"How do we know he's not in Los Angeles?" "We were promised, as you know, the call would come to us at 4:00." "It's now 10 minutes after 4:00." "We're waiting here, in Los Angeles, for a phone call from legendary billionaire, Howard Hughes, which could debunk..." "We're waiting here, in Los Angeles, for a phone call from legendary billionaire, Howard Hughes, which could debunk a writer's claim that he's written an authorized autobiography of Hughes, and that Hughes is in a permanent state of dementia." "The location of Howard Hughes, still a complete mystery to us." "And if he's unable to call, as promised by the Hughes organization, and prove that he is of sound mind, well, the organization's defense contracts, its medical foundation, even its casino licenses could be in jeopardy." "If he doesn't call as promised, it's gonna be hard for him to defend himself against the charges in Miskin's book." "Yes, wherever he's hiding." "Yes, I'm told now that we can only wait for Mr. Hughes' phone call until 4:30." "Very few private citizens can be said to have developed such an astounding amount of influence, celebrity and achievement." "Always with an eye out for new talent," "Hughes developed a reputation for employing dozens of young, aspiring actresses, and keeping them under contract ...for years at RKO, regardless of whether or not they ever appear in one of his pictures." "Hello?" "Howard Hughes was once the American ideal." "A moviemaker, an aviator, an inventor..." "Howard?" "...and an industrialist, who, at the age of 18, inherited a fortune which gave him a monopoly on the best device in the world with which to drill for oil." "This is a man with relationships with presidents, military leaders and people who are..." "Howard, you've got 18 minutes left to place the call." "In 1930, he produced the most expensive movie ever made." "Well, Miskin's book says that Howard Hughes cannot remember anything, that he's completely unable to communicate." "Well, despite his countless plane crashes, all of which he survived..." "Howard, can you hear me?" "His design set new speed records in his own racing aircraft, and he essentially became an American hero." "Of course, he's an American hero." "But it's not as if he's incapable of making a mistake." "He could be in the middle of making a big mistake right now." "I think you're mistaken, Mr. Hughes." "I think you're mistaken." "I don't make mistakes, Colonel." "Okay, he doesn't make mistakes." "The Department of Defense has scheduled your flight..." "The Department of Defense didn't invent this plane, Colonel." "I did." "I paid for it, and I'll land it when I'm goddamn ready to land it!" "You are picking up the Apple Blossom Queen." "Her name is Marla Mabrey." "Go down there, get her, and drive her straight to her house." "Remember, any driver who tries any hanky-panky with a contract actress is gone." "He's fired." "Thank you." "Miss Mabrey, I'm Frank." "Nice to meet you." "Congratulations on being the Apple Blossom Queen." "The car's just over there." "I'll get the, uh..." "I'm Lucey, Frank." "I'm Marla's mother." "Oh." " Uh..." " This is Marla." " Hi, I'm Frank." " Hi." "Uh, this way, please." "Oh..." " Sorry, sorry." " Okay." "All right." "Thank you." "Let me get that for you." " Thank you." " Of course." "Marla's so excited that she's actually gonna finally meet Howard Hughes." "Will that be happening today?" "That's hard for me to say, ma'am." "I'm new on the job." "I just, I got here from Fresno two weeks ago." "Oh, my goodness." "Two weeks in Los Angeles and you're working for Howard Hughes?" "No harm having high hopes, ma'am." "And what church do you go to, Frank, if you don't mind my asking?" "Well, it's First Methodist." "It's in Fresno." "Oh." "All right, you're a Methodist." " Right." " I forgive you." " Oh." "She's kidding." " We're Baptists." "Blessed savior!" "Oh, my goodness!" "What a view!" "This is very, very nice." "This is..." "Where in the world is that coming from?" "That's the Hollywood Bowl down there." "I think they're rehearsing." "Really?" "$400 a week on top of this?" "And your father never saw $400 a week even as a full professor." "Um, the bags are all upstairs." "The kitchen's stocked." "Uh, I'll be right in the..." "Outside in the car, if you need me." "Do you know where the nearest Baptist church would be?" "I'll check on that right away, ma'am." "So it just doesn't seem likely that we'll meet Mr. Hughes this afternoon?" "We assumed we'd meet him as soon as we arrived." "And where is the script for Stella Starlight?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I don't..." "Any idea when I do the screen test?" "I'm sorry, I really..." "Excuse me, sorry." "Uh, I'll be right outside in the car until your next driver comes on." "His name is Levar." "Oh, my stars!" "Why are these chairs so far back?" "I'm gonna move them up." "President Eisenhower went on to say that the government has what he termed," ""all sorts of useful projects on the shelf,"" "to be put into action against the recession if and when they're needed." "The economy of this country is a lot stronger than the spirit of those people that I see..." ""Bless us, oh, Lord, for these, Thy gifts" ""that we are about to receive from thy bounty," ""through Christ, Our Lord." " "Amen."" " Amen." "Well, from all I've read about Howard Hughes" "I hope he doesn't expect to meet you in some hotel room." "Hi." "♪ Venus if you will ♪" "♪ Please send a little girl for me to thrill ♪" "♪ A girl who wants my kisses and my arms ♪" "♪ A girl with all the charms of you ♪" "♪ Venus, make her fair ♪" "♪ A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair ♪" "So, did you get caviar?" "Yes, I got caviar but I still haven't met him." "Do you have any idea how many houses he has for actresses under contract?" "I think something like 14." "More like 22." "More like 26." " Twenty six?" " Twenty six?" "This is how we get paid?" "Lord in heaven!" "Nadine, am I meeting Mr. Hughes today?" "Sit." "This is an engineering problem." "You do know what these are?" "Are these hulls of an aircraft?" "What?" "I don't know." "Twin pontoons?" "We do movies, Howard." "We don't know pontoons, propellers..." "Gentlemen, the way that the dress fits around the breasts makes it look like they're padded." "If the brassiere incorporated some kind of point at the nipple it would solve that." "And try not to let Miss Russell hear you call them pontoons." "Good afternoon, gentlemen." "Both girls are going away for the weekend, so go now." "Oh, Frank, there you are." "Listen, you're doing swell, and I want you to be prepared to drive the boss any minute." "Well, my mom passed away." "Actually, I was raised mostly by my grandma." "And your dad?" "Uh..." "Well, he, kind of, took off before she passed away, so..." "I think every few weeks," "I'll probably be able to go back and see my grandma and my girl." "I grew up across the street from, actually, my fiancée." "Right now she takes care of her father's dog kennel." "Do you think I'll ever get to meet Mr. Hughes?" "So, who was it that said..." ""They also serve who only stand and wait"?" "John Milton on his blindness." "Good for you, smart cookie." "You know, they say in Hollywood, a girl can get in trouble for having a case of the smarts." "Not just in Hollywood, honey." "Ha-ha." "But if you or me make a move on one of these chicks, we are dead in the water." "We're history." "We're fired." "And the Iron Maiden has emerged." " The what?" " Iron Maiden." "The virgin Marla." "You did?" "That's horrible." "Stop, you." "What's going on?" "I called you three times." "Please, I'm late for my 4:00." "What's the matter?" "You afraid the old man will hear you were talking to a normal guy?" "Oh, please, no." "Just don't, don't do this." "I'm not doing anything and neither are you." "You're not allowed to do..." "I'm doing just fine." "Thank you." "You know what?" "Forget it." "What was that about?" "Some guys never stop looking to hide the salami." "What?" " What?" " Hide the salami." "Do the deed." "Dip the wick." "Varnish the cane." "Butter the muffin." "I get it." "Bye, girls." "♪ He rocks in the tree tops all day long ♪" "♪ Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singing his song ♪" "♪ All the little birds on Jaybird Street ♪" "♪ Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet ♪" "♪ Rockin' robin ♪" "♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet ♪" "♪ Rockin' robin ♪" "♪ Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee ♪" "♪ Go rockin' robin ♪" "♪ 'Cause we're really gonna rock tonight ♪" "Mam ie told me that six months ago one of the drivers got fired because he ate dinner with her." "But Sally says all the drivers have to be hired through their churches." "Fine, that doesn't make them angels." "And when is Frank Forbes' fiancée coming to town, anyway?" "♪ I don't want a ricochet romance ♪" "♪ I don't want a ricochet love ♪" "♪ If you're careless with your kisses ♪" "♪ Find another turtle dove ♪" "♪ I don't want a ricochet romance ♪" "♪ No, no, not me ♪" "♪ If you're gonna ricochet, baby ♪" "♪ I'm gonna set you free ♪" "Reverend Forbes, do not charge the battery, if you're not going to use the lights." "Unless, of course, you'd like to be fired." "Anyway, the virgin Marla's a Baptist." "You do know why Baptists think fucking is bad, don't you?" "Because it might lead to dancing." "Knock it off, Levar." "♪ Ma, he's making eyes at me... ♪" "And here's this." "Oh, thank you." "Careful, Granny." ""For food and all thy gifts of love," ""we give Thee thanks and praise." ""Look down, oh, Jesus, from above" ""and bless us all our days."" " Amen." " Amen." "Glad you're feeling better now, Mr. Bransford." "Your fiancée's been doing a whale of a job with the kennel, Frank." "But the puppies all tell me they miss you around here." "Will the house you find us have at least a tiny yard?" "Absolutely." "And you still feel" "Howard Hughes is going to be interested in developing a housing project with a kid your age?" "When you finally meet him." "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God." "The Bible says that we're all sinners." "And the word "sin" actually means that we've come short of" "God's standards." "Jesus said that we should love the Lord God with all our heart, mind, and soul and our neighbors ourselves." "And I think if..." "You think he knows?" "Knows what?" "You know, that you and I have gone all the way." "Don't be silly." "Frank, why do all you drivers slow down and speed up again like that?" "These are from the Hughes organization." "Read card 4, please." "Read 4." ""When transporting female contract players," ""drivers will slow to two miles per hour" ""at any dip, swale, undulation or impediment" ""that may jostle unsupported body parts."" "What does that mean, body parts?" "You're kidding!" "I haven't even met him and he's protecting my body parts?" " What does it mean?" " Mom, he means my..." "Oh, my God." "That's outrageous!" "I know." "How does he know they're unsupported?" " It's not amusing, Marla!" " That's what I wanna know." "It's funny." "It's not in the slightest bit amusing." "To treat these women like he owns their bodies." " He doesn't own their bodies." " To have these young girls go to class in their tiny little dance outfits." "Uniforms, they're called uniforms." "Have them grabbing for their paychecks like it was bait on a hook." " Which it is." " Mom, please." "It's just so insulting and disrespectful." "And you just watch all this without saying one word," " Frank, not a single word." " What's he going to say?" "Mrs. Mabrey, I've signed a contract agreeing not to talk about Mr. Hughes." "Oh, have you?" "I can only imagine what it is you won't talk about." "Do you realize my daughter's never met Mr. Hughes?" "I do, ma'am." "Never heard one word from him about this screen test?" "You know, you've saved your money." "You're a smart girl." "You can buy a lot of caviar back in Front Royal, Virginia, my dear." "They don't have caviar back in Front Royal, Virginia, my dear." "Don't you be snippy with me, young lady." "Nobody's getting any younger." "Mrs. Mabrey, I'd appreciate your keeping this between us." "I've never met Mr. Hughes either." " Amen." " Amen." "I'll get it." "Hello?" " Mabrey?" " Yes, Nadine." "Everything in the house is fine?" "Yes, everything is fine." "Thank you." "We would like to know, when is the screen test for Stella Starlight?" "And where, for heaven's sake, is Mr. Howard Hughes who's never been gracious enough to speak one word to my daughter since she's been here?" "We are not a couple of Virginia bumpkins." "We've waited long enough." "I have nothing further to say." "Good night." "Marla, you turned down a scholarship to Mary Washington." "You haven't written a song since you've been here, and you haven't even met this man who's supposedly making your screen test." "His money is not enough to buy your time." "Mom, he's the king of Hollywood, he's one of the most respected men in America." "He's some kind of a genius." "Everybody wants him, he's a busy man." "And you are a gifted young woman with a wonderful future." "God forbid, in a town like this." "This game Howard Hughes plays with young women, it doesn't fool me one bit." "Nobody's getting any younger." "We are going home." "We?" "I love you, Mom." "I'll help you pack." "The Bible tells us, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her, hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." "Someone who tells us the Bible doesn't deal with sex before marriage is simply trying to avoid feeling guilty." "There is a time to reap and a time to sow." "There is a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing." " Hi." " Hi." "How was church?" "Miss your mom, huh?" "Let's just go." "I like driving." "I didn't think you knew how." "Ugh!" "I mean, I like going for a drive." "I know how to drive, or I did." "Let's go." "What do you mean "You did"?" "My dad, God rest his soul, thought women drivers were dangerous, so I quit, then I forgot how." "Okay?" " What are you doing?" " You'll remember." "You've got a driver's license, don't you?" "Let's go." "I want to show you a place off Mulholland Drive." "Wait." "It's nice back here." "Hey!" "Ooh." "Oh." "What do wanna show me?" "It's just some acreage I wanna develop." "Slow down a little bit around here." "It's for affordable housing." "Affordable housing?" "Yeah." "You know, people who aren't rich." "They wanna get out of the cities, and into the suburbs." "Just take a right, right here." "Take a right, right here?" "Never mind." "The land I'm gonna show you, the Teamsters own it." "They tried making it a golf course, but nobody came." "Okay, you can slow down a little bit more, right?" "It's 117 acres." "I feel, you know, if you make a good deal on the land and then you subdivide..." "I don't mean big houses," "I mean, modest houses for middle class families." "Okay, there's..." "Cash is king right now." "With Howard Hughes as a backer," "I mean, I know I can make him a profit." "I wanna call it Mulholland Canyon." "You got a light." "They told me again, "Be ready to drive the boss."" "Wow!" "You might even meet the guy." "I should become a driver." "Well, I'm driving." "I think you're right about this place." "They told me earlier, class was canceled." "They didn't call you?" "I never quite know what's going on." "I had such a strange day." "I was outside at Schwab's, and this guy started talking to me." "It was nice, I mean he wasn't..." "He wasn't making a pass at me or anything, but we talked, and he said he'd like to have dinner, and I'm..." "I'm just looking at him, and then I realize who I'm talking to." "Bobby Darin." "I said, "I can't believe it." ""You're Bobby Darin."" "I mean, okay, he didn't know I was an actress or anything." "But I didn't even know he was Bobby Darin." "It just..." "I..." "I feel..." "Old." "Old?" "I mean, wouldn't you say in Hollywood as a rule, when you've been here as long as I have that you should have already more or less shown what you can do?" "Let's be honest, maybe I'm not the right girl for this," "I mean aren't you supposed to have big bosoms and be sexy and casual about everything?" "I'm a square." "I can't really act." "I can't dance." "I can write songs, but I can't really sing." "A movie actress should sing songs, not write them." "Wouldn't you say that's true?" "I mean, as a rule." "I mean, in this town, aren't those the rules?" "What?" "Come on, Frank, you know the rules." "You're an exception." "The rules don't apply to you." "Hold on." "Hello?" "Marla, hi." "I just wanted you to know... you're meeting with Mr. Hughes tonight." "I'll send someone to pick you up right away." "Thank you." "Guess what." "This is the Beverly Hills Hotel?" "We take the private entrance to the Polo Lounge." "Hi!" "Oh, thank you." "Oh." "Would you like a cocktail?" "Oh..." "I don't drink." " Okay, I'll be in the car." " Oh, okay." "Would you follow me, Ms. Mabrey?" "What are you talking about?" " It's dark in here." " Have a seat." "Does he always keep it this dark?" "Does he stay in this bungalow?" "Sorry, I can't say." "Did I hear he has five bungalows?" "Hmm." "What's in those bottles?" "That's water." "From Maine." "Water." "From Maine." "Is Frank still here?" "He's, uh..." "He's in the car." "You like crossword puzzles?" "Yeah." "Yes?" "Right away." "Ah!" "Mr. Hughes." "I recognize you from your pictures." "I'd like to thank you." "Thank you for my acting classes, thank you for my ballet classes, thank you for the house thank you for the paycheck, and thank you for the chance to become a star." "Your name is, is..." " Marla." " Marla." " Marla Mabrey." " Marla Mabrey." "Yes." "Some champagne, Marla?" "Oh, no." "No, thank you, I don't drink." "You don't like to have a drink?" "No, actually I've never had one." "You've never had a drink?" "No." "Huh." "You've never had a drink in your life?" "No." "Good for you, good for you." "You do eat, yes?" "I do." "Yes, I do eat." "Ah, gee." "This is neat." "Steak, mashed potatoes, little peas." "Just about every single one of my favorites." "Should I take mime, Mr. Hughes?" "They say it's the visual that counts." "A picture's worth a thousand words." "And stardom's all in how you carry your body." "Is it true Lana Turner took mime?" "I guess I'm just all confused." "What material will I do when you do my screen test for Stella Starlight?" "Nice." "Yes." "That's rayon, you know, the American Viscose Corporation started making rayon before the war." "Good stuff." " Hello?" " Yes?" "Look, I want you to tell Arnold that the wing flaps are not 35.4." "They're 36.9." "I have told him that not once, but twice!" "So take care of it!" "Mr. Hughes," "I don't know if I have the talent to be successful in the movies, but I think I do." "And I'm not insulted by your failure to meet me sooner because I know you have your own way of doing things." "And I may be a bumpkin from Virginia, but I'm a good Christian." "And I'm smart enough to know that if the rumors I've heard about you with women were true, you wouldn't have had time to fly a plane, let alone invent one whether the wing flaps were 35.4 or 36.9." "So I only hope I can earn your respect for my work because you've certainly earned my respect for yours." "What is so funny?" "Hey, I'm gonna get busy on the screen test." "Nadine." "Blessed Savior!" "Will you say hello to Nadine for me?" "She's a treasure." "Nadine, I wanna get busy right away on the Stella Starlight screen test for Marla Mabrey, okay?" "Good." "Also, make sure" "Harvey retouched the picture of me in my sweater." "Okay." "Thanks, Marla." "Thank you!" "So what's he really like?" "My mom could not have been more wrong." "A total gentleman!" "Amazing!" "I mean, yes, he's not young." "But the man's an incredibly romantic figure." "I mean, let's face it, he's old but everybody's got a crush on him anyway." "I don't know if it's the money or the power or the mystery or what." "This is silly." "What am I," "Mamie Eisenhower in a limousine?" "I think maybe it's gonna happen now, Frank." "I just met Howard Hughes." "Frank, that's 3:15 a.m. Do you read me?" "Roger. 3:15 a.m." "What's 3:15 a.m.?" "I'm meeting him." "I pick him up here, 3:15 a.m." "It is a big day!" "My mom could not have been more wrong!" "That's water." "From Maine." "Water." "From Maine." "How many bathrooms did the house you grew up in have?" "One." "Mine, too." "Keep dreaming about that house." "I keep knocking walls out and making it bigger and bigger." "No, no, no." "I need to know if that son of a bitch Levar, is behaving appropriately with these girls." "And by the way," "I'm not sure about Wilbur either." "So tonight, I'm checking out this kid Frank Forbes." "Did you ever think you'd be sittin' in your front yard listening to the Los Angeles Philharmonic?" "Let's just hope nobody saw me driving you in the front seat." "Frank, I really wanna let you know that when you told me the rules don't apply to me it was really helpful." "Good." "You know, they don't apply to you either." "Right." "Right." "Right." "I guess we better say good night." "Yes." "Good night." "Hey!" "You've got a date at 3:15." "Bobby Darin's not coming by later?" "Mr. Hughes, I'm Frank." "It's really an honor to have the opportunity to drive you, Mr. Hughes." "I didn't..." "I wasn't..." "I didn't know I'd be..." "It would happen that I'd be driving you, but I or that I'd be meeting you, I mean." "It's a nice night." "Hey, do you think Levar and Wilbur are the kind of guys who might wanna chippy on their wives?" " Chippy, sir?" " Cheat." "Oh!" "I think they're both honest men, sir." " Not old and jaded, you know?" " No." "Yeah, because that's one thing I simply cannot abide is a married man who chippies on his wife." "I have to fire him, you know?" "And if anybody working for me wants to strike up a relationship with one of our contract actresses" " I have to fire him." " Right." " I just have to do that..." " Yeah." "They told me you're engaged to be married to your..." " ...seventh grade sweetheart?" " Yes." " Is that good?" "Yeah." " Yes, thank you." "I admire that." "Tell me something." "Is..." "What is your thinking on Sally?" "Or, uh..." "Or Mamie, for instance?" "Do you think they're straight arrows?" " Straight arrows?" " Yeah." "Or the Apple Blossom Queen." "Does she play around?" "Marla Mabrey, you mean?" "Marla Mabrey, yeah." "Is she fast?" " Fast?" " Fast." "Promiscuous." "Yeah." "Oh, well, everybody who knows her says she's the most devout Christian they've ever met." "Really?" "And does she drink?" "I'm told she's never had a drink in her life, sir." " Really?" " Yes." " She go to church?" " Not far from my own." "You..." "You go to church every Sunday?" " Yes, Sir." "Since I was 13." " Really?" "You know, all these girls want their own cars." "But I'm telling you, if you don't drive them, you can't keep an eye on them." "And it's just a, it's just a..." "You gotta have" " their gate keys." " Yes." "The keys to their gate, because I'm telling you..." "Venereal disease in Los Angeles County's" " up something like 85%." " Really?" "Are you familiar with available land off Mulholland Drive, sir?" "We're very impressed by a guy named Colton at Searle." "And he seems to have come up with something for the ladies called a birth control pill." " Birth control?" " Birth control pill." "It's a contraceptive." "It's Enovid." "If you're smart, you'll buy yourself some Searle stock." "Mmm." "Thank you for that tip, sir." "You know, Hoffmann-La Roche just got a new drug through the FDA." "It's an antidepressant." "They're calling it Librium." "The company's Swiss, but they've got an American division with a CEO by the name of Bob Clark." "He's part Irish." "So instead of Smith Kline, or Merck, or Upjohn, or Pfizer, or even Searle, you might wanna take a look at Hoffmann-La Roche." "Might be a heck of a stock." "Uh-huh." "A-ha!" "Oh, that's nice." "Yeah." "Hmm." ""For food and all Thy gifts of love," ""we give Thee thanks and praise." ""Look down, Oh Jesus, from up above" ""and bless us all our days." "Amen."" "Okay, now, what did you wanna" " Oh!" " sell me on Mulholland Drive?" "It looks to me, sir, that this might be, excuse me," "the right time to buy a very unique piece of land." "It's 117 acres." "It's got everything." "It's located right above Mulholland..." "Do you like to fly?" " Fly?" " Fly." "Um, no, sir." " No?" " No." "Why?" "Uh, I never have." "You never have what?" "Flown in a plane." "You've never flown in a plane?" "No." "Oh." "No, no, no, sir." "Sir, this one's on Frank Forbes." "Who's Frank Forbes?" "I got you!" "I got you on that one!" "You got me with that one, sir." "Yes." "No, I know you, Frank." "I know all about you." "You know that?" " I know all about you." " Really?" " This thing, you know..." " Mm-hmm." "About two and a half months, maybe three months gonna be ready to test." "But tomorrow we're testing a little plane." "Oh, really?" "And I want you there with me." " Okay?" " Yes, sir." " You understand?" " Yes, sir." " You get it?" " Yes, sir." "Okay." "Good." "You know, sometimes I just like to come out here and just sit, have a burger, and just talk to my plane." "Hi, plane." "Say hello to my plane, will you?" "Hi, plane." "Plane, this is Frank." "And tomorrow, we got the little plane." "Mr. Hughes, you continue this flight at the risk of endangering a plane that has been paid for by the government of the United States." "I am trying to land the goddamn thing!" "Mr. Hughes, get on your safety frequency." "Come in, please." "No safety frequency." "Do I..." "A little surprise, huh?" "It works." "Yeah." "I feel this." "Do you like it?" "Yes, sir." "Don't touch that codeine." " If you can get pushing..." " Don't tell me what to push!" "I invented the goddamn thing!" "Time for your enema, sir." "Give the goddamn enema bag to Mr. Forbes, please." "Yes." "Mr. Forbes." "The enema bag." "You're the only person I trust with that thing now, Frank." "I tell you, this dope stops you up." "It stops you up." "Buying you some of that birth control stock." "It's gonna go through the goddamn roof." "Frank, you know how old I was when I inherited the Hughes Tool Company from my daddy?" "Younger than you." "Mr. Hughes, I don't know that I'm really qualified to..." "Oh, that's gonna be a bad scar." "What do I..." "What do I do with that?" "I'll check on it, Mr. Forbes." "Lana Turner's roses are better than mine." "But look at these!" "Daisies." "So unexpected." "Jean Peters is smart." "Mr. Forbes, Nadine is on the phone." "Where I come from, daisies are cheap." " Yeah?" " Frank, it's about..." "Yes, hello, Nadine." "I've been on duty at the hospital a hundred percent of my time." "It's a little difficult for me to count how many gallons of gas that I used before Mr. Hughes had his accident." "Thank you." "You've moved up." "Mr. Forbes." "It's been a while." "They need you." "Okay." "Uh..." "Bobby Darin's not sending you daisies?" "Okay, fine." "I get it." "I have to still sit in the back seat." "But if we're going to lunch, do we eat at the same table, or..." "No." "I'm eating in the kitchen, of course." "I think, you know what?" "Why don't you just drive?" "I should sit in the back seat." "I don't know why I'm, you know..." "I guess nobody can say we don't follow the rules." ""For food and all Thy gifts of love," ""we give Thee thanks and praise." ""Look down, Oh Jesus," ""from above and bless us all our days." "Amen."" "Amen." "I can't believe it." "He's finally out of the hospital, and right away you fly to Washington?" "You're gonna miss my screen test." "I heard Eisenhower sent him a telegram." "If Eisenhower was really smart, he'd have Howard Hughes just bomb Moscow, and have communism over and done with." "I think Howard Hughes should be president." "There's nobody like him." "He's on another level." "Seriously, the poor man, he's gotta deal with these TWA stockholders who are crabbing about moving from propellers to jets." "At the same time, he now has to convince the United States Senate that the Hercules can fly." "So you're gonna fly to Washington?" "I will not be flying." "Thank you for asking." "I will be taking the train early in the morning." "When does Sarah move to LA?" "Um, well, I..." "Don't know if Sarah and I are..." "She still believes that once you've been intimate or gone all the way with a person, that in the eyes of God you're committed to that person for the rest of your life." "So she believes since you and she have gone all the way, that you're already married?" "I agree with Sarah." "That's why I've never done it." "That's why I'm waiting, because I have to be sure." "Well that's, I mean, that's a little..." "I'm not legally married." "Senator, I have come here to testify of my own free will." "Senator, I have come here to testify of my own free will." "Wait." "Senator," "I have come here to testify of my own free will." "Senator, I have come here to testify of my own free will." "Any word on the possibility of me getting a ticker tape parade?" "They don't have ticker tape parades in Washington, Howard." "There are no skyscrapers here." "Do you think I don't know what you're planning?" "What I'm planning?" "What you're planning." "You think I'm nuts, right?" "You think I'm nuts." "Howard, all I said was," "I think you should see someone." ""See someone?"" "I really think you need help, kid." "See someone?" "What are you talking about?" "Do you realize that I'm trying to move an entire airline from propellers to jets?" "And the stockholders could hear that I am sitting in a loony bin locked up with some psychiatrist who can declare me to be incompetent and then I have to give the whole goddamn business over to some goddamn conservator?" "You do realize that?" "I'll be in my room, Howard." "What are you looking at?" "You got any ideas?" "Speak up." "I think you represent to the majority of this committee, what is great about capitalism as opposed to communism." "I think these people are scared of you, and I think they wanna be you." "I don't think you have to practice what you're gonna say like this." "I think you can go in there, and try not even knowing what you're gonna say until you say it." "And you're not, in my opinion, gonna say the wrong thing." "Huh." "You know..." "You know how old I was when I took over my daddy's company?" "I was younger than you." "Did I tell you that?" "Roll film." "Okay." "Darling, relax." "Tell us a little about yourself." "Okay." "I'm from Front Royal, Virginia." "I've always been interested in speech and dramatics." " I write songs." " Turn to your left." "Can you raise your chin up a little?" "Great." "Keep talking." "I was going to go to Mary Washington College, where I intended to major in English." "Okay, can you turn to your right?" "But keep talking, and chin up." "Major in English, go on." "Um..." "But I decided when I won a talent contest that maybe I'd give it a go in Hollywood." "Okay, can you turn to your right?" "Great, great, great." "Okay." "Do you sing?" "Well, sort of." "Should I keep talking?" "Okay, turn to your left." "Do you swim?" "Sure!" "Wardrobe, do we have any bathing suits?" "If you ever wanted to slip out for a bite or something," "I think we could do that under the radar." "Mr. Hughes, the American people wanna know if someone is making a profit on a plane that can't fly!" "Senator..." "I have come here to testify of my own free will." "Nobody's making any profit." "This plane will be used for testing and research and advancing the art of aviation in this country." "In a few more days, it'll fly." "I have stated that if it were to be a failure," "I would leave this country and never come back." "And I mean it!" "It'll fly, Senator." "It'll fly." "Howard Hughes's giant plane has flown." "And at the controls, the successful designer, builder, owner, airspeed record holder, multimillionaire himself," "Howard Hughes." "Bravo!" "Billionaire, goddamn it, not millionaire." "And what the hell happened to the close-up of me in the cockpit?" "You know, the plane flew for one mile, and nobody knows if it'll ever fly again." "And they know what it cost." "That does me no good at TWA." "All right, thank you, gentlemen." "Thank you very much." "Greg?" "Yes, Howard?" "Howard?" "Howard?" "I gotta know what legal steps I gotta take to keep these people from sticking me with a psychiatrist, and then committing me to an insane asylum..." "Then declaring me to be incompetent, and then turning over my entire business to a conservator." "You gotta tell me what I have to do..." "To legally keep them from doing that, okay?" "Call me back." "Hello?" "Hello, ma'am." "I was informed that your television antenna was defective." "I brought over the newest model." "And I was wondering if you would..." "I just saw your screen test." "You were great." "It was great!" "Really?" "Well..." "I thought it was pretty awful!" "You were great." "They just wanted to see me in a bathing suit!" "I didn't do it." "But they didn't say anything when it was over." "You've got something these guys don't even know about yet." "I mean, wait till Howard Hughes sees it." "I have two more of these in the car, just in case." "Daisies." "And not from Jean Peters?" "Well, they could be." "They could be from anybody." "They just, according to the rules, can't be from me." "Part of my job." "Part of my job." "♪ One day I told my friend ♪" "♪ I was terribly blue ♪" "♪ Was it far too late to do ♪" "♪ What I dreamed I would do?" "♪" "♪ He thought for a moment, then he answered ♪" "♪ He said the rules don't apply to you ♪" "♪ He said it very simply and quietly too ♪" "♪ But as if there wasn't any doubt at all ♪" "♪ That he knew ♪" "♪ He gave me a gift ♪" "♪ That I would treasure ♪" "♪ He said the rules don't apply ♪" "♪ To you ♪" "♪ In the movies we see ♪" "♪ In the shows on TV ♪" "♪ And in anthems passionately sung ♪" "♪ There's a message that you've got ♪" "♪ To keep believing in yourself ♪" "♪ But they generally mean if you're young ♪" "♪ Is it written in the air As it seems to be ♪" "♪ That we haven't long at all To find our destiny ♪" "♪ I'll always remember to be grateful ♪" "♪ That the rules don't apply ♪" "♪ To me ♪" "Who is that?" "It's Levar." " What?" " He's driving me to class." "This is my fault." "This is all my fault." "This is my fault." "No, no." "This is not your fault." "This is all my fault." "This is my fault." "And it's fine." "Let's face it, it's fine." "I sang you the song." "This is my fault." "This is all my fault." "There's a broom and a dustpan in there, okay?" "Wait, tell Levar I brought the antenna." "Okay." "Hi, come on in." "Hi." "Oh, Frank and I were trying to make space" " for the TV and..." " Wow." " Let me help you with that." " Thanks!" "Sure." "Wait." "What, what time is it?" "We're gonna be late for class." "Oh, no, you're not going to class." "Mr. Hughes wants to see you." "Now?" "Yeah, yeah, I thought they called you." "I'm supposed to take you over there." "Hey, Levar." "Hi, Frank." "They sent me over with the new antenna." "It didn't work though." "We were trying to move the TV." " I'll do that." "I'll do it." " No, no, no." "I'll do that, I'll do that." "Yeah, be careful of your feet." "I'll get the other antennas from the car." "No!" "I'll do that!" "Because I know that you're late." "So I'll get them." "Boy." "I'm, uh..." "I'm gonna get some towels." "I just don't know how this stands with the church." "I'm sorry." "I'm gonna go to Fresno." " I'm gonna talk to Sarah." " You're married!" "You're a married man!" " I'm gonna be honest with her." " I know that!" " I have been with her since..." " You're right." "...we were in the seventh grade together." "What's been happening with us is not your fault." "But I've behaved like a cheap floozy." "You're not hearing what I'm saying." "I'm not some disgusting tease of a virgin..." " You've done nothing wrong!" " ...trying to steal another woman's husband." "Are you listening to me?" "You're not listening to what I'm saying." "I am not trying to steal another woman's husband." " You've done nothing wrong." " You're not an adulterer." "You're married, Frank." " You're not..." " You're..." "Need help?" "No, thanks, Levar." "I'm just gonna change my clothes." "Thanks, Frank." "See you later." "I hired you as my double because you look exactly like me." "The shoes are all wrong." "Now, get out of here." "They'll be more exacting next time, sir." "Okay." "That, that you cannot legally commit a person to an insane asylum if they are married and their spouse refuses to commit to it?" " Yes, sir." " Uh-huh." "Well, what if there is no spouse?" "Greg, I got 30,000 people working for me on weapons the Pentagon would trust nobody else to do, and you're telling me go out and get a wife to stay out of the loony bin?" "After your meeting, what would you think about sneaking out some place totally private?" "Yes, ring Mr. Brian Forester, please." "Brian Forester." "This is Howard Hughes." "Hello, Mr. Hughes." "We've traveled a long way, sir, to discuss TWA." "We were just hoping we could skip over and say a quick hello." "We're in the same hotel, after all." "You could just be a few feet away!" "I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Forester." "I will talk to you later." "Hi." "Want some ice cream?" "No, thank you." "Bit on top." "Yes, yes." "That's good." " The young lady is here, Mr. Hughes." " Oh." "Also, Mr. Forester, the Merrill Lynch man," " called again." " Uh-huh." "They're in bungalow 8-A." "They wanna know which bungalow you're in." "Uh-huh." "They wanna see you." "There's no need for anyone to know what bungalow I'm in." "Yeah, just give me..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah..." "Good, good, good." "Okay." "And, you can take..." "Be careful." "Yeah, because..." "You, uh..." "Uh-huh." "Yeah, yeah." "That's good." "And a little bit more over." "That's good." "Hey." "Hey." "Argh!" "Get that person outta here!" "Let's find your mommy and daddy." "So are we finished with this haircut or not?" "How should I know?" "He's very exacting." "Exacting's not even the word for that." "I don't look like him!" "So now you're telling me to just go get married to somebody who's nice enough to keep people from putting me into an insane asylum?" "Also, I'm running outta codeine." "Sarah, we should take a little bit of time." "We need to take time to think." "Well, hello." "What did you say?" "I said hello!" "Mm-hmm." "It's been a while, Mr. Hughes." "Huh?" "It's been a while since we met." "I have a telephone message from Mr. Forester." "Read it." ""We came at your request to lend you" " "$400 million for TWA." " Mm-hmm." ""Shouldn't we at least be allowed to meet you," ""as the person who controls TWA," ""face-to-face?"" "What was his tone?" " Nervous." " Service?" "Nervous!" "Ah, yeah." "Well, okay, thank you." "Yeah, it has been a while since we were able to see one another, Marla." "I do see your name on my check every week." "That's sort of like seeing you." "Would you excuse me?" "Shut the door." "What the hell is she doin' here?" "You said you wanted the girl with the two M's." "That's not her." "That's Marla Mabrey." "She's a Baptist nun, for Christ's sake." "That's the only one on the payroll with two M's." "Did it occur to you that maybe the one that I wanted with the two M's was not on the payroll?" "Ah!" "You meant Marilyn Monroe?" "Who?" "Marilyn Monroe?" "Her?" "Yes!" "Marilyn Monroe!" "I'll get rid of her at once." "I apologize, sir." " Marilyn." "I'll get Marilyn." " No." "Hey, wait, wait..." "I'll get rid of her." "You go on home." "How's your mother?" "She's very well." "Uh-huh." "Bankers." "Big boys from New York." "From what I read, bankers work in extremely conventional ways." "I don't pretend to understand the airline business, but I'm told you say propellers are a thing of the past." "Well, I think your mother probably thought I was okay as long as she was sure that we had nothin' to do with each other." "I think she thought that if I had been just one of those girls you wouldn't have real respect for my integrity." "Ah." "I mean, I guess a girl's always got a reputation to think about." "Well, I guess a man always has a reputation to think about." " Uh..." " Hello?" "Mr. Forester?" "Mr. Hughes?" "Listen, I don't think there's any real necessity for us to meet." "I mean, there's no reason why we can't do this on the telephone." "Well, let me be plain, sir." "I am not authorized to approve our venture to lend you" "$400 million unless we meet." "Mr. Hughes?" "Mr. Hughes?" "If there's a Stella Starlight script, you could have fooled me." "Did you look at my screen test?" "Mr. Hughes, please just tell us what bungalow you're in." "It would be so very easy." "We're, we're 14 feet away." "Five feet away?" "Twenty feet away?" "Which one is your bungalow?" "We'll come to you!" "Uh, Mr. Forester..." "I'm sorry, I don't think there's any need for us to actually meet." "There's no reason why we shouldn't be able to do this on the telephone." "Mr. Hughes?" "Mr. Hughes?" "These guys wanna have a face-to-face meeting with me, and then be able to say I'm crazy." "And then I'll have to give up control of TWA to them." "It's just..." "Well, maybe you'd teach them a lesson if you just gave it to them." "Then they could sue me for a whole lot of money, and then they may come after my daddy's company, and so I really can't afford to let them make me some kind of a psychiatric case." "I would leave this country and never come back." "I'd leave this country, and never come back." "You know?" "I'd leave this country, and never come back." "I'd leave this country, and never come back." "What, I'm not gonna do it." "They just have a face-to-face meeting with me, and then call me a nut?" "Well, that's ridiculous!" "And you have all your own people around you who you know you can trust." "May I give you some advice?" "Yes." "Never trust anybody." "Not me, not anybody." "They're not your mommy or your daddy." "The only person you can trust is you." "Do you have children?" "Me?" " No?" " No." "I'm afraid that I'm still more of a son than a father." "But I'll tell you somethin' very important, that a couple of limeys came up with three or four years ago." "Little thing called DNA, and we're workin' with it over at my foundation." "In a sense, you are your father, because his DNA is still inside of you." "It keeps goin' on, and your father had nothing to say about it." "That's what makes him still alive." "DNA, deoxyribonucleic acid." "It's got all the genetic instructions that cause all of the function and development of all known living organisms." "It's the basic, hereditary material in human beings, and it's gonna replicate, and replicate, and replicate, whether we want it to or not." "You have no choice." "It's just gonna keep going." "It's gonna keep you alive." "What if Stella Starlight sang?" "You know, make the movie a musical." "I can sing!" "Well, but nobody should have children if they don't want to." "That's for sure." "Yeah." "Well, anyway, if I lost my daddy's company, it'd be like losing my daddy." "Those finance people are jackals." "Jackals?" "Jackals." "Why should you meet with them?" "And so what if you repeat yourself a lot?" "It adds emphasis." "Emphasis?" "Have you heard from people that I'm crazy?" "Well, if what you are is crazy, then, then give me more crazy!" "You're not crazy." "You're just..." "Smart." "You are not like other people." "You're an exception." "Hello?" " Mr. Hughes?" " Um..." "I am not going to be able to talk to you until later." "What is later?" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Mr. Hughes?" "Wanna hear a little song I wrote?" "♪ One day I told my friend ♪" "♪ I was terribly blue ♪" "♪ Was it far too late to do ♪" "♪ What I dreamed I would do ♪" "♪ He thought for a moment then he answered ♪" "♪ He said the rules don't apply to you ♪" "♪ In the movies we see ♪" "♪ In the shows on TV ♪" "♪ And in anthems passionately sung ♪" "♪ There's a message that you've got ♪" "♪ To keep believing in yourself ♪" "♪ But they generally mean if you're young ♪" "♪ You say you're feeling broken ♪" "♪ So terribly blue ♪" "♪ 'Cause it's far too late to do ♪" "♪ What you dreamed you would do ♪" "♪ But I'll tell you a secret ♪" "♪ And I swear to God it's true ♪" "You make an old guy courageous, Marla." "Is that a compliment, Howard?" "You're not calling me Mr. Hughes." "Makes me feel so much younger." "Good, Howard!" "Now, how would you like to forget about bringing the entire American aerospace industry into the inevitable future and drive to Palm Springs in a car?" "They say it's like heaven." "If I had a car, I'd drive you there." "All you girls should have cars." "And we should tear up your term contract and just make it a picture a year for three years." "$100,000 a picture, okay?" "It doesn't seem real to me." "That's what's real." "You think it's crazy to trust your gut instinct?" ""There is a tide in the affairs of men," ""which taken at the flood lead on to fortune." ""Omitted, all the voyage of their life" ""is bound in shallows and in miseries."" "Yes." ""There is a time for everything." ""A time to reap and a time to sow." ""A time to abstain from embracing," ""and there is a time to embrace."" "We don't need a justice of the peace." "With this ring, I thee wed." "Wait." "Careful." "Yeah." "Yeah." "That's it." "What do you mean we need time to think?" "I just, I mean that..." "We've been thinking since the seventh grade." "I only mean that we should take a little bit of time." "You know, we're not in the seventh grade anymore." "I'm just saying it's probably..." "You mean you need time to think." "Get me Greg." "Yes, Howard?" " Greg?" " Yes?" "I've changed my mind." "Get the plane." "I'm going to Vegas in one hour." "Howard, no air..." "Mr. Hughes, do you want my money?" "Do you want my money?" "Do you want my money or not?" "The hell with TWA, you son of a bitch!" "We're flying American Airlines back to New York!" " Hi." " Hi." "Wow!" "This is great!" "They're giving all the girls cars." "They told me at headquarters." "But I can't make mine start." " Really?" " No." "Do you want me to..." "Um..." " It's probably flooded." " Flooded?" "Yeah." "It's flooded." "Um, you have to wait a little." "Did somebody give that to you?" "Who gave that to you?" "You're a married man, Frank." " I..." " Who gave that to you?" "I can't do this with you anymore." "I'm seeing someone." "It's private." "I'm not gonna discuss it with you." " Hello?" " Hello?" " Nadine!" " Yes?" "Hi, it's Marla." "Marla, hi." "Would you please ask Mr. Hughes to call me back?" "I'm sorry, Marla." "All I can say is he's gonna be out of town for a month." "Possibly five weeks." "Anything I can help with?" "Well, could you tell him I've decided against the agreement we discussed?" "I can't do it." "I just can't do it." "I'll give him your message." "Okay." "Thank you." "I used to have a life." "Walter O'Malley, the owner of the Brooklyn Dodgers has announced the team will be moving to Los Angeles." "Also, a bulletin just in about Howard Hughes." "Howard Hughes just announced he's married." "And wouldn't you know, he married an actress." "The new Mrs. Hughes is" "Hollywood actress, Jean Peters." "In other news, Premier Khrushchev told the United..." "Oh, my God." "Jean Peters hit the jackpot!" "Sally told me he was moving to Las Vegas for a while, but not to get married." "And meanwhile, he's out of town, and he's got poor Frank and Levar cooped up in the studio all day and night." "I'm gonna go down to RKO tomorrow and tell Levar why you can't believe anything Howard Hughes ever says." "I've had it with Howard Hughes." "Mamie, I forgot something." "I'll catch up with you later." "Hey, Mamie." "Hello, gentlemen." "I don't want anybody knowing I'm not in Las Vegas." "They cannot know I'm in Los Angeles." "We got some things to catch up on." "Just tell what's his name, to walk over to the White House and loan the vice president's brother $205,000." "Read me back the last page of my memo on my wife's missing cat." "Yes, Mr. Hughes." ""I have been in Las Vegas for 37 hours now." ""I have been told there has not been" ""one iota of progress" ""in Los Angeles in the search for my wife's missing cat." ""I want somebody who is an expert" ""in the ways of animals of this type." ""Los Angeles is not the jungle." ""It is not the Everglades." "It is not New York City" ""with the dense population." ""If a zoo had lost some valuable animal" ""in the Los Angeles area," ""there would have been 25 or 30 men" ""scouring the countryside," ""men skilled in the habits and ways of an animal of this kind" ""and would have found it by now."" ""I feel that there is absolutely no reason why" ""a search should not have been instigated" ""for this animal, equal in any way" ""to what would have happened" ""if some damned train had broken down here" ""and some leopard or panther or whatnot had escaped." ""There is absolutely no reason why a man of my resources" ""and having the resources and organization that I have got," ""there is no goddamned reason in the world."" ""There are many, many, many things" ""that could have been done" ""in the almost one and a half days" ""that I have been here in Las Vegas." ""I hope you will read this seven times," ""because I have never meant anything" ""more sincerely than I mean this." ""Signed, Howard R. Hughes."" "It's 26 pages long, Mr. Hughes." "We have four carbon copies." "Hello?" "Howard, I'm here." " You wanted to see me." " I'm married now, Noah." "Do you still think I need to be seen by these TWA people?" "Well, you're going to have to let them look at you eventually, Howard." "Admit it, Noah." "You can't legally commit me to an insane asylum, because I have married a woman that I have known and trusted for years, and you know very well that she would never give her consent to it." "I love you, Noah, but you're not my father." "You're fired." "You've been replaced." "He's lucky to have you, Frank." "Good luck, son." "Don't let him start to think you're trying to be his father." "The vice president's brother is apparently not in Washington, D.C., this week." "We think he's in Miami." "And he will supposedly..." "His secretary said he'll be back sometime in the middle or end of next week." "So if we need to get in touch with him or send him anything, we can do it sometime towards the middle..." " Frank, Frank, Frank." " Yes, Mr. Hughes?" "Does he know I'm back in Los Angeles?" "I don't wanna have to call him again." "I want banana nut ice cream." "Hey." "Excuse me." "What are you doing?" "What's going on?" " Stella Starlight!" " What are you talking about?" "Stella Starlight is a really, really stupid title for a really stupid movie." "But not nearly as stupid as I am" " for thinking he'd ever make it." " What are you talking about?" "First, he gives me a lot of junk about how great I am." "And now I can't get him on the phone." "He hasn't even bothered to look at my stupid screen test!" " Wait a minute." " Wait a minute for what?" " Wait a minute." " Howard Hughes?" "Is that who you're waiting for?" "I think you should take some time." "And maybe don't try to advise me on my career." "How could I advise you on your career?" "I have no idea what's going on in your life or where you're getting your advice from." "And I'm not asking." "I'm not asking about your ring." "I'm not asking..." "Reverend Forbes, banana nut." "You know, I don't know if I still got a shot at her." "But if anybody does, trust me, it's the Reverend Frank Forbes of Fresno." "Stop." "Mr. Hughes, I think maybe now is a good time to deal with the acreage that I spoke to you about the canyon off Mulholland Drive." "I've got a plan." "The time for suburban development has come." "Its time has come..." "And, and..." "Mulholland Canyon is gonna be gold." "And you know what Victor Hugo once said?" ""There's nothing so powerful" ""as an idea whose time" ""has come."" "I would like to just drive you" " out there tomorrow and show you." " Howard, it's Bob Maheu." "On my first day as your new CEO," "I must tell you that if you don't let these people from TWA see you, they can make you be seen by them in court." "Bob." "Bob, Bob." "Nobody makes me be seen anywhere." "You got that?" "However, I am..." "I am making you be seen tonight in Las Vegas, Nevada, with our entire staff." "We're all gonna be there, we're all flying' in tonight." "We're moving to Nevada." "You wanna know why?" "Because I am selling TWA." "Selling TWA?" "There's no state tax in Nevada, Frank." "Howard?" "And if you're still afraid of flying'..." "Howard?" "...you know, you better get in the car soon, because it's a three hour and 47 minute drive." "Howard?" "Is that banana nut?" "Uh..." "Banana nut, sir." "Yeah." "♪ Somewhere ♪" "♪ Beyond the sea ♪" "♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪" "♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪" "Mr. President," "I know how well you understand that there is no one who has done more than I have to rid Hollywood of communists." "And please allow me to clarify, once more, the extreme danger all Americans will face in living anywhere near a nuclear test site." "Sincerely, Howard R. Hughes." "Elvis Presley, Pat Boone, Frankie Avalon, Bobby Darin." "I mean, what do you think a guy like Bobby Darin makes on something like "Beyond The Sea"?" "Frank, how's it going on the banana nut ice cream front?" "The company's definitely not making it anymore." "But the good news is we located the last batch, 350 gallons." "And the company's being very cooperative." "Let's buy it." "The company's not for sale, sir." "The ice cream!" "Buy all of it." " How does it get here?" " By refrigerated truck." "Well, why don't we fly it in?" "Ice cream does not travel well on airplanes." "Why don't we look into a..." " ...refrigerated truck?" " That's a great idea, sir." "Mr. Hughes, I'm finding more and more tax advantages for buying up real estate in Nevada." "With accelerated depreciation, you get just as much on hotels" " as you would on, on shopping centers." " It's the White House again." "Mr. Hughes, the White House is calling again..." "I want banana nut ice cream!" "I am in the middle of a desert!" "Are you not in the desert with me?" "Is it not hot enough for the desert?" "Where do I put 350 gallons of ice cream, huh?" "The same flavor!" "All of it is banana nut!" "All of it is banana nut!" "Carlos?" "Frank, we've been waiting here for six weeks." "I am his chief executive officer." "I have to meet him." "I understand, Mr. Maheu." "Of course, you're right." "In California, abortion's not legal." "You might wanna give the whole thing more thought." "♪ Jingle bells ♪" "♪ Jingle bells ♪" "♪ Jingle all the way... ♪" "Howard, I think we should meet." "Moe Dalitz says he needs you to change floors." "They own the hotel." "The mob is nothing to be fooled with." "Can we please meet?" "Look, you ask that shitty little Mafia hoodlum how much he wants for the hotel and say "yes" on the condition he's out by Thursday." "There is no need for you or anyone else to see me." "Howard." "I feel I must advise you that you can still be made to be seen in court in order to defend against charges that you mismanaged TWA." "That's not true." "That's not true." "I'm also finding it very difficult to run your entire operation when I've never, ever actually seen you." "I mean, in the flesh." "Do you realize that, Howard?" "That I've never actually seen you?" "Howard?" "Bob?" "If you were to actually see me you could not represent me in the way that I need to be." "You are my chief executive officer, you are not my father." "Okay, what's this?" "It's Stouffer frozen turkey dinner, sir." "Okay, well, I want you to notify the Stouffer company to remove the dark meat of the turkey from the turkey frozen dinner." " Banana nut?" " Banana nut, sir." "Forget banana nut!" "Okay." "Levar!" "No more banana nut ice cream." "You got that?" "No more banana nut ice cream." "From now on..." "I want French vanilla." "Goddamn it." "I want French vanilla now." "I want you to bring me that schedule of Maheu's because I wanna know exactly what that son of a bitch is doing." "Mr. Hughes, Marla Mabrey has just come in." "I put her in the speakerphone room." "Shall I tell her you're unavailable, sir?" "Frank, handle this, will you?" "Go talk to her." "Tell her I'm just not seeing people." "I want French vanilla from now on!" "French vanilla immediately." "Hi." "What can I do for you?" "It's my career, not yours." "And you can help by accepting that." "It's really none of your business, Frank." "Okay." "But you can tell your boss" "I feel it's only right that I meet with him before taking any action." "I don't know." "You never looked at her screen test." "She might have someone new who's advising her." "Who?" "An agent?" "Lawyer?" "What?" "Have you heard she might be involved with somebody?" "I've heard nothing!" "I..." "Never mind." "You go ahead." "I'll talk to her." "Yes, sir." "Marla?" "Are you, are you there, Marla?" "Are you in the room?" "I can't do this on the telephone, Howard." "I'm not seeing people." "Something we didn't plan on has happened." "You better pick up the phone, Marla." "We should have been more careful." "From a single encounter, Marla?" "From one time?" "Do you really expect me to believe that?" "I'm surprised." "I didn't think you were that kind of a person." "How much money are you looking for?" "Hey, is vanilla and French vanilla, is it the same thing?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Yes, it's the same?" "I'm gonna go check on it." "You're acting crazy." "I know more about the business than you think I do." "Oh, all those big deals in your future, Frank?" "You better get them in writing." "I don't need them in writing." "Well, that's right." "'Cause you trust him." "He won't even meet with his wife." " Lucky woman." " He won't let anybody look at him." " Oh, well, he's right!" " There's no reason..." "He's right." "Because they might see exactly what he is, a cold, sleazy, egomaniacal, old fake not worth meeting with." "You wanna have meetings or make movies?" "They got names for guys that are doing what you're doing, Frank." "Who do you think you're talking to?" "I think I'm talking to somebody that sold out and you can tell the guy that you sold out to that I'm never going back to that stupid house!" "And he can throw whatever's in it away." "And that you wanna go home to your fiancée and get legally married!" "Do you actually think that you're going somewhere with Howard Hughes?" "You're even scared to get on his plane!" " Okay, just..." " Don't be physical with me, Frank!" "Whoever the hell is advising you right now..." "You know, it's none of your business who's advising me now!" "You need someone who's advising you now!" "To move on, Frank, move on!" "I have!" " Do you mind if I speak?" " Get out of here!" "No, because there's nothing left to say!" "And if you call me, I won't talk to you." "So kindly treat my privacy with respect!" "Respect?" "Go back to your goddamn mystery man, with your privacy and your rings and don't worry about me ever calling you." "Believe me, I never will!" "Nadine, who called that Maheu didn't tell me about?" "Today?" "The chairman of the FAA, the Under Secretary of Defense, the Treasury secretary, someone from the air traffic controller's union, and a man from the AFL-CIO." "All right, look, we're leaving that son of a bitch Maheu alone in Vegas tonight." "Nobody tells him about it!" "He's finished." "He's fired!" "We're going to Nicaragua." "This isn't the only place in the world without taxes!" "Get me my pilot's jacket." "All right, come on, come on." "Let's go." "Come on!" "Going through the kitchen now." "It's all up to me." "Nothing gets bought, nothing gets sold without me." "For all practical purposes, I am Howard Hughes." "Come on, Frank." "Get outta the car." "There's nothing to be afraid of." "Come on!" "Frank, you can do this." "Come on." "Flying can be fun." "I think I'm ready." "Okay, Cappy, it's about time I did this again." "Gentlemen, I am finally gonna do something that I haven't done for far too long." "Far too long." "Cappy, this is Frank here's first plane ride." "I wanna make it memorable." " Everything ready?" " Yes, sir." "Here we go." "We got banana nut?" "Have we..." " Uh..." " A pint and a half, sir." "Pint and a half." "Finally!" "It's been far too long!" "Far too long." "Spoons." "President Somoza is coming aboard!" "Mr. Hughes!" "Welcome to Nicaragua." "You look incredible!" " You look wonderful." " Thank you." "So do you." " You have not aged." " Thank you." "I wanna know what you're doing in..." "There's an important message for you." ""The United States Federal Court decided today..." ""...in the case of TWA..." ""...a judgment of $645 million" ""against Howard Hughes..." ""...who refused to appear."" "This cannot be good." "They think I'll have to sell the Hughes Tool Company to pay it?" "I'll never sell my daddy's company." "My daddy would say it's time to call" "Raymond Holliday down in Houston." "Get him to come down here." "So..." "I just want you to know" "I don't think you're doing the wrong thing." "And I am so relieved that you're not going back to Hollywood." "Mom, I haven't told another living soul about this." "Doctor Diamond is a good man, and he's coming in on a Sunday." "So, shall we go?" "Now, when you were 10 years old, when you used to come down to your daddy's factory..." "Raymond, my daddy always trusted me to take care of things." "Now, trying to take care of the Hughes Tool Company at a time like this." "That's like trying to take care of my daddy." "You're not your daddy's father, Howard." "Your daddy's dead." "No, he's not." "He's in my DNA." "Oh, Lord!" "You know, you're gonna die, too." "Who you gonna leave it to?" "Whose DNA you gonna be in?" "In my opinion, if you don't sign it now, they're gonna do what they said." "They're gonna withdraw the offer to buy the damn company." "So, if I sign this thing, would they still keep the Hughes name on the company?" "You don't drill for oil with a name, Howard." "You know, I'm planning on doing a little flying'." "Do you wanna come?" " Do a little flying'?" " Hmm." "What?" "I'm just not sure you ought to be thinkin' about flyin' anymore, Howard." "Come on in, Frank." "Okay." "Please give this to the gentleman, and tell him that I have asked him to please consider keeping my father's name on the company." "This is signed." "Mr. Hughes has asked you to consider keeping his father's name on the company." "I notice you don't say grace anymore." "I don't mean to be negative, but do we live in Nicaragua now?" "Although, I am kinda getting to like Managua." "Wave, Frank." "Whoo." "Let's keep it going." "Don't worry, don't worry!" "I know how to handle earthquakes!" "We're going to London." "Check out the tax setup, Frank, and get me some codeine." "The University of Virginia's going coed." "They're finally letting women in so I might even go for a doctorate and do my dissertation on music." "Good for you." "Thanks for not throwing my things away, Nadine." "I had no idea where to send them." "Where do we call you in Virginia?" "Maybe it's better if I call you." "Therefore, the percentages noted in the column were percentage of..." "Frank, we've been in London too long with no fun." "I want you at the Gatwick Airport in 45 minutes in the DC-3." "Give the man some credit." "He knows he can't fly." "Mr. Hughes!" "So happy to finally meet you in person, sir." "At last!" "I'm sure you need no introduction to the DC-3." "This one, of course, is equipped with the Pratt  Whitney R-1830 Twin Wasp engines," " which improve..." " I know the DC-3 very well." "Um..." "Certainly an improvement over the original Cyclone 9s which were wanting" " in the old oomph department." " Where to, gentlemen?" "Where do we go?" "I don't know, sir." "If we are heading east, then that would be northern France, possibly Belgium." "What do you think, wing commander?" "Belgian waffles?" "How does it sound?" "Uh, I don't know." "All right, never mind." "You want a chicken sandwich?" " Not hungry." " Not hungry." "Okay." "How about you?" "Do you want a chicken sandwich?" " No, thank you." " I got three." " I'm fine." "Just eaten." " No?" "Did you know that you're 20% less likely to black out during a dive when you're my age?" "Because the arteries are less expansive." "No, I didn't know it, sir." "Remember that." " Something to look forward to." " Yes!" "Okay, let's go." "I think we may have a door still open." "Relax!" "I like it like that!" "Just close the cockpit." "Gentlemen, you ain't seen nothin' yet." "You know that line Al Jolson used to use," ""You ain't heard nothin' yet"?" "First time he ever sang it, I saw him upstairs on the roof at the Amsterdam Theatre." "And it was a big charity show." "Everybody's big stars, big stars, and Jolson says," ""I gotta close the show," ""because I'm the world's greatest entertainer" ""and nobody, but nobody, follows Jolson."" "Well, everybody said," ""Okay, Jolson, you're the greatest." ""You close the show."" "There was only one problem though." "Jolson didn't know who he was following." "Caruso." "He's gotta get up and sing after Enrico Caruso, the world's greatest voice!" "Ha!" "So, Caruso comes out, he's singing in Italian." "The audience just goes crazy." "They go crazy." "They're on their feet cheering." "They won't sit down, they're cheering!" "Caruso goes off," "Jolson comes out." "But he can't get them to shut up, because they want more Caruso." "And finally Jolson shuts them up." "He makes them sit down and that's when he says it." "He says, "You know, you ain't heard nothing yet!"" ""You ain't heard nothing yet!"" "♪ Is it true what they say about Dixie ♪" "♪ Does the sun really shine all the time?" "♪" "♪ Do the sweet magnolias blossom ♪" "♪ Round everybody's door?" "♪" "♪ Do folks keep eating possum 'til they can't eat no more?" "♪" "♪ Is it true what they say about Swanee?" "♪" "♪ Is a dream by that stream ♪" "♪ So sublime?" "♪" "♪ Do they laugh, do they love like they say in all the song?" "♪" "♪ If it's true, that's where I belong ♪" "♪ Swanee ♪" "Take a look at this." "♪ How I love ya, how I love ya ♪" "♪ My dear old Swanee ♪" "♪ I'd give the world to be ♪" "♪ Among the folks in D-I-X-I-E ♪" "♪ Even though my mammy's waitin' for me, praying' for me ♪" "Hey, Frank!" "Flyin' really gives a guy a chance to do some thinking, doesn't it?" "You know what I'm thinking, Frank?" "I am thinking that it's time for me to buy" "Pan American Airlines!" "You ain't heard nothin' yet!" "Hey, where you goin'?" "Come back here." "Well, tell hotel security to tell the mother..." "Yes, there's three of them." "They're all up here." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Go this way." "I have no idea how they got in." "Come on, kid." "Please!" "You gotta get out of here." "Kid." "I know where you are, kid." "Please come out." "Please." "Your mother is waiting for you." "Mr. Hughes!" "Mr. Hughes, we have wonderful news!" "The court of appeals has reversed the TWA judgment." "You get all the money back!" "Levar!" "Are you actually so bird-brained you think I didn't know that?" "I get up earlier than you do." "Hey, look at you." " What's your name?" " Hi." " Tommy." " Would you like some ice cream?" "It'd be good for you!" "Come on, let's go!" "Come on, kid." "We gotta go." "But he might like some ice cream." "Well, his mother is very upset." "Why did you talk to his mother?" "He might have wanted ice cream." "Wait out in the hall or somethin'." "Why did you talk to his mother?" "I didn't talk to the mother." "I talked to security." "You always say to keep kids out." "Why did you talk to security?" "Because that's my job!" " That is your job?" " Yes!" "You're telling me what your job is?" "Yes!" "That is my job!" "Your job is to tell me what your job is!" " Are you deaf?" " What?" "You are deaf." "You're deaf!" "And you're old." "You're very old, and you're very deaf!" "You calling me old and deaf?" "You're deaf, and you're old!" "And very deaf, and very old!" "You do not know what your job is." "No, I know what my job is!" "You do not know what my job is!" "You don't know what your job is!" "I know my job!" "I know my job!" " You know what your job is?" " I know what my job is!" "You know, it's "was."" " Is." " Was." " Is." "Is." "Is." " Was." "Was." " Was?" " No, was." " Was?" " Was." "That was your job." "Get out." "Sir, the mother's very upset." "Get out." "Take 14 days to make a decision on Mulholland Canyon." "Levar and I are gonna do it whether you do it or not." "I know it's hard for you to trust people, but Levar is rooting for you no matter how nutty you get." "It would be a big advantage for us to be in business with you, but it might be a big advantage for you to be in business with us." "If you decide not to," "I can only respectfully accept your decision and resign." "Do you realize that your drug addiction not only makes you more constipated, it makes you crazier?" "But since no one who works for you, including me, will put their job on the line to try to keep you from killing yourself, then maybe your wealth isn't always the best thing for your health." "Frank, how come you never talk about your daddy?" "What?" "You never talk about your daddy." "How come?" "I could always tell my mother how much I loved her, but I..." "I couldn't tell my daddy that well..." "I don't know." "But I miss my daddy." "I wish I could just talk to him." "You know, I think I never had a kid because I was afraid that would make me feel old." "Remember the night we went out to sit and look at the plane, and had the burgers, you know?" "It was a hell of a hamburger." "Do you still believe in what the church tells you to believe, like..." "In heaven and..." "I don't know, Mr. Hughes." "Yeah, me either." "I just..." "I don't wanna do what a person has to do to find out." "Um..." "All right, look, I'll do Mulholland Canyon with you." "And I'll do it big." "But I just got..." "Under one condition." "From now on, will you call me Howard?" "Yeah!" "We are standing by for a telephone call from legendary billionaire Howard Hughes, which could debunk a writer's claim..." "The writer that was mentioned earlier, Richard Miskin, claims to have had access to Howard Hughes." "And during that time, he says that Hughes could not remember anything, was incoherent, and unable to function." "And that Hughes is in a permanent state of dementia." "The location of Howard Hughes is still a complete mystery to us." "It will be a major problem for Hughes..." " Yeah." " ...if he doesn't call us as promised by the Hughes organization, and defend himself against the charges in Miskin's book." "One of the pioneers who helped in..." "Howard." "...was Howard Hughes." "He's one of the most influential individuals of the last quarter century." "Well, if she won't even tell you her name..." "Hughes was romantically linked to several young actresses over the years..." "Yeah." "Okay." "...manufactured a 25 million dollar flying boat." "Meanwhile, we're told that the writer," "Richard Miskin, may speak to us soon." "She's okay, guys." "I got this." "These guys do their job." "Yeah, well..." "They're new." "Why didn't you tell anybody who you were?" "Well, the last conversation I had with Howard wasn't very pleasant." "I have something to tell him before he talks to the press." "Matt?" "Matt, this is Levar." "Levar, this is Matt." " Hi." " Hello, Matt." "Hi." "We have here the writer of the book, Richard Miskin." "Mr. Miskin, Hughes' people say your book is a fake." "That he has never met or even spoken with you." "I don't think you'll hear Mr. Hughes say that or anything else much." "I don't think you're going to be hearing from him." "I doubt he even remembers the book." "Let me ask you again..." "Sir, Howard Hughes is a disturbed creature." "And my heart goes out to him." "But if it is upon his flimsy recollection that you're hinging your reportage," "then good luck to you." "That's all I have to say." "Good afternoon." "Thank you, Mr. Miskin." "And now back to you." "Do we know what qualified experts have to say about the psychiatric implications of Mr. Hughes', uh, reclusive behavior?" "One could speculate..." "Howard." "...possibly catatonic at this point." "No one seems to know." "That could have a bearing on a lot of his business interests." "It could affect his defense contracts, for example." "A long list, including the Hughes Medical Foundation, right?" "The Hughes casino licenses in Las Vegas could be affected." "And if this call does not come in soon..." "All right." "Helicopter to the public and Air Force officers at Culver City, California." "Powered by turbojet motors, the huge copter is designed primarily to lift great weights." "It is the largest aircraft" " of its kind known." " Hi." "And when perfected, it's expected" " to take off..." " Long time." "...carry the load of a small freight car." "Yeah, long time." "...upwards of a hundred persons." "The copter itself..." "Hey, how about this guy, huh?" "...pounds, and its rotating blades measure..." "Frank, this is my son, Matt." "...from tip to tip." "Hi, Matt." "Hi." "Matt, when I first went to Hollywood," "Frank picked up your grandmother and me at the plane." "...future of flight in all its varied and promising phases." "What kind of ice cream have we got, Levar?" "I heard some talk about rum raisin." "Here, Matt, I'll show you where the rum raisin is." "...phone call from billionaire Howard Hughes." "Have a seat there, guys." "Okay." "...a writer by the name of Richard Miskin, that Hughes is unable to remember anything..." "I talked to Mamie Murphy." "She knows Richard Miskin." "Howard may have some questions." "...historical footage featuring Howard Hughes's..." "It's good to see you, Marla." "...in aviation." "For me, too." "The 40-ton, 57 -passenger liner that..." "I'll let him know you're here." "...which has made a newtrans-continental, non-stop speed record" "Here's the start." "...what might be next for the Hughes organization, if Mr. Hughes never steps forward to defend himself against the claims in Mr. Miskin's book?" "Howard, Marla Mabrey has come here." "She says she has something to tell you about Miskin." "I told her I'd let you know." "...certainly going to be embarrassing for Hughes and his entire empire." "How does one explain away the fact that the man can't even make a simple telephone call?" "Bring her in." "I suppose they could still come out with some kind of alternative evidence." "Struggling out of its swaddling clothes." "And one of the pioneers who helped was Howard Hughes, still active in the industry today." "As a stunt, the point of aviation speed..." "David, I'm looking at the clock and if the call doesn't come by 4:30, then it will be hard to defend" "Howard Hughes against the charges in Richard Miskin's book." "Howard?" "The clock is ticking, David." "Hello, Marla." "Any thoughts as to what may happen..." "We've lost touch." "I'm sorry I was in such a bad mood when you came to Las Vegas." "When was that?" "Five years ago?" "I was not at my best." "I know that, Howard." "Neither was I." "Mamie Murphy knows Richard Miskin very well." "She told me that she was very sure he never met you." "She'd testify if you wanted her to." "...go a long way towards debunking a writer's claim that he has written an..." "I came with my son." "And has now gone into what could best be described as..." "Excuse me?" "I came with my son." "He's in the living room." "And there's another point to be..." "And the father?" "...if Hughes does not prove that he's still alive, and there is some question as to whether he is." "Just someone I took up with." "It didn't last long." "The call was, incidentally, supposed to come in at 4:00." "Would you like me to meet your son?" "Sure." "If that call were to come in within the next several minutes..." "Matt?" "You wanna meet Mr. Hughes?" "...from New York to New York in four days." "New aviation history is written." "Howard Hughes simply does not allow himself to be seen by anyone." "Howard, this is Matt." "It'll be very, very difficult to defend Howard Hughes against the charges..." "Say hello to Mr. Hughes, Matt." "Hello." "...covering him for a long, long time." "As have you." "How old are you, Matt?" "Four and a half." "I'm curious as to what's going to become of the empire that he..." "You look like I thought you'd look." "So do you." "Why do you stay in this room?" "You know, I really should get out more." "Okay, Frank, get Hollywood on the phone." "Nadine, get Los Angeles, fast." "They're still on the line, Frank!" "Get it, get it." "I'm going to do this." "Howard, you can just..." "Frank, they're still on the line!" "They're still on the line?" "Good." "Matt, you wanna stick around for a while?" "Frank, where do I put it?" " Do I pin this on?" " Yeah." "That goes around my neck?" "We are being told we will hear from Howard Hughes immediately." "We are standing by." "I think that's the man I'm gonna be talking to," " but we'll see..." " Frank!" "This belongs to him." "I'm sorry." "Matt, I'll wait for you in the living room." "If you just joined us, we're standing by for a phone call from billionaire Howard Hughes." "We've been told the call is coming in..." "I'm told someone claiming to be Howard Hughes will be speaking to us momentarily, so we can assess whether he is indeed" "Howard Hughes." "Are you there, Mr. Hughes?" "Good afternoon." "Where are you speaking from, sir?" "I'm speaking from Acapulco, which is a city seaport in the state of Guerrero on the Pacific coast of Mexico." "About 190 miles southwest of Mexico City, located on a deep, semicircular bay." "I would say that the municipality has an area of about" "726.9 square miles and it is the largest city in the state." "Far larger than the state capital, Chilpancingo." "The name Acapulco comes from the Nahuatl language." "It means "place of big reeds,"" "and that is where I am." "Next question, please." "Gene Handsaker, Associated Press." "Tell us a little about the H-One." "Well, we first called it "The Racer."" "It was designed by me in conjunction with Dick Palmer." "We built it in a small building of what has now become the Lockheed terminal, and that, by the way, Gene Handsaker, is where you and I first met." "This airplane had a metal fuselage with butt joints of which we were very proud." "It had flush rivets which later became standard in the industry." "It had a wooden wing which, of course, did not become standard, but it was the only thing at the time that had the smooth surface that we needed." "As I say, a single engine, single-seat airplane, a beautiful little thing." "I still have it, actually, out at the factory at Culver City." "You should go out there sometime, Gene, and take a look at it." "Next question, please." "Gladwin Hill, for The New York Times." "How well I know you, Mr. Hughes." "How well do you know the book's writer, Richard Miskin?" "I don't know him." "I've never seen him." "I've never even heard of him until two days ago." "Hi, Howard." "Vernon Scott here." "As soon as you started to talk, I knew it was Howard Hughes." "Did you really wear tennis shoes with your tuxedo?" "Yeah, well, they were shoes made of sort of a non-strategic material." "Kind of a canvas or imitation leather." "I had a pair of these that I liked very much." "I would wear them, and then they..." "Some people called them tennis shoes, but I..." "I don't think they had anything to do with being on a tennis court." "Can I ask you a couple of questions relating to national security?" "Oh, I don't think so." "You know, I don't care to appear in public very often, but..." "I really should get out more." "But it has been a pleasure speaking to you, gentlemen." "Any time." "Good evening." "I think that concludes our press conference." "Thank you," "Mr. Hughes." "I think there's a publisher with a problem on his hands." "You were really good." "I have to go find my mom." "Bye." "Kid!" "Kid!" "Kid?" "Things are looking up, Frank." "You did good." "We're going back to Hollywood." "I feel good!" "I think it's time to go home!" "You know..." "Howard..." "You've done a lot of great things, and you've done a lot of great things for me." "I think it is time for you to go home." "And I think it's time for me to move on." "What?" "I'm quitting, Howard." "Where'd they go?" "They kinda slipped out." "Keep an eye on him, Levar." "Frank?" "Frank?" "You think it's time we give it a try?" "Let's get Matt." "Hey, you know what?" "I got a really good idea!" "What's in those bottles?" "That's water." "From Maine." "Water." "From Maine." "♪ He thought for a moment ♪" "♪ Then he answered ♪" "♪ He said the rules don't apply to you ♪" "♪ He said it very simply and quietly too ♪" "♪ But as if there wasn't any doubt at all that he knew ♪" "♪ He gave me a gift that I would treasure ♪" "♪ He said the rules don't apply to you ♪" "♪ In the movies we see ♪" "♪ In the shows on TV ♪" "♪ And in anthems passionately sung ♪" "♪ There's a message that you've got ♪" "♪ To keep believing in yourself ♪" "♪ But they generally mean if you're young ♪" "♪ Is it written in the air as it seems to be ♪" "♪ That we haven't long at all to find our destiny ♪" "♪ I'll always remember to be grateful ♪" "♪ That the rules don't apply to me ♪" "♪ One day I told my friend ♪" "♪ I was terribly blue ♪" "♪ Was it far too late to do ♪" "♪ What I dreamed I could do?" "♪" "♪ He thought for a moment, then he answered ♪" "♪ He said the rules don't apply to you ♪" "♪ He said it very simply and quietly, too ♪" "♪ That as if there wasn't any doubt at all that he knew ♪" "♪ He gave me a gift that I would treasure ♪" "♪ He said the rules don't apply to you ♪" "♪ In the movies we see ♪" "♪ In the shows on TV ♪" "♪ And in anthems passionately sung ♪" "♪ There's a message that you've got ♪" "♪ To keep believing in yourself ♪" "♪ But they generally mean if you're young ♪" "♪ Is it written in the air as it seems to be ♪" "♪ That we haven 't long at all to find our destiny ♪" "♪ I'll always remember to be grateful ♪" "♪ That the rules don't apply to me ♪" "♪ I wouldn't lie ♪" "♪ The rules don't apply ♪" "♪ The rules don't apply ♪" "♪ To you ♪"