"Max:" "INAWORLDWHERE THEMESSENGERSOF TRUTH," "THECOURIERSOF JUSTICE, BRAVELYGOFORTH" "TOCOMPLETETHEIR APPOINTEDROUTES..." "[COMPUTER VOICE SPEAKING]" "ONELONEHEROSTANDSOUT AMONGTHEREST." "Max:" "ONEFEARLESSRIDER HASTHEFORTITUDE" "TODELIVERTHEGOODS." "TOSTANDUP TO THEFORCES OFDARKNESS," "THELEGIONSOF DOOM, THEARMIESOF OPPRESSION," "ANDTHEEVIL ICECREAMMAN." "PAPERBOY." "[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]" "IceCreamMan:" "WELCOME TOTHEICEAGE ,PAPERBOY!" "[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]" "IceCreamMan:" "♪I SCREAM,YOUSCREAM♪" "WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!" "OH,NUTS!" "IFORGOT THESPRINKLES!" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "HEY, MAX." "OHH!" "HMM!" "A TONY HAWK SUNDAE!" "HA HA HA HA HA HA!" "OH, THAT ICE CREAM MAN SURE IS EVIL." "[HORNS BLARE]" "[HORN HONKS]" "HA HA HA HA HA HA!" "[BRAKES SQUEAL]" "[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY, HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]" "HUH!" "HUH!" "HAH!" "[KUNG FU MOVIE STYLE] I WILL DEFEAT YOU" "WITH MY COMPLICATED FIGHTING MOVE." "WE SHALL SEE WHOSE KUNG FU IS SUPERIOR." "HYAH!" "[MAKING KUNG FU FIGHTING SOUNDS]" "YAH!" "OHH." "YAH!" "PAPERBOY POWER!" "AAH!" "[THUD]" "HA." "IceCreamMan:" "DIDN'THURT!" "YOUCANRUN,BUT YOU  CAN'THIDE,PAPERBOY!" "♪EVERYWHERE♪" "♪GONNADO EVERYTHING♪" "♪GONNADO MY BEST TOREACHYOURSKY ♪" "♪' CAUSEI DON'TCARE♪" "WHOO-HOO!" "HUH?" "[TIRES SQUEALING]" "YEAH!" "PAPER?" "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?" "I, UH, STOPPED FOR SOME ICE CREAM." "[TIRES SQUEALING]" "Both:" "AAH!" "[BEEPING] GET OUT OF BED, JABRODIE." "GETOUTOF BED, JABRODIE." "GET OUT OF BED--OW!" "HEH." "Max:" "OK,IDREAMEDIT." "SOMAYBEMY LIFEREALLY ISN'TLIKETHAT." "ANDMAYBEI'MNOT  THECOOLESTKIDEVER." "BUTTODAYWASTHE FIRSTDAY OFJUNIORHIGH," "ANDI WASSURETHATTHINGS WEREGONNABE DIFFERENT." "YA-HA-HA!" "IHADANEW LOOK." "IWASABALLER, ASHOT-CALLER." "IWASAPLAYER WITHPHATATTITUDE." "OR,ASILIKETOCALLIT..." "PHAT-ITUDE." "HI, MOM." "IT'SFINISHED." "THEHOUSEIS PERFECT." "JUST AS I'D ALWAYS PICTURED IT." "BUT LET'S KEEP THAT BETWEEN YOU AND ME, OK?" "Max:" "MEETMY MOM." "SHE'SBEENPUTTING THE" FINISHINGTOUCHES"" "ONOURHOUSE FOR,LIKE,6YEARS." "YOUCOULDSAY SHE'SA BITOBSESSED." "THIS IS MY HOUSE." "MY KITCHEN!" "MINE!" "MORNING." "Max:" "THISIS MY DAD." "HEWORKSIN ADVERTISING." "HISBOSS,MR.FOGE," "MAKESHIMWEARGOOFY COSTUMESSOMETIMES." "LUCKILY,HE'SGOTUS FORSUPPORT." "WHAT IS THAT?" "HEH." "I'M, UH, LIEUTENANT LOBSTER." "FOR THE LOBSTER SHACK PITCH TODAY?" "DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO WEAR THAT?" "LILY, COME ON." "FOGE HAS GOT A DOZEN JUNIOR AD EXECS" "LINED UP BEHIND ME" "WHO'D BE HAPPY TO BE LIEUTENANT LOBSTER." "FOGED AGAIN." "Don:" "BUTJUST FORTHISPITCH." "Max:" "IBETTERBE OFF." "Lily:" "OFFTOJUNIORHIGH," "MY LITTLE SOLDIER ALL GROWN UP." "MM." "GOODLUCK,HONEY." "Max:" "THANKS,MOM." "DON'TBREAKANYTHING." "OK,MOM." "Don:" "HEY,MAX?" "YOUWANTARIDE?" "UM..." "THAT'S OK." "I'M GONNA TAKE THE BUS." "YEAH, THE BUS." "RIGHT." "Max:" "YOUKNOWTHATKID EVERYONETHINKSIS WEIRD," "BUTHEDOESN'TCARE WHATEVERYONETHINKS?" "THISISHIM." "HE'SMYBESTFRIEND." "HISNAME'SROBERT,BUT WE CALLHIMROBE." "GUESSWHY?" "HEY, YOU GUYS!" "Max:" "THISIS MY OTHERBEST FRIEND." "HERNAME'SMEGAN." "SHENEVERGOESANYWHERE WITHOUTHERCLARINET..." "AAH!" "[THUD] OH!" "[LAUGHTER]" "Max:" "EVENWHENSHE  TAKESA TRIP." "YOU OK?" "YEAH, I'M TOUGH LIKE A TANK." "YEAH, THE SEPTIC TANK." "[LAUGHS]" "SAYS THE FREAK IN THE ROBE" "THAT SMELLS LIKE DIAPERS." "[MOCKING]" "MAX, WHERE'S YOUR BASSOON?" "UM..." "MY BASSOON..." "I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA TAKE BAND TOGETHER." "I'VE BEEN THINKING." "IT'S JUNIOR HIGH." "IS BAND STILL COOL?" "COOL?" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "SINCEWHENHAVE WEBEENCOOL?" "ALLI 'MSAYIN'IS ," "LET'STRY TOACTCOOL." "SWEET!" "A CAN." "BLECH!" "EWW!" "♪TODAY♪" "♪I CHANGED♪" "♪BUTTOOLATE♪" "♪' CAUSEEVERYTOWN FEELSTHESAME♪" "♪I 'MDIFFERENT♪" "♪ANDYOU'REDISTANT♪" "♪ADDIT UP ANDITMAKES NODIFFERENCE♪" "FOR THE YEARBOOK." "HOW'S THIS? "SHEEP ARRIVE FOR SLAUGHTER"?" "Kid:" "NO,NO ,NO !" "PLEASE!" "PLEASE!" "DON'T MAKE ME GO!" "I DON'T WANNA GO!" "I DON'T WANNA GO!" "DOES HE KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T?" "Jindraike:" "HERETHEYCOME." "WITH THEIR PIMPLES AND THEIR BRACES" "AND THEIR RICKETS AND THEIR LICE." "THEIR SNOT-NOSED, BAGGY-PANTSED," "HIGH-PITCHED, SQUEALINGVOICES." "AND YET, EACH ONE A RUNG" "ON THE LADDER OF MY SUCCESS." "A LADDER THAT ENDS IN A VAST NEON SIGN" "THAT STRETCHES ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY." "Mrs.Rangoon:" "PRINCIPALJINDRAIKE?" "THESE CAME FROM YOUR REAL-ESTATE AGENT." "THE SIGN, MRS. RANGOON." "WHAT DOES IT SAY?" ""SUPERINTENDENT JINDRAIKE."" "THESIGN ONMYOFFICEDOOR." "THAT'SWHAT ITSHOULDSAY." "SOUNDSSOMUCHBETTER" "THAN "SUPERINTENDENT KNEBWORTH."" "IT'S CLASSIER, TOO." "WHEN KNEBWORTH SEES WHAT I'VE DONE HERE" "IN HIS HONOR, THE OLD DINOSAUR" "IS SURE TO MAKE ME HIS SUCCESSOR." "BUT, FIRST THINGS FIRST, MRS. RANGOON." "SET UP THE VIDEO BROADCAST MACHINE DEVICE." "[SPRAYS]" "I WANT TO ADDRESS THE ACNE-STRAFED MASSES." "OOH--AAH!" "[CLATTER]" "OW!" "CURTIS JUNIOR HIGH HAS A LONG" "AND FASCINATING HISTORY OF COLORFUL BULLIES." "YOU'RE LYING." "AMI ?" "IN 1985, TOMATO-FACE CALLAHAN." "HE'D WALK RIGHT UP TO YOU" "AND SHOVE A TOMATO IN YOUR FACE." "[GASPS]" "Photographer:1991, WEDGIEJACKSON." "HE INVENTED THE WORLD WIDE WEDGE." "[GASPS]" "Photographer:" "WHICH BRINGSUSTO THISYEAR." "Both:" "TROY McGINTY." "[GASPS]" "Boy:" "WORDIS , HE'SGONNAPOUND" "ONA DIFFERENTKID EVERYDAY." "ANDHE'SDEVISED HISOWNSPECIALWY" "OFLETTING THEWORLDKNOW" "WHOHE'S COMINGAFTER." "[CROWD GASPS]" "Crowd:" "MAXKEEBLE?" "HERE." "Teacher:" "ALLRIGHT." "JULIUSKLINGHOFFER." "HERE." "ALL RIGHT." "LIL'--LIL' ROMEO?" "YO, WHUZZUP?" "I'M OVER HERE, WO DAT." "OK." "LIL' ROMEO'S IN THE HOUSE." "I'M DOWN WITH THAT." "TINA MICHAELS?" "JindraikeonTV :" "ANDNOW..." "THIS IS PRINCIPAL JINDRAIKE." "ALL STUDENTS WILL REPORT TO THE ASSEMBLY HALL" "DURING THIRD PERIOD FOR A SPECIAL PRESENTATION." "ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY." "ALL MUST ATTEND." "NOT ATTENDING IS PROHIBITED." "THAT IS ALL." "THANK YOU." "YES!" "THE REVIEWS ARE IN." "HAA!" "JINDRAIKE, 2 THUMBS UP." "[LAUGHTER]" "Jindraike:" "I LAUGHED, I CRIED." "THE MAN'S A GENIUS." "Mrs.Rangoon:" "PRINCIPALJINDRAIKE!" "WHAT IS IT NOW, RANGOON?" "THE RED LIGHT'S STILL ON." "I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT." "[LAUGHING]" "Boy:" "DIDN'TEVENNOTICE!" "GOOD MORNING." "I'M MS. DINGMAN, AND WELCOME TO LIFE SCIENCE." "[WHIMPERS]" "YOU OK?" "I CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS." "[GULP] ...LIKE THIS." "PHEROMONES." "NATURE'S DATING SERVICE." "ODORLESS, COLORLESS." "IT'S HOW MANY SPECIES ATTRACT MATES." "A CHEMICAL PROCESS WHICH CAUSES" "AN IRRESISTIBLE ATTRACTION..." "[STUDENTS GASP]" "IN THE..." "AHEM..." "OPPOSITE SEX." "[GULP]" "ALLOWME TODEMONSTRATE." "WOULD SOMEONE LIKE" "TO OPEN THE WINDOW FOR ME, PLEASE?" "Boys:" "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "YOUINTHE..." "ROBE." "Boys:" "AW." "[BRACK]" "[BRACK]" "Boy:" "WOW, THAT'SCOOL!" "Ms.Dingman:" "YOUSEE?" "IRRESISTIBLE." "[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]" "[BRITNEY SPEARS' ..." "BABY, ONEMORETIMEPLAYING]" "♪OH,BABY,BABY♪" "♪EH,EH ♪" "[MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS]" "ARE YOU OK?" "YEAH!" "YEAH." "I'M FINE." "YOU LOOK KIND OF FAMILIAR." "I DELIVER YOUR PAPER." "UM, I'M MAX, JENNA." "OH, YEAH." "SO, YOU GO TO SCHOOL HERE NOW?" "YOU PLAY TH-THE CLARINET." "FIRST CHAIR." "I'M IN BAND, TOO." "I PLAY THE BASSOON." "HMM." "WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER." "I'LL SEE YOU, UH, BASSOON." "SEE YOU BASSOON?" "ECCH!" "STUPID!" "MAX KEEBLE." "TROY!" "TROY McGINTY, HOW ARE YA?" "FIRST VICTIM OF THE YEAR THERE, BUDDY." "IT'S A BIG HONOR." "Max:" "YOUKNOWTHEGUY" "YOUUSEDTO HANGOUT WITH WHENYOUWERELITTLE," "BUTASYOUGOT OLDERYOUWENT INOPPOSITEDIRECTIONS?" "WELL,TROYMcGINTY WASN'TALWAYSABULLY." "IREMEMBERWHENHECAME  TOMYFOURTHBIRTHDAY." "THETHEMEWAS MacGOOGLESTHEFROG." "MacGoogles the Frog:" "♪MacGOOGLESIS ME NAME♪" "♪I LIKEASWAMPYBOG♪" "♪IT'STIME TOPLAYAGAME♪" "♪WITHYOURFAVORITE HIGHLANDFROG♪" "I DON'T LIKE MacGOOGLE!" "HE'SNOTREAL,TROY." "HE'SJUST ATVCHARACTER." "IS THERE A WEE LITTLE LADDIE" "HAVIN' HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY?" "MacGOOGLE!" "HE'S TRYING TO EAT ME!" "SCAREDY-CAT, SCAREDY-CAT..." "TROY, IT'S ME, MR. KEEBLE." "MacGOOGLES ATE MAX'S DADDY!" "AAH!" "Max:" "TROYHADGROWN ALOTSINCETHEN." "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]" "WHERE'S MAX?" "I DON'T KNOW." "WASN'T IT YOUR TURN TO WATCH HIM?" "Troy:" "WELCOMETO  COOKINGWITHTROY." "FIRST, WHAT YOU WANNA DO IS" "DIP YOUR LITTLE PIECE OF CHICKEN" "IN A NICE, THICK BATTER." "NO." "TROY, NO!" "HOLD IT!" "STOP!" "OK, WE'RE SET." "YAH!" "NO!" "TROY!" "AAH!" "Troy:" "NOW WHAT YOU WANNA DO IS" "ROLL YOUR PIECE OF DEAD MEAT" "IN SOME BREAD CRUMBS." "PERFECT." "AND NOW THAT THAT'S DONE," "OUR BIRD SHOULD BE READY TO GO IN." "AAH!" "Max:" "OH,GROSS!" "ECCH!" "HOPE YOU LIKE LASAGNA." "SETTLE DOWN." "[TALKING CONTINUES]" "CEASE!" "[TALKING STOPS]" "THIS THURSDAY, SUPERINTENDENT KNEBWORTH" "WILL BE HERE TO INSPECT THE SCHOOL." "ANDSOIAMUPGRADING MYPOLICYOF ZEROTOLERANCE" "TO ONE OF..." "SUB-ZERO TOLERANCE." "WHICHIS..." "MORE THAN ZERO." "[LAUGHING]" "CEASE!" "[LAUGHING STOPS]" "AND NOW, WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO," "WHAT'S THAT I HEAR?" "[BAND MUSIC PLAYING]" "THE PITTER-PATTER OF LITTLE FEET?" "ALLOWMETO INTRODUCE TOYOUTHENEWESTADDITION" "TO THE CURTIS JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL COTTONTAILS-- 3 FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENTS FROM EASTERN EUROPE," "AND THEIR NAMES ARE..." "UNIMPORTANT, BECAUSE THEY'RE HERE" "TO LEAD US TO GRIDIRON GLORY." "WHY, ALL THEY NEED IS A PLACE TO PLAY." "STUDENTS, I GIVE YOU..." "YOUR NEW FOOTBALL STADIUM." "[CHEERING]" "OOH-YAH!" "HA!" "[CHEERING STOPS]" "[SQUISHING FOOTSTEPS]" "[DOOR CLOSES]" "Crowd:" "EWW!" "YOU, THERE!" "LITTLE BOY!" "PRANKSTER!" "[LAUGHS]" "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" "UH, MAX KEEBLE." "I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU, MAX KEEBLE." "YOU'REONMY LIST." "IT WASN'T MY-- SIT!" "HEH HEH HEH." "THIS IS A BAD JUNIOR HIGH." "I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT McGINTY DID TO YOU." "MR. JINDRAIKE SAYS IF SOMEONE TRIES" "TO START A FIGHT WITH YOU," "YOU KNOW, JUST IGNORE 'EM." "EW!" "ROBE!" "EW." "Megan:" "MAX,YOU CAN'TGOTHROUGH" "THE REST OF THE DAY LIKE THAT." "I DON'T PLAN ON IT." "WHERE'S HE GOING?" "HOW GREAT." "♪HEYBABY♪ ♪HEYBABY♪" "♪YEAHBABY♪ ♪YEAHBABY♪" "♪HEYBABY♪" "COOL." "HEY, MAN, YOU GOT ANY SPARE AIR?" "♪YEAHBABY♪" "♪YEAHBABY♪" "WHOO!" "HE CALLS HIS VICTIMS "INVESTORS"?" "HE'S GOT ALL THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY," "AND HE'S LOOKING TO MAKE A KILLING" "IN THE STOCK MARKET." "M-M-M-M-M-M-M- MARCHING CALL." "♪YOUKNOWAFELLA'S GOODFORTHEMOOLA♪" "Max:" "THISGUY,DOBBS,WAS ONCEA STOCK-MARKETWHIZKID ." "BYAGE10 ,HE WAS AMILLIONAIRE." "12:15." "MEETING WITH KEEBLE." "KEEBLE." "Max:" "BYAGE12,  HE'DLOSTIT ALL." "NOWHE'SOBSESSED WITHGETTINGIT BACK," "ONEKIDAT ATIME." "Dobbs:" "KEEBLE!" "CAUGHT YOUR ACT IN THE ASSEMBLY." "LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN USE SOME HELP" "WITHMANAGING YOURPORTFOLIO." "Max:" "HEY,THAT'S MYLUNCHMONEY!" "AND YOU HAVE IT ALL IN CASH." "KID, LET ME HOLD THIS FOR A WHILE" "AND I'LL SET YOU UP WITH A NICE MUTUAL FUND." "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" "HE'S TAKING MAX'S LU" "[DOBBS GROWLS]" "[TIMIDLY] LUNCH MONEY." "IS THIS TRUE, MR. DOBBS?" "NO." "I'M JUST, UH, SPREADING SOME INVESTMENT WISDOM." "SPEAKINGOFWHICH," "HOWDIDVIAMWORKSYSTEMS WORKOUTFORYOU ?" "HEH HEH." "BEST MONEY I EVER SPENT." "BY THE WAY," "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HANDSPRING?" "HANDSPRING?" "IT'S MOVIN' TODAY." "I'D SAY BUY." "THANKS." "NO PROB." "UH..." "DON'T MISS ME." "HA!" "'SCUSE ME!" "ANYBODY WANT MY CARROTS?" "WHAT?" "KEEBLE!" "YOU MAY BE UNDER THE IMPRESSION" "THAT I ENCOURAGE HORSEPLAY AND MALARKEY." "I DON'T ENCOURAGE IT." "I EXCOURAGE IT." "EXCOURAGE?" "IT MEANS THE OPPOSITE OF ENCOURAGE." "LOOK IT UP." "Ms.Dingman:" "ELLIOT!" "AND SO, YOUNG MAN, REMEMBER," ""STUDY" RHYMES WITH "BUDDY." SCRAM." "HEY." "HEY!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "I THOUGHT YOU SAID BAND WASN'T COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU." "YEAH, BUT I-I THOUGHT IT OVER," "AND I'VE DECIDED THAT BAND IS PRETTY, UM..." "[BRITNEY SPEARS' ..." "BABY, ONEMORETIMEPLAYING]" "HOT." "Jenna:" "EXCUSEME." "WHAT?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING SITTING IN MY SEAT?" "DOES IT SAY YOUR NAME ON IT OR SOMETHING?" "YES." "SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND, SHOO-SHOO." "LET'S GO." "CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?" "HI, JENNA." "HEY." "WELCOME, EVERYONE." "[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]" "SETTLE, PLEASE." "I SHOULD TELL YOU RIGHT AWAY" "YOU'LL NOTICE THAT WE ARE A BIT CRAMPED IN HERE," "THANKS TO SOME TEMPORARY STORAGE FOISTED ON US" "BY SOMEONE WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO APPRECIATION" "OF WHAT WE DO IN HERE." "NOW,IFYOU'LLGO TOTHEBEGINNING" "♪FORASECONDNOBODY'S LOOKIN'BACKAT ME ♪" "♪I NEVEREVENNOTICE WHERETHEYGO ♪" "♪THESUNISSHINING DOWNAND♪" "♪THERE'SNO ONEELSE AROUNDNOW♪" "♪WISHYOUWEREHERE  TOHEARME SAY♪" "♪THISIS GONNABE♪" "♪MYGREATESTDAY ♪" "♪HOWFARWOULDIGO♪" "♪JUSTTO HEAR EVERYBODYSAY♪" "[HORN HONKS]" "[BRAKES SQUEALING] [GLASS BREAKING]" "♪THISIS GONNABE♪" "♪MYGREATESTDAY ♪" "♪MYGREATESTDAY ♪" "♪MYGREATESTDAY ♪" "HEY, TAD." "DID YOU MISS ME?" "Max:" "THISIS TAD." "HETOTALLYRULES THEANIMALSHELTER." "IHELPEDNURSEHIM WHEN HEWASABABYCHIMP," "ANDWE'VEBEENBUDS EVERSINCE." "[KISSES]" "HEY, MAX!" "Max:" "HI,MARLEY." "WHAT'SUP?" "HEY, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR" "AND FEED THE GOAT?" "SURE." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "DIDN'T YOU HEAR?" "WE'RE CLOSING DOWN." "SOMECREEPBOUGHT UPTHEPROPERTY" "ANDCANCELED OURLEASE." "WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THE ANIMALS?" "WE'RE DOIN' THE BEST WE CAN" "TO FIND HOMES FOR ALL OF 'EM," "BUT WE ONLY GOT UNTIL THE END" "OF THE WEEK." "IT'SMESSEDUP , IKNOW." "IT'S REAL MESSED UP." "[MAA]" "Max:" "I COULDN'T BELIEVEIT." "SOMETHINGHADTO BE DONE, BUTWHAT?" "ITHOUGHTMAYBEMYPARENTS MIGHTHAVEAN IDEA." "THEYDID." "WE'RE MOVING?" "!" "YEAH." "FOGE WANTS ME TO HEAD UP THE NEW DIVISION." "I-I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS." "WHEN?" "FRIDAY." "THIS FRIDAY?" "MAN, THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR!" "I MEAN, MY-- MY LIFE IS HERE," "MY--MY FRIENDS ARE HERE." "Don:" "YEAH, WEKNOWTHAT,MAX ." "BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA MAKE PLENTY" "OF NEW FRIENDS IN CHICAGO." "CH-CHICAGO?" "!" "[SPUTTERS]" "THIS WAS GONNA BE MY YEAR." "HERE." "Lily:" "SWEETIE," "WEKNOWTHISIS HARDONYOU." "IT'S HARD ON ALL OF US." "WELL, THEN I HAVE A GREAT, GREAT IDEA." "LET'S NOT GO." "FOGE IS MY BOSS." "HE'S COUNTING ON ME." "CAN'T YOU JUST SAY NO?" "NO." "IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE." "THIS BITES." "HE'LL BE FINE." "[DOOR SLAMS]" "[GLASS BREAKS]" "Megan:" "BUT, MAX," "CHICAGO'S,LIKE, 1,000MILESAWAY." "YEAH, BETTER TELL YOUR PARENTS" "TO WATCH OUT FOR CARJACKERS." "THESE GUYS'LL JUST COME UP TO YOU" "AT STOPLIGHTS AND TAKE YOUR CAR AWAY." "I SAW IT ON 20/20." "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE MOTOR CITY." "MAYBE YOU COULD HIRE A LAWYER" "AND LEGALLY EMANCIPATE YOURSELF." "YOUCANSTAYWITHME." "I'LLASKMY MOM." "Robe:" "YEAH." "MYDAD'LLGIVEYOU" "A JOB HERE AT THE JUNKYARD." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "NICE TRY, GUYS." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "FACE IT, I'VE BEEN--I'VE BEEN FOGED." "[BRAKES SCREECH]" "[GASPS]" "UHH." "WE MEET AGAIN, PAPERBOY." "[EVIL LAUGHTER]" "Max:" "OK." "EVILICECREAMMAN ,ME." "YOU'REWONDERINGWHY, RIGHT?" "[LAUGHING EVILLY]" "Max:" "UNHH!" "AHH!" "[ICE CREAM MAN STAMMERS]" "[TIRES SQUEAL]" "Max:" "WELL,IONCE FOUNDA COCKROACH" "INMYSNOWCONE." "MYMOMCALLED THEHEALTHDEPARTMENT," "ANDHEGOTNAILED." "HE'SBEENTRYING TONAILME EVERSINCE." "[SIREN BLARING]" "DRAT!" "THE FUZZ!" "THISISN'TOVER,PAPERBOY!" "[RADIO SQUAWKS]" "HELLO, OFFICER." "SNOW DOODLE?" "Boy:" "HEY,LOOK, IT'SDUMPSTERBOY." "IT'S REEKY STINKO, THE GARBAGE KID." "[KIDS LAUGH]" "Robe:" "HA,REEKYSTINKO." "HE JUST MADE THAT UP." "NOW, THAT'S GOOD." "Megan:" "HEY,MAX, CHECKITOUT." "I MADE UP SOME FLYERS" "TO HELP SAVE THE ANIMAL SHELTER." "I THOUGHT MAYBE" "YOU AND I COULD PUT 'EM UP AROUND SCHOOL?" "Max:" "WHYBOTHER?" "A FLYER'S NOT GONNA MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE." "HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT." "COVER ME." "I'M GOING IN." "Jindraike:" "AAAH." "HE MOVES, HE FAKES." "RANGOON, THINK FAST." "[SHATTERING]" "NICE HANDS." "NOW, PICK UP THE BALL" "ANDPUTIT IN THECASE." "IT'S FROM KNEBWORTH'S CITY CHAMPIONSHIP GAME." "I'MGOING ONMYWALKABOUT." "[TELEPHONE RINGS]" "MRS. RANGOON, WHAT'S THIS?" "SOME OF THE KIDS ARE TRYING TO SAVE" "THE ANIMAL SHELTER DOWN THE STREET." "KIDS?" "WHAT KIDS?" "YOU KNOW, THE ONES WITH THE SENSE OF CARING" "ANDCIVICDUTY." "YOU THERE." "CEASE!" "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?" "HEY, I DIDN'T DO THAT." "SO YOU WANT TO SAVE" "THE FILTHY LITTLE BEASTS, EH?" "PERHAPS YOU WANT ME TO GIVE THE ANIMALS MY CAR?" "DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE MY CAR TO THE SMELLY GOAT?" "GOATS..." "DON'T DRIVE, SIR." "IDON'TCAREWHAT YOUWANTME TO DO ." "THE SMELLY GOAT WILL NEVER GET MY CAR." "EVER." "THE ANIMALS HAVE NOWHERE TO GO." "SOME CREEP'S CLOSING DOWN THE SHELTER." "I'MCLOSINGDOWN THE SHELTER, SILLY..." "BOY." "[STAMMERS] WHAT?" "ALL I NEED NOW IS THE RIGHT BULLDOZER." "I'MTHINKING BIGANDYELLOW." "WHERE DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO BUILD" "KNEBWORTH STADIUM, IN YOUR HOUSE?" "HA HA." "YOUR HOUSE." "THAT'S RICH." "THERE WOULDN'T BE ROOM." "[SPRAYS]" "WHOA." "♪BETTERWATCHOUT  FORTHEKINGOFTHEHILL♪" "♪HE'SREALLYBAD  ANDTOTALLYCHILL♪" "♪BETTERWATCHOUT  FORTHEKINGOFTHEHILL♪" "Kids:" "FREAKWITHROBE?" "[WHISTLE BLOWS]" "ALL RIGHT, GUYS." "HIT THE SHOWERS." "[SIGHS]" "COME ON, LADIES." "[GASPS AND MOANS]" "HELLO, FREAK." "Robe:" "LETME OUT!" "[LAUGHTER]" "COMEON,LETMEOUT!" "WHAT'S GOING ON, HUH?" "McGINTY'S LATEST VICTIM." "YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT." "HA HA HA." "Robe:" "LETME OUT!" "COMEON!" "LET ME OUT!" "MAN." "COME ON, LET ME OUT." "ALL RIGHT, OK." "COME ON, MAX." "OK." "IT'S OK." "[GROANS]" "HE'S A LITTLE CLAUSTROPHOBIC," "SO HE MIGHT" "[ROBE RETCHES]" "[VOMIT SPLASHES, CROWD GROANS]" "HURL." "[CROWD GROANS]" "WHAT A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD CHILI OMELET." "[GROANING]" "LET ME CHECK THE LATEST RATES." "[BEEPS]" "Dobbs:" "THAT'S$3.00 FORNUMBERONE," "AND $5.00 FOR NUMBER TWO." "I HAVE A BLADDER PROBLEM." "SORRY TO HEAR IT." "McGinty:" "KEEBLE." "GETOFFME !" "I WORKED REALLY HARD ON THAT DISPLAY." "EXCUSE ME." "NEW CUSTOMERS." "Dobbs:" "CANIHELPYOU,  GENTLEMEN?" "NOTHANKS." "KEEBLE,SHUTUP ." "YUCCH." "HOW MUCH FOR A SWIRLIE?" "TAKE STALL NUMBER 4." "NO, NO." "COME ON, TROY." "NO CHARGE." "THANKS,MAN." "[GRUNTS] CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS, RIGHT?" "I'MGONNAGET MYHAIRWET." "COMEON,TROY!" "OW!" "COMEON !" "[FLUSHING]" "WATER." "A RECURRING GEOGRAPHICAL FEATURE WHICH ALLOWS" "A CIVILIZED SOCIETY TO DEVELOP." "FOREXAMPLE, RIVERS,SPRINGS..." "MR.KEEBLE?" "YOU'RE TARDY, AND YOU'RE DRIPPING." "I HAVE RULES AGAINST BOTH." "NOW, CLASS, ANOTHER FEATURE WHICH ALLOWS" "A CIVILIZED SOCIETY TO DEVELOP IS A CODE OF RULES." "WITHOUT RULES, SOCIETY WOULD COMPLETELY COLLAPSE." "DO YOU AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT, MR. KEEBLE?" "I GUESS SO." "I GUESS YOU'LL WRITE ME A 2,000-WORD ESSAY" "ON THE SUBJECT." "[MURMURING AND LAUGHING]" "[GASPS] THAT'S NOT FAIR!" "WHICH I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING ON MY DESK" "DRIP-DRY FRIDAY!" "THIS FRIDAY?" "THIS FRIDAY!" "[IDEA BELL JINGLES]" "Max:" "WAIT." "FRIDAYWASTHEDAY  IWASMOVING," "ANDTHISTEACHER WASMEAN." "SHELETDOBBS STEALMYMONEY." "SHEWANTEDTO PUNISHME WHENITWASN'TMYFAULT." "BUTIFIWASN'T GONNABEHERE," "WHATCOULDSHEREALLY DOTOME ,RIGHT?" "ITWASTIME TOTAKEASTAND." "HOW COME I CAN'T DO THE ESSAY" "RIGHT NOW?" "NOW, CLASS..." "[GASPS]" "MMM." "THAT'S GOOD." "[APPLE BANGS, KIDS LAUGH]" "Max:" "ACIVILIZEDSOCIETY" "DOES NEED A SET OF RULES." "OTHERWISE, PEOPLE COULD DO THIS." "OOPS." "[GASPS]" "DID I SAY 2,000 WORDS?" "MAKE THAT 4,000!" "OR..." "THIS." "[CLASS GASPING]" "MAKE THAT 8,000 WORDS, AND TAKE YOUR SEAT NOW!" "8,000 WORDS?" "THAT'S KID STUFF." "HOW 'BOUT 12,000 WORDS?" "DO I HEAR 12,000 WORDS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?" "Together:" "12,000 WORDS!" "SOLD!" "12,000 WORDS!" "GET OFF MY DESK!" "OKEE-DAY." "Mrs.Talia:" "OHHH." "YOU'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, MR. KEEBLE." "[KIDS LAUGH]" "♪YEAH♪" "SEE YA." "HELLO, SWEETHEART." "Max:" "NOCONSEQUENCES." "ICOULDDO ANYTHING IWANTED." "EXCUSE ME." "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?" "IF YOU'RE EVER IN THE WINDY CITY," "LOOK ME UP." "Max:" "ANDNOW,ALL THE PEOPLE WHOHADTRIEDTORUNUSDOWN," "MESSUSUP ," "PUSHUSAROUND," "WEREIN FORA LITTLESURPRISE." "TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER." "DIDN'T I?" "YES, I DID." "YES, I DID." "♪WAIT,SEE♪" "♪I DOWHATEVERMOVESME♪" "I'MCLOSINGDOWN THE SHELTER." "Ms.Dingman:" "PHEROMONES-- NATURE'SDATINGSERVICE." "I KEEP MY MONEY IN A PIGGY BANK." "IT JUST LOOKS LIKE YOU." "Max:" "AFTERALL," "IHADTO DO SOMETHING ABOUTTHEBOYS." "ALLI NEEDEDWAS ALITTLEBITOFHELP ." "Max:" "BECAUSEI'M OUTTAHEREIN 2DAYS." "DON'TYOUSEE?" "THIS ISN'T JUST A PLAN." "IT'S--IT'S A PLANETARIUM." "LOOK, I'M GONNA BE THE ONE THEY COME AFTER," "BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE HERE," "AND THAT--THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF IT." "I MEAN, YOU GUYS WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M UP TO." "ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HELP ME OUT." "AND WE'LL HAVE-- WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?" "PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY." "PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY." "YEAH, DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT UP?" "SO WE ALL DOWN FOR THE CAUSE?" "ONE QUESTION." "CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A GOING-AWAY PARTY INSTEAD?" "WEWILL, AHUGEBLOWOUT," "WHEN THIS IS OVER." "SO?" "[GIRL SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]" "MARCHING CALL!" "[MOANING]" "[SONG PLAYS, INDISTINCT LYRICS]" "[GRUNTS]" "LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY FROZE YOUR ASSETS, MAN." "LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT." "HEY!" "STEP OFF, CAPITALIST TOOL." "Dobbs:" "MAN,WHYDON 'TYOU  GOGETAREALJOB, FOOL ?" "Dobbs:" "MAN, ITHOUGHTITOLDYOU," "THEIR LUNCH MONEY IS MINE, VENDOR." "[GASPS]" "[INHALES]" "[GROWLS]" "HA HA HA." "YEAH,THAT'SRIGHT." "TRADINGHOURSAREOVER." "[GRUNTING]" "AAH--OHH!" "HELLO, VLADIMIR." "AAH!" "♪MacGOOGLESIS ME NAME♪" "♪I LIKEASWAMPYBOG♪" "♪IT'STIMETOPLAY  AGAMEWITHYOUR--♪" "HMM." "♪MacGOOGLESIS ME NAME♪" "♪I LIKEASWAMPYBOG♪" "♪MacGOOGLE--♪" "♪MacGOOGLESIS ME NAME♪" "♪I LIKEASWAMPYBOG♪" "♪IT'STIME TOPLAYAGAME♪" "♪WITHYOURFAVORITE HIGHLAND--♪" "♪MacGOOGLESIS ME NAME♪" "♪I LIKEASWAMPYBOG♪" "♪IT'STIME TOPLAYAGAME♪" "♪WITHYOURFAVORITE HIGHLANDFROG♪" "THE CITIZENS OF CURTIS JUNIOR HIGH" "THAT WE ARE NOW T-MINUS..." "SEVERAL HOURS" "UNTIL THE SUPERINTENDENT KNEBWORTH VISIT." "THAT IS ALL." "THANK YOU." "[RUSTLING AND RATTLING]" "[CHUCKLING]" "[STUDENTS LAUGH]" "I'M A WALRUS, HEY." "[LAUGHS]" "THE CAMERA'S STILL ON!" "[ALL LAUGHING]" "[BELL RINGS]" "OK." "I'M OK." "SORRY." "I KNOW." "IT'SJUSTTHAT WEHAVETO BE" "VERYCAREFUL WITHTHELABEQUIPMENT." "OURBUDGETIS VERYTIGHT..." "THANKS TO THE NEW FOOTBALL PROGRAM." "45 CENTS." "COOL." "LET'S CHECK MY GROSSES TODAY." "WHERE'S MY HANDHELD?" "HEY, MISTER, MY FUDGESICLE'S MELTING!" "IceCreamMan:" "OH, IT'S SUPPOSEDTOBE MELTING." "PEOPLE PAY EXTRA FOR THAT." "NOW, BEAT IT!" "ALLOFYOU,BEATIT!" "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" "Max:" "THEHEATISON!" "FARTKNOCKER!" "EVIL ICE CREAM MAN'S GOING DOWN." "HOW GREAT." "I SURE AM GONNA MISS YOU GUYS." "WELL, I GUESS YOU'LL MAKE NEW FRIENDS IN CHICAGO." "RIGHT, MAX?" "I--I GUESS SO." "I DON'T KNOW." "I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT." "Robe:" "HEY,MAYBE YOU'LLMEETKIDS" "EXACTLY LIKE US IN EVERY WAY." "YOU KNOW, LIKE CLONES." "[CHUCKLES]" "YEAH." "MAYBE I WILL." "Megan:" "WELL,THERE'SSTILL YOURGOING-AWAYPARTY." "THERE'S GONNA BE A CAKE AND EVERYTHING." "IBAKEDIT ." "Robe:" "YEAH, DON'TFORGET." "TOMORROW, 4:00, HOUSE OF ROBE." "I'M PROVIDING THE ICE CREAM." "[CHUCKLES]" "IceCreamMan:" "WHAT'SGOINGON ?" "!" "IT'SMELTING!" "HEY, MAX?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "[BEEPS] STUFF." "GETTING READY FOR THE BIG MOVE" "KINDOFSTUFF?" "MM-HMM." "I'M SORRY WE SPRUNG THIS ON YOU, MAX," "BUT IT WAS SORT OF SPRUNG ON ME THE SAME WAY." "UH-HUH." "OK." "TSK." "WHAT IF I DIDN'T TAKE THE JOB?" "WHATTHEN?" "AHOME," "THE FOOD WE EAT, THE CLOTHES YOU WEAR" "THAT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY." "I JUST CAN'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T STAY." "WELL..." "SOMETIMES IN LIFE," "YOU GOTTA DO THINGS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO" "BECAUSEOTHERPEOPLE WHOHAVEPOWEROVERYOU" "TELL YOU TO DO THEM." "NO, DAD, I MEAN, IF YOU RISE UP" "AND--AND--AND SHOW THAT YOU'RE NOT AFRAID," "THOSEPEOPLE" "WILL NO LONGER HAVE CONTROL OVER YOUR LIFE." "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MAX?" "WHO ARE YOU?" "REALLY?" "[BOTH CHUCKLE]" "GOOD NIGHT, KIDDO." "SEE YA." "[BEEPS]" "UNHH." "[OBJECT CLATTERING]" "OHH." "[PANTS]" "[KEYS JINGLING]" "[GRUNTS] NO." "[FLATULENT NOISE]" "[CLICKING]" "THE WINDOW WAS OPEN." "[SIGHS]" "Robe:" "WHOA!" "[CRASH]" "Together:" "ROBE." "THE COMPUTER." "I'LL GET THE BREATH SPRAY." "[BEEP] NATURE'S DATING SERVICE." "[TYPING ON KEYBOARD]" "[BEEPING]" "Megan:" "WHOA." "WHAT?" "CHECK IT OUT." "JINDRAIKE'SUSING ALLTHESCHOOL'SMONEY" "TOBUILDHISSTUPID FOOTBALLSTADIUM." "WE CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT." "NOW HIS BREATH'LL BE PHEROMONE FRESH." "[THUMPS, PANTS]" "OH, YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME." "I'M FINE." "[WHISPERS] Here you go." "AND NOW WE ADD A LITTLE DECORATION." "WHOA!" "COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." "[GRUNTS] OW!" "OW!" "ROBE!" "COME ON, MAN!" "LET'S GO!" "YEAH, I'M TRYING." "Max:" "MORNING,MOM." "Lily:" "HI,SWEETIE." "WHATCHADOING?" "YOU KNOW, YOU JUST START OUT" "BY TRYING TO PACK EVERYTHING REALLY FAST," "AND THEN YOU GET CAUGHT UP" "IN ALL THIS OLD STUFF." "[SIGHS] REMEMBER HOW THE KITCHEN LOOKED" "WHEN WE FIRST MOVED IN?" "BEFORE IT WAS PERFECT?" "[CHUCKLES]" "NOT REALLY." "I WAS 4." "[LAUGHS] RIGHT." "MMM." "[SIGHS]" "SORRY ABOUT THE SHORT NOTICE, MAX." "YOU HAVING TO LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS AND EVERYTHING." "AH, IT'S OK." "YOU KNOW, AT FIRST, I WAS REALLY BUMMED OUT," "BUT NOT EVERYTHING'S BAD ABOUT MOVING." "THAT'S WHAT YOUR FATHER KEEPS SAYING." "I HOPE YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT." "[CHUCKLES]" "[SONG PLAYS, LYRICS INDISTINCT]" "[CROWD GASPS]" "All:" "TROYMcGINTY?" "HOW 'BOUT THAT?" "OK, NO, I WON'T DO THAT ANYMORE." "I--I PROMISE." "I PROMISE." "OHH." "I LIED." "SORRY." "[LIGHT SWITCHES ECHO]" "[DOOR OPENS]" "♪MacGOOGLESIS ME NAME♪" "♪I LIKEASWAMPYBOG♪" "NO." "♪WITHYOURFAVORITE HIGHLANDFROG♪" "NO." "[SINGING]" "NO, NOT YOU." "YOU'RENOTEVENREAL!" "GETAWAYFROMME!" "AAAH!" "AAAH!" "MORECOMMEMORATIVERED, WHITE,ANDBLUESTREAMERS." "CRAZYLEGSKNEBWORTH." "WHATA CHAMPIONHE WAS." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "[HORN HONKS]" "COME ON, YOU IDIOT." "[SPRAYS]" "[NEIGHS]" "[BLEATING]" "[ANIMAL NOISES]" "[ANIMALS QUIET]" "HE'S COMING!" "HE'S COMING!" "STRAIGHTEN UP." "STRAIGHTEN UP." "BETTER." "READY?" "AND..." "[PLAYING]" "AAH!" "Jindraike:" "ATLAST!" "AT LAST!" "THEMOMENTWE 'VEALL BEENWAITINGFOR." "AHHAHA HA HA ." "CRAZY LEGS." "YOU LOOK FIT." "ELLIOT." "IT'S BEEN TOO LONG." "I AGREE COMPLETELY." "SLIP ME THAT BISCUIT." "OOH, THAT'S A HOT ONE." "SMILE." "[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]" "Max:" "OK." "THEREASONJINDRAIKE HASA NEWFOOTBALLPROGRAM" "ISTOIMPRESSTHISGUY- - SUPERINTENDENTKNEBWORTH." "YOUSEE,JINDRAIKE WANTSHISJOBSOBAD," "HE'DEATHISSOCKS." "HOW IT SADDENS ME" "TO THINK OF YOUR RETIREMENT, CRAZY LEGS." "WHAT AN INSPIRATION YOU'VE BEEN TO US ALL." "IN FACT, I'VE COLLECTED SOME MEMENTOS" "FROM YOUR GLORY DAYS." "WELL." "REMEMBER THIS?" "EWW!" "IT'S YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP JOCKSTRAP." "WE WASHED IT." "HA HA." "[SNIFFS] WASH IT AGAIN." "WHAT'S THIS?" "ALLOW ME TO PRESENT..." "KNEBWORTH STADIUM." "[CROWD CHEERS, BAND PLAYS]" "Knebworth:" "KNEBWORTHSTADIUM." "HOW CAN YOU AFFORD TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?" "I DIDN'T APPROVE ANY CAPITAL EXPENDITURES" "FOR CURTIS." "THE USUAL-- BAKE SALES, CAR WASHES," "AND CUTTING BACK" "ON A FEW NON-ESSENTIAL ITEMS HELPS, TOO." "FIRE EXTINGUISHERS, MILK..." "EXCUSE ME?" "MOVING ALONG" "HAVE YOU SEEN THE TOILETS?" "NO COMPLAINTS, NO COMPLAINTS." "I NEED 5 LAPS TO" "ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WEIRD." "WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?" "[McGINTY MOANS]" "[SHIVERING]" "Boy:" "HEY,CHECKITOUT." "IT'SMcGINTY!" "[ALL LAUGHING]" "WHAT THE" "HEY, BREAK IT UP." "BREAK IT UP." "McGINTY." "[QUAVERING] HE'S..." "GONNA EAT ME." "WHAT?" "MacGOOGLES." "[SHUTTER CLICKS]" ""LOOK WHO'S CRYING NOW."" "WOULD YOU GUYS GET OUT OF HERE?" "SO THE SECOND TEACHER SAYS, "I AGREE." "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A LOUNGE." HA." "[SPRAYS]" "[DOG BARKS, CAT MEOWS]" "[SCREECHING]" "[CHATTERS]" "WELL, HERE WE ARE" "IN THE CURTIS JUNIOR HIGH LIBRARY." "HMM." "SMALLISH." "YES,BUTWE 'RE BIGGISHONBOOKS." "ESPECIALLY SPORTS BOOKS." "[CHUCKLES] HMM." "OF COURSE, THE ONE WE'RE WAITING FOR IS CRAZY LEGS" "THEBOBBYKNEBWORTHSTORY." "[SIGHS]" "[SQUIRREL CHATTERS]" "[SQUEAKS]" "OHH!" "OOH!" "OH!" "[YELLS]" "[SQUIRREL CHATTERING]" "[STAMMERING]" "OHH!" "DIDN'T I ORDER NEW COMPUTER WORKSTATIONS THIS YEAR?" "[SCREAMS]" "[SQUEAKS]" "JINDRAIKE?" "WE'RE HAVING THEM UPGRADED." "[SQUIRREL CHATTERING]" "Knebworth:" "HMM." "OK." "WELL..." "IF IT ISN'T MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER." "WHAT CAN I GET YOU, PLUMP DADDY?" "WHAT'S THIS?" "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?" "[BEEPS]" "[READING]" "SOMEBODY'S MESSING WITH ME." "HEY, CAN I TRY THE SOUP?" "EVERYTHING SET?" "I GUESS SO, BUT I STILL DON'T SEE" "HOW THIS IS GONNA HELP SAVE THE ANIMAL SHELTER." "IT'S ALL PART OF THE PLAN." "MAX..." "WHAT?" "[INHALES] I DON'T KNOW." "[UTENSIL CLATTERS]" "I'D JUST RATHER SPEND OUR LAST DAY" "HANGING OUT THAN DOING ALL THIS SPY STUFF." "UHH!" "OW!" "WHAT THE" "BIG OAF." "[PANTING] THEY'RE COMING!" "RIGHT ON SCHEDULE." "YOU READY?" "CHECK." "LUNCH..." "IS..." "SERVED." "CHECK AND MATE." "AAH!" "[KIDS LAUGHING]" "HA HA HA HA." "WHO THREW THAT?" "[CHUCKLES]" "[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "SugarRay:♪AIM FOR ME♪" "♪AIMFORME♪" "FOOD FIGHT!" "♪AIMFORME,  HITIT♪" "♪IT'SAGREATBIGWORLD ♪" "♪NOTHING♪" "♪DON'TBELIEVE INNOTHINGANYWAY♪" "♪STILLGOTALOTTOLEARN♪" "♪BUTWE STARTEDOUT  WITHNOTHING♪" "♪WITHMY FRIENDS WE'REGOINGON OURWAY ♪" "STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!" "♪YOURLIFEWILLREARRANGE♪" "OH!" "I SAW THAT, YOUNG MAN!" "AAH!" "I'M TAKING NAMES!" "♪THAT'SOK , WE'LLNEVERCOMEUNDONE♪" "♪AIMFORME♪" "♪AIMFORME♪  AAH!" "♪AIMFORME♪" "♪THEY'LLTRY TOCOUNTYOUOUT ♪" "♪BUTYOUGOTTA COUNTYOURSELFIN ♪" "IF I GET MY SHIRT DIRTY, MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME!" "♪NOTSAYING THATI 'MRIGHT♪" "♪SEETHETROUBLE THATWE'VEBEENIN♪" ""JELL-O HELLO."" "NO. "CAFETERIA HYSTERIA."" "♪WHENIT 'SSAIDAND DONE♪" "♪ANDYOU'VEGOT US ONTHERUN♪" "♪THAT'SOK , WE'LLNEVERCOMEUNDONE♪" "AAH!" "♪SOMEPEOPLECHANGE♪" "YOU'RE ALL SUSPENDED!" "♪YOU'RESO FARFROMHOME ♪" "♪AIMFORME♪" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "♪AIMFORME,  AIMFORME ♪" "♪AIMFORME, AAAH♪" "AAAH!" "AAH!" "WHAT THE" "OHH!" "THAT'S IT!" "ROBE DID IT!" "AAH!" "[LAUGHING]" "AAH!" "[SHRIEKS]" "[LAUGHS]" "♪SOMEPEOPLECHANGE, ANDYOURLIFEWILLREARRANGE♪" "♪EVENWHENYOU 'RE SOFARFROMHOME♪" "♪WHENIT 'SSAIDAND DONE♪" "OHH!" "AAH!" "NOT HAVING FUN!" "OW!" "AAH!" "AND NOW," "ONTO THE PIECE DERESISTANCE." "THE JEWEL IN THE CROWN OF CURTIS." "THE CAFETERIA." "[WHOOPING AND YELLING]" "Robe:" "IT'SMUSTARD!" "YOU CAN'T KETCHUP, 'CAUSE IT'S MUSTARD!" "YEAH!" "♪SOMEPEOPLECHANGE, ANDYOURLIFEWILLREARRANGE♪" "♪EVENWHENYOU 'RE SOFARFROMHOME♪" "PLEASE BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU," "THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU." "♪THAT'SOK , WE'LLNEVERCOMEUNDONE♪" "♪AIMFORME♪" "♪AIMFORME♪" "♪AIMFORME♪" "♪AIMFORME♪" "♪AIMFORME♪" "CEASE!" "[MOTOR SPUTTERS, DIES]" "SIR, I ASSURE YOU, THIS BEHAVIOR" "SIR, I ASSURE YOU, THIS BEHAVIOR" "IS UTTERLY WITHOUT PRECEDENT." "PLUS, IT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE." "WHO?" "WHO STARTED THIS?" "Jindraike:" "IFTHECULPRIT DOESNOTSTEPFORWARD" "THIS INSTANT," "SWIFTANDHORRIBLE RETRIBUTION" "AWAITS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU." "AAH!" "[STUDENTS LAUGH WHILE MONKEY SCREECHES]" "[GROANING AND COUGHING]" "[SIGHS]" "THIS PLACE IS NUTS." "CRAZY LEGS!" "WAIT!" "UHH!" "[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]" "[STUDENTS TALKING AND LAUGHING]" "PBBBT!" "THAT'S WHAT I DO." "THAT'S WHAT I DO." "THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME." "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLING ME OUT THERE?" "THE MacGOOGLER." "TROY,EASY." "NOW, I'DLIKETO TAKEYOU THROUGH" "A CHILDHOOD REGRESSION PROCESS." "IT MAY BRING UP SOME UNPLEASANT MEMORIES," "BUT I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT HELPFUL IN THE END." "ALLRIGHTY?" "MM-HMM." "NOW, GIVE MR. MacGOOGLES A HUG." "AAH!" "AAH!" "HE'S GONNA EAT ME!" "[WHIMPERING]" "WE'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO." "I WANT MY COIL." "I WANT MY HANDHELD!" "WHAT DID YOU SAY, PUNK?" "I SAID "I WANT MY HANDHELD."" "YOU WANT YOUR HANDHELD?" "YEAH." "YOU HEARD ME." "I SAID, "I WANT MY HANDHELD."" "YOU WANT ME TO HOLD YOUR HAND?" "NO!" "NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD HIS HAND." "LITTLE BABY." "LITTLE" "GIVE ME THE COIL!" "OH, THIS?" "HUH?" "HUH?" "UHH!" "NO!" "OH!" "[INDISTINCT OVERLAPPING YELLING]" "HUH?" "HUH?" "AAH!" "AAH!" "YEEHAW!" "MEH-MEH-MEH, MEH-MEH-MEH." "GOOD, TROY!" "NOW..." "CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A LINK" "BETWEENMacGOOGLES ANDYOURFEARS?" "WASITSOMETHING FROMYOURPAST" "OR SOMEBODY?" "KEEBLE!" "KEEBLE!" "KEEBLE." "HEY, MAX." "HI, JENNA." "DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT?" "I'M MEETING SOME FRIENDS AT BUDDIES." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I ACTUALLY GOTTA KINDA BE SOMEWHERE." "OH, COME ON." "STAY FOR ONE MILK SHAKE." "IT'LL BE FUN." "WELL..." "ONE MILK SHAKE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "OK." "ALL RIGHT." "ONE..." "MILK SHAKE." "♪HITME BABY, ONEMORETIME♪" "[CHANTING "KEEBLE"]" "[CHEERING]" "[BELCHES]" "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "SO, YOU ACTUALLY DID SET UP" "THAT WHOLE MONKEY THING" "AT THE CAFETERIA?" "WELL, ACTUALLY, TAD IS A CHIMPANZEE." "YOU'RE SO DEVIOUS." "WELL, IT'S REALLY PART OF MY WHOLE NEW ATTITUDE" "WHAT I LIKE TO CALL MY PHAT-ITUDE." "YO!" "DON'TCROWD THEMAN,DUDE." "HE HAS PHAT-ITUDE." "GIT!" "[INHALES]" "[POP]" "I WONDER WHERE MAX IS?" "[HIGH-PITCHED] DON'T WORRY." "HE'LL BE HERE." "[SPRAYS]" "♪SCHOOLIS OUT, LET'SENJOYTHEHEAT♪" "♪IT'SALLYOU NOW ,DOITLIKE YOU'REPLAYIN'FORKEEPS♪" "♪DESTROYEDRIGHTHERE FORYOUTO MAKIN'ITCHEAP♪" "♪OLDSCHOOL,NEW SCHOOL, COMEON,WIGGLEWITHME♪" "♪JUMPANDSLIDE♪" "♪NOWDIP, THAT'SRIGHT♪" "♪NOWJUMPAND SLIDE♪" "♪NOWDIP, THAT'SRIGHT♪" "♪YOUWANTIT,  YOUGOTIT ,AHH♪" "♪YOUWANTIT,  BABY,YOUGOTIT♪" "Max:" "MEGAN,WAIT!" "♪YOUWANTIT,  YOUGOTIT ,AHH♪" "DON'T WORRY ABOUT US." "JUST GO BACK TO YOUR PARTY." "IT'S NOT A PARTY." "I WAS JUST" "I WAS JUST COMING TO SEE YOU GUYS." "WHATEVER." "I GUESS WE'RE JUST NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU." "DON'T SAY THAT." "BUT MEGAN--SHE LIKES YOU." "SHE REALLY LIKES YOU." "ROBE, WAIT." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I'VE BEEN WAITING." "NOW I'M GOIN' HOME." "HAVE A NICE LIFE IN CHICAGO." "[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]" "WELL, CAN YOU TELL HER THAT I CALLED?" "Megan'smom:" "SURE." "AND THAT I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY." "I'LLTELLHER,MAX ." "THANKS." "AND DON'T FORGET THE SORRY PART PLEASE." "IWON'T." "THANK YOU." "BYE." "HEY, CHAMP." "YOU SEEN YOUR MOM?" "HEY,HONEY, CANYOUCOMEHEREQUICK?" "I GOT BIG NEWS." "WHAT'S UP?" "GUESS WHAT?" "WE'RE NOT MOVING." "[CRASH]" "WE'RE NOT?" "UH-UH." "I FINALLY GAVE FOGE SOME OF HIS OWN MEDICINE." "Lily:" "YOUFOGEDFOGE?" "Don:" "YEAH." "IQUIT." "WE'REGONNASTAYHERE." "I'MGONNASTART MYOWNBUSINESS." "Lily:" "OH,SWEETIE!" "NOWYOU'REGONNABE THEBIGCHEESE!" "HA HA!" "HA HA!" "NOT ANYMORE!" "WAIT!" "WE'RE NOT MOVING?" "UH-UH." "OH, LOOK AT HIM." "HE'SSOHAPPY, HECAN'TSPEAK!" "HA HA HA!" "Don:" "HEY,HONEY, CANYOUHELPMEGETTHISOFF?" "ISURECAN!" "YOU KNOW, I CAN'T GET IT OVER MY HEAD WITH THE GLOVES." "T WAS I GONNA DO?" "IHADTO GETOUT OFTHIS ." "MAX, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT." "I FINALLY GET TO BE MY OWN BOSS." "BUT, DAD, WHAT ABOUT YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES" "THEHOUSE,THEFOOD, MYCLOTHES?" "WHAT ABOUT MY CLOTHES?" "DO YOU WANT TO WEAR RAGS?" "MAX,I OWEIT  ALLTOYOU." "YOU'RETHEONE THATHELPEDME REALIZE" "FOGEWASNOTHING BUTA BULLY." "IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD" "THE COURAGE TO STAND UP TO HIM." "I'M JUST A KID!" "WHAT DO I KNOW?" "YOU OK?" "YOU SEEM A LITTLE JUMPY." "YES!" "YEAH." "YOU SURE?" "YEAH." "I'M COOL." "SO, SEE YOU TONIGHT." "UH, YEAH." "YEAH." "[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]" "MAYBE." "Max:" "MAYBE?" "WHOWASIKIDDING?" "IWASGRADE-ADEADMEAT , ANDI KNEWIT ." "WHATI DIDN'TKNOW" "ISTHATI'VELEFTMY FRIENDSINTHESAMEBOAT ." "IT'S GONNA BE A LONG YEAR FOR YOU, SLIM." "I'M GONNA POUND YOU EVERY DAY." "AND ALL THANKS TO YOUR GOOD FRIEND KEEBLE." "CATCH YOU AROUND, HUH?" "GREAT." "LET'S JUST ROUND IT OFF TO ALL YOUR MONEY FOREVER." "FROM HERE ON IN, YOU WORK FOR ME." "HEH HEH!" "YEAH." "Max:" "INFACT,THE ENTIRE SCHOOLWASGOINGTOSUFFER" "BECAUSEOFME ." "OH, STOP SMILING." "THIS IS NOT A HAPPY PLACE." "[CRASH]" "[TELEPHONE RINGS]" "[RING]" "FIND MAX KEEBLE." "I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO HIM AT ONCE." "YOU BETTER BOOK A FLIGHT." "WHAT?" "MAX KEEBLE MOVED TO CHICAGO." "I JUST FORWARDED HIS FILE." "[SCREAMING, BREAKING GLASS, AND CAT YOWLING]" "MRS. RANGOON, A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, PLEASE." "SOMEONE'S GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT" "TO SAY TO THE STUDENTS." "SOMEONE'S GOT SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT" "TO SAY TO THE STUDENTS, AND DO YOU KNOW" "WHO THAT SOMEONE IS, MRS. RANGOON?" "IT'S ME, MRS. RANGOON." "HMM." "YEAH." "AND WAIT TILL THEY HEAR IT." "JindraikeonP.A.:" "ATTENTION,STUDENTS." "[LAUGHTER]" "BECAUSE OF YESTERDAY'S CRIMES AGAINST THE SCHOOL," "INSTIGATED BY YOUR FORMER CLASSMATE MAX KEEBLE," "THE FOLLOWING EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES" "ARE NOW SUSPENDED" "ART, MUSIC, P.E.," "FUN!" "SUSPENDED, DISCONTINUED, DEFUNCT!" "GREAT." "YOUR BOYFRIEND MAX KEEBLE" "JUST GOT US HOSED." "HE'S JUST MY PAPERBOY." "HMM." "I NEVER REALLY LIKED HIM." "[THUD]" "[LAUGHTER]" "KEEBLE!" "OK." "TODAY, CLASS, WE'RE GOING TO REVIEW" "SOME OF THE ELEMENTS OF GRAMMAR." "McGINTY SAYS HE'S GONNA POUND ME" "EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." "DOBBS SAYS I HAVE TO GIVE HIM ALL OF MY MONEY..." "FOREVER." "SOME PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY." "HI." "DO YOU MIND IF I HANG HERE FOR A WHILE," "BECAUSE THERE'S SOME PEOPLE AFTER ME." "I DID SOME STUFF." "YEAH." "YOU PROBABLY..." "YEAH." "I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE CAFETERIA." "BUT JINDRAIKE HAS NO RIGHT" "TO DO WHAT HE'S DOING, AND NOW" "MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA GET WAILED ON BECAUSE OF ME," "AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT." "ANY KID CAN MAKE A MESS." "TAKES A MAN TO CLEAN IT UP." "Max:" "ITTOOK AMANWITHAPLUNGER" "TOMAKEME REALIZE THATI HADTO DO SOMETHING." "ITHOUGHTI'DSTOODUP TOTHEBULLIES," "BUTALLI'DREALLYDONE  WASHITANDRUN ." "THAT'SNOTCOURAGE." "THAT'SEX-COURAGE." "AS YOU KNOW, VERBS ARE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE ACTIONS," "SO WHO CAN NAME A FEW?" "BETRAY, DECEIVE, LIE." "Robe:" "HOWABOUTBURN," "SCREW OVER, STAB IN THE BACK?" "HEH!" "UH-HUH." "ATTENTION STUDENTS, THIS IS MAX KEEBLE SPEAKING." "FIRST I'D LIKE TO SAY TO MY FRIENDS MEGAN AND ROBE" "THAT I KNOW THAT I ACTED LIKE A JERK," "ANDI 'MSORRY" "FOREVERGETTINGYOU  INVOLVEDINTHIS." "I SCREWED UP, BUT YOU GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS," "AND THAT'S FOREVER." "IDON'TKNOWWHATELSE  TOSAY,BUTI'M SORRY." "ITPROBABLYDOESN'T MATTERTOYOUANYMORE," "BUTI 'MNOTMOVING." "KEEBLE!" "AND McGINTY AND DOBBS," "IT'S ME YOU WANT, SO LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE." "I MAY HAVE RUN BEFORE, BUT I AM ALL THROUGH RUNNING NOW." "YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE IN THE PARKING LOT, 3:00." "CUT!" "END OF BROADCAST!" "THAT IS ALL." "THANK YOU." "AH!" "HELLO, MAX." "GOOD TO SEE YOU." "GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT." "PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT." "ANYTHING I CAN GET FOR YOU?" "SPARKLING WATER?" "SODA?" "NO?" "OK." "YOU'VE ACTED LIKE A CRIMINAL," "SO I'M GOING TO TREAT YOU LIKE A CRIMINAL." "I'M NOT A CRIMINAL." "PEOPLE WHO DO CRIMES ARE CRIMINALS, LIKE YOU." "YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL BEFORE SLANDERING" "YOURPRINCIPAL'S SPOTLESSREPUTATION" "WITH WILD AND GROUNDLESS CLAIMS." "THEY'RE NOT GROUNDLESS, THEY'RE GROUND-FULL." "GROUND-FULL?" "LOOK IT UP!" "I SAW IT ON THE SCREEN." "YOU HAVE BEEN STEALING FROM ALL THE SCHOOL BUDGETS" "TO FUND YOUR STUPID FOOTBALL STUFF." "SAW IT ON THE SCREEN, DID YOU?" "YEAH, AND IT'S TRUE." "YOU'RE A SMART LITTLE BOY..." "BUT SO AM I!" "SO I FIDDLED WITH THE BUDGET." "FIDDLESTICKS." "IT'S MY BUDGET." "SO WE HAVE FEWER TEXTBOOKS." "BIG DEAL." "TEXTBOOKSAREFORNERDS." "FEWERBANDINSTRUMENTS-- WHOCARES?" "BANDISFORLOSERS." "COME ON!" "OH!" "SO THE JANITOR HAS TO WORK OVERTIME FOR NO PAY." "HE SHOULD PAY ME FOR THE PRIVILEGE!" "[CRASH]" "NOW, LET ME DESCRIBE YOUR NEXT 24 HOURS." "I'M GOING TO METE OUT A PUNISHMENT TO YOU" "THAT IS SO SEVERE, FUTURE GENERATIONS" "WILL REFER TO IT AS "THE KEEBLE."" "THEY WILL BEG ON BENDED KNEE" ""OH, PLEASE, SIR." "NOT THE KEEBLE, SIR." ""I SWEAR I'LL NEVER MISBEHAVE AGAIN" "IF YOU'LL JUST SPARE ME..." "THE KEEBLE."" "AND SPARE THEM I SHALL, MAX," "FORI AM AMERCIFULMAN." "YOURTRANSGRESSIONS ARESOIMMENSE" "THATI WOULDBE  DELINQUENT" "[BEEPING]" "Jindraike:" "MYBULLDOZER!" "OH, GOODY." "OH, THAT'S RIGHT!" "YOU DON'T KNOW!" "YOU THOUGHT YOU SAVED THE ANIMAL SHELTER." "IT WOULD APPEAR--NOT!" "NOW STAY THERE!" "DON'T GO AWAY." "UHH!" "HMM." "[HUMMING]" "UHH!" "[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]" "[STUDENTS TALKING]" "WHAT DO YOU THINK JINDRAIKE'LL DO TO HIM?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK" "McGINTY AND DOBBS'LL DO TO HIM?" "♪WEGOTEVILTROUBLE♪" "MAYBE THEY'LL JUST FORGET THE WHOLE THING." "♪EVILTROUBLE♪" "♪WEGOTEVILTROUBLE♪" "OR MAYBE THEY'LL RIP HIS HEAD OFF." "WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING." "COME ON." "♪WEGOTEVILTROUBLE♪" "♪WEGOTEVILTROUBLE♪" "GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. DOBBS." "ALWAYS A PLEASURE, McGINTY." "THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC." ""KEEBLE CANCELED."" "HERE'S JINNY." "KEEBLE?" "KEEBLE!" "[LOCK CLICKS]" "[GIGGLES]" "SACRILEGE!" "OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY!" "[RATTLE]" "CAGED LIKE AN ANIMAL." "IRONIC." "AAH!" "[THUD]" "OW!" "SO, UH..." "IS MY WATCH RUNNING FAST," "OR IS OUR KEEBLE FRIEND RUNNING SCARED?" "SOMEBODY LOOKING FOR ME?" "KEEBLE, WELCOME TO OUR PARKING LOT OF PAIN." "HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA!" "[GROANING]" "[BANGING]" "YOU KNOW HOW DOCTORS SAY," ""THIS ISN'T GONNA HURT A BIT"?" "WELL, I'M NOT A DOCTOR," "AND NEITHER IS McGINTY HERE." "HE'S RIGHT." "I'M NOT A DOCTOR." "YEAH!" "OH, YOU KNOW, THAT'S TOO BAD," "'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED ONE." "UHH!" "HOLD HIM!" "LET HIM GO!" "MEGAN, I'M HANDLING THIS!" "SO AM I." "HA HA HA!" "WHATAREYOUGONNA DOABOUTIT ,HUH?" "THIS. [PLAYS BEGINNING TO WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT]" "McGinty:" "OH." "OK." "[BAND PLAYING WE'RENOTGONNATAKEIT]" "HA HA HA HA!" "[BAND FINISHES SONG]" "[SARCASTIC] I'M SO SCARED." "YOU SHOULD BE." "WE'RE TAKING BACK OUR SCHOOL." "YEAH." "NO MORE BEING PUSHED AROUND." "NOMOREBEINGSTEPPEDON." "NO MORE MR. NOT-NICE GUY." "YOUR REIGN OF TERROR OVER THE STUDENT BODY" "HAS COME TO AN ABRUPT HALT." "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "YES, PLEASE." "FROM NOW ON, YOU HAVE TO PAY US" "TOUSETHERESTROOM." "WE'RE PULLING YOUR PLUG!" "THROW 'EM IN THE DUMPSTER!" "SWIRLIE!" "YEAH!" "GET 'EM!" "[YELLING] NO!" "[CLATTER]" "AHA!" "AHA!" "AH!" "[GRUNTING]" "[YELLING]" "IT WAS ALL HIS IDEA!" "IT WAS HIS IDEA!" "PUT ME DOWN!" "WAIT!" "WAIT!" "WHAT ARE WE DOING?" "!" "GETTING REVENGE ON THE BULLIES." "BUTTHATMAKESUS THESAMEAS THEM." "DON'T YOU SEE?" "I MEAN, I WENT ABOUT ALL THIS THE WRONG WAY." "WE ARE NO BETTER THAN THE BULLIES" "IF WE DO EXACTLY WHAT THE BULLIES DO." "IMEAN,WE ALL-- WENEEDTO STANDTOGETHER" "AND MAKE OUR SCHOOL A BETTER PLACE FOR EVERYONE!" "FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND EVEN YOU, WORRIED KID." "[SOBS]" "MAN'S GOT A POINT." "YEAH!" "WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THEM?" "LET 'EM GO." "NO!" "[LAUGHTER]" "[CHEERING]" "HA HA HA!" "[SOBBING]" "WOW!" "HOW COOL ARE YOU?" "YOU KNOW." "JUST" "ABUNCHOF US AREHAVING APARTYTHISWEEKEND." "NINTH GRADERS ONLY." "EXCEPTFORYOU,MAX ." "I'M SORRY." "I CAN'T COME." "I'M MEETING SOMEBODY." "SHOO SHOO!" "[LAUGHS]" "WHATEVER." "NICE MOVE, MAX." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I THINK NOT MOVING" "WAS THE BEST MOVE OF ALL." "IT'S JINDRAIKE!" "HE'S HEADING FOR THE ANIMAL SHELTER!" "Jindraike:" "THAT'S IT!" "RUN!" "SCATTER LIKE THE CHILDREN YOU ARE!" "KNOCK,KNOCK." "ANYBODYHOME?" "[CRASH]" "[BLEATING]" "WHOA!" "[THUD]" "HUH?" "GIDDYAP!" "ALL RIGHT!" "WHO'S FIRST?" "!" "[NEIGHING AND BLEATING]" "I KNOW!" "HOW ABOUT THE SMELLY GOAT?" "!" "BAA!" "NOT TODAY, JINDRAIKE." "THAT'S FAR ENOUGH." "ONSECONDTHOUGHT,WHY  DON'TWESTARTWITHTHEBOY" "WHO TRIED TO SAVE THE SMELLY GOAT?" "I DO NOT FEAR YOUR DARK POWERS, BALD ONE." "YOUR KUNG FU'S NO GOOD HERE, MAX." "[SPRAYS]" "[BARKING AND BLEATING]" "OH, WHAT IS THAT" "EEK!" "EEK!" "PBBBT!" "PBBBT!" "TRAITOR!" "UHH!" "HAH!" "[BLEATING AND NEIGHING]" "AAH!" "UHH!" "UHH!" "OOH!" "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "[CHEERING]" "CEASE!" "HE DID IT!" "ALL RIGHT, MAX!" "Max:" "YEP!" "IDID IT!" "[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]" "THEANIMALSHELTER WASSAFE," "THEBULLIESWERECOOKED," "ANDJINDRAIKEGOTFIREDFOR FIDDLINGWITHTHEBUDGET." "ASFORME ANDMYFRIENDS, WELL,WEWEREJUSTHAPPY" "THATTHEFIRSTWEEK OFSCHOOLWASOVER." "NOWWECOULDCHILL FORTHERESTOFTHEYEAR." "[TIRES SQUEAL]" "Ice Cream Man:" "I'LL GET YOU, PAPERBOY!" "Max:" "OH,MAN!" 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