"'I'll get the moon and the stars for you.'" "'I'll take care of you.'" "'I will fight with the world but will never leave you.'" "'Lovers used to go the distance to see a glimpse of their beloved.'" "'Somebody used to run a marathon in the dessert.'" "'Somebody used to swim across oceans.'" "'Somebody used to make way through the mountains.'" "'Boss, it is not easy to build a building for 20 years." "That too with the same colour.'" "'One needs patience.'" "'Shahjahan was not a fool who spent so much on marble.'" "'He did this for true love." "True love.'" "'The union of soul with the soul." "Wow... '" "'But then... '" "'Then the times changed.'" "Why are you wearing dark glares at night?" "It's my style." "Remove it." " No!" "Remove your glares!" " No!" "Look!" "No!" "Samit, remove your glasses!" " No!" "I said, no!" " Remove it!" "No, please!" " Remove your glasses!" "I'll leave the steering!" "I said, no!" "You're behaving like a child!" "God!" "People who know nothing about style wear dark glares at night." "You're jealous because I'm looking handsome." "You're wearing dark glares!" "Can you see anything?" "What will you do if there's a pothole or a speed breaker on the road?" "You know, I have a backache." "God knows why you have a backache." "We've not done anything in six months and three days." "Just because of you." "Most unromantic person on this planet!" "What has romance got to do with what happens in the bedroom?" "That too between a husband and a wife." "Husband and wife are beyond romance." "Husbands and wives are not beyond romance!" "You are beyond romance!" "And your silly games!" "Sometimes you are a doctor and I am the nurse." "Sometimes you are Bill Clinton and I am Monica Lewinsky!" "I'm sick and tired of these games, Samit." "These games don't turn me on." "Anyway, to do it you have to come home." "You're never home!" " Listen!" "Listen!" "I was at home last Sunday." "Did anything happen?" "No!" "You know mom had come on last Sunday." "Yes!" "Next day the A.C. Broke down!" " Yes, because of whom?" "Because of Raju, the electrician!" "I didn't know my private life would depend on some Raju." "You know, the doctor was saying if you don't do it for too long you lose the balance between body and mind." "I get dirty thoughts all day in the office." "I can't meet my female colleague." "Awkward..." "I can't sit comfortably." "I have to stand up very often." "Oh, God!" "Didn't I tell you to remove your glares and drive?" "Sorry!" "I didn't see." "Didn't see!" "You can't hear!" "You don't feel anything!" "You come late from work!" " Yes!" "Then you say we don't have any physical intimacy!" " Yes!" "You're married to a handicap!" "I don't have my hands!" "I can't drive!" "My eyes are closed!" " What are you doing?" "I can't see anything." "What are doing?" " We'll meet with an accident!" "Stop the car right now!" " We'll meet with an accident!" "Stop the car!" "Madness!" "Oh God!" "Miracle!" "What?" "I can see!" "What?" "The speed breaker!" "Look!" "Are you going to walk over it or should I drive?" "I'm warning you, Samit!" "When we go to Rishi and Simi's you have to behave yourself." "For the last time!" "Yes." "For the last time." "'There are bound to be ups and downs in life.'" "'You shouldn't feel insecure.'" "'God is not playing games with you.'" "No, he's playing 20-20 with us!" "Idiot!" "'Become a film director in two months!" "'" "'Big B's film academy!" "'" "What do they think of themselves?" "They can make any dumb person a filmmaker?" "Hello!" "Some are born filmmakers." "Others can't become one." "You get angry when every student of yours is not Mira Nair or Shyam Benegal." "Come on, Simi, that's nonsense." "You know, I do appreciate many students for their work." "Really?" "Yes!" "In fact there's a student who has submitted a good script." "It's called, 'Why do men have nipples?" "'" " What?" "No seriously!" "Why do men have nipples?" "There they are." " Yes." "We'll not fight before them." "Hello!" "Hello!" " Hi!" " Hello!" "Hello!" " Welcome!" "Hi!" " Hi!" "Welcome!" "Hello!" " Sorry, we are late." "Should we remove the shoes here?" "Don't be silly." "Shoes?" "What do you mean?" "No need." " Remove the shoes out there!" "How are you, Samit?" "!" "We missed the dinner reservation." " Sorry." "It was at 8:30 or something." "Maybe we can push it by half an hour or so." "How about a drink?" " Yes." "Have some wine." "Why don't you..." " We have some red wine." "I would like some wine, please." " Sure!" "Samit, same?" "It's a style." "It's a style?" "It's my style." " Mita!" "Thank you." " Oh, God!" "Actually before going to dinner we'd like to say something." "What is it?" "Should I?" "Or do you want to?" "Speak up!" "You're pregnant?" " Are you?" "How can she be pregnant?" "I don't understand anything." "Actually, Samit and I are going to split." "Let's go." "It's not so serious." "We've had a talk." "We think this is right for us." "We'll be fine." "Are you serious?" "Yes." " We've discussed it a lot." "It's mutual." "What are you saying, Samit?" " Yes." "Let's go for dinner." "We'll talk outside." "Why would we talk over dinner?" "We'll talk at home." "When did you decide?" "Long back." "Wouldn't you say?" "We didn't have a fight, you know." "We are... you can see we are fine." " We're fine." "Yes, we're fine." " We're fine!" "What do you mean you're fine?" "What's the reason?" "How can you split?" "You are Samit-Mita for us." "You know." "Samit-Mita!" "We're still Samit-Mita." "I'm Samit, she's..." "You'd get bored if we go into the details." "Really." "I can never think of it." "It's shocking!" "I mean." "You're so good together." "She's right." "Hang on!" "Have you two found someone else?" "No!" " No!" "No!" " No!" "Yes, no!" "I'm interested." "I want to know." "You know, I'm feeling a little sick." "Listen, we're not spoiling anything." "We just want to live separately." "We are thinking about it." "It was a tough decision to make." "Now don't say you won't support us." "This is madness!" "You'll change your decision by nightfall." "No, we've begun..." "We've begun to look for a place." "She'll stay at the same place and I'm moving out." "I'm not feeling well." "Come on, Simi!" "Really Mita!" "Let's have dinner." "Dinner?" "How can you think of dinner at a time like this?" "Don't get upset." " I'm not upset." "I knew this would happen." " You know everything." "How can you say it so casually that you're going to split as if nothing has happened?" "I mean, you know each other since a long time and suddenly out of the blue..." " Simi, it's none of our business." "Why not?" "They are our close friends." "Look, there's not a major problem between us." "Then?" "Couples do separate!" "They have little problems." "Samit, please, just don't give me any of this nonsense." "It is institution of marriage..." "We were so close!" "At least, I thought so!" "Why is she so upset?" "She cares about us." "I also care about you." "Simi!" "Simi, we are fine." "We wanted to do this." "Simi, why are you taking this so personally?" "I am upset." "Can't I get upset?" "Simi, I've talked to a marriage counselor." "When?" "She has talked to a marriage counselor." "They've talked to a marriage counselor." "Marriage counselor?" "The matter has become so serious!" "And no one even bothered to tell me!" "Thank you!" " Simi!" "Listen, Rishi!" "Please!" "Please!" " This is too much." "Don't make it into a World War III." "Please." "Let's go for dinner." "Forget everything." "Simi, come on!" "I knew this would happen if we came to your house." "You don't have control over her." "She must listen to you." "'Didn't Mita ever tell you about the separation?" "Any hint?" "'" "Now that I think about it then Mita must have said it." "About living on her own." "But she never said anything negative about Samit." "As far as I can remember." "'Tell us about yourself.'" "I am Simi Sharma." "My husband's name is Rishi." "We've been married since four years." "We don't have any kids yet." "I work for a magazine." "I had a boyfriend before marriage." "We were going to get married but it didn't happen." "And it was nobody's fault." "'Simi said they did go for dinner that night but the atmosphere was very tensed.'" "Please!" " Please!" "You know Samit, a new restaurant has opened up." "Chinese?" "Yes!" "So..." "Please!" "I can manage it." "No need to put on this act." "To show that you care." "I know that you don't." "Mita!" "What happened?" "Are you embarrassed in front of your friends?" "Is that it?" "Do you want to maintain your goody-goody image?" "Of course!" "No!" "No!" "Samit is perfect!" "I am bad and I have all the shortcomings." "Right?" "Mita, we had discussed that we will behave properly." "We are fine, aren't we?" "We are not fine!" "You are fine." "You've been with me just for your convenience." "You are successful just because of me." "I have made all the sacrifices." "What have you done?" "We're fine?" "What does he say after coming home?" "What's for dinner?" "What have you made?" "Did I tell you to make this?" "Where are my Hakka noodles?" "You are so lazy, Samit!" "And so untidy!" "He can't even keep his cupboard clean." "Do you know that?" "I don't know what I've been doing with you all these years." "And your clothes?" "What are you wearing?" "What do you think of yourselves?" "You think you are a superstar?" "Mita!" " Don't touch me Samit!" "You know, I never felt that you care." "That you need me." "And why would I?" "Who am I to you?" "Say it before everybody." "Who am I to you?" "I'm your housemaid!" "That's it!" "You don't appreciate me." "Have you ever appreciated me?" "Have you ever said anything nice about me?" "Can you say it now?" "Before your friends." "Try!" "Say it!" "Can you look at me when I'm talking to you, Samit?" "Please!" "I'm wasting my time with you!" "God!" "Waiter?" " Waiter!" "Amazing!" "We think we know our friends but actually we have no idea what they are thinking." "I mean." "Do you also hide things from me?" "What?" "Me?" "I'm talking about them." "Not us." "What would I hide?" "I don't know." "Some hidden feeling or desire." "Some fantasy might be!" "No!" "Nothing!" "Do you?" "No." "Maybe sometimes, I..." "What do you mean?" "I don't know." "You're very critical, you know." "No, tell me, Simi." "Forget it." "We've fought about this before." "Let's go to sleep." "We'll talk tomorrow." "I'm sorry." "I'm fine." "Samit must have said something to you." "You meet him everyday." "Yes!" "He had told me about an incident." "Palli!" "Palli, come here." "What is it?" "This morning what were you saying about Sush?" "I just said she is very forward-looking." "Why don't you try?" "No!" "Are you crazy?" " Why?" "What's the problem?" "No!" "I don't do such things." "She doesn't say anything to anyone." "She's not a whistle-blower." "All the juniors are having fun and the seniors are..." "look!" "Hi!" "Shall I call her?" " Don't look!" " Why?" "Don't look at her!" "What about my wife?" "What if she finds out?" "Look, you had said your married life is boring." "Didn't you?" " I did?" "Of course!" " When?" " Over lunch!" "No question about it!" "I didn't!" " You did!" "Did I say that?" " Yes, you did." "Did I say it after having beer?" " Yes." "She's a hot babe." "She's won a beauty pageant." "Come here!" " What?" "Come here!" "What is it?" "What exactly did I say?" "You had said Mita is very cold." "And your aerobic trainer is very hot." "What?" "No." "I shouldn't have beer during lunch." "Forget about it." " No." " I'll give you her number." "No." " Just wait!" "I don't want it!" "Take her number and talk to her." " I don't want it." "What do I say to her?" "What do I want to do?" "What do I say?" "Give her some hint!" "Hint?" " Yes." "For example?" "Give her a smile." "I smile at her everyday." "Tell her you want to give her some notes outside the office." "Notes?" "Outside the office?" "Outside the office?" " Yes!" "All right, see you later." " No." "I can't do it." " Just understand." "Palli!" "Palli!" " See you later." "What?" "No." "No..." "Thank God, Samit threw the number away." "As far as I know, Samit doesn't mess up with such girls." "Why?" " He's too naive." "'Yes, he did call.'" "'A month after he got the number.'" "'He talked very lovingly on the phone.'" "'I think he was a little tensed." "You know.'" "He was behaving like a teenager." "I think he was quite cute." "'Where did you meet?" "'" "He wanted to meet at a coffee shop." "I called him home." "Door is locked?" "What?" "Door is locked?" "Yes." "Is my mobile ringing?" "No." "I thought I heard it." "I don't hear anything." "I think my mobile is ringing." "No, it's not." "Door is locked?" "It is." "What happened?" "I'm in pain." "What?" "I have a stomachache!" "Why?" "What happened?" " I'm not feeling well." "Did you eat something?" "Want some water?" " Yes." "Give me some water." "I think my mobile is ringing." " It's not ringing." "Just tell her, I'm in a meeting." "I'm not feeling well." "Do you want to something?" "Should I call a doctor?" " Dispirin (tablet)!" "Do you have dispirin?" "I think my mobile is ringing." "It's not ringing!" "Where is my mobile?" " Want some more water?" "Here!" " Dispirin!" "What is happening to you?" "What has happened to you?" "I think my mobile is ringing." " Your mobile is not ringing!" "I think my wife is continuously calling me." "What do I do?" " Just a minute." "What happened?" " Let me do Shirshaasan (yoga)." "Shirshaasan!" "Are you sure?" " It's ringing continuously." "What are you doing?" "Sir!" "Oh, God!" "Are you all right, sir?" "Why don't you say something?" "Oh, God!" "Sir!" "I am deteriorating!" "I was afraid." "I hoped he didn't really have a heart attack." "Imagine!" "My boss, dead in my own house!" "God!" "'Did you meet again?" "'" "Yes." "We met a month later." "In my house." "He did a lot of things this time around." "And then I got a promotion." "Then I lost interest in him." "And, Mita?" "She's cold in bed?" "What's so surprising?" "She's of the intellectual type." "You know more about her?" "Samit mentioned it." "That's it." "And me?" "What did you tell Samit about me?" "Why would I tell him about you?" "There's nothing wrong with you." "I love you and we're fine." "But you said I'm not very extrovert." "My God!" "You still remember such an old matter." " You did say it." "I said it casually." "Fine, now I'm saying sorry." "Rishi, do you feel like going to such girls?" "No." "Never!" "Sure?" "You're really in a strange mood." "I mean, they are separating and you doubt me!" "Can we ever split?" "I've never thought about it." "Did you?" "No." "Let's do it." "What?" "You know." "I'm not a machine." "I should be in the mood." "You'll get in the mood." "Don't worry." "Take a shower." "Will you refuse after I take a shower?" "Why would I?" "You don't trust anyone, do you?" "You're telling me to take a shower at 1am." "I hope you don't change your mind." "Then let's not do it." "Nobody is forcing you." "'After her separation with Samit Mita went on a date with her colleague, Rajat.'" "'Rajat was in love with Mita.'" "Hey!" " Hi!" "Hi!" "Come in!" "How are you?" " I'm fine." "You're looking good." "Thank you." "Oh, God!" "Sorry!" " It's okay." "Yes!" "Hello!" "Sorry." " Welcome to my rented palace!" "It's very nice." "I hoped you'd really like it." "Anyway, hey!" "I have two tickets for the play." " Really?" "Great!" "My friend has written the dialogues of this play." "Really?" "That's great!" "Are you all right?" "Yes, I'm fine." "Should I get you something?" " No." " Some water?" "Actually, can I make a call?" " Sure!" "From the other room?" " Please!" "Sorry!" "Just a minute." "Hello!" " Yes?" "I was trying to call you." "I never got connected." "I was inside." "So, how are you?" "I'm fine." "I'm perfectly fine." "No, I was just concerned, Mita." "Are you okay?" "I said I'm fine." "Samit!" "Are you okay?" "Yes!" "No." "Yes." "I miss you, Mita!" "I miss you." "Are you crying?" "I'm mad." "I don't know why I start to cry." "Maybe I don't deserve you." "It's okay." "Its okay, Samit." "No, you don't understand." "I feel like crying out loud." "It's okay." "Its okay, Samit." "Just calm down." "Everything is fine." "I'm not going anywhere." "I'm right here." "Please don't cry." "I can't see you crying." "I just realised that we are connected, Mita." "We are connected..." "I know, just listen." " Yes." "We both know this living separately is not working for us." "Let's try to get back together." "Then, you..." " Yes." "Everything will be fine." "Just like the day we had first met." " I'll call." "I'm coming to pick you up right now." "No!" "No!" "We can't live without each other." "No, no!" "I'll be there!" "No, I will come to you." "Where are you?" "Office!" " I'll prepare your favourite Hakka noodles." "And then at night we'll hug and sleep together." "We'll make it a really special day, Samit." "No, no!" "Mita, I said it casually." "But it doesn't happen all the time." "Where are you?" "I'll come right away." " Mita!" "I can't leave you alone in this big bad world." "Why don't you understand?" "I'm okay." " Will you have coffee?" "Samit, you are living-in with her, aren't you?" "No!" "No!" "Don't lie!" "I know you are." "That's why you wanted to live separately." "So that you can live with her." "It's been just a week." "And you've settled down with her?" "No!" "Never!" "You had planned it much earlier." "No!" " You had it yesterday!" "Never!" " Oh, no, Samit!" "Don't talk nonsense!" "You've been meeting her much before this." "I know it!" "I knew something was bound to happen." "But so soon?" "God Samit!" "You're such a liar!" "Are you all right?" " Yes." "Any personal problem?" " I'm fine." "Where are we going?" "It's an English adaptation of Kamasutra." " What?" "Kamasutra?" " Yes." "I consider it as yogic science." " Rubbish Rajat!" "I want to watch this play." "I won't stop living because of someone else." "Just give me one second." "Don't move!" "I'll pick it up." "Mita!" "It's me!" " Hi!" "Long time!" "What?" "Hi!" "I know who that girl is?" "The same girl for whom you go to Bangalore so often!" "Yes!" "No!" "You've been eyeing her." "Yes." "What?" "She's a gym instructor, isn't she?" "That's why you started going to gym every morning." "She works in your gym." "I had never thought you would hide so much from me." "I thought it was a temporary state of affairs." "Hello!" " I never thought you would fall for someone else." "My back!" "I thought we'd use this time to understand our relationship." "Hello!" " Where we went wrong!" "Hello... hello!" " God Samit!" "You wanted to bring someone else in your life." " Mama!" "I rejected the advice of my friends and parents and married you." " I can't hear anything." "I think I made a grave mistake." "I didn't know you'd cheat on me!" "You lied to me, Samit." " Hello." "You filthy, dirty..." "One minute..." "Hello!" " You deserve to be alone!" "I hate you!" "I wish we had never met!" "I don't understand..." " I don't want to ever see your face again in my life!" "I'll burn your photographs!" "I'll throw away your clothes!" " Hello." "Hello!" "Hello." "You're such a liar!" "When does the play start?" "I don't feel like going to the play." "I'm feeling a bit upset." "You?" "Why are you upset?" "You men!" "A girl gets a bit older and everything changes." "I was..." " Don't defend yourself, Rajat." "Till the girl is young, everything is beautiful." "No!" "No!" " After that all that men want is variety." "You're misunderstanding me." "Mita, you're very beautiful for any age." "I mean, for anyone." "Strong beginning and a strong end." "I'll see you next week." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Raga, one minute." "I've read your script." "It's quite good." "Really?" " I was impressed." "In fact, I feel this would be the best script of this semester." "Great!" "Good language." "Strong dramatic points." "It was a tight narrative structure." "It was impressive." "Look, I mean it." "It's a complement." "Nothing else." "I mean, don't take it any other way." "Look, it's true there are many professors who are womanizers." "They think they are lady-killers." "They flirt with female students." "Complement them." "I mean." "It's pathetic!" "But it happens." "I haven't done it." "I can never do it." "I'm married." "Why should I cheat Simi?" "So!" "What does Raga mean?" "My mother, she loves Indian classical." "She has a whole library." "Oh!" "As in, Raga?" " Yes." " Sorry." "Is your whole family artistic?" "Arty?" "No!" "My dad's a diplomat." "Mom's a professor at National college." "So, Raga, are you married?" "Or are you married and divorced?" "Or is it just that, your whole family is just wild?" "Wow!" "I didn't know I was wild." "No!" "You're... you're not wild." "I'm just..." "Your writing is very passionate." "I don't know." "It's just a trick." "A trick?" " Yes." "When I was in school, I had written an article on Paris." "I've never been to Paris." "You just don't need to." "It's a trick." "So you can write anything?" "But there was a girl." "Many years back, before marriage." "Her name was Juhi." "Juhi was the greatest..." "What can I say?" "She was the greatest..." "She loved physical intimacy." "'We did it anywhere we wanted.'" "'Seriously!" "'" " You naughty boy!" "'Gardens, people's houses, balcony, roofs, car, buses.'" "Hit me!" " 'Yes!" "I swear, in buses.'" " Hit me!" "I'm going to teach you a lesson!" "She was complex and so beautiful." "I don't know why I'm attracted to such girls." "I call them suicide bombers." "Because they run into you and they take you down." "Just a little bit of connection and my imagination runs wild!" "I can't help it." "I'm a writer." "I'm a filmmaker." "I'm a creative guy, you know." "Perhaps this is..." "But crossing the line now?" "Lmpossible." "I'm married." "Anyway... 'Rishi said after splitting with Mita Samit just disappeared.'" "'He never used to take my call.'" "So, let me take time, baby." "'We used to spend more time with Mita.'" "Because, you know..." "'Mita was very depressed.'" "Ready for tomorrow." "Let's go upstairs!" " Yes." "Samit?" " Oh no!" "Samit!" "Hi!" " Come on!" " I'll introduce." "Hi!" " Hi!" "He is Rishi." " Hello!" " Hi!" "She is Simi." " Hi!" " Hi!" "Mita!" " Hi!" "I..." " What happened?" "I have to go." "I have an appointment." "Appointment?" "What about lunch?" "Mita, lunch..." " I have to go." "Some coincidence, yes?" " Yes!" "Sorry, what was your name again?" "Kaya!" " Kaya!" " Kaya!" "Sorry." " God!" "Kaya..." "Bandra!" "So, what do you do, Kaya?" "She's a trainer!" " Aerobics!" "Trainer?" " Yes." " Aerobics and also a trainer." "Aerobics trainer." "And, why don't you come for dinner?" "She's a great cook." "You'll love it." " I've prepared vegetarian food today." " Please." "Not today." " Not today." "Let's have Chaat (snacks) this evening then." "Yes baby, I want to have Dahi-bhalle (snacks)." "Or you want to cook something?" "No actually..." "Whatever you say, baby!" "My mother has come." " Yes." "It's all right, bring her with you." "She'll have a great time." "No, she has an eye infection." " Chest infection!" "Okay." " Anyway, since we are here, shall we get coffee?" "Yes, there's a beautiful store here." "I also want to buy tamarind." "Let's go together." "Should we?" " Come on!" "I'll just come." "Come on!" " Okay." "Why don't you take my calls, you fool?" "Rubbish!" " What?" "I keep calling you." "You don't pick up." "Please." "Did you change your number?" " Please!" "One second!" "And what's all this?" " What?" "What's all this?" "Who do you think you are?" "Will Smith!" "Men in Black!" "What's going on?" "Come on, Samit!" "Is this your second childhood?" "You've started having Chaat!" "Since when?" "Explore man!" "Explore!" " You're crazy!" "You've gone crazy!" "Listen!" "Listen!" "Boss, she's fantastic!" "Her family has come from Jalandhar." "And her father is a policeman." "You left Mita for her?" "I'm shocked!" "Listen, you are a friend." "Listen!" "Listen to me." "It's not too late." "Call Mita." "I think she still loves you." "Yes." "Listen, I don't need your advice." "You're not a saint!" "Yes, you're not a saint." "Excuse me!" "We're not talking about me." "But about you." "We're talking about you, stick to the topic." "Mita is a lovely girl." "Yes, she's a bit quarrelsome..." " A bit quarrelsome?" "A bit quarrelsome?" "Do you know her better?" "I do." "I've lived with her." "You don't know her." "I don't know her." " Yes!" "Tell me a shocking thing about her." " Shocking?" "Thing?" "I can't tell you." " Yes!" "Come on..." "I just..." "I don't want to hurt Mita." " Yes." "I'd never want to hurt Mita." "That's why you've got an item girl." "Don't call her an item girl?" " What?" "Don't call her an item girl?" "Please!" "She was a student of psychiatry and..." " Psychiatry?" "Now, she teaches aerobics." "And she makes me feel relaxed." "You know." "Mita used to stress me out!" "I used to be stressed all the time!" "Why?" "Why should I be stressed?" "All her friends are arty type." "Interior decorators!" "How many art films can I watch?" "I was tried of watching art films!" "I love Mita!" "I love Mita but she was cold." "She was never in the mood." "If I placed the ash-tray wrongly I used to feel I've committed a murder." "I've killed somebody!" "And it took you two years to know that?" "Two years?" "Two..." "Yes." " Yes!" "I mean, I accept my mistake." "It took me two years." "I mean..." "I'm not a snob." "My feelings a very clear." "I'm not a snob." "I don't like art." "And I want somebody who can have fun." "Who loves life!" " You don't have to be a snob." "Who can scream!" "Who can shout!" "She's just..." " Who can love life like that!" "She screams?" "I never knew something like this happens." "She's wonderful!" "You know what she did yesterday?" "Good!" "Good!" "Good night!" "Good!" "Good!" "My fantasy!" "Come and see." "My fantasy!" "Good night!" "My fantasy!" "Come and see." "My fantasy!" "My fantasy!" "Come and see." "My fantasy!" "Goodnight!" "My fantasy!" "Come and see." "My fantasy!" "Goodnight!" "If I were a pizza-delivery boy..." "I would be hot with you in 20 minutes." "You'd open the door with a smile when I ring the bell." "Buy one get one more free." "There would be different offers." "My fantasy!" "Come and see." "My fantasy!" "Goodnight!" "My fantasy!" "Come and see." "My fantasy!" "You are so beautiful, my darling." "I want to look at you all the time." "You are so beautiful, my darling." "I want to look at you..." "Assume I am a nurse." "Let me check your pulse." "Assume I am a nurse." "Let me check your pulse." "You're not breathing." "Let me take your breaths." "I'll put you on glucose." "And decorate the bed with red roses." "Please!" "Please!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "And, yes!" "Your mother didn't come." "She's in Delhi." "I know." "'How long did your affair with Simi last?" "'" "Four years." "'But what happened?" "'" "No matter how hard we tried, our relationship never worked." "'Why did you split?" "'" "I wanted to." "I couldn't take it anymore." "But now I feel Simi wanted to split." "'So, she left you?" "'" "That was not her style." "Simi can drive anyone crazy." "She fights back with silence." "Basically, passive aggressive types." "All the time they feel they are helpless." "Why me?" "Don't do this to me?" "When she met Rishi for the first time..." "listen to this." "When she met Rishi for the first time..." "When did you come here?" "This morning." "With everyone." " All right." "You mean..." " With my colleagues." "My colleagues are sitting there." "They'll be here for the weekend." "But..." "I'm going to leave." " Yes..." "I have lots of work." " Same here." "I have a car." "Would you like a lift?" "No." "It's okay." "I'll take a train." "Why would you?" "I have a car!" "I'll drop you." " No, that's okay." "That's okay!" " Sure?" "I'm very comfortable taking a train." "Really?" "Where do you live?" "Colaba." "And you?" "Colaba is too far." "So where do you stay?" "I live in Bandra." " Don't be silly!" " Town?" " No." "No..." "I'll drop you." " I'll take a train." " Take the highway to Bandra..." "There's no problem." "Its okay, I'll take a train." "Kebabs by Karim!" " My God!" "Believe me!" "This street food is..." "Actually, you know, I'm feeling quite hungry." "Can you come over there?" "Because they are serving something there." " No." "No thanks." " No?" "Sorry!" "Do you want something?" "I'll get it." "No, I didn't mean that." " No, I'm sorry." "No, not at all!" "All right, look..." " I was just saying..." "I'll get it." "I'll check out the deserts." "For myself." "No!" " What about you?" "Have something..." "Please don't bother!" "Please don't bother!" "I'll have it later." "Okay, they have Chicken Tikka (barbecue) and salad." "Salad?" "Let's have salad." "You want salad." " No thanks!" "Won't you drink anything?" "Sorry!" "Sorry, what will you have?" "No!" " Soft drink." "Juice. - I didn't mean it like that." "No, I..." " Soft drink?" "Soft drink is fine." " Okay." "And listen!" "I'll get a taxi to the railway station." "Please don't bother." "I'll take a taxi." "What are you saying?" "I have a car." "It's done!" "That's it!" "Are you sure?" " Yes." "He brought her salad." "Then he changed his plans and dropped her home." "And all the time she kept saying, 'lt's okay.'" "'You don't have to, you know.'" "'Lt's Mumbai!" "I'll manage." "Don't worry!" "'" "Amazing girl!" "But didn't he tell you that there was nothing between us in the last two years of our relationship?" "I mean nothing." "He was angry because I didn't turn out to be as he had thought." "He was searching for someone like his mother." "Anyway, he was very unromantic." "And I couldn't accept it." "I mean, the one who gifts a slim sauna belt on your birthday..." "Slim sauna belt?" "I've never gifted a slim sauna belt." "I gave her a treadmill because she asked for it." "The fact is she thought I was not husband material." "Period!" "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "I was just going through your script." "No, this is crap." "Forget it." "Why?" "Because it is about us?" "What else can I write about?" "Did you have to insult me?" " Insult?" "'Yes, the way we had met at the party in Lonavala.'" "'The moment he met her thoughts of Juhu rushed to his mind.'" "'And all the blood in his body rushed somewhere in his legs.'" "'But when he finally got to know her all the dreams evaporated.'" "She was me, isn't it?" "That's right." "She was not wild like Juhi." "But she was boring like me." "She's the best woman in the script that's why he married her." "And he regretted it." "Look, its crap." "I was going to throw it." "I didn't tell you to throw it away." "It's very nice." "Keep it." "It's artistic." " Yes!" "Look!" "Please, I know you think this script is mediocre." "What do you understand other than..." "Dear Agony aunt Simi, my name is Rajat..." "I'm seventeen." "And I'm suffering from night falls." "Help me!" "Help me!" "Yes, help me!" "You know, I've been made an assistant editor but you don't care about my judgment." "Had it been someone else, you'd have taken it seriously." "No!" "Never!" "I don't know why you ask for my opinion because you don't even care." "'A few days later Mita called Simi for lunch.'" "'And she made a surprising announcement.'" "I like being single." " What do you mean?" "I mean I can live without Samit." "I don't need him." "Wow!" "I used to think something else about you." "It's just an initial fear." "Later, I tell you, it's a blessing." " Yes." "I don't have to wake up early and make coffee." "Sleep as long as you like." "You get fresh newspaper." "The bathroom is not wet." "You get the TV remote in its right place." "The list is endless." "I think you're right." "Of course, I'm right." "There's one advantage of marriage." "If I meet anyone now I can use my experience." "You know what." "Sometimes even I want to be free." "I know." "How?" "You were very angry when we split up." "Me and Samit?" "No." "You were angry." "I was doing what you wanted to do." " No, Mita!" "I mean, Rishi and I are fine." "And besides not every marriage is perfect." "That's right." "It's a blessing even if everything is all right." "Anyway, forget it." "I want you to meet someone." "Veer?" "Your office colleague?" "Attractive little heartthrob!" "He just joined." "He had a girlfriend but, thankfully they just broke up." "Very attractive!" "Yes!" "I'll introduce you right now." "Now?" " Waiter!" "Yes." "Let me finish my tea!" " Hurry up!" "If you like him, we will all go to have dinner." "That's it." "Just do it and show it to me." "Thanks." " Okay." "Hi Veer!" " Hi!" "This is my friend, Mita." "Hi!" " Hi." "She's a cosmetic surgeon." " Cosmetic surgeon?" "Wow!" "I'm totally against cosmetic surgery but I've seen some models in this business who look great after the job you guys do." " Really?" "Yes." "Some things only appear to be good." "If you know what I mean." "I have to send a fax." "You guys carry on." "I'll be right back." "Okay." "The moment I met Mita, I fell in love with her." "I was very attracted to her." "She says what she feels." "She doesn't hide anything." "She's very beautiful." "Please have a seat." "In fact our magazine's next issue is about botox versus anti aging creams." "Everyone is busy with that." "I think what surgeons can achieve can never be achieved by Botox and stuff." "Even I don't think these things are effective." "I think a simple massage might just do the same." "I don't like massages." "I find them very messy." "Very unhygienic." "I hate them!" "'So you'd like to give all the credit to Simi?" "'" "Yes, totally." "But the fun part is when I met Simi for the first time I thought she was flirting with me." "Maybe she was not happy with her marriage." "Then I met her husband and everything seemed to be fine with them." "She is like this." "Very giving." "She's done me a huge favour by introducing me to Mita." "He just broke up." "I know." "You told me." "I told you?" "I don't know him that well." "He is always very quiet which I like about him." "He has a good sense of humour." "He gets more charming after drinks." "Some time back we had a party at the office." "Just after two drinks he was just..." "He started reciting poetry." "And he also started to cry." " Really?" "Yes." "He cries?" "Cries in the sense, quite cutely." "What do you say?" "Should we all meet?" "Actually he's already asked me out." " Really?" "We studied in the same college." "Anyway." "Next Thursday." "Wow!" "Great!" "I'll be matchmaker." "Your second story is also very interesting." "It was wonderful." " Great!" "I was impressed." "Thank God, you liked it, you know." "You inspire me a lot." "It was just an opinion." "Just an opinion?" "Your opinion means everything to me!" "But that line in your script was wonderful." "Which one!" "Life is not a dream but a bad TV soap." "Shall we take a walk?" " Sorry?" "I mean." "Okay." "Okay!" "You know, the way you have handled the relationships..." "Be careful." "You've built up tension." "It's very effective!" "And also the climax." "It's beautiful." "You know, writing is very sophisticated." "For five days I was searching for a word which would describe a husband completely." "I couldn't find anything." "And then it finally struck me." "Landoor!" "Actually, I checked in the dictionary but didn't find the word called, Landoor." "I made it up." "You made it up?" " Yes." "Landoor!" "You know sometimes I think I should own an island." "And a yacht." "I would live in the island for six months." "Imagine!" "Just imagine!" "In the early morning sun, I would be on the deck writing." "Sounds great!" "And in the evening in the middle of the ocean I would kiss." "If you haven't kissed in the middle of the ocean then you haven't really kissed." "What do you think?" "Do you think physical attraction lasts long?" "The last time I was with someone we didn't go beyond a kiss." "You felt shy?" " No, not at all." "Then he wasn't romantic enough?" "No." "He was romantic." " Okay." "Then?" "Sorry, I'm getting personal." "No." "It's just that we couldn't do it." "You couldn't kiss?" " No, not that!" "Then?" "I was scared." "A kiss is very intimate, you know." "You don't have to be scared." " No!" "You don't understand." "'After that Raga said something to Rishi which really shocked him!" "'" "'Lt completely changed his outlook towards her.'" "'Weird questions filled his mind.'" "'Like Samit, he too lost his balance between body and mind.'" "'But one thing was clear to him.'" "'That size does matter.'" "No, let it be." "What are you doing?" "No." "You know, I read a survey in a men's magazine." "There were really interesting questions." "The first question was, 'how good are you in bed?" "'" "Really?" "No, I mean, they asked men how good they are in bed." "So I thought who better than you to ask how good I..." "After so many years of marriage you are thinking of all this?" "No." "There was one more question." "Have you ever made your wife uncomfortable because of your size?" " What?" "Have I ever hurt you in bed and you didn't tell me then you can..." "If you have..." "Are you all right?" " Yes." "I don't know you've been acting really weird." "I don't know what all do you think about." "Are you thinking of a divorce?" " Divorce?" "No." "I just thinking whether I satisfy you or not?" "Please, I would've told you." "Simi!" "Simi!" "Can we... come on!" "Are you mad?" "I'm working." "I have a deadline to meet, Rishi." "Yes?" " Hi!" "Hi!" " Hi!" " Hi!" "Oh, yes..." " I..." " Come in!" "Come in!" "No, are you sure, I can..." " No problem... tell me." "How did you come here?" "You had said Paramount Towers." "How did you get the flat number?" "The guard told me." "How did the guard know?" "He said you get a lot of medical supplies." "Is everything okay?" "I mean..." " Yes, we get some medical stuff." "Come." "Sit." "You're living like a bachelor." "I am..." "What do you have?" "It's just an adventure." "I had gone shopping to Bangalore." "Bangalore or Bangkok?" "Just understand." "It's a lot of fun." "Shut up!" " Pochkoo!" "Are you ready?" " No!" "Please!" "Pochkoo?" "That's my name these days." "Pochkoo, sweety candy, sweety Bopara." "Those are my names." "Sweety Bopara?" " Yes, very imaginative." "Pochkoo!" " I'm coming." "Just wait!" "Pochkoo!" "Condom!" "540 rupees!" "Sir, money?" "Give you later." "I'd ordered it since morning." "You got it so late." " Sir." "Come!" "Tell me something." "We are of the same age." "So are you taking Viagra or what?" "No Viagra!" "Never!" "You have to discover the stream of energy from within." "Look, we are of the same age who would say we are of the same age?" "Look at yourself and then look at me." "I look so youthful." "And you're looking like an uncle." "I looked like you when I was with Mita." "Uncle?" "Yes, I'm..." "Look!" "Look at me!" "And variety is the mantra!" "Boss, variety!" "Sweety, where is my sports-bra?" "Must be with the doll!" "Doll?" " Got it from Bangkok." "Are you wearing it?" "No, I..." "Yes!" "It slipped to the back." "It's quite slippery." "Yes!" "I'm getting it." "Variety is the spice of life." "Sweety!" "Sweety Bopara!" "Coming!" "Sweety Bopara!" "'Excuse me!" "'" "'Do you think variety is the spice of life?" "Like Samit said.'" "Rubbish!" "What has he become?" "Pochkoo!" "I mean he's completely lost it." "Kaya is like my student." "She's young and attractive." "But that doesn't mean you'll have an affair with every young and attractive girl!" "That you'll chase her!" "You should have some control, for God's sake!" "He has completely lost it!" "'But Raga!" "Raga?" "'" "'You too like Raga.'" " What do you mean?" "'You too complement her.'" "'Don't you like her?" "'" "'Come on, it can be seen!" "'" "'You like Raga!" "'" "'Hello!" "Don't you?" "'" "'You love Raga!" "'" "Hi Veer!" " Hi Simi!" "I've got soup for you." " Thanks." "You're a sweetheart." "You were quite busy, so I thought." "It's hot." "Should I keep it over there?" "Yes, sure." "Are you going to a concert?" "Indian Music." "Wow!" "I just hope Mita likes that kind of music." "I'm sure she will." "Okay, tell me what you think, Simi." "After the concert, I've planned to take her to Royal Darbar for dinner." "That's beautiful!" " Yes!" "I like all those chandeliers and candlelit tables." "It's very intimate." "Very romantic." "It feels kind of strange to date someone who is recently separated." "That's true." "I'm very old fashioned." "Candlelight dinners and ghazals (songs)." "I like all that." "Me too!" "Renu used to say I should've been born in the 50's." "She thought it was very mushy." "No!" "I think it's so sweet!" "You too like all this, don't you?" " Very much." " I know." "Do you still find me attractive?" "Simi!" "Of course!" "Really?" "I said it." "But these days we don't do anything." "Because we have different schedules." "But earlier when we wanted we used to find the time." "Simi, when we used to do it anywhere, you used to be scared that someone would come or someone would see and all that." "Now you feel it's romantic." "Let's get some sleep." "Goodnight." "Do you find other girls attractive?" "I told you, right?" "No?" " Why?" "Your college students?" "All of them must be crazy about you." "No, there's nothing like this." "Everyone knows I'm married." "Life is a journey." "We are travelers." "Life is a journey." "We are travelers." "We have a companion but our destinations are different." "We have a companion but our destinations are different." "Life is a journey." "We are travelers." "Life is a journey." "We are travelers." "We have a companion but our destinations are different." "We have a companion but our destinations are different." "There is a desire to unite." "Distance is the hurdle." "There is a desire to unite." "Distance is the hurdle." "We're one." "But we're not the same." "Some love each other." "Some are angry." "Some love each other." "Some are angry." "We have a companion but our destinations are different." "We have a companion but our destinations are different." "Life is a journey." "We are travellers." "Life is a journey." "We are travellers." "We have a companion but our destinations are different." "We have a companion but our destinations are different." "It was great, wasn't it?" "It was good." "The music was very good." "Music was good." "But the seats were very uncomfortable." "Don't you think?" "Oh sorry!" "I'm already getting a cold." " Sorry." "Food was good." "Oh, I am glad you liked something." "But the cook doesn't know how to prepare Biryani (flavoured rice)." "I prepare better biryani at home." "Are you coming?" "Will that be okay?" "Sure!" "Coffee!" " Sure!" "I'd love to." "Nice place Mita!" "I don't like it." "The decorator messed it up." "Anyway." "I'm looking for a smaller place, you know." "Maybe in Lokhandwala." "Isn't it funny?" "You never know how life changes." "Want to get married again?" "God, no!" "I love being single." "Some are happy being married." "Not me." "I think I should." "Really?" "Why didn't you?" "I don't know." "I almost got married but it didn't happen." "Coffee!" " Thanks." "I want to be single for a while." "I want to meet new friends." "If I find them then it's great." "Otherwise, I'm fine." "You'll get you want, Mita." "You're beautiful." "Wait!" "Wait!" "I'm not ready." "Okay?" "I'm sorry." "It takes me a little time." "I understand." "I haven't met anyone since a long time with whom I feel comfortable." "Do you like my company at least?" "If I didn't, I wouldn't meet you." "Thanks." "Nice coffee." "Thanks." "I really had a wonderful time with you." "I did too." "Veer!" "Please!" "I'm sorry, Mita." "It's just that I really like you." "It's my mistake." "Actually, my marriage has been dead for so long." "Anyway, everything has to end someday." "Right?" "But you never know when." "I found out." "That's what's killing me." "'I had gone out shopping and Samit had gone to Bangalore.'" "'But suddenly, just by accident... '" "Look at these." "These are the right size." "Yes." "That's good." "Yes, but what's the size?" "32 B." "What is 32 B?" "Driver, take me home!" "I just told you." "32 B is 32 B!" "No, you don't understand." "Actually, I have a visual memory about how they are but I don't know how much is 32 B?" "I mean, a little smaller than yours." "He's running with the bra!" "Catch him!" "How can he do this?" " Move!" "Mita!" "Mita!" "You are having food?" "How was Bangalore?" "Very tiring." "My boss kept me really busy." " Really?" "Yes." "I'll take a shower." "'I was angry." "And I was hurt.'" "I waited for many days." "Thought he'd tell me everything." "He never told me anything." "After getting so suspicious, I never found an incident which would increase my suspicion." "I decided to forget it." "Everything will be fine." "But I couldn't." "Because I started thinking about removing him from my life." "There were too many tensions between us." "We had big fights." "And now I'm single." "One of those, who should get married." "Raga!" "Hi!" "Hi!" "I'll just see you guys." " Bye." "Where are you going?" "I was going home." "Okay, I'll drop you." "I live quite far away." "No problem, come." "Are you sure?" " Sure!" "Come, meet my parents." "They'd love to meet you." "Just come and see how I live." " Okay." "Raga!" "Raga!" "Raga!" "What are you doing here?" "For him!" "You're not meeting me for him?" "What do you mean?" " What?" "You've been mistaken." "No, I wanted to meet him." "I wanted too see how he looks." "But I'm not impressed." "Not at all!" "This is not my boyfriend." " Impressed?" "He's my professor!" "Boyfriend?" " Your professor?" "Yes." " Really?" "Yes sir, I'm professor Rishi Sharma." "Nice to meet you, professor!" "That's enough, Chirag!" "Tell me something, professor." "Do you seduce all your students?" "Do you have a choice?" "I mean..." " What did you say?" "Chirag, come on!" "Enough!" "I'm sure he doesn't scare you." " Scare you?" "I don't understand!" "Chirag, what are you doing here?" "Please!" "Please give me one more chance." "Please." "Chirag, stop behaving like a teenager." "Okay?" "I'm sorry." "Then what do I do?" "Have you ever thought what will happen to me?" "Have you ever thought?" " I just cant, okay?" "I'll be gentle..." " No..." "I can't." "Brother, make her understand." "What's my fault?" " Are you okay?" "I can't breathe." "Please go!" "It's a big no!" "Okay?" " We'll manage it!" "Please give me a chance!" "Rags!" "I'm sorry." "I just cant breath." "Raga, who was that?" "If you want to know then I'll tell you little by little." "It's a long story." " Yes." "Please." "Ok." "Before joining this course, I used to get bored at home." "Dad asked me to join his office, as a trainee." "I met another trainee over there." "His name was Raghu." "He was recently divorced." "This Raghu is your dad's colleague?" " No!" "This is not Raghu." "This leads to him." "I'm telling you from the start." "Raghu used to come home." "Then one day he tells me he loves me." "I was very flattered." "Around the same time, I met Raghu's brother Rajiv and sister-in-law, Suzanne." "We used to talk a lot." "Then one day Rajiv tells me he has a crush on me as well." "So this is Raghu's brother, Rajiv." " No!" "This is not Rajiv." "This leads up to him." "But pretty soon I was seeing both of them." "But instead of being happy my feelings were very mixed up." "I was miserable." "I had these dark circles." "My neighbour, Chirag." "He saw me like that." "He asked me out for coffee." "I thought why not." "I was very impressed with his lifestyle." "Bachelor at 40." "He also gave me a shoulder in tough times." "One day he told he doesn't want to hear about Raghu and Rajiv." "Because he had fallen for me." "He is the one I told you, the one who has a problem." "So he's the one who has..." " Yes." "He's a nice guy." "But then I met Zaheer at the gym." "He was of my age." " No!" "No!" "Raga!" "Thank you!" "No!" " That's enough!" "He was very sweet!" "And he liked me." "Then I realised what am I doing with these oldies?" "Then I straightened up." "And I am dating Zaheer." "God!" "You have so much material you can make a debut feature film and also a sequel." "No, you can also make a soap of 100 episodes." "Don't you think I am doing the right thing?" "I mean I like being with Zaheer." "But I started feeling I was an unfulfilled fantasy or dream of every 30 plus guy, right?" "You are always right." " Mom!" " But you never want to..." "Raga has come!" "This is professor Rishi Sharma." " Hello!" "Very glad to meet you." "And dad." "Sir." "It's an honour, sir." "Can I get you something?" "No, thank you." "Actually if you have a pill for headache then please..." "Raga's birthday is coming up in a few days." "We'd like you to come." "Dad, he doesn't want to come." "We would like it if you come with your wife." "Mom, he doesn't want to come on my birthday." "You have a nice influence on her." "She's very impressed by you." "She's is a wonderful girl." "It would be an honour for us if you come." "Dad, he won't come." "Simi!" "Finally, I've read your poems." "Oh, really?" " Yes." "Thanks!" "Tell me honestly, did you like them?" "You write well." " Really?" "I just can't believe it." "It's just a hobby of mine." "No, they are full of feelings." " Yes?" "What does your husband say?" "I can't show them to my husband." "He's very critical about my writing." " Yes?" "Obviously, I don't write seriously." "You know." "But I'm so happy you read it." "Great!" "The one you've written on Almora." "There is a river there." "I'd love to live there, you know." "If fact I have thought that after death my ashes should be immersed in that river." "Really?" "Yes." "In fact I used to tell Renu about that river." " What?" "Really?" " I like that place very much." "I can't believe it." "Wow!" "Shall we go out for lunch?" "Yes, let's go." " Come on." "Back to work?" " Yes." "Simi!" "Can I tell you something honestly?" "Yes, of course." "I wanted to thank you for introducing me to Mita." "I think I'm in love with her." "So soon?" "But I don't think she's interested." "Well she has just separated so..." "But the problem with me is that when I love someone I can't wait." "You have to give it some time." "Is she really as nice as she looks?" "Mita?" " Yes." "Yes, she's very nice." "She's honest, you know." "And decent." "So, I don't have words to praise her." "Simi, thank you." "Thank you so much." "Your opinion is very important for me." "You know." "I'm not feeling well." "I just..." "What happened?" " I don't know, maybe the food..." "I'll just..." "I'm going to go to the toilet." " Can I..." "No, I'm fine." "I don't know why I introduced them." "When I obviously like him." "Maybe I was confused." "I didn't know what I wanted." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Gentlemen!" "Gentlemen!" "We're here at the party now." "And we'd be doing some bad things." "Can you feel it in your body now?" "Can you feel it in your body now?" "Can you feel it in your body now?" "Can you feel it in your body now?" "My darling stuns you with her glance." "My darling stuns you with her glance." "My darling stuns you with her glance." "My darling stuns you with her glance." "There is intoxication." "There is excitement." "In this chaos." "You don't know where you are." " Hello!" "Hello." " I'm so glad you could come." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I'll get you a drink." "Raga is somewhere here." "Excuse me." "Enjoy!" "There is intoxication." "There is excitement." "In this chaos." "You don't know where you are." "My darling stuns with her glance." "My darling stuns with her glance." "Drown in those intense eyes now." "And never surface again here." "Intoxicated and in beloveds arms." "Everyone is lost here." "I just want to have fun." "There is intoxication." "There is excitement." "In this chaos." "You don't know where you are." "Hi!" " Hi!" "I'm so glad you're here." " Thanks." "You look different." "Nicer!" "My younger!" "Thanks." "Come on!" "Not now!" "Raga!" "I had a torch." "What luck on my birthday?" "By the way, you look very nice in candlelight." " Thanks." "Did you see that lightning?" "It's pouring nonstop." "How will people go home?" "Raga, happy birthday." "Wow!" "I didn't want to give it outside because there're many people and they would misunderstand." "It's lovely!" "Thanks." "It's beautiful." "But do you know what I really want?" "What?" "A birthday kiss would be nice." "Birthday kiss?" "That's all?" "That's all?" "It was a birthday kiss." "Well, you know what I want." "Your boyfriend is outside." "I know." "It's not serious." "It's not serious?" "I can't even think about it." "I mean..." "Okay, I have thought about it." "I mean, a thousand times but..." "This is crazy!" "This is crazy!" "Yes, actually it's disappointing." "Disappointing?" "Raga, your boyfriend is outside." "Come on!" "It's raining so heavily." "It's my 21 birthday." "Don't you want to do something wild for a change?" "Even if it is stupid." "I'm sorry." "I think I'm drunk." "No." "I... you mean..." " I just..." "You mean you want a real kiss." "A professional kiss." "Yes." "Both lips together." "Lips." "I mean, upper and lower lip locked." "'I had thought about it many times.'" "'But I couldn't do it.'" "'Now when I was kissing Raga I realised I always wanted this.'" "'Lt was raining heavily.'" "'And I thought the lightning could strike any moment and I would die.'" "'I couldn't breathe.'" "'I felt I was dying.'" "'And it was wonderful.'" "It was great!" "It was fantastic!" "It was amazing!" "But we should never do it again." "Why?" "What happened?" "Look at us, Raga." "If you were a bit older and I was younger, maybe but..." "No, this is never going to work." "Sure?" "I'm sure!" "I'm sure!" "But I knew this would end like this?" "Did you?" "Yes." "Coming out from there, I headed towards home..." "I don't know, but I wanted to hold Simi." "I just wanted to go home, kiss, and hold Simi." "'Excuse me!" "How is everything?" "'" "Everything, what?" "'How are you?" "'" "I'm fine." "Great!" "Great!" "Fantastic!" "'We went jogging last Sunday on the Marine Drive.'" "'Lt felt good.'" "'I work out.'" "'Work out regularly." "I go to gym.'" "I've just had a steam sauna." "And..." " 'You look fit.'" "'You're looking nice.'" "I like myself to be in shape." "Yes." "'And, what's happening?" "How is life?" "'" "I eat salad." "I've stopped eating non-vegetarian food." "I have banned it." "'Totally?" "'" "I eat a little sometimes when I get bored." "I have to go home." "But I hide it from her." "'But what do you do at home?" "'" "Watch TV." "Recently we watched a DVD." "What was the name..." "Welcome!" "We watched Welcome." "It's a fun movie." "I liked it." "It was fun." "I mean I was able to laugh." "I laughed out loud." "I didn't feel guilty." "Without guilt." "With Mita, I used to feel guilty." "She doesn't like such films." "She hates such films." "'Did you meet Mita again?" "'" "No!" "It's been a long time since we met." "I don't feel guilty." "I don't feel bad." "But I do miss her sometimes." "Yes." "I miss her sometimes." "'And Kaya?" "Tell us about Kaya.'" "She's not an intellectual." "I argue with her sometimes." "No sir, I sent it last night." "I don't know why it didn't go." "Maybe..." " Look, it went up!" "It went up here as well!" "It's in the papers." " I'll send it right now." "I told you yesterday!" "You don't listen!" "It has gone up!" " What?" "It has gone up!" "From 5000 to 9000." "Sensex is not about the its last three letters but about company shares." "Okay?" "Very smart!" "Even the company guys can't live without physical intimacy." "Got that?" "I mean small ones." "Nothing serious." "We have small arguments." "'Do you think the decision of living with Kaya and leaving Mita, was right?" "'" "What?" "'I mean, you are with Kaya and you left your wife.'" "What do you mean?" "'You left your wife and are living with Kaya... '" "What do you mean whether the decision is right or wrong?" "What?" "'Don't people ask you?" "'" " Listen!" "What do you mean whether the decision is right or wrong?" "'I mean you left your wife... '" "'What do you say to them?" "But still!" "'" " Please!" "Please!" "Enough!" "Hi Samit!" " Hi!" "Looking good!" " Yes." "Nobody can guess your age." "Do you go to gym?" "Yes!" "I go to gym." "I'm swimming." "I'm into yoga." "And..." "Is my face radiant?" "Yes." " Is there brilliance?" "Yes." " Yes?" "It works." "Reduce fat." "Enhance the breasts." "Or tone the love handles or you want to shape your abs." "I have exercises for all of this." "Should I show you?" "Come on, uncle." "Stand up." "And bring your chair forward quickly." "And sit in the chair." "Not here." "Up there." "Aunt!" " I will fall." "I am calling aunt." "Aunt, come here and hold him by the waist." "I had met Mita." "She is dating someone." "Ritu, tell him!" " Dating?" "Yes." " I'll be right back." "Okay, sir." "I'll join you." "She's dating?" "Yes, he is an editor." "Mita?" "Is she seriously dating?" "That we don't know." "Don't mind but you left a nice girl." "He is also enjoying." "No, but he's right." "Mita is nice." "Mita!" "She looked nice." "She has changed her hairstyle." "Changed her hairstyle?" " Let's go." "Okay, good to see." "Bye-bye." "See you." " See you." "Where is Kaya?" "One!" " Breathe in!" "Breathe out!" "Number two." "Two!" "Breathe out!" "Three!" " Three!" "Breathe in!" "Excuse me!" "Aunt, hold your breath!" "My God!" "What is she doing?" " Four!" "Kaya!" " Yes Samit!" " What is this?" "I am showing them new aerobic exercises." " Okay." "Five!" " Five!" "They are so fat and unfit!" "No, they are not unfit, Kaya." "We have to go." "Samit, why don't you show them what you do every morning before going to toilet?" " Toilet?" "Yes." " Samit, don't be a spoil sport." "Show them." "Excuse me." " Samit, please!" "Excuse me, sir." " It's still 11 pm." "Okay." "Come on!" "You said we can stay until 1." " Yes!" "Yes!" "Not now." "Come on!" "Samit!" "Uncle, bye." "Aunt, bye." "Write down my number." "Mobile, 98777..." "I'll give your number." " 564, Okay?" "I'm going to print the cards." "Please call me." "Don't you know what to talk where?" "Can't you just keep quiet?" "Do you have to blabber all the time?" "You are jealous of me!" " Oh, God!" "Shut up!" "How can you talk to me like this?" "In front of everybody!" "So rudely!" "But what were you doing over there?" "What?" "No one has insulted me like this." "I don't want to create a scene." "All this aerobics is just nonsense." " It's not nonsense!" "I am sick and tired of your herbal stuff." "Every morning, oh God!" "Every morning, yoga, jogging, meditation it's all nonsense!" "Lts crap!" "Okay?" " Don't touch me!" "Come on!" " How can you talk to me like this?" "You want to embarrass me here?" "Embarrass me?" "These are serious people." "Rich people!" "They talk of serious things." "And you open your shop over there." "Don't you dare call it a shop!" "It's a shop!" "It's a shop!" "Come!" "Come on!" " I'm not coming!" "Go!" "You have to go!" " I'm not coming!" "You have to go!" "We have to..." " I'm not coming!" "All right it's not a shop." "Come on." "Come." "Come!" " Oh Samit!" "Come!" "Come!" " I don't want to go home!" "Let me go!" "Are you mad?" "Are you mad?" "I'll shout so loudly!" "I'll embarrass you with my shouting!" "Are you threatening me?" "Are you threatening me?" " Yes!" "Okay, shout!" "Let's see." "How loudly you can scream?" "I hate you and I hate your stupid colleagues!" " No!" "No!" "No!" " Yes!" "Yes!" "You'll ruin me!" "You'll ruin me!" "Come!" "I'm not coming!" " Please come." "I'm not coming!" " Come!" "'What happened between you and Veer?" "'" "Nothing." "Nothing." "In fact, nothing at all." "'What do you mean?" "'" "My mind is always racing." "It doesn't stop." "You'll laugh if you hear about it." "'Like." "Like what?" "'" "I liked whatever Veer was doing." "He was different than Samit." "'More gentle and exciting.'" "'Then I started thinking Veer's thinking was so different than Samit.'" "'His thoughts are so deep.'" "'Then I thought Veer is like a tortoise.'" "'He was very slow and easy.'" "'And Samit?" "Samit was the rabbit.'" "'Fast and quick!" "Without enjoying the moment.'" "'Then I thought Simi was also like a tortoise.'" "'And Rishi is the rabbit.'" "'Then I thought about all those I knew.'" "'Who was a rabbit and who was the tortoise.'" "'Leslie was a friend." "He was a rabbit." "His wife.'" "You're not concentrating." "Oh!" " No." "Not at all." "What was that sound?" "There have been thefts here." "Have you locked the door?" "Yes!" "I think so." "Veer!" "Veer, call the police!" "Hello!" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" " Me?" "Who are you?" " Who are you?" "What?" " Who are you?" "Are you crazy?" "Who are..." " Samit!" "You?" "Mita!" "Why did you change the locks?" "And..." " Who is he?" "Him?" "He is my husband!" "It's none of your business." "Get out!" "No, I'm not going." " Is there a problem?" "Is there a problem?" "Problem?" " Problem with whom?" "With me?" "Being here!" " What is he doing here?" "What?" "Look, she said leave!" " Is he sleeping with you?" "Watch your tongue!" " It's not a matter of my tongue!" "It's a matter of husband and wife!" "She's my wife!" "Okay stop!" "Veer, please go upstairs." "I'll handle him." "Are you sure?" " Yes." "Upstairs?" "Where is he going?" " Hey look!" "Listen!" " I know what I'm doing!" "He's going in our bedroom, Mita!" "It's not your bedroom now!" "It's mine." "Our bedroom!" "Ours!" " Have coffee and leave, Samit!" "What?" "What, are you doing?" "I want to come back, Mita." " What?" "I love you, Mita!" "Mita!" "Are you drunk?" "God, I'm a goner!" "Samit, this is neither the time and the place for such conversation." "Go away!" "Get out!" "Right now!" "Go!" " No!" "Samit!" " No!" "This is my house!" "No!" "No!" " This is my house!" "This is not your house!" " Go." " Right now." "This is my house!" " This is not your house!" " Go." " Right now." " This is my house." " It us ours!" "And I'm going to throw you out of it!" " It is ours!" "It's my house!" " Okay, I made a mistake." "A big mistake, Mita!" "You don't know how important your relationship is for me!" "I... can't live without you." "Mita!" " I want to..." "Man, just forget it!" "Please leave us alone." "Mita!" " Please!" " Please!" "Just give me two minutes." "He's leaving." "You're leaving!" " I want to restore our relationship, Mita!" "No, Samit." " How ridiculous!" "Look!" "What is happening?" "Why have you trimmed your hair?" "Look!" "Lts looks strange!" "My hair looks good!" "Have you seen yourself in the mirror?" "What's this bush on your head?" " Bush!" "I want you out." "Get out!" " I'll change it." "Get out!" "I'm serious!" "Get out!" "Right now!" "No!" "No!" " That's it!" "Okay?" "No!" "No!" "Please stop this!" "Don't act childish!" "No!" "No!" "You too are at fault." "Not just I." "When did I say it's just your fault?" "I didn't!" "You should understand it's so hard to live with you." " Really?" "I used to live with you because..." " What do you want to say?" "I love you!" " Was our marriage full of problems?" "Yes!" "We both had problems!" "But, you cheated on me, Samit!" "You lied to me!" "You were sleeping with someone else!" "All right." "Scream!" "Scream out loud!" "Let everybody listen!" "He knows it!" " He is there!" "He knows it!" "Yes, he knows everything!" "He knows everything!" "Very good!" "Very good!" "He knows everything!" "He knows everything!" "Mita, he knows everything?" " Yes, he knows everything!" "Mita, listen." "You tell me." "Show me a couple in this world who don't have problems." "Really?" " But that doesn't mean you can call him husband." "And what about the one you are living with?" "With her?" "No, Mita, that's nonsense!" "Anyway, I've also found someone I like." "You what?" "I've also found someone I like." "Mita!" "Mita!" "Mita, what about those years we spent together?" "How dare you!" "Oh, baby..." " You never thought of them when things suited you!" "Tell me!" "Where were you?" " Tell me!" "I'll tell you." "I'll tell you." "Listen." "I was confused." "I lost my balance of my body and mind." "My body was taking over and it was affecting my decisions." "God, no!" " Yes." "You know..." "I can't hear this anymore." "I want you to leave Samit." "Listen!" " We'll talk about this tomorrow!" " Not tomorrow!" "Tomorrow?" "Not tomorrow!" "Tomorrow, I will die." "Mita, please save me from tomorrow!" "No, Samit!" " Mita, I will die!" "Samit, please don't do this!" " Listen!" "Listen!" "I can't take this!" "Please!" "Look!" " See!" "I'm very confused." "Please!" "Look how our names are." "Sa-mit." "Mi-tu." "Sa-mit." "Mi-tu." " Please Samit!" "They are into each other." " Please, you leave, Samit." " We are made for each other." "I love you!" "I love you!" "I love you from my guts, Mita!" "I missed you." "I missed your smile." "I missed your smile." " Why are you like this?" "Why don't you understand?" "I missed your smell." "Who is it now?" " Who is it?" "Forget him." "Don't get the door." " No." "Let's run away!" "We'll go away somewhere." "Let it be!" "Mita!" "Mita, listen!" "Wait." "I want to meet Samit." "Oh my God!" "I had forbidden her to come in!" "Get out!" "Get out from under the table!" "Get out or else I'm coming in!" "Get out!" "I told you not to come here!" "Get out or else I'm coming in!" "Why did you come in?" " You left me in the car for an hour!" "Saw that?" "How you are destroying my life, Mita?" "Look!" " You chose her?" "Live with her!" "Great choice!" "Kaya!" "Come here." "You too join us." "This is about the four of us." "This is no secret." "Please come!" "Come." "Take it out!" "I gave you the g-string!" "Remove it right now!" "What?" "G-string?" "Right now?" " Yes." "I want it right now!" " Here?" "Yes, here!" "Stop it!" " How can I take it out now?" "Stop!" " I don't know!" "I want my g-string." "Stop!" "Stop this!" " I want it..." "All of you!" "Just get out!" "Mita!" "Mita, listen!" "I want my g-string." "I will give it to you right now." " I want my g-string!" "I'll give it right now!" "Okay?" " I want my g-string!" "Mita, do you still have my briefs here?" "I'll give it right away!" "I want my g-string!" "Hi, I'm Veer, by the way." "I'm Kaya." "And, I'm an aerobics instructor." "I'm going to print my cards." "And my number is 98777564." "Please feed it in your mobile." " Okay." "I teach very good aerobic exercises." "Should I show you?" "98?" " 777." "777." " 564." "987?" " 777564." "5..." " 64." "64." " Yes." "And your name is..." " Take this!" "Not this one!" "This is not for your!" "Please mind your things." "Take them with you!" "I want my g-string!" "98?" " 777564." "'Hi!" "'" "You again?" "Why can't you, just let me be?" "'I hear you went to Mita again that night.'" "I did." "She's my wife." "I can't go to her?" "'Are you trying to go back to her?" "'" "Yes." "I'm trying." "Can't you see this?" "Can't you see this?" "'Ls it some lingerie or something?" "'" "Is this lingerie?" "These are books, DVD's, foreign films." "Art books, cooking books." "'You're not an arty type.'" "No." "I love art!" "Any problem?" "'Sir... '" " No comment!" "No comment!" "'Sir, what happened to your bedroom adventures?" "'" "Don't talk to me of such ugly things?" "Why do you say such things?" "It destroys a man's life." "He gets ruined." "He loses his senses." "It disturbs the balance of body and mind." "Got it?" "Don't talk of such things." "Okay?" "'Has everything been resolved between Mita and you?" "'" "Not yet." "And the chances are very slim." "But I'm trying very hard." "Let's see." "God knows." "You ask me about physical intimacy all the time?" "Just for the sake of physical intimacy." "It's a disease." "You shouldn't get addicted to it." "A companion is a companion." "You know." "'And... '" " Now I realize this." "'And sweet Bopara and Kaya..." "You liked names like Sweety Bopara.'" "'Sweety candy!" "'" " No!" " 'Sweety Bopara!" "'" " No!" "Get lost!" " 'Pochkoo!" "'" "This is a fact." "And..." " No." "And this is the biggest reality that I love you." "I accept I made a mistake." "You make mistakes, I'm human." "And you too." "You too have found someone so quickly." "We did nothing." "Nothing?" " Do you doubt me, Samit?" "No!" "No, how can I doubt you?" "How can I doubt you?" "I'm a nice person." "I have a big heart." "I know people make mistakes and..." "I forgive you, Mita." "Forgive you." "You forgive me?" " Yes." "No?" "Okay." "Okay." "It's not a question of me forgiving you." "Okay?" "You forgive me." "Okay?" " Okay." "Happy?" " Yes." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "What did you say?" "Rishi came home and started to explain to me." "He was saying we are getting old." "I don't know why he says we are getting old." "But then I realised that he was right." "We are getting old." "You think I'm old?" "How can you be old?" "I'm getting old." "You're my Sweety Bopara." "Sweety what?" "Bopara!" "Bopara!" "Means what?" "Oh no!" "Just drop Bopara." "Drop Bopara." "You're just Sweety." "Samit and Mita re-united after one week." "This occasion was celebrated on dinner." "Thanks." "Everybody fools around!" "But what really matters is what we learn from it." "Right?" "I think the real test is to survive this crisis." "Right?" " Yes." "I think that's great." "I mean if you can become so mature..." "It's tough." "But I think it's great." "It's not about maturity." "But you realize what your priorities are in life." "You know." "How long can you talk about fitness and aerobics?" " Yes." "Your Veer was not so smart." "How is Veer?" "I don't know." "He was sick." "When I called he was in a bad shape." "He must have been shocked." "Actually, Simi is Veer's real crush." "Not to offend you Rishi!" "I like it if someone loves Simi." "Really?" " Yes." "Yes, Rishi is always looking for a second opinion." "As far as I am concerned." "What are you saying?" "That's not fair." " Of course." "Rishi, if I were you I'll be a little careful." "Why?" "Veer talks about Simi lovingly and with a suppressed voice." "I think he is really impressed with your poetry." "Poetry?" "Poetry!" "?" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Why didn't you show me your poems?" "As thought you care." " Why not?" "I'm just not comfortable." "Why?" "Because you are very critical." "What nonsense!" "I like poetry." "Do you love him?" "Why?" "Just because I gave him some poems?" "Don't be silly." "Excuse me!" "I don't flirt." "Don't lie." "I've seen you." "You change altogether." "Really?" "Like what?" "Come on!" " Like..." "Like, 'I'd own an island.'" "'And a yacht." "I would live on an island for six months.'" "You know, that's flirting." "I know you can't live out of Mumbai." "You liked me because I reminded you of your ex-girlfriend, Juhi." "Right?" "But then you discovered I'm decent and not crazy like her." "No!" "I chose you because you were decent." "Not crazy or mad!" "Yes, that's what bored you." "No!" "In fact now I think you are crazy and mad!" "So, do I remind you of Juhi?" "You had said it!" "You had said you want a divorce!" "Don't lie!" "It was not me!" "I remember it very clearly you had said it." "You said it first when you had read that survey..." "'Am I good in bed?" "'" "What survey?" "I just asked it casually." "Survey?" "No, and I was quite because I didn't want to lie." "And I was afraid our fight would get worse." "Lie?" "What do you mean?" "Nothing, let's forget about it." "No!" "I want to know." "About size!" " About my..." "What do you mean?" "Actually, I was not totally honest with Rishi." "Because I didn't want to hurt him." "I knew what I wanted but..." "I just wanted to be free, you know." "I didn't want to live on the sly and as a liar." "You know, I don't think there is anything left between us." "I think we are good together." "Let's not talk about old things." "Rishi started to live separately after a few days." "It's not like we had a big fight or anything like that." "I mean it was..." "I guess you can call it a joint decision." "And I loved Veer." "Hello!" "Hi Mita!" "Veer." "Mita!" "I tried but I can't live without you." "I can't take this decision very often." "You can't take this decision on your own." "I had to take this decision." "Actually I wanted to take this decision." "Okay Mita!" "Mita, let's meet for dinner and discuss it." "No, I don't want to go on a dinner with you." "Okay, coffee then." " Please don't make it so difficult for me." "Mita!" " I'm sorry, I have to go." "Mita, listen." "Mita!" "'Stop worrying about Veer." "There's someone for him.'" "Simi." "She'll look after him like a mother." "She'll cook for him, make tea and talk to him." "She'll make him realize that something very bad has happened to him." "She won't let go off this opportunity." "The poor guy is ready to be her prey." "Listen, take it easy." "Come on have some food." "Okay?" "And don't worry." "I've done the shopping." "Eggs, broccolis, soy milk, brown bread and everything else." "Okay?" "And yes, I've canceled all your appointments at office." "All?" "Did I do something wrong?" " No." "In this situation, you should relax." "Come, eat." "I was not able to talk to Simi honestly." "What could I tell her?" "That I was infatuated by a 20 year old girl." "'Then why didn't you stop yourself?" "'" "There was something missing in our marriage." "'Raga?" "'" "Raga!" "Simi, stop being so understanding!" "You said you were free on Sunday." "I want to be alone." "Please can I?" "Be alone." "I'm not stopping you." "Yes, you are!" "In your quiet, supportive and understanding way." "That's you thing." "I still have some feelings for Mita which I can't have for you." "Fine!" "Where are you going?" "Simi!" "Simi, wait." "Simi, please!" "I'm sorry, Simi." "You know, you're so mean." "I'm sorry, Simi." "You do mean a lot for me." "No!" "I know how you feel about me." "You're so self-centered." "I did so much for you..." " I know." "But I didn't mean it." " Then why did you say it?" "I was confused but I didn't want to hurt you." "I don't believe you." "Simi, please." "I don't deserve you." "You don't deserve me!" "'Ln two years a lot had changed.'" "'Simi and Veer were married.'" "Are you hungry?" "You?" "Not really." "There's reshmi kebab in the freezer and also salad." "Yes, want some?" "Lts okay, I'll have it later." "I'll get it." "I'll have some salad." "Salad?" " I'll take salad." "But I don't like carrots in salad." "Get the dressing." "But the pulav (rice) which is lying in the fridge since yesterday..." "Why don't you heat that and get it for me?" "There should be some coke in the freezer too." "Get the coke." "Didn't I tell you about, passively aggressive." "Somehow she gets what she wants." "Me first." "Then Rishi." "The job at the magazine." "Separation from Rishi and now Veer." "What nonsense!" " What?" "I chased Simi." "Only when Mita had returned to Samit." "And I introduced him to Mita." "You know." "I see." " Did I push?" " Not really." "Look, I'm not in the race anymore." "I don't want to get involved with anyone." "We're fine." "We don't fight anymore." "And if we do fight then..." " She washes clean clothes again." "The black shirt." "We keep it near the washing machine." "God knows when we might get angry." "The black shirt looks white after so much washing." "On the shelf, above the microwave there are two bottles there." "Get those here." "Of course we're very happy." "It's a..." "You know, I think he understands my stupid ways." "She's the more understanding." "Don't hurt anyone." "Don't hurt yourself." "'What do you have in your hands?" "'" "I'm making a drape for her birthday." "But you said you were going to make that thing." " Which?" "The one you learned on TV." " The pasta?" "Yes!" "Madhu!" "She's a new student." "She has just joined this semester." "She's helping me on script development." "Very bright girl." "'The things which you don't discuss how do you resolve those?" "'" "Running around the bush..." "'Like man-woman issues.'" "Resolved!" " Resolved!" "'How?" "'" "We had such lovely times together." " I know." "All right tell me." " What?" "Which is your favourite?" "Tell me!" "That one." " Which one?" "Tell me." "You tell me." " Me?" "Yes." "Okay." "Our first kiss." " Yes." "Isn't it?" "Tell me when?" "When?" "Tell me the date." "Date!" " Yes." "But why should I tell it?" "How can I forget it?" "Are you testing me?" "No." "No!" "Okay, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "You smell so sweet." "So sweet!" "So sweet!" "Should we change the wall colour?" "Colours..." " Yes, Samit?" "Pink?" "Shall we paint the walls pink?" " Paint it pink." "Yes, do it." "No, white." " What." "White!" "White?" "White." "I think white will look nice." "What about black?" "Black?" " Darkness!" "What are you saying?" " Darkness!" "Hot and cold!" "Hot and cold?" " Shall we play?" "Now!" " Yes."