"Edward rehearsing for his exam." "What grade is it?" "Grade one." "First I listen to see what it sounds like." "The beautiful Taylor Swift is on next." "Thank you very much." "You're going to have an exciting day, Edward." "The UK is continuing to experience the hottest summer on record, it's great news for those of you heading to the first night of Ed Sheeran's sold out shows at London's Legendary Wembley Stadium today." "Not only is he the biggest selling artist of last year, but now playing three nights at the UK's biggest venue." "How about that?" "So let's get..." "So, Ed, how does it feel to wake up and hear that?" "It's cool." "I'm gonna pack." "I think the cats are up here." "How many cats have you got?" "SHEERAN:" "Three cats in the house." "Yeah, this is Suki." "Suki." "Put back down." "Go on." " What are the other names?" "Stanley and Graham." "What do you pack for a show like Wembley?" "SHEERAN:" "Socks." "Underwear." "Maybe I'll take five pairs of underwear." "There'll be shirts there." "All right, that is everything." "Packed." "Don't you maybe want to put a T-shirt on instead?" "The white one?" "What do you think?" " Cute." "SHEERAN:" "Yeah?" "I like you in white." "Will you get a call when the car gets here?" "SHEERAN:" "It'll be here." "Denise is always on time." "She's like Ashanti and Ja Rule." "Yeah, she's outside." "It is Ashanti, right?" "She's always on time, right?" "See you in a bit!" "Thanks, Denise." "How are you doing?" "So, Ed, tell us what you're doing today." "Today I'm playing Wembley Stadium." "Yep." "Don't say that a lot." "How does that feel saying that out loud?" "It feels good, you know." "SHEERAN:" "This is my first ever headline stadium show." "And it was never my dream." "When you live in Britain and you play music, especially when you play acoustic guitar and you start off in a pub circuit, your dreams don't really stretch that far." "Your dreams, like my dream, was to play Shepherd's Bush Empire, which is 1,500 capacity." "And that was the ultimate." "The Shepherd's Bush Empire, I've been waiting to do this gig for years." "I'm very happy to be here." "I never aspired to play Wembley until last year." "And it was my birthday wish when I cut my cake." "Can I tell you a little secret?" "Every wish I've made in the last five years has come true." "Not to do three, just to do one." "But, yeah, you always have to push the needle." "Jumpers For Goalposts." "Why have you called it that?" "'Cause we keep moving them." "SHEERAN:" "The conversation for booking the Wembley shows happened exactly a year ago." "You know, they were booked, and that was fine." "And then they sold, and then that was great." "And then they were always six months away." "It's like, it's fine." "It's six months away." "And then last week, we were sitting in the dressing room and my tour manager came in and was like "We need to have a talk about Wembley."" "It'll be all right for you." "How's it gonna be all right for me?" "You don't have to fucking play." "I'm shitting myself." "You'll be fine." "It's just that you've done big events before." "I've never played to this many people." "Tonight is the nerve wracking one." "Tonight's the, "Can he do it?"" "It all, my team and me." " So how're you feeling, Ed?" "I feel good." "I feel happy." "I feel excited." "Is that the queue?" "Jesus." "I guess they are 87,000 people though." "Where do they park?" "What have you got in the back?" "Anything?" "Oh, yeah, actually I do." "I think that's it." "How are you?" "Good." "How're you doing, buddy?" "SHEERAN:" "I think this is the most important milestone so far." "I know a lot of people would look at awards, but this is real people, who are buying real tickets to sit on seats with 80,000 other people for three nights to come and watch me play." "Yeah, this is big." "Sometimes you play a venue, and they'll have people coming up, and you'll know like, five out of the 20 people playing." "You'll be like, "Oh, yeah, I've heard of them..."" "But here, all of them are in my iPod." "And to join the people on the list is a pretty, both humbling and scary experience." "I'll be expecting Ashton Kutcher to run out and be like, "I got you."" "I'm all cocky and confident up until it actually happens." "When I booked it, they told me I could do one." "And when we did the press photos for it, I held up three fingers, 'cause I was like, "No, we're gonna book three."" "When the countdown goes off, you start walking." "All right?" "Hey, it's exactly the same as an arena, there's just a few more people." "And the screaming's gonna be painful." "And now it's kind of come to it, and reality's hit." "And you're like, "Jesus, I have to play to 240,000 people over three days."" "Yeah, it's spinning me out a little bit." "Hello, Wembley!" "My name is Ed." "My job for the next two hours is to entertain you." "Your job is to be entertained." "Say, "Hell, yeah!"" "Now this is how it's gonna work." "I have a lot of faith in you guys with your singing abilities." "We are gonna sing our hearts out and lose our voices tonight." "Please, repeat after me." "Scream this next bit out." "Scream..." "Here we go, Wembley, sing it out." "Sing it out." "CUMMINGS:" "I remember when it became a thing, and he goes, "We're gonna play Wembley."" "I didn't believe him." "And then he was like, "We're gonna do three."" "And I was like, "No."" "And then it was all sold out, and I was like," ""Jesus." "He's really gonna do it."" "Pretty big." "Pretty big." "Yeah." "Wow." "Yeah." "It's doable." "CAMP:" "We never quite thought we'd get to this stage." "We've played here, multi-artist bills, so two or three songs, but I think it's different to try and hold it for a whole set." "I think almost every one of us in the team, it's the pinnacle of our careers." "It really is the biggest show any of us have ever done." "Primarily, it's the end of a long campaign." "So it's..." "We've been working on it for the last two years." "CAMP:" "It's exciting to see this journey, how far it's gone, to suddenly be here, in probably the shortest amount of time anyone's ever done it." "I've seen him do gigs where there's been 1 00 people in there." "And he unplugged, went into the middle of the room and played acoustically." "Everyone could hear him." "It was that small." "And now it's 77,000 and there's three of them." "So, it's amazing." "SHEERAN:" "They showed me my staging in the O2 Arena." "That is your current production." "Show me the other show." "The other show is..." "So these screens will help." "And it was like, that was the O2 Arena and that was Wembley." "So we basically took that stage and timesed it by 1 5." "It's getting real." "It's getting real." "Yeah?" "We went from having an entire crew of like 30 people on the road and we were touring with five trucks." "And suddenly the responsibility has gone to having 150 people and have 44 trucks." "DAWKINS:" "It's just got bigger." "It's still the same little man, with a guitar there." "CUMMINGS:" "ln London, there's like, landmark gigs that you do." "First one is like, "Oh, have you ever done the Shepherd's Bush?"" "And then it's, "Have you done Brixton."" "Then it's O2." "And then it's Wembley." "And at every single stage, we were like, "You're gonna need a band."" "But he was so busy, he never had time to train up a band and it got to the stage where he's just like," ""No, I'm more comfortable just doing it myself."" "And it worked." "So he was like, "Okay, let's try it in a stadium."" "CAMP:" "No solo artist at all has played Wembley." "We thought it was Elton, but apparently not." "He had a band." "The way that Ed does things live on stage, it works, it's great." "Why pollute it with a band?" "The guy is raw talent." "Right there, raw talent." "How you feeling, Ed?" "Great." "CUMMINGS:" "He said to me that he didn't feel nervous, but everybody kept saying," ""Are you nervous?" "Are you nervous?"" "And then he was like, "Yeah, now I am."" "But the way he copes with it, I don't think he's..." "Yeah, I don't know, 'cause it's only been a couple of times." "Yeah." "So overall how do you find Ed?" "What's he like to work with?" "I mean, is he a douchebag?" "Is he a good guy?" "He's a fucking douche." "We're gonna go to Jamie's gig." "Do you wanna come?" "No, I'm tired." "I'm going to go to bed." "Cheers, Ed." "See you tomorrow." "He's the best boss ever." "Thank you!" "I'm his cousin." "I pay him to say that." "He does pay me to say that." "Thank you very much." "Now, Wembley, before we get into the show," "I have a couple of things to say, couple of things." "The first thing, I got my first ever complaint at a concert the other day, first ever complaint in my life." "We were playing in Winnipeg in Canada." "And I finished up the show, and my tour manager came up to me and said," ""There's a couple who complained." "They would like their money back."" "And I said, "What was the complaint?"" "And they said, "Well, they feel like they were short-changed" ""because they think you played with a backing track" ""and, or, a band they couldn't see for the whole concert."" "Now, Wembley, before we get into the show, this thing at my feet here is called a loop station." "Everything you hear tonight is live." "Everything you hear tonight comes from this guitar and this microphone and this microphone." "Everything is live looped." "Everything is live built." "Everything is live." "I just wanna stress that point." "The other one, the other point I would like to make..." "Everyone in this stadium is facing forward, which is a good thing." "No one is really looking to the side of them." "So, you cannot feel self-conscious about dancing like an idiot." "Dance like an idiot." "Have fun." "Sing out of tune." "Clap out of time." "My one rule about concerts is, if it does not harm anyone else, do what you want, just have fun." "And with that, let's start with this song." "This is a five year journey for us now." "And we've been touring for years and years and years." "This gig is definitely a culmination of a lot of shows." "CALEY:" "He told me once that James Morrison did 300-and-something gigs in a year." "He's like, "I'm gonna do that next year." "I can beat that easy."" "And it's been four and a half years later," "I don't know if he's had more than a week off." "So where have you been, Ed?" "So this is a globe." "And I'm not actually very good at geography, so I don't really know where everywhere is." "Leading up to this show, we started off in Europe." "That was the England, all of that." "And then went to the Middle East." "We are in Dubai." "We are about to play for a lot of people." "Played a show, went to a house party, then a club." "We're in Qatar." "This hotel room is bigger than my flat." "Come and have a look." "Apparently it's illegal to drink here, but they've given us that." "Come into the bedroom." "This is where the magic happens." "Then India." "When they told me I was playing India," "I thought it would be like, just a load of English people buying tickets." "I didn't think I was big in India." "I am." "Then all of Asia." "China." "Korea, Japan." "Philippines." "Malaysia." "All the way down there." "That's quite cool." "Ed!" "This is insanity, isn't it?" "We're walking out this other exit which is more secretive that we could have walked out of." "And I'm like, "Well, why didn't you just bring us here first?"" "I hate jet lag." "Was up till 10:00 AM, slept till 3:00." "Went to the venue, did promo, played the show." "Loudest crowd." "I couldn't hear myself." "Pretty hardcore." "Australia." "Ed." "Whoo-hoo!" "Hello, Kylie." "That's it." "Your job's done." "All of South America." "It looks like it's gonna be absolutely bonkers." "The kids have found out what hotel we're in, so let's go and see." "Look." "See you later." "Bye." "United States, been there." "Had breakfast, went to Brooklyn for the show, then went for a pizza with Jay-Z and Beyoncé." "And then took then to a dive bar and did Jägerbombs." "That's weird." "Fuckin' hell." "The world's big, isn't it?" "This definitely feels like a homecoming gig." "I've always been a nomad." "I've always loved touring, and travelling, and playing shows in different places and meeting people." "And I've finally got to the point where I would like to be at home." "This is where we get right back into it." "This is where I implore you to dance like maniacs." "I implore you to clap like maniacs, I implore you to scream out everything." "How's that, then?" "Thank you very much." "Put your hands in the air and give me a clap like..." "London, whether you know the words or not, you need to sing something, but preferably the words." "Here we go, sing it out." "Keep singing now." "It's the hottest summer on record, it's great news for those of you heading to the second night of Ed Sheeran's sold out shows at London's legendary Wembley Stadium today." "Not only is he the biggest selling artist of last..." "So, Ed, what are you doing today?" "Today I'm playing Wembley again." "For the second night." "How does it feel saying that?" "Yeah, obviously it feels good saying that." "I am pretty hungover, I am." "I wasn't planning on celebrating on the first night, but it kind of went so well." "This is awesome." "Mick Jagger just texted me." "What did he say?" "Good luck." "I need to write in my diary, actually." "Done." "Played Wembley Stadium today." "Not too shabby." "Aftershow went on till 5:00 AM." "Went to Dave Chappelle's jam and sung." "Then had random people in my hotel room drinking tequila." "They had Nicole Scherzinger staying next door, so she popped in with a bottle of tequila and a load of people." "Yeah." "Kind of wish I hadn't done that now." "SHEERAN:" "Such is the life." "Overall the show for me, it was..." "Well, the loop pedal fucked up on the last two songs." "I broke a string." "And then I broke a string on the spare guitar." "So, Trev, my guitar tech, was trying to fix the pedal and re-string the guitar for me to play." "DAWKINS:" "When he breaks a string, that's normally a sign of nerves." "I think he did four strings in one song once." "So that was quite impressive." "Yeah." "It's a weird thing when everything builds up to such a climactic moment and that's, like, the encore." "SHEERAN:" "It wasn't necessarily that I was angry." "It's just like that much adrenaline on stage," "I think walking off, it just kind of hits you." "They can't fix the loop and do the guitar at the same time." "And I was fucked." "I know." "Fuck, that ruined a perfectly good gig." "But I just had to decompress." "And then Elton came in." "You have to be happy with that." "No, I am." "I am now." "The reaction, I mean, come on." "It's just, it's just..." "It's just on the biggest..." "Yeah." "I know." "No one knew anything except you." "It was a really, really nice conversation to have." "You know what, I'm coming to the end of my career, you're at the beginning of your career, and it's just a wonderful, wonderful thing to have someone so..." "To pass the torch to." "You can have the career that I have, if you want it." "I'd like it." "Yeah, I thought you might." "I've never really spoken to Elton like that." "He's always been kind of like a cheeky chappy and making jokes." "I needed that to kind of lift me back up." "I'm so fucking proud of you." "SHEERAN:" "Hey, Denise." "Hey there." "Quite a spectacle to behold." "Because Wembley is like domed up." "You see everything and everyone." "Wembley looks smaller when people aren't in it." "And then when people are in it, you can see how small the people are far away." "And then you're like, "All right, actually this is pretty big."" "I was quite nervous so I didn't do a lot of talking, banter in between." "I was just kind of like, song, song, song." "It just flew by, just flew by." "Man, I can't wait to it again today, though." "I'm really excited about it." "I think Ed as a person, he's sound." "If you've done a favour for him, he doesn't forget it." "Like, all of his support acts are his friends that he's met along the way, did gigs with each other and was like, "Hey, I've gotten to a level, do you wanna come with me?"" "Oh, shit." "Jesus Christ." "How are you?" "Sorry." "How are you?" "PASSENGER:" "Amazing feeling." "I mean, when he asked me to play Wembley, that little 5-year-old in you is sort of just jumping around like, you know." "It's the phone call you never think you're gonna get." "I actually said to you, "When you do stadiums, can I support?"" "I did say that, did I not?" "Yeah." "I have a birthday card saying it." "I love you, man." "When you do stadiums, please let me be support, because I'll be on my way down by then." "Read the future, didn't he?" "I don't think I'm on my way down, I sort of plateaued a bit." "There's this amazing side to Ed." "Although his life must be complete chaos, you know, like none of us can understand." "SHEERAN:" "I don't know where those shoes have gone." "That I can't even explain." "But he still somehow finds the headspace to think," ""Oh, maybe Passenger would like the support slot,"" "Or Example, who took him out, supporting him when he was a kid." "Interestingly, how many tweets have there been saying, "Do the nando's skank"?" "Let's do an Instagram now." "That's all you're ever gonna get." "That's it?" "No nando skank tonight." "That was it?" "That's done." "Hundreds of acts might get to do arenas, but you're talking, like, tens, dozens of acts get to do stadiums." "So I kind of saw him and I was like, yeah, that's possible, it's definitely gonna happen." "If I do stadiums one day, it'll be by accident, but I don't think there is any accident that he's there." "Aw.." "Sometimes he is really nice to me." "No, mate, you know." "It's the vibe." "He's just absolutely loyal, yeah, and that's true of the crew as well." "His tour manager's been his tour manager since the start." "His manager, everyone around him, has been there for a long time." "We're his mates, so we all spend all our time together, it's not like there's crew there and artist there." "He's essentially just a normal guy, he's one of us, but he's just got to do that bit on his own." "You're minutes away from going on stage the second time, how'd you feel?" "Feel good, I'm excited to get up and sing." "I woke up yesterday, before the first show filled with nerves, and I was really nervous about it, then I got that show out of the way, and all the nerves have gone and I feel" "I can just enjoy it now, and this is really, really fun." "Is everyone having a good night?" "I spoke to someone who's had a fair bit to do with my career about this gig and they said they'd come down and watch, and I said," ""Nope, I would like you to come down and play, if that's all right."" "So, for the first time on this stage, for me, would you please welcome Sir Elton John." "If you'd have told my 10-year-old self that this would happen," "I would not have believed you." "Are you having fun?" "Having a good time?" "We're gonna play some songs." "I think you'll know them." "Ready?" "JOHN:" "If you're an artist, this up and coming, this is where you want to play." "You play Wembley Stadium, you put your mark on the wall amongst all the great people who'd ever played." "He's done this before a lot of times, but this is the first for me." "This feels fuckin' amazing." "Tonight is the equivalent of me playing Dodger Stadium back in 1 975." "To play to 110,000 people in two days was astonishing for me." "The pinnacle of what I'd achieved in my young career." "I just remember the first time I met Ed," "I was just bowled over by how sweet he was and how humble he was, and how ambitious he was." "His best asset is his talent, obviously, but he's willing to ask for advice, and that is great." "That is such an asset for a young artist to have." "I said, "When was the first time you played Wembley?"" "And he said, "I played Wembley in '75." ""The Beach Boys were one of my opening acts," ""and they opened with a bunch of hits," ""and I was stubborn at that time, I was just like," ""I want to play the whole of my new album." "And people hated it."" "And he said, "I've never done it again." So, that's the advice." "Play songs that people know." "Yep." "I get so much joy out of watching Ed being successful." "I've always said we're like two peas in a pod." "I'm slightly older by about, you know, 40-odd years, but he reminds me of how I used to be." "SHEERAN:" "Would you work with Elton?" "Well, I asked him at his wedding." "I was sat next to Kate Bush and him, which is weird in itself, and I was like, "Why don't you come sing a song with me?"" "He asked me what song, and I said, "Let's do Indian Sunset. " He said, "Fuck off!"" "So I was like, all right, I'm gonna go back to him and choose a song that will be one that he wants to sing." "Wembley, will you make some noise for Sir Elton John?" "JOHN:" "I told him yesterday, I said," ""Ed, you're the only person in the world that could do this on your own."" "I played arenas on my own, with piano, but Wembley Stadium is 80,000 people." "It's astonishing what he has achieved." "I'm so proud of him." "Thank you." "Wembley, the question is, have you had a good time tonight?" "Thank you for braving the traffic." "Thank you for buying the tickets, thank you for singing, thank you for spending your Saturday night with me in this summer." "This is technically my final song." "Technically." "When I first wrote this song, I worked it out, it was..." "When was it?" "In 2009 I wrote this song." "And when I wrote it, it was always intended for pubs." "And I didn't realise until yesterday it was actually meant for this, right here." "So I'd like to treat it as anthemic as possible." "I would like you to sing it out with your heart, I would like you to sing it out until your throat hurts," "I would like you to sing it out until it feels good, now." "Once again, thank you so much for coming." "Let's try this out." "Wembley, I know for a fact every single one of you in here has a phone and most of these phones have lights on them." "I wanna see lights in the air." "Wave them about for me." "Now, if you know the words to this song, I would like you to scream it out." "And if you do not know the words to this song, make it up and sing something." "You sing it as loud as you can, say, "Yeah!"" "Here we go." "It's great news for those of you heading to the finale of Ed Sheeran's sold-out shows at London." "Ed, what're you doing today?" "Today I'm playing my third and final show at Wembley." "I can't wait." "I'd never wanna do a gig that isn't this again." "It's..." "They are..." "They are the most fun." "I'm really hungover, I'm sorry." "Who's your favourite people who came to see your show last night?" "My grandmother came, she's my favourite person that came to the gig." "100%." "These are my own socks." "Got my own brand of socks, yes, mate!" "That's when you know you're coming up in the world." "Sorry, my room's usually cleaner than this, 'cause I'm not here." "Yesterday's show, Saturday's show was one of the best shows I've ever done." "I remember booking it and being, I know I'm gonna do it and I know I'm gonna enjoy it, but nothing really beats the intimacy of doing a theatre or a small arena or something like that." "Yeah, my perceptions on that have changed, I'm kind of like, nah, fuck that, that was the best thing, and I never wanna do anything else now." "Hi, Denise!" "DENISE:" "Hey, how are you?" "SHEERAN:" "Good, I'll be down." "Have you read any reviews about your gigs so far?" "SHEERAN:" "I dunno, I haven't checked." "What's this one?" "I think this is four stars from The Guardian." "It just says, a singer, an acoustic guitar." "An effects pedal, a triumph." "Yeah, mate." "I don't see this as the peak." "If this was like my fifth or sixth album, this would be the peak, but it's only the second record and I'm really not even getting started." "Look at it." "SHEERAN:" "When you stand on stage, you're kind of playing to an audience, but then when you look at it" "I'm fuckin tiny in it, so it's quite a vast venue." "Thank God we got screens." "I wish there was a day four, and a day five, and a day six." "I wish this was constant." "It's really special." "So, you look a lot more relaxed than you did on day one." "SHEERAN:" "I'm a lot more relaxed." "I'm not scared any more, I don't think anyone else is, and that's what made me nervous." "People coming up and telling me that they were nervous made me nervous." "It's definitely Groundhog day, isn't?" "I like that, being like that." "Just with the lady." "CUMMINGS: 'Cause I'm related to him, I've known him for a long time." "You're watching it, going, like, "Oh, my God, you know Elton John."" "You're like, playing George Hollinger, your tracks are on the radio." "And it got to a stage where, like, it got so big, that you just went, "All right, then."" "'Course, he's playing with Beyoncé." "You only have the capacity to have your mind blown so much before you just accept everything and go, "Yeah, all right, he's big now."" "Third and final night at Wembley, and this is the celebration night, this is the time to just have fun with it." "He's not changed since the day I first met him, he's still the same lad." "Cares about music, cares about his family, cares about his fans." "He's so driven, he knows exactly what he wants to do." "We'll be back here, doing five to 10 of these things." "On to the next, let's do it again." "Guess we need to build bigger venues." "I'm beaming with pride for him." "When I first met him he was 1 9." "CALEY:" "I just feel like I've grown up watching him." "From that to that, and now this." "Sky high." "I can't be happier for him." "I didn't know you were in London." "How are you?" "Killing, bro." "Come and say hi afterwards, have a drink." "It's been a roller-coaster ride, but somewhat fantastic." "CUMMINGS:" "When you wrote You Need Me and you had that line in it," ""At stadium heights,"" "I just remember thinking, do you think that far ahead?" "Have you planned out your route to Wembley?" "SHEERAN:" "I remember making this wish last year, thinking everyone's gonna think I'm mental for this." "And then it happened." "I cut a cake this year, and I did make a wish and I am not telling anyone about it." "Hey." "Hey." "Wembley, have you had a good time this evening?" "Thank you for coming out, I will never forget these shows." "It's mind-blowing how many of you came out for this." "Thank you!" "But I can tell you've not lost your voices, and this is unacceptable." "On this last song we're gonna sing and sing until we cannot sing any more." "Put your hands in the air, clap, clap, clap." "With what I give you to sing, you scream it back till your throat hurts." "Sing!" "One more time, thank you so much for having me, Wembley." "Now, what we're gonna do, is you're gonna sing this and you're not gonna stop singing this and as soon as the beat kicks in, I wanna see every single one of you jumping and jumping and jumping up and down." "Put your hands in the air." "Clap, clap, clap, clap." "This is the money shot, right here." "Yeah, you got it." "ELECTRONIC VOICE: (ON PHONE) I want to do Photograph." "You can't." "You can't sing." "Oh, man." "You gots to go." "Why is that?" "'Cause you know, it's crazy on the boat like that." "Ain't just all about Pokemon, man." "Sometimes it's about getting on buses, gettin' on other buses." "Crazy." "SHEERAN:" "Right, I'm gonna drop this off and get some food." "Look at this first." "Look at what?" "Oh, sick!" "Has everyone seen this?" "Hey, come here." "No, you're the first." "SHEERAN:" "Wayne Rooney has got shirts done for my whole team, like the England team." "So I just walked in my dressing room at Wembley and Wayne Rooney has got shirts made for the whole team." "This is amazing, so cool, thanks, mate." "Yep." "I do like salads but just don't like tomatoes." "I don't know why that's happening, but it's funny." "We weren't allowed to go on the pitch." "They assigned us a little bar that we could drink in, and then, in my head, I was like, "Oh, but I've rented this for the weekend."" "Like, I've technically rented this and paid, so we'll all just go up on the pitch, and drink." "So we were just all out, having a street party on the pitch." "It was cool." "This is the most painful conversation I've ever had." "And all the stars?" "Yeah." "My true love." "So that's what they look like when they're pretty new." "Scratches." "Couple of scratches." "And then, when they've suffered..." "So that's what they look like about two months later." "And it's retired after two months?" "Yeah." "So, yeah." "Dents, holes, splits." "Gotta go." "Yes or no, dude." "I'm trying to have a conversation with Ed, about all that we might do for the show tonight." "MALEVOICE:" "Being professional, which is more than I can say for you, you foggyhead." "Thank God that can't go on any DVD." "I had a bet on with Mark that you'd do that." "Packing." "You're packing, mate."