"How are you ?" "Didn't you see my passport ?" "It's a catastrophe, I need my passport for tomorrow morning" "Why do you need your passport to go to your grand-mother's funeral ?" "Because it'll be in Switzerland" "And to pass Swiss customs, you need your Swiss passport." "Last time I had it was when I got back from Lapland" "I had this coat, my roller suitcase, the bag with all the food..." "The salmon !" "There it is !" "It's stuck." "Give me a sponge." "Are you Swiss ?" "Yes." "Well, just a bit." "Actually, I'm really Swiss." "Although, I'm not really Swiss..." "I don't feel Swiss." "Not in the way I should." "On the other hand, it's a common thing for some Swiss people to dislike their country." "So I'm Swiss especially because I don't feel Swiss." "Anyway, you see what I mean." "Yes, it smells like fish." "It stayed underneath a salmon in my freezer." "I was back from Lapland because I'm ethnologist." "Then, would you please show the salmon." "Pardon ?" "I can't, the salmon stayed in Paris in my freezer..." "Ok, put the bags down, we're checking them." "People behind them, would you please go to my colleague." "Please mister, we're very late." "Stop laughing, you're irritating him !" "You're going to have to behave when hearing ridiculous accents because you're going to hear a lot of them in here." " It's red." " Excuse me." " Are you crazy ?" "!" " But it's red !" "Come on, given the wider of the road, you could easily avoid us !" "Maybe this time but what about the next ?" "!" "You shouldn't think that Swiss people are more self-disciplined than others." "It's caricatural." "Well, the guy who's just shouted at us was very disciplined, I found." "This is not about being polite, it's part of the Swiss culture to show people how civic and responsible we are." "So, we show that we respect lights." "Lights aren't important actually." "It's showing that we are nice that is." "If a cashier gives you a wrong change you show that you give her the money back." "Excuse-me mister, where is Mrs Leutzinger's funeral ?" "We're very late." " Well, good morning..." " I'm sorry..." "Good morning." "Now, could you please show me the way to the funeral, please ?" "I'll show you the way, but it's not quicker if you don't say 'good morning'..." "Give me a cigarette, I can't stand it." "Did you see this play-acting ?" " Hey, do you know what time it is ?" "!" " Shit, here is my father..." " It's over." "She's been burried." "I'm sorry dad." "Here is Sophie." "We got a harsh customs officer." "So, Mrs Leutzinger's grave is the number 73." "We don't care !" "It's too late !" "I missed my grand-mother's funeral !" "Are you mad to shout at him ?" "!" "He hasn't done anything to you !" " You know that there are customs." "I told you to take an early train." " Dad, I'm about to have a nervous breakdown." "This country drives me crazy !" " Don't start criticising Switzerland !" " Stop always arguing !" " Béatrice, we're not arguing but discussing." "Shit !" "...on grandma's funeral !" " Courage, sweetheart." " Do you have a lighter ?" "I'm looking for Thierry, Damien and Béatrice Leutzinger." "Is it you or what ?" "Thierry and Damien, your grandma's sister would like to meet you." "What two brothers ?" "She lost her entire family during the war." " Come on, we're off." " Dad, what's wrong ?" "I knew they would send someone to check if she is dead." "Well, she's been well burried !" "Go fuck yourself !" "Dad !" "But it is very important, it's a matter of inheritance." "You can keep your money, we never wanted it and never will." "Maurice Szeinpach, your great grand-father had a chocolaterie during the war." "Then he happened to make some clever investments in the chemical industry and he ended up with an impressive fortune." "Here is a picture of himself." "And the chocolaterie." "Nonetheless, he never forgave your grand-mother to have married your grand-father and disinherited her." "In addition to this, she fell out with her brothers, Kurt and Walter who are present today to meet you." "And also with her sister Heidi who couldn't come today because of her business." "Anyway, your grand-father decided that, after two generations it would be better for the family to be reconciled and he put down on his will that you should be given, on your grand-mother's funeral," "the amount of six millions of francs." "Six millions ?" "of Swiss francs ?" "Yeah, six millions of Swiss francs." "Divided by you three, it's 2 millions each." "I promised it to my father." "He told me on his deathbed : 'Kurt, they haven't done anything wrong." "we can't keep being angry at them." "They are our great children after all.'" "So, here is the hand of the peace." "Nice to meet you... thank you." "Shophie, isn't it ?" "I am Aloïs." "Thierry's cousin." " I'm happy to assist at the reconciliation of a family." "It's a wonderful day for a notary." " Now, let's have something to drink !" " The wine is great." " Especially Seb's one !" " Yeah, he made it !" " He is 'vinzert' !" " What does 'vinzert' mean again ?" " Winegrower." " He is winegrower !" " Also, we want to invite you to the familial house in Schwytz to celebrate our reconciliation." " In Schwytz ?" " Yes, so that we can spend the weekend all together !" " What a good idea !" "I'm sure everybody will make arrangment." "Cheers everybody !" "Very good wine." "I don't trust the old one, his name 'Kurt' is full of horrible anagrams." " Spit, slut, SM..." " On the contrary, they could have kept the money without telling us." "When I think of how badly grandma lied to us !" "Is it legal to disinherit his children like this ?" "Is it legal to do so, Damien ?" " No, no, it's not." "I found it strange that grandma let this happened." "It's not, grandma was proud, she fell out with them and didn't accept their money." "Mum and dad kept it secret because it was normal to do so formerly." "It's very recent this 'Dolto concept' that everything has to be said." "I forgot to give you the chocolates !" " Can I get one, please ?" " Me too ?" "It's your last one." " It's ok, I have another pack." "Forgive her, she is French." "And as you know, French people don't have bins." " What were you saying, Walter ?" "You've got chocolates ?" "Yeah, it's our own chocolate !" " That's so sweet !" "And it's also your chocolate from now on !" "I'm going to Schwytz, so I can give you a lift if you want." "It would be nice to get to know each other during the journey." " Why not ?" "One condition though: please don't throw anything at the window." "Why ?" "Isn't there any train to 'Schpritz' ?" " 'Schpritz' ?" " Schwytz !" "French people are not very good at languages !" " I don't want to go to Schwytz." "I don't have anything to tell them." "I've heard that grandma would be a taboo." " Have you signed the referendum about reforming the bank system ?" "We're fighting against money laundering." "Not now, Damien !" " I'm fighting the system from inside !" "And don't tell me that without it the country will collapse." "Banks don't need the mafia's or dictators' money to be profitable." " I'd rather have them investing their money in a democratic country like ours ...so that they often visit and little by little they're changing their mentality." "I've never heard that one !" " Damien and its referendums !" " Don't you get that it's a thing the government serves up to the opposition ?" " I won't talk politics to you, you've left the country !" " I don't see the connection !" " Stop arguing !" "We're emptying grandma's safe !" "All right, Béatrice." " Would you like a chocolate, honey ?" "Diplomas, taxation, bills, warranties..." " She didn't even leave a picture..." " 'To my great children, with all my love, grandma'." "What's that ?" " I don't know." "Hold on." "It looks like a pattern." " What about this ?" "This is the object that's on the pattern." " It's a shoe brush !" " Portable !" "One can keep it in one's pocket !" "It's not a shoe brush !" " Do you think grandma invented it ?" "It's no shoe brush but a handbag !" " What about a glasses case ?" " How about a first aid kit ?" "No, these fringes look suspicious, it has to be a shoe brush." "The chocolate is not great." " Oh no, I love it !" "It tastes like Belgian chocolate." "Please honey, avoid saying that you like Belgian chocolate." "...it's like saying that you prefer Japanese watches or French Alps." "I'm sorry." "Seriously, I think Paris is great." "But I couldn't live there, people are way too stressed !" " And what a mess !" "uhhh" " Once I went by car with a bunch of buddies, we arrived at Bastille Place ...stuck in traffic." "It was absolutely crazy !" "There is no turning lanes !" "People push you, beep the horn..." " They should call it Anarchy Place !" "Anarchy Place !" "That's a good one !" "I made some sandwichs with gruyere." "Gruyere, not Emmental !" "I'm just saying because French people mix them up." "They think that gruyere has holes." "Of course it has holes and mice eat gruyere." " No !" "Mice eat Emmental !" "It's Emmental which has holes !" "I don't get why you guys call this gruyere !" " It's beyond belief that you can mix the two up !" " There, come on, try it !" "This gruyere's got the first prize in the federal competition in Berne !" "Such a good gruyere is considered to be high gastronomy !" "You don't have that in France !" "Well, we've got some good cheeses too !" " Hey, he's turning to the left on the straight lane !" "It's dangerous !" "Of course, he is French !" "Self-discipline isn't your thing !" "Throwing rubbish on the ground, going through red lights..." "Note that, it is what's nice in France." "It's more relax." "Surely, we don't bother with stupid things." "Speaking of stupid things, at least we don't say sixty-ten instead of seventy !" " It couldn't be simplier !" "You just take sixty and add ten !" " Logic is a closed book to French people." "It's a serie." "Sixty, seventy, etc." "Sixty-ten is not rigorous !" "Excuse-me !" " It's like saying that gruyere has holes !" "Excuse-me but French people ARE the inventors of logic !" "Descartes was not Swiss, to the best of my knowledge !" "I don't know about logic, but you surely are the inventors of the chauvinism." "You're starting to piss me off with your stupid anti-French comments so you're going to stop the car because I'm getting out of it !" " Are you mad ?" "I love French people !" "Especially Frenchwomen." "Oh really ?" "You know what ?" "Your car stinks cheese !" "Are you stopping or not ?" "!" " Hold on Sophie, stay in the car !" "Are you crazy ?" "!" "Don't touch me !" "All right !" "I'm stopping the car." "If we can no longer talk..." " There's no problem." "It's best if we see each other in Schwytz." "Don't worry Aloïs." "Everything is fine." "I'm sorry but the cultural shock was too hard on me." "I understand why you don't tell people that you're Swiss." "You weren't very nice either." "You needn't criticize his gruyere." "Gruyere is an excellent cheese !" "You keep criticizing everything since we arrived !" "Maybe, but I'm Swiss so I'm allowed to critize my own country." "...and I do it well !" "You're doing it any old how !" "Those jokes about Switzerland are irritating." "You can't even mimic the accent properly." "Come on, I'm sorry." "I'll say sorry to Aloïs when we are in 'Schmitz'." "Schwytz !" "It's not so difficult !" "Shit !" " Schwytz !" "I was expecting a chalet." "I didn't know I was leaving with a rich heir." "My Lord..." "Hi there !" " I was wrong to get angry." "After all, if French people want to be illogical, they can." "Here is your bedroom, Thierry." "Sophie yours is further." "Kurt is very strict." "Only married couples can share a bedroom." "And only if they don't fuck, obviously !" "I'm teasing you !" "He is funny !" "Come on, Sophie, this way." "As you see, I'm not angry with you." "I got you the nicest bedroom." "With a Füssli !" "'The Grütli's vow'." "What is it ?" "Uhh !" "The Grütli's vow is important in here." "It happened on the other side of the lake." "Three farmers have found Switzerland creating a pact of secret alliance against the Austria Emperor in 1291." "Oops !" "Sorry, in one thousand and two hundred and eighty-eleven !" "Have a look." "If you bend over on your right handside, you can see the Grütli's meadow." "Where the flags are." " There are flags everywhere." "Well, bend over a bit more." "You have to do it properly to see them." " Sophie ?" "I'll let you get ready for lunch." "We'll eat at noon." "So I bent over and he looked at my bottom !" "You see, this guy isn't that stupid." "He's capable of a sophisticated strategy to look at a woman's ass." "You're not going to hit him in the face ?" "No, it's a good thing that he finds you attractive." "People always respect a man with a pretty woman.They wonder what he did to deserve her and because I'm poor, they'll think that you stay because I have a big one." "Ok, but now with your inheritance," "People will think that I stay for your money." "And, consequently, that you've got a very small one." "It's not so difficult, is it ?" "We have lunch at noon." "Don't start, Kurt." " Noon is noon !" "It's my fault, I'm sorry." "It's very rude to arrive on time in France." "We always arrive 15mins late." "We call it the quarter of politeness." "The quarter of politeness ?" "Then, we've been lucky !" "French people are really weird." " Do you like it ?" "It's called 'rösti'." "It's a Swiss speciality made with potatoes." "Well, I'd say that such a good rösti are like high gastronomy !" "She knows what she's talking about !" "Not higher than the rim for me, Walter !" "No, it never works." "For example, Damien and his girfriend." "I don't believe in it." "Mixed couples are no good." "At the beginning, everything is fine." "But after a while, cultural differences always create more and more problems." "Excuse-me..." "She is black but also Swiss, isn't she ?" "I don't care that she is black !" "Most importantly, she is Jurassien !" "And Damien is from Geneva." "Mentalities are very different from one another." "There isn't a genuine comprehension among different regions in Switzerland." "Come one, take my parents, for example." "They get on very well." "Well, it will end up badly, you'll see." "I've always told your mother not to marry a Vaudois." " What are you talking about ?" "They've been together for the last 30 years." "Gisela, Walter's ex-wife was from Bâle." "Well, she's left in 1971 because" "I had voted against women's right to vote." " She had a nervous breakdown !" "Leaving her husband because her step-brother voted against women's right to vote isn't right !" " She left because she had a breakdown !" " Only a Bâloise can do such a terrible thing !" "The truth is that she left because Walter is a terribly bad lay !" " Aloïs, you old devil !" "Being a bad lay doesn't mean anything." "It depends on the way things are between people." "Personnally, I might have been a good lay for some men and a bad one for others." "Ladies and gentlemen, here is the dessert !" "Come with me Sophie, I'll show you the Gruyere's double cream !" "Try this !" "You'll see, it has nothing to do with French whipped cream !" " French whipped cream is disgusting !" " Only shallow French people can put air into cream !" "These culinary metaphors are amusing." "Because double cream is very representative of Switzerland." "Heavy and thick." "Ok, it's heavy and maybe thick but at least it's honest and genuine." "After dessert, I'll be waiting for you in my office to talk about your plans." "What plans ?" "At least I'd like to know what you're going to do with all this money !" " I don't want this money to be wildly spent." "You see, I was right." "Nobody throws money at people." "You'll see what they're going to ask for in return." "It's going to be fun." "Calm down !" "The notary never spoke about conditional clauses." " Personally, I don't know what to do with all this money." "What should I say ?" " Once the house is built, we'll have more children because I'll stop working to look after my family." " Very good." "Excellent !" "You can go see the notary with this." "He'll transfer the money to your bank account." "Congratulations, Béatrice." "Thank you." "Oh Jesus !" " Go on, you !" "Vincent, did you see that ?" "So, what do you think ?" "Vincent, what is it ?" "What's the matter with him ?" "Vincent, talk to me !" " My formation would allow me to set up a management company which would be run in an ethical way." " Very good." " Switzerland is not as good as it used to be." "Today you need a subsidiary office in Cayman Islands." "With that, you can still do wonderful things !" "Obviously, I'd rather avoid tax evasion." "Yeah, we've heard about your referendum." "Only, Walter and myself, we don't really like it." " If it goes through, we can no longer do anything in Switzerland." " I'd like you to stop it." "What am I supposed to understand ?" "Are you blackmailing me ?" "Blackmail !" "Right away, the big words !" " Kurt !" "It's just that you should..." " Kurt !" "Kurt !" " Here are the papers for the notary." " I'm holding my pen." " What am I to do ?" "You can go fuck yourself, Kurt." " You didn't really say that, did you ?" "Are you insane ?" " You could have waited for my turn to be over !" " My opinions on politics are none of his business." " What about me ?" "You'd throw away 2 millions without asking for my opinion !" " Thierry, we're waiting for you." " I'm coming." " I'd like to start by quoting Claude Levi-Strauss who, in his book 'Sad tropics', opposes students of medecine and law to students of maths and literature." "He forms the idea that the first one have a profession, whereas the others have a mission, or even a refuge." "And then he postulates that ethnology is the most extreme example of the second category." "I've been fighting for several years, since March nineteen eighty-eighteen, to be more precise." "...March nineteen ninety-eight, sorry." "I've been fighting to organise an expedition to Lapland." "I'm interested in the way Lapland culture combines ancestry and modernity." "I truly believe in the specifity of the Lapland ideology." " I don't care about the Lapland ideology !" " Kurt, calm down, please." " But what the hell is his project ?" "!" "Well, my project is doing ethnology." "Concretely, I study in order to write books which don't sell at all." "...but that make the knowledge of humans by humans progess." "Well, I think so." "'I' is another person." "But, as Socrate said :" "Know yourself." "Isn't studying others the best way to learn oneself ?" "What do you need the Lapland ideology for ?" "Look around you !" "Look at this lake !" "It saw the birth of this country." "It was there when our ancestors created the pact of secret alliance." " Oh yes, the Rösti's vow !" " Rösti ?" " Oh sorry !" "Grütli !" " You keep quiet when you don't know about something !" " Hey, what are you doing ?" "We're playing at know yourself with the two smart asses." "Come with me, I want to show you something." "Take a look at that." "The chocolate factory was found in 1937 by your great grand-father." "Here is the cocoa !" "...and the hazelnuts." "It's working." "Look !" "The wonderful Swiss chocolate !" "You see Socrate, this is a serious project !" "You make a product of good quality that you can sell and make profits on." "So, you should think twice about your project and we'll talk about it." "You bet !" "His chocolate is disgusting." "I don't even get how he made money with !" "What Kurt does is illegal." "Nothing in this will forbids us to be ethnologist or to fight against money laundery." "I agree to see a solicitor but why should I give the money back ?" "One needs to have principles in life." "If you accept the money, it means you're on Kurt's side." "Principles are good but you're being intransigent." "Why could you not forget about your referendum ?" "And Thierry you could find another occupation." " Oh really ?" "What for example ?" "I don't know." "But still you could try." "Two millions of francs would change your life." "It's worth thinking about it!" "What about grandma's shoebrush ?" "Give it to me." "It may have some commercial potential." " Of course not !" "She probably had Alzheimer's' to invent this thing !" " Shit !" "It's either you're on our side or there's no need to talk again." "I can't make a decision by myself." "I'll have to talk to Vincent." "And it's not the right time." "He's not well." "We'll see tomorrow." "All right, I got it." " You're insane !" "You nearly killed me !" " Bastard !" " You're going to get my hand in your face !" " Asshole, don't touch me !" " Shut up !" " You're going to end up in a madhouse !" " Is everything ok ?" " Yes, fine." "Just a little argument." " He wants to leave me !" "He's had an affair for two years !" "He's already packed his bag !" "You can't do this to me !" "I beg you !" "I'm your wife !" "With the money, we'll have a fresh start." "Precisely, now that you've got money, you can live without me." "No !" "Give me that !" "What's all this mess ?" "!" " Nothing, go back to bed." "It's all because of you and your dirty money !" "You couldn't let us be peacefully miserable ?" "You had to ruin everything with your millions, asshole !" "Leave me alone !" "Go back to your slut !" "Come on." " I can't live this." " Forgive her, she's not well." "We'll take care of her." "Hey, is it cannabis ?" "We could blackmail Kurt with this in order to get your money." "Nobody cares here !" "In a few months, cannabis smoking will be legal and Kurt will be ready with his high quality Swiss weed and will become even more rich." "I don't understand this country." "You can't go through red lights, but you can grow cannabis ?" "Very simple." "In this country, you can do everything that makes money." "Going through red lights makes no money, so it's forbidden." "On the other hand, government has no issue letting people grow cannabis." "At least, with Swiss cannabis, people don't smoke shit !" "With Vincent, we've never argued." "I don't understand." "If Vincent leaves me, I don't give the money back." "It's all I have now." "But you've just said that money had ruined everything." " Stop shouting at her." " It's easy for you, your life isn't a failure." "I've done nothing." "I could have done things; or leave like Thierry." "It's too late now." " Well, you know, my life isn't the best either." "I have no children." "I struggle." " At least, you have Sophie and you love each other." "And love is ten times more important than money." "A hundred times even !" "A thousand times !" "A million times !" "Yeah, I see what you mean." " Poor Beatrice, you're so reactionary." "Putting love at the first place is really a thought of right wing conservative." "You're really dumb !" "You can marry your referendum, I'm off !" "Come on Beatrice, I'll take you back to Geneva." "Amelia, stop it, it's not fun." " Leave me alone." "Amelia, come back !" " Talk to your referendum." "Amelia !" " I'm serious, Damien !" "Shit !" "You see, the problem with women is that they don't have a real political awareness." "Stop looking at me like this." "Two millions is largely worth a referendum." "Still, all those people who trusted you and thought you'd fight to save the world." " Stop it Thierry, if you could do something else than ethnology, you'd do it." "It's easy to be upright when you don't have a choice." " Now, it's my turn." "Perhaps Beatrice was right." "This might have some potential." "...as a shoebrush, I mean." "Seriously, take it, you might become rich with it." " Give me a break." " It would be a good way of taking your revenge." "There you go." "That's the end of the referendum." " It's funny but I don't feel guilty." "Nor crooked or traitor." "Just happy to be rich." "Wait !" "Shit !" "It's a pain." " When is the next one ?" "In an hour." "Are you sure you want to go home ?" "Because I can ask Caro to stand in for me for a few more days." " No, we're going home." "It's over." "Dad was right." "I don't want their money." "It's dangerous." " You're being supersticious." "Money is only money." "You're wrong." "Here money isn't only money." "Being Swiss is a curse." "Listen, we could get married so that you'll have the French nationality." "That's sweet honey, but you know what I think about marriage." "I don't mind." "I'm just saying it for you." "Hi there !" " Hi." "Did you think of what you're going to tell to Kurt ?" " Yes, I give up and we're going home." "Are you kidding ?" " I don't have the energy to take him to court all by myself." "Between running away and taking somebody to court, there is something called 'finding a compromise'." "Get him to like you." "You rub him the wrong way !" "When you're in Lapland, you know how to adapt, don't you ?" "Do the same here, act like a Swiss !" " I don't need to, I AM Swiss !" "You're acting foolish !" "You're late for lunch, you talk like a French man, you make big sentences..." " You don't want to understand, do you ?" "I'm ethnologist !" "It means I can adapt to any society expect mine !" "It's because I can't adapt to mine that I can adapt to others !" "Nobody adapted to his culture can be ethnologist !" "That's the rule !" "Shit !" "You know what will do ?" "I've got a chalet in Valais." "You'll both come with me, I'll give you a special training." "After a week, I garantee you, you'll look more Swiss than me." "And Kurt will give you all the money you want to monkey around." "What do you say ?" "A short week for two millions..." "What do you have to lose ?" "Clarke." "An American psychiatrist." "In brief, I just wonder why you want to help Thierry ?" " I can't stand unfairness." "It's unfair that Thierry can't get the money." " You know what Kurt, I'm going to the mountains." " You ?" "You're going to the mountains ?" "Oh yes, I need to think." "I can only do it in the mountains." "Really ?" " Yeah, that's the only place where I can concentrate." "I always have to go there to find new ideas." "After three months without going, I go crazy." "Mountains keep me sane." "That's where my deepest roots are." " Hey, we could all go on a trip for the weekend !" " Why not ?" " I'll call mum and dad, we invite aunt Heidi." "We'll have a great party !" " What do you think about it, Walter ?" "Not bad, is it ?" "Hey Socrate, you might have some Sempach blood eventually." " A little bit." " Hi there." "Your weed is great, Kurt." "Oh !" "Some petit-fours, I love it !" "Come on, kids." "I'll explain to you what depression is." "Come on !" "I can't believe it !" "Fuck !" " It's ok..." "When you don't know how to drive you don't come to the mountains !" "Shit !" "I'm overtaking him !" "Move your big ass !" "Big hulk !" "Here is the 'Dents du midi'." "Right, let's have a drink !" "On Saturday morning, we'll take the train from Martigny up to the lake Emosson." "And Sunday we'll go to Fontanabran." "The crosses are the tricky spots of the tour on which I'll be training you during the week." "So, for the first cross, there is a bed of mulberry, you'll have to pick some." " Oh yeah, that looks tricky." "Not everyone can pick mulberry." "Yeah, especially when you have to climb an 8 meters rock face." "It's Level 2." "But I'm sure you'll manage..." "Then there'll be the mountain pastures Comete where we'll stop to buy some cheese." " Will I have to climb a wall to get it ?" "No, but you have to be able to talk to the farmer and learn to milk a cow." " To milk a cow ?" " Yeah, because Kurt will have some fresh milk, for sure." "Third cross, there's a shooting club." "Kurt thinks that a good man is a good hunter." "The last cross is the Bernene refuge." "We'll stay over and, Thierry, you'll have to make a fondue." "It's very important that you make it right." "OK ?" "Any questions ?" " Don't you have anything more stupid for me to do ?" "I don't have anything against 'Fort Boyard' but still..." " Of course, you'll have to change your way of dressing..." "Speaking of clothes, I got you something." "There !" "You're going to try this." "I also have something for you, Sophie." "I thought about you." " Don't you have any velcro band shoes, while we're at it ?" " What's your size ?" "It's too big for me." "True, I thought you'd be more..." " I find it great." "He finally looks normal, doesn't he ?" " Personally, I don't know how Swiss women can put up with this !" " It would destroy my sexual life." "Don't worry about Swiss women." "Statistics show that Swiss have more and better sex than French people." " What an idiot, really." "What did I...?" "Hey, come over here, Sophie !" "You see, English people say sixty and seventy..." "Seriously, French people are the only ones on earth to say sixty-ten." "Come on, you're not going to do your Swiss scout at breakfast." "OK, what are we going to do about us ?" "Do you see the way you talk to me ?" "Do you think I don't feel anything ?" " No, but you're the one who attacks me." "I only try to defend myself..." "Hey !" "Are you crazy ?" "!" "What are you doing with the butter ?" "!" "What are you doing ?" "It's disgusting !" "Look, I'll show you." "You just cut yourself a small slice." " It's OK !" "For Christ's sake !" "Shit !" "French people may be illogical, dirty and bad-mannered, but nobody pisses you off on the way of scraping butter, crossing a road or speaking..." " OK, fine, you're right !" "Scrape the butter if you feel like it." "If you make some efforts, I'll promise you to do so myself." " I can be very nice." "Me too." "I can be an angel of kindness." "That's the truth." "Are you mad ?" "It's 5 am !" " Hey !" "Smile when you hear some Yodle." "Show that you like it." "Kurt loves it !" "Come on !" "We're going in 40 minutes !" "Heck !" "Come on, stand up !" " We're trying to catch our breath !" " Come on !" "Let's go !" "Look, there are holds and supports." "Use them and climb up." " OK, I'll climb." "I'm doing it." "Shit !" " Are you ok, honey ?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Ok." "Among apes, physical prowess determines the hierarchy in the group." "Among humans, let's not forget, it is the brain." "So, I don't get why..." "What are you looking at ?" "There he is !" "On the other hand, he's got no issues milking a cow." " Put your bags down." "Grab this." "Hey, you have to put it behind, not in front !" "You have to caress its teats in order to relax her." "Be careful, it's dripping." "Not like this." "Put some effort into it !" " Hey, Sophie, Aloïs !" "Here they are !" "Come on !" " Heidi is the tall one, she's Kurt and Walter's sister." "If you get her in your side, you win." "Next to her is her friend Sylvia." "If you get her in your side, Heidi will follow." "Come with me, I'll introduce you to my parents." " Hi dad, how are you ?" " Hi, sonny !" "My little mummy !" "Was your journey OK ?" "Dad, here is Sophie." "Come in here, Damien !" " What are these clothes for ?" "Fondant, little Arvin, Mont de Sion." " Thank you." "Rémi ?" " Oh, with pleasure !" "thank you." "Beatrice, a small glass of white wine ?" " You bet !" " We made t-shirts !" "For 'die wanderum' !" " For what ?" "'Wanderum' is 'the walk', mum." " Oh !" "What a good idea !" "Here, Mathilde, give that to the 'grown-ups'." "Look, we made t-shirts !" " Sophie, did you know that we have a celebrity in our family ?" "Aloïs's mother is seriously engaged in politics." " Oh yeah, my daughter will end up federal adviser !" " Stop it, dad !" "It's a bit like the first minister in France, except that, in Switzerland, they are seven to govern so they never make any decisions." "And, strangely enough, it works." "Philosophically, it makes you reflect on power." " That's enough." "Stop scoffing." "A Sempach on the Federal Council would be a great thing !" "I got some information from the patent office." "Grandma's brush was registered in 1940 by a certain Mario Pschmetz." "Only, it's a false name, I verified." "There is no Pschmetz in Switzerland." "Also, did you see the name of the brush ?" "Missiou schetzi." " What does it mean ?" " 'I miss you, honey'." "But they don't say what it is..." " Excuse-me." " Oh, what a lovely couple !" " Hey there !" " Ha, a picture with Thierry." " I'm taking some pictures..." " Let him concentrate." "Wonderful !" " Kurt, help me, you uncouth !" "You saw how dangerous it is !" " Dangerous ?" "It's only a little pebble !" " Don't be such a smart ass, Kurt, with your mountains !" "I remember the first time you went skiing, you were so scared that you cried !" " It's normal that you weren't scared, you couldn't have injured yourself, you were so fat !" "I wasn't fat !" " Of course, you were fat as a whale !" " Here is a picture of Heidi when she was 2 years of age." "She wasn't fat !" " What's that picture ?" " This is me and Kurt..." "Hey Socrate, I misjudged you." "We should have a serious talk." " With pleasure..." " Hey, look at Kurt !" "It's working !" "You should talk to me about your project in Lapland." "Yeah, this is actually the project of my life..." " Get your hands off me, for God's sake !" " But I'm falling !" "Grandpa !" "Fuck !" "I don't believe it !" " Aloïs !" "Help !" " He is alive !" " Come and help me !" "Give me the harness, come on." "OK, that's good." " There you go." "Be careful." " OK, I'm going down." "Wait a minute." "You don't think that I pushed him, do you ?" " If dad dies, you'll get the money..." "But you saw how it happened !" "He grabbed my arm and I just tried to..." " We're going to have to call for help !" "He is hooked on a branch by his jacket hood !" "What can we do ?" "We don't know how long the hood will resist..." "I need somebody to go down with me and rope him up." " Me, of course !" " Not you, you tried to kill him !" "You would to try to finish him !" " We should call the police !" " It's absurd !" "You saw that I slipped !" " If dad dies, I won't give you a dime !" " I can't rescue him in such a bad atmosphere !" "Shit !" "All of you can go call for help, I only need one person." " OK, I'm going." " No, I need you to bring us back up." " If you don't want me to go, who else can go ?" "Well, me..." "I'll go." " She doesn't know anything about mountains !" " Trust me, clear off !" "Come with me, I'll get you ready." " Sophie you can't go." " It's bad enough as it is !" "Wait for me at Aloïs's." " Sophie, it's ridiculous !" " Come with us." " Get your hands off me !" "Sophie, be really careful !" "She never went climbing !" " Slowly !" "You're going too fast !" " Trust me." "If you do as I say, you'll be fine." "OK, now you have to get ready." "You're going to go down." "Wait, I'll fasten you first." " Wait a minute, why me ?" "Why are you not going yourself ?" "Because if I go, you won't be able to bring me back up." "Hang on, gandpa !" "We're coming !" "OK, come on, go now." " I won't manage." " Go down, Sophie, we don't have a choice." " Kurt ?" "I'm coming." "I'm going to rope you up." "It's me." "Sophie." "Shit !" "Not the Frenchwoman !" "Aloïs, by Jingo !" " Grandpa, calm down !" " Stop shouting !" "We're all going to die !" " Now, you're going to put the rope around his waist." " But the rope is too short !" " Damien, the rope is too short !" " OK !" " Keep going, Sophie, that's good." "Are you OK, Kurt ?" "OK, it's done." " Dad, Damien, it's OK." "You can bring him back up." "Bring me back up too !" " I can't, you have to heave yourself up." "How can I do it ?" "Listen up, you've got 4 members, two legs and two arms," "Three of your members should always be in contact with the rock." "Three on the rock, one that moves." "Go on now." "Look, you've got a hold on your left handside." "Now, let the rope go and get the other hold with your right hand." "Heave yourself up on your left foot." "Yeah, you're doing fine." "Left, right..." "Three of your members for the rock." "Very good." "Don't look down !" "Keep staring at me." "I'm going to fall !" " Don't worry, I won't let you fall." "Keep on." "Give me your hand." "There you go !" " You're crazy !" "What did you make me do ?" "!" "I could have died !" "No, I can't." "It makes no sense." "It's the after-effects of the fall !" " Come with me." "Have some of this." "This one is a proper chocolate." "Everything is fine." "They kept Kurt under observation in the hospital, but he is fine." "He'll be back tomorrow." " I don't care about Kurt." "How is Sophie ?" " Is she not here ?" " Damien, stop being hypocrite." "Tell me the truth." "Has something happened to her ?" " No, nothing happened to her." "They rescued Kurt without problems." "Only,..." " What ?" "Well, on the way back, we were walking ahead," "Aloïs and Sophie were behind us, and... suddenly, they were no longer there." " What's this bullshit, Damien ?" "Where are they ?" "!" " I don't know !" "They must have taken a shortcut or got lost !" "How come ?" "Aloïs knows the region by heart !" "Did they shake you off ?" "Is that it ?" "They shook you off ?" "All right..." "No need to say it in a nasty way !" "It's OK !" "I get it !" "Don't look at me like this !" "It doesn't mean anything !" " Thierry, don't lie to yourself like I did with Vincent !" "Didn't you see the way she looks at him since we've been here ?" "Of course, I saw it." "I'm no idiot." "Looking at people isn't forbidden." "He is handsome, that's all." "Put this bag down !" " We can't let you lie to yourself !" "Put this bag down !" " There, look at this !" "Do you think it's normal to take such a picture ?" "I've never taken such a picture !" "Not even of Vincent !" "I can tell you as a woman, this is not normal !" " What an idiot !" "He could easily have roped Kurt up by himself !" "He had planned everything !" "I should have been careful." "Aloïs Couchepin." "Full of anagrams !" "'Sleep' and 'dick' !" "Dick in the ass even !" " I don't know what to say." " Don't say anything then." "I'm ashamed of myself because it feels nice not to be the only one." "Give me one." "No, this isn't possible." "We've got a steady relationship, with a high level of communication." "It's just that we don't have enough sex and that I don't have enough money." "But I'm going to fight." "I'm going to get this fucking inheritance." "Kurt is going to pay me !" "The money didn't make Vincent stay." "It's different with women." "Even the most evolved one still have the instinct of a cavewoman." "She seeks for the reproductive male who will give her children and mammoth meat." "Kurt will have to pay." "This money is mine !" "I must find a way." " It won't be easy now that he sees you as a murderer." " What's this picture ?" " It's the Sempach family, with Grandma standing behind Kurt and Walter." " Look at them !" "Full of self-satisfaction in front of their big house !" "Hold on." "Sophie took a picture of it in when we were in Schwytz." " Thierry ?" " We got lost." "It's terrible." " Really ?" "How is it possible being with Aloïs ?" " Well, it often happens to me around here." "Some paths aren't clear..." " In short, we went around in circles !" " I'm sorry." " Well, it's OK." "What are you doing going through my bag !" " No, your bag fell, I picked it up." "That's all." " Don't take me for an idiot, you were going through my bag." "I only took the camera in your bag, I'm sorry." "It's because of the picture that Walter took out during the walk." "Look." "The house in the background isn't the property that is in Schwytz." "Look at the photo you took." " Indeed, it's not the same house." "Except the porch with its hideous thing : 'Sempach home'." "Look at Heidi." "She can't be more than 5 years younger." "How old is she now ?" "57 ?" "58 years old ?" "So, the picture was taken in 1950, 1949, 1948 at the earliest." "It would mean that, in 1948, my grand-father hadn't bought the house in Schwytz yet." "And that, he didn't have the chocolate factory yet, which he's supposed to have become rich with, during the war." " Thierry !" "It means that the chocolate factory is a covering !" "I knew it !" "Fuck !" "It felt strange when we visited this chocolate factory." "Everything is strange." "Grandma who lies about her family, my dad who doesn't want their money..." " Thierry, I have goosebumps !" "Do you know what a Swiss who got rich during the war would be ?" " Let's calm down." "Let's not get carried away." " Oh, excuse me !" "Heidi has just called to ask if she hadn't forgotten a picture." "Did you see it by any chance ?" " A picture ?" "No." " Walter took it out during the walk and since..." "All right, If you find it, let me know." "OK, now there's no doubt left." "She knows that the picture shouldn't be find out." " I should talk to her." "Do you think Aloïs could invite us to Sylvia's exhibit ?" "If you were to ask him kindly ?" "I think he likes you finally." " Yes, I could." "This way." "Come in." "You must be thirsty after your exploits in the mountains." "You didn't know ?" "Aloïs is part of a paramilitary organization of extreme right-wing orientation." "No, I'm only kidding !" "In Switzerland, men have their military equipment at home in order to be ready quickly in case of an attack." " It really isn't funny." " I find your reaction to be very funny!" " There, have some Viamine, it rocks !" " Thank you." "I admire you in some way." "I've never betrayed Vincent in ten years." "Althought, it would be easier now, if I had done some practise sleeping with other men, like you do." " What ?" "!" " Don't waste your breath." "Thierry can turn a blind eye if he wants, but I'm not like this." "How was it ?" " Stop it !" "It's none of your..." "What next !" "Do you really think that he knows ?" "Why is he not saying anything ?" " Because he loves you !" "And that he is Swiss." "In case of a nuclear attack, he'd go down the basement and wait until it's over." "Thierry, it's nice with the candles." " Come here to me." "It's tickling." "You're beautiful." "Ohh, but I'm exhausted, you know..." "I need to kick back." "Just remain passive then." "Yes, but no, but..." "Listen, I don't really want just now, you know..." "I'm sorry but you didn't want either for the last few days..." "Sophie..." "Thierry." "It's no big deal." "I love you." "Meeting you was the best thing that happened to me." "It's nothing." "I promise you, it's nothing." "Goodbye Beatrice." " Goodbye." "You don't prefer if we wait for him ?" " No, on the contrary, go on." "Don't you worry for me." "I'm a millionaire now." "Thank you for taking us to Sylvia's exhibit." "It's very kind of you." "After all that happened..." "You're welcome." "It's nothing at all." "She is happy." "We'll just need to get you some clothes, because it's a trendy event." "You know Aloïs, I really wanted to thank you for all you did for me." "You're really kind to help me." "Because, whether I get the money or not." "What do you care ?" "I've already told you in Schwytz." "I can't stand unfairness." "Oh yes !" "You did it out of pure generosity without having anything to get out of it..." "When I think of the dick I was !" "Seriously !" "I've been a real pain !" "I've been a pain !" "I can't give you anything just yet, but one day I'll thank you the way you deserve." "What's wrong with him ?" "Did you tell him ?" " No." "Listen Aloïs, it was an accident." "It won't happen again." "I love Thierry." " No, everything is fine, thank you." " What's going on ?" " Nothing, I fell." " What do you mean you fell ?" " I fell." "It happens !" " No, it doesn't !" "If one falls, it's that one's lost balance and it doesn't just happen..." "What has she just said ?" "She said that it fits you and she asked if you liked it." " Oh yes, I love him in this !" "No, you're not ugly !" " Yes, I am !" "I've got a sloppy belly, I don't have big toned legs, I have small normal arms." "I'm not a man !" "I must have a testosterone deficiency." "I know that women aren't attracted by me !" " What about me ?" "Am I no woman ?" "I don't interest you." "You find me intelligent, cultured, but you don't fantazise about my body." "Note that, you're not the only one." "I noticed the way the cashier looked at Aloïs." " Thierry, when you see a Latin lover with a short skirt, you notice her, you look at her, perhaps you even get a horn, but you don't want to spend your life with her." " Except that I'm a man." "I can clearly differenciate attraction and love." " Women can as well !" "The idea that women can't have sex with men without love is a myth." " Do you really think so, or you're just saying it to please me ?" "Don't answer me." "It pleases me that you want to please me." "You don't want us to get married ?" " But you said that marriage kills desire..." " Say yes..." " All right, it's time to..." "Sorry." "We need to go now." "Give me your stuff, we're going to be late." "I'll pay for it." " There you go." "We need to go !" "It's time !" "I don't understand." "It fitted you perfectly in the shop." " It mustn't be the suit I tried then..." " Damn !" " Whatever you do, you've lost anyway." "Sophie and I are going to get married." "Hurry up, Sylvia did an improvised opening !" "She's experimenting how long it will take for the police to arrest her." "In some cantons, throwing non-regulated rubbish is forbidden." "Oh !" "Here they are !" "Somebody in the neighbourhood must have called them." "It's going to be good fun !" "Sylvia is great !" "Let's go on the terrace upstairs to see Hans Fisch's oeuvre." " But..." "Should we not do something about Syliva's arrest ?" " But it's part of the show !" " Don't be worried." "Heidi is a friend of the head of the Police Department" "She'll be free within the next 15 mins." " So, did you like it ?" " Yes." "However, what surprises me is that even though Sylvia is very critical about Switzerland, she is still supported by the State." " This is Switzerland, Sophie !" "You can say and criticize everything you want, nobody cares." " Except when it's about the money made during the war which still remains a taboo." "There's been no more taboos in Switzerland after the scandal about the Jewish funds happened." "By the way, what hypocrisy !" "As if French people hadn't collaborated..." "Now, excuse-me please, I have to talk to the press." "Oh, I was forgetting..." "Did you think of bringing my photo back ?" "Of course, here it is !" "I meant to ask you." "Isn't it Moritz on the picture ?" " Yes." "And here is Kurt..." "Walter..." "And here is my mother, Clorinda, who is your grand-mother and me." " Has this been taken in front of the family house ?" " Yes." " Yet it's not the house in Schwytz..." " Of course, it is !" " No !" "It's obvious that it is not." " The house has changed a lot." " You know it's wrong and that Maurice hasn't become rich with the chocolate factory." " What's wrong with you, Thierry ?" "It's not easy to talk about the origin of the family's money, isn't it ?" " Finally the collaboration with the Nazis remains a taboo in Switzerland." " You're insane !" " Aloïs, how could you ask me to help this guy ?" "!" "What a masquerade !" " Heidi !" "I don't know what he's talking about !" "Are you mad ?" "Heidi had agreed to help you !" " We don't want any help, what we want is the truth !" " What truth ?" "!" "You see the bad everywhere, you're like vultures !" "But they are honest people in this country !" " I get you'd rather believe in the nice success story of the chocolate factory as your vineyard would lack some charm if you'd realise that the Sempach's money is dirty." " Don't be mistaken, Thierry." "You're trying to destroy a family because you refuse to admit that your life is a failure." " What gives you the right to say that ?" " Come on Thierry, we're going now." "He's too stubborn." "Fucking bitch !" "Little uptight and moralist English teacher !" "She thinks she knows everything !" "Knowing how easily I managed to fuck her, ...things musn't be as perfect in her life !" "But of course, she wouldn't face things up when it's about herself !" "Good riddance !" "Kurt, you were right not to give him the money !" "I'd have felt sorry to see the money go to this paranoiac intellectual !" "I can't stand these turncoat Swiss people !" "You show him the chocolate factory..." "But no... it's a false one !" " Stop drinking !" " Aloïs, you can't be as naive, can you ?" " He didn't become rich with the chocolate factory ?" " No, think about it !" "The chocolate... is disgusting !" " Not so loud !" "There are too many people..." "Aloïs... what a prick !" "Did you see the way he's lying to himslef ?" " Yeah, open-minded Swiss people are actually the most stubborn." "They are ready to give up on anything to keep their privileges." "Did you see Heidi ?" "A supposedly left-wing artist..." "I can't believe it !" "You know what ?" "Keep it and stick it up your ass !" " What is it ?" " It's a copy of the property deed of the house in Schwytz." " Look at the date." " 1950." " Moritz bought it when he was already sticking rich." "Why did you react the way you did with Thierry, then ?" " Because I don't want to make newspaper headlines." "'Miss Heidi Sempach finances the arts with the money from the Nazis'." "OK, the money doesn't come from the chocolate factory but it doesn't mean it comes from the Nazis." " Aloïs !" "We are in Switzerland." "Do you not get it ?" "!" "If even our sister prefered to smother the affair, it must seriously stink." "Let's start it from scratch." "My grand-mother was disinherited because she married a Swiss socialist." "She never wanted the money, because she knew where it came from and she had principles." "Why leave this ridiculous brush instead of telling us the truth ?" "Grandma was a pragmatic German-speaking Swiss, not the kind of leaving a shoebrush in a safety-deposit box..." "Maurio Schmetz..." "Why such a pseudonym ?" "It doesn't make sense." "Who is Mario Schmetz ?" "What a fool !" "Mario Schmetz is Moritz Sempach !" "Sophie, Mario Schmetz is my great grand-father !" "Mario Schmetz..." "It's a perfect anagram !" "My great grand-father !" "Sophie !" "Sophie, the inventor of the shoebrush was my great grand-father !" "Oh !" "Look !" "It's this bloody Aloïs !" "Are they sending you to prevent me of bringing the truth to light ?" " What are you talking about ?" "I'm giving you the proof that the chocolate factory was bought in 1950..." "Can you imagine Kurt's reaction when you'll show him this ?" "He will have to explain himself..." "Because only him knows the truth." " You did a great job, Aloïs !" "Come on, hurry up, the train is going to get moving." " Yeah, I think we should go..." "If it's another trick, I'll shoot your leg off." "I mean it." "If you go near Sophie, I'll blow your leg up." "You'll no longer be a smartass with your big muscles." "Cheers !" " Cheers !" "To your millions !" " Cheers." " Does it look familiar to you ?" "I think Moritz became rich with it." "If we knew what it is, it'd be much easier to catch Kurt." "We're hesitating between a shoebrush and a cleaning glove." " Thierry, are you ok ?" " I'm fine honey, and you ?" "Enjoy your meal." " Enjoy." "It's nice." "I don't believe it's a shoebrush." "It's Sophie's hypothesis that's the most credible." " Do you want some ?" "A necessary accessory for the maintenance of a weapon." "We should contact a manufacturer in this sector." " I'm sorry !" "I don't know how it..." " It's ok." "I'll do it myself." " I'm sorry..." " There, have my glass." " Thierry, stop it." " What's happening to me ?" "Excuse-me Sir, can I get a coffee at once, please ?" "with a glass of icy water." "Thank you, Sir." " Thierry !" " You don't see what happened ?" "You don't see he drugged me ?" "It was in the champagne, wasn't it ?" "!" " No, are you insane ?" "!" "I clearly see what you're trying to do Aloïs but I won't let you." " Thierry stop it, you're drunk !" " You're in collusion with him, aren't you !" "You want to sleep with him, don't you ?" " Get your hands off her !" " I'm sorry..." " Come on, we'll carry him out." " We're sorry." " Don't trust Aloïs !" "Lay off me !" "He isn't worth it." "I'm sensitive, good fun and cultured." "And I don't have a red car !" "I'm not staying." "I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for having misjudged you in Lucerne." "And that..." "I'll keep a good memory of you." " Thank you." "Me too." " I'm going go now." "Thierry is sleeping." "I don't understand how he can sleep in such a moment." "There are so many things I want to tell you." "I have this stupid song in my mind, 'Like the three wise men in Galilee, looking at the evening star'." "'As faithful as a shadow...'" "'Where you go, I'll go...'." " Which one is the evening star ?" "I can never tell." " Look." "From the unloading dock, up to the eumenides, Sentor, Cassiopea..." "And then just up top, you have the evening star." " I can't see." " We can't see very well from here." "Come with me." "Sophie ?" "Excuse-me, didn't you see a pretty woman with a disagreeable man ?" "Excuse-me Sir, could you call Mr Aloïs Couchepin's room ?" " It's not answering." " Please try again." "He might be asleep." " No, he is not answering." "He might be..." " Shhht..." " What a pig !" "Do you have any ?" " Yeah" " No !" "No, it's... it's not that." "It's... nothing." "Aloïs ?" "You threw a piece of paper ?" "You... threw a piece of paper ?" "It's a condom's wrapping, isn't it ?" "You slept with another woman ?" " No, I swear." "Sophie..." " I don't want to be one more of your conquests." "Take me back, please." " Sophie, if only you knew..." "Hold on." "Do you want to know what it is ?" "Look." "How can you imagine that I want another woman ?" "Who do you think I am ?" " Dormill." "You drugged Thierry ?" " Well, yeah." "He carries a gun." "I'm scared." "I'm only defending myself." " You'd tell anything !" "It's sordid !" "What a twat I've been !" "All this is just bullshit !" "The lake, the small boat, it was all rigged !" " No..." " You drugged him !" "That's why he's sleeping !" " No, please, let me tell you." " I thought that..." " Hold on." "Sophie..." " You knew I would go down to meet you !" " No, I didn't !" " From the start..." " I couldn't guess !" " Of course, you only helped" "Thierry in order to sleep with me !" " No, Sophie wait !" "What happened between us doesn't happen often !" " No, it does." "All the time." "It's called a booty call !" " Sophie, I love you !" "Sophie !" "Shit !" "Stop blaming me, if Mr Leutzinger wants to go out, he's free." " Thierry has gone." "He must have woken up and seen that I wasn't there." " Oh no !" "Did he say where ?" " No, he asked for the shorter way to Schwytz." " Can I get my car keys, please ?" " Mr Leutzinger took it." " But he is not fit to drive !" " Don't panic !" "How much is it to take yours ?" "Piggy Moritz !" "Swiss pigs !" "If something happened to Thierry, I'll never forgive you." " Anyway, without you, I no longer want to live." " Hey, but it's a cow !" " Be careful !" "Hey, are you ok ?" "Uh !" "She's going to calve !" "We need a veterinary !" " Are you ok, cow ?" "There is no signal here !" "Fuck !" "We're going to move her on the grass." "Come on, move..." "Wake up Kurt !" "Dirty pig !" "It's time for the truth !" "Come on, get up !" "I've got you all exposed !" "Where is the old pig hidding ?" "Uh ?" "Where is he ?" "Kurt !" "Beat it, Socrate !" "Or I'll knock you out !" "Hi there." "I'm coming on behalf of this pig, Mario Schmetz." " What a joke !" "My dad sold the 'Missiu chetzi' to everybody during the war." "Russians, Polish, Italians, French..." "Everybody fucked Missiu chetzi." "Except these bastard Nazis." "My dad had principles." "With all the soldiers and prisoners, all these men without women" "The market was colossal." "The idea is very good, I must say." "Hygienic, very simple." "What a pity to have to keep it secret." "Such a pragmatic commercial business." "It would be annoying if Lisa were to discover that in the newspaper." "The Councillor of State, Lisa Sempach finances the election campaign with the money from inflatable vaginas of her grand-father." "Although, Heidi would be happy." "Sempach's inflatable vaginas finance the contemporary arts." " All right, all right !" "I'll give you the 2 millions." "Sophie, call me back asap, I've got great news." " Yeah, you want to be on your paws." "Come on." "Look at this." "Sophie, why aren't you calling me ?" "Sophie, we are rich." "We are full of money." "I have money." "We have plenty of money." " Are you crying ?" " No, but I find it stupid." "It looks like a Walt Disney." "I don't know what to do." "Usually I always know what to do." "This isn't normal." " For me it's the opposite." "I usually doesn't know but..." " Thierry !" " Aloïs, I had warned you !" " No, Thierry !" " You can say goodbye to your leg." " No !" " Are you insane ?" "!" " Stop it, you !" " Be careful !" "Put the gun down !" " Stop it !" " Come on fight !" "Are you going to fight ?" "!" "Fucking shit of a country !" " We have to talk." " What an idiot I've been." "I knew it though." "I knew that money was a dangerous thing." "If I hadn't gone to get it last night, you wouldn't have had this car crash." " Stop it." "We can't predict what might have happened." " The worse is that you've never been as beautiful." "This really hurts." " It's not your fault." "I promise." " I know." "It's this country." "I knew that Switzerland keeps people back." "with money, with common sense, with chocolate with sex." "Come on." "Goodbye." " Goodbye" "Goodbye." " I'll try to call you maybe." "If you..." " Be careful, ok ?" " Wait !" "Hold on !" "My car !" "He took my car !" " Aloïs, I need to tell you something." "I've always hated red cars." " I'm not surprised." "You must find it vulgar and arrogant." "A thing for insecure men who need a big car to prove that they've got balls." " It's about right, yeah." " It can't work between us." "We agree on nothing." "And also because I'm a Swiss scout, uncultured, limited and stubborn." " I'm no better." "I'm French." " Come with me." " Another frame-up ?" " No, I promise." "This time I did nothing." "It's destiny."