"The match against the booger" "Welcome here to Dale Kleiva school's 50th anniversary." "And to a singing festival that's reached it's last verse." "Now the wafles are all eaten and the last songs sung." "But there is also something new afoot." "Here we have a booger which is about to detach from Stian's nasal passages." " And the booger would like to get out." " Yes, and with none other than... the Crown Princess Mette-Marit on the way." "So it'll be exciting to see if he gets it out in time." "Yes." "Today's goal is clear." "It's important to get rid of this booger... before Stian stands face to face with the Crown Princess." "And so this is it." "Here we go, you guys." "So we'll see if the booger is leaving the nest, or whether it must be drawn back in." "He goes for retraction, and it may be a good strategy, to get the booger to the back of the throat and into the digestive system." "Does it appears to be working, or is this a booger that's too big, Asbjørn?" "It may seem that way." "Although he's in full snort, as we hear." "It doesn't give the desired results." " So we get an elbow nudge." " These sounds are not acceptable." "But Stian parries it here well, I think." "We see it here." "He manages to hide what he's doing, and not to mention the booger from teacher Kristin." "And that's good." "But he ends up at the same time in a fairly locked position, unfortunately." "He does." "While we wait for activity here," "I wonder if we should take a viewer question from Inger-Lise." "She wonders:" "What exactly is a booger?" "A good question." "Many people wonder about that." "The body secretes secretions, and things that are floating around in the air, adhere to the secretion and it dries." " And thus we get the boogerman." " A mucus raising, one might say." "And it's about to be picked, for here we have the finger in the nose!" "We also have Mette-Marit on her way here." "Time is pressing, and now Stian goes on the attack with forefinger and thumb." "We attack with two fingers." "This is good." " And there the booger is out." " Lovely grip and extraction here." " The Booger is out." " And without anyone seeing anything." "It sure looks like it." "Now the question is what kind of booger are we dealing with." "Is it dry?" "Will it leave his finger?" "No, I doubt it." "Now we have a sticky booger to deal with." "Yes, it's definitely one sticky booger." "A good 2-3 cm stretch." "There's probably also blood here on the right edge." "And with the Crown Princess's hands drawing nearer to a handshake..." "Here it should probably be rolled Stian Hermansen." "Although he could also go for the classic "booger in the mouth"." "In that case it's a real mouthful he has to deal with." "But it will be really gross." "Even for Stian this is too disgusting." "And thus we go for the roll here." "Here the task is to roll out most of the moisture, to form a ball which can be flicked." "But how much roll time do you have, Stian?" "There's unfortunately not much." " Look here." "This is lovely technique!" " Could it be called finger sensitivity?" "We'll ask the experts Trond Nagell-Dahl and Gisle Børge Styve." "What can you say about Stian's finger tip skill?" "He's loose and free in the wrist." "Thumb and forefinger are working well." "Great finger work." "He's very quick with his fingers here." "It looks almost like he's trying to play..." "This is the... "Bumblebee"... (Playing "Flight of the Bumblebee")" "I think this looks good." "The booger dances from finger to finger." "Fine, but a dance we want an end to." "Yes." "Going from fiddling to full shaking here now." "Look here." "All fingers working." "Tutti-tutti!" "We tutti, we have frutti, we have a kid with really zing!" " Yes!" "And there we're booger free!" " And right on time!" " What's your name?" " Stian." "It was a great performance, Stian." "Thank you very much." "And not least, thank you for the great booger performance, Stian." "It looked bleak, but this boy never gave up." "And now the booger is gone." " Such Lovely kids you have." " Thanks." " Long gone..." " I must take a hug." " You have something on your cheek." " Oh, do I?" "It's just jam from the delicious waffles." "It's probably not jam, unfortunately." "The booger is in the royal throat, on the way down to the digestive system." "A digestive system which is not Stian's." " But bowel is bowel." " Yes, and booger is and remains booger." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2017)"