"For the love of Gingy!" "Make it stop!" "I can't get it out of my head!" "# Yo ho lay dee odl lee ho Lay dee odl ay... #" "Olé!" "Honey, are you OK?" "I've never heard you scream like that before." "Yeah, what's the matter with you, man?" "What kind of person screams when they see singing' nuns?" "It's Halloween for Pete's sake." "That's not the kinda thing I want to see tonight." "OK, fine, Mr. King of Halloween." "What did you want to see tonight?" "Oh, I don't know, something with mummies!" "Or a man-eating plant." "At least a zombie or two." "Zombies don't know how to lay dee odl lay hee hoo." "That is my point." "Why can we not have both, huh?" "A scary musical." "Yeah, and I know just who's gonna star in it, too." "Now what?" "# It's after midnight #" "# And something grumpy's a- headed up the block #" " I'm calling a taxi." " I got rhythm." "# It's such a big fright #" "# That your heart is gonna stop from all the shock #" "I hate it when you do this." "# You close your eyes #" "# And hope that smell's just your imagination #" "Will you make him stop?" "# Nasty surprise #" "# You hold your breath and wait for it to pass #" "Don't be an ass." " Right, boss." " Shrek." "You think that's good, you should hear my Tito." "We've talked about this." "You know how I feel about spontaneous musical outbursts." "# Darkness falls across the land #" "# The midnight hour is close at hand #" "# Creatures crawl in search of blood #" "# To terrorize your neighborhood #" "# And whosoever shall be found #" "# Without the soul for getting down #" "# Must stand and face the hounds of hell #" "# And rot inside a corpse's shell #" "# And though you fight to stay alive #" "# Your body starts to shiver #" "# For no mere mortal can resist #" "# The evil of the thriller #" " Now this is Halloween." " Man, oh, man." "Me and my big mouth." "I knew I should've stayed home tonight." "Oh, it's you again." "Fiona, time to go." "Ah!" "Puss." "Donkey!" "Oh, no!" "Not this!" "Not dancing!" "All right, that's enough." "# You're trapped in thriller Here tonight #" "# Your brain may say it's wrong, but... #" "# In your heart you know it's right #" " # To love the thriller # - # Woo hoo #" "# You can't fight #" "# You'll dance all through the night #" "# Nothing but... thriller... thriller #" " # Thriller #" " All right." "Give me that, you!" "# Through the night #" "# It will thrill you more #" "# Than any ogre'd ever dare try #" "# Thriller #" "# And though you might #" "# Try running' for your life You're stuck in... thriller #" " # Chiller # - # Killer #" "# What delight #" "Ooh, I'm going to be sore in the morning." "Oh, no." "Oh, come on now, Puss." "Fiona." "Donkey, it's me!" "What is..." "Oh..." " Please, tell me it's over." " Over?" "Sweetie, you slept through the previews." "That's right, for the next three hours, you're looking at nothing but children and puppets and nuns." "Oh, my!" "No!" "Run!" "Run for your life!" "Oh!" "Keep away!" " Take it!" " Keep away!" " Take all of it!" " The monster took my shoe!" "Candy!" "Yay." "Treats." "I love treats." " Felicia." " Hi, daddy!" "That was a nice grip you had on that big fat kid." "Farkle, excellent work with your teeth." " Fergus, my lad..." " Daddy, daddy, daddy." "You're gonna have to work on your timing." "All in all, not bad for your first Halloween." "They're growing up so fast." "And look who got her first clump of hair!" "Oh, did you see?" "Farkle got him in the ankle." " What about little Fergus?" " Nothing yet." "Oh, that's all right, sweetie." "Mommy didn't get a scare this year either." "Fear not, my love." "The night is still young." "Hold the phone." "Who left the door open?" "You don't think... someone's inside?" "Now, who'd be stupid enough to break into an ogre's house?" " Aah!" " Aah!" "Booo!" "Oh, wow..." "Terrifying." "I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now." "Happy Halloween, everyone." "Oh, man." "You said this was gonna scare 'em!" "Hey!" "I worked hard on this costume!" "Oops." "Heh heh!" "Admit it, Shrek." "Weren't you even a little bit scared?" "Donkey, ogres don't get scared." "We do the scaring." "And that's why we're the kings of Halloween." "I bet we can find something that will scare the pants off of you!" " Which would scare me." " Oh, really?" "And what do you have in mind?" "All of us telling scary stories all night long." "There ain't no way you won't be scared!" "Yes!" "Stories to make your blood run cold!" " Yeah!" " Stories to terrify you." " Yeah!" " And whoever shall last through the night shall be named the king of Halloween!" " I accept." " We doubly accept." "Does anyone else want to join our little contest?" " I'm in!" " Ja, wonderbar!" " Huzzah!" " Okay." "I think I'm going to take the kids out and terrify a few more trick or treaters." " Will I see you later?" " The night is young." "Trick or treat." "Ahem." "Ahem!" "I shall begin." "Once upon a midnight dreary..." "There was this crazy albino guy with a hook, and he lived in a mirror!" "And if you even look at him, you'd wake up in bathtub full of ice with your kidneys gone!" "Well..." "Hey, hold on." "I didn't say we were doing this here." " Uh..." "What?" " You named the terms." "I name the place." "Okay, fine." "Where we gonna do this?" " Castle Duloc?" " Oh, ha ha." "Very funny, Shrek." "But this is where Lord Farquaad lived!" "Ja." "Und died." "I heard it's haunted by his ghost!" "If you're all too scared to put on big boy pants and go in," "I'll just claim my winnings and be on my way." "Wait a minute!" "We can last in there just as long as you can." "Fine." "Come on then." "Hold up, Shrek." "You can't just go barging in some creepy, spooky joint like you own the place." "And why not?" "It's not like there's anyone here to stop us." "I still don't know about this, man." "You know..." "Whole creepy house-of-wax vibe goin' on in here." "Look, it's that little thingy you love so much, remember?" "♪ Welcome to Duloc ♪" "♪ It's a creepy town ♪" "♪ What was once pristine ♪" "♪ Now is all rundown ♪" "♪ We will chop off your head ♪" "♪ And then laugh when you're dead ♪" "♪ Duloc is a creepy place ♪" "♪ Come on in, what the heck ♪" "♪ Fall right down, break your...♪" "♪ Face ♪" "♪ Duloc is ♪" "♪ Duloc is ♪" "♪ Duloc is ♪" "♪ A creepy place ♪" "Get out." " Ooh!" "Let's do that again." " No!" "Well, then..." "This ought to be fun." "Pff." "Fun." "Yeah, right." "I find myself agreeing with boss." "This looks to be a very entertaining evening." "You know what, I just figured out what your costume is." "You came as a kiss-up!" "All right, all right." "Buckle up, everybody." "The quicker I scare the wits out of you lot, the sooner I can be home, cozy in my bed." "Unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Pick me, pick me!" "I have a scary story!" "This isn't the one about you getting trapped in the petting zoo again, is it?" " 'Cause that's not scary." " Actually..." "If you look at it from my perspective..." "Hey, guess what, Pinocchio, no one cares!" "Get ready to send these jokers home, Shrek, 'cause I've got a doozy... and it's all true!" "It was a dark and stormy night..." "Gingy?" "My girlfriend kicked me out." "I don't know, something about me being too into myself." "Blah, blah, blah, yack, yack, yack." "You?" "But you are so adorable." "I know!" "That's what I keep telling her!" "I need a good woman, Muffin Man." "Ah." "I can help you, Gingy." " How about this one?" " Aw, I dunno." " You like her, huh?" " Nope." "Weird hair." " How about this one?" " Too skinny." "No!" "Don't like it!" "Okay." "Well, how about this one?" "Yes!" "That's it!" "Ah!" "She's perfect." "The girl of my dreams." "Wait!" "More sugar." "But that is not the recipe." "Trust me, Muffin Man, this girl's gotta be real sweet." "I want someone who will love me forever." "I must warn you, Gingy." "No one has ever made cookies with this much sugar." "You are tampering with forces far beyond your comprehension!" "Just put her in the oven!" "Ah ha ha ha ha!" "Ah ha ha ha..." "Ow!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "Hey." "I get a little privacy?" " Huh?" " Take a hike." "Oh, oui." "Oh, my gosh, I'm in love!" "A cookie angel." "Wow!" "And you're hot too!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Oh..." "I guess it didn't work." "Ha ha!" "Gingy, is it you?" "The one I was made for?" "Oh, we'll be together forever." "Sweet!" "♪ I can't see me ♪" "♪ Loving nobody but you ♪" "♪ For all my life ♪" "♪ When you're with me ♪" "♪ Baby, the skies'll be blue ♪" "♪ For all my life ♪" "♪ Me and you and you and me ♪" "♪ No matter how they toss the dice ♪" "♪ It had to be ♪" "♪ The only one for me is you and you for me ♪" "♪ So happy together ♪" " Are ya happy, Gingy?" " You bet!" "The time since I met you has been the best... 7 1/2 minutes of my life." "Good!" "Because this is only the beginning." "I'm going to love you and hold you and feed you and dress you" " and cling to you..." " Yeah..." "Hang on to you and smother you with my love." " Yeah..." " Forever and ever and ever" " and ever and ever..." " You know, it's gettin' a little stuffy in here." "You know, I might go get some air." "Oh, no, you don't." "Oh, no..." "Not without your umbrella." " Come on!" " Here, let me get that." "Wait for me!" "Sugar, could you just do me one small, little teensy favor?" "Anything." "Could you leave me alone for like 30 seconds?" "Anything but that." "You know, I forgot my gumdrop buttons." "Yeah!" "Could you run over there and get 'em for me, please?" "Sure, I can." "I'll be right back." "♪ Gingy, Gingy ♪" "Run, run, run, as fast as you can if you wanna remain a gingerbread man!" "Oh!" " Oh, Gingy." " Whaa..." "I don't understand." " I thought you were happy!" " Oh, well..." "It's all my fault." "I should have tried harder!" "No, no, no!" "Don't try harder!" "Maybe I'm not pretty enough." "I can be pretty... really pretty!" " The girl of your dreams." " Aah!" "Remember?" "Farewell!" "Gingy!" "Let go, Gingy!" "Fall with me... so we can be together forever!" "Here's a thought..." "You let go!" "Together!" "Together fore..." "Boy, what a night!" "I'm so glad that is over with!" "Oh!" "Oh, well." " Nothing lasts forever." " In sports..." "Together forever." "Aah!" "Together forever." "Together forever." "Together forever." "What a nice surprise!" "Together forever." "Together forever." "Together forever." "Together forever." " Hey..." "So what's up?" " Together forever." "I think we both may have said some things I might regret." " Together forever!" " Gosh, your eye is pretty!" "Look, I know you're upset, so..." "Aah!" "Why don't we just sit down... and discuss this?" "Then... they ate me!" "Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee!" "They're gonna do that all the way home." "I..." "I gotta go." "They're my ride." "Wait a minute." "If they ate you, how is it that you're still here?" "Did you not say this was a true story?" "Um..." "You made it up, didn't ya?" "I... hey, look!" "Lord Farquaad's ghost!" "Aah!" "Doody heads!" "And then there were three." "Who else wants to step up?" "I, too, have a terrifying tale to tell." "It was a dark and stormy night!" "Hey... what the..." "And we needed to find us some shelter!" "This is my turn to tell a story." "Hey, hey." "Shh!" "The kindly innkeeper was warm and friendly." "She made me feel all bubbly inside." "My trusty sidekick here would love to freshen up." " Sidekick?" " And I would love some waffles!" "But we are equals." "Oh, man." "Of course we are..." "The noble donkey reassured his clearly inferior sidekick." "I'm getting a little tired of this..." "But before Puss could finish his thought, he decided to take a well-deserved tongue bath." "Wh... wh... wha... wha..." "Well, as long as I am here." "But right then, danger came from behind." "♪ Da-dum, da-dum ♪" "♪ Da-dum, da-dum ♪" "And Puss was never seen again." "Ha ha." "The End." "No!" "That's not how the story goes." "I was well aware of the approaching danger and went for my steel." "Don't worry, little buddy." "I'm here to save you!" "Ohh." "You're killing me." "It was Prince Charming!" "He was packing heat, and he wanted revenge!" "I want revenge!" "He said." "But before anyone could do anything..." "Ba-bam!" "It was awful and it was terrible, and it was really, really scary." "What?" "No!" "Go back!" "Although the charming was fast," "I was swift enough to repel the attack and leap to safety." "Which is exactly what he wanted you to do." "Oh!" "Charming laughed, just like a crazed maniac." "Ha ha ha ha ha." "Whoa-oa-oa!" "No, no, no, no, no." "I'm sorry, but I would never let that happen to me." "Instead, I..." "I..." "I woke up." "Yeah." "That's right!" "It was all a dream." "You mean a nightmare." "You know you're on the ceiling, right?" "I will get you for this." "Oh!" "And then the lights went out." "It was horrible and sad how Puss pleaded for mercy!" "Mercy?" "Please!" "Said Puss with his last dying breath." "But when the lights came back on, it was the donkey who was taking a shower!" "Oh, my goodness!" "Why would I do that?" "Ha ha!" "And right behind you, there was danger!" " Oh, man." " You were paralyzed!" "It was a donkey-eating waffle." "It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge." "I want revenge!" "The donkey ran." "But how far can you run when you are on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?" " No!" " And a sombrero." " No!" " And a coconut brassiere!" "And about to be eaten alive!" "No, please!" "Please, I'll switch to pancakes!" " Aah!" " Num, num, num!" "And the donkey was never seen again." "Hoo hoo hah hah hah hah hah!" "But what Puss didn't know is that right behind him was the one thing he feared more than anything else." " No." "You wouldn't." " I would." " You didn't!" " I did!" "No!" "Anything but that!" "No!" "The End." "I'm pretty sure that's cheating." "Ha." "It worked, didn't it?" "Hmm." "Who's next in our little contest?" "Oh." "Has anyone seen the mice?" "Are we there yet?" " Ha." " Okay." "I think it's time for a story that's actually scary." "Pff." "Yeah, whatever." "Whoop." "Pshh, pshh, pshh." "You had your chance." "Now, then..." "Something beyond comprehension was happening to a little boy on this street... in this house." "A man had come as a last resort." "Because... no one else would go near the place." "Gah!" "I hear you've been expecting me." " You are the..." " That's right." "I am... the babysitter." "Yes, sir, yes, thank goodness you've come." "My boy." "I don't know what's gotten into him." "I've-a never seen anything like it." "Trust me, buddy." "I've got three little ogres at home." "This will be a piece of cake." "Father!" "Father!" "O... kay then." "Look, I'm-a tell you, I tried every trick in the book." " You see?" " "Once Upon a Time-Out"?" "Oh, come on, now." "You're gonna listen to a goose?" "Please, you..." "you don't understand." "It's like he's-a two different people." "What your kid needs is discipline, not a bunch of psychological mumble-jumble." "You just gotta walk in there, look him in the eye, and show him who's..." "Please tell me he's an only child." "Bobba gone fishpeas." "Ba, ba, boo." "Um..." "Hello." "Whoo!" "Well, here's your problem." "His head's not screwed on right." "When you wish upon a star, you get lots of stuff." "Well, I wish for a nice, quiet evening where you go to sleep and I raid the icebox." "Okay." " Ow!" "Ow!" "Oh!" " Hey..." "Ah!" "Oh!" "Ah!" "Mm." "See?" "That was easy." "It's like I always say." "When it comes to good parenting, you have to be fair but firm." "You just show him that you mean business, and he's out of bed again, isn't he?" "You never have this problem with sock puppets." "Aah!" "Oh!" "All right." "What's this all about?" "Voices." " Voices?" " Uh-huh!" "In here!" "Telling me what to do!" "You have voices inside your head." "Sometimes." "And what kind of things do they tell you to do?" "Oh!" "Oh..." "The early bird catches the worm!" "What's gotten into this kid?" "Hey..." "Ow!" "Hey!" "Maybe you sing him a little song." "Come here, y..." "I..." "Do I look like the kind of guy that knows a lullaby?" "Sing!" "♪ Lullaby and good night ♪" "♪ Close your big, creepy eyes ♪" "♪ If you sleep, away I'll creep ♪" "♪ And get out of here alive ♪" "Oh..." "You know, once you get past all the splinters and rope burns, he's actually kinda cute." "Now where did he go?" "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!" "Now, there's something you don't see every day." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Get him off!" "Get him off!" "Aah!" "Ooh..." "Mm..." "Come back here, you!" "I regret nothing!" "Ow!" "Ooh!" "Ah!" "Oh!" "Ah!" "Ooh!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah..." "Ooh..." "Ahh..." "Eew!" "I'm too young to have termites!" "I'm no termite, Pinocchio." "I'm a cricket." "You were the voice in my head this whole time?" "That's right." "I'm the one who was putting all those thoughts in your noggin." "I'm your conscience, and as long as you let me," "I'll always be in..." "The End." "That wasn't me!" "I never had any bugs in my head." "Ha ha." "Ask anyone!" "Okay, then." "Why don't we start by asking..." "your conscience!" "Aah!" "Uh, now who's cheatin'?" "Well, Donkey, looks like it's just you and me." "Go ahead." "There ain't nothing you can say that can scare me." "Yeah, well, I suppose there's nothing left to do but sit here in the dark and wait for the ghost." "Ghost?" "What ghost?" "Farquaad's ghost, of course." "As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly," "I believe you had a hand in his untimely demise." "Hey, man, that was an accident." "And besides, all that ghost stuff is just an urban legend." " You know that!" " Is it?" "Okay, okay." "That's... that's just the wind." "Donkey!" "And apparently, it knows my name!" "That's very funny, Shrek, but I know it's you doing this." "Hey, I..." "I'm standing right here with you, Donkey." "No way!" "This place is not haunted by a ghost!" "And when the sun comes up, Donkey will be the new king of... it's right behind me, isn't it?" "Aah!" " Donkey!" " Oh, my goodness!" "Aah!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "Ah..." "Well, that's what I'd call a knight to remember." "What do you say we scare ourselves up some dinner?" "I'd say..." "Grab the kids, and let's get going." "And that's why we're the kings of Halloween." "He was so scared." "You probably won't see him for a month." "So what else have you got in your bag of tricks?" "Hmm." "I've got seven eggs." "Perfect." "I love this holiday." "Hey!" "I am not happy!" "Did you enjoy your stay in the hospital, Heimlich?" "Not funny." "No more spying on the neighbors, ja?" "You see what kind of trouble it gets you into." "Ja, first it's the poor old lady in the shoe." "Well, I thought I saw something." "You called the police on that poor woman." "And for what?" "She was forcing those children to make shoes. I saw!" "They live in a shoe!" "They were fixing their roof!" "But do you learn?" "No!" "Ja, no!" "Then you are bothering the children, Jack und Jill." " They looked suspicious!" " Ja, ja, ja." "So you still don't learn." "Next, you are climbing up on the roof to see something." "I tell you I see something, und I think it's a UFO!" "Ja, it was only the cow jumping over the moon." "Ja, so why is the dish running away with the spoon?" "It's like talking to the brick house." "Ooh, what is going on over there?" "When did we get the new neighbor?" " Wait!" "Wait!" "I thought I saw something!" " Nein!" "No more of this snoopy-spy nonsense." "You're going to sit right here und not bother the neighbors." "Now you behave,ja?" "Ja." "Nein. I will behave." "This little piggy is all good." "Tell me I am not seeing things." "I know what I see." "Very suspicious." "If I have to sit here all night, I will see something." "I have the eye of the eagle." "I miss nothing." "What is that?" "!" "Heimlich, are you crazy?" "There's something going on in that house!" "See for yourself and then call me crazy." "Hi." " Ja, you are crazy." " What?" "Give me that!" " He is a maniac!" " Halt!" "Enough!" "We are going over there und we will prove, once and for all, to this little piggy there's nothing going on!" "Ja, und when we return we will make with the "l told you so."" "Horst!" "Horst, look out!" "Look behind you!" "Oh, Gott!" "Oh, my stars, another little piggy!" "What do you want from me?" "I want you for dinner." "Buckle up, buttercup." "Why is it always the screaming with you?" "Oh, are you going to eat this?" " What's going on here?" " Dinner." "Oh,ja." "The fräulein makes the best everything." "But what about..." "You guys didn't see me doing anything weird, did you?" "You were acting like the cuckoo without the clock." "You buried a box of knives in the ground." "You turned into this big fat lady and cooked us food." "Yeah, that one." "You guys better get out of here." " But everything is so delicious." " Ja." " Ja." " No, trust me." "You guys don't wanna be here for my main course, stuffed piggies in a blanket!" " l told you I saw something!" " Come back!" "I'm really sorry that you can't stay for dinner!" " Wait for me, you swine!" " Move faster, Heimi!" "This is just awkward." "Come back!" "Keep running." "Come back!" "Just keep running." "Greetings, fellow Halloweeners." "I just said "weeners."" "B.O.B.!" "I just said "weeners."" "Tonight's story is a tale so scary, so horrifying, so shocking, so, so..." "so full of vegetables..." " B.O.B., stick to the script!" " Oh, right." "It all started with a spooky spaceship, mutant pumpkins and monsters saving the day!" "But that was only the beginning." "So sit back and get ready for a story that is guaranteed to give you nightmares." "OK, wrap it up." "Come on, kids!" "Time for the costume contest." "The winner gets their weight in candy!" "Avast ye, scallywags." "That booty shall be mine!" "Now it's booty time!" "Hey!" "Me timbers being shivered." "Come on, B.O.B., that candy was for the contest." "But it all tastes so good." "But it all tastes so..." "Hello?" "Hello..." "Who's there?" "I've got a Nutter Buddy Butter Bar, and I'm not afraid to use it!" "Carrot!" "Whoa, kid, that is one scary costume." "For a minute there, I thought you were a real carrot." "And carrots really creep me out." "Like that!" "That was creepy." "You are a shoo-in to win that costume contest." "Kids today and their papier-mâché." "Hello." " Mr. Murphy?" " That carrot made Carl a zombie!" "Creepy carrot!" "Danger!" "Danger!" " lt's alive!" "It's a living carrot." " l know, right?" " l totally freaked out the same way." " Giddyap!" "Kid, you are killing with that costume." " l'm getting out of here!" " Doc, how could you do this?" "Worst party ever!" " He was..." "He was just a..." " Mutant zombie carrot." "It must've been contaminated by one of the alien pumpkins." "No!" "And apparently the curse can be broken by eliminating the infected carrot." "And that one carrot could've infected our brains and transformed us all into slack-jawed walking vegetables." " Doc?" " Whoa!" " Kind of like that." " Everyone, run!" "Oh, man. I don't wanna be a zombie." "What are we gonna do?" "Well, we definitely know that we shouldn't blast them with this scanner." "I definitely just blasted you with this scanner!" "I love this thing!" "Back!" "Stay back." " B.O.B.!" " Thank me later!" " No!" " Bang, bang, bang!" "Doc!" "We're completely surrounded!" "No, we're not." "Now we're completely surrounded." "It's Monger!" "Lock and load, cowboys." "The cavalry has arrived." "Nobody told me they can leap." "Quickly, now." "Create a barricade." "There's a jet-packing zombie general with an army of carrots out there..." "The more that I shoot them, there's more of them, and I don't like carrots..." "B.O.B., calm down!" "Talk slowly." "Zombie general, army of carrots..." "B.O.B., just get the back door!" "I'm on it." " Where do you want it?" " Oh, dear." "Give me that." "Well, well." "If it ain't the gruesome twosome." "Now go on." "Get out and stay out!" "Hey, Link." "B.O.B., time to go!" "I forgot the pickle." "Cotton candy, bubblegum!" "Go, team, go, and beat those bums!" "Yeah!" "All right!" "B.O.B., focus." "Zombie problem." "Oh, no!" "B.O.B. I can already see it." "The vacant, lifeless expression." "They've already infected your brain." "But hear this, zombies, you may take my brain, but you will never take my dignity!" "Come on, pull yourself together." "I know this is scary, but we're gonna get through this." "And when we do, here is my number." "Call me." "Of course!" "B.O.B., how can a zombie infect your brain when you don't even have one to infect?" " What?" " B.O.B., you're immune!" "Zombie carrot!" "Hold still, Doc!" "I'll get it." "And if you're immune, you can save us all." "There's only one way to stop the zombies and save your friends." "You must eat all... carrots!" " What was that last part?" " You must eat all the carrots!" "No!" "Don't cry, little monster." "Uncle Monger's got enough carrot puree to feed you your entire life." "Jerry, bring over the feed hose, ASAP." "The boy's hungry!" "Eat the carrots, save your friends." "Eat the carrots, save your friends." "You know what?" "It's easier if I just make new friends." "Here are four new friends already." "Quick, to the rooftop, where we'll get a great view of our new future together." "Eat the carrots, save your friends." "Excuse me, son." "That's my girl." "Not this time, amigo." "I can't do it!" "Oh, yes I can." "You guys are going down." "Right down into my belly." "'Cause I'm gonna eat you." "I did it. I ate all my vegetables!" "And now it's time for dessert." "What?" "!" "But I ate all the carrots." "The curse should be broken." "I don't understand." "Why are you guys still zombies?" "I ate every single carrot." " You!" " You..." "Come on, guys." "I only missed one carrot." "Hey, that's my Nutter Buddy Butter Bar." "You wouldn't dare." "You just crossed the line." "Wow, chocolate-covered carrot." "Still disgusting." "Whoa!" "Well done, B.O.B., you broke the curse!" " You guys!" "It worked!" " l knew you could do it!" "Not so hard, really full." "And so, there you have it." "I saved the day because those silly little carrots had absolutely no effect on me." "Unlike you." "Right, Bubbles?" "So, remember, kids:" "Eat your veggies or they just might eat you." " That's a dead end." " Come on, Shrek." "Who needs a map when you've got animal instinct?" " Darn bugs." "Stupid map." " Hey, what the..." " Come on!" " Shrek, a little help here!" "All right." "Will you... I say we take the 10 to the 305 and get off at Fairy Tale Falls." " What are you talking about?" " Or we could fly there." "is there an off button on you?" "What's wrong, Princess?" "You shouldn't be this unhappy until years into the marriage." "It's the happiest day of my life." "Let me guess." "You're overwhelmed by love?" "No!" "I mean, yes." "But that's not why..." "The shrimp platter was bad?" " No, Donkey!" "I'm just..." " Wait!" "Wait!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "You always wanted a puppy, but all you got was toasters!" "No, I'm sitting in an onion!" "This carriage is one big onion." "Why didn't you say so?" "I'll turn on the air." " Much better." " Noble steed at your service." "Would you look at that?" "Donkey!" "I found a shortcut." " Are you crazy?" " Jumping Jiminy, that's a big one." "What?" "Hey, man, I hate spiders!" "Stop that, would you?" "Where'd he go?" "You are too easy to scare." "Come on." "That forest could be hexed or voodooed or anything!" "I ain't going in there." "Listen, I'm an ogre." "I'm the one that does the scaring." "What is there to be scared of?" " That!" " Thelonius!" " Hey, what are you doing?" " Sorry, Princess, honeymoon's over." " Let go!" " Shrek!" " Fiona!" " Shrek!" " Fiona!" " Let me go!" " To the carriage!" " Shrek!" "We got a donkey driving a carriage made from an onion." "It's dark and our horses are wearing sunglasses." "Cut to the chase, Donkey!" "Just cut to the chase." "Hit it, boys!" " Fiona!" " Shrek!" "Help!" "All done." "Oh, no." "No!" "No!" "You're gonna get an elbow to the groin!" " That was close." " Now that's sweet." " Shrek?" "Shrek!" " Watch out!" "Licorice?" "Hey, Shrek!" "I hope you're insured!" "That house cost me a lot of dough!" " ls there a doctor in the house?" " Hey, sorry about that, Gingy!" "That's gross." "Oh, no!" "Oh, no!" "I can see!" "I can see!" "Never mind." "Fiona!" "Shrek, this isn't another one of those shortcuts, is it?" "Just get a move on." " Okay. I'm not afraid." " Fiona!" "I can do this. I'm a noble steed." "It's all right. lt's just a park with no children and no playground." "Shrek!" "Shrek!" "I feel dead people." "Are you getting the willies?" "The trembles?" "The shakes?" "The heebie-jeebies?" "Stop messing with me, Shrek." "This place is already creeping me out." "Don't tell me you're afraid of ghosts." "I'm not afraid." "What a crack-up!" "Shrek?" "Shrek!" "Wait up!" "Talk about rewriting history." "Well, looks like Farquaad's still trying to compensate for something." "I wonder what that could be." "I don't know." "This is just plain freaky." "I wonder if he's behind all this." "That's just crazy talk." "Now I'm seeing things." "Can we get out of here?" "Please?" "Sure." "Of course." "Now, you wouldn't happen to have another carriage in your pocket, would you?" "Donkeys don't have pockets." "But some of us do have wings!" " Wrong dragon!" " Wrong whistle." " Farquaad?" " What have you done with my wife?" "Your wife?" "Don't you mean your widow?" "I know I seen you die in the first movie!" "You fools!" "This time it's your turn to be the entrée!" "Okay, my sweet, take care of them!" "Bon appétit." "Will you stop that?" "Shut it!" " You can go first. I'll be the dessert." " Great." "That's my girl!" "Hey, baby, I was hoping you'd show up!" " Princess at three o'clock." " Shrek!" " Hi, Princess!" " Fiona!" "Oh, no." "Shrek!" "Oops." "Sorry." "Coming in!" " Dive!" "Dive!" " Got it." "Dive!" "Dive!" "This is Red Dragon." "We're going in." "Evasive action!" "Lock and load!" "Stay on target." "Stay on target!" "Stay on target!" "And fire now!" "On my mark, retract wings!" "Now!" "Turn and burn!" "Smooth move, Ex-Lax." "Like I always say, behind every successful donkey, there's a fire-breathing dragon." "You might as well stop struggling, Princess." "Soon you and I will be together forever." "With you as my Spirit Queen, I'll be King of the Underworld!" "Over my dead body!" "Exactly." "Over she goes, Thelonius." " Thelonius?" " Sorry, Princess." "No, you nitwit!" "Not with you on it!" "What?" "Deserved that." "And that, too." "No, you numbskull!" " Sorry, Thelonius." " Oh, well, never mind him." " See you on the other side, Princess." " Never!" "Stop playing hard to get." " Stop it!" " You know I'm irresistible." " Fiona!" " Shrek!" "lmpossible!" "I thought they were dragon food!" "We'll save you!" " Are you okay?" " l think so." "I don't think so!" "Splendid!" "They all fall for me sooner or later." " Fiona!" " Yes, Shrek!" "My short, furry life is flashing before my eyes!" " l love you!" " l love you, too!" "Fiona?" "My ghostly queen?" "Where are you?" "Right over here, sweetie." "Oh, my angel." "Oh, no." "Not again!" " We've got a loaded dragon here." " And we're not afraid to use it." "It was just a joke." "Stay away from me!" " Fire!" " No!" "No!" "Thanks, Dragon." "And thank you, Donkey." "You truly are a noble steed." "Look at you, Donkey, all covered in fur. I love you!" "Shucks. I think I'm gonna cry." "Come on, baby, let's go home." "Let's go home and make some waffles!" "Waffles?" "It's a long story." "Finally, we're alone." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "Let the honeymoon begin!"