""Mission Marvel"" "[ROCK PLAYING]" "Spidey:" "Aunt May!" "Phineas and Ferb are making a crossover." "Yeah, we are!" "[SURF ROCK PLAYING]" "♪ Grab a space board and catch a wave ♪" "♪ The asteroid ocean is quite a rave ♪" "♪ We're gonna zoom, zoom, zoom through the stratosphere ♪" "♪ There's a reason that they call it the Final Frontier ♪" "♪ Shoot the tube into the void We're surfing asteroids ♪" "♪ Take my hand We're gonna rock and roll ♪" "♪ Past a little red dwarf and a big black hole ♪" "♪ So grab a friend and come right over ♪" "♪ Pretty soon this party's gonna supernova ♪" "♪ Supernova ♪ ♪ Supernova ♪" "♪ Catch a big, blue comet and a purple quasar ♪" "♪ Just need a pressure suit and a surf guitar ♪" "♪ Just shoot the tube into the void ♪" "♪ We're surfing asteroids ♪ ♪ We're surfing those asteroids ♪" "♪ We're surfing asteroids ♪ ♪ We're surfing those asteroids ♪" "♪ We're surfing asteroids ♪" "Isabella:" "That was awesome!" "Yeah!" "The cosmic rays we collected through our satellite dish made a great power source for our surfboards." "Baljeet:" "Well, I, for one, need to get back to the space station." " Phineas:" "All right." " You know, these suits are equipped with..." "Baljeet:" "I do not want to do it in the suit." "Hi, guys!" "How were the asteroid waves?" "They were totally cranking, dude!" "[LAUGHS] He called me "dude."" "We're about the take the module down." "Are we cleared for landing?" "Uh, one moment." "All clear." "Hey, where is Perry?" "CHORUS: # Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!" "#" "Struggle all you want, Perry the Platypus." "You're not getting out of that." "It's hydraulic." "I don't know if you're aware of this, but my brother, Roger, is the mayor." "All right, I may have touched upon the subject from time to time, but you know, I figured, why not mention it again just for clarity?" "Anyway, that job gives him all these cool mayoral powers." "So, I created the Power-drain-inator to drain all his powers into this canister and then" "I, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, get to wield them!" "Just think, I will have the power to raise taxes, pass legislation, and even cut the ceremonial ribbon at openings, where I'll finally be able to use these!" "You like them?" "I got them at a garage sale." "Oh, see, that's one of those hydraulic lines that, uh, goes to your..." "Aw, come on." "One kick and you destroy my inator?" "And what, you're just gonna thwart and run?" "I, I thought this was going to be a special, extended episode." "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" "Whoa-oh!" " Hey, Vinnie." "The usual?" " Yep." "Same old same old." "[SCREAMING] [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]" "Whoo!" "Ha!" "I didn't know this was gonna be a pool party." "I would've brought my trunks." "[GRUNTING]" "Oh, hey, kid." "Glad you could make it." "I'm just fashionably late." "Back off, fellas." "If that thing's firing anti-matter blasts," " it's gonna pack a big punch." " I pack a bigger punch." "Red Skull: [GERMAN ACCENT] Modok, take zem all out." "Fool!" "Your webs can't stop my mind. [LAUGHS]" "Spider-Man:" "Missed me!" "Iron Man:" "That's it for you creeps." "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Can I web 'em up?" "[GRUNTING]" "Let's go!" "Move, you big tin schnitzel!" " What was that?" " I don't know, but they're getting away!" "Whoa!" "Well, that's new." "Something's wrong I can't move." "Sit tight." "Mighty Mjolnir will bring them down." " My strength, it's gone!" " I'll go." "[GRUNTING]" "Somehow, our powers have been drained." "I need to get to Jarvis and figure this out." "Let's get back to SHIELD." "[GRUNTING]" "Hey, guys!" "My power's down and my suit's frozen." "Can somebody give me a hand?" " Hulk, can you carry him?" " My power's gone, too." "Oh, for... well, can somebody find a furniture dolly?" "That was the best thing we've done this morning!" "Mom!" "Hurry!" "Here!" "Look!" " Hi, Mom!" " Hi, kids." " Why aren't you in space?" " Eh, we got hungry." "Oh, that's my cue." "I'll make you guys some snacks before I leave." "Well, this stinks." "Without my spider powers, I'm just a guy in a body stocking." "And I had to leave Mjolnir in the street!" "It just became too heavy." "At least you guys aren't locked inside this metal suit." "Man, do I regret having that second cup of coffee this morning." "Now, we have to find out where that beam came from." "Danville." "Danville, USA." "Have you been standing there this whole time?" "Yes." "Yes, I have." "The beam that hit you originated from the Tri-State area, bounced off a space station's satellite dish, and hit you in New York City during your fight." " Is that one of SHIELD's?" " No." "It's theirs." "Man, that kid has a weird-shaped head." "Hey, guys, guys!" "I can't see." "Hey... [CRASH]" "A little help here?" "I got him." "Make sure you get all these little pieces over here, too." "No, no, no." "You're missing the big one." " Okey dokey!" " You know, Norm, the Power-Drain-inator did get one shot off before it died." "I wonder if it hit anything." "Male Newscaster:" "Dateline, New York City." "A mysterious ray has drained the power from four of our beloved superheroes." "We now return you to Horse in a Bookcase, already in progress." "[HORSE NEIGHING] That was me!" "That was me!" "I drained the power from those superheroes!" "Winning!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "I-I should update my evil blog on the Love Muffin site!" ""OMG." "I drained all the powers from a group of superheroes all the way in New York, and those powers belong to me now!" "Happy emoticon."" "And, send." "Norm, let's get the powers out of the canister so I can start wielding them." "I can't wait to fly and run fast and carry a big hammer around for no reason!" "Uh, sir, I hate to be the bearer of empty canisters, but this canister is empty." "What?" "So I don't have the powers?" "Time to blog a retraction, I guess!" "Uh, you know, I'm not gonna change it." "Uh, everyone exaggerates on the Internet." "Red Skull:" "There was a slight miscalculation." "Becomes clearer upon seeing zis footage." "That makes it more than a slight miscalculation, Red Skull." "It is a major mistake!" "We could have destroyed the heroes once and for all." "Enough!" "It doesn't change the fact that the heroes are now powerless." "But what could have happened to their powers?" "Modok?" "!" "I, Modok, the perfect combination of human intellect and machine, have interfaced with all of the digital information stored on the vast network of the World Wide Web!" "Yeah, I can do the same thing with my phone." "Plus, I've got free roaming." " Nice!" " As I was saying, I have found some puny, inferior human known as Doofenshmirtz claiming that he has drained the heroes of all their superpowers." "Hmm, Doofenshmirtz." "That sounds Drusselsteinian." "I have a cousin who married a Drusselsteinian." "She is dead to me!" " So, who is this Doofenshmirtz?" " I'm projecting his image now." " Red Skull:" "He is beautifully grotesque." " All hideous and deformed." " He must have some backstory." " Where can we find ziss sideshow freak?" "He is in the Tri-State area." "Danville, to be precise." "Danville, eh?" "Gentlemen, it looks like we are going on an evil road trip." " Ooh, shotgun." " You do not fit in ze shotgun position!" "Well, that was fun." "And it's only 10:30." " What else should we do today?" " Oh, hey, kids." "I'm going to be taking a walking tour of the Tri-State area today." "[MOBILE RINGS]" "Yes, Candace." "You're in charge." " Whoopie!" " Bye, kids!" "Hey, where's Perry?" "Oh, there he is!" "Computer:" "Platypus trap engaged." "Ah, Perry the Platyp..." "You're not Perry the Platypus!" "Who are you guys?" "This is Whiplash, this is Venom, and I am Red Skull." "Yes." "Yes, you are." "You know, you really should use sun block." "Y-You're burned down to the bone." "I am Modok and you are the one they call Doofenshmirtz." "Oh, yeah, that's what they sing at the end of the birthday song an..." "Oh, you know, at least they would have... if anybody ever sang that song for me." "Anyway." "Hey, the floating head and little arms thing." "I tried that back in the '90s." "I'll rule the Tri-State area!" "Aah!" "I cou..." "I could never maneuver out the front door, but I see you're pretty mobile." "What are you guys doing here?" "Show us your devices, Doofenshmirtz." ""Sure-so devices"?" "Is that Latin?" " Show us your devices." " I'm still not getting it." "Uh, anyone?" " I have no idea." " Show." "Us." "Your." "Devices." "Oh, you want to see my inators!" "Man, man, you got quite an accent there." "All right, here's what I'm working on now." "Behold!" "The Sloth-inator." "It will give me the powers of a sloth!" "Which are super slowness and super leaf-eating." " Are you sure this is the right guy?" " Modok is infallible!" "Then he must be toying with us, playing us for fools." "He is even more diabolical than we thought." "Seriously, I'll be able to eat this whole branch!" "But, you know, like, slowly." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "Ferb, are you expecting someone?" "[FANFARE PLAYS] Not them." "Spider-Man:" "Aren't you a little young to be stealing superheroes' super powers?" "Yes." "Yes, we would be, Spider-Man, if we actually did it." "But like I said, I don't think we did." "You can't see it, but I have a rather severe look of disappointment on my face." "This'll turn that tin frown upside down." "Juice in a box." "We have nothing like this in Asgard!" "[GRUNTS]" " Straw cannot penetrate!" " Hey, hey, hey!" "Calm, blue ocean." "Let me take care of that for you, buddy." "Thanks, Isabella." "Well, the power siphoning ray originated in the Tri-State area." "And I was thinking you guys would know something about it since it bounced off your space station." " Are you sure it was our space station?" " It was shaped like your head." "Well, that sounds like ours, but we don't know anything about a power siphoning ray." "I was afraid of that." "Well, the first thing we have to do is get our powers back." " Ferb, I know what we're gonna..." " All right, boys and girls, listen up!" "Mom's on a walking tour of Danville, and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge." "That means no shenanigans." "Hey, Spider-Man." "So I'll be over at Stacy's all d-d-d-d-day." " Sup?" " Greetings, fair young maiden." "[SQUEAKING ] It's superheroes in our kitchen!" "Candace is gonna go lie down for a while." " That's it, just breathe." " Thor..." "Hulk..." "Iron Man... in our kitchen..." " Isabella:" "They're only superheroes." " Looks like you guys have a fan." "Oh, boy. [CAT YOWLS]" "Then it's probably good she didn't see that." "Iron Man:" "I'm okay." "Hey, where's Perry?" "Major Monogram:" "Have a seat, Agent P." "Due to the gravity of your mission today, the gentleman on the big screen will be addressing you while I use this old TV monitor Carl found" " in the basement." " Carl:" "Sorry, sir." "I couldn't get the split screen to work." "Anyway, this is Director Nick Fury of S-H-I-E-L-D." "That's SHIELD." "It's an acronym." "Oh, like OWCA." "Yes, except it's cool." "Now, where is your agent, Major?" " He's sitting right there." " You mean, behind the platypus?" "No, that's secret agent Perry the Platypus." "Is he some kind of super platypus with super platypus powers?" "Uh, no." "Does he have some kind of robotic platypus exoskeleton?" " He, uh... he has a fedora." " Hey, wait a minute." "Were you wearing that eye patch when we started?" "Oh, this?" "Yeah, it's, uh, doctor's orders." "Uh, I have a sty." " Carl:" "He thinks it makes him look cool!" " No, I don't!" "I'm going to proceed as if this were going really well." "Agent P, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk and Spider-Man have lost their super powers due to a mysterious power siphoning ray, which we believe originated somewhere in the Danville area." "We fear a group of super-villains are closing in." "We need you to monitor the situation and report back." "Francis, I'm gonna need you..." "Now what are you doing?" "Carl:" "He thinks two eye patches makes him look twice as cool." "I don't know what you're talking about." "[GROANS]" "Welcome to my hall of inators." "Ah, here's a good one." "This, this was my Oatmeal-to-porridge-inator." "I know, it's a fine distinction, don't get me started." "And here's my Multi-helio- tactical-baboon-glom-inator." "I think that one is self-explanatory." "Oh and here's my Waffle-inator, and the Junk-mail-inator..." "I do not understand." "These machines are useless." " What is wrong with this man?" " Maybe he is a misunderstood genius." "Or maybe he is a perfectly understood idiot." "And finally, my Disintegrator-inator!" "Pretty impressive, huh?" "Where is the machine zat took away the powers of the heroes?" "Oh, my Power-drain-inator!" "Ooh, that was a cool one." "And it was destroyed by my nemesis, Perry the Platypus." "You just missed him." "Perry the Platypus?" "Is he a Super-Soldier platypus?" " No." " Was he bitten by a radioactive platypus?" "No, he's, uh, just a regular, crime-fighting platypus." "It is no matter!" "You will rebuild the machine!" "Oh, so we're working together now!" "Great!" "I'll be the leader." "I've always wanted an evil entourage." " Let's destroy him." " Nein." "Let him think he is in charge." "When he has exceeded his usefulness, we will give him to Modok to destroy." "Hey, where is Modok?" "Curse you, Danville, town of small doors!" "Listen, before I rebuild the machine, I've got some errands to run." "You guys should come with." "Is your head gonna burst into flames, or am I thinking of somebody else?" "Ladies and gentlemen, and Hulk, allow me to unveil our" "Secret Hideout for Emergency Defense, or "SHED" for short." "I think we're gonna need something a little bigger." "Oh, the rustic exterior is a facade." "Wait till you see the inside!" "Iron Man:" "Oh, man!" "You guys are good." "Just a little British sci-fi technology." "Iron Man, looks like someone raided your armory." "Oh, you like that, huh?" "This is the Beak suit, Mark 2." "We're still working on the waterproofing, so we can't take it out in the rain." "You know, Stark Industries offers summer internships." "Thanks, but this summer is pretty packed." " Apparently." " And these are your SHED key card IDs." "They'll get you into all areas of the compound." "Ooh!" "And they're laminated." "Um... hi. [CHUCKLES] Would you guys read my fan fiction?" "It's a story where Thor and Hulk decide to learn ice-skating..." "I'm sorry, but we're not allowed to accept unsolicited material." "Candace, I didn't know you were a fangirl." "Oh, sure, from way back." "It started 'cause I had to do a lot of research to get up to speed for the Ducky Momo-Superhero crossover event." "Quack-quack!" "Ducky Momo-san, superhero-desu!" "Okay, superheroes, we have to get to work building a device that will restore your powers!" "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today." "[CHUCKLES]" "[MUSIC PLAYING]" "♪ Stepping out with my brand new crew ♪" "♪ Nobody's gonna tell us what we can't do ♪" "♪ Or where we can go or what we can see ♪" "♪ This time everyone will listen to me ♪" "♪ My evil buddies and me ♪ ♪ Shoop, dooby-doop, doop ♪" "♪ Me and my evil friends ♪ ♪ Shoop, dooby-doop, doop, doop, doop ♪" "♪ When we're out together wreaking havoc ♪" "♪ The fun just never ends ♪" "♪ We're stealing coins from wishing wells ♪" "♪ We're cleaning clocks, ringing bells ♪" "♪ We're a roving pack of ne'er-do-wells, you see ♪" "♪ My evil buddies and me ♪ ♪ Shoop, dooby-doop, doop, doop, dooby-doop ♪" "♪ Shoop, dooby-doop, doop, doop, dooby-doop ♪ ♪ My evil buddies and me ♪" "♪ My evil entourage ♪" "[BABY GURGLING]" "♪ If you see us out carousing, you better stay in your garage ♪" "♪ We're perpetrating misdemeanors ♪" "♪ Stealing bags from vacuum cleaners ♪" "♪ We're the jerks who stole all those wieners from that guy ♪" "♪ My evil buddies and I ♪ ♪ Shoop, dooby-doop, doop, doop, dooby-doop ♪" "♪ Shoop, dooby-doop, doop ♪ ♪ My evil buddies and I ♪" "Until we find out what happened to your actual powers, this machine should be able to replicate them temporarily." "Everyone in position, and we'll start calibration." " Let's get our hero on!" " Just a minute, Candace." "We all set?" " All set." "Just as soon as I..." " Great!" "All set!" "[SIREN GOES OFF] lock down the power assignments and reverse polarity." " Candace, what did you do?" " Uh-oh." " Are you guys okay?" " By Odin's beard, I feel invigorated!" " See?" "It worked." "Hmm?" " Well, not exactly." "Look!" "Something is not right." "Whew!" "Oh, boy!" "That was great!" "Hey, I've got an idea!" "Let's go get some ice cream and spoil our dinner." "I mean, who's gonna tell us no, huh?" "That's it!" "I've had it!" "We are wasting our time!" "We need to bring the heroes to us!" "Well!" "Something's gone terribly wrong, Candace." "You've swapped all their powers." "Obviously, Thor's got Spider-Man's powers!" "Spider-Man got Hulk's powers." "Yeah, I could get used to this." "I..." "I have a fear of heights." "Could you please put us down?" " Iron Man must have Thor's powers." " Well, at least he can move now." "Everyone has new super powers, except Hulk." "He must have" "Iron Man's powers, but without the suit, there's not much there." " I am feeling entrepreneurial." " At least his vocabulary's improved." "So give me the hammer." "What do I do?" "Just stick out my hand, right?" "Come on, baby, come to papa." "That's not how it works." "What do you mean?" "I've got your powers." "Wielding Mjolnir is about worthiness, not power." " Really?" " It's a fine distinction," " but an important one." " Potayto, potahto." " I do not know what that means." " Okay, never mind." "What about the lightning?" "How do I control that?" "Actually, that only works with the hammer." "What about flying?" "I've seen you fly." "Well, yes." "But not without the hammer." "Not without the hammer." "Right." " This is a disaster, Candace." " Look, it was an accident, but I can still help." "I know that the villains will..." "No!" "You don't know!" "The entire Tri-State area, and possibly the world, is at stake here." "Honestly, Candace, if you don't know what you're doing, keep your hands off the machinery!" " Well, then, maybe I should just leave." " Yeah, maybe you should." "Male Newscaster:" "Alert!" "Alert!" "Relevant news broadcast intercepted!" "This just in." "Disaster in Danville." "Horse in a Bookcase is canceled after a nineteen-year run." "Also, chaos at the Googolplex Mall." "An evil entourage of three super villains, and what appears to be a pharmacist and a giant chicken egg with a face, are busting up the place something fierce." " We are needed." " But you can't!" "Your powers, they're not fixed yet." "We just need more time." "I know, Phineas." "But we're heroes." "This is what we do." " Wait!" "Can we help?" " Not unless you can fly." "Well, it's not raining." "Whoo-hoo!" "[SCREAMING]" "This should get their attention." "[LAUGHS]" "Spider-Man:" "Looks like somebody left the door open!" "All right, gang, it's show time!" "Everybody ready?" " I feel pretty good!" " I'd feel better with a metal suit." " Sorry, big guy." "No time." " Look!" "Ah, the superheroes are here to save the day." "But without your powers, this is just a costume party." "Modok, destroy them!" "Yes, I will take great pleasure in destroying these puny heroes." "I got him, guys." "Spider-Man smash!" "Male tour guide:" "Looking to your left, you'll see..." "Whoa!" " Was he making fun of me?" " A little, yes." "[ROARS]" "Whiplash:" "They still have their powers!" "Yes, but they are all mixed up." "Is this your doing?" "I don't remember making a Power-switch-inator, but you know, I make a lot of inators, so..." "Aah!" "You know, it'd really be nice right now to have the power to throw a hammer." "I told you, it's not about power, it's about worthiness." "It's like talking to a Bilgesnipe." "[CAWS]" "Hey, what's going on..." "Get off my..." "I find myself in a sticky situation." "Oh, no, I've received Spider-Man's propensity for puns." "Now I wish we'd prioritized the waterproofing." "Now I'm Iron Man!" "Okay, that time I overshot the mark." "Oh, hey, Venom, what'd I miss?" " Spider Man, are you okay?" " Could be worse." "At least Iron Man and Thor are..." "Well, at least Iron Man..." "Sorry, gang." "A little tied up at the moment." "Okay, never mind." "It couldn't be worse." "Stan Lee:" "Welcome back, faithful viewers." "When last we left our handsome heroes, their fate hung in the balance in a cataclysmic cliffhanger." "This was all too easy." "The time for heroes is over." "Now all will bow to us, for nothing will save you now!" "[WHOOSHING]" "Stop him!" "Hey, duck guy, thanks for the rescue." "Do we tip him?" " He's not parking our car." " I just don't know the etiquette." "Ugh!" "Who was that masked beaver duck?" "Modok will exterminate all beaver ducks!" "You know, none of this would've happened if we had just gone for ice cream like I suggested." "Thank you, small but mighty friend." " You know, he seemed vaguely familiar." " You think that was Howard the Duck?" "Time is of the essence." "We've got..." "no, it wasn't Howard the Duck!" " What?" "I'm just sayin'." " He did have a bill." "Anyway, we need to regroup and figure out a plan B." "Right." "Back to SHED-quarters!" " Hi, guys." " So, how'd it go?" "Iron Man:" "We got our butts handed to us." "How was Venom able to overpower you when you have Hulk's strength?" "I don't know, I'm..." "I'm not feeling it anymore." "Wait, let me try something." " I did not stick." " I was afraid of that." "The powers are not bonding with your cell structures." "Yes, my suit is getting heavier again." "But at least having Thor's strength unlocked the joints, so I can move." "Perhaps we can give you a recharge, but of course, this time with the correct powers." "We have been working on rebuilding the machine." "And I'm helping!" " You are?" " I'm redeeming myself!" "Yes, and we are almost done with the first component." "Hulk's gamma ray concentration beam." "Brawn first, right, big guy?" " That's great!" " So, have you done" " a base level particle acceleration yet?" " Baljeet:" "I was just about to." "Iron Man:" "It's really important to make sure you..." " Wait." "Let me get this for you." " Phineas:" "Oh, sure." "Otherwise, the gamma ray inverters..." "Whoa!" " Uh, who plugged..." " Uh-oh." "[SCREAMING]" "Baljeet smash!" "Wow." "There's something you don't see every... what?" "Really, Candace?" "Do you have any idea what you just did?" "I was just trying to help." "Well, your help this morning messed us up so badly, we came this close to being wiped out at the mall." "I thought you would've learned your lesson." " But..." "But I..." " But no." "You show up again to help, and now Baljeet has been Hulkified and is rampaging who knows where." "And we're back to square one with restoring the heroes' powers." " But... but...." " This is just too important..." "And we can't afford any more setbacks!" "I'm revoking your SHED card." "You have to go." "Now." "[SAD MUSIC]" "I've always told her, don't ever make Phineas angry." "You wouldn't like it when he's angry." "Oh, no!" "Baljeet!" "We've gotta go after him!" "Sadly, there is no time." "Our mission lies elsewhere." " Well, I'll go after him, then." " No, no." "I'll go." "You stay here, little girl." "It might get ugly." "What, you don't think I can handle ugly?" "I've been hanging out with you all summer." "Sticks and stones." "Nick Fury:" "Greetings Agent P. SHIELD has gotten intel that the super villains are holed up in downtown Danville in an oddly shaped building with its own jingle." "We need you to find out what they're up to." "And neutralize them if possible, Agent P." "Monogram!" "Seriously?" "The beard, too?" "You're not the only one who can rock an awesome face mullet, Fury!" "And see, it takes four orbs of mundanium finite to power it, and it would only take one orb of pizzazzium infinionite, but that's so hard to find." "Oh, don't get me started." "So, we just lock the module in here and viola!" "Yeah, I know, it's a large violin." "I..." "I don't know why people say that." "Anyhoo, what did you guys need a second Power-drain-inator for?" "So we won't have to deal with your idiocy anymore!" "Wait, that's not nice!" "I thought we were buds!" "We were amigos!" "We had..." "we had a song and everything!" "Your little musical interlude was a pleasant diversion at best." "You see, we're not going to take over the Tri-State area." "We are going to completely destroy it to show what will happen if anyone attempts to thwart our plan." "Did you just say, " 'Swart' our plan" ?" "No. "Thwart." "Thwart" with a "T-H." "Thwart."" "Oh, "Thwart!" Oh, that makes more sense." "Yeah, I'm thinking maybe you should go see a speech pathologist or a dialect coach or something." "Silence!" "Once we have made our point, we will use our contraption to draw away ze powers of all ze superheroes on ze planet and take over ze world!" "Wow, you guys really think big!" "But first, Venom, squash our little fly on ze ceiling." "Now we go and send a little message to our handicapped heroes." " Come!" "Schnell!" " You're not very good at thwarting." "I..." "I should hook you up with my nemesis, Perry the Platypus, for some pointers." "It's an art form for him." "[CAR ALARMS GOING OFF] Baljeet smash!" "Tour Guide:" "The courtyard also features a statue of Franz the Elephant." " Hey, Candace." "Whatcha doin'?" " Just laying here, utterly dejected." "I hear you." "None of the women superheroes showed up, so it's all about testosterone and powers and fighting." "Which..." "Eh." "I was only trying to help, but all I did was mess things up." "I'm useless." "I know exactly how you feel." "♪ Well, it's all about the boys ♪" "♪ Playing with their macho toys ♪" "♪ And they're making so much noise ♪" "♪ I didn't really want to shout ♪" "♪ My presence felt like an intrusion ♪" "♪ Causing way too much confusion ♪" "♪ Now I've been sent into seclusion ♪" "♪ I've been banished and cast out ♪" "BOTH: # I'm not trying to place the blame #" "♪ But I feel it just the same ♪" "♪ That we could be, yes, we should be ♪" "♪ In the game ♪" "♪ My spirit's feeling daunted ♪" "♪ I'm not sure I'm all that wanted ♪" "♪ Though I'm acting nonchalant, it's clear ♪" "♪ I'm starting to doubt myself ♪" "♪ Don't wanna sound too stoic ♪" "♪ I'm not feeling that heroic ♪" "♪ No matter what I do, I blow it ♪" "♪ And I'm only tryin' to help ♪" "♪ Only tryin' to help ♪" "♪ Only tryin' to help ♪" "♪ Only tryin' to help ♪ ♪ Only tryin' to help ♪" "♪ Only tryin' to help ♪ ♪ Only tryin' to help now ♪" "♪ Only tryin' to help ♪" "♪ Only tryin' to help now ♪ ♪ Only tryin' to help ♪" "♪ Only tryin' to help ♪" "Tryin' to help, Phineas." "Oh, hello, girls." "Don't mind me, just trying to give the lawn a bit of a drink." "It's off now." "Hey, Baljeet." "[CHUCKLES] I'm so happy that I found you." "I worry about you, you know." "Because you're my best friend." "Oh." "Thanks, Buford." "I did not like being an angry monster." "I'm glad, because you weren't very good at it anyway." "Really?" "I think I was actually quite terrifying." "Oh, come on." "You're totally green." "No pun intended." "For example, when you grab somebody's shirt to lift them up..." " Hey!" " ...you gotta twist it first." "And then you yell really loud!" "[YELLING]" "Do not yell at Baljeet like that!" "Okay, the throwing was good." "But when you grabbed my shirt, you didn't twist!" "I swear, it's like in one ear and right out the other." "Oh, oh, Baljeet, wait up!" "Citizens of Danville and the surrounding Tri-State area, prepare for your imminent end." "Unless Iron Man, Spider-Man, Thor and Hulk show up to face us, we will unleash a device a thousand times worse than the one that hit them." "Thanks to Modok's modifications, our Power-drain-inator doesn't merely drain power, it drains energy, matter, everything the target was." "Observe." "Aw, man!" "And I just moved here from New York 'cause I thought it would be safer." "[EVIL LAUGHTER]" "Uh, guys, you'd better come see this." "So, heroes, either you come down here and face us, or we will unleash this weapon on the entire Tri-State area!" "[EVIL LAUGHTER]" "Ugh!" "The fiend!" "I actually missed a lot of that with the accent." "But I got that it's bad." " Oh, man." "What are we gonna do?" " What we have to." " But you have no powers!" " That doesn't matter." "We've gotta fight back with whatever we've got left." "Being a hero isn't the armor you wear, but the mettle in your spirit" " and the steel in your resolve." " Man, that was eloquent." "All I ever do is quips." "Like this one, for instance." "And the one preceding it." "Iron Man:" "Can we please not kill the gravitas of this moment?" "Spider-Man:" "Sorry." "Man!" "We've got a lot to do if we're gonna get this suit back online." "I think we can get sixty percent function back if we reroute the power flow through the backup circuits." "Maybe if I just go in and apologize one more time, they'll forgive me." "I have a stomach ache, I feel so bad." "They're your brothers, they'll listen." "Phineas, look, I'm sorry." "How did you get in?" "I thought I revoked your SHED ID." " Well, Isabella gave me her guest pass." " Fine." "But don't touch anything." " Ferb, you gotta listen to me!" " The shoulder joint's ready." " Excuse me, Candace." " Phineas, can't you stop and listen?" "Candace, you don't understand!" "The guys are in trouble." "If we can't get downtown to help them, this may be their final battle." " Whiplash:" "The heroes are not coming." " Oh, don't worry, they'll come." "My sensors tell me the heroes are approaching." "Perfect!" "Surround ze bus!" "Out of my way, you weirdoes!" "It's worse than Portland." "A mindball?" "Really?" "Hey, Modok, can you feel it in your brain when I go like this?" " We have zem now." " What about the old lady?" "No, she is not... she's not with zem!" "Dr. Doofenshmirtz:" "So you're a superhero, huh?" "Don't you have some sort of power to get out of this?" "Hey... oh, wow, you've got super wire cutters?" "What, were they nail clippers that got bitten by radioactive pinking shears?" "We've only got half the servo motors on the right side online." "This isn't funny, guys, you can't go." "It's not safe!" " Phineas!" " Don't worry, Isabella." "Initiate launching sequence, Ferb." "[BEEPING, MACHINE WHIRRING]" " Phineas, you've only got one butt jet." " Well, that'll have to do." "[CAWS] Phineas!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Pathetic!" "Look at how you've wasted your lives, protecting these humans who are so quick to abandon you in your hour of need." "Ahh!" " Whiplash!" " What?" " I was talking to him!" " Sorry." "Look around you!" "Now that you have no powers, you have no friends, no allies." "You have nothing." " We have a Baljeet." " Hulkjeet." "Oh my bad." "Apparently he prefers to be known as Hulkjeet." "Phineas:" "Whoa!" "Iron Man:" "And this thing." "[CAWS]" "I think it's a bird, it's with us, too." "Iron Man:" "The Flying Duck with a beaver tail." "We got him." "But I've got to level with ya." "I have no idea who's shooting waffles." "Woo-hoo!" "Top of the world, Ma!" "Yo, Red!" "Is this doo-hickey important?" " The mundanium finite reactor core!" " [SCOFFS] I guess it is important." "Go get him!" "I shall guard the inator... [GRUNTING]" "[Venom GROWLS]" " Thanks, Baljeet." " Hulkjeet!" "[SNARLING]" "[CAWS]" "There's one thing I don't understand about the lost superpowers." "In all the comics I've read, energy can never be destroyed." "Only morphed into a different form or contained somehow." "Candace!" "When we were up at the space station, we were collecting and containing data." " You were up in what?" " Come on!" " Have a seat." " What are you talking about?" " Just go with it." " Oh, that's where this thing was!" "[ROCK MUSIC] [SCREECHES]" "Spider-Man:" "Fast cart!" " Yeah, I souped it up." " Here, hold this." "Spider-Man:" "You mind if I play through?" "Go get him, boy." "Good dog!" "Beware Bear Boy!" "Oh, you kids stay back." "Candace:" "You don't think it's weird the space station looks like Phineas?" " Isabella:" "If by weird, you mean dreamy." " Candace:" "Oh, brother." "Look!" "The collection tank!" "There's something glowing in there." " It's got to be the powers!" " Looks like the fight's begun!" "Now, make the powers blast out down there and stuff." " I don't know how to do that." " What do you mean?" " Didn't Phineas explain how to..." " Yeah, it was like," ""Isabella, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah." "Isabella, wah, wah, wah."" "He was dressed like an astronaut." "I was distracted!" "[TIRES SCREECHES]" "[SCREECHES]" "[GRUNTS]" "Ze mundanium finite!" "Get zose orbs!" "Ooh, these waffles aren't enough!" "I..." "I wish I could just disintegrate them all..." "Oh, right." "The Disintegrator-inator!" "Duh!" "I don't know what I was..." "Hey, hey, what's wrong?" "Hmm..." "Oh, here's the problem." "Okay, I just need an extension cord this long." "Isabella, I think this is the button that will release the superpowers." " How can you tell?" " Well, it's red, see?" "And there's some red detailing on that collector thing, so it's gotta be it." "That's a very irrational and reckless deduction." "No, Isabella!" "I've failed twice already, so third time's a charm!" "[GASPS]" "[SIREN GOES OFF]" "COMPUTER OVER P.A.:" "System shutting down." "Uh-oh." "Anti-gravitational jets disabled." " Candace!" " Orbit decaying." "We're falling back to Earth!" "Fuel systems immobilized." "Social network friends de-friending." "Candace:" "Oh, now, that's just mean!" "Okay, this long." "This long." "Let's see." "Too short, too short, too long, way too short!" "Why would I even have this?" "Tour Guide:" "If you look to your left, you will see the J.P. McHenry" "Building built in the Art Deco style." "And on your right is Danville's oldest arcade built in 1982." "[SCREECHES]" "Talk about being disarmed." "That's not good." "Hey!" "Over here!" "Enough of ziss foolishness!" "Our triumph is at hand." "And now, behold ze destruction of ze entire Tri-State..." "Phineas:" "Hey, Ferb." "Is that our space station?" "Yo, heroes!" "Got a little something for ya!" "Candace!" "The data collection tank." "Of course!" "Great job!" "Somebody's using their spider sense." "I learned from the best, Spidey!" "Get up!" "Get zem, you fools!" "[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]" "♪ Super, super You know I'm feeling super, super ♪" "Hmm... ♪ I'm always feeling super, super ♪ [ROARS]" "♪ You gonna take a step back ♪ ♪ I'm feeling super, super ♪" "Oh, for crying out loud!" "♪ I'm always feeling super, super ♪" "[GIGGLES] # I run so fast I got a speeding ticket #" "I think perhaps our window of opportunity has closed." "Well, Iron Man, it looks like you're functioning at full capacity." "Yeah, why don't you kids take five and enjoy the show?" " Oh, this is going to be sweet." " Yeah, it is!" "[ROARS] [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]" "♪ Oh, yeah!" "♪" "Better?" "♪ What are you looking at?" "You think you're kinda bad ♪" "♪ I know you're thinking that you wanna try and knock me down ♪" "♪ Well, go on, punk, and bring it ♪" "♪ Just throw it down and wing it ♪" "♪ Got something heavy Swing it ♪" "♪ Gonna try and knock me down ♪" "♪ You think you got a hand You better play it ♪" "♪ But don't be surprised if you pull back a stump ♪" "♪ That chip on your shoulder I think you better weigh it ♪" "♪ 'Cause I'm just gonna say it ♪" "♪ If you're feeling froggy then jump ♪" "Hey, Hulk!" "That's using my head." " Nice!" " Word play." "♪ If you're feeling froggy just jump ♪" "♪ You think you got the stuff You think you're tough enough ♪" "♪ Then just roll up a cuff and come and try and knock me down ♪" "♪ You think you wanna dance Come on and take a chance ♪ Thor!" "♪ Not worth a second glance You wanna try to knock me down ♪" "♪ So just say you're all in and let the chips fall ♪" "♪ And then we can find out who's the real chump ♪" "♪ If you think I'm gonna fold Then you could win it all ♪" "[CRASHING] [SCREAMING]" "♪ So if you're feeling froggy just jump ♪" "Hey..." "[SCREAMING]" " Hey." " So..." "Earlier, I really lost it." "Uh, I'm sorry." "No, I'm sorry." "I deserved it." "Everything I did made things worse." "It's okay, you were trying to help." "[CRASHING]" "And, hello!" "You guys saved the day!" " Thanks." " So..." "Will you take your SHED membership card back?" " I fixed it." " I accept." "♪ If you're feeling froggy just jump ♪ [GRUNTS]" "♪ If you're feeling froggy just jump, come on ♪" "♪ If you're feeling froggy just jump ♪" "What?" "Is that Mom?" "You know I love you guys, and I'm super glad we made up, but would you look at this place?" "Sorry, but you are so busted!" "Mom!" "[WHOOSHING]" "Toss 'em in." "Nice work, kids." "You didn't just get back our heroes' powers, you showed true courage fighting alongside them." "SHIELD owes you a debt of gratitude." "Yeah!" "Hot dogs for everyone, baby!" "Tour Guide:" "Three years later when the new day care center was built on top of the ancient burial ground..." "Mom!" "Mom, Mom, Mom!" "You gotta come back to the square!" "The boys' space satellite crashed down to Earth, and these villains had a machine to destroy the Tri-State area." "And there's superheroes!" "All in the square!" " You gotta see it!" " I'm surprised that's not on the tour..." "No time for sarcasm, Mom." "Come on!" "Here's my direct line, Ferb." "Internship, next summer." "It'll be fun." "Next time, Phin, the juice box will be my treat." "You got it, Spidey!" "[GROWLS]" "Uh, okay." "Ow!" "Ha-ha!" "Gotcha." "Finally found an extension cord the right size." "Take that, bad guys!" "Candace:" "Mom, there's a giant head shaped like Phineas." "And superheroes!" " But... but... but..." " Oh, yes, there they are." " Wha..." " Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, all of them." "I forgot you had a thing for comic books." "But... but this isn't how..." "Wait, where did..." "You wanna join me for the rest of the tour?" "No, I'd rather stay here and sulk." "I did it!" "Did anyone see that?" "Anyone?" "Anyone?" "No one's looking." "Nobody's paying attention." "Hey!" "There goes that unknown superhero!" "You were pretty awesome out there." "Yeah, and what's your secret identity?" "Buford, a hero never reveals their secret identity." "Sure they do." "Watch." " Group:" "Ducky Momo?" " Ducky Momo?" "[SIGHS]" "That's strange." "I was convinced that he was an anthropomorphic platypus." "[SCOFFS] What with the beaver tail and all." "Oh, there you are, Perry." "You missed all the fun."