"[Music playing]" "[Humming in unison]" "Cheers." "And cheers." "It's already turned." "Have you seen the new P.S.Y.C.H.O Productions movie" "Yet?" "P.S.Y.C.H.O. Productions?" "Yeah, man." "Those freaks are still alive?" "Freaks, man?" "They are masters of movie-making." " Masters?" " Thee masters!" "Masters, buddy?" "The freaks who go with tomato juice in the forest," "And then want to say it is a movie, man." "They make new garbage." "Garbage, mother fucker?" "This is the best movie you've seen out of Germany!" "The Lord of the Rings of the no-budget movies." "The Lord of the..." "The Lord of the Rings, dammit." "And it's a stupid masturbate playing" "The Golum... hobbling or how are they called?" "[Audio out]" "Man, do you have brain damage?" "Should I shove this fucking DVD up your ass?" "I've got it in the fucking DVD player now." "And we watch this movie." "And you're not saying one fucking, blasphemous word!" "Huh?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..." "Put it in the player." "Put it in the player." "I mean, my wife started watching that stupid face." "Can it be?" "Mother fucker!" "What's your problem, huh?" "What's your fucking problem?" "[Screaming] No, no!" "Do you want to watch the movie or what?" "Stop it, stop it, stop it!" "Ow!" "It hurts." "Huh?" "Yo!" "It fucking hurts, ow!" "I can't fucking hear you!" "[Screaming] Stop it, stop it, stop it!" "You sure?" "Ow, man." "Are you crazy?" "I want to talk." "We're friends." "Ah." "Dammit, I have to go to the doctor now." "Dammit, you are crazy." "Get out of the way." "You are ready?" "Yeah." "Can I start the movie now?" "Yeah, man." "You really sure?" "Yeah!" "Just make a movie!" "Dammit, make the movie on now, play!" "What gay shit is this?" "That's from telephone, man!" "Charles Bronson!" "Oh, Charles Bronson." "[Music playing]" "[Grunting]" "All right." "Come in." "You're up so early." "Yo, buddy." "I didn't sleep at all at night, you know?" "Yesterday we were drinking in a bar, you know?" "There was a bartender who already" "Kicked us out of the bar, just at 4 AM in the morning." "Oh, was I drunk?" "And you mostly had no sleep?" "No, it's a funny story, you know?" "On the way home, we took a shortcut on the river," "You know, over the hills." "Buddy, then I met some kind of freak that laugh." "Like out of a fairy tale, with a magic stick and a red hat," "You know?" "You know, and then he's asking me where I come from," "And where I want to go and everything, you know?" "So I told them and then... man, then he's asking me if I want" "Some of his magic mushrooms?" "So I said, of course." "If that fucking bartender already kicked me out," "Then at least a dwarf can give me something" "Of his magic mushrooms." "Come on." "But then he shows me a bag full of the things, you know?" "So I took what I could get, a big handful." "But I said, yo, you've never saw those kind of mushrooms." "You go to Amsterdam?" "Not even in Amsterdam." "Buddy, and when I looked up again," "The dwarf suddenly disappeared." "Like the Earth had eaten him." "Come on." "What's wrong?" "You don't expect me to believe this shit, do you?" "I don't care what you believe, man." "You can believe that Jesus is selling old cars," "Or that the Easter Bunny, together with Santa Claus," "Destroyed General Motors." "Seems the mushrooms gave you quite a boost." "Buddy, that's some wicked shit." "It exactly like the dwarf told me." "I'm feeling like I'm born again." "So much energy I got the last time..." "The last time... when we make the Red Bull drinking contest," "You remember?" "I had to call an ambulance because you thought you felt" "Like you had a heart attack." "That was fun." "Well, enough of that fairy tale bullshit." "Let's see if we've got everything" "Together for tonight." "You've got something on your mouth." "Beer, we've got enough?" "You get booze?" "Of course." "Bar-G, buddy, buddy, buddy." "Give it to me, give it to me!" "Oh, G-dog." "Oh, man, what the fuck is it?" "You are a sick son of a bitch." "[Music playing]" "[Singing]" "Do you know Eddy?" "Bitzer and shizer?" "Yeah, bitzer and shizer." "Of course." "Yeah..." "[Singing in unison]" "[Music playing]" "Buddy, stop, please." "Do you think it's possible that you can carry my crate?" "I'm gonna carry your beer now." "And my elbow..." "I've got a kind of a problem with a... you know," "My doctor said..." "What a pussy, don't give me that shit." "Nice." "No, really." "It's not because of me, you know." "Carry that, and you'll feed me." "[Stuttering]" "Shut the fuck up." "[Music playing]" "The very best." "The very best, oh." "Keep in price, and get drunk." "Getting drunk." "Refueling." "Stop, filling up one time." "Come on, drink your bottle." "Glook, glook, glook-glook-glook." "Be a good baby." "Where are all the snacks, huh?" "Again?" "Get it out of the bag." "Let me see." "Premium?" "From the best wines of Europe." "Fine water." "Brandy?" "Wine distillates." "Some sipping, you pussy." "Mary, first, you take a sip." "Wimp." "So?" "Put that shit away." "Yeah, say that." "Can you hurry up, mother..." "[Music playing]" "Buddy, there it is." "There it is." "We finally found it." "Here there are the bushes and trees, and a year..." "It was a lot of time." "Let's look at this sky." "Get out of the way." "Beautiful, it's like a flower." "Pitch the tent here." "OK, I guess, I don't know, maybe... maybe..." "Give me that shit." "You think it is safe here?" "Safe?" "What, what?" "What should be dangerous, yeah?" "Maybe foxes." "The coons?" "Hold that." "If there are any raccoons around here," "I'll get us something for barbecue." "Buddy, put the thing away." "Come on." "Now pitch the fucking tent." "You stupid or what?" "Buddy!" "It looks like you have fucking shit for brains." "You just..." "Now pitch that mother fucker." "It's gonna break, and we'll have to sleep outside." "Why do you want to sleep outside?" "We've got the tent." "Give me a break, you fucking idiot." "You know, what do you think if in here would be now," "Chicks were looking for a place where" "They can get drunk, and make a nasty dangerous somthing?" "Now what are you thinking?" "[Grunting]" "[Laughing] It would be awesome or not?" "We've got enough booze, that's for sure." "And with the look, one of the girls" "Will have to wait until the other one is finished." "Because of fucking pansy coon hound, that's for sure." "So you think I'm a pansy?" "Yeah." "Just look at yourself, man." "Even if one would..." "Everything looks fine." "If two girls were to come this way, do you think you could..." "You could even get out and talk to one of them, huh?" "I'm not talking about physical contact yet." "If one would give you a fucking freebie" "With out of those fucking nose holes," "You wake up the next morning, you feel like a fucking virgin." "Why do think that's a virgin?" "Mother fucker, stop that pre-school romance shit." "That just gives you five fucking years old?" "Don't count." "At least that's more straight sex than you could" "Have got in your whole life." "What'd you say?" "You stupid cock sucker, you." "OK, cock sucker, you're not." "But I'm also no pansy." "Yes, you are." "You think a pansy would do something like this?" "Man, you hit like a fucking pussy." "You may." "For what?" "Wait, you know something?" "Let's play game, yeah?" "One of us are going to guys, or whatever." "What?" "What are... what's wrong with the fucking bottle... you know," "One guy is going to drink something," "And then he's gonna hit the other." "And then the other guy is going to hit the other one." "And then the first one will sit up again." "It's a fucking cock sucker." "Cock sucker?" "The pansy, I mean." "Pansy." "You think you're going to survive that shit?" "In the end we're going to see who's gonna survive this shit." "Start the fucking game." "I shall start." "Cheers." "Fuck it." "Still hit like a fucking pussy." "Just hit me, hit me... right here." "[Coughing] Oh buddy, buddy." "You want to kill me or what?" "You're really hitting hard." "I ain't fucking kidding." "Give that shit to me." "Fucker!" "You just hit me on the ear." "It wasn't said a man." "And you cannot just quote from Fight Club." "Drink that stupid shit, and then get ready." "And then punch me!" "[Inaudible] on the line..." "[grunting] Oh fuck." "Oh fuck, I think I've fallen into dog poop." "[Moaning] Mother fucker, give me that cheap bottle!" "This is real alcohol?" "Oh, come on." "This bottle is crushed." "Here, hold it." "Oh no, the booze's running out." "Oh no." "[grunting]" "We're left there." "[Music playing]" "No, what have I done?" "Shit." "Buddy?" "Hey buddy?" "Wake up, buddy." "What's up?" "Wake up." "Wake up." "Shit, shit." "[Music playing]" "No... [giggling]" "[Giggling]" "[Giggling]" "What are you doing?" "Oh, it looks like you want to dispose something?" "Ah, I see a lot for me size." "Yes, I do." "It was a terrible accident that occurred." "Oh yeah, a terrible accident." "And in the morning, the boy was still alive." "So extraordinary [inaudible]." "[Laughing]" "Listen, I ain't got no idea what" "You're fucking talking about." "But if you don't shut the fuck up," "I'll nail you shut, you fucking midget." "Boy, boy, at loose tongue can cause a lot of damage." "Yeah, that's true." "Maybe I can help you to make the tragedy undone, oh yeah." "I can do that, for sure, maybe." "I ain't got enough time for that bullshit." "You know, there are very special" "Mushrooms, very vitalizing mushrooms." "New life, they can give." "Oh yeah, new life." "That's what we'll need now." "You must be the dwarf then." "No hard to find, the mushrooms are." "And me personal stock ran out in the morning, unfortunately." "I just can't stop giving." "Oh yeah, giving new life to everybody." "[Laughing]" "And you're a total freak..." "Rumpelstiltskin" "From a fucking funny farm." "Oh yeah, you're gonna take the journey." "So hear me well, and keep them in mind." "They are the key, opening the way to resurrection." "[Grunting]" "Hey, go home now, and wait until noon." "The '60s is going to come back soon." "The sun sets high, he will appear." "Torture the boy, and have no fear." "Ask him the way to the mushroom place." "The secret route will take you two days." "You'll leave unconscious..." "Soon this is clear." "They don't know the code, and don't check no to ear." "[Cackling]" "[Music playing]" "[Phone dialing]" "[Phone ringing]" "[Moaning]" "The mother fucking hippie is pissing in my yard." "I'm gonna kill him." "One moment, one moment..." "I just had to take a piss." "But not in my garden, you hippie dick." "Oh, peace, man." "Peace, man." "That's no reason to get violent now." "Why not just smoking spliff?" "Maybe you can shove a spliff up your fucking ass!" "[Moaning]" "[Grunting]" "How do you like this?" "You should've stayed in the fucking '60s," "You mother fucking hippie." "Now where's your flower power now, huh?" "The '60s is gonna come back soon." "Torture the boy and have no fear." "What do you know about magic mushrooms, huh?" "What?" "Those fucking mushrooms, what do you know about them?" "Magic mushrooms?" "They're vitalizing mushroom crap." "Don't try to shit me." "The Music Ghost in the street can get that in Germany," "In not the right form." "Now you have to go for this, to Holland." "They changed the laws here." "Hey, but if you want, I can bring you some." "I can bring you some." "Oh, they're really kicking." "They make you go crazy." "That's what you want, that's what you want?" "Those fucking mushrooms the fucking dwarf" "Was giving away for free." "You need a duck?" "You leave me no other choice." "I've got to do what the dwarf told me to." "What then?" "You're about to witness." "[Music playing]" "[Moaning and screaming]" "No!" "No!" "No!" "[Screaming]" "Still don't know about the magic mushrooms?" "There are thousands of different kinds" "Of mushrooms, thousand different psychedelic mushrooms." "But you need knowledge." "You can buy a book then..." "Wrong answer." "Torture the boy and have no fear." "No!" "[Screaming]" "Tell me, what do you know about the magic mushrooms?" "They're vitalizing, they are..." "I" "Met the dwarf, the first time in the '60s." "I was..." "I was 20." "And at time, I thought Agent Orange, just look" "At my face, man." "If you find the mushrooms, bring me some of them." "Maybe a new foot grow." "We will find the fucking mushrooms, huh?" "Let's go to the forest." "Go along the way." "Suddenly there's going to be a sign, no trespassing," "Something like that." "They're just to scare you." "Just go." "After all done, some went on the meadow that's standing out." "That was accurate living." "He's going to bring you to the magic mushrooms," "If you can give him... if you can give him what he wants." "What is it he needs?" "No, no money or something like that, no." "He's going to lead you a secret tunnel." "On the other side is where the mushrooms are growing." "But be careful." "From there, no one ever came back." "I mean, no one that not was strange and violent mushrooms." "I mean, I would come with you, but you just" "Chopped me fucking leg off!" "Eh... so that should mean the dwarf" "Can see the future or what?" "Man, you see it's not from this world." "Of course he can see the future." "I bet, under the customer can the freak master be?" "Man, didn't you see a massive dubbing on the opening credits?" "It must've been Mr. Head Butt, Master Head Butt." "In the real life, nobody call it that." "You're saying that all those names are just pseudonyms?" "No." "Of course, [inaudible] call the real life actress," "And wrestling that's an original sport," "Where only the best can win." "Mother fucker, stop that wrestling shit!" "We already discussed that!" "You should keep your fucking popular speculations" "For yourself." "Otherwise I'll break your leg this time." "Yeah, I mean of course." "In some way, you're also right." "Of course." "Let's continue watching the movie." "[Music playing]" "[Automatic gun firing]" "[Grunting]" "A somebody's here." "Excuse me?" "Excuse me?" "Excuse me?" "[Grunting]" "Freeze, mother fucker." "Don't move, you prick." "Don't move or I shoot." "Don't move." "Don't you move." "Put your hands on the wall, mother fucker." "[Gibberish] What the fuck is this here?" "What kind of bastard I've found here?" "What kind of mother fucking bastard is this, huh?" "Huh?" "To the wall... hey, hands behind your head!" "Hands behind your head!" "Spread the hips, spread the legs, bitch!" "I'm just a civilian, man." "Just a civilian?" "Just a civilian, no less." "And the guy who shoots, I've pumped a cancer." "This was all to just a civilian!" "Huh?" "Bitches, anyway." "The Pharaoh is dead?" "The Pharaoh?" "How are you talking about... free of cancer." "Holy she is." "Holy... the holy mother of a fucked up nation." "Freedman, searching for an explosive" "And then other weapons." "Unarmed?" "Freedman, I think you need to hide me." "From here, I can see that this guy's got a weapon." "So what's this?" "What is this?" "For what you need such a knife?" "Hunting." "Funny guy." "What are you hunting with such a knife?" "Fucking raccoons." "OK." "You really were lucky, meeting me, my man," "Is this real dangerous area." "Your asshole could have been caught" "By the security [inaudible]." "You know, they wipe out your guts," "And they sell it as dog food, and sacrifice" "Your balls to their god." "We are on now a mission to find him," "Drag him down, and kill him." "Who, god?" "Not god!" "Can you tell me what is your fucking problem?" "The leader of gods, man." "They must be here somewhere, I know, somewhere" "Behind a fucking bush or a stupid stone," "Somewhere..." "I know he must be here, sitting." "This Pharaoh hiding camel rider." "I hate him." "And he is here, I tell you." "He is here, I know it." "He is here." "Osama is here." "Osama bin Laden?" "Mother... shh." "Don't you say his full name." "You are frightening the man." "Come on now." "We've got the long march ahead of us." "We?" "We, of course we." "Do you think I'm going to leave you alone in this cursed place?" "That would be like if I would push you" "Into a pit of deadly snakes." "I'm on a mission, myself." "I've gotta find a cabin." "It's a matter of life or death, staying dead." "You don't want to go to the fucking" "Hut, of this crazy Anchorite." "You know him?" "Listen to me... in this whole forest," "There is no one so dangerous like Osama," "Except just Anchorite." "But..." "And no one is no more crazy like him." "The whole day in his hut and no one to talk with." "If I would not got so much heart, so much love," "Our lady would kill him." "This would be a commercial, you know?" "[Weeping]" "Can't you help me find him?" "I need that medicine." "I'm desperate." "No, no, brother." "Make his pain even more worse, with standard medicine." "I shall bring him back from a funny farm." "They can help him there." "They can take away his pain." "So that's it?" "That's it." "That's it?" "Yeah, that's it." "So that's it?" "OK then." "I'm going to bring you to his fucking hut then." "We've got the long march ahead of us." "[Music playing]" "Duck and cover!" "Duck and cover!" "[Grunting]" "Goddammit, come down!" "Come down." "Goddammit, put your head down?" "What's the matter, man?" "There's an ambush." "Osama is here." "As far as I know, Osama bin..." "Osama" "Is hiding somewhere in Afghanistan or Pakistan," "But not here in the woods, man." "So you want to tell me how I have to do my job, huh?" "They will think that I lost in an endless wars," "The best of me, man." "Just a fucking civilian comment, and now I have to do me job?" "I just wanted to mention it." "Duck and cover!" "Don't be scared." "I'm going to bring us out of there." "Faithman, you on the ride side." "Little Mayor, you come with us." "Omega man." "One, two, three... run!" "[Gun firing]" "[Screaming]" "No!" "Not Mya!" "Not Mya!" "[Non-english speech] No, Mya!" "You can't kill Mya!" "You fucking pricks can't kill Mya!" "You fucking pricks, I'm gonna revenge your death." "Revenge!" "[Grunting]" "There's some signs." "Do you think you can make it up the hill?" "Let's go up the hill then, man." "Help me then." "Help me, man!" "Oh no." "Put on the helmet." "Put on my helmet now!" "[Non-english speech], be gone." "[Non-english speech], be gone!" "Give me gone." "[Grunting]" "You think you can make it up the hill?" "Can you make it up the hill?" "Yeah." "Then why don't you put on me helmet?" "Can you not hear a word?" "Oh, pain!" "[Grunting]" "What did happen?" "I got shot, you idiot!" "Do you think you can use this for a while?" "Oh, fucking..." "[Gun firing]" "There, in the bushes." "Give fire to the bushes." "[Grunting]" "That was the right..." "[Inaudible] ammo, reload." "You want a second amount, because the clip's empty now?" "Welcome to Shizer!" "Weapon is... weapon is our abomination." "That means we got no more ammunition." "Welcome to Shizer, we are lost!" "Listen now..." "I'm going to give you a mission," "Deciding over life and death." "Go to Steiner and [inaudible]." "Steiner's not gonna help." "And then when I need [inaudible] with ammunition." "Should I get a doctor instead?" "I don't need no doc." "You have to obey me, unless I'm going to shoot you," "Because disobeyment." "[Grunting]" "It's up to Shizer." "Now listen... that's insane." "We are not at war." "Steiner only exists in your fucking imagination." "I knew it all the time, you were sent by the [inaudible]" "Himself, to confuse me mind." "But you're not succeeding." "This is bullshit." "This is big bullshit." "Bullshit out of the butt of the Pharaoh," "Covering the whole fucking nation." "This is [inaudible]." "Stand up." "Welcome to shizer, up now. [Grunting]" "Put up the shizer to the wall." "There's no fucking wall, dammit." "To the wall, I said." "There isn't a wall here." "Use the wall, mother fucker, use the wall!" "Watch me face, mother fucker!" "Here, cover your eyes with it." "So that's not going to become a traumatizing event for you." "Stop it, stop it, stop it." "Stop the movie, stop the movie." "Does the main character get executed?" "And this is the end of the fucking movie?" "Mother fucker, shut the fuck up." "It's just getting interesting." "Interesting?" "Fuck it." "To see a monkey eating some poop," "That's more interesting than this shit." "Just hope he gets out of it, if this shit was over now." "Yeah, glad I would be." "But poor it is anyway." "Will you shut the fuck up now?" "I want to watch the movie!" "Yeah, OK." "But just one more question." "What is it?" "You know, the soldier just hallucinated the whole war." "So why he got a real impact then?" "I mean, that makes no sense..." "Mother fucker, this is a movie." "There is no need for realism." "Or did the dwarf did shot?" "Idiot." "Or the soldier is suffering from a certain kind" "Of self explosion, like a self-inflammation," "A miracle phenomenon." "Or what some of those death kinds, you know what I mean?" "Idiot." "Shut the fuck up, or your face will hit the fucking fan." "No!" "Can we get on with the movie now, or what?" "No, it makes no sense." "It's just a movie." "It's a very good movie, it's quite good." "Let's watch it." "Say your prayers." "[Music playing]" "[Gun shot]" "[Grunting]" "[Choking]" "With this, wipe your ass." "This belongs to me." "Uh, uh!" "You're looking for someone?" "I'm looking for the one who knows" "The way to the magic mushrooms?" "Magic mushrooms?" "Like in Amsterdam, mister?" "You're the Anchorite, right?" "Anchorite, huh?" "Yeah, I think so." "If you want to call this hut a radio settlement." "Numbers of settlers, one." "And this Anchorite, that's me." "It's not happening so often that people show up here." "It's a dangerous are." "And if someone is here, they're only here for dinner," "If you know what I'm meaning." "This may sound a little silly, but a dwarf sent me" "To find some magic mushrooms." "And a hippie told me you were the only one" "Who knows where they grow it." "Oh yes, the hippie." "That's a long time ago, mister." "Once I brought him some of the things." "Hm... he really had a bender shake of the girlfriend." "Uh... you know, you really can taste" "The difference between conventional" "And organic plot vegetable." "What do I have to pay you to get me some mushrooms?" "Trust me, you've got nothing valuable enough" "That I would even make one step, one time on this damn earth" "Again, mister." "Then at least take me to the secret tunnel." "Yo, I could do that." "But it's not cheap either." "But let's go inside first." "It's lunch time." "With a full stomach is a better negotiation, huh?" "I'll stay here." "Mister, you're not wanna offending me hospitality." "Come on, mister." "It's cozy inside." "I just cleaned up." "Now but be careful." "Don't hit your head on a rusty nail." "Uh, because it looks really tasty." "I just hope you're not a vegetarian." "Because I normally not cook vegetables." "You know, its just like vegetables" "Also have feelings... even more strong feelings than humans." "You know, at least Professor Pertura says so." "Huh?" "So you know Professor Pertura?" "Huh?" "It's a look really tasty." "Ah, that's a good meal." "So much love." "You know, it's not that long anymore." "Just wait until it's done." "Soon it's ready." "There." "Huh, it looks delicious." "And this isn't all." "I even got a very special dishes I prepared, you know?" "Very special, like if I knew that someone gonna come today." "Ah, just look... what the..." "These stupid strawberry" "Bushes in my [inaudible] crazy." "Just look at this, it's very special." "It's of a drowned body, which I found down there in the river." "Ah, just look at it." "Isn't it wonderful?" "Have a nice meal." "Thank you." "Is something wrong?" "No, I'm not feeling..." "Feeling too good." "Eat it." "No, I better don't." "I am begging you, just eat it." "Eat it." "Isn't it tasty?" "What kind of weird accent is it you're speaking?" "I don't know, me parents were siblings." "But now I have a nice meal." "Silly sodomy... how can you start eating like an animal?" "Without saying grace before our food." "Go." "Ah, you, our Allah ba-hallah." "We thank you for the blood to this suit," "And through our body." "And it's coming out of the holes in our body," "Which we are open in your name." "Give us the power of your flesh that you" "Let grow out from the earth, like" "Mushroom from mother's womb." "Forgive them who are not eat your flesh with grace." "Blood to blood, bone to bone, and the human's flesh" "To the human's flesh." "Osama." "Osama?" "OK, but now really have a nice meal." "But be careful... it's not really fresh anymore." "Like I said, it's not often that people come around here." "I'm asking you, do you maybe met on the way," "A group of soldiers?" "Can you remember?" "Hm, one." "I met one." "Excuse me, just one?" "That's impossible." "Well, allegedly there were more," "But I only talked to one of them, Commander something." "Oh yeah?" "And how's old Nazi going?" "He's still on the hunt for moolah?" "Not too good, a bullet hit him in the throat." "Oh, so me prayers were finally heard, you know?" "For a long time, I had the feeling" "That this bounty hunter in uniform tried to kill me," "You know?" "He just not had the guts to do it." "You know, he never agreed with me self-determined lifestyle." "He wanted to kill me." "If you're asking me, he was crazy like a coconut." "Yeah, that's what I thought." "And the Feldman and the other, too." "I'm asking you, what are four grown up people in uniform" "Doing alone in the forest?" "Hunt?" "That's what they told me." "Most of the time, they are applying" "Not you're all against." "Oh, punish me." "Come undone." "I want to not be private." "They were the last ass fuckers, if you're asking me." "Yeah?" "A blind man even could see that." "But I don't care." "At least they saved a little bit of freedom for themselves." "Disgusting and pervert, but at least they were free somewhere." "So let's talk about business now." "I mean, what you get from me, it's clear." "I'm going to bring you to the tunnel." "But what you can offer me?" "What do you want?" "What I want, it's quite clear, huh?" "The question is, what do you want to offer me?" "You know, I love this part of me business." "It is always the same." "Bleh..." "Even the people know exactly what I want from them." "They're always acting like if they got no idea at all." "So then, tell me... what you want to offer me, mister?" "No, the right arm?" "Yeah?" "Your right arm?" "Oh, how lucky I am." "That's really long." "Can you show me?" "Is this the right one?" "You know, I got the problem to decide what's right and left." "Ah... yeah, that sound good." "The complete arm?" "Uh, the forearm." "So for what you need the rest of the arm if already" "The most important part missing?" "Huh, I don't know." "The upper part, also the most power." "Are you better, the left one?" "I'm right handed, I forgot about that." "Huh, you want to offending me?" "Your weak left arm?" "Huh?" "With the left, I wipe me butt." "I get the complete arm, from shoulder to hand." "Or there's no deal with us too." "Hurry up, I don't got time all day." "OK, I'll give the right one." "Oh, shake hands, a good deal." "You'll never want to regret it." "These magic mushrooms are unique, absolutely vitalizing." "Maybe that's even a new arm growing." "Can you help me up?" "I don't want to waste time now." "I just have to got me jacket, it's cold in the tunnel," "You know?" "And then I need me machete, huh?" "So we also can finish the transaction" "When we reach the tunnel." "And that's the reason why you never should" "Try to eat the Japanese person." "Ah..." "More far, I won't go." "What is waiting behind the tunnel is only waiting for you." "Thanks for the good food." "Perhaps we'll meet again one day." "Oh." "Hey, ah... haven't you forgot something?" "Why you don't pay me?" "Heh... you better keep your hands off that gun." "Or more early than you like it, you're gonna have" "The steel machete in your back." "Oh, we have a payment." "I almost forgot about that." "I'm glad you reminded me." "Is there a possibility to postpone that after I" "Come back out of the tunnel?" "With the muscles I could strength me." "Otherwise I might bleed to death." "Even if you walk through the tunnel with two arms," "You probably would not make it back." "And because I simply rely on the money of me small travel" "Business, we have to finish the transaction right now, here." "So let's get started." "Can you maybe make your arm move down?" "Otherwise I have to hack two times maybe." "OK, just wait." "Before I chop off a part of the body, an arm or something," "I always reveal a secret to the person." "You have to know." "I wasn't always this one that I am today." "I used to be a negro." "[Screaming]" "[Heavy breathing]" "Now look at that mother fucking PG-13 shit!" "Oh, where he cut, I bet there's just doesn't" "Got the money to make it good." "I mean, just look at its scene still now." "It's really the most cheap of the cheap." "Cheap, idiot?" "For not having any money, these guys" "Are showing some pretty decent effects, man." "I thought I had gotten the fucking unrated" "Version, and all of that shit." "It makes me want to puke." "So they can out a few minutes of boring time, so what?" "Dick head." "Just look on the bright side." "Oh, I forgot for you, the film is really thrilling." "I even can see the sweat of fear on your forehead." "Fuck face, I'm going to show you some fucking cold sweat." "Now look at this trap shit!" "The tall guy still has his arm." "Can't even trigger the plot this way." "I can't keep watching this shit." "Total shit." "So we're not watching the movie to the end?" "Oh yeah, we're gonna watch this though to the end." "I'll go to that fucking I Love movie store right now," "Where I stole this DVD tonight, and get us" "The fucking unrated version." "And you stay right here." "What?" "I'm waiting here." "Do you think I got nothing else to do?" "Just sitting here on the couch, drinking beer and shit?" "What's the problem?" "You stay here." "And if I come back and you're fucking ass is not sitting" "On the exact same place, I'll put my fucking foot up your ass" "So fucking deep, people could think you're a fucking" "Oversized human hand puppet." "OK, good luck then." "PG-13 sucks." "Probst." "Nostrovier." "And you get uncut version?" "Of course." "Otherwise I wouldn't be here." "And then another poor try of a special effect." "Shut the fuck up, you son of a bitch!" "Go on, start the movie." "Just wait." "Before I chop off a part of the body, an arm of something," "I always reveal a secret to the person." "You have to know, I wasn't always" "This one that I am today." "I used to be a negro." "[Screaming]" "[Growling]" "Hey mother fucker." "[Gun shots]" "There's something I always wanted to try." "Do you think I can cut out somebody's heart" "And showing it to them while they're still alive?" "[Screaming]" "I fucking knew it." "[Heavy breathing]" "[Music playing]" "[Grunting]" "[Horn beeping]" "[Growling]" "Oh, quite far we've came already." "But be aware of the mysterious powers of the magic mushrooms." "It can bring the dead back to live again, or just" "Confuse your mind." "[Cackling]" "[Digestion sounds]" "[Farting]" "It would be better if you take off your jacket." "Ah, buddy, buddy, buddy... it's me." "It's me, it's just me." "Get off me!" "You are screaming like a girl." "But you're dead, man." "Buddy, of course I'm dead." "You killed me two days ago." "But... but..." "But, but, but, but... huh?" "Just because your nose is bleeding so easy," "That don't give you right to hit me" "With the fucking beer bottle." "Buddy, do you know how it hurts, not thinking about it?" "I'm dead now, buddy." "But if you are dead, how can you talk to me?" "Isn't this obvious?" "Yeah, of course." "The beast got me." "The messenger of death touched me." "I'm also dead." "Fucking man... buddy, you're not dead." "Nice friend you are, disposing me" "Like an animal in the forest..." "Instead of calling me parents," "Or make sure that I get an honorable funeral." "That's fucking expensive." "Oh... hey, you just were scared, yeah, that your lazy butt" "Was gonna rot in some jail." "Fuck that." "I'm a lazy ass?" "You're getting this all wrong." "Do you know what I had to do to get you back to fucking life?" "Get the fucking mushrooms." "The fucking dwarf, man, the fucking dwarf." "Oh, the dwarf, man, the dwarf." "You not really believe me, that fucking story." "But I saw him." "I talked to him." "And he said when I get the mushrooms," "I can make you rise from the mother fucking dead." "And before you were a rationalist." "You never heard about something like" "A schizophrenic hallucinations?" "Hey." "Do you never thinking about everything that happened, huh?" "After you lost me through the kind of accident," "That was just all in your mind." "Because you cannot accepted it that" "You killed your best friend, huh, you never thinking?" "Or do you really believe now in some kind of magical mushrooms," "Or a mysterious red-headed dwarfs?" "So soon you're gonna believe that Jesus" "Is selling old cars, yeah?" "Or that the Easter Bunny will..." "And shut the fuck up... it was annoying" "The first time you said it." "Maybe it's stupid, huh?" "But how stupid you are if you really" "Believe that all of that journey... all the journey," "The quest for the magic mushrooms," "Huh... if that's really existing, huh?" "Watch your mother fucking mouth, man." "Watch here, you mother fucking again." "Buddy, just the fact that you are talking with a dead person" "Right now, should make you feel that this" "Is all a hallucination." "Hallucinations, idiot." "How should I know you were even dead for real, huh?" "Perhaps you were just fucking fainting..." "Well, just think about it, yeah?" "That hippie, or that man eater, that soldier..." "Did I forget something?" "Oh yeah, I did... the dwarf, and that beast, huh?" "You think that the characters that" "Also appear in normal life, huh, in the real world?" "And how can you believe that some kind of magic mushrooms" "Got the power to bring the dead back to life again?" "But all mushrooms do that." "They are fucking mineralizers." "It's the fucking primary hole in the ecosystem." "Buddy, I'm sick of it, sitting here with you" "And discussing if this is all a hallucination or not." "I simply want to prove you that all of this" "Just exists in your fucking head." "How do you want to prove that?" "You want to turn into a geisha?" "That's a quite good idea, yeah." "But I more thought of pulling out your guts," "And then showing them to you without you even faint out." "Because that's really not possible in real life." "[Growling]" "[Screaming]" "What have you done?" "What's your fucking problem, man?" "What have you done?" "This is your fucking life..." "My intestine..." "Do you believe me now that it's all a fucking hallucination," "Or what?" "OK, buddy?" "I even can bite and eat some of your organs..." "For example, your liver, huh?" "And nothing going to happen to you." "Shall I show you?" "Shall I... [grunting] And how many blood is still" "In the guts, just look at it." "Look at it." "[Moaning]" "[Cackling] Yee-haw, yee-haw." "Hey, where you want to go now?" "Hey, hey... stay here, stay here." "Why'd you run away?" "[Music playing]" "What's going on?" "What's going on?" "What's going on?" "He's already dead, so you just closed your mind..." "No matter... just something we turned" "To, killing you is in better." "[Music playing]" "[Grunting]" "[Dwarf voice in distance]" "[Music playing]" "I want a flavored morning." "Huh?" "Why are you sleeping here in the forest?" "Shouldn't you search for mushrooms?" "Yeah, I think you should." "Oh shit, where am I?" "At the same place we met last time." "Boy, you really look like shit." "[Cackling]" "Dammit, I almost had the fucking mushrooms." "I walked the whole fucking path, up and down." "I tortured the mother fucking hippie." "And I was engaged in an imaginary battle" "With some fucked up soldier boy." "Then I made it through the fucking tunnel," "After I killed that fucking Anchorite... slashed" "Him... arm off, chop chop." "Then I was on the other side of that mother fucking tunnel," "Where I should find the fucking mushrooms." "I take that fucking beef!" "And then I fainted, fainted." "And I can't remember shit." "Then I woke up here, where I fucking fainted." "Shit, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck... shit!" "And no mushrooms you have found?" "Shit, no." "Or maybe you did found the mushrooms," "And then eat it all along?" "Right?" "Things can happen if you eat too much of them, in your mind." "No, man." "I mean, I can't remember." "So you have to go once again, the way you already know now." "Oh no, oh no." "[Cackling]" "Oh, I just want to kid a little." "I got what you're looking for." "It was hard to find the mushrooms." "But I know in them special place." "But... but... oh my..." "Here, for your struggle," "I'll give you me whole bag." "Maybe the mushrooms can help him." "Oh yes, because they can do that... very vitalizing," "They are." "You mean I did all that for nothing?" "So you give me that fucking bullshit light now, or what?" "Anyway, you found what you are looking for, huh?" "Do you think you had believed me if I just said to you, fine," "Come tomorrow at this time, in the same place in the forest." "Then I"m gonna give you some magic mushrooms," "Who got the power to make you best friend come back to life," "Huh?" "Do you think you really believe this?" "I bet you just stayed home with a lady bad." "Or you run away, you know that's the safe you getting back." "I know that." "Huh?" "Think about it." "Trust me, I know why I sent you on this journey." "Yes, I know that." "And I really think you know the truth." "[Cackling] Good luck, and be careful, mister." "And if something goes wrong, huh?" "Then don't blame me." "About risk and dangers, ask a doctor or pharmacist." "[Cackling]" "Buddy, I really screwed up." "I wasn't fair." "You're not a pansy." "Man, I got you the mushrooms." "Don't let me down now." "[Sniffling] Don't let me down." "Eat the mushroom." "[Inaudible] [crying] Eat the shit." "No, it could help." "It could help." "Eat." "[Crying and inaudible speaking]" "[Music playing]" "[Growling]" "[Music playing]" "So that's it or what?" "What?" "At the end, it get really awesome." "Awesome, mother fucker?" "This is no real ending." "He's running around in a mother fucking circle" "For the whole fucking movie?" "Then he gets raped by the mother fucking fungi..." "The new..." "And his friend turns into a fucking zombie by those mother" "Fucking mushroom?" "Even you say, it's the best movie you can get from Germany." "The Lord of the Rings of the no-budget movie." "They said that in the fucking trailer, dammit." "But this fucking movie is more fucked up" "Than all the German productions together." "I have to say, the movie was quite awesome..." "Especially the character played Master, we are like," "Hey, that's what's his name standing there." "Shut the fuck up, you son of a bitch!" "[Music playing]" "[Birds chirping]" "Now the long hair takes the short cut home, as a zombie." "[Music playing]" "And now he's this gineau pig... how awesome!" "It's total trap, shut the fuck up!" "[Music playing]" "This movie is a bucket of crap!" "You don't even know what happened to the fucking hippie." "Hippie?" "Maybe you're dreaming of hippie." "I mean, who cares about hippies anyway?" "Except the flower power boy like you." "Idiot!" "What did you call me?" "Say that again." "You are a flower boy." "And what's my favorite flower, huh?" "Dandelion?" "No, dammit... wooden dick." "Dick from wood is no flower, yeah?" "Maybe not." "But anyone can ram it from their fucking mouth" "Down to your fucking anus!" "[Screaming]" "[Cackling]"