"Are you nuts?" "!" "The joy of being a woman..." "Bloody hell!" ""The joy of being a woman..."" "Did you just fall off the turnip truck?" "What is this filth you're letting on the air?" "Is it filth to speak about love between a man and a woman?" "Where's the woman?" "You may squeak into the mike but this doesn't make you a woman!" "Or maybe it does, I don't know you." " They are fictional characters." "Characters or four-legged freaks, who cares?" "Do you want only perverts to listen to us?" "You know what?" "This gypsy camp in here really pisses me off!" "I'll get my aunt's room this week, she moves away to the countryside." "This was supposed to happen in January." "Maybe she got lost!" "Where's Mill?" "If he comes, send him to me." "Valdur!" "MADE IN ESTONIA" "NATO has started to buy up land for its future aviation bases." "The location and size of the bases is confidential but existing contracts are honoured." "These were morning news and now weather information for those who have just woken up." "Maie's coming!" "Well, what's your excuse?" " We've been tinkering with the car." "I wasn't asking about your dreams." " Honest to God!" "We've been guarding it from thieves." "The garage was full." "That's Vaino." " You don't say?" "Isn't it nice?" "So that's our dear old Vaino?" "He never finds his way home when he's hammered." "It was late, you know?" "He might have got beaten up." "We'll discuss this one-on-one if I ever talk with you again." "Get to your room at once!" "The neighbours will hear." "Vaino, are you planning to settle here or what?" "Hello, Mrs. Maie." "Auntie Maie had a bad night." " How witty you are!" "Your "hello" is not welcome here." "Sorry." "Good bye." " That was music in my ears." "I was planning to go home anyway." "Home?" "I've never heard you say that word before." "Our Vaino has a home?" " At least yesterday it was there." "At 2 p.m." "we go our separate ways." "So that 7 a.m." "we could meet again." "At 2 p.m." "we go our separate ways." "So that 7 a.m." "we could meet again." "You heard me right!" "It's your own fault you haven't responded to any of the notices!" "What notices?" "I don't have a letterbox!" "Or are letterboxes required by the constitution now?" "Wisecracking won't help you." "That's your new home." "Hey, man!" "That's 200 kilometres from Tallinn!" "Very well then." "In Finland you'd be moved 2,000 km!" "Did you have to tear down this lot?" " This in here and many others!" "Think about all the people in Estonia who have never lived in Tallinn!" "So you just cross my life out altogether?" "You don't even have a letterbox!" "What's the use of weeping for that life?" "This man there is ready to buy your stuff." "You'll need nothing!" "Sign it!" "As a human being, I might pity you." "But as a state official I say..." "So help you God." "Dear viewers, we are in the land of Estonia which is trying desperately to become a member of NATO." "Do you know what the greatest advantage of this country is?" "The fact that it's in the North!" "We found out that in Estonian language words "North" and "bottom" sound the same!" "So stay in your bottom, goddamn Estonians!" "You are not like us, Lithuanians!" "Come here!" "Where are you going, old guy?" "To the south or so they told me." "Finally we found a real Estonian hillbilly!" "Let's go on." "So what do we have here?" "Tractors, animals, health..." "Farming services, women looking for men, women looking for women." "Men looking for women, men looking for men." "What are you selling, you ask." "What happened?" "The answer's unknown." "Why now, you ask." "The answer's unknown." "What are you doing, you ask." "The answer's unknown." "What are you doing, you ask." "The answer's unknown." "Silvi here." "Hi, Maie!" " Hello, Silvi!" "You'll never guess what I heard." " How interesting!" "I'll never guess." "I'll have to pay for it anyway!" "What will happen, you ask." "The answer's unknown." "What will happen, you ask." "The answer's unknown." "Vaino got his own house!" "Do whatever you must!" "Somebody thinks and knows for you!" "Be a man!" "And do whatever you must!" "Valdur's friend?" " The same!" "A real house?" "!" "From the government!" " Which one?" "Our own!" "They took his flat and gave a house in return!" "Is this the country we're living in?" " Is this the Estonia we wanted?" "And where?" "A hundred million kilometres from Tallinn." "I'm so happy!" " What are you so happy about?" "Don't you get it?" "Me and Valdur want to live in peace!" "I never have to worry about seeing Vaino's bald head again!" "What do you mean?" "If he cannot find a good wife there, he'll be back in town in no time." "What wife?" "Who can keep house and knows all about decorating." "I wonder what his house might be like?" "Hello?" "Vaino here!" "I came to have a look what's going on." "I also came to have a look." "Is this the Kakimae farm?" " Right you are." "So you're the new one." " Vaino." "Kikas wants to see Mill." "So you're making this stuff here?" "I've never listened to it but Mom is a huge fan." "I could spend the night beside you." "I could call you from the shopping mall." "We could swing from the edge of the world." "We could speak about meaningless things." "Who was that?" "A new secretary of Kikas?" "I wouldn't mind getting a piece of that." "You'll never guess what I'll leave inside you and that is good." "I could spend the night beside you." "I could call you from the shopping mall." "So Kolla's your name?" " Right." "Straight from the passport." "So Kolla's your name?" " Right." "Straight from the passport." "A nice one." " You think so?" "Could be worse." "What's in a name?" "You've been here for an hour and the house is still standing." "Kudos to you." "All righty then." "Welcome!" "Down the hatch!" "You're all alone?" "No wife?" "So you don't have anyone?" " I have Valdur." "Your son?" " No." "He's my friend." "Take a bite of good old Volli." "I slaughtered him for Part's funeral." "Soon it's midsummer." "Then we'll massacre Limbi." "That's fantastic." "While I was living in the city." "All the time in the same house." "I had no idea what the neighbours were called." "Now I'm here and the very first night I get to know you." "And Limbi as well." " That's Volli." "Soon you'll get to know Toonik." " Another one of your pigs?" "Toonik, you mean?" "He's worse than a swine." "You can kill a pig and get your belly full." "But should you kill him, you get 15 years." "Who would have thought in the 20th century" "That Vaino would own a house in the 21st." "My Mum always said a hundred years make all old things disappear." "A hundred years is a long time." "I was the daughter of Dalai Lama in my previous life." "I lived in a huge castle and I had 600 slaves." "Then your photos should be in old newspapers." "It never even occurred to me!" "I wonder if a Gypsy told Dalai Lama during his lifetime that he would be Silvi in the next life." "Why must you spoil everything nice?" " He didn't say anything nasty." "We're in Mustla." "Stop at the post office, I must send the telegram." "To whom?" " To Eha." "You don't know her." "Loori Eha?" "She died a long time ago!" "That's why I would like to send her my condolences." "Hello there!" "Vaino, collect mail." " ID." "I'm not Vaino, I'm her sister." "But Vaino's sick and he wanted to get these letters because they are very important to him." "Oh my God!" "It's so nice here!" "Fantastic!" " What?" "Just look around!" "Isn't it pretty?" "What's so pretty?" "A woman's touch is clearly missing." "That's all I can see." " How?" "At least I can hear it." "Can't you?" " No." "Help!" " Everything is just shouting for help!" "You cannot find a woman here." "Nobody lives in the country these days." "Come here, I'll show you something." "See!" " What are those?" "Women!" " Show me again!" "I put an ad in the paper." "A man looking for a woman." ""Such a man, wants such a woman"." "I wrote that I'm Vaino, I have an empty farm, all kinds of other stuff." "And then I added "adventurers, don't bother"." "When did you get those?" " When I sent the telegram to Eha." "Eha is dead!" " Deader than a doornail." "Let's tell Vaino." "I don't have time to chatter with you." "Take the cabbage." "I don't want a wife." " Yes, you do!" "I don't." " You'll finally settle down." "I've done without for 50 years." "For 50 years you didn't have a house." "Now you do and you need a wife." "The house is mine!" "I don't want a strange woman in my house." "But the house wants to feel a woman's touch!" "What should I do with a woman?" "You'd better find a man for Silvi." "I'll never stay in the country!" " There's a time for everything." "Isn't it appealing?" "I'm 54 years old." "Cosmonaut's widow." "Which cosmonaut's?" " Oh. "Cosmetic comma widow."" "But what's the diff?" "Valdur, bring something good for Vaino to wear." "Something of your own." "We took the clothes along." "Have you seen a dog running by?" "A small one." "I bought it at the Riga exhibition, cost 10,000." "Shar-pei, looks very wrinkled." "A brown one." "Did it go that way or what?" "That way?" "It certainly didn't go that way!" "It must have gone that way then!" "Thanks for the help!" "I'm very excited." "What if Vaino really brings a woman to the house?" "Are you jealous or what?" " You're dreaming!" "I'll never come to live in the countryside." "The main worry is that Vaino wouldn't return to the city." "Foot it now!" "Playing up, are you?" "Walk!" "I hope he doesn't embarrass himself." " What's that supposed to mean?" "Vaino has no experience whatsoever with the female sex." "How do you know?" "Do you think my female intuition cannot see one man from another?" "It would be so nice to stand beside him and show him the ropes." "You can't be serious!" " Why not?" "Silvi, is that Vaino's bedroom window?" "Got a smoke?" "I don't smoke." "Not a smoking man, are you?" "So who do we have here?" " I've come from the capital." "That's what I thought." " Did my accent show?" "You're not aware of local manners." "Will be staying for long?" " Just moved." "Not going back." "A nice enough spot, fine people." "A nice spot!" "Not for long if you cover it all with spit" "We won't keep you for long." "We're short talk guys, get it?" "If the talk's so short, I won't ask you to sit down." "The talk is really short." "And we have enough fine people of our own here." "Gate-crashers shouldn't put down any roots here." "It will be that much more painful to pull you out with the roots and all." "You sound mean." " Not yet." "I'm at my friendliest now." "You gonna move at once or would you like 3 seconds to pack your things?" "How much?" " One..." "Two..." "Stop this riot!" "What's this?" "The Wild West?" "Get lost!" "I won't forget your mug!" "You see something already?" " Not now but come tonight..." "I want to see!" " Hold your horses!" "Maie, did you fall?" "Maie, you fell down the ladder." "Why won't you stand up?" "Can I offer you something?" "Some water or an ambulance?" "The ladder broke." "Maie, why are you so silent?" "Maie, talk to me!" "Valdur!" "Help!" "Valdur!" "Then it won't hum in the studio in the summer." "Don't tell me you're in love." " I'm not!" "Just tongue-tied?" "Let's go!" "Am I dreaming or loving?" "How can everything be just so?" "How can I keep a secret when everything's possible?" "You lied to me, you bastard!" "And not a single foolish act will have to follow then." "Stick to your own woman if life is dear to you!" "So odd are the ideas I get sometimes." "So odd are the ideas I get sometimes." "You'll never guess which of them come true and that is good... or?" "So odd are the ideas I get sometimes." "Want to hear something?" "Hi, Vaino!" "I'm Linda, a very nice woman." "In my late forties." " That means 55." "Thank you!" "Give yourself to me!" "Give yourself to me!" "Hi!" "I suppose these are for you." "Nope." "Mum will be along shortly." "Come right in." "Hi, hello and welcome!" "These are for you." " Thank you." "My favourites!" "You've got a good hand!" "Come in, I'll get a vase." "I'm sorry, no more flowers." "I told you, no smoking in the house!" "I've got a young lad in the house!" "Everything stinks after you come!" "Don't protect yourself!" "Unemployment." "Her nerves are shot." " I understand." "Let's go into the living room." "You should sit here." ""Soldier's Weekly"" "I went to the medical school, you know." "Just have a look." "This is a new foreign drug." "Very efficient." "Many men of a certain age have this problem but we'll make it grow!" "First take the green one." "Take it!" "Is it far?" " Where they're building the airfield." "You were supposed to get it." "They just gave the farm to some total idiot." "Fuck it!" "How was it?" " Very good!" "It feels like I'm all full now." "I feel like it started to grow already." "It's all tingly." "It's supposed to tingle." "You're sitting with an experienced doctor!" "Now we take the blue one but only half." "Open your mouth!" "You don't have to chew that one, just swallow it." "Very good." "I think that's enough now." "And now we keep doing this three times a day." "During six months." "Now straight to the bathroom." "What if they're not building an airfield there?" "Stop fussing!" "Kessenberg's secretary saw committee papers." "What are you planning to do?" " I went there yesterday." "The newcomer felt very cocky..." " Logical." "He'll change his tune in no time." "This fucker's not going to get far with me." "You'll get into a mess again." " I've learnt my lesson." "I won't dirty my own hands with it." "I'm coming!" "Let's do the enema right away." "Hush!" "Hey, kid!" "Can you drive?" " Better than you!" "Take the car behind the corner here." "Got some smokes?" " Hurry!" "You did fine!" "Got a fag?" "I don't smoke." "What the fuck are you hanging around here for?" "I've seen you somewhere before." "You were at the Koosa funeral!" " Nope." "In the sauna at Diver's place?" "He called in some whores from Tartu." "These there days are a complete blank for me." "Not half of the faces." "Were you there?" " Nope." "Fuck you then!" "When you recall, come and tell me." "I live across the road opposite the mill." "Ask for Ranger." "Everybody knows me." "Break, three minutes." "Jesus H. Christ!" "So you put Maie in a wheelchair?" "Was that supposed to be funny?" "Or were you serious?" " Should we consult you where to put her?" "I wouldn't mind giving advice but I can't." "I'm going south." "All alone?" " Of course... not." "That's a real pity." "Norm would have wanted to come along." " Stop it!" "You would have someone to wash your socks and cook for you." "Forget it!" "Which century are you from?" "I cannot even fry eggs." " Mill's lying!" "You know what you're gonna have to do tomorrow?" "Look, Valdur!" "A stork!" "The sky. is so blue." "Estonia is a beautiful place." "I think that South Estonia is the most beautiful country on earth." "It's always good to come from the rocky. north to the hills of the south." "Just look at the view!" "Now I get it why Estonians wanted to get to the hills." "You just don't appreciate the beauty around you." "You're just a clod." "I wonder how I've managed to survive with you for so long." "I'm tired." "Let's get back." "Should we put the flowers in water?" "You cannot put them in petrol, you know!" "Where do you work?" "Nowhere." " Yeah, the times are tough." "I'm not gonna be a waitress or something!" "Buy it!" "Good for fishing." "Fill it up, boy!" "Clean the shit off the car!" "Let's go." "Yeah, let's go." "You've given the clap to half of the men here." "Soon your nose will fall off!" "Just watch nothing falls off you!" "Hush!" "A bitch never talks with her mouth empty!" "Where you from?" "I used to be from Tallinn." "Too many questions." "Agreed." "You afraid of dogs?" " Yes, I am." "Good." "There aren't any here." "Can you manage?" "I'll do my best." "It will be healthier for you." "We're short talk guys!" "Hey, Moustache!" "What about the grenade?" "To kill fish?" "I'm not much of a fisherman." "Anyway, case closed." "Silvi!" "Want to talk about it?" " No." "This isn't what it looks like." "Don't be afraid." "I'm not going to stick my nose in your business." "Maie!" "Let's leave for the city at once!" "My God!" "Come look!" "What's going on outside!" "They're completely wasted!" "Are you mad?" "Let me touch you." "No!" "Run away!" "Get going!" "Where?" "I don't get it!" "I cannot explain right now." "Don't look towards the road!" "I get it." " Can you run?" "Then go!" "Help me!" "I don't feel like it." " Let's fight then." "What do you mean?" "How?" "Like in the movies!" "You know, in slow motion!" "The Moustache knows tai chi!" "Are you crazy?" "At first I though he was kidding." "Then I got it." "He wants to get laid." "I get these urges sometimes." "But I usually kill a pig then." "You killed him!" "You fool!" "I'm not going to kill a man because of a woman!" "And Silvi said she doesn't even want him!" "I would surrender!" "And give my glasses for a pipe." "Let's set the hair loose!" "And lose my soul inside." "Just pour into my glass your joy and rage." "Rage!" "souls leave me cold." "Dancing shoes worn out." "What becomes of us now?" "Just pour into my glass your joy and rage." "Rage!" "Silvi..." "Don't you want to say good-bye to Kolla?" "Don't be afraid." "I won't tell Valdur." "Silvi wants to leave." "Let's go, stop your chattering." "Vaino is also in a hurry." "Vaino, don't be late to the cafe, now." "And don't forget the flowers." "Women like flowers." "Vaino!" "She's got a red umbrella!" "Don't forget!" "Be good!" "Open up all the windows and you'll see!" "Fuck it!" "What happened?" "Are you hurt?" "Just a little bit." " OK." "Then it's better to put you out of your misery." "Can I offer you something?" "What have you got?" "Nothing to eat, the cook is at the song festival." "Tomato juice." "I would surrender!" "And give my glasses for a pipe." "Let's set the hair loose!" "And lose my soul inside." "Just pour into my glass your joy and rage." "Rage!" "All the poor souls leave me cold." "Dancing shoes worn out." "What becomes of us now?" "Just pour into my vase all joy and rage." "Rage!" "Hi, I'm Vaino." "Hello." "Gerly." "Hi, Gerly." "Am I late?" " No." "What do you mean?" " In the sense that..." "I couldn't switch to third gear." "It didn't go any faster." "And what are these for?" "If nothing else then flowers always help out." "I think I'll be going now." "Can I help you somehow?" "The first time is always a flop." "The umbrella." "So odd are the ideas I get sometimes." "I treasure my freedom!" "Your rags!" "Go back where you came from, you bitch!" "The gravitational pull is dangerous." "I'll take it!" "Hi, Vaino!" "Stop stuttering, speak!" "What's your business with Valdur?" "Don't tell me you're in the city now." "It's fine then." "All right, I'll give it to him." "And speak fast." "What's the point of long and meaningless calls?" "He's not gonna say anything useful." "Who?" "Am I dreaming or loving?" "How can everything be just so?" "How can I keep a secret when everything's possible?" "Does it have an explanation?" "Or is it simply good?" "And not a single foolish act will have to follow then." "So odd are the ideas I get sometimes." "You'll never guess which of them come true and that is good... or?" "So odd are the ideas I get sometimes." "What are these?" "Nothing." "Just for lighting the fire." "That's Limbi, not Volli." "We do teamwork." "Kolla slaughters them, I cook them." "You shouldn't have done that." "I can cook very well." "A Tallinn girl wouldn't even know how to fry an egg." "Should I pop it?" "You all alone?" "I came to say goodbye." "My plane leaves today." "Is Mill around?" "A pity." "He wanted to come along." "Not Mill." "He said..." "Tell him that I went." "Ciao!" "...it was me." "Should I pop it then?" " Of course." "Give yourself to me!" "Gerly!" "Are you alive?" "Well?" "Still alive?" "I surrender." " Too late." "You all alone?" " Gerly should be here somewhere." "Well I never!" "You should have seen how Imbi crept up to him." "And then she grabbed him from behind!" "And then kicked him in the..." "Keep your legs apart!" "Don't be afraid!" "And then let go with her fists!" "That was awesome!" "You see!" "He's still out cold!" "But how did Imbi know to come here when the shots started?" "Imbi was with me." "Or do you think I don't have any female visitors?" "That I'm not a man?" " Shut up!" "Every quarter she has to send the moonshine report to Tallinn and then she pays me a little visit." " Shut up!" "That's what I'm called these days." ""Call Kolla 911"." "That's what the militia called me in the old times." "Please let him go, all right?" "Nothing happened." "Everyone is live and kicking." "It depends on the witnesses." " What witnesses?" "He was down on the floor!" "He doesn't know who shot or from where." "Am I dreaming or loving?" "How can everything be just so?" "How can I keep a secret" "Or is it simply good?" "And not a single foolish act will have to follow then." "I don't love you because only I know how it hurts!" "You'll never guess what I'll leave inside you and that is good... or?" "I'm gonna piss in my pants." "These are your pants." " Please, Valdur." "Try to hold it in for 7 kilometres!" "I'm not gonna push you into the woods with your wheelchair." "Silvi would push me." " Where is that Silvi of yours?" "Did she find a husband in the city?" " We women have our own secrets." "So you're the one Vaino has chosen!" "How nice!" "Almost like Vaino described you." "Actually it's my fault as well that you've found each other." "It was my idea that Vaino needs a woman's touch in the house." "Like my Mum always said:" "The right woman always keeps the house in order." " If she wasn't confused." "I'm keeping order here." "I have no interest in disorder." "Stop it!" "My female intuition can see through you at once." "You're well suited to this house." "I meant that there's so much of this blue sky. around here." "Vaino held a huge battle here." "Where is he?" " Everything is well." "Only his heart was injured." " Vaino!" "Damn you!" "Where's Silvi?" " Do you think we don't have any men in the city?" "Valdur!" "I could help you myself." "Well, I don't know." "You're a state official after all." "The state, that's us." " Yes, I know." "Come on now!" "Take me home!" "I have other things to do!" "Let's do some reporting!" "Where are you going now?" "Home is not a pub, you don't have to go there every day." "Valdur!" "Imbi!" "A lemon." "What a gimmick!" "What are you doing?" "Why did you blow up Maie?" "You picked up the grenade!" " It could have been a dummy." "What the fuck is going on?" "Five minutes of silence in the air!" "I thought something has happened!" "I almost ran over some people!" "What is going on?" " All is well." "What are you talking about?" "What's that?" "I've told you not to trample on the cables with your feet." "I'll chew them off tomorrow." " If you have some teeth left." "Go on now!" "What was the last thing in the air?" " I don't know." "Did Vaino say something?" " No explosion?" "What explosion?" " Nothing." "Let's take it from the outhouse." "A lemon." "What a gimmick!" "Good Lord!" "A miracle!" "One little signature for a man, a huge leap for NATO." "Well done!" "What the fuck was that?" "If I didn't get it, your brain-dead listeners never will." "Ask Vaino." " Why me?" "Vaino needed money." " Everybody needs money." "That's why he sold his house." " He didn't swap it for a chopper?" "He sold to NATO." "NATO is okay." "So he's rich now or what?" "Of course." "Soon he'll start to woo Gerly." "Gerly is just a dream now." "Gerly is married now." "Well, tickle me pink!" "Some get tickled, some get pink." "Some will have to look for a new secretary now." "Whom did she marry?" "Money, of course." "And clean up your bloody mess!" "I found you a room." "7 square metres." ""Farmer earns millions, selling his land to NATO"" "Hello?" "Hi, Vaino, Silvi here." "I haven't seen you for a long time." "Can I come and call on you?" "Maie said you live well." " That's fine." "Silvi, better come tomorrow." "I need to clean up first." "I could spend the day beside you." "I could call you from the shopping mall." "We could swing from the edge of the world." "We could speak about meaningless things." "I could be your one or another." "I could be your battery charger." "Stop it, Valdur!" "The whole town is looking!" "Why don't you sell the bloody thing?" " Who would buy it?" "Two kroons a kilo." "Someone will." "You'll never guess what I'll leave inside you and that is good... or?"