" What's wrong?" " My husband's back!" "Never mind!" "This happens every time." "Aahh, you waited!" "You promised me..." "..except you're not keeping your word." " You said that you'd marry me!" " Marriage?" ".." "But how can this be?" "That's impossible.." "...I'm flying to America soon." "We can get married when I get back." " What are you doing!" "?" " I'm getting undressed!" "Quick!" "Cover yourself up!" "You'll embarrass me!" "I'll cover you up..." "For God's sake!" "I'm going to undress and embarrass you!" "Say you'll marry me?" "I'll take it all off!" "I'll disgrace you!" " God, don't you understand!" "?" " I'm still gonna strip!" " Man, what luck I've got!" " Leave me...!" "Liar!" "You promised me!" "Ok, we're agreed." "Come.." "Boss!" "Boss!" "Boss, I beg you, wake up!" "Boss!" "..." "What happened to you?" "..I don't know how it happened.." "Up until now, nothing like this have ever happened." "Or did someone do this to you boss?" "What will I do without you?" "I'm going to miss you so much my love." "However I get through it, you'll have to as well." "Look, I'm going to take your photo, put it in front of me and look at it non-stop day and night!" " My love!" "Then, I'll close my eyes and I'll see you in my dreams!" "My dear love!" "You and me, me and you." "We're so stuck on each other!" " I'll be back as soon as possible." " Ok my love." " It's tough being apart isn't it?" " Yes" " Can I have something from you my love?" " You can" "Some of your hair!" "I want something to remember you by." " What d'ya say?" " Yes, of course!" "You can have it!" "Uh..what the...?" "My love!" " Goodbye!" " Bye, Bye!" "..." "Bye Bye dear!" "  Oh man..." " Don't forget me!" "..and a swift return!" "Bye Bye!" "Got a light?" "No" "Got the time?" "Yes, I have.." "Oi!" "Look here mate!" "Leave my ear alone!" "It hurts!" "It hurts!" "What are you doing man?" "!" " What's it to you?" " You're right, what's it to me!" "?" "Hey, wait a moment!" "You haven't paid up.." "..it's the 15th of the month today, tell me how you're gonna pay!" "I don't pay the money on the first." "Huh?" "..." "Ahh!" "The first?" "Welcome Nilay!" "Welcome Nilay!" "Who's that handsome man?" "Who's that handsome man?" "It's a nice house." "On the edge of the beach too." "It's really hot..." "Could you make me a drink?" "What's bothering you my love?" "I travel the world." "I'm in the diamond trade." "Interesting!" "Very interesting!" ".." "Can I use your phone?" "Hello Linda?" "I won't be back for a few days." "Change your appointments for the day after tomorrow." "Oh!" ".." "About that American sponsor... ..tell him that I won't be back until the end of the week." "Thank you." "She works..what can I do?" "!" "Disconnect the phone before speaking again!" "Hurry up!" "Don't mess with me, I'll beat you to a pulp!" "Understand?" "Hey, you lost your way?" "Wait!" "Wait!" "See ya!" "No..." "It can't be..." "Hello!" "Now what do you want?" " I'm in trouble." " Look here...!" "..I have enough troubles of my own!" "And I thought that you were a friend." "You're not bothered that I'm in trouble." "I'm sorry, I really am sorry.." "Find me somewhere safe where I can law low for a while." "Somewhere quiet, right?" "All right..." "Wait for me at my place." " I won't ever forget this favour." " Yeah, I know!" "Stupid bastards, get after him!" "Go round there!" "I know." "I know John." "We're doing all that we can." "We'll catch them soon enough." "Of course." " You can be sure of it." " I have one request..." "Police!" "How did you get inside?" "Who me?" "Through that window." "My 'buddy' John.." "I'll make you pay for this." "Hello." "I'm looking for someone by the name of Crazy Kamil." "I wonder if you know him?" "You didn't hit that well..." " You want something?" " Yes" "I'm looking for someone." "His name is Crazy Kamil." "Is this enough?" " Ok." "Come with me." " Thanks!" "Guys, there's someone here who's looking for Crazy Kamil." "I don't think I'm getting my money back.." "I assume it'll be staying with you?" ".." "Bye..." "Filthy..." "double crossing..." "Bastard..." "I'll take him out!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "Lowlife bastard!" "Crafty son of a bitch!" "Arsehole!" ".." " Huh?" " Are you looking for someone?" "...I'm looking for someone." "His name is Crazy Kamil." " D'you know him?" " We'll see..." "Can you get me a ticket?" " How much?" " 500 lira" "What!" "500!" "Ok, let's do it." "You do know him don't you?" "...I don't know him." "Damn fraud.." " Sir, this is number seven isn't it?" "!" " Yes, seven." "He won!" "He won!" "Brother, I won!" "I've won!" "I've won and I've come for my money." "Give me my money brother." "One minute." "Sure, what's one minute!" "?" "." "I'll wait ten hours if I have to!" "I've won!" "It's the first time I've played this game and I've won!" "And I called that guy a fake.." "If I saw him again, I'd kiss him!" "I don't know how much it is brother, you work it out.." "..you must have a computer I assume." "You thought I'd fall for a fake ticket?" "What do you mean fake ticket man?" "I paid him 500 for it!" "I don't know." "Someone came up to me and that's who I bought it from." "And so who is this man?" "How many times have I told you?" ".." "I don't know the man." "If you don't tell the truth you'll regret it!" "He's telling the truth." "They've caught the suspect." "I'm sorry John, we were just doing our duties." "See, I told you." "The man's been caught." "Does that mean I can go then?" "Of course." "You're free..." "Do you have a friend in jail?" "Ah yes, what was I saying..?" "Whenever I start a new job, I always buy my friends a cocktail" " This is a rule of mine." " Oh how nice!" "Why didn't you use the door my friend?" "!" "Wait!" "I said I'd send you to a safe place!" "But it's not a prison." "Wait, don't fall in the pool again..." "Stop, stop , stop!" "Have a look and see who else is around." "Fifteen minutes?" "!" "Where on earth are they?" "It's been ten hours." "This can't be!" "You're five minutes late." " So, what happened?" " Nothing" "...and they disappeared." "They still haven't come out yet." "They still haven't come out of the pool?" "Yeah...as in the two of 'em haven't come out yet." " Are they dead?" " No!" "..they dived in and they still haven't come out boss." "Come" "..What!" "?" "..." "Oh!" ".." "I've got something great to say, you want to hear it my love?" "Not in the car, it's better if you leave it for back home." "Ok, fair enough." "I've got another little something for back home too...!" " It's better to hide my appetite.." " He has an appetite but his stomach's empty." "Dammit!" "I left the bag in the car.." "Go and get it for me." "Agreed.." "Why you crook!" "John!" "John!" "My friend!" "Come on, open the door!" "Bye bye!" "That's another one I've saved from Orhan!" " Are you sure?" " Course I'm sure, she's my best friend" "Orhan promised that he would marry her." "Then Orhan disappeared into thn air." " The girl's father found out" " Her father?" "Yes, and her father's an important man." "There's no way he'll ever forgive Orhan." "So then...then as far as I'm concerned Orhan.." "Let me think a little..." "Idiot!" "I said croquet, you've brought me a cricket bat." "So?" ".." "Find him..." "Find him and bring him." "Dead or alive." "Instead of sleeping why not find a way out of this situation?" "Who's sleeping?" "Who?" "I'm thinking, thinking of finding a way." "Hello my love." "How are you?" "I'm not Tayyir!" "I'm not Cemil either!" "Hello my love, How are you I wonder?" "I'm going out." "Don't worry, I won't be late." "Bye." "What!" "?" "I'm not Cemil!" "What's up fellas?" "You looking for someone?" "We're looking for you." "Are you not Orhan?" "Yes, I'm Orhan." "That's what it says on my identity card..." "If that's the case then, you're coming with us." "Clear off!" "Go and pester someone else." "What do you want from me man?" " The lady wants you" " Is she nice?" " Is she a brunette?" " No, blonde." "Go and itch for a bit" " Does that burn?" " Yes, a lot." " Is the lady like an egg (smooth?" ")." " No, more like a fish.." "And you're an imbecile." "Good..." "In that case, let's go." "..however, I'm quite fond of my rest." "Come on guys." "(?" ")" "Come on guys, let's get moving." "Wait, man you really are stupid!" "It won't go anywhere if I don't move the steering wheel..." "It's working!" " Come on get back in your seat" " Ok, I'm going back" "That's enough!" "But you're not Orhan?" "There's been a mistake." "Hey, forgive us." "There's been a mistake you took a beating by mistake." "Trust me, it's a mistake." "We beat you thinking you were Orhan." "Excuse us!" "Oh boy..." "You forgot me, you idiots!" "Wait up.." "..Ok, now get to it." "Come on, chop chop." "You forgot my hand." "John.." "John!" "My love." "I had a really bad dream." "I caught a beating and was aching all over." "Orhan's not here?" "I don't know..." "Someone's at the door you nitwits can't you hear it?" "The door!" "Bunch of idiots.." "Ahh, you see you arseholes!" "You can never escape from me!" "I'd give up everything I own if necessary but I would find you again." "Take care not to forget this." "Ok, my love?" "We'll see each other soon." "Have fun!" "Give him as much to eat as he wants." "But don't untie him.." "Do exactly as I say!" "Now I understand.." "I love.." "I mean really love you." "You're the only woman that I love." "Only what a pity that my arms are tied." "I can't hug you or caress you." "You're my number one woman." "Finally, my love!" "So, the situation is like I told you." "OK?" "What's up?" "I just don't understand it!" "He just vanished all of a sudden." "Let's hope he's not in trouble." "Just a minute." "Hello?" "Orhan where are you man?" "!" "Whaaat?" "Don't move, I'm coming right away." "Who do you want?" " I want to see the Madame." " Make yourself at home." "I've heard that my friend Orhan is a guest of yours?" " Possibly..!" " Look here..." "If you can keep him here for 24 hours then this money is all yours." "Sweetheart!" "Just a moment.." "Er.." "Madame.." " It'll be a pleasure us working together" " Oh yes, for me as well!" "Madame?" "Suzy!" "Yeah, what's up mum?" "The man upstairs is going to stay with you for one day." "Staying with me for a whole day?" "Oh, I'm working!" "Madame?" "..." "We need to talk about something." "Of course!" "Keep Orhan here all day .." "Getting a bit flustered there fella?" "Welcome!" "Thank you...the door was open, next thing, I found myself inside" "I came to see you..." " I was going to say.." " Well, tell me!" " Sure, I'll tell you.." " Look fella, let me tell you" "I like people who speak openly." "Whatever you're thinking of, you can say it." "I'm going to, look, listen to me." "You know that I pay you protection money every month?" "I know." " I've found a new system of payment." " And so what is this new system of yours?" "Orhan!" "I know where he is." "I'll tell you where Orhan is if I can stop paying you protection money." "We're agreed!" "Kamil..." " Do you know where Orhan is?" " No, I don't" "Idiot!" "Look, this man knows!" "Really?" "Do you know?" " Orhan" " Orhan" " I said it before you did." " Yes, I said it before you did." " What, am I a fool?" " Yes.." " Am I crazy?" " [All] Yes!" "They're all crazy.." "Miss Nil do you take Orhan Kapkac as your husband?" "Mr Orhan Kapkac do you take Nil Guzeli as your wife?" "Officer..what do you say I wonder?" "I guess I could get married for a few months?" "Yes" "Now it's your turn." "You Miss Nilay, do you take John as your husband?" "Yes" "You Mr John, do you take Miss Nilay as your wife?" "Yes..." "(?" ")" "That means we're safe from them all now!" "Man, it's because of you that I had them on my case!" "Forget it!" "We're starting a new life." "Look, have you seen?" "Everything is behind us, they can't get to us now." "Translated and subtitled by Bubikoglu" "For Max.... ...and CG."