"I see. you've decided to eliminate Tomoki." "What should I do?" "!" "I blabbed everything while I was restarting!" "I've gotta do something." "I have to do something fast!" "that was one strange dream" "I thought Angeloids weren't able to sleep." "that's right!" "you know..." "Um... that means the New World is floating in the sky above Sorami City?" "New World?" "It's not the New World." "It's the Synapse" "Are the Rules those trees we saw in Tomoki's dream?" "Don't be silly." "It's a really important stone with things written on it!" "I see..." "I just told him another secret!" "I must eliminate him right now!" "He dodged!" "What are you doing?" "!" "I see what's going on." "So you're trying to kill Sakurai..." "Astrea?" "Forgive me!" "Astrea...?" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "I'll help you!" "Mikako..." "I was just thinking it was about time I did something about Sakurai." "Looks as though you've found yourself a new plaything..." "Sakurai is very strong." "what should I do?" "!" "Let me think..." "I believe you should learn how to fight in the traditional style... of our country." "there are tons of shops here!" "Let me have a bite of your cotton candy." "I wonder if Tomoki even remembers that..." "That reminds me... where's the Prez? but she had to organize an event or something..." "An event?" "over there." "I've seen something like this before." "I've got a bad feeling about this." "A Fight with Pride" "When it comes to festivals..." "I'd like to welcome you again this year." "Let me go!" "Damn it!" "Let me go!" "Sakurai." "We're not going to have a gunfight like the one we had last year." "What?" "I've learned my lesson." "A festival was originally meant to be a spiritual way to celebrate God." "we will hold a sacred sumo tournament instead." "Sumo?" "1st Satsukitane Cup" " Fall Competition" "Sumo." "The Legendary Tournament begins here!" "First match!" "The madonna of the Sorami Shopping District..." "The only daughter of a family-owned stationery shop!" "She has all the colored pencils you could ever want!" "What color will she scribble in the white ring?" "!" "Makiko!" "The top prize is ten million yen!" "1st Satsukitane Cup" " Fall Competition Winner" "The winner will also receive a ticket to take a bath... with only the finest Satsukitane family geisha." "Looks like you're gonna make me get serious for this one." "This guy is the real deal!" "I'll show you all a mask that no one has seen before!" "Mask Dupants!" "Welcome to the very first Satsukitane match... of the Legendary Tournament!" "I'll be giving you the play-by-plays tonight." "Matsuyama Taizou. with Nymph as our guest commentator!" "Does sumo taste good?" "Does sumo taste good?" "I think it's pretty obvious that this is pro-wrestling." "It's American sumo!" "We're coming to you live tonight... will be keeping her patented Killer Chop... out of the ring as she's our ref for the evening!" "what do you believe we should be watchin' out for... in this first match-up?" "Makiko was a member... of the American Wrestling Club back when she was in school." "Is "American Wrestling" a type of candy?" "pushing him into the ropes!" "the bodyslam!" "She's pinned him already!" "Dupants is weak!" "Much too weak!" "One..." "Two..." "Thr" "What's going on?" "She's pulled out of the pin just before the three count!" "What's going on?" "Don't!" "He's fondling them!" "Dupants is fondling Makiko's funbags!" "I submit!" "Makiko submits!" "That took her out in an instant..." "Mask Dupants is getting some pretty nasty abuse from the crowd." "Take your dirty panties and get lost!" "All women should hate your ass!" "they're all gonna hate me." "I need to do something about this quick." "Nymph." "Do you have a moment?" "Tomoki?" "Put on your cool guy jammer please!" "I'll buy you anything you want if you do!" "Anything?" "I'll do it." "I have returned." "Mask Dupants!" "You're so wonderful!" "Great!" "Now the women don't hate me!" "Mask Dupants!" "What color are your panties?" "scumbag!" "Why did they change so suddenly?" "I turned it off." "Huh?" "I turned off the cool guy jammer!" "Wait!" "What are you trying to pull?" "!" "No." "Huh?" "I didn't like it!" "I said I didn't like it!" "Hmph." "What's with her?" "our second match." "Ikaros!" "it's the old man from the Takoyaki store!" "That ten million yen prize is mine!" "Ikaros!" "The ref had to stop the match!" "Ikaros has won the match hands down!" "The next match will see Sugata's debut... was providing analysis for us right next to me..." "Wow!" "He's in trouble already!" "This is amazing!" "She K.O.'d him with her sheer strength." "with a single Death Grip!" "that grip exerted 400kg of pressure." "I don't believe it!" "you're a goner!" "Just as I thought... she's gonna grab it for herself." "I'm not gonna let that happen!" "Astrea." "should I really be wearing this?" "You have to wear the traditional Japanese costume!" "Go and take out Sakurai in front of everyone's eyes!" "You got it?" "Right!" "Sugata?" "It looks like Satsukitane is the runaway favorite at this point." "Can you eat pro-wrestling?" "dong." "I have an announcement for you all!" "The next match will be a tag-team match-up." "The rules are simple:" "The last one standing after the match will go to the finals." "What a shocking announcement!" "isn't it?" "The only question now is who will be participating in this match." "Huh?" "Is this a live feed from the green room?" "Make sure you don't go all out!" "There are people watching!" "Give it a go!" "Are you trying to kill them?" "!" "I'm sorry..." "Anyone with a weak stomach should go home now!" "You can only be so bad!" "Mask Dupants and Ikaros!" "we'll be introducing a mysterious newcomer." "she grew up farming in a poverty-stricken village." "She's flown all the way to Japan to take part in this match to support her family." "Our secret weapon is here." "We welcome you to the land of sumo... the mysterious sumo wrestler." "Big Delta!" "Satsukitane" "Delta?" "!" "I don't know any Japanese!" "Who is going to be Big Delta's partner?" "The only one who can deal with them... wanna take a shot at it?" "You're just a bug!" "Stop staring at me!" "I'm still not ripe..." "Nymph!" "Sakurai would love it if you went up against him." "Maybe I'll give it a shot." "The tag match of the century has begun!" "The match will be Masked Dupants against our sumo warrior!" "Sumo has already picked up a weapon!" "I don't think there'll be any problems there." "She did herself in!" "I don't believe it!" "This is painful to watch." "Dupants has gone straight in with his Perv Attack." "Stop!" "Stop!" "The ref has stepped in!" "have I done anything here that's... against the rules?" "Huh?" "!" "Please explain!" "He's right. she can't force him to stop." "Jeez!" "He's still groping them!" "What a relentless attack!" "She's not resisting at all!" "She's pulled out a sword!" "Master's in trouble." "You're out!" "That only leaves two." "What's wrong with Dupants?" "I just can't get excited about those." "What the hell?" "!" "isn't it?" "also known as the Grapevine Hold." "Do you give up?" "!" "I'm not done yet!" "There's my chance!" "Nymph ran out of the ring!" "That means Mask Dupants is through to the final!" "Nymph." "Sorry about what happened." "It was just a match." "No hard feelings." "My reactor is acting strangely..." "I'm just an Angeloid." "I'm in love..." "Who will be the last one standing?" "!" "Today will be the day he dies!" "kill them all!" "Mask Dupants will be the winner!" "the match that will determine the true ruler of the ring!" "sorry to have kept you all waiting!" "Today's main event has finally arrived!" "Here are our finalists!" "in the blue corner:" "Satsukitane Mikako." "Prez!" "Prez!" "Prez!" "'Atta girl!" "And in the red corner:" "Mask Dupants!" "Go!" "Master!" "You pervert!" "Nipples!" "that's against the rules!" "go right ahead!" "He can go right ahead." "This is a little present from me." "Looks like it's gonna be a Steel Cage Deathmatch." "I wonder what's gonna happen in this one." "The match will be determined... by how well Dupants handles Satsukitane's Iron Claw. she'll be our guest commentator for this match." "That's right." "She grabbed Dupants right from the get-go!" "This is too easy!" "Satsukitane's got it in the bag!" "He's covered himself in sesame oil!" "He came into the ring with sesame oil!" "Y-You're good." "Time for my counterattack!" "Boobs!" "Dupants's terrifying attack!" "He's trying as hard as he can to grab her melons!" "Satsukitane slipped on some of the oil that sprayed all over the ring!" "You're mine now!" "Sakurai... you're going too far." "Dupants has turned into an animal!" "The women are disgusted." "The chain-link fence behind her is electrically-charged!" "It looks like it's all over for Satsukitane!" "What's this?" "The ref has disappeared all of a sudden." "Look up there." "take a look above you!" "A mysterious masked wrestler has appeared!" "No one can interrupt the match while the cage is still there" "She broke through the cage with her bare hands!" "It's a Flying Body Press!" "It's chop after chop!" "It's just one hit after another and electricity is coursing through him!" "She caught him midair and turned it into an Argentine Backbreaker!" "Dupants's backbone is bent at a weird angle..." "He won't even be able to stand after that." "What?" "!" "I don't believe it!" "What compels him to stand after such a beating?" "!" "I feel it all over..." "The ref has raised the hand of the masked wrestler!" "Why?" "!" "Dupants is still standing!" "He's... already dead." "you revived after all?" "I wonder who the winner of all that was." "Who knows?" "Wouldn't the winner be that mysterious masked wrestler?" "I guess that means Mitsuki wins." "I-It wasn't me!" "He had me in a corner." "I think we can give the win to Sakurai." "Really?" "!" "I'm serious." "I did it!" "The prize of ten million yen is mine!" "I get to take a bath with geisha!" "That means..." "We will now hold the match for the title of undisputed champion!" "What?" "No way." "Come on." "let's play a game." "Tell me... where do they go?" "Don't ever come back." "old shopkeeper!" "but the festival was fun!" "That was really what you wanted?" "I told you I'd get you anything you wanted." "Yeah." "you said you didn't like them." "You remembered that?" "of course." "You were crying." "I..." "Hm?" "I grew to... like them." "don't you want some?" "including that squid." "Tomoki doesn't like sweets." "maybe that's it." "Next time:" "To The Death!" "The Bath Battle at -1.4°C!"