"Michael I can say with virtual certainty that the man coming towards you is the same man who broke into the regional FBI office" "What about the drive?" "He appears to be carrying it." "Michael, this man is armed and dangerous." "You saying I can't take him?" "I'm merely saying, I'm available to assist you if necessary." "How hard is it to find a black mustang?" "Michael, are you sure you don't need any help?" "See?" "I didn't need your help." "Are you talking to me?" "Shut up." "I'll take the drive and your gun." "I believe the subject is playing possum." "Okay, uncle." "Black ice, Michael?" "Yeah, sure, why not?" "Initiating black ice." "I would be happy to eliminate the fence with my laser." "Okay, now you're just being annoying." "Where's Rivai?" "Uh, interrogation one." "Where's Torres?" "D.c., back on wednesday, wouldn't talk about it." "Graiman?" "Getting ready for the eco-audit." "Green consultants coming from the pentagon." "Nice eye." "See the other guy." "You got anything besides root beer?" "Who's this for?" "My PC needed an upgrade." "How did you get past the FBI's secure perimeter?" "I'm persistent and goal-oriented." "There are anti-terrorism files on this hard drive." "Look, it was just a contract job I picked up" "On my way out of town." "Do you know what messing with the bureau means?" "You ever heard of the patriot act?" "No lawyer." "Do not pass go." "Straight to guantanamo." "Hope you like Cuban food." "Anchorage." "What?" "I said, "anchorage."" "I wanna make a deal." "Kitt, analyze the ring cross reference" "With Anchorage, Alaska." "It is a ring depicting virgo, the virgin." "The sixth astrological sign in the zodiac." "In astrology, virgo is considered a feminine sign." "I didn't pick it, monotone guy." "We were each given a sign and a ring." "Nobody used real names." "What was wrong with Mr. Pink, Mr. White, and Mr. Black?" "I guess capricorn never saw reservoir dogs?" "Actually, the names-as-colors motif was originally featured the film taking of pelham one two three." "I knew that." "Whatever." "I ran security a payroll job up in Anchorage." "Supposed to pick up my share." "I can confirm the payroll robbery." "Two security guard were killed." "I didn't have nothing to do with murder." "4 million dollar was stolen in what has the markings of a completely compartmentalized operation." "six expert thieves." "Reportedly, none knew the identities of the others." "Each was known only by a sign of the zodiac." "You hearing this?" "Alaska?" "None of the thieves were ever identified or apprehended." "I hate the cold." "I thought you hated water." "Snow is frozen water, Sarah." "Monotone guy's right, except he left something out." "The lead of the crew's name's Capricorn." "He's a big-time money launderer." "If you give me immunity," "On the payroll sco and on the hard drive..." "I'll give you the whole zodiac crew." "None of you guys have ever seen each other, right?" "Not till later today." "Supposed to finally meet up" "To discuss capricorn's new deal." "I'll wear a wire." "You're virgo." "A virgin." "Irony, thy name is Mike." "The rendezvous point with capricorn and the others." "Thought it was Alaska." "Bet you wanna go now." "I can't." "We've got that eco-audit today." "Looks like you lucked out." "Take Billy as backup." "Billy?" "Ow-ee, paper cut!" "Burns, burning, it burns." "You don't deactivate sophisticated alarm systems" "With a pair wire cutters." "You need computer skills." "Do you have computer skills?" "I play Xbox." "Yeah, you leave in 20." "Dude, I will not disappoint." "Promise." "No offense, but I don't think" "There's a whole hell of a lot for you to do." "I'm going deep cover on this one." "Kitt, fingerprint generator." "Michael, please place your hand directly on the hand mat." "Transposing fingerprints now." "I have overlaid virgo's fingerprints onto you." "Look, I don't think I'm gonna need it." "I got the ring." "None of the zodiac crew's ever seen each other." "Michael, may I ask you a question, why did the man in the interrogation room refer to me as "monotone guy"?" "'Cause he's a douche, kitt." "Our aim is to recycle everything" "We used to ship out as refuse by the end of the year." "What about top-secret files?" "Cross-cut, shredded, and burned." "The FBI requires it." "20th century solution to a 21st century problem." "I've argued for an on-site, enzyme-activated" "Compost bi for all unrecyclable paper." "No co2, no nitric oxide, no particulate emissions." "Just methane." "Which we could use to heat the entire floor." "You talk like an engineer." "Phd, mechanical." "Me too, m.i.t." "Where'd you get your doctorate?" "Stanford." "Really?" "Yeah." "I see you've met my daughter." "Hello, Tess." "Hello, Charles." "We're entering a potentially hostile environment." "Don't you think you're overstating things just a bit?" "Common difficulties, or a precipitous drop in blood-sugar, sleep deprivation, and encounters with dangers and unpredictable locals." "We'll be careful, kitt, I promise." "Vegas, baby." "Vegas!" "Anybody sees us together, you're my little brother." "We're just here to gamble, drink, and hunt for chicks." "That's a good cover story," "But don't take it too far." "I may need some computer know-how." "Dude, I can't get too wasted if I'm gonna try counting cards." "May I remind you that all Las Vegas casinos will immediately eject you for counting cards?" "It's not illegal." "Just try and stay relatively sober." "Hey, I got your back." "You know what they say about Vegas?" "Go on vacation, leave on probation." "Yeah." "Michael, I implore you." "I know you don't like valet parking, Kitt, but I need you close by." "Valets tend to be especially duplicitous humans." "They often rummage through my interior or attempt to drive me in an erratic manner." "Just don't hurt anybody, Okay?" "How do you plan on finding the zodiac gang?" "I imagine they'll be finding me." "Welcome to the corsica." "Wish me luck." "Be careful, Michael." "Just leave it up front." "Yes, sir." "Get a positive I.D. on the ring, all right?" "Michael, you are being followed." "Kitt, give me options." "There's a bathroom 30 feet ahead and then right." "State law forbids the hotel from having cameras" "In its bathrooms." "I cannot be your eyes if you enter." "Got no choice." "I got this." "Stay here." "I'm ditching the earwig." "Hey." "Look, easy, easy!" "Virgo, come on." "I'm capricorn." "I'm missing some vital information." "Where's Kitt?" "Uh, officially, Kitt doesn't exist." "So he's on a mission." "When's he due back?" "I can't tell you that." "Charles, there is a fax from the pentagon" "That has it in for knight industries." "I can help." "Sarah doesn't know about us, does she?" "No." "She's a beautiful girl." "And a first-rate scientist." "You should be very proud." "Yeah, isn't it unethical for you" "To exercise your full review authority" "Without disclosing the nature of our prior relationship?" "Oh, I already did." "You told the pentagon we dated?" "Not in precisely that vernacular." "I said we used to have sex, and lots of it." "Let's get to work." "Security chief was wearing the same ring." "Mike's in." "Mike okay?" "Billy says, "yes."" "He's out of audio contact," "But we're tracking his earwig," "It's still in the casino bathroom." "He must've ditched it." "What's up with that?" "What?" "Come on..." "You don't see it?" "Your dad and the green lady." "Check out the body language." "I'm pretty sure they used to, you know," "Make waffles." "Oh, Dr. G, pass the syrup." "La, la, la, la, la..." "So gross." "That's my dad." "Everybody..." "Our final guest has arrived." "I give you Virgo." "Best second-story man in the business." "Scorpio..." "Small-handed extraction." "The pick-pocket." "Yeah." "We love to keep him around." "Um, this is Gemini." "Gemini." "Weapons." "Sorry about anchorage, nothing you could do about it." "And of course, Leo." "Communications and tech." "Hey, you hungry?" "We got a whole buffet." "Yes, we do." "And the beautiful aquarius." "Nice to finally meet you, Virgo." "And what's your specialty?" "I'm the distraction." "Trust me, she is." "All right, listen up." "Anybody wants out," "Take your cut, hit the bricks." "No hard feelings, okay?" "Well..." "With that said," "To future endeavors." "Cheers." "Scanning fingerprints." "Oh, very nice." "Aquarius confirmed." "Scorpio confirmed." "Gemini confirmed." "Leo confirmed." "Virgo confirmed." "Well, looks like we're all who we say we are." "On to business..." "And now, it is time for us to divide our product" "From our last adventure as individuals." "Because tomorrow, my friends, we embark" "On a new one as a team." "One will enrich us." "Beyond our wildest dreams." " But tonight, we drink." " Absolutely." "You want to go partner on the next hand?" "50 each?" "Me?" "Come on." "You never know until you take a chance." "All right." "Yeah." "Money play one hundred." "21." "Yeah!" "I'm Courtney." "I'm Billy." " Wanna go again?" " Yeah." "Now see, this is emblematic of my whole mission here." "You can consider replacing some of this plastic" "With plain old paper." "At least it biodegrades." "Well, we kill 14 million trees every year" "To make the paper that's a major contributor" "To the increasing planetary surface temperature." "Did you know that plastic consumes 12 million barrels" "Of oil a year in the u.s." "Not to mention, it chokes the ocean" "And destroys sea life." "Well, manufacturing paper bags" "Creates 70% more air pollution." "Plastic creates four times the waste." "Look, paper is bulkier." "It takes seven times the number of trucks" "To ship the same number of..." "Carrie..." "Oh..." "My..." "God." "Here's your cut." "Washed clean." "Courtesy of the Corsica hotel and casino." "Oh, I do love this job." "That's too bad, the gravy train's pulling" "Into its last station." "What are you talking about?" "New ownership at the corsica." "They're bringing in a new chief of security." " Are you kidding me?" " No." "Seven years I spent as Steven Cordoba," "Trusted chief of security." "Now in ten days, I'm out on my ass." "You can't catch a break these days." "Yeah." "The others know?" "No..." "You're the first." "How're we going to wash the money from now on?" "We're not." "We're gonna take down one more score." "And this one's the mother lode, junior." "And then we're all in the wind." "Just seems to one little problem..." "Your fingerprints check out," "But then that's the wrong I.D." "And uh..." "Hold on." "How do you think I stayed out of the joint this long?" "You tell me." "Let me use your cell phone." "This?" "Get me Kitt." "It's Mike, From an unknown cell phone." " He wants Kitt." " Patch him through." " Kitt?" " Michael, it's good to hear your voice." "Put Steven Cordoba's Nevada driver's license" "On this computer." "Impressive." "Who do you want to be?" "What?" "Anybody." "Living or dead." "Who do you want to be?" "Him." "Insert." "That's good." "That's very good." "All right, all right." "Hey, come on." "Let's all go get rich, huh?" "Let's party." "So where's the next score?" "I'll show you at the pool." "We'll talk then." "I missed you, Michael." "Likewise." "Can you analyze these bills for me?" "Of course, Michael." "The bills are genuine." "Get me the SSC." "You okay?" "I'm fine." "Capricorn is Steve Cordoba." "He's the head of security at the Corsica." "And he's using his position" "To run a massive money laundering operation" "Through the casino." "But that's coming to an end." "And now he's planning something big." "We'll do some more digging on his Cordoba alias." "And check with our informants on the street." "Oh, and, Carrie..." "Don't make any deals with the real Virgo." "He killed those two guards in anchorage." "Michael, do not forget your earwig." "I went all the way out to the room" "To meet my friend." "And it turns out, she ditched me." "I think she met a dude." "That's so random." "I..." "I kind of got ditched too." "Ouch." "Eh, it's okay." "My parents are ridiculously wealthy." "Really?" "Really." "What do you do?" "Uh..." "I'm in I.T." "Oh..." "You mean you're no an undercover agent," "Like every other guy I've met this weekend?" "Nope." "Just a regular old computer guy." "You?" "Dental school." "My last year." "Wow." "You've got great teeth, by the way." "Thanks." "You've got great..." "Everything." "She's trying to get to Kitt, I know it." "Well, then you'd think she'd show up" "When he's here." "Well, Mike took Kitt on an unscheduled mission," "And now she's treading water till they get back." "What do you think she wants with him?" "Tess and I were fierce rivals." "I hear you were more than that." "You know, it's okay to tell me about your girlfriends, dad." "She wasn't my girlfriend." "Well..." "That's it for me." "Yeah, i'm kind of tapped out too." "Well, You lost quite a bit." "Well, it was nice meeting you." "Yeah." "You too." "Well..." "Bye." "Bye." "Oh, come on." "Idiot." "Hey, zoe, where's mike?" "Mike's with kitt." "He's fine." "Where are you?" "I'm in the casino." "I need some advice." "Did you lose all your money?" "Don't go to the ATM." "Just go to bed and start over in the morning." "I met a girl." "They're called hookers, Billy." "No, a real girl." "Does she have two heads?" "No, only one and it's beautiful." "Oh, what's wrong with her?" "Nothing, except she split." "Of course she did." "You were being you." "Look, I think she really liked me." "I just..." "I couldn't close." "You screwed up vacation sex?" "That's pathetic." "Is she staying at the hotel?" " I think so." " What's her name?" " Courtney." " Courtney what?" "I don't know." "Never mind." "Courtney Harshberger, 2902." "Courtney Rosenthal, 717." "There's a courtney flynn." "In poolside 16." "Yeah, she said something about going out to her room." "Yeah, I think that's her." "Getting her driver's license" "And credit card info now." "Zoe, that's illegal." "Since when has that been an issue?" "Dude, she is hot." "I know!" "You listen to me, Billy morgan," "You go find this Courtney Flynn," "And you go make it happen." "Hey." "I was just coming back to look for you." "I was just going to your room." "How'd you know where my room was?" "I..." "I don't." "I guess I was just gonna roam the halls" "Looking for dental floss" "On the discarded room service trays." "Dental joke." "That's lame." "Yeah." "So I gotta take a break from the tables for a while." "Yeah, me too." "Can you believe my big move" "Was to come to Vegas and count cards" "And I chickened out?" "Well, isn't that illegal anyway?" "Uh, it's like going to a restaurant" "With no shirt on." "It's not illegal, but they can kick you out." "No shirt, no shoes," "No dice." "Fast times at ridgemont high." "It's my favorite movie." "Mine too." "So..." "I was thinking..." "You wanna hang out?" "Okay." "We had a bet." "Who?" "Me and Aquarius." "I bet that you'd ask her to dance first." "You lost." "You guys get cable in here?" "Dork, what are you doing?" "I'm easing into it." "Answer the door." "I sent you something." "Are you on the phone?" "Uh, uhh..." "I just called room service." "I had them send some things over." "Whoa." "You sure got here quick." "A little strawberries and champagne." "And, uh, some chocolate sauce." "And..." "Whip-whipped cream." "Whoa." "Mmm." "I've been waiting all day for this." "Virgo." "What's up?" "Hey, your friend Kitt," "The one who pulled the driver's license thing?" "Yeah, what about kitt?" "If she's single, I'm available." "If you only knew, Leo." "You all right?" "Uh, yeah, you know, I'm fine." "I'm just, uh..." "Just thinking about the next score, that's all." "So am I." "You ready to tell me?" "You're looking at it." "we're gonna hit the casino." "He's gonna rob his own casino." "That doesn't make sense." "He's about to lose his job." "He robs the place, the cops are bound to look at him hard." "it is possible he's trying to solidify his current position." "Explain, Kitt." "If a robbery was to take place in the casino, and capricorn arrived in time to foil it, his supervisors would be more likely to trust him and possibly keep him on in his current position." "But if he busts the zodiac crew in the process," "The whole plan falls apart." "Interesting scenario," "But there has to be more to it." "Regardless, why don't we jus take the whole gang down now?" "Not enough evidence." "What about the anchorage job?" "No witnesses, no fingerprints." "We have to catch them in the act." "So tell me about Kitt's propulsion system." "Well, I'd love to, Tess, but I can't." "Is it a conventional internal combustion engine" "Or something new?" "Come on." "Right now the SSC has the potential" "To look like another major boondoggle." "You gotta give me something to work with here." "What about oil?" "Uh, transmission fluid brake fluid," "Where are those disposed of?" "Well, fluids that we use for kitt are specially designed to withstand" "Infinitely higher tolerances" "Than the ordinary automobile product" "And last up to 1, 000% longer." "Doesn't answer my question." "Well, that'll have to do." "Charles..." "What's happening between us aside," "Things don't look good for you here." "Now, until I get the full picture," "The SSC is in major carbon deficit." "Okay." "Let me tell you about Kitt." "No, no, no, this isn't your toothbrush." "I carry one with me at all times." "See, red." "That's not why I'm crying." "Oh, I thought last nig was wonderful." "It's not you, it's me." "Not the first time I've heard that." "I owe over $100, 000 in student loans." "I got a check" "For $20, 000 last week," "And I blew it all at the blackjack table." "it was supposed to be for tuition." "Wow." "That was dumb." "You know how I told you my dad was really rich?" "He's a bus driver." "Last night was probably..." "No, last night was definitely" "The best night of my life." "If you... if you're scamming me, Courtney," "I swear I can't take it, it'll break my heart." "No." "I just screwed up, that's all." "I promise." "You remember yesterday when I said I was an I.T. Guy?" "I'm actually a secre government operative." "Hmm, I have ways of checking." "Where are you going?" "I'm going to get your money back." "Corsica casino." "40, 000 square feet of gaming space." "160 armed personnel, 422 surveillance cameras." "Now on a normal day, there's a million dollars cash" "In the cage at any given time." "If you look behind you, this beautiful gentleman, this sad-looking man is Artie Yamtov." "He used to be a big-time hack" "Who's actually a pretty good little thief." "He fell on some hard times, but hey, he loves his kids." "So in exchange for taking the fall for us in this job," "We're gonna pay out his family" "$250, 000." "So we rob your casino" "And nice guy Artie there becomes a convenient patsy, goes to state prison." "Pretty much." "I mean, you said yourself," "There's only a million dollars in there." "Yeah, how is that the score of a lifetime?" "Excellent question." "My friends," "Meet Mr. Shepherd Wong." "Mr. Wong owns a factor in shanghai that makes boxes," "The boxes that everything we buy from china comes in." "Now, Mr. Wong is a very wealthy man," "But unfortunately, he has a very serious Jones." "He plays baccarat exclusively." "Now by law, the cage has to have" "A dollar for dollar on hand" "To match his bets." "How much?" "30 million." "Now you're talking." "Absolutely." "Leo, I need you to disable the wired and wireless communication systems" "Both here and here." "Done and done" "The security guards here and here at bay." "Copy." "All right, Scorpio, we need that key from the cage guard, okay?" "Can you handle that?" "Why can't you get that for us?" "Because it's a magnetic lock with rotating codes." "I mean, the matching key" "Is given to the appropriate cage guard" "At the beginning of every shift." "Aquarius, darling, I need you to load up the car," "Put all the money in, and make sure you distract all these guards." "Ooh, I dropped a contact lens," "And this floor is so confusing." "And last but not least, Virgo," "I need you to cut the power, snag the key from Scorpio," "Take down the cage, load up the cart," "And exit through this side door right here." "Piece of cake." "When's all this go down?" "At shift change, 1600 hours." "Today?" "Today." "This is gonna be tough." "but you said, "piece of cake."" "Yeah, I had to make it look good in front of the others." "It's called Bravado, Kitt." "What's this area next to the slots?" "It is a game of chance called, "win this car."" "a new automobile is presented to the winner of a slot machine jackpot." "It's got a straight line of sight to the cage." "Hey, what's up?" "Courtney lost all of her student loan money playing blackjack." "I'm getting it back for her." " How?" " Counting cards." "I need to win 100 grand." "Can I borrow some money?" "you meet a girl in vegas," "She takes you home," "And in the morning she tells you she needs 100 grand?" "Come on, Billy." "Oh, you think she's grifting me." "Why, because no girl could ever" "Like Billy Morgan that much, right?" "I'm not saying that." "Just have Kitt run a check on her, is all." "I don't want you to check her out." "I believe her." "Okay?" " Okay." " What's happening on your end?" "Michael is going to rob the casino." "Whoa." "Yeah, so you'd better hurry up and win." "what do you have to say about this?" "I think somebody's wasting paper." "It was stuffed under my pod room door." "Oh, what can I tell you?" "Heart wants what the heart wants." "You're acting like a little boy." "Well, the problem around here is there's too much science," "Not enough chemistry." "Dad?" "Do you trust tess enough" "To show her Kitt's propulsion schematics?" "Sometimes you gotta take a chance." "New vehicle going on casino floor!" "Let's go!" "Oh." "Kitt." "I have 50, 000 in chips." "I need your help." "I have to win this hand." "I need you to..." "I need you to access..." "Casino's surveillance camera" "And tell me what the dealer's hole card is." "I am sorry, Billy, but I cannot assist you in cheating a legitimate business." "But if it is any consolation," "I believing you." "Check's play." "Hey, what's your name?" "Uh, Clarence." "Clarence, your personal car." "What do you drive?" "Uh, it's blue and it's old." "I'll give you 20 grand for it." "Sure." "Leave it running by the side entrance in 15 minutes." "Okay." "I'm gonna need your jacket as well." "Sure." "Sir, you have 16." "Hit or stand?" "You have 16." "Hit or stand?" " Hit." " 21." "Kitt I'm in position, Michael." "Make sure your cameras are rolling on the entire crew." "Carrie needs complete video documentation." "I have a perfectline of sight, Michael." "On my mark, fire your E.M.P. And zap the casino's power grid." "Michael, the hotel has an off-site redundant backup system." "You will only have 30 seconds of darkness." "That's all I'm gonna need." "Is that bravado again, Michael?" "my contact." "No, Kitt." "It's a fact." "Excuse me." "I dropped a contact." "Can you help me?" "You new here?" "Yeah, it's my first day." "I'm already losing things." "Where do you think you lost it?" "Um, I think it's like, in this area." "Michael, communication lines have been disabled." "Grab some floor now!" "Get down!" "Kitt, it's showtime." "E.M.P." "Yes, Michael." "Please remain calm." "Backup systems will be coming on line momentarily." "Please stay at your tables." "Kitt?" "The E.M.P. may have demagnetized the key." "Re-magnetize it, then." "I am unable." "22 seconds." "Blow the cage, Kitt." "What a rush." "I was driving a '92 civic." "You know the, uh, real virgo was really never that good." "There's a radio signal coming from his left ear." "Sorry, man." "I really liked you." "Everybody out." "Come on, man." "Everybody out!" "Let's go." "Get out." "Come on, man." "How are you gonna explain all this?" "Explain what?" "I cannot contact Mike." "Yeah, me neither." "What's going on?" "Sorry, baby." "I gotta go." "I love you." "Kitt." "I think Mike's in trouble." "If he's not with you, how did he get away?" "Michael drove off from the robbery in a blue '92 civic." "Zoe, into vegas metro traffic." "On it." "Searching video for a blue '92ivic." "Cross-reference with any vehicles" "With a corsica hotel logo." "Got him." "Industrial park, west of the city," "Off desert inn road." "Kitt?" "Attack mode." "The police are on their way." "Police." "Yeah." "I mean, I'm holding the man" "Who robbed the Corsica hotel and Casino till they arrive." "Here's how it went down:" "You robbed the casino," "You fled here to this empty warehouse to hide the cash until..." "What?" "Heat died down, am I right?" "But the brave chief of security followed the bad guy here," "And surprised me while I was stashing the loot." "And the would-be robber was..." "Fatally wounded." " Not a big fan of the fatal part." " Really?" "Chief of security becomes stuff of local legend." "I mean, who knows?" "Might be able to keep my job." "Sorry." "There's really no other way." "All right." "Oh, that's much better." "Must feel pretty cool robbin a casino like this, huh, pal?" "Come to daddy." "Marco!" "What, no polo?" "Come on." "There you are." "Kitt, xenons!" "Ahh, my eyes!" "Hey." "Did you win?" "What?" "Blackjack." "Did you win?" "I got pretty lucky." "I'm the latest iteration of the knight industries 3000." "It's a Kitt 2.0." "Next-generation shell," "Combination hydrogen-electric hybrid propulsion system," "Integrated neural network, 64 core processor." "Ultimately efficient, completely self-contained." "Eminently green." "Full specs." "On paper." "Well, he is marvelous, Charles, absolutely beautiful." "Thank you, Dr. Landafly." "My report." "Oh." "Due to Kitt' extreme efficiency, the ssc actually registers a carbon credit." "Well, if this data ends up in popular science," "I'll know where to find you." "You can find me at the marriott." "Room 1706." "I'll see you tonight." "Great job, Kitt." "Thank you, Dr. Graiman." "But the specifications you presented to Dr. Landafly were completely inaccurate." "Absolutely correct, Kitt." "That means you do not trust her." "Yet you plan to meet her at her hotel." "Correct again." "I do not understand." "One day, Kitt." "One day you will." "So?" "Tell you about the girl." "Who?" "Courtney?" "Yes, Courtney." "There's really not that much to tell." "Suffice to say" "Billy played a few hands, downed a couple beers," "And saved my butt when it needed saving." "Mission accomplished." "We figured you'd say that." "Kitt, play back video of Billy leaving the casino." "I am afraid I cannot." "It has been password-protected." "Oh..." "Rats." "Oh, come on." "See, ladies, what happens in Vegas stays in..." "Kitt." "Aww." "Come on." "Oh, no." "Subtitle by Snitch Company®"