"KANGA MANAGEMENT" "Men, no training tonight." "It's game night!" "Trivia!" "Let's play "trivia"." "I dominate trivia." "Oh!" "Can we play "Simon Says" this week?" "Yes, Simon says "We play trivia"!" "Dreamy Date, Dreamy Date!" "No no no no, men." "We're not playing any of those admittedly delightful amusements." "We're playing "Hot Potato"." "Eeny... meeny..." "miny, Rico!" "Here you go." "Oh, come on!" "Okay, think, Kowalski, think!" "Oh, Private, Private, where are you?" "I don't have the bomb, I just want to share your hiding space." "And also, your unicorn fan club kit just arrived!" "With the rainbow-scented mouse pad?" "No give-backs!" "Hot potato!" "Oh dear!" "Hot potato?" "Is that what you maniacs call destroying someone's home?" "!" "No, but in certain parts of" "Mongolia, destroying someone's yurt is called "tepid yam"." "I wanted to play trivia!" "Leonard, it was a freak accident." "The odds of your habitat incurring damage were uh..." "Uh what were they again, Kowalski?" "Uh, one in three." "Right." "I think we can all agree that was a risk worth taking." "Leave me alone." "I'm sure the zoo will have this hole patched up in no time." "You'll see." "Hmm, damage is structural." "I must knock down whole habitat." "Start fresh, big job." "Nuts." "I'll have to move the koala somewhere in the meantime." "Maybe he'll get along with the kangaroo." "I mean, they're both from Austria." "You mean Australia, da?" "There's a difference?" "Leonard and Joey together?" "Aye-yi-yi." "I calculate the odds of" "Leonard surviving that scenario at... 100%." "Really?" "No wait, I was holding it upside down." "That's zero percent with an exclamation point." "Somehow I feel this is partially our fault." "It's entirely our fault!" "Let's not point fingers we don't have, Private." "Anyhoo, we'd better smooth this over with the hoppy marsupial." "Listen up, Joey, boopy, we got some new" "Flee!" "D'oh!" "Joey don't like visitors." "Oh, um..." "Then I don't imagine you'd fancy a-a roommate?" "A roommate?" "Yeah that might be a fair go." "Is that a, a yes?" "Sure!" "Gets lonely being the only roo in the zoo." "So, who is this Sheila?" "Sheila?" "Yeah, you know, the girl!" "Joey's got a hungry heart, just like everyone else." "Um, well it's not quite a Sheila." "Hurry, I did not want to miss a moment of the melee in Midtown!" "The hostility in the habitat!" "The big to-do in the-- zoo." "Aha, haha." "Joey, this is Leonard." "Leonard, Joey." "What are you birds tryin' to pull?" "That's no Sheila!" "That's not even a kangaroo!" "Leonard is a koala." "I don't care what he is." "He's not stayin' here!" "Now get out before I throw you out!" "Blimey, I think this bloke's kicked!" "No he's not!" "He's... nocturnal!" "He sleeps all day!" "Therefore, with your divergent sleeping schedules, your interaction will be kept at an absolute minimal." "See, you'll hardly even know he's here." "Heck, you can even use him as a footstool if you want." "Haha!" "Well maybe this'll work after all." "Fantastic." "We can wash our hands of this whole mess." "Roll out, men!" "Hm." "Not bad, not bad at all." "Hmph, glad we didn't pay top dollar for inside seats." "What a day!" "I slept like a little-- ahhh!" "Who are you?" "What are you?" "Stay away!" "I have claws!" "Granted they're mostly for climbing, but I'm clever." "I bet I could figure out how to use them for self-defence!" "Calm down, you agro fuzzer!" "I'm your temporary habitat mate!" "Well, that's uh-- swell." "I'm gonna go chew some eucalyptus." "Want some?" "Listen, I don't want us to hang about, I don't want us to be pals!" "I just want some sleep!" "Oh, okay." "See you in the mornin'!" "Huh?" "What the" "What?" "Oy, mate!" "That's me bouncy ball!" "Blimey!" "What was that?" "I'm sorry." "My claw slipped and popped it." "My ball." "It was my favourite possession!" "I love this ball!" "Well, technically you still have the ball..." "just not the air inside." "Nice idea with the habitat warming gift, Skipper, but are you sure they like fish?" "Fish!" "Everybody likes fish, Private." "♪ Fish!" "♪" "Actually, kangaroos are herbivores, and koalas eat only eucalyptus leaves." "I gotta do something with all this trivia!" "Help!" "Somebody save me!" "Ditch the gift." "Let's roll!" "Rico!" "Ah, come on." "I can't hold on much longer!" "Rico, spring!" "Please help, anybody!" "Gotcha!" "Anybody but the penguins!" "No penguins!" "No!" "Relax, nocturnal marsupial, you're safe now." "Not so high!" "Not so fast!" "Now don't tell me you're afraid of heights." "No!" "I'm getting motion sickness." "Geeah, well, lasted longer than I thought it would." "Why are you penguins trying to ruin my life?" "I was perfectly fine until you blew up my home!" "Were you, Leonard, really?" "Or were you a sad, lonely shell of a beast?" "Yes!" "And I was happy that way!" "I'm gonna clobber you 'til your ivories make like a necklace!" "Retreat!" "Hey, hey!" "It is so on!" "The sewer?" "Uh, no, sorry." "Do you know what's down there--ahhh!" "Oh, you think Joey's afraid to get his paws dirty, do ya?" "This effect was so overhyped." "Oy!" "Me backside's all bumped." "Ahaha, not so tough now, are you, big guy?" "Leonard, high-tail it!" "And what's with the referring to yourself in the third person?" ""Oy, Joey's gonna say something loud and stupid!"" "Do you ever listen to your words?" "Typical kangaroo." "Leonard!" "You can take the boy out of the out, heheh." "No!" "But you can't take the back out of the boy." "Bah-- somethin' like that." "Gimme a minute, I'll get it." "You can take the outback out of the... out... out of the" "Joey thinks he's been insulted." "And Joey don't like that!" "See, the third person thing!" "He's gone." "Curious." "I wouldn't think a mammal that large could be so stealthy." "Maybe he turned around and went back-- ahh-oh!" "It's not my fault he can't handle honesty!" "Rico, forty-weights." "Gotcha." "Keep running, and don't stop, no matter how disturbing the sounds!" "I'm running, I'm running!" "Hi-yeah!" "Oy, knock it off, mate!" "Give it up." "I can do this all day." "Good one, didn't see that coming." "Oh no, no, noooo!" "End of the line, Fuzzlump." "Don't hurt me!" "It's not my fault." "It's those penguins!" "Penguins didn't pop my ball." "True!" "But if they hadn't wrecked my home, I wouldn't have been in yours, and your ball would still be fine." "It's straight logic." "Ah." "You might have a point there." "Uh, we're too late!" "Avert your eyes, young Private." "You'll never be able to unsee this." "Don't worry about it, I'll burn you a DVD." "Skipper, wait, look!" "They're becoming friends." "Okay, this lack of violence is senseless." "If they'd just stop butting into other people's lives, we'd be fine!" "You're right about that, mate." "Bunch of sticky beats, those birds." "Which one annoys you more- the touchy-feely one or the egghead?" "It's the vomiting bloke what gets me chucking wobblies." "Right, it's like hello?" "Sanitary hygiene, anyone?" "Mission accomplished, boys." "But Skipper, I feel terrible." "The only reason they're friends is because they hate us." "Right, now they have something in common." "I call that a win." "Now let's ditch this sewer hole and have a game night." "Dreamy Date!" "Did you know that Dreamy Date is the 75th most popular board game ever?" "Well you would if you'd played trivia just ONE STINKING TIME!" "Nice try, Kowalski, but we're going with Rico's game." "All right!" "Sure, it's a lot safer than the last game we played." "Oh, you mean Hot Potato!" "I love that game, heh heh."