"wake up." "It's 12:30." "Papaji has gone to sleep." "We have time now." "Huh?" "Ugh." "You woke up Bobby." "He bit me!" "He was supposed to stop doing that." "Come here Bobby baby." "Go back to Mommy." "Papa." "Is everything okay?" "Hasmukh fell off the bed and Bobby got scared." "My poor little Bobby." "This house is causing him a lot of psychological damage." "Only you can get hurt while sleeping." "Accidents can happen to a man at any time." "You booked the cap for Papaji?" "Mm-hm." "Hyder is coming in the morning with his cab service. 9am sharp." "9am?" "With his flight leaving at 5pm?" "anything can happen. put one in every bag." "Just in case Papaji loses one and something happens." "I bought your mother a present. you know." "Since when did you get so thoughtful?" "I'm always thoughtful." "you're happy he's leaving." "how am I happy?" "it's glowing." "I just put powder." "You haven't said a word to him in six months or taken him to dinner." "We just went to the Akbar Buffet." "and you didn't say a word." "to me." "Your papa hates me." "No my papa doesn't hate you." "Who do you think looks after Bobby when you're at work." "you know." "He found all your dirty laundry." "What kind of a man washes another man's underwear?" "did you see my Khaman?" "I gave it to Bobby." "is this what I'm supposed to take to India?" "These are expired." "that's the manufacturing date." "That's nonsense." "see." "You are not going to teach me manufacturing." "Okay?" "My Dadu brought manufacturing to Ludhiana." "Instead of always trying to teach me why don't you do what I ask?" "Look." "I put hand tags on each and every bag." "who's going to see that?" "Papaji." "It's all computerized." "I lost two bags last year." "You want me to lose more bags?" "Remember Papaji?" "Last year the lady said you took the bags to the wrong terminal." "okay?" "Don't teach me international domestic." "Keep down Papa." "Hasmukh." "I don't need the computer man to teach me international domestic." " All right." " He thinks I am a fool?" "No." "No." "I don't think that you're a foo..." "Ugh." " Papa?" "Papa are you okay?" " Papaji?" "are you okay?" "How can I relax?" "I am going to lose more bags." "please breathe." "go to... go to office!" "I'm checking his pulse!" "breathe." "you could have tried and been a little nicer." " I was being nice." " Now why is it that every time you're around him his heart monitor beeps?" "He can sense how much you hate him." "That thing just needs new batteries." "Bobby shows him more love and affection than you do." "Why can't you be more like Bobby?" " Bobby is a dog!" " Don't call him that." " Your Papaji hates me." " No he doesn't hate you." "Just show him some love." "Show him some affection." "Give him something." "Tell him to clean his closet too!" "That must be Hyder." "So early." "Here you go Papaji." "Your visa is in tip-top shape right now." "well I did it for you." "Thirty minutes." "I even put a nice plastic cover on it for you." "Free of charge of course." "Very well." "It look us two months last time. this is Lemont." "One week into training but he's doing great." "lady." "You have a cab service now?" "I thought you were just in to visas." "yes and no." "Yes and no. sort of using my own personal car for the time being." "you know?" "Everything from passport to airport." "Yeah... let's do it." "there's a lot of time." "His flight's not on until 5pm." "Hasmukh just called you early because he thought we would be late." "Late?" "all of them." "he once got us from here to JFK in 25 minutes." " 30 minutes." " 25 or 30 minutes." "So... what are we going to do until then?" "Do you guys maybe have some breakfast for Lemont?" "that won't be necessary." "I had one of those Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese sandwiches." "I'll just take this bag and I'll be in the car." "so nice of you to grace us with your presence this morning." "good to see you." "here's an invoice for today's services." "You'll notice I gave you a 10% friends and family discount." "good." "I hope everything is okay with your bags." "that's okay Papa." "That's okay." "I wanted to tell you..." "It's been such an immense pleasure having you with us these last 9 months." "We're going to miss you." "Bobby is going to miss you." "But I know that you have to go." "Someone has to take care of all your servants and I know that you have... so much to do back home." "son!" "stop." "Enough." "Go to office." "Hasmukh." "I love you Papaji." "Roli." "Gautam." "Where's Mookie?" "It's only 9:35." "9:35?" "We open at 9:00am." "have you seen Mookie?" "Well how am I supposed to find him?" "Call him." "is that you?" "what's good bro?" "Mr. Parikh." "where are you?" "it's 9:36am." "Why are you not in the office? weren't you supposed to be dropping off Dadaji at the airport this morning?" "Don't call me Jijaji in the office." "eh?" "I have a really bad sinus infection." "Mucus everywhere." "I was just about to call you." "I didn't get a call." "but you just called me." "You're supposed to call me." "what difference does it make?" "We arrive at the same conclusion." "don't I get vacation days or something?" "Mookie." "It's in the company manual." "well then how about a sick day?" "You can't deny a sick day." "That's probably in the company manual." "and not from Dr. Gupta." "all eight bags are loaded and ready to go." "Please sign here." "What's this?" "basically it's a security precaution." "Prevents lawsuits against us." "Nice touch." "I wish your best friend was as organized as you." "don't forget to pack Hasmukh's gift." " What gift?" " I put it on the table." "what is it?" "It's something Hasmukh bought Mummy." "Oh nice." "are you okay?" "Papa?" "you'll be all right." "do something." "Lift him up." "Papi." " I'm not sure from where." "breathe." "we'll have you at the doctor's office in ten minutes." "Fifteen minutes." "Fifteen minutes." "you're doing better." "Tell them about the water." "complimentary spring water back there for your comfort." "Gautam." "I like it when employees dress up nicely for work." "I'm going to make a special note in my planner just about that." "thank you sir." "have you had lunch?" "I usually work during lunch." "today is a special day." "Today you and I are going to have lunch together at my desk." "Dimple packs more than enough lunch for the both of us." "I don't eat a lot." " Arre nonsense." "mm." "Eh?" "Yeah?" "yeah." "Mm." "sir." "Very good." "Do you have any water?" "water later." "My mother always used to tell me that." "mm." "how's things?" "wife is good." "My in-laws are coming to visit soon." "but my plan is to expand the business." "sir." "I want us to be the only company qualified to service Citrus 3.0 when it releases." "you know?" "why haven't they done any upgrades yet?" "it will come." "it will revolutionize the industry." "We need to be ready." "deep breath." "okay." "champ." "he's had some kind of attack." "no." "Somewhere between a panic attack and a heart attack." "Panic-leaning." "not while he's here." "now how did this happen?" "This is a family issue that still needs to be resolved." "so I gave him an aspirin." "you might have prevented a heart-attack maybe. - we're in the travel business actually." " Really?" "here's our card." "do you do limo service?" "Do we do limousine service?" "We do everything from passport to airport. so... excuse me?" "What about him?" "Could someone look for my luggage?" "I think I saw one bag drop from the car." "I'm going to go double check." "There's no booze in it..." "I wanted to ask you something." "You know my wife was laid off." "And we're trying for a baby." "eh?" "Nice. and we're also looking to buy a house." "wait five years." "you don't want to live with your in-laws." "the food prices?" "Do you know milk is now $4 a gallon?" "It's very difficult to survive with my current salary." "Where do you shop?" "I never pay more than $3.50 for milk." "Look." "Shoprite brand milk." "take it." "sir." "Gautam..." "You know who's going to be my project leader when Citrus 3.0 releases?" "Gautam... this company is growing." "And you have a very bright future here." "My future needs money now." "Why you worry so much?" "I'm going to write a note in my personal planner about your situation." " Sir?" " Mm?" "There's no ink in your pen." "I write it in here." "Is he going to make it to the airport on time?" "His flight's at 5pm." "that's our guarantee." "no one is going to the airport. there are other relevant medical tests that need to be done." "Papa. let alone medicine." "I don't know if our house is much safer." "You know what?" "one of his bags did fall off." "I think it was the one with the passport in it." "that solves that mystery." "Can I see that luggage receipt for a second?" "I need to double check something." "okay?" "just finished my weekly reports." "Roli... right?" "Yeah?" "I need some advice." "Today is the first time in nine months that Dimple and I are going to be home..." " alone." " Oh my god." " That's so cute." " Yeah." "She's been wanting me to take her out for months now and" "I really want to surprise her." "I got you." "I know all the hotspots in the city." " It's her." " Ask her what she's in the mood to eat." "what are you in the mood to... you want me to come home right now?" "darling." "Looks like you don't have to do anything after all." "Hey Dimple." "Papaji?" "What happened here?" "Hasmukh." " Hyder?" "Papa would have died." "Jesus." "Allah." "Can somebody please tell me what happened?" "relax." "Papa." " Is he all right?" "Papaji did not appreciate the gift you purchased for your mother-in-law." "Why?" "I chose it myself Papaji." "Mummy always likes to wear clothes like that." "I'm really certain that she'll like it." "Mm-mm." "in my culture this is a very inappropriate gift to get a mother-in-law." "That's wrong in any culture." "what is wrong with... this is..." "I can explain." "Please do." "This... is what I got for Mummy." "Okay?" "This is an honest mistake." "I apologize." "yeah?" "Hasmukh?" " What?" "You think Mummy's that fat?" "No... no." "it's the pattern." "An optical illusion." "man." "And somebody still has to explain this." "huh?" "big boy." " It's for my wife." "You want my daughter to wear that?" "are you okay?" "Call 911!"