"[springboard boings]" " I love this hot tub." "[sniffing]" "The water smells like garlic and rosemary." "It's almost as if I'm basting myself in a soothing broth." " Mmm, this sunblock smells like butter." "[gulps]" "Ooh, it tastes like it, too." "I'm gonna rub it all over myself." "Get my back, Wanda." " Those booby birds are real boobs, Mother." "They're actually seasoning themselves." "Still, the pink one could use a little salt." "[mechanical arm buzzing]" " Ooh, bath salts." "This place is to die for." " Oh, boy, I'm cooking in the sun." "[springboard boings]" "Cannonball!" "[splash] Yeah!" "All right!" "[echoes]" " Did you hear that?" "I think it was Cosmo, but it's hard to tell with this spider bite on my ear." " That was Cosmo." "I'd know his girly scream anywhere." " [screams]" "My big ear's catching the breeze like a parachute on the back of a dragster!" "Yahh!" "Oh, what do you know?" "A skateboard." "That ought to speed things up." "Yay!" " [screeching]" " [screams]" "Gah!" "Not a skateboard!" "Some kind of killer monkey with an awesome skate logo on his chest!" " I told you everything was camouflaged!" "Would there really be a skateboard in the rainforest?" "[suspenseful music]" "Ooh, a vending machine." " And I found a dollar." "♪" " [roaring] both:" "Argh!" "Not a vending machine!" "A weird lizard with a tentacle!" " [roaring] [both screaming]" " This is an emergency." "I hate to say this, but maybe we should try the wands again." "Nothing could be worse than this!" " Okay, I wish we could find Cosmo and Wanda and escape from the lizard vending machine." "both:" "Worse!" "[rattling noise] [both grunt]" " [roaring] [both scream]" " [roaring] [jazzy music]" " Kudos to you, Connie, for returning that lost baby leopard to its frantic mama." " Oh, it was truly worth being mauled for." " You're magnificent." " You're magnificent-er." " You're magnificent-est." "Connie, great Scott!" "Eyeball those footprints!" "What sort of rainforest animal wears orthopedic shoes?" " I'm no expert tracker, but I'd say these prints belong to a bitter, middle-aged man with a hump and a dead-end job who can't swallow pills like a big boy." " And I'd say the second set belongs to his clingy, overbearing mother who ties his shoes together when he's not looking to appease her chronic disappointment in him." "But of course, that's just a guess." " What's more..." "[sniffs]" "They're poachers!" " How did you come up with that brilliant insight?" " Well, I am incredibly insightful, plus they dropped a book called "Poaching For Dum Dums."" " What say we save the animals of this rainforest from these dum dum poachers?" "But first, let's get a well-deserved, cold beverage from this vending machine." "Look, I found a dollar." " [roaring] - [screams]" "Not a vending machine!" " Still love the rainforest!" "[calm music]" " I know how to work it, Mother." "Attention, delicious guests." "I mean, just guests." "You're about to be served" "I mean dinner's about to be served in the booby buffet room." "Come enjoy your flightless feast." "I know I will-- I mean you will!" " Well, that doesn't sound fishy at all." "Let's eat!" "[yelps]" "Eh, this isn't a very comfortable booth." " We're not here for dinner." "We're here as dinner!" " Well, I hope we come with sides, 'cause I'm really hungry." " Cosmo, we've fallen into some kind of terrible trap." " Oh, don't tell me this is a timeshare." " Those boobies are toast!" "Ooh, come to think of it, poached booby would be delicious on toast." "Mother, fire up the poacher toaster!" "[laughing] [dramatic music]" " Mr. Crocker?" "What's he doing here?" " He's gonna poach Cosmo and Wanda!" "Apparently, he has too much evil to fit into the week, so it spills over into the weekend." " Mother, lower the birds into the pot." "[button buzzes] [liquid bubbling]" " Mr. Crocker's gonna be sorry he messed with our fairies." " Attack!" "[quirky music]" " Oh, deary me, Mother." "Looks like I'm being assaulted by two vicious "boobies."" "Oh, they should be here any time now." "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ow." "How will I ever survive?" "I know." "I'll eat them!" "Yay, poaching!" "[both screaming]" " Cosmo, Wanda, what's going on?" " Well, I laid an egg." "I think I'm a girl booby." " Turns out Mr. Crocker's a weekend poacher who poaches what he poaches." "He took the whole poaching thing to a new level." " Oh, no." "Cosmo Too is back." "I bet you're behind this whole thing." "No, I'm not." "You're behind it!" "No, you are." "No, you are!" "Stop copying me!" "Don't you just hate Cosmo Too?" " Yes!" " Okay, everyone's gone a little cuckoo, which I get, because we're about to be poached and all." "So Cosmo, Wanda, could you please take your wands and save us?" " I got them." "I had them." "That's the downside to being slathered in delicious, buttery sunblock." " Okay, guys." "I'm gonna spill the beans." " Ooh, make sure you spill them in the pot." "I love poached beans." " No, I'm gonna come clean and tell Mr. Crocker who we really are." "It's the only way we can stop him from eating us." "[clears throat]" "Mr. Crocker, it's me, Timmy Turner, the lovable scamp who keeps your life wacky!" " And it's me, Chloe Carmichael, your favorite student." "If you poach me, you won't have anyone to sit with at lunch." " And if you poach me, well-- just don't poach me!" " [gasps] Mother!" "These boobies are actually two students in my class." "Eh, it's just a feverish hallucination from that tick bite on my hump." " I told you to take your medicine." " You know I can't swallow pills like a big boy, Mother." "[grunts]" "Who tied my orthopedic shoelaces together?" " [whistling] [button buzzes]" " I'm sorry, everyone." "I started this mess, and I'm gonna fix it." "Ooh, I speak flightless booby." " Of course you do." " I'm calling for reinforcements." "Boo-hoo-hoo-by!" "Boo-hoo-hoo-by!" " [whimpering] [dramatic music]" "Being lowered into a boiling pot here." " I haven't said please yet." "Boobies respect social protocol." "Boo-hoooooo-by!" " Aw, come on." "By the time they get here, we'll be on a plate with a side of fries." " Oh, so there will be sides." "Yay!" "♪" "Yay!" "Paddleball!" "♪ [rumbling] all:" "Booby, booby, booby, booby, booby... ♪" " Oh, deary me." "I'm surrounded by vicious boobies." "Mother, time to get a bigger pot." "[all clapping rhythmically]" "♪ [trampoline boings] [zooming] [thuds]" " Ooh!" "[trampoline boings] [screams] [trampoline boinging]" "I'm being beat by booby birds!" "[screaming] [trampoline boings]" "♪ all:" "Yay!" "♪" " Boy, if just once something I tried actually worked!" "I blame you, Mother!" " Chalk up one for the boobies." "Cosmo and Wanda, poof Chloe and me back to normal." "[triumphant fanfare]" " [shrieking] both:" "Poachers beware!" "[both grunt]" " What do you know?" "It's Mr. and Mrs. Wrong Pants." " La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!" " Chloe, what in good golly are you and your little friend Timmy doing here?" " Please don't tell us that you came all the way from Dimmsdale to get your birds back." " Fine, I'll tell you." "She came all the way from Dimmsdale to get her birds back." " Chloe Mother Teresa Neil Armstrong Carmichael, coming to a dangerous place like the rainforest might not have been the best choice." " Bad choice alert." "Bad choice alert." "Bad choice alert." "Bad choice alert." "Bad choice alert." " Aw, come on." "Get a grip, girlfriend!" "What Chloe did was okay." "You guys took her birds without even asking." "And that was not okay." " Wait a minute, Timmy's actually right." "Now that I think about it, you two don't always make the best choices either." " Still, it's not safe for you to be in the jungle alone." "After all, you're not experienced adventurers like your mother and me." " Uh, excuse me, experienced adventurers, but you're sinking in quicksand." " That's a sharp observation, young world-shaper." "You have hero potential." " And another thing." "Who leaves pink and green birds with no natural camouflage alone in the jungle?" "They could've been eaten by a vending machine." " That is a good point." "We almost were." " I just don't see why I should feel bad about making bad choices when everybody makes them, including you." " You know, you might want to put a pin in this talk while we save your parents from a jungle-y doom." " Oh, no, let her finish." "We've always encouraged her to express her feelings." "You go on, sweetie, and take your time." " It's just hard sometimes, because you're the most amazinger-est parents ever." "And I guess I sort of put you on a pedestal." " Sinking deeper." " Oh, honey, you know what the most amazinger-est thing is?" "We put you on a pedestal." " My--my angel-- [mumbling] It's true." "Whenever we're not complimenting each other, we're complimenting you to each other." " We're so proud of you that we carry you with us wherever we go." "Take a look." " My macaroni necklace from first grade!" "My macaroni necklace from second grade!" "Ooh, my macaroni necklace from third grade!" "both:" "You're our hero, honey." " And you're my heroes." " Oh, Chloe, we worship the ground you walk on." " Earth to Carmichaels!" "None of you are walking on any ground right now." "You're sinking, and fast!" "Grab the vine!" "all:" "Aah!" "Not a vine!" "It's a giant tongue of something giant!" "With fangs!" "♪" " Ugh, don't hug me." "You're covered in goop." " Mommy, Daddy, let's go home, order a hearty vegan pizza, some reclaimed water, and compliment each other some more." " That's a fantastic idea." " The fantastic-est." " You're both the fantasticer-est times infinity." " Psst." "I have a fantasticer-iest idea." " [shouting]" " [shouting] [both laughing]" " Turner, Chloe, what in blazes are you two doing in the rainforest?" " Oh, we're not really here, Mr. Crocker." "We're a hallucination from the tick bite on your hump." " That does it." "I'm taking my pills like a big boy." "[grunting]" " [whistling]" " Well, everything turned out just dandy in the end." " Not everything." "Cosmo Too is back." "What are you doing here?" "I asked you first." "No, I asked you first." "Jinx." "Double jinx!" "Stop copying me!" "No, you stop copying me." "No, you stop copying me!" "You did it again." "No, you did it again!" " We're doomed!" " Boobies!" "Ooh, I found a dollar." " [roaring]" " Mother?"