"A lovely face" "A lovely body" "That is what a carioca has" "Lovely packaging that I appreciate" "Lovely packaging that I appreciate" "A lovely face" "A lovely body" "That is what a carioca has" "Lovely packaging that I appreciate" "Lovely packaging that I appreciate" "Lovely carioca A wonderful type" "Your body is your asset Your brain is your deficit" "On the outside you are lovely On the inside your head is empty" "On the outside you are lovely On the inside your head is empty" "A lovely face A lovely body" "Let me go, you jerk!" "That is what a carioca has" "Lovely packaging that I appreciate" "Nothing like the view in Rio." "Blue, blue skies!" "That's it." "Stormy weather ahead." " Hello!" " Greetings!" " You're looking good!" " Like the outfit?" " Great." " Great, but empty." "Emptier than a poor man's belly." "Lend me some money because I'm broke." "I'll pay you when Brasilia becomes the capital." " Hang on, how much?" " One k." " A thousand cruzeiros?" " Yeah." " A thousand cruzeiros!" " Listen, J.J., sit down and let's have a drink." " l can't." "I have to fill my pockets to balance my body weight." " What time is it?" " Half past three, man." "I have to meet the four o'clock train from the country." "I'm going to sell a fancy tomb to some dumb hick." " What?" " What's the matter with you?" "A fancy tomb at the Caju." "I have to sell one to a hick." " How about giving it a try?" " Let's go." "Hang on that I'm going to make that fool part with his money." " How are you, Colonel?" " Who are you?" " l'm related to the president." " Yeah?" "Yeah." "Are you interested in buying an apartment?" " An apartment?" " Good stuff." " l don't want any junk." " lt's good stuff." "I'll introduce you to the engineer." " Okay." " Come here." " Colonel..." " Afônsio, at your service." "This is Dr. Concrete, the engineer." " An engineer, eh?" " Listen show the colonel your diploma." " What diploma?" "Your soccer club card." " Look." " Very nice." "So is the apartment." "Very nice and better still... you won't ever have to pay any utility fees." " ls it a large apartment?" " Well, not that large... but big enough for you." "You won't be able to stretch much." " ls it on the street level?" " A little below that." "The building is modern, it's about 4 feet below the ground." "is the neighborhood rowdy?" "I've never seen such a quiet neighborhood." "As silent as a tomb." "So, how much does it cost?" "One hundred thousand cruzeiros because I'm because I've a rope around my neck." " That's expensive." "Excuse me. lf the gentleman isn't interested, I am." "I'm sorry, but the colonel is ahead of you." "If he doesn't want it, the apartment is yours." " Fair enough." " l'm first in line." "Here's my card, in case the colonel changes his mind." "Abdias Lamb. I'm a vet." "Call me." "Excuse me." " Sure." " l want the apartment... but I don't have that kind of money." " How much do you have on you?" " l have twenty thousand." "That awfully little." "Let me see it." " Here." " l'll count it." " So, is the apartment mine?" " Entirely yours." "I hope the neighbors are good souls." "They may not be good, but they sure are souls." " l'll go get the rest of the money." " Fine, take your handkerchief." " Thanks." " So you can use when you cry." " My share goes here." " Mine goes here." "What do you mean?" "I haven't finished yet." "I'm thinking of bigger and better hoaxes." "It's almost time for Carnival, as you know... and the girls are really hot." "The hotel where l work is full of rich people." "They have all come to watch the Carnival." "Bolota, you just gave me a great idea." " You don't say." " l'll pretend I'm rich and check into the hotel." " Look here... don't get me into trouble or I'll lose my job." "No way. I'm going to get you promoted." "So, let's do it." "Let's move because only a moving snake gets the frog." "Miss Terezinha, please put away my Remington." "There is a highly important matter that must remain confidential." " Just a moment, please." "MANAGEMENT" " Did you hear that?" " Not so far." "All right, then." "Unbelievable." "The international police sent me an alert." "You're responsible for the matter, Mr. Lucas." "Me?" "I didn't do anything!" "Aren't you the hotel detective?" "It's about thieves." "Where are they?" "Show me and I'll lock them up!" " l'll lock 'em up!" " Please." "Careful... we don't want to spread panic among the hotel guests... especially now, during Carnival." "The police say that a couple of international thieves... has decided to stage their next robberies here during Carnival." " 31 6." " Yes, sir." "Obviously the thieves intend to robe the oriental potentate." "In fact, Miss Terezinha, take a telegram to the pasha." ""Your Highness Pasha Xapofoca." "Adis Bobô, Sudan." "The rooms that Your Highness requested... were overhauled and are reserved for Carnival." "The Management."" "Back to the thieves." "Pay attention to their description." "All they know is that they operate in the best hotels... they wear black clothes, invade the rooms from the terraces... and leave no traces." "They always arrive at the hotel separately." "The man is short, somewhat fat... enjoys Greek wine and smokes cigars." "The woman smokes US cigarettes and drinks vodka." "We are a prime target." "First class hotel, all our rooms have terraces... which is what our friends are interested in." " ls that it?" "Can I jail them?" " l hope you do." "There is a 20,000-dollar reward for their capture." " Wow!" " Wow!" "Listen, Elisa, this hotel looks pretty crumby to me." " Auntie, this is the Hotel Palácio." " No. lt looks crumby to me." "Auntie, they can hear you." "So what?" "Did I say something naughty or silly?" "Did I tell a dirty joke?" " No." " Then get off my back." "FRONT desk" " At your service, ladies." " Good afternoon." " Are you the sergeant?" " Sergeant?" "Aren't you in charge here?" "Sergeants are in charge." " That's me, then." " Right. I want a room." "You want an apartment." "Not an apartment, I want a good room with a terrace." " Perfect." "An apartment." " A room, man." "He has his mind set on an apartment." "A room!" "I brought a kimono to wear when I go to the bathroom." "Isn't the bathroom at the end of the corridor?" "This isn't a bed and breakfast." "Each room has a bathroom." " Yeah?" " So they call it an apartment." "Yeah?" "Then get me an apartment." "Would you fill out the card, please?" "Fill it out?" "I have to fill it out?" "You do it, because my handwriting is illiterate." " ls the grub good?" " What?" "I asked if the grub is good because I like to stuff." "Will we get good food?" "Madame, the hotel has French cuisine." "Do we get dessert after supper?" "Or nothing doing?" " Auntie..." " Don't "Auntie" me. I wanna know." "Maybe they don't have dessert... and I always have a banana after my meal." "Bananas fill you up, you know." "Madame Ananásia Emancipação, widow." "Honest widow." " Apartment 31 4." " Thank you very much." " Come on, auntie." " Let's go, honey... I'm dying for a bath." "I want to take off my shoes... and this awful wig because my head is hot." "Who is in the room next to mine?" "I'm very scared." "I have valuable jewelry worth a fortune." "This is real gold." "Get it?" "My late husband, Valente, gave me them." "You never met the good man." "He always warned me..." ""Be careful in the big city because it's full of thieves."" " l'm very careful." " You can relax." "Only the finest people stay at our hotel." "In apartment 31 3 next to yours... there is a rich cocoa farmer, Colonel Januário Jaboatão." "Cocoa is good." "Square cocoa!" "What are you doing here?" "The manager told me to deliver this TV set to the guest." "Go on in." "Come in!" " Did you hide the bricks?" " More or less." "There are more bricks here than in Brasilia that's being built." " Nice flowers." " l'm glad you said that." "I can't have this around here." "Listen, you better be careful." "Lucas, the house detective is skulking around." "Yeah?" "That's okay... because even Rin Tin Tin couldn't keep up with me." "Hang on." "A rich old lad checked in." "A widow who is more or less 50 years old." "Fifty?" "So she's from the Middle Ages, right?" "She's rolling in the dough." "Tons of jewels." "I could fall in love with a mummy if she had jewels." "There are two of them." "One is old, the other is more or less young." "What's that?" "The young one is pretty." "Then we'll start with the young one." "You're not spending our money on a cute young girl." "What money?" "I'm broke." " Broke?" "Here you go." " Hand that over." "Spend it on the old lady." "She's the one that's loaded." "Her luggage weighs a ton." "You were so rude, auntie." "What will they think?" "Stop squawking at me." "Help me put away these bricks." " After all, we're rich." " Rich?" " Yes, we're rich." " How come if all the jewels are fake?" " Fake!" "Silly girl." "Nobody knows that!" "Didn't you notice when we arrived... all the men looked at my necklace?" "They looked like snakes ready to gobble a frog." "I'm sorry already. I don't know how we're going to pay the hotel bill." "You're going to pay the bill." "You have the assets... to convince someone to pay the bill for both of us." "But that's not my style." "I know you're too soft for that." "I have to take care of everything." "We have to find a nice old man." "Really old." " Marry a rich old man." " An old man, auntie?" "One who has money and won't threaten our shape." " l can't do that." " Silly girl." " Old men like saucy women." " Heavens, auntie." "Don't I look like Brigitte Bardot?" " Brigitte Bardot?" " Brigitte Bardot at 30." "This is how she sways." "Like this." "She walks up to a lamp post and prepares to pounce." "Ladies and gentlemen, beat, rhythm and tambourines." "The Hotel Palácio is proud to present... the opening of 1 960 Carnival!" " She's not interested in me." " Don't be silly, boy." "Go to it, it's a song!" "If she winkles at you as she passes and wobbles" "Go to it, it's a song" "Go to it, it's a song" "If she winkles at you as she passes and wobbles" "Go to it, it's a song" "Go to it, it's a song" "Women are like pudding" "Jelly and cake" "Don't think she'll be tough" "Go to it, it's a song Go to it, it's a song" "If she winkles at you as she passes and wobbles" "Go to it, it's a song Go to it, it's a song" "If she winkles at you as she passes and wobbles" "Go to it, it's a song Go to it, it's a song" "Women are like pudding" "Jelly and cake" "Don't think she'll be tough" "Go to it, it's a song Go to it, it's a song" "In the Russian spacecraft" "Or in Uncle Sam's rocket" "Pierrot, Harlequin and Colombine" "Leave for the moon tomorrow ln the Russian spacecraft" "Or in Uncle Sam's rocket" "Pierrot, Harlequin and Colombine" "Leave for the moon tomorrow" " l'm going, too" " Wow!" " You're going, too" " Wow!" "Only clowns will stay behind I'm going to see Carnival on the moon" " A bottle of vodka." " Vodka?" " Vodka." "Lots of vodka." " Pretty girl, huh?" "Fascinating, my dear Fred." "Fascinating." "..."and Colombine" Leave for the moon tomorrow" " l'm going, too" " Wow!" " You're going, too" " Wow!" "Only clowns will stay behind I'm going to see Carnival on the moon and check it out ln the Russian spacecraft" "Or in Uncle Sam's rocket" "Pierrot, Harlequin and Colombine" "Leave for the moon tomorrow" "My dear young friend, take this because things are getting hot." " A thousand cruzeiros?" "Don't spread the word." "Buy a Chevrolet with it." "See that?" "A thousand-cruzeiro tip!" "I only believe it because I saw it." "He doesn't have to scrimp and save." "Looks like he has a share in the Mint." "It looks like new money." "He may have money, but he sure isn't new." "He's as wrinkled as a prune." "Cigars from Maragogipe." "Wonderful." " "Voilá!" "Voilá!"" " What?" "keep it." "A thousand cruzeiros?" "Thank you very much, Colonel." " Excuse me, Colonel." " "Au revoir."" "Go to it, kid." "Do something." "The rich guy looks like a sucker." "What do you want me to do?" "What a dumb girl." "Men like saucy women." "They like things sexy." "You have to have a sexy look." "Flaunt your assets." "Give him a look like this." "Give him a look like there was something in your eye." "Like this." "keep on winking and I'll do something about it." "At your service." "Listen, bring me a woman!" "That's not a woman." "That's a bunch of watermelons!" "She doesn't mind shaking around in public." " She's dancing." " No, she's not!" "She's messing around with them." "She can't fool me." "She better get out of my way, because that one is ours." "Waiter, come here!" "Bring me lots of Greek wine... because I can feel my heart pumping away!" " What are you looking at?" " Can't I look wherever I want?" "All I need now is a bathing suit and flippers... because that is a lake in a bottle." "Girls who think about their future" "Don't come home late or mess around in the dark" "Girls who think about their future" "Don't come home late or mess around in the dark" "They don't ride around on motorbikes" "Or go out without Mommy's permission" "Oh, girl" "Be careful not to let your father down, girl" "They don't ride around on motorbikes" "Or go out without Mommy's permission" "Oh, girl" "Be careful not to let your father down" "Girls who think about their future" "Don't come home late or mess around in the dark" "Girls who think about their future" "Don't come home late or mess around in the dark" "They don't ride around on motorbikes" "Or go out without Mommy's permission" "Oh, girl" "Be careful not to let your father down, girl" "They don't ride around on motorbikes" "Or go out without Mommy's permission" "Oh, girl" "Be careful not to let your father down" "May I sail into this happy port?" "Sail in?" "Looks like you already dropped your anchor." "What?" "What?" "By the way, I am Colonel Januário Jaboatão." "I have 35 cocoa farms in the State of Bahia." "And what's more important, I'm entirely single." "Ananásia da Emancipação, duly emancipated." "I have 38 coffee farms." "Totally widowed." "Then let's join your coffee and my cocoa... and make a sort of chocolaty coffee." "Colonel, allow me to introduce my niece, Elisa." "I like Elisa." "Liking is not touching." "When Carnival is over I'll know I misbehaved I might as well enjoy it and dance with the crowd" "And have a good time" "When Carnival is over I'll know I misbehaved I might as well enjoy it and dance with the crowd" "And have a good time" "Oh" "My father used to say" "When the party's going on if you're on the outside you're out" "If you're in you're not out" "When Carnival is over I'll know I misbehaved" "I might as well enjoy it and dance with the crowd" "And have a good time" "When Carnival is over I'll know I misbehaved I might as well enjoy it and dance with the crowd" "And have a good time" "If a girl studies" "And doesn't learn a thing" "When the school year is over" "She won't fail" "If a girl studies" "And doesn't learn a thing" "When the school year is over" "She won't fail" "A, E, I, O, U There's something new" "Something new with you know who" "A, E, I, O, U There's something new" "Something new with you know who" "If a girl studies" "And doesn't learn a thing" "When the school year is over" "She won't fail" "A, E, I, O, U There's something new" "Something new with you know who" "A, E, I, O, U There's something new" "Something new with you know who" "If a girl studies" "And doesn't learn a thing" "When the school year is over" "She won't fail" ""Ananásia", nice name." "Did you come to Rio for Carnival?" "No, I came to entertain the girl." "She needs it." "She needs to get married!" "My late husband used to say... before he died, God bless him... that "Ananásia, you have to take care of the girl... because she will be our heiress." "She'll inherit all our money." "What?" "What?" "I seem to have heard the "verb" fortune." "All our money is hers." "Yeah." "I even told Valente... my late husband who I mentioned, I told him..." ""Look, old man, you can die in peace." "Go ahead. I'll go later." l said more:" ""Rest assured that I will take care of her."" "And I said:" ""Look, rest assured... that I will find her a nice, and refined man... who is pure and mature... and who is not a bum who will do her wrong." "You can go ahead and push up daisies."" " That's what I said to him." " You did well." " That's right." " Excuse me." "Dance with me?" " No, thank you. I think..." " l'd like to dance." "Ops, wrong shin." "You missed her, but you kicked mine." " Excuse me." " Young people nowadays..." "Let the girl shake a leg." " Would you like some vodka?" " No need to pour." "Hand me that." "Go ahead." "You've probably seen Carnival in Europe, right?" "Me?" "Poor me, I've never been out of Brazil." "What?" "Never?" " No." "Why?" " Nothing." "I thought you had traveled abroad a lot with your aunt." "This vodka is slippery as heck." " Shall we dance?" " l wouldn't say dance." "Let's just hold prop each other up... because I'm as drunk as a turkey on Christmas Eve." "So let's cook up a beans and turkey stew." " Let's." " You contribute the beans I'll contribute the bacon." " Fine." " Let's go." "Come on." " Let's go." "Looks like a fun night." "What a funny couple." "Mr. Mark, this is confidential, but I can trust you." "I'm on a sensation case involving international thieves." " That's all a front." " No kidding." "Right here?" "But I'm on their track." "Nothing gets by me." "I have a sharp eye." " Having fun?" " Sure." "Carnival in Rio must be great." "Sure is." "Maestro, play an introduction... because I'm going to sing my way to fortune." "In the meantime I'm going to eat some peanuts." "Okay." "Come on, girl, come on Let's have a chat" "Come on, girl, come on Let's have a chat" "Only a moving snake gets the frog" "You're so pretty" "How come you're so alone?" "You're a baby today" "Tomorrow you'll be granny" "You're so pretty" "How come you're so alone?" "You're a baby today" "Tomorrow you'll be granny" "Come on, girl, come on Let's have a chat" "Come on, girl, come on Let's have a chat" "Only a moving snake gets the frog" "You're so pretty" "How come you're so alone?" "You're a baby today" "Tomorrow you'll be granny" "You're so pretty" "How come you're so alone?" "You're a baby today" "Tomorrow you'll be granny" "Come on, girl, come on Let's have a chat" "Come on, girl, come on Let's have a chat" "Only a moving snake gets the frog" "Thanks." " So?" "Did you enjoy that?" " Very much." "Now that you did your thing, I'm going to sing to them." "We fight Say things we don't mean" "Thinking there won't be pain That it's okay if it's all over" "One day We see that we're alone" "Then we feel like crying" "And we want to patch it up" "Do you remember That's what happened to me I had my pride and now I have my whole life to regret it" "If I knew then what I know now I wouldn't be crying I wouldn't have lost you" " Are you going to the masked ball?" " Yes, it will be my first." "Great, we're also putting together a Carnival show." " Want to watch the rehearsal?" " May I?" "Sure." "That girl dances very well." "Yes, Anabela came from Buenos Aires for our show." "She's performed in all the major cities in the world." "Excuse me, I have to get back to work." " Right now?" " Unfortunately." "Shall I escort you back to the nightclub?" " No, thanks." " Excuse me, then." "Here's the reporter with the latest news." " Let's hear it." " Pour me a drink." "Januário docked his boat in a great port." " He found a sucker?" " No way." "A woman who has more money than the Finance Ministry." "No kidding!" "We're in the chips!" " Great!" " Let's drink to that." " This is it!" " Two shots for me!" "This is what's left of my life." "I live in a valley of tears." "Don't do that." "When you talk like that you make me very sad." "I think I'm going to cry." "I'm so unhappy, too." "I love unhappy men!" "I'm nuts!" "I really need a refined man... a real man who can take care of my assets." " What?" "What?" " l'm so worried... because they told me that Rio is full of bad people... so I'm going to leave all my jewels with the hotel manager." "Don't do that." "If you want someone to take care of them, leave them with me." " You'll take care of my jewels?" " With pleasure." "I'll do that because you're a refined and honest man." "You can say that again." "I'm more than honest." "Sure you can keep them." "We're engaged, right?" " We are?" " Aren't we?" "Okay. I might as well go all the way." "Let's celebrate our engagement." "Let's." "You're so pretty" "How come you're so alone?" "You're a baby today" "Tomorrow you'll be granny" "That was really nice of you." "You disappeared and left me alone in the arena." " What's the bull like?" " What bull?" "That's a bull?" "More like a bullock!" "But I sacrificed myself so you can be happy." " Auntie!" " We didn't go that far." "But I did get engaged to that thing." " Give me our jewels." " What for?" "To give to him for safekeeping, just to be sure." "So we can spend all his money." "What if he finds out that they're fake?" "He won't." "He's in love." "A man in love is blind." "I took him in." " Do you really think so?" " l'm sure I did." "Do you think I don't have any charm left in me?" "I certainly do, honey." "I'm going to check it all out so you won't complain that something is missing." " Silly man, my little J.J.!" " Everything that is mine is yours." " ln that case... excuse my language, but I think, what is mine is yours, too." " Bye, then." " Bye." "Bye, honey!" "Bye, my savings account." "Only the snake that moves catches the frog." "With my charm and soft talking... even Brigitte Bardot would fall for me." "And that's how I'd get to see Brigitte's Bardot." "Come on, girl, come on Let's have a chat" "Come on, girl, come on Let's have a chat" "Only a moving snake gets the frog" "Amen." " That was close!" " This is getting dangerous." "That was a fluke." "Don't you know I send... a misleading description of us to the hotel manager?" "They think that the thieves... are a short man and a fat woman." "We're not going to miss robbing the pasha, right?" "Wonderful." "Great." "GRAND masked BALL 1 001 nights" "Do you know Maria Brasília?" "Brasília Everyone is talking about her!" "How about that?" "She's the apple of JK's eyes" "Do you know Maria Brasília?" "Brasília Everyone is talking about her!" "How about that?" "She's the apple of JK's eyes" "Lovely, beautiful" "Maria has it all and she knows it" "Lovely, beautiful" "Maria has it all and she knows it" "Do you know Maria Brasília?" "Brasília Everyone is talking about her!" "How about that?" "She's the apple of JK's eyes" "Do you know Maria Brasília?" "Brasília Everyone is talking about her!" "How about that?" "She's the apple of JK's eyes" "Now what?" "Would you like to see the parade?" " lf it's no trouble..." " On the contrary, I'd enjoy that." "I would like to hear your opinion." "I saw a doll painting the town red" "Which is something a showgirl shouldn't do I saw a doll painting the town red" "Which is something a showgirl shouldn't do" "Go and find" "A private detective" "So I won't hear you say" "On your honeymoon" "That cruel doubt is killing you" "Go and find" "A private detective" "So I won't hear you say" "On your honeymoon" "That cruel doubt is killing you I saw a doll painting the town red" "What is it?" "Do you have a headache?" "Yesterday someone hit me on the head..." " A fight?" " No, I was beaten." "I didn't have time to fight, but I almost caught a thief." " l would get a $20,000 reward." " Twenty thousand dollars?" "So I won't hear you say" "On your honeymoon" "That cruel doubt is killing you" "Go and find" "A private detective" "So I won't hear you say" "On your honeymoon" "That cruel doubt is killing you I saw a doll painting the town red" "Which is something a showgirl shouldn't do I saw a doll painting the town red" "Which is something a showgirl shouldn't do" "Anabela." " These jewels are fake." " Fake?" "Look at the difference." "Compare them to the ring we stole from Princess Oliver in Paris." "Now, look." "Look at how different it is from this one that is glass." "Fake jewels." "And I almost got caught." "Those swindlers fooled us." "What's happened?" "I knew it was just too much for me." "The old hag gave her jewels for safekeeping and I was taken." " They stole the jewels?" " They did." "What am I going to say to her?" "I heard that someone saw a figure in black wondering around." "It must be that thief that crawls up walls." "Trash!" "Only lizards crawl up walls." "It's true." "There's a thief around who works like that." "Who cares?" "What matters now is that I have to recover... the old hag's jewels." "If she finds out they were stolen we'll be in a real fix." " Yeah." "Our money will be gone." "No use whining about it." "I have to get downstairs." "The widow is waiting for me to go shopping." "Look at his lovely watch." "Do you like it?" "It's lovely." "Really nice." "I need an alarm clock." "is it gold?" "I'll take it as well." "Do you have wedding bands?" "I'm going to get married." " A wedding band for my finger." " We have lovely wedding bands." "At the store we have a variety of wedding bands in platinum with diamonds." " Thanks." "Vicar!" " l'd like to talk to you." " Certainly." "Can you perform an urgent wedding... right here?" "Marry two people?" "A man and a woman." "Me and a guy." "Could you do that on an emergency basis?" "In an emergency I can perform a marriage anywhere." "Thanks." "God bless, you vicar." "I'm stuck, you see?" "Between you and I, I'm stuck." "Now I found a sucker." " Your blessing, vicar." " God bless you, my son." " Amen." " Goodbye." " Goodbye, vicar." " How are you, my little pudding?" " How are you, cupcake?" " l've been had." "Look at the jewels I bought." "Aren't they lovely?" "Look." "Ananásia, you have so many jewels." "You had, I mean." " Why do you want more?" " These jewels mean a lot... to me because they are a gift from my fiancé." "Fiancé?" "I don't get it." "You're going to pay for them." "Put that on his bill." "These are the kind of things that lead a guy to suicide." " How much is that watch?" " This one?" " 1 8 thousand cruzeiros." " 1 8?" "That's too cheap." " l'll buy it for 25." " 25?" "The price is 1 8 thousand." "I know it's 1 8, but I want it for 25." " Then buy it for 25." " Put it on her bill." " This is a French model." " Oh, lovely." "Don't do that!" "You're scaring the heck out of me!" " Away with it." "He doesn't like it." " Good morning, auntie." " Good morning." " How are you, Colonel?" "Make that "uncle"." "Call him uncle." "If I'm her uncle, she's my niece, so I can kiss her." "No, you can't, otherwise you will give me more trouble... than welfare meals that give me indigestion." " Let's go shopping." "Bye." " Shopping?" "Do your shopping and we'll see who foots the bill." "Because I am flat broke, like a pancake." "Take the packages to Mrs. Ananásia's apartment." "Bills for Colonel Januário." "Take the packages to Colonel Januário's apartment." "Bills for Mrs. Ananásia." "JEWELRY STORE JAGUARÉ" "Here's the man." "Pop the champagne!" " And turkey!" " Hang on!" "Don't overdo it!" "Girl... bring a small coffee." "We can pass the coffee around like a peace pipe." " Don't you have it made?" " Nothing like it." "I don't have it made, I've been had." " What's up?" " They stole the widow's jewels." "Now what?" "Now you have to help me catch the rat." " What's up?" " l'm suffocating." "The pasha is about to arrive." "I have to take precautions." "The thieves obviously want to hold him up." "I'm the pasha's reserve." " "Monsieur"." " "Comment?" "Comment?"" " What can I get you?" " Have a drink?" " Sure." " Two cocks tails." " Cocks tails?" " Wine and firewater." "To forget what I've been through... that's what it will take, because I was had." " Me, too." " What?" " l need a drink, too." " Get me two cocks tails... and add a chicken's peak for strength." "Because this business needs a woman." "The Hotel Palácio management is proud... to welcome the eminent Pasha Xapofoca... and wish him a pleasant stay during the Rio de Janeiro Carnival." "Pasha is pleased with the marvelous accommodations... and is looking forward to seeing the marvelous Rio Carnival... that is internationally renowned around the world." "Thank you." "Haba." "Hibu." "Hibut." "Habib." "Quibe." "There's room for one more." "No more room." "Close the door, I'm settled." " Wait!" "You!" "Come here!" " What?" "You!" "We're not even married yet and you're playing games." "May God punish me if I'm playing games." "Wow, that was close..." " Wow!" " Please." "What!" "Are these lottery tickets?" " They're bills for you to pay." " What was that you said?" "Bills to pay, darling." "I did a little shopping." "Don't tell me you're upset." "Not at all." " What's this?" " Your bills, ma'am." "Daddy did some shopping and you can pay the bills." "Don't tell me you're upset at me." "No." "What about my shopping?" "Wow!" "You bought out every shop in town!" "My little turtle." "Nothing is too much for your Ananásia." "No, but I'll have a hard time paying all these bills." "I'm sort of in a fix." "I'm low on cash." "You know those jewels that you asked me to keep?" "Yes?" "Well..." "They're gone." "They were stolen." "They stole my jewels!" "Actually I'm ripped off entirely." "Let's complain to the hotel management." "In the meantime, you pay our expenses." " Because I don't have money." " We're quits. I don't, either." " That means that we're..." " Broke." "So, if you don't mind my saying so, you are a swindler." "Not really, because they stole 500,000 cruzeiros from me, too." "500,000 cruzeiros?" "Auntie!" " Did he say 500,000 cruzeiros?" " He did, auntie." " Liar." " How do you know?" "I'm guessing." "Who would keep 500,000 in an apartment?" "I think so, too." "It's a ruse." "People who keep jewels there might keep money, too." "Who guarantees that the jewels were that valuable?" "Actually, it's none of my business." "Excuse me." " What do you say, Lucas?" " He has a point." "I don't believe this story, either." "What's the matter?" " Where's the money?" " What money?" "The 500,000 that was with these baubles." "I don't know anything about any money." " Anabela, give me the money!" " l don't have any money!" "Give me the money!" "I know you're giving me the slip and leaving me." " You're crazy." " l'm not going to argue." "I came to get the money." "You can leave, if you want." "You idiot!" "How dare you come in without knocking?" "No, I knocked." "Darling, the jewels will look lovely on your costume." " How come you don't like them?" " What do you want?" "They want you for a rehearsal at the night club." " Januário, I mean, Colonel." " No need to be so formal." "Speak up, we're family... and we have to get out of this mess." "What's up?" "This. I saw a bunch of jewels in the dancer's room." "Anabela." "And that guy she hangs out with was angry because I went in the room." " The rat." "The dirty rat." "So he was the guy who stole my, I mean, our jewels." " Are they really my jewels?" " We'll have to check." " Let's do some research." " And did you see the money?" " What money?" " The 500,000 cruzeiros!" "Yes, I did. I saw a bunch of money with the jewels." "Thank heavens." " What money?" " lt's a lie." " l think we better call the police." " No!" "All they will do is scare off the thief." "Then let's talk to Fred, the deputy manager and ask for help." " No!" "I could take the box with the jewels." "No, sir." "I'll help you get the jewels." "And I'll help so that you don't forget the money." "Don't even think of it." "I have a plan." "I have it all thought out." "You take care of Mark." " What do you mean?" " Find a way." " Okay." " And you, Elisa... watch Fred doesn't stick his nose in what's not his business." " Right." " And Lucas?" " What Lucas?" " The hotel detective." "I'll get Pirajá and Delfino to take care of him." "I met Maria in Lisbon" "What a lovely lass I met Maria in Lisbon" "What a lovely lass I'm going back to Portugal" "The land of Maria and Cabral I'll go back to her arms" "Because I cry for her charms I met Maria in Lisbon" "What a lovely lass I met Maria in Lisbon" "What a lovely lass I'm going back to Portugal" "I don't know why that woman stares at me so much." " Turn the light on!" " Come here." "Come here." "Come here." "I'm going to change." "And I'm going to work on the old swindler." "keep going." "We have to find it." " A box." " What's that?" "Give me that." "This isn't it." "Can't you see?" "The box was bigger." "Who cares about the box?" "What's in it is what matters." "Don't be so stubborn, dummy." "This is a shaver." " l don't care. I want to see it." " Give me that!" "Who's chief researcher around here?" "I am, right?" "Leave that there!" "I don't care, I want to see what's in there." "Hold me. I think I'm going to have a heart attack." "Forget that." "Let's check this out." "No, let's not." "Hand it over." "Let's get out before someone shows up." "Let's move." " Someone's coming." " Then get out!" "Quick!" " Why didn't you call the cops?" " My fiancé didn't want to." " My fiancé is very clever." " ls that so?" "He's clever." "He decided to handle the thief his own way." " His own way?" " Yeah." "Excuse me." "I wonder if I said too much." " Who's there?" " lt's me, Mark." " l talked to the old swindler." " Really?" "Yeah." "I think she suspects us." " You do?" " Yes, I do." "Listen, Anabela... I think we'd better hide the jewels in a safer place." " Yes, but where?" " l thought of making a hole here, behind the screen." " Not in my apartment." "You have a point." "It's too risky." "Never mind." "I found a terrace with a gas meter, where there's a hole." "Let's hide them there." "That was a close shave!" "I sent the Pasha invitations to the masked ball." "It will be our big sting." "I'm sure that..." "Where did you put the jewels?" "Me?" "I didn't touch them!" "Then someone stole them." " Oh, God." " They stole out legitimate jewels." "Unbelievable!" "A man!" "Don't be afraid." "A wet man will not harm anyone." "You cad!" "lll-treating a poor widow, you beast!" " Where are the jewels?" " Jewels?" " Where?" " Jewels?" "There!" "There!" "The cake!" " Where are the jewels?" " The jewels are in the cake." " What cake?" " ln the cake... I'm sorry to say, the Pasha's cake." "We're going to settle our accounts now." "Call your aunt, the swindler." "Come on." "Thieves!" "You stole my jewels!" "You're the thief!" "You stole them first!" " Shut up!" " Right!" " You shut up, too!" " Right!" "Done!" " You usurped my jewels!" " Your jewels?" "They were fake!" " Fake?" " What?" "What?" " Fake jewels?" " Careful with your heart, J. J." "Otherwise your chest will implode." "Who cares?" "I can't believe that you tricked me an honest man." " Shut up!" "You're a swindler, too." "You're no millionaire." "Your luggage is full of bricks." "What?" "What?" "What?" "Bricks?" "I intend to build a cottage in the suburbs." " Where is the cocoa farm?" " They're eating the cake." "They are?" "If I lose my jewels, I'm going to kill all of you." "It's really loaded." "How are we going to recover my jewels?" "We have to get inside the cake." "I'll take care of it." "It's better than being shot at." "Let's go." " What an enormous cake!" " We have to eat... the entire cake until we find the jewels." "Vatapá, caruru, abará, acarajé." "See how it worked?" "I think he is Turk from Bahia." "He understood everything that you said." "Noble friend, does anyone here talk the way I do?" "I do." "Would you be so kind and announce me to your Pasha... because I represent a nudist community... I mean a Turkish community in Jacarepaguá." "No, Jacarepaguá." "This is a sample of my harem." ""Ogá" to you, too." "My name is Ananásia." "I don't like English." "Anabela, you'll dance for the Pasha." "Say it's a courtesy dance." " All right." " keep your eye on the swindlers." "Or they'll take off with our jewels." "Get going." "Illustrious friend, this is the thing." "I always hang out with women in my community." "Excuse me." "It's been ages since I had cake surrounded by women." "Well, excuse me." "Olga?" "I thought you were Maria." "Excuse me." "Don't give me that." "I want cake." "I want to stuff my face with cake." "You're adorable." "Are you going to eat cake or fool around with the girls?" "Just quit it, right?" "Quit it!" "I can see it all." "Men who are taken pick up nothing but measles and chicken pox." "The jewels!" "My jewels!" "No way!" "They're my jewels!" " So that's what happened." " You are all to blame." " You, sit down and sign this." " What?" " Sign this!" " What?" " Sign this!" " l can't hear you." " My antennas are blocked." " Sign this!" "If there's no other way out, I'll sign it." "It's a declaration." "You assume responsibility for the theft." " You, too." "Sign this." " What is it?" " Sign." " l can't write, mister." " l'll teach you." " Put that away, I just learned." " l learn quickly." " Sit down and sign it." " Right, I'll sign it." " lf you slip up you'll both end up in jail." " Okay." "Now, listen. I invited the Pasha to the masked ball." "During the ball, you're gonna help recover the jewels." "Got it?" "Hey, you" "Give me some money Give me some money" "Hey, you" "Give me some money Give me some money" "If you're not going to" "Get ready for trouble I'm gonna drink until I drop" "Gimme, gimme, gimme Give me some money" "Hey, you" "Give me some money Give me some money" "Hey, you" "Give me some money Give me some money" "Hey, you" "Give me some money Give me some money" "If you're not going to" "Get ready for trouble I'm gonna drink until I drop" "Gimme, gimme, gimme Give me some money" "Hey, you" "Give me some money Give me some money" "Hey, you" "Give me some money Give me some money" "Hey, give me some money." "You can begin your work." " Us?" " You, of course." "You are going to get the jewels." "Don't try to get away." " What's wrong with you?" " Fred, can I trust you?" "Of course you can." "Come here. I'm going to tell you something." "Maybe you can help us." "Okay." "Listen, Ananásia, sneak over there... grab the jewels and be careful." "We're gonna get rich." "Rich or in jail." "And I don't even drink." "I'm afraid something will happen to auntie and Januário." "I suspected Mark." "I was just waiting for evidence." "Let them carry out their plan." " And..." " And, what?" "I want to catch Mark red-handed and recover the jewels." "Mr. Mark, you are under arrest for stealing jewelry theft." " What a dumb trick to pull." " Confess, I scared you." " More or less." " This is gonna be my big night." "I found a completely new clue." "I know who the real thieves are." " Man, a masked ball." " Everyone is in costume." "I'm getting a costume, too." "I have a new clue." "I found out who the thief is." " You, too?" " Why?" "Did you find out?" " Yep, I'm going to nab him." " Who'd have thought it?" " The Pasha is a thief." " Pasha?" "The Pasha." "All this is just a disguise." " These are all ladies costumes." " No, there are men's costumes here." " Oh boy, this is great." " Pick one out for me." "You turned the light out." "Switch it back on." "Here, it's breaking my heart to hand over these jewels." "If you have any leftovers, remember me." "Look at that!" "We're being had!" "Right!" "I've called the police." "Everything's okay." "Happiness ls knocking at my door" "If you come back, my love" "Happiness will, too" "Happiness ls knocking at my door" "If you come back, my love" "Happiness will, too lt's been ages" "Since I've had you beside me" "Come back, come back" "Let's relive the past" "Listen." "Come here." "Come here, come." " Do you see that guy over there?" " Sure." "Let's switch costumes." " Then take these jewels to him." " Right." "But pay attention." "You have to wear a mask." " Right." " Let's do it." " See?" "That's him." "See?" " Right." "Deliver this to him and do everything he tells you to." "Got it?" " Right." "Go on." "What?" "This is not a woman, it's a Christmas tree." " Well..." " Listen, Ananásia... it's time to hit the road." "Let's go." "No, let's wait for another delivery." "Come here." "Junk!" "Right!" "Caught you red-handed." "You, too." "Give me the jewels." " Sorry about this." " Thanks." "You're under arrest, you rat." "Madame Tatrec!" "I was fooled!" " The game is over, Mark." " You have no evidence." "The evidence is here." "I look like I'm going to a fancy ball." "And thank you very much." "Twenty thousand dollars." "Thanks for your cooperation." "By the way, you should thank Elisa, my fiancée." "She told me all about it." " Thank you very much." " Thanks, Elisa." "This has been fun, but it's time for us to go." "Just a moment, you forgot to return the jewels." " Too bad." " We have to return them, right?" "What a shame." "Come with me." "There." "Now that I'm clean, entirely clean, may I go?" " Sure." " Thanks." "What do you mean, leave?" "What about our wedding?" "You know that weddings have rules and regulations." " Sure." " Listen, where's the priest?" "I've seen to that." "Let's change clothes and our lifestyle." "The priest is waiting for us." "Reverend, this is my fiancé." " This is an emergency." " Pleased to meet you." " Your blessing, vicar." " God bless you, my son." "I want you to marry us right away." "It's now or never." " But..." " You can't, right, vicar?" " We have no wedding bands." " l've taken care of that." " You made my life difficult." " Let's get to it." "What about the Justice of the Peace?" "I've taken care of that." "I always thought that you were getting me into trouble!" " Let's do it." " Well..." "Right, vicar." "We can't do it because we have no witnesses." " Back-stabber friends!" " On with the wedding." " Well..." " Right." "We need a best man and maid of honor." "I've seen to that." "This is true back-stabbing." "On with the wedding." "It's no use, vicar. I can see that I'm not getting out of this." "You may consummate the tragedy!" "Wait, my children want to watch the wedding, too." " Children?" " l've seen to that." "That's enough!" "Thank God, they're only eight of them." "Eight?" "There are more." "Ananásia!" " l married young." " And you kept yourself busy." "Sure did." "Sassy woman!" "Daddy!" "I've been had!" "Hey, you" "Give me some money Give me some money" "Give me some money!" "Hey, you" "Give me some money Give me some money" "Traduzido e corrigido por ElWoOdBlUeS - 2007"