"[SUE CHEYENNES 'THIS IS YOUR LIFE, TIIIIIY LEA' PLAYS]" "Здравейте,азсъмТимиЛи." "Товае  ми първия ден на почистване на прозорци." "Ever thought about window cleaners?" "They spend their days looking into hundreds of little boxes, many of which have got people In." "AH sorts of people." "That's mo!" "What about that physique, eh?" "Ooﬂ" "A bit Steve McQueen, Isn't It?" "No wonder the birds go crazy for mo." "Favourite gear I: a white nylon T-shlrt." "Because when you wet It, you can press It up against the window." "And then give them a little smile." "Well, nice for the old ones." "Makes ll sort of Remembrance Day." "[MI]" "Still, you can't expect to go potty on your first day, can you?" "Cor, cop a load of that, eh?" "What a knocker factory!" "She's obviously a pushover for my brand of animal magnetism." "[MOUTHING] Plss off!" "Whoops!" "Lost mo balance." "And me bucket." "[MI]" "Some of the things you see are quite an education." "I mean, just look at that shower!" "Btlmey, they're big for their age." "They're also Mg for my age." "[YELLS] [GLASS BREAKS]" "[MI]" "But all this was nothing to what I saw in a shop down the high street." "It all started with a little bit of window undressing." "I 'vo hoard of your work gelling on lop of you, but not you gelling on lop of your work!" "What a diabolical way to start a new career." "Flat on me back, staring up blokes' trouser legs." "And along comes this bird." "If It hadn't been for her, I might have jacked It In right away." "Because she awoke In mo deep-rooted feelings of senslllvlly and delicacy" "I never knew!" "had." "Never knew I could say." "In fact, one look at Elizabeth and I fell like a pal!" "of lead knickers." "She was the type of girl you say, "Please, may I?" before you give her one." "A card, I mean." "Because Sid did promise me a piece of the action with any new customers." "Cori" "Wouldn't have minded a place of her action." "What are you trying to do, ruin ma?" "One broken window, one bucketed traffic warden threatening to sue, and now you tell me you lost your squeegee." "I muet've dropped It under the crowd." "And that': another thing." "I pay you to clean windows." "If you wanna Ila on the floor and look up skirts, you do It In your own time, right?" "But I told you, It was shock." "They were having It off In the window." "So?" "Have you got a sax hang-up or something?" "Ho, but I thought she had three lags." "Look, Tlmmy boy, In our business you've got to be Immune from shocks, especially from hlrds, three-lagged or one-lagged." "As long as they are satisfied customers... they hrlng In new ones." "Hay, I mot a real knockout this morning." "Fabulous face, fantastic body, lag: right up to her armpits." "What about her windows?" "Windows?" "Oh, I gave her a card." "It': no good just chatting up dolly hlrds." "You've gotta grease the old hag: too." "Ta." "It': not all Raquel Walch pulling you onto her dumplings, you know." "[CAR APPROACHES]" "Christ, what also did you do?" "Hello." "As we were pssslng, I just thought I'd stop and see If you were all right." "Thou fall: can sometime:" "have delayed affects." "Oh, yes." "I mean, no!" "Thank you, I'm all right." "Flna." "Wall, I have to get hack on patrol now." "Good night." "What's all that, than?" "It was her." "Who?" "The hlrd, I told you." "Have you gone stark raving bonkers, trying to chat up female fuzz?" "I didn't know who she was." "But I don't care, Sld." "Oh, Isn't she a knockout?" "Oh, yeah, you picked the right word, boy." "What I wouldn't do for her." "Wall, I'm more worrlad about what you wouldn't do for my customers." "What do you mean, ah?" "I mean, I've got to he sure, If some hlrd offer: to squeeze out your chamole, you don't go retracting your ladder!" "Christ, anyone would think I was a bloody vlrglnl" "I do." "And so doe:" "Rosla." "What doe: she know, ah?" "Sister: always know." "I don't know what you're on about." "Rasponslhllltlas, that': what." "You taking over some of mina." "I mean, with Roele pregnant, I feel It':" "only proper I should cut It out for a while." "Window cleaning?" "Not cleaning, you hark!" "Servicing, keeping the customers happy." "Oh." "Anything I can do, Sld?" "Yeah, wall, that': what worrlu ma." "Can you do?" "Oh, coma off It, Sldl" "Never mind 'Coma off It.' Have you aver been on It?" "Of course I have!" "Yeah?" "I don't reckon you could dip your tassel In a fira bucket without instructions." "Vary funny, Sld." "All right, Tlmmo." "After dlnnar, you and ma are going out." "What for?" "To get a professional opinion." "Tim":" "Mind you, I didn't like id admii ii, but Sid was right." "My sex Hfe held as much sensation as a concrete contraceptive." "In fact, I could describe myself as the walking answer to contraception." "I don't do It!" "With mo, It': more a can of good kiss, good fool and good night." "NM ilk!" "Sid." "I mean, he really deserved the Queen's Award for Industry." "Oh, God." "I don't know why your old man works In tho lost property off loo." "Might just a: wall move the whole lot hare!" "Dad's working on It." "I wouldn't mind If ha nicked something worthwhile." "WOMAN:" "That you, boys?" "Yes, Mum." "How did It all go, dear?" "Oh, fina, Mum." "You could say It was a great day In the history of British window cleaning." "Oh, that': nlca." "Rosla could hardly wait for you to get hack." "Oh, that': nlca too." "Yeah, she's been dreaming about that chocolate fudge all day." "Oh, Sidney, you didn't forget It?" "She told you she'd got a craving for chocolate fudge." "Yeah, wall, I know." "I'm sorry." "I forgot." "ROSIE:" "Sidney!" "Hare, love!" "Ah!" "And how's llttla earth mother tonight, ah?" "I'm starving." "Ha forgot It." "You didn't." "Sorry, love, It slipped ma mind." "I'll go after dlnnar." "The nawngant stock:" "It." "One llttla thing." "I ask you to do one llttla thlngl" "I'm sorry, Rosla, love." "It': not the and of the world." "I'll go now." "I don't want It now!" "All right, I won't go and got It now!" "Rosla, all I want to do I: make you happy." "Than plu off." "Roslal" "Yes, uh..." "Well, I thlnk I'll have a wash before the thieving magpie gets home." "Tlmmy, I won't have you talking Ilka that." "Your father never take:" "anything that anyone wants." "Not even us." "[ROSIE SOBS]" "It': tlma I forked the potatoes." "Rosie, love, I said I was sorry, but with Timmy and everything, I had a lot on me mind today." "Oh, I'll but." "And not only on your mind." "Don't he Ilka that." "My friend: get around too, you know." "They nu a lot of your ladder, but not so much of you." "Rosla, sometime:" "I've got to he sociable." "You don't think I Ilka drinking all them cup: of tea, do you?" "It's part of hulldlng up the huslnsss, Rosls." "I'm doing It all for you, love." "Oh, all right." "I'll forgive you." "That's a girl." "But watch It, because, Sidney Noggatt, one extramarital and I'll cut It off." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "Don't answer It." "They've probably coma about the tally." "Isn't It working?" "Dad won't pay the instalments." "Ha can't got colour." "I keep talllng him It's a black-and-whlta sat!" "It I:" "Dad." "So, what's the matter with hl: key?" "He': got hi: arm: full." "Oh, God." "More colourful crap." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "Hera!" "Harpoon It yourself, did you?" "Ha, bloody ha." "Oh, God." "It was left on the Pullman Express." "Look nlca over the fira, won't It?" "Look hatter on It." "Who asked for your opinion?" "Now, don't you two start." "Hang on!" "I've got some rights hare!" "As a regular rant-payer"" "Rent?" "It don't even pay our window cleaner." "Glva over, Dad." "Sld': told you why he doesn't do our windows." "Rlght." "It': had to hrlng your work home." "It only cause: trouble." "You can't clean your own, Ilka a psychiatrist never treat: hl: own famllyl" "I don't Interfere In your business, so don't try to tall ma what to do with my moon." "Oh, coma on, Dad." "I was only kidding." "I thlnk ha': great." "Do you?" "Sure." "We'll call him Clarence." "Clarence?" "Good evening, Clarence." "What do you think of Dad?" "'I think ha': a stupid old git.' You think ha': a stupid old git?" "That's funny" "Wall, I still think you're nothing but a no-good spongar." "ISOBs]" "Now, now." "Your dad didn't moan It." "Say you're sorry, Dad." "All right." "I'm sorry." "Ha uh!" "ha': sorry, Rush." "It': not hlml" "Wall, I nid I was sorry." "It': not you!" "Wall, what I:" "It, dear?" "That bloody thing's laarlng at ma!" "Don't do that!" "You'll break hl: antlers!" "TIIIIIY:" "Ysah, but what's this 'professional opinion' bit?" "You're not taking ma to the doctor, are you?" "[sun LAUGHS]" "Lil's not a doctor, but she's certainly a specialist." "Who's LII?" "My vary obliging second-removed cousin, Llly Lamour." "The biggest sensation since natural gas." "[BURLESQUE MUSIC PLAYS]" "[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]" "[CHEERING AND WHISTLING]" "WOMAN:" "I can't get It on right." "What's It Ilka tonight?" "Four man and a dog." "Ouch!" "Hope nobody': decent!" "Evening, pueeycatel" "Hallo, darling." "How are you?" "Good show tonight, girls." "Hallo, love, how are you?" "HI, Ill." "And to what do we owe this royal visit?" "I need help, Ill." "What?" "Have you worn It out?" "No, not ma." "Thl:" "I: for the family." "I'd Ilka you to meat my hrothar-In-law Tlmmy." "Please, Sld--." "HI, Tlmmy." "HI." "MAN [OVER PA]:" "Baby dolls, please." "Baby dolls." "So, what's the problem?" "Well, there's been a slight gap in Timmy': education." "Yes, but I don't want to fill It hare." "You're not hunt, are you?" "Of course I'm not bent." "Between you and me, he': etlll got a blue how tied to It!" "Ha: ha, now?" "Please, Sid" "Wall, drink up and tall Ill all about It." "Oh, LII, Ill." "You're a doll." "And you're a bastard." "Sld, where are you going?" "Sld, where are you going?" "!" "To get some chocolate fudge." "Relax, Tlmmy." "I won't hita." "Relax!" "I can't." "They'll he hack In a mlnuta." "Not a:" "long a: that music's playing." "Ooh!" "I: my hand cold?" "Uh, no, It was just that you" " Aahl" "Wall, hallo." "You've left ma." "Oh, I'm" " I'm sorry." "You got ovaraxcltad." "Yes, yes, that': what It was, yes." "[enumme]" "We're not doing too well, are we?" "No." "Would It help If I wore the lion tamer': gear?" "No." "I don't know what's coma over ma." "Wall, It Isn't ma." "Ooh..." "Ooh..." "Oh!" "Now, that': hatter." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "[CREAKING AND IIOANING]" "Ohh..." "I" "Oh, that was tarrlflc." "That was absolutely tarrlflc." "I'm glad, Tlmmy." "But there's something you ought to know." "Yes?" "I moan, I don't want you to go through llfa with a fatlsh." "What do you mean?" "You've just had my suspandar halt." "[MI]" "TIIIIIY:" "Another night of mad, passionate failure." "AH that and the fetish bit." "I mean, Imagine having lo say lo a bird, "Sorry, love," "I can only get It together If you wear gum boots and a gas mask." "And also, would you mind terribly If I had a feather up me us?"" "I never thought of meself as being unnatural." "Bloody unlucky, yes, but not unnatural." ""Timothy gets terribly confused when It comes to sex. "" "SIDNEY:" "Hare': a list of today's jobs." "I'm starting you oft' with another chance." "Not with LII?" "Huh!" "You won't he nalng Ill again, not If she no: you first." "Mrs. Jacqueline Brown." "Oh, 47 Lyndhurst." "Rlght, Bluabaard." "She's a bit of a nympho." "And If you fall there, you may as well buy a bacon slicer and join the Vienna Boys' Cholr." "[THUNDER RUMBLES]" "Coma on, son, get It off." "Hare, coma on." "Sld." "Morning, Jacqul." "You're early." "Sorry, love." "Had to rearrange the schedule." "At least you'll get done before the rain." "Oh, I'm breaking In some new help." "Slnce when did you need help?" "Wall, you know how thing: are." "You gotta expand." "And Is this the expansion?" "Yeah." "Ma new mate Tlmmy." "Nlca to meat you, Tlmmy." "Me too." "He hasn't had much experience yet." "But I'm sort of letting him feel hle way around with a few understanding customers." "You were always thoughtful, Sld." "Yeah." "Well, I'll leave him to get on with It, then." "Won't I he nalng you again?" "Oh, sure." "I'll he In and out, now and than." "Good job, now, Tlmmo." "Right?" "Rlght." "[cumeme]" "You won't be needing that inside." "The rooms are quite small." "Oh, yes, of course." "Sorry, madam." "[THUNDER CRASHES]" "Oh, It': so humid today." "Aren't you hot?" "JACQUI:" "You, you are." "You're sweating." "Yes, I am a bit, yes." "How about a cold drink?" "Some tea or coffee?" "Oh, I'm easy." "I wouldn't have thought so." "Uh" " Wall, a Coke would he fina, yes." "One Coke coming up." "Yes, well, I thlnk I'd better get started." "What's the rush?" "Are you aiming to he the fastest window cleaner In the West?" "No." "I just thought" "Look, just sit down and have your drink first." "Oh, right." "I hope you're not In such a hurry about everything." "I won't join you." "I have to watch my flgura." "You must have plenty of company." "Oh, I nu you're another Sld." "Oh, no, not qulta." "Ara you married?" "Oh, you're joking." "You?" "Mm-hmm." "He': abroad with the services." "Oh, what's he In?" "Anything that moves." "No, I'm halng unkind." "He':" "In the navy, so you can't blame him." "Or us." "[CRASH OF THUNDER]" "Oh, God, quick, the window!" "There's one over the elnk." "Rlght." "Don't worry, we'll soon clear up" " Oh!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I'm afraid I've made a man." "Already?" "No, you us, I've upset the" Oh!" "[MI]" "[TABLE RATTLES]" "[BUBBLES POP]" "[SLURPING NOISE]" "[HANDEUS 'HALLELUJAH CHORUS' PLAYS]" "Well, Jacqui had certainly taught me how to come clean." "New I know what they mean by the ultimate detergent." "Talk about soft hands and forever blowing bubbles!" "Taught me something else too:" "it's just like ielrning to ride a bike." "Once you find you can stay up, there's no problem." "In fact, right there and than, I couldfire won the Tour do France, ladder and all." "[MI]" "Hallo." "Oh, hl." "Hard at It?" "Yeah, on and off, yes." "You hatter pull over." "Oh, right." "Sorry, mate." "[GLASS SMASHES]" "Oh, God." "What the bloody hall do you think you're doing?" "Complete accident, slr." "Wall, I shall want your name and address." "Falr enough, yes." "Uh, I clean them too." "Please, you must move out of the road." "Oh, right." "Ara you all right, slr?" "No thank: to him." "Sorry about that." "I'm afraid I shall have to take a law particulars." "Fabulous." "Name?" "Tlmmy." "Tlmmy what?" "Lea." "And yours?" "I mean, I can't go through llfa calling you WPC 49, can I?" "Radlatt." "Elizabeth Radlatt." "Address?" "Scruggs Lana, 63." "Uh..." "WIII you come to the movies tonight?" "Ara you trying to hrlha ma?" "Yes." "Than I accept." "[SHOUTS] Yahoo!" "[MI]" "What a day!" "With this kind of luck, I could even sell return tickets to kamikaze pilots." "I could hardly wilt for me next client, Ills:" "Prendergast." "A new customer, so Sld said to take It easy." "Now?" "Now." "Oh, thank you." "It's the mattress that makes It so heavy." "Be even heavier If we were on It." "Now I can flnleh my housework before I go out." "I'm afraid my daily':" "gone off with a hernia." "Ah, wall, my auntla want off with a Lithuanian." "[cuumme]" "Oh, no." "I've dropped me leather." "Do you know who you ramlnd ma of?" "Humphrey Bogart." "Oh, you're taking the mickey." "No, It': your body." "You haven't nan my body." "I mean the way you walk." "You mean the way he held Lauren Bacall In To Have and lo Have Not?" "'If you want anything, whistle.'" "[WHISTLES BADLY]" "You can fill your bucket In there." "Yes, ma'am." "[WHISTLES CHEERFULLY]" "You a movla fan, than?" "I nu all the old stuff on the tally." "Wall, I go a: much a: possible when I'm not teaching." "TIMMY:" "Get away." "What do you teach?" "Biology" "Ooh!" "Wlsh I was In your clan." "You don't have to he gallant." "I wouldn't say It unless I meant It." "In fact, you ramlnd ma a bit of Marilyn Monroe." "In these glasses?" "New you're taking the mickey." "Ho, really." "In that film where she was short-sighted." "How lo Marry a Millionaire." "Yeah." "I find you vary attractive, Ills:" "Prandargast, and I wanna klu you." "Dustin Hoffman In The Graduate." "It was Mrs. Robinson." "So?" "I don't know how to put this." "I moan, I'm rather shy and I hardly know you." "Don't worry, love, I'm way ahead of you." "Would you no If you can fix the flush In the bathroom?" "The flush?" "I'd hate you to think I was taking advantage, but sometime:" "It work:" "and sometime:" "It doesn't." "Oh..." "Yeah." "Thank you." "I'll have a go." "Meanwhile, If you don't mind, I'll go and get ready." "Well, this was a puzzler and no mistake." "Get ready for what?" "I'd feel such a bark bursting In Markers, only to find her dressed to go shopping." "I was getting confused again." "Birds unfunny things, you know." "One minute they give you the "No, no, you mustn't" bit." "Then suddenly It's "Yes, you must, you randy bugger. "" "[TOILET FLUSHES]" "Should he all right now." "I, uh" "[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]" "Uh..." "Had to adjust the ballcock." "I wish I was clever with my hands." "Bat you could he If you triad." "No, no, you mustn't." "It': wicked." "Oh, that': not what Lauren Bacall aaid." "[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] I want to klu thou beautiful breasts." "That's Clark Gable In Rod Dust." "Ha never nld that." "[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] Because Jean Harlow': weren't a: beautiful a: yours." "You can't stay long, you know." "Her father coma: homo for lunch." "Then the quicker we reach the Alamo, the better!" "John Wayne." "True Grit." "[BELT suns]" "He': getting naughty now." "Naughty and Impatient." "[scmmas]" "What's-J?" "Oh!" "Scissors." "Sclssorsl Have you got any scissors?" "It': all right." "I've done It." "Oh, good." "Right, lat': take It off." "No, she doesn't want to." "She's shy." "Under hare." "It': nlcar." "Oh." "Rlght." "No, no, ha': got to say hallo to her first." "Oh-." "TIMMY:" "Hallo." "Hallo." "Oh, yes, oh, she Ilka: that." "L: he enjoying It too?" "[TIMMY MUMBLES]" "Mmm." "Talk to her." "Talk to her." "[TIIIIIY YELPS]" "Ha nld he can't Walt any longer." "[noon ovens]" "MAN:" "Carola?" "MAN:" "You upstairs?" "Just finishing the carpet." "Ba right with you." "MAN:" "I'll coma and help." "Where are my knickers?" "Sod your knickers." "Stop him coming up." "BB!" Th!" "hi!"!" "Ooh!" "Ma leather?" "Hallo." "They lat ma off early." "Oh." "Morning." "Morning." "Wall, that':" "It, than." "Don't worry about the payment." "We'll and an account." "Thank you." "Extraordinary way to clean windows." "Oh, he'll coma hack and do the rut later." "No, I mean he was cleaning them with knickers." "Knickers?" "[amenae]" "TIMMY:" "How's that?" "Bloody marvellous." "Bloody horrible." "I just hope It doesn't affect the baby, that's all." "Evening, all." "There!" "I didn't forget this time, did I?" "Oh, you are good to ma." "But I nid plnaappla." "Pineapple?" "Never mind." "It': the thought that counts." "Rosla, you distinctly said" "MR. LEA:" "It's not In the centre." "TIIIIIY:" "Yes, It ls." "Oh, God." "You know what you can do, don't you?" "Sld, can I ask a favour?" "It depends." "Hare, how did It go today?" "Oh, you would have been proud of ma, Sld." "Can I borrow the minivan tonight?" "What for?" "I've got a very special date." "Not with one of my customers?" "Of course not." "Because that would he highly unethical." "Ara window cleaner: struck off?" "You us, she's off duty tonight and" "Hang on." "Off duty?" "You mean Fanny the Fuzz?" "Her name I:" "Elizabeth." "I don't care If It':" "Sherlock Holmes." "You can't hrlng her hack hare." "Why not?" "She's a nlca girl." "Nlca girl?" "!" "She's a copper!" "I don't nu why I can't hrlng her hack." "Because most of this let's probably on her list, that': why." "Now what are we fighting about?" "Timmy': got himself involved with the law." "Tlmmy, what have you done?" "Nothing, Mum." "Just because I've got a date with a girl that happens to be a policewoman." "Policewoman?" "Oh..." "She's a smashing hlrd, Mum." "Intelligent, wall-spoken." "Oh, yeah." "She's passed all her cross-examinations." "You can all relax, because I'm not bringing her back." "Oh, I thlnk that': wise, dear." "We don't want to refurnish." "Oh, and I won't he In for grub." "All right." "Take your bucket, than." "It shouldn't he In hare." "Hallo, what's this?" "Well, from memory, I'd say they were a pair of knickers." "They're for hl: collection." "Collection?" "Didn't you know your son's the demon knlckar nlckar of Scruggs Lana?" "Why don't you halt up." "It': not true." "Tlmmy?" "Of course It': not." "He': having you on." "All right, It' you're all so Interested, uh..." "I bought them." "You bought knickers?" "He': dead kinky too." "Disgusting." "Go on." "Drop your trousers." "Show them what you're wearing." "I bought them for a glrlfrland." "[CHUCKLES]" "L:" "It a crlma to he found with a pair of knickers?" "Not If you're a window cleaner." "And what I: that supposed to mean?" "Wall, If the cap fits-- [cumznnae]" "[ROSIE YELLS]" "Quick, ambulance!" "It's coming!" "[BELCHES]" "Wind." "[DRAMATIC MUSIC] [euusuors]" "[HORSES GALLOPING]" "Oh, sorry, I was trying to look for the, um" "Oh!" "Tlmmyl" "Sorry, just dropped a bit of popcorn." "You won't find It up there." "Behave yourself." "WOMAN:" "Shh!" "[euusuors]" "[HORSES GALLOPING]" "I'm gonna have to put you In handcuffs." "I don't know." "You can't win, can you?" "You make s pass, It's wrong." "You don't make s pass, you've insulted them." "Who':" "Imam";" "You wouldn't Ilka to think I didn't fancy you, would you?" "No, I'm glad you do." "It': just that there's a proper time and a proper place." "Yeah, but what happen: when you've got the time but can't afford the place?" "Oh, Tlmmy." "It': not a question of money." "It':" "just getting to know each other." "That's what I was trying to do." "You're sweet." "But you're impossible." "That's what Sld says." "Impossible, I mean." "And you're too good for that sort of job." "What's wrong with cleaning windows?" "Nothing, but you should he doing something a llttla more" "A llttla more rewarding." "Such as?" "Wall, you'd, uh, make a good policeman." "It' you thought about it seriously." "What's so funny?" "The family." "If I told them I was gonna he a copper, they'd go berserk!" "What's wrong with halng a copper?" "Nothing." "It': all right for some, I suppose." "If you're the officious type." "Oh, wall, thank: a lot." "Oh, I didn't" " I didn't mean you." "I thlnk It': tlma I want homo now, anyway." "Llz." "Llzl" "You don't have to drlva ma." "I can get a cab." "Of course I'll drlva you." "Llzl Llzl" "Excuse ma, slr." "£1, please." "Oh, yes." "Llz, Walt a mlnutal" "Excuse ma, slr." "Plck It up, please." "Without service." "Thank you." "[ENGINE STOPS]" "I've enjoyed It, Tlmmy." "Really, I have." "Trust ma to put ma hig flat foot In It." "Oh, I didn't mean your kind" "I know what you meant." "Ilka to coma In for a good-nlghtar?" "Would I?" "Oh, yes!" "[THUDDING]" "Ta." "How many of you llva hare?" "Just ma and my parents." "Early-to-haddars, ah?" "No, they're out at one of Daddy's dlnnere." "What doe: your, uh, dad do, than?" "He': an Inspector." "Income tax?" "Pollca." "He': not that frightening." "Wall, won't he mind ma halng hare, than?" "Why should ha?" "Any more than your parent: would object to ma." "Oh-." "So you see, Tlmmy, If ever you did decide to change jobs, I might be able to help." "Tlmmy, I'm talking to you." "Llz." "Handcuffs." "[noon ovens]" "MAN:" "I'm extremely glad to he hack." "WOMAN:" "Oh, It wasn't so had, dear." "It': all right." "Don't panic." "WOMAN:" "Ara you In, Elizabeth?" "Yes, Mummy." "Oh, I didn't know you had company." "Mummy, this ls Tlmmy." "Oh, how nice." "Pleased to meet you, Mrs. Radlett." "How long ha:" "that van been outside?" "Oh, It': mlna, slr." "Oh, I:" "It?" "Yes, slr." "Wall, the tyre: are worn." "It really shouldn't he on the road at all." "I'm sorry, slr." "Have you been In a fight?" "No, slr." "Why': your mouth bleeding?" "How was the dlnnar, Daddy?" "RADLETT:" "Absolutely dreadful." "The chief constable ha: got verbal diarrhoea." "I need a brandy." "How about Mr...?" "No, thanks." "I have to he going." "Tlmmy just dropped me home from the movies." "MOTHER:" "How nlca." "I take It you're conversant with the tyre tut." "Tyre tut?" "Yes." "You, uh, put a coin In the tread." "And ll' It fall: out, the tyre':" "Illegal." "Oh, I'll do that, slr." "Good." "And I should put some Dattol on your mouth If I were you." "Oh, yes, I'll do that too, slr." "Good night, ma'am." "Oh, yes, wall, good night." "So nlca." "He's lying, of course." "Lying?" "Oh, yes." "You can't got all that blood round your mouth unlau you've been In a fight." "It wasn't blood, John." "It was lipstick." "Lipstick?" "Oh, Christ, I: he one of thou?" "I take It you're also conversant with the cost of four bloody tyros." "Only you could screw your way Into a fuzz nut!" "How was I to know about her old man?" "You better pull your finger out and get some new clients to pay for this lot!" "And I don't mean Scotland Yard, the Old Bailey or Hi5!" "What Std didn't know was the only thing I'd screwed out of Elizabeth was another date." "As for the job, welt, It was a relief to find that some people only expected the window cleaner to clean windows." "[TOILET FLUSHES]" "[MI]" "Although there was never a dull moment, and mostly ll was a good, healthy outdoor Hfo, there were times I fell the job was gelling on top of me." "One marshmallow for you, for halng a good boy, and one for ma, for halng a good customer." "Oh!" "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "Clrculatlon will come back." "But I have been a good customer, though, haven't I, Tlm?" "I mean, who also gives you a two-year contract?" "No one." "Wall, than, act grateful." "I did." "That was 10 mlnutu ago!" "Oh!" "Walt, I've got to finish thi: first." "Oh, excuses, excuses." "You sound Ilka my late husband." "Didn't know he was dead." "Wall, he ls." "From the waist down." "Walt, Walt." "Ha won't suddenly hurtla In, will ha?" "Oh, not until the batting shop closes." "Than all he'll want I:" "more money, the bastard." "[MAN WHISTLES]" "Not there!" "MAN:" "Brenda?" "Go away!" "I'm resting." "MAN:" "It':" "Important, Brenda!" "Not there!" "The rug." "TIMMY:" "The rug?" "[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]" "Look, you're wasting your tlma." "I don't have any money." "Oh, with you looking like that, Brenda, who need: money?" "BRENDA:" "Oh, you?" "And what do you think you're going to do?" "You, Brenda, you." "Wall, you've got another think coming." "And get off ma marshmallows." "Oh, now, Brenda, you know how I foal about you." "BRENDA:" "Oh, yes, with your clammy hands." "BRENDA:" "Look, I'm warning you!" "MAN:" "Oh, coma on, Bran." "Right!" "You asked for this." "How would you Ilka to meat my husband?" "Wall" " What" "BRENDA:" "All right." "You can coma out now." "Coma out?" "Ah!" "Uh!" "Ha hasn't gone for a gun, ha: ha?" "[LAUGHING] [noon sums]" "Brenda, for God's sake!" "You thought that he was my husband!" "What?" "And ha thought that you were." "You mean he wasn't your husband?" "Ha was the landlord." "That's the way he Ilka: hl: rant." "You wicked cowl" "[BRENDA SCREAMS]" "Std had warned me about the next call, Vtllters House." ""Hygiene-mad," he said. "Wipe your feet, newspapers on the carpet." "And you even have to wash your hands before you touch the soap!"" "In fact, Std said, "Better be safe." "Don't touch anything, and certainly not Mrs. Vtllters."" "Because her old man owned this block of ﬂats we serviced." "Hallo." "Uh, window cleaner." "[HEAVY ACCENT] Please?" "Uh, windows." "Ah, Mrs. Vllllar:" "Instruct ma to lat you do It." "Dld she, now?" "You start up or down, please?" "Oh, that': up to Mrs. Vllllars." "Oh, I: no matter." "She Isn't home." "Oh." "Wall, I thlnk I'd Ilka to start at the top and work ma way down." "Top." "Okay." "TIMMY:" "Cor!" "Thl:" "I: top." "No shoe: hare." "You're kidding." "No." "It I: so there I: no dirt for feat." "And Mrs. Vllllar: say to use newspapers." "She sound:" "Ilka a right kink to ma." "Hare, what about that mirror?" "Ah." "Mrs. Vllllar:" "Ilka:" "to nu everything." "Oh, you mean It': a two-way?" "Please?" "A two-way mirror." "You know, one way you look In, the other way you look out?" "Oh, I am sorry." "My English." "Ah." "Wall, say you and ma were having it" "Batter not say that." "Suppose you wars Mug "m: ﬂanks" and" "I'll start the windows." "Okay." "Ah..." "A moment." "L: good?" "Oh, vary good." "Good." "Also, she say to cover hooks." "I should'va worn glove:" "for thi: job." "Mrs. Vllllar:" "Ilka everything vary clean." "Hay, she I: kinky." "Look at this." "Body Discipline." "It': whip: and things, Isn't It?" "No, I: yoga." "She I: hig yoga-dour." "Naked Yoga." "Naked yoga!" "L: hatter with free body." "You mean you do this?" "Of course." "'The toe-hold lotus posture.' She must be on hinges to do that." "After practice, I: not difficult." "You sit, I show." "SH?" "SH." "Oh, sit." "Hr", you do so." "So." "Coma." "Ma?" "INGRID:" "Slﬂ" "NOW lo." "And so." "[enums]" "You try again." "Try again?" "I can't move." "I got rigor mortis." "That's because you are not yet circulating." "Look, I thlnk I should go and circulate thou windows." "Ah, but first, we must uncramp you." "Mrs. Vllllar: will not Ilka If you fall off ladder." "Yeah, well, the Idea doesn't grab me much either." "So..." "Thl:" "I: for circulating your head." "TIMMY:" "You're having ma on!" "Evan you can't do that." "Without clothes, of course." "Oh!" "So I: good." "I: releasing all tension." "You speak for yourself." "Make: blood to the head." "It': the beet cure." "Come on." "Watch It!" "I had a llttla bit of zip trouble yesterday." "Okay." "You do It." "Rlght." "Don't blame ma If thi:" "get: hlggar than both of us." "Maybe thi:" "I: aular for you." "Uh, couldn't we just lie on the bed and meditate?" "The had!" "I: good Idea." "Ilka so." "And I hold your lag: up." "Oh, coma." "You're spoilt by clothes." "Yes, wall, I'd rather he spoilt than do manlf an Injury." "Rlght." "[enums]" "Hope I'm not elck on her carpet." "Vary qulat." "Balance." "Concentrate." "I am!" "I count three and I let go." "One, two" "How dare you?" "OW!" "Oh-.." "Um, I was just-- Get off my had at once!" "And you, get out." "Yes, ma'am." "Sorry, ma'am, I was" "She was only rallavlng my tensions." "Out!" "Out." "Yeah." "I'll speak to you later, Ingrid." "Yea, madam." "I forgot ma ladder." "I said, get out." "But my ladder" "You don't get out of thi: house, I shall call the pollca." "Out of thi: house." "Yes, ma'am." "And put a clean cover on my had Immediately." "Immediately!" "[MI]" "You coma hack hare, no ladder, no bucket, no shoe: and socks, and you tall ma It': because you've got cramp?" "What are you, some sort of congenial ldlot or something?" "It was thi: naked yoga, Sld." "You realise old man Vllllers will probably cancel our whole office contract." "I'm sure If you apologised" "Ma?" "!" "Was I standing on ma head half-knackar: naked?" "!" "I was wearing ma shorts!" "I don't care If you was wearing a frog sultl" "No, I meant apologise for ma, Sld." "I mean, when It come: to charm chat, no one': more experienced than you." "Wall, I suppose, ll' you look at It that way." "Rlght." "I need my bloody head examined." "Come on." "Oh, could we stop off and get me some shoe: first?" "[CAR APPROACHING]" "Mos manna" "Oh, no." "What are you standing there for?" "Coma on!" "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "Ah, Mrs. Vllllars." "I've come round here in person to apologise for the inexcusable behaviour of my young hrothar-In-law hare." "Basically, ha': a good boy." "Honest, kind to animals." "And hl: parents." "But emotionally, ha': a shade retarded." "However, I feel sure that someone of your warmth, your intuitive grasp of the situation facing young Pnopla today, will have no difficulty in deciding that thi: was just a childish ascapada." "Have you flnlshad, Mr. Noggatt?" "I have Indeed, Mrs. Vllllars." "And what have you got to say?" "Oh, I agree." "Oh, I mean, I'll do anything to make up for It." "Then the incident I: closed." "And you may proceed with the windows." "Thank you, Mr. Noggatt." "Thank you, Mrs. Vllllars." "Leave thou thing: out there." "You can coma In and fix up a light bulb for ma first." "A light bulb?" "Oh, yes, of course." "And wlpa your feat." "Than coma Into the house." "There's a broken one down In the cellar." "Rlght." "Oh, It': the coal cellar." "The light': up there on the left-hand wall." "Oh." "Ah." "I need something to stand on." "Thll'll do." "Must say, I never thought of you In a coal cellar." "And how did you think of ma?" "Wall, you Ilka everything so clean, don't you?" "Oh, ta." "You have a "rm young body." "Oh, no." "Tha" " The top':" "coma off." "Look." "[yells]" "Oh, I'm" " I'm sorry." "It sort of came off In my hand." "You're just a dirty llttla boy, aren't you." "Don't worry." "It': only coal." "Look." "Hera." "Lat ma put It on for you." "Stay where you are." "You're filthy." "Oh, It'll rlnn off." "You're not going to walk through my house Ilka that." "Oh, of course not." "I'll take ma shoe: off." "You'll take your clothe: off." "Pardon?" "Every stitch." "Off." "Than we'll glva you a hath." "Oh, now, Walt a mlnuta." "All I need I: a tap." "There must he one In the garden." "I hope you're not going to cause more trouble." "No, of course not." "All I'm saying ls, If we put newspaper: on the carpet" "Ara you refusing to take a hath?" "Yes!" "I" " No." "I'll take one when I get home." "Vary wall. ll' you're going to hahava Ilka a child," "[LIGHT BULB SHATTERS]" "We'll just have to treat you Ilka one." "Wh" " What are you doing?" "I'm undressing you." "No, you're not." "Get off!" "[IN SPANISH ACCENT] I hrlng thee present:" "from the myetlcal shore: of a distant land." "Ara you smashed again?" "Oh, Roslal" "That's not nice, when he':" "remembered your pineapple." "Thanks, Mum." "Tlmmy hack yet?" "He': up having a hath." "Glva u: a klu, than." "That's hatter, ah?" "Coma on." "Mmm, you small good." "What I:" "It?" "[IN GERMAN ACCENT] 'From the mystical shore: of a distant land.'" "What's all this, than?" "All what?" "The gear." "We going to a party or something?" "Ho, It's just nlca to dress up now and than." "Walt a mlnuta." "What day I:" "It?" "Wednesday." "Why?" "He': been, than, ha: ha?" "Who, dear?" "The window cleaner, that's who!" "So that's why you're all puffed up, la It?" "I don't know what you're on about." "There's nothing wrong with window cleaners." "You keep tailing ma." "All rlghtl All rlghtl But I know that randy bastard that does this street!" "Really, Sidney." "If you're Inferring" "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "Oh." "That'll he Dad with another armful." "It': not Dad." "It': the law." "Oh, my God." "Now what?" "Ho, relax." "It's only Timmy': bluebird." "Uh-huh." "Hallo." "Uh, sorry you had to Walt." "Sorry to call unannounced." "I:" "Tlmmy In?" "He': having a hath." "I can't ask you In." "The place ha: just been fumlgatad." "Fumlgatad?" "Yeah." "Had a plague of flying ants." "Oh, how awful." "Can I glva him a manage?" "We had a data tonight, but a: you can no, I had to go on duty." "Okay, I'll tall him." "I'll no him tomorrow." "Lucky old him." "You don't remember me, do you?" "I used to clean your school windows." "A: a matter of fact, I do remember, but I didn't think you did." "Wall, I didn't till just now." "It': the way you nld 'How awful.'" "How awful." "Oh" " I haven't changed much slnca school, have I?" "Oh, I don't know." "Wall, good luck with the flying ants." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Tlmmo?" "What?" "Got a manage for you." "A manage?" "Christi You got hlackwatar favor or something?" "Have you ever been interfered with In a coal cellar?" "Interfered with?" "Mrs. Vllllers." "I don't think It': funny." "[LAUGHS] I'm sorry" "What's the manage?" "What's the manage?" "Tonight's data': tomorrow." "Your copper knickers I: on duty." "Just a: wall." "Glva you tlma to get the coal out your Y-frontsl" "[MI]" "[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]" "Llzl Llzl" "[yells]" "HAN:" "Bloody fool!" "Why don't you look whore you're going?" "I'm tarrlhly sorry." "I was just" "Never mind about that." "Coma out of the way." "I'm glad I found you." "I don't think he was." "Sld gave ma your manage." "Tomorrow's fina." "Where shall we go?" "Do you Ilka spaghetti?" "Yeah." "I'll cook you some." "What, at your place?" "The family's dining out In the country." "Oh, LIZ!" "Tlmmyl I'm on duty." "I don't care, Llz." "I just don't care." "I've just got to klu you." "[I.lz cusps]" "Tlmmy, control yourself." "HAN [OVER 'IiliALKIE-TALKIE]:" "Message to aii units." "Disturbance outside discotheque, 23 King Street." "Repeat, discotheque, 23 King Street." "Message ends." "Forty-nine proceeding to Klng Strut." "'EMMY:" "Spaghetti belegnese at her place." "Parents In Cewsvllle." "Curl What a turn-up." "Aii next day, I kept thinking of the evening to come." "Al inst sile was showing signs of succumbing lo my irresistible magnetism." "I mean, faced with my suave, debonair charm, what chance did she stand?" "[wmsruue]" "WOMAN [OVER INTERCOM]:" "Who I:" "It?" "Oh, It':" "Noggatt':" "Window Cleaning." "Good morning." "[auzzme]" "Hallo, I'm sorry, It': ma again." "Uh, will I need my ladder?" "WOMAN:" "No." "Oh, ta." "Hallo, ma again." "Could you pres:" "the knob for ma again?" "[auzzme]" "No, It': not Sld." "I'm Tlmmy, hl: hrothar-In-law." "Batter Identify manlf." "Can't he too careful than days, can you?" "[WHISTLING CHEERFULLY]" "Uh, where can I get ma water?" "Oh, right." "Cosy llttla pad you've got hare." "[wmsruue]" "Oh, God!" "Sorry about that." "I'll get another one." "[sesame]" "Uh..." "Look, ml..." "I know It's none of my business, but If there's anything I can do" "Don't touch ma!" "Okay." "I just thought I might help." "How could you help?" "Wall, I don't know what It ls, do I?" "Have you aver been In love?" "L: that all?" "I thought it was something nrlous." "Serious?" "I've glvan four year: of my llfa to Ronnla." "I've made a home, cooked, cleaned, scrubbed." "And all for what?" "So some bleached hitch-- Of course It': nrlousl" "I" " I wouldn't get In an uproar, girl." "I mean, than thing: happen." "Ronnie's a bastard." "Yeah, wall, It': probably a touch ol' the old four-year Itch." "Ha need: shaking up, a hit of hi: own madlclna." "What do you mean?" "Wall, Ronnie's made you jealous, right?" "You return the compliment." "Do you really think It would work?" "It': worth a try." "Nothing to Ion, have you?" "[CAR APPROACHING]" "It':" "Ronnla." "I'd hatter get on with the windows." "[wmsruue]" "I'm going to take your advice." "Good for you." "Hay, that': tarrlflc." "It': a had." "Get In It." "Pardon?" "I thought you offered to help ma." "Ya" " Yes, I did." "Ron won't Ilka It If I'm In had with you." "It': your Ideal" "Oh, God!" "Coma on, quickly, get undressed!" "Yes, yes, all right." "Cor!" "Yes." "There we go." "Ooh!" "What's the ma--?" "Owl What's the matter?" "We're only simulating." "Oh." "Oh, sorry, miu." "Sorry." "[KEYS JANGLING]" "WOMAN:" "Elvlal" "Oh, hallo, Ronnla." "Elvlal Elvla, how could you do thi: to ma?" "And with a man!" "I can explain, madam." "Get out!" "You male chauvinist plgl" "Look, I can axplaln everything!" "[ALL YELLING]" "Uh, hallo, Mum?" "Look, I've, uh, run Into a slight problem." "Do you know where I can find Sld?" "What's he doing In hospital?" "SID:" "Hallo, Smllar." "Hello, Smiler." "Listen to him." "Hey, how long before he can say Dada?" "We've dacldad not to tall him who you are until ha': stronger." "Full of wit today, aren't we, ah?" "He': got my ayes, you know." "A:" "long a:" "It': only your ayes, ha': all right." "Who's a beautiful llttla diddums?" "SID:" "Eh, diddums?" "[cumznnae]" "Oh, sorry." "[BABIES CRYING]" "Hallo, Rosla, congratulations." "You too, Sld." ""Hm pounds, B ounces." "mu!" "It': nlca of you to coma, Tlmmy." "I bought than for you." "Oh, look, Sidney." "Weren't they lovely?" "Hare, what's the matter with your aye?" "Oh, nothing." "Uh, hanged It on a wall." "ROSIE:" "Glve them to the nurse, Sidney." "She'll put them In water." "She'll have to put them In splints." "Isn't he great?" "Look: just Ilka Sld." "I hope not." "That's not our baby." "Oh." "Wall, hack to the old treadmill, love." "Tlmmo can Walt for a whlla." "Mum's coming In after lunch." "I'll nu you later, than." "Sober." "Oh, she's full of quip: today, ah?" "Hay, and for God's sake, don't lat him hold the baby." "It': odds-on he'll drop him." "Ta-ra, Noggatt Junior." "Ta-ra." "Ta-ra, love." "Isn't he fantastic?" "I mean, I just thought of you a: a great hig lump." "Oh, charming." "No, no" "Ho, what I meant ls that I never thought about the baby being inside." "It': amazing." "Walt until you have one of your own." "Yeah." "I might, mightn't I?" "Oh!" "That was fantastic." "More?" "Oh, you're joking." "I feel lika Rosla did." "Wall, so long a:" "It':" "only the spaghetti." "We don't want you making medical history." "Do you know something, Llz?" "What?" "I thlnk you're the most smashing hlrd I've aver mat." "I don't exactly find you repulsive either." "When you're not trying to emulate Sld." "Oh, Sid': all right once you get to know him." "I do know him." "What?" "Met him when I was at school." "You never told me." "I didn't think It was that Important." "Dld you...?" "No, I didn't." "You fancied him?" "I want out with him once." "He lost, three fall:" "out of three." "You don't know how glad I am, Llz." "Do you Ilka talavlslon?" "Talavlslon?" "There's a great Charlie Snowgardan concert on." "Oh, that': nlca." "Unfortunately, the at down hero's broken." "Do you mind going upstairs?" "Upstairs?" "You." "My mum and dad have got a at at the bottom of thair had." "Charlla Snow" " Charlla Snowgardan?" "That's tarrlflcl" "Only If you Ilka hl: music, though." "Love It." "Especially when It's upstairs." "[MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]" "No!" "Why not?" "Because I can't concentrate." "[GASPS]" "[TELEPHONE RINGS]" "Hallo?" "Oh, hallo, Mummy." "No, I was just watching the tally." "Yes?" "Oh, poor you." "So that mean: you'll he staying the night, than?" "LIZ:" "Of course." "It': not the first tlma I've been alone, I:" "It?" "Okay." "You too." "Thalr car's broken down." "Aw..." "That's too had." "Now, Tlmmy, that doesn't mean" "Oh, Llz, I want you more than aver." "Oh, I know, Tlmmy." "And It was wrong of ma to lat you go thi: far." "But why, Llz?" "Because I don't want to he just another easy lay." "But you're not an easy lay." "I mean" "I don't want to sound old-fashioned, Tlmmy, but I have to he able to llva with myself." "I want to feel that when I finally get married" "Wall, why don't we." "Tlmmy, I: that a proposal?" "Uh..." "Yes." "I suppose It ls." "[MI]" "Hey, we're In their bed." "That's all right." "We'll make It before they get hack." "Yeah." "Yeah." "We'd better." "Slowly, Tlmmy." "Slowly." "It': not a race." "Oh, right, yes." "What's the matter?" "Um..." "Nothing." "Nothing." "I thought you wanted ma." "I do." "I do, I do." "Tlmmy?" "I'll he all right In a mlnuta." "I musfva wanted you too much." "Don't worry." "We've got a llfatlma ahead of us." "They're coming hack In the morning." "I mean when we're married, ellly." "Married?" "To a copper?" "When did thi: happen?" "A few day: ago." "I didn't know how you'd all take It." "Never mind how we're gonna take It." "How I:" "ehe gonna take It, living In your attic?" "TIII we flnd a flat, her old man say: we can stay there." "What, In the pollca station?" "[LAUGHING]" "No, In their house." "To think I'm going to Ion my llttla baby boy." "Oh, turn It up, Mum!" "He': not going to war." "No, but It':" "the next but thing." "Wall, thank you and goodbye, Sldnay Noggatt." "Oh, come on." "I was only kidding. it's a good ides." "Give him a ssnss of responsibility." "I thlnk every man should have a wife." "Hmm." "Preferably hl: own." "L:" "It going to he a church wedding?" "Yeah." "But It': all right." "They're taking care of everything." "Can't Walt to nu Dad In a gray topper." "Hay, you're right." "I shall have to watch out for one of them." "[MI]" "SID:" "Coma on, for God's sake!" "It':" "like trying to get a hunch of performing seal: on the road!" "I can't find my gloves." "What do you want glove: for?" "He':" "helng married, not knighted." "Mum!" "I thlnk I'm going to cry." "[SNIFFS]" "So am I It' I don't get you lot out In that Rolls." "Coma on, love." "Stop crying." "You'll lose your eyelashes." "Just get In there and relax, glrll" "Now, where the hell I:" "Dad?" "Dad?" "Hera." "Not a had fit, I:" "It?" "Christ, you look lika the cover of Butch Male." "Got In the car." "Go on." "Walt." "I've gotta get ma hat." "Tlmmy?" "TIMMY:" "I'm In the karzyl Hay, I'd hatter do that a: wall." "Oh, God." "I'm sure I've forgotten something." "You've got everything but the bleeding wand." "Get In the car!" "Sidney, you're so uncouth." "Oh, go on." "[WHISTLING 'BRIDAL CHORUS']" "Oh, hl, Did." "Hare, a quick one for the road." "Oh, ta, Dad." "I'll get ma tooth mug." "I've got butterflies In the old tum." "I had the same thing, eon, only mine were bloody great hate." "[LAUGHS]" "Ta." "Rlght." "Wall, hero's to the first baby." "Oh, turn It up, Dad." "Don't rush It." "I shall never forget the day you were horn." "It was Guy Fawkes Night." "I know." "How do you know?" "It': my birthday." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Well, I remember walking home from the hospital." "All the rocket: and firework: are going off." "I remember wondering what you were gonna he like." "You know, what you were gonna do." "I never thought about marriage then." "Ma nalthar." "Dad, what the bloody hall are you doing?" "I'm toasting the bridegroom." "You want for a pea, not a plus-up!" "Go on." "They're waiting for you downstairs." "You're coming with ma." "Coma on." "Oh, God, now I want to go!" "Hay!" "Walt for u:" "In the Mlnll" "Hay, Fred, how about that for a nlca place of crumpat, ah?" "FRED:" "Where?" "Sea-through charlie:" "and all." "Yeah." "Wonder If she want:" "a lift to Bristol." "Her Bristol: don't need no lifting, matai Coma on." "Give u: a hand with this." "I often wonder why some of them bother to wear anything at all than days." "I'm glad they don't, mate." "[LAUGHS]" "You would." "Tlmmol" "Right, off we go." "Now what?" "[CHURCH ORGAN PLAYS]" "I'm glad you're all right." "I was afraid thara'd been an accident." "Wall, we had to atop because Dad nearly had one." "Lovely day for It." "Better still If we'd got the groom." "He's right behind." "Sld's bringing him." "I can't understand It." "He': such a dependable boy." "If he say: ha': going to do something, he always doe:" "It." "It': a little more than saying he': going to do something." "He': going to get married." "Hare they coma." "About bleeding tlma too." "Dad!" "Wall, It bloody ls." "Where's Tlmmy, than?" "I was hoping he was hare." "But you were bringing him." "Yeah, but I lost him." "Don't worry, love." "Ha can't he far away." "[MI]" "He': probably just lost hl: way, dear." "Hare he comes." "I'm afraid that's the next wedding." "But we haven't flnlshad thi: one yet." "I fear you're wall over your time, slr." "Can't you sllda us down one, vicar?" "Well, I might just squeeze you In at 4:00." "If you think I'm sitting hare until 4:00" "Ho, no, no." "Of course not." "Besides, my man have to go on duty later on." "There are lot: of criminal:" "abroad, you know." "Not only abroad." "It': so unllka Tlmmy." "L:" "It?" "MRS. LEA:" "Oh, yes." "I mean, I'm sure he hasn't sloped." "Elopad, madam?" "Tall ma, how many girls ls ha engaged to?" "Uh, okay, uh, why don't we go hack to the reception hall." "At least he know: where that le." "He, no, look, you see, reporting It to the engineers Isn't gonna get me married, ls It?" "What?" "Hallo?" "No W"?" "Bloody reception-hall phone's out of order." "1.20, Including the phone." "Um, how far I:" "It to London?" "Oh, about, uh, 60 mllu." "Oh..." "MANAGER:" "We still haven't served the wine, slr." "Look, I really don't think we should open the champagne until we've had the wedding." "Quito right." "I'm only hers for the hear anyway." "And I'm only hare, slr, because your son I: supposed to marry my daughter." "Don't worry." "He'll he hare." "Unless, of course, ha': been arrested." "What would he he arrested for?" "I don't know." "Your mob don't always glva reasons, do they?" ""Y mob, a: you.." "No of fence." "Yes, all right." "Just a figura of speech." "I've got a lot of respect for the police." "Thank you, yes." "Anybody aver call: them bastards, I always deny It." "I'm sure the commissioner will he most happy to know about that." "Now, ll' you'll excuse ma, I'd Ilka a word with my wlfa." "Wall, your health." "Down the hatch." "ISOBs]" "Ah, John, dear, I was just talllng Mrs. Lea," "If Timothy had been Involved In an accident, the pollca would he the first to hear about It." "Oh, yes, certainly, certainly." "My mob" "Man..." "[LAUGHS]" "Have already checked the hospitals." "Mind you, he could'va lost hl: memory." "Or hle nerve." "Oh, no, he': plenty of nerve." "Wall, you have to, cleaning windows." "Timmy':" "like Sidney." "He'll go up anything." "Here we are, ladlee." "Reinforcement." "Oh, ta." "Sidney, do you remember when you was an hour late for our wedding?" "Do I?" "I broke the zip on ma trousers!" "[sun LAUGHS]" "Yes, well, one hour's a little different to three hours." "Oh..." "Oh, God." "It': baby's feeding tlma." "I've gotta take than hack." "Right, love, coma on, than." "You can do It style In the Rolls." "Oh" " I won't say nu rovolr, because I'll nu you again later." "Coma on." "Look, darling, why don't you go and have a llttla chat with Aunt Malsla." "She's In qulta good form for a change." "I have nothing to say to Aunt Malsla." "Wall, I don't Ilka to nu you sitting hare by yourself." "Daddy, do stop fussing." "I'm okay." "Hallo, Johnny." "Hora, did you hear the one about the fella who gave up drink for the sake of hi: wlfa and kidneys?" "[LAUGHS]" "That's bloody marvellous!" "[CIGARETTE LIGHTER CLICKING]" "[SIGHS]" "HI." "I brought you some grub." "You're getting slashed." "Wouldn't you get slashed?" "Yeah, but you ought to soak it up with something." "Apart from anything else, I feel such a twit In thi: wedding dress." "You look gorgeous." "Stood up at tho bloody altar." "Ho!" "Yeah, well." "Maybe It': for the beet." "And what doe: that mean?" "Well, I don't honestly think Tlmmy was ready for marriage." "So you told him to run for hl:" "llfa?" "Ma?" "Christ, no!" "I was all for It." "Okay, I had ma doubt: to hagln with." "Than I began to envy him." "Why, you're a vary attractive woman, Llz." "It' I wasn't married, I'd he tempted meeelt'." "You really are a smooth bastard, aren't you?" "What did I say?" "You can't even talk to a jilted bride without trying to pull her." "I was only commlnratlng." "I don't want commlnratlon." "I just want to got out of thi:" "bloody place and thi: bloody outfit." "So, what's stopping you?" "I'll nip round the sida." "I've got my van outside." "I'll run you homo." "I can't leave just Ilka that." "Now, why not?" "I'll coma straight hack hare and tall them" "You had an attack of the vapours." "Hmm?" "Coma on." "Coma on." "[MI]" "[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]" "It could only happen to me." "I even get seasick looking at boats!" "Talk about "Get me to the church on time. "" "I'll probably turn up and throw up." "Church?" "Ha!" "I didn't even make the reception!" "I thought of calling the house, but I might've got her old man and a coin up me tread." "A: for me fut, well, I'd worn them off." "They felt like the end of me legs turned up." "[MI]" "The house looked even darker than me matrimonial future." "They were either all asleep or inspector Radiett was iuririhg behind the door, his truncheon in his hand." "Terrific wedding night." "Everyone In bed but the groom." "And up there was me place of nuptial bliss." "Question was, how could Romeo get to Juliet without his bleeding ladder?" "Sld, behave yourself!" "I said, I'm going to have to put you In handcuffs." "[YELLING AND SCREAMING]" "[LIZ SCREAMING]" "[sun YELLING]" "No hard feelings, than, Tlmmy, ah?" "Of course not, Sld." "Probably saved ma from a fate worn than death anyway." "Yeah, wall, I won't he up any ladder: for a whlla." "Hot to worry, Sld." "I got It all fixed up." "Got a new boy starting tomorrow." "Owl" "And remember, In our business, you gotta be Immune from shocks, especially from birds." "A:" "long a: they're eatletled customers, they hrlng In the new ones, right?" "Rlght." "Rlght." "[BICYCLE BELL CLANGS]" "If you aver want your window: cleaned..." "I llva on a houseboat." "Falr enough." "I might even do your porthole for nothing." "[SUE CHEYENNES 'THIS IS YOUR LIFE, TIIIIIY LEA' PLAYS]" "Subtitle: by SDI Media Group"