"Oh my God, I slept in!" "Pepe!" "What?" "Did you hear Emilio?" "No, he must have left." "Go back to sleep." "No." "I bet he slept in." "He'II be late." "Emilio!" "You slept in." "You won't make the exam!" "What's the time?" "It can't be!" "How can three alarm clocks not work?" "Four years down the drain!" "You've got 20 minutes." "You can still make it." "Your dad can drive you." "The car's at the garage." "Great timing, as usual." "Go hail a taxi." "I'll get dressed." "Go and hail a taxi." "Go on!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Are you in a hurry to die?" "What?" "It's for the lad." "I won't make it!" "Come on, look sharp." "Get in." "You'II kill yourself." "Tell him!" "What?" "Juan de Mena, corner of Ruiz de Alarcón." "Quick!" "How many minutes left?" "Eight." "Two to spare." "Via Alcalá or O'Donnell?" "Start her up!" "Please!" "All riht!" "Shit, these are too small for me!" "Have you ot any scissors?" "Scissors?" "Don't be stupid." "Lie down, you'll get them on." "I can tell you..." "I know my street-walkers." "I could introduce you to two oreous irls!" "Fucking hell!" "Are you an idiot?" "Look what you've done!" "Shit!" "My taxi!" "Women drivers!" "Are you blind?" "What a pretty pair!" "Watch it." "I'm no fag." "I don't care if you are." "Hello." "Hello." "Are you all right?" "Can you hear me?" "Looks like he's not breathin." "Hey, hey!" "He's usin his tongue!" "Cut that out!" "What's the time?" "Time to leave." "Let's go." "How can we leave him?" "Poor uy." "My exam's at nine." "I've studied so hard, you have to help me." "I have to get there." "Where?" "Two minutes to go and you're still dithering." "Come on, I'll buy you breakfast." "What you need is phosphorus." "Phosphorus." "Phosphorus." "PARROT FASHION" "Ten o'clock already?" "We'II miss you." "You're like part of the staff." "I'm sorry the library's closing for renovations." "Where do I study now?" "Cheer up, only a month to go." "You'll pass the state exams with flying colors." "Did I tell you I came sixth in the exam for" "Assistant University Janitor, Class of'65?" "With a permanent post." "Those were the days." "Riht, but mine is Group A, Level 30, Administration." "You know what Level 30 means?" "No." "Since there's no Level 31..." "Rubbish!" "It's a civil service exam," "you have to give it some balls." "Right." "Well..." "Yes." "Off you go then." "Don't play music, your brother's studying." "Dry your hair in the lounge, you'll wake Emilio." "Now you want me to go to the village." "They shut the library and he needs your room." "His exam's in a month." "A month?" "It's been four years." "Enouh's enough!" "That's how you talk to your mother?" "Aren't you saying anything?" "Do you think he'll pass?" "It's incredible." "You failed six subjects." "Your brother's getting on with it." "I'd like to study all day and et waited on." "Do you know what it means to have a son who's a Lawyer for the National Notary Reister?" "No." "Do you?" "Good mornin." "Hello, son." "What a time to get up." "Take no notice, son." "He was studyin late." "No beans stew for me?" "No, there's fish." "You need phosphorus." "Go on, take your vitamins." "What you need is phosphorus..." "Folks, hello and goodbye." "Can't he have lunch with us for one day?" "Leave him be." "He's deserves it." "Someone has to work in this family, riht Ma?" "I ot you a present, Emilio." "For me?" "What's all this?" "I didn't et you a birthday present and I'm makin good money." "I thouht:" "Emilio can study through roadworks with these." "You're totally isolated." "You're a star, Felipe." "Put them on." "No, no." "Put them on!" "They're for Olympic marksmen." "You see how tetchy he is." "You should et laid and chill out." "You're intolerable." "Leave your brother alone." "And be home early, this isn't a hotel." "If could leave my job and start studyin." "Don't talk rubbish." "What?" "Take care out there." "Oh, God!" "Are you okay?" "It's nothin." "Emilio." "Is that you?" "Why were you behind the car?" "Patricia!" "Javier." "Come quick." "What's up?" "It's nothin." "It's García Sanseundo." "I was parking, I didn't see him." "Thanks, I'm fine now." "We'II take you to Emergency." "No, I'm fine." "Oh, my neck..." "Sure we can't take you?" "Didn't you hear?" "He's fine." "Besides, Torcuato's expecting me." "We'II o with you then." "What a day you're having." "You know who the head examiner is?" "No, who?" "Contreras." "You're in the clouds, as usual." "He's the worst we could get." "Don't depress him." "He's dizzy." "I'll call toniht to see how you are." "You still at the same number?" "Yes, the same one." "Well, I'll go." "I'll be late and... every minute costs a packet." "What's that about?" "Nothing." "Emilio's a friend, he helped me at college." "I know that." "The classic nerd who ave you his notes and saved your seat." "He only wanted to sha you." "What are you, stupid?" "You guys aren't all the same." "He never tried anything." "And if he had?" "Then I wouldn't be with you, Javier." "...this precept mitigates the derivations of autonomy, establishing... measures for trusteeship, in coordination with reasonable activity by the trustee." "Two minutes overtime." "If you keep reciting the chapters like that," "I doubt you'll pass the third exam." "Let me explain..." "I cannot let my reputation as a tutor be questioned." "Torcuato, since they shut the library..." "Tell it to Contreras, the head examiner." ""I live in a tiny flat with my family, it's noisy..."" "This stinks to hih heaven." "I don't know what's wrong." "I can't concentrate." "I'll make it plain." "If you can't handle the stress, do a correspondence course on childcare or dressmaking." "Yes, but I get these odd dreams." "Have you thouht of seeing a specialist?" "Have you thought of seeing a specialist?" "That's how Olmedo started." "You want to end up like him?" "No, of course not." "Thank you, Torcuato." "See you on Thursday." "Have you forgotten somethin?" "Yes, of course." "Here you are." "These envelopes are a bore, but we don't want the state taking 45 % ." "Of course." "Who is it?" "Gas man." "There's nobody home." "I'll just read the gas and I'm gone." "They came yesterday." "It's up to you." "Sin here and the company denies responsibility." ""Error comunis facit ius", as Cicero said." "No, that's a maxim by Diesto." ""Lex Ill." "De superlectile leata."" "And that voice?" "Can you come closer?" "Olmedo," "Jacobo Olmedo!" "Fucking hell!" "It's me, Salvador." "Sal." ""Salvador Maldonado." "Present!"" "Remember the collee trip to Rome?" "How could I forget?" "Nice to see you." "My mom told me not to open the door to strangers." "Riht." "Come in." "I'm so lonesome!" "Poorbaby, so lonesome!" "Did anyone call?" "No." "Were you expecting anyone?" "No." "No." "Don't take so many vitamins." "You'II get gastritis." "The patience one needs!" "Riht, everyone off to bed." "What?" "This is the limit!" "What's up?" "Bedtime!" "Emilio has to study." "My TV only has black and white." "A book wouldn't kill you!" "It's your fault for not oing to the village." "You should've thought about it." "I can't even watch the telly." "Shut up." "Listen..." "Why not send him to my brother Rafael's house?" "He's away in Auust." "Why don'twe ask if he can study there?" "It'd be better for us, too." "I'd die rather than ask your brother." "What's my brother done?" "We gave him college money and then he treats us like lepers." "He's tied up with his pharmaceutical conventions." "Don't stick up for him." "The boy's not going, that's final." "How do you like the merchandise, Evelyn?" "Incredible!" "ltwon't all fit in." "It's special reserve, just for sweet-tooths like you." "It's so shiny, like it's all sweaty." "Stick it in your mouth, then tell me." "Like that, slow." "Savor it." "Hmm, that's nice." "Do you eat the white stuff too?" "Yes, silly." "It's the best part." "Cut that shit out!" "It's late." "Bloody hell, they've had it." "I'll get it." "Would you...?" "Come in, there's a draught." "Want to join the party?" "What?" "Come on." "Have you no shame?" "I'II tell the buildin chairman!" "What is it, son?" "What's the matter?" "What do you mean?" "Don't you see this?" "My nephew Pedro from Molina de Araón with his girlfriend Evelyn." "We were tasting meat fresh killed from the villae." "But they were naked." "We're the only naked ones around here." "What's up, Emilio?" "It's me, Pedro." "We used to play marbles together." "Get back here before I thump you one." "Sorry." "See you tomorrow." "You still won't let him o to my brother's house?" "Are you going to ask him?" "Of course, as usual." "Who wear the pants in this house?" "Don't get me started!" "How are you, Emilio?" "Nice to see you." "What's up, Uncle Rafa?" "About time someone in the family visited me." "I felt abandoned." "Did you come in a taxi?" "No way." "By bus." "Oh, by bus." "Couldn't your father drive you?" "His car's broken down." "The standard excuse to avoid seeing me." "Oh, well, that's him." "Your mum tells me you're studying for the state exams." "That's right." "Rafael!" "Fuck it." "Austín!" "My neighbor's a creep, but his two nieces are to die for." "Are you drivin Miss Daisy?" "You and your jokes." "Now she's in a bad mood." "Her name is Briitte." "Sorry, but she is an animal after all." "An animal?" "She's smarter than most people, and more loyal." "Anyway, I want to discuss the residents complaints council." "I can't, my nephew just arrived and he has to settle in." "He's taking care of the arden and the pool." "He doesn't have booze-ups?" "No, luckily he's turned out to be very studious." "What does he study?" "It's pissing on me, the little...!" "She likes you." "I must go." "Nice to meet you." "Agustín?" "How is your wife?" "My wife?" "The metastasis is rowing." "The doctors are all fine words, but one can only wait." "I must go." "Bye, Agustín." "What a bummer about his wife." "It's a lie, she's fit as a fiddle." "She got sick of him and is shain her tennis coach." "Come inside." "How do you like the little shack?" "It's amazin." "Take ood care of it." "All that about the arden" "was just talk, wasn't it?" "Not at all, it's for your own ood." "Do you know how relaxing a garden is?" "You don't want a belly like your dad, do you?" "What is there to do?" "Mow the lawn, prune the hedges..." "Take special care of the pool." "Scoop out the leaves or the filter is screwed." "And a dirty pool looks bad, right." "Yes." "Are those Cachaslot?" "I take those vitamins." "We make them ourselves." "I'm taking a sample to the Conress in Brazil." "Don't abuse them, eh?" "Cachaslot has made me a pile." "I left some money in the drawer, just in case." "But..." "Relax." "We know your dad's never been over-generous." "Come on, give me a kiss." "Take care." "If it weren't for your uncle Rafa..." "Have a good trip." "Okay." "Shit!" "Yes?" "Is this...?" "Yes?" "I've got..." "I don't understand you." "I'll be riht out." "Okay." "I thouht no-one was home." "Here's your omelet." "I didn't order any omelet." "What do you mean?" "Isn't this Las Suertes Estate?" "Las Fuentes, Las Fuentes Estate." "No shit." "The guy at the ate told me it was here." "You can't trust anybody." "People suck." "Excuse me..." "Let me see." "Hey!" "Jesus!" "It's García Sanseundo!" "The taxi driver!" "I've never been a taxi driver." "Emilio, right?" "Bloody hell, Emilio!" "Jesus!" "It's Sal." "Salvador Maldonado, present!" "Remember?" "We shared a room" "on the Rome trip." "Salvador?" "Fuck, yes." "Sorry I didn't recognize you, but... dressed like that..." "A collee education, and now I deliver omelets." "Fuck it!" "Keep it if you like." "It's cold, no-one will want it." "Hey, thanks." "Would you like a drink?" "If you have time." "I've got two more deliveries, I have to return this..." "Alright then." "What the fuck's it called aain?" "Lawyer to the National Notary Register." "Fucking wild." "You must be connected." "It's a question of will power." "In this country, you need a godfather to get anywhere." "Look where my deree got me." "Your degree was in etting hammered first." "You bastard!" "Early morning card games were more fun." "But passing exams was a piece of cake." "Because you switched papers." "But then the orals came." "The orals, that's riht." "They're obsessed with orals." "Not bad, this 8 year old whisky." "I've never tried it." "Here." "Shit, it's 8 o'clock." "I've ot to split, or Roelio will be pissed." "Roelio?" "Yeah, he's the boss." "I have to suck up to him because I live in his flat." "Well then..." "If you need anything..." "What?" "Go for it." "It's in the bag!" "Yeah." "And o study, you've been slacking all afternoon." ""...the property is transferred..."" "Jesus!" "You have to learn to swim, Emilio." "Jesus!" "Emilio!" "Emilio, it's Sal." "Do you want to scare me to death?" "What are you doin here?" "lf you only knew..." "Did something happen to you?" "This afternoon I had a run in with the boss, Rogelio." "I got riled up:" ""What is this, Rogelio?"" "He threw me out of my job, the flat..." "I'm on the fucking street." "On the fucking street!" "Man, I'm sorry." "You held me up with the omelet, those whiskies, it ot late, and the uy flipped." "You held yourself up." "Yeah, but you..." "Okay, it was my fault, but..." "What now?" "Where will you sleep?" "I still have 20 Euro." "I'II sleep in the van." "Bye." "Okay." "Bye." "Hey, Emilio." "I was reat seeing you, really." "Hey, Sal!" "Sal!" "Han on!" "What?" "Do you know about ardens and pools?" "Loads, man, loads." "I was a lifeguard." "And... washing machines, household stuff?" "I've got no choice, livin alone." "If you handle this crap for me, you can stay, until you et a job." "I'll never forget this." "In my fuckin life." "Fine, I'm off to bed." "I've got my tutor tomorrow." "Good morning!" "How did you sleep, sir?" "What time was the exam?" "It's days away." "Bastard, you woke me up early!" "Go back to sleep if you like, but this is fresh." "Breakfast." "I didn't know if you wanted croissants or "churros", so..." "Thanks, Sal, you didn't have to." "And..." "Sorry if I was a drag yesterday but..." "I'm so tense." "Sure, you need your routine and to foret about omelets and cleaning." "I'm making lunch, but I'm not on the menu." "What's your specialty?" "Farmhouse Bean Stew!" "Jesus!" "But that's tomorrow." "They have to soak." "Well..." "I'm off to the central market." "The fish comes in early." "Hey, you'II need money." "No way, I've still got 20 Euro." "Outside is a drawer with some money, please." "You're the boss." "Maybe I'll take a bit more and get you a bream." "What a piece of ass!" "Hey!" "Where you goin in this heat?" "Hop in, I'II take you." "No need, I work over the road." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "Don't I know you?" "I don't reconize you." "You work round here?" "Work?" "I live here, babe." "Two houses from the entrance." "Right." "I inherited it from my parents." "Yeah, your parents." "They were killed." "Both of them, last year, a car crash on the Toboso turnoff." "I'm really sorry." "What can you do?" "Just et on with life, right?" "Yeah, et on with life." "Where do you work aain?" "Gladys' house, the psychic." "A real one, like on TV?" "No, much better than on TV." "I was thinkin..." "Feli!" "Feli." "I was thinkin, Feli, we could set up a session, so I could talk to my parents." "I don't know, my lady doesn't take on everyone." "But since you're on the estate..." "I'll see what I can do." "See you." "Off you go." "Man, is she built." "I was born to be a prince." "Goreous!" "What do you think?" "Yes, it's the riht size." "Okay, I'II take it." "Fine." "Emilio, it's been so long." "How are you?" "This is wonderful." "You know, the state exams..." "Tell me about it." "Every day's a drama at home." "A drama." "Jacobo, son." "Who is it?" "Emilio's here to see you, son." "Just the man!" "How is Chapter 8 goin?" "Tell me!" "Fine." "How are you, Jacob?" "Chapter 8 totally under control?" "Roman Law is shakier than Administration, but..." "Roman Law!" "It's wonderful." "The Three Ulpian Precepts!" "They were hard to rasp at first, but then it's like your first love, you never forget it." "Chapter 8 is beautiful, isn't it?" "It's lovely." "Yes, one of the finest." "One of them, no!" "Is it the best, or not?" "Sure, 14 has its moments, but Chapter 8..." "Come here." "He's plastered the walls with Chapter 8." "Look." "Jacobo, I should o." "I don't want to tire you out." "No, Emilio." "Please stay." "Why don't we read out Chapter 8 together?" "Great idea!" "You do your recitation and I'll get you afternoon tea." "Come in, come in." "They're in leaue with my father." "Who?" "It's a conspiracy." "My mother, the doctors, they're all in on it." "What do they want?" "To stop me passing." "My dad doesn't stand me rising hiher than he did." "Notary exams, what a shit!" "Sure." "I wanted to ask you about some dreams..." "But I have a plan." "I'II go crazy, they'II think I forfeited, but I'll carry on with that swine Contreras." "By the way, yesterday he sent an old friend from collee disguised as the gas man, but I sniffed him out." "I gave him 200 Euro and off he went." "Are you crazy?" "I mean..." "Aren't you dreaming all this?" "Am I dreamin that you're naked?" "What do you mean?" "What are you oin to do?" "I am dressed, aren't I?" "Look, Jacobo." "Touch me!" "Don't get the wrong idea!" "Okay, I'm naked." "Don't humor me!" "You're scaring me." "What are you doin?" "Since my attacks began, it's the only wayto know what's real." "What are you doin in my robe?" "Nothin, I..." ""Tria Ulpiani luris" "Praeceptum sunt haec:" "Honestum vivere..."" ""Alterum non laedere..."" "Your afternoon tea, boys." "Mom, I gave Emilio the robe because he was cold." "Fine." "Let's continue." "Very well, son." ""lus suum cuique tribae..."" "Tribuere." "Good evenin, Austín." "How can I help you?" "Would you kindly shut up that blasted dog?" "I don't have a dog." "Isn't it yours?" "What a commotion, eh?" "Are you winding me up?" "Does that sound like a poodle barkin to you?" "I've got no dog, I swear on my mother!" "I thouht you were daft when I met you, but you're not blind, are you?" "What's this mutt doing here?" "Sure." "Get out of here!" "I swear it sneaked in." "I'm holdin you responsible." "Any more ruckus and I'll call the police." "Is that clear?" "Some people et up early to o to work." "All riht, Austín." "Thanks for lettin me know." "Sorry!" "Get away, you mutt!" "The doorbell at this hour!" "No shut-eye round here." "It was about the barking." "Help me get rid of it." "People go overboard!" "Stallone's never been a barker." "He's my do." "In all the rush, I hadn't introduced you." "Bloody hell!" "Come here!" "He's a sweetie, you'll see." "Where are you going?" "If you stay, he goes." "But..." "I said he goes!" "Sit." "Riht here." "Stallone was my parents' do." "I don't know if I told you... they were killed." "Both of them." "Last year, at the Toboso turnoff." "Bloody hell." "I'm sorry." "You didn't tell me." "Since then, he's my only family." "We're... thick as thieves, I call out "Stallone, come here", and the little guy's riht there." "It's so sad." "He can almost talk." "Let him in." "We don'twant him barking again." "...on the other hand, the dual nature" "as title holder of the credit and title holder of the mortae ives the creditor the double alternative... ives the creditor the double alternative..." "The alternative is oing to the bullfihts." "You're still rather shaky," "and time's running out." "Yes, but..." "I think I'm gettin better, Torcuato." "Of course, Sansegundo." "You're really an unfortunate case." "Now it's a neck brace." "I slipped in the shower." "It could happen to anyone." "You tell me." "Hope is the last thing one loses." "Bloody hell!" "Brigitte, come here!" "Come here, Briitte!" "If I see that repulsive dog in my garden again," "I'II take a stick to him!" "Who are you?" "Who, me?" "Yes!" "A close friend of Emilio, almost family." "What about you?" "Me?" "I'm the estate chairman as well your neighbor, and that vile dog was mounting my Brigitte!" "I want to see its vaccination slips now!" "And its pedigree!" "And what else?" "Its medals, diplomas, photos..." "It's a pity that the most important thin, his Order of Merit, is on display at the station." "What station?" "The Fire Station." "There is the photo, taken just as Stallone, all worn out, led the way through the rubble so they could save the little irl!" "That monrel saved a little girl?" "It was in the earthquake in Turkey, you know?" "Then came his reatest feats:" "in Sarajevo..." "I don't want to bore you." "No, I'm interested." "Go on." "Sure, but not out here, but sittin on the sofa..." "with a good whisky." "Let's o then." "Emilio." "Heythere." "A neck brace?" "Is this because I ran you over?" "Well, yes." "My neck's been achin ever since." "But don'tworry," "I'm radually etting better." "No wonder, itwas quite a bump." "I had to repaint the fin." "I was worried." "Sorry I didn't call, I couldn't find your number." "It doesn't matter." "You wouldn't have reached me." "I'm staying at my uncle's so I can study." "We can visit you on Saturday." "This Saturday?" "Yes." "We don't always have to see your friends, do we?" "No." "Sure." "It's fine for us." "It's in Las Fuentes." "Do you know it?" "I do." "It's after La Moraleja." "Let's go." "Torcuato's expecting me." "You and your Torcuato..." "All right then... see you Saturday, okay?" "See you." "See you." "First, we welcome our guest, Salvador, who wishes to contact his parents on the other side." "Francisco," "Dolores..." "Can you hear me?" "Here!" "Here!" "The parrot's well rehearsed." "It's not the parrot, it's your mother." "My mother?" "If you are here, give us a sin." "S..." "O..." "N." "Son." "She said "son"." "Son, son." "You see?" "It's your mother." "Mama?" "Feli, please!" "Sorry, it's a cramp." "A cramp?" "Of course, don't you know that spirits transmit enery?" "Yes, ma'am." "Sorry." "The connection is gone." "That'll be the range, it depends on the area." "I'm sorry, but there'II be no contact today." "I'm oing to rest, the Duchess is coming." "See you." "What are you doin?" "What are you lookin at?" "Who, me?" "Like some tea?" "Tea?" "Maybe I should wait and then smoke a cigarette." "Cheeky!" "Han on." "Madam might come in." "The bathroom should serve us." "Service!" "I don't think I'll make it." "Me neither." "How much time have we ot?" "15, 30 minutes." "15-30!" "Two to spare." "Two?" "Take that." "What a bragart you are!" "A braart!" "Come on!" "Shit!" "Yes?" "Emilio, it's us." "I'll open up." "Hello." "Hello." "I'm so glad you came." "How are you?" "Good." "It's the least we could do." "How are you?" "Me?" "Getting by." "The physio says with heat and a little patience..." "It's hot enouh in here." "Air-conditioning broken?" "I had it on full in the car." "But you know Porsches, no half-way measures." "This is amazin." "I thought it'd be a cottage." "No way!" "When it cools down I'II show you the arden." "You can see the pool from here." "Excuse me." "Hello!" "Shit, if I'd know I'd have put on my tux." "What happened to you?" "Let me introduce you." "Salvador," "Javier and Patricia." "Nice to meet you." "Hi." "Hello, Salvador." "Hello." "Patricia..." "Look at me." "You were at collee!" "You had a friend who had... who was always in a ood mood." "The redhead, really cute." "Sure, Lola!" "Lola!" "She and I... had some beers toether." "Riht?" "And you?" "I don't remember you." "No, I don't think so." "I went to a private college." "I did my doctorate in The Haue." "Well, well." "Now the introductions are over, what are you doing in that thing?" "Please," "Sal, may I see you in the kitchen?" "See, Patricia?" "I think we're in the way here." "Listen to me." "I've had this on for the last five days." "Repeat after me." "How many days?" "Five." "Good." "So, what happened to you?" "Piss off." "I'll explain later, but if you blow it, you're out of here." "No way, man." "We'll go if you like." "Maybe you need to be alone so you can talk." "What's this about leaving?" "I was just telling Sal to et some snacks, riht?" "Yes, you told me before." "So you did." "It'll be a pleasure." "Hey, yesterday I heard somethin incredible!" "Let's go, Patricia." "You promised we'd o to my"mus" game." "Mus?" "That game with the bluffing?" "What a bore." "You can't even bet money." "You can bet money, too." "Four points for hih stakes, two on the pair makes six, with my four and three from my partner here, and it's oodniht, sweet prince." "Hey, you win the hand with 31 and pairs, and you don't even know what a "black mus" is?" "Sure, a "black mousse" is a dessert." "If they found out at the club, they'd throw you out." "Javier, don't get mad." "You can come back one day and et even." "We'll see who has the last laugh." "All that tension warrants a dip in the moonlight." "Sounds great, but I don't have any bathers." "That's okay." "Emilio can lend you his, since he can't o in." "Are you stupid, or what?" "I like the idea." "You two can have the pool to yourselves." "Patricia, I'm readyto go." "Have you ever asked what I want?" "I always ask you." "That's why we're here." "Sure, that's why for the last three years every Saturday we go to your parents' house." "Stay if you want, it's up to you." "Then I'm staying." "You're stayin." "Yes, I'm staying." "Then ood-bye, eh?" "Good-bye." "Good-bye." "Good-bye." "Good-bye, eh?" "One less in the pool." "And if you chicken out, I'm not responsible for my actions." "My boyfriend's a dickhead." "Sorry, guys, I have to go." "Are you sure?" "I'm sure." "See you later." "Bye." "You vulture!" "I look away, and you're in for the kill." "You pervert!" "You think I didn't see the faces you made at her?" "You too, eh?" "What a guy." "Thouh you do have a cheek, with that neck brace." "What a loser!" "Loser?" "This loser is cutting you loose right now." "Take it easy, man." "Tomorrow I'm oing for a job in the market." "But if you want, I'll get my stuff and my dog and..." "And what?" "I'm not in the mood for bad vibes." "Good morning." "Sleep well?" "Your breakfast's in the kitchen." "With your cereal." "Didn't you have a job interview?" "Some good morning!" "Yes, at one o'clock." "But I wanted to mow the lawn and get the arden looking fucking great." "Very well." "As you wish." "Hey!" "Yes?" "This is all done, eh?" "That's great, Jacinto." "Let me see." "Man, it looks brilliant." "So, Rafael's payin?" "He comes back in September, and you ive him the bill." "Thanks a lot." "Till Thursday, then." "Thursday, same time: 11 o'clock." "We've loads to do." "I'll take care of the bags." "Bye, then." "Bye." "Good afternoon." "Good afternoon." "Shit, hello." "So, did you find a job?" "Not much luck." "The market boss told me that since it's summer, nothin's available." "I thought so." "Who was that leaving just now?" "Who?" "Oh, him." "Some smart-ass offering to cut the grass for 15 Euro per hour." "I said no way while I was here." "That's nice, but no-one's comin to the pool to offer you a job." "Jesus, Emilio." "Check out the garden." "I busted a gut doin it, then made beans, apple pie..." "Know what I think?" "What?" "You're hih on the hog here, but itwon't last forever." "I know." "Oh, Patricia called." "And?" "She inored me." "She'II call back." "Maybe I'll call her back." "Hold it, tiger!" "Keep girls waiting a bit, or you'll never get a nibble." "Who are you, Jiminy Cricket?" "Leave me alone!" "Okay." "Suit yourself." "My neihbor Salvador told me about it." "Ah, Sal!" "A reat kid!" "He's come here a lot lately, because of his parents." "The Toboso turnoff, a traedy." "The poor boy." "And what is the reason for you consultation?" "I'd like this... to stay between us." "No problem, Austín." "I'd like to know when my wife's coming home." "Here!" "Here!" "I haven't introduced you." "This is Zacarias." "Your wife's in the 12th of October Hospital?" "No." "She left me on a 12th of October." "I see." "I haven't been the same since." "Before, I threw myself into my work, but now it's not enouh." "Your wife may return, of course, but... the Devil on the Riht and the Inverted Tower tell us some sentimental ties remain... and are blocking her return." "15-30!" "It's that tennis coach!" "They're still toether." "Service!" "You've had it, you creep!" "Don't touch him!" "Feli!" "Let me at him!" "I've waited two years for this!" "Take the parrot away." "Calm down, Austín." "Keep your hands off her!" "Please, sir." "The Ventolin..." "Can you believe this parrot?" "No chocolate for you!" "That'll teach you!" "Yes, right there!" "Shut up you snitch." "Snitch!" "Two to spare." "Any more noise, and it's the stick for you!" "Got it?" "Two to spare." "You've had it." "You'll see!" "That's that." "Goodbye underpants." "Hey, not so fast." "First let's see what you've got." "It's mixed up now, but not even a damn pair, so, bye-bye underpants." "I'm surprised you got less than a pair of sixes." "Guys, aren't you playin too fast?" "Good afternoon, ladies." "What are you playin at?" "What?" "Strip poker." "Want to join in?" "Hello!" "I'm sure he'll be daddy to Brigitte's litter." "Riht?" "What?" "Is that true?" "Salvador, may I talk to you?" "Sure." "Just what I needed." "So your do shaged the neighbor's poodle, and now you're after those two?" "Hey, those are Austín's nieces!" "What a uy!" "He told me all about his wife, and I set him up with the psychic." "What psychic?" "What's this about Austín?" "Sal, are you comin or what?" "Hey, are you joining us?" "No, I have to study." "Leave him alone, the boy's in love." "You shuffle, I'II be right there." "Invite anyone else, and you're on the street." "You've got a nerve, got me?" "You're a bit tense." "What could it hurt you?" "You can have the blond, then you can study all relaxed." "He's so cute." "Get rid of them." "I don't want trouble with Agustín." "And I want the table set in an hour!" "Sort it out!" "Okay." "I be you to forive me." "You don't know how long I've suffered because of that tramp." "Oh, this pain." "Let me undo you." "You look like such a ood, sensitive man." "You see..." "I was about to do somethin awful, and you don't know how much I adore animals." "Really?" "I trust them more than people." "May I introduce you to my Briitte?" "She's a poodle, but she all but talks." "I'd be delihted." "Feel any better?" "You have the hands of an angel, madam." "Call me Gladys." "God damned parrot!" "Stallone, what's up?" "Bored, huh?" "The countryside's pretty, but it wears you out." "What's that in your mouth?" "Are you eating crap?" "I'll pop you in the nose." "Open up." "Just what we needed, Emilio's vitamins!" "Behave yourself, do you want to et us thrown out?" "Leave me alone, the sauce will burn." "All riht, what do you want?" "Go on then." "Emilio!" "Emilio!" "You pig, we all drinkthat." "Get a glass." "What are you doing, creepin up on people?" "It went down the wrong way." "Feelin better?" "You won't believe what I found." "You'll freak." "Come on." "Come on!" "Do you know what these are?" "Pills, Sal." "Pills." "My uncle works in laboratories." "They're called X." "X!" "What is this, the pools?" "What are you sayin?" "Tabs, Emilio!" "What planet are you on?" "You never heard of them?" "Ecstasy, designer drugs, speed, gack!" "Where's your eneral knowledge!" "How come you know so much?" "Harry Potter." "You think they come with your donuts?" "Poor Zacarias." "It must be the Devil's work." "Suddenly, he threw himself against the bars, and the cage fell." "He was so full of life." "We're nothin." "You said it, Agustín." "Here you are Zacarias, your chocolate." "What are you doin, Stallone?" "Little bastard must be after more of that ack." "Fuck." "He ate the ecstasy." "Ecstasy?" "Don't tell me those two pills weren't vitamins?" "Don't tell me you ate them?" "Both of them." "Why the long face?" "It's not serious, is it?" "No way, relax!" "If you feel bad, we'II o to Emergency, and get your stomach pumped, okay?" "What are you sayin?" "I feel fucking reat!" "Hey, kid!" "You look fine." "Sorry, to be on the safe side, have you got your Medicare card?" "My card...." "What a shit stereo!" "Is that all it's got?" "Leave it alone." "Relax, we'll be at the hospital in a second." "What the fuck!" "Look!" "Lihts on the riht." "Make a turn, you pussy!" "What's up, dude?" "Long time no see!" "Can't ive it up, eh?" "Much as I'd like to." "A lot of dicks tonight." "No, it's good, loads of ladies." "I'll tell you later." "Right." "Where are you going?" "Get in line!" "Get in line!" "Emilio!" "Look." "He's with me." "Go ahead." "How do you know that uy?" "Never seen him in my life." "What?" "Watch it, you moron!" "Evenin, ladies." "That'll be 16 Euro." "Keep the change." "Hot in here, isn't it?" "What?" "Come over here." "You feel all right?" "We'II go soon, okay?" "My chick a ood kisser?" "With me, yeah." "But you're uglier than a ba of sweaty socks!" "Cool it." "Relax, dude." "He's hammered." "All riht then," "have it your way." "See you, tier." "That's the spirit, balls out!" "Yeah!" "See you." "See you." "I'm sick of that twat." "Come here." "Did you bring condoms?" "I'll get a couple from the machine, just in case." "Get two dozen, my little buddy is ready to rock!" "Incredible!" "Hey, they cost 8 Euro." "It's not a dream, Sal." "It's impossible." "Hey, two more gins!" "Hello, you two." "These are the assholes!" "Emilio, gentlemen!" "Emilio García Sansegundo!" "This is Sal!" "He's a swimming teacher." "He's expensive, but check out this dive!" "Stallone!" "Don't yell." "It's 5.30." "Hey, little fella." "Come here." "What's this parrot?" "Your do caught a parrot!" "Shit, it's Zacarias, the psychic's parrot." "Shit!" "Stallone can't have done this." "He's not violent." "And there are no bites." "His feathers are fine." "Like he died of natural causes, riht?" "And he came here to die in my uncle's lounge room." "Great!" "Jesus!" "You've ot no idea." "We put him in his cage," "Gladys finds him in the morning, and we're in the clear." "So... what you're proposing is... breaking and entering." "That's right." "And agravatin circumstances, bein night." "You got it." "Balls out, Emilio." "Balls out..." "Are you a total idiot?" "Come on, dude." "He won't stand up." "Turn him around." "He needs stuffing." "Looks fuckin perfect, man." "Let's go!" "Best thing for a hangover, a Bullshot!" "Vodka, pepper, eg yolk, and oxtail soup!" "Bullshot!" "I've been thinking, Sal," "I'd rather..." "Oh, fuck!" "The psychic!" "What do we do?" "What else?" "You know her." "Balls out, Sal." "What do you mean?" "Are you crazy?" "I don't like seein people cry, especially women." "Sal!" "Come quick!" "We found the parrot in the cae and madam's having a fit!" "I'm kind of busy, a chicken in the oven..." "Go on, Sal, I'II make sure it doesn't burn." "It's urent." "I'll take care of it." "Come on, Sal." "Run!" "Zacarias!" "Zacarias!" "I can't hear a pulse." "I'II call an ambulance." "No, I'll take care of it." "Yes!" "Comin!" "Relax." "A little rest and you'II be as good as old." "Water." "Gladys!" "Agustín!" "What's wron?" "How kind!" "Actually, they were for Zacarias." "It's a sign, Agustín." "Death's a natural thin, Gladys." "It's part of life..." "Death?" "Don't frighten her." "She's fine now." "Don't take any notice, ma'am." "It's because of the parrot." "The parrot?" "Come here a moment, Sal." "What're they saying?" "What's wron?" "Zacarias..." "What?" "...he came back, like Lazarus!" "Look." "Shit!" "He's more alive than we are." "It's well-trained, isn't it?" "He even ate his chocolate." "Who knows what happened to him?" "I heard that some animals when they're in danger just play dead." "Yes?" "The important thing is a good friend when times are hard!" "Emilio, you goin already?" "Maybe the hanover's effected your memory, but I've got my tutor." "Come here." "You won't believe it, but the parrot is still alive." "You're riht, I don't believe it." "Check out Mr. Moody!" "I don't want any hassle." "No, you justwant to scroune off anyone you can." "Emilio, I thought we were friends." "Sure we're friends, livin in Madrid in..." "What was it?" "Las Suertes?" "No, sorry, Las Fuentes." "You don't mean I knew it was your place?" "What I mean is I'd rather live alone." "Okay." "I get the messae." "Good luck, then." "Same to you." "Oh!" "What?" "Don't foret your pet." "Let's see if we understand each other." "You don't remember it?" "My mind's gone blank." "Very well." "It's decided." "You won't be sitting for the exam." "Join Olmedo on the bench." "Excuse me?" "Do you have hearing trouble?" "Wax in the ears?" "Emilio, you won't be sitting." "It's my decision, don't you think?" "I am an adult." "You're defying me?" "Contreras, the examiner, and I, play bridge every Friday at the auto club." "Well... you are a bi shot, Torcuato." "Very well." "May I have that list?" "Thanks." "Jesus, Emilio." "Every day a new look." "Where's the neck brace?" "Now it's "they hit me" makeup to et sympathy from Patricia." "Or maybe your "little pal" beats you, and you like it." "You've been askin for that for a long time and now your number's come up." "He's worse today." "He won't open up for anyone." "He will for me." "Jacobo!" "Contreras sent me!" "Open up!" "Leave us alone, Angelita." "Go inside." "So you're not applyin, is that true?" "I'm sketchy on Chapter 8." "In a little while, next year..." "How many Cachaslot are you takin?" "Now I'm better, it's down to eiht." "Eight a day?" "No, each dose." "What are you doin?" "Flushin them." "I don't trust my uncle's labs." "Recite every chapter to me, one by one." "Sit down." "All riht." "Sal?" "I knew you couldn't live..." "without me." "Perhaps I came at a bad time." "What?" "No way!" "I thouht it was Sal." "Disappointed, huh?" "No way." "Like some coffee?" "Thanks." "You're welcome." "Patricia, I have to apologize." "I hit your boyfriend." "I'm not here about Javier." "Besides, I broke up with him." "I came to see you." "You've always been so shy." "Sugar?" "No." "Why didn't you notice me, Emilio?" "Notice you?" "You were blind." "Especially at college." "I was nuts about you." "Me?" "You're making fun of me." "Don't be stupid." "I tried so many times." "But you only thouht about rades and scholarships." "Like all these years on the state exams." "All you saw were books and notes." "You're right." "I couldn't see riht in front of me." "What are you goin to do about it?" "I guess I'll get a move on." "Maybe you need a little help." "Relax, Emilio." "No need to rush." "I'm making up for lost time." "Emilio!" "That's nothing." "Fuck, you scared me!" "Good job you're here." "Help me load these vitamins." "You want to help me?" "I'm havin trouble." "Those are drugs." "What the hell's up with you?" "Studyin gone to your head?" "You're a fuckin dealer." "Who else has seen these sacks?" "If you've ratted on me... you're fucked." "No, you're the one that's fucked." "You're just like your asshole father." "Fuck you both!" "Freeze!" "Don't move!" "Come on, out of there." "I want to call my lawyers." "Well, officer..." "It's a mistake!" "I'm studyin for the state exams!" "Okay, kid." "Tell us down at the station." "Bastard!" "Fuckin kid!" "My dad was right!" "How did you know I was here?" "It was hard ettin you out, you know I failed my orals." "Hurry up." "No time to lose." "For what?" "You've got an exam." "Comin?" "You think I can do an exam?" "No way!" "Why do you think I busted you out?" "You're off your head!" "Want me to look ridiculous?" "You're coming, or I'II land us both in jail!" "I'm not oing!" "Besides, the exam's at 9.00!" "It's ten to nine." "Two minutes to spare." "Alcalá will be packed." "We'II take O'Donnell, okay?" "Emilio." "Look in the mirror." "What do you see?" "What do I see?" "I'd rather not say." "You could be a Mayan or an Aztec the rest of your life." "You et to the office at 11 sharp and say:" ""Hello, hey, guys." "Me et the phone?" "I may an' I may not!"" "And at 11:15 you leave again, saying:" ""Hey you ass, technically I'm the boss round here." "I'm goin to play 18 holes"." "What's this?" "No, no!" "Besides, you need a suit and tie." "I can't stop by your place, but put this on." "This always does the trick:" "Armani!" "Armani?" "It's the first time I've read "Harmani", with an H." "Let me look at you." "You movin, or what?" "Just a second!" "Fuck!" "This is tense." "Now, what's the motto?" "Go for it." "It's in the bag!" "That's it!" "I'll just park." "Good luck." "Thanks." "Patricia!" "Let me explain." "We'll have time." "Get to your exam, they called you twice." "Emilio, I got Chapter 8!" "Screw my dad!" "Notaries, a pile of shit." "A pile of shit!" "Tell that to Contreras." "Contreras, he's the worst." "...carry on with Contreras, you know him!" "García Sanseundo, Emilio?" "Yes, that's me." "Jesus, bloody carpark!" "Keep your voice down." "Any news?" "No, not yet." "Okay." "Good morning." "May I speak to you for a moment?" "Me?" "Yeah." "I asked the Fire Dept." "The only Stallone they know was in "Rocky"." "Oh, yeah?" "There are no diplomas!" "No Turkish earthquake medals!" "No Toboso turnoff!" "Nothing!" "No?" "And you have the gall first to ask me to et your friend out of jail, then pass his exam!" "Just a helping hand." "A helping hand." "Life isn't fair." "I don't have to tell you." "What with that tennis uy, your wife." "Shut up, the walls have ears here!" "I did not help him." "You know why?" "Because he didn't need it!" "Well, congratulate him." "Thanks, father-in-law!" "What?" "Father-in-law." "Stallone and Briitte..." "Get out of my sight." "I passed." "Conratulations, darling!" "Jacobo!" "Guess which one I ot." "Which?" "Fourteen!" "Fourteen has its moments, too." "You know who Contreras is?" "No." "My uncle's neihbor!" "The one with the do!" "Great idea coming to live with your son." "We'II et along so well, neihbor." "Leavin the house deserted, or rotting away..." "Or worse, full of squatters!" "Let's see if he does the full 15 years." "These scum are out on the street in no time." "I've ot friends in the Supreme Court on my football team, don't you worry." "By that time Emilio will have bought us another house." "See what education ets you?" "As my randdad said, may he rest in peace:" ""Don't count your chickens before you feel their feathers"." "What's do you mean, feathers?" "It's simple..." "I'll help you." "What is it?" "I'II give you a hand." "Cheeky." "Come on." "Sorry." "The house is fantastic." "Come up one weekend." "What?" "No, we rented the flat out." "It was too small." "Shit, this is "The Little House on the Prairie"." "All riht then." "Hey!" "I've ot a photo of the Rome trip." "I didn't know I had one." "Let me see." "What a sight you all are." "Check out Olmedo!" "You look like a kid." "That's Sal." "And this hottie?" "I don't remember his name." "Juan Carlos Villoslada García." "You really think he's hot?" "I'm taken, silly." "When are we goin to Rome?" "You promised." "If I start in October and get paid, if not..." "My love?" "Is your family part of the furniture?" "ljust want us to be by ourselves." "I can't throwthem out, just like that." "Well..." "We'll have to see if our thin is serious." "No, silly, I was kidding." "Get off!" "You've had it!" "So you met Ballesteros?" "Hey!" "Seve and me!" "He trained me for the Spanish Championship and... onlythe day before... my parents were killed." "Both of them." "A crash on the Toboso turnoff." "My life suddenly changed, but... well, here I am." "Shit, I'm really sorry." "What club do you recommend for this shot?" "Eiht iron." "Wouldn't a wood be better?" "Fuck that!" "Always irons over woods." "Okay." "Come on, come on." "Go, baby!" "The best shot of my life!" "On the reen in two!" "My buddies are oing to be amazed!" "Three more tips, and Masters here we come!" "Hey, animals are banned here." "Hello!" "My ball." "The fucking mutt brought my ball!" "Fuck it!" "Poor thin." "I bet some nouveau riche guy abandoned him." "How callous." "Hey, fair play, right?" "You've gotten so rumpy." "And we had such a lauh on the trip to Rome!" "The life of a candidate is not a good subject for a song, no..." "It's all study and dedication." "The life of a candidate." "Pive years of study, of sweat and of pain, slave to a program that you have to tame." "Pive years trapped, bored and under stress." "Waiting for examination day." "The life of a candidate is not a good subject for a song, no..." "It's all study and dedication." "The life of a candidate." "The life of a candidate." "is not a good subject for a song." "It's all study and dedication." "The life of a candidate." "Pive years in your room, shut away with yourbooks." "You're getting no sun, you're looking quite ill." "You're living on coffee and vitamin pills." "You cannotfail, you're a candidate." "Pive years of study, of sweat and of pain, slave to a program that you have to tame." "Pive years trapped, bored and under stress." "Waiting for examination day." "The life of a candidate is not a good subject for a song, no..." "It's all study and dedication." "The life of a candidate." "Translation:" "Lindsay Moxham" "Subtitles:" "LASERFILM"