"As you can see we're standing outside Bank of Indians." "We've just been informed that the bank has been taken over by some masked men." "Are they robbers?" "Their motives are unclear and we can only speculate." " It's a Saturday..." " Bomb-Squad!" "It's 11am and an estimated 75-100 people employees and customers... mare being held hostage inside the bank." "As you can see the police has barricaded the street and the force is present here in large numbers however it is impossible to get any details about the situation inside the bank at the moment." "We're standing outside Bank of Indians and we have ACP Akhilesh Aane of the Mumbai Police with us to tell us about the situation." "Sir, what can you tell us about what's going on inside at the moment?" "Uh" "Firstly, let me tell you that there's no need to panic as the police is here!" "Thank you, sir." "But can you tell us how many people are inside the bank and who exactly are these masked men?" "Well, some robbers seem to have have entered the bank." "And according to a few witnesses they're dressed up as saints." "While some say they're in animal masks." "Which animals, sir?" "A horse or... an elephant... actually we aren't sure either right now." "As you can see, even the police is unaware of what's exactly happening here, right now." "Sir, my next question to you is..." "That's enough madam." "Please stop recording." "Stop all of this." "That's enough now." " Thank you!" " Sir, we just need to ﬁnish this byte..." "Get going, now stop this." "ONE HOUR EARLIER" "Hey kid, where's my tea?" "Hey kid there's no taste in the food you sen/e us." "Add some salt to your food, buddy!" "Hello, Bank of Indians." "Yes, we're only open till 2:30 on Saturdays." "Please keep sir's government issued ﬁrearm safely." " Please don't chew my brains..." " Son!" "At least listen to me..." " Security!" " Holy Moley!" "I mean Praise the Lord!" "You fool, control your mouth or I will lose control and end up cursing you." "O learned sir, is your curse restricted to him or will we all get it's vibes?" "Each one of you will be cursed." "Even/one will be cursed." "The entire bank will be cursed." "(Chanting) Om heem kleem!" "Move, idiot!" "Security!" "Security!" "What is happening?" "What is all this nonsense?" "Hey, who was that?" "It's done, it's done, it's done." "Now?" "You're this way." "Take it, you take it too!" "Hands uuuup!" "This bank has been kidnapped!" "What happened?" " Why isn't this gun ﬁringl?" " You think mine's working?" " I don't know." " Should I ﬁre to check'?" "Tm..." "Oh my god!" "GUN!" "He's got a gun!" "You stupid fools!" "Calm down." "Stop." "Stop it!" "Why is this gun networking?" "Because according to Feng Shui the gun had to be ﬁred by the elephant..." "NOT the horse." "I had told you, let me be the horse." "It would've ﬁred at the ﬁrst go in my hands." "If anyone has to ﬁre the gun, it's me." "I'm anyway having trouble breathing through this stupid mask and you're chewing my brains to top that!" "Both of you, please shut up!" "It would've been a better idea to get you guys donkey masks." "How will you become the horse?" "You're not even a stable person." "Looks like, I'll have to do even/thing myself." "How will you become the horse?" "You're not even a stable person." "Shut up!" "I'm anyway having trouble breathing." "Even/body down!" "Doooooown." "DOWN!" "NOT YOU TWO!" "No, I was..." "Meaning, we were..." "Just showing them how to go down." "Thank you!" "Ladies and gentlemen." "Say hello to your new and improved." "Fresh and fragrant." "Bank Robber." "(3" "G-B" "Ganpati Bappa Mon/a!" "Let's rock!" " Excuse me'?" " Hey!" " What is it?" " Sir, um..." "I think maybe, you guys perhaps may have entered the wrong bank, sir." "Why?" "ls this a sperm bank?" "If you're done laughing, can we begin work?" "Go and shut the main door ﬁrst." "Some 10-15 people have already escaped." "Shut it from the inside." "It's a brand new gun." "And a gun is most dangerous in inexperienced hands." "Don't mess with me or this time I'll give you a real curse." "One with a bullet." "Long drive in my car." "Full speed and vew far." "We won't stop for any cocoons..." "At least don't make me sit next to these people." "Oh please." "Oh..." "Oh trust me." "lam THE Baba Sehgal." "Today's rappers like using two yo's in their songs." "Me'?" "I use only one yo!" "OIIIII!" "Gende!" "IT IS HIM!" "Yo!" "This baldy'?" "Baba Sehgal?" "I have to make a viral out of this." "Let's make one, quickly!" "Yo." "Man..." "This 2G connection!" "Manager, where's the Wi-Fi switch?" "Wi-Fi?" "Umm..." "In my cabin." "Under my table." " I'll be right back." " It's a red coloured button." "Yo brother!" "Should I rap something for you?" "Missy so hot." "In the aerobics." "Wearing leotards." "Vew vew vew smart!" "Just shut up!" "Idiot, save your poems for that Baba fanboy, not me!" "You didn't like it?" "Tw another one." "Nobody says it." "Neither will I." "How did you ever know." "Hey bud, why why why." "Check it out, look it up." "Look at her move." "Like a deer in a groove." "I'll go, hold her, ﬂirt with her, sing for her and she'll say..." "I couldn't ﬁnd the vault inside..." "Oh my god!" "Hey!" "Are you alright?" "What happened?" "You're al-alright?" "I'll remove this mask, just breathe." " Just take deep breaths." " Gulab!" "Are you alright?" " Gendu!" " Ok'?" " Take deep breaths, don't wony." " Gendu!" " Move!" " Hey!" "Gendu, what happened to you?" "Yo bro!" "Its normal." "You feel breathless while rapping!" "Even if you're only listening to it?" "I had told you not to use the phone." "Give it here." " I had told both of you that..." " This was your plan all along." "It's his trick." "He made sure my mask came off." "So that even/one only sees MY face." " But you couldn't breathe..." " Wrong." "Wh at?" "This is wrong!" " What are you sayingl?" " One minute." "No, don't, stop..." "Wrong!" "You can't do this!" "You made him take off his mask so that only we get caught?" " This is wrong." " GOOOOOOD!" "GOD!" "I can see a murder in my near future." "You delhiites are so..." "just so thankless!" "Selﬁsh idiots!" "Oh oh oh oh!" "If you have such a problem with us Delhiites why are you making us do your work?" "Oi!" "Gulab." "What's that area that our cousins have taken over?" "What place is that?" "Lokhand-wala!" "Yeah, let's go there, get some coffee." " Let's network for him!" " Stupid!" "And anyway, HE is the real 'Baba', you're the fake one!" "You idiots!" "OI!" "Take this." "Take this." "And this too!" "This is what you call Mumbai's spirit." "Now can we begin working?" "Let's g0!" "Oi!" "We don't want to do a shabbyjob." "Let us do it our way!" "One, two..." "Don't forget to search even/one once again." "Make sure you don't leave a mobile phone nai| cutter, keys etc. on them." "Umm, 9." "And yeah, even/one will move in groups of 9." "According to Feng Shui!" "Stand straight!" "~ Sir!" "" BRO!" "Bro, you seem like a decent man then why are you doing all this?" "Need a bypass surgew." "At such a young age?" "Cut down on oil and butter, you'll be ﬁne." "NOT ME!" "My dad needs a bypass." "First one?" "I'll explain later." "Excuse me'?" "Yes, ma'am?" "What plans do you have for people who want to use the toilet?" "Oi, take her to the loo!" "Excuse me." "At least don't lock us in that room its under construction, we'll suffocate." "Mr. Manager, you're not going anywhere for sure..." "What do you mean?" "Where's the safe?" "I think Deepak Tijori will really be hiccupping today, bro." "Oi, what is this nonsense?" "Move." "This... we can't take this." "Bappa's here." "This is Bappa's money." "We can't take this at all." "God!" "GOOOOD!" "Bappds money." "Bro, this is not Bappa, this is Bappi." "Look at this." "Not that, look at this." "Bappa." "Bappa." "Oye!" "Bappa doesn't visit US." "Let's rock it, Gende!" "No no no, please don't." "God god god." "son!" "Should I go in instead?" "I'll check it out sir, you wait here." "What are you doing?" "Don't, don't, don't." "Bro, where we come from, this is how WE welcome guests." "Sakharam!" "Please take your time." "It's only an alarm that's gone off." "COPPER!" "Oi Copper!" "Here, we call them just "cops."" "Oi, COP!" "Oi cop!" "_ Hey!" "" Yes?" " ls the bank being robbed?" " Who told you that?" "We received a complaint sometime back." "Oh." "Ok." "OH!" "Bang." "Bang." "Oi, stop it!" "Sir, sir, he has a gun." "Sir." "Sir, he has a gun sir!" "Hello, control room." "Bank of Indians has been taken over by robbers." "Scared him!" "God, god, god, god, god." "Swear on God and tell me you guys have pulled off a robber earlier, right?" "RIGHT?" "Save me God!" "God, god, god, god, god!" "Save me." "What happened Maharashtrian Usain Bolt?" "Now watch what happens... son!" "Come!" "Why did you lie to me about the button it wasn't for Wi-Fi." "Why did you do that?" "This bank has been kidnapped." "Sir, he has a gun!" "Hello control room." "Bank of Indians has been taken over by robbers." "As you can see, even the police is unaware of what's exactly happening here, right now." " Thank you!" " Sir, we just need to ﬁnish this byte..." "Get going, now stop this." "Hello!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello!" "Hel" "Hello!" "Whoever you are the police has you surrounded from all 4 sides." "But there are only 3 sides." "The 4th side is a gutter." "What rubbish, the police here is also melodramatic." "Now he'll say:" "This is a warning." "This is a warning." "Don't tw to run." "Or we'll shoot." "Constable!" "Arrest him!" "Stop standing around, go, stop the media." "As you can see the case has taken a vew serious turn." "CBI Special Branch ofﬁcer Amjad Khan has just arrived at the crime scene." "Amjad is a brave ofﬁcer, from the IPS batch of 2001." "Recipient of multiple police medals and a bravew award." "Before joining the IPS," "Amjad was in the Para Commando wing of the Indian army." "But the question that arises is what is Amjad Khan doing at a simple Bank robbew scene?" "Will human rights violation be a topic of discussion with his arrival?" "ls there a link between this robber and the other sensational robberies across the city?" "Stay tuned!" "What are you looking around for..." "go stop the media." "There, behind." "Hey, what's he doing?" "Why is he going ahead?" "He can't go inside." "You?" "Here'?" "That's weird ﬁrst you invite me yourself and then act surprised?" "AnyvvaY- " "Tell me something." "Are you hereto rob a bank or for a visit to the zoo?" "You've tagged along an elephant and a horse." "Stop all of this." "This is way beyond you." "See, you still have time." "Just come out quietly and I'll get you a special offer." "Now you'll wonder, "on what?"" "Ask me, on what?" "On... what?" "On getting your butt kicked." " Your..." " Name?" "Khan." "Amjad Khan." "How many people do you have?" "I mean, I have a lot of people." " Hostages." " Stop." "I know what you'll say next." "You want us to give you an exit route because you have hostages, right?" " Right." " Wrong!" "We have a population of 120 crore." "Losing a few 100 makes no difference whatsoever." "But right outside you have..." "Media?" "Yeah, they'll cover it for a couple of days breaking news, etc." "But soon they'll get busy covering the next lndia-Pakistan cricket match." "Last time the 3 of you had escaped but this time I'm here." "Not only do I break a crimina|'s bones but also their courage." "You know..." "I LIKE to crush their spirit." "First, I'll hang the 3 of you upside down and soon as your blood rushes to your head and starts boiling." "I'll lay you down on a bed ofice, you know, to cool you down." "And then when you start to shiver again I'll use a tyre to hang you by your feet." "O sir sir sir sir, we are robbers not a thermos ﬂask for you to play hot-cold-hot-cold with us." "Nice, you've got a tongue in your mouth?" " Yeah and a sharp brain in my skull too!" " Really?" "We are really smart robbers and we know exactly what we're doing." "And one more thing, we also have guns!" "Then pull it out." "And ﬁre!" "It's a gun, not my tongue to just stick it out anytime." "But don't wony, at the right time, my tongue will be silent and my gun will do all the talking!" "I'm giving you one hour." "After that, neither your gun, nor your tongue will ﬁre." "Once this deadline expires, boy so will you." "One hour!" "Oh, he's out." "This operation will be over vew soon." "I have a man, undercover, inside the bank already." "Thank you!" "A holy man, an elephant, a horse and now an undercover cop." "What exactly they're up to inside the Bank of Indians right now." "_ Cup?" "" Dad?" "Zee News, with your own Gayatri Ganguly." "Police?" "Who could it be'?" "There is a cop here?" "Dad, who do you think it is'?" "Oh." "It's not me guys, I'm just a rapper." "Roses are red, violets are blue." "First came Anna, then Tejriwal as glue!" "At this age, you should be chanting instead of rapping!" "At it since morning." "Shameless fellow." " No ma'am, I wasjust..." " Oh shut up!" "Sir, why are you just sitting there?" "Please do something." "He's the one being talked about on the news." "But, how do you know its him?" "When he came to the bank this morning we deposited his government issued gun with security." "According to Google, the Geneva Convention has disallowed human torture using tyres and all that." "Gende!" "There's no need to be scared now." "Dude, when Amjad Khan whoops us he won't be checking Google." "And your backside?" "He'll make it Micro-Soft, get it?" "So why haven't you done anything yet?" "And what is your plan?" "There's so many of us and they're just 3 idiots." "Come on guys, we can really overpower them." "Shut up Mukesh, just shut up." "VVhy?" "Are you an astrologer?" "No, I manufacture bottlecaps." "Why get so sarcastic?" "I swear!" "Didn't I tell you I'll explain later?" "You're done, right?" "Then stand here!" "(Reporter on TV) Amjad Khan is talking to the press right now." "Over to you guys." "The situation is getting more and more serious." "Hey!" "Look at that!" "This operation will be over vew soon." "I have a man, undercover, inside the bank already." "Please don't pay attention to anything he said." "He has a severe anger management issue." "Just shut up!" "Yes, but he's absolutely right." "These guys might look stupid but they have guns." "And all of you please be quiet." "If these guys ﬁnd out that I'm actually an undercover cop we'|| all get screwed." "Yes." "Now I need your help to somehow get to my gun, 0k?" "Dude, come here." "Check what's happening inside." "Leave that gun, take this one instead." "OH GOD!" "Hold him down, down, hit, hit him." "Don't let him go, don't let him go at all." "Push the gun away from them." "Push the gun away from them." "Oi!" "This gun can go off anytime..." "or not." "Think about it." "You're making a huge mistake, don't do this." "Sssssshhhhhh." "You, are you from Amjad Khan's team?" "You're from Amjad Khan's team, aren't you?" "Sir sir, please don't say anything to him." "We are the ones who asked him to do something." "Please let him go sir." "Please." "Please, sir, let him go." "Your gun, where is it?" "Where's your gun?" "Before entering the Bank, I'd kept it with security." "And uniform?" "You're undercover, huh?" "Right'?" "Listen to me." "Take him to the room upstairs." "What's the point of sending me anywhere." "You're making a mistake, Champak." "The angel of death is on duty outside today you don't know Amjad Khan." "Listen to me!" "Champak." "You're making a mistake." "Sir..." "Vasco Da Gama Portuguesa Goa Goa." "Remember singer Shaggy lova lova." "Hey hey, Bankchor." "I'm really sorw but if we don't ﬁnd the real safe..." "I'll be in a lot of trouble." "We already have your purses and wallets but if you have anything else..." "I request you to hand that over to us as well." "All of it." "The thing is, I don't have any other options." "My home is on mortgage." "You changed your reason to rob yet againi?" "I'll explain later!" "Excuse me!" "If you're hereto rob the bank, you should rob only the bankers we are just customers here right now." "Yes, correct!" "Excuse me, but the bank only holds on to customer's money so you should actually only be robbing these customers, no'?" " Oh really?" "Why're you being so charitable?" " Yeah, yeah." "I've been watching you since morning." "We can do all of this later." "Ma'am please give us those earrings." "Perpetually on the phone with boyfriend." "And you, even/one can see the joint account you have with her." "See, I'd told you there's something on between them." "And what do you think of yourself?" "Just let me get out of the bank." "Shut up!" "SHUT UP!" "Found the safe!" "The BIG one!" "Where is it?" "Oi manager, wait not the left hand, the right." "Manager, come here, here." "What's the password for this?" "Password?" "Umm, uh, password, actually the password changes evew hour." "Ok." "And the password is online." "The internet isn't working." "So now we can't do anything." "Ah?" "Why can't we!" "Ah, ah, ah, aaaah." "Which broadband plan did you take?" "Usain Bolt!" "299 only." "You'll be a friggin' beggar forever." "This Usain Bolt of your's wi|| run out of steam just downloading one video." "All you people from Ghaziabad are like this only." "Stop acting like a South Delhi Stud." "You bloody scum of the slum of the suburbs." "God is watching you misbehave, Gende!" "Shut up!" "Both of you pay the toll to enter Delhi, don't you?" "And if you're ﬁghting so much over Delhi why don't you just go back there?" "Bro, if all Delhiites leave Mumbai who'|| do all the work?" "That's why they say never use your brains where you need brawn." "Done?" " Look bro." " It's, Sir." "Yeah, Sir." "There's no problem as such..." "But we may have a small glitch." "The can ran out of gas so..." "Instead of cracking open, it's gotten sealed." "WHAT?" "Sealed." "You F..." "Not F..." "S..." "Sealed." "OUR MONEY IS SAFE." "OUR MONEY IS SAFE." "They sealed the safe with the money." "I don't know what that inauspicious time was when I took your number from Javed." "Don't know about you but Javed called us on Friday at 6pm." "You friggin' idiot... you..." "Welcome Home Minister Mr. Dongardive!" "Calm down, calm down, even/one please calm down." "People say, that corruption should end." "We say if leaders like Vishnu Dongardive good leaders don't get elected how will corruption ever end?" " Listen, its urgent." " Whaaat?" "You remember |ast month, you gave me 50 million, in cash, to hide." "Yes, what about it?" "I put it in a bank locker." "Ok, the Bank in Parel?" "No." "Then, the Mahalaxmi branch?" "No, no." "Then where?" "YOU!" "Please don't be mad." " Manohar." " Yes, sir." "Drop Madam home in the other car..." "I need to go to Ashu's ofﬁce." "Yes, sir!" "Vote for..." "Mr. Dongardive!" "Hail!" "Hail!" "Commissioner Singh!" "One more robbew?" "What the hell is going on'?" "I want updates from you, personally, evew 15 minutes." "Sir." "The CBI has arrived here." "Ok..." " So, umm..." "WHAT?" "CBI?" "Commissioner Singh arrived at the crime scene a short while ago." "Now we have to wait and watch if the command stays with the CBI." "Or does the police take over from here." "I've barely slept a wink over the last 3 months, sir..." "I'm handling both the Ambuja and Sethi robbew cases." "And there's a smart and dangerous gang that's planned both." " Which means you think that..." " I think..." "Those cases and this robbew have something in common." "Yes." "About 2 months back a crime reporter was killed after he fell off his window." "Remember that?" "Umm, Shashank Thakur!" "From Mumbai Day!" "Right." "I'd visited his residence to investigate that murder." "Shashank Thakuﬁs death was declared a suicide in just two days." "And the news died out even in the media within a week..." "Strange, isn't it?" "I found a lot of articles and cutouts re|ated to all these robberies at his house." "Thakur was possibly writing a stow on the connection between all these robberies." "And I'm positive that he came across a bigger scam." "You mean Shashank Thakuﬁs death..." "Was not a suicide." "The play was something else." "Now all we need to ﬁnd out is who's really the key player in this game?" "But how's that connected to this robbew?" "That's what I need to ﬁnd out, sir." "I was pretty much invited to come and attend this robbew." "17th OCTOBER SOUTH MUMBAI, BANK" "So, is this the same gang?" "Don't have any evidence, sir." "As yet." "But a hunch that, this isn't a regular robbew." "But part of a much bigger plan." " Do you have any" " Plan?" "Already in place sir." "32 minutes more." "Please keep me updated Mr. Khan." "There's a lot of pressure from the Home Ministw." "Let's give it another go." "Put your back into it." "We have only 15 minutes left" "Sir, please put your back into it." "lfl put any more of my back into it." "I'll lose both my back and my front!" "All together, 0k?" "You can do this!" "Oi!" "Take all of them back in, groups of 3 only." "And, send the manager to me." "So many lockers?" "It'll be midnight by the time we ﬁnish opening all of them." "I don't have time." "What can we do quickly, manager?" "I'm desperate." "This morning a bag of cash has been deposited." "It's in the bulk cash room." "Wait and watch, Gendu." "I'll buy both Samsung and Apple." "And rename it Gulab Sung Apple." "And I'll buy a red Mercedes." "Black window tints." "And then I'll take that South Delhi hottie for along spin." "Oi!" "Gendu take me also." "My phone has GPS." "And I'll ﬁnally be able to take my mom on a pilgrimage." "Hey..." "You changed the reason for your robbew yet again?" "Forget the reason." "Come here!" "Move, move, move." "We've just received word that the CBI is about to begin its operation anytime soon." "I think Amjad Khan, CB|'s Amjad Khan will be leading the operation." "Bittu, bittu." "Turn the camera around." "Are you getting my gold chain?" " Yes sir, its in the frame." " Yeah, I can see it." "Sir, let's take a selﬁe as if we're giving a high ﬁve while praying high ﬁve yo!" "Man, will you stop?" "Oh oh oh." "Let's go bro, Gulab." "Done done." "Almost done." "Go ahead..." "Click as many photos as you want." "You'll need it for your obituaries." "Let's go." " Let's go." " Just think." "Think." "For something as ordinaw as a simple bank robbew why has the CBI sent Amjad Khan?" "What do you think?" "You'll take this money and walk out of here like it's a cakewalk?" "It's not that easy." "These two look like thieves." "But you, Champak, you seem sensible." "Tell me." "How will you live with yourself if so many people lose their lives?" "How will you?" "Listen to me." "Untie me and come with me to Amjad sir." "I'll talk to him." "He may go easy on you." "Or else Amjad sir had given you an hour." "He'll enter at the 59th minute." "After that no astrology or Feng Shui can save you, Champak." "Yeah 0k man, we'll ﬁgure it out..." " Champak, let's go." " Come on." "Champak." "Listen to me Champak." "Champakjust wait." "Champak you don't know, Amjad sir." "Tw to understand what I'm saying Champak!" "Just listen to me!" "Champak!" "Oh god, this cop is so cynical." "We are already so stressed." "And now he's doling out bad luck in installments." "You don't wony." "This manager's with us..." "He's our exit plan!" "He'll drop us to a cab." "And listen." "Bring a big cab." "We have a lot of loot to cany today, you see!" "Let's put the money back." "What do you mean put it back?" "I don't want anyone to lose their life because of us." "Whoa!" "Peed your pants so fast?" "Always knew Mumbai folks are cowards." "That's why our cricket team is known as the Delhi Daredevils." "And you guys?" "Annoying Delhiites." "Don't want to pay the toll, just shoot." "Pulling a gun is your answer to even/thing." "But who got us here, all the way, to use guns in the ﬁrst place?" "Big mistake." "And the bigger mistake was coming with you guys here on a Saturday." "Hey one more word about Delhi-NCR and I'll punch your teeth in from Saturday to Sunday." "Sssshhh!" "Amjad Khan never shows any mercy towards criminals." "But the question is... ls anybody born a criminal?" "Does a crimina|'s mom put him on a special diet that causes him to turn out that way?" "The Bank of Indians robbew case has had no breakthrough as of now but if anybody has any information about it ca|| me on the number below." "Got it!" "This is Gayatri Ganguly and you're watching Zee news." "Got what?" "Our ticket out of here." "Hello." "Hello, is this Gayatri Ganguly of Zee News?" "Yes." "I'm Champak." "Thief." "You can'tjust pick up the phone on a girl and abuse or accuse her, shame on you." "No no." "You're misunderstanding me." "I'm the thief who is right now inside the bank, robbing it." "Oh my god!" "So say that!" "Can we talk'?" "Ma'am most people can talk from the time they're a year and a half old." "Wh at?" "No no, sorw, let that go." "If you want, you can solve the entire situation." "Me'?" "Yes." "You just announce on your channel that we've made a big mistake." "But we have been treating all the hostages with utmost respect." "And we're ready to return all the money we have taken from here." "Only thing we want is to be allowed to go from here, safe and unharmed." "Two of us will go to Delhi." "And one to Chinchpokli." "One second." "You mean, two people will go to Delhi and one to Chinchpokli?" "NCR." "Yes." "One will go to NCR." "Both of us will go to NCR." " No." "What?" "Both will go to NCR." "Faridabad." "Ghaziabad." "Ghaziabad." "Faridabad." "H- 143." " No no no, the..." " Sector ﬁfteen." " No no no." "Both Faridabad." " Faridabad..." "No, one to Faridabad." "Pin code." "You fool, I'm not getting a social security number for you!" "What exactly are you twing to say?" "Forget that." "Please just tell Amjad sir that we are ready to apologise." "Too late, boy!" "You have only 5 minutes left in the one hour deadline I gave you." "This phone call can't be completed." "Please tw again later." "Oh god, we're screwed!" "Bring the reporter." "Sir, sir, here." "I'm here." "How are you connected to this robber?" "Ofﬁcer!" "No no sir." "He called me himself." "I'm just a graduate from Lady Immaculate sir." "I had scored 73% in Mass Comm sir." "Sir, I wanted to do serious journalism that's why ljoined a Hindi channel because it has a bigger reach." "My Hindi, otherwise is vew bad." "I'm here to drive up the viewership for the channel sir." "You think about it..." "lfl was with the robbers, why would I come to you with the phone when they called me'?" "Give me your hand." "How do you know her?" "Sir..." "Sir, I saw her number on the TV." "Sir, that's what I was sa" "Hmm." "What's your problem?" "Sir..." "My name is Champak Chandrakant Chiplunkar." "And..." "Yes." "Having a stupid name is a problem." "But its not on top of my list." "Now come to the point." "Which gang are you from?" "No, no sir." "Sir, I'm just a common man." "My circumstances forced me to do this." "I met Genda and Gulab for the ﬁrst time only 2 days back..." "Just cut the crap man." "I'm coming in." "No, no, no sir." "You can't come inside." "I have zero interest in knowing whether the hostages are safe or not." "But their safety is my responsibility." "And I knowjust how to sen/ice both my responsibilities and criminals." "I'm coming in." "No no no." "You can't come inside." "Notjust you, no cop can come in either." "If at all you want to send someone," "SD..." "SD... send that reporter." "She can come inside and tell you what's going on." "Why this reporter in particular?" "Really sir?" "Evew other channel is insulting us." "Some have been calling us animals." "And others the devil." "Some are even calling us the biggest mistake of our society." "She's the only one who understands us, sir." "You... you please send her inside." " But, sir, send her..." " Empty handed, right?" " Right, sir." " Wrong." "She won't be coming in empty handed." "She'll bring a camera." "And the footage from her camera will be proof that even/thing is alright." "And one more thing." "The moment she comes in you'||" "let one hostage go." "Got it'?" "Sir..." "Ugh." "You can do this, you can do this." "You can do this." "Come on Gayatri." "What would ArGo do'?" "Come on Gayatri." "You can do this." "You will go inside." "Do it for ArGo!" "ArGo?" "Arnab Goswami, sir." "My idol." "G ayatri ." "Don't tw anything stupid inside or I'll get you along with those idiots." "Sir, I'm already vew nen/ous." "I can do without the threats, please sir." "Let's go." "Time to go." "Sir, are you..." "Are you sure this is the right plan, sir?" "Sir I, do I really need to go inside sir?" "Sir can we do without this, sir?" "Don't be nen/ous." "Just concentrate on getting the footage, ok?" "Come on." "You can do this, you can do this." "You can do this." "You can do this." " YO." " Babal?" "You can do this, you can do this." "EEEEKK!" "Amjad Khan has brought in a twist in the tale..." "A hostage negotiator has just been sent inside." "And what's this?" "Someone's just coming out from the bank!" "YO!" "Where have I seen this guy'?" "When you're showing Amjad sir the footage outside p|ease tell him to help us with making our way out of here at the earliest." "You're addressing Amjad Khan as sir?" "You sound like such a nice guy..." "Why don't you just surrender?" "S-s-surrender?" "It's the best option for you." "Aye!" "How is that the best option?" "Best option!" "O-o-one minute." "I..." "You just have a seat here." "I'll be back in a minute." "She's also got to wear the horse mask now, even/one except me." "Gende, he's talking about surrendering to the police." "Yes." "He's absolutely right." "After all, we've come here, all the way from Delhi, just to surrender!" "Oh!" "Do you have a better plan?" "No no, just saying." "D0 you?" "Idiots." "Instead of wearing the masks yourselves you made the reporter wear it." "Now what do we do'?" "Take the hostages outside ourselves at gun point?" "What do you think?" "Huh?" "There's an amusement park outside?" "Amjad Khan is going to throw a party'?" "Tell me'?" "I had told you Gendu, we shou|d've left earlier." "This guy will simply speak the local language and get out." "We'll get stuck with the cops." "Oi!" "Tell me..." "How much do we need to buy out the cops'?" "son!" "No, doesn't our "Hail Maharashtra" also sound North Indian." "Jai Maharashtra!" "Just listen to me." "We have two options." "Either we go out and surrender ourselves or we put all the money back and ﬁgure an escape route out of here." "Why should we leave the money?" "So that even if we do get caught outside our punishment won't me that harsh." "But how will we get out of here?" "We'll merge ourselves with the rest of the hostages." "Nobody outside knows what we look like." "Oh!" "You fool..." "The hostages have seen us, right?" "But once you get into a super-fast train." "It only stops at the last stop." "We'll merge with these 28 people here." "It's pretty simple." "We'll use them as human shields." "Man, this is so unfair." "All this effort for nothing." "We've been busting ourselves since morning." "And now we even keep the money back." "What are we getting out of all this?" "We'll get the same thing as the hostages." "Half day at work?" "Freedom." "Good!" "Madam, we are ready to let all the hostages go." "Please tell Amjad sir that we are ready to surrender." "Take your positions, positions, now!" "The reporter's out." "Quick-quickly." "Madam what are you doing, madam?" "Madam I'm wearing heels, madam." "Please be careful." "Media, just take care of the media there." "Done sir." "By the way, which post do you hold in the IPS'?" "3ir?" "No, I mean." "You were making some amazing suggestions to surrender inside." "Hmm?" "On whose authority?" "Who gave you the authority?" "Sir, how did you know?" "What did you think?" "I'll let you go inside just like that?" "This is why I don't trust people like you." " But..." " I have no interest in them surrendering." " But sir they..." " Shut up!" "I like my cases closed." "And I like criminals, dead." "Get it?" "But sir, they aren't crimina|'s sir." "If you don't trust me just have a look at the footage, sir." " I swear on my mommy, sir." " Ofﬁcer." "Sir." "Who allowed media here?" "Take them behind the barricade please!" "But sir, you sent me inside!" "How can you do this to me, sir?" "They're not criminals, sir!" "We've put all the money back." "And we're putting our guns down." "We will go outside the bank with all of you." "And we'll surrender ourselves." "So, you please..." "This must be a part of their plan!" "They'll keep us in the front." "And escape from the back." "I'm telling all of you." "Please just listen to me." "We'll merge ourselves with the rest of the hostages." "Nobody outside knows what we look like." "We'll merge with these 28 people here." "|t's pretty simple" "They're as stupid as they look." "They've recorded their entire exit plan and sent it to us!" "Ofﬁcer!" "Get ready!" "Oi!" "We're Delhiites." "If we really wanted to harm you you'd be dead by now." "Hey bro..." "Why don't you make him understand!" "Uh..." "He's right." "It's a Saturday and I can't lie on Saturdays." "Yes." "We were planning to exit the bank using all of you as human shields." "But I swear on my parents we don't mean to harm anyone." "One minute." "One minute." "One minute." "That's Amjad Khan." "He won't think twice before killing you." "Your human shield wi|| shatter with one gunshot." "You're out of all options." "Except one." "I'll become your human shield." "You?" "Ok team." "Even/one here." "Pay attention." "This is the plan." "They're in the back room." "Two people." "One from here." "Other will cover from here." "Okay?" "Snipers." "Go take your positions." "There and there." "Two of you will cover me." "I'm going to go inside." "Wait for my signal." "Alright?" "Come on." "Go go go." "Take your positions." "Go." "The police won't ﬁre at their own ofﬁcer." "And even ifl do get shot, there's no problem." "No innocents should be hurt." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Please ma'am." "Amjad sir!" "Amjad sir, please listen to me." "Amjad sir, there's no need to use force." "They aren't hardened criminals!" "Amjad sir!" "Bro!" "Hard disk." "2 TB space." "It was just lying there." "I picked it up." "Gendu." "If we sell this we won't have to travel economy." "Hey, hi3'!" "Back!" "Nobody move!" " Hey go back!" " Ok, 0k." "Hey." "You come this side." "Quickly, this side." " Son, give me the gun." " Dad go back!" "Even/body stay calm." "Even/body's going to be just ﬁne." "You stand in a straight line." "Nobody's going anywhere." "Hands up!" "Keep them up!" "Nobody moves!" "Dad, please don't interfere." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Put the phone back down." "Put it down." "Pick up goddamit." "Just pick up the phone." "Didn't I tell you to put the phone down'?" " Yes, keep it back down." " Put the phone down." "Down!" "Now!" " Here, I put it down." " I've had enough of you guys." " Mukesh." " Mukesh." "Move to the side." "Look." "That's a gun." "If you ﬁre even accidently things will get messy." "You..." "You might be decent people." "But you still are thieves." "Mukesh." "Today, it's this bank." "Tomorrow, it'll be another bank." "I won't let you go." "Keep your hands up!" "Mukesh." " Do you understand?" " Mukesh." "Dad, please stay there, dad." "Mukesh." "MUKESH!" " Yes sir." " Your father is right." "Mukesh." " Give him the gun." " No sir." "These people need men like Amjad Khan to ﬁx them." "Mukesh." " Dad please!" " Give me the gun!" "Dad." "Stay back dad." "Give me the GUN!" "Dad." "Let it go." "Let it g0!" "Dad leave the gun, dad!" "Daaaaad!" "Leave it!" "Dad please!" "Mukesh!" "Amjad sir, Amjad sir." "Please tw and understand, sir." "They seem completely harmless, sir." "They're not criminals, sir." "G ayatri !" "They're criminals and you're stupid." "That's why you have put so much trust in them." "And me." "But sir, you don't understand." "There are so many people inside." "And they're all safe, alright." "At least think about your undercover cop, sir?" "My undercover cop'?" "That was just a trap I'd set to get these snakes out of their pit." "And my plan worked." "I never had an undercover cop on the inside." "Wh at?" "Position." "Take your positions!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "DAD!" "Dad!" "I have been twing to explain this to you since a long time now, Champak!" "Your stars foretell bad luck." "And that bad luck is me!" "I'm..." "I'm not an undercover cop." "I'm a Bank Robber." "The real one!" "Dad." "Dad." "Dad." "Dad." "Dad." "Dad..." "Dad." "Dad." "Dad." "Dad." "This isn't some toy..." "It's a gun." "And it's empty." "These city boys..." ""Bra!"" "Right'?" "Meaning." "He's not with the police?" "When did I say, I'm from the police?" "When?" "Just because I was wearing a gun holster you guys handed over your lives to me!" "Right'?" "I've been playing cat and mouse with the law since ages..." "I can smell a cop in the room if there is one!" "When I was kid, my mom would tell me." "Son, God gave you even/thing..." "He just forgot to give you one critical thing." "The patience to handle stupidity!" " Hello." " Yeah." "What's the hold up'?" "Boss, someone has locked us in..." "What did I teach all of you?" "When you can't kick." "Shoot!" "As you just witnessed." "The police was in the middle of negotiations but right then" "And right now, we've just heard another gun shot from the inside." "CB|'s Amjad Khan" "Keep the media away." "But these sudden gun shots have left even the police in a state of shock." "Shock!" "Just what I wanted for the police..." "Drive." "Hmm?" "Hard disk!" "Of all things in the world, this sissy little sister of yours cou|d only ﬁnd this drive to take is it?" "Take them away." "Are you mad?" "You shot him for a silly drive?" "I absolutely dislike disrespectful language." "Firstly, I'm from Faizabad." "Plus, I have an imported gun in my hand." "Talk to me with respect." "Ok?" "Respect!" "Sir!" "Go on, say it!" "S-s-s-sir." "Correct." "And anyway." "I didn't shoot this old uncle." "You shot him." "You." " Me'?" "Yes." "YQu!" "What happened inside the bank?" "What are you hiding?" "How can even/thing ﬂip so badly as soon as you stepped out?" "No sir, I'm just" "A Graduate from Lady Immaculate, right?" "Just save it!" " She's not going anywhere." " Yes, sir." "Keep an eye on her." "See, Sakharam..." "This is what happens when you stick your foot into police matters..." "Correct, sir!" "I won't stick my foot in places, I'll shoot yours" "Which one should I shoot ﬁrst?" "This one or that one?" "Right or left, tell me." "This time." "I'm warning you." "Next time, I will directly shoot you." "Get it?" "Yes, sir!" "This isn't" "This isn't that drive..." "This only has..." "Bank employee details" "Even/thing was going ﬁne." "I even told you clearly..." "Just think." "Why would the CBI send someone like Amjad Khan for this?" "And if he and I come face to face, one of us will have to die." "I cou|d've another day and taken the drive peacefully." "I hate wasting my bullets!" "DAAAAAA D !" "DAAAAAA D !" "DAAAAA D !" "DAAAAAA D !" "Let me go!" " on" " DAAAAAAAAAD!" "Shut up!" "Sit down!" "DAAAAAAAAAAD!" "DAAAAAAAA D !" "Look at what you've done." "Look." "Now he'll groan in pain." "Come here!" "Come here!" "COME HERE!" "Now I've shot old uncle here right in between his ribs and heart." "Now his body will bleed." "In the beat of Wahz." "You know the beat, right?" "Tap-tap-tap." "Tap-tap-tap." "One-two-three." "One-two-three." "Now." "Within an hour and a half if he isn't taken to the hospital..." "Then his job will get done." "But by then... so will mine!" "Boss, should I lock them up'?" "You guys don't plan to go anywhere right?" "And you!" "You will stay with me." "As a child, I used to read Champak comics today, I'll read to this comic Champak!" "Please move back." "Sir-sir-sir-sir." "Please go back." "Sir, we've heard three gunshots from inside the bank already." "And you still just sitting idle." "No comments." "Sir-sir-sir-sir." "Sir, does this mean your plans have failed?" "No comments." "Sir-sir-sir-sir." "Are you ready to take complete responsibility for this?" "No comments." "Look." "Let me do myjob right now." "Please." "I'll get back to you, okay?" "This guy turned out to be a wolf in sheep's clothing." "Vishnu uncle, you should've just called me" "Even/thing's changed here." "Hasn't it?" "Yes." "Hmm." "When I met your dad for the ﬁrst time," "I was a Corporator." "He was adamant, that a skyscraper be built here." "Even/one said no." "Hmm." "But I said, it will be done." "Yeah." "How could I say no'?" "I was under his care and protection." "Hmm." "Won't you offer me some tea?" "There were 200 huts in a slum here." "Did you know that?" "No uncle." "There was a mill here too." "Did you know that?" "No uncle." "Quietly, in total silence." "That's how work gets done." "That's how I went from being a Corporator to being the Home Minister." "And you?" "One job." "You had one job!" "No, no, no, uncle." "I only acted according to our plan." "Correct." "First you staged a robbew." "Then you broadcast the news across town!" "Believe me, uncle!" "I have no idea how this media circus started outside the bank." "I had told my guy to keep it as quiet as possible." "Your work will be done Vishnu uncle." "Please just relax." "How do I relax?" "Tape up my eyes and sleep?" "All the breaking news that you're seeing, we'll soon be watching our own funeral ceremonies on it!" "Uncle even you'd said that there will be no cops or media outside the bank." "I'll handle the cops." "How..." "How many lockers do you have in that bank?" "Including my associates and my own around eight  lockers." " Eight?" "That guy you've contracted?" "Call him." "And tell him." "He'll have to be open these 8 lockers too..." "Bu..." "Yes." "So that they don't suspect us of being involved." "Our man's expectations are growing day by day." "Manager," "I need the keys to these lockers." "Sir, you..." "You can take the keys from me." "But..." "You won't be able to open it, sir." "Sir, the thing is..." "Evew locker has two locks." "One key stays with the customer." "And one with us, sir." "But the bank always keeps a set of duplicate keys in the bank... extra." "Amazing." "God was vew patient while creating you." "Clearly planned you over a 3 day weekend!" "I'm sorw, actually I can't lie on a Saturday." "No no." "That's good." "Go." "Take him away." "You have vew innocent eyes." "Some day they could take you down." "It's the biggest weakness in the world." "Innocence." "Access granted." " Hello." " Congratulations!" "We've got the drive." " He's got it!" " But no need to get so happy, Mr. Sharma." "You'd promised me that there wouldn't be any cops at the bank." "Come and see, there's a parade of cops here." "So, what do you want?" "An escape route, out of all this." "I knew you'd eventually stoop to your level." "Let's not talk about my levels, Mr. Sharma." "Because I don't like talking about it..." "I prefer to take others there and show them!" "Hmm." "For an escape, tell the police you'|| start killing one hostage evew hour." "Hmm." "If they still don't agree, evew half an hour." "Ok." "And if they still don't agree, evew 15 minutes you'll kill a hostage." "Hmm, 0k." "Champak!" "I'm ready to give you one last chance." "I can arrange a way to get you out of here without harm." "But I need a guarantee that all the hostages are safe." "And I want my safety." "He will HAVE to make an escape route." "Because otherwise, I'll start killing all of you." "You are my favourite." "We'll begin with you." "Hmm?" "Say ready steady go!" "You're such a smart guy but you're about to make such a big mistake." "Right now the media, cops, CBI all think..." "I'm the robber." "If you kill me, they'll ﬁnd out that the real robber is someone else." "Oh wow!" "You're not a comic, you're Sherlock Holmes!" "What's the plan?" "Champak, can you hear me'?" "Can you hear me'?" "Champak." "Oh crap!" "Positions, take your positions!" "Stop the rest over there, yes stop them there." "Don't let the media in." "Yes." "Come there!" "Quick!" "Take your positions!" "Quick!" "Take it!" "Remember, the life of both your friends is in danger." "Don't even think about doing anything stupid." "Calm down, even/one calm down." "Nobody follow me." "Stop, stop sir." "Stop right there!" "Champak." "Look." "If you surrender now, I can get your sentence reduced." "That's why, think your next step through." "I don't want to take any steps, sir." "I want to ﬂy." "We want a helicopter." "Even if you get a helicopter, you won't be able to ﬂy far away." "Once you cross the city limits, the trafﬁc really lightens up sir..." "Sir please agree to their demands, sir." "There's a man dying inside, sir." "Champak." "Now I want a complete guarantee that even/one inside is safe." "And this time, I'll come in myself to check." "No, no sir." "You can't come inside." "Forget it!" "Then you can forget your helicopter too!" "Damn..." "This choppeﬁs gonna take me down." "Ok sir." "You can come inside and check." "Sit down!" "What are you staring at'?" "Sit!" "Are all of you okay?" "He's lost a lot of blood." "You want a helicopter, right?" "Then I am taking him outwith me." "Right now." "What bargaining are you doing, sir?" "Ok ﬁne, take him." "It's a good thing that I believe in numerology so much." "Right now there are 28 people in this room." "One goes away and that makes it 27." "2+7 equals nine." "My favourite number." "Pick him up." "Hey!" "Pick him up!" "Pick him up!" "Carefully!" "The wound is deep." "Dad." "Dad." "Dad." "Don't wony." "I won't let anything happen to him." "I promise." "Please take care of him." "I request you, please." "All of you please stay calm." "This will all be over vew soon." "Amjad sir." " Don't forget the helicopter." " Hmm." "And tell the pilot to wear a helmet." "And one more thing." "Look at them." "Look at their innocent faces." "If you take too long to bring the helicopter," "I will start laying out dead bodies all across the bank." "In one hour." "One." "This time I'm giving you a deadline." "One hour." "Come." "Please." "Have a seat." "What had I said, Champak?" "Hmm?" "He was bleeding a lot." "That is not what I had said." "I'd explained something to you earlier." " lfl hadn't sent..." " What had I said?" "lfl hadn't sent him out, he would've died." "ls that what I had said?" "Huh?" "No, that, that is not what I had said at all." "He was seriously injured." "No, no, no." "What, what had I told you?" "What had I said?" " What had I told you?" " He... he would've died." "Had I asked you to do all of this?" "Huh?" "What had I said?" "He, he would've died." "ls that what I'd explained to you?" "What?" "What had I made you understand?" "What did I say?" "Huh?" "What does your Feng Shui tell you, Champak?" "Which hand should I use to hit you?" "This one or this one?" "What had I said Champak?" "What?" "What had I said?" "What had I told you?" "I will not let any hostages die." "What had I said?" "What had I told you?" "Huh?" "I won't let any hostages die!" "ls that what I said?" "WHAT?" "HAD?" "I'?" "SAID?" "You'll make the mistake but your friends will pay the price!" "No!" "It's the correct drive, brother." "Huh?" "Brother, it's the correct drive." "Thank heavens." "I'll go check the drive." "And when I'm back I'll decide what to do with the 3 of you." "I'll deﬁnitely kill the 3 of you but not now and not in here." "Before that old man outside wakes up and spills his guts out." "It was all my doing." "These 2just came along with me." "Please take me..." " Bro..." " ...|et them go." "Bro!" "I was the one who screwed up the plan." "I'll go." "Why will you go'?" "Anyway, whenever that South Delhi girl comes to eatjunk outside the Metro station she doesn't look at me, she only has eyes on you." "I'll go." "That Mumbai-Delhi highway got built so quickly, no'?" "No worries." "Even/one shall have their turn." " Sir, I..." " I know." "You don't think Champak pulled the trigger, right?" "Tell me something do you also feel that because of one wrong move on my part the situation has gotten out of hand?" "Forget it sir, how does my opinion matter?" "Champa..." "You're right." "Champak didn't pull the trigger." "I know." "25 MINUTES EARLIER" "Dad." "Dad." "Come here quick!" "Jugnu sir has asked for us." "Shh." "No one moves!" "Dad, are you alright?" "You're alright no dad?" "All of this is your fault!" "I'll make you pay for this!" "Oh hero!" "You were vew excited to play Grand Theft Auto right?" "We were quietly leaving." "All of this is because of you." "It's your fault!" "My fault?" "It's you outsiders who intrude this city and spread crime!" "If anything happens to my dad" "Oye!" "Daddy's boy!" "Do you know who my father is'?" "Look!" "Typical bloody losers." "Oye!" "Don't you get personal, I'm warning you." "I'm Delhi NCR's no. 1 pick pocketer!" "Even/time I steal a wallet..." "I even return all PAN cards, visiting and ID cards!" "Yes!" "We also aren't vew fond of coming here and dying with people like you!" "I'm only going soft on you, because your dad's been shot." "Shut up!" "You shut up!" "Bloody lying manager." "You have no right to speak when you have no wi-ﬁ in your bank." "And don't you say a word against Delhi." "Your Mumbai smells of rotten ﬁsh!" "Want to eat gol gappas, go to the sea." "Want to take your girl around, go to the sea." "Need to take a dump?" "Go to the sea!" "If you love the bloody sea so much why don't you all become mermaids, idiots!" "Even the bloody rich live like the poor here." "Even/one can afford to buy a Mercedes but there are no roads to drive it!" "How will we have the street?" "Our share of taxes is swallowed by you people!" " Teach him a lesson!" " SHUT UP!" "Please, shut up!" "I know even/one is worried, angw." "It's okay." "But now is not the time to turn against one another." "Just shut up!" "Stop with all your peace preaching nonsense!" "We're all in here because of you!" "Exactly!" "These jobless people, whenever they want money they come and loot a bank!" "Sir, I'm not fond of being a thief." "lfl weren't in this circumstance, I wouldn't have robbed a bank." "Oye!" "It's not circumstances that make a thief it's his intentions." "Brother." "If you were in my place, what would you have done?" "I am a middle-class man." "Even I had a dream." "I wanted to start a bottle caps factow." "I took a loan for that." "From this bank itself." "With my house as mortgage." "First there was delay in getting the loan and then there was delay in the clearance of the loan." "Then delay from the builders, delay from the politicians de|ay after delay after delay!" "In the middle of all of this..." "I couldn't even pay the EMI to the bank." "And now the bank wants your house?" "One minute." "What about your father's bypass surgew?" "Huh?" "Your reasons keep changing!" "Mom dad don't even know that I have given our house as mortgage." "All of this..." "All of this is because of me." "I swear to God," "I won't let anyone get hurt." "I will get even/one out safely." "Look, given how things have escalated," "I may have an idea." "Dual sim." "Dual sim as in, one phone and two sims." "Tch tch." "Dual sim as in two phones." "Look bro, look at what my brother is saying, didn't I always say?" "What were you hiding this for till now?" "This is my Delhi number." "It's on roaming." "Obviously." "Sir, phone." "Champak." "Champak!" "Yes, Champak." "Sir, God promise..." "You didn't pull the trigger, right?" "I know." "You were pointing the gun to yourself and roaming around." "Guns and bullets aren't your cup of tea." "Keep talking." "I met Genda and Gulab only two days ago." "They're both from Delhi but vew innocent, sir." "Man, it's on roaming!" "Sir, we're stuck real bad, sir." "So who pulled the trigger, Champak?" "Sir, there's another thief here, Jugnu." "He's come here with his gang." "They're vew dangerous." "They're after some drive." "C'mon ma'am, come that side." "Drive?" "Alright." "You don't wony about the drive." "Just take care of the hostages and yourself." "Okay?" "Sir, please get us out of here, sir." "Now that I've got the snake out of his hole," "I will crush his head too." "But for that, I need your help." "Me'?" "How?" "You tell him to ask for a helicopter." "I'll take care of the rest." "Okay sir." "GBMLR." "Wh at?" "Ganpati Bappa Mon/a, Let's Rock!" "Yes, yes." "Ganpati Bappa Mon/a." "Champak!" "Look, you surrender right now and I can reduce the term of your punishment." "If you kill me, they'll know the thief is someone else." "Now that I've got the snake out of his hole," "I will crush his head too." "No more steps, sir." "Now we want to ﬂy." "I met Genda and Gulab only two days ago." "They're vew innocent, sir." "Sir, there's another thief here, Jugnu." "He's here with his gang." "I know." "Hmm." "I wondered why Amjad Khan is here." "Jugnu, 3 times the amount is a lot." "This is plain blackmail." "Look, the longer you take, the higher the price." "The thing is, ifl take this drive outside and give it to the police..." "I'll only be jailed but your next few generations will be screwed sir." "Jugnu, this drive belongs to a reporter who was plotting against us." "One day, as he was collecting evidence against us the poor guy fell off his terrace." "And died." "By accident." " Understand?" " You're absolutely right." "Even/one makes mistakes." "Right?" "Who was that man who lived 3 bungalows down your street?" "Film Producer?" "Now imagine, just like him you're on your morning jog." "And suddenly a coconut falls on your shiny head." "Thud!" "Your brain starts haemorrhaging instantly." "And in about 15 minutes, preparations for your funeral would begin." "No one can be blamed for this 'accident' now, can they?" "Jugnu you'll get the money." "But ﬁrst ﬁnish the job." "Where will we get our parcel?" "Mr. Sharma." "Quesﬁons are asked by those who have the upper hand." "This ﬁreﬂy of yours, Jugnu has started glowing a little too much, no'?" "That's enough nonsense from him." "I will have to give the command back to the police." "That shiny sparkling hero of yours?" "Tell him whatever he ﬁnds in the locker, he should keep it with himself." "I'll take care of the rest." " One more thing..." " Shh!" "I will take care of it." "Me." "Balance is over?" "Couldn't you have ﬁlled a little more money in it?" "Brother, give him some water at least?" "What are you doing?" "This is how you call people in Mumbai." "And this is what you do to get a tight slap in Delhi." "Shhh!" "If you'd recharged your phone we cou|d've at least ﬁnished our conversation!" " What are you twing to say, you moron?" " Hey!" "Shut up!" "What are you twing to say, you moron?" "I am a cheapster?" "You people from Faridabad, reﬁll empty shampoo bottles with water over and over again to use it." "Aye!" "I said shut up!" "You people from Ghaziabad put together leftover pieces of soap and use them after you poop!" "Why do you peep into my bathroom?" "I'll tell you, I'll tell you why I peep into your bathroom." "Bloody, I'll stuff shampoo in your..." "I told you to shut up!" "I'm bored out of my wits, sir." "The case is going to be transferred from the CBI back to the police shortly." "Get Jugnu out." "And what do I do with the money, sir?" "I don't care about the money." "I want the drive." "The drive!" "And as soon as you get the drive, just... understand?" "Oh, fake encounter?" "Okay sir, no problem sir." "Now I'm gonna get you..." "Give me the walkie, give me the walkie!" "Yes, sir!" " Delta 1." " Yes, sir." "Get all the units to gate no. 1." "They're going to come out of this gate." "Okay, sir." "Come on, move move even/one, move!" "Hey!" "I'm in charge here." "Were." "Not anymore." "The command coming back to me, anytime now." "And your hands will feel quite empty." "Sakharam, get something cold to keep sir's hands occupied." "Yes, yes sir, will get it right away." "A terrorist outﬁt, Harqat-E-Lashkar has claimed responsibility for this robbew." "I want this case to be taken from the CBI and handed back to the police." "But sir, we haven't received any such intel reports." "How will this do'?" "lfCBl and RAW are not in sync with each other how is this going to work?" "Ask your ofﬁcers to hand over the case to police immediately." "And I said... immediately." "Oye come in here, quick!" "There's a problem!" "Look in there, look what's happening." "Yes, look look look." "One punch and you feel the crunch!" "Genda, Gulab come here quick." "Take even/one out in groups of nine." "Look, still following Feng Shui!" "Not Feng Shui, logic." "If all 27 of us go out there together, we'll get caught!" "So who goes in the ﬁrst batch?" "Ladies ﬁrst." "Obviously." "All that hype about lack of concern for girls in Delhiites isn't necessarily true." "C'mon, pick him up." "Hello, Gayatri ma'am." "Tell Amjad sir that I'm twing to get the hostages out through the front gate." "Amjad!" "Tw and understand!" "No, you please tw and understand, sir." "Right now, using force is not a good idea." "Sir sir sir, this is urgent!" "Champak is getting the hostages out through the front exit." "Sir, I havejust received a conﬁrmation that he is going to free the hostages." "But..." "Look, use your commandos." "These people are terrorists." "There is no need to show them any mercy." "But sir, he's going to free the hostages" "I can't wait anymore." "There's a lot of pressure." "From the media." "Operation has to happen!" "C'mon." "Move it." "Send the media away!" "Send the media away!" "Cameras away!" "Details of the operation, should not be leaked to the press." "I will hold a conference at the correct time." "Okay?" "I'll take it back from you outside." "Sir!" "Look!" "Sir!" "Take your positions." "Go go!" "Cover!" "Go!" "Cover, cover, cover!" "Out!" "Out!" "There are more people inside, sir." "Go, get out of here." "Out of here!" "Sir!" "Sir, I'm Gulab!" "Sir, Gulab." "Sir, with Champak." "Sir sir sir..." " Where is Champak?" " Genda is in there, sir." "Champak is in there too, sir." "Sir, please save them." "Okay go!" "Go!" "Been a while since we checked on the hostages." "Go." "Do a rain check." " What?" " What?" "Wasn't your duty there?" "What are you doing here?" "Jugnu sir has asked me to check on the hostages." "Yes, so I'm here." "Go tell him all is well here." "Go." "Dude, I'll tell big brother that you aren't letting me do myjob." "And I will tell big brother that you are roaming around without your mask." "The cameras are all off, idiot!" "Yes, but they can come back on anytime." "We'll all get caught because of you." "Wait a minute." "I'll check on the hostages." "Yes, all is okay." "Go tell him." "And wear your mask." "At the gate, outside..." "Come here." "Jugnu's men have seen us." "Getting out of the front door is going to be vew dangerous now." "There is one more way out." "But that's quite risky." "Alpha 2, are you in position?" "Yes, sir." "The gate at the breach location is covered." "Over." "Champak where are you?" "Why aren't you out yet?" "I'm getting all the hostages out through the ATM exit." " You also come there." " Champak, listen to me." "Listen carefully." "Use your exit plan." "Got it?" "Get outwith the hostages." "Now." "Sir, how did you know about our plan?" "You still have a lot to learn about theft." "Anyway, listen up." "They're going to declare you a terrorist." "Terrorist?" "But we're just..." "I know." "That is why I'm asking you to huny up." "Once the ATS is inside, then even I won't be able to help you." "Got it?" "Sir, sir, sir, sir..." "Sir, these people don't even know the difference between Obama and Osama." "You have to do something, please stop this." "C'mon Gayatri!" "You know these aren't my decisions." "What do you want from me'?" "I have an idea, sir." "Your laces are untied." "Yes brother." "Was in a rush..." "Listen." "Has that car arrived?" "Yes brother, it's here, at the back..." "How is it here?" "When we never called for one." "In the north, we're never 'in a rush'." "We're always 'in a huny'." "Check the hostages!" "You're a new player, you don't know the rules of this game." "Brother!" "All the hostages are gone." "Then look for them." "Kill them all!" "Spare no one!" "I'm a common man." "Ijump 200 potholes even/day to just grab a cup of tea." "What are you?" "Disrespect again?" "!" "Sir, sir!" "Sir, look at this!" "Home Minister Dongardive will hold a press conference shortly." "In which he will claim that the people inside the bank aren'tjust robbers but terrorists." "According to our information, this is entirely false." "Sir, what could be the motive behind him doing this?" "That's for you all to ﬁnd out!" "I think the media shou|d ask that question to Mr. Dongardive himself." "Hey!" "That son of a gun!" "Stop the ATS!" "No one will go inside." "GO!" "This is Gayatri Ganguly from Zee News stay tuned for more breaking news." "ATS mission called off." "Abort mission." "Abort mission!" "Move back." "The mission has been called off." "Move, move!" "Out, out, out!" "Wh at?" "What happened to them?" "Your plan worked Gayatri!" "Now it's time for my plan." "Let's go, c'mon!" "Huny up!" "Move!" "Why are they" "Why are these people entering from the back?" "Get my jacket." "Get my jacket!" "Even we'll go inside!" "Cover ﬁre!" "Go g0 9° 9°!" "Out!" "Take them to safety!" "C'mon, fast fast fast!" "Move, move, move!" "Champak!" "The biggest lesson to learn from robbew." "And it applies to relationships too." "If one door closes a|ways keep the other one open." "When I searched for evil," "I didn't ﬁnd a single evil soul." "But as I searched within," "I realised, there's nothing more evil than me." "Now you'll bite even/name's share of beating" "Bullets!" "Brother!" "Shoot, you idiot!" "I'm going towards the vault." "The thief is there." "Akhilesh!" "This idiot!" "I'm gonna beat him to this..." "First you'll say that the command isn't mine." "Then you'll tw and stop me." "And now you're probably thinking why don't I just shoot Amjad Khan." "Right'?" "Wrong." "I already shot you." "Oh!" "Now I will have to take over command." "You should be thanking me right now." "Now you'll wonder why." "I just got you a medal." "Hey!" "Get sir to the ambulance." "Our brave soldier has been shot in the line of ﬁre." "3ir?" "Are you hurt, sir?" "Pick me up!" "Pick me up!" "Champak!" "Your stars foretell bad luck..." "Sir, Jugnu." "I've been twing to explain this to you since so long." "You're bleeding quite a lot." "You need a doctor." "Go!" "Sir, forget about me." "What about the hostages?" "The hostages are all safe." "So are your friends." "They're outside." "Now you leave too." " Sir, I'm vew..." " Sony, right?" "I'll have this conversation with you once we're out of here." "Champak!" "Now go!" "And that's an order." "Let me ﬁnish this once and for all." "Wait!" "Come here." "Old habits die hard." "Thank you, sir." "Thank you vew much sir." "You saved our lives." "Bro, he's come!" "C'mon!" "Move!" "BRO!" "My hand!" "Oh!" "Oye!" "Bro, you're shot!" "Doctor." "Call the doctor!" "Bro." "How did this happen?" "Even our blood fee|s like one." "Man." "You Delhiites." "Over dramatise even/thing." "Chew even/name's brain." "You are just the worst." "But when it comes to friendship, there's no one better than you." "So bro, Delhi for the ones with a heart." "And Mumbai for all!" "I am not a policeman." "I am the bank robber." "The real one." "Bank Robber." "Last time you were lucky enough to escape." "But this time, no way!" "Firstly, I'm from Faizabad." "And to top that I have a gun." "You should speak to me with respect." "This time, either you get out of here alive or you'll only be the one to get out dead." " Thank you so much." " You saved our lives." "Champak." "Thank you so much!" "You saved all our lives." "Son, but you forgot the one thing that corrects all the faults basis Feng Shui." "Thank you for saving all our lives." "GBMLR." "GBMLR." "You'll have to come with with me for interrogation." "Hello mister, what are you saying?" "He's hurt." "He's been shot." "Look, please don't interfere." "There's an inquiw on." "He is a thief!" "What do you mean?" "He saved our life." "He's not a thief." "Move, move, move." "Come along." "I have to acknowledge your courage." "You have some guts." "Inviting me here, yourself." "But I'm sony to say, buddy." "This time, game over!" "I'll go in the third ambulance." "VVhy?" "Feng Shui!" "Feng Shui, now too." "There are three of us." "The ambulance number is also three." "C'mon!" " Okay bro, let's get into that one only." " Brother." "C'mon bro-brother, let's get into that one." "Here's the third ambulance." "Bullets have poison in them." "Let's get you patched up." "Let it go." "Let it go as in?" "Three is your lucky number right?" "What happened to your Feng Shui." "Do you know why our palms have lines on them?" "Because we shape our own destiny." "When I went out seeking evil..." "I didn't ﬁnd a thing but as I searched within myself..." "I realised, there's nothing more evil than me." "We shape our own destiny." "I shape my own destiny." "I'm handling both the Ambuja and the Sethi robbew cases." "And there's a smart and dangerous mind behind both of them." "Come, come, Mr. Khan." "You too got fooled, right?" "We're really smart thieves." "We know what we're doing." "I met Genda and Gulab for the ﬁrst time on|y two days ago." "The world's biggest weakness is..." "Innocence." "He has vew innocent eyes." "Sony my house is mortgaged." "I can't lie on Saturdays." "I want to take my mom on a pilgrimage." "I was pretty much ofﬁcially invited to attend today's robbew." "Bank Robber." "What are you laughing at'?" "Sir, this just came for you." "Sir, my name is Champak Chandrakant Chiplunkar." "And sir, I'm a common man." "I'm robbing out of helplessness." "When I was a little boy," "I was really vew naughty." "My mischief would get..." "I'd make mischief and get caught?" "Not a chance." "The situation at the Bank of Indians is now under control." "9 people have been injured but even/one is out of danger." "Sukhmani..." "Sukhmani." "After the robbew, what all happened?" "Amidst all this chaos our Home Minister Dongardive's name has surfaced." "Would you believe these thieves or your leader?" "Haan?" "That mad man Amjad shot me." "Jugnu got caught too." "Sir." "Sir, just take my word, you should disappear for about a month or so..." "What is this great scam really?" "To know more, stay tuned and keep watching Zee News, with your own GaGa." "GaGa?" "C'mon!" "Wh at?" "GaGa?" "Come on, guys." "At least its better than Genda, Gulab and Champak." "Everybody needs a sign off." "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon." "Let's go." "Don't you want to go to Kisannagar?" "Hey!" "What if it were Harsha Ganguly?" "HaGa!" "Nowjust watch, uncle." "The hero will shower them with money." "Hey!" "What are you looking at!" "That happens only in ﬁlms!" "Oh my God!" "The ﬁlm's 16D uncle." "16D." "16D'?" "3 MONTHS LATER" "CH|" "NG'S EXPRESS TUESDAY, 3:30PM" "Shashank Thakur?" "These..." "Ashutosh Sharma's men..." ""have ﬁgured out my involvement." "That's why..." "I've collected... all evidence... and put it in a drive." "That drive is hidden away in a locker." "But..." "I will not give you the details to the locker, this time." "Or they will kill you too." "Look at our destiny," "I wanted to make you my partner." "I don't know when and how," "you became my son instead." "What's up, sir?" "Nice running into you." "This was fun." "You're the ﬁrst thief whose mind I couldn't read." "And you're the ﬁrst policeman who I felt like greeting with a..." ""...nice running into you"." "Thank you." "You've been stealing since you were a kid..." "I understood that the moment you ran away from the bank." "When did I run, sir?" "Your commandos escorted me out." "Tell me one thing when did you start working with Shashank Thakur?" "I used to steal since childhood." "But when I started working with Shashank sir..." "I started sleeping well at night." "And for the last 3 months..." "I have lost all my sleep, wondering how you did all of this?" "Some things aren't meant to be said they're meant to be shown." "Right there." "Hey." "You guys know that we're recording this robbew on these cameras so Amjad Khan can see it later?" "Amjad sir, your ﬁrst question will be... why did we pick this day speciﬁcally to rob the bank." "That's because the details of Shashank sir's locker and key is with the real thieves." "And for the drive, we need the real thieves." "We've been keeping an eye on Ashutosh Sharma and Dongardive for a while now." "We've even been tracing their phone calls." "That's when we got to know that the real thieves were going to strike today at nine-thirty in fact." "Because we didn't know the real thief's face we had to buy more time." "The more idiotic we look the quicker the real thief will reveal himself." "So we took our stupidity to the next level." "But he stayed hidden." "That is why we faked ﬁnding a drive." "And the minute he saw it, Jugnu revealed himself." "I could have come another day and taken the drive easily." "I hate shooting bullets without a reason." "Great doing business with Jugnu!" "Just like a India-Pakistan T20 ﬁnal." "He made for a strong opponent." "The money found with Jugnu was fake." "Where did the real money do'?" "Look around, sir." "In evew drama, the role of a supporting cast is vew important." "Early in the morning, our people deposited counterfeit notes." "According to the stars and Feng Shui you 3 have been nominated to help us!" "After breaking open the locker we intentionally kept back three of our people right at the end." "So they could replace the real notes in Ashutosh Sharma's locker with the fake ones." "So when Jugnu gets caught, there's only fake cash found on him." "Even/one remembers we have to reach Kisan Nagar, right?" "No confusion." "You lock these two up." " Gulab, you get the manager." " Okay." "Jugnu had only one weakness." "His temper." "And as he lost his cool." "We gained control of him." "SURPRISE!" "SURPRISE!" "Why don't you shoot him?" "Oh!" "Not funny, is it?" "You want this?" "What." "Had." "I." "Said?" "Get it over with man!" "Stop playing around." "Amjad will be here any minute." "You know." "You were right." "I have vew innocent eyes." "But they'll take you down, not me!" "Champak!" "Your stars foretell bad luck." "I have been twing to explain this to you..." "You're bleeding a lot." "You need a doctor." "Go!" "Hmm." "So" " Hello." " Sony, sir." "Was in a bit of a rush." "Yes, that's why I didn't tw and stop you." "Anyway, no worries." "You left your iPad here, by mistake." "And it has all the evidence I need against" "Sir," "I don't make mistakes, even by mistake." "Look again." "Shashank Thakur Case Files" "I've left a gift for you, sir." "Evidence that would be of interest to you." "Now only you can put these crooks where they belong." "Thanks, Champak." "It was a pleasure meeting you, sir." "My partner isn't around anymore." "Can I interest you in ajob offer?" "The answer is no." "Just because I had a drink with you does not mean..." "I'm open to working with criminals." "Okay then, sir." "Next month!" "Yes." "In Delhi, right?" "The diamond corridor project?" "Will catch you then." "Got to give it you, sir." "But next time, look closer." "There's always a chink in evew armour." "Nothing like a good challenge, Champak!" "And I love a good challenge." "By the way, can I ask you a question?" "So," "Champak can't be your real name." "Before you say goodbye, won't you tell me your real name?" "Riteish Deshmukh." "How does it matter, sir?" "I'm a common man." "And common men don't have names." "They only have actions." "Jai Hind, sir." "Jai Hind." "BANK ROBBER" "Bro, I think we've pulled off an amazing robbew." "They should make a ﬁlm on us." "Yash Raj will make it, bro." "Dhoom 3.5." "What say?" "Deﬁnitely." "And my character will be..." "P|aYEd by..." "Ranveer Singh." " Wow!" " And mine, by Arjun Kapoor." "No No." "Arjun Kapoor should play my part." "Yes, actually." "It'll suit you more." "Idiots!" "Your status doesn't entitle you to even a Riteish Deshmukh." "And you're dreaming of Yash Raj Films." "Do one thing, make a web series and pitch it to Y-Films." "Maybe they'll like the stow of you two morons." "Yes?" "Don't say that, man." "We can certainly afford Riteish Deshmukh." "Man, come on!" "We aren't in that bad a state also." "Come on." "Sure." "Could be." "Maybe that way that poor guy could get his ﬁrst hit in two years." "Hit?" "Y-FILMSV?" "Riteish Deshmukhl?" "Y-FILMS!" "One minute, one minute, one minute." "Riteish Deshmukh will give a hit." "HIT!" "Someone take me home man!"