"WE'LL DIVORCE LATER" "# Take a wife my friend, if you want to get a shake," "# If you want some spice in life, you will get it from your wife!" "# Marriage is a thing that you do without a thought, # if you think about it over a long time your bride will wait." "# Ha hah!" "Ha hah!" "You want to know what will happen" "# Ha hah, Ha hah, You don't say it but you do it!" "# Take a wife my friend, and harmony there'll be," "# With a duet you'll make a trio, and a quartet then will come." "Thomas Edison used to say:" "The most beautiful day of my life has been the one in which I heard the voice of my first phonograph." "But I say that the most beautiful day of my life has been the one in which I was hired as an office boy by the large emporium, "Everything for everyone"." "We grew up together." "You come today to become part of our big family." "When you'll remember this day, you too will say:" "It was the most beautiful of my life." "What you must never forget is that each saleswoman of our company must always have, during work, a smile on her lips, joy in her eyes, courtesy, patience and kindness." "I don't want to be bothered, go to hell!" "And remember that the customer is always right, especially.. when he's wrong." "In order to fulfill this task, you need to be serene and happy." "And to be such, there's only way." "No love!" "Our saleswomen must all be single." "Who gets married, loses her job." "Each of you will have her own apartment in the housing building specially built by us." "But in your apartment, young ladies, you cannot receive nor entertain persons of the opposite sex who are not your close relatives." "You cannot return later than 10:00 pm, excepting special permission from the manager." "It's not just a question of morality, but of performance at work." "Who is it?" "May I?" "Who are you?" "Who let you in?" "No one." "I came in alone, excuse me." "You are the chief of staff?" " Yes, why?" "It's something serious, urgent." " What is it?" "My aunt, it's very serious." " I'm sorry, but I'm no doctor, I don't understand." "My aunt lives in Nevada." " A bit far." "Well, run to her and bon voyage." "Excuse me, I didn't explain myself very well, I'm so upset!" "I'm Grace Peterson's cousin." " Oh!" "And who is Grace Peterson?" "One of your clerks in the music department." "Oh, yes?" "So what?" " This aunt is also her aunt." "She was like a mother to us." "Grace must immediately depart with me for Nevada." "Why didn't you say so?" "Hello?" "Music department?" "Send in Miss Grace Peterson immediately." "Alright, Mr. Gray, I'll send her right away." "Grace!" " Here I am." "What is it?" " The chief of staff wants you." "He wants me?" "Why?" " He didn't say." "Hurry." "Maybe it's for a raise." " Yeah, right!" "I got two fines for poor performance!" "I'll be in trouble again." "What happened?" " They called her to the office." "She'll probably get fired." "She thinks too much of men!" " And you don't?" "But I don't get caught!" "You called, Mr. Gray?" "Miss Peterson, sadly there is some bad news." "Your aunt is sick." " My aunt?" "Yes, the one in Nevada." "It's very serious, we must leave now!" "What's this story?" "I have no aunt!" " But your cousin said.." "Who's my cousin?" " Me!" "He's an impostor, not my cousin!" " But Grace!" "A cad who woos and harasses me!" " Grace!" "I have no aunts nor cousins, leave me alone!" "Sir, I have no words." "The petty subterfuge that you used to deceive my good faith and that of Miss Peterson would deserve grave sanctions!" "I'll simply tell you, there's the door." "And if you want to take a trip to Nevada, do it alone." "My employees have a different ideal:" "Duty!" "Get out!" "I congratulate you." "Your attitude deserves praise, and I give it heartily!" "And now go back to your department." "The incident that you witnessed, may serve as example, young ladies." "I deem it appropriate to remind you that our regulation is inexorable." "Anyone infringing it, will immediately lose job and housing." "What are you still doing here?" " I'm doing the cleaning." "I'm not speaking with you!" " I'm going away." "You should be long gone, the new tenant is already here." "Then there is no hope!" "Not even if I promised never to see him again?" "You shouldn't promise." "When you love to the point of forgetting your duties.." "Turn off that plane!" "And of receiving at home a man, passing him off as brother, you must at least believe in your love and be faithful to it." "Go, dear." "I hope the man you chose will reward you for all that you've lost." "After all, he's a fine young man." "Me in Nevada!" "What on earth were you thinking?" " But Grace, we'd agreed last week!" "You suggested yourself the sick aunt." "I don't remember." "And even if I did, I was wrong." "And then so many things happen in a week!" "But, what happened?" " That I'm fed up, OK?" " With what?" "Your jealousy!" " I'm not talking, even if should!" "Exactly, your pout is unbearable!" "And then, you're stingy." "Stingy?" "Don't I give you anything you ask for?" "That's it!" "I must ask, and I don't like asking!" "You never surprise me!" "Indeed, yes, because you're sneaky." "You spy on me!" "I can't take it anymore!" "Grace, you're not fair." "I admit, I've doubted you.." " See?" "But my doubts were justified!" "Anyone else would have dumped you." "That's what I want!" " Don't say it twice, you'll regret it." "I'll say it ten times: dump me!" "I've had enough of you!" "Grace, you can't be serious!" "You're exasperating, what does it take to make you snap?" "Shall I tell you I cheat?" "Yep, I cheat." "I don't believe you, you're lying!" " Imbecile!" "So long!" " When we do meet again?" " Never!" "I've already told you!" "And don't show up at the store's exit, cause I won't be alone!" "Hello!" " So, how did it go?" "What do you expect?" "Margaret lost her job and was evicted." "Poor Margaret!" " Poor me!" "Love made a fine mess!" "Girls!" "You know it is forbidden to linger here." "Yes, we know." "Bye, Fred!" " Bye!" "Farewell, Margaret." " Good luck." "Lucky you who get to stay!" "Where are we going?" " I don't know." "It's truly barbarous." "A system of medieval torture!" "Such hypocrisy!" "In a taxi you can do anything, but in your home, nothing!" "And since we've no money for taxis, we get squat!" "Can they possibly prevent us girls from enjoying spring?" "Actually, Margaret found her brother in winter!" "At twenty, it's always spring!" " Well, I'll see you." "What will Margaret do now?" " Either she dies.." " Or the sidewalk!" "Jerks!" "They won't even give you severance pay!" "Kicked out just like a thief!" "And what did she steal?" "A few kisses!" "Does the fake brother have a job?" " No way, unemployed." "Unbelievable!" "As soon as we like a guy, he's unemployed!" "Of course, we can't find one that has a job!" "I hate New York!" " What can you do?" "Haven't you ever been in love?" " Of course!" " So, what'd you do?" "I'd go to the movies." "Sometimes the movies won't cut it." "Then I'd stroll." "There are so many deserted streets, and poorly lit." "A nice love!" "You wear out your shoes and catch pneumonia." "Love is something else." " Change your life, change job." "I wish!" "But I need to find it first." "And who wants to risk becoming unemployed these days?" "Here we have a house, daily bread, heat in winter, the radio, and we end up reading novels." "By the way, can I borrow this novel?" " Which one?" "This one." "There's a lot of passion in it." "I don't know, Fanny is reading it." " I'll take it the same." "Bye, I'm going to eat." " What are you eating tonight?" "Tea and jam." " If you want you can stay with us." "What's for dinner?" " Until Fanny returns, I don't know." "Well, I've already got the book, I won't overdo it." "Bye, Grace." " Bye." "A consomme." "Roast goose!" "Spinach flan." "Lobster!" "Chicken in jelly!" "Bismarck steak!" "Roast beef!" " Fillet with mayonnaise." "Fanny, the register isn't a piano!" "I'm sick!" "Miss Maud is late and supposed to replace me!" "You must be patient." "Of course!" "You're patient with her because you like her." "I like you when you're angry." " No, I make you laugh." "Maud instead makes me dizzy!" " Pheasant jelly!" "Good evening." "About time!" "32 minutes late!" "Yesterday 16!" "If we go on like this, I'll be here all night." "Well, no one's waiting for you." " Sure, I'm a good girl." " Big deal!" "What's in the bundle, can I see?" " Er.." "Leftovers from the kitchen." "Our venue doesn't give leftovers to customers, and so.." " OK." "But don't rob the pantry!" " Oh, no way, Mr. Lynch!" "Good night." " Good night." "Maud, Fanny is right." "You're always late." "You shouldn't take advantage." "I'm too good." "I like you a lot, but.." "Sorry, Mr. Lynch, tomorrow I'll try to be on time." " OK." "Hello, Mickey." " Hello, Fanny." " How come you're here?" " Just passing." "You want me to take you home?" " Yes, thank you." "I brought you a small gift." " I see." "You've argued with Grace again." "She left me." " Again?" "She's heartless, egotistical and a liar!" "Well.. not a liar." "She cheats and has the nerve to tell me." " Then you're lucky she left you." "But I can't live without her." " Then tolerate her." " I would!" "It's she who can't tolerate me!" "You need to.." " Fine, I'll talk to her." "Another compact!" "It's the fifth!" "You got no imagination!" "It must be true." "Grace always says so too." "Grace, where are you?" " In the water." "What did you bring?" " Ham, half a can of salmon.." "Half?" " The other was used for the fish dish." "There's a bit of cake, you want to see?" " No, I trust you." "Say, Grace, you want to buy a compact?" "Look, it's very cute." "It's a deal." " You saw Mickey." "How'd you know?" " Whenever we fight you've got something to sell." "He gave me a ride and.." " Don't even bother." "You said so many times." " This time it's over!" "It's over!" "?" " Yes." "Give me the bathrobe." "But, what's with you?" " There's something new in my life." "I'm in love." " One of your whims." " No, this time I'm really in love." "Since when?" " Since three days." "And you tell me now?" " Before I wasn't sure, but now he's talking marriage." "You're leaving?" "What about me?" "Don't be afraid, I didn't accept." " Then he's not rich." "No." " How could you ever fall in love with one who's not rich?" "Chopin." " What?" " I met him at the store." " Chopin?" "Him!" "He wanted to buy a violin, and he played Chopin in such a way.." "The next day I met him again." "I preferred to go walking with him than go with Mickey!" "It must be love." "It's him!" "He's a busker." " What do you mean?" "All great musicians started that way." "And then he plays just for me, isn't it poetic?" "Good evening." "Oh God, now they'll arrest him!" " Looks like it." "They mistook me for an itinerant busker." " And you're not?" " No, I'm just.." "an itinerant sweetheart." "Two dollars." " Gosh, I wouldn't believe it!" "As a fine." "But I don't do it because I think it'd be hard for you to pay it." "Thank you." " And now, scram!" "How complicated life is!" "We're young, free, but nothing doing, understand?" "Oh, sure!" " Mind you, he even asked me to marry!" "If you do, you'll lose your job." " He said he would find me another." "Let him find one first!" " That's what I told him." " And he?" "He looked me in the eye.." "When he looks at me so, I lose all will." "I'm afraid he's a hypnotist!" "What do you want?" " I'm from the phone company, there is a fault in the house." "We've been waiting since morning, that's no way to do business." "Tell the management, not me." "Where is the faulty phone?" "Apartment 312, sixth floor." "Take the second elevator." "Thank you." "Young ladies!" "How many times must I repeat that I hate noise in the hallways?" "I'm surprised at you, Miss Helen, who are.." "A man!" "?" "Who are you?" "What do you want?" " Apartment 312, please." "I came to repair the phone." "Down at the end." " Thank you." "Who's that?" " He's doing the phones." "Now go into your apartments!" "May I?" "Anyone here?" "May I?" "You here?" " Me, here." "But it's forbidden!" " Why, is this a nunnery?" "Worse!" "How'd you do it?" " I brought.." "Speak softly!" "If they hear the voice of a man!" "Fanny, close the door!" "Fanny, my roommate." " I am.." "No, I'm up to date." " I'm so pleased." "Now go away, they'll kick me out!" "They just threw out a girl for this!" "Don't worry, I'm authorized." "Where's the phone?" " There." "You said the phone was dead and I pretended to be a repairman." "You're not so stupid, Sir." " Thank you." "But I advise you to go away, on behalf of Grace." "Your friend is nagging!" "Then, I really should go?" "Fanny, would you see if in the kitchen.." " I'll run!" "Done?" "Go, go ahead, don't mind me." "Was it wrong for me to come?" " Very!" " Don't lie, Grace!" "Just earlier, you said.." " Shut up!" " OK!" "I won't say a word." "But tell him to pretend to repair the phone." "If someone comes.." "She's unbearable, that one!" "They won't come by surprise here." "Of course!" " We can't even lock the door." "There!" "You can't do anything." "This is serious." "Because I, instead.." " What?" "I had planned to spend the night here." " Phil!" "Anything would have been fine:" "a chair, an armchair,.." "the couch." " Why?" "The beds are large." " Fanny, shame!" "What are you thinking?" "I meant that you and I could share the same bed." "I meant nothing else." " Easy for you to say!" "You're not employed here, you don't run any risks!" "I don't want absolutely to cause.." "No, no." "I'll go away." "Where, I don't know." " You no longer live with your friends?" "No, they annoyed me." " And your stuff?" "They held it as indemnity." " What people!" "No, poor things!" "They lost out too." "Yet you don't seem the type that sleeps on a bench." " Thank you." "I don't know, you look like a man who for fun pretends to be a bum." "Don't be smart or I'll get mad." " Your beard is well shaved!" "No, it seems so because it's blonde, but it pricks, I assure you." "Really, I know nothing about phones." "I think I ruined it altogether." "Well, I'd better get going, moreover it seems that you are about to dine." "It'd be the right time to stay." " I'm afraid." " You?" "I'm afraid I'd make a gross spectacle." " An appetite is never gross." "It's gross when you've just fasted." "Am I really invited?" "May I?" " Sit down." "Then I'll eat." "Sorry if I don't speak, but.." "Good evening." "Where's the phone to repair?" " Again?" "How's that?" " Before, no one comes, now two at a time!" "Why, there's another one?" " Yes, he's still upstairs." "Well, then I'll go on." " Wait a minute." "Hello?" "Yes, it's me." "Another workman?" "Let him come up immediately!" "With your violin can't you earn a living?" "And yet he's so good!" " It's an injustice!" "You see, he has no common sense." "He's in love with you, while a rich and mature divorcee would ensure his future." "Cynical." "You are cynical." "Instead I'm romantic, my aspirations are very modest." "To me, a very small house, like this one, would be fine." "A beloved woman nearby.." " A hearty lunch.." " Vulgarity!" "Bravo!" "Now that you've fed, open up the tap of poetry and idealism!" "She's irritating!" "She won't let people dream!" "Why don't you kick her out?" "First, with my restaurant, supplies are assured." "Then we love each other, and lastly I pay my share." "Grace is a business woman, exactly what you need." "Marry her!" "I don't ask for better!" "But now, today, tomorrow morning!" "Stop it you two." "You know that's not possible." "Is this a Chinese torture?" "We're in love, at night, I bet, we have the same dreams!" " Phil, please!" "And we must be content with dreams." "It's barbaric!" "Miss Grace Peterson!" "What is this intruder doing in your apartment?" "You already know." "I'm here for the phone." "The real one's in the hallway." "You are an impostor!" "Miss, you know the rules?" "What have I got to do with it?" "I thought he was sent by the telephone company." "I don't know him." " Oh, no?" " No, I haven't had the pleasure" "But I see 3 places." "You treat him very nicely for a stranger!" "He was hungry, we thought.." "I don't live alone here." "It's shouldn't be supposed, not even remotely.." "Fanny, you tell her." " Right.." "There's nothing to say, in the morning you're out." "We have to go?" " You shouldn't even stay till tomorrow!" "You, young man, go away!" "Why don't you tell the truth?" " Are you crazy?" "Oh, there's more?" "Let's hear it, then!" "Who is this man?" " I got no secrets, I don't belong to the firm." " So?" "He's here for me, he's my fiancé." " Your.." "Like I believe that!" " Yes, my fiancé!" "Hers!" "I couldn't object, the rule doesn't prohibit a guest to receive her fiancé!" "Is that true?" " If she says so." "You seem, how can I say this, for a girl like Fanny, too handsome." "What can you do?" "It's love!" " And when's the wedding?" "We don't know exactly." " Ah, you don't know." "No, because we can't find any housing." "Right, Phil?" "Yeah, I don't know where to turn, we can't seem to find the right price." "If that's why, then get married." "Until you have found a home," "I authorize you to live here." "Guests of Grace." "And beware: if you don't get married, it'd mean he was here for Grace." "Then, you know what awaits you." "Young man, follow me." "Miss." "Bye, Fanny." " Farewell, Phil." "Where did your coworker go?" " My coworker?" "The phone technician." "What are you doing there?" " He's checking my phone." "Your phone isn't defective." "I don't need you, you can go." "You shouldn't have let a man come in!" "I didn't let anybody in." "And then, why be unfair?" "He went into Grace's room." " That's different." "He's Fanny's fiancè." " Her fiancè?" "Fanny has a fiancè?" "Come, Mr.." " Gilder." "Phil Gilder." "And now?" " Nothing, the danger's past, but he must never come back!" "And the wedding?" " We'll say that it didn't work out in the end." "And I'll be fired." "You know she didn't believe us." "Don't look at me." " If you wanted.." "To do what?" " The marriage idea isn't so absurd." "You want me to marry him?" " Pro forma, the real wife would be me!" "When he gets a job, you'll divorce and we'll marry." "This way she won't suspect a thing." " Grace, you're crazy!" "Since it's Fanny, we all love her and she's a good girl." "She's no beauty.." " No, definitely not." " But she's so good." "Hardworking, honest, serious." "Especially serious, not like the others." "The others?" " Lord, these modern girls!" "Fanny is old school." " I see that." "I put my hand in the fire for her." " Even her friend, Grace, she seems.." "She seems!" "That's just it: she seems." "Dear Mr. Gilder, she's a sly one." " Really?" " Yes." "Fanny, on the other hand, probably hasn't even kissed a man." "You have chosen well, you're lucky." "Yes, of course!" " Where did you meet her?" "At the restaurant." " Excuse me, but how do you earn a living?" "My violin." "If I may, I'll go and get it." "I left it.." "Later!" "So you're a musician?" " Yes, I lead an orchestra." "And so young, that's good!" "Tell me about your life, I'm very interested." "You know you owe me." " I don't owe you this!" "As soon as we're on our feet, you'll divorce and I'll marry him." " You dream!" "There wouldn't be any problems, because you're my friend." "You're selfish." " It's in your best interest too." "Divorced women have good luck." " That so?" "It's a statistical fact." "You believe in facts, right?" "Thanks to us you'll be divorced!" "Maybe someone.." "No way!" "I don't like your Paganini!" " You won't have to have contact with him." "I'm not worried about me but him." "He may claim his rights.." "Don't worry, he can't stand you." "The feeling's mutual." " It was your idea!" "and it's the first favor I ever asked, you can't refuse." "You call this a favor?" " Five minutes before the pastor and boom, you're done." "And where am I supposed to sleep?" " Wherever you want, we'll work it out." "How much do I get?" " What?" " Business is business, I run the risk." "He may be a thief or a nut and decide he doesn't want to get divorced." "How much do I get?" " You're gross." " Like his appetite." "Who'll mend his socks?" " I will!" " If he makes me do it?" "You gotta pay." "20." " No, dear, not less than 200 dollars plus tips." "You know I have no money!" " You have 400 in the bank." "Let's do 120." " 200 dollars, take it or leave it." "With that hunger, that beard!" "200 dollars is a bargain." "Fanny, where are you?" " I'm here, what is it?" "Is it true you're getting married?" " It looks like it." " Where'll you live?" "Here." " Here!" " Only in the beginning." "By permission of the headmistress." "It'll be tough for you to have him in the house." "He'll be home while I work and leave at night." "He works at night?" " Yeah!" " Is he a journalist?" "A busker." " Nonsense!" "All players move about." "They play here, there." " What do you want as a wedding gift?" "Each of us'll pitch in to make you happy." "Thanks, you're so nice." "You really want to?" " Yes!" "A wedding here is revolutionary!" "Then we need to make a list, else you'll get me something I already have." "Let me see, I need.." " A compact?" "For heaven's sake, no!" "Let's start with stockings." "Six pairs of stockings?" " I'll get those." "Six pairs of stockings.." "Helen." "I'm so happy for Fanny." "You're very good." " And I'm very happy to have met you." "Don't worry about finding a house." "Meanwhile, I hope you'll enjoy it here." " Thanks, I hope so too." "Goodbye." " Bye, Miss." "May I go get my violin?" " Just a moment, though!" "Try not to be seen." " Thank you." "A silk raincoat." "Make sure it's silk, OK?" "Jean." "This is what I need, anything else is up to you." "And the honeymoon?" " I can't, I work." "I say have your honeymoon here!" "How nice!" " We'll come to see you often." "Listen girls, if he's coming here it's only for a short time." "I don't want a convention of sighs in my home." " You're testy tonight!" "When can we see him?" " Can I get married first?" "Girls, pack off, it's getting late." " Congratulations!" " Thanks." "Good night." "Goodbye!" "Imagine, Fanny getting married!" " He's not even ugly." "How did she do it?" " I never could find one to marry me." "It's him!" "Good evening." " Good evening!" "Again?" "You really want to ruin me?" "I came to pick up the violin, I've permission." "I'm serious now, you really have to marry her!" "Who?" " Fanny." "We've come to an agreement." "You'll live here." "When we can marry, you can divorce." "What do you think?" "Wait a minute." " Don't you want to?" "It's just that.. your friend, pardon me if I'm brutally honest," "I really don't like her." " And why should you?" "You won't even have to kiss her." " You say that now but later.." "Later, my foot!" " I accepted because I can trust Fanny." "But we must agree on the price." "She wants 200 dollars. - 200?" "What do you think?" " I haven't got it!" " Not you, her." "Well, if you have it.." "but it seems too expensive." "Not a penny less." "That'll be my dowry money when I get married for real." "Who gets the wedding gifts?" " We do!" "You get 200!" "No, dear, I want them too." "For sentimental reasons." "I'll want to show them to my second husband." " I love you so for doing this!" "And me?" " Because you're homeless." "I forbid you to doubt my feelings!" "You don't have the right to prohibit anything!" "But what do you care?" "There are some husbands who out of selfishness.. agreed?" "I want a written statement that when I ask for a divorce, she'll grant it!" " You think I want to keep you?" "You never know." " Conceited impudence!" "Mind your words." " I'll make 100 statements!" "I don't want anybody like you:" "a good for nothing bum!" "If she don't stop, I'll smack her." " Me, stop!" "I'll repeat it morning, noon and night:" "you're a good for nothing jerk!" "You speak like that to me?" " Yes, you're my fiancè, jerk!" "And your playing sucks!" " Yeah?" " Grace can't tell, but I can and you're a dog!" "I'm a dog?" " Yes, don't you hurt me!" "You're a dog, a homeless dog!" "Say it again, snake!" "I won't say it again, but I'll think it!" "If you touch me, I'll tell everybody the truth!" "Please, don't, for me." " OK, I won't for you." "Until the wedding day, don't step in here again." "Fanny, he's your fiancè." " Exactly, beat it!" "LONG LIVE THE BRIDE AND GROOM" "And with a joyful heart that interprets the feeling for all," "I perform the pleasant duty to express the deep emotion that this ceremony has aroused in those who love you." "Marriage, for those who've renounced its joys, seems a kind of chimera." "None better than us can appreciate your happiness." "But you can taste the fruit forbidden to us." "Enjoy it, and be worthy of the good fortune crowning your union." "I embrace you, young man." "And in this embrace, there's everything." "I'll be forever grateful to you." "Only a friend like you could do this." "You see that?" "He's kissing them all." " What do I care?" "It's customary." "It was customary 100 years ago." "Now, it makes you look stupid." " Is that so?" "Just wait." "If I were you, I'd slap that dead cat silly!" "For 200 dollars, I wouldn't break a glass." "Whatever, if you prefer to be a doormat." "It's my turn!" " No, it's mine!" "Are you going to hog him all night?" " How pushy you are!" "Hey!" "Why don't you play, darling?" "You play so well." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" " Please, play." "Willingly." "May I?" " Please, Maestro." "You got to hear this!" "Stop fooling around or else this'll end badly!" "Should I do it with you so they notice everything?" "It's true, but I'm so jealous!" "Then there's Helen!" "How can you doubt me?" "I married Fanny for your sake!" "You're right, forgive me." "I'm an idiot." "Be good, anyone can come in!" "Excuse me." "Shall we dance?" " Yes, let's dance!" " This time you'll dance with us too." "Now they're going too far, Fanny is tired." "She's right." "Come on, dear." "Ladies!" "We mustn't forget that today they have crowned their dream of love, we mustn't keep them too long from their desire for privacy." "They're entitled to a bit of intimacy." "Come on, guys." "Thank you." "Thanks to all." "May you be happy as you deserve." "Good night, girls." " Good night." "Good night." " Where are you going?" "To sleep." " Where?" " In my home!" "You lack tact, my girl!" "Tonight your home.." "Yeah, Grace, you can't." " You must leave them be." "A wedding night shouldn't have witnesses." "You'll be my guest tonight." "But I can't.." " Grace, don't insist, it's not nice." "In our hearts, we'll all be inside there." "You should have known this." " Let me at least get my pajamas." "I'll lend you one." " Come, come." "How thrilling must a wedding night be!" "The first tender kisses, she trembles, he becomes bold.." "You think they'll turn off the light?" " What do I know, Miss?" "I'm sleepy!" "Aren't you thinking about those two lovers?" " No." "Lucky them." "What's Grace doing?" " How impatient she must be to join you!" "There's no one here, be polite." "Too confusing." "I'm tired of waiting, I'm sleepy!" "Me too." "At least we agree on one thing." "I'll go look for her." " Don't move!" "If you're seen, there'll be a scandal!" "Alright." "Then I'll go to bed." "And where are you sleeping?" " On the couch." "Turn off the light." " Why?" " I don't want you spying on me as I undress." "Spy on you?" "What a show that would be!" "Girls like you are curious and indiscreet." "I'm a good girl." " You've no choice!" "Jerk!" " Knock it off!" "I don't even like your voice!" "You think yours is beautiful?" " Be quiet!" "Where are you going?" " To change." "Could you close the door?" "What, you don't want to spy on me?" "That would take the cake!" " Monkey!" "What are you doing?" " Nothing." "I was looking for a hankie." " Are you crying?" "No, absolutely not." "I understand." "But you must be content knowing at least they're happy." "Fanny!" "Fanny!" "Phil!" " What do you want?" " Where's Fanny?" "She left early." "She got it in her head that I snore!" "She said she couldn't sleep all night and she was going in to work early." "And I thought.." " What?" "That you were bathing together." " Are you off your rocker?" "Sorry, I'm so nervous!" "I spent a night in hell." " Where?" "With the headmistress." "She didn't want me to disturb you." "She talked all night about what was happening here." "I could've strangled her." "But where did Fanny sleep?" " On the couch, I think." "Won't you give me one kiss?" " I'll give you ten, but I must dry off." "Come in!" " Are you already here?" "And you?" "On any other Sunday, you sleep till noon." "Instead we got up early." "Do you mind?" " What do I care?" "Where's Fanny?" " At work." " On a day like this?" "They didn't allow her." " I wanted to ask her so many things." "And him.. is he here?" " He's in the bathroom, he's usually there for hours." "How would you know?" " Fanny told me!" " We'll wait." " Good morning, ladies!" "Good morning, Phil!" " Thank you." "We've brought you breakfast." "What a nice idea!" "Which do you prefer?" " Everything." "Excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom." " Go ahead and make yourself comfortable." "Girls, isn't anybody waiting for you?" "You usually have so many dates." "No, today we're free." "And you?" " Weren't you going to the furrier?" "Which furrier?" " A relative." "A very distant one." " Distant my foot!" "You don't want to stay in my place all day, do you?" "Don't worry, we'll go away soon." "We thought we'd all go together for breakfast in the countryside." "Gladly, but I can't, I just got married." "We'll ask Fanny ourselves." "You can't stay here all day!" "I'll call her right away." "Hello, The Blue Bird?" "Mrs. Gilder?" "There's no Mrs. Gilder here." "Ah, Fanny!" "No, she's not here yet." "Wait, here she is." " Good morning." "Ma'am." "Ah, right!" " A call from home." " Thank you." "Hello?" "Yes, it's me." "What?" "For my part, he can go wherever he likes." "Breakfast together?" "Then bring some money, because I left my husband without a penny." "Congratulations, Mrs. Fanny." "You'll feel different this morning." " Why?" "Ah, right!" "Completely transformed!" "When will meet your husband?" "Will he come today?" "No, not today." " He's too tired, eh?" "And you too mustn't tire yourself." " But I'm fine." "Good day to the bride!" " Good day, Mr. Lynch." "Let me see you!" "Yes, marriage has transformed you!" "Really?" " Even if I didn't know it, I could tell from your face." "You're finally a woman!" " What then was I before?" "You have a certain something.." "Your eyes are shining." "You wearing some lipstick." "You won't mind if I'm less formal with you?" "Why ask?" " You're no longer little Fanny, you're Mrs. Gilder." "Then give me a raise." " When you have children." "Do me a favor: have them in August." "There's less work here and you can get off." "I'll try to accommodate you." "We must thank Fanny for this nice day." "Why?" " Because she let you come with us." "And because she didn't come." "If she were here, it wouldn't be as fun." "Wives, you know, are so jealous." "They fear others will take away their man, even with just a look." "Are you very much in love?" " Yes, quite." "Grace is a beautiful girl." " What's this about Grace?" "Nothing, I meant that Grace is a close friend of Fanny and wouldn't like me to talk about her." "She's so moralistic." "Grace should mind her own business, like that poor furrier." "Her cousin?" " Yes, one of many cousins!" "That girl has so many relatives like that!" "Shall we dance?" " No." "What is it?" " Nothing, Helen is always stuck to Phil!" "But his wife's not here." " We're still friends." "You'd like to be in her place, eh?" " Me?" "You don't know me at all." "I know you too well!" " Go to hell!" "Now, we'll see!" "You know what your husband did all day?" "Flirted with everyone!" " No fun!" "What do I care?" "I kept my bargain, the rest is your business." "If you want to argue though, go outside, I want to sleep." "I work, I'm not an unemployed like that guy!" "Me leave?" "You got the 200 dollars, you get out!" "If it weren't for me, justifying your presence here, you'd have to leave too." " Blackmailer!" "Stop being mean to Fanny!" "And if you keep on fooling around, you'll be sorry." "You think you can scare me?" "I'm not the furrier!" " What?" "You understand well enough." " This is from those vipers!" "What'd they say?" "You know better than me." " Nothing is true!" "Nothing!" "Nothing seems too little." " Phil, I forbid.." "Stop it, if they hear us arguing, they'll think we have some polygamy going on!" "She's right, it's better I say nothing." " Exactly." "Forget it, it's not worth it." "I told you he was a jerk." "Thank God I didn't marry him!" " Let's not joke around!" "What are you doing?" " Going to bed." "You're crazy, get away from there!" " And where do I sleep?" "On the couch!" "Be grateful that we don't throw you out on the street!" "Goodnight, hubby!" "What's going on?" " It's for me, I'm going to work." "But I don't have to go!" "You could have a little consideration." "The unemployed have the right to sleep as much as they want." "Where's Grace?" " She's at work." "Get up!" "Dorothy's coming to do the beds." "If she sees you there, what'll she think?" "Now Dorothy too!" "Tell her to come later." "Where are you going?" " I'm entitled to a bed, that couch is torture!" "Nice excuse!" "I'd like to see where you slept before!" "Are you staying there all day?" "For what I have to do.." " Look for a job!" "That's none of your business!" " Yes, it is and how!" "The sooner you work, the sooner we divorce." "I don't want to be your wife!" " You're telling me?" "An opportunity may come by, a serious husband, and I don't want to lose it." "You think it's easy to find work?" " Staying in bed, no." "Read the ads in the newspapers!" "Help wanted.." "Here we go!" "Wanted teacher.." "Wanted violin teacher for a Hungarian orchestral." "Interviews from 9 to 10." "89 52nd street." "I'm not a teacher." " You're just lazy!" "They want a teacher." "How would I look if they asked for credentials?" "I pity you." "You think that all teachers have a diploma?" "All the great artists were self-taught." "I never knew what that meant, now I do:" "one who never studied, like you." "The Hungarian orchestra wouldn't take the self-taught." "Try it!" "Go in there with your violin, begin to play and whatever they say, pretend you don't understand." "They'll think you're a gypsy and take you." "You think so?" " I'm sure." "One moment, Hungarian orchestra will be all dressed in red." "I'm not going!" "I won't look like a shrimp, I have my pride!" " How lazy!" "This is why you'll end up in the street!" "Stop it or you'll get it!" " At least you know how to do something: hit women." "Don't piss me off." " There are no witnesses, go for it!" "Give me the violin!" "56th Street?" " 52nd!" "Too far." " Why don't you walk?" "It's from 9 am to 10." "It's late, I'll go there tomorrow." "You are an sorry human being." "It's better that I leave." "And don't come home too early!" "Grace and I have a right to a bit of privacy." "I'll get you a ticket and you can go to movies." "If not, I'll put poison in the soup!" "No wife, no home." "Bye, dear!" "Don't go and get hit by a bus!" " Don't you worry!" "Good morning." " Hello, Dorothy." "Do you mind?" " Of course not." "Go ahead." "You seem in a bad mood." " Yes, I'm out of cigarettes!" "May I offer you one?" " No, you mustn't put yourself out." "Well.." "After all, here everyone loves me." "Well, not everyone.." "Who doesn't?" " A secret, I can't say." "But I'm not pleased." "What's wrong?" " My dignity." "I've always worked little and always eaten little too." "So in my life I had to bear the punishment." "Not here, though." "I do nothing and everyone loves me." "Even Dorothy's cigarettes." "It's demeaning." "I should work." "You're an artist." " Maybe the others think so, but between us.." "You're not an artist?" " Yes, I am." "But it's not an excuse to do nothing!" "You have so much time ahead of you." "What does your wife think?" "Nothing." "Nothing at all." "She works." "It's truly unseemly." "If another was doing what I do, I would despise him." "Tomorrow?" "And what will I do tonight without an orchestra?" "Close?" "Nice!" "I really need your advice!" "Sure, he has another commitment!" "To hell with the show!" "What do you want?" " I need to talk, Mr. Lynch." " Later." " It's urgent." "Then hurry." " I want to change shift." "What do you want?" " The night shift." " You must be joking." " I'm not joking." "Come on, for the night shift you need to be strong!" " My health is very strong!" "No, you need more curves, more sex appeal!" "It was for my husband, he works at night, when he works, and then I'd be coordinated with him." "Fanny, don't insist." " And for the money, my husband is unemployed." "Now I understand why he married you." "What does he do?" "Plays." "He's an artist." " What does he play?" "The violin, very well." " Does he have an orchestra?" " I don't know.. yes, I think!" "In fact, certainly!" " Where can I find him?" "In bed." " Call him!" "Hello?" " Are you the unemployed violinist?" "That's me, why?" " You really know how to play?" "Boor!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "He hung up." "Call him again." "No, it won't work, he won't accept." "He turned down an offer just because they wanted to dress him in red." "Leave it to me, call him." "Call him!" "Hello?" " Don't you have a small orchestra of unemployed people like you?" "I have my own, top notch." "Well, get dressed and come to the Blue Bird, 26th Road, number 42." "OK." "How did he know I wasn't dressed?" "Don't tell him I work here!" " Doesn't he know?" "No, he doesn't." "And then he might think it was me who got him hired and he probably wouldn't accept." "He's so proud." "But he'll see you here." " Yes, but once he's here.." "Dress a little nicer, OK?" "And go get your hair done." "You need an advance?" " There's no need." "Goodbye." " Goodbye, dear." "Fanny?" " She's not here." " And Phil?" " Mr. Gilder went out this morning." "Where did he go?" " He didn't say." " Thanks, Dorothy." "Hello?" " This the Blue Bird." "I'd like to talk to Fanny, I'm her friend." " She's not here." "Has she left?" " She hasn't come yet." "Isn't she working?" " No, she has the night shift." "And where was she today?" " How the heck do I know!" "Come in!" "Your friend's not here." "May I?" " Wait, you want to speak with your husband?" "He's here." "Who are these people?" " My orchestra." "Original, isn't it?" "They look like escapees!" " Sir, these people toured America!" "Yes, on foot!" "And a tuxedo?" "How dare you?" " At least you'll be presentable." "There's a friend of your wife on the phone." "If you want to talk to her." "Hello?" "Is that you, Grace?" " What are you doing there?" "I'm playing." " Don't joke." "I'm serious." "I was hired with my orchestra, a very good contract." "Right now we're trying it out, but if we like it, we'll stay." "Aren't you coming home?" " No, we'll be playing all night." "And when will I see you?" " Have patience, Grace." "What patience!" "I work all day and you play all night!" "I can't play during the day, unless I go to park." "I had you marry Fanny for this?" "I thought marriage would be different." "Grace, I have to go." "Good night." " Bye." "Come in." "May I?" " Of course, dear." "Such a lovely robe." "But it's all for naught." " What is?" "The mis-en-scene." "Phil is not here and he's not coming." "Did he leave?" " No, but you won't see him all the same." "He works at night." "# There's an orchestra in time that's truly quite the find" "# That lets the music flow and flow, but the bandleader doesn't know," "# In the heart of every instrument, there's hidden some sentiment, # that pours forth its torment, for those who happiness know." "# Blow the cornet, blow with sweet languor," "# Puts on a flirting show with the saxophone tenor." "# The violin in love, sighs its love still," "# The clarinet like a dove its love does trill." "# Ah hah!" "Ah hah!" "The bass drum goes zum pah pah!" "# Ah hah!" "Ah hah!" "Your mother-in-law goes gaga!" "# The trombone does the scherzo, but it just won't do," "# The flute is sad, so it whistles its tune too." "# Blow the cornet, blow with sweet languor," "# Puts on a flirting show with the saxophone tenor." "# The violin in love, sighs its love still," "# The clarinet like a dove its passion does trill." "# Ah hah!" "Ah hah!" "The bass drum goes zum pah pah!" "# Ah hah!" "Ah hah!" "Your mother-in-law goes gaga!" "# The trombone does the scherzo, but it just won't do," "# The flute is sad, so it whistles its tune too." "Bravo!" "Formidable, those guys, congratulations!" "You have more luck than brains." "# Like the last vision of youth," "# There's no shadow tonight, in which you don't appear." "# Then my heart breaks, sad memories, I can't forget." "# You see the break in my heart, is worth the pain again." "Not bad, right?" "# Come and dance, this languid tango." "# Don't ask why I tremble and cry so." "# Like in a dream, the violin invites us once more." "# Like in a dream, we find our destiny like before." "You should've said that you've got what it takes!" "Well done, dear." "# Come and dance, this languid tango." "Interesting, isn't it?" " Yes, not bad, she must be a newcomer here." "Thank you." "Jealous?" " Me?" "Please." "It's part of his profession." "May I?" " Excuse me, Maestro, who is that girl at the counter?" "She must be the cashier." " I understand that, but.." "If you're interested, why don't you ask her?" "Good idea, thank you." "Bob Roberts." " Fanny." "Fanny!" "Cheers!" " Cheers!" "Is he your brother?" " No, he's my boyfriend." "I'd never marry a violinist." " Why not?" "It must be fun." "Fun to know your husband'll be there all night among all those women?" "If I were to marry a musician, he'd only play on the radio." "But they're not musicians." " What are they then?" "Records." " Silly!" "Now that they're both making money, they'll get a house and live far away." "Girls, don't worry about what they'll do." "Go to sleep, it's late." "Good night!" "A whiskey." "Another one!" " Mickey!" "Mickey, don't you recognize me?" "I must be drunk." "I see you well." "To the memories!" " To the memories!" "How nice you are!" "The previous violinist was nice too, but you're much more, much more!" "I'm touched, you can't tell, but I'm touched." "How old are you?" " Why do you care?" "I don't, but I'm 19." " 19?" "I just turned it yesterday." " Congratulations." "You want my phone number?" " Why not?" "I love you!" "Don't forget it." " No, I'll never forget it." "See you tomorrow." " See you tomorrow." "Good night!" " Good night." "Fanny, you know I don't believe in small talk." "Seven and four.." " Eleven." "Plus three is fourteen." " You're incredible." "There's no denying it, incredible." "Congratulations." " Thank you." "But you drink too much!" " Bottoms up!" "You need to get the customers to drink, but don't be too familiar with them." "And don't focus on just one or else the others will be offended." "That Bob was glued to you.." " You didn't like that, eh!" "Yes.." "I mean, no!" "I shouldn't say anything." "I'm your boss but I'm also your friend." "I'm also your husband's friend." " Tom, knock it off." "I know how certain friendships end up." "Grace told me." " Who is Grace?" "My husband's fiancèe." "It's better to talk about tomorrow, eh?" "But that Bob!" " I won't hang around him anymore, OK?" "You are incredible!" "Hey, Gilder!" "Gilder!" "What is it?" " Forgetting something?" "What?" " Your wife!" "That's right, she's got the house keys." "Move it!" "See you tomorrow." "Good night." " Good night." "Good night!" " Good night." "Take a taxi!" "Did you tell you Tom Lynch about me?" "Me?" " It couldn't have been anyone else." "Then I owe the job to you." "But I don't like to say "thank you"." "No matter." " I don't want make a big deal of it.. but you know what I mean." "What?" " I saw the way that Tom looked at you." "He's short-sighted." " No, he noticed that you're different." "That you look better." "Therefore he can see alright!" "I don't want to have a violin in my hand, while my wife and boss are making music." "I'm not your wife." " But others believe it." "Tomorrow I quit." " My foot!" "You have to work, I want a divorce." "But why the night shift?" " You see, you earn more." "Besides, I can make acquaintances that may come useful when we divorce." "And I thought you were a good girl!" " I'm not anymore since I married you." "In the end you're right, I don't need to work." "Have you found a treasure?" " Yes, you." "What?" "You think I want to support you?" "Whether it's you or your concubine, it's all the same." " Show Grace some respect!" "Isn't she your concubine?" " She's my fiancèe." "The marriage is only postponed." " Concubine!" "Stop it or I'll throw you out!" " Do it!" "Fanny, don't piss me off!" "Good morning." "What have you been doing?" " We were working." "I worked." "You did something else." "You say that to me?" "Watch it, or I'll tell her all!" " What?" "Nothing." "Grace has too much respect for me." "Right, Grace?" " I'll give you "respect"!" " Don't you trust your Phil?" "Come to bed, we'll settle this tomorrow!" "I'm not getting up!" " Sleep, stupid!" "Li.." "listen well, goo.. good lady." "Maybe I didn't explain it well." "I'm not a creditor." "I'm Ga.." "Ga.." "Gary Wicker, give me connection." "No answer?" "You've been saying that all afternoon!" "Go and see!" " Beat down the door!" "Call the firemen!" " Wake him up!" "He must come to work!" "I get it!" "I'm not allowed!" "Do as you wish!" " What's going on?" "Miss, I'm fed up!" "They've been calling for Mr. Gilder all day." "Look." "Maybe they're out." " I would've seen." " The phone is probably dead again." "Hurry, snail." "I don't want to be late." "You've been primping for two hours." "There's no need to wait for me, you can start going." "Another dress." "Grace gave it to you?" "No, I bought it with my money, it's an original." "An old one." " But an original." "Come in." "You're up?" "Didn't you hear the phone?" "Oh!" "Excuse me." "We worked all night and Fanny's not feeling well." "I see." "Many people have called you." "Miss Bares: 4 times." "Mr. Rubens: 3 times for Fanny." "Your buddies every half hour, they're waiting at rehearsal." "Finally 3 times by Grace and Helen." "It doesn't say for whom." "My dears, I'd like to make a suggestion." " Please do." "If your means allow it, now that you have jobs, you should find your own place." "You'd be much more comfortable." "I speak against my interests, because I'm glad to have you here." "But for Grace's sake and the others, it'd be better if you lived elsewhere." "Is it possible?" " Yes!" " We've thought about it." "We were afraid to seem ungrateful." " My husband has a heart of gold and.." "I know, but it's worse to be too soft." "Better a strong break to get away from the smoke of the fire." "I hope I was understood." " Of course." " Then, I'll go." "Mr. Gilder, it'll be sad not to hear your violin anymore." "You're too kind." " It'd better for all if you go." "Good evening." " Good evening." "There's Grace." " You're scared, eh?" "I want to avoid an argument." "In order to play, I need peace." "Hi, dear." " Welcome back." "I phoned ten times!" " It says three." " I demand an explanation." "What did you want to tell me this morning?" " Sorry, got to go." "Ask him!" "Wait, I'm coming too!" " You stay, Fanny knows the way." "Grace, I don't want to be late on my second night." "Who's waiting for you?" "A woman?" " My job." "What, to get drunk?" " Grace, I was just a little tired." "It was the first night, the excitement, the success." "I was a big hit." "With the ladies?" " Do you have a fixation?" " No, I don't." "But be careful not to play around or you'll be sorry!" "There's no danger, and now let me go." "What a mess, she saw us!" " We'll say it was a kiss between colleagues." "Roommates." " That one'll make a scandal, she's jealous!" "Then calm her down, tell her I'll kiss her too." "Whatever you want." "Bye." "Miss Peterson, I must speak to you about something unpleasant." "I've just received a complaint." " Against who?" "You know what sacrifices we made to get permission to have a married couple stay here." "These things are overcome, what else is there?" "What complaint?" "That there's something between you and Fanny's husband." "That's a lie!" "." " I can understand it." "He's a deserving man, who's so far above.." "I can understand, but not excuse it!" "You and he were kissing." " Us?" " Yes, a little while ago." "It was that bitch!" " Then the complaint was right!" "There was a kiss?" " But I always kiss Fanny and him when they leave." "Fanny wasn't there." " So?" "A kiss can be innocent." "However, one must clarify the matter." "Fanny herself knows there's nothing wrong with it." "Don't test me." " It's the truth, I'll call her." "I'll ask her tomorrow." "If my suspicions are confirmed then the rules will be enforced." "Good night, Miss." "Hi, Tom." " Hi." "What's with him?" " I don't know, he's in a bad mood." "I give up, it's too stupid." "Come to breakfast with me tomorrow and I'll show you." "I think it'll be impossible." "Don't you think your wife is laying it on too thick with my clients?" "As an owner, I approve, but as a friend of the family.." "You're a friend of the family?" " I hope to become one." "You're nice, but this behavior is unbecoming of Fanny." "You should keep her in line." " Me?" "If you're such a friend of ours, why don't you do it?" "You give me permission?" " Gladly, go for it!" "Mr. Lynch wants you in the office." " Who'll watch this?" " I will." "It's not the same thing." "Please, come back soon." " I'll fly." "I reproach you because I like you." "I feel for you." "Your husband feels the same." " My husband?" "How do you know?" "He said you're going too far, crossing the line." "Why didn't he tell me himself?" " Because.. because of his dignity." "He's proud, he suffers but says nothing." "He left it up to me." "That Bob, for example, gets on his nerves." "He gets on my nerves too." "There are other patrons in the room." "There's the owner and you're always with Bob!" "I can't chase him away!" " For heaven's sake, no!" "No, he's a very good customer." "But you must be.." "a little more reserved." "Don't forget that I've done a lot to you." "I've also given your husband a job." "And I'm willing to do even more." "Provided that you have more understanding." "Scoundrel!" "Rascal!" "Pig!" "Have you killed him?" " You're fired!" "No, he's still alive." "Let's go." "What are you doing here?" "Idiots!" "Get back to work or you're fired too!" "Get out!" "Does it hurt?" " No." "I mean, yes." "But it doesn't matter." "A nice mess, now we're both unemployed." "Not me, I'll find work when I want to." " And I won't?" "Will you at least let me work where you go?" " Where I work, no." "Why not?" " If you're there, we'll get fired again." "The wives should stay home." " But I'm not your wife." "Do you know what you are?" "A silly." "It's amazing." " What?" "How a woman can transform herself whenever she wants." "If I had met you like this, I'd never had married you." "No?" " No, no." "I'd quickly realize that it'd be a dangerous thing." "Very dangerous." "Think of Grace." " Grace!" "I'd already forgotten her." "What will we tell her?" "We were fired and you got a black eye because of me." "We won't tell her anything." "Driver?" "Hotel Virginia!" "A hotel?" "We two alone?" "Separate rooms, of course." "It's already eight!" " It's five past eight." "They're not back." "There must've been an accident, I just know it!" "I must go and see!" " You're staying here!" "I gotta go or I'll be fined!" "Until the story with him is cleared up, I can't let you leave." "Those are the rules." " Enough, I don't give two snaps for the rules!" "Miss!" " I don't give two snaps for you or the company!" "Now he's got a job, we can marry and leave here." " Marry him!" "He come here for me, married Fanny for me and will divorce for me!" "Not another word!" "Pack your suitcase!" ""My life is forever linked to Fanny," Comma." ""I love my little Fanny." Period." ""Without her, my life would be ruined forever."" " Let's not overdo it." "You said it." " OK, but those aren't things you write." "Poor thing, she's in love with me." " It'll pass like the others." "The others weren't like me, they were less serious." "It's unheard of." "You're conceited.." " No, I'm a man of heart." "I feel some remorse." " Dear, choose: me or remorse." "I don't have the courage to tell her." " You won't have to, you won't be there." "We leave her a letter and go." " No, I don't want to write her." "Then call her." " Are you sure she's not there?" "She's at work now." " Let's go then." "Have you changed your mind?" " Excuse me, I'll be right there." "OK." "Hello?" "Mr. Wood, please." "Is that you?" "Listen, Mickey, I think Grace will need some comforting." "No, nothing bad." "Try to be nearby." "Call her." "Thanks." "Finally!" "Dear, I suffered so!" "Calm down, someone could enter." " It doesn't matter, they know all." "All what?" " I told all, I couldn't take it anymore." "They fired me." "Finally, we can marry, now you that you have a job.." "A job?" "They fired me." " Fired!" " Yeah." " When?" "Last night." "I had an exchange of ideas with the owner of the premises and.." "He fired Fanny too." " Even you?" " Yeah." "Since last night, where have you been?" "What were you doing?" "What did we do, Phil?" " We went looking for work." "And you didn't find any." " No, but it doesn't change our plans.." "Phil!" " You are the most worthless people I ever met." "You see?" "I knew it." " Shut up, at least, you cheat!" "You're right, Grace.." " It's not over." " Look.." "You shut up and give me back the $200." "Don't think I'm doing this because I love you!" "It's only because I'm angry for being tricked." "She's right." "You're right." "Stop it or I'll make a scandal, you'll be ashamed in front of everybody." "Sorry, but only you would look bad." " What?" "She's the real wife." " Not even the satisfaction in venting!" "Then you really want to keep.." "I was explaining.." " You shut up!" " Go to the kitchen!" "Grace, I'd like to explain.." " There's no need." "So you forgive me?" " Then you really want him?" "If he knows, he'll abuse it like all men." "He'll make you suffer, you know?" " I know." "He's a bad boy." " I know." "So, have you finished playing rock, paper, scissors?" " Yes." "Who's the lucky girl?" " The unlucky girl is your wife." "Hello?" " Is that you, Grace?" "No, one moment." "It's Mickey, should I tell him you're here?" "Hello, what do you want?" " I wanted to know how you are." "Fine." "Very much so." " Are you still mad at me?" "Yes, I am." "Grace, I leave tonight for business." "Have a good trip." "Why don't you come too, Grace?" "I can't." " Want me to see if I can get you some time off?" "There's no need, I already got it in spades." "Really?" "Are you serious?" "You bet" " Then I'll come and get you right away." "Pack your bags." " Already done, I'll wait downstairs." "I'll send the bags, say goodbye to everyone for me." "Farewell, Fanny." " Goodbye, Grace." "Stop it!" "Behave with Fanny, or else you'll hear from me!" "Goodbye, Grace." "Do you hear?" "You'll behave from now on." "Promise?" " I promise." "You won't act like you did with Grace?" " Grace is another thing." "You.." "you are my wife." "But.." " What is it now?" "She consoled herself very quickly." " You think she'd be heart broken over you?" "Don't start!" " I'll start if I want!" "You think you're my boss?" " Don't provoke me or.." "Or what?" "Come on!" "Get off me!" "Get off me!" "Jerk!" "Lowlife!" "You're hurting me!" "Will you be good?" " Yes." "Obedient?" " Yes." " Affectionate?" " Yes." "You won't insult your husband anymore?" " No." "No?" "English subs by sineintegral  edam17@KG February 2014"