"{y:ib}I'm gonna see {y:ib}a friend of mine" "{y:ib}He's round and he's fuzzy {y:ib}I love him because he's just" "{y:ib}Pooh Bear {y:ib}Winnie the Pooh Bear" "{y:ib}Lookin' for fun {y:ib}Chasin' some honeybees" "{y:ib}Pooh Bear {y:ib}I know he's out there" "{y:ib}Rumbly, tumbly {y:ib}Climbin' a honey tree" "{y:ib}Fun never ends for us {y:ib}We're so adventurous" "{y:ib}At least every now and again" "{y:ib}And when we're alone {y:ib}and there's nobody home" "{y:ib}It's nice to be able {y:ib}to count on a friend like" "{y:ib}Pooh Bear {y:ib}Winnie the Pooh Bear" "{y:ib}Wherever you go {y:ib}Oh, won't you take me please" "{y:ib}Pooh Bear {y:ib}I gotta be there" "{y:ib}It's me and it's you" "{y:ib}My silly old Winnie the Pooh" "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" "It was nice of Christopher Robin to let us use his fun stuff while he's gone." "Yes, and it's too bad we're not having any fun." "Oh, d-d-dear!" "Fellow Piglet!" "Did you find something to do?" " Oh, hello Tigger." "I was just..." " No-no... don't tell me." "Hmm." "I've got it." "You was hidin'n'seekin' and I seeked ya." "I won and I didn't even know I was playin'." "Hoo-hoo." "I wasn't really hiding, Tigger." "You see the thunder..." "I'll say you wasn't hiding'." "Here." "Let me show you how." "The only thing Tiggers do better than seeking' is hiding'." "There!" "Now, I'll never find you, Piglet!" "Why..." "I believe Piglet's right here, Tigger." "Well, that was exciting." "What we'll do now?" "There's all sorts of fun hiding' around this house." "All we've gotta do is seek it." "And where, Pry Tail, are we supposed to start seeking?" "Say, Pooh Boy, you've seeked Piglet pretty good, so where do we go to seek out some fun?" "Hmm... well, it seems to me that we certainly can't seek out." "Because out is so very wet it has to be out of the question." " So what's up, Pooh Boy?" " Uhm... up!" "Oh, dear!" "Isn't up closer to the thunder?" "If you ask me, not that anybody is, Pooh means we might find something fun to do up in the attic." "The attic, yikes!" "Isn't that the dark scary place where things go and are never seen again?" "Don't be silly, Piglet." "Attics're where things are stored for rainy day." " Yeow!" " And that's today!" "There's nothing to be frightened of, Piglet." "Attics are full of awfully interesting things." "I think it's the "awfully" part that worries him, Rabbit." "To make a long story short" " Oh-oh." "We're gonna have fun just gettin' there." " We are?" " Sure." "We might even run into some spookables!" "Oh, d-d-d-dear!" "Spookables." "Don't be ridiculous, Tigger." "There's absolutely nothing to fear... especially with Pooh leading the way." " Pooh?" " Yes." "Yes, indeed." "Pooh is, as Tigger pointed out, the best ever set seeker." "It's only fair, you should have the honor of going first." "Oh, are you eager to go first, Pooh?" "Yes, Piglet." "It seems that I am... very slowly." "I'm glad no one thought about donkeys going first." "You go right ahead, Pooh." "My, that was close!" "Ohh, it's awfully dark in here." "Don't worry, little Piglet, nothing can get us here." "Unless it got in here first." "Oh, my goodness gracious!" "It appears this step is safe." "But noisy." "Shall I go on?" "Rabbit?" "Tigger?" "Faster!" "That was close." "Now we shouldn't have nothing to worry about." "If we're so safe, why is my heart still k-k-knocking?" "That's not your heart knocking, it's..." "It's, ohh, oh my!" "Somebody or something at the door." "That's a relief." "For a second there I thought we were in trouble." "Tigger, no!" "Oh, d-d-dear!" "Hello, everyone." "Have I missed anything fun?" "Oh, Pooh Bear." "Now that we're all here, what are we gonna do about it?" "We're going to have some fun if it's the last thing we do." "So, let's get busy and find some fun." "If no one minds, I'll just wait here." "Fun can be too much for very small animals." "Which I'm one." "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo." "Dummy's comin' through." "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" "Oh, dear!" "I'm trapped." "Say, this thing is kinda hard to steer." "Help!" " Are you alright?" " I'm fine, but I can't find Piglet." "You've found him, Tigger." "You just didn't know it." "What do ya know." "I was using my head the whole time." "And I didn't feel a thing." " And Piglet's found a friend." " Say, there's a whole gang of little guys." "I think Piglet's found more than friends." "He's discovered the way to spend our rainy afternoon." "Congratulations." "Piglet." "I was sure you had it in you." "Or perhaps I should say "had it on you"." "Chess is a wonderful game for a rainy day." "But some of the pieces are missing." "Yeah?" "Which ones?" "Uh, which ones?" "Well, the magician is not here." "And there's no bishop." "Say, the bis-hop sounds like my kind of guy." "Hoo-hoo." "And the knight is missing." "A very important piece." "Is there any way of un-missing them?" "Well, I suppose we could look for them..." "Oh, you mean search the whole dark spooky attic?" "That's the idea, Piglet!" "We'll make an adventure out of it." " Oh, good." " We'll split up and meet back here." "Tigger, you look over there." "Pooh, you go that way." "Eeyore, you look over there and Piglet..." " Yes?" " You'll go looking that old trunk for the missing knight." "Oh, dear!" "Alright, let's get cracking." "The sooner we start, the sooner we finish." "Unless we don't start at all." " Didn't anyone find anything?" " I found this." "Eeyore, there aren't any dragons in the game of chess." "I suppose it all depends on the way you wanna play it." "Well, we can only hope Piglet found something." " I don't think he did." " Why do you think that, Eeyore?" " Because I just found Piglet." " Hello, Piglet." "Hello, Pooh." "No missing knights under here." "Then there's no way we could play chess." " Unless..." " There's no unless, Pooh." " How can we play with missing pieces?" " By playing the missing pieces." "Are my ears on too tight or is fluff-boy makin' sense?" "And Piglet would play the missing knight." " Me?" "But why?" " Because you are what you can't find." "Come on, Piglet." "Let see what we can find for very small k-night." "Now, that's what I call a k-night to remember." "And all dressed up for a midnight smackerel." "Now let's hurry and get ready so we can get on with the game." "If you don't mind, we'll just sit here and tell each other what time it isn't." "I can't be a knight." "Knights are large, and strong, and b-b-brave." "I'm just a very small piglet who hides under tables." "I must find a knight." "Oh, dear!" " Well, are we all ready?" " As soon as we find our knight." "Piglet!" "Where are you?" "Oh, dear, there's no one here." "Now I'll have to play the knight." "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo." "K-night, come out come out wherever you are!" "Here I am Tigger, wait for me." "Oh-oh." " Where am I?" " There you are, you sneaky little k-night." " I knew I'd find you." " Tigger, what's happened?" "Tiggers!" "Where are they?" "Better still, what are they?" "Why, they..." "I mean, it's you." " It is?" " Oh, yes." "You're the one and only Tigger." "I like the sound of that, but I'm not Tigger." "I'm the Bishop of Bounce." " See?" " Yikes!" "But you can call me Tigger, if you want to." "It is a pretty spiffy name after all, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo." "And you, little k-night, are just what I'm looking for." " I am?" " In fact, the whole kingdom's been lookin' for ya." "I'm probably not gonna like the answer to this, but I simply must ask:" "Why me?" "How are we supposed to fight the dragon without a k-night in shiny armor?" "Dragon?" "Oh, dear!" "You want me to fight a what?" "A one of them, a dreadful dragon." "I really don't think I can fight a dreadful dragon." " You're a k-night, aren't ya?" " Oh no, not at all." " That's shiny armor you're wearin', isn't it?" " Well, yes but..." " And k-nights in shiny armor fight dreadful dragons." " Well, yes but..." "Then come on!" "I've been lookin' for a k-night like you whole day." "You dare bounce a great wizard?" "Do you want me to turn you into a snail?" "Yeah, yeah." "But later." "I got to get this k-night to his Royal Kingness." "Must be spring." "The knights are getting shorter." "Before the... interruption I was about to conjure up one myself." "So if you excuse me..." "Oh, great hoaxes and mighty whatnot hear my magic words." "Pile of potato, field of corn..." "Say, not half bad, not even a quarter bad." "carrot cake, can of vegetables stew bring us a knight who fights dragons, too." "Well, ribbit... where's the knight?" "Where is he?" "Oh no, oh my, I'm a frog!" "A frog!" "Ribbit." "What went wrong?" "See around a lily pond, oh great wizard." "Come on, k-night, I've gotta get you to his Royal Poohness, the King of all Chessland." " King who?" " King Pooh, that's who." "Hoo-hoo-hoo." "Greetings, you Royal Royaltiness." " Oh, is lunch served?" " No, you most lonely highness." "I bring you good news." "I bring you one dragon slayer to go!" "How very nice." "You've come to fight the dragon who's been such a bother to us all?" "Well, uhm, no..." "actually, I was just passing through and..." "Oh my, would you look at the time, I really must be going." "If I'm not back soon, start the dragon fight without me." "Eh, can't go slaying' dragons dressed like that." "Not no, sir." "That won't do." "Yep, I can see possibilities here." " Oh, I don't know about this." " That's one top of a line dragon fighting' outfit." "Notice the quality fabric." "The lowcut hemline." "All the rage and scare." "It's you, k-night Piglet, it's you." "Just look at how that shiny silveriness sets off your eyes." "No!" "No-no-no!" "You dare swat a wizard?" "Hmm, the nerve!" "Hmm, this set of armor is missin' something." "Perhaps someone else to wear it?" "Jump and crawl daddies, I know!" "What you need is a shield." "A shield is all well and good, but to fight a dragon, he needs a magic shield." "If you'll excuse me, I really do have to be somewhere." " Somewhere where?" " Somewhere else?" "Hmm, ok, a magic shield, but no chartreuse, I simply will not touch chartreuse." "By day, a shield as good as this don't need any magic mambo jambo." "Hmm, without my magic it's just a silly pile of metal." " I'm the shield expert around here." " And I'm the wiz at wizardry." "Oh, keep telling yourself Piglet:" ""It's just a dream, it's just a dream."" "Don't look now, but we're short one short k-night." "Here boy, here knighty k-night." "Why, I do believe I see a knight now and he's crawling toward the door." "It's just a dream, it's just a dream." "Look how bad he wants to fight that dreadful dragon." "If you'll excuse me, I think my horse is double parked." "E-e-e." "Doesn't seem too likely, since the horses haven't been invented yet." "Perhaps you might save my kingdom now, while there is still a kingdom to save?" "First, I must cast the magic spell to make your shield unbreakable." "Halakazam and halabaloo, make this shield strong, as ten shields times two." "Uh, some days it doesn't pay to get out of the nest." "Hurry, your k-nightiness." "We're runnin' out of time." " Not to mention castles." " No, no, no." "I have one last spell." "The most powerful spell of all." "It will turn you into the largest, most heroic knight ever." " However..." " Dear this spell will only work once, so do not use it until you absolutely must." "You simply repeat these words:" "Magnificent magic, most mysterious, make meek me make a monster into mozzarella marmalade." "What is going wrong with these spells?" "Oh, don't feel badly, I can't spell very well, either." "Magnificent m-m-magic, m-m-most mysterious, oh my." "I'm just going to have to put my very small foot down and say:" "I'm not a real knight and so I cannot fight your dragon." "I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is." "Everyone, there's something I must say." "Yes, and so you shall, as soon as we've said what we must say." " You're our only hope!" " You've gotta save us!" "If you don't make marmalade out of that monster, we'll be in a real jam." "And when you come back, I'll be happy to name you "The knight to remember"." "And now, what did you have to say?" "Ah... which way to the dragon?" " That way!" " Very well." "I'll do it." "It'll be an honor to fight the dragon and save the kingdom." "Marvelous m-m-music, make me meek as marmalade." "Oh dear." "I hope that dragon doesn't mind my dropping in like this." "Oh, he must be away on a visit, I'll come back later." "Oh d-d-dear!" "Macaroni marmalade, uh, mocking bird milk shake..." "This isn't so very terrible." "Could use a few curtains and maybe some flowers." "I must remember I'm a b-b-brave and f-f-fearless knight." "It's up to m-m-me to save the kingdom." "Yikes!" "Help!" "You have nothing at all to f-f-fear, Piglet." "Not with your m-m-magic shield which cannot be b-b-broken." "I suppose I really should expect this from a wizard who turns himself into frogs." "M-m-magnificent m-m-mustard m-m-mismatch m-m-mushrooms m-m-moonstruck m-m-miracles..." "Magnificent magic, most mysterious, make meek me make a monster into mozzarella marmalade." "Oh no, it didn't work." "I'm still me." " Worked for one of us, anyway." " Who are you?" "Formerly Eeyore the Dragon, now just plain old Eeyore." " You're the dragon?" " Was." "Got myself turned into one last week." "That's the trouble with this place, never know what you're gonna get turned into." "Eternally grateful." "Don't suppose I'll ever be able to repay you." "I believe I may know a way." "Brave Piglet, who rescued us from the dragon and saved the kingdom and all before lunch." "I name you, before I forget, "The Knight to Remember"." "Oh, it's all in the knight's work." "And now, Piglet, is there anything we can do for you?" "Well..." "To grant the wish of knight to remember, Piglet, the knight to remember is now Eeyore." "Words fail me." "If you'll excuse me, I really must get back to my trunk." " Good bye, knight." " Good bye k-night." "Here, Piglet Piglet." "Here Piglet Piglet." "Piglet, where are you?" "Why you're hidin' yourself in there?" " Oh, but I wasn't hiding, I was..." " It's only a bit of a rainstorm." "Nothing to be too scared of." "Uh, I'm not." "I was just..." "Was it perhaps, Piglet, that you're too timid to be our knight?" "Well, yes Pooh, I was." "But I'm not anymore." "Then come along everyone, let's finish this chess game." "{y:ib}Next, Piglet's imagination runs wild {y:ib}in "Rock-a-bye Pooh Bear"." "My, isn't this lovely day for a picnic?" "Well, when my ears wigwag like this, it means it's going to rain cats and dogs." "Oh bother." "I hope they bring their own lunch." "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo." "That ears of yours must be under frets, Bunny Boy." "'Cause the only thing that clouds are full of is sunshine." "Just to make sure that picnic won't get rusty, I'll grab a closer look." "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" "Oh dear." "What if he never comes down." "Oh, nonsense." "Tigger wouldn't dream of missing my latest vegetable masterpiece." "I call it "Carrot o'cart"." "Pooh, this is t-t-terrible." "I don't think so, Piglet." "I still have a small smackerel." "Yoo hoo, honey..." " Piglet!" " Oh dear." "Pooh, Rabbit, Tigger, where are you?" "Help, Pooh, help!" " Pooh, help, where are you?" " Piglet, where are you not going in such a hurry?" "I dreamed we went on a picnic and I lost you, Rabbit, and Tigger." "I hope my dream never comes true." "Of course it won't come true, Piglet." "A dream can't come true while you're awake." " Are you sure, Pooh?" " As sure as it's time for breakfast." "My, my." "Today simply flew by." "I'm looking forward to bed time." " Bed time?" " Yeah." "You know, Piglet." "Bed, sleepy bye, dreams..." "Dreams?" "Oh dear." "But it's really quite early, yet." "It certainly seems like an awfully late early to me." "Why, not at all, Pooh." "I'm sure there's someone in the Hundred Acre Wood just sitting down to breakfast." " Breakfast?" " But it's too early for breakfast." "There's only one way to find out for sure." " Is it time for bed, yet?" " Well, of course not, Rabbit." "We're hardly done with breakfast." "There's a whole new day ahead of us." "A new day?" "Oh, Rabbit, you wouldn't happen to have a very small something to..." "All I have, Pooh Bear, is a very large mess to clean up." "Oh, don't worry about a thing, Rabbit." "Pooh, Tigger, and I will help you clean up." "There's lots of things we can do besides go to bed." "You're right, little Piglet." "And we can celebrate with a picnic when we're done." " Picnic?" " Well, I don't think a picnic is a good idea." "When my ears twitch like this, it's a sure sign of rain." "Ears?" "Rain?" "Oh dear!" "It certainly is a very small bed for such a very frightening dream." "Hello, Piglet." "You ran away so quickly I forgot to say good night." " Good night and pleasant dreams." " Dreams?" "Yikes." "No Pooh, don't leave." "It's not going to be a good night." "I'm afraid to go to sleep 'cause when I wake up my dream'll have come true and I'll be left all alone." "Or perhaps that won't happen if I stay awake with you tonight." "Oh, Pooh, would you?" "I'm sure the dream will find it much too crowded here and go away." "Perhaps we should discuss something cheerful to keep ourselves up." "Like honey... hives... bees..." "Oh dear." "Oh bother." "This staying awake all night is awfully hard work, isn't it, Piglet?" " Uhm, yes Pooh, it is." " I don't suppose a teeny tiny nap could be arranged?" "After all, whoever heard of a night mare coming true in a day time?" "But we can't sleep now, Pooh." "We promised Rabbit we'd help clean up his house." "And a promise is a promise after all." "I must stay awake so that dream won't take my friends away." "If Piglet doesn't get some rest soon he's going to wear me out." "But he's afraid to go to sleep." "He had a scary dream." "We're going to have to get Piglet nappy without him knowing it." " I know." "Counting sheep will do it every time." " But we haven't got any sheep." "Don't worry, Pooh Bear." "Pullin' a wool over Piglet's eyes is what Tiggers do the best." "You know, Piglet, if you look hard enough you might see more than just corn in this field." "Baa." "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo." "Baa." "Look Piglet." "There's a sheep." "And another." "And another." "I wonder how many there are." " There's one." " That's one." "There's another one." "Oh dear." "Tigger?" "Sorry, Little Piglet." "But if this keeps up I'll be snoozin' before you will." " Do you feel at all sleepy, Piglet?" " No, not a bit." "Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm gonna go take a nice five hour ice cold bath." "Oh well, what are we going to do?" "Well, if staying awake makes Piglet feel safe perhaps we should just make him think he's asleep." "Yes." "Then we can show him he's not going to loose us." "What a wonderful idea, Pooh." "BED 4 SAIL" "Oh..." "We both know I'm never going to sleep in you again." "Bouncers away!" "Am I dreamin'?" "Not yet." "But sure a shootin' star as you will be 'cause I'm the Sandman." " Oh no." "I must be asleep." " Nighty night." "Don't let the bedybugs bite." "And now's our chance." "Why hello Piglet." "Are you ready to go on your picnic?" " Oh, d-d-dear." "The dream." "It's back." " Oh my." "There's going to be an awful storm." "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo." "Great goin' Bunny Boy." "You almost got me fooled." "I'm not kiddin' Tigger." "There's going to be a monster storm." "Anything you say, Long Ears." "Ok, Buddy Bear, you're on." "Goodness me, where has everyone gone?" "I do wish someone, preferably a very small someone, would find me." "Oh bother." "Say, I don't remember us putting' that in Piglet's dream." "No, we didn't." "Oh, this dream is even worse than the last time." " It is?" " Yes, and you all'll be leaving me any moment now." "Don't worry, Piglet, we're not going to leave you." "Because this is not..." "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo..." "Oh no!" "There goes Tigger." "And Rabbit." "Oh Pooh, don't let go." "Don't worry, Piglet." "I can't let go." "I'm not hanging on." "Ooooh bother..." "Oh dear, I've been left all alone." "Guess I better get used to talking to myself." "Since I dreamed all my friends out of existence." " Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" " Tigger?" "Piglet, you found me!" "Say, where are Pooh Boy and Rabbit?" "Oh dear." "Come along Tigger." "We better find them before my dream ends and they're lost forever." " Uhm, Piglet." "There's somethin' you oughta know." " Not now, Tigger." "We have to hurry." " Are you sure we'll find Long Ears in this mess?" " Oh yes." "If we find carrots we'll find Rabbit." "Oh, look." " Oh my." " Rabbit are you alright?" "Yes." "And I'm certainly glad you found me, Piglet." " This certainly is a strange dream." " Where's Pooh?" "Well, according to my dream, he's stuck inside his honey pot somewhere." " P-p-piglet, this isn't..." " Joo-hoo!" "Hello!" "Has anyone seen anything?" "Pooh!" "Oh Pooh, I did it." "And I found you all." "I wouldn't mind at all if this dream came true." "But your dream did come true, Piglet." "Well, you see, little Piglet, your dream which was really our dream, which turned out not to be a dream after all, came true." " It did?" " Yes!" "And you lived happily ever after." "And just in time for breakfast." "Now you can go to sleep without being scared, Piglet." "That's because I know my friends will always be here when the dream ends." "Yeah." "Any snoozer under the sun knows that friends are real and dreams ain't." "What do you think, Pooh?"