"So, Margaret... there's something I want to ask you." "Noooooooo." "Hey Margaret, I think we're great, t we're great together, you know?" "Hey giiiirlll, I want you to be mah everything'!" "Hey girrrrrlll, why are you talking to yourself, giiiirrrrl?" "Got a date with your lady?" "Yeah, so?" "I'm taking Margaret out to dinner tonight, and I'm kinda nervous, okay?" "Oh yeah, where are you taking her?" "Cheezer's?" "Wing Kingdom?" "No dude, someplace WAY nicer:" "Steak me Amadeus." "Dude, that place is CRAZY expensive, how are you going to pay for it?" "Amadeus dollars!" "Remember when Pops gave these out as Christmas gifts?" "I traded everyone for them in exchange for favors, and now I got MAYD STACKS!" "So that explains all the extra work you've been doing." "This dinner is big dude." "Everything has to be perfect." "I'm gonna ask Margaret to officially be my girlfriend." "Whoa, that's huuuuuge!" "Mordecai, you have my utmost respect." "Brospect." " Use 'em well, man." " Thanks, dude." "No problem... now get out of here, I gotta use it." "Margaret, will you do the honor of being my... girlfriend?" "Ugh, no..." "Margaret, I was just on my way to pick you up." "What's up?" "Hey, something came up, so I'm going to be late." "I'm sorry, can I meet you at the restaurant?" "Yeah, totally!" "Don't worry about it!" " I can't wait to see you!" " Cool, see you there." "Hi, I have a reservation for two under "Mordecai"." "There you are!" "Is there like an extra nice table you could sit us at?" "If it costs extra, I can pay upfront." "No, no extra charge." "WHAT THE-?" "People like you make me SICK." "Take five, Morelli, we got this." "What's going on?" "!" "Why are we locked up?" "!" "You tell me." "You and your buddies' prints are all over these counterfeit Amadeus Dollars." " Counterfeit?" "!" " Don't be cute with me." "We've been on the case for months." "Your funny money scam is GOING DOWN!" "DOWN TO PRISON TOWN, YOU HEAR ME?" "!" "PRISON!" "Easy there, Kessler." "All of the evidence is stacked against you and all of your friends." "Unless you can prove you're innocent, we're gonna take you all in." " Uhhh, I'm just an intern..." " THOMAS!" "Look, this is ridiculous, we don't even know what you're talking about!" "Yeah!" "I want my one phone call, bro!" "We're innocent, let us go already!" "IT WAS ME!" "I gave them the funny money!" "Hat guy!" "Christmas!" "Calm down, Pops." "Use your words." "Well, I met a gentleman who sold them to me for half price." "You got a name?" "I don't know, he just approached me on the street." "What did he look like?" "Well, his hat was covering his face." "But, he gave me his card." "It's just a number." "You've got nothing." " Let's take them to the van." " WAIT!" "I can't miss this date tonight, it's important!" "Well, doing my job is even more important." "NO!" "You don't understand!" "I need to ask Margaret to be my girlfriend!" "Mmmmm, nice." "Very nice!" "It looks like you two have a real connection!" "He's also got a real connection by incriminating evidence." "Now hold up, Kessler." "This is a big moment in a man's life." "Yeah, just give me a chance!" "Look, I'll catch the real counterfeiter!" "If I bring him, and the fake bills in, then there would be no problem with us!" "Just let me go on this date, please!" "Ugh, fine!" "If you can bring us the perp, and prove he's got the counterfeit bills, you guys are off the hook." "Pops, call the guy!" "You know, you don't have to do this, dude." "Hey dude, remember, brospect!" "Margaret is here." "As soon as the suspect arrives, you gotta leave her." " Got it?" " Got it." "Remember, Mordecai, no dollars, no deal." "Hey, you made it!" "Hey, I'm so sorry I'm late," " I" " No, no." "It's fine." " You look amazing." " So do you." "Are you okay?" "I hope today wasn't inconvenient with work and all." "No, no, I wanted to see you!" "Listen, there's something I wanted to tell you." "There's something I wanted to tell you too, something kinda important." " The suspect has arrived." " Uh, Mordecai?" "Time to go, Cassinova." "Come on, just give me more time!" "Are you okay?" "Time for what?" "Uhhhhh, time, time to... go to the bathroom of course!" "I'll be right back." "So, you two work for Pops?" "Yeah, show us the goods." "Let me see my payment first." "Give me the ribs, extra juicy." "There you are, sir." "10,000 Amadeus Dollars." "Make them admit they're fake, and we can end this." "So, these Amadeus Dollars are legit, right?" "Hey, these are coupons, not cash." "Just tell us if they are the real deal." "Touch 'em, they don't get any more real than that." " Look man, don't lie to me!" " Mordecai?" " Why is Rigby here?" " Busted." "I'm really sorry Margaret, can you wait at the table?" "I'll be right there." "But, I really need to talk to you." "Then why don't you join us, little lady?" " What?" "No!" " I said "JOIN US!"" "Come on, there's no reason why we can't have fun here." "After all, that's what I was made to do:" "SHOW PEOPLE A FUN TIME!" "It's that dice guy from the Fun Fun Zone!" "Dude!" "I thought you were DEAD!" "That's what they all thought." "?" "I was in pretty bad shape after the cops got us." "But I survived." "I laid low for awhile." "I started making plans for revenge." "A fine culinary experience for ALL!" "Especially for the couples!" "And now, you can pay for it with special Steak me Amadeus dollars!" "I knew I could lure you guys in with the affordable steak." "So I created thousands of fake Amadeus Dollars!" "I knew once you have cheap steak, you'd be back for more." "And BAM!" "Here we are!" "The Capicola Gang with have its revenge!" "Dude, that's really weird." "Well, it worked, didn't it?" "Now I have you right where I want you!" "FREEZE, BEAR!" "Bros!" "The feds said we could help save you!" "Can it, Mitch!" "Okay, Papa Bear, the jig is up." "Drop the gun, and no one gets hurt." "I'd be careful if I were you." " Drop the gun, big guy!" " Hold up square!" "Y'all gonna put yo' guns down, NOW." "GET DOWN!" "NOW!" "Margaret!" "There's something I want to tell you!" "Come on!" "This way!" "The last few weeks I have spent with you have been the best weeks of my life." "I feel like we are growing closer every day, and nobody makes me happier than you do." "Margaret, will you be my girlfriend?" "Mordecai, there's something I need to tell you." "For the first time ever," "I feel like I can be in a relationship that can actually go somewhere but there's this." "I got into my dream school." "I really like you Mordecai, and what we have is special, but I may never get this opportunity again." "I'm sorry, but..." "I can't be your girlfriend." "CEASE FIRE!" "YOU KIDDING ME?" "!" "School is overrated!" "I didn't go to school, and look at me!" "Nobody talks that way about college education in my restaurant." "Yo, you took Margaret to the airport?" "Yeah." "You wanna talk about it?" "No."