"(SONY FANFARE)" "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "(THEME PLAYING)" " (DOOR OPENS)" " GEORGE:" "It's today!" "It's today!" " (DOOR OPENS)" " It's today!" "It's today!" "FREDRICK:" "Unh." "It's today!" "It's today!" "It's today!" "ELEANOR:" "It's always today, George." " GEORGE:" "We missed today." " ELEANOR:" "That's right." "Can't I come?" "FREDRICK:" "You have to go to school, George." "Will he be here when I get home?" "ELEANOR:" "I think so." "I'll play ball with him." "I'll wrestle with him." "And I'll teach him how to spit." " It's gonna be so much fun." " For all of us." "How will you know if you're picking the right one?" " Oh, I don't know." "Will..." " Uh..." "You'll just know." "Yeah." "Bye, sweetie." " (BUS DOOR CLOSES) - (KIDS CLAMORING)" "GEORGE:" "Remember, I want a little brother." "Not a big brother." "MRS. KEEPER:" "We've been through your paperwork." "Everything seems to be in order." "Adoption isn't for everyone." "But you seem like people with plenty of love to share." "MRS. KEEPER:" "So, how are you feeling?" "ELEANOR:" "Oh, Goodness." "We're..." " FREDRICK:" "Tingling." " (LAUGHS) With anticipation." " (BELL DINGS)" " Oh, recess." "Time for you to meet them." "Feel free to walk around." "They're used to having strangers here." " ELEANOR:" "Thank you. (LAUGHS)" " FREDRICK:" "Thanks." "(SIGHS) Lovely people." "(KIDS CLAMORING)" "(BALL BOUNCING)" "(CLAMORING CONTINUES)" "Oh, Fredrick." "Look at them." "How could we possibly--?" "Choose?" "I know." " They also seems so" " Wonderful." "STUART:" "You know what's wonderful?" "Well, what's wonderful?" "Is how you both know what the other one is gonna say... before even say it." "(STUART LAUGHS)" "Mmm." "Not that it's any of my business." "Yes, well, that happens when you've been together as long as we have." "From being a family." " Family." "Wow." " (BOOK CLOSES)" "Well..." "For a family, you've certainly come to the right place." "STUART:" "I think we can find just what you're looking for." "You know." "If you want a girl, Susan can read French." "And Edith over there can tap-dance while blowing bubbles." "Or-Or maybe you wanted a boy." "Actually, I think we were leaning towards a boy." "STUART:" "Well, in that case." "Benny can do handstands." "And Andy can run 100 yards faster than you can say, "Ready, set, go."" "You certainly know a lot about everyone." "Well, that's what happens when you've been here as long as I have." "I mean let's face it." "Not everyone wants to adopt someone like me." "STUART:" "You shouldn't worry about choosing." "It happens the same way every time." "First, you won't know what to do." "You'll be a little bit scared." "Then you'll meet one of them." "You'll talk to him." "And somehow you just know." "Aah!" "MRS. KEEPER:" "Are you quite certain you're prepared to handle his uniqueness?" "Oh, my, yes, yes." "His uniqueness is a perfect fit for the Little family." "Perfect." "Mr. and Mrs. Little." "We try to discourage couples from adopting children outside their own..." "Species." "It rarely works out." "Well, it will in this case." "LYLE LOVETT:" "I have a dream" "That everywhere I go most everyone" "And captures my eye" " (BELL DINGS)" " And they finally so" " (BELL DINGS)" " Facinating" "Had ended" "In kidding quite lookin' intersting" "A very special guy" " Bye, Stuart!" "Bye!" " I'm walking tall, flying high" " In a cold light of day" " KID:" "We'll miss you!" " It's not so easy, I've got to say - (KIDS CLAMORING)" "And oh, I'm so lonely" "STUART:" "So, what do I call you?" " ELEANOR:" "Mom." " FREDRICK:" "And Dad." "We haven't told you the best news of all." "You have a brother." " Named George." " STUART:" "A brother!" " What do I call him?" " ELEANOR:" "George." "LYLE LOVETT:" "I'm feeling relatively blue" "Oh, how I'd love a next to kin or two" "There has to be" "A place for me" "And I belong right now I don't need a dynasty" "A name to share" "A heart to care" "It's really old" "And then I'd be" "Walking tall" "A name to share" "A heart to care" "And then I'd be" "Walking tall" "FREDRICK:" "Well, Stuart, here we are, the family home." "ELEANOR:" "They say every Little in the world can find this house." "FREDRICK:" "Even if they've never been here before." " (DOOR OPENS)" " It's just something inside them." " (DOOR CLOSES)" " Something inside." " So, would you like a tour?" " I don't have any money." "MOM:" "That's Uncle Crenshaw, Cousin Edgar, Grandpa Spencer." "That's Aunt Beatrice." "And that's George, Your brother." "Look!" "He's already happy to see me." "(LAUGHS)" "Well, that's just about everybody." " Except for- - (SNOWBELL MEOWS)" " STUART:" "Aah!" " Oh!" " Whoa!" "Snowbell!" "Drop him right now!" "You spit Stuart out this instant, Snowbell!" "Spit him right out!" "STUART:" "Help me!" "Unh!" "ELEANOR:" "Oh!" "Stuart, are you all right?" "Wait!" "Aah!" "(SIGHS) I'm fine." "You must never harm Stuart!" "You understand?" "Never, or out you'll go, Mr. Snow." "Stuart is family now." "We do not eat family members." "GEORGE:" "Mom, Dad, I'm home!" "GEORGE:" "Is he here?" "Is my brother here?" " ELEANOR:" "He's certainly is." " Where is he?" "He's here." "Stuart, this is George." "ELEANOR:" "George, this is Stuart, your new brother." "No." "Really?" "Really, George." "This is your new brother." "You look somewhat like a mouse." "Yeah, well, I am somewhat like a mouse." "I see." "I have to go." "(DOOR OPENS)" " (DOOR CLOSES) - (GASPS)" "Is it just me or did he seem a little disappointed?" "Well, he's always a little tired after school." " Perks up around dinnertime." " Hmm." "FREDRICK:" "Mmm." "Meatloaf is delicious, dear." "ELEANOR:" "Cajun." "(SIGHS) Shall we get to know each other a little?" "George, don't you have anything you wanna ask Stuart?" "STUART:" "Sure, George." "Go ahead." "I'm an open book." "Ask me anything, the first thing that pops into your head." "Could you pass gravy?" "Hmm." " ELEANOR:" "Your new bedroom, Stuart." " FREDRICK:" "We hope you like it." "Sure is roomy." "(KISSES)" "Aww." "STUART:" "Good night, Mom." "Good night, Dad." " Good night, son." " Good night, sweetie." "(SWITCHES OFF LIGHT)" "Ahh." "(SIGHS)" " (DOOR OPENS)" " Huh?" "Nice kitty." "Nice kitty." "Pretty kitty." "SNOWBELL:" "Are you cozy?" "Yes, thanks." "I'm quite comfortable." "Cause all I've got to sleep on is a rag in the corner, you little rat." " You seem tense." " Tense?" "Oh." "I'm-I'm way past tense." "Well, maybe I can help." "STUART:" "What do you like?" "Can I scratch your ears?" "I could rub your tummy." "How'd you like to rub it from the inside, mouse boy?" "(SIGHS) Sorry, I'm a little confused." " I thought that's what you do with a pet." " A pet?" "!" "I am not your pet!" "I'm a cat." "You're a mouse." "You should be living in a hole." "This is my family." " Can't we share them?" " Read my furry pink lips:" "No." "I can't believe this." "I'm arguing with lunch." "And stay away from the windows." "The other cats find out about this, I'm ruined." "Oh, I gotta relax." "Where's my tinkle ball?" " (THEME PLAYING) - (CAR STEERING)" " ELEANOR:" "George!" "Time to get up!" " (DOOR KNOCKS)" "GEORGE:" "Okay, Mom." " Stuart, You too." " (DOOR KNOCKS)" "STUART:" "Okay, Mom." "(DOOR OPENS)" " (DOOR OPENS) - (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)" "(STUART YAWNING)" "Ahh!" "(GRUNTING)" "Oh." "Uh." "(BOTH SPITS)" " (SPITS) - (GARLING, SPITS)" "Uh-huh." "George, I'm trying to get the laundry started." "Okay." " STUART:" "Ohh!" " ELEANOR:" "In the laundry chute, please." "Okay!" "(DOOR OPENS)" " STUART:" "Aah!" " ELEANOR:" "Thank you." "STUART:" "Oh!" "(MUFFLED SHOUTING)" " Aah!" " (DOOR CLOSES)" " (TURNS ON) - (WATER POURING)" "Oh, dear." "Mom!" "Hello, Mom!" "STUART:" "It's Stuart in the washing machine, Mom!" "Hello, Mom!" "Where you going?" " (DOOR OPENS) - (HORN HONKING)" "Hmm." "(DOOR CLOSES)" " Odd." " FREDRICK:" "What is?" " I thought someone was at the door." " You look beautiful, dear." "Honey, should we talk to George before you go?" " About what?" " About Stuart." "He hasn't exactly embraced the situation." "STUART:" "Snowbell!" "Thank goodness you're here." "Do you believe this?" "I'm locked in the washer." "Can you help me?" "Can you turn this thing off?" "SNOWBELL:" "Why wouldn't I turn it off?" "It's my favorite show." "(LAUGHS) That's funny." "That's funny, Snowbell." "Snowbell, you can't leave me!" " Talk to the butt." " Snowbell, where are you going?" "Oh, I've gotta stare at traffic, yawn, lick myself." "And believe me, that could take hours if you do it right." "Ciao!" "(DOOR OPENS)" "Are you sure that Stuart is happy here?" "Oh, he's having the time of his life." "Help!" "Somebody, please help me!" " (KISSES)" " Bye." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "Hi, Stuart." " (MUFFLED) Help!" " Stuart!" " (DOOR OPENS)" " STUART:" "Aah!" "(COUGHING)" "ELEANOR:" "Stuart!" "Where are you?" " Oh!" "Stuart!" "Stuart!" " (SLIPPERING)" "(COUGHING)" " (COUGHING CONTINUES)" " Stuart, are you all right?" "I'm okay, Mom." "I-I'm uh-(SPITS)" "Aah!" "(STUART COUGHS)" " (SIGHS)" " Ah-choo!" "(SNIFFING)" "Is he gonna be all right?" "Well, a lad that size swallowing all that detergent.... (SIGHS) Amazingly, I think he's gonna be fine." " BOTH:" "Oh." " And so he's uh... very clean." "Yeah." "FREDRICK:" "Glad you're feeling better, Stuart." " STUART:" "Me too." " MOM:" "So excited." "We'll pick out a whole new wardrobe." " FREDRICK:" "There you go." " (PEOPLE CLAMORING)" " (DOOR CLOSES)" " Come on, George." " This'll be fun." " I don't wanna go shopping with Stuart." " George!" "Talk to him?" "You're right." " Oh, maybe you should" "FREDRICK:" "So, George." "I wanted to talk to you about Stuart." "I just want you to know that if you and he were to spend some real time together, you know, brother time." "GEORGE:" "Look at that one!" "FREDRICK:" "Oh, come on, George." "You have a boat." " A beautiful one." " It's not finished." "Well, you better get moving." "The race is soon." "GEORGE:" "So?" "Don't you want to race your boat, George?" " I'm not so good at the racing part." " DAD:" "So what?" "It doesn't matter about winning." "You try like heck and you have fun." "It's fun to finish last." "ELEANOR:" "Something formal?" "I should think." "I'm not sure of the fabric, but it should breathe." "He has a tendency to burrow and climb and generally scurry about." "Well, I'm sure we can find something to suit your particular need." " Here we have Barbados Ben." " STUART:" "Ooh." " Chef Ben." " MOM:" "Huh." " STUART:" "Ahh." " Lumberjack Ben." " Hmm." " And of course, Gladiator Ben." " (GASPS)" "Yes." "Does Ben always dress like this?" "No, no, no, madam." "There are many moods of Ben." "And it hold depends on the occasion." "Well, what if the occasion were a simple family party?" "I think I have just the thing." "There they are." " George?" " Hmm." " Uh." "Shopping?" " Hmm." "Stuart!" "Everything all right in there?" "Don't come in." "Shy." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "How do I look?" " Fantastic!" "I hardly recognize you." " Very smart." "And you look just like a little." "I do?" "Whew!" "Good." "I was worried I was gonna look just like Ben." " (BELL DINGS) - (DOOR OPENS)" " Oh, your here." " (LAUGHS)" " (ALL CLAMORING)" " MOM: (LAUGHING) Hi, auntie." " Crenshaw!" " Fredrick!" " Little high, Little low!" " ALL:" "Little hey, Little ho!" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "EDGAR:" "Yes!" "Where's my new nephew?" "CRENSHAW:" "Oh!" "The Little family's getting bigger and bigger." " (LAUGHING CONTINUES)" " Boy." "That's a lot of littles." " Uncle Crenshaw!" " CRENSHAW:" "Aah!" " BEATRICE:" "Yay!" " (ROARING)" "(LAUGHS) There's my favorite little nephew." "STRETCH:" "Oh, You can't say that anymore, Crenshaw." "TINA:" "That's right." "Now we have two favorite little nephews." "EDGAR:" "That's right!" "Where is the lad?" "STRETCH:" "Yes." "He has a lot of gifts to open." "Are any those for me?" "ALL:" "Uh." "CRENSHAW:" "You see, George, well, we thought" "TINA: (LAUGHS) That's exact-- We thought that later" "Uh." "Attention, everybody." " We like to introduce you to someone." " This is Stuart." "(DRUMS ROLLS)" "(BLOWS TRUMPET)" "Hello, everyone." " STRETCH:" "He's a" " A" " BEATRICE:" "Adorable!" " TINA:" "Adorable." "Yeah, that's right." "I couldn't think of the word." " Oh, Stuart." "Look!" " (EXCLAMING)" " Oh." "Wow, look at that." " Look at that." "This is a real Schmelling." " STUART:" "Oh!" "Those are the best kind." "CRENSHAW:" "You know what they say. "If it ain't Schmelling...."" "ALL: "It ain't bowling!"" " (ALL LAUGHING)" " STRETCH:" "Look here, Stuart." "Climb on up here, son." "Plant your caboose right up here." "He may have to grow into it." "TINA:" "I think he's grown a little since we've been here." " Yeah." " That's what happened to me." "One summer, I just shot right up." "May I say something?" "In the orphanage, we used to tell fairy tales of finding our families and having a party like this." "A party with cakes and presents and all varieties of meat loaf." "A party with a big family who came from far away just to wish us well." "STUART:" "I don't know much about families but this must be the nicest family in the world, I think." "STUART:" "So I just wanted to thank each of you." "Because now I know" " Fairy tales are real. - (CLAPPING)" " MOM:" "Oh, Stuart." "Fairy tales are real?" "Oy!" "I think I'm gonna cough up a fur ball." "CRENSHAW:" "Now it's time for the best present of all." "It's something for you and George." "DAD:" "George?" "Stand next to Stuart." "This is something that gave your father and me hours of enjoyment when we were young brothers just like you and Stuart." "This ball belonged to your great great-grandfather Jedediah Little." "Remember, Frederick, those long summer days playing catch?" "George!" "Why don't you take your brother outside and toss around the old horsehide?" "CRENSHAW:" "Yeah, what do you say, George?" "You ready?" "Are you all nuts?" "Bicycles and bowling balls?" "How will he toss a baseball?" "GEORGE:" "How will he do any of those things?" "He's not my brother." "He's a mouse." " STRETCH:" "Time to go." " TINA:" "Excellent idea." "(ALL CLAMORING)" " STUART:" "Aah!" " MOM:" "Aah!" "Aah!" " What, what, what?" "Where?" " STUART:" "Aah!" "Aah!" " (LIGHTS ON)" "Stuart." "Did I hurt you?" "What's the matter?" "I-I just wanted to ask you something, but you were already asleep." " What did you want to ask us?" " STUART:" "About my real family." "You know, the ones I look like." "He hates us." "(SIGHS) We've never been hated before." "STUART:" "No, no, no, it's not that." "It's not that at all." "It just that- something's missing." "I feel an empty space inside me and I just want to know what was there before." "You have an empty space?" " That's so sad." " STUART:" "Oh, dear." "I hope I haven't left you dismayed and disappointed." "No, no, no." "No." "No." "We don't feel dismayed and disappointed." "Not at all." " STUART:" "Are you sure?" " We're certain, Stuart." "And if you want us to, we'll find out about your real parents." "Well, good night, then." "It's out of the question." "And it's against the rules." "KEEPER:" "Besides, it's very hard to track mouse families there." "Not very good with paperwork." "But he has an empty space." "Are there problems with Stuart?" "Problem--?" "No, not at all." "No, no." " Well, there's been a few...." " Difficulties." "Difficulties?" "Well, like the cat trying to eat him when we first brought him home." "He spat the boy right out, of course, in one heck of a jiffy." "Yeah." "Mrs. Keeper." "He wants to know about his family." "Any child would have questions about that." "Yes." "STUART:" "Hey, Snow." "I know that you and I got off on the wrong paw." "I just wanted to see if we could start out fresh." "You know?" "Clean slate." "What do you say?" "Wanna be friends?" "Um. (CLICKS TONGUE) No." "Okay, then." "Heh!" "He's playing with my head." "He's trying to psych me out." "Sick little rodent." "MONTY:" "Hey, Snow, let me in!" "I'm starving!" " What's in the dish today?" " Oh, no." "Monty the Mouth." "He sees Stuart, it'll be all over the neighborhood." "MONTY:" "Let me in." " Go away!" "There's no food here." " Please?" "Shoo!" "MONTY:" "You know, I'm not picky, as long as it ain't meat loaf." "That stuff gives me gas something awful." "Sorry, it's meat loaf." "Oh, well." "Beggars can't be choosers." "Load me up and light a match." "SNOWBELL:" "Oh, no, no, Monty." "Stop." "You don't wanna do that." "Why?" "I eat from garbage cans, drink from public toilets." " Like a little gas is gonna bother me." " No, wait!" "Don't!" "Oh, great." "What am I gonna tell him now?" "Monty." "I can explain." "I" " He's a" " Explain what?" " Explain that you should stuff your face." "Oh, thanks." "Gee, Monty." "I don't wanna rush you, but you really have to leave." "The Littles are due back any minute and... you know you don't 'like strange cats in the house." "Not that your strange. (LAUGHS)" " SNOWBELL:" "Aah!" " Hey, Snow." " What's wrong with you?" " Nothing." "MONTY:" "You know, you're the one acting strange." "What is it?" "Worms?" "Fleas?" "MONTY:" "Yeah, you look pale. (SIGHS)" " Maybe you should see a vet." " A vet?" "What a swell idea." "SNOWBELL:" "Do you know anybody?" "I'm not so happy with mine." "He makes us wait and his hands are always cold." " What was that?" "What was that, What?" " What was that, What?" " Huh?" " (DOOR OPENS)" "MONTY:" "Well, I hate to eat and run." "No, no, please." "By all means." "Run." "Run like the wind!" "(RASBERRIES) Whoa!" "Whew!" "That was gross." "Hey, Snow, I almost forgot to thank you." "The" " Hey." " (RATTLING)" " What the-?" "Oh, no." " (CRACKS)" " Aah!" "Uh." "Ah, my pants." "SNOWBELL:" "Say, they're really putting some wild prizes in there, huh, Monty?" " (LICKS)" " Huh?" "Oh, hello." "You must be a friend of Snowbell's." "I'm Stuart." " Aren't you gonna run?" " Why?" "MONTY:" "Cause your a mouse?" "(STAMMERS) I'm not just a mouse." "(STAMMERS) I'm also a member of this family." " Oh." " A mouse with a pet cat." "(LAUGHING) A mouse with a pet cat!" " (MONTY LAUGHS)" " I guess that is pretty funny." "Pretty funny?" "(LAUGHS) I'm gonna wet my fur!" "A mouse with a pet cat!" "(LAUGHS)" "Your new little master. (LAUGHS) Wait till the boys hear about this." " (BOTH LAUGHING)" " Oh." "The humiliation." " SNOWBELL:" "I'm gonna kill you!" " STUART:" "Oh, dear!" " Aah!" " (MONTY LAUGHS)" " SNOWBELL:" "Come back here!" " Whoa!" "Aah!" "(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYS)" "SNOWBELL:" "Aah!" " (THUMP)" " STUART:" "Aah!" "Ow!" "Aah!" "Aah!" " (GASPS) Aah!" "Unh!" " Aah!" "Unh!" "All right." "No more Mr. Nice Kitty!" " You!" " Aah!" " STUART:" "Aah!" "Unh!" " Get outta here!" "You can't go in there!" "That's George's room." "Come back." "Come on out." "I'm not gonna hurt you." "I just wanna show you something." "Come on." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Uh-oh!" "Whoa!" "Aah!" "Unh!" "STUART:" "Wow." " What are you doing here?" " Aah!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "I just thought I'd drop in." " Did you build all these?" " Me and my dad." "STUART:" "Wow, this is incredible." "It's like being in a real live Western." "(IMIATES COWBOY) Howdy, parter." "Draw, you lily-livered, yellow-bellied son of a one-eyed prairie dog." "(GUNSHOTS SOUND)" " I'm trying to concentrate." " Oh." "Sorry." "Heh." " (BLOWS) - (TRAIN BLOWING)" "STUART:" "Is-Is that a train?" "What's it look like, picklehead?" "Could we play with it?" "Please, please, please, please, please, please, please?" " (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYS) - (TRAIN APPROACHES)" "Help!" "Somebody help me!" " (TRAIN BLOWS)" " Help!" "Please!" "STUART:" "Somebody help me!" "Please!" "(BLOWING CONTINUES)" "Ta-da!" " Thank you very much." "Thank you." " (GIGGLES) You're crazy." "Hey!" "I have an idea." " (LIGHTS ON) - (ENGINE STARTS)" "Hop in." "Wow!" "A Roadster!" "GEORGE:" "Go ahead." "Check it out." "(DOOR CLOSES)" " (SNIFFING)" " GEORGE:" "Stuart, what's wrong?" "Nothing." "It's just it's the first time I've fit in since I got here." "STUART:" "What's that?" "GEORGE:" "Oh, that." "That's the Wasp." "Wow." " She's beautiful." " Yeah, but she's not finished." "When are you gonna finish it?" "Well, me and my dad were building her, but I decided to stop." "How come?" "I'm too little for a race like that." "STUART:" "Little?" "You're not little." "Well, not to me." "Stuart, you've never seen one of these races." "There's hundreds of people there." "Everybody from school." " Unh." " I mean what if you lost?" "Well, at least you'll have been somewhere." "Come on, George." "What do you say?" "Let's get started." "You know." "I'm not really sure I want a brother." "Oh." "Well, how about a friend?" "I guess I can always use a friend." " (DOOR OPENS)" " George?" " GEORGE:" "Yes, Dad?" " Have you seen Stuart?" "He's down here with me." "What are you doing to him?" "GEORGE:" "He's helping me finish the Wasp." "That's--That's wonderful, son." "That's terrific!" "STUART:" "Can't race her like this." "Right, George?" " Right." " Well, when's the next race?" " Two days." " Two days?" "We'll be ready." " Well, how about we all go together?" " That's a wonderful idea." " GEORGE:" "That would be great." " STUART:" "All of us together." "STUART:" "The whole family." "SNOWBELL:" "The whole family. (CRYING)" "MONTY:" "I'm telling you, Snowy, this guy can fix anything." "But they're alley cats." "They're mean, they're vicious, they're all hopped up on catnip." "MONTY:" "Quit being such a scaredy-cat." "You wanna get rid of the mouse or not?" " Of course I do." " All right." "Then." "Hey!" "Hey, Smokey, Smokey!" "It's me!" "It's me, Monty." "SMOKEY:" "What is it now?" "Well, my friend Snowbell here needs a favor." "Snowbell. (CHUCKLES) Now there's a memory name." "Yeah." "You see, sir, I've got this mouse at home l can't eat." "Sensitive stomach?" "No." "I can't eat him because (CLEARS THROAT) he's a member of the family." " SMOKEY:" "A mouse with a pet cat?" " MONTY:" "Isn't that funny?" "(LAUGHING)" "SMOKEY:" "That's not funny!" "That's sick!" "A cat can't have a rodent for a master." "What's this world coming to?" "It's against the laws of nature!" "Word of this gets out, it'll be bad for cats all over." " So you think you can help me?" " Consider it done." "Do you hear that, Monty?" "Thank you, Mr. Smokey, sir." "SNOWBELL:" "I'll never forgive this." "Really?" "Don't worry, Tinkerbell." "I'm all over it." "(LAUGHING) Tinkerbell!" "He called me Tinkerbell!" " Your a funny guy!" " Yeah, whatever." " (SNOWBELL LAUGHS)" " SMOKEY:" "Sheesh!" "House cats." "Are you sure he'll keep this hush-hush?" "You kidding?" "Cat's got his tongue." "Get it?" "Cat's got his tongue, because he's a cat." " SNOWBELL:" "Shut up!" " MONTY:" "Okay." "ANNOUNCER:" "Ahoy, fellow yachtsmen!" "And welcome, everyone, to the 92nd annual Central Park Boat Race." "Undoubtedly model racing's most prestigious event." "Children from all over New York gather here every year to see whose boat will prevail." "Who will win the race and take home the magnificent trophy?" " GEORGE:" "Anchor up?" " STUART:" "Check." " GEORGE:" "Stays all battened?" " STUART:" "Check." " Rudder?" " Check." " Sail?" " Check." " Third line?" " Check." "They're doing checks." "So, George, Stuart, would you like a hot dog?" "BOTH:" "Check." "ANNOUNCER:" "And from Manhattan's Upper West Side the Wasp, piloted by George Little." "Everything appears to be in shipshape." "But to be on the safe side, I better check the hull for leaks." "The Lillian B. Womrat." " Piloted by Anton Garfran." " Oh no, Anton!" "ANTON:" "Gee, George, what did you do, get that out of a cereal box?" "I'm glad you're here, George." "Someone's gotta finish last." "I don't like that child." "All set to get under way." " (CLEARS THROAT) - (BANGS MICROPHONE)" "ANNOUNCER:" "It's time get those boats in the water in." "And grab your remote." " Stuart, did you get the remote?" " Aye, aye, Captain." "(STUART GRUNTING)" "(ANNOUNCER CONTINUES)" "Wow!" "Doesn't she look great?" "(GRUNTING CONTINUES)" "Uh-oh." "Are you okay?" " Maybe we should go home." " Why?" "I'm not wearing my lucky underwear." "You don't have lucky underwear." "Well, maybe we should get some and then come back for another race." "(GASPS, GRUNTS)" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Ahh." "George, listen, I know how worried you are about losing, believe me." "But you know what we say?" "The thing that really matters is to never stop trying." "Okay?" " Okay." " FREDRICK:" "That's the sprit." "(BELL DINGING)" "Everyone to your places." " The race is about to start." " STUART:" "Aah!" "My!" " Where's Stuart?" " STUART:" "Aah!" " Look out, sir!" " (BANGS)" "(GASPS)" "ANNOUNCER:" "One minute to race time, ladies and gentlemen." " Stuart!" "Are you hurt?" " Stuart, what happened?" "It was completely my fault." "I couldn't grip it." " ANTON:" "Nice going, Captain Loser!" " (ALL LAUGHING)" "ANNOUNCER:" "All set to get under way." " All boats on the starting line immediately." " George, wait!" " Oh, honey." "Everything will be all right." " No, it won't." "Maybe we could fix it, huh?" "A little glue." "Who'll know?" "Mom." "This is awful." "Our first family outing." "I ruined everything." "(SIGHS) Well, you know, Stuart." "These things happen." "But what about George?" "I'll be right back." "George, you know what?" "Just because we can't be in the race doesn't mean our family outing has to be ruined." "I really think" "ANNOUNCER:" "All boats to your marks." "Ready and:" " (BOAT HORNS) - (CROWD CHEERING)" "(SIGHS)" "I think we should just go home." "ANNOUNCER:" "The sails are full and-- There's a mouse on that boat?" "(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYS)" " GEORGE:" "Stuart!" " BOTH:" "Stuart!" "(CROWD CHEERING)" " STUART:" "George!" " GEORGE:" "Stuart!" " (LAUGHING)" " What are you doing?" " STUART:" "Sailing!" "I hope." " MOM:" "Stuart, you'll come back here..." " this minute!" " STUART:" "I can't!" " Why not?" " I don't know how!" "ANNOUNCER:" "The competitors are jockeying for position." "ELEANOR:" "Oh, Fredrick!" "I don't like this one bit." "FREDRICK:" "Stuart, your mother don't like this one bit!" "STUART:" "I'm okay, Mom!" "Go, Stuart!" "Tighten the mainsail!" "STUART:" "What's a mainsail?" "ANNOUNCER:" "Once the boats get past the footbridge." "GEORGE:" "Move!" "Come on, Stuart!" "ANTON:" "Gee, George." "You all done crying?" "Yeah!" "Are you all done being a jerk?" "No." "STUART:" "Don't worry, George!" "I won't let you down!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Away the boats are sailing." "(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)" "Oh, Fredrick." "What if he falls?" "Remember, he's a quite fine swimmer." "(KIDS CLAMORING)" " (CONTROL CLICKS) - (WATER RUNNING)" "(BANGING)" "Hey!" "That's cheating!" "You can't do that!" "Well, I just did." "STUART:" "Oh, dear." "(BOAT STEERING)" "(BANGING)" "STUART:" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)" "(GULPS)" "(WIND WHISTLING)" "Aah!" "Aah!" "STUART:" "Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah!" "Aah!" " What's he doing?" " I think he's hiking out." " (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYS) - (STUART YELLING)" "(STUART PANTING)" "ANTON:" "Hope that mouse can swim." " (CONTROL CLICKS) - (WIND WHISTLES)" " The Wasp is gonna take the lead." " Stuart, look out!" " (GASPS) - (BANGING)" " (WATER RUNNING) - (CLUNKING)" " (CREAKING)" " Aah!" "That can't be good." "Look what that stupid mouse did to my sail!" " He's not a stupid mouse." " You're right." "He's a stupid rat." "(KIDS EXCLAIMING)" "(GRUNTS)" " DAD:" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Come on!" " ANTON:" "Get off me." "Get off!" "George!" "(WAVES RUNNING)" " (WIND WHISTLES) - (CREAKING)" " Stuart!" " Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Whoa!" "(CREAKING)" "ANTON:" "Something's wrong?" "Unh." "What's happening?" "(BOAT TURNING)" "(PANTING)" "STUART:" "Aah!" "Aah!" "(GRUNTS)" "Aah!" "Oh!" " (LAUGHS)" " Yeah!" " STUART:" "Yeah!" " (LAUGHS)" "(KIDS CLAMORING)" "(CROWD CHEERING)" "Who is the mouse anyway?" "That's no mouse." "That's my brother." " (STUART LAUGHS)" " ANNOUNCER:" "Good sailing, Mr. Mouse!" "(CHEERING)" "BOTH:" "Little high, Little low!" "ALL:" "Little hey, Little ho!" "(CHEERING)" "Oh, Fredrick." "Look at them." "(CHEERING CONTINUES)" "CRENSHAW:" "You know what." "This cost for a picture." "What's wrong?" "Well, it's just a you four look great together." "(MUSIC PLAYS)" "This is the happiest moment of my life." "(STAMMERING) I feel 10 inches tall." " (CAMERA CLICKS) - (BELL DINGS)" "FREDRICK:" "I'll get it." "(DOOR OPENS)" " REGINALD:" "Mr. Little." " Yes?" "Down here." "Very sorry to disturb you at your lovely abode." "CAMILLE:" "I hope we're not intruding." "My name's Reginald Stout." "This is my wife, Camille." " An extreme pleasure." " We're looking for Stuart." " Yeah, but" " Are you friends of his?" "REGINALD:" "Well, not exactly." " ELEANOR:" "Fellow yachtmen?" " REGINALD:" "Guess again." " CAMILLE:" "Reggie." "Just tell them." " We're his parents!" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)" "REGINALD:" "Hmm." "Ahh!" "(CRUNCHING) Mmm." "Mmm!" "Reggie!" "Stop it." " (LAUGHS) - (SIGHS)" "(REGINALD EATING)" "CAMILLE:" "Um, It so good to see you again, Stuart." "There's so much we have to catch up on." "Why didn't you want me?" "Stuart." "It shame me to say this." "But you weren't born into a prosperous home." "(SIGHS) That's right." "We couldn't feed you, dear." "Couldn't feed him?" "How much could he eat?" " FREDRICK:" "George, please." " (CRUNCHING)" "CAMILLE:" "Letting you go was the toughest choice we ever made." " It was?" " CAMILLE:" "Yes." "But now we can be a family again." "Absolutely." "Are these salted." " (CRUNCHES)" " REGINALD:" "Mmm!" "Dear." "The children." "Yeah." "George, Stuart, I think we need to talk to the Stouts alone." "Don't worry." "Mom and Dad will take care of it." "Mr.  Mrs. Stout, I'm afraid there's been a mistake." " Right." " Stuart can't leave with you." " (STAMMERS) He's" " Exactly." " One of the family." "REGINALD:" "You may feel like he's family, but he'll never really be family." "You may not realize it, but I'm sure he does." "There's something you'll never be able to give him." "...because you're human." "No offense." "It's a place that you'll never be able to fill." "An empty space." "STUART:" "Mom, Dad." "You want me to leave?" " FREDRICK:" "No." " ELEANOR:" "Oh, dear." "We just want what's best for you." "GEORGE:" "But Stuart lives here." "George, come on." "This is hard for all of us." "This stinks!" "(DOOR OPENS)" "(DOOR SLAMS)" "STUART:" "I don't understand." "I thought I was in a fairy tale." "Fairy tales are made-up stories, Stuart." "This is real." "This is about where you belong." "Please, come home, Stuart." "Your real home." "Your gonna love it, son!" "We live on a golf course!" "We look right over the main fairway." "It's beautiful." "Beautiful." " (CAR APPROACHES) - (WHISTLING)" "Hey!" "Taxi!" "Aah!" "What's a mouse have to do to get a cab in this city?" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)" "You'll speak to George for me, won't you?" "STUART:" "I'd hate to say goodbye to a basement door." " Of course." " REGINALD:" "Taxi!" " (CAR ACCLERATES)" " Yo!" "Yo, taxi!" "Time to go, Stuart." "STUART:" "Well, goodbye." " (KISSES)" " We love you." "Ah, yeah." "I love you, Mom." "(CLEARS THROAT) Mrs. Little." " (DOOR OPENS)" " Boy, that looks heavy." "You need some help with that?" "Camille?" "Oh." "(WHISPERS) Fredrick." "Let's do something." "What?" "Let's just make them go away." "We're bigger than they are." "We'll say, "Go, shoo." We'll scare their little whiskers off." "Eleanor, you're not being rational." "Rational, shmational." "Something about this is not right." "I just know it." "Look at them." "They just fit." "So what?" "!" "I have shoes that fit and I hate them!" " As Stuart's mother, I am" " But you're not." "But she is." " GEORGE:" "Stuart!" " (DOOR OPENS)" "Wait!" "George?" " (THUD)" " I want you to have this." "Oh, George." "Not the Roadster." "George, You love this car." " (STAMMERS) I couldn't." " I want you to." " Thanks, George." " I wish you didn't have to go." " GEORGE:" "I'm gonna miss you." " I'll miss you too, George." "(SIGHS)" " (DOOR CLOSES) - (ROADSTER STARTS)" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(SNOWBELL MEOWS)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)" "BOTH:" "When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie" "That's amore" " (HORN HONKS)" " REGINALD:" "Sing with me, Stuart!" "When the world seems to shine Like you had too much wine" "CAMILLE:" "You'll have to tell me your favorite foods... so I can fix them for you, Stuart." "REGINALD:" "What for?" "You can't cook!" "CAMILLE:" "But I can learn." "We're a family, now." "And there's a lot of adjustments we'll all have to make." " Right, Reggie?" " REGINALD:" "Right, Camille." "Well, here we are, Stuart." "The family home." "CAMILLE:" "The family home." "REGINALD:" "I mind you, this is just our summer place." "Winter, we live in a crawlspace above a delicatessen." "You like corned beef, Stuart?" "STUART:" "How's it prepared?" "REGINALD:" "Prepared?" "It drops out of a fat guy's mouth, we grab it and run." "STUART:" "Sounds like an acquired taste." "REGINALD:" "Acquired taste?" "I love this kid!" " (LIGHT SWITCHES)" " CAMILLE:" "Your new bedroom, Stuart." " (GRUNTING)" " We hope you like it." " (SIGHS)" " Well, good night." "Sleep tight." "Don't let the bedbugs bite." "Hey, I'm serious about those bedbugs." "Keep an eye open. (WINKS EYE)" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)" "(MOTORS DRIVES)" "(SIGHS)" "Oh!" "(CRIES)" "ELEANOR:" "It's very kind of you to check on us like this." "Actually, I had something to tell you." "(SIGHS) But first, how are things going?" " (SIGHS) It's been difficult." " Difficult?" " No, very difficult." " Very difficult?" " FREDRICK:" "Worse." " Worse than very difficult?" " Yes, it's been almost" " Unbearable." "Just the word I was looking for." "Oh, maybe this isn't a good time, then." "MRS. KEEPER:" "You see, I came over to give you some news." " What type of news?" " (SIGHS)" "Uh, they had an accident." " Who?" " Stuart's parents." "FREDRICK:" "Oh, my goodness." "Well, are they all right?" "No." "They didn't make it." " Oh, no!" "Oh my" " What happened?" "MRS. KEEPER:" "Well, apparently they were grocery shopping, canned-food aisle." "There was an unsteady pyramid of cans and it collapsed." "MRS. KEEPER:" "Took three bag boys to dig them out." "They had to identify them by their dental records." "Oh, how horrible!" "MRS. KEEPER:" "Cream of mushroom soup." "Two-for-one sale." "That's a very heavy soup." " How is Stuart taking it?" " Well, he doesn't know." " You mean no one's told him?" " Does he have to know?" "FREDRICK:" "Six months after they don't come back, won't he wonder where they went?" "But they've been gone for years." "Years?" "How is that possible?" "Because they died years ago." "Which part is confusing you?" "Stuart's parents took him away three days ago." "Three days ago?" "Stuart's parents died in a tragic cream-mushroom-soup incident years ago." "I just told you." "Dear, we have to take this up with the police!" "Hmm?" "(SIRENS WAILING)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" " (BELL DINGS) - (DOOR OPENS)" " SHERMAN:" "Mrs. Little?" " Yes." "I'm Detective Sherman." "This is my partner, Detective Allen." " We understand your son is missing." " ELEANOR:" "Thank you for coming." "SNOWBELL:" "They know about the Stouts!" "They know about the Stouts!" " The jig is up!" "What are we gonna do?" " Hey, get ahold of yourself." "What are you talking about?" "I'm in big!" "I'm in deep poopy-do!" "MONTY:" "Calm down." "Calm down." "Don't get your fur in a bunch." "All we need is a new plan." "SMOKEY:" "We do what we should've done in the first place." " We scratch him out." " MONTY:" "Scratch him out?" "But, Smokey, the police are involved." "I don't wanna get kicked out of my house." "I'm not a street cat." "I'm a house cat." "I don't wanna lose my furry basket or my tinkle ball that I push with my nose." " No." "Buddy, pull yourself together." " (SNOWBELL SOBS)" "SMOKEY:" "It's settled." "Stuart Little get's scratched tonight." "(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)" " (METAL CLICKS) - (CAMERA CLICKS)" " (TAKES OFF GLOVES) - (LUGGAGE CLOSES)" "SHERMAN:" "Okay." "Very good." "Mr. and Mrs. Little, you'll have to come downtown." " Oh." " Oh." "(OFFICERS CLAMORING)" "(PHONE RINGS)" "FREDRICK:" "Detective Sherman. what are our chances of seeing Stuart again?" "SHERMAN:" "You want it straight?" " No." " Absolutely not." "Well, in that case Stuart's probably home right now waiting for you." "Huh." "Maybe we should hear it a little straighter than that." "Okay." "In a case like this If the kiddnapper have not called by now... then they're not interested in money." " What are they interested in?" " ALLEN:" "Kicks." "Exactly." "It's my guess these two sickos are on some kind of cross-country mouse-killing spree." " Oh, no." " Well, thank you." " Yes, you can kiss this boy goodbye." " Oh!" " Thank you, detective." "It's over." "The things I've seen." "SHERMAN:" "Phil, where is that book on the grisly photos?" "Believe me, you don't want to see this." " (LAUGHS) No, well" " It'll only take a second." "Whoa!" "Right off the bat." "Look at this one." "This one kept me awake for weeks." "BOTH:" "Oh!" "(TIRES SCREECHES)" "(ROADSTER RUNNING)" "CAMILLE:" "What did they want?" "(SIGHS) Where's the boy?" "Oh, no." " (LIGHT SWITCHES)" " REGINALD:" "Stuart, wake up." " STUART:" "Huh?" "What?" " REGINALD:" "Get dressed." " We're taking you for a ride." " STUART:" "Where are we going?" "REGINALD:" "Some friends of ours have gathered to meet you." "STUART:" "A gathering?" "What should I wear?" "REGINALD:" "It doesn't matter." "Wear anything." "STUART:" "Is it formal?" "Just put something on!" "(CAMILLE CRYING)" "STUART:" "Why is mom crying?" "Mom?" "I'm not angry at you for putting me up for adoption." "(CRYING)" "And now that I'm a Stout again, I'll always be here to take care of you." "Oh!" "(SOBBING)" "Because that's what families do." "Mom, they take care of each other." "(SOBBING CONTINUES)" " Ow!" " Tell him the truth!" "STUART:" "You made a deal with a cat?" "He has cornered us at the bottom of a cup on the fifth hole." "It was curtains." "STUART:" "So you agreed to pose as my parents?" " BOTH:" "Yes." " You lied and cheated?" " Yes." " You took me away from the Littles..." " just when we were all so happy?" " BOTH:" "Yes!" "That's wonderful." "I think he miss something." "Let me go over it again." "That's why I've been feeling so sad." "That's why I keep thinking of them." "I'm not a Stout." "I'm a Little." "I'm Stuart Little." "(YELLING) I'm Stuart Little!" "(WHISPERS) Stuart, please." "You have to listen to us." "The cats have decided you're too risky to keep around anymore." "They ordered us to hand you over to them." "As your fake father, I order you to run." " I'll go home." " REGINALD:" "Home?" "No, no." "That's miles from here. lt's dark out." "Every cat in the city is looking for you." "Besides, you could get lost." "No." "No, I can't." "Every Little in the world can find a Little house!" "(ROADSTER ACCLERATES)" "STUART:" "Bye, Fake Father!" "Bye, Fake Mother!" " Goodbye, Fake Son." " Goodbye, Stuart." "CAMILLE: (SIGHS) I'm gonna miss that boy." "I'm gonna miss that car." "(CRICKETS TWEETING)" " George." "Tell him." " Well, I think we have to--Yeah." " (DOOR OPENS) - (PEOPLE CLAMORS)" " GEORGE:" "Who has the glue?" " EDGAR:" "I'm the glue man." " CRENSHAW:" "Okay." " GEORGE:" "Here's $500." " What's going on?" "BEATRICE:" "We're making posters." "We'll put them up all over the city." "EDGAR:" "That's right." "They describe Stuart and offer a reward." " If anyone finds him." " CRENSHAW:" "Isn't he wonderful?" "It was all George's idea." "George." "Never stop trying." "Right, Dad?" "Listen, (STAMMERS) I'm afraid this isn't gonna work." "Why not?" "Fredrick." "(STAMMERS) Cause, there's no picture." "Uh, we need a picture of Stuart." "The family photo." "(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)" "LUCKY:" "Smokey." "Hey, Smokey." "SMOKEY:" "Keep it down." "LUCKY:" "Hey." "It's me, Lucky." "I just heard from the Brooklyn cats." "Bad news." "The Stouts squealed." "SMOKEY:" "I knew those mice were rats." "LUCKY:" "The kid's on his way home." "What do we do?" "No problem." "He's gotta go through the park, right?" "Let's meet him and have ourselves a little picnic." "LUCKY:" "Oh, great." "I'll bring herring." "Hey, hey, hey, moron!" "The mouse is the picnic." " LUCKY:" "Oh." " (ROASTER STEERING)" "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)" "(BRIAN SETZER SINGING)" " (MUSIC STOPS) - (DOOR OPENS)" "Mmm-hmm." "Oh." "STUART:" "Every Little in the world can find the Little house." "I'm a little." "I'm a little." "I'm a little lost." " (MUSIC PLAYS) - (GASPS)" "(PANTS, GASPS)" "(GASPS)" "(STUART WHIMPERING)" "Aah." "Aah!" "How you doing?" "You must be Stuart." "Actually..." " I must be going." " (DOOR CLOSES)" "LUCKY:" "What's your hurry, Murray?" "RED:" "Yeah, Where you going, Murray?" "Uh, Stuart?" "What's his name?" "(TIRE SCREECHES)" "SMOKEY:" "Hey!" "Come back here, you little rat!" " RED:" "He's getting away!" " SMOKEY:" "Lucky, Red." "Get him!" "Come on!" " LUCKY:" "Going backwards!" " RED:" "It's a hell of a driver!" " Go, go, go!" " Oh, cool!" "We got him!" " RED:" "I got him, Smokey." " LUCKY:" "No, I got him." "STUART:" "Aah!" "Aah!" "The only thing you guys got are big mouths." "So shut up and run." " (BANGS)" " STUART:" "Aaaaaaah!" "Unhh!" "(GRUNTS, PANTS)" " RED:" "Geronimo!" " LUCKY:" "Banzai!" " SMOKEY:" "Aaaaaaah!" " SMOKEY:" "We got him now!" " Come on." "(ENGINE STARTS)" " RED:" "Aaaaaaah!" "Unhh!" " SMOKEY:" "Aah!" " LUCKY:" "Aah!" " STUART:" "Ow!" " (ROADSTER ACCLERATES)" " RED:" "I got him!" "I got him!" " SMOKEY:" "Get him, Red!" "Get him!" "STUART:" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aaaah!" "Unhh!" "Aah!" " LUCKY:" "I hope he runs out of gas." " RED:" "I hope you do." "Why don't you run in the back!" "LUCKY:" "I can't help it." "I have a nervous stomach." "SMOKEY:" "And I have an empty stomach!" "Now get that mouse!" "Aaah!" " STUART:" "Aaaaaaaah!" " (WATER SPLASHING)" "LUCKY:" "Did you see that?" "Damn!" "Nobody could've survived that." "Right, boss?" "SMOKEY:" "Yeah." "The mouse is sleeping in the fishes." "RED:" "Long wet nap." " (GASPS)" " SMOKEY:" "Hey!" "The sewer rat's alive!" "After him!" "LUCKY: (LAUGHS) No way." "I'm a cat." "And I don't do water." "SMOKEY:" "All right, Red." "You go." "RED:" "Oh, no." "You want to do water, hire a spaniel." "SMOKEY:" "I don't believe this." "What are you, guys?" "A bunch of house cats?" " (STUART PANTING) - (CATS CLAMORING)" "(PANTING CONTINUES)" "(GASPS)" "STUART:" "Oh, no!" "Oh, no!" "Oh, dear!" "Oh, dear!" "Oh, dear!" "Oh, dear!" "(GRUNTS)" "Aaah!" "Aah!" "(GRUNTS) Ahh!" "FREDRICK:" "Crenshaw, Tina, Uncle Stretch." "You go uptown." "Cover as many streets as you can." " (DOOR OPENS)" " Edgar, Beatrice, Spencer." "You take downtown." "Every side street and back alley." " SPENCER:" "All right." " Estelle." " (DOOR OPENS) - (STAMMERS) You better go with them." "GEORGE:" "Where do I go?" "ELEANOR:" "You come with us." "We're gonna circle the park." " (DOOR OPENS) - (STUART GRUNTING)" "(SIGHS)" " FREDRICK:" "You're making a lot of stops." " (DOOR CLOSES)" "STUART:" "I made it." "I can't believe it." "I'm home." " Mom!" "Dad!" "I'm coming!" " (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)" " (CREAKS) - (STUART GRUNTING)" "Mom!" "Dad!" "George!" "STUART:" "It's me, Stuart!" "I'm back!" "Mom!" "Dad!" "George!" "Where is everybody?" "SNOWBELL:" "There's nobody else here." "It's just you and me, kid." " Where'd they go?" " Movies, I think." " STUART:" "Movies?" " Oh, yeah." "Ever since you left, it's just movies, parties... roller-skating, amusement parks." "They're having the time of their lives." " STUART:" "They are?" " SNOWBELL:" "Oh, sure." "Stuart, I hate to have to tell you this." " But they're celebrating." " Celebrating what?" " Can't you guess." " No." "They were just so happy to get rid of you." "That's a lie!" "I don't believe that!" "Oh, boy." "I wish I could spare you this." "This is gonna break your little heart." " Look up there." " STUART:" "At what?" "See for yourself." "(GRUNTING)" "SNOWBELL:" "They did that." "Right after when you left." "Mrs. Little said, "Who wants to look at that face anymore?"" " She did?" " Yeah." "And George?" "She gave it to him, and he tore it up." " He did?" " SNOWBELL:" "Yeah." "I'd give you the pieces, but Mr. Little set them on fire." "I tried to warn you, Stuart." "I told you it wasn't gonna work out." "I should've known." "It was too good to be true." " What are you gonna do now?" " I don't know." " I guess I'll just" " Leave immediately?" "Good idea." "I'll tell the family you dropped by." "Although, It'll probably just make them sick." " (CRYING) Bye, Snowbell." " Goodbye, buddy." "This is killing me." " ELEANOR:" "George." " GEORGE:" "But I'm almost done." "FREDRICK:" "Come on." "It's getting late." "Time to go home." "GEORGE:" "I don't think I missed a single tree." " ELEANOR:" "You did a great job." " It was a good idea, wasn't it?" "You bet it was." "GEORGE:" "It's a really good picture of Stuart." "FREDRICK:" "I don't think you could take a bad picture of Stuart." "GEORGE:" "Now, all we have to do... is wait until somebody calls and tells us where Stuart is." "All right." "(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)" "(DIALING PHONE)" "(HANGS UP PHONE)" " (DIALS PHONE) - (HANGS UP PHONE)" "If we don't find Stuart, it's gonna break his heart." "(DIALING PHONE)" " (HANGS UP PHONE)" " MONTY:" "Hey, Snow!" "One of the guys spotted Stuart in the park." "Smokey sent me to get you." "Ah, gee, Monty, I'm in for the night." "It's late." "Besides, Stuart is gone." "Can't we just give the kid a break?" "MONTY:" "Course, we could get him a break." "First we'll break his little arms, then his little legs." "And then we'll take a break." "But, first we gotta find him." "Come on, we gotta run." "SNOWBELL:" "Why do we have to run?" "What is it, festival seating?" "SMOKEY:" "Come on." "Come on." "I think we're getting closer." "I can smell him." "LUCKY:" "Sorry, Smokey." "That was me." "SNOWBELL:" "Didn't your mothers warn you not to go into Central Park at night?" "SMOKEY:" "My mother was the reason you didn't go into Central Park at night." "RED:" "Yeah." "You tell him, Smokey." "SMOKEY:" "Yeah, she was one tough broad." "She was a saint." "(PANTING) Quick question." "Who knows CPR?" "Oy!" "(SIGHS)" "MONTY:" "There are mouse prints going everywhere." "RED:" "How we gonna find him?" "SMOKEY:" "We'll split up and go in different directions." " RED:" "What a brain." " LUCKY:" "That is why he is..." " gatto di tutti i gatti." " Oh!" "Oh!" "SNOWBELL:" "You guys go ahead." "I'll just collapse right here." "(SIGHS)" "Oh." "Stuart?" "Is that you?" "What are you doing up there?" "STUART:" "Oh, um..." "I'm settling in." "Look, Stuart." "You gotta get out of here." "This is Central Park." "It's dark out." "There are hungry cats all over the place." " MONTY:" "Snow!" "Where are you?" " STUART:" "Look." "It's your pal, Monty." " What's he doing there?" " Shh!" " He'll hear you." " Why shouldn't he hear me?" "Snowbell!" "Buddy!" "What are you doing up there?" "Oh, no." "Perfect." "MONTY:" "Hey!" "You found him." "Attaboy!" "Hey, everybody!" "Over here!" "Hey, guys!" " Snow found him!" " SMOKEY:" "Nice going, House cat!" "Just for that, when we carve up the mouse, you get the big half." "Big half?" "Snowbell, what's he talking about?" "Do you know those cats?" "Uh, well, not really." "We went to a few parties, but" "SMOKEY:" "What's the matter?" "What are you waiting for?" "Come on, buddy." "Bring him down!" "I'm starving!" "Oh!" " STUART:" "Snowbell." " SNOWBELL:" "Sorry, kid." "Snowbell" " Wait, no." "Stop." "Wait!" " No!" "Put me down!" " MONTY:" "Buddy!" "Hit me!" "I'm open!" "I'll break his fall with my mouth!" " (LAUGHS) Hey, let him go!" " I guess you do know them." "I can almost taste him!" "What are you waiting for?" "Hey, where are you going?" " He's hogging the mouse." "He ain't sharing." " Get him!" " LUCKY:" "Get's getting away!" " RED:" "Let's get him!" "Go, go!" "STUART:" "Snowbell." "Watch it." "Where are you going?" "MONTY:" "Hey." "Hold that branch for me." " RED:" "Ow!" "Out of my face." " MONTY:" "Get him!" "STUART:" "Snowbell." "You saved me." "SNOWBELL:" "Yeah, yeah." "Look, let's get one thing straight." "I'm doing this for the Littles, all right?" "They love you." "George loves you." "They're all miserable without you." " But, Snowbell, you said" " I know what I said." "I" "I lied, okay?" "Welcome to Manhattan." "I'm the one that hates you." "Ah, Snowbell." "You do care." "(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)" "(SIGHS) Yeah, yeah." "Okay, okay." "That's enough." "MONTY:" "Snow, what's he doing to your leg?" "I can't help but think this is wrong." "What the hell's going on here?" "Uh, look, Smokey, call me fickle, but uh..." "I want to call this whole thing off, okay?" "Too late." "Come on, Smokey." "Can't we talk it over?" "You know, Stuart's not so bad once you get to know him." " And he's got his own car." " SMOKEY:" "Careful, House cat." " You're asking for it." " MONTY:" "Snow, what are you doing?" "Come on." "He's just a mouse." "He's not just a mouse." "He's" "He's" "He's family." "Oh, yeah. (LAUGHS) I can see the resemblance." "(CATS LAUGHING)" "STUART:" "Is that what you think?" "You have to look alike to be family?" "ALL:" "Huh?" "You don't have to look alike." "You don't even have to like each other.Look at Snowbell." "He hates me." "And still, he's trying to save me." "Sure, you'll probably scratch him up pretty bad." "You'll" "You'll tear him to shreds." "May even kill him." " (GULPS)" " STUART:" "But Snowbell will not run away." "And that is what family is all about." "Right?" "Snow?" "(LAUGHS) Maybe "family" is too strong a word." " Scratch them both!" " Both?" "!" "(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYS)" "STUART:" "Hey, it's me you want!" "Come and get me!" " LUCKY:" "Here we go!" " RED:" "Let me at him!" "Aah!" "Yee-haw!" "Get him!" "(CATS SHOUTING)" "(SHOUTING CONTINUES)" "RED:" "Get him!" "Get him!" "He's getting away!" "(LAUGHS)" "STUART:" "Aaaaaaaah!" "Unhh!" "(WATER SPLASHING)" "RED:" "Where is he?" "Did he fall in the water?" "LUCKY:" "I don't know." "I saw something hit." "Did you see that?" "Gone." "He just disappeared." "Hey, here he is." " Huh?" " MONTY:" "Up there!" "He's too far." "I can't reach him." "In that case, you can all go home." "Prowl safely." "(BRANCH CREAKS)" "SMOKEY:" "Here you go, boys." "Dinner served." "All right, Smokey." "Way to go!" "STUART:" "Oh, dear." "Look, it's mouse on a stick." "I love mouse on a stick." "A little further." "Keep him coming." "Keep him coming." "MONTY:" "All right, I can almost reach him." "Keep it coming." "I got him." "He's mine." " (BRANCH CRACKS) - (CATS EXCLAIMING)" " Hey?" " What the--?" "Uh, the branch is gonna" "Well, what have we got here?" "Snow, don't come out here." "The branch is breaking." "Stuart!" "Are you all right?" "Yeah!" "Yeah, I'm okay." "Just hang on!" "I'll take it from here." "Huh?" "Take what?" " RED:" "Whoa!" " Hey!" "Come on, Snow." "You wouldn't do this to me." "And not your ole buddy." "Don't worry, buddy." " I'm sure you'll land on..." " (BRANCH BREAKS)" " Your..." " Snow, what are you doing?" "MONTY:" "No!" "No, wait!" "I gotta ask you something!" "SNOWBELL:" "Feet!" " Aaaaaaah!" " Aaaaaaah!" " MONTY:" "Aah-ha-ha!" "Aaah!" " RED:" "Ow!" "Unhh!" " (WATER SPLASHING)" " RED:" "Cold!" "I can't swim." " LUCKY:" "Cold!" "Cold water!" " LUCKY:" "Dog paddle!" " RED:" "Dog paddle?" "I'd rather drown." "And I had my fur just the way I like it." "LUCKY:" "I'll be licking myself for days. (SHIVERING)" "MONTY:" "How could he do this to me, after all we've meant to each other?" "(SHIVERING) I mean, I love that guy!" "And, uh..." "Hey, you guys!" "Wait up for me!" "(LAUGHS) Pack up the pineapple, Stuart." "This luau's over." "Thanks, Snowbell." "You we're great." "Well, it must've been quite a show from up there." "(CLEARS THROAT) Snowbell." "(LAUGHS) Those cats think they're so tough." " STUART:" "Snowbell." " SNOWBELL:" "I guess I showed them." "Heh, not bad for a house cat. (LAUGHS)" " Not bad for a dead house cat." " (LAUGHING)" " (WHISPERS)" " Say good night, Tinkerbell." "(GULPS)" "STUART:" "Hey, Smokey!" "His name is Snowbell!" "Hey!" "SMOKEY:" "Aaaaaaaaaah!" "(WATER SPLASHING)" "(SHIVERING)" "SMOKEY:" "Oh, this water's damn cold." "I can't believe this!" "(SHIVERING CONTINUES)" "Beaten by a mouse and his pet cat." "What could be worse?" " (DOG BARKING)" " SMOKEY:" "Oh, nice doggy!" "No, no!" "Little high, Little low." "Little hey, Little ho." "(SIGHS) Let's go home." "STUART:" "You know." "Snow, I don't know how to thank you." "SNOWBELL:" "How about not kicking me in the sides?" "I'm beginning to bruise." "STUART:" "Sorry." "I was getting excited." "I've never ridden a cat bareback before." "SNOWBELL:" "Well, don't get used to it." "Hold on, cowboy." "Whoop!" " STUART:" "Thanks for the ride." " SNOWBELL:" "Don't mention it." "Ever." "(FIREPLACE TINKLING)" "(MUFFLED) Mom!" "Dad!" "George!" " It's me Stuart." "I'm back." " (KNOCKS ON WINDOW)" " (THEME PLAYING)" " GEORGE:" "Stuart!" "STUART:" "Mom!" "Dad!" "George!" "I missed you all so much." "I thought I'd never see you again." "(KISSES)" "I don't understand." "How did you manage it?" "Every Little in the world can find the Little house." "And Snowbell." " (SNOWBELL WHIMPERS)" " I just couldn't have done it without him." " ELEANOR:" "Oh, really?" " FREDRICK:" "What's the matter?" "I was just thinking." "What, dear?" "That this is how people look." "GEORGE:" "At the end of a fairy tale." "Yeah." "Exactly." " (THEME PLAYING) - (ELEANOR LAUGHS)" "(WINDOW CLOSES)" "(CURTAIN CLOSES)" "(LOU BEGA SINGING)" "Aah!" "Unh!" "(COMB THUMPS)" "Ahh." "STUART:" "Whoa!" "Unh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "(LAUGHING) Whoo!" "(STUART SCREAMING)" "(SNOWBELL SQUEALS)" "STUART:" "Aah!" " (BANGS) - (SNOWBELL SCREAMING)" "(CRASH)" "TRISHA YEARWOOD:" "I am home now" "Home now" "I've been waiting for forever to find you" "To find you" "I'm not alone now" "Alone now" "Cause you taken in my heart from the cold" "All I know is everytime I look into your eyes" "I'm home" "I know" "You're where I belong" "I belong with you" "You're where I belong" "And I know It's the truth" "You're part of my heart There's nothing I can do" "Oh, you're the one who keeps me warm" "My baby, you're where I belong" "Your my first taste" "A first taste" "Of the sweetest feeling I've ever known" "That I've known" "You're my safe place" "A safe place" "From a world that can be so cruel and cold" "You're my harbor, you're my shelter, you're that welcome smile" "That lets me know" "I'm home" "You're where I belong" "I belong with you" "You're where I belong" "And I know It's the truth" "You're part of my heart There's nothing I can do" "Oh, you're the one who keeps me warm" "My baby, you're where I belong" " You're the one I come too, Yeah" " You're the one I come too" "To keep me from the cold" "You're where I belong" "I belong with you" "You're where I belong" "And I know it's the truth" "You're part of my heart There's nothing I can do" "Oh, you're the one who keeps me warm" "My baby, you're where I belong" "You're where I belong" " You're my only home" " You're where I belong" "You're where I belong" " You're where I belong" " You're where I belong You're my only" " You're where I belong" " You're where I belong" "You're where I belong You're my only" "You're where I belong" "I am home now" "Home now" "(ENGLISH" " SDH)"