"MY first wedding" "Let me tell you something." "Think twice before getting married." "Espec ally, if you're go ng to throw a party." "Let's beg n w th the catering for 120 peop e:" "it costs a rea fortune" "And don't get me started w th the venue. ." "the photographer." "the video, the DJ .." "the musicians, the suit, the brde's dress.." "It truly s absolutely mad." "And what for?" "Vanda sm." "Several months of preparat on to see how in a few hours... a group of crazy people, supposed to be your family and friends. ." "devour the food, break chairs, trash the bathrooms. ." "and get all sweaty." "They only want to get drunk." "It is real d saster." "And if all that happens." "your party is a success" "But none of this makes any sense if the one that ruins the party.." "is the groom h mself." "That's me, Adrián Meier." "Why am I ruuining a 2,000 dollar suit riding that lhorse?" "villa MARÍA RANCH l need to reaclh tlhat sign before that car does." "Rabbi Mendel, I don't know lhis first name... and Fatlher Patricio, I don't know lhis last name... are traveling in that car." "Our plan is for them to officiate at the wedding." "Oh, yes." "Oh, yes." "I'm a nonbeliever Jewish." "and my wife. ." "is a semi-believer Catholic." "So we thought it was a great idea to make a mixed ceremony." "But when we made nquiries, we discovered.." "that none of the religions accepts such a ceremony." "Buut there's always a friend of a friend." "Apparently, Rabbi Mendel's father camme from Europe... in the same ship tlhan my grandparents, Lázaro and Chuuclhi, who separated recently." "And they are tlhe parents of Raquel, my mother... who lhas been unhappily married to lhis first husband Raúl... my father, for the last 40 years." "And Fatlher Patricio is the priest of tlhe parislh... to which Delia contribuutes, wwlho is Marta's aunt... the lovely mother of Leonora... who is the woman tlhat I love wwith all my Iheart... my bride-to-be." "That's why they did us the favor of com ng here... with a 25%%% increase of each ceremony." "The party is not as expensive as he says." "The problem s that Adrán has a difficu t relationsh p w th money." "Nobody will charge you less for a guest's service." "It is a wedding." "To me, it's not an expense lt's an nvestment." "But. for him, money is an excuse." "It actually s a conscious manifestation... of an unconscious blockage" "Adrián does not want to get married." "Three years ago, Leonora went to a seminar on Lacan. ." "and ever since she over-interprets the world." "To me, th ngs are simpler." "For instance." "I hate wearing a necktie I don't feel asphyxiated by the commitment.." "of an ever- ast ng relat onsh p." "t just squeezes my neck." "The other day I said to her 'My shoes hurt."" "And she sa d: "You are afraid of taking this step. '" "Alrght, et's suppose that the shoes thing. ." "is because of the hard leather." "What happened today was not by chance." "It is highly s gn ficant." "Romans used to say 'What happens at the wedding .." "is a ref ect on of the future of the couple '" "And I believed that too." "That's why I wanted a perfect wedding" "Yes, that's me." "Leonora Cammpos." "When I'mm sad, I only get better if I eat or if I run." "Maybe this wwasn't the best moment to do this." "Or tlhe best place." "Let me g ve you my version of what went through." "Are you aware that today s the end of everything?" "No." "You're wasting 20 years away." "I've known you since th rd grade." "Today, you gotta back me up." "You know I always do." "But not today." "Listen to me Why don't you get a girfriend?" "I generously accepted not having the bachelor party." "I hated that, but I'm OK But th s is a funeral." "There's no coming back from this." "Get yourse f a girlfrend." "You can do it." "For real." "And what are you do ng?" "Look at this." "Don't do th s" "Come on." "Knock t off Please. can you just re ax?" "Leonora will kill me" "You are just a couple of kids." "Adrián, can I bother you for a second?" "Can we check the tinerary?" "Yes." "Please. stop it." "Tell me." "The ceremony. ." "Just one th ng." "There's a guy help ng people to park their cars." "Does he work for you?" "Yes, sure." "Oh, because he's asking for tips." "But he's not forcing anyone." "Oh. I see." "The ceremony beg ns at 12:30 p.m." "At 1:30 p.m.. we serve unch." "A right." "Then we have the wa tz, a dance sect on of 45 minutes... the dessert, another dance section. ." "at 5 p.m., the stand-up show." "then the videos, the cake.." "the garters.." "No, no garters." "At 6:40 p.m.. dessert." "No garters" "At 7:40 p.m., another dance section." "Affer that, the toast, and the best men's speeches." "No, there won't be any best men" "Why not?" "We didn't reach an agreement with Leo." "Oh, well" "Oh, well" "How are you. my dear boy?" "Fine" "ls there something wrong?" "No, not at all Why do you ask?" "Because you seem nervous." "You make me nervous, mom." "Oh, well D d you know that 75%%% of mixed couples don't work out?" "Don't start." "That's according to the statist cs." "Mom. don't you have anything better to do?" "Your father and I have decided to cont nue paying .." "for your medical insurance for six months, just in case." "Thank you. mom." "It won't be necessary." "Chuchi doesn't want to s t at the table with Lázaro." "You see?" "Endogamous couples don't work e ther." "Your grandmother s not do ng we ." "It's a difficult s tuation." "And your grandfather behaves as if he were a teenager." "It's not that bad, Raque ." "He's just enjoy ng things." "Yeah, right, for you everything's simple." "You don't care f the family breaks up." "Please. don't go there." "Don't go there." "Nobody asked for your opinion." "Don't talk." "This is a private conversation between mother and son." "That's enough. lf you excuse me, I' get marred." "Wait a minute" "Tell me something:" "isn't that your cousin Elena?" "Wasn't she shopping?" "Mica." "Hello." "Hi." "Adri." "How are you, Mica?" "Fine." "Congratulations." "Thank you." "How are you?" "l'm do ng fine." "And you?" "Are you nervous?" "Yes .." "I totally agree w th you I' see you. ." "Hello. baby." "Why did t take you so long to p ck up the phone?" "Honey, remember this is a long-distance call." "Baby, I'm here with Delia." "She wwants to give uus sommething." "Where are you?" "ln my room" "And what lhappened with tlhe whole not-seeing-the-bride thing?" "Come up here now lt's important." "Alrght I'm on my way" "Adrián!" "Miguel Ángel." "I didn't expect to see you here." "l'm the groom." "That's why." "The wedding is the only ritua where the victim. ." "has to pay a the expenses" "That's a good one." "Don't you forget it." "By the way, I want you to meet Lala." "She's my latest carnal shelter." "Alrght I' see you around." "Enjoy the party." "Thank you." "Congratu ations, Adrián!" "is there something more pathet c than marriage, Lala?" "Don't come in!" "What's going on?" "Shall I leave?" "No, you can come in." "but you have to close your eyes." "Don't do this to me. baby." "You know I have no sense of direction. w fa ." "Who says I can't see you?" " t's a trad tion" "You can't see the bride before say ng yes to the Lord" "But I don't believe n the Lord" "We've already ta ked about the Lord." "Open your eyes." "Thank you." "Hello." "How are you?" " 'm fine" "Here you go." "These are ovely, Delia." "Thank you so much" "Have you seen these. baby?" "Yes, I have." "They were made by a Salzburg's jeweler... for my grandmother over 100 years ago." "She wou d always say that the gold was melted.." "from Philip, The Fair's jewels." "That's amazing" "And my mother had them b essed, when she went to the Vatican... by Pope John Paul I, one week before his assassination I didn't know anything about that." "s he alright?" "Stop it, Adrán Meier." "That happened a long time ago." "He started to mess with economic interests." "Thank you, auntie lt is go ng to be an honor for me to wear these rings." "The honor is all mine." " love you." "Can you keep them?" "Have you ever seen a bride's dress with pockets?" "And when the firstborn arrives, have a cross for him .." "that was b essed by Pope John Pau l.." "before the first attack." "Let's get out" "The bride has to finish up preparing for the ceremony." "Alrght I'll kiss the bride first, if you allow me, Delia." "Yes. yes." "You owe me one." "They are free!" "I'm sorry." "Delia I don't know how to thank you for this." "This s unbelievable." "l'm g ad to hear that" "Let me introduce you to my grandfather Lázaro." "Delia." "P eased to meet you." " 'm divorced." "Excuse me -ls that so?" "There's so many divorced people" "Why wou d you want to stay married?" "What are you do ng, Potz?" "l don't know. lt just got stuck." "Fede, you don't even know how to flush." "It's not my fault." "lt started to overflow" "Get out of the way." "lt's overflow ng from below" "That's OK I'm sorry lt wasn't my fault." "I've already fixed it." "It was very s mple." "That's because you are an engineer." "It has nothing to do with this." "It's just common sense." "That's something you don't seem to have." "I'm sorry" "Have you talked to Leo?" "About what?" "About me." "Remember I told you I was pract cing?" "Oh, yes." "But that's way too comp cated, Fede." "She has already planned everything." "Please. ask her" "Alrght" "Are you going to clean th s?" "Alright." "Cousin..." "You're getting marred." "I' m ss you a ot." "I'm not going anywhere." "I'm staying here." "Don't I have too much eye shadow?" "To me, you're just f ne." "But I could take a b t off" "You are beautiful." "Do you want to eat something?" "No, nés, 'm on a diet" "Yeah, me too." "A bit more. please." "Leonora" "Can have Emanuel?" "I need some final touches." "No. mom." "You've already stolen my dress and you want my makeup artist?" "I am the one who's gett ng married." "Are you going to keep complaining about the dress?" "Hello. gorgeous." "He o, Marta." "I don't know what the dea is with the dress." "Get out. mom." "Get out." "Your mother's dress is amaz ng." "She looks as if she were your s ster I also oved t We saw it at a store and told her I loved it." "I have to pee." "No. mom!" "What do you want?" "lt's me aga n, baby -l'm in the bathroom." "I forgot to tell you someth ng" "Come in. but don't look." "Hello, Inés." "Hello." "Adri." "You look thinner." "Yes." "Leonora bought me a smaller suit." "She forced me to ose 10 pounds." "But you look amaz ng." "Oh, yes" "Have you tipped the waiters?" "What for?" "So they don't think that we are stingy." "Excuse me, are they working for free?" "Don't be stingy, Adrián Tips are not ncluded." "Then the st ngy one is the owner of the ranch, not me." "Let's not argue." "G ve a t p to the wa ters' boss." "I'll give you back the money." "l have no cash" "You never do." "100 pesos?" "Oh, well" "What did you want?" "Did you know that Fede is tak ng singing c asses?" "He told me a thousand t mes." "Yes, t's a bit weird." "The thing is that I thought that maybe.." "No" "No?" "You don't even know what I was going to say." "Yes. I do The answer s no." "It's enough with me tak ng care of you not getting drunk... and you want me to give a mic to your cousin?" "I'm sorry. but if I can't get drunk at my own wedding.." "Do it at one of your friends'." "l'll see you at the a tar." "Zip it." "Yes. I do" "Yes. I do" "Yes .. do." "Yes. I do" "Yes. I do" "Yes. I do" "I do." "Yes .." "I do." "Oh, no!" "What are you doing?" "Noth ng." "Are you look ng for something?" "What do you th nk?" "That you're looking for something." "Leonora's ring fell down." "It came down." "I think it fe around here." "She's going to k you." "Shall I start to place the guests?" "We can begin as soon as the prest and the rabbi arrive" "What are you going to do?" "Do you know what he did?" "Buy some t me" "villa MARÍA RANCH" "So?" "How's everything?" "Everything's perfect." "No." "The a tar is ovely." "The carpet, the f owers, everything's ke a dream." "A most everyone's here." "Alright." "Are the drinks cold?" "They are perfect" "How's the catering?" "Delightful" "Have they served the casseroles?" "Not yet." "Your mother told María there was too much food around." "I saw M guel Ángel" "ls he here?" "Yes." "And he came with a very beautifu girl" "Wasn't he on the guest list?" "Yes." "But I didn't th nk he would come." "He always hated weddings." "Did he te you anything?" "About what?" "I don't know." "Does Adri know about Miguel Ánge ?" "Yes. of course lsn't he upset about h m coming?" "Yes." "He hates h m." "But he acts as if he didn't care I told h m that if his coming here wou d create a conflict .." "we d dn't have to nvite him." "And he said that if Miguel Ánge could st cause a conflict .." "in our re ationship, there were more reasons to invite him." "l d dn't understand a thing" "Yes, t is a twisted dea." "I shouldn't have invited him" "Did he come with his current girfriend?" "I don't know who she is." "But she's very beautiful." "I think I'm in ove" "Marriage is ke a bes eged city." "The ones out want to get in And the ones in want to get out." "I should have known that before." "And what's your side, Miguel Angel?" " 'm neutral." "That's just too simp e." "It's the only way of having a f ne wine.." "w th three beautful women and not suffering the consequences." "What can you tell me about your new son-in-law." "Marta?" "That poor boy." "He doesn't know what he's gett ng himself into." "What are you doing, Potz?" "You're go ng to ruin your pants I ove being on the grass." "I ove the ground, the Pachamama" "How are you, grandpa?" "Let me tell you one th ng" "The best th ng about marriage s d vorce." "I'll start doing things I've have never done before." "I' start smok ng mar juana." "I' make a threesome." "That's great, grandpa." "Birds are em grating south, Fede." "What birds?" "Packages are delayed, Fede." "Are you a right, cousin?" "How do I look, grandpa?" "l look amaz ng. I feel fresh." "Now I'll spend my days smoking joints" "The ceremony is going to start right noww." "Yes I understand." "Let's go." "He's an old unk nd bastard" "Just think that you're now go ng to play Burako all you want." "That's true." "Your mother-in-law d dn't say he o to me" "Your mother-in-law d dn't say he o to me" "And have you?" "No, won't be begging" "And I don't want to think about family reunions." "Mom, p ease, don't start." "What?" "is everyth ng alright?" "Are you ready?" "Yes. I'm ready." "Yes. me too. I've been waiting." "Can we begin?" "As soon as the music starts, you walk down the aisle." "I'll let you know." "Once you're out, you stop at the beginning of the a sle, take a deep breath and start wa king to the altar." "Don't rush." "Enjoy the moment." "I'm so nervous!" "We have a big problem." "The rabbi and the prest." "when are they coming?" "Aren't they here yet?" "No." "I on y hope that our superiors don't find out about this." "A m xed wedding This is unbelievable!" "It's a good deed." "Agood deed, yeah." "But I won't say anything about it." "Me neither How am going to tell?" "Agood deed." "Agood s ence deed" "How's the new Pope?" "Fine." "ls that so?" "No, I mean, he's fine." "He's a very good Pope." "He's fine." "Are you planning to abolish celibacy of the prests?" "Those th ngs take a ong time." "I don't th nk l'll be around for that." "And don't you ever protest?" "If we protested, we would be protestants" "That was a joke." "Yes, realize that." "'m marred." "I have four children." "That's nice." "Sometimes, I would ove to be married and have children." "Sometimes, I would ove to be s ng e." "It's gett ng late." "Are we far away?" "The sign said 600 yards." "and we've done over 6 miles." "Was the band too expensive?" "Excessive y." "I would have done it for free and a lot better." "I know that" "But we a know how Leo is." "Yes, she's beautful and she's going to be my wife" "Fede, need you to be with me on this one." "Alrght" "Hello" "Hello. this s the chauffeur" "Hi, how are you?" "I'm going n c rcles through this area .." "and I can't find the ranch." "You didn't tell me the road was n bad condition." "I hate getting my ride d rty like th s i understand." "Where are you?" "On my right I have a plantat on, some big trees." "On my eff have a street that goes both ways.." "and a bridge ahead." "Oh, yes, I know where you are." "Follow the bridge, and turn left lt's impossib e to miss it." "Perfect. 'll see you soon." "Bye" "What the hell am I do ng?" "There's no coming back from th s" "These guys are good." "What are you talk ng about?" "The band." "Leonora wants to speak w th you" "Hello. baby." "Adrián." "The rabbi and the prest haven't arrived yet." "I called the chauffer service, they told me they left quite early." "Do you knoww anything?" "Do youu lhave their nummbers?" "No Over" "What's wwith the "over"?" "I'm not p aying." "Did they have any problemm?" "l don't know, my dear" "You've paid them, right?" "Yes. of course. 50%%% n advance.." "and 50%%% on completion of the job, like you told me." "And how long are we supposed to wa t?" "l don't know." "Couuld youu stop saying "l don't know"?" "I really don't know what to say. baby." "Peop e are waiting." "Honey, n a case like this, I need to use my experience I would recommend eaving the ceremony for the end." "We need to begin right away with the waltz." "If not, the meat wwill get overcooked." "It's not a bad idea." "Who asked for your opinion, you litt e piece of shit?" "I take it back." "Things need to be done as we planned them." "I've been planning this for over a year." "I don't agree on changing anyth ng over." "Over." "Alrght. baby." "Think about it." "Here she comes I'm going to tell the DJ to put the mus c on." "Alrght" "Wow." "You are beautiful." "I've been locked up for two hours, hid ng from everyone. ." "and completely tense." "And for what?" "Now I have to go in there as if this were my sweet sixteen." "You shouldn't look at things that way, baby." "This is the most important day of our lives... and we love each other." "Don't get sent mental." "But that's the truth I want to k ss you." "No, you are go ng to ruin my makeup." "Alright." "Are you ready?" "Everybody's waiting, baby" "Come on." "Shall we go n?" "Let's go." "How are you?" "Hello, how are you?" "Kiss, kiss!" "Pretend that you are enjoying this." "I'm enjoying this." "The other way." "Follow the beat, Adrián." " 'm doing that." "No, you are not." "l'm doing my best." "I knew th s would happen." "You should have taken lessons." "They were expensive." "No, they weren't" "They were, and the instructor had bad breath and a terrib e smell lt was impossible to concentrate." "Stop it, Adrián" "You stop t You started this." "A right, but you stop t -l'll stop it." "They were expensive." "I love you." "Take it easy, Adrán." "Lázaro" "Congratu ations, my dear." "You ook wonderful" "Thank you very much You don't ook bad yourse f" "Thank you." "is your frend lnés single?" "Yes. she is." "And do you know if she's nto o d men?" "Maybe." "What happened?" "You got into a fight." "No. nothing happened, mom." "You're lying." "There was no ceremony" "Someth ng must have happened." "Tell your mother." "There's nothing to te , mom." "Has anyone to d you I'm tak ng singing lessons?" "No I've already ta ked to Adrián." "It's just a song. lt would be my wedd ng present" "This s my wedding, and th s is my wa tz." "Please shut up and smile for the picture." "Alrght" "is there something wrong?" "Hello" "Hello" "You look beautful." "Thank you." "That su t looks amazing on you" "Rea y?" "Thank you." "l wasn't sure this was a good idea." "Why?" "I don't know, because of your girlfriend" "Do you say t because of what happened between us?" "That happened over 10 years ago, Mica." "t's an old story." "And you are part of the family." "You spend more time with my mother than me." "The rabbi and the prest got lost." "Oh, no." "But that's qu te common with the western religions." "I didn't th nk you wou d come." "I didn't th nk you wou d get married." "l'm not married yet." "That's good" "That gives you a unique opportunity" "You have the whole party to change your m nd. ." "to rea y change it." "I g ve them my car, add 10.000 pesos... and they give me the convertib e." "It only takes a week." "It's amaz ng." "That's really good." "And what do you do for a ving?" "I study film." "That's nice." "Do people study film?" "Yes. people study film." "They do" "And is the money good?" "I don't do it for the money, so .." "And why do you do it?" "There are other things n ife." "I have an idea for a mov e." "You m ght f nd it useful." "It's about a group of friends in a Jewish country club, in the 90's .." "they have a really bad time." "So?" "That's bas cally it." "Alrght. I'll think about t" "Maybe we could wrte t together, if you are interested." "And what do you do for a ving?" "I do imports and exports." "He is a text e who esaler in the clothes district." "Hello, guys." "Does anyone have a litt e joint to give me?" "Honey, can you eat a bit s ower?" "Everyone's ooking." "This is not your parents' house I'm almost finished." "I have to go, just for a bit." "I'll be back." "Where are you going?" "l'm going to tip the wa ters." "But they are a ready serv ng" "That's why I' do it now need to keep th s up." "I' be back." "Fede s com ng with me." "Honey, can you tell me something about what's going on?" "My son wouldn't te me anyth ng." "We've made a litt e change to keep things flow ng." "Everything's perfect" "This is not a litt e change." "You can tell that to your mother- n- aw, but not to me" "Do you think I'm stupid?" "Are you sure it came this way?" "l don't know." "lt came down somewhere" "But where were you?" "I was up there." "So we need to throw down the other r ng to see where it falls." "Are you k dd ng me?" "No. I'm not." "Fede, have you lost your mind?" "When I lose a coin, I throw down another .." "and then f nd both of them." "In that case, we shou d find a similar object... and analyze the path." "That's right, like the other ring" "No fucking way." "No way." "Come on." "So?" "Congratu ations." "Madam." "What happened to the groom?" "Has he gone away?" "Have you read 'Family Romances'?" "I gave t to you. t's Freud's." "What happened at your tab e?" "Nothing." "There was a conversation go ng on... about Botox and the 2012 Mayans Predictions." "I couldn't find anyone to talk to." "Since when do you want someone to talk to?" "I always thought you wanted an audience for your monologues." "It's a professional distortion." "What?" "You look beautful." "Men are simple They only want to mark their terrtory." "It's probably animal nst nct." "t's on the r species" "Miguel Ánge and I had a short romance a ong t me ago" "We kept it secret, of course." "We met on a Philosophy class, at Un versity of Buenos Aires." "He was the teacher, and was the student." "Yes. that's so cliché." "He taught me to listen to jazz music... to read Marcel Proust, to hate García Marquez.." "He was always a role model." "But in all those years. he never told me I looked beautifu ." "And he's telling me that today On my wedding day." "Thank you" "You're welcome" "You don't ook so bad yourse f" "You only liked me because I'm too handsome, right?" "Will you introduce me to your girlfrend?" "Yes, I'm very interested in your opinion about her." "I'm think ng about dropp ng polygamy." "Does she know you speak Latin even in your dreams?" "That's why you dumped me." "I didn't dump you You have a terrible memory." "So, how did it fall?" "I know where it fell down, on the well." "Really?" "Yes." "G ve me my ring lt fe down the well." "mean my r ng, the one I just threw down." "It's..." "Fede, 'm not in the mood for bad jokes." "I'm sorry The idea was not to interfere with the path." "Are you k dd ng me?" "No." "Fede, you cou dn't be more idiot." "It's impossib e." "What were you thinking?" "I don't know." "I pract ce as much as want .." "but I rehearse two or three t mes a week." "Did you know that one, Leo?" "Yes." "But there's a ways a new audience." "I'm sorry. what's your girlfriend's name?" "She's Lala, but she's not precise y my girlfriend." "Leonora. do you think th s is a good time to take the pictures?" "Yes, that's fine But f rst, I' have to find my groom." "Do you want me to go get him?" "No." "Just stay here saying good things about me." "We'l do." "Do you know the joke about the ambassador?" "Remind me to kill you as soon as this is over." "I'm sorry." "Adri." "Keep an eye out" "Long live tlhe bride and grooml" "The hen is coming to the henhouse." "Hello, Leo." "How are you?" "Where is he?" "Who?" "Oh!" "I haven't seen him." "What's that?" "I think it's a rope." "It was there" "Take it out." "Someone might get k ed i didn't put it there." "Have told you that?" "No, didn't.." "I on y asked you to take it out." "Alright." "Let me see what can I do about it." "Now that I remember." "Adri told me he was go ng to his room." "To do what?" "What are you do ng here?" " don't really know." "If you want to be on the pictures, get n." "OK." "Why did you say to her that I was in my room?" "I don't know." "This is way too stressful" "Come on. darling, g ve me a smile!" "That's it." "Have you found him?" "No." "I'm going to kill him He's n his room. I don't know why." "I'm talk ng to M guel Ángel to get some nfo on La a." "ls that OKwith you?" "Of course I think he be eves you are interested in him." "That's so funny." "Really?" "don't think so." "Hello." "This is just a western habit, a ritual." "is the meat alrght?" "Yes" "Do you think I m ght have a chance with her?" "Inés, I'm current y think ng about other things." "Let me think about it and 'll et you know." "Please. can go get my boyfrend?" "Yes, honey. love you." "Me too" "Hello." "Eleonora." "Leonora I'm Jonathan, the DJ's brother." "He cou dn't come." "Why?" "' Happy marrage' , he sa d." "Can you listen to a wedd ng march that 've found?" "Carefu ." "You do have another one, right?" "Yes." "Don't you have the classic version?" "I thought you wanted to innovate." "You both look modern" "You haven't got married yet." "l'm actually conservative" "That's fine." "If you change your mind, please let me know" "Leonora, I was looking for you." "The stand-up guy called me." "He wanted to know f he can make Jewish jokes." "That depends on the joke." "He said something about Schindler's List." "No." "A right, 'll tell him" "Haven't we ca ed that off?" "Adrián said that f it was included." "we should put it on" "Then. he can make a the jokes he wants." "In about 20 m nutes, we should begin the dance sect on." "23 minutes." "I can't be eve you are do ng th s to me." "I'm sorry. baby, but I had to take a shit." "can't do it when everyone's look ng lt probably was something I ate." "It could have been the sa ad." "You ate too fast." "It cou d be that, and the anx ety and stuff" "What if we go to Las Vegas." "hire the E vis Rabbi... and throw this shit away?" "Have you been smoking mar juana with your grandpa?" "No." "Isn't that romant c?" "What happened to your hair?" "l got it wet" "Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "P ease be norma ." "l could do that" "Please." "Yes, baby" "And if we begin with the honeymoon right now?" "Have you called the chauffer-serv ce?" "Yes, they are on their way." "Let's go" "So, you peop e, the Jewish or the Hebrew... I never rea y knew how you prefer to be called" "Maybe Israelites." ""lzrahelites '" "They are all the same." "You can ca us 'Chosen People. '" "We can talk about that some other time." "So you're on the year 5770?" "Our ca endar begins on Genes s." "w th the creation of the world." "I'm sorry to disagree." "But nowadays everyone knows that the Homo sapiens.." "is at east 40,000 years." "Don't be stupid, Father" "Do you also believe in Darwin's theories?" "ln the Evolut on of Species?" "Of course I do." "It's not that I agree with that." "but the Darwin ans .." "Can you p ease he p me out?" "The Darwin ans say that 200 billion years were needed for the molecu e of prote n to appear on Earth, randomly" "Randomly." "That Darwin's fairytale has deceived a ot of people." "So we are descendants of the apes" "Do I ook like a monkey to you?" "Just a little bit." "The kids at my parish crack up..." "when I put on a monkey face." "ls that so?" "Yes" "And how's that face?" "No. I can't do it right now" "Come on." "Father." "No. I can't." "Come on, Father." "Come on." "P ease get in." "I'm go ng to rest for a while." "You can do it, come on." "I'm a little shy." "Nobody can see us here." "It's a good deed" "Alrght. let me see." "You see?" "Yes. that's nice lt's quite a natural." "Look at you." "I'm sorry. my angel This is all my fault." "Smile, smile!" "Here we are!" "A smile, you guys." "I think Agust na is into me." "Do you have three condoms to borrow?" "Please. smile. grandma." "If you are tak ng my p cture and that man s in it, I won't smile" "Come on, grandma lt's just for the picture." "I don't give a shit." "One more, one more." "It's jammed. 'm sorry" "Come on, come on." "What a ovely smile!" "That's nice." "Another one." "Just a minute, the camera is jammed." "There we go." "That's it." "He's Tiang Bei." "He probably s one of the most important guys here" "But he doesn't know it, and he probably never w ." "Tiang Bei, together with 16 other engineers.." "is respons ble for building the Three Gorges Dam one of the most spectacular wonders of hydraulic engineer of the whole world." "He's Chinese." "As a most everybody knows, the Chinese are great nventors:" "the compass, the gunpowder." "the toilet paper, the s k .." "the kite, the fireworks, and the list goes on" "But a most nobody knows that they've invented one of the most revolutionary artifacts in mankind the be ows." "It is a simple device." "With a movement, you capture air... and then you expel it witlh a great deal of pressure." "It is like an air pump.:" "breath in, spit out." "That gave me an idea to recover the ring." "The r ng came down the breather pipe of the reservoir tank." "The house has water thanks to this tank.." "wh ch, by means of a pump, supplies the above ground tank .." "this sends water to the two circu ts of internal pipelines." "By d sabling one of the two circuits. ." "and by forc ng the pump of the above ground tank... the whole content of the reservoir tank will be absorbed by the above ground tank and then d str buted through the house's pipelines." "If I close down all the stopcocks of tlhe circuuit except one tap... the whole content of the c rcuit will go out of that tap .." "incluuding the ring." "Quite simp e." "Aren't you going to dance?" "No, Lala, 'm not." "I claim my right to remain still." "That's how you have fun?" "No, how cou d l?" "We surely have dfferent ideas of what having fun means." "Do you want me to te you what see?" "Go ahead I see a group of people awfully dressed." "That struggle to keep that strange idea of happiness" "They believe that, by dancing that rhythm which is blurry related to music. ." "they redeem themse ves from the r mediocre and dull life." "Stand back a bit." "You'll see that it is a pathetic show." "The peeping tom The bitch" "The touchy one." "The repressed girl." "The drunken one." "The cool ug y one." "The dancer." "The d va." "And my favorite one the masturbator photographer." "And then you have the brde and groom." "If they be eve love asts forever, they are naive." "If they don't, and th s is what I believe.." "they are a couple of impostors." "The party allows them to take off their masks ls that so?" "And who are you?" "I'm no one." "'m no one. 'm just a crtica spectator, ke you" "So?" "Nothing." "Come with me." "Where to?" "Leonora's ring s inside this tank." "Do you want me to go in?" "No. it is hermetically sealed lt came down the breather pipe." "I saw its broken top." "w force the pump of the above ground tank... to increase the water pressure of the p pe nes i have to close all the stopcocks of circu t one." "But I have no fucking idea where they are" "Could this be of use?" "Wow." "I can't be eve how much they are eating." "Look. the petit fours are ready." "It seems as if they haven't eaten n the whole week." "These are a bit dry." "Oh, I' take one almond." "Go ahead" "You're work ng hard" "Oh, yes." "A smoke, thanks." "The g rlfriend s too hot Too hot." "But the groom s so dumb." "Extremely dumb." "A pretty fucking dumb boy." "The stup d ones always get the pretty girs" "Do you have a light?" "No. I don't lsn't th s the kitchen?" "What?" "She's here with me." "I' put her on." "Hello!" "Adrián, do you copy?" "This we is f ed up with strange things." "I can't find anything." "I've found a spatula, a padlock.." "Do you copy?" "Adrián?" "Adrián, this is Fede." "Over" "Hello. 'm on my way." "Be careful." "How are you, grandpa?" "My prostate." "What happened with Chuch ?" "Noth ng happens w th her." "That's the prob em lt's been over 30 years s nce the last time it happened." "ls there someth ng wrong?" "No. what could be wrong?" "Do you need money?" "Here." "No. I don't" "Here you go." "Where will you go for your honeymoon?" "We're going to China." "I'm go ng on a business trip, we'll k two b rds with one stone." "Can you get me a joint?" "l don't smoke mar juana. grandpa" "Why not?" "lt makes me paranoid lt makes parano d those who are paranoid." "Don't you have a friend that m ght have a little jo nt?" "Anything natural?" " ' ask them." "I don't want any of those pee-sme ng Paraguayan joints." "I' ask them." "You're an angel." "No. I'm not." "Do you need help?" "No, thank you." "Have you lost something?" "No. there was a problem with the p pe nes" "But it's a most solved." "I haven't congratulated you on your marriage" "Thank you." "I suppose it must have been very hard to conv nce her." "No. I didn't have to convince her." "She forced me." "Leonora is an amaz ng woman." "I hope you can live up to the expectat ons I'll try. lf have a problem, would you give some advice?" "Of course, man. why not?" "know her we ." "And I've known her from a ong t me." "Yes, that's right." "It was a long time ago" "Leonora is a dfferent person now." "That's a very Heideggerian idea of the human being" "Listen." "Migue Ángel, I might not be "Socratas".." "I've already noticed." "But I'm not an assho e either." "And I see what you are do ng." "You pretend to be a dandy." "You fondle her." "What do you want?" "To get her back?" "I didn't know you were so paranoid" "What is this?" "A Henry James nove ?" "I understand." "But you know what?" "This conversation between you and I has no logic." "So 'm going to gent y ask you to get the fuck away" "Are you sure?" "If that's what you want." "Am I dead?" "No. man, how could you say that?" "Do I ook like Sa nt Peter?" "Not you, but he does." "No" "The problem was that the car got stuck, and you fainted" "G ve me that map." "Oh, God, we went to hell." "Hell." "The Devil." "We don't believe n that" "He's not in the Torah." "And how do you know that the Torah is complete?" "In over 5000 years, some pages could have been gone miss ng." "lt cou d be." "You have to be very careful." "I'm sorry, you don't mind that we talk about th s Rght. son?" "Yes. we can ta k about t But I'm not your son." "Do I ook like your son?" "No. that's fine lt's a habit." "We are all brothers." "I'm just saying that maybe we could be doing everyth ng wrong... just because we've lost some pages." "We're definite y fucked up." "I wouldn't put it that way Theology is quite broad" "No. I mean we're ost." "Oh." "We're fucked up." "Leonora, Adrián. I wanted to wish you the best." "But you decided to get marred, so I'm sorry for you." "And although I'm a marred man, I can still remember the times. ." "when I was alive." "Well. the ring.." "Where are you going?" "I can't tell you everything." "It is a surprise." "If you move, 'll kill you." "That's fine." "...and the groom puuts the shoes on the bride." "And the problem begins wwith the namme of the finger.:" "it's the ring finger." " t's vibrating." "How can you escape from that?" "He o?" "Oh, yes." "It's from the chauffer-service" "Yes. tell me." "Mom, I need to ask you two favors" "No problem." "is there something wrong?" "The first favor is not to ask me any quest ons .." "when I ask you the second favor." "That's fine." "l need your wedding ring." "What for?" "Mom." "I'm sorry, son, but I can't g ve t to you." "It's been stuck for years." "Look at it." "My f ngers have swollen up, I can't take it off." "lt's impossib e to take it off." "Fuck ng shit!" "Can you tell me what's going on?" "Do you need money?" "No. mom, everyth ng's f ne Enjoy the show." "And then we lhave the Jewwish mmothers..." "Hello, grandma." "How are you?" "l'm bad." "Can you be eve it?" "That old man deserves to die." "And your ring?" "l don't have it." "Your grandpa took it off." "And I did it too." "Do you think it's fair to throw away 50 years of marrage.." "for a crazy old man?" "You'll get him back in two weeks." "I don't know what's worse." "She wwon't stop, ever." "One day I stopped her and asked her.:" ""Mom, why do youu answer all my questions... witlh another question?"" ""Do I do that?" "When?" "What are you talking about?"" "I'm sorry. can I borrow that for a moment?" "What?" "Come here I' give it back." "Oh, no, p ease give it back afterwards." "Have you found anyth ng?" "No Look at this." "Leave that, Fede Put these on." "What's that?" "What's going on?" "Get inside." "What?" "No, my suit." "So?" "So?" "That's right, Fede!" "I have one!" "Just a joke." "Give it to me." "You don't mess with th s" "Now I have to find the other one, Leonora's," "the most important one." "And your plan?" "My plan s work ng." "But we'll need a plan B." "Guys, come here." "Can you do me a favor?" "Don't ask any questions." "Leo found out about the prost tute." "What?" "Don't talk nonsense." "I'm go ng to need a r ng or something s milar." "You'll have to get it inside the party." "Do whatever t takes Whatever t takes" "Whatever t takes?" "When we went to the park. ." "No. thanks." "Do you remember that time?" "Yes, it was amazing." "Can you tell me why do you have that expression?" "Noth ng will please you, right?" "You wanted a big wedding Here's the b g wedding." "What's the prob em now?" "You are the problem, mother." "Me?" "Don't you have someone to ta k to?" "I will find someone to talk to because it's impossible .." "to talk to you." "Let me tell you one thing." "Adrián cou d be many things... but t's hard to find a man like that." "And a woman like me?" "Between you and me, we both know. ." "that you have nothing out of the ordinary." "We are very much alike" "But don't worry." "I'm not married yet." "Did Adrián change his mind?" "No. mother." "I changed my mind." "I don't believe you" "With the exception of some awful details... this is a fun wedding lt's fun" "I ke t" "Excuse me." "Leonora" "Tell me." "In 10 minutes we'll begin with the garters." "Where's the groom?" "María, will you do me a favor?" "And please don't take t personal." "Yes, sure" "Stop ask ng about my fuck ng groom." "The b tch asked me if Adrián changed h s mind" "That's the only poss bility she could think of." "Loosen my dress up." "It's killing me." "Alrght" "So?" "How's your romance?" "'ve seen you talking." "But so far. she's only been talking about your ex." "She's te ng me how smart he is, and that he oves Tantric sex." "You never to d me M guel Ángel traveled so much." "He was an nteresting guy for you" "Yes. he was." "Right now I'm trying to marry another guy." "Yeah." "Lala is love y." "She has an o d-fashioned face." "I think she's not interested in me... because Miguel Ángel is such a sophisticated man." "He's very sensitive and extremely funny." "He doesn't seem to be a man." "And he's also very good looking." "You can't deny that." "Why did you leave h m?" "I don't remember." "Do you remember that you are my friend?" "Are you alright?" "l don't know." "Are you in ove?" "Why do you ask me that?" "Of course I'm n love, but I'm not sure he is.." "because I haven't seen h m today I love him." "It doesn't seem obvious because every time I ta k .." "about Miguel Ánge , you change your expression." "I'm getting marred to a guy that's not here don't want to br ng you down because you are already here." "but I a ways thought Adrián was dumb" "And you are twice as dumb." "Why do you say that?" "My head s gone. I'm sorry." "Hello?" "Hello." "This is the chauffer speak ng." "Why are you not here yet?" "We're a bit delayed, I've done everything that the guy told me." "I went right through the road of ranches .." "and after the brdge I turned left." "You turned left?" "No, you had to turn rght" "But he to d me to turn left" "No. it was to the right." "Listen to me." "After the bridge, you have to turn right." "After 1 mile, you' reach the asphalt." "That's where you have to turn left." "Follow the path and you'll reach us." "OK." "But when I get there, we have to talk." "I need to ta k about the extra costs I need to polish the car and clean uup the chassis." "I' pay you anything you want, but hurry up." "I'm go ng to kill him!" "Rock. paper, scssors." "Rock. paper, scssors." "This is unbelievable." "Th nk about what Moses had to go through... to reach the Promised Land." "But I don't believe n God" "Rock. paper, scssors." "Rock. paper, scssors." "Oh. t's my luck" "Oh my fucking God!" "Rock, paper, scissors" "Eliana, do you have a m nute?" "I have a march..." "Have you seen Adrián?" "The Chinese guy is ooking for you" "My darling. you look beautifu ." "Everything's just so tight" "Hey, does th s dress has to be unbuttoned?" "You have good boobs" "They will fall soon enough." "Thank you." "Have you seen Adrán?" "No." "Have you seen Adrán?" "No." "is something wrong?" "Do you need money?" "No. I need Adrián" "He's been doing weird things the whole day.." "and now he's gone." "He has always done weird things." "When he was a boy, he threw h mself from the balcony... dressed as Superman." "He was in a cast for three months" "Good t p." "They should add it to the prenuptial analys s" "Good t p." "They should add it to the prenuptial analys s" "Luck y, the apartment s in your name, Raúl" "Remember this: n two years, they will be filing for a divorce" "This marrage won't last." "Stop it, Raquel I'm tired of you I've been sick and tired of you for the ast 40 years!" "You're always comp ain ng and in a bad mood" "You're always comp ain ng and in a bad mood" "You're not at peace even at you son's wedd ng." "How dare you speak to me like that?" "Do you remember who am?" "Yes. I do I'm sorry" "Fede!" "Hello, Leonora." "What are you do ng?" "Noth ng, I'm dr nking champagne." "I saw you ooking through that purse." "Are you kleptoman ac?" "No. mean, I think I'm not." "There was a Chinese guy outside." "I saw a Chinese guy." "There was a Chinese guy outside." "I saw a Chinese guy." "L sten to me, Fede." "I'm not going to play your games." "Tell me where Adrián is." "I don't know." "Adrián." "Are you there?" "Leo is that you?" "Yes. it's me." "Can you tell me where you are?" "Yes. it's me." "Can you tell me where you are?" "ls there someth ng wrong, Leo?" "Well, yes." "I've found your cell phone in the ladies room." "And that's how I found out that you diverted the chauffeur" "And I've also just found out my wedding cake destroyed." "Can I ask you what's going on?" "Can I ask you what's going on?" "Le-- l can't list-- l have no batt" "Adrián?" "Let's talk lat" "He doesn't know who he's mess ng with." "He doesn't know who he's mess ng with." "Hello, Adr ." "Hello, M ca." "How are you?" "ls there someth ng wrong?" "No" "Can I help you?" "No. it's too complicated." "It's just that I'm an asshole." "Mica That's the prob em I'm an asshole." "I'm an asshole." "Things are not going well." "Everything's a mess." "What's wrong?" "I'm go ng to be a widow before I get married." "Oh, boy." "You've heard me say this too many t mes." "In marriage. couples try to solve a problem... they wouldn't have if they were liv ng alone" "Ánge , I'm not in the mood for your cyn cism I understand." "What happened?" "It's Adrián. I don't know what's wrong with him." "He comes and goes, he lies to me. ." "he diverted the chauffer lt seems he doesn't want to get married." "And you?" "What?" "Do you want to get married?" "Do you want to get married?" "No, I nvented all this to p ay pool w th you" "Haven't we agreed to leave cyn cism aside?" "What you're ask ng makes no sense." "It does. lf you don't answer that to me.." "you'll have to answer it to the rabb or the prest." "When they ask me, I' th nk about it." "Alrght Let's talk about your doubts." "Alrght Let's talk about your doubts." "No I'm not in your class." "Leo. I know you better than anyone" "And I know you're not sure of what you're doing." "Let me see." "Let me see." "Come here." "And you did a that for her?" "And you did a that for her?" "Either you ove her very much or you are afraid of her" "A litt e bit of both." "I hope one day someone does for me half the th ngs you did for her" "Someone will do it, Mica." "I can help you." "I can help you." "I'll ask my mother for her wedding ring" "When you settle this, you'll give it back." "She won't mind." "But .." "It's a wedding ring." "They are a the same thing." "Yes." "The thing s that if Leonora puts it on. ." "Yes." "The thing s that if Leonora puts it on. ." "she won't want to take it off." "I would have to take it off while she's as eep." "Leonora is a very light sleeper." "Adri." "No b g deal Don't worry" "Thank you, Mica." "Thank you." "Hey. what was that?" "Thank you." "Hey. what was that?" "Thank you." "Everything's fine, but we shouldn't touch each other." "If we touch other, we'll get confused." "And I prefer to avoid any confus on" "That's fine, Mica." "I have just now started a relat onship with someone." "I'm start ng." "It was very difficult to me." "He wants to make it off cial, and I don't I came to see you." "I came to see you." "And if we touch each other and we get confused .." "l can't carry on." "OK." "l know that we're apart now. ." "OK, Mica, get me the fucking ring." "OK." "I know that you don't believe a word I say, Leo." "But I'd like to he p you." "I've found this in the garden" "This m ght partially expla n your boyfriend's behavior." "She's crazy." "She's mad." "Who?" "Leonora." "She wants to k us." "She brandished a kn fe at me" "Listen to me." "Did you destroy the wedding cake?" "No." "You couldn't be more stupid" "No." "You couldn't be more stupid" "But it wasn't me." "I need you to go see Leonora." "te her that you're sorry. ." "and distract her for five minutes." "have a new plan." "She doesn't want to see me." "Just five m nutes, Fede." "OK." "Alrght" "Oh, yes, rght now." "I can't be eve it." "He's an asshole." "Yes, he's an idiot." "He ruined my wedding" "Yes. he did wrong." "He tru y d d." "Yes. he did wrong." "He tru y d d." "He's a son of a b tch" "OK, he's my cousin." "But don't worry." "Everything will be alright." "You look beautiful Everything's perfect" "You thought it went down the pipes." "That's a good p ace" "What?" "No!" "Leo!" "Adrián!" "Leonora knows everyth ng She had the ring." "I don't know how she got it." "She's gone." "I don't know how she got it." "She's gone." "I make a good impress on of your Pope." ""Brothers and sisters, God's ways are unfathomab e!"" "You see?" "was good." "That's nice." "You see?" "was good." "That's nice." "Guys, He would probably sten to you." "Ask Him to g ve us a s gn." "What's that?" "God's ways are unfathomab e!" "Can we talk?" "Leo?" "Leo. can we ta k?" "Can I explain the situation?" "Leo?" "Can I p ease explain?" "Leo?" "Are you alright?" "Are you alright?" "Are you alright?" "Are you alright?" "Why?" "Why did you ruin our wedding?" "Why did you destroy the wedd ng cake?" "That wasn't me" "You lied to me a day long" "You made me look like a fool in front of everybody." "What do you want to explain?" "That I don't know the person that am going to marry?" "I'm sorry, Leo." "I'm sorry for everything." "That's not enough. I want to know why you d d all this." "That's not enough. I want to know why you d d all this." "Leo, I thought you would get mad f l told you. ." "that I've lost the ring." "Why would get mad?" "Because you always get mad." "That's a lie!" "It's not a lie." "Everything I do is wrong, Leo." "I never live up to your expectat ons I know you don't mean it... but sometimes you put me down." "As f you were ashamed of me" "Now you're the victim." " 'm not." "What are you trying to say?" "What are you trying to say?" "Noth ng. ." "I feel like I'm always tak ng an exam." "And I never pass." "I wake up every day thinking:" "'Today's the day."" "'Today she'll find out."" ""Today she'll find out that I'm not Pr nce Charm ng. ." "that 'm just a frog."" "I've already found that out." "Please." "Leo. forgive me." "We can st do it." "Do you want to marry me?" "Tell me We can do it." "Do you want to marry me?" "Leave me alone." "Do you want to marry me?" "Leave me alone." "Leave me a one." "Leave me alone." "l'll be wait ng at the altar." "I' be there. ' be waiting." "I' be there, Leo." "One ast th ng." "Where was the ring?" "Miguel Ángel gave it to me." "Have you ost your armor or have you found a horse?" "Stop t" "You don't mess with my cousin." "Stop it." "Let's get ready for the ceremony." "Where's the brde?" "If she doesn't show up in 20 minutes... you could start giving the souvenirs away." "Leonora, get back." "Leonora!" "Get back!" "You wanted a th s You wanted the party." "You wanted a th s shit." "There you have it." "You say you don't know your boyfriend.." "when you've been dating a dumb your whole life!" "We could assume that you have your own issues" "Leonora!" "Son of a bitch!" "You ripped my dress!" "I'm sorry!" "No!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry" "No, 'm sorry." "l ove you." "I ove you too" "Have you got married already?" "No" "Then all my efforts have paid off." "Are you happy this way?" "How?" "Be eving that you are better than the rest.." "putt ng everybody to the test" "Don't underest mate the things I could do .." "to see you happy I thought you were so smart." "I am very smart." "Very" "You are pathetic." "And you're lousy in bed." "How are you?" "I'm fine" "He was unbearable" "Excellent!" "You th nk?" "I'm getting marred." "What can I do?" "Do you want me to go downstairs and say someth ng?" "Don't worry." "I' go downstairs myse f" "Alrght" "Can someone please tell me what's going...?" "What are you?" "Atruck driver?" "That's awful." "It's not your problem, mother." "It is my problem." "I'm the bride's mother" "Everyone's asking for you And I don't know where you are." "That's so you." "This is the worst day of my fe, and you only care about yourself." "I' go downstairs." "Go ahead. darling Go ahead" "You can't blame me for all this." "Please. may the rabb and the priest come over here." "Everyone, take your pos tion." "Leave the first two rows for the family." "What do you think?" "Will she come?" "I don't know." "All set." "Here you go." "Thank you, M ca, but I won't need t" "Grandpa keeps asking for a joint." "Thanks." "Sorry, Mica." "Do you have a cgarette?" "Yes, but a regular one" "Yes, that's f ne." "Have you started to smoke?" "Tell h m this is something special." "Cousin." "What?" "I'm also going to miss you." "Really?" "No. it's a lie." "You are happy, rght?" "Happy about what?" "Come on, mother You never liked Adrián." "You hate his family, you hate he's Jew sh.." "you hate the way he swallows without chew ng. ." "you hate everything about him." "That's a comp ete insult." "I never said anyth ng like that." "Never." "l know you, mother." "You never liked my boyfrends." "You tru y believe I'm a monster I guess am." "Look at you." "This is who raised." "I must be a monster." "I'm a horrible person." "I've failed at everyth ng." "At everything!" "This is too painful." "I can't breathe" "I'm sorry" "What you said is not true." "Marito was ovely." "Lovely." "Marito is gay" "But he was ovely." "My God" "You're terrible." "Let me see." "This is c early not the mage I had in my m nd. ." "when I organized my wedding" "Leonora!" "If you don't come. I'll get married!" "If the Romans were right and this reflects my future... I prefer to stay single" "Tiang Bei congratulates you for your wedding." "He w shes you happiness and fortune" "Thank you" "Adrán, a great man." "Valuab e man." "That's because you have just met him" "But you will change your mind." "A man that goes underground, climbs walls... rides horses, fights with his f sts.." "destroys dragons. ." "is a great man." "Elena, I have this. ." "No, no." "lt's the last version I've found." "Do whatever you want." "I don't care." "Alrght That's nice." "Tiang Bei wishes you prosperity." "Have you been busy lately?" "Do you p ay at a lot of parties?" "Yes, we do." "If you need a singer, you can count on me" "That's nice." "Thank you." "I'm studying to perform in mus cals." "I have a copy of my résumé." "cou d give it to you." "OK." "What a great p ano." "Not now, mom" "And your mother?" "Mom took three Valiums and stayed at home sleeping" "That many?" "Three Valiums?" "Did you bring your car?" "Let me know when you go." "If you give me your number." "we could write the movie together." "A right?" "Yeah, alrght" "Here she comes!" "Here she comes" "Finally." "Wow." "We are gathered here..." "Liar!" "That's what you are" "A selfish. manipulative." "rresponsib e man." "Afucking assho e." "G ve me one reason to marry you I knew that was my ast chance, but I had no idea.." "how to make the most of it." "I needed that thing didn't have during the wedd ng:" "luck." "It's funny how p ans work better when they fail." "What I'm try ng to say is that I've spent all day. ." "trying to f nd Leonora's ring" "And what happens?" "Someone, by mistake, closes the only tap left open... and that solves everything." "Water starts to pressure down the pipelines. ." "and when you least expect it..." "Boom!" "The r ng appeared just at the right time." "One reason?" "That I love you deeply." "That I would love to grow old with you." "And that since things didn't work out as we expected. ." "maybe we could get marred aga n next year." "is that alrght?" "Are you sure you want to marry me. asshole?" "I am very sure." "Mazel Tov!" "No!" "Hello, Eleonora and. ." "Adrián. I remembered." "This was my first wedding as a DJ." "I think this s my thing." "I'm truly thankful to you" "And..." "Eleonora, you were beautful." "The complete repa r of the pipelines." "Replacement of the reservo r tank We have to fix that I might also get married." "If we get back together aga n... it wou d be nice because we w both. ." "have experience on marriage." "My cousin's great-great father brought that tiles a hundred years ago." "It's imposs ble to find them." "He brought them from England fee 've gained a daughter a though you are not Jew sh." "s this th ng ready?" "Are you record ng?" "I hope you get along well." "You are quite dfferent." "And you shou d et your child choose a religion" "What are you doing?" "You are a mess." "How can you go around like this?" "Let's go." "We have to dance the waltz." "Yes, darling." "I can't take this anymore." "We cou dn't buy a present." "but we've brought some money." "Adrán's friends are a disaster." "They suck." "But Agustina found a boyfrend." "What?" "My phone is 15-5-247. ." "Where did we inc ude this?" "When I used to play 'Lfe", the marrage part... was one of my favorites." "You're an idiot. I can't do t" "My God" "Motherfuckers." "I hope you're happy.." "if you can." "I wish the best for him too." "When youu're smiling" "When youu're smiling" "Keep on smiling" "The whole world smiles witlh you" "And when you're laughing" "Keep on lauglhing" "The sun comes shining througlh" "But when youu're crying" "You bring on the rain" "So stop your frowning" "Be happy again" "Cauuse wwlhen you're smmiling" "Keep on smiling" "The whole world smiles witlh you" "Cauuse wwlhen you're smmiling" "Keep on smiling" "The whole world smiles witlh you" "I'm happy with you." "Yes, me too." "We'l get married next year, but we do the opposite it' be at n ght. in downtown with f nger-food and would ove to have a live band because the DJ has to disappear" "And we'll nvite ess people." "I don't want any extras." "Alright." "We'l think about it." "Are you ready to begin our honeymoon?" "Yes. do you have the passports?" "You had them." "No, you." "We said that you'd put them together with the money" "You didn't br ng the money?"