"What's the next step?" "Your wedding is in 2 months, I really need your final guests list." "It should be done this afternoon." "I meet the Hilton's manager today." "And he'll need the exact number." " Done!" " What did you do?" "Installed Twitter, and activated the push notifications." "I don't understand a word." "It's a social network to post 140 characters messages, and anyone can read it." "To do what?" "You never answer to my phone calls, and I don't have unlimited SMS." "Now you'll see my messages." "And if it's important, I can join you anytime." " People read this?" " Sure!" " Like "I'm on toilets"?" " That's it!" "This is stupid!" ""Walking in the street"." "Sent!" "Am I using it right?" "Hey, you still didn't choose the wedding rings." "And they need time to write on it or receive the good size." "We'll do it tomorrow." "Is it ok for you?" "Sure Cupcake." "No problem." ""My husband is a God of sex"." "Am I going too far?" "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Episode 7- Mood swings" "Could it surprise Maykel at the wedding?" "If my baby is premature cause of this," "I'll put this toy so deep in your ass, it'll never see light again." "I'm bored." "Make me laugh, woman." "What did you do to her?" "Don't know." "But anyway, vaginas are trouble." "Did any of you see that I'm in my third month?" "Mood swings already?" "It's Isobel." "Anything is possible." "Nobody understands me." "Should we follow her?" "In horror movies, follow the crying one, you die." " Can I have a sandwich?" " She's alright." "A turkey sandwich." "And if there is no turkey, kill one for me!" " What are you doing?" " Tweeting our story." "Still using it?" "Shane Dawson says it's a funny situation." "Ashton Kutcher doesn't like the illegal part." "And iJustine made a video for us." "Who the fuck will make me the sandwich?" "Ok, I'll do it before she eats us." ""Pray for us"." " Arne Engel?" " Right." "I'm Ethan Kane, Hilton's manager." "Can I offer you a coffee?" "Can we walk instead?" "Sure." "I heard this wedding is special?" "It's even amazing the Hilton accepted." "You know, we accept anyone." "As long as you pay." "Your rates are great." "And our Chef is included." "My clients have their own caterer." " I'll make a discount." " Perfect!" "It's the first time I see you." "I thought I knew every agency in town." "It's not my job, I do it cause they are friends." " But you're good at it." " Why?" "Noone before you was able to have a discount." "My assistant was crying after your call." "We have a very low budget." "It made me curious about you." "I've never met a guy like you, I'm impressed." "So, why the Hilton if you have a low budget?" "I want the best for my friends." "And your hotel is the best." "That's why you wanted the discount." " I always have what I want." " Me too." "Felicia Day was right: you killed her!" "You drugged her?" "It's cough syrup!" "There's alcohol in it!" "Her doctor gave it." " You called him?" " He knows pregnant women." "She's not sleeping, she's drunk!" "Bullshit." " When died Simone de Beauvoir?" " I know!" "Jean-Paul Sartre." "Not drunk?" "Hey, there is a bottle of Pepsi on the roof!" "Ok, I gave too much." " How much?" " The bottle was full." "Half of it!" "I said "too much"." " No danger for the baby?" " No!" "If you say so." "She's drunk, so she'll sleep." " What happened?" " Nothing." "Twitter again?" "To say what you did to Isobel." "In 2 months, we'll be married." "In 6 months, we'll be fathers." "I'll be a 20 years old dad." " The pride of your mom." " Right." "She's happy to be a grandmother." "And your one?" "She just knows for the wedding." "Does Isobel know we'll leave the county?" "Not the right time." "We won't take the baby and go!" "And we told her she'd stay with us." "So, we can take her with us and forget the couple life, or we tell her." "Wait some days." "Not great." "It'll be worse." "I know, I know." "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"