"...and the farmer, Joe-Bob, is working in the field as usual." "But something will change Joe-Bobs future forever." "One day, he finds a commonly looking tool." "Joe-Bob, an ordinary, useless and lousy farmer makes the mistake to keep the tool." "But, unfortunatley the tool is possessed and is therefore a very dangerous tool." "Shortly after, Joe-Bob begins to hear strange sounds." "But as a dumbass farmer, he chooses to ignore them." "When his neighbours starts to die one after another he begins searching for an answer." "But, he just don't get it." "Finally, the truth reveals itself..." "But it seems to be too late..." "Evil Tool !" "Now available on video." "Rent it!" "Growl, hiss..." "Aaaargh!" "Grunt, roh.....sniff, sniff....uh?" "!" "Douaj!" "Oh, shit!" "Grunt, he, he...giggle." "Growl...." "Grooowl." "Boh, ah...yes.." "Looks like we have to hang him." "(Swisch)" "Gargel, hark...uh......" "Do we need more wood guys?" "Party time, woopie!" "Thanks..." "Aaahhh.." "Conny, didn't you bring the hotdogs?" "Yeah, where are the hotdogs?" "Oh...shit, I left them in the boat." "THE BOAT?" "!" "Well, get them!" "Yes, and hurry up." "No, I brought the..." "I brought the lemonade damn it!" "In that case, you go." "Ho, ho, I'm not going to..." "Ouhh!" "Watch it with that soda dumbass!" "Hrmf!" "(Sigh)..." "Mature, guys." "I'll get the hotdogs." "Damn..." "Weiomma, weiomma, weiomma etc." "Fine!" "What do I do now?" "This was my last skirt, you know." "Hey...calm down, damn it." "I got a spare one in the tent." "Ah....ok!" "Hiaj!" "Is he back with the hotdogs yet?" "No, he's on his way." "He just left." "Nice skirt you got there..." "Err..." "What colour was your car again?" "Life is a big test!" "Uno, did you know that a fucking midget..." "It's getting darker..." "Ah, damn..." "Well..." "HA, HA, HOTDOGS!" "Fucking clown..." "Look!" "I brought them all." "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "Putting on a show..." "Ok..." "Here!" "Damn, I was really scared!" "I almost wet my pants...fuck." "Uh, let's have a barbeque, no more talk!" "Exactly, unpack the hotdogs." "Ok, Bru..." "Bruno..." ""One for me my friend" "One for you Brano"" "I'm like...starvin'." "...bad parents..." "Are you hungry?" "Ha...you don't need to put your arm in the fire." "Give me!" "Are we supposed to do it with our bare hands or?" "Hiaj!" "HO!" "HO!" "HIAJ!" "HOO, HOO!" "HIIIAJ!" "HO!" "HO!" "Fire!" "Anal atrash!" "Anal atrash!" "Uh, god damn I'm full!" "Jesus!" "What the...guys?" "!" "Don't you have any more soda?" "Hey..." "Eh, GUYS!" "What?" "Check that out!" "What is it?" "Another barbeque?" "It must be..." "4:th of July or something..." "Hell..." "Let's go there?" "Yeah, come on!" "Sure, why not?" "Just take a look." "If it's possible to stand up...phew!" "Hoo, hooouuu." "Wow!" "WOW!" "Wouuu!" "WAAAHAAAAUUU!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Damn..." "How fucking far away is it?" "It must be behind that hill." "Hysch, hysch!" "Hey!" "Stop, stay here." "Down!" "Hysch!" "Look over there!" "What the hell is that?" "!" "Come on, let's go for a close up!" "No..." "No fuckin way, I'm not moving an inch." "Hey, hysch!" "Come on now!" "No..." "I'm not going!" "HYSCH!" "Ok, you stay, we'll scout the place." "Shit, look!" "Look!" "Oh, man!" "Damn, I can't see!" "What are you doing!" "?" "!" "OOHH!" "Ajeboja, ajebo!" "Axe-men, get them!" "SSSSS..." "Shit!" "Run!" "Run, damn it!" "You two..." "Bring me those children!" ""WARNING!" "Satanist meeting, 45 feet"" "Fucking idiots!" "Crazy-ass people!" "We need to get some fucking help!" "Shit, I can't run anymore...they are way back anyway." "Yeah..." "I don't think..." "I think we'll be alright..." "There they are!" "Ouhhh!" "Stand up asshole!" "Come on Benny..." "Wraaaaah!" "Wrrrrrrrrhhh!" "Shit, let's go!" "Arghhh...bjaee!" "Start the engine!" "Let's find a phone somewhere." "Phone?" "!" "Which one is closest?" "Don't know..." "Anyone?" "Down the road, I believe!" "Ok, I'm satisfied with $30..." "Yeeees...and you will pick me up." "Ok, bye!" "I'll wait right here." "Hi!" "You are the guy with $30?" "Move, BITCH!" "Hey, come on..." "Let's take a look what kind of help can we get." "Damn..." ""SOS"...and "Ambulance"..." ""The Spe..." "The Specialists"?" "!" "What do you think that is?" "Should we try them?" "Let's try them." "Ok!" "What the hell is this?" "!" "Why should I know!" "I don't know everything." "Well have you changed the "hydral" then?" "I do that everyday." "Smartass..." "Hell, I don't get it!" "Konning, take over!" "Shit..." "Uh, it looks fine to me." "This will never work." "You are so negative." "(Phone is ringing)" "Konning..." "Baahhhh..." "Yes, The Specialists?" "My name is Bruno." "Here's the story..." "I've been camping with some friends." "And...now we need your help." "We have had a small...accident." "Ok, well..." "What has happend?" "You don't have to worry..." "Hmm, I hope that it will stay in one piece." "Yeah..." "We can meet you near the old bay." "If you know where that is?" "Sure, yeah, yeah..." "I know the place." "We'll be there in 15 minutes." "Guys!" "We have a job." "Wake him up!" "(Spit, hiss)...uh..." "What the..." "Hey dumbasses!" "Let me down!" "Fucking....ahhh!" "What are you going to do..." "Get me down, damn it!" "Rectum Lerum!" "Hey, don't crap around!" "Oh shit..." "Hey, stop it..." "Coitus interruptus." "Ei Saa Peitää." "May yie consume the poop from hell, until your death." "Corpus, likvidus." "Burn in flames you nasty butthole...he he he." "Vadius, alsmedius, spressus." "Poopus, exploatus, explosius." "Midi, Maxi, Efty..." "May you be known as "Lefty"." "Anus activatus!" "Let go of him!" "Next...person!" "Aaaarghhh...." "ouch, ouch, ouch..." "I will tell on you." "My brother will kick your asses REALLY HARD!" "Spit...fuck..." "Ssssohh...now I'm..." "Spit...fuck..." "I will find something to..." "Ahhh...uuuhhh..." "Ouch...uh!" "I hope your brain will stay inside your head!" "Well Bruno, where are they?" "Uh, well...they were supposed to be here in 15 minutes." "It's been at least 16 min..." "(Carcrash)" "Well ok...he he." "Looks like they're here..." "Caugh, caugh..." "Oh boy, fuck me..." "Uh, damn it..." "Uhh, this way guys." "Problems?" "Well, kind of..." "We are in..."A Hell of a Hunt"." "You are?" "Ok, let me introduce us." "I am captain Henning." "This is corpral Konning and liutennant Manning." "To make this work, we must exercise good planning." "Let's start by finding a mechanic." "Volunteering!" "Oohh..sure..." "You should say "Yes, captain", and also do this sign." "Again!" "Yes, captain." "Ok, good." "Run along." "You are going to get educated in armed combat, and I've got some weapons in our car." "Let's go, single line march." "Drop the tire and join us." "Put it over there." "Good..." "These are the weapons we have at our disposal." "I was thinking..." "Manning, Take this and bring..." "Mr. Pink, what's your name?" "Bruno." "You teach Bruno how to work that thing." "BRUNO!" "And now Konning, take this and team up with..." "Benny..." "Benny, and show him some moves." "Ok, let's go Benny." "I've got something extra cool for you." "What's your name?" "Conny....only." "Well Conny, this way." "I'll show you how to handle the M-10 Ingram." "Have you ever pulled a trigger before...boy?" "Well...." "Ok, let's stop." "Stand in a square formation please." "Good..." "At ease!" "Ok, this weapon is called, Ingram M-10." "It's a powerful piece." "Made of steel." "Rate of fire: 700 bullets/20 seconds." "Repeat!" "700 bullets/20 seconds." "Correct." "To go with this weapon, we have a clip Nr 14." "Goes in like this." "The clip holds 36 bullets." "Ok?" "Good." "Ok, let's fire a few rounds then." "Since you are a beginner we're goin to use "semi" mode, one bullet at a time." "Okey?" "Sure." "Let's go." "Single line march." "Ok." "See the bottle over there?" "Yes..." "Now, we attack the bottle." "chamber the gun, remove the safety it's next to your finger, and give it your best shot." "Okey...uuhhhh...what if it jams?" "In that case, keep the weapon in the line of fire, safety on... remove the shell and ask for assistance...or fix it yourself." "Understand?" "Do you understand?" "!" "Ye..." "Yes I understand." "Good, repeat it!" "uhh...keep line of fire, safety on remove shell...fix it, or ask for assistance." "Correct, let's start firing." "What the fuck was that?" "!" "Well..." "The weapon is not a toy, so don't play with it." "Understand?" "!" "Yess..." "Come again?" "!" "Eh..." "Yes, captain!" "Ok, fine..." "Well, let's continue." "Commence firing, so we can find out how good you are." "Ok, stop...thank you." "What's your problem?" "I'm going back to the others." "Could you fix the tire?" "Yep!" "I'll take that weapon so you don't fuck up again." "I wouldn't like that." "Come on little ant...good boy..." "And...jump!" "Dick head!" "Liutennant !" "What the fuck?" "!" "Are you destroying the wildlife, liutennant?" "!" "No, captain." "I'm training the ants." "I see..." "Well, let's plan the assault!" "Yes, captain!" "Good!" "Nnnnnggghhh!" "Mmmng!" "Ah...finally, I'm done." "Mwoaa, ha, haaa!" "Arrrgh, what the hell..." "Any questions regarding this mission, liutennant?" "No, captain!" "Excellent." "I'll go and get that bastard Conny." "Prepare the group." "Yes, captain." "Good!" "Arrgh!" "Help me, damn it!" "Heeel...." "That's a dead fucker!" "Join the others." "Ok." "Is this the whole bunch?" "...two, three, four, five..." "Yes, all of you are here." "Volunteering?" "You, Bruno." "One step forward." "Take this and lead us, to the camping site." "Forward!" "This way..." "Ok, so this is your base?" "Yes, this is our...base..." "You got it, mister..." "Well your camouflage needs improvement." "That's for sure." "Ok, were is the boat?" "It's this way." "Brethren!" "Let us begin!" "Okey, now something will happen that never has happened before!" "I'm going to be strongest, biggest and toughest!" "The great deamons will come and bring me strength!" "Prepare yourselves!" "Satus, Necronomus, waaaargh!" "Satus, Necronomus...." "Hwaarrgh!" "Satus...he..." "Necronomus, Ehieeerrrgh!" "Let the spirits, posses me!" "Mwooaoaorgh!" "Eieyeyeyeh!" "Hey, shut the pike Bruno." "Come on!" "Tempo!" "We'll stop here for a while." "Here we have a perfect selfgrown map we can use." "Let's have a short briefing." "I was thinking that we should use some kind of strategi." "As you know we call this rock "water", and the sand is "earth"." "Eh...our boat..." "where we reached land." "So that's over there?" "Yes it's here." "Ehh..." "I've agreed with private Konning that he will take that side of the island." "We will take this side, we will engage here, ok?" "That's the plan." "I want to see some action from you now." "We are here right now." "And I was thinking that..." "You Bruno..." "We will all split up and you Bruno you will take the left part, ok." "You will move behind the enemy." "At the same time...oh, Konning..." "K, eh Conny." "Sorry..." "I mean Conny..." "You will go this way." "And I will go straight through the middle." "I can handle that on my own." "The element of suprise, is the most important thing in this mission." "Don't you forget that..." "Don't you FUCKING forget that!" "OK?" "!" "Bruno!" "Do you understand?" "Everything clear boys?" "Yes captain..." "And what about you Conny?" "Do you also understand?" "Well Conny?" "Yeah sure..." "WHAT'S THE CORRECT PHRASE !" "Yes, captain!" "Ok, good..." "We might still have a chance to get along." "But I think you'll have to sharpen up." "Let's continue..." "Thiiiis is the plan." "Bruno." "You will go behind them." "And you Conny, you will cover Bruno with that Uzi, ok?" "If some devils appears just shoot them down." "It's efficient up to 300 meters." "Yeah, damn it..." "No mercy!" "And then we will try to join the rest of the group." "I will not say that this is going to be easy." "Because I've been there before and I know that this is could be a tough job...for you." "But..." "We will not try to do this well." "And will not push ourselves to be the best." "Instead...we shall be AWESOME!" "Do you get that?" "!" "Yep...we'll try..." "DO YOU GET THAT ?" "!" "?" "YES, CAPTAIN!" "That's my boys..." "Prepare yourselves." "Ok, let's move out then!" "Hysch!" "There they are!" "Why is he in such a hurry!" "Wait up!" "Where...the fuck, did he go?" "SHIT!" "Burr....." "What are you think you are doing?" "!" "Psss...." "Fuc..." "Whoaaarrgh!" "Growl!" "Rrragh, wrah!" "Gru..." "Gruuuw!" "Damn..." "He, he..." "Mwoa!" "Come on then!" "Yeah, come on!" "Oh, Satan!" "That's correct!" "Aiargh, Njea!" "Argh, growl, grymt, knorr!" "That's enough!" "Eh..." "Looks like you have an ulcer, he, he!" "What happened to Konning?" "Don't worry, he's been around." "Keep up with me." "Ouuhhh!" "Where did he go?" "Ughnnnn..." "Ouch, aaahhh..." "Good, stay alert." "What the fuck are you doing..." "Any success?" "Well..." "We're going in that direction." "Keep on moving!" "What is it?" "What's the foul smell?" "Evil may be close." "Eh..." "It could be me I've made my pants brown, you know." "Whatever..." "Now it's our turn to strike." "Go ahead." "Hey, I think I'll better go first." "You see I was a tracker in Navy Seals!" "Oh...well, ok.." "Get him!" "Retreat!" "Uuuhhh...ho, ho, ho." "Ahh...ouch, aaa...ahh." "Uh, shit." "Let me go you bastards!" "Yes, excellent." "Tie them up!" "Hey!" "Bring the "VooDoo-Kit"!" "Yes, Master!" "Eh...ooops..." "You are MY bitches now!" "You!" "Table!" "Come here." "Open the lid...." "NOW!" "You may arise." "Ok, ok." "Now you're in deep shit." "No, what are you doing?" "!" "Jaaoo...(hi he, hisk)." "FIRE!" "Aaaargh, damn it!" "How do you feel?" "I'm fine, thank you." "Uhh?" "You fool!" "What the...?" "!" "You kill them, and I'll go and think up some more evil things." "Ok..." "Captain!" "Are you hurt bad?" "Just a scratch." "What's important now, is that liutennant Manning and Benny they are captured!" "Damn..." "That's no good news." "I want the direction and distance so we can rescue them at once." "Well, I guess..." "...45-46 degrees in this direction." "That's all I know." "Ok." "I understand." "We leave at once." "Okey..." "Charge!" "Hiaaahh...jahh!" "Seamen!" "Hgnn..." "Yahh, yahh, yahh, yaaaah..." "YAAAH!" "Hwoaa!" "Ooops!" "Too bad for that little devil, heh." "Wow!" "Shouldn't we put out the fire?" "Nope!" "Let him burn." "Then he will feel at home when he reaches hell." "Yes, well spoken." "How will we cross the water?" "!" "With the power of Satan, nothing can stop us!" "Joaaahhh!" "Doahhh!" "(Grunt)..." "Yes, Let's go!" "Come on, god damn it..." "Whoooaaa!" "Argh!" "Aaaahhh!" "Aaaah!" "Come on!" "Benny!" "He is reversing..." "Come on!" "Move, damn it!" "Benny !" "Hurry up, Benny!" "Benny!" "Benny, Benny!" "Woaargh!" "Aaah!" "Come on, come on, beat him up!" "Let him have it!" "Step aside slaves!" "Yes, Master!" "I've got an idea." "Hey, I know." "Let's tear his head of!" "Hgnnn....." "I'm pulling with everything I've got..." "Uuuuh." "Soon it will detach." "Fight Benny!" "Shit!" "What am I supposed to do with this?" "Put it in the "spare parts" box." "Ok." "Move it!" "Come on, hurry!" "Jihoo, ha, ha." "Wohoo!" "Suck on this!" "Fuck me!" "Has Satan abandoned me?" "!" "To the "Sate-mobil"!" "Hurry!" "Get in, or your asses are mine tonight!" "Ok, not too fast." "Easy, easy...watch it..." "Ahh, oooohhh, easy, EASY!" "What are you doing?" "I don't know..." "Well, that's what happens when you're pushing the car too much." "Right now, we better fix this as fast as possible." "Do you want some help?" "What?" "Well...yeah." "What the heck!" "The car just stopped!" "I..." "It's something wrong with the vibrator I think." "Something wrong with the vibrator?" "Yeah, the vibrator." "The vibrator is down there." "It's under the car." "Whhat a slow mother fucker!" "Are you finished asshole?" "Come on bitch!" "Sss..." "Shit!" "They are coming!" "I..." "I think I'm finished!" "Ok, good!" "Go!" "Go god damn it!" "Ouch...my stomach..." "Oh ohhh..." "What a sportfreak!" "Exactly!" "Hey stop the car, we are not allowed to be here at this time!" "No thats right, it's past 22:00." "Step on the breaks!" "Come on!" "Single line, follow me!" "Come on Bruno!" "It hurts..." "Nooo, I don't have the stamina for this." "Hahaha, haha..." "Woooow!" "Nnnnha, sniff..." "Well, how does it feel?" "Nnneeehehe..." "Why don't you just go away!" "Nniiihihihi...nniiihihihi..." "Ahhh!" "Ditt, ditt, ditt...ditt, ditt, ditt." "What the fuck, you damned cross-dresser!" "Mmmm..." "What!" "Taste this!" "Aahhh..." "Is he dead?" "Obviously, you dumb son of a bitch!" "Uhh, he uhh..." "look over there!" "Fuck him, he's dead." "Go after them, and I'll get the others!" "What is this?" "Against dandruf!" "You don't have that!" "I don't?" "!" "Well...eh...ok, ok..." "Go, damn it, GO!" "Aaaargh, aaaah, rrrrgh!" "Well, get them!" "Dumb ass!" "Can't you tell the difference between forward and reverse !" "?" "Ouch!" "Fucking idiot!" "Gaah !" "Bastard!" "Were going the wrong way!" "Well...sorry." "Turn around!" "Yes, Master!" "Left." "Yes, Master!" "YES!" "I got that one!" "Jaaau!" "Yeah, gear up!" "Yes!" "Waha ha!" "Fucking road block, stop here!" "Ok, let's get some guns." "What the hell is this?" "Hey, come on!" "Fuck, that's disgusting!" "Yak!" "Shit, how do you dare to do that?" "Well, some people got ICE IN THE BELLY." "Well..." "Ok, come on let's go." "Oh, you son of a bith!" "Ouch, ahhh!" "Waaah!" "Get out you stupid idiots!" "What are you waiting for?" "!" "Run along!" "Fuck off!" "Errr..." "Bodus, Vetus, Allskopius!" "Oh great Satan give me a weapon of revenge!" "Ja ha ha!" "WOW!" "Stop!" "Take this." "Stay here and engage the enemy." "Ah..." "Shit..." "Raaah!" "Survive this!" "Let's see what this can do." "Ooof..." "O ho ho!" "Got you Elvis!" "Ah the great deamons, the strongest... that gives me strength, courage..." "Alibaba!" "Eh..." "Coitus interruptus!" "Give me..." "SNOW!" "What kind of idiot brought the snow?" "!" "Hou?" "That's mine!" "No, it's mine!" "No!" "Ouch!" "He, he, he, he!" "HA!" "No, what the fuck!" "Ahh, gnnn, eh..." "Hhhhe, he, he, he..." "Aaaahh!" "Woaha ha!" "Wow!" "Fuck..." "Your clothes, give them to me!" "I'm freezing..." "Mwoaah!" "Mwooo..." "Satan will punish you!" "Raaaahh!" "Hhhhe, he, what a fucking bloody mess, ha, ha!" "Satan is not kind to me..." "Hulk, sob..." "Boooo hoo..." "No!" "NO!" "Uuuuhu huu..." "UH!" "Heh!" "Ahh..." "Yiehaa!" "Now I kill!" "He he he he he he, Haaa!" "Tzoooh..." "I seem to be late to a Satan-meeting!" "God damn Satan..." "Satan...stop!" "Clear!" "You, have already..." "...fired your last shot." "FATTY!" "May Satan take you!" "Well, ok..." "Rape, kill, burn, singing this song!" "Kill..." "Ooops..." "Aaaarrrgh!" "(A hell of a hunt)" "(When they arrived to this island one day,)" "(they didn't knew some of them would die.)" "(A lovely sun,)" "(a lovely moon, it's paradise.)" "(A hell of a hunt!" ")" "(A hell of a hunt!" ")" "(A hell of a hunt!" ")" "(A hell of a hunt!" ")" "(Clans in our world they come and go,)" "(it doesn't matter, no if it is summer)" "(or spring.)" "(Go pick some flowers,)" "(and put on your grave.)" "('cause today,)" "(you will die!" ")" "(A hell of a hunt!" ")" "(A hell of a hunt!" ")" "(A hell of a hunt!" ")" "(A hell of a hunt!" ")" "(Deep cuts from the Slayer,)" "(and dandruf in your hair.)" "(Bones fly to the left side,)" "(and guts goes the right side.)" "(And you stand no chance,)" "(to survive another day.)" "(You must die now, if that's ok.)" "What the fuck is this?" "You shouldn't say..." "Here we go..." "No, but I was supposed to say that?" "Rectum Lerum!" "What do you mean, "Lerum"?" "What are you doing?" "Let me down, damn it!" "Rectum Lerum!" "Rectum Lerum!" "No, calm down..." "Veni, Vidi, Vici.." "Oh, pooper?" "Vadius, alsmedius, spressus." "Poopus, exploatius, exploderus." "Anus activatus!" "No..." "Are you too heavy?" "...two...one..." "Waaaah!" "Come on!" "No..." "One more time!" "Damn..." "Put on your beard!" "You have no more shots with that thing." "I hope Satan will get you!" "No!" "The beard..." "Don't walk around so much..." "You have no shots left." "I hope Satan will get you!" "...two...one..." "You have no shots left..." "Oh you, wait a minute..." "He he...no..." "Ah..." "Ha!" "No!" "Nooo..." "Fire!" "Shit, fire..." "God damn it..." "Satan..." "Seamen..." "Ou, Ou, Ou!" "Stop the car, damn it!" "Oh shit." "The damn car is rolling..." "Fucking great!" "Was the gear in neutral or what?" "Ooow!" "Something sharp scratched me... (Gear stick loosens when changing to 3:rd gear)" "The gear stick came off..." "Let's do it!" "Satan !" "I told you!" "Where did it go off?" "Right here..." "Fuck off..." "I got stuck in my fucking coat!" "Oops!" "How are you?" "That hurt like hell, I can tell you that." "Did I hit your nose or in the mouth?" "No...right in the lips." "He's bleeding!" "Romeo is bleeding..." "God damn it!" "He, he..." "live!" "I tripped damn it, that's why..." "Hey!" "I would like you to give me an injection with cortison?" "I've got som tissues over there." "Wait!" "Stand straight." "He, he..." "Let me see!" "Doesn't work..." "Ahhhh!" "Oohaaa!"