"(festive piano music)" "(soft piano music)" " Hello." "Today we're gonna talk about," "Twas the Night Before Christmas." "Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse." "All the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there." "The children were hung" "Oh, fuck, I sound like a God damn-  [Derek] You sound great." " Okay, I'm sorry guys." " It was close." " Guys, I'm sorry." "And Mama and her... (Allan humming negatively)" "And Mama in her kerchief and I in my cap had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap." "When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter," "I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter." "I sprang from my bed." "Fuck, no, this is bad." "This is really bad." " [Derek] Stop saying that, you're doing great." " Okay, away to the window." "I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw open the" "sash." "And what to my wondering eyes should appear?" "(bells chiming)" "But a sleigh full of deer and a" "a sleigh full of reindeer." "Fuck, I'm sorry man." " [Derek] Why?" "You're doing great." " Can I go back or whatever?" " [Derek] Why?" "You got it!" " Okay." "With a little old driver, so lively and quick," "I knew in a moment, that it must be Saint Nick." "(triumphant orchestral music)" "More rapid than eagles, his course should they came and he whistled and shouted and called them by name," ""On Dancer," ""On Prancer," ""On Shouter and Blintzen," ""On..."" "(stuttering)" "I may have already named all of the guys." "I'm sorry, man, I'm not trying to fuckin fuck it up, man," "I'm tryin to like do the..." "[Man]" " You were doin' it." "[Derek] You are doing it, everything." " [Allan] Oh god." "To the top of the portal, to the top of the wall, on, dash away," "dash away, dash away all." "And then with a twinkling, I heard with a hoof, the prancing and prowling with each little hoof." "(soft magical music)" "(music swells)" "His eyes, how they twinkled, his cheeks were like jelly." "His bowl" "full of jelly." "I'm so goddamn drunk." "Derek, I drank since 2:30 today." "(laughs)" " [Derek] Allan, why don'tcha just try reading it." " He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk." "And laying his finger aside his nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose." "(crunching)" "(dramatic music swells)" "But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight," ""Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night."" "(triumphant music)" "I fucked it all up, guys, God damn it." " [David] You didn't fuck anything up!" "What are you talking about, you did the whole thing." " Guys, God damn it, I fucked it all up." " [David] Do you realize that you're drunk and" "(water spills)" "(Christmas music)"