged in the arts, you will have a unique style." "Now that it is a global society, there is no consensus." "A person cannot be greatly dissimilar to others." "Well, take Qiqi for example." "If she was a culture product, it would be so succesful." "People like her." "People feel happy to see her." "Why?" "Because Chinese people value Emotion above all." "She represents the ideal person." "Always full of sunshine, making people happy and warm." "You see, as long as it is related to the emotions of people   be it a movie or novel." "It will sell." "From your sister's TV show to your brother-in-law's romantic books." "They are all examnples." "So this "culture" industry of your sisters  is a gold mine since it sells with hundreds of thousands." "Of course, the emotional approach has other benifits as well." "It 's a social lubricant and enhances harmony in groups." "It makes us more flexible." "So, forigners can never compete with us in business." "They only care about "regulations" and "laws" nothing "emotional"." "Everyone ends up needing to see a mental healt professional." "They don't understand, just like money, emotion is also an investment." "Take friendship for instance  It's a long term investment like stocks or savings." "Family is another kind of investment." "Like you an Akeem." "Do you know what this "culture" bussiness is like?" "All these high risk, high return investments.... ... is like love." "You don't follow?" "Few Chinese don't understand this reasoning." "perhaps you are too eccentric." "You must be lonely." "Your good at psychoanalysis." "Akeem won't be back until next week..." "What are you doing after work?" "I'll swing by to pick you up." "Hello?" "Akeem!" "I thought you were in Xi'an." "Fuck Xi'an." "I'm at Taipei Airport." "Enough Terra-cotta Army and Karaoke with the cadres." "So I just split early." "If you have cash, you have a reservation, that's China." "Come meet me in the office." "Don't let Molly know that I'm back." "You'd better call Molly." "Taipei's a small town." "She'll soon find out." "I'll be right over." "Molly, long-distance call from Akeem." "Tell Feng she's fired." "She can leave now." "Why are you back?" "I thought it was next week." "Me?" "I'm fine." "Tonight?" "No, I already have plans!" "Let's meet tomorrow for breakfast, okay?" "Don't, Feng!" "Let's go." "It's tough to be an actor waiting for a break." "Staying here wouldn't help you in that respect." "Could you go back to teaching art to children?" "I know, you could audition for Birdy!" "I went to school with him..." "Hi, Akeem." "A shower, clean clothes, and Taipei feels great." "Let me do it." "So what's with you and Molly?" "What...do you mean?" "I heard in Xi'an that Molly's having an affair." "Why ask me about it?" "Didn't you say you'd look into her books during my China trip?" "Has she been acting strange lately?" "How would I know?" "I don't see her often enough." "Does this rumor... bother you at all?" "Bother me?" "Larry, we have the most advanced marriage arrangement." "It retains traditional virtue." "It also respects modern personal freedom." "Like Taiwan and China, we are now "one country, two governments."" "No cohabitation, no sex, no fights." "After unification, we are "one country, two systems."" "You study Chinese politics for your financial investment, not for your conversational skills." "You sound like an idiot." "You really don't mind Molly having an affair?" "Any plans after work?" "I have a date with..." "Mo..." "Mo..." "My daughter at home." "The wife's in Hong Kong shopping." "Join me for a drink when your kid goes to bed, okay?" "We'll see..." "I didn't expect to see you here." "How stupid I was." "While I was reading your financial statements, I was moved." "Because I read from them your innermost passions." "I must say I intimately share this mutual feeling with you." "This intimacy is really precious." "I'm sure you must feel the same." "I've just fired Feng." "I'm sorry, I recommended someone who..." "Young people today don't work hard enough." "Where shall we go?" "Taipei's a big place, isn't it?" "Let's have dinner at this..." "Japanese restaurant in Rokujo-dori." "Oh, a tiny alleyway?" "Somewhere you take Feng a lot?" "What do you mean?" "You think that I've been..." "You suspect..." "Look, you're nervous!" "Let me off!" "You don't trust me!" "Don't get uptight, I just want to know you better." "Shall we have dinner?" "What if I tell Akeem about this?" "The Chief kept me for a talk after work." "What a great country this is!" "Such prosperity!" "For twenty years..." "I've witnessed its progress step by step." "Now I can sit back and relish it." "Your generation is the luckiest of all." "Do sit down." "Thanks, Chief." "Very few young men are as upright as you nowadays." "You need backbone to be a civil servant." "Hey, join us for dinner." "I'd like you to meet some of my friends." "You should be learning how we live." "Sorry, Chief." "I must have dinner with my father." "Alright, let's make it another evening." "Your father...wasn't he with the Finance Ministry?" "Well, yes." "How did you know, sir?" "Liren and you...seem to get along?" "What did that old fucker say to you?" "You look like shit!" "Nothing much." "It must be about me, right?" "He meant well, and worries that... you don't get along with the others." ""Clean water breeds no fish."" "Limits your career prospects." "What does he want, shoals of fish in dirty water?" "I'm fine!" "Skip his wine and dine, come with me." "I'll show you what a good time is." "I've got to eat with Qiqi... and my father." "Next time then." "Why do you still look like shit?" "The old bastard knew that... my dad did time for embezzlement." "Is that so?" "I wonder what he meant." "I'll take you to Birdy's tomorrow." "Have a good rest, so you look your best." "See you!" "Why are you so late?" "The Chief kept me for a talk." "You know what?" "Molly flipped out and fired Feng!" "It's ridiculous!" "Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Memorial Hall, please." "I have to pick up the pieces, as usual." "Don't you know her by now?" "She thinks I'll solve everything." "What's this dinner about?" "2nd Auntie has found me a job... with an old friend of your father's." "What kind of a job can she come up with?" "Why a new job?" "Did you complain to her about Molly?" "She's trying to please you." "Me?" "She's not finding me a job." "Wouldn't a good job for me please you?" "She never looks sincere to me." "You can't judge a book by its cover." "Now I know her better." "She's quite lovely." "Lovely?" "Don't I know my father's taste?" "She means well." "You must show a little courtesy." "They have to face people." "We all have to face people, what an excuse!" "Your parents divorced nearly 20 years ago." "You should help heal wounds." "Qiqi." "This new PR job is an extremely challenging one." "You'll be dealing with Taiwanese, Mainland Chinese... and Uncle Ke's Japanese partners." "He dealt with the Japanese when I was at the Ministry." "Ming, do you remember?" "Who knows what you were up to then?" "Ke, my future daughter-in-law doesn't need my sales pitch." "My recommendations always work." "Let's drink to that!" "Thank you." "Sorry, Ke, I can't drink." "I'll have tea." "It's his heart... arteries rather." "Doctor's orders." "No more booze." "She keeps me strictly teetotal." "I've been a sober restaurateur." "You're lucky." "Without her, this restaurant would fold." "A chinese banquet without booze... is like dating a girl without..." "Without what?" "Getting service?" "This is a service industry." "This tastes awful." "I'll check the kitchen." "He is a good cook." "I taught him well." "I don't want them to fall out over me and fight like this." "It's okay." "Thank you for everything, Auntie." "Every day we must put on a smile just to survive." "But sometimes, we must be youthful too." "You can't get anywhere in life otherwise." "Don't worry, Ming will eventually know that I have good intentions." "Try telling him that." "Don't do that, it'll make it worse." "It will only seem like you are making excuses." "You will be called a liar if you're truthful." "It just doesn't seem fair." "That's the price we Chinese have to pay in order to be so popular." "You'll soon learn." "You must break the news to Molly about leaving." "A real friend should understand." "This new job has better potential." "I told you, I can't leave Molly now." "The company's a mess, she needs my help!" "Jump off the boat before you go down with it." "Why all the complaints if you're happy there?" "2nd Auntie got you a new job because of your complaints." "Everyone complains sometimes." "I never do." "I have a steady job because I don't complain." "With my steady job, we can afford to take chances." "You can be more outgoing and build our social connections." "It's for our future." "With Molly, you can't even ask for a raise, for it may damage your friendship." "She's from a rich family, but we have to make every penny." "Is friendship worth only some extra pay?" "You're too sentimental." "You worked with the arty folks for too long." "Look at the two sisters." "They force-feed the public with tasteless ads and soap operas." "Run charity bashes to make their family look altruistic." "So they can make more money later." "If the public was so gullible," "Taiwan wouldn't be doing so well!" "We'd probably still be arming to "Recover the Mainland!"" "Between these ads and the old political propaganda, what's the difference?" "Of course there's a difference!" "Our work has idealism too." "You're just being nasty." "It's common folks' opinion." "You're too biased to see Molly's idealism." " I've nothing against her." " I'm crushed between you two." "If she's wrong, I say so!" "You said nothing about the wrongs at work, what's your principle?" "It's not the same!" "Face it, you'll have to leave Molly one day." "You've got to be on your own." "This is the time to do it." "At first, it wasn't my idea to work for her." "You said I'd have more security with her." "Now you say the opposite, what's your principle?" "Tonight you despised Auntie's enthusiasm." "Now you like what she did." "I have no other principle except one:" "What's good for our future!" "This is for your own good!" "First, quit picking on Molly if you mean that." "I'm not picking on her." "I'm stuck between you two." "She's the one who turned against me first." "But you threatened to hit her." "Did I hit her?" "Did I?" "No!" "She's the one who provoked it." "Why is she having you stay over all the time?" "Remember we had a fight, and I went to her place to hide from you?" "Let's settle this thing between you and Molly first, okay?" "New job or not, it's all meaningless." "From now on, stay out of me and Molly." "I'll take care of it." "Ming..." "You know me well enough I never meant any harm." "A big town like Taipei." "We ended up going nowhere and ran out of gas." "Molly, there's absolutely nothing between me and Feng." "You're insulting my integrity behaving like this." "You can't do this!" "Would you please take me home?" "The "Feed-her-to-death" policy:" "A feast that starves." "Larry, thank heavens you're here!" "Your boss is drunk again." "And he keeps asking for "Molly."" "I said we have a Mary, a Nancy, a Lucy... but no Molly, then he got mad." "Goddamnit, I'm spending money and they still laugh at me." "I've spent enough to buy out this joint." "I'm not a government construction project!" "Try to bleed me dry?" "These women are all the same." "None has a heart." "Larry, didn't you say money and emotion are interchangeable?" "How much must I spend to buy some love?" "I want Molly." "MOLLY!" "Keep your voice down." "In China, I heard Molly's having an affair." "I was so hurt!" "Larry, who the hell is screwing Molly?" "Am I the biggest joke in town?" "Talk about losing face, all China's talking about it." "Wipe your face!" "Pull yourself together!" "Have you forgotten my Master Plan?" "My famous "Feed-her-to-death" policy?" "What ever she wants, we give it to her, till her stomach bursts." "It's been going rather well." "I suggested giving her a company for your engagement." "It not only silenced her complaints, it fed her ego and starved her brains." "Now the company's a mess." "You pull the plug on her, no one will blame you." "This kills all her excuses for being independent." "The time has come to sentence her to life." "Sounds like one of those dissidents." "It serves her right for sure." "Do you know she even made passes at me?" "Did you..." "I'm a married man!" "Just tell her you're closing the company." "Then you're home free, it's that simple." "Meanwhile, I'll try to find out who that asshole is." "Leave it to me!" "There's a good boy." "Larry, you're so kind to me." "What would I do without you?" "Don't leave me!" "Don't you worry, I'll always look out for you." "We're emotionally attached!" "I just walked in." "Qiqi, it's your commercial!" "You're downstairs?" "I'll come right down." "You just got home!" "Molly wants me." "Ritta Ti, it's been an honor to have you as our guest." "This has been No.38 in our series of "Classic Model Women."" "Before we go, don't forget our love signs." "Two by two, farewell loneliness." "Two by two, smile on the road to victory." "Join us same time next week." "One hour's viewing brings a full week's hope." "What a bargain." "How did Feng take it?" "I managed to calm her down." "What did she do to make you fire her?" "How's my brother-in-law?" "I didn't go, I was comforting Feng." "Feng said he is hard to deal with, true?" "He's okay." "He's just recently flipped out." "Otherwise, my sister would've married Akeem, not him." "They used to be a model couple." "Yes, you told me." "So, Akeem's father settled for me as a replacement." "I kind of like his books... especially when I'm low." "He's like his books." "Has a certain mythical charm." "Too bad they no longer sell." "Or we wouldn't have fallen out because of it." "Where shall we go?" "Can Feng be discreet about all this?" "I suppose so." " Mom." " What's wrong?" "Nothing." "It's written all over your face!" "Who's looking for me?" "Liren called and said he's waiting for you at a pub." " What's a pub?" " A place for fun." " Clean fun or dirty fun?" " Knock it off, Uncle." "I'd like to go." "Stop it, who else?" "This man with a baby girl." "Didn't say who he was." "He said he'd be back later." "What's he look like?" "He wears the kind of permanent smile... like your father's old colleagues in the ministry." "Doesn't ring a bell at all." "How's your father?" "How would I know?" "Haven't seen him in ages." "You should go visit him sometimes." "He's getting old." "He'll feel lonely and sad." "I have nothing to say to him." "He never cared about us." "That's not very nice to say." "As a matter of fact, you're becoming more like him." "The ball-game is on!" "Let's go!" "Uncle, your age!" "Jealous?" "Compared with me, you're a weakling!" "All these years dating only Qiqi." "I never had less than two on the go!" "Your model planes?" "You brought 'em out, you put 'em back." "The NBA is on." "Mr. Wang..." "Please have pity on my little girl." "The contractor went to your house with his daughter to win your tears?" "He's bankrupt, so he's useless." "Who's gonna help him?" "But what about your conscience?" "Could I be a bureaucrat if I had a conscience?" "You think we're the crusaders?" "Don't be fooled into imitating them." "You're like my dad, why do you all think I'm imitating the others?" "What's wrong with being like all the others?" "To be like the others is the best way to evade responsibility." "Didn't you know?" "Seems like I'm with your old man on this one." "How come you get along with me but not with him?" "All right, I'll give that guy a break." "I'll alter the report as you suggested." "Piece of cake, relax." "You'll soon realize I'm not an oddball." "Times have changed!" "You think you're serving the Qing Dynasty?" "Where's Feng?" "Who cares?" "The poor girl just got fired today." "My conscience again, right?" "I'm not in love with her." "What's the matter?" "Don't be sad, Feng." "I've lost my contact lens." "So you can't see?" "It's okay." "Leaving?" "So soon?" "Got to work in the morning, how about you?" "Sorry, I didn't mean that..." "You should rest." "Aren't you auditioning for Birdy?" "This is the subject we artists like to discuss the most." "You're blind." "I'll call you a cab." "Didn't you study acting?" "I live nearby, let's walk a bit." "Is Qiqi just as quiet and tender in private?" "Sorry, I shouldn't have asked." "It's alright..." "Don't get me wrong." "This is the subject we artists like to discuss the most." "We need to dig deep into human emotions in our profession, in order to develop our performances, so that we can touch the audience." "I suppose, Qiqi and I are like any other couple." "First we fall in love." "Then it changes into something else, once the thrill's gone." "It sure does." "At first, she was my ideal companion for life." "But now, I sense that... she's been through some changes but I can't tell what they are." "No way I could ask her." "She wouldn't say, either." "Talking like this is so moving." "Were you in a hurry to get home?" "My roommate's out tonight." "Wanna come over?" "It will do you good to talk." "Why not?" " I thought you lived nearby?" " Yes." "Who was he?" "A friend." "I've been calling you all night." "I was worried sick." "I couldn't find you either." "Where have you been?" "I needed to talk to someone." "You never care about me, anyway." "What do you mean?" "Didn't I find you the job?" "It's not my fault that she fired you." "How did you know I was fired?" "Did she tell you that?" "What...what do you mean?" "She...who's...what she..." "Who was that guy?" "Why won't you tell me?" "Why was he seeing you home?" "Are you going nuts?" "Is this an interrogation?" ""Hurt no one, but always cover your back."" "Haven't you heard this old teaching from Confucius?" "Then let me ask you about Molly!" "Who told you I was fired?" "I just heard." "From Qiqi?" "Right." "Bullshit, she was with me this afternoon." "You said it, I didn't." "Well, many people know about it." "What's this me and Molly shit?" "Let's drop it!" "Okay?" "Molly's not little league, you dig?" "If you did make a play for her... besides firing me, she'd be on your ass." "Probably she'll trap you in her car, grill you about me." "Of course you'd deny it." "She'd just kick you out of the car." "Would others suspect the same about me and Molly?" "You're safe, she's having a thing with Birdy." "Everyone knows except you." "What's wrong?" "What are you nervous about?" "Molly?" "You must be kidding!" "I've spent years working on Akeem." "Am I stupid enough to go after his broad?" "Akeem worries about losing you." "No one is as stupid as him, at least not Molly." "How would she let you get between her and Akeem?" "You're through if she tells him you tried seducing her." "If so...how could I stop her?" "Start a rumor on her first." "Some sex scandal or financial crisis would do." "That'll kill her credibility." "They call you an "ideas man"?" "God, you know so well about "covering one's back."" "The real horror is Qiqi." "How could she be so close to Molly if she isn't?" "With her dimples, it's hard to discredit her with rumors." "Don't you get along with her?" "Why not?" "She has the best connections going." "I never knew you were so good at this." "It comes natural for us artists." "We know more about money and emotion than you." "We work on people's minds." "I'm always on your side, and you still doubted me." "Feng, I feel so ashamed." "Do you know what I've always suspected?" "I feared that you used me as a fast lane to rich folks like Akeem." "This is really shameful." "Don't be silly." "Hold me." "When fakes are more real than the real." "Go to bed." "You're not at work." "It's okay." "Sorry for dragging you out here so late at night." "You make me feel guilty about it." "Please don't." "I was just wondering..." "Why am I so popular?" "You're lucky." "What if others think I've just faked it?" "Look at me!" "I couldn't even fake it if I tried." "Molly, I worry about you." "The company is..." "You're damn right, what a headache!" "I may as well quit, sit and relax for a change." "Do you mean it?" " What do you mean by..." " Never mind." "There are more and more things you're not telling me." "We weren't like this before." "Give me a break, will you?" "I have truckloads of hassles every day." "You want me to share them all with you?" "How was China?" "Scary, people everywhere." "How's Taipei?" "The same, people everywhere too." "Why are you back early?" "No special reason." "I'm depressed." "Another one depressed!" "Never seen you depressed since childhood." "Trying to prove you've grown up." "Larry tells me that... your company is in bad shape, right?" "So?" "Got to keep it going." "How do you feel about our wedding date?" "You decide." "Or leave it to our parents." "They always decide everything." "Doesn't it mean anything to you at all?" "Since day one you were never ready to marry, right?" "Who says?" "See?" "Since you liked to work, we decided to let you work." "Until you were so tired you couldn't go on." "Don't get me wrong!" "That's not what I mean." "I can't do a thing like that, you know." "That's too low a blow, really." "What do you want?" "I feel... between us, we should try to nurture some..." "Love." "What's wrong with us now?" "We don't even fight." "You want us to fight like Qiqi and Ming?" "But are we ready to get married?" "Ready or not, we're going to." "Okay, I'll stop talking." "No, that's not the point!" "Are you listening?" "Okay, I'll continue to support your company." "I know it'll make you happy." "Then perhaps some love will flower between us, right?" "For God's sake, what does this silence mean?" "Is this your personal seal?" "You must be a writer." "Are these manuscripts of yours?" "Just deliver your mail!" "Feng?" "Sorry, I'm tied up, can we meet this afternoon?" "Let's meet at Birdy's." "You know where it is?" "Good!" "I'm Molly's assistant." "I need to have you sign a clearance." "I've told you people I don't care." "Do what you want with those books." "But there are procedures to be followed." "I'm under siege, each one is prettier than the last." "You think that smile you wear works every time?" "You can't teach me to suck eggs." "You're like the bad books I wrote." "All full of happiness, everyone fell for it." "And no one reads useful books like this." "Who cares if someone plagiarizes that old junk?" "Please get out!" "Come back if you want to learn how to wipe off that smile." "Why are you suddenly taking me to lunch?" "Akeem?" "He learned that my company's a mess." "He was going to close it down." "Doesn't bother me." "Why are you taking me to lunch?" "Because..." "I..." "We had a fight last time." "It puts Qiqi in an awkward position." "I should be..." "I felt..." "I should take the initiative to patch things up." "Come on, we're old friends, it's cool." "That's great!" "I've been..." "Qiqi's been worried." "If I close the company..." "My sister can run the whole show herself, right?" "Then you could afford to stay at home and..." "Nothing's wrong with that!" "Many people do!" "Akeem's sisters-in-law all do." "That's why my sister's marriage fell apart, you know?" "Because she works non-stop." "Sorry." "I thought your plan to marry Akeem was kind of..." "Didn't you wish to have your own..." "space... and... a career?" "My marriage plan is fine." "My sister was supposed to marry Akeem at first." "Then she fell in love." "Look how her marriage finally ended up." "Gee...your thoughts are interesting..." "I didn't realize that..." "You go first." "No, go ahead." "There's something Qiqi wants to tell you but doesn't know how." "What's there to know about Qiqi?" "No, never mind." "Yeah, we've been friends for so long." "She has found a very good job, but is reluctant to let you know." "Since you're closing the company, it's time to..." " Go on." " No, your turn." "I guess it's inevitable." "If it's better for her future, I can only be happy for her." "Molly, I must admit..." "I never thought you were..." "such a generous person." "I'm ashamed." "Molly, I'm sorry." "Look, the three of us, plus Birdy, really go back." "Qiqi even met you through me, remember?" "Shit, it's taking too long." "The damn place is packed." "Molly, your sister just called." "She wants you urgently at the TV studio." "I found your brother-in-law." "Who's in charge between you and Ming?" "It depends." "Time for lunch?" "As a friend for all these years..." "If something bugs me, I'd tell you straight, right?" "Right!" "You must have your own ideas." "Maybe different from mine, but you can be open about it." "Tell me what's on your mind, please." "Your smile may charm others." "The more you smile, the less I understand." "Would I stop you from looking for another job?" "Why do you think I'd stop you?" "I met Ming for lunch." "Yes, Ming, he..." "No, no, Molly, you know..." "Qiqi, I feel I don't know you at all!" "I'm your friend." "Why can't you tell me how you really feel?" "Now is your chance to speak up." "You have assumed everything, what can I say to change matters?" "Shit, this is too much!" "Go ahead and do whatever you feel is right." "Anybody home?" "Is Larry here yet?" "No?" "Where's Molly?" "At the TV studio with her sister." "What's up?" "I need to talk to you." "What about?" "It's about Molly." "Did she agree to close the company?" "You didn't tell her?" "Why hesitate?" "I did tell her..." "What's her reaction?" "She refused?" "No, I decided to... keep funding her." "More funding?" "You are sick upstairs!" "I did my best for you to set her up, and you..." "It's your money, Akeem!" "If my idea's no good, get someone else." "Please, don't be upset!" "That's below the belt." "You're such a softy!" "You'll never take over from your father." "What's in it for me then?" "Shit, my most ingenious strategy is below the belt!" "Do it yourself if you want classier ideas." "Don't be like that, I'm sorry." "I need your help, please tell me how." "Good boy." "Listen, there's still time to give it to Molly straight." "Where is Molly?" "She's at the TV studio." "Know a guy named Birdy?" "Sure, why?" "It's him." "I found it out." "Good work, huh?" "What about him?" "He and Molly..." "Yeah, they're schoolmates." "He and Molly have a thing going." "Birdy?" "That wimpy artist?" "Impossible!" "Of course you can't tell." "But Molly's your woman, not mine." "If you don't mind, well and good." "I'll kick the motherfucker's brains in!" "Cool it, will you?" "Why are you so excitable?" "Don't ever underestimate people in the arts." "They work on your emotions, fuck with your mind." "Today, he works on Molly's emotions." "Tomorrow?" "It'll be your money!" "For now, don't get worked up, don't confront him." "The angrier you feel, the broader you smile." "I'll figure out a way to ruin him." "Now, just pretend you know nothing about it." "For publicity, artists try anything to be different." "They propagate sex and violence like venereal diseases." "They paint our society with exaggerated pessimism." "They turn a sorry word ART into a ghastly word like AIDS." "Luckily, the sun always shines... on our marriages and our emotional health." "Our special guest, Master Birdy." "We await your new play." "It's titled: "AH!" It's a meeting... between "Amen" and "Om"." "Thank you for this interview." "So finally you got Birdy on your show." "What's so urgent?" "It's too important to talk here!" "Master, time to head back." "The play is still in pieces?" "Stop making comments, you know nothing about theater." "Everyone's ready for the rehearsal." "Why don't you go back first and tell them to wait." "Come on, take a walk, alright?" "That's a good girl." "Your assistant is cute." "She has a crush on you, can't you tell?" "You're kidding." "Is she too young, too short, or what?" "Stop it, Molly." "The more you misjudge me, the more alone I feel." "Boy, this play has really screwed you up." "Come on, cheer up." "Maestro!" "Long time no see." "I heard you're big time now." "Too big for this talk show, even." "I thought you were in China." "He just got back." "Larry says I'm too excitable." "He tells me to be mature and patient." "Bite my ass!" "Stop it or I'll sue you!" "This is all on tape!" "Great!" "I'll buy the airtime to show it!" "Lucky for them there were no journalists present." "Why?" "I've barred them." "The press has got wind of my separation." "How'd it happen?" "What can we do now?" "First, find him and appear in public with me." "This will kill the rumor." "Why do you need me?" "Was it Qiqi that blabbed?" "If so, I know how to fix it." "I'm not her keeper!" "How am I supposed to know?" "You always confide in her." "Can't stand the loneliness?" "Come on, the real problem is your separation!" "If you'd married Akeem, would this happen?" "Now I have to marry Akeem, isn't it your fault?" "Even Birdy's beaten up." "Take a good look at yourself!" "You can fool viewers with a smiling face, but not yourself!" "My ratings prove how the public appreciates my sincerity!" "It only proves how many out there are as empty as you!" "And you are making them worse." "Artists..." "You're the one that's lonely!" "You fuck with the mind, I'll do it to your body." "That was better exercise than jogging and golf." "Got to tell Larry to drop that maturity bullshit." "This is not an army boot camp." "He's like a drill sergeant." "What if Birdy sues you?" "Let him try!" "I'm ready!" "He was molesting my wife, invading my property!" "You all witnessed it!" "Well, does it sound right?" "I figured this one out myself." "Not bad, huh?" "Relax, Akeem." "I'll marry you for sure." "Won't be no independence bullshit." "Before we marry, make damn sure of this." "Two can play the game!" "What's eating her?" "Poor thing, you all need my touch." "Why are you closing her company?" "I'm not!" "All I was trying to tell her was... to give ourselves a little time to nurture some affection." "Otherwise, people will always look down on us, right?" "Wonder what would happen if I married you." "I'm so lonely." "So am I." "But the loneliness makes us value the warmth of caring." "You can come to me if you need someone." "Don't laugh at me, please." "How does it feel to be in love?" "Democracy and Choices Do you know what you really want?" ""By the people, for the people, of the people."" ""Of the people" means the government is the real private company." "Liren, step into my office." "What brings you here, Qiqi?" "Haven't seen you lately." "Ming!" "What is it?" "Molly and I had..." "Let's talk outside." "She's not a friend if she's so suspicious!" "This is my office!" "Is this being considerate?" "What's happened to our mutual understanding?" "Is it worth going on?" "You weren't like this before!" "I never expressed my opinion, not that I agreed with you." "Are you ready to express it?" "Great!" "Choose between me and Molly!" "Simple enough?" "Democratic enough?" "Choose!" "You don't even know what you want, you deserve no rights!" "Qiqi!" "What's your choice?" "What's wrong?" "What's the matter?" "Fuck you!" "You hypocrite!" "Liren is to be prosecuted." "Forging documents, taking bribes." "Without Liren... my ideas can be better implemented." "I asked him to be lenient on that contractor, sir!" "Okay, okay." "Don't be silly, young man!" "In other words, the whole department set Liren up." "What do you mean "set up," silly boy?" "Anyhow, forget it." "Happy days are ahead of us." "You've been hand-picked by me." "I've always had an eye for talent." "Stop, stop, stop!" "Freeze!" "It's not right!" "Totally wrong!" "What is wrong, director?" "It was much better yesterday!" "What did we add today?" "Nothing, it's exactly the same!" "Then why does it feel so different?" "Someone must have got in!" "I've locked all the doors." "It's not right!" "How is the play?" "Good." "Will it sell?" "Yes." "A Confused Confucius" "I'm not here for that clearance letter..." "I don't mean to trouble you, and you don't need to answer me, but..." "Can you give me the titles of your recent books?" "I can find them myself." "They are not published." "I'm not pretending to be..." "No one understands me." "No one can help me..." "I've lost all my friends." "That's what Molly did to me too." "If she can't face her own problems, how can she deal with yours?" "I can see rough rides ahead for her." "No one's able to help." "You can take these home to read." ""Self-Help Guide for Artists"" "Based on my own experiments." "It shows artists how to live frugally." "The best ways to fight commercial pressure." "This is my research lab." "No TV, no phones, no air conditioner, no taxis." "Guess how much I spend in a month?" "Around 25 bucks!" "You should also read this one." "Got rejected this morning." ""A CONFUCIAN CONFUSION"" "It's about the reincarnation of Confucius." "He comes back to this society he created." "He's surprised to find he's become Mr. Popular." "Everybody respects him and wants to learn from him." "Then he realizes what everyone wishes to learn... are the tricks of his successful put-on job." "No one believes he's for real." "And he can't explain for himself." "For his explanation is also taken as a put-on." "His popularity also wins him many enemies." "They ruin him with rumors." "Then what happens?" "An astrologer tells him... he has the fate of a "flower" and a "rat."" "The "flower" aspect explains his popularity." "But the "rat" makes him a disgraceful survivor." "Even if he kills himself, he'll be reincarnated... to relive the same fate repeatedly." "How hopeless." "I used to be like him." "I could write a best-seller in three days." "I was supporting my whole family." "Molly's sister was my classmate." "Her family arranged her marriage." "We had a tough fight against it." "She's here to read my new books." "You're incorrigible!" "You and your young women." "She's fallen asleep over them." "Is it warm enough to sleep here?" "I'm very happy here." "You're not taking care of yourself." "I could have come helped you." "Why aren't you at work?" "I'm sorry, I've quit." "Oh, I didn't know." "Well, you can leave now." "Thanks for your patience." "Why must I leave just because you said so?" "Of course you're welcome to stay." "Can I get you something to drink?" "It reminds me of your student digs..." "Books everywhere..." "Non-stop music..." "Like floating clouds and babbling brooks." "The first time I went to your place... you let me read the books you wrote." "I sat there reading," "like Qiqi just did." "But things are all different now." "Back then you were like your books, gentle and caring, full of optimism and energy." "Now you try to be different." "You write to despair people." "Do you know how much this has hurt me?" "That astrologer was right:" "your "flower" appeal." "So you always attract pretentious little girls like Qiqi." "Are you hiding from death in this hole as in your "rat" aspect?" "Remember the traffic accident he predicted?" "Did you come here to remind me?" "I'm taking some journalists to dinner." "They've heard that we're separated." "Want me to play the husband with you?" "Sorry, I can't." "If this rumor reaches my audience and your readers... it can be devastating." "We're not divorced, and I'm sure you'll come back to me." "If only I could be like the Prodigal Son?" "I'm like my books, and you your TV show." "We're moving in opposite directions." "You actually inspired my TV show, remember?" "Your optimism and liveliness lightened up my life." "I wanted to share it with the world." "My show's success is proof of my faith in you." "Doesn't it only prove how empty their souls are?" "They need cures more than comfort!" "Why else would they be so interested in our separation?" "You should be more sympathetic of their being so fragile." "It cannot be strengthened by your hypocritic cosmetic optimism." "They'll keep rotting from within." "Those rosy books I wrote did just that, like drugs and opium!" "I'm responsible!" "Are you being responsible?" "Your bleak, sick new books are a cure?" "My TV show gives them a lift." "Your books terrify readers with crime and death." "Is this your idea of a cure?" "If you had found the cure... you wouldn't be this miserable!" "You should try practicing what you preach." "Go kill someone, or get killed." "Get run over, or fatally ill!" "Betray a friend, commit suicide or adultery." "How can you see the world... and think you're the reincarnated Confucius... by hiding in this hole?" "Is this not hypocrisy?" "You'll receive retribution for this!" "I don't mean to hurt you." "You're walking into a cul-de-sac." "You'll find the world has moved on without you." "It doesn't even need you." "So, one day you'll come back to me." "I'll be waiting all my life." "I'll figure out something else to quiet the journalists." "Cul-de-sac..." "Retribution..." "Ming, looking for your dad?" "Yes." "I'll fetch him." " Have a seat." " Never mind." "Where is he?" "He was right here." "Where did he go?" "He was sitting here." "Then I went to fetch you." "He didn't say a word." "I didn't expect him here." "Stupid cow, he must have needed me for a reason!" "If only we had met each other much earlier..." "Acting is just like faking, everyone knows how to do it!" "Good actors are always good fakers!" "Don't answer that phone." "Concentrate on our business..." "No, I mean our work..." "Yes, our work." "Hold on." "Why are you back?" "There's someone named Larry asking for you." "I was avoiding that call, big help!" "I left something here." "Can't you look for it tomorrow?" "I'd like to update the script." "It's all done, isn't it?" "Why dressed up so pretty?" "Not afraid of the rapist cab-driver?" "Do you really think I'm pretty?" "God, this is getting corny!" "I can help auditioning the new girl." "It's all done." "Go on home now." "I'll add a female lead." "Another?" "You've added seven!" "This is my decision!" "You're being fooled by her!" "You're worse than my mother!" "See you in the morning!" "You artists!" "Like those movie people!" "Silly girl." "Where were we?" "Am I really getting a lead role?" "Didn't I say so?" "You'll be the leading lady." "She'll be marrying some rich guy once she's made it!" "You were telling me about your childhood, so sad." "Tell me more, I like to hear." "Are you taking advantage of me like she just said?" "Don't be bothered by that nonsense she said." "I really idolize you." "The moment we met, I knew you were destined to guide me." "If only we had met each other earlier..." "Yes, if only!" "When you appeared behind that red drapery... like something out of Tsui Hark's "Chinese Ghost Story"" "Then you lost your contact lens." "You were helpless like a lost child..." "Come." "Come." "Come." "Not today, okay?" "We've plenty of time to know each other." "Don't you trust me?" "We can't work together without trust!" "Trust is most important in theater!" "I don't want to be taken for that kind of girl." "What kind of artist do you think I am?" "Why were you here?" "I thought you idolized me!" "Shit, why so many calls at this hour!" "There's this rich guy trying to track me down." "Ever heard of a guy called Akeem?" "A friend of mine works for him." "It's you!" "Now?" "No, I can't..." "I'm sort of busy." "You're downstairs?" "No, don't!" "Don't come up!" "I'll come down!" "Okay!" "Goddamnit!" "Fuck, I don't care!" "Stick around if you want the part, or get lost!" "Why are you driving me around like this?" "Would I come without a reason?" "Then get to the point, I have unfinished business." "No, I mean work." "I wanted to come to you." "You wanted to come out." "Let's go back then." "No, no!" "I'm trying to work." "I need to be alone!" "I need solitude!" "I need the mood!" "Don't give me that artist crap!" "Alright, I'll take you back." "Is this the way to treat a friend, Birdy?" "Remember when you came to me to beg a few bucks?" "Now you're big time, right, Maestro?" "But no one needs your plays." "We won't die without art." "Who do you think you are?" "You can't fool me as easily as Qiqi did." "I'm in this business too!" "I'm big time!" "If you had a say in your family... you wouldn't be in this business and marrying Akeem." "Who the fuck is Akeem?" "He'll kick your ass!" "I'm not a fool to sue him... and ruin my hard-won reputation in the news!" "I'll corner him one day!" "Who's this?" "This is Akeem." "And you?" "He's so lucky to have you as his assistant." "Fine, I'll come right up." "See you." "So I was right." "He is up there for sure." "I knew it when his assistant hung up on me." "Never heard a voice sound so much like... so much like Love." "You are a bad boy." "I told you to play it cool, pretend to know nothing." "The more angry, the bigger the smile." "But you beat him up." "Let's go up and meet her." "Does her voice sound silky like this?" "Dumb ass!" "It's easy to put on a voice!" "You're marching into one trap after another." "Can't even stop you." "Trying to be your own man?" "There's nothing but trouble up there!" "Such a corny sex trap and you couldn't tell?" "This is what artists are best at." "You are in grave danger!" "What if he takes you to court?" "It could be millions to settle it out of court!" "Maybe it's not as complicated as you think." "You're hopeless!" "Stay here and don't even move!" "Don't make it worse than it is!" "Larry, has it crossed your mind?" "What?" "What if Birdy and Molly are innocent?" "Do you think dealing with him is an easy job?" "Stay put!" "You're a fool to marry him!" "That's right, I love him." "Go to Akeem next time you're lonely!" "Your asshole fiancee!" "Wait a minute, let me explain..." "It's not what you think..." "Didn't you want to corner him?" "Let's see some action!" "No more pressure, please!" "Have pity, please!" "Stop, Molly!" "I'm trying to make peace." "Don't mess it up." "This guy abused me!" "Do something about it!" "Look at him, he's so helpless." "How could he abuse you?" "Playing the nice guy now?" "Give me a fucking break!" "And spare me all the bullshit about love!" "I thought you two were having an affair." "Sorry, Maestro." "My mistake!" "Just name a way, I'll compensate you." "Don't worry about it." "I just had a thought." "You're much better than my fans." "Their misunderstanding of me was expressed in passion." "Look what that pressure has crushed me into." "Your misunderstanding was expressed in hatred." "It's much easier to deal with." "I guess I'll go into politics, it's much easier." "Art is too much hassle." "Don't be discouraged." "You're cool We are somehow alike." "Come to think of it..." "I could try a little art myself." "Not a bad idea!" "I'll help you out." "Really?" "It's a deal!" "I forgot, Larry's up there looking for you." "He wouldn't let me go up." "You tell him everything's cool." "What was his name?" "Larry." "Let's get together soon!" "A promise!" "A destiny." "A collaboration." "A determination." "A celebration." "Excuse me." "Fucking peasant!" "Can't even use an elevator?" "Stop!" "Don't do that!" "Are you crazy?" "Who the hell are you?" "Why do you treat artists like shit?" "Larry, it's settled!" "You know nothing!" "The jerk has some real problems." "Get out of my way, I am doing this for you!" "Didn't you say "stay cool and smile"?" "What is this?" "You're a disgrace!" "What the fuck do you know?" "I'm a disgrace?" "Okay, from now on, I quit!" "Do it all yourself!" "I have a hundred job offers." "How much friendship have I invested in you?" "I'm doing this for you!" "Akeem!" "Go ahead!" "All the politicians say so..." "Ming!" "Your secrets are out!" "This chick came looking for you." "She said she's known you since school." "You never told me you had another girl." "Where is she?" "Around the corner." "What's the story?" "It's written all over your face." "Molly, I'm not in the mood." "Don't ask such questions." "Who else should I ask?" "Why is she avoiding me?" "She's not answering her mobile phone." "You two trying to gang up on me?" "Trying to be a hypocrite like her?" "Don't project your problems onto others!" "Save yourself the hassle!" "I'm sorry!" "The only way to fight hypocrisy?" ""They fake everything in life, but no one can fake death." "The only way to fight hypocrisy is by death."" "I was worried sick!" "They said I'm supposed to die under a car anyway." "It's my retribution." "I was sitting on the overpass... looking down on the traffic." "It was fascinatingly peaceful." "I felt so contented..." "It gave me an urge to... to fly off." "My mind was filled with memories... of the joyful moments of the past." "Then...your face." "Your face swam into view." "And I thought... you'll be back... for your mobile phone." "You're my only reason to live." "You have brought me a new hope." "Only my past has died." "You have given me a rebirth." "You must now accept me." "How can I accept you?" "I don't even know what I want." "Didn't you lecture this to me this afternoon?" "The whole world misunderstood you." "I'm the only one who understands you." "I don't even understand myself, how can you..." "But, you are the only true hope I have." "The only thing that's better than death for me." "You're blaming me for not saving your life." "How can you ask me to bear that responsibility?" "Because you care about me." "What are you talking about?" "Then why did you come back?" "I need my phone." "But you didn't have to come tonight." "You do care, right?" "That's a wild assumption!" "Qiqi, don't go!" "You assume too much!" "No, I don't!" "You assumed wrong!" "You're running away because you know I'm right!" "Stop the car!" "Where did you pop up?" "How come I didn't see you?" "How come I hit you?" "In the rear?" "He was behind you." "But I hit him!" "How could I hit him with the rear?" "You made a sudden stop!" "You hit someone when the car is moving, not stopping!" "No, he ran into you in the rear!" "This is a bad joke!" "How is a person faster than a car?" "He's right." "We are all like him." "We have fixed ideas on everything." "Do you carry auto insurance?" "What's a "flower appeal"?" "It's about sex, isn't it?" "What if you are called a rat?" "It's an insult, isn't it?" "But rats have long lives." "I live well, why worry about it?" "Exactly!" "Life is great for everyone!" "Even rats!" "Flowers should suggest beauty and goodness, not just sex appeal." "Aren't we all like him?" "If we don't even recognize beauty and goodness... how can we think positively?" "If this is the case, there must be... more to life than just what we think there is." "Isn't life more fun if we discover something new every day?" "From this accident... to every flower, tree, and living person like you... fun is everywhere to suggest new hope for life!" "So, the best way to fight hypocrisy is not by death... but by living honestly!" "How stupid I was!" "If truth is everywhere..." "Who needs Confucius?" "Who would impersonate him?" "If there weren't a real Rolex, how would there be fakes?" "Because there are fakes... we unavoidably suspect and misunderstand one another... and misplace our hopes on others." "Maybe he's the reincarnated Confucius!" "You're crazy!" "Not only is his potential denied... by the bondage of his own teachings... he'd never know he's the Great One!" "He's left himself blind and empty... and turned to my bad books for comfort, like everyone else!" "No wonder he'd mistake your innocence for hypocrisy!" "What a tragic waste of his talent!" "There's still time!" "I must rewrite my books!" "My romantic period ended long ago." "Now my tragic period has ended too." "From now on, it's my..." "What do you think we should do?" "It would be nice to have a place of our own." "I'll rent a place, how's that?" "I don't see Akeem that often." "I can be with you after work." "Shouldn't you move out anyway?" "Can't live with your mother forever." "That's too far down the road for me." "When we don't feel as helpless as today... this feeling between us may disappear." "What are you getting at?" "I don't like the sound of it." "Makes me feel insecure." "We panic when we're overwhelmed by our personal problems." "We could hurt others unknowingly." "That's too complicated." "I have one simple question." "Do you love me?" "Do you love me?" "I know what you want me to say." "I want you to say it." "Do you love me?" "I love Liren, but my ignorance ruined his life." "I don't want to harm you like that." "Cut the crap!" "You don't love me!" "Men are all alike!" "Time to split once you've slept with a girl!" "How can you make it sound so ugly?" "It's very touching to share moments like this." "I'm sure you've been in this situation before." "I can tell you I have." "I wouldn't be surprised if Qiqi has too." "Don't we all feel lonely and helpless sometimes?" "If you think you can find the kind of love you want in this... why does it happen to you repeatedly?" "To say "I love you" is easy." "You want to hear lies?" "So that you can accuse me of lying to you later?" "How can others be honest with you if you're not honest with yourself?" "Now you've lost your best friend." "Be honest, face your problems!" "It's Qiqi again." "We have nothing in common except her." "It's you who can't let go of her, not that I have problems." "Can you let go of her?" "Isn't Akeem your problem?" "Our relationship is normal!" "Where's the problem?" "Sure, normal." "It must be love since we've slept together, that's normal." "Find a steady job to lead a secured life, that's normal." "Let's set up Liren and ruin him, he's not normal." "My dad went to jail, that makes him an asshole." "The Boxers' rebellion..." "The Cultural Revolution..." "Tiananmen..." "A unified China..." "All are normal!" "Why are you here?" "I've never seen you here this early." "Leave me alone, will you?" "Don't come barging back in like this, it's very disturbing!" "Molly, I miss you!" "I know you miss me too." "You are such a bad faker!" "Luckily, there's someone even worse..." "Where did you go last night?" "That's in the past." "Let's not talk about what we should forget." "You're right." "Let's go home and crash out." "You know, I've never liked this job." "I realized that long ago." "But what else can I do?" "Isn't it better to know for sure than just guess?" "Well, I was looking all over for you." "Saw your car parked downstairs." "I was going to go see him." "You go first, I have things to settle with him." "Did you see the papers?" "Big splash on your sister and brother-in-law." "You didn't change!" "Did you go home?" "Neither did you." "I was about to go see you." "We need to talk." "No, let me say it first." "No, me first." "Mine is more important." " What's more important than..." " Let's end our engagement." "Please don't blame me." "I knew you'd take it badly, but we must face it." "Look at your sister." "She married for love, let me remind you." "We might spend our whole lives pretending like her?" "I don't think I can take it, can you?" "Yeah, in fact, there are some other reasons too." "To be honest..." "I'm in love." "I can't lie!" "Please forgive me!" "Name your terms, I'll compensate you!" "Plus I'll tell your dad it's all my fault." "I ask only one thing." "Good, I accept!" "This company is all yours." "What?" "This company is all yours." "Is that all?" "No regrets?" "Is that right?" "I was just thinking about... trying a little art myself." "And that girl is in the arts too." "This could be the last chance..." "Which hospital, 2nd Auntie?" "I'll try to find him." "Why isn't he at the office?" "He quit?" "Did his coworkers tell you this?" "I'm his son, just tell me where he is." "He's in intensive care." "Please wait here, okay?" "I've waited long enough." "I'd like to know what happened." "Ming came to see him last night... but he went away without seeing him." "He got upset and blamed it on me." "He was furious and started drinking... and holding it against me." "He behaved like a child." "What's wrong with Ming?" "Don't feel sad." "Nothing lasts forever in this world." "It's always changing." "There's nothing we can do." "Rules are rules, and we're busy." "This could be the last chance to see him before he dies!" "He's not your own father, right?" "Everyone follows rules, why are you different?" "This is a bureaucracy!" "You just go through the motions." "You're all alike!" "Who's responsible if something happens?" "What's all this?" "Find another hospital if you're not happy with us." "You fucking bureaucrats!" "I want to live more happily after this." "I won't care what others may say." "I got married, they talked." "I got divorced, they talked." "I moved in with him, they talked more." "I've made it this far." "Why care now?" "He's lived his share..." "He knows better." "Why should we feel bad?" "I think he is going to pull through." "You can go in and visit him later." "Thank you, doctor!" "I just want to say... it's not your fault that we've split up." "It's not yours either." "It's not that something's wrong with you." "I know I am perfectly fine." "I'm glad that you're so confident." "But that may make others more jealous of you." "As long as I don't return their favor..." "I always have myself to believe in." "Did you know I've quit?" "I was shocked at first." "Then I felt it wasn't that surprising." "If a "perfect couple" like us can split up, what surprises are left?" "I won't be as steady as before." "I can't support anyone anymore." "If everyone asked support from others, who's left to support yourself?" "What are your plans?" "Not sure yet." "I thought it'd be very tough, but it's not that bad." "I have two arms and two legs." "I guess I'm as good as the next guy." "What's the worry?" "Seen anyone starve to death lately?" "We've both been thinking so much." "If we hadn't split up... we might have never thought so many things through." "True!" "We had so many rows." "I've never felt this relaxed." "You should go up to your father." "We can still stay in touch." "Yeah, we can meet for a coffee at Friday's, or something." "Feel like a coffee at Friday's?"