"So here's what you missed last week:" "Quinn's pregnant and Puck's the father, but Quinn's decided to give the baby to Terri, who's not pregnant, just pretending to be." "It was her sister Kendra's idea." "We're gonna have to get you a baby." "Also, ken proposed to Emma, and she said... yes." "Oh, and sue got Figgins to make her co-director of the glee club." "Hey, kids." "And that's what you missed on..." "How did this happen?" "I look like a crazy person." "That's not me." "Wow, I didn't know the vein on my neck could stick out like that." "We've been going at it for a week- ever since the decongestant incident when Figgins brought sue in to co-run the glee club." "I'm so ashamed of myself." "She's turned me into her." "Look at me." "Even in the heat of battle I'm so elegant, regal." "I am Ajax, mighty Greek warrior." "God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as will Schuester." "Shut up, sue." "Look at us:" "We're even fighting in our voiceovers." "I guess things really started to fall apart a couple of days ago, right after Figgins called us into his office for a sit-down..." "Sue, Shue, I called you here to get the temperature of the glee club." "Great." "I wanted to get a progress report on how you're working together as co-directors." "Well, in my opinion... well, I think... no, go ahead." "No, you." "Okay." "Please." "Principal Figgins, uh... things couldn't be going mo smoothly." "I couldn't agree more." "I don't want to hear any reports of either of you trying to curry favor from the children." "Am I clear?" "Absolutely." "As we head into sectionals," "I want to get some feedback, like what kind of stuff you guys would like to be doing." "Is there anything, any music in particular, that you guys want to do?" "Could we maybe try something a little more... black?" "I agree." "We do an awful lot of show tunes." "It's glee club." "Not drunk club." "Don't make me take you at the cpet." "Fantastic." "Thank you, Mercedes, Kurt." "Duly noted." "Anything else?" "I can pop and lock." "Not really what we're going for, mike, but... noted." "Noted, yes." "And no pitting the kids against one another." "Never." "I want to pit these kids against one another, am I clear?" "Quinn, update." "Go." "The minority students don't feel like they're being heard." "Hmm, a chink in the armor, huh?" "I am going to create an environment that is so toxic, no one will want to be a part of that club." "Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple and I salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing living could grow there for a hundred years." "You know why I did that?" "Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs." "Sectionals is coming up." "What are your co-director plans?" "Oh, we were actually... uh, we're each going to direct our own number." "And we'll be flipping a coin to see who goes first." "It'll be very civilized, very sportsmanlike, so..." "This arrangement is pleasing to all." "Isn't it?" "It's great." "Now..." "let's hug it out." "I'd rather not do that." "I really don't see that happening." "This meeting doesn't end until I see your bodies touching." "It's a technique I learned last week at my leadership seminar." "I will destroy you." "I'm about to vomit down your back." "It's on." "I'm freaking out." "Everything is going to be fine." "Relax." "At your age, there's very little chance of anything being wrong." "Awesome." "Okay, this is going to be a little cool to the touch." "Can you just be careful with my uniform?" "All right." "Speaking of your ages, have you two given any thought to what you're going to do after the baby is born?" "Whatever Quinn wants is fine." "Well, if it makes a difference, it's a girl." "Baby's fine." "No mutations or anything." "Not even any cool ones." "Thanks for taking us today." "I was too freaked out to drive." "Yeah, no problem." "Hey." "You doing all right?" "um, no." "I mean, how am I supposed to take care of a real person?" "My mom won't even let me have fish." "I" " I thought Quinn wanted to give the baby up for adoption." "For now, but we both know that's not my call." "It sucks." "Get all the stress and worry and none of the control." "It's cool, Mr. Shue." "You wouldn't understand." "The independent polling company in my dockers has determined you're the hottest girl in this school." "Have you been reading my blog?" "Of course not." "You're a gossip monger and your blog is nothing but trash and lies, many of them about me." "Well, you'll be happy to know the one" "I'm working on right now has nothing to do with you or your rumored lust for jewfros." "It's about Quinn Fabray." "Word on the street is that she's in trouble." "Where did you hear that?" "Are you denying it?" "Yes." "Because the sae birdi told me you're heartbroken Finn Hudson didn't choose you to carry his litter." "what is it going to take for you to not run the story?" "Lady's choice." "Heads." "Trickster's trick store?" "This is Sue Sylvester." "You got any of these double-headed coins?" "Head awesome." "All right, the following students have been selected for a special, elite glee club called Sue's kids." "Hold on." "We agreed not to split up the group." "Oh, come on, will." "Give me a chance to do things Sue Sylvester's way." "Maybe with my proven leadership abilities," "I can help this pathetic group of mouth breathers place at sectionals." "We can't even compete in sectionals if we divide up the club, sue." "It's against the rules." "Really?" "You need to crack open a book, William." "Here, I have." "Show choir rule book, page 24." "Provision 14, second addendum." "Twelve members must perform for each team." "However, not all members must perform every song." "Fine." "Just go ahead, take all the football players and your cheerios." "All right, everybody, listen up." "When you hear your name called, cross over to my side of this black shiny thing." "That's called a piano, sue." "Santana." "Wheels." "Gay kid." "Come on." "Move it." "Asian, other Asian, Aretha, and shaft." "See, will, I don't want to participate in a group that ignores the needs of minority students." "You have got to be kidding me." "Oh, I wouldn't kid about this, will, and maybe that's your problem." "Bigotry is no laughing matter." "And that's how Sue sees it." "Outstanding." "I wanted to remind you to tell that Quinn girl not to vaccinate in the hospital." "I'm pretty sure those shots made my kids stupid." "Oh, I guess I could use the vaccination money to buy the organic crib mattress." "I mean, what are the chances of the baby getting polio, right?" "Bye, Kendra." "I hate you, will!" "That was rude." "Don't take the stress of your workday out on me." "I don't want to take it out on you, Terri." "I just don't want to feel as powerless in my own home as I do at school." "And I have to come home and listen to you making major decisions about our son with your sister." "I haven't en felt the baby kick yet, and the only time" "I've ever been to an ob-gyn office was when I took Quinn and Finn for the ten-week ultrasound." "You did?" "How's the baby?" "Fine." "It's a girl." "But that's not the point." "Well, what is the point, will?" "My point is that I am the father of that baby." "And I am coming with you to your next doctor's appointment." "did you have to get him to stop?" "Let's just say I feel sorry for my dads 'cause they're probably going to have into d into my college fund to pay for intensive therapy." "Oh, hardcore." "I don't mind." "I did it to protect you." "And Quinn." "Of course." "We're all teammate hey, I got to tell you, you really are awesome." "I'm gonna make it up to you someday, I swear." "I need another pair." "What's wrong with the ones I already gave you?" "Look. uh, they still had the tag on them." "Put those away." "I want Rachel berry panties." "Okay," "I expect delivery by tomorrow morning or the story of Quinn Fabray and the stork goes wide." "I feel an urge to kiss you right now." "I'm just going to go for it, okay?" "No, no, no." "You-you-you... stop it." "I'm ki-kind of nervous." "I debated not even showing up." "Well, I think it's gonna be great." "Did you catch Sue's corner last night?" "Sometimes people ask me, "sue, how come you're so sensitive to minorities?" "" Well, I'll tell you why." "Because I know firsthand how hard it is to struggle as a minority in America today." "I'm 1/16th Comanche Indian." "In fact, I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one." "Hey, kids, I brought some of my brass buddies with me." "Thought maybe they could help us out a little bit." "Okay, so I selected a song that I think will speak to the frustration you felt under the failed leadership of will Schuester." ""Hate on me, " an rb song?" "You like that?" "changster, I want to see some of that pop-and-lock groove you're so famous for." "You go to town." "And you, Mercedes, I want to see some Mariah hands." "I can do that." "I think we g-g-got this one, miss Sylvester." "All right, w-we'll see." "Hit it!" "Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do" "if I could give you the world on a silver platter would it even matter?" "You'd still be mad at me if I could find in all this a dozen roses that I would give to you you'd still be miserable" "'cause in reality I'm gonna be who I be and I don't feel no faults for all the lies that you bought you can try as you may break me down, but I say that it" "ain't up to you gonna do what you do hate on me, hater now or later" "cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go 'head and hate go 'head and hate on me hater," "cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for you can hate on me you can hate on me now or later '" "cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go on and hate go 'head and hate on me, hater '" "cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for you can hate on me hate on me, hater now or later" "'cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go 'head and hate go 'head and hate on me, hater '" "cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for you can hate on me." "sue." "Hey, Sylvester, I'm talking to you." "Oh, hey, buddy." "I thought I smelled failure." "Why did you take the piano when it was my time up with the kids?" "A properly steam-cleaned piano is key to any successful music group." "You are undermining me in front of these students." "Your delusions of persecution are a telltale sign of early stage paranoid schizophrenia." "Sue, I am not done talking to you." "What about all my sheet music?" "My kids need that music." "Well, will, the last thing your kids need is chronic sinusitis from the mildew" "I feared was infesting that old moldy paper." "Oh, so, what?" "You sent it away for some testing?" "No." "Burned it." "Oh, that is it, sue." "This ends right here." "A cockfight." "Fantastic." "No." "We are here for these students so, whatever problems we have with one another, we're going to get them out in the open right now." "Okay, you want to get real?" "You're right, will," "I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call religious." "And you want to know why?" "Because I don't trust a man with curly hair." "I can't help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting." "Oh, you are a terrible influence on these kids." "I think you're dangerous and I think you teach them all the wrong lessons." "I don't care what you think." "I have a legacy to protect, William, and glee club is a part of that legacy, and I will win." "And if it means I have to get you fired to do it... so be it." "Those drinks are crap!" "Oh, thanks, honey." "I want to finish grading these papers first." "What, you think the kids weren't drunk when they wrote them?" "Listen, honey." "I've been a really crummy wife lately." "Terri, you're carrying my baby." "I have no right to expect anything more than that from you." "No." "That is my sister's marriage and I don't want it." "Anyway, listen." "Okay." "I think that I might be able to help you with your problems at school." "Uh, thanks, Terri, but the last time you helped out at school, it didn't go over very well." "besides, this is serious." "I mean, sue said she wouldn't rest until she saw me fired." "Well, all the more reason." "You got to do whatever it takes, honey." "You got to get down in the gutter if you want to win this." "Sue, a lot of our readers at cheerleading today..." "I'm cutting you off." "Is this a cover story?" "Yes." "Okay." "This is all your readers need to know." "I'm all about empowerment." "I empower my cheerio to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror." "Speaking of which... q, here, now!" "Where are my cheerios?" "Coach Sylvester, they're not academically eligible." "Mr. Schuester flunked them." "This is a travesty of international proportions." "You are jeopardizing my cheerios' role as goodwill ambassadors." "And I have a call in to the president." "Sue, I have in my hand a Spanish quiz in which one of your cheerleaders misspelled her name and answered every question with a drawing of a sombrero." "You can't stand it." "You can't stand to see a woman in a position of power." "That has nothing... your psychosexual derangement would be fascinating, will, if it weren't so terrifying!" "Sue." "Will did a little research, and according to our test records, most of your cheerleaders are functionally illiterate." "Oh, so what?" "Why, only last Friday at the football game, they tried to spell out "go, te" and they spelled out... to game." "To game." "Since 1992, 95% of your cheerios should have flunked Spanish, and I, for one, am not going to be a part of it anymore." "Oh, will, we all know about your devotion to that dying language." "Dying language?" "Let me break this down for you, okay?" "I empower my cheerios to be champions." "Do they go on to college?" "I don't know." "I don't care." "See... should they learn Spanish?" "Sure, if they want to become dishwashers and gardeners." "But if they want to be bankers and lawyers and captains of industry, the most important lesson they could possibly learn is how to do a round-off." "She is deranged!" "You know what?" "This all happened on your watch." "You have allowed this to go on for years." "Say something!" "Oh, ple... oh, okay." "Sue, will is correct." "You're wrong." "What?" "Thank you." "From now on, no free passes." "That's it!" "there!" "See you in glee club, sue." "Don't... touch me." "That is a lawsuit, mister." "I will sue your ass!" "What happened to our little agreement, huh?" "Will I be uploading a certain video to YouTube this afternoon?" "Anti-embolism stockings can be purchased... oh, sue." "I put it on YouTube myself." "And it only got two hits." "let me break it down for you." "Nobody cares!" "no!" "Not the children!" "move!" "Move!" "what is this?" "Check it out." "I came up with a name that I think would be good for the kid." "Eyes on your own test, Finn." "What's up now, Ronnie?" "Anyway, then I read that Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid apple, and I think that's so cool 'cause you know how much I love apples, right?" "And so I figured we should name our kid something more original and poetic." "Then I came up with the best baby name of all time." "Drizzle!" "Drizzle?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "'Cause you know how awesome it is when it's just drizzling outside, but it's not really raining, so it smells like rain, but you don't need an umbrella to go outside." "Are you a moron?" "What?" "We're not naming our baby drizzle." "We're not naming our baby anything." "Finish your test, Finn." "Will you give me my test back?" "I just don't understand anything." "That's not my problem." "You are so insensitive." "Bringing up baby names to me when you know I don't want to keep it." "I can't keep it." "I know, but I don't get what you expect me to do about it." "Not have an opinion." "Hey, this is happening to me, too." "No, it's not." "You're not the one whose parents will burn her like a witch if they find out." "You know, sometimes I wish you were a little more like Rachel." "Really?" "Yeah." "She cares about my feelings." "She sticks up for me." "She sticks up for both of us." "You know that she gave that Jacob kid a pair of her underpants j us to keep him from posting on his blog about you being pregnant?" "You think she did that for me?" "Just to be a good teammate?" "Yeah." "That's what she told me." "I know some guys cheat on their wives or pregnant girlfriends." "Just don't do it with her." "Whoo!" "Hey-oh, hey-oh where they at, where they at?" "Where they at, where they at?" "Where they at, where they at?" "Where they at?" "Come on if you wanna go and take a ride with me we three-wheelin' in the four with the gold cvs oh, why do I live this way?" "Hey, must be the money in the club on the late night, feel ya right looking trying to spot some real nice looking for a little shorty I noticed so I can take home I can take home she can be 18, 18 with an attitude or 19 kind of snotty," "acting real rude but as long as you a diggy-diggy, then, girl, you know that it's on you know that it's on I see something coming toward me on the dance floor sexy and real slow" "and saying she was beeping and I dig the last video somewhere that we could go how could I tell her no?" "Her measurements were 36-25-34" "I like the way you brush your hair I like those stylish clothes you wear" "I like the way the light hit the ice and glare and I can see you moving way over there" "I miss us all being together." "I hope we don't get in trouble for our covert jam session." "if sue catches us mingling, we're cooked." "She told me if I even talked to one of Mr. Shue's kids that she would shave my head." "And I just can't rock that look." "I mean, even Justin Timberlake is growing his 'fro back." "well, we got to go, you guys." "Miss Sylvester is expecting us in ten minutes in the dance studio." "Bye, white people." "Hey!" "What are you guys doing here?" "Just s-s-stopping by to say hello." "Oh, it's great to see you guys." "All right, great news, guys." "Brought the band with me, and I think that we have our number for sectionals." "Mr. Sh, we don't like what this has become." "Don't you guys see?" "That is how sue wants you to feel." "Giving up doesn't help anyone but her." "Look, if it were up to me we would all perform together at sectionals, but it's not up to me anymore, okay?" "Sue's going to do her song, and we are gonna do ours." "Sue's kids are singing about hate, literally." "So, I thought we would try a kinder approach." "All right, Finn and Rachel, come up here; you're gonna take the leads." "Oh, I love this song!" "Okay, follow my lead." "Don't wait for me." "so much for togetherness." "Guys, you guys really need to practice this, all right?" "Night and day, between classes, it has to be letter-perfect." "Okay?" "You got it, Mr. S." "Of course." "Hit it." "Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air.. ooh, ooh," "if I should die before I wake it's 'cause you took my breath away losing you is like living in a world with no air oh" "I'm here alone, didn't want to leave my heart won't move, it's incomplete wish there was a way that I could make you understand" "but how do you expect me to live alone with just me?" "'Cause my world revolves around you it's so hard for me to breathe now tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air with no air no air can't live, can't breathe with no air whoa, whoa no air" "it's how I feel whenever you ain't there no breathing no breathing no air got me out here in the water, tell me how you gonna be without me can't be without you, baby breathe, no air... so deep so deep so deep" "baby, yeah no hard for me to breathe how tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air no air no, no" "it's how I feel when I know you ain't there there's no air," "no air not there got me out here in the water, so deep tell me how you gonna be without me if you ain't here, I just can't breathe it's no air no air." "Amazing, guys." "Bull's-eye." "Excuse me." "What about us?" "You expect us to just sway back here like props?" "Say it for me again." "Word for word." "What about us?" "You expect us to just sway back here like props?" "Perfect." "Then turn to the other two and say..." "I think sue was right about him." "He clearly doesn't like minorities." "Can you imagine, in this day and age, being discriminated against?" "My goodness, the pain you must be feeling." "So, your last name's Puckerman, huh?" "Shalom." "Who knew?" "And poor, sweet Brittany." "Oh, I know the Dutch are famous for being a cold people, but that's no excuse for eating you like some half-price hooker in Amsterdam's famous red light district." "Well, all I can say is if you're serious about leaving Schuester, sue Sylvester's rainbow tent will gladly protect you from his storm of racism." "Hey, babe, you home?" "hey, what's for dinner?" "Oh... why don't you get something from takeout?" "Hey, listen, I don't expect you start cooking, but on nights when you're home first, I think it's appropriate for you to take care of dinner." "Wow, you're so forceful." "What's gotten into you?" "You." "You were right." "I stood up to sue, and now she is begging me for mercy." "Oh, I feel great!" "And I have you to thank for it." "I have my moments, huh?" "You're going to have another one this Friday at 4:00." "I made an appointment for us with dr." "Wu." "My obstetrician?" "I'm finally going to get a look at my little boy." "Hey, pick whatever you want for dinner." "Just not Chinese again." "Who do you think you are?" "Well, now you know how it felt for me to ve my cheerios snatched away." "I can't do a song with three kids!" "Not with that attitude." "Look, I'm prepared to cut you a deal." "You pass my cheerios, and I'll give you back your team of losers and snot-faucets." "Sue Sylvester, you're going to have to pry those "f"s from my cold, dead hands." "Can't wait, pal!" "My job is very stressful." "After dentists, obstetricians have the highest rate of suicide among medical professionals." "Caring for my bonsai relaxes me." "I had a huge crush on the karate kid when I was a teenager." "Can we cut the crap?" "I guess I'm a little curious as to what you ladies want from me." "Neither of you are pregnant." "Well, Wu, you delivered all three of my kids." "Each one is dumber than the last." "Plus, they all have add and although my husband nor I have red hair, they are all creepy ginger kids." "It's caused by a recessive gene." "That's one theory." "Do you wanna hear mine?" "You gave me too much pitocin when I was in labor, and it screwed up their dna." "That's not a theory." "You just made that up." "Mrs. Schuester, is your sister on some kind of new psychotropic medication?" "Not that I know of." "That's offensive." "Are you all right?" "Here's the deal," "My husband does the taxes for some very powerful mid-sized law firms in this town." "And I'm sure somebody would be more than happy to take on my lawsuit." "You'll never win." "I don't have to win." "There's only two in this town." "You get even the slightest stink on you, and you can bet that a bunch of your patients will just close on up their legs." "and walk on over to dr." "Chin" "Okay, this is outrageous." "What do you want?" "Listen here, treasure-trail, we're about to have a smack down." "I don't want to have a confrontation." "Don't play stupid with me, stubbles." "I'm having Finn's baby and you need to back off." "I'm asking you as nicely as I possibly can." "Leave him alone." "You're right." "I've helped you not because it's the right thing to do, but because I had romantic ulterior motives." "But just so we're clear, you're the one who's cheating." "Excuse me?" "I have on good authority that you're sue Sylvester's mole." "And you can deny it all you want, but I know it's true." "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Sue's not on your side, Quinn." "She's not on anyone's side but her own." "Can you imagine what she's gonna do once she finds out about your situation?" "She'll probably try to rip off your uniform with her bare hands." "Every time you whisper in her ear, you empower her to do more damage to the glee club." "And right now, glee club is all you have, and if I were you, I'd recognize who my true friends are." "Oh, and I'd practice a little bit more." "Because you obviously have a lot you need to express." "Oh, you have no idea." "Set me free, why don't you, baby?" "Get out my life, why don't you, baby?" "'Cause you don't really love me you just keep me hanging on" "you don't really need me but you keep me hanging on" "why do you keep coming around playing with my heart?" "Why don't you get out of my life and let me make a new start?" "Let me get over you the way you've gotten over me hey, set me free, why don't you, baby?" "Let me be, why don't you, baby?" "'Cause you don't really love me you just keep me hanging on now you don't really want me you just keep me hanging on" "you say although we broke up you still wanna be just friends but how can we still be friends when seeing you only breaks my heart again?" "And there ain't nothin' I can do about it." "Whoa, whoa, whoa set me free, why don't you, baby?" "Get out my life, why don't you, baby?" "Go on, get out, get out of my life and let me sleep at night please, 'cause you don't really love me you just keep me hanging on on, on, on... all right, everybody, take five." "we would just like to say that although we find ourselves on opposite sides, we hope you enjoy our number and we look forward to seeing yours..." "Get on with it!" "Enough with the jibba-jabba!" "Sing something!" "Sue, you can't talk to kids that way." "Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?" "All right, that's it." "Come on." "She had her chance." "Everybody up!" "We're leaving." "I'm sorry." "Is there a fire?" "No, and that's the point, there is no fire." "You know, it's sad enough that my "Sue's kids" are living in squalor and probably on food stamps." "My dad's a dentist." "But for you to drag them in here and bore them to death, I won't stand for it." "Come on, kids, out." "We're going for conies, my t at." "All right, that's it!" "Really?" "You know what, sue?" "You've been pretty honest about your feelings for me, so let me return the favor." "You're rude, sue." "You have no class, and you are a terrible teacher!" "I'll have you know I have my PhD." "You got it online, sue!" "You are a failed performer, will!" "You weren't good enough to make it in the real world." "You're not even good enough to run this stupid little club that nobody cares about." "Time after time, will, you fail!" "You spend every waking moment of your life figuring out ways to terrify children to try to make you feel better about yourself, and the fact that you're probably gonna spend the rest of your life alone!" "How dare you to talk to me like that!" "Don't you even go..." "Don't you point your... enough!" "I'm sorry Mr. Shue, Mrs. Sylvester, but if we wanted to hear mom and dad fight, those of us who still have two parents would just stay home on payday." "I agree." "Glee club is supposed to be fun." "And furthermore, I don't like this minority business." "I may be a strong, proud black woman, but I'm a lot more than that." "I'm out." "M- me, too." "Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm-out is done." "I encourage you to follow my lead." "is that necessary?" "It's nothing I haven't seen before." "I mean, I am the one who knocked her up." "Just standard operating procedure." "you okay, Mr. Schuester?" "You seem upset." "Just, just a little stressed." "Bad day at work." "Will, you're about to see your child for the first time." "Can you forget about those dancing delinquents for one minute?" "You're right." "I'm sorry." "Oh, my parents are gonna kill me if I don't come home with the DVD." "Got it right here." "All right!" "The gel." "Oh!" "You okay?" "Ooh, that must be cold." "It's really..." "Sorry about that." "yeah, it's a little cold." "That's him!" "oh, hold on a sec." "What?" "Is something wrong with him?" "Well, not exactly." "This is really embarrassing, but it appears as if your boy is a girl." "oh, my god!" "Did something happen to his...?" "No, he never had one." "He's a she." "Must have misread the first sonogram." "Sorry about that." "Honey, I didn't know that having a boy was so important to you it isn't." "I don't care what she is." "She's all ours." "I'm just so... happy." "No matter what happens, I want you to remember at this moment, that we love each other, okay?" "hey, sue." "William, close the door." "I, uh, wanted to talk to you about the auditorium." "Good." "I wanted to come to you, too, but I have no idea where your office is." "Why don't you have a seat." "Sure." "So, I decided to step down as co-head of glee." "Really?" "Yeah, it's not for me." "It's too fruity." "I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional unless it's from physical exhaustion." "Yeah, it did get pretty bad in there." "Oh, yeah." "I'd still like to stay on as consigliere." "You know, maybe you could show me your set lists before competitions, just so I not mtv, but still." "why do I feel like I'm about to fall through a trapdoor into a pit of fire?" "Because you don't trust me." "I know my methods are extreme." "And I know I'm not like the rest of you hippies, caring about the kids' feelings as if they're real, but I do care about teaching." "And when I coach them, and they win..." "I win." "And you know how I feel about winning." "I do." "Look, who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?" "No one would say that." "Probably right." "But, um, in hindsight... you were right to shine the spotlight on the fact that those kids are minorities." "Because you're all minorities." "You are in the glee club." "Now there are only 12 of you, and all you have is each other." "So it doesn't matter that Rachel is Jewish, or that Finn is... unable to tell my rights from my lefts." "sure." "Or that Santana is Latina, or that Quinn is pregnant." "Sorry, Q. It'll be all over the blogosphere by this afternoon." "Now everybody knows... including me." "how could you do that?" "Do you have any idea how much pain you caused by running that story?" "Sue made me do it." "This was a particularly interesting find from today's round of locker checks." "Are these your droopy white granny panties, Jacob?" "Are you an "Eve" who was born a "Steve"?" "Because if you are, I think there's a special school that would better address your needs." "And I think that school is in Thailand." "Rachel gave them to me so I wouldn't run the Quinn story." "What Quinn story?" "Quinn Fabray's pregnant." "Not a chance." "If my head cheerleader was pregnant, jeopardizing the very future of my cheerios and thus my teaching tenure," "I think she would have come to me." "Quinn Fabray respects me, would never lie to me, never." "I have three sources confirming." "Please don't expel me." "I'll kill the story." "No." "Run it." "I'm sorry, Rachel." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Everything's gonna be okay." "You're not alone together we stand I'll be by your side you know I'll take your hand when it gets cold and it feels like the end" "there's no place to go you know I won't give in ah... ah... no, I won't give in ah-ah... yeah, yeah!" "Keep holding on 'cause you know we'll make it through we'll make it through" "just stay strong 'cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you" "there's nothing yay can s nothing you can say nothing You can do nothing you can do there's no other way when it comes to the truth so keep holding on 'cause you know we'll make it through we'll make it through" "hear me when I say, when I say," ""I believe "nothing's gonna change, nothing's gonna change destiny whatever's meant to be will work out perfectly" yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!" "keep holding on there's nothing you can say nothing you can say nothing you can do nothing you can do there's no other way when it comes to the truth" "so keep holding on 'cause you know we'll make it through."