"[ Cawing ]" "## HEY ##" "#### [ Scat Singing ]" "## WHOO, ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE SWAMP ##" "#### [ Continues Scatting ]" "## YEAH, IT'S BEGINNING TO BLOOM AND IT'S HOT AND STICKY ##" "## TRAFFIC UPDATE TAKE ALLIGATOR ALLEY MAKE IT SNAPPY ##" "## THIS BUG IS FASTER THAN THE EYE ##" "## I GUESS I'M ONE SUPER FLY ##" "## MAESTRO SOME TRAVELING MUSIC ##" "#### [ Continues Scatting ]" "## COME ON HEAD ON DOWN THE ROAD HEY ##" "## WATCH ME NOW, COME ON I'M FAST, I'M COOL ##" "## AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA STOP ME ##" "[ Laughs ] MY GREAT-GRANDMA'S FASTER THAN THAT, AND SHE GOT A WALKER." "## WAY TOO SLOW, WAY TOO SLOW ## ##" "I GOT PLENTY OF TIME." "I'LL JUST REST HERE." "WHOO, NICE TRY," "BUT, UH, WELL, I'M JUST TOO HIP TO CLIP." "[ Laughs ]" "LET ME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!" "YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I BEEN!" "UH-UH, UH-UH." "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT." "YOU WIN." "UH-UH." "YOU USED TO BE FASTER, KERMIT." "YOU USED TO BE MUCH THINNER, HORACE." " I KNOW." "I GOTTA LAY OFF THOSE LATE NIGHT PU-PU PLATTERS." "MM-HMM." " I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SWAMP." "BY THE WAY, KERMIT?" " OKAY." "YEAH?" "WELCOME HOME." "AW, HOME." "YEP, THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED-- BACK HOME TO THE SWAMP." "YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING MAGIC ABOUT GOING BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU GREW UP." "EVERY LILY PAD AND MOSS-COVERED TREE SEEMS TO BRING BACK MEMORIES." "EVEN THIS OLD DIRT ROAD." "I KNOW IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MUCH, BUT I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I EVER SAW IT." "I WAS 12 YEARS OLD, AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT THEN," "BUT MY FRIENDS AND I WERE ABOUT TO GO ON THE BIGGEST ADVENTURE OF OUR LIVES." "[ Scooter Motor Revs ]" "YOU SEE, ME AND MY BUDDIES CROAKER AND GOGGLES HAD ALREADY DROPPED OUR TAILS," "BUT GROWN-UPS STILL TREATED US LIKE WE WERE TADPOLES." "SO EVERY DAY WE'D GO LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS TO SHOW THE WORLD HOW BIG AND BRAVE WE WERE." "[ Kermit ] OKAY, I'M GONNA GO!" "I'M GONNA DO IT NOW!" "[ Frog ] COME ON, KERM." "WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY HERE." "THIS LOOKS DANGEROUS!" "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" "COME ON!" "OKAY, GUYS, I'M GONNA DO IT NOW." "WATCH!" "READY, SET, GO!" "[ All ] GO!" "[ Yelling ]" "COME ON IN, GOGGLES." "THE WATER'S FINE!" "OH, I DON'T KNOW, KERMIT." "WE TOADS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE WATER ALL THAT MUCH." "OH, COME ON, IT'S FUN." "OKAY, IF YOU SAY SO." "[ Yells ] HELP!" "I'M DROWNING!" "MY WHOLE LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY BIG, BULGY EYES!" "EXCUSE ME, GOGGLES?" "GOGGLES!" "[ Yelling ] HUH?" "THE WATER'S ONLY THREE INCHES DEEP." "OH, HEY!" "[ Chuckles ]" "ARE YOU OKAY?" "YEAH, THAT WAS FUN." "I THINK." "OUT OF THE WAY, TADPOLES!" "HERE COMES CROAKER!" "WAY TO GO, CROAKER!" "WOW, THAT WAS HIS HIGHEST HOP!" "AND HIS SPLASHIEST LANDING." "YEAH." "WAY TO GO, CROAKER!" "CROAKER?" "YEA, CROAKER!" "CROAKER, WHERE ARE YOU?" "CROAKER?" "CROAKER!" "CROAKER!" "A FROG CAN'T DROWN." "IT'S OXYMORONIC!" "CROAKER!" "CROAKER, WHERE ARE YOU?" "CROAKER?" "CROAKER!" "[ Shrieks ] [ Laughs ]" "THAT WAS A GOOD ONE." "THANKS." "COME ON, YOU GUYS!" "[ Inhales, Sighs ]" "NOW THIS IS THE GOOD LIFE, HUH, FELLAS?" "YEAH." "HANGIN' WITH YOUR BEST BUDDIES." "BREATHING IN THAT STANKY SWAMP AIR." "I DON'T KNOW." "HUH?" "WHAT'S THE MATTER, KERM?" "YOU DON'T LIKE HANGIN' OUT WITH US NO MORE?" "IT'S 'CAUSE I'M A TOAD, RIGHT?" "YOU DON'T LIKE HANGING OUT WITH WARTY TOADS." "YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST." "IT'S JUST THAT" "I DON'T KNOW." "HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED IF THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE" "YOU KNOW, SOMETHING BEYOND THE SWAMP?" "NO." "SHOULD I HAVE?" "AM I ABNORMAL?" "YES." "YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING HERE, KERM." "WELL, MAYBE." "YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES, IF I LISTEN REAL CLOSE," "I SWEAR I CAN HEAR A VOICE CALLING MY NAME." " YEAH?" "VOICES, HUH?" " YEAH, SORT OF LIKE THIS:" "[ Muffled ] "KERMIT!"" ""KERMIT!" WHO'S HERMAN?" "THE VOICE SAYS "KERMIT." OH!" "ANYWAY, SO YOU HEAR VOICES AND-- AW, FORGET IT, YOU GUYS." "THIS IS SILLY." "NO, NO, NO, NO!" "IF YOU'RE HEARIN' VOICES..." "TELLING YOU THAT YOU SHOULD GO OUT OF THE SWAMP," "WELL, THEN I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN." "HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "OUT OF THE SWAMP." "WHAT?" "I MUST HAVE WATER IN MY EARS." "I COULD'VE SWORE YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE GOIN' OUT OF THE SWAMP!" "OH, NO, I'M NOT GOING OUT OF THE SWAMP." "YEAH, BUTWE'REGOING OUT OF THE SWAMP." "WHAT?" "[ Hyperventilating ] I'M HAVING PALPITATIONS HERE!" "ROW!" "ROW!" "I'M ROWING, SIR." "I'M ROWING." "HALT!" "YOU KNOW, MARY, SOMETIMES I THINK THIS IS WHERE I TRULY BELONG." " IN A BOAT?" " NO." "IN THE SWAMP," "WAITING FOR THE SUNRISE, MATCHING WITS WITH NATURE." "WEARING RUBBER PANTS." "YES." "WELL, NATURE TAKES SOME STRANGE TURNS." "IT DOES?" "YES." "I MEAN, WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG, YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING ONE WAY," "AND YOU END UP HEADING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION." "WE'RE LOST?" "NO, WE'RE NOT LOST." "I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE'RE GOING." "RIGHT OVER THERE WHERE THE FROGS SHOULD BE." "COME ON, PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT, MARY." "ROW!" "YES, SIR." "ROW!" "CROAKER, STOP." "WE'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE SWAMP." "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" "IF WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S OUT THERE, THEN I THINK WE HAVE TOGOOUT THERE." "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S OUT THERE." "I'M NOT EVEN COMFORTABLE WITH WHAT'S IN HERE." "WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T COME." "HUH?" "KERMIT, WE GOTTA STOP HIM!" "THIS IS A SIN AGAINST NATURE." "COME ON." "MAYBE WE CAN TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM." "CROAKER, WAIT UP." "WELL, COME ON." "[ Chuckling ] WELL, FELLAS, HERE IT IS." "THIS IS IT." "JUST BEYOND THIS MARSH GRASS IS THE OUTSIDE WORLD." "[ Kermit ] OH, WOW." "WE'RE REALLY HERE." "I THINK I FEEL A RASH COMING ON." "I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE BEFORE." "AM I BREAKING OUT?" "TAKE IT EASY, SWEATY McSWEATYCUTTY." "IT'LL BE AN ADVENTURE." "BUT ADVENTURES MAKE ME GASSY!" "GOGGLES, COME ON." "YOU CAN'T BE AFRAID ALL OF YOUR LIFE." "SURE, I CAN!" "LOOK, GOGGLES." "HOW 'BOUT WE TAKE A QUICK PEEK AND COME RIGHT BACK?" "NO." "I CAN'T." "SURE, YOU CAN." "I CAN'T." "I CAN'T!" "YOU CAN." "CAN!" "CAN!" "CAN'T!" "CAN'T!" "[ Bickering Continues ]" "MARY, DID YOU HEAR THAT?" "THE BIRDS?" "NO." "SHH!" "CRICKETS?" "CAN!" "CAN!" "CAN!" "CAN'T!" "CAN'T!" "CAN'T!" "FROGS?" "SHH!" "THE WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY THROUGH THE TALL MARSH GRASS?" "WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR WHISTLING GRASS." "WE'RE LOOKING FOR FROGS." "SORRY, MR. KRASSMAN." "THAT'SDR.KRASSMAN." "CAN'T!" "YOU CAN!" "WAIT!" "CUT THE CANCAN!" "LOOK!" "FROGS!" "I KNEW I'D FIND THEM HERE." "I'M A GENIUS." "WELL, SIR, THIS IS THEIR ECOSYSTEM." "ECOSYSTEM, "SCHMECOSYSTEM."" "COME ON." "RIGHT, SIR." "[ Gasps ] WHAT KIND OF CREATURES ARE THOSE?" "I DON'T KNOW." "YES, SIR, DOCTOR, SIR." "KERM, WHERE WE GOING?" "WHAT ARE YOU PUSHING FOR?" "JUST KEEP MOVING." "JUST KEEP MOVING." "KERMIT!" "SORRY." "OW, YOU STEPPED ON MY GLAND." "YOUR POISON GLAND?" "GUYS, GUYS!" "[ Krassman ] I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND CATCH YOU," "AND YOU CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT." "SIR, ARE YOU TALKING TO THE FROGS?" "ME?" "NO, OF COURSE NOT." "WELL, I WASN'T TALKING" "I THINK I SAW THEM OVER HERE." " YOU GOT POISON ON MY FOOT!" "I CAN'T HELP IT!" "IT'S A TOAD'S ONLY DEFENSE MECHANISM!" " GUYS, BE QUIET." "STAY HIDDEN." "STAY HIDDEN!" " IT'S ITCHIN' BAD." "OH, IT'S ON MY FOOT." "OH, IT'S ON MY FOOT." "CROAKER, NO!" "DON'T LEAVE ME!" "I HAVE ABANDONMENT ISSUES!" "[ Sighing ]" "AH, SWEET RELIEF." "OH, THAT'S NICE." "THERE THEY ARE!" "[ Panting ] OH, THE HORROR!" "FINALLY CAUGHT YOU." "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE." " NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW." " [ Growling ]" "EXCEPT POSSIBLY THAT." "WHAT?" " [ Roaring ] - [ Screaming ]" " [ Chuckling ] - [ Screaming Continues ]" "OH, THANK YOU, ARNIE." "[ Chuckles ]" "OH, ANYTIME, KERM." "SO, TELL ME." "WHAT WERE YOU BOYS DOING DOWN THERE BY THE EDGE OF THE SWAMP?" "EDGE OF THE SWAMP?" "WE WEREN'T AT THE EDGE OF THE SWAMP." " WE WERE, UH, RIGHT HERE TASTING POND SCUM." " POND SCUM, YEAH." "OH, REALLY?" "UH, WELL, N-NO." "ACTUALLY, WE WERE JUST BOBBING FOR STINK BARK." "BOBBING, YEAH." "WE WERE BOBBING." "WOULD YOU BELIEVE WE WERE STUDYING OPHTHALMOLOGY?" "UH, NO, NO." "OKAY, ARNIE, WEWEREAT THE SWAMP'S EDGE," "BUT ONLY BECAUSE WE'RE CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT'S OUT THERE BEYOND THE SWAMP." "AIN'T NOTHIN' OUT THERE BUT TROUBLE." "HUH?" "SHINY-WHEELED BEASTS AND RUBBER-PANT-WEARING HUMAN BEINGS." "AH, THEM HUMANS DON'T SCARE ME." "WHY, IF YOU DIDN'T COME ALONG, I WOULD'VE HOPPED ON THEIR HEADS AND SAID," " "GET OUT OF HERE, YOU HUMANS, YOU!"" " DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO HUMANS!" " ANIMALS THAT TALK TO HUMANS GET KILLED." "AND COOKED." " [ All Gasp ]" "AND EATEN ALIVE." " OH, HOW UNPLEASANT!" "WAIT A SECOND." "HOW COULD YOU BE EATEN ALIVE IF YOU WERE ALREADY KILLED, HUH?" "OH, THEY HAVE THEIR WAYS." "[ All ] HMM." "FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, GOGGLES AND CROAKER AND I TALKED ABOUT WHAT ARNIE SAID" "THAT WE SHOULD NEVER LEAVE THE SWAMP AND NEVER, EVER TALK TO HUMANS." "WE KNEW ARNIE WAS PROBABLY RIGHT, BUT SOMETIMES KNOWING YOU SHOULDN'T DO SOMETHING..." "MAKES YOU WANT TO DO IT EVEN MORE." "OH, THE FIREFLIES ARE ON." "WE BETTER HEAD HOME, GUYS." "MMM, LIGHT, YET FILLING." "HEY, GUYS, DO YOU THINK ARNIE'S RIGHT ABOUT WHAT'S OUTSIDE THE SWAMP?" "NAH, HE'S JUST TRYING TO SCARE US." "WELL, HE DID A VERY GOOD JOB." "IMAGINE GETTING KILLED." "AND COOKED." "AND EATEN ALIVE." "[ Inhales ] AH, CENTIPEDE AND BARLEY SOUP." "MY FAVORITE." "[ Female Voice ] KERMIT, CAN YOU SET THE TABLE FOR YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS?" "UH, SURE, MA!" "DINNER, GUYS!" "[ All Clamoring ]" "BATH TIME!" "BEDTIME!" "WHEW!" "HUH?" "[ Toilet Flushes ]" "I FORGOT ABOUT POTTY TIME." "## YOU'VE GOT TO FOLLOW ##" "## FOLLOW YOUR STAR ##" "## YOU'VE GOT TO FOLLOW ##" "## NO MATTER HOW FAR ##" "#### [ Humming ]" "[ Voice ] KERMIT." "KERMIT." "WHAT?" "Y-Y-YOU HEARD ME?" "UH-HUH." "YOU CALLED MY NAME." "[ Stammering ] KERMIT." "OH, YES, OH, DISTANT, BECKONING STAR." "STAR?" "IT'S YOUR MOTHER." "OH, HI, MOM." "IT'S VERY LATE." "YOU SHOULD BE IN BED." "UM, HEY, MOM?" "HMM?" "YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU TOLD ME ONCE THAT THERE WAS A STAR UP THERE WITH MY NAME ON IT?" "THAT'S RIGHT." "WELL, WHAT IF I" "WHAT IF I CAN'T REACH MY STAR FROM HERE?" "OH, THIS IS A BIG SWAMP." "YOU CAN REACH ANY STAR FROM HERE." "YEAH, BUT, MOM-- HMM?" "KERMIT." "IT'S TIME FOR BED, SWEETHEART." "OKAY, MOM." "I'LL BE RIGHT IN." "ALL NIGHT LONG, I HAD TERRIBLE DREAMS." "OH, YEAH?" "I WAS STEPPED ON BY RUBBER BOOTS." "I WAS GRABBED BY HUMAN CLAWS." "AND I WAS DIPPED IN BREAD CRUMB AND EGGS." "OH, THAT SOUNDS AWFUL." "ACTUALLY, THE EGGS FELT QUITE SOOTHING ON MY BUTTOCKS." "OH, YEAH?" "YEAH, WELL, I AIN'T SCARED OF NO DREAMS." "I AIN'T SCARED OF NOTHIN'." "[ Gasps ]" "[ Goggles ] BLOTCH!" "WELL, WELL, WELL." "IF IT ISN'T THE SOGGY PANTS BROTHERS." "OH, YEAH?" "WELL, WE AIN'T BROTHERS, SEE?" "AND WE DON'T EVEN WEAR PANTS." "LOOK!" "SEE?" "EASY." "DID YOU JUST MOON ME, WART FACE?" "NO, I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU MY PANTLESS BEHIND." "WELL, LET'S SEE YOU MOON A KNUCKLEHEAD SANDWICH." "OH, YEAH?" "WELL, WE AIN'T SANDWICHES." "DUCK!" "DUCK?" "I DON'T SEE NO DUCK." "AAH!" "HEY!" "[ All Chattering ]" "HE'S NOT WORTH IT." "HE'S NOT WORTH IT." "[ Shrieking ]" "AHA!" "I GOT YOUSE NOW, FROG." "I'M A TOAD-- [ Yelling ]" "I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!" "OOF!" "UH, QUICK, GUYS!" "INTO THE MARSH GRASS." "COME ON!" "[ Panting ]" "HEY, WE'RE OUTSIDE THE SWAMP." "OH, IT'S SO BIG AND BEAUTIFUL..." "AND-- [ Shrieks ] BLOTCH!" "[ Growling ] [ Shrieking ]" "OOH!" "OW!" "OH, THAT HURTS." "OW!" "OOH!" "EEE!" "LOOK!" "IT'S THE SHINY-WHEELED BEAST!" "ARNIE WAS RIGHT!" "LOOK OUT!" "COME BACK HERE!" "I AIN'T DONE WITH YOUSE YET." "OOH!" "EEE!" "OH, NOT THERE!" " HMM." "MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY." " OH, NO!" "YEAH." "THERE YA GO." "NICE AND COZY." "WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING." "COME ON!" "YEAH!" "COME ON, BERTHA." "I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT." "STOP!" "COME BACK!" "[ Coughing ]" "KERM, KERM!" "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "[ Coughing ] YES, BUT WE HAVE TO CATCH THAT SHINY-WHEELED THING." " DON'T WORRY, KERM." "[ Kermit Whimpers ]" "NOTHIN' GETS PAST ME." "COME TO PAPA." "THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE." "ARE YOU OKAY, CROAKER?" "UH, CROA-CROAKER?" "CROAKER!" "CROA" "[ Gasps ] CROAKER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "ARE YOU OKAY?" "YEAH." "I'M JUST A LITTLE..." "TIRED." "KERMIT!" "OOH!" "[ Gasping ] I FEEL SO SICK AND NAUSEOUS." "YOU BARF ON ME, YOU DIE." "[ Grunting ]" "WHOA!" "THAT WAS AMAZING, KERM." "MY ENTIRE LIFE PASSED RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES." "AND BOY, DO I GOT SOME ISSUES." "THEY'RE GONE, AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "IF I HADN'T MADE US LEAVE THE SWAMP, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED." "YEAH, BUT WE'RE HERE NOW, SO WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?" "WE GOTTA HELP GOGGLES." "YEAH, YEAH, HELP GOGGLES." "THAT'S RIGHT." "EVEN IF IT MEANS THAT THE HUMANS KILL US," "AND THEY COOK US, AND THEY EAT US ALIVE." "YOU KNOW, WE COULD ALWAYS GO BACK TO THE SWAMP AND TELL OUR FOLKS WHAT HAPPENED." "THAT'S PROBABLY A BETTER IDEA." "LET'S TRY THAT FIRST." "WAIT A MINUTE!" "WHAT AM I THINKING?" "I DON'T CARE WHAT DANGER IS OUT THERE." "I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THAT SWAMP TILL I FIND MY FRIENDS." "ARE YOU WITH ME?" "ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?" "THEN LET'S GO." "COME ON." "] #### [ Rock, Indistinct" "OOH!" "OOH!" "I'VE BEEN KICKING FROG BEHINDS FOR YEARS," "AND NOTHING LIKE THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED." "ACTUALLY, I'M A TOAD." "DON'T WISE MOUTH ME, BUG BREATH!" "[ Hyperventilating ] PLEASE STOP YELLING." "NEXT TIME I GO TO SMOOSH YOUSE, YOUSE JUST STAND STILL." "YOU'RE STILL YELLING." "YOUSE BETTER FIGURE A WAY TO GET ME OUT OF THIS." "YOU HEAR ME?" "CAN'T TALK!" "HYPERVENTILATING!" "CUT IT OUT." "WEAVING." "SPINNING." "BREATH SHORTENING." "GOING THROUGH THE DARK TUNNEL." "BYE-BYE, MOMMY." "YOU PASS OUT ON ME, AND I'LL PUT OUT YOUR LIGHTS." "PAPER BAG." "PAPER BAG!" "OH, HERE." "BETTER?" "OH, MUCH BETTER." "THANK YOU." "GOOD." "NOW GET ME OUTTA HERE!" "[ Shrieking ]" "## LET IT ROLL ##" "## DOWN THE HIGHWAY ##" "## LET IT ROLL ##" "## DOWN THE HIGHWAY ####" "WE ARE SO LOST." "[ Chuckles ]" "I'LL JUST HOP UP IN THE AIR AND SEE WHICH WAY THEY WENT." "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT." "[ Clears Throat ]" "OH." "FORGOT TO WARM UP THERE." "[ Chuckles ] YEAH." "ALL RIGHT." "YEAH, YEAH." "OH." "OH, NO." "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "I-I LOST MY HOP, I THINK." "WHAT?" "THIS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE, KERMIT." "CROAKER, CALM DOWN." "YOU COULDN'T HAVE LOST YOUR HOP." "YOU'RE THE BEST HOPPER I'VE EVER SEEN." "THE BEST HOPPER, RIGHT?" "YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT." "YEAH." "WHAT WAS I THINKING THERE?" "TRY AGAIN." "OKAY, I'M GONNA DO THAT." "[ Clears Throat ]" "[ Groaning ] LOOK AT ME HERE, LYING IN THE DIRT." "CAN'T HOP." "TIRE TRACK ACROSS MY CHEST." "[ Moans ] I'M USELESS, KERM." "NO, YOU'RE NOT." "LOOK." "THE TIRE TRACK ON YOUR CHEST..." "MATCHES THE TIRE TRACKS ON THIS ROAD." "SO?" " SO," "THAT MUST MEAN THEY WENT THAT WAY." "OH, YEAH." "THANKS." "HERE." "HERE." "HERE YOU GO." "HEY, KERM." "I'M A WALKIN' ROAD MAP." "[ Chuckles ] COME ON." "WHO'D HAVE THUNK IT, HUH?" "#### [ Humming ]" "[ Dog Barks ]" "[ D.J. ] TURN ON AND TUNE IN TO WART..." "WITH MUSIC THAT'LL DRIVE YOU WILD!" "[ Chuckling ] WHAT YOU DOIN'-- PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK?" "DON'T WORRY." "I WON'T TELL HIM WHERE YOU ARE." "OKAY, YOU TWO, THERE'S YOUR NEW HOME." "[ Doorbell Ringing ]" "HI, JOEY." "HI, MR. WILSON." "I'M GLAD YOU STOPPED BY." "WANTED TO GIVE RALPH HIS NEW SQUEAKY TOY." "OH, THANKS, MR. WILSON!" "HEY, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A DOG?" "ONE THING I LEARNED ABOUT DOGS, JOEY, IS YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE RIGHT ONE TO COME ALONG." " LIKE RALPH?" " EXACTLY LIKE RALPH." "WHAT DO YOUSE FREAKY FROGS WANT?" ""FREAKY FROGS"?" "WHERE?" "I DON'T SEE ANYBODY." "OH, NO!" "I'M BLIND!" "HELP!" "HELP!" "HELP!" "I CAN SEE!" "IT'S A MIRACLE." "EXCUSE ME." "HI." "HELLO." "I'M ROY." "I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO OUR LITTLE PET STORE HERE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." "HEY, STOP TOUCHING ME, OR I'LL SWAT YOU LIKE A SICK MOSQUITO." "OH, I GET IT." "PERSONAL SPACE ISSUE." "HEY!" "OKAY, WELL, WE'LL ALL REMEMBER THAT, RIGHT, GANG?" "HEY!" "CHILL, MAN." "OUR TANK IS YOUR TANK, OKAY?" "THANK YOU." "IS THERE A RESTROOM NEARBY?" "IT WAS A VERY LONG RIDE, AND WE TOADS HAVE SUCH SMALL BLADDERS." "SHUT UP, TOAD BRAIN!" "LISTEN UP, YOUSE GILLED GEEKS." "I WANT OUT OF HERE, AND I WANT OUT OF HERE NOW!" "COMPRENDE?" "SI, YO COMPRENDO." "TU QUIERES LIBERTA" " STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!" " YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS." "AM I RIGHT ABOUT THAT?" "I BET I AM, HUH?" "THAT'S IT!" "I'M GONNA SLUG YOU SO BAD, EVEN YOUR HURTS ARE GONNA GET HURT." "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN?" "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?" "N-NOTHING." " THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT." "NOW, WHERE WAS I?" "YOU WERE GONNA HURT MY HURTS, I BELIEVE IS WHAT IT WAS." "OH, YEAH." "I'M GONNA STOMP YOU, MURDERIZE YOU, PULVERATE YOU" "ON SECOND THOUGHT, I DID SAY SOMETHING." "I SAID YOU'RE MEAN." "WHAT?" "YOU'RE A MEAN, STINKY BULLY HEAD," "AND NOBODY LIKES MEAN, STINKY BULLY HEADS." "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?" "THIS." "[ Shrieking ]" "STAND STILL!" "WHY, I OUGHTA" "LOOK, THE FROGS ARE FIGHTING." "I HOPE THEY'RE FIGHTING." "I SHELLED OUT A LOT FOR THIS SKY BOX." " I TOLD YOU TO STAND STILL WHEN I GOES TO SMOOSH YOU." " [ Chanting ]" "I'LL PUT FIVE DOLLARS ON THE FAT ONE." "I'LL TAKE THAT ACTION." "[ Whimpering ]" "HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" "MY, MY, YOU TWO SHOULD BE ON THE NATURE CHANNEL." "## SOMEWHERE THERE'S A RIVER ##" "## LOOKIN' FOR A STREAM ##" "## SOMEWHERE THERE'S A DREAMER ##" "## LOOKIN' FOR A DREAM #### BOY, I NEVER WALKED THIS MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." "ME NEITHER." "WATCH YOUR STEP THERE." "I DON'T WANT TO REST OR ANYTHING." "NAH, ME NEITHER." "'CAUSE I AIN'T TIRED." "NO." "NAH, ME NEITHER." "HERE YOU GO, YOU TWO." "GIVE YOU A LITTLE PRIVACY." "HMM." "NICE." "A LITTLE TACKY, BUT WITH SOME FRESH-CUT FLOWERS," "PERHAPS A THROW PILLOW-- GET AWAY FROM ME, TOADSTOOL." "[ Gasps ] B-B-B-BLOTCH!" "I SAID, GET LOST!" "[ Yelling ]" "MAMA!" "[ Radio D.J. ] ...AT THE HOEDOWN, ONLY ON WART." "GETTING LATE." "NO FROGS." "TICKTOCK, TICKTOCK." "NO FROGS." "OKAY, SO WHY DON'T WE JUST CALL THE PET STORE?" "PET STORE?" "IN ALL MY YEARS OF SCIENCE, I'VE NEVER HAD TO PAY FOR IT." "I MEAN, A FROG, THAT IS." "SIR, IF IT'S ABOUT THE MONEY, I CAN CERTAINLY LOAN YOU A FEW DOLLARS." "STOP!" "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "IT'S MY MAD MONEY." "I HAVE NO PLANS TO GO MAD ANY TIME SOON." " JUST STOP THE CAR!" "OH." "I'M GONNA GET YOU NOW, FROGGIES." "CROAKER, WAKE UP!" "WHAT IS IT?" "YOU'RE AS GOOD AS GOT." "[ Barking ]" " [ Yelling ] - [ Snarling ]" "START THE CAR!" "ALL RIGHT, YOU." "I'M WARNING YOU." "I GOT A GREEN BELT IN HOP FU." "HE DOES TOO!" " [ Continues Barking ] - [ Karate Yell ]" "STUPID HOP." "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" "[ Stammering ]" "ALL RIGHT, YOU!" "Y-Y-Y-YOU BACK AWAY FROM MY FRIEND, OR I'LL" "IS THAT A STICK?" "I LOVE STICKS!" "I LOVE 'EM SO MUCH." " ARE WE GONNA PLAY FETCH?" "ARE WE?" "HUH?" "HUH?" " UH, WHAT?" "YOU KNOW, FETCH." "YOU THROW THE STICK, I CATCH THE STICK." "IT'LL BE GREAT!" "IT'S FUN." "COME ON." "PLEASE!" "THROW THE STICK." "COME ON, THROW IT." "UH, OKAY." "OH, YEAH!" "THERE, YOU SEE?" "THAT WAS FUN, RIGHT?" "THAT WAS ENJOYABLE." "THANK YOU SO MUCH." "MY NAME'S PILGRIM." "HI, PILGRIM." "MY NAME IS KERMIT." "I LOST MY HOP, I THINK." "AND THIS HERE IS CROAKER." "LISTEN, IT WAS REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU." " THANKS FOR EVERYTHING." "WE GOTTA GO." " NO, WAIT!" "CAN I BE YOUR DOG?" "WELL, UH, GEE, WE REALLY DON'T NEED A DOG." "COME ON, YOU CAN BE MY BRAND-NEW BELOVED OWNERS." " WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OLD OWNER?" " WE WERE IN THE CAR," "MY HEAD OUT THE WINDOW, WIND IN MY FUR." " NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M A STRAY." " AW." "GEE, THAT'S, UH, TOO BAD THERE." "WE'LL SEE YOU AROUND, SISTER." "YEAH." "BYE-BYE." "NO, NO, NO!" "WAIT!" "SEE, IF YOU'RE MY NEW OWNERS, WE CAN TAKE WALKS TOGETHER." "YOU CAN GROOM AND FEED ME, AND WHEN I GO NUMBER TWO, YOU CAN PICK IT UP WITH A SCOOPER." "UH, GEE, THAT REALLY SOUNDS NICE." "YEAH, YEAH, EXCEPT FOR THE LAST PART THERE." "YEAH." "BUT RIGHT NOW WE REALLY JUST GOTTA FIND OUR FRIENDS." "COME ON, CROAKER, LET'S GO." "WHAT?" "A FRIEND?" "SEE YOU." "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?" "DID I MENTION I'M PART BLOODHOUND?" "I CAN TRACK DOWN ANYONE." "LOOKIN' FOR A FROG, LOOKIN' FOR A FROG, LOOKIN' FOR A FROG." "LOOKIN' FOR A FROG, LOOKIN' FOR A FROG." "COME ON." "WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" "I FOUND A FROG." "HEY, SHE'S PRETTY GOOD THERE." "YEAH, AND YOUR NOSE IS COLD TOO." "SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?" "CAN I BE YOUR DOG, HUH?" "OH" "EXCUSE US, PILGRIM, FOR A MOMENT." "OH, YEAH." "KERM?" "LISTEN." "WE SURE COULD USE THE HELP, HMM?" "YOU KNOW, PILGRIM, FROGS DON'T USUALLY OWN DOGS, BUT IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME ALONG" "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT." "WELL, HERE WE GO." "SO, TELL ME, ABOUT THESE FRIENDS OF YOURS" "DO YOU HAVE ANY ITEMS OR CLOTHING THAT MIGHT HAVE THEIR SCENT ON IT?" "WELL, NO, THEY'RE AMPHIBIANS." "THEY DON'T WEAR ANY CLOTHES." "OOH, ALL RIGHT." "WHATEVER YOU'RE INTO." "SO, WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE 'EM?" "WELL, THEY WERE TAKEN AWAY BY A SHINY-WHEELED RED BEAST." "OH." "WHAT?" "YEAH." "SHINY-WHEELED RED BEAST?" "YEAH, AND IT HAD TWO EVIL EYES AND BIG EVIL TEETH," "AND IT LEFT THIS MARK ACROSS MY OTHERWISE UNSULLIED MIDSECTION." "OKAY." "HEY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, USE A TISSUE, PLEASE, HUH?" "OKAY, SEE, THAT WAS NO SHINY-WHEELED RED BEAST, NO." "THAT WAS A TRUCK, A RED PICKUP TRUCK WITH AN EIGHT-CYLINDER ENGINE," "A FIVE-SPEED TRANSMISSION, AM/FM RADIO, LEATHER SEATS AND A" " A" "[ Sniffs ] A CUP HOLDER." "CUP HOLDER." "A-ARE YOU SURE?" "I'M POSITIVE, AND I KNOW JUST WHERE TO LOOK FOR IT TOO." "COME ON." "HEY, THIS COULD WORK OUT." "[ D.J. ] WE'RE BACK WITH MORE FROM HARRY AND THE HITMAKERS." "[ Krassman ] OH, I'LL GET THOSE FROGS AND THEIR LITTLE DOG TOO." "ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T A LITTLE DOG." "IT WAS MORE MEDIUM-SIZED." "I THINK IT WAS A SCHNAUZER, MAYBE A SPANIEL." "MARY?" "YES, SIR?" "OOH, DOCTOR, SIR." "YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AN ASSISTANT SCIENTIST FOREVER, DO YOU?" "YOU WANT TO BE A REAL SCIENTIST, LIKE ME." "YES!" "EVER SINCE I SAW THE WIZARD OF OZAS A KID, I WANTED TO BE A SCIENTIST." " WHAT DOESTHE WIZARD OF OZ HAVE TO DO WITH SCIENCE?" " NOTHING." " GOOD." "WELL, THEN JUST LISTEN TO ME, MY LITTLE DOROTHY." " MARY." "I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL YOU SHOULD DO RIGHT NOW..." "TO BECOME A REAL SCIENTIST." "OOH!" "PEARL OF WISDOM." "LET ME GET MY NOTEBOOK." "OKAY, I'M READY." "GO AHEAD." "DRIVE THE CAR." "OH, THAT IS GOOD." ""DRIVE--"" "JUST DRIVE THE CAR!" "SORRY." "DRIVING, SIR." "DRIVING." "SNAKES IS ICKY." " [ Russian Accent ] NO." "ICKY?" "NO, VICKI NOT ICKY." "I SHOW YOU ICKY." "[ Groaning ] [ Hyperventilating ]" "LET HIM GO!" "HELP!" "HELP!" "I AM CHOKING LIFE OUT OF HIM." "WHY SHOULD I BE LETTING GO, HUH?" "S-S-SO YOU CAN CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF ME, IF YOU'RE SNAKE ENOUGH." "OHH, VICKI LOVES A CHALLENGE." "HMM." "[ Gasping ]" "CHOKE A LITTLE QUIETER OVER THERE." "I THOUGHT YOU LOST YOUR HEARING." "OF COURSE, I'D LOVE SOME HERRING," "BUT WHO COULD EAT WITH ALL THAT NOISE?" "[ Scoffs ]" " WHAT ARE YOUSE DOING?" " I CAN DO THIS, I HOPE." "COME ON, GLANDS, DO YOUR STUFF!" "[ Grunting ]" "OH!" "OH!" "OH, THAT ITCHES." "WELL?" "THIS GAME'S OVER." "GREAT." "LET'S EAT." "OH!" "OH!" "IS ITCHING." "IT ITCHES SO!" "IT'S HIDEOUS ITCHING!" "OH, I MUST SCRATCH!" "I MUST SCRATCH!" "OH, WHY WAS I CURSED WITH NO HANDS?" "OH, SCRATCHING!" "WHY DID YOUSE DO THAT?" "I WAS HELPING A FRIEND." "[ Panting ] THANKS." "SO, PILGRIM, I THOUGHT YOU SAID GOING THIS WAY WAS GONNA BE DANGEROUS." "YEAH, YOU CALL THIS DANGEROUS?" "I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT DANGEROUS." "REMEMBER THIS, KERM?" "ONE TIME I PUT A WASPS' NEST ON MY HEAD AND..." "STARTED DANCING THE HOKEY-POKEY JUST TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN." "HOKEY-POKEY." "[ Chuckles ] NOW,THAT'SDANGEROUS." "YEAH." "ALL RIGHT, SIMMER DOWN THERE, HAPPY FEET." "WE'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "WHA-- [ Sniffing ]" " [ Squealing ] - [ Yelling ]" " OH, NO!" "HELP!" " [ Laughing ]" "[ Chuckling ] WH-WHAT WAS THAT?" " UH, THAT'S CALLED A PIG." "A PIG, HUH?" "I HOPE I NEVER SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE MY ENTIRE LIFE." "[ Croaker Chuckling ]" "[ Grunting ] COME ON, BLOTCH!" "YOU CAN DO IT!" "WHY AIN'T YOUSE PUSHING?" "WELL, 'CAUSE YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH OF TEN BULLFROGS," "WHILE I HAVE THE STRENGTH OF ONE SMALL PARAMECIUM WITH A GROIN PULL." "OH." "[ Grunting ]" "OOH, STRONG!" "[ Panting ] COME ON!" "AND JUST WHERE ARE YOU TWO GENTLEMEN OFF TO?" "WE'RE BUSTIN' OUT, BLOWIN' THIS JOINT, FLYIN' THE COOP, TAKIN' A POWDER." "I THOUGHT WE WERE LEAVING." "THAT TOO." "NOW, THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE." "WHY WOULD YOU WANNA GO AND DO SOMETHING SO SILLY?" "'CAUSE WE'RE GOING HOME, BACK TO THE SWAMP." "COME ON." "WAIT!" "BUT" " WAIT A SECOND." "BUT YOU BOYS IS PETS NOW." "WHY, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT." "OF COURSE I HAVE TO WORRY." "I COULD GET HIT BY A FALLING TREE." "I COULD GET SNATCHED UP BY A VICIOUS HAWK." "I COULD EAT AN OVERRIPE PALMETTO BUG." "WHEN YOU'RE A TOAD, DANGER LURKS AROUND EVERY CORNER." "[ Caws ]" "[ Shrieks ] AU CONTRAIRE, NOT IF YOU ARE A PET TOAD." "YOU SEE,MON AMI, WHEN YOU'RE A PET HUMANS TAKE CARE OF YOU." "THEY FEED YOU." "THEY PLAY WITH YOU." "WHY, THEY EVEN CLEAN UP YOUR POO-POO." ""POO-POO"?" "OUI, OUI,POO-POO." "WHY, YOU HAVE NOT LIVED LIFE UNTIL YOU HAVE LIVED LIFE AS A PET." "## WHAT GOOD IS SITTING ##" "## ALONE LIKE THIS ##" "## YOU CAN LIVE A LIFE ##" "## IN PERPETUAL BLISS ## [ Yells ]" "## NO MORE HUNGER ##" "## NO MORE PAIN ##" "## ONLY 1 IN 47 CHANCE OF BEIN' FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN ##" "## NO MORE WORRIES ##" "## NO MORE STRIFE ##" "## LEAP INTO A WHOLE NEW LEASH ON LIFE ##" "## NO CHILLY NIGHTS ## BRR!" "## NO MORE FRETS ##" "## YOU CAN FERRET FOR YOURSELF WITH NO REGRETS ##" "## YOU'LL BE A STAR ON YOUR OWN STAGE ##" "## EVEN THOUGH IT IS A CAGE ##" "## IT'S GREAT TO LIVE AND LAUGH AND LOVE LIFE AS A PET ##" "## LIFE AS A PET ## ## LIFE AS A PET ##" "## LIFE AS A PET ## ## LIFE AS A PET ##" "## WELL, NOW, YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR FREEDOM BUT LOOK WHAT YOU WILL GET ##" "## FANCY COLLARS, FANCY HOUSE ##" "## AND EVERY DAY FAT LITTLE MOUSE ##" "## IT'S GREAT TO LIVE AND LAUGH AND LOVE LIFE AS A PET ##"