"♪ There's roughly 14 days ofwintervacation" "♪ That fall between Christs andNewYear's" "♪ So the winter time prom forourgeneration" "♪ Is grabbing for an end beforethedustclears" "♪ Building an igo thatlookslikeapalace" "♪ Or scaling cliffs that's80 feethigh" "♪ Constructing huge snow cons thatreachtothemoon" "♪ Or making snowangelsthatfly" "♪ Creating northern lights Snowboardingupsidedown" "♪ Or slaloming onyourrearend" "That is good!" "♪ Good ol' snowball fighs Andice-skatingwith yourbestfriends" "♪ As you can see there'sawholelot ofstufftodo" "♪ And we're not gonna stop Comeon,Perry." "♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!" "Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making another winter theme title sequence!" "Okay, Ferb." "Open the floodgates!" "What do you think?" "BALJEET:" "It is like our own miniature Canada." "But, of course without the beavers, moose and disproportionate number of comedians!" "Or Canadian bacon." "I forgot all about Canadian Bacon." "You realize it is only ham." "CANDACE:" "Phineas!" "And Ferb!" "You are so busted!" "Hello, boys!" "Splendid job on the hockey rink!" "(THUD)" "Well, that was amusing!" "Great skating, Dad." "Boys, I've got some good news for you." "I've arranged for you to play a little exhibition match between periods of the Danville Icetrays game." "Well, it's three periods, so it's really two-thirds' time." "That's what's keeping the Canadians down." "If we're going to be the entertainment, then, we better kick it up a notch." "Hockey Z9?" "Hockey Z9." "Oh, like Football X7." "What happened to Y8?" "Oh, we're saving that for croquet." "Ferb, grab your toolbox, we've got work to do." "(SNORTS) What's the big deal with hockey, anyway?" "It's hard to explain, actually." "Taking a flip pass from the winger, shoulder deking the defenseman and then tossing it right over the ol' glove hand!" "Oh, it just takes hold of you. like a fever!" "Did you play a lot of hockey in England there, Dad?" "Never once." "Hey, Candace." "Oh!" "Hi, Jeremy!" "What a great ice rink!" "Wouldn't it just be perfect for figure skating!" "Ice Hockey!" "What?" "Oh, yeah, ice hockey!" "I didn't know that you were a hockey fan, Candace." "Flippin' over wing passes and shoulder dorking the ol' jazz hands!" "It's like some kind of disease!" "Uh..." "Yeah." "Say, Jeremy, why don't you join us today at the exhibition game today?" "Sounds like fun." "Oh, yeah!" "It sounds like..." "(VOCALIZES)" "Oh, hey." "I got a phone call." "From a real person." "Gotta go." "Stacy, we have a Code Teal." "Locusts?" "Are you sure?" "No, wait..." "I mean Code Periwinkle." "Periwinkle." "A hockey emergency?" "I'm on it!" "Speaking of Periwinkle, where is Perry?" "Carl, I'm freezing." "Did you call thatrepairguy yet ?" "CARL:" "I left him a message, sir." "I think he went to Aruba for winter break." "Lucky dog." "It'scoldand ..." "Didn't hear you come in." "I have no idea what Doofenshmirtz is up to." "It seems all ofourcomputersfroze." "Isn'tthatright,Carl ?" "Tech Support says everything is fine!" "Well, I'm sure whateverDoofisupto , he's probably much warmerthanweare." "And that alone should be reasonto stophim ." "Good luck, Agent P!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Welcome hockey hounds tothehypothermichypodrome of Danville Mountain Top WinterArena, where our own DanvilleIcetrays willcrosssticks with the combative Crosstowncontenders!" "Reigning over the skating skirmish tonight as guest referee is hockey hall-of-famer, LucRobitaille." "Is anyone else cold?" "Why is it so cold in here?" "ALL:" "We don't know, Luc Robitaille!" "Actually, I brought a blanket, so I'm okay!" "Here we are!" "Oh, this is so exciting." "I've always wanted to be a hockey mom." "Excuse me for a second." "System check." "Stacy, can you read me?" "I've got the hockey reference manuals, league website" "Stacy, Mom said it's my turn to use the computer!" "Don't make me open that can of whipped cream on you." "Or however that goes." "CHORUS:" "♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Iglo onaMountainTop...♪" "Eh?" "Ah!" "Perry the Platypus!" "Come in." "How do you like my evil igloo hide-out up in the Danville Mountains?" "Would you like some hot cocoa?" "No?" "Then, how about a marshmallow?" "DOOFENSHMIRTZ:" "(GRUNTS) Hah!" "Trapped you again!" "I think I've figured out why I haven't been able to take over the Tri-State Area." "I've been too much of a nice guy." "Nice guys can't take over large metropolitan areas." "Except for Roger, but we're not talking about Roger." "I've gotta get mean." "I've gotta get ugly and possibly hairy." "I've got to learn to be more like the Abominable Snowman." "(CAT YOWLS) So I decided to build this." "(STAMMERS) Behold the Abominanebi..." "The Aboniman..." "The A-BOM-IN-A-BLE-NATOR." "See, I can only say it if I speak slowly." "The Abonimable-inator." "Oh, look, if I..." "if I separate it, it works." "The Abonimable-inator!" "It makes whatever it hits bigger and scarier and hairier." "Anywho, behold." "Why this silly little stocking cap and scarf?" "The truth is, I, uh... the metaphorical curtain onthescintillatingsecond periodof thistitanictussle as the grim, gritty gladiatos vacatethefrozenfield to prepare for the third periodof thisTulicanturf  toasttowers," "as the frosty defibulators millthefrozenpeas oficy.." "(GASPING) Oh, man." "I'd better go lay down." "So, when all members of the offending team clear the defensive zone at the same time, the delayed offside call is negated." "Wow. (CHUCKLES) You really do know hockey." "(SCOFFS) Are you kidding?" "Did you know, a referee makes most penalty calls while the linesmen may call only obvious technical infractions obvious technical infractions go away." "The player who committed the infraction is..." "No give me that." "No, Ginger, I'm busy." "I said give me that back." "If you don't give that back to me right now..." "Candace, gotta go." "Now for your entertainment, whatwe 'veallbeen waitingfor, little kids on ice!" "(CROWD CHEERING) This is so exciting." "Oh!" "I forgot to charge the battery." "Oh, no." "I can't miss this photo op." "Where is the gift shop?" "It's way over there, on the other side of the arena." "I'll be right back." "Behold, Perry the Platypus, as I make myself abominable." "Ooh, it's all marshmallowy and hairy." "Not completely unlike summer camp." "Apparently, you gotta aim this thing a little better." "(GRUNTS) Ow!" "Hmm." "Something's not right in the hinterland." "Yikes!" "(GRUNTS)" "Okay, Ferb, looks like we're on." "(POWERING DOWN)" "(BUZZER BLARES) prepare to be transported toaworldwhereeverything youknowhas changed into a global glacialdystopia." "If you're looking forsomethingfluffy, forgetit ,pal." "where the only things leftarehard,cold , andin mostcases,point." "It's a world where the only way to survive is to play hockey" "It's a world of skillful skating and incredible ice ramps, puck-pushing prowess andsavagesnowgladiato." "Oh, this is so bustable!" "Mom, Da..." "Where's Mom?" "She went to the gift shop to buy a disposable camera." "What the heck is that?" "It's a camera that you send away to get the film part developed, and then you take the non-film, camera-only part and you throw it away." "ANNOUNCER:" "This is the harsh hybridhockeyofyour dark  dystopiandestiny." "Hockey Z9." "(IN NORMAL VOICE) Thanks, Dink!" "Gotta get on the ice!" "(HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "♪ Oh, yeah" "♪ Don't turn away, I 'mtalkingto you,sir" "♪ About the post-apocalyc sportof thefuture" "♪ You'll be skating amok" "♪ With curled sticks andapuck" "♪ Put your doctor onspeeddial" "♪ 'Cause you're gonna needsutures" "♪ Make sure the pad's in place" "♪ Curling snow is for sweeping" "♪ Hockey Z9" "♪ It's as far as you can, alphabeticallyspeaking" "♪ It's a game with a brandnewname (YELLS)" "♪ Hockey Z9" "♪ Hockey Z9" "♪ Hockey Z9" "♪ Hockey Z9" "♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah" "♪ Hockey Z9" "Ahhh!" "Oh, my feet!" "Now it's working." "Hey, not bad." "A little hairy, but not bad." "Now, to deal with you." "Hey, where'd you go?" "Oh, there you are." "Yes?" "Ow!" "Oh, you stupid thing..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "You're not allowed out there." "This is the shortcut to the gift shop." "I'm sorry, you can't go out there." "That's for players only." "Players, huh?" "You're gonna go get a uniform and try to get out there, aren't you?" "Is that a problem?" "No." "As long as we're clear on the concept." "There was one in our Disposable Stuff From the '80s box." "Let me know if you need more things to throw away!" "Now, where the heck..." "Hey, how'd you get over there?" "Don't do that!" "Oh, man!" "Okay, now you're just showing off." "What?" "Is there something I should..." "(YELLS)" "I fail to see how this could get any worse." "Curse you, Perry the Platypus..." "What the..." "I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen." "Mr. Stevens, I'm having trouble with the equipment!" "(CROWD CHEERING) MOM:" "Sorry, excuse me." "Yes, you are number one." "Excuse me." "Sorry, pardon me." "All right, now I gotta..." "Excuse me!" "Oh, check it out, a monster ice polishing machine!" "Okay, everyone, looks like we're done." "Let's get out of here." "Oh, my gosh." "That is the cutest thing I've ever seen." "Everyone say "Canadian bacon."" "ALL:" "Ham!" "Great job, kids." "That was the weirdest game of hockey I've ever seen." "Thanks, Mr. Robitaille!" "Okay, I'm all set to sneak across the ice." "Go ahead." "Hockey Z9 is over." "What?" "No!" "Mom, they had giant dangerous..." "With a..." "It's not fair!" "It's so not fair!" "(WHISTLES)" "Unsportsmanlike behavior!" "Fine." "Wow, Candace." "I had a really good time." "Oh, that sounds like fun." "But give me two minutes." "Oh, there you are, Perry." "(CHATTERING)" "Have fun at the party." "Thanks for having the boys over tonight, Vivian." "Oh, no problem, Linda." "I have all the neighborhood kids tonight." "Come on, come on." "I don't wanna be late for my first grown-up party." "Okay, hon." "Bye, everyone!" "Happy New Year!" "Bye, guys!" "Goodbye." "ALL:" "Happy New Year!" "We've got noisemakers, balloons, confetti." "And of course, we'll all stay up till midnight and watch the New Year's Eve ball drop." "Baljeet's already out." "Wake up, will you?" "(GROANS) You're drooling all over my arm." "You know, saliva is 98% water, and the other 2% is made up of very beneficial electrolytes." "It is gross, but it is science." "You're lucky the gross factor outweighs the science factor, or you'd have a one-way ticket to wedgie town." "Well, it'll be fun to finally see the ball drop." "Oh, it's a wonderful tradition." "And of course, there's the other tradition of kissing someone special at midnight." "Well, then, I know what we're gonna do tonight." "We're gonna make our own New Year's ball and drop it from outer space!" "Your mother is right, Phineas." "You have such an active imagination." "(GIGGLES) Not active enough." "I'm going to make some hot chocolate." "You kids come on in when you want to warm up." "Hey, where's your platypus?" "Good morning, Agent P. Sorryaboutthe coldclimae insideyourlair." "See, the heating system ison thefritz,andwehad  tocallaguyinfromAruba." "But I can assure you that we areallinthesameboather." "You're, you're not alonein this." "Weare allsharingthe pain." "(CLEARS THROAT) Awkward." "Race youo theWetSki !" "Um, uh, Doof's doing somethingat CityHall." "Put a stop towhateveritis." "Hey,Carl!" "I get the blue one!" "(GROANS)" "Okay, Phineas!" "We're good to go!" "Great." "Bring her down." "How's the soldering going up there?" "Ferb is almost done." "How are you doing, Buford?" "Why do I have to paint?" "Painting is for babies and beatniks." "It's a super-sealer that'll protect us from the cold, dark vacuum of space." "Hey, Phineas." "Mind if we see the inside?" "Check it out." "A multi-level New Year's ball with punch bowl sailing..." "Ahoy!" "PHINEAS:" "...balloon room, the bed of a thousand coats, an Infinity Slide, and through here, the Grand Ballroom." "In other words, a ball within a ball!" "(IRVING YELLS) Irving?" "How do I get out of here?" "CHORUS:" "♪ Doofenshmirtz EvilIncorporated!" "♪" "NORM:" "Happy New Year!" "Norm, I told you, you don't celebrate till midnight, not all day." "What if midnight never comes?" "Then you've squandered a whole day celebrating." "You ever think of that, tough guy?" "(GLASS BREAKS)" "DOOFENSHMIRTZ:" "Perry the Platypus!" "(LAUGHS) It's a bottle of sparkling cider trap, and you're the cork." "Which makes you Perry the Corkapus!" "Ha ha, you got a funny name." "Anyway, it's New Year's themed." "Happy New Year!" "Not yet, Norm." "I recently learned that in most of the world, there is a tradition where people decide to change something about their lives in the coming year." "And they call it, a New Year's resolution." "I had no idea." "You see, back in Drusselstein, change was frowned upon." "Any change." "Uh, you couldn't change thechannelonyour TV, you couldn't change yourunderwear." "And forget about changing yourhairstyle." "You 'd..." "You'dendupinjail." "But here in the New World, we embrace change!" "Apparently." "And that's why I came up with the Resolution-Changer-inator!" "Cleverly disguised as a bow tie." "When I turn it on at the stroke of midnight, it will make everyone change their resolution from whatever it was, like, uh, you know, "I'm gonna lose weight," or "Gain a limb" or whatever," "to "I'm going to make Heinz Doofenshmirtz my leader" ""and obey his every command!"" "That will be their new resolution." "All right, Norm, how do I look?" "Like a pharmacist in a bow tie!" "Eh, good enough." "Time to go." "DOOFENSHMIRTZ:" "You're squandering, Norm." "Ready to get your party on, dear?" "Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?" "Wow!" "First year with the adults!" "Yep." "We're all grown up now." "No more pig tails, dollies, or obsessing over boys." "From now on, we obsess over men." "(BOTH GIGGLE)" "And no more busting!" "Atta girl!" "Yep, I'm sticking to my resolution and turning over a new leaf." "Fifteen whole minutes, and I haven't thought of Phineas and Ferb." "How they make those things." "You know, those big, like, dangerous things they make..." "Candace." "Sorry!" "I'm back, I'm back." "Resolution kicking in." "Oh, look, here come the boys!" "You mean men?" "(BOTH GIGGLE) Ladies." "That's us." "We're ladies." "Carbonation is fun!" "(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)" "Hello, Danville!" "Hey, you there." "What's your New Year's resolution?" "To update my mustache." "That's what you think!" "(LAUGHS)" "I don't know, it seemed achievable." "This is so great, being here as an adult." "(CHUCKLES) Not like my brothers, who are kids, who are, who are probably building something..." "Candace." "...something big." "Candace." "Big and bustable." "Gotta go!" "Oh, no, you don't." "This is gonna be a new year with a new Candace, remember?" "Gotta bust... (STUTTERS) Gotta..." "Gotta..." "Bust..." "It's okay, it's just a temporary relapse." "(MUMBLES)" "Candace, Stacy told me about your New Year's resolution." "I..." "I need a time out." "I'll be right back." "Relapse?" "Relapse." "That's what you think." "(LAUGHING)" "Ah, it never stops being... (GASPS)" "CHORUS: ♪ Perry!" "PerrythePlatypus!" "You can't come in here, this is a black tie affair." "CHORUS: ♪ Perry again!" "(CHATTERING)" "Actually, I guess it..." "It doesn't really specify pants anywhere, so I guess you're okay." "Oh, another little tidbit about the ancient Egyptians is that both men and women wore make up." "Just like the '80s." "(SPUTTERS) Hold it together, girl." "You can do this." "Hey, I thought your New Year's resolution was to stop eating sandwiches in the bathroom." "But it's not midnight yet, so I can still enjoy this." ""Not midnight yet?" That's it!" "I've actually got an hour left to bust my brothers!" "I've gotta find out what they're doing." "I'll get video." "(YELLS)" "(SCREAMING)" "(GRUNTS) Huh." "That Parkour training actually paid off." "All right, let's start this bash in a ball!" "ALL:" "Yay!" "(PANTING)" "Oh, no." "I missed it!" "No worries." "I'm live blogging the whole event on my podcast." "We're trending right now." "Right now?" "watch closely, because I'm gonna bust Phineas and Ferb." "(CHUCKLES)" "Uh, she never busts them." "And "internet land" isnotareal place." "What is this, the coat room?" "All right, Perry the Platypus, if you really wanna fight, here I..." "Ooh, cashmere." "Nice." "(PANTING) Hey, Candace." "I got you a glass of sparkling cider." "Rain check!" "This is my last time to bust!" "Serious relapse." "Yes!" "Everyone, can I have your attention please?" "My brothers and their friends will be dropping from outer space in that giant New Year's ball." "That's fantastic!" "No, that's not fantastic." "It..." "Okay, well, I admit it's impressive, but it's still bustable." "Mom!" "If those were my boys, they'd be so busted." "Please!" "Adopt me now!" "(SCREAMS) Mom!" "Okay, it's almost midnight." "Let's go!" "(WHOOPING)" "(LAUGHS) You'll never get out of that straightjacket." "But why would anyone wear that to a New Year's Eve party?" "I guess maybe if you were a magician, maybe..." "One minute to midnight!" "Time to launch my plan." "(CHUCKLES WICKEDLY)" "(GASPS)" "CROWD:" "Ten!" "Nine!" "Eight!" "Mom." "Mom." "Seven!" "Six!" "Five!" "Almost done!" "Mom, it's New Year's!" "This is no time for kissing!" "CROWD:" "Three!" "Two!" "One!" "CROWD:" "Happy New Year!" "Now watch this." "What is everyone's New Year's resolution?" "ALL:" "To follow you, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, our new leader." "Mmm." "So how does it feel to be a loser, Perry the Platypus?" "I mean, that's a rhetorical question." "Of course, if anyone should know how it feels, it should be me, right?" "Follow me!" "We're taking over City Hall!" "(CROWD CHEERING)" "Hello?" "What are you doing?" "Obey me!" "CROWD:" "No!" "Hey, but what about your resolution?" "Everyone knows that no one ever keeps their New Year's resolution." "Why would you make resolutions if you're not ever gonna follow..." "Did you know about this?" "(MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)" "You did!" "You knew about this, and you still punched and kicked and pinched me." "Oh, I guess you're right." "That, that is what we do." "Aw." "Thank you, Perry the Platypus." "Happy New Year." "♪ You know it hasn't been glad" "♪ Or happy and sad" "♪ When I think about startingalloveragain" "♪ Yeah, I know wherewe 'vebeen" "♪ But I don't think about that" "♪ There was a moment, butthisisanother" "♪ So we're not gonna cry whenwe saygoodbye" "♪ To the year thatis quicklyreceding" "♪ We're not gonna look back" "♪ We know we'reon therighttrack" "♪ And we all know thattimeisfleeting" "♪ Time is fleeting" "♪ Time is fleeting" "♪ 'Cause you know it'sanew year" "♪ It's a brand new beginnig" "♪ Another three-sixty-fie Andtheworldkeepssping" "♪ It's a new year" "♪ It's a time for celebration" "♪ The fun has just begun" "♪ Yeah, it's gonna beahappynewyear" "♪ Gonna be a happy new year" "♪ Gonna be a happy new year" "♪ Gonna be a happy new year" "♪ Gonna have a happy new year" "♪ 'Cause you know it'sanew year...♪" "BALJEET:" "What is happening?" ""Auld Lang Syne" literallymeans "oldlongago."" "But I'd rather think of New Year's as an unspoiled universe." "I sure hope Candace can see the fireworks." "You know, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to keep this resolution." "That's okay." "I like you just the way you are." "Happy New Year, Candace." "Happy New Year, Jeremy." "♪ 'Cause you know it'sanew year" "♪ It's a brand new beginnig" "♪ Another three-sixty-fie Andtheworldkeepssping" "♪ It's a new year" "♪ It's a time for celebration" "♪ Yeah, it's gonna be a happynewyear" "♪ Gonna be a happy new year" "♪ Gonna be a happy new year" "♪ Gonna be a happy new year HappyNewYear!" "(KISSES) ♪ Gonna have a happynewyear♪"