"No, is it you in the photo?" "It's you?" "Ok." "And quot;full servicequot; -- is what exactly?" "Oral " " I get it." "And anal?" "Very well..." "I can be rough, as you wish..." "What's the address?" "..." "Yes." "Yeah, 10 minutes..." "Yes..." "Leningrad Avenue..." "I'll pay you well." "My sinuses are killing me! Moscow air gives me congestion..." "Student?" "Yes, I'm a student." "What year?" "Junior." "In my junior year..." "I used to do 2 to 4 girls a day." "You gotta tear up some pussy!" "Tear it up while you are young!" "I used to tear it up mercilessly." "Every single one of 'em bitches!" "Now it's your time." "Look at all these cuties!" "In my time, you see, to tear up some pussy.... you had to date her for at least a week... not to mention that to get a BJ, you had to f*ing give her flowers for 3-4 weeks" "And it's not a done deal that she'll suck it." "Youth goes quick." "In a second" "Before you blink you're an old man." "Hands are shaking, big belly, fat..." "Chicks won't see you from point blank  point blank..." "You'll have to pay for each time." "So don't waste your time, bro..." "Gotta pick each target and tear 'em up." "Till they're blue in the face" "Bend 'em over and do 'em." "Pick up the phone, pick up!" "Hello." "Yes, honey..." "Not eating?" " Give her the phone." "Hey, hunny-bunny, why don't you listen to mom?" "No, no, I want to hear it." "Let's eat a spoon for daddy..." "Yey, good job!" "Yey, my sweetie..." "And now one more for mommy..." "Ok?" "Very good!" "See?" "Yes, you're all grown up." "Yes, I'll buy you candy..." "Of course..." "Ok, mommy..." "Ok, my dear..." "Hun, everything is ok." "You should talk to her like she's a grown-up." "No, I'll be home on time." "Nothing." "Just leave me some pancakes and buttermilk." "Yes." "Ok, ok." "So, brother..." "Don't waste your time." "Or you'll regret it later." "Regret it f'n big time!" "Oh, here, here..." "Ok, student..." "Do you get it?" "Every moment of your free time, tear 'em up!" "Bye!" "Talk show on relationships playing on the radio" "Radchenko, take your seat, quick!" "Sorry!" "..." "In the system of knowledge..." "Open your notebooks." "Write down the following:" "So..." "There's a great difference between scientific and lay view of the culture." "And in popular litertarue..." "You often encounter phrases like quot;taste culturequot;, quot;speech culturequot;" "quot;behavioral culturequot;" "But the theoretical notion, unlike the popular one, deals not with outward manifestations, but with inner causes... the very causes that gave birth to the subject phenomena..." "It follows, then... that the term quot;culturequot;..." "Hey, Max..." "When did you manage to..." "What about the other one?" "The redhead..." "What redhead?" "With the tits..." "It's over." "Gonna ask about my nanna too?" "Kirill, hi!" "Hello, aunt Vera." "Why isn't your mom calling?" "Disappeared since she moved." "She's been busy remodeling... baseboards, floors..." "Son, when are you coming home?" "In about an hour." "Have fun in the meantime." "Be nice to your mom!" "And you be nice to her!" "Let's go." "Careful!" "The ball will drop on your head and you'll drop out of college." "Get this!" "Read in a magazine yesterday..." "Know what girls look at in us?" "Do you know?" "I don't..." "At the ass!" "For real?" "I used to think the eyes..." "No, the ass!" "Hi..." "My name is Kirill" "Nice to meet you." "Look... wanna go see a movie?" "You probably think I'm a psycho?" "I look at you all the time..." "Yes, Kirill." "You're definitely psycho..." "Seven o'clock... 300 years..." "No matter how long it takes..." "One day you'll wake up and come to me..." "It's so simple..." "Pretty cool..." "Look!" "I gotta go to class." "Ok." "Talk to you later." "Don't cry..." "Have a pen?" "Hang on..." "Oh..." "Is she in any of your classes?" "wait here..." "New page turned..." "Why do you want her?" "A notch on your belt?" "Why so worried?" "Nothing..." "I feel for her..." "So I can't have a normal girl?" "No, not that." "It's just..." "Hold on!" "You like her?" "No." "Do you like her?" "I'm telling you, no!" "Not my type." "Got her to agree to a movie, but she asked to bring you..." "What for?" "Beats me..." "She just asked..." "I told Dasha... that you're afraid to meet people." "So she brought a friend." "Max, why the hell did you do it?" "Look..." "Don't worry, she's cute..." "Thank you, my friend..." "Look," "Am I supposed to ask for a pic in advance?" "They're coming together..." "I'm Dasha." "Kirill." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "Here's a bonus." "It's Lea." "Ok." "You hang out at the bar and we'll hit the box office." "Go ahead..." "Leela?" "Le-a..." "Should I spell it?" "Pretty strange name..." "Never heard it..." "Doesn't ring a bell?" "Did you grow up in Tundra?" "Are you always this slow?" "Look." "Are you gonna have something or not?" "I'm not supposed to..., as the ugly friend, right?" "No, you're not ugly." "Don't need your favors, I know myself." "Why are you so jumpy?" "What's your most expensive desert?" "Carambola" "I'll have two!" "Look, you'll have two wives!" "Or even three, not sure." "Can I do a reading on you?" "No!" "Why not?" "We all live by the stars." "We are stars oursevles." "Each one of us is a piece of the universe." "Really!" "I told Lea she'd be an artist." "And she's become one!" "You paint?" "Yes." "Can we split it in two?" "No" "You think so too?" "Of course he thinks so!" "Can I speak for myself?" "!" "I do believe this." "Do you want me to do a reading?" "I do." "I need the date and time of your birthday." "I don't remember." "I'll have to ask my mom." "Ok." "You wanted to take Lea home." "Weren't you going somewhere?" "Where?" "Your were going somewhere..." "Maybe we can all go together?" "No, really, we have to go." "Bye." "Call me." "Ok." "Listen, you're not a serial killer, are you?" "You breath so heavily, it's scary." "Thank you for the unforgettable night." "You are free to go." "You are welcome." "Can I ask you a question?" "Did I do something wrong or you're just pissed at the whole world?" "Why are you so bitchy?" "Why should I be happy?" "Dasha met someone." "And I'm stuck with some moron." "I am a moron?" "No, it's the crowd all around." "Very funny!" "I am not bitchy, I'm just honest." "You think of stuff, and I say it out loud." "I'm glad you're leaving, cuz you are awfully boring." "Then why did you come in the first place?" "Could've stayed sleeping in your casket!" "Bye!" "You were so polite and now so much anger." "You were asking for it!" "You steamroll like a tank." "Yeah." "It's gone." "It's all good!" "Bye!" "Just to aggravate you, I will walk you home." "And sleep at the door, I don't care." "Can we get some smokes?" "Hell no." "I spent all my money on your dessert." "Sorry." "did you just have your CPU switched out?" "I'm just sick of all these dates." "Dasha is naive like a child, so I tag along to all her dates..." "Like a bonus..." "Same crap here..." "I'm Max's bonus.." "Truce?" "Truce." "Truce." "Ok." "We're here." "Which floor?" "The attic..." "Listen, does Dasha live here to?" "No, I live alone." "Love the mess..." "She came here to enroll in the Conservatory." "So her parents bought her a flat." "So did she get in?" "Yes, already graduated with honors." "Now touring all over Europe." "What?" "Kirill, don't be so thick." "She's ... there." "Goes to the same school as us." "Sorry, happens sometimes." "Ok, moving on..." "And are you in school too?" "Yes." "At the arts school." "Full time." "I am not asking you to come in, it's a mess up there." "I know." "Oh, I already mentioned that..." "Ok." "Thanks for doing all this, etcetera..." "Yes." "Ok." "I'll go." "Go, go." "Sorry if something wasn't right." "No prob." "Bye..." "Bye..." "Kir, anyway, you are no bonus..." "Bye." "Be careful." "Bye." "Bye." "Here." "What's this?" "Your horoscope." "Dasha is some kind of hippie..." "The kid has her toys:" "Horoscopes, Nitzsche, Blok..." "Tightens her lips when I kiss her, like a captive..." "Cherry-flavored lipstick." "Did I tell you she writes poetry?" "Is it good?" "Garbage..." "But your Lea, she's always around." "Holds on to her like a pitbull and won't let her go." "Neutralize her." "Take her out or something." "To the cemetery ... or crematorium" "Hello..." "C'mon, answer." "Who is this?" "What's the plan?" "Have some coffee," "The go to the movies..." "Max put you up to this?" "But I agreed, didn't I?" "I guess you did..." "But no movies, ok?" "Because I can't take that anymore." "Then where?" "I'm gonna show you something." "Let's go." "Lea..." "What a strange name..." "Yes..." "Thanks to my mom." "She go hung up on Star Wars." "And I have to suffer..." "I like it." "Get out!" "Then I will bo Yoda." "Lea and Yoda... pretty good." "Ok, what is this place?" "Don't know." "I found it last year." "And it was never finished." "And no one's touching it anymore." "It's always empty." "I can paint here all I want." "No one's breathing in your ear." "Because Moscow is this giant ant hill." "I noticed you love people..." "Adore them..." "I love to be alone." "Sure." "You live in an attic, hang out at construction sites." "But that's freedom." "Yeah, right." "You'll see." "When I get rich..." "I will paint this place into a cathedral." "Where are you dragging me?" "You'll see." "Patience..." "Do you like visitors?" "Guests?" "What guests?" "Like, friends..." "Did you see many of my friends?" "I like being by myself." "Feels like we're nowhere near Moscow, right?" "Uhguhh..." "It's like a nuclear bomb went off and nobody survived at all." "Only the two of us are left." "How did we survive?" "Don't be a drag!" "I'm gonna go." "Ok." "Later..." "Kirill!" "Mom!" "Have some pancakes?" "Have two with cream cheese and two with meat." "How are you doing?" "At school... and overall?" "Ok." "Do you have a girl?" "Right now I don't" "Why?" "Did you just fool around in the bathroom?" "were you jerking off in there?" "Dad, I was washing my hands." "Kirlill, c'mon..." "Washing hands, for 10 minutes?" "Don't worry, don't give excuses." "I've long wanted to talk to you about it..." "Abut sex and drugs." "If you wanna smoke, come over, we'll smoke together..." "Kir..." "Why don't you finish remodeling instead." "So?" "As always, more goth?" "What's wrong?" "Are you in love?" "You're in love!" "See, I told you so!" "Girls, Lea is in love!" "Yesterday I picked up one that was 7 feet tall." "Kissed her while jumping..." "Walks around without a bra." "And Dasha?" "She's so proper... boring as hell." "Mentally she's 12." "Hard to believe right?" "Walk around together, holding hands." "Give me nothing but blue balls." "Did you tell her yet?" "Going to." "Hey, what's with all the suitcases in the hallway?" "My parents are going to Turkey." "We're painting the walls, and mom has allergies." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Telling you know." "What kind of a friend are you?" "Can I live at your place for while?" "Can't stand my folks anymore." "No problem." "Thanks." "Look who's here!" "What happened to Princess Lea?" "I stepped out of Part VI today." "Dasha, it's ok." "Dasha, you hear me?" "Don't!" "Kir, why do you always hear me out and he can't?" "He's a fool." "Don't... no, you'll get cold." "Here..." "I'll start polar bear training..." "What doesn't kill us... makes us stronger." "Reading Nietzsche?" "I'm a sack full of surprises." "Will you have another?" "Didn't know you play..." "Just for me." "I'd shake all over on stage" "7 hours 300 years, and no matter how long to live..." "That's my poem!" "Yes." "I read it only to Max." "Did he read it to you?" "Yes." "So he remembered it!" "Thank you!"