"your eyes show holy light." "I've found you at last." "708)}Don't go away." "708)}it's just my destiny." "708)}I have to tell your whole fortune." "708)}Sir... please." "so it tastes alkaline." "708)}And the Fish Balls are tasteless too." "708)}You cook them as Curry Fish Ball 708)}in order to cover this drawback." "708)}But it's naive for you to do all this." "708)}As the woking time was not long enough." "708)}the soup washes the taste away." "708)}neither fish nor curry." "708)}What a failure!" "failure." "failure." "a failure too." "708)}This pig colon is the worst." "how come?" "shit!" "hey." "shit." "708)}Just rub it away." "708)}How about I promote that:" "708)}We can find shit in your food?" "708)}Nothing special." "708)}This is Assorted Noodle!" "708)}$23." "708)}You give me?" "708)}You'd better give me $30 for me to see a doctor." "at least I'm "God of Cookery"" "708)}"God of Cookery"?" "708)}"God of Cookery"." "your eyes show holy light." "I've found you at last." "Bitch." "you needn't hurt me by saying so." "708)}Bitch." "708)}Bastard." "708)}Bitch..." "Bastard... 708)}Competition of Supreme Chef of HK is now starting." "God of Cookery"." "708)}"God of Cookery" will taste our first entry." "708)}"King's Fired Rice" prepared by Tai Long from Lung Fung Restaurant." "you manage to steam the rice stuffed inside a shrimp... then fry with bird nest." "this is common fried rice." "708)}you deserve being called the "King of Frying"." "they vaporised water made the rice too soft." "708)}You've ignored the most basic technique of frying rice." "the King of Frying"." "708)}Your rank:" "Zero!" "708)}The next entry is "Multi-fish"" "708)}cooked by Lau Sam of Kam Kong Restaurant." "708)}one side to be steamed and other to be deep-fried." "708)}and altogether with ten different favours." "708)}This fish is really..." "I just want to vomit." "go home and review yourself." "708)}I..." "You're too dummy." "you've made extra fish." "708)}You... you've made extra fish." "708)}The next entry is "Golden Robe"" "708)}by Chan Tung of Royal Restaurant." "708)}This vegetarian dish 708)}shows the cutting techniques." "708)}How long did you spend in carving the bean curd?" "708)}One whole day." "708)}can't you smell that?" "I do." "708)}But this dish mainly shows my fast carring skills." "708)}Please show us your left hand." "708)}And now your middle finger." "Fast Chopper." "708)}Terrific!" "708)}Now the remaining entry is "Secret Roast Goose"" "708)}by Yeung Chun Tin of Five Rams Restaurant." "708)}It's seems he'll surely get the championship title." "Finish." "708)}Hold it." "there must be some secret." "we only eat the paddy bird inside." "708)}Those paddy birds have absorbed and be keeping warm." "708)}It's perfect to eat them now." "708)}I've taken every details into account." "you have nothing to complain now?" "708)}Great!" "The Supreme Cook of HK is born now." "708)}Hold it." "708)}His rank is still zero." "708)}What?" "708)}No way." "708)}Why?" "708)}It's too ugly." "I've specially selected the paddy birds." "708)}They're all pretty and tasty." "I mean you." "708)}I'm ugly?" "708)}What has it got to do with my appearance?" "how can I have appetite 708)}when I see you appearance?" "708)}Therefore I dare not look at you." "708)}But it's not a fault being ugly." "708)}you must be considerate for the guests." "708)}Even female stars in porn movies must get plastic surgery on their busts." "you need a surgery on you face first." "708)}Please open his hands." "708)}I never expected "God of Cookery" is so demanding." "708)}Then how can we make a totally perfect dish?" "we count on one word... 708)}This Rainbow with Flowers is my dessert for you tonight" "708)}...and the word is:" "Heart." "we must rely on our heart to make the perfect dish." "708)}Very delicious." "but humble at the same time." "but is admired by everybody." "the gift to human from God." "real art of fire." "708)}Is he a fairy from heavens?" "708)}Or is he satan from hell?" "708)}No one will know." "everyone addresses him as:" "708)}"God of Cookery"" "708)}You only need to mention I'm fairy from heavens." "708)}Why say I'm Satan from hell?" "Is hell related with me?" "708)}I wound like to add a little bit mystery to you." "708)}You meant to?" "Have you considered me?" "708)}A Little Bit mystery?" "Damn you!" "708)}A darkened screen with a spotlight on you 708)}such that you look like a ghost." "708)}Do you think this is not mystery enough?" "man." "708)}But the Director wants that." "708)}Hire an assassin to kill that Director 708)}and then you." "708)}and such a lousy MC as you." "708)}You both conspire to play me a fool." "708)}Are you playing me a fool?" "I guarantee to write the script properly next time." "you are useless guy." "I'll go and amend it at once." "708)}roll back home instantly." "708)}My dear fellows." "708)}You've all done a hard job." "708)}We should It's our duty..." "God of Cookery"." "thanks... 708)}I learn a lot from you." "708)}I should do this you... 708)}How long have you practised?" "Extra fish." "708)}Just tell us if you need any help." "708)}Sure I will... 708)}Thanks for your commission." "708)}You know you've taken my commission?" "right?" "708)}Then you shouldn't shout that out loudly there." "708)}I'm so absorbed that I've announced it." "shouting doesn't mean good acting." "708)}You did shout that "very Delicious"" "708)}ironically and pejoratively." "708)}Even a blind knows you're only acting." "708)}I was sucking with your acrylic and dioxide solution." "708)}otherwise I couldn't write that out." "708)}You should know this stuff well." "this stuff." "Sure this is 708)}you're to take up this hard chore how dare you challenge me?" "708)}You think you're really capable?" "you are so foolish." "708)}I'll kick you down there." "708)}I'll hang up your dead body in Statue Square... 708)}Suck these cigarettes ends and say "Very Delicious"" "until I ask you to stop." "we would like to leave now." "Thanks." "708)}why didn't you inform me?" "708)}Has it?" "I don't know that myself." "708)}I have a new product." "I want to make use of your fame." "708)}I'll see if we can co-operate." "708)}"Instant Cup Noodle"." "708)}Maggie." "708)}cup noodle get a share of 33% ." "708)}Very keen competition indeed." "708)}Good packaging." "he admires you much." "greet Mr. Stephen." "708)}Mr. Stephen." "you must have got higher level education." "708)}Har..." "Harvard University of US..." "A 708)}Har..." "Harvard University of US..." "A" "708)}and Cam..." "Cambridge University." "708)}Cam..." "Cambridge University." "708)}Double master degrees." "708)}Let me explain the design of this product." "708)}What do you want to do?" "708)}Why do you come here?" "you are not to stand here." "708)}Where's you homeland?" "708)}Chiu Chow." "(Chiu Chow Style) Do you know any basic manner?" "more appropriate?" "708)}Why are you going that side?" "do you hear?" "don't scare the youngster." "who will?" "don't tremble." "smile." "708)}The Fish Balls seem a bit lousy." "708)}They not elastic at all." "708)}Why must they be elastic inside the stomach?" "It's not Ping-Pong game." "708)}Why not for Ping-Pong game?" "708)}So they're pretty elastic after all." "ass-hole." "708)}Ass-hole." "708)}I'll try my best to help you." "708)}I'll do whatever I can to help you." "708)}Good brother Buddy." "708)}Really good buddies?" "708)}You must help me." "let's cheers." "call this number if you want it." "708)}But why don't you give me benefits on abalone?" "give way... 708)}Sorry to bother you." "708)}graduate of Chinese Cookery Academy." "708)}I can cook delicious dishes." "good cooks always result being as beggars." "no way." "708)}Don't you know him?" "Isn't he your staff?" "which department you come from?" "708)}I am just a passing by." "708)}What?" "God of Cookery"." "708)}I just wonder 708)}if you would give me a chance." "708)}Maybe you can hire me as an assistant." "708)}Damn you!" "708)}Security." "What do you want?" "708)}Catch him?" "I didn't say that." "708)}You really want to follow me?" "you can ask me to do whatever you like." "708)}Go for a hard excretion in front of the lift now." "708)}This fatty is hard-working." "tomorrow at 9." "708)}Are you serious?" "708)}I like that." "708)}Doing whatever you like proves your power." "708)}Thanks." "708)}I must thank you." "708)}What are you doing?" "708)}What's going on?" "so I've delivered him a bottle of red wine." "708)}He's losing his temper right now." "708)}What wine did you deliver?" "708)}He wants one of '82." "708)}This is of '82." "708)}I deliver him of '83." "708)}Go take this for him at once." "708)}Yes... 708)}You go." "this bottle is of '82." "708)}Are you hungry?" "708)}Sit down and eat something." "708)}How come?" "I don have sympathy." "go on eating." "708)}How come this now?" "just keep eating." "you can't fool me a second time." "708)}I won't let you guess no way." "I'm really nut." "708)}I really can't figure what you're going to do next." "708)}I've told you a second time already." "708)}I won't be called "God of Cookery"." "708)}"God of Cookery" is great." "I'll surely win." "708)}"God of Cookery" is great." "708)}and they'll leave as soon as possible after eating." "708)}Get the thickest straws and biggest ice-cubes." "708)}Then they can finish the drink fast and buy another ones." "708)}Are you new-comer?" "Don't you need me to teach you?" "ass-hole." "the ceremony may begin now." "let's begin." "708)}Are you ready?" "708)}Yes." "708)}Making big money." "708)}Congratulations." "please serve yourselves for the snack." "708)}you respect me so much!" "708)}Don't I friendly enough?" "708)}Ass-hole congratulations... 708)}Mr. Chow Thanks... drink more." "then you get on stage... 708)}Who's so clever as to get a fan to present flowers?" "she's really your fan." "708)}What?" "she's been waiting for you so long." "708)}Has she?" "708)}What a coincidence!" "708)}What a coincidence!" "what a coincidence!" "708)}Hay... what... what a coincidence!" "708)}What a coincidence!" "708)}Good bye." "708)}Mr. Chow... 708)}Time to present flowers" "I know." "708)}Can we start now?" "I'm waiting for you." "708)}"God of Cookery"." "708)}Hey!" "UFO!" "708)}the celebration for the opening of our 50th branch... 708)}...is starting now." "we now invite God of Kitchen into the kitchen." "708)}we now introduce a new set course to you." "708)}"Deep First Love Gold Silver Lovers Set Meal"" "708)}Even Confucius and Jesus said:" "First Love is wonderful." "708)}So we select this topic by using the top ingredients." "708)}The price for the set meal is $99.9 only." "708)}you can redeem" "708)}a "Love Bone pendant" with the price of $99.9." "708)}it really helps those young lovers in their first love." "708)}It's even more efficacious with the help of philter." "708)}Let's have the honour for "God of Cookery"" "708)}to demonstrate how to prepare this course." "but please excuse 708)}if I don't make a perfect show." "you won't be called "God of Cookery"." "708)}Good... we must prepare a pair of piglets in love." "708)}We shall drain their blood without their notification." "708)}We then make use of their blood... pig blood 708)}...the romantic blood." "708)}What?" "You feel pity for your species?" "708)}I then deep fry their skin until they become golden." "708)}This is pig skin." "708)}The true love pig skin." "708)}Just pig skin." "708)}I then get the fish meat 708)}of "Parisian Baguette"." "708)}I'll place it over Sentimental Indian Curry." "708)}Curry Fish Balls?" "is their any turnip?" "708)}None of your business!" "708)}Go to serve the guests." "708)}Of course we need some long-live-love Korean turnip 708)}and a pig colon." "708)}We then place it on some raw noodle." "Assorted Noodle"." "708)}You charge $99.9 for this common noodle?" "Are you crazy?" "708)}But it's not easy to prepare delicious 708)}"Assorted Noodle" at all." "the simple dish are hard to prepare." "708)}Just like that." "let me try you "Assorted Noodle" now." "neither is the curry." "failure." "a failure too." "failure." "708)}you can find shit inside." "708)}Are you mistaken?" "708)}Are you performing talk show?" "708)}You are so clever but go back for a rest." "708)}You aren't a conscious businessman." "708)}Security... 708)}I pick up this kind of bone in the rubbish bin every night." "708)}And you sell it at $100?" "708)}I cannot cheat customers like the way you do." "708)}I won't help you do this any more." "708)}What "God of Cookery" are you?" "You know nothing but cheating customer." "708)}Can you really cook?" "Can you chop ingredients?" "I'll leave now." "708)}answer him before you leave." "708)}What?" "708)}Great!" "708)}You're not qualified to be called "God of Cookery"." "shut up." "708)}You aren't even unable of selling "Assorted Noodle" in the street." "you're no longer a staff of our corporation." "708)}I'll call for police if you keep bullshit." "708)}Who are you to talk in front of me?" "I'm the real "God of Cookery"." "bastard." "708)}Want to fool me?" "come on... 708)}I can kill your whole family." "708)}You needn't threaten me." "no photos." "708)}Dare you take up a chopper 708)}and cook something for us." "708)}You mean I can't cook?" "you don't even have the strength of holding a chopper." "708)}Let me teach you 708)}how to prepare a bowl of delicious "Assorted Noodle"." "708)}You must have the heart to cook." "708)}I'm the real "God of Cookery"." "708)}I never know..." "I really never know what you do next." "708)}I'm graduate of Chinese Cookery Academy." "I can really cook." "708)}Good cooks always result being as beggars..." "God of Cookery"." "708)}I'm the real "God of Cookery"." "more than 50 customers feel sick 708)}after eating beef at your restaurant." "708)}We suspect you use British beef to serve guests." "708)}We want you to assise us in our investigation now." "call this number if you want it." "708)}Small chairs and thick straws." "708)}Big ice-cubes and hot French fries." "708)}So that the kids get thirsty after eating." "708)}You should know this." "Don't you need me to teach you?" "708)}This will be bad to the children's health." "708)}did Stephen Chow beat you with his fists?" "he didn't." "don't force me anymore." "708)}I am a good guy." "708)}Throw him out." "failure." "failure!" "a failure too!" "708)}This pig colon is the worst." "how come." "708)}it's not strange to have shit inside." "708)}$23 dollars 708)}You pay me?" "708)}You'd better pay me $30 for me to see a doctor." "as least I'm "God of Cookery"." "708)}"God of Cookery"?" "708)}"God of Cookery"!" "I'm not joking." "even a little bit." "please... please..." "708)}Forget it... 708)}Don't hinder us doing business." "708)}OK!" "708)}How do you feel?" "708)}I'm fine... shit... please give me some money?" "708)}Want to pay me a fool?" "No... brother... 708)}I'll fool on if you insist on it." "No... 708)}Let's be friendly to each other." "please give me face." "708)}Sorry... excuse me... 708)}Beat him!" "Kick him to death!" "708)}Dare you do business here?" "708)}Cut his hand off" "708)}Beat him!" "708)}What is it?" "708)}Nothing." "708)}Let me beat him too." "708)}Don't beat anymore..." "please... move... 708)}Just a blow!" "Move... 708)}May be half blow?" "708)}Are you hungry?" "708)}A little bit." "708)}Want to eat something?" "708)}As you like." "708)}This bowl of rice... 708)}is very delicious." "help us!" "Don't you insult me?" "708)}I remember Uncle Kwan's assistant 708)}chopped on my head..." "708)}and they all call me "Twin Dagger Turkey"!" "708)}I've seen everything since I fooled in Temple Street when I was 12." "708)}You now take this ass-holes to ruin my place?" "708)}You can't scare me!" "what do you mean?" "I'll take more guys with me." "708)}all "Pissing Shrimp" will be ours from now on." "708)}Who do you think you are?" "708)}I haven't asked you about "Beef ball"!" "just shit!" "I'll take up "Pissing Shrimp"!" "708)}We needn't talk about rules then." "708)}we make it 40-60% share." "we 60%." "you think I'm dummy?" "and you 10% ." "708)}Don't move!" "buddy." "708)}Stand property!" "708)}Don't fool!" "Stand property!" "can you handle?" "you mean you can?" "708)}Our "Pissing Shrimp" are so well-known." "708)}we change oil every night too... 708)}We guarantee we use fresh oil." "and the shrimps are so crispy." "708)}But you spoil the favour." "708)}Who is shouting out loudly?" "708)}But our boiled "Pissing Shrimps" are better." "go make your shit beef balls!" "you want to take up "Pissing Shrimps"." "I take over also." "708)}You don't catch the chance we offer you!" "708)}mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls" "708)}Who is speaking up again?" "708)}Who dare to interrupt me?" "708)}your guys can interrupt too." "they will never interrupt." "708)}Won't they!" "mix the"Pissing Shrimps"and Beef Balls 708)}Did that guy say "Shit"?" "I have sharp ears." "708)}You say first!" "You say first!" "mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls not you." "mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls 708)}You!" "708)}Must I speak it while swaying?" "708)}As you like." "mix the... sorry... 708)}Go ahead." "mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls 708)}You!" "mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls 708)}What did you say?" "708)}Fukien dialect." "708)}Fukien dialect?" "Go home to eat shit!" "mix the "Pissing Shrimps"... mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls" "708)}Shit!" "Beef Balls... mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls" "708)}You!" "708)}What are you laughing?" "708)}Say it." "mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls 708)}You." "708)}Shit mix... 708)}You." "mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls 708)}Wait." "708)}Say it again." "708)}You!" "708)}Shit... mix!" "708)}Say it clearly." "708)}...mix!" "it's you." "how can you recognize me?" "I can recognize easily." "what do you say?" "708)}Give me the knife." "you keep bullshit." "708)}Which finger you want me to cut off?" "please." "708)}What?" "708)}Who dare touch him in my place?" "708)}What do you mean?" "so I must speak up for him." "beat it." "708)}Bastard!" "708)}What is it?" "708)}Don't move!" "I've thought over... all "Pissing Shrimps" and "Beef Balls" belong to you." "708)}Is it OK?" "708)}Sorry to bother you." "we're buddies." "708)}It's rare to find a righteous person like you." "708)}Righteous and honesty... 708)}...is valuable." "708)}I dare to go to hell to fight." "708)}I'm willing to sacrifice for buddies." "708)}I'm willing to die for girls." "708)}Good buddies." "708)}My blood is bleeding for love." "708)}I'm prepared to die." "708)}Who dare to challenge me?" "708)}"Pissing Beef Balls"?" "708)}Right." "708)}Why are they so elastic." "708)}As these beef balls are empty in the inside." "708)}It's like the theory of air-sole sports shoes." "708)}May I try?" "708)}Quick." "708)}Very elastic!" "elastic!" "708)}We count on her." "708)}"Sister Turkey" has strong wrist strength." "708)}Only she can make such perfect beef balls." "800 times beating and mixing." "708)}But why is it called "Pissing Beef Balls"?" "708)}Try the whole thing and you'll know." "708)}I've never had this experience before." "708)}The freshness of beef with the sweetness of shrimps." "708)}This combination 708)}even better than royal dishes." "708)}They're even better than my first love memory." "708)}Looking at the moon which reminds me thinking of homeland." "708)}Good poem... 708)}Are you alright?" "708)}This is real good stuff!" "708)}I've thought of a name:" "Explosive Pissing Beef Balls." "708)}We're going to make big money this time." "708)}Bullshit!" "You think I am nuts?" "708)}It's not so easy to make money." "708)}I buy him!" "What should we do next?" "708)}We should open our first restaurant 708)}and earn our first log of money." "708)}Then I can buy a new set of karaoke soon?" "what you just said is a joke?" "ain't I clever?" "708)}Sure." "I will open more branches." "then eight branches... 708)}Then we can become public companies and collect capital." "nuts!" "708)}We can make a sub-division in the stock market." "we needn't work at all." "708)}You're laughing?" "You know all this?" "708)}I don't know but I find it seems meaningful." "let me serve you "Pissing Beef Balls"." "708)}You won't piss on your pants after eating them." "708)}Very interesting." "708)}They're really free of charge?" "708)}One take away." "708)}We've done the first transaction already." "708)}We're one step closer of becoming a public company." "708)}Why haven't you gave me the report yet?" "coming." "708)}He's eating." "708)}It's here." "come in and eat as much as you can." "708)}Not free!" "What do you mean... 708)}Action!" "708)}The hottest issue in town is" "708)}but it's been cured by a so called "Pissing Beef Balls"." "708)}It's been selling hot within a short time." "708)}The inventor of this "Pissing Beef Balls"" "708)}is the man of legend..." "708)}the former "God of Cookery"." "708)}why are your "Pissing Beef Balls" so popular?" "708)}I think..." "it's unfair to ask me this way." "708)}You'd better ask the customers why they rush to eat it." "why do you like eating "Pissing Beef Balls"?" "708)}I've got full marks in each examination." "708)}Really so helpful?" "708)}I've become prettier and prettier after eating it..." "708)}I've got back my confidence." "708)}Are you going to get back your fame since you make a success here?" "708)}Get back my fame?" "708)}Could you tell us the secret of success of your "Pissing Beef Balls"?" "new and interesting." "708)}Interesting?" "How come?" "708)}You're playing Ping-Pong with it?" "708)}This stuff deserves trying." "I can't help buying one for myself." "708)}How come... 708)}he made a fame with such trivial stuff?" "it's just a trivial stuff." "708)}He can't make a real success with them." "708)}I just fear he'll come back for us after he's made a fame." "708)}Everyone in HK knows 708)}beef balls that can play Ping-Pong." "708)}Will I really piss after eating?" "708)}You'll surely have diarrhea after eating it... 708)}Isn't it miracle?" "708)}Great!" "708)}I find it risky to open 20 branches at the same time." "708)}You find it risky?" "708)}What if we first open 2 branches?" "708)}you needn't bet all your money in the next step." "708)}Don't bullshit!" "You know nothing about it!" "708)}I don't need you teach me running business." "but with your past record... 708)}it's hard for our bank" "708)}to lend you a lump sum." "708)}I guess you have no confidence in our beef balls." "I've never tried them." "708)}I seldom eat this kind of snack." "708)}Please try some." "708)}Try some!" "708)}You really lend him the money?" "708)}Thanks!" "708)}I'm just doing what you asks me to." "708)}he wants to open branches." "708)}All his branches will be 708)}in remote places." "but a basement branch." "do you know feng shui?" "708)}You know this word?" "708)}Die!" "he'll get inside an impasse!" "let him dig his own grave!" "708)}What?" "Please repeat!" "708)}They've made use of the money to manufacture cans." "708)}Manufacture cans?" "708)}Right." "800 supermarkets and convenient stores." "708)}I've input all the shops location into the computer." "708)}Sure win!" "708)}I can't predict what he's doing." "I will surely win!" "708)}Excuse me... 708)}Excuse me... please..." "708)}Stephen Chow..." "What is you feeling... 708)}of your being elected the Genius of Food and Beverage?" "708)}I find it like a dream... 708)}it also proves HK is a place for miracles all dreams may come true." "708)}Ass-Hole!" "708)}Ass-Hole!" "708)}Where've you been?" "You haven't contact me for a long time." "708)}I thought you were dead." "708)}I'm really dead!" "But you must be convinced!" "708)}Why must I be convinced?" "708)}You never expected me reborn again?" "708)}I'm convinced!" "708)}I nearly forget to congratulate on you." "708)}but it's rare for your lousy friends to get such a reward." "708)}What did you say?" "you must be really convinced." "708)}Why must I be convinced?" "708)}I wouldn't be eligible for Competition of "God of Cookery" next month." "708)}I'm really convinced for this." "708)}Smart!" "708)}I don't mean to show others I'm capable." "708)}I just want to tell others that 708)}I can get back what I have lost." "you're really capable" "708)}but you must try to learn some practical cooking." "708)}Chinese Cookery Academy?" "708)}I'll apply in tomorrow morning." "708)}Good!" "I'm glad to hear that." "708)}Please don't beat me..." "708)}I say all this to wish you well." "708)}My only mistake in my life is underestimating you... 708)}Oh..." "Mr. Chow... 708)}Look at him... 708)}how naive and lovely he is!" "708)}Very vivid too!" "708)}You're smart at pissing and dumping... 708)}I didn't know you're smart at eating shit too!" "708)}Stop beating!" "708)}Don't move!" "708)}I must kill this bastard!" "I want him to die!" "708)}OK!" "Let's kill him!" "708)}Don't move!" "it's over." "708)}What do you mean be "fixed"?" "let me go and find him!" "708)}You'd better save that." "did I ask you to fight?" "708)}You must watch my ideas!" "It's not Temple Street here." "708)}You never improve." "708)}What are you looking?" "Want to beat me too?" "708)}Never mind her!" "708)}Brothers... 708)}We've been staying in Temple Street for 20 years." "708)}Now we're going to set into big business and go outside." "708)}Wish our "Pissing Beef Balls" succeed more!" "708)}Cheers!" "Cheers!" "708)}...so that you can get back your title of "God of Cookery"." "708)}None of your business!" "708)}I was only joking." "it's our last night in this street." "708)}we'll rush out of Temple Street tomorrow and challenge the world!" "708)}Sister Turkey says she won't leave." "708)}What does she think?" "708)}Sister Turkey said she will not leave her homeland." "708)}Good!" "She's got to be a good wife." "708)}I know you love her for a long time." "708)}Love you bastard!" "708)}Sister Turkey was pretty in before." "708)}So he love her indeed." "708)}but she had her face spoiled at a quarrel." "708)}Why did she have a quarrel?" "I just don't know." "I was the only witness." "708)}Uncle Kwan's men came to have supper that night." "708)}He tore apart Turkey's "flag"." "708)}Tore apart her "flag"?" "708)}Who tore my "flag"?" "708)}You ass-hole tore my flag to clean your running nose?" "708)}Damn it!" "We provide toilet paper here." "708)}Have you asked me?" "708)}What did you say?" "708)}I like using this to clean my nose." "708)}What can you do to me?" "708)}You know who I am?" "Dare you talk to me like this?" "now!" "708)}Act!" "Got it!" "708)}Dare you fight back?" "708)}The chop he gave her was from hers forehead to nostrils" "708)}he stabbed into her spine..." "708)}so she has outpost teeth." "708)}She has to endure her face all her life now." "708)}That "flag" really harms her." "708)}What "flag"?" "708)}It's your "flag"." "708)}My "flag"?" "708)}The "flag" of "God of Cookery"." "708)}Your posters are really everywhere." "708)}Especially the one you're holding a small kid." "708)}She says you're full of paternal love." "708)}She's your number one crazy fan." "708)}"God of Cookery"!" "708)}I must congratulate you then." "Fat Snow?" "708)}I'm talking to you." "I've asked you not to tell others." "she asked me to tell you if there's such a chance." "it's nothing to be shameful of." "708)}It gets on my nerves!" "708)}You'll go back alone to China tomorrow?" "708)}No one accompanies you?" "Let me go with you then." "708)}Taxi!" "708)}Where are you?" "708)}Where?" "I'm in China." "708)}Turkey is so kind to you." "I can't find Chinese Cookery Academy now." "I've asked people about it." "temples... 708)}...but just no Chinese Cookery Academy." "708)}Maddy's sister's mother's brother's son says there is." "708)}Why don't you come back first?" "708)}Come back?" "Don't you know I am escaping?" "Turkey is not here right now." "708)}She's disappeared since you went away." "708)}Where did she go?" "708)}I catch you at last!" "708)}Good!" "Catch you now!" "708)}You let me catch you at last... 708)}What happened?" "What happened?" "708)}I've bought you much daily sundries." "708)}so I come all the way for you." "708)}Don't waste all these stuff." "708)}Thanks." "please do me a favour." "with an arrow passing through it." "708)}Stop fooling around." "come on." "let me tell you." "708)}I feel sorry as this happened to you." "708)}I am really touching... you know?" "of course I know." "come on." "drawing a heart is nothing special." "let's make things clear first." "708)}I've come all the way here" "708)}but you're losing your temper for that?" "708)}you must remember I covered for you and got injured." "708)}I didn't ask you to do all this for me." "708)}I didn't ask you to get injured for me either." "708)}What's that got to do with me?" "if everyone comes to get injured for me... 708)}then I'll be running into great trouble." "708)}Many things are destined and planned by heavens." "708)}you know?" "708)}Do you understand?" "do you understand?" "708)}OK." "708)}How come?" "708)}What?" "708)}It's rare astronomy phenomena:" "Nine stars joining into one." "there is always something strange happening." "he'll disappear forever." "708)}The 28th Competition of "God of Cookery"" "708)}is start after one minute." "708)}Let's have the honour of ourjudge... the 'Princess of Taste'... 708)}Miss Nancy Sit" "708)}Half minute to start." "708)}all late comers will be disqualified." "708)}No excuse is allowed." "please get into your position." "708)}the match will start soon." "what's a surprise." "708)}Isn't he... please go faster." "708)}This is the fastest I can." "708)}No way out." "708)}Just arrive on time." "708)}You?" "708)}Amida Buddha." "708)}Who are you?" "my name is "Wet Dream"." "708)}Amida Buddha." "708)}I come and leave with the wind." "please respect me." "708)}I beg you... please." "this guy away." "708)}Please close the gate 708)}and prevent anyone with wet dreams coming in." "the last participant has arrived." "708)}The match starts now." "708)}I won't move before my enemies take action." "why Stephen Chow looks like this." "708)}Why does he dress in ancient clothing?" "Why does all his hair become white?" "708)}Is there a wire 708)}so that he can fly over water?" "He's now an understudy of Shaolin Monastery." "708)}Shaolin Monastery." "708)}Amida Buddha." "He's linked with Buddha." "I received him as a understudy." "708)}Don't move!" "708)}You have wounded by poisonous throne." "708)}Luckily the poison hasn't arrived your brain." "708)}Otherwise you'd die at once." "708)}I've sucked out 80% of the poison already." "708)}please." "708)}Leave me alone!" "708)}I won't force you since you refuse." "Dean is very narrow-mined." "708)}I hate people talking about me behind my back." "708)}Out!" "708)}Out!" "708)}Me out?" "not clown in a circus." "708)}God of cookery must be smart." "708)}You want to be "God of Cookery"?" "708)}No way!" "708)}Eighteen Brassmen of Shaolin Monastery?" "708)}Right!" "Eighteen Brassmen of Shaolin Monastery!" "you want to escape?" "No way!" "708)}Out!" "708)}Why?" "has your father just died?" "out!" "708)}What are you looking at?" "708)}Out!" "708)}Why?" "one must have concentration." "708)}All of you keep standing here shit!" "out!" "there'll be no one left." "708)}I know it!" "708)}They are the only two qualified participants." "708)}Why did you kill people?" "708)}You taught me that." "708)}As I like it." "708)}Please reform and believe in Buddha." "I'm making the dish "Buddha Jumping Wall"." "708)}What a coincidence!" "I'm making "Buddha Jumping Wall" too." "708)}Don't think... 708)}you'll be sure win by dressing in ancient costume." "708)}I can do that too!" "Want to become "God of Cookery"?" "Till after you die." "708)}Super-style cutting!" "708)}Supreme-style chopping!" "708)}Good Chopping!" "708)}So fast!" "708)}Eighteen-style frying!" "708)}Dog-beating sauteeing!" "708)}Good frying!" "708)}Objection!" "He is copying me!" "708)}Did he?" "708)}He does exactly what I'm doing!" "708)}Does he?" "708)}Look!" "You see now?" "708)}But this is a competition." "708)}everyone is doing the same thing." "708)}There's nothing to object." "708)}Overruled!" "708)}Thanks!" "708)}Bastard!" "708)}See how you receive this chopper?" "708)}Uncle... 708)}Nothing serious..." "it's only the back of the chopper... 708)}The back of the chopper?" "Right." "708)}You've really visited Chinese Cookery Academy?" "708)}Chinese Cookery Academy is indeed the kitchen of Shaolin Monastery." "708)}You're also a dropout of Shaolin Monastery!" "708)}Impossible!" "you can't be so smart!" "708)}It's depended on talent." "708)}Eighteen Brassmen of Shaolin Monastery!" "708)}Damned fool!" "the small "Ten"." "right?" "Pass." "708)}Pass?" "I know you will pass me." "708)}"Queen" "Queen"?" "when can I leave this place?" "only after the Dean says OK." "Man?" "708)}Look..." "708)}so he's been detained here till now." "708)}What does that mean?" "708)}You pass "Five of a Kind"?" "Pass." "708)}What does that mean?" "You lost double this time." "708)}Unreasonable." "708)}Eighteen Brassmen of Shaolin Monastery!" "708)}I also learnt supreme Kung Fu from the eighteen Brassmen." "708)}These eighteen Brassmen are really great." "708)}I don't believe that!" "708)}Good "Flying Skills"!" "708)}The secret of "Flying Skills"" "708)}it can make a man as heavy as a seal... and make ghosts cry." "708)}Good folding chair!" "708)}The secret of "Folding Chair"" "708)}it's hidden in common household." "708)}We can sit on them and turn them into weapons." "708)}Even police can't charge you of them." "708)}It's ranked top in the seven weapons." "watch out for time." "708)}Don't shout!" "708)}It's bad!" "708)}It's bad?" "How bad?" "708)}We do not allow "Buddha Jumping Wall" to explode." "708)}You should have been disqualified." "708)}...but I consider that you are quite creative." "make another one." "708)}give up man!" "708)}Good "Internal Skills"!" "708)}He uses "Internal Skills" to raise the temperature." "708)}...can now be made in 2 minutes." "708)}May I ask what is the most tasty thing you've even eaten in your life?" "708)}You should ask this question to yourself." "708)}Ask myself?" "708)}Right." "708)}Who are you talking to?" "708)}This is supersonic chatting." "708)}This is... 708)}"Kouyum Skill"?" "Wrong!" "708)}This is "Sorrowful Hand"." "708)}"Sorrowful Hand"?" "708)}This is a style created by him." "I saw him... 708)}...singing sorrowfully." "708)}Righteous and honesty is valuable." "708)}I dare to go to fight." "708)}I'm willing to sacrifice for buddies." "708)}I'm willing to die for girls... 708)}His hair turned white overnight." "708)}His love is so deep." "708)}What is love?" "Why is forever?" "I forgave him." "708)}I never know you're such a romantic man." "708)}Lost skill of Shaolin Monastery:" ""Fire Fist"!" "708)}Time's up!" "The match is over!" "708)}It smells good!" "708)}It smells good!" "Right!" "This is... 708)}Super Seaview "Buddha Jumping Wall"!" "708)}Good!" "Good!" "Good!" "prepared by "Internal Skills"... and not so unctuous." "708)}The nine ingredients make up a total of 81 varieties." "708)}The flavours stack up one layer by one layer." "708)}It deserves to be called:" ""Super Seaview Buddha Jumping Wall"!" "708)}And this is... 708)}"Sorrowful Rice"." "708)}What's wrong with you?" "This is just ordinary BBQ Pork Rice." "708)}costs only $22 at most." "708)}Why you call it "Sorrowful Rice"?" "708)}Don't pretend being smart!" "708)}Bullshit!" "I dare say... 708)}no one dare say "Smart" in front of me." "708)}Will you please keep quiet!" "good BBQ Pork!" "708)}I've never eaten such good BBQ Pork!" "708)}Help... 708)}The gravy is kept inside the meat fibre." "708)}It's so tender and juicy." "708)}They're so soft and bouncy to eat." "708)}the taste of BBQ Pork is unbelievable." "708)}Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "708)}Why do you let me eat such good bowl of BBQ Pork Rice?" "708)}What shall I do if you don't cook it for me in future?" "708)}What is it?" "708)}Why tears burst out from my eyes?" "708)}I have a sorrowful feeling." "I've added onion inside." "708)}Oh!" "It hits the topic!" "708)}So there's onion!" "708)}This bowl of rice is really touching." "708)}No wonder It's called "Sorrowful Rice"." "708)}It's really so sorrowful!" "708)}It's too touching!" "708)}Wonderful!" "708)}However... 708)}If my husband were not so horny" "708)}and caught in a trap... 708)}If I were not greedy and caught while I was cheating." "708)}The worst is... 708)}Greet the Boss." "Boss." "708)}Even my good son has been kicked and joint the triad now." "I... 708)}The "God of Cookery" is... 708)}Bull Tong!" "708)}Bull Tong is finally "God of Cookery"!" "you still have to choose me." "708)}There's no "God of Cookery"." "708)}What?" "What did you say?" "708)}Maybe everyone is "God of Cookery" What do you mean?" "present the prize." "as long as they have hear" "708)}What do you mean?" "708)}Everyone can become "God of Cookery"." "call for ambulance." "get back to your position." "708)}so you were punished to descend to Earth." "you finally know the truth of cooking." "708)}You've shown your love in the rice you cooked." "708)}Even King of Heavens are impressed." "you should be punished." "708)}I spare you now as you did that out of deep love." "you've invested a lot!" "708)}You even hire faked fairy." "708)}Good!" "I'll see what you can do with fairy." "708)}Ask the fairy to help you... you don't keep guard at the door." "708)}I must resume your original appearance." "708)}You want to try too?" "I'm only passing by!" "708)}I know no one in here." "708)}I don't know the guys who were shooting!" "708)}Bullshit!" "You're worse than a dog!" "708)}Uncle really becomes a dog!" "708)}Ridiculous!" "Nothing happen to me!" "708)}This is only illusion!" "708)}You never scare me!" "is it Christmas now?" "your eyes show holy light." "I've found you at last!" "708)}How come there are so many fairies?" "708)}Yes!" "708)}Fairies are everywhere in the street." "708)}Even Santa Claus is a fairy." "708)}Don't Bullshit!" "708)}show me your palm." "soon... 708)}Is it really true?" "No way?" "it's she who asked us not present in the match." "708)}As she concerned you would lost concentration." "708)}Yes." "708)}No way!" "she resisted the bullet with her gold teeth." "she's become pretty now." "708)}No way!" "708)}It's true!" "here she comes." "708)}Is it Pretty?" "is she pretty?" "708)}I shouldn't say anything now." "708)}Give it back to you!"