"I'm wayne malloy." "My family and iare travelers." "Our kind has been livingin this country for 150 years." "We're not listed in the phonebook,we don't have social security numbers." "We live off the grid." "Some call us gypsies,others call us thieves, most though,don't even know we exist." "I've got three kids,a boy,a girl,and,uh... my wife dahliais just out of jail,on parole." "We took her hometo the traveler camp." "The family gave her a warm welcome." "I,on the other hand,gota different type of welcome." "I am the new boss." "He is the old boss." "Get over it." "Sometimes,it takes a beating to make you realizeit's time to move on." "So where are we gonna go?" "Life's a river,kid." "You gotta gowhere it takes you." "So,with a loanfrom the family bank," "I packed up the rv and went out in searchof something better." "Shit!" "It wasn't that long before the family tried to stop us." "You're in the wrong lane,asshole!" " Mick,look out!" " Shit!" "Stop!" "Oh,my god,no!" "Unfortunately, they stoppedsomeone else instead, and then they ran." "Knowing that we couldn'tgo back to our old home, we decided to visit their new home, edenfalls,as the riches." "Now,who buys a houseon the internet?" "Come and meet our new neighbors." "Doug,meet hugh panetta,biggest asshole east of the mississippi." "You flatter me,jim." "Dougy was lookingfor work as a lawyer, and you've gota lunch interview today." "A good lawyer makes you believethe truth." "Doug..." "whoa." "A great lawyer makes you believe the lie." "Oh." "You're a sick mother,doug,and I like thatin a liar." "I've taken many things in my life, but I'm on my way to taking something I never thought possible." "The american dream." "We're gonna steal it." "Will the past ever catch up with us?" "I don't know." "Doug,I know you're there." "Don't you hang upon me,doug." "But I'll be damned if I go down without a fight." "Dad,do we really have to do this?" "Why can't just crank the blue plate special like we always do?" "The blue plate specialhas its flaws." "Dad's right,honey." "Phony chits and phony slangs only get you so far." "Come on,cupcake." "Get out of the car." "I am not going." "Oh,yes,you are,cal." "I'm not--I don't want--I don't want a damn number." "Get out." "No one's gonna own you,honey." " Come here.Let me see." " Dad,I don't want to be a number,either." "Hey,nobody is goingto be a number." "Sammy,take the shoes off." "Come on." "But I like the shoes." "We're not a familyof shoe-wearers." "We are a family of missionaries." "Missionaries." "We've been spreadingthe good word,ma'am." "Here's our paperwork." "What country are thesebirth certificates from?" "Indonesia." "The wife and iare U.S.Citizens,the kids were all born in pare-parein indonesia." "Pare-pare." "That's right,pare-pare born and bred." "But you're a priest?" "Oh,yes,ma'am." "A catholic priest?" "Yes,ma'am." "Uh,spreading the good word,spreading the good seed." "So good." "And what'syour name,hon?" "Delilah." "Her name is delilah." "She was bitten by a monkey when she was eight,so her english is not so good." "Pad thai!" "Quit scratching honey." "He got bitten by a tsetse fly at the airport." "Big ol' son of a bitch." "So,now,we're backon U.S. Soil, we wanted to get the kids all socially secured, you know,with cards." "God bless you." "God bless you." "God bless you." "God bless you." "The Riches Season 1 Episode 03" "Problems with the newlyweds." "That guy pete,he e-mailed again and said he wants to reschedule the golf trip." "Good." "Reschedule." "Tell him the mono is really kicking in,and it's contagiousas hell." "Don't come around." "Didn't like you anyway." "Weasel." "Do you have to call them newlyweds?" "They're newlyweds." "So how dowe use these cards?" "We use them to enrollyou kids in school." "Would you stop scaring 'em." "I'm serious." "So am I." "Dad,come on." "School?" "Who wants to learna bunch of buffer bullshit?" "School is the cornerstoneof buffer society." "That's where you meet a lot of buffer friends and learn really important things." "Oh,wayne,it will kill their tiny minds." "No,I went to schooltill seventh grade." "It didn't kill my mind." "Oh,you're half-breed." "Ooh." "I'm just saying." "Come on." "It will be real fun,won't it?" "When was the last time you were inan educational facility?" "Fifty minutes outside georgiarippin' off that school." "Yeah." "Wasn't that great?" "Dad,it sucked." "What else do wereally need to know?" "You taught us everything." "We're smart,we're crafty,we're self-taught,we're autody... namic." "Auto... shit." "What is that again?" "The word is autodidacts,and if you don't know,you're not self-taught." "I know history." "Oh,really,all of it?" "Who's sulla?" "The guy from star wars." "He wasthe first dictator of rome." "Freak." "I read a bookon joan of arc." "Look,this isnot an education,kids." "I do not want my childrenin no buffer facility." "Stop beingscared of school." "Okay?" "Nothing to be scared of." "Knowledge is power." "That's the end of it." "On a lighter note... honey,you're my best friend." "What do you think,red or blue?" "Oh,I have no opinion." "I'm scared of school." "Obviously red." "I'm gonna tell my mom." "Yeah?" "You little bitch." "You tell your mama whoyou've been talking to." "I haven't talked to calin a week." "Oh,look,incoming callsfrom cal." "Okay,so I talked to him, but I don't knowwhere they are." "Don't sass me." "I will beat youwith a switch." "See?" "Now you make meget all violent." ",dale." "Oh,shit,wayne." "Oh,shit,wayne!" "Not bad for a half-breed." "Not bad." "And... oh." "Sex anda gold card,too." "Because you're worth it." "They're legit." "Wait,we have to payat the end of every month?" "That's the idea here." "It's feo." "For energetic orgasms?" "No." "For emergencies only." "Oh,shit,wayne." "I've been running hot plastic sinceI was eight years old." "You can't just screw me give me a gold card,and tell me it's feo." "New life,new horizons,new challenges." "You know,just 'causeyou grew up a buffer, it don't give you the rightto call me ignorant,you know?" "I nevercalled you ignorant." "You saidI was scared of school." "I ain't scared of anything." "What does panco do anyway?" "Real estate investmentsomething." "Yeah,I glanced at it." "Well,that is really girly." "Yeah?" "It doesn't feel right." "No?" "Hold on." "Better,huh?" "Yeah." "Thank you." "Wish youwere coming with me." "I bet." "Who else gonna put rocksin your briefcase?" "You and me." "I know." "You'll be fine,though." "You're the best conmanin the world." "The worldis a big place." "Okay." "You're the best conmanwho gets in my pants." "Sorry,I called youa half-breed." "Oh,this is crazy." "Hi,welcome to panco." "Thank youfor calling panco." "Please hold." "Welcome to panco." "Are you a panco person?" "Hi." "Welcome to panco." "Thank youfor calling panco." "Please hold." "You must bea panco person." "I am on mondays,wednesdays,and fridays." "Can I be tuesdaysand thursdays?" "Thank youfor calling panco." "Please hold." "Thank youfor calling panco." "I'm doug rich." "Oh,mr.Rich.Mr.Panettahas been expecting you." "Excellent." "hi,doug rich." "Oh,hey." "Hi,doug rich." "Nice to meet you." "Doug." "You're late." "Doug rich." "Meet your new team." "Panco team,meet your new legal chief." "I hope you don't mind an impromptu." "I wanna get folks together,and just kind of dive in." "Uh...no." "Impromptu?" "Very good." "Love to dive in." "Great." "All right." "The floor is yours." "Okay,um... do you-- where would you like me to start?" "I don't know." "Uh,how about the present,future,vis-a-visthe doug rich way." "Present,future,doug rich way." "Okey-dokey." "Good morning." "Uh,what isthe doug rich way?" "What is doug rich way?" "Anybody?" "Okay." "Now,that would be too easy." "Uh,is it about the present?" "Yeah,sure is,right now." "Is it about the future?" "Oh,it's writtenin the stars." "It's about... it's about problems." "It's about,"what's the problem?" ""Where's the problem?" "There's the problem." ""Catch the problem." "Look,it's getting away." "Stomp it with your foot." ""It's about peoplesolving the problems." "Panco people,people of panco." "Peter piper pickeda peck of panco people." "And it was goodon the first day." "And these are the people,you--we are the people that will wineach and every case." "Uh,what case?" "Exactly." "What cases?" "We're a real estate company." "Panco real estate company." "That is what we are." "What have I gotin my briefcase?" "What does he mean?" "A hundred bucks to anyone-- no,hell, a thousand bucksof hugh's money." "Anyone,have a guess,what's in the briefcase?" "What's your name?" "Kimmie." "Kimmie,a thousand bucks." "Um... the beaufort-simpson file?" "The beaufort-simpson file." "A fileI will be getting to know." "No,it isn'tin the briefcase." "Good guess." "Anyone else?" "A thousand bucks." "Pink slips." "Pink slips." "No,thank you." "Not today." "Well,I'll show you." "I'll getthe thousand bucks." "A rock." "Is that a rock?" "When people ask me,what is the doug rich way?"" "I say,it's this." ""This is it." "This is the doug rich way." "This is what I am about,what we will be about." "The whole team." "Yes." "So you want usto be rocks?" "What's your name?" "Tony." "Tony,you got yourself a raise." "Check with hugh." "Yes,we will be rocks,all of us." "I am a rock." "What are you,kimmie?" "A rock?" "Yes,you are." "We will be rocks." "You and you and you and you,all of us,rocks." "Rock-solid,rock sure,rock and roll,baby." "This is us." "Now,and if we all... all as rocks,if we stick together,we become... a mountain." "A mountain,yes." "A mountain." "Together,we will be a mountain." "A panco mountain." "All right." "All right." "All right,doug." "There's robert E.Lee. It's a public school." "It's mixed, which,in my opinion,is a good thing." "I mean..." "Who wants to be with whitey mcwhiteyall the time?" "Also,it's cheap." "Oh,that's good." "Excuse me,is that a camel?" "Jim andhis shitty alpacas." "Oh,and then,there's the jesuits." "And,of course,ye famous old rosemere." "Is that a school?" "Oh,yeah." "The rosemere academy." "1,500 a month,18 a year." "It's a symbol of everything that's wrong with the universe." "Eighteen what?" "Thousand dollars,hon." "18,000 a yearto send a kid to school?" "Get out." "That's notincluding books." "Sugar?" "Sure,I wouldlove some sugar." "And to think of all the kidsthat are starving in africa." "So you send your daughterto public school?" "Hell,no." "Rosemere." "We're all hypocrites." "Come on in here." "And this,this here is greg." "Greg's a great guy,great accountant,too." "And,oh,here we are,a little snacky." "This is diana." "Lynn,kimmie,jen." "Great speech." "You're a real panco person." "Oh,kimmie is terrific." "Yeah,so are lynn and jen." "Great girls." "Ladies." "Ladies." "Aubrey." "Aubrey,come here." "Come on." "Aubrey'sa five star paralegal." "Wants to bea lawyer,too." "What year are you on,year twoat the night school?" "Third year,actually." "Third year,yeah." "I'm not sureI want her to graduate." "Then she'll be a lawyer.I'll lose her." "She's the hardest workerI've got." "Uh,let's see now." "And,uh... tony." "Yeah." "Sit down,tony." "Miguel." "Miguel." "Como esta tu esposa hoy?" "My husband?" "Your husband?" "What about your wife?" "What the hell?" "Wife's in chemo,he hadn't misseda spill." "He's a god damn saintand a great janitor." "Hey,there,stu." "What's goin' on?" "You know." "Yeah,stu's okay." "He's pretty good." "Sit down,greg." "You'll be moving intostewart's offices today." "Stewart's moving office?" "No,no moreoffices for stewart." "Somebody comes,somebody goes." "Somebody dies,somebody lives." "I'm a hunter,doug." "In hunting,you eat what you kill,you kill what you eat." "Comprende?" "So when are you planningto tell him?" "I'm not planningon tellin' him anything." "Get rid of him by lunch." "I got it.I got it." "Don't pick it up." "I got it.I got it." "I got it." "Don't touch it." "I said don't touch--give me my phone." "Give me my phone." "Can I have my phone,please?" "Have you beentalking to her?" "Cal,look at me." "Did you tell herwhere we are?" "Yeah,di,I gave her the address'cause I'm that dumb." "Don't be a dick,cal." "Rule number eight:" "Don't rat on your family, even when you thinkyour dad has lost his mind." "We're gonnabe gone in a week." "What do you care?" "Maybe not,huh?" "Maybe we'llgraduate high school and become lawyersor dentists or successful americansor shit,cal." "Maybe dad has a plan,cal." "Did you ever think of that?" "Maybe dad has a-- when was the last timedad had a plan,di?" "When?" "Do you really thinkdad has a plan?" "Do you?" "He stole the money,ma lost the money, and now we're herein a dead guy's house." "He got a job,cal." "He got a job." "That's great." "It is,di,but whenwas the last time he held one downfor more than two days?" "We're gonnaget caught,di." "Hello." "Hiya." "Well,nina was kind enough to make an appointment for ustoday at rosemere school." "Yeah,well,couldn't you give mea little bit more notice?" "David!" "I mean,this is justa little bit inconvenient." "Hello?" "I know." "I didn't ask her to,she just did it." "Don't get mad at me." "You want school." "Yeah,okay." "Well,I'll see youat noon." "Uh-huh." "See you at noon." "See you at noon." "David." "David's good,doug's better." "Well,I hear we're gonna be workin'together... doug." "You know,I've been beggin' hugh for somesupport around here." "I hope you're ready for meto work you to death." "Oh ho,beaufort-simpson." "Yeah.You read upon the deal,right?" "Oh,yeah." "You know,we gota conference call at three." "Why don'tyou just jump in and takethe call yourself,huh?" "Give themthe old panco punch." "Absolutely." "Better still,you could take the call." "I'll watchthe master at work." "Bawk!" "Chicken,huh?" "Hoo-hoo!" "Wise owl." "So who areyou replacing,doug?" "You mean,the-- no,you know,what I mean." "Hugh's a freak." "Space is limited." "If you're in,who's out?" "I got a hundred buckson that picarelli." "The guy'sa heck of a whiner." "You guys beton who's getting canned?" "I know,it's a local entertainmentaround here." "I got 500 buckssays it's you." "That's not even funny." "I got 12 mouths to feed." "What you mean,all these kids are yours?" "Of course,they're mine." "Adopted from every cornerof the world." "This one's gota heart of gold." "Her name's,uh,chi ho." "You wannaget started on this?" "Okay." "No,all this." "Right." "This is a school?" "This isa private school,honey." "It's an academy." "I gottaget this done fast." "I got a conference call at 3:00." "Shit,look,he snuck them on." "Sammy,sammy,do secret squirrel,okay." "Okay." "Didi,what's your name?" "My name's delilah richfrom tampa." "Hobbies?" "Fencing,skiing,racquetball,and sex." "Ow,chess." "Cut the sass." "Have you kids even thoughtabout who you are?" "I'm a rich jerk-off." "I think we know who we arebut the question is, do we really wanna goto a school that rips us offfor 18 grand a year?" "Eighteen grand a year,is that a joke?" "Why are youso scared of school?" "My momwas scared of school,and lookwhat happened to her." "What happened to her?" "She drowned in a creek 'cause she couldn't read the goddamn"danger" sign." "Hey,hey,hey." ""We know what we are,but not what we may be." ""William shakespeare." "I don't know what thatmeans,but y'all take notes." "Bonjour." "Bonjour." "Tres bien." "Excellent class." "And chess,too?" "Well,I'm no proor anything,but I do playthe computer." "Our daughteris very gifted." "You mean highly gifted?" "We mean perversely gifted." "That's whatwe got here,jane." "so what can I do for younice people today?" "Jane,we are inthe scouting process at the moment, being new to edenfalls, and our kids'education is,of course,paramount." "And we're lookingfor the topmost educational environment for our three dangerously gifted children," " and rosemere-- - yeah,rosemere's it." "I see." "You'reinterested in rosemere." "We are,jane." "And I assume you are aware that we havean extensive waiting list." "We are,jane." "Uh,the extensivewaiting list,of course." "Jane,we arepeople of means." "Excuse me?" "We got money." "No,I know whatmeans"" means,mrs."Rich." "Look,you shouldfeel free to apply, and I'll be sure and let you know if we haveany openings next fall." "Next fall?" "That's whenour year begins." "Our school iscurrently full,mrs.Rich." "You can make roomfor three little kids." "Oh,now,that reallywouldn't be fair to our current parents,would it,mrs.Rich?" "I mean,they thought ahead." "They made our deadlines." "They got their applicationsin on time." "Now,I'm delighted to hear thatyour children's education is,in fact,"paramount" to you." "From where I'm sitting,it doesn't really look that way." "I thin kwhat you're looking for is a delightful public schooling the area-- robert E.Lee." "Yeah?" "Well,I shit on robert E.Lee." "Baby,don't you listento that bitch." "We can go anywhere we want." "Public school,private school?" "What do you care?" "You've never evenbeen to a school." "She can take her 18 grand andshove it up her ass." "They don't justgive it to you,wayne." "This american dream,they don't justgive it to you with a big old ribbonand a bow." "If we want it,we gotta take it." "We got todo whatever it takes to get itand to hold on to it till they rip it outof our cold,dead hands." "They're ain'tnobody gonna tell me I don't care about my kids." "There's nobody gonna saythey ain't good enough." "They're notgonna let us in." "Yeah,they will." "Come on,sam!" "This is it?" "This is it." "Jane fedley." "1158 old hickory." "It's quitea nice house." "It's notas nice as ours." "Cal,you first." "We needto do this quick." "All right,kids." "Dig in." "Thanks,mom." "Didi,come on." "Do it." "Whoa,this one reeks." "Cal,do y'all wanna goto private school or not?" "No." "No." "Well,you are." "They are?" "Yes." "Take the bags,quick." "I know." "Thank you,ma'am." "May I have another?" "Hurry up,will you?" "Don't youhave a meeting?" "Okay,if you get caught,call me." "I'm a lawyer." "Did teachyou anything?" "Oh,my god." "Cal,come here." "Check out this bird." "Okay." "Gotta go,gotta go." "Hey,are you deaf?" "What part of "hold my calls "don't you understand?" "I'm sorry." "Get it?" "So what happened?" "Oh,I put the money in,and itwouldn't come out." "What?" "Couldn't pullthe trigger?" "Oh,that." "Um... you didn't seemto have a problem pulling the trigger last night." "What happened?" "That was firing a gun." "Doug,listen." "I'm an easy-going guy." "I got three ruleshere at panco:" "Don't litter,flush the john... and make the new guyfire the old guy." "Can you livewith that?" "Aubrey!" "That-a-boy." "Conference call in a half an hour,all right?" "And get him on the phone firstand don't screw up." "Pronto!" "Hey,aubrey." "Tony,greg... sit down." "Aubrey, what do youthink of this?" "Excuse me?" "What doyou think of this?" "Would you liketo have a go at this?" "I mean, would you like to takea stab at this?" "At the candy bar?" "No,this,this." "Not this,this." "Beaufort-simpson,right?" "I am nota lawyer,mr.Rich." "Yes,but you're an expert." "You know your field." "You must know thislike the back of your hand." "Oh,so you want meto mark it up." "I want you tomark it up,that's it." "Just to mark it up." "I'm a paralegal." "Good." "That should help." "I..." "I..." "I don't wanna get blamed, and I really,reallyneed this job." "You will not get blamed." "You're doing thisfor me." "I just wantyour opinion,okay?" "You want my opinion?" "I'm a just man." "I am a fair man." "I am a woman-loving,colorblind,and powerful man." "And I want your opinion, and I wanna give you this candy bar as wellfor the job." "Are you gonna fire him?" "The man'sgot 12 children." "Can I tell you a secret?" "Mm-hmm." "Those aren't his children." "He cut the photosout of a catalog." "No,shit." "Okay." "How are you doing,baby?" "Well,she just sat downfor a snack." "So,say we got us 20,30 minutes easy." "Okay." "Well,youkeep your eye on her." "Bye-bye." "okay,my account nameis jane fedley." "She must really like cosmo." "Jones." "Yeah,j-o-n-- well,thatbig ol' computer must have a big ol'mistake inside it because that ismy mother's maiden name." "Mm-hmm." "Sure." "My birthday?" "September 18,1961." "Yeah." "My socialis 433-35-66-22." "Gotta go." "Gotta go." "Y'all want the bloodof my first-born,too?" "Just give me one moment." "Would you shutthat bird up?" "Mom,I am tryin',okay?" "God damn it." "I'm so sorry." "My in-laws are in town." "Mm-hmm." "Yeah--well,I've lost my cell phone." "Mm-hmm." "And I just wondered if you couldsuspend my service for a couple of daysjust to see if it shows up." "Mm-hmm." "Well,thank you so much." "I love them shoes." "Baby,come here." "Okay." "Now,yougotta make a choice." "What do you mean?" "Right now,for the con." "See,when you rope that fedley woman, you can be a girl, but then,see,you gotta stay a girl." "Or you can be a boy." "It might be easier." "I gotta make a choice?" "Not for me,not ever." "I love youjust like you are." "But,yeah,you gottamake a choice for them." "You wanna goto that school,right?" "Yeah." "Okay." "I swear to god,that this bird,if it says it one more time,I'm gonna cook him." "Of all things that wehad to steal,we had to steala goddamn parrot?" "Gotta go." "It's not funny." "You hold him." "Did you find somethinggood for him?" "Let me see." "It's a prep schoolcalled burton." "It's about an hour away." "It's pretty fancy." "That is good." "Do you thinkhe can do this?" "Oh,sure." "Kid's a malloy." "He can do it." "He can do it." "Okay,show methat bike." "Come on." "Operation education, here we go." "Gotta go." "Gotta go." "Hi,there." "Is everything all right?" "Oh,dear." "Gotten yourselfa flat there,haven't you?" "My mom's gonnakill me for this." "Ah,so your mom's not here and she doesn't knowwhere you are,does she?" "No,I snuck offto the library to study." "You snuck off to study?" "Yes,ma'am." "Well,you know what, I have my phone here." "Why don't we give her a call?" "You haveher number,right?" "That's odd." "What?" "Don't seem to haveany service here." "No." "I need to call my mom." "Okay,sweetheart." "It's all right." "Um... you know what, I liveright around the corner." "Why don't we walk over there and we can call your motherfrom my house." "Will that be okay?" "Thank you." "So you're a burton kid?" "Oh,yeah,but not yet." "My brother and sister and I are supposedto start next week." "Ah,well,burtonis an excellent school." "It's all right." "It was actuallyour second choice." "Really?" "What was your first choice?" "Rosemere." "Mom said thatwas the kind of place where a kid like me could really spreadhis wings in-- intellectually,of course." "Huh." "What'syour favorite subject,sam?" "French,ma'am." "Etre ou ne pas etre." "Voila la question." "You read shakespearein french?" "Just the soliloquies." "Huh." "This is actuallywhere I live." "He threatened me,okay?" "He said I had to do it." "I had no choice." "He said-- who?" "Who is it?" "Dale." "It's dale,okay?" "You don'thave to marry him." "By rule,you can say no." "I can't say no." "He forced me,cal." "I'm--I think I might be pregnantwith his baby." "I'm splittin' tonight,got some bucks." "Take the hound,see where it leads me." "You know what I mean?" "No." "No,don't do that." "Well,what do you suggest?" "Come live with us,okay?" "I'll take careof the baby." "You can-- you can go to school here,I don't know." "Since whendo you go to school?" "Since today." "So how do I find you?" "I'll pick you up." "8:00 tonight." "You remember that place you got sickoff those fish sticks?" "I don'tremember the name." "Off route 19?" "I'll see you then." "Bye." "Cal?" "What?" "You left the window open." "Where is the bird?" "Oh,shit." "Birdie,birdie." "Bird?" "Bird?" "Come here,birdie." "Come on." "You know I like you." "Come on,you little shithead." "Come here,bird." "Bird." "Birdie." "Who's gotta go now,huh?" "Come on,bird." "God damn it." "Is this whatyou're looking for?" "Rawk!" "Gotta go." "Gotta go." "Great." "Yeah,could youjust bring him down for me?" "How about you come up?" "Oh,my god." "Want some?" "No,thanks." "I'm workingon a triptych." "So what's it about?" "Your trip thing?" "Isolation." "Don't worry,ma'am." "We'll findyour little oiseau." "My mom's here." "Oh,sweetheart." "I was worriedsick about you." "This isthe nice woman who let meuse her phone." "Jane?" "Yes.Yes. Uh,hello.Hello." "You twoknow each other?" "Well,ms.Fedley-- ms.Fedley is the headof rosemere,baby." "But you... well,thank you,jane." "Thank you so much." "I thinkwe should be going now." "Of course.Okay." "Um... no,my books." "Oh,books." "Uh-huh." "We can't leave her." "Her bird,le petit chou is missing." "Le what?" "It's french." "It means cabbage." "We gotta help herfind him." "Well,sweetheart,you know,ms.Fedley is an adult." "I'm sure she can manage." "She did somethingnice for me." "Why can't we do something nicefor her?" "Thanks,guys.Thanks,stewart." "Thanks,stewart.Thank you." "You didn't say a word." "Next time chime in." "That's whatyou're here for,isn't it?" "Yeah." "Let's talkabout panco,stu." "Hey,you know what?" "Let's talk about your lack of participationon that conference call." "No,forget about that." "Tell meabout beaufort-simpson." "Are we winningor losing?" "I couldn't tellon the conference call." "Okay,let's play a game." "I'm gonna read a paragraph from thebeaufort-simpson file." "You tell mewhat it means,okay?" "Here we go." ""The provision of law,R.C.19," ""which prohibitsa court from enjoining "the yada-yada-yada-yada, violates "the separationof powers doctrine,and is thereforeunconstitutional." ""What the helldoes that mean?" "Yada-yada-yada?" "What kindof lawyer are you?" "No just--just imagine I know nothingabout the law,okay?" "Just imagine I've just come straightout of the forest,I'm a kid from the swamps,and I'm hereand,whoa."" ""Just help me out here." "Eminent domain?" "Now what's that?" "I saw it in a film?" "Eminent domain?" "Yeah,is it important?" "Jesus christ." "Where did yougo to school,man?" "You have to bethe worst lawyer in the world." "I am." "I am the worst lawyer in the world." "And you, you are the best liar in the world." "Your family,cut out of a magazine." "That is brilliant." "You know what?" "I am tired of this shit." "Get out of my office." "No,you get out of your office." "You're fired." "I'm sorry." "Not that sorry." "He doesn't know." "The new guydoesn't know anything." "He doesn't even know about eminent domain." "Welcome to panco,doug." "I hope your time here is fruitful." "Thank you." "Come on,little chou-chou." "Come here,little chou-chou." "See?" "This is how the world ends." "Not with a bang,but with a whimper." "Oh,jane,honey,don't be so negative." "The thing about birdsis you think they care, but all they really wantis food." "Maybe I should go lookover that way or something." "Yeah,go look that way." "Yeah,and hurry,hurry." "Don't be sad,jane." "Keep doing that little bird call." "Hey,I'm not late,am I?" "Just gimme the bird." "Okay.Yell over here." "Over here!" "Okay." "Take the bird." "Come on.Just-- okay.Go,go,go." "I found him." "Take care,ms.Fedley. Bon soir." "Come here,you." "And best of luck at burton." "It really isa very good school." "Thank you." "Yeah,it is an hour away, but you know,if you don't stand for education,hell,what do you stand for?" "Mrs.Rich. Oh,call me cherien." "I want to repay you." "How can I repay youfor this great kindness?" "Oh,there's nothingyou can do,jane." "We're notthe kind of people who needto be repaid are we?" "No." "No." "Sometimes life's not about payments, or meeting deadlines, playing by the rules." "Sometimes life,it just-- it comes right out,and it hits you." "And before you know it,you got a missing childand a missing bird." "We know what we are,but not what we may be." "Right?" "Bye,jane." "Au revoir." "Um,cherien,uh... have you got a minute?" "Mom'sstill got it,huh?" "Why sure,jane." "better be a rental." "Never trust a thief with a gold card,baby." "I've missed you." "I missed you,too." "And how has your day been?" "Good." "I think I'm getting the hang of it." "I think you are,too." "Oh." "I got the kidsinto rosemere." "Oh,yeah?" "Mm-hmm." "Eighteen grand times three,how much is that?" "That's a lot of money,wayne." "Well,I better crack opensome law books,see if I can keep this job." "You thinkit's gonna rain?" "I hope not." "Never mind." "Your rock,big hit." "No shit. ---The Riches Season 1 Episode 03"