"Look who's here..." "Bárbara." "I can't stand that bitch, with that look "Paris Überwhore"" "and then she pretends she's a virgin." "I think Bárbarais a nice person." "I tell you one thing:" "That bitch has sucked more cocks than you and me together." "Speak for yourself." "All right, girls." "Ciao." "Ciao, Bárbara." "See you in class." "Aaaah!" "Chun, chun!" "Uuuh!" "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" "Chun!" "Chun!" "Bah!" "Chun!" "Bah!" "Ooooh!" "Uh-uh!" "Chun!" "Arrr!" "Chun!" "Chun!" "Chun!" "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" "Fuck!" "Hey man, don't fuck me!" "Help, help!" "It's a joke, man!" "I only wanted to see some ass!" "Leave me alone!" "I can't stand it no more." "Kill me, but don't make me run anymore." "I'm having a heart attack!" "Fuck!" "Fuck, my arm!" "Bárbara?" "!" "Wait!" "Don't go into the locker room!" "Bárbara, wait..." "Wait!" "It's me!" "Santiago, from Chemistry." "It's a costume, I'm no killer." "That was scary!" "But you're all covered in blood." "Are you OK?" "Yeah, I've been hurt." "I'll explain later." "We have to leave." "He's there!" "He's hidden in your locker." "Oh, yeah?" "A fire extinguisher!" "You open the locker, I'll whack him with this." "What's this doing in here?" "Oh, you're getting bald." "I'm gonna take you for a ride." "Bárbara Ruiz Mata?" "Yes." "Your signature." "You're beautiful!" "Oh, so cute!" "And you're name will be..." "Jason!" "Is it me?" "Are you talking to me?" "I say it because I don't see anyone else here." "Are you talking to me, yes or no?" "Are you calling me tacky?" "What do you think about this accesory?" "Ideal for death." "Oh!" "Such a fancy costume!" "And what are you?" "Frankenstein's Bride?" "Girls... family planning." "Here." "No, no, no, thanks we never use anything... free." "It's like..." "low class." "I'd take it, but I want to remain a virgin until I marry." "Virgin?" "Anal doesn't count, does it?" " Maybe Bárbara wants them." " No thanks, I carry my own protection." "Jason..." "You all must be all freaked out, am I wrong?" "You thought this was one of those horror movies where the killer keeps runnning after a bunch of buttnaked girls?" "Well, you're wrong." "Here, I'm the one who calls the shots." "You ask why I kill?" "Such a lame ass question." "Do we need any reason at all?" "Ask that Friday the 13th guy if he has any reason to kill and you'll see what a nice axe chop you'll get you in the middle of your face." "Jason, come here with me!" "That fucking dog!" "If you've got my car dented, I'll..." "I had just tuned it up, fucking shit..." "I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you're gonna shit your pants, you fucking bitch!" "Do you see my point?" "The question is not: "Why?"" "The question is:" "Why not?" "Oh, you're so fucking dead!" "Aaaah!" "Who is shitting his pants right now?" "You have no idea who I am, do you?" "My hand, my hand!" "Wrong answer." "I'm going to tell you who I am so that you realize what a big mistake you've made killing my little doggy Jason." "Aaaah!" "Let's see... where should I start?" "This is me at 8 years old." "Adorable, wasn't I?" "My mother taught me all I know." "Remember, dear it is never too soon to start with the anti-wrinkles cream." "OK, mom." "Really, what I wanted to be was the real Cindy Superstar." "with 3 careers, and two blond children, with a plastic surgeon for a dad." "With Glen, so handsome." "My hubby!" "Who will marry Cindy Superstar?" "Who?" "Oh, Glen!" "Glen?" "But Glen is gay." "Glen is not gay!" "So sorry to have to burst that little bubble you live in, girl but everyone knows Cindy Superstar's boyfriend is a friend of Dorothy." "And how come you're so sure Glen is gay?" "Please!" "Look at his clothes." "He wears more cute colors than all teletubbies put together." "Besides, he's too handsome to be straight." "Jesús is so hot and he's not a fag." "Sure, sure.. although, Mary, never say never." "Look, about that, I completely agree with you." "I got it!" "Glen is not gay." "becasue Cindy Superstar and Glen have had children together." "Cindy got artificial insemination." "With a Geyperman's frozen semen, please!" "(*It's an Spanish action figure from the 70's, an ActionMan rip off)" "And Cindy?" "And Candy?" "What?" "Are they dykes?" "Really, what I wanted to be..." "GLEN IS NOT GAY!" "Are you OK?" "Yeah... yeah, it's the project, it's got me a little... absent lately." "Tomás, I'm going to give you an advice, not as a friend but as a fellow workaholic scholarship holder..." "Hey, I was looking for you..." "When you get a research scholarship, every one spends it having fun, OK?" "Sex, alcohol, nobody does shit." "I personally spend it on drugs." "Hey..." "Is that Santiago?" "Yes." " Haven't you heard?" " No." "What?" "He vanished, last week." "Fuck!" "I gotta go out some more." "Hey, you should drop by at the lab, Alex." "I've discovered something..." "it's important." "Sure, it's what I was telling you about, you get yourself to actually do some research," "And there you are!" "You discover something new!" "Relax a little, kid, this is Spain," "Let the Japs do the inventions, that's what they are for, aren't they?" "Hey, María." "I bet you don't know where's men's G-spot?" "You won't believe it." "Don't pay attention to Alex." "He is so cocky because his on the Anatomy Institute." "And no one knows how he finished Med School, he hasn't opened a book in his life." "I, for a change, am working my ass out on the Surgery scholarship." "Do you know next year I got a sure post at the Jorge A. Romero Institute as a plastic surgeon?" "In Romero?" "That's great!" "Why don't we study together for the Anatomy exam?" "OK, let's go!" "And to tell the truth, as Anatomy goes..." "it was just a teeny bit." "Am I hurting you?" "If you feel I'm pressing your cervix too hard, let me know, OK?" "Are you lubricating?" "I don't know." "Am I to assume you're already in?" "Isn't it too small?" "If you want me to start faking an orgasm just tell me, OK?" "Hey, would you mind not sweating so much?" "You're messing me up." "Is that it?" "Yeah?" "Is it coming?" "Are you cumming?" "It's just you make such an stupid face." "And the guy stands up and smacks me in the face." "Now the one who is really pissed of is me, I'm gonna have to let it off." "For a murder efficient and clean we need:" "Some insulating tape... a handkerchief... and a plastic bag." "You may find these in any decent kitchen." "Sanitary authorities warn doing this at home may cause suffocation, convulsions, and vomit and, ultimately, death." "If you don't believe us, do it, record it, and post it on YouTube." "Yes, I'm going to kill Ángel." "It's not that he is a rapist or a maltreater, but he could make one in the future..." "And, as my mother used to say, "A stitch in time, saves nine"." "You're cold." "Cold, cold." "Now you're getting close." "Here... warmy." "Do you smoke?" "That's not good for your health, Ángel, no." "Very good, you're warmer every second!" "Hot, hot!" "Oo!" "Too hotty!" "You're burning!" "Do you think I won't dare killing you?" "Look, too make a long story short:" "Next day I was very busy." "I killed the dean..." "Ouch!" "...his secretary... that one I got putting a katana through her mouth... and a little couple that was just passing by." "Ouch!" "And I can't remember if I killed a small fatty guy..." "No, no, no, sure you didn't killed that one." "You're a good person, it shows on your face." "Thank you." "Aaaahh!" "Well, I keep on telling you..." "Eight victims and a killer." "That's the brutal record that, starting a couple of weeks ago, is keeping this University in alert the "Campus Butcher" has earned his name commiting..." "The community is again the center of attention..." "A few hours ago was confirmed the disappearence of Jesús Nazaret and María Gracia..." "Where's the pathologist?" " Let's see, what do we have in here?" " Well, we have two dead bodies." "A suicide, male twenty-something, he drops form the second floor and lands on this guy's neck, male, around 50." "We're awaiting for an identification." "You mean, this poor man cushioned this brat's fall and breaks his neck." "He was carrying a plastic bag on his head and dies by suffocation." "He couldn't miss!" "We must recognize the kid really tried, and got it." "Gentlemen, please, go back to class." "There's nothing to see in here." "Thanks." "Please leave." "Morning, I'm the dean of this faculty." "What's happened here?" "We believe it's a suicide." " We need please..." " lbáñez!" "This is not a suicidie." "It looks like murder." "There must be a mistake." "This is clearly a suicidie." "It cannot be." "This Univeristy is one of the safest in Europe." "I'm afraid the forensic pathlogist has arrived." "Doctor Lerhmann, 54 years old, official forensic pathologist of the Anatomy Institute." "Well, that's a great start." "Ibáñez, look for a substitute." "Now." "Yes?" "It's me." "The police?" "Oh, yeah?" "If you're the police, why don't you show me your stick?" "Come on, Jesús, cut the crap, I'm losing coverage." "What the...?" "Tomás?" "Tomás?" "Tomás?" "Alex!" "Come in, come in!" "What?" "It is great, isn't it?" "Don't tell me it doesn't look terrific?" "But... this is not what we had designed." "Alex, this is way better than you think." "But what have you done, Tomás?" "This was a project to find a cure to migraine." "The idea was a simple machine..." "This one's simple, hah?" " And easy to carry around." " This one's easy to carry around aswell." "Tomás..." "All right, maybe not which could relieve a headache with small eletric discharges." "I've created a neural impulse decoder." "OK, look, this thing... is the transmitter which records..." "Wait a moment, Wait a moment." "Records what?" "I think the best thing is you test it." "Sit here." "Sit here!" "Look." "This..." " A moment, what's this?" " ... goes on your head." " No, no, I'm not going to put that..." " It goes on your head." "Tomás, OK, OK." "This one holds into your spinal medulla and plugs your cerebrum to a transductor." "What?" "No, no, no, no." "Cut the crap I'm scared, OK?" "Shut up!" "Oh!" "And try not to touch anything made of metal right now." "Because the transmitter amplifies the electric impulses of your brain, and you could get a nice cramp." "Great!" "Eco!" "We've made contact!" "Is that what I'm seeing?" "No, this is way better." "It's what your brian is processing right now." "Come on you asswipe!" "Where's the cam?" "Think of something, the weirdest thing you may think of." "Fuck, that's me!" "Sure!" "You asked me to think about something weird." "I thought about you getting laid." "That would be fucking weird." " That's SO funny." " Hey, but how do you know?" "That's fucking awesome!" "With this we could help find a solution to a lot of mental problems." "Fuck!" "Cut it now, you fucker!" "Responsable fo the dilation, for the pumping of blood from the heart and a third layer, formed of connective tissue." "Gentlemen, let me introduce you to: the human heart." "As you may observe, this man died from an obstruction of the left carotid..." "Be still if you don't want me to slit your throat." "Nothing better to help you when you're feeling down than a little view on the Bible of modern women." "Let's see, what are you going to take this season." "A pink jacket, a yellow trench..." "Wow!" "That's not bad at all." "Turn yourself into a serial killerin 10 days..." "and lose 10 pounds in the process!" "Strangling, 250 calories," "Biting off an ear lobe, 120 calories." "And up to 69 ways of getting rid of those annoying corpses..." "I love it!" "Bárbara?" "Bárbara!" "Are we allowed to know who are you talking to?" "With the camera." "With the camera?" "Bárbara, you and me have to talk." "Guys!" "The class is over." "Have a nice weekend you all." "Bárbara, I think you should talk to the Psychologist." "I'm not crazy." "I'm not saying you're crazy and as long as I am the assistant principal, no camera is going to get near you." "Thank you very much." "Let's check your notes at my office." "Is my story boring you?" "No, I'm doing swell," "I'm doing fucking marvelous." "Oohh!" "Fuck!" "You're such a pain with those headbutts, cut it out, won't you?" "Kill me now if you got the balls!" "Kill me!" "Fucking brat, fucking crazy ass bitch!" "Of course." "Yes, captain sir." "The forensic examiner has just entered the room." "He'll start right now with the first of these autopsies." "Uncover the dead woman for this son of a bitch." "Yes, sir, we have a witness." "Eduardo Zamora." "He's at the hospital, doesn't remember anything." "This time with a katana." "Yes, captain, sir." "Fucking faggot gets into my balls!" "Come here, Clarita, come here, you little bitch." "Woo, what am I gonna do with you?" "You know I've brought you a gift?" "Oh, yeah?" "Give me a finger." "Is this one OK?" "To tell the truth, I don't know why do I bother, you've been a bad girl." "Me?" "You know I've brought a little gift too?" "What gift?" "Oo, delicious!" "Shhh." "You're a dirty little bitch!" "What are you going to do with me?" "I think I'm gonna have to give you a nice beating!" "Don't you know hitting a woman is something really, really bad?" "I'm gonna have to show you some manners, you naughty little wolfie." "Oooh!" "Now you'll learn a lesson." "Aah!" "Do you like it?" "Clara!" "Clarilla!" "Clara!" "Where are you?" "Clara..." "Clara!" "Be quiet." "I'm going to look for a bigger stick all the better to hit you with." "Clara!" "Clara!" "Ahhh!" "Help!" "Help!" "And now I'm going to fulfill the dream of every college student." "Aaahh!" "Aaah!" "Clara!" "How she runs, that bitch!" "Clara!" "Where are you hiding, Little Red Riding Hood?" "Clara!" "Clara!" "Surprise!" "You pity the poor girl, don't you?" "How she cried, that slob." "She didn't look so innocent the day of the funeral of her little friend Ángel." "Well, please..." "I don't know if in a moment like this any of you would like to express any doubts, any feelings." "I don't know the guy who died, and I'm so sorry but..." "Is there's going to be a final exam or not?" "Because some of us have studied." "Oh, please..." "Stop it now." "The truth is I think Ángel's dead deserves an answer." "We loved him very much and we won't forget him... so my proposition is..." "Let's make a party!" "YEAH!" "Is it or isn't it enough to kill them?" "Well... yeah, a little, yeah." "Do you know what this brings to my mind?" "The ending of "Titanic."" "Poor Leonardo Di Caprio, why he had to die?" "It isn't fair." "Why him and not the fat girl?" "Aahh!" "You bitch!" "If the girl was the one in the water, she would have easily put up with the cold." "The fucking walrus was protected by various layers of fat." "But, who said life is fair?" "Right, Clara?" "Help!" "What do you think of this knife?" "A little old fashioned, isn't it?" "The good thing about trends is that everything comes back." "So I'm going to make it fashionable once again." "Special Report." "The Campus Killer." "Well, you've seen it, three more corpses in the thousand-year-old hemrit of Saderminiano, a site of pilgrimage near the campus that's ended up forever defiled." "Next, we offer you an exclusive interview with the only survivor of this massacre," "Eduardo Zamora, remains an intern at the College Clinic." "Tell us, please, Eduardo, what does it feel to know this moment you could be dead and buried." "The rumors, are they true?" "Those that point out that you never, were attacked by the killer and all this is a plan to get media on you, and get a little attention." "That's really gross, Eduardo!" "What do you mean?" "Do you mean I have no friends?" "Are you telling me I have no friends?" "You'll be next, do you hear me?" "YOU'LL BE NEXT!" "Don't stop shooting!" "Keep on recording anything!" "Interesting..." "We have here inspector Rafael Villa, who is in charge of the case." "Is it true you've found Clara Gonzalez's body with the hands cut off?" "Or better yet, why don't you make for us some kind of physical description, a general portrayal of the killer?" "Well, all the investigations undertaken by our forensic team from the Anatomy Institute," "I may advance the following information we're dealing with a man, who is a male, around 30 or 40 years old, a corpulent man, a VERY corpulent man." "Is that your portrayal of the killer?" "You could fit that description..." "Such a fucking bitch that TV cunt." "She made me look an imbecile." "If I could get her without cameras" "I'd kick the shit out of her..." "You know what, lnspector?" "I loved the part where you said that thing about" ""our forensic team from the Anatomy Institute."" "Sure." "I guess this guy and me are supposed to be that team, am I wrong?" "Don't get into my balls, you Lexie." "Alex, my name is Alex." "The killer cut the other girl's hands with a saw knife." "The motherfucker did it bit by bit." "Alex, hold on right there." " Yes." " Where is it?" "We don't know?" "We don't know what happened with the hand, do we?" " Who are you?" " Tomás." "Nice to meet you." " Don't fuck me!" " Oh!" "Good Lord!" "Yes, captain sir." "Yes, sir." "I'll be there right away, captain." "What's the matter?" "Why are you laughing your balls off?" "Chief, captain..." "I don't want to hear a word." "That TV shit was a real shame." "Let's put it straight, I don't like you." "The moment I got you assigned to my district I knew there will be problems the death of those dealers." "You believe you can take justice in your own hands and that has a name:" "MURDER." "May I say a word?" "I don't want any more deaths, not a single one." "Do you hear?" "I'm afraid that won't be possible." "WHAT?" "!" "Enough of bugging me off, you old fart!" "Come on!" "I'll give it to you in the ass!" "Don't you worry, we are going to blame that bloody killer for this one too." "A shot at point blank on the right leg." "Cause of death: 6 incisions with a sharp instrument on the lower abdomen and torax 6 inches deep." "One of them reached the heart." "Alex, you won't believe this but this is not the same killer." "Awesome!" "I've been dissecting this old man for 4 hours and the curvture of the wounds doesn't match." "It doesn't match." "This murderer is stronger than the first one." "And the Campus Killer is is left-handed and this one isn't," "I know, but it could be that he is ambidextrous and his right hand is stronger." "Alex, I don't feel like arguing with you." "Look, I've spent too much time in this and I gotta go home and take a shower like I was a normal person." "So here's the briefing I'm leaving now." "Don't go." "You're not leaving me here alone, are you?" "Tomás, wait." "I'll call the inspector and tell him about the two killers." "All right." "All right, that's perfect!" "Great!" "You Speedy, you're truly a pothead!" "You really like that, huh?" "What Tomás really needs is a good shake up." "Just take a look, let's leave it at the hands of the master." "Hello" " Bárbara?" " Who is this?" " Hi." "I'm..." "Tomás." " Tomás who?" " Tomás, the guy who..." " I was sleeping." "Sleeping?" "But, it's just... 2:00 a. m..." "Geez, I'm sorry." "Well, I just wanted to tell you" "I think there's something going on between us..." "Ahh!" "Aren't you that freesbee guy?" " Why don't we meet?" " Right now?" " Now?" " Why not?" "OK, OK, this is fucking awesome." "Should I tell you my address?" " Ramón y Cajal 8." " See you soon, handsome guy." "Kisses." "Attention, attention." "We have to interrupt this program." "A special bulletin has just come into our hands." "A new body has been found in this Campus Murders Incident." "The captain..." "Fucking son of a bitch!" "4 hours ripping apart that fucker and now they're blaming that "Campus Butcher"." "Bunch of assholes!" "I bother myself and slit them open like cattle, just for this?" "The Butcher this, The Butcher that!" "And on top of that this smell of blood I can't get off of myself, not even with bleach." "No wonder why can't get any girl, if all day I stink like a corpse Fuck!" "Aahh!" " I mean, Bárbara!" " Well, I love that smell." "Bárbara!" "What are you doing here?" " How did you come in?" " Through the door." "No wow, wow, wow, I tell you.." "You got 2 options:" "You can keep up making stupid questions or you can fuck me right this instant." "Sure!" "Well I'll fuck you, I'll fuck you." "That guy they're talking about on the radio..." "Did you do that just by yourself?" "The dead guy?" "Yes." "It's just a temporary jig, huh." "It's just that when I tell the girls what I do most of them run away." "Well, I find it sexy." "Tell me how you did it." "Ask." "Ask anything you want." "Was it your first time?" "No, no." "I've slashed around 20 or 30." "When I grasp my scalpel I turn into a machine." "Tell me how you do it." "First, I slice them open from top to bottom, then I extract their organs one by one." "You're driving me crazy!" "FUCK ME!" "Tomás?" " Tomás!" " Shit!" "Don't open the door, I want to be penetrated, now!" "Yes, yes, yes." "Tomás!" "I can hear the moanings." "Turn off that porn shit and stop jerking off and open the door." " FUCK!" "That asshole, I can't believe my fucking luck!" "I swear I'm going to kill him." "Let me do it." "I open, OK?" " Can we go for a dinner tomorrow?" " OK, I'll pick you up at 9." "OK." "Wow, such a stud." "Could you tell what the fuck is your problem?" "Speedy González." " He's dead." " WHAT?" "!" "You've ruined the best moment of my life just because a mother fucking lab rat is dead?" "!" " Fuck, Alex!" " Wait." "There's an explanation." "I was with Bárbara right there..." "I mean, I was on top of Bárbara if you'd come 10 minutes later," "I would have been INSIDE Bárbara." "What are you doing?" "Turn off that machine, you're making me nervous." "I tell you." "I couldn't sleep, so I went to the lab rats to have a good time, and when I arrived" "I see him there" "Speedy González, lying on the ground, dead, But how?" "Alex, for your own good I hope all this has any sense." "Imagine Speedy was one of the Butcher's victims, OK?" "If plug him into your machine we could know the last thing he saw before he died, am I wrong?" "Haven't you told me he's dead?" "Speedy is a stiffy, isn't he?" "You know better than me that the brain takes an hour at least to stop working." "Did you read that on a mouse pad?" "OK, yes, after death brain maintains some neural activity but to a minimum, it's very light." "I don't think this machine is able to decode that." "Well, we could always estimulate his brain to the maximum." " What the fuck is that?" " Liquid ecstasy." " From my personal stash." " Fuck, Alex!" "Well, when the scholarship's over, one must take care of one's self." "Stop it, stop it!" "I think all this is nonsense." "Are you listening Tomás?" "Until the brain stops working victims have carved in there the image of their killer." "We only have to extract it." "Do you understand?" "All right..." " So far we have nothing." " Patience." " This stuff take it's time." " Why don't you put on some house maybe he gets in the mood, huh?" "Fuck!" "There you are!" "Yes, sir!" "Speedy!" " This is cool!" "And that pill?" " That's mine." "But it must be a..." "No, Speedy, no, no..." "What the fuck has happened?" "Shit!" "Now I'm going to have to to restart the entire system!" "We must take this equipment to the Mortuary." "We have to test it on humans." "On humans?" "!" "Are you nuts or what?" "I mean, forget it." "Not on humans, I'm not joking, forget it!" "I'll send the moving van tomorrow, OK?" "No, no, besides, tomorrow I have a date with Bárbara, so don't call me, under no cirmcunstance, OK?" "Even you find out a meteor is falling upon..." "OK, anything comes, I call you." "Come on you fag." "I'm dead serious." "I couldn't have imagined today" "I would wake up with a squid on my bed, and some body parts attached to a big cock." "It's just every time I get drunk, I wake up with a different guy." "If only he was hot," "I'd have an excuse to do what I do." "No..." "No, no, no, no." "No." "It may not be a good idea..." "I know what you must be wondering about." "What's such a cute girl like me doing with a creep like him?" "I don't know, apart from killing people, we have many things in common." "I mean, he's not your tipical fuckwit psycho." "He's somehow different." "Excuse me, as we are here having a nice talk telling me your life and stuff... would you mind moving your leg from my throat?" "It's just I can't breath, you know?" "Uuuch!" " Yes?" " I'm the Campus Butcher." "First I'm gonna slit your throat and pull out your vocal chords so you can't scream, and then..." "Go to Hell!" "She's hanged up!" "Fucking bitch!" "Well... who's next." "Yes?" "Who is this?" "I'm the Campus Butcher and I'm going to rip your..." "Well, well, don't tell me." "Hey, you're supposed to get scared." "It's not funny this way." "Oh!" "Oh, my God!" "I'm scared, I'm so scared!" "OK, let's play a game." "I'm going to ask you a little question." "If you answer correctly I'l let you live, but if you fail..." "I'll have to cut your throat." "No..." "I can't think, I'm so scared." "It's very easy, you dumb bitch." "Let's see, tell me what's the name of the killer in 'The Silence of the Lambs'." "I don't know." "You're a bad person, it's too hard." "Come on, everybody knows this one." "I'll give you a clue." "It rhymes with Cannibal, and it begins with Ha-." "Wait a moment!" "If what you're trying to say Hannibal Lecter is the killer in "Silence of the Lambs" let me tell you, you're so wrong." "I'm not gonna fall for something that stupid." "The real killer in that movie is Jame Gumb, 'Buffalo Bill', the faggot who makes that little dance with his cock between his thighs." "Do you do that kind of stuff in front of the mirror," "Alex?" "How could you be so stupid as to call precisely me prentending you are the Campus Butcher?" "The killer is me!" "Fuck you!" "Listen, you Barby shit, this is not funny." "No, no, you listen to me, moron." "If you hang up on me again I'm gonna slash your stomach open, and I'm gonna take your guts out and stick'em right through your throat until I watch you drown in your own shit" "Wow!" "Silence." "I like it better this way." "OK, it's enough." "This must be a joke," " Fuck!" " Why don't you begin hiding?" "I'll be with you right away." "Sayonara, baby." "Wait, stop fucking with me..." "Stop fucking with me!" "Aaaalex?" "Alex?" "Where are you, Alex?" "I promise that if you come out I'll kill you swiftly and painlessly." "You're pissing your pants." "That's cute." "Cut it out, fuck!" "You can't be the killer!" "Why not?" "Is it because I'm a girl?" "Do you know what's wrong with the serial killer world?" "It's full of sexism." "But that... is over." "Still, still!" "Don't get close to me, don't get close to me!" "Shit, I don't want to hurt you." "Bárbara, cut the crap, fuck!" "I got a knife!" "Please, Alex, that's not a knife." "This... is a knife." "OK, OK..." "Wait, calm down." "Let's talk, OK?" "Does it hurt?" "It hurts more than in the movies, right?" "Now..." "I'm going to peform an incision on you right over the sixth rib, and hopefully, I'll pierce your lungs and cause an hemorrhage." "By the way..." "Glen... is not... gay!" "No!" "Aaahh!" "Aah!" "Ah!" "Achh!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Aaahhh!" "Aahh!" "Aahh!" "No!" "Aahh!" "Ah!" "Good bye, Alex." "Bárbara!" "La, la, la, la, la, la." "La, la, la," "Look how nice." "How beautiful you are..." "Look at me... how happy I am..." "OK... tell me." "What plans you got?" "What are you going to do when this is all over?" "What?" "The murders?" "No..." "I mean college." "I'd like to marry and have two children." "And... you want to be a housewife for the rest of your life?" "No, of course not!" "I'm going to be a housewife, a stewardess and a singer." "Then why are you on Med School?" "Because it's the best place to meet my future husband." "He'll have to be a plastic surgeon." "OK." "You got a little spot in there..." "Good evening." "I have the great pleasure tonight, to introduce to you the special dish of this house for more than a 100 years." "It is a Pheasant in Port Wine..." "What the heck?" "..." "In Port Wine..." "Flambe." "It's always the same!" "Pheasant in Port Wine... flambe." "Hey!" "Take it away!" "For Chirst's sake!" "To tell the truth for these prices these waiters are kind of clumsy, huh?" "Bárbara, you look beautiful." "You think so?" "The truth is I couldn't make my mind between this one and a Caprile* red dress I saw this morning..." "(A renowned Spanish designer)" "But some bitch with a horrible guy took away from me." "The fucking bitch." "Well, this one suits you really well." "A moment, I'm going to the lady's room." "La, la, la, la, la, la..." "Oo!" "That's cute!" "You really have guts, dear." "What?" "Who's there?" "I tell you, not every woman has the guts to go and throw up in such a fancy restaurant." "You've just thrown 100 euros into the toilet." "Throwing up?" "Me?" "How dare you?" "Wait a moment." "Don't you remember me?" "This dress was perfect for me and it looks like dog's ass on you." "Go away, please." "Look the bright side:" "You'll never again have to worry about getting fat." "Come on... take off that dress, I don't want to stain it with blood." "Blood?" "Blood?" "What?" "Are you crazy?" "!" "Open up, please!" "Me?" "No!" "But I'm going to kill you." "Help me, please!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Help me, please!" "Help!" "Please!" "Help!" "La, la, la, la, la..." "It's incredible." "How've you done it?" "Remember that woman that took it from me at the store?" "I just snuffed her in the bathroom." "You're totally deranged." "By the way, Id' like to see you wea a smoking." "I dare you." "Are you crazy or what?" "If you do it... you are going to make me feel... reallly, really... horny." "Are you out of your mind?" "You want me to give you my smoking?" "But I don't even know you." "You don't know me?" "You do man, man, you do!" "You and me, are exactly alike." "I bet you everybody hated you in Highschool," "Huh?" "They looked at you as a weirdo, didn' they?" "A geek..." "A geek, yeah!" "And the girls, huh?" "What happened with the girls?" "I bet you you were in love with a girl who was dying for the nastiest guy in class?" "Precisely it!" "Why did all the girls craved for the greatest assholes, huh?" "Youl see, I had this gay friend, I mean really really gay, who fucked all the girls in our class every single one of them, just to give it a try!" "Just to see what it felt like!" "Sure, the fucking guy was well trimmed, took care of himself," " smelled good..." " What an asshole!" "That's cheating!" "And all the while I was wanking myself dry." "Just like me!" "Bro, come here, hug me!" "Did you..." "Did you... were a Trekkie also?" "Man!" "Sure I was." "At your command, Capitain Kirk!" "Have you seen the girl I'm with tonight?" "Well, she's a babe." "She's the hottest girl in the world." "And if you let me have that smoking" "I might have a chance with her." "If you don't, tonight, I'd have lost the best oportunity in my entire life." "Well, partner, you can count on me whatever the problem!" "La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la..." "Woo!" "You've done it!" "Where's the geek?" "Where did you hide him?" "I've just let him there." "Mmm!" "Why?" "Did I have to hide him?" " Let's go." "Before they notice" " Notice what?" "What was I talking about before you interrupted me with kisses?" "About that device which decodes neural impulses." "Yeah, yeah..." "OK, OK, OK, OK." "I've explained you how it works, right?" "Well the concept is way more simple than it looks like." "It's about asigning a numeric notation to any abstract thought." "Life is 1, death is 0." "The stars are 001000, OK?" "Our brain works exactly like this, through binary codes." "You're very weird.." "Um..." "Yeah, and you are not, right?" "You know what?" "Every time I look at the stars I feel so small." "Life if is chaos, everything is a mess, we come into this world sticky, covered in blood, and from that moment on, it's over, it's all the same." "Life is like that, Bárbara." "It's like the stars." "Look at them." "At first sight it looks like they're all tossed in there, scattered, but everything has a logic, an order." "Do you know why I like killing people?" "No." "But tell me, my sexy-psycho-killer." "Because they become perfect that way." "They stop getting fat, they stop smelling like sweat." "It's like they were at peace." "Only in death we find our balance." "You're a weird, weird, completely and utterly weird girl, huh?" "It's because of my mother." "Could you leave that gotdamn photo in its place?" "THIS is its exact proper place!" "And I like things to be in their exact proper place." "I only want things to be perfect." "Is that a crime?" ""I didn't want to wake you up." "You look so innoecent when you sleep you." "They've called me from the mortuary." "I don't know what they want this time.." "Shall we go to Med School Dance?" "Kisses... "" "Good morning." "Excuse me, let me in, I work in here." "Alex?" "Alex!" "Still." "Hold him." "Alex!" "God!" " Calm down!" " Alex!" "Who was it?" "!" "The same one, as always." "Alex?" "Tell me it isn't true!" "Pull him down." "We need the phone number of some forensic doctor on duty." "Call control." " Do you want to hunt down that son of a bitch?" " What?" "I'm asking if you want to catch my friend's murderer." "Bring me another victim, a body less than 2 hours dead." "If keeps a minimum brain activity, I'll show you" " the face of the killer." " OK." "All right." "And, of course, you didn't see anything either?" "No." "I haven't seen anything." "All right." "Yes?" "I'm inspector Villa." "I'm investigating the case of the "Campus Butcher"." "Stop looking for 'him', I'm the killer." "Yeah, very funny." "You'll see, someone saw you yesterday entering the Anatomy Institute around 8 o'clock." "I would like to know if you saw anything or anyone that looked strange or out of place." "No." "Well..." "On second thought, yes." "But come in, come in." " Yeah?" " Yes." "You fuck!" "You really take your time for dying." "You've left such a mess in my car!" "Die, fucker!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Hello?" " We bring you a hot one." " One more?" "This one's just been snuffed." "Fuck!" "Geez!" "Let me take a look." "Fuck!" "We're in our way, inspector!" "Let's see if your capable of rememeberring anything!" "If a little rat can do it, you can do it too, right?" "Shit!" "It had to be on the head?" "I hope the traumas are no that big." "Lets go there!" "A little shot, it's not gonna hurt." "Come on!" "Come on, come on, come come on Yes, remember." "YES!" "es, yes, yes, yes." "That's it, that's it, very well!" "Show me the face of the killer!" "I can't believe my fucking luck!" "Fuck!" "My head..." "What have you done to me?" "You're dead." "Let me take your pulse." "The fact I'm dead doesn't mean I'm an idiot." "You've resurrected me." "I want to know how." "Wake up, dammit!" "Do you remember dying?" "This son of a bitch's just fucked me and I can't even remember his face!" " Let's calm down." " Listen to me." "Whatever you've done to me I want you to make it to the others." "The others?" "Fuck, don't point it at me!" "What others?" "One of these fuckers must have seen the face of the killer." "No." "Look, I don't know if it's gonna work a second time." "This ones have been dead for too long." "I tell you, don't point at me with that shit!" "Well, what could happen if it works?" "What if they come back?" "Hello, Clara." "Hey!" "You, don't scare her!" "Come on, come on!" "Go away, there's nothing to do in here." "Inspector, are there any more bodies?" "You mean now that fucking decoder con reanimate the dead?" "Well yeah, as you may see it." "But, what the fuck?" "..." "It really worked" " fucking great." " I tell you." "Shit, this coffee tastes like puke." "Alex, there are more bad news..." "Well, it must be got damn bad, 'cause this week's been kind of..." "Have you seen that cage?" "Cunt!" "Speedy!" "You've returned form the grave too, huh?" "And you've grown bigger." " And the other rats?" " He's devoured them all." " And that's the bad news." " Well yeah, yeah." "It seems, after some time..." "the brain stops..." "Alex!" "Alex?" "...it stops working correctly and then... well... what do I know... at the end the only thing that's left is the animal instinct." " But Speedy is a mouse." " Yeah..." " He's an animal." " Yeah, yeah, yeah..." "The human brian is much more more complex, this doesn't mean..." "And on top of that, that inspector is so carried out with this reanimating the dead bussiness, he's conviced that at least one among these zombies is going to remember the face of the killer." "Fuck!" "We've reanimated at least 20 or 30 so far." " And where are they?" " Huh?" "There are no "20 or 30" in here." "Hey!" "You!" "Where are you going?" "To the party." "What fucking party?" "You can't go resucitating the dead at bucketfulls." "Excuse me, Alex." "I don't mean you." "Bárbara!" "Bárbara!" "Fuck!" "I forgot." "What time is it?" "Holy Mother of God!" "She'll be at the party." "Alex, I'm coming to get her..." "No, no, no, you have to know this..." "Alex..." "What's the matter with Bárbara?" "Who?" "Fuck!" "Promise me you'll stay in here..." "Hey, I'm not going bonkers." "I'm not going bonkers, am I?" "Ah!" "Fuck!" "What a headache!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "You fell for it!" "You're an asshole!" "Be careful." "It's that coffee." "Well, well, well." "This is the end." "Tell me, what shall I do with you?" "Well, just to keep it cool, you let me live, don't you think?" "One more death, what's in it for you, girl?" "Killing so many, this is gonna end up kind of X-rated don't you think?" "You know what would be original like hell?" "You sparing my life." "The audience won't expect that for sure, girl." "That would be really cool." "It would be kind of like killing me, but the other way around, don't you think?" "I forgive you." "Wow!" "Fuck!" "This is great, fuck!" "Fuck!" "Excuse me!" "Errh... this... can you...?" "Girl!" "Girl, where are you going?" "You are not going to leave me like this, are you?" "Fucking bitch!" "Fucking whore!" "You're not leaving me sticked here, you hear me?" "I shit on your fucking face, you stupid brat!" "I think I've changed my mind." "And now I'm lost!" "Where the fuck is that house?" "María?" "What's happened?" "what are you doing here?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Heeyy!" "What a funny costume!" "It's like, casual, but..." "Have you seen Bárbara?" "She may be there, around the living room." " Oh!" " Thanks, thanks." " Ehh!" "Have you seen Bárbara?" " No." "But if you like, I can cut off your so you don't have to ask anymore." "Excuse me, have you seen Bárbara?" "Do you know how the Campus Killer looked like, man?" "Let go you asshole!" "Like a fucking refrigerator.." " Bárbara!" " Tomás!" " What's happened to you?" " Nothing." "I'll explain later." "Oh, Tomás, I can't stand those stupid girls." "He can use the ham knife and skin them alive." "Stop it, Bárbara!" "Something very serious is happening, OK?" "And there's no time for explanations." "I'll tell all about it later." "We have to come out from here now!" "Now!" "Well OK, I'll go upstairs to get my coat." "Hurry up!" "Man, look at that!" "Look at those costumes!" "Hey!" "Geeks, this is the party!" "It's here." "Fuckers!" "Good job, good job!" "Well done, well done!" "Look at them!" "They're coming to the party." "They're coming to get you!" "Come here, let me attend you properly, you babe!" "She's giving it away!" "Fuck!" "Get out of my way!" "Silence!" "Attention!" "Attention!" "Silence, please." "Listen to me, got dammit!" "Attention!" "I have to tell you something very important, so I'll need your complete attention." "But you've shot through the ceiling, man!" "You motherfucking yuppie, would you shut the fuck up?" "OK..." "I've got some bad news and some good news for you, the bad ones is that, there's a bunch of bloodthirsty zombies out there about to enter the house." "What zombies?" "No zombies!" "The only zombie around here is me." "That's why I got this knife here sticking from my head, huh?" "Would you shut up?" "You think I'm joking or what?" "Have you brought crucifixes and wooden stakes to kill them all, or what?" "I've said zombies, not vampires, you asswipe." "The good news is if we give them what they want thye won't hurt us." "They've come for the "Campus Bucther"." "If we give them that fucking murderer they'll leave us alone." "You mean the "Campus Butcher" is in here?" "Well yeah, you've said it, man." "And you think that's good news?" "!" "Are you stoned or what?" "Yeah, man, come on!" "Open the door, more music, let's party on!" "Wow, wow!" "Come in, come in!" "Don't run!" "DON'T RUN!" "If we stand still, nothing would happen!" "Aaaaahhhh!" "Aaaahhh!" "Put something against that door, fuck!" "Aaahh!" "Tomás, Tomás, no!" "Aahhh!" "Come one, guys!" "Let's calm down, huh?" "We're all so pissed off and we won't get anywhere like that!" "I understand you, I know you got all the motives to be mad." "Bárbara!" " Tomás!" "What's happening?" " You won't believe this!" "Remember that neural impulse decoder?" "Well, it can bring the dead back to life." "That's imposible." "So, as we are already in this mess why don't we speak to them calmly?" "Where the fuck have you got those guns?" "Talk calmly, eh?" "There's no reason to argue!" "Everything can be solved with a little communication." "You're asking for war." "Let the party start!" "Aaaahhhh!" "Aaahhh!" "Let go!" "Aaaahhh!" "Right!" "Tomás, are you OK?" "You think it was better this way?" "Look at my hand!" "They're rising again!" "They are not dying!" "Of course they rise, they're zombies." "Have you ever seen a zombie flick?" "What do we have to do to kill one of these?" "They hate fire!" "We must burn them alive!" "I've left the flame thrower at home." "Is there any other way?" "Shoot them in the head!" "What do I know!" "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "Sons of bitches!" "I'll kill 'em all!" "Hold on, hold on!" "Alex!" "Alex, no!" "Don't do it!" "Through the window, fuck!" " They eaten them alive!" " And now they'll devour us!" "Aaahhh!" "Get in!" "Tomás!" "Try to calm down, OK?" "In the end they're just 4 losers with no class." "Have you seen Alex?" "God!" "Too many things are happening!" "I got to think." "What the fuck is that?" "It's coming from the door." "Aaahhh!" "Calm down, huh?" "Be quiet." "Specially don't scream!" "It's a joke!" "Sure!" "It's some hidden camera joke from a TV show!" " one that plays jokes on the famous people." " Is she arrogant or what?" "." "Where is the camera?" "Where, where is it?" "They're very well hidden 'cause I can't see anything." "Boys!" "Come out now!" "I cannot die, I'm Marisa Fitzgerald Stevens." "Would you shut up?" "Now's when you scream, pretty one." "Bárbara, what are you doing?" "Nooo!" "What have you done?" "Why?" "It's over, such annoying bitch." "I can't believe this, do you realize what you've done?" "She was hysterical, got me sick!" " But you've killed her!" " Ooh, don't tell me!" "Are you the one who killed all those people?" "In theory, yes, but look it here now I'm must kill them all once again." "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" "Did you kill Alex?" "Tomás, I don't know why you seem so surprised, you killed the sheriff and that geek at the restaurant." "You're not precisely an angel." "I was talking about my job as a forensic pathologist." " I have never killed anyone." " What?" "I'm no killer." "Then what are you?" "Don't tell me." "I thought we were soulmates." "How could I?" "And I've slept with you!" "With a geek!" "Wait a moment!" "You're a serial killer, OK?" "If there's any circus freak in here, it's you." " Oh, yeah?" "You know what?" " What?" "!" "You're so lucky you fuck so well because if you didn't I would have shot you already!" "You know wha..." "Thanks." "Fuck, just what we needed!" "Let me see, I think I have a lighter." "Bárbara, why did you do it?" "Do you know the story of the Frog and the Scorpion?" "Well no, I don't know it," " but I'm not in the mood for stories." " Listen." "A Scorpion, who wanted to cross a river, told the Frog:" ""Take me to the other side"." ""If I take you there you'll sting me and you'll kill me"." "Not now, please." "Half way through, the Scorpion stung the Frog." "The Frog felt the poison spread all through its body and, while it was drowning, it shouted to the the Scorpion:" ""Why have you done it?"." "Aaahhh!" "Oh, sure." "Some guys think with their dicks." "Tomás!" "Tomás!" "It's me." "Alex!" "Shut up!" "There!" "How many times have we watched Evil Dead?" "And know you're gonna come to me with a cute little face to tell me: "Man, I'm your friend"." "I'm sorry, Alex, but I won't fall for it." "What shitty gun did you give me?" "There's only one way out." "No... no fucking way." "There's no time, so jump, shit!" "Bárbara, you can't point at me with a gun every time we have a argument." "It's a little violent." "Tomás!" "Jump!" "Aaaahhhhh!" "Tomás." "Tomás!" "Tomás, answer me!" "Don't leave me." "Tomás!" "No, no, no, no, no." "What's the matter?" "Is little toy broken?" "Do it now, you son of a bitch!" "Die, bastard!" "Bárbara, don't worry, everything will be OK." "We're going to leave this town together." "I know my way on mechanics." "I could work in any car repaor and earn some money, a lot of money." "And I could get you a beautiful house and have children... many children." "All the children you want." "Ahhh!" "Aaahhh!" "What have you done?" "Why?" "You know what the Scorpion said to the Frog?" "Aahhhh!" ""I'm sorry," "I can't help it"." "Aaaahhh!" ""It's my nature"." "Ah!" "Uuuhh!" "Subs by Fredegis"