"Me Dragon Lone is asking you, who is the No. 1 on earth?" "Silence?" "Want me to feed you shit?" "My son, who's going to eat shit?" "Someone" "Fly down here" "Ma, I can't fly" "You said you're No. 1 on earth, but why can't you fly?" "Pa!" "You bastard, gone fighting again?" "Some kids went to Cheung's house and robbed him!" "And what's that got to do with you?" "We have to help each other" "Darling, you're a real man!" "That's him over there!" "You busy body" "Darling" "Pa..." "Pa..." "Pa..." "Kiddo, shut up or I'll make you!" "You busy body" "This is for being such a busy body!" "Son, what's north of the New Territories?" "Where?" "It's your country, my son" "Every Chinese has a responsibility... to carry our traditions to the next generation" "Do you know what they are?" "Revenge!" "When I grow up," "I have to join the Hung's, become a triad learn kung fu and come back for revenge!" "I've to kill those bastards!" "It's wrong to fight!" "It's wrong to beat someone up!" "Fighting is a stupid act!" "Fighting can't solve any problems!" "Don't go, I'm not finished with you!" "Remember you have to become an educated person earn your living with a pen and not your fists!" "Now think of your country and vow you will not fight with anyone" "What about if I'm only playing with Ho next door, does it count?" "Play?" "That's all you're thinking!" "Told you so many times you're not allowed to fight" "It's useless to fight" "Make your vow!" "Me, Gau Tsai vow to be an educated person and never to fight with anyone!" "Pa give you a gift" "W.C." "Whores... my 8th book's title is"" ""water closet, whores, and guillotine" "That's new!" "Although whores and water closets have appeared in "chivalry and bat caves"" "and guillotines have appeared yesterday on TV but they've never appeared together" "It's still innovative!" "My man..." "Mr. Dragon Lone you've not come up with a good idea in 13 years." "People probably thought?" "You're dead already." "Not yet, Mr. Lone, use your flag and do the "idea dance"" "We're educated people, How can we be superstitious?" "Should we ask Shaman of the White Dragon to write for us then?" "He writes in Thai" "Help..." "Mr. Lone an English lady was living on government subsidy got pregnant, brought up the kid on her own" "She doesn't even have a table at home" "Every day, she writes and writes in a cafe" "Finally, she came up with Harry Potter." "Now, the sixth sequel is due out soon" "Why tell me this?" "You can do it too." "You just need experience" "You live too comfortably with a house, cars, money and a girlfriend of 17 years" "Give me your house, cars, money but keep your girlfriend" "You can also sink lower" "Smoke, go after gals, drink, take drugs be bankrupt, dumped, jailed." "You'll be inspired" "Don't worry about your daughter" "She has grown up and can take care of herself already" "She can take care of herself?" "Didn't you hear her sobbing in the middle of the night?" "Woo..." "I don't know what for" "I didn't hear anything, but for what?" "What do you think?" "You don't even understand your daughter?" "It's a new model, isn't it?" "Yes Daddy, nowadays you don't pay for new phones." "Just call them and tell them you wanna stop service and they will give you a new phone." "Really?" "Yeah!" "Camera included!" "?" "Nowadays phones serve as cameras also" "It's a must." "Turn it over" "Are you Dragon Lone?" "Miss, is he Dragon Lone?" "No comment!" "Master Lone's wusha novels are the legend of HK pride of the Chinese especially the series of..." "I was just fascinated..." "That's too high a compliment." "Please leave us alone" "Do they allow table sharing here?" "Forgive me, Master Lone, please show me your kung fu!" "My daughter and my humble self are dining" "If thou wish to showeth thy fists, kindly do so at the burial grounds over there" "Excuse me!" "Yes..." "Sire!" "What kind of a place is this!" "My dear, just ignore him." "Eat first" "Can I have some of your salad?" "Yes, of course" "Last night, around 2AM" "I heard a voice coming from your room... that sounded like... you were crying." "Is it true?" "It's "ha..."!" "I was watching DVD, Daddy" "Horror movie" " Nightmare on N-street" "You think I don't recognize your voice?" "Ye..." "long vowels, ye..." "Ha... short, ha..." "Long, ye..." "Very short!" "It was crying, ye..." "Ha..." "It's ye..." "Ha..." "I know also kung fu Thai style." "I'm Tony Qua!" "Go away" "I'll go visit you at your office sometime!" "Don't Daddy" "I can't let them know I'm your daughter!" "What are you afraid of?" "They'll make me show my kung fu!" "Do you mean it?" "Yes!" "A lot of people thought you knew kung fu and acupuncture" "If I do," "I'll immobilize you first" "So that you don't have to work and can enjoy life!" "Of course not" "Daddy!" "I'll become a useless person." "It's perfect now" " I don't work for money and you got face" "I got face?" "Yes, sure!" "Daddy, I'm going to work" "Ok Bye!" "My dear..." "What's the matter?" "Are you dating?" "No, I'm not!" "If you are, tell him to marry you" "Do you understand?" "Those guys are so irresponsible." "If you don't make them, they won't marry you" "Just like those salesmen" "They won't let you try out a new phone for a month first before paying for it" "Because if new models come out a month later you won't buy the one you tried out" "You will surely choose the new one" "But..." "Daddy..." "Nowadays, phones can be recycled." "It's not that easy to find a quality man to try out the phone." "Even if you throw in unlimited broadband access, you still might not find the man." "Boss Good morning!" "Boss Good morning!" "Boss Good morning!" "Is it for real?" "Yeah!" "If others try me out, I can also try them out" "If I don't like the phone I bought, I can trade it in for a new one, right?" "It is possible!" "You can still say that because you're still young" "But youth is limited." "Those guys will become unwilling to try you out very soon." "Do you understand?" "That really hurts" "Your daddy is the only man on earth who doesn't lie to you." "It does hurt bad!" "Good morning, Sophia!" "Good afternoon, Frankie!" "Time is only a concept." "If there is sunlight in your heart, it can be morning any time of the day, right?" "Merry Christmas!" "Kung Hei Fat Choy, Boss." "Please sign this New Year's Greetings." "Oh by the way, Sophia" "I... uhm... have a wish..." "I want to hire an additional assistant" "I told you I can manage" "You can manage?" "I told you to get tickets for David Bowie concert, but you got me tickets for Jim Croce!" "Well... they are about the same age" "I told you to buy roses and you bought carnations" "You have to buy flowers that go with the person" "That woman looks like your mom" "I told you to buy a Gucci handbag, there's no reason for you to get a bag of goose down!" "Right, Miss?" "Hi." "I've chosen the person for you already." "Please give her an interview." "A dull interview!" "A friendly interview!" "Loretta!" "Loretta is tired of being a model and wants an 9-5 job" "Just give her a try, give her an interview to test her" "It's your decision to make, okay?" "So, I really want to lead an ordinary life" "You must be tired after all that walking Why don't you have a seat" "Loretta, do you know how to type?" "No!" "Do I have to?" "Not really... she's only asking it for the formalities" "If you don't know how to type, you can learn while you work" "Uh, then how about shorthand?" "No." "But I do have a good memory." "For example if I didn't see Frankie for a whole week" "I still remember Frankie's name is Frankie" "That's amazing!" "You run on a 4MB CPU, you will be frustrated when you work" "I only run on 1 a MB." "Then why don't you tell me what you can do" "With your talent, it is pretty amazing if we hire you!" "Thank you." "Actually, I think I can deliver things for you" "My legs are longer I can walk faster than you" "Then go find something to do, go!" "OK!" "Go on!" "How could you make me hire her!" "When others know about this first they will doubt my IQ, and then look down on me and also you too!" "You talk like my mom." "No wonder nobody wants to date you!" "Her confidence's back." "Now she's..." "Let me warn you, after finishing your "hearty meal", don't poo... poo... here too!" "What nonsense, I'm an adult, how can I hold back?" "Let me explain the employees' benefits to her!" "We can go Dragon Boating or hiking during Tuen Ng Festival" "What's up?" "You want a massage also?" "Just wait for your turn" "Mr. Lone" "Mr. Lone, trespassing into your daughter's room is already wrong." "How can you go through her computer?" "This is violating her privacy" "This is my house." "She is my daughter" "Her privacy is mine too, understand?" "You can say that, but..." "Sit down first!" "Mr. Lone, the power is off now Even Bill Gate can't do it like this!" "I want to move all the things here to these things here, can I?" "Of course not!" "This CD is for listening" "Turn it over, this side is white in color!" "No, you cannot!" "You... go on, kill me, still cannot!" "Here... put your head here" "It is still a no, even if I put my head here let me show you!" "Have you ever seen the beheaded Queen of Eastwick gives birth to scallops?" "Have you?" "I know..." "I know..." "I know how... move the computer to my room and connect her computer to mine and download everything, then move it back here." "Who would know what we did?" "Now you're talking!" "Daddy!" "My dear... back..." "back from work so early?" "What are you doing here?" "We... we're brainstorming." "Why did you lead me into this room?" "We were brainstorming about how Master Red-head is learning computer" "Computer in ancient times?" "Are there computers in ancient times?" "Well... that is..." "Just like "Back to the Future"." "You can't say it d" "Daddy, have you thought of my feelings?" "Really... you..." "have you thought of her feelings?" "No... when ideas come nothing can stop them..." "Ideas come... you... you never think the feelings of others." "Have you thought of this matter?" "Now... huh?" "Have you... you..." "My dear..." "Climb down here, go back inside and open the door for me." "Mr. Lone, it is very high here I can kill myself if I fall." "Use the parachute, quick!" "My dear daughter, come on..." "Be good, open..." "I'll die even with the parachute!" "Ouch!" "Oh, my toe!" "P. Leung!" "I don't know how to say... you..." "Are you alright?" "I'm alright!" "Alright?" "Do the dinner" "What do you want to eat..." "Sophia?" "Daddy make some pate sushi for you okay?" "Pate sushi!" "Sophia's home is so big." "I don't need to stay at the hotel!" "Who is it?" "Don't ask anything yet Lend me a hundred for the taxi first." "What happened?" "Fire burnt down my house..." "can't find my purse... can't pay for the hotel..." "want to stay for the night..." "Where's the bathroom..." "I wanna take a shower!" "What's the matter?" "Huh?" "There's no excuse yeah!" "Wait!" "What's wrong with you?" "I've already told the police, firemen and the taxi driver what happened" "I really don't want to repeat it" "Then how long are you staying?" "When my room is ready" "You have to promise me not to wander around the house and not to scare my Daddy" "Does your father have heart problems?" "Just promise you won't wander around and scare him." "Don't worry, I won't I'm highly educated." "Sophia's father is Dragon Lone!" "Don't..." "Claim down!" "Claim down!" "Ok!" "Claim down!" "Left, walk to the left!" "This is my left!" "Opposite side!" "By the closet!" "Slowly!" "Okay" "Slowly!" "Slowly!" "Open the drawer!" "I'm not..." "Open the drawer!" "There's 100 grand inside, take it out" "I'm not..." "Slowly!" "Ok..." "Slowly!" "Slowly put it into your pocket!" "Into your pocket, slowly!" "Yes!" "Walk back out the door!" "I can see you need it, go ahead, take it!" "I'm Sophia's friend." "So..." "Sophia." "Daddy!" "Just now, a guy walked in wearing my night gown took 100 grand from me." "He said he's your friend Call the police first!" "That's Frankie, my boss!" "Yes!" "I'm Frankie!" "You are Master Dragon Lone?" "I've heard so much about you!" "Here's the 100 grand just now please count it." "And this... you shoot at me!" "Wow I caught it single-handedly" "My dear, why did you invite him here at this time of the night?" "He said his house was in flames and everything was burnt including his wallet" "As he can't stay at the hotel, so he came here for" "He also borrowed a hundred bucks from me" "Why is your house in flames?" "He said he's told the firemen, cops and taxi driver and won't say it the 4th time" "I'll repeat it because Master Lone is my idol!" "It happened like this." "I was going to have a candlelit dinner with Margaret sip some champagne and dance a little" "Suddenly, she wanted Sandy Lam so I went over to change the CD." "I wanted to walk cool, like this... but I accidentally hit the candle and the curtains caught fire." "So my house just... burn, burn, burn, like it was in the middle of a prairie!" "Uncle, you threw two darts at me?" "Don't worry about that yet Come over here." "What's your name again?" "Frankie!" "Brother Frankie, the tale you told just now is it completely true?" "Of course!" "You can remember every little detail that happened?" "Yes, I can..." "Where did you buy the champagne?" "I don't know, because Margaret bought it" "Sorry for bothering you tonight, Uncle Lone." "I'd better rush off to the emergency room and spend the night there." "Bye!" "You can't!" "Dad!" "He doesn't even have a buck on him." "How can he go to the emergency?" "Walk there?" "How serious is it?" "Why can't he just stay for the night?" "Stay here!" "Hold this first." "You want him to stay tonight?" "Fine, he's staying." "Just the way you wanted it?" "Go back to sleep, my dear!" "I'll take care of him!" "Frankie!" "I'm really sorry." "There's poison on that dart!" "Poisonous dart?" "I really gotta go, okay!" "You're really healthy!" "You're under the influence of my "Seven Steps Explosion Ointment"" "and your genitals will explode after taking seven steps." "But you are able to hold up until now" "Seven Steps Explosion Ointment?" "What is going to explode?" "After you take seven steps your genitals will explode." "Uncle, my genitals will explode?" "You don't believe it?" "I am a top international expert on this poison" "Really?" "Really?" "Really?" "Genitals... explode!" "Starting to feel your leg getting numb?" "Yes... yes..." "And your blood moving upwards?" "And your heart is feeling nauseous?" "I can feel it wanting to explode!" "It could have exploded." "Go and lie face down on the bed!" "Step by step." "Can I really walk over there?" "Slowly!" "Just walk slowly..." "I'm so frightened, Uncle!" "Don't be." "Just go slowly..." "Put your hand... the other hand together..." "lie down!" "Seems like it's going to explode!" "It won't, not so fast." "Slowly!" "Bottoms up I'll get the needle out of you" "Slowly!" "It feels so swollen..." "Do it slowly!" "It's burning up!" "It feels so hot!" "Slowly!" "Carefully..." "Hold on..." "I'll pulling it out for you now" "It might be a little painful!" "Where's the spearhead?" "Still inside" "Hand me the blade" "Hold on for a sec while I'll make a cross!" "Snip!" "Snip!" "It'll be a little painful when I pull it out Hold on!" "Bite on to this porno!" "Ready!" "I'm pulling now!" "Ready, 1... 2... 3!" "Hold on..." "Good boy..." "The poison is still in your body Don't try to get out of bed." "Your body will become very hot in a while" "Just cover up with a thin towel" "Good night!" "My dear, good morning!" "Good morning Daddy!" "I'm going to work!" "I've already booked a room at the hotel" "I'll pick Frankie up after work to check him in, okay?" "No problem at all." "Bye... bye!" "Bye... bye!" "Thank you, bye!" "Room service!" "Breakfast is here!" "Mr. Frankie" "Fish congee, let me feed you" "Thank you." "Taste good?" "Have some more." "Drink more water to wash it out!" "Water with hair?" "Uncle, do you hate me?" "Yes!" "If I've done anything wrong please point it out to me" "You and Sophia..." "There's nothing between Sophia and me" "Really?" "Uncle, please give me a chance to prove it to you" "Hi!" "Frankie!" "Over there..." "Hello!" "Frankie!" "Hello!" "Uncle, I can call all these girls here with just a phone call, see?" "How can there be anything between Sophia and me?" "If it's possible it should have happened years ago." "Come on" "Master Lone, so many pretty gals." "Doesn't look like Lunar New Year!" "Should we give them red packets?" "Should we cook for them?" "We should at least invite them inside." "Watch out!" "Don't step on the grass..." "let me show you in!" "Frankie!" "Can you promise me one thing?" "Under all circumstances whatever your health conditions whether you're drunk or not no matter you're dreaming sick, rich or poor... don't ever think of... getting closer than you should with Sophia." "Can you do that?" "How about this?" "Uncle if you still don't trust me just take this and stick it in me." "Don't ask me anymore." "If you don't believe me, just do it!" "Really?" "Really!" "Really?" "Yup!" "Good boy!" "I love you!" "P. Leung" "Oh no!" "Six sticks!" "P. Leung!" "Yes!" "Hi!" "What are you doing here?" "Who is it?" "I don't know what I'm doing I just know it's fun!" "Yo!" "Who are you?" "Oh!" "DJ worker!" "This is a good palm I see here..." "Is my family safe?" "Is there anything I don't know yet?" "This knife is very heavy do you know that?" "He has to hold it up like this first, because when it comes down it falls on the shoulders first, then double the strength all the way down." "It really works - head on the floor - immediately." "Try it out!" "I don't know whether I can do it or not You can do it." "Find someone to try it out!" "Come here..." "Coming... behead me!" "Put your body weight on it!" "Squat down..." "Clean cut in one go!" "The experts used to do it without any blood at all, only a little "check" sound!" "Daddy!" "Back so early?" "Isabel, this is my daughter" "Hello, how are you?" "In those days, the hook will go right at the intestines, sometimes even pulling them out..." "Are you working on your book?" "I'm trying to get ideas!" "I have to do this once in a while" "These are all new ideas here." "How can he write just hiding in the study?" "You should come out more..." "meet new friends..." "Why don't you move to the hotel?" "Move to the hotel?" "Me?" "Move to the hotel?" "Yes!" "What hotel?" "Move to the hotel?" "That's silly!" "There is lots of space here." "You only have several days to go" "Just stay here!" "Then I treat this as my home!" "Sure!" "Come..." "let's play spurting blood!" "Frankie!" "That Isabel..." "I've played with her all night but she doesn't response much" "Not responsive enough?" "Yes!" "Very cool!" "Did you make her drink?" "She won't!" "Girls are like this." "They're afraid of getting drunk." "A good way is to mix green tea with whiskey!" "Like this... in the beginning a lot of green tea, a little whiskey." "Won't get drunk and easy to drink" "After she is warmed up, trying adding more whiskey and less green tea" "Needless to say!" "Two drops of green tea a whole bottle of whiskey!" "Exactly" "Exactly!" "Huh?" "Yes." "Come on, cheers!" "Cheers!" "Drink up!" "Frankie, I want some more..." "Okay..." "Be careful..." "I want more..." "Of course I wanna drink..." "Isabel..." "Drink some soup!" "I've planned how to rescue your house." "Can you take a look please?" "You're the best!" "By the way, what did you do to my Daddy?" "Why does he seem like a new man?" "Have you two become buddies?" "Your father... made me tell him our relationship." "He said if I touch you, I'll die!" "I'm a person who's afraid of death." "Barbra!" "Sophia!" "You're back early!" "Yes!" "Where's your Daddy?" "Daddy?" "He's in his study meditating!" "Am I very smart?" "Smart..." "Dragon!" "You nearly got the tomb..." "Isabel..." "Barbra?" "Barbra..." "Bally's new summer collection has arrived." "Let me go with you." "Let me carry it..." "I'll carry it for you." "It's heavy..." "let me..." "It's all planned!" "Repaint the walls, renovate the whole house, fix everything else comes to around 2.6 million" "What's wrong with you?" "2.6 mill?" "Are you building a Disneyland?" "Music fountain?" "Where're you going to put it?" "In the dining room!" "I thought it will be happier to eat like that." "It's more relaxing!" "Then why don't you tell Frankie to move to Ocean Park?" "There's dolphins, fish and starfish to keep him company!" "But Frankie said I can do whatever I want with the house." "I don't have to ask him." "It's his order!" "Isn't that Dragon Lone?" "Yes, it's him!" "It's him!" "What happened to you last night?" "Were you possessed?" "Frankie and friends came we brainstormed for a while to stimulate my creativity!" "There were young girls everywhere Are you writing a slimy romance?" "I have to start my inner fire to see if it can create new sparks!" "That Frankie is not some nice guy to hang out with!" "That, I agree." "He is rotten." "Just because he is rotten, he can stimulate how my bad guy can be!" "Do you understand?" "Piggy..." "Dynamic cinema?" "What do you know?" "Watching TV sitting there is boring!" "Why don't you build a roller coaster!" "Already included!" "Ha..." "If you didn't say this, I won't recognize that you're crazy!" "Frankie said I can do whatever I want with the house." "I don't have to ask him." "It's his order!" "How dare you disobey him!" "Make some walnut porridge It's good for your brain, young gal!" "You..." "I really won't give you one cent..." "Babe, we've been together for over 10 years now." "When are you going to marry me?" "Barbra, you are my No. 1 fan in the whole world." "But I haven't been able to come up with a novel in 13 years." "I'm feeling strongly inferior because I don't have anything more to give." "How can I let you marry someone like this?" "Give me more time, just a little more..." "Just how long?" "Very fast." "I can certainly finish this book." "Whenever I finish it, we'll get married, okay?" "Piggy..." "You're so cool!" "Why did you bully her again?" "You said I can do anything I like with the house... without asking you" "Those were your orders!" "But she wouldn't let me!" "Why wouldn't you let her..." "I've got nothing to say." "Look at it yourself." "This is the quotation!" "Today that spinster..." "Don't call Sophia a spinster, okay?" "But she is!" "No!" "I hired Sophia!" "Only I can scold her!" "And also, she is not a spinster." "She has lots of followers, we just didn't notice them." "Go back to work!" "Thank you for your support." "Just found out that... you're at your best when you're scolding." "Really?" "Then should I scold you sometime?" "No thanks..." "Everybody back to work!" "Don't be lazy!" "Hello." "Frankie, the slumber party is going to start, only you're not here!" "Oh really?" "Say it again calmly!" "Okay, I'll come immediately!" "I'm very sorry" "I gotta go to have a look" "Let me drive you!" "Okay!" "He has his own car." "Who needs you to drive him there?" "Then... we'll drive our own car!" "He..." "I'll drive him there, Daddy!" "You stay with Barbra." "Let's go!" "Uncle!" "I'm going!" "Barbra, bye!" "His car sometimes..." "It's your own business to horse around" "You shouldn't have brought my Daddy along!" "I don't understand why it is so fun" "Have you tried it yourself?" "Yes!" "So, did any boys look at you?" "No!" "Don't you find it strange?" "You're a pretty girl!" "You don't find it strange no boys look at you even at these places?" "It's all because you did not give out the correct signals." "What kind of signals?" "Very simple!" "Say when a boy is looking at you, what should you do?" "You should turn your back at him." "Ignore him, okay?" "Give him a peek" "He's still looking at you you continue to turn your back at him" "The more he stares at you, the more you turn your back on him." "Very simple." "Understand?" "Come on, try it out!" "A guy is looking at you." "Turn your back at him, turn!" "Bad move." "Nobody will take any notice of you all night." "So what should I do?" "Okay, very simple!" "Let me teach you." "Stand up straight!" "When a guy is looking at you first, remember this..." "Keep your head still move your shoulders." "That's it, slowly..." "Slowly... that's right, okay... turn..." "That's it!" "Okay!" "Understand?" "Try it again on your own!" "Okay, a guy is looking at you..." "Looking at you..." "Good!" "You got a chance this time!" "But don't be happy so soon, because this is the most important moment." "When the guys see you like this they will come begging to meet you." "When they want to talk to you remember to ignore them." "Duck away." "Duck!" "The more you evade them the more they will follow you" "Then what should I say?" "It won't be valued if the lady starts the conversation" "Then what will he say to me?" "Probably nothing." "This is the time to speak through your eyes" "You look him in his eyes and he looks you in your eyes" "Hey!" "What are you looking at?" "What are you staring at?" "I'm looking at the new gardener" "I'm Alex, call me" "What?" "Can you guess it?" "Give me a moment..." "Really?" "Are you sure?" "Can you guess it?" "Are you kidding?" "You're still working?" "Then where should I wait for you?" "Okay..." "Why should I follow her?" "Silly me!" "I was a hair stylist in Tokyo." "I've cut so much hair I'd like to cut grass instead" "Because I feel that cutting grass is more lively" "But you've killed it when you cut it" "Of course not." "I'll beautify its life" "Beautify its life?" "Yes you're something" "I bought this the first time I earned money from cutting grass in Italy." "I want you to give it to you" "You want to give it to me?" "Yes" "Wow!" "It's so cute!" "Wow, so cute?" "Let's have a drink!" "You're afraid of getting drunk?" "Add some green tea" "Sophia, what a coincidence!" "Just passing by?" "Of course." "Did you think I was following you?" "I didn't say so" "Didn't you say I was following you just now?" "No!" "I must have heard wrong." "Hey, you're drinking?" "Yes" "You're not afraid of getting drunk?" "Yes, I am" "Don't be." "I'm here." "Come on..." "I know you're Alex?" "Yup!" "Cheers!" "Your girl?" "She's buddy" "Sorry!" "You're meeting someone here for dinner?" "Yes, we're meeting here for dinner" "Did you think I was following you?" "I didn't say you were." "Frankie, why did you call me so urgently?" "Hello!" "Why do we meet at these places?" "Sit down first." "No chair?" "Let me get some, just a sec." "I've gotta go, bye bye!" "Where to?" "Disco!" "Wanna go?" "Sure!" "What you're doing?" "Frankie, throw me a ball!" "These wasteful lifestyles are you tired of it, Uncle?" "Read my face!" "Then do you agree men should get married?" "Get married?" "You're crazy I think women are crazy also." "After going out several times with them they'll ask you to marry them" "How many times can we get married?" "How can we give up the forest for a tree?" "Don't you understand?" "Just like that mobile phone sales always tell me, we have a new model for you to try out for 2 weeks." "Buy it only if you like it.'" "After 2 weeks, how would I buy it?" "There would be another newer model right next to it" "I'll of course buy that newer model" "For us men, the most important thing is to always try out your phones" "The new models!" "This piece..." "Thank you, Mr. Lone!" "Thank you!" "You look pensive" "I'm lost!" "I want changes and breakthroughs!" "Never be lost." "The stage you are in right now is the dream of all men." "You are my teacher." "You just enlightened me." "Okay?" "Changing girls to me is meaningless." "Now I feel that the most important is not the model of the phone." "It's that there is someone on the other side of the line I can talk to" "That's impossible" "All those girlfriends of yours have nothing inside, only looks" "How can they share your inner thoughts?" "No wonder I feel empty from the inside!" "I'm just meeting the chairman of the HK Gifted Women Writers Association for dinner" "This woman has a lot inside, is ornamented outside, and has a sister" "Let's go and share their inner emptiness okay?" "No thanks!" "I wanna be left alone!" "You're missing out!" "Where is your lovely Chairman?" "She can't come today!" "As a lady writer, except for looks and wits, promise is also important!" "That's a motto to live by" "Tell me, what do you think of sex?" "Nothing right now!" "Sophia!" "After last night," "I have a very strong feeling." "I want to settle down" "I wanna get married!" "I wanna have kids!" "Kids?" "But I think I have to choose a candidate" "Sophia, what do you think of... her?" "Do you think there were chicks first... or men willing to pay for sex exist first?" "I believe money was first" "Lone is so fast and witty!" "I agree!" "Master!" "Let me pay tribute to you!" "I'll drink first to be polite" "You know him?" "Maybe he's read too much of my novels" "He's my follower but he is a little nutty" "Don't be afraid." "Just ignore him" "Have your salad!" "Take my challenge!" "Master's kung fu is deep" "You've not even shown any of your skill!" "That's how a real master should be!" "You know kung fu, Lone?" "No!" "Master, wait for me!" "Go" "Student Jet has read your wuxia novels since I was small." "Kung fu is my passion If I don't practice for one day," "I'll feel uneasy." "When I was staying at the asylum several years ago," "I practiced day and night with my friends there, so that I can improve!" "Hi!" "Frankie!" "Hi!" "How's it going?" "How're you?" "Well, missing you!" "If it had not been you on the phone how would I rush here... to see you without taking a shower after my ball game?" "Let me dry your perspiration!" "What's so urgent?" "Nothing..." "I want to settle down I wanna get married, have kids." "Do you remember what you said when we separated?" "You said if someday we wanna get married, have kids and can't find the person, we can call each other" "Excuse me!" "Haven't seen you in such a long time..." "how can you say something so romantic?" "Let's have our 'first night', come on!" "This is a must!" "Master's kung fu is so deep" "Student would like Master to teach me" "In 3 years!" "On the 15th day of the 8th Moon in 3 years, let's meet at Mount Wudang... to fight!" "Not in 3 years!" "Now!" "Threaten my guy!" "You don't know what death is!" "Come down!" "What you're doing?" "Come down!" "Lone, leave first!" "Shit-eating bastard!" "Ha..." "I never hit women Don't make me hit you" "Stop it!" "Don't make me fight back!" "Stop playing around!" "Let's talk about something else!" "Did you gamble on ball games lately?" "I don't gamble on ball games" "Bowling?" "No!" "I've tried the roasted pig at Tai Hing." "It's good!" "Very crispy!" "Okay!" "I don't eat roasted pig, Victoria!" "Stop playing games!" "I've lost!" "I've lost!" "Okay?" "No!" "Look at me, I'm serious!" "Do you love me?" "I've done so much, of course!" "Then say it!" "I..." "love..." "I love you!" "Thank you!" "I've loved you for a long while." "I've been waiting for you to settle down I thought I'll have to wait until I'm 60!" "I can think about getting married with you, maybe have kids too!" "If she won't..." "I won't..." "I want to ask you... whether you've made up your mind" "I can't hear you!" "So... so let's get married!" "I've made up my mind..." "not to change phones." "I've found a good one, good enough to last for my whole life" "Good thing!" "There is a phone which can last for a whole life?" "Which brand?" "I don't understand!" "That phone is me, Daddy!" "You mean... you two..." "We are getting married!" "Your daughter will kill you first!" "Daddy Uncle" "What is it?" "Daddy!" "Don't, Daddy!" "I'm not killing you." "I'm killing myself!" "You either let my daughter go or else I'll kill myself!" "No!" "Please help me!" "No..." "No!" "No!" "Let go!" "Uncle..." "I understand..." "Don't worry." "You won't lose your daughter." "After Sophia and I got married she will live with you, take care of you." "And me I won't bother you here" "My dear, what does that mean?" "I don't know!" "Something's wrong!" "Be careful of what you say." "After getting married we'll be living together" "No!" "Listen, after we get married you two will continue to live together and I'll live alone!" "No!" "After getting married we all live together as a family!" "My mom and I are also a family We still don't live together." "You really believe so?" "Yes!" "Everybody is like this now And I want to..." "I've always been against people using wedding vows... to limit the freedom of another person." "It's not fair" "Frankie, do you know how it feels to be hanged?" "Daddy!" "Daddy, don't!" "Daddy!" "Sorry, Uncle" "Thank you." "I'd like a taxi From Fei Ngo Shan to Happy Valley." "Last name's Yam." "ASAP" "Frankie, where're you going?" "I'm really sorry." "I didn't know that... my idea of marriage and yours... has so big a gap in between" "So big you have to leave?" "I sell furniture, specialize in interior design." "I care about space." "I thought you'd understand You always said you do" "I don't." "I don't understand why to get married and have kids" "I have to understand so many things" "I don't understand." "I'm not a thing I'm not furniture." "Do you understand?" "I don't!" "I don't!" "I don't understand what I have to understand!" "Frankie!" "You're here to see Sophia and Mr. Lone?" "Yes" "They're gone" "When?" "They're gone so suddenly." "How?" "By plane" "Then I've come too late." "Did Sophia leave anything for me?" "Me" "Mr. Lone is still young and healthy." "Who would expect someone to build a Dragon Lone Town... and invite them to the opening ceremony?" "Welcome!" "Mr. Dragon Lone, master of wuxia novels" "Welcome to Dragon Lone Town!" "We welcome Mr. Dragon Lone and his daughter to cut the ribbon" "Good..." "Sophia!" "Daddy" "What are you doing?" "Rotting" "What?" "This is Disneyland in China and you're rotting in your room?" "Go out and have some fun" "I want to stay here" "My dear, do you know you're pretty and smart and you're rich." "You just need one more thing" "What?" "Innocence of youth" "Why?" "My dear, living is simple not complicated at all." "Don't get yourself into a dead end." "Just like kids, they're always happy and innocent." "Let daddy bring your youth back, okay?" "Your look cute with your pony tails You look just like when you're small." "Come on... shake your head shake... come on... shake a little harder." "You look so cute, so pretty." "Be happier." "You're really pretty." "Don't you feel happier?" "Isn't the world simpler this way?" "Daddy, I knew since I was small that the world is complicated." "This world is very simple, my dear." "My dear, come here and ride on my shoulders." "Get on..." "You'll look further and higher." "Come on, get on." "Ready... ignore them." "Ready, 1,2,3... again... 1,2,3... don't be shy!" "Daddy, ride on your shoulders?" "No thanks." "I can already see tall and far." "Look, I can even see North Pole" "My dear, I know you're not a young girl anymore." "But daddy wants to make you happy" "Daddy, I'm mature enough to decide... when to be happy when not to be." "I just want to lead my own life... my life!" "Okay, 'no thanks'." "Then what kind of life do you want to lead today?" "My dear?" "I want to be alone, be free, rot, okay?" "Sophia!" "Sophia..." "Sophia..." "Welcome!" "What are you doing here?" "I want a hug from you" "Finished?" "What do you want to say to me?" "Yes, I want to hug some more." "I was so stupid." "You've always been by my side, and want to have kids with me" "How'd you know?" "You've even bought a float" "You must have been worried that when you are pregnant, your hormone will be unbalanced and you'll have hemorrhoids." "Then you can't sit So you've bought a float." "You've thought everything over." "If I still don't appreciate you," "I'm really heartless" "Let me tell you a secret." "That float is for learning to swim." "It's destined." "Destined I've to give up all women." "Destined I'm yours" "It's not destined." "It's all because you love me" "Of course I love you." "I have to be on the plane for 3 hours take a bumpy ride for 4 hours." "The driver is rude and doesn't know the way." "Whatever I ask him, he'll tell me 'it's alright, it's alright." "If it is not destined, how will I conquer all difficulties... and come find you so far away?" "Because you love me" "Of course I love you." "I suspect you used to be the Brazilian slider in the Wong Tai Sin Temple." "I was aiming the $1 coin at your shell." "But I missed... and killed you hitting you right in the head." "I owe it to you from your past life I'm here to repay you in this life." "Wait, don't sigh yet." "What do you mean you're here to repay me?" "So you're saying I am a lone shark and have come to ask for debts to be repaid?" "Then should I pour red paint on you and kill your whole family?" "Destined?" "Like 'soup of the day'?" "You should say the truth - because you love me" "I love you" "What kind of love is that?" "You've never pursued me" "There's no need." "We are destined... destined..." "Destined!" "Destined I have to give myself to you." "Is that what you mean?" "No, no!" "Nothing, nothing!" "Do you want to spend your life with me?" "Yes" "Before midnight, if you can't capture my heart, forget it!" "Precious sword for the chivalry legendary stallion for the hero!" "Thank you!" "He's famous for being tame His nickname is Cream." "If you can mount him, he's yours." "He's very obedient" "This is the legendary sweat and blood stallion?" "Is this blood here?" "This is the blood after being bit by a mosquito." "Miss, I'm especially here to serve you." "My name is Diamond Two," "Nicknamed Pay Off, middle name Show Hand" "Do you know how to play mahjong?" "Yes" "Listen, 33 characters, 39 characters 27 characters, 1,2,4,5,6 characters." "Put them all into fixed deposit how much interest will you get?" "Five, Four, Three, Two, One" "That means you're over." "Off" "Congratulations, Miss" "Next please" "Please don't kick anymore let me give it to you." "You're smart!" "Okay, we're finally together." "It's okay!" "What should I do!" "My daddy is so unreasonable." "If I marry you, he'll think I'm yours." "Then he'll be a lonely old man." "If he can't finish his book, he'll feel very unhappy!" "Happiness is your own hands." "You're an adult already." "Have you read too much of your daddy's wuxia novels?" "So you're now thinking in an old fashioned way!" "There is no old fashioned way when it comes to love." "Okay, let's not appear before your daddy for now" "Your hut or mine?" "Let's talk for a while." "That means my hut." "Why would someone ride in the middle of the night?" "It's cooler at night" "Help..." "It's daddy!" "Don't yell." "The horse is frightened" "Wait for me..." "Uncle, grab my hand..." "Uncle!" "Let go..." "Daddy..." "I don't know how to ride a horse!" "You!" "Why the hell have you come back?" "Turn..." "Daddy!" "Many trees..." "Turn again..." "Why did you come on my horse?" "How can I get down?" "Get down, get out of my face I wanna strangle you!" "Don't yell, Uncle!" "He's running again when you yell!" "How can we stop?" "Pull on the reins!" "I'm pulling but it won't stop!"" "Let go!" "Let go?" "Try to let go" "Daddy, are you alright?" "Frankie are you okay?" "Sophia, I'm okay." "How about you?" "I'm okay, how about you?" "I'm alright, are you okay?" "Are you okay?" "Yes" "Are you alright?" "Yes, I am..." "I okay, are you okay?" "Oh, my darling!" "I'm not okay, I'm frightened" "Come out first." "What if the car explode..." "My dear, it's breaking my neck..." "My neck..." "Yes!" "Please send someone here ASAP!" "Thanks!" "Don't worry, ambulance is coming" "Daddy, Frankie promised to live with us" "He promised to change." "When did I say I'll live with him?" "Uncle, the UV rays are very strong here" "Why not go and sit down in the shade at the back" "Or you suffer a sunstroke." "I'll take care of things here." "No problem You take a rest" "If you stay in the sun anymore you'll become so tanned" "Then you can't pass through immigration, can't go home" "I can." "Look at you, your face is covered with sand." "Let me blow it for you or should I suck it?" "No I want to use it for sanding..." "Uncle, get up!" "Get up, Uncle" "There is a scorpion next to you" "You think I'll believe what you say?" "Isn't this the venomous scorpion you wrote about... in your 3rd book?" "This is it." "It's very poisonous." "If it bites you and you don't get the poison out quick, you'll bleed to death within an hour You'll die with eyeballs exploded... and cramps all over." "Isn't it powerful?" "Yes!" "Your daddy knows a lot." "Yes!" "Uncle, you're so well read in toxicology" "Why poke me?" "I didn't." "My hands are here" "What?" "It bit me..." "Is this the same kind as that one?" "Those are even more poisonous!" "You won't even have an hour Did it really bite you?" "Yes" "But Uncle, you said as long as you suck the poison out, you'll be alright." "The way you look at me... tells me you think I might be willing to suck your bottom?" "Yea..." "Sometimes, I really like your innocence" "But..." "I can't suck it myself..." "I can't turn." "What should I do?" "Let me..." "Where are you pulling me?" "Sophia!" "Scoot over, let me..." "Thank you, Uncle" "Uncle, you are biting, not sucking..." "I think you have to use your lips..." "it will work better!" "Uncle, please be faster." "I'm starting to feel pain in my stomach..." "maybe the poison has gone in." "Don't tell me you're going to let out air now?" "I can't promise I won't!" "Daddy, rinse your mouth!" "Better!" "It feels much better!" "Thank you so much, Uncle" "What's the matter?" "It bit me again." "Why are there so many scorpions here!" "Don't worry, I'll suck it for you." "Come on!" "Let's do it now!" "Turn over, let me suck it out, come on" "Come on..." "Turn over, take your pants of!" "Welcome to Dragon Lone Town!" "We warmly welcome Mr. Dragon Lone Master of wuxia novels to come back safely." "That's great!" "Good!" "Good blow!" "Where's your daddy?" "I don't know" "P. Leung!" "What are you doing?" "Doing chores at home What can I help you?" "Check whether Chi Lin Retirement Home has vacancy for the 3 rooms suite." "Also change my airline reservation I want to come back right now!" "Your new book is about a retirement home?" "That's new!" "No!" "Then how much have you written?" "Not even one word!" "Are you kidding?" "Don't joke with me Mr. Lone." "I've told everyone your new book will be out soon!" "P. Leung, I really can't think of anything!" "I told you." "You can sink lower." "Find something." "You'll be inspired!" "P. Leung, Sophia has walked out on me!" "How can I think of anything?" "Congratulations!" "Now you're experiencing low life You'll be able to write soon" "The story continues with one-eyed monk meeting Swallow the Sword Master... at the top of the Sky Tower..." "Your father is moving around He seems to be inspired" "My daddy must have been inspired His friends are back with him." "Now he's playing mahjong with the characters in his previous books." "Then let's go." "Leave him alone!" "Okay!" "One-eyed monk, I must write!" "So many years already you're still writing about me." "Can you think of anything new to write about?" "You used to see with your left eye." "Now you see with your right eye isn't that something new?" "On the snowy grounds, Swallow the Sword Master..." "Don't you remember I'm already married to Shum Fang." "Don't make me do all these fighting!" "I'll kill your husband then you can come back out." "You want to kill my husband again?" "I've been widowed 7 times already." "I'm so bored!" "Why don't you kill me also!" "Shut up!" "You're created by me." "You have to do whatever I tell you to!" "Or else I'll tell Iron Mask... to rape you and then destroy your kung fu!" "That's all you know rape and destroy others' kung fu." "I've been raped many times." "Master of wuxia, I'm so tired!" "You're tired?" "Why don't you say so?" "Don't you remember he's dumb?" "After he lost his virginity, he decided not to speak ever after!" "The dumb Master of wuxia only the Dragon Lone in the past... can think of something!" "Forget us!" "Think of someone new!" "You were bitten on your hips." "Will the poison follow the path of blood..." "Where to?" "To the place that will affect your fertility." "Yes, I'm worried too." "Do you know what to do?" "Why not find a Qi gong Master?" "Or massage." "Let me try... and I'll know whether it works or not" "No way, you can't!" "Flying down from the cape..." "Swing..." "Swinging towards Master Pai Mei..." "Come, come down..." "Dragon Lone!" "I've had a hard time looking for you!" "I read 'La-wa-la the Devilish Leader' again" "I discovered 'Iron Mask' lost deliberately to 'Rice Bag, the Devilish Leader" "Because Rice Bag is Iron Mask's illegitimate grandson!" "I can't even find the male lead for my new book" "Please don't bother me, I beg you..." "Tell me honestly am I your illegitimate grandson?" "Don't lie to me!" "Am I your illegitimate grandson?" "Say something!" "Dragon Lone!" "Silence?" "Speak up!" "They're squabbling Go and take a look!" "Let me tell you clearly..." "Daddy you will..." "Who are you?" "None of your business!" "Get outta my face!" "Watch your back!" "Watch your back" "Freeze!" "What show is this?" "This is a newly added program." "The good guys are after the bad guys." "$20 extra please." "Where are you going?" "Please come over here to watch the show!" "As a chivalry I will not let you hurt my family" "Forget about us!" "Create some new characters!" "Fatty, stop!" "Sophia!" "Stop it!" "You have no manners at all." "Beat up a person who doesn't know kung fu at all." "You bustard!" "You wanna fight?" "I'm standing right here." "Not even blinking my eyes, fight me!" "Fatty, fight me!" "Come on, fight me!" "Frankie, what exactly is love?" "Sophia!" "Love is... everlasting!" "Finally, you thought of something new?" "We can go now?" "I can now forget about you!" "Bye forever!" "People like me because of you Dragon Lone" "Thank you!" "Bye forever!" "My son!" "My son!" "I've said before." "If you fight I'll kill you." "That's because you were learning bad habits!" "Daddy, you told me not to fight with others." "So I've never fight before." "But now you're a big guy Even if you don't win, you can take some blows!" "That is your dear daughter Let me go!" "That is the boyfriend of your daughter" "You're all a family." "Go and take up this fight." "What if I die in the fight?" "You've never fight before" "Then how can you write this No. 8 wuxia novel?" "My son..." "Rice Bag!" "Sophia..." "Daddy!" "My son, who's going to eat shit?" "Someone" "Fly down here" "Ma, I can't fly" "You said you're No. 1 on earth but why can't you fly?" "Rice Bag!" "Eat shit!" "Good..." "Thank you" "Thank you" "Thanks" "Thanks" "Thank you" "Thanks" "Thank you" "Thank you, everyone... for coming..." "This trip to China inspired me." "I am very confident." "I believe in 2 or 3 weeks, my 8th novel will be ready for my readers." "Thank you very much, thank you!" "I want to marry Sophia, can I?" "What?" "I want to marry Sophia, can I?" "You want to marry my daughter?" "Don't ask me." "You can ask her, idiot" "Sophia, can I?" "Where should we go for honeymoon?" "Vienna" "Good!" "P. Leung, please book 2 plane tickets" "My dear!" "Come on over." "Daddy wants to write quietly at home." "Here, take these 2 plane tickets to Europe." "Go and have fun in Vienna for several days." "Go with Frankie, okay?" "Now?" "Daddy, I didn't say we're going now" "Giorgio Armani will have a show tomorrow." "If you go later you won't be able to see it" "No..." "I want to go home and sleep and have cup noodles." "Silly girl, these are first class tickets." "You can sleep comfortably and have all the cup noodles you like." "Vienna" "Thank you, Daddy" "Take care of her when you get to Vienna, okay?" "I'll try my best!" "Don't try." "You can't try anymore!" "If you do anything stupid, I'll kill you understand?" "Daddy" "Not all your beliefs are correct." "Don't make people follow your footsteps." "That night, I was really watching 'Nightmare on N-street" "But you thought I was crying You made me tell you I was dumped." "I'm over 20 already, but you want me to walk around with braids." "Have you thought that people will laugh at me?" "When you like it, you send me to Vienna with Frankie." "That's how stubborn you are." "You always thought you knew everything." "You always thought you were the leaders... who take over the situation in your books." "But daddy, I like who you are." "If you are not who you are you cannot write all those exciting novels." "So, be confident!" "You can come up with the next masterpiece." "We are all waiting" "You don't have to worry about me" "Because I already feel..." "I have the masterpiece." "And that's you" "Sophia, don't worry about daddy" "I am prepared." "I won't have you by my side all my life right?" "Daddy" "I won't leave you for all my life." "Don't say that..." "Don't..." "I won't leave you too." "Don't..." "I won't leave you." "Mr. Lone, I've copied for 3 days before I dare ask you." "You know how to type on the computer..." "But you still want me to copy it for you What's the use?" "I'm afraid you will be bored." "I'm not bored." "No matter what, I am used to it already If I don't have you here..." "I can't write." "Why?" "Do I have to say I love you?" "No" "Thank you" "Lone..." "Barbra!" "Hi!" "I am tired to use this old phone." "Bye bye" "What are you doing?" "Why the villain in your new book is called Streisand?" "What's the matter with Streisand?" "Barbra Streisand So you are making me a villain?" "Nothing of the kind." "You don't have to explain You're only hiding from me" "I tell you, I'm going to Europe to try out new phones" "I'll come back after I'm satisfied" "You listen to me..." "I'll go with you..." "Let's go to the travel agency to get a ticket right now..." "Barbra..." "We can go together" "Daddy, what are you doing?" "Kneeling on glass?" "Don't change your phone..." "He is jumping over hurdles" "You're talking about phones again?" "Don't talk about phones anymore." "She is a person." "If you want to marry her just say 'marry me, marry me'!" "Of course not." "Your daddy is an author" "Before he gets into the story, he always gives you some introduction." "Or else, how can he write a whole book?" "You are into interior design." "Why don't you chop some wood and make a chair?" "Go and chop wood" "I won't let you say that." "I won't let you say that." "If I catch you..." "Shut up!" "Barbra, listen to me." "I've decided to buy your phone." "Okay?" "No need." "There're lots in Europe!" "Barbra..." "listen to me..." "I told you" "Barbra!" "Quick, daddy, say it!" "Ba..." "Barbra..." "Two, three, four, say it!" "Five, six, seven..." "I wanna..." "I wanna marry you!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!"