" I'M GOIN' DOWN TO SOUTH PARK" "GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME" " FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE" "HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATION" " I'M GOIN' DOWN TO SOUTH PARK" "GONNA LEAVE MY WOES BEHIND" " AMPLE PARKING DAY OR NIGHT, PEOPLE SPOUTING HOWDY NEIGHBOR" " HEADIN' ON UP TO SOUTH PARK, GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T UNWIND" " [muffled]" " COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK AND MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE" "[dramatic music]" " SIT BACK, JUSTICE BELIEVERS, AND LISTEN TO ANOTHER EDITION" "OF AMERICA'S FAVORITE SUPER HERO" "MINTBERRY CRUNCH!" "OUR STORY BEGINS IN A REMOTE CORNER" "OF THE GULF OF MEXICO." "THE BP OIL COMPANY DRILLS INTO THE OCEAN FLOOR!" "BUT THEY DRILL TOO MUCH," "AND THE BP OIL COMPANY ACCIDENTALLY UNLEASHES CTHULHU," "AN ANCIENT EVIL GOD FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!" "HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY," "A MILD-MANNERED, ATTRACTIVE FOURTH GRADER, BRADLEY BIGGLE," "HEARS OF THE DISASTER ON THE NEWS" "WHILE WITH HIS FRIENDS." "BUT BRADLEY BIGGLE IS NO ORDINARY FOURTH GRADER!" "NOT LONG AGO, HE REALIZED HE HAD SUPER POWERS" "HE COULD CALL UPON BY TURNING IN PLACE" "AND SAYING THE MAGIC WORD!" "SHABLAGOO!" "AND IN A FLASH, BRADLEY IS TRANSFORMED" "INTO THAT THRILLING SUPERHERO, MINTBERRY CRUNCH!" "JOINED BY THE OTHER COON FRIENDS," "MINTBERRY CRUNCH WENT TO INVESTIGATE" "THE GULF SPILL CRISIS!" "THE SUPERHEROES CAME ACROSS A CULT," "IN EXISTENCE FOR YEARS," "THAT HAD BEEN WAITING FOR CTHULHU'S ARRIVAL!" "THEY ARE THE KEY TO STOPPING CTHULHU" "FROM TAKING OVER THE WORLD." "SOMETIMES, WHEN EVERYTHING SEEMS HOPELESS," "THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO BRING IT ALL." "THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO BRING THE CRUNCH!" " DUDE, I'M SORRY," "BUT WE STILL AREN'T GETTING IT." "YOU'RE HALF-MAN AND HALF-BERRY?" " RIGHT!" " BUT THEN WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR SUPER POWER?" " THE POWER OF MINT AND BERRIES" "YET WITH A SATISFYING TASTY CRUNCH!" " NO, SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEM, DUDE." "THAT'S NOT REALLY A SUPER POWER." "LIKE I HAVE MENTAL COMMAND OVER ALL POWER TOOLS," "HUMAN KITE CAN FLY" " AND SHOOT LASERS OUT OF MY EYES." " AND SHOOT LASERS OUT OF HIS EYES, AND MYSTERION CAN" "WAIT." "WHAT'S YOUR SUPER POWER, MYSTERION?" " I CAN'T DIE!" " OH, YEAH, GOOD ONE." "MYSTERION CAN'T DIE." "AND IRON MAIDEN IS INDESTRUCTIBLE" " NO, STAN, I'M BEING SERIOUS." "I REALLY,REALLYCAN'T DIE!" " [chuckling] WHAT?" " LIKE LAST NIGHT IN THE ALLEY!" "THE CULT LEADER STABBED ME" "AND I BLED ALL OVER THE PLACE." "AND YOU SCREAMED, "OH, MY GOD!"" "AND YOU CALLED HIM A BASTARD!" " WHEN WAS THAT?" " ALL THE TIME!" "I DIE ALL THE TIME!" "AND YOU ASSHOLES NEVER REMEMBER!" " I THINK WE WOULD REMEMBER YOU DYING, DUDE." " WELL, YOU DON'T!" "I DIE OVER AND OVER." "ONLY TO WAKE UP IN MY BED LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED." " DUDE, YOU'RE FREAKIN' OUT MINTBERRY CRUNCH." "HE'S PEED HIS PANTS." " NO, NO!" "MINTBERRY CRUNCH DOESN'T EVER PEE HIS PANTS!" " I KNEW THERE'D BE NO POINT IN TELLING YOU GUYS." " ALL RIGHT, DUDE." "LET'S JUST SAY YOU'RE NOT CRAZY AND IT'S TRUE." "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?" "I MEAN, I THINK IT'D BE PRETTY COOL NOT TO BE ABLE TO DIE." " PRETTY COOL?" "DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE STABBED?" "TO BE SHOT, DECAPITATED, TORN APART, BURNED, RUN OVER" " KENNY, KENNY CALM DOWN." " IT'S NOT PRETTY COOL, KYLE!" "IT FUCKING HURTS!" "AND IT WON'T GO AWAY AND NOBODY WILL BELIEVE ME!" "REMEMBER THIS TIME!" "TRY AND FUCKING REMEMBER!" "[gunshot]" " OH, MY GOD!" "HOLY SHIT, DUDE!" " DUDE!" " IS HE--OH, JESUS!" " KENNY." "NO, NO!" "[gothic chanting]" " GATHER AROUND, BELIEVERS IN GOOD," "AND LISTEN TO THE NEWEST INSTALLMENT OFTHE COON!" "IT ALL BEGAN WHEN THE BP OIL COMPANY" "DRILLED INTO THE OCEAN FLOOR" "AND RIPPED OPEN A HOLE TO ANOTHER DIMENSION." "SEEING THE DISASTER ON COONVISION," "THE COON IMMEDIATELY CALLED TOGETHER" "HIS TRUSTY COON FRIENDS." "AS THE COON EXPLAINED HOW THE DISASTER COULD BE STOPPED," "SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED." "WITHOUT WARNING, THE COON FRIENDS CHANGED." "THEIR SUPERPOWERS MORPHED SOMEHOW," "TURNING THEM INTO..." "SUPERVILLAINS." "THE COON TRIED TO REASON WITH THEM," "TRIED TO BRING THEM BACK TO THE SIDE OF GOOD," "BUT IT WAS TOO LATE." "THEIR BLACK HEARTS HAD BEEN TAINTED BY HATE AND RAGE." "THE COON WAS ALONE." "TORN BY THE ULTIMATE DILEMMA," "HE HAD TO PUT A STOP TO THE EVIL VILLAINS," "EVEN THOUGH THEY HAD ONCE BEEN HIS FRIENDS." "SOMETIMES, TO FIGHT THE ULTIMATE EVIL," "YOU MUST MAKE FRIENDS WITH ENEMIES." "THE COON TEAMED UP WITH CTHULHU," "BECAUSE EVEN CTHULHU KNOWS WHAT EVIL ASSHOLES" "KYLE AND STAN AND THOSE GUYS ARE." "AND THAT THEY ARE MANIPULATIVE, UNCARING, VAGINA FACES!" "THEY ARE ALL PLANNING TO DESTROY THE WORLD." "ONLY ONE THING CAN STOP THEM-- THE COON." "WITH CTHULHU'S HELP, I CAN TRY TO BANISH THEM" "TO A DARK OBLIVION FOR ALL ETERNITY." "I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THAT HAPPENS." "BABY, I KNOW YOU'RE ASKIN' ME TO STAY" "SAY PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T GO AWAY" "YOU SAY I'M GIVIN' YOU THE BLUES" "MAYBE YOU MEAN EVERY WORD YOU SAY" "CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF" " ERIC CARTMAN!" " HI, MOM." " WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOUNG MAN?" " JUST DOING STUFF, MOM." "ARE MY FRIENDS DOWNSTAIRS IN THE SECRET BASE?" " YES, THEY ARE, BUT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE" "GROUNDED IN YOUR ROOM." "AND NOW YOU'RE MORE GROUNDED, YOUNG MAN!" " THE COON'S MOTHER APPEARS TO BE EXTREMELY UPSET." "IN ORDER TO GET PAST HER," "I MUST USE THE LEBRON JAMES TECHNIQUE." " ERIC, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?" " MOM..." "WHAT SHOULD I DO?" " WHAT?" " WHAT SHOULD I DO?" "SHOULD I ADMIT I MADE MISTAKES?" "SHOULD I SAY I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE?" "SHOULD WRITE A SONG" "ABOUT HOW I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN MY ROOM?" "WHAT SHOULD I DO?" " WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT SHOULD" " SHOULD I SAY I'M NOT A ROLE MODEL?" "SHOULD I NOT LISTEN TO MY CONSCIENCE?" "IT'S MY CONSCIENCE, MOM!" "WHAT SHOULD I DO?" "GO BACK TO MY ROOM AND PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED?" "NOT JUMP OUT THE WINDOW AND FLY TO NEW ORLEANS?" "WHAT SHOULD I DO, MOM?" "TELL ME!" " I JUST--I" "I'M GOING TO GO MAKE YOU KIDS SOME LEMONADE." " ALL RIGHT, COON FRIENDS!" "WHAT GOOD DEED SHOULD WE DO NEXT?" " PERHAPS WE SHOULD BAKE MORE LEMON BARS" "TO RAISE MONEY FOR PEOPLE IN NEED!" " OKAY!" " YOU GUYS HAVE NO MEMORY" "OF ME SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE HEAD, DO YOU?" " [chuckling] WHAT?" " WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS TALK TO PEOPLE IN THAT CULT." "I WANT TO KNOW WHERE MY POWERS COME FROM." " YEAH, COOL, LET'S TALK ABOUT WHERE OUR POWERS COME FROM!" " I WAS BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE MOSQUITO!" "ZZZT!" " I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT" "THEN PUT BACK TOGETHER WITH TUPPERWARE PARTS!" " TI-TIMMY!" " WILL YOU GUYS LISTEN TO ME?" "I ACTUALLY HAVE A POWER" "THAT I ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW ABOUT!" " HEY, GUYS." "SO WHAT'S GOIN' ON?" " GO AWAY, CARTMAN." "WE KICKED YOU OUT OF COON AND FRIENDS, REMEMBER?" " NO, I KNOW." "THAT'S COOL." "I UNDERSTAND." "EVEN THOUGH I STARTED IT AND THE SECRET BASE IS IN MY HOUSE." "YEAH, THAT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE." " YOU JUST WANTED TO FRAME AND BLACKMAIL PEOPLE." "THEN YOU BEAT UP CLYDE AND BRADLEY FOR NO REASON!" " NO, YOU'RE RIGHT." "FOR NO REASON." "CLEARLY SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME." "BUT, YOU GUYS..." "WHAT SHOULD I DO?" " YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF." "THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO." " HMM." "ALL RIGHT." "LOOK, YOU GUYS WERE TOTALLY RIGHT, OKAY?" "THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY." "THAT AND..." "THERE'S A DOUBLE RAINBOW OUTSIDE." " A WHAT?" " DOUBLE RAINBOW, YOU GUYS." "YOU DON'T SEE 'EM OFTEN, BUT THERE'S ONE OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW." "YOU GOTTA COME SEE!" "[door opens]" " A DOUBLE RAINBOW?" "SHABLAGOO!" " WAIT, MINTBERRY CRUNCH." "YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA GO" " HEY, CAN I SEE THE DOUBLE RAINBOW, FELLAS?" "FELLAS?" " ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL, YOU GUYS?" " THERE'S NO DOUBLE RAINBOW, FAT ASS." " YOU ARE CORRECT, HUMAN KIKE." "NOT THAT SUPERVILLAINS LIKE YOU GUYS" "COULD EVER SEE A DOUBLE RAINBOW." " WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" " YOUR EVIL DOING DAYS ARE OVER, MOSQUITO!" "ALL OF YOU SHALL NOW BE DEALT THE SWIFT HAND OF JUSTICE!" " CARTMAN, YOU ARE THE BAD GUY, NOT US." " NU-UH, YOU GUYS ARE THE BAD GUY." "[whistles] [wind gusting]" " [growls] [thunder]" " AAH!" " WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT THING?" " HE'S GOING TO HELP ME GET RID OF YOU GUYS," "SO TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!" " CARTMAN, IF YOU TEAM UP WITH THE MOST EVIL THING" "IN THE UNIVERSE, THEN CLEARLY YOU ARE THE BAD GUY!" " NO, BECAUSE IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD" "LIKE WHEN SUPERMAN TEAMED UP WITH LEX LUTHOR." " SUPERMAN NEVER TEAMED UP WITH LEX LUTHOR!" " WELL, THAT'S WHY SUPERMAN ISN'T AROUND ANYMORE," "ISN'T IT?" "CTHULHU, BANISH THEM TO A DARK OBLIVION, PLEASE." " [growls] all:" "AAH!" " OH, HO!" "DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME!" "YOU WERE ALL LIKE, "MRRR!"" "AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE, "NOO!"" " [growling softly]" " ALL RIGHT, NOW..." "WE'VE TAKEN OUT MOST OF THE SYNAGOGUES," "DESTROYED SAN FRANCISCO," "SENT MY FRIENDS INTO A DARK OBLIVION," "AND SO OUR NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS WILL BE BURNING MAN!" " [growls]" " BURNING MAN IS THE BIGGEST HIPPIE FESTIVAL IN THE WORLD," "AND TOMORROW, WE ARE GONNA WIPE 'EM ALL OUT!" "PRETTY SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE TRANSFORMED" "THANKS TO THE COON!" " [irritated growl]" " YES, YES, THE COON AND FRIEND." "NOW AFTER BURNING MAN," "WE WILL TAKE DOWN WHOLE FOODS, ALL RIGHT?" " [angry growl]" " THE DARK LORD IS AGITATED" "AND THE LEBRON JAMES TECHNIQUE MIGHT NOT WORK." "THE COON WILL HAVE TO USE" "AN EVEN MORE MANIPULATIVE TECHNIQUE." "TIME TO BUST OUT CUTE KITTEN." "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!" "[spritely music]" "MEOW MEOW MEOW!" " [grunting]" " HMPH." "GRR." "[chuckles]" " DUDE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?" " I DON'T KNOW, BUT I FEEL LIKE..." "I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE." "[creatures roaring]" "[dramatic music]" " AND SO THE COON HAD RETURNED" "WITH THE DARK LORD CTHULHU!" "UPON SEEING CTHULHU IN PERSON," "MINTBERRY CRUNCH HEROICALLY DASHED OFF TO" "TO SAVE THE DAY!" "WITH MINTY COOLNESS, HE HURRIED BACK HOME" "AND HEROICALLY WATCHED JUDGE JUDY," "KNOWING THAT HIS SUPERHERO FRIENDS" "WERE PROBABLY JUST FINE WITHOUT HIM!" "[suspenseful music] all:" "AAH!" " OH, SHIT!" " [breathing heavily] WE AREN'T GOING THAT WAY!" " YOU GUYS, I WANNA GO HOME!" " WE ALL WANNA GO HOME, CLYDE!" "I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA LAST VERY LONG OUT HERE." " MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FIND A PLACE TO HIDE" "AND WAIT FOR HELP." " WHAT HELP, DUDE?" "NOBODY IN THE REAL WORLD EVEN KNOWS WE'RE HERE!" " ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS HIDE AS LONG AS YOU CAN." "I'LL TRY AND FIND HELP." " HOW, DUDE?" " KENNY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?" " I'M GOING TO TRY TO GET YOU ALL OUT OF HERE." "IF THIS WORKS." "OR I COULD BE WRONG." " KENNY!" " OW!" "THAT FUCKING HURTS!" "ARGH!" "UNHHH!" " OH, MY GOD!" "KENNY." " YOU--YOU CRAZY BASTARD!" "[creatures roaring]" "[laughter on television] [door opens and closes] [techno music]" " IT'S BURNING MAN!" " BIGGEST PARTY IN THE WORLD, BABY!" "[Cthulhu growling in distance] [people screaming]" " FUCKING HIPPIES!" "FUCK ALL YOU!" " THE DARK AND EVIL CTHULHU IS BRINGING HIS ANGRY WRATH" "DOWN UPON THE BURNING MAN FESTIVAL, TOM." "CTHULHU ISN'T BEHAVING" "AS MOST SCIENTISTS HAD SPECULATED, TOM." "BUT THE DARK LORD IS WREAKING HAVOC EVERYWHERE AND" " NO, NO, EXCUSE ME!" "IT IS NOT CTHULHU." "IT IS COON AND FRIEND." "I'M A LITTLE SICK OF EVERYONEGIVING" "WHENTHE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.G" " TOM, IT APPEARSTHAT BRUCE VILA" "HAS ARRIVED ON THE SCENEWEARING A RA" " OH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER." "CTHULHU, THIS GUY TOO!" "COOL." "OH, GET THAT FIRE-TWIRLING HIPPIE BITCH!" "[somber music]" " THIS..." "FREAKING..." "SUCKS!" "WE WORSHIPPED AND PRAYED TO CTHULHU," "WENT TO ALL THE CULT MEETINGS," "BUT LIFE IS STILL TOTALLY FREAKIN' GAY." " I THOUGHT THAT WHEN CTHULHU ROSE FROM THE DEPTHS" "ALL WAS GONNA BE DARKNESS AND PAIN." "I THOUGHT AT LEAST SCHOOL WOULD BE CANCELED." " HOW DO I FIGHT HIM?" "[dramatic music]" " OH JOY." "IT'S UNDERWEAR BOY AGAIN." " THAT GOD YOU PRAY TO JUST TOOK AWAY ALL MY FRIENDS." " NOT OUR GOD." "HE PROMISED EVERYTHING WOULD CHANGE IF WE WORSHIPPED HIM," "BUT WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE SMOKING CIGARETTES LIKE BEFORE." "IT'S LIKE OBAMA ALL OVER AGAIN." " HOW DO I FIGHT HIM?" " CTHULHU ISN'T ALIVE OR DEAD, ALL RIGHT?" " TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS." " HENRIETTA!" "YOUR LITTLE BROTHER WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU." " GO AWAY, MOM!" "I HATE YOU!" " JUST LET YOUR LITTLE BROTHER" "PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS, SWEETIE." "HE'S LONELY." "GO ON IN, BRADLEY." " WILL YOU GUYS PAINT WITH ME?" " FUCK OFF, DORK." "I DON'T WANT YOU HERE!" " PLEASE, CAN I JUST--OH!" "M-MYSTERION!" "WHAT'S GOING" "UH, THAT'S OKAY, SIS." "I'LL PLAY WITH YOU ANOTHER TIME!" "MYSTERION IS HERE!" "HE MUST HAVE COME FOR MY HELP!" "NO TIME TO WASTE." "TIME FOR BRADLEY BIGGLE TO TRANSFORM!" "SHABLAGOO!" " ALL RIGHT, LOOK," "THE NECRONOMICONIS AN ACCOUNT OF THE OLD ONES," "THEIR HISTORY AND THE MEANS FOR SUMMONING THEM." " OLD ONES?" " DARK DEITIES THAT EXISTED BEFORE MAN." " IT WAS WRITTEN BY A MAD PRINCE" "WHO KNEW OF THE NIGHTMARE CITY OF R'LYEH," "WHICH FELL FROM THE STARS AND EXISTS BENEATH THE SEA," "AND IN ANOTHER DIMENSION." " THAT'S IT." "THAT'S THE PLACE I JUST WAS!" " YOU'VE BEEN TO THE NIGHTMARE CITY OF R'LYEH?" " LUCKY." " CTHULHU AND THE OTHER BEINGS ARE FROM THIS CITY," "BUT FOR YEARS CULTISTS HAVE TRIED" "TO BRING THEM INTO OUR WORLD." " AND WHAT ABOUT CTHULHU'S POWER?" "WHY CAN'T OLD ONES DIE?" " THE ONLY THING THAT CAN DESTROY AN IMMORTAL" "IS ANOTHER IMMORTAL." " HA HA!" "DON'T WORRY, MYSTERION!" "MINTBERRY CRUNCH IS HERE" "TO HELP YOU WITH THESE BLACK CULTISTS!" " GET OUT OF MY ROOM, TWERP!" " MINTBERRY CRUNCH ISN'T AFRAID OF HIS FAT SISTER!" "GRAB HER LEGS, MYSTERION!" "MYSTERION?" "OH, CRAP." "HEY, MYSTERION, WAIT UP!" "COME ON, WAIT UP!" "US COON FRIENDS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER, REMEMBER?" "WHERE'RE YOU GOING?" " WHEREVER CTHULHU IS." " WHAT?" "BUT HE'LL KILL YOU!" " MAYBE, BUT WITH ANY LUCK," "I MIGHT FIND THE REASON FOR MY POWERS." " OH, RIGHT!" "MAYBE I CAN FIND THE REASON FOR MY POWERS TOO!" " YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." " HOW WAS IT THAT MINT AND BERRY CAME TOGETHER" "DELIVERING FULL FLAVOR AND AN INTENSE CRUNCH?" "WE MUST FIND OUT ANSWERS, MYSTERION!" "M-MYSTERION, I'M GOING WITH YOU!" " AFTER THE TRIUMPHANT VICTORY" "OVER THE EVIL HIPPIES OF BURNING MAN," "COON AND FRIENDS TURN THEIR ATTENTION" "TO THE NEXT VILLAINOUS SCOURGE," "BRAVELY TAKING OUT" "EVERY WHOLE FOODS LEFT IN THE COUNTRY." "NO MORE ORGANIC CRAP FOR AMERICA." "THANKS TO COON AND FRIENDS," "THE COUNTRY WOULD SOON BE RID OF ALL EVIL." "BUT FIRST, THEY WOULD COME UP AGAINST" "THEIR MOST CHALLENGING AND MOST EVIL OPPONENT" "JUSTIN BIEBER." "IN ORDER TO SAVE THE EARTH," "THIS LITTLE BUTTHOLE HAD TO BE STOPPED." " [high-pitched voice] BABY BABY BABY, OOH, BABY" "BABY BABY, OOH, BABY BABY" "OOH OOH OOH!" "[fans screaming]" "OOH AAH!" " [growls]" " YUP, THAT'S HIM." "SO LONG, JUSTIN BIEBER, YOU LITTLE DOUCHE BAG!" " THE DARK GOD CTHULHU" "CONTINUES HIS RAMPAGE OF DESTRUCTION AND TERROR," "AND THERE SEEMS TO BE NO HOPE FOR MAN." "I AM JOINED NOW BY A SUPPOSED TEAM MEMBER OF CTHULHU," "THE COON." " ITMR." "REPORTER.THULHU," "PIECE OF COON AND FRIENDS," "WHO WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHTFOR GOOD A" " GOOD AND JUSTICE?" "FANS HAVE JUST BEEN MASSACRED.HIS" " YEARE HAPPY TO HELP.S" "WE DFOR OUR DEEDS.NKS" "WE DO NOT WANT GIFTS." "IS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY" "OUR COON ANDFOR 14.95.-SHIRTS" " HEY, FAT BOY!" "[thunder]" " KENNY?" "WHAT THE HELL?" "I SENT YOU" " TO THE SUNKEN CITY OF R'LYEH FALLEN FROM THE STARS!" "YOU LITTLE FUCKIN' PRICK!" "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK DOES THAT TO HIS FRIENDS?" " IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU GOT TURNED EVIL, KENNY!" " YOU ARE THE BAD GUY, FAT BOY, YOU!" " I'M GOING AROUND MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!" " FOR YOU!" "YOU'RE MAKING IT A BETTER PLACE FOR YOU!" " RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT SUPERHEROES DO." " NO." "THIS IS WHAT SUPERHEROES DO." "YOU BANISHED ME, BUT I'M BACK!" "WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME?" " [growls]" " BRING BACK MY FRIENDS!" "TAKE ME!" " MYSTERION, NO!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" " ONLY AN IMMORTAL CAN KILL ANOTHER IMMORTAL!" "HERE'S YOUR PRIZE!" "TAKE THIS CURSE AWAY FROM ME, YOU BIG PUSSY!" " DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, CTHULHU!" "WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO." " GO ON!" "KILL ME BEFORE I KILL YOU!" "BUT BRING MY FRIENDS BACK, WUSS!" " CTHULHU, YOU ARE A COON FRIEND, AND I'M THE COON!" "YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!" " [growls]" "UN-HUH." "UN-UH-UN-UH!" "UN-UH!" "[spritely music]" "[grunting]" "WHEW." " NO!" "COME BACK!" "I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT I AM!" "COME BACK!" " FUCK YOU, KENNY!" " COME BACK, YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!" " HELLO, MY SON." "IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS MESSAGE," "THEN IT MUST BE DARK TIMES," "AND YOU MUST HAVE MANY QUESTIONS." "YOUR TRUE NAME IS GOKZARAH." "THE POWER GIVEN TO YOU COMES FROM A PLANET FAR AWAY." "YOU ARE FROM THAT PLANET, GOKZARAH." "IT IS FOR THAT REASON" "YOU HAVE A POWER THAT NORMAL HUMANS DO NOT HAVE." "I KNOW YOU MUST SOMETIMES SEE THIS POWER AS A CURSE," "BUT YOU WERE SENT HERE TO STOP EVIL" "FROM TAKING OVER THE EARTH," "AND NOW THAT TIME HAS APPARENTLY COME." "YOU MUST NOW HARNESS AND FOCUS YOUR POWER, GOKZARAH." "THE POWER OF MINT AND BERRIES," "YET WITH A TASTY, SATISFYING CRUNCH." " YES!" "YES, PLEASE GO ON!" " YOUR HOME PLANET, KOKUJON," "IS KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE" "FOR ITS BERRY MINES." "BERRIES THAT HAVE THE POWER TO FUEL NEARLY ANYTHING." "NEEDLESS TO SAY, WHEN THE MINT HUNTERS OF KOGANRAGA" "GOT WORD OF THEM, OUR FATE WAS ALREADY SEALED, GOKZARAH." "BUT OUR TWO WORLDS COLLIDED," "AND SOON MINT AND BERRY WERE ONE." " WOW!" " YOUR MOTHER AND I SENT YOU AS FAR AWAY AS WE COULD." "USE YOUR POWERS, SON." "SAVE EARTH." "SHABLAGOO!" " I WILL, FATHER!" "NO MORE RUNNING AWAY FOR..." "MINTBERRY CRUNCH!" "HELLO, CTHULHU." "I HEARD YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BERRYNICE." " [growling]" " NOT ENOUGH, HUH?" "MAYBE THE INTENSE FLAVOR OF MINT" "WILL FRESHEN THINGS UP!" "[wind gusting]" " I REACH THE GULF OF MEXICO IN NO TIME!" "AND WITH ALL MY STRENGTH, I DRAG CTHULHU BACK TO" "THE DEPTHS FROM WHENCE HE CAME!" "MY TRUSTY HERO COMPANIONS ARE THERE, STILL ALIVE!" "I RETURN THEM TO THEIR WORLD" "ENCASED IN A PROTECTIVE BERRY BUBBLE." "THEN IT'S BACK DOWN TO SEAL UP THE HOLE" "CREATED BY THE BP OIL COMPANY," "RETURNING HOME ONLY MOMENTARILY" "TO FLIP OF MY FAT SISTER." " DUDE, THANKS FOR GETTING US OUT OF THAT DARK OBLIVION," "MINTBERRY CRUNCH." " NO, NO!" "WE WORKED AS A TEAM!" "ALL THE COON AND FRIENDS" "STOPPED THE BP DRILLING SPILL CRISIS!" " AND FINALLY THE EVIL COON IS RIGHT WHERE HE BELONGS." " COME ON, YOU GUYS, THIS IS FUCKIN' BULLCRAP." "LET ME OUT!" " YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE FOR A LONG TIME." " THIS IS INHUMANE!" "THERE'S A BIG BUCKET WITH BUTTERS' POOP IN HERE" "AND THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!" " YOU GOT POOP, DON'T YA?" " WELL, I'M OFF." "THERE ARE STILL MANY MORE QUESTIONS LEFT UNANSWERED." "I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PARENTS." " WELL, COME BACK AND VISIT ANYTIME, DUDE." " I WILL!" "SHABLAGOOO!" " FUCKIN' MINTBERRY FUCKIN' CRUNCH." " WOW!" "CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, KENNY?" "BRADLEY ACTUALLY HAD SUPER POWERS." "ISN'T THAT COOL?" " YEAH." "I'M TIRED, GUYS." "THINK I'M GONNA GO TO BED." " OH, MY GOD!" "HOLY SHIT, DUDE!" " KENNY!" "NO!" "NO!" " [screaming]" " WHAT, WHAT?" " IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!" "[peaceful music] [baby gurgling]" " WE SHOULD'VE NEVER GONE TO THAT STUPID CULT MEETING."