"RALLY ON!" "Stop!" "Police!" "Well, you hooligans and future drunk drivers." "Today we practice traffic signs." "Take out your books." "Turn to page 265, warning signs." "Repeat after me." "Turn left." "Turn left." "Turn right." "Turn right." "Bends, the first one right." "Bends, the first one right." "Well, Lauri." "Plum." "You must understand - that a six-month sentence is lenient - since you stole over a hundred cars." "But this here..." "This photograph changed our minds at the Youth Services division." "Our Commissioner also thought that you deserve another chance." "Thank you, but I only coloured it in with Photoshop." "But the theme is lovely." "The reverend used to say that men need something to believe in." "This door doesn't open!" "The door is kinda stiff." "It's a sliding door." "I have my first driving lesson." "Well, come in then." "Alright." "I'm Sirkku Kyllönen, and I teach needlework for girls." "Could you say that a little slower?" "I'm Sirkku Kyllönen, and I teach needlework for girls." "Kyllönen?" "Let's go driving." "Now?" "Right now." "The premises have camera surveillance" "Plum!" "Turn it down, I can't bear to hear that." "This model has a left-side steering wheel." "Pull it." "The pedals are here." "There's the clutch, then the brakes and so on." "Don't worry about these levers here." "Giddyup, said a janitor on a frozen roof." "Let's start the engine, so we don't have to say vroom." "You only started the car ventilator." "Just use the clutch and drive." "The first time." "Now we could put the seatbelts on." "Let's test the gearbox." "They're here." "Try them." "One is selected already." "What?" "One." "Who?" "One of..." "Forget it." "Here we go." "Use the steering wheel." "There's no need to drive into a ditch." "Use this money for beer and tobacco." "But not petrol!" "Seppo will meet you at the bus stop." "Go now, or your mum will cry." "Kiss my ass!" "Are you Lauri Pesonen?" "Plum." "What?" "Plum Pesonen." "Shut up and get in." "I'm airing the car." "So, you were in the slammer, doing time?" "I guess you became a girl there, eh, fucker?" "You got some work for me?" "What?" "I ain't got no fucking work for you." "Sladi takes care of that." "Sladi, your godfather Seppo." "My name's Suko, dammit." "Suko?" ""Su" from super and "ko" from knockout." "Why are you laughing?" "This is the workshop." "There's the cafe and the office is in the back." "Why the fuck am I telling you?" "That's Sladi's job." "He'll be here soon." "He has a customer." "Here he comes." "I doubt that he likes being a driving instructor." "He had to buy that gay blazer." "Rally drivers started somewhere too!" "It's the videogames' fault." "Exactly." "In practice they're no help at all." "No." "Are you Lauri?" "Plum." "I've been so busy that I haven't been in touch." "When was the last time?" "Probably at the christening." "I remember you sounded like an outboard motor during the ceremony." "The priest was scared and made the sign of the cross." "Let's go." "So, you're Lauri." "Plum." "Okay..." "Welcome!" "This is so nice." "It's great that you're here." "Seppo, why didn't you tell me your nephew is so good-looking?" "Crikey." "Luckily, you don't look like your uncle." "If these grease monkeys annoy you, come here." "Susa's bar is like an oasis in a macho world." "Take a doughnut for starters." "You can sleep here for now." "I have theory lectures here on Tuesdays and Thursdays at six." "Nobody better lie on the floor then." "Although I don't give a shit." "1989 Audi 100." "What's the number on your list?" "663... 632051." "Right." "Pekkarinen." "Kettunen could always tell based on the model." "19148!" "That is all." "Thank you and fuck you!" "Who are you then?" "Plum." "Still Pekkarinen." "His dad said he's good with his hands." "He'd be a good pickpocket." "We can always use an extra pair of hands." "There'll be a race soon." "I guess nobody told you." "Here in Miikkula we have an annual rally triathlon - which has three legs." "The prize is a tidy sum of money depending on the amount - our main sponsor, Torppo's Car and Machine, wants to put." "Usually, they give quite a lot." "Push me a little." "Torppo's car usually wins, but we've done alright too." "Last year, our team Susa finished second." "It's the town's biggest event although not quite like the WRC." "Three, two, one..." "Azzurro!" "Look, he's got a stiffy." "Stop drooling, it's a piece of shit." "It sucks, I have to drive that rattletrap." "Stub is so reliable, he's always in a foul mood." "Greetings!" "Puupponen." "Plum." "Plum?" "Plum Pesonen." "Here comes the welcoming committee." "What's on your mind?" "Rally is on my mind all the time!" "Let's talk first." "Unto, you know that my father will turn the company over to me." "I noticed in the papers - that you've shacked up here for almost free." "That ends now!" "We made a fair deal with your father." "Fair for you." "But Torppolandia has a new boss and your rent will be raised a bit." "How much?" "Let's start with 300%." "Is that too cruel?" "Let's just triple it." "Triple." "Come on, this is not a diamond mine." "Don't be upset." "This is not personal." "I'll send the papers when I have the time." "Scumbag." "You got something to say?" "You know what." "Well, what?" "Chicken." "What?" "It's English." "You will always be a coward." "You never became a driver." "The seat is slippery when you shit yourself." "I didn't." "You did shit yourself." "You're dead meat!" "Oh, I'm so scared." "Just admit you're afraid that you'll lose." "You want Pekkarinen out so his team won't cause trouble." "That we'll lose the race to you?" "You will lose the race to us." "You're scared." "Pekkarinen has a better team and a better driver." "They have Leivo." "Robert Leivo." "That's neither here nor there." "Really?" "How about a wager?" "If Team Susa beats Torppo Star Team - you can stay here." "But if you lose, Pekkarinen takes his shit and leaves immediately!" "Unto?" "I guess we have no choice." "Draw up papers so it's legal." "How did it go?" "Even better than expected." "We can look for a new tenant." "You shouldn't have done that." "Well, I did." "What do you care?" "You haven't spoken to that cripple for years." "That's irrelevant!" "Butt out, pops!" "This is my show now." "Watch your mouth, dirtbag." "Don't fuck with me." "You live off me." "Get a job!" "At least wash your hair." "That's daddy's and grandpa's little princess!" "We need a lifter for the track rod end. -191254." "A mounting clip for the brake line." "66480." "A tester for blade fuses." "35650." "66492." "Brake line connector, 3/8 ins x 24 UNF." "Suko!" "Listen up, baboons." "Aija works here now." "She will help me for a few weeks." "You know her." "Susa is crazy." "She took Torppo's kid here to spy on us before the race." "She works here." "Period." "If you don't like it, you can eat cotton waste." "No way..." "Be my guest." "No, I'm the best." "Azzurro!" "I'm your worst student." "I'll never get a driving licence." "I give up." "No, no!" "Don't give up." "Everyone has passed." "Everyone?" "Almost." "A few were very close." "You'll be alright." "Really?" "I couldn't even shift gears." "Sirkku." "Stop right there." "I can't drive this for shit." "What're you talkin' about?" ""What're you talkin' about?" You tell me!" "You're the driver!" "This is your job!" "I'll do my job." "When I try to accelerate nothing happens." "The engine chokes?" "Exactly, brainiac!" "It needs a new fuel pump." "What the fuck are you waiting for?" "Yeah, what the fuck are you waiting for?" "Go get the pump." "Yeah." "Fuck, yeah." "Fuck." "What a weirdo." "Puupponen, it's done like this." "Turn on the welder and then prepare the carburettor sausage." "The idea is to prepare a quick..." "And tasty, manly food in the workshop area." "You can fix the other side a little later." "Turn on the afterburner and begin." "You can fix a pattern here." "I usually do a zigzag." "Then the fresh meal is ready." "In these conditions." "Some mustard, please." "This basic Karelian food is just about done." "Like that." "Then we eat." "Well, look at that." "The best the Russians can do." "Mustard." "Do you want a sausage?" "Why not?" "A black sausage." "Your momma was black when she had you." "Al dente." "Hi." "My name is Plum." "A cute name." "I got it as a kid." "I always had bruises." "Half my body was black and blue and I had a need for speed." "You want something, car thief?" "Maybe I could have a doughnut." "A cock of..." "A cup of coffee." "You want spices on your doughnut?" "Give up." "She's a woman, not your type." "Thank you." "You're something else." "A sister and her big sister." "This looks really nice." "Here it is." "It took you damn long." "The race is in two weeks." "Anyone want a ride with the champ?" "You go, Plum." "Come, unless you scare easily." "I'm really terrifying." "I'll get my overalls." "What the hell?" "Did he drive off the road?" "There may be moisture in the carburettor." "You damn fools bungled it!" "Now heads will roll!" "The car is in the river and my arm is busted." "Serves you right!" "You jerk off with that and it feels like a stranger." "I'll fucking kill you!" "What the hell happened?" "I drove into the bend and suddenly lost control of the car." "These morons adjusted the brakes wrong!" "You drove too much to the right." "It was your fault." "Shit, you adjusted the brakes?" "I knew it." "You did it on purpose, jailbird." "Did Torppo pay you?" "Don't blame me if you can't drive." "I was driving in a rally when you were shitting in your nappy!" "Stop it!" "This is pointless." "Fetch the car, we'll figure out what to do." "Pekkarinen!" "What will we do if we lose the workshop?" "Yes, what will we do?" "The connecting rods are shot and the cylinder is cracked." "Listen, Plum." "Are you sure the brakes are okay?" "Stub has never screwed up so badly - even if he's a total wanker." "Let's go then." "What?" "I'll show you." "What?" "I'll drive the same line as Stub." "Watch what happens." "Oh my God..." "Too fast!" "It Is good for me to draw near to God" "That I may declare all thy works" "God Almighty!" "Goddammit!" "Huh?" "Vatanen?" "He's making wine in France." "Alén or Mäkinen?" "Trust me, we have no choice." "The kid can drive, Suko said so." "Oh, hell." "What if something happens?" "He's my responsibility." "He's not ready to drive a rally, but I thought - that you could teach him." "You're a driving instructor." "You could be a co-driver." "Jeez!" "A co-driver and an instructor." "I was told ten years ago that I'm too old for this." "Are we in some damn time loop?" "I've never said that you're too old." "And you've never begged me to come back." "Now I do." "But I can't beg on my knees." "Have you asked if Plum is even interested?" "Not yet." "Well, maybe you should!" "Where did you learn to drive?" "In Helsinki, on Kallio's streets." "Would you like to be Team Susa's new driver?" "What?" "How does it sound in principle?" "In principle?" "In principle, it sounds bloody fantastic." "I mean, it wouldn't be wrong..." "It sounds good in practice too." "I can honestly say that I'm willing to do it." "Good, it's a deal then." "Sladi is your co-driver and instructor." "We're still thinking about it - since your uncle isn't happy about it." "How was it, instructor?" "Brilliant." "Piss off." "After you, miss." "Out!" "You have to promise first." "Fine, stay there." "Ignore my nephew." "It's nice that he's visiting." "I feel like Donald Duck." "Luckily, we're only genetically related." "Go slow..." "If you say yes, I'll get out of the car." "For sure?" "Yes." "Very well then." "Keep your mouth shut!" "You do exactly as I say." "One mistake or argument, and all you drive is a bicycle." "Understood?" "Dunder..." "Understood." "You can trust me." "I'm solid as steel, I'm like concrete." "Like a concrete mixer." "You're a nuisance." "Get lost." "Do I use the clutch first?" "Yes." "The lights are on and the first gear." "And the handbrake is off." "That's good." "This is it." "A door is open." "Shut it." "Ladies and gentlemen, or bethlehems, may I present:" "Team Susa's new driver, Lauri "Plum" Pesonen." "No shit?" "For real?" "Yes, for real." "Stop it." "Too much spit." "Stop fucking about, get to work!" "Sorry, drivers don't work on the cars." "What rotten luck!" "And just before the race." "Relax, junior." "The car will be fixed and here's our new driver." "You hired a sweeping machine operator from jail." "Let's get out of here." "Is this a joke?" "He's not going to drive, is he?" "He will drive." "This kid?" "Drive only about 70 - 80 km/h." "This is only a test car." "Don't go overboard." "I'll tell you if you drive too fast or too slow." "Take a long left." "Five." "How do you drive into a fast bend?" "The left side, then brake at the last minute." "Then traction slides us to the other side." "Use traction the whole time." "Excellent." "Don't hesitate on the bends." "And don't pump then." "You make a decision and follow it." "Ignore the gauges." "We'll drive at full blast, never mind the speed." "What about the ladies?" "I don't have..." "There's no one." "You have no one?" "I don't understand them." "Women?" "That's true." "Dad called you a horticulturist." "What did he mean?" "Many of us like to screw, it's that simple." "Some don't, but I've always liked it." "Who doesn't like it?" "I don't know." "Feck me." "What did you say?" "Feck me." "Feck me." "How come a big guy like you can't swear?" "It's a filthy habit." "Filthy, my ass." "Men should swear." "Well, what does it matter if I use feck?" "Feck." "Puupponen, you'll never get laid if you don't swear." "To guys like you, the ladies say go feck yourself." "When real men swear and spit - every broad within a mile gets wet in the crotch." ""That's a real man," they say." "But momma says..." "Your momma?" "Puupponen, say fuckshitcocksucker." "No way." "Come on, say it." "I can take it." "What was it?" "Fuckshitcocksucker." "Say it like this." "First, I'll show you how not to drive a rally." "In the middle of the road and steering too much." "There are hands everywhere and in the wrong gear." "Hitting the brakes on bends and pumping." "A driver shouldn't be nervous." "First, you have to relax the hands." "We'll stay constantly to the left." "Look, our speed increased by half." "Did you know that you have an adrenaline addiction?" "It's not bad at all - to be addicted to it." "All drivers have that." "Otherwise, rally wouldn't exist." "Susa said that you should eat." "You lot have brushed your teeth!" "Should we raise the flag?" "Don't pant or the chrome plating will fade." "MOT inspection" "Nervous?" "What for?" "I smell shit here." "Maybe a little bit?" "Not at all." "I remember my first time..." "I'm not nervous." "Out, please." "We'll check the engine sound." "Is that really necessary?" "We just gauged it." "Well below the limit, old friend." "Turn it off!" "Is that my wallet?" "Is it?" "Are you asking an autograph?" "That old fart will spin out on the first bend." "Take it easy." "This is just a practice." "Eat this, Leivo!" "Leivo." "Him indeed." "Fucking Leivo, I'll kick your ass!" "You haven't heard of Runki Petterson?" "No." "He's called to help when all hope is lost." "He can hear miles away what's wrong with an engine." "Once during a rally in Corsica - he fixed a seized-up engine armed only with a pocket knife." "He's like that." "Once during the Safari rally when he was changing tyres - he was attacked from behind - by a hairy, striped..." "A zebra?" "No, a fucking tiger, but he didn't panic." "He grabbed a giant anaconda from a tree - and beat the tiger to death with it." "You believe me?" "The Moon is shining." "What is your star sign?" "No idea." "If I were a car, I'd be a Hummer." "When were you born?" "In April." "What day?" "The 27th." "You are a Taurus." "Nobody has complained." "Those who haven't fainted have been happy." "I meant the horoscope." "Right." "My star sign is Virgo." "Are they compatible?" "Taurus and Virgo?" "Like birds of a feather." "Shit." "Here comes the rally superstar." "He doesn't see a mother and two children crossing the road." "The car approaches." "He sees the family, but is unable to slow down." "This is your life and rally driver career." "What are you babbling?" "I saw you last night." "This is the end of the road for you." "I promise I'll never do that again." "That's right." "You tell the police about your reckless driving." "My parole will be revoked." "Too late to think about that." "Do you still give out summer condoms?" "Actually, I'm here to report a crime." "What's happened?" "I drove recklessly last night." "Take my licence and put me in jail." "I must be punished." "Were there any eyewitnesses?" "Why?" "I confessed." "We need eyewitnesses or tangible consequences of the crime." "My uncle Sladi, Seppo Pesonen, saw me drive recklessly." "Pesonen told us - that a youngster may try to pull the wool over our eyes." "That erection problems - have made him go funny in the head." "What erection problems?" "There's not enough blood for upstairs and downstairs." "Why is this great ass still single?" "Stop it, goddammit!" "Never ever do that." "I won't!" "I swear!" "For fuck's sake..." "You want a mint?" "Thanks, but that might get stuck in my throat." "I cannot accept your offer." "Everything seems to be ready." "The sound equipment is hot, the cameras are whirring - and we're ready for broadcast." "For my part, yes." "If it is in your power - then please don't let those damn apes finish the race." "If you're talking about those particular apes - we may have common interests." "Yeah." "I have a plan X - but your daughter Aija may have to be a scapegoat." "That's fine." "She deserves a lesson, her mother ruined her." "Tell me." "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen and other rally fans - to Miikkula's traditional rally race." "There is palpable excitement here at the rally centre - since the first leg of the rally will start in a matter of minutes." "The teams make final adjustments to their cars." "War horses better be in shape since this rally triathlon - is a real Gethsemane, a road of agony." "Overalls worth two thousand!" "Be still." "A first-timer." "Shut up." "Last year, only eight teams out of 25 made it to the chequered flag." "Finished the race, you mean." "Exactly." "It begins." "All of Miikkula and Finland has waited for this." "The whole world would have waited if they knew of Miikkula or Finland." "The engines are roaring and the crowd is yelling." "It sounds like my house when I have a hangover - and the old hag screams like a banshee." "Go!" "There goes last year's overwhelming winner, Torppo Star Team." "You can hear the horsepower roaring as Leivo puts pedal to metal." "Leivo is not playing around, he's here to win." "Next is last year's runner-up, Team Susa." "Experts say that Susa's chances are slim this year." "Three, two, one." "Go!" "Lauri Pesonen with his co-driver and uncle Sladi Pesonen hit the road." "Open seven." "The left continues." "Easy right, one hundred." "Right, full, 120." "Left, full, 250." "Engine power is dropping." "What?" "Engine power is dropping!" "Long right, easy." "The cylinder head gasket has blown." "Shit!" "Slow down, or the engine dies." "Torppo Team with Robert Leivo are in the lead by a wide margin." "What has happened to Team Susa?" "What is going on?" "Nobody is like rally champion Pauli Toivonen when they're born - except Pauli Toivonen." "That is so true." "He naturally was Toivonen, Pauli Toivonen." "Robert Leivo is in a league of his own." "On the first day of the Miikkula rally triathlon " "Leivo has been unbeatable." "Pekkarinen, your time is up!" "Leivo crosses the finish line." "The others had better perk up " "If they want to claim Leivo's scalp." "Finally, Lauri Pesonen Is coming." "Or should I say, he's crawling." "He seems to have problems." "Shit." "Something grey is coming from the exhaust pipe!" "Smoke." "It is smoke!" "What a dramatic ending to a dramatic day." "Team Susa barely finishes this leg of the race." "It doesn't look good." "What happened?" "What happened?" "No idea." "We drove for miles with an overheated engine." "Then it seized." "Well, it's no bloody wonder." "The radiator hose is loose." "No way." "We would've noticed." "Maybe, but this fucking thing is loose!" "This stinks like Puupponen's overall." "Has it been tampered with?" "You watched the car the whole night?" "Yes!" "Puupponen?" "Yes, the whole night." "Almost." "Puupponen, for fuck's sake!" "They're playing dirty." "We have to call in the cavalry, or what?" "Finncom Airlines flight XC-237 has landed." "Passengers for the flight XC-247 - are kindly requested to go the security check." "What?" "Wake up, Plum!" "Oh, you're up." "Come with me." "There's a sabo..." "Saboteur?" "Exactly." "Come!" "Wait, I'll put on some clothes." "OK, I'll wait." "No, we're in a hurry." "I'm coming." "Stop!" "Aija, what are you doing here?" "You asked me to come." "I didn't write this." "This isn't my hand-writing." "Aija wrote that." "Read it!" "I'm not fucking dyslexic." ""At night, thighs?"" "Things." "We need a timeout." "You knew you're not allowed to come here without permission." "She is the sabo..." "Saboteur?" "Yes, she did it before the race and tried again." "You have our key." "It came with the letter." "Some letter!" "I'll smack you, toad." "Nice, Puupponen." "Violence is not the answer." "Let's check the car, boys." "Hopefully, everything's OK." "Aija, you'd better be with your kind until this is over." "My kind?" "Give me the key, please." "And fast." "She was something..." "Runki Petterson." "You came!" "He never loses control." "Spark plug spanner." "Goddammit!" "It didn't last." "Good!" "Put your foot on the gas." "Azzurro!" "How did you fix the engine so fast?" "We didn't fix it." "Welcome back, my esteemed public." "The second day of the triathlon Is about to start." "The clear favourite, Robert Leivo, is In the lead." "Last year's runner-up, the small, but tiny " "Team Susa is last, holding the wooden spoon." "You're a real MacGyver if you take the lead." "Rubbish." "It's only fifty metres." "Patu, what do you personally think the other teams should do - to overtake Leivo's considerable lead?" "Increase speed." "Exactly!" "Put the pedal to the metal!" "Take it slowly and you'll get fucked-up kids!" "If you rush it you'll get fucked-up kids!" "Little fuckers, right." "There goes Leivo!" "Only the dark clouds of technical problems - over Torppo Star Team can provide other teams a chance for the top." "But there is still plenty of race left." "Exactly!" "That's what all the fussy fuckers had better remember." "If we were lucky just this once..." "Go, Plum!" "Azzurro!" "Two hundred, straight ahead." "There's a mound." "A bad bend ahead!" "Lauri Pesonen and Team Susa have done wonders." "The second-best time of the day." "There's an easy mound..." "Can you see the others?" "Just drive, you're doing fine." "Use the same rhythm." "Left, minus two." "Left, fast." "A long right." "What's wrong?" "A long, easy bend." "The engine sounds odd." "Three, right." "Oh my wool!" "What is this?" "Leivo's car seizes!" "It slows down like a snail!" "Karppinen!" "The engine!" "Son of a shit!" "120, left full." "A fine rhythm." "A jelly doughnut in the exhaust pipe." "Robert Leivo is back!" "What on earth was wrong?" "Apparently, it wasn't serious." "Leivo manhandles the manifold - like a former man shoving his mitt in the fuse box!" "The boy wonder Pesonen surprises us all with such a fantastic time - that people's mouths fall open and eyes bulge out." "His lap was clearly the fastest - and he edges closer to the lead." "Could someone tell me what the hell happened?" "I want explanations!" "Nobody can move..." "Enough!" "With a doughnut up the ass." "We're still in the lead." "Don't give me that!" "Five seconds is not a lead." "Everything would be wrapped up if you hadn't screwed up!" "Who was the fastest today?" "Fucking Team Susa!" "They should be in the audience munching sausages!" "There is one thing." "Can't you see we're having a discussion, fool?" "Do you want to win?" "This is a standard engine." "Here we have a real monster." "The mother of all engines." "It's not exactly legal, but..." "Shut the fuck up, you clowns!" "Does anyone know anything about a missing engine?" "Yes?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Runki Petterson is my name and rally is my game." "Stop it, Runki!" "Stop it, damn you!" "Take out your pad." "A shooting incident at Susa's Bar." "Someone nicked our engine, for real." "It was here!" "Now we only have a beer crate!" "Get that damn shithead in here right now!" "Are you saying that we used Torppo's engine today?" "Shit!" "We could have been caught." "We weren't." "I'm glad you came." "Susa is still in the game - although they were supposed to be out." "Take care of it or I'll release the hounds." "Take it easy." "I have a backup plan." "You had better." "Throw him out!" "Welcome to the third, and pivotal, leg of the rally triathlon." "Before the final race " "Torppo Star Team has a narrow lead." "The town was delighted when Team Susa reached fourth place - after a great second leg." "The situation is titillating and nail-biting before the final race." "The cars are on the starting grid." "A second-place finish is enough for Torppo Star Team to win." "Lauri Pesonen, the fastest driver on the second day - must win today and Leivo finish no better than third - for Team Susa to win the overall championship." "The cars dash forward and the noise is deafening!" "People have waited for this like a cat in heat!" "Easy right, 150." "Left, 120, a mound." "Drive now, for fuck's sake!" "As fast as I can!" "The race is hot like a Chinese transformer!" "Team Susa is still fourth, though far behind the leading trio." "He drives like a first-timer." "Faster!" "This is not a sleigh ride." "250, straight ahead." "The left side is easy." "Faster, faster!" "250, put your foot on the gas!" "The left side is much faster." "Just put the pedal to the metal!" "Here comes the merry-go-round!" "Lauri Pesonen crashed!" "That's sayonara, goodbye and Ich liebe dich to their dream!" "Don't film." "Can't be helped!" "What a shame!" "Pekkarinen, deal with that!" "Lauri Pesonen must do some serious soul-searching - since that was a major blunder...." "Hello, Unto." "Jorma?" "It's been a long time." "We need to talk." "True." "Go!" "Repeat again." "Don't screw up." "We'll block the road after Leivo has driven past." "The road is empty." "Leivo driven?" "Hello?" "Leivo has driven past." "Dear ladies, the Prime Minister is coming any minute now." "Let's stay here on the road." "Maybe we should sing a little?" "Which song would be appropriate?" "On Finnish Mosses." "Robert Leivo has increased his lead!" "It seems this race is sealed." "No!" "Go right fast, dammit." "Drive right, a long right." "200." "Hickory, dickory, dock, this cat has had enough." "Kiss my ass, Leivo!" "What?" "Run them over, fucker!" "Step on it!" "A tight race." "Who knows how it will go." "Go!" "Don't just stand there, you fucking moron!" "What the hell?" "Never mind." "We are back in business." "Say yeehaa!" "Dear ladies, the situation has changed." "A major bank will open a branch behind that hill - and only the first twenty will get in." "Hooray!" "What are you supposed to think about that?" "I don't know!" "That raises suspicions, but let's banish those thoughts from our eyes." "But this dramatic interlude - means that this race is far from over!" "Faster!" "The right side is full, minus 120, the left side is full." "200." "There are cars in our way." "Lauri Pesonen has driven like a hurricane." "He's right on Leivo's tail with only a few miles to go!" "There's going to be a fantastic climax!" "Overtake from the right." "They'll be mad." "What is Pesonen doing?" "He is next to Leivo..." "He overtakes Leivo!" "Absolutely unbelievable!" "Use the engine!" "We'll win this race if we finish second." "I am number one!" "But Robert Leivo will not give up!" "Shit, this is not good!" "Oh, no!" "This hurts so badly!" "Leivo is out!" "Goddammit!" "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, what a tragedy!" "Have you considered car insurance that covers everything?" "Leivo, that would be perfect for you." "Shithead!" "Stop him!" "Step on it." "Lauri Pesonen crosses the finish line and wins the race!" "What a great guy!" "Even man's fantasy son-In-law." "And the winner of the rally Is Lauri Pesonen." "In addition, our boy Lauri Pesonen..." "Plum." "...will receive a brand-new automobile from Laakkonen's Car." "I've been thinking." "You don't care about the driving school." "Maybe I should teach theory and you could just drive?" "We could be together." "Unless you want to teach." "The job is yours." "No animals or rally drivers were harmed in the making of this film." "Subtitles:" "Arto Vartiainen Broadcast Text"