"Why are you complaining?" "Normally people dig for treasure." "Why do we have to dig the grave?" "Right." "Let's quit it." "You two are such a coward." "This is Whan's grave." "You know how she died." "You know damn well how she died." " A violent death." " Yes, indeed!" "Love potion from a violent-death corpse is the best." "I have work at the temple." "Waiting at your place doing nothing is so boring." "Just tell me when will you be back?" "Okay." "I'm hanging up." "Be careful." "What's that noise?" "What's that noise?" "My cellphone." "Hello." "Yes, Boss." "Yes." "Yes." "What did the boss say?" "He said hurry back when we're done." "Yeah, that's what I want." "Hey!" "What is it?" "Do you forget something?" "What is it?" "No, nothing." "The corpse." "The corpse!" "Jeow!" "I put it here." "Your phone gave me a spook." "Help me carry the corpse." "Here it is." "The corpse." " Help me carry the corpse." "Come on, Jeow!" " Okay." "Here it is." "The corpse." "Shit!" "It's gone!" "Jeow, Jeow!" "It's gone!" "What to do?" "It's gone!" " Find it." "Don't just holler." " Find it." "I told you to carry it well." "I already did." "Don't blame me." "It fell off and gone." "What can I do?" "It's gone." "What shall we do?" "What to do?" "Go home." "How did you carry a corpse and lose it?" "I carry a lamp and did I lose it?" "Do you need to emphasize?" "Jeow, let's go." "Damn." "What's with you?" "Fuck you." "I'll kick you down the water." "Hurry." "That's a double-fall." "Get up." "Let's go." "You lost the corpse and you're dancing?" "Asshole!" "Naree." "The artwork on your left is unbalanced." "Tell me if you dislike it." "Sinn." "Did you see Vit?" "He went to the South village." "South village?" "Why didn't he take a boat?" "'Cause boating is for North village only." "Happy?" "What a messy brain." "Messy?" "Then clean it." "Quit it." "This place is such a mess." "Who hang the rope like this?" "How can people pass through?" "Oh, my monk!" "A man." "Not a monk." "A man." "What the hell did you do, Sinn?" "Pull the rope." "Argue with me?" "What did you do up there?" "Painting." "What are you doing here?" "Pulling rope." "Oh my!" "That deserves a whack." "Jong, you've been staying here many days." "Don't you wanna go home?" "Nope." "I'm bored at home." "Won't your wife be worried?" "Oh, she won't." "I want to have some time to myself." "Whatever." "Let him be." "To be specific." "I'm a painter." "No, you're a pain in the ass." "Wait." "Please give me a ride." "Wait." "Wait." "Please give me a ride." "Wait." "Jampee, drink this for our baby." "So she'll be a beauty like her mom?" "Then I should drink it to reverse the effect." "What's that?" "What's wrong with them?" "It's nothing here." "Hey." "Who's there?" "Come out now!" "G..." "G..." "G..." "Gra-Sue!" "A ghost!" " You look truly scary." " Do I?" "Why are you scared of me?" "Pull off the plug." "Everything goes as planned." "There'll be a job order for Boh tomorrow." " Oh my!" "I really wish you all could see it." " How was it?" " She ripped the whole chicken alive!" " Hey!" "Wait a minute." "Gra-Sue has no limb." "How can she rip?" " Feathers flew everywhere." " Is that right?" "Her entrails are luminous on and off." "It might be a car's indicator lights." "And then?" " Talking about it gives me goose bumps." " Me too." "Why?" "You wanna take a shit?" "Yeah, shit in your mouth!" "Don't interrupt!" "I wanna know more." "Shut it!" "Luckily I could escape before she ate me." "Is that right?" "I'm not interrupting, just asking." "So how many chickens did you lose?" "A lot?" "None." "But she could have brought it from other places." "I see." "A foreign chicken." "Listen, Tid Mee." "That Gra-Sue didn't come for your chicken." "Your wife's heavily pregnant, right?" "Yes." "She'll give birth soon." "That's why." "The ghost came for the blood and placentas." "So, watch out." "She'll come again." "Why am I shaking here?" "You should've told me." " What should I do?" " Get used to it." "Shut it!" "All right." "Now that we're all in harmony, discipline and morality." "There's only one person who can help us." "Master Boh." "Stop." "Stop." "That's enough." "Pay your respect now." "Do it quick!" "Watch yourselves." "Please foretell." "Will Jong and I last as a couple?" "What is the matter?" "Asshole!" "He spends all his time at the temple." "As if he's waiting to cremate himself there." "Bastard!" "I'm so sick of him." "I don't know what to do." "Dickhead!" "Master, please foretell." "Leave some gap between words when you curse." "And don't look at me." "He hasn't been back for days." "S.O.B!" "I'll kick you!" " I cursed Jong out." " She cursed her husband." "You're so harsh with girls." " Master." " Yes." "Please make him come back." "I'm willing to pay." "Is 5,000 baht enough?" "5,000!" "Well, I'm telling you frankly." "Today is a jinx with meteor rain on top of it." "Nobody dares to do witchcraft." "If not careful, you'll get your own spell and die." "The only solution is to ask my golden son." "If he said no, I cannot help." "Okay?" "Yes." "Do you want to help her, son?" "She's come so far to seek our help." "Do you want some merits?" "Okay?" "You wanna help?" "Yeah." "Good for you." "Huh?" "Just this once?" "Just this once, okay?" "Yes, I think he won't do it again." "Next time I'll not help you." " She's lucky." " Yes." "But right now the anger in you is too hot." "I'll help you cool it down." "Cool it down." " Cool it." " Cool it." "Help cool it down." " Okay?" " Cool it." "I might get sick." "I feel cold." "Shithead!" "You're standing in front of the fan." "That's why the ice block doesn't work." "Pull it here." "It's chilling." "Where?" "My arse." "Very soothing, right?" "I'm afraid that if it's too cold..." "Then what?" "I can't hold my bladder." "She's pissing." "Stay away!" "What?" "Go and delay them." " Why?" " Yeah, you go!" "Look!" "Hey." "Grang!" "I didn't do anything." "Don't blame me." "I went to the toilet." "I didn't do it." "Don't throw shit at me." "Why are you blurting?" "Huh?" " And you?" " I didn't come to woo Bua." "I just follow everyone here." "Is it wrong?" "Moreover, I grew up around here." "I know Master Boh very well." "Don't think petty thoughts." "I don't like it." "What the?" "Who's blurting here?" "Hi there." "Nothing to do with me." "I know." "I know." "I know it all." " Oh, you come too?" " I didn't steal coins from your dad's grave." "I'm not that desperate." " Hello, sis." " You love soda so much, don't you?" "Next time pay for it too." "Here." "Now you owe me 670 baht." "Don't say it." "You skipped school for 6 years." "I didn't say a word." "Everyone is so edgy." "This is what global warming can do to you." "I'll do the ritual for you tonight." "Okay?" "Now I'll bless you with the holy water first." "Wait." "Wait." " Has she peed yet?" " Nope." " How's that?" " It's flowing." "Fucking bitch!" "She's diabetic." "You're so ill-fated." "I've been here for long and nothing happened!" " How is it?" " I feel the flow." "Let it flow." "Fucking bitch!" "She has a reserve tank!" "And she's diabetic." "I feel so relieved." "Let me bid farewell now." "All right." "Go." "Go." "I'm going." "Oh, I feel so relieved." "Excuse me." "How's that?" "Your holy water is so marvelous." "Sprinkle on the head, seep out between legs." "Hello, darling." "Kiss." "Kiss." " Boh." " If you don't fall for him, it's okay." "Oh, you're leaving already?" "Yes." "I can't sit still for very long." "I have diabetes." " I knew it." " I knew it." "Oh, Tid Mee!" "Come here." "Come, come here." "It's Gra-Sue, right?" "How do you know?" "My brother knows everything." "Except one..." "When he's gonna be shoved by foot." "You're so good at embarrassing me." "I'm kidding." "Just kidding." "Bua, look over there." "Boh, it's the meteor shower." "Grang!" "Ver." "Look at that star." "It goes left and then right." " Where?" " There!" "Oh, the one which is floating?" "That's right." " Oh well," " What?" "That's Gra-Sue." "Wherever the filth is, that's where Gra-Sue will be." "Master, let's go." "What are you afraid of?" "She has no arm nor leg." "Right." "So, you stay." "We'll go." "Wait." "Who'll leave first?" "Paper, rock, scissors." " The winner goes first." " Okay." " Paper, rock..." " Wait..." ""The odd one out" is more fun." "Didn't you say you weren't scared?" "I'm not." "I just want you to have more fun." "Right." " The odd one out!" " Wait." "Let me play too." "How?" "You have no hand." "Yeah, and if you win, you gotta leave first..." "And who's gonna scare us." "Hold on." "The odd one out!" "Oh, I'm out." "Wait first." "Paper, rock, scissors." "The ROCK is leaving." " You go, I go." " What about me?" "Scissors cut paper." "Cut." "Cut." "It's you and me now." "Paper, rock..." " Hey, Ver." " Yes." "Go to the market, Tee's Pharmacy." " What do you want?" " Fever tablets." " Wait." " What is it?" "There's an 7-11 next to the pharmacy's." "Buy me one Jatukam amulet." "Ver, Bro." "What is it?" "Buy me one pack of Oreo too." " Ver!" " What again?" " No Oreo." " Why not?" "I'll get confused." "Damn." "Master, now you need help from Jatukam?" "It's on the rise now." "We cling to the trend." " Buying just one?" "You're selfish." " Right." "We can share it." "We take turn, 2 hours each." "Damn, just like a traditional masseuse." " Let's go." "People are waiting." " Go." "Go." " What are you waiting for?" " I'm so embarrassed." "I'm kidding." "The master is here." "Give him a big hand." "I'm going to sing for you." "Always joking." "Our master is so good, isn't he?" "He's not just good." "He also has a kind heart." "Last night, he didn't kill that Gra-Sue." "I'm here." "I'm here." "Master!" "Master!" "My hubbie is back!" "Here's a little token of my gratitude." "It's all wet." "Keep it." "How did he come back?" "God." "You're so foul." "Of course!" "She's so rich." "You're worse." "Yeah." "Leaving her means dying penniless." "Sure." "Sticking with her is the best." "You're right." "The both of you together..." "Stink!" "Master." "Here." "Alright, Moi." "I'll give you a magic spell." "Use it with your man." "A passion spell." "Yes, yes dear." "Moi." "Yes." "Use it with your man at home." "Yes, dear." "I told you to use it with your man." "Yes." "Use it with my man." "Excuse moi." "I still have that fever, Bua." "Yes, dear." "Let's close the ashram today." "Yes." " We're closed." " Closed." "Come again another day." "Boh isn't feeling well." "Where're you going, Vit?" "Let me ask you something." "Is it heavy?" " It sure is." " Then take it upstairs." "Don't act like nothing happened, Vit." "You brought a wife back from the South, right?" "How does it concern you?" "You can tell me you have a wife." "I wouldn't ask you to share." "A wife isn't something that can be shared." "Is she pretty?" "Yes." "Wow." "You're really something." " Is she pretty?" " Vit." "Why does your face look so pale?" "This is common for a newly wed." "They're doing it every night." "Pump." "Pump." "Pump." "Aren't you gonna introduce her to us?" "What's wrong?" "Vit?" "Weird." "Why didn't he tell me he has a wife?" "Or my good look makes him jealous?" " Sinn." " Yes, Father." "Boh hasn't sent his men to help yet." "He hasn't sent anyone?" "Don't worry." "I'll take care of it." "The word "Boh" makes you so eager, huh?" "You know the reason why." " Bua." "Bua." "Bua." " Oh, Vit!" "You're back already?" "Yes, Father." "Your face looks so pale and clouded." "Did you get a spell cast at or something?" "A love spell is more like it." "There's nothing to worry about." "He looks different." "Follow him and see what's wrong with him." "Yes, Father." "Teacher Poon." "Jong isn't here yet?" "He's been absent many days." "ChaMoi." "Yes, dear." "Soft-boiled egg as usual?" "Yes." "ChaMoi." "Yes, dear." "I'm sick of egg and coffee." "Can I have rice with shrimp paste chilli sauce?" "Yes." "ChaMoi." "Yes, dear." "Soft-boiled egg and shrimp paste chilli sauce are good together?" "Yes." " ChaMoi." " Yes, dear." "Are you trying to annoy me?" "Yes." "ChaMoi, you bitch!" "Yes, dear." "Want a foot shove?" "Yes." "You come for a lotto number, right?" "Do you have it, master?" "Give me the winning number." "There's no winning number, only losing number." "Do you want it?" "Be cool." "You all know that lotto is a temptation." "It's not a good thing." "Will it bring you prosperity?" "No way." "Moreover," "I promised my dad on his deathbed." "That I won't give lotto numbers to people." "When did you promise?" "Wanna get kicked?" "If it means good money, just do it." "For our well being." "I'll ask permission from Dad." "If you can't tell it directly, just give us a hint." "Yeah, hint us the winning number." "A hint is like this." " Eat my foot!" " Master!" "Be cool, bro!" "I saw it." "The winning number!" "Heang!" "Heang!" "Where is she going?" "Hey, where are you all going?" "Here's your fried rice with basil." "Thank you." "I'm eating." "Woah, Bro!" "What is it?" "Cockroach!" "Just a little roach and you cry like you're dying." "Push it out of the plate, man!" "Now is there a roach?" " No." " Alright, then eat it." "I won't tell you." "It's my luck, not yours." "Before I forget." "02, 20, 20" " Heang." " What?" "What are you mumbling about?" "02, 20?" "The master hinted me." "I see it with my two eyes." "Oh, maybe it's 1 too." "I saw 1 clearer than 0." "It's 1 too. 010." "Boh is hinting out new lotto numbers." "I'll take unlimited bets." "You guys take care of it." "Snugging and nestling..." "Two beauties in the water." "Hey!" " Yes, boss." " Do you hear me?" "Yes sir." "Really?" "Tell me what I said." "You tell me what it is." "Boh is hinting out new lotto numbers." "I'll take unlimited bets." "It should be you who tell me that." "What a pity." "It shouldn't get sawed off." "Bua." "How do you take this?" "In shock." "In shock?" "Anyone who sees it would be in shock." "What if it's bigger?" "Fainted." "I'll cast a spell on it, put the smoke in and pour it on the ghosts' face." "And they would squirm in agony." "Wiggling like being burnt by boiling water." "Who would squirm?" "You or the ghosts?" "Asshole Ver!" "Don't underestimate by brother." "Yeah." " So it's you who squirm, right?" " Hrrrr!" "I'll kick anyone who says Hrrrr again." "Squirm to what tempo, master?" "Hrrrr." " What the hell?" " I told you not to say Hrrrr." "I'm just kidding." "Have you prepared Gra-Sue things to haunt Tid Mee?" "Oh, yeah, I forgot." " Is the market closed?" " Not yet." "Go." "It'll be closed by then." "If so, why are you telling her to go?" "Hrrrr!" "Who's that?" "It's me." " Don't do it again." " Okay." "Let's go before pig intestines are sold out." "Here, for you." "You are so cute." "Oh, my dear Bua." "Where are you going?" "Wow, you're pretty today." "As pretty as your mom?" "It's a close match but the age difference is hugh." "You have a razor tongue." "I bring you a delicacy here." "Give it to the dog." "Okay." "Wait." "Where're you going?" "To the stock market." "Wow." "Stock market or a flea market?" "Give this to the dogs." "There they are." "Here come the uninvited guests." "You have buckteeth and an asshole mouth." "That's why this household doesn't need dogs." " Canine bastard!" " Buckteeth monkey!" "Hello Boh, Bro." "Hello master." " Sinn." " Yes." "I told you not to bring you nasty body to my clean and holy house." "Be patient, Boh." "Listen to me first." "I bring you whiskey and some savories." "Pig intestines." "Your favorite!" "You want to be a dog?" "Didn't you hear what Bua said earlier?" "Don't eat it then." "What dog eats food from a plastic bag?" "That's right." "What can I do for you, Sinn?" "Wow, speaking so kindly." "Well, I want you to foretell my future." "I can tell by looking at your face." "You're gonna die a violent death." "How violent?" "Being stabbed by a pair of orange scissors." "My death means no pig intestines." " No stabbing then." " The intestines stay." "Does that pretty girl come with you?" "Why don't you call her here?" "I came with Sinn." "Just the two of us." "There're three of you." "Two." "Three." "Two" " Three!" " Intestines." "Okay, two it is." "A spook in a broad daylight." "Ver!" "Yes." "Get inside and lock the door." "Close the ashram at once." "What's wrong?" "Boh?" "I'm not feeling well." "Has she ever been like this before?" "Na Mo I Me Tang..." "Tid Mee." "We'd better get your wife cured first." "I want to walk comfortably, master." "With those eyes, how can it be possible?" "It's contagious!" "After my incantation, she'll come out soon." "Right." "It's been arranged." "She must come." "Oh!" "Bitch!" "You scared me." "Master!" "Master!" "The light!" "She's coming!" "Damn!" "She's good." "She must have her brother's talent." "Why don't you just say that it's Bua?" "Now eat my holy rice!" "Please, no!" "Stop it!" "I'll use the simplest way to subdue her." "Hand me anything you can grab." "Sis, I think it's enough." "Let's switch off and go home." "Not yet." "Let's tease Boh a little longer." "With all these throwing, just light out and go already!" "Aren't you going?" "A phallic charm." "It's the last one you will get." " Why?" "He has none left?" " Yes." "He has no more charms, only his own phallus." "Then it's not big." "I know." "It's just a little pecker." "She won't dare bother you again." "You're alright now." "If she didn't go, I would really have nothing left." "This is truly my first time." "Complete our mission." "Put this away." " Take out the fake one." " Then what?" "Replace it with the real entrails." "In the morning people will see it and say..." "Oh!" "It was the Gra-Sue last night." "Master Boh is superb!" " Hey!" " How's that?" "You're the best." "What a genius." "Gra-Sue's entrails are so creepy." " What do you think?" "Good?" " Yes." "Thank you so much, master." "If it wasn't for you, my family would be horrified." "Just the word of gratitude?" "Oh, here." "Too little." "How about this?" "Overwhelming." "As always, getting on my nerves." "Hello everyone." "Stop." "Be quiet and listen." "Hello my dear Bua." "Oh, what happened to your head?" "You don't need to know." "It's my head." "Ask again and it'll be your head." " What brings you here?" " Shut up, Ver!" "Husband and wife are talking here." "Who is your wife?" "You only got my body." "What?" "When did you do it with him?" "That day I carelessly sat on his lap." "That doesn't count." "If that counts, it would be more than 20 times between us." "I don't know." "What is it?" "Right now there's a construction at the temple." "Aren't you going to give Father some help?" "We're working day and night over there." "It's quite difficult." "We're busy during the day." "But I'll send the 3 of them to help you at night." " That includes Bua?" " Bua won't go!" "Shut up, Ver!" "Please go." "Here Boh." " Your favourite intestines." " I see trouble." "Damn." "Sinn!" "Yes." "You sure know how to treat the elder." "Always bring something goodies with you." "Let go." "You see, Bua?" "Grang, a plate." "I'm well prepared." "You're handy with everything." "Shit!" "You have no respect for me." "Get out!" "Go find food somewhere else." "The first prize winning number is... 881010" "I win." "I win." "You kiss my wife again and you'll get kicked." "I'm just happy that I won." "Fucking bastard and his hinting number!" "That fart's making me lose millions here." "The 3 Js." "Yes, boss." "The three of you must go visit Boh at his house." "Master Boh is sick or something, boss?" "We'd better buy a basket of Brand's chicken soup for him." "When will your stupidity end?" "Some stimulant too." "Stimulant." "Chickie chick chick." "Eat your food, Mama Goby." "I'll tell Aerye and Aeye for you." "Chickie chick chick." "Master!" "Master!" "Master!" "Master!" "You need to lower your voice volume." "Next time I'll use a remote control on you." "So master, you..." "I'm coming to tell you that..." "If it's nothing big, I wouldn't come rushing..." "Listen to me first." "You don't know what..." "Hey, stop playing." "They're here already!" "Huh?" "They're here..." "Gosh, you're too playful." "Are you crazy?" "Death comes knocking at our doors!" "They're here?" "Acting so cool." "I'm going." "I'm gone." "You're both staying." "Hey!" "I saw that." "Where's my share?" "Keep that in mind, master." "Boh." " Boh..." " Yes." "Come here and talk with me." "Come here and talk with me." "Why are Boss Aoo's men here?" "They came to visit." "Visit?" "They think our house is an open zoo?" "I saw they put something in your hand." "It's money, right?" "What for?" "Admission fee to the zoo." "What zoo?" "We only have one dog." "It has nothing to do with me." "Tell me what the money is for." "They want me to quit hinting lotto numbers." "Or hint people the losing numbers." "What?" "Why are you that vile?" "Don't you have brain to think?" "What if people bet on that on lose money?" "Slimy." "I'm so ashamed of you." "'If I really knew the winning number, I would've bet on it myself!" "And I would own a football club by now." "Damn!" "Whatever." "You have to be clear about money." "Yes." "You clear up my obscenity first." "Oh!" "That reminds me of Dad." "It's big?" "No, the odor." "What about that money?" "Let's talk about it later." " Wait." "Why are you doing this?" " Master!" "It's creepy." "It's too quiet." "A ghost!" "Not a ghost." "It's me." "What are you doing here?" "I placed a rat trap here yesterday." "To protect the new harvested rice." "Father asked me to give you this holy water and sacred cloth." "You need to hang the sacred cloth very high." "Okay, I'll bring you a ladder." "What are you crying for?" "Why did you laugh?" "Who laughed?" "Vit." "Did you just laugh?" "No." "Are you sure there's nobody else in the house?" "Of course." "I live here alone." "And who laughed?" "Let me hang this up." "You won't catch me." "No way." "Such a tease, huh?" "Chaeng." "What with the jumping?" "Jumping?" "You idiot." "It was a fall." "Don't argue." "It's up there." "Give it here." "I'll hang it." "Do it, if you dare." "Do you know who's the ghost at Vit's house?" "I don't wanna know." "Ouch!" "Easy." "I don't wanna know and still got kicked in the eye." "Strange things have been happening lately." "What shouldn't be done, it's done." "The dead hasn't been taken care of properly." "What do you mean?" "How improper?" "It's the South village girl who was raped and killed last month." "Her body hasn't been cremated." "Moreover, it disappeared." "And also what happened with Tui is weird." "What happened with Tui?" "You can ask Chaeng, the undertaker." "Tell us, Chaeng." "Tui has been dead for years now." "But his dad won't bury or cremate him." "He just keeps his son's corpse in the house." "Chaeng, I heard his dad say that..." "Tui's corpse doesn't rot." "Is it true?" "This kind of thing." "No one can prove it for sure." "His dad doesn't let anyone in his house." "Whoever step foot in there will get shot." "As if anyone wants to go there." "Hello, Teacher Poon." "You're acting like an armless man." "Chaeng!" "You used to boast that you're not afraid of ghosts." "You rearrange the corpses and bind their hands all the time." "Why are you complaining?" "If I was that great..." "I wouldn't have been kicked like this." "Right?" "I'm just an undertaker who bind the corpses' limps." "That's all." "I'm not as good as someone around here." "Who?" "Your master." "Chaeng's throwing me shit." "That's a real ghost, not Gra-Sue Bua." "So, who's the ghost at Vit's house?" "Does Vit know?" "Wanna check it out?" "Master." "Teacher Poon." "Hore." "It's Heang." "Heang." "What brings you all here?" "It's your hinting lotto number." "We won big time in every possible way." "The bookie must have high fever by now." "We're bringing you some thank you gifts." "Okay." "Since you're all here..." "Leave your gifts there and go home." "Oh wow!" "Pineapples, yam beans." "Pineapples, sugar canes." "You think I'm an elephant?" "They give whatever they have." "Next time buy some apples." "Go." "Go." " How about you, Sinn?" " Yes." "Did you bet too?" " Bua!" " Leave me alone!" "No, I didn't play any lotto." "Boh, my bro." "A gift for you as usual." "This time, pure whisky, no intestines." "But my heart belongs to Bua." "Really?" " Bua!" " I don't want it!" " Alright, I'll tell you the truth." " What?" "I come to seek your advice about Vit." "He hasn't shown up at the temple for days." "Rumor has it that there's ghost at his house." "I want you to go there and check it out." "I'm busy." "I have to go to the South Village." "Yeah." "There's no need to go there." "Give us the winning number." "Directly." "Oops, I drop something." " Master." "Master." " A stack of 1,000 Baht notes." "The winning number is at Tui's house." " Tui?" " Tui?" "Tui's house." "At the coffin in the house." "The winning number." "Do you know how he died?" "Of course I do." "Is anyone home?" "Tui!" "Tern!" "Tern is his dad!" "Tui!" "Tui." "Nobody is here." "Let's go." "Oh!" "Tern felt terribly guilty." "So he didn't cremate his son's corpse." "And bring food to his son every morning." "They say the corpse doesn't rot." "Is it true?" "Wanna check it out?" "You might get a lotto number." "No." "Here is Vit's house." "Anyone wants to drop here, just do so." "I'll come to pick you up on the way back." "You didn't think before you speak." "You wanna go inside?" "Are you crazy?" "You wanna go, Ver?" "And who's gonna paddle the boat?" "So nobody will go in." " God." "It must be a coconut." " Or a teal?" "A teal my ass!" "A ghost!" "Let's help." "What ghost jump off a coconut tree?" "I'm a Tarzan." " Master!" " What?" "Are we going back the same route?" "Yes, that's right." "Can't we take an outer ring road?" "Or a by-pass?" "Get on the express way!" "Imbecile!" "This is a boat, not car!" "What outer ring road?" "I suggest we use the motor-way." "Get on the toll way to avoid this route." "That's not a bad idea." "I'm exhausted." "Be more energetic." "Speed up." "Use your arm's strength." "Your request is my command." "Holy shit!" "What's wrong?" "It's in the water." "What?" "There's a water ghost here?" "A water ghost?" "The paddle fell into the water." "Fuck!" "Just the right place." "Damn!" "Of all the places..." "Why it has to be here?" "Why are you afraid of me?" "Don't be." "I'm not a ghost." "You too, Grang." "We come together." "Are you crazy?" "I only lost the paddle." "What is it, master?" " Your back." " A ringworm?" "Look pass that ringworm." "Is it?" "Yes." "Has she been here long?" "Yes." "No greeting whatsoever." "How rude." "Oh!" "She's gone." "Where is she gone?" "Master!" "Where are you going?" "We're back from South Village." "Come have dinner with us." "We're full." "The South villagers treated us with noodles." "What?" "I never ate that." "Yeah." "Vit!" "Have you got a spare paddle?" "Yes, I have." "But please come up and have dinner first." "Are you going?" " I'm telling you I'm not going." " You go with me." "My brain is all gone." "Now even a rope can scare me." " Master." " No." " Come on up." " Master." "I'm scared." "Master." "I'm scared." "Master." "I'm scared." "You want my shirt?" "I'll take if off for you." "Stop pulling it." "Please stay and have dinner with us." "Whan is cooking right now." "I'll introduce her to you." "That's not good." "Like what he said." "Then wait here." "I'll get you that paddle." "Make yourself at home." "My home is just like yours." "Nothing like mine." "Master." "Why aren't you going in?" "You two can go ahead." "I'll wait for you here." "No way." "Last time Chaeng was kicked off the ladder." "Oh... it's super clear now." "I'm sitting quite far." "Why is it so clear?" "How clear, master?" "9 million pixels." "What is it, master?" "This is not Pra Kanong." "Why is it so long?" "I'm leaving." "Master!" "Where are you going?" "I'm leaving." "Wait for the paddle first." "You two can wait here." "Soon it'll get longer and reach you." "Paddle?" "Arm." "Hey, where are you rushing to?" "Here's the paddle." "It's okay." "I'd better leave now." " Have some dinner first." " Let's go." "Go." " Wait." "Stay for dinner." " Let's go." "Go." "Have some dinner first." "Have some dinner first." "Hey, the trap's got a rat!" "I'll go and have a look." "You don't have to go right now." "It can wait till tomorrow." "Master." "Her fingers." "All crushed and blended with the chilli paste." "Still wanna eat dinner?" "Dinner is ready." "Eat it before you get hungry." "You're so kind." "I'll have to humbly decline." "Fuck the paddle." "Let's swim back." "Hey." "Be careful." "My turn-on spot." "Don't poke your finger in my Malacca Strait." "Boss." "Boss." "Easy, girl." " Hey." "What is it with you?" " Boss." "Vit has ghost wife!" "A ghost lives with Vit." "Pid-Pee-Pid." "Vit has ghost wife!" "A ghost lives with Vit." "Pid-Pee-Pid." " Vit has ghost wife!" " Hey!" "Quiet!" "Next time choose who's going to speak first." "I don't get what you're all saying." "We agreed to tell you simultaneously." "How will I ever understand?" "Now just one of you, tell me." " Me." "Me." "I know best." " Okay." "Good." "Boss." "It's Whan ghost." "Whan!" "Sir, please delay the debt payment for me." " How much does she owe?" " 20,000 Baht." "I'll settle it for her." "How will I repay you?" "By entertaining me." "Please, no!" "Asshole." "You scared me." "Sorry." "Help me figure it out here." "Is Whan's ghost gonna take revenge on me?" "Definitely." "Definitely!" " Definitely!" "Boss." " She just needs to find you." "Yo!" "Yo!" "Yo!" "Yo!" "You bastard." "Whan's ghost will poke your fingers into my eye!" "Jiew!" "I really don't wanna call your name." "You go fetch Doctor Mode ASAP." "Where?" "Let me see." "The winning number!" "The winning number." "Is someone here?" "It must be Tern." "We're dead." "Hey." "Where's he?" "What?" "What is it?" "I saw the coffin moved." "You're seeing things and scared me." "The coffin didn't move." "But my foot will soon move to your face." "Hurry." "What is it this time?" "The coffin was shaking." "'Cause I was rubbing it." "This is definitely a winning number!" "Heang!" "Heang!" " What?" " It shakes again." "I told you I'm rubbing it for the number." "A ghost!" "It's me." "What?" "What's with them?" "Damn!" "What a mess." "Ghost!" "Help me!" "Does it hurt?" "Yes!" "Do you have to ask?" "Badly hurts?" "Of course!" "Still asking?" "You wanna get it?" "Tui!" "Stop!" "Why are we stopping?" "You're afraid of what's in there, aren't you?" "Yes!" "Tui died a violent death!" "The unburied corpse." "I like it." "Let's go." "Here." "Drink some Nawarat water." "What Nawarat water?" "Icy cool water." "Bua, my love." "Where's my girl?" "It's Jong." "What the hell?" "Sinn." "You'll never get me twice!" "Damn." "You're too good." "Being alone up there, I wish a ghost get you." " Bua." " Sinn." " What?" " Has Vit been back for work?" "A newly wed." "Who would want to leave home?" "Would you?" " No." " Yeah." "My dear Bua." "I'm so tired." "Give me a glass of cold water please." "There's only elbow water (sorrow), want it?" "Yes." "I don't care whose elbow it's from." "The whole village." "Oh my!" "Bua!" "The whole village!" "Think carefully." "Only our village?" "Or the nearby villages too?" "Only one village makes me a big fool already!" "Asshole Sinn!" "I was being sarcastic." "I know." "Where's that water?" " Here." " Thank you." "Are you courting here?" "So refreshing." "So refreshing." "Stop chit-chatting already." "I'm drinking the real elbow water here." " Let me go." " I don't want to." "Let me finish this glass of water." "Sinn, watch out." "Glue." "Glue." " Glue." "Glue." " It's super glue." "Don't ever step on it." " Why?" " It sticks like hell." "Really?" "Luckily I didn't step on it." "Grang and Ver." "You two know Vit's wife right?" "Yes." "What is her..." "What is her name?" "Her name is Whan." "She's from South village." "Huh?" "Whan!" "Is she the same Whan whose corpse's been missing?" "She might be." "So, Vit has a ghost wife?" "Why don't you wear a holy amulet?" "Can your hiphop necklace protect you from ghosts?" "Damn it." "I really hate it." "Which family and where are you from?" "Hanging clothes alone, have you no fear?" "Ignoring, ignoring." "How to get her attention?" "Do you know who we are?" "Both of us work for Boss Aoo." "I'm no longer his man." "That fucking Aoo!" "Me too." "Wait for me!" "Whan!" " Vit!" " Whan!" "Whan!" "Vit." "Let me ask you frankly, Boh." "Why did you take out Dad's scripture?" "Or you're being paranoid." "Right?" "Not paranoid." "He's really afraid of the ghost at Vit's house." "All of you are mocking me, huh?" "Who would ever think that ghost exists?" "Now gather all the holy charms my dad left before he died." " Get them all." " Everybody." " Put them in the bag." " It's all here." "Where's the holy rice?" "Oh, here it is." "I've never seen such a thing." "Damn it." "Hello, Doctor." " Hello Boss." " That wasn't for you!" "Boss." " Did you say 'Doctor'?" " Doctor?" "Look at him." "Which hospital would hire him?" "Hospital?" "Dickhead!" "He's not a physician but an exorcist." "Damn it." "Doctor." "Whan's ghost and Master Boh are already over there." "Can you manage?" "Piece of cake." "Master." "Master." "Master, please!" "A girl's voice." "Who's that?" " How should I know?" " Why not?" "She said Master." "She's calling for you." "She definitely wants to see you, not these fucking two!" "Oh!" "Sorry." "Sorry." "A brother this age, what with the jealousy?" "I'm not jealous, just being possessive." "I don't want you to have a girl." " Are you my mom?" " Sister." "Don't you dare have a girl behind my back." " Just wait." "This bitch's gonna get it." " Master." " Master." "Are you home?" " Yes, come on up." "Tell me which one of the three..." "What?" "Why are you all hiding?" "Tell me which one of the three is your man." "Hey, I'm talking to you." "Don't just stare." "She can pop her eyes out!" "What?" "What?" "I'm asking you." "Don't you hear?" "You wanna get slapped?" "Bua." "She has longer arms than you." "Wow." "You're taking her side." "Hey," "I'm warning you." "If you're doing it with Boh, you're dead." "It's too late for that." "You know?" "You dare step on my turf." "There's only one way to get out of here alive." "You have to disappear into thin air." "Bua." "She can do that." "Master." "Last time we went to her house." "This time she comes to ours." "How fair!" "Don't be too harsh." "I don't want you to regret it." "A girl like me always think before doing." "Wow." "News flash." "You three have been to her house?" "And you're coming for men here." "Why are you here?" "I come to ask for your help." "Please tell Vit to go home." "Tell Vit to go home?" "Hey!" "You're Vit's wife!" "I'm so so sorry." "You walked thru the night dew?" "You're freezing cold." "Oh." "Hey!" "Vit's wife is dead, right?" "Yes." "She's dead and become ghost, right?" "Yes." "I know it." "No wonder her arm is so cold." "That's why the old saying goes..." "The dead is freezing." "The living is warm." "And she's icy cold." "Just now I said I was sorry." "Remember?" "Let go." "Let go of me." "Bua, you're grabbing her." "Boh!" "My brother!" "Tui!" "I'm going to use you." "Master." "Let's go." "Who's playing with the fan?" "Bua, you go check it out." "They're so precise." "Oh!" "Tui." "Oh!" "Tui." "Somebody ordered him to hurt you and me." "He comes to our house." "We can't stay here." "Where should we run to?" "The temple." "Is it going to rain?" "The ghost is here." "Sure." "It's Tui's ghost." "No, not Tui." "It's that bitch's ghost!" "Boss." "No need to fear." "Doctor Mode is here." "Tui." "You go take care of Boh." "This bitch... is mine." "Are you hurt?" "I'm gonna capture her." "Get her." "Get her." "Where are you going?" "A stream of ghost!" "Done!" "Now it's Boh's turn." "Boh." "Father!" "Father!" "Are you there?" "Father!" "He' sleeping right now." "Why so soon?" "Boh, Bua!" "What are you running away from?" "Tui's ghost!" "Why do you have to bring him here?" "I want him to join our drinking squad." "It should be fun." "The more the merrier!" "Eat my foot!" "Ask him why he's here?" "Why are you here?" "Oh!" "They're all gone." "Who among us will leave first?" "I will!" "I'm a girl." "The truth is... we also are girls!" "Boh!" "Boh!" "Wait for me." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Bua, get inside." "The ghost won't dare step in here." "Leave me alone." "Oh my god!" "I'm so scared." "There're people here." "Don't embarrass yourself." "I'm so horrified!" "He's here!" "Sinn, didn't you say he won't dare step in here." "I forgot." "It's under construction." "This is no good." "Let's use magic and fly away." "Make us invisible." "Are you crazy?" "Flying is much better." " Turning Invisible!" " Flying." " Turning Invisible!" " Flying." " Invisible." " Stop." "There's a simpler way." "Run!" "Master." "Hey." "Let's go together, hand in hand." "As if we'll never part again." "Go!" "Grang, who are you going with?" "Wow." "Sounds like he wants my company." "Okay!" " Wait for me." " Stop." "Teacher." "Our lives will never go together." "Let's go separate ways." "Grang." "Our lives..." "Teacher Poon." "Teacher Poon." "Teacher Poon." "Teacher Poon." "What is it?" "I'm gone." "Let me go too." "Grang." "Okay." "Go with them." "Ver, wait for me." "Damn." "My glasses are cracked." "A wise man always leave from the back door." "Are you Tui?" "Yeah." "Hear me now, my beloved Tui." "I'm not afraid of you 'cause I'm not alone." "There." "Jong is up there." "Teacher from hell!" "What a big mouth you are!" "If you wanna talk with him, pull that rope down." "I have no time to talk, so farewell from me." "Kiss." "Kiss." "Ouch!" "Thank you." "You're so kind." "Here." "Help me paint." "It's easy." "Just dip and paint." "I'm going." "A ghost!" "Help me!" "We're safe from him." "He's so creepy." "Sinn!" "Bastard!" "You take advantage of me." "This is what you do when Boh isn't around, right?" " What did I do?" " Let go of me!" "What?" "Let go now!" "Bua, have a good look." "Who's grabbing who?" " I grab you." " Always cursing me." "Do you hate me that much?" "I've been so good to you." "Apart from me, who in this village would want you?" "You can be alone all you want." "Sinn." "Sinn." "What is it with you?" "What's wrong with you again?" "Ver!" "Grang." "What is it with you?" "Don't go pervert on me." "Ver!" "Please don't tell anyone." "Bua, don't worry about it." "You asshole Ver!" "Can't you wait for me?" "Are you showing off you have longer legs?" "You're such a smooth actor." "Chang, Vit, come here quick." "Chang, listen." "Go get Father here." "Hurry." " Yes." " Father is sleeping." "Wake him up." "I'm not an alarm clock." "Your joke will get you kicked." "I'm not a ball." "I'll foot shove you." "No." "No." "No." "I'm not a bicycle." "That's enough, Sinn." "Stop." " That's enough, Sinn." "Stop." "Be cool." "Relax." " Oh, you're fast now." " Relax." "My brother!" "My brother!" "Boh!" "Boh!" "Where's he?" "Master." " Boh." " I'm here." " Where?" " Oh." " Master." " I'm here." "Hey!" "What are you doing up there?" "Tui's ghost will easily get you down there." "The ghost can't climb up here." " I'm clever, aren't I?" " Wow." "Genius!" "Vit!" "Vit!" "Help me!" "Stop right there, Tui." "Frankly, we haven't done anything to you." "Yeah!" "Why are you haunting us?" "Right now the person you want to see the most." "There's only one." "Who?" "Boh is up there!" "You're such a big mouth!" "Tui." "You wanna come up here?" "It's not a good time." "Can we take a rain check on that?" "'Cause if you come up to get me here..." "It'll be hard for you." "It's quite high up here." "If something happens to you..." "You fall down." "You might get hurt or even die." "I'm so worried about you." "I truly am." "Because you're my friend." "And also..." "I love you." "Tui." "I have some washing to do." "I'm going to do it now." " I'll go help her hang the washing." " Later!" "Tui, I have no time to talk." "I'm going to do the PR for this charity." "Jong, are you coming with me?" "I help you every year." "Can't miss that." "Let's go then." "What's with the voice?" "Charity functions are my passion." "Wait." "Wait here." "As an older brother," "I'll deal with him myself." "Just go." "I'm all teary." "Goodbye, brother." "Good luck to you." "Wait." "I need some air." "You come all the way up here?" "I love you, Tui." "You're my friend." "If we fall, the consequence will be painful." "You'll be hurt." "I'll be hurt." "We'll both be hurt." "Why don't we go down and talk?" "I have something to confess." "Why are you hugging him?" "Unlock your leg." "Let's go." " I love you, Tui." " Let's go." " What's wrong?" " I knocked something down." "Watch out for the glue!" "Let's go." "You're so awkward." "Follow them!" " Want an encore?" " Asshole!" "Oh!" "Boss Aoo and the gang." "I see." "So, Boss Aoo is behind the whole thing?" "That motherfucker!" " Grang." " Huh?" "We have to do something." "They're coming to the dead end." "Hey." "Why am I stuck?" "Tui!" "Tui!" "Tui is coming!" "Tui!" "He's stuck too." " And I though he was so great." " He can't do anything." "The leaning act." "Just like Philip, the magician." "Tui, we're further apart." "You should get the nearest one first." " Master!" " Why?" "This is not like you." "So selfish." "Master." "He hugs me so tight." "Oh!" "I know what to do." "Master." "This is what we call "A Genius Overnight"." "Wait there." "This won't take long." "See." "This is "A Genius in a Blink"." " Just watch." " Master." "Don't move." "Oh, wow." "Here it is." "I'm Master Boh, a great prodigy." "Master!" "Why are you hugging me?" "Master!" "Here." "Leopard boxers." "Help your daddy." " Help me, master." " How's that?" "Are you out of your mind?" "Damn." "It's so close." "Alright." "There must be the first time for everything." "Help daddy." "I feel the cold." "I'm gone!" "Master!" "Boh!" "You're really saved by the clothes." "Tui gets stuck in the glue." "He's angry now." "No one can stop me." "Doctor Mode." "Doc." "Wait." "Sit down." "Look." "Why is it stuck?" "Grang?" "What is it?" "Hurry." "Go." "Go." "Doc." "That guy is Master Boh." "Boh!" "Bring out all the best you've got." " How's that?" " Did you hear?" "My man is more powerful." "Presto." "All 12 magnificent ascetics, please come." "The dizzy one, the eye-widened one." "The taro eating one, the yam eating one." "The yellow teeth one." "Please come and help me pronto." "And I'll call to chitchat with you later." "Presto." "Po-Ye-Po-Lo-Ye." "This mission of ours..." "Hey." "Hey." "Doc!" "Is this the best you've got, Boh?" "Doc." "He called out the Chinese ghost." "He has things up his sleeve." "I'll get him." " Yeah." "Yeah." " Come on." "Bring it on." "How's that?" "Rice?" "That will never deter her." " Master, It's so still." " Who told you that ghosts are afraid of rice?" "Next time give me cooked rice." "I'm gonna eat it." "You didn't even flinch by that?" "Now take this!" " Oh." " The good stuff." "Oh, gosh!" "A multi-head one?" "Grang." "What, master?" "Draw back and find Sinn." "Tell him to get Bua down." "If not, Bua..." "Bua will become "stretching bloom"." "And it'll take days before she's closed." "Go." "Go." "Go." "Go." " Is that right, Grang?" " Yes, master." "Okay." "Pull it." "Yeah, pull." "Pull Bua back down now." "What for?" "Don't ask." "You want her to have spread legs?" "Too late." "She's already have that." "Is she backing off?" "Why pulling me back?" "Choose." "Which one do you want?" " Why are you pulling me back?" " Help her." "Help her." "Hold the rope." "Oh, Boh!" "Why hurry?" "It's getting to the fun part." "If you stay up there, you'll get more than the fun." " What?" " It's the multi-head phallic charm." "Just a charm." "It will do no harm." "No harm but it hurts!" " Jong." " Yes." "Go get him." "Yes, sir." "Meet the Doc!" "Doc." "Here comes another one." "He's gone." "How was it?" "Great." "Well done, Jong." "Doc." "What is it?" "He's behind you." "You're so fierce, right?" "Oh fuck." "Getting the knife?" "He got a full foot one!" "Yeah." "A real full foot!" "Are you that tired, Doc?" "Doc Mode, come here." "Damn, his psychic power is strong." "It's more like a foot power." "No wonder." "I saw stars." "You, bastard Mode!" "Whan!" "Doc." "What shall we do?" "What else?" "Run!" "Where are you going?" "Wait for me!" "Bro." " They're gone." " Where are you going?" "Let's go cut them off." "Oh!" "Whan!" "Let me go." "Let me go." "Do you remember what you did to me?" "Not me." "I didn't do anything." "I..." "I..." "I tried to help you." "Those three started everything." "You son of a bitch." "What?" "What son?" "You!" "S.O. B!" "Hey." "I'm your boss." "How can you say that?" "Then you wanna fight with me?" "Look at you now." "How aggressive." "So it was Aoo who killed Whan, right?" "Ver." "Ver." "Where is he?" " He was here earlier." " Let's go find him." "How about them?" " Whan will take care of them." " Let's go." "Your wife has super fair skin, Sinn." "Whan, what are you doing?" "I'll kill them all." "No." "Don't." "You can't do this, Whan." "But they killed me." "Please stop it." "I'm begging you." "No more revenge and karma." "Let's forgive and forget." "And remember this." "Whether this life, next life or any life..." "We'll always be husband and wife." "Forever." "That's why they say "real soulmate will never part"." "Relax, Ver." "He'll be gone by morning." "How long till it be morning?" "Quite many hours." "What a relief." "You all go ahead." "Want something to eat?" "This is the new innovation of our temple." "I've been working on this for 3 months." "I want to propose it to you." "The other temples want it but I said no." "I really want it for our temple." "Look here." "From the outside, it looks like an ordinary temple." "But the inside is what counts." "It's always cool in here." "Hugh air-con will keep everybody cool." "Whether it's a monk, abbot or novice." "The sound system too." "I'll rip the old one out completely." "I'll put in the new home-theater system with big speakers." "And a 12 megawatt sub-base." "You'll hear the beat of the prayer clearly." "The abbot just... spits betel out... spits betel." "The abbot just..." "And the highlight is the MRT train passing through." "I haven't finished." "What's with him?" "Relax, Sinn." "You're so impatient." "You're so restless." "Here you are." "Write the old script down." "Roll it into a cigarette." "Breathe it in and blow smoke at the ghost's face." "The incantation will make the smoke sacred." "With the holy script in here, when you blow smoke at the ghost..." "He'll squirm in pain and wriggle in agony as if somebody throws hot water at him." "The ghost or you who'll wriggle?" "Hrrr." "Ver." "Don't underestimate my brother." "So, will you squirm?" "Hrrr." "And when you..." "What?" " Bro." " What?" "A toilet brush." "It's in the past Now it's completely changed." "Can't you just forgive and forget?" "Even a converted bandit is granted a pardon." "Why can't a toilet brush?" "It's converted itself into a wok brush." "Can't you just forgive?" "Be kind, will you?" " Wait a minute, Sinn." " What?" "Where is this Gra-Sue's house?" "Go visit Tid Mee at 2 am, you'll find her." "Right." "To see your fucking dad there?" "My Dad doesn't live there." "You won't find him." " Where's your dad?" " Cut." "Cut." "Action!" "Is he always like this?" "Keep it up." "But..." " My face looks scary?" " Yes." " Really?" " Yes." "Do you have a mirror?" "How was it?" " Mirror?" " Yes." "Yes." " Here." " Yes." "Oh wow." "Your ghost looks so pitiful." "Doesn't look feisty at all." "From what movie did you get the design?" " Japanese." " Japanese." " I'm trendy." " So this is a trendy ghost." "How does it spook people?" "Like this." "Grang." "You bastard." " That's adult movie." " Is it?" "Can a face like mine be in a movie?" "Of course." "That's pure shit." "Tidy up." "Let's go."