"Danke schoen, gentlemen." "Always a pleasure taking your money." "Thank you very much." "Trent:" "Gunnar Geirhart." "I told you back in Córdoba, if you step foot in the United States again," "I'd be all over you like Ross on Rachel." "And, whoop, there it is." "Very good, Agent Johnson." "You have found me." "Unfortunately, you cannot arrest me." "We are not in the United States." "What are you talking about?" "We're in San Diego." "No." "You are in San Diego." "I am in Méjico." "This casino was built straddling the border, and you, Trent, yet again, are on the wrong side." "Yeah..." "Dumbass." "I'll gut you like a piñata at a quinceañera!" "Is this the kinder?" "Oh, look." "So sorry, Agent Hauser." "Or should I say, "Lo siento." "Me tengo que ir."" "You may have won this time, Gunnar, but next time, I assure you, I'll have the winning hand." "Aah!" "Sorry." "Diego!" "Diego!" "Kove:" "Gunnar Geirhart?" "Absolutely not." "We have a chance to cut this malignant cyst out of society's prostate." " We need to take it!" " Enough is enough." "This personal vendetta of yours must come to an end." "Now get off my vision board." "You're smudging my puffy paint." "Gunnar Geirhart is taking a cruise on the Acapulco Princess." "Let it go." "Those are international waters." "It's the D.I.P.I.D.'s problem now." "Ugh!" "You don't understand!" "For twenty minutes, that cruise ship will be close enough to San Diego to be in NTSF:" "SD:" "SUV: jurisdiction." " I need to take this shot!" " Permission denied!" " Now for some sparkles." " Your sparkles can go straight to hell!" "Hello?" "Yeah." "Get out of here." "Piper, Alphonse and I won a cruise on the Acapulco Princess?" "Just for listening to my favorite oldies?" "!" "[ Chuckles ] Sure, I'll say it!" "KGZR plays my favorite oldies." "Okay, great." " We won a cruise?" "!" " That's right." "We leave tomorrow." "Pack your bags." "Sam, let's talk." "That was a lie." "I'm taking down Gunnar Geirhart, and I need your help." "Yeah, sure." "Anything." "You need to keep Kove in her office for the next 72 hours." "She can't know that we're gone or where we're going." " W.T.F.?" "That's impossible." " Don't screw me on this one." "[ Air horn blows ]" " Hey, guys." " Babe, check it out." " Free flower necklaces." " Whoa." " Who the hell is this guy?" " Oh, this is my fiance, Tucker." "I brought him along because we're on vacation." "So, these are the guys who work for you at the Coffee Cup?" "[ Chuckles ] I see what you mean." "Um, Tucker makes clocks." "They're not clocks, babe." "They're timepieces." " I'll smell you fools later." " Isn't he great?" "You told him we worked at a coffee shop" " and we work for you?" " Yeah, you do." "And you almost got fired last week, so that's a warning." "You know it's dangerous for me to be seen with you." "[ Trent scoffs ] We could both lose our jobs." "I can't afford to leave my baby motherless." "Relax." "No one at the D.I.P.I.D. will know you were involved." "All you need to do is get me a seat at Gunnar's table and front me the money." "Okay." "I can do that." "[ Trent scoffs ] One more thing." "Don't fall in love with me." " Okay." "Really not an issue." " You're gonna front me the money, you're gonna get me a seat at his table, and you're not gonna fall in love with me?" "You just need to keep him occupied until exactly 11:09 P.M." "That's when we enter San Diego waters." "And I need you to remember just one thing." "When this is all over, I'm just gonna break your heart." "Sure, the sex will be fantastic." "But that's nothing to hang your hat on." "[ Chuckles ] We almost kissed." "Ahoy." " Hey..." " End of business." "Time to go home." "Wait." "Uh..." "[ Clears throat ]" "Look, you can't." "Uh, I mean..." "Let's hang." "We never get to hang." "Okay." "You've got me for five minutes." "I was wondering how you make your vision boards." "Special kind of glue or..." "Oh, it isn't the glue that makes them special." "First you have to figure out what you want to manifest in your life:" "Wealth, a relationship, power, depth." " Power." " Power?" "Yes, we'll start with power." "Check it out." "Free booze!" "You don't even have to tip." " Alphonse, is he the best or what?" " He's not the best." "We need to talk." "Hey, T-bag, you gonna kick a few back, or do coffee guys only drink espresso?" "Take a walk, Tucker." "[ Laughs ] Oh, whatever, man." "I was gonna dance, anyway." "Monsieur?" "[ Laughs ]" "Look, I lied to you." "This is not a trip." "Gunnar Geirhart's aboard." "[ Alphonse laughs ] Man, you funny!" "Stop playing." "Do I look like Jeff Dunham?" "'Cause I'm not joking." "Sober up quick." "Take him down soon." "Okay, well, that ain't how drinking works, so you take him down soon." "We ought to finish these first, 'cause we ordered them." "How's this?" "Let's do another one." "No, Sam, enough is enough." " We're done here." " No, no." "Stay." "Uh, we should stay here." " No, Sam, enough is enough." " Because I want to make love to you." "Samuel!" "Oh, crap." "Should we meet in the middle, or I'll come to you?" " Samuel..." " Mm?" "Watch out for the puffy paint." "Well, here we go." "[ Robot whirs ]" "You know, no matter how much you dress up," "I'm still not gonna marry you." "[ Chuckles ]" "I'm so heartbroken." "But do you think we can work together as professionals?" "All depends on you, because I guarantee you since moment you've left, you've been thinking about my flesh touching your flesh and creating a writhing" " fleshy pile." " Gross." "Women." "In 42 minutes this ship is in international waters." "Good luck." "See what you're doing?" "It's pretty desperate." "Just stop it." "We're ready." " Are you still drunk?" " "Are you still drunk?" This dude." "Get in position." "Deal us in." "Agent Hauser, you cannot arrest me." "International waters." "I'm not here to arrest you." "I'm here to play a game." " You like games, don't you?" " Yes, I do, when the deck is stacked in my favor." "[ Trent chuckles ] Well, remember this:" "The house always wins." "But neither one of us is the house." "But I'm Agent Hauser." "In German, my name means -  and this is the literal translation " " Gentlemen!" "People are waiting to play cards here." " Sorry." "I'm sorry." " I apologize profusely." " Apologized first, so..." " I apologize more." " I meant it when I said " " Mine was entirely sincere." "You didn't even let it register, really." "You just said it." "That was " " It isn't an apology if you don't actually think about it." " Oh, my gosh!" "Oh, my gosh!" " Lee wins again." " I've never played poker before." " I can't believe it!" " Now!" " Game's up, Geirhart." "Unbeknownst to you, this ship is in San Diego waters." "Looks like you've been dealt a full house." "A full house?" "That's a very good hand." " But I have a straight." " A full house beats a straight." "So says Mrs. Lee." "Well, I guess you have finally got me." "Time to get out the handcuffs." "Oh, boy." "I would really hate the prison, which is why I'm not going." " What do you mean?" " You might be in San Diego." "I am still in the international waters, out of your jurisdiction yet again." "Sam, is this true?" "I'm pulling it up." "One second, Trent." " Kove:" "Where are you, Sammy?" " Keep looking, ma'am." "Ooh." "[ Computer beeping ] Yes, it's true." "A small part of the ship is still in international waters." "If you arrest him now, you could create an international incident." "Wait, wait." "The line -- The line's moving." "It's heading towards the stern." "Go." "Okay, go down the stairs." "Split up." "It's moving down the hallway." "It stopped at the elevator." "Got you, you son of a bitch." "[ Singsong voice ] You can't cross the line." "You can't cross the line!" "No, wait." "It's still moving." "It's on the move again." "It's just near his feet." "Just past the bird -- The big bird." "It's on the move again." "Trent:" "Come here!" "It's just past the lemon tree." " Which one?" " The one on the right." "No, no, wait!" "The one on the left!" "It's on the move again." " Oh!" "Oh!" " Freeze!" "Oh..." "Nothing personal." "Okay." "[ Gasps ]" "Trent..." "You were right." "I did fall in love with you." " I told you so." " Will you take care of my baby?" "That would be..." "extremely inconvenient for me." "Oh." "Free food." "[ Grunts ]" "Sam:" "Trent, the line's right on him." "He's all yours, Trent." " Trent:" "I told you, Gunnar." " No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "You should have folded." "You've got a losing hand." "[ Squish ] [ Grunts ]" " W-why did you do that?" " Starbucks manager!" "Well, you finally got your man." " Sorry to go behind your back." " Not at all." "This is exactly..." "how I visioned it."