"Oh." "Any idea what this meeting's all about?" "Oh, probably something to do with the kids." "Why, did something happen?" "Oh, I'm sure they've gotten kidnapped by the latest demon or something." "Paige, that is so not funny." "You get so emotional when you're PMS-ed." "And you get mean." "I do not get "mean"." "I'm above it all." "Nothing happens to me." "All righty then..." "Oh, right, "nothing happens" to you." "You're "above it all"." "Fine, so I get a little jumpy." "And I get a little pissy, so watch it." "We know." "Good news, we all get over it at the same time." "As long as we don't kill each other in the process, which brings me to what we need to talk about." "Ah, that sounds serious." "That calls for ice cream with three spoons." "Ah-ah-ah!" "Personal gain." "I know, but screw it, it's too good." "Anyway, I've been wanting to tell you guys something for a while." "Um ..." "I just didn't know how to say it." "Oh, my god, are you pregnant again?" "Oh!" "No, this is not a good thing." "Do you guys remember Zola, the Elder who disappeared?" "Yeah." "Well, he didn't disappear." "He was killed." "Leo killed him." "Leo killed him?" "It was an accident." "He didn't mean to." "I mean, he was tricked." "You might want to tell that to Zola." "Hey, hey, what was that?" "I was angry." "Uh, yeah, but you blew it up without even looking at it." "Well, our emotions are tied to our powers so apparently I'm feeling a little weird." "Well, okay, but ..." "I was just hoping for a little understanding, that's all." "I know." "We're sorry." "It's just... we're not big fans of the Elders right now." "I mean, plus it's not like Leo could really hurt anybody anyway." "We don't believe that he could actually do that." "Well, unfortunately the Elders don't think that way." "And if they can prove that he did do it, they won't think he did it by accident." "Sorry to interrupt, but I have to tell you something that you're probably not gonna like." "Did you kill anybody else?" "I'm sorry." "You told them?" "Well, I had to." "It affects them, too." "More than you know." "They want to assign you a new Whitelighter because of it." "What?" "!" "They're getting more suspicious about what happened." "They want to make sure you're protected." "Protected from what?" "You?" "They're out of their minds." "Still, he's gonna be sent here tomorrow." "Well, then we'll blow him up." "Piper, you can't blow up a whitelighter." "Why not?" "She blows you up all the time." "Look, we have enough people orbing in and out of here on a daily basis and we don't need another." "Got it." "That was a great toaster." "You know, you probably shouldn't be doing that out in the open." "Oh, please!" "Nobody's here." "It's midnight." "Besides..." "I would've sensed if anybody was coming." "You didn't sense me." "You're an Elder." "Or at least you used to be." "You know, I just here to tell you that maybe you don't want to go by the sisters' house tomorrow." "Just a friendly warning." "Oh, yeah?" "Did you warn Zola, too, before something happened to him?" "You see, the word's out, Leo." "Nobody knows which side you're on anymore, which is precisely why I am going to the sisters tomorrow." "It's a dream job for any Whitelighter." "Now if you'll excuse me... ahem." "I need to prepare myself." "Leo?" "Charmed Season 7 Episode 06 "Once in a Blue Moon"" "Transcript :" "Intrepid." "Synchro :" "Greatouille." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no!" "That's the second batch." "Could you turn that thing off?" "I'll get the ladder." "Oh!" "Forget it!" "Hey, what is going on with you guys?" "Witches with PMS." "Look out." "Great." "Now not only am I exhausted but I'm starving." "Oh, I'll see your exhausting and starving and I raise you bloated." "Oh, no, no!" "That is so sad." "Hey, no weeping." "You promised." "Oh, wait." "Have you guys seen the new Whitelighter yet?" "No, Leo." "You probably scared him off." "No, that's the thing." "I didn't scare him off." "He should've been here by now." "I'll be right back." "Better not be with that Whitelighter." "Did anyone else have weird dreams last night?" "No, you?" "Yeah, and they were really violent and like painful." "Hey, you want to go somewhere with me?" "Where?" "I have to go over to Agent Brody's place and, uh, try to snoop around." "Find out if he's a demon or not." "You think he's a demon?" "No, I don't." "But Piper does." "I don't know what he is, but more importantly, we need to find out what he wants." "We have enough to worry about around here without having to worry about him, too." "So can you go with Miss Jumpy here and make sure she doesn't orb out in front of him, just in case he is a Fed and nothing else?" "I can control myself." "I can't go anyway." "I have to go to work." "I thought you weren't going back in for a couple of days." "I'm not, but that's when Les leaves and I just..." "I have this feeling that he's pulling away from me." "Hey, maybe he's pulling away from you because he's, uh, I don't know, lady." "That might be true." "Okay, would you please just be careful around Brody?" "And we'll talk about Leo moving in when I get back." "Odin?" "Where have you been?" "With the girls." "Why, wh-what happened?" "What's wrong with him?" "You don't know?" "No, I don't know." "Wait, you think I did this?" "We don't know what to think, except that he was supposed to report to The Charmed Ones and you didn't want him to." "So that makes me guilty?" "How do you know a Darklighter didn't do this?" "Does that look like a Darklighter did that?" "You were the last one to see him, Leo." "Just like you were the last one to see Zola." "It wasn't me." "No?" "Then who was it?" "Have a nice nap." "Sweet dreams." "Hey, could we talk to you for a sec?" "What about?" "Well, it's about Leo, you know, moving back in." "Is there a problem?" "Well, you know we love, love Leo, but, uh..." "But?" "Are you sure this is a good time for this?" "I mean, like you said, it's really crazy." "So much is going on." "Yeah, you know, Zola, the Elders." "Agent Brody." "And, um, ... he does hear voices." "We all hear voices sometimes." "Yeah, we might hear voices, but we don't see little floating heads going along with them." "All the more reason he should be here where he is safe." "But what about the boys?" "What about them?" "Well, aren't you afraid they'll be in danger?" "From who?" "Leo?" "That's ridiculous." "No, not from Leo." "Whoever's after Leo." "Have you thought it through?" "Look, I just want my family back." "Isn't that enough?" "What is going on with our powers lately?" "I don't know, but it's getting awfully expensive." "What happened?" "That's a good question." "I'll be with Leslie." "We'll talk about what we were talking about later." "No, there's nothing else to talk about." "You want me to cast a spell and clean up?" "No more magic unless we have to." "You might have to." "I found out why the Whitelighter didn't show up." "He was attacked." "By a Darklighter?" "No, by me." "At least that's what the Elders think." "Oh, you've gotta be kidding." "I was the last one to see him." "Well, obviously not." "Maybe the Elders are trying to set you up." "Piper." "Well, what?" "They haven't exactly been your greatest allies lately." "I'm more concerned that it has something to do with you guys." "I mean, he was gonna come here and be your Whitelighter, your ... guide." "You know, maybe somebody doesn't want that." "I'll go check the Book of Shadows." "No, I'll do that." "You should go find out about Brody." "For all we know, he could have something to do with this." "Listen, I'm sorry, getting you into all this." "It's not your fault." "Let's go prove it." "Since when do you read horoscopes?" "Since I decided to make "Conflicted in Castro" my last letter." "She, uh, doesn't know if she should stay with someone, worries that their signs might not be compatible." "I didn't know you believed in that stuff." "Well, I don't, but I know you do." "I'm just channeling the boss here." "Hmm." "Let me see." ""Expect the unexpected when the mystical second blue"" ""of the year rises over the next three nights, and mars in Aries, romance can flourish."" "Sounds promising." "Well, for her maybe." "What is that supposed to mean?" "Nothing." "Something's wrong." "I know it is, and I've been feeling it for the last few days." "Funny." "I've been feeling the same thing from you." "Okay, so do you want to talk about it?" "What is there to talk about?" "I'm moving away, you're coming back to work and that's it, isn't it?" "Well, it doesn't have to be." "Doesn't it?" "I mean, what are we gonna do, fly back and forth and see each other?" "You're only moving to L.A." "Yeah, but then after that I'm moving back to Philly." "So we'll work something out." "We barely see each other here." "How are we gonna do it long distance?" "Wait, we see each other here." "Only when you don't bail on me at the last minute, which you do all the time." "I mean, admit it." "Yeah." "Editorial is waiting on your copy." "All right, all right." "I gotta do this." "Okay, so when do you want to talk?" "I don't know." "How about tonight at dinner?" "I can't do dinner tonight." "But I can do breakfast tomorrow, and then maybe dinner and then maybe breakfast again." "I'll hold you to it." "Definitely a bachelor." "Guess the secret's out." "Can you do that whenever you want to?" "Yeah." "And apparently when I don't want." "Piper's gonna kill me." "I won't tell her." "Thank you." "Not as long as you tell me why you broke into my apartment." "Oh!" "Blackmailing." "I knew there'd be something." "Let me guess." "You don't believe that I'm really a Federal Agent." "You came here to find out if I'm a ... demon or something, right?" "Maybe." "The best way to find out is to test my blood, isn't it?" "Funny." "For a guy who claims he's not a demon, you sure do know a lot about them." "No, I know a lot about witches." "I know a lot about you." "So go ahead." "Forensics kit's right there." "I've got nothing to hide." "May I?" "You may." "It's that's o-positive, you owe me." "I don't owe you anything." "I don't have much time, Paige." "None of us do." "Look, if I'm right, there's a new threat coming, a new power unlike anything that you've ever seen before and you're gonna need my help to stop it." "How do I know you're not the threat?" "I don't want to hurt you." "I give up." "We've gotta be missing something." "The only thing that attacks a Whitelighter is a Darklighter." "That's it." "But he wasn't shot with a poisoned arrow." "He was mauled." "What do you mean mauled?" "Like by an animal?" "I don't know." "Whatever it was, it's gotta be supernatural." "Otherwise he would've orbed out." "Plus, there's gotta be more than one of them." "He was... so messed up." "So we'll set a trap." "A trap?" "With the crystals." "We've done it before." "What are you gonna use to lure the demons?" "A Whitelighter, if that's what they're after." "No way." "The Elders would never go for it." "Look, nobody's gonna get hurt." "We'll set up the trap for whoever or whatever it is before they attack." "If don't find out who's really doing this, they're gonna keep blaming you." "This could exonerate you for everything." "I'll go get the boys ready." "You should take them with you to magic school." "You can't be saved." "You're a danger to them all." "Well, that ought to do it." "That ought to do what, burn down the house?" "Remember, we don't know what we're up against, so I just thought I'd throw in the works." "Wait, you're not ready yet?" "You're still working on the vanquishing potion?" "I'm refining it." "But you called me down here an hour ago!" "Because we don't know when they're gonna attack you." "You mean maul me." "All right, you know what?" "For a Whitelighter you are really wimpy." "That's why they sent him." "I heard that." "Relax, will you?" "Please, we're not going to let anything hurt you." "Hey, where's Leo?" "He's at Magic School so he has an alibi for when they attack." "And when they do attack, all we have to do is trigger the crystals, right?" "Well, theoretically, but that's why we have backup." "Did you test Brody's blood yet?" "Yeah, he's not a demon." "Well, that officially makes him tomorrow's problem." "How's it going in here?" "The sitting duck is still sitting." "Grumpy." "Very grumpy." "Yeah, well, remember, it's almost midnight, and that's when things get very exciting around here." "Especially with a blue moon rising." "Wait a second." "That reminds me." "Something I read in the Book about how if there are two blue moons in one year that seems to only happen every fifty years." "That doesn't bode well." "Pretty." "What the hell?" "Wake up, wake up!" "Where are the boys?" "The boys are fine." "We're not." "Keep it down." "Hey, yourself." "Look!" "Oh, my god!" "Oh, god." "What happened to him?" "I think we're what happened to him." "What are you talking about?" "We're in the cage." "That's what I'm talking about." "I think we trapped ourselves." "No, we didn't, did we?" "I think that dream I had was real." "So you're saying that we did this to him?" "Do you have a better explanation?" "That is crazy." "As you were saying?" "Okay." "What does this mean?" "We're demons?" "No, we didn't turn into demons, Paige." "We turn into monsters." "I know we all get a little testy this time of month, but that's ridiculous." "It can't that." "It's gotta be something else." "Like what, the blue moon?" "We gotta get out of here." "This is crazy." "Paige, try to orb one of these crystals away." "Crystal." "Blue moon?" "Bright side, the Elders can't blame Leo anymore." "No, now they can blame us." "You gotta take him to magic school and find someone to heal him." "How do I explain that?" "Well, tell them that we got knocked out, and whatever you do stay calm and don't turn into anything in front of them." "We gotta find a way to stop this from happening again." "I can't do that now because I have to go meet Leslie for breakfast." "Oh, come on!" "I know, but if I don't show up again he's never gonna talk to me again." "Gotta go." "You better be home before the moon rises." "And stay away from red meat!" "I thought you were supposed to trap them." "It kind of caught us by surprise, you know?" "Did you see what they looked like?" "Were they demons?" "It was night." "We have to find out who did this and vanquish them before they attack us." "I'm ordering a lockdown on all Whitelighters until we catch these beasts." ""Beasts"." "That's a harsh word, don't you think?" "At least you've been exonerated." "I'm, uh, sorry I doubted you." "So am I." "We have a lot of healing to do, Leo, I admit, but forgiveness must prevail if we're to work together." "Now, this new power that we're sensing, it is coming closer and it's more threatening." "Okay, new power." "What new power?" "We don't know exactly, but if it is responsible for this attack, Elders could be next." "Help us, Leo." "I've gotta get to Agent Brody." "Why?" "Because he talked about that new power thing, so he must know something about it." "All right, but be careful." "Watch out for those beasts." "About those beasts?" "That would be us." "What are you talking about?" "Those funky powers, the sharp fangs, claws, we're the ones who've been attacking the Whitelighters." "Something is transforming us." "It may not be this blue moon thing after all." "I have to go." "Leslie!" "I am so sorry, but I'm here now." "Things got a little wild back at the house." "Phoebe, it's a quarter to 10h00." "I know, and I would've called but I-I just..." "Leslie, please." "I said was sorry." "Yeah, I know you are." "You always are." "Don't be mad at me." "Come on, I really wanted to be here." "I did." "Let me guess." "Something came up, right?" "Yes, something came up." "But you can't tell me what it is, just like you never can." "Right, and it's not because I don't want to " "It's complicated." "Yeah, yeah." "I know." "Would you stop finishing my sentences, please?" "Well, why not?" "They all end the same way." "Look, I'm sorry." "It's just..." "I'm frustrated." "I guess I didn't think I was gonna like you this much." "Yeah, I know the feeling." "I gotta go to work." "Wouldn't want to be late on my last day." "Paige." "Since when do you use doors?" "Look, I need to talk to you." "Great." "Don't tell me I didn't check out." "What?" "No." "You checked out." "You knew you would." "I'm here because I need to talk to you about the whole new power you were telling me about." "Why, did something happen?" "I'm not sure." "But let's just say that you aren't the only one who is concerned about them." "Did you see them, did they attack, what?" "Just curious." "How do you even know about them anyway?" "That's a... that's a long story." "Why don't you give me the short version?" "Look, you said you wanted my help, didn't you?" "No, I said that you would need mine." "Please, will you just tell me what you know?" "I just know they're coming." "That's why I'm here." "I don't know." "Everything seems to fit a-a certain pattern." "Pattern?" "What pattern?" "All I know is that they come from ancient times when they were in power." "I'm not sure why, but something happened and then they went away, and now they're trying to come back." "They've been trying to come back for some time." "And to do that, they need power." "And that's the pattern." "I mean, they're always after it." "It won't be long before they come after yours." "I think they may have already tried." "You can't let them." "Paige, you've gotta do everything that you can to stop them, otherwise..." "Otherwise what?" "They're gonna kill you." "Just like they killed my parents." "I was, uh ... five when it happened." "No one knew who did it." "That's why I became a cop to find out." "I never would've imagined that it would..." "brought me to here, but it has." "I am not leaving this city until I prove it." "You're certain he's the most powerful?" "He's their leader." "Was their leader." "You're not going anywhere." "Why are you doing this?" "Who are you?" "I still think a direct approach is best." "We've tried that." "It's not working." "Leo's being drawn back to his family, back to good." "But he's not there yet." "We must drive him away, make them afraid of him if we're to succeed." "And you're going to help us do exactly that." "This one should work if the beasts are just possessing us." "This one should work if the last one doesn't." "It should knock out about ten of them." "This one... well, this one only use if you really, really have to." "Why, what is it?" "A little bit of everything, just in case." "Piper, I'm not using these on you." "You might have to." "Look, it's the last night of a blue moon." "All we have to do is wait until it passes." "Unless it's not the Blue Moon that's doing this to us." "No, Paige said that " "The new power, I know." "If it's only after power, why would it be doing all this?" "It doesn't make any sense." "Better safe than sorry." "Now, Paige and Phoebe are coming home in a couple of minutes." "We need to get the cage ready." "Piper, I know you're scared." "I'm not scared." "I'm worried that we're gonna kill someone." "You're not gonna kill anybody." "I promise." "Look, you already saved me." "Now let me save you, and then maybe... it'll be time for me to move back in again." "It already is." "Grab those." "Who are you?" "Actually, I'm about to be you." "You coming?" "I'll be right there." "Do you think we should put some snacks in the cage?" "Like what, a wildebeest?" "Please don't say "beast."" "No, I'm just saying we don't know how long we're gonna be in here." "What if I get hungry?" "Well, then we'll have Leo throw us Whitelighter." "Don't worry about it." "Well, I do worry about it." "I just don't like not knowing what's going on." "Leo thinks it's the blue moon for sure, so all we have to do is make it until morning without eating anyone and we'll be fine." "What if Leo's wrong, you know?" "I mean, it's not like he's been himself lately." "We've been through this." "No, we haven't, not enough." "Look, you guys, trust me." "We don't have to worry about him anymore." "Talking about me?" "Where are the potions?" "Potions?" "Oh, I think I left them in the kitchen." "What was that?" "What was what?" "Okay, uh, I'll get them from the kitchen." "So keep your eye on us after we transform and make sure we don't move any of the crystals." "Oh, no." "I don't want Leo here, in case we attack him." "Who could that be?" "Oh, I think I know." "I'll take care of it." "Well, you better hurry." "Why would you attack me?" "Well, technically you're still an Elder, and we feel the same way about Elders as we do Whitelighters, so just to be safe." "So you view me as a threat." "Probably." "Leslie, hey." "Let me guess." "Bad time?" "Actually..." "Look, I-I-I just wanted to apologize." "For what?" "Well, for the way I acted earlier." "I was..." "I was just so " "Yeah, really upset, I know." "Well, now who's finishing whose sentences?" "Look, I just didn't want to leave it like that, that's all." "And I don't either, uh, but is it possible that maybe I could call you tomorrow?" "We're running out of tomorrows." "Uh, yeah, I know." "I'm gonna call you tomorrow." "I promise." "Leo, what are you doing?" "!" "Television!" "Piper, you okay?" "No!" "Still think Leo's fine?" "That wasn't Leo." "He was possessed or something." "Again?" "Well, it seems to happen a whole lot." "And if it did happen again, it can't be connected to the blue moon, 'cause it's not up yet." "Maybe it's that whole new power thing." "Maybe that's who's setting Leo up." "But why?" "For what?" "Well, if Agent Brody's right ... for power." "Okay, now what?" "Throw the potions." "Hey!" "Over here." "Piper!" "You have betrayed us again!" "What're you doing?" "I'm warning you!" "Stay out of this!" "Oh, no Piper!" "Do not!" "You will be stopped." "Oh, what happened?" "You attacked us!" "Oh, really?" "Then how come I'm the one with the headache?" "We were forced to defend ourselves." "Where is Leo?" "I sent him away." ""Away"." "Where?" "It's none of your concern now." "You attempted to save him, you failed." "That's that." "The hell it is!" "He tried to kill two more Elders." "No." "He was possessed." "You just didn't see it." "No." "What I saw was what I never imagined..." "The Charmed Ones turning into demons." "No, that wasn't demonic." "That was, you know, that time of the month." "No!" "It was a Blue Moon." "The point is, we didn't have a choice." "We can't control it." "Which is why I'm keeping you here until we figure out what to do with you." "What to do with us?" "Here's what you do with us." "You let us go so we can find the real demon is." "Out of the question." "Then I guess you won't be finding out about that new power." "Only they could've sent the demon after Leo." "You said yourself they may be coming after the Elders next." "But what if you turn back into ..." "Oh, that was just the Blue Moon." "That won't happen for another fifty years or so." "Yeah, and by that time, we'll just be a menac to a rest home, so I think you're safe." "Very well." "See what you can find out." "No." "Not without Leo first." "He can't be trusted." "He wouldn't be vulnerable to possession if..." "You can give us Leo now or you can find your own damn connection to the new power." "What's going on?" "You're about to be exonerated." "Again." "Book of Shadows." "What else do you want from me?" "I did what you asked." "You've got to protect me!" "They'll find me!" "We already have." "Who were you talking to?" "What happened?" "Did you just freeze me?" "She asked you a question." "Would you rather I blew you up?" "Wait!" "Don't." "If I tell you, they'll kill me." "If you don't tell us, we'll kill you." "You may want to pick your poison." "They're more powerful than anything you've ever seen." "Who is?" "No-o-o!" "Well, I guess Leo isn't seeing things after all." "Can we get out of here now, please?" "Whoever you are, stay away from my husband." "Brody." "Paige!" "Hey." "I was getting worried." "Yeah, I know." "That's why I wanted to call you to let you know I was okay." "Well, I'm glad you did." "So, uh ... what happened?" "This new power wasn't really after you?" "No, it was actually after something else." "Oh." "I mean, that's good, obviously." "I was just hoping to, you know, get a lead on this." "That's all." "If it makes you feel any better, they were after my brother-in-law." "Brother-in-law?" "Yeah, well, not directly." "They actually used a demon to get to him." "A demon?" "Well, he's fine now, though." "You know, we dis-possessed him." "Wait." "You did what?" "Well, we got rid of the demon." "We get possessed all the time." "It's no big deal." "Hello?" "Um ... yeah, sorry." "I guess I'm just a little new at this stuff." "I thought you said you knew about demons." "No, I said I knew a lot about witches." "The rest are just, uhm, theories." "That is until I met you." "Well, be careful what you wish for." "What do you mean?" "What you don't know can't hurt you, right?" "Well, it's already hurt me." "That's why I'm here." "I'm glad you're okay." "Paige." "Thanks." "Bye." "Yeah." "Hey." "Hey." "Packing up?" "Yeah, packing up." "I left all your stuff in the bottom cabinet." "I can put it back, if you want." "No, that's okay." "I can do it." "So, what time's your flight?" "Noon." "So you ready to come back?" "More than you know." "Thanks to you." "Me?" "Well, I didn't do anything." "I just kept the seat warm for you." "You did more than that." "And you know it." "When I first met you, I was ... totally lost." "That's why I needed to get away from all of this." "You know?" "I couldn't give advice ... especially not about love." "And I realize that ..." "I was just afraid." "But I'm not afraid anymore." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "I guess it just wasn't meant to be, huh?" "You and me." "Maybe not right now." "But I do think our signs are compatible, so ..." "See ya." "See ya." "Where were you?" "I was worried." "I was just checking on the boys." "We found the Possessor Demon right where you said he'd be." "Did you vanquish him?" "No, uh, but some Creature Head thing did." "You saw him?" "Yeah, we saw it." "And I don't think we've seen the last of it." "That's what I'm worried about." "Come on." "Let's go home." "I can't." "But the Elders said you were free to go." "It's not the Elders I'm worried about, Piper." "I'm worried about you." "I'm worried about everybody." "Look, the Elders were right." "This new power was after me because I was vulnerable." "You know, vulnerable enough to put my family at risk." "Piper ... you were almost killed because of me, because of what they did to me." "I can't let that happen." "I won't." "Leo, I know you've been though a lot." "I do, but you fought so hard, and the boys need you." "I need you." "It's too dangerous." "I have to stay away from you for your own sake." "I'm sorry."