""We you're in love, why be afraid ?"" ""When you're in love, why be afraid?" "."" "The weather over the next two days is expected to be sunshine all around." "Biscuits." "Get up and have tea." "Egg seller Give me bigger eggs." ""My father told me." ""Wake up."" ""Mom cooks eggs and chick peas with butter"" ""Butter toast wit tea." "I love watching football."" ""We have the power."" "How are you?" "Careful." "Careful." "How are you, Farhad?" "Wear a helmet" "What are you doing?" "Hi Farhad." " See you, son" "Mama, please answer the door." "Coming Coming, my dear" "Oh!" "Feroz Uncle, you.." "So early in the morning?" "ls everything okay?" "Where is Farhad?" "It's an emergency" "Indira is leaving for Russia." "I have to write this letter before she leaves" "Farhad ." "Farhad" "Feroz uncle, making eggs." "Farhad, come quickly, it's an emergency" "Sit, Feroz uncle, I'm coming" "it's been so long since Mrs Indira died." "But this crazy man still dreams of her" "My dear Indira," "Dear Indira, .." " No, no, no!" "My dear Indira," "My dear Indira," "I'm still very upset." " Upset" "You're still going to Russia with the wrong Feroz" "Wrong." "I am the real Feroz Gandhi." "I am." "Written?" " Written." "Good, next para" " Next para" "I've ordered the 'Godiwala special'.." "." "As the main course for our wedding" "The marriage hall's been booked." "You'll be shocked to see the guest list" "I am still waiting for your answer Indira." "My Indira" "Written?" " Written." "Now, where do I sign?" " I already did" "Fine, don't forget to post it, okay?" "Nargis!" "Please remind Farhad it's a life altering moment." "Otherwise Indira will just leave for Russia" "And my marriage will get on hold." "I want to get married before Farhad." " Definitely Feroz" "Bye, Farhad." "Eat on time." "Yes, mama." "Don't worry" "Come home early" "Yes, mama." "Don't worry" "And drive carefully." "Not above 40." "Mama, this vehicle doesn't go above 15" "Bye, mama." " Bye Farhad." "Dear Lord, please find him a girl." "I'm old now" "How long will I look after him?" "Please!" "Hi Farhad." " Hi Gustad Ji." "Hello, boys" "Hello, Farhad" "Hello, aunty." " How are you?" "Hello, Dolly aunty." "Is my parcel ready?" " Of course." "Get Dolly aunty's parcel" "Here How are you, Dolly aunty?" " I am doing fine." "How is Nargis?" " She's fine." "Coomi's married now" "So she's very happy" "Now that Coomi is married, it's your turn" "No more excuses." "From being the most eligible bachelor." "." "You've been now reduced to being the most reliable bachelor." "Settle her bill" "Thank you" "Aunty, whenever you're here, the day becomes so cheerful and bright" "Everybody tells me that." " Sure." "Love you, baby." " Bye" "Bye, boys." " Bye." "Oh, Mama." "Yes Mama" " Farhad" "Meru aunty just called." "She was saying we've to go see this girl." "Freny Mehta" "She's a nice girl." "Farhad, we'll meet at Tardeo circle." "Five o'clock." "Don't be late." "Mama How many times do I have to tell you .." "." "I can't skip work like this." "Why don't you understand?" "Farhad, there are very few Parsi girls left." "Otherwise, after this." ".We'll only find widows and divorcees" "Get ready" "I'll go and get ready." "Actually, mamma is right" "Farhad just 'loves' cricket." "He's crazy about cricket He spends the whole day on the field" "I see." "So what are you, batsman or bowler?" " 12th man." "He's very fond of sports." "You know, he's at the Parsi Gymkhana every Sunday." "Oh, he should've made the top 11 by now" "I'm a scorer now." "Top scorer, he means Top scorer" "Farhad, son." " Yes" "What do you do?" "Let me tell you." "We are from a well to do family." "We have a farm at Navsari, a nice big house ." "." "And Farhad has a garment business" "Just a minute." "Sorry, mama." "Don't feel bad." "She's my mommy." "She really loves me a lot" "And wants to see me happy." "Just like every mommy loves their child .." "." "And she wants to see me happy" "Happily married, basically." "Let me be honest with you" "Don't feel bad, uncle" "We don't have a big house or a farm at Navsari." "And more importantly.." "I don't have any garment business" "The fact is that I am a salesman at Tem Tem's bar and panties store." "Salesman." "Let me know if you have any requirement" "Pass it on" "One for granny too." "Let me ma, please." "Yeah." "From Parsi Dairy?" "Mama, pass me a slice of cake." "Mama" "Don't be sad, mama." "I'm very sorry" " No, Farhad." "I am not sad." "I'm so proud of you my son" "You've become so honest." "I would let go of a thousand Freny's for you to stay this way" "And anyway, why do I need to get married?" "You're there to look after me, right?" "Don't talk like a fool" "You think I'm going to spend the rest of my life." ".Feeding you chicken and eggs?" "Frankly, I think it's a very good idea." "Farhad!" "Farhad Pastakia!" " Yes" "Don't you recognise me?" " No" " Cyrus." "We were together from the fifth standard" "Cyrus" " Hi, Cyrus." "How are you?" "Mama, don't you recognise Cyrus?" "Remember, the guy that was suspended ." ".For sneaking into the girl's toilet" "Farhad, meet my son Firdaus" "Hi, Firdaus." "How are you, son?" "Hello, aunty." " Hello." "Where's your wife?" " Divorced." "And yours?" "Still searching." "Please tell me if you know any nice girls for him." "Okay" "And by the way, where's your wife now?" "See you" " All the best." "See you, son See you" "Bye Bye" "Mama!" "She's single now." "What's the harm in asking?" "Mama, you're too much." "Who's come this late?" "Surprise!" "Really, it's a surprise." "How are you, aunty?" " Great, come come" "Please come in." " Aunty, that's my girlfriend Anahita." "Hi, Anahita." "Nice to see you" "How are you?" " Great, great." "Come, come Welcome." "How are you?" " Great" "Hi" "What a pleasant surprise" "Farhad." "Farhad." "Look, the entire gang's here" "Hi, Beroz aunty." " Hi, Farhad" "You're looking like a bomb" "Forget my bomb, when is your 'rocket' taking off?" "Hi, mama" "Beroz" " How are you?" "Hey, Perizad" "How are you?" "Celebrating, are we?" "Hormuz's wedding date's been fixed?" " Yes, it has." "That's' why we're all here." "Meet the bride to be." "Anahita." "How nice" "Welcome to this family." "Hormuz" "Hi How are you?" " Super fine" "Sit." "Sit" "Mama, get the raspberry" "Bringing dear" " Come" "Raspberry." "Finally marriage date has been fixed" "Oh I am so happy for Hormuz." "Thank you" "Congratulations." "Consider the marriage, approved" "Feroz Uncle, how did you know?" "Indira's a wonderful girl" "Who's Indira?" "Indira Gandhi." "Uncle's slightly .. cuckoo." "He's still living in a 60 year flashback" "So cute" " Farhad, son" " Tell me" "I just heard the announcement over the radio" "Indira's coming to Mumbai." "And the secret is ." "She's not here for the meeting." "She's coming to see me." "So everyone please ." "Indira, you're here!" "You didn't even tell me" "Feroz uncle!" "Feroz uncle!" "Feroz uncle!" "Indira" "My Indira" " Feroz uncle!" "I am the real Feroz I am not Indira Gandhi." "Feroz, leave her alone." "Indira" " Feroz uncle." "What are you doing?" "Feroz uncle!" "What are you doing?" "Someone stop him" "My Indira I am the real Feroz." " Feroz uncle!" "What are you doing?" " Feroz uncle" "I am the real Feroz." "What are you doing?" "Stop it Come on." "Sit down" "Come on." "Indira's coming tomorrow" "Tomorrow Indira will finally realize ... . that she married the wrong Feroz." "What Feroz Uncle" "Farhad." "Tell me this, when will you give us any good news?" "We'd gone today, to see a girl" "But somehow, we didn't like her." "Come on, Nargis" "The 'girl' wasn't good enough for you ?" "Farhad doesn't have the time to be choosy now" "I suggest that you grab whomever you can find." "Stop it, mum my." "This is not the right time for all this." "But, this is the right time" "Tomorrow, Indira will go back to Delhi" "Beroz aunty, I know I'm 45 years old" "That doesn't mean I'll just marry any girl I find." "I'll marry someone .." "that my heart calls out to" "I agree." "But do you know what your problem is?" "Your problem is what you do for a living" "Which girl these days would ever marry.." "A bra and panty salesman?" "Beroz, shut up." "It's alright, mama." "Beroz aunty." "What's the problem with my Job?" "What's wrong with my Job?" "Tell me" "Am I not doing an honest Job?" "Is that not enough for you?" "Don't you people wear underwear?" "Who are the ones at this table wearing underwear?" "Come on, put your hands up." "Come on, show me" "Beroz." "Are you so fond of 'going commando'?" "Mama, stop it" "I've got them on." "See and the day Hormuz sanctions my loan .." "...I'll start my own undergarment business'." "Stop day-dreaming, Farhad .." "." "And stop looking for excuses to not marry" "You think I don't want to get married?" "You think I'm not trying?" "You think I like getting rejected by some girl each time." "Where are you going?" "To see my friend." "Friend or Boyfriend?" "Beroz, stop it" "Stop, Farhad." "You know mom" "Come back now" "No, it's alright" "Finally, I've found the right Indira" " Hormuz" "Feroz uncle." "Feroz uncle." "Feroz uncle." "My Indira" "My Indira" " Feroz, please stop it." "Please someone save me" "Leave me" "What is this crazy man doing?" "Feroz uncle, leave her." " What is he doing?" "Sit down" "Enough." "Enough" "Everybody!" "Sorry, Beroz aunty." ""I say who!" "Who's there!"" ""She makes my heart go."" ""I say who!" "Who's there!"" ""She makes my heart go."" "Good morning, madam." "Can I help you?" "Yes One 38D, white." "38D, white" "Madam, my opinion, based on experience, tells me ." "...6B will fit yo perfectly." "But, I want a 38D." "No, madam., I'm telling you .." "Wait, I'll measure it for you." "Just a minute." "You wish 38D white, plain" "Thank you." "Fine." "Sarosh !" " Yes" "One 38D white, plain Quickly" " Yes" "Sarosh" " Yes it's in the stock room, not here." " Okay" "And it'll take a while" "I. I'll show you a few varieties." "This ... this and this ..." "Look, ma'am." " No, it's fine." "You please sit down, take a look" "Look, this is our silky item it's so soft" "Touch it, so soft." "Go on, touch it Try" "Soft, right?" "And this one's florescent." "It glows in the dark." "In the dark?" "Yes That's that" "And this one comes with extra padding ." "Ehhh . you don't need them" "And this is our latest item" "One for all and all for one." "It fits any one, all sizes." "Even you?" "Farhad." "Farhad, your mama's on the line." "Tell her I'll call her back." "It's urgent." " I'll be right back" "This mama of mine, what a time to call .." "Yes, mama." " I've been calling you for so long" "Why aren't you answering your phone?" "It was on silent." "Don't keep it on silent mode." "Yes, mamma." "Just a minute." "Those trustees have sent us a notice." "About our water tank" "They say the tank's illegal it's the tank your father built, our last memory of him." "Who does this secretary think she is?" "The Cabinet Secretary?" "I'll show her who's who for messing with me." "Let's see who has the guts to break our tank" "Please do bring it back if you find it loose." "I'm telling you, Farhad" "Go and knock some sense into them !" "Later, mama" "Move aside." "Farhad." "Farhad, are you there?" "Farhad." "Gayomar SarJara, Mervan Irani, Dara Karanjia." "Please, Mrs Mehta" "Enough with this long list of yours" "And the only reason I'm meeting you is because Dhun Aunty said so Ok?" "Why don't you just pick one and show me?" "Look at this." "He is Gayomard SanJana" "Young, eligible, 47 year old Parsi boy." "Boy?" " 'Boy' meaning, young at heart, Shirin" "He just underwent a by-pass." "His heart is solid again." "Every evening, Parsi Gymkhana ." "...-4 pegs, 200-30 cigarettes." "Anyone else?" "That's' Merwan Irani." "He's from Dahanu." "Dahanu's so far, Mrs Mehta." "So what?" "He owns 50 buffalos." "So?" "What will I do with them?" "You think I'm going to get up every morning at four to milk them?" "Frankly, I'm not the milking type." "I get it." "You want the office types." "Here" "Young entrepreneur, Dara KaranJia" "Very smart." "I've seen him somewhere." "He used to come on T.V a lot" "Actor?" " No" "He was sent to prison for that 2G financial scam." "His family says he'll be out on bail soon." "And if he doesn't ." "." "You'll get us married behind bars, right?" "Shirin, you are impossible" "This way you'll never get married." "There are no normal Parsi men left." "Mrs. Mehta, there is one left" "Perizad had an excellent suggestion." "What now?" "Why don't you attend the Parsi Trust's Matrimonial Social?" "Mama, you've started again" "You keep sending me to these speed-dating gigs, then those clubs and now you're asking me to attend this matrimonial social?" "You know I get very nervous in such situations." "Nervous?" "This very nervousness and shyness is the reason why ." "Our community is disappearing." "Take a look at the others" "See with what gusto they get married ." "." "And keep giving birth to child after child" "And look at us, there's hardly any left" "I feel in every street of our nation, there should be a TATA, a WADIA .." "And even a PASTAKIA too" "Now we'd like to invite our last candidate for today ." "Mr Farhad Pastakia Please come on stage" "Please give him a big hand." "Come on." "Yeah." "My name is Farhad Pastakia." "And ." "I'm 45 years old" "Thank you" "Farhad, what is it that you do?" "Speak up!" "Well choose only you will say more" "I'm a salesman at the Tem Tem's bra and panty store." "Hello." "Now you tell me, is there anything wrong in being a lingerie salesman?" "You should be proud that you spoke the truth." "I know better than anyone else that the room's filled with.." "...only pretentious liars." "Did you see how they were laughing?" "I want to know ." "Is there any man inside not wearing bra and panty?" "You mean .." "I know men and women wear different kinds" "I got it, I got it." " Yes" "You know what I mean." "People think I'm just a bra salesman" "I'm an expert Big companies consult me on ." "." "How to design special bras for specific body types" "They ask me for my opinion." "What's going on?" "I saw her first" " So what, does she belong to your father?" "What did you just say?" "Stop" "Oh, God." "Oh no, not again" "Shirin, don't go" "Don't worry, these people need to be taught a lesson." "What are you doing?" "Move out of the way." "Stop, stop it" "Mr Wadia, Mr Mehta" "Why are you two fighting?" "Over her?" " Yes" "Oh no, stop" "Calm down" "Crackpots." "Bloody useless buggers." "This is why you are still unmarried." "Look who's talking" "Say that again" "Look who's talking" "Wadia, you foul mouthed rascal." "Take this" " Hit him hard" "Go to hell." " Don't hit me, please!" "Enough now Don't make me come in" "Let's go" "Ok, I'll drop you home myself." "No, I have to go with the other organizers." "Ok, so at least give me your number." "My number?" "You already have it." "Where do I have it?" " 36B." "Don't Joke around." "Just give me your number" "Why do you need my number ?" "If it is in our destiny, we'll definitely meet again" "What a rocking social, nah!" "So, did you like anyone?" "So, did you like anyone?" "Yes!" "Really?" "Congratulations!" "Who?" "Who is it?" "What's her name?" "I forgot to ask her" " Excellent!" "Mama" " What?" "Mama" "Get up" " What is it?" "Farhad's rooster is up and awake after so many years!" "What are you saying?" "The rooster's up!" ""I met a special girl this evening."" ""And she stole my heart."" ""I met a special girl this evening."" ""And she stole my heart."" ""My lips were sealed"" ""Such a fool, I was"" ""I didn't ask her name."" ""What a Idiot, I am."" ""What a Idiot I am."" ""Dimwit"" ""Idiot."" ""Youthful hope has blown up like a balloon in my heart"" ""In just one meeting, she has filled my heart"" ""Youthful hope has blown up like a balloon in my heart"" ""In just one meeting, she has filled my heart"" ""I threw away my chance with her"" ""Such a duffer, I am"" ""I didn't even ask what is it she does"" ""Wart ar Idiot, I am."" ""Wart a Idiot, I am."" ""Dimwit"" ""Idiot."" ""Idiot."" ""Idiot."" "How can you just barge in like this?" "Wait just a minute." "Allow us to do our job" "Farhad!" " Yes, mama." "Farhad!" " Yes, mama!" "Mama, coming!" " Farhad" "What's wrong?" "." " Please" "No, wait just a minute My son's on his way" "Farhad, come quickly." "Mommy, who are they?" "They're here to break our papa's tank." "They claim it's illegal." "How can it be illegal?" "My father built it 25 years ago." "Look, please don't interfere." "We have orders from the secretary to break the tank." "I will teach that Shirin Fuggawalla a lesson." "And you, break my tank and see what I'll do to you." "Aunty, this is my last warning." "Otherwise I'll have to call the police" "I'm not scared of the police ." " Police?" ".." "No, don't call the police" " Then allow us do our Job" "No, police." "Carefully." "Careful with that ladder" "Enough of this." "Come on, get aside." "Move aside, you'll get hurt" "Move aside." "You'll get hurt." "Move aside." "Why are you doing all this?" "Something horrible might happen" "Watch it, be careful!" "I'll show that Shirin Fuggawalla" "Who does she think she is?" "Your father built that tank with so much love." "Don't worry." "I won't spare that Shirin Fuggawalla." "I will smash her" "I'll go and burst that Shirin Fuggawalla in her office right away." "So sweet my tiger." "Your father, Homi had done only two good things in his time." "First, he built that tank." "And second, he gave me 'you'." "Don't worry, mama" "People think I'm a wimp." "But at times, when it is necessary, I can be vicious." "Yes" " I want to talk to that Shirin Fuggawalla." "I'm sorry, but ma'am is busy." "You'll have to take an appointment" "No, I want to see her right now." "Tell her, Farhad Parstarkiar is here." "Just a minute." "Hello, ma'am Mr Farhad Pastakia's here to see you" "Oh Yes, ma'am." "Okay, ma'am" "Mr Pastakia, you can go in." "Ahan." "Shirin Fuggawalla" "Hi, Farhad" "I must admit I'm impressed." "You found me, how?" "The .. tank .." " Tank?" "Destiny" " Destiny!" "Sit Sit." "Thanks." "Farhad, you always surprise me" "At times, I surprise myself too!" "Remember what you'd said about destiny?" "Number" " Number?" "You said the next time we meet .." " Phone number." "Oh yes, of course" "Can't go against destiny now, can we?" "Take down my number." " One minute please 961 - 961 ." "97." "65 - 65 33 - 33" "4" "Save." "Oh, it's yours" "I'll be right back" "Mama .." " What did she say?" "I gave it to her left, right and centre" "The poor thing is crying." "Well done my tiger, well done" "Don't spare her." "I'll come home and tell you everything." "Okay" "Hello." "That's' my number." "Save it, okay." "Crack pot" "Coffee?" " Coffee?" "Yes" " Okay" "Nice place" " Very nice." "You come here often." "I bring mommy here" " Your mummy." "Here, for coffee?" " Yes" "How sweet." "The owner at the counter ... . is an old acquaintance, since when I was young" "How about some bread and butter?" "The bread's fine, but no butter." " Why?" "I shouldn't." "Health reasons?" "Even I agree." "Our thoughts are so similar" " Thoughts?" "Now that we're friends" "We should know each others' likes and dislikes." "What's your favourite colour?" "Let me guess" "I think so, 100% it's black." "Correct?" "What a coincidence." "What's your favourite.food?" "Let me guess" "I'm sure it is. 'Salli boti'" "Correct?" "Me too What a coincidence" "What's your favourite drink?" "Let me guess 100%." "According to me, has to be Mangola." "Is it Mangola?" "Mangola?" "Yes?" "See Me too." "What a coincidence." "Who is your favourite actor?" "Ranbir Roshan." "Me too" " I see." "What a fine actor!" "He dances well too, right?" "Brilliant dancer" "There is no such actor" " No?" "I just made it up to test you" "Ranbir Roshan!" "Caught you" "Fine." "And so, what's the result on the test?" "Positive." " Positive?" "Shirin." "I want to ask you a personal question" "Only if you let me answer" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No." "Do you?" "What nonsense, Shirin?" "Let's sit there." " Yes 120 for a café latee." "Not latee, its latte" "Come" "Welcome, ma'am." " Hello." "Welcome, sir" " Hello." "One . coffee" " I'll have another coffee." "Coffee . and tea for me." "And a .. chocolate pastry One by two" "Two spoons" " Thank you, sir." "Shirin." "You're a very nice person" " Thank you." "Really I mean it." " Thank you." "And may all your dreams come true." "I have a dream too." "Underworld" " Underworld!" "You want to be a don?" "Where do I work now?" "Tem Tem's." "Undergarments" "Under." " ah, very clever." "Actually, I wish to buy out Tem Tem's" "As it is, the boss relies on me completely." "That' won't be a problem" "I've asked my cousin Hormuz" ". to get me a loan passed from the Zoroastrian bank." "But he doesn't take me seriously" "Thanks." "You think it's a good idea?" "Farhad, I think it's a very good idea." "And you should do it" " Really?" "If business is good, we'll expand to a first floor, then a second." "And soon enough we will have a departmental store" "We?" " Yes, 'we' .." "." "Because you're the first one who truly understands me" "Sorry, I got carried away there for a moment - it's fine" "You know I like talking to you" "And you also listen to me" "I don't have a choice, Farhad" "You never let me speak." "Actually, I've been talking about my own self the whole time ." "." "And never asked about you." "Look at the time" "Oh my God, four hours!" "Time really fly." "I'll drop you home" " No need, we've arrived." "Wow, we're here?" "That's your house?" "Great." "Thank you for a lovely evening, Farahd." "I had a great time" "Thank you, and I also want to say something." "Frankly speaking, even I had a wonderful time." "Okay, goodnight." "I really enjoyed." " Goodnight." "Really Go, leave" "Goodnight." "Let go of me Goodnight." "Call me" " Okay" "Anytime." " Okay 24 hours" " Okay 24-7" " Really?" "Not between 11 -7 though." "I sleep at that time." "My sleep is very important" ""Sweet and sour ." "Just like a strawberry"" ""... there's a feeling in the air."" ""My desires, they happily soar"" ""My wishes, they seem mellow"" ""Something new has begun taking over me""" ""I want to touch the sunlight"" ""I want to chase the rainbow"" ""I wonder what is going on."" ""This feeling's so right"" ""I never want to let go"" ""This is what my heart wants."" ""Sweet and sour ." "Just like a strawberry"" ""... there's a feeling in the air."" ""My heart was lying.."" "".in some drawer like an object"" ""Life was meaningless"" ""What else do I say?"" ""The windows were closed."" ""My thoughts could never take flight."" ""My dreams were lonely in a closed house."" ""Now there's a tingle in my heart ."" ""My feelings have taken on colour"" ""I want to touch the sunlight"" ""I want to chase the rainbow"" ""I wonder what's wrong"" ""This feeling's so right"" ""I never want to let go"" ""This is what my heart wants."" ""Sweet and sour ." "Just like a strawberry ."" ""... there's a feeling in the air."" "Mama" "Mama" "What is it?" "I want to tell you something very special, mama" "Tell me, what is it ?" "Mama, I'm in love." "What?" "Love?" "Boy or girl?" " What rubbish you say sometimes?" "Have you told her you love her?" " No, mama, not yet" "No?" " No" "I will, I will No problem" "But . we've become very close friends" " I see" "And what's your close friend's name?" "Shirin." " Shirin Oh wow." "Shirin" " Farhad!" "What does she do?" "Mama .." " Just say it, don't stretch it out" "Mama, she's .." "The Secretary at the Parsi Trust" "Her!" "That, Sirin Fggarwala!" "Farhad." "Impossible." "What are you two whispering on about?" "Siloo mama's too fumy." "Very fumy" "Mama, don't make any plans for this Sunday" " Why?" "That's a surprise" "Wow." "Surprise?" "I love surprises" "But I don't like suspense" "Tell me at it is." "What is it?" "It's definitely a surprise." "When you see it, you'll be blown to bits." "Mama" "Rubbish .." "What rubbish are you saying?" "But why should we pay more for security?" "The security in our society's already good enough" "Why would you be worried about security?" "Your wife roams around with everyone in the colony as it is" "Why you ." "Leave me Leave me." "Order!" "Order!" "Rascal" "Scoundrel!" "Silent" "Please, be seated everyone." "You are spoiling the arrangement" "Don't do that" "What is this?" "What's going on?" "Calm down!" "Please!" "Calm down!" "Stop it" "Here son, your flowers" " Thank you." "Don't you understand anything?" "Calm down!" "Stop it" "Calm down, calm down." "Behave yourself." "Uncle, may I sit here?" " Sit, sit" "Thank you, uncle." "What's going on here?" "I don't like it" "What can I say?" "They ruined the flowers I had brought." "Leave all that" "First tell me, do you live in A-block or B-block?" "Uncle, I'm not from this colony" "What?" "You've come here to watch the circus?" "Get lost" "My stick." "My stick" "Please." "Calm down." "Maintain some decorum" "Dr. Driver is coming." "Sit down" "Oh, God." "Thank you, Lord" "Ladies and gentlemen." "I am of the opinion that we must all agree to pay more for our safety." "I understand that 10 rupees every month is not a small amount." "But we should also remember this .." "." "That we live in dangerous times" "Last month . there were two crimes committed in the colony" "Someone stole Pest's half-drunk Rum bottle ." "." "From his own balcony" "And the second crime ." "." "To even speak of it, I am ashamed." "But someone was watching Temina undress through her bedroom window." "Temina, it's a scandal!" "Shocking!" "Considering this serious situation, I have just one request." "Our security guards ." "." "Should be given machine guns and hand grenades" "Doctor!" "You swine!" "Try and put your hand on me now!" "See what I'll do to you" "Rascal You got me beaten up by your men" "Me, Sohrab." "Doctor, where are you?" "Where are you?" "Mama" "Shirin." "Shirin" "Beroz, just listen ." "Silloo mama told me ." "." "That Farhad's bringing a girl home for the first time." "Here, for lunch" "Farhad." "What happened?" "Later." "First, meet my friend" "Shirin Fuggawala." "I see." "Hello, Shirin" " Hello, aunty" "Welcome." "Welcome." "Nargis." "Look, your surprise is here" "Coming, mama." "They're here" "Hello, aunty." " Hello." "Wait, wait" "She's a good girl." "Have it." " Farhad, what are you doing?" "Are both of you fine?" "What happened to you'll?" "Leave some fun for after marriage too." "Mom." "Some more Salli ." "You know how these Trust meetings are." "But I hope nothing happened to you, Shirin." "Aunty, I've been working in the Trust for a while now." "Dealing with these mad men on a daily basis is part of my Job" "Take your colony, Cusrow Baug, for instance, .." "." "An old hag's been troubling me for a month now." "So irritating, I tell you." "Some more 'Salli Boti', darling" " Enough" "Have some more 'Salli Boti'" " Why?" "It's about some illegal water tank of hers" "I had her tank torn down." "Mama .." "Why don't you tell her ." "Forget all this." "." "Tell her about the man who beat me with that stick." "Had I gotten hold of that stick .." "...I could've beaten that old fag so badly and.." ".In places I don't want to mention." "This is very good." " She's so fumy." "And you know what else happened, mama?" "A man pulled out a gun and fired it right in the middle of the meeting." "Oh, darling You have no idea Had I gotten hold of that gun earlier.." ".I would've blown that old hag to pieces" "Aunty?" " What happened, mama?" "Mama" " Oh, God She's choking." "Help her." " No, no" "No, no" " Yes, she's choking" "What are you doing?" "She's choking." "Mama" " Aunty, drink some water." "Mama Mama." " Drink some water" "Drink some water Please, drink water" "She is choking." " Shirin" "Oh, God." "She's choking" "Aunty!" "Aunty!" "Farhad, I think something's wrong with the prawn curry." "Shirin!" "I knew something was wrong as soon as I'd eaten it." "Aunty, these servants don't cook well at all these days" "And to top that, the prawns itself wasn't fresh" "See, she's choking" "Aunty!" "Aunty!" "Aunty!" "I think a piece is stuck in her throat it's stuck." " Shirin" "Farhad!" "Farhad!" "Don't worry, son." "Everything will be fine." "But my judgment was right ." "." "Nargis was 'blown to bits' by your surprise" "I didn't know" "I didn't know my son would turn out to be so useless." "Out of all the girls in the world, you could find only this one?" "." "." "The one that happens to be my enemy" "Mama, I've grown old now .." "." "And for the first time I'm in love" "I'm in love What can I do now?" "Oh, shut up" "Let me make one thing very clear with you." "Either it's that Shirin of yours or me" "You have to make a choice" "But, mama You're the one who asked me to find a nice girl and get married." "Now, I'm the very same one telling you, "Don't, Don't, Don't!"" "He's out to make my enemy, my daughter-in-law!" "Looks like I raised you wrong ." "." "For you to have turned into such a useless fool" "Homi Pastakia." "You flew away on your plane for good ." "." "Leaving your idiot son with me in this mess" "That tank you had so affectionately built for me .." "." "That Shirin Fuggawala had it demolished" "And now your son, he is in love with that very same woman .." "." "Wants to marry her" "Be warned, Farhad Pastakia This marriage will never happen" "Shirin Fuggawala will never become my daughter-in-law." "Never!" "Never!" "Never!" "Thank you" "Aunty" "How are you?" " Fine." "How are you?" "Please eat well." "She's all grown up." "You didn't call me." "How are you?" "All well." "Thank you so much." "Have food before leaving." " Congratulations." "Thank you so much." "Hip Hip Hurray!" "Congratulations to our dearest Anahita and Farhad." "He is mad" "Rascal" "He's saying that just to hurt Farhad." " Forget it." "He's a nutcase." "Shirin!" "Feroz uncle, that's not Indira Gandhi." "That's enough." "Hi" " What are you doing here?" "Who's the caterer?" " Godiwala." "So here I am I don't need an invitation when there's a good spread" "And are you here for the free alcohol?" "I am on the welcoming committee" "Hormuz is my cousin brother" "Really?" "Anahita and I have been friends for a long time!" "Farhad, you're on the welcoming committee, aren't you?" "Won't you welcome me?" "Shall we" " Come" " Come on" "Feroz Uncle, stay here" "Welcome the others." "Oh wow, your mommy's looking stunning today, Farhad" "Hi, Aunty .." "Let's go meet her." " No, later" "What are you doing, Farhad?" " Let me think" "What's there to think?" "Anahita and Hormuz .." "What are you saying?" " Listen to me" "On the count of three" "One, two, three ." "Farhad!" "Farhad, where are we going?" "Bloody rascal .." "Nargis, look" "Farhad has finally found a girl" "Take a look." "I can see." "I think we should go on the stage." "Get him up with Hormuz on the stage" "Are you crazy?" "She's the one who broke my tank" "The one from the Trust?" "Where did she go?" " Yeah" "Farhad, where are you whisking me off to?" "It looks very bad, we shouldn't have left the wedding like that." "If we hadn't left when we left, there would've been a riot there." "Riot?" "Why?" "I'm just kidding." "And by the way, my granny really likes you." "Really?" "But just granny, not your mommy?" "Actually, mommy .." " It's actually my fault." "I shouldn't have commented on her prawn curry." " Right." "Really, I'm so stupid" "Fat people are so sensitive" "Don't keep saying 'fat'!" "She'd feel bad" " I know" "At least, don't say it to her face .." " I know Old people can be so ." "What old?" "Don't call her 'old' too." "You're crazy." "Sarosh" " Nargis aunty." "How are you?" "Where is Farhad?" "Farhad?" "Did you see him?" " Don't know I just arrived." "I got late" "Nargis." "They're taking a picture..." "Wait." "He's disconnecting my calls" "Wonder where she took him." "They must be around" "Don't worry." "Smile for the photo" "Nargis!" "Smile please." "Another call from mom." "He just isn't answering." "He keeps disconnecting my call" "I wonder where he is." "Let him come, I'll show him" "Nargis aunty, shall I drop you home" " No, no" "We'll go with Farhad when he gets here." "I'll drop you" " No, son You can go." "Go" " Okay Goodnight." "Goodnight." "That Farad, where is he?" "Farhad, it's really a beautiful place." "What is it?" "It's not just a beautiful place" "I come here when I'm sad" "And also when I'm happy" "Because no one butts in, questions me ." "." "Or Judges me here." "It's a very special place for me, Shirin." "And you're the first person I brought here" "Me?" "Really?" "You know why?" "Because . you're special" "Farhad, it's raining." "Let's go to my place." "I'll make you some coffee" " Coffee?" "Okay, come" " Come on, come on." "Nargis, how long will we stand here?" "It's raining heavily now." "Let's hire a taxi and go home" "Taxi!" "Oh god!" "Shirin, towel." " Just a minute" "Here" " Thanks" "Shirin, where are you going?" "I'll just go change, Farhad." "Just be comfortable" "This rain.." "Even this wiper had to stop working now" "Hello, Farhad" "Where are you?" "You left Nargis aunty alone out there" "You know she's very upset." "I'm at Shirin's house" "She said, "Let's go have coffee"" "Oh!" "You're all set brother" "Why?" " What do you mean 'why'?" "Do you know what it means when a girl invites you home for coffee?" "What?" " Sex" "What are you saying?" "Are you trying to fool me?" "So, how will I know?" "Will she give me a hint?" " Of course she will." "If she starts playing 'mood' music .." "." "Then understand, that's a hint." "What music .." "I love this song" ""I feel it Wonderful feeling."" "Farhad, you like this song?" ""She's the reason for this feeling."" ""it's rising"" ""it just keeps rising"" "I just love this song." "She played music." "She played music!" " Yes!" "Go on, what else?" "What other hints?" "What else would she do?" "She'll give you other hints .." "like ." "She'll offer you chocolate" " Chocolate?" "Why chocolate?" "Chocolate means energy" "Energy means ahahahaha ." "Farhad." "Coffee or tea?" "I want ch ." "Chocolate?" "Hot chocolate Give me two minutes." "She offered me chocolate" "Hot chocolate" ""Be my bedroom girl"" ""My pretty girl"" "Farhad." " Yeah" "Get comfortable." ""Yeah, mr pretty girl."" "Do me a big favour and please don't disturb me." "Because I'm going to be very busy." "Okay, okay, I won't" "Listen, time to get in to action, bro." "All the best" "Bye" "Oh no." "He's finally on a roll" "What are you doing?" "Shirin, my clothes were completely drenched." ".So I took them off." "I'm very sorry, Shirin." "Bastard Sarosh" "Shirin?" "Shirin." "Shirin, the towel's completely drenched it needs to be dried." "What happened was, see the window was open." ".And the breeze was making my clothes stick to my skin." "And you said "Get comfortable"" "So I got comfortable" "I was feeling cold" " Cold?" "I thought you were feeling a little too hot." "Whose clothes are these?" " My papa's." "Your papa's clothes?" "Do you want to meet him?" "In his clothes?" " Farhad" "I really want you to meet my papa." "Come on." " What are you saying?" "Just relax." "Come on" "Come Come" "Is he a nice guy?" "Come" "Okay" "Farhad, he's my papa" "He's been in a coma since many years" "How did this happen?" "Years ago we had thrown a party at home." "It was papa's birthday" "He'd asked me to go get him Mangola." "When I went into the kitchen to get it ." "." "I heard a lot of commotion out here ." "And when I got back, I found papa on the floor." "We rushed him to the hospital Doctors, the whole nine yards." "But we still don't know how and why it happened" "How did you take care of him all these years?" "You know, sometimes when I think about it .." "I mean, it was impossible" "But if it wasn't for Dhun aunty." "Dhun aunty?" " Papa's sister" "She's gone out tonight" "Thank God" "Dhun aunty left everything and came here .." "." "And looked after papa and me both." "She's an ." "She's an angel" "Now you know Mr Pastakia why I didn't marry?" "Who would be willing to take on this added responsibility?" "Or stay with me here, under my roof, after marriage?" "It's not going to happen" "And I will never leave my papa" "Frankly Shirin, it's not a big deal it's not that burdensome a responsibility." "For example," "I would do it happily" "Come here" "Give me your hand" "Papa" "That's' Farad." "My boyfriend" "Boyfriend?" "You Just proposed indirectly .." "." "Responsibility and all that, and now you ask "Boyfriend" ?" "Yes or no?" "Okay, Boyfriend." "Welcome to the family" "Papa" "Sorry" "Shirin." "Can I hug you?" " Yes" "Is that too tight?" "No, hold me tighter." "Farhad, what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" " Shirin" "Bugger, leave me." "You just said I'm your boyfriend" "So you'll do this" "Here, start again." ""This friendship's." "become dearer than life."" ""This friendship's." "become dearer than life."" ""Your love's"" ""Like a intoxication."" ""I've seen some beautiful dreams too"" ""Without your lover.."" ""Without your love." "I'm so lonely"" ""Without your lover.."" ""Without your love." "I'm so lonely"" ""After we met."" ""I realized what my life was."" ""My life"" ""Smiles on my face, but my heart was empty"" ""My life"" ""Your love's"" ""Like the spring."" ""I've plucked a few flowers too"" ""Without your lover.."" ""Without your love." "I'm so lonely"" ""Without your lover.."" ""Without your love." "I'm so lonely"" ""You've filled my heart with desires"" ""it's wonderful"" ""it's wonderful"" ""I was out of tune."" ""But you turned it into melody"" ""it's wonderful"" ""it's wonderful"" ""Your love's"" ""Like a intoxication."" ""I've seen some beautiful dreams too"" ""Without your lover.."" ""Without your love." "I'm so lonely"" ""Without your lover.."" ""Without your love." "I'm so lonely"" "Sarosh, handle the shop today" "Tell the boss that I'm unwell or something" "I am going to Shirin's house" "To meet Dihu aunty." "Dhun aunty?" "Farhad, don't you think this is going a little too fast?" "Of course, she'll give the final approval." "And then I'll handle mom my." "Mama" "Hi, mama I'm talking to Sarosh." "Oh no!" "I think mama's heard everything" "I've lost my son" "How do I save him from her clutches?" "Sarosh Wish me luck" "Mama, Farhad has started lying" "To me, and at his work place, to." "And all this is because of that girl" " No, Nargis." "Shirin's a nice girl if Shirin comes into this house, she'll throw us both out" "What do I do now?" "Walk straight." "Very nice, very nice." "Believe me when I say this, mama .." "." "Shirin and Farhad will never get married" "And I say, "They will." "They will." "They will."" "Lord, now You please do something." "Hello, aunty." "I'm Farhad." " Hello." "This is for you" "Shirin." "Shirin, Farhad is here" " Coming" "Come in" "Come in" " Oh, sorry." "Come in, please." "Hi, Farhad" " Hi, Shirin" "So late you've come" "So, the 38D was for her." "That day I was confused why you were buying a 38D" "Crackpot." "Tell me something about yourself." "For years I've written about myself in bio-datas .." "." "For all these matrimonial agencies." "So, I'll tell you the same thing?" "Name:" "Farhad Pastakia" "Age: 45" "I am single ." "." "And male." "Family members:" "An over-loving mother and grandmother." "Job:" "I am a salesman in Tem Tem's bra and panty sop." "My dream is to make ." "my own undergarment shop .." ". 'Underworld'." "First love, Shirin" "And my last love, Shirin." "That's' all." "Go get the phone" " Phone?" "Stupid." "Don't you want to book the spot for your marriage?" " Marriage?" "Dhun Aunty, I love you." "Love you Love you" "Shirin, this is just like in films." ""Are you ready?"" ""Ramba and Samba."" ""The road is long."" ""But once more make a U-turn for love."" ""Less or more"" ""The destination you will find, for sure"" ""Don't leave that road of love behind."" ""Ramba and Samba."" ""The road is long."" ""But once more make a u-turn for love."" ""Less or more."" ""The destination you will find, for sure"" ""Don't leave that road of love behind."" ""Everyone on this Journey.."" ""Will never find reason to suffer."" ""Join me."" ""Ramba and Samba."" ""The road is long."" ""But once more make a U-turn for love."" ""Less or more."" ""The destination you will find, for sure"" ""Don't leave that road of love behind."" ""All right lets go." "Come on." "Come on"" ""Its got to be the Ramba." "And the Samba."" ""Celebration were planned within moments"" ""But everything was in vai, once I gave my heart away."" ""Celebration were planned within moments"" ""But everything was in vai, once I gave my heart away."" ""God bless your family."" ""Rumba and Sumba."" ""The road's long"" ""But take a U-turn of love"" ""Less or more."" ""The destination for sure"" ""Don't leave that lane of love"" "Farhad!" " Shirin." "Come on." "Leave" "Farhad." "Get Lost." "Hurry up, man!" "Farhad." "Farhad, I am coming." " Come fast, come fast" " Farhad!" "Hello." "What are you thinking?" "Today, frankly speaking ." "." "You're looking very beautiful." "Frankly speaking, ." "." "You need an eye-checkup today." "Shall we order?" " Look at the menu it isn't that expensive" "Farhad, this is very expensive." "Don't worry." " Are you sure?" "Will we have to wash the dishes?" "Hello, sir Hello, ma'am" "Cake for you both." " Cake, already?" "Compliments of the chef" " Compliments?" "Yes" " Free cake Lovely" "Here, sir." "Thanks." "Mama's calling." "Don't eat yet, we'll eat together" "Just wait." "Hello, mama" " Hello, Farhad, where are you?" "What happened?" "I've been trying to call you for a while now" "Listen, we're taking Feroz uncle to the hospital" "Hospital, why?" "He isn't well" "Beroz and I are taking him" "Come on, Feroz uncle" "Push Push" " No gas for two days." "He hasn't been able to fart." "What do you mean?" "He can't fart He can't fart" "Mama, you handle it now." "I'll call you later." " Okay, bye." "Don't eat the cherry" "Sorry, I already ate the cherry" "I'm sorry." " What?" "Ambulance" "Yes Ambulance." "Why?" " There was a diamond ring in the cherry" "What, Farhad?" "I wanted to surprise you" " Diamond ring in the cherry" "I wanted to surprise you" "I tell you, darling, this is not a surprise .." "." "It's a shock." "Call the ambulance" "Call the am bulance" "Ambulance" "Call the ambulance" "Shirin." "Shirin Shirin." "Shirin, please" "Don't touch." "Shirin, nothing will happen to you Nothing Lie down" "Shirin, what are you doing?" "Leave the doctor" "Someone save the doctor Have you gone mad?" "Shirin, you've gone hysterical" "Shirin, you've gone hysterical" "Tomorrow morning, we'll be drinking coffee ." "Easy." "Easy." "Don't touch." " Easy, easy." "Look, it's simple." "We'll have to just flush it out." "Flush!" "It's just a tube" "Tube!" "Just soap water." "Soap water?" "What is happening?" "Relax." "Nurse, get it done" " Thank you." "You'll be alright Simple." "You'll be alright" " Farhad" "No." "No." "Can you do anything normally?" "I never imagined my engagement ring ." "." "Will be coming out of there." "Tomorrow morning we'll sit in the balcony and have coffee" "I will kill you Farhad if they put a tube up my . - it will come out" "They're here." "They're ere." "It hurts here." "Did the air pass?" "Whenever I open the window the air passes in and out" "I meant to say, 'fart'." "Usually, whenever I walk, talk, sit and stand" " I seem to fart healthy." "But I haven't been able to for the past two days." "Nurse, inform me as soon as he farts." " Yes, doctor." "I'll be back soon, okay." "Nargis, inform Indira of the situation" "Tell her emergency's been declared." "The entire nation's running on gas ." ".And here, I alone cannot pass air." "Nurse just a minute." " What happened?" "Don't put that in the pot" " Why?" "You do know what this is, right?" "I know, aunty I know." "But the problem is there's a diamond ring in it" "Oh my, where have you put the ring!" "It's a very long story" "Don't put it in the pot yet." "Give it to me, I'll keep it safe" "No, no, that's my Job" " I'll keep it." "Aunty - it's my Job." "Leave it What are you doing?" "It's my grandmother's." "So what?" "it's my Job." "Aunty" " Please it's my Job" "If this falls ..." "I'm very sorry." "Very sorry." "Have you passed gas yet?" "Why do you keep asking me that?" "Nargis, ask her to get a whistle .." "." "And put it behind there." "That day, here I finally do fart, the entire hospital will get to know." "Okay, I'll be back" "There as just a car seued in the par." "Nothing in the X-ray" "So, where has the ring gone?" "How do I know?" "It wasn't in the bedpan, or the X-ray, or the cake ." "." "And not even in the box." "Farhad, the ring's still in the box" "All the best, son" "You crazy man, what if I had really swallowed the ring?" "You crazy woman" "You didn't swallow the ring and still put up this charade." "Charade?" "There was something stuck in my throat." "What was it?" "Just a cherry seed." "And you .." "Farhad, don't ever try to put that ring on me." "Let me see" "Here I come." "Here I come." "Here I come" "Oh, God." "I say if we had given him some eggs and potato ." "." "He would've passed air in 15 minutes." "Farhad, it's beautiful." "Was it very expensive?" "Why are you peeping into someone else's room?" " Nargis." "You'll wear it always?" " Always" "Don't lose it" " I'll try" "Oh!" "Its so beautiful Farhad." "Fart came!" "What should I decide now, Beroz?" "Farhad's deciding everything on his own" "He doesn't eat with us at home." "Doesn't talk to us" "Doesn't watch television together." "And doesn't even visit the temple anymore." "What do I say?" "Don't worry, I'm with you" "Yes" "You know, I feel better coming here" "Nice idea, it was" "Come on, darling." "Cheers." " Cheers" "Hello, Gustad." " Hello, Farhad." "How are you?" " Fine." "It's been long." "Remember, Shirin." "Hello." " Hello." "We're friends now." "Your mommy's here too." "She's already had two beers" "Waiter" "Hi" "Girls on a drinking spree." "Beroz aunty." "How are you?" "Shirin." "Hello." "Hi, aunty" "I know her, your 'late night'." "Come, sit" "Hi mamma" "Shirin, would you like to have something." "No, thanks." "Shirin." "Who else stays with you at home?" "Me, my aunty and my Papa" "But he's been in a coma for many years now." "You mean to say your papa will come to live with you after your marriage?" "Actually . we haven't decided anything yet .." "." "Whether we'll bring papa along or Farhad will stay with us" "Oh, God." "She's choking" "Mama" " Farhad, should I?" "Aunty, we were going to discuss this with you" "Oh, I'm honoured." "The both of you got engaged in the hospital ." "." "Without informing any of us." "Cheers" "So, Farhad's going to be a 'live-in' son-in-law." "What's wrong in that?" "No, no, not at all" "Farhad, a 'live-in' son-in-law." "What do you say, Nargis?" "Cheers" "Aunty, I actually wanted to apologise" " Why?" "The other day I criticized our prawn curry." "You think all this is because of that prawn curry." "Then?" "Remember that woman you wanted to beat up?" "That crazy old hag." " Yes" "Yes, what about her?" "Do you remember her address?" "I can never forget her flat number, aunty" "She must've called me a thousand times ." "." "And written to me at a least a hundred times by now." "I know that address by-heart" "Flat no. 7, C-block, 2nd floor." "Which block do we live in?" " C-block." "And which floor?" " Let it be, mama." "Second Second floor." "Yes and do you remember when you came over for lunch that day?" "Which apartment did you come to?" "Flat number .." "I am that old hag ." "the one you wanted to beat up .." "." "Shoot with a gun" "My name is Nargis Pastakia." "Farhad's mom my." "Excuse me" "Mama Mama." "Mama" "Shirin." "Shirin" "Cheers!" "Shirin." " Get lost, Farhad." "Shirin." " Shut up, Farhad." "Listen to me .." " I can't believe ." "." "That you didn't tell me." ".All this while that your mother was Nargis Pastakia" "Since childhood, her name's been Nargis Pastakia" "Very fumy, Farhad." "And I was impressed for no reason ." "." "That you found me without knowing my name or number." "You weren't there to see me ." "." "You'd come to fight with me" "And on top of that, flattering yourself saying, "Destiny brought me here"" "if it wasn't Destiny" " What else was it?" " What?" "In fact, you should thank my mommy" "I see, really?" "If my mother hadn't gotten into this mess with you .." "...If you couldn't have demolished that tank." "Then I would never have come to your office ." "." "And we would never have met again if it isn't 'Destiny', then what is it?" "But you should've told me, at least once ." "." "That that fatso was your mom my." " I didn't" "Now you wait Mr Farhad Pastakia" "You want to break the tank again" " You're tank is gone." "You want to break the tank again" "I will break it" " Go ahead, break it" "Break it." "I ill." "But please, make sure of just one thing." "Don't ever break my heart." "Melodramatic bugger, come here!" "Farhad." "I wish to talk to you" "Mama, please don't start all over again" "You never have time to talk to your mother" "But so eager you are always to talk to her" "Answer it." "Answer it" "She must be dying to talk to you." "Come on, come on, come on, Farhad." "Pick up the phone" "Why don't you answer it?" "It's obvious, she's more important to you than us." "Shirin." " Aunty, I can't get through" "He isn't answering his phone." "Why are you wasting time with the phone?" "Hello, Farhad" "Farhad, why weren't you taking ." "Why are you calling me again and again?" "I'll call you back!" "Come on." "Where were you people?" "I've been calling on you'll for so long" "What are you staring at?" "Hurry up" "Move aside." " Shirin, come on." "Straight" "Shirin." "Come on." "He got up on my bed" "Be careful." "What are you doing?" "Mind his head." "Ma'am, please." "Let us do our Job." "He's my father, not yours." "You'll have arrived so late" "Ma'am, please." "We're doing it." "Hurry up" "Shirin." "Papa" "Put the mask properly" " Shirin" "Shirin, take your bag" "Will you go alone, isn't Farhad coming along?" "Just forget Farhad" "Shirin, take care" "Sorry Shirin I really miss you." "I am sorry." "Farhad." " Aunty" "I want to talk to Shirin" "I've been calling her since yesterday She isn't answering" "She tried calling you so many times last night" "I've been very rude to her" "I want to apologise." "You're too late" " What happened?" "Her father had to be taken to the hospital" "His condition became really serious" "And we needed your help desperately." "But you didn't answer your phone?" "Which hospital?" " Parsi Trust" "Don't worry, he's doing well." "Sure, doctor." " Yes, I'll come tomorrow" "Thank you" "I am so sorry, Shirin" "I am so sorry" "How is papa now?" "Farhad, I don't want to hear anything now." "Shirin, please .." " No, really Farhad." "I really don't want to hear anything" "Last night when you called .." "." "Mamma and I were arguing." " That's the point, Farhad." "You're so scared of your mother .." "." "How will you ever marry me?" "You know your mother hates me." "She'll never like me it's impossible" "Please go and take care of your mamma." "And leave me with my papa." "This wars the first time I needed you Farad ... ." "And I reached out to you" "And what did you do?" "You insulted me" "You didn't stop to think even once .." "." "Why is it that I was calling you repeatedly" "I needed you when papa was dying, Farhad." "You just disconnected me" "You know what?" "Now I disconnect you." "And about all those 'destiny' and 'made for each other'." ".Speeches that you'd made .." "...hear this and go," "My favourite colour is red, not black" "My favourite dish is 'Dhansak', not 'Salli Boti'." "And I like tea much more than Mangola" "So you see, Mr Pastakia" "Our likes and dislikes don't match at all." "It's over." "Leave" "Now!" ""Strange darkness"" ""Surrounds me."" ""Standing at my threshold"" ""With the dan, nowhere in sight."" ""The cruel moments"" ""Don't let me sleep."" ""it feels like"" ""My heart's in a turmoil"" ""I'm paying the price"" ""Wart is my crime?"" ""Tell me before breaking all bonds"" ""In the world of your memories"" ""I wander in every nook and corner"" ""I'm lost."" ""Strange darkness"" ""Fate didn't give me a chance."" ""it was that angry"" ""I wonder why the dark skies."" ""..are celebrating my sadness."" ""As autumn doomed."" ""The destination was lost, and the path destroyed"" ""In the world of your memories"" ""I wander in every nook and corner"" ""In the world of your memories"" ""I wander in every nook and corner"" ""I'm lost."" ""Strange darkness"" "Farhad's message" "You read it it's alright, you can read it" "Anyway, there's nothing left between us, anymore" "Let's give our love one last chance" "This 31st night I'll be at your door .." "." "To take you to the New Year's party" "How dare he?" "After everything that has happened .." "." "He thinks he'll get to take me out for New Year's ?" "He actually thinks I will go with him?" "Guts he's got, yeah!" "I have a feeling you'll surely go" "Dhun aunty!" " Be fair to the boy, Shirin" "He's been to the hospital so many times" "He tried to meet you." "He's fighting with his family for you." "Shirin, he truly loves you." "He really loves you, darling." "Shirin." "Shirin, look" "Your favourite colour red." "Dhun aunty, you're too much." "You'll look beautiful in this." "You will go, won't you?" "For my sake." "For your papa." "Please" "Okay" "Love you" " Love you" "Surprise!" "Farhad." "My child .." "." "You're always so serious these days" "So we thought we'd throw a party for you, right here." "Okay?" "To celebrate the New Year." "Thank you, mama." "Sit everybody, sit" "Hi, Perizad" "I just want to tell you something Come." "Okay Hi" "Hi" "Yes, Perizad." "Farhad, ." "." "There's no point in worrying." "If Nargis aunty doesn't like that girl." ".Then just forget about her." "Take my advice." "Mommy's found a nice girl for you" "Meet her." "Please, for my sake." "Just a minute." "My prince" "." "Listen, I've solved all your problems." "Tonight before the clock strikers 12 ... . you will find your Cinderella" " She's superb." "What are you talking about?" " Come on" "No." " Come on" "Farhad, come on." "Come with me." "Perizad" " Come on" ""Baby girl"" ""When you are going in style." ".All the girls will envy you"" "Farhad, let me introduce you" "This is Firdaus Sanga." "His wife Mithu." "And their beautiful daughter Khurshid" "Farhad, take Khurshid to the balcony." "Go and do some chitchat" "You mean get to know each other?" "Right" "Go, dear." "Go" "With Farhad" "Yeah" "They look so nice." "Khurshid .." "I think it's working out between them." "Yes" "I feel it too" "Lord." "Set my Farhad up with this girl" "Take a look." " No tell me, what's." "Look, they're hugging." "Look" "They're hugging." "They're hugging." "Thank you Thank you Thank you" "Thank you, Lord." "You finally fulfilled my dream" "Thank you" "Look, they're coming." "Guys, we're in love." "Wow." "But not with each other" "What?" "What is he saying?" "Has he gone mad?" "What kind of joke is this?" "What is this?" "Mama, I should've behaved this way long time ago." "I think about everyone's happiness ." "...but one thinks about mine..." "How can you say that?" "Farhad, I think about you all day." "You know how much I love you." "Then why aren't you happy ." "." "That I found a girl like Shirin?" "Nice?" "You know what a bitch she's been to your mother." "Beroz aunty, you stay out of it" "I am warning you." "Do you know what kind of a girl Shirin is?" "Do you have any idea?" "How she's at home, with me, with her family .." "." "How she looks after her sick father?" "Do you know?" "Then just keep quiet." "Okay, be quiet." "When you didn't know she worked for the trust ." "." "You liked Shirin, didn't you?" "You liked her?" "Yes She was doing her Job" "She was doing her Job, mama" "And it's an illegal tank." "And you are willing to break your son's heart over a broken tank" "I'm 45 years old" "I'm 45 years old, everyone." "Today I realize ..." "love doesn't have an expiry darter." "I'm in love, mama." "What to do?" "And you know what?" "I feel so good, you've no idea." "Farhad." "I'm so proud of you" "Today, you 'blew everyone to bits'." "Happy new year" "Shirin." "Shirin" "Sohrab!" "Manji!" "Temu!" "Come quickly" "Come quickly, I've caught the thief" "You cannot escape today" "Beat him." "Beat him." "Beat him Beat him" "Who's this creating a racket?" "Shirin." "You cannot escape today Beat him, beat him." "What are they doing?" " Oh, God What's going on?" "They are beating up someone - it's New Year's night" "All the hooligans are out on the street." " Beat him" "You come in, forget it Forget it." "Listen I am not a thief" "Actually, I came here to see .." " Exactly, you came to see." "He's the peeping tom." "." "Who watched Temina changing her clothes." "I am not a peeping tom." "Call the police." "Call the police" "Just a minute." "We live in a Parsi colony, this is not a fish market" "This gentleman is trying to say something" "Thank you" " What's the problem?" "The problem is they say I'm a peeping tom ... . they're calling me a thief" "What are you doing here?" "I came here." "I ." "No need to call the police" " What are you saying?" "Yes, no need No need." "I've got a better idea." " Say it" "What is it?" "I have my ancestral gun" "I could just kill you with a single bullet." " No." "No, no" "Rascal!" "Police!" "Come quickly." "Come quickly." "You've gone crazy" "You've gone crazy." " What's going on?" "Move aside." "Move aside What did he do?" "What?" " Nothing." "He's a thief." "He's a thief." "He's a thief." "He's a thief." "Wait, sir Wait, listen." "Listen to what I've to say." "Arrest him and take him away" "Sir, at least listen to me" "They won't let me speak." "Sir, please let me." "I am wearing a suit." "So, who's the gentleman?" "And look at them" "Look, they're all in their night-suits." "Who looks like a thief?" "Don't act too smart Let's go to the station." "Sir Sir, please" "He's a thief." "Sir, listen to me" "Look at my suit ." "You've all gone crazy" "You've all gone crazy" "Few days ago, he saw me without my clothes on" "Yes, he did." " Quiet!" "Inspector, charge him with sections 362, 172, 288." "If you don't take action against him, then I will kill him, right here." "Will you shoot me?" "Who do you think you are?" "Inspector . what does he think?" "Hey mister, do you have a license for that gun?" "Confiscate his gun" "I'll get the license." "I'll get the license." "Happy New Year, papa." "Can I ask her a question?" " Yes" "Aunty, how many fingers am I holding up?" " Four" "And now, aunty?" " Six" "And now?" " 12" "She can't see properly even under the light .." "." "How could she know for sure that I'm the peeping Tom?" "Who's ringing the bell so early in the morning?" "Hey." "Farhad." "Come in." "Happy New Year, aunty" " What happened?" "Your clothes!" "Your sweet neighbours took me to the police station." "Why?" "What happened?" " I'll tell you later." "You want to see Shirin?" " Yes" "Better change." " No" "You can wear Hoshidar's clothes." " No" "Good luck, son." "Hoshidar uncle, ." "." "If you can hear me ." "." "There's something I would like to say." "Your daughter Shirin's favourite colour is red." "And mine's white" "She likes 'Dhansak' and I like 'Salli Boti'" "She likes tea, but I don't" "I like" " Coffee" "I like Duke's Mangola." "But what's the difference?" "What difference does it make?" "The point is .." "that we love each other." "Just think about it." "Imagine, 30-40 years from now .." "I fall really sick" "Doesn't make a difference" "Just an example Let me say it." "Imagine if I can see no more hear no more" "Can't ." "Can't remember anything ." "everything's locked away inside my head." "." "Even then," "I will always remember one thing .." "." "Shirin." "I love you." "I just love her" "So can I, Farhad .." "." "Marry your daughter?" "Is it ok?" "Look what I brought, uncle?" "Farhad." "My back My back." "Can I get a Dukes Mangola?" "Papa!" "Papa's awake!" "Papa's awake!" "Papa's awake!" "Papa's awake!" "Papa's awake!" "Papa, I can't believe it." "Mangola" " Get the Mangola." "I missed you so much, papa." " Mangola" "Farhad, Mangola." "Papa's awake." "Mangola" "He's awake." "Opener." "It's here." "Farhad, Mangola." "Don't worry." " Where is the Mangola?" "Get it soon" "Papa, Mangola's here." "Mangola's here" "I did it." "Papa!" "Papa!" "Slowly" " Slowly, papa." " Hoshidar is awake!" "Slowly" " Hoshidar is awake!" "Slowly, slowly" " Hoshidar is awake!" ""They're on a roll."" ""They're on a roll."" ""They're on a roll."" ""it's a circus of destiny."" ""A saga of fate."" ""The punctured lives of two people ."" "".. that had gone bust."" ""Love gave it a push and made it jumpstart."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""They made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Lets stomp the ground, ground"" ""Hit the floor come, come down"" ""Lets stomp the ground, ground"" ""Hit the floor come, come down"" ""Don't stop it yeah, Lets do it yeah."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""it's a circus of destiny."" ""A saga of fate."" ""The punctured lives of two people ."" "".. that had gone bust."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""They made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""What will the priest do." ".When the lovers have agreed?"" ""Still it is not easy to meet." ".As there's lot of topsy-turvy"" ""A spark is enough to fire."" ""it is such a wonderful thing"" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""They made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""The road of love is difficult." ".You have to be careful while driving."" ""Listen to your heart or all."" ""Who do you want to wave goodbye to?"" ""Drive slow and steadily"" ""Or you'll have to pay a heavy price"" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""They made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""They made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it."" ""Shirin-Farhad made it.""