"Tomorrow is the big day, Mrs. Clinton." "Finally will announce which will run for president." "My God." "I do not know if I can." "I'm frightened." "Joke, let's do it." "Hillary, put the Hill in hilarious." "Since we announce the application online," "We thought it would be cool you shoot with your phone." "Like this It seems more personal and intimate." "Personal and intimate?" "So better I take that jacket." "Much better." "Why does not heat the voice and start?" "All right, love." "Hillary is a grandmother with twinkle in his eye." "Hillary is a grandmother and makes an apple pie." "First female president." "I, me, me, me, me." "Great, Mrs. Clinton." "Now hold your mobile device and looks natural." "You might want to soften a little." "A little more." "Maybe more." "Great." "And action." "Citizens, you will elect me." "I'll be your leader." "Great, let's stop there." "I think you overdid a little bit." "Wow, what part?" "In all." "Okay, let's try again, and remember," "He said the campaign was not about you, but the people." "So let's try a not to mention "I" or your name." "This will be easy." "Hello, it's me, Hillary Clinton." "We will stop again." "I told you and his name immediately." "Wow, I?" "Yes, but do not worry, we will delete from your mobile phone." "I know a thing or two that, right?" "Christina, find my hand in the air." "Thank you." "We will continue, and this time, talk about what you did for women's rights." "Okay, come on." "I am running because I want to be a voice for women everywhere." "Someone said women everywhere?" "Hillary would a great president." "And it would be even better, Prime guy." "Thank you, Bill, that's nice." "Hillary is not amazing that phones to film now?" "If we did that in the 90s, I would be arrested." "Great Bill, I love jokes about it." "Got it, these elections are about you." "I do not want to ruin your time." "I'm leaving." "I look to leave." "Bye, I have been." "We are not a fun dynasty?" "Let's change the focus for their canditura." "And remember, the new Hillary He is humble and gracious." "Yes I understood." "I know that these elections It will not be easy." "I know that I will suffer competition Heavy Democrats." "People like Martin O'Malley could give a difficult dispute." "I'm sorry for laughing, It's very funny." "Martin O'Malley instead of me." "He looks like a character The Simpsons." "Okay, let me continue." "After all, America, you deserve a leader who cares about you." "And that's why I would be a great president." "It is surprise, I will be her deputy." "And if something happens to her," "God grant that not," "I will be president of the USA again." "Bill Clinton will be 2, larger and darker." "Right." "He is playing America." "My vice president, of course, I will." "Again lady, It can not be vice president." "We will see that." "Let's skip to the end speech." "Finally, I am so happy to the next chapter in American history." "And I promise, with Hillary Clinton at the helm," "It will be a new White House." "Who I am engandando, America fasten your belts, the Clintons are back." "And live in New York, it's Saturday Night." "[Team Life  Times] [Cookie Just Once!" "]" "[Translation] [A.Curci and Teak]" "[Sync and Review:] [Ada L0ve and rafa_hc]" "[# SNL40]" "MusicalGuest:" "Mumford  Sons." "Andhishost:" "Taraji P. Henson." "Ladiesandgentlemen," "TarajiP.Henson." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "That is so cool." "My God, be on SNL it means a lot to me." "Because it proves that after 20 years road white people finally I know who I am." "I am around for a while." "But a lot of you know me by Cookie in Empire." "Thanks." "No no." "For real." "This role has changed my life." "I spent many years struggling in this business, and now I'm here." "I think I can say what I got." "Hallelujah." 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"YouarewatchingHLN ." "Thatmeans, Headline News." "Wecamebackwithlive coverage of "Passion for Teacher"." "Thetrial Janet Johnson-Luna." "Bill Arnold along with Paula Abbott." "In Hillsborough court County in Tampa Bay, for the sixth day of judgment Janet Johnson-Luna." "A teacher of 32 years Villa River school, who was caught having intercourse with the student, 16, Gavin Daily." "In court today is the mother Daily, Katie Daily, suing Miss." "Luna on behalf of his son." "Let's go to court where Gavin's Daily." "Good day." " Mr. Daily." " Hello lady." "Mr. Daily, their physical relationship with reverse lasted how long?" "Five glorious weeks." "You can point the defendant to the court?" "She's right there." "All pretty." "You're stupid." "She is a monster." "Let's stay calm." "The case began on April 15 2014, right?" "Yes ma'am, was the best day of my life." "She felt pressured to have relations with Miss." "Luna?" "No, I instigated." "After class, I went and asked:" ""What can I do by extra notes? "And he began." "Look at you." "Mr. Daily, her mother said you came home and felt nauseous." "I asked Tylenol because greeted everyone on the road and my arm was hurting a little." "How would you describe your state of mind after the case began?" "I would say that I felt as if to Disney." "My God, what a shame." "Mr. Daily, when your class discovered their relationship with Miss." "Luna what happened?" "I just remember greet a lot of people." "The children They put you nicknames?" "Yes ma'am." ""The guy."" ""The luckiest guy in the world."" ""My hero." "Eater."" ""Little Pimp." "Small Eater."" ""The chosen."" ""Pimp of the Year." "Fred Fodestone."" ""Ren and the Pimp."" ""King of Teachers." "After Special Lecture."" ""Tamer of Teachers." "The Boy Who Lived."" ""Gavin the Great." "Gavin the Magic."" ""Legend."" ""AcimaDeQualquerBelezaDelicada EsseGarotoÉMuitoFoda. "" "And "who makes Sex with Teachers. 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"InApril,thenew animation "Each One in His House,"" "isdominating the box office." "ThankstovoiceJim Parsons as an adorable alien." "My hands are in heaven as if I did not care." "AndRihannalikeagirl  Earth with attitude." "Our tradition It is to punch in the nose." "DreamWorksisalreadyworking in "Each One in His House 2"," "JimParsonsandmorehip-hop than you can handle." "WithTweeTor,the aliendriver with the voice of Kendrick Lamar." "Twee am Tor, go to heaven with my bubble car," "It has milkshake from here to the stars." "APGmovie." "StarsRap, Missy Elliot as Boop,  thelibrarianof heaven." "I am not of this galaxy, I am from..." "NickiMinajdoubleshifts, the cops Thwick  thwock." "I'm sorry but you are intergalaticamente arrested." " No, Thrack no excuse." " You have the right to remain silent." "But I will not be silent." "I have right to be violent." "I have to be here for this?" "willspendallyourmoney Following that  withSophiaVergaraas the Bickle Bam nurse." "AndRickRossasSkycat." " No, I have an injury." " Skycat." "You have to tell your name before any talks?" "My God." "Skycat." "Andwewillbring all Hip-hop stars  astherappersDie Antwoord, as Peebo and Quiggles babies." "Downloadthetrack of "Each One in His House 2",  withsuccess "Hustle Home"." "Confusionathome" "Tellmeaboutitonconfusion I am the master in trouble" "Youcanspeakfreely But no one will touch" ""EachOnein HisHouse2" coming this summer." "Ifyou'rewatchingQVC ,isa cat whose owner is at work." "Hi,littleone." "Well, hello, everyone." "I am Tamara Sands and I was born exactly on this set." "Our guest It is a legendary actress, singer and since Thursday, she's a designer." "Please, receive Claudette Fontaine." "Kiss!" "Kiss, Here I am." "Thank you for having me." "I will not forget." "Thank you." "So you have a new item for us today." "Called trivalent poncho." "Really?" "Yeah, that's right, Tamara." "No old woman want to walk arrested in a dress shirt, so I thought, you know what the thing wider than we can use?" "What is perfectly elegant, but also very, too loose ..." "The trivalent poncho." "I'm dying to see how this poncho." "Let's call the model." "This is the Blythe." "Blythe is wearing My trivalent poncho." "The color is Red Cinema Curtain." "But it is very beautiful." "Can you show us the three utilities?" "Yes of course." "So, the first mode is as it is." "It is not fashionable?" "Look at her, look, perfect square one." "Certainly, I loved it." "And now, Go to the second mode." "So here we are." "Falling shoulders." "You can not see it at the Oscars, and the final part the "In Memoriam"?" "Yes I can." "Yes I can." " And now, the third mode." " It is the third way ..." "Drug, escaped me completely the head." "What is even that damned the third mode?" "I remembered." "I remembered." "It is above, so, this is the third." "No, no, no, I think this It was the first mode." "You're right." "You're right." "Let us remember them." "First above." "After, falling shoulders." "There were three." "They were two." "Damn, damn, which it is the third way?" "Blythe, why not find out while servicing a connection." "Spectator, You can talk to Claudette." "Hi, Claudette, My name is Rachel." "Hello, Emily." "It's Rachel." "I love you, Emily," "I will never forget it." "I will not forget." "I'm calling because I bought a trivalent poncho and they sent me without the box." "Left on my lawn, inside a ball." "I am so happy received." "So happy." "Bye-bye, Emily." "Very good." "And it seems that Blythe found The third way to dress." "Let's take a look." "Blythe, may not be so, as you see or eat?" "It would be the third way ..." "If you put the legs the sleeves, would instead as a diaper." "That's it, this is the third way." "No, because otherwise your periquita would be left out, in the neck hole." "I'm not perverted." "What is the Third Way?" "Let's take another call." "Spectator, can speak with Claudette Fontaine." "Hi, Claudette, My name is Amy." "Hi, Lisa." "Lisa, you're a star," "I'd kill anyone for you." "So you like it your poncho?" "Well, I also had problems with the delivery." "I received a box, but there was no poncho, only a puppy." "It's my dog, Kiko, I did not know where she was." "You can stick with it, Michelle bye-bye, thank you." "Now, Claudette." "You too He designed a fabulous necklace." " Why do not you tell us?" " Of course tale." "Yes Yes." "Called multi-purpose paste." "The pendant is made of beautiful sapphires." "And the first way to use is hanging like that, right Blythe." "You hang and then this his collar." "Just beautiful." "And the second way?" "Damn it." "What would be the second way?" "Never mind." "It's just a necklace." "Okay, that's all with Claudette Fontaine." "In the following, we will have Rick Waterson, it has 75-year-old and is the inventor of the ladder cheapest in the world, it will rise to live it, when we return." " Only on QVC." " Goodbye girls." "GameofThrones, the epic series from HBO  ledyouto thesevenkingdoms of Westeros." "Butthisseason, we present you an eighth." "SouthCenters." "Theguestdirector John Singleton,  thevisionarywhocreated "The Street of the owners."" "Withspecialparticipation Ice Cube." " It's been the wall?" " Of course." "I'm not afraid of the Lannisters." "What will they do to me?" "I take wolves." "Right there." "Lobos." "Use your head, man, there Casterly Rock they have all the gold and all weapons." "And we kill each other By sandal brand." "Fridgirious people They die all the time." "Suddenly and for no reason." "Now, promise me." "Whoa!" "Ray-ray Baratheon says:" ""Well tomorrow, witch."" "Why must it be this way?" "When will it end?" "I do not know, son, It's a long story." "Too long." "If they were books, would be seven long books." "This needs to stop." "Trey." "Will leave?" "Brings milk." "And a scratch card." "Talk to me, son." "Where were you?" " Who are you getting into?" " Lannisters." "I swear by this sky, because his father did not teach to be a man?" "My father is dead and it's your fault." "I told you it was not my fault he was at the Red Wedding." "All died!" "Where he continues." "There are no winners." "Demetrius!" "It's just a game." "It was hit?" "No, they do not hit me." "I am fine." "I am fine." "A game of thrones." "GameofThrones, John of Singleton." "Only on HBO." "Do not hate the player, hate the game." "The Lannisters send, cousin." "Ladies and gentlemen, Mumford  Sons." "It's the Weekend Update Colin Jost and Michael Che." "As it is, folks?" "Welcome the Weekend Update." " I am Michael Che." " I'm Colin Jost." "And those are the highlights tonight." "Sunday premiere the new season Game of Thrones." "The story is about a woman from a family that was powerful, that will not stop until you have its rightful place on the throne." "Based on the true story Hillary Clinton." "This explains the slogan the Clinton campaign," ""The winter is coming."" "Sources report tomorrow Hillary Clinton will announce formally his presidential campaign." "Polls show Hillary It has a substantial advantage on your opponent closer, the margin of error." "The Summit of the Americas President Obama Translate" "He greeted President Cuba, Raul Castro." "But let us not be very hopeful for peace, because the only time I saw a black and a Cuban greet each" "It was in the ring, before a fight." "Rand Paul compete the presidency, and its slogan is" ""Win the Washington machine, release the American dream. "" "Much better than slogan Jeb Bush" ""Buy two Bushes, Bring 1 for Free! "" "Apple will have a new watch for pre-order on Friday." "Consumers are disappointed By not come with camera, while the police are happy By not come with camera." "Which was?" "Police hate pictures." "Camera is the thing they least like to shoot." "The mayor of Celoron, NY, He said he wanted the statue" "Lucille Ball is removed the public square of the city." "The statue was nicknamed of "Lucy scary"" "and it's like that." "Here to comment, the artist's famous painting" "Spanish Jesus, Ecce Homo," "Miss." "Cecilia Jimenez." ""Buenas afternoon Colino!"" ""Bienvenida" again, Cecilia." "How things have gone since he painted his version of Jesus?" "So good!" "Everybody Loves painting of my Jesus." "Look at him." "So beautiful." "As laziness of "Ice Age."" "What do you think the city of Celoron should do with statue Lucille Ball?" "Celoron, tolinhos." "They should stay with the statue." "It is a true copy my lovely Lucy." "Look at her." "It has its beautiful tuft." "It seems a lesbian Brooklyn." "And his sideburns pulled back and add the size of the head." "It seems Polly Walnut of "The Sopranos."" "That's my Lucy!" "So I think this statue It looks like Lucille Ball?" "Yes, Colin." "Are you blind?" "This statue is all Lucy." "Her face, her beautiful face serial killer, his two eyes bulging that make it look she has a serious illness." "Your thyroid works too and makes your eyes wanting to flee." "Look at this." "His big mouth so funny." "His mouth says, "I'll kill, kill you in your sleep. "" "And then, Colino, here comes your teeth they seem outgoing of an ear of corn." "That's my Lucy." "I'm surprised it's as fan American comedy." "I love comedy." "When I'm sitting, drunk with my wine," "I make sculptures of all the legends of his humorismo." "You see, this is my statue the legendary Bob Hope." "This is my statue Miss." "Mary Tyler Moore." "And the incomparable Mr. Don Knotts." " It's really great." " I carve to you, Colin." " No you do not." " No, Colino," "I did a wonderful his sculpture." "Look around you." "With your eyes funds and cavernous." "His nose, like the beak a little crow." "And the forehead so high, with hair that says:" ""Get me out of here, I have to go home," "I have to get my kids at school. "" "It is a legend of humor, Colino." "See, I sculpt you." " Do you like?" " Need a few adjustments." "What?" "You want a new one?" "I have no time." "I have to go buy my wine." " Cecilia Jimenez, folks." " And then I take a nap." "I am italian." "A man from New Jersey He claims to have been stolen by rapper DMX at a local gas station." "He knows he was DMX, He was in his badge." "It is not right, people." "In an article the Washington Post, presidential candidate republican, Dr. Ben Carson" "He said he wants to get rid selfie the stick." "Which raises the question, what Ben Carson finds a president do?" "Golf Digest magazine created controversy by its cover, that brings the golfer 20 years Lexi Thompson posing only with a towel covering her breasts." "But before you call them sexist, they did the same thing last month with Arnold Palmer." "It was revealed that a new seal with the poet deceased Maya Angelou" "It contains a quotation not written by her." "That's bad, but not as bad as any of you notice that is, actually, a photo of Della Reese." "They are feeling a bit racist, are not they?" "And I should, I'm lying, this is Toni Morrison." "This is Della Reese." "A woman in Pennsylvania He was arrested for allegedly giving cocaine to his 6 month old baby." "But he said the first 1 million words." "A new study says people who like grilled cheese They have more sex." "Read more about this in issue this month of "What?"" "Today was the day Bring Your Glass in 7-Elevens across the country, where customers can fill their glasses to scratch." "If you have lost promo, okay, You can do this any day." "It is the 7-Eleven, face, You can freak out." "What's the worst What can happen, be shooed a 7-eleven?" "That's the best thing that can happen to you." "Duke won Wisconsin 68 by the 63 and won the championship the NCAA." "After the game, students from Wisconsin" "They took to the streets to protest the way whites know." "Without suffering the consequences." "Your damn lucky." "Hi!" "On the first day of the stadium Wrigley Field in Chicago, the queues for the bathroom They were so long the fans They preferred urinating into cups." "An alternative that in Chicago call:" ""Hey, free beer." And "Oh no!"" "Today is the last day the Jewish Passover holiday." "To give us information on this holiday, the son of my podiatrist, which celebrated Bar Mitzvah, Jacob." "My father asked you to deliver the ointment for your athlete's foot." "Thank you, Jacob." "Then his Easter It has been good this year?" "His family came to visit you?" "Every year at Easter, we do four questions, which is why tonight It is different from other nights." "You will have to enter right off the bat?" "The first reason for Easter be different from other nights, is that rather than eat bread fermented, we eat matza." "It is quite bland, but do not tell I spoke!" "Okay, so it seems to me which is not much matza fan." "The second reason is that We eat bitter herbs to remember the cruel that Jews suffered in Egypt." "Sounds good bad, but not as bad as my brother Ethan which was grounded by rolling on vacation." "But do not say what I said!" "It is not going to say." "Jacob, it seems that you like to tell jokes." "Where you inherited this sense of humor?" "My father, who by chance You are here tonight." "Hi." "Michael, take, the ointment for the feet." "He has toenails they seem chips." "That's my podiatrist, staff, Dr. Hanken." "So doctor, what's your thing Favorite on Easter holiday?" "The third reason for Easter be different from other nights" "It is that we do twice." "I do not know about you, but always I dip my food twice one in salsa and the guacamole." "Do the math." "What counts, man?" "Doctor, we can talk, as we do in the office." "The fourth reason for Easter be different" "It is that we eat reclined back in our chairs." "Like when I took Peggy Tinkerton to the prom." "She was not Jewish, but judiava me." "We were very reclined in the back seat." "Do the math." " But do not say he spoke." " No." "I promise I will not." "The Yankees lost ugly yesterday evening, 19 entries." "They are sorry for Derek Jeter no longer playing?" "Hey, sorry, you two, He declined to be weird." "In conclusion, I want to thank to my wonderful father to be here with me that special day." "Jacob" "I remember the moment It was born." "Her mother shouted:" ""This is the last time!"" "Let us pray." "Baruch atah, do not know what put in the water today, because you are getting so big." "You are so much bigger than it was before." "The boy's Bar Mitzvah, Jacob, and his father, folks." "For the Weekend Update, I am Michael Che." "I am Colin Jost." "Good evening." "Yup!" "Yes, they are watching Hollywood Game Night." "I am Jane Lynch and Men's Warehouse was right," "I like the way I dress." "In the program we joined ordinary people with celebrities and they play stupid games and compete for $ 25,000." "Let's meet the teams." "Tulsa," " Is Kelly." " Come on, Jane." "Less." "With Kelly, of "Furious 7"" "We Vin Diesel." "No, I'm Vin Diesel." "Yuck." "Yuck." "The country music legend Wynonna Judd." "I'm on TV?" "Let me brush my hair to look pretty for mom." "No brag, but this brush It is used in horses." "And finally, we have the musician Oscar winner Common." "I play today on behalf of all black men They have fought." "Look where we are, brethren." "Here I am, on the mountaintop." "Damn it." "Continue up." "Let's meet Our other team." "Albany, is Eddie." "Hey, Jane." "I am thrilled to be here." "And I'm thrilled for not having more "Glee." That." "Playing with Eddie, from "Parks and Recreation"" "We Nick Offerman and his mustache." "What?" "Back?" "I took 10 minutes ago." "French actress and winner Oscar, Marion Cotillard." "Jane, what kind of you." "In France, I'm a footnote 7, but here in America I'm note ..." "How to say?" "300." "And finally, the legend of comedy standing, Wanda Sykes." "That's it, I am a legend." "what the hell am I doing here?" "Okay, let's start our first game." "Called "Holly-Au-Au."" "We replace actors by dogs in Poster and you have to guess the movie." "This is a game that now It will be played by millionaires." "We on track." "The time starts now." "I know." "Boat Dogs." "Jane, I know the answer, and I would give it in the form of a song 7 minutes about the Lord." "Heraisesme" "Common, you know the movie?" ""Selma"." "Not recognized once again, Selma why not?" "That is the question that we have been doing to us." "But we must be brave today." "Glory." "God, it is Titanic." "Team Eddie, the next game It is called Famous Names." "Mix the letters of the name and you guess." "It is a game created by adults who are paid for their work." "Here's the track, the weather starts, Nick Offerman, he's your turn." "What the hell?" "Jane, it seems that my mustache It continues to grow." "It can not be stopped." "And Jane, he is angry." "I do not know the answer, but we have to win, if we lose, I cry, and when I cry, It is in French, as well." "Wanda?" "You are an intelligent woman, tell me who is?" "This is very easy." "I have a, a B, an R and A." "A pair of Ts, it is obvious who you are." "It Rabbi T. T." "Who is Rabbi T. T.?" "I do not know, you who wrote the track." "Woman high white ass wondering who is Rabbi T. T.?" "The drug response is Brad Pitt." "Since no one did anything right, it's time the tiebreaker." "Each team chooses a celebrity to represent you, Kelly?" "I'll Vin Diesel, he is breathing too high," "I think he needs get up and move around." "I choose to Wanda Sykes." "Of course yes." "With the people that couch, I also choose me." "Okay, here's the game, I'll give the start speaks of a movie, you to finish." "Vin dear, you first, let's start." ""Luke, I am your ..."" "Worst nightmare." "Okay, Wanda." "Wanda, end the speech." ""I feel like, will ..."" "To lead ..." "Not as I like this man is looking at me, it looks like a giant sapo on a shirt." "All these people They are very crazy." "Look at the size my new stand up special, soon on HBO." "That's it." "Okay, enough, enough." "It was the Hollywood Game Night," "I am Jane Lynch and I'm getting out now." "It's your girl, Janelle, known as "J Train"" "also known as Janelle." "And here I am, as always, with my best friend Teddy." "And accompanying the dance." "So let us together to make a joke." "So funny." "Well, we're doing the live program today to celebrate my channel have 1 million subscribers." "I send a special hi millionth subscriber," "Jeremy Gates of State Danbury." "The penitentiary." "Okay, let's dance." "Today we will learn the "Do drop"." "Right, Teddy." "First you have to move your shoulders as if it was cold, and then moving the body like a snake." "Is easy." "Try at maximum speed." "My God." "Is better They are not kissing." " Ew, gross." " That would be so disgusting." "Could get out, I'm doing my dances." "I know honey, his brothers and friends" "They are all watching the room." "Janelle, my friends do not want more play Xbox with me." "Michael goes in the trash man." "Mother, it does not make sense." "You better get out of here, kid." "Honey, show me that dance." "It's called "The drop" is so." "No no no." "It's not like that we dance in that house." "I taught you to be better than that." "We move like that." "Wow, cool pillow, I'll just put it right here." "Yuck, mother!" "You know I did test dancer for a series." "Let me show you how a woman dance truth." "But I'm not a woman." "Well, your body disagrees." "Very good." "First step, music." "Okay, the second step, You have to move your arms and right back, You have to move as well." "Strong, strong, strong." "With strength." "It seems someone trying to hit your spine." "That's what's sexy this dance." " How are you feeling?" " It hurts everything." "So it is not doing it right, dear." "Now look at this." "You come down to the ground." "Mother, my friends They are seeing it." "Hi boys, this is hip-hop, tolinhos." "Teddy, come here." "Is Teddy, you have to move her hips so." "Move your arms and chest as well." "You will Tedddy, will Teddy." "There's one more coming." "He is fine?" "He faints as hell." "I'll get water." "That, dear, will do." "What this guy is talking?" ""You know you do Twerk?"" "Dear me..." " I invented it." " No no no no no." "Go pick up trash." "A LIVE BROADCAST ENDED." "This week on Sesame Street, Count is making cupcakes." "5, 6 and 7." "Seven cupcakes." "Elmo has a new backpack." "And Cookie seen a monster for real." " Who?" "Me?" " No." " I." " Wait a second." "Fromthehit"Empire", aspecialguest,Cookie." "Beto, I change my apple for half the sandwich." "No, Beto." "He's trying fool you." " What are you doing, man?" " But but..." "But, but, but." "Now you can not speak English?" "Relationshipswillbe broken." "Remember one thing, Sniffs, sniffs." "I met this bird first." "We can not all We are friends, Cookie?" "Sniffs, sniffs, You need for rapping, as if it were the streets." "Why do not they serve for this life." "Andthisweek, Cookie will take what is hers." "Want to share with me, Cookie." "No darling, Cookie does not divide." "Itdoesnotmattertheprice topay ." "No." "I do not think the Elmo nowhere." "Wait a second, where did you get that jacket?" "Do not worry, dear." "Treason." "Revenge." "singing." "CanyoutellmehowdoIget" "HowdoIget onSesameStreet?" "You are Freaks, that's good." "I can sell." "SesameStreet, starring Taraji P. Henson." "The P is powerful." "You'rewatching "Classics of Cinema" on PBS." "Good evening." "And welcome the "Classics of Cinema"." "I am Reese Watt!" ""Luck on love", "The Natural Series."" ""Field of Dreams"." "Films celebrating the past America have been inspiring and entertaining audiences for decades." "Unfortunately, the film of the night, titled "A Special Team"" "It is a forgotten example this genre." "Why was it forgotten?" "I do not know." "That's not why I'm here." "I suck at guessing." "Ask my wife." "She asked me to guess what would you do with me in bed." "And I said, "I do not know." "Leave me alone."" "We'll see a scene of "A Special Team"." "Fucking girls." "How can I train the team if you are just girls!" "You are whining?" "Do not whine in baseball." "This is pathetic." "I will drink a Coca-Cola cocaine is still in the composition." "Do not be discouraged, Kat." "He's just an abusive old." "Perhaps he is right and girls should not play baseball." " He has no reason." " Yeah, we should play yes." "Yeah, we can play that game as well as any man." " Talk seriously?" " I speak very seriously." "Now tell." "Women can play baseball." "Women can play baseball." " Women can play baseball." " Women can play baseball." "So, I can play baseball?" "What?" "What do you mean?" "Is that..." "We kind of already have bid being a woman, you know." "We do not want to complicate." " I Got it, because I'm black." " No no no." "Is not it." " So what?" " Is not it." "It's hard to accept what we do, imagine if ..." "I do not know." "Doll, you see, you are not a classic beauty like us." "No, no, not quite that." "Let's make way for black in professional baseball, but it will take time." "White wins first permission to play baseball, then blacks, after all women can play low with a large ball, like a child." "IT IS." "This is a good plan." "And I?" "I can play?" "Damn it, we could even use it on our team." "Forget the team, we could use it in the war." "Send her out of the country to kill a German." "They are saying I can play?" "Next, when our husbands They are out, we are racist." "Look, girls." "Like it or not, black, white, we are all women." "And we're all in this together." "Maybe she's right, They should be able to play." " Really?" " IT IS." " IT IS!" " That's it." "Attention, I have good news, war is over, men are coming back, leaving the field and do not come back." "Pena, "A Special Team" We never hit theaters," "It was sued by producers from "A League of Their Own"" "launched two years before, by copyright." "Damn it!" "For "Classic Cinema" I am Reese Watt!" "Once again, Mumford  Sons." "Connectatron" "Fivedefenders In combat ships" "Connectatron" "Savingthegalaxyfromthemonsters Mutants Zeldar wrong" "Connectatron" "Connectingthespacecraft To form a giant robot" "Connectatron" "No, Zeldar used his magic to grow this Tubaronóide." "It is destroying downtown." "Destroyed my favorite diner." " Let caught him." " It's useless." "Our ships are weak against him." "They are thinking the same?" "Companions, time to connect." "Forming head and torso." "Amber Lee, connect the right arm." "All right here." "Montay, connect the left arm." "Happy to lend a hand." "Dutch, connect the right leg." "You can count on me." "Mavis, connect the left leg." "Do not." "Mavis, we need you for Connectatron." " I'm not stopping." " No, you're literally, we can not without you." "The Tubaronóide is attacking." "Mavis!" "Mavis, please!" "Please help, tell us what happened." " Ask the Dutch." " What did I do?" "Why does not count what happened in the hall?" "I honestly do not know what you mean." "You bumped into me tea and knocked on my uniform." " Dutch, apologize immediately." " Gosh, I'm sorry." "Okay, great." "Connect the left leg." "Excuse!" "Zander, not even think about yelling at me, because you know its weak point." "Honey, please." "Now I am honey?" "When the Tubaronóide it's winning." "Shells 15%." "Fast." "Mavis." "Mavis, please." "Connect." "We can not do this without you." "Let me control the head." "Mavis." "The cosmic being entrusted to me ..." "I am not asking the cosmic, I'm asking you, dear." "Let me control the head." " 2%." " It's ok." "Connecting!" "Very good, now will start." "Taking Control for to sit my ass!" "I'll stick a beating and put my hand cybernetic in the middle of your face." "Thank Mumford  Sons and Billy Crystal!" "Thank SNL." "Thank Lorne, thank you America, thank you all, it was incredible." "[Team Life  Times] [#JustLiveOnce!" "]" "[# SNL40]"