"Lacy, watch out!" "Excuse me your highnesses, but you're going to be late," "And this restaurant recipe begs to order." "Well, I think it would be a crime if you didn't participate." "I thought we could even get you a new dress," "Michael Paul's." "Fine!" "But I'm not making a speech." "Oh no, I think that's a big mistake." "I think you should do it." "Look who's up?" "Thank you for joining us this morning." "Why can't we have pancakes?" "How many chapters of Latin did you do?" "Hmm!" "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that." "I didn't do any, okay!" "Are you felicitous now?" "Shayne, I know you're playing with that stupid video station," "What did I say about that?" "I wasn't, I swear." "Then what did you just stuff under your bed?" "Nothing." "Don't you lie to me Mister," "You have a Life Skills exam tomorrow." "How do you plan to pass if you're too busy stealing cars" "And shooting black people?" "I was studying what not to do, okay?" "Oh, very funny, young man!" "All right, next time I hear it, I am taking it away." "What do you think of this little number?" "That is darling." "Oh, look at that!" "Oh Bethany, you have to see the..." "Oh, well, that dress is one of our more sophisticated items," "And I know sophistication when I see it." "Well, I..." "I think it looks like something your dad might wear." "I think this one suits you;" "pink is her favorite color." "Everything she has is pink." " Michael Paul!" " Yes." "How much for the earrings," "She is the valedictorian after all?" "$14." "All righty!" "Hmm!" "Well, you know what," "I think you can just borrow something of mine," "Can't you sweetheart?" "What?" "Just cause I'm a mom doesn't mean I don't have snazzy things." "In a game of truth or dare, you pick dare," "Always totally unlike me." "Dude, hurry man I'm running out of gas." "What makes us so unique is that we are..." "How are you going to wear your hair?" "I don't know." "Well, sweetie, it's tomorrow." "Lacy needs to go out." "I can't do everything now, can I?" "I wish I could, but I can't." "Ooh, how about a French braid," "I bet that would look so pretty on you?" "Lacy!" "Stop playing with that gangbang machine," "Your sister's almost ready." "And now your grandmother is here and the ceremony starts at noon." "Why should I give a crap?" "What did you just say?" "Don't you dare talk to me that way," "Just because your father gave you" "That jerk off contraption" "Doesn't mean that I can't take it away, and I will..." "For the Love of God, Mother." "Sweetie," "Let me know if you need any help with your makeup?" "No!" "Move the tassel to the side." "Oh, oh, look at you." "I never thought I'd see the day." "Will you move over June," "I can't see my knockout of a granddaughter?" "Did you take the lens cap off mother?" "Don't be stupid." "Ladies and gentlemen," "I give you the Pruitt home-school class of 2011." "Will you give me a shot of the valedictorian" "Getting her diploma?" "I couldn't make one, the printer ran out of ink." "For God's sake, June!" "Sweetheart, look what just came in the mail for you." "Congratulations on choosing Phelps University" "For your online bachelors' degree." "No!" "No!" "Excuse me little Ms. Sassy Pants," "I was under the impression you wanted to go to college." "I do." "I just thought I could go to Valley or something." "Community college only offers associates degrees;" "Online is for four years." "Well, I guess I didn't realize" "You'd saved up thousands of dollars for your education." "I guess when you're ready to pay, you can make your own plan." "I can't believe my little girl is going off to college." "Kevin, winners train, losers complain." "Financing, this is Dale!" "Hey dad, it's Bethany." "Hi!" "Hi Princess!" "This isn't really the best time right now." "Mom's making me go to college at home." "Listen, I can't really hear you." "You know what, I will call you back." "Okay?" "I love you." "Bye, bye, you're my princess, bye!" "K!" "Bye!" "Well done!" "Sweetheart, who was that on the phone?" "Child abuse hotline." "Fucking bitch!" "Shayne?" "What?" "I bet dad would never make us paint his house." "He probably has a bunch of illegal aliens do all his" "Stuff for him." "Hey!" "What are you guys doing?" "Nothing!" "That's cool!" "You going to Valley next year?" "Actually I think I'm going to take some online classes first." "That's cool!" " Are you going to Valley?" " Me?" "No, me and my cousin just signed up for the Marines." "Wow!" "Yeah." "Well see you!" "See you!" "Shut up!" "In 1949, communist rebels take over China and a country falls." "Did you have a nice trip, mom?" "That's very funny young man." "Keep joshing like that" "And you're never going to college like your sister here." "How's my little co-ed doing with her bookkeeping review?" "Fine!" "The current ratio equals current assets" "Divided by liabilities." "That's what it says." "Hi dad!" "Kiddo!" "Hello Dale!" "You know, I really don't appreciate you calling" "During school hours." "Oh, come on June, it's freaking summer already," "I don't know with that stick up your ass," "But they sure put it in there good." "Well, you did Dale, you stuck it up there," "Same way you shoved it up your" "Daughter's sixth grade music teacher's butt." "Remember that?" "That little high recorder incident with Mr. Kinkle." "Lord knows we all do." "Oh Jesus, June," "Stop blaming me for your miserable life," "And stop smothering my kids." "Don't you dare question how I am raising these kids," "If anything, you should be thanking me." "I had Bethany through AP Calculus" "Before she was even menstruating." "You listen up lady, and you listen up good," "Maybe you're the reason I'm queer." "Did you ever think about that one?" "12 years with you is enough to turn any man gay!" "Hi!" "How are you?" "Later bro." "What's up?" "Nothing!" "That's cool!" "What are you doing later?" "I don't know, probably just watching a movie or something." "Yeah, there's this girl that lives over at Rancho Vista," "And she's having a party," "Me and my homies are going, you should come." "Oh, would you look at that?" "Oh, that's precious!" "I don't feel very good." "All right!" "I'm going to go to bed." "Okay sweetie." "You let me know if you need anything." "# There ain't no debating there's a cold front" "# Blizzard in the middle of the house" "# Every time I want to make a run for it" "# You give me reason to stick it out" "# Oh oh oh oh..." "# Oh oh oh oh oh..." "Do you want a beer?" "Is this Truth or Dare?" "Say what?" "Dawg, I just asked her if she wants some brew, that's all." "Word." "Just chill, bro!" "Hey... when did you get into white chicks?" "Nice outfit honey." "Are you okay?" "Look at her black underwear." "Use this as a cover-up." "You will feel better when you have something to drink," "I swear." "Kind of tastes like licorice," "But except that it really burns." " Ready?" " Yeah." "One, two..." "Oh!" "Nasty." "Somebody get me a towel." "Dry mouth, increased urination," "Difficulty breathing or swallowing," "Losing sexual ability or desire," "Persons with the family history of depression," "Maybe more likely to develop the disease." "Before taking..." "Talk to your doctor to see if this medication" "Is right for you." "You know what," "When I was like 12, my older brother took me to a party" "And I got so drunk I puked spaghetti everywhere." "Really?" "Yeah, like whole spaghetti." "You had... well, I can't tell what you really had." "It's really no big deal actually." "Hector not here." "They left already." "They said maybe some big party." "What?" "Do I have something on my face?" "No, it's just..." "I read in this thing that's what I'm supposed to do." "Are you okay?" "I'm having a really good time." "You are?" "Yeah." "Maybe we should kiss or something." "Okay." "Sometimes counting to three helps." "Ready?" "1, 2..." "What the fuck man?" "Oh dude, could somebody please put the music back on?" "Oh, your parents should be ashamed of themselves" "Raising a bunch of hot in the pants degenerates." "Do you know what they say about girls who play?" "They pay, got that?" "You play, you pay." "Young lady." "You give me no choice but to ground you." "You will not leave the house unless I say so." "How is that different from any other day?" "It's not like you let me do anything anyway." "You do not know how good you have it, young lady." "How about this?" "How about I treat you like a grownup" "When you start acting like one?" "I'm trying." "What's going on?" "Why is Grandma here?" "It's called an intervention." "After last night's events" "We all thought that someone around here" "Could use a little attitude adjustment." "What?" "This?" "Is this stupid thing" "What you're most concerned about this morning?" "Well, then let's see what's in it, shall we?" "Oh!" "Hmm!" "Look here," "Is this what all the sluts are wearing these days?" "I can't see." "Here you are mother." "Let's see what else we have..." "oh, oh, are these your Johns?" "Well, good luck with them." "They're probably all Nancy boys like your father." "Now, what do we have next?" "Oh, this is such a nice blouse, it has a lot of cleavage" "And that ought to be very good for business." "All right!" "That's enough, June." "And nice earrings for a streetwalker." "# Take a look at this cozy room" "# We won't be moving any time soon." "# Take a look at this crazy life" "# Now tell me if you think it's raining right" "# Or we can talk it over" "# But I want to let you need..." "# Come here and just stay here" "# You're lucky, you made it" "# We already had this fight..." "The no payment thing is only for the first six months," "Then the seis months." "Then the interest that you didn't pay" "Is included on the..." "if you... wait a second." "I'm sorry." "Could you give me one minute?" "One uno momento, por favor." "You know the wicked witch has been calling all day." "I don't care." "Kiddo, I've got to move some cars," "So why don't you hang out here in our lounge" "And get yourself something from the machine." "You can have anything you want." "You're wearing pajamas." "Put this on, and for the love of God," "Will you get that freaking nut job off my back?" "Hey dad!" "Shayne, it's Bethany." "Is dad's house the coolest?" "I don't know." "Can you do me a favor and tell mom I'm okay" "And I'm not coming home." "I'll tell her when she is done talking to the pigs." "My ex-husband has her, I just know it." "Ma'am, we're going to need some additional information" "Before we can get started on the amber alert," "As well as a recent photo." "Oh!" "Well, I already made up a flyer." "Here it is." "Ma'am, how old is your daughter?" "She is 18." "Birth date 3/16/1993." "What is..." "Your adult daughter ran off to her dad's, didn't she, ma'am?" "Ma'am, she's no longer a minor." "There's nothing we can do." "But, but, but." "Officer, he'll, he'll, he'll brainwash her." "You don't know him like I do." "She'll be back, you'll see." "She can't make it on her own." "She needs me." "I think you're really going to like Chip." "He's a lot of fun." "Just so you know," "He's a little bit younger than Terry." "That's what you said." "Hey!" "Hey!" "I just want to introduce you to..." "Bethany!" "It is so nice to meet you." "Okay, we have fruit juice, soda, Mudslides are blending," "Or I can make you a daiquiri, if you prefer." "The day this little girl has had," "She is going to want a Mudslide, am I right?" " Soda's fine." " Okay." "Can is okay?" "Can, yes." "Thank you!" "Bethany, did you know that your dad two-steps?" "Really?" "I'm more of a shadow dancer." "Chip is the one with all the moves." "Boo!" "He does and he's good." "Come on!" "Come on!" "The chicken's getting cold." "Have a seat." "Come on!" " Cheers!" " Cheers!" "Here you go." "So how long do we have you for?" "My kids can stay with me for as long as they would like." "Do you have a game plan?" "Oh, not really." "Because my kids love me for who I am," "Isn't that right, sweetheart?" "Honey," "Honey, the good stuff is for sipping, not chugging, okay?" "From what I hear, BC isn't too shabby, Bakersfield College," "The guys in the wrestling team are all a bunch of hotties." "What?" "I'm just repeating something I heard." "I do not share my bed with cheaters." "You know what," "My kids don't care who I fuck or who I don't fuck." "They love me because I'm their dad." "Okay, okay, I think someone had a long day" "And could use a good night's sleep, right?" "Come on honey." "They love me because I buy them stuff." "And say good night to your daughter, Dale." "That is gay, princess." "Night!" "I'm good!" "Got to take a whiz." "I'm going to give him a nine for those abs." "My God!" "But he's wearing socks with his sandals." "Oh, you're right, I wasn't even looking there." "You're good girlfriend." "Somebody's ready to join the fashion police." "I just kind of like it, that's all." "I want to go to fashion school." "Oh my God!" "You totally should." "Chip!" "Well, duty calls." "You know, I don't barback till 8 tomorrow." "You want to go do something?" "I don't know." "I need some clothes." "Then let's go the mall." "Oh goody!" " Really?" " Yeah!" "I bet I can get your dad to give us his credit card." "I'm coming." "All right, girlfriend, we got you your skivvies." "Now what?" "I don't know." "Well, how about a cinnamon bun break?" " Okay." " Okay." "Let's go inside." "No." "No." "Why not?" "You've got to get your outfit somewhere." "Do it up." "I'm just going to get something at Ross." "Okay." "May I help you?" "Yes, I would like to register for classes." "Fill out the top portion," "Including date of birth and Social." "We need your race, gender, primary language," "Whether or not you're handicapped." "Tell her about our special student housing program." "All the pretty girls get to stay at my place." "Oh Dean..." "you're terrible!" "SAT or ACT scores are helpful, so we know where to place you." "I'm also going to need the name of your high school," "Contact information," "So they can provide us with copies of your transcripts," "Your diploma." "Can I take this at home and fill it out?" "I'm finished." "Oh here!" "Valedictorian of Pruitt home school?" "Yeah." "You didn't put anything for job history." "That's because I don't have any." "Yeah, you need to have experience." "Yeah, it's Chip who really knows how to do this." "That's too bad, it's a beer burst thing." "What's wrong, pumpkin?" "I don't know what I'm doing here." "Is this about the job?" "I will help you find a job." "You leave it to your old man, okay?" "Show me your titties." "Hi!" "Did you find everything okay today?" "No, actually," "I was wondering if you had a job application I could fill out." "Just one sec." "And I don't have any experience," "But I've a really great sense of fashion, is that okay?" "Oh tots, I'll keep that in mind." "You're done?" "Yeah, I'm finished." "Should I just leave it..." "leave it here?" "When do you think I'll hear back, potentially?" "Right now." "Here's your interview, can you fold?" "Yes." "Will you shut up when I tell you to?" "Yes." "We liked the same guy, but I liked him more," "Would you back off?" "Yes." "You got the job." "Really?" "Yes." "Oh my gosh!" "Oh, this is so cool!" "What now?" "We train you and you sell clothes." "Oh my God, thank you so much, this is awesome!" "And get some new outfits for fuck's sake." "Okay, I will." "That's the wrong way, I go this way, okay." "Bye!" "Let's make a toast" "To our working girl." "We are so proud of you." "Do you get a discount?" "15%." "This calls for a celebration." "Okay, ready?" "One, two, three," "Happy birthday to me," " happy birthday to me!" " Happy birthday to you," "Happy birthday..." "Oh, it's your fault she's gone June," "You're the one who chased her away," "You and that winning personality of yours." "Excuse me mother," "But the last time I checked that isn't how the song goes." "Jeez Grandma, forget to snort your oxygen today?" "I don't get it either," "Every Wednesday night the freaks come out," "Fuck only knows why Pat lets them in." "You aren't one of them, are you?" "No, no, I'm not." "What are you doing here?" "I just moved here." "Only good thing about gay nights is $3 beers." "And they let underage little shits like you in here." "Look at you, baby girl!" "Hey, you ready to blow this joint or what?" "This is Chip." "I could take you home." "And just what exactly are your intentions, young man?" "I've got a Jeep Wrangler Sport with 33 inch rims," "The seats are waterproof." "I just hose them off, if she gets on them." "Let's go for a ride." "Okay, good night!" "And there you are, beautiful!" "Move it over there." "No, that's not it, give me that chain." "Oh man!" "My titties are killing me." "Are you on the pill?" "No." "I went off because I gained like six pounds," "I kept getting these massive breakouts." "Then I'm like, who cares, as long as I don't feel like" "I want to cut my tits off, you know?" "What about this?" "Well, my boy friend hates putting his dick in a wrapper;" "He says it's like eating a burger" "With the paper still on it." "That's kind of cute." "Really?" "What do you use for protection?" "My boyfriend is in the Marines," "But I'm seeing someone else and we use rubbers." "And he doesn't bitch about it?" "That's right, home girl," "He just needs to be happy he's getting some." "And my boyfriend's being such a dick right now," "He's not returning my texts or anything." "I'm thinking about showing him and getting pregnant." "Of course if I get pregnant I can't go to FATI." "What's FATI?" "Fashion Art and Technology Institute." "I'm applying for the winter session," "It's in San Francisco." "I guess if I had a baby" "I could give it to my mom and go in the summer." "I want to go." "I want to meet your boyfriend, we should double or something." "We should." "Who's up you guys?" "Still you." "Wooh!" "Go Brianna!" "Get off." "Baby!" "I don't want you on here right now." "Nice one!" "So what do you want to do?" "I don't know." "Got any movies?" "Actually, I think my dad might be home so..." "You like to rock?" "Man, this guy can sing." "Push your seat back." "Why?" "Hey, what's up you guys?" "What the fuck, man." "Come on out!" "What's going on?" "None of your goddamn business." "Well, if it involves my girl, I think it is my business." "What are you doing, stop it." "Oh my God!" "Shit!" "I didn't think I could do that." "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "You guys are all a bunch of freaks." "Freak!" "I will show you freaky..." "Come on bitch," "Get out, come on, come on." "I'll show you freaky." "Come on bitch!" "What the fuck?" "I'll tell your dad I did, okay." "Why?" "I'll tell him that someone punched me" "After I rear-ended them." "Trust me, it's better that way." "That's how friends roll." "Yeah, my veneer popped off, yeah sucks." "Kids, how many times do I have to ask you to make the beds?" "# Yeah, I was a child, but that don't cut it anymore" "# Not like I'm playing on any little swing set" "# Is the world that's spinning around" "What a douchebag!" "Nice helmet fucktard." "Sick dog, what's his name?" "Lucifer." "Nice!" "Badass, is there a medium?" "It's not like they'll miss it." "What about the balance sheet?" "The merchandise inventory won't match accounts receivable." "Just think of it as a little bonus." "It's not like we don't deserve it." "Here, you take one too." "No, no." "No really, what size are you?" "I don't want it, okay?" " Why not?" " Because I already have it." "Make sure your shoulders are totally parallel" "Before you half it." "Yours overlap sometimes." "Sorry." "You know, I'm thinking of training you for cashier." "Really?" "Yeah, I think you would be decent," "With all that account balance bullshit." "Wow!" "Thank you!" "What size are you?" "Small." "You should come over sometime and spend the night." "We can go over register functions." "There you go." "How far's San Francisco from here?" "Uh, about four-and-a-half hours," "But I have done it in four." "Why, you want a road trip?" "There is this fashion school there" "And I kind of want to check it out." "Oh my God!" "That's great!" "Eh!" "What?" "This applerita tastes like shit." "I did something wrong." "I didn't say I wasn't going to drink it." "Work promoted me to cashier." "Hey!" "Look at you, sister." "Who's that?" "Oh!" "It's Randy," "He's giving me a ride to work." "Why?" "Because it's on his way." "Bye girlfriend!" "Bye!" "Did you see that?" "What the fuck was that?" "Okay, I have to study Returns and Exchanges." "Don't worry sweetheart," "I'm not going to bother you." "Did I tell you about that time Terry ran off" "With that total flamer who sold online ads for the Penny Saver?" "Yes, you did." "Coffee, sweetheart?" "Where's Chip?" "Gone." "What did you do?" "I didn't do anything, he did." "He cheated on me." "Oh that's bullshit!" "Pumpkin;" "I saw him with my own two eyes" "Behind the Casablanca." "I knew it all along though, didn't I?" "What else it is new, right?" "I gave him my heart and my soul," "Not to mention my Miata." "What does he do take a big piss all over me." "Ah!" "Ah!" "Why me?" "Huh?" "Why me?" "Why can't I win?" "Where are you going, Princess?" "Hey!" "Want me to wrestle you up some breakfast?" "Uh-oh!" "I'm done." "If you're short," "You just write it on this form here." "And you don't get in trouble?" "Not if it's under like 20." "Cents?" "Dollars!" "Seriously, no one cares." "Hey Brianna!" "Um..." "Do you think it would be okay if maybe I spent the night," "Tonight?" "Remember, when you invited me?" "We can watch something else if you want." "No, no, no... it's okay." "I didn't know I had to watch Kera." "Me and Carl are going to hot tub if no one's in there." "Will you move, we can't see." "Are you drinking my coolers?" "No, these are mine, I gave you money." "Now move!" "Fine, that's the way you want to play me." "Don't forget to feed your sister." "Here's the last of your Mother's things." "Shayne, be a good boy and bring grandma her smokes." "Alright, but you've got to take your thingie out first," "We don't want you become a flaming hairball again." "What do you think I am, stupid?" "Oh man!" "Lacy!" "It wasn't the dog." "Holy Shit!" "Grandma!" "Young man, what did I say about that language?" "Jiminy Christmas!" "I told the fellas I had to make one," "They didn't listen." "Who's ready to clean me up?" "Come on people, I'm dying here." "11.69." "3.31 is your change, here's your receipt." "Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Jail Bait!" "Hold on, I will be with you in one second." "Well take your time," "I have waited this long." "Hello!" "You may remember me," "I go by the name of 'Mom'." "I came here to tell you that hmm, hmm," "Grandma is dying." "What?" "But we have not told her yet," "I don't want to upset her." "Now..." "I know that it must be very, very hard for you" "To tear yourself away," "But this is a family emergency, we do need you at home," "And I thought that you might," "Maybe would like to see your grandmother before she passes." "I will..." "I will ask for some time off." "That's okay Bethany," "I was going to fire you anyway." "Why?" "Turns out you were right about" "The whole account balance bullshit," "Regional knows someone's been stealing" "And I told them it was you." "Ah!" "You told me to." "I was testing you," "It was a test and you failed." "Well look I was about to pay for it." "Your mom's having a stroke or menopause or something." "It's just..." "it's a panic attack," "And she gets someone she needs a house for..." "Would someone get her out of here?" "Riana please!" "I thought we were friends." "Please, this job means everything to me." "Yeah, I need a shoplifter and a sick bitch escorted out of here," "Now!" "It's fine, we're leaving," "Okay." "# Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman" "# To a test while wearing a party dress" "# Sometimes..." "The Vasquez's' are moving?" "They're in foreclosure," "That's what happens when there is too much fiesta," "Not enough workie workie." "Hey Grandma!" "Oh!" "Hi honey!" "You look really good, grandma!" "Oh okay, okay, nice to see you too." "Oh!" "Honey, let's..." "let grandma get some rest;" "I think she's probably very tired." "Hey!" "It's Bethany," "How are you?" "Hey, girlfriend!" "I have been thinking about you." "Really?" "Umm Because I..." "yeah, here's the thing," "My grandma's really sick," "Like really sick and I was thinking, you know," "After we could..." "May be move-in together like..." "like roommates or something." "Oh Sugar!" "That sounds like so much fun but" "Guess who's back together with your dad." "Oh!" "That's cool." "Just one?" "Hello!" "Mom's right, Shayne," "The whole world sucks." "Oh, good morning!" "You will be happy to hear" "That I applied for an extension" "On your Phelps University classes." "Why?" "Because you're behind, that's why." "I'm not doing it." "Well, I am so sorry;" "I did not realize you have the whole world at your finger tips," "That must be very nice for you." "All right, what is it if I may ask," "You do want to do?" "I want to go to fashion school." "Going to college for clothes;" "Talk about a waste of money." "And what about..." "After Grandma's gone." "I cannot believe you are thinking about this now, oh." "Make sure mine are..." "I know mother," "Loosey goosey got it." "What about your accounting?" "That's what you want, why don't you do it?" "Well, what if we get your father" "To get you a subscription to one of those clothes magazines," "Would that make you happy?" "And who wants to rub SAB on my bedsores?" "Well I am making breakfast here?" "What are you doing?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What's up?" "Hey!" "I was just getting some stuff from the garage." "Oh, that's cool!" "Yeah." "You changed your hair." "Yeah, I just..." "Just finished boot camp down in SD." "Really?" "Yeah." "On the 5th I get deployed." "Badass!" "So I heard you got a job up in Beechfield." "Yeah, I'm just back here, because my grandma's dying." "That's cool!" "Dude!" "Come on Bro, I ain't got all day." "I better go." "Oh!" "I still have your sweatshirt." "All right, it's okay, I don't need it." "Okay, good luck I guess!" "All right, thank you, you too!" "Dressed Up, Michael Paul." "Hi!" "I was wondering if by any chance you guys were hiring." "Well, actually I could use some part-time help." "I was recently awarded 120 hours of picking up trash" "On the 14th Freeway." "Do you have any experience?" "Oh tots!" "Oh, my boobs are killing me." "My boyfriend..." "we're dating and we..." "I'm not on the pills so we use rubbers, so it's hurting." "You have really nice penmanship." "Thank you!" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "What?" "Nothing." "Get the abs of your dream." "Just minutes every day..." "Okay." "All right!" "Slow down grandma, I don't want you to choke." "You're a pitiful Pocahontas, you know that?" "What kind of a moronic dope wastes her life" "Getting stuck on her mom's house" "Wiping her old mama's poop shoot?" "Do something with yourself for pity's sakes." "I want to be here for you grandma." "Honey, let grandma eat in peace," "Besides I could use some help" "Acting out the Iran hostage crisis," "Really could." "# Uh-oh uh-oh here comes tomorrow" "# Uh-oh uh-oh what will we borrow now" "# And pay back somehow" "# Whoa..." "# This is the Pilgrim's progress" "# That ain't no time to rest." "# So get up out of your bed" "# Whoa..." "# Shake off fall on your head" "# Shake off fall on your head" "# Whoa oh..." "# We've got things that we got to do" "# You've got people who are counting on you" "# Counting on you" "# Uh-oh uh-oh here come's tomorrow" "# Uh-oh uh-oh..." "Why did you take down the Lisbon Lace number?" "Oh, I sold it." "For the full sale price?" "Uh-huh." "Well, it's not even winter ball season." "Michael Paul," "Could you write me a recommendation for something?" "Uh-huh." "And if I sell my own designs," "Will I get to keep the money from that?" "# We've got things that we got to do" "# You've got people who are counting on you" "# Counting on you" "# We've got things that we got to do" "# You've got people who are counting on you" "# Counting on you" "Oh my God!" "So cute!" "I know, really, look at it." "Oh my God!" "It looks so good!" "Oh my God!" "This is like romantical." "# We've got things that we got to do" "# You've got people who are counting on you" "# Counting on you" "# We've got things that we got to do" "# You've got people who are counting on you" "# Counting on you" "Did you try paying the bill, Mom?" "Can I borrow the car tomorrow?" "But you don't work on Saturday." "Michael Paul needs me." "Well, why don't I drop you off?" "We could stop at the Jiffy Go," "You know, like a mom-daughter morning out." "Why doesn't she pick up the sedan from my place?" "Oh mother, that car's a deathtrap." "You want?" "It's yours." "Like for keeps?" "Sure!" "What do I need it for?" "# Wish we could travel far" "# And drive the length of a land..." "# Don't mind if we have to live time to time" "# If you're with me" "# I don't mind living poor for all my life # if you're with me" "Hello!" "It says there's insufficient funds." "Well, I know." "That's why I'm making a deposit." "No ma'am, the check's no good." "What do you mean?" "It's my ex-husband's." "He has an account with this bank." "There's not enough money in his account to cover it." "Are you sure?" "I'm looking at the account now." "Well, can you give me what he has?" "That's not how it works." "Just when were you planning on telling me," "Because a little warning would have been nice?" "Well, what can I tell you, June," "People just aren't buying cars." "Tell her about the BB." "Here's the thing." "Chip and I are thinking about moving down to Baja" "And opening a BB." "Uh, what?" "Excuse me!" "With what money, and what about us?" "What did that moron do now?" "Mother, please!" "How many times do I have to tell you," "Get off your ass, get a job and get a fucking life." "I do have a life, Dale," "It's a very rich life," "And I do have a job," "It's called bringing up our children," "It's called sheltering them," "It's called protecting them from cretins like you." "Oh lady, you are such a fucking nightmare." "Well, maybe you should have thought about that" "Before you talked a certain young woman" "Into having unprotected premarital relations." "Believe me, I do." "I think about it every goddamn day of my fucking life." "It's enough." "Okay." "All right, fine, thanks." "Thank you!" "June, your dog just upchucked." "Oh," "You're here early." "Don't you have community service?" "It's finished." "I'm finished." "That's cool!" "Yeah, yeah, it's cool!" "So yeah, you know," "I'm probably going to have to cut back your hours" "A little bit." "To what?" "Maybe none." "I mean, I mean, I realize that we've been selling" "Gobs of dresses," "But I just can't afford to have you on the floor anymore, so..." "What about my designs?" "Well, you know, maybe Fashion Cottage will want to buy them," "But I've just been getting a lot of complaints" "From some of our older customers." "All they buy are pantyhose." "Well, I guess, some people are" "Just really bad with change." "And then the FBI unsuccessfully" "Attempted to negotiate." "Sweetheart, what are you doing home?" "I want to kill myself." "That's exactly what the Branch Davidians said." "It's supposed to be right there," "But I don't understand what's happening to textbooks." "Well, I'm sorry, but since your deadbeat dad" "Decided to skip out on his support obligations," "We all need to contribute." "You stole my money." "I did not;" "I borrowed it." "Jesus June!" "Well, how do you think that I make ends meet with your father" "Gallivanting off to Mexico?" "I mean, how do you think we put food on the table" "And have a roof over our heads?" "What about grandma?" "Why can't you ask grandma for help?" "No, no, I will not go crawling back to that woman" "With my hand out, not in million years." "But it's okay to steal from your daughter." "It's not like she is even going to be here for much longer." "Who?" "What?" "Who?" "I'm so sorry, grandma." "No one wanted to tell you, but you're dying." "I'm sorry." "Ah!" "Right, fine, mother, you're not dying." "Are you happy now?" "Well, how else was I supposed to get Bethany to come home?" "I trusted you." "Well, life is full of disappointments," "It's better you start getting used to them now." "Shame on your, June Pruitt." "You apologize to your daughter." "For what?" "For borrowing money" "Or for a tiny little white lie?" "All right, fine!" "I apologize if my fib." "Don't even." "What the hell's going on?" "You really are trying to kill me, aren't you?" "I'm doing the best I can here, mother." "Oh, you can't do anything, can you?" "Watch your mouth, mother." "I will not be belittled in my own house." "You mean your ex-husband's house," "Or maybe now I should call it your daughter's house." "Why do you hate me so much?" "All I ever do is try to please you" "And all you ever are is mean and ugly." "I don't hate you;" "I hate the decisions you make." "You fall for a fruit man, you run off and marry him." "Boy June, you really know how to pick them." "Well, guess what, mother," "I did it to get away from you." "Did you ever think of that?" "I got on the first horse I could" "And I got the hell out of Dodge." "Yeah, but why did you have to pick ass biscuit?" "Oh come on," "I wasn't that bad, was I?" "I was just trying to toughen you up." "You're too sensitive." "That's your problem." "A little help here." "Well!" "What do we have here?" "Do I get pancakes too?" "Who the heck would that be on a Saturday morning?" "June." "What are you doing here?" "I wanted to see the kids on my way down to Mexicali." "I'm sure they'll be very excited." "Dad!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Is Chip here?" "Get in the truck, kiddo." "Sweetie, sweetie, what about your pancakes?" " Hey!" "You there!" " Oh Lacy!" "I think she remembers me." "Yes, she does." "Yes, she's a good dog, yeah, that's right." "All right!" "Have fun!" "Lacy, come on." "You see kiddo, you can barely taste the alcohol." "Go ahead and finish it." "Oh my God, your dad found this killer trailer" "That's right across the Freeway from a water park," "Supposedly when there's no traffic," "It sounds just like the ocean." "I want to go." "Hey!" "So I know I haven't been the best dad in the world." "What are you talking about, dad," "You're the coolest." "I'm going to order another drink." "# Think of a place I would go" "# I'm daydreaming # to where the Sycamore grow" "# I'm daydreaming" "# And oh if you knew what it meant to me" "# And in the end so clear" "# Oh if you knew what it meant to me" "# Anywhere but here" "Did you see the video dad took of me on his cellphone?" "I was laughing so hard, my drink came out of my nose." "Of course," "The guy with an earring in each ear is making movies." "Yeah." "Who wants pudding?" "Bethany, it's tapioca," "Your favorite." "Isn't anyone going to talk to me?" "Oh!" "For Christ's sake, June, give me some goddamn pudding." "Hey, sorry about that." "Should use the penny." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "Did you change your mind about the sweatshirt?" "What?" "No, no." "Do you want to come down and hang out or something?" "Why don't you come up here?" "Seriously?" "Yeah." "Lacy, no." "Hey!" "Hey!" "So what do you want to do?" "Wow!" "Yeah." "I wish we did this before." "Me too." "Are you serious?" "Yes." "# I love your face" "# Rosy cheeks and pale skin" "# Makes me feel this way" "# Like a little girl" "Lacy," "Come here and give momma some love?" "# So far, it's not..." "# But it's not what they told me" "# Come on look sharp" "# The way that you feel" "# Give up anything to be used to this" "# Give up anything to be home" "# We have no choice but look at your face" "# Give up anything to be used to this" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "No fucking way!" "This is Jail Bait, Amber speaking." "Hey!" "It's Bethany." "What?" "Pruitt." "I used to work there with you guys." "Oh!" "Okay," "Is Brianna there?" "No, she doesn't work here anymore." "Oh my God!" "Is she going to FATI too?" "I don't know, I don't think so." "She's having a baby so I doubt it." "Okay." "What do you think to start," "Contemporary Auditing or Cash Flow?" "How about I do both?" "Hey, you got an extra one of those I can have?" "This?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Here." "How do you put it on?" "Here, I'll show you." "Okay, so you just kind of... here," "Just kind of go like this all the way around." "Okay." "There you go." "Yeah." "But what if I want it bigger and really dark" "And all the way around?" "Hey Fonzie, come here and help your grandma for a minute." "I'm going to eat before I go to grandma." "Give me a second already." "Coming!" "Good girl!" "Hurry up, take this." "Oh my God!" "No, grandma, I can't." "It's yours, I want you to have it." "It's for you." "Better you than your mother." "Okay, that was mean." "She's going to be fine." "This is for you." "Go buy yourself something pretty." "Jesus Christ!" "Talk about needing fashion school." "Hey, ass-wipe," "All the emo freaks belong on the bleachers." "Go!" "What?" "What?" "You have the baloney sandwiches?" "Yeah." "I made them with one slice each just like you like them." "Thank you!" "Oh, remember to fill up when you reach a quarter of a tank," "Okay?" "No less." "All right, I will!" "And lock your doors while you're driving," "Because there is no telling what kind of hustlers" "Can come up to your car." "Okay." "Well, I guess this is it then." "I think so." "Okay, mom," "I'm going to be okay." "I know you will." "And you'll be too." "I hope you know how much I appreciate this." "I mean, I'm going to do it..." "All right, all right," "Stop it before I change my mind." "I love you mom!" "# Say that I'm changed." "# Say that I'm different." "# Maybe I finally understand" "# Say I let go" "# Say it's obvious" "# Well, I tell myself over, Over, and over again" "# I'm ready" "# I'm ready" "# I'm ready to leave" "# Da... da... da..." "# Da... da... da... # da... da... da... # da... da... da... # da..." "Da... # da... da... da... # da... da..." "# So tell me I'm strong" "# Tell me I'm weak" "# Tell me I never ever have been" "# And tell me I'm fine" "# Tell me I'm cold" "# Cold, I tell myself over, over, and over again" "# I'm ready" "# I'm ready" "# I'm ready to leave" "# And all the work and love" "# The choices you make" "# All the work and love" "# Each tiny mistake" "# Let the world watch" "# Let the world wait for you" "# So tell me I'm wrong" "# Tell me I'm cool" "# Tell me I fight" "# Tell me I fought for some things" "# I'm ready" "# I'm ready" "# I'm ready to leave" "# I'm ready" "# I'm ready" "# I'm ready to leave..."