"The action is fast and furious  as despicable Dick Dastardly's squadron of ferocious flyboys  try once and for all to stop that pigeon." "Dastardly's plane is equipped with Klunk's latest invention:" "The extendable prop bopper chopper." "Which I shall now demonstrate." "He's resting his little tired wings." "Now I shall put the prop bopper chopper in reverse and pigeon fricassee." "Drat and double drat." "Muttley, do something." "Look out." "Give me, give me." "If you expect a medal for ramming me in the stomach at 200 miles an hour you're out of your tiny little mind." "Cheapskate Dastardly." "Muttley." "Take me back to the field." "That's an order." "Slow down, Muttley." "Slow down." "It's a good thing that wall is there." "Just a moment till I put the phone together." "You're what?" "Drat." "Now listen, dumbheads." "You've goofed so many times the general is sending a motion-picture director to photograph our squadron." "He wants to study the film to see what you're doing wrong." "Here he comes now." "Stop hogging the camera, you big ham." " Dick Dastardly." " Cut." "Cut." "Cut." "I will tell you when to do the acting." "Here he comes." "To the airplanes, men." "Wait." "Wait." "I do the directing around here." "First, I photograph the takeoff of the squadron leader." " That's me." " Action." "Roll the camera." "I'll give the general my big, dazzling smile." "Drat and double drat." "I have got good pictures of the leader's goof-up." "Now, I photograph the whole squadron's goof-up." "What happens with that stupid airplane?" "We fly over the pigeon and:" "What?" "What?" "He calls it a "ball-and-chain plane."" "When we pull the chain, it drops the 10-ton ball on the pigeon." "Good." "Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes." "I'm not very photogenic." "I'll stay out of the picture." " Muttley, fetch." " Chicken." "I'm going." "I'm going." "Make it look good, men." "No goof-ups this time." "Action." "Roll the camera." "We're on camera, Muttley." " Pull the chain." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Keep up with the pigeon, you knuckleheads." "Now you've done it, you dumbhead." "Give me those controls." "Help." "Help." "Maybe I can catch him." "Help." "I got him." "Oh, my." "Oh, dear." "Help!" "Muttley, do something." "This time, I shoot from the ground." " It's safer." " We'll get him this time, chief." "You... and we'll... wham him." "What did he say?" "He says for you to chase him under the bulldozer plane and we'll bury him in midair." "Up and at him, fearless fliers." "Action." "Roll the cameras." "Oh, good." "Oh, good." "Oh, boy, what an exciting shot." "Here they come, Muttley." "He said to pull the dirt-dump lever." "Hurry." "Hurry, Muttley." "They're getting close." "Machine." "Muttley, do something!" "Oh, boy." "I'm getting good close-up." "Close-up?" "Oh, boy." "When the general sees these movies, are you ever gonna get it." "Drat and double drat." "We'll use Operation Ping-Pong Pigeon." "You'll be safe in this barrage balloon." "Send him up, Klunk." "Right, chief." "He goes." "Camera." "Action." "Start the Operation Ping-Pong Pigeon." " Ready, men?" " As ready as we'll ever be." "Up and at him." "Help!" "Help!" "We'll get him, chief." "Get me out of here." " No." " Don't miss him this time, dumbhead." "We'll... him." "Help!" "All the good film is ruined, but I can still use this camera." "Help!" "Help!" "Muttley, do something!" "We:" "Klunk says we're ready to take off with another cartoon." "Oh, dear." "As dawn breaks over the airfield of the infamous Vulture Squadron  we find Dick Dastardly and his crack squadron poised to spring into action  at the first sign of that brave and dedicated little messenger:" "Yankee Doodle Pigeon." "Up and at them, men." "Scramble." "Scramble." "Into your planes and stop that pigeon." "Well, what are you prima donnas waiting for?" "A gilt-edged invitation?" "We're not going with you this time, chief." "Yeah, we're gonna... this one out." "Get into those planes before I forget I'm a nice guy and do something mean." "We don't have to take orders from you anymore." "Our enlistments are up." "And here's our... discharge papers to prove it." "You mean, after all we've been through together old pals, old buddies you're going to leave me all alone to catch that pigeon?" " Yeah." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "You can't do this to me." "I'm too young to be sent out after that ferocious pigeon all by myself." "Cut it out, chief." "We'll go with you one more time." "You will?" "Great." "The old sob story bit gets them every time." "And so with a little gentle persuasion, the Vulture Squadron  is once again hot on the trail of Yankee Doodle Pigeon." "Stand by to execute Operation Tar and Feathers please." "Operation Tar and Feathers?" "Not me." "I'm getting out of here." "Get back in formation, Zilly." "If you don't, I'll cry." "No." "Don't cry." "I'm coming back." "I never saw such a big crybaby." "Here goes the... tar." "And here goes the feathers." "Hey, what happened to the... tar?" " And where did the feathers go?" " I don't know." "I'm not your mother." "Get lost." "Here, chief." "Grab hold of the..." "ladder." "Gotcha." "Talk about me." "Boy, you're the one that talks... funny." "Hello." "Hey, chief." "It's the... general." "Hello." "I didn't catch the pigeon yet, but I will as soon as someone catches me." "Help!" "This wrecking-ball copter is your greatest invention, Klunk, old buddy." "Yeah, and don't forget the lots and lots of money, old pal... old chum." "Stand by for action because here come the pigeon." "Lower the boom." "Don't go, men, please." "We're having strawberry shortcake for dessert tonight." "Nothing doing, chief." "Flying is for the birds." "Yeah, a guy could get hurt flying these... planes." "Just one more time, for old time's sake." "How's about it, gang?" " Not a chance, chief." " Yeah, not a... chance." "We're under attack." "Head for cover." "Why, that was just that silly old pigeon." "Yeah, let's... get him." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "And so in one final, desperate attempt  the Vulture Squadron sets out to stop that pigeon in Klunk's brainchild:" "The Rooto Router plane." "Pigeon, 2 degrees off the starboard." "Rotate the rotos on the router rooter." "I mean, rootate the rotaters on the routerraters..." "Oh, turn on the machine." "Faster." "Don't let him get out of range." "Attaboy, Klunk." "Keep right on his tail." "That does it, D.D. We're leaving for sure." "Yeah, I've invented my last... plane for you." "Well, if you gotta go, you gotta go." "I'll miss you guys." "Will you do just one more thing for me before you go?" " Sure, chief, what is it?" " Would you sign my memory book so I'll have something to remember you by?" "Why, sure, chief:" " That's the least we could do." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Just sign on the dotted line, Zilly." "Sure, chief, anything you say." "And now you, Klunk." "An X will suffice." "How do you... spell X?" "And my old pal, Muttley, put your paw print right there." "Thank you, gentlemen." "And now, if you'd be so kind into those planes and stop that pigeon." "That's no way to talk to us civilians, chief." "Yeah... after we signed your memory book too." "What civilians and what memory book?" "You knuckleheads just signed re-enlistment papers for four more years." " Oh, no." " Now, into those planes before I have you court-martialed for insubordination." " Yes, sir." "Right away, sir." " Yeah, me too, sir:" "Sometimes I'm so sneaky, I don't even trust myself." "After him, men." "Don't let him get away." "You've got four years to stop that pigeon." "Let's go, go, go." " Going up." " The lookout tower, Zilly." "You went past the tower, dummy." "You're right, chief." "We're on the 25th floor." "We don't have a 25th floor." "We don't?" "But we do have a basement." "Welcome home from obedience school, Muttley." "Let's see what you've learned." "Can you sit up?" "Oh, I forgot." "You were on an athletic scholarship." "I'm going swimming after lunch, Muttley, and I want that pool clean." "And stay out of the water." "Your fur clogs the drains." "Do you really think you'll find the sunken treasure?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "You idiot, Muttley." "You're sinking my boat." "If that Muttley thinks he's going to find the treasure before me he's in for a big surprise." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "So Muttley found the treasure but finders aren't always keepers." "Hurry, Muttley, open it up." "Let's see what the treasure is." "Stop." "I'm the tax man and this treasure is just enough to pay your tax on this treasure." "Shucks." "I think I'll do a little shopping." "Six cars, a mansion and an ocean liner." "Your bill comes to $ 1 million, Mr. Dastardly." "Take it out of here." "But those are dog biscuits." "What?" "Dog biscuits." "No." "No." "No." "Hey, Muttley, watch how high I go on this dive." "Muttley, do something." 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