"Anything goes" "Anything goes" "Anything goes." "Be careful." "You never told me you spoke my language Dr. Jones." "Only on special occasions." "So it is true?" "You found Nurhachi?" "You know I did." "Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him." "You have insulted my son." "No you have insulted me." "I spared his life." "Aren't you going to introduce us?" "This is Willie Scott." "This is Indiana Jones famous archaeologist." "Well I thought archaeologists were always funny little men searching for their mommies." "Mummies." "Dr. Jones found Nurhachi for me and he's going to deliver him... now." "Say who is the Nurhac hachi?" "!" "Put the gun away sonny." "I suggest you give me what you owe me or anything goes." "Ooh." "Open it." "The diamond Lao." "The deal was for the diamond." "Oh Lao..." "Ow!" "To your very good health." "Lao!" "He put a hole... he put two holes in my dress from Paris!" "Sit down!" "Now you bring me Nurhachi." "My pleasure." "Who on Earth is this Nurhachi?" "Here he is." "This Nurhachi's a real small guy." "Inside are the remains of Nurhachi... first Emperor of Manchu Dynasty." "Welcome home old boy." "And now you give me the diamond." "Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?" "What's that?" "Antidote." "To what?" "The poison you just drank Dr. Jones." "The poison works fast Dr. Jones." " Lao." " Lao!" "You keep the girl." "I find another." "Good service here." "That's not a waiter." "Wu Han's an old friend." "Game's not over Lao." "Antidote." "Indy..." "Don't worry Wu Han I'll get you out of here." "Not this time Indy." "I followed you on many adventures... but into the great unknown mystery..." "I go first Indy." "Don't be sad Dr. Jones." "You will soon be joining him." "Too much to drink Dr. Jones?" "Oh nuts!" "Oh!" "The antidote." "Where's the diamond?" "No!" "Stay there!" "Come on." "I don't want to die!" "Who are you?" "Wow!" "Holy smoke!" "Crash landing!" "Short Round step on it." "Okeydokey Dr. Jones." "Hold on to your potatoes." "For crying out loud there's a kid driving the car!" "Wow!" "Wow." "Where's the antidote?" "Let me have it." "Listen I just met you for Christ's sakes." "Give me..." "Oh I'm not that kind of girl." "Hey Dr. Jones no time for love." "We got company." "Oh I hope you choke." "No shooting." "Okay you asked for it." "This is fun!" "Here hold this." "Where's my gun?" "I burnt my fingers and I cracked a nail!" "Ah Dr. Jones..." "I'm Art Weber." "I spoke with your assistant." "Uh we've managed to secure three seats but there might be a slight inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo full of live poultry." "Is he kidding?" "Madam it's the best I could do on such short notice." "Heavens aren't you Willie Scott the famous American female vocalist?" "Owe you a gin." "Nice try Lao Che." "Good-bye Dr. Jones." "So what are you supposed to be a lion tamer?" "I'm allowing you to tag along so why don't you give your mouth a rest?" "Okay doll?" "What do you mean "tag along"?" "Ever since you got into my club you haven't been able to take your eyes off me." "Oh yeah?" "Oh no..." "Oh no!" "Mister mister..." "Oh mister wake up." "Please mister..." "You call him Dr. Jones doll!" "Okay Dr. Jones Dr. Jones." "Oh wake up please!" "Are we there already?" "Oh good." "No." "Huh?" "No one's flying the plane!" "Oh boy..." "They've all gone!" "You know how to fly don't you?" "No." "Do you?" "Oh no." " Oh my God!" " How hard can it be?" " I'm gonna faint." " Altimeter!" "Okay." "Air speed." "Uh okay." "Fuel..." "Fuel?" "I think we got a big problem." "Dr. Jones!" "Shorty!" "Dr. Jones!" "No more parachutes!" " Oh..." " Shorty!" " Come on give me a hand!" " What's that?" "Move the box!" "Dr. Jones you're crazy!" "Shorty get our stuff!" "A boat?" "We're not sinking." "We're crashing!" "Grab on Shorty!" "Grab on!" " Lady I can't breathe!" " Tight!" "Slow it down!" "That wasn't so bad was it?" "Aah!" "Put on the brakes!" "I hate the water and I hate being wet and I hate you!" "Good." "Good!" "Dr. Jones?" "I'm all right Shorty." "You okay?" "Oh where are we anyway?" "India." "How do you know that?" "Oh I sure hope this means dinner." "God I'm starving." "Thank you." "I can't eat this." "That's more food than these people eat in a week." "They're starving." "Oh I'm sorry." "You can have..." "Eat it." "I'm not hungry." "You're insulting them and you're embarrassing me." "Eat it." "Eat it." "Eat." "Bad news coming." "Can you provide us with a guide to take us to Delhi?" "I'm a professor." "I have to get back to my university." "Yes." "Sajnu will guide you." "On the way to Delhi you will stop at Pankot." "Pankot is not on the way to Delhi." "You will go to Pankot Palace." "I thought the palace had been deserted since uh... the 1850s." "No." "Now there is a new maharaja and again the palace has the power of the Dark Light." "It is that place kill my people." "What has happened here?" "The evil start in Pankot... then like monsoon... it moves darkness... over all country... over all country." "The evil?" "What evil?" "See?" "Bad news." "You listen to Suwamu." "You leave Lanka." "Shh..." "They came from palace... and took Sivalinga... from our village." "Took what?" "It's a stone... a sacred stone from the shrine that protects the village." "It is why Siva brought you here." "We weren't brought here." "Our plane crashed." "It crashed." "No no." "We prayed to Siva to help us find the stone." "It was Siva who made you fall from the sky." "So you will go to Pankot Palace to find Sivilinga and bring back to us." "Bring back to us." "Bring back to us." "Bring back to us." "Dr. Jones did they make the plane crash to get you here?" "No Shorty it's just a ghost story." "Don't worry about it." "They took the stone from here." "Was the stone very smooth like a rock from a sacred river?" "Yes." "With three lines across it representing the three levels of the universe." "That's right." "Yes." "I've seen stones like the one you lost." "But why would Maharaja take the sacred stone from here?" "They says we must pray to their evil god." "We says we will not." "Excuse me" "I don't understand how one rock could destroy a whole village." "He's saying when the sacred stone was taken the village wells dried up and the river turned to sand." "The crops were swallowed by the earth and the animals laid down and turned to dust." "Then one night there was a fire in the fields." "The men went out to fight the fire." "When they came back the women were crying in the darkness." "Children." "He says they stole their children." "Sankara!" "Sankara..." "Ranjit!" "Ranjit!" "Sankara." "Little boy escaped from the evil palace." "Many other children still there." "What we do Dr. Jones?" "What you think?" "I think that somebody believes the good luck rock from this village is one of the lost Sankara stones." "What is Sankara?" "Fortune and glory kid." "Fortune and glory." "Willie quit monkeying around on that thing." "Oh wait a second!" "Indy!" "I can't go to Delhi like this!" "We're not going to Delhi doll." "We're going to Pankot Palace." "Pankot?" "!" "I can't go to Pankot!" "I'm a singer." "Oh I need to call my agent." "Is there a phone?" "Anybody I need a phone!" "Eww!" "Oh quit complaining." "This is expensive stuff." "You come to America with me and we get job in circus." "You like that?" "You like America?" "You're my best friend." "You're my best friend." "Ooh what big birds!" "Those aren't big birds sweetheart." "They're giant vampire bats." "Bats?" "Oh pipe down you big baboon." "This doesn't hurt." "You know what you really need?" "You really need a bath." "Ha-ha very funny." "Very funny." "Very funny." "All wet." "I was happy in Shanghai." "I had a little house..." "and a garden." "My friends were rich." "We went to parties all the time in limousines." "I hate being outside!" "I'm a singer!" "I could lose my voice!" "I think we'll camp here tonight." "Cut it out." "What do you got?" "Two sixes." "Aha-ha three aces." "I win." "Two more game I have all your money." "Ha ha ha!" "It's poker Shorty anything can happen." "Where did you find your uh little bodyguard?" "I didn't find him I caught him." "What?" "Shorty's family were killed when the Japanese bombed Shanghai." "He's been living on the streets since he was four." "I caught him trying to pick my pocket didn't I short stuff?" "Biggest trouble with her is the noise." "Hey!" "You cheat Dr. Jones." "You cheat!" "What do you mean?" "You take four card." " You pay now." " Oh they were stuck together." "No stuck." "No mistake." "They were stuck together." "It's a mistake." "I'm very little." "You cheat very big." "Dr. Jones you cheat!" "You pay money." "You owe me ten cent." "Look at this." "Look at this." "You accuse me of cheating." "You're cheating." "You make me poor." "No fun." "Play with you no fun." " I quit." " I quit too." "Oh this place is completely surrounded." "The entire place is crawling with living things." "That's why they call it the jungle sweetheart." "Oh my God what else is out there?" "Willie wait..." "Oh!" "Willie Willie..." "What is that?" "Is that short for something?" ""Willie" is my professional name Indiana." "Hey lady you call him Dr. Jones." "My professional name." "Why are you dragging us off to this deserted palace?" "Fortune and glory?" "Fortune and glory." "Well... this is a piece of an old manuscript." "This pictograph represents Sankara a priest." "Scram." "Gentle." "Gentle." "This is hundreds of years old." "Is that some kind of writing?" "Yeah it's Sanskrit." "Cut it out." "It's part of the legend of Sankara." "He climbs Mount Kalisa where he meets Siva the Hindu god." "That's Siva?" "And what's he handing the priest?" "Rocks." "Stop." "He told him to go forth and combat evil." "And to help him he gave him five sacred stones with magical properties." "Magic rocks?" "My grandpa was a magician." "He spent his entire life with a rabbit in his pocket and pigeons up his sleeves." "He made a lot of children happy and died a very poor man." "Magic rocks." "Fortune and glory." "Sweet dreams Dr. Jones." "Where are you going?" "I'd sleep closer if I were you." "For safety's sake." "Dr. Jones I'd be safer sleeping with a snake." "I said cut it out!" "I hate that elephant." "Indy look!" "I see it Shorty." "That's it:" "Pankot Palace." "Dr. Jones what you look at?" "Don't come up here." "No!" "No no no no!" "Don't leave!" "No!" "No no no no no!" "Oh baby elephant stay here!" "Oh no!" "Indy!" "They're stealing our rides!" "We walk from here." "Hello." "I should say you look rather lost." "But then I cannot imagine where in the world the three of you would look at home." "We're not lost." "We're on our way to Delhi." "This is Miss Scott." "This is Mr. Round." "Short Round." "My name is Indiana Jones." "Dr. Jones the eminent archaeologist?" "Hard to believe isn't it?" "Ah." "I remember first hearing your name when I was up at Oxford." "Oh." "I'm Chattar Lal Prime Minister to His Highness the Maharaja of Pankot." "I'm enchanted." "Enchanted." "Thank you very much." "Thank you very much." "Welcome to Pankot Palace!" "Enchanted huh?" "Shorty where's my razor?" "We are fortunate tonight to have so many unexpected visitors." "This is Captain Blumburtt." "11th Poona Rifles." "And you sir are Dr. Jones I presume." "I am Captain." "Captain Blumburtt and his troops are on a routine inspection tour." "The British find it amusing to inspect us at their convenience." "I do hope sir that it's not uh inconvenient to you uh... sir." "The British worry so about their empire." "Makes us all feel like well-cared-for children." "Ah... you look beautiful." "I think the maharaja is swimming in loot." "Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea coming here after all." "You look like a princess." "Mr. Lal what do they call the maharaja's wife?" "His Highness has not yet taken a wife." "How interesting." "Well uh maybe it's because he hasn't found the right woman." "His Supreme Highness guardian of Pankot tradition the Maharaja of Pankot" "Zalim Singh." "That's the maharaja?" "A kid?" "!" "Maybe he like older women." "Captain Blumburtt was just telling me something of the interesting history of the palace... the importance it played in the mutiny." "It seems the British never forget the Mutiny of 1857." "Yes well you know I think there are other events... before the mutiny going back a century back to the time of Clive..." "that are more interesting." "And what events are those Dr. Jones?" "Well if memory serves me correctly this area this province was the center of activity for the Thuggee." "Ah!" "Snake..." "Surprise." "What's the surprise?" "Dr. Jones you know perfectly well the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century." "Yes of course." "The Thuggee was an obscenity that worshipped Kali with human sacrifices." "The British Army nicely did away with them." "Well I suppose stories of the Thuggee die hard." "There are no stories anymore." "I'm not so sure." "We came from a small village." "The peasants there told us" "Pankot Palace was growing powerful again because of some ancient evil." "Village stories Dr. Jones." "They're just fear and folklore." "You're beginning to worry Captain Blumburtt." "I'm not worried Mr. Prime Minister just uh... just um interested." "Ah..." "What?" "You are not eating?" "I had bugs for lunch." "Give me your hat." "Why?" "'Cause I'm gonna puke in it." "Oh!" "You know the villagers also told us" "Pankot Palace had taken something." "Dr. Jones in our country it's not usual for a guest to insult his host." "I'm sorry." "I thought we were talking about folklore." "Excuse me sir do you have anything simple like soup?" "What exactly was it they say was stolen?" "A sacred rock." "Ha!" "You see Captain a rock!" "Ah!" "Ah..." "Something connected... the villagers' rock and the old legend of the Sankara Stones." "Dr. Jones we are all vulnerable to vicious rumors." "I seem to remember that in Honduras you were accused of being a grave robber rather than an archaeologist." "Well the newspapers greatly exaggerated the incident." "And wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut your head off if you ever returned to his country?" "No it wasn't my head." "Then your hands perhaps." "No it wasn't my hands it was my... my misunderstanding." "Exactly what we have here Dr. Jones." "I have heard the evil stories of the Thuggee cult." "I thought the stories were told to frighten children." "Later I learnt the Thuggee cult was once real and did of unspeakable things." "I am ashamed of what happened here so many years ago and I assure you this will never happen again in my kingdom." "If I offended you... then I am sorry." "Ah dessert!" "Chilled monkey brains." "Uh I think I'll just check on Willie." "That's all you better do." "Tell me later what happened." "Am-scray." "Ah." "I've got something for you." "There's nothing you have that I could possibly want." "Right." "Oh." "Mmm mmm mmm." "Mmm." "Oh you're a very nice man." "Maybe you could be my palace slave." "Wear your jewels to bed Princess?" "Yeah." "And nothing else." "That shock you?" "Nothing shocks me." "I'm a scientist." "So as a scientist you do a lot of research?" "Always." "And what sort of research would you do on me?" "Nocturnal activities." "You mean like what sort of cream I put on my face at night what position I like to sleep in?" "Mating customs." "Love rituals?" "Primitive sexual practices." "So you're an authority in that area?" "Years of fieldwork." "Oh." "I don't blame you for being sore at me." "I can be hard to handle." "I've had worse." "But you'll never have better." "I don't know." "As a scientist I don't want to prejudice my experiment." "I'll let you know in the morning." "Why you conceited ape." "I'm not that easy." "I'm not that easy either." "Trouble with you is Willie you're too used to getting your own way." "And you're just too proud to admit that you're crazy about me Dr. Jones." "If you want me Willie you know where you can find me." "Five minutes." "You'll be back over here in five minutes." "I'll be asleep in five minutes." "Five." "You know it and I know it." "Five minutes." "Four and a half." ""Palace slave."" ""Nocturnal activities."" "I'm a "conceited ape"?" ""I'll tell you in the morning."" "I can't believe it." "He's not coming." "She's not coming." "She's not coming." "I can't believe I'm not going." "Indiana Jones!" "This is one night you'll never forget!" "This is the night" "I slipped right through your fingers!" "Sleep tight... and pleasant dreams!" "I could have been your greatest adventure." "Dr. Jones your whip!" " Shorty..." " Huh?" "Turn off the switch." "Oh Indy." "Oh be gentle with me." "Be gentle with me." "But I'm here." "There's nobody here." "No I'm here." "Indy you're acting awfully strange." "Hey I'm right here." ""Follow in the footsteps of Siva."" "What does that mean?" ""Do not betray these truths."" "Shorty go get our stuff." "Stay behind me Short Round." "Step where I step and don't touch anything." "I step where you step." "I touch nothing." "Indy!" "I step on something." "Yeah there's something on the ground." "Feel like step on fortune cookies." "It's not fortune cookies." "Let me take a look." "That's no cookies." "It's all right." "I got him." "Ow!" "Go." "There go." "Stop." "Look just stand up against the wall will you?" "You say to stand against the wall!" "I listen to what you say!" "Not my fault!" "Not my fault!" "Willie get down here!" "We're in trouble!" "Willie!" "Willie!" "Bet I get all dirty again." " Willie get down here!" " Not my fault!" "We're in trouble!" "Trouble?" "Trouble?" "What sort of?" "This is serious!" "There are two dead people down here!" "There're going to be two dead people in here!" "Hurry!" "I've almost had enough of you two." "Willie!" "What's the rush?" "!" "It's a long story Willie." "Hurry or you don't get to hear it." "Ooh God what is this?" "Indy what is this?" "I can't see a thing!" "Hurry!" "All right!" "Oh I broke a nail." "Uh..." "Uh..." "Willie hurry!" "They're in my hair!" "Aw shut up Willie!" "Indy let me in!" "No let us out!" "Let me in!" "Let us out!" "Shut up!" "I'm down here!" "They're all over me!" "There's got to be a fulcrum release lever somewhere." "What?" "!" "A handle that opens the door." " Go on!" " They're just just square holes!" "Go to the right hole." "Hurry Willie!" "Ooh..." "The other one!" "The other right." "Your other right!" "The one on your right!" "Oh there's slime inside!" "I can't do it." "You can do it." "Feel inside." "Okay." "You feel inside!" "Do it now!" "Okay!" "Ooh!" "Ew!" "Willie we are going to die!" "It's soft." "It's moving!" "Got it!" "Get 'em off of me!" "Get 'em off of me!" "They're all over me!" "Get 'em off me!" "Huh?" "No!" "It wasn't me!" "It's her!" "Huh?" "!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Move!" "Come on move!" "Come on!" "It's a Thuggee ceremony." "They're worshipping Kali." "Have you ever seen anything like this before?" "Nobody's seen this for a hundred years." "Kali Ma." "Kali Ma..." "Kali Ma!" "He's still alive." "Kali Ma." "That's the rock they took from the village." "It's one of the Sankara Stones." "Why they glow like that?" "Shh shh." "The legend says when the rocks are brought together the diamonds inside them will glow." "Diamonds?" "Diamonds." " Diamonds!" " Shh." "Diamonds." "Hey hey." "Look I want you two to stay up here and keep quiet." "Shorty you keep an eye on her." "Why where are you going?" "Down there." "Down there?" "!" "Are you crazy?" "!" "I'm not leaving here without the stones." "You could get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!" "Maybe." "But not today." "Be careful." "Where's he going?" "Let me go...!" "Run Willie!" "Run!" "Dr. Jones!" "I keep telling you you listen me more you live longer." "Please let me die." "I pray to Siva" ""Let me die" but I do not." "Now... now the evil of Kali take me." "How?" "They will make me drink the blood of the Kali." "Then I'll fall into the black sleep of the Kali Ma." "What is that?" "We become like them." "We'll be alive but like a nightmare." "You drink blood you not wake up from nightmare." "You were caught trying to steal the Sankara Stones." "There were five stones in the beginning." "Over the centuries they were dispersed by wars sold off by thieves like you." "Thieves like me huh?" "Ha!" "Still missing two." "A century ago when the British raided this temple and butchered my people a loyal priest hid the last two stones down here in the catacombs." "So that's what you've got these slaves digging for huh?" "They're innocent children." "They dig for the gems to support our cause." "They also search for the last two stones." "Soon we will have all the five Sankara Stones and the Thuggees will be all powerful." "What a vivid imagination." "You... don't believe me?" "You will Dr. Jones." "You will become... a true believer." "Hi." "Dr. Jones!" "Don't drink... it's bad!" "Don't drink!" "Spit it out!" "Dr. Jones..." "You dare not do that." "Leave him alone you bastards!" "The British in India will be slaughtered." "Then we will overrun the Muslims." "Then the Hebrew God will fall." "And then the Christian God will be cast down and forgotten." "Soon Kali Ma will rule the world." "Dr. Jones..." "Kali Ma protects us." "We are her children." "We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh..." "What are you doing?" "!" "...and blood." "Your friend has seen..." "and she has heard." "Now she will not talk." "I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back." "Indy!" "For God sakes help me!" "Wh-What's the matter with you?" "No... no." "Come." "Come." "Indiana..." "Indiana... help us." "Please snap out of it." "You're not one of them." "You're not one of them." "Please come back to us." "Don't leave me." "No!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Are you mad?" "!" "Oh..." "Oh this can't be happening this can't be happening." "Wake up Willie wake up." "No!" "No!" "No...!" "No!" "No no no!" "Wake up Dr. Jones wake up!" "Dr. Jones!" "Indy I love you." "Wake up Indy!" "Wake up!" "You're my best friend!" "Wake up Indy!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "He's mine!" "I'm all right kid." "Mola Ram!" "Give me some slack!" "Willie Willie wake up!" "Willie Willie it's me!" "I'm back!" "Oh Indy." "Indy... my friend." "I'm sorry kid." "Indy... now let's get out of here." "Right." "All of us." "No!" "I've got to save him!" "He can take care of himself." "He needs me." "I've got to save Indy!" "Okay save him." "Drop him down!" "I kill you!" "Drop him down!" "Whoa!" "What's the matter with him?" "Here." "Try this." "Go Indy!" "It was the Black Sleep of Kali." "Short Round!" "Quit fooling around with that kid!" "Get down in the cart now!" "Okeydokey Indy!" "Please listen." "To get out you must take the left tunnel." "Thank you." "Shorty!" "Quit stalling!" "Come on Indy!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Shorty look out!" " Come on!" " Indy!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Hurry up!" "Indy take the left tunnel!" "The left tunnel!" "No Indy!" "You missed it!" "Left tunnel!" "We got company!" "Stop." "Let her go!" " Let go of the brake." " What?" "What?" "Let her go." "Our only chance is to outrun them." " Shorty?" " Huh?" "Come up here and take the brake." "Watch it on the curves or we'll fly right off the track." "Okay." "Yay!" "What are you doing?" "Short cut." " Yes Indy." " Short cut." "Watch it!" "Indy help!" " Hang on!" " Indy!" "Pull him in." "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Let go of him!" "No!" "No!" "Pull him in!" " I'll catch him!" " No!" "Duck!" "All right." " What?" " Brakes." "Brakes." "Slow us down." "Okay." "Uh-oh." "Big mistake." "Big mistake Indy." "Figures." "We're going too fast!" "Too fast!" "We're going to crash!" "Water water water!" "Oh look!" "Look there!" " Water!" " Fire!" "You're on fire!" "Water water!" "Look..." "Water water." "Water water." "Come on..." "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Run run!" "Willie look out!" "No!" "Head for the bridge." "Go!" "Come on Willie this way." "Oh God." "Come on let's go." "Strong bridge." "Come on let's go." "Strong bridge." "Look... strong wood." "Come on!" "Look!" "Shorty!" "Help!" "I'm falling down." "Help!" "Not very funny." "Back!" "Welcome." "Ow!" "Let her go Mola Ram." "You are in a position unsuitable to give orders." "Watch your back!" "You want the stones let 'em go." "Let her go!" "Drop them Dr. Jones." "They will be found." "You won't." "Indy!" "Behind you!" "Oh shit." "Go on." "Go." "Go on!" "Go on!" "That way." "Shorty..." "Hang on lady." "We going for a ride." "Oh my God!" "Oh my God." "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Is he nuts?" "He no nuts." "He's crazy." "Mola Ram prepare to meet Kali... in hell." "What are you doing?" "!" "You fool!" "Indy cover your heart!" "Cover your heart!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God." " Look out!" " No!" "No!" "Hurry!" "Let's go!" "The stones are mine!" "You've betrayed Siva." "You betrayed Siva." "You betrayed Siva!" "Well it's about time." "Hold your fire." "We know you are coming back when life return to our village." "Now you can see the magic of the rock you bring back." "Yes I understand its power now." "You could've kept it." "Ah what for?" "They'd just put it in a museum." "It'd be another rock collecting dust." "But then it would've given you your fortune and glory." "Anything could happen." "It's a long way to Delhi." "No thanks." "No more adventures with you Dr. Jones." "Sweetheart after all the fun we've had together?" "If you think I'm going to Delhi with you or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into after all the trouble you've gotten me into think again buster!" "I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits!" "This is not my idea of a swell time!" "Excuse me sir." "I need a guide to Delhi." "If you could..." "Oh..." "Very funny." "Very funny." "Uh-oh."