"Hey, how'd it go with Sara?" "Did you tell her you love her?" "Then I asked her to move in." "What?" "Surprised?" "Me too." "What about me?" "Just" " If she moves in here, where am I gonna go?" "I mean, I can't move back in with my mother." "It's true." "He can't." "I turned his room into a recording studio." "I have dreams." "We didn't talk about it, but worse comes to worse..." "... youcanstaywithus in this apartment..." "... that won't stop spinning." "After a month, you asked her to move in with you?" "That is a big decision." "Seems a little fast to me." "Yeah?" "You like thinking through life's big decisions, do you?" "You actually gonna go through with this?" "Well, I want her to stay." "Moving in was all I could think of to get her to stay." "And if I'm not comfortably with it yet, I'll fake it till I get there." "You really think you can pull that off?" "Please. come on." "I'm an actor." "Hey." "Hey." "I was thinking about going shopping." "Maybe we can get some new things." "That sounds really nice." "Buying stuff together." "It's like a whole new start." "Love it." "Wow, that's some good acting." "Hey, guys." "Hey." "Something kind of exciting happened yesterday." "A guy at work asked me out." "That was quick." "I know." "I just started telling people I'm getting divorced  andthenthisguy thatInever  talked to comes up to me" "The office Joey." "What?" "There's a group of men  ofwhichIama proudmember, whose sensors are so finely tuned..." "... thattheycanidentify the need for rebound sex." "And we provide that sex." "He's not that kind of guy." "Did he offer to help move furniture now that your husband's gone?" "He did." "Well played, office Joey." "So you gonna go out with him?" "I guess so." "I'm gonna go out on my first date." "It's a big step." "Yeah, and speaking of which, I heard about you and Sara." "I know, huh?" "It's fast, but I'm excited to take our relationship to the next level." "I didn't buy it that time." "Yeah, I may be losing it." "So Seth and I, we're waiting in line for the new Star Wars." "Seth got into a fight, lost our place." "That kid got into a fight?" "Yeah." "A person in line was also dressed as Princess Leia..." "... andheconsidersthathisthing ." "I could call my agent and see if she could get you into an advance screening." "God, that would be incredible." "I'd be the coolest guy in caltech." "Except for that guy who can throw a Frisbee." "I'll give Bobbie a call." "Wait." "I don't like the way she looks at Michael." "How does she look at him?" "How I look at the water-delivery guy." "Gina, that guy is filthy." "I know." "Hey, Bobbie, you got a minute?" "Oh, good." "It's you." "Great news." "I got you the cover of Bride magazine." "What?" "Why?" "Is this not Tori Spelling?" "No, it's Joey." "Oh, good, it's you." "They want you to go into work today..." "... toshootapromo for the season finale of Deep Powder." "Today?" "Why didn't you tell me sooner?" "'ve been busy." "Some crazy people at work think I have a drinking problem." "I can't go to the bathroom without them staging an intervention." "And it's killing me, because that's where I do most of my drinking." "Look, anyway, the reason I'm calling is because I need a favor for my nephew." "Really?" "Well, put him on." "She wants to talk to you." "Hello?" "Hello, Michael?" "Is it time?" "I'm just calling to see if you could get my friend Seth and I..." "... ticketstoaStarWars screening?" "Done." "But in return, I would like pictures of you doing the following things." "Okay." "This better be one hell of a movie." "I think we can get some new kitchen utensils, a new bathmat." "No, no." "That's small stuff." "We need sheets, towels, comforters, matching robes..." "... someofthose really nice wooden hangers." "Hold on a second." "I saw something back there that would be great for us." "Got it." "Joey, this is a baby monitor." "I don't think we're ready for that." "But someday soon, huh?" "You okay?" "Yeah." "It's just" "It's a little hot in here, is all." "Guess we're buying that." "These would look so nice in the new place." "Are you guys just moving in together too?" "Yes, we are." "Get out while you can." "Can I help you?" "Oh, yeah." "We're looking for some new towels." "We're moving in together." "And I'm excited." "I'd go with these." "They're not cheap, but they'll last you guys forever." "Forever?" "That's a long time." "You're gonna love them." "I didn't say I didn't." "I do." "That's huge." "Okay, what's going on?" "Are you having second thoughts?" "No." "No." "It's the towels." "I'm freaking out about living with these towels." "You're not talking about the towels, are you?" "I knew this was too fast." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "She's not looking." "Run." "How are you?" "Feeling better?" "I'm great." "Nothing cures a panic attack like a 75-mile-an-hour drive home." "I didn't know you were freaking out about this." "I wasn't freaking out until you were." "What happened?" "You seemed so sure about it." "I was acting." "Wow, you're good." "I know." "Why do I keep getting jeers in TV Guide?" "It's so fast." "I've never moved in with anyone." "The longest I've dated someone was six weeks." "What?" "You don't know about relationships either?" "Well, what the hell are we doing here?" "Who's flying this plane?" "I was willing to take a chance, but it scares me that you're unsure." "One of us has to be certain." "I pick you." "I'm sorry." "It's just-- It is." "It's" " It's just so scary." "I know." "Maybe we shouldn't do this." "I can probably get my job back in D.C." "No." "I don't want you to go." "Sara, I love you." "I do." "I love you." "And I will stop freaking out." "I promise." "Okay." "Then so will I." "Okay." "That's the first time you actually said "I love you" to me." "I did?" "Take that, TV Guide." "Hey, Bodie, what's up?" "Dude, I don't know what's going on  butalltheseextras keep on hitting on me." "I'm in a committed relationship, so I've been referring them to you." "Oh, dude." "Okay, guys." "Let's get started." "I haven't seen the script yet." "Don't worry about it." "The whole thing's on cue cards." "It's really simple." "So... ." "Great." "Gunnar, you're in this thing too?" "That's right." "You ready for me to put the "pro" in "promo"?" "How does he come up with that stuff?" "A couple of takes, you'll be done." "Let's roll it." "Deep Powder promo, take one." "And action." "Hey, America." "I hope you enjoyed tonight's exciting Deep Powder finale." "Where, for the next three hours, you can vote for which one of us gets killed..." "... atthebeginningofnext season." "Wait." "What?" "!" "Did you guys know about this?" "Yeah." "Isn't it a cool contest?" "No." "They're gonna kill one of us." "Why aren't you guys upset?" "I'm so much bigger than this crappy show." "And I'm just really high right now, so... ." "Hi, I'm Michael." "Hello." "Alan" "Banderwald." "I know who you are." "You were an assistant editor on Episode Two." "Uncomfortable, huh?" "Yeah, l-- I do that to people." "Seth, where the hell are you?" "The movie's about to start  and I'm sitting next to Alan Banderwald." "What do you mean, you never got your ticket?" "Then who has it?" "Surprise." "They're gonna kill me at work." "Is it because of that chair I stole?" "What?" "I guess not." "What are you talking about?" "There's an Internet vote to see if they'll kill me or Gunnar or Bodie." "Oh, no, they can't kill Bodie." "Hey, guys, I just wanted you to check my outfit before my date." "Wow, Alex, you look great." "Really?" "Yeah, office Joey's gonna be bragging to office Michael tomorrow." "I haven't been on a date in 1 0 years." "Have the rules changed?" "What's expected of me?" "What do you mean?" "Well, I mean, like, do I have to have sex at the end of the night?" "Alex, of course not." "You can have it at the beginning." "Don't listen to him." "Do whatever you want." "Have fun." "All right." "I'm doing this." "Tonight I officially start moving on." "I'm gonna get wild, I'm gonna stay out late  I'm gonna put perfume right there." "I'm gonna say it." "I'm a little turned on right now." "All right." "I'm gonna go check in with Sara." "I... ." "I got her a little present to show that I'm excited about moving in." "I see what you're doing." "You got jewelry hidden in there." "No, no." "The towels are the gift." "It's a symbol." "Of your cheapness?" "Hey, Joey." "Oh, hey, Howard." "I heard about the Deep Powder online voting thing." "I'm gonna vote as many times as it takes to save you." "That's nice, but you're one person." "It won't make a difference." "How do you think Win a Date With Tad Hamilton..." "... won the People's choice Award for best picture?" "You did that?" "Yeah." "I used up all my vacation days..." "... butitgotdone." "Well, thanks, Howard." "You're okay." "You're my best friend too." "Okay." "Sara?" ""Joey, I love you, but we're not ready for this." "And you're such a good guy, you would've done it anyway." "I'm sorry, but I thought if I saw you, I'd change my mind." "Sara."" "This is so sad." "It's like on Deep Powder, when Bodie's girlfriend left for Sweden." "Enough about Bodie!" "I can't believe she left without saying goodbye." "I blew it, Gina." "Oh, hey, you didn't blow it." "You can't help it if you're not ready." "Stupid Newsweek." "T/ME magazine, you just got a new subscriber." "Really?" "Well, I'll pick up one copy, you know." "Oh, honey, I'm so sorry." "Hey, can I get you a drink?" "Yeah, sure." "Jeez, there's no alcohol." "What happened here?" "You had a Cinco de Mayo party for one." "Hey, I thought you were at Star Wars." "You didn't stay to the end?" "Did Bobbie show up?" "Okay." "She cannot do this to my son." "I am gonna give her a piece of my mind." "Whoa, whoa, Gina, you're gonna embarrass Michael." "He doesn't want you fighting his battles." "Check her office." "I think she's in her office." "Oh, good." "I've got a big problem." "I invited Peter over, and now he's in my bathtub naked." "Wow, that was fast." "I could learn a thing or two from office Joey." "No, this is my fault." "I may have led him on a little bit." "Alex, don't blame yourself." "I told him to take off his clothes, get into my bathtub..." "... andwaitforanightoflovemaking." "You may share some of the blame." "I know." "But I was just so excited about moving on..." "... and I wasn't into it." "But I thought that if I kept pushing forward, I'd get into it." "Want me to get rid of him?" "That would be great, but do it fast." "Right now, I'm supposed to be changing into this..." "... and it cost me $300." "I don't even know which side is the front!" "I'll take care of this." "What are you gonna do?" "I know how he thinks." "Any guy who offers sex to women on the rebound..." "... livesinconstantfear of the returning husband." "Honey, I'm back." "And I wanna make this marriage work." "I think I heard him go out the window." "I bet can we see him run down the hill." "Well, he's gonna have to drop that towel if he wants to pick up any speed." "There he goes." "Thanks, Joey." "No problem." "Can I come over for a little bit?" "My apartment smells of bath oil and shame." "Sure." "I was really looking forward to tonight." "I can't believe it ended so badly." "I thought I could just jump right into this dating thing, but I am too weird for this." "Hey, Alex, you'll be fine." "Yeah, that's easy for you to say." "You and Sara are all happy." "You're gonna move in together." "Sara's gone." "What?" "She moved to Washington." "We're over." "No." "That's just so sad." "No, no, no." "I'm in a very delicate place right now." "No being sad." "Okay?" "I need you to say something to cheer me up." "Okay." "Remember that video of that monkey riding a dog?" "That worked." "Thanks." "Is there anything I can do?" "I wanted a drink, but I don't have any booze." "Oh, I just realized, I got stuff to drink in my room." "Oh, why?" "Well, I got it set up..." "... so there's anything a lady might require." "Drinks, extra toothbrush..." "... selections from Oprah's Book club." "Do you have Waiting to Exhale?" "Do I have Waiting to Exhale?" "Get up there." "Okay." "Yeah, you were right." "Yes, the intervention was a real eye-opener." "Yeah." "I'm calling from the rehab right now." "Yeah, I'll see you in 28 days." "Sucker!" "Okay, lady." "We need to talk." "Excuse me?" "I have sat around long enough..." "... hearingabouthowyou paw  and threaten my boy." "It ends now." "You are way off base." "First of all, I am a respectable woman..." "... andI wouldneverbesexually aggressive with a young man." "And second, which one's mother are you?" "Michael's." "Oh, he's the best one." "You probably think I should be afraid of you." "But if you bother him again..." "... Icannotbe responsible for what happens to you." "I'm not kidding around." "Listen" "No, you listen." "This is not open for debate." "You got that, you crazy-eyed, lunatic, pervert witch?" "You bother him again, I'll send you back to whatever fairy tale you escaped from." "No one talks to me like that." "Would you like a job?" "Another round?" "Thanks." "I would like to propose a toast." "To you, a bright spot in an otherwise terrible day." "And I would like to toast you..." "... forlettingme takethisnecklace out of your lost and found." "This is fun." "Yeah." "It really is." "I'm sad." "Yeah, me too." "I don't know what the hell I'm doing." "I don't know how to be single." "I don't know how to be not single." "On Monday, I have to give a coworker his pants back." "I'd take that over what happened to me." "My girlfriend left without saying goodbye." "I'm getting divorced." "I'll never have an adult relationship." "I haven't had sex in three months." "l" "I got nothing that'll top that." "God, this sucks." "I hate feeling this way." "Me too." "Next time I am with someone, I am gonna take it real slow." "Yeah." "And I'm not gonna be with anyone at all for a while." "That's smart." "What'd you--?" "What'd you do that for?" "I don't know." "Hey, Howard." "How's the online voting coming?" "Really good." "The polls close in an hour, and there's no way Joey's gonna die." "Good work, Howard." "Howard, what are you doing?" "I'm voting for Joey." "Joey Tribbiani." "Submit." "Joey Tribbiani." "Submit." "The question is:" ""Which Deep Powder actor do you think should be killed off?"" "Joey Tribbiani." "Submit." "Howard!" "You're gonna get Joey fired." "How many times did you vote?" "Seven thousand six hundred and thirty-two times." "I have to undo this." "Gunnar, submit." "Gunnar, submit." "Gunnar, submit." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"