"C is the chicken, E is egg in the trouser." "Something hanging in someone's pant?" "That's mine." "Is that the director's daughter?" "Dad, I'm off to class." "Concentrate on your study darling." "I think this policy is a little bit too extreme." "Extreme?" "What do you mean?" "I think it's the best policy so far for this moment." "We should act now." "I think that it's very short sighted." "Please calm down." "We should not hasten our decision because what we are doing can change the history of this 53 years old school." "Can you see that we are loosing our profit every year?" "It's going to be a lose and lose situation." "Ok, I give you until the end of the term." "If you can not change our financial for me" "I will have to change this school history." "Wait for me!" "First day of school and there's already trouble." "I don't want to know what happened if the kids know about it." "That's enough!" "And pack up everything neatly." "You provincial!" "I want to kill you James!" "Your family sells chicken rice?" "Have you heard, they are splitting our school." "Are you really going to split up the school?" "But boy school cannot survive with out the girls." "And when will that happens?" "Let's do it." "Uh..about this thing..." "Quiet!" "Did you order the pizza?" "Separation of our dear female students will not going to happen." "Who's that?" "So handsom!" "Whether today or tomorrow, our female students will have to stay here." "This world was meant for boys and girls." "It's like flowers and butterfly." "Butterfly needs the sweet nectar of the flowers." "And the flowers depend on butterfly to spread their seeds." "And what if one day the butterfly has no flowers?" "And the flowers without butterflies." "Is that what everyone wants?" "No." "No, we don't want that.." "NO!" "Stop!" "Who are you?" "Some thug from somewhere coming to mess with our school?" "Who are you?" "Enter girl's domatory without permission." "Molesting nurse, nuns and janitor's daughter." "There are only bad stuffs here, but welcome to our school." "I have no idea how you got in here." "This is the first time this school decides to give a chance to a kid like you." "Therefore, use this opportunity wisely." "And I warn you, do not behave the way you did in your last school." "We are school for good students here." "Yes, sir." "This guy was worst than you but now he is very well behave." "Don't create any more problem." "Yes, sir." "Do not mess with the girls." "And there is a bitch with her puppy, do not mess with her too." "May I be excused?" "I think he's so popular now." "Look, one day and the school's gone mad." "So what?" "He's only showing off like all new students." "Why do you have to worry?" "He's not even as good looking as me." "Hey, Pink is my girl." "Stay away if you don't want trouble." "You don't believe me?" "I am a mad of my words." "Huh?" "Right, Yo is your girlfriend and Pang is Tung's girlfriend." "Tat, are you crazy?" "Pang still hasn't said she will be my girlfriend." "I am happy just to see her from the distant." "If you think that way, keep your willy only for a pee." "What kind of milk did you drink when you were a baby?" "Hey why are you peeing here?" "Hurry up Mhoo-Dang." "Hang on, wait for me." "Pang!" "Don't do it." "Don't!" "I know a way to solve the problem." "We have to make sure that our school wins the "Best Schoo lof the Year" award again." "So, what do we have to do?" "Today I have important jobs for you to do." "That is video presentation." "I want you to revise it." "Tung, what are you doing here?" "Taking Photos." "So you are in charge of video." "And what will I do?" "Hello, the first club we want to introduce is NASA Club." "Next is the Fight Girl club." "I really am in love." "If you don't believe in this stuff, you shouldn't look down on it." "Should I believe?" "Of course, look at Ton-tan and Noi-Nah, they have even planned their wedding." "Wedding my ass, Noi-Nah left me!" "Ton-tan NO!" "I want to die!" "Noi-Nah left me." "No one cares about me." "Why did she do this and she went golfing with that Dong." "She forgot all our promises." "Spread your legs out a bit more." "Hold it there and look where you are putting." "Cut!" "Done." "Pack your bags quick so you can go home." "Your dad has been waiting." "Shall I carry that for you?" "Can you hold mine too." "It's not often we have good looking guy offering." "I already said CUT why are you still filming." "You don't understand?" "Wait for me." "Dropping the camera." "Don't you know how much it cost?" "Oh, Dong, wait for me." "Pang!" "Tung." "I'm here." "Why are you taking your time?" "Are you ready?" "Ready." "Action!" "Oops!" "I am sorry." "Who sent that?" "I don't know." "Wanna say that I love you." "Please accept it as flowers from my heart." "He's after you!" "He sent it wrong." "Who wants me." "Don't be shy." "I'm sure I am right." "Tung, move out of the way." "It's Dong!" "Now I am jealous." "Is this yours?" "Oh, yes thank you Dong!" "Music!" "Oh!" "Darling!" "Crazy!" "Pervert!" "There it is Yo." "Hit him." "Wow!" "You are so cool!" "Hello." "Please sit down." "Hey, why did you do this?" "What are you doing here?" "Ah!" "You want to join the club." "That's ok no problem, come on brother." "Tree, Tree, our victim has disappeared." "Penguin, Penguijn, our victim has disappeared." "Not tree, not tree." "I'm here." "Why are you following me?" "Please let us be your brothers." "Please." "We want the girls to be crazy about us like they do to you." "Yes, but I have never seen anyone as cool as you." "We want the girls to be crazy about us like they do to you." "Stop following me." "Please let us be your brothers." "Please." "Stop following me..go!" "Big I am sorry." "What are cockroaches like you doing here?" "Go back to your hole!" "Let's go." "No!" "I can be anywhere I want in this school." "Come on, dogs don't even look at your face." "You're talking to me?" "I'll help to prevent cockroaches breeding." "You three coming?" "Yes, sir!" "Handsome, cool, and smart." "Hello Somsri." "History will repeat itself." "We love Dong." "We love Big." "I love Pink" "And who will love me?" "Take us as your brothers please." "Oh, God!" "Take us as your brothers please." "That's so cool." "Make yourself at home." "I have to go." "Thank you and call me if you need anything." "Tell your friends to behave." "OK." "Please come in if you want to be cool and handsome." "Come in." "Money in your bag, trade for good looks." "Money in your bags trade for coolness." "500..." "Quick!" "Thank you." "You're looking good." "So do you know what we do here?" "Yes, that's why I am here." "And what's the problem?" "What is it?" "There is nothing there." "Because there is nothing." "5,000!" "Left, right, left" "Operation cool!" "Operation cool!" "A cool dude his arms are long, his legs are long.." "look at me." "How are we doing?" "Be tough." "According to research, fish paste is not only for eating but you can wash your face with it." "Why are you sneaking here everyday?" "Nobody wants you in the club, they only take good looking girls like me." "Yeah right, as though you are that beautiful, if so you wouldn't be serving drinks." "Oh darling, I miss you," "where have you been?" "Sarly, can I have some water?" "Let's see?" "You look good." "You want to be a cheerleader?" "If I am pleased you can be one." "Go on dance." "Music!" "That's so bad." "That's enough." "Stop laughing at me." "Stop laughing at me!" "I cannot stand this any more." "And who asked you to do it?" "What you are doing is not solving problem at the right spot." "You think you will be thin?" "What you have to think is how to make your fat body looks cool." "How to eat and be cool." "How to be thin but looks strong." "How to be small but full of power!" "You have to find the 'coolness' in yourself." "I can do it." "Court is in session." "Yes, your honour." "What are you?" "My name is Sarly." "What are you doing here?" "I want to join the club." "This club is for boys only." "What?" "Only boys are allowed to love girls?" "Girls can fall in love too." "Wang-chaw, Ma-han!" "Yes, sir." "Take her to be killed." "Otherwise I am telling the teachers." "Let me go!" "Fine, just don't tell the teachers." "You can join Zaa Club but don't be weepy and most importantly, you have to be smart." "What's the sum of 120000*8000*900 square root two?" "Jan-jao!" "Yes." "Give her the Club Zaa necklace." "Wait, go clean." "Take the broom." "I guaranteed that if everything goes to plan, our income on the first year will be in million." "You did not disappoint me." "If everything is successful, you can choose what position you want in this school." "Oh, My God!" "Pang come in." "You've been standing there for a while." "Why are you late?" "You've been helping the other side I guess." "You know that I don't want you to study here." "But this is granddad, grandma and mom's school." "You should help to save it." "Quiet!" "No argument." "If you still help them," "I am sending you to London, understood?" "Do you like it?" "Yeah, it would be nice." "Thank you." "Tat, you don't like my song?" "And what's the matter with you?" "Why are you not saying anything?" "Come over here" "and open your mouth." "What did you do to your teeth." "I have orthodontic treatment." "Iím serious, what did you do?" "And who told you to do it." "I joined Club Zaa." "Am I looking better?" "Tat, you traitor!" "Don't you come near me." "Go away." "Why are you doing this?" "I am disappointed." "You don't understand." "When I see Pink with Big, it hurts, I'm sorry." "Tat!" "Calm down." "You are not going to do the same, are you?" "Nah, I won't think like him, but I'll just go..." "Tat wait for me." "Where's Pang?" "Her dad doesn't want her to come any more, so I have to be the presenter and I really don't wanna." "How do I look?" "Tung where are you going?" "Why change your mind and go along with your dad stupid plan?" "What are you doing?" "When we pluck the flowers, the plant produce new buds." "The more we pluck, more buds will come." "It might look fragile but they are strong inside." "Like you." "Eh?" "Your dad told you to quit?" "But I have changed my mind." "I am going back to work." "Tung," "Tung, why is your face so red?" "Can you bring this flower to Dong for me?" "Your face is so pale." "I don't feel that brilliant." "Chu-wop!" "Sarly we scored five in ten." "Got seven..." "I got four..." "I got six... so happy..." "I am very proud of you." "Ok, together...5..6..7..8.." "What are you doing here?" "Do you still taking members for Club Zaa?" "I...er..." "I..." "Iove..." "What?" "You cannot tell a girl that you love her?" "Why not." "Look, I'll do it." "I...er..." "I..." "Iove..." "Now I understood." "Ok, let's go try something difficult." "She's Boonme, a star of the school and I'll pluck the star for you to see." "Boonme!" "Attack" "Support" "Smile" "Caress" "Your books." "Done" "Tel. 01-3424365" "Are you sure, that Dong study here?" "Dong, are you meeting some girls, can I come along." "Boss, I told you I can sort this." "Don't have to make it your problem boss." "Go home." "Hey!" "This is between me and Dong." "If you don't want to die." "Go!" "Are you ready?" "Fight him!" "Stop!" "Help me first, did you see?" "My balls are not the accelerator!" "Boss is ready, wash your face and follow us." "Come on." "What are you guys doing." "Get him." "Wait..." "Help me first." "I told you to drop it off far away." "Are we not going to follow boss?" "Follow my ass." "Did you not see?" "It's a train." "If Mungkorn is out from the jail, he's a dead man." "That's hurt." "Every time I meet you, there's trouble." "Why do I have to get into this mess?" "Why are you angry?" "It's ok." "And I think that you are pretty cool." "This is not a place to fool around." "I shouldn't have helped you." "Every time I meet you, there's trouble." "You moan like an old lady." "We are still young." "Alright, I'm sorry." "Don't say sorry to me." "I help not because I am your friend." "You think you are some kind of Heros with that club?" "You are making everything worst" "and you shouldn't be here." "You should go back to where you came from." "I heard that the committee starting to assess different schools now." "I hope everything will be ready on the day." "OOP!" "I really want to kick his butt." "Be calm, this kind of thing you can wait." "Everybody listen." "It is time that Club Zaa will show you that coolness is inside you all." "All dreams will come true for everyone." "Are you ready to revolutionize the definition of 'ugly male'." "Ready!" "Club Zaa party, invites for you girls." "None left." "Why so grumpy?" "Let me ask you something, do you ever smile?" "You've never been happy?" "No, there is nothing good in this world." "You are being pessimistic." "Why don't you try smiling." "Go on." "Ok, if we imagine that there are strings on each side." "When I lift them you have to lift your lips ok?" "Never mind, I'm off." "Your ass is mine, Dong." "What would you like Yo?" "Why did you asked like that?" "Then shall we celebrate?" "No, enough celebration," "I am too full." "Then what would you like?" "I have character, what's so funny about that?" "Look at yourself." "Pink won't go with you to that stupid party." "Right girls?" "Wait!" "Ten o'clock this Saturday, see you at the party." "Are you afraid of me?" "I got this ticket for you." "I don't wanna." "If you don't want it, you can give it to Pang." "That way she'll know that you like her." "Go, I want to sleep." "Who is that sending me a message." "Zaa Club's party invite." "This Saturday 10 pm." "Who's this?" "I'm going." "Welcome to Club Zaa party!" "This way please." "No ticket, no entry." "Stop it, no ladyboy in this party." "Who are you calling ladyboy?" "What?" "!" "Sorry." "Pang!" "That hurts." "Give it to me!" "Give me that deodorant." "Good luck everybody." "Sally are you ready, it's nearly my turn." "Sally, quick, only ten minutes to go." "Are you shy?" "We won't tease, promise." "What are you looking at?" "What happened to you?" "Sarly doesn't want to come out." "I don't have enough time to change." "Sarly..." "Are you alright?" "Fine, you want to dress up to be the bell of the ball thatís up to you." "More beautiful?" "This won't disappoint you?" "Hello, hello, everyone." "Do you know... what animal will survive if the world comes to an end." "Dinosaurs wrong" "Allegator wrong" "You think it will be ok?" "You think they will like us?" "Cockroach" "This is correct." "This flower for a beautiful girl" "It's scary just to look." "But today, you will see a new breed of cockroaches." "Golden cockroach." "Please give a hand to Club Zaa team." "Why don't you come out?" "We agreed that it's probably best not to show." "I understand how you feel, it's not unusual." "And this is the only time when cockroach going to turn to Lion." "Today, we have to make sure we do not become extinct." "Bless the Cockroach species." "Cheers to the cockroach breed." "Come onguys, let's go." "Cockroach" "Oat, you are so cool." "That's the way to do it." "Kick!" "So cute!" "Right?" "Club Zaa.." "Club Zaa.." "Thank you so much." "And now after the show from the little boys the big boys." "You can bid for your guy now." "5 Baht 5 Baht?" "Any higher?" "10 Baht." "200 Baht!" "200 Baht!" "Any higher?" "500 Baht!" "800 Baht!" "2000 Baht!" "Rubber doll." "Sold!" "I can do whatever with him right?" "Remember, someone like you is not worthy of me." "Look at yourself, you are only good with this horrible club." "And all of you that are here are horrible too." "Let me have a go..." "Please everyone, don't hurt Pink." "I know I am not worthy of her." "I am happy just to look at her everyday." "Please hate me or hurt me instead of her." "I never thought I'll meet someone like you." "Oat!" "You have to die!" "You think you're cool?" "Get ready to die." "This fight has no rule." "Let's fight!" "Mating season is about to begin." "Dong, stop at once!" "Tung!" "Tung!" "What kind of feeling is that?" "You don't it fun." "I don't find it fun." "Everybody else is happy except me." "Happiness doesn't come when you receive something but also from giving." "What are you doing?" "I am going to tie two stings here, and here, and when I lift, you will have to lift your lips." "Hey!" "You can smile Sally." "You look pretty when you smile." "I don't understand why do you have to help us?" "Help?" "I haven't done anything." "Stinking cockroaches!" "I think you actually want to have friends right?" "You want people to be all over you." "I want to have friends." "I want to study and I want to graduate." "I will graduate." "I better go." "Wait." "Do you have ticket for the party?" "They said you have to give it to someone you like." "You have to go as a pair to this party." "Ok, I can put the shoes on for you, act like a princess." "Let's show." "For making me like you." "Huh, what?" "!" "I am La-mom, principle of this Somchai-Saisamon College." "It is our pleasure to receive the committee." "Let's not waste any time." "Please watch our presentation video." "Welcome to the land of Club Zaa." "Oh, my god!" "I want to faint." "This school has to be closed!" "I can explain all these." "The truth is..can I explain?" "I told you, boys and girls shouldn't bemixed." "According to our agreement," "I win and you loose." "If you don't have a job, maybe I can help." "Possibly some job like the janitor?" "Tell me who is the leader of all these things?" "No one?" "Fine, you are all responsible then and I am dismissing all of you." "How dare you do this horrible thing to the school?" "But I didn't do anything wrong." "Don't you talk back at me, stupid boy." "You are not satisfy by being bad, you have to drag everyone into this." "Your Club Zaa is teaching immoral thoughts about love to kids." "God knows what will happens next." "Why are you being so pessimistic?" "People who loves each other doesn't always mean they have to sleep with each other." "Because of love we want to come to school early." "We want to concentrate on our study." "We can to read together and study together." "We can help each other for our exam." "Or are you too old to understand this sort of things?" "Stop it!" "I am not letting kid like you teaching me." "Today I will teach you the reality." "Miss Julia, They are all on pending, but for Mr. Dong, one more warning and you are out!" "Back to where you came from." "Thank god we did not get involved." "Right." "But I do feel sorry for the boys." "Why do you have to feel sorry for them?" "Feel sorry for yourself," "I think we should stay away from them before we get into trouble." "I agree." "Why are you so selfish." "Is this Somsri that Look-Yhee fell for since Grade 10?" "Is this Yo that Oatís crazy about?" "And is that Pink that Tat loves?" "You are not worthy of their efforts." "But if we get involved we will also getinto trouble." "You are coward." "They dedicated too much of their hearts to you." "I feel sorry for those guys." "Let's go get something to eat." "Wait for me." "I don't like the atmosphere around here." "Maybe people think that you are no good but for me, you have done the right thing." "There is one thing I don't agree with you." "That thing is only for peeing but love is here." "Wow you are something." "What's hapening?" "Somebody took girls as a hostage at Club Zaa?" "How many of them?" "I don't know." "Let's go home." "What are we going to do there are only 5 of us left." "Even with four of us we'll fight." "Let's go!" "Where is your eagerness." "Normally you will stand up about what's right." "Sarly, I want to finish school." "Never mind, I understand." "You are like everyone else here today." "I did something awful, I am ashamed." "Goodbye to this small beautiful world." "And goodbye Spielberg!" "Walk!" "Darn!" "What should we do?" "Jo.." "Jo Superhacker!" "Only four of us, you think we can help?" "Five of us!" "Quick Jo." "I am sending message through internet." "Quick!" "I'm online." "Thumbs up to your brother." "He really looks like a criminal in this disguise." "Is there no one else better than this?" "Why are you sending these sissy out." "We're not as easy as you think." "That's not my brother, that's a real thief!" "Why are you doing this to girls?" "We don't have to bother with the girls." "You haven't changed your tactics." "Why?" "You don't want me as your boss?" "Is that why you became a spy for the police?" "You want to be a hero?" "I will give you the chance..." "Quiet!" "Can you let them go?" "Let you go?" "You got me in jail and you want me to release them?" "Today you have to repay." "Dong!" "Let's go." "How are you Tung?" "You're useless, nearly got us into trouble." "How would I know that the real criminal decided to turn up." "The police has captured the criminal, Mungkorn, who escaped from his prison earlier this morning." "Details to follow." "I am sorry I left you." "I am very sorry, Dong." "Me too." "It's ok." "You are brave and very cool." "I really like that." "Right, brave to disobey school rules." "Therefore, you are dismissed." "But..." "No." "But..." "Yes." "But you didn't do anything wrong." "A man should take responsibility for his action." "You can't just leave like this." "Look at them." "100 kg fatty." "Tat the ghost." "Oat with low IQ." "And all of these guys." "If you don't, then who will continue?" "I didn't do anything." "Everything happens from here." "Cockroaches will rise." "Dong!" "You are a part of this place." "Thank you." "Somchai-Saisamon" "Thank you." "You are not allowed to go anywhere." "What are you doing?" "Don't you know that you have something other school doesn't?" "You have good students, good staff why don't you want to keep it." "One more point." "You are not allowed to dismiss this boy." "Apart from being a student with good grade, one important thing is that he has a good heart." "Helping each other which I can see that club Zaa has something to do with it." "I want you to continue being the way you are as examples to others." "And because of this," "I believe Somchai-Saisamon College is worthy of the title, "Best School"." "Thank you very much." "Oh, students it's "Best School"" "This time I win and you don't forgot promise between us." "I think the College should..." "Should be..." "Dad!" "Uh,..carrying on being a mix school." "Yeah!"