"Okay, who can tell me the difference between a gecko lizard and an agama lizard?" "That it's a mammal?" "No, Moshe, it's not a mammal." "If you cut the tail off a gecko, it grows a new one within 10 hours." "An agama can't grow a new tail." "Therefore, without the tail, when it runs, it loses its balance." "Then, a bigger predator catches it." "And then?" "And then... it dies." "A film by Dror Shaul" "O P E R A T I O N G R A N D M A" "Who knows what's a protected flower?" "Yes?" "My name is Idan Sagiv." "I'm 22, live in Tel Aviv, and come from Kibbutz Asisim in the Negev." "It's okay, nobody knows where it's at." "I've two big brothers:" "Benny, 30 years old, lives in north Tel Aviv with his girlfriend, Hagit who came second in Israel's championship of judo for women." "To the floor, to the floor!" "Benny was never a good student, but he has an amazing technical sense" "I was born with it...!" "Age 8, Benny was chief electrician of the Kibbutz." "When he joined the army, the Air Force guys waited for him at the Registration Office and took him right away." "It should start now." "Within 2 days, they made him Flight Electrician." "Without training!" "Benny did well in the city too." "Today he's head of a team at a big cable TV company." "Don't fuck with me, I'm telling you to come out here!" "That's my big brother Alon, 34 and a half years old." "Age 5 he was the Negev's marathon champion." "In the 8th grade he took Asia's championship in arm-wrestling and before the Army he won twice the Kinneret Swim." "Go fuck yourself!" "Additionally he's got brown belt in judo." "Black!" "Both my brothers and I left the Kibbutz to Tel Aviv." "But recently Alon got a classified job in the anti-terrorism unit in Gaza." "And so, to avoid driving every day from Gaza to Tel Aviv, he went back to live in Asisim, as an outsider resident." "Which means that he actually rented a room there." "But Dvora, why?" "What am I asking?" "That's Dvora, the Kibbutz's secretary." "She has an affair with Claudio from Decoration." "Before that she had an affair with Alberto from the chicken farm." "Everybody knows that, including her husband." "Crembo, you don't let me speak!" "When Alon was 10 he stole from the kitchen all the Crembos that were intended as prizes for Purim's celebrations." "All the Kibbutz suspected him, but he denied, and locked himself in his room." "Alon Sagiv, I know you're in there." "Alon undersootd that the only way to get rid of the guilt, which, in a small place like a Kibbutz can stick to you for years, was to destroy all evidence." "So he ate 500 Crembos in half an hour." "But in the end he got caught and since then, anybody who knows him calls him..." "Crembo," "I'm sorry." "Dvora, there are 8 fridges standing in the warehouse, gathering dust, so who cares if one stood in my room, and 7 went on standing there?" "Your parents built this place." "Asisim was their home." "Here they were burried." "My parents, Moshe and Lea Sagiv, were amongst the Kibbutz's establishers." "They died when I was a baby." "Both my brothers and I grew up alone in the Kibbutz and thus we have a strong relation to each other." "Crembo..." "Hey Crembo." "What's up, Benny?" "Minus 5,000 Shekel at the bank..." "What else?" "94 new cable subscribers in Kfar Yona." "You were at grandma's?" "Affirmative." "Report." "Our grandmother, Haya Sagiv, lived in the Kibbutz for many years." "But 2 years ago, Dvora the secretary convinced her to move into an elders' home in Natanya." "She said it would be more comfortable there." "Everybody forgot me." "Everybody!" "But grandma, here, I came to visit you." "Alon serves at some secret unit" "Idan instructs children but what does Benny do?" "Why doesn't he visit his grandma?" "Grandma, I'm Benny!" "I know." "It's this girlfriend of his, this city girl..." "She's poisoning his mind with her boxing!" "Grandma, I'm Benny!" "No Benny." "Benny!" "Benny!" "It's like this for years:" "Every night, at the same time, we talk on the phone." "Alon..." "Alon..." "What's wrong?" "84 is outside, he wants to talk to you urgent." "Let him wait." "It's very urgent." "Shirly!" "I'm talking to my brother now." "Unbelievable!" "Every time the same story!" ""Benny doesn't come... "" "But Crembo didn't visit her for over a year." "She's a liar, I visited, Idan didn't." "And what Dvora tells him this morning?" "What?" "!" "If he's an outsider resident he's got no rights?" "And just for that they don't give him a fridge...!" "You get it, Benny?" "I was born there, now suddenly I'm an outsider?" "Tomorrow there's a group from Switzerland coming to the Kibbutz." "2 boys, 17 girls." "Just don't end up like Moti Banana in Zürich." "Don't you compare me to Moti Banana, not even kidding', you got me?" "Benny comapred you to Moti Banana?" "!" "I think Crembo took offence." "Benny, we gotta get him a fridge." "He's 35 next week." "And I tell her, "Grandma, it's Benny." "Benny!"" "Nothing." "Guys, help me here" "I need a fridge!" "What's so urgent, Gabi?" "Listen, Sagiv, we know each other for a long time." "When you came to me in January..." "Gabi, don't go around your tail." "You need to tell me something, come straight to me..." "And don't shout at Shirly like some coward." "I'm not a coward, I'm just trying to help you, and every time you shit in my face." "Gabi, I gave the order." "If it wasn't done, I'm taking it all on me." "A good commander keeps reserves for himself." "What does that mean?" "158 calls me today, tells me, "Get rid of him"." "Of me?" "You, Sagiv, you." "Meir Cohen?" "Chief of Command, Meir Cohen." "Son of a bitch." "Look, Sagiv, I know exactly what you're worth." "But till further notice, all your operations are frozen." ""Call Waiting" too?" ""Call Waiting" too." "So I gather that after "Sun Stroke" I'm shifting into wait-mode?" ""Sun Stroke" also frozen." "Gabi, we've been training for a month, you can't do this to me!" "Sagiv, let 158 a day or two to relax, then we'll see what we do." "In the meantime, think -before- you do something, not after..." "You know, in Russia, when I was in the ER..." "Igor, don't start whining now about Russia!" "In Russia you were a doctor, here you install cable." "There's a bonus for this?" "5,000 Shekel if we finish it by the end of the month." "Without the new neighbourhood?" "With the new neighbourhood!" "No chance!" "Igor, if I don't get this bonus I'm kicked outta my flat." ""Call Waiting" is frozen?" "Frozen." "But it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!" "He's getting a new cellphone in a week, how can we do it then?" ""Sun Stroke" is also frozen." "What?" "!" "We're working on it for a month!" "Frozen." "Want me to talk to my dad?" "No, I'll solve this my own way." "Don't want no help from Foreign and Security Affairs Committee." "You don't notice, Crembo, the whole Division is shitting on you for two months now, wake up!" "Nobody's shitting on me." "All under control." "Unbelievable what a sucker you are, unbelievable." "I'm going to the Kibbutz." "To clean my room." "Be on the beeper." "Jerk." "Lemons, stop for a second and pay attention." "It's your Bar Mitzva, not mine, and we have only a week left." "In the past two days you've been really slowing down." "If you don't get a grip you'll screw up in front of the whole school." "Therefore, starting tomorrow we make an effort and work from 1 PM till 10 PM." "What?" "!" "Each one of you will give his best and together we'll make it." "One for all..." "Guys, answer me!" "One for all all for one." "Very good." ""Look who comes!" "Poor Crembo, didn't shit for a week"." "Apologise!" "I'm sorry!" "What for?" "For singing the Crembo song..." "Promise you'll never sing it again!" "I promise, I promise..." "Good." "Now open your mouth." "No, no, please, I apologised..." "That's because your mother doesn't give me a fridge." "Strong, Oren!" "Hey, Crembo, what's up?" "Okay, and you?" "My grandson won't go below 2 minutes in 100 metres, it's awful." "There's only one way to swim 100 metres in order to get a medal." "Crembo, maybe you'll give us a champion's tip?" "You start the fastest that you can, and then slowly speed up." "What's new at the workshop?" "Lots of work, and I'm all by myself." "Ask Dvora for a Swiss guy, there's a whole group here." "I already got from Dvora a Swiss helper." "I asked him to paint the new furniture of the kindergarten." "Don't ask." "He destroyed 20,000 Shekel worth of furniture." "What a bomb, unbelievable..." "Just don't end up like Moti Banana in Zürich." "Sergio, another word about Moti Banana" "I'm gluing you to the workshop's door and fasten you with a whole package of nails, you got me?" "!" "Crembo, come quick!" ""Sun Stroke" is approved." "Come ASAP to the office." "From Shirly." "Gabi, I promise you won't be disappointed." "I'll nail him without a problem." "I just want you to know I really appreciate this." "Thanks, Gabi." "Bye." "Shirly, listen carefully." "They're sitting on my neck, Gabi and this new Chief of Command." "We musn't fuck up." "You, go to sleep now, I go to the Kibbutz, tomorrow morning we're here at 8." "We have 5 days to prepare this operation." "I want" "Micha's team." "We need to let them know by morning." "Why don't you take Shachar's team?" "Seems to me they're much better for this operation." "'Cause Shachar's team are faggots." "I want Micha's team." "Dumb fuck." "What else did she say?" "Son of a bitch." "And that's a good enough reason to blow a cigarette on her, Arik?" "Yes!" "She's a fucking bitch!" "You see he's a dumb fuck?" "Watch it, I'll kill you!" "Arik, leave her alone!" "Arik, I'm sending you home!" "Nobody, but nobody sends me home, get it?" "Arik, let's be reasonable." "Arik, you're making a big mistake..." "You're lucky that I like you." "Yes, it's Idan Sagiv." "I'm her grandson." "Who's this?" "This time I gotta nail this Moran Cohen and win the medal." "It's Crembo." "Hey Crembo..." "Idan!" "She's what?" "How?" "Heart attack." "No shit." "It's for sure?" "It's final." "I'm shocked." "Me too." "And now someone has to take care of the funeral arrangements." "Yeah, and I'm busy the whole month." "Loaded with installations." "Benny, grandma Haya is dead." "She's dead." "Whadduya mean, you're busy?" "Only this bonus can save me, Idan." "I don't believe it." "You're so egoistical." "Egoistical?" "For two years I'm the only one visiting her, hearing that you come once in a while..." "Alon comes sometimes, and only Benny doesn't come." "So one time I'm busy at work, so what's wrong?" "Benny, I'm also loaded with the ceremony." "In dad's funeral you were a baby." "In mom's you were sick." "In grandpa Israel's you weren't even in the country." "You always had something, Idan!" "My fault that I was a baby?" "I didn't say it's your fault." "But it's time you did something!" "You're not a baby anymore, and now's your chance to prove it." "Benny, go screw yourself!" "Idan, you're a baby, you always were, and I'm not gonna call you today, so don't hurry home." "Enough!" "Yeah, Idan?" "Listen, I'll talk to you later, okay?" "Crembo, listen to me for a second!" "Idan!" "Remember there're moments when I can't talk?" "So now it is one!" "I'm in the middle of something big." "I'll call you tomorrow, promise." "Crembo, grandma Haya is dead!" "Can't be." "I'll ask Shirly to check it first thing tomorrow." "Crembo, she's dead!" "They called me an hour ago from Natanya." "You reported to Benny?" "Yes." "Well, it's important to be strong in these moments, and..." "I'll talk to you tomorrow." "That's Ahmed Hamdan Sharif, 24, lives in Han Yunis, planned 8 terror attacks, 3 of them we managed to stop in time." "A genius in explosives." "Tomer?" "[Arabic accent] He moves to a new flat almost every day." "He has a whole set of wigs, costumes, fake IDs..." "What?" "Lose the accent." "Sorry." "Go on." "I believe he's armed..." "Dvora from Asisim, line 2." "One second." "Yes, Dvora." "Who takes care of the funeral?" "Dunno." "Who takes care of the funeral?" ""The Kibbutz shall not finance the funeral or wedding of anyone who did not reside in it in the last two years"." "And that's since when?" "That's Funerals and Weddings Protocol." "Dvora, my grandmother donated a wing piano, an auditorium and half of the TV." "Is that also in your protocol?" "Crembo, I'm really sorry." "Dvora, my parents built this place!" "They slept in tents and ate bug bites the size of a truck!" "Crembo, it's not up to me, and the Kibbutz won't take care of this, period." "Great, so you threw my grandma into a home and now you don't give a fuck, ah?" "Crembo, I understand..." "What do you understand, you stupid bitch?" "Don't you talk to me like that!" "I'm not your soldier!" "Dvora, you can take this whole protocol and shove it up your fat ass." "How dare you?" "!" "Only if there's place left there, after what Claudio shoved into it in the memorial room which was also, by the way, donated by my grandmother." "Yes, Danny, go on." "Try to release, come on." "Hagit, I'm trying for an hour already, come on." "It's Crembo." "Let me answer." "Answer..." "I can't, come on!" "Listen to me carefully, now, both of you." "They called me from the hospital in Natanya and said that it's not a hotel, and a body that isn't taken within 48 hours is due 500 Shekel per day." "Asisim won't pay that, I talked to Dvora." "Clear so far?" "Clear." "Tomorrow is Wednesday, I'm at Operation Approval and Model Implementation." "On Thursday I've got an operation I'm waiting for for a month." "My promotion is in great danger!" "So no grandma in the world is gonna cost me this promotion!" "Clear?" "!" "Clear." "So first, you got 20 seconds, which is 5 seconds too much, to make up." "Go!" "I didn't mean it..." "I'm really sorry..." "I'm sorry, Idan, you know I love you." "I love you too, Benny." "Okay, that's enough!" "Don't start talking like two fags." "I told you, Field Security are listening to these calls, and my promostion is in danger!" "Tomorrow, 7 AM, both of you, in my office, for briefing!" "Clear?" "!" "I don't know how he can manage with so little electricity outlets here..." "Okay, shut up." "Stop eating." "Breakfast is over." "Our mission will consist of 3 parts." "Each one will perform his part to perfection." "We can't afford any mistakes." "Shirly, hand them the papers." "Clear?" " Clear." "You're responsible for part A, which means:" "1." "Issuing death certificate from the Registration Office... 2." "Issuing permission to evacuate the body from the hospital... 3." "Passing all the papers to Benny." "Clear?" "Clear." "Good." "Benny, you're in charge of part B, transportation, which means:" "1." "Receiving the papers from Idan... 2." "Evacuating grandma Haya's body from the hospital which, according to the information Shirly obtained, the department is at the southern entrance to the building." "Northern entrance." "I repeat: the northern entrance to the building." "3." "Arriving at Asisim in a respectable and organised manner." "Clear?" "Clear." "Good." "Hagit comes?" "Affirmative." "No, it'll only complicate things." "What's that?" "!" "Why does she intervene?" "Crembo, she's my girlfriend!" "At grandpa Israel's funeral she came and you both disappeared in the trees." "She ain't coming, period." "I need you concentrated there, clear?" "Clear." "Shirly and I are in charge of part C, which means:" "1." "Building a coffin... 2." "Digging a hole... 3." "Notifying the Kibbutz members of the funeral's schedule." "Now pay attention." "Time of action is 03:50, 'cause at 5 I should already be in the field." "Therefore, at 4 sharp I'm starting the funeral." "Don't care if you make it or not." "For all I care, I'm burying an empty coffin." "Clear?" "Good." "Question?" "I wanna drive." "No way." "Crembo, I don't mind switching with him." "Benny, I said you're driving, and that's it." "Other question?" "No question, good." "Total silence till Thursday." "Get lost." "Shirly, get me the Intelligence Office of 590," "Sergio from Asisim's workshop and Claudio from Decoration." "Get lost!" "What do you mean?" "There's problems at home, Igor." "You'll have more problems at home without the bonus." "Believe me, I know." "No choice." "Whadduya mean, no choice?" "You wanna leave me here alone?" "I can't work like this!" "Don't worry, we'll find something..." "Lemons, we have only 4 days left." "Tomorrow, Thursday, I won't be here, so Rami will open up." "You've got here a chance to prove your maturity." "To prove that one day without an adult, you can manage and work efficiently." "Arik and Ronen, you come with me." "The rest, you go on preparing the fire sign." "Let's go." "Hey, Crembo, what're you doing?" "You bury -your- grandma in this mold." "I want a real hole." "Whadduya want, 80cm, just the standard." "Come on, Claudio, move away." "What's wrong with you?" "Claudio, I'm counting till one." "You're out of your mind?" "And then, in the last training, I went down to the floor, and then my neck got stuck." "But Hagit, I told you to be careful..." "How does this help me now?" "The medal is gone, don't you get it?" "What's this box?" "Electric box from the Kibbutz." "We'll take it with us tomorrow." "Rub it on me." "This?" "What, you're kidding?" "I got something that'll release you in a minute." "Wait, you want grandma to lie in your box all the way to the Kibbutz?" "When are we going to the Kibbutz?" "What, she's coming in the end?" "No, no, she's not coming." "She won't make it from the championship." "We're leaving at noon already." "Sure I'll make it!" "I'll wait for you at noon at the Central Station." "But there's no place in the van..." "Hagit, Idan is right, there's only one place next to the driver." "You don't wanna sit in the back with grandma Haya..." "So I'll take mom's Renault and we'll drive in two cars, what's the problem?" "Hagit, you don't have to come, really." "Why do you need this headache?" "You stay out of this." "Hagit, don't shout at him!" "And tell your big brother to stop bossing me around." "Hagit, it's only her funeral, come on." "You didn't even know her." "I promise you, we'll go to visit her once in the cemetary." "Benny, it's important to me and I'm coming, period." "Not coming." "Why?" "!" "Crembo doesn't allow." "I knew it was all because of your stupid brother." "Watch your mouth!" "Idan, enough!" "What enough?" "She can't talk about Crembo like that!" "At grandpa Israel's funeral we went to the plantation, and ever since then he hates me." "Because the protocol says guests can't pick up fruits, that's the protocol, get it?" "That's the problem with your stupid brothers, with their stupid protocols." "Benny, if she's coming, I'm not!" "It's time you decide if you're with me or with them." "What's wrong with you guys?" "Hagit, what're you doing?" "Going to sleep at my mom's." "I have a question." "Yes, Chief of Command." "Not to you." "Tell me, Sagiv, let's say that you wake up the whole street by mistake." "What happens then with this Mahmud?" "Muhammad." "Gabi, give me a second!" "What happens if they discover you?" "Excuse me, Chief of Command, I need to go out for a moment." "Dvora, yes." "Why's the funeral today?" "'Cause I decided so." "So you move the choir's rehersal for tomorrow." "Dvora, listen to me." "Grandma's on the way, the funeral begins at 4 sharp." "Another word and I'm burying her in the grass near the Kibbutz's dining room!" "If we're discovered, and this is totally hypothetical" "I'm lighting up the sky like on Independence Day." "This is a cue for Shachar's team to come and rescue us." "6 minutes and we're out of Gaza." "I'm not approving this operation." "Stop everything." "Chief of Command, listen..." "Gabi, shut the fuck up." "Why?" "Because it's not ready!" "It would be irresponsible of me to approve such a mess." "And the worst is, he'll nail down at least 3 soldiers and run away." "Just like happened a month ago, Lieutenant Colonel Sagiv." "Haya Sagiv." "Which valve did they install here?" "I don't know about this, something German." "The clock must be on 5." "Benny, leave it..." "The valve won't be able to take this pressure." "In a closed system the valves are activated only when there's a local breakdown." "Sign here." "What am I signing?" "370 PCI." "If something happens to her on the way, we're not responsible." "Japanese." "How are you taking her?" "There are two options:" "The National Burial Service or a private ambulance." "That's it." "Wait, doctor, you don't understand..." "First, I'm not a doctor." "Here nobody needs a doctor anymore." "Second, there's nothing to understand." "That's the law and that's it." "And third, I'm working here for 30 years and I've never seen two jerks like you." "Mr Benishti, listen for a moment..." "I'm not listening!" "Get lost!" "Hassan, go check what's happening at 8A." "Suzy, don't start without me." "And don't forget the gift for Oren." "I'll be there 13:15 tops." "Right when I'm finished with Haya Sagiv's work." "Call Crembo now!" "You're crazy?" "He'll kill me." "Benny, we're an hour late!" "Relax..." "Don't wanna relax!" "I'm sick of you and your big brother!" "Idan, shut up!" "I'm going to call Crembo right now!" "You're going nowhere!" "I'm going!" "Serviceman urgent to refrigerator 8A." "Don't move from here!" "Say, where's the service?" "On the way." "Where from?" "From Arad." "From Arad?" "!" "If it's not fixed in 15 minutes, they'll need to evacuate half of Natanya!" "You were told to get lost!" "You don't speak Hebrew?" "Give me a bottle of Sprite and scissors." "I told you the whole Division is shitting on you." "Nobody's shitting on him." "No?" "He kicked you outta the office and took over, what's that?" "Gabi, what am I gonna do?" "Call Christine, maybe she has an idea." "Shirly, enough, okay?" "Look, Sagiv, I know you prepared this operation the best you could." "But sometimes in life..." "Gabi, I gotta nail this Muhammad, or they delay my promotion, you said it!" "Right, right." "Let me talk to him alone and we'll see." "That's it." "Haim, pull the valve up." "He's a genius!" "Naaa, it's all because of the hydraulic valve..." "Yes, honey?" "What?" "I can't, Suzy's waiting for me at the kindergarten." "Oren has a birthday." "What, now?" "At the moment?" "Immediately?" "At the memorial room?" "Okay, 3 minutes." "I have the key!" "Ciao..." "Benny, stop, stop!" "What happened?" "You got too many questions!" "Told you: 103 litre, 5 cells, auto-defrost, made in Germany, doesn't take space, doesn't sweat, quiet..." "How much amperage power?" "For 300 Shekel you want amperage power?" "Go, get lost before I'm hospitalising you." "I'll take it." "Congratulations, darling." "Thanks a lot." "All teams, pay attention: there's hot information on bomb-cars in Tel Aviv." "The police ordered not to lift any cars, till further notice." "So if you're empty you're free for today, and if you got a car, come to the lot ASAP, because I'm closing." "Shlomi, it's Avi." "I'm coming with a van, wait for me 5 minutes." "Avi, check very well that there's nothing suspicious inside the van." "If something looks weird, pass at the Police station and drop it there, got it?" "Got it, Shlomi." "Chief of Command, we have a new idea." "Sagiv, understand: when I'm approving an operation like this now with this problematic situation with the Peace" "I'm considering a million other problems of which you're totally not aware." "What now...?" "Excuse me." "You're what?" "How'd you lose her?" "Benny, I don't care, give me Idan." "Crembo, I swear, we stopped for a second..." "But you should've been in Ashkelon by now!" "...And we came back, and the van was gone..." "Idan, look for a second at the pavement." "What stripes do you see?" "Red and white." "You were towed, you two stupid assholes!" "So what do we do?" "Am I late?" "The Champion of Israel!" "Listen good now, Idan." "You drive to the lot release the van, put the fridge next to grandma Haya and fly to Asisim, got me?" "I'm driving all the way to the Kibbutz?" "Yes." "Drive slowly, make sure grandma doesn't get hit, and go straight to the workshop." "I'm going with Hagit direct to the Kibbutz." "Questions?" "Thanks a lot, Benny." "Get lost." ""Municipal Towed-Vehicles Lot"" "Believe me, if your brother didn't give me his toolbox, I'd never do this for you." "Hey, fuck, come help!" "Where're you running?" "Hey!" "Guard!" "Guard!" "Where's my grandmother?" "Hello, I'm looking for an employee of yours." "Very urgent." "Yes." "Benny Sagiv." "He has a radio?" "HQ, Benny here, tell Shirly everything's okay." "Ask him if he's on the way with grandma Haya." "Tell her I'm on the way, Idan's on the way, all's under control." "Tell him to arrive straight to the workshop." "Tell her not to worry, we're on the way." "What's that?" "What is this dress?" "I thought we're passing at home..." "How, we're totally late." "I've nothing else to wear." "So you can't come like this!" "Sima, I'm coming home I'll knock you down, you dunno what I'm gonna do to you, Sima...!" "Excuse me..." "Whadduya want?" "!" "Your phone." "General Sir, I hate to pressure, but you must decide." "It's 14:30 already." "It won't go, this bullshit." "I'm not approving." "[Humming] "Two friends went on a trip... "" "Gabi, get outta the room." "Go." "Now listen good, Meir Cohen." "I don't give a fuck about you!" "About you and your motherfucking officers." "What, you became 158 so you let it go to your head?" "Relax..." "Don't tell me to relax, 'cause I know you from your previous life you and your stupid brother with the banana brain." "Why, who taught you to drive a tractor?" "The Army taught you that?" "I did, in the cotton fields!" "Let's try to discuss this..." "Don't fuck with me, there's nothing to discuss!" "You came here to jeopardise my promotion, 'cause the Kibbutz didn't accept you as a member." "You, and your fat bitch." "You're strangling me..." "You did everything to dodge work, ah?" "You never came to the avocado field..." ""I have a headache, I have allergies"..." "How, how the hell did you wanna become a Kibbutz member, you parasite?" "Idan, where are you?" "I gotta talk to Crembo!" "He can't, he's with people." "It's very urgent." "I'm in big trouble, and Crembo's phone is off." "I'm telling you he can't, he's in Operation Approval." "Shirly, it's urgent, I'm telling you." "You wanna come down, 'cause I'm gonna climb there and kill you." "Why urgent?" "I just spoke to Benny, he said all's fine!" "What fine?" "What did he say?" "That everything's okay, he's on the way with grandma." "Sure?" "Yeah, why?" "You're sure he said he's on the way with grandma?" "Yes, that's what he said." "Anyway, it's 14:45, don't be late, you got me?" "Crembo will kill you if you're late." "He's real nervous." "I'm on the way too." "Thanks, Shirly." "Crembo, I'm begging, release it a little...!" "Shirly, get me 159." "Meir, now listen good." "You got 10 seconds to approve this operation or else I'm calling Central HQ and telling them all about your marijuana field." "Crembo, please, you can't do this to me..." "Just wait and see what I can." "159 on the line." "I'm approving "Sun Stroke"!" "Good." "Now get lost, before I change my mind." "Get lost...!" "The two jerks went?" "Went." "And 159 is actually abroad..." "You're great...!" "She's great..." "Somebody wants to explain what's going on?" "Shirly said you're bringing grandma." "What?" "!" "So I drove here." "Shirly said, ask her!" "What, you drove without grandma?" "!" "Where's grandma, you two assholes?" "Where's grandma, Idan?" "You were supposed to take her from the car lot..." "Benny, I told you to drive, and I knew what I was talking about!" "But Shirly said he's bringing grandma..." "Where's grandma?" "!" "I don't know." "I know where she is." "You shut up." "Crembo, relax." "Benny, shut the fuck up." "You shut up!" "Hagit!" "I've no idea what you're doing here and what's this costume but it's a family matter, so butt out!" "And try to stay outta my sight till the end of the funeral." "And if you came here to take avocados, you have a problem, honey." "It's not the season, eh...?" "Here's your grandma, you faggot." "And you're lucky that my mother works at the Police or else they would've blown up your grandma a long time ago." "Benny, you got 30 seconds to get her in the workshop, put her in the coffin and come back here." "Go!" "Let's go, jerk, I've got a terrorist to catch today." "Go!" "Close the gaps!" "Sergio, you're dead." "Pick her up." "Just you wait." "Hand!" "We came to say goodbye, Haya." "Death came, and its sharp and cruel sickle reaped the thread of your life." "The day of your death is a day of mourning to Asisim." "The trees shall bow their head." "The corn fields, which you have sown with your two gentle hands are crying with us..." "We'll continue at the club." "Diana, please." "Thank you, Diana." "It was very touching." "Rest in peace, grandma." "Come on, guys, get to work." "Shirly, I'm on my way to the convention." "Don't forget to bring my belt." "The Lemons' ceremony was a failure." "Out of 20 fire signs, only 2 lit up." "A week later I was fired." "Even today my two brothers are my best friends." "Every night, at exactly the same time, we talk on the phone." "Benny, come help me, you shit!" "Benny was electrified twice, left with Hagit to America, and makes lots of money in computer programming." "Crembo caught the terrorist, moved up the ladder in the security services, and today even you know him, but by the name of C." "At the Kibbutz they're still investigating where 20kg of oranges disappeared to but it doesn't matter anymore, because since then we never visited the place again." "Surprise!" "What's up?" "I got the promotion!" "Great, thanks." "You visited grandma?" "Oh, she's dead, right." "So what's up?"