"Previously on the L word :" "It's a fucking shrine Alice," "A boardering on psycotic, serial killer, obsesive type shrine." "Just don't want some dude looking at my woodie." "Keane up your woodie..." "Well then, why don't you just go to a lady doctor?" "Well if you know Billie Blaikie, he doesn't do anything small." "Dude, he is like the best party promotor in town." "This is Billie Blaikie, my new manager." "Oh!" "you won't regret it my darling." "Tina and I were thinking about hiring a nanny for Angelica." "I'll be honored." "Do you want just to be my fuck body on the road?" "What do you want?" "You just get back in the truk and I'll show you how a real man can fuck." "Let her go bitch." "Well here is your fagot back." "Fuck you!" "Chase invited us to come by and, I don't know..." " Hey" " Hey, hold on." "Hi." "What's up?" "Chase." "Carmen, nice to meet you." "Hi." "Hi." "This place is something." "Hello, what's up?" "This is it." "Waouh." "Guys, this is Shane, Carmen." "Dude this is so cool!" "That's for the graveyard." "This place is awsome." "Check it out this is what we are doing." "These are all our boards, designs, sweety like custum stuff, you know..." "Excellent these're my stencille masters..." "Do you have that special..." "Thanks." "Hey could you set that up?" "Shane, I could totaly get in this vest." "Oh yeah" "Try it." "I like your vest" "Thanks" "I love this place, hey dude I'm lovin' it but em..." "What is it that you want me to do?" "Hey, one stylish hair for you over here all right," "Just one chair because" "I want people linning up to get on your schedule." "And then I think at my boyfriend to build you a really fat corner over here." "Eventually, we're gonna do like a line of hair products or something, you know?" "Check it out" "Shane for WAX." "So this is a reunion of sorts," "A former lover perhaps." "Or a childhood friend." "umm..." "I'd say it's a former romantic interest" "Would we be getting back together me and this ex lover." "It looks like you going to start a whole new kind of relationship," "It very interesting." "Was there anything in particular that you wanted to ask the cards about?" "No..." "Work, romance, family?" "Well..." "I..." "I wouldn't mind a little bit of advice about this new business venture of ours" "These film people they're so bizarre you know, one minute they..." "One minute they're brown-nosing me," "The next they're talking to me like I'm a complete fucking idiot." "Why don't you go ahead and pick 3 more cards?" "Well, there is no mystery to runing this business, if you follow your instincts and surround yourself with people that you know and trust..." "People I know?" "There's somebody from your past who could be a real asset to you in this venture." "Oh look at that!" "It's the same person." "Hello, Julia hi." "No no I just try to put her down for a nap, what's up?" "You are fucking kidding me?" "The NEA grant?" "But I don't..." "What..." "What does that mean?" "Because of the political content?" "What are they..." "No don't... go ahead, go go just take it, but call me back and tell me what they recommend because you know what?" "I think we should sue them." "No I'm not kidding, yeah I'll talk to you later." "The NEA just pulled their funding because the art of decent is critical of the Bush administration." "Hey..." "That gotta be unconstitutional" "Yeah well Julius is talking to our lawyer about it right now..." "They try to get it into some kind of subcomitty hearing to testify before congress." "You know, this is the new maccarthysm, that what it is." "Are you loosing your stipend?" "I don't know probably." "I mean, because it was allocated on the NEA grant." "This adimistration is fucking criminal, that's what it is..." "Before you know it, the first amendment...." "We have to let go Angus." "We have to let Angus go..." "I can't believe you just said that." "We can't afford him, we couldn't afford him before you lost your funding." "You're gonna have to get real about our finances or we gonna be completely wiped out" "Thanks, no thank you for laying your petty, bourgeois anxiety on top of my already profound anger and disappointment over losing something that means so much to me!" " Give her to me." " Thank you." "Just give her to me, look I'll feed her." "Yeah this is Bette Potter for Greaten Nash." "Greaten, how are you?" "No I just was..." "I was looking at the auction calendar, and I see that you have important photographs and prints coming up next week." "Yeah, I was just thinking maybe one of my *** maybe one of the *** would..." "Yes that right I'm..." "I'm thinking about auctionning something from my personal collection..." "No..." "No..." "I..." "I don't wanna sell my Kiki Smiths" "They were the first prints that I have..." "How much?" "I don't no, maybe like..." "Maybe..." "Maybe spin it..." "Try spinning it..." "I don't know..." "Mmm..." "Oh my god..." "That is yummy..." "Right they could even be bored of changes..." "Bored of the changes!" "Yeah..." "What is this?" "Jambon a la "preccito"" "No it's "spack", it's a salted and cold curry from the north of LA." "Um..." "All right stop spinning that..." "Uum..." "That is delicious...." " What the fuck..." " La vissi ma cara mia" "Listen..." "Have you ever thought about doing any vegan selections?" "You know, making something fabulous with the Settan or Tempé" "Billie what's going on here?" "I was going over the new menu of Lara." "'Cause you know, a lot of our community are vegetarians." "A lot of vegan, and God forbid, we should forget those lactose-intolerant lesbians." "Billie, we did not discuss changing menu." "Oh come on Kit, you don't want to go to every single details with me." "I don't?" "No, you want me to come in here, take charge and free things up for you." "Hey darling how are you doing?" "Then you could often write your songs, and perform your music, and make your record." "I do?" "Yes, you do, you know you just have to trust us coz Billie Blaikie knows what he is doing..." "Fucking freezing in here." "Ahh... don't!" "don't you..." "Stop that!" "don't ya..." "It's boiling here, I'm so hot..." "Check out these things." " Anybody in here is hot?" " No" "Anybody cold?" "Yeah" "Democracy at work." "Other things I was thinking about, Kit darling, was that" "It'd be really nice and respectable if we could let who cut one of those... uh... virtual lands, and have a couple of free terminal" " Virtual what?" " Because you know our people, they kinda use to have a wireless with their coffee, you know what I'm saying?" " Whose truck is that?" " I don't know." "Who is that?" " Jenny's girlfriend" " Girlfriend?" "Ahh you fucking lunatic" "Oh my god" " Oh my god - look at you!" " Oh my god" " Hi" " Oh my god you guys look amazing" " Look at you" "Waouh my god, this is Moira" " You must be Shane right" " I am." " And that's Carmen" " Hi how are you doing?" " Look at your hair..." " you look fantastic" " Did you just get here?" " yeah we did" "Yeah, we just rocked up." "Barely had time to take a piss." "We've driving for like 15 hours." "Oh my god." "Yeah..." "We're puppy-sitting for a friend of Carmen's" " Oh there come say hi" " Who is this?" "This is Otto" " Hi, hi Otto," " You want to see, who this is for?" " Hi Otto!" " Oh mummy, what do you think?" " You don't mind right" " No I just have a bit of allergies but..." " Oh shit" " Oh no,no,no you know what, you're gonna be fine he is puppy bold, and he is..." "He is a bit hairless too." "So your allergies should be just fine." "You know...um... actually, people are usually allergic to the saliva more that the hair" "Normally" " Oh...em..." " That's cool" " He is peeing...he is peeing" " Oh shit" " God...did he pee again?" " Why did you pee?" " Why...do you pee on people?" " Why" "You know what, how about we help you with your bags?" "Oh you girls just relax, let us butches unloading the truck" " Come on Shane" " What?" " Big butche" " Aou.." "What?" "Go unload the truck" "Hello to the car so glad to see you hello to the tree so glad to see you too" "Hello mister table so glad to see you" "Hello mister potery..." " hey... what's go..." " ... so glad to see you" "What are you doing with that child?" "I'm taking her for a walk" "Who said you could" "Her mother, who are you?" "Her aunt, Kit Potter..." "Oh I'm Angus, Partridge." "I'm her Manny" "Oh... excuse me did you say her nanny?" "Yep" "Ohhhh I see, so my sister hires a dude to take care of her baby." "Such a problem solver that girl" "She is a very smart lady" "Yes she is, waht a... a..." "Angus the nanny, I'm gonna call you Mangus" "Oh... ok" "So what don't you come in and have something, come in and have a drink." "So that's my office." "What do you think?" "I think you really know how to deal with that." "I'll show you one of the sands babies." "So... has Bette found a new job yet?" "Well, she's gonna *** look at her..." "Hey sister sit over here, I'm with Mangus" "Hey" "Hi, I see you meet my sister" "Yeah I think she put five pounds on me" "Oh he can afford it with that skinny booty of his!" "Have you ever seen one so small and tight?" "I'm really not in the habit of checking out the nanny's ass" "Well... what did you get at the library?" "Um..." "I got 'Going to Pieces Without Falling Apart' by Mark Epstein." "Why are you going to pieces?" "Well...first of all the NEA pulled the grant from my schoulders this morning... because we live in the most repressive climat in the last fifty years" "Oh... that's so fucked up..." "Yeah... and then secondly" "Tina is so freeked out about money that..." "I..." "I'm begining to think that maybe" "I should consider taking that city bank job" "Which just makes me wanna kill myself." "Hmmm..." "Don't even think about taking a job that doesn't make your heart sing." "Tell her like it is Mangus." "Being Angelica's nanny." "Makes my heart sing totally." "Yeah..." "Oh..." "Pema Chodron, read this one first" "'Comfortable With Uncertainty'..." "Kit thanks, for the calories" "Bye" "Kit" "Oh... oh..." "God..." "He is one cute nanny" "You're so bad." "I've decided I'm going to have much more of a presence here." "I don't know anything about the film industry but I know we could do better, than we have made." "Charlene has only ever been interested in low budget B slasher movies." "Not now that Peabody ownes it." "I mean, just look at our publishing house, we have:" "Stiron, Tudion, Joyce Carlo, Snapickle..." "You should be minning all these titles for developement" "Exactly." "So..." "Are you interessted?" "Am I interested in what Helena?" "Coming to work for me" "Well..." "With me" "You have much more experience in this record than I do..." "So you'd pretty much have free wings to do whatever you think best." "Within reason." "Hey sweety, I just went lock Otto up in my studio... but you don't think he's gonna eat anything in there, do you?" "Hope not" " Hey" " Hi" "Excuse me there buddy" "Oh, oh" "I just gonna move some of these bags into our bedroom" "Our bedroom?" "Em..." "Do you want, do you want some help?" " No, I got it thanks" " Our fucking bedroom..." " Our bedroom..." " Shttt..." "She said our bedroom" "Don't look at me." "Well, don't you wanna find out?" "No this is Jenny's house" "I know this is Jenny's house... and... and that's great" "But don't you think we should have had some notice before we gonna get some extra roommates all of a sudden" "Oh honey I'm sure that we gonna find out what their plans are tonight at dinner." "Oh my god is she coming to dinner with us?" "Of course she's coming to dinner with us." "You're right, you're right of course she's coming to dinner." "Come on" " I know she is nice - don't... don't be like that" " Ok ok you're right she is nice..." " Hey you guys" "We brought you a present from Colorado" "Cows balls?" "From her new album on Martha records, that was Amy Cook singing 'Million Holes In Heaven'." "And I am Alice Pieszecki, and you're listening to the chart on KCRW welcome back..." "Today on the chart we're looking at... how do you end a vicious psycho." "OOh, and for those of you out there in radioland who are sick of hearing me rant about my ex, Dana, you'll be happy to know this is not about her." "This continuum of connectedness is about the cause and effect... of one psychotropic drug after another to the point where you're medicating your medication." "Why don't we start with... the very first anti-depressive I tried." "It made me just a little intense." "So, then I said to my doctor... can you just give me something strong, really strong, that will just make me happy, is that too much to ask?" "So he gave me Lithium." "So that one really just made me haculinate that I was happy." "Did you change your hair?" "Then, the... a... the withdrawal from those two drugs gave her A.D.D." "So, I got the A.D.D. drug." "You know the one." "I snort mine..." "Do you snort yours?" "Gurber Munster wrote me prescription for the new SSRI which he highly recommends, but said under rare cases may cause me to commit suicide." "So I was a little scared to take those..." "Which meant I wasn't on anything..." "Which meant I actually felt like having sex again." "Which..." "Really made me want to kill myself." "How long ago did you first notice it?" "Umm... just few weeks ago." "Ok" "Actually I probably noticed it before that but I kinda ran away..." "So" "I do have a rash... if you could look... take a look at it." " Ah I bet that's from your sport's bra - yeah..." "Then I could give you a little hydric-cortizone cream to help sews it." "But is there any history of breasts cancer in your family?" "Not that I know of." "You really should find out Dana, are your parents still alive?" "Yes, still alive, still together." "Great so ask your mum for a history of your family." "Ok?" "'cause it's just... you know good thinghs to know." "So, have there been any changes in the color or texture of your breasts?" "No" "And any discharge from the nipple?" "Um no" "Ok up you get" "Usually these little cysts are benin, a lot of women just have lumpy breasts." "I do, I have fibrous breasts." "It's pretty gross." "It's perfectly normal... and I'm just checking your lymph nodes here." "Especially in women your age," "It's not like there is anythingh to be too concerned about." " Let's check the other side for you." " Ok" "The lymph nodes are a little swollen but that could be from anything, the cold, even brushing your teeth too hard." "I'm a super hard theeth brusher." "Well you're too young Dana to start getting mammograms on a regular bases." "But I'd like to do one, just to make sure everything is allright." "So, I am going to send you down to radiation." "And you just take that with you." "Fuck..." "Fuck." "Oh, hi Ruth, how are ya?" "27, Alice." "27... 27, what do you mean?" "That the number of times, that you mentioned Dana... in this broadcast, which is down from 43 in the previous show." "See, what I tell you, I'm practically over her." "I could fired you right now." "You could?" "But I am not going to." "I am gonna give you one more chance." "But, I need to know in advance what your topics are gonna be." "And I'd like to see your script." "Yes, I'd like to see your script I need to see your script, and which the letters D.A followed by N.A are nowhere in evidence." "How about that?" "Ok" "Ok" "You look good..." "In that orange." "Ok come closer." "come on, take your breast, come on." "Like this?" "Place it on the lower plate." " That's good." " Like this." "Allright" "And then I'm gonna lower the upper plate" "Ok" "Now maybe... a little unconfortable... but it'll only last for a few seconds." "It's allright, I'm a hard-ass... a hard boob." " Hold your breast" " Ok" "This is KCRW Santa Monica at 89.9, music and MPR news, morning, noon and night." "Don't forget to listen to chart with Alice Pieszecki thursday afternoon at 3 o'clock." "DAAANNNNNNAAAA." "Excuse me." "Excuse me sorry, would you mind turning it off?" "Thanks" "God... that show is so funny." "Alice Pieszecki, the host is completely falling appart because her girlfriend left her." "The girlfriend just seems like this complete nitwit... and you don't know why Alice is so obsessed with her in a first place." "Do you have any idea why this is taking so long?" "Dana Farebanks." "The doctor Wilson is waiting for you in her office." "You can go back upstairs." "Ok thanks." "Byred it sounds like a personnal add from my ex girlfriend." "Right, well a byred 4 is a diagnostic assessment." "no this suspicious mass Dana could be absolutly nothing." "It could be what we call a fibro adenoma." "farbbb.... blaaaa head muma, what?" "I got soya bean pods in my boobs?" "It's a benin solid lump." "But with the byred 4 we're going to do a biospy ." "Now I can get you in for that tomorrow with doctor Shapeero." "I'm suppose to go out to dinner tonight." "You go out ahead, I mean..." "Just do exactly as you were planning to do because this is not a diagnosis... and with biopsys in pre-menoposal women, they're mostly benin." "So it's..." "It's probably nothing... right" "But... we gonna find out for sure." "But try not to think about it tonight allright?" "Yeah sure I can do that..." "Yeah." "Is she asleep?" "Uh?" "..." "Um... in her bed." "How was your lunch with Helena?" "It's fine." "Are you hidding a book in that magazine?" "It's.... um..." "Mark Epstein talked about it in his lecture last week..." "It's" "She a buddhist philosopher, Pema Chodron." "How cute... she looks like a wookie." "Actually there are a lot in there that... reminded me of you..." "There is this one passage:" "'We work on ourselves in order to help others but we also help others in order to work on ourselves.'" "I don't know about that..." "I mean, the people I work with, they're truly selfless." "Oh no no." "I don't think she meant it the way that you're taking it." "That's... um..." "Oh actually, there is another passage that... that reminded me of me..." "I..." "'Feeling irritated, restless, affraid, and hopeless, is a reminder to listen more carefully.'" "I'm gonna go feed her, if we're gonna go to this Jenny dinner." "Um..." "Would you call Angus..." "And..." "Make sure he's on his way?" "Helena Peabody offered me a job." "So are you considering it?" "I don't know yet..." "Somebody in this family's gotta make a living." "I have made a living for the last 15 years," "I don't think my ability to make a living is really in question." "I'm not questionning your ability," "I'm questionning your desire." "I thought you hated the movie business?" "There is a lot I hate about the movie business..." "I definitely haven't said yes... but she made it very attractive." "So then there's... no reasons that I... should feel... threatenend or..." "No... there's nothing between us anymore, nothing at all." "Well... did you talk about money?" "I don't know yet." "I don't..." "I..." "I don't know..." "I" "I still don't know if I'm okay with it..." "I..." "I'm not sure it's up to you." "You know what you guys," "I totally think it's a either or..." "I think Jenny can have me in this party, or she can have Dana and Lara." "Jenny's girlfriend is a huge tennis fan... she thinks Dana is fantastic." "What do you fucking do?" "you know..." "I..." "I don't understand why I am always the one who has to behave." "Shane..." " Yeah" " Come here" "Oh my god!" "Have you seen this?" "That's nothing, you should have seen it before." "Hey..." "Al' can you hurry up we're late." "Okay..." "I'm excited we're going to Tile." "It was written up last week in L.A magazine." "Supposadedly the chef," "Armione Pullman, reinvented the food preparation" "Yeah..." "I'm..." "I'm throwing it away..." "I'm done with it." "I just haven't got around to it, okay?" "Yeah..." "Yeah totally, it's fine." "Hey do you think my lipstick is like... too mored?" "You know what I'll just blot it a little bit." " Allright." "You have some?" " Yeah..." " That's ok." "Ok let's go." "So what's Jenny's girlfriend like?" "Waouh..." "Um..." "Jenny's girlfriend..." "I..." "I think she is sweet." "Yeah..." "Yeah sure." "Shane lock the door." "Oh I know..." " Hey guys" " Hey" " Hiya" " Hi" "How are you doing?" "Have you been waiting long?" "No" "Hi Alice." "Hey." "Is Jenny with you guys?" "No, no but she'll be here soon." "How is she?" "She seems really good." "Yes she's got a new girlfriend" " Really?" " Yeah." "Imported from Spokaine" "Scocky" "Whatever..." "They are both in the mid-west, right?" "But she is okay... she is..." "Happy, she is not..." "She is healthy right?" "She is not doing the..." "Yeah, Yeah, no, no, no..." "Uh..." "She's been out of the hospital after 5 months." "She has been doing really well." "Oh good..." "I had a cousin who was a cutter..." "Urge is just so powerfull." "Hi." " Hey" " Hi" " How are ya?" " Oh look at you!" " Hi, I'm sorry" " Hi." "It's ok, How are ya..." "You look great" "Oh I'm sorry this is Moira." " Hey" " Hey!" "Hey" " Hi everybody" " Hi." "Hey" "Nice to meet you." "Bette." "Moira nice to meet you." "Hey." "Um... you know Dana, Moira is a huge fan of yours." " Oh really?" " Yeah..." "I'm a really huge fan, actually." "That's nice..." "Thank you." "It's really nice." "I'll just have a salad and a side of fries." "It's a nice green salad as a roquette frisée and shaved juicy artichokes with a pine corned fuse juice." "How much is that?" "14 dollards Madam." "Ok." "I'm... actually I still read screenplays for these couple screen writers friends that I know." "that..." "I would love that." "Have you decided madam?" "Euh..." "I would like what ever the chef recommends, what is good tonight?" "Armione is recommending the lobster tonight." "It comes with sauteed baby chickory, lemon froth and shaved dry tuna roe." "Sold." "Sounds really good, I love lobster." "Oh baby you should go for it..." "Armione does amazing things with see food you guys." "Well..." "According to L.A. magazine restaurant reviews but... who reads that?" "Ok I'll have the Cioppino" "Great." "Thank you" "Althought, I'm sure it doesn't compare to the one that Lara made last week, it was amazing." "It's good, it was damn good." "Oh yeah I was gonna ask you guys um... when you had Martina and Theresa over um... what do they think about sculpture in your house?" "you know that one with the two athlete bodies, that like kinda ugly... where they like..." "How do you... what?" "It freaks me out, who does she know that we had Martina over for dinner?" "Allright, just let go baby please." "Are you ready to order?" "Oh yes... um..." "I... the Green Pea Ravioli please." "Thank you" " Did you order?" "..." "I'm sorry." " Oh yeah." "Jenny tell me about your book, your editor have you heard back from them lately?" "No, I think she has a very busy schedule." "Oh..." "Moira, do you read Jenny's stuff?" "um... well, I'm a computer technician..." "***" "So, who is the editor, that you sent it...?" "This lady named Jayne Martin." "Oh my god, Jayne Martin!" " You know her?" " Yes, she's famous." "Is she that New York Lady, right?" "you used tell me about... the big editor that you always wanted to talk about?" "Did you send it to her directly or did you... do you know her..." "I mean from school...?" "I..." "I met her because her daughter was my roommate in the hospital." "So Jayne would come out and visit her." "Was her daughter a... cutter too?" " Oh god..." " Alice!" "It's fine, you know what, it's so good to talk about it because it's... fuck it did happen, and it's better not to tiptoe around all that stuff that's very generous of you, thank you." "And you're healthy?" "I'm fine." "That's all what matters." "Yep." "So Jayne Martin's daughter was sick... and now she has and A.D. disorder and that's..." "Oh god please, please that's awful, don't let that happen to our daughter." "Oh my god..." "I don't think it's possible to control that... but I think what you can control is... how you communicate with them about what's happened, gonna happen." "Well, I can garanty you that nothing will happen to her... 'cause I won't let it." " Oh honey..." " I mean it" " I mean it aunty Shane, I do mean it." " aunty Shane." "Guys let's just..." "No, let's don't talk about this anymore, it's getting to dark." " Ok." " Let's just... talk about something else." "Ok?" " Ok." " Allright, allright, allright" " Yes, yes, yes." " I'm sorry..." "Oh I'm sorry." "So, um..." "You guys have a kid?" "Yeah..." "A daughter, she is 6 months old..." "Her name is Angelica." "You know a bunch of women back in my dick community in" "They're doing that too." " Well" " It's cool." "My Angelica..." "You are my Angel..." "With your Angel eyes..." "You are my honey pie." "I think she's asleep." "You should really think about putting out your own record Kit." "I don't know anything about..." "This..." "This internet distribution stuff that they do today." "It's easy..." "My band and I are put out our second record right now." "Really?" "You could totally do it Kit I mean... all your poll and all the people you can get to play with ya." "Well..." "I..." "I've got songs..." "I..." "Kinda *** songs I would love to record." "But I would have to talk to you more about that." "Yeah sure." "I'll be happy to talk you through it." " Whaou" " Oh, whaou!" "I took a..." "It's amazing." "Sea urchess." " Look what you got." " It's so beautiful." "That is absolutely incredible." " Does anybody wanna taste?" " Yeah, I would love to." "So uh..." "Dana and I, we booked our tickets to southern France, you guys, we leave on the 15th next month." " Oh, fun!" " We're taking a food and wine tour." "Does anybody want some of my lobster?" "What's that sauce on it, Bette?" "I think it's lemon froth and shaved dry tuna roe." "Whatever, it's good, right?" "Do you want some..." "Do you want some lobster, Moira?" " No I'm fine, thanks." " Well, it's not gonna bite ya." "No, I'm fine, thank you." "Moira, don't you like lobster?" "Yeah, actually I like it a lot." "Do you want some?" "I don't think the claws have any sauce..." "I'm sorry I only have the tale left, but you know..." "If you want, you can have the tale and wipe the sauce off." " No that's cool." " Are you sure?" "Yeah." "I know something interresting about lobsters." "What?" "You don't have to put a lid on the pot when you cook female lobsters." "Does anybody know why?" "No" "When you cook a pot of male lobsters, and they realize they're in this pot of boilling water, they all start totally freaking out." "They're like "fuck we gotta get out of here"" "And they start making these little ladders, and helping each other getting out of the pot." "So you have to put a lid on the pot to keep them inside." "But female lobsters, you don't have to put a lid on the pot." "Because once they realize they're in a pot of boilling water," "They all just start grabbing each other and they're like holding each other down." "They're like : "If I'm gonna die, everyone's gonna die."" "And none of them's want to let any of the others get out of the pot." "It's a real shame, isn't it?" "Whaou." "These crazy female lobsters..." "Just get yourself down!" "Jenny, I'm just gonna go." "You'll get a ride home from Carmen and Shane." "Uh, will you excuse me for a second?" "Moira?" "Moira!" "What are you doing?" "I'm just gonna go, okay?" "Why?" "Look, this sould cover me." "Okay, I don't understand." "Did something happened, just now?" "They're your friends, I don't really fit in." "Oh my God, Moira." "They're getting to know you and..." "That's gonna take some time and they're gonna think your're fucking amazing when they get to know you." "Maybe she kept Jenny from felling lonely." "You know what it is, when you're... with someone that's completly wrong for you." "Just because you don't wanna be alone." "I don't know, maybe she's Jenny's type." "Oh yeah!" "'Cause Carmen's such a stone-butch too." "I wouldn't certainly call Moira stone-butch." "Allright and what wold you describe her as?" "Miss "Hi, let us butches help you ladies out with your luggage"?" "Right?" "She comes from a place where... you know, you have to define yourself as either or" "It's probably the other language that she has to describe herself." "She has the language of the" ""Chick kicking boobs" and that lumberjack walk." "I'm just surprised that she wanted to roleplay like that." "Especially after everything that Jenny's been through." "Well, she could be completly different in the bedroom." "Maybe she's "butch in the streets and femmme in the sheets"" "Oh my God, that's so original." "You know what, what difference does that make whether someone is butch or femme?" "Leave the labels alone, just let people be who they are." "Right." "What do you guys thought of that lobster thing anyway?" "Oh come on!" "Competitive female lobsters." "It's so not true!" " Is everything okay?" " Yeah." "Do we have dessert?" "And I love that child." "I fucked up, with my own." "Oh, every parents fucks up one way or another." "No, I really fucked up." "I just left him, when he wasn't bigger than that." "I just dumped him with his stuff with his father and old-school grand-parents" "And went off doing my music." "now I don't really have a leg to stand on complaining about why he's a fondamentalist bigot" "Here's what I think about that:" "What do you think about that Mr. Mangus?" "I think when you're called to play music, there's not a lot you can do about this." "Sometimes, it pulls even stronger than that biological thing that bonds a mother to her child." "Well, allright then." "Good night, Mr. Mangus." "Good night." "I will take that." "Thanks." "Oh Bette, no no no no!" " No" " Yeah!" " We should do the maths." " No, no no, I've got it." "No, really, it's Jenny's comming home dinner and it would be my privilege." "Thank you, that's very generous of you." " That's sweet Bette." " You're welcome." " Bette, Thank you." " There you are." "I just wanna talk, okay?" "I'm not gonna attack." "What do you want to talk to me about?" "I just wanna know if you're happy." "Yeah, I'm happy." "I mean, for the most part, I'm happy." "I'm glad one of us is." "Okay." "Sorry." "No, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry that you're unhappy I'm sorry that I made you unhappy." "But Alice, I don't know..." "I don't know what to do." "What can I do?" "I'm getting over this." "I am." "I'm working really hard to get over this." "Maybe we could be friends again one day." "I would really love that." "I miss you." "Come back to me then." "Alice..." "Okay." "Okay." "I let you wash your hands." "I know how you like to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom." "Everybody likes to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom." "Yeah, but it's super-cute the way you do it." "Is everything okay?" "Hmm hmm." "What a day..." "Whaou." "I'm sorry Ma'am, but your credit card was declined." "You're kidding me." "I don't know how that's possible." "Bette, no no no." "No, really, it's not a big deal." "You know, I bought some ***, they probably put me over the limit." "It's not a big deal." " Oh, I remember." "I put a..." " Stop." "Bette, Bette..." "Jenny, no, you're still our gest of honour, no matter what." "Yeah." "Fine." "Does this make you happy now?" "Helena, hi, it's Tina." "I hope I'm not calling too late." "No..." "Actually I've been thinking about your proposition." "And..." "I think I'd like to give it a try." "Don't." "Hey." "You heard anything from her?" "No." "I'm sure she's okay." "She's a big girl, she can take care of herself." "I feel like such an asshole." "I should have gone with her." "I'm sorry we weren't more acomodating to your friends." "We were just excited to see you." "And generous about you and..." "I don't know." "I guess she should understood that." "I fucked up." "No you didn't."