"Mr. Horne." "Your secretary said to come in." " Bobby Briggs?" " Bobby do you know what you have to have in this life?" "Hmm?" "Guts." "...Distance Symmetry." "Look." "It's a beautiful thing isn't it ?" "Hmm ?" "Uhh Mr. Horne, did you listen to that tape I sent you?" "Yes I listened to your tape Bobby." "Frankly," "I am surprised that Leo could master the technology." "Damn it Bobby, what do you want?" "Hmm?" "Mr. Horne I have a great admiration for you." "Admiration is for poets and dairy cows, Bobby." "I uh ... don't know what you mean." "I uh ..." "Bobby..." "Bobby, you're standing in front of a mammoth sky scraper." "A leviathan that rips a hole in the clouds." "Now, what is the first question that comes to your mind ?" "The first question that you ask yourself is :" ""what's on the top floor, who's up there in the penthouse and why.'" "Now that's who I am." "Are you?" "Yeah, of course I am, yes." "Opportunity knocks." "I want you to follow Hank Jennings." "I want you to chronicle his existence." "Show me something ... that I don't already know." "Hmm ..." "I'd like to see both." "Very good, which one would you like to see first?" "Well..." "What is this?" "I thought I'd taken that out." "That property is called "Dead Dog Farm"," "And its worse than it sounds." " What is it?" " A puzzle, no one ever really stays there long." "When can I see it?" "Sorry I'm late, but the little nipper is so excited" "About our camping trip I just couldn't coax him out of the car." "Richard, this is Judie Swayne from the Happy Helping Hands Organization." " I'm Little Nicky's case manager." " Charmed I'm sure." "Shall we?" "Sit down." "Okay" "Uhm as I was about to tell your uh friends, the number one thing to know about" "Nicky is that throughout his brief life he has been very confused" "And perhaps traumatized by a persistent random misfortune." " Looks like he's bounced around quite a bit." " Oh yeah, well yes he has" " Poor child." " Yes, an orphan you know." "Really, what happened, did his parents die ?" "Nicely deduced Andrew." "Persistent random misfortune ?" " Uh, they were killed..." " How were they killed Miss Swayne ?" "Uh, mysterious circumstances." "I'm afraid the orphanage has never provided us with that information." "Andy let's go, emergency at the Great Northern." "Looks like a heart attack." "Once stimulated the female will respond in such a way that the skin around her ..." " ...oh my god." " Looks like Dougie went out with his boots on." "Love poems of Lord Byron," "The Kamasutra," "Hookers and Handmaidens." "Sheriff look at this." "Well the falling out was here." "Doug..." "Oh I hate to say it, but I told you so." "Here sheriff." "This is it, the murder weapon." "She might as well as blown his brains out with a rifle." "He never could say no to a woman." "You old fool." "You sexual adventurous." "You'll burn in hell for this!" " Take it easy Mr. ..." " I'm going to shout till ... to ... wake the dead ... she murdered my brother." "She - she's - she's a witch !" "He's right...." "I'm cursed." " Don't be silly." " No, no its true." "It all started in high school." "Prom night," "My date went to kiss me,  It was his first day with his new braces," "And they gleamed in the moon light," "And his rubber band snapped, and his jaw locked up and we ended up in the emergency room and, - and the doctors had to break his jaw" "In three places to get it to shut, and it's just Gotten worse ever since." "A curse needs a cure." "I know a bit about these things." "Are you the sheriff?" "Let's just say... when something really big goes down, I'm the man." "Boys, there's a story about a great football coach,   whose name escapes me at this time, who was dead set against having a black players on his team." "Until somebody brought him the finest black halfback anyone had ever seen." "And when what's his name saw him run fifty yards and no one lay a hand on him, he shouted :" ""Look at that indian go."" "That coach accepted that athlete's desire to compete." "Nadine..." "Now today the story applies to this woman's  This young girl's right to compete." "In addition to it being her moral and constitutional right." "Mike Nelson, could you step up here for a second." "Yeah ... ooh ... yeah get em' killer ... come on Mike." "Now Nadine has chosen to prove herself to us by taking on our very best." "Our very own district champion, Mike Nelson." "Hi Mike." "Put your hand here..." "No, here !" "Alright now just push against me." "I'll try not to hurt ya'." " Want to go out tonight?" " This is called a Tie Hand." " You stupid ..." " What did you say Mike?" " You're breaking my neck..." " You're right this is sort of like necking." "What about tonight?" "Coach?" "Hey coach...?" "one, two and three !" "Now will you go out with me?" "What happened to you?" "I got beat up by a girl." "Whatcha' do to her?" "Donna, I'm not kidding." "Now you've got to help me." "Its bad enough getting stomped on," "In front of the whole team, but she likes me." " Who?" " Mrs. Hurley." "Nadine?" "Its not funny." "I don't know, maybe an older woman is just what you need." "I don't want to go out with anyone who can body slam me." "Well what do you want me to do about it?" "Talk to her or something, pretend you're still my girlfriend." "Sorry Mike, I'm not that good of an actress." "Donna this is serious." "I'm going to end up in traction." "May I help you?" "Hang up a local servants rebellion." "I wonder if you'd help me bundle up loose sticks and burn their master." "Malcolm..." "Malcolm Sloan, as in brother to Evelyn." "Mr. Marsh's driver as in, 'bring that car around James.'" " So, how badly did she damage the jag." " Its repairable." "Well that's the nice thing about ... things." "You know when she and Jeffrey fell in love" "He gave her a whole new life that's for sure,  And I got a nice uniform." "And the keys to the liquor cabinet." "God I hope I don't sound ungrateful because ..." "Compared to life I was living, want and dissipation is a step up." "And Evelyn she learned a lot herself;" "Defensive postures, masking bruises, vicious cycles." " What are you talking about?" " I'm sorry, am I being obscure?" "Once a fortnight Jeffrey pounds her mercilessly" "And she tries to get even by breaking one of his things." "So it perpetuates a cycle." "She's your sister, why don't you stop him?" "Sonny boy,nobody stops Mr. Marsh." "That's the golden rule around here." "You can jot that down and put it under your pillow." "I've got to get back." "Hey ... thanks." "I mean that." "Well, its still standing." "Almost by force of habit." "Well habit can provide a strong foundation." " Dead Dog Farm, hmm ?" " Yeah its an old legend." "Of all the people in the world the best and the worst are drawn to a dead dog." "Most turn away." "Only those with the purest of heart can feel its pain ..." "And somewhere in between the rest of us struggle." "Irene have you shown this property to anyone else recently?" "I don't think anyone asked to see it this last year." "Hmm, three vehicles;" "A jeep, a four wheeler and uh..." "A luxury sedan." "Its open ?" "Hello !" "There's been a meeting here." "In the past few hours." "What are you seeing ?" "They forgot there was no running water." "Baby laxative." " More white powder." " Mmm-hm." "Cocaine." "Irene, we have to notify the sheriff." "Nicky stop that please." "Nicky stop it." "I can't understand this at all." "I just had the car checked and gassed." "They told me it was in perfect working order." "Perfect working order." "This is all so ... technical." "Please Nicky, Uncle Dick is trying to read." "NICHOLAS GET OUT OF THE CAR!" "Nicholas, out of the car right now !" "OUT OF THE CAR !" "Did you hear me!" "?" " Are you mad at me Uncle Dick?" " Of course I'm not made at you." "Why should I be mad at you?" "Scared you didn't I?" "Uncle Dick !" "Don't worry - don't worry, I'm alright Little Nicky." "What if you died." "You're not going to die are you ?" "Of course not, don't be silly." " Harry ?" " Cooper." "This is Colonel Riley." "He's heading up the Air Force's investigation into Briggs' disappearance." " Colonel." " Cooper." "You were with Briggs when we lost our coordinates on him?" " Yes I was." " When you were at the sight did you notice any wildlife in the area ?" " Wildlife?" " Birds, owls ...?" "Yes." "Yes just moments before the Major disappeared, I heard an owl." " Any visual contact ?" " Look Colonel..." "Garland Briggs is a good friend of mine." "Be a lot better if you'd just leveled with us." "We know about the monitors" "And the messages from deep space that you received pertaining to me." "You may know something but ... you'd best get your facts straight." "Our monitors are pointed at deep space, but the messages we intercepted, that Briggs showed you, were sent from right here in these woods." "And where they were sent to..." "Is another question." "Might this have something to do with a place called the white lodge?" "That's classified." "Colonel, we'd like to help you but you need to give us a little more to go on here." "Garland Briggs," "Is the best pilot I've ever known." "He was born with hardware most of us only dream about." "I can tell you this," "His disappearance," "Has implications that go so far beyond national security The cold war seems like a case of the sniffles." "Your engine's fine." "The axle should be okay." "How'd you get so good at this ?" "Oh my Uncle Ed." "You think I'm good?" "You should see him he can fix anything." "I was uh talking to your brother today a little bit about your situation." "Look James, mind your own business." "Are you afraid?" "Are you afraid of your husband?" "Are you?" "There's nothing to talk about." "I know what's it like to be alone." "You are afraid of him aren't you ?" "Why don't you just leave?" "Its complicated." "Oh my god, its him !" "I've got to go." "Its not as bad as I made it out to be." " Jeffery darling how was your trip?" " fine, fine." "Well look who's here." "Did daddy have a change of heart ?" "Daddy just made the smartest decision that he's made all year." "Oh yeah, that doesn't say much." "What'd he do ?" "He put me on the pay roll." "Bobby, you junior achiever you." "And, uh, this right here, this is my first assignment." "Ah, anything I can help you with ?" "Maybe." "Maybe you could help me celebrate   after I show this to the boss." "Want to know what I think Bobby Briggs ?" "Tell." "I think ... that we should think ... about doing ... business ... together." "Audrey..." " I like the way you think." " Thank you." "Hey Mr. Horne, how's it going ?" "What uh ... is this that you're doing here exactly ?" "Gettysburg, day one." "The South is winning." "I followed Hank." "I got those pictures you wanted." "You see, I" " I don't know what he's up to but I'm sure its no good..." "I mean I've never seen these guys before, but there not exactly from the rotary." "You know what I mean ?" " I like you Bobby." " Well I" " I like you too." " How much am I paying you?" " Uh well... well we haven't actually discussed money." "Uh huh, well consider this your first raise." "Now you come back tomorrow and we will discuss a full time position." "Thank you." "Ben," "I won't let you down." "Nectar of the gods my dear." "It's the bubbles." "Wine comes in at the mouth." "Love comes in at the eye." "I touch my glass to my lips." "I look at you and sigh." "I look at you and sigh." "Thank you Pete." "That's very lyrical." "It's Yates." "He's a poet." "Yes I know..." "The only other toast I know was a limerick." "No really, really Pete, that was very..." " "There once was a lady from Galloway." "Who ... ."" " Josie!" " Yes ?" " We'll have our appetizers now." " Yes." " Oh Josie..." "I just want you to know that even though your station in this household" "Has changed, I intend to show you all the respect and affection that you deserve." "Thank you Catherine ... and I'll try to do the same." "Oh and put on your little maid's cap." "Catherine, don't you think maybe you're being a little hard on her ?" "I mean she is still part of the family." "Josie had a hand in Andrew's death" "And she did everything in her power to destroy me." "She's lucky she not hanging from a tree." "I don't believe it." "Not the Josie I know." "I would like to propose a toast to Ben Horne's double cross," "Here's to Josie Packard's dirty deeds" "And here's to the woman who brought them down." "Here's to me." "Here's to you Poodle." "Diane I'm holding in my hand a nationally distributed newspaper." "My opening move responding to Windom Earle's opening move was  printed in the personal columns per my instructions," "But I've already received his response to this ... yesterday." "He anticipated my response to his opening move perfectly." "He's toying with my Diane." "I wonder where he is, what he's planning." "Meanwhile I've spent the past two days without badge and gun the best way I know how;" "occupying both body and spirit." "Looked into some real estate, what the local agent charitably refers to as a fixer upper." "None the less its the kind of place where a man might make a home, raise a family." "Which is something, in spite of my past, I still hope I'm able to do." "However, as is the case here in Twin Peaks," "Even this bucolic hideaway is filled with secrets." "Secrets that may be connected to my trouble at the bureau" "And the cocaine that was found in my automobile." "Agent Hardy's deliberations will soon be completed" "And if I'm not adequately able to defend myself there's a very real possibility of imprisonment." " Hello Agent Cooper." " Audrey..." "This is for you." "I stole it." "Don't you think you better give it back ?" "Not until you look at what's inside." "Okay." "What am I going to find in here Audrey?" "Pictures my father paid for." "I did good didn't I ?" "Audrey, you did better than good." "You may have saved my life." "Good..." "So that's makes us even now right ?" " Denise !" " Hi coop." "Come in." "Sorry, am I interrupting something ?" "Special Agent Denise Bryson, Drug Enforcement Agency." "This is a very good friend of mine, Audrey Horne." " They have women agents?" " More or less." "Audrey if you'll excuse us, agency business." " I" " I thought you were suspended ?" " I am." "Thanks again... good night." "Thank you." "Well - well you're welcome." "Here are photographs of an abandoned property on the outskirts of town." "Jean Renault, Hank Jennings, Norma Jennings' stepfather and Sargent King Mounted Police." "They were at the scene earlier today." "In the kitchen I found traces of cocaine in a baby laxative used to step it out." "I think if you compare this which is taken from the farm with the stuff found from my automobile you find it to be a match." " That's good news Coop.." " Yeah." "Now can we talk about something more important ?" "Exactly how old is that girl ?" "Denise, I would assume you were no longer interested in girls ?" "Coop I may be wearing a dress... but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean." "Not really." "Are you going to eat that pie or just push it around ?" " I guess I ain't all that hungry." " Wanna talk about it?" "Oh you don't want to hear my problems." "We used to talk about everything." "We can still talk Ed." "Remember when we were kids ?" "All those plans we made." "It was like uh ... we were just waiting for our lives to begin." "Planning all that stuff that we'd do when we did." "Somehow, life starts before you know it." "Suddenly you're half way through living and all those plans they just don't mean a damn thing." "Living my life Norma, I just don't like it much." "We can make new plans." "Andrew..." " What is it Dick ?" " May I have a word with you ?" "Sure." " I feel we may have a problem." " What problem ?" " Its our mutual friend Little Nicky...." " Yes?" "How should I put this, well he's He's..." "Andy, I believe that Little Nicky, incredible as it may  Seem, may in fact be the devil." "The devil ?" "Or at the very least homicidal in the first degree." "Andy we've got to find out what happened to his parents." "I've got the uh autopsy report." "Dwayne, Dougie died of natural causes, heart attack." "No evidence of foul play." "Did you check him for witchcraft?" "That's uh not the kind of thing that shows up in an autopsy." " I want to press charges." " Now Dwayne you know I can't press charges if there hasn't been a crime." "Well she ... killed him with sex." "And uh ... how much clearer does it have to be ?" "Dwayne," "Dwayne its been a long, hard day why don't you just go home and..." "Try to get some rest." "You want me to go to sleep ?" "Not until that ... murdering hussy" "Is behind bars whe-where she belongs." "I'll sue her." "I'll" " I'll file ... civil suits." "She'll not get her hands on any of Dougie's money ..." "As long as I have a breath." "Not one single red cent !" "Not ... not ..." "I'll ..." "I'll ..." "Harry, do you still have that bottle of Irish in your office ?" "I wanna... put some in a little warm milk for the widow Milford." "Oh she doth teach the torches to burn bright." "It seems she hangs against the cheek of night like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear." "Beauty too rich for use." "For Earth too dear." "Twin Peaks sheriff station this is Lucy speaking." "One moment please." "Sheriff Truman." "Sheriff ?" "Sheriff Truman," "Sheriff Truman you have a telephone call, line three." "One moment please." "And so then they hung them on the back." "So wait it gets better." "And then I said :" "well what do you think underpants are for anyway?" "Tell us another one, please Lana." "One more." "This one time I had this cousin who was a clown in this rodeo, you know, and they just had all these really big horses, you know," " and you will not believe what they made him do." " what ?" "They made him...." "...thank you They made him stand in the middle and take his clown costume completely off." "Can I help you?" "You've been to prison." "I don't need to paint you any pictures." "What's this all about?" "For starters, you're guilty of a serious parole violation." "Enough to put you back inside." "Now unless you cooperate" "I intend..... ...to do everything in my power, to make sure you stay there." "My name is Ernie Niles and I confess :" "I'm guilty." "I guess I'm terribly guilty." " Against my will of course...." " Mr. Niles were not really interested in all that..." "They held me at gun point..." "They threatened me with physical violence." "These men are animals they'll stop at nothing." "Mr. Niles just ..." "They wanted me to sell drugs for them." "I tried to resist but... my family means everything to me, they threatened my family and... when they threatened my wife well I weakened you know." "Look I'm terribly terribly sorry." "I guess I did wrong but love ... love makes a guy do foolish things, you know," " illegal things..." " Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, will you shut up !" "Mr. Niles we appreciate the trials you've been through." "We sympathize with you." " You do?" " That's why we're here." " Oh - oh you are?" " Yes," " now tell us everything you know." " Yes Mrs. uh ... well..." "They tortured me and the thing was that they're filthy, horrible, disgusting ..." "Mr. Niles please, just the information pertaining to the selling of drugs if you please." "Oh that yeah, yeah well they got uhm ... 4 kilos of cocaine to sell so uh ..." "They're looking for a buyer." "So to protect my family, I , uh told them I'd go find one." " Have you ?" " Oh me, are you kidding ?" "I don't know anybody that would do anything like that." "You do now." "A major drug trafficker will arrive from Seattle tomorrow." "You will set up a meet with these men at the Dead Dog Farm." "I will ?" "How will I uh..." "How will I know him?" " You're looking at him." " Him?" "Excuse me, I've got a nervous bladder." "The Jag why!" "Why!" "Why would you drive it!" " It's a stick for Christ's sake !" " You could of driven it then !" "You could of driven it then !" "Its a challenge for you !" "You know something ..." "Is she gonna be okay ?" "The first time he beat her I swore revenge, something violent and noble." "She beg me not to hurt him, made me promise, said it was for both our sakes." "That was four years ago." "One day I'll swear I'll kill him." "No matter what it costs." " Geez Ma give me a heart attack.." " I'm sorry." "What are you doing here sitting alone in the dark?" "Nothing, just sitting here." "Well read a book or something mom, its creepy." "Its dad right ?" "He'll be back." "You know he will." "This is just some of that top secret jazz." "I'm not so sure this time." "I was at the Double R a couple of weeks ago, Dad and I, we  Had this talk   about this dream he had." "It was a big house, made of white marble and lots of lights." "Dad was there and I was there too." "Living a life of deep harmony and joy, or something like that," "And there was all this stuff about my future good stuff." "Kinda' nuts ... but I think he's cool." "Your father is an extraordinary human being." "My father is a deeply weird individual," "But he has a lot more going on in his head than most people that's for sure." "Sometimes when I'm sleeping ..." "He runs his fingers through my hair  And he thinks I don't notice that." "How long have I been gone ?" "Two days." "Strange..." "It seemed much shorter." "Garland !" "Bobby, I want you to put out that cigarette." "Then I'd like you to fix me a cocktail." "A strong one if you don't mind." "Sure dad." "Is everything alright?" "No dear," "Not exactly."