"I HAVE BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND SINCE I WAS 17 YEARS OLD." "WE HAVE BEEN A TEAM, PARTNERS IN CRIME." "Ouch, watch it." "It's still sore." "Mike did such a good job." "Is it still sore?" "." "Let me touch it." "Sorry." "I'm such a dork." " I always wanted one..." " Of your hero?" "." "My hero." "The soundtrack of my life." " It's a good soundtrack." " It's been good." "A couple of turkeys, but mostly it's been good." " What do I need?" "." " Nothing." "You look good." " You can have fun." " It's too bad you can't go out." "Yeah." "Somebody has to babysit." " You should go." " It's too late." "I'll wait an hour." "I'll be 15 minutes late for my leaving time." " I have to take a bath." " No, you don't." "You don't smell." " But you don't smell." " I don't feel comfortable." "You can just wear that." "We're just going to a party." "When was the last time we went out?" "." "I don't want you to go." "I love you, sweetie." "It's only because you spent the night   at your friend's house." "And you weren't here yesterday or today." " Daddy is going to be here." " I'll make spaghetti and meatballs." " I'm coming back tonight." " I don't want you to go." "Ivy, I'm just going to dance at a birthday party and come right back." " Are you coming back soon?" "." " Yeah." "You'll probably be asleep." "Don't be sad." "Goodnight." "See you in the morning." "Sweet dreams." "I love you." "Eskimo kisses for the Ivy girl misses." "Go to sleep." "Bye, love." "Bye, Ivy." "See you tomorrow." " You want me to make dinner?" "." " In a little bit." "In a little bit?" "." "LIFE HAPPENS AND THINGS CHANGE " " AND PEOPLE LOSE SIGHT OF WHAT MATTERS." "I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THIS DREAM WILL LAST US." " Are you having an omelet or...?" "." " An omelet." "A small one." " With not so much butter." " Huh?" "." "Don't put tons of butter in it, like you did the other day." " I didn't put tons of butter on it." " Yeah, you did." "Tons of butter." " It was too much." " You really liked it." "You're like, "Shawn, put more butter on that."" "Was something missing from that?" "." " Forget Me Not." " What else?" "." "Do you want it fast or slow?" "." "I'm not sure what you want." " Alright, alright." "Ready?" "." " Ready." "It looks like that." "Where is the Christian band with no arms?" "." " You mean the burned guy." " Yeah." "Where's that record?" "." " Merle what's his name." " "Songs of Salvation for the Lord"." "Merle something." "I can't think of his name." "God damn it." "Maybe over here." "I've got to arrange these things in some kind of order." "You got any Poison?" "." "I have their first album with 8x10s in it." "They used to go to the club that Teri and I used to hang out at." "The Fetish." "Wow." "4, 5, 6." "2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7." "Open. 4, 2, 3, 4..." "We need to have more eye contact with everybody." "The first time you don't want to, and I understand that." "In real life, I don't make eye contact and I am pretty much a shy person." "You should practice at home making faces in the mirror." "Or when you stop at a light in the rearview mirror." "From here we're going to do..." "To our hips." "And everything we do with our hands is going to make people start..." "Not really stop looking up here, but direct their attention back down." "If you place your hands close to where you're shimmying, it'll exaggerate it." "PEOPLE GIVE YOU A MASK AND A NAME " " AND THEY NO LONGER SEE WHO YOU ARE." "ONLY THE CREATURE THAT YOU REPRESENT TO THEM." " Can I have the beans?" "." " Want a tortilla?" "." "Here." "It's kind of weird that everybody is home." "Nobody is ever always home." "Like all our kids." " Who likes spaghetti?" "." " Why are you waiting so long?" "." "Dig in." "I will, I will." "I had a snack not too long ago." "I'm not really starving." "It's like a sour cream salsa." " We've got to get you plumped." " Shut up." "I don't need to be your view of plumpness." " Dad always wants me fatter." " No, I don't." "Yeah, you do." "I thought girls like to be told they're too thin." "Isn't that a compliment?" "." "No, he's actually serious." "He likes the Anna Nicole Smith type." "Get all this away from me before I eat more." ""I cook." "You clean." Your famous saying." "Leave it here for a minute." " Sing me a song." "Anything." " "I'm coming out of my cage"." " "Cause my stomach feels small"." " What's your next choice?" "." "Sing us a good song." "I like your voice." " What?" "." " Voilá." "There's a stage." "I do like it when you dance with it." "Okay, just sing it." "Don't make me smile." "It was good!" "What happened?" "." " Your turn." " Hell no." " Do your face." " I'm not doing it." " Do Stan Laurel." "You look like him." " I'm shy." "I won't do it." "Nick wants you to read his tarot cards." " Read mine, too." " Want me to get them?" "." " Yeah, clear it." " I'll get the cards, you clear." " First Lover card." " What?" "." "Pull three cards." "Shuffle, and then I'll pull." "No." "Dad." " At this point I'm scared." " You can only get one Death card." "Death is good." "The Tower is not good." "It's not being afraid of anything." "This guy is about to fall off a cliff." "Maybe he'll fly." "All his magic is in that bag." "He has the whole world." "It's like blissful innocence." "The Devil means you're holding on to things." "You're chained to your own demons." "You could be this guy, but you're chained to your own demons." "It's like you're thinking about things." "And you are thinking about your future, but you're stuck." "Is it going too desolate?" "." "You're walking away?" "." "Is it going too perfect, like happiness?" "." "You're walking away, giving up." "There are all your emotions." "You're walking away." "When I first met you and Shawn, I thought you were my age." " We're vampires." " How old are Teri and Shawn?" "." "Are they 30 or 29?" "." "He's like, "Dude, they're fucking older than that."" "We're older than dirt. 110." "Don't tell anybody." "You guys are cool, man." "You got a badass house and beautiful kids." "I love your little daughter." "You're a lucky girl." "All you guys are cool as fuck, man." "That was the year of Mott the Hoople, Bowie... 1975?" "." "Shawn had Angel's Flight jeans on and big a blond perm." " In 1975 I found punk rock." " No, you did not!" " What did you look like?" "." " Did you have a blond perm?" "." "In 79 you had a big fucking blond perm and Angel's Flights." " No, that was 78." " Shawn, be honest." " It was 1979." "We all looked like shit." " Why are you yelling at me about it?" "." "Because you're lying again to look cool." "You had a painter's hat on and a perm out to here." "I had a girl that was a hairdresser." "With some girl that you dated for five years named Denise." "Not just some girl." "Some love of your life." " We all had chicks and dudes." " Why are you so mean?" "." " I'm honest." "You had a girlfriend." " This honest shit is annoying me." " You're putting me down." " No, I'm just being honest." "You tried to deny you had a perm, Angel's Flights and a painter's cap." "This is destroying a marriage." " I was never lying." " He doesn't want to lose you." "I don't care anymore." "He lied to me." " So what?" "." "Don't lose what you have." " Shut up!" " Don't talk to me about morals." " He never fucked her." "It's not about sex, Tracy." "She was never allowed to be his friend." "I am getting a divorce." "That's what this is about." " Shawn loves you." " No." "He lied to my fucking face for a year." "He does not have any morals." "I told him that I will divorce him   if he keeps her as a friend." "He chose her." "You don't understand." "You put so much value in sex." "He does not love me, or he would not lie to my face." "Find him." "Bring him here." " Hi, love." "Sorry." "I'm perfectly fine." " What did Tracy say?" "." " You heard everything Tracy said." " I didn't know what was happening." " Where's Shawn?" "." " I'm going to find him." "Just her saying it's okay that he's lying to me." "It's cool." "Because a lie is okay if it's..." "I know it's not." "That's my point." " A lie is never okay." " I'll hang out with my friends." "Please go away and hang out." "I love you." " I raised my voice because..." " I know." "Sometimes words elude me, and I have to scream." "Fucking be honest." "The girl you've lied to me about for six months, a year." " Tell me everything." " I've given her a ride to work." "You've had her at my house when I'm gone." "You lie to my face." "You said she meant nothing to you." "You promised me that." "Why is it I found your text when I was gone?" "." "Why is it she was at my house?" "." "Why is it you went to her house...?" "." "This is one-sided." "I won't do this." "I want your side of the story." "Right now." " When you were cheating on me..." " Only as much as you were." "Okay." "Here's the thing." "I found somebody that was a friend of mine." " So did I." " Exactly." "All we talked about was music and art." "So did I. But I didn't call you a cunt bitch whore." "You told me daily I was a cunt bitch whore." "I didn't mean a thing to you sexually and what a fucked up person I was." "And I told you nothing but I loved you." "You told me I was a piece of shit in front of our daughters." "You said I had sex with people, and I showed you nothing but respect." " Teri, this is drunk..." " No, I'm not drunk yet." "You want to read my diaries or ask your 10-year-old what you said?" "." "You left my porch, telling me that you're going to make a choice." " And what did I do?" "." " It doesn't matter." "You left me." "With my kids sitting on the porch." "I have pictures of it." "You said " ""I'm leaving you to make a choice." You were gone for a week." " It's retaliation?" "." "Where does it start?" "." " It never started there." " Because it can't be your fault." " I'm not saying it's not my fault." "When you were in England   you called and said he wanted to sleep with you." " I was on..." " I said I was coming home." "If I can't fucking tell the story, I'm not going to do it." "You won't let me." "You're a liar." "You're just leaving." "Shut the door and be an honest man." " Let me talk." " Come in here and be an honest man." " Do we need any more coffee?" "." " Sure." "Why not?" "." "Pay attention to your lines." "You're writing in the air now." "I know." "When we're writing things like this " " I want you to really take care and write the best you can, okay?" "." "I FEEL LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHO SHAWN IS ANYMORE." "I HAVE BEEN CRYING FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS " " AND TODAY WAS THE LAST DAY FOR THAT." "Bye, Ivy." "I'll be back soon, okay?" "." "I'll be back in a couple..." "I love you." "Don't cry." "I love you." "Now you've got lipstick all over you." "I don't mind wearing it." "I love you, Mommy." "I love you, too, Ivy." " Got everything?" "." " Yeah, I've got everything." "It doesn't make sense." "I've known him my whole life." "26 years." "It's longer than..." "It's more than half my life." " Yes." " It really is more than half my life." "Our motto was:" "Life is simple." "Why does everyone fuck it up   with all these things?" "." "It was almost like the universe said:" ""Hey, people." "Life happens." "What the hell?"'" "I love you both so much, it's like..." "Gosh." "That has been the reaction." "When I started thinking, "Is this done?"'" "It felt like we were..." "It's weird because I don't know..." "Looking back, I don't know how we got lost." "We weren't seeing each other anymore." "When I think of it, I'm about to cry." "How did I get that way?" "." "I don't ever want to go there again." "Liar my little liar" "Liar you're a liar to me" "Well I put up with so much shit that no one else would take" "You're telling me you love me, baby but baby, you're just a fake" "Liar my little liar" "Liar you're a liar to me" "You talk about your special friend hey, babe, that's nothing new" "'Cause both you and I know, baby he's just your little screw" "Liar my little liar" "Liar you're a liar to me" "Do you have any more funny movies to suggest like "Clerks"?" "." " "Clerks" was okay." " I like it." "The second one is a little inappropriate though." " Did Mom say she'd call?" "." " I will call her." "I will call her now." "THERE'S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO " " WHEN HEARTS CHANGE THEIR COURSE." "I HAVE TO START TO COLOR IN MY NEW WORLD." "Push yourselves a little bit together." " Oh!" "Handsome." " I was good-looking back then." "Oh, my God, Dad." "Is that good-looking to you?" "." "That's me and my pops." "Look." " What's going on there?" "." " This is a classic." "Look." "Would you even know that is me?" "." "My hair is parted in the middle." " I would run away if I saw you." " Who's this?" "." " Mom said I was the cutest baby." " I haven't seen these." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God, you're right." " Is this Mom?" "." " Yeah." "She shaved her eyebrows off to be like Ziggy Stardust." "That was The Fuzztones on Teri's birthday in 1980." "Rudi Protrudi was picking up on Teri the whole night." "I was pissed off." "This is the dress that got my teeth knocked out." "We went to see Lords of the New Church, and Teri wore this dress." "Some guy was hitting on her, and I was like, "Be cool."" " And then what happened?" "." " I hit him in the mouth." "He was a hippie." "I didn't think he had friends." "He had Nazi skinhead friends." "They put my arms around my back and did that dance." "They hit their foreheads into my teeth, so my teeth were hanging out." "It was crazy." " Wow!" "Look at Mom here." " This is me and Albert." " Dad, do you remember that?" "." " Oh, my God." "She's beautiful." "You are in Hollywood." "Oh, man." "Did you get married in San Bernardino?" "." "No, we got married in L.A. in an Irish pub... an Irish church." "Then we went to the San Bernardino Room in L.A." "I like that one of her." "I have to use the restroom." "I haven't had any sleep for the last few days." "I've had insomnia." " How long have you been together?" "." " 26 years." "That's a long time to be tied up." "Actually, it's been a really good time." " I wouldn't imagine." " Why not?" "." " I could never see myself like that." " You never know." " Where did you guys meet?" "." " At a nightclub, actually." "We'd been to the same gigs with mutual friends, but never met." "Albert said he wanted me to meet Teri." "And I would walk up to the bar." "And she had just walked to the bathroom." "Albert finally introduced us." " And was it like...?" "." " Yeah." "Love at first sight." "I got to hold her shoes while she danced." "Cool." "I went to jail that night." "The only time in my life." "The cops came up while Teri and I were drinking in the car." "They asked me to get out." "Then they found out I hadn't paid a ticket." ""You're going with us." I was all made up and had nail polish on." "She took my bracelets, so I would call her back and want my shit back." " That was pretty smart of her." " That was her divine plan." "That was kind of cool." "After that we started going to clubs together." "It was fun." " I have to drive tomorrow." "Far." " Where's far?" "." " Vegas." " Oh really?" "." " How come you don't fly?" "." " I want to take the pink rocket." " Is it going to make it that far?" "." " Yeah." "I had some work done on it." "I wish I could go." "That would be fun." "Yeah." " But I want to see Teri." "Alone." " Whatever." "It's a romantic thing." "MY HEAD IS SPINNING." "I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO OR WHERE TO GO." " It's funny." "You're so quiet." " I'm sorry." "I'm just thinking." " You are thinking about something." " I am." " Then tell me." " I went shopping today." " What?" "." " I got you something." "Look at that." "And it better fit." " They're little emeralds." " And diamonds?" "." "And diamonds, too." " It's the first ring you've picked out." " No, in San Francisco..." "But together." "This is the first one you ever did..." "You picked the very first rings." "I was at work or something." "We did it together." "We wanted the TV set and everything   so we bought those tiny, little ones." "I can't believe you did that." " You're so romantic." " I try." " I love you." " I love you, too." "WE HAVE SUCH A LONG PAST." "I JUST WANT TO BE IN LOVE AGAIN." " Who is giving away this woman?" "." " The king of rock and roll." "We are here to today to solemnly swear before the Almighty   the renewed vows of this beautiful couple before me." "Marriage was instilled by God with Adam and Eve many years ago." "He said, "It is not good for Man to be alone." "We'll make a helper for him."" " Shawn can you move closer to..." " Teri." " You look nervous." " I am nervous." "Really nervous." " Repeat after me." "Teri." " Teri." "With this ring, I marry you again." "And I promise to love you, be a faithful husband   for the rest of my life." "The ring, please." " I need your ring." " You do?" "." "I can't get it off." " It's okay." " It's already there." "Shawn, today in this place " " I marry you again." "I promise to love you   and be a faithful wife for the rest of my life." "As a minister of God and by the power vested in me by Nevada " " I now pronounce you over and over again, husband and wife." "I love you so much." " What?" "." " I love you so much." " Don't you love this song?" "." " I love it." "You have lipstick on you." " I love you." " I love you." "Subtitles:" "Karen Margrete Wiin Dansk Video Tekst"