"Hey Kia!" "What is this?" "It's a party... enjoy yourself" "I'll just he back" "It's a Wedding not a seminar" "Come on, enjoy yourself!" "I'll just he hack" "Don't feel shy my dear..." "Take this" "Loosen up and enjoy yourself" "Take it" "— Let's enjoy?" "— Sorry..." " I have my chums" " Excuse me?" "Chums?" "Periods?" "Menstrual cycle?" "No problem!" "Stay free!" "Enj "Y!" "M15." "Axon..." "I hope you are happy with the wedding arrangements" "Please don't say that..." "Can't you see how much everyone is enjoying?" "Forget about everyone..." "Look how happy 0111 son is!" "Your daughter is lovely" "She will take good care of him" "MI." "KapooI, it's true... behind every successful there has to be a woman" "The two of us are living proof of that!" "Today he is VP, tomorrow he will be President... then CEO, Chairman" "How can a man work for 16-hours a day... without a good support system?" "My daughteI-in-law will 5011 out this fool's life" "Thank you!" "Hey Kia!" "What are you doing here'?" "Go enjoy yourself" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "How can I enjoy myself?" "My best friend is dying!" "Today her happiness, dreams, identity, independence..." "Basically it's her last day of being alive" "From tomorrow she will be a support..." "Like a pillar..." "Ya, ya pillar" "S1116, that's important too" "But the world will always say..." "Wow!" "What a building!" "Who talks about the poor pillar'?" "No, no I like marriage" "It's a nice concept" "But Why should I spend my life with someone who aﬂeI 40 years will look into my eyes and say..." "Thank you for being my pillar!" "Enjoy, enjoy" "You 0k?" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "You Want something?" "Ma!" "I Want my mom!" "Yes Msfam?" "Can you get this gentleman..." " his Ma?" " Excuse me?" "Mom?" "Kahil" "Kin" "Mom... would hold my hand really tight during take off  landing..." "Like this..." "She was very scared of ﬂying" "Was?" "It's been 10 years since she passed away" "Today is her birthday..." "That's Why... something happened, something ﬂashed, something crashed..." "and you received this gifi" "What giﬂ?" "The giﬂ of seeing a boy cry live in flout of a gill" "You're happy light- - - that your mom was born?" "Then why cry on her birthday'?" "Celebrate!" "Happy birthday Aunty!" "Dad's alive right?" "Ya" "Are you sad that he is'?" "No... he's0k" "Mama's boy!" "Mama's boy does not like his Daddy?" "It's not that." "It's tough... to like MI." "Bhausal is tough" "My dad is Kumat Bansal" "Bansal?" "The builder'?" "I'm already liking you!" "You're the son of the man who owns half of Delhi!" "The most expensive scotch!" "Double, on the rocks please!" "This is the problem with low cost airlines" "You can't tell the rich from the poor" "Everyone travels economy" "So'?" "MI." "Kabit Bansal..." "You were in Chandigarh to buy Chandigarh'?" "No." "My friend had a break-up..." "I was there for normal support" "Cheers!" "To your friend's freedom" "So..." "Having issues with dad?" "You Want to transform his business with your new ideas... but he's not agreeing." "Corn-wt?" "He Wants to show you he's still the boss" "The usual problem with big business families" "First produce a son to takeover the business" "When the son is ready to takeover, the father is not ready to handover!" "The usual "father-son" friction" "I totally get it" "I have no interest in my dad's business" "What?" "And before you order another double on the rocks..." "I Want to share a big truth with you" "What?" "This expensive scotch of yours. .." "I can't afford it" "Are you Kulnal Bansa1's stepson?" "No, the one  only son" "But if I have no interest in dad's business, to have interest in his money ... not cool, right?" "So What do you do then?" "Why'?" "Do I have to do something?" "Yes of course!" "Why do you need to do anything?" "Whether you are interested in dad's money... or not... after he's gone it's all yours anyway" " What do you do?" " I work at Marion" "What do you do there'?" "I'm a Marketing Manager" "What plans ater that?" "After that, in a couple of years I'll be Vice President" "Ater that?" "I will be CEO" "WOW!" "With such clarity... every dream comes true" " We should have a dream in life" " Correct!" "OI of course... a dad!" "Yes, I have a dad" "But even I have a dream" " Don't tell me!" " Okay I Won't tell you" "Okay tell!" "Because actually I really want to know..." "When someone has everything..." "What would his dream be?" "Tell..." "I Want to be like my mom" "Excuse me?" "I... want to be like my mother" "My Plume!" "When-is my phone?" "Give me your number" "I just called to say I am not a "She", I am a "He"" "What?" "I'm not gay." "I don't Want to change my sex..." "I hate pink..." "I like Women." "I like Whiskey" "You hid my phone so you could get my number, right'?" "Cheap whiskey tomorrow night'?" "Can I be honest?" "I did ﬁnd you a hit Weird" "So why did you come to meet a weirdo'?" "Just like the hook at the end of a TV episode... which compels you to Watch the next episode" "0111 meeting also ended somewhat like that" ""I Want to be like my mom!"" "And than?" "And than?" "And than?" "And than?" "So just curiosity" "If it's not a problem to be like your dad, then What's the problem with being like your mom?" "They both produced Inc..." "Haven't ever heard a man say... that he Wants to be like his Mommy" "Didn't Rajiv become like Indira Gandhi'?" "Doesn't RaJml Want to be like Sonia?" "Who was your mom?" "Which country was she the PM of!" "She was an artist..." "Was she a singer, dancer, sculptor..." "Housewife" " What?" " She was a housewife" "And than?" "And than?" "And than?" "And than?" "Today's episode... same time, same place?" "The shock has given me severe acidity..." "Can't drink tonight" "Maﬁxm" "What's this?" "Dont know." "Came by courier" "Dig one'?" "Gelusil?" "It's not the alcohol... it's the curiosity that's causing the acidity" "Housewives are the world's greatest artists" " What's there to be curious'?" " It's not that..." "I'm just curious to know why an IINI(B) topper, instead of taking his dad's business forward... dreams to he a housewife like his mom?" "How do you know I'm from IINI(B)'?" "Facebook." "It's a small world you know" "But my Facebook page hasn't been active for ages" "I saw your picture on a Facebook friend's page" "Who?" " Neha" " Dlmpia?" "Dholakia" "Forget about yesterday..." "Yesterday is old news..." "I didn't see any suggestive pictures" "It was tagged, "Me and my genius topper friend"" "So I assumed you guys were batch mates" "But now I'm 011110115..." "Before more curiousity gives you more acidity..." "Eat!" "How do you know I like this pasta?" "You: tresses, long and thick like spaghetti..." "Eyes, black like olives... actually, eyes not so black..." "Nose pointed like baby corn" "Cheeks ﬂushed like cherry tomatoes" "Lips made of sliced bell pepper" "A spicy tongue like jalapeo" "You are a full on pasta dish" "You're not going to eat stuffed Indian bread" "Wow Kahil!" "I'm floored" "No one has ever seen n1e as a vegetable shop!" "So romantic" "How can anyone be romantic with you'?" "You Want to arrive fast... eat fast, talk fast, listen fast... move ahead fast. .." "Romance... happens in slow motion" "Now did you feel something?" "Neha..." "But somethings ﬁshy" "The pasta's veg, how can it be fishy'?" "If you didn't Want to he in business," "Why do an MBA?" "Before being against something... one should understand it fully" "Why are you so against business?" "What is business?" "A man has a dream..." "To fulﬁll it he starts a company" "He employs people to run the company... and gives them all a dream of "moving ahead"" "Working day and night, "moving ahead", earning millions, they become blind... and can't even see that their dreams were fulfilled long ago" "Instead of enjoying the fruits of their labour, they keep "moving ahead" like zombies!" "Acidity, stress, heart problems ..." "Finally they end up in an expensive private hospital and say..." ""Thank God!" "I can afford World-class medical treatment"" "What?" "I'm serious!" "This mantra of moving ahead is the most dangerous" "Who are you moving ahead of!" "Where are you going'?" "Why are you going'?" "In the housewife sector, there's no "moving ahead" madness" "There's no ranking in this industry" "So no insecurity, no acidity only happiness" "Oh great Saint Kabit" "You're full of shit" "Your goal is to avoid hard work all your life" "I've never heard such a rubbish philosophy in my life" "Why?" "If someone like your dad does not dream of "moving ahead"... then how do you become a housewife and sit at home like your mom?" "Mom didn't sit at home" "I'm really sorry." "I didn't mean it like that" "How did you mean it than?" "What did you mean?" "Without a visiting card or designation... a person has no value?" "Is making a home lesser than any profession?" "It's the biggest bloody art in the World..." "The art of having no dlealns for yourself" "The art of being happy for others" "The art of happily sacriﬁcing your identity" "Do you know What is MIS." "Bausa1's actual name?" "She was a pillar for my big builder dad" "A building falls without support" "Just because she was not famous or making millions... she "sat at home and did nothing"?" "She was creating a home" "My mother was an artist..." "A great artist" "And like every great artist... she was also very sensitive" "She died early because... just like you, one day my father told her..." ""What do you do except sit at home!"" "My goal is not to avoid hard work" "But I work hard to avoid useless goals" "Hey I'm sorry..." "I'm really sorry" "I didn't mean it like that" "Hello?" "Sorry man!" "What do you Want me to do?" "Come on now Kahil" "Aren't you a topper?" "Please forgive lesser mortals" "Enough Kahil" "Even you: morn wouldn't approve of such behaviour towards a gill" "Sunday tomorrow." "What are you doing'?" "I have work in office" " Take the day off" " It's tough" "Means you're not sorry" "Hey, this is so cool!" "Shit man!" "This is the solution to global Warming!" "Why do people buy cats?" "Actually maybe for women not so good" "Then-is a lot you don't know" "Yes..." "Can't tell from that beard that you're a kid!" "Your (one does not sound like you are sorry" "No, no..." "There's a child in everyone, so it's cool" "You don't Want to go on the toy train?" "It's for ages under 12" "I love trains" "Vintage steam engines, mini locomotives" "Many Iale models are here" "Even I have... a full train set!" "The world is into space travel" "And you're stuck in steam engines'?" "The romance of trains..." "You Won't get it" "You're a robot!" "Corporate robot" "Your hardware has no soﬂ feelings" "You're a corporate psychopath" "If it were up to you, you'd kill all office-goers" "There is sofiness" "Touch and see" "Just stone" "Did your mom and dad feed you granite?" "Not mom  dad" "Just mom" "I was Z when I lost my dad in an accident" "He died very young" "So only morn after that" "She married fast, had a baby fast became single fast" "So now you know Why I am "ﬁst-fast"" "Hereditary problem" "I'm so sorry" "Happens" "AﬂeI dad died mom made herself busy" "She became the queen of social work" "Today she runs a few NGOs" "I've always missed having a home and a perfect family" "I had some sofiness too..." "But now this is me" "Are you single'?" "Why, do I look double to you?" "Don't you have a boyfriend?" "On and off..." "But no one permanent" " You scare them away?" " Boys are chicken" "They can't handle a woman more ambitious than them" "So you're going to die single?" "In an expensive hospital" "But Why are you so curious?" "Why?" "Do you hold the copyright to he curious?" "Ok ask me" " When is you: birthday'?" " 15th April" "What are you saying?" "Mine too!" "15th AprilH" " What'?" "Don't lie" " Here look, my I.D." "You think we are twins separated at birth?" "1988!" "And you?" "Where are you: manners'?" "Never ask a woman her year of birth!" "Did you see the 1983 World Cup, when India won'?" "No." "I Wasn't horn then" "And the 1987 World Cup'?" "When Australia won'?" " No." "I was too young" " That means you are '84 born" " '85" " You said it, I didn't ask!" "Do you like kids?" "Yes." "But othefs" "Don't kids slit your maternal instincts?" "There are so many kids around" "Why produce one more'?" "Afraid'?" "Kids and marriage will hijack your ﬂight to success?" "The idea of marriage is good" "It's nice to have someone" "To talk to... like a special friend... who you can cuddle and sleep with!" "Your own private happy space" "But a Woman pays too heavy a price in marriage" "No offense to you: morn, but the responsibility of a happy home, is always forced onto the woman" "However evolved a man is... a woman's career somewhere gets compromised" "Marriage is not fol me" "Why?" "So many Women manage both Well" "They're super, super women" "So aren't you a super, super, super woman?" "Not at all" "So marry me then!" "If you Want to slap me, then on this cheek please..." "I have dental problems this side" "The doctor said I have to extract my wisdom tooth" ""You're too wise! "" "Now Who's ﬁst-fast?" "Slow down!" "Why should I be the scapegoat for you to be a housewife?" "Scapegoat?" "You Want to move ahead fast, I don't Want to move ahead at all" "You Want marriage but you don't Want the domestic hassles" "I Want marriage too... but don't want the office, career, ambition hassles" "Even out birthdays are the same" "Ok I'm thlee years younger, but big deal!" "We are 100% made for each other" "Unless of coulse you're chicken..." "And can't handle a man without ambition" "I'm not in love with you" "NeiLheI am I" "If you're not in love then why do you want to marry'?" "We should get married ﬁlst..." "If we fall in love before..." "what will we do after marriage'?" "You're breathing is heavy..." "You're breaking into a sweat..." "You're body is trembling..." "You're not in love'?" "With my one touch... your heart was pounding..." "You couldn't speak a word..." "Skipped woIk to hang with an aimless dude and... eat greasy food..." "You're not in love'?" "Foolish love..." "Foolish love" "This love of mus" "Foolish love..." "Foolish love" "All t0psy—ﬂ1-1'VY" "Is there a dog in the house?" "Sorry about the mess!" " Hi" " Hi!" "Mom, Kahil Kahil, mom" "Hi Kahil" "You are her morn'?" "ale you married?" "Say the word we can change plans and elope right away!" "You only hit on women older than you'?" "Excuse me?" "Where are the older women'?" "How old are you mister?" "Mom We share the same hiILhday" "But he's 1988" "So he's hitting on you" "No lines." "Full circle" "CIazy guy Wants to marry me!" "Kahit!" "Why do you Want to commit suicide?" "Be single, he happy..." "Do something with your life" "Life is too short" "Why Waste it being SOII160D6'S husband?" "Actually mom, not husband... he Wants to he my Wife" "What?" "Interesting ..." "Meaning you will eat for free'?" "You Women think like men... and then call us chauvinists!" "IfKia was your son... and brought home a gill who Wants to marry and he a housewife..." "Would you ask that gill the same question?" "Point!" "But I would ask the same question even then" "My daughter truly loves you" "Wow mom!" " You're Sherlock Holtnes" " You're not getting it!" "What I mean is, when Women fall in love... foolish men think We love only them" "But we love them, their job, their position... ﬁnancial security..." "We love the Whole package deal" "But there is nothing to love ab out you... except youlselﬂ" "You Won't even take your dad's money" "Which means she really loves you for you" "Which means... there must be sulely something special about you" "Oh, y011'I6 praising me!" "For a second, I was confused!" "But you're 0k with this or not 0k with this?" "Had sex?" "hnporlaut hefoIe commitment" "I'm very excited!" "Kia April 15th Kabit April 15th" "Kia Weds Kahil, also April 15th?" "Titanic sank April 15th." "You will never forget the date!" "dug, Kin Kin, dad" "Sit it's an lmnoul meeting you" "The lmnoul is all mine" "It is the ﬁlst time he is introducing me to a ﬁiend" "Please sit." "What will you drink?" "No, nothing." "I'm ﬁne, thank you" "We are getting married" "What do you do my dear?" " I work at Marico..." " Driver, peon... liﬁmau, Watchman. .." "Anything!" "First get him ajoh... then do WhateveI you Want with him" "How will he look after you'?" "Just like mom did" "Have you gone mad?" "You'll live off a Woman?" "You are a man!" "If you've forgotten go in, take off you: underwear and check!" "If you don't want to do anything with you:" "life then die alone" "I'm dealing with it..." "It's my misfortune..." "Why are you ruining another life'?" "A woman is a man's responsibility" "You should take care of her, protect her, fulfill her every need" "When a man becomes a woman's responsibility and stays with her as a househusband... people call him impotent" "If you're impotent, quietly stay here" "Why are you broadcasting this shame'?" "MI." "Bausal..." "Today I am truly proud of your son" "Despite being horn in this house, he is the Way he is" "If he had taken over you: business madeyouproudinsociety, then you would call him a "man"..." "But for a woman... a real man is one... who knows he's a man" "Not one who isn't conﬁdent of What's inside his underwear... and has to shout from the Ioofiops..." ""I'm a man!" "I'm a man!" "I'm a man!"" "Today I consider myself the luckiest woman in the world" "Because I have a real man by my side" "Wish you would learn something from you: son" "One minute..." "Didn't buy it with my dad's money..." "It's a gifi from my uncle" "Underwear check?" "Who's ﬁlst?" "Get serious!" "We're getting married here!" "Congrats!" "Mom's..." "Happy birthday" "Thank you" "I'll go and reheat the tea" "So serious about you: duties from day one'?" "If I don't impress my wife with my service, she will kick me out!" "I don't drink tea" "Then What do you drink ﬁlst thing in the morning?" "Other than single malt" "Coffee" "Black, white, filter or instant'?" "I am aheady very impressed... you relax I'll make it" "Black, white, filter or instant'?" "Black." "Filter" "Did you clean up?" "No, I opened the Window, a strong wind blew..." " the place got cleaned up!" " There is a maid to do all this..." " She comes at noon" " No Women allowed in the kitchen" "This is my kitchen!" "Coffee" "Thank you!" " And you: coffee'?" " Tea." "Already had two cups" "Bathxoonl done, jogging done, shower done..." "There!" "Done praying too" "How's the coffee?" "Nice, nice!" "Good, good..." "All members of this household are requested... to always speak the truth to each other" "This maintains peace and happiness at home" "Too much milk!" "Too bitter!" "Good." "Feedback leads to improvement" "I'm a tea dIinkeI." "It's the ﬁlst time I'm making coffee" "How could you hide such a big truth fIom me?" "If I knew you didn't know how to make coffee..." "I would have never agreed to this relationship" "Mom, We have been cheated!" "Please forgive n1e." "It will never happen again!" "Breakfast?" "Ornelette, scrambled, half-fry, French toast?" "We don't have breakfast." "Just coffee" "Which is Why you get acidity" "Ornelette, scrambled, half-fry, French toast..." "Gelucil or Digene'?" "Stuffed potato pamutha, hot, ﬂied puris... can't you make?" "You were starving all these days." "Quietly eat whatever I make" "Ok" "Omelet": ..." "But it should he fluffy" "Just like in those French recipe books!" "Mummy foI you?" "Not had!" "What do you know about good and bad'?" "It's the flist time you're eating breakfast!" "Eat something?" "Ate long ago" "You thought I'd Wait?" "Listen..." "This evening... come home late." "No hurry" "What kind of a husband are you?" "Aren't you ashamed of sending a woman alone into this cruel world to earn for her family?" "And where's you:" "wedding chain'?" "Now get lost" "Sorry!" "I just got really late" "I'm surprised you got up at all today" "Guys, Kia got married secretly yesterday" "Congratulations!" " Thank you" " Congratulations!" " Thank you" " Congratulations!" "So Kia, how come you're at office today'?" "Where should I go'?" "You just got married yesterday." "Don't you want to take a break?" "Spend some time at home'?" "Ralml, What did you tell me?" "You were in meetings even on you: wedding day" "So you're the Boss and my inspiration is my Boss" "Don't remind rue!" "Sangeeta was waiting at home with a knife in hel hand" "On out flist night together" "How do we explain out work to women'?" "Same problem..." "How do we explain out work to men'?" "Come over!" "Brother, I thought you were at work!" "I am at woIk" "This is what goes on here'?" " I've recorded everything" " Sorry brother..." "This is the ﬁlst time I've done this..." "Shut up!" "Stop acting" "Now I'll call the police, show them a movie" "Please forgive n16 brother..." "I made a mistake, I'll neveI do it again!" "I'll do whatever you say!" "Boyfriend, sex, love..." "all are important" "But before using sonleone's bed at least ask them!" " Changed the bed-sheet?" " Yes" "How much is your salary?" "Ten thousand" "If you use the hedloom again..." "I'll deduct the Whole ten thousand..." "Room charge" "Sorry brother!" "Please don't tell Madam..." "Frorn tomorrow 12 o'clock won't do..." "Sharp 9" "Pick up the broom!" "Let's drink cheap Whiskey" "See you in 7.0 minutes" "I've found a new place that sells expensive whiskey for cheap" "Where'?" "If you do all this in front of Inc..." "I'll also have to ﬁnd a lap to sit on" "Some 0116's been shopping'?" "I hIought him home empty-handed. .." "He'd he roaming naked!" "You have to spend some money." "Housewives don't come for free" "It's 10.30." "Should we order some food'?" "Black lentils, cottage cheese in butter, spicy ladyfinger, yogurt with fried chickpeas..." "Indian bread..." "And above all, cumin rice" "What Kahit?" "Why all this?" "We could have ordered..." "Food is "ordered" in a hotel... at home food is "cooked"" "But since you are so fond of ordering..." "Ham's the hill..." "I need money..." "to run the house" "TheIe is nobody like him!" "TheIe is nobody like him!" "He's got a thousand qualiﬁes..." "TheIe is nobody like him!" "Every gill Wishes she had a guy like" "He's the most Wanted man!" "He's the most Wanted man!" "He's the most Wanted man!" "Kabit my whole office wants to meet you" "Tonight!" "Tonight!" "Tonight!" "What do you think?" "We should have a party everyday, at least then you'll come home early" "What was the need for catering, Kia'?" "I could have cooked" "They are coming to meet you... and you'll he in the kitchen?" "And hey listen!" "Don't serve..." "Hang around, meet everyone..." "Chill" "Just hang loose 0k?" "Actually..." "What have you told them about me?" "What do they think I do?" "What do you mean?" "Has no one asked you... the ﬁlst question everyone asks aﬂeI marriage..." "What does your husband do?" "I said you work from home and... you're writing a book or something" "Are you ashamed of n16'?" "Do I embarrass you'?" "Kahil..." "It's very difficult for people to understand out trip" "Sorry..." "I'm really sorry" "I'm so stupid" "Sometimes explaining to people is such a pain..." "It's so difficult that... out of sheer laziness we just avoid the topic" "But you know What?" "I'm so proud of you" "I'm so proud of What We are" "Let's show them today..." "What We are" "Lovely house!" "You know, your Wife is going to go places!" " Cheers to that!" " Cheers!" "Kia was saying that you're writing a book?" "Hey guys"" "I have an announcement to make..." "Before anyone else asks what my husband does..." "My husband is an artist" "Cheers!" "My husband looks aﬂeI 0111 home so that I can go places" "My husband takes care of 0111 home, so that..." "How do I translate go places...'?" "I can fly" "And he isn't writing any hook..." "But someone will deﬁnitely write a hook on him some day" " So cheers to that guys!" " Cheers!" ""I am not emhatassed by you"..." "You could have whispered these words in my ear" "I didn't ask you for proof!" "Is this your mode of transport?" "I'm really sorry!" "I don't know how that fell..." "Relax" "So Kahit..." "If Kia troubles you too much and you feel like running away... please come to my house!" "No." "Not today..." "I have a headache" "To hell with your headache!" "0k!" "Tell Amol to give me the full sketch of the plans today itself" "Yes today!" "We are making a building." "Not some painting!" "So'?" "Did your Wife Lhlow you out?" "MI." "SinghaTs daughter works in you: wife's office..." "Everyone is laughing at me" "I'm getting condolence calls!" "Have some shame!" "Don't Waste your youth on cooking lentils and rice" "Then-is still time" "Do some real work" "This time will never come back" "No one will respect you!" "Respect is earned by doing a job well" "You carry on making buildings for respect..." "I'm making a home" "One of my signals broke..." "Kishen Uncle!" "Yes?" "There are 2-3 led lights in the dlawel in my cupboard..." "Can you please bring them?" "I'll get them" "Need money?" "Get the ca: ready" "Hey Kia!" " How are you?" " How are you?" "Ah the Wives!" " Hello" " Hello!" "Kabit, Kia's better half" "Of course!" "We've heard a lot about you" "We want lots of tips from you" "Tips?" "Ok, here's the flist tip..." "Marry an alcoholic... they will at least come home!" "But a workaholic?" "Never!" "She's always so busy" "I told her let's celebrate our honeymoon before we die" "She said, Ok..." "I'm going for a marketing conference to Dubai..." "Have you: honeymoon there" "Who takes care of you: house in you: absence?" "I've organised everything" "MoLheI-in-law will have no trouble..." "I've also had CCTV's installed..." "You can never trust you:" "house with the maid" "Which lady are you ﬂirting with?" "I'm honeynlooning with everyone's wives except mine!" "Haven't seen your boss RaJml around" "He has been transferred to the China office" "Now I report directly to his boss" "Should We eat?" "You cal." "Y" see you in the mom" "Hi baby!" "Why did you Wake me up?" "You could've taken another key from the reception" "Sorry!" "Come, let's go to sleep" "Why so late?" "Michael is 0111 company's Global Marketing Consultant" "He's from New York" "So just chatting about key marketing issues" "Very interesting chap" "Sorry!" "How could I just leave halfway'?" "Sue, Tm ﬁght hem... you should've had breakfast with hitn as well!" "Hello!" "Just Watch it!" "I was watching Kin" "I'm just you: toy boy, right?" "Living off you: pity..." "What can I do except Watch?" "What living off pity?" "Fool!" "We chose this life!" "No one forced us" "And I thought we were above all this crap!" "You didn't even introduce me." "Just dismissed me!" "I forgot, that you're also in the same business... where it's 0k to do anything to move ahead!" "Go." "Sleep with him!" "You'll get a posting in America" "How date you speak to me like this?" "You're just another cheap who is pretending to he evolved!" "You showed your true 00101115!" "I spoke to a man for a bit, and this is what you think of n16'?" "He's a foreigner..." "so you're getting more of a complex?" "How date you?" "Yes I'm a Woman." "Yes I'm a husinesswomau." "But no... to move ahead I don't need to sleep with..." "American jealousy... is good for Indian health!" "Next time We'll try Italian jealousy!" "Hey, hey!" "Wait wait!" "Hey!" "Wait Wait Wait!" "Happy birthday" "What is this rubbish?" "Blood test report is here" "Sugar high." "Vitamin D low..." "B12 zero..." "But Why are you torturing me?" "Her blood runs in you: veins..." "you'll have the same problems" "From today priority is health" "Early morning no coffee... only juice" "Today's menu..." "bitter gourd!" "Anyway the cup is a coffee cup." "Enjoy!" "Sugatﬁee. .." "Slitn" "Spinach..." "Some more spinach" "Eat..." "That's all there is..." "Soup and salad" "No cub (Eel" "At least give me a Whiskey" " there should be some meaning to living!" " Once a week... that too only if you follow the diet" "Aren't you eating'?" "Are you crazy'?" "I told you... learn cooking!" "Sugar ﬂee biscuits that have less sugar... are priced double of the sugar biscuits" "Slim milk, which has less costs more than milk that has more milk!" "Less food is costlier than more food!" "It's all the magic of marketing!" "Actually they should be paying you more" "To stay healthy you don't need to go on an extreme diet" "Why are you Wasting money?" "Give us normal food" "Looks like Delhi is safe again!" "Come for a night walk with us too!" "Look at those legs!" "Kahit!" "S1017" "You Wanted to see legs, right?" "Seeing this macho side of youls for the flist time... something is happening to me!" "One underwear check is equal to 45 minutes of walking" "Macho?" "Yes?" " Is Kia home'?" " No she's at work" " And you are'?" " I'm her husband" "And you?" "I'm the owner of this flat" "Sorry!" "Come in." "Please come" " Can I get you anything?" "Tea?" "Coffee?" " No." "I'm ﬂue" "Have you come for the rent'?" "You have all the cheques for the year, right'?" " I've come to return them" " Did the cheques bounce?" "No..." "Actually..." "There's an emergency" "I'll have to sell this house" "And us?" "You'll have to vacate fi_nd another place" "Sit, do you know how hard I have Worked to make this home?" "Finding a house on rent is such a pain!" "Aren't there any flats available in this building'?" "Already checked" "This is so beautiful" "Come Kahil." "Let's play" " Come on!" " We should buy this house" "Are you mad'?" "Do you know how much this place costs?" "My full salary will go in paying the monthly installment... and mom's salary from the charity too" "What will We eat?" "Afier a year or two we can afford it Kabit" "The flat rate will increase faster than you: salary" "We can never afford to" "Need money!" "Need money!" "Need money!" "If I work for 2-3 years it will solve the problem" "Should I work or not'?" "Work or not'?" "Work or not'?" "Work or not'?" "If I work I'll dive straight get caught up in the lat race... become a robot... go crazy like the rest..." "become like dad... ﬁght everyday with Kia, 0111 home will he destroyed..." "Both will die!" "Need extra money but everything should remain the same" "Money money money but how how how?" "How?" "To buy the house We'll have to... change tracks a little" "And than?" "And than?" "And than?" "And than?" "Monthly instalment is equal to Kia's salary." "But..." "What is monthly expense?" "Maintenance... 10,000" "Electricity..." "3,000... 2,500" "Maid... 10,000" "But we need her!" "Whiskey 5,000 4,500" "Grocery, house expenses..." "Kia's shopping, Tam sky..." "Entertainment..." "Medical emeIgency" "Credit card, etc..." "If we buy the house, then to run it..." "We need 95,000 more per month" "Who's winning?" "Kahil?" "It's the flist time you're hosting a kitty party at home..." "And so stingy?" "Sprouts, soya sticks..." "Even the flesh lituewateI has no sugar" "Give us samosas, kebabs..." "Call for some beer..." "Set the mood!" "Afier all we have to go home to out husbands' faces!" "Spend your day looking at oLheI faces..." "Have affairs..." "By evening your mood will he ﬂue!" "Will you have an affail with us?" "Not even Hrithik Roshan can resist you!" "Show me!" "WOW!" "I'm showing you..." "Which app is this?" "Forever young ..." "We have to download this app!" "I can give up my life for a body like that!" "I'll give up all my fortune!" "Give me one 110111 of your life... and from you: fortune just Rs. 500 per session..." "Can you give me?" "Not just the app, I'll download a whole new body for you!" "Mummy"" "Sugar level is hack to normal so chocolate is hack in your life?" "What chocolate?" "Who was the handsome, chocolate man?" "Why?" "Can't I have handsome friends?" "If you feel awkward around you: daughter... my ﬁienrfs apartment is empty... in case you need some privacy with you: handsome friend" "Handsome ﬁiend has an empty apartment too!" "AﬂeI Kia's dad and... before this handsome friend, how many handsome..." " Welcome hack!" " Welcome hack!" "Right in time!" "Beans and rice is ready" "Kim!" "Kia What's happened?" "Kim!" "We'll have to sell the house!" "We just bought it!" "Some problem at work'?" "I'm ﬁnished!" "I'm ﬁnished!" "Everything3 over." "My dlealns, my plans... my life ..." "Everything3 over!" "My career is over!" "I don't want to live anymore!" "What has happened?" "I'm pregnant" "It's all your fault!" " What did I do?" " Who did than?" "You should have been careful!" "I'm always careful!" "Useless!" " Chill Kia" " What chill?" "It's not you: problem." "The baby is in my stomach!" "My life is getting oveI!" " Calm down!" "We'll handle this..." " Handle?" "What will you handle?" "Because you've earned some money, you can handle anything?" "Why should your wife have any drearns'?" "Get her pregnant and rnake her sit at horne!" "A man's ultimate revenge!" " Took your revenge?" " Shut up Kia!" "Bloody useless!" "Get lost!" "Kia..." "What is it?" "Pregnancy tests are not 100% accurate..." "How accurate are they'?" "99%" "Ass!" "Kia hear n16 out!" "Let's try a few brands." "If we Sorry..." "If we pass, then we'll go to the hospital and get properly tested" "If you're definitely pregnant we'll get an abortion done" "You'll have the abortion?" "Is the baby in you: stomach?" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Take this" "What's this?" "All different brands..." "Let's test with all" "So many'?" "Are you mad'?" "Best of ﬁve..." "Positive!" "1-0:" "2-0!" "I've already done one!" "Chill!" "Chill!" "Next..." "There's some problem..." " It's showing negative" " This is the right one!" "Yes!" "I knew it..." "You're not pregnant!" "This is the right one" " This is also negative" " Z-Z!" "Yes!" "I knew it!" "I knew you're not pregnant!" "Hey Kia!" "Negative!" "Negative!" "3-2!" "How can you ever think I'll stop you:" "life'?" " Now why'?" " What if it's 3-3'?" "4-2 a Negative!" "I can't believe this!" "Whatever the problem... it's not Youls or Mine..." "it's Ouls" "We're in this together" "Don't take off on me like that..." "Ever!" "I'm sorry baby!" "Then-is a pIoduct launch next Week... so I just panicked!" "Forget that product." "If this product had launched... who would pay the monthly instalment?" "My problem is bigger than you: problem!" "Now come." "There's you: favourite beans and rice for dinner." "Come on" "You marketing guys don't understand" "You: emotional ad campaign won't do!" "The pressule of sales is on me" "We need an offer" "To boost the sales, Rs." "2O off immediately!" "You made an offer of Rs." "1O offjust 4 months ago!" "You sales guys will kill the brand!" " There will be no brand without buyers..." " Sit!" "This is short term thinking!" "Rs." "2O off is less" "We should give 50% off" "What?" " But not for women." " Meaning'?" "50% off... if the men come to buy" "Kim!" "You've lost it?" "Which man buys cooking oil?" "Maybe in your house..." "If We tell Women... this offer is only for men... all of them will force their men to go to the stores" "Their love for the brand will increase ... because thanks to the brand, their lifelong dlean1 is being fulfilled... of getting men to shale the responsibility of running the house" "Why should caring for the health of the family... only be the wife's duty'?" "Men must share that responsibility too" "The house is in his name... so shouldn't he be doing some housework too'?" "And one more thing, maybe because of this... you: wife also will start liking you more!" "Brilliant!" "Kia this is a hIeakLhIough idea!" "The whole Saffola range should have this offer!" "Kahil..." "I got promoted to Vice President MalketLng!" "Here he is!" "From today onwards training ..." " stops!" " What?" "Take care of you:" "own bodies" " What do you mean?" " Why?" "Wife's status is rising." "Mother-in-lavfs status is changing" "Too many responsibilities now..." "no time!" "Don't do this Kabit, you're my life!" "We had a target of 15 kilos, only 6 has been achieved!" "We need you Kahil!" "But I don't need the money!" " My god!" "You can't do this!" " Please!" "But..." "I Won't take money" " So no then" " Ok, 0k!" " Bye" " Kia Wait!" "So late!" "Have you eaten?" "Too tiled" "How was your day?" " It's Sunday." " So'?" "Don't you know What Sunday means?" "Big review meeting tomorrow." "I'll have to go to office" "Miss it!" "' Can't!" "' can!" "Can't!" "For a woman to make a name in the corporate world at such a young age... is 5611 very {axe Kin." "W5 u big achievement" "I think it's equally difficult for the men" "Come on it's much tougher on us" "We have to excel both at the office and at home" "I only focus on my work..." "My husband takes care of the house" "Wow!" "Is he for real'?" "Wish everyone had a husband like youls" "I'd Ieally like to meet him!" "Kia what is this?" "Why did you give them my number'?" " It's a small interview." "No big deal." " I don't like all this!" "Why are we doing this?" "I will beneﬁt." "Your interview will give me mole publicity" "Ok bye now I have to go!" "Kabit than]: you for letting us into you:" "life" "You have a beautiful home!" " Thank you." " When did you decide... that you would take care of the house full time '.7" "The ﬁlst time I came to this house and saw it's condition..." "I decided that the "men" in this house needed a "Woman"" "So can we say that in you:" "relationship, Kia is the man'?" "No..." "Kia is a Woman, and I am a but I understand you: confusion" "Homemaker means you're a "she", having a career means you're a "he"..." "According to "Indian tradition"" "True, hut Kin is a very successful Woman youaredependentonheIﬁnancially..." "Does you: ego ever hurt'?" "Do you feel jealous?" "So you're saying that... all those women who are honlenlakers are jealous of their husband's success?" "Using their money to run the house hurts their ego'?" "If Women don't feel it, Why do you think men will feel... jealous... have an ego?" "Maybe men's upbringing, genetic difference..." "Of course." "We are different..." "Which is why I don't wear a bra  she doesn't have a beard" "But genes don't say that a bra can't go to work... or that a beard can't run the house" "My "she" is proving to the world... that she's no less than a "he"..." "And this "he" is proving to the world... that he's no less than a "she"!" "The Constitution of India gives every citizen the freedom of choice" "She and he have the freedom to choose what they want to do" "We chose this life." "Why is it breaking news to you'?" "Kim!" "I saw your husband's "He-She" interview..." "Damn cool!" "What a dude your husband is!" "For a minute even I was influenced by his words!" "You're a very lucky gill!" "You: husband is a very progressive man" "Yes." "All companies should recruit more women" "I wish more of out men were like hitn." "He's from IINI(B), right'?" "Kia, your husband's trending!" "Let's get back to work guys" "Hi Msfam..." "I saw your interview..." " Thank you!" " I loved what you were wearing!" "You've become an overnight stat!" "Saw the interview?" "I gave you so much publicity!" "Me'?" "You were praising yourself!" "Anyway you looked hot!" "It was a question of your reputation!" "I did the make-up and lighting myself" "What did you mean "condition of the house" before you came'?" "Did we live in the gutter before'?" "That was a joke..." "A true joke" "And What was that..." ""She" is proving to the world that she's no less than a "he"..." "That was a compliment!" "What do you think?" "That my life's is to show people that I'm no less than a man?" "I'm not proving anything to anyone, 0k'?" "I just want to be the best at what I do" "She ﬁnds faults even in compliments!" "You said something?" "I saw your son on T.V." "But Women's Day is next month..." "What was he doing on T.V.'.7" "Sit, he speaks very Well" " Did he say anything about me?" " N0 sit..." "He didn't even take your name" "Thank God... else 0111 apartment prices would fall!" " Hello?" " Hi, is this MI." "Kahil Bansal?" "Yes, speaking" "Sit We would like you to talk in 0111 TedX Progmmme" " What is this?" "I'm starving!" " Sorry!" "What will you have?" "Just order anything!" "Hello?" "Sit, we're doing a cookery show..." " Don't you think'?" " Clutter-breaking idea, sit!" "Sit I know it's very interesting... but I don't think he'll do it" "Television is going to die" "Who will Watch T.V. with so many ads?" "They should ban ads!" "When-is mom?" "Some NGO seminar or something" "Drink?" "You Won't believe it... my boss Wants to cast you in an ad" "Excuse me?" "Don't Worry..." "I said no" "Which ad?" "Saffola!" "Saffola?" "Saffola..." "Actually Kin R's u 45006 Men" "You:" "last "offer" idea for men was such a hit..." "Actually... it's a great idea!" "How long will we stereotype women in ads'?" "Ads inﬂuence society, right?" "Change ads, change society!" "You'll do an ad?" "Kia, I Want Kahil to give 0111 Marketing  Sales team... an inspirational talk." "Just an informal evening session" "He's such an interesting man." "I'm 5111c people will love it!" "Kahil?" "Here'?" "You're really enjoying you:" "new life, aren't you'?" "I really enjoyed coming to you: office" "But how do you work there'?" "I Wasn't talking about this evening" "What do you mean?" "I mean... all these talks and speeches..." "At first I found these interviews  talks on gender equality very irritating" "But afiel seeing the response, I started" "If I can do some good, then why not'?" "What good are you doing?" "By sharing out lives... if someone else's life gets better, then why not'?" "I thought I was the marketing person, and you didn't like marketing..." "You are marketing your life!" "0111 life!" "Not my life" "My life is not so different" "So many women work..." "You're the different anitnal!" "And anyway who are you helping?" "You think that centuries of injustice done to Women... can he wiped clean in a second by your example?" "It's the men, not the Women who are beneﬁting fIom this" "Inspired by you, men think they can sit at home  become stats!" "If you don't want to work... why encourage others to be useless" "That you ﬁnd happiness in my happiness" "Is not necessary in love..." "If 0111 paths don't meet... does not mean We are apart..." "This is love, not duty..." "This is love, not duty..." "This is love, not duty..." "This is love, not duty..." "I have some good news" "We want to send you to New York for a management programme" "It's a fabulous one month programme" "Would you like to go'?" "Everything 0k?" "Yes sit." "I'll go" "I'm already depressed!" "How can you both leave me all alone... and go to the U.S. for a month'?" "Very mean!" "What alone?" "I'm not going" "I'm just joking..." "What's happened to you Kahil?" "He's become famous mom..." " He doesn't have dates." " What?" "Everything stops from today" "What?" "Anyway..." "the country's youth is Watching this useless example... and getting corrupted!" "What?" "How can I leave you in this condition?" "What's happened to me?" "Anything can happen." "Anyway my job is to take care ofthe house... not to travel the world!" "I'm sorry..." "For what?" "Why Won't you come?" "What will I come and do there for a month'?" "You'll he able to stay without me?" "You'll he busy..." "Instead of living there without you it's better if I stay here without you" "At least I can look after morn" "I Want to he useful" "Then I Won't go too" "Don't go!" "But I've already accepted... and it's a great opportunity to learn" "So go..." "I didn't mean What I said in the cat" "I mean What I'm saying now" "You do you: work, I'll do mine" "Anyway you feel that I don't do anything" "If I come to America with you and enjoy... even I'll feel that I'm useless!" "I don't know how to convince you..." "This is love, not duty..." "Does not mean I desire you any less" "This is love, not duty..." "Times have changed a hit, But I'm the same, my love..." "How do I make you undeIstamLfZ" "I don't know how to make you happy But I Want to see a smile on your face" "This is love, not duty..." "This is love, not duty..." "This is love, not duty..." "This is love, not duty..." "That you ﬁnd happiness in my happiness" "Is not necessary in love..." "That you ﬁnd happiness in my happiness" "Is not necessary in love..." "If 0111 paths don't meet... does not mean We are apart..." "Where are you going all dlessed up like a stud?" "To focus on my present life..." "I had made my past out of focus..." "But now my past is calling out to me" "AﬂeI many years then-is a reunion of all the MBA Iohots" "Shall I go?" "If you come home early sleep outside!" "So you learned how to cook?" "Yes, completely!" " Hi Kahil!" " Hi Neha" " How's Kia?" " She's good." "Very good" "When Z people have a scene in college... and they lose touch... and meet after many years... that moment guys..." "is pule sex!" "Here!" "Sex done'?" " What are you drinking?" " I Want to get dnmk!" "I Want to have shots!" "Kahil..." "You gave me a big complex in college..." "Now that I'm Worth 400 million dollars, and single... you still make me feel like a loseI!" "What did I do?" "You're the one who is in every woman's dlealn even afiel marriage!" "You've become a ﬁlm ditectoI but still didn't bring an actress along" "Your life is no less than a ﬁlm." "How much foI the copyrights?" " Kahit?" " Yes?" "Will you come to Mumhai foI me?" "Why is your husband in Delhi?" "No in Paris." "Ass!" "My channel is doing a big programme for Women's Day..." "I stopped doing all that..." "Please do it fol me?" "Just one day!" "Please?" "How many times can I say the same thing?" "Anyway it's Women's Day..." "Women should speak for the benefit of women to women!" "F01 Women to beneﬁt men should speak to men" "No, you find yourself another man" "I've committed..." "I'll he badly screwed!" "Just one day..." "Please!" "Please!" "Please!" "(Kahil:" "History says, in the stone ages men hunted and Women in caves cooked...)" "No one checked how many men cooked... and how many Women hunted!" "If you Iniss 1 match out of 121 it won't make any difference..." "Today's Women's Day, sit with your Woman and listen to this boy!" "If we reversed the roles, then what?" "The Woman's job would he hunting... the man's job, cooking!" "Only their responsibilities would have been swapped" "Men would have Iemained men..." "Women would have remained women..." "Sex would have been just as good!" "Yes, but today We... would not be celebrating Women's Day... but Men's Day instead!" "History must have been written by a man!" "His-tory..." "The clue is in the word itself, His Story!" "Does anyone know Her Story?" " Who's this fellow?" " He's a man!" "I can see that" "The men who discovered the Hindi language knew this about this mistake..." "In Hindi grammar, "cooking" is a masculine gender..." "So cooking is male territory" ""Working" is a feminine gender..." "Female territory!" "Fact is... we ale speaking one language, and living another" "He takes care of his home so his wife can fulfil?" "her dlealns" "Good!" "Good'?" "Could you have ever done this?" "Yes, Why not?" "Rubbish!" "If I had continued my acting work... would you have taken care of the house?" "Absolutely." "If that was your dleam" "You can't boil a glass of water on you: own!" "We would have got a cook." "Does he have kids?" " That's not the point!" " That's the point..." "That's the big point Jaya!" "When did I stop you from working'?" "It was your choice!" "Exactly." "It was my choice because I had no other choice!" "What are you sayillg!" "I would have happily looked after the house!" "Sula!" "Amitahh Bachchan cooking in the kitchen... and J aya Bachchan happily waving to her fans every Sunday!" "You would have been 0k with it?" "Yeah." "Why not?" "So easy to say it." "Can't rewind life!" "What do I do?" "What do you Want me to do?" " I Want to meet this boy" " Who?" "This guy?" " Yeah" " Why?" "I like him." "Just look at him!" "At this age a new LhIeat!" "Hi." "You coming?" "Corning where?" "So Why did you call?" "I just called to say..." "I called to say I'm meeting Amitahh Bachchan  Jaya Bachchan!" "What?" "I'm in Mumhai" "What are you doing in Mumhai?" "Then-is a Women's Day seminar..." "Another speech..." "Started again?" "I thought you Wasn't going to do all this!" "This is Why you didn't come with me, right?" "Anyway." "Good... meet more people" "Kin Ymmeeﬁng..." "Yeah ﬂue." "Take care" "This is for Kia" "Thank you!" "What wrong did I do to you'?" "I'll have to hear her lectules for days!" "Kin, 7.0 missexl calls'?" "Mom")!" "What happened?" "Her BP was very low." "She collapsed" "She was trying to call you" "She calleﬂ Kin, Kin calla!" "me. ...." "We had to rush her here" "Kia was saying... she'll catch some flight via Zurich and reach by tonight" " Hello?" " Where are you'?" "Kia you've landed..." "I'm almost LheIe!" "I'm already in the bloody hospital!" "Flight arrived early?" " Swiss all was supposed to..." " I came by Luﬁlmusa" " Why didn't you call me?" " Call you?" "The whole world was trying to call you!" "Why did you come back?" "Go give more speeches!" "Nothing's happened." "MOIIII. is fine." "You didn't have to leave work  rush here" "I came." "I'm here!" "You were not here!" "What is this sudden trip to become famous'?" "Why do you suddenly want to show the world how great you are'?" "You lefi home to tell the world how well you run a home'?" "You're a bloody fraud!" "This is a hospital." "Please go outside" "Kia!" "I Went to meet Amitahh Bachclmu..." "Did mom's blood pressure know that you were with Arnitabh Bachchan'?" "If Amitahh Bachchan knew that my mom was dying... and you were telling stories of being a "cool husband" ... he would have Lhlown you out!" "My phone was on silent... there were no flights out." "I took the flist..." "You're living off my money and you want to show the world how great you are'?" "OI is it that because I'm older than you... y0u'Ie doing me a favour by living with me" "Kin listen..." "Now that you're on T.V. and a social celebrity... you: "homemaker"  "don't want to move ahead" act is over'?" "Kia..." "You don't want to progress!" "The joke of the century!" "You are the cheapest, slimiest... most manipulative man in this world" "Why are you living off Inc... when you are the heir to millions?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "You used me!" "I'm such a fool!" "It was pule strategy!" "You plotted this hit by hit!" "It was all a set-up!" "Nothing was a coincidence... from the Chandigarh" " Delhi flight until now..." "Was it really you: dead mother's birthday that day'?" "Brilliant game, brilliant bloody game!" "You proved that you're an IVIBA topper" "What a business plan!" "I'll become a hem not by inventing anything... not by becoming yet another millionaire, not by anything." "Just... by doing nothing!" "Without doing anything I will leave my mark in the world" "You are an artist..." "The World's biggest con artist!" "You used me to laugh at youI dad..." "to laugh at the Whole bloody World..." "Kia..." "Kia, let's go hack." "Mom is alone" "My mom." "My home" "I'll take care of it" "Dear Kia..." "We really missed you" "Kahil told us a lot about you" "I'm truly, truly proud of you" "I know the world is celebrating Kabit today... but without a Kia, a Kahil cannot exist" "Every woman wishes for a husband like this... but very few have the courage to love such a man" "It takes a lot for a man to be a Kabit..." "But it takes a lot more for a woman to be happy... with a man like Kahil" "You are a big inspiration!" "I wish the world would have more women like you, Kia" "God bless you!" "That you ﬁnd happiness... in my happiness" "Is not necessary in love..." "If 0111 paths don't meet... does not mean We are apart..." "When-is Kahil?" "Kim!" "I'm so cheap mom!" "I hate myself!" "I fell jealous of him!" "How can I he jealous of Kahil mom?" "I love him, I love him mole than my life!" "Calm down Kia!" "He got a little attention... and I couldn't handle it!" "I feel so small mom!" "I'm feeling so small" "How can I he insecule of him?" "Kahil loves you too" "Not once did he say that I wasn't at home either" "And I abused hitn for not being there for just one night!" "What happened Kia?" "This is love, not duty..." "I really didn't mean what I said!" "I didn't mean what I said morn..." "Of amuse you menu ii" "Else you Wouldn't have said it" "I didn't mean What I said" "I really love Kabit!" "Love is not the problem..." "There is no problem between Kabit and you" "Infant, this is not a husband-Wife, man-Woman... or... what is that... not even a "he-she" problem..." "This is a basic issue between a homemaker and the person who earns..." "Whether it's a "she" or a "he"..." "Unfortunately, the world only sees the person who earns in the relationship because of which the person gets used to the attention" "It's natulal!" "No one notices the homemaker..." "Slowly, even the earning member stops noticing the homemaker" "When the world by chance notices the homemaker... then natal-ally, the homemaker feels a bit nice... and the earning member feels a bit shaken" "Hey!" "I'm the hem!" "How can the supporting actoI equal to me!" "But I'm not like that mom!" "You are exactly like that!" "We are all I'?" "ke that" "We'Ie human beings!" "But you know What is so beautiful about you?" "You don't Want to he like that" "Credit card used for Vistala Ailljnes... 5,000'?" "Kahit!" "Hello?" "Yes?" "Can you tell me if MI." "Kahil Bansal is travelling on any of your ﬂights today?" "His Wife is dying!" "It's an emergency!" "If I knew the flight number why would I be calling you'?" "What is UK246?" "Chandigarh?" "You were in Chandigarh to buy Chandigarh'?" "No." "My friend had a break-up..." "I was there for rnoral support" "I'm sorry!" "I'm really sorry" "I was just missing my husband" "But I'm 0k now..." "He loved his mom a lot" "During take off and landing... he would hold her hand tightly like this" "Yes sit?" "Maﬁxm can you get this lady heI husband please?" "I lost him someWheIe!" "Found him!" "Over!" "What's over'?" "MuIdeI" " Whose?" " Yours!" "I smashed you, bashed you, chopped your body into pieces... and took my revenge" "Peace!" "Folded my hands, pleaded, got down on my knees, asked for forgiveness" "Got it!" "Peace!" "But Why did you come aﬂeI me so quickly?" "I can understand if my friend was a "she" ..." "If you: friend was a "she"... this plane Wouldn't have lauded in Chandigarh" "You could have shown up before boarding..." "We could have saved money on the return ticket!" "We will come hack by train" "I Want to feel... the romance of trains!" "Happy birthday m you!" "Happy birthday m you!" "Today on you: birthday..." " a giﬂ..." " I don't Want anything dad" "Thank you for coming" "Just enjoy a meal cooked by your son" "Who's giving you anything?" "On the occasion of my daughtel-in-law's birthday ..." "I've come to ask her for a gifi" "To take my company forward..." "I need a CEO" "A CEO... who after I'm gone... can take over my company" "Me?" "I think I'm too small for this..." "You're very talented" "I keep track of all you: work!" "Cheers!" "Is he offering me dowry in the middle of the night?" "He's making suIe the family business... is being handed over to the right family member" "Are you interested in charity work'?" "Charity?" "What charity?" "Till today I thought that behind every successful there is a woman" "And you: son proved that... behind a successful woman there is a man" "No, no..." "You daughter has proved that... there needs to be a successful woman... in flout of every unsuccessful man!" "When did you last do an underwear cheek?" "What's that?"