"[BUZZER SOUNDS]" "[WHIRRING]" "[SOUND OF DOOR OPENING THEN CLOSING]" "[SOUND OF DOOR OPENING]" "[WHIRRING]" "[SOUND OF DOOR OPENING]" "[BUZZER SOUNDS]" "[WHIRRING]" "[SOUND OF DOOR OPENING THEN CLOSING]" "[WHIRRING]" "[SHIVERING]" "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "[WIND HOWLING]" "[THUNDER CRASHING]" "[SHRIEKING]" "[CHIRPING]" "[CHIRPING]" "I'm doomed." "What's wrong, sally?" "I'm doomed!" "What's the matter?" "She's out to get me!" "She's out to get me!" "What are you talking about?" "My science teacher." "Every week, she makes me bring in a new exhibit." "I'm going to have a nervous breakdown before I'm 6 years old." "I don't see what that" "This week, it's gonna be something from nature." "Why don't we leave nature alone?" "It's not bothering us." "Why do we have to bother it?" "Now, look, SaIIy" "But I'II show her." "I won't crack." "I refuse to crack." "I'II get the best exhibit she's ever seen." "Good grief." "[WHISTLING]" "[BUZZER SOUNDS]" "[WHIRRING]" "[SOUND OF DOOR OPENING]" "[SOUND OF DOOR OPENING]" "[YAWNS]" "[GRUNTS]" "[CHIRPING]" "[CHIRPING]" "[CHIRPING]" "[SOBBING]" "[CHIRPING]" "[OBJECTS BANGING, CLATTERING]" "[CHIRPS]" "[CHIRPING]" "[CHIRPING]" "[GROWLS]" "What's going on here?" "What are you doing?" "A nest?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "What nest?" "I haven't seen any nest." "I refuse to confess to something that I don't know anything about." "[CHIRPING]" "He's finally flipped!" "[COUGHING]" "He's gone crazy!" "Linus, stop him." "Stop him." "He's going to ruin the house." "[COUGHING]" "Ashes to ashes And dust to dust" "Snoopy will find it And find it he must" "Aha!" "That's a broom straw." "So what?" "[GROWLING]" "Ashes to ashes And dust to dust" "When there is a problem In Snoopy we trust" "If that beagle can find anything, I'II be very surprised." "Ashes to ashes And dust to dust" "The proof of the pudding Is under the crust" "Aargh!" "[BANGING ON DOOR]" "[CHIRPING]" "[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]" "I don't understand, sir." "[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]" "I don't understand you, sir." "[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]" "You don't make any sense, sir." "[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]" "I don't understand you, sir." "Good night, sir." "[WOODSTOCK CHIRPING]" "[CHIRPING]" "[BANGING ON DOOR]" "[CHIRPING]" "Ah!" "Snoopy, how are you?" "I haven't seen you for quite a while." "How have you been?" "[COUGHING]" "Nice talking to you." "Come again." "I don't have too many visitors!" "Snoopy, what a surprise." "[CHIRPING]" "What in the world are you doing?" "Is this some kind of a game?" "Hey, Cops and Robbers." "Great." "Boy, I Iike Cops and Robbers." "Wait here." "I'II be the robber, okay?" "Stick them up!" "Oh!" "Yaiiee!" "Yaiiee!" "Bang, bang." "I got you." "Okay, sherlock." "Now I'II hide and you find me, okay?" "[SCREAMS THEN PANTS]" "Your money or your life, you dirty rat." "AII right, copper, it's your money or you get cement shoes." "[GROWLS]" "[OBJECTS CRASHING AND CLATTERING]" "Yaiiee!" "Avast, you IiIy-Iivered copper." "You'II never take me alive!" "[GRUNTING]" "I won't squeal, copper!" "No one's taking me in!" "Pooh, the Iaw!" "I won't be taken alive!" "Aar!" "Whoa!" "Hey, kid, come back!" "We didn't finish the game!" "Come back, Snoop!" "[BOTH PANTING]" "[CHIRPING]" "[CHIRPING]" "[LAUGHING]" "[CHIRPING]" "[PULSATING]" "[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]" "[SCREAMS]" "[CHIRPING]" "[CHIRPING]" "I've been robbed!" "I've been bugged!" "I've been betrayed!" "Now what?" "I've brought in the best exhibit of my entire first-grade career." "Somebody stole it!" "They're after me." "They're all after me." "Get my lawyer!" "Get my bookkeeper!" "well, what was your exhibit, sally?" "A prehistoric bird nest." "Do you understand how valuable that is?" "Get my accountant!" "Get my lawyer!" "What do you mean "prehistoric"?" "I found a nest that was so ridiculous, it had to be prehistoric." "No seIf-respecting modern bird could've built it." "sally, you took Woodstock's nest." "That's terrible." "Snoopy and Woodstock were up all night looking for it." "I found that nest and the nest is mine." "I demand justice." "I demand restitution." "I found the nest and the nest belongs to me." "I want my nest back." "I demand you give me back my exhibit." "[CHIRPING]" "Now, look, sally, I don't want you to fight with Snoopy and Woodstock." "Let's settle this in a civilized manner." "Let's find an objective person to settle this." "We have a dispute to settle here, Lucy." "Perhaps you could help us solve the problem." "It's a matter of establishing ownership." "It's a legal matter then, right?" "Yes." "You've come to the right place." "One moment." "[HUMMING]" "Oh, yes!" "Oh, yes!" "The court is now in session." "The stenographer will please take down all events pertaining to this case." "Seven cents, please." "But you haven't done anything yet." "It's a weII-known fact that silver and the scales of justice have great affinity." "Oh." "[COIN CLANGS]" "Okay, I said court was in session." "Present your case." "I haven't got all day." "I found a bird's nest and it's mine." "[CHIRPING]" "hold it." "hold it." "Bird, do you have someone to represent you?" ""Whereas the party of the first part, hereafter known as Woodstock and whereas the party of the second part, hereafter known as sally Brown therefore and heretofore were, are and will be parties to or therefrom to this agreement, ipso facto quod est lambda and whereas in subsequent parties of value..." "[YAWNS] ...and pIuribus unums cum laude therein and hereto--"" "Oh, good grief." "And you, who is representing you?" "I'm acting on my own behalf." "AII right." "Let the blame rest on whom the Iaw decrees." "You, bird, state your defense." ""To the court." "In perfect accord, we ask for decree nisi nunc pro tunc, or trover and replevin." "Or else of the parties of the first part charge barratry of the court, ipso facto."" "Oh, good grief." "State your case." "I say finders keepers, losers weepers." "A very strong case indeed." "Hmm." "Stenographer, please read back the plaintiff's last statement." "Uh...." "Uh" " actually, I just got past the, "Oh, yes, oh, yes."" "Then" " Uh" "What came after the, "Oh, yes"?" "Good grief." "Hmm." "Let's see." "You said, "Trover and replevin."" "And then threw in a "nunc pro tunc, "" "And you said that stuff about weepers." "Hmm." "He also threw in a "barratry." Hmm." "Hmm." "Hmm." "The court finds in favor of the bird." "Bird, it's your nest." "Keep it." "I've been robbed!" "I appeal!" "I'II take it all the way to the Supreme Court!" "Another such outburst and I'II clear the court." "Court is adjourned." "[LAUGHING]" "I'm ruined." "I'II get a failure on my experiment." "This does it." "My career grinds to a halt before I even get started." "Don't worry, sally." "Maybe we can help." "I need an experiment." "We'II see what we can come up with." "I won't do it." "But it's the only thing to do." "And besides, it will be a great experiment." "I don't even know who the man is." "But Snoopy says he'II do it." "And if he's willing to do it, you ought to be." "Oh, all right." "I'm stuck." "I have to do something." "For my science exhibit I want to talk to you about Ivan Petrovich PavIov." "Who is he, you ask?" "I will tell you." "He is a great Russian doctor." "He studied our nervous system." "And you all know why we have a nervous system." "So we can get nervous making these stupid reports!" "Anyway, he once did a very famous test with a dog." "He wanted to prove a dog would drool if you rang a bell and promised him food." "I will now recreate that famous experiment." "[BELL RINGS]" "[PANTING]" "[ENGLISH SDH]"