" How do you feel?" " I feel terrible" "I've got a splitting headache" "I'm sorry!" "It was an accident!" "This is Miss Courtney's office" "Wait, wait!" "Look, have you got somewhere where I could comb my hair?" "And brush myself down" "I must look presentable for our first meeting after twenty five years" " Yes of course!" "It's down there on the right" " Thank you" "Enter" "Hello darling" "Pardon?" "It's you" "Where's Albert?" "You haven't pushed him down the stairs, have you?" "No, no!" "He's just gone to comb his hair" "Is he all right?" "No damage done I hope" " I'm afraid there is" " Oh dear, is it bad?" "The plantpot's broken" "I was referring to Albert" "Oh Albert, he's fine" "I'll get it" "Darling!" "Oh it's you" "This is darling..." "Miss Courtney" " Albert" " Dolores" "Dolores?" "Haven't you a class to attend to?" "Yes of course darling..." "Dolores..." "Excuse me Haven't you a class to attend to?" "Yes of course darling..." "Dolores..." "Excuse me" "I've dropped a two p." "It must have rolled away somewhere" "I'm glad to see you're all working hard" "What are you studying Ingrid?" ""How to improve your bust line"!" "Very educational" " You can borrow it if you wish it" " No thank you" "What's keeping you occupied Juan?" ""Gals Galore"" "There's not much English in this" "No, but some beautiful pictures" "Zoltan" ""Gorgeous Chicks"" "I'm sure this isn't about poultry farming" " But..." " Nevermind" "Anna! "True Romances"" "Max, "Football Review"" "Danielle, "Toujours L'Amour"" "Don't the French ever think about anything else other than love?" "To the French, there's is nothing else" "Giovanni, "L'Amore"" "In Italy, we're just like the French" "Ranjeet, "Cartoon Capers"" "I am reading all about Bugs the Bunny and Woody the pecker" "Ali, "The World's Most Exotic Dishes"" "I didn't know you were interested in cookery" "Oh Blimey, when I am buying it I didn't know it was about cookery!" "Jamila" ""Knitting made easy"" "Taro, "The confessions of a Geisha girl"" "You can all learn English much more quickly" "If you began by reading a better class of litterature" "As you're obviously so keen to learn English" "I'll give you extra homework tonight" "Quiet!" "It's time you took these lessons seriously" "Now before we break for tea, I'm going to ask you each a question" "And anyone who gives an incorrect answer will be fined 10 p." "The money will go to charity" "Who's this bird charity you're giving our money to?" "Charity is not a bird" "It means an organization..." "a deserving cause" " Juan, spell "quiet"" " Por favore" " Quiet!" " Ah quiet" "No spell "quiet"" " How much we pay if we're wrong?" " 10 p." "Ingrid, give me an example of a preposition" "Will you to dinner take me?" "I said a preposition not a proposition" "A preposition shows the relation between a noun or pronoun" "And some other word" "A gift from Mary, a house for sale" " A date with teacher" " Yes all right!" "I'll accept that" " Good, tonight we go" " I meant I'll accept your answer" "Ranjeet, how do you pronounce the following?" "B O U G H, C O U G H, T O U G H" "You are trying to be catching me out" " B O U G H" " Buff" " T O U G H" " Toff" " C O U G H" " Cow" "Three out of three wrong" "Thousand apologies" "Giovanni, what is meant by vice versa?" "On second thoughts, I won't ask you that" " What is a diphtong?" " Is it like a dipstick?" "What do you think?" "I think I owe you ten p." "Ali what does the term coup de grace mean?" "And don't you dare say cutting the lawn" "I'm never hearing of it" "It means the final stroke!" "It's French" "Oh blimey, I am having enough worries learning the English" "It's a phrase that's in common usage" "Ten p." "Please" "Thank you" " Taro" " Ah so" "Decline the verb to jump" "I jumpo, you jumpo" "He jumpso, she jumpso" "We jumpo, they jumpo" "Very good Taro" "But you must try not to end every word on O" " Ok?" " Oko" "Jamila, as oil is to water so chalk is to..." "Blackyboard" "Cheese!" "10 p." "Please" " I am not understanding" " It's a fairly common phrase" "They are as alike as chalk and cheese" " I am not understanding" " It's a fairly common phrase" "They are as alike as chalk and cheese" "But chalk and cheese are not being alike" "Exactly, so it means they are not alike" "I'm thinking it is easier to say they are not alike" "Than to be talking about chalks and cheeses I'm thinking it is easier to say they are not alike" "Than to be talking about chalks and cheeses" "Yes I admit we do tend to complicate our language" "Max, give me an example of a principal clause" "Santa Claus" "Quiet" "Just for that Max you can write out 20 times" "A clause is as sentence which is part of a longer sentence" "Hockay" "Not now, in your own time" "And you can give me 10 p." "Thank you" "Danielle, as handsome as a Prince!" "As ugly as?" "A Swede" "As ugly as sin" " 10 p." " It was worth it" "Anna give me two different meanings of the word blow" "You can blow like so" "Or you can give somebody a blow" "Thank you Anna" " Zoltan" " Yes please" "Can you give me the past tense of the verb to see" " See, saw" " Ah, seesaw" "No Zoltan" "Today I see, yesterday I saw" "It's not really fair to take one from you" "Alright then" "80 p." "In 3 minutes" "At this rate, we'll soon have a small fortune" " Another cup of tea, Albert?" " No thank you Dolores" " A glass of cherry perhaps?" " No, I don't drink now!" "I've given it up" " It's a very bad habit" " You're so right" "I only keep it for visitors" "Oh dear" "Come on Dolores!" "Think of something a little more sparkling" " I wonder..." " Yes" " Will you..." " Oh I will" "Pour me another cup of tea" " Tea?" " Yes please" " You said you didn't want any more" " I've changed my mind" "As a matter of fact, there is something else I'm going to ask you" "Yes" "I know it might seem silly after all this time and not writing and everything" " But I never forgot you Dolores" " Yes" "I couldn't believe my good fortune tonight when I discovered you hadn't married" "I never married either" " Didn't you?" " No" " Would it be too much to expect..." " No" " I mean would you consider..." " Yes" " I mean will you marry me?" " This is so sudden" " Oh Albert, my cup is overflowing" " So is mine" "Oh dear, I'm so sorry" "It doesn't matter!" " Well what do you say?" "Will you marry me?" " Yes please" "I'll get a special license!" "We can be married next week" "So soon?" "We've already wasted 25 years!" "We don't wanna waste any more time" " Wait" " What's the matter?" "We can't!" "We'll have to wait" "My money's still tied up abroad" "It'll take several weeks to transfer it over here..." "I've got enough money" "Dolores, I couldn't let you pay for the wedding and honeymoon and everything" " What's mine is yours" " No, it wouldn't be right" "Nonsense, don't be so proud" "I'll tell you what I'll do" "I'll use your money on the strict understanding" "That I pay you back when mine comes through" " Very well, if you insist" " I most definitely do That I pay you back when mine comes through" " Very well, if you insist" " I most definitely do" "Oh Albert, I'm so excited" "So am I" "Just a moment, I..." "I have a little engagement!" "I've got to meet a fellow down the road" "A little business!" "Lt'll only take a few minutes" "Then I should come back and take you to dinner somewhere... just the two of us" "That would be lovely" " Don't go away" " Never" "Mind where you're going" " Albert?" " Is everything alright Sid?" "Is everything alright?" "I've just seen a fellow I haven't seen for years!" "Albert Collins" "Albert!" "Miss Courtney's boyfriend" " Never" " It's true" "He's a crook, a con man" "You must be mistaken!" "He's just come back from the Far East" "He's been away for over 20 years" "He's been away all right, doing porridge" "He's been in prison?" "He was in the nick with my brother-in-law" "He's in and out of there like a fiddlers elbow" "Do you know what his specialty is?" "Finding lonely women, asking them to marry him" "Taking their life savings and scampering Finding lonely women, asking them to marry him" "Taking their life savings and scampering" "I'm getting married in the morning" "Enter" "Ah Miss Courtney, I've got some rather disturbing news" "Nothing you could say to me today would disturb Mr. Brown" " I think this might!" "It's about Albert" " Ah Albert, my future husband" "I've just been speaking to Sid and..." "Husband?" "Yes, we're getting married by special license" "Oh no" "Now Mr. Brown, I know you were fond of me" "But you mustn't take it too hard" "Has he tried to borrow any money from you?" "I fail to see what business that is of yours" "He has..." "I hate to have to tell you this Miss Courtney" "But your future husband is a crook" " Don't be so impertinent" " It's true I'm afraid" "He's a con man!" "He specializes in proposing to lonely women and taking their money" "Nonsense!" "I don't believe it" "Ask Sid, his brother-in-law was in prison with him" " Prison?" "Are you sure?" " I'm afraid so" " Perhaps he's reformed" " You don't really believe that, do you?" "No, I thought it was too good to be true" "He's coming back to take me out to dinner" " What shall I do?" " Don't worry Miss Courtney He's coming back to take me out to dinner" " What shall I do?" " Don't worry Miss Courtney" "I'll deal with him" "Leave everything to me" "I've got a message for you from Miss Courtney" " Oh yes" " Push off" "What?" "We know all about your little games" "So I'd advise you to get lost quick, before I throw you out" " You and whose army?" " Me and this army" "Yeah, well... perhaps I had better be going" "All right Miss Courtney, he's gone" "Oh thank you Mr. Brown"