"Err..." "Oh miss!" "Err is the proprietor around?" " He-he-he's in the-the k-k-ki-kitchen." "I'll" " Oh I see he's in the kitchen and you'll go and get him" " Yes" " Thank you" "Oh my nose!" "Ohhh!" "Why don't you come in the right way?" "!" "There's a there's a ge-ge-ge-gentleman to.." "I know there's a man to see me, I know I What can I do for you?" " My Name is Smith." " Smit?" " No Smith." " I'd like you to bake me a cake with the letter S on it" " Oh, I'm sorry I haven't got a Baker Today but I'm expecting one any minute" " Could you wait?" " Oh that's quite al-right." " Yes, good." "Then err be seated." " Thank you" " Yes, good." "See here!" "I thought I told you to varnish this counter!" " I'm gonna do it" " Yes you're gonna do it, well why don't you do, go ahead and do it." "It's just me on my throne doing everything, come on get it away." " Hi ya Chief!" " Hi ya boys!" "Come on now try and be a gentleman and remember, you're a well dressed man" "Nice" "Never mind that beautiful, just tell the old man we wanna see him" "I'll I'll I'll get him just I'll be ah ah" "Oh May why don't you come in the right way?" "I I will will Mr Schultz the next time m m men waiting to see" "Yeah al-right I see them" " Oh it's you eh?" "Well Schultz have you decided to kick in to me yet?" "No I haven't and I'm not going to give you a penny" "I think it would be nicer for you to kick in to me than have your friends buy flowers for you" "Oh is that so huh?" "Well listen here!" "I'm not going to give you nothing!" "Remember!" "I understand Schultz, I'm a business man meself." "You know pal life's a funny proposition, we're here today and you're gone tomorrow" "If something happens to make you change your mind, communicate with us." "A wise guy huh?" "Don't worry don't worry you've got two pair of pants come on" "Go around to the back and see that nobody gets in there" "Why don't you fix your tie?" "!" " Pardon me." " Pardon me a minute..." "But are you for any chance applying for that bakers job in there?" "Yes sir" "Well Mr Schultz is in the back, I'll show you the way" "Come with me.. come on, come" "Can you bake lady-fingers?" " Thank you" " Don't mention it, now..." "I'll go and get Mr Schultz for you, you wait right here." "I beg your pardon is the proprietor or the gentleman that owns this place is the boss around?" " I I'll ge ge get" " I know you're gonna get him for me" " Y y yes" " Thank you" " What can I do for you sir?" " How do you do I I'm a come for that situa.." "the position but is this job still open?" " Oh you are a baker!" " Yes sir and I sure need dough!" " hehe I got it" " Well there's the kitchen, you can start in right away!" "Thanks, what do you want me to do first?" " Well err" " Excuse me sir my name is Smith" " Smith, Glad to know you Mr Smith" " I'd like you to bake me a cake with a letter S on it" " S" " You know what an S is don't you?" "Oh certainly!" "An S, well that's an I with a hook on each end" "I beg your pardon" "Pardon me but how long will it take?" " Take a little time have to make it up special" " Well that's quite al-right I'll wait" "Thank you" "I I think you're nice!" "Hehe!" " Well baker, how's everything?" " Say what's the idea of the two bowls?" "this here is for the 20c bread and this here is for the 10c bread" "Well why is that 20 and this 10?" "The cat fell in this, this morning." "I wonder how that mug got in there?" " I don't know how he got in but I know how he's going out!" "Keep that tie straight!" "Hey!" "What do you think you're doing?" "I'm making bread!" "Why that ain't the right way to make bread." "This dough's too thin!" "Sure it's too thin, if it wasn't you couldn't do... that with it." "Certainly" "Well why can't you do that with it?" "Hey, what's going on in here, huh?" "Oh, the hoodlums." "You hoodlums!" "What are you doing?" "Listen here!" "You can't do that to me!" "Al-right cookie!" " Ohh there's a there's a a!" " I know there's trouble inside." "Oh if I could only get a cop" " Hey what's going on here" " These Hoodlums here are ruining my business" "Yeah?" "Well if I catch them I'll ruin their necks" " Good gracious me Don't worry Mr Schultz this is only the 10 cent dough" "My business is ruined!" "Oh what a life to take the basket of aghh!" "Ah baker, I'm going into town and I wanna get a list of the things that you need" "There's lard, eggs..." "Butter arrghhh" "Gimme that bomb" " Didn't I tell you to keep that tie straight?" " I can't it's a bow-tie" "I'm a little to quick for you ain't I?" "What time did you set it for?" "What's the difference?" "The first guy that cuts it'll be eating angel cake!" " Nice work Bub!" " Wait till I get the cover" "Remember me?" "I'm the fellow that came in the store walked over to the counter and ordered a cake" "Oh time may have changed me quite a lot but my name is still Smith" "And I still want the cake with the letter S on it" " I'll g ge ge get" " I got it, 'get it'." "Th the man's out there that wants the cake with the letter the letter S on it" "S?" "Oh I forgot to make it." "No I didn't, No I didn't!" "I did make it!" "I got it right here!" "Here you are sir all ready" "No, no, no nothing like it at all!" "What I want is a LARGE cake with a LARGE S!" " A CAPITAL S" " Well then I'll need MORE dough MORE money and BIGGER mould." "That doesn't make a bit of difference to me!" "What I want is a LARGE cake with a LARGE S" "A CAPITAL S!" "Al-right sir sit-down I'll have it for you in just oh well say 2 minutes" " Hey Slim" " Yes Ma'am" " Hey, how are chances for getting a cake?" " Well how's this one?" "No that ain't right, you see I'm giving a birthday party and I want a birthday cake well I can take the S off of this and put birthday greetings right across there" "Okay!" "Deliver it to this joint and everything will be Hapsty Sapsy!" "Get it Slim?" "Oh madam don't call me slim." " Oh slim don't call me Madam!" " I get it." "Say have you got a truck I've gotta deliver this cake?" "There's a Bicycle outside" " It's a beauty?" " Ain't that nice?" "I'll take it out" "Ah ah ah!" "Door Door, Bumpy Bumpy" "You take it" "Well the..." "You dumbbell!" "What's the mat..." " Here's your cake madam" " What did I tell you about calling me Madam?" " Well anyhow here's your cake" " Put it in there on the table!" "Oh BOY ain't that the nuts!" "No no it's chocolate." " Say isn't it your birthday?" " No it's for a pal of mine, it's a surprise!" "Well gee that aught a surprise him swell." "Hey help me put these candles on you'll find some matches in the drawer" "Okay madam.... miss" "Lady, is this the guy the party's for?" "Yeah Toots, he'll be here any minute now" " Excuse me I forgot something at the bakery" " What did you forget at the bakery?" "I forgot to stay there!" "There he is now!" " Hiya toots" " Hiya babe" "Happy birthday big boy, Come on inside and get a load of the swell layout I got for ya." " Gee, ain't it gorgeous?" " Yeah, and look at the baby candles" "Aww honey you shouldn't have gone to all this fuss" "And my favourite rose, the carnation" "I think an occasion like this chief you aught a bang out a couple of words, whadda you say?" " Speech Speech" "I don't know what to say." "Folks I'm non pulsed" "Well then don't say anything more!" "Come on everybody!" "Park the torsos, get over there..." "Come on honey, it's up to you to blow out all the candles" "Al-right if it's the proper thing" "Now you gotta cut the cake" "Aww I don't know nothing about cutting birthday cakes but me and Bub's picked up a pineapple cake that aught a be a wow!" "Why don't you stand back boss and shoot a hunk off?" "On second thought I think you'd better do the honours" "Well honey, if you insist..." "No, I'd better not, I'm superstitious, it might be bad luck." "Come on honey you do it!" "Superstitious about a little thing like cutting don't be silly" "You know fellow workers this is the first time we've ever really got together..." "So let's all make it a swell blow out!" " That baker did it!" " Come on!" "Let's get him!" " Joe!" "I delivered that cake and who do you think it was for?" " For whom?" " The head of that racketeer gang you know the big..." " Gentlemen!" "Excuse me for butting in on the conversation won't you" "But I am the fellow who in my youth came into this store and ordered a cake with an S on it" "Oh Yes I remember now you're the gentleman who wanted the cake with the LARGE S" " That's right!" " Sit right down and I'll have it for you in a jiffy." "Right there I'll have it for you." "There you are Mr Smith, how do you like that?" "No no no, nothing like it at all, I must have a LARGE S, a CAPITAL S!" "Well if I get any bigger S I'll have to have a bigger cake" "I'll probably have to go to a foundry to get a mould" "I don't care what you do to get what I want!" "But what I want is a LARGE cake with a LARGE CAPITAL S!" "Yes sir it'll take a minute or two will you sit-down please?" " I'll be waiting right over here" " Thank you" "Hey chief, you want me to fix my tie?" "Hello" " You still making that same dough huh?" " Yes sir" "And it's still too thin" "Now do we have to go all through that again?" "Sure, he told ya it was too thin didn't he?" "Nice work Bug, nice work" "Now wait a minute now, wait a minute now you, you can't do that to him, he's my pal" " Who cares" " Pardon me, this was all your fault" "Just a second, I've got something to say about this" " Mr Schultz there the the" " What's the trouble?" " The the those gangsters are in the kitchen" " I know they come in here and start a fight" " Yes" " You go call the police, I'll fix those hoodlums" "Send police, police" "Come on, Come on!" "Gee it's the cops!" "What's the trouble here?" "Why those hoodlums they ruined my kitchen!" "And they tried to kill my cook!" " We wasn't doing nothing, just trying to have some fun!" " Sure we were just playing!" "Hey that's assault!" "Take em out officer, take em away!" "My boy, from now on you're going to be my partner!" " Aww gee that's swell Mr Schultz" " You're a grand boy" "Gentlemen, I don't want to interrupt, or become a pest, but how about my cake?" " Your cake!" "Coming right up!" " Sure" "I I I I'll go help him" "There you are, how do you like it?" "Wonderful!" "Why that's just what I wanted!" "Well?" "Shall I wrap it up for you?" "No, no, no." "Just bring me a cup of coffee and I'll eat it right here" "English Subtitles transcribed by Sic Coyote"