"Full English subtitle set merged from Norsk-only and English-only subtitles by Tronar" "Despite correcting a lot of problems, the result is still sub-standard." "Plenty of room for further improvement." "Morning Hilde." "Nice hat!" "How are you doing?" "How's the cough?" "Fine." "Thanks for asking." " Hi girls!" " Hi!" "How are you doing on this wonderful day?" "Fine, thank you." " I've got something for you." " You do?" "Yes, I do." "Yes, I do." " Thank you." " What a gentleman." "Oh my God!" "Cafe mocha, my favourite." "Excuse me, girls." "Could you watch the kids for me?" " Yeah." " That's ok." "Dallas have beaten Brooklyn." "It's in the sports section." "Trying to blend in with the locals" "I haven't got a fucking clue what I'm reading about" "I'm looking at this eh..." "Norwegian fruitcake." "Well take it easy that's the entire Royal Family." "You wanted to see me before I go back what does that mean exactly?" "What do you think it means?" "You're going to do it." "You'll come to New York and take care of De Lucci?" "I always knew you were one of the good guys Frank." "Yeah, the good guys." "Aren't they the ones that finish last?" "Usually dead last?" "You are watching too many European movies." "A ghost makes a great fucking hitman." "You'd better be right." "You're betting your life on this one." "That was awesome!" "Oh come on." " Goodbye." " Bye." "See you Thursday." " Heard that before?" " What?" "That you're a good singer." "Never." "What?" "You must've." "Actually, that's the first time I've ever sung in public." "Huh?" "Why haven't you had an audience before?" "My father thought it was sorta gay to sing so..." "You know what I think?" "You have a good chance at landing the lead in our Glee tribute." "I'm telling you, the lead." "Me the lead?" "Ya, right!" "Hey. "Don't stop believing." That's the name of the game." "Oh fuck!" "I hope that's not who I think it is." "I hope it's got nothing to do with those British guys." "This is worse than the Brits!" "Fancy meeting you here." "I can take that." "It's a big suitcase." "Yeah, taking a trip." "You're going to run things while I'm away." "I saw you with that guy by the House of Culture." "The guy from the CIA." "What?" "You're seeing things." "Are you sure about that?" "It sure looked like him." "I've been thinking about that CIA story." "What have I told you about that?" "You, thinking, a bad combination." "Just focus on the club, don't worry about the eh..." "You listen to Daddy." "Excuse me buddy." "That poor dog is on heat right?" "Your going hurt her love life." "Why don't you mind your own business?" "Who the hell do you think you are anyway?" "I'm the guy who's telling you the way it is." "Yeah, fuck you then." "It's just a dog" "fuck you motherfuckers!" "Hey, let me go!" "You seem a little more irritable than usual." "Irritable?" "This is really uncomfortable" "I feel pretty good you're sure?" "Yeah." "What do you think, this one?" "I dunno." "This one makes noise." "Is that more fun?" "Yeah sure." "Good to see you." "I've wanted to talk to you for quite a while." "Do you remember?" "This was the babies' swim teacher." "Hi." "I'd like to speak with your mom." "It'll only take a couple of minutes." "Well, we're in the middle of something so it's not a good time." "Two minutes." " Yes?" " Pretty funny what your boy Johnny did." " Let go." " Framing me for a car violation." "Let go of me." "I don't know what you're talking about." "And the babies stopped coming to swim class at exactly the same time." "Coincidence?" " I don't want to listen to this." " We haven't finished talking." "Let go of me!" "Wait!" "Jonas, we have to leave now." "Not so fast." "Would you also like travel insurance?" "That could be a good idea cover gunshot wounds?" "I'm going to New York." "Don't you read the papers?" "It covers laceration, sprains, fractures, wounds." "Yeah, yeah, I'll take it all." "Hi." "This is officer Vebjorn Heggedal from Lillehammer Police." "Is this Giovanni Henriksen?" "We have Sigrid Haugli in custody." "She wants to know if you can come down here and get her." "She's where?" "At the sheriffs office." "This is not funny!" " This is quite serious!" " What can I say?" "I'm proud of you I didn't know you had it in you!" "I mean, imagine me bailing you out!" "I loved it." "Look at me, I'm shaking." "Come on, so you spent a few hours in the joint the main thing is the job got done!" "I'm still frightened." "I mean he could be anywhere" "I could meet him on the street you know?" "Are you kidding?" "That guy will have his jaw wired for months that job got done" "I love it!" "If this is you again Tommy salami I'm going to call my cousins to break your legs, I swear to God!" "Let me do it, I'd love to break that schmucks legs." "What?" "Oh my God!" "Frankie?" "You say the word and I'll put him out of his misery" "I knew it, I swear to God I knew you was alive." "Jesus Christ Frankie, where are you?" "You alright?" "Yeah, I'm eh... somewhere" "I'm alright" "I need a little favour Ange." "You know I can never say no to you." "You screwed me up, but I never stopped loving you, you bastard." "Love comes and goes." "But finding someone to trust." "Well, what do you need Frankie?" "I'm going to need a place to stay and eh..." "I need your brain, Ange." "You're always good with strategy." "Oh and Ange, I'm still dead remember we got no body." "This is me Frank, not one of your little floozies, remember?" "Alright." "Torgeir." "A little birdie told me that you were at a musical audition." "Is it true?" "Consider this an intervention." "Take it easy." "It's only music." "That's what they told George Michael too, and look what happened to him." "C'mon." "We're watching a gangster flick, drinking beer, eating chips," "We are doing man stuff." "Right?" "Yeah." "That's really macho." "What?" "The boss gave me orders to look after it." "You look like a monster movie version of Paris Hilton." "Just think about living that life." "I wish I knew a guy like that." "It's not exactly choir practice." "Rewind that." "Go back." "Are we in film school or what?" " Fucking rewind it." " Okay, okay." "Fuck, am I ever stupid." "You've been lying to me." "What?" "You think I'm stupid?" "What's the matter?" "You're not CIA." "You're mafia." "You're a fucking mafia guy." "Easy, easy, easy," "Let's take this to the office alright." "Look," "I understand this is stressful." "You know," "Taking charge while I'm away." "Don't play head games." "That CIA story never added up." "But this time it's really getting to you." "Why aren't there any other agents on this case?" "Will you please go home and get some sleep?" "You look like a gangster, you talk like one." "I need you sharp and ready when I leave" "I'm right, right?" "What if you were right?" "What good would it be discussing it now?" "We're partners you know" "I can help." " This is Norway." " I know." "It's a fairy tale." "Don't let the real world spoil it for you huh?" "Please." "Stay out of trouble while I'm away." "You're one of the lucky ones kid." "Born in such a peaceful place." "Well, I'm going to leave you for a while." "But one day I'll be back." "Alright, it is what it is." "And if you forget everything I've told you, remember this:" "live everyday like it counts." "Live every moment as if it's your last." "Cabish?" "Good." "Excuse me Sir, are these seats taken?" "Help yourselves." "Oh, thank you." "What the fuck!" "You going to Oslo?" "No." "We are going to New York." "Are you kidding me?" "Didn't you hear a word I said?" "I did." "And you said this was a fairy tale, right?" "And in Norwegian fairy tales you don't meet the Trolls by yourself so." "Teamwork, that's our strength." "You know what you are getting into here?" "Oh ya." "A fucking all expenses paid trip to the Big Apple." "This ain't going to be no sight-seeing trip." "We know." "Torgeir gave us the scoop." "But man, the Statue of Liberty." "Slap me some skin alright." "Yes, Frankie." "Everything's ready for you." "Sounds good baby, going to need a couple of extra beds I'm bringing some friends." "What friends." "Not on the phone Ange." "Well, the return of Frankie the fixer." "This is just like a Soprano's episode!" "Mmm, tell me about it" "I'd really like that shit off please?" "Fine, thanks follow the GPS to Brooklyn and put Dion on" "Brooklyn!" "So Reno's got his gun to Anthony's head." "And Anthony's got his to Mikeys head." "And Mikeys to Reno's." "It's like one of them John Woo movies." "Only these schmucks forgot they turned the oven on to make the hit look like a suicide." "And in walks big shot Al Pelucci pretending he's Al Capone." "Smoking a big cigar, and the whole house blows up!" "That could solve your problem right there." "Maybe two of them lived." "The wrong two." "What a fantastic story and a fantastic meal" "I wanna propose a toast, to our wonderful hostess." "Now don't be modest, it was fantastic." "That's for the salad, you're not supposed to drink it." "I guess you're right, it has a very strange aftertaste." "Ok, you animals, try not to eat the table cloth, Come on Ange." "Drinking the basalmic." "What, were you born in a cave?" "But there's no label on it." "There's not labels on everything in the big city, Torgeir." "Aldo is having a masquerade party this Friday." "It's a perfect opportunity" "I've been there." "It's like a fucking fortress." "Yeah, well, every fortress has an unhappy servant." "Rumor is, he keeps a houseboy." "Well, I'm not surprised." "And from what I'm hearing this fag, is not treating his boy with the proper respect." "How do I get to this houseboy?" "They tell me, the whole Gay community go to church now." "Would you believe it's fashionable again to be Catholic?" "I think it was Madonna who started it, with the Gays you know." "And who is the priest of the village church?" "My brother." "He could point out the houseboy from the confessional, Cabish?" "Bottom line?" "You gotta reconcile baby." "Si." "Three Hail Marys and four Our fathers." "Come in peace my son." "Bless me father." "For I have sinned." "And it's forty years since my last confession." "That's quite a while." "Yes, Father." "It's eh... it's about my brother" "I love him very much, but he he won't forgive me Father." "No matter what I do." "What did you do to your brother my son that caused this problem?" "I went against his advice Father." "And I got hooked up with the wrong people." "Sweet Jesus." "It really is you." "You knew?" "I got to stay awhile." "How about a hug?" "For the resurrection." "Come here, you mug!" " Once a year, wash your hair." " Once a year, wash your hair." " You were great, you Bonzo." " You, too." "We are getting sloppy numbers and I am not happy" "Gerry Cole's books are late again and that's the second week in a row." "Oh my God!" "That one?" "No, it's too Butch." "And those Russian barbarians are running us flush out Oh Please!" "I'm feeling." "Shakespearean" "I want this to be the party to end all parties." "What?" "No, you send someone down to that bar and you fuck someone up and you fucking do it now." "You understand?" "Oh my God!" "Yes!" "That's it!" "You'll be Puck." "And I'll be Oberon." "If these shadows have here offended." "Think of this and all is mended that you have but slumbered here." "While these visions did appear." "And you are a vision." "And that's the story father more or less." "Ok, but I can't reveal what's said in confession." "Well, I'm dead Anthony, for real this time." "You know I never liked you when you were eleven" "I like you even less dead" "I'll make a few moves, you pain in the ass" "God forgive me look out for that Filipino kid" "God will forgive us, or he won't" "I thought I was thinking just a simple dream thing." "Bamboo, Japanese forest glass." "Glass?" "That's a bit poor." "With the rates you charge, we should at least have a little color" "I mean, how about some Tulips?" "I thought this was supposed to be a 'hip' party." "Tulips are hip" "Martha Stewart had them on her show." "My point exactly" "I think you need to educate pop here on the latest decorating trends." "Believe me, I tried" "I gotta take this" "I'll be right back." "Don't you ever talk back to me in front of people" "I didn't mean to, it was him." "You didn't think I didn't see that little smirk to him huh?" "You don't try anything please Aldo." "You know how many pricks I've taken down?" "One more ain't going to make a whole lot of difference when I'm standing in front of St. Peter." "You're lucky Ivan." " Wake up." " Jet lag." "It's too much." " We are going on a stakeout." " Stakeout?" "Shit." "I thought we were going to see the Statue of Liberty." "No time." "We've gotta check out the security at Delucci's." "You're kidding me." "Do you think that's a good idea," "It makes me nervous." "It gives me a bad vibe." "Not to worry." "I've got the perfect disguise." "We'll be tourist guides and blend right in." "Are you joking?" "I wouldn't joke about something like that." "They look like badasses." "Let's just say fuck it." "There's a thousand things to do in this town." "There he is." "They have guards around back too." "Shit." "I have a really bad feeling." "Howdy, howdy, howdy." "We're Norwegian Americans from Minnesota." "You know it's just so beautiful there." "And once a year we get together for a reunion here we are." "We would love to take your tour." "What tour?" "Right here the Viking tour." " What this tour?" " Yeah the bus tour" "I'm sorry there's no tour." " It's full, sorry." " Full!" "Don't cause a scene." "The security guys are watching." "The bus is empty." "Of course, just kidding!" "A Norwegian joke." "Actually, the roof of this building right here." "The famous Norwegian composer, Ular Vul used to sit and play his fiddle." "My God, all that Scandinavian history!" "Right here in the village?" "It's really quite fascinating, eh..." "It's also where the idea for "Fiddler on the Roof"." "Eh was eh... yeah." "But I thought Fiddler on the Roof was Jewish." "No, Fiddler on the Roof is Norwegian, yeah." "A jew might have written it, yes." "But the inspiration came from." "Ular Vul." "And the jew probably saw Ular on the roof every night and said, hey wow, there's the fiddler on the roof." "And he wrote a play about it and um and, well you know, the rest of it is history." "Well, don't you know." "That's good to know." "I don't know what to do." "I can't stand another day with Aldi, he will kill me." "Sounds like you could use a little divine intervention, my child." "I know I should not have such thoughts but," "I wish that horrible man could be struck by lightening." "Maybe that could be arranged." "How?" "You really have the full service structure father?" "The Lord, how can I put it he works in mysterious ways" "tell me your plan" "Ivan, meet Angelina." "Let's talk." "The houseboy will facilitate you the service entrance in the restaurant in the basement, there's an elevator that will take us up to Aldo's apartment." "Ok." "Um, Guards taking their time out?" "No, they I can't believe the bladder on these guys, they never go to the toilet." "But how the fuck are we supposed to get Frank and into the restaurant without being recognized?" "I got an idea." "Not a word." "Not a smirk." "Not a snicker." "Or that candelabra goes up your ass." "It was very nice of the Seaman's Church to lend us this stuff." "So cheer up huh." "Is this really necessary?" "It's the only way to get you in the building." "If Aldo's guys see you... they'll shoot you on sight." "I'm thinking right now, violent death would be the preferable dignified option." "Love the hat." "Oh, these costumes are so cute." "Do you always dress this way in Denmark?" "No, no, it's eh..." "Norway and you know, only when they can get away with it." "Right now listen those Norwegians from Minnesota, they're going to be joining us see we told them it was the Kings Birthday." "Now those people are never going to suspect a thing." "They're a bunch of Norski's having a feast." "We'll be slipping out." "Shouldn't be missed, but just in case we are." "Keep them distracted." "Ok." "From here on, hopefully, we won't have to speak." "Just in case eh... we'll go through this one more time right." "Who the fuck are you looking at?" "Who the fuck are you looking at?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Who the fuck am I?" "I'm the fucking guy that's looking at fucking you." "Who the fuck am I looking at?" "Who the fuck are you looking at?" "Who the fuck eh..., eh, I eh..." "Who the fuck am I eh..." "Who the fuck am I looking for?" "Who the fuck." "Am I, are you." "Who the fuck are you?" "Er, that's Ok." "Ok, you eh... you just nod a lot huh?" "Ok," " Ok." "You'll be fine." "Alright, you dose him?" "Yes, we must move quickly in twenty minutes he'll be higher than Charlie Sheen." "Oh good, you got costumes yeah." "Yes, the same as you asked, so boring." "Come on." "The stairway to the roof is directly opposite." "Ok." "Don't forget, you guys spread out" "I'll meet you on the roof in ten minutes." " Right you got the routine?" " Yeah." "Come on." "Oh my gentle Puck, come here." "Come along" "I have a surprise for you." "Oh, a surprise?" "For me?" "Shit." "This is like an après-ski party at Hafjell." "What's the line on the Knicks?" "Six and a half." "Nicks." "Are they talking about pants?" "They're not talking about pants." "They're talking about the fucking Nicks!" "Basketball team." "Buffet at twelve o'clock boys." "Hey." "You." "Who the fuck are you?" "Who, who the fuck are you looking at?" "I'm looking the fuck at you." "Who the fuck are you?" "Who the fuck am I?" "Well, who the fuck are you?" "Who the fuck am I?" "I'm security of this place." "So who the fuck are you?" "Well, who the fuck are you?" "Who am I?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Yeah, yeah." "Who the fuck are you?" "Who the fuck are you?" "What's the line on the Knicks?" "What?" "What's the fucking line on the Knicks?" "What's the fucking line?" "Rudy, what's the line on the Knicks?" "Six and a half boss." "Yeah, six and a half six and a half." "Ok," " Yeah fucking Ok." "Come on." "Look at all those stars." "Oh, Bamba, is this my surprise?" "Not exactly." "Now fellas" "I've come back for what's mine." "You're dead!" "Hello Aldo." "What's wrong over there?" "You guys did good" "I'm glad you're happy." "Yeah, but what?" "It's just, I was really looking forward to this New York trip." "The tourist attractions, Central park or Times Square or the Sex Museum or..." "Then this happens and we're going home." "It sucks." "Alright, all ashore that's going ashore, whatever the fuck that means." "Fuck." "Just look at her." "What a dame." "Like you guys have nothing like that back home in Sweden." "It's Norway." "What's up?" " I got the part." " The part?" "I'm gonna be the lead guy in the Glee musical tribute." "Why?" "Shit." "I got the part." "Hey Bro." "I can't wait to see it." "I know you'll be great." "You know, Uncle Sal is real happy Frank." "You can write your own ticket now." "We've got action starting in Cuba again." "It's early days, but we could sure use your organizational skills." "What do you say?" "I gotta say, being back... makes me nostalgic." "Robert..." "I'm going home." "8 months later." "Check out the lines." "Fucking insane!" "There's too many people." "Too much.." "That's a 2-3 exacta in the 7th and 200 on Vidar, right?" "Follow him." "Hi." "Thanks for coming, thanks for coming." "Enjoy yourselves." "Smells good, tastes good!" "Balotelli's pasta!" "Remember." "All money goes through me." "Ok!" "Fantastic evening!" "Well boss, you finally challenged me." "It was fun I'm having, huh!" "Ed, what can I say, you did it." "You brought civilization to the hinterland." " Bada bing, bada boom!" " I love it." "And now for the fifth race as Ingrid is showing us." "A round of applause for Ingrid please." "And now we'll see Mikkel and Mojito in lane one and Asgeir Olav with S. Louisstadt in lane two." "Two minute warning to place your bets before the start of the race." "Come here you, come here, come here!" "God, you're great." "Look at all the money we're making, look at that." " Yeah." " You did this, you did it kid." " You did it." " No couldn't have done it without ya." "No, you couldn't!" "See all that down there?" "It's all waiting for you." "You ain't just from anywhere you know." "You're from Lillehammer"