"Timed by Vlask" "Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge" "To break international copyright law" "By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites" "Like Morpheus or Grokster or Limewire or KaZaA" "But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad" "And the shame would leave a permanent scar" "'Cause you start out stealing songs and then you're robbing liquor stores" "And selling' crack and runnin' over school kids with your car" "So don't download this song" "The record store's where you belong" "Go and buy the CD like you know that you should" "Oh, don't download this song" "Oh, you don't wanna mess with the R-I-double-A" "They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R" "It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl" "They'll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are" "So don't download this song" "Don't go pirating music all day long" "Go and buy the CD like you know that you should" "Oh, don't download this song" "Don't take away money from artists just like me" "How else can I afford another solid gold Hum-Vee" "And diamond-studded swimming pools" "These things don't grow on trees" "So all I ask is, "Everybody, please..."" "Don't download this song (Don't do it, no, no)" "Even Lars Ulrich knows it's wrong (You can just ask him)" "Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You really should)" "Oh, don't download this song" "Don't download this song (Oh please, don't you do it)" "Or you might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)" "Go and buy the CD (Right now) like you know that you should (Go out and buy it)" "Oh, don't download this song" "Don't download this song (No, no, no, no, no, no)" "You'll burn in hell before too long (and you'll deserve it)" "Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You cheap bastard)" "Oh, don't download this song"