"Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to welcome you on board." "We are going to take off shortly." "Please turn off all electronic devices." "Fasten your seat belts." "Put your seat back upright, and return the table to its stop position." "Captain, we are ready to take off." "Hello." "Hello." "Hi!" "Good morning." "Hello." "Everyone, please put on the oxygen masks and breath normally." "What the fu..." "Don't worry." "Everything is gonna be fine." "Just kidding!" "We're going to die!" " The plane is going down!" " Oh my God!" "Oh my" "God!" "Oh my Gosh!" "I don't want to die." "Everybody, brace for impact." ""I Fine.." "Thank You, Love You!"" "Bye." " See you tomorrow." " Bye Bye!" " Tutor Pleng!" " Hey!" " Hi." " Hi, Kaya." "I passed my interview at the company." " I'm going to work in America!" " Wow, That's so good to hear!" "Congratulations!" "It was because of you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you, tutor Pleng!" "Okay, okay, enough." "Actually, I need your help." "I want to break up with my Thai boyfriend." "Okay, and then?" "He can't speak English, and I can't speak Thai." "You guys can't even talk to each other, then how did you get together?" "You know, S-E-X." "It's all about sex." "Because sex is my life." "ooohhh..." "Oh, yes." "Oh," "Oh, yes." "Oh, yes." "Ah..." "Ah..." " Okay, okay." "Enough." "I got it." " Thank you, tutor Pleng." " For what?" " For agreeing to help me break up with him." "Oh, no." "I didn't say I would." "But..." "I got this Louis Vuitton bag for you." "Oh, yeah." "Breaking up with a guy." "It's so easy." "Don't worry." "Thank you." "What?" "I took it already." "This was a very good choice." " Oh, please original mocha coffee." " Right Away." "Oops, Sorry!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "What are you looking at?" "Do I look like your husband?" "Are you Jim, Kaya's boyfriend?" "Kaya asked me to translate the message on this thumbdrive for you." "Let's get started." "Are you half foreign?" " Hi, Jim." " Hi, Jim." " Sorry I did not tell you about..." " I'm sorry I did not tell you about... my interview." " I love you." "But we are better as friends." " I love you." "But we are better as friends." " I loved our time, but" " I loved our time, but your culture, your attitude, your religion, your cuisine, blah blah blah..." "I think we cannot be together because we can't communicate." "I fucking understand!" "We slept together everyday!" "I don't know, I just translated it." "There's more..." " Jim, I hope you find the right one..." " YOU were the right one!" " I'm done listening." "Fuck!" " No problem." "Don't listen if you don't want to." "Wait, did you teach her English?" "Yes." "It's your fault!" "Fuck!" "What the fuck are you looking at?" " Don't look over there." " That man is crazy." "What is that, a bomb?" "Hey..." "Hey..." "I thought that was a bomb." "Crazy, man." " Hey, what's that?" " It's chicken soup." "Chicken soup?" " Here is a gourd." " Gourd." " I wonder..." " About me?" "Oh, I mean that other man." " What kind of person are you?" " You asking me?" "I mean the other man." " If you keep this up, you won't live long." " You mean the other man?" "No, YOU!" "Oh, shit!" "What?" "!" "What are you doing?" "Don't get too close" "I'll hit you in the eye!" "It's not worth it!" "You want to see how strong I am?" "I want interview for a job in the factory so I can follow Kaya." "You have to teach me English." "You are half foreign, right?" "Why don't you study with your Dad?" "Hey!" "My Dad is French." "He left me before I could fucking walk." "Why don't you find another teacher?" "You taught Kaya well enough to get the job." "So, you have to teach me too." "Did you see the stand-ups in front of the school?" " Teach me?" " Yes, I will teach you." " Face to face?" " OK..." "OK..." "Here you go." "If you trick me" "I will not get my money back but I will get something else." "It's not worth it." "It's four o'clock, Pops, why haven't you gone to bed?" "You should have gone with me today." "Because you didn't go I had to drink for two." "They sent these messages because they missed you." "Look." "There's more on the back." "It's like they wrote a novel." "That sexy chicken makes me horney." "So sexy." "So Sexy." "Pops, don't be sad." "It's not cool to be sad." " Go to bed, Joke." "You are drunk." " You don't need her." "Kaya, Kaya, Kaya, Kaya, Kaya, Kaya, Kaya..." "Kaya... oh my!" "It's all coming up." "And I just ate rice soup on the way home." "Okay, let's get started." "Now you're taking conversation lessons." "So, you have to speak English as much as possible." "I need your full attention and participation." "If you have any questions just ask." "Don't be shy." "Do you understand?" "Do you understand?" "Do you understand?" "Why are you standing?" "That is, "Stand up."" "Hey, I know." "I just wanted to get coffee." "You want anything?" "I already have some." "Go ahead." "This is an elephant sized job." "(International Song)" " E." " E." " F." " Et." "F. Same as a snake." " Gone on, try." "F." " F Fss..." " G." " G." " H." " Het." " H .." " Hss." "Not hss... pull your tongue back." "Hatchu..." "That's not right." "H. Shh Shh." "Like go dog!" "Shew shew!" "Shew!" " Shew shew!" " Something like that." "Shew shew... put it together." "Hatecho." " Break." " I don't have to have a perfect accent." " X." " Egg." " Y." " Y." " Z." " Isn't it Zed?" "X, Y, Z!" " Hey, man." " Yes?" " X, Y, then?" " Zed." "You see?" "What is this?" "This is a cup." "And, what is this?" " This is a "lord." [Thai for straw]" " This is a straw." "That's a middle school word." "What is that?" "There." " That is woman." " Nope." "Ah, shoelace." "Really bad..." " So, what is it?" " That is mangos." "Mangos?" "Where are mangos?" "Well, a type of mango..." "Why did you walk up here?" "It's 10 o'clock already." "I have late classes, and the escalators are shut down." "Do you want a ride up?" "I don't need it." "My boyfriend gave me this." " So, you have a boyfriend?" " Mmm." "You better open it now so you will be ready when the time comes to use it." "I wish you can make it." "I can't wait to see your damn face when you find out the truth." "That you're just her sex toy." "I know you're talking bad about me, but I don't understand." " May I take it?" " Yes, go ahead." "(Mole)" "Don't laugh or you will all get the same." " What about moles should I talk about?" " Whatever..." "Whatever... ha ha" "You ready?" "Uh, mole." "A mole is... destiny in action" "Moles are destiny's little miracles" "Because, no person can predict where or when a mole will actually appear." "Or even finally end up on their body." "Moles appear to be random." "But..." "But if moles are truly random, then how can two persons, two total stangers, have a mole in exactly the same spot?" "Maybe it's destiny." "You see, moles, like destiny, are no different." "If you wait to meet someone with the exact same mole, it's almost impossible." "That is why" "we need to write our own destiny." "Oh, good!" "They came so quick!" "Pleng, today a student asked for your number." "Who?" "Mr. Prueck." "A student in your conversation for business class." " Did you give it to him?" " Yes, I did." " Why you give that to him?" "That's not good." " Well, you sure look happy about it, Pleng." "Your smile is so big!" "No, this is a big smile." "My life is so perfect it is boring!" "DORK." "What do you like to eat?" "I like to eat MAMA [brand ramen]." " What is MAMA?" " Pork MAMA, shrimp MAMA, duck MAMA..." "You never eat that?" "Foreigners don't know what MAMA is." "They will think you are saying that you eat your mom." "Why are you smiling?" "Are you crazy?" "Mmm, what time do you go to bed?" " Uh..." "Twelve..." " Or you can say midnight." "If you put "mid" before a word it means "in the middle." Like midterm." "Why stab someone with the whole blade when you can just go to the middle?" "That's up to you." "What do you like to do in your free time?" "I like to play Pogdeng." "You should say, "I like to play cards."" "Or if you you want to ask them back, you should say, "What about you?"" "What if I don't want to know?" "No problem, just look uninterested." " Wow." " Wow." " Fuck!" "Why'd you turn on the flash?" " Hey, hey, hey." "Wow, look at that triangle!" " Oh, so white." " So Beautiful." "What?" "!" " Where are you going?" " Wow, so smooth." " Oh." " Come Here." " Why did you do to him?" " He took an upskirt photo of you." " No, I didn't!" "No, I didn't!" " Oh, you didn't?" " Do you like to look at panties?" " What are you doing?" "Oi!" " You like to look?" " I didn't do anything!" " You did not do anything?" " I did not do anything." " Are you sure?" " Yes, I'm sure." "Give her your cell phone." " Do what I say." " Oi!" " Hurry up!" " Oi!" "It hurts." "It's locked." " Password." "Password." " Oh..." "Oi!" "8644." " Did you send it to your friend?" " I didn't send it!" " Are you sure?" " I'm sure!" "Did you delete all of them?" "Are you sure?" "Why are you just standing there?" " Apologize to her." " I am sorry!" "Forgive me!" "Next time you want to look at panties go find your mom." "Don't let me catch you again." "Hey!" "That's my phone!" "Oi!" "Let me go!" "You said it wrong." "You should say PASSWORD instead of PATWORD." "Hey." "Fucking shit!" "Were you that fucking scared?" "!" "Fucking shit!" "Give me a tissue." " I don't have one." " Over there." " This is called a napkin, not a tissue." " Hey!" "What a bitch boy!" "Why do I still smell shit?" "Did he shit everywhere?" "Holy shit!" "Oh, fuck!" " Is it still there?" " A little bit." "What did you eat?" "!" "Wassup man?" "Wassup?" "What does that mean?" "What are you reading?" "Happy Dollpin." "Happy what?" "Happy Doplin." "You should say it Hap-py Dol-phin." "Here, put it down." "It's better to start with a different book." "Cinderella." "It's easy." "For children." "That's for girls." "I prefer the dolphin book." "Excuse me." "Do you speak English?" "Can you?" "Can you?" "Her?" "Oh, perfect." "Hey..." "Great!" "I'm looking for this restaurant here." "Do you know it?" "You been there before?" "I heard it's really good." " You talk with him." " Do it yourself." "If it's far, it's no problem." "I can take a cab." "No problem at all." "Tell him to go away." "Tell him yourself." "[IN THAI] Go away." ""Kai"?" "I don't understand, what "Kai"?" "How can he understand that?" "You, go far far!" "Far?" "How far?" "How far?" "How far do you think?" "Hey, how is it going?" "Oi, here's another." "I think he says it's far." "It's far?" "That's fine." "I have a map." " You mind here?" " He's got a map." "Would you mark it here?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Right here, map." "No, What?" " Yeah?" "Do you know?" " Just in the area, it doesn't matter." " You know where it is, right?" " I don't know what you want me to write!" "Yeah, this, this one?" " No!" " Hi there!" "Go say, "Hi!" to your dad!" " Hey, wait." " What's wrong?" "Hey." "You don't have to be scared of foreigners." "Just speak, don't worry about grammer." " What are you doing?" " Hmm?" "What are you doing?" "I'm bringing it home to make more noodles." "Are you finished?" "Can I have this?" "Who taught you this?" "Kaya taught me." " How can you understand her?" " I can understand like this." "Eat like this." "Sleep like this." "What if you can't sleep?" "Then like this." " If the toilet overflows?" " If it overflows?" "Smart ass!" "How did you ask her to be your girlfriend?" "We took my motorbike to the beach." "When we woke up we were together." "Then stop right now!" "STOP!" "STOP!" "STOP!" " Right here." " Is that your car?" "(My name is Mr. Prueck)" "Are you going to sleep here?" "Who is it?" " It's none of your business." " Oh.." "I just want you to teach me." "I'm not worried about your personal life." "It's my boyfriend." " I think you don't have a boyfriend." " I do!" "Hmmm..." "If you had a boyfriend, he would have brought his friends to beat me up the first day we studied." "Well, he's not my boyfriend yet." "He's waiting for the right time to ask." "I didn't ask you that." "Why did you tell me?" "Well, I'm off." "(We should take a trip out of the city)" "That's no good." "(Would you like to go on a date?" ")" "That sounds desperate!" "(Would you like to go on a date?" ") [Sending...]" "Oi!" "Nooooooo!" "Oh.." " Hello?" " Hello." "I dropped my phone." "I didn't mean to send that." " But you wrote a whole sentence." " Yes." " Well, I will book a table for a date." " Yes..." "What?" "!" "It's late." "I will let you go." "Sleep well, teacher." "Oh, he has a sticker of himself." "What a premium dude!" "Pops." "How'd you get a fucking key?" "I gave my girlfriend a copy." "Someone sent you a bomb." "There is no return address." "I'll wash this for you." "You can't take care of it yourself?" "You don't have any hands or feet?" "Why do you always use my boyfriend?" "I didn't say anything." "You're such a scaredy cat! Good." "She sent it back." "She should have thrown it out." "Maybe she just wants it resized." "She's eating foreign food." "Maybe she got fat." "He's not stupid." "He just looks stupid." "You didn't even blink." "You don't intimidate me." "I will put chili powder in your eyes." " Bring it!" " I will!" "Okay!" "You made a wise choice going in there." "Ahh.." "Go down." "Go down." "More." "Go down." "More." "More... more..." " What do you think?" " Up to you." "Noooo!" "Let him go, baby!" "I have to do this!" "I did this for you." "Gross!" "You have gecko guts in your crack!" "I'm gonna go clean out my ass." "This ring..." " I give. [Thai "hai"]" " Yes?" "[Japanese "hai"]" "Come on." "It spins." "I ordered it because they told me Japanese people like it." "Do you propose me?" "Is it a joke?" "No, no." "It's not about him." "I just had Joke buy the chicken." "[His friend is named Joke]" "But.." "I.." "Do you like it?" "Can you give this back to Kaya?" " She sent this to you?" " Yes." " And you want to send it back?" " Yes." "You want anything?" "Oi..." "Thank you." "Can you send a message to her?" "You can tell her on Facebook, Facetime, on whatever you want." "I can't message her." "She blocked me on everything." "No, I won't do it." "Why?" "You have to send the ring anyway." " Just help me a little." " No." "No more." "Oi, that's too much!" "I won't let her break up with me." "She sent the ring back already." "Why don't you just give up?" "(I've been an asshole to all my girlfriends, but I want to be good to you.)" "(I've been an asshole to all my girlfriends, but I want to be good to you.)" " Hello, tutor Pleng!" " Hi, Kaya." "Today I ran into Jim, and he has a message for you." "Wanna hear it?" "I've been an asshole to all my girlfriends, but I want to be good to you." "Here is your ring back." "Even if you want to break up with me, I'm not breaking up with you." "Huh?" "Is he coming here?" "Don't tell me, he's going to take the interview test to work here." "Yeah." "And you have been tutoring him, right?" "Yeah." "No, you shouldn't have done that." "Hey..." "But he studied really hard, you know?" "Oh!" "How cute!" "You have a dog?" "Is that a golden retriever?" "Oh boy, come here!" "Hi." "I'm Owen." " Hi..." "I'm Pleng." " Bye" "My... you move so fast." "I hired you to break up with him, but you are tutoring him to come see me." "How could you?" "♪ I have have a secret in my heart It's so deep inside ♪" "(Love Song)" "♪ I don't know how to tell you ♪" "♪ I have have a secret in my heart It's so deep inside ♪" "♪ I love you ♪" " Did you call her?" " Yes." "When did you Skype with her?" "Many times!" "All the time!" "Take out your notebook." " I have to write?" " Yes." "There are three tenses:" "Present, past, and future." "Present tense is simple." "It's a subject plus a verb..." "I don't want to learn like this." "Why don't we just talk like before?" "If you don't want to learn like this, then I can't teach you anymore." " Why are you leaving me like this?" " Your interview is in two months in July." "You don't have enough time." "You're too stupid." "I'm supid, really?" "Yes." "Here's your money back." "*I'm so sorry.*" "Hey, hey, hey... Once upon a time" "Once upon a time" "There lived an unhappy young girl named Cinderella." "Yes, Mr. Prueck" "What are you up to?" "I'm on my way to teach class." "I want to invite you to my Mom's birthday party." " Your Mom's birthday party?" " Yes." " When?" " Saturday." "Are you free?" "Yes, I am!" "One day the palace arranged a ball for the prince to choose his princess." "Cinderella stepped down from the pumpkin carriage and found herself standing among all the beautiful ladies in the kingdom." "Is that a hair style or a bicycle seat?" "When the ball started," "the prince gazed directly at Cinderalla." "He walked straight to her and asked her for a dance." "You've got something on your lip." "Do I?" "Cinderella danced with the prince song after song." "This is my gandfather's car." "Both of them joyfully talked to each other." "There are only three of these in Thailand." "Would you like to take a ride?" "I'll go get the keys." "I'm back." "Then at the first stroke of midnight," "Before the spell would wear off," "Cinderella sadly said goodbye to the prince." "I've got to go." "I'm so tired." "In her haste, one of her glass slippers fell off." "The prince, now madly in love, asked every woman in the kingdom to try on the slipper in hope of finding Cinderella." "Is this Pleng's phone?" "Wait up!" "Wait up!" "Before long, the prince would reunite with Cinderella again." " Pleng, you forgot your phone." " Thank you." "Sorry you had to run and break a sweat." "If you didn't get it back, who would I talk with tonight? (You're not a singer, but can I be your fan club?" ") [Pleng means "song" in Thai] And they lived happily ever after." "The End." "(Can we celebrate our one day anniversary tomorrow?" ")" "Koo-wah-shun" "Or Caution?" "Cow.. caution." "Cowtion, caution." "It's just me." "Why does he look sad?" "Fuck!" "Don't say anything to remind him of his Japanese girlfriend." "Oh, you're right." "We have to console him." "You can't do that either!" "You're right again." "That's why I respect you." "Pops, I see you are working hard." "You look tired." "I brought a cool glass of water for you." "HAI!" "["Give" in Thai, "Yes" in Japanese]" "I'm sorry!" "I'm just worried about you." "I didn't mean to say, "Hai!"" "What's wrong with him?" "I'm sure it's in there." "Can you look for me?" "It's not too deep." "Mr. Weerayut, please come meet your teacher in front of the bust of the founder." "Your handwriting is beautiful." "You didn't get me!" "This is a joke to you?" "Can I be your teacher again?" " You want me to punch you?" " If you punch me I will slap you." "What?" "I just want to help!" "You said I was too stupid." "You said two months wasn't enough." "That's true." "To tell the truth, it's not enough time." "If you just want to pass, there is another way." "Most of the tutors do this." "Which way?" "Just memorize the answers, and fucking practice." "Let's do it." "Translate." "Let's do it!" " Look, checkmate!" " But it's not your turn yet." "Maybe I'll just go over here." "I will kick your fat ass." "Everyone, this is my teacher, Pleng." "Stand up, please!" "Good evening, teacher." "Um, how are you?" "I fine." "Thank you." "And you?" "I'm good, and I'm glad to meet you guys." "The teacher said, "I am a cook." "Turn on the gas to fry the fish."" "Are these all in your department?" "Get the pork out of the fridge." "Ha ha ha." "Okay, let's start interview." "Okay, go to the table." "The teacher is huuuunngry!" "Hmm, you learn quickly." "How would I know what they will ask you?" "We don't know." "That's why we will try to guess together." "I want to have many questions." "OKAY!" "Why do you want to move to America?" "I'm following my girlfriend." "You have a problem with that?" "Hey, if you answer like that they aren't going to let you go." "You have to say that you want new experiences and will take your expertise back to Thailand." "If your hydrolics are making a sound like, EET, EET, EET, EET..." "Enough, enough." "Eet is my Mom's name." "If it makes a sound like EET, EET, EET, like his Mom, then the piston is rubbing, or the oil is low, or there is a hole in the cylinder." " Why do people call you Mixed Milk?" " Because Jim told me to drink whiskey with milk once." " You have some crazy power." " Can you tell me the correct temperature to run the machines at?" "Your name is Fiddle because you like to fiddle with your mustache, right?" "His name is Fiddle because he likes to fiddle down below." "When a machine breaks, do you want to fix it or replace it?" "Maintenance engineers are for fixing." "Replacment is the last resort." "I choose you!" "You are accepted!" "Who would pass up such and excellent engineer like you?" "!" "Why are you such a brown noser?" "!" "You are here to interview him, not suck up!" "Oooh, should a human waist do that?" "Hey, show us your steps." "It's not a big enough party to dance." "Hey, the teacher has a proposition." "We will say all the letters of the alphabet, A to Z, but not in order." "Why only three?" "A until Zed." "Your perfect accent is confusing them." "Wait..." "The loser will get a big boom in their ass." "Ladies are not excluded." "Start." " X" " A" " T" " M" "Are you going to go get money?" " J" " Y" " P." " Are you in a Korean boy band?" " G!" " W" "Come on, quickly!" "Quickly!" " R." " 1... 2..." " Q!" " K." " AHH!" "K was mine!" "What is good?" "Ahh..." "D!" "D!" "I say D!" "Deeeee!" "Mmm, it's your turn." " What?" "!" " Come On!" "1... 2..." "Wait, wait, wait..." "X!" " We already did that!" " Oh, Jim!" " It was the first one." " Lady and man... this is ASS CRACK!" " Ooh, too deep." " Too deep?" "It's giving me splinters." "That's perfect." "Well, Mixed Milk..." "Day..." "Month..." "Year..." "It's started!" "Is his ass too fat?" "Hey hey hey!" "It didn't come out!" " Why didn't you let it go?" " I did!" "Not your hands, your ass cheeks!" "Oh fuck!" "Fuck." " Oh fuck!" " Shit!" "Fucking smells like burnt beef." "It hurts all the way down my ass." "I might not be able to shit." "Why'd you clench your ass?" "Oh..." "Oh..." "Hey teacher, are you OK?" " My sides hurt." " Are you going to die?" "Hey, what is a "rat tit?" [a slang mechanical term]" "That's naughty." "I should punch you." "Oh.." " It's not in here." " You fixed that?" " When I brought that back I thought it was trashed." " I'm a maintenance engineer." "Everything can be fixed and made to work again." "Maybe you should get ready in case your heart is broken." "If you are talking about Kaya, I never thought that would be easy." "If she cannot speak Thai, I will learn English." "If it's too hard to learn English, I'll learn fucking Japanese." "Oi!" " It got in my eye!" " What's wrong?" " You knocked out my contact lens." " This way, I'm here" "Here... here..." "Here... here..." " What did you do?" " Here." "Here." "Here." "Is your perscription -1200?" "Yes." "Come on..." " Do I look like a blind man?" " I think so." " Translate." " "I think so," means, "I agree."" "Stop." "Stop." " Hurry up!" " Go slower!" "We can't." "We'll miss the cross walk." "Hey!" "Teacher!" "Hey!" "You told me you wouldn't laugh." "I can't help it." "Fuck." "If Joke sees this he won't respect me anymore." "Why are you following me? (At idle speed, what size of nozzle should we use?" ")" "(141." "What qualifies you for this job?" "As a mechanical engineer, I believe that...)" "Everything can be fixed and made to work again." "(everything can be fixed and made to work again.)" "If it's too hard to learn English, I'll learn fucking Japanese." "(No matter how hard it is to fix, I will always find a way.)" "(You will regret it if you don't choose me.)" "I saw you before you were my teacher." "Really?" "Remember when you translated at the government project?" " I remember." " After that, I asked my friend to find out where you worked." "And I came to study with you." " That means you didn't come to study?" " Yes." "I didn't come to study." "I just came to meet you." "Are you ok?" "Let me help you." "What?" "I'm OK." "I have always dreamed of doing this." "So romantic..." "Close your eyes." " Close your eyes." " Close my eyes?" "(Country Song)" "♪ Love is so beautiful." "All your life... ♪" "♪ you wanted so much love, it was never enough ♪" "♪ I want you to be so close to me like this ♪" "♪ Tell me you love me again ♪" "♪ and stay with me forever ♪" "Are you happy?" "So much." "Do you like country music?" "I like to live my life for you, Pleng." "I'm a lucky girl." "You are so funny." "I'm not joking." "He's serious." "Mr. Prueck, if you want to go to New York you should check the weather forecast." "Check the weather forecast." " Oh... check the weather forcast." " Uh huh." "If you want to go to the countryside," " Countryside?" "!" " or in town," " In town?" "!" " or Khosamet," " Khosamet?" "!" "No one leaves there single!" " You ask me." " Are you ok?" " I definately will!" "Ah, Pleng, it's good you are here." "Come try these." "Why aren't those for me?" "WHY?" "!" "I think this one is too small." "Okay... so try this one." "Let me help you." "Hey!" "It fits!" "Okay." "You should have called me to ask my size before you bought all of these." "If I called you, it wouldn't be a surprise." "I would do so much more to make you happy." "Okay." "Can I not accept these?" " Why?" "These are to replace the ones you broke." " That's right." " Mr. Prueck..." " Yes?" "I think it's better we just go back to being tutor and student." " Why?" " My mother saw a fortune teller... they said it's bad luck to date someone born on the same month." "We need to write our own destiny." "Do you remember?" "Yes." "Are your feet tired?" "Let me massage them." "Relax." "Oh, they're cracking." "What is your job position?" "I am a maintenance engineer." "Hey, I said it right!" "Why'd you hit me?" "How do you feel about working with foreigners?" " I didn't answer yet." "What's wrong with you?" " I'm agitated!" "Come on!" "Wait a minute." "Come on!" " Did you work it out?" " I'm better." " What's wrong with you?" " I want to end it with my boyfriend." "Fuck, she punches like Pacquiao." "[The Filipino boxing champion]" "Where are you going?" "Some fucking crazy man reserved the whole damn coffee shop." "What the heck?" " Translate." " That means, "RUN!"" " Don't tell me, that's..." " Yes, that's him." "Is that a bouquet or a parade float?" "As a maintenance engineer, I believe everything can be fixed... and make it work again." "No matter how hard it is to fix, I will always find a way." " What?" " You didn't finish." "You have one more sentence." "You will regret it if you don't choose me." "You will regret it if you don't choose me." "I feel it's arrogant to say that." "No, that's you." "You have a strong personality." "Ok, next..." "When the pressure in the cylinder is abnormally high, how would you fix it?" "Pressure... pressure..." "Ahh... for me, working under pressure is quite challenging." "Almost right..." "That's number..." " 235." " The keyword is pressure, right?" "Yes, but they are talking about air pressure, not pressure on the job." "Your pressure is on it's way over." " Did he see me?" " He hasn't looked over here yet." " Go tell him the truth." " If I break his heart it would be like killing a puppy." "Just a little." "He won't die." "Hey." "I was going to surprise you." "How are you?" "Are you feeling better?" " Your receptionist said you weren't feeling well." " I feel a bit better." "Good." "I brought a lot of food for dinner." "Let's go eat." "Wait, wait, wait!" "My apartment is very messy." "That's fine." "I'll clean up for you." " Ah..." " Because you aren't feeling well." "Sure, no problem." "What's going on out here?" "That's him?" "Who are you?" "*What?" "!" "*" "Go on up." "Excuse me?" "Who are you?" "I am her husband." " Uhhh..." " What is going on here?" "We haven't even dated a month yet." "Go on up." "Why did you tell him that you were my husband?" " I helped you." " I should thank you." "What did you whisper to him?" "Why did he just stand there like that?" "I told him that you are pregnant with my baby." "That's horrible." "He's going to think that I'm low class." "Is your brain broken?" "Don't you care about me?" "That's really so terrible!" "Bye." " Hey!" "hey!" "Why don't you use the elevator?" " If he's still standing there, the story is ruined." "Bye." " Hello." "What's up?" " Hello." "Where are you?" "I'm here in the coffee shop." " Don't drink that." "We're going to be late." " We'll be on time." "I'll drive quickly." "Why are you dressed like this?" "I told you that you needed to dress up." "Oh, I have a jacket here." " You are going to wear this?" "!" " Yes." "You told me to dress like I'm going to a wedding." "I went like this many times." "Wait, wait, wait." "Have you never bought a shirt?" "The paper is still in here." "Oh, I beg your pardon." "I am so sorry, are you okay?" "Ah, he is ok." "Don't worry about it." "I'm so sorry." "Why didn't you say anything?" "Why are you never scared of fighting?" " I dont' fight anyone." "I am a gentleman." " Whatever." "If you don't try to talk you can't communicate with anyone." "I don't care." "I brought you here." "Tonight, you have to talk with three foreigners." "Undertand?" "Oh, how can I talk with them?" "They talk so fast, like rappers." "Listen for key words." "*How are you?" "How are you?" "*" "*How are you?" "*" "*How are you?" "How are you?" "*" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Who are yow?" "!" "["Yow" is Thai for "long"]" "Who are you?" "I am fine." "Who am I?" " Is this guy ok?" " Do you think he has Alzheimers?" "You okay?" "You okay?" " I am a maintenance engineer." " Oh, maintenance engineer." " That's good for you." " Congratulations." "Yeah, congratulations." "I wish you the best." " Good luck." " Ah, because..." " Yeah?" " Sorry!" " Oh, because sorry?" " Bye bye." " Okay." "Bye bye." "Yeah." " Good Luck!" " Bye Bye." " I'm going to go." "Oh, what the fuck?" "I can speak Thai." "He doesn't have to say, "Sorry, I am a maintenance engineer."" "Fucking stupid." "I agree." " You come one?" " Pardon?" "Ah, father, mother?" "My parents are standing right over there." " Standing?" " My mother is the lady in the blue dress." "Mother... blue dress..." "Your mom has beautiful shoulders." "Woah!" "Are you excited for real?" "You like to dance?" "No." "Who are you?" "Huh..." "No." "Hey, who is that cute little boy?" "You only dance at large parties." "Thank you, everyone, for coming this evening," " and thank you, Miss Pleng, for being our beautiful translator tonight." " Thank you." "Thank you all for your presence here tonight." "Please enjoy the night." " Has everything been ok?" " Yes, thank you." "Hey, do you want to leave early?" "It's no problem, I can wait." " Why aren't you wearing your shoes?" " It broke again." "They weren't repaired well." "Can I leave these with you?" "Thank you." "I'm very interested in the Indian culture" " and would love to know just a little more about the elegant hand movements." " Okay." " How do they do that?" " Like this..." "Move your foot back" "Oh, sorry." "My shoe is broken." "Please give a warm welcome to our guests." "Do you understand, or are you just clapping your hands with them?" "I understand." " Good Evening." " Good Evening." " Wow..." " I can translate the song, too." "Tonight..." "Something... two" "Forget..." "Open your eye... "open your eye?"" "Yes, you are right." "Go on..." "You" " Beautiful dress" " Thank you!" " Something about go look..." " No, keep listening." " Can I walk you home tonight?" " I have angry dogs at my house." "I don't need help for this." "Maybe a little help." "I promise I will forever be yours." "Let me walk you home." "Morning? Before I go back to reality," "and you go back to your life, Tell me that you feel the same way too." "I fixed these for you." "Ah, thank you." "Why'd you come home so late, Pops?" "Your interview is tomorrow." "You're crazy, that's next month." "Today I helped them to set up the room for the interviews." " June." " Fuck, June isn't next month!" "No, that is next month." "The machine isn't right." "You are always right." "That's bullshit." "The months are the same all over the world." "I am wrong!" "You fucking suck up." "You yelled at me again." "Hello, teacher?" "Mmm... calm down." "Yes, you can come." "I'm sorry." "I'm fucking stupid." " You can remember all of that?" " Yes." "Is there anything to change?" "Teacher." "Oi!" "Move over there." "If she sees you here she will get the wrong idea." " Hello, tutor Pleng!" "How are you?" " Fine, and you? I'm doing great." "Today is the day of the interview." "Is he still going?" " I guess so." " That's good." "Because I need another help from you." " Huh?" " I know the important answer that will help him to pass the interview test so he can come see me." " What?" "Say that again?" " Tell Jim to remember the name of the company's founder." "What is the intention of your change of heart?" "You have been refusing to encounter this fellow all along." "I just changed my mind." "Why are you talking funny?" "Oh, right now I'm in the middle of translating some legal documents." "All the vocab must be rubbing off." " I see." " So, how about Mr. Golden Retriever?" "He will be away for three months." "We have an open relationship." "So I can see anybody I like." "So, when he returns, what will happen with Jim?" "Why do you sound concerned?" "I'm just curious." " What?" " Oh, My God." "You love Jim." "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "You guys had sex." "Hell no!" "Stop it!" "Tutor Pleng, be careful." "You're going to get hurt." "Be ready to pick your broken heart..." "What did she say?" "She wants you to come." "Only that." "I heard her say, "You love Jim."" "Do you like me?" "Do you still want to go to the interview?" "I have already made my decision." "I have to go." "Yes." "How can a teacher love a student?" "She wants the ring back." "I believe anything can be fixed and made to work again." "No matter how hard it is to fix, I will always find a way." "Today, I will start." "(Fairy Tale)" "Once upon a time, a little girl dreamed of being a princess and meeting a charming prince that would sweep her off her feet." "In the real world, a princess may not want Prince Charming, but just and ordinary shoe maker." "And it is not Prince Charming's fault." "You know what's funny?" "In the end, who knows?" "The shoe maker may not want the princess either." "Therefore, it is not necessary for the story to end with, "happily ever after."" "I was really hurt," " but now that you told me, I understand." " To tell you the truth, I'm not pregnant." "Why would I think you were pregnant?" "Oh.." "That day at my condo," "Jim whispered that to you." "He just told me that you belong to him." "To stay away from you." "He just said that." "Pleng, do you remember the mole destiny story?" " Yes." " I need to find some white out for that mole." "How long did it take you to think of that joke?" "I think you found your mole destiny already." "Yes." "(Broken Heart Song)" "(Founder name) Kaya said remember the name of the Japanese man who founded the company." "Nodak Thoichi." "Nodak Thoichi." "Nodak Thoichi." "Mr. Weerayut, have a seat." "Why do you want to work in the US?" "Why US?" "I'm want to learn new experiences and come back to apply here in Thailand." "Do you think you have any problems working in a foreign country?" "No problem." "I'm a professional." "It is the nature of our work that normally we have to deal with high pressure situations." " Do you think you can handle it?" " Fuck." "Job pressure or air pressure?" "It's dangerous to work in high pressure, personally." "For me, working under pressure is quite challenging." "Are you trying to compare yourself to a machine?" "What about you?" "What about you?" " What do I think?" " Yeah." "I think you're trying to illustrate how you feel about things." "Ah, working on high pressure machinery is dangerous, but you're up to the challenge, right?" " "I think so," means, "I agree."" " I think so." "Why should we choose you?" "What are your strong points?" "As a maintenance engineer, I believe everything can be fixed and made to work again." "No matter how hard it is to fix, I will always find a way." "You didn't finish." "You have one more sentence." "You will regret it if you don't choose me." " You will regret it if you don't choose me." " All right then, thank you for your participation." "Thank you." " Wait!" "I have one last question." " Yeah?" "What is the name of our company's founder?" "Eh?" " I'm giving this to you." " What?" "!" "Oh, teacher, someone left this for you." "Teacher, my interview results came back." "I didn't pass." "I wanted to pass to make you happy." "What is the name of our company's founder?" "Doraemon." "[Japanese cartoon character]" "I can't speak as well as most, but I want you to listen." "I didn't fucking love her." "I just wanted to be good with someone." "That's all." "Kaya just happened to find to me at that time." "Fucking stupid." "I threw that ring away already." "I'm sorry I didn't come tell you myself." "I am a fuck up." "I want to ask you, if I don't want to see Kaya," " what should I tell her?" " If you wanted to know that, you could just call." "Teacher," "I can end a relationship on the phone, but I cannot tell a lady I like her on the phone." "I want to see my teacher's face when I tell her I love her." "Do you feel the same?" "Why are you crying?" "What does that mean?" "Don't cry..." "What are you listening to?" "As a maintenance engineer, I believe everything can be fixed and made to work again." "No matter how hard it is to fix, I will always find a way." "Teacher, I will regret it if you don't choose me." "I think so." "Translate." "Come here." "Come Here." "(Dance Song)" "Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the classroom." "Let's sing along together." "ABCDEFG, HIJKLMNOP, QRSTU and VWXY and Z" "Yeah!" "What about you?" "I think so." " Are you ready?" " HAI!" "What is it man?" "What is it girl?" "Yeah." "Oye." "Wow." "Why?" "Okay." "Are you ready?" "~ Translation by Pat and Kevin ~" " Ohio." "Do you know Ohio state?" " Ok, ok." " Is it a new state?" " Do you know they have music for that state too?" "I've never heard of it." "How do they sing?" "♪ Oah-aho-AOO ♪ [Essan music]" "♪ Oah-aho-AOO ♪ [Essan music]" " Like that." "Can you sing?" " I can't." "I never sing." "[He's a famous singer]" " Okay, let's start the interview." " Okay, go to the table." "The teacher is hungry."