"I'm saying if you own the beach property..." "... doyouownthe sandandthewater?" "Nobody owns the water." "It's God's water." "What if someone walks onto your beach, if you own it?" "No, you don't own the beach." "You own the sand on it." "What if there's a naked girl on the beach?" "She's not yours." "What if she breaks her foot?" "She could sue me." "Sue me!" "Sue me!" "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit." "holy shit!" "Ditch it, man!" "Ditch it!" "They're watching." "Eat it." "The whole bag?" "Fuck it." "Hey, Mike, while you're at it?" "Those are shrooms, dude." "Come on, eat it." "I hate to ask." "For the team?" "I can't eat that!" "Throw it out the window!" "Okay." "I'm doing a drop-off." "I'm going for it." "Just open the window." "It's gone." "Gone." "AII right." "It's cool" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "We're dead!" "AII right." "Windows down!" "Windows down!" "Windows down!" "Come on." "Put the windows down." "AII right, we're cool." "We're cool." "See that?" "There must've been a doubIe-homicide or something." "We're fucking cool." "We were freaking out for nothing." "Did you eat both those bags?" "AII finished!" "You must have eaten, Iike..." "... $ 100worthofpot..." "... and$ 30worthof shrooms,man ." "Who's the man?" "!" "So I'm gonna need 1 30 buck..." "... youknow, whenever you get a chance." "Fuck, man." "That's not really cool, man." "Is that the same car?" "Do I Iook high?" "Yeah." "Here they come." "Just lick it or something." "AII right." "License and registration." "Officer, I know that" "License and registration, please." "The registration." "Know how fast you were going?" "What?" "How fast you were going?" "65?" "63." "Officer, isn't the speed limit 65?" "Yeah, it is." "Where you boys headed?" "Canada." "We're going over the border to Canada..." "... forFrenchfriesand gravy,sir." "Protein." "Canada, huh?" "almost made it." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, sure." "Yes, sir?" "Yes, sir." "Now, did you say, "Yes, sir"?" "I think he said, "Yeah, sure. "" "What did you say?" "I said, "Yeah, sure" ..." "... butliterally,whatIsaid was,  "Yeah, sure, sir. "" "So you are okay, then?" "Yes, sir." "You smell something, Rabbit?" "Fear." "Now hand over that registration." "Yes, sir." "My mother's gonna kill me." "holy shit." "Don't look, don't look." "Oh, my God." "I don't get it, man." "Am I fucked up, or is this fucked up?" "This shit is fucking crazy." "Shit, I was just about to pull out my nine and put a cap in his ass." "Oh, fuck!" "Oh, oh, my God." "Shit." "Oh, God." "Shit." "Fuck!" "Pull the vehicle over!" "I'm already pulled over!" "Farther, man!" "I can't." "I'm already pulled over." "He can't pull over any farther!" "License and registration, please." "I just gave you it, officer" "License and registration." "You know how fast you were going?" "65?" "63." "I'm freaking out, man." "You are freaking out, man." "You know why I pulled you over?" "Littering." "Officer, that's not ours." "Candy bars." "Littering and... ?" "Littering and... ?" "And... ." "Littering and... ?" "Littering and... ." "Littering and... ?" "Littering and... ." "Littering and smoking the reefer." "To teach you a lesson, we're gonna stand here..." "... whileyousmokethe wholebag." "please, no." "please, yes" "Fucking pig!" "Mother of God." "We're in pursuit of a Miata heading south on 294." "Request backup." "Unit 91 , come in 91 ." "Unit 91 , come in 91 ." "What're you doing?" "Quit counting your pubes." "Got a hellraiser in a Miata!" "91, are you there?" "91?" "91, are you there?" "Hey, good-Iooking." "Catch any speeders today?" "Let's go, 91!" "Rabbit, get that gun out!" "Freeze, motherfucker!" "Oh, Mac." "You fucker." "Greetings." "You guys are too slow." "You killed my dummy." "Yeah." "I'm paying you, but I knew it was you." "Don't lie in front of the rookie." "Where are your shoes?" "You the shoe police?" "I am." "Give me 20 laps around the bar." "black magic doesn't work." "Brown magic." "Pay up." "When do I get to do that?" "You'II get your chance." "Shots?" "That's a Iot of booze." "Yeah." "I'm impressed." "Jesus!" "Sorry, boys." "You're on duty." "On your tab, officer?" "Rookie, pay the lady." "Unit 23, come in." "Unit 23, come in, 23." "Do you need me out there?" "Do you need my help?" "Shut up, Farva." "l can" "Listen, we got the Miata." "We're okay." "What about those dopers you picked up?" "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries." "Oh, shit." "He killed the cops." "No, man, this is a cop car." "hello." "You boys like Mexico?" "Come on, man!" "We didn't smoke that weed!" "One, two, three, do it." "Go, girlfriend." "Thorny, you're losing to the rookie." "It's embarrassing." "Rabbit, you can do it." "Rabbit, he's killing you." "I got Thorny in front." "Mama didn't teach you to chug?" "Come on, Thorn." "Come on, Thorn." "Goddamn it!" "I am all that is man." "Every time." "Finish it up." "You gotta open your throat." "relax the jaw." "Remember to cup the balls." "You won't win with those thin bird lips." "This guy's got powerful lips, right, Thorn?" "My authority is derived from the power right here." "Hey, guys." "Wow." "Thanks." "You have any more syrup?" "Sorry, Urs." "Why couldn't they chug ketchup?" "Good thing you didn't have hash browns." "I mean, if they had been chugging the ketchup." "Did you get a score on that Red Sox game?" "Ah, waiter, there you are!" "I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos, no guacamole." "Mike?" "Yeah, chief, I'II take a chinchilla!" "I don't get it." "Tacos?" "They think I'm Mexican." "You're not Mexican?" "Another highway cop?" "Are you guys multiplying?" "If they can figure out which hole to stick it in!" "What the fuck?" "!" "I saw that!" "Sit down, Rando." "That's it!" "Hey, hey, all right!" "Cut it out, you turkeys!" "They fucking started it." "You guys are lucky." "I'm sorry, Bruce." "These boys get that syrup in them, they get all antsy in their pantsy." "You should keep these dogs on a leash, John." "Let's go." "A no. 1, top gun cadets ln the name ofjustice John Q. Public can trust us" "Hail to thee, dear old Paroon!" "Hail to thee!" "Hail to thee!" "Hail to thee!" "Hey, all right." "What's up, bone diddIies!" "Did I miss a song?" "Sing it again, rookie!" "Farva!" "You forgot the coffee." "My bad." "AII right, all right." "Let's get started." "I got the latest shit list." "It's down to FIagstone, Deer Lick and us." "We keep up these low numbers, you bet your butts..." "... we'IIgetthebig ,uglyax." "Who'II bust heads on the highway?" "The local cops." "And Grady has a copy of this list, so we need to step it up." "Who wants cream?" "Nobody?" "Okay, no cream." "How many tickets did you issue last week?" "I don't have my figures in front me" "Three." "Can't make them speed." "Try hiding." "And grow a damn mustache." "I haven't shaved in two weeks." "I'm growing mine." "I'II tell you when to grow a mustache." "Coffee served." "That's Rabbit's!" "Okay, I get it." "Look." "A bar of soap." "Oh, shit!" "I got you good, you fucker!" "Awesome prank." "Better than the crap you pull!" "Look... ." "Bite it." "Make him look like a dick." "Every Thursday night, I walk into the lodge to play Hearts." "They always have my old Fashioned." "Bite it." "I Iike that." "Bite it." "Oh, hell!" "Give me the damn soap!" "We've got 50 miles of highway." "I'II be damned if I let Grady get his hands on it." "Thorny, you're ranking officer." "Let's do your jobs and keep this place open!" "Farva, your suspension continues." "Hit the radio." "local Smokies on our turf." "Hit it." "That's what O'Hagan was talking about." "Hi." "You forget what color your car is?" "Bye-bye." "Later, dude." "How about "Cat game"?" "What's the record?" "Thorny did six." "I think you can do 1 0." "Ten?" "Starting right meow?" "Sorry about that." "AII right, meow." "License and registration." "Your registration?" "Hurry up, meow." "Sorry." "Is there something funny here, boy?" "No, no." "well, then why are you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson?" "Meow, where were we?" "I'm sorry, are you saying "meow"?" "Am I saying "meow"?" "I thought... ." "Meow, do you know how fast you were going?" "Meow, what's so damn funny?" "I thought you said "meow. "" "Do I Iook like a cat to you, boy?" "Am I jumping nimbIy-bimbIy from tree to tree?" "No." "Am I drinking milk from a saucer?" "Do you see me eating mice!" "?" "Stop laughing right meow!" "Yes, sir." "Meow, I have to give you a ticket." "But" "No buts, meow." "That's the Iaw." "Not so funny meow, is it?" "Meow." "Thanks for washing my car, rook." "You know what this is?" "A chamois cloth?" "Lucky guess." "I just lost a buck..." "... tomyself." "Think that's funny, do you?" "Yeah, I do." "Heard something funny about how you got suspended." "Something about a school bus?" "Oh, you heard that, did you?" "Let me tell you another story." "Back in '74, charlie Rich was named Country Musician of the Year." "In '75, he had to hand the award to the new winner." "Mr. Sunshine on My Goddamn shoulders, John Denver." "replaced by John-fucking-Denver." "Wow, amazing." "Mr. Rich pulled out his cigarette lighter and lit that award on fire." "Get it?" "So you're gonna set my Country Music Award on fire?" "When my suspension's up, you better watch your ass." "Or you'II light my ass on fire?" "Wanna go?" "You smell pretty." "Make your move." "Hey, honky convention, we got a 1 0-92." "Want this one, Rod?" "hell, yeah!" "I bet you do." "Nice wax job, rook." "Thank you, sir." "We got local pigs running around." "How'd they beat us here?" "We're 1 0 miles out." "Look at this chump." "Mr." "Tough Guy here." "Take a walk, buddy." "holy shit!" "cool Winnebago." "My uncle had one just like this." "Rabbit, put your game face on." "You got it, boss." "What the fuck?" "Ah, yes." "Ah, man." "What happened?" "Take a walk." "This investigation is under control." "well, now it is." "Hey!" "Don't touch the crime scene, Rodent!" "Rabbit." "Hey, look at that." "Johnny Chimpo." "Quit slapping me!" "Stop touching my rookie, Grady." "I'II touch you!" "This is the Spurbury police!" "Put your hands up and come out!" "Get the fuck out of here!" "glamour pet." "Let's go." "No dice." "Get the tape." "Sounds like a hog problem." "Watch it." "I'm serious, Mac." "He's angry." "He's angry?" "Back it up, Grady." "Mark it off." "Smy, you mark it off!" "Back it up." "I'm serious." "Didn't you guys get shut down?" "Oh, yeah." "That's next week." "Your bust." "There's a dead chick in there." "Move it, Ramashit!" "Back it up, Grady!" "Fight, fight!" "What the fuck?" "Ow, my arm!" "Mac!" "Get off of me!" "I'II give you the fat guy for Foster." "How about the stupid guy for Rabbit?" "You have to be more specific." "They're both fat and stupid." "Get these damn handcuffs off, now!" "Cut him loose." "Go ahead, Smy." "tell me what bug crawled up your ass." "I'II tell you." "This is our crime scene." "We're taking it." "It's highway." "Our jurisdiction." "This highway's closed, Ramathorn." "This is our jurisdiction." "Fuck it." "You deal with the hog." "Hey, chief." "What the hell's gotten into you guys?" "I told you to be good, that it's a bad time." "But you get into a fight with the locals." "They started it!" "Of course!" "They filed a jurisdictional grievance." "They want us to blow it." "A murder on the highway, and you give them the investigation!" "Christ!" "We look like a bunch of pussies." "AII right, come on out, Rabbit." "Guess I'II just take a shower, then." "Strike three!" "You're out!" "AII right, good cut, Richie." "Next batter." "Batter up!" "Come on, caroline!" "You know, if they do shut you down, maybe you could stick around here." "Get a different job." "You could work in my shop." "Ex-cop goes to work in his hippie girlfriend's head shop?" "Too sitcom, darling." "Better pay attention, coach." "Our son's up." "Okay, ArIo, watch the ball." "You got it." "Let's do it." "AII right, ArIo." "Ferris!" "bullshit!" "Gotta keep on your toes!" "Come on, what was that?" "Sorry-ass local cops." "You have a relationship..." "... basedonprofessionalcourtesy and mutual boredom." "Next thing, they're trying to take you out." "I don't wanna get transferred." "Be a rookie with some random dudes." "Don't worry." "If it happens, we'II all stay here." "Open up a roller disco." "Throwing the heat." "Bring it on." "well, anybody want a corn dog?" "See if they got any chocolate bananas." "Hey!" "charlie's angel!" "congratulations!" "You're the millionth person to say that to me." "What do I win?" "Here." "Hope I don't get brain freeze." "I'm not sure you've got the required equipment." "So I had a great time at that Winnebago fight." "Maybe we could do it again sometime." "AII right, fair is fair." "You can slug me back, if you want to." "really?" "Yeah." "Okay, hold my snow cone." "Heads up!" "What happened?" "asshole!" "What?" "!" "Why?" "How about a little pep?" "From those guys." "assholes." "Wanna move that, buddy?" "So about my field time." "I've thought about that." "I might be able to talk to Grady." "The pink stick, eat it or lose it!" "Shut your pie hole!" "I'm ready to go out on patrol." "I'm going nuts being on the radio." "I'd Iike some field work." "Then take your radio and go stand in a field." "Move that gigantic cotton candy!" "Goddamn it!" "How's the view, bitch?" "I'm looking for Grady, I have some files." "Grady's not here." "I'II take them." "It's kind of important." "How about Officer Rando?" "No." "I'm the only one here." "There are no male officers around?" "Just give me the file." "What's this?" "So are you originally from Vermont?" "You've got courage, walking into the lion's den." "I got brass buns." "Join the band." "Are these cells eight-by-eight?" "Ours are nine-by-nine." "No big deal." "You seem like a nice guy, but I just don't date cops." "I'm not much of a cop." "I'm a civilian trapped in a cop's body." "You can get an operation for that." "But you'd miss out on those wacky things highway guys do." "Those stories are mostly lies." "Except for when we pulled over AC/DC's bus..." "... andtheyflewusdown toJamaica to party with them." "Other than that, it's boring out there." "Yeah, well, I wouldn't know." "It's time for you to go." "I don't wanna get fired too." "I'm not getting fired." "I'm getting shut down." "Big difference." "In our cells, the door is over here." "Right." "A couple of hyenas." "You know, they are speeding." "Come in, Radio." "Don't call me Radio, Unit 91 ." "Then don't call me Unit 91 , Radio." "Are you done?" "Yeah." "Okay, Radio." "Suspicious vehicle." "White Caprice from Vermont." "Tijuana, Gringo, One, Five, Zero." "Roger, checking." "Thank you, Radio." "That license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police car." "It does?" "Oh, my God." "Very funny, 91 ." "Thank you, Radio." "That truck's planning on skipping the weigh-in." "well, you don't weigh in, you don't wrestle." "Is this guy trying to pull him over?" "There's no fucking way that is happening." "What the hell's he doing?" "AII right." "That's right, doofus, move it along." "Do you wanna do "Repeat"?" "Do you wanna do "Repeat"?" "I've been thinking a Iot about what the captain said." "I'd Iike to play it straight, okay?" "Okay." "For O'Hagan." "For O'Hagan." "Good morning." "Step down with your license and registration." "Sure, I was" "Morning." "Mind stepping down with your license and registration?" "Yeah." "No problem." "Excuse me one second." "No." "Excuse me one second." "No?" "Did I do something wrong, officers?" "Because I know I wasn't speeding." "Why didn't you weigh in?" "Yeah?" "Did I miss that weigh station?" "I'm running so many miles." "I'II pull into the next one and get weighed up." "What are you pulling back there?" "well, mostly soap, I think." "Why don't we take a look?" "Officers, I'm on a tight scheduIe" "Let's go, Mr. GaIikanokus." "well, you heard him." "Let's go, mister... ." "Mr. GaIinookan?" "Hop on up." "Okey-siIIy-dokey-o." "I'm an idiot." "Yeah, that's true." "Sorry about the light there." "I have a flashlight in the cab." "Hey." "Mr. GaIikanokus." "Mr. GaIikanokus." "should've seen that coming." "should've." "It is time to stop now, Mac." "It is?" "Time to stop now?" "Mac?" "That was the second time I got crabs." "Afternoon." "Hey." "It stinks like sex in here." "What happened?" "We got distracted by somebody doing the "Repeater. "" "That'II happen." "That will happen." "You did it." "They're fishing your car out of Lake Le blanc." "Oh, man." "We just parked it across the street." "Listen, the next time this happens, I want you to stop, breathe..." "... andpullyourheads out of each other's asses." "That's easy for you to say." "He's got a tiny head." "What's this guy moving?" "Soap, I think." "What's up, soapy?" "Reefer." "That's one stinky pyramid." "We should have built a stinky igIoo." "That's a Iot of pot." "Thinking of tour dates with the Dead?" "What?" "Better lock it up." "What are you saying?" "Enhance." "Enhance." "Enhance." "Just print the damn thing." "What do we know about this GaIikanokus guy?" "Fake name, fake license." "Bunty Soap?" "Fake soap company." "plastic fake?" "Decorative fake?" "What?" "They don't exist." "We got 1 50 kilos of marijuana." "No arrests." "We got nothing." "I got a theory, Cap." "These bales of pot have red Johnny Chimpo stickers on them." "That dead woman had a tattoo of the same logo." "Drug dealers use stickers to mark products." "Like a brand name." "See?" "Did you learn that in drug school?" "Shut up, Farva." "Did the bag from the college kids have that sticker?" "I don't believe it did." "Any marijuana on that Winnebago?" "No." "A monkey tattoo." "It sounds kind of flimsy." "What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?" "You know those cheap Japanese cartoons?" "No?" "This is basically a cheaper Afghani knockoff." "It's a monkey that travels around doing nasty things." "His butler tries to keep him in line, but no." "It's funny." "It's Afghanistanimation." "The monkey has a butler?" "Great." "Is that what they do in Arabia?" "How should I know?" "AII right." "Shut up." "Get me a VTR copy." "I'II see if Grady will let us look at the Winnebago." "Ready for the photo shoot?" "Let's take it." "pull down your pants." "Farva, you idiot." "John?" "I'm not interrupting, am I?" "Mayor Timber." "No." "Come in." "Good work, gentlemen." "Thanks." "could I get in on that?" "Sure." "Why not?" "Hey." "Good work, officer." "It'II be hard shutting us down." "We got a murder one day, a drug bust the next." "We need as much police as we can get." "That'd be a good slogan." "tell it to the committee." "I just got off the phone with Governor Jessman, and she's coming here." "Give me a gun." "For the pictures." "Rabbit." "Run." "Gun." "John, as far as all this brawling is about" "It won't happen again." "I'm on it." "Good." "When the governor shows up, I'm gonna throw her a little party." "We'II show her how this community feels about its law enforcement." "Spread it on." "Come on." "What's the deal with you and Bobbi?" "You guys are going out but you sleep with other people?" "well, I mean, yeah." "Not really." "Kind of." "It's sort of a Iong story, all right?" "ArIo, does Mom ever have any friends over?" "Any older boys?" "Can we turn the siren on?" "In a minute." "Are you listening?" "She have anyone that you call "uncle"?" "Like uncle Fred?" "uncle Fred?" "Who's uncle Fred?" "He's this crazy bird on TV." "He flies around like a pigeon." "Right." "uncle Fred." "He's crazy." "Crazy bird." "Okay." "We got one." "You wanna take this one, kid?" "What about you?" "I gotta stay with little A." "You're okay, right?" "Sure." "Go on." "Make Mama proud." "Yeah, Farva." "I got a Porsche." "Brown." "Washington plates." "Eight." "Donna, Peanut, Eunuch." "Roger, checking." "kill it." "Can I see your license and--?" "I'm sorry, officer, for the speeding violation." "I am used to driving on the autobahn." "What?" "Yummy, yummy." "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "We were driving too fast." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Officer, this is a problem." "I cannot afford another ticket with my Porsche." "Is there maybe something I couId do for you?" "Or maybe my wife could do for you, to avoid this dilemma?" "Is there something you would Iike me to do to you?" "Or maybe something you would Iike to do to me?" "Because you were doing 90 in a 65... ." "Perhaps some spanking and cuffing is in order." "could you hold on a minute?" "I'II be right back." "Twenty-three, that Porsche is hot." "Are you sure?" "Rabbit." "Hey, Rabbit." "please, Thorn, not now." "He can join too." "No." "Get over here." "No." "No." "Just one second." "What?" "Farva said that car is stolen." "What?" "stolen?" "Shit!" "Is there a problem, officers?" "hold on." "Come on, Thorn, I need this." "Another day, I'd step in and show you how to swing, but the car's stolen." "Goddamn it!" "You gotta get over there and cuff her." "Do it." "You're a highway patrolman." "Cut it out!" "Do it." "Turn that off and step out of the car." "This is no problem." "Put your hands on the car." "Some fun for both of us!" "Get back in the car!" "Rabbit, get over there and cuff her." "Up against the car." "Ma'am, I hate to do this." "Hands behind your back." "Things are getting kinky." "ArIo, would you stop?" "ArIo." "Rabbit." "Let's go!" "climb up on uncle Rabbit's lap." "That's not a good idea." "Why don't you just sit in the middle?" "There's no TP in the bathroom!" "What about the piece on your shoe?" "What about it?" "Shit!" "You know, you might get ahead here if you made the extra effort!" "You want me to wipe your ass?" "That's not what I... ." "In my house, my wife knows to refill the TP!" "I'm not your wife." "If you were, I'd take you down a peg or two." "Hi, douchebag." "If you were my wife, I'd rub your feet every night until you fell asleep." "Nice try." "He strangles them and puts their face in pig food?" "What an asshole." "Any I.D. on the corpse?" "Jane Doe." "You know her?" "We're working on it." "It's called routine police work." "She had a cartoon monkey tattooed on her back." "John Chimpo, I'm told." "And those cannabis bags in our truck..." "... thosestickershadthe samelogo ." "There's a connection." "Are you suggesting a cartoon monkey is bringing drugs into our town?" "I know we don't like each other" "I Iike you." "Come on, I'm looking for a little cooperation here." "John Chimpo." "Hanson, round up Johnny Chimpo, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the alligator." "Bring them in for a lineup." "Thanks, sweetie." "They're having fun." "That happens when you're with a state trooper." "We show you the funny." "Where were we?" "You were laying your best rap on me." "I was resisting." "You're starting to think about it." "I don't touch highway hog." "Baby, I'm SizzIeLean!" "I scratched your back, Bruce, good and hard." "Now, scratch mine or you'II get my size-1 0 boot up your ass." "Desperation is a stinky cologne, John." "Let's see, you're an expendable line item on a state spending bill." "You have a station full of crappy cops." "I'm about this far away from having a bigger budget." "Now you come in talking about monkey tattoos on some drunk lady's tit..." "... likeit'sagoddamn drug conspiracy?" "Keep your bags packed, John." "Let us handle the real police work." "And when you do get shut down, come talk to me." "I can always use a good meter maid." "Let it roll." "Come and get me." "Sucker!" "Oh, fuck!" "Here comes the Rabbit!" "Damn it!" "Out of the fucking car, scumbag." "well, hello, shirley." "Come on, Farva." "Same team." "What's Thorny gonna say?" "honestly, Bobbi, it's gonna happen." "We don't want to leave." "I'II just get sent down to BrattIeborough." "It's a nice town." "It's not a healthy time for him to move." "He has a Iot of good friends here." "Who?" "That creepy kid with the lisp?" "Hey." "Stop jumping on the bed." "I don't want to go without you." "Then you should stay." "I can't if they transfer me." "Hey." "Stop jumping on the bed." "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." "Hey, honey." "It's almost mitternacht, eh?" "You should get back to the jail." "You don't want us turning into pumpkins." "I'm not ready." "I don't want to go yet." "Can't they just stay a little longer?" "AII right." "Who wants a mustache ride?" "I want one!" "I want one!" "I do!" "I do!" "I do!" "Spurbury police." "Oh, thank God. lt's terrible." "There's a pervert flashing people!" "Ma'am, I need you to calm down." "l can 't calm down!" "Oh, my God!" "tell me your location?" "He's right in front of the building on 323 Karuna Street." "That's this address, ma'am." "Then maybe you can see him!" "Go look. I'll hold." "Did you see him?" "Oh, he's disgusting!" "He certainly is, ma'am." "He's going to the window again!" "Oh, the humanity!" "He's all buIgy, he's like a moose!" "Oh, no." "I think he's going back again!" "Freeze, motherfucker!" "Oh, God!" "please don't shoot me, I'm naked!" "Drop your coat and grab your toes." "What?" "I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes." "This isn't happening!" "I'm a police officer." "UrsuIa, help!" "Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread." "You don't have these at your station?" "I don't suppose you've got a pair of underwear I couId borrow?" "I'm not sure you could fit into my panties." "You can't tell anyone about this." "I already told my mom about you." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Shit!" "Baby, you rocked me." "Wow." "What is this?" "Rabbit, you're off the road!" "Good" "Shut up!" "Rabbit, you're on radio." "Farva, you ride with Thorn." "Wait!" "What do you want me to do?" "My hands are tied." "Rabbit, you couldn't pick a worse time." "I got a Q-1 7 request form today." "We have to inventory our equipment." "Which means our balls are this close to the band saw!" "What are you selling, Mac?" "Hot dogs?" "New billboard." "Casino Ie Fantastique?" "Yeah." "Humped the mayor's wife and burned down city hall?" "I'II do you one better, captain." "So I'm walking by the local police station..." "... butthere'ssomethingfunny in the air." "I feel like I got to get in that Winnebago." "After I jimmy the door, I do a recon." "bullshit." "I saw something was wrong about that bed." "So I busted it in." "bullshit." "And just sitting there were 1 0 duffle bags of these." "Let me get this straight." "You went into the impound, scaled the fence..." "... brokeintotheWinnebago and smashed the bed, all on a hunch?" "I'II believe that when me shit smells like rainbow sherbet." "What?" "Do you think I just grew this weed?" "How could you know to look under the bed?" "It must have been my sixth or even seventh sense." "Good cops don't know why they do anything." "Disregard that, Rabbit." "You didn't even call your partner?" "These locals have 1 00 keys of cheeba and they don't even know it?" "No clue." "It's hidden." "And Grady's walking around like he's hot soup." "We've got a chance." "We've gotta beat them to the punch." "Mac, you and Foster check out the truck stops." "Find out about GaIikanokus." "I'II play hardball with Grady." "Thorny, I'm taking a hard line here." "You gotta promise me no more bullshit!" "I'm cool." "I take no responsibility for these white devils." "well, you're gonna have to." "Now, Rodney, we're under a Iot of pressure here." "Remember what we talked about." "If anything happens, count to 1 0, take some deep breaths." "Ten deep breaths." "I got it." "Fossy, you're on duty." "Trust me, skipper." "We'II make you proud." "You are awesome." "You are incredible." "You are a fantastic cop." "Keep going." "And then somebody said, I think it was O'Hagan, "You deserve a promotion. "" "I think you get a star." "Foster?" "I don't know if this is gonna work." "The steering wheel keeps jabbing my ass." "In New York City, a guy could pay $1 0 to watch two cops have sex in a cage." "Foster?" "Yeah?" "In our cruisers, somebody has to let you out of the back seat." "Oh, fuck it!" "Do we look like the dumbest guys in the world?" "Why treat us with such disrespect?" "I'm saying, switch partners." "It'II be fun." "I don't think so." "Come on." "Mix it up a bit." "No fucking way." "Come on, Mac, you're always saying how funny Foster smells." "Look out for Thorny!" "Master of psychology!" "Do I really smell?" "AII right!" "Quit talking about me!" "Lock and load!" "Let's kick tail!" "We weren't talking about you." "bullshit!" "Truck stop, huh?" "We gotta do it." "Captain didn't mention going undercover." "Think they'II tell us anything if they know we're cops?" "You're Supercop." "You should know this." "I am super." "We can't take our car until they fix the door you removed for no reason." "I told you it was those kids with the wrenches." "Those punks who took the door off while you were sitting in the thing." "I was in a very deep sleep." "You wanna tell that to O'Hagan?" "Maybe we can borrow his car today." "Know how to drive this?" "Shit!" "This rig sucks." "Who knew it was a stick?" "How about we pop a couple Viagra..." "... andissueticketswithraging, mega-huge boners!" "only you, Farva, could make a dark man blush." "And no, we're not doing it." "Aw, hell." "I came up with a great name for our car." "Oh, yeah?" "Get this." "You're Arcot Ramathorn." "Ram." "And I'm Rod Farva." "Rod." "Car Ramrod." "Car Ramrod." "Get it?" "Yeah, I got it." "Rabbit, I got a plymouth Voyager" "Say, "Car Ramrod. "" "hold on." "Vermont plates." "alpha, God, Mustard." "Niner, Decade, China." "Check it." "Roger, 23." "You didn't say it!" "I forgot." "I wrote it on the paper." "Oh, yeah." "Come on." "What game we playing?" "No games." "Don't bullshit me." "Let's play one of those games I hear about." "Mac and Foster did that thing." "Who can say "pussy" the most." "actually, Mac bet Foster he couldn't say "meow" 1 0 times." "To the driver." "I realize it doesn't sound funny." "Who can say "meow" the most?" "You guys are real crazy." "Look out for these guys." "hell, I can say "meow. " I can say "moo. "" "For 20 bucks, I'II call the guy a chickenfucker!" "Easy, Rod." "Easy, Rod!" "License and registration, chickenfucker!" "Bruce?" "John O'Hagan." "I'm glad you called." "I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup." "For 20 bananas, he'll provide evidence  JohnnyChimpois thepimpbehind the Cartoon Network whorehouse." "Look." "We got new evidence on your murder." "Who?" "GaIikanokus?" "You know where he is?" "We don't know, but" "I don't see how you can help us, then." "Okay, this is my last offer." "Either you let us in or I'm gonna embarrass you personally." "How embarrassed?" "Like, naked in a dream embarrassed?" "No, embarrassed like when you got caught fucking your cousin." "She's not my cousin." "Can I take your order?" "Give me a double bacon cheeseburger." "double baco-cheeseburger." "It's for a cop." "Roger." "What's that?" "He gonna spit in it?" "I was just telling him that so he makes it good." "Don't spit in that cop's burger." "Oh, thanks." "Roger." "Holding the spit." "Give me a pie." "apple." "Do you want me to hold the spit?" "Just kidding." "Want to Dimp-a-size your meal for a quarter more?" "You want me to punch-a-size your face?" "Some male figure?" "I'm his dad." "And stop with the transfer thing." "I gotta go." "Let's talk about this later." "Okay." "Bye." "Don't give me any lip." "It's a quarter." "Look how much more you get." "No!" "It's just 25 cents." "He doesn't want it." "I can handle this." "I don't want it!" "Right." "Beverage?" "Give me a liter of cola." "A what?" "A liter of cola." "LeederacoIa?" "Do we make LeederacoIa?" "Just order a Iarge, Farva." "I don't want a Iarge Farva." "I want a liter of cola!" "I don't know what that is." ""Liter" is French for "give me some cola before I break vous fucking lips! "" "AII right!" "relax!" "Does that look like spit to you?" "Yeah." "Fuck it." "I feel like a cop again." "I wouldn't get used to it." "It's not gonna last." "bullshit." "I'm not going anywhere." "AII right, buddy." "We're about to be shut down anyway." "That's a Iot of Dimp." "What'II you do if they transfer you?" "Bobbi doesn't want to leave." "I don't wanna leave her and ArIo" "I got no idea what I'm gonna do." "Who cares." "I'm about to win $1 0 million." "What'II you do with it?" "Don't say, "Buy the cleveland cavaliers. "" "I'd buy a $1 0 million car." "I'd pull you over." "bullshit." "You couldn't catch me." "I couldn't catch you?" "If you did, I'd activate my car's wings and fly away." "I got a good feeling about this." "Damn it!" "You burger punk-- You son of a bitch!" "Yeah, burger boy." "AII right, all right." "Cut it out, you guys." "Knock it off." "clear out of here." "AII of you." "Sorry about the delousing, Rod." "Standard procedure." "It's powdered sugar." "The lice hate the sugar." "Listen, Rod" "It's delicious." "Good." "Good." "Say, Rod, what are your plans after the shutdown?" "We're not getting shut down, Grady." "We're drug busters." "Maybe they're drug busters, but you're dispatch." "I'm back on the road now." "until this little incident." "Listen, Rod, this whole murder thing... ." "We've been trying to break it open but O'Hagan just won't cooperate." "I've spoken to the governor myself." "She's gonna shut down your station." "I'm gonna have a bigger budget then, and I couId use an officer like you." "Can I go now?" "could have your own car." "Work on exciting cases." "Hey, we can go after drug dealers together." "Here's the thing, Rod." "I just need to know your side of the investigation." "O'Hagan is making all kinds of threats." "Can we make a deal?" "I'm all highway." "Let him loose." "Sorry about that, bro." "Hey, charlie's angel!" "What's up?" "Guys." "Hey." "well, we've got 20 desk lamps." "Farva went schizoid." "That's good." "How'd the undercover thing go?" "Not so good." "Turns out this guy can't drive a semi." "You watch that Johnny Chimpo thing?" "Funny, but nothing there." "Maybe you missed something." "Trust me." "There's nothing there." "Maybe we should take another look." "That's it!" "You're off the road!" "It wasn't my fault." "We used to take a guy like you and beat you with a hose." "Now you got your unions." "You know I'm not pro-union." "You're banned from Dimpus Burger." "Damn." "Get some rubber gloves." "From now on, you're my cleaning lady." "Beat it!" "well, the butler is basically saying to Johannes Chimpo:" ""Don't let the Great Satan tempt you with Western culture." "You must remain true to the taliban warlord. "" "So GaIikanokus is not the butler?" "well, possibly." "This is quite brilliant, really." "So, capitan, you think there might be some connection to the smugglers?" "Get this meatbaII out of here." "Got it." "Come on, meatball." "Back in the cage with your beautiful wife." "What happened at the weigh station?" "My cruiser weighs 1 6,000 kilograms." "I talked to the budget committee." "This Farva thing screwed us." "They can't lump us with that Martian!" "We're all in the same boat." "Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun." "His shenanigans are cruel and tragic." "Which makes them not shenanigans at all." "evil shenanigans." "I'II pistoI-whip the next guy that says "shenanigans. "" "Farva!" "What's that restaurant with all the goofy shit on the wall?" "You mean Shenanigans?" "You're talking about Shenanigans, right?" "Put those away." "Rabbit." "Yeah, I know." "You got beautiful, big, brown lips." "Have your fun, boys." "Have your fun." "I'm gonna start looking for a new job." "Sorry I'm late." "The mayor came down today." "Biker." "I'm an idiot." "You guys keep shooting yourself in the foot." "I heard you got to see Farva naked." "Yeah, it was hard to miss." "Grady thinks he's got you guys by the balls." "You like Iong-distance relationships?" "I think I'm getting sent to Deer Lick." "I've been thinking about this." "I might have an idea." "The governor comes to town on Saturday." "She's speaking on drugs and law enforcement..." "... becauseofyourbust." "She's still shutting us down." "Not if you give her more." "Get the reefer out of the Winnebago and give it to her during the party." "She'd love the publicity." "She can't shut you down." "It's locked in the Winnebago, in your impound, and guarded by assholes." "Here's what I'II need: five ski masks, smoke bombs, the good ones... ." "Foster." "How about if I just help you get in?" "You would do that for me?" "Yeah." "What the hell." "We'II work together." "Like Cagney and Lacey?" "Cagney and Lacey were women." "I couId be Lacey." "So that's it, huh?" "CCS Rockman BuIIetproofing is the tops." "Same guys who make our flak jackets." "A good cop does what before using his equipment in the field?" "They test it?" "They test it." "exactly." "How you shooting today, Thorn?" "Dead-on all morning." "How about that little fella?" "That little guy?" "I wouldn't worry." "Good enough for me." "You're my man." "How do we get into the local impound?" "There's going to be cops there." "Except for one or two dumb ones, the local cops will be at the banquet." "How are you feeling there?" "Good enough to fuck your mother!" "AII we have to do is distract whoever they leave there." "Mac, you still have that halloween costume?" "hell, yeah!" "You don't throw out" "Damn, that's good!" "In 1 0 minutes, we can get that reefer to the governor before she leaves." "Nice and easy." "I Iike it." "You're up." "Don't get puke on it." "Does it hurt?" "You're gonna feel a little pinch." "Looking good." "Now don't move." "Hang on, buddy." "Hey, Cap." "Hey, captain." "bulletproof cup, huh?" "I invented this gag, Rabbit." "only when we did it, the rookie got naked." "We also used blanks." "You're a sick fucker, Mac." "Thanks, chief." "AII right, Thorny, why'd you call me up here?" "glad you're still batting for us with the budget committee." "I won't mince words, John." "It doesn't look good." "If I was a betting man, I'd put money on us changing the governor's mind." "You might wanna strap on your ass-kissing boots and start now." "She's your only hope." "hello." "What's this thing again?" "Humane Society?" "It's a drug bust." "Cocaine?" "hello." "Marijuana." "Then, why are we here?" "Oh, I think we're pretty well covered." "She has many tough decisions." "I don't envy her." "I do." "I'II be lucky to have a figure like that when I'm her age." "That's a good one." "We're sending someone down." "Thanks." "You bet." "No, we'II bring the guns." "We're on it." "We got it." "AII right, that's like 20 calls." "I'II go down and check it out." "What about me?" "Somebody's gotta stay here." "AII right, fuck it." "Shit." "Maybe this is the key." "No offense, bro, but when did you become a cop?" "None taken, Ramathorn." "How'd you know the key was there?" "A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells." "I wonder how Rabbit's doing." "What does that look like to you?" "Is the bear... ?" "Is the guy... ?" "Seems like a game warden thing." "It's illegal." "I know that." "Look who's here." "You said he wasn't gonna make it." "I tried." "glad to see you." "How are you doing?" "How you think I'm doing?" "Open bar, ain't it?" "Thought you said BowI-O-Rama." "I tried to call you." "Yeah, right." "Give me six SchIitzes." "No SchIitz." "Whatever's free." "Take it easy." "Open bar, dude!" "hello down there." "Are you okay?" "Excuse me, bear..." "... bearfucker!" "Do you need assistance?" "Let's do this." "Oh, shit." "Hey, hey." "Whoa!" "Mayor Timber, I wanted to let you know the governor's leaving early..." "... foranemergencyfundraiser." "She'II speak in five minutes and zip out." "Thanks for the heads-up." "I'II check on the guys." "Mac attack." "Let's go punch for punch." "Good one." "I didn't specify." "Never shit a shitter." "Lady in blue, coming through." "Ramathorn." "What?" "I don't know, two minutes?" "You weren't kidding." "That's a Iot of hooch!" "holy shit." "What's Grady doing up there?" "local police chief Bruce Grady has made another breakthrough..." "... inourstate'swar ondrugs." "That's fine police work." "Thank you." "The real credit goes to my skilled officers..." "... whofoundthemarijuana in the Winnebago." "And we have identified the dead woman as a drug queenpin..." "... fromlouisville,Kentucky, Lucy GarfieId." "Or, as we call her at the station, "the louisville SmuggIer. "" "There will be no more running of marijuana through Spurbury." "You can count on that." "You showed Grady our secret stash?" "I didn't show Grady the stash." "That grass represented a bond between us." "I had no idea." "Did you think you could manipulate me?" "How could you say that?" "You crapped on my heart." "I what?" "What are you getting?" "Is Grady putting you on the road?" "You screwing him too?" "asshole." "Oh, my nuts." "What the fuck?" "Fucking traitor." "Hey, Mac, did it work?" "Did it work?" "Was there a moment when you suspected?" "Why?" "exactly." "Why think while getting cop-on-cop fucky-sucky?" "You tell her anything?" "Two cops in bed, what would they talk about?" "Doing it?" "Positions?" "You guys don't know her." "She was in on it." "Fuck you." "AII right!" "Fighting won't change anything." "Foster, she played you good." "It's called the honey pot." "I guess they're gonna shut us down anyway." "You're friends." "Don't let this come between you." "Come on now, shake hands." "Sorry." "You should be." "Hey." "Sorry." "Good." "Now, who wants a shot?" "I do." "I'II have one." "I said, who wants a shot?" "I do!" "Any openings in Sherburne?" "Not for you guys." "We're like the sons you never had." "If you were, I'd have smothered you by now." "Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man." "You put in for a transfer yet?" "I applied for a guard job." "At the post office." "You'II finally get to shoot someone." "To the death of fun." "Here's to you guys." "What's up, dirty dogs?" "Guess that's it for the old locker, huh?" "Stinks like ass, but I'II miss her." "You can say that about all my girls." "What the fuck?" "The fuck to you too." "What are you?" "I'm a cop." "What are you?" "A local cop?" "Grady had an opening, big deal." "Why are you wearing that uniform in my station?" "Look who's talking, Denim Dan." "You look like the CEO of Levi Strauss." "Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?" "You ratted us out to Grady." "I'm not gonna dignify myself with a response." "No hard feelings." "Nothing a few beers can't fix." "How about one on me, Ramrod?" "Excuse me, guys." "I'II be right back." "What the fuck?" "We should've taken him out and shot him long ago." "Aye, aye, captain." "I gotta call UrsuIa." "He's gotta pay for this." "Nobody wears that in my station." "Farva's going down." "Right!" "Grady's going down." "AII these fuckers are going down." "What?" "Welcome to Dimpus Burger, may I take your order?" "hello in there." "This is Officer Farva." "Give me a liter of cola." "Sorry, Officer Farva, I can't" "I'II come in there, boy." "hello?" "Let's pull someone over." "License and registration." "When you gotta go, you gotta go." "I'm cool." "I'm cool." "You are cool." "Grady, get your ass out here!" "Grady!" "I don't wanna be a weenie, but I should call UrsuIa." "No way!" "You sound like a weenie!" "Fuck it." "Give me the radio." "He's not home." "Hey, chief!" "This is Farva." "Come in, ursula." "What are you doing?" "No." "I Iove you, ursula." "Who is this?" "hello?" "UrsuIa, I'm sorry." "This is a police channel." "Get off it." "I'm trying to apologize here." "This isn't a civilian channel..." "...if you want to talk, Go to channel five." "AII right, Thorny." "Pop it over to channel five." "Look what I found!" "Two-by-fours." "You go, girl." "help me out here." "Foster, is that you?" "So hey, what's going on?" "Don't use that boyfriend voice." "What are you doing?" "Don't use that voice." "Did you know Farva told Grady about our plan?" "Yeah, I know." "He's working for us." "I'm sorry about that whole thing." "Can I come see you?" "Listen, Foster" "Ursula!" "I'm naked!" "Listen, Foster." "Do you want to get these guys back?" "Yeah." "I know a way to get them." "Let's get them good." "You hear that, guys?" "I get off at 1 0:30." "Meet me at Route 9 and Okeechobee Road." "She said "Okeechobee. "" "She's okey-dokey." "She's late." "Foster, is this your usual meeting spot?" "No." "Shit!" "GaIikanokus!" "Same shit, different day, huh, Rabbit?" "Everybody out of the car!" "I said now!" "You're under arrest for stealing a police vehicle." "No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a total fuckhead!" "Don't do this." "We gotta catch that truck." "Using what?" "Super citizen power?" "GaIikanokus is on that truck." "I'II believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like sherbet." "Does it sound like that when I say it?" "You are not stopping me from getting my job back!" "I got a job." "You're a local cop." "Goddamn right!" "You ratted us out." "No, Thorny." "I barely had a job before." "Farva, get the coffee." "Farva, hit the radio." "Farva, clean the cells." "I'm a cop!" "I got my own car now." "I get to bust criminals!" "It's what I gotta do!" "You screwed us over." "No, Thorny." "Okay, I did!" "I did!" "I'm sorry, Rodney." "I'm sorry." "No, no, please." "Come on." "Listen." "This is your big chance." "If we go there and we're wrong, no big deal." "But if we're right, you can be a hero." "Come on." "Team Ramrod." "Look at that!" "My God." "We got them, Cap." "My God, we got them." "Fucking GaIikanokus." "There's Canadian markings on that plane." "Foster, you and Rabbit come around in a pincer move." "Mac, I need you to" "No, Thorny..." "... meandyou." "WeoutfIankthem." "We do a submarine move." "Team Ramrod?" "Shut up, Farva." "Wait a minute." "I hate those fucking guys." "locals." "Goddamn it, dipshits." "If I had my car, I'd have been on this bust." "Rodney!" "Get your ass back here!" "Here we go again." "What the fuck?" "Did you see that?" "He kissed that guy." "holy shit." "God, we should've known." "So the local cops are selling Afghani grass to the Canadians?" "assholes." "No, it's coming in from Canada." "Canadian grass." "assholes!" "No, the local mothers are running protection for them." "I guess I'm the asshole." "I'm sorry, we didn't wait" "No, I need to tell you something." "Are you guys drunk?" "No." "The locals are running grass." "I wanted to tell you." "I know." "I've known for a while." "You know this?" "Wait, wait." "Are you in on it?" "No." "They keep me on dispatch." "I didn't know what to do." "I was afraid I'd lose my job." "We would've arrested them." "We used to be cops, remember?" "I remember." "No offense, but the less you knew, the less you'd screw up." "I was trying to stop it without going down." "That's why I helped steal the Winnebago..." "... andthat'swhyIbroughtyouhere." "You didn't do this because you Iike Foster?" "I do like Foster, but" "You used him." "Yeah, I guess so." "But I really like him now." "That's so good." "This is kind of awkward." "I hate to break up the Iike-fest, but it's prime time for crime time." "Are you guys kidding?" "Look at yourselves." "You saw what they did to GaIikanokus' girlfriend." "You guys are drunk and unarmed." "No, I'm sober as a bird." "I am drunk." "What do you got?" "No guns." "They have flares." "And some string." "Oh, Farva." "You sad, lonely man." "Oh, wait." "He's got your name written on it." "Chief!" "Chief Grady!" "I secured the perimeter, sir." "Farva?" "I missed the call." "Looks like we got them!" "What the hell are you doing here?" "Put that pistol down." "english!" "Chief?" "Put a bullet in him." "What the fuck is this?" "Grady?" "Shit!" "What the fuck is that?" "Shit!" "Shoot that!" "That's my car." "That's my girl." "Smy, Burton, check that out." "Are you drunk?" "Drunk enough to kick your ass." "Let's see what you got, O'Hagan." "Come on." "Two-time Navy champion." "Tag him and bag him!" "Way to go, Cap." "Give my regards to Bobby Baboon." "You haven't opened it yet, have you?" "How you doing?" "Hey, buddy." "Hey." "How you feeling?" "Hi, John." "Hi, darling." "Here we go." ""Dear John:" "congratulations are due to you and your men..." "... foryourbrave,impressive, but most of all..." "... unorthodoxtacticsin thwarting the drug smuggling..." "... andextremepolicecorruption."" "AII right." "She loves us." ""I can't stress enough how proud we at the Statehouse are." "The state of Vermont could use more officers like your men." "As you requested..." "... wehavere-evaIuatedthe financial situation regarding your unit. "" "And we're gonna buy you a tank." ""Due to our tight fiscal situation, we regret to inform you..." "... thatwearestillgoingtohave to close your station." "Good luck in Sherburne, John..." "... andgiveyourmen mybest ." "sincerely, Governor Fuckhead. "" "I did not see that coming." "I told you to bring the handcart." "Sorry." "tilt it." "I remember these things being lighter." "I think I'm gonna drop a nut." "Shit." "I hope they like foam." "It's not so bad." "Good exercise, cool uniforms." "AII the beer you can drink." "I'm into that." "Beer!" "Oh, God!" "You order the keg of St. Anky?" "Yeah, but aren't you guys the highway patroI--?" "Yeah, but our station got shut down so... ." "No shit, man." "Yeah, shit." "This your keg?" "My dad ordered it, but he's asleep right now." "Keg's here!" "St. Anky's." "Oh, God, no." "No." "Hey, man." "Hey, bro." "It's cool, man." "They got fired." "No shit?" "No shit, man!" "AII right." "Where does the keg go?" "Put it in the rec room, man." "Come on in." "Keg!" "Make room." "Kegger." "What took you guys so long?" "Did you brew it yourself?" "Be cool, man." "I am cool." "Check this out." "Why don't you guys put that over there?" "Move it." "We want a drink." "Come on." "We gotta tap this thing." "You know what?" "I think it's better Feng Shui if it's over there." "definitely better over there." "Oh, wait, guys!" "You know what..." "... it'sprobablybetterfor the flow if you put it back over here." "Don't forget to tap that keg, guys." "Okay, somebody needs to sign for this." "And I'II need to see some I.D." "Look, you know what?" "I don't have any I.D." "But Abraham lincoln here, he says that I'm 21 ..." "... andhenevertoldalie ." "It was George Washington who never told a lie." "You guys drive a hard bargain, but... ." "actually, you know what?" "Why don't you guys split it?" "That was good." "Ready for the fun part?" "Yeah." "Because here comes the fun part." "Spurbury police!" "You're under arrest!" "You're under arrest!" "Come on back, now!" "Yeah." "AII this for a noise complaint?" "I Iove acid!" "Cops." "What the crap?" "How come nobody called me?" "We're in trouble, aren't we?" "Yeah." "You're in big trouble." "To choke somebody, hit the Adam's apple." "Like this?" "Higher." "Loser!" "Farva!" "subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]" "I think we got it."