"tell him!" "please tell him!" "Shut up!" "tell me what?" "You won't even look at him." "Come on." "I couId use another reason why women won't look at me." "AII right." "Last night, I had a dream..." "... thatyouandI..." "... were...." "Doing it on this table." "excellent dream score." "Why would you dream that?" "More importantly..." "... wasI anygood?" "well, you were pretty damn good." "Interesting." "In my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate." "Last night, you seemed to know your way around the table." "I Iove it when we share." "You okay?" "I can't believe you two had sex in her dream!" "I'm sorry." "It was a one-time thing." "I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious." "The One With the Ick Factor" "english subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "hello, rachel." "Get off!" "Oh, give me!" "Can you see me operating a drill press?" "I don't know." "What are you wearing?" "Why would you want to operate a drill press?" "For some short-term work." "till I get back some of my massage clients." "Pirates again?" "No." "Nothing like that." "I'm just such a dummy." "I taught a " Massage yourself at Home" workshop." "And they are." "Hey, Chan, she could work for you." "Thanks, Joey." "That's a good idea." "I couId!" "I couId do it!" "What is it?" "My secretary's gonna be out." "She's having one of her boobs reduced." "It's a whole big boob story." "I couId be a secretary." "I don't know if it's your kind of thing..." "... becauseitinvolves a Iot of being normal..." "... fora Iargeportionoftheday." "I couId do that." "What're you playing with?" "My new beeper." "Why does a paleontologist need a beeper?" "Is it for dinosaur emergencies?" "help!" "They're still extinct!" "It's for when carol goes into labor." "She can get me wherever I am." "AII she has to do is dial 55-JIMBO." "A cool number and a possible name for the kid." "See you later." "Off to see young Ethan?" "Thank you." "How young is young Ethan?" "Young?" "He's our age." "When we were... ." "He's a senior in college." "college?" "This man-chiId has no problem with how old you are?" "No, of course not." "It's not even an issue..." "... becauseI toldhimIwas22." "You what?" "What?" "Oh, I can't pass for 22?" "well, maybe 25, 26." "I am 26." "There you go." "Can you hear that?" "That'II stop when you pick up the phone." "Oh, I'm on!" "Mr. Bing's office." "I'm sorry he's in a meeting right now." "I'm not in a meeting." "will he know what this is in reference to?" "And he has your number?" "I'II see that he gets the message." "Bye-bye!" "Ross says hi." "This is so fun!" "What do we do now?" "well, now I actually have to get to work." ""Most likely. "" "Okay, I'm gonna be out there." "AII right." "Bye-bye." "Bye-bye." "Yes?" "What you doing?" "Okay, windows are clean." "candles are lit." "belt's too tight." "Gotta change the belt." "Did I turn the fish?" "Nope, because I made lasagna." "Am I out of control?" "Just a touch." "Mon, I don't understand." "You've been dating this guy since..." "... hismidterms." "Why, all of the sudden, are you so... ?" "What?" "could tonight be the night?" "I don't know." "He's a great guy..." "... andI Iovebeingwithhim." "But, you know..." "... thingshappenwhentheyhappen." "You don't plan these things." "So did you shave your legs?" "would you let it go, Ross?" "It was just a dream." "It doesn't mean" "This is it!" "It's baby time." "Baby time!" "AII right, relax, just relax." "Be cool." "Yeah, hi." "I was just beeped." "No, Andre is not here." "Third time today." "Yes, I am sure." "I do not perform those kind of services." "Services?" "Oh, services." "Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO." "That's right." "That's right." "JUMBO with a " U," sir." "No, you don't want me." "Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment." "alrighty, bye-bye." "How was the first day?" "excellent!" "Everyone was so, so nice!" "It pays to know the man who wears my shoes." "Me." "I didn't tell anyone I knew you." "Why not?" "well, because, you know." "They don't like you." "What?" "I thought you knew." "Who doesn't like me?" "Everyone." "Except for... ." "No." "Everyone." "What are you talking about?" "Don't feel bad." "You know, they used to like you a Iot." "But you got promoted, and now you're..." "... Mr.BossMan." "You know, Mr. Big." "Mr. Bing." "Boss Man Bing." "I can't believe it." "Yeah." "They even do you." "They " do" me?" "You know, Iike, okay." ""could that report be any later?"" "I don't sound like that." "Yeah, you do." ""The hills are alive with the sound..." "... ofmusic."" ""My scone!" "My scone! "" "I don't sound like that." "That is so not true." "That is so not-- That is so not" "That-- Oh, shut up!" "Did not!" "I'm telling you, up until I was 9..." "... Ithoughtgunpointwas  a place where crimes happened." "How's that possible?" "It's always on the news." ""A man is being held up at Gunpoint. "" ""Tourists are terrorized at Gunpoint. "" "And I kept thinking, why do people continue to go there?" "I should go." "UnIess" "What?" "unless you wanna stay over." "I mean, I'm going to." "So... ." "Yeah, I'd really like that." "Before we get into any staying-over stuff..." "... there'ssomethingyoushouldknow ." "Is this, Iike, "I have an early class tomorrow" ..." "... or" I 'msecretlymarried to a goat" ?" "well, it's somewhere in between." "You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not... ." "well, I mean, I haven't ever... ." "Ethan?" "Are you a virgin?" "well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days, then..." "... yes,I am." "I am." "I've kind of been waiting for the right person." "really?" "You do know I was talking about you, right?" "Wow!" "You keep saying that." "You know, you read about it." "You see it in the movies." "Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man..." "... itisnothinglikethat ." "Listen, listen." "You told me something that was really difficult for you." "And I figure if you can be honest, then I can too." "Don't tell me I did it wrong." "Nothing wrong about that." "Here goes." "I'm not 22." "I'm 25..." "... and1 3 months." "But I figure that shouldn't change anything." "What does it matter how old we are?" "Listen..." "... aslongas we 're telling stuff..." "... Ihaveanotherone for you ." "I'm a little younger than I said." "You're not a senior?" "Oh, I'm a senior..." "... inhighschool." "What we did was wrong." "I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial!" "I just had sex." "Ethan, focus." "How could you not tell me?" "You never told me your age." "That's different!" "My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states!" "What were you thinking?" "I was too busy faIIing" "Don't say it!" "In love with you." "really?" "Sorry." "well, fall out of it." "You shouldn't be here." "It's a school night!" "Oh, God!" "I'm like those women that you see..." "... withshinyguysnamedChad ." "I'm Joan collins." "Who?" "Andre should be there in about 45 minutes." "alrighty." "Bye-bye." "It's just easier that way." "You told me about the Iast dream." "No." "Forget it." "Why not?" "Was I doing something particularly saucy?" "AII right." "Fine." "You were not the only one there." "Joey was too." "AII right." "Was there..." "... anybodyelsethere?" "No." "You sure?" "Nobody..." "... handingoutmintsoranything?" "No, just the three of us." "So was it you and chandler..." "... thenyouandme or you, me and chandler?" "You know what?" "What?" "There were times..." "... whenitwasn'tevenme." "That is so sweet, you guys!" "Mon, Ethan called again." "What?" "Ethan called again." "You're not seeing him anymore?" "No." "Sometimes, just things don't work out." "This has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym?" "I didn't say any-- I did not say anything." "I swear." "He stopped by." "Next time you talk to him..." "... couldyouaskhim whichone the strongest Power Ranger is?" "Oh, my Iife is just so amusing." "Can we drop it now?" "Sorry." ""It's morphin time! "" "Stegosaurus!" "Tyrannosaurus!" "I gotta go." "Head rush." "One more, and then I have to go." "cool." "Where you going?" "A birthday party with some work people." "Work people?" "Nobody told me." "No, I know." "That's part of the whole..." "... them-not-Iiking-you extravaganza." "I don't get it." "A month ago, these people were my friends." "Just because I'm in charge, I'm not a different person." "Then come, hang out." "Let them see what a great guy you still are." "You think I should?" "I really do." "But could we not go together?" "I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss." "Last night was great." "You know, the karaoke thing?" "Tracy and I doing " Ebony and Ivory. "" "You were great!" "But they still made fun of you." "What?" "Now you're Mr. Caring Boss." "Mr. I'm-one-of-you Boss." "Mr. I-wanna-be-your-buddy." "Boss Man Bing!" "Then I don't get it." "well, you know what, chandler?" "I think you just gotta face it." "You're, Iike, the guy in the big office." "You're the one that hires them and fires them." "They say you're a great boss." "They do?" "But they're not your friends anymore." "I just want" "But you can't." "But I just want" "Are you gonna" "carol and I have a new system." "If she punches in 9-1 -1 ..." "... itmeansshe'shavingababy." "Otherwise, I just ignore it." "What about Andre?" "He got a call from what I think was our cousin, Nathan." "frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know." "That was gonna be my opener." "Did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom?" "I thought that was just a rumor." "True story." "Look, I gotta tell you something." "I'm not 1 7." "I said that so you'd think I was cute and vulnerable." "I'm actually 30." "I have a wife." "I have a job." "I'm your congressman." "This is ridiculous." "We are great together!" "We can talk." "We make each other laugh." "And the sex." "Oh, man!" "I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great!" "It was." "What's the problem?" "Ethan, it's... ." "It's icky." ""Icky" ?" "You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?" "This isn't easy for me either." "I wish things were different." "If you were older or I was younger..." "... orwelivedinbiblicaltimes ..." "... IcouIdreaIIy" "No, don't say it." "Love you." "Are your hands still wet?" "They're moist." "Let's dry them again." "Or, Iike, " could these margaritas be any stronger?"" "Hey, chandler." "hello, Mr. Bing." "Loved your Stevie Wonder last night." "Thanks." "About the weekly numbers..." "... I'mgonnaneedthem on my desk by 9:00." "Sure." "No problem." "You have to give them something." "That was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the mustache?" "Petrie." "Petrie." "Right, okay." "well, some people are gonna be working..." "... thisweekend." "Oh, that's nice." "Ross!" "I'm here." "You are?" "We were just... ." "What?" "Great." "Now I'm having a baby." "What?" "I'm having a baby!" "I'm having a" "The phone, the phone!" "I don't have the phone." "I'm hurt." "Monica, Iet's go!" "Come on, people!" "Woman in labor!" "Look what I got going." "Save it for the cab." "What are you doing?" "We're going to a hospital!" "I can't look nice?" "There are doctors there." "Joey, get out of the fridge!" "AII right, all right!" "What is that?" "For the ride." "Like in a cab" "Save it!" "Hating this." "Monica, come on, now!" "Let's go!" "Baby coming!" "I can't believe I'm gonna be an aunt!" "I'II have a nephew!" "That's nice." "Get out!" "AII right, I'm going." "I'm going." "Here we go." "Come on."