"The Batman Superman movie World's finest" "ANTIQUES OPEN" "CLOSED" " Hang on there, Clyde." " Sorry, Miss, we're closed." "Just look at what I'm selling You'll plotz!" "Good work, Harley girl." "Now, what would be a suitable trade for our joking box?" "For some reason this just speaks to me." "What do you think, Harl?" "It's you, Puddin'." "Awfully nice doing business with you, ta." "What a pleasant fellow." "It's weird." "All this junk and the Joker only takes one lousy statue." "Especially since we've heard on the streets he's desperate for cash these days." "Things are never what they seem with the Joker." "I guess the night brings out all the wackos." "It was made of Jade with maybe a 100 carat." "I'd like a closer look." "Hey, he can't leave the crime scene with evidence." "You wanna stop him?" "Be my guest." "According to this the laughing dragon has a quite afeard bogey reputation." "Ever since it was carved in China nearly 40 years ago it has passed trough several owners all of them died prematurely." "And I can tell you why." "This so called Jade is emitting low level radiation." "Alfred, isn't Bruce Wayne about do for a trip to Metropolis?" "Yes, but do you think, this is an appropriate time?" "I would say: the timing couldn't be better." "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" "Ladies and gentleman of the press, if you stay calm, you may actually live to write about this." " Is the president secured?" " Copy." "We have already informed him about change in flight plans." "Let's make an example of this hero." "A very tragic example I'm afraid, Miss...?" " Lane." " Lane?" "Lois Lane?" " The one, Superman always saves?" " Afraid so." "Thanks for strapping me in." "Happy, I could help out, Mr. President." "I hope, I didn't shake you and the others up too badly." "I hate to say:" "I got used to it." "Am, Superman." "Yes?" "Am, how could I put this?" "I was just thinking..." "It would be nice to see each other when I wasn't..." "I don't know... falling out of a window or something." "Not that I'm not grateful for all the times you've helped me, you understand." " I understand." " You do?" "FIRST NATIONAL BANK" " It's the First National Bank." " You better go, people might... get hurt." "I understand, Lois." "Really you do?" "Yep, you are a complete moron." "Thank you, Superman," "I think I'm a total looser too." "Oh Jes'." "A grateful president with stocks heartfelt thanks to Metropolis' favorite son:" "Superman." "Favorite son..." "Mercy, start the car, I'm coming down." "Right away, Lex." "The office, now." "Swell, Mr. L." "Mr. L.?" "Mercy?" "Oh yes, she had a little accident." "All right Missy, I don't know what your game is, but I promise you, you'll pay dearly for this." "You are dead, do you hear me?" "Wow, mama, check out the cute hitchhiker." " Joker." " Lexy, old kid." "Do I have a deal for you." " Ooh, rich Corinthian leather." " What do you want?" "I sense we're kindred spirits, you and I." "Oh, there are differences to be sure." "Like hair." "But underneath it all, we are both entrepreneurs, men of vision." "We see an opportunity, we grab it." "Am I right?" "Right." "But in the past few weeks I've had a run of bad luck." "That luck, that wears a cape." "Thanks to that miserable, pointy eared, rodent:" "Batman." "All my operations in Gotham City have been shut down." "But you too have an overgrown bully in long underwear, which brings me to my little proposition." " I'm listening." "Pay me one billion dollars and I'll kill Superman." "What makes you think, you can kill Superman when you can't even handle a mere mortal in a Halloween costume?" "There is nothing near about that mortal." "besides I have read upon your flyboy, I know his weakness." "See, solid kryptonite." "You know, I can't be connected to this in any way." "Oh, you will be Mr. Clean." "I promise." "Deal?" "Deal." "LEXCORP AIR FIELD PRIVATE" "I hear Wayne's deal with Lexcorp could run into the billions." "He's a high roller." "I hear he is nothing but Gotham's trash." "Rich, spoiled and... absolutely gorgeous." "Mr. Wayne, Mr. Wayne!" "What brings you to Metropolis?" "How long will you stay?" "Quick, is my hair straight?" "Excuse me, aren't you the famous Lois Lane?" "Me?" "Famous?" "Hardly, I mean..." "This is Clark Kent." "Mr. Wayne." "I read all about your adventure on Air Force One." "You are quite a newsmaker." "Not more than you, which brings up the question of why you are in town." "Mr. Wayne, you car." "Maybe we can discuss it over dinner." "If you're available." "Totally." "I..." "I mean I think so." "I have to check my cal." "Yes." "Great." "I'll pick you up at 8." "More to figure, a guy named Weasel can cook this good?" "Ceasar Carlini, my old pal." "Well, I haven't seen you since..." "Wait, I've never seen you, have I?" "You need to get out more." " How is this clown?" " Not clown, Joker." "I'm in town on business and I need a place to hang my hat." "Try the motel of mine." "But it would be so much cosier at your place." " Like a sleepover." " Are you nuts?" "Kill him!" "Oh, can I play too?" "Carlini, all that spicy food." "You look a little gassy." "No!" "Stop!" "Adios, muchacho." "Holy guacamole." "Looks like, you need a new leader." "I nominate me." "I'm sec in nomination." "All opposed?" "They found him like this in the city dump." "The lights are on, but nobody is home." "But we know who did it." "He's telling us right now." "As you can see the Wayne-Lex T7 contravenes the most difficult terrain." "Never loosing sight of it's ultimate target." "14.8 seconds" "Congratulations." "This is your project too, you know." "Well I'm proud of the work both our teams have done." "These robots are gonna revolutionize unmanned space travel." "Actually they may be a use for them closer to home." "The Joint Chief has shown tremendous interest." "It doesn't take much imagination to envision these robots on the battlefield." "Except, I won't allow it." " What?" " I don't like guns." "Well, Bruce, I think I have something to say about this." "Not according to our deal." "All technological applications need my approval first." "Blame it on me, Lex." "Tell your pals at the Pentagon:" "I just don't have the imagination." "So he just appears, when there is trouble?" "No special signal?" "He is not like your Batman, thank goodness." "Then how do you contact him?" "Committing a felony helps." "Listen, you seem awfully interested in Superman, do you want me to fix you two up?" " Sorry." " No, I'm sorry." "it's just that I was hoping to get away from the subject of the man of steel for one night." "I've been a little too consumed with him lately." "Maybe we could change subjects." " No more man is tights?" " Deal." "HOB'S BAY BILLIARDS" "So just keep your ears open." "Let me know, if you hear any buzz about the Joker." "Sure thing Mr. Kent." "But which one?" "There're lots of jokers around here." "Hey, sweetheart, what are you, deaf?" "Come around." "What's going on?" "Who is he?" "What has happened?" "It's been a long time, Binko." "I heard your boss Carlini has been replaced." "We need to talk." "Get him!" "Where is the Joker?" "Who knows." "Making ha-ha with a Harley Quinn." "I don't know honest." "I never went back after he muscled him." "I don't want nothing to do with that clown." "That's enough." "I think you got your answer." "I heard you were crazy, I didn't think you were stupid." "Bruce Wayne?" "You peeped." "I won't have vigilantism in my town." "You'll be rid of me as soon as I find the Joker." "That may not be soon enough." "It doesn't take much, does it?" "The Joker has 20 pounds more, where this came from." "Thought you might like to know." " Hello." " Hi." "I just wanted to let you know I'm being late tomorrow." "I'm having breakfast with Bruce." "Isn't that special?" "Do I detect a note of disapproval?" "You are the one, who compared him to garbage." "Well, I was wrong." "He is very thoughtful and much deeper then the gossip mongers would lead you to believe." " You would be surprised." " Would I now?" "I'll let you go, so you can count sheep or whatever you Kansas boys dream about." "Bye." "Touché." "Senator declined comment." "Done." "And not a moment too soon." " Bruce, when did you...?" " How about, 3 paragraphs ago?" "I didn't want to distract you." "Ready to do the town?" "Give me a minute to see the chief, then I'm all yours." "Clark, keep an eye on Bruce." "Will you?" "I'll be right back." " Actually, Lois..." " Don't be intimidated regale him with mad cab tales of the nightlife in Smallville." " She never stops, does she?" " Not that I've noticed." "Any luck finding the comedian?" "Three nights, and so much as a green hair." "Of course you have been dividing you time between work and Lois." "Is that a problem?" "Let's just say I'm a concerned." "Your reputation is dubious." " In and out of costume." " Don't worry." "I'm taking Lois quite seriously." "Besides it seems to me, you had your chance." "So, Mr. Wayne, ready to sweep me off my feet?" "Be seein' you." " This city is gorgeous at night." " Is it?" "I wasn't looking at the city." "Lois, about Clark Kent." "Are you and he...?" "I mean..." "No, Bruce, your only competition flew away some time ago." "My, you do live dangerously." "Don't you realize you are moving in on Superman's main squeeze?" "And then I said... huh?" "They've guns." "Take your hands off her, you..." "See if there is street pizza." "In this town some flying fool could've caught him." "Well, aren't we tenacious?" "Catch you next time, Brucie." "Swell." "Now Gotham sending us their wackos." "Don't worry, Mr. Wayne, the SCU will get her back safe and sound." "Thank you, inspector." "You realize she is just a bait." "I'll be careful." "Careful won't cut it." "With Joker expect the unexpected." "Maybe, you should've remembered that." "Think of it, Miss Lane." "This rock is more precious than gold." "One tincy chip will go for thousands on the collectors market." "After it killed your flyboy." "You sick, demented, murdering freak." "How rude!" "Half for now and half for later." "You have got a front row seat for the story of the century, my dear:" "the death of Superman." "S.C.U, Turpin." "Out of the screen, turnip." "I wanna talk to the boy in blue." "You've got something to say, clown?" "Say it to..." "I'm here, Joker." "What've you done with Lois Lane?" "She is right here, Superman." "And she would love to see you." "Want to know where here is?" "Don't blink!" "YOU ARE HERE!" " Got the picture, Supi?" "I AM HERE!" " Come alone." "No cops, or little Lois dies laughing." "Wait, what picture?" "What did he mean?" "More powerful then a locomotive." "And just about as subtle." "I'm flattered, you put on your Sunday best." " Where is she, Joker?" " Forget about Lois." "Fix your eyes on this." "Now I'll ask you, once more." "DANGER" "I don't understand, I had it all planned so perfectly." " Oh wait, that's it." " What?" "Silly me." "I forgot the acid." "What's the matter, Supi?" "No steam left in the old locomotive?" "I hope you're taking notes." "Not now!" "But Puddin', Batman is heading your way." "Get out." "Pardon my hasty exit." "We have a pass control problem." "Feel free to expire any time." "I'll be back in a moment." "Two for the prize of one." "I love it." "And the best part is, you are all going out with a smile." "Happy ending!" "Hydrochloride acid." "It would take a week, to eat trough the wall." "No, wait. kryptonite." "Snap out of it, Kent, or Joker gets the last laugh." "Keep you heads down." " They are loose." " That's not fair." "It's over, Joker." "It hasn't begun, Supi." "He has got to be kidding." " They're grenades." " Expect the unexpected." "Thank you." "I couldn't have saved Lois without you help." "I'm aware of that." "Bruce, Bruce Wayne, he was with me when Joker..." " Is he all right?" "Do you know?" " He is fine." "Just fine." "I wish to assure all of Metropolis that this explosion was not nuclear and presents no danger to the community." "Now, if you'll excuse me." "What about the Joker, Mr. Luthor?" " I have a question." " You heard the man." "What could have possessed me to trust that clown?" "Hello, Mr. J., I'm Batman." "Eat me, eat me, eat me!" "I know you are trying to cheer me up, Harley." "But you see." "Any time I blow a billion dollar deal... it really kills my appetite." "Honestly, Lex, don't you think I feel bad enough already?" "You maniac, you idiot, how dare you use one of my laboratories for your...?" "Harley!" "Put him down, baldy." "Mercy!" "Here's for that punch in the face." "Can't we discuss this like gentlemen?" "Listen to little Miss Can't-Take-A-Joke!" "Thank you, have a seat, please." "Bansai!" "You owe me an explanation." "The lab was a perfect setup." "How would I know that Batman would show up?" " Batman?" " He followed you to Metropolis?" "Right, like it's my fault." "Look, I've still got half the kryptonite." "I can still finish the job." "But if I have to go with two man in tights, the prize goes up." "Unacceptable." "If you can't handle some mental case in a fright mask... our deal is off." "Mercy, let's go." "Keep in mind:" "this is your last chance." " How are you doing, sugar?" " A-okay, Mr. J." "Hey, Smallville, come in." "What's up?" "I see, you are holding up after last night." "I've been..." "I didn't realize you had company." "Whoa, you might at least tell me why you stopped by." "I have been nosing around." "I think I may know why the Joker is suddenly after Superman." "Well, don't keep us in suspense." "I think he is in cahoots with your boyfriend's business partner." " With Lex?" "Are you sure?" " I can't prove it, yet." "I suppose I could ask him." "What?" "Who?" " What do you want?" " Information... regarding a mutual of Queens." "What are you talking about?" "I don't know any..." "You know exactly who I mean." "Where is he?" "What kind of deal have you made with him?" "I don't..." "I..." " Mr. Luthor, are you all right?" " Who is in there?" " Open up!" " He is in trouble." " The door is locked." " I have the keys." "Think about it, I'll be back." "All right, break it in." " Mr. Luthor?" " Get out!" "Contact the clown immediately." "It appears we'll have to deal with his friend after all." "A transfer?" "Just to the Planet's Gotham city bureau." "Does this mean, you and Bruce..." "We haven't made a formal commitment or anything, but... yeah it's that serious." "Hey!" "Chin up, Smallville, with me out of the picture you might get a shot of stardom." "Lois!" "Clark!" "I just got word:" "the cruise ship S.S.Atlantis is sending a distress call 200 miles off shore." "Wow!" "Exactly." "Call the Coast Guard to confirm, and the cruise line for a statement." "You are not out of here yet, Lane." "LAFF NIGHT AT HOBBS BAY" "What the devil is he up to now?" "A change of attire, sir?" "How fast can we get to Hobbs Bay?" "If I may be so bold." "When you're home, sir." " What's the problem, captain?" " What do you mean?" "You sent out a distress call, didn't you?" "Not on my authorization." "There is the culprit." "It's broadcasting an electronic beacon." "If one of my crew is responsible for this prank, they..." "What is it?" "What's happening?" "Whoever sent that distress signal, he just provided a distress." "Copy that, copy that." "Suffering from propulsion envy, Batboy?" "TARGET IDENTIFIED" "Think of it as a welcome wagon, that's welcoming you to the nearest mortuary." "This could be a fair fight after all." "And who wants to see that?" "Evening, Miss Lane." "Where is Mr. Kent?" "Probably out asking some corn." " Miss Lane?" " Yeah, I'm still here." "Superman is towing the ship to harbor?" "Can you find out, how close he is?" "Yeah, I'll hold." "Let me guess, you are the only one here." "Is there something I should know?" " How do I contact Superman?" " He is out at sea." "Never around, when you need him." "Stay here, I'm the one it's after." "Bruce?" "So when were you going to tell me... the honeymoon?" "Stay back." "Did I miss anything?" "Report to get the target acquisition negative," "Mr. Luthor." "Sorry." "He survived." "He lasted long enough for Superman to save him." " Then they have the robot." " I know." "But, Lex, they will trace it back to you." "I know." "Call the clown, I need one last meeting." "How could you have lied to me like that?" "Now, I never actually said I wasn't Batman." "You wanna know what really galls me?" "I mean beside the fact that the new man in my life is really two men it's that I'm sitting on the hottest story of the year:" "Batman unmasked!" "And there is not a blessed thing I can do about it." "Then you really do love me." "I'll get some iodine for that scrape." "Burning, stinging iodine." " I see, she is taking it well." " It's ironic, you know." "She likes Bruce Wayne and she likes Superman." "It's the other to guys she's not crazy about." "Too bad, we can't mix and match." "I'm not used to being rescued." "Thanks." " I owed you one." " That robot tonight." "It came from Lexcorp, I can prove it." "That's why I'm here." "I figured you might want to help me bring Luthor in." "A partnership?" "You are joking." "Actually I'm having trouble finding Luthor and I thought you might have some ideas." "I might." "She is not going to like this." "Me leaving so soon for another fight." "Tell me about it." "That cut on you shoulder look pretty nasty, Bruce." "I know a good doctor, who..." "Oh, no." "Has to be done." "I don't suppose a stern lecture on unnecessary risk taking is going to sway you." "Sorry." "I didn't think so." "Just be..." "careful." "Look at all the toys." "Santa's been good to you, Lex." "Joker, we've got serious problems." "A flying wing. 20 times bigger than Batman's." "And knowing you, a 100 times as lethal." "Joker, did you bring the rest of the kryptonite?" "Right here, chromedome." "What's the plan?" "Payback." "What's so funny?" "Don't you get it, Harl?" "We're being set up to take the fall." " He can't do that." " Oh, no?" "How does this sound?" "When I heard that one of my robots had been commandeered to kill Batman" "I personally came here to investigate and much to my surprise..." "I found you two." "It'd be your word against Puddin's." "I..." "I mean Mr. J's." "Somehow, poodle," "I don't think we are gonna get the chance to say much." "You..." "You mean, he's going to kill us?" "No, she is." "I abhor violence." "Now this is funny, Mr. J." "Except we are never gonnacollect our billion bugs now." "True, but I see a delightful conciliation price." "Nothing, but a nice, big smile." "All done." "I love to personalize all my stuff." "Very amusing." "So how much is it going to cost me to get out of this?" "I'm not a material guy, Lexy." "No." "What I want now is for you to know what it feels like to lose everything you have." "Everything you've ever built." "Like I lost everything to old Batboy." "We've incoming bats and flyboy." "I will be right in." "Bye, bye." "See anything?" "Luthor has been liming his buildings with lead." "It blocks my x-ray vision." "Well, there's always the direct approach." "You're learning." "A little distraction would be useful right now, wouldn't you say, Lexy?" "I think your toys can handle this by themselves." "Besides I hate to spoil my new paintjob." "Now, lets see here..." "Ignition." "Couldn't have done better myself." "It helps if you're prepared." "Where's Luthor?" "Joker took him in the Lex wing." "He said he'd make him lose everything he ever built." "Luthor has built half of Metropolis." "Go after the Joker." "I shouldn't be long." "How does it feel, Lexy boy?" "Everything with your name on it is going to be rumble." "Batman." "It's always Batman." "What you got in the way of air-to-air missiles, Lex?" "You're asking me for help?" "If I go down, you go down." "It's a red switch." "Which red..." "Ah the heck with it." "Lead limed door." "I'll have to thank Luthor." "Who's flying this thing?" "Do something for gods sake." "Inny, miny, miney, moo." "It's gonna blow." "I'll get Quinn, you take Luthor." " Pudding." " At this point he probably is." "Hello." "This is Angela Chen." "Though the search for Jokers body continues the Coast Guard reports it is extremely unlikely, that Gotham's most notorious criminal survived the crash." "In related news billionaire Lex Luthor was again rigorously grilled by the D.A.'s office over his alleged connection to the Joker's rampage." "His statements have been questioned both by local law officials and industrialist Bruce Wayne, who announced the immediate termination of his partnership with Lexcorp." "And in a later note" "Joker's accomplice Harley Quinn was returned to Arkham Asylum for another round of rehabilitation." "I want a layer!" "I want a doctor!" "I wanna cheese sandwich!" "Now that's funny." "I still wish you change your mind about Gotham." "I adore you Bruce, but now there is a lot about you I don't know and" "I'm not sure I wanna know." " I understand." " Take care of yourself." "Come to make sure, I'm leaving?" "Actually I thought we worked pretty well together." "Not that I wanna make it a regular event." "She's all yours now." "If you can handle that." "But you better be good to her." "Because I know where you live."