"I'd be careful with that backhand, Clark." "You're gonna hurt yourself." "Tell me about it." "I thought you did really well for your first time." "Hi, guys." "Hey, Lana." "Come on, you almost forgot." "Oh yeah, I'll, I'll be right back, okay?" "Okay!" "I'll tell you what." "We'll wait." "Listen, I happen to have two tickets to the phantom and I was wondering if you'd like to go?" "Ahh, that would be really nice." "But I'm kinda busy and so-- oh, that's okay, I just thought I'd ask." "Here's that book you wanted to borrow." "Great!" "Hey, thanks." "Bye-bye." "Bye." "Johnny Avonasac ask you out again?" "Yeah, for about the tenth time." "I don't know what it is." "He's, he's a nice guy, but nice and dull." "And, he doesn't do anything for me." "It's like he's too perfect." "I wouldn't worry about it, babe." "He doesn't do anything for me either." "Don't turn the light on." "Stanley?" "What the?" "Are you surprised to see your bad half?" "What happened?" "Who did this to you?" "I never kept very good company." "You know that." "This time it got me shot." "But I did manage to get away with this." "And they wanted it bad." "Real bad." "Let me get you to a doctor Stanley." "No, damn it!" "It's too late for that." "I'm dying." "You're my brother, Johnny." "I guess I felt I had to come back here." "Just to see you once more." "Now you take this." "And you drink it." "It'll do things for you that you can't believe." "What are you talking about Stanley?" "Just drink it." "Then don't say that" "I never did anything for you." "Just drink it." "Stanley, hang in there." "Don't let go." "Stanley!" "Don't let go!" "No!" "I can't believe it." "He was just in class yesterday." "Yeah, and it was Johnny's brother." "It's a tough break." "Maybe I should go over to his place and give him my condolences." "Gee, that sounds like a good idea, Lana." "You want us to come with you?" "No, I think it would be better if I just go alone." "Guess I can't deny a brother's last request." "Look at me!" "What have I become?" "I've turned into a living, walking, disease." "Ha!" "I burped!" "Well, how do you like that?" "Is, is Johnny Avonasac home?" "I'm a friend of his." "Yeah, right!" "Actually, Johnny's not home right now." "He, ahh, felt a little time away would, ah, be good for him." "Oh, I, I understand." "Uhm" "This might be a really stupid question but, what are you doing right now?" "Well, I, actually, I, I'm Johnny's cousin and, I just dropped by to take care of a few loose ends." "Would you take me out?" "Me?" "You wanna go out with me?" "Yes, I'd love to!" "Oh, well, I ahh, actually" "I'm kinda on my way over to my br, ahh" "I mean Johnny's brother's place to find a few things out." "You know, look for some clues." "Clues?" "Are you a detective?" "Actually, yeah." "I'm trying to find out who killed my cousin." "I would really love to go with you." "Yeah?" "Good!" "I didn't catch your name." "Johnny Avon-- Casanova." "Yeah, that's it." "Johnny Casanova." "It fits." "Some place this Stanley had." "You know Johnny never mentioned he had a cousin so attractive." "Me?" "Attractive?" "I can't believe you're so surprised!" "I have never met anyone quite as charming as you." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah, I ahh, guess I know what you mean." "Stanley had an awful lot of appointments at this club, the Last Tango." "I know where it is." "I'd love to go there with you." "I don't know baby." "It could get pretty sticky." "I got a friend." "He knows Superboy really well." "He could help." "He knows Superboy?" "Yeah." "Why don't you meet me at the dorms?" "Here's the room number." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "I think I just need a little fresh air." "Whoa, why don't you look through this?" "Look, you gotta lock up for me." "I gotta go now." "But what--?" "What luck!" "A cab!" "Yeah where you going, buddy?" "I gotta get home." "There ain't but one place you're going." "I think I've fallen in love." "Who is this guy?" "To put it simply, he's the man of my dreams." "So when do we get to meet this prince charming?" "Oh, he's coming over tonight." "Tonight?" "I'm so excited!" "Aren't you?" "So then, when I was in third grade," "I told my teacher, hey, I want to be a hit man for the mob when I grow up." "Of course my parents were called in right away and were told I needed to see a shrink." "Oh, I love that story." "Hey, Frank, watch this!" "Ahh, ahh!" "Look at me!" "I'm the donut monster!" "Hey, it was really great talking with ya." "I'm sorry about that little gun play awhile ago." "You know, before you took that potion." "No problem!" "Look, I just hope this Mr. Gore Guy doesn't ahh beat you too bad for botching the job." "Ahh, I will just tell him you bonked me on the head and escaped." "That's a good one." "Thanks for the ride." "No problem, buddy!" "Hey, I almost forgot." "Here's your change for the movies." "Hey, it looks like you're a buck short." "But keep the change!" "It's him!" "Do I look okay?" "Just great!" "Okay." "Lana!" "Ooh you look so" "You don't like it." "Well, it could be a little bit better." "But, can't have everything, huh?" "Clark, Andy, I want you to meet Johnny Casanova." "Hi, guys." "Is this the whole place?" "Yes." "How do you stand it?" "This dump." "It's so, ahh, clean." "We kinda like it." "Well, I guess, if you never had better." "Hey!" "Cheers!" "Hey!" "Help yourself, man!" "Ahh!" "I hate this poster!" "I bought that!" "You don't mind throwing this away for me do ya?" "Thanks!" "Boy, if I had something that ugly-- no, I love your shoes!" "They're just phenomenal!" "They're outrageous!" "Where'd you get 'em?" "Why don't you take a picture?" "It'll last longer!" "Listen, Clark, do you think you could get a hold of Superboy?" "Casanova thinks there might be a connection with the Last Tango Nightclub and then Stanley Avonasac's death." "Yeah, we're gonna go down there tonight and see what we can dig up." "Yeah, I can get a message to Superboy." "But do you think it's really a good idea?" "Oh, I feel very safe with Casanova." "You will, ahh, do this for us, huh?" "Sure." "Okay." "Great." "Great!" "By the way, what's that on your shirt?" "I love that one!" "Hey, Johnny!" "You want to play tennis some time?" "You and me?" "Play a little tennis?" "Hey, I don't think so!" "I hate tennis!" "Me too!" "Great guy!" "You really think so?" "Yeah!" "Well, honestly, at first I thought he was kind of a jerk." "But, after a couple of minutes, boy he sure grew on me!" "I really don't think so." "In fact, I don't understand what Lana sees in him." "Oh, Clark, I think you're just a little bit jealous." "Come on." "He's got charm, grace, pizzazz." "He's a great guy!" "I see what Lana likes about him." "I think we should follow them." "Hey, part the crowd." "Hey, would you pal?" "Thank you lady." "Hey, hey, buddy!" "There's a line here." "But you can go right ahead!" "Thanks, pal!" "Whoa, hey!" "Whoa, wait a second!" "Wait a second!" "What?" "Ah, excuse me sir!" "If you'll just follow me, I'll show you a special table reserved for our finest customers, ha ha!" "Perfect!" "Sir, we would like to present you with this bottle of champagne and this caviar." "Compliments of the house." "Why, thank you very much!" "Good year!" "Ahh, stuff tastes like fish heads!" "Yuck!" "Come on, baby!" "Let's dance!" "Hey people, look out!" "Look out!" "Big daddy's coming through!" "Clear this dance floor!" "It's gotta be him!" "Look at the way everyone's acting!" "Man, he's gotta be using the potion." "Hey, you know what the boss said." "You gotta keep your distance." "Otherwise, it'll affect you." "I don't have to tell you what Mr. Gore did to that guy driving the cab this afternoon." "No." "Look, I'll get someone to bring him a message." "You stay in the van." "I'll be in the alley." "Sir, this is for you." "This could be it." "Someone wants us to meet them outside." "Could be dangerous." "Well, I'm with you all the way." "I don't see him anywhere." "There's some really lovely women here tonight." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Step on it man!" "Let's get them into the Gore's van!" "Hurry up!" "Clark!" "Look what I found." "Andy, I really gotta go!" "No, no this other one's a maniac for you, man!" "But, but Andy, I" "And you" "Hey, boss!" "The girl's in the basement." "This is Casanova." "Remove the sack." "And let me see what he looks like." "Well, well!" "A man of charm." "What a nice visit Mr. Casanova." "Eww, well I wish I could say the same but I can't." "Hey?" "What's it like to be fat and ugly?" "Huh, Mr. Gore?" "Hey!" "You are the charmer." "Yeah, and you're the murderer." "You killed my brother Stanley, didn't you?" "Come on!" "I believe he had something." "Something I have been searching for." "For a long, long time." "Well, looks like you're gonna have to wait a little longer." "I think not!" "I want you to take him out and" "Buy him a new car!" "Ahh" "No!" "Take him and pull out his fingernails!" "Then, search him for the potion!" "Ahh, you guys don't want to do that, now do ya?" "Actually, he seems like a really nice guy, boss." "Do we really have to search him?" "I said, I want him tortured and searched!" "Ahh, boss, I don't know if I can do that." "See, ahh," "I'd like to play cards with him and ahh, smoke cigars?" "I thought this might happen!" "It seems your charms are far reaching, Casanova." "I guess I'll just have to wait until the effects wear off." "And then, my men can torture you with glee." "Now, what do you need the potion for?" "You're already a bundle of joy." "That potion will enable me to rule the world!" "Look what it's done for you." "Throw him in the basement." "The potion's effect should wear off soon." "Let's go this way man." "I don't care what we have to go through, Casanova." "I'm just glad I can be near you." "It's like every minute I'm with you," "I grow to want you more and more." "I gotta get out of here!" "We die, at least we die together." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, fine." "I'll be okay." "I want you to check the basement every 10 minutes." "He's got to change back soon." "You got it boss!" "Where are Lana and Casanova?" "This could be the way out." "Just be careful." "Don't worry about me, baby." "Superboy!" "He went in there." "Johnny, what are you doing here?" "Where's Casanova?" "Mr. Gore's men grabbed me-- and locked me in there." "Well, where's Casanova?" "He, he passed me running down the sewer." "He, he's long gone." "Did he say anything?" "Will I ever see him again?" "I don't know." "Sometimes he just disappears and then shows up again." "Here, let me help you." "Johnny, I think Casanova dropped this." "If I see him, I'll give it to him." "You do that." "If you see him." "Captioned by Grant Brown"