"Mr. Byrd?" "Sophie Parker." "Right so far." "Your friend" "Estelle Burtoughts told me you were coming." "Estelle is more my client actually, but..." "But...?" "I inherited my father's talent agency." "He died." "Bad heart attack." "Not that there are any good ones." "But he died with Estelle." "Estelle didn't die but..." "She was with him when he died." "Naked, both of them." "It wasn't pretty." "You're nervous." "Me?" "No, no." "But I got to admit I have my doubts about contacting a dead." "I mean, communicating with the living is hard enough sometimes, don't you think?" "Look, you seem busy, so..." " Why don't I..." " Give me your hand." "Can we play with some tarot cards or something a little less creepy?" "Did we make contact?" "Give me the goods." "Am I having twins?" "You are about to have the most horrible year of your life." "The worse part is..." "Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, your troubles will only be starting." "Oh, that's it." "You'd make such a great husband." "If only I could find the right guy." "Come on, you will find him, Matt!" "But first, can we please find the right colors for the baby's room?" "Sophie, just because I play for the other team does not mean I automatically know the difference between lemon chiffon and lemon cream." "My baby, my decision." "I'm going to choose..." "Lemon biscuit." "And..." "Sahara sand for the trim." "Are you trying to raise the world blandest baby?" "Indian ocean blue, august sky trim." "And chocolate pin-stripe bedding or we'll never speak again." " Thank you." " Next time you have a baby talk it over with your manly men boyfriend." "Where's Rick, anyway?" "He's at the theater, checking out on a new actress." "I'm sure he is." "Rick!" " Rick!" " What?" "I feel cheap." "You have to talk to Sophie." "I will." "She's my best friend." "I know." "Can we not talk about her right now?" "Okay, but you will talk to her?" "I will, I promise." "And what about our new talent agency?" "Our agency." "Got it, I'll get a pen." "I love you, Rick!" "It's open." "I only gained one centimeter in the last two weeks." "Great!" "I can't wait to be at size four again." "Can you?" "Of course, Sophie, but..." "You're pregnant, there's no need to get all worked up about it." "Even know we haven't made love in..." "How long has it been?" "Well..." "We're busy." "We're tired." "But it'll change after the baby is born." "You still love me?" "Sure!" "You call that a kiss?" "I knew you didn't have enough." "Hello..." "Am I interrupting something?" "No, I..." "Shoudn't you be at the agency?" "You and I have something very important to discuss." "And under the circumstances, I thought it ought to be..." " face to face." " I see." "Up until now..." "I thought you were a pretty talented actress" " and a trusted friend..." " Sophie, I don't know what..." "Now I have reason to suspect..." "You're a movie star!" " What, what?" " You got the part." "Bruce Thompson came to all our demands." "Your day rate has been doubled." "The nude scenes are history..." "And we got script approval." "All you have to do is sign." " Now?" " No time like the present." "Right." "Melissa Bryant." "Melissa..." "Bryant!" "I'm gonna take that." "I didn't tell her." "Aunt Peggy..." "What a nice surprised!" " Are you at the agency?" " Oh, no." "You caught me at home." " Thank god." " You mean" "Sophie's at your place with a contract." "Aunty Peggy, you read my mind." " You didn't sign it, did you?" " You know me, I have a very difficult time saying no." "Here's the story..." "You got to go to the hospital." "Your mother's had a gardening accident." "What?" "Why didn't you say that in the first place?" "What hospital?" "Listen, when you see her," " promise me you will talk to her!" " This morning, I swear." "Sweety, what's wrong?" "My mom." " Your mom?" " She slipped." " In the garden." " The garden?" " And the hoe." " Hoe?" "It's not pretty." " Is she gonna be okay?" " I don't know." "And I have to get changed and go to the hospital." " Let me take you." " No!" "You're pregnant, you can't drive." "Do I look like I came on a moped?" "Thank you, okay, I'll be fine Sophie, and... besides, you are needed at the agency." "Well, call me if you need anything." " I'm there, you know that, right?" " I know." "Okay, I know." "I know." "I know." "Damn it." "Four dozen roses." "For your best client?" "You're right, you're right, ten dozen." "Melissa's mother's had an accident." " We're sending her flowers." " Maybe we should wait to see" " if it's..." " It was serious." "You should have seen the look on her face." "I can only imagine." "Sometimes, you just never know what life is gonna throw your way." "Don't, wait." "What?" "What can I say?" "It just happened." "When?" "When?" "Couple of months ago." "So..." "While I was... pregnant, you were..." "One more step closer and you're less of a man." "If that's possible." "This is not good for you," " for the baby." " Save it!" "And that thing about her mother?" "In the garden?" "This is evil." "You're evil." "Both of you." "Anyway, I guess I can't really stay on here." "Wait a..." "So this..." "This is it?" "Five years together." "Five years together!" "And this is how it ends?" "I know Melissa's hot." "And blond." "But we're gonna have a baby." "I believe in us." "Don't you?" "You want to go psycho?" "You want a war, huh?" "Fine." "Take it up with my lawyer." "That's okay, this isn't really happening." "Yo, scumbag!" "You forgot your skank." "You pull another stunt like that and I'm calling the cops." "Go ahead!" "You're the one they'll arrest, Mister can't-keep-it-in-your-pants!" "Nobody is guilty here, Sophie!" "It's just one of those things!" "One of those things, huh?" "He cheats on me with my best friend and I'm 8 months pregnant." "One of those things, my ass!" "That's it, pick up the slut, you're really good at that!" " Go to hell!" " You go to hell!" " No, you!" " You!" " You!" " Eat me!" "You'd like that, wouldn't ya?" "If only have you choked on it!" "Bridget..." "Relax." "I feel so awful about this." "Rick's offered me a job at his new agency." "New agency?" "I wrote you a nice letter and everything." "Yeah, but, hey if you need help, I can stay for a while." "Say till 5?" "You're fired!" "Fine." "If that makes you feel better." "Darling." "Didn't you just love, Mr. Byrd?" "Isn't he brilliant?" "He's always banged on..." "What did he say?" "Toc, toc, toc." "Estelle wants to know everything." "Darling..." "Are you all right?" "What's wrong?" "Camomile tea?" "Very soothing." "How could have I been so dumb?" "Not dumb, darling, passionate." "You're like me, when we love, we love with our guts and with our soul." "Although, I do have to say, I never liked that guy." "All those Irish bad boy blue-eyed good looks." " No, I never liked him." " Estelle, he's still the father of my unborn child." "Methinks he's the most notable coward, an infinite, an endless coward a lump of foul diformity." "Estelle, please!" "All right..." "But if there's any consolation to it, darling," "I... will never leave you for him." "I cherish loyalty." "I learned from your father when he took me under his wing." "Well, at least I had more to offer than a hot bod unlike you know who." "Melissa was my top-grossing actress." "Big deal." "She got lucky." "Or somebody got lucky." "Anyway, enough about her." "What are we going to do for you?" "Nothing." "You've already done so much." "I'm sorry baby but..." "Mommy really needs her grease right now." "What's up?" "I know, I know, I know." "It's my own fault." "I'm a big fat gullible sow." "Yes but you're a lovable big fat gullible sow." "And broke." "Because of their conniving..." "I lost a $125 000 commission." "They have to die, don't they?" "Maybe we should sit on that one for a while." "I totally have to go, okay?" "So, I'm gonna come by your place later tonight." "Move in with me, please move in with me." "The walls are calling me names." "Stupid, stupid." "Stupid." "It's okay, It's okay." "I got to go, all right?" " Are your feet on the ground." " Yes." " Chin up." " Yeah." "All right?" " I see you later, allright?" " Okay, promise." "Sophie, does it actually feel better hurting like that?" "I don't deserve it." "I'm 30." "I've just been dumped by my boyfriend of 5 years and I'm 8 months pregnant." "Is this normal?" "You're asking a gay man who is sleeping a pregnant lady what's normal?" "Come here you." "I feel like a 30-year-old failure." "With a 90-year-old bladder." "Come on, you..." "Come on, it's okay." "That's okay." "Just forget about it, okay?" "I'm so lost." "Come on, come here, it's gonna be okay." "It's gonna be okay." "I promise, okay?" "Matt?" "I gotta wipe." "Parker Talent, how can I help you?" "Jenifer, hi!" "You're up bright and early." "What can I do for you?" "Parker Talent." "Some agency you left me." "I'm losing actress left and right." "And I sure as hell can't pay the rent on what Estelle brings in." "Maybe I should quit, huh?" "Should I?" "Come on, Robert Parker, give me a sign." "You're gonna have to do better than that." "I'm serious, I'm this close to packing up shop." "Please, daddy, give me a sign!" "What, is that a sign?" "I was thinking maybe a dove, or a ray of sunlight." "Not a broken water me." "Somebody!" "Help!" "Excuse me." "Ma'am." "Help me please." "Hey, granny!" "Give me your cellphone." "I was like, "get out of my face, then she was all like, "You get out of my face", so I'm like," " "No one cares"..." " Ophelia!" "Hang on, my mother is about to have another seizure." "Yeah, I know you wanna make another call to your weepy agent." "How could have I brought such a selfish child into the world?" "You didn't, remember?" "You bought me in the people's republic of cheap babies." "Well, I wish I had kept the receipt." "Who do you think you are?" "Just your mother." "Hello, I was on the phone first and you just came..." "Ophelia, darling, I must get in touch with Sophie." "I feel a tragedy looming." "Have you called the father?" "Every name in the book." "But right now, I need you to contact doctor Matt Scott." "Unfortunately, it's doctor Holdenchenkov who's on duty tonight." " He'll take good care of you." " Listen up..." "Nicole." "I'm in way too much pain to get into details so get on the blower and dial 1-800-DR-SCOTT." "Now!" "How is she?" "She seems okay, I just got here myself." " I'm tired and hot, I want a drink." " No!" "Shut up!" "Poor Sophie, she has no idea how hellish motherhood can be." "She's about to find out." "That's it, that's it." " Keep pushing, keep pushing." " I am pushing!" "Keep pushing, keep pushing, now stop!" " What?" " I want you to breathe." " I want you to breathe." "Breathe!" " I don't wanna breathe, I want to push." "Breathing, that's it." "Breathe, in and out, breathing, good." "Good, good, keep it going, keep it going, good." "Get this baby out of me or I'm gonna rip your throat out!" "My little bride of Chucky, do this okay?" "Are you ready?" "One..." "Two, three, push!" "That's it, Sophie, you did it." "Bravo, darling, bravo." "Why are you all looking at me like that?" "What?" "Is he missing an arm?" "A nose?" "It's a boy." "That's some tan." "Or you're gonna be on the next boat to Shanghai." "It's okay." "{\pos(192,280)}Transcript/Sync:" "Benj!" "{\pos(192,290)}Merci à Jesslataree, Amariss, KB et tous les autres pour les trous."