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"Who here is sick about hearing about the debt ceiling?" "Who here is sick about hearing about the debt ceiling?" "Because if there's one more" "About the debt ceiling?" "Because if there's one more thing that's exciting more than" "Because if there's one more thing that's exciting more than partisan bickering is" "Thing that's exciting more than partisan bickering is accounting." "Partisan bickering is accounting." "This has been going on and has" "Accounting." "This has been going on and has reached that awkward moment" "This has been going on and has reached that awkward moment that a pissing contest reaches" "Reached that awkward moment that a pissing contest reaches where everyone is out of piss" "That a pissing contest reaches where everyone is out of piss and now they're just standing" "Where everyone is out of piss and now they're just standing there with their dick in their" "And now they're just standing there with their dick in their hand." "There with their dick in their hand." "It's a little embarrassing." "Hand." "It's a little embarrassing." "It's a little embarrassing." "Yeah, but it's" " But it's not yeah, but it's" " But it's not" " It's not over." "Yeah, but it's" " But it's not" " It's not over." "The whole congress has to stay" " It's not over." "The whole congress has to stay there for the whole weekend." "The whole congress has to stay there for the whole weekend." "They have to stay after for the" "There for the whole weekend." "They have to stay after for the weekend." "They have to stay after for the weekend." "The tea party republicans are" "Weekend." "The tea party republicans are especially pissed off for this." "The tea party republicans are especially pissed off for this." "A lot of them had to cancel" "Especially pissed off for this." "A lot of them had to cancel their civil war reenactment." "A lot of them had to cancel their civil war reenactment." "Yeah, their plan is to not pay" "Their civil war reenactment." "Yeah, their plan is to not pay our bills and hopes nobody gets" "Yeah, their plan is to not pay our bills and hopes nobody gets too mad about it." "Our bills and hopes nobody gets too mad about it." "Call me crazy, but I think the" "Too mad about it." "Call me crazy, but I think the government owes an apology to" "Call me crazy, but I think the government owes an apology to wesley snipes." "Government owes an apology to wesley snipes." "Wasn't that his plan?" "Wesley snipes." "Wasn't that his plan?" "One of the leading tea partiers" "Wasn't that his plan?" "One of the leading tea partiers is a guy named joe walsh." "One of the leading tea partiers is a guy named joe walsh." "Congressman joe walsh." "Is a guy named joe walsh." "Congressman joe walsh." "He went on youtube and wagged" "Congressman joe walsh." "He went on youtube and wagged his finger at obama." "He went on youtube and wagged his finger at obama." "Turns he is $117,000 delinquent" "His finger at obama." "Turns he is $117,000 delinquent in his child support." "Turns he is $117,000 delinquent in his child support." "Have you no irony, mr." "In his child support." "Have you no irony, mr." "Congressman?" "Have you no irony, mr." "Congressman?" "He said his kids don't have a" "Congressman?" "He said his kids don't have a child support problem." "He said his kids don't have a child support problem." "They have a spending problem." "Child support problem." "They have a spending problem." "They have a spending problem." "You know, if that's their line you know, if that's their line as if the only problem is" "You know, if that's their line as if the only problem is spending in washington." "As if the only problem is spending in washington." "John boehner said the other day" "Spending in washington." "John boehner said the other day that the democratic plan that" "John boehner said the other day that the democratic plan that was put forward is fake." "That the democratic plan that was put forward is fake." "He wants to save money by" "Was put forward is fake." "He wants to save money by ending our wars." "He wants to save money by ending our wars." "Saving money by ending our" "Ending our wars." "Saving money by ending our wars?" "Saving money by ending our wars?" "Have you gone sane?" "Wars?" "Have you gone sane?" "The republicans also attached" "Have you gone sane?" "The republicans also attached 39 writers to the bill" "The republicans also attached 39 writers to the bill repealing environmental 39 writers to the bill repealing environmental protection law." "Repealing environmental protection law." "Many of them forbade adding" "Protection law." "Many of them forbade adding endangered animals." "Many of them forbade adding endangered animals." "Once we get rid of social" "Endangered animals." "Once we get rid of social security, the old people will" "Once we get rid of social security, the old people will have to eat something." "Security, the old people will have to eat something." "Sorry, woodpeckers." "Have to eat something." "Sorry, woodpeckers." "But you know, I'll tell you the" "Sorry, woodpeckers." "But you know, I'll tell you the essence of the problem is" "But you know, I'll tell you the essence of the problem is something I've been saying for" "Essence of the problem is something I've been saying for years" " One party has no" "Something I've been saying for years" " One party has no brains and the other party has" "Years" " One party has no brains and the other party has no balls." "Brains and the other party has no balls." "Is it really so much to ask" "No balls." "Is it really so much to ask that to be one party with both?" "Is it really so much to ask that to be one party with both?" "Listen to this, by midweek the" "That to be one party with both?" "Listen to this, by midweek the democrats had given to the" "Listen to this, by midweek the democrats had given to the republicans more than they" "Democrats had given to the republicans more than they originally asked for when these" "Republicans more than they originally asked for when these negotiations started and the" "Originally asked for when these negotiations started and the republicans still wouldibility" "Negotiations started and the republicans still wouldibility take it." "Republicans still wouldibility take it." "We are, the democrats getting" "Take it." "We are, the democrats getting rid of the bush tax cuts?" "We are, the democrats getting rid of the bush tax cuts?" "No, that's off the table." "Rid of the bush tax cuts?" "No, that's off the table." "Deduction on corporation jets?" "No, that's off the table." "Deduction on corporation jets?" "No, off the table." "Deduction on corporation jets?" "No, off the table." "Ending subsidies for oil" "No, off the table." "Ending subsidies for oil companies?" "Ending subsidies for oil companies?" "Off the table." "Companies?" "Off the table." "The only thing on the table is" "Off the table." "The only thing on the table is the democrats bent over." "The only thing on the table is the democrats bent over." "That's what's on the table." "The democrats bent over." "That's what's on the table." "That's what's on the table." "John boehner's plan, no tax john boehner's plan, no tax increases and a trillion" "John boehner's plan, no tax increases and a trillion dollars in cuts." "Increases and a trillion dollars in cuts." "Harry reid's plan" " That's the" "Dollars in cuts." "Harry reid's plan" " That's the democrat's plan, no tax" "Harry reid's plan" " That's the democrat's plan, no tax increases, $2 trillion in cuts." "Democrat's plan, no tax increases, $2 trillion in cuts." "This makes it really hard for" "Increases, $2 trillion in cuts." "This makes it really hard for the white house because if the" "This makes it really hard for the white house because if the democrats don't stand up for" "The white house because if the democrats don't stand up for what they believe in, how can" "Democrats don't stand up for what they believe in, how can obama sell them out?" "What they believe in, how can obama sell them out?" "Obama sell them out?" "Why is he bragging how he is why is he bragging how he is bending over backwards." "Why is he bragging how he is bending over backwards." "That's not a virtue to me." "Bending over backwards." "That's not a virtue to me." "If he bent over more backwards" "That's not a virtue to me." "If he bent over more backwards he could work the pole at the" "If he bent over more backwards he could work the pole at the spearmint rhino." "He could work the pole at the spearmint rhino." "Well, one person who will not" "Spearmint rhino." "Well, one person who will not be working with the pole at the" "Well, one person who will not be working with the pole at the spearmint rhino is the governor" "Be working with the pole at the spearmint rhino is the governor of new jersey, governor, fat" "Spearmint rhino is the governor of new jersey, governor, fat bastard" " I mean governor" "Of new jersey, governor, fat bastard" " I mean governor chris cristy had trouble" "Bastard" " I mean governor chris cristy had trouble breathing." "Chris cristy had trouble breathing." "He first noticed that there was" "Breathing." "He first noticed that there was a problem when he had difficult" "He first noticed that there was a problem when he had difficult inhaling a pizza." "A problem when he had difficult inhaling a pizza." "He was in the supermarket and" "Inhaling a pizza." "He was in the supermarket and he felt a tightness in his" "He was in the supermarket and he felt a tightness in his chest." "He felt a tightness in his chest." "And then he realized he had" "Chest." "And then he realized he had gotten lodged in the dairy" "And then he realized he had gotten lodged in the dairy case." "Gotten lodged in the dairy case." "No, he's ok." "Case." "No, he's ok." "The hospital upgraded his" "No, he's ok." "The hospital upgraded his position to gigantic." "The hospital upgraded his position to gigantic." "And the doctors say he's" "Position to gigantic." "And the doctors say he's already up and about and taking" "And the doctors say he's already up and about and taking helicopters to travel 20 feet." "Already up and about and taking helicopters to travel 20 feet." "The doctors said to governor" "Helicopters to travel 20 feet." "The doctors said to governor cristy, you have to stop eating" "The doctors said to governor cristy, you have to stop eating ice cream out of big" "Cristy, you have to stop eating ice cream out of big five-Gallon tubs and he said" "Ice cream out of big five-Gallon tubs and he said why?" "Five-Gallon tubs and he said why?" "And the doctor said so I can" "Why?" "And the doctor said so I can examine you." "And the doctor said so I can examine you." "All right." "Examine you." "All right." "We've got a great show." "All right." "We've got a great show." "We've got matt kibbe and" "We've got a great show." "We've got matt kibbe and margaret hoover and eliot" "We've got matt kibbe and margaret hoover and eliot spitzer is here." "Margaret hoover and eliot spitzer is here." "And a little later bryan" "Spitzer is here." "And a little later bryan cranston will be out here." "And a little later bryan cranston will be out here." "But first for 10 years he tried" "Cranston will be out here." "But first for 10 years he tried to tell the world that bernie" "But first for 10 years he tried to tell the world that bernie madoff was a crook." "To tell the world that bernie madoff was a crook." "His book "no one would lisn."" "Madoff was a crook." "His book "no one would lisn." His new documentary opening" "His book "no one would lisn." His new documentary opening august 26." "His new documentary opening august 26." "Harry markopolos." "August 26." "Harry markopolos." "Thank you for having me." "Harry markopolos." "Thank you for having me." "Bill: sure, I recognize you" "Thank you for having me." "Bill: sure, I recognize you from your appearances on "60" "Bill: sure, I recognize you from your appearances on "60 minutes."" "From your appearances on "60 minutes." You're a whistleower" "Minutes. " You're a whistleower  iryo be."" "You're a whistleower  iryo be." "I chase bad guys." "Iryo be." "I chase bad guys." "Bill: there's too little of" "I chase bad guys." "Bill:" "there's too little of that." "Bill: there's too little of that." "How do you think we can make" "That." "How do you think we can make the life of the whistleblower" "How do you think we can make the life of the whistleblower more safe and encourage them" "The life of the whistleblower more safe and encourage them more?" "More safe and encourage them more?" "Don frank did that with" "More?" "Don frank did that with section 922, the don frank act." "Don frank did that with section 922, the don frank act." "Bill: speak in regular person" "Section 922, the don frank act." "Bill:" "speak in regular person language." "Bill: speak in regular person language." "Congress protects" "Language." "Congress protects whistleblowers." "Congress protects whistleblowers." "If they do, they won't get" "Whistleblowers." "If they do, they won't get punished." "If they do, they won't get punished." "They get rarded with 10% to" "Punished." "They get rarded with 10% to ste." "Of whatever the bad guys" "They get rarded with 10% to ste." "Of whatever the bad guys bill:" "I hear that that bill" "Ste." "Of whatever the bad guys bill:" "I hear that that bill you're referring to is dying" "Bill:" "I hear that that bill you're referring to is dying the death of a thousand cuts" "You're referring to is dying the death of a thousand cuts because they have a million" "The death of a thousand cuts because they have a million lobbyists that are working at" "Because they have a million lobbyists that are working at it and they're at it like chris" "Lobbyists that are working at it and they're at it like chris cristy at porter house steak." "It and they're at it like chris cristy at porter house steak." "The s." "E.C. Has been very" "Cristy at porter house steak." "The s." "E.C. Has been very aggressive and diligently are" "The s." "E.C. Has been very aggressive and diligently are solving those cases with me." "Aggressive and diligently are solving those cases with me." "Fahris cristy is." "More about how" "Solving those cases with me." "Fahris cristy is." "More about how no." "Fahris cristy is." "More about how no." "As an expert on financial" "No." "As an expert on financial things, but is there any" "As an expert on financial things, but is there any connection in your mind between" "Things, but is there any connection in your mind between what was going on" " It was" "Connection in your mind between what was going on" " It was only a few years ago when we" "What was going on" " It was only a few years ago when we were obsessed with bernie" "Only a few years ago when we were obsessed with bernie madoff and this crisis that's" "Were obsessed with bernie madoff and this crisis that's going on?" "Madoff and this crisis that's going on?" "Y, croed accounting is a" "Going on?" "Y, croed accounting is a similar theme between both." "Y, croed accounting is a similar theme between both." "Congress can attack the $24" "Similar theme between both." "Congress can attack the $24 trillion deficit problem." "Congress can attack the $24 trillion deficit problem." "But they have off-Balance sheet" "Trillion deficit problem." "But they have off-Balance sheet liabilitys that are bigger." "But they have off-Balance sheet liabilitys that are bigger." "Medicare is probably $80" "Liabilitys that are bigger." "Medicare is probably $80 trillion." "Medicare is probably $80 trillion." "Unfunded." "Illion?" "Trillion." "Unfunded." "Illion?" "Bill: how many years?" "Unfunded." "Illion?" "Bill: how many years?" "You have to look long-Term." "Bill: how many years?" "You have to look long-Term." "You to be budgeted in decades." "You have to look long-Term." "You to be budgeted in decades." "Bill: we're not going to run" "You to be budgeted in decades." "Bill:" "we're not going to run that up in a year." "Bill: we're not going to run that up in a year." "By 2040" "That up in a year." "By 2040" " Bill: $80 trillion." "By 2040" " Bill: $80 trillion." "Y, we're in bigger shit than" "Bill: $80 trillion." "Y, we're in bigger shit than I thought." "Y, we're in bigger shit than I thought." "You're debbie downer." "I thought." "You're debbie downer." "And if we default, I mean, you" "You're debbie downer." "And if we default, I mean, you hear this argument on" "And if we default, I mean, you hear this argument on television every day, the t" "Hear this argument on television every day, the t" "Television every day, the t part ss, don't worry about" "Part ss, don't worry about it." "Part ss, don't worry about it." "But we're fucked, rht, ife" "It." "But we're fucked, rht, ife default?" "But we're fucked, rht, ife default?" "The people who seem to know" "Default?" "The people who seem to know math and have went to college," "The people who seem to know math and have went to college, they seem and read" " They seem" "Math and have went to college, they seem and read" " They seem" " The thinkers is what I'm" "They seem and read" " They seem" " The thinkers is what I'm saying, they seem to feel that" " The thinkers is what I'm saying, they seem to feel that if we default on this, it is a" "Saying, they seem to feel that if we default on this, it is a clamity." "If we default on this, it is a clamity." "The u." "S. Dollar can quickly" "Clamity." "The u." "S. Dollar can quickly become the american peso." "The u." "S. Dollar can quickly become the american peso." "That's what the math looks" "Become the american peso." "That's what the math looks like." "That's what the math looks like." "As far as a triple a rating," "Like." "As far as a triple a rating, there's no way we can have a" "As far as a triple a rating, there's no way we can have a triple a rating not with the" "There's no way we can have a triple a rating not with the congress we have." "Triple a rating not with the congress we have." "Bill: but if we lose that" "Congress we have." "Bill: but if we lose that triple a rating worse." "Bill: but if we lose that triple a rating worse." "It's going to harm the" "Triple a rating worse." "It's going to harm the economy." "It's going to harm the economy." "Bill: so you're saying we're" "Economy." "Bill: so you're saying we're skating on a triple a and we" "Bill: so you're saying we're skating on a triple a and we shouldn't do anything who know" "Skating on a triple a and we shouldn't do anything who know it's not really a triple a." "Shouldn't do anything who know it's not really a triple a." "Double-A is bad." "It's not really a triple a." "Double-A is bad." "A.A. Could be worse." "Double-A is bad." "A.A. Could be worse." "Bill:" "I get it it." "A.A. Could be worse." "Bill:" "I get it it." " I get it." "Bill:" "I get it it." " I get it." " I get it." "Bill: so I really enjoyed the bill: so I really enjoyed the documentary about bernie" "Bill: so I really enjoyed the documentary about bernie madoff." "Documentary about bernie madoff." "I must say there was a lot more" "Madoff." "I must say there was a lot more guns involved in that" "I must say there was a lot more guns involved in that documentary than I thought" "Guns involved in that documentary than I thought there would in a documentary" "Documentary than I thought there would in a documentary about an accountant." "There would in a documentary about an accountant." "Tell the people's about the" "About an accountant." "Tell the people's about the guns because you feared for" "Tell the people's about the guns because you feared for your life." "Guns because you feared for your life." "I did because bernie was" "Your life." "I did because bernie was stealing from organized crime" "I did because bernie was stealing from organized crime if you're crazy enough to steal" "Stealing from organized crime if you're crazy enough to steal from the co william byians," "If you're crazy enough to steal from the co william byians, well, they have a unique of" "From the co william byians, well, they have a unique of managing their terminations." "Well, they have a unique of managing their terminations." "If he knew I had a team" "Managing their terminations." "If he knew I had a team dragging him across two" "If he knew I had a team dragging him across two continents then I have a lot to" "Dragging him across two continents then I have a lot to fear." "Continents then I have a lot to fear." "Bill: do you still fear?" "Fear." "Bill: do you still fear?" "No, all the risk turned to" "Bill: do you still fear?" "No, all the risk turned to him when he turned his sorry" "No, all the risk turned to him when he turned his sorry butt I" "Him when he turned his sorry butt I" "Butt I bill: right." "Bill: right." "Do we know how he's doing in" "Bill: right." "Do we know how he's doing in prison?" "Do we know how he's doing in prison?" "I heae's an joying an" "Prison?" "I heae's an joying an active sex life." "I heae's an joying an active sex life." "He's the belle of the balm" "Active sex life." "He's the belle of the balm bill: he hasn't" " Belle of the" "He's the belle of the balm bill: he hasn't" " Belle of the ball." "Bill: he hasn't" " Belle of the ball." "Bill: he hasn't made a lot of" "Ball." "Bill: he hasn't made a lot of enemies." "Bill: he hasn't made a lot of enemies." "No one needed the guns more" "Enemies." "No one needed the guns more yocan' exactly flee to" "No one needed the guns more yocan' exactly flee to another country with all those" "Yocan' exactly flee to another country with all those people looking if you." "Another country with all those people looking if you." "Bill: right." "People looking if you." "Bill: right." "You mentioned organized crime," "Bill: right." "You mentioned organized crime, it kind of reminded me of" "You mentioned organized crime, it kind of reminded me of whitey bullger, you know that" "It kind of reminded me of whitey bullger, you know that crook from england." "Whitey bullger, you know that crook from england." "He was protected the whole" "Crook from england." "He was protected the whole time, it turned out from the" "He was protected the whole time, it turned out from the inside." "Time, it turned out from the inside." "He had those guys on the f." "B.I." "Inside." "He had those guys on the f." "B.I. He was their informants." "He had those guys on the f." "B.I. He was their informants." "It's sort of the same thing" "He was their informants." "It's sort of the same thing with bernie and the s." "E." "It's sort of the same thing with bernie and the s." "E. Cremplet c." " S.E.C." "With bernie and the s." "E. Cremplet c." " S.E.C. They protected him." "Cremplet c." " S.E.C. They protected him." "They're supposed to regulate" "They protected him." "They're supposed to regulate just like the material mining" "They're supposed to regulate just like the material mining industry." "Just like the material mining industry." "The miners were killed." "Industry." "The miners were killed." "People on the horizons." "The miners were killed." "People on the horizons." "And that's how they do it." "People on the horizons." "And that's how they do it." "Bill: is the s." "E.C. Better now" "Than it was in bush." "Than it was in bush." "Mary shapiro is the chairman" "Than it was in bush." "Mary shapiro is the chairman has clean house." "Mary shapiro is the chairman has clean house." "She's enacted all of the" "Has clean house." "She's enacted all of the reforms that the attorney" "She's enacted all of the reforms that the attorney general has pointed out in the" "Reforms that the attorney general has pointed out in the madoff case." "General has pointed out in the madoff case." "They're bringing out big cases." "Madoff case." "They're bringing out big cases." "Before there was a protected" "They're bringing out big cases." "Before there was a protected species on wall street." "Before there was a protected species on wall street." "And now no one's protected on" "Species on wall street." "And now no one's protected on wall street." "And now no one's protected on wall street." "Bill: so if we had another" "Wall street." "Bill: so if we had another crisis with the banks, would we" "Bill: so if we had another crisis with the banks, would we il tm ogain" "They don't deserve it, do they?" "They don't deserve it, do they?" "Bill: but they say if we d't," "They don't deserve it, do they?" "Bill: but they say if we d't, then the clamity would be" "Bill: but they say if we d't, then the clamity would be greater." "Then the clamity would be greater." "What shay should have done" "Greater." "What shay should have done the first time is nationalize" "What shay should have done the first time is nationalize these companies." "The first time is nationalize these companies." "Turn them over to the" "These companies." "Turn them over to the bondholders." "Turn them over to the bondholders." "Say your bond is worthless." "Bondholders." "Say your bond is worthless." "Any liquidity means you have," "Say your bond is worthless." "Any liquidity means you have, the federal reserve will" "Any liquidity means you have, the federal reserve will provide liquidity as far as the" "The federal reserve will provide liquidity as far as the c." "E.O. And the chief risk" "Provide liquidity as far as the c." "E.O. And the chief risk officer, gone, fired." "C.E.O. And the chief risk officer, gone, fired." "Bill: well, since we're about" "Officer, gone, fired." "Bill: well, since we're about to default and since we bailed" "Bill: well, since we're about to default and since we bailed out the banks, what about the" "To default and since we bailed out the banks, what about the banks bailing out us this time?" "Out the banks, what about the banks bailing out us this time?" "What about the banks lending" "Banks bailing out us this time?" "What about the banks lending the united states money and" "What about the banks lending the united states money and then we saying to them, we'll" "The united states money and then we saying to them, we'll pay you back when we get it?" "Then we saying to them, we'll pay you back when we get it?" "Amen, brother." "Pay you back when we get it?" "Amen, brother." "Let's do that." "Amen, brother." "Let's do that." "I like that." "Let's do that." "I like that." "Bill: thank you very much." "I like that." "Bill: thank you very much." "Harry markopolos." "Bill: thank you very much." "Harry markopolos." "Harry markopolos." "All right." "All right." "Let's meet our panel." "All right." "Let's meet our panel." "Hey, here they are." "Let's meet our panel." "Hey, here they are." "He is the former governor of" "Hey, here they are." "He is the former governor of new york." "He is the former governor of new york." "You all know the sheriff of" "New york." "You all know the sheriff of wall street, eliot spitzer." "You all know the sheriff of wall street, eliot spitzer." "She isepubcans strategist" "Wall street, eliot spitzer." "She isepubcans strategist and author of "american"" "She isepubcans strategist and author of "american individualism," margaret hoover" "And author of "american individualism," margaret hoover is bac wit us." ""Individualism," margaret hoover is bac wit us." "Hey, argat." "Is bac wit us." "Hey, argat." "And the president and c." "E.O. Of" "Hey, argat." "And the president and c." "E.O. Of freedom worksnd author of" "And the president and c." "E.O. Of freedom worksnd author of "give us liberty" matt kibbe." "Freedom worksnd author of "give us liberty" matt kibbe." "How are you doing?" ""Give us liberty" matt kibbe." "How are you doing?" "Good." "How are you doing?" "Good." "Bill: this is a good pel" "Good." "Bill: this is a good pel because we have representation" "Bill: this is a good pel because we have representation of the entire united states" "Because we have representation of the entire united states system." "Of the entire united states system." "We have a democrat" " A real" "System." "We have a democrat" " A real democrat." "We have a democrat" " A real democrat." "Thank you for saying that." "Democrat." "Thank you for saying that." "I'm proud of that." "Thank you for saying that." "I'm proud of that." "Bill: not the kind of pussies" "I'm proud of that." "Bill: not the kind of pussies then we have a republican." "Bill: not the kind of pussies then we have a republican." "I like the tea party." "Then we have a republican." "I like the tea party." "I think the tea party has" "I like the tea party." "I think the tea party has brought enormous " "I think the tea party has brought enormous" " Bill: just like a replica" "Brought enormous" " Bill: just like a replica wi nevay a bad word" "Bill: just like a replica wi nevay a bad word against the tea party." "Wi nevay a bad word against the tea party." "And then we have a true tea" "Against the tea party." "And then we have a true tea party." "Tea partier." "Tea partier." "Bill:" "I don't know what you" "Tea partier." "Bill:" "I don't know what you have to be a shamed of other" "Bill:" "I don't know what you have to be a shamed of other than bringing down this world." "Have to be a shamed of other than bringing down this world." "You are contrliverything." "Than bringing down this world." "You are contrliverything." "I don't know if that's fair." "You are contrliverything." "I don't know if that's fair." "I heard matt laurer say the" "I don't know if that's fair." "I heard matt laurer say the other day, do the american" "I heard matt laurer say the other day, do the american people deserve this, you know," "Other day, do the american people deserve this, you know, what's going on?" "People deserve this, you know, what's going on?" "And my answer would be the" "What's going on?" "And my answer would be the people in the tea party deserve" "And my answer would be the people in the tea party deserve it because when I hear it's all" "People in the tea party deserve it because when I hear it's all over the news." "It because when I hear it's all over the news." "When I hear it's a hostage" "Over the news." "When I hear it's a hostage situation, your economic terror" "When I hear it's a hostage situation, your economic terror is is that fair?" "Situation, your economic terror is is that fair?" "I don't think that's fair." "Is is that fair?" "I don't think that's fair." "We stepped up in a democratic" "I don't think that's fair." "We stepped up in a democratic process." "We stepped up in a democratic process." "The government goes to those" "Process." "The government goes to those who show up." "The government goes to those who show up." "In 2009 we marched to" "Who show up." "In 2009 we marched to washington in peaceful protest" "In 2009 we marched to washington in peaceful protest petitioning our government for" "Washington in peaceful protest petitioning our government for grievances." "Petitioning our government for grievances." "Bill: what about the people who" "Grievances." "Bill: what about the people who say, you don't really" "Bill: what about the people who say, you don't really understand how dire this" "Say, you don't really understand how dire this situation is?" "Understand how dire this situation is?" "It's like a baby who got a hold" "Situation is?" "It's like a baby who got a hold of a shotgun and we're trying" "It's like a baby who got a hold of a shotgun and we're trying to get it away from the baby." "Of a shotgun and we're trying to get it away from the baby." "Here's how I see it, both" "To get it away from the baby." "Here's how I see it, both parties are sitting in a" "Here's how I see it, both parties are sitting in a burning theater." "Parties are sitting in a burning theater." "We yeldire." "Burning theater." "We yeldire." "I don't want to jump in and" "We yeldire." "I don't want to jump in and be too" " But I think you guys" "I don't want to jump in and be too" " But I think you guys lit the fire." "Be too" " But I think you guys lit the fire." "Let's be real about this." "Lit the fire." "Let's be real about this." "Many people" " Bill clinton had" "Let's be real about this." "Many people" " Bill clinton had a budget surplus." "Many people" " Bill clinton had a budget surplus." "George bush gave us the" "A budget surplus." "George bush gave us the deficit, gave us the recession," "George bush gave us the deficit, gave us the recession, gave us the recession that led" "Deficit, gave us the recession, gave us the recession that led us over the cliff." "Gave us the recession that led us over the cliff." "It is the inmates running the" "Us over the cliff." "It is the inmates running the asylum." "It is the inmates running the asylum." "It is the people running the" "Asylum." "It is the people running the polics " "It is the people running the polics " "Polics - I'm glad you say I'm an old" "I'm glad you say I'm an old school democrat." "I'm glad you say I'm an old school democrat." "I believe in science " "School democrat." "I believe in science" "  And spending." "I believe in science" "  And spending." "And in responsible" "And spending." "And in responsible capitalism." "And in responsible capitalism." "Leer's what really happened" "Capitalism." "Leer's what really happened" " Here's what really happened." "Leer's what really happened" " Here's what really happened." "Let's be honest." " Here's what really happened." "Let's be honest." "There was no deficit and george" "Let's be honest." "There was no deficit and george bush raised it." "There was no deficit and george bush raised it." "And then it got doubled by" "Bush raised it." "And then it got doubled by barack obama." "And then it got doubled by barack obama." "And so here's the reality." "Barack obama." "And so here's the reality." "The tea party came to town " "And so here's the reality." "The tea party came to town" " It" " The debt doubled." "The tea party came to town" " It - The debt doubled." "The debt doubled." "It" " The debt doubled." "The debt doubled." "And the reality is that if the" "The debt doubled." "And the reality is that if the tea party hadn't come to town" "And the reality is that if the tea party hadn't come to town the senate would have had a few" "Tea party hadn't come to town the senate would have had a few speeches and the floor and the" "The senate would have had a few speeches and the floor and the" "Speeches and the floor and the We changed the conversation." "We changed the conversation." "Bill: did the debt double since" "We changed the conversation." "Bill: did the debt double since obama?" "Bill: did the debt double since obama?" "Not because of the" "Obama?" "Not because of the president." "Not because of the president." "Four factors." "Bill: really?" "Bill: really?" "The debt is $14 trillion?" "Bill: really?" "The debt is $14 trillion?" "Yeah." "The debt is $14 trillion?" "Yeah." "Here's whataused it" "Yeah." "Here's whataused it" "Here's whataused it we're about to go to 15" "We're about to go to 15- Admit that I'm right now." "We're about to go to 15" "  Admit that I'm right now." "Two wars caused it." "Admit that I'm right now." "Two wars caused it." "The bush tax cut caused it " "Two wars caused it." "The bush tax cut caused it" "  The stimulus " "The bush tax cut caused it" "  The stimulus" "  Please stop one minute." "The stimulus" "  Please stop one minute." "The recession that's the" "Please stop one minute." "The recession that's the consequence of the deregulatory" "The recession that's the consequence of the deregulatory craziness and the stimulus that" "Consequence of the deregulatory craziness and the stimulus that worked" " The auto industry " "Craziness and the stimulus that worked" " The auto industry" " Bill: 7%." "Worked" " The auto industry - Bill: 7%." "Bill is exactly right." "Bill: 7%." "Bill is exactly right." "Bill: the stimulus is 7%." "Bill is exactly right." "Bill: the stimulus is 7%." "Barack obama budget's " "Bill: the stimulus is 7%." "Barack obama budget's" " An why dide nee it" "Barack obama budget's" " An why dide nee it  the debt has doubled." "An why dide nee it  the debt has doubled." "Margaret, you're not looking" "The debt has doubled." "Margaret, you're not looking at causive factors." "Margaret, you're not looking at causive factors." "No!" "At causive factors." "No!" "But elliott " "No!" "But elliott" " Bill:" "let's move on." "But elliott - Bill:" "let's move on." "Bill:" "let's move on." "You're patronizing to the you're patronizing to the woman on the table." "You're patronizing to the woman on the table." "We're talking about numbers." "Woman on the table." "We're talking about numbers." "We're talking about a debt that" "We're talking about numbers." "We're talking about a debt that has doubled since barack obama" "We're talking about a debt that has doubled since barack obama has been in office." "Has doubled since barack obama has been in office." "That's a fact." "Has been in office." "That's a fact." "Bill: it's not a fact." "That's a fact." "Bill: it's not a fact." "It's not the right number " "Bill: it's not a fact." "It's not the right number" " And also, I'll tell you" " In" "It's not the right number" " And also, I'll tell you" " In 2009 which is bush's budget," "And also, I'll tell you" " In 2009 which is bush's budget, ok, the reason why they had to 2009 which is bush's budget, ok, the reason why they had to spend some money and again 7%" "Ok, the reason why they had to spend some money and again 7% of the big problem, the reason" "Spend some money and again 7% of the big problem, the reason they had to was because the" "Of the big problem, the reason they had to was because the last guy drove the economy into" "They had to was because the last guy drove the economy into a ditch." "Last guy drove the economy into a ditch." "I'm going to get to my nex" "A ditch." "I'm going to get to my nex point." "I'm going to get to my nex point." "This is problem which is the" "Point." "This is problem which is the democrats get blamed by the" "This is problem which is the democrats get blamed by the vast majority of americans for" "Democrats get blamed by the vast majority of americans for an ineffectual stimulus bill" "Vast majority of americans for an ineffectual stimulus bill and almost half of it was" "An ineffectual stimulus bill and almost half of it was republican tax cuts." "And almost half of it was republican tax cuts." "It wn't g eugh." "Republican tax cuts." "It wn't g eugh." "It s 1/3 of tax cuts." "It wn't g eugh." "It s 1/3 of tax cuts." "Bill: but in a $15 trillion" "It s 1/3 of tax cuts." "Bill: but in a $15 trillion economy or whatever it is, it" "Bill: but in a $15 trillion economy or whatever it is, it was not nearly enough to do the" "Economy or whatever it is, it was not nearly enough to do the job." "Was not nearly enough to do the job." "This is my problem with the" "Job." "This is my problem with the democrats." "This is my problem with the democrats." "They sign on to shit that" "Democrats." "They sign on to shit that wasn't their idea." "They sign on to shit that wasn't their idea." "I no longer understand this" "Wasn't their idea." "I no longer understand this man." "I no longer understand this man." "And I liked him." "Man." "And I liked him." "And I voted for him." "And I liked him." "And I voted for him." "I just don't understand this" "And I voted for him." "I just don't understand this man anymore." "I just don't understand this man anymore." "When he caved on revenues, I" "Man anymore." "When he caved on revenues, I thought this was the line in" "When he caved on revenues, I thought this was the line in the sand." "Thought this was the line in the sand." "I thought he would understand," "The sand." "I thought he would understand, that you know, what my" "I thought he would understand, that you know, what my reputation is not good as a" "That you know, what my reputation is not good as a negotiator." "Reputation is not good as a negotiator." "We need some revenues to fix" "Negotiator." "We need some revenues to fix this." "We need some revenues to fix this." "When he caved on that" " I" "This." "When he caved on that" " I mean, they own him." "When he caved on that" " I mean, they own him." "It's worse than that, bill." "Mean, they own him." "It's worse than that, bill." "I agree with you, he never" "It's worse than that, bill." "I agree with you, he never should have done the december" "I agree with you, he never should have done the december deal to extend the bush tax" "Should have done the december deal to extend the bush tax cuts." "Deal to extend the bush tax cuts." "That's what's creating the" "Cuts." "That's what's creating the deficit." "That's what's creating the deficit." "One second." "Deficit." "One second." "Once he agreed to do it, not" "One second." "Once he agreed to do it, not back in december to say to the" "Once he agreed to do it, not back in december to say to the republican house and the" "Back in december to say to the republican house and the republican leadership inhe" "Republican house and the republican leadership inhe senate, raise the debt ceiling" "Republican leadership inhe senate, raise the debt ceiling on him now, it was as clear as" "Senate, raise the debt ceiling on him now, it was as clear as the sun coming up the next day," "On him now, it was as clear as the sun coming up the next day, we were going to get hit by" "The sun coming up the next day, we were going to get hit by this." "We were going to get hit by this." "He gave them a second bite io" "This." "He gave them a second bite io the apple." "He gave them a second bite io the apple." "This whole thing should have" "The apple." "This whole thing should have been aided ifim geithner" "This whole thing should have been aided ifim geithner negotiated properly." "Been aided ifim geithner negotiated properly." "We have to be clear about" "Negotiated properly." "We have to be clear about this." "We have to be clear about this." "The democrats have yet to put a" "This." "The democrats have yet to put a plan on the table to deal with" "The democrats have yet to put a plan on the table to deal with the debt or the debt ceiling." "Plan on the table to deal with the debt or the debt ceiling." "Those are talking points." "The debt or the debt ceiling." "Those are talking points." "What happened to transparency?" "Those are talking points." "What happened to transparency?" "What happenedo the idea " "What happened to transparency?" "What happenedo the idea" " Bill: matt, wasn't the grand" "What happenedo the idea" " Bill: matt, wasn't the grand bargain, I don't think he" "Bill: matt, wasn't the grand bargain, I don't think he should have linked the debt" "Bargain, I don't think he should have linked the debt ceiling fight with the budget" "Should have linked the debt ceiling fight with the budget fight to begin with." "Ceiling fight with the budget fight to begin with." "The debt ceiling fight is about" "Fight to begin with." "The debt ceiling fight is about the past, money we've already" "The debt ceiling fight is about the past, money we've already spent." "The past, money we've already spent." "The budget fight is about the" "Spent." "The budget fight is about the future." "The budget fight is about the future." "Ok." "Future." "Ok." "But he did." "Ok." "But he did." "Did he not put on the table a" "But he did." "Did he not put on the table a grand bargain with more deficit" "Did he not put on the table a grand bargain with more deficit reduction than even the" "Grand bargain with more deficit reduction than even the republicans?" "Reduction than even the republicans?" "We don't know what it was." "Republicans?" "We don't know what it was." "He floated it to the press." "We don't know what it was." "He floated it to the press." "It was never in writing." "Writing was his budget in" "Writing was his budget in january which was sent to the" "Writing was his budget in january which was sent to the senate." "January which was sent to the senate." "And he couldn't get any" "Senate." "And he couldn't get any democrat to vote for it." "And he couldn't get any democrat to vote for it. 97-0." "Democrat to vote for it. 97-0." "Then he gave a speech which the 97-0." "Then he gave a speech which the c." "V.O.An't score." "Then he gave a speech which the c." "V.O.An't score." "There have bee nber of" "C.V.O.An't score." "There have bee nber of different plans." "There have bee nber of different plans." "You have bole simpson." "Different plans." "You have bole simpson." "Bole simpson has been the" "You have bole simpson." "Bole simpson has been the pardon " "Bole simpson has been the pardon" "  Wait." "Pardon" "  Wait." "Because the republicans in the" "Wait." "Because the republicans in the house refuse." "Because the republicans in the house refuse." "Then you have the gang of six" "House refuse." "Then you have the gang of six which was a bipartisan effort." "Then you have the gang of six which was a bipartisan effort." "Wasn't barack obama behind" "Which was a bipartisan effort." "Wasn't barack obama behind that?" "Wasn't barack obama behind that?" "Yes, he did in the subtle" "That?" "Yes, he did in the subtle way that the " "Yes, he did in the subtle way that the" "  In the subtle way that the" "Way that the" "  In the subtle way that the president decided to leave the" "In the subtle way that the president decided to leave the country in a crisis?" "President decided to leave the country in a crisis?" "That's exactly right." "Country in a crisis?" "That's exactly right." "We have offered as democrats" "That's exactly right." "We have offered as democrats 3-1 a ratio of cuts to revenue." "We have offered as democrats 3-1 a ratio of cuts to revenue." "That was beyond - 3-1 a ratio of cuts to revenue." "That was beyond" "  Why don't you tell them to" "That was beyond" "  Why don't you tell them to the american people?" "Why don't you tell them to the american people?" "Bill:" "let me ask this " "The american people?" "Bill:" "let me ask this" " Whatever passes, hasn't barack" "Bill:" "let me ask this" " Whatever passes, hasn't barack obama signed his own death" "Whatever passes, hasn't barack obama signed his own death warrant as a candidate for 2012" "Obama signed his own death warrant as a candidate for 2012 because whatever passes, it's" "Warrant as a candidate for 2012 because whatever passes, it's going to strangle this recovery" "Because whatever passes, it's going to strangle this recovery in the crib which I think is" "Going to strangle this recovery in the crib which I think is what you republicans want?" "In the crib which I think is what you republicans want?" "I don't think you want the" "What you republicans want?" "I don't think you want the economy to succeed because if" "I don't think you want the economy to succeed because if the economy succeeds" " I think" "Economy to succeed because if the economy succeeds" " I think you want to kill it because" "The economy succeeds" " I think you want to kill it because th is t thwayo hehe" "You want to kill it because th is t thwayo hehe economy." "Th is t thwayo hehe economy." "So why obama said, you know" "Economy." "So why obama said, you know what, I'm half in on this" "So why obama said, you know what, I'm half in on this shitty idea of yours." "What, I'm half in on this shitty idea of yours." "Instead of saying months ago," "Shitty idea of yours." "Instead of saying months ago, this is how democrats would" "Instead of saying months ago, this is how democrats would approach this." "This is how democrats would approach this." "Yes, we are in debt." "Approach this." "Yes, we are in debt." "But we've been in debt before." "Yes, we are in debt." "But we've been in debt before." "And we've been in debt worse." "But we've been in debt before." "And we've been in debt worse." "We need to get people working" "And we've been in debt worse." "We need to get people working so that more taxpayers are" "We need to get people working so that more taxpayers are getting us out of debt." "So that more taxpayers are getting us out of debt." "That's an alternative approach." "Getting us out of debt." "That's an alternative approach." "Paul crudeman's article was" "That's an alternative approach." "Paul crudeman's article was about the stimulus was too" "Paul crudeman's article was about the stimulus was too small." "About the stimulus was too small." "We will spend more money" "Small." "We will spend more money that we don'have" "Do you know that germany's" "Do you know that germany's vernment spending far excee" "Do you know that germany's vernment spending far excee ours?" "Vernment spending far excee ours?" "Right now they'reutperforming" "Ours?" "Right now they'reutperforming us and evebo's sing what" "Right now they'reutperforming us and evebo's sing what are they doing right?" "Us and evebo's sing what are they doing right?" "Bill: as elliott was saying the" "Are they doing right?" "Bill: as elliott was saying the republicans spend all this" "Bill: as elliott was saying the republicans spend all this money." "Republicans spend all this money." "Where were the tea baggers when" "Money." "Where were the tea baggers when all the money was being spent?" "Where were the tea baggers when all the money was being spent?" "Crickets." "I ner hrd" " And then" "I ner hrd" " And then suddenly" " Sudnly when" "I ner hrd" " And then suddenly - Sudnly when blacky mcblackman becomes" "Suddenly" " Sudnly when blacky mcblackman becomes president " "Blacky mcblackman becomes president" "  No, no, no, no, no." "President" "  No, no, no, no, no." "Bill: suddenly the conversation" "No, no, no, no, no." "Bill: suddenly the conversation turns back to we're spending" "Bill: suddenly the conversation turns back to we're spending tomu money." "Turns back to we're spending tomu money." "You are rewriting history." "Tomu money." "You are rewriting history." "Come on, guys." "You are rewriting history." "Come on, guys." "Come on, guys." "The a pty started under the" "The a pty started under the bush bailouts." "The a pty started under the bush bailouts." "The $700 billion that bush" "Bush bailouts." "The $700 billion that bush bailed out the banks." "The $700 billion that bush bailed out the banks." "That's when you started to see" "Bailed out the banks." "That's when you started to see the patriots and the tea party." "That's when you started to see the patriots and the tea party." "Bill: but that's not when the" "The patriots and the tea party." "Bill:" "but that's not when the spending srted." "Bill: but that's not when the spending srted." "What about the other four years" "Spending srted." "What about the other four years" "What about the other four years Go back to your marks " "Go back to your marks - Bill: where were the tea" "Go back to your marks" " Bill: where were the tea baggers then?" "Bill: where were the tea baggers then?" "What about those seven years?" "Baggers then?" "What about those seven years?" "We were opposing this all" "What about those seven years?" "We were opposing this all along." "We were opposing this all along." "We were against" " We were" "Along." "We were against" " We were against medicare part d." "We were against" " We were against medicare part d." "We were against the earmarks." "Against medicare part d." "We were against the earmarks." "We have attacked republicans" "We were against the earmarks." "We have attacked republicans when they have overespn." "We have attacked republicans when they have overespn." "Reblics orspe," "When they have overespn." "Reblics orspe, democrats overspent." "Reblics orspe, democrats overspent." "Bill: much more quietly." "Democrats overspent." "Bill: much more quietly." "I asked dick, where would" "Bill: much more quietly." "I asked dick, where would you cut?" "I asked dick, where would you cut?" "M.P.R.." "You cut?" "M.P.R.." "Here's the other thing." "M.P.R.." "Here's the other thing." "Revenue has gone down." "Here's the other thing." "Revenue has gone down." "It's not that spending has gone" "Revenue has gone down." "It's not that spending has gone up as much, revenue has gone" "It's not that spending has gone up as much, revenue has gone down" " No, no, if you look at" "Up as much, revenue has gone down" " No, no, if you look at the percentage revenue down" "Down" " No, no, if you look at the percentage revenue down 14.8%." "The percentage revenue down 14.8%." "Right because we have 9.7% 14.8%." "Right because we have 9.7% unemployment." "Right because we have 9.7% unemployment." "You can't pay your taxes if you" "Unemployment." "You can't pay your taxes if you don't have a job." "You can't pay your taxes if you don't have a job." "You can't cut off this blood" "Don't have a job." "You can't cut off this blood" "You can't cut off this blood supp of money into the" "Supp of money into the economy." "Supp of money into the economy." "Let's stop talking about that." "Economy." "Let's stop talking about that." "I want to ask about the story" "Let's stop talking about that." "I want to ask about the story was this week." "I want to ask about the story was this week." "This clip from the movie "the"" "Was this week." "This clip from the movie "the town."" "This clip from the movie "the town. " Did you see "the town"?" "Town. " Did you see "the town"?" "What a terrific movie, ben" "Did you see "the town"?" "What a terrific movie, ben affleck's movie." "What a terrific movie, ben affleck's movie." "And as sort of a motivation for" "Affleck's movie." "And as sort of a motivation for their troops, the republicans" "And as sort of a motivation for their troops, the republicans showed at their meeting, I" "Their troops, the republicans showed at their meeting, I think it was tuesday morning" "Showed at their meeting, I think it was tuesday morning trying to get votes a clip from" "Show the clip that they used as" "Show the clip that they used as motivation." "Show the clip that they used as motivation." "I need your help." "Motivation." "I need your help." "I can't tell you what it is." "I need your help." "I can't tell you what it is." "You could never ask me about it" "I can't tell you what it is." "You could never ask me about it later." "You could never ask me about it later." "What's cal going to take?" "Later." "What's cal going to take?" "Bill: the republican party," "What's cal going to take?" "Bill: the republican party, we're going to hurt some" "Bill: the republican party, we're going to hurt some people." "We're going to hurt some people." "And alan west from florida" "People." "And alan west from florida said, you know, you had me at" "And alan west from florida said, you know, you had me at "hurt some people."" "Said, you know, you had me at "hurt some people." I'll drive the car." ""Hurt some people." I'll drive the car." "Aside from the fact that the" "I'll drive the car." "Aside from the fact that the republicans keep using people" "Aside from the fact that the republicans keep using people ke ben affleck, bruce" "Republicans keep using people ke ben affleck, bruce springstein, tom petty, people" "Ke ben affleck, bruce springstein, tom petty, people who don't like them in their" "Springstein, tom petty, people who don't like them in their music and then these people" "Who don't like them in their music and then these people have to sue them or call them" "Music and then these people have to sue them or call them up anday please don't use my" "Have to sue them or call them up anday please don't use my song, pleas don't use my" "Up anday please don't use my song, pleas don't use my movie." "Song, pleas don't use my movie." "We don't like you." "Movie." "We don't like you." "Weapon don't agree with you." "We don't like you." "Weapon don't agree with you." "But I guess what else would" "Weapon don't agree with you." "But I guess what else would they use?" "But I guess what else would they use?" "It's not that much from "walker"" "They use?" "It's not that much from "walker texas ranger"." "It's not that much from "walker texas ranger"." "Texas ranger"." "I don't know what I'm asking" "I don't know what I'm asking here." "I don't know what I'm asking here." "Are liberals making too big," "Here." "Are liberals making too big, something out of nothing?" "Are liberals making too big, something out of nothing?" "Imagine if we had done that?" "Something out of nothing?" "Imagine if we had done that?" "If I had ever used lines like" "Imagine if we had done that?" "If I had ever used lines like that it would have been" "If I had ever used lines like that it would have been craziness." "That it would have been craziness." "Then you would have hadhe fox" "Craziness." "Then you would have hadhe fox news machine building up this" "Then you would have hadhe fox news machine building up this enormousnger aut loo how" "News machine building up this enormousnger aut loo how democrats manipulate the" "Enormousnger aut loo how democrats manipulate the public." "Democrats manipulate the public." "You were right, bill, this is" "Public." "You were right, bill, this is an insane way to motivate our" "You were right, bill, this is an insane way to motivate our troops." "An insane way to motivate our troops." "And it's anthetical to what we" "Troops." "And it's anthetical to what we believe in." "And it's anthetical to what we believe in." "Bill:" "let me read the quotes" "Believe in." "Bill:" "let me read the quotes from debbie wasserman shultz." "Bill:" "let me read the quotes from debbie wasserman shultz." "She said the gentleman from" "From debbie wasserman shultz." "She said the gentleman from florid repsenthousds of" "She said the gentleman from florid repsenthousds of medicare beneficiaries as do I" "Florid repsenthousds of medicare beneficiaries as do I is supportive of this plan." "Medicare beneficiaries as do I is supportive of this plan." "Unbelievable for a member from" "Is supportive of this plan." "Unbelievable for a member from south florida." "Unbelievable for a member from south florida." "In other words, she was saying," "South florida." "In other words, she was saying, you're from florida where all" "In other words, she was saying, you're from florida where all the old people live and you" "You're from florida where all the old people live and you want to cut off their medicare." "The old people live and you want to cut off their medicare." "But she said, this is not a big" "Want to cut off their medicare." "But she said, this is not a big" " To me this is not outside of" "But she said, this is not a big" " To me this is not outside of politics." " To me this is not outside of politics." "Here's alan west's response," "Politics." "Here's alan west's response, you want a personalightim" "Here's alan west's response, you want a personalightim happy to oblige." "You want a personalightim happy to oblige." "You are the vile person." "Bill:" "I will raise you - bill:" "I will raise you - These characters happen in" "Bill:" "I will raise you" "  These characters happen in politics all the time." "These characters happen in politics all the time." "I'm not condoning them." "Politics all the time." "I'm not condoning them." "You can't characterize the" "I'm not condoning them." "You can't characterize the entire rublin pty a a" "You can't characterize the entire rublin pty a a single" " And guess what?" "Entire rublin pty a a single" " And guess what?" "Guess what?" "Single" " And guess what?" "Guess what?" "They use those letters for" "Guess what?" "They use those letters for fundraisering and their" "They use those letters for fundraisering and their cawthernare piling high " "Fundraisering and their cawthernare piling high" " Bill: you arehe most vile and" "Cawthernare piling high" " Bill: you arehe most vile and despicable." "Bill: you arehe most vile and despicable." "This is not what the debate" "Despicable." "This is not what the debate is about." "This is not what the debate is about." "Bill: one side thinks and talks" "Is about." "Bill: one side thinks and talks like this." "Bill: one side thinks and talks like this." "That is so untrue, bill." "Like this." "That is so untrue, bill." "That's not fair." "That is so untrue, bill." "That's not fair." "You're cherry picking her" "That's not fair." "You're cherry picking her club." "You're cherry picking her club." "She's been going for harry" "Club." "She's been going for harry west." "She's been going for harry west." "Bill: with language like that?" "West." "Bill: with language like that?" "Absolutely." "Bill: with language like that?" "Absolutely." "Bill: after this clip, the" "Absolutely." "Bill: after this clip, the republicans made a motivational" "Bill: after this clip, the republicans made a motivational reel that would fire us up." "To show next week at their" "To show next week at their meet" "To show next week at their meet  cut that off." "Meet  cut that off." "That's not funny." "Cut that off." "That's not funny." "Guess wha" "That's not funny." "Guess wha now thiis hpening." "Excu me." "Excu me." "What are you doing?" "Excu me." "What are you doing?" "You're hurrying me!" "What are you doing?" "You're hurrying me!" "No!" "You're hurrying me!" "No!" "Squeal!" "No!" "Squeal!" "Squeal!" "Squeal!" "Squeal!" "Ahh!" "Squeal!" "Ahh!" "It rubs its lotion o its" "Ahh!" "It rubs its lotion o its skin or else it gets the hose" "It rubs its lotion o its skin or else it gets the hose again." "Skin or else it gets the hose again." "Trust me." "Again." "Trust me." "For god's sake." "Trust me." "For god's sake." "I'll do my best!" "For god's sake." "I'll do my best!" "Please." "I'll do my best!" "Please." "Faster, faster, bambi!" "Please." "Faster, faster, bambi!" "Go fast!" "Faster, faster, bambi!" "Go fast!" "Keep runng" "Go fast!" "Keep runng keepunni!" "Keep runng keepunni!" "Keepunni!" "Bill: all right, let's bring bill: all right, let's bring our gust." "Bill: all right, let's bring our gust." "He's an emmy award-Winning" "Our gust." "He's an emmy award-Winning star, frombreang badryan" "He's an emmy award-Winning star, frombreang badryan cranston." "Star, frombreang badryan cranston." "Look at that." "Cranston." "Look at that." "Hollywood star." "Look at that." "Hollywood star." "The hollywood elite." "Hollywood star." "The hollywood elite." "Sorry to interrupt this ba" "The hollywood elite." "Sorry to interrupt this ba canali." "Sorry to interrupt this ba canali." "Bill:" "I want to congratulate" "Canali." "Bill:" "I want to congratulate you on your three emmys." "Bill:" "I want to congratulate you on your three emmys." "You sun of a bitch." "You on your three emmys." "You sun of a bitch." "I like your show because of" "You sun of a bitch." "I like your show because of course it's about drugs, one of" "I like your show because of course it's about drugs, one of my lifelong hobbies." "Course it's about drugs, one of my lifelong hobbies." "You as a meth dealer, meth" "My lifelong hobbies." "You as a meth dealer, meth maker, it's such a perfect met" "You as a meth dealer, meth maker, it's such a perfect met for for america, I think so." "Maker, it's such a perfect met for for america, I think so." "Do you think so?" "For for america, I think so." "Do you think so?" "Why do you think so?" "Do you think so?" "Why do you think so?" "Hy do you I think you say" "Why do you think so?" "Hy do you I think you say is correct." "Hy do you I think you say is correct." "You know, I think it's a happy" "Is correct." "You know, I think it's a happy accident that our show really" "You know, I think it's a happy accident that our show really sort of took a look at the" "Accident that our show really sort of took a look at the inadequacies of the health care" "Sort of took a look at the inadequacies of the health care system." "Inadequacies of the health care system." "Perhaps the nonrespect to pay" "System." "Perhaps the nonrespect to pay the teachers and their salaries" "Perhaps the nonrespect to pay the teachers and their salaries and my character having to have" "The teachers and their salaries and my character having to have a second job to make ends meet." "And my character having to have a second job to make ends meet." "Bill: drama is great," "A second job to make ends meet." "Bill: drama is great, especially crime drama when you" "Bill: drama is great, especially crime drama when you understand why the criminal" "Especially crime drama when you understand why the criminal became the criminal." "Understand why the criminal became the criminal." "This is something "the"" "Became the criminal." "This is something "the godfather" did brilliantly." "This is something "the godfather" did brilliantly." "Heid." "Derstood why don did what" ""Godfather" did brilliantly." "Heid." "Derstood why don did what and we understand why you did" "Heid." "Derstood why don did what and we understand why you did it." "And we understand why you did it." "You had bills." "It." "You had bills." "I had bills, bill." "You had bills." "I had bills, bill." "It was the perfect storm." "I had bills, bill." "It was the perfect storm." "There were all kinds of" "It was the perfect storm." "There were all kinds of elements that came together for" "There were all kinds of elements that came together for this character than made him" "Elements that came together for this character than made him make this drastic, irrational" "This character than made him make this drastic, irrational decision, especially for men." "Make this drastic, irrational decision, especially for men." "He didn't want to go out, dying" "Decision, especially for men." "He didn't want to go out, dying from cancer and leaving his" "He didn't want to go out, dying from cancer and leaving his family penniless, so he chose" "From cancer and leaving his family penniless, so he chose to do the first bold move he" "Family penniless, so he chose to do the first bold move he ever did in his life and that's" "To do the first bold move he ever did in his life and that's to use his chemistry" "Ever did in his life and that's to use his chemistry background, make crystal meth." "To use his chemistry background, make crystal meth." "Make money for his life and go." "Background, make crystal meth." "Make money for his life and go." "Bill: did you ever do meth?" "Make money for his life and go." "Bill: did you ever do meth?" "No." "Bill: did you ever do meth?" "No." "Bill:" "I did." "No." "Bill:" "I did." "In college." "Bill:" "I did." "In college." "Really?" "In college." "Really?" "Bill:" "I knew one kid who didn't" "Really?" "Bill:" "I knew one kid who didn't read one page of the book for" "Bill:" "I knew one kid who didn't read one page of the book for the entire semester and study" "Read one page of the book for the entire semester and study one night on meth and aced the" "The entire semester and study one night on meth and aced the test." "One night on meth and aced the test." "Now the kids do ritalin." "Test." "Now the kids do ritalin." "But in my day it was crystal" "Now the kids do ritalin." "But in my day it was crystal meth." "But in my day it was crystal meth." "I will never forget that" "Meth." "I will never forget that burning sensation as you" "I will never forget that burning sensation as you snorted it." "Burning sensation as you snorted it." "It must be worse than having a" "Snorted it." "It must be worse than having a baby" "It must be worse than having a baby they say no man can understand" "Baby they say no man can understand of having a baby." "They say no man can understand of having a baby." "Snort some crystal meth." "Of having a baby." "Snort some crystal meth." "That's certainly the message" "Snort some crystal meth." "That's certainly the message we want to send for all you" "That's certainly the message we want to send for all you college students around the" "We want to send for all you college students around the country." "College students around the country." "He's so funny." "Country." "He's so funny." "Did you find yourself" "He's so funny." "Did you find yourself becoming addicted to it?" "Did you find yourself becoming addicted to it?" "Was it hard for you to " "Becoming addicted to it?" "Was it hard for you to" " Bill: no, because it hurt so" "Was it hard for you to" " Bill: no, because it hurt so much." "Bill: no, because it hurt so much." "But no, because it was a " "Much." "But no, because it was a" " You'd be up for three days and" "But no, because it was a" " You'd be up for three days and then you'd have to take a break" "You'd be up for three days and then you'd have to take a break from it." "Then you'd have to take a break from it." "Yes, I guess kids would get" "From it." "Yes, I guess kids would get into trouble because you know" "Yes, I guess kids would get into trouble because you know when you're super tired then" "Into trouble because you know when you're super tired then the stupid ones would say, you" "When you're super tired then the stupid ones would say, you know what would solve that " "The stupid ones would say, you know what would solve that" " More meth." "Know what would solve that" " More meth." "I just masturbated more hours" "More meth." "I just masturbated more hours because you couldn't sleep and" "I just masturbated more hours because you couldn't sleep and you really couldn't do" "Because you couldn't sleep and you really couldn't do anything." "You really couldn't do anything." "Aren't you glad " "Bill: meth is a bad drug" "Bill: meth is a bad drug because it's good at first." "Bill: meth is a bad drug because it's good at first." "Well, lots of drugs are like" "Because it's good at first." "Well, lots of drugs are like that." "Well, lots of drugs are like that." "Here's our introductory offer." "That." "Here's our introductory offer." "That enticement." "Here's our introductory offer." "That enticement." "You buy into it and all of a" "That enticement." "You buy into it and all of a sudden " "You buy into it and all of a sudden" " Bill: now you have new insight" "Sudden" " Bill: now you have new insight into your character." "Bill: now you have new insight into your character." "They told me that crystal" "Into your character." "They told me that crystal meth creates a euphoric feeling" "They told me that crystal meth creates a euphoric feeling into the brain." "Meth creates a euphoric feeling into the brain." "And it creates its own dopea" "Into the brain." "And it creates its own dopea mean and it's the most" "And it creates its own dopea mean and it's the most wonderful, beautiful high." "Mean and it's the most wonderful, beautiful high." "Did you have that?" "Wonderful, beautiful high." "Did you have that?" "Bill:" "I don't know." "Did you have that?" "Bill:" "I don't know." "I neverid I" "Bill:" "I don't know." "I neverid I  but then after a while your" "I neverid I  but then after a while your brain stops producing the" "But then after a while your brain stops producing the dopamine." "Brain stops producing the dopamine." "Bill: probably the worst drug" "Dopamine." "Bill: probably the worst drug in the world, horrible," "Bill: probably the worst drug in the world, horrible, horrible." "In the world, horrible, horrible." "It's a great met for for" "Horrible." "It's a great met for for america because it's eating" "It's a great met for for america because it's eating away at the healand much like" "America because it's eating away at the healand much like publan policies." "Away at the healand much like publan policies." "Let's talk about that." "Publan policies." "Let's talk about that." "You'll be interested in this" "Let's talk about that." "You'll be interested in this too because I read your book" "You'll be interested in this too because I read your book about your grandfather, herbert" "Too because I read your book about your grandfather, herbert hoover who I did not know in" "About your grandfather, herbert hoover who I did not know in his day was referred to as the" "Hoover who I did not know in his day was referred to as the great humanitarian." "His day was referred to as the great humanitarian." "And you mentioned health care." "Great humanitarian." "And you mentioned health care." "It seems like that era of" "And you mentioned health care." "It seems like that era of republican would be interested" "It seems like that era of republican would be interested in health care because they" "Republican would be interested in health care because they were interested in doing big" "In health care because they were interested in doing big things for this country." "Were interested in doing big things for this country." "When herbert hoover was" " What" "Things for this country." "When herbert hoover was" " What was his job?" "When herbert hoover was" " What was his job?" "He was head of the food " "Was his job?" "He was head of the food" "  He was the secretary of" "He was head of the food" "  He was the secretary of commerce but he was also the" "He was the secretary of commerce but he was also the head of the american relief" "Commerce but he was also the head of the american relief administration." "Head of the american relief administration." "Bill: relief administration." "Administration." "Bill: relief administration." "He saved the lives of 10" "Bill: relief administration." "He saved the lives of 10 million russians " "He saved the lives of 10 million russians - 10 million russians per day." "Million russians - 10 million russians per day." "Bill: and this was when they 10 million russians per day." "Bill: and this was when they were filthy comeies." "Bill: and this was when they were filthy comeies." "Can you see us doing that" "Were filthy comeies." "Can you see us doing that today?" "Can you see us doing that today?" "Because compassion was part of" "Today?" "Because compassion was part of it." "Because compassion was part of it." "I don't know" " I you can d" "It." "I don't know" " I you can d those big things if you don't" "I don't know" " I you can d those big things if you don't have compassion." "Those big things if you don't have compassion." "We'd be on the reciprocating" "Have compassion." "We'd be on the reciprocating end, right?" "We'd be on the reciprocating end, right?" "We'd be the one getting the" "End, right?" "We'd be the one getting the food." "We'd be the one getting the food." "You cannot do great things" "Food." "You cannot do great things without resources." "You cannot do great things without resources." " And without in a growing" "Without resources." " And without in a growing economy without capitalists," " And without in a growing economy without capitalists, these people " "Burns." "Burns." "Burns." "He did big things, but it he did big things, but it was also because of individual" "He did big things, but it was also because of individual leadership." "Was also because of individual leadership." "Bill: what's wrong with his" "Leadership." "Bill: what's wrong with his sideburns, they're kind of" "Bill: what's wrong with his sideburns, they're kind of cool." "Sideburns, they're kind of cool." "What did I just say?" "Cool." "What did I just say?" "I said they were saw some." "What did I just say?" "I said they were saw some." "We can be compassionate but" "I said they were saw some." "We can be compassionate but the question is" " Who pays?" "We can be compassionate but the question is" " Who pays?" "Does government pay?" "The question is" " Who pays?" "Does government pay?" "And when he led these efforts" "Does government pay?" "And when he led these efforts it was 22/3 paid by private" "And when he led these efforts it was 22/3 paid by private money - 2/3 paid by private" "It was 22/3 paid by private money - 2/3 paid by private money." "Money - 2/3 paid by private money." "That's what missing, we can" "Money." "That's what missing, we can have compassion but libalism" "That's what missing, we can have compassion but libalism is that government has to" "Have compassion but libalism is that government has to provide the dough." "Is that government has to provide the dough." "Government has to pay for it" "Provide the dough." "Government has to pay for it all." "Government has to pay for it all." "There's a balance." "All." "There's a balance." "We can be compassionate but we" "There's a balance." "We can be compassionate but we can be compassionate, it's upon" "We can be compassionate but we can be compassionate, it's upon us to be compassionate." "Can be compassionate, it's upon us to be compassionate." "And the government doesn't" "Us to be compassionate." "And the government doesn't always have to flip the bill." "And the government doesn't always have to flip the bill." "I cut budgets." "Always have to flip the bill." "I cut budgets." "But what bill is saying is so" "I cut budgets." "But what bill is saying is so critical." "But what bill is saying is so critical." "There was no vision." "Critical." "There was no vision." "We could not put a man on the" "There was no vision." "We could not put a man on the moon right now." "We could not put a man on the moon right now." "We can not get our energy" "Moon right now." "We can not get our energy policy past." "We can not get our energy policy past." "We cannot educate our kids." "Policy past." "We cannot educate our kids." "We cannot build infrastructure." "We cannot educate our kids." "We cannot build infrastructure." "We are now becoming a country" "We cannot build infrastructure." "We are now becoming a country that is falling behind because" "We are now becoming a country that is falling behind because the only emphasis is cut taxes." "That is falling behind because the only emphasis is cut taxes." "Come on." "The only emphasis is cut taxes." "Come on." "It is." "Come on." "It is." "That's absurd!" "It is." "That's absurd!" "Listen to the debate." "That's absurd!" "Listen to the debate." "Bill: not just cut taxes but" "Listen to the debate." "Bill: not just cut taxes but they're back to" " I saw a" "Bill: not just cut taxes but they're back to" " I saw a quoterom john boehner last " "They're back to" " I saw a quoterom john boehner last" "  We can't put a man on the" "Quoterom john boehner last" "  We can't put a man on the moon because all we're doing is" "We can't put a man on the moon because all we're doing is talking about cutting taxes." "Moon because all we're doing is talking about cutting taxes." "They'veot somhing going." "Talking about cutting taxes." "They'veot somhing going." "You two are going tond u" "They'veot somhing going." "You two are going tond u tonight." "You two are going tond u tonight." "There's nothing hotter than a" "Tonight." "There's nothing hotter than a conservative hot lady" " Right?" "There's nothing hotter than a conservative hot lady" " Right?" "Bill:" "let mead ts quo" "Conservative hot lady" " Right?" "Bill:" "let mead ts quo-Shutp." "Bill:" "let mead ts quo- Shutp." "Shutp." "You're all john boehner" "You're all john boehner taed up." "You're all john boehner taed up." "You're looking good there," "Taed up." "You're looking good there, eliot." "You're looking good there, eliot." "Who invited this guy?" "Eliot." "Who invited this guy?" "Bill: exactly." "Who invited this guy?" "Bill:" "exactly." "Gog to f things?" "Ed how are we" "Bill: exactly." "Gog to f things?" "Ed how are we his revenue numbers that we" "Gog to f things?" "Ed how are we his revenue numbers that we thought we can reach based o a" "His revenue numbers that we thought we can reach based o a flatter tax code with lower" "Thought we can reach based o a flatter tax code with lower rates an a broaderase." "Flatter tax code with lower rates an a broaderase." "This would produce more taxes." "Rates an a broaderase." "This would produce more taxes." "This is the old voodoo" "This would produce more taxes." "This is the old voodoo economics, the old we cut and" "This is the old voodoo economics, the old we cut and it grows otherwise known as" "Economics, the old we cut and it grows otherwise known as maceans" "It grows otherwise known as maceans that is so discredited." "Maceans that is so discredited." "And I think" " What we're" "That is so discredited." "And I think" " What we're trying to say is that this idea" "And I think" " What we're trying to say is that this idea in the republican will not go" "Trying to say is that this idea in the republican will not go away." "In the republican will not go away." "That somehow the american" "Away." "That somehow the american economy is a chained beast." "That somehow the american economy is a chained beast." "If we only let off the chains" "Economy is a chained beast." "If we only let off the chains we let off the chains." "If we only let off the chains we let off the chains." "Yes." "Revenues are the lowest in" "With a stick hoping it will" "With a stick hoping it will blurp out a lite" "With a stick hoping it will blurp out a lite and it's just not going to" "Blurp out a lite and it's just not going to happen." "And it's just not going to happen." "Our tax code code is a crazy" "Happen." "Our tax code code is a crazy quilt of special interest" "Our tax code code is a crazy quilt of special interest provisions." "Quilt of special interest provisions." "What we want to see a cross the" "Provisions." "What we want to see a cross the board, cut the rates " "What we want to see a cross the board, cut the rates" " Bill:" "let's cut theriva jet" "Board, cut the rates" " Bill:" "let's cut theriva jet owners " "Bill:" "let's cut theriva jet owners" "  Here's the thing, on the" "Owners" "  Here's the thing, on the show, I would say to dick army" "Here's the thing, on the show, I would say to dick army to all the republican members" "Show, I would say to dick army to all the republican members of congress, name the loophole" "To all the republican members of congress, name the loophole you're going to close." "Of congress, name the loophole you're going to close." "And they wouldn't do it." "You're going to close." "And they wouldn't do it." "The flat tax gets rid of all" "And they wouldn't do it." "The flat tax gets rid of all that." "The flat tax gets rid of all that." "The republicans in congress" "That." "The republicans in congress were unwilling to do it." "The republicans in congress were unwilling to do it." "John boehner is unwilling to do" "Were unwilling to do it." "John boehner is unwilling to do that." "John boehner is unwilling to do that." "The president said we would do." "That." "The president said we would do." "Bowl simpson said we would do" "The president said we would do." "Bowl simpson said we would do it." "Bowl simpson said we would do it." "The gang of six " "It." "The gang of six" "  Thereo leglati." "The gang of six" "  Thereo leglati." "This is all" " I want to see" "Thereo leglati." "This is all" " I want to see it." "This is all" " I want to see it." "The american people want to see" "It." "The american people want to see what these ideas actually are." "The american people want to see what these ideas actually are." "Bole simpson is the pardon." "What these ideas actually are." "Bole simpson is the pardon." " Paridon." "Bole simpson is the pardon." " Paridon." "Tax rates matter." " Paridon." "Tax rates matter." "There is a reason why john" "Tax rates matter." "There is a reason why john kerry registers his vote in" "There is a reason why john kerry registers his vote in rhode island instead of" "Kerry registers his vote in rhode island instead of massachusetts because rates" "Rhode island instead of massachusetts because rates matter." "Massachusetts because rates matter." "They change behavior and" "Matter." "They change behavior and behavior undermines our ability" "They change behavior and behavior undermines our ability to create jobs." "Behavior undermines our ability to create jobs." "It undermines people's" "To create jobs." "It undermines people's willingness to invest in the" "It undermines people's willingness to invest in the economy." "Willingness to invest in the economy." "If we punh creative" "Economy." "If we punh creative production, we won't get any " "If we punh creative production, we won't get any " "Production, we won't get any - but marginal rates are at a but marginal rates are at a historic low." "But marginal rates are at a historic low." "Historic low." "Let me finish." "Let me finish." "Back in december, the argument" "Let me finish." "Back in december, the argument for extending the bush tax cuts" "Back in december, the argument for extending the bush tax cuts was extend it, you will release" "For extending the bush tax cuts was extend it, you will release this huge $2 trillion pile of" "Was extend it, you will release this huge $2 trillion pile of cash." "This huge $2 trillion pile of cash." "It hasn't happened." "Cash." "It hasn't happened." "Lowering the marginal rates did" "It hasn't happened." "Lowering the marginal rates did thg." "Bill:" "I have one more issue" "Bill:" "I have one more issue that's not economics." "Bill:" "I have one more issue that's not economics." "I have to get to this because" "That's not economics." "I have to get to this because violent religious extremists" "I have to get to this because violent religious extremists were in the news this week, one" "Violent religious extremists were in the news this week, one from each side." "Were in the news this week, one from each side." "There's a guy we found out a" "From each side." "There's a guy we found out a muslim soldier, a muslim" "There's a guy we found out a muslim soldier, a muslim american was planning up of" "Muslim soldier, a muslim american was planning up of blowing forthood the same place" "American was planning up of blowing forthood the same place that major hasan" " And then we" "Blowing forthood the same place that major hasan" " And then we had anders breivik who" "That major hasan" " And then we had anders breivik who succeeded in his terrorist" "Had anders breivik who succeeded in his terrorist attack." "Succeeded in his terrorist attack." "They refuse to call anders" "Attack." "They refuse to call anders breivik a christian terrorist" "They refuse to call anders breivik a christian terrorist but that's what he was." "Breivik a christian terrorist but that's what he was." "He's a christian terrorist." "But that's what he was." "He's a christian terrorist." "He wanted to start a christian" "He's a christian terrorist." "He wanted to start a christian onslaught against the muslims" "He wanted to start a christian onslaught against the muslims and it reminds me that" " This" "Onslaught against the muslims and it reminds me that" " This is not a problem with the" "And it reminds me that" " This is not a problem with the muslim religion." "Is not a problem with the muslim religion." "It's a problem with religion." "Muslim religion." "It's a problem with religion." "And christianity is perfectly" "It's a problem with religion." "And christianity is perfectly capable of coming out of its" "And christianity is perfectly capable of coming out of its dormant phase and once again" "Capable of coming out of its dormant phase and once again becoming the blood-Lusty" "Dormant phase and once again becoming the blood-Lusty religion under the crusades." "Becoming the blood-Lusty religion under the crusades." "Bill o'reilly and they're in" "Religion under the crusades." "Bill o'reilly and they're in just as much denial as the" "Bill o'reilly and they're in just as much denial as the muslims." "Just as much denial as the muslims." "He said no one believing in" "Muslims." "He said no one believing in Jesus commits mass murder." "He said no one believing in Jesus commits mass murder." "Pin head, wt do you think t" "Jesus commits mass murder." "Pin head, wt do you think t crusades were?" "Pin head, wt do you think t crusades were?" "Crusades were?" "What do c tnk t entire" "What do c tnk t entire 16th cturyn eureas?" "What do c tnk t entire 16th cturyn eureas?" "What do you think the 16th cturyn eureas?" "What do you think the quision was?" "What do you think the quision was?" "The ku klux klan was a" "Quision was?" "The ku klux klan was a christian religion." "The ku klux klan was a christian religion." "But see that look on your" "Christian religion." "But see that look on your face." "But see that look on your face." "You can call this guy a" "Face." "You can call this guy a christian extremists but the" "You can call this guy a christian extremists but the difference between him and the" "Christian extremists but the difference between him and the" "Difference between him and the islamist supremacist." "Islamist supremacist." "He isn't connected to a global" "Islamist supremacist." "He isn't connected to a global terror network who's trying " "He isn't connected to a global terror network who's trying" " Bill: no." "Terror network who's trying" " Bill: no." "It denies " "Bill: no." "It denies" "  And major has " "It denies" "  And major has" " Bill: you don't need to be in" "And major has" " Bill: you don't need to be in the club." "Bill: you don't need to be in the club." "There's a difference that we" "The club." "There's a difference that we know between islamic supremacy" "There's a difference that we know between islamic supremacy and what you're calling" "Know between islamic supremacy and what you're calling christian extremism." "And what you're calling christian extremism." "You're blaming it on the" "Christian extremism." "You're blaming it on the religion." "You're blaming it on the religion." "The bloodiest murder is" "Religion." "The bloodiest murder is atheism." "The bloodiest murder is atheism." "What was communism?" "Atheism." "What was communism?" "30 milon pple die in cna" "What was communism?" "30 milon pple die in cna in the great leap forward." "30 milon pple die in cna in the great leap forward. 20 million people died in" "In the great leap forward. 20 million people died in stallen's purr jess." "20 million people died in stallen's purr jess." "That was athsm." "Stallen's purr jess." "That was athsm." "It killed 50 million people." "That was athsm." "It killed 50 million people." "Bill: religion has killed more" "It killed 50 million people." "Bill: religion has killed more people" " That is bull shit." "Bill: religion has killed more people" " That is bull shit." "People" " That is bull shit." "I'm worried that we're on" "I'm worried that we're on the same side." "I'm worried that we're on the same side." "It's fanaticism." "The same side." "It's fanaticism." "It is not religion." "It's fanaticism." "It is not religion." "Fanaticism in any ideolog and" "It is not religion." "Fanaticism in any ideolog and lackfolerance is when you" "Fanaticism in any ideolog and lackfolerance is when you get dangerous." "Lackfolerance is when you get dangerous." "Bill: but far from, you know," "Get dangerous." "Bill: but far from, you know, far from restraining people" "Bill: but far from, you know, far from restraining people religion is what gives people" "Far from restraining people religion is what gives people license to commit crazycts" "Religion is what gives people license to commit crazycts because " "License to commit crazycts because" "  So does ideology." "Because" "  So does ideology." "What do you think the great" "So does ideology." "What do you think the great leap forward in china was?" "What do you think the great leap forward in china was?" "It's a license." "Leap forward in china was?" "It's a license." "Bill: it didn't give them a" "It's a license." "Bill: it didn't give them a license." "Bill: it didn't give them a license." "It gave them an army." "License." "It gave them an army." "And also a lot of these places" "It gave them an army." "And also a lot of these places it really was a state religion." "And also a lot of these places it really was a state religion." "North korea." "It really was a state religion." "North korea." "I know you would say it's an" "North korea." "I know you would say it's an atheist country." "I know you would say it's an atheist country." "It's not." "Atheist country." "It's not." "The deer leader is the god." "It's not." "The deer leader is the god." "They think that when he was" "The deer leader is the god." "They think that when he was born, winter turned into" "They think that when he was born, winter turned into spring." "Born, winter turned into spring." "They said the first time he" "Spring." "They said the first time he played golf he had 11 holes in" "They said the first time he played golf he had 11 holes in one." "Played golf he had 11 holes in one." "That is religion." "One." "That is religion." "I'm sorry." "That is religion." "I'm sorry." "Hitler" " A god" "I'm sorry." "Hitler" " A god  I have another theory by the" "Hitler" " A god  I have another theory by the way." "I have another theory by the way." "Maybe this guy is just bad shit" "Way." "Maybe this guy is just bad shit crazy." "Maybe this guy is just bad shit crazy." "Crazy is not an ideology." "Crazy." "Crazy is not an ideology." "Bill: no, but religion gaves" "Crazy is not an ideology." "Bill: no, but religion gaves crazy a platform." "Bill: no, but religion gaves crazy a platform." "No, but it is the lack of" "Crazy a platform." "No, but it is the lack of tolerance, bill." "No, but it is the lack of tolerance, bill." "I mean, that is" " Is when you" "Tolerance, bill." "I mean, that is" " Is when you refuse to accept alternative" "I mean, that is" " Is when you refuse to accept alternative views and you are so deeply" "Refuse to accept alternative views and you are so deeply engrained in your own view tha" "Else." "Else." "That's when you get the" "Else." "That's when you get the crazies." "That's when you get the crazies." "Bill: whatives peoe the" "Crazies." "Bill: whatives peoe the license to act that way?" "Bill: whatives peoe the license to act that way?" "Ideology." "License to act that way?" "Ideology." "It gives people to say my god" "Ideology." "It gives people to say my god is a bigger dick than your god" "It gives people to say my god is a bigger dick than your god and maybe you should die for" "Is a bigger dick than your god and maybe you should die for it." "And maybe you should die for it." "Anyway, we've got to go." "It." "Anyway, we've got to go." "Not go but say goodbye to the" "Anyway, we've got to go." "Not go but say goodbye to the panel whi was ver" "Not go but say goodbye to the panel whi was ver" "Panel whi was ver entertaining." ""Entertaining." "But it is time fornew res,"" ""Entertaining." "But it is time fornew res," everybody." "But it is time fornew res," everybody." "Everybody." "All right." "All right." "New rule, if you're going to" "All right." "New rule, if you're going to have a big gay marriage weekend" "New rule, if you're going to have a big gay marriage weekend that showcases gay marriage to" "Have a big gay marriage weekend that showcases gay marriage to the rest of the world, let the" "That showcases gay marriage to the rest of the world, let the good-Looking ones go first." "The rest of the world, let the good-Looking ones go first." "This photo doesn't say, it's" "Good-Looking ones go first." "This photo doesn't say, it's time to re-Evaluate our" "This photo doesn't say, it's time to re-Evaluate our defition of marriage." "Time to re-Evaluate our defition of marriage." "It says there's a special at" "Defition of marriage." "It says there's a special at super cuts." "It says there's a special at super cuts." "New rule, john boehner and" "Super cuts." "New rule, john boehner and harry reid must stop appearing" "New rule, john boehner and harry reid must stop appearing together." "Harry reid must stop appearing together." "This doesn't look like a" "Together." "This doesn't look like a bipartisan approach to a" "This doesn't look like a bipartisan approach to a complex problem." "Bipartisan approach to a complex problem." "It looks like aefore d" "Out to michelle bachman." "Out to michelle bachman." "Whenever you start to stress" "Out to michelle bachman." "Whenever you start to stress out over the rigors of" "Whenever you start to stress out over the rigors of campaigning." "Out over the rigors of campaigning." "Just remember the advice of" "Campaigning." "Just remember the advice of your husband, that you are good" "Just remember the advice of your husband, that you are good enough, you're smart eughnd" "Your husband, that you are good enough, you're smart eughnd doggone it, people like you." "Enough, you're smart eughnd doggone it, people like you." "New rule, the makers of the" "Doggone it, people like you." "New rule, the makers of the movie "final destination 5"" "New rule, the makers of the movie "final destination 5" must be locked in a room until" "Movie "final destination 5" must be locked in a room until they learn what the word" "Must be locked in a room until they learn what the word "final" means." "They learn what the word "final" means." "New rule, your state can not" ""Final" means." "New rule, your state can not officially commemorate an alien" "New rule, your state can not officially commemorate an alien abduction." "Officially commemorate an alien abduction." "Sorry, new hampshire, I know" "Abduction." "Sorry, new hampshire, I know you think you saw something" "Sorry, new hampshire, I know you think you saw something strange that you couldn't" "You think you saw something strange that you couldn't explain, but trust me, those" "Strange that you couldn't explain, but trust me, those were aliens." "Explain, but trust me, those were aliens." "They were minorities." "Were aliens." "They were minorities." "And finally, since no one is" "They were minorities." "And finally, since no one is truly happy living a lie and" "And finally, since no one is truly happy living a lie and denying who they really are, I" "Truly happy living a lie and denying who they really are, I want to direct this rule at a" "Denying who they really are, I want to direct this rule at a certain group of people and say" "Want to direct this rule at a certain group of people and say to them" " New rule, it's time" "Certain group of people and say to them" " New rule, it's time to stop fighting it and just" "To them" " New rule, it's time to stop fighting it and just come out of the closet." "To stop fighting it and just come out of the closet." "And the group I'm talking about" "Come out of the closet." "And the group I'm talking about is the american public and the" "And the group I'm talking about is the american public and the love that they're denying is" "Is the american public and the love that they're denying is their love of socialism." "Love that they're denying is their love of socialism." "Their love of socialism." "Now I know that there are few now I know that there are few words that america more toxic" "Now I know that there are few words that america more toxic than socialism and big" "Words that america more toxic than socialism and big government spending is about as" "Than socialism and big government spending is about as popular as casey anthony at a" "Government spending is about as popular as casey anthony at a chuck e." "Cheese." "Popular as casey anthony at a chuck e." "Cheese." "Yes, americans say they hate" "Chuck e." "Cheese." "Yes, americans say they hate socialism but when it comes to" "Yes, americans say they hate socialism but when it comes to social security, medicare," "Socialism but when it comes to social security, medicare, unemployment, fannie mae and" "Social security, medicare, unemployment, fannie mae and freddie mac, corporate welfare," "Unemployment, fannie mae and freddie mac, corporate welfare, bailouts and farm subsidies," "Freddie mac, corporate welfare, bailouts and farm subsidies, what we reayay t socialism" "Bailouts and farm subsidies, what we reayay t socialism is" " I can't quit you." "What we reayay t socialism is" " I can't quit you." "Americans don't want less" "Is" " I can't quit you." "Americans don't want less spending on health care." "Americans don't want less spending on health care." "By almost 2-1, they want more." "Spending on health care." "By almost 2-1, they want more." "Only 7% of americans are" "By almost 2-1, they want more." "Only 7% of americans are willing to do away with social" "Only 7% of americans are willing to do away with social security and medicare." "Willing to do away with social security and medicare." "And even 6% of tea party" "Security and medicare." "And even 6% of tea party members say those programs are" "And even 6% of tea party members say those programs are worth the cost." "Members say those programs are worth the cost." "Yet 91% of them say they want" "Worth the cost." "Yet 91% of them say they want smaller government with few" "Yet 91% of them say they want smaller government with few services." "Smaller government with few services." "They're like the guy that went" "Services." "They're like the guy that went to prison that says, sure I" "They're like the guy that went to prison that says, sure I gargle with balls once in a" "To prison that says, sure I gargle with balls once in a while and I love ass play but" "Gargle with balls once in a while and I love ass play but you know who I can't stand " "remember this guy, the keep remember this guy, the keep your government hands off my" "Remember this guy, the keep your government hands off my medicare guy?" "Your government hands off my medicare guy?" "He's not ay lone." "Medicare guy?" "He's not ay lone." "One survey 40% of people who" "He's not ay lone." "One survey 40% of people who ged medicare say they have not" "One survey 40% of people who ged medicare say they have not used a government program." "Ged medicare say they have not used a government program." "Really?" "Used a government program." "Really?" "Who do you think paid for that" "Really?" "Who do you think paid for that hip replacement?" "Who do you think paid for that hip replacement?" "Your secret santa?" "Hip replacement?" "Your secret santa?" "The actor and not very bright" "Your secret santa?" "The actor and not very bright person craig t." "Nelson once" "The actor and not very bright person craig t." "Nelson once said about hitting some rough" "Person craig t." "Nelson once said about hitting some rough spots in his life that quote" "Said about hitting some rough spots in his life that quote "I've been on welfare and food"" "Spots in his life that quote "I've been on welfare and food stamps, but anybody help me"" ""I've been on welfare and food stamps, but anybody help me out?" "Stamps, but anybody help me out?" "No."" "Out?" "No. " And take michelle and marcus"" "No. " And take michelle and marcus bachman or as I would like to"" "And take michelle and marcus bachman or as I would like to think about them, america's" "Bachman or as I would like to think about them, america's indoor palins, yes, the" "Think about them, america's indoor palins, yes, the bachman's tireless speeches of" "Indoor palins, yes, the bachman's tireless speeches of cutting the government tit." "Bachman's tireless speeches of cutting the government tit." "Their farm takes farm" "Cutting the government tit." "Their farm takes farm subsidies." "Their farm takes farm subsidies." "Their counciling clinic takes" "Subsidies." "Their counciling clinic takes medicaid." "Their counciling clinic takes medicaid." "And their mortgage was" "Medicaid." "And their mortgage was underwritten by freddy mac." "And their mortgage was underwritten by freddy mac." "She was an i." "R.S. Agent." "Underwritten by freddy mac." "She was an I. R.S. Agent." "And marcus hates government" "She was an i." "R.S. Agent." "And marcus hates government employees because sailors are" "And marcus hates government employees because sailors are so rough." "Employees because sailors are so rough." "But come on, if hypocrisy was" "So rough." "But come on, if hypocrisy was uranium, they could power the" "But come on, if hypocrisy was uranium, they could power the planet." "Uranium, they could power the planet." "And that's what's so hard about" "Planet." "And that's what's so hard about being a closetted lover of big" "And that's what's so hard about being a closetted lover of big government." "Being a closetted lover of big government." "You have to lie to yourself." "Government." "You have to lie to yourself." "But that's why I'm here tonight" "You have to lie to yourself." "But that's why I'm here tonight with a special message for all" "But that's why I'm here tonight with a special message for all you deniers." "With a special message for all you deniers." "It gets better." "You deniers." "It gets better." "Yes, there are millions of" "It gets better." "Yes, there are millions of people in the world just like" "Yes, there are millions of people in the world just like you in nice places lie" "People in the world just like you in nice places lie switzerland and sweden." "You in nice places lie switzerland and sweden." "They enjoy high standards of" "Switzerland and sweden." "They enjoy high standards of living and freedom and they're" "They enjoy high standards of living and freedom and they're socialists." "Living and freedom and they're socialists." "Studies show they're happier" "Socialists." "Studies show they're happier than we are and that's not" "Studies show they're happier than we are and that's not surprising because the only" "Than we are and that's not surprising because the only difference between american" "Surprising because the only difference between american socialism and european" "Difference between american socialism and european socialism is european socialism" "Socialism and european socialism is european socialism works." "Socialism is european socialism works." "For their tax dollars" " For" "Works." "For their tax dollars" " For their fax dollars europeans get" "For their tax dollars" " For their fax dollars europeans get full health care coverage," "Their fax dollars europeans get full health care coverage, pension, long, paid vacations," "Full health care coverage, pension, long, paid vacations, maternity leave, and free" "Pension, long, paid vacations, maternity leave, and free transportation that doesn't" "Maternity leave, and free transportation that doesn't smell like pee." "Transportation that doesn't smell like pee." "Where as our tax dollars go" "Smell like pee." "Where as our tax dollars go towards military bases in" "Where as our tax dollars go towards military bases in germany, subsidies to oil" "Towards military bases in germany, subsidies to oil companies, building bridges to" "Germany, subsidies to oil companies, building bridges to nowhere, wars and putting half" "Companies, building bridges to nowhere, wars and putting half of cheech and chong in prison." "Nowhere, wars and putting half of cheech and chong in prison." "They get universal health care." "Of cheech and chong in prison." "They get universal health care." "We get a blue angels fly over" "They get universal health care." "We get a blue angels fly over at the fiesta bowl." "We get a blue angels fly over at the fiesta bowl." "They get paid ma" "At the fiesta bowl." "They get paid ma northwesternity leave." "They get paid ma northwesternity leave." "We" " Paid ma ternity leave." "Northwesternity leave." "We" " Paid ma ternity leave." "We get the octomom." "We" " Paid ma ternity leave." "We get the octomom." "Even their paranoid racist" "We get the octomom." "Even their paranoid racist loaners look like speed" "Even their paranoid racist loaners look like speed and ours look like porky pig." "Loaners look like speed and ours look like porky pig." "All right." "And ours look like porky pig." "All right." "That's our show." "All right." "That's our show." "You can see me at the britt" "That's our show." "You can see me at the britt festival on august 6." "You can see me at the britt festival on august 6." "I want to thank my guests." "Festival on august 6." "I want to thank my guests." "Don't forget to watch us on" "I want to thank my guests." "Don't forget to watch us on "overtime."" "Don't forget to watch us on "overtime." On hbo." "Com." ""Overtime." On hbo." "Com." "Captioned by the" "Captioned by the national captioning institute"