"Danne..." "Danne..." "That hurts!" "Of course I'm happy that you got a job" "I just don't like the idea of you going away." "I don't like being alone." "I want to be with you all the time, not just once a month." "Hi." "What's the garbage doing in the hall?" "I met Kattis and arranged to meet her later." "We could eat out." "I don't feel like cooking." "I can cook something." "Like what?" "Sausage and potatoes." "No..." "Spaghetti Bolognese?" "What about poop stew and custard?" "You are really disgusting." "You're going to have a great time." "I'll be there for the whole season." "What's the pay like?" "It's quite good." "Food and accommodation is free." "You can send Danne lunch boxes." "Good idea." "Yes." "Balcony access, very nice." "What?" "I wonder what's in suburbia for me?" "I'm sure you'd love to know." "Hi, I'm Danne from next door." "I don't live here, I'm with her." "Hi, I'm Micka." "So, you know Carolina...?" "Sorry?" "The girl that lives here." "I don't know her, she's a friend's sister." "I'm sub-leasing." "Great." "What about a whisky at our place?" "That's so nice of you, but I need to get some sleep." "Why don't we hire a Porsche and drive around Gotland." "Where will we stay?" "We can have a camping holiday." "No!" "I grew up with camping holidays." "I don't want to sleep in a tent." "Do you know why I think that you're the best, the most fantastic guy I've ever known?" "Because you're so sweet." "I love you." "And I love you." "He had a really tiny penis, I had to laugh when I saw it." "Did he notice you laughing?" "No, but we had great sex." "I don't know what he was doing, but I felt it all the way here..." "He sent me a text on the way home saying that he was sorry I left." "If I took the initiative, he wouldn't feel he'd been unfaithful." "You pick the guys that are taken." "They get what they deserve." "GM Enterprises..." "The new neighbor...!" "Hi." "ls it laundry time?" "Yes." "How do you like Fisksätra?" "Hang on, I can't hear you." "What?" "How do you like Fisksätra?" "It's okay, but I would prefer to live in the city." "Do you usually wait here while your laundry is on?" "Someone stole my jeans once, that's why I'm sitting here." "Out of the washing machine?" "Yes." "What do you work as?" "I run a company with two friends." "We're into sampling." "We've only been doing it for a year." "What do you do?" "I'm a caretaker down at the harbor." "What's it like being a grass widower?" "It's awful." "I'd hate to live alone, it's so boring." "I live alone and I think it's great." "I can't imagine watching TV alone." "I don't have a TV." "Don't you watch "Go for it, Björn"?" "No." "It's a great show, Ole Sarri..." "Yes, but I don't know if I'd like it." "It's on tonight." "Why not drop by and watch it?" "We're next door neighbors." "Damn, it's on." "Are you coming?" "It was unreal." "A corner sofa, glass table top, awful curtains a parody of what a suburban flat is supposed to be and this slob of a neighbor stretched on that awful sofa." "Hello, anyone there?" "Damn you, cut it out!" "He's really nice." "He invited me to his place." "That's the way neighbors should be." "I don't think so." "He's taking me on a guided tour of Fisksätra on Saturday." "What?" "The people that live here won't admit that they live in Fisksätra." "They prefer to say they live in "Sea View"." "Bloody snobs!" "How long have you lived here?" "All my life." "I was born right here." "Splash - head first, right down on the cement." "Are you serious?" "No." "Wouldn't it be fun if it happened like that?" "Do you have brothers and sisters?" "An older brother." "He lives in Norway, so I don't see him very often." "How about you?" "I had an older brother, he's dead." "He died when he was thirteen, I was eight at the time." "He and his friend were fooling around down at the metro station." "Were they on the roof?" "They were always fooling around." "He came in contact with an electric cable." "His mates couldn't see what happened, but suddenly he was dead." "How awful." "Things didn't go that well for the rest of his gang." "Except for Krippa, he was my brother's friend." "After that happened he still came to our house." "We became good friends when we grew older." "He's the only one of the gang that fully survived." "ls he like an older brother to you?" "No, I don't want a brother like him." "He's so sloppy but he is like a brother in a way." "You can swim here." "This is like sitting in a café." "How do you eat here?" "Do you sit like this?" "I usually put my plate on my knees." "On your knees?" "Like this." "You're weird." "Hi." "I'm at the new neighbor's place, having coffee." "How are things with you?" "Can I call you later?" "In a little while." "Love and kisses." "Was it Jonna?" "She was in a bad mood." "It's good for her to get away, to stand on her own two feet." "You needn't repeat this, but she hasn't had it easy." "How do you mean?" "Her mother isn't very well and her dad beat her when she was little." "She hasn't had it easy." "How long have you been together?" "Eight years, going on nine." "That's a long time." "Yes but we're going to spend our lives together, so it's not really." "Was it your boyfriend we met?" "No." "Why was that so funny?" "He is definitely not my boyfriend." "Seriously, don't you have a TV?" "No." "If you want to watch something or go for a walk, just give me a call." "Just so you know." "Thanks." "Bad night?" "He's in a good mood." "Mio, watch this." "Hi, this is Micka, your new neighbor." "How come you don't have a boyfriend?" "Do I have to have one?" "Well, you seem like a nice girl." "And?" "Lots of guys must be interested." "Maybe I don't want to be with anyone." "Have you been abused?" "No." "I've been in a few lengthy relationships that turned me into a really boring partner." "I found myself nagging about stuff that didn't matter." "Don't you want to have a boyfriend?" "I don't know, not at the moment." "I'm sure you get offers." "Offers?" "Yes, guys that fancy you." "Yes!" "I'm lucky to have Jonna, to have someone that wants me." "I just hope she never leaves me." "He doesn't believe he could ever be with anyone else." "Or that anyone else would have him." "ls there anyone that would?" "Of course there is." "From what you've told me he doesn't sound very exciting." "He has a rotten apartment..." "...a boring job, no interests." "He's got his boxing." "What do you like to do?" "What do you mean?" "What are you passionate about?" "What a question!" "Watch TV instead." "I'm passionate about the things I like to do." "Such as?" "Being with Jonna, friends, watching TV..." "Do I need more than that?" "No." "What are you passionate about?" "My job." "I couldn't do that, Jonna would go crazy." "He's using his girlfriend as an excuse because he's not capable of sorting out his own problems." "Maybe he doesn't believe he deserves better." "Maybe he thinks life can't change." "And?" "There is one thing I really want to do, I'd like to own a Porsche." "Why?" "Everybody wants one." "No..." "I'm not the kind of person who has a lot of dreams." "Life is the way it is." "You need money to do what you want to do." "Yes, I can hold..." " Emma called." "The Davidsson brothers are having a party tomorrow night." "You're coming, aren't you?" "I don't think so." "I think I'll just spend the night at home." "And see your neighbor?" "Yes." "No, I didn't say that." "Are you interested in him?" "You bloody idiot, hang up!" "I'm holding for someone." "Hi, my name is Mio Gardell." "Yes, I can hold." "You're weird." "Think about it." "Why settle for one when you can have them all?" "I don't believe in limiting oneself." "How can you say that?" "Then we wouldn't have children, and children wouldn't have parents." "I don't think it would change anything." "We could have children with ourfriends and live in collectives." "That would rule out divorce." "Haven't you missed something?" "Like what?" "Like being in love with someone." "What do you mean?" "Waking up beside the one you love." "I don't want to turn into a nagging old bag." "In any case, I love Jonna." "It's us against the world!" "In any case, I love life." "It's me against the world." "So you're going to sleep around forthe rest of your life?" "Yes." "I haven't been lucky enough to meet the right person when I was ten years old." "Is there something wrong with being in a relationship?" "Is there something wrong with bringing people home for sex?" "The sports is on TV soon." "No, not much." "I went boxing after work." "I'm watching sports at the moment." "Can we talk tomorrow instead?" "I love you too." "Bye." "Micka..." "Hi." "You were really cranky earlier on." "What?" "You're crazy, you could at least say you're sorry." "It's twelve-thirty." "Did I wake you?" "No, but you could have." "I just wanted to say goodnight." "Goodnight." "Jonna is coming home tomorrow." "Really?" "Goodnight." "Goodnight." "Do you know what people do in their hotel rooms?" "They behave like irresponsible, disgusting pigs." "A guy I work with told me he had a room where someone had crapped in the shower." "Ouch!" "Isn't it disgusting?" "Next week I'll be working in the bar, it's going to be so bloody great!" "Will you have a baby with me?" "You know I want to, but not now." "When?" "We must have permanent jobs first." "What if we can't find any?" "Then we won't have children." "Of course we'll have a baby." "I just feel that I need to do all the other stuff first so that I don't end up like my mother." "You'll never be like your mother." "Maybe I will." "Of course you won't." "Do you want to rent a video?" "Kattis thinks you're messing around with the one in the turban." "She's seen you together several times." "Me too, actually." "You look like a couple in love." "She looks so funny." "Kattis thinks she's a friend of bin Laden's." "ls it true?" "What?" "ls there something going on?" "No." "I like her." "I think she's nice." "Have you told Jonna how often you see her?" "No..." "I don't think it's necessary." "But when she comes home...?" "What do you mean?" "Will you socialize together?" "Yes...probably." "If you want anything, you'll have to get it yourself." "What do you mean, aren't you going to look after me?" "What are you up to?" "I was playing darts with Krippa." "He was going to smoke some grass with a friend." "I decided to call on you instead." "At one o'clock in the morning?" "So what?" "You're a modern woman." "What do you mean?" "You stay up late, you own your own company and have lots of boyfriends." "Lots of boyfriends?" "Well, you have." "You're crazy." "Has it occurred to you that we never touch each other?" "What would happen if I got in beside you?" "Nothing because we're neighbors and you've got a girlfriend." "What if things were different?" "But that's the way it is." "What would you say if I got in beside you?" "If you tried to touch me, I'd push you away." "But if the situation was different, you wouldn't." "I admit that there's a certain tension between us but nothing's going to happen." "Why all these questions?" "You idiot, you're ruining everything." "What?" "Stop talking about it, it'll pass." "Where are you going?" "You think I'm getting into your bed." "No." "If you do, I'll punch you." "It's time to go home." "Sleep well." "Good night." "Damn!" "Hi." "Hi there." "What are you doing?" "Having breakfast." "You know what we were talking about yesterday..." "lt doesn't matter." "lt was really stupid of me." "lt doesn't matter." "Forget it." "I don't know why I said all that." "Forget it, okay?" "Okay." "Are you coming to the party tonight?" "Yes, I must check out your skanky friends." "Great." "See you there." "Bye." "Bye." "Hi." "Hi." "It's time we started giving each other a hug." "This is Micka." "I'm Kattis." "Would you like a beer?" "So you're the new neighbor?" "Yes." "I'm a friend of Jonna and Danne." "Right..." "Do you like living in Fisksätra?" "Yes." "It's Micka's first suburban party." "No, in fact it's not." "You're used to fancy cocktail parties in the city." "Where's Jonna?" "She's working up north." "Are you going to Patricia's later?" "I don't know..." "ls there something on there?" "There's some band playing." "Are you coming?" "What's the band called?" "One Hundred Percent." "I know one of the guys in that band." "Really, which one?" "Pjärsan, the bass player." "Oh my God, he's so cute." "You've just got to come along." "Do you know him?" "Can you do that sausage trick?" "Yes, the sausage trick." "Why?" "Our new neighbor hasn't seen it." "What's he going to do?" ""The sausage"." "What's "the sausage"?" "If you live in Fisksätra, you just have to see "the sausage"." "Sometimes this works, sometimes it doesn't." "If it doesn't work, I'll need help..." "...immediately." "Otherwise I'll die." "Okay." "I'm not going to help him." "What's he going to do?" "Swallow a whole sausage." "She seems nice, but totally spaced out." "You're dying to, aren't you?" "Cut it out." "We've got to go." "Kattis' mother is having a birthday party tomorrow." "Give her my regards." "Did you say two?" "The same size?" "And you said: "No thank you."" "No, a little whisky and coke." "No...sure." "That's a fact." "I'm on my way." "I think I'll head home now." "Okay." "I want to lie beside you to hold you." "Not in your bed." "I can feel your spine." "I really like your neck." "Do you?" "Yes, I do." "Do you like this?" "It's a bit strange, but he's on his way." "How are things?" "Good." "And you?" "Good." "Bye." "Kattis is going to be a model." "No, I'm not." "Yes, you are." "Tell me about it." "This young guy came up to me..." "You told me he was an old guy." "Okay, he was about forty..." "What does it matter?" "You can call me an old guy when I'm forty, Thank you." "What's the matter with you?" "I just feel so uneasy..." "Would you like anything?" "No thanks." "You've got gorgeous breasts." "They are really perfect." "I've had a bad conscience for days, and you're talking about my breasts." "What's got you so worried?" "A little closer." "Like this?" "A little closer." "Like this?" "Maybe a little closer." "What do you mean, gone?" "He just left." "First he behaved really badly, he was throwing darts around." "I tried to follow him, but he just screamed at me." "Hi." "Hi." "We were watching TV." " I have to look for Krippa." "Do you want me to come along?" "No." "Stay here, it won't take long." "Let's go." "Damn it, Danne." "Sometimes I feel like opting out." "I wouldn't be surprised if it made people happy." "I'd get to meet your brother." "We could pick up where we left off." "We had a bloody great time together." "Kattis is looking for you." "She should look for someone else." "I'll be thirty-six soon." "I'm too old for her, she shouldn't be with me." "But you want to be with her." "We don't have what you and Jonna have." "What have we got?" "It's so obvious that you two were meant to be together." "Damn it, I have a pain in my stomach." "I don't understand what we're doing." "You've got a girlfriend." "I'm sorry." "For what?" "For dragging you into this." "This is just attention seeking on my part." "I don't know why you got involved." "Is this about attention seeking?" "No....but it probably is." "I'm the one that ought to apologize." "I've got nothing to lose." "It was really stupid of me to get involved with you for no reason." "Carolina called from the States and offered me the apartment." "She said I could have the contract." "She doesn't want to move back here." "That's not a very good idea now." "Of course you can stay there." "We shouldn't see each other for a while, and let this blow over." "What if Jonna finds out?" "I'll never tell her about this." "She would kill herself, and that wouldn't do." "Okay, I'm off home now." "See you." "We'd better skip the hugs." "Yes, that's a good idea." "What's so funny?" "I was just thinking, if you came for dinner, to Jonna and me..." "If you sat here on the sofa, I'd remember what we did here." "You think about that." "I'm in love with you." "What do you mean "in love"?" "I've come to realize, these past few days, that I'm in love with you." "How do you know that?" "I can feel it in my stomach." "I feel happy when I see you." "What do you mean?" "What kind of a question is that?" "I'm in love with you." "That's the way it is." "I'm in love." "Cut this out." "Danne, I'm in love with you." "Stop it." "Don't you get it?" "I've been feeling this way these past few days." "I'd do anything, I'd take a taxi from Uppsala at three in the morning if you said you wanted to see me." "I've never felt this way before." "From Uppsala?" "Yes." "That would cost 1000 kronor" "I would do it." "Uppsala?" "Yes!" "I think you should go now." "You can go now!" "On guard, look in the mirror." "Bend your legs." "Good." "Let's do the scissors jump five times." "I don't want to go back, I can't face it." "I don't want to go back, I can't face it." "Thanks for the warm welcome." "Sorry." "Why all the luggage?" "I got fired." "Why?" "Because they're stupid." "And now, to developments in Israel and Ramallah..." "I didn't realize it was so serious." "It's not." "I don't know..." "His hair is dyed blond." "I don't want to, yet it's so good when we're together." "No one has ever touched me the way he does." "It feels so right." "I want to, yet I don't." "Do you understand?" "Love is such a heap of shit." "I hate it." "Why can't it be simple?" "Thanks for coming." "No problem." "I've been living under a blanket." "That was a bit unnecessary." "I'll stay here tonight." "We'll both go to work tomorrow." "Emilio is having a party tomorrow night." "I said we were coming." "What are you wearing?" "My God, isn't she noisy?" "ls something wrong?" "No, nothing." "Can you hear that?" "It's really sick, isn't it?" "This is too much." "No, don't..." "They've stopped." "Hi." "Didn't you hear me whistling?" "No." "Don't I get a hug?" "No." "Why not?" "Because..." "Because you've got a boyfriend?" "What?" "You're not exactly the quiet type and it's not sound-proof in there." "Yes, I know." "Have you heard us?" "Yes." "Don't I get a hug?" "Where's Jonna?" "She's sleeping." "Can't I have a hug?" "Why?" "Because I've missed you, your body yourtouch." "I want to kiss you." "You're just too much." "I'm going to kiss you." "No..." "Is it because you've got a boyfriend?" "I have no intention of telling you anything about my personal life." "Can I touch your breasts?" "I love your breasts." "Please..." "Well, you can try." "Micka..." "Hi, can you guess where I am?" "No." "I'm in Fisksätra." "Where exactly?" "Close to the centre." "I just got home, I'm at the entrance." "Okay, I'll see you soon." "Hi." "Hi." "Did I surprise you?" "Yes, but what about the party?" "I couldn't stop thinking that I'd much rather be with you." "I really like you." "You know I was thinking about you living out here." "Would you like to move in with me?" "I know it may sound strange because we haven't been together that long but we've known each other for some time." "I was thinking..." "I'm thirty years old now." "When you find something this good you shouldn't let it go." "Don't you agree?" "Yes." "I would really like to move in with you." "I've got over 1500 now." "I don't want to be with you any more." "I've treated you really badly." "I'm sorry." "No, you haven't." "Yes, I have." "You have no idea..." "I was with a guy in one of the hotel rooms that I was cleaning." "That's why they fired me." "I thought maybe it was just attention seeking because I knew he was interested in me but I don't think we work well together, Danne." "I don't know why we're together." "It feels like we're together because it's expected of us." "I'm very fond of you." "You will always have a place in my heart." "I'll move home to mother while we sort out the apartment." "Micka." "Hi." "Hi." "How are things?" "Good." "Jonna has left me." "Can we arrange to meet?" "I'm watching a movie." "You once said that you would spend 1000 kronor on a taxi if I said that I needed to see you." "I'm in the middle of a movie." "Don't you understand, I felt so relieved when she ended it." "But you don't give a damn, do you?" "All that talk about taking a taxi was just rubbish." "Okay." "Take care of yourself." "Yes, I'll call you." "Bye." "Who was it?" "A friend." "His girlfriend left him so he was feeling down." "Are you going to call on him?" "No, I'm not."