"Man:" "Tick-tock," "Tick-tock." "That, my friends," "Is the sound of time running out for you." "[clock ticking and acid bubbling]" " And at the precise stroke of midnight," "You 2 shall be" "How shall I say..." "Kaput!" "And, as I must not be late for my next heist... [alarm dings and gears whir]" " I bid you auf wiedersehen." " [grunting] [ticking]" " [grunting]" "[engine whirs and gears click] [bell dings and whistle blows]" " [quacks] [chain rattling]" " What is this, now, the fifth or sixth death trap" "I've been tied up to because of you over the years?" " Hey, I said I was sorry." "Up and to the right." "[beeps] [beeping]" " Who knew his wristwatch was equipped with knock-out gas?" "What, like you've never made a mistake, bats?" " Apparently, I made one when I thought" "You could help me stop the clock king." " Mmm, keep complaining." "It gives me more time to show you up." "Batman, narrating:" "Sure, green arrow and I have our squabbles," "But that's because we go way back." "[beeps]" " As competitive as we are," "The truth is, we make each other better." "And though I'd never tell this to his face..." "There's no one else I'd rather have at my side" "In a tight jam than him." "Let's clean the king's clock." "[bell tolls] [cuckoos]" "Captioning made possible by warner bros." "Animation" "[radio dial clicking and indistinct chatter]" " Ok, ok." "Here's one." "Poison ivy has used her mind-control spores on superman" "To pit him against batman." "Oh, oh!" "And batman has no kryptonite." "Who wins?" " Easy--superman." " Wrong!" "Batman, by using his kryptonite." " You just said he had no kryptonite." " Trick question." "Batman always has kryptonite." " Which I bet he keeps in that utility belt" "You see to think holds the answer for any jam he's in." " It's a big belt." "[tv clicks] [cars whooshing]" " It's called the aristocrats!" " Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Go back, go back!" " The only station to bring you exclusive footage" "Of batman and green arrow taking on the clock king." " [all grunting]" " Oh, yeah." "This is going to be so good!" "Punch the clock, baby!" " [men on tv grunting]" " Ren faire representing!" " [growls]" " Heh." "Your buddy's bat-toast." " See?" "See?" "[laughs]" "Utility belt!" "Ohh!" "[laughs]" " [grunts] - game over!" "[dings] - [groaning]" " Think you could ever see me being a hero, paco?" "You know, like, on a poster up in some kid's bedroom?" " Beep, beep, beep!" "Detecting high levels of geek." " Ok, whatever." "Go home." "I got to sleep." " Later, super-jaime." " Dude, how long have you been there?" " Whoa." "Geek detector's off the charts." " I bet he wouldn't think that if he knew the truth." " Secret identity thing's a bummer, huh?" "I need your expertise for a little emergency." "[tv clicks] - we have breaking news." "A meteoroid appears to be on a collision course" "With the space station." " Just let me change." "[grunting]" " Still trying to figure out the on button for this thing." "Blue beetle, at your service!" "This is like a dream come true" "Partners with batman!" " We're not partners." "Not yet, at least." " I know." "You teach, I learn." " [narrating] jaime had learned something, too." "I could have asked green lantern to help me with this mission," "But I want to find out if jaime has what it takes to be a hero." "The plan's simple." "Just follow my lead and-- [beeps] - [jaime screaming]" " Was I unclear?" " It's not me!" "The suit's taken control!" "Whoa!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Wow!" " This kind of thing happen often?" " [cat meowing] [whirring]" " [yowling] - [screaming]" "Oh, kitty!" "Aah!" "Uh..." "No." "[beeping]" " Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Whoa!" "Aah!" "[grunts]" "Let's ride it again, daddy!" " [screaming]" " Aah!" " [indistinct shouting]" " Aah!" " Aah!" " So, where are we?" " Judging from the position of these stars," "I'd say that wormhole has brought us" "To somewhere on the backside of the milky way." " And you know that just by looking at dots of light in the sky?" "Ugh." "Of course you do." " [indistinct murmuring]" " The great one has arrived" "To save our people once again!" " Dude, looks like you rock even on the other side of the galaxy!" " I don't think they're talking about me." " Ok." "What is going on?" "[squishes]" " Kanjar ro," "He has returned, as he does every season," "To harvest our bodies for fuel." " Fuel?" "Interesting." " We did not think you would return," "Not after your last encounter with kanjar ro's terrible" "Gamma gong." " [all whimper]" " But you have returned" "To save the gibble people once again!" "All hail the blue one!" " Uh, thanks?" "Great to be back?" "Who are these people, and how do they know me?" " The scarab." "Someone had it before you." "It must have found a new host after the last guy was killed." " Or..." "Um..." "Retired." " [whispers] sidekick, why do you not bow?" " Sidekick?" "Uh, this is batman," "The greatest hero, like, ever." "I mean, you should be bowing to him." "What the blue one is trying to say" "Is that now, he has returned." "Kanjar ro will surely be defeated" "And your people free." " No!" "Not what I'm saying!" "[whispers] and why are you encouraging this?" "Gibbles:" "All hail the blue one!" "All hail the blue one!" " All hail the blue one!" "Gibbles:" "All hail the blue one!" "All hail the blue one!" " All hail the blue one?" "What--now these people think I can save them." "I can barely work this suit," "Much less be the hero they need." " What they need is someone to believe in." "And what I need is for you to play along" "If we're going to save their people." "Look, I'm telling you, they're not going to listen to me." "You have to come up with a better plan." " This is for you" "For returning." " Ok." "What do you want me to do, bats?" " We're going to need an army to defeat an army." "They may not be much, but they're all we have." "You're going to have to rally them" "With some words of inspiration." " What, like in a football movie?" "[groans] this will be good." " [gibbies cheering]" " Um, hey." "So, uh, I guess in the past," "I've handled this sort of thing myself," "But this time..." "Um, I'm going to need your help..." "To fight kanjar ro." " [all gasp] [indistinct chatter]" " Fight kanjar ro?" "How can we?" "Our weapons are no match for his." "And we are weak." "You must save us" "With your powers." " [gibbies cheer]" " Dude, I tried." " Try harder." " Uh, look." "You guys aren't always going to be able to rely on me." "I mean, what if I got soccer practice or something?" "One of these days," "You might have to save yourselves," "And the only way to do that is" "To find the power that's within each of you." "So, in conclusion," "Find the power within" "And, um, you know," "It's better to die on your feet" "Than live on your knees." " They don't have knees." "Now wrap it up." " Now wrap it up!" "All:" "Now wrap it up!" "[cheering]" " You really think these guys have what it takes to be warriors?" " Aah!" " Being around their hero will bring out the best in them." " I guess they're not the only ones I'm worried about." " Just remember-- this will get you out of a lot more jams" "Than this." " So, uh," "What am I supposed to say here?" " [screams]" " Let's do it?" "Action?" "Move it or lose it?" " How about "attack"?" " Oh, duh." "Attack!" "Gibbles:" "Attack!" " So cute." " [whimpering]" " So innocent." " [grunts] [machine whirring]" " [screams]" " So rich with energy." " [toilet flushes]" " [screams]" " [all moaning]" " Enough to power our entire fleet" "For our raids on the mertha quadrant." "[banging]" " [grunts]" " [grunts] - [all talking indistinctly]" " [gibbies shouting at once]" " No, it can't be!" "[growls]" " Order the gibbies to search the ship for the captain." " [grunts]" " Ok, guys, find your friends." " [all cheer]" " You're looking well for a dead man, beetle!" " Kanjar ro?" " [grunts and squeals]" " This time, I intend to finish the job." "[growls]" " [both grunt]" " [groans]" "Come on, suit!" "Do something that goes boom!" "[grunting]" " [groans] [groans]" " That works." "Hey!" "Think I'm getting the hang of this thing!" " [growls]" " [both scream]" " [gibbies screaming]" " [grunts]" " [screams and grunts]" " Whoa." "I just saved batman." "I just saved batman!" " Way to go, kid." " Let's see what else I can do." " [all cooing and gasping]" " [panting]" " [gasps]" " I did it." "I did it!" "I took out a supervillain!" " [gibbies cheering]" " I rock!" " [laughter and indistinct chatter]" " [thinks] great." "I get to deal with this now." " [groaning]" " Ok, here's one." "It's me versus kanjar ro," "Only my feet are trapped in concrete." "Oh, and I'm blindfolded." "Who wins?" "All:" "You do!" " You guys are good." "Oh, this is so cool." " When I said this job was about using your head," "I didn't mean for it to go to your head." " Ohh, sidekick must not speak in such tones to the beetle." " Yeah, sidekick." " [grunts]" " [all grunting]" " Follow my lead on this." " There's no need to pull the strings anymore there, bats." "Got this superhero thing down." " [aliens growling] - [batman grunts]" " Back for another beatdown?" " Yes." "Only this time," "I'll be doing the beating." " [gasps] the gamma gong!" " [all whimper]" " I remembered you had a weakness for a good tune." "[ringing]" " [screaming]" "My suit!" "What's happening to it?" " [all grunting]" " [grunts]" "[grunts]" " [growls] [grunts] [ringing]" " [screaming]" " A child?" "My greatest enemy is a child?" "Then I did crush the beetle the last time we met." " [groans]" " [gibbies groaning]" " Come on, guys." "Don't give up." "Attack!" "Remember?" "Power within?" " Why would they listen to you?" "You're just some ill-equipped boy playing dress-up." "But I bet you're not the only one" "Who would look good in blue." " I'll be coming for you, kanjar ro." " You should be more worried about what's coming for you." " [roaring]" " [aliens roaring]" " [gibbies whimpering]" " [grunting]" " If only we could find this power within the blue one spoke of." " Not a bad idea." " [aliens whimpering]" " Ohh." "Power within." "Power within!" " I'll find the right frequency" "To remove that wart from your back," "Even if it kills me." "[ringing] - [screaming] [groans] - what am I saying?" "It's going to kill you." "[ringing] - [screaming]" " [groans] [grunting]" " [all groan]" " [grunts]" " [grunts]" " [both grunt] [rings] - [screaming]" " [squeaks]" " [groans]" " [both grunt]" " [groans]" " [groans]" " [grunting]" " [both grunt] [groans] [clatters]" " [chuckles] [laughs]" " "don't need your help, bats." "I've got this superhero thing down."" "[groans] what was I thinking?" "Oh, I know." "I wasn't!" "Well, maybe it's time to start." "Come on." "Think." "What would batman do?" "[hocks]" " Ok." "So, maybe batman wouldn't do that." "But good enough." " [grunts] [groans] [grunts]" "[weapon whirring]" "Jaime:" "Hey, k-ro!" "Time to face the music." "[ringing]" " [screaming] [grunts]" " Started using your head?" " No!" " [grunts] [grunting] [groaning]" " I believe we have found the power within." "Once again, you have saved our people." "More importantly," "You have shown us how to save ourselves." "And you, batman," "Have proven to be a worthy sidekick." "Your contributions will be forever remembered." " They say it's the thought that counts." "Now, how about that wormhole?" " The meteoroid!" "It's like no time's passed since we left!" " Due to the quantum anomalies of wormholes, none has." "[thinking] of course, that's just a fancy way of saying," ""that's weird."" "But half the things I encounter on this job make no sense." "Take this mission." "I wanted to see if the kid had hero potential." "Instead, I got to see him become one." " Ready, partner?"