"South Park Season 12 Episode 2" "Live from chicago illinois,it's decision 2008." "Good evening,welcome to the political debate between hillary rodham clinton and barack obama." "First question,how do you see yourself as different from your opponent." "Dad,can we please not watch this?" "This is important,stanley." "You boys should care about this stuff." "Yeah,but we totally don'T." "You boys are going to sit and watch this." "This is what really matters." "So,mr.O'leary bam ma --obama why don't you tell us your stance on military spending." "My opinion is that " "We interrupt this for an emergency news bulletin." "It's britney watch." "Keeping you up to date on all of your britney spears news." "What's she done now?" "She is been spotted camping in the colorado mountains." "One report claims she has taken a piss in the forest." "Robert pooner has more." "Ron,I am standing in south mark, colorado where britney spears has been try to go get away from it all." "Dude,that's our town." "Mrs.Spears was spotted at a mountain campground." "You won't believe what she did,ron." "The troubled diva took a piss right on a lady bug." "We have blurred out parts of the photo so that it doesn't offend." "She is such a train wreck." "When the photo is enhanced,ron,you can see the poor little lady bug getting dowsed." "This must be very embarrassing for britney that this photo got out,bob." "She looks like she is gained weight." "That's right,ron,she really chubbed up." "If you zoom in on her face you can see she is got some zits." "Poor girl." "Sharon,britney peaed on a lady bug." "The photograph was taken by brian willis who sold it to thirty one news for $100,000." "$100,000?" "That's enough to buy slaves." "Britney is said to be hiding out in a south park motel." "Now back to the super stupid democratic debates." "And spears chuckers." "did you hear that?" "$100,000 for a picture of britney and she is at a hotel in our town." "It's got to be the comfort inn." "That's the nicest po tell in -- hotel in south park." "hang on fellas" "Don't you think she is been through enough?" "Maybe it's time for us to leave her alone." "Don't be such a pussy." "Okay." "100,000 for a picture of britney peeing on a lady bug." "Image what her crapping ob a squirrel would be worth." "They are try to go make an easy buck." "Oh,no." "Excuse us.We are try to go get a picture of britney spears." "join the club" "Yeah,all you amateur photographers are making it tougher on the professionals." "We are professionals,too,you (bleep) butt hole." "Nobody goes up stairs." "We have special permission." "Don't you recognize us?" "We are britney spears' kids." "You are?" "Not me,i am a squirrel." "But now everybody thinks I hate lady bugs." "I didn't even know it was there." "I can't take it any more." "I am just so " "Excuse me mrs.Spears but your kids are here and they have brought you a squirrel." "My boys?" "Really?" "Send them in.It's okay." "My kids are here.I feel better now." "We did it,guys." "I told you that would work." "Yeah,all right." "You mean it was just a joke?" "My kids ain't here?" "Go get next to her." "I ain'ted doing it." "We tricked her and it wasn't nice." "If you want your share of the $100,000 or not." "You are never going to leave me alone are you?" "It ain't right to take advantage of somebody no matter who they are." "We don't need you butters." "We just picture her of doing something else Alright lady, just flash your crotch or something." "I have got a better idea." "You do?" "Yeah." "No!" "You killed her." "Hey,everything all right?" "Oh." "We should have just left her alone." "We just had to push her." "How could we know she would -- oh,we suck so hard." "She is alive." "Whew." "Thank god." "But we almost lost her." "Why couldn't you boys just leave her alone." "Doctor,could we talk to her for a moment." "I don't want you making her upset." "We don't want to upset her." "We want to tell her we are sorry." "All right." "ms.Spears these boys wanted to say something." " Oh my god." " Oh,NO" "The boyss are just shocked at how good you look,britney." "Right,boys?" "Yeah." "It's not even noticeable." "Groo well I'll let your boys have your say" "Ms.Spears we are really sorry for making you want to kill yourself." "Oh,god,what have we done?" "It's britney watch keeping you up to date on all of your britney spears news." "You won't believe what britney has done now." "The troubled pop star has been spot withed a crazy no top of my head look." "This picture was taken hours ago when she was wheeled into the hospital for some reason." "If we zoom into the footage you can see a boob job scar." "No doubt now she is had plastic surgery in the past." "That's not got to be embarrassing." "Any word why she went for the radical no top of the head look." "No word yet,but it could be over the embarrassment of the boob scar video we showed just now even though the timing doesn't quite workout." "Over here." "She can't handle any stress right now." "I am britney spears manager." "Oh,geez,britney." "Britney,what were you thinking?" "First you shaver your head now this." "Well it's a balancey new balances ballsy new look i will give you that." "She got to take her out of here." "She can't be around this right now." "right we need to take her home" "Boys will you give me a hand with her?" "Yes,of course." "Okay,come on." "My car is right here." "Hey,look." "There she is." "It's like this all of the time." "Thank youyou" "Look,we feel really bad." "We want to help britney however we can." "That's great,boys." "Britney really seems to have taken a like to go you." "Don't worry,britney is a queen at re-inventing herself." "We need to get her into the recording studio right away." "What?" "Britney take it from the top." "Remember to bring that sexiness to it." "Excuse me.Is this really what you think she should be doing right now?" "Britt,let's try it from the top." "She must be stoned." "Would you put a stop to this,please?" "This is only going to make things worse." "What do you mean she sounds great." "That last lyric is supposed to be love elation." "Sounds more like you are saying love creation." "Elation,really annunciate the L." "She is so stupid." "What do you expect she doesn't have most of her brain." "I know she is really dumb." "I mean literally she doesn't have most of her brain her head is gone and she's all fat" "Live from las vegas it's the mtv video music awards." "Whassup ya'll it's the mtv awards and we are kickin' it off right." "Here to perform her new song it's the one and only britney spears." "Oh,come on now,people." "Oh my goD.She is really gotten chubby." "Oh,man,she is totally lip synching." "She doesn't have any lips." "Disaster at the mtv awards." "People are ridiculing britney spears." "Her performance was awful,she looked tired,she looked fat,she didn't have ahead." "It was completely phoned in." "No doubt that girl has major issues." "Don't listen to them,brit,they are all jealous." "We can put you on slim fast tomorrow." "Hang on,hang on,she will be out in a minute." "We have to get her away from all of this,dude." "People just aren't going to let up." "We have to take her somewhere to just be at peace." "Where in the world can britney spears go where nobody will bother her?" "I know where." "We want three tickets to the north pole." "The north pole." "Who the hell goes to the north pole." "We do,me,my friend and his aunt." "It's britney,wow." "A distraught britney spears has apparently disappeared and abandoned those close to her." "A local housewife caught a photo of britney running away in this dizzy guys." "She is upset about her mtv performance,ron,so she is become desperate." "Most troubling is the fact that her december guys has tote -- disguise has total camel toe." "Ouch." "This seems like a really bad camel toe offense." "Major camel toe." "She seems oblivious." "She was bound to get noticed you walk around with that kind of cam toe you are going to turn heads." "Any idea as to how big the camel toe was?" "She was sport and toe like never before,brian." "I don't know what was wrong with that girl but it's a slap in the face to camels all over the planet." "Those close to britney say they are worried and want to bring her home safe." "Now back to the news." "The giant squirrel picked up by animal control apparently thinks it's a person." "Colorado officials has taken it to johns hopkins for psychiatric evaluation." "That squirrel is obviously nuts." "Must be on the other side of the station." "There she is." "It's britney." "No,no." "Dude ksdude,they are never going to let us through." "Yes,they arE.I have an idea." "Britney,where did she go?" "There she is." "Britney!" "It's okay." "You will be at the north pole soon." "There she is.Hey,britney,it's me." "britney,it's over." "What were you running from anyway." "Hey,wait *** ***all righght." "She must be back at the train a minute." "Every -- wait a minute." "You guys stop." "Yoyoyoyoyocan't you see she is not in a position to handle this crap any more?" "I know watching celebrities go down can be fun me and my friends were just as guilty as all of you." "Maybe,just maybe it's time to let this one go, just this one" "son you don't seem to understand has to die." "Huh?" "What do you think all of this effort has beeeen for?" "It cannot be stopped." "The purpose is too great." "She must die." "He was tired and hungry." "He knew to get britney spears safe he had to go to the north poll." "You doing okay mrs.Spears?" "It's her." "I am sure it's her." "Looks just like the picture." "You want me to what?" "Yes,i understand." "I am bob summer." "So happy you ticked our -- picked our little town." "What's going on?" "Why do you want britney spears to die?" "We don't want her to die." "We all simply need her to." "Do you understand?" "No." "Look,kid,throughout history people have found it necessary to engage in human sacrifice." "In ancient times humans would commonly pick one lovely girl, adorn her with jewels treat her like a goddess and then watch her die." "We like to think we are more civilized now but the truth is our lust for torture and death is no different than what was it gladiator times." "Only difference is now we like to watch people put to death through magazines and photographs." "It's a damn shame,too." "Old ways were better." "Used to be we picked somebody by lottery and stone them to death." "Stone to go death was too violent." "Rather have the sacrifice kill itself." "You mean everybody has been wanting britney spears to kill herself?" "Britney was chosen a long time ago to be built up and adorned and sacrificed for harvest." "All right.Everyone is about here." "Who is everyone." "Who all was in ob this?" "Hey,where are we?" "This isn't right." "Right over here mS.Spears." "Come on britney." "Come on." "Mom,dad." "They are going to kill her." "They are going to ksh ksh wait,what are you doing here?" "It's okay,kyle,just be a good boy." "Be a good good boy?" "You know all about this?" "Kyle,what the beep is going on now?" "This is built up to be a sacrifice." "For what?" "For harvest,stanley." "Same as we have always done." "Sacrifice in march corn have plenty starch." "Corn harvest." "We hadn't told but it stanley, because we like to wait until kids are a little older to talk to them about things like condoms and ritualistic sacrifice for harvest." "Enough already." "This has gone on long enough." "The kid is right." "This has gone on too long." "Yeah,she was supposed to have killed herself a long time ago." "Harvest is coming soon." "All right,folks,let's finish this quickly." "No,wait." "Come on,hurry up." "I can't ruN.you go ahead,I'll catch up with you." "Here,davey." "Hold on." "She is dead." "Well,I think it's time for to us leave the poor girl alone." "Morning,bill." "Morning,joe." "Nice looking corn." "Hey,sharon,randy,great harvest,huh?" "Incredible harvest." "Some of the best corn I have seen in years." "The young girl has really taken the country by storm." "Hannah montana's miley cyrus only 15 years old is already on her way to being a major super star." "Looks like next harvest will be even better." "South Park Season 12 Episode 2"