"King of Beggars" "Starring:" "Stephen Chow Cheung Man" "Young master, we are ready" "What's a hard job for you, young master" "The sweat, young master" "What did he write?" "His name!" "Great!" "Young master knows how to write his name!" "Yes!" "Nice calligraphy" "Get lost" "Nice calligraphy!" ""So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan!"" "It's written in reverse, Master "Chan Yee Ha Cha So"" "Smart boy, but don't be arrogant!" "Got it?" "Dad, since the first emperor of the Ching Dynasty, our family had been illiterated" "But this has changed now." "Your grandson Chan, he knows how to write his name!" "Dad, it's no ordinary!" "He knows writing now, so he'll be scholar some day" "He knows how to write his name today, so he will have a baby with dick some day try hard to study..." "Piss off" "Chan, I think, we should mount it -mount it" "Hang it in the most obvious place" "Not exactly..." "You first show it off in the street" "Go !" "Chan, come and sit..." "I am so pleased that you're hardworking and well behaved" "Listen up, I'm well known of juice sucker And my fortune is almost juiced up" "If I die one day, you will be on your own" "I've been on my own" "Here, they're worth $100,000 each !" "Spend them well" "Geek, pass me the western hat" "Where are you going?" "Chan!" "I am having a grand birthday party tonight" "How old are you?" "25." "Come earlier" "But you should dress up first You look like a beggar!" "How could a beggar be that rich?" "!" "I wouldn't mind being one!" "hahaha.." "What an arrogant boy... come over here" "What's the matter?" "The invitation card of my son is great!" "If I throw a birthday party in future, I'd want a better one!" "[Cantonese opera playing]" "Your Majesty, how do you think about the Cantonese Opera?" "Local plays for sure can't compete with Peking Opera!" "But, it's not bad to view this" "Give them money..." "Give them money..." "Happy birthday to you, Mr. So" "I 'm homeless and sick..." "I'm broke, I'm devorced, I'm doomed I am all fucked up!" "Please give me some money" "You're kidding?" "Damn you beggar!" "How dare you're begging here?" "I'm gonna hit you... hit him with tips" "Yes, young master" "Are you kidding?" "How can you give him tips?" "A beggar is human too Everyone can come" "Movies, every meals, hooking, my treat the whole month" "You will?" "You have problem with that?" "Of course not!" "Please follow me Come into my room..." "Mr. So!" "Hello..." "How are you, Madam Pimp?" "Bastard!" "I hate it everytime you call me that!" "Just be frank, why not?" "You want to be frank?" "Your hat, is like the mourning uniform!" "Did your dad pass away?" "I like the way you talk!" "Mr. Chiu, you helped me shut down the Hairy Gang, the Emperor will reward you for that" "I'll appreciate it if you speak good of me in front of the Emperor" "Show is over, please have the towel" "Mr. So has come" "Congratulation!" "This way..." "Mr. So, today is your big day, you must be very happy!" "We have some new girls, you must be satisfied with them" "What are they?" "Gold fish, or Cooked fish?" "What does that mean?" "You idiot!" "Gold fish is for watching only Cooked fish is for poking!" "Cooked fish of course!" "You, cooked fishes, come serve customers." "Mr. So, you are the superior master today" "What kind of woman do you want?" "Just tell me" "Ain't matter, every woman is just the same" "Nobody is special..." "Mr. So, what's the matter?" "I was just eyeballed" "What?" "Who dared so?" "I'll hit that big mouth" "Not the mouth It was the eyes" "Tempting, and brutal, I haven't seen such eyesight before" "Who the heaven is she?" "Miss Yushang works part time" "Is Mr. Chiu interested to sleep with her?" "You should ask His Majesty first" "So what do you say, Your Majesty?" "We're here for fun, just do whatever you say." "Mr. Chiu, knock yourself out" "Thank you then Set up the room" "The room service please" "Yushang, come greet Mr. Chiu" "Sister, he is the one who killed our father" "I know, stay calm Let's go" "Excuse me" "Mr." "Chiu, this is Miss Yushang" "I'm Yushang, my pleasure to meet you, Mr. Chiu" "Such a beautiful lady!" "Mr. Chiu, about tonight... 300 taels for her" "Miss Yushang is coming with our young master" "She's not gonna serve you" "Everybody, excuse me" "Don't you have any objection?" "Let me say something fair" "If any of you can offer more than 100,000 taels" "Yushang will be yours tonight" "No need to spoil our mood, am I right?" "Pal, you're really want to spend big money" "The tael note is way too ordinary" "I have a big pearl, granted by the Royal family, it's priceless!" "I like the pearl better" "Mr. Chiu, I will wait for you in my room" "This pearl is worth 100,000 taels?" "You didn't like my money?" "I like money, but, I don't like you" "She is so frank!" "I love it, very much" "Mr. So..." "It doesn't matter, I think my hat doesn't fit my style and Yushang looked down on me, I deserve it" "I am appreciate your understanding" "Don't worry, I have many other pretty girls" "Well said, I'm counting on you..." "Not my fault!" "How bold you're messing here" "Mantis Fist?" "It looks like it." "MUSIC !" "Hold it for me" "See my Crane's Fists!" "Come the Tiger's Claws!" "How could your mantis fight with a tiger?" "Plus a Crane's!" "I know double Fist of Tiger Claws and Crane too!" "Well, try my mantis then.." "Bravo..." "My mantis beat your double Fist of Tigar Crane." "Actually it's not Tiger Crane, it's peacock!" "That's why you're so naughty!" "Your move was fast!" "You don't look that retard." "Young man, you just don't know whom your're messing with" "The general of Canton has arrived -move, move" "Who dares bully my son, let me teach him a lesson" "Master" "Don't panic, who own you?" "It's me who own them" "What?" "You bullied them?" "How rich are them?" "Are they qualified?" "Master, it was them" "Who are they?" "Just take a look yourself" "The King of Iron Hat?" "Great gift!" "Chan, stop bullying them for great gift sake" "Tips the girls with it.." "Wait, Master..." "The medal reads:" ""Seng-Ko-Lin-Chin, King of Iron Hat"" "How dare you seize the medal of His Majesty?" "Cuff him" "Hold it, according to the Ching's law, hooking is prohibited of any Courtier" "Now, you have come to a whorehouse" "Do you know you have committed the laws of Ching?" "What about you?" "He means me?" "Yes!" "That's right, I come... to arrest..." "to arrest you!" "No, Him!" "Arrest him!" "I am the general of Canton, so I should arrest bad people like you" "One more thing..." "What else?" "Go ahead" "Today is the memorial day to the ancestor Empress" "So your crime is doubled" "He could be entitled to the capital penalty" "Chop Him.. chop Him.." "According to the Ching laws, anyone without a pony tail should be beheaded so you..." "Want to see my tail?" "You can see as much as you want, moron" "Cut the crap, chop Him" "OK guys, party's over" "General So, you've had fun already, let's get over it" "I haven't played yet!" "Your Majesty," "Sorry your mood has been ruined by some jerks" "I should be blamed for poor arrangement" "Not your fault Let's go" "Master, you can't mess with this guy You better stand down" "As you said so" "Just forget about the trouble" "Young master, your hat" "What a top fighter he is." "Uncle Mok, all dishes are poisoned" "Good !" "Chiu assassinated our Master and some generals of The Taiping Reign" "And he framed us, the Beggars Clan, thus everyone despises us" "Saying that we have become the dogs of the Emperor" "Revenge must be taken!" "His kungfu is powerful" "Don't attack until he is trapped" "Because we can't defeat him with what we got here" "I'll try my best to seduce him to bed" "Captain, somebody is coming" "Get ready everyone..." "Miss Yushang, we meet again" "How come it's you?" "Where is Mister Chiu?" "Mr. Chiu' pearl is crashed by Mr. So and turned to powder" "I drank with it" "Don't judge Mr. So from his boomstick-like hair, in fact he is so romantic and funny" "But..." "No but, I have his 100,000 in my pocket now." "I won't give it back" "About Mr. So..." "Cut the crap, Madam Pimp." "You can leave now." "Yes, yes" "Madam Seven wait..." "Get along with it.." "Who is this guy?" "I don't know" "Miss, first of all, I have a good news:" "I like you a lot" "To me, this is a bad news" "I knew you would say that" "Cut to the chase" "I'm willing to pay you 100 pearls for accompany me tonight" "I'm not talking to you anymore, please get out." "I was right about you Good, I'll drink the first round" "No, don't drink it..." "More surprise?" "Lady..." "Get off me" "You know Kung-fu?" "No, I don't know Kung-fu." "I beg you, stop bothering me" "I won't accompany you" "Yushang, no one treats me like this" "I've found myself falling for you" "What did you say?" "I said I have fallen in love with you" "Are you kidding?" "I am not kidding, I've decided to marry you" "Are you insane?" "What the hell..." "Didn't know you were hiding here.." "That's good, I just need a witness here" "Witness?" "Yes, I'll swear before your noble sword" "I do want to take Miss Yushang as my wife" "If I lie, I'd be striked by thunder bolt" "Sister, I'm really excited for you." "Wait..." "You think it's that easy to be my husband?" "What should I do to become your husband?" "I want him to be the master of Kung-fu and scholar." "Top in position." "Can you do that?" "Let me think for one second" "I can do it" "Good." "We'll talk about it when you are succeed in doing it" "Well, in that case, I think we should now schedule our wedding" "Because, this is too easy for me to become the Kung-fu scholar!" "Good." "But you should give me some time to consider it" "No problem, I'll wait for your answer outside the garden" "I won't leave until I meet you there" "Psycho!" "We are with the Beggars Clan, everybody should leave at once" "Sir, the timing is fit" "The road is safe now, please proceed" "Good, very good" "Hit the road." "Shit, we are too late" "That nutty has screwed up our business" "Sister... sister" "What's the matter?" "The idiot is still down there" "Let's kill him" "Forget it, he doesn't mean to bother us." "Let him be." "You fall for him, don't you?" "What are you talking about?" "I won't think of it until Chiu is dead" "Especially not with him" "Chiu is good at Kung-fu" "Uncle Mok said we couldn't defeat him without the "Dragon 18 Palms"" "I could never get married !" "Get out of here before you get too horny" "What evil are you?" "How dare you scare me?" "Mr. So, it's me Madam Pimp.." "You are Madam Pimp?" "!" "Yes" "You have flat figure, where are your tits?" "It's still early in the morning, they haven't waken up yet" "You're lucky this time for not being killed" "Don't hang around without make up on" "No I won't do that again" "Stop waiting for Miss Yushang, she has left" "Left already?" ""Where is Yushang going?"" ""It is said she... she was gone to Peking"" ""Peking?"" "Men should contribute to the country Where should I put my pig-tail?" "Swing it , and swing it..." "I pull it and play it..." "Dad !" "I decided to take the examination for the scholarship in Peking" "Chan" "I've been longing for you saying that for 25 years" "You should do that in the name of our family" "Don't misunderstand it, I do it not for no one but a lady" "Hero !" "You die trying to be a scholar for a girl, who is she?" "The celebrity escort, Miss Yushang" "That whore?" "What's wrong with it?" "You have that different taste which nobody wouldn't dare!" "I admire you!" "I'll accompany you to Peking 2, 3, 4, 5, 6" "Coming :)" "Young master is going to Peking for the examination, let's pack!" "Stop chasing that, we not taking the hens with us" "Be careful, idiot!" "If you break my stuff, I'd kick your ass." "Be careful!" "Good morning dad" "Good morning" "You are indeed moving everything." "Sure" "How about leaving me something to put on?" "You're just a kid, no need to worry" "But I'm not "kid" anymore" "Darn!" "Yours is bigger than mine?" "You despise me!" "Mine will grow bigger than yours one day" "Put off your pants for me, anyone?" "Why are you standing here for?" "Keep moving" "It takes time to move such a big house!" "Please, push harder man!" "On my count: 1, 2, 3, push!" "Push!" "Push!" "Push it carefully!" "Tie it firm..." "Master, you're moving the tree too?" "Of course!" "or how can I eat Lychee in Peking?" "Push it over..." "Watch out" "Take care of my Lychee, you shit head!" "Chiu helped me to wipe out the Hairy Gang in Kwangsi" "So I bring him here to greet Your Majesty" "Fine, I am now appointing you to be the Deputy Secretary" "Hope you will serve our Ching Dynasty with all your heart" "Thanks you, your Majesty." "Your Majesty, Mr. Chiu is skillful of casting spells," "Why don't you ask him for a demonstration?" "Magic?" "Then show me, Mr Chiu." "Aye!" "Don't make a scene, stand down." "Yes" ""Eternity"" "My apology for scaring your Majesty" "Wish that girl was real." "Hurry up!" "What's the matter?" "Come on, get behind" "What's the matter?" "Hide in" "We're ready, young master" "Alright" "You all stand still, don't make a move" "Smell sweet, you are Piu Hung." "Young master you're great!" "I love it" "Closer" "Big boobs!" "You must be Tiny Teen!" "You're Superbad saying me of that" "You're busty indeed" "Huh?" "A pregnant woman we got here?" "You can't trick me," "You are dad !" "Such a bad boy.." "how did you know it's me?" "Smart kid !" "Thought I could trick you this way.." "good game" "Young master has to take the examination tomorrow," "Game's over..." "get out now." "Chan, are you prepared for the examination?" "What should I prep?" "I must win, don't you know that?" "Yes I do!" "Great attitude !" "I have total confidence on you!" "Chan, this is Uncle Cheng, He will be the examiner tomorrow" "Greet your Uncle Cheng" "Knock yourself out, Uncle Cheng" "Oi oi oi..." "You see?" "Hasn't him already won the scholar?" "It depends on his fate" "Cheng, I've asked someone to work on the papers you gave me earlier." "They remain unchanged?" "Changes can be dealt on-site..." "But for the bow-shooting, riding, boxing and weaponary fight..." "He'll be on his own" "No problem" "My son is highly trained in all kinds of martial arts" "About your 2 million taels... any discount?" "You know, I'm doing you a favor, however, if it is business, it's business" "Let's place the Horse teams in frontline" "The archers go side way, the guns stay behind" "First round for martial arts exam." "The candidates enter now." ""Hebei" province" ""Canton"" ""Mongolia"" ""ZheJiang"" ""Jiang Su"" "Can't lift it" "Just reserve my strength." "Shame to you all... sons of bitches." "Wow, 10 points" "[Audiences] Great!" "[Audiences] Great!" "Wow!" "Great!" "Wow!" "Another 10 points!" "The final match starts now" "The match is between..." "Po Ye Tat Tor, Mongolia [Bravo...] and So Cha Ha Yee Chan, GuangDong" "Last call" "Odds are :" "So: 10 to 1 Po: 1 to 1" "Are you kidding, how the candidates differ greatly from the odds?" "10 to 1 and 1 to 1?" "Chan is against all odds" "You see, Chan defaulted in weight lifting, while Po entered the final phase with perfect scores" "It's a scholar examination, not becoming coolie labourer!" "What does it have anything to do with weight lifting, moving furnitures?" "Colleague, you have in deepth opinion" "I've studied this race for a long time" "I feel strange about the odds" "Po has good "conformation", with maximum output.." "But you can see him sweatng on the neck after a "two-beat gait" walk" "Perhaps he's in state of worry" "Really?" "But So seems to be unique..." "How?" "He had a poor "gallop" during the previous race." "But he had heart to make it to the final" "What is 'heart'?" "'Heart' is an English word, meaning determination" "So I'm gonna bet everying on him" "How much you'd bet?" "800,000 taels Not enough, why not 2 million?" "Huh?" "Why you're suddenty so optimistic about Chan?" "I find your analysis accurate, now I'm convinced that my son will win the match for sure -come over here" "Come on" "I'm gonna bet more on him 2 million taels!" "How generous!" "Why didn't you bet?" "Why should I bet?" "Chan is my son !" "Shit, I overlooked a factor..." "What factor?" "His bloodline !" "What the..." "Here comes the Examiner" "What?" "Isn't Cheng the examiner?" "Please take a seat" "It's Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in ?" "!" "What seems to be the problem?" "He is Po's uncle !" "Let's roll" "Start!" "[Audiences] Faster... faster..." "[Chinese drums beating]" "[Audiences] Faster... faster..." "Yahoo yeah!" "Wow!" "Target destroyed!" "At least 2 bonus points!" "Yes... sounds making sense..." "So's arrow isn't found on the target, that makes Po the winner" "Are you serious, you bastard?" "You rigged the contest!" "Candidates please get on horses for the next match" "Po" "Take these projectiles, you'll find them useful 2nd round starts now" "They also rigged the weapons?" "It's too corrupted !" "Can I get my ticket refund ?" "Chan is catching up!" "You didn't tear up your ticket, did you?" "No no no... not yet" "Are you shitting me?" "You're still not giving up?" "Come again !" "Let's start it all over again, I'll fight you with handicap" "Don't say I was taking advantage of you Ha ha ha ha..." "Wanna beat me with dirty Ninja's trick?" "Are you awaken already, noob?" "Yeah !" "He has won!" "We're good !" "Have some tea..." " 'All the best'" "'Fork the rest' ?" "No, 'All the best' is English phrase." "There is no regulation against using projectiles weaponary" "Chan fell first, that makes Po the winner again" "Cheng you traitor bailed on me like a kite," "I'm gonna beat you on sight" "Forget it, you wouldn't see him again" "How's that?" "I'm gonna kill him now!" "I don't have 2 million to lose!" "Just bull shit" "You're shameless" "Po won 2 out of 3 matches, that makes him the all-round Scholar" "I did win!" "I'll protest !" "What are you doing?" "The dart... is poisoned" "You got yourself poor karma!" "You deserve the consequences!" "He was poisoned by his own dart" "He is dead now and my son becomes the Scholar." "And I'll win my fortune!" "You..." "You..." "[Audiences] Bravo!" "We've earned our ancestors an honor !" "You made a good judgment" "Sir, Emperor wants to appoint the title Himself" "OK" "I wanna ask you a couple of questions for the official record" "As you won the title, to whom you want to thank?" "Lady Yushang!" "Lady Yushang ?" "Would that be his mom?" "Long life to you!" "As Ease !" "Thank you, Your Emepror." "Chiu, who is the new Scholar?" "Your Emperor, it would be So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan of Canton" "Your Emperor, So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan greeting" "Your Emperor, I have information to report." "You're granted" "I've found out So is illiterate." "So how could he pass the written exam?" "He must have cheated." "Get me the writting gears." "Yes" "So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan, write down your name here." "Thank God, just write his name!" "He knows how to write his name!" "I can't do it !" "Damn!" "You must have cheated the exam!" "Have him beheaded outside!" "No!" "No!" "Your Emperor, I was the one who cheated" "It's not son's fault, execute me instead" "No, I should be executed" "Sorry dad I can't even write my name" "Needless to say, I know it just now." "Your Emperor, I should be killed" "Kill me" "Kill me" "No, kill me instead..." "Ridiculous!" "You ain't decide whom should be executed." "You two collaborated with each other." "Secretary for Justice should announce sentence against you." "Secretary for Justice, come out now!" "Hurry up." "I am here!" "He is the Secretary for Justice?" "Both of you have commited serious crime, should be sentenced to death..." "But we pardon you from death due to previous achievement" "Your assets should be seized." "About mis-carry of duty..." "Have you carried out any duty?" "No, I have not reported to my military unit for 7 years" "Not carrying out duty means no wrong doing of duty!" "As a result, Your Emperor, the maximum penalty would be only "confiscation of assets"" "That's it?" "Are you sure?" "My sentence is absolutely legitimate, according to the "Basic Law"" "Can I add some more penalty?" "You are the Emperor, You can do whatever You say." "Good, I now appoint you both as beggars, for life time!" "Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in, How could you not find out what they were up to?" "Chiu, you will be rewarded for revealing their crime." "That's the spirit tablet of my dad, you're gonna take it too?" "That's just a damn jar, it's useless to you... *...to tie a Ying-Yang knot, but not to un-tie it...* *... sorrow ...*" "Young master, from now on," "I think you better learn writing with attitude... take it... # ... sorrow memory ... # # ... buy it but better not selling it ... #" "Teacher," "I will learn it #..." "Gonna regret that I shouldn't ... #" "Master, I'll raise your little turtle" "Master, I am sorry," "We haven't laid any eggs in those years..." "Not your problem at all." "It was me who blocked my cock, or you would have given birth to hunderds otherwise." "'Cos I'm satisfied with Chan as my only son." "Why are you standing here?" "Go now" "Master, we are leaving" "Go, go now" "Feeling kind of relieved..." "Feel so excited!" "So happy!" "How happy are we!" "Go in ..." "Hurry ..." "How is that?" "Why are they so damn happy?" "Get back." "So damn funny ..." "Hey, please go in ..." "Damn sequestration, I wanna cry, my son" "Holding up, don't lose our manners Keep on laughing" "Son, haven't you spared some dollars?" "No, how about you?" "I forgot ..." "No mercy, damn sequestration!" "# Be merciful ... merciful ... #" "Son, that guy is just like me" "You mean the one who sings?" "No, the one who gives" "He is more disgusting than that singer" "Not exactly, he looks good, my opinion" "Your dad should be damned, I used to bad mouth you" "Now it becomes true ..." "Become true?" "We become beggars just because the Emperor told us to?" "Look at me, I'm full of talents," "Heaven wouldn't let me, even if I wanted to !" "Do I ever look like a beggar?" "No ..." "Buy some foods to eat, you beggars" "Hey!" "You treated us as real beggars?" "Damn you indeed ..." "How rediculous!" "Let's eat rice first." "Chan, now we're full and got nothing to do, why don't we sit over there and beg some more?" "You are just acting like a beggar" "Dad, don't worry I don't need to beg for money" "How is that possible ?" "Just ask!" "Hey pal, what's your name?" "Cow Head" "Do you have couple hundreds dollar?" "Yes" "Gimme some" "Alright" "Thank you ..." "Wait, why should I give you money?" "Why do you ask so many questions?" "I need to know" "You'll give anyway" "No, it's better clear things up" "Just give it to us, why bother asking?" "Let go the money" "You mean robbing?" "Robbery..." "Not robbing, we're just begging ..." "Begging?" "You call this begging?" "You think I'm stupid as pig?" "I got brains!" "Hey, 2 days already," "The season is windy, our stomachs are empty" "Think of any idea?" "There is a friend's aunt's sister who lives around town" "She always admires you" "Really?" "Yes, if you are willing to date her" "I think she'll help get us back to Canton" "But you have to sacrifice, I'm not sure if old man like you..." "For our family, I'll do as you say" "I know it's tough for you ..." "Enough talking, let's go" "It's all set up ..." "The one in red, standing under the lantern, that's her" "Ghost !" "It's not a trick." "No, it ain't ..." "But you go first, I'll stay behind !" "Hey!" "Chan, I haven't tried this before, you'll be careful" "Be calm, I'll do my best, safety guaranteed" "You can use the money for caviar, right?" "Good ..." "Back off ..." "We just need trip money for going back home, brother" "Don't push us at desperation corner" "It's Emperor's Order." "So's family must be beggars for life" "You two can only live by begging." "It's my duty to make sure of that" "Guards, take everything away!" "Yes" "Help!" "Master Chiu, it's too heavy to lift it" "Get more men to do it" "OK" "What do you want?" "You're just asking for a fight, aren't you?" "You got away last time in the whorehouse ..." "But this time you won't be that lucky" "This guy is no sissy, I must hit him hard and fast" "Can't leave him chance to strike back" "Chan..." "Chan..." "Your arms and legs are all crashed" "You're officially Life without Limbs" "Practicing Kung Fu is no longer your business." "But, you can practice begging for sure" "So do your job as a beggar" "Move out ..." "Don't panic, Chan, everything will be alright ..." "Don't panic, you'll be alright..." "Chan!" "No panic ... no panic ..." "That day me and my son, we set foot in the field of exam, took a good look at that examiner ..." "Guess who that examiner was?" "It was the jerk Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in" "We got history ..." "About that jerk ..." "Let's smoke a pot first ..." "Yes, you better get refreshing!" "Good pot man!" "Yes, you'd feel better" "That mother fucker!" "Me and my son cut him loose at the whorehouse that day ..." "But he screwed us in return" "He tricked my son with rigged weapons in the exam" "But, my son was smart enough to get through it and won ..." "I want him to be the master of Kung-fu." "Top of the world." "Can you do that?" "I can!" "Good." "We'll talk about it when you are succeed in doing it" "Wait ... in that case, I think we should now schedule our wedding" "Because, this is too easy for me to become the Kung-fu scholar!" "Write your name at once" "I can't" "Chan, what's the matter ?" "Another nightmare ?" "Don't think too much ..." "Here ..." "Take it ..." "You're able to move a little after resting for 2 months, but you're not fully recoved just yet Coming ..." "Look, Dad is going out for food" "I'll make herbal tea for you later" "Dad, you go begging again?" "It's old man's job, you're the scholar after all" "... . ." "Chan, it requires skills to be a beggar, there are so many lessons to learn!" "You can't just reach out your bare hands and score" "At least you should have a bowl, that represents your class" "Even beggars have different classes, my dick just got twisted or what?" "Hey, hurry up ..." "I am coming" "We can't beg if we are super late" "That's right" "You think you're still the General you used to be?" "Give me money" "No I don't have money" "Piss off, you get in my way of doing business" "I'm going to work ..." "Thank you..." "Thank you..." "Hey, don't be so selfish" "Write your own stuff" "You are off duty, so I just borrowed it ..." "Don't you think I'm stupid ?" "Dad!" "How you holding up?" "I feel so cold ... so cold..." "Chan" "No, you're running a fever" "Are you feeling sick?" "No I am not ..." "It's late" "I have to look for food" "Lie down, let me go this time" "You go for begging?" "It's ok, I'll be doing fine" "Keep resting, I'll take you to the doctor when I get back with money" "You naughty boy, why don't you eat?" "You need to eat more to grow stronger" "Finish it" "No, I'm full" "No you're not, go on" "OK, just forget it, let's go home ..." "Eat !" "Eat them all" "Little kid!" "What?" "May I ..." "No way!" "# Be merciful!" "#" "# Show mercy to a beggar like me #" "My dad is dying of cold!" "Beggar, you want some left-over charcoal ?" "Thank you" "Can you give me some coins?" "Huh?" "It's you ..." "No, it's not me" "Sister, it's him" "No it's not him" "Sister, it's So Chan" "Wait a sec !" "[faking accent] Miss, whom you are looking for?" "Sorry, I have mistaken" "Tracy, I need some dumpling here" "You have mistaken, he is not So Chan" "You look like a friend of mine" "Come to me if you get nothing to eat" "We always have left over" "Dumplings" "Take them" "[faking accent] Thank you..." "Sister, he wouldn't end up like this, if it wasn't for you" "Dad, what are you doing?" "I couldn't stand the hunger So I took bit of a dumpling from a kid" "I pay you back with these dumplings" "Can I chop your head off and give you back the head?" "Are you the Scholar?" "Aren't you the Scholar?" "Almost ..." "That's right, he's the scholar!" "We should give him face" "Thank you" "Hold it It's good fate to bring us together" "Good fate to bring us together?" "They're gonna treat us with good wines?" "Dog rice for serving" "Scholar, I'll release your dad if you eat the dog rice now" "What's the matter?" "Go on" "Chan, don't eat that" "You'll lose your dignity if you eat this" "I'm old bone don't do this for me Dude, I'm still entitled as the Canton General" "Stop the beating" "Stand still" "Scholar fed with dog's food ..." "Dad." "It's quite delicious" "Is that so?" "Let me try some, come one ..." "Taste good !" "Dad, look!" "There is a slice of meat here" "No, it's a pork steak !" "They are more hungry than dogs!" "Eat dog rice for rest of your life." "Hurry, finish it" "It's too damn good!" "I wanna save it for midnight snack" "How could you possibly think of that?" "You're derserved to be beggars alright" "The Scholar is eating dog's food Come on, let's go and eat man's food" "Uncle So!" "Uncle So!" "You are..." "My dad was the leader of the Beggar Clan" "Why don't you join us?" "Uncle Mok, what do you say?" "fine" "Isn't the Beggar Clan for bum ?" "That's right" "Perfect, we are bums" "Good idea to have you look after our asses." "Chan ... where's the fool gone to?" "OK, we're gonna sign up!" "Chan..." "Chan..." "Yushang, happy new year!" "Uncle Mok, happy new year!" "We brought you gift." "Thank you" "Clothes for you and Chan" "Put it down first" "Do you have change?" "Yes" "Gimme some, come on" "What for?" "It's new year, you should receive red pocket" "Here, wish you good health" "Wish you forever youth and beauty" "Uncle Mok, we are like family-in-law now!" "Where's Chan?" "Chan?" "He's been sleeping for days now" "He just felt to sleep, don't wake him up Let me cook you some new year cakes" "Good idea, let me help you" "How can he sleep through the 1st day of new year?" "Sigh ..." "He is way too off" "Everybody's here?" "To stand against Chiu, we need to unite the Beggar Clan" "We must elect a new leader for the clan" "Yushang ..." "Yushang !" "To defeat the "Lotus quest" held by the 3 seniors, we're counting on you." "Uncle, you don't stand a chance for the quest, neither do I ... so how can I defeat them and become the leader?" "Take this Grand Power Pill, it'll dramatically boost your stamina" "No, I can't." "You'll need it for healing your internal injury" "Don't worry, speaking of Kung Fu fight you could count on my son" "He is a martial arts scholar after all ..." "I mean he was ..." "Look at him, like a sleeping snake in winter" "He's not even qualified to be beggar!" "Haven't you spoken frankly enough ?" "Hey, haven't you yelled loudier enough?" "Chan, no matter how they despise you, dad always have faith in you" "Although you lost your power, with your basic skill, you can achieve something, only if you give it a try." "But I am now powerless, I don't want to fight again" "This is nonsense!" "Now gimme a punch!" "See, that was powerful ..." "So my point is, as a real man ..." "Forget it, don't waste your time, why don't you leave me sleeping?" "Why did you lock the door?" "Enjoy sleeping in there." "Son, I put lots of effort to set this up for you" "Try hard to practice "Dog-hitting waddy" fighting technique" "What are you doing up there?" "Even if you want me to practice "Dog-hitting waddy", you should at least give me a wand" "Sorry about that, now catch this ..." "Before being assigned to big tasks by Heaven, one must live through starvation and exhaustion of flesh, mind and soul in extreme manners..." ""No bountry for suffering" You wrote this?" "Ugly writing, better wipe it off for good" "Hey, beggar?" "Yes" "Me too" "Congratulations" "Hey, got food to eat?" "No" "Luckily, I have" "Your appearence of beggar is sympathetic enough, it's a shame you don't use it well" "You're too lazy to be a beggar, no wonder why you're dispised by others" "Your fellows despise you" "I was always respected by people." "Now, look what I have become" "In contrary, no one would ever respect me" "Listen to me." "Don't go yet!" "Listen to me..." "I remember once ... in Canton" "A fool paid all of my expenses, a man of his kind." "I remember you, brother." "Me too" "Hey, hurry up, give me back my money" "If I had money, I wouldn't be eating this dumpling" "But, don't worry, I owe you big time, I'll repay you one day" "Thanks, but no thanks" "No point to give you money, cos it can't buy what you've lost." "What have I lost?" "Dignity, confidence, and your love one" "Who the heck are you?" "Well, I'm Hung-Yat-Sun, aka "Old-bag Sun"" "I rank the highest and the oldest of all beggars" "What's so bad about being a beggar ?" "You can do whatever and whenever you want to do" "Tell me, what do you want?" "I'll make it up for you." "I want to live like a human?" "You don't think you do?" "Never" "That's why you've become what you are, young man" "Very good!" "Very good!" "To be honest, from head to toe, every part of yours is just like beggar's" "What does that mean?" "That means you're gonna beg for life" "I'm talking to you anymore, let me take a nap for now." "Don't go yet, "every profession has its achievement"" "If I wasn't wrong about this, you'd become the king of beggars" ""King of beggars", what is that?" "A beggar!" "I don't care who you are, the conversation is over." "Please bury yourself and let me sleep" "Screw you!" "Don't ..." "I just want to sleep with you" "Nuthead!" "Kid, I'll see you in the dream" "Sitting the Buddha, Disciples assume your positions" "Hidden Dragon," "Crouching Tiger" "So Chan, you enjoyed the most of prosperity and wealth you'd also been through the most of bitterness." "You now pervade and comprehend" "On behalf of Master Hung" "I appoint you as the "Sleeping Disciple"" "and pass you the "Sleeping Disciple's Fist" via this dream." "Hope you'll use it wise." "Begin now!" "Senior... senior ..." ""Bitterness pasted, goodness begins"" "Long life to you..." "Here comes the white Goat Resurrection shall be granted" "In the name of ancestor Mother, give me great power" "Guide the mortals!" "The Emperor is hunting tomorrow." "I'll get close to him by introducing him a beauty" "Yuen Ling, you'll be the one who seduces him." "Yes" "Once the Emperor is killed," "This kingdom will be in my hands" "You all get a slice of wealth!" "Long life to you" "Senior!" "Let's go back now" "Senior!" "Let's go!" "Senior!" "Chase him" "Stop" "The Emperor is about to set off" "You killed my woman, I'll send you to the Emperor instead..." "What's now?" "Start the new leader quest!" "Tell Mok to hand over the "Dog-hitting Waddy"!" "Where have your sister and Mok gone to?" "How would I know?" "They took off soon after chatting" "Are they romantically involved?" "Grrrr ..." "Now we gonna elect a new leader" "Uncle Mok..." "Are you doing ok ?" "Where is sister?" "Your sister was captured by Chiu" "We need to find a replacement to take the leader election" "Who can do it?" "[beggars whinning]" "I'll do it" "Uncle Mok ..." "Why don't you let me try?" "Chan, you are not qualified, come down" "Since you don't have a good candidate, I'll let you through it" "Chan, it's not a game, you would be killed." "Come down" "It doesn't matter, to me I'm already dead." "Bull shit, throw mud in his face" "Well, as you wish" "What is he doing?" "Sleeping?" "Isn't this ..." "Mentor Sun's "Sleeping Disciple's Fists"?" "Assume the formation!" "Is it dawn yet?" "Excuse me!" "But I won" "What is the use for defeating us?" "You don't know "Dog Hitting Waddy"." "You are not allowed to be our leader" ""Dog-Hitting Waddy"?" "I hit every one of the dogs" "Who said I couldn't play with this waddy?" "It's so unlike "Dog-hitting Waddy"" "But it looks cool" "He broke the waddy!" "He broke our precious waddy, let's kill him!" "I am Master Hung, maintain your discipline." "It was me who made the rules that any fellow who defeats the Lotus formation would be entitled as the leader" "Haven't you all forgotten?" "It was team work that made our clan became the strongest" "I left you the "Dog Hitting Waddy" as a legacy to remember" "The waddy itself doesn't mean anything" "But you fools have turned against each other because of this treasure you believed" "No leader had been elected for the past 5 years, shame on you all." "This waddy is now broken by So Chan, so it is no longer an issue" "He has done you a favor" "Although this youngster is green, he is a genius with talents" "He is my favorite student, he who not with him is against me!" "You should accept him as your leader, love him all your hearts buy him meals more often" "I would appreciate and bless you all, live long and do good in business" "Isn't that real?" "We better believe it" "Apparition of Master Hung !" "We are blessed !" "Can't believe I just pulled off a hoax, I'm such a genius!" "What happened?" "Greet the leader !" "Bravo !" "You should have faith, you won, bravo..." "Uncle Mok, my son is really great!" "I didn't expect you would have learnt the "Sleeping Disciple's Fists" !" "From now on, you're the new leader of Beggar Clan." "This is the instruction manual of "18-fist of Dragon Suppressing"" "and the Grand Power Pill." "Wish you every succeed in leading the clan." "I just want to save Yushang as soon as possible" "Yushang didn't pick a wrong guy" "Bravo!" "Leader is bravo!" "Uncle Mok, how are you feeling?" "Uncle Mok!" "Uncle Mok..." "[Chinese drum beating]" "# The long road accompany you through out the journey #" "# Filled with courage and guts #" "# In search of myself and true friendship along the way #" "# Where ever I stop I treat it as my hometown #" "# Fall into the fate of troubled fire #" "# Needn't worry to measure what to gain or lose #" "# Riding on the back of the horse ... #" "Chan, did you really learn everything for "18-fist Dragon Suppressing" ?" "Don't think I'm bluffing," "With the help of Grand Power Pill My internal damges are all recovered" "My stamina is also boosted" "I get all of the stances, except 18th the last," ""Regret of Slaying Dragons" ... no illustration nor description of that I have no idea what I'm looking at" "But Uncle Mok is no longer with us, what can we do?" "What can we do?" "No matter what, I must rescue Yushang" "# My laughter captures the wind that washes my sin away #" "# Some day I will be so relaxing and drunk #" "# Let the tip of spear corroded to rust #" "Go check if the base camp is standing by." "Yes" "Chiu, what is this lady doing here?" "I know the Emperor is fond of pretty women" "So I brought this lady as a gift." "I'd like to meet the Emperor" "The Emperor is not available, no reason to disturb Him." "Guard, escort this woman to base camp" "Yes" "Go on!" "Sir, it's been a while, you look fabulous today." "I think you should assume your position Don't leave your post without permission" "Yes" "Report to your Emperor, Officer Chiu brought you this woman as a gift" "Woman?" "Damn!" "What a guy!" "I'm taking a bath, bring her to me later" "Yes" "[Spell at work]" "That bastard wanted to see the Emperor again, if I let him do that so often, I'd lose my job ... damn" "[Crowd shouting]" "Guard" "Sir" "Go see what's goin on" "Yes" "Sir, there are loads of people in the woods" "What kind of people?" "Don't know" "Sound the alarm of smoke!" "Stay alert!" "Yes" "Smoke signal is deployed, alarm!" "Yes" "Damn you beggars" "So Chan, what the hell you're doing?" "Nothing big, just wanna beg you for a small fortune" "Ridiculous!" "Are you tired of living ?" "You're the one who don't want to live" "Chiu is planning to overthrow the Emperor." "He's executing assassination as we speak and your're still fooling around" "Who do you think you are?" "How dare you frame a courtier?" "One more step and you will be killed" "Chan, there are too many of them, no match for us" "Senior" "Yes" "Where is our back up?" "They're on the way" "We can't wait any longer, you stay put for back up" "I'll go first" "I'll go next" "No kidding ..." "Leader, you're free to go" "You sound like i'm already dead ..." "Can't you say something better?" "Sure!" "Happy birthday to you..." "# Congratulations to you, birthday boy #" "# Have your birthday for every year ... #" "That's enough" "But I haven't finished" "Don't sing while I'm here." "Sure" "# Every birthday for every year #" "# Congratulations to you #" "# Congratulations to you #" "Smoke has been deployed, someone must have put them alert ..." "Get ready the poison gas Attack the base camp!" "Rebellion!" "These sons of bitches!" "Damn you all !" "Damn you when you're not killed." "Shit, the poison gas is blowing to the Royal camp" "Damn, the wind has changed direction" "Right ... wait for me" "If the Beggars Clan don't retreat now, we will kill without mercy!" "Look !" "That's posion gas" "Stay calm, urine can neutralize the poison" "Let's piss!" "Ok" "You guys, what about me?" "Don't be afraid, I got plenty ..." "I'll give you some ... now hold it." "Move !" "What's the situation?" "We are lucky, the wind has changed direction" "The poison gas is not getting here" "How about other units?" "They are all wiped out, Your Emperor" "Get my sword !" "Don't... don't!" "Get out of my way!" "Your Emperor, it's too dangerous, don't go!" "I'm not gonna sitting duck here, get off me!" "I order you to give way!" "You can't go ..." "Protect me" "Yes" "Chan?" "Yushang" "How did you get here?" "How?" "It's a long story" "I took off without dinner last night, walked through the hill all night long" "Reached the Great Wall this morning" "We stopped half hour for lunch, then I pissed" "Really?" "Really, then I wanted to eat a sweet potato" "But only dumpling was left ..." "You know, dumpling is not my taste ..." "I come late for rescue, Your Emperor." "Please pardon me" "Protect the Emperor!" "Yes" "You traitor!" "Let's get him!" "Your Emperor!" "Coward, give up your kingdom to me ..." "Bull shit !" "Is that you ?" "Yes, it's Beggar So" "Beggar So?" "Aren't you sleeping in your shithole?" "Right, since you have brought this up ..." "Yawn ..." "What the ..." ""Sleeping Disciple"?" "Parton me ..." "Huh ?" "Your hair looks messy just like beggars'" "Care to join our Beggars Clan?" "Didn't expect you to come back from hell" "Right, thanks to you" "That's all you got?" "My turn ..." "Fool, except the "18-Fist of Dragon Suppressing"," "I won't give a damn about any other stances" ""18-Fist of Dragon Suppress" the 7th stance" ""Flying Dragon in the sky"" ""Dragon swinging tail" "Dragon pounds hearts"" "Dragon legs, Dragon in the field, Dragon dances, Dragon rocks," "Dragon's balls, Dragon's dumps Dragon's lover, Dragon's health, Dragon's son" "Job done!" "[Deep breathing]" "Just the 17 stances ?" "What a shame!" "You could defeat me, only if you knew the 18th stance" "But your chance has passed !" "Chan!" "[strong wind blowing]" "I got it:" "the sum of the all 17 stances is indeed the 18th stance!" "I'm such a genius!" "[thundering]" "The 18th fist:" ""Regret of Slaying Dragons"!" "Chan, are you alright?" "Look at my pose, what do you say?" "Your pose looks cool but your face looks awful ..." "Fool, I'm alright, I'm even up to great sex tonight." "Is that so?" "Chan!" "Are you okay?" "Sister!" "Tracy!" "Where is Chiu?" "He is all around ..." "All around?" "He's vanished into ashes ..." "Huh ?" "Ashes?" "What a trash, damn it!" "Report to leader, Chiu's men are all captured by us" "Thank you all for your hard work, brothers" "Yushang ..." "Don't you remember our agreement between us?" "I do." "Be the top one, be the master of Kung Fu scholar!" "Too bad I'm no Scholar" "Right, but I don't like Scholars." "I like beggars better." "You go first, I'm next" "Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in, your judgement was poor" "You compromised our security." "Now I descend you as beggar" "Beggar fits you." "You have potential." "Report for duty in the temple tomorrow Tell my name if you run in trouble.. yawn..." "Thank you leader, for your concern" "So Chan, what do you want for reward?" "Don't you have anything to say to me?" "What to tell?" "Let's go" "Ok" "Pick me up" "Hold up, hero So!" "Put me down" "Although you have saved my life, I could kill you for disrespect of me." "If so, you needn't squat and talk to me..." "No sudden move, you don't want to make a scene ..." "You and I are so differnt, we really got nothing to chat about" "Your Beggars Clan have millions of followers That posts a threat to my kingdom." "I don't decide how big the Beggars Clan can be, you do." "Me?" "If you are doing your job and make the nation peace and rich who would beg for living?" "That makes senses" "Watch your steps" "But... give me some faces, will you?" "Alright, Long life to Your Emperor" "At ease." "Pal, don't you remember me?" "Of course!" "You beggar" "Bring your girls for more sympathy?" "Yor're right, be merciful, will ya?" "No can't do, get lose" "I don't take no for an answer;" "in order of Emperor!" "Begging as ordered ?" "Some kind of jooooke?" "No joooke!" "Make it quick!" "Whatever you say." "Wait a sec," "What is it now?" "So many homless here, give more!" "How much more?" "No less than a thousand ..." "Oughta say thank you now" "Thank you" "Thank you very much!" "Go buy some food" "Follow me... come..." "Hurry up..." "Let's go..." "Give me that..." "Translated by:" "arigon" "# Filled with courage and guts #" "# In search of myself and true friendship along the way #" "# Where ever I stop I treat it as my hometown #" "# Fall into the fate of troubled fire #" "# Needn't worry to measure what to gain or lose #" "# Riding on the back of the horse for the exploration in the middle earth #" "# Who would worry about the pass #" "# [In the middle earth of China comes a hero guy] #" "# Sing with joy # # [Sing with joy and freedom] #" "# Who is the best and the strongest?" "# # [ Who sings the most loudier and clear?" "] #" "# Who am I?" "# # [ No matter who you are] #" "# Never care if people would approve myself #" "# Blowing wind travels thousands of miles underneath the sun and moon #" "# My laughter captures the wind that washes my sin away #" "# Some day I will be so relaxing and drunk #" "# Let the tip of spear corroded to rust #"