"Lucius:" "Welcome to miseryville!" "[ laughing evilly ]" "¶ let's go to a party ¶" "¶ go, go ¶ [ laughter ]" "¶ go crazy ¶" "¶ hey, hey, hey, jimmy two-shoes!" "¶" "¶ hey!" "Hey!" "Jimmy!" "¶" "¶ jimmy!" "¶" "¶ i just wanna ¶" "¶ i just wanna have some, some fun ¶" "¶ just like everyone ¶" "¶ i just want to really tear down ¶" "¶ town, downtown ¶" "¶ jimmy gets around!" "¶" "¶ hey!" "Hey!" "Jimmy!" "¶" "¶ jimm-y-y-y-y!" "¶" "[ slurp!" "]" "[ birds chirping ]" "Ba-gawk!" "[ knock!" "Knock!" "]" "[ donk!" "Donk!" "Donk!" "]" "Ba-gawk!" "Bawk!" "[ bawking ]" "Ba-gawk!" "[ splat!" "]" "Chicken on the loose?" "!" "That's your idea of causing misery?" "Misery?" "!" "You said "cause anguish"!" "Anguish?" "That's barely worse than worry!" "You know, i suddenly feel a little anguish." "Could be worse." "You could feel miserable." "[ rim shot ]" "That does it!" "You're grounded!" "That's not fair!" "[ muttering ]" "All i wanted was a little misery!" "Is that too much to ask for?" "!" "[ grunts ] [ bell dings ] [ strained ] at least someone's listening." "[ whirring ]" "So, what's the plan?" "We soar through the air like an eagle?" "Either that..." "Or crash into the concrete like a wounded bird!" "[ imitates explosion ] [ ratcheting ] [ beezy groans ] [ muttering ] [ sprong!" "]" "[ cr-r-eak!" "]" "Yikes!" "Aaaaaah!" "[ thud, car alarm blares ] beezy, where you going" "In a chicken suit, buddy?" "I don't know." "Across the road?" "Why?" "[ drumroll ]" "To get to the other side." "[ rim shot ]" "Ha, ha!" "Beezy, hey, what's wrong?" "I'm not miserable enough!" "I'm too lazy!" "I think chickens are scary." "My dad grounded me." "[ laughing ] sweet!" "Oh, now we can veg and play video games all day." "I don't think you understand" "What "grounded" means in miseryville." "[ laughing ] oh!" ""grounded."" "Maybe you guys should just talk." "I've got nothing to say to him." "[ music chimes ] [ ponk!" "]" "Both:" "Ice-cream truck!" "I'm gonna get a cone!" "Right behind you, buddy!" "[ grunting ]" "Get me a chocolate swirl!" "Ice cream!" "Where am i?" "Welcome to the hall of heinous," "Where every former leader of miseryville is" "Frozen in time forever-ever-ever-ev-- [ record scratches ]" "We also keep extra soda down here." "Soda?" "!" "[ ting!" "]" "Oh, i hope they have root bee-- [ gasps ]" "Lu-kye-ose the sixth?" "That's "lucius."" "Oh!" "That must be beezy's granddad." "I'll bet he could make luci and beezy talk." "Beezy, lucius, i want you two to get along!" "[ both giggle ] [ plop!" "Plop!" "Plop!" "]" "Thank you, jimmy, for bringing us together." "You're welcome, imagination." "[ ting!" "]" "[ beep, boop!" "]" "Computerized voice:" "Defrost engaged." "Kids today don't know how to be miserable!" "Not like the old days!" "What's the misery index say?" "[ whistles ]" "Ehh." "It says, "ehh."" "Ooh, that's not good." "Bring out the crocodiles!" "Lucius vi:" "That's your answer for everything!" "Crocodile this, crocodile that!" "[ splat!" "]" "Are you gonna pick up my arms or what?" "Dad?" "How did you get out?" "Henchmen!" "My grandpa's back?" "What did dad have to say?" "Nothing." "The look on his face was thanks enough." "I think the three of you are gonna have fun." "Ow!" "[ squeaking ]" "Heloise, you're supposed dig us out." "Don't rush me." "Ow!" "You call this misery?" "[ whining ] but, dad..." "Look at the anguish on that guy's face!" "Anguish?" "Ha!" "That's barely worse than worry." "Grandpa!" "Hold on!" "You two are supposed to be buried in my basement." "Grandpa, where have you been?" "Your father had me put on ice." "It's the same old story." "Father, son fight, someone ends up frozen." "What a kidder." "I wouldn't have done it if you weren't always riding me." "[ violin plays ]" "Well, you're always riding me, dad!" "This isn't about you!" "Don't talk to my grandson that way!" "You know what i think?" "Family phot-- o..." "Kay." "New idea." "Group hug!" "You made this mess." "I want my dad back in the basement and frozen!" "Oh, and, listen, while you're down there," "You want to bring up some orange soda?" "That'd be great." "Click, click." "So..." "Now that you're, you know, back to life and all," "Shouldn't you be talking with your son?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "I only got one thing on my mind, and it ain't talking." "More misery!" "[ splat!" "]" "New arm!" "I know you, don't i?" "I worked for you every day for 87 years." "Right!" "Mr. Showbiz." "How's that working out for you?" "[ wailing ]" "You see?" "It's the little things that cause misery, too." "[ wheelchair squeaks ] [ beep ]" "I want big rain!" "[ townspeople screaming ]" "I need a level of the misery!" "[ whistle!" "]" "[ angelic singing ] [ sighs ]" "Sweet misery!" "I'm back!" "[ laughing ] yeah!" "Speaking of beezy," "He and luci could sure use their granddad." "I've already taken care of them." "[ chuckles evilly ]" "Come on, you guys." "Talk to each other." "I'm ignoring him." "Him who?" "I'm here alone." "[ squeals ]" "Oh, what am i gonna do now?" "Maybe you defrosted the wrong relative." "Ever think of that?" "You're right!" "And what do beezy, luci, and grandpa all have in common?" "They're red!" "[ growls ]" "And grandpa's dad?" "How about grandpa's dad?" "And that's how the three-legged field mouse" "Found his way home." "Together:" "Yay!" "Sounds like you got some defrosting to do." "And how!" "[ giggles ]" "You got any quarters?" "Okay, which one of you is the nice one?" "[ smack!" "]" "All right!" "Who threw this heinous at me?" "!" "I jumped!" "Definitely not the nice one." "[ indistinct shouting ]" "No one ever listens to me!" "What's that?" "I can't hear you." "You never do what i tell you!" "You ask too much!" "Grandpa breeze, tell him!" "[ irish accent ] all right," "Which one of you smart alecks took me left arm?" "[ whap!" "]" "[ indistinct shouting ]" "Look at what you've done!" "[ chuckling ] yeah, isn't it great?" "I brought you all together!" "This can't get any worse." "Sure it could." "He could have defrosted lucius the first!" "[ all gasp ]" "Ooh!" "Now get back there and fight with your family" "Like a good heinous!" "Beezy:" "Psst!" "Jimmy!" "You got to put things back the way they were." "I don't know how much more i can take." "Don't worry about it, buddy." "I've got a cunning two-step plan to fix everything." "Sweet!" "What's step one?" "Come up with a plan." "Awesome!" "What's step two?" "Haven't got that far!" "Lucius vii:" "Look at what you've done!" "[ ting!" "]" "Sweet misery!" "Jimmy:" "Heinouses!" "I've got bad news." "The word from the freezer is" "Lucius the first has been defrosted!" "Aah!" "That would be the scariest sight ever," "Except for my son's hair." "[ rim shot ]" "Ha, ha!" "Aah!" "Hello?" "Great-great-great-great-great granddad?" "Jimmy:" "You boys have been nothing but trouble!" "Everyone back to your ice pods!" "Aw, man!" "That's so unfair." "Why do you have to fight?" "You should be nice, like that jimmy two-shoes." "He's a good boy!" "He's also really cool." "Pretty much everybody likes him," "And, uh, he's a wicked dancer," "And his skateboarding skills -- aah!" "[ crash!" "]" "It's that nosy kid in a costume!" "Beezy, do it!" "Lucius vii:" "Son, you've turned all our relatives" "Back into popsicles!" "I've never been so proud." "I knew you guys had something in common." "You both can't stand your relatives!" "[ chuckles ] now, that's family!" "[ slurping ]" "Oh, is that root beer?" "Wait up!" "Ooh!" "You're all grounded!" "Hang on." "Shouldn't we wait for beezy?" "Said he had something else to do." "Okay." "On three." "One, two " "Aah-ha-ha-haaa!" "Three." "Aaaaah!" "Hey, dad!" "The freezer's busted again!" "You really need to come down here and take a look." "Freezer?" "Aah!" "Dad, seriously." "Everything's going bad." "These things are starting to taste like wood." "[ scratch!" "]" "Ow!" "[ slurping ] [ pen scratches ]" "[ splat!" "]" "[ gargling ] [ gulps ] i give it Three thumbs up." "[ bubbling ]" "Make that four." "Oh, it is always a pleasure" "To serve someone such as yourself," "Who appreciates fine cooking." "[ slurps ] [ munch!" "] ow!" "Hey!" "What's the big idea?" "!" "Ooh!" "[ both laugh ]" "Yo, chef!" "This burger is too raw." "Huh?" "Ah, what do you know?" "!" "You have no taste!" "You are devoid of palate." "I may have no taste and that other thing you said," "But, uh..." "You cook like..." "Yuck!" "Point, beezy." "Oh, you think you could do better?" "Sure, i can!" "Well, maybe you should!" "Well, maybe i will!" "[ both growl ]" "Fine!" "I quit!" "[ doors slam ]" "I'm hungry." "Can you make me a sandwich?" "I think beezy's on to something." "In your face, heloise!" "I'm on to something!" "What am i on to?" "We can run this restaurant ourselves!" "Oh, we can call it chez beezy." "We'll cook, we'll clean, we'll be a smash hit!" "Who's with me?" "[ munch!" "Munch!" "]" "[ slurp!" "Slurp!" "]" "Great!" "[ chuckles ]" "New toupee?" "I have a big date tonight." "I'm expecting major lip action." "[ smooching ]" "Ugh." "Help me with my man loin." "Ugh." "Oh, sweet jez!" "[ strained ] she makes me quiver!" "[ squeaking ]" "Must you make that sound?" "It's not me." "It's your man loin." "I'll get the crank." "I want to take her somewhere special." "I got just the place for you, boss." "Chez garbage!" "[ creak!" "]" "Whoa!" "[ crash!" "]" "Ow!" "[ chuckles ]" "Ooh, you're tickling me!" "Whew!" "I think i have everything under control." "Aah!" "You know what's good with python?" "[ belches ]" "Mango chutney with a dash of weevil juice." "I'll keep that in mind." "[ bell chimes ]" "Our first customer!" "Hey, could you get that, beez?" "I'm kind of in the middle of dinner." "[ owl hoots ]" "Welcome to chez beezy." "I thought this was chez garbage." "We're under new management." "[ squeak, pop!" "]" "Heloise will be your surly waitress." "I'm doing this to help jimmy, not you!" "I suppose you want a table." "[ chuckles ] [ zip!" "]" "All:" "Aah!" "I suppose you want menus." "Thank you." "[ doorbell rings ] [ chuckles ]" "I thought you were bald." "Uh, i-i've been working out." "You look exquisite." "Of course i do." "We'd better be going somewhere good for dinner." "I'm incapable of making a bad decision." "[ chuckles ] that's my curse." "[ squeak!" "]" "[ squeak!" "]" "I'm losing my appetite!" "Step on it!" "[ engine revs, tires squeal ] [ owl hoots ]" "[ whir!" "]" "Table 14!" "Go!" "[ zip!" "]" "[ gargles ] [ ding!" "]" "[ zoom!" "]" "[ clink!" "]" "Ah." "[ plop!" "]" "[ zoom!" "] ooh." "Hee, hee." "[ up-tempo music plays ] [ breathing heavily ]" "Waitress!" "My soup is cold!" "[ whoosh!" "] aah!" "Is that better?" "Much so." "Thank you." "[ snoring ]" "Wake up!" "Monkey hands for feet!" "Uh, do you want a table?" "Not for me -- for your father." "He's coming here with a date." "Her name is jez," "And he's expecting major lip action." "[ smooching ] [ all shudder ]" "He wants me to kiss you?" "Not me." "Jez." "He wants me to kiss jez?" "Not you." "Him." "Don't say it!" "A table." "That's all." "[ panting ]" "Ordering -- two camel burgers, hold the humps," "Six eggs, flop two, flop one over hard," "Wreck the rest, belch water," "And two mermaids, sunny-side up." "[ yawning ] i think we're all out of mermaids." "I am all merman!" "[ smooch!" "Smooch!" "]" "I'll give them the pizza instead." "You better slow down." "You're gonna burn yourself out." "Are you kidding?" "Ohh." "I'm having a blast." "I mean, we're a big success." "Yeah." "Mm." "[ squeak!" "]" "[ whistles ] [ squeak!" "Squeak!" "]" "[ yawns ] [ squeak!" "]" "[ squeak!" "]" "[ snores ] jimmy!" "My dad's coming!" "We've got to make this place look good!" "[ rattle!" "]" "Do you think those shrimps are cooked?" "¶ ooh, ooh ¶" "¶ we used to dance on the floor of the ocean ¶ [ yawns ]" "Yeah, maybe a few more minutes under the grill." "[ crash!" "]" "[ snoring ]" "¶ ooh, ooh ¶" "Your father has arrived with his d-a-t-e." "Uh..." ""date." it spells "date."" "They're here." "Heloise!" "Clear some space!" "No problem." "[ screaming ] [ cars zooming ] [ cracks knuckles ] all clear." "[ bell chimes ] [ gasps ]" "Father, your table astounds you." "Who's he?" "No idea." "Just keep walking." "This better be good, chez beezy." "[ mockingly ] this better be good, chez beezy." "I heard that!" "[ snaps fingers ] waitress, menu." "The service is not up to my standards." "[ snaps fingers ] [ snapping fingers ] [ gasps ]" "Heloise!" "Heloise, why are you welding in the dark?" "I'm on break." "You can't be!" "Not now!" "Watch me." "Waitress!" "[ gasps ] [ pong!" "]" "[ gasps ]" "Where's the food?" "Where's the cook?" "Jimmy?" "Jimmy?" "Jimmy?" "Wake up!" "What?" "I'm not sleeping." "I'm cooking." "Lucius:" "Waitress!" "I shall be your waiter for tonight." "[ crash!" "]" "[ cat yowls ] [ giggles ]" "I'll have the spaghetti with maltese hair balls," "The pink variety, and a flaming snail slushy." "Where's your entertainment?" "Enjoy!" "Aah!" "¶ ooh, ooh ¶" "¶ the ocean ¶" "I said flaming!" "[ whoosh!" "]" "[ gulps ] [ sighs ]" "Just bring the food!" "[ giggles ]" "Okay, beezy." "You can do this." "I believe in you." "I can't!" "I'm scared!" "I don't know what to do!" "Thank you, heloise." "I wasn't trying to help you." "I just wanted to hit you with a fish." "[ bubbling ]" "Not helping!" "[ chuckles ] [ clock ticks ] [ sighs ] [ growls ]" "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" "Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!" "[ plop!" "]" "[ chitters ]" "What happened to the plate?" "[ cat meows ]" "Plate." "Right." "[ slurps ]" "Unique presentation." "[ whimpers ]" "Ee!" "[ snoring ] [ munch!" "]" "[ ping!" "]" "Delicious!" "Whoo-hoo!" "[ giggles ]" "It just needs a touch more hair." "[ gasps ]" "Aah." "Hey." "Perfect!" "[ laughs ]" "Oh, yeah!" "[ giggles ]" "Oh, they liked it!" "[ laughs ] [ alarm clock rings ]" "Why, i oughta!" "Who's the chef around here?" "This burger is too raw!" "That's it!" "I can't take it anymore!" "I quit!" "Are you gonna finish that?" "Isn't it amazing how we always seem to push things" "Dangerously past our abilities to control them," "And there's never any consequence?" "[ snoring ] jimmy?" "Hey!" "He's talking to you!" "Monkey hands for feet!" "[ laughter ]" "[ "jimmy two-shoes" theme song plays ]"