"Ripadas do DVD por HOWLING" "Go get your sister." "Go." "What's going on out there?" "Yes." "Kwan, we're sending her back." "The treatment did not work." "No, she's changing at will." "She's totally out of control." "All right." "We'll be sending the crate out." "It should arrive in 48 hours." "Call me when it arrives." "Okay." "Goodbye, my friend." "Okay." "Let's see what we've got here." "What the fuck?" "All right, Char, listen, I know you're my daughter-in-law, but I really need this damn shipment of fireworks." "These investors are coming in real soon." "I gotta have 'em." "Okay okay." "I'll get on top of it." "But we have one more problem." "Now what?" "Well, we found out that the vandals broke in last night again." " They ruin anything?" " Yes, they broke into the backroom and they ruined everything." "What about the bots?" "They ruin the bots?" "Yes, the robots too." "Oh, and another thing..." "Tell me more today." "Make my day really miserable." "Fire Marshal Joe is here again." "What the fuck's he want now?" "Could you please not do that in here?" "Just take it outside." "All right, yeah, I gotta watch the explosion." "All right, goodbye." "Phil, Phil." "Stop for a second, Phil." "I got something you need to sign, Phil." "Get out of the way." "Move." " All right, guys, hit it." " Roger." "Fire it up." "Too much smoke." "Make it bigger." "I want more fire in it." "Why do I always have to run?" "Phil!" "Okay, yeah, definitely." "All right." "Everything's gonna be great, trust me." "Yep." "No, there's definitely gonna be three guys there the whole time." "Yeah." "Okay." "All right." "Okay, thank you." "Bye." " Hi, honey." " Baby, where have you been?" "I've been working out at the gym, sculpting my guns." "Your father's going bananas." "Please, you have to go in the back and fix those locks." "Vandals broke in again." "Everything is a mess." "Holy shit." "They destroyed this place." "Yeah, the vandals sure did a number on the bots." "When I came in this morning they were beat to hell." "So are you gonna be able to fix them before the demonstration?" "Eh, a couple solenoids, some servos..." "We're hemorrhaging hydraulic oil like a hyped-up dog in heat." " So can you fix 'em?" " Yeah." "Sons of bitches." "Looks like they hit this with a sledgehammer." "If I ever catch one of these guys, I swear to..." "Three!" "Three boxes of fireworks!" "Yes, ma'am." "We've got a lot of screw-ups here lately, but you should have them either today or tonight at the very latest." " All right." " Thank you." "Bye." "Listen, fella, I haven't seen any of the paperwork on your last three shipments." "And that pencil-pushing son of yours won't even show me the crates, let alone open 'em." "First of all, you aren't looking inside any crates." "Second of all, why don't you act like a real fire marshal and go padlock those firetrap tenements your buddies have down on the south side?" "...fire south side tenements." "And while you're at it, to put out the fire you just started." "What an idiot." " Phil." " Hey, what's up?" " The shipment's in." " Really?" "All right." "About time." "What does that guy hate you so much?" " I stole his girlfriend in high school." " Really?" "Married her too." "Yeah, baby." "Kari's dog is going crazy." "Everybody, let's get the box inside." "Come on, get to work." "Let's go." "Phil, there's only supposed to be three boxes." "The more the merrier." "Oh, God." "It's time." " Hello." " Listen, hon," "I can't talk long, and I'm sure you're busy too." "I'm just calling to remind you to remind the kids about dinner tonight." " You still want to meet up, right?" " Yep." "All right." "Love you, babe." "Gotta go." "I love" "Oh." "Bye, guys." "See you in a week when I get back from Aruba!" " Bye, Sharon." " Bye, Sharon." "Have a good time." "Thank you." "Ooh, bring me shells back, yeah." "I like shells." "Good job today, guys." "Uh, listen, sorry-- a little rough." "A lot of pressure on me lately." " A little rough, huh?" " It's okay, Phil." "Anyway, Mom wanted me to remind you about dinner tonight." " Yeah, we know." " All right, just be there." " Uh-huh." " Bye, guys." "Have a swell evening." ""Have a swell evening."" "Fucker." "I hate that prick." "God, are you ready to go?" " Yeah, I'm ready." " Yeah?" "You know, we have a little bit of time." "We could go back to the house and freshen up." "maybe a little bit of ooh-la-la, as the French say." "Is that what they say?" "That's what I hear." "I'm a little worn out today." "I promise I'll be quick." "Come on." "Yeah, I know." "Ooh." " Where are you going?" " Home." "No, you'll stay here and you're going to have-- son of a bitch!" "Crap, she left her phone." " She can get it tomorrow." " Uh, Aruba." " Well, that sucks for her." " No, it sucks for you." " No no." " Mm-hmm." "Somebody has to stay here and that somebody is you, Kevin." "So tell your little friend to calm down." "Yeah, "little."" "Fucking shit." "Fuck." "Is everything okay, my friend?" " Hey." " Jesus." "Yeah." "Kevin, baby, what happened to your hand?" "I think Kari's fucking dog nipped me." " Kari's dog?" " Let me see." "That dog's so friendly." "He wouldn't bite you like that." "Are you kidding?" "Jeez, I hope it doesn't have rabies." "Christ." "Thanks." "Yeah, me too." "Baby, did Sharon pick up her phone?" "No, she didn't pick up her phone." "We should have your mom take a look at this." "Speaking of which, where is she?" "She's running late again." " Honey, is it hurting?" " Yeah." "I'm fine." "Attention all Level Three personnel, specimen 78 is out of containment." "Neutralization procedure Alpha Delta in effect." "Oh, speak of the devil." "Sorry, guys, I'm late." "Did you order yet?" "Where were you?" "Can I get a menu?" " Honey." " What?" " Where were you?" " I was in traffic." "There's no traffic." "Oh my God." "Let me look at this." " What happened?" " Kari's dog bit him." " Kari's dog?" " Mom, let go." "I'm fine." " But he's so friendly." " Yeah, I'm sure." " Are you sure it was Kari's dog?" " Yeah, I'm sure." "Does this place have any service?" "I'm starved." "Well, Kari brought it in for its regular shots, so you don't have to worry about rabies." "Great." "Maybe you'll bleed to death." " Awesome." " Honey, baby, why don't you go wash that a little bit?" "Jesus." "Order me a burger-- rare." "If I were a big stupid oaf like Phil, where would I keep that paperwork?" "Aha, there it is." "Gotcha." "Hmm." "A little tip for the fire marshal?" "So we got the shipment in today." " What shipment?" " The one I've been waiting for." "Honey, you know I never pay attention to you." "The one for the big investors." "I've been busy lately." "Refresh me." "Okay, they're extremely big investors." "These guys deal with all the pyrotechnics on the West Coast-- movie effects, all the big summer blockbusters." "They're big time." "They saw the promo video on the website and they're coming out here on short notice to see what kind of demo we can do for them." "If they like what they see, that means lots of you-know-what." "Honey, you never told me that." "That's great." "I told you." " Who is it?" " It's Michael." "He's on spring break." "He says he's coming by the studio tomorrow." "Oh, that's great." "That's just great." "What's he gonna do now, tell us the aliens picked him up?" "Honey, stop." "Yeah, you should support your children no matter what they decide to do in life." "What do you call 30 grand a year?" "I sent him to get a good education." "I wanted him to have a good life." "He only has this alien crap he talks about." "He says this time he has proof aliens exist." "They exist, my ass." " What did E.T. do?" " Phone home." "Oh yeah, phone home." " What's this?" " Aren't you glad you ate before this?" "Say that again." "Aren't you glad that you ate before this?" "Do you have to stick that all the way in there?" "I thought you said it doesn't hurt." "It doesn't." "Okay, so it needs to be all the way in there." "It just kind of itches, actually." "Makes me feel a little bit hyper." " Hmm." " Is that weird?" "Yes, that is weird." "God, Kevin, this looks horrible." "No, it's not that bad." "I actually kind of feel energized." "All right, yeah, there's enough on there." "Let me clean it up a little bit." "Wanna have some sex?" "Do I wanna have some sex?" "Yeah." "I don't know." "That's a terrible response to that question." "All right, why don't you get me a bandage?" "How does that sound?" "Come on." " Okay, I'll go get you a bandage." " That's fantastic." "Don't forget my question." "Hey, slow down." "Okay, let me not forget what I have to do-- there's gas, post office, shipment..." "Today's gonna be crazy." "Last night was pretty intense." "Hey, how are you feeling?" "I've never felt better." " Kev." " Yeah." "I have to go run errands, go to the post office and stuff." "Yeah, go on ahead." "Kev, make sure you change that bandage, okay?" "Yeah." "Oh yeah." "There it is." "It's time to go." "Post-it notes..." "Where the hell is everybody?" "What's Sharon's car still doing here?" "I thought she went to Aruba already." "Well, Jimmy and the crew-- they're setting up out back and I haven't seen neither Kevin nor Char." "And as far as Sharon's car is concerned, I'm sure she just had one of her good friends pick her up and drive her to the airport-- you know, considering those high costs for the garages at the airports." "What the fuck are you talking about?" "Phil, relax." "Let's have a good day." "Hey, Dad, what's going on, man?" "So what, are you blowing shit up today or what?" " You remember Krystal, right?" " Nope, don't believe we've met before." " Hi." " How are you doing?" "Yeah, so anyway, where's Kev?" "Should be here soon." "Hi, I'm Char, Kevin's wife." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "So, spring break?" "Whoo!" "Spring break!" "Better believe it, Dad." "Come inside." "I'll show you what we're working on." "Let's go see what kind of stuff he's got, Krystal." " You've never been here before, right?" " No." " Wow." " Cool, you've still got the Jedi thing." " Awesome." " We're still shooting music videos, but check out the stuff here on the table." "Krystal, try on these gloves here." "Watch this." " Go ahead, move your hands." " Wow, this is so cool." "Now move your feet." "Hey, do a little ditty." " Hey, what's going on, bro?" " How are you doing, man?" " Good." "How are you doing?" " Good." "You look so handsome." "Fantastic." "Hi." "High five." "Oh, I'm sorry." "What the hell did you guys do to my dog?" "!" "It looks like you blew him to fucking pieces!" "Kari, what the hell are you talking about?" "We didn't blow anything up." "So how do you explain this?" "You obviously blew him up." "Nah, this was no explosion." " Well, then what was it?" " I don't know." "Well, when you got it figured out, let me know." "I got it figured out." "I know what this was." " This was aliens, man." " Stop it." "Look, Dad, you just don't want to hear the truth." "Does anyone here have a napkin?" " Oh, gross." " Oh, man." " I threw up." " You spit on me too." "Mauled." "Gnarled and mauled." " Look at this." "This is a mess." " Dad." " Really a mess." " Hey." "Freakin' vandals." "Maybe they killed the dog." "I don't have time for this crap." "I've got these investors coming in tomorrow at 5:00 a.m." "They're gonna meet me at the landfill." "I can't deal with this stuff now." "Hey, Phil, looks like somebody broke in again last night." "They used a freakin' gun this time." "Crazy." "Jesus." "Kevin, fix the lock." "We're taking off." "Have fun cleaning this up." "What happened to your glasses?" "I left them at the house." "Char!" "What's he doing over there?" "Yo, numb nuts, put that down." "Oh!" "What a moron." "Yello." "Hey." "Nah, nothing." "Just watching idiots." "Just out of curiosity, has anyone seen any wild animals," "like a bear or a wolf?" "No, I haven't, but I'll ask around." "Why?" "No reason." "I love you, baby." "I gotta go." "Don't worry about it, guys." "I just had a little blackout for a second there, but I'm okay." "Well, we've got another one on our hands." "All right, good night." "Make sure you lock up." " Phil, I still haven't found Kevin." " He's over there." "Make sure you lock up now." "Kev?" "Kev, you have blood on your lip." "I bit it." " Hello." " Papa." "Christine!" "Christine!" "You've sent me away again." "You don't accept me for who I am or what I am." " Christine, where are you?" " Why should you care?" "I don't want you to search for me." "I want to start a family of my own." "I will make more like me." "Holy shit." "Now what's going on?" "There are some bloody chunks, Phil." "I think I'm gonna puke." "What the hell's wrong with you?" " What's going on?" " I have no idea." "They won't let us in." "Bullshit." "Hey, Greg, what's up?" "Hey, Phil." "Yeah, some bad stuff." "We're trying to sort it out." "Some kids came across a body on the tracks a couple of hours ago..." "...or what's left of it." " So what happened?" "We're pretty sure the train ran over it, maybe even a couple of times." " Really?" " Pieces everywhere." "Who's the poor bastard got hit?" " Not sure about that yet either." " Jesus." "Maybe it's one of those vandals you were complaining about." "A lot of stuff's going on." "We've got the accident out back." "They think the train killed whoever it was." "You know, we've got to keep focused." "We've got this big thing coming in at 5:00 a.m. tomorrow." "These investors are coming in." "They've got a lot of money." "It means a lot of chances for us to do things." "You've gotta keep focused." "Make sure you have..." "All right, listen, those shows will consist of six inches of fiber specialty stuff we've brought in." "Make sure it's in the right position." " Don't screw up and mislabel anything." " Who was that?" " Just looking for a job." " Oh." "Michael, listen, don't screw up." "Don't be a numb nuts." "Make sure you look at everything you do." "There's no "oops" in this business." "If there's "oops," you're dead." "All right, Dad." "Enough with the business bullshit." "We wanna go out." "Come on, we've been here all day." "I haven't seen Kevin in, like, I don't know, a while." "Can we get out of here?" "All right, go ahead." " Party tonight." "Get back here early." " Yes!" "I've been dying to go out." "Kevin, baby, let's go." "You're being a prima donna." "Dude." "Dude, are you all right?" "Baby, are you all right?" "I'm feeling really weird." "You don't look good." "I'm gonna go get the check." "You stay here, okay?" "Whoo!" "What's up, bro?" "How are you doing, man?" "Baby, we've got to get back to the studio." "Yeah, look, we're gonna take off, all right?" "You didn't look so good out there on the dance floor, man." "You feel better, okay?" "All right, babe." "Fucking speak!" "Fucking speak!" "Say something, you fucking asshole!" "I cannot fucking believe you!" "I fucking saw it with my own fucking eyes!" "Don't sit there like you're fucking stupid all of a fucking sudden." "Fucking shit." "Get out." "This is fun." "Damn!" "My cock tastes like butter, baby." "Hey, baby." "Ready to have some fun?" "I got a nice piece of meat for ya." "I wouldn't mind a bite." "I hear someone." "Put it down." "Put it down." "Oh, shit." "Get him." "You son of a bitch." "Son of a bitch." "No, stay away." "No, stay away." "No!" "No!" "Arghh!" " Did you hear that?" " Vandals." " Can I come?" " Stay." "Hey, uh... you like, uh... clipboards?" "I cannot fucking believe you!" "I fucking saw it with my own fucking eyes!" "Don't sit there like you're fucking stupid!" "Over here, this way." "Over here." "Let go." "I'm telling you, I heard it from the front of the shop." "It was the back of the shop." "Oh my God, are you deaf?" "It obviously came from the front." "See, you're just like your mother." "You never listen." " I'm taken." " You're taken?" "Yeah, I know, but-- sometimes I chat online with this girl and she gets a little nasty." "She's got a boyfriend too, you know." "It doesn't really matter." "Just as I thought-- nothing's here." "Do you like movies?" " You like movies?" " Mm-hmm, they're great." "Yeah, aren't they?" "Do you like the explosions in movies?" "I like them when there's a blows up in your face." "That's the money shot." "Come on, I'll show you who's right." "I'll show you who's right." "Look, I told you nothing's out here." "Just wait a minute." "Just wait." "I'm gonna go see where Michael is." "That's a good idea." "I'll come with you." "You shouldn't go alone." " Shut up." " Just leave." " I can't leave you out here..." " Yes, you can." "...all by yourself." " Please, do me a favor." "That's weird." "I don't know what you expect to find with that thing anyway." "Could you shut up for a second and just wait a minute?" "Don't tell me to shut up." "God, you've always gotta be right, Dad." " That's 'cause I'm always right." " Oh, yeah." "Did you guys find anything?" "No." "Just like I said, nothing." "Who the heck's this?" "Char, what do you want?" "I'm out front." "Would you send someone to open the door?" "What the hell?" "Jesus Christ!" "Everybody get inside, quick." "Char, Char!" "I'm out front." "Inside, quick." "Hurry up, hurry up." "You guys stay here." "You guys all stay here." " I'm scared." " I'm not scared." "I'm so scared too." "Man, what the fuck are you doing?" " Phil, can you hear me?" " Char, stay out in front." "Something's happening." "Just stay out in front." " I'll be right there." " Phil, what's going on?" "That's awesome." "Are you kidding me?" "How often do you see stuff like that?" " Phil, hurry up!" " I'm coming, Char, I'm coming." " It would be...?" " It could be a yeti!" " Yeti!" " Yeah, that was awesome!" "Phil, open the door!" "Hurry up!" "Phil, hurry up!" "Open the door!" " That's excellent, man." " It's like we're in a movie." "Krystal, come on." "How could you not think this is awesome?" "What the hell was that thing?" "Definitely not a vandal." "What the hell's going on?" "Get in the studio." "Hurry up." "Hurry up, get in there." "Brace the door." "Hurry up." "Hurry up." "Hurry up." "Quickly, something else." "Hurry up." "Get something else." "Get it." "Help." "Hurry up." "I got tape." "You idiot, get out of here." "Help." "Hurry up." "Where's Kevin?" "He was with you last." "Oh, shit." "What are we gonna do?" "I'll think of something." "What if we use the robots to fight it?" "Genius." "Go ahead." "Get the lights." "Damn." "Michael, hurry up and reset the breaker." "Michael, Michael, where are you?" "Hold on one second." "I'm turning on the lights." "There's a dead robot over here." "Oh, here you are." "What do you mean, here I am?" "Krystal!" "I suppose it's time for introductions." "Hey, you've reached Kevin." "Go ahead and leave a message and I will get back to you" "He's not answering." "All right, we do not have much time here." "Uh... my name is Kwan-- that is with a "K"." "I'm a paranormal bounty hunter who specializes in the reversal and research of lycanthropes, which seems to be the main problem here, yes?" "You mean, werewolves?" "Yes, werewolves." "So, what about aliens?" "Are aliens real?" " Yeah, of course, yeah." " I knew it!" "What?" "Look, we are very pressed for time." "I need to see the one who was bitten, actually." "What?" "Uh, Christine has bitten someone and is in the process of turning them." "Kevin." "Kevin?" "Sweet!" "Kevin's a werewolf?" "Shut up." "This werewolf's name is Christine?" "Yeah." "5'6", red hair, pale?" "Oh, yeah." "She was dancing with Kevin tonight." "That's the same bitch who came in here looking for a job yesterday." "Watch your mouth." "That's my sister you're talking about." "Screw you!" "That's my husband she infected and ran off with." "What does she want with Kevin?" "Uh, well, she's-- she's looking to breed, to start a new family." "That bitch is going down." "Trust me, the hatred is mutual." "I highly doubt that." "Well, Kevin, uh... cannot move on and start a new family until all ties are... severed with you." "Therefore, well, Christine-- she's going to kill you." "Oh." "Kevin will never let this happen, never." "Well, you'd be surprised, 'cause the Kevin you know is gone." "This wolf, this beast is a transformation of him and unless we get to him in time, the infection will be irreversible." "Okay..." "I have no idea what's going on." " That's news." " Okay." "What can you do for him?" "Uh, perhaps with a correct treatment" "I can reverse the transformation." "What sort of treatment?" "Oh yeah, herbs, amulets and chants-- primitive means and, you know, whatnot." "Yeah, that worked so well for my daughter." "Ha ha!" "I've heard in other parts of the country there are people practicing more "scientific" methods, but we can't very well just look them up in the phone book." "You're welcome to try if you want." "For now you'll have to settle for me." "What makes you an expert on werewolves?" "Well, let's just say" "I have an internally vested interest." "What?" "Honey, listen, there's something weird" "Stop talking." "I need you to meet me down at the pit in half an hour." "There's something you need to see." "What--?" "What?" "What happened?" "She wants me to meet her at the pit." "She sounded serious." "I don't know." "I gotta go." "I gotta go to the pit." "Well, then I'm going too." "We are all going." "And then she said, "Papa!"" ""Papa, Papa!"" "I live around here, you know." "If you just take a left up here, you can drop me off by my house." "No sweat, guys." " Just sit back and relax." " Just jump out." " Please." " Jump out now as we're going." "Was Roswell a cover-up?" "Do you guys think this is gonna take too long?" "'Cause I got a really hot internet date later on tonight." "So what about aliens and anal probe?" "Her name's Cassie and she's from Texas." "She weighs 350 lbs." "Questions." "That's all it is with you-- it's the questions over and over." "Sorry, Kwan with "K", if you can't handle some questions." "Unbelievable." "Oh, Jesus!" "Are you fucking crazy?" "What's wrong with you?" " Oh my God." " Jesus Christ, you shot me, you bastard." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." " Phil, are you okay?" " No, I'm not okay." "I wish I had a girlfriend." "Where's Elizabeth?" "Where's Kwan?" "I found it." "It's over here." "Oh my God, what is that?" "Well, this is extremely interesting." "What you're seeing here is her feeding den what mood she was in by her bite patterns, her premenstrual cycle-- everything." "Actually, you can tell a lot from even where she defecated by your right foot there." "Uh, it could be a raccoon, but I think she's coming back around here." "Get back to the lights." "Get back to the lights." "Guys, remember to stay away from the firing tubes." "They're live." "Carl, keep your eyes out." "They can come up from any side." "Don't worry about me." "You watch yourself." "What is that noise?" "I gotta pee." "I gotta pee." "What's he spreading around, werewolf piss?" "Kwan, what the hell are you doing?" "This is the magical werewolf serum which will keep them from coming within the circle as soon as I use the Tibetan flute song." "Oh, Jeez Louise, I gotta get out of here." "Where is he going?" "What's going on?" "What's he doing?" "No!" "I wanna go home." "Papa!" "It hurts so bad." "Please" "You piece of shit!" "This is the last one!" "You're dead!" "No more of my family, you cocksucker!" "You're dead!" "Well, apparently, the Tibetan werewolf flute song didn't work out so well." "Scheisse, puppy." "Excuse me." "Bad puppy!" "Get off!" "No no, we need intervention." "Kwan!" "Thank you." "Oh, that's good." "Oh, I feel much better about myself." "This is going to go very well." "You're not too fancy now, huh-- you and your big fancy fluffy teeth?" "I don't think you'll like this." "If the Fuehrer could only see how well I'm doing right now, he would be so proud." "Kevin!" "Kevin, It's me." "No, Kevin." "It's me, Kevin." "Kevin, stop!" "Hey, bitch!" "Say cheese." "Great show, guys." "You tell Phil:" "anything you want, we'll fund it." "All right." "Yee-haw!" "Oh my God, Elizabeth, what are you?" "I'm a werewolf hunter." "He'll be fine in no time." "So you are the one." " Kwan, I presume?" " None other." "Unidentified flying object entering earth's atmosphere." "Please investigate." " Hey, hon." " Mom!" "I love you guys." "I love guys too." "Oh, really?" "I can't quit you, Kwan." "I've got a hole in my pants." "Okay, guys, let's go get some breakfast." "Wait a minute, where's Phil?" "Oh, God." "Jesus." "Killed me." "Oh God, I don't believe it." "Oh, no." "You can't make this shit up." "Get away, you little bastard." "No no no, not the anal probe!"