"Brother:masculine noun." "He who has the same father and the same mother." "He who is of the same faith, that's companion and friend." "Thus it is written in the vocabulary, but already in the Old Testament" "Cain and Abel belied this definition." "Things did not improve with the beginning of a new civilization." "Rome was born to Romulus hand." "Remo died for his brother's hand." "Here are two scions of the family Borgia attenting to a VIP cocktail." "Once to our century, a well-known writer could say:" "more than enemies, were brothers." "We are in the Great Universal Exhibition." "Our story begins two brothers, indeed, from one of the two," "Knight Pio Degli Ulivi." "ecclesiastical tailoring." "In this austere model It contemplates the handwork of rigid linen." "The skirt 3 millimeters from the ground." " Not 2?" " No, mother, this year is short leads." "Fedele, the bell!" "It's your favorite model." "Or this one, it was also chosen by a mother of another Order." "Notice the subtlety of these two folds under the brea..." "Above the sign of waistline." "Fedele!" "The bell!" " Did you called me, sir?" " Yes, the bell!" " Did you hear that?" " Yes, go and open!" " I was just doing it!" " Do not talk, hurry up!" "Forgive me, reverend mother." " Good morning." " Good morning." " Good morning." " Good morning." " This way." " Sorry, sisters, there is a brother ..." "Sorry, mothers, there is a father ..." "I have a visit." "Here I am, my lord." "Here I am." "Good!" "How well you look!" "Yes, but it will have to take back the measures." "Monsignor, in 48 hours You may not put on weight!" " I did not put on weight!" " Excuse me." "You are strong and flourishing." "You are opulent, not fat!" "Yet you will take back the measures." "Don't you understand?" "Ah!" "You have had the nomination!" "How nice, I should imagine, Monsignor." "I'm happy!" "Sorry." "Eminence, wishes and sons!" "Male flowers!" "Those beautiful large red flowers, Cardinal colored!" "Did you see, my lord?" ""Help others and you will be helped."" "You had promised to help me and you had the nomination." " What have I promised?" " That ..." " Yes, for the Discalced Carmelites!" " No, my lord." "The Dominicans." "The Carmelites dress with little cloth and go around barefoot." "The Dominicans instead need many meters of white flannel." " Rascal, you measure the faith in meters!" " No, no." " I fear that the Dominicans while waiting feel cold." " We'll see." "Memories, Carmelites or Dominicans They are always brothers." "I do not speak of brothers!" "There's brother and brother!" "You know me, I am honest as a man and as a tailor." " My brother instead ..." " He will be a lost sheep." "No, that is the black sheep of the family!" "He lives for amusement!" "We have a title and he calls himself "Zazà"!" " Hello, Zazà!" " Hi dear." " Dear." " Good morning, Zazà." "How are you?" "Good." "I see you're at all." " Hello, Zazà." " Hail, Prince." "Dear." " Opening is 300 pounds." " I'm in!" "Card." "The dealer has 9!" "The dealer wins." "Bravo!" "Bravo, what luck!" " Compliments." " Baron!" " Tell." " The money?" "I was joking." "Just kidding!" " He's always the same!" " Is not pleasant!" " Baron." " What's up?" " If you won?" " I took them, I'm not stupid." "Colonel, are we joking?" " Good evening." " Good evening!" "Let a game?" " No, Zazà, you are too good." " Exaggerated!" " Do you know why, we barons, we are good at billiards?" " No." "Because we are familiar with balls!" "Good one this!" "Good one this!" "Too bad I've wasted it so easily." " Young man." " Commands." " These cigars are fresh?" " Yes." " Give me one." " Mr. Baron, it's 60." " And with this?" " 61." "No, I mean:" ""What do you mean?"" " That you should pay." " This is an insinuation!" "Keep the distance!" " Yesterday you said: "Tomorrow I'll pay."" " In fact I'll pay you tomorrow!" " Yesterday he said "tomorrow."" " If I I said tomorrow, tomorrow I'll pay you!" " Do not insist!" " But tomorrow is today!" "Today is today and tomorrow is tomorrow!" "I said that I pay you tomorrow." "Keep the distance." "I'm asking to fire you!" ""The needle to one million"." "Zazà, will you take me to the reharsal?" "Would you come on stage?" "Fool, you can not!" "I go there because I am a friend." "I am the protector of artists." "Or better of artist ladies!" "That's a good one!" "Young men, I noticed that you suck playing pool." "I'll show you a shot that, modestly, in Europe" "I'm the only one able to do it." "Move away!" "Attention, you see this ball?" "We put it here." "This other ball, focus, I put it here." "So!" "Stop!" " Ouch!" " Sorry." "Did I hurt you?" "I do not do it anymore." "Knight, a bit 'more to the right." "Stand still, do not move!" "Stand still." " Ah!" " Sorry!" "It was an accident, you see." "It's a trifle, a little bump." " Baron, do you allow a word?" " Please, Mr. President." "Tell." "The direction of the Club wishes you a Merry Christmas." "Thanks, but I do not understand, we are in spring, it is not Easter yet and now they wish me a Merry Christmas?" " Because we are not going to meet before that time." " Why?" "You are defaulting, please do not attend more the social club" " Until you have paid everything." " Oh yes?" "Bravo, President, Bravo!" "You have anticipated me." "I have not spoken first not to torment you, not to humiliate you, understand?" "Hush!" "Do not insist!" "Battista, hat and coat!" "No longer will I be in this club because it is downgraded!" "This club with my presence was on a pedestal!" "Do you want to know what is this club?" "It's a dunghill!" "I did not tell first because I'm a gentleman!" "Being gentleman is acquired from birth and I was - modestly speaking - born it!" "I will not allow even my waiter to come in this environment filthy and stinking!" "I go!" "I go!" "Goodbye!" "Battista, why today we couldn't see any tram around?" " There's the strike." " Then we wait for the cab." "I'd put in jail who does strike!" "About jail... tomorrow the bill of 300 pounds expires." " The Bernasconi's one?" " Yup." " Pay it." " I have not a penny!" " What?" "Indeed, I remember that I lent 200 lire, all my savings." "I do not understand why you do not go away." " Because I have 12 years pending salary." " I knew it!" "You stay with me only for interest!" "The servants are paid foes." " I'm not not paid." " I don't pay you not to offend you, because I put you on a pedestal." "I will not humiliate you." "Tell me. 12 years of service to 20 pounds per month ..." "Nice lady that one!" "How much is it?" " 2,880 pounds." " Plus 200 pounds I lent you?" " No, I lent to you myself." " I couldn't remember." " How much it is?" " 3,080 pounds." "If I give you 3,080 lire, you become a great lord and my conscience does not allow me to get served by a great gentleman." "stop just now with this topic or I get nervous!" " That's the cab!" " No cab, we walk." "Not so, keep the note." "Gentlemen, the last 4 beats." "That's good." "No!" "That's not good at all!" "Too much realism!" "If we start is such a way the reharsal, What it will happen at the time of debut?" "Bravo, Titti." "You were lovely!" "Do not stay like that, you'll catch a cold." "Go to the dressing room." " Hello." " Hello." " Ciao bella!" "Zazà, I'm better this way or that?" "Like this or like that?" "Like this or like that?" " So, so, so." " Thank you." " You are welcome." " 20 minutes of rest." " Zazà!" "Zazà!" " Hello, Zazà!" " Hi baby." " My love, dolly." "Hello!" " Hello!" " Hi beautiful." " Zazà!" " What's up?" " After I have to talk about an important thing." " As you want!" " Zazà?" " Tell me my love." " I need 2 pounds." " Immediately." " Thank you." "Where did I put the checkbook What a careless I am!" "Battista, do no watch ladies and come here!" " You have my checkbook?" " What?" " Have you forgotten it?" "The breakfast." " I'll be right back, do not move." " Thanks, Zazà." " Young man!" " Commands, Baron." " How much should I give?" " 5 pounds." " Give me the change for 10 pounds." " Immediately!" " Here. 1 2 3 4 5." " We're OK." " And what about the 10 pounds?" " Is this the change for 10?" " Yup." " Are there 5 pounds?" " Yes." " Did you withold 5?" " Yes then?" " But I did not have the 10 lire." " Didn't I give to you?" "I was absent-minded." "Battista, give a promissory note of 10 pounds to this young man." " Immediately." "How many months?" " 3 months." "All right?" "You are lucky!" "Dolly, please." " All right?" " Thank you." "You know, I need them for..." "I do not care, I'm a gentleman." "I am the Baron Zazà!" "And you're a dolly." " What's this?" " A small present for you." "Give this small necklace to your wife!" "I've already made the First Communion, I want more heavy stuff!" " Tweety ..." " And do not come into the dressing room!" " Did you understand?" "It's closed for you!" " Tweety, no!" "Zazà!" "I beg you, help me." "Dear Benotti, this is a trifle, a brainer." " But there is also the case." " What are you doing with that?" "I set up an Operetta for her, she is my first lady!" "I know, but you're not her first man!" " She has experience." " Help me, let me be forgiven." " Now I'll try." "But do not show yourself, walk away." " Thank you." "What kind of people!" "What a miserliness!" " Zazà, did you see Garibaldi?" " When I was a child." " Do not joke!" " I ask me if you saw Garibaldi!" " Garibaldi, the conductor." " What did you want from him?" "You must tell him that Tweety is worth nothing." "Tweety is worth the money of Benotti, do not joke!" "In this position I am wasted!" "I know, my beauty." "Lying enhances you." "Please let me do the part of the "cocotte"." " Are you crazy?" " Listen!" " Let's stop joking." ""My childhood has blossomed on pavement, pale flower mud. "" ""Without the smile of a mother, without the warmth of a fireplace. "" " Did you like it?" " Good!" " I'll give you the stick in your head!" "You are missing the charm of the great lover." "When a man sees you, You must feel a tickle ..." "For example, I knew "La Belle" Otero." "See?" "Just name her ..." "and an alcove appears!" "Zazà, I am so unhappy!" " Honey, I can not help but I make you a gift." " How beautiful!" " Light!" " Sure." "It's a very valuable necklace, of great value, it is very old." "It's almost from the Stone Age!" "The Sabba's Queen wore it." "It weighed nearly five pounds, but with The wear of time it has worn out." " No." " I am the boyfriend of Miss Patrizia!" "If we'd let in all fiancés ..." "You can't!" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Sir, What are you doing?" "Let me down, Sir!" "Let me down!" "Please!" "Thanks, Zazà." "Thank you." " Ahhh!" " Who is it?" " My boyfriend." " Battista!" " Yes, Baron?" " Talk with me." " No!" "Help!" "Enzo, always the same thing!" "Who is it?" " The Baron Zazà." "Now I can not, maybe another time." "Please!" "Are you ashamed because you're dressed?" "Take off your clothes and let me in, it's urgent, very urgent." " Zazà, another time." " Tweety ..." " Now I can not." " I have to tell you something important." " You have a past, but you will also a future." " I hope!" "Your future depends on your present." " The present is your Benotti!" " That little bracelet!" "You're right, it sucks." "but it is not the fault of Benotti ..." "There it is!" "It is not his fault!" "The jeweler..." "He has exchanged it with a wrong box." "He had bought a bracelet which weighed as an anvil!" " Do not exaggerate!" " A small anvil." " Is it all clear?" " Yup!" " Let's make peace for the good of the company." " Who is it?" " Who is it?" " I make the question!" " He's the tenor, the one who sings!" " What are you doing here?" " We rehearsed." " In underwear?" " Yes, he wanted to get his pants ironed by the dressmaker." " Which dressmaker?" " The dressmaker of the company." " The company is no more!" "Shameless!" "You will not have any money from me!" "Wretch!" "The operetta is not done any longer, the company is closed!" "Do not get angry!" " What do we do now?" " Beautiful rip-off, right?" "You screwed it up!" "These things happen in the best families, but then everything falls into place." "But when it happens in the theater ..." "They are really serious things." "Battista!" " Concierge!" "Concierge." " May I help you?" " I would like to talk to the Baron Degli Ulivi." " He's not here." " He's not here?" "So it means he's there." " Sir, let me down." "Because of an idiot who took off his pants, the show is no longer made!" "It's crazy!" " Baron!" " Who is it?" " Finally I meet you." "Bernasconi, what a pleasure!" "I couldn't wait to meet you." "Finally here you are!" " Tomorrow at 12 the 300 pound bill expires" " Why are you worried about?" " When a gentleman signs a promissory note, at the end ..." " He pays." " No, he renews it." " Not for this." " Is it special?" " Yes, the signature of your brother as warranty is false." " No, I put it there!" " Exactly." "We are brothers, we are Ulivi." "We belong to the same tree." " I have accepted ity only to send in jail ..." " My brother?" " No, you." " Me?" "By anticipating a small amount could you do a discount?" " How much?" " 3 pounds." "Enough?" " Here it is." " They will serve for expenses." " Expenses?" " The stamped paper for the complaint to the king's public prosecutor." "Why do we want to let our king know our business?" "He is busy enough!" " Look ..." " I do not watch!" " Listen to me ..." " I do not listen!" "This animal is deaf and blinded!" " Good evening, Zazà." " Good evening, dear." "Good evening, babydolls." "Hello, baiaderas." "Baron, I have an idea." "You, in that head?" "Have you ever had a radioscopy?" "You can only have soot, mold inside!" " Let us listen to this idea!" " Go to your brother." " No!" "Do not say more!" "Better to jail!" " No, better to brother." " The jail!" " The brother." "Better brother in jail!" "Do not say more!" "Baron, let me down." "Why?" "Up there you have pure air, fresh!" "Here there are the microbes!" "Lift up your hearts, in high life!" ""Sursum corda"!" "..." "What does this mean?" " I do not speak French." " Animal, is Sicilian!" "If we want to get married, we need the money." "And I will make them!" " In one way or another." " No, not in the other way!" "When someone looks at you, I feel something here and I want to shoot him down." " Everybody is looking at me in the theater!" " I break down the theater as well." "Enzo, why you don't shoot down some of your opponent?" "You never win." "But are you really strong?" "Wait." "I'll handle that." " Good grief!" " The wheel, soon!" " You are a dream." " How you dare?" "We don't know each other." "Why waiting?" "My motto is "speed"." "Enzo, come here." " This man bothers me." " I was exposing ..." "He bent it!" " Go!" " I would point out ..." " He has learnt the lesson!" " You went to far!" " Enzo, no!" "Enzo, no!" " You again!" " You will pay a steep price for this bad habit of fighting." "Arrest him!" "Enzo, as usual!" "The hat!" " Sorry, dear." " Hello!" " A kiss!" " Yes." "I'll come and visit you!" "Good evening ... goodness!" "Is Mr. Pio Degli Ulivi home?" "Yes, he is busy." "He's saying the prayers." "Baby, ​​I'll wait." "He has not finished the "fifth sorrowful mystery" yet!" " Then I'm sixth, my beauty!" " Really?" " Sit on this side." " Thank you." " You are welcome." " Thank you." " One moment." " What do you want?" " There's a gentleman." " Who is he?" " He's Sixth." " Sixth?" " Sixth." " What does he want?" " Talking with you." " With me?" "Do you know something?" " Me?" "How could I?" " What does he look?" " Yes, he looks for you there." " Let it go, Pio." " She will never understand." " If you want, go to bed." " Yes, Pio." " I'll join you." " What does he look like?" " I told you, he looks for you there." "Sorry to keep you waiting." "I have no luck I know ..." "You!" "Dear brother, Didn't she tell you anything?" " The maid?" " No, the voice of the blood!" "Shame on you, you gave a false name to let you get!" "No, my brother!" "I do not need to give a false name!" "I am Zazà Baron and ahead of me all doors are open!" "You disgust me!" "You are always the same!" "From the outside, maybe." "But not from inside, I've changed." "If you met me from inside, You'd not recognize me anymore." "It's useless to talk like that, you make me sick." "Zazà..." "Zazà the Baron!" "You talk because you do not know certain things." "I talk like this because I'm a gentleman, a noble." "I kept my level, my class, my style!" "But you're reduced to be a small tailor." "A Baron Degli Ulivi doing the small tailor!" " You do it because you're insane!" " No, you are!" " You are insane!" " You!" " You!" " You!" " You!" " You go to hell!" " No, you!" " You!" " You!" " I see already you with devil's horns!" " Not the horns!" " Yes it is!" " Shut up, Maria Luisa sleeps." " You have horns and a tail!" " The devil with the tail!" " We must be joking!" " You have a tail!" " Do not sit like that, it's bad luck." "Really?" "I did not know." "That's okay?" " Yup." " Lend me 300 pounds." " Want 300 pounds?" "I give them to you right away." " Thank you." "Tie!" "Tie!" "Tie!" "And another!" "Tie!" " Rude!" " I understood that you came to ask for money!" "But it is useless!" "Go away and let me finish to pray!" "I knew it!" "Brother means smother!" "Yes, if your brother is like you!" "I have no brothers!" " Why?" " Nothing." " I'm not death!" " "DEAD"!" "Pronounce "dead"!" " I said death!" " Shut up!" "Our father left rightly to you a share of the inheritance, and you, you have consumed it in debauchery, in vice, in lust!" "the other hand, thank God, I did earn my share and today I'm an important tailor!" "I dress the naked!" "Before you clothe them and then strip them why do you charge so much?" " But I'm generous." " Are you generous?" " Yup." " Then will you make me a generosity?" " Yes." " Remove the trouble!" "So you put me at the door, You've chased me away!" "Just now that I had cast out the devil from me." " Without Bacchus, tobacco and Venus." " Without Venus!" "Yes, not Venus." "Now I live only to settle a debt 300 pounds to prevent a tragedy to our family ..." " Sorry!" " Damn!" " Sorry!" "Go away, I do not give you a penny!" "Sir Brother, is that your last word?" " You can go." " I'm going, But remember you have not helped a brother who holds out his hand." " Pick it or I'll spit on it." " Would you dare spit on it?" " Sure!" " At your own blood?" " Yup." "The fruit of the same womb?" "Okay, I'm leaving." "But you know what you are?" "You are a Cain!" "Yes, a Cain!" "I go away and do not hinder me." " Go away!" " I'm going away." "Goodbye forever, sir!" "We will not see anymore!" "Forever?" "Wait!" " Did you change your mind?" "Give me 300 pounds?" " Never!" " What did you say before?" " I know!" "When you will not be able to help me anymore, you will regret not helping me." " You want to let me believe of committing suicide?" " Believe what you want." "The "dying man" salutes you!" "Fedele, open the door." " You are a beautiful, good and nice girl." " Thank you." " That bastard!" " You have thrown him out!" " He deserved it." " What if he makes a foolishness?" " He has already made so many!" "He talked about suicide." "You know how the saying goes?" ""If you're killing a blood brother, all your life will be in bad luck"" "That does not scare me!" "That seems a little drunk!" "That mean brother did not give me a penny, but I gave him a great fear!" " Did he get scared?" " No." " Why is she laughing?" " Because she is a "little happy woman"" " Concierge, has any money order arrived for me?" " No." " Strange." " Was the Baron waiting for you?" " No, but you never know!" "Battista!" " That man lives here all the year long?" " Since 15 years." " How does he pay?" " He does not pay." "He does not pay?" "Why?" "The landlady wrote in her will to host him for free." " Battista." " Commands." " At the table I want to be served with gloves." " The gloves are dirtier than hands." " But gloves are always gloves!" " Write." "Hurry up!" " I put on the gloves." "This evening I have a huge appetite." "I want to make a tasty dinner." " Order." " Starter." " Starter." " Caviar and salmon." " Cavia... - caviar and salmon." "Then a consommé... very reduced with inside an egg." " An egg?" " Is an egg too few?" "Put two." " Two eggs." " Two eggs." "Battista, tell me the truth, How is it going with fish?" " Bad?" " Yes, it's not the season." "It's fault of storms, then Replace the fish with chicken." "With two potato chips, peas in season and cheese." " What cheese?" " Gruyere." " Take care, from Switzerland." " After bring me a small dessert." " Which dessert?" " Crème Caramel." " Any fruit?" " Exotic." "Pineapple, as usual." "Let's wash all this food with chilled champagne." " French?" " Yes, French, Piper." "Bring me a nice Piper." " Money?" " What?" " Money money." " To do what?" " To buy it all." " Then it became a habit!" "You always ask for the money!" "I've put you on a pedestal!" "You do not want to stay?" " You give an advance." " I do not have a penny." "Then what do I eat?" " The usual mortadella" " It's 6 months I eat that." " There it is." "Rude!" "I throw it in your face!" "Ignorant, rude, boorish." "Tacky!" "I'm going to send him away!" " Mr. Baron, I'm going." " Are you letting me through service?" " I'm going home to eat." " Every evening, eat!" "You must remove this vice!" " They're knocking on the door." " Who will be?" " Who will be?" " Let's pretend that we are not home." " Nobody home!" " Shut up!" " Go look." " I'm going." " Who is it?" "It's a lady friend!" " Lady friend." " Yours?" " Who are your friend of?" " I'm a Baron's friend!" " The Baron's me." "Idiot, let her in!" " Come in." " What a surprise, what a beauty!" " Good evening, Zazà." "Good evening, dear." "How did you dress?" "You're smart!" "What beauty, what a hairy fur!" ""By a hair's breadth" I did not recognize you!" " Am I disturbing you, Zazà?" " He is the one who disturbs." "Do you want to go away?" "He has wife and children and he always stays here!" "Go away!" " Can I leave?" " You have to leave!" "You must leave!" "My beauty, let me admire you." "Zazà, finally alone!" "So, to what do I owe the honor of this unexpected visit of yours at night?" " Young people are fine for certain things." " And often not even for those." " You understand everything." " I'm a man of the world!" "I love you!" "Me?" "What about your boyfriend?" "Did you see him come in?" "Is he out here?" " No, he's inside." "They arrested him." " He's a good guy, he deserved it." "Zazà, do you offer me a cognac?" "I'm not crazy!" "Alcohol makes you lose your head and ..." "I have already lost it!" "I lost it for your personality, for your expertise, the way you say things." "I am no longer a boy, I'm an adult." " It does not matter, I like you as you are." " Adult?" " Yup." "Don't you feel how hot is in here?" "Remove this fur." "I'll remove it for you, you'll be fresher." "Zazà, do you like me?" "Sure, you're charming, provocative, and dare I say ..." "ADJACENT." " Why are you laughing?" " As I figured out." " What?" " I recited." " Now?" "With me?" " Yup." " And the kiss?" " Comedy." " The embrace?" " Scene." " The "crushing-presses"?" " Also." "You said that I had the charm to make the cocotte." " I wanted to show that I have charm." " You have it so much!" " Then let me take that part." " You do not know!" "The company is closed, the operetta will not be taken any longer." " Benotti ran out of money?" " No, the horns were put on him." " I wanted the part!" " I know." "KNOCKING THE DOOR Is it your boyfriend?" " No ..." "Maybe they have released him!" " Damn the amnesties!" " Wait!" "Who is it?" " It's me, your brother!" " I'm ruined!" " Good!" " Damn!" "I'm ruined!" " Why?" " Where would I hide you?" " Why do want to hide me?" "Open." "I pray you, not to commit follies!" "The fur!" " Open!" "No,it'stoolate!" "Open, or I break the door!" "What were you doing?" "Where's the bottle of poison?" " Ah!" " The corrosive sublimated?" " I'm not telling." " Were you going to hang yourself?" "Where's the rope?" " Without rope." " Without rope?" " Yup." "You did not either get poisoned or hanged." "This is important." "We have to wait for a brother to die so that the other brother go see his brother." "# Fratelli, d'Italia... #" " Brothers from birth." " Sure," "I spoke at length with my wife Maria Luisa." " We will tend a hand." " Thank you." " Not that one." " Not even that." " I have only two." "We want tend a moral hand to help you," " Because you have turned back." " Turned back at the most." " No tobacco?" " No tobacco." " Sure?" " Yup." " Next." " Next." " Next!" " I was knowcking!" " Why did you knock?" "Do not knock to enter, but to make you look at that." "Now laugh!" " In the ashtray!" " Should I laugh in the ashtray?" " Look, there's a butt." " It's true." " No tobacco?" " This is the evidence." "I do not smoke the cigarette butts, I throw them away." " You said you changed." " From top to bottom." " You swear?" " I swear!" " Give me 300 pounds." " Wait." " Wait." " Why?" " Since when I entered, I smell a stink ..." "It's true, I have not told you anything because I am polite, but when you entered, I felt it too." " It comes from you." " Me?" " It comes from here." " Impossible!" " It's like a dense perfume." " Maybe from there." " It's the hotel kitchen ..." " Move away." " No!" " What happens?" " Mamma mia, What's behind you?" "!" " What?" " The devil in a skirt." " Who put that?" " You!" "Madame, who are you?" "What do you want?" "Just leave a window open, and somebody immediately enters!" " But I..." " What?" " Comedian!" "The open window ..." "Enough!" "I go away, I will not see me anymore." " Pio, you go away like this?" " What?" " You forgot the money." " Where?" " The 300 pounds." "You want the 300 pounds?" "You seducer of underage!" " I am of age!" " She could be your daughter!" " What did you say?" " She could be your daughter, shame!" "It's the blood that spoke to you." "God, I thank you!" "It's the voice of the blood." "She's my daughter." " What?" " Say hello to Uncle." " Say hello to Uncle!" " Uncle." " The daughter?" " My daughter." " When did you had her?" " A gentleman wants to keep quiet, but ..." "It's a long history." "I can not talk before to her." "It was a youthful mistake." "I was seduced by a woman older than me." "She took advantage of my innocence, of my experience and..." " Here she is." " Poor thing!" "Where is she now?" " She's dead." " She's dead?" " Yes, she's dead." " If she wasn't dead!" "?" " She's dead." "Want to know how?" "She died two or three days before giving birth of her." "Did she died before bringing her into being?" "You make me confused!" "She's dead two or three days after her birth." " Who did raise her?" " The Sabatine nuns." " Sabbatine nuns?" " They nursed her with a feeding bottle big like this!" " Dad, I'm going to boarding school." " No, are you crazy?" "Your father takes you to the college." "You scare her!" "If things are like this, I will talk to Maria Luisa." "We need help, Now there is a purpose." " Tomorrow you all will be moving to my house." " With all the things?" " Will you come to breakfast." " With all the things?" " Sure." " It is not possible." " Why?" "Because she..." "I would give her so many slaps!" "Should I tell you?" "This coward got engaged!" "I told you, when he comes to know about the engagement he would say: "Ah, ah!" "Mmm."" "And he's right!" " At that young age... already engaged!" " He's right!" " Who is this young man?" " A man." " One fine young man." " Yes, Bravo Bravo." "Okay okay!" "We will be one big family!" "I will talk to Maria Luisa, bring him tomorrow at breakfast as well." " I can not." " Why?" " I dislike him, I cannot bear him!" " Ottone, he must come!" " I cannot bear him!" " I demand." "If you demand, It is a different kettle of fish!" "Agreed?" "I go now." "About 300 pounds?" "Ottone, you can not talk of 300 pounds at this time, after making me this revelation." "I am heartbroken." " It touches me." " You talk about money at a time like this!" "Scoundrel!" "He pretended to be touched not to give me 300 pounds." "He'll give me multiplied by a thousand!" " We'll arrange everything for tomorrow." " My fiance is in prison." "We'll find another, he does not know him." " Zazà, what do I gain in this?" " Can't you understand?" "My brother is very rich, there is something for me and for you!" "I'll take over the company and you'll be the first lady!" " Zazà, you're terrific!" " You are fantastic, magnificent." "The more I look the more I see that Sabbatine nuns have raised you well!" " Do not forget that now you're my father." " You're right." " I have to leave now." " Before you eat and then go out." " I don't like the cod with potatoes." " But I eat it every day." " Exactly, cannot stand it anymore!" " Think to bring money home." " I work every day!" " Good job, you are a free valet!" " I am fond of the Baron." " The affection does not bring money!" "Eat the cod, taste how it's good." "Are you crazy?" "You can not give this crap to kids!" "Eat the cod." " What kind of trees are these?" " Dried fruit trees, Japanese plants." " Good morning." " Good morning, aunt." " It is not the aunt, it's the maid." " Madam, ARE ARRIVED!" "That damn Battista, he's not yet come along with suitcases!" " Dressed like that I feel ridiculous!" " You're good, you're smart!" " Remember, you're a schoolgirl!" " I am pissed off!" "A schoolgirl doesn't talk like that." "A foolgirl talk like that." " Here they are." " We are here." " Good morning, dear." " I bless you, my child." " Dear nephew." " Dear brother." " Good morning, aunt." " How cute!" " It looks like me a little." " Where's your boyfriend?" "It had to be here ..." "Here it is!" " Battista Signori." " Pleasure, Mr. Signori." "He's expansive." "Good morning." "He is very expansive." "He is expansive and affectionate." " Come on, breakfast is almost ready." " You hungry?" " I already foretaste the lamb!" " Lamb?" " Veal." " Veal?" " Chops." " No!" " Pork." " No!" " Excuse me, is there something to eat or what?" " Today is Friday, no meat." " We eat cod." " Good." " Codfish!" " His face is turned upside down." " It's the excitement." "Girlfriend, uncles ..." " No, it's the stomach." " The thrill takes deep in the stomach." " You like the cod, dear?" " It's my favorite dish!" "I made it cook fried, casserole and potatoes." "Come on, otherwise the salt cod will be overcooked." "It should be eaten "al dente"!" "Must be able to tell the jokes, and modestly I ..." "I know of another, however, it is a bit sexy, I do not know if I can ..." "I would not..." "Sure." "What's the difference between the professor and the rose?" "This is cute!" " Among the professor and the rose." " I do not know." " I'll tell you." "The rose perfects ..." "Professor rejects!" "Gorgeous!" "Good one this!" "Too bad I have wasted it so easy." "Bravo, big uncle." "I do know one." "Do you know the one about the first night?" "That first night in college by the Sisters." " Everybody knows it." " Not me." " Tell it, dear." " I tell you." "The first night, in college..." "there is a new schoolgirl when she meets the mother superior..." "Huh?" "Exactly." "She meets the mother superior and says:" "are you superior, because you are short?" " It's a good one this too." " The Mr. Baron knows one joke more of the devil." "I have two little gifts." "One for daughter and one for dad." " Father first!" " No, daughter first." " The world is upside down." " This is for Patrizia." " Is it a prayer book?" "It's a savings account book with the first 50 pounds." "50 pounds!" "You've taken away our nephew from us for 20 years, we have to fix." " Thanks Uncle." "Thank you, aunt." " Please dear." "This is for Ottone." " Thank you, Pio." " Read above." ""The life of the martyr Saint Ottone and beheaded."" " "Burned" is not written?" " No." " It will be written inside." " Yup." "What made me cry that book!" "Now it will make me cry." " I'll serve." " Thank you." "Gentlemen, the coffee is served." "You'll have a lovely husband, He is so domestic." "He was born domestic and domestic will die." "Little." "Enough." "While you take your coffee, I I go with my brother in the living room." " May we, Maria Luisa?" " You are welcome." " Excuse me, women." " Let's go." "I close." "Open!" " It was glued." " You are a living disgrace!" "Sorry." "I have to get on my knees?" " It was a disgrace!" "You have long hands." " You ruined myself." "Do not touch the paintings, it brings bad luck." " Really?" " Yes, do not touch." " Who is this?" " San Terenzio." " He does not bring bad luck, He works miracles!" " Leave him alone." "San Terenzio, I need 300 pounds, show them to me to find." "Get off the couch!" "Has done the miracle!" "The safe!" "To open it you need the word." " How many letters?" " Eight." " Eight ... "Stinker"!" " No, stinker letters are... "Cock"!" " it's 4." "Then two cocks!" "Ottone, leave the safe And come." "Sit down." "Tell me all." "I want to know the whole story." " It's a word!" " Which word?" "I'm thinking which may be the word of 8 letters." " Stop it!" " What do you want from me?" " How did the story begin?" "The History of Italy?" "Garibaldi ..." "The story of the dear departed." " The mother of my daughter?" " Yup." " How is it started?" " Yup." " Do you want to know from me?" " You told me a lie?" " Yup!" " As?" " No!" " It was one of the last evenings of Cannival." " What?" " Cannival." " Carnival!" ""Anything goes at carnival time"." "In my room came Pulcinella." " Pulcinella?" " It was she, dressed as Pulcinella." " Ah, she was masked." " You know ..." "It happened a Pulcinella's thing." " Dad, we have to go to rehearsals." " It's true!" " What rehearsals?" "The charity show of Sabbatine nuns." " You should see how they dance, They look like angels." " Angels." " The Sabbatine!" " Give a kiss to your uncle." " Thanks Uncle." " Give him another." " Thank you." " Me too." "No, you do not." " But this is my dress!" " All the costumes are seized." " He pays!" " He?" " It's your fault!" " Zazà is coming!" " Good morning everyone!" " Zazà, what happens?" " I do not know, I am unaware." " They have seized the costumes." "How do they dare?" "The day after tomorrow evening there will be the show!" " Who gives us money?" " If Zazà says that, it means that money is there!" "When Zazà says one thing, then no more discussions!" " What are you doing?" " I'm the costume designer, I take away my stuff." " Leave the baskets!" " I want to be paid!" "This is a bad custom for a costumist!" " You looks like one of the undertakings." " This is my face." "But you exaggerate!" "That's what Baron Zazà says!" "I take over the company!" "The new first lady will be ..." "Move!" "Patrizia!" " Bravo, Zazà." " Tell me dear." " You have always helped us." "Benotti went away because of you, then, I think of that." "Please do not talk to me about that vulgar man." " You're a real man." " I'm also a man of the world!" " Do not joke!" " No kidding." " You know I always loved you." " Really?" "I had not noticed." "Baby, you have it all wrong." "Now the first lady is Patrizia." " She is like a daughter to me!" " Have you adopted?" " Almost." " Also Benotti was like a father to me!" " What are you insinuating?" "You understood!" "Goodbye, I leave you to your family ties!" "Goodbye "Lady of the Camellias"." " Zazà, Garibaldi must tell you word." " I know, it's "obey"!" " There is the handle." " Which handle?" " I did not realize that the lady was a handle." " It was in Orfeo." "The handle of the door of Orfeo?" "One that would not open ever?" "The character actor." "There would be a part for her?" " She is good." " Is she really good?" " If she has been drinking, she's even more good." " But what a handle can do?" "She can open the show?" "Good one!" "Too bad I have wasted it so easily!" "I'm sorry, but there is no work." "Go to the inn, drink half a liter of wine and cheer for our health." "Garibaldi will pay." "Goodbye." "He does not give you a penny and now he wants you even at mornings!" " Because now he lives by his brother!" " Where there will also be a waitress." " Say no more!" " Tomorrow I'll think about that." "You can not make you pay Even now that you work for rich people." " For heaven's sake!" "I am still in a trial period!" " Eat!" "What's up?" " What's up?" " Look." "Codfish!" " It is 3!" " Do not shout!" "Turn off the light!" "Where are you going?" "The safe is on this side." " It's there." " Do you know the word?" "The waitress told me this morning." "That idiot of my brother He puts my name to the lock." " Ottone?" " Yes, Ottone." " It does not open." " You wrote Ottone with one "t" only!" "It's true!" "Ottone is with double "t" like Tango, Delta!" "Done!" "There is nothing!" "that coward took away also my pleasure to rob him." " Wait, let me see." "There's something!" " What?" " What a beautiful woman!" " Let me see." " It's a photograph of 20 years ago!" " There is also a dedication." ""To Ottone Degli Ulivi" ..." "Ottone Degli Ulivi's me!" ""Your red pussycat, Lilì Juju. "" "Juju was an entertainer, but I have never known her." "Your brother may have had a relationship with her and he gave her your name to not have complications." "You're right!" "At that time He was engaged to Maria Luisa." "And already he put COFECCHIE on her!" " What was he doing?" " COFICCHIAVA!" " What does it mean?" " He had an affair!" "What kind of schoolgirl are you?" "What do they teach you at school?" "Who is there in the living room?" "This is a black Moor." " What are you doing?" " I was explaining how a Moor becomes black." " At this time of night?" " Why?" "It's only 10!" "Ten?" "..." "It's strange." "It's a bit late, but the nuns after the recitation made a refreshments." " The nuns?" " A dance party." "A bit of holy wine, some donuts ..." "Okay, let's go to bed." " It's not so late." " Come on, Ottone." " Pio, I tell you." " It's late." "In my house we make healthy life, you go to bed early as chickens do and you wake up with the rooster." " Good night." " Good night, Pio." " Good night, Uncle." " Good night." " Good night, Uncle." " What happens?" " Nothing." " Is it already dawn?" " No dear." "It's only 10." "Can you hear?" "Can you hear?" "Do roosters sing at 10 pm?" "Mamma mia, what times!" "What a mess, that anarchy!" "It seems I have slept a century, I am not sleepy." "What happens?" "Ottone, what did you do to the Moor?" " Ottone." " What happens?" " I do not know, you got senile." " He's sleepwalking!" " Let's wake up him." " No, he could die." " Eh!" " Did you say something?" " No." " Also this!" " Take it off!" "He runs after me!" "I'm impressed!" "He has stopped." " He gave me a slap." " Let him do what he wants." " Where is he going?" " Move the chair, the table!" "How exhausting at this time!" "When you wake up..." " What does he do?" " I do not know." " You do not know?" " No." " He's going to bed!" " Yup." " Maria Luisa, he crouches!" " Yup." "No joking!" "Help!" "Where I am?" "Who are you, who am I?" " Present yourself, who are you?" " I am Maria Luisa." " Maria Luisa?" "And who is that?" " Pio!" " Who are you?" " I am Fedele." " Do you wake me up in such way?" " Poor thing, he is sleepwalking!" " You could have let me die!" " Yeah." " Now I feel bad!" "Maria Luisa, I feel my heart in my throat." "In my throat!" "Since you've been sleepwalking?" "It's because of sacrifices, abstinence ..." "Enough, let's go to bed." "Fedele, sorry for the trouble." "Will be for another time." " I've often these crises." " It's a vice." " Who comes with me?" " Me!" " Go Go!" " Go!" " I'm going." " Lower your hands, don't do a comedy!" " Go, Zazà!" " Walk with me." "It's your fault!" "Tomorrow you'll be closed in and you'll bring me the key!" "If I lock myself in the room, How can I bring the key?" "Cover your neck, you shameless!" " Good night, sister in law." " Good night." " Good night, Pio." " Good night." " Good night," " Good night." "We could postpone the toast tomorrow morning." ""Of tomorrow there is no certainty!"" "Patrizia, think how nice!" "The two of us alone in a bedroom." "Zazà, go to sleep!" " What happens?" " I go to see." " I'm coming too." "What happens?" "Look what he did!" " He sleeps!" " With the bed on ground?" " It was him!" "I moved it down because she used to sleep at low height since she was a child." " Does she sleep low still?" " Yes, it's the habit." "You sleep high, she sleeps low and I sleep at medium height." " Sing." " What?" " The lullaby." " Great news!" " There is a double latte!" " No, you're free!" "The injured party He has not complained!" " No?" "And then there's the inauguration of the Great Universal Exhibition!" "I'm happy!" "I'll meet again my Patrizia!" "In all this time She'll be bored without me!" " Long live freedom!" " What a weirdo!" "I love flowers." "Do you like them?" " I prefer the emeralds." " Patrizia, you sound like ..." " An entertainer?" " I do not know, I've never known any." " Who taught you to speak that?" " Dad!" " I knew it!" "Come, I'll take you in the greenhouse to see the special flowers." "Battista, money provides a sense of security." " Here I feel protected." " Yes, our back is safe!" " Sadistic, you have seduced her!" " Battista, intervene." " No!" " What sadist?" " I was told she lived with an old man!" "Yeah, it's in the greenhouse." "Not me, please come on in!" "Disgusting satyr !" " You beat my uncle!" " Your uncle?" " You've ruined everything!" " He made the dowry to get married with you!" " I'm going to apologize!" " Wait." "I will explain myself, you go away or they'll bring back you to jail!" " Let me give you a little kiss." " There's no time!" " One small!" " I'll send it home." "Go away!" " Pio, the danger is stopped!" "Where are you, Pio!" " Shut up!" " Come outside." " Where's the fool?" " He is gone." "How did he enter?" "The door was closed." " Crazy ..." "They are crazy!" " Yeah." " Where's Battista?" " Over there." " Commands, Baron." " Come outside!" "Is this the way you defend your girlfriend?" "I was observing, I was ready to shoot at the appropriate time." " If I went out before, I'd head..." " To the hospital." " For observation." " You're scared, darling?" " My boyfriend is dangerous." " He?" " You do not know him!" "Yeah I know him, We hid together." " If he gets angry he becomes a beast." " He?" "Now the danger is past, take the beast and have a walk." " Get her in the greenhouse." " Thanks Uncle." "Go!" "You are young, have fun!" " I like them, They don't even touch each other." " Sure!" "When they'll get married then... everything." "BELL" " The fool!" " Crazy people do not ring the bells!" " But he's crazy!" " They do not ring." " Mr. Baron!" " Who is it?" " I do not know you." " I do not know you." " What?" "I'm Mrs. Signori." "Hide yourself!" " Mrs. Signori?" "Who is it?" " The mother of the Battista." "Come on in, madame." " Madam Signori, my brother Pio." " Blessed." " Pleasure." " Battista is a good guy." " Yes, Bravo, BAVISSIMO!" " Not to mention Patrizia!" " Yes, we do not mention." " What do you want?" " Do not talk about." " We're talking." " You know her?" " No!" " Then go to meet her." " He's walking with Battista, in the greenhouse." " The greenhouse?" " They grin inside the house." " I gave him my permission." " The girl is of age, she is 21 year old." " They call you in the laboratory." " Excuse me, my brother Takes my place." " Yes." " Who is this Patrizia?" " She is a child." " Isn't she 21?" " This does not mean anything!" " I don't want to make your business, how old are you?" " 40." "Not to flatter or to make a compliment, but you look 20!" "You said that Battista loves her, what does it mean?" " He is fond of her." " Dedicated?" " As a daughter." " A girl of 21 years?" "I can't believe it!" " Where do you go?" " Inside!" " Do not make me say the truth!" " Speak!" " Do not insist." " Who is Patrizia?" " His daughter!" " Daughter of who?" " Battista's!" " When did he have her?" " Let's see ..." " How many years have you been married?" " 12." " Well." " Nine years before the child was born." "Does 9 plus 12 equal 21?" " Yes." "The math is not an opinion!" "So before marriage." "After three years the girl's mother died, and I welcomed them at home." " You do not give him salary because you support her too?" " Yes." " The girl eats, needs shoes ..." " I want to talk to Battista!" " I do not advise." " Why?" "He is ashamed." "At the right time he'll do the confession." " Now is not the time, go away." " I have to go?" " Yes." " Do not say anything?" " I advise you to go away." "Go away, I'll call it at the right time." " You're back, damn lion!" "Go back to the jungle!" " Forgive!" " I promise I'll be good, Let me see Patrizia." " No!" " I want to give her that kiss!" " Hurry up and go away!" " Not to her, to Patrizia!" " I'll give it for you." " If you do not give him the kiss, I do not go away." " This is a blackmail!" " All right." "Then you'll go away?" " Yes!" "He is coming straightaway, father." "Be patient." "Patience is the first virtue of our rules." "The Reverend is ready for testing." "What a shame!" "What's going on?" "No, not that!" "Hey!" "What a shame is that?" " Do you kisses the first fool you meet?" " He compelled by force." "Crazy people are dangerous, Poor ..." "Nah poor anything, she liked!" "And did you keep watching?" "By watching you learn!" " You will come back to the monastery!" " Enough!" "You have grown tired!" " My nephew ..." " Nephew of no use and value!" " I'm tired of uncle, aunt and the family!" " Patrizia!" "Do you understand what you say?" "You're closing a curtain that will not rise again anymore!" "That's it, here I have to kiss all except the one I like!" " I'm going home!" " Where would you go?" " From my mother!" " You said it was dead!" " It's a lie that he has invented." "Goodbye to all!" " Goodbye." " She got crazy, poor thing!" " It's right Maria Luisa." " Yeah, she got crazy." " I do not think so." " You come out of here immediately!" " Me?" " Yes, you!" " No, the baron has to tell only." " I tell you!" "Out!" " On the spot?" " How do you prefer?" " Without notice?" " But give me a break!" " Out!" " You've heard what your daughter said?" " No, I was absent-minded." " She said that her mother is alive!" " Well, congratulations." " You said she died." " Just not to upset you." " I did well?" " Yes, he's very sensitive." "Now there's only one thing to do, To repair!" " Ottone, look into my eyes, To repair!" " I will repair." "Good." "Maria Luisa, prepare a double chamomile." "I will repair." "Mamma mia, the police!" "What happened?" "Nothing, a complaint made by Zazà Baron." "Well, it's not serious." "I go to find the baron." "Sit in the lab." "Mr. Pio." " Sorry." " Where's the Baron Degli Ulivi?" " I saw someone come in that door." " Thank you, good man." "Wait here." "Excuse me, Father." " Father?" " Peace and love, brothers." "Cheers, peace and love." "I did not know that my brother would serve The army as well." "Anyway ..." "PROSIT." "To you too, Marshal." " Father, you look a lot like ..." " Zazà, everyone says so." "Among us three brothers only Pio is different, he was born ugly." "Instead Zazà and I we are like two drops of water," ""The devil and holy water."" "I hope there is nothing serious borne of my good brother." "Is there a complaint for payment failure to the king's prosecutor." "Ah!" "Even a non-payment!" "Is it a debt?" " A bill of exchance." " What is that?" "Something you change?" "You do not know what is a bill of exchange?" "It's a credit title. "I will pay you"." "Aggravated by a signature allegedly false." "My brother, in what abyss did you fall in!" "You have not listened to my advice." "What good were my prayers!" ""Cave Canem", "In Hoc Signo Vinces"." "EST, EST, EST." "Mah!" " What could be done?" " To pay." " Is that all?" "Oh well, I'll pay." " It's a big amount." "Better to find 300 pounds rather than a brother in jail." " Father, how do you know it's 300 pounds?" " You said it." " No, you said it." " You said it." "No, do not insist, do not tell lies or will got to hell." "I will turn to my superior who honors me with his friendship." "We did three years of seminar in Cuneo!" "He will help." " If it's so ..." " But you have to give me a little time." "No flasks that swell!" " Given the High Intervention ..." " A couple of days." "Even three days are enough." " We will block the practice until it will be all right." " Thank you." " I will keep you in my prayers." " Thank you, Father." "Tell me, do you have any relative in heaven?" " Unfortunately, yes." " I will pray for them." " Thank you." " Do you have any?" " Not really..." "Have faith, son ..." "You'll have too." " Good morning, Father." " Peace be with you." "Good morning." "Excuse me, father, did you see..." " Can't you recognise me?" " Why do you dress like this?" "I'll tell you later." "Shut up!" "Make a package and send it to the monastery." " PROSIT, boy." " Father, you, too, in the same Order!" "I keep everything in order!" "We are also of the same monastery, Why we haven't met before?" "The monastery is big and I'm a hermit." " Always locked in your cell?" " Yes, in three days if I do not pay." " What?" " I took the cell for rent." " Father's kiss hands." " Goodbye, Father." "Now I'll explain." "With all this trouble still you can smile?" "Being gentleman is acquired from birth but your idiocy reamins until death." "It's strange You are not dead yet." " The bill has expired, what can we do?" " It's pretty much paid." " Miss Patrizia!" "I go away." " No, stay here." " The Baron Zazà." " And he's there." "Zazà, I am mortified." "Can I do something for you?" " It's late, you have ruined me." " I apologize to Pio." "So should I marry your mother?" "Are you crazy?" " Then I can not do anything?" " Yes, go away." " She's gone?" " Yes." "Do one thing." "You're always in front!" "Please understand!" "Go to the Newspaper and publish this notice." "It's 20 words, a penny per word, It's 20 pennies." "Do you have one pound?" " I have only 2 pounds." " Post the notice and bring me one pound of change." "Hurry up." "Mr. Pio!" "Mamma mia, Mr. Ottone!" " What happened?" " What a pain, look!" " He's in mourning!" " Look at the arm." "What a pain!" " Does your arm hurt?" " No!" " What happened?" "Read, second page, apartment 5." " Apartment 5?" " Yes, the fifth column!" "My dear sister in law!" ""Mr. Giolitti declares in the Parliament... "" "No!" "Look under Giolitti!" " "Water Quinine" " Migone ..."" " Look below." " Where?" " At the bottom." ""Angelina Marchi died yesterday." "The daughter Patrizia and the devoted friend Ottone Degli Ulivi give the news."" " Alias Zazà." " It's not written." " Everybody knows!" " Easy, easy." " Do not cry on my neck." " Ottone, was she?" " She is!" " Ottone!" " I know!" "Today no work, we close for mourning." " Condolence." " Thank you, my daughter." " Same to you, my daughter." " Ottone, take heart." " Is she the one you wanted to marry?" " Yeah, yeah." "I was ready to repair!" "Up there they did not want to!" "I was alone in this vale of tears to cry!" "To pay and to serve!" " Life is like a bill of exchange!" " Right!" "And I have to pay!" " There is always time to pay." " Not so much, not so much." "I'll take the flowers on the Black marble grave" "I'm gonna build." "It'll be expensive!" " With your help." " What do you mean?" "I knew you'd help me." " But..." " Then I'll give back." "I will work, I will pay you, I will atone, I will return." "To return I should have taken a loan and I did not do it." "Do not be stingy in front of her mourning!" " Look, look, look!" " One moment..." " If I died, wouldn't you make a tomb?" " Of course!" "I have got a great idea!" "A magnificent idea!" "I get some great ideas!" "You could make a nice tomb big, a big tomb!" "A big tomb for the whole family." " You can inaugurate it, I give precedence." " Thank you." "I'll take care of everything, I'll talk with the engineer and the architect." " Want to see the project?" " No, Ottone ..." "I'll show you the project!" "It's a unique project!" "The house is that one, I'll be close to you." " That's not blackmail, right?" " No, it's a good deed." "Your name is Lilì Juju, he called you "red pussycat" ..." " And I had a daughter, you." " Perfect!" " I knew you were coming in the wolf's den!" " I'll explain later!" "No!" "Explain everything now!" " Leave me, I have to go to my uncle!" " Why do you go to your uncle?" " Sensitive Mission." " I do not believe neither the uncle nor that stupid." " That's my boyfriend!" " And who am I?" "I will explain, but promise that before to act, you will count up to 1,000." " 8 columns!" "It's an exaggeration!" " It gives importance to the monument." " And this crowd?" " They are little angels." "Each column has a little angel." "One column, one little angel." "In the middle there is a beautiful woman representing the pain." " No, nothing to do." " Got to do, we will expand the columns." " What is this?" "One, two, three ..." " It's a flight of steps with 70 steps." " 70?" " Yes, the flight of steps is important!" " Did you made a Capitol?" " No." " It 's too much!" "A person goes there to cry and must walk through 70 steps!" "What do you care?" "You walk through them dead, not alive!" " I'm alive and I have to climb alive." " Alive people wait downstair!" " No." " Then shall we install an elevator?" " What are those?" " Arches." " Arches?" " Triumphal Arches." " Did you do a Coliseum?" " It's the triumph of death." "Coffins pass below." " Mamma mia!" " This square?" " It's my idea, the pool!" "The pool?" "In the chapel?" "In summer it's hot, a dip, a bath... you understand?" " You can take a slush..." " Let's put a little bar?" "Stop it!" "What is this pit around?" "It's another idea of mine." "It's the Wailing Wall." " But we're not in Jerusalem!" " Then where would you cry?" " Kneeling, near the chapel." " Okay, we remove the wall." " No." "Then you need a quote." " I have already done it." " I know the number by heart." " I mean?" " 638 pounds." " It's a patrimony!" " A patrimony?" "Does it seems expensive?" " At least we do in half." " Okay, I'll give you 38 pounds." " Only 38 pounds?" "I am small, I take only little space." " Or I do cremated." " You can not, you're a Catholic!" " All right, then I'll tighten." " Now I calculate!" "My friend, Caterina Maniglia works even without help!" "Now I got it!" "Where's the key?" " You were going to break me a tooth!" " It was not me!" " Who opened the drawer?" " I turned the handle only!" " You keep the money here!" " I'm not soing it for you ..." " Did you take something?" " No." " Open the hand." " I did not take anything!" "I do it for the mother of Patrizia." "Sir, there is the mother of Miss Patrizia." "Stop!" "Then she's not dead!" "I'm an idiot, I believed you!" "Are you crazy, my brother?" "It'll be a ghost!" "But no ghost!" "She's in flesh and bones ... more flesh than bones!" " Liar!" " She might have put on weight after death!" "Liar!" "Alive or dead you will marry her!" "Let the corpse in!" "All right." "You may save the conscience only with repentance!" "Where is?" "Ottone!" "Take a seat." " You would be the mother alive of Patrizia?" " Alive, Alive!" "Do not sobs, the man who seduced you 20 years ago will repair." "Have you finally decided!" "How beautiful you are!" " Do you want to repair?" " It's not me, I am not Ottone!" "I am not Zazà." " Zazà?" " The father of your daughter is my brother!" "Not that again!" "You've already screwed once!" "Now I do not believe anymore this brother!" "Remember your red pussycat?" "Meow!" "Meow ... to me?" "Do not be offended, but I with you ... no!" "Now I've become like this!" "Before I was the beautiful Jujù!" "At that time you liked me, right?" "Lilì Jujù!" "You've been a bad boy to leave me with a child!" " A child?" " Patrizia." " No!" "Patrizia!" " My nephew!" " No, your daughter." "My niece would be my daughter?" "Our daughter would be the daughter our brother?" "She's our daughter!" "Then I am ready to repair." " I..." " Then will you marry me?" "No, I can not marry you." "Then you're married!" "I make a scandal!" "Madame!" "Madame!" "Stop there!" "Do not move!" "Please, stay here and calm down." "Then I will explain." "I pray you!" " Will you come back?" " Yes, bye!" "Do not play hide and seek!" "I do not go away from here!" " Lilì, I can not marry." " Why?" "I'm already married." "BELL" "Patrizia didn't tell me!" " Good morning, is Mr. Pio home?" " For you he's always home, have a seat." " He's my superior!" "Log in here!" " I do not want to!" "Log in!" "Ah!" "Sacrilege!" "An ecclesiastical robe on profane limbs!" " Good morning." " Let's go." " Mr. Pio, I am surprised!" " You have also fallen into the ambiguity!" "You also have mistaken me for my brother Pio!" "Is Pio your brother?" "The resemblance is striking." "We're twins, two peas!" " Take a seat." " Thank you." "Peace, love and prosperity." " Father." " Tell." " No it's me." "Where is the hierach that responds for your brother?" "It's simple, here he is!" " Brother, you undertake for Zazà." " Another?" " So with Pio and his unfortunate brother you are in four?" " Yes." "For now we are four, we do not put limits to Divine Providence." " Is it true, brother?" " So?" "We are forced to do so much charity, to deaden the misdeeds of our brother." " Will you open the chest?" " Well?" "Stand still!" "Stand still!" "Close the chest!" " Father!" " Dear brother, what do you do?" "Would you let our brother go to jail for 300 pounds?" " I don't think so." " But these are the money of Pio!" "And I pick them!" "When Pio will know about this pick he'll be happy." "Right, my lord?" " Do not touch my little squids." " Leave it to me." "These three squids are 100 pounds each." "Would be 300 pounds of debt of our brother Otto." " Let's not talk anymore!" " Fine with me." " These three squids are needed for the show." " What show?" "The charity show for the poor." "Indeed, I take this half squid for the sexton's refreshments." "Leave that half squid!" " Shut up!" " Stop!" " The crown is ready?" " Not yet." "Please, it must be beautiful, it's for my brother in law." " It seems the house appointments." " What do you say?" "Everyone wants to talk with Mr. Pio." " Good morning, Mrs. Signori." " Good morning." "He does not speak!" " I want to see this daughter!" " Ask your boyfriend." " No!" "I am her husband!" " The husband of his girlfriend?" " No, the husband of my wife." " It's me!" "Then he's not his son!" "Do I look old, huh?" " Madame!" " Mamma mia!" " Do not call me mommy!" " Mamma mia, what a slap!" " Goodbye." " Goodbye." "Monsignor, you understand that it has not been a quarrel between brothers." "It was a moment of euphoria due to the charity." "Even in the seminary we were always joking." "Wait, Enzo, count!" "621, 622, 623 ..." " Pio, what happens?" " Baron, it's your fault, isn't it?" " Pio, Baron?" " The Baron is my brother." "I am not touched!" "Why do you attend to such a strange house?" "This is a house of lords!" "897, 898 ..." "Dad!" "Dad!" " Dad, why are you dressed like that?" " They have called me up." " Here is the result of the sin of my husband!" " Then it's not my daughter!" "1 2 3 4 01:27:38,855 -- 01:27:42,210" " You had a daughter!" " It's not my daughter!" "Now he ascribes to himself my children too!" " Open!" " Shut up!" " Mom!" " My daughter!" "My cuddly ... 927, 928 ..." " The crown for his brother." " To me!" "Cain!" " Do not you offend a brother!" " Enough!" "Monsignor, the fabric for the Dominicans!" " You won't see me anymore in this house of the devil!" " Bravo!" "975, 976 ..." " 2,000 meters of white flannel!" " Not all is lost!" "Ladies and gentlemen, we are fortunate to have a sponsor!" "999 ... and 1000!" "Wow that beautiful girls!" "Look, look, look!" " Let me wear my glasses?" " Do you like, huh?" "Murderess!" "Look here!" "Look here!" "Look this!" "And that!" " Let me look where where I want to." " Yes." "BRAVO!" "BRAVO!" " It's the fabric of the Dominicans!" " Did you recognize it?" " Did you see the fine clothes?" " Who did authorized you?" " Among brothers ..." " Which brother?" " Aren't you my brother?" "Pio!" "Mr. Baron, stay still!" "(c)2016TranslatedbyScud fabscud@libero.it"