"Oh my!" "He's dropped something." "For me?" "It's..." "That's right!" "Today is Santa's Day!" "I'm finished!" "It may not look like much, but it's the thought that counts!" "Just you wait and see!" "Better get some sleep." "Really?" "You're really gonna lend me the money!" "?" "You're not plannin' to stiff me on the interest again, are you!" "?" "What a cruel thing to say!" "We're practically family!" "One must help out family members!" "Thanks, Nabiki!" "Don't tell Akane, huh?" "Tell Akane I loaned you money for a present?" "Never." "You promise?" "Come by anytime you need help!" "See ya." "Ranma..." "What?" "Well, uh..." "Today's uh..." "All right." "Go!" "Go on your Christmas date!" "Ranma, take care of my little Akane." "Dad!" "Cut it out already!" "Really." "I'd never go on a date with a tomboy like her..." "I'd rather stay home and stare at the walls than go out with him!" "That's perfect then." "Someone told me to have a Christmas Eve party here tonight." ""Someone"?" "Mister Santa." "I've already made up the invitations." "You'll help me pass them out, won't you?" ""Tendo Family Christmas Party." "TIME:" "Six o'clock this evening." "PLACE:" "The Tendo Dojo." "PURPOSE:" "The exchange of gifts."" "Tendo Dojo" "It's a miracle!" "I made it all the way to Akane's house without getting lost!" "Could this be love guiding me onward?" "Master Kuno, isn't this a bit ostentatious for a Christmas gift?" "The present's size is a reflection of the feelings in my heart!" "This way, Akane Tendo will know the extent of my love for her!" "I wish his lordship would extend himself to think of the porter!" "What was that, Sasuke?" "Just some personal thoughts, Master Kuno." "That voice...!" "Mistress Kuno!" "Brother, dear!" "No stocking in the world could hold that!" "Disaster!" "What have I done?" "Master Kuno!" "What's all the fuss about, here?" "What YOU doing here!" "?" "She's right!" "The service entrance is to the rear!" "Take a gander at this." "I'm an invited guest!" "You have an invitation to the party!" "?" "Shampoo is not only one invited?" "Shampoo!" "How could you leave me behind!" "?" "Shampoo!" "Wait here." "The party won't start for a while." "So this is Akane Tendo's bedchambers." "Just being here sends thrills down my spine!" "What's this?" "There's a picture here!" "And it's of Master Kuno!" "It is the heart of a young lass in love!" "Always wishing to view my gentlemanly visage." "Endearing." "Uh, Master... you're not the only one in the picture." "You're sort of squeezed into a corner..." "Perhaps my autograph will serve to commemorate my visit." "I'm not gonna allow you to defile Akane's room!" "What impudence to give orders to me, Tatewaki Kuno!" "Very well." "I accept your challenge." "Looks like words aren't enough." "Master Kuno, please!" "Come now." "It's unseemly for guests to behave this way." "Stay outta this, duck-boy!" "Will you two shape up?" "There is no excuse for this!" "What's this?" "Are you all right?" "Master Kuno!" "Those jerks never learn." "Ranma, I've got my hands full in here." "Would you go and ask someone to help me in the kitchen?" "Sure." "Hey..." "C-Could one of you lend a hand in the kitchen?" "I'll do it." "I can help!" "Leave the comestibles to me, my dear Ranma!" "I'll go, too." "That's right!" "I have to put up the tree!" "Akane, you come help trim the tree with me!" "Right!" "Let's go!" "Hey, what's the deal..." "Ranma!" "What was the meaning of that?" "Playing favorites with Akane, are we?" "Ladies!" "I've got an interesting proposition for you." "How's this, Ranma?" "A little too much, maybe?" "Naw, actually I was right to ask for your help." "Really?" "This is so completely tasteless and clumsy..." "I hate to think what would've happened if you'd been cookin'!" "I see!" "So that's it!" "So I'm clumsy!" "Big deal!" "I shoubba kepf my big mouf shuf!" "That was a harrowing experience." "Who cares." "Listen to that homey sound." "For a loner like me, this is pure heaven." "Where's the soy sauce!" "?" "Oh, my!" "Are we out, already?" "Forgive me." "We seem to be out of soy sauce." ""Soy sauce"?" "A-Akane..." "What is it, Ryoga?" "It's almost like we're newlyweds or something." "You're so silly, Ryoga." "Sh-Shampoo..." "What it is, Mousse?" "It's almost like we're newlyweds or something." "Kasumi!" "I'll go get the soy sauce!" "No!" "Allow ME to fetch it for you!" "Well, if you insist..." "No trouble!" "Come on, Shampoo!" "I very busy cooking now!" "Uh..." "Where's Akane?" "Shall we go, Ryoga?" "Huh?" "Are you coming too, Kasumi?" "Yes." "There may be other things I've forgotten to stock." "So where do you live, Ryoga?" "Well, you can see Mt." "Fuji in the west..." "It's somewhere in the suburbs, near the Pacific Ocean..." "My goodness, you must live in a very large house." "Well, not really." "But I've gotten lost in it at times..." "Oh, really?" "Huh?" "Goodness!" "Another dead-end?" "Where did they hide the market!" "?" "What's wrong, Mister Duck?" "I see!" "With a duck's-eye-view we'll be able to locate it!" "My, what a clever duck!" "This way?" "Let's go!" "Bakusai tenketsu!" "Shall we?" "Pardon us..." "What's this about a proposition?" "I can fix it so that you can spend time alone with Ranma." "Can't do it for free, though..." "Alone with Ranma!" "I happy!" "Is this true?" "I guarantee it!" "Okay, let's start the bidding at 1000 yen!" "I have no use for propositions." "With just a drop of this, I can be alone with my darling Ranma." "What you doing!" "?" "Sorry 'bout that." "Didn't do it on purpose." "And now for the plate..." "Now you've done it!" "We even now." "Why you little..." "We fight?" "What the...!" "?" "She fast asleep!" "Here comes the bearded old man..." "I'm all jittery, Saotome!" "My thoughts exactly, Tendo!" "We haven't done anything like this since grade school." "Well?" "It's perfect!" "A horned panda!" "Saotome, this performance must come off without a flaw!" "I know it!" "If we fail, it's the end!" "We must set Ranma and Akane firmly on the path!" "It's Soun..." "And Genma's..." "Operation:" "MATCHMAKER!" "Looks like it's just about time." "Ya' gotta be kiddin'!" "I'm not singin'!" "Real guys don't do karaoke!" "But it's fine for a girl." "Now go get changed!" "You're kind to me nothing more" "The sadness fills my heart" "Love is always loneliness" "Into my arms Ahh!" "Darling Just for me, I'll wait for you" "I give you shivers in your heart" "The romance beckoned by your fingertips" "It's destiny for us to fall in love" "Tonight isn't it wondrous?" "A car parked alongside a beach" "The two are so close together but" "They're kept apart by that invisible barrier" "With tears overflowing" "Fall in love..." "Darling Just for you, I won't hesitate" "Get my heart a' throb" "The romance that begins in your eyes" "I love more than any other" "Catch my love" "Hi everyone!" "Welcome to the Tendo Family Christmas Party!" "I hope you all have a great time!" "I've got to think of a way to get Akane alone!" "Ryoga Akane" "Akane I must have both!" "Kuno Pigtailed Girl" "Look what I've got!" "Sasuke" "What bliss to spend Christmas with Shampoo!" "Mousse Shampoo" "Shampoo Ranma Ukyo" "Akane Ranma" "Akane Ranma" "That dolt." "I have one pair." "Two pair." "Two pair, also." "Three-of-a-kind." "Full house!" "Junk." "I four kind!" "Royal straight flush!" "You all lose!" "The wintry breezes Deliver icy currents Straight to my body." "Rolled tightly cylindrical, Our specialty, king salmon." "Okay, everyone." "Now, like it said on the invitation..." "It's time for us to exchange gifts." "Is everyone ready?" "Okay, then let's..." "Hold everything!" "My name is Santa Claus, just arrived from the North Pole." "I've come to bring gifts to good little children." "The names of those two little children are..." "Ranma Saotome and Akane Tendo!" "Come forward and accept your gifts!" "Santa's present is meant to last a lifetime." "It's an engagement ring!" "Ranma, if you give Akane the ring with witnesses present..." "You'll have to get engaged to Akane!" "A perfect plan!" "What's THAT!" "?" "It's a weirdo Santa!" "What a haul!" "What a haul!" "Merry Christmas, Akane!" "I was so happy when I got your invitation!" "I've brought you a gift!" "It's not much, but..." "Are we there yet?" "Zentaro, thought you'd run off and leave granny behind, eh?" "I'm wise to your tricks!" "You'll be punished when we get back!" "Oh, NO!" "Please forgive me!" "Shampoo!" "Where are you!" "?" "Ranma's missing!" "And so's Ukyo!" "Shampoo!" "He wouldn't...!" "Akane..." "You just sit tight, right there." "Got it?" "You try to run, and I'll tell everyone about you-know-what!" "But that's not fair!" "Take it like a man!" "I'm counting on you." "Ranma!" "Ukyo?" "We're finally alone!" "I've waited so long for this." "Is that a present for ME!" "?" "Oh happy, happy day!" "Uh, actually, this is for, uh..." "Have to give it that one last push!" "That far enough!" "Shampoo!" "I see the mice will play while Kodachi's away!" "Kodachi!" "?" "What's this!" "?" "This is MY time with Ranma!" "Go away!" "That present for Shampoo!" "You no have it!" "You guys are here way too early!" "How can I do business if you won't wait your turn!" "You force me to show my strength and steal my daring away!" "You gotta be kiddin'!" "Ranma!" "Tch tch." "I got paid, so who cares!" "Ranma!" "Ranma!" "Please wait!" "Ranma!" "Ranma darling!" "Ranma, you wait!" "Ranma, you'd better wait up!" "Ranma darling!" "Akane!" "They fall through roof!" "Ranma!" "Ranma, sweetums!" " Ranma." " Akane." "Are you still mad?" "No..." "Yes, you are!" "I am not mad!" "Oh really?" "Really!" "Here." "It's for you." "It's Christmas." "It's not much, but..." "It's a workers belt..." "No, it's a fishin' net!" "It's a SCARF!" "I made it myself!" "We both know you're all thumbs and here you insist on..." "If you don't like it, give it back!" "Idiot." "No one else'd be caught dead with this botched scarf on!" "Ranma..." "Here, it's for you." "It's not much, but like you said, it's Christmas." "Open it." "It's a picture frame." "That's the only photo I could find." "You picked this one..." "It's not handmade, but I'm pretty clumsy myself." "Sorry." "Thank you, Ranma." "It means a lot to me." "Akane..." "Ranma, you'd better start talkin'!" "People who play with woman's heart, I no forgive!" "You cad!" "What have you done to Akane!" "?" "W-Wait a second!" "Hold it!" "Ranma, I'll put this on your tab." "Ayaah!" "What you touching?" "Shampoo!" "You all lose!" "Oh, my." "I wonder who this belongs to?" "That's odd..." "Kasumi!" "Come here!" "Come quick!" "What is it, Akane?" "Just come on!" "All right." "How beautiful..." "That's cool!" "Oh my!" "So this must be what was in the box!"