"THE KARLSSON BROTHERS" "THE MEETING PLACE FREE TO JOIN" " QUICK AND EASY!" "NAME:" "NICKLAS BERING, AGE: 35 PROFESSION:" "LAWYER" "SINGLE SIBLINGS:" "NO" "FIND YOUR DREAM GIRL" "Hi!" "Hello." "Hi, there." "Hi..." "No." "Well, hi." "I tend to cycle to work." "The firm is down by Humlegården so that's a good trip." "You have to avoid getting too sweaty!" "Absolutely." "Hi!" "Are you enjoying your food?" "My regards to the chef." "What's your name again?" "Filip, that's right." "Such a lovely name." "If I have a son I'll call him Filip." "Thanks." "Unless it's with you, then we'll have to come up with another name!" "Age: 34 Height: 5 ft 8 in" "That's a shame, you can't make it." "Tuesday..." "You'll call me." "That's great." "Speak soon." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET FOR A DRINK?" "SEND" "I'D LO VE TO!" "Hi..." "Nicklas?" "Hello..." "Mia?" "Yeah." "This is nice!" "Yeah, really nice." "Shall we take a seat?" "Yes, I'll just go and powder my nose." "I might order in the meantime." "I'll just have a mineral water." "One mineral water and one beer." "YOU LOOKED BETTER IN THE PICTURE." "SORRY" "Keep the change." "Hi." "Hi." "Hello." "Hi, there!" "I'm just installing a new network card." "Yup." "Any plans for the weekend?" "No real plans." "I'll come into the office and do some work." "I haven't planned anything in detail." "But I'll definitely get laid." "Office party tonight and then the county council staff night tomorrow." "Free entry for nurses." "Hallelujah, brother!" "The ad said, "Smart dress." "No Crocs."" "I'm just kidding!" "Damn it, when I get started..." "Did you fall for that one?" "Bergmark's Lawyers." "My name is Nicklas Bering." "It's about Eva-Britt Karlsson's will." "That's right, you're a beneficiary." "I'm not interested in my share." "Are you not her son?" "Her natural son, yes." "I imagine that's the case, but we never met." "You know you've got a brother, too?" "Hello?" "No, I didn't know that." "Could you come up here tomorrow?" "I'll book you a ticket and meet you with Hasse at the airport." "Where do I go?" "To Luleå." "Hi." "Well, hi there, Nicklas!" "Lovely to see you again, sweetie." "Nice tie, you look so handsome." "Makes me want to..." "Yes..." "Thanks." "And you're well?" "Great." "The gallery is doing really well." "You should drop by one day!" "That would be nice." "Nicklas." "This is Clara who is starting next week." "Lisbeth." "Clara." "She's from White  Kay and will work with M A just like you." "Nicklas is sharp." "I hand-picked him seven years ago." "He'll look after you." "Don't work too hard, like Bosse." "I work just the right amount." "80 hours a week?" "Just the right amount to ruin a marriage." "He tells me that you'll be made the firm's youngest partner ever." "We'll talk about that a bit later, I saw Gefvert, let's go say hi." "Bye, bye, love birds." "Nice to have a mentor." "Well..." "You'll tell me what to watch out for." "Absolutely." "Have you had some wine?" "No, my throat's really dry." "The airport shuttle to central Luleå departs in 5 minutes." "Hello." "Bergmark?" "Hello." "Well, I'll be damned." "Is Hans Karlsson here?" "Hasse couldn't get away." "I'll give you a lift to the farm." "I've got a flight in two hours..." "That's OK." "Perhaps you should keep your eyes on the road." "So you've never met Hasse?" "No." "Is it far to go?" "Not really." "What's with all the bloody honking?" "What...?" "What the hell...?" "This is fucking unbelievable!" "Damn it, bro!" "Here are the papers for you to sign." "You can drop by with them tomorrow." "My flight..." "I've got a meeting in town." "Is this crazy, or what?" "Yes, it's a bit surreal." "Come and meet the wife." "Now, then..." "Åke, Melvin, Mona." "Daddy's got himself a twin brother." "This is Nicklas." "Check it out!" "You'll stay for dinner, right?" "Well, I've got a flight..." "Come on, it's not every day you get a new brother!" "So you had no idea?" "I knew I was adopted." "But not that I had a twin brother." "And you?" "Well..." "Mum did a fair bit of drinking, and she had her ups and downs." "When she was drunk she'd talk a lot and mention some sibling." "But when she was sober she didn't want to talk about it." "Is our father alive?" "I have no idea!" "Are you not in contact?" "Mum lived in a commune in Umeå." "I don't think she knew who the father was." "Have you found anything?" "Bits and pieces." "Seems she kept a diary." "Take whatever you want." "The rest goes in the bin." "Almost dinner time!" "I bet you want to move here now." "It's really beautiful up here." "That's why I like it here." "The nature, hunting and fishing." "Are you talking about animals or women?" "She called this morning." "Who?" "Camilla!" "I don't know anyone called Camilla!" "I said I was your wife and she hung up." "The kids and my brother are here." "If you cheat again I'll kill you!" "We've got our own banter going on." "I mean it, I'll kill you!" "Thanks, the food was lovely." "I shouldn't miss the last flight." "You'll have to stay the night." "You can take Melvin's room, isn't that right, Melvin?" "Yeah..." "Nicklas!" "I just wanted to say about Mona..." "It's not as bad as it sounds." "We've been married a long time." "Are you married?" "No, I'm single." "I guess everyone is in Stockholm." "The only families are at the zoo!" "Have you been single a long time?" "Yeah, a while." "But I've started internet dating so..." "we'll see." "I've focused on work." "That's where a lot of people meet." "Yeah..." "Yeah, a new girl has started." "That's great news!" "Good luck with that!" "You shouldn't be on you own too long." "Sleep well, bro." "Good night." "Bro!" "You have to take this." "It belonged to mum." "I can't take it." "You keep it." "No, it's for you." "An old family heirloom." "It's lovely, but..." "I'm afraid I can't take it on the plane." "Great to meet you!" "My brother!" "I'll come visit you in Stockholm." "Yes, we'll see what happens up ahead." "I have to leave." "Bye." "Talk to you soon!" "Keep well!" "Take care!" "We'll talk soon!" "Conea, the IT consultants, are merging with LV Data's consultants." "It's urgent." "Letter of intent in one week, and some libs to help you." "Can you manage?" "Of course." "We'll go through the details later, we're meeting them in 20 minutes." "Nicklas..." "Lisbeth was right." "We're having a partner meeting in December..." "...and your name will be mentioned." "That's very nice to hear." "If the Conea deal runs smoothly, you'll be a partner come spring." "I will do my best." "Hello." "Hello." "Nicklas Bering and Clara Englin." "I'm Monika Ihse." "Let's go and sit down." "Coffee?" "Yes, please." "I want to emphasise that this has to be concluded quickly and in secret." "Of course." "The schedule is of utmost importance." "If this gets out to our competitors, it's a disaster." "I estimate the value of this merger to 7 00-800 million kronor." "Do you want a cup of tea?" "Yes, please." "Great, will you bring me one, too?" "I'm afraid  I've got problems with a ligament in my knee, I'm not supposed to walk." "I'll take sugar in mine." "What the...?" "Hi, bro!" "Surprised, or what?" "A little bit." "Thought I might bring you this." "That's nice of you." "Am I all right to come in, or is this a bad time?" "Come on in." "Great." "I parked in the street, OK?" "Yeah." "Where do you want this?" "You can..." "It looks great there." "Yeah, for the time being." "What a flash place!" "Flat-screen TV." "You live like a prince here." "Yes, I'm happy here." "This is where the action takes place!" "What's that?" "My food." "Do you eat that shit?" "Bleak roe, almond potatoes dried, salted leg of mutton, from our own sheep." "Smoked reindeer heart." "Have you had that before?" "No." "It's lovely with horseradish." "I thought I'd stay for a few days and check out the royal capital." "That's right - what's happened with the girl at work?" "Who?" "You were talking about someone." "Do you have a grater?" "I n the drawer." "Have you asked her out?" "Why not?" "I can't do that." "Why not?" "We work together." "What if she says no?" "What could she say? "I can't go out with you, you look like a hamster."" "Kind of." "Look at this." "The chilli sauce loves the reindeer meat." "Norrland and Thailand!" "She'll come up with a line to save your face." ""I'm afraid my mum is ill", or something." "You have to go for it." "This is almost done." "It's gonna be so bloody good!" "Cheers!" "Well then, I'll see you the day after tomorrow at 9.30." "I wanted to ask you something." "I was wondering..." "Maybe tomorrow, we could go and grab a bite to eat." "I can't make it tomorrow." "I understand." "It's my mum's birthday." "You don't have to explain." "What are you doing tonight?" "Let's just forget it." "I'd love to go out for a meal." "Do you?" "Yes." "Well..." "Shall we say tomorrow, then?" "That's my mum's birthday..." "Oh, yes, that's right." "Day after tomorrow?" "Are you not free tonight?" "This evening?" "Yeah." "Yes." "Shall we make it tonight, then?" "Nice." "Hey, take these." "No, thanks." "Might come in handy." "I don't need them." "Am I an idiot?" "We're going for dinner." "Better safe than sorry." "Five of them?" "Do you think we'll have sex five times on the first date?" "So what?" "Who do you resemble the most?" "Mum or dad?" "I don't know." "Of course you do." "I actually don't know." "I was adopted." "I never met my birth parents." "How does that feel?" "I'm used to it." "You must have thought about it." "Yes, sure..." "But I have a mum and dad, they're just not my birth parents." "That's right." "What are they like?" "They were amazing." "But they were quite old when they got me, they died a few years ago." "No siblings or other family members?" "No." "I'm sorry to hear that." "It's fine." "And you?" "Got a family?" "Yes, but I'm single." "Siblings?" "No, I'm an only child." "Not a nice thing for parents to do." "How many kids would you like, if you have them?" "Three." "Three." "Any thoughts on names?" "Emmanuel is nice, I think." "That's good." "Linnea...." "Hilda." "Not Hilda..." "Mattias?" "My ex." "We only went out for a year and a half but we were engaged." "Then I found out that he was unfaithful the whole time." "I was in quite a bad way there." "I can see why." "Where were we?" "We were talking baby names." "Yes, a bit early perhaps." "Perhaps!" "Cheers." "Cheers." "This is me." "OK." "Thanks for a lovely evening." "Yes, it was really nice." "See you tomorrow." "The king of pick-ups!" "How did it go?" "First we ate." "I had fillet of beef." "She had fish." "Then we talked - and it worked really well." "Then I walked her to her door." "We were saying bye and thanks and I thought, "Should I give her a hug?"" "Then she leaned in and kissed me." "On the mouth." "See!" "You've got it!" "I'm not going to be able to sleep." "This is unbelievable." "I found this." "Can I have a beer?" "It's tomorrow night, right?" "Yes, release party for a client." "Looks like it might be fun." "They're usually boring events." "But I have to go and see the clients." "A lot of celebrities?" "Sometimes." "I mean, B-list ones." "No big names." "Just like..." "Martin Timell." "Do you think he'll be there?" "I met him once, he was a great guy." "No, he probably won't be there." "The invite is for you plus one." "Are you bringing anyone?" "No." "Maybe you'd like to come along..." "Great, that would be so great!" "Nice one." "Hi." "Are you going to the release party?" "I was meant to meet my mum  but I will have to work on Conea." "And you?" "Bo says I have to go." "I'd rather see you." "Good evening and welcome." "This is amazing." "People are staring." "I feel like James Bond in this outfit." "Thank you." "Are the drinks free?" "Take one at a time." "I have to find my boss." "Shall I help you?" "No, that's fine." "Just take it easy." "Sure thing." "I'll be at the bar." "Take it easy, Hasse." "Yeah, yeah." "See you." "Hi, there." "Cheers." "Hi." "I'm Hasse." "Hello." "Linda." "Cheers." "Hello, I'm Nicklas." "Hi." "Really nice." "Are you from around here?" "No, I'm from Klöverträsk." "Up by...somewhere." "What is this stuff?" "I'm just going to..." "I was going to leave now." "Good, you do that." "Maybe you should come along." "It's OK." "I'll find my own way." "Thought I'd have a lie-in tomorrow." "I'm off, then." "Yeah." "Hasse..." "Take it a bit easy." "Sure thing." "Sleep well." "Good evening, welcome." "Hi, are you heading home?" "I have to get up early." "Nicklas is still there." "Great." "See you." "Guess who?" "What?" "Come on, good looking." "Let's dance." "Nicklas..." "Nicklas, you really are full of surprises." "You have no idea..." "I think you should give up being a lawyer." "You're wasting your life." "You should work as a gigolo instead." "I have to tell you something." "I have to go, I'm really sorry." "Here's my phone number." "Kiss, kiss, sweetie." "Shit!" "Do you know where the toilets are?" "You're not allowed in there." "OK, the Hulk." "I'm leaving." "I want to talk to you first." "Take it easy!" "What have you been doing in here?" "Nothing." "First of all..." "...you're going to clean up in here." "Give me a break." "Clean it." "OK..." "There we are." "Please, can I go now, the Hulk?" "What did you just call me?" "I was just kidding." "This is Nicklas." "It's me." "I slept in the nick." "At the police." "What?" "How come?" "I was beaten up by a bouncer who rang the cops." "I told you to take it easy." "It wasn't my fault." "The bastard kicked me in the back and stomach." "I've reported it and am about to be questioned." "Can you come down?" "They can give me public defence, but I said I'd organize it myself." "But aren't you the victim here?" "You tell me, you're the lawyer!" "OK, I'll come down." "Thanks." "Bye." "Are you Hans Karlsson?" "Yes." "Nicklas Bering." "I'm his legal representative." "You two are twins?" "Wow, are you Sherlock Holmes or what?" "Are you Watson?" "Peter Karstedt has reported you..." "Him and Henrik Nilsson." "They were working as bouncers at Grauers  Co last night." "It's for assault on an employee." "It was that Peter who beat me up!" "We have concordant statements." "Who is this fucking Henrik?" "He wasn't there." "It was me and that Peter guy in there, and he gave me a beating." "Calm down, you can give them your version later." "According to the report, Peter and Henrik found you at 23.15 and you were acting in a very violent way." "Believe me, they've made it up!" "Yes, but it's one drunk guy versus two sober bouncers." "And they know it." "I've asked for a verbatim report." "You'll come to the proceedings?" "I'll try." "See you at home." "Hi, sorry I'm late." "Did you work late last night?" "Not late enough." "I left at around ten thirty." "Can we meet tonight after work?" "I was there, Nicklas." "Last night?" "At the party?" "What do you mean?" "After I left?" "So low." "I didn't know you were coming!" "That's right." "What do you mean?" "I saw you two!" "You mean Hasse and me?" "Give it up, Nicklas." "Clara..." "Don't fucking touch me." "After this project I'm not speaking to you." "I could tell Bo everything." "Bo...?" "Wait a minute." "Start again..." "Hello and welcome." "I don't understand." "Something must have happened." "She was really pissed off." "She's just testing you." "Scared of coming across as easy." "You're in love with that girl." "I don't know about that." "I can tell." "Be a bit persistent." "A bit persistent?" "Why is it so hard to find someone?" "I actually..." "... had this thing at the party." "You're kidding." "Tell me!" "OK..." "After you left I was at the bar." "This woman came up and covered my eyes." "Asked me to guess who it was." "When I turn around, it's this super sexy woman." "Long, dark hair." "Between 45 and 50." "She pulls me out on the dance floor." "It all ends up in the linen closet." "She gives me a real good going!" "And then..." "It's only later that I realise she thought it was you that she picked up!" "Totally crazy!" "Then that bastard bouncer came..." "Hey..." "What did she look like, this woman?" "Around 50, but really well-preserved." "Thin, nice curves and long, black hair." "What's the matter?" "That was Lisbeth!" "Who?" "My boss's wife!" "Why didn't you tell me that's what happened in there?" "You didn't ask me." "What have you done, you idiot!" "How was I supposed to know who she was?" "Clara must have seen you and Lisbeth and she thinks that it was me who..." "I'll call Lisbeth about this." "You're not calling anyone!" "Shit!" "I'm sorry, Nicklas..." "No!" "Hi." "Have you got a couple of minutes?" "No." "I know what you thought you saw at the party." "It wasn't me, it was my twin brother." "Hi, I'm installing a new firewall." "We're busy in here." "That's fine." "Thanks." "I just wanted to say that..." "These are for you." "I don't want your flowers." "You don't want them?" "No." "Should I throw them way?" "Jesper." "They smell nice." "They're not for you." "I do what I want with them." "You didn't want them!" "You can't turn up with flowers..." "I didn't..." "Hey!" "Hello!" "Calm yourselves down." "We're grown-ups, no need to yell." "I'm no relationship expert, but you two seem a bit stuck." "Just breathe and count to ten." "Then we'll sing, to lighten things up." "Tonight I'm with you..." "And you're with me, too." "Jesper..." "And no-one can..." "Jesper, can you leave now?" "It's catchy." "Great, can you leave?" "Can I take the flowers?" "Take them!" "Clara..." "Believe me, Lisbeth was with my twin brother Hasse." "That might be the worst lie ever!" "I know that it sounds implausible." "I have a twin brother." "You told me you had no family!" "The truth is, I only found out about him about a week ago." "You are such a bad liar!" "Couldn't you think of anything better than that?" "It's true that I have a twin brother." "Are you still here?" "Nice one." "Lisbeth here." "Hello, there." "This is weird, but..." "I saw you in a linen closet." "Hello, there!" "I'm so glad you called." "Yes, I mean..." "We should talk this over, I think." "What do you say?" "." "There's been a misunderstanding..." "I'd rather not do this on the phone." "Yes, but..." "Could you get away on your lunch?" "You could come here and we'll talk it over in peace." "Isn't that better?" "Yeah..." "Well..." "Great." "That's settled." "Shit!" "Hi." "Got a headache?" "Have I told you about when I worked as a DJ in Visby?" "I worked as a DJ in Visby, you're with me up to there." "One night, this really gorgeous girl starts flirting with me." "I'm a man, after all, and we went back to my place." "She was all ready." "That's when I get what you've got, this killer headache." "I can't deliver with this migraine." "So I take painkillers and grind them." "I grind them with a pestle and mortar." "Then I snort them through the nose." "Migraine gone." "Like that." "And that girl was satisfied." "Nicklas?" "Are you free for lunch?" "Yes." "I need to talk to you about something." "Hello." "Hi, again." "Lisbeth, we need to talk." "Talk, talk, talk..." "Words aren't everything, are they?" "No, it's not like you think." "There's been a misunderstanding." "It's..." "Excuse me." "Hello?" "It's Mona." "Hello?" "Hasse?" "Oh, it's you!" "Is this a bad time?" "No, it's fine." "Stop it!" "Come on!" "Who's that?" "No, I've got really bad recep..." "Hello?" "Hasse?" "This is hard to talk about." "It's lonely at the top, you'll notice." "If it's regarding the partnership, I'm happy to wait." "I think Lisbeth is cheating on me." "Are you OK?" "Yes." "What makes you think that?" "Several things." "She came back from the release party really late." "Yesterday she made me beef Wellington for dinner." "Is that some kind of indication?" "Lisbeth hates cooking." "She did something similar when she crashed the Porsche twice in one week." "She gave me two courses, and yesterday there was dessert." "Mocha parfait on a passion fruit mirror." "There's only one explanation." "The Porsche is safe in the garage?" "I checked this morning - not a scratch, that made me worried." "With all due respect..." "If Lisbeth is seeing someone and I get hold of that person, I'll kill him." "I'll do it." "I'll beat the bastard to death." "If I were to give you some advice..." "You should cancel all meetings and go home and rest." "Get some perspective." "Sure." "Shall we get the bill?" "Hello?" "Hi." "Are you home?" "I've got such a migraine." "What about the pills?" "They're not helping." "What are you doing home?" "I don't feel well." "I'll go sleep." "Yes, you do that." "Go and lie down." "I thought I'd cook some dinner." "How about veal burgers?" "And some baked Alaska for dessert?" "Would you like some tea?" "Yes, please." "Green or black?" "Green please, darling." "Hello." "Hello?" "Hasse?" "Hello!" "Yes, hi." "What's up?" "What happened to my suit?" "I probably forgot to tell you that I borrowed it yesterday." "Did you play rugby in it?" "No..." "I wore it when I met Lisbeth." "Did you meet Lisbeth?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "You didn't ask." "Why is the suit in that state?" "It's complicated, I had to leave in a hurry." "How come?" "Her husband came home." "Jesus Christ!" "Take it easy." "He didn't see me." "But my expensive Zegna suit looks like it's been ironed with a cultivator." "Take it to the dry cleaners." "Did you take the belt, too?" "The black one with the silver buckle?" "Yes, exactly that one." "I did have that." "Where is it?" "I'm in a hurry." "Well..." "Did I manage to grab that?" "What did you say?" "What do you mean?" "I was in a hurry when I got dressed." "Damn, I'm sick of this!" "We didn't sleep with each other." "Not all the way." "Her husband came home halfway through." "I swear he didn't see me." "But my belt is at Lisbeth and Bo's?" "That might be the case, yes." "This is just too much." "Lisbeth has probably sorted it." "Do you have a calculated plan to ruin my life?" "Do you want to drop by the office and say hi to Bo?" "Come and take a shit on my desk?" "I'll call Lisbeth and sort it out." "I'll call her myself." "Do you think he's on his way?" "It's really unlike him." "I'll call." "Hi." "Speak of the devil." "I'm sorry I'm late." "We need to address the concerns of LV Data regarding clause 4 and 5 and patents rights." "If you could..." "That's exactly right." "I have started looking at this." "And what do you suggest?" "Well..." "I n all honesty, I could do with spending a few more hours on this." "We have a slight misunderstanding." "This was the purpose of the meeting." "But there are just a few details where I want to go more in-depth." "Could we have a meeting this evening?" "What a waste of time." "You're telling us this now?" "I really do apologize." "We are due to sign tomorrow." "You have a right to be upset." "Can we schedule a later meeting?" "Call my secretary." "I understand why she's angry." "It's all under control." "Keep calm." "It's this thing with my twin." "Everything's such a mess right now." "What?" "You don't believe me?" "Let me see this twin brother, then." "Hasse or whatever his name is." "I'll call him right away." "Hasse." "This is Nicklas." "I want you to tell Clara that you exist and who you are." "I'll pass you over." "Wait..." "You had quite a nasty tone earlier." "I'd like to hear you say sorry." "Are you out of your mind?" "You should be apologizing." "I already said sorry." "Cut it out now." "Just tell Clara who you are and how we are related." "Can you do that?" "OK." "Hello?" "Hi, this is Martin from Tele 2." "Can I just ask you, which..." "What is it?" "... we have a special offer..." "Oh, you're back." "When I get home, I want you gone." "I never want to see you again." "I'm sorry, I was only kidding." "Give the phone to Clara." "Drop the keys through the letter box." "What about the proceedings?" "Sort them out yourself." "Hello?" "You grumpy bastard!" "Lisbeth speaking." "Hi, this is Nicklas." "Thanks for yesterday." "Thank you." "It was an exciting experience." "Hey..." "I found your belt." "Lucky that Bosse didn't find it." "I don't suppose you want to come down to the office?" "Why?" "To finish what we started yesterday." "You're insane!" "Bosse's in meetings." "I've thought of you and your sexy bum all night." "OK, I'm coming." "Bye." "Do you want to see something?" "No." "Here." "Check this out." "My little finger." "I've grown the nail." "Do you want to know why?" "No!" "You pull this along their spines." "Sometimes I scare myself." "Compare it to a carpenter." "Jointer plane." "Not the most common among tools, but in certain cases..." "Then you use it." "Are you with me?" "No." "No, Jesper!" "I'm not with you!" "Can we make a deal never to speak to each other again?" "Ever." "Is that how you want it?" "Yes, please." "That's how I want it." "Don't come asking me if a strip light needs fixing." "You're breaking the deal." "Hi, darling." "I'm so glad you called, I was just going to ring you." "Where are you?" "At Nicklas's place." "But I'll be back tomorrow." "What's the entry code?" "What do you mean?" "To Nicklas's building." "2361." "Why?" "I'm coming up." "Hi." "Bo is out, he's with a client." "I'm just picking something up." "So this is where you're hiding?" "I brought your belt." "Now it's action time!" "Please, Lisbeth." "Button up." "Has Hasse spoken to you?" "Hasse who?" "Shall I wait in your room?" "No." "Lisbeth..." "This will sound very strange to you..." "You've been meeting my twin brother." "You called me." "No, I mean..." "That was Hasse." "I have this twin brother who is turning my life upside down." "I'm so sorry that you've been drawn into this." "That is so bad." "I know, he's hopeless." "Is that the best you could come up with?" "Your twin brother!" "It's true..." "Do you think you can play with me?" "I'm almost 50." "I already have hot flushes." "And I'm in a bad mood!" "They can hear us out there." "I don't give a shit." "Take your clothes off." "What?" "I can play games, too." "Take them off or I'll call Bosse." "He's not here." "Maybe he's back." "Let's check." "No, no..." "Please." "Come on, then." "What is the point of this?" "To make an example, so you'll treat mature women with respect." "You think you're someone special." "But I'll tell you something." "I've had guys like you for breakfast since I was 17." "Hurry up, I need to go to the bank!" "This is completely insane." "Oh, yes, completely insane." "I think so, too." "That's enough." "Absolutely not." "I hope you freeze to death, you bastard." "Hi, Mona." "Hi." "Where's Hasse?" "He's in town." "He said he was here." "Really?" "He probably meant he's still in Stockholm." "That he hasn't gone to Gothenburg or Örebro." "That he's still here." "I'll come in and wait." "Sure." "Coffee?" "Jesper!" "Could you get my coat for me?" "Nicklas." "I'm glad you're here." "This is Madeleine, she's doing  her dissertation." "Nicklas Bering is one of our brightest business lawyers." "I'm terribly sorry, there's been a little mishap." "No washing machines available?" "Yeah..." "No, someone took my clothes." "Your twin?" "Is he the same size?" "No, not him." "So you're almost done." "Yes, this is my last term." "And you're studying in Stockholm." "I was at Uppsala myself, but I guess that's much of a muchness." "Yes..." "Exactly." "Yeah." "We're meeting with Monika at 6 pm." "Great." "18.00." "Our last chance." "I know that!" "I'm working on it." "Nice to meet you." "You, too." "I'm sure he's cheating again." "No..." "I thought I'd catch him red-handed." "We've been together round the clock." "You can look after him full time." "I can't take it anymore." "What do you mean?" "You can't live with someone who never keeps his promises." "Aren't you exaggerating?" "To me Hasse seems like a very warm and generous person." "He's certainly generous." "Most of all to himself." "I wish he was more like you." "Dependable and orderly." "I sometimes wish I had a bit more of Hasse's you need some order!" "Otherwise it's impossible." "And I'm sick of him chasing women all the time." "That's not true, Mona." "Yes, it is." "We've been sat here talking." "He's told me how much he loves you and the kids." "What a great life you have together." "This is none of my business, but..." "You have a great time in the sack." "Really?" "Is that what he says?" "We have a great time in the sack?" "Something along those lines." "I'm glad one of us is happy." "You don't think it works?" "I've not enjoyed that mess in ages." "Mess..." "Come in!" "Here you go." "Thank you so much." "What time do you call this?" "Do you know what Mona has been through?" "Hi, Nicklas." "Do you think I'm that gullible?" "I knew it was you." "He says he's not had time to cheat." "Isn't that true?" "So he has been with someone else." "Great, I know that." "Give me the car key." "Give me the car key!" "Do you trust him more than me?" "You bet I do!" "Where's the wedding ring?" "You take care of that imbecile." "Damn it, Mona!" "Thanks a lot, bro." "It's not what you think, Mona!" "Wait, Mona!" "Wait a minute." "No!" "Listen to me..." "Wait!" "I love you!" "Are you happy now you've ruined my life?" "I have to work, Hasse." "You're jealous that I have a family." "Maybe I am, because it's not fair." "I'm a good, decent person." "I work hard and take responsibility." "I've got all this to give but no-one to give it to." "You've got it all, but you're wasting it!" "So you think it's unfair?" "Do you know what I find unfair?" "You were brought up by some upper- class parents who took care of you." "My mum was a dipso." "There we have it." "That's right." "Do you know what that means?" "Sometimes I only got fed in school for a month." "I n the end you're too scared to go, you might find her dead back home." "Other kids tease you for smelling bad." "When mum was drunk she sometimes said, "I should've kept the other one."" "How nice is that for a ten-year-old?" ""I should have kept the other one."" "It's 25 years ago!" "How long will you use that as an excuse?" "You've got no compassion at all." "Damn it!" "Hi." "I'd like to apologise for earlier on." "It's unacceptable and so unlike Nicklas." "Where is he?" "I assume he's on his way." "Give him a call." "Of course." "Hasse." "Hi, it's me." "Nicklas." "I'm sorry." "That didn't go so well." "Hello?" "Hasse?" "You can't leave, you have the trial..." "No answer." "I don't know if he's sick or what..." "What is going on?" "Explain it to me." "Our co-worker seems to have lost all grasp." "We'll have to count him out." "Shall I tell LV Data the deal is off due to Stensson  Wrede's incompetence?" "Let's ask LV for a reprieve until 10 am and I'll work through the night." "It's OK, I've done this before." "I'll help you." "I've been reading mum's diaries." ""Mum"?" "Are you calling here mum now?" "Well, she is my natural mother." "She didn't have an easy time, either." "I read about when she gave me away." "We were... 10 months old." "A social worker and my adoptive parents came to pick me up." "You were asleep." "Then when you woke up, you crawled around and looked everywhere." "Behind the sofa and under the dining table." "I n the kitchen." "Everywhere." "You did this for several days." "You were looking for me, of course." "Clara." "It's me." "Sorry I missed the meeting." "Are you ill, or what?" "No, I have to take care of something." "I've called you seventeen times." "I'm sorry." "It's been really messy." "I can't come in tomorrow morning either." "What are you doing, Nicklas?" "I need to do this thing tomorrow." "I'll call you when it's done." "No need, we're not counting on you." "Bering..." "What's the matter?" "It sounds a bit..." "What?" "It sounds taken, a bit artificial." "What do you mean?" "Have you thought of changing it back?" "Why would I change my name?" "Now that you know who you are and where you're from, I mean." "No way." "I'm happy with Bering." "Yes, I get that." "This is about who you really are." "You're no Bering, but Nicklas Karlsson." "You know that now." "If I were you I'd change it back." "And besides, get this..." "We'd both be called Karlsson." "The brothers..." "Nicklas and Hasse Karlsson." "Officially, like." "What do you think?" "I don't know." "Think about it." "Good night." "It's really important that you dress smart today." "I mean it." "There are ironed shirts in the wardrobe." "Wear a dark suit." "I'll see you at the court house." "9.30 at the latest." "Do you know how to get there?" "Yes." "Proceedings begin at 10 am." "Yup, got it." "Where are you going now?" "To sort something out." "Me too." "See you later." "Bye." "Hello?" "Hi, there." "My name is Nicklas Bering." "I have a slightly odd question." "I'd like the address for Stensson  Wrede in Stockholm." "RUNNING A BIT LATE." "Come on..." "Hi, I need to talk to a girl called..." "Clara something." "I'm not Nicklas, but his brother Hasse." "Never mind." "Is Clara here?" "Thanks, I'll find her myself." "I see no issues with clause four, but with clause 5 I wonder if we might..." "Hi, sorry to burst in like this." "Which one of you is Clara?" "What the hell are you doing?" "I'll explain." "I'm not who you think I am." "I'm not Nicklas." "I'm his twin brother Hasse." "What kind of story is this?" "Can you shut up?" "My brother is a great person, he's defending me in court shortly..." "Have you completely lost it?" "Clara?" "I'm really sorry that I've screwed things up for you two..." "Stop this immediately!" "I told you to shut up!" "It's not..." "This is unreal!" "You're pretending to be your own twin brother." "It's sick!" "Please listen to me, it's one big misunderstanding." "Get a hold of yourself!" "Tell Bo what you've done with his wife." "It wasn't Nicklas but me!" "I saw you and Lisbeth at the party." "Wait, have you and Lisbeth..." "Yes, but just once." "Or twice." "But once..." "I can explain all that." "Now I'll ask you to shut up." "I've believed in you." "Given you every chance." "I saw you as my successor who would carry my work forward." "You were my chosen one." "And then you go and do this." "You know..." "I've never been so let down or betrayed before." "So humiliated." "Leave here, and don't come back." "Clara..." "Stop it, Nicklas." "Just leave." "The district court will now deal with case V43582-09." "Could the prosecutor present the case?" "We claim that the defendant Hans Kjell-Ove Karlsson on 9th October at the night club Grauers  Co, assaulted a member of staff." "As is evident from Appendix 1, this is supported by examination of" "Peter Karstedt and Henrik Nilsson." "Are you the defendant Hans Karlsson?" "That's right." "And how do you plead to the charges?" "Guilty or not guilty?" "I plead not guilty." "Where is your defence lawyer?" "I was just wondering that." "He hasn't turned up yet." "I'd like to postpone the case to another day." "You highness..." "Sorry I'm late." "What's happened?" "I'll tell you later." "How's it going?" "They think I'm you, so you be me." "Perhaps we can continue?" "I understand you are the private defence lawyer?" "Say yes." "Yes." "You're me." "The defendant has denied this deed." "Do you wish to add anything?" "No, I..." "That's right." "Not guilty." "The jury might consider the possibility that these bouncers have come up with a story together, we all know that's not uncommon." "That's enough." "Perhaps it was in fact Peter this big one here, who assaulted my client and not the other way round." "My client has also filed a report, but no one gives a shit about that." "It makes you wonder how the judicial system in this country works." "Hans!" "Hasse, are you OK?" "Can I have a break?" "I didn't know there was no jury." "Not in Swedish courts." "You've watched too much TV." "Is this an appropriate outfit for court?" "I took it from your wardrobe." "It's for going out!" "Do you have no taste at all?" "Look at this tie!" "Quickly, I have to get back to the office." "Something happened..." "Not now!" "It says that you were hit repeatedly on the neck and face by Karlsson." "That's right." "But Peter says he locked Karlsson's arms behind his back." "That was later." "And did he also hit Peter earlier on?" "Yes." "So why didn't you hold him in such a way that he couldn't fight you?" "He seemed to calm down." "We didn't want to use more force than necessary." "Right." "OK, well..." "Let's go the end." "Peter takes Hans to the police van, you stay and tidy up." "Correct?" "Yes." "Could you tell me in more detail?" "Well, I mean..." "I tidied." "A few towels were on the floor." "Which you put on the shelves?" "To the left or the right?" "The..." "I don't remember." "Where is the basin?" "I'm not sure, I was focussing on taking care of Karlsson." "Wait a minute." "You tidied up after Hans Karlsson and your colleague left." "You must have got some idea of what the store room looks like." "Where is the basin?" "On the left, the right or straight ahead?" "I..." "I can't tell you." "Think about what you're saying." "You can misremember events." "But now we are in court." "And it's important that you give correct information." "According to chapter 15, clause 7 of the criminal code you can be punished for false incrimination of Hans Karlsson." "So I'm asking you:" "Were you even in the linen closet that evening?" "No." "No further questions." "Damn it, bro!" "You pulverized that dude with your questioning!" "He was almost in tears." "The other one was furious." "I'm buying champagne!" "I haven't got time." "We have to celebrate." "I have to deliver these documents to a client now...or a while ago." "Oh yeah, I meant to tell you..." "Later, see you at home." "Nicklas!" "Wait!" "Birgitta!" "The card doesn't work, can you open the door?" "There's something wrong." "I have some important contracts for..." "Birgitta..." "Bo!" "That damned idiot!" "Call the police." "Can you let me in?" "Are you thick or something?" "You're fired, you bloody idiot!" "Get lost!" "What do you mean?" "The contracts are ready." "I finished them!" "He's insane." "There's been a misunderstanding!" "Can you open the door?" "Can somebody..." "Jesper!" "Can you open the door?" "Hello?" "Can somebody open the door?" "Clara!" "Let me in!" "Can you hear me?" "I've got the contracts." "Can somebody open the door!" "I have the contracts!" "Nicklas!" "Take it easy." "What are you doing here?" "I tried to tell you." "You've been fired." "What?" "Bo knows about me and his wife." "He thinks it's you and..." "I'm really sorry!" "Sorry." "Hang on..." "Clara!" "There's two of us!" "There's two of us now!" "Goddamn it!" "I'm going to kill him!" "I'm going to kill him!" "Let go of the club." "I'm going to kill him!" "Calm down!" "He's here now." "Come and look." "Clara!" "Clara!" "He's here." "Hasse's here now." "Clara!" "It's my brother, he needs to talk to his girlfriend." "Take it easy." "There's been a misunderstanding." "Clara!" "I love you." "I love you, Clara." "I'm sorry I didn't believe you... both." "Is anyone home?" "SIX MONTHS LATER" "Hi, Åke and Melvin." "Hi." "That smells good!" "Dinner's almost ready." "How was your day?" "Not bad." "Did something happen?" "No..." "Tell me." "It's nothing." "I can tell that something's up." "Has something happened?" "It's nothing, I tell you." "Come on, tell me." "What is it?" "You're pregnant!" "Quiet, Nicklas doesn't know." "I promise." "Where are the boys?" "Hi." "What's up with you?" "What?" "Has something happened?" "What's up?" "What are you up to?" "Has something happened?" "You're going to be a dad." "What?" "We're going to have a baby." "Really?" "Here's a little baby, who looks really great." "And here's another one." "No!" "No!"