" Bull's-eye!" " You bet, Dad!" "You go straight home." "Okay!" "Bombs away!" "Sayonara, sucker!" "No preservatives, just pure water!" "Cool, clear water." "Step up, schmuck, get some dealing done." "H20, that's my go." "Don't you understand?" "This is water." "You can't live without it." "What's a little fallout, huh?" "Have a nice day!" "You get a sack of grain or a woman for two hours." "What are you trading?" " I'm looking for someone." "Are you trading or not?" "He had a team of camels." "People come here to trade, make a little profit, do some business." "If you've nothing to trade, you've no business here." "An hour inside." " Next!" " I got skills I can trade." "Sorry." "The brothel's full." "One hour." " And if you find him?" " I'll ask him to return what's mine." "And he'll be desperate to clear his conscience." "He will be." "You're that good?" "Perhaps you have something to trade after all." "Keep talking." "24 hours of your life." "In return, you'll get back what was stolen." "Sounds like a bargain." "It's not." "Let's talk." "Come inside." "Leave your weapons here." "It's the law." "Remember, this is the vehicle that sent Detroit broke." "Where did you get these animals?" "The glorious dromedary." "The ship of the desert." "They've got independent suspension, power steering and no emission control." "Ride them away now." "A warrior, Aunty." "Lost everything." "Looking for a deal." "But he's just a raggedy man." "He's quick." "Ironbar can he do it?" "Maybe." "What did you do before this?" "I was a cop, a driver." "But how the world turns." "One day cock of the walk, next, a feather duster." "Play something tragic, Ton Ton." "Do you know who I was?" "Nobody." "Except on the day after, I was still alive." "This nobody had a chance to be somebody." "So much for history." "Anyway..." "Water?" "Fruit?" "Congratulations." "You're the first to survive the audition." "Drink." "It's okay." "Come with me." "Look around." "All this I built." "Up to my armpits in blood and shit." "Where there was desert, now there's a town." "Where there was robbery, there's trade." "Where there was despair, now there's hope." "It's civilization." "I'll do anything to protect it." "Today it's necessary to kill a man." "What do you say?" "What do you pay?" "I'll re-equip you..." "Vehicles, animals." "Fuel, if you want." "It's a generous offer." "Why me?" "You've got warriors, weapons." "Give the order." "We are dealing with subtleties here." "This is no enemy." "It's almost family." "I see, real civilized." "The reasons don't concern you, just the conditions." "Deal?" "First, no one knows you're working for Aunty." "You hit him, you go." "Second, it's a fair fight." "And third, it's to the death." "Who's the bunny?" "It's called Underworld." "It's where Bartertown gets its energy." "Oil, natural gas?" "Pigs." "Pigs like those?" " Bullshit." " Pigshit." "Pigshit." "The lights, the motors, the vehicles all run by a high-powered gas called methane." "Methane comes from pigshit." "Have a look." "Tell me what you see." "I see a big guy giving a little guy a piggyback." "MasterBlaster." "They're a unit." "They even share the same name." "The little one is called Master." "He's the brains." "He runs Underworld." "The other one is Blaster." "He's the muscle." "Together they can be very powerful." "They are also arrogant." "We want to keep the brain, dump the body." "He's big." "Is he good?" "He can beat most men with his breath." "I want a closer look at him." "How do I get in there?" " It's a factory." "Ask for work." " I know nothing about methane." "You can shovel shit, can't you?" "Hey, you!" "Let's talk!" "Here, free man, come help a convict." "You don't want to end up like me." "How long are you in for?" "The big one." "Life." "For killing a pig?" "I had to feed the kids." "Doesn't worry me." "Down here life's two, three years." "Where is that bum mechanic Blackfinger?" "We got a real problem." "Twelve pounds of dynamite set to blow." "You expert!" "Disarm!" "Right." "It's a class job." "One mistake, it'll blow the crap out of this place." " Literally." " Think what to do!" "Now...the dynamite is connected to the timing device which is connected to the switch, which I can't find which is connected to the battery." " I'll disconnect the battery!" " I wouldn't do that." "Who you?" " Me Max." " You smart." "That's my vehicle." "Disarm!" "How much?" "No trade." "Do!" "Fetch!" "Me order." "Me Master!" "Me run Bartertown!" "That's why you live in shit." "Not shit!" "Energy!" "Call it what you like, it still smells like shit." "Not shit!" "Energy!" "No energy, no town!" "Me King Arab!" "Sure." "Me, fairy princess." "Embargo, on!" "Embargo on!" "Main valve off!" "Four, three, two..." "For God's sake, what now?" "Who run Bartertown?" "Damn it!" "I told you, no more embargos." "More, Blaster." "Who run Bartertown?" "Who run Bartertown?" "You know who." "Say." "MasterBlaster." "Say loud." "MasterBlaster." "MasterBlaster what?" "MasterBlaster runs Bartertown." "Louder!" "MasterBlaster runs Bartertown." "Lift embargo." "You want foot in face?" "Disarm." "Good boy." "Over here, Blaster." " What are you laying for?" " Nothing." " Who are you?" " Nobody." "No, mister, I can feel it." "The dice are rolling!" "I want my camels, my vehicle, food, water, methane." " Deal." " You said a fair fight." " What does that mean?" " As provided by law." "Thunderdome." "Two men, hand-to-hand." "No jury, no appeal, no parole." "Two men enter, one man leaves." "Weapons?" "Anything's possible." "Chance decides." "Thunderdome." "How do I get in there?" "That's easy." "Pick a fight." "Everybody have a good time!" "That's my vehicle and I want it back!" "Hearing wonky." "Sounds like an order." "That's right." "Yumping Yesus!" "Him sad." "Brain broken." "Me explain." "This my vehicle." "You pedestrian!" "Three seconds break neck." "One..." "MasterBlaster!" "Listen to the law!" "Aunty, two men in dispute." "These our witness, Aunty." "Us suffer bad." "Us want justice." "We want Thunderdome!" "You know the law." "Two men enter, one man leaves." "This Blaster." "Twenty men enter, only him leave." "Then it's your choice." "Thunderdome." "Aunty!" "Aunty!" "Welcome to another edition of Thunderdome!" "Listen on!" "Listen on!" "This is the truth of it." "Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring." "And that was damn near the death of us all." "Look at us now, busted up and everyone talking about hard rain." "But we've learned by the dust of them all." "Bartertown's learned." "Now when men get to fighting, it happens here." "And it finishes here." "Two men enter, one man leaves." "Two men enter, one man leaves." "And right now, I've got two men." "Two men with a gut full of fear." "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls dying time's here!" "He's the ball cracker." "Death on foot." "You know him." "You love him!" "He's Blaster!" "The challenger, direct from out of the Wasteland." "He's bad." "He's beautiful." "He's crazy!" "It's the man with no name!" "Thunderdome's simple." "Get to the weapons, use them anyway you can." "I know you won't break the rules." "There aren't any." "Remember where you are." "This is Thunderdome." "Death is listening, and will take the first man that screams." "Prepare!" "Two men enter, one man leaves!" "Kill him!" " You know the law!" " This is Thunderdome!" "Kill him!" "No, no!" "Look at his face!" "He's got the mind of a child." "It's not his fault." "Blaster, I'm sorry." "This wasn't part of the deal." "Deal?" "What do you mean, "deal"?" "You must have tasted it." "It was in your hands." "You had it all!" "What do you mean, "deal"?" "No more methane!" "This place...finished!" "No, little man." "We've only just begun." "Oh, no." "No, no." "Open it." "Two men enter." "One man leaves!" "Two men enter." "One man leaves!" "What's this?" "!" "Do you think I don't know the law?" "Wasn't it me who wrote it?" "And this man has broken the law." "Right or wrong, we had a deal." "And the law says, "Bust a deal, face the wheel."" "Bust a deal and face the wheel." "Bust a deal and face the wheel." "All our lives hang by a thread." "Now we've got a man waiting for sentence." "But ain't it the truth?" "You take your chances with the law." "Justice is only a roll of the dice a flip of the coin, a turn of the wheel." "Gulag!" "Gulag!" "Gulag!" "Fix it." "You run Bartertown." "You fix." "Not pigs!" "No!" "That's enough!" "Do you want to use him or kill him?" "Bring him up." "Master, do what Ironbar says." "I will." "Yeah, I will." "Savannah!" "Finn, look." "It's him." "I finded him." "It's Captain Walker." "What's his talk?" " He ain't made wordstuff." "It's a long track." "Maybe he's burned out." "Maybe." "Maybe he's just listening." "Walker?" "Hello?" "Maybe he's talking, but we ain't hearing." "You see his lips ain't moving." "Not with wordstuff, with sonic." "That ain't never gonna work, sonic-bonic bullshit!" "This is Delta-Fox-X-Ray." "Can you hear me?" "Delta-Fox-X-Ray." "Come in." "Is anybody out there?" "Can you read me, Walker?" "Delta-Fox-X-Ray." "Come in." "What's up, Doc?" "Hey, take me with you!" "Can you hear me, Walker?" "Fly, Walker!" "Fly, Walker, fly!" "Who are you?" "Quiet!" "Shut up!" "Enough!" "Who are you?" "The waiting ones." "Waiting for what?" "Waiting for you." "And who am I?" "I think he be testing us." "This a testing, Walker?" "You reckon we been slack?" "I don't know." "Maybe you've been slack." "We ain't." "We kept it straight." "It's all there." "Everything marked, everything 'membered." "You wait, you'll see." "This you knows." "I be First Tracker." "Times past count I done the Tell." "But it weren't me that tumbled Walker." "It was Savannah." "So it's only right that she take the Tell." "This ain't one body's story." "It's the story of us all." "We got it mouth-to-mouth." "You got to listen it and 'member." "'Cause what you hears today you got to tell the birthed tomorrow." "I'm looking behind us now across the count of time down the l"