"Watch out, we're filming!" "Watch out, they're watching!" "Good evening to all of you who can't cope any more with your patience." "No more waiting." "Ljuba the Moth!" "The alien Moth is among you!" "On the big screen and the scene." "Before you see him live, before he turns the scene into his own mustache empire, you have an opportunity, dear audience, to attend a movie birth of this living legend, filmed by cameras of people who wrote our movie history." "That's The Moth!" "The most famous golden bug of our show biz, alien grounds." "He moved into the magical movie screen and stayed in it in the period of the epochal movie" ""The love case of a post office worker", when he, bent over the post office counter said the historical sentence:" ""The lady is like Napoleon." "He read, thought and pissed, all at the same time." Ljuba the Moth, the most popular subculture anonymous, who's real name is known only to his wife and the IRS." "Others know everything about The Moth, his biography, full of tempting temptations." ""I would never do anything against you..."" "That is true... - "But you are very tempting."" "Leave the intimacies." "The fact is, Ljuba the Moth is extremely funny." "He is surrounded by wealth, by you, the audience following every step he makes in the theater, in the movies, on the radio, TV and show business!" "Please, come on up!" " Thank you." " Thank you!" "Keep your hands to yourself!" " On the stage, and behind it!" "One, two, three..." "Local and foreign producers are crazy about him." "In Vienna, he just made his latest movie." "They wanted more, but he told them sharply: "Nein!" and came to our performance." "Now, looking his best, shining like a moth from outer space," "Ljuba the Moth!" "THE MOTH" "Please, comrades!" "Please!" "No!" "No!" " Who wants a ticket?" "16th row..." "No, no way." "20.000." "Someone else?" "C'mmon!" "The last two for The Moth!" "Please..." "Make some room!" "Make some room!" "Come in, comrade." " All this is on the line of duty." "OK, OK." "Can we go too?" " No." "I'm on duty." "Please, how do you expect me to do my job?" "I have an identity card for journalists." "I'm on duty!" "I'm not interested, comrade." " What do you mean?" "You let those thickheads pass." " I'm not interested in you, nor the thickheads." "I just want to see a special identity card." "Move." "Same for you." "You can't come in." "You can't!" "No way!" "You can't!" "Push!" "Push!" " You can't!" "Where's The Moth?" "Excuse me, what do you think about Ljuba the Moth phenomena?" "Screw him!" "All this mess is because of him!" "You mean the social mess or this one in particular?" "You think I'm gonna tell you?" "I'm just asking when I can go abroad." " Kid, leave me alone." "Dad, you promised." " I forgot." " Only an irresponsible parent can forget a Macintosh for his only son." "What Macintosh?" "With you, I'll soon be broke!" "You're the only child who wanted to stay with his father after the divorce." " It's because I have feelings for you." "You?" "You're a bigger bloodsucker than my manager." "He at least gives me something." "You just take." " A divorced parent will soon become a frustrated person without the moral and emotional support of his child." "That's why I'm here." "Go and be emotionally supportive to your mother, and she can buy you computers, Armani jackets in return..." "You to your mother and ask for Nike sneakers." " Sneza, come on." "No need to meet a show business star in such a poor shape." "In fact, he's OK, and he will buy his son a Macintosh." "Right, dad?" "Come on, take a Valium and go to the stage." "Go on, you're great!" "Come on." "Do you know how many people are out there and you fool around?" "Petruchi, what am I doing here?" " "What am I doing here?"" "We're on a picnic, genius." "Then, where are the sandwiches?" "Where are the juices?" "You're screwing around..." "Ljuba, please." "There are so many people out there, like its Valentine's funeral." " This is my funeral." "Ljuba the Moth is dead!" "Long live me!" "I heard everything." "Bravo!" "A real man!" "At the top of his career, he's leaving show biz." "Great!" "Ljuba, that's great!" "Listen, if you give me an exclusive interview, I'll..." "I swear, I'm willing to do anything." "I have a heading:" "The Moth wants a time out." " Wrong, comrade!" "Wrong!" "This is not a time out." "This is the end of the game." "I'm willing to lose." "The Moth verses Show biz, 3:0 for Show biz." "You'll ask me for the interview and then you'll wait." "His schedule is full for this month." " What are you doing?" "Leave it!" "Dear, you tricked me with the stocking in Apatin." "Let's be a bit more creative." " Please, be careful with the media!" "Give me the tape!" "What do you think you're doing?" "No more!" "I've had it!" "Are you mad?" "There's no "no more" or "I can't" here." "This is business." "People paid money to see you." "The famous Ljuba the Moth!" "You!" "This isn't me!" "It isn't!" "I'm not what they want me to be!" "No!" "This isn't me!" "You made all this up, Petruchi, to get money!" " That's right." "What's wrong with that?" "Don't do this to me, Ljuba, you'll ruin me." "I don't want to do this any more!" "I don't!" "No more!" "Everything will be written, article by article." "When did I doublecross you?" "When?" "No, go in front of the audience and say:" ""Hey, folks, what's the rush?" "It's not the end of the world!"" "Moth!" "Moth!" "Hey, folks, what's the rush?" "It's not the end of the world!" "A nose big as a trumpet, greetings from Ljuba the Moth!" "Hello!" "How are you?" "As you see, I'm wearing a dress suit." "I'm wearing music jeans of the John Levi Strauss brand." "I'm very good at music, and if I would start singing to you, you'd pay more to get out than you paid to enter." "I have a sweater too, which my wife and I knitted together." "We do everything together, so we made the sweater together too." "My wife made the front, I made the back." "We also embroid all day." "My wife holds the cloth, and I prick." "We are very skimpy." "We made it through all the hard times." "Today for lunch, we ate only one drumstick." "We divided it." "I ate the drum and left her the stick." "As my friend Tarzan would say:" ""I don't give a Chita!"" "We like Tarzan, Tarzan likes Jane and Jane likes Chita." "We all love each other." "When Tarzan goes to the jungle, he first visits Jane, and then he inserts her his Chita." "He asks her to take care of his Chita, so he doesn't fall." "Tarzan lives on a tree." "I would be convenient." "Chita can fall and crash." "She can also walk Chita." "She can cuddle Chita, she can play with it." "She can kiss Chita, but she cannot sit on Chita, because she could break its ribs." " What are you doing?" "!" "What would Tarzan do then?" " Hi, baby!" "Lts most important for Tarzan that his Jane is fed and that his Chita is in its place." "Are you mad?" "Let me go!" "Oh, there goes the electricity!" "We want Ljuba!" "We want Ljuba!" "Come in." "Doctor, can I speak with you?" " Please, sit down." "Did you calm down?" " Yes." " I'm listening." "Nurse, please leave the room for a moment." "Five..." "Ten..." "Fifteen..." " What's this?" "Money, doctor." "Its what people pay when all is finished, but I pay at the beginning." "I don't have much time." "I'm in a hurry, so, let's not talk about it any more, because The Moth can run away from me any moment." "Moth?" " I can't allow that, doctor!" "You can't manage without the moth?" " No!" "He's mine!" "Oh, only yours?" " I have a contract with him too." "We have a tight connection." " What's the problem then?" "The problem is, he doesn't want to be The Moth any more." "Shame on him!" " Doctor, he drives me crazy." "Please, lie here." " Leave that now!" "I can't sit," "I can't stand!" "You have to do something!" "Talk to him." " With the moth?" "You think I can do that?" "I can't talk to him any more." "You're my only hope." "He's here." " You brought him?" " I don't have to bring him!" "He can walk by himself." " He can walk?" "He can do anything, he just doesn't want to be The Moth!" "He eats, talks, sleeps." "You sleep together?" " Sleep together!" "Doctor, please..." " OK, I didn't mean..." "Its best if I leave him with you, so you can talk to him." "OK, let's talk." "Bring him in." "Is it a severe case?" " No, nurse." "I calmed him down." "He's calm now." "Here he is, doctor." " Please, leave us." "Nurse, take the comrade out." "Amuse him." "No, not you." "You stay." "Please, sit down." "Come." "Come." "Yes, you." "So, you're moth?" " Unfortunately, yes." "Why unfortunately?" "It's not so bad." " It's horrible, doctor!" "I've had it." " What would you like to be now?" "Anything except The Moth." " How long have you been a moth?" "Well..." "Around 15 years." " 15 years..." " Aha." "How did you become a moth?" "Well..." "First I started performing alone, as The Moth, and I liked it." "Others accepted it bit by bit, so, I stayed The Moth." " Its very interesting, you know..." "It was for me at first, but now I can't stand it any longer." "The performances are exhausting..." " You perform?" "Yes, sometimes twice a day." " Twice a day..." "How do the performances influence people around you?" "Wildly." "As soon as they see me, they yell: "Moth!" "Moth!"" "They follow me, point fingers at me." "Children are the worst." "Yes." "I pat them on the head and everything is nice, but they put naphthalene in my pockets." " Really?" "Little devils." "Where did they find it?" "I tried to find it in stores, but I couldn't." " Here." "I have more, doctor!" "I have more!" " Oh, thanks." " Look, I have more." "Yes." "They also put this lavender..." " It's OK." "And nut leaves." "See?" " Thank you, thank you." "I'll take this opportunity and keep this naphthalene." "Doctor..." " Yes, nurse?" "It isn't any better with women either." " What about women?" "Everything is fine until we come to that." " That?" "Yes, that." " Oh, yes." "And?" " When its best, she says:" ""Oh, you're a real moth, where did you manage to enter."" "Nurse, please bring me an empty patient record." "Please, go on." "Tell me everything that's bothering you." "Excuse me?" " What's bothering you?" " Pissofobia." "What?" " Pissofobia." "Public toilets, you know." "For example, I enter the toilet..." "Come on, come on..." "You are me." "That's it..." "So, you're The Moth and you enter the toilet." "Come in, come in..." "So, you take a piss..." "Piss." "Go on, piss." "I'm some guy, some fellow, and I come in too." "I come in like this..." "Nonchalantly." "Now, I take a piss too..." "We both whistle..." "Doctor..." "Then, at once: "The Moth!"" "And I'm all pissed up." "So, there you are!" "Wait, did I call you in?" " Call me?" "Are you from the insect extermination service?" "No, I'm from the newspaper, if it means anything to you." "You from the papers exterminate people with all kinds of stuff." "Please, get out." " I have an appointment for yesterday." "Interview and pictures." " OK, I'll give you an interview." "Now please leave." " Who's asking you for an interview?" "So, that's it!" "I knew you were a moth, but I didn't know you were a cockroach!" "When you needed me, you were all nice and quiet, and now you run away from me!" "You think you can do everything by yourself?" "Listen, Moth," "I invented you, I'll destroy you like a cockroach!" "Please, wait." "Can you control yourself?" "Who do you think you are?" " A reporter!" "And one of the best!" " So be it, but why are you persecuting this man?" " He's not a man." " He thinks so too." "On the contrary!" " When he needed me, he persecuted me." "And now?" "You're letting me wait for you for 3 hours in a cafe." "Listen, Moth, I can be nasty!" "If you could wait for just one minute." "Be patient." "OK, Moth." "I have such an article for the next edition, you'll remember me for the rest of your life." " Nurse!" "Nurse!" "Nurse!" " Please show her out." "Please, come." " All right." "I'll wait!" "Let go of me!" "Remember, Moth, you can't get away from me!" "Let go of me!" " Calm down." "Did you see this, doctor?" "That's my life." "Calm down, young man." "Take it easy." "I admire you, doctor." "You have such strong nerves!" "You wouldn't believe who I listen too." "Yesterday, I had a Ronald Regan." "At 12, I'm expecting Elvis Presley, then Emmanuelle." "When she comes..." "She'll exhaust me completely." "Two hours at least." "When she starts talking, she can't stop." " Frigid?" "What does she want from you?" " She wants to put my picture on the cover page, so I would hang." " Hang?" "Yes, hang on newsstands, until I turn pale in the sun like some vampire." "I hang until a grow horns and beard." "Then people roll vegetables with me, they tumble me up, throw me into garbage, the wind carries me." "When there's no toilet paper..." "You know..." " It's in real life." "What about the dreams?" " What dreams?" "Dreams..." "What do you dream of most often?" " My wife." "Sexual dreams." " No, doctor." "Financial." " What do you mean?" "Yes, financial." "I dream of my ex-wife chasing me around with 40 lawyers and they all yell: "Alimony!"" "Seems to me like Alibaba and the 40 thieves." "Let me ask you something..." "Did anyone try to..." "Me?" " I didn't mean that." "I meant, did anyone try to..." "Squash you like a moth!" " So, you too doctor." "I come to you like a man, and you make a fool out of me." "God forbid!" " Doctor, do you see me as a man?" "Of course, why not?" " I can't be a man, doctor." "As far as I'm concerned, you fulfill all requirements." "If I can be a man, can I do what I want to do, go where I want to go and hang around only with people I like?" " Of course, of course." "People cure people." "What would you do?" "Well, for example, I'd like to go to the country, to my family." "Healthy, clean life in the country." " Excellent!" "While I was in college, I was selling books." "Those were the days, doctor!" " Excellent!" "Take books to the people." "Popularize the true culture, and not this trash." " Right." "I want to get rid of show biz, the scene, this agent of mine, the bloodsucker..." " Do that." "Get rid of it as soon as you can." "Go to the country." "Have a life." "Be free." "Take the hoe in your hands." "Forget you were ever a moth." " You agree, doctor?" "Absolutely!" "Doctor, let me kiss you." " Get serious." "Thank you for understanding me." "I wanted to let you know" "I'm not exaggerating." " Go away and don't turn back." "I'll talk with that guy." "Why did he leave this money?" " What money?" " This money." "He's giving away millions like the money isn't his." "This is my money!" "Petruchi!" "He gives away my money, like his aunt left him." "One, two, three..." "That's exactly what he owes me." "Goodbye, doctor." "No..." "Go this way." " Thank you, doctor." "He's really funny, isn't he?" " Who?" " Ljuba the Moth." "You know him?" " Who doesn't know Ljuba the Moth?" "Apparently, only me." "Where's The Moth?" " Listen, first..." " You let him go?" "You must treat him as a human being..." " And the money?" "Naturally, you took the money!" " Listen..." "You may play dumb as much as you want, but I'll find him!" "There you are, mobster!" " Where's The Moth?" " Where's The Moth?" "Where is he?" "I tracked you down, you know!" "I'll destroy all of you!" " Go on, get out..." "Nurse!" "Tell the silent ones to enter now..." "I'll go to the country!" "I'll cultivate the earth!" "Uncle!" "Uncle!" "I'm here!" "Hello there!" "Uncle, what does it want?" " To bite you!" "He don't like you." "Go on, get in the house!" "Cheers!" " Cheers!" "Take it easy..." "Uncle, how are you?" " I'm not important, its important you recover." " How's aunt?" "Well, thank God." "Resting in the orthopedic hospital." "That's for bones." " What's wrong with her?" " Last discussion..." "We had a little fight..." "She's not that good with bones." "Then, its good I came." "I can give you a hand." "I wanna ask you something." "Is the others coming after you?" " What others?" "From Belgrade." "Did famine strike you there?" "What's going on?" " What famine?" "A tough thing pushed you to come here in the middle of winter." "We know everything." "We hear." "You don't even have water." "All right, uncle, for God's sake, aren't we family?" "Can't I come just to see how my uncle is doing?" "Can't I help you with something?" "Help me with what?" " Anything." "I mean, do something useful." "Look at my muscles." "What mus..." "Fuck it!" "Yes, yes." "You can milk the cow!" "It's nice and, in a way, soft." "You can feel it, as folks from the country would say." "Uncle!" "What kind of a cow is this?" "Like any woman, my dear nephew." "You have to start slowly, nicely, from afar, then gently, until you grab her teats." "Teats?" "First, you caress her neck..." "Then her back..." "Is she calm?" " She is, uncle." "Now, her legs." "Start from her thighs, I mean..." "Is she calm?" " She is, uncle." "Of course she is." "Now, between her legs." "Is she calm?" " Yes, uncle!" "Now, grab her teats!" "She doesn't have teats, uncle." "What d'you mean?" "Of course it doesn't." "How would a bull have teats?" "What do you mean, ox?" "You told me it was a cow." "Can't you make..." "This isn't an ox, it's a little bull!" "Bull!" "A little bull, you idiot!" "Can't you make a difference?" "That's a cow, you fool!" "Give it to me." "I'll milk the cow, you go chop some wood." "Do you know how to do it?" "Of course, uncle!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "You slaughtered yourself!" " He's all right." "What do you mean?" "I'm in pain!" "If you're in pain, then swear:" ""Fuck it!" You'll feel better." "Fuck it!" " Can't you at least wait for me to leave, and then swear?" " Nobody called you." "Who called you?" "Go." " I came for the axe." "I need the axe." "I can't find mine." " I don't have it either." "It's gone." " I'm gone." "You don't need an axe." "You need something else, but I can't give it to you." "Mine is already dull." "Praised the Lord!" " Praised the Lord..." "And may he give you back your senses." " Who's this guy?" "An agronomist." "The doctor prescribed him sports." "Why didn't he prescribe him work?" "That's what he prescribes us, country folks." "Uncle Vukadin!" " What now?" " Can your boy catch my rooster?" " What rooster?" " Mine!" "It ran away!" " You're talking about:" "Neighbor, watch your rooster, so he doesn't attack my chickens." "If he attacks my chickens, neighbor, you watch out too." "Uncle, don't." "Here's some coffee." " Please, don't." " Go ahead." "Let's have coffee." "I can terminate the rooster tomorrow." "You're a dangerous fellow." "You look just like The Moth." "What Moth?" " You know, the one from TV." ""A nose big as a trumpet, greetings from Ljuba the Moth!"" "Perhaps you're his brother?" "I swear you look so much like him." " Nope." " No?" " No." "You must be some artist too..." "Show business, hey?" "Me?" "Why?" " I saw how you handled the axe." "You almost chopped off your leg." "I saw you're a nice man, you know." "An educated nice man." "Who?" "Me?" "Why educated?" "You mean because of the axe?" "I can handle the axe, its just that, it wasn't good." "You know..." " I'm great with axes." " You know," "I've had it up to here with guys who can handle the axes." "They can only brandish the axes, but they have no idea about show business." " Yes, yes." "I don't have either." " Tell it to someone else." "Do you want me to sing something, hey?" " Go on." "You do?" "I'll be right back." "Wait here." "I have to change for my performance." " Go on." "What's with this dog?" " Jealous." "My husband trained him." " Where is he?" " Running." "He runs around." "Don't worry." "Just sit here." "He'll run till noon." " When we came here, it didn't bark." "Of course." "You can come in, but you can't come out." "Don't be afraid." "I'll take you out across the roof." "Listen to me." "Listen." "Be a pal." " Go on." "Its always like this." "I start singing, he distracts me." "Oh, you beast!" "I'll terminate you today!" "I'll poison you too, you know?" "Go away!" "Drop dead!" "How can I develop in such conditions?" "Whenever I start practicing, they all start barking, like some misfortune is close." "Tell me what to do." "Go to West Germany." " I've been there." "No use." "Nothing there except the factory." "Here you can succeed more easily." " Succeed?" "Have a record." "Hey, you think I can't have a record?" "You can." "Anyone can have an album today." "You sell two cows and make an album." " I already sold them." "For the first album." "No problem with that." "I'll take care of it." " What do you want?" "I want to be in that..." "TV video." "I want to show up before the news." " Sell another cow." "I found buyers already." "There are so many of those who show up before the news." "It's no problem for me." "What is your problem?" " How do I last?" "How do I keep on the surface?" "You don't understand me, man!" "I do, I just don't know what I can do to help." " Be my agent." "We can move forward together." " Why me?" "You have a tough face." "Your eyes wander around, and you have a real agent's nose." " There he is!" "He just ran by, I swear!" "Let me introduce you." "This is my agent." "What agent?" " I was just..." "Just what?" " I was catching her rooster, you know." "What rooster?" "Whose rooster?" " Our rooster!" "What is it?" " Catching a rooster in your New Year dress?" "He wanted to hear me sing, to test me." "So, you tested her?" " Please..." " Don't!" "I'll show you how we test here!" " Help!" "Good afternoon." " Good afternoon." "What happened to you?" "Moth, where did it happen?" " While I was resting." "What do we do now?" " Unfortunately, nothing..." "Until I pull myself together." " The doctor's in the country." "What's he doing there?" " Plowing the earth." "He went for the weekend, but he didn't come today either." "Doctor!" " Not my hand!" " What's with your hand?" "A dog bit me." "A country dog." "It was chained." "I felt sorry, gave him a piece of bread and it bit me." "Was it a mad dog?" " We'll have to wait and see." " And your leg?" "I hit my leg with the hoe." " Your neck too!" "Yes." "I took water out of a well, that lever hit me, and the water from the well was cold, so I have a sore throat." "Nurse, if you don't have any more questions, bring me tea." "You, sit down." "Sit down." "That's right." "Let's help each other." "Like this." "Speak." "What's your problem?" " Now I saw you, I better be quiet." " Be quiet, of course." "You made me go to the country." "Now I can't work." "Do you know how low my salary will be if I don't work?" "Do you know how much I get paid?" "You don't." "You don't care." "For just one night, you earn as much as I do for a month and you came to me to talk about your problems!" "Lts hard for you to be The Moth!" "Please!" "For that money, friend, I'd play a cockroach if I have to." "I'd be a cockroach, any bug, and I'd be quiet!" "What now?" "What is your problem?" "What?" " Nothing, doctor." "What do you mean, nothing?" " Well..." " We said you'll work." "Go, plow the earth!" " Seems like I can't do anything, except make people laugh." "Everything is going badly." "Everyone laughs, I weep." " Who laughs?" "Everyone." "For example, I go catch a rooster, but I catch a woman." "What rooster?" "!" "Go do something." "Grab a hoe!" "I did, doctor, but the hoe plowed me!" "I'm full of internal and external injuries." "My leg, my arm..." " I see your head is injured." "Yes, my head too." "I'm no good." "What should I do?" "If you're no good and if you don't know what to do, write memoirs." " Others do that." "That crazy reporter wrote everything about me." "Now she's waiting for me to die, so she could finish the book." " Then start from the beginning." "What beginning?" " Yours!" "You must have done something while you were a normal human being." " I did." "I told you I did." "I sold books." " Excellent." "Books, of course." "People like us, who grew up with books, aren't for hoes." "Go, sell books." "Make a fresh start, but be smart, and don't show up here again." "You don't need me." " Oh, my leg!" " Oh, my arm!" "Come in!" "Oh, its you from the repair shop!" "Come in." "I hammered something." "Please, come in." "I'm sick of that fridge." "It always breaks down." "I just keep calling the shop." " I work with books." "Hits, crime stories, love stories..." " What books now?" " It's OK." "Books aren't millet, and I'm not Cinderella." "You're the Latin professor?" "Oh, I'm so sorry." "Goca!" "Gordana!" "The Latin professor is here." "Why such a fuss over Latin?" "Oh, he so cool!" "You're the one, hey?" "I can't picture you as a Latin professor." "I don't have anything for Latin now, but can order." "I have books, but we don't like each other." "Come to my room, then I'll see what I'm gonna do with you." " Goca!" "Go get dressed." "What are you doing?" "And you, comrade, you came here to teach!" " Books speak for themselves." "Let's take, for instance, Art of Lepenski Vir." "A thousand years of art, and you can pay it off in six months." "Besides, you'll get the book immediately." " What?" "What's with him?" "Who's fucking whom here?" "Lepenski Vir, bro!" "Who used my toothbrush again?" "Oh, we're so squeamish!" "Maybe it was me." "So what?" "OK." "I'll have to hide things in my own house." "Then, someone less squeamish can steel toothbrushes." "Paradentosis is a nutrition illness." " Who's this guy?" "Who are you?" " I have a cure for that too." "Medical Thesaurus." "Study this if you don't want to be a toothless witch." "Toothless wi..." "Hey, who's this guy?" " I have no idea." "He's not a repairman, he's not a professor." "I'm in a hurry, you get rid of him." " Who are you and what are these tattered books doing here?" " Well, if Momo Kapor is a tattered book for you a Cosic, Pekic..."Madness", dangerous thing." "You never know." "Then, there's Gunter Grass," "Marquess, Hesse..." " We're back." "Oh, you're back, and I haven't left the house yet." "Please, don't go." "Pick something." "For me." " Wait." "What do you mean "for me"?" "Like, some novel?" " Milan, son, who's this underground guy?" "I bet he steals books on the Book fair." " Mister, do you also steal comic books?" " What if he draws a gun?" "Live action!" " Shut up!" "Bite your tongue!" "Ranko!" "Ranko, son, come here." " Yes, dad?" "Ranko, son, show him out." "Great, dad!" "No problemo!" "Your bodyguard is here now." "Ranko, son, just don't get excited!" "His son is his gorilla!" "You really don't know anything about Latin?" " Who?" "Me?" "I speak Latin very well." "Listen, bro, get out, 'cause if I get a hold of you, you'll turn scarlet." "Let him go, Ranko." "I want my comics." " Should I evacuate this idiot, or continue working out?" "I don't feel like screwing around, folks!" " Let's go!" "Let the man go!" "Look at you!" "Shame on you!" "Aren't you ashamed?" " They are." "Mister is ashamed too, right, mister?" " Please, you saw that nothing is going well here." "Goca won't study for school, the alimony is a problem, Ranko works out all day, mother-in-law is nervous." "Take your things and go, please." "It would be best." " No way until you pick something." "Its impossible there is no solution for your situation." "For example, a body builder must walk as a model." "Its a great book." "Please..." "Marquesse, "lmpersonation of Patience."" "Grandpa, for you, "Graveyard Literature", by Ivan Colovic." "A man is nothing." "A cold grave is waiting for all of us." "What is it, body builder?" " No!" "Don't break things!" "People, what's wrong with you?" " You sop!" "I you were any good," "I wouldn't go after my first husband." "You idiot!" "He made them literature terrorists." "The Red Brigades!" "Enough, people!" "Stop it!" "What's wrong with you?" "This isn't Beirut!" "Stop it!" "Doctor, its no use." "Please, can't you see I'm working?" " I'm sorry." "You're working, and what about me?" "Leave me alone, man!" "The people don't want books." "No one reads." "Today, people rather write than read." "I'm writing, if you hadn't noticed." " When they see me, they shout: "Thank you." "We have enough books, we didn't pay for those yet." "We have more than enough at home, close the door, there's a draught..." They wave like this, they wave their hands at me, as if they saw an alien." "Doctor, what should I do?" "Whatever you want." "You are healthy, but you're a prank." "You are strong!" "Please, don't burden me any more with your imaginary problems." "And don't come here any more!" "What are you waiting for?" " Perhaps you'd like a book." "I have enough books." "I still haven't paid for them all." "I don't know what to do with the ones at home." "Didn't I..." "Oh, its you." "I'm done for today." "If you came because of that insect, you're wasting your time." " Where is he?" "I saw him come in here." "Where's that lunatic?" "People who come here are not lunatics, they're patients." "He came to you, so everything is clear." "Tell me, please, what's wrong with him?" " I'm a doctor," "I don't give any information." "I can, perhaps, say what's wrong with you." " Me?" "What's wrong with me?" "I can't tell so soon, but after 2 or 3 therapies..." "You are missing 2 or 3 screws." "I came here as a reporter." "You can come as Anna Carenina." "It's just the starting point." "Everyone comes here as someone, its important how they leave." "I'm a public worker, a professional and an intellectual." " Most of my clients are." "I graduated from two colleges, I speak three languages, and my only shortcoming is beauty." "What beauty?" " My beauty." "Since when is this shortcoming?" " Since I wore a skirt for a first time." "No one looks me in the eye, they all stare at my legs, knees..." "So, start wearing trousers." " Please!" "Stop staring at my legs!" "What do you take me for?" "A woman or something else?" " Something else." "They say I pass with my charm, that I open doors with my legs, hips, breasts..." "They say my brains are in my bottom." "What do you think?" "You case is simple." "You pass because you're rude." "First, you don't knock." "You smoke without asking for permission." "You blow the smoke into my face." "You yell!" "So, we can't talk about beauty here, we can only talk about breeding." "That's my first observation." "Now, we can move on to your beauty." "Please, lie down." "You don't say?" " You don't understand." "We can do it standing up." " Look at yourself!" "Unlike you, I don't complain." " It wouldn't be of any use." "You seem crazier than all your patients together." "My case is completely different." "All my shortcomings are obvious, but my qualities are hidden." "I'd like to know which ones." " Please, lie down, and you will see." "Moth!" "You won't run away this time!" "Purse!" "Wait!" "Wait, Moth!" "Hello, brother!" "Hello!" "Do I know you?" " From part school." "I have something for you." "This nice tape from Sweden." "VHS?" " Sure." "Sexy, big boobes, with Negros, she does everything." "This tape is even better." " Are those cartoons?" "This is Snow White, and she also fucks only Negros." "Please, another drink!" "Not interested." " Just 1.500." " Not interested." "Here." " Thank you." "You interested in a video trans?" " What kind of video is that?" "See?" "Interested?" " No." " What're you interested in then?" "Crossword puzzles." " This is a puzzle of puzzles, man!" "Look!" "This is the ugliest device you've ever seen!" "My man will come now." "Stay there." "He'll demonstrate the device." "Hello, Dacha!" " Yeah?" " Come 'ere to conduct an investigation!" "This is Dacha." "He's a doctor for these things." " He's a doctor?" "I mean, his dad got married in Tokyo, his mom is Japanese." "Look how yellow he is." "Like toilet paper." "Look here, you press this, so you make the mechanism voltage, get it?" "You pull here." "When it opens, red for play, and you, normally, take it out and its OK." " I don't think I understand." "Wait a minute!" "Calm down." "I do the thinking here." "Calm down, like the boy says." "And these wires..." " Look here, I'll explain." "I repeat, third grade, high school." "Look here, you have..." "Don't press stop, you have rewind." "You pull here, and you, normally, take it out." "It works perfectly." "Listen." "I don't here anything." " Its working, only you can't hear it." "What's with the wires?" "What's this?" " It's got to have wires!" "How would it work?" "It can't work on sun or yogurt!" "Don't know..." "How much?" " Settle it with the finance department." "Explain the gentleman." " Give me 500.000, buy me a drink, and take the trans home." " How?" " Not how, but what!" "D'you have 500 grand?" "You do." "We give you the trans, you give us 500 grand, we take the trans and the end, get it?" " No, I don't." "You don't get it?" "Wanna buy it or not?" "Well..." "What about the warranty?" "We'll write you War and Peace if you want..." "This thick..." "But if anything is wrong, you better call me home." "He doesn't really have a phone at home, but you can call him from any phone booth." " Any phone booth?" "Any phone booth." "500, right?" " The boy made the bargain, not me." "C'mmon." "Goodbye." " Goodbye." "Hey, lady, another drink here!" "Where have you been?" " Around." "What's this." "Sit down." " I'm really getting worried about you." " They're making an idiot out of you, and they should be applauding." "Talk about someone else." "No more dough left." "Its all gone." "Forget the dough." "Everyone around you is mad, I know, but what about you?" " I'm cooling my nerves." "I'm healing by life." "Great healing!" "Dad, life is crazy, and you make a living from the audience that is mad about you." " Someone has to come to his senses." " And you decided to be the one?" "The audience won't." " Listen, this is not about me, but you're wrong." "You used to be someone, and now?" "What do you know?" " You're really worrying me, dad." "I swear." "You started a wrong therapy." " Everything's upside down." "Instead of a father taking care of his son, the son is taking care of his father." " Do what you want." "Wow, you think you're smart?" "I'm gone." " Hey, wait." "How much do you need?" " I don't want anything from a sick man." "I just want you and me to be world champions." "Get it?" "Think about it." "See you around." "Bye." "What did the doctor say?" " He told you to get off my back and let me live like a human being." "Please, just one question." "Are you interested in starring in a movie?" " What movie?" "My movie." " He is." "Talk to him about art, and talk to me about money and schedules." " Thank you for your offer, but I don't have to do anything with it." " Don't listen to him." "He's exhausted, but the doctor said everything will be fine." "Listen, whatever you did until now..." "Just forget it!" "Your new career is starting with this role." " Great." "That's what we need." "You'll have a new life." "Thank you very much, but I have to go now." "Let me go." "What an idiotic face!" " I'm telling you." "I telling you, he can play any part." "He can play idiots, maniacs, intellectuals." "Anything!" " Get up!" "Get up!" "Up, up, up..." "Imagine you can do what you can't do." "Hit your head against the wall." " Go on!" "Don't be a coward!" "Is that the main role in the movie?" " The main!" "Why don't you hit your head then?" " Are you mad?" "Hit my head against the wall?" " Can a stunt do that?" " No, no." "Out of the question." "Absolutely authentic." "Primary expression." "Those reflex, metaphorical details are extremely esthetic and they're important for the movie." "From facts to fiction, from fiction to facts!" "Get it?" " Absolutely." " I don't get it." "You don't get it..." "OK." "She's fucking mad!" " I see that." "Wait a minute, let me see if you can do this..." "Now, something else." "Great!" "Great!" "I wanted to see if he's capable of expressing that terrible pain on his face..." " He is." "Petruchi!" "Petruchi!" "I'll kill this woman!" "First her, then myself." " Ljuba, calm down." "What's wrong with you?" "Let's make this movie and then..." "During the shooting, you can..." "You'll feel like a human being, let's just do this, take the money, and then you can talk to reporters about her as much as you want." "Can't you see she's a nutcase?" "Completely nuts!" "It means she's a genius!" " I'm not interested in her genius." "I wannna live like I want to and leave me alone!" "OK!" "OK!" "Listen, when your sister, whom you raped first, several times, hits you on the head with a pair of pincers..." "I want to see that look on your face." "OK, send me the script." " A script is a spiritual action." "Me, Fasbinder, Goddard and a few more directors don't need anything any more." "I write and think with my camera full of ideas." "Do you understand?" " I do." "No one understands me." "If I'd let everyone understand me, what kind of director would I be?" " We agree with the pincers, but can they be made of rubber?" " Out of the question." "Only iron pincers can make real blood flow." "I want lots of blood, I want the screen red with his blood." "Understand?" " I do." "We agree, but its double money." " Si, si, si..." "There." "I made us a double pay, and regarding the pincers, don't get excited." "Its just the first shot, and then its over." " You're crazier than her." "Fuck you, fuck her, fuck cinematography!" "Let me go!" " Don't worry about this." "I'll bring him to the shooting." "He's just a bit excited and..." "Let's talk about the contract." "OK." " How much was it?" " OK, OK..." "Felini, the scene's ready." "They're waiting for you." "The lights are ready!" "Actors, stunts, take your places!" " This way, maestro." "Action!" "Easy, man!" "Can't you see its stuck?" "Well, make it unstuck then!" " I didn't make it stuck!" "God, how you're treating us!" " You again." "Do you think this is a home for the aged?" "Boss, do you have chocolate?" " Smart guy, aren't you?" "Black chocolate or milk chocolate?" " Milk." " No." "What about black?" " We don't have that one either." "They do!" "They have everything behind the counter." " Which one do you have?" " The report one." " What's that?" " Its the one that exists only in reports, but doesn't exist in real life." "Why not?" " Ask that question when you become a delegate." "Leave me alone." " Oh, you're so rude." "Why are you speaking to the customers like this?" "Boss, let me ask you something." " What?" " Do you have oil?" "Brake oil or engine oil?" " Salad oil." "Its called oleum." " OK, do you have oleum?" "Of course." " Is that the stinky oil, boss?" "Do you want it to smell good?" "Are you going to use it as a perfume?" " I'm just asking." " Just asking?" "Smart one!" "Why don't you ask for Obrovac or Medenica, and not oil and chocolate?" " We have Obrovac and Medenica." "Well, that's why we don't have oil and chocolate." "Do you understand?" " No, I don't." " You will." "Its all the same." "The fact is, there is no chocolate." "What's the use of understanding when people whose job is to understand, don't understand?" " What is it?" "What's the fuss?" "Do I have to listen to your subversive statements for this poor salary of mine?" "Is this a grocery store or a satire cabaret?" "You're so rude!" " Excuse me, this stinky oil..." "I'd like to have a bottle, but I'm wondering..." " What?" "Does it leave stains?" " What stains?" "!" " lf I spill it, will it leave stains?" " Are you screwing me?" " Yes." "What?" " We're screwing each other." "You screw us, we screw you." "Screwing is salvation!" "What is it Latin guy?" "Eating in the street?" "I thought your family is a horror movie, but now I see you are individually dangerous too." " You're hilarious." "If you buy me a hot dog, I'll buy you a drink." "OK?" "Hold this." "Do you have a car?" "Lts OK, its not far away." "We'll walk." "What do you do when you don't sell books?" " Trying to find a new solution, to start something new." "Get it?" " Yeah." "Killing time." "Same here." "Let's go." "Wait, maybe its not convenient." " Latin guy, don't play those tricks with me and those frustrations 'cause you're old." "I mean, the generation gap and that shit." "We're not James Dean, rebels without a cause." "You are old, but you're ugly, and ugly is beautiful." "Get it?" "Let's go in." " Wait." "Wait a second." "Now we can go." " My old punk." "C'mon!" "Trouble, hey?" "Hey, guy!" "A fellow by the machine is asking for you." "Its an emergency!" "Take your drink, you'll need it." "Bye!" "Hey, Latin guy!" "Hey, Goca, when are we going to play hide and seek?" "Maybe we will, maybe we won't." "Maybe tonight, maybe we don't." "I know tag." " Leave the girl." "You see she likes union officials." " Hey, babe, when did you last get laid?" "Don't remember?" "Lts very healthy and good for your skin." "Start doing it and get lost." "Mister, are you Goca's male parent?" " Beat it!" "Get out of my life!" " Really?" " Really." "Hey!" "Is this your dad?" " Lf my dad would come here, you'd already be on the floor." "He'd make you listen about building of the railway from Samac to Sarajevo." "Dearest." " Idiot!" " I say he's not her dad." "The fact that they're both ugly is just a coincidence." "Really, who's this guy?" " The guy is Latin." "He deals with books." "At this moment, he's my pop star!" "I get it." "Have a drink." "Its on me." "Waiter!" "One shaving here!" "Hi!" "What have you got here?" " Big Lale!" "You have it here too." "Balls." "What do you know?" "Look at these balls." "I'll put them in my left hand, and blow them a bit." "You must blow too." " Go ahead, blow." " That's right." "Look!" "One cube." "No more balls." "What do you say?" "Open your right hand." "Your right hand, yes." "I'll give you one ball." "Squeeze it tightly, and I'll squeeze the cube." "Do you get it?" "Tightly." "There." "Squeeze it." "I'll put the cube in my left hand, and make you one ball." "I'll put it in your hand." "Open it slowly." "Slowly." "What do you say?" "What do you say, tough guy?" " Well, he really got him!" "Balls, yeah?" "Cubes?" "How've you been, Kepa?" " Sale, let me introduce you to the oldest punker in the Balkans." "He's a 100 years old, but he's great." " Folks, that's my dad!" "Wow!" "Dad!" "Fuck!" "You're dad isn't Ljuba the Moth, is he?" "Fuck it." "You can't choose your parents." " I found the right guy." "Uncle Moth, can I make an announcement, just to say you're here?" " We'll have free drinks for a month." " Don't." "Come on!" "Come on!" " I gotta go." "Here, have some drinks." "Bye!" "Moth, bye!" " Sale, I didn't know your dad was so great!" "What a guy!" " What can you do?" "Like son, like father." "Come on!" "Drinks are on me!" "Good day, working people." "He hasn't slept all night." "Its his ulcer." "I need my registry number for my new identity card." "That's comrade Prpic department." "How about we wake him up and ask him about it?" "No way." "He said he'd castrate anyone who wakes him up." "He said that?" "You ask him then." "He can't castrate you." "Nothing, nothing." "Go back to sleep." "It wasn't me, I swear." "It was him." "What?" "Yes?" "For you." "Hallo?" "Hello, darling!" "Lts you!" "He calls 18 times a day to check if some maniac is raping his wife." "Please..." "Do I look like a maniac?" "No." " Well..." " What man?" "No men here, I swear." "It was my colleague Mrs. Prpic." " Now I'm Mrs. Prpic." "Better to be Mrs. Prpic than a maniac." " Really?" "What male voice?" "What?" "Sweetie, I'm telling you..." "There's no one here." "Mrs. Prpic is climacteric, so her voice is deeper, you know." " Me, climacteric?" "Not you." "Mrs. Prpic." " Who's asking you?" "I'm OK." "I'm OK." "Yes, Mrs. Prpic is fine too." "I can't take this any longer." " I'm not laughing." "Why would I laugh?" "No, a client is laughing." "Yes." "A female client." "She's not laughing as a maniac." "Please, honey, no need to come here." "Here's my friend, and you'll see for yourself." "Please, be a woman." "How, with this moustache?" " Please, try, until I finish the job for you." " Hallo, this is Mrs. Kajganic." "He's asking if I'm a lesbian." " Swear you're not." "A lesbian with moustache." "Hallo, I assure you I'm not a lesbian." "I swear." "But, I'm not sure about this Prpic woman." "Mishko, nothing." "I'm not screaming." "Why would I?" "There's no fighting, really." "I swear." "No, no lesbian reckoning." "Mishko, I have work to do." "Bye!" "Bye!" "Oh!" "What is it?" "Call the ambulance!" "Comrade!" " Violeta!" "Comrade!" "Maybe she should lie down." "Absolutely not." " Comrade!" "Her lying down led to this!" "Violeta, what should we do?" " Calm down." "We are calm." " Perfectly calm." " Perfectly calm." "All right." "Go to your places." "I want silence." "You don't want me to have a baby in the sixth month of pregnancy?" "Here you are." "So, its the birth certificate?" "I just have to go to room 516, to get a citizenship certificate." " Yes." "Next!" "Wait, please..." "Don't push..." " I'm..." "People!" "People!" "This is a death certificate." " Death certificate?" "I need a death certificate." " I need a citizenship certificate!" "Wait!" "One by one, please!" "You wrote here the hour, day, month and year of death." "You put today's date." "Its a death certificate!" "Lts possible." "Everyone makes mistakes." "I have a suggestion." "Can this be changed?" "He can give me his death certificate, and I'll give him my birth certificate." "I think I'm going crazy again!" "This is a nut house, people!" " Leave the woman alone!" "She'll have a miscarriage because of your certificate!" "Big deal!" " It is a big deal to me, comrade!" "It is!" "I need myself alive!" "Comrade, please..." "Take a deep breath!" " Do something, please." "I'm alive." " Who says you're alive?" "You have to prove it!" " Prove it?" "How?" " With two witnesses." "I'll be your witness, boy." "I have been a witness for the military length of service, pension, etc." "I can do it for you too." " Why do you have to be a witness?" "Is that your job?" "No!" "Please, let me explain how I meant to do that." "I'll explain it to you." "Please." "This is not happening to me." "Its happening to someone else." "This isn't me." "This is Ljuba the Moth." "Oh!" "What's this?" "It wasn't me!" "Please, calm down." "We'll take care of everything." "Small amnesia because of the shock." " Doctor, you see?" "You kept telling me about sports, the therapy of life." "What therapy?" "The most important thing for you was that I don't disturb you." " Calm down." "You mustn't get excited." "Everything will be fine." "Small accident." " What accident?" "There was no electricity, so you hit your head against the wall." "Head against the wall?" "Pincers?" "Blood?" "Lts the crazy director woman..." " No." " What?" " The artist." "Wait, its nothing." "Just a little lump." " A little lump." "Excuse me, doctor, since when do psychiatrists treat lumps?" "I'm telling you he's a bit..." "Pardon me, what psychiatrist?" " You, doctor." " I'm not." "I'm Dr. Tabacki, urgent medicine doctor." "I was dreaming." "It was all a dream." " What did you dream?" "I dreamt I was free, that there were no concerts, no you!" " You dreamt about what you long for." "Dad, don't play crazy." "Like, you don't know where you are." "You have a concert." " I forgot." "I forgot everything." "Its all blank." "End of the game." " Ljuba, do you hear me?" "Forget that nonsense." "The audience didn't forget they bought the tickets." "Ljuba!" "Ljuba, did you hear me?" "Let me talk to the patient!" " Please, let me talk to him!" "Moth, listen..." "So, you're changing your job?" "Your switching to Becket?" "Theater of absurd?" "Let me communicate with the patient." " Hey, doc!" "For you, he's a patient, but for me, he's a dad!" " Kid, beat it!" "Go ahead, tell me what you dreamed of." " I dreamt, like, you're a psychiatrist and the two of us piss in your office." "The two of us piss in your office?" " Not really." "Then, I had to catch a rooster, but Stanka caught me." "And then?" " Then some punks made me buy a transistor." "How interesting." "So, you're chasing a rooster, Stanka's chasing you, and the punks are selling you a transistor?" " Yes." "A Japanese." "A Japanese rooster?" " No." "The transistor is Japanese, and the rooster is local." "This big." " That big?" "Well, not that big..." "Finally, I was given a death certificate." "The punks gave you the death certificate?" " No." "A pregnant woman and a man with an ulcer." " A certificate for the rooster?" "What rooster?" " Your rooster." " I left my rooster with Stanka." "Interesting." "So, you don't have a rooster, but you have a transistor and a death certificate?" "Easy, easy." "Everything will be fine." "You thought The Moth will cancel his performance?" "No way!" "After a brief crash of our electricity system," "I think we managed to settle everything." "The lights are on, The Moth is ready." "I think we'll soon be able to see him!" "Ljuba!" "What are you doing to me?" "Ljuba!" "Ljuba, what are you doing to me?" "Doctor, you don't have any idea." "He's worse than before." "Look at him!" "Behaving like an idiot!" " First, I'm not a wizard." "Second, you made him like this." "Like what?" " His condition is stable and chances for a recovery are better." " When everything is so well, why is everything so bad?" " Enough speeches." "We should reach an agreement." " Please!" "We have a patient!" " I'll have a heart attack!" "No you won't!" " People!" "Come to your senses!" "Can't you see the situation we're in?" "Dad!" "If he runs away now, we're fucked." "Excuse me..." " What is it?" "What are you staring at?" "Moth?" "Moth?" "Don't panic, please." "Don't panic!" "Don't panic!" "Ljuba!" "Answer, Ljuba!" "Where are you, Ljuba!" "Ljuba, answer, please!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "We're lucky he's out of his mind." "Zoki, brother, I'm sorry." "I don't know what I wanted, but its good I wanted it." "Lots of love from a bug named Ljuba the Moth!"