"¶ One fine day with a woof and a purr ¶" "¶ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ¶" "¶ no blue bug and no three-eyed frog ¶" "¶ just a feline, canine, little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ out on the road or back in town ¶" "¶ all kind of critters putting catdog down ¶" "¶ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ¶" "¶ got to walk together, got to sing this song ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog. ¶ [captioning sponsored by the U.S. department of education and nickelodeon]" "( Puffing and wheezing )" "This is going to be some party, cat." "Obviously, I'm the king of par-tays!" "( Chuckling, panting )" "Oh, it's magical, isn't it?" "( Pops, air escaping )" "I can't wait to dance the night away." "( Humming... )" "I'll lead." "( Grunting )" "( Laughing )" "And don't forget, you just can't beat the classics." "Well, i see the prince of pitiful and pathetic parties is at it again." "Well, don't worry, winslow." "Turn that frown upside down." "You won't have to suffer this time." "You're not invited." "He isn't?" "Why not?" "Oh, well, I'm so sorry, winslow but, you see, you have to be at least this tall to get in." "( Yelling, grunting )" "Ow!" "Ooh!" "Tsk, tsk." "Maybe next year, shortstop." "Oh, silly me." "I forgot." "( Cackles )" "I'm having a party tonight, too, dog." "Par-tay-y-y-y!" "Winslow:" "It's only the classiest shindig of the week." "So, sorry, cat." "Uh, you can't get in if you look like..." "You." "Dog has a previous engagement, rodent." "( Chuckles )" "We'll see." "All:" "Ah!" "Ooh!" "( Giggle )" "Everybody's favorite:" "Sardine and Sauerkraut sandwiches." "Yum!" "Coming through!" "Ow!" "( Glass crashing )" "Mmm..." "Big." "Big sandwich." "( Winslow whistles )" "Hey, park this baby between the fireworks and the water slide, boys." "Water slide..." "Cat:" "Well, let's see." "We've our yarn balls, the hokey-pokey and flash cards." "( Chuckles ) Ooh, party central is ready!" "Ow." "Cat, can i take this thing off?" "( Strangled yell )" "Say, doggie baby." "If catsville is dullsville... ( Puffing, bubbles popping ) ...check out my swinging scene." "( Grumbles )" "Oh, cool!" "( Laughing )" "Okay, fellas, gas up the go-carts." "Go-carts?" "Go-carts!" "Go-carts!" "( Imitating engine )" "( Growls )" "( Doorbell rings )" "Finally!" "Our guests have arrived." "Ha-ha!" "( Talking excitedly )" "Mervis!" "Dunglap!" "You made it!" "Ah... wouldn't miss it, cat." "Me, too, cat." "( Shouting )" "Put me down!" "Hoo, hoo!" "( Cat tittering nervously )" "Ooh, fun, we're having fun." "( Toots horn )" "Save some fun for later." "don't have too much now." "( Laughing )" "May i offer you gentlemen some delicious... ice water?" "( Horns tooting, noisemakers rattling )" "( Laughter, talking )" "Winslow:" "Who wants a root beer float, chocolate malt, super freezee?" "Floats..." "Malts..." "Freezee... ( Siren blipping )" "( Horn honking )" "Wow!" "Ooh!" "Both:" "Clowns..." "Real clowns." "Hey, i got your entertainment right here." "Prepare to be amazed by the magical magic stylings of..." "Mr. sunshine!" "( Whispers dramatically ):" "He's magic." "( Flatly ):" "Behold." "The legendary disappearing scarf." "Voila." "It's gone." "( Snoring )" "Wow, that was amazing!" "How does he do it?" "It's magic." "( Feedback )" "Winslow ( Over microphone ):" "Test, check one, two." "Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the greatest rock and roll band in the world." "( Crowd cheering )" "( Rock music playing )" "Cat:" "Oh, get back in here, you big babies!" "You have all their albums, come here!" "( Screaming )" "It's time for... ( Scratches )" "( Corny music ) ...musical chairs!" "Here we go." "Look out." "We're living on the edge." "Ooh, ooh, hee, hee!" "We're out of control now." "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "Pace yourself, boys." "( Laughing )" "( Electric guitar solo )" "Party poopers." "Winslow:" "Okay, folks, who wants to ride the garbage truck roller coaster?" "( Crowd cheering, whistling )" "Oh... ( Grunting )" "Rolly-coaster... ( Grunting )" "Bah, who wants to ride a stupid roller coaster when you've got this?" "¶ Pin the tail, we're going to pin that tail... ¶" "¶ oh, pin the tail on the donkey!" "¶ do you think i could go over to winslow's for just a minute?" "Oh, sure." "Fine." "Ditch me." "I go to all this trouble, hire top-name entertainment... ( Snoring... )" "But, no, no, no, don't worry about me." "No, you go ahead, dog." "You have fun with your good friend winslow." "Okay." "Thanks, cat." "( Yelping )" "Winslow:" "Hey, dog's in the hall." "Now we can really par-tay!" "( Crowd cheering )" "Come on, doggie-woggie, let's fire up this roller coaster." "( Motor starting )" "No, no, no!" "( Screaming )" "Dog:" "Hands up, everybody!" "( Crowd shrieks happily, cat yells and grunts )" "( Crickets chirping )" "( Screaming )" "Dog:" "Oh... oh..." "Cat would have loved that." "( Grunting )" "( Partygoers laughing and chatting )" "( Cat mutters )" "Mm-hmm." "Jeepers, i hope this doesn't put a damper on the festivities." "( Cheering, talking )" "Winslow:" "Surf's up, fellas." "( Shouting )" "Come on in, cat." "This party rules!" "( Sputtering )" "That party stinks!" "Okay." "Cowabunga!" "( Cat chuckles vindictively )" "It's cleanup time!" "Die, party, die!" "( Cackling )" "( Clears throat )" "Was that you knocking?" "Uh... no." "So your party is really cooking here." "Oh, oh, yeah..." "Big-time fun." "( Snoring )" "( Groans )" "I guess you don't want to come inside then, huh?" "No." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Cat:" "Hey, everybody, cat's in the bag." "Let's par-tay!" "Winslow:" "That's it." "Party's over." "( Vacuum stops )" "Guest 1:" "This is a novel idea." "Guest 2:" "See you later." "Guest 3:" "Out of here." "Hey, cat, you made it." "But it's too late." "Party's over." "Yeah, but, we can still ride the rolly-coaster." "No, no, wait, wait, whoa, whoa... ( Shouting... )" "Cat ( Screaming ):" "Why me?" "!" "Dog:" "Why not?" "( Wind whistling... )" "Look out!" "Geronimo!" "Yee-haw!" "Let's ride!" "Let's ride!" "Whoo-whoo!" "Whew!" "That was a close one." "( Both yelling )" "That was even closer." ""Idigadog sled racing championship."" "That looks like fun." "Hey, i know what let's do." "You be the dog and i won't." "Yeah!" "I'll be the dog and you be the musher." "Cat:" "Mush!" "Dog:" "I can do it." "I think i can." "( Panting )" "Team catdog has taken a commanding lead." "Yes." "( Crowd cheering )" "¶ Out of my way, we're blowing right past ¶" "¶ you better not blink, we're moving too fast. ¶ who was that?" "The champions." "Could it be?" "The champions!" "Who's bringing the trophy home?" "The champions." "Who's getting all the girls and the product placement?" "The champions." "( Laughing )" "Check out the dinglebells." "( Gasps )" "( Grunting )" "( Laughter )" "I suppose you think you're real dogsled racers." "( Laughing )" "¶ Hey, take a whiff ¶" "¶ what do you think?" "¶" "¶ the stankiest stench that ever did stink. ¶" "¶ whoo!" "What's that smell?" "¶" "¶ losers. ¶" "¶ what's that smell?" "¶" "¶ losers. ¶ i say we enter that idigadog sled race and show them who the real losers are!" "Right, dog?" "( Bells jingling ) Mm-hmm, mm-hmm..." "Dog, come on, be serious." "Ow!" "If you want to run in the big race it'll take practice and hard work!" "Are you with me?" "Big race!" "Sounds fun, cat." "( Wind blowing )" "( Dog snoring, whimpering )" "Wake up, dog!" "5:00 A.M., time for practice!" "It's a..." "It's a garbage truck..." "Why so early?" "We got all day." "Exactly." "Brr!" "I told you this wouldn't be easy." "Wow, cat!" "It's a winter wonderland." "Wonderland, my eye." "We've got work to do." "( Groaning )" "Come on, dog, pull!" "I'm pulling, I'm pulling." "You can do it, come on!" "You heard what those greasers called us." "don't be a loser!" "don't be a loser." "( Groans ) don't be a loser." "Dig, dig, come on!" "Losers never win!" "Repeat after me:" "Losers never win!" "Losers never win!" "I can't breathe." "Yes, yes!" "Losers never win!" "Losers never win!" "Yes, losers never win!" "( Whining ):" "This isn't any fun, cat." "Oh, fun!" "Fun?" "Sledding isn't supposed to be fun!" "Now drop and give me 20!" "( Rapidly ):" "One, two, three, four, five, six seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20." "Eat the snow, dog!" "Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it!" "( Chuckles )" "( Winds blowing... ) ( Dog panting... )" "( Electric razor buzzing )" "He's lean..." "He's mean..." "And totally bald!" "( Whirring )" "Aerodynamic!" "Now you look like a champion." "Losers never win, losers never win." "Losers never win, losers never win." "Losers never win, losers never win." "Losers never win." "Losers never win." "( Panting )" "Yeah!" "I'm a bald winner!" "( Chuckles ) Good dog, good boy." "( Sighs )" "Let the games begin." "( Cheering )" "Announcer:" "Racers!" "Take your positions!" "( Giggles )" "Look who showed up." "The dinglebells." "( Laughing )" "( Growling )" "All:" "Huh?" "Announcer:" "On your marks... ( Growling )" "Get set." "Mush!" "Run, dog, run like the wind!" "Run like a pair of cheap stockings!" "( Panting )" "( Lips flapping )" "Come on, dog, get the lead out!" "( Wind whistles )" "I'm cold, I'm cold, I'm cold... ( Shivering )" "It is a little bit on the chilly side." "( Metal door clanks shut )" "( Bell rings )" "( Beeping... ) ( Grunting... )" "( Cracks whip )" "Get out of my way, weather!" "( Yelling ):" "Mush, mush, mush!" "Uh, losers never win." "Ooh..." "I'd rather be a toasty loser." "( Shivering )" "Only one more mile and sweet victory will be ours." "( Laughing )" "( Radar beeping )" "What's going on?" "Mush, dog!" "I order you to mush!" "We're just... ( Grumbling )" "What is wrong with you, dog?" "Dog?" "Dog..." "Dog, speak to me." "Dogelleh, speak to me." "( Sobbing )" "What have i done?" "( Wails ) I'll get you to help." "don't worry, dog, I'll save you." "( Fire crackling... ) ( Wind whistling )" "( Rattling )" "( Puffing... )" "( Stretching, popping )" "( Yawning )" "Dog?" "You're alive!" "( Extremely slowly ):" "Doggy... ( Sled creaking )" "( Yelling )" "Cat:" "Yow!" "( Both shouting )" "( Cat grumbling )" "Dog:" "Yee-haw!" "( Dog yammering )" "Aw, nuts." "Let's do that again." "( Cheering )" "Cat:" "The finish line!" "Look, cat, we could still win!" "Oh, yeah!" "( Coughing )" "Oh..." "( Sobbing ):" "Oh, why, why?" "We were so close, so stinking close!" "Well, there's always next year, cat." "What?" "If we start training now we can shave you, too and break your spirit." "( Cat groaning )" "Come on, drop and give me 20!" "One-two, one-two..." "Terrific." "And now it is time for the shaving." "¶ One fine day with a woof and a purr ¶" "¶ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ¶" "¶ no blue bug and no three-eyed frog ¶" "¶ just a feline, canine ¶" "¶ little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ out on the road or back in town ¶" "¶ all kind of critters putting catdog down ¶" "¶ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ¶" "¶ got to walk together, got to sing this song ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog...¶ [captioning sponsored by the U.S. department of education and nickelodeon ]" "¶ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ¶ [captioned by the caption center wgbh educational foundation]"