"Hey, where is he?" "Sleeping well, huh?" "Oh it's like this, huh?" "Hey, wake up!" "Here's your passport and car key." "Enjoy your trip and have fun for us too." "Yeah." "Being drunk and on a plane doesn't mean you can go grabbing the flight attendant's boobs." "Let's go." "What a bastard." "Later." "Bye bye." "See ya!" "Let's get wasted at Aey's house." "Hurry up." "Wait up." "Go go." "Back up back up." "Honey, I gotta go now." "What about your passport?" "Don't forget it." "It's here." "I won't forget." "Money?" "I already separated them in many places like how you told me to." "No worries." "Gum?" "What for?" "So you can chew it on the plane when your ears hurt." "I will buy it inside, don't worry." "Meow is going with me." "Just a sec." "We are missing 1 passenger." "What are you guys waiting for?" "You all will miss the flight!" ""Dumped"" "Puak, what the hell have you done?" "Why did you write on my forehead!" "?" "Jerk!" "Stop messing around." "What the hell are you laughing for?" "Stop it!" "Bastard." "Hey, I am serious, okay?" "!" "Jim must not know about this!" "Yes!" "He must think that I'm going to Korea with you." "Okay?" "Okay my ass!" "My luggage is in Shin's car." "I'm wearing the only underwear I have." "What am I going to do?" "C'mon, it's only 7-8 days." "Okay, I will get your some Etude as a souvenir." "Sweetie, why did you kick her seat?" "You see, you woke her up now." "We have just landed at Incheon International Airport in Seoul." "The time here is 2 hours ahead of Thailand." "The temperature outside is approximately 0 degree Celsius." "Hello everyone this way please." "Be careful." "This way." "So cute." "This way." "HELLO STRANGER" "Let's go!" "Everyone down." "Come on." "This way." "Come closer." "Closer please." "Ready?" "Loudly now... 1 2 3" "Kimchi!" "Kimchi!" "Bro, can you take a picture for us?" "Yes, okay." "Come here." "Okay ready?" "1 2 3" "Baby, are you sure?" "This pose is so lame." "Then is this pose better?" "You're naughty." "Ready?" "Umm you should bend your knees down a little." "I want to see the roof in the back too." "Alright then." "No no." "Forget it." "Please take a half-body picture." "OK, half-body it is." "Smile!" "1 2 3." "Nice." "Thank you." "And here we are at the Coffee Prince Cafe." "This is where Gong Yoo kissed the main actress for the first time." "Very romantic." "Let me see, is there anyone here pretending to be a boy like the main actress did in Coffee Prince?" "Here comes my coffee." "Finally I get to taste it from the very same cafe." "Shit!" "It's hot!" "Here in Korea, they believe that if a couple comes up to Seoul Tower and turns the keys together on their locks and then throws the keys over, so that no one could take them apart." "Ready?" "Yes!" "Throw them now!" "Yay..." "Won't it hit all those people down there?" "Ummm... we better go to the Teddy Bear museum down stairs." "Let's go." "Everybody this way please." "And here is the location where the series "Princess Hours" took place." "This way please." "Babe, I hooked our locks together." "So we will be together forever." "So are you guys tired from today's activities?" "Not at all!" "Great!" "But for tomorrow we have to wake up early." "Because we will be going out of town." "Get up at six, breakfast at seven and rolling out by eight." "So remember this simple code...6 7 8" "What is it?" "6 7 8" "Again?" "6 7 8" "Excellent!" "Give yourself a round of applause." "Shit!" "Damn it!" "What is this shit?" "How do you stop?" "Stop." "What is this?" "Chicken or pig?" "No No." "This is chicken... pig or beef." "Gosh yes to everything." "What the hell is this kind of meat?" "Shit!" "Shit!" "I'm not eating anymore!" "You" "You." "Are you okay?" "You" "Shit!" "You, you" "What time?" "What time?" "What time?" "Almost eight o'clock." "Damn it!" "The bus is leaving." "Hey you, that's my jacket." "Are you Thai?" "And why didn't you say so!" "Gotta go." "Hey, are you familiar with this hotel?" "The Grand Ambassador." "Yeah I do." "I just walked passed it yesterday." "How do I get there?" "Well... it's not too far." "When you walk out then turn right you will see Fish-bread shop on your left and then you make a right, and walk under the bridge." "And get out at the 3rd exit the 3rd exit, OK?" "If you get out of the wrong exit then I can't help you." "Once you come up then it's very easy." "You will find a sock stand with the faces of celebrity on the socks." "They're having a sale." "And then cross the street and go straight." "And turn left and turn right." "And you will find it." "Wow, were you born here or is your husband Korean?" "Who could remember all that!" "?" "!" "Look" "Fish-bread, 3rd exit, Socks on sale." "It's not that difficult." "Bread on sale, 3rd exit, and fishsock." "Fish-bread, 3rd exit, Socks on..." "Stop." "I can't remember." "You gotta take me." "Hurry up." "Are you Martha Stewart or something?" "You stop to eat everything!" "So inconsiderate." "You know I'm in a hurry!" "Why in such a hurry!" "?" "Here we are." "Okay everyone is here, all set?" "All set." "Are we missing anyone?" "No." "Okay then." "Let's go!" "Yay..." "Hey you." "Where are we?" "It's like a castle from the dark ages." "Here we are at the..." "She said your tour group left two hours ago." "Hey how could they!" "Why they left when I'm still here?" "Can you call the tour guide?" "Call now!" "Knock, knock." "It's time to wake up." "Now we are heading to Seoraksan National Park." "Wait a minute." "Hello." "What?" "You can't pick me up!" "?" "Why?" "They said your tour is already in the other town." "And they can come back to get you the day after tomorrow." "What?" "What kind of service is this?" "!" "Once I'm back home I will sue and get all my money back!" "I'll put them out of business!" "Hey wait." "You, come back!" "Hey." "You can go sightseeing around Seoul now." "It's just 2 days." "I gotta go now." "Good luck." "Hey why are you following me?" "I'm going with you." "This is your fault." "If you didn't take me to the wrong hotel I would be with the tour group by now." "You're the one who asked for my help." "Well if you didn't know then why did you say you know?" "And now you don't want to take any responsibility?" "Do you want some money?" "Are you some kind of scam artist?" "What's wrong with you?" "Hey come on!" "Hey you!" "Hey what's wrong with you?" "This is getting way out of hand." "You, wait up!" "What's with you?" "You..." "Hey don't leave yet." "Wait." "Wait." "You..." "You..." "You..." "You..." "I am not a thief." "Please help me!" "Now what?" "I am not talking to you." "You!" "We are Thais you know." "What the heck is "Datka?"" ""Datka" what?" "I don't get it." "Don't "huh?" me!" "I'm supposed to "huh?" you!" "You." "You." "Hey where are you taking me?" "Where are you taking me?" "Sorry about him." "Hey why did you have to say sorry to them?" "I didn't do anything wrong." "Arrest me." "For what?" "Can I ask you something?" "Are you crazy or what?" "Why do you have to follow me like this?" "Because..." "I don't want to eat dog anymore." "Huh?" "Well I can't speak English" "I don't know where to go or how to order any food." "Yesterday, I ate dog's meat." "It's my first time abroad." "Let me tag along, please." "I don't know anyone here." "Stop talking." "Give me back my money." "Gosh just 1,000 Won." "That's only US$1." "And what is the program for today?" "I'm not your guide." "I will let you come with me only today." "And in the evening I will take you back to the hotel and that's it, understand?" "Do you think I look like Michael Jackson?" "So are you traveling alone?" "Uh-huh." "Wow so artist like." "Artist how?" "I am travelling alone too." "You went on a tour by yourself?" "Why?" "What's strange about that?" "You also came here by yourself too." "Okay fine." "It's not strange at all." "Huh?" "What was that?" "Oh okay okay." "You got a name?" "Why do you ask," "you like me?" "Hey which one do you want?" "No thanks, I don't drink soda." "My boyfriend got those forward emails that said if we put a coin inside a soda can the coin will disappear within an instant." "For real?" "Yep." "How come?" "Someone took it?" "Nami island!" "Hey you, this island's name is Hanami, right?" "Nami!" "So it is not Hahaha... nami?" "That's so Hahaha... not funny." "Well actually this island is alright." "This is better than where my tour took me to." "All the tours just take you to TV Series locations." "So freaking lame." "Hey" "Whose statue is this?" "The Mr. and Mrs. of this island?" "Look at all these tourists here because of all those Korean series right?" "If there were no cheesy TV series in this country, would there be any tourists?" "Oops, bull's eye." "What are you doing?" "You can go back to the hotel first." "I won't mind at all." "Ohh sorry sorry." "And who is this guy?" "Bae Yong Jun." "Bae Yong Jun?" "Umm he is good looking." "The only bad thing is, his acting is really stiff." "See?" "So stiff." "Hey seriously" "I have never understood all you Korean TV fanatics." "Watching movies that make you cry as if someone just died." "Stories of babies switched at birth or 2 people who just meet for a few days and fall crazy in love." "Plots where women pretend to be men but no one can ever see through their lame disguise." "And meeting some guy who's actually royalty." "That's actually a Thai soap "Taddowbusaya"." "Whatever, same thing." "How do you watch all those corny Korean TV series?" "I think it's so over the top." "Over the top?" "Don't you know the word "romantic"?" "All women are like that." "They don't know the different between romantic and cheesy." "What if the main actors look like that couple then do you still think that's romantic?" "It has nothing to do with the look." "You're judging people from their appearances?" "When Korean couples dress the same, that's so cute." "Are they afraid other people won't notice they're kicking it?" "Do you think being a jerk is cool?" "Move." "You're in my way." "You're so mean." "Oh..hello." "I'm Bae Yong Jun, the most romantic actor." "I love you all." "Oh baby, please don't be mad." "It's just part of the job." "Hey..sweetie you want to take a picture with me?" "No problem." "Let me freshen up little bit." "Make sure that everything is in order." "Look!" "A nose hair." "Quite tasty." "Let's take a picture together." "1 2 3 Strike a pose!" "1 2 3 Click." "Please don't forget that I love you all!" "Hey milf, I just said don't be upset." "Come on, don't be mad again." "Oh now I'm starting to fall for myself too." "Wow aww gosh so sexy" "I think I'm falling in love with Bae Yong Jun now." "Let me nibble on your ear." "Ouch... my timing was off." "Two tickets please." "Hey you, there is only one ticket left." "You can go back first." "I will give you directions." "Are you trying to ditch me?" "No way, I'll wait for you here." "Aha!" "She's got something to hide." "Hey babe." "How's it going?" "What are you doing?" "I'm about to watch a show with Meow." "Remember the show I've told you about?" "There are so many people here." "I got lucky that there was one available ticket left." "Then what about Meow?" "Didn't you say you're going with Meow?" "Yes, but she already got the ticket from the internet." "And why didn't you book them together?" "Didn't think of that." "Babe, the show is about to start." "Wait a sec." "Hey Meow don't rush me, I'm coming." "Hey babe, I gotta go now." "I have to hang up now." "Hey, Meow wait up!" "Okay, so I'm Meow?" "Don't ask too many questions, OK?" "!" "Keep this for me." "I can't bring it inside." "Hello Goi, may I talk to you?" "Hey, you really missed out on this show!" "The show is really awesome!" "At the beginning, the main actor wears glasses like a nerd but is so cute." "But once he takes off his glasses then he would act like he gets electric shock." "Like this." "And then he becomes a playboy." "Play around with women everywhere." "But when he gets electric shock it was really funny." "See?" "What's that?" "That's not funny." "It's so funny, electric shock like this." "Okay okay." "It's really funny." "Give me back my camera." "And that's it?" "How about the rest of the story." "No, forget it!" "Oh, come on." "And at the very end, the main actor climbs one wall after another and then does triple somersaults." "Whoo Whoo Whoo like this!" "It's just someone doing somersaults." "What's cool about that?" "You talk like you can do it so easily." "And why couldn't I?" "It always has to be you versus the world, doesn't it?" "Well if you want to do anything, just go ahead and do it." "Nobody knows you here." "It's all Korean people in this restaurant." "But you know me and you're sitting here." "Know you?" "I don't even know your name." "Your money spent to come here isn't worth your while." "We're not in our country, we can do or say whatever we want." "No one will understand what we say." "If you don't believe me." "Check this out." "Hey sir, sir." "Hello sir." "Yes, you." "Please come here." "See?" "He's smiling." "You know, your food really sucks." "Even a dog can't eat it." "Can you believe that it is so disgusting that a dog would throw up after eating it?" "Did you take dog vomit, cook it and serve it to me?" "Sir, you should go do something else that's more creative." "Like shoe polishing or something you know." "Just don't be a cook anymore please." "Okay, now you can leave." "Aha." "What kind of a man are you?" "!" "Hmm and what kind of a woman are you?" "You lied to your boyfriend about travelling alone." "It's my business." "Yes, you are right." "It's your own business." "Actually whether you're here to have an affair, find a new guy, or to bone someone." "It's none of my business." "An affair?" "I'm here for my friend's wedding!" "If your midget boyfriend catches you lying he'll be really mad!" "Hey how did you know that my boyfriend is so.." "Small?" "Small?" "Just small, huh." "From the picture, it looks like he was sitting down." "Hey you snuck a peak at my pictures?" "Don't you even know the word "manners"?" "No wonder nobody wants you." "Hey, how could you say that?" "Excuse me, but I do have a girlfriend." "Yeah?" "And where is she then?" "We broke up." "Hurt?" "Hell no!" "At least I'm not a control freak like your half-pint boyfriend." "Who keeps calling..."Hi baby please don't drink any soda it's very very very dangerous"." "You know recently I just drop the iron in the soda." "Oh my god the whole thing disappeared!" "I've been wearing wrinkled shirts for days." "That's because he is concerned about me." "Okay if you say so." "Shit, what the hell is this?" "You're not getting the point." "Free?" "Take it back, I don't want to eat it." "I'm not eating, it's no good, sir!" "It's still alive!" "Sir, just take it back." "Sir!" "Hey come on." "We're already in Korea, you can't... not eat it!" "Okay, if you eat that I will drink a glass of Soju." "Oh wow, 1 glass!" "If I agree to eat this dancing octopus then you have to drink at least the whole bottle!" "Deal!" "But you have to eat the whole thing alive from that tank!" "Want to back down?" "What a tootsie!" "Tootsie tooooootsie." "Hello?" "Who's calling?" "Toot..." "Sir, I want one of those!" "Wow, looks like the one from Pirates of the Caribbean." "Aww so tasty, even the flavor sticks to my mouth." "You're really something." "Ouch." "Damn it hurts!" "Ohhh... damn it!" "Now your turn!" "Drink it!" "Holy shit!" "Do you want to use the restroom?" "Just a sec, almost done peeing." "Oh no!" "What the hell?" "!" "You bastard!" "Asshole!" "Hey, you." "Pervert!" "Hey, what's going on?" "Jerk!" "Stop." "I didn't lay a hand on you?" "Why am I in this dress?" "How should I know?" "You were complaining how super hot you were." "And then you started to take off your clothes one by one." "That's not true." "You bastard!" "You..." "I'm just kidding." "I didn't do anything." "You said you were going to take a shower, then maybe you fell asleep?" "See?" "The shower cap is still on your head." "Umm last night was such a blast huh!" "Catwoman..." "Catwoman..." "Catwoman" "Hey... stop stop." "More sexy, yeah more more." "You got elephant ears?" "Hella big!" "I am pretty, right?" "Oh shit!" "If Jim found out, I'll be dead meat!" "Whoa!" "Jim 107 missed calls." "You better call him back now, maybe somebody died." "If anyone is going to die, it will be me!" "Is your boyfriend psychotic or something?" "Shit!" "Hi babe." "Why didn't you pick up my calls?" "Oh, it was on silent so I didn't hear it." "Were you drinking?" "No, I wasn't." "Are you sure?" "Well, Meow invited me so I just drank a little you know, to be polite." "Meow, huh?" "So Meow telepathically invited you from Thailand?" "I just met Meow yesterday at Central Mall." "Which branch?" "Hey, don't change the subject." "You think I'm stupid?" "Why did you lie to me?" "It's not like that." "I just wanted to attend Min Ah's wedding." "And no one is available to keep me company here." "So you gotta lie?" "I'm sorry." "And this wedding it's that important?" "If you don't go, they can't get married?" "See?" "If I honestly told you you wouldn't have let me come here anyway." "So it's my fault?" "You have to find a flight back." "Whatever flight is the soonest one." "Come on babe, please calm down." "Hey..." "Umm..." "I'm telling you to come back and you still don't want to." "Are you with someone?" "You're going too far now." "Please calm down." "It's actually..." "Aren't we speaking the same language?" "I said come back now." "If not then we are over!" "Over." "We are over?" "Just because of this?" "What's wrong now?" "You can't think of anymore lies, huh?" "I'm so sick and tired of taking care of an idiotic woman like you." "So stupid." "Always getting into trouble every single day." "You're the most stupid boring woman that I have ever met!" "Fine." "I'm so damn bored of you too!" "You know why I have to lie?" "Because I'm with a brainless psychotic guy like you." "Breaking up is great!" "Just watch, from now on I will drink a ton of Pepsi." "I will watch Korean series all night long." "I will walk around Korea wearing a bikini!" "I will act slutty now!" "You dwarf!" "Whoa." "You're psychopath!" "I'm not your slave!" "Good, just let it all out." "Because... hey" "Watch me, I will wear high heels every day." "Good, I will wear them with you too!" "But not sure if they will have my size." "Bottoms up!" "Bottoms up!" "Wait, I am tired." "Wow, so beautiful." "Yeah, very beautiful." "Are you really going to lay down like this?" "You think being here or in Bangkok makes a difference in the stars we see?" "I don't know." "I guess not." "Why, you miss Bangkok?" "If you caught your girlfriend lying to you would you break up with her?" "How do you want me to answer?" "It's hard to understand what a woman really wants." "If I say the wrong thing you'll be mad at me, then I'm assed out again." "It's not that difficult." "Have you ever listened to Parn Thanaporn's song?" "Parn Thanaporn?" "I think the lyrics are extremely deep." "It goes... women don't like watching football but will watch to be by your side." "We might not know how to wear make-up but will always put a little blush on for you to see." "Wait." "What's wrong?" "I feel like throwing up." "Hey, you kicked me pretty hard." "Why don't you just go back and talk to him nicely?" "Everything will be okay." "Have you ever seen snow?" "How could I?" "The farthest I have been is the casino in Poipet." "If you got to see snow for real for the first time, what would you do?" "Eat!" "Hmm no" "I would spell my name out with my pee." "Cool huh?" "!" "What about you?" "I want to get naked in the falling snow." "I'd like to know how cold the winter really feels." "Whoa, that's X-rated!" "I used to tell Jim this and he said" "I was ridiculous." "Hey, your group tour is here." "Oh yeah." "Hey we still don't know each other's names." "That's right." "So what's your name?" "It's better that I don't tell you." "So when you go back you can't gossip about all the crazy things I have done." "For real?" "OK then." "I gotta go." "Nice knowing you." "No, actually" "It's nice not knowing you." "It's nice not knowing you too." "Please give a round of applause for the return of one member of our group." "How's everyone?" "We're now back to Seoul." "The weather is a lot warmer, right?" "Not like yesterday on the ski slope where it was really freezing, right?" "We are all very lucky this year that April still has snow for us to enjoy." "Okay how about this, who here has seen snow for the very first time?" "Please raise your hands." "How was it, ma'am?" "You." "You forgot something?" "No" "It's still snowing you know we have not seen snow together yet, right?" "Let's go?" "Let's go!" "So, what's your name?" "You can tell me now." "Guess" "Okay, okay." "I think someone like you should be named "May"." "Why is that?" "For "May" the drunkenness be with you!" "What kind of a girl can get that drunk and still do a back flip?" "That's all you can come up with?" "That really hurts." "Then your name must be "John"." "Why?" "Do I look Caucasian?" "John-doe" "What kind of crazy person sleeps on the street like a homeless dog." "Ooh!" "A dog." "That's very creative." "I think it's better that we don't know each other's names." "Why not?" "Like you said being abroad we can do whatever we want and no one knows us." "So?" "If we know each other, we would have to care about each other's feelings and we can't say what's really on our minds." "For example, if you were my friend I wouldn't dare speak my mind like I just did." "So that means I can say whatever I want and you will not get mad?" "Nope." "Mustache lip, donkey ears, flat chest, stubby legs, big butt, dirty elbows ashy knees, and monkey face!" "I'm not mad." "You smell of dog and have a buffalo brain, have dead parents, and a grumpy grandma!" "Are you mad?" "Not at all." "This is fun." "(A**hole)" "No No No NO" "Two rooms." "...Two" "That's enough." "I'll talk to her." "Two" "Two" "One is fine." "The bed here is very wide." "Yes, but it's kind of short too." "I think it's better if I sleep on the floor." "Are you sure?" "I don't want to take advantage of you." "Please do." "I'm off to bed." "It's insane that this hotel has only got 1 room left." "Is it Valentine's day or what?" "It seems like everyone wants to screw here." "Hey you, can I ask you something?" "OK." "How many girlfriends have you had?" "Why do you ask?" "I'm just curious." "Three." "What about you?" "Is Mr. Jimmy your first boyfriend?" "My first boyfriend was nothing like Jim." "How so?" "It's a she." "Whoa!" "My mom didn't even know about this!" "Well I studied at a convent school then." "My hair was short." "There was a girl crazy about me." "And so I decided to try it out." "So what have you tried?" "Pervert!" "I tried being with a girl." "Whoa!" "As in with her?" "In every way?" "Only in a girlfriend way." "When I was in 9th grade I used to date a girl." "We met at a tutorial school." "She was really sexy." "Always wearing sexy tank tops everyday to class." "And when she got on the bus and put her arms up to hold the rail her armpit hair was this long!" "When the wind blew it fluttered in the air." "Oh my god, I couldn't stand it anymore." "So I broke up with her." "It was the most disgusting break up ever." "But it's still better than breaking up on the cell phone, right?" "And being away like this there's no one to talk to either." "If I were in Bangkok, I still could at least talk to DJ Aoy-Chod for advice." "Who are they?" "DJ Aoy  Dj Chod from Club Friday." "Have you ever listened to them?" "People call for advice about love." "How can a DJ help you?" "They'll just say anything." "At the end of the show, they get paid and go home." "Sometimes, some things are easier to share with someone you don't know." "Yeah?" "So what did you tell them then?" "Don't make fun of me, OK?" "OK." "A while ago, Jim was all into detox." "So he forced me to detox too." "And that means..." "I had to... have an enema." "I didn't understand why he wanted me to have an enema that bad." "And did you?" "Of course!" "So I called the DJs because I thought he might be psychotic or something." "That's enough about me." "Tell me your story." "What?" "About your girlfriend." "How did you guys break up?" "Nothing." "Just a normal break up." "Hey, come on." "I told you so much about me." "You really want to know, right?" "I..." "I got her pregnant." "I wasn't ready then." "So I... told her to get an abortion." "But she wouldn't do it." "So I.." "I pushed her down the stairs." "I just wanted to abort the baby." "But... they both died." "Psyche!" "I got you!" "Hey, I'm just kidding!" "Why so serious?" "How could you joke about stuff like that?" "I had 2 abortions." "It was the saddest time of my life." "Every night" "I still have nightmares." "I had you going there." "Turn right at second junction?" "OK OK I'm almost there." "Min Ah." "Can I bring my friend to your wedding?" "Is that a good idea?" "She didn't invite me." "It's okay." "I invited you." "Hello Min Ah." "Maybe this might sound crazy but... can you do something for me?" "How are you?" "Are you excited?" "This is." "May May" "This is Darng." "Darng is my buddy." "Darng (it means puppy)" "Yeah, I'm Darng." "You Min-a." "Yeah." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you too." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "I will explain you later..." "OK" "two two hands two hands" "Korean tradition two hands two hands" "I don't get it." "You just meet him, travel with him and don't tell each other's name it... it" "It's hard to explain it just" "a stupid game." "Game?" "You like him?" "No." "I can never like him." "He... he not my type" "so you just to use for... sex" "No I..." "I'm not like that" "try this it call ja jang myeon ja-jang-myeon" "OK" "it good you have to tell her she cook this" "I just helped a little here and there, that's all." "Yeah that's what I figured." "It's...all very good." "It..." "It like.... you know." "Oh Yeah Yeah" "I know." "Where is my elephant?" "Where is my elephant?" "You like ja-jang-myoen?" "Oh yes tell your wife to cook" "tell your wife to cook no" "not wife." "Stop." "Put your hands down!" "What about Min Ah?" "She's already asleep." "She's afraid she won't be beautiful enough for tomorrow." "You've known Min Ah for a long time, huh?" "I just met her last New Year." "You guys seem very close." "At that time I went to try the Fish Pedicures in Chiang Mai and Min Ah was sitting next to me." "And she started to make really loud weird noises." "Everyone in the shop was looking at her." "What kind of noise?" "Like... this." "Yeah?" "Ummm." "If she could moan like that she doesn't need to get married anymore." "Just buy those fish and call it a night." "Have you ever read a magazine called "Doing Fish"?" "Really?" "Min Ah is a very lovely person." "She's very talkative, so we keep in touch by emails." "You easily make friends, don't you?" "Hey, have you ever felt that with certain people, even though you've just met you feel really close to them and can talk to them about everything?" "You know, I was in Chiang Mai last New Year too." "Which area?" "Around Nimman road." "Nimman." "With friends?" "No." "Then who?" "I was with Goi" "my ex-girlfriend." "Hey, if you don't want to talk about it that's okay." "I'll go to bed now." "Hey, can I borrow your mobile phone?" "Hello?" "She didn't pick up the call?" "She did... but she wouldn't talk to me." "Hey why don't try consulting with DJ." "Aoy Dj Chod?" "They might be able to help you." "Huh?" "It works!" "I'll call for you." "Hello." "Is this DJ Aoy DJ Chod?" "Okay just a second." "Hey what?" "Hurry up." "It's a long distance call." "Hello?" "Hello." "What's your name?" "Mr. Darng?" "How can we help with your problem today?" "What are you doing?" "Please speak up." "You're now on air." "Hello are you still there?" "Hello?" "Please turn down your radio volume and just listen from your phone." "Hello are you still there?" "I got dumped by my girlfriend of 8 years." "Is there anything you two can help me out?" "Maybe we could if you stop being such a pain in the ass." "And did she tell you why she wanted to break up with you?" "Well she wanted to get married but I didn't want to." "And why not?" "How come you didn't want to?" "Don't you love her anymore?" "It has nothing to do with love." "People get married and get divorced all the time." "Just because there's no wedding, doesn't mean there's no love." "She has no right to break up with me." "Mr. Darng, first... you must not yell at us because that scares us DJs." "So which one are you?" "DJ." "Aoy or DJ." "Chod?" "So what's really the problem here?" "Look at me, will someone like me ever get married?" "How can I take care of anyone?" "I can't even wipe and clean my own ass." "It's just a metaphor." "Umm..." "Mr. Darng you are the one who chose not to get married, right?" "And why are you still calling her then?" "Nothing." "I just feel like calling." "You just feel like calling?" "You know, we're not in 3rd grade anymore you know." "No answer?" "So all the listeners out there please send us your SMS to guess what he did." "Press 1 Mr. Darng called to beg Ms. Goi for another chance." "Press 2 Mr. Darng called and cursed at Ms. Goi's mom." "Stop playing." "This isn't helping at all." "Because you didn't speak frankly." "DJ Aoy  Dj Chod can't help you." "You can't give her what she wants." "Then she breaks up with you." "That's fair enough." "And you still want to get involved with her?" "Just let her go." "Stop calling her already." "I can't do that." "I didn't get to tell her that I want to marry her now." "Hey!" "Are you for real?" "So where is DJ." "Aoy DJ." "Chod now?" "Hey Mr. Darng so you're going to ask her to marry you?" "Does that mean you learned how to clean your own ass now?" "I still don't know how, but I will try." "Hey you can be romantic too!" "What good will it do to be romantic when she doesn't even want to say a word to me?" "If she doesn't want to talk, then just write her." "Write her!" "If she knows, she will be very happy." "Hey..." ""Will you marry me?"" "Hey should I buy this as a wedding present for Min Ah?" "You're going to buy a Korean souvenir for a Korean?" "Oh yeah." "I don't know what to get her." "This is hard." "Gosh, he even haunts you over here?" "When I go back, I will change the picture." "Okay, bye." "Who's that?" "My friends." "Min Ah looks so happy." "Goi probably feels the same." "She is getting married with someone else." "6, 7" "Hey, what's going on?" "More" "More" "More" "Come here." "More" "Come outside first." "I just want him to lift her up more." "You can't do it no more?" "Come on!" "Please calm down!" "Maybe it's not true." "Maybe you should try calling her again." "Can you leave me alone?" "Didn't you see what happened?" "You told me to write and ask her to marry me." "Now she's getting married with someone else?" "You call that romantic?" "Are you sure you know what you're doing?" "It doesn't look like just a game to me." "Yeah I know." "Damn it!" "No more money?" "Take this." "Not the silent treatment, please." "Yelling at me is better than this." "It's not your fault." "She's getting married anyway." "I'm such an idiot." "We broke up a while ago but I still had hope." "You know, we bought this tour together before we broke up." "I came here... hoping that she might come." "But who in their right mind would come, right?" "I'm so damn stupid." "You know, broken hearted people always do stupid things." "Look at me, I yelled out loud at the bridge." "This damn slot keeps taking my money." "I don't have any luck at winning." "What is this granny so happy about!" "Probably been playing since she was young and just won." "Gosh, enough already." "This is so boring." "Hey wait!" "That 10,000 bill is mine, you know!" "Don't you think you should make it up to me?" "Slots are for old people." "The real fun is over there." "Wanna go?" "What will it be black or red?" "If I knew, I'd be rich already." "I bet black." "Come on, black." "Black." "Black." "Gosh." "Never mind, let's try again." "What color will it be this time?" "Red." "Sure?" "Sure." "OK, red." "Red." "Red." "Red." "Red." "Red." "Red." "Hey..." "Wait, wait hold on." "Damn it!" "I told you to quit since the beginning and you don't believe me." "See?" "Now all the chips are gone." "No one can keep on losing." "We must win sometime." "So black or red?" "No more." "Come on, just one more time." "Black or red?" "Red." "Red." "Red." "Are you crazy?" "We gotta do it like this." "To make up for our losses." "Hey!" "I feel like I'll jinx us again." "You can't be that unlucky." "I'm sure now you must be jinxed." "There's nothing left." "Let's go back to sleep." "Hey what's going on?" "Hey you." "I won!" "And where did you get the chips from?" "That guy with the eyeglasses gave it to me." "He said he kept betting opposite from me and won so he gave me the chips." "Really?" "How much did you win?" "Um." "All that." "Wow you bet on 0?" "Uh-huh" "36 times?" "36 times?" "3.6 million Won?" "3.6 million!" "3.6 million!" "Woohooo 3.6 million." "Cheers!" "What's that?" "Oh I forgot to exchange one." "I'll go down to cash it in for you." "You can keep it as a souvenir then." "It's just chump change." "Now that I am so rich." "This is for my diamond ring." "And this to buy a house." "And this to buy Nami island." "I will buy them all!" "This is about US$3,000 only." "You can't buy all that." "Just let me dream, will you?" "I've always been wanting to spend money like a millionaire for a long time now." "I wonder what it feels like." "Oh yeah." "I want to know too." "Once in a life time, right?" "Let's do it?" "Do it!" "Do it?" "Do it!" "Do it?" "Whoooo!" "I'm rich now!" "I don't understand a thing, but it sounds so romantic, huh?" "Not really." "Whatever." "What?" "Did you know that I used to be in a movie?" "Really?" "Just an extra, standing next to the main actor though!" "Which movie, a famous one?" "You think I've seen it?" "Do I look familiar to you?" "Not really." "Then you've never seen it then." "Or maybe you have, but you can't remember." "Give me a hint." "You were just an extra so how can anyone remember?" "I know, I'm just an extra just a supporting role." "I'm not the leading actress." "Do you want to try playing the leading role?" "Hey!" "What?" "We're almost there." "Okay." "Here we are." "Bae Yong Jun!" "Bae Yong Jun!" "The waiter at the hotel looks so much like Bae Yong Jun so I hired him." "Crazy!" "I thought he was the real one." "Gosh, I wouldn't have the money to hire the real one." "A very close look-alike, huh?" "!" "Special menu for the new rising star." "Here..." "Bae Yong Jun is in the house." "Hey, have we met before?" "Yes, at the Hanami island." "Oh yeah, that's right." "You're the shady supporting actress from Thailand who has followed me all the way here to Korea." "Wow, you are famous now, huh?" "Now you have become the lead actress." "Did you use your boobs to get here?" "My boobs aren't big enough to get me anywhere." "I rather be a supporting actress in my situation." "It's unbelievable that we both met each other here." "I didn't want to meet you that bad." "Don't want to meet me?" "You were screaming so loud I thought you pissed in your pants." "You like this joke, eh!" "Now you can't stop laughing." "Nothing to say?" "Well I'm just a supporting actress I have no lines." "Oh come on, don't be sad." "Even though you're just a supporting actress but you're the cutest one!" "I've always thought love is a connection between 2 hearts that must stand the test of time." "That the longer time is spent together, the more meaningful love is." "That's how I've ever understood love to be like." "I never imagined that when you walked into my life it's like I can't see anyone else but you." "At the sight of you, everything has paused and in that second the whole world has stopped moving with the sky so brilliant." "My breath is paused on this moment." "My heart skips a beat when our eyes meet." "You have stopped day and time with this chance meeting." "Just when I meet you." "This was meant to be." "No peeking!" "Who wants to look anyway?" "Oh it's cold!" "Freaking cold!" "How cold?" "Unimaginably cold!" "How is it?" "Satisfied?" "Very freezing." "Ouch!" "What was that for?" "You said you wanna taste it, didn't you?" "!" "Yum?" "Salty." "Hey!" "I called to change my flight already to go back together with you." "Yeah?" "Umm.." "That's good." "Dead air, huh?" "We have a deal that we will always speak our minds about everything, right?" "Uh-huh" "Do you like me?" "Of course." "Do you mean like... a girlfriend?" "Umm.." "I'm not sure." "Thanks for being honest." "Well, I feel good about you but, I..." "Umm Min Ah asked me to stay longer so I think I will change my plan to stay with Min Ah." "Hey and what about me?" "You can go back to Seoul first." "I think I'll be here for a little while." "What's wrong with you?" "Nothing." "Why do women like to be this way?" "They say there's nothing going on but actually, there is something." "Why do we have to be apart?" "It's so not necessary." "Well we have to be apart at the end anyway." "Separated now or later what's the difference anyway?" "I'm sorry." "Sorry for what?" "What are you mad about then?" "Why can't we travel together like before?" "Like before?" "You want me to keep playing the 'I don't know your name' game and just say goodbye at the airport and pretend that nothing ever happened?" "Why do you have to be sarcastic?" "!" "What do you want me to do then?" "!" "We've just known each other just a couple of days." "That's right and why should you care for me?" "We don't even know each other." "Can you just drive?" "No, I won't." "We have to talk things out first." "Then I will go." "If you really want to be on your own that much." "Then I will go." "You..." "You..." "Where are you going?" "You... you... you" "You... you... you" "You... you... you" "You You Yes sir." "Did you see the girl?" "I'm sorry I don't understand." "The girl..." "I..." "You see" "Come with me." "The girl come with me." "I got here a while ago." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "!" "How could you leave me like that?" "I don't know how to drive!" "If there was no cars passing by, what would I do?" "!" "I'm sorry." "I'm an asshole." "I'm so damn stupid." "I'm such a loser!" "When I said, I'm not sure." "I really don't know what the hell this feeling is." "I just know that when I'm with you I'm so damn happy." "And when we're separated or when you're gone I feel really empty!" "Is this what they call love?" "How can you love me?" "We don't even know each other." "You don't even know my name." "You're right." "I don't know you." "But I do know this one person..." "She can drink a liter of Pepsi." "When she rides on my motorcycle she always falls asleep." "And when she gets drunk she can do a back flip." "I also know that if I have to be with her" "I will probably be jinxed for the rest of my life and if I gamble there's no way I will ever win anything." "But you know what?" "I'd still love to see her every day." "Is that person you?" "What's wrong?" "You're crying as if someone died!" "And you aren't?" "Can I hug you again?" "I didn't say you can't." "What?" "I don't know either." "Hey!" "Just eat it." "That's all the money we have left." "Since the first meal we've eaten together which meal do like the most?" "Umm..." "I like Jajangmyun at Min Ah's house." "So when we get back, can you make it again?" "Not sure it will be edible though." "Hey what about you?" "I like this one." "Hey look, I am holding your hand now." "Oh yeah." "Ouch... it's heavy." "Let's go." "Hey, let's take a picture together?" "We don't have any pictures together yet." "Okay." "We should ask her to take it." "Excuse me." "Can you take photo for us?" "Yes." "Thank you." "Come here." "Goi... how did you get here?" "Um..the address on the postcard." "Oh, this is...a Thai person I met here and we've been traveling together." "I'm May." "Hello." "Hello." "I am sorry about earlier." "I didn't know that you're Thai." "That's okay." "You want me to take a picture for you, right?" "I'll take it." "Over there, okay?" "Sure." "It's a beautiful house." "Hey... don't you want to take it together?" "Just by myself." "Oh..." "Taking it together will make me look short." "Ready?" "1...2...3" "Thank you." "My face is chubby." "I gotta go now." "You're going now?" "Yeah." "It's nice to meet you, Ms. Goi." "Bye." "Oops I forgot." "How are you?" "Umm... fine." "Why did you send it?" "I thought you didn't want to get married?" "I just... wanted some time to think." "Your friends told me you're getting married?" "I can only get married to one person, right?" "So I have to marry the one that I love." "Hey you." "Can I talk to you?" "About what?" "Did I forget to pay for the food?" "And... where is Goi?" "I.." "I'm sorry." "I didn't know that..." "Hey, there's no need to explain anything." "I understand." "If we happen to meet again, make sure to say 'Hi'." "That means... we won't meet again, will we?" "Why should we meet again then?" "We are just two persons who were broken hearted that happened to meet abroad." "Feeling cold and lonely." "All the emotions we felt might be just our imagination." "How would you know that these feeling are real?" "Aren't you the one who said cheesy love like in the movies doesn't exist in real life?" "I better go." "Wait." "Can I at least know your name?" "Stop it." "Don't you feel the least bit sorry for me?" "Fast huh?" "You lost your key?" "No, it's somewhere in here." "What's wrong?" "What's your name?" "Cherry." "Cherry." "Cherry." "These are the designs that you may select from." "Please pick the one that you like." "Let's go." "This show is really funny." "Yeah and you were hesitating when I called." "But the guy with the eyeglasses is really cute." "See?" "I told you." "I like him." "Hey Meow, what day is it today?" "Friday, why?" "Hello, what story do you have to share with our Club Friday listeners today?" "You are that addicted to the show?" "Yep." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Are you still there?" "Hello?" "Umm..someone once told me that if I have a problem, I can always call here." "She said DJ." "Aoy and DJ." "Chod can help." "Well we might not always be able to help." "But what we could do is listen." "At that time I told her that it is nonsense." "How can a DJ possibly help?" "He's got a lot of nerve." "Why call in then!" "?" "And what made you call us today, Mr. Darng?" "Umm.." "What kind of a man is named Darng?" "Hey" "Why did you stop the car?" "Umm..." "I don't know why I am calling." "You two probably can't help me." "Then I will open the other lines to call in then." "Wait, hold on." "Umm.." "Just listen and try not to throw up." "Last year" "I went to Korea and I met this woman." "We traveled together for a few days." "I don't even know her name." "But I feel that" "I'm in love with her." "Wow, this is like a romantic movie." "Meeting abroad just for a few days." "She told me that our feeling might not be for real." "And what do you think, Mr. Darng?" "I don't know, but if my feelings weren't real then I probably wouldn't feel it for very long." "But it has been over a year and I still think of her all the time." "I wish that I could meet her every day." "Do you think I should stop being crazy like this?" "Why don't you go see her and tell her?" "That would be difficult." "I know nothing about her." "I just know that she was an extra in one movie." "There are thousands and thousands of movies." "You think I will be able to find her?" "I think what she has told me is true that cheesy love like in the movies doesn't exist." "Don't you think?" "Mr. Darng, I think you should leave your real name for us." "Just in case we can help you out." "Umm... if you think so." "My name is..."