"...with an ex-girlfriend who's the most beautiful girl ever in high school." " Yeah." "But right now I'm here with you." " He snuck out to see his girlfriend." " What are we doing?" " I call it "prepping the oven. "" "What are we doing in the larger sense?" "I'd like to place an order for delivery." "Can I get the crispy noodles with shrimp and the calamari salad?" "Get the Vietnamese rolls." "And the chicken with the spicy curry." "No, just one." "And Vietnamese rolls and chicken with spicy curry." "You guys want something from Thaiphoon?" "Yeah, some pad thai, please." "Yeah, Mom, will you order a couple gallons of the tom yum soup?" "And then the salmon with the chili-lime sauce." "And dumplings." "Okay, can we get some pad thai, some tom yum soup..." " ... salmon with the chili-lime sauce" " Dumplings." "And the steamed dumplings." "Yeah." "Great." " We ordered enough for a small army." " I got an idea." "Why don't you ask your female cohorts over?" "Lindsay's with her mom." "Family therapy and to a Truffaut retrospective." "That's a hell of a double-header." "What about Alex?" " Howdy." " What are you doing here?" "Okay, that's not the warmest greeting I've ever received, but I will take it." "I didn't expect to see you here right now." "I'm kind of busy." "I wanted to invite you to have dinner with the family." "I don't think it's a good idea." "My ex is in town." "Actually, in my office." "Waiting for me." "Your ex." "Well, part of the ABC's of the ex is to step aside for the I and the U." "But the ex isn't technically an ex." "We never really broke up, officially." "It's part of what we need to figure out." "But I really do wanna come have dinner with your family so maybe we can do it after the ex leaves." "Okay, so the ex is leaving." "When?" "Later tonight?" "Staying the night." "That's cool." "Staying the week?" "I don't know." "I didn't know this was gonna happen, and now it has." "I have to deal with it." "It would be great if you could just let me figure it out." "Just, in other words, stay away while the ex is in town." "Unless you're cool with the three of us hanging out." "Okay, well, I'm gonna have to get back to you on that." "I like the new club." " You ready to get out of here?" " In a minute." " So what if Alex has an ex?" " Most people do." "That's right." "He's probably just some meathead thug with her name tattooed on his bicep." "Well, no threat to you." "Unless he's a thug with a heart." "He's done his time, 18 months for robbery." "It was wrong." "He understands that." "He's mature, he's sensitive, seasoned." " So you're not okay." " Not at all, Ryan." "Not at all." " He's spiraling, huh?" " Seth?" "He hasn't even begun." " Hey." " Hi, guys." "Marissa, that's an amazing skirt, and I love your shoes." "Thanks." "I really like your..." "Your backpack." "Where's it from?" "L.L. Bean." "Well, I'm late for class." "But maybe this weekend we can all hang." " See a movie or go to Balboa Island?" " Yeah, sounds great." "Every day, she looks like she could be on the cover of a fashion magazine." "Yeah?" "I guess." " Good thing I'm not competitive." " What are you talking about?" "Nothing." "It's just, you know, you said it." "Everyone has an ex and you seem to hang out with yours a lot." " We do?" " You do." " Like, constantly." " Maybe you two should become friends." "We can all hang out, and it wouldn't be weird." "Yeah, me and the Cosmo Girl." "Yeah, that wouldn't be weird at all." "A massage." " You must really need something." " Favor." "Tiny." "Ask me while you're giving me the massage." "I'm more inclined to say yes." "It's about work." "As you know, the Newport Group's reputation is pretty much in the toilet." " It's well-deserved." " The board wants us to come up with a plan to improve the company's image." "I figured who better to ask than you, the man who practically invented hating the Newport Group." "Well, I was doing it long before it was trendy." "Yeah." "So any ideas?" "Yes." "As a matter of fact, this is perfect." " Perfect's good." " I just got a call to work with the Newport Housing Initiative." "They want low-income housing." " I was gonna petition the city council." " The Newport Group can find the money." "Exactly." "The housing board gets a development." "And the company could do something good for a change." "Honey, that's perfect." "You've earned more than a massage." "Where I come from, that only means one thing." "Hey." "I have a surprise for you." "I love surprises." "Especially when they're named Jimmy Choo." "Am I about to get whacked?" "Hey, a cupcake." "It doesn't have stiletto heels, but I'll eat it anyway." "You know it's not my birthday." "Yes, and I also know it's our six-month anniversary." "Oh, my God, it is." "God, it's been six months?" " Holy mack." " I know, it's amazing." "I've never been in a relationship this long." " Neither have I." " Well, I think we should celebrate." "I would like to take you to a romantic anniversary dinner at The Arches." "What do you say?" "So, what'd you say?" "You know, that I'm fasting for an upcoming colonoscopy." "I'm sure that was the answer he was looking for." "Yes." "Look, Zach is so unbelievably great." "But six months?" "I did not even date Cohen that long." "When did we get so old?" "When did life get so complicated?" "I know." "Remember when we were little, and it was just you and me..." " ... and the boys had cooties?" " Yeah." "And we had sleepovers and watched Full House and Step by Step." "Oh, my God." "I loved Full House." "But my favorite character was named DJ, so I guess that's ruined." "No." "Look, forget DJ." "Forget Cohen and Zach and Ryan." "You know what?" " We need a break from the boys." " You mean a girls' night out?" "I do." "You telling me you couldn't use a night without boys?" " Well, Full House is on Nick at Nite." " Really?" "Thanks." "So great news." "Sandy has an amazing idea to kick-start an image makeover for the company." " I have better news and a better idea." " You haven't heard his yet." "It would be hard for Sandy's idea to top the best idea ever." " You ready?" " Probably not, no." "Oh, my- There's so much you here." "A magazine, Kirsten, about Newport life, restaurants, events, gossip." "Selling Newport Beach as an aspirational brand." "Well, Sandy's idea, which is in a different direction involves funding a low-income housing development." "That's kind of cute." "I guess." "But, Kiki, we're trying to appeal to the Newport elite." "We need to think about who these people are:" "Bored, rich gossipmongers who like to shop." "They're me." "And I don't care about low-income housing." "You have a point." " This is as far as I go." " Thanks for walking me." "Have fun at your emergency comic-book meeting." "Why do I get the feeling Seth won't be talking about comics?" "Yeah." "You okay?" " Yeah, sure." "I like eating alone." " You know who you could sit with" "No." "That's okay, really." "Get to know her, she'll stop being my ex and become your friend." "Ryan, don't." "Okay, please." "I'm sure they don't even eat." " Hey." " Hey." "You guys mind if Lindsay joins you?" " I gotta meet Seth." " No." "Emergency comic-book meeting?" " Zach was summoned too." " You heard." " Have a seat, Lindsay." " Great." "Thanks, you guys." "See you." "This is so good." "Great idea hitting the drive-through for lunch." "It'll probably be hours on the elliptical trainer working those off, huh?" "Coop exercising?" "Now, that's funny." "So you guys can just eat cheeseburgers and look like you?" "No." "Well, sometimes we get chili fries too." "Why?" "What are you eating?" "It's a Zone meal." "It's low-carb." "So we were planning our girls' night out for this weekend." "Do you want to join us?" "Me?" "What do you say?" "Okay." "Sure." "So break it down for me, guys." "And don't afraid to be honest." "Well, what you should've done is tell her, "Take all the space you need." "I know this must be hard. "" "Boom!" "You're a hero." "You look confident, but like you still care." "Yeah, that is so the way I should've played it." "When do we discuss The New Avengers?" "Philip, your membership has been revoked." "You're not there for me." " I'm not there for you." "Beat it." " He doesn't mean it." " He's just upset." " I don't care if you're in junior high." "I think you're onto something." "I like it." "You know what?" "I'll call her." " Tell her I'm giving her some space." " Dude, don't do that." " What's happening?" " He's calling her." " Give me that." " I'm leaving a message." "No, you are not." "Jeez, man." "Fine." "Whatever." " Forget calling." "I'll go down there." " No." "If I'm losing her, I wanna see who I'm losing her to." " You are not going down there." " I have to." "My paycheck's down" " Yes." "Yes." "That's perfect." "She owes me $38." "I have to go down there." "Okay?" "How can I live without that money?" " I gotta eat." " What if I go down there?" " I come with you." "Okay." " I'll go down there." "I'll say I'm picking up your paycheck, sniff around for the ex." "Okay." "Check him out." "Report back to me." "Maybe snap a few photos." " Sure." "What do you say?" " All right." "Listen." "You gotta apologize to Philip." "He took that really hard." "Philip." "He's always been the weak one." "Hey." "Come on." "I'm sorry what happened back there." "Heat of passion." "You know how it is?" "Sorry, sometimes Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk." "Hey, I talked to the housing initiative." "They are on cloud nine over there." "Good." "They're gonna draw up a proposal for you to bring to work." "Okay, honey I don't want to alarm you, but there is a giant Julie Cooper on the table." "It's Julie's idea for an image makeover." "A magazine." "I'm assuming you nipped this one in the bud." "Well, she did her homework." "Ran the numbers." " The proposal wasn't bad." " You're not considering this, are you?" "Well, there's a lot of ideas on the table, Sandy." "Well, when you shoot down hers, be sure to toss this." "It's giving me the willies, okay?" "Hi." "Hi." "I'm here to pick up a paycheck." "Name's Cohen." "So you must be Alex's new guy." "The famous Seth Cohen." "No." "I'm his friend, Ryan." "I'm just doing him a favor." "I really wanted to meet this Seth." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "I'm Jody." "You're the ex." "So you didn't see anything at the club?" "I mean, there were no shady guys hanging around Alex's office?" "Definitely didn't see any guys." "Are we meeting Zach here or at the comic-book store?" "Here." "Now, you must have seen someone." "Tell me this." "Who gave you the check?" "Tell me everything that happened." "In fact, better yet, reenact it word for word." "Go." "Zach." "Hey." "How are you?" "So good to see you." " How are you?" " Good." "I'm good." "I'm terrible, actually." "I think I freaked Summer out." "I don't know." "She bailed on our date." "Now she's doing a girls'- night-out thing at the Bait Shop." "She's not returning any of my phone calls." "I don't know." "Maybe new comics will ease the pain." "I feel that pain." "Let's go down to The Bait Shop tonight..." " ... and talk to the girls." " Or we could forget the girls." "Do our own thing." "Have a guys' night out." " I like my plan." " We spend every night with the girls." " Let's try one night without them." " It could be kind of fun." "It could be just what I need." "A reinvestment in my manhood." "A timeout to reflect on what it means to be a man." " Seth." " Yeah, I'm in." "Sanford." "Kirsten here?" "I was hoping to have a bit of a chat with you both." "It's about this ungodly magazine of Julie's." "You heard about it?" "Heard about it?" "I got an 80-foot mock-up in my kitchen." " It's gonna haunt me in my sleep." " I don't intend to let this thing go ahead." "If Julie launches it, she'll embarrass herself, the company, the family." "So how you gonna break it to her?" "The woman's a warrior, Sanford." "I'm not facing her alone." " So that's where we come in." " The three of us form a united front." "Tell Julie that the magazine is a terrible idea, that she'll regret it." " What do you say?" " How about that?" "I actually agree with you." " Relax." "You're gonna have fun." " Yeah." "Definitely." "Not only am I spending the night with Marissa but I'll get to see my dad, who barely acknowledges me." "No." "He's gonna be out at dinner." "I checked with Marissa." "So when did you guys meet?" "How did you start going out in the first place?" " Me and Marissa?" "Come on." " What?" "I mean, were you guys lab partners?" " Fire-drill buddies?" " No, no." "Actually, it was my first night in Newport." "I was..." "I was sitting in Sandy's car waiting to see if Kirsten would let me in the house." "And I walked down to the end of the driveway and there she was." "We started talking, and..." "I don't know, we just connected." "She wasn't like anybody I'd ever met before." "Until you." "Right." "Have fun." "Hey, do me a favor." "Take care of her tonight, all right?" "Okay, Ryan." "I'm not 8." "I promise I'll take care of her, Dad." "Or I'll try, anyway." "Please don't feel like you have to babysit me." "No." "That's just Ryan." "He gets very protective." "You'll see." "So Summer should be here any second." "Cool." "So this is where you live." "I mean, of course it is." "I mean, it's..." "It's really nice." "Thanks." "Yeah." "Sit." "Hey, you know what?" "How about an icebreaker?" " I don't really..." " Sorry." " That's totally cool." " Not that I judge anyone who does." " It's not something I do." " Don't worry about it." "Okay." "That must be Summer, so I'll just go grab the door." "You know, hang out." "Make yourself comfortable." "What am I doing here?" "Okay." "It is 0700 hours." "Let the record show that guys' night out has officially begun." "Okay, Seth, 0700 means it's 7 a. m." "Okay, nobody cares that you were in ROTC." "Now, listen to me." "Tonight, Newport is our bitch." "Okay?" "So let's go out there, and let's do what guys do." " Yeah." " Ryan, what do guys do?" "We could head up to L.A. You know?" "Hit a club." "Go to Vegas." " Road trip to Tijuana." " That didn't work out well last time." "But these are good shapes of ideas." " You want to play video games." " So bad." "This Summer thing's got me tied in knots." "I vote we stay in." "We should get you out of the house." "It'll take your mind off things." "We can let the fun come to us." "We have all we need for a perfect night." "We've got a working television, a bevy of comic books." "Lamps." "Right?" "Okay." "That's all you need for a rollicking good time, so my proposal is guys' night in." "Guys' night in." " Well, here we are." "Just us." " Right." "This is so much fun." "So, what happens now?" "Well, we could walk by the bar, see if anyone checks us out." "Hello?" "No boys tonight." "That's the whole point." "Okay, well, we can at least talk about them, right?" "Let's face it." "Without that, we got nothing." "So boy talk." "Who wants to start?" "You know I'm rethinking the whole sobriety thing." "You read my mind." "Maybe some tonic and lots of ice would help." " Are you okay?" " Yeah, burned me a little." "Do what you want if you need to call him so bad." "What?" "I had no idea that you were gonna show up out of nowhere." "I didn't have a chance to tell him about us." "Why?" "Are you embarrassed about us?" "Sorry to interrupt but there's no paper towels in the girls' bathroom." "I'm all over it." "Thanks." "That was a conversation I did not wanna have." "Yeah, I know all about those." "I have them with my mom all the time." "The nerve of Alex." "She has a secret boyfriend the whole time..." " ... and never gets around to telling me?" " I know, man." "I wanted to celebrate our six-month anniversary." "Summer heads for the hills." " You've been going out six months?" " This isn't how I imagined our night out." " Let's go the club and put up a fight." " Bad idea." "Why?" "Our girlfriends bailed on us to go drinking at a club." "Have you seen Girls Gone Wild?" " This is exactly how it begins." " He's right." " I'm going." " Me too." "Seth, I'm telling you as your friend." "Don't do this." " You know something." " No." "No, I don't." "Don't ask me." "Dude." "I am a man in the desert." "I'm dying of thirst." "You have a thermos full of Kool-Aid." "Come on, give me a sip." "Did you meet the ex?" " I know you did." " All right." "Yes, I did." " And who is he?" " He..." " He's a she." " What?" "Who needs a little more?" " Somebody's gotta drive." " Not me." "Why don't I go track down some coffee?" "You're not scary." " Thanks, I think." " I mean, before you were, like, scary." "Not like bogeyman scary, you know" "Lindsay, you've got nothing to worry about." " Ryan really likes you." " Yeah." "Can a guy ever get over a girl like you?" "Summer, right?" " We're in Comp Lit class together." " Right." " I'm sorry." "I'm usually asleep." " Matt Miller." "So where's Zach?" "I don't know." "It's girls' night out." "You know about me and Zach?" "We're on the water-polo team." "Happy anniversary." "You know about our anniversary?" "He brought it up in the locker room." "Six months is big." "We were talking about it." "So Zach's turning the locker room into a Lifetime movie." "The water-polo team is very sensitive." " It's tough to see from here." " Yeah, always tough to see from here." "You wanna try upstairs?" "Yeah." "Sure, why not?" "I haven't scoped it out yet." "So Alex hooked up with a girl." "It's not a big deal." "My girlfriend dated a girl." "It's a very big deal." " Only one thing can make it okay." " You're gonna hook up with a guy?" "I repeat." "There's only one thing I can do to make it okay." "I need to see this girl." "Because right now my imagination's just running wild." " Dude, so's mine." "She's hot, right?" " Listen." "I know I'm supposed to be attracted." "I'm supposed to be turned on." "I've read Maxim and Stuff." "But you know what?" "It makes me feel like Alex is even more out of my league." "Maybe you should talk to her when you calm down." "Nope." "Got testosterone pumping right now." "Testosterone being the key ingredient missing from Alex's previous relationship." "I just need to remind her of that." "Come on!" " This should go well." " I hate traffic." "You have to think big picture." "This magazine could go national." "America would be fascinated with the lives of O.C.'s rich and fabulous." "We're all beautiful, we're all dysfunctional." "Surf, sex and scandal." "It's a recipe for a cultural phenomenon, don't you think?" "Well, I would rather hear what Sandy and Kirsten have to say." "Let's not talk about work anymore." "Kirsten." "Why don't we put her out of her misery?" "Julie, it's a lousy idea." "Thanks for rushing to my defense." "Really very touching." "It's my job to remain impartial." " Objective." " And cowardly?" "Fine." "I'll just sit here and get insulted by a man so ignorant about business he chose as a career to work for free." "I don't work- That's pro bono work, Julie." "Why am I defending myself?" "If you want a business perspective, ask Kirsten." "I did." "She called Newport Living just the thing to keep the Newport Group living." " She said that?" " I wasn't that poetic." "Honey, I did some research." "This has promise." "I'm so sorry it had to come out this way." "No." "It's my fault." "I once again let myself get caught up in the middle of this nasty game of Hungry Hungry Hippos." "Well, this time, I'm out." "You're all on your own." "Waiter." "He'll take the check." " I'm gonna check the bar." " I'll look upstairs." "Seth, we can still turn around." " Yeah, that's a good idea, Ryan." " Yeah?" "You take the lounge." " Thanks." " Hey." "So where is she?" " Because I'll totally fight a girl." " I have a job I'm busy doing." "If you came here for some big, dramatic confrontation, it's gonna have to wait." "Fine." "I will wait." "I don't know what my problem is." "I just get so claustrophobic." "Sounds like maybe you don't want a boyfriend." "Well, if he's not right for me, then nobody is." "Zach." "What are you doing here?" " Tonight was girls without the boys." " It doesn't look like it." "What are you doing here with Matt Miller?" "That guy'll hit on anything." "Thanks for the news flash." " Are you making your rounds?" " Yeah." "That's what I'm doing." " I'm checking up on you." " Then why are you here?" "I don't know." "Bad idea." " Hey." "There you are." " Hey." "There you are." "My numb is tongue." "You're drunk?" " I think that I need some fresh air." " That's a good idea." "Let's get you out of here." "Bye." " Julie took off?" " She insisted on me putting her in a cab." "Apparently, it is my husbandly duty to support her ideas." "She's got a point." "Support each other no matter what." "It's the name of the game." "Which is why I'll support Sandy at the board meeting." "Putting the marriage ahead of the company." " Bold move." " Go with Julie on this one." "You won't regret it." "You know, you're not as stubborn as everybody thinks you are." "Yeah, it's just too much wine." "So how you feeling?" " I feel so great." " Yeah?" "Let's go swimming." " Come on." " Hey, swimming in the ocean at night." "Yeah, what's the matter?" "Are you scared?" "No." "You all right?" "Jeez." " How much did you drink, huh?" " I don't know." "As much as Marissa." " That's a lot." " Well, I am on a liquid diet tonight." "No dinner too, huh?" "Well, in that case you hang tight for a minute." "I'll go grab some greasy fries." "And a lot of coffee." "The Dawn Atwood special." " Fries sound so good." " Don't they?" "And then we'll go swimming." "It'll be fun." "Because when the weather is cold, the water is warm." "All right." "We'll talk about it when I get back." "All right?" " Okay." " All right." "Stay there, okay?" "You all right?" "Are you trying to wait me out?" "It's not working." "Yeah, it is working." "That's why you're not waiting." "Let's get this over with." "Come in and tell me everything I've done to wrong you." " Okay." "For one, you lied to me." " I did not lie to you." "I told you that my ex was in town, and you filled in the blanks." "Blanks that you left blank." "You know, it's part of your move." "It's kind of part of what you do." "You got your too cool Jem- and-the-Holograms thing happening and blowing me off is part of your act." " You think it's an act." " It's a crutch." "The hair and tattoos, whiskey and cigarettes for breakfast." "I've actually seen The Banger Sisters." "Part of it, on cable." "And I know how the story ends." "I'll make sure to Netflix that so I can be up to speed on your little theory." "Great, you do that." "The point is this was really fun for a while, but it is just not worth it so I will see you." "So, what are you gonna do?" "I don't know." "Maybe find a new girl to walk all over me." "Or maybe even be cool to me." "Lindsay!" "Lindsay!" "Lindsay!" "Lindsay!" "Lindsay!" "Lindsay!" "Lindsay!" "Lindsay!" "Lindsay!" "Ryan!" "What are you doing?" "Lindsay!" "She's out here somewhere!" "Get help!" " Lindsay's fine!" " What?" "I just saw her." "She's fine." "She's passed out in Alex's office." "She went looking for you, ran into Marissa, who was doing the same thing." "Yeah?" "I can't wait to see her." "What happened to you?" " Is she okay?" " She'll be fine." "She's just sleeping it off." " I should get her home." " I can do that." " I think you've done enough." " Okay." "This is the part where you blame it on me?" "You're right." "It was Lindsay's idea to pound vodka and pass out." " Good to see someone else messed-up?" " It was her idea." " Okay, so it got a little out of control" " It always does with you." "You spent last year trying to drag me down with you." "And now her?" "You want to make a mess out of your own life?" "Fine!" "Doing a good job of it, if you ask me." " No one asked you." " What did you say?" " Hey, Ryan, let's" " Let's go." " I'm not leaving her here." " I'll take care of her." "You go." " Yeah, come on." "It'll be fine." "Ryan, let's go." "Just call and let us know she's okay." "Let's get her out of here." "Yeah." "Hey." "Black-and-white milk shake, please." "One." "Zach." "So I'm sorry for being Ultra Bitch 2000 tonight." " Tonight?" " Fair enough." "It's just that my whole dating experience amounts to a six-month angst-fest with Cuckoo for Cohen." "So when I'm with you, someone who is sane and normal it's like I was raised by wolves." " Do you need the drama?" " Well, if by that you mean do I miss the wolves?" "No." "See, wolves, they pee all over the place marking their territory." "Gross." "But while I'm learning how to not howl at the moon I need to take baby steps." " Like this anniversary thing" " I got it." "And don't worry." "If we're still together when we hit one year, I'm gonna totally blow it off." "I think that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me." "Alex called." "Lindsay's home." "Everything okay?" "I assume so." "We didn't really have a long talk." "She hung up on me." "Which was maybe a hint that I really screwed things up tonight." "I don't think me and Marissa will be hanging out any time soon." "I was probably too hard on her, huh?" "There were flashes of the old Ryan Atwood." "It just brings back old issues, you know." "Marissa, my mom" "You don't have to lump Lindsay in that category." "She was probably just trying to let loose." "Or Marissa pressured her into it." "I think if Lindsay was feeling pressure, it was probably coming from you." "I mean, you kind of shotgunned them into that relationship." "But, I mean, the girlfriend and the ex as friends?" "I think that goes against nature." " Someone could follow their own advice." " Yeah." "Yeah, I should apologize." "It's just my pride." "What pride?" " There's nothing standing in my way." " You wanna drive or me?" " You." " All right." "And now my wife has given us all the opportunity to find out." "Ghosts, et cetera, being only creations of hysteria..." " Hey." " Hi." "I think everyone wonders what they would do if they saw a ghost." "If you' re still angry, you have every right to be." "No, well, that" " That's good to know." "But here's the thing." "I'm not angry at all." "Since I left the law firm, your father's been grooming me to be his henchman and I've been letting him." "I think, in some way..." " ..." "I've been postponing the inevitable." " And that is?" "Figuring out what to do next." "Sandy, we can still make your housing idea work." "I'm gonna go on record recommending the project." "I appreciate that." "But I'd rather you didn't." "Julie's magazine will always give me the heebie-jeebies." "And business-wise, it's probably your best bet." "Besides, if I work with you your father will ambush us every time we try to have a date." "That was the worst date we've ever had, wasn't it?" "A double date with your father and Julie Cooper." "Sounds like the plot of this movie." "Maybe we shouldn't both be here." "It's potentially too much apology for one doorstep." " We're not doing it at the same time." " That's good." "I don't think the synchronized apology would work." "It's like you're stalking me." "Yeah." "But I'm stalking with good intentions." " I came to apologize." " So did I." " Marissa's inside." " Thanks." "And so is Jody." "So you and me are outside." "Hey." "Look, I don't know." "I" "I was hoping this could be easy." "For you and me to stay friends..." " ... you and Lindsay to be friends" " We all live happily ever after?" "Yeah, something like that." "I know it seems like a million years ago we dated." "But it wasn't." " I know that." " And, okay, maybe you're over it." "Maybe it doesn't mean anything to you anymore." "Maybe it never did." "But it meant a lot to me." "You meant a lot to me." "You still do." "It's not like that." "I..." "I don't know what it's like." "Thinking you and Lindsay should be friends..." " ... was a bad idea." " Why?" "I like her." "And if you do the math, she's my stepsister, so..." "I guess." "Clearly, it's gonna be strange for us for a while." "Yeah, I know." "You're right." "I'm sorry." "That's what I came here to say." "I'm sorry too." "So you and Jody?" "You getting back together?" "I doubt it." "She's kind of a pain in the ass." " But maybe that's my type." " Right." "So then, I mean, does that mean we can go back to before?" "Because I can forget this ever happened." "Okay." "I'll wait." "Because that's what adults do." "They wait." "So I'm waiting." "Adult style." "Hey." "You ready?" "Yeah." "I guess so." "Thanks for coming by." "And I'm sorry too." "At last, you've got it all." "Everything I have." " Even my life." " Hey." " Jody went to sleep." " Cool." " I think we've seen the last of the guys." " I wouldn't be so sure." "There's still, like, what, four minutes of girls' night out left?" "I've had enough of girls and guys." "There's an old horror movie on." "Works for me." "Are you cold?"