"¶ Trick or treat Trick or treat" "¶ Trick or treat for Halloween" "¶ Better give a treat that's good to eat" "¶ If you wanna keep life serene" "¶ Trick or treat Trick or treat" "¶ Trick or treat the whole night through" "¶ Little scallywags with fiendish gags can make it tough on you" "¶ So when ghosts and goblins by the score" "¶ Ring the bell on your front door Better not be stingy" "¶ Or your nightmares will come true ¶ [bell tolling]" "[cackling] [blabbering] [ringing] [screeching] [cackling]" " Boo!" " [yowling]" "[screams]" "What manner of ghoul is this?" "[quacking melody]" "[buzzing]" "Uh-oh." "The boys." "[laughs]" "Hello, boys." "Trick or treat." "Ah!" "For you and you and you. [laughs]" "Thank you, Uncle Donald." "[explosions] [whinnying, snorting]" "Whoa, Beelzebub, whoa!" "Steady there, old boy." "[laughing]" "Now here's your trick." "So long, boys." "Oh, bless their little black hearts." "I saw the whole thing, kids." "Down, Beelzebub." "Down, please." "Thank you." "Oh, look!" "A real witch!" "Oh, joy!" "Thou do believeth in witches!" "Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy." "Uh-oh." "Another one. [laughs] [buzzing]" "My name, sir, is Hazel." "Witch Hazel, that is." "Oh, yeah?" "[laughing]" "That quacking rogue is tougher than I thought." "Now come here, boys." "I'll tell you what I'm going to do." "I need some very gruesome ingredients." "A cauldron of swamp water..." "Double, double, toil and trouble." "Fire burn and cauldron bubble." "Eye of needle, tongue of shoe, hand of clock that points at two." "This is the real thing, you know." "Right out of Shakespeare." "Neck of bottle, tail of pout... [stammers] ...whiskers from the billy goat!" "[cackling]" "Here you are, Hazel." "Repulsive." "[cackling]" "Delightfully gruesome reaction." "[popping]" "[gurgling] Kids, this stuff's loaded." "Oh, boy!" "Oh, boy, this is fun!" "[Hazel cackling]" "What in the heck is that?" "That a boy, Beelzebub!" "I don't believe it!" "¶ Trick or treat Trick or treat" "¶ Trick or treat for Halloween" "¶ When the pumpkin shells cast evil spells [warbling]" "¶ Your little white house turns green" "¶ Your little white house turns green" " ¶ Your little white house turns green" " This is too... ¶ Every post is a ghost" "¶ If you got a witch's brew" "¶ And if you want your gate to circulate" " ¶ We can do that too - ¶ Whoo-hoo" "¶ Trick or treat Trick or treat" "¶ Trick or treat for Halloween" "¶ When ghosts and goblins by the score" "¶ Ring the bell on your front door" "¶ You better not be stingy" "¶ Or your nightmares will come true ¶" "Now, are you going to treat or not?" "Yes, ma'am." "Right away." "My goodness." "Ghosts." "Goblins." "I don't understand." "Kids, this pigeon's a pushover." "Pushover!" "Oh, yeah?" "The key." "[gulps]" " [key jangles] - [laughs]" "Mm-hm." "I just been a-itchin' to cast a spell on you." "Hocus pocus, magic shower Put his feet within my power" "Hey, what was that stuff?" "Feet kick out that key!" "Yippee!" "Look at him dance. [laughs] [banjo playing]" "¶ Dance with your feet Just as fast as you can" "¶ Or flip 'em like a flapjack In a pan" "¶ A-hoppin' and a-jumpin' Like a flea on a grizzly" "¶ The key for the door Is the key for the fixin' [pans rhythmically banging] [exclaims]" "¶ Do si do Now mind those rules" "¶ With your old flat feet Just a-kickin' like mules [grunting]" "¶ Promenade way out west That's where the cactus grows the best [quacks]" "¶ Now swing down south And turn on the heat" "¶ Now end the dance And take your seat ¶" "Ouch!" " Nothing to it." " [Donald] Oh, yeah?" "Yeah!" " [laughing]" " Now you made old Hazel mad." "I'll cast a spell that's double grim." "Smash that door down, feet... with him." "Look out!" "No, you don't." "No, no, no." "No!" "[groaning]" "This hurts me worse than it does you." "Now take a longer start, about a mile or two!" "Get ready, kids." "Here he comes!" "[screaming] [skidding] [crashing]" "[Hazel] I thought he'd listen to reason." "Hooray for Uncle Donald!" "I won't do it!" "Come, Beelzebub." "It's nearly dawn." "Mustn't be late." "Goodness me." "Goodbye!" "Goodbye, kids!" "Goodbye, Hazel." "Bye-bye." "¶ So when ghosts and goblins by the score" "¶ Ring your bell or pound your door" "¶ Better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true ¶" "Boo!"