"This is because I didn't update my relationship status on Google Plus?" "Yeah!" " I didn't think about it." " Yeah, I figured." "now that you're aware, maybe you could..?" "sure, next time I'm online." "Yeah, I'm the girl." "Select... married." " Done." " Thanks, babe." " I really do think you are..." " Hang on!" "I'm updating my status." "Home with hubby." "Smiley face." " That's sweet..." " Hang on, tweeting." "Hashtag K-I-S my H-U-B." " I get what..." " I'm emailing it." " Babe, Cheeks will you..." " Tagging, Stumbling, and..." "Digg." "Okay, now..." "What was that you wanted to talk about?" "I just, I want..." "Oh hang on, I need to TwitPic the new tattoo above my ass that says," ""Mrs. Brady-Kelly, smiley face."" "Done?" "Because I get it..." "And I have a better idea." "How about we... stop talking, get into bed, and find something else to do." "Winky face." "So." "We're really married." "Like..." "For realsies!" "Yes." "It's beautiful." "And politically necessary." "And I love you." "You said I should surprise you and..." "Flawless execution." "I love you too." "Hey Cheeks..." "Yes, dahling?" "Um... what's your real name?"