"Babies, dishes, kids - it's not you." "What's that?" "The ring." "I mean, you can't be..." "We're still..." "We're still nothing, Justin." "This is my daughter Lucy." "Actually, we've met at the pub." "Yeah, I've taken a few shifts as a bouncer." "Really?" "What do you want?" "Divorce papers." "If you just sign 'em, we can sort the rest." "I shouldn't work." "I know what people say about mums like me." "Come on." "That's stupid." "You're good at what you do." "You've gotta work." "Hi." "I believe my husband's here." "Name?" "Mark." "Mark Oliver." "I know you probably think I'm just saying this, but this is completely out of character for him." "We were at this primary school trivia night." "He's not a criminal." "I can explain." "Sort of." "Motor accident victim." "Unconscious at the scene." "BP's 76 over 52." "Heart rate's 122." "Uh, severe bruising around the upper left abdomen." "Get her up to radiology now." "I was trying to open the jam." "I only gave it a tap on the bench and, oh..." "Should we do something about that?" "Yes, I'm just admitting Mr Hoffman." "OK, so why don't we fix the lacerated hand first and then deal with the paperwork?" "Come with me." "Yes." "What's your name?" "Uh, Bill Hoffman." "Uh, if we can get this up before Mum gets home from work, we'll have pancakes for brekkie." "Ugh." "Said 'easy to assemble' on the box." "It shouldn't... come down." "And then..." "No." "OK, up we go." "Look, there we go." "Like that." "And then I think that..." "Oh." "Do you think we should..." "Do you think we should call your mum again?" "You a doctor or a nurse?" "Doctor." "Female doctor?" "Amazing, isn't it?" "You got kids?" "A little girl." "How's that work?" "She must miss Mum." "OK." "All done." "You'll be right to go." "Excuse me, I've gotta take this." "I'm sorry, James hasn't turned up and we're short-staffed." "Did you give her the present?" "Yep." "Yeah." "Just having a few little construction issues." "Um, look, I'm gonna have to get her to school." "Oh, it's her birthday!" "I wanted to see her." "Can you put her on?" "Yeah, sure." "It's Mama." "Hi!" "Hi, baby girl." "Happy birthday!" "The good news is that the swelling in the brain has really subsided." " And..." " # Jolly good fellow!" "* And so say all of us Especially Mum" "* And so say all of us Especially Mum" "* And so say... *" "Um, OK, bye, baby." "Bye!" "I am in there with a relative of a motor accident victim and all we can hear is your singing." "Sorry, traffic, madness!" "I can still make it." "OK." "Where..." "Abi!" "I'll call." "Excuse me." "Excuse me!" "Ah, Miss Looby?" "Oh, Mr Albert." "Thanks for coming." "Please, have a seat." "Never a problem before school." "We're always early." "And please, please call me Kane." "You'll have a lot more of them after trivia tomorrow." "It's gonna be a great night." "Justin Baynie's agreed to be host." "We aim to raise enough money to put a computer in every classroom." "Mr Albert, I've been speaking to Stella's teacher." "Stella's been exhibiting some unusual behaviour in class." "She's a very creative girl." "Ever since she was little." "She's being a cat." "Sorry?" "In class." "She's being a cat." "Well, she's six." "That sounds normal." "She miaows, purrs, creeps around the room on all fours." "Oh, she's got a great imagination, very funny." "Maybe at first." "It's been a week." "We've had nothing but "Miaow!"" "Is everything OK at home?" "Ugh." "Ugh." "Ah!" "You kidding me?" "!" "Really?" "Bell's already rung." "I don't think Mama's gonna make it." "I think she might have been..." "Mummy!" "Happy birthday, gorgeous girl!" "Mwah!" "Now, I couldn't get cupcakes, but I did get your favourite chocolate brownies to share with the class." "Hi, Mark." "I just noticed the box, Beaumann Bakehouse." "Don't their brownies have nuts?" "Walnuts, not peanuts." "Oh, there's a blanket rule at this school about the entire nut family." "Come on, Pop, we better get you off to class." "Have a good day, gorgeous." "I'm so sorry." "How rude." "I'm Georgina, Zoe's mum." "You must be mysterious Abi." "Mysterious?" "Well, you're never here, that's all." "I always joke with Mark that maybe he's made you up, don't I?" "We made that joke once." "It's not like an ongoing thing." "Hilarious." "An anaphylactic reaction is extremely rare with walnuts." "I'm not sure the kids are gonna wanna eat these." "You have in-jokes with other mothers about my lack of involvement with my child?" "No." "That was..." "Look, Poppy's fine with you working." "She's used to you not being around." "OK, that came out wrong." "Maybe if you just mash them together like a big brownie birthday cake." "Hey, I think you need to step away from the brownies." "They've gone." "They've flatlined." "Hello?" "But I only just left the hos..." "See?" "That's you." "There you go." "I told you I don't do books." "You can't get a question package off the internet." "People have their phones." "It's too easy to cheat." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey!" "Don't you have uni?" "Don't have my car." "I'm doing lectures online." "Where's your car?" "At the mechanic's." "Transmission's gone." "Oh, that's boring." "Yeah, well, I'm stuck here." "Well, that's cool." "You can help Justin with the trivia questions." "We've got pies to deliver." "Oh, hang on." "No, she can't." "You can take these with ya." "Angie's asleep." "I can just, you know, use 'em here." "Oh, well, Lucy's coming to trivia." "She can't know the questions." "That's cheating." "Why would I cheat?" "You just need to focus on your studies, not hanging around here." "Oh, with me?" "With anyone." "I'm the only one here." "There you go - she's awake." "Well, you can take 'em with you." "Seriously, mate, they're all yours." "Bill Hoffman, the guy who hurt his hand on the jam jar, that's his daughter over there, she's here to pick him up." "Well, where is he?" "Well, that's what I'm hoping you'll tell me." "I, uh, stitched his hand and took a phone call." "No, you left him to sing 'Happy Birthday'." "I was gonna go back and check on him but James arrived." "I had to go." "It's Poppy's birthday." "Well, I know, but you were the last to see him." "What did you say to him?" "I might have mentioned he could go home, but I presumed he knew that was once he'd been through the proper processes." "The proper processes?" "You wouldn't even let me admit him, if you remember." "And now I'M looking for a patient that according to MY records never even existed." "And funnily enough, admin are asking questions." "You know, he's diabetic, he's insulin-dependent, he has no insulin on him." "I fixed his hand." "I just hope he's not in a coma somewhere." "Daddy!" "Hello." "Mwah." "Zoe's mum made me a cake." "Oh." "I felt so bad about the brownies this morning and I was in to help with readings." "It was a butterfly with pink icing." "Oh, you didn't need to do that." "Oh, no big deal." "Whipped it up." "I'm always baking." "Come on, Zo-Zo." "Bye, Mike." "And I had three pieces." "That's great." "I think we might keep this our little secret, eh?" "What do you think?" "Have you ever had feline issues with your kid?" "What?" "Stella's being a cat." "Well, what do you expect?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "'Cause Tom and I are gay, our kid's a cat?" "Did I say that?" "Stella." "Stellaaaa!" "Whootchoo!" "How ARE you?" "Good." "Have a good day?" "Mm-hm." "Hello!" "We're home." "Hi, guys." "Look what I made." "I thought we could have a special afternoon tea for your birthday." "More cakes?" "No, cupcakes, darling." "You love cupcakes, remember?" "Do you wanna lick the bowl?" "Yum." "I thought you'd be asleep, staying up all night." "I lost a patient." "I was supposed to discharge him and now they can't find him and..." "Ow." "You know what, I don't want to talk about work." "Mmm." "Today is a special afternoon where we all get to be together for Poppy's birthday!" "Mwah." "My tummy hurts." "Oh." "Uh..." "So I had a chat to Miss Looby today." "She said that sometimes in class, well, actually all the time, you like to be a cat." "Is that right?" "I forget." "What's that under your jumper?" "Nothing." "Stella, did you take something from the shop?" "Show me." "Cat food?" "Poor little munchkin." "Are you OK?" "Mwah." "She doesn't have a temperature." "Yeah, I, um..." "I don't think she's sick." "I think she ate too much cake." "Georgina made her a cake." "The nut woman?" "Yeah." "I was gonna tell you, I just didn't want you to get upset." "Why would it upset me?" "I'm not upset." "It's fine." "It's a cake." "It is weird, though, don't you think?" "Some random woman making our daughter a cake." "Yeah, but, um, the thing is..." "Who's that?" "That's the thing." "Look, she invited herself to dinner." "I mean, she made Poppy a cake, what could I say?" "No." "It's just a kids' dinner." "The nut woman?" "Yeah." "I'm pretty sure she's bringing the husband as well." "The... the nut man." "Look, she's done me..." "us a lot of favours." "You know, she's driven the kids to ballet and to the pool." "The house is a mess." "We all smell of vomit." "What am I supposed to give them?" "Oh, no, she's bringing a casserole." "Of course she is." "Mmm." "Fwoo!" "Jeez, those kids are quiet." "I stuck a DVD on." "Hope that's OK." "We don't normally do TV." "That's fine." "Special treat." "As long as she doesn't think the same thing goes at home." "We do craft for quiet time at home." "Special mother-daughter time." "We made the three little pigs yesterday just from a few toilet rolls and pipe cleaners." "Cute." "So, Abigail, Georgie tells me you work." "Full-time." "She's a doctor." "Emergency, isn't it?" "I take my hat off to you." "It must be SO hard working, being completely disconnected from your child." "I'm not disconnected!" "She's... she's connected." "Where do you find that..." "that quality time with your family?" "I hardly manage it and I don't even work." "You know, we were, um... ooh... we've been thinking about getting a new dishwasher." "Don't know whether to get an Australian one or a Kiwi one." "If you, um... if you stack the plates the other way, you'll..." "It's not important." "You haven't even built the princess castle properly." "Yeah, I'll finish it tomorrow." "It's not her birthday tomorrow." "It's her birthday today and no-one built a castle for her." "She had no quality time." "No-one did craft with her." "She was force-fed cake by a stranger and finished the day vomiting." "Where does this bit go?" "You wanna fix it now at 11:30 at night?" "Does it say what to do with this?" "Well, I told you the instructions are in Spanish." "So?" "Well, I don't speak Spanish." "Can't you try?" "You want me to learn Spanish now?" "What were they even doing in our house?" "Look, I had no choice." "I know she comes across as..." "She doesn't come across as anything." "She's a pig!" "Well, I think we all got that you weren't a fan." "How could you NOT defend me?" "Look, I know she's got a few sort of weird ideas, but this is what it's like at school." "You've suddenly got to be nice to all these people that you wouldn't normally hang out with because your kids are friends, or your brother-in-law is on the PC, or they drive your kids to ballet 'cause your wife's never around to do it." "I'm tired." "I didn't mean it like... that." "Where are you going?" "I have to study for my specialist exams." "You're going in there?" "It's very peaceful." "No-one to judge me." "Abi?" "Goodnight." "12 books on raising children and not one of them mentions cat food." "Are you still obsessing over that?" "Do you think she was going to eat it?" "No, of course not." "What?" "Do you?" "Do you ever worry we're not enough for her?" "Why would you think that?" "I don't know." "Maybe she needs a role model." "A female one." "You got there from this?" "Kane, I can't talk." "Do you remember when Tom and I said we were gonna take care of Stella?" "You said you'd love to be her female role model if she ever needed one." "Um..." "You're her aunt." "You're supposed to be an inspiration." "Are you sacking me as a role model?" "All I'm saying is, it's hard to inspire when you're never around." "Steady on, will ya?" "Bill!" "They found him, Bill Hoffman?" "He'd gone down into the car park looking for his daughter." "Oh, what a relief!" "No, he fell down the fire stairs and broke his leg." "He's been in the fire stairs all night long." "Hey, look, the board want to talk." "Gerry Lutonstein wants to video conference you in on today's board meeting." "Why?" "Am I being disciplined?" "Now it's about your career you're concerned, but when it was about the patient..." "That's not fair." "I was promoted to nurse unit manager and already I've lost a patient." "It is not a good look for me." "Not that you've acknowledged that or even asked me how I'm doing." "Right." "I'm sorry." "Lutonstein's calling at 2:00." "Slow down, we're going backwards." "What's with the jukebox anyway?" "It's a back-to-school theme." "I'm not dressing up." "I don't do dress-ups." "Catch." "What are these?" "Car keys for Lucy." "Yeah, she said she was having car trouble and I don't have a license, so... she may as well borrow mine." "Justin, Lucy's trying to get a law degree under her belt." "Be a shame for her to get distracted." "Isn't that what your 20s is all about?" "What?" "Getting distracted?" "So, Abi spent the whole night in the castle last night." "Wouldn't get out." "Is that the same as spending the night on the couch?" "That's way worse." "She was pretty grumpy on the phone." "What did you do wrong?" "Nothing." "Well, doesn't matter what you did." "Just apologise." "Take full responsibility." "Flowers." "She likes flowers." "Nah, it's gone way beyond flowers." "She spent the night in a fort." "You gotta make the grand gesture." "You've already gone the grand gesture with the whole proposal thing." "What have I got left?" "Nothing." "Lingerie." "Lingerie?" "No, that's for me." "That's not for her." "It's a win-win." "Everybody's happy." "No, there's too many things that could go wrong." "I don't know her bra size." "10B." "Sorry?" "She'd be a 10B." "How would you know that?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Can we not?" "This is my sister we're talking about." "Are you saying you could look at any woman and you'd know...?" "Alright." "Hey, psst." "What about her?" "12C." "I can't tell from here, but, you know, if that's true, wow." "Wow!" "Who else do you know?" "Excuse me." "Can we get back to work?" "Sure." "Hi, Mr Hoffman." "Do you remember me?" "No." "I, um..." "I fixed your hand." "Anyway, um..." "I just wanted to say I'm sorry you got lost." "I was talking to my little girl on the phone." "It was her birthday yesterday and I'd been working all night and I just really wanted to get home and see her before she went to school." "And I think you were right." "I think she does REALLY miss me, and I hate that." "And, um..." "So are you gonna make me a cup of tea or what?" "Uh, yeah, sure, um..." "I'll see what I can do." "Looking good, guys." "I know you've got your pies, but I've done a few batches of miniquiches for befores." "Oh, that's nice, but I think we'll be..." "I heard about Stella." "I'm so sorry." "What?" "Her little cat problem." "She's always struggled, hasn't she, Stella?" "No." "Hmm." "Didn't she repeat?" "May birthday." "She was young." "Have you thought about one of those alternative hippie schools?" "She might fit in better." "I'm sure they love cats." "Georgina, can you move out of the way, please?" "Oh, sorry." "Mark." "I didn't see you." "Thank you for dinner." "It was SO great to finally meet Abi." "I've organised for us to be on your table tonight." "Great." "Ohh... table's full." "Isn't it, guys?" "Yeah." "Bummer." "Sorry." "No, no, no." "No, there are 10 on a table." "Even with us, you'll have a spare." "If she's on our table, I am dead." "Abi will kill me." "You've gotta stop tip-toeing around her." "You know what you are?" "A SNAG." "That's what they want, isn't it?" "Sensitive, non-angry..." "Nah." "That's what women claim they want." "Deep down they want a gladiator." "What?" "Well, Abi's got a bit on at the moment." "You ain't working." "Exams." "She's tired and emotional." "It's like when Gemma had Tilda." "You know what I did?" "I physically picked her up and threw her in the sack." "OK, I don't wanna know." "To sleep, you idiot." "Best thing I ever did." "That's what they want." "Take control." "Gladiator?" "Yeah, think Russell." "Dr Albert, I'm here with the board." "Perhaps you could explain how this incident occurred?" "First, can I just say that the unit manager, Gemma Horne, was not responsible?" "She's a great manager." "The first one they've had that's on the ground working." "This had ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with her." "Dr Albert, Bill Hoffman's daughter is suing the hospital for a significant amount of money." "They're suing?" "But I just saw him." "You spoke to the patient?" "Morning." "James, where's Abi?" "Yeah, she's in there, but you shouldn't go in." "Thank you." "I really value my position here." "It was a busy shift." "I took..." "My wife needs me." "But it won't happen again." "You are coming home." "You need sleep and I'm not taking no for an answer." "You lost a patient." "Just 'cause this place is run by disorganised idiots." "Mark, Mark!" "Mark, Mark, Mark." "Meet Gerry Lutonstein, the chairman of the board." "I'm video conferencing with the hospital's board of directors." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "I'm Mark." "Oh, I think we were supposed to bring a plate." "Um, I think they meant something a little more gourmet than chips." "But, you know, chips are good." "Chips are chock-full of..." "He marches into the hospital, humiliates me in front of the entire board and NOW he criticises my chips." "I know..." "Hi, guys." "Georgina, hi." "Pete's just parking the car." "Isn't it great we're all together again?" "Sorry?" "Didn't Mark tell you?" "We're on your table." "Ooh, you brought chips." "How fun." "So I open the shed door and there she is, hiding this little stray." "She didn't think I was gonna let her keep it." "That's why she was acting like a cat." "Turns out she's normal." "I'm normal." "We're both normal." "Beer, please." "No, yeah, a large one." "How's the fearless gladiator?" "Put it this way... the crowd have given me the thumbs down quite a few times." "The night's still young." "Cheap chardy?" "When you put it like that." "I heard you took the rap for the Bill Hoffman thing." "You didn't have to do that." "Yeah, I did." "Well, I appreciate it." "Justin." "Hey." "Hey, look at you." "Spunky!" "Yeah." "What is this?" "Yeah." "Um, thank you for the car." "Was actually wondering if your dad was gonna give you the keys." "He did." "OK." "Cool." "So if you ever need a lift anywhere." "Cool." "Hi." "Hey." "Um..." "Nicola, this is Lucy." "Lucy, this is my... and..." "Hi." "Hi." "Uh, so we sold the house, which is good news." "Got a decent price for this market." "Might cover some of those debts of yours." "We settle in four weeks, so you've gotta be out by then, OK?" "Nice shorts." "That's your home?" "Where will you live?" "You know what, I'll..." "I'll figure something out." "You know?" "Always do." "Can't you figure out this whole custody thing without going to court?" "Believe me, I've tried." "You punched him, so was that part of trying?" "Apart from that." "G'day, mate." "Georgina's quiches." "She wants them put there." "Oh, OK." "Right." "How's it going, the new job?" "You still the great woman behind the mediocre men?" "Like you cannot believe." "Hi, guys." "Hi." "Nice outfit." "Thank you." "This is my old uniform." "Can you believe I still fit into it after all these years?" "Wow." "And these are my original prefect badges." "Oh, you were a prefect?" "I was vice captain." "Can you believe it?" "No?" "Really?" "Mm-hm." "Wow." "Do you want a canape?" "I'll just move that." "Welcome, everyone, to Nepean South's Back to School Trivia Madness." "And our host for this evening needs no further introduction." "I give you Justin Baynie." "Whoa!" "Thank you." "Yeah, alright." "Thank you." "Thank you for having me." "OK, so it seems I'm in charge." "So, please, everyone behave." "I know the champagne's flowing but please stay sitting at your table with your bums in the chair and be quiet." "OK?" "Oi, you, man in blue." "Mate, you're not sitting down." "Can we deduct five points from that table, please?" "Who's ready for some trivia?" "I said are we ready for some trivia?" "Good!" "Alright." "Rock'n'roll." "Now, there's a gladiator." "Question one..." "OK, round two, question six... who was known as the one true king of the Britons?" "King Arthur." "I'm pretty sure when he pulled the sword out of the stone it meant he was, like, the divine sovereign or something." "He hasn't asked one sport question." "Not one." "Uh... five points deducted from table four." "Gentleman using iPhone." "Repeat offender." "OK." "Next question... the camel is related to which other animal?" "A, the horse." "B, the sheep." "C, the alpaca." "D, the goat." "It's alpaca." "How do YOU know?" "Well, it started with A." "We've had Aegean, we've had Adelaide, we've had alfalfa, King Arthur..." "He didn't get past A in the encyclopedia." "Next question - who won the bronze medal for the women's archery in the 1988 Seoul Olympics?" "Mark, sports question - all yours." "No." "Who knows anything about women's archery?" "Oh, because it's a woman, it's not important?" "Yeah, Mark, I find that offensive." "You said you had sports covered." "I've done all the literature and science." "And he got alfalfa." "Gemma got both the entertainment questions." "OK, well, I know that Viktor Ruban the Ukrainian got gold at Beijing." "That's not the question, mate." "I thought you were a sports nut." "Hey, nobody knows who gets bronze." "Nobody cares." "Who'd like some more chardy?" "Yes." "I'll have a beer, actually." "Tell me we came first." "I really need a win tonight." "Still counting the scores, but "something starting with A" is not an answer." "You didn't make it to B... in the encyclopedias." "Yeah, but I can tell you a shitload about the Argentinean armadillo." "Justin Baynie..." "Oh." "Can I cut in here?" "Um, I'm OK." "Are you gonna say no to the assistant principal..." "Justin Baynie?" "Whoo." "Aarggh!" "She says I don't support." "I support." "Hey, does that..." "What is she doing?" "Does that look... normal?" "What, dancing?" "No, that's not just dancing." "That's..." "That looks like sexy dancing." "No, that looks like cheap wine and sleep deprivation, that's what that looks like." "Did he just dip her?" "He just dipped her." "That's it." "I'm cutting in." "No, no, I'm the dancer." "This is..." "Sit down, Travolta." "Oh, 'cause everybody knows that Yun Young Sook got bronze in '88." "Still get a new laptop, though." "Who gets to keep it?" "We'll donate it back to the school, yeah?" "The whole night's been about raising money for computers." "So?" "We made the prizes computers hoping that people would donate them back." "Right, OK, cool." "You guys don't want it but I could do with a new laptop." "It's not that we don't WANT it." "It's just the right thing to do." "Says who?" "Listen, mate, everybody here worked very hard to make tonight happen, including your missus." "It's all been for the school." "And we've raised money for the school." "But I'm keeping the laptop." "Come on." "Hmm." "Once he gets something in his head." "I can't believe she went along with that." "Well, she likes him." "Some wives LIKE their husbands." "Don't even start with me." "What is it with the bickering with you two?" "You're putting me off marriage." "Life's too short for Pete Rivers." "Well, Abi seemed to think he was a pretty special dancer." "You're seriously gonna go there?" "OK, you know what, we're gonna go before you two kill each other." "Are you off?" "Yeah." "I'm gonna stick around and help clean up." "You, move." "I'll see ya later." "Oops." "Nobody got Yun Young Sook!" "Nobody." "Hey, Lucy?" "You off?" "Yeah." "Going home." "Stuff." "Hey, I've got a question for you." "Ooh, haven't you asked enough tonight?" "Do you wanna go out?" "What, like on a date?" "Yeah, yeah." "A bit like that." "I mean, come on, easiest question of the night." "Well, are we talking multiple choice?" "OK, well, you've got A, yes, I do." "B, yes, that would be awesome." "Or C, just yeah." "And D?" "All of the above." "OK, I say that we go around to Pete Dickhead Rivers' house and demand it back." "Are you serious?" "He's drunk." "Well, it is OUR laptop, OK?" "We want to donate it back to the school." "Did you see how upset Abi was?" "She was..." "With him or with you?" "Gladiator." "What's he talking about?" "What would Russell do?" "Look at the size of this place." "Clearly they need that laptop." "Not." "OK, can someone please tell me what the plan is?" "I've got a court case in two weeks." "No, we're not doing anything illegal, alright?" "We get in, we get the gear, we get out." "There's no need for physical violence." "It's all about... implied menace." "Good evening." "We don't want any trouble." "Just hand us the gear and we'll, uh... we'll get out of your hair." "What gear?" "The laptop." "That what you had in mind?" "Come on, Maximus, time to go home." "Hey, I'm gonna walk." "Get in the car." "I'm gonna walk." "Hopefully Abi will be asleep by the time I get home." "Fair enough." "Ta-da." "Mmm." "Mmm." "Ahh." "There!" "And there." "Yeah." "Hmm." "Oh!" "Ahh!" "Oh!" "Yeah, that's it." "Aghh!" "Ahh!" "Ahh." "Oh!" "Pete!" "Pete, call the police now!" "I did it for you." "What?" "I was trying to support you." "I knew you were all, you know, grumpy about the laptop." "The laptop wasn't the main issue." "Yeah, I was wondering about that." "All that stuff just seemed... too complicated." "This was something that I could fix." "I don't want you to fix everything." "That's not what I'm asking." "I just wanna know that..." "that you're on my side." "That you get where I'm coming from." "I HATE missing out on Poppy!" "I get jealous of you seeing her all the time." "You're not missing out." "You're busy." "Do you remember that week when she was about 18 months old and I had that mad week at work where I didn't see her?" "At the end of the week, she turned to me and she said..." "".." "I want Weet-Bix."" "She could talk." "She went from being a baby to a person who had opinions about cereal, bang, in one week." "You know, the next thing she's gonna turn to me and say she's moving out." "She's five." "It's only 12 more Christmases." "Yeah, but you hate Christmas." "Do you know what?" "I get you." "Yeah." "I have to admit, no-one's ever stolen a laptop for me before." "Really?" "I'm kind of wowed." "So that's better than lingerie?" "Oh, no, I'm open to gifts." "Bribery of any description." "The constable said you can go - no charges." "As long as you promise to NEVER annoy him again." "I can do that." "Oi, bro, come look at this." "Shall we bust out?" "Beddy-byes now." "Thanks for letting me keep the kitten." "We love you." "You're totally allergic to this bloody cat, aren't you?" "Totally." "Night, Dad." "Goodnight." "Hey." "Hmm?" "Do you wanna know something weird?" "Mmm." "There were four in the bed." "* And the little one said... *" "No, no, no." "At Pete Rivers' house." "I'd broken in, right?" "Mmm." "I'm crawling along the floor." "I get the laptop, trying really careful not to look at what's going on in the bed." "I hear this noise." "I look up." "No?" "!" "Yeah." "FOUR in the bed?" "Eight feet." "Oh!" "Oh, my God!" "Do you think... do you think that's why they came here?" "To dinner?" "Why they've been stalking us?" "They have been sussing us out for swinging action." "Oh!" "Oh, that is awesome!" "Why didn't they choose us, then?" "What's wrong with us?" "Yeah." "We're a catch, aren't we?" "My dancing - my sexy dancing!" "Your very hot moves with Pete." "How could he pass that up?" "Yeah." "I mean, it's not like we'd go there, but..." "Oh, no." "No, please." "Would have been nice to be asked, though." "Exactly."