"♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪" "♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪" "♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪" "♪ I'm from another dimension ♪" "♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪" "♪ Gonna have a good time ♪" "♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪" "♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪" "♪♪" "♪ Yeh-heah ♪" "♪♪" "♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪" "♪ I'm talking puppies ♪" "♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa ♪" "♪ Ooh ♪" "♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪" "♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪" "♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪" "♪ I'm from another dimension ♪" "*STAR Vs THE FORCES OF EVIL* Season 02 Episode 19 b "All Belts are Off" Synchronized by srjanapala" "Karate brings the essence of Ka, ra, and te together in a circular balance of the elements." "It is time for you to demonstrate all that you have learned about the "DUH's" of Karate." "Discipline." "Ed-U-cation." "And most importantly, Honor." "Honor." "I, Grandmaster of the How To Karate video series, am coming to your dojo in your town of... to watch your top student perform." "If Grandmaster deems them worthy, your dojo will be How To..." "This is a great honor for our dojo." "With Grandmaster's certification, we won't just be a mini-mall dojo anymore." "We'll be a certified mini-mall dojo." "The student I will choose to represent the school will be someone who has constantly impressed me with their dedication and commitment." "Someone who has contributed so much to the dojo, who really puts the "ra" in Karate." "I will let you know my decision by the end of the week." "Uh, Sensei, it's Friday." "Oh." "Then it's Jeremy." "What?" "!" "( nervous stammering )" "Anyway, great class today." "You're all dismissed." "( evil laughter )" "How does it feel, Marco?" "He actually chose an eight-year-old over you." "L-o-s-e-r." "Marco lost to who?" "J-e-r-e-m-y." "That spells winner." "That's me." "Jeremy." "Yay!" "This is going to be the best trip yet!" "Ready to board?" "You bet, Sir Acha." "Let's sail away on our friend ship." "Hey, little buddy." "What are you doing in my room?" "( New Age music plays )" "Hajime." "Whoa." "That was amazing." "So is Jeremy still your choice to represent the dojo?" "Yeah, for sure, Jeremy." "What?" "!" "I broke, like, three boards." "Marco, I didn't pick Jeremy because he's better at Karate." "I picked him because of... you know, who he is as a person." "Who Jeremy is as a person is a jerk." "( muttering ) As a person?" "Who do you think is a person?" "Marco, listen." "No, you listen." "I'm ten times the person Jeremy is." "You're making a huge mistake." "Let's sail away on our friend ship." "( gasps )" "You still have a lot to learn about honor." "Fine." "Mom, next time you cut the crusts off, leave 'em in the bag." "Just 'cause I don't want 'em on my sandwich doesn't mean I don't eat 'em later." "MOTHER:" "I'm sorry, my little Cherub." "Is that..." "That's a... hundred-dollar bill." "Really?" "Yeah." "That's a Benjamin." "That's my favorite one." "But it's got all that stuff on it." "Yeah, it's a lot of stuff." "You know how many vinyls I could buy with that?" "Three." "I'm going in." "Ew." "Why does it smell like that?" "Pretty rank, huh?" "Well, maybe if I..." "I'd start with the corner." "Man." "Somebody glued this to the ground." "Glue?" "What kind of a sick joke is this?" "Try the other corner." "My glasses." "And it's my birthday!" "Uh, butler, refill." " Shameful." " Hey, Marco, whatcha doing?" "Do you mind?" "I'm collecting evidence here." "( gasps ) Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry." "Keep it up, Jeremy." "You're giving me everything I need." "( rustling ) Star?" "What are you doing?" "I'm just helping you out at the scene of the crime, collecting evidence." "Uh, it's not really a crime scene." "I'm hiding in the bushes and recording all of Jeremy's bad behavior." "Oh, so you're like a..." "like a... like a creep." "What?" "No." "I'm not a creep." "I've got lots of proof here, Star." "It's okay, Marco." "Wave that creep flag." "This isn't creepy." "This is justice." "I'm gonna show all this bad stuff to Sensei, and then he'll have to change his mind about letting Jeremy represent the dojo." "Huh?" "( Karate yells )" "Hey, Sensei." "Mr. Diaz." "There's something I need to show you." "If it's those pictures of the dog playing the harmonica," "I've seen them, and they're excellent." "No, no, this is not that." "It's about Jeremy." "Okay." "What is it?" "I wanna show you... how..." "Well?" "How... sorry I am." "I shouldn't have overreacted the other day." "You have every right to choose who you want to represent the dojo." "And if you really think Jeremy is the best choice, then I can accept that." "I appreciate your apology." "It shows your noble spirit." "You're like a lion, or a really cool bird-lion." " ( watch beeping )" " Oh, man!" "Grandmaster's gonna be here any minute." "Or is Grandmaster already here?" "( all gasping )" "Grandmaster." "Thank you for coming." "Do not thank Grandmaster." "It is by the will of Karate that Grandmaster is here." "That's the coolest sentence I've ever heard." "Who have you chosen to represent your dojo?" "Me!" "Jeremy!" "Yay." "We love you, son." "I would like to express what a huge honor it is for all of you to watch me perform." "♪ Jeremy is awesome ♪" "♪ He's the best at everything he does ♪" "Ahem." "Applause." "♪ He's the greatest that ever was ♪" "Yah, yah!" " Mom, picture." " Yes, sweetie." "What a jerk!" "I cannot stand that boy." "Why'd you bring me here for our anniversary" "No, I'm not done." "Okay, that's it." "I'm sorry, Sensei." "I just can't accept this." "Why did you pick Jeremy?" "Because he brings so much to the dojo." "So much what?" "Money, dude." "His family's filthy rich." "They give the dojo tons of cash." "That's how I keep this place afloat." "I really shouldn't be running a business." "So, wait." "You don't think he's a better person than me?" "No." "Of course not." "He's a toilet." "Jeremy, Jeremy..." "Why didn't you tell me this in the first place?" "Because you and I are friends, and that's what friends do." "They do hurtful things to each other, without explaining why, because they know their friend will understand." "That's not how... wait." "We're friends?" "Duh." "You're my dojo bro." "Why else would I keep texting you to grab tacos?" "You don't text me." "Whose number is this then?" "For the record, friends are up front with each other." "Really?" "I gotta stop learning life lessons from children's shows." "I'm so ignorant in the ways of friendship." "Perhaps you could be my friendship Sensei." "I'd be honored." "( loud snoring )" "Aah!" "Yes." "Uh... yes." "Yes, indeed." "Yes, indeed, yes, indeed." "Wonderful performance." "Just wow." "Wow all across the..." "But I wasn't even done." "Yes, Grandmaster gets the gist." "Punch, punch, kick, kick." "Very good, William." "It's Jeremy." "This dojo has proven itself worthy of Grandmaster's certification." "The wind of Karate beckons once again." "Grandmaster must go." "How did he do that?" "Huh." "Grandmaster is like the wind." "He is not bound by physical constraints." "You can't leave the Grandmaster!" "Looks good." "Sure does." "( phone buzzes )" ""Let's go grab some tacos."" "Someone invited me to get tacos." "Wanna come, too?" "Sure." "You wanna go get some ice cream?" "No?" "You wanna go glue some hundred-dollar bills to the ground?" "Yeah?" "Okay." "♪ I think Earth is a pretty great place ♪" "♪ That's saying something ♪" "♪ 'Cause I've been through outer space ♪" "♪ I think it suits me, it's just my style ♪" "♪ I think I'm gonna stay a little while ♪" "♪ I think that strangers are just friends ♪" "♪ You haven't met ♪" "♪ I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat ♪" "♪ I'm really thinking I could call this place home ♪"