"Drunken Fist has two styles with the same basis" "The southern form was created by Beggar So" "He created the most invincible techniques which no man had ever defeated" "Northern Drunken Fist was created by Rubber Legs" "He's a proud man with a desire to destroy" "He secretly added Praying Mantis to his Drunken Fist to make an even more lethal weapon" "Rubber Legs, with his student marches southward to deal with Beggar So!" "Waiter!" "Coming!" "Master So!" "Check please!" "Master So, it's our honour to have you You needn't pay" "Thanks but I don't wish to impose on you" "All right just put it on my account then!" "Please stay!" "Are you Beggar So?" "What's it to you?" "Well, are you?" "Beggar So has no need to change his name" "Then you'd better pay your bill!" "Why's that?" "If you don't pay now the chance won't come again" "Your Southern Drunken Fist has stirred all of Canton and I, Rubber Legs, have traveled here to stage a duel between Northern and Southern Drunken Fist" "Rubber Legs?" "I'm not really Beggar So" "My name's Fake, Beggar Fake I'm an imposter!" "I'll not only kill Beggar So but any imposters too!" "Better to make a mistake than lose everything!" "Wanton noodles please" "Quick" "Boss" "2 wanton noodles" "Hurry up" "Wanton noodles again" "I'll take one" "Eating again?" "2 more over there Hurry up!" "Hey, I've been waiting for long!" "Quick!" "Coming..." "We've been waiting for too long" "Lucky that no splitting" "You want 2, right?" "Put them down" "Waiter, come here!" "What can I do for you?" "Look at this!" "What's this thing?" "Wanton noodles!" "Look more closely!" "It's an onion!" "Taste good!" "There are even more onions here!" "Look carefully" "Why so many?" "Why don't you eat these too?" "Oh!" "Too many isn't good for eyes" "I'll change these bowls for you!" "That won't be so easy!" "There're flies inside so hand back my money!" "A refund just for some flies?" "!" "You're looking for trouble, asshole!" "Don't beat me" "It's not my fault, you asked for it!" "Son of a bitch, pick on me will you?" "Try this Chicken Fist!" "Duck Fist" "I peck...!" "Broken Chicken" "I peck...!" "Stupid bird, you pecked the wrong guy!" "Chicken eats the duck!" "I kill chicken and chop duck's meat!" "You're really skillful" "I should thank you!" "Boss, what's the matter?" "Get the hell out of here!" "Come and have a look." "It's good" "How much?" "Here you go, it's sixty cents!" "Okay" "That's the guy, it's all his fault!" "Damn man!" "What's going on?" "What?" "You horny old man made my sister pregnant!" "Made her pregnant?" "Have you made a mistake?" "I'd even recognize your ashes and the red hair on your ass!" "Even I've never seen red hair there!" "Pull down your pants and let's see!" "Hurry up!" "Take them off!" "Not taking that off means you did so!" "I have to see that" "Don't try to put the blame on me!" "I didn't." "You did it all right!" "Sister, you're a shame of our family" "You have it but have yet married" "Brother told you to choose friends carefully" "This old guy says he didn't do so" "So what are you going to do now?" "I'll kill myself!" "Sister, don't be silly!" "Wait a second!" "Give back my money!" "Don't grab me!" "If she dies, I'll get you!" "She won't die!" "What?" "If you don't give back the money I'll get you!" "Money back now!" "Stop!" "You idiot, he stole my money!" "You made her pregnant" "You must pay!" "You idiot boy, you look!" "How could an old man like me knock her up!" "Even old shells can hide a pearl!" "You idiot!" "Your mother'd have farted an egg better than you!" "Laugh at my mother, huh?" "I'll fix you!" "You fight well, old man so I won't be nice to you!" "I'll wake you out of that dream!" "You rascal next time you'd better be smarter!" "You'd better pay back today!" "Or I'll get nasty!" "Why should Beggar So's debt concern me?" "Your husband's debt is your debt too!" "You're his wife so who else should I talk to?" "How much does he owe you?" "Five dollars about two years ago!" "With 20% interest every five days" "All together is $400!" "What?" "That's a robbery!" "That's not robbery, that's investment!" "My husband's debts are his own business!" "I don't have it All I can give is myself!" "You?" "No one likes old meat!" "You dare hit me?" "You don't value your life!" "You bitch, you're not so bad!" "The hell with your damn interest!" "Be smart and go at once!" "I won't leave until I've got my money back!" "The bumps on your head are your interest!" "How much do I owe you now?" "Nothing!" "Get out!" "Thank you" "Wait" "All that for nothing!" "Old bag, you're trying to murder me or what?" "You still have the nerve to come home?" "There's no place like home!" "Are you crazy?" "What did you do that for?" "No reason except you left without one word" "You treat me as if I don't exist!" "I deserve it!" "These broken things cost money!" "I'm glad you know that you borrow from everywhere and the creditors are always at the door" "You shit and make me wipe your ass!" "I'm to blame!" "Then here's your medicine!" "Beating by a broom brings three-year bad luck!" "I'll beat you into a pulp!" "You can damn well enjoy yourself while you don't even send me a cent!" "You expect me to eat air?" "I'm not to blame!" "Let me go!" "I'll beat you..." "I sent you money so why are you starving?" "Bastard, let me go!" "Stop!" "It's you again?" "It's you again?" "Leave my mother alone" "Stop!" "He's your father" "What?" "My father?" "Call him now!" "Father!" "Shut up!" "You call all bearded men your father?" "Huh?" "I understand now, so you've played..." "Played what?" "Oh, you think I've fooled around!" "You're crazy, you nuts he's my adopted son!" "Adopted son?" "You mean this ugly thing?" "You could have chosen a smarter kid!" "Hey!" "He's an honest boy!" "You said you sent me money?" "Yes, I sent it through a bank!" "What're you saying?" "I never got it!" "You didn't get it?" "Don't worry your money is safe in my pocket" "I'll send it soon!" "I hope so, I don't like con-men!" "I especially like con-men..." "What?" "To be my punching bags!" "I won't worry then You don't need to." "Good bye" "See you Take your time!" "Thanks a lot" "Beggars, screw off You won't find handouts here!" "Even if I had it I wouldn't give you any!" "Take it easy!" "We're not here to beg" "We're looking for your boss..." "on business" "Oh, you're here on business?" "Yes..." "I'm boss here." "They call me Money Bags" "Oh!" "So you're Mr. Money Bags!" "Just call me Money Bags" "What's mine is yours" "My trademark is reliability" "Believe in me and you'll never be disappointed" "One dollar and ten-thousand are welcome!" "That's enough!" "I'm here for your help!" "I want a refund!" "A refund?" "My father transferred cash through your bank to me" "But I never got it!" "Yes!" "You damn scrooge" "Watch your mouth!" "Look here, do you see what I'm wearing?" "See what's on my wrist and in my teeth?" "Do you think I need anything from you?" "Do you think anyone would believe you?" "No one believes?" "I have a proof with me!" "Shhh...!" "What do you mean Shhh..." "We've done nothing!" "Let's keep this among ourselves!" "Let's go inside and talk!" "Please!" "The Great Old Scrooge?" "That's right!" "These things are my family jewels" "Knockers?" "Yes, but don't be mistaken they have great meaning!" "The left ring won't open the right ring gives less" "What about the one in the middle?" "It's my greatest fortune!" "To guarantee that I'll never need to refund money" "I have three conditions here:" "First, I pay on no definite date" "Second, not within my life time" "Third, definitely not in the near future" "Stop avoiding the issue!" "If you don't pay, your body will!" "I'll push!" "What kind of kung-fu is that?" "Kung-fu of Push!" "Look at me!" "Don't lose face!" "Tiger's claw!" "Even a tiger can be pushed!" "I'll push your elbow!" "And your jaw" "I'll push to the left then to the right!" "I'll butt you!" "And throw you upon the altar!" "I'll leave you onto the clouds" "Father... can't make it!" "Not your father but you can't make it!" "Both of you can... come in standing but go out on your asses" "I push!" "I want to puke!" "I push!" "Why don't you use your other shoulder?" "Good!" "Push" "Poke out your eyes!" "This is the money you borrowed on January 15th" "If it's not yours it shouldn't be in your pocket" "I'll just take back my Ching Ming money!" "Back with the Dragon-boat Festival money!" "It's real gold" "Where's my necklace?" "Gone?" "Prosperity finds its own way!" "Goddess, please help me!" "You can't get that" "Can't I?" "It hurts" "We both have red noses now!" "I push!" "Hercules lifts the shit bucket!" "Sits on the shit bucket!" "Now I'll stuff you into the shit bucket!" "My head!" "Final kick!" "You can't pull it out!" "Have a cup of tea, father!" "Money Bags' kung-fu is incredible!" "It's not that he's so good it's just you're so bad" "That's right!" "But if you'd teach me I'd be all right!" "Teach you what?" "Drunken Fist!" "Drunken Fist?" "You're stupid and you lack talent yet you still want to study Drunken Fist?" "You must be dreaming!" "Mother taught me a little bit she said I'm okay!" "Foggy, show him some of your techniques!" "Okay!" "It's not broken!" "It's not broken" "It's broken now" "Even I couldn't recognize this Drunken Fist!" "Old bag, you sure can teach!" "Never mind, you'll teach him anyway" "You must take him as a student!" "You're forcing me!" "I have to teach you Drunken Fist?" "You must be dreaming!" "I'm leaving" "Waiter!" "Check please!" "Give me a fish!" "Coming!" "That'll be $1.25!" "Thanks!" "So expensive?" "You sure there's no mistake?" "No, that table was included!" "Father!" "What are you doing here?" "Mother asked me to follow you!" "You wait here, I have to take a piss!" "Such a dumb kid, want to follow me?" "He won't!" "You want to shake me off huh?" "No way!" "Go tell your mother I'm here waiting for her!" "Father, don't go!" "Mother says you must teach me Drunken Fist!" "Drunken Fist?" "It's difficult to learn" "I'm not afraid of hard work!" "Really?" "That's right!" "I can take it!" "Okay, I'll teach you then!" "Now I'll teach you the Spinning Earth and Sky Method!" "I'm smart and I learn fast!" "Okay." "Get ready" "Fist back!" "Leg's in horse-stance!" "Punch with your left!" "Punch holds the cup" "Catch your ear!" "Point to the sky!" "Point at the ground!" "Turn right!" "Turn quicker!" "Hurry...!" "Stop!" "Come over here and take this cup!" "Now isn't the Earth and Sky Spinning huh?" "Yes, it is...!" "Work harder" "Father, I'm so tired" "Tired?" "You can take a rest anytime" "Killing me?" "Father, how's my kung-fu now?" "Good for nothing!" "When will you teach me to fight?" "Three days?" "So soon?" "Three years!" "Another three years?" "One year for horse-stance one year for the dummy" "You're more stupid than most therefore one extra year" "Come on!" "First drink up!" "Drink?" "I can't drink one sip makes me drunk!" "I can't drink!" "If you want to learn you've got to drink" "It's not poison, drink!" "Father!" "You shouldn't drink if you get drunk so easy!" "Silly boy!" "Piss a puddle and look at yourself now" "My wife's support won't make you my student" "You must be dreaming!" "You're a damn moron without an ounce of talent" "You still want to learn?" "Dog shit!" "You couldn't begin!" "You think I'd teach you everyday" "I'd spin you in circles and you wouldn't know!" "I'd make a monkey out of you" "You still want to talk about Drunken Fist?" "That kid gets up so early for practice?" "Where is my another shoe?" "Father, I was just a parentless child" "I'm grateful that mother took me in" "I'm very grateful and will never forget you" "Mother said I must wait for you to teach me" "You came, but I never guessed you wouldn't accept me" "I know I'm stupid an idiot without talent" "Father, you don't like me so I'm leaving" "I won't anger you by bothering you again" "Mother says you should come home more often, Foggy!" "You moron wasn't your son following you?" "He's not here, why are you asking me?" "Old woman, if I don't ask you who should I ask?" "If you ask me, who should I ask?" "Now where could that kid be?" "There's a real nutcase outside who won't leave" "He looks like a dead worm" "What can you do about a guy who won't go?" "You'd better force him to leave" "Me?" "How can I do that?" "Get pissed off enough and he'll go!" "I can't do it!" "You can!" "No..." "Get pissed off and he'd go automatically!" "Piss off?" "Yes!" "Piss off" "Hey, sir, anything else?" "The kitchen's closing!" "If you want something else it's too late now!" "Don't you know Cantonese?" "Can you say something?" "The check?" "Thank you!" "Hey, you talk too much!" "Old man, we must close Please come tomorrow!" "Master!" "Inn keeper Could you find someone for me?" "Have you ever heard about Beggar So?" "You want Beggar So?" "All the kids know him" "So popular!" "His kung-fu is well-known!" "Do you know where he is now?" "Watching a dragon's head is only momentary" "He's a strange one, and hard to catch!" "What do you want him for?" "You want him to teach you Drunken Fist?" "You're too old." "You still had a chance if you'd come decades before!" "Without a tiger on the mountain even a monkey reigns" "He's never tasted my Northern Drunken Fist" "Northern Drunken Fist?" "Inn keeper, Giver me two rooms!" "Okay!" "Also, order one coffin for Beggar So!" "What's the matter got ants in your pants?" "Waiter!" "Give me a basin of water!" "Waiter!" "Water?" "I get you water?" "Ask your wife to do so!" "Hey kid, you've got a very sharp tongue" "Not really!" "I heard you ordered a coffin" "So what?" "One won't be enough" "What'd you said?" "I'd say two men in one coffin is a bit tight!" "Well, you can use it first" "Drunken Fist?" "Good observation!" "Who is Beggar So to you?" "I call him father but he won't call me son" "I call him master but he won't call me student" "So it's difficult to say anything!" "I don't care master, son; father, or student" "Where is Beggar So?" "You've found the right man!" "I won't tell you I'll let you sweat a bit!" "If you don't talk I'll teach you to talk" "Let your horses loose!" "It looks the same!" "Look more closely, it's not the same!" "Lui, the sober drunkard" "Holding it that way your wine will spill!" "That's right!" "You've learnt Drunken Fist?" "!" "It's not the same" "The gods toast you!" "I toast!" "You need not toast Save it for yourself!" "Did you learn your kung-fu from your Master's wife?" "Why are you so weak?" "I'll show you some power!" "Where's Beggar So?" "Tell me quickly!" "You're a stubborn one!" "I'll let you go, if you tell me!" "Kill me and I wouldn't tell you!" "Let him go!" "Master!" "Master" "Let him go, he'll lead us to Beggar So" "Foggy!" "Old Man I've waited a long time for you!" "Who are you?" "I'm called Rubber Legs!" "Glad to meet you!" "On a clear moon, wine brings a clear day" "Old man drinking alone brings tranquility!" "Master So, why don't we drink together?" "Good!" "As long as there's wine I'll join you!" "Here's to you!" "White wine, not bad..." "I'll toast you first" "Thanks very much!" "You can always spot a kung-fu man by the way he moves!" "Don't flatter me!" "I never dreamed my waist was so flexible!" "You should take care of yourself!" "Thanks!" "Please don't belittle yourself!" "Rubber Legs, I'll drink one for you!" "Don't be so polite!" "If I'm so polite, I wouldn't be here!" "Don't flatter me!" "Never refuse a good cup of wine!" "Well, I won't stand on ceremony then" "Keep your vessel full whatever life may bring" "Before I drink I ask the time of the full moon!" "Don't waste it, drink it" "Rubber Legs you've walked half of this planet just to have a drink with me?" "Beggar So's Drunken Fist is a legend in itself" "I for once, would like to open my eyes" "It's nothing much at all" "But lucky that I've never been defeated!" "There's a saying that a man never knows his weaknesses." "Right?" "Nothing more worthy than a stiff drink!" "Cheers!" "I'll listen to a man I respect!" "A thousand drinks with you wouldn't be enough!" "Half a word with you would be too much" "You won't even let me save your face" "Drunkenness is an excuse to fools" "Old man, don't be so piss!" "I gave you the best I have and you spilt it!" "Eat alone and starve drink alone and be thirsty" "With a cup of wine, the sky is mine" "There's nothing more to say then" "Tso, the desperate throat lock" "The 8 Drunken Gods, lying on a cloud!" "Toast of the 18 deities!" "Lan, a sudden attack at the waist" "I'll toast you with my foot!" "Chan, the superior double kick" "Rubber Legs, now you can open your eyes!" "Beggar So you live up to your reputation!" "Not really" "Han limping with a moving jug!" "The Drunken Mantis?" "Drunken Mantis snatches the cicadas" "Old man you should be ashamed of yourself!" "Drunken Mantis grabs your ass!" "Meeting me has been your misfortune" "Because you'll lose this time!" "Auntie Ho, swinging her body around with the sexy hips!" "Go to hell!" "My ass!" "A woman's fist is useless!" "Killing me?" "I'll add a little wine to prepare for your death" "Go" "Go, father" "Father!" "Wake up?" "Old man, how are you feeling?" "What are you all doing here?" "Doing here?" "You've been unconscious for several days!" "I was just sleeping!" "I'm okay" "At your age, after such a beating you're still conceited" "Get your father his medicine!" "What's the rush?" "Hell awaits for you?" "There's no help for you now!" "Are you a man or ghost?" "You almost scared me to death" "A man or ghost, I'm whatever you wish" "Most people say I'm a sick corpse!" "I take a ghost to know a ghost" "Waiting in a coffin to scare people!" "Give the medicine back to me" "On my foot" "This medicine will cure me" "I don't care if you die It's not for you!" "You old sick bastard if you weren't dying anyway" "I would fix you." "Give it back to me!" "I gave it back already!" "Where is it?" "On your right side!" "My right side?" "Left side, right side!" "It's not there!" "Isn't my right side your left side?" "My left side?" "Here it is!" "You're pretty smart, so I'll spare you!" "You sick old bastard, come out!" "Come out!" "Is he really dead?" "Why do you always like to scare people?" "Hey kid, can't you look for someone more quietly?" "Next time I'll set it on fire!" "Why did you change my medicine?" "Are you trying to poison my father?" "Is your father dead then?" "He's not dead, but..." "He has the shits before?" "Right!" "Afterwards, did he clench his fists and finally go to sleep?" "Right..." "Just like that!" "I guess that's all, you can go back!" "Wait!" "Now it's okay but what about later?" "If something happens, come back again!" "After he dies, won't it be too late?" "No then I could become your father" "Damn it, you still want to take advantage of me?" "If you sickness doesn't kill you someone will!" "So, you want my life, huh!" "Hey, your anger will only destroy your liver!" "You're all-round problematic" "Your pulse isn't normal lacks both blood and oxygen!" "Dizziness and fogged vision!" "You must have bad indigestion!" "Without a doctor's help you'd have died at birth!" "My bones are very solid!" "You'll be stiffer after death!" "Oh my hip!" "Don't worry I specialize in healing hips!" "Okay" "God!" "My head is killing me!" "Headache?" "Twist your head a bit!" "My neck becomes stiff" "Stiff..." "That feels great!" "Tell me where else it hurts!" "I'll mix ten medicines for you" "I'm not sick but pissed off!" "Take this" "The mixture I just gave you will fix all ails you have!" "Sickness?" "My mother used to tell me about the Four Ills:" "Books, Magic, Sickness, and Wine You must be Sickness!" "Today is your day of enlightenment!" "Sickness, should I call you uncle then?" "You should have called me earlier Never mind!" "Uncle, I've heard you four brothers have good kung-fu" "Is that a lie or what?" "Bullshit?" "Dog shit, or horse shit?" "A lie wouldn't be that easy" "Books, Magic, Sickness, and Wine are all talents!" "Books?" "I'd probably get lost in them!" "Idiot!" "But there's no book!" "Calm yourself down and you'll reach a higher level" "Concentrate all your power into your fingers" "A bowl can weigh a thousand pounds!" "A writing brush can flash like a snake!" "And write with a steel rod on granite!" "That seems funny" "The moon is in the willows and the sun has set" "No fun!" "Magic!" "Walk the octagon!" "Follow Ying and Yang!" "Separate good from evil!" "Separate fortune and misfortune!" "Shit!" "I almost lost my fortune!" "Not yet." "There's a lot more!" "What about Wine?" "Wine is your stupid father!" "Wine is his life, he never parts with it" "He thinks his Drunken Fist will conquer the world!" "Uncle of you four brothers whose kung-fu is the best?" "Of course, your father is the first!" "The best?" "Foreigners read Chinese" "What?" "They read it backwards!" "Books, Magic, Sickness, and Wine the last comes first!" "You're right No wonder he couldn't beat Rubber Legs" "Drunken Fist has two styles but the same basis" "Northern Drunken Fist's champion is Rubber Legs" "He's very cunning" "Uses Drunken Fist mixed with Mantis style" "Drunken Mantis of Rubber Legs" "Claw, hook, snatch, tack pick, bump, lean can all kill!" "Rubber Legs is very dangerous but with my special kung-fu" "hand to hand, he's no match!" "Special kung-fu?" "I use feel, lock, grab, and envelop" "Close up!" "These five methods are inexhaustible" "I'm at least his equal!" "Can you teach me your kung-fu?" "You?" "I know there's no chance to study" "Father always says I'm stupid and lack talent" "You shouldn't be so pessimistic" "I can cure your problem!" "You can teach me?" "But you mustn't let your father know!" "When it hurts, stop!" "No problem!" "Good!" "Your breath has set the stove on fire!" "Uncle, the medicine is ready!" "Lower, I want to take the pot" "Lower" "Uncle I feel weak!" "If you want revenge you must try to be strong!" "Uncle, are you making beancured stew for us to eat?" "I'm going to stuff you until you're sick!" "Catch!" "That's just wasting it!" "Not if you can catch it!" "It's all broken!" "It won't break if you catch it right!" "Uncle, you always cheat me!" "Beancurd is too soft I don't believe you can catch it" "To catch it without breaking you need skill" "Two in one, then there's control!" "You're having the beancurd stew!" "Imitate me!" "Do it!" "You must combine" "Use power to crush and flashing speed in order to succeed" "Power?" "Speed?" "You must appear like you're very sick" "But your spirit controls your breath!" "Your breath gives power to your fist!" "Giving you incredible strength!" "Why is this beancurd so smelly?" "It's the Smelly Beancurd!" "You want to die?" "Come, practice Mantis Fist with me!" "I'm busy, you screw ball" "At your age, still not suffer enough?" "I'll practise by myself then!" "Where you going?" "I haven't seen you, where have you been?" "What's the matter?" "Don't say I didn't teach you try my Mantis!" "Watch you!" "Don't rip the book, father!" "I'm going to help mother with dinner!" "It's got to be a trick of that Old Sick Bastard!" "Beggar So, you got away last time!" "Let's see how you'll escape now!" "Escape?" "Why should I escape?" "I'm better at the Drunken Mantis than you" "Come on!" "Almost dead, and you're still so proud" "Well, your family can accompany you" "Who're you looking for?" "You look like a debt collector!" "I don't collect debts, I collect lives" "Whose life?" "Beggar So, or his son will do" "You're crazy!" "You're very proud!" "So you must be very tough!" "Let's fight" "Try me!" "I'll kill you in three moves!" "Face the sun!" "Your ass faces the sun!" "Reverse strike!" "You're struck now!" "Third move, the Killing Spear!" "So what will you do next?" "Hold it!" "Oh!" "It's you." "You came voluntarily!" "So what?" "If you didn't find me I'd have found you!" "You know him?" "Not only recognize him but his ashes also" "He attacked father and I before" "If it weren't for my master you'd be dead now" "Hey, I'm different now!" "Be careful!" "You think I'm afraid of him?" "I'll make you into beancurd!" "Watch it, my spear isn't always accurate" "I'll rub your face" "If not for my shoe the point will stick your throat!" "I'm going to beat you like a dog!" "Don't joke!" "Kill me if you dare!" "After my master takes care of your father, you're next" "Father!" "Master So, this is for you" "Hey, drunkard, good thing I saved you!" "Sick Bastard it's none of your business!" "You think I'm not good enough and need you?" "Beggar So, so you need some help, huh?" "Don't worry, I'll just talk" "I won't help him!" "I've never asked for help" "It's none of my business!" "Drunken Bastard watch out for his Drunken Mantis Kick!" "You think I don't know, get lost!" "You don't need me to teach you, right?" "We'll see the results soon enough!" "Drunken Bastard you still have one more move!" "What move?" "Run quickly!" "Go drop dead yourself!" "Father, are you okay?" "Is that old guy bothering you?" "I'm alright!" "You sot, here comes my student!" "Let me handle him for you!" "You want to die?" "I can't even handle him What?" "You want to die?" "Go ahead...!" "You dare challenge me after losing to my student?" "Okay, I'll send you both to hell!" "Before bragging look whose spear I've got?" "I've cripple your student" "He's a basket-case!" "Don't let me lose face" "Now, show them what you can do!" "Uncle, I won't disappoint you!" "If I catch your hand you'll never get away!" "Checking your pulse!" "The drunkard takes off his coat!" "My hip is a bit sore!" "That's right, you hit the right spot!" "Now you're checking my reflexes, huh?" "You're feeling dizzy, huh?" "Let me see what's wrong!" "Headache, huh?" "Let me check it!" "Your leg hurts?" "I'll fix it!" "Constipated, huh?" "I'll help you shit!" "Heart trouble?" "Let me listen to it" "What?" "Your heart has stopped!" "That's my hand!" "Watch it he'll use the Drunken Mantis next" "Mantis?" "I'll squash you like a locust!" "I told you before you'd be beaten up this time" "You're going to die before your time!" "Locust huh?" "Now who's the locust?" "Go be sere!" "A horse without a bit is uncontrollable" "Don't waste your breath on idiots!" "You crazy or what?" "I'm your father!" "Now the shoe is on the other foot!"