"Hello, monsieur Hello, monsieur" "My wife" "My honor, madam" "Hi, monsieur" "Uninterrupted and passionate search for everybody is for the return" "No, it's becoming" "Yes, becoming" "It's what we seek after" "Very meaningful" "Yes, it's my family's motto" "Very meaningful Yes, very meaningful" "Let's start, excuse me" "Excuse me" "Please come, you will have a living room" "A not very large living room" "Here's for people to wait and chat" "And over there is an office" "Now it is belong to my wife and it's for female applicants" "Mine is here, and this is for male" "These...these photos are" "These photos are kept for commemoration" "These photos were taken when they married" "It's been more than ten years, and some were tens of years ago" "These are the photos" "Married in 57" "Yes, that one was taken in 53" "There are also some 53s, 56s" "Year 60, year 66" "In that year we got..." "Many people got married that year" "It was a good year Very good" "It's pleasant for everyone" "There's wine, and clothing" "Does everyone have to be here?" "Sure" "Come together in this living room" "Take a look at each other" "Have a few comments, talk about dreams, and..." "Still very sturdy, but it's been used for a long time" "Yes, monsieur" "It's moved here from my parents'" "But it's still beautiful" "There is my wife" "My honor" "Wife of this monsieur" "Could you...your hands" "She wouldn't mind" "Thank you, Martine, please stop a while" "Please go clean aisle first" "Look, we do cleaning every night" "Here is the lover machine I made" "No, this is the machine" "It looks like a big typewriter" "No, it's a computer" "It's accurate, it's very reliable, and it's very advanced" "It can tell matching partners" "How long does it take to complete the search?" "Search for the right partner" "Actually matching partners is deceptious" "But there are many who are willing to be deceived" "As to this seemingly deceptious business is it hard to for us to get started?" "No, through your phone call with the other side you can find out over the conversations" "Right" "You will indeed find out over the conversations" "It can also be done after they come here" "Yeah, it's the same, this can be very flexible" "But I've got to say" "This is the dependence of those shy solitaries" "But it's hard for them to deal with" "Well, dear madam" "No matter how the world changes" "Once born, a person wouldn't be willing to face the world alone" "Even those solitaries" "That's right, two facing the world is better than only one" "Thank you for your reminder" "Are you okay?" "Do you feel cold?" "No, probably I am allergic to her clothings" "I..." "What is this photo about?" "This is about our sodality activities" "Our weekend activities for solitaries" "That's because we could earn twice as much through this" "How much?" "About 800 francs per person Start off from Paris in weekends" "If married 1000 francs is charged" "No, I mean this business, and that computer, how much?" "Okay, we need to talk this over" "Because that's gonna be a lot of money" "Doing marital matching business with that machine is going to bring you a lot of money" "Right, but if it's so valuable" "Why are you selling it?" "Because I have earned a lot" "I want to live under the sun" "Also because I am actually afraid of cold" "Listen to me" "Yes" "Does it require many practices to master the machine?" "Is it going to be hard for us people to get started?" "So long as our customers don't find it difficult" "Don't worry, I won't make them feel so" "No, not just that" "I still need some time to explain this to you in detail" "How to make people curious" "Someone may like it, but others might not" "Don't make people embarrassed" "How about this, tonight we have an ordinary ball to introduce newcomers" "Do you want to be here with us?" "Dear" "This is to say that we can dance together" "Year 57" "Charles Denner" "Jacques Villeret" "Title:" "Robert  Robert" "Director/Writer:" "Claude Lelouch" "Your whistle" "Hurry, go onto the car" "Sorry" "I am sorry" "What you did is completely unqualified" "You can only mess things up" "Come with me, Monreal" "Everybody is going to ask what do you do" "Whistle, your whistle" "Hello, monsieur, excuse me" "Was there a gentleman commanding the traffic here?" "I will take the responsibilities" "This man lives with his mother, he cares for his family very much" "He is completing the course as a pointsman" "He's very gentle" "Physical conditions?" "He has a healthy body" "But he looks short possibly shorter than you" "But he is very nice except for being short" "Isn't this the type you have been waiting for?" "But I still would like to meet someone who is better shaped" "Did you find the kind of person I am longing for?" "Monsieur, please listen to me, for me it's my first time to know the kind you described" "Marriage is not classified" "Your number has been entered into the computer" "Monsieur, what I am going to introduce to you is a lady who will become your other half" "She and you will transcend the relationship between friends with minimum conflicts" "Other half, do you understand?" "Other half, my other half" "But for me, that lady, in my life is not gonna be my other half" "Not going to be my other half" "Sorry" "Listen to me, monsieur" "But the computer has chosen for three times and the result has always been the same lady" "The same lady" "But it could be broken" "It breaks" "You can have it to choose for me once more" "Pharmacist, doctor" "Lawyer, traveler, engineer" "Sportsman" "Attention, attention" "The vocations you've said are all cultured" "But what you had provided us is to look for a gentleman who can give make you feel safe" "But" "I still want to try those who are cultured, would that be a problem" "None of them are handsome" "I am interested in none of them" "I am very sorry" "Not a bit interested" "I am not afraid of waiting longer" "Come here" "Here, closer" "Could you read what's written there?" "It says Nigerer Baagon and others" "It's the same, every time" "It's broken" "What did you say?" "It's broken!" "No, monsieur, I am sure it's not broken, please have a seat there" "Tender, adorable, that's the type you ask for" "Pretty woman are all attractive, but they are all unprofessional" "But I like those who have independent vocations" "Yeah, that is not unprofessional" "Do you want some tea?" "Milan?" "No, Chinese" "They are the same" "Laborious, knows how to live a good life, your mother is sure to accept her" "But my mother is not hard to get long with" "No, I never meant that, never" "Do you think we have traits in common?" "The way I was talking to her yesterday is exactly the same I am talking to you now" "You both want to have a similar family" "But I still want children, that would be better" "As to having children, that's just a common need" "You know what, my mother is going to like her" "Why not?" "It's for sure" "Yeah, now I am feeling the same" "Okay, do you want to meet her here in the office or during the Saturday ball?" "Which would be better?" "If it's me, it would be more natural during the ball" "You can know here when people are around" "But if it's in the office, there could be some difficulties" "What difficulties?" "Let me put it this way, do you have abundant experiences in sex?" "What do you mean by abundant experiences?" "Because if so you are likely to talk to her about this" "Dear monsieur" "If it's the conversation about this aspect, I am afraid not" "Okay, then you should quit meeting here" "Who is going to be next?" "The next is Ms. Mary Sharl" "Why is that annoying person again, ask her to be here in the afternoon" "Thank you" "Is that Ms. Mary Sharl pretty?" "She is pretty, but she is an annoying person" "She is pretty" "Yes, but she is an annoying person" "Then why isn't she in that computer?" "Because" "Why would you want an annoying person?" "Even if she is annoying, but she is pretty" "Monsieur, at least she is pretty" "If people are going to select you as husband at least they would want to know whether you could be their male friend" "Could you say it again slowly?" "I mean, dear Mr. Goldman, people" "Why do you always call me Goldman" "But it is your name, is it?" "I know" "Okay, then what do you want me to call you?" "Monsieur, just monsieur" "Okay, monsieur, I will call you monsieur a At least they would want to know whether you could be their male friend" "Oh really, we won't love a person we don't even like" "We should love a person who we really want" "Right, I mean that exactly" "You need to find a partner to live with" "Yes" "Over those lengthy nights" "But I am not asking you to find a woman to sleep with" "Yes, but I have the rights to find some who looks pretty" "I have told you that we and not some photo collector" "But your occupation does need photos" "Do you think you are very handsome?" "Monsieur, no, but I am truly unsatisfied with these photos" "46-year-old teacher" "Once I hold this in hand, it reminds me of school memories" "Right, you can also realize your dreams in your childhood" "Yeah, my dreams, my love will all come true" "Don't you have to do your job?" "When you and I are going out in a while, you will be able to use my car" "But I do drive by myself" "I know, I can drive for you and you will be there in a moment" "But I'd rather drive my car slow" "Do you like the teachers in this school?" "I will never drive passengers like you" "What are you talking about" "Let's get back, do you like the teachers in this school?" "Yes" "She will love children" "Don't I?" "This does not matter, there's no time, you know?" "She is near the time that she's not able to give birth 48 is the age not to give birth" "It's one year from this year for her" "It's one year from now" "You are right, I agree" "Are you going back in the Saturday ball?" "If she is, I will" "You sure will, as long as you are not going to change any more" "I don't think you are" "But I think you are those businessmen with lots of fantasies" "Yeah, I have my reasons" "Okay, listen to me" "I need to make a phone call to set the date" "You just calm down Don't touch me, monsieur" "Sorry, please wait in the living room" "I need to make a phone call to that Senali" "And then we can invite Senali to the ball this Saturday" "But why should I wait in the living room?" "Because you need to be there waiting for my message" "Why couldn't I wait here?" "Because I need to call here, and I don't know her yet" "I will also have to think what to say" "Come" "Stay there, wait quietly, from here" "And after that, you will come to tell me?" "I will let you know" "Okay, I will hold this photo" "You hold it" "No, you hold it so that you will know who she is" "That way you can't get wrong Okay, I know" "You go there, sit in the sofa quietly" "I will make the phone call" "But don't forget" "No, I won't I am going to be busy, please wait" "Hello, monsieur, please come in" "Please have a seat, Mr. Millet will be meeting you soon" "Excuse me, monsieur" "Please excuse me, could you introduce yourself exactly?" "En?" "Please excuse me, could you introduce yourself exactly?" "Lurjee 40 years old, Lurjee" "Lurjee" "My honor, my honor, my name is Goldman" "Goldman" "Lurjee My honor My honor" "You can stay there, monsieur" "My honor You can stay there, monsieur" "Mr. Villiers, please come in" "You are probably going to talk with me, because my husband is feeling uncomfortable" "Is that a problem?" "No" "Please come into my room" "Oh What?" "I forgot my scarf Where?" "Over there" "Pick it up then" "My scarf" "I have to say I had sent her flowers" "But she didn't talk to me once" "I am sorry, it's just because" "I don't want to have this photo with me forever" "It's only because she was afraid to try and follow her own feelings" "Now, I am giving you a surprise" "I selected this just for you" "She's new, I haven't introduced her to others yet" "She is a little askant, Yes?" "No?" "May I pick it I and have a look?" "Sure" "Now she is not askant any more" "Only on the table would she look askant" "Tell me, Mr. Villiers Have you become a pointsman?" "Not yet, I am passing the exams" "You can tell her I am still a student" "Could you speak a little louder?" "Okay, I mean, you can tell her I am still a student" "A police student" "How old is she?" "Never ask ladies their ages" "Sorry" "It's 8 o'clock on Saturday, don't forget that" "I won't" "Could you tell me what does she do?" "She works in a pastor's school" "She is Ms. Teacher" "Oh, I see" "Then she can pray for anybody" "You are right" "Bye, good luck to you on Saturday night" "Goodbye" "Madam, goodbye" "Madam goodbye" "What I can help you, Mr. Salem" "But I made the appointment to see your husband" "Then do it as usual" "How about you?" "Mr. Goldman" "Yes, you can help me, but next time" "Come and see" "He looks amicable" "Yes, indeed" "Very much" "When you raise your hand and call a taxi on the street you ought to know how to choose" "Me, I like taxi very much" "Yes, very good" "Do you like it also?" "Very much" "Me too, I really like taxi" "That one passed by, but he missed it" "Mr. Salem, let me help you today, my husband is very busy" "It doesn't matter" "After all it's better than nobody" "At least you have the computer to help you choose" "Then thanks to your computer" "All right, that Ms. Mary Sharl has agreed" "She will be there on Saturday The address is on the back of the photo" "Excuse me" "I would like to know when I meet her for the first time what shall I say to her?" "Ah, yes" "Just tell her, good evening, miss, I think we are starting our dating now" "There you start" "Yes, there we start" "Good evening, miss, I think we are starting our dating now" "Very easy" "Yes, very easy" "Remember, 9 o'clock sharp, don't be late 9 9, yes" "Don't forget she's beautiful enough and it's your choice" "Yes" "I will take my responsibilities" "That's best" "I will take my responsibilities" "I know, okay, bye" "Thanks, thanks for your..." "You are really..." "Excuse me, Monsieur" "Hello, miss" "All right, see you on Saturday" "Thank you" "Ah, no" "Excuse me, is the young lady who just came in going to be at the party on Saturday?" "No, she's already married, and has two children" "And she's only our accountant" "Sorry, I didn't want to bring any trouble" "I know, hold it please" "Good evening, miss, I think we are starting our dating now" "That's right, you did great, don't for it" "Remember it's 9 o'clock on Saturday night" "Thanks, bye" "Monsieur, I am the one who's inside just now" "I think you can use my car" "My honor" "No, in the back, this is a taxi" "Another side, another side" "Sorry, I advocate security" "Please" "I am in" "Where are you going?" "I am going to the Gaubui Mall in Bion market district" "What did you say?" "I said I am going to the Gaubui Mall in Bion market district" "The Gaubui Mall in Bion market district" "Okay, attention" "Didn't you bring anything for the rain?" "No The weather changes a lot" "Are you sick of the rain?" "No" "This relates to landform of the triangular area" "Rain clouds do not go away" "Believe me this makes me very uncomfortable" "My left thumb almost hurt the whole morning" "And here, the arthrosis of my right hand" "It's all because of the damn weather" "Where are you going?" "Bion" "The Gaubui Mall in the Bion market district" "The Bion market district" "Market district...right, in Gaubui" "I know that" "Please don't flap the door, thanks" "Please don't smoke, exalted passengers" "Please be patient, don't read" "For your safety, please don't talk too much to me" "Good evening, miss, I think we are starting our dating now" "Good evening" "Good evening" "Good evening" "Good evening, miss, I think we are starting our dating now" "Have you watched "Taxi Driver"?" "What is that?" "It's a musical comedy, about taxi drives in New York" "No, I haven't" "It said about those young taxi drivers" "Just like me" "I just don't know why they love to blow their horns" "Couldn't they see that everyone is stuck here" "Excuse me, what does it mean by "Tea one and half francs, Coffee one franc"?" "It's just saying tea is for one and half francs and coffee is for one franc" "Here, in the car?" "Yes, right here, in the car" "I want a cup of tea" "It's out" "Then a cup of coffee" "Your are right, it's so cold, and you'd better have coffee" "Columbia, China" "China, Columbia" "We have arrived" "We both are unmarried" "Look, this is beautiful" "How much do I pay?" "Total of 55 francs, 55 francs" "Okay" "Why not, you also know we've been driving this far" "Yes, I know" "And you had a cup of coffee, right?" "That's all I have" "I am very glad to serve you" "It's my honor" "Ms. Zorca predicts things that interest you, you are guaranteed to be amazed" "Good evening, miss, I think we are starting our dating now" "I think that will do" "Good evening, miss, I think we are starting our dating now" "Great" "Attention, Lyons is on strike" "Unlike before, the strike this time is severe" "If you are heading there, please abandon this risky behavior" "Some strikes is due to incorrect reports on newspapers" "An advice, you'd better stop your car right away and turn back" "It doesn't seem to be the place" "I am Lyon" "Sorry" "I was born in Lyons, the newspapers there did not report taxi drivers correctly" "But I am not from Lyons" "But now you are served by a Lyon" "In addition, me besides you is from Lyons" "Can you be a bit clearer?" "No, madam, I have spoken clear enough" "I have to fight with them here" "Please, madam, forgive me" "Please" "Excuse me, madam" "I am really sorry" "Monsieur, are you hurt?" "No, I am not" "No, I am all right" "No, I can stand up by myself" "I am Lyon, do you know what those newspapers said?" "Please forgive us, madam" "The gate is broken" "We are very sorry" "You will soon be out, we have people coming here to open it" "You know that's no big deal, I am from Lyons and will stay there for 100 years" "We will help you out soon" "Monsieur" "No, monsieur, this is not a problem" "Thank you" "Sorry, monsieur, I apologize to you" "Thank you, you are really kind" "Are you from Lyons?" "No, I am from Gurler" "How did you get stuck here?" "The moment I came here" "But you shouldn't be stuck here, you are only from Gurler" "Come on, let's try" "Come on, try it" "Look" "He is from Gurler, so he's not stuck any more" "Can you help me" "Is this just because I am from Lyons?" "What are you doing?" "What happened?" "I don't wanna say" "Are you having a fever?" "Lyons has a fever" "Monsieur, now you have to keep close with your partner" "Please hold tighter!" "Your hand also" "Bring it back here for contact" "Now monsieur, you are going to lead me" "No" "Okay, let's find a lady to dance with you" "No, I just wanna" "I want to learn some special dances" "Could you speak louder?" "I said, Can I learn some special dances?" "Ah, private lesson" "But it's much more expensive" "Special..." "Good evening, miss, I think we are starting our dating now" "Are you really gonna say that, the lady will get scared" "But that is the only" "Why?" "The monsieur at the agency said that would do it" "Did you go to Bion?" "She always cheats" "Prediction" "Whatever she tells you" "You will believe" "But not me" "Who are you going to see?" "Someone related to pastors" "Not your previous one?" "No" "Because my friends said she's too old" "What did you say?" "It's not even possible to be friends because of age" "Then, I said to her, let's not see each other any more" "You said that you are going to get together with that person in pastor's school?" "Yes, I have also made an appointment with her to dance in a ball on Saturday" "Do you know how to dance now?" "Yes" "With a teacher from pastor's school" "I really don't know how you would talk with a lady you don't know" "It's no big deal" "Naturally" "Naturally" "You know?" "Whomever you talk to you always have some morbid tension" "Did father always talk to you like this?" "You father is just those people who are overly discrete" "Mom, each time we talk about him, you always say the same things" "That's the only way I would judge your father" "He is the kind of person who talks nothing with me" "That is true" "What's the biggest mistake you have made?" "Is this madam beautiful?" "I think it would be my shyness" "But how would you explain the conflict between this and your occupation as a media figure?" "Do you understand?" "We..." "We only hide it behind our conversations" "We are both trying to relax" "This may explain why you are a shy media figure" "Yes, just as I said in the beginning" "You know what?" "She is very suitable to you" "Are you talking about me?" "Michelle Rocar" "Now all your films can be seen on television" "What do you think about this?" "This makes me even more embarrassed" "It would be great if you could marry a woman who can make "Gusgoose"" "I'll just ask her to learn from you" "Why wouldn't you learn to be an accountant?" "I know a nightclub manager who is looking for an accountant" "I don't have any talents in math" "Do you want to be a taxi drive for life just like your father?" "I have no talents in math, and I know nothing about business" "Does every Jew have talents in math?" "Why my son does not" "You said that just because you think wrong" "If so, every Jew ought to have talents in business" "That's right, all Jews have talents in business except for my son" "Then how about your brother, Vonteranbel?" "And Herne, they are both Jews" "Do they have talents in business?" "Not everything is suitable for us" "Mama" "Although they are Jews too" "Every Jew should succeed" "Just like you, and me" "Just like me, and you, what do you mean?" "I mean just like you, a counselor and like me, a taxi driver" "I am no counselor" "I lease deluxe estate" "Right, you are estate secretary, or a deluxe secretary" "And I am a drive of deluxe taxies" "We both serve for luxury" "Why didn't she come?" "I am very sorry Mr. Goldman perhaps she hasn't come yet" "But I am already here, now what shall I do" "Why not talk to someone else" "I do not talking to nobody, I am just looking for her" "Right, this is her" "Do you still remember the sentence I told you to say to her?" "Yes, good evening, miss, I think we are starting our dating now" "Very good, what time is it?" "It's 2 o'clock now, almost, it's very late" "I still have chance" "Then go look for it" "Come on, find someone" "No, I will only wait for her" "Calm down, she is coming" "What happened to her?" "How are you?" "She is quite beautiful" "Yeah, but she didn't come" "She is coming, she is coming" "Be patient" "There are many people today" "However, none of us meet our partners" "Yeah, they should make certain that we see our partners" "But they didn't come" "Next time I'll choose to meet in the office" "That is more private" "Perhaps, you met my partner while I met yours" "That's such a small place How could I have met your partner and you have met mine?" "Did you see a lady like that?" "Sorry" "No, I didn't" "You?" "Did you..." "Steering wheel!" "Don't worry, I can drive with my feet" "I still prefer mine" "Yes, but you should not put photos on the steering wheel" "I will not do that, dear comrade" "Come in" "My mom has slept" "We come over here" "Come on, here" "I will make some coffee" "Decaf" "Excuse me" "Where's the light here?" "Do you like Italian style?" "My mom did it" "Do you have a large family?" "No, just two of us" "Me too" "Please have a seat there" "There?" "Help yourself" "I will make coffee first" "Decaf Right" "Decaf this is decaf" "Real coffee" "Thank you, is it decaf?" "No, this is the one Thank you" "I will find some cakes made by my mom" "Thank you" "How did you finish that one so fast?" "Yean, I was very thirsty" "Were you" "Now I am not that thirsty" "How do you do" "This is my mother" "Mom" "Are you calling me?" "Yeah" "I will introduce to you" "This is...who are you?" "Robert Goldman" "I am a farmer in the pastor's school" "Are you Robert?" "My name is Robert also" "Robert Villiers" "Just like that, Robert and Robert" "Are you awake at this time?" "On this Sunday morning I will Bring you some information, and music" "Robert and Robert, Robert and Robert" "She is very kind, very friendly" "Perhaps she just woke up, probably she slept at 1 or 2 last night" "I am sorry, but that farmer in the pastor's school" "What is that?" "Planting things" "But there is no need to irrigate the plants today" "Someone has irrigated the plants" "Is that what you usually do?" "No" "I don't know why mom is like this today" "The irrigation should be done by farmers" "Is she a very good scholar or perhaps an expert, or both" "Why would you say that?" "Because I have never heard about farmer in pastor's school" "Do you want to eat more mom's cakes?" "Cakes made by mama are for mama" "They are cakes for mama" "Dear, did you make some coffee in the morning" "Just some decaf" "But it's very good" "If so, why did you use it to irrigate" "But doctor..." "Farmer and farmer" "Very silly, right?" "Never seen such a silly band" "Which do you prefer?" "Sporty driving or baby driving" "Which is better" "If you are brave enough" "Sporty driving will give you great satisfaction" "But I still fear death" "Do you fear death?" "Then you fear adventures, nobody fears adventures" "Okay, go learn your baby driving" "But I don't want to die" "Okay, go learn your baby driving" "All right, let's go with sporty one" "Once" "Okay, just once" "Ok, what do you think of my sporty driving?" "I, still prefer trying to learn slowly" "Baby-like driving?" "Yes" "You will regret that" "Alright, I will try baby driving" "But I don't know if I still remember" "When you were driving on the highway" "You accelerated too much, braked all the time, shifted gears a lot, and" "You stopped before you arrived, what did you want to do?" "But I think it's going to snow" "It's still clear" "You didn't follow the route, and lighted no signals" "I am very sorry" "This looks unreasonable" "But mom, I have said more than 10 times He has got it" "But, yes, I will promise, anyhow he's got it" "I will talk to you later, he comes, I'll hang up" "What do you want to have?" "I want something strong" "Annly, a cup of gin martini" "Did he embarrass you?" "It should be her What, her?" "Because it was a madam" "A Madam?" "That is even worse" "Great..." "Let's not waste our time, come on..." "I want you to listen to me" "I want you to listen to me" "My dear Robert" "There are 5747 streets in Paris" "If you wanna drive in Paris as you wish" "I almost forget that today is a huge day" "I will teach you driving taxies" "If you want, I will" "I really think that way?" "Yeah" "Okay, come on, I will tell you" "If you wanna drive as you wish" "Then you have come to the right place" "Every taxi driver in Paris will do it so that they become the greatest taxi drivers in the world" "Do you understand?" "I do" "Right, this is it yes, this is "you"" "I will teach you the knack to deal with these complex routes" "The knack, what is it?" "It's the Eiffel Tower" "If YOU wish to, it is our guide" "It's "you"" "It's "you", I am sorry" "Right, I should talk to you with "you"" "Okay, where were we?" "You just said" "Eiffel Tower is like a guide" "That's right" "Let's go on, all streets in Paris are divided by it, either on north side, south side west side, or east side" "Are YOU talking about this Eiffel Tower?" "It's "you"" "It's "you"..." "It's "you"..." "It's "you" who will drink "your" cup of gin martini" ""you" "you"" "Mama" "Come in, come in" "Listen to me, young man" "Mama, this is Robert I told you about" "Monsieur Madam" "Welcome" "This is mama" "This is very beautiful" "Mama did it all" "Sorry" "Papa" "Monsieur, I am sorry" "No, never mind" "My father's car" "Now I am gonna show you something amazing, come with me" "Madam Monsieur" "No, we will be right back make two martinis for us" "Okay" "May I have something hard" "Hard" "Please make the martini hard" "Ok, I will" "We will be right back" "Yes, yes Come with me..." "My father's car is still working" "It has 300000km on the meter" "Never been repaired" "My first taxi" "Face-lifted" "Do you wanna try?" "No..." "You are my friend, you have to try" "Barshder Central Street" "Is it on the north or south side of Eiffel Tower?" "You don't know that" "Mrs. Goldman please" "The first door on the right Thank you" "Madam, it's here" "Are you Mrs. Goldman?" "I am Mrs. Goldman" "I am mother of Robert Villiers" "You look really noble" "My husband" "Monsieur" "Madam, my son hasn't been back home for two months" "This is the first time ever" "Is this usual, two months" "Your son is earning money by driving taxi day and night" "I only wish, my son can sleep at night as usual and live like a normal person" "What other way do you want him to live?" "I think you can understand" "I can give my son other occupations to do but except for taxi drive" "Private club" "It seems that nobody is here" "Hold on, it couldn't be" "The passenger said that there would be nice shows at this time" "So it shouldn't be empty" "The light is still on, could there be nobody?" "Modpass" "Bell" "Good evening, monsieur" "Come in" "Yes, monsieur" "Madam, good evening" "Good evening, my baby" "Monsieur, are you first time here?" "Yes, monsieur Yes, madam" "Okay, let's go down" "It's gonna be fresh" "Modpass Bell" "How are you?" "Fine" "Excuse me, madam" "The "fresh" you just said, I don't quite understand" "It's just fresh" "Go now" "Be brave" "I think he is a monsieur" "No, madam, she said fresh, she is a madam" "I hope everyone of you could find another half of you when we return from this trip for singles" "Don't you want that?" "Since you have participated" "Why are the ladies on the left, and the gentlemen on the right?" "Don't start this way" "You wanna have a good time" "Come on, I want to see a gentlemen and a lady sitting together" "One gentleman and one lady" "Ladies, stand up, ladies, please stand up" "And you, gentlemen" "Come on, stand up and exchange" "Come on, ladies, find your partners" "Be more serious" "Come on, everyone search seriously" "You choose your neighbor seat for yourself" "Gentlemen, you've got to invite ladies" "Mr. Goldman and Mr. Villiers" "Come on over and choose your partners, don't waste your expenses" "A gentleman sits with a lady" "When we return you will become real couples" "Ladies, hurry up" "Just like that, did we choose our partners?" "I am glad one gentleman has already matched with one lady" "Let's expect our return, let's expect" "Ms. Marnie, hurry up" "Monsieur, very good, sit down" "Come on, Mr. Goldman, why are you so slow?" "Come here" "Monsieur, but we" "Mr. Villiers, you've got to be fast" "Come on, find your partner" "One gentleman and one lady" "Don't wait till we leave Paris" "There are no seats" "There are, take a look, Mr. Villiers" "This is great, we are leaving Paris" "I hope you don't finish before the return One gentleman and one lady" "One gentleman and one lady You will know each other" "You will be confident of yourself and stay with others" "You need to know your partner" "With the one sitting besides you, with the beautiful young lady besides you" "Be tender, gentlemen" "Finally, wish you a pleasant trip" "Enjoy the enchanting sunshine when we are steering on the Waterloo highway" "Listen to me, this is too hard" "Is everybody okay?" "Please speak louder" "Which army do you serve for?" "Logistics unit" "But this is not the symbol of logistics unit" "No, just for its good looks" "I know" "I am Jew" "It's strange, you don't look like one at all" "Perhaps I don't have an accent" "Excuse me, madam" "Could you look at it for me also?" "No, madam..." "You are disturbing us this way" "I can only say that" "You are gonna fail What?" "You are gonna fail What did "YOU" say?" "It's "you"" "It's "you", sorry" "Do you enjoy the trip we arranged for you?" "I've got to say that this is a trip producing couples" "Right, gentlemen" "Okay, we have arranged everything tonight" "You are going to stay in Waterloo for one night" "Waterloo, great holy land" "But I wish you gentlemen and ladies" "Waterloo is going to be your wonderful memories in the future" "I am going to pleasantly ask you to try to forget who you are" "On the way, to the person you like, show show your best side" "Leave your shyness alone" "Believe me you won't be wrong" "In the following 48 hours" "You will do something you've never dared to" "How about a Belgian joke" "It's something about Belgian history" "Who wrote "Noble Belgian"?" "Mr. Villiers, what's your answer" "It's Stor" "Ancegir Stor" "Okay, he doesn't understand" "You wanna know why?" "All Belgian" "All Belgian knows the king, their king" "Why are they willing to hear this?" "Mr. Goldman" "Do you not know?" "Because they are willing to hear stories about Belgium" "Go on" "Louder" "Okay, let's find another one" "Don't be like that" "Really a pair, come on..." "If you happen to be British" "The battle of Waterloo is a magnificent victory" "Napoleon was not only an emperor, he was a king" "A king in the art of warfare" "And yet we defeated him" "(German)" "(German)" "(German)" "(German)" "(German)" "(German)" "(German)" "I'm gonna tell you why Waterloo is not a defeat but a victory of France" "That actor playing Napoleon is really good" "Very natural" "Yes" "There" "That actor is acting better and better" "Listen" "If you stay together this way you will be staying together always" "What do you mean?" "You should take this opportunity to know people" "Isn't this a person I got to know" "Soldiers, I am very glad" "I am really very glad for you" "I will award you" "You are the last the get them" "It will give you happiness" "What I invented is a kind of key" "Happiness Key" "Luckiness key" "I believe this is going to be history" "Okay, this is the list and keys" "Everyone will be put into pairs, and pairs" "No. 50, Ms. Zorca you are the first" "Don't be too thrilled, Ms. Zorca" "Who is going to be No. 51?" "Ms. Zorca" "That is Mr. Julie" "Don't feel odd, you will be getting along soon" "Great, Mr. Julie Great, Ms. Zorca" "No. 30 is our Mr. Ali Salem" "It's me You are lucky, that's great" "I am Jew Yes, Jew" "Who is No. 31, it's Alleat, it's just Alleat alongside" "Okay, No. 8" "is Mr. Blur, you are No. 8" "Great, I am gonna congratulate you and say that's so great" "Who is going to be No. 9?" "Think" "It's Ms. Juoh, yes" "Who is gonna be with No. 13 Mr. Michelle?" "It's Ms. Joseph, congratulations" "Perfect" "Now it's No. 26, Ms. Grey" "Who is No. 27, Ms. Grey" "Look, No. 27 is on the right side" "No. 27 is Mr. Goldman" "It's just Mr. Goldman" "Bravo, Mr. Goldman, bravo" "No, I said don't touch me" "Okay, sorry, who is No. 18?" "It's Ms. Parie" "If you don't mind, please hand me your beautiful hand" "A Napoleon kiss to you, make it history" "Thank you, who is going to spend the night with Napoleon's young lady?" "A minute of craziness, a minute of calmness, a minute of passion" "Who is gonna enjoy this?" "It's our Mr. Villiers" "Our Mr. Villiers will spend the night with you" "If we take over this business, I don't even know what you are gonna be!" "Even if it's making money I can't accept it" "Is there anything more important than happiness" "But we can make money..." "Forget about money, what's in your mind other than money?" "You bastard" "Okay, otherwise you get out of here" "You bastard" "Me bastard?" "Say that again!" "How is here?" "If you wish, come in and have a look for yourself" "You know, I don't know what to do" "The lady Mr. Millet introduced she is really no good" "No, I don't know what to do either, mine has not come yet" "Yes, she will come, you need to be braver" "No, how is that possible" "You've chatted enough, Mr. Goldman, come here" "Let's go" "You must be brave, Robert" "I said don't touch me" "What are you waiting for, your lady is in room 30, the second door over there" "Do you know that, hurry up" "Mr. Millet, what is the number?" "30" "Thank you, 30" "30" "Miss" "It's right here, he has been waiting" "He is very tender" "I am very sorry, I am really tired, I don't wanna" "I don't wanna come" "Come on, get inside and find your happiness" "Okay" "Here, and here" "Mr. Goldman" "Mr. Goldman" "I am getting angry, Mr. Goldman" "You should be in this room 30" "What are you doing?" "Yes" "Knock" "Be brave!" "Mr. Goldman" "Okay No" "Yes" "Good evening" "Good evening, I think we are starting our dating now" "Yeah" "I am sorry, madam, but..." "This is not possible, it's all because of me" "We are of different generations" "I am already old" "But there is still one year, it's far way" "We are soon returning to Paris" "At the end of this trip, I am going to tell everyone a piece of good news" "Happy news" "The major success of our weekend trip for singles is our Ali Salem" "Yeah, it's me" "He is going to marry our Alleat Bolia" "They are going to be married" "Everyone is welcome to our marriage" "Sure, we are just like a big family" "Let's congratulate them" "Bravo!" "They seems to have big problems" "Why?" "Because he looks sick, that's why I said that" "What sickness?" "Just sickness" "Only the couple besides us succeeded" "I still wish most were be of higher quality it would be easier to organize that way" "Robert" "Robert" "Look at this" "What is this?" "I transcribed it" "Listen" "List of all kinds of people" "Very ugly, very beautiful and acquired, very rich, very poor and very famous will all attract females" "Why are you showing me this?" "Because each time I got frustrated" "I would look at this, at then I feel better" "I feel that this trip was also a frustration to me" "And I am having a look because of that" "Try it" "Right, I am feeling much better" "Even if so, we still have chances" "Right..." "You, especially you, look here" "This, and this" "You have all these qualities" "I mean this one" "Make people happy" "Make people laugh" "But you should know this is not your only quality" "Here, look here, both Salem and you have it" "No, here, very accurate" "Very accommodating" "No, he isn't..." "He is not white, not handsome" "He only has some sense of sunshine, but that's enough to be successful" "Also, he is Jew" "And you?" "Comparing with him, are you gonna be worse?" "You have very good qualifications" "Okay, now you can smile" "Smile" "Come on, smile, Robert" "Why don't you smile?" "We are going to have a wonderful life, Robert" "Thank you" "Thank you very much" "You are my family" "I have to thank Mr. Goldman for our good wine" "I have to thank Mr. Villiers for our delicious cakes" "Bravo, bravo" "I have to thank my wife for the wine especially made for me" "Why did they write "Noble Belgian"?" "Make your speech layered" "Yes, thank you" "Why did they write "Noble Belgian"?" "No, I know I am really bad" "Okay, probably I will tell another joke of Mr. Millet" "May I?" "Sure, sure" "This was also told on the bus" "Why all the Belgian will be happy" "When they hear that, the King Allebell" "Is it Allebell?" "It's up to you, hear that the king up to you" "It is because this is absolutely a Belgian story" "Bravo, bravo" "Now it's your turn, Mr. Villiers, sing a song" "Sing a song, sing a song" "Sing a song, sing a song" "Sing a song, sing a song" "Mr. Villiers, sing a song, sing a song" "Sing a song, Mr. Villiers, sing a song" "Okay, you know, I can not sing any songs and I don't know what story to tell" "I'll do an impression" "Impression of somebody" "Excuse me, monsieur" "I feel sorry for you...sorry for you" "I apologize to you" "No, I say to you never mind" "I'm gonna tell you this...because..." "Yes" "Do you wanna some Chinese tea?" "It's me, this" "Could you speak a bit louder, monsieur" "What do you like?" "I came here, because I am single" "Yes, could you be a little clearer" "I mean..." "I wan to have two together" "Okay, I bring the photo, I have the photo" "Right, this is the lady the computer chose for you" "But she seems not beautiful" "Mr. Villiers" "You shouldn't allow photos chosen by people to interfere with those chosen by the computer" "Okay, are there any differences?" "The only difference is price" "In particular, Mr. Villiers, don't forget" "Choosing a person to marry, is choosing a person to be friends" "Just make sure she is a human being" "Bravo..." "Villiers, Villiers..." "Viva, viva, viva" "Viva, viva, viva" "Viva, viva, viva" "Hello, monsieur" "I feel sorry for you...sorry for you en?" "I said I feel sorry for you...sorry for you" "Could you speak a bit louder, monsieur" "But she is a little askant" "No, she is not askant any more" "I have to tell you, could Ms. Zorca be wrong" "I mean, did you follow what I have said" "Everybody makes mistakes, nobody makes no mistakes" "This is Waterloo" "When was your success started?" "I would have to say from the performance in the wedding" "Were you married?" "No, it's one of my friends Ali's wedding" "If there were no wedding at that time you won't discover your talents in impression" "Listen to me, in fact I often try to imitate" "I just think these not only belong to myself" "I just recall the behavior and language of friends and then I exaggerate them a bit" "In you life, how do you differ foolishness from humor?" "I'd say it's the perception of circumstances" "Exactly, for what reason did you make so much money?" "For what I have today I have to thank the gentleman smoking cigar over there" "I don't think this gentle would want to say anything" "Is he your manager?" "Yes, madam" "It's him who inspired me and all this" "Yes, monsieur" "Okay, let me go back to the questions for you" "In your life, what is the most important?" "Madam, madam, this question is hard to answer" "Well, there are many things" "No, I still prefer some other questions" "If you can" "Okay, all right, I'll forget this question" "What's your next skit?" "Wind of Bellman" "Is your Wind of Bellman on stage?" "No, I..." "No?" "I have prepared what I want" "You wouldn't mind having lunch with me together, would you" "No, I've got to thank you" "How about a tomato Thank you" "Why are you always silent?" "I don't want to speak much while eating" "No, it is because of being together with a lady" "It's not" "Especially with such a beautiful lady like you" "Thank you" "What kind of lady are you waiting for?" "No, you don't need a lady?" "Certainly yes" "Do you have many?" "Yes, I have many now" "Would I make you happy?" "Give me some response" "I will have response, but..." "You don't dislike me, do you" "Yes" "Waiter, remove these, and bring some coffee" "Coffee?" "Two espresso" "Two espresso" "Yeah, just coffee" "Black coffee Two coffee" "Two cafe, two" "(Italian)" "Do you not want a cigar?" "Cigar, sure, but not too strong" "Waiter, bring a cigar to us" "Here is beautiful" "I always wanted to decorate home like this" "Especially my dining room, I don't have a dining room till now" "Do you want a barroom at home?" "This is not necessary, but I am not opposed to it" "Thank you" "I have made up my mind" "Ms. Agathe you want to marry Mr. Robert" "In this sacred church" "Very sorry, we are late" "But there was something wrong with the car" "Robert, Robert" "This taxi, is the wedding gift for you" "Mama" "And mama" "Papa" "Substitute" "Substitute papa" "Hat" "Hat?" "Sorry" "No, why" "Ms. Agathe you want to marry Mr. Robert" "In this sacred church" "Yes" "And you, Robert" "Do you want to marry Ms. Agathe as your wife, in this sacred church" "Yes" "Hello" "Hello" "It must be for you" "It's the doorbell" "At 6 o'clock in the morning?" "I said it's the doorbell" "Okay, I will have a look" "I will go have a check" "Is this necessary?" "For safety, it's necessary" "It's you" "Come in" "What happened?" "Agathe went with a painter" "So what?" "She went to learn painting" "Did you just wake up?" "No" "Come in" "Come" "Do you wanna go to the bathroom?" "A painter?" "Hold it, don't catch a cold" "Okay, thanks" "Have you been like this for long?" "You, listen, I am explaining this to you tonight" "I thought this over at home" "What?" "You are going to be an actor" "And I will help you plan" "I can foresee, I foresee that" "But what do you foresee?" "You are going to be very famous" "I can foresee that" "I can foresee nothing" "I will explain this to you" "Now I will sing "A Man and a Woman"" "Actually I will sing with my husband "A Man and a Woman"" "My husband will start" "Do you dance?" "Yes" "Very good" "Good evening, miss, I think we are starting our dating now" "Why not?" "I apologize for the farmer from pastor's school last time" "I also apologize for the cakes at that time" "I guess it wouldn't be too late for me to apply to your search service" "Mrs. Goldman" "It's not a problem no matter how old you are" "I don't know" "I don't know" "I dreamed of that" "This is easier to keep balance" "Go back, you won!" "Did you hear that, Mr. Millet" "Mr. Gurdatis said he won" "Thank you, Mr. Gurdatis"