"{\cHFFFFFF}People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden." "{\cHFFFFFF}Three minutes." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is it." "Ground zero." "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you have a speech for the occasion?" "{\cHFFFFFF}With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels." "{\cHFFFFFF}I can't think of anything." "{\cHFFFFFF}For a second, I forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing" "{\cHFFFFFF}and I wonder how clean that gun is." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's getting exciting now." "{\cHFFFFFF}That old thing, how you always hurt the one you love." "{\cHFFFFFF}Well, it works both ways." "{\cHFFFFFF}We have front-row seats for this theater of mass destruction." "{\cHFFFFFF}The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem" "{\cHFFFFFF}wrapped the foundations of 12 buildings with explosives." "{\cHFFFFFF}In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges" "{\cHFFFFFF}and a few blocks will be reduced to smouldering rubble." "{\cHFFFFFF}I know this because Tyler knows this." "{\cHFFFFFF}Two and a half." "Think of everything we've accomplished." "{\cHFFFFFF}Suddenly I realize that all of this, the gun, the bombs, the revolution," "{\cHFFFFFF}has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer." "{\cHFFFFFF}Bob." "Bob had bitch tits." "{\cHFFFFFF}This was a support group for men with testicular cancer." "{\cHFFFFFF}The big moosie slobbering all over me, that was Bob." "{\cHFFFFFF}We're still men." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yes, we're men." "{\cHFFFFFF}Men is what we are." "{\cHFFFFFF}Bob had had his testicles removed." "Then hormone therapy." "{\cHFFFFFF}He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high" "{\cHFFFFFF}and his body upped the oestrogen." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " That was where I fit..." " They'll have to drain my pecs again." "{\cHFFFFFF}..between those huge sweating tits" "{\cHFFFFFF}that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big." "{\cHFFFFFF}OK, you cry now." "{\cHFFFFFF}No, wait." "Back up." "Let me start earlier." "{\cHFFFFFF}For six months, I couldn't sleep." "{\cHFFFFFF}I couldn't sleep." "{\cHFFFFFF}With insomnia, nothing's real." "{\cHFFFFFF}Everything's far away." "{\cHFFFFFF}Everything's a copy of a copy" "{\cHFFFFFF}of a copy." "{\cHFFFFFF}When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything." "{\cHFFFFFF}The IBM Stellar Sphere." "{\cHFFFFFF}The Microsoft Galaxy." "{\cHFFFFFF}The Planet Starbucks." "{\cHFFFFFF}I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags." "{\cHFFFFFF}It must have been Tuesday." "He had on his cornflower blue tie." "{\cHFFFFFF}You want me to deprioritize my reports until you advise of a status upgrade?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Prioritize these." "Here's your flight coupons." "Call me if there's any snags." "{\cHFFFFFF}He was full of pep." "Must have had his grande latte enema." "{\cHFFFFFF}Like so many others, I had become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yes." "I'd like to order" "{\cHFFFFFF}the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Please hold." " Anything clever," "{\cHFFFFFF}like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it." "{\cHFFFFFF}The Klipsk personal office unit." "{\cHFFFFFF}The Hovetrekke home exerbike." "{\cHFFFFFF}Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern." "{\cHFFFFFF}Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of environmentally-friendly unbleached paper." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'd flip through catalogues and wonder" "{\cHFFFFFF}"What kind of dining set defines me as a person?"" "{\cHFFFFFF}I had it all." "Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections," "{\cHFFFFFF}proof that they were crafted by the honest, hard-working, indigenous peoples of... {\cHFFFFFF}" " Please hold." " ..wherever." "{\cHFFFFFF}We used to read pornography." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now it was the Horchow collection." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " No." "You can't die of insomnia." " What about narcolepsy?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I nod off, I wake up in strange places." "{\cHFFFFFF}I have no idea how I got there." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You need to lighten up." " Can you please just give me something?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals... {\cHFFFFFF}No." "You need healthy, natural sleep." "{\cHFFFFFF}Chew some valerian root and get more exercise." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, come on." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I'm in pain." " You wanna see pain?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights." "{\cHFFFFFF}See the guys with testicular cancer." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's pain." "{\cHFFFFFF}I always wanted three kids..." "two boys and a girl." "{\cHFFFFFF}Mindy wanted two girls and a boy." "{\cHFFFFFF}We never could agree on anything." "{\cHFFFFFF}Well, I..." "She... {\cHFFFFFF}She had her first child last week." "{\cHFFFFFF}A girl." "{\cHFFFFFF}With..." "With her..." "With her new husband." "{\cHFFFFFF}Fuck!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Thank God, you know... {\cHFFFFFF}I'm glad for her." "{\cHFFFFFF}She deserves..." "{\cHFFFFFF}Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us." "{\cHFFFFFF}Thank you, Thomas." "{\cHFFFFFF}I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage." "{\cHFFFFFF}And that gives me strength." "{\cHFFFFFF}We give each other strength." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's time for the one-on-ones." "{\cHFFFFFF}So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up." "{\cHFFFFFF}Could you find a partner?" "{\cHFFFFFF}And this is how I met the big moosie." "{\cHFFFFFF}His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears." "{\cHFFFFFF}Knees together." "Those awkward little steps." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " My name is Bob." " Bob?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Bob had been a champion bodybuilder." "{\cHFFFFFF}You know that chest expansion programme on late-night TV?" "{\cHFFFFFF}That was his idea." "{\cHFFFFFF}I was a juicer." "{\cHFFFFFF}You know, using steroids?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Diabonal and" "{\cHFFFFFF}Wisterol." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ sakes." "{\cHFFFFFF}And now I'm bankrupt." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm divorced." "{\cHFFFFFF}My two grown kids" "{\cHFFFFFF}won't even return my phone calls." "{\cHFFFFFF}Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big, rubbery one." "{\cHFFFFFF}Go ahead,..." "Cornelius." "{\cHFFFFFF}You can cry." "{\cHFFFFFF}And then... something happened." "I let go." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's really good." "{\cHFFFFFF}Lost in oblivion." "{\cHFFFFFF}Dark and silent and complete." "{\cHFFFFFF}I found freedom." "Losing all hope was freedom." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}Babies don't sleep this well." "{\cHFFFFFF}I became addicted." "{\cHFFFFFF}If I didn't say anything" "{\cHFFFFFF}people always assumed the worst." "{\cHFFFFFF}They cried harder... then I cried harder." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now we're going to open the green door, the heart chakra... {\cHFFFFFF}I wasn't really dying." "{\cHFFFFFF}I wasn't host to cancer or parasites." "{\cHFFFFFF}I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around." "{\cHFFFFFF}Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light." "{\cHFFFFFF}It moves over your body, healing you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now keep this going." "Remember to breathe" "{\cHFFFFFF}and step forward through the back door of the room." "{\cHFFFFFF}Where does it lead?" "{\cHFFFFFF}To your cave." "{\cHFFFFFF}Step forward" "{\cHFFFFFF}into your cave." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's right." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're going deeper into your cave." "{\cHFFFFFF}And you're going to find" "{\cHFFFFFF}your power animal." "{\cHFFFFFF}Slide." "{\cHFFFFFF}Every evening I died." "{\cHFFFFFF}And every evening I was born again." "{\cHFFFFFF}Resurrected." "{\cHFFFFFF}Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too." "{\cHFFFFFF}Being there, pressed against his tits," "{\cHFFFFFF}ready to cry." "{\cHFFFFFF}This was my vacation." "{\cHFFFFFF}And she" "{\cHFFFFFF}ruined everything." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is cancer, right?" "{\cHFFFFFF}This chick, Marla Singer," "{\cHFFFFFF}did not have testicular cancer." "{\cHFFFFFF}She was a liar." "{\cHFFFFFF}She had no diseases at all." "{\cHFFFFFF}I had seen her at Free And Clear, my blood parasites group, Thursdays." "{\cHFFFFFF}Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle." "{\cHFFFFFF}And again, at Seize The Day, my tuberculosis, Friday night." "{\cHFFFFFF}Marla," "{\cHFFFFFF}the big tourist." "{\cHFFFFFF}Her lie reflected my lie." "{\cHFFFFFF}And suddenly, I felt nothing." "{\cHFFFFFF}I couldn't cry." "So once again," "{\cHFFFFFF}I couldn't sleep." "{\cHFFFFFF}Next group, after guided meditation," "{\cHFFFFFF}after we open our heart chakras, when it's time to hug," "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm gonna grab that bitch, Marla Singer, and scream." "{\cHFFFFFF}Marla, you liar!" "You big tourist, I need this!" "Now, get out!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I hadn't slept in four days." "{\cHFFFFFF}We'll just let that dry... {\cHFFFFFF}When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep." "{\cHFFFFFF}And you're never really awake." "{\cHFFFFFF}To begin tonight's communion," "{\cHFFFFFF}Chloe would like to say a few words." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, yeah." "Chloe." "{\cHFFFFFF}Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it walk around" "{\cHFFFFFF}being extra nice to everybody." "{\cHFFFFFF}Well, I'm still here." "{\cHFFFFFF}But I don't know for how long." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's as much certainty as anyone can give me." "{\cHFFFFFF}But I've got some good news." "{\cHFFFFFF}I no longer have any fear of death." "{\cHFFFFFF}But..." "I am in a pretty lonely place." "{\cHFFFFFF}No-one will have sex with me." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time." "{\cHFFFFFF}I have pornographic movies in my apartment," "{\cHFFFFFF}- and lubricants and amyl nitrite." " Thank you, Chloe." "{\cHFFFFFF}Everyone, let's thank Chloe." "{\cHFFFFFF}Thank you, Chloe." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now, let's ready ourselves for guided meditation." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're standing at the entrance of your cave." "{\cHFFFFFF}You step inside your cave and you walk... {\cHFFFFFF}If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla." "{\cHFFFFFF}Marla." "{\cHFFFFFF}The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it." "{\cHFFFFFF}But you can't." "{\cHFFFFFF}..deeper into your cave as you walk." "{\cHFFFFFF}You feel a healing energy all around you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now find your power animal." "{\cHFFFFFF}Slide." "{\cHFFFFFF}OK." "Let's partner up." "{\cHFFFFFF}Pick someone special to you tonight." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " We need to talk." " Sure." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I'm onto you." " What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah." "You're a faker." "You're not dying." "{\cHFFFFFF}Sorry?" "{\cHFFFFFF}In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath sense of the word, I know we're all dying." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " But you're not dying the way Chloe is." " So?" "{\cHFFFFFF}So you're a tourist." "{\cHFFFFFF}I've seen you." "I saw you at melanoma, I saw you at tuberculosis." "{\cHFFFFFF}I saw you at testicular cancer!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I saw you practising this." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Practising what?" " Telling me off." "{\cHFFFFFF}Is it going as well as you hoped,..." "Rupert?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'll expose you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Go ahead." "I'll expose you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Come together." "Let yourselves cry." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, God." "Why are you doing this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}It's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee." "{\cHFFFFFF}Look, this is important." "These are my groups." "{\cHFFFFFF}I've been coming for over a year." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Why do you do it?" " I don't know." "{\cHFFFFFF}When people think you're dying, they listen to you instead of... {\cHFFFFFF}Instead of waiting for their turn to speak." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah." "Yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}Share yourself... completely." "{\cHFFFFFF}Look, you don't want to get into this." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " It becomes an addiction." " Really?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm not kidding." "I can't cry if another faker is present, and I need this." "{\cHFFFFFF}You gotta find somewhere else to go." "{\cHFFFFFF}Candystripe a cancer ward." "It's not my problem." "{\cHFFFFFF}No, wait a second." "Hold on." "{\cHFFFFFF}We'll split up the week, OK?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You take lymphoma and tuberculosis." "{\cHFFFFFF}You take tuberculosis." "My smoking doesn't go over at all." "{\cHFFFFFF}OK." "Good." "Fine." "Testicular cancer should be no contest." "{\cHFFFFFF}Technically, I have more right to be there." "You still have your balls." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You're kidding." " I dunno." "Am I?" "{\cHFFFFFF}No." "No." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What do you want?" " I'll take the parasites." "{\cHFFFFFF}You can't have both." "Take the blood parasites." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I want brain parasites." " I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I want that." " You can't have the whole brain." "{\cHFFFFFF}So far, you have four." "I only have two." "{\cHFFFFFF}OK." "Take both the parasites." "They're yours." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now we both have three... {\cHFFFFFF}Hey!" "You left half your clothes." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What, are you selling those?" " Yes!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm selling some clothes!" "{\cHFFFFFF}So!" "We each have three." "That's six." "{\cHFFFFFF}What about the seventh day?" "I want bowel cancer." "{\cHFFFFFF}The girl had done her homework." "{\cHFFFFFF}No." "No." "I want bowel cancer." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's your favorite too?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Tried to slip it by me, eh?" " Look, we'll split it." "{\cHFFFFFF}Take the first and third Sunday." "{\cHFFFFFF}Deal." "{\cHFFFFFF}Looks like this is goodbye." "{\cHFFFFFF}Let's not make a big thing out of it." "{\cHFFFFFF}How's this for not making a big thing?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, Marla!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Marla!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Maybe we should exchange numbers." "{\cHFFFFFF}Should we?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " We might wanna switch nights." " OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is how I met Marla Singer." "{\cHFFFFFF}Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment." "{\cHFFFFFF}The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't." "{\cHFFFFFF}It doesn't have your name!" "Who are you?" "Cornelius?" "Rupert?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Travis?" "Any of the stupid names you give each night?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You wake up at SeaTac." "{\cHFFFFFF}SFO." "LAX." "{\cHFFFFFF}You wake up at O'Hare." "{\cHFFFFFF}Dallas Fort Worth." "{\cHFFFFFF}BWI." "{\cHFFFFFF}Pacific." "Mountain." "Central." "Lose an hour." "Gain an hour." "{\cHFFFFFF}The check-in for that flight isn't for another two hours, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time." "{\cHFFFFFF}You wake up at Air Harbor International." "{\cHFFFFFF}If you wake up at a different time, in a different place," "{\cHFFFFFF}could you wake up as a different person?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Everywhere I travel," "{\cHFFFFFF}tiny life." "{\cHFFFFFF}Single-serving sugar and cream." "{\cHFFFFFF}Single pat of butter." "{\cHFFFFFF}The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit." "{\cHFFFFFF}Shampoo-conditioner combos." "{\cHFFFFFF}Sample-package mouthwash." "Tiny bars of soap." "{\cHFFFFFF}The people I meet on each flight," "{\cHFFFFFF}they're single-serving friends." "{\cHFFFFFF}Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's all we get." "{\cHFFFFFF}Welcome!" "{\cHFFFFFF}On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." "{\cHFFFFFF}I was a recall coordinator." "My job was to apply the formula." "{\cHFFFFFF}The infant went through the windshield." "{\cHFFFFFF}A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph." "{\cHFFFFFF}The rear differential locks up." "{\cHFFFFFF}The teenager's braces are stuck to the ashtray." "{\cHFFFFFF}Might make a good anti-smoking ad." "{\cHFFFFFF}The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now, should we initiate a recall?" "{\cHFFFFFF}The father must have been huge." "{\cHFFFFFF}See where the fat burned to the seat?" "The polyester shirt?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Very modern art." "{\cHFFFFFF}Take the number of vehicles in the field, A." "{\cHFFFFFF}Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B." "{\cHFFFFFF}Multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, C." "{\cHFFFFFF}A x B x C" "{\cHFFFFFF}equals X." "{\cHFFFFFF}If X is less than the cost of a recall," "{\cHFFFFFF}we don't do one." "{\cHFFFFFF}Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You wouldn't believe." "{\cHFFFFFF}Which car company do you work for?" "{\cHFFFFFF}A major one." "{\cHFFFFFF}Every time the plane banked too sharply on takeoff or landing," "{\cHFFFFFF}I prayed for a crash or a midair collision." "{\cHFFFFFF}Anything." "{\cHFFFFFF}Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip." "{\cHFFFFFF}"If you are seated in an emergency exit row" "{\cHFFFFFF}and would be unable or unwilling to perform the duties" "{\cHFFFFFF}listed on the safety card, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you."" "{\cHFFFFFF}It's a lot of responsibility." "{\cHFFFFFF}Wanna switch seats?" "{\cHFFFFFF}No." "I'm not sure I'm the man for that particular job." "{\cHFFFFFF}An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft." "{\cHFFFFFF}The illusion of safety." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah." "I guess so." "{\cHFFFFFF}You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " So you can breathe." " Oxygen gets you high." "{\cHFFFFFF}In a catastrophic emergency, you take giant panic breaths." "{\cHFFFFFF}Suddenly you become euphoric, docile." "{\cHFFFFFF}You accept your fate." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's all right here." "{\cHFFFFFF}Emergency water landing, 600mph." "{\cHFFFFFF}Blank faces." "Calm as Hindu cows." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's... {\cHFFFFFF}That's an interesting theory." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What do you do?" " What do you mean?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What do you do for a living?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Why?" "So you can pretend you're interested?" "{\cHFFFFFF}OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh." "{\cHFFFFFF}We have the exact same briefcase." "{\cHFFFFFF}Soap." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Sorry?" " I make and I sell soap." "{\cHFFFFFF}The yardstick of civilization." "{\cHFFFFFF}And this is how I met... {\cHFFFFFF}Tyler Durden." "{\cHFFFFFF}Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " No, I did not." "Is that true?" " That's right." "{\cHFFFFFF}One can make all kinds of explosives with simple household items." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Really?" " If one was so inclined." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Everything on a plane is single-serving..." " Oh, I get it." "Very clever." "{\cHFFFFFF}Thank you." "{\cHFFFFFF}How's it working out for you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What?" " Being clever?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Great." "{\cHFFFFFF}Keep it up, then." "Right up." "{\cHFFFFFF}A question of etiquette." "{\cHFFFFFF}As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" "{\cHFFFFFF}How I came to live with Tyler is... {\cHFFFFFF}Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Was it ticking?" " Throwers know modern bombs don't tick." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Sorry, throwers?" " Baggage handlers." "{\cHFFFFFF}But when a suitcase vibrates," "{\cHFFFFFF}the throwers have got to call the police." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " My suitcase was vibrating?" " Nine times out of ten" "{\cHFFFFFF}it's an electric razor." "{\cHFFFFFF}But... every once in a while" "{\cHFFFFFF}it's a dildo." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo." "{\cHFFFFFF}We have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never" "{\cHFFFFFF}your dildo." "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't own... {\cHFFFFFF}I had everything in that suitcase." "My CK shirts." "{\cHFFFFFF}My DKNY shoes." "My AX ties." "{\cHFFFFFF}Never mind." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey!" "That's my car!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Home was a condo on the 15th floor" "{\cHFFFFFF}of a filing cabinet for widows and professionals." "{\cHFFFFFF}The walls were solid concrete." "{\cHFFFFFF}A foot of concrete is important" "{\cHFFFFFF}when your next-door neighbor has to watch game shows at full volume." "{\cHFFFFFF}Or when a blast of debris that used to be your personal effects" "{\cHFFFFFF}blows out of your windows and sails flaming into the night." "{\cHFFFFFF}I suppose these things happen." "{\cHFFFFFF}There's... nothing up there." "{\cHFFFFFF}You can't go into the unit." "Police orders." "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you have somebody you can call?" "{\cHFFFFFF}How embarrassing." "{\cHFFFFFF}A houseful of condiments and no food." "{\cHFFFFFF}The police later told me the pilot light might have gone out" "{\cHFFFFFF}letting out just a little bit of gas." "{\cHFFFFFF}That gas could have filled the condo." "{\cHFFFFFF}1700 square feet with high ceilings for days and days." "{\cHFFFFFF}Then the refrigerator's compressor could have clicked on." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I can hear you breathing..." "{\cHFFFFFF}If you ask me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Hello?" " Who's this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Tyler?" " Who is this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}We met..." "We met on the airplane." "{\cHFFFFFF}We had the same suitcase?" "{\cHFFFFFF}The clever guy?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, yeah." "Right." "{\cHFFFFFF}I called a second ago." "There was no answer." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I'm at a payphone." " Yeah, I *69'd you." "I never pick up my phone." "{\cHFFFFFF}So what's up?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Well." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're not gonna believe this." "{\cHFFFFFF}You know, it could be worse." "{\cHFFFFFF}A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and toss it out of a car." "{\cHFFFFFF}There's always that." "I don't know." "{\cHFFFFFF}When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's the last sofa I'll need." "{\cHFFFFFF}Whatever happens, that sofa problem is handled." "{\cHFFFFFF}I had it all." "I had a stereo that was very decent." "{\cHFFFFFF}A wardrobe that was getting very respectable." "{\cHFFFFFF}I was close to being complete." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Shit, man." "Now it's all gone." " All gone." "{\cHFFFFFF}All gone." "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you know what a duvet is?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " A comforter." " It's a blanket." "{\cHFFFFFF}Just a blanket." "Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense?" "{\cHFFFFFF}No." "{\cHFFFFFF}What are we, then?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I dunno." "Consumers." "{\cHFFFFFF}Right." "We're consumers." "{\cHFFFFFF}We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession." "{\cHFFFFFF}Murder, crime, poverty." "These things don't concern me." "{\cHFFFFFF}What concerns me are celebrity magazines," "{\cHFFFFFF}television with 500 channels," "{\cHFFFFFF}some guy's name on my underwear." "Rogaine." "{\cHFFFFFF}Viagra." "Olestra." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Martha Stewart." " Fuck Martha Stewart." "{\cHFFFFFF}She's polishing the brass on the Titanic." "It's all going down." "{\cHFFFFFF}So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns." "{\cHFFFFFF}I say never be complete." "{\cHFFFFFF}I say stop being perfect." "{\cHFFFFFF}I say let's evolve." "{\cHFFFFFF}Let the chips fall where they may." "{\cHFFFFFF}But that's me, and I could be wrong." "{\cHFFFFFF}Maybe it's a terrible tragedy." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's just stuff." "Not a tragedy... {\cHFFFFFF}You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living." "{\cHFFFFFF}Fuck, you're right." "I don't smoke." "{\cHFFFFFF}My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so... {\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}The things you own end up owning you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Do what you like, man." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, it's late." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Hey, thanks for the beer." " Yeah, man." "{\cHFFFFFF}I should find a hotel." "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " A hotel?" " Yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Just ask, man." " What are you talking about?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, God." "Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask." "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You called me because you needed a place to stay." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Oh, hey." "No, no, no." " Yes, you did." "So just ask." "{\cHFFFFFF}Cut the foreplay and just ask, man." "{\cHFFFFFF}Would..." "Would that be a problem?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Is it a problem for you to ask?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Can I stay at your place?" " Yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}Thanks." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I want you to do me a favor." " Yeah, sure." "{\cHFFFFFF}I want you to hit me as hard as you can." "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I want you to hit me as hard as you can." "{\cHFFFFFF}Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler was a night person." "{\cHFFFFFF}While the rest of us slept, he worked." "{\cHFFFFFF}He had one part-time job as a projectionist." "{\cHFFFFFF}A movie doesn't come all on one big reel." "It comes on a few." "{\cHFFFFFF}Someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment" "{\cHFFFFFF}that one reel ends and the next one begins." "{\cHFFFFFF}You can see little dots come into the upper right corner of the screen." "{\cHFFFFFF}In the industry, we call them cigarette burns." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's the cue for a changeover." "{\cHFFFFFF}He flips the projectors, movie keeps going and the audience has no idea." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why would anyone want this shit job?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Because it affords him interesting opportunities." "{\cHFFFFFF}Like splicing a frame of pornography into family films." "{\cHFFFFFF}So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices first meet," "{\cHFFFFFF}that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film." "{\cHFFFFFF}Nobody knows that they saw it but they did." "{\cHFFFFFF}Nice, big cock." "{\cHFFFFFF}Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel." "{\cHFFFFFF}He was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry." "{\cHFFFFFF}Do not watch." "I cannot go when you watch." "{\cHFFFFFF}Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on meringues," "{\cHFFFFFF}and as for the cream of mushroom soup... {\cHFFFFFF}Go ahead, tell 'em." "{\cHFFFFFF}You get the idea." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You just want me to hit you?" " Come on." "Do me this one favor." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Why?" " I don't know." "Never been in a fight." "You?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " No." "But that's a good thing." " You can't know yourself if you haven't!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't wanna die without any scars." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Come on." "Hit me, before I lose my nerve." " Oh, God." "This is crazy." "{\cHFFFFFF}So go crazy!" "Let it rip." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I don't know about this." " I don't either." "{\cHFFFFFF}Who gives a shit?" "No-one's watching." "What do you care?" "{\cHFFFFFF}This is crazy." "You want me to hit you?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}That's right." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Where?" "Like, in the face?" " Surprise me." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is so fucking stupid." "{\cHFFFFFF}Motherfucker!" "{\cHFFFFFF}He hit me in the ear!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Well, Jesus, I'm sorry." " Ow, Christ!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Why the ear, man?" " I fucked it up." "{\cHFFFFFF}No, that was perfect." "{\cHFFFFFF}No, it's all right." "{\cHFFFFFF}It really hurts." "{\cHFFFFFF}Right." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hit me again." "{\cHFFFFFF}No, you hit me." "Come on!" "{\cHFFFFFF}We should do this again sometime." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Where's your car?" " What car?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't know how Tyler found that house" "{\cHFFFFFF}but he said he'd been there for a year." "{\cHFFFFFF}It looked like it was waiting to be torn down." "{\cHFFFFFF}Most of the windows were boarded up." "{\cHFFFFFF}There was no lock on the front door from when the police, or whoever, kicked it in." "{\cHFFFFFF}The stairs were ready to collapse." "{\cHFFFFFF}I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting." "{\cHFFFFFF}Neither would have surprised me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yep." "That's you." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's me." "That's the toilet." "Good?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah, thanks." "{\cHFFFFFF}What a shithole." "{\cHFFFFFF}Nothing worked." "{\cHFFFFFF}Turning on one light meant another light in the house went out." "{\cHFFFFFF}There were no neighbors." "Just warehouses and a paper mill." "{\cHFFFFFF}That fart smell of steam." "The hamster-cage smell of wood chips." "{\cHFFFFFF}What have we here?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Hey, guys." " Hey." "{\cHFFFFFF}Every time it rained, we had to kill the power." "{\cHFFFFFF}By the end of the first month, I didn't miss TV." "{\cHFFFFFF}I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator." "{\cHFFFFFF}Can I be next?" "{\cHFFFFFF}All right, man." "{\cHFFFFFF}Lose the tie." "{\cHFFFFFF}At night, Tyler and I were alone for half a mile in every direction." "{\cHFFFFFF}Rain trickled down through the plaster and the light fixtures." "{\cHFFFFFF}Everything wooden swelled and shrank." "{\cHFFFFFF}Everywhere were rusted nails to snag your elbow on." "{\cHFFFFFF}The previous occupant had been a shut-in." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, man." "What are you reading?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Listen to this." "It's an article written by an organ in the first person." "{\cHFFFFFF}"I am Jack's medulla oblongata." "Without me," "{\cHFFFFFF}Jack could not regulate his heart rate or breathing."" "{\cHFFFFFF}There's a whole series of these." "{\cHFFFFFF}"I Am Jill's Nipples."" "{\cHFFFFFF}- "I Am Jack's Colon." - "I Get Cancer." "I Kill Jack."" "{\cHFFFFFF}After fighting, everything else in life got the volume turned down." "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You could deal with anything." " Have you finished those reports?" "{\cHFFFFFF}If you could choose, who would you fight?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'd fight my boss, probably." "{\cHFFFFFF}Really?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Yeah, why?" "Who would you fight?" " I'd fight my dad." "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't know my dad." "{\cHFFFFFF}I mean, I know him, but... {\cHFFFFFF}He left when I was like, six years old." "{\cHFFFFFF}Married this other woman and had some other kids." "{\cHFFFFFF}He did this every six years." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " He changes city and starts a new family." " Fucker's setting up franchises!" "{\cHFFFFFF}My dad never went to college." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " So it was real important that I go." " That sounds familiar." "{\cHFFFFFF}So I graduate." "Call him up long-distance and say, "Dad, now what?"" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " He says, "Get a job."" " Same here." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now I'm 25." "Make my yearly call again." "{\cHFFFFFF}"Dad, now what?"" "{\cHFFFFFF}He says, "I dunno." "Get married."" "{\cHFFFFFF}You can't get married." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm a 30-year-old boy." "{\cHFFFFFF}We're a generation of men raised by women." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need." "{\cHFFFFFF}Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet." "{\cHFFFFFF}But every Saturday night, we were finding something out." "{\cHFFFFFF}We were finding out more and more that we were not alone." "{\cHFFFFFF}It used to be that when I came home angry or depressed, I'd just clean my condo." "{\cHFFFFFF}Polish my Scandinavian furniture." "{\cHFFFFFF}I should have been looking for a new condo or haggling with my insurance company." "{\cHFFFFFF}I should have been upset about my nice flaming little shit." "{\cHFFFFFF}But I wasn't." "{\cHFFFFFF}The premise of cybernetting an office is make things more efficient." "{\cHFFFFFF}Monday mornings, I just thought about next week." "{\cHFFFFFF}Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Absolutely." "{\cHFFFFFF}Efficiency is priority No.1, people." "{\cHFFFFFF}Because waste is a thief." "{\cHFFFFFF}I showed this to my man here." "You liked it, didn't you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick." "{\cHFFFFFF}It was right in everyone's face." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler and I just made it visible." "{\cHFFFFFF}It was on the tip of everyone's tongue." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler and I just gave it a name." "{\cHFFFFFF}Come on, you've gotta go home!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Turn off the jukebox." "Lock the back." "{\cHFFFFFF}Every week, Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided." "{\cHFFFFFF}Gentlemen!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Welcome to Fight Club." "{\cHFFFFFF}The first rule of Fight Club is" "{\cHFFFFFF}you do not talk about Fight Club." "{\cHFFFFFF}The second rule of Fight Club is" "{\cHFFFFFF}you do not talk about Fight Club!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Third rule of Fight Club." "{\cHFFFFFF}Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out," "{\cHFFFFFF}the fight is over." "Fourth rule." "{\cHFFFFFF}Only two guys to a fight." "{\cHFFFFFF}Fifth rule." "{\cHFFFFFF}One fight at a time, fellas." "{\cHFFFFFF}Sixth rule." "No shirts." "No shoes." "{\cHFFFFFF}Seventh rule." "Fights will go on as long as they have to." "{\cHFFFFFF}And the eighth and final rule." "{\cHFFFFFF}If this is your first night at Fight Club" "{\cHFFFFFF}you have to fight." "{\cHFFFFFF}This kid from work, Ricky," "{\cHFFFFFF}couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black." "{\cHFFFFFF}But Ricky was a god for ten minutes" "{\cHFFFFFF}when he trounced the maitre d' of a local food court." "{\cHFFFFFF}Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat, hard, packing sounds over the yelling." "{\cHFFFFFF}Or the wet choke when someone gasped and sprayed... {\cHFFFFFF}Stop!" "{\cHFFFFFF}You weren't alive anywhere like you were there." "{\cHFFFFFF}But Fight Club only exists in the hours between when Fight Club starts and ends." "{\cHFFFFFF}Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight," "{\cHFFFFFF}I wouldn't be talking to the same man." "{\cHFFFFFF}Who you were in Fight Club is not who you were outside of it." "{\cHFFFFFF}A guy came to Fight Club for the first time." "His ass was a wad of cookie dough." "{\cHFFFFFF}After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood." "{\cHFFFFFF}If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Alive or dead?" " Doesn't matter." "Who'd be tough?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hemingway." "You?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Shatner." "I'd fight William Shatner." "{\cHFFFFFF}We all started seeing things differently." "{\cHFFFFFF}Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up." "{\cHFFFFFF}I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms," "{\cHFFFFFF}trying to look like how Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger said they should." "{\cHFFFFFF}Is that what a man looks like?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, self-improvement is masturbation." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now, self-destruction... {\cHFFFFFF}Excuse me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing." "{\cHFFFFFF}It wasn't about words." "{\cHFFFFFF}The hysterical shouting was in tongues" "{\cHFFFFFF}like at a Pentecostal Church." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Is that it?" " Stop!" "{\cHFFFFFF}When the fight was over, nothing was solved." "{\cHFFFFFF}But nothing mattered." "{\cHFFFFFF}Cool." "{\cHFFFFFF}Afterwards, we all felt saved." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, man." "How about next week?" "{\cHFFFFFF}How about next month?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Irvine, you're in the middle." "{\cHFFFFFF}New guy, you too." "{\cHFFFFFF}Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me." "{\cHFFFFFF}He fell down some stairs." "{\cHFFFFFF}I fell down some stairs." "{\cHFFFFFF}Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails." "{\cHFFFFFF}OK." "Any historical figure." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'd fight Gandhi." "{\cHFFFFFF}Good answer." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " How about you?" " Lincoln." "{\cHFFFFFF}Lincoln?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Big guy, big reach." "Skinny guys fight till they're burger." "{\cHFFFFFF}Fuck!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hello?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Where have you been the last eight weeks?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Marla?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " How did you find me?" " You left a forwarding number." "{\cHFFFFFF}I haven't seen you at any support groups." "{\cHFFFFFF}We split 'em up." "That was the idea." "Remember?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " How do you know?" " I cheated." "{\cHFFFFFF}I found a new one." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Really?" " It's for men only." "{\cHFFFFFF}Like the testicle thing?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Look, this is a bad time." "{\cHFFFFFF}I've been going to Debtors Anonymous." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " They're really fucked-up people..." " I'm on my way out." "{\cHFFFFFF}Me too." "I've got a stomach full of Xanax." "{\cHFFFFFF}I took what was left of a bottle." "{\cHFFFFFF}It might have been too much." "{\cHFFFFFF}Picture Marla Singer throw herself around her crummy apartment." "{\cHFFFFFF}This isn't a for-real suicide thing." "This is probably a cry-for-help thing." "{\cHFFFFFF}So you're staying in tonight, then?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you wanna wait and hear me describe death?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you wanna listen and see if my spirit can use a phone?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Have you ever heard a death rattle before?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler's door was closed." "I'd been here for two months and his door was never closed." "{\cHFFFFFF}You won't believe this dream I had last night." "{\cHFFFFFF}I can hardly believe anything about last night." "{\cHFFFFFF}What are you doing here?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}This is my house." "What are you doing here?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Fuck you!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Limber, though." "{\cHFFFFFF}Silly cooze." "{\cHFFFFFF}I come in last night." "Phone's off the hook." "{\cHFFFFFF}Guess who's on the other end?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I knew the story before he told me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Have you ever heard a death rattle before?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you think it'll live up to its name?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Or will it just be a death hairball?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Prepare to evacuate soul." "{\cHFFFFFF}Ten," "{\cHFFFFFF}nine,... eight... {\cHFFFFFF}How could Tyler, of all people," "{\cHFFFFFF}think it was a bad thing that Marla Singer was about to die?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Five," "{\cHFFFFFF}four... {\cHFFFFFF}Hang on." "{\cHFFFFFF}You got here fast." "{\cHFFFFFF}Did I call you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, don't worry." "It's not a threat to you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, fuck!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Somebody called the cops." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Hey, where's 513?" " End of the hall." "{\cHFFFFFF}The girl who lives there used to be a charming, lovely girl." "{\cHFFFFFF}She has lost faith in herself." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Miss Singer, let us help you!" " She's a monster!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You have every reason to live." " She's infectious human waste!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Miss Singer!" " Good luck trying to save her!" "{\cHFFFFFF}If I fall asleep," "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm done for." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're gonna have to keep me up" "{\cHFFFFFF}all night." "{\cHFFFFFF}Un-fucking-believable." "{\cHFFFFFF}He was obviously able to handle it." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You know what I mean, you fucked her." " No, I didn't." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Never?" " No." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're not into her, are you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}No!" "God, not at all." "{\cHFFFFFF}I am Jack's raging bile duct." "{\cHFFFFFF}Are you sure?" "You can tell me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Believe me, I'm sure." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Put a gun to my head and spray my brains." " That's good." "{\cHFFFFFF}She's a predator posing as a house pet." "Stay away." "{\cHFFFFFF}The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I had never heard!" "{\cHFFFFFF}My God." "{\cHFFFFFF}I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." "{\cHFFFFFF}How could Tyler not go for that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}The other night, he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella." "{\cHFFFFFF}Marla doesn't need a lover, just a caseworker." "{\cHFFFFFF}Or a wash." "This isn't love, it's sport fucking." "{\cHFFFFFF}She invaded my support groups and now my home." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, hey." "Sit down." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now, listen." "I can't have you talking to her about me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why would I... {\cHFFFFFF}Say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or anybody,... we're done." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Now promise me." "You promise?" " OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Yeah, I promise." " Promise?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I just said, I promise!" "What..." " That's three times you promised." "{\cHFFFFFF}If only I had wasted a few minutes and gone to watch Marla Singer die," "{\cHFFFFFF}none of this would have happened." "{\cHFFFFFF}Harder, yes!" "Oh, harder, harder!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I could have moved to another room." "{\cHFFFFFF}On the third floor where I might not have heard them." "{\cHFFFFFF}But I didn't." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What are you doing?" " Just going to bed." "{\cHFFFFFF}Wanna finish her off?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " No." "No, thank you." " I've found a cigarette." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Who were you talking to?" " Shut up." "{\cHFFFFFF}I became the calm little center of the world." "{\cHFFFFFF}I was the Zen master." "{\cHFFFFFF}I wrote little haiku poems." "{\cHFFFFFF}I e-mailed them to everyone." "{\cHFFFFFF}Is that your blood?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Some of it, yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}You can't smoke in here." "{\cHFFFFFF}Take the rest of the day off." "{\cHFFFFFF}Come back Monday with some clean clothes." "{\cHFFFFFF}Get yourself together." "{\cHFFFFFF}I got right in everyone's hostile face." "{\cHFFFFFF}"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."" "{\cHFFFFFF}"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."" "{\cHFFFFFF}"I am enlightened."" "{\cHFFFFFF}You give up the condo life, give up all your flaming worldly possessions," "{\cHFFFFFF}move to a dilapidated house in a toxic waste area," "{\cHFFFFFF}and you have to come home to this." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Hello." " This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit." "{\cHFFFFFF}We have some new information about the incident at your former condo." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yes." "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't know if you're aware, but someone sprayed Freon into your front-door lock." "{\cHFFFFFF}They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder." "{\cHFFFFFF}No, I wasn't aware of that." "{\cHFFFFFF}I am Jack's cold sweat." "{\cHFFFFFF}Does this sound strange to you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yes, sir, strange." "Very strange." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " The dynamite" " Dynamite?" "{\cHFFFFFF}left a residue of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Do you know what this means?" " No, what does it mean?" "{\cHFFFFFF}It means it was home-made." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm sorry." "This is just coming as quite a shock to me, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}Whoever set this dynamite could have blown out your pilot light days before the explosion." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " The gas was just a detonator." " Who would go and do that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I'll ask the questions." " Tell him." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property realigned my perceptions." "{\cHFFFFFF}Excuse me." "Are you there?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I am listening." "It's hard to know what to make of this." "{\cHFFFFFF}Have you recently made enemies who might have access to home-made dynamite?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Enemies?" " Reject civilization," "{\cHFFFFFF}especially material possessions." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Son, this is serious." " Yes, I know it's serious." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I mean that." " Yes, it's very serious." "{\cHFFFFFF}Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me." "{\cHFFFFFF}That condo was my life." "OK?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I loved every stick of furniture in that place." "{\cHFFFFFF}That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " It was me!" " I'd like to thank the Academy." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Is this not a good time for you?" " Just tell him you fucking did it!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tell him you blew it all up!" "That's what he wants to hear." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Are you still there?" " Wait." "Are you saying that I'm a suspect?" "{\cHFFFFFF}No." "I may need to talk to you, so you let me know if you're gonna leave town." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " OK?" " OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room." "{\cHFFFFFF}My parents pulled this exact same act for years." "{\cHFFFFFF}The condom is the glass slipper of our generation." "{\cHFFFFFF}You slip one on when you meet a stranger." "{\cHFFFFFF}You... dance all night." "{\cHFFFFFF}Then you throw it away." "{\cHFFFFFF}The condom, I mean." "Not the stranger." "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I got this dress at a thrift store for $1." "{\cHFFFFFF}It was worth every penny." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's a bridesmaid's dress." "{\cHFFFFFF}Someone loved it intensely" "{\cHFFFFFF}for one day." "{\cHFFFFFF}Then tossed it." "{\cHFFFFFF}Like a Christmas tree." "{\cHFFFFFF}So special." "{\cHFFFFFF}Then" "{\cHFFFFFF}bam!" "{\cHFFFFFF}It's on the side of the road." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tinsel still clinging to it." "{\cHFFFFFF}Like a sex crime victim." "{\cHFFFFFF}Underwear inside out." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Bound with electrical tape." " Well then, it suits you." "{\cHFFFFFF}You can borrow it sometime." "{\cHFFFFFF}Get rid of her." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What?" "You get rid of her!" " Don't mention me." "{\cHFFFFFF}I am six years old again, passing messages between parents." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I really think it's time you left." " Don't worry, I'm leaving." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Not that we don't love your visits." " You are such a nutcase." "I can't keep up." "{\cHFFFFFF}Gotta get off" "{\cHFFFFFF}Thanks." "Bye." "{\cHFFFFFF}Gotta get off of this merry-go-round" "{\cHFFFFFF}Gonna get, need to get... {\cHFFFFFF}Gotta get..." "{\cHFFFFFF}You kids!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Why do you still waste time with her?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'll say this about Marla." "{\cHFFFFFF}At least she's trying to hit bottom." "{\cHFFFFFF}And I'm not?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Feathers up your butt do not make you a chicken." "{\cHFFFFFF}What are we doing tonight?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tonight... we make soap." "{\cHFFFFFF}Really?" "{\cHFFFFFF}To make soap, first we render fat." "{\cHFFFFFF}The salt balance has to be just right" "{\cHFFFFFF}so the best fat for soap comes from humans." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Wait, what is this place?" " A liposuction clinic." "{\cHFFFFFF}Pay dirt!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Richest, creamiest fat in the world." "Fat of the land!" "{\cHFFFFFF}No!" "Don't pull it, don't pull it!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Oh, God!" " Give me another one." "{\cHFFFFFF}As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface." "{\cHFFFFFF}Like in Boy Scouts." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout." " Keep stirring." "{\cHFFFFFF}Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerin." "{\cHFFFFFF}Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin." "{\cHFFFFFF}Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you've got dynamite." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler was full of useful information." "{\cHFFFFFF}People found clothes got cleaner when washed at a certain point in the river." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You know why?" " No." "{\cHFFFFFF}Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river." "{\cHFFFFFF}Bodies burnt." "Water permeated the ashes to create lye." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is lye." "The crucial ingredient." "{\cHFFFFFF}Once it mixed with the melted body fat, a white soapy discharge crept into the river." "{\cHFFFFFF}May I see your hand, please?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What is this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}This is a chemical burn." "{\cHFFFFFF}It will hurt more than any burn and it will leave a scar." "{\cHFFFFFF}Meditation worked for cancer, it could work now." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Don't shut the pain out." " Oh, God!" "{\cHFFFFFF}The first soap was made from heroes' ashes, like the first monkey shot into space." "{\cHFFFFFF}Without pain or sacrifice, we would have nothing." "{\cHFFFFFF}I tried not to think of the word searing of flesh." "{\cHFFFFFF}Stop it!" "This is your pain, this is your burning hand." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm going to my cave to find my power animal." "{\cHFFFFFF}No!" "Don't deal with this the way those dead people do!" "Come on!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I get the point!" " No!" "You're feeling premature enlightenment." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's the greatest moment of your life, and you're off somewhere else!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I am not!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Shut up!" "Our fathers were our models for God." "{\cHFFFFFF}If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Listen to me." "You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you." "{\cHFFFFFF}He never wanted you." "In all probability, He hates you." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is not the worst thing that can happen." "We don't need Him!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I agree!" " Fuck damnation, fuck redemption." "{\cHFFFFFF}We are God's unwanted children?" "So be it!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I'm getting water!" " You can use water and make it worse or... {\cHFFFFFF}" " Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn." " Please let me up!" "{\cHFFFFFF}First, you have to give up." "{\cHFFFFFF}First, you have to know, not fear," "{\cHFFFFFF}know that some day, you're gonna die." "{\cHFFFFFF}You don't know how this feels!" "{\cHFFFFFF}It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." "{\cHFFFFFF}OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}Congratulations." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're one step closer to hitting the bottom." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar." "{\cHFFFFFF}God knows what they charged." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " This is the best soap." " Why, thank you, Susan." "{\cHFFFFFF}It was beautiful." "{\cHFFFFFF}We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them." "{\cHFFFFFF}He was wearing his yellow tie." "{\cHFFFFFF}I didn't wear a tie to work any more." "{\cHFFFFFF}"The first rule of Fight Club is don't talk about Fight Club."" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm half-asleep again." "I must have left it in the copy machine." "{\cHFFFFFF}"The second rule..." Is this yours?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Pretend you're me." "Make a managerial decision." "{\cHFFFFFF}You find this." "What would you do?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Well, I gotta tell you," "{\cHFFFFFF}I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that." "{\cHFFFFFF}Because the person who wrote that is dangerous." "{\cHFFFFFF}And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap" "{\cHFFFFFF}and then stalk from office to office" "{\cHFFFFFF}with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon," "{\cHFFFFFF}pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers." "{\cHFFFFFF}This might be someone you've known for years." "{\cHFFFFFF}Someone very, very close to you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler's words coming out of my mouth." "{\cHFFFFFF}And I used to be such a nice guy." "{\cHFFFFFF}Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you pick up." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Compliance and Liability." " My tit's gonna rot off." "{\cHFFFFFF}Will you excuse me?" "I need to take this." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What do you mean?" " I need you to check for a lump in my breast." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Go to a hospital." " I can't afford to waste money on a doctor." "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't know about this, Marla." "{\cHFFFFFF}Please." "{\cHFFFFFF}She didn't call Tyler." "I'm neutral in her book." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's nice." "Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines." "{\cHFFFFFF}Where are they, exactly?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tragically, they're dead." "I'm alive and I'm in poverty." "Want any?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " No, no." " I got one for you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Thanks for the thought." "{\cHFFFFFF}What happened to your hand?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, nothing." "{\cHFFFFFF}Right there?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Feel anything?" " No." "{\cHFFFFFF}Well, make sure." "{\cHFFFFFF}OK, I'm pretty sure." "{\cHFFFFFF}You feel nothing?" "{\cHFFFFFF}No, nothing." "{\cHFFFFFF}Well, that's a relief." "Thank you." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " No problem." " I wish I could return the favor." "{\cHFFFFFF}Breast cancer doesn't run in my family." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I could check your prostate." " I think I'm OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}Well, thanks, anyway." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Are we done?" " Yeah, we're done." "{\cHFFFFFF}See you... around." "{\cHFFFFFF}Cornelius?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Cornelius!" "{\cHFFFFFF}It's me!" "Bob!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, Bob." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " We all thought you were dead." " No, no." "Still here." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " How are you, Bob?" " Better than I've ever been in my whole life." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Really?" "Still remaining men together?" " No, no." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I got something so much better now." " Really, what is it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Well... {\cHFFFFFF}The first rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it." "{\cHFFFFFF}And the second rule is" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm not supposed to talk about it." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " And the third rule is..." " Bob, Bob." "I'm a member." "{\cHFFFFFF}Look at my face, Bob." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's fucking... fucking great." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I've never seen you there." " I go Tuesdays and Thursdays." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I go Saturday." " Congratulations." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Have you heard about the guy that invented it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Yeah, actually..." " I hear all kinds of things." "{\cHFFFFFF}Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution" "{\cHFFFFFF}and he sleeps only one hour a night." "{\cHFFFFFF}He's a great man." "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you know about Tyler Durden?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I didn't hurt you, did I?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Actually, you did." "{\cHFFFFFF}Thank you for this." "{\cHFFFFFF}Thank you, thank you, thank you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Fight Club." "{\cHFFFFFF}This was mine and Tyler's gift." "{\cHFFFFFF}Our gift to the world." "{\cHFFFFFF}I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces." "{\cHFFFFFF}Shut up!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Which means a lot of people have been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club." "{\cHFFFFFF}I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived." "{\cHFFFFFF}I see all this potential." "{\cHFFFFFF}And I see it squandered." "{\cHFFFFFF}Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas." "{\cHFFFFFF}Waiting tables." "{\cHFFFFFF}Slaves with white collars." "{\cHFFFFFF}Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes." "{\cHFFFFFF}Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need." "{\cHFFFFFF}We're the middle children of history." "{\cHFFFFFF}No purpose or place." "{\cHFFFFFF}We have no Great War." "{\cHFFFFFF}No Great Depression." "{\cHFFFFFF}Our great war is a spiritual war." "{\cHFFFFFF}Our great depression is our lives." "{\cHFFFFFF}We've all been raised on television to believe" "{\cHFFFFFF}that one day we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars." "{\cHFFFFFF}But we won't." "{\cHFFFFFF}We're slowly learning that fact." "{\cHFFFFFF}And we're very, very pissed off." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk..." "{\cHFFFFFF}Who are you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Who am I?" " Yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}There's a sign on the front that says Lou's Tavern." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm fucking Lou." "Who the fuck are you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler Durden." "{\cHFFFFFF}Who told you motherfuckers that you could use my place?" "{\cHFFFFFF}We have a deal worked out with Irvine." "{\cHFFFFFF}Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone." "{\cHFFFFFF}He don't own this place." "I do." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " How much money's he getting for this?" " There is no money." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Free to all." " Ain't that something?" "{\cHFFFFFF}It is, actually." "{\cHFFFFFF}Look, stupid fuck!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I want everybody out of here right now." " Hey!" "{\cHFFFFFF}You should join our club." "{\cHFFFFFF}Did you hear what I just said?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You and your friend." "{\cHFFFFFF}You hear me now?" "{\cHFFFFFF}No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou." "{\cHFFFFFF}Still not getting it." "{\cHFFFFFF}OK, OK, I got it." "{\cHFFFFFF}I got it, I got it." "Shit, I lost it." "{\cHFFFFFF}Back!" "All of you!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Everybody back!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Ah, Lou!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Come on, man!" "We really like this place." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " That's right, Lou." "Get it out." " Shut the fuck up." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, yeah!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Is that fucking funny?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you." "{\cHFFFFFF}Unbelievable." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You don't know where I've been, Lou." " Oh, my God!" "{\cHFFFFFF}You don't know where I've been!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Please let us keep it, Lou!" "Please, Lou!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Fucking use the basement!" "Christ!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I want your word, Lou!" "I want your word!" "{\cHFFFFFF}On my mother's eyes." "{\cHFFFFFF}Thanks, Lou." "{\cHFFFFFF}You too, big guy." "{\cHFFFFFF}We'll see you next week." "{\cHFFFFFF}This week, each one of you has a homework assignment." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're gonna go out." "You're gonna start a fight with a total stranger." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're gonna start a fight" "{\cHFFFFFF}and you're gonna lose." "{\cHFFFFFF}Excellent choice, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey!" "Watch out, jackass!" "Come on!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Now, this is not as easy as it sounds." "{\cHFFFFFF}Son of a bitch!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Most people, normal people, do just about anything to avoid a fight." "{\cHFFFFFF}Excuse me!" "{\cHFFFFFF}You sprayed me with your hose." "That's not necessary... {\cHFFFFFF}Jay!" "Go call 911!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Put the hose down." "{\cHFFFFFF}Stop it!" "Stop it!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Sorry." "{\cHFFFFFF}We need to talk." "{\cHFFFFFF}OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}Where to begin?" "{\cHFFFFFF}With your constant absenteeism?" "{\cHFFFFFF}With your unpresentable appearance?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You're up for review." "{\cHFFFFFF}I am Jack's complete lack of surprise." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What?" " Let's pretend." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're the Department of Transportation, OK?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Someone informs you that this company" "{\cHFFFFFF}installs front-seat mounting brackets that failed collision tests," "{\cHFFFFFF}brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles," "{\cHFFFFFF}and fuel injectors that explode and burn people alive." "{\cHFFFFFF}What then?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Are you threatening me?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " No..." " Get the fuck out of here." "You're fired!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I have a better solution." "Keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant." "{\cHFFFFFF}In exchange for my salary," "{\cHFFFFFF}my job will be never to tell people these things that I know." "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't even have to come into the office." "I can do this job from home." "{\cHFFFFFF}Who..." "Who the fuck do you think you are, you crazy little shit?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Security!" " I am Jack's smirking revenge." "{\cHFFFFFF}What the hell are you doing?" "{\cHFFFFFF}That hurt." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why would you do that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, my God!" "No!" "Please stop!" "{\cHFFFFFF}What are you doing?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, God, no!" "Please!" "No!" "{\cHFFFFFF}For some reason, I thought of my first fight, with Tyler." "{\cHFFFFFF}No!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Under and behind and inside everything this man took for granted," "{\cHFFFFFF}something horrible had been growing." "{\cHFFFFFF}Look." "{\cHFFFFFF}Give me the paychecks, like I asked, and you won't ever see me again." "{\cHFFFFFF}Then, at our most excellent moment together..." "{\cHFFFFFF}Thank God!" "Please don't hit me again." "{\cHFFFFFF}Telephone, computer," "{\cHFFFFFF}fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks and 48 airline flight coupons." "{\cHFFFFFF}We now had corporate sponsorship." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is how Tyler and I were able to have Fight Club every night of the week." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now, the center of Fight Club became the two men fighting." "{\cHFFFFFF}The leader walked through the crowd, out in the darkness." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel" "{\cHFFFFFF}over the urine content of their soup." "{\cHFFFFFF}I am Jack's wasted life." "{\cHFFFFFF}Thank you, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments." "{\cHFFFFFF}He handed them out in sealed envelopes." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City." " Yeah, I heard." "{\cHFFFFFF}There's one in Penns Grove too." "{\cHFFFFFF}Bob even found one up in New Castle." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Did you start that one?" " No, I thought you did." "{\cHFFFFFF}No." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Stop for a second." " Hey, what are we doing?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Turn around." " What are we doing?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Homework assignment." " What kind?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Human sacrifice." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Is that a gun?" "Please tell me it's not." " It's a gun." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What are you doing?" " Meet me in the back." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Don't fuck around!" " Meet me in the back." "{\cHFFFFFF}On a long enough time line," "{\cHFFFFFF}the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." "{\cHFFFFFF}What are you doing?" "Come on!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hands behind your back." "Give me your wallet." "{\cHFFFFFF}Raymond K Hessel." "1320 SE Banning, Apartment A." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Small, cramped basement apartment?" " How did you know?" "{\cHFFFFFF}They give shitty apartments letters." "{\cHFFFFFF}Raymond!" "You're going to die." "{\cHFFFFFF}No!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Is that your mom and dad?" "They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor." "{\cHFFFFFF}Pick up your dental records." "Know why?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " There'll be nothing left of your face." " Oh, come on!" "{\cHFFFFFF}An expired community college student ID." "What did you study, Raymond?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " S..." "S..." "Stuff." " Stuff?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Were the midterms hard?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I asked you what you studied!" " Biology, mostly." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Why?" " I don't know." "{\cHFFFFFF}What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}The question, Raymond, was what did you want to be?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Veterinarian." "Veterinarian." " Animals." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Yeah." "Animals and stuff." " Stuff." "Yeah, I got that." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " So you need more schooling." " Too much school." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Would you rather be dead?" " No, please... {\cHFFFFFF}You'd rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Please, no." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm keeping your license." "{\cHFFFFFF}Gonna check in on you." "I know where you live." "{\cHFFFFFF}If you're not working to be a veterinarian in six weeks," "{\cHFFFFFF}you will be dead." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now run on home." "{\cHFFFFFF}Run, Forrest, run!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I feel ill." "{\cHFFFFFF}Imagine how he feels." "{\cHFFFFFF}Come on, this isn't funny!" "{\cHFFFFFF}What the fuck was the point of that?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K Hessel's life." "{\cHFFFFFF}His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted." "{\cHFFFFFF}You had to give it to him." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Come on." " He had a plan." "{\cHFFFFFF}And it started to make sense in a Tyler-sort of way." "{\cHFFFFFF}No fear." "No distractions." "{\cHFFFFFF}The ability to let that which does not matter" "{\cHFFFFFF}truly slide." "{\cHFFFFFF}You are not your job." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're not how much money you have in the bank." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're not the car you drive." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're not the contents of your wallet." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're not your fucking khakis." "{\cHFFFFFF}You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'll be out of your way in a sec." "{\cHFFFFFF}You don't have to go." "{\cHFFFFFF}Whatever." "{\cHFFFFFF}No, I mean..." "It's OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}Are you still going to groups?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}Chloe's dead." "{\cHFFFFFF}Wow, Chloe." "{\cHFFFFFF}When did that happen?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you care?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I dunno." "I haven't thought about it in a while." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah, well... {\cHFFFFFF}It was the smart move on her part." "{\cHFFFFFF}Listen... {\cHFFFFFF}What are you getting out of all this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I mean, all this." "Why do you keep... {\cHFFFFFF}Is this making you happy?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah, well, sometimes." "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't know." "I don't understand." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why does a weaker person need to latch on to a strong person?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What is..." "What is that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What do you get out of it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}No..." "That's not the same thing at all." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's totally different with us." "{\cHFFFFFF}Us?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What do you mean by us?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I'm sorry." "Do you hear this?" " Hear what?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " All that noise." "Hold on." " No, wait!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Don't change the subject!" "I want to talk about this." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You're not talking about me, are you?" " No." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What?" " Playing doctor." "What was going on there?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What are you talking about?" " Nothing." "Nothing." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I don't think so." " What do you want?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Look at me." " No." "What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What is that?" "!" " It's nothing." "Don't worry." "{\cHFFFFFF}My God." "Who did this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " A person." " Guy or girl?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What do you care?" " What do you care if I ask?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Leave me alone." " You're afraid to say." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I am not." "Let me go." " No!" "Talk to me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Let go of me!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " This conversation" " This conversation" "{\cHFFFFFF}- is over." " is over." "{\cHFFFFFF}I just can't win with you, can I?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, this is getting a little old!" "{\cHFFFFFF}What is..." "What is all this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What do you think?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, why do we need bunk beds?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Too young." "{\cHFFFFFF}Sorry." "{\cHFFFFFF}What's all that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Old, too old." "Fat, too fat." " Applicant?" "{\cHFFFFFF}If the applicant waits three days without food or shelter," "{\cHFFFFFF}he may enter and begin training." "{\cHFFFFFF}Training for what?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You think this is a game?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You're too young to train here, end of story." "{\cHFFFFFF}Quit wasting our time." "Get the fuck out of here." "{\cHFFFFFF}Bad news, friend." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's not gonna happen." "{\cHFFFFFF}Sorry if there was a misunderstanding." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's not the end of the world." "{\cHFFFFFF}Just... go away." "{\cHFFFFFF}Go." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're trespassing and I will have to call the police." "{\cHFFFFFF}Don't you look at me!" "{\cHFFFFFF}You're never getting in this fucking house!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Never." "Now get the fuck off my porch!" "Get off my porch!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Got two black shirts?" " Yes, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Two pair of black pants?" " Yes, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " One pair black boots?" "Black socks?" " Yes, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " One black jacket." " Yes, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}- $300 personal burial money?" " Yes, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}All right." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're too old, fat man." "{\cHFFFFFF}Your tits are too big." "Get the fuck off my porch." "{\cHFFFFFF}Bob!" "Bob!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Like a monkey ready to be shot into space." "{\cHFFFFFF}Space monkey." "{\cHFFFFFF}Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good." "{\cHFFFFFF}You are too fucking old, fatty!" "{\cHFFFFFF}And you..." "You're too fucking" "{\cHFFFFFF}blond!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Get out of here, the both of you!" "{\cHFFFFFF}And so it went." "{\cHFFFFFF}Listen up, maggots." "{\cHFFFFFF}You are not special." "{\cHFFFFFF}You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake." "{\cHFFFFFF}You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler built himself an army." "{\cHFFFFFF}We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." "{\cHFFFFFF}We are all part of the same compost heap." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why was Tyler Durden building an army?" "{\cHFFFFFF}To what purpose?" "{\cHFFFFFF}For what greater good?" "{\cHFFFFFF}In Tyler we trusted." "{\cHFFFFFF}When he was like, "You are not your job"," "{\cHFFFFFF}I was like, "Yeah!"" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, what's all this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey!" "{\cHFFFFFF}OK!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What's going on?" " We're celebrating." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What are we celebrating?" " Go on." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Hey." " Let me get that for you." "{\cHFFFFFF}The same great taste, Pepsi." "{\cHFFFFFF}Ssh!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Investigators are here." "The Police Commissioner has arrived." "{\cHFFFFFF}Could you tell us what you think has happened here?" "{\cHFFFFFF}We believe this is one of many recent acts of vandalism in the city" "{\cHFFFFFF}somehow related to underground boxing clubs." "{\cHFFFFFF}We will be coordinating a rigorous investigation." "{\cHFFFFFF}That was Police Commissioner Jacobs who just arrived on the scene" "{\cHFFFFFF}- of a four-alarm fire that broke out..." " She's hot." "{\cHFFFFFF}Back to you in the studio." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Holy shit!" " Yeah!" "{\cHFFFFFF}What the fuck did you guys do?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Arson investigators are on the premises..." "{\cHFFFFFF}Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}The victory in the war against crime" "{\cHFFFFFF}will not come overnight." "{\cHFFFFFF}It will take dedication and commitment and, most of all, cooperation." "{\cHFFFFFF}Streets are safer now." "There is hope in the inner city." "However... {\cHFFFFFF}I gotta take a piss." "{\cHFFFFFF}These are the first steps in a long journey." "{\cHFFFFFF}That is why we have created Project Hope." "{\cHFFFFFF}Bob." "{\cHFFFFFF}Project Hope will be a joint effort" "{\cHFFFFFF}between the police and community leaders." "{\cHFFFFFF}It will be a powerful new weapon in the war against crime." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack." " His balls are ice cold." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hi." "You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation." "{\cHFFFFFF}You will publicly state there is no underground group or" "{\cHFFFFFF}these guys are gonna take your balls." "{\cHFFFFFF}They'll send one to the New York Times and one to the LA Times." "{\cHFFFFFF}Look." "{\cHFFFFFF}The people you are after are the people you depend on." "{\cHFFFFFF}We cook your meals." "We haul your trash." "We connect your calls." "{\cHFFFFFF}We drive your ambulances." "We guard you while you sleep." "{\cHFFFFFF}Do not fuck with us." "{\cHFFFFFF}Ball check!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Bob, you're this way." "{\cHFFFFFF}Let's go." "{\cHFFFFFF}I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I felt like putting a bullet in every panda" "{\cHFFFFFF}that wouldn't screw to save its species." "{\cHFFFFFF}I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers" "{\cHFFFFFF}and smother those French beaches I'd never see." "{\cHFFFFFF}I wanted to breathe smoke." "{\cHFFFFFF}Where did you go, psycho boy?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I felt like destroying something beautiful." "{\cHFFFFFF}Get him to a fucking hospital." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}Don't worry, Mr Durden." "Airport parking." "Long term." "{\cHFFFFFF}After you, Mr Durden." "{\cHFFFFFF}After you." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Something on your mind, dear?" " No." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah, why wasn't I told about Project Mayhem?" "{\cHFFFFFF}First rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why didn't you include me in the beginning?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Fight Club was the beginning." "Now it's left the basements and it's Project Mayhem." "{\cHFFFFFF}We started Fight Club together." "Remember?" "It's as much mine as it is yours." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Is this about you and me?" " Yeah." "Weren't we doing this together?" "{\cHFFFFFF}This does not belong to us." "We are not special." "{\cHFFFFFF}Fuck that." "You should have told me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, Tyler!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Goddamn it, Tyler!" " What do you want?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}A statement of purpose?" "Should I e-mail you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Oh..." " You decide your level of involvement!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I will!" "I wanna know certain things first!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " The first rule of Project Mayhem..." " Shut up!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I wanna know what you're thinking." " Fuck what you know!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Forget about what you think you know about life, friendship," "{\cHFFFFFF}and especially about you and me." "{\cHFFFFFF}What is that supposed to mean?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What are you doing?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What do you wish you'd done before you died?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Paint a self-portrait." " Build a house." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " And you?" " I don't know." "Nothing." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Get in the right lane." " You have to know!" "{\cHFFFFFF}If you died now, how would you feel about your life?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't know!" "Nothing good." "Is that what you want to hear?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Come on!" " Not good enough." "{\cHFFFFFF}Stop fucking around!" "Tyler!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Jesus Christ!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Goddamn it!" "Goddamn it!" "Fuck you!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Fuck Fight Club." "Fuck Marla!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I am sick of all your shit!" "{\cHFFFFFF}OK, man." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Quit screwing around." "Steer!" " Look at you!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Steer!" " Look at you." "You're fucking pathetic!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Why?" "Why?" "What are you talking about?" " Why do you think I blew up your condo?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat." "It's not a goddamned seminar." "{\cHFFFFFF}Stop trying to control everything and just let go!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Let go!" "{\cHFFFFFF}All right." "Fine." "{\cHFFFFFF}Fine." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'd never been in a car accident." "{\cHFFFFFF}This must have been what all those people felt like" "{\cHFFFFFF}before I filed them as statistics in my reports." "{\cHFFFFFF}Goddamn!" "{\cHFFFFFF}We've just had a near-life experience!" "{\cHFFFFFF}In the world I see," "{\cHFFFFFF}you're stalking elk through the Grand Canyon forests" "{\cHFFFFFF}around the ruins of Rockefeller Center." "{\cHFFFFFF}You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life." "{\cHFFFFFF}You'll climb the thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower." "{\cHFFFFFF}And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn," "{\cHFFFFFF}laying strips of venison in the empty car-pool lane" "{\cHFFFFFF}of some abandoned superhighway." "{\cHFFFFFF}Feel better, champ." "{\cHFFFFFF}And then... {\cHFFFFFF}Tyler?" "{\cHFFFFFF}.." "Tyler was gone." "{\cHFFFFFF}Was I asleep?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Had I slept?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... {\cHFFFFFF}The house had become a living thing." "{\cHFFFFFF}Wet inside from so many people sweating and breathing." "{\cHFFFFFF}So many people moving, the house moved." "{\cHFFFFFF}Planet Tyler." "{\cHFFFFFF}I had to hug the walls." "{\cHFFFFFF}Trapped inside this clockwork of space monkeys." "{\cHFFFFFF}You shouldn't be smoking in here!" "You know how much ether is here!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Cooking and working and sleeping in teams." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hang on a second." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's under control, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}Where's Tyler?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not... {\cHFFFFFF}Right..." "OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm all alone." "{\cHFFFFFF}My father dumped me." "Tyler dumped me." "{\cHFFFFFF}I am Jack's broken heart." "{\cHFFFFFF}What comes next in Project Mayhem only Tyler knows." "{\cHFFFFFF}The second rule is you do not ask questions." "{\cHFFFFFF}Get the fuck away from me!" "Get the fuck away!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Who are all these people?" "{\cHFFFFFF}The Paper Street Soap Company." "{\cHFFFFFF}Can I come in?" "{\cHFFFFFF}He's not here." "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler isn't here." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler went away." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler's gone." "{\cHFFFFFF}Get some help!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Two gunshot wounds coming through!" "Make some fucking room!" "{\cHFFFFFF}What happened?" "What happened?" "{\cHFFFFFF}We were on assignment." "We were supposed to kill two birds with one stone." "{\cHFFFFFF}Destroy a piece of corporate art... {\cHFFFFFF}Operation Latte Thunder." "Go!" "{\cHFFFFFF}..and trash a franchise coffee bar." "{\cHFFFFFF}We had it all worked out, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " It went smooth until..." " Police!" "Freeze!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What?" " They shot Bob." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " They shot him in the head." " Fucking pigs!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, God!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Those motherfuckers!" " You morons." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're running around in ski masks trying to blow things up?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What did you think was gonna happen?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}OK, quick!" "Get rid of the evidence." "We gotta get rid of this body!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Bury him." " What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Take him to the garden and bury him." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Come on, people, let's go!" " Get the fuck off!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Get away from him!" "What are you talking about?" "{\cHFFFFFF}This isn't fucking evidence." "This is a person." "{\cHFFFFFF}He's my friend and you're not burying him in the garden!" "{\cHFFFFFF}He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " This is Bob." " Sir, in... {\cHFFFFFF}In Project Mayhem, we have no names." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now, you listen to me." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Robert Paulsen." " He's a man" "{\cHFFFFFF}and he's dead now because of us." "Do you understand that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I understand." "{\cHFFFFFF}In death, a member of Project Mayhem" "{\cHFFFFFF}has a name." "{\cHFFFFFF}His name is Robert Paulsen." "{\cHFFFFFF}His name is Robert Paulsen." "{\cHFFFFFF}His name... is Robert Paulsen." "{\cHFFFFFF}His name is Robert Paulsen." "{\cHFFFFFF}Come on, guys." "Please." "Stop it." "{\cHFFFFFF}His name is Robert Paulsen." "{\cHFFFFFF}Shut up!" "This is all over with!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Get the fuck out of here." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Tyler?" " No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit." "{\cHFFFFFF}I need to see you..." "{\cHFFFFFF}I went to all the cities on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping." "{\cHFFFFFF}I didn't know how or why, but I could look at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm looking for Tyler Durden." "It's very important that I talk to him." "{\cHFFFFFF}I wish I could help you," "{\cHFFFFFF}sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}Every city I went to," "{\cHFFFFFF}as soon as I set foot off the plane" "{\cHFFFFFF}I knew a Fight Club was close." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey!" "Hey!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Taxi!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Look at my face." "I'm a member." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm not exposed to bespeak any such information to you" "{\cHFFFFFF}nor would I, even if I had said information at this juncture,... be able." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You're a moron." " I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler had been busy..." "setting up franchises all over the country." "{\cHFFFFFF}Was I asleep?" "Had I slept?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " We've just heard the stories." " What kind of stories?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Nobody knows what he looks like." " He has plastic surgery every three years." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?" " Is Mr Durden building an army?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I was living in a state of perpetual d?" "j?" "vu." "{\cHFFFFFF}Everywhere I went," "{\cHFFFFFF}I felt I'd already been there." "{\cHFFFFFF}It was like following an invisible man." "{\cHFFFFFF}The smell of dried blood," "{\cHFFFFFF}dirty, bare footprints circling each other." "{\cHFFFFFF}That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken." "{\cHFFFFFF}The feel of a floor still warm from a fight the night before." "{\cHFFFFFF}I was always just one step behind Tyler." "{\cHFFFFFF}His name is Robert Paulsen..." "{\cHFFFFFF}Welcome back, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}How have you been?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you know me?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Is this a test, sir?" "{\cHFFFFFF}No." "This is not a test." "{\cHFFFFFF}You were in here last Thursday." "{\cHFFFFFF}Thursday?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You were standing where you are now, asking how good security is." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's tight as a drum, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}Who do you think I am?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Are you sure this isn't a test?" "{\cHFFFFFF}No, this is not a test." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're Mr Durden." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're the one who gave me this." "{\cHFFFFFF}Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked position." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Yeah?" " Marla, it's me." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Have we ever done it?" " Done what?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Had sex?" "{\cHFFFFFF}What kind of stupid question is that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Stupid because it's yes or because it's no?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Is this a trick?" " No." "I need to know... {\cHFFFFFF}You wanna know if I think we were just having sex or making love?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " We did make love?" " Is that what you're calling it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Just answer the question!" "Did we do it or not?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}You fuck me, then snub me." "You love me, you hate me." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're sensitive, then you turn into an asshole." "{\cHFFFFFF}Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?" "{\cHFFFFFF}We just lost cabin pressure." "{\cHFFFFFF}What did you just say?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What is wrong with you?" " Say my name!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler Durden!" "You fucking freak!" "What's going on?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I'm coming over!" " I'm not there!" "{\cHFFFFFF}You broke your promise." "{\cHFFFFFF}Jesus, Tyler." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You fucking talked to her about me." " What the fuck is going on?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I asked you for one thing." "One simple thing." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why do people think that I'm you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Answer me!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Sit." "{\cHFFFFFF}Answer me." "Why do people think I'm you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I think you know." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " No, I don't." " Yes, you do." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I..." "I don't know." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You got it." " No." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Do not fuck with us!" " Say it." "{\cHFFFFFF}Because... {\cHFFFFFF}Say it!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Because we're the same person." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's right." "{\cHFFFFFF}We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I don't understand this." " You wanted a way to change your life." "{\cHFFFFFF}You could not do this on your own." "{\cHFFFFFF}All the ways you wish you could be," "{\cHFFFFFF}that's me." "{\cHFFFFFF}I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck." "{\cHFFFFFF}I am smart, capable and, most importantly," "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm free in all the ways that you are not." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, no." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Tyler's not here." "Tyler went away." " What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}This isn't possible." "This is crazy." "{\cHFFFFFF}People do it every day." "{\cHFFFFFF}They talk to themselves." "They see themselves as they'd like to be." "{\cHFFFFFF}They don't have the courage you have to just run with it." "{\cHFFFFFF}You still wrestle with it, so sometimes you're still you." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " We should do this again sometime." " At times, you imagine you're watching me." "{\cHFFFFFF}If this is your first time, you have to fight." "{\cHFFFFFF}Little by little, you're just letting yourself become" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler Durden." "{\cHFFFFFF}You are not your job or how much money you have!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " No." "You have a house." " Rented in your name." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You have jobs, a life." " You work nights because you can't sleep." "{\cHFFFFFF}Or you stay up and make soap." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You're fucking Marla, Tyler." " Technically, you are." "It's all the same to her." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, my God." "{\cHFFFFFF}Now you see our dilemma." "{\cHFFFFFF}She knows too much." "{\cHFFFFFF}I think we're gonna have to talk about how this might compromise our goals." "{\cHFFFFFF}What..." "What are you saying?" "{\cHFFFFFF}This is bullshit." "This is bullshit, I'm not listening to this!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You are insane!" " No." "You're insane." "{\cHFFFFFF}We simply do not have time for this crap." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's called a changeover." "{\cHFFFFFF}The movie goes on" "{\cHFFFFFF}and nobody in the audience has any idea." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Sir!" "Are you checking out?" " Yeah." "Bill me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Can you initial this list of phone calls?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " When were these made?" " Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning." "{\cHFFFFFF}Have I been going to bed earlier every night?" "Have I been sleeping later?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Have I been Tyler longer and longer?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Is anybody here?" "{\cHFFFFFF}D?" "j?" "vu all over again." "{\cHFFFFFF}With enough soap, one could blow up anything." "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, my God." "{\cHFFFFFF}- 1888." " Who am I calling?" "{\cHFFFFFF}1888 Franklin." "This is maintenance." "Hello?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hello?" "{\cHFFFFFF}1888 Franklin Street?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yes." "Can I help you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Hello?" " Yeah, yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}I need to talk to your supervisor right away." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Speaking." " OK, listen to me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Something terrible is about to happen to your building." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's under control, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Excuse me?" " Don't worry about us, sir." "We're solid." "{\cHFFFFFF}2160." "{\cHFFFFFF}Marla!" "Marla!" "Hey, wait!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Wait!" "I gotta talk to you!" "Marla!" "Marla!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!" "They almost broke my arm!" "{\cHFFFFFF}They were burning their fingertips with lye." "{\cHFFFFFF}This needs a tremendous act of faith on your part, but hear me out." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Here comes an avalanche of bullshit." " A little more faith than that." "{\cHFFFFFF}I don't wanna hear anything you have to say." "{\cHFFFFFF}You have every right to be... {\cHFFFFFF}I'll just have a coffee, thanks." "{\cHFFFFFF}Sir." "Anything you order is free of charge, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why is it free of charge?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Don't ask." " Whatever." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie." "{\cHFFFFFF}Clean food, please." "{\cHFFFFFF}In that case, may I advise against the clam chowder." "{\cHFFFFFF}No clam chowder." "Thank you." "{\cHFFFFFF}You got about 30 seconds." "{\cHFFFFFF}I know I've been acting very strange, OK?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I know it seems there's two sides to me..." " Two sides?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass." " I know." "But I realized something important." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " What?" " The nature of our relationship wasn't clear" "{\cHFFFFFF}to me for reasons I won't go into." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I know I haven't treated you well." " Whatever." "{\cHFFFFFF}No, no." "Fifteen seconds, please!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Fifteen seconds, don't open your mouth." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry." "{\cHFFFFFF}What I've come to realize is that I really like you, Marla." "{\cHFFFFFF}You do?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I really do." "{\cHFFFFFF}I care about you and I don't want anything bad to happen to you because of me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Marla, your life is in danger." "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You need to leave town for a while." "Get out of any major city." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Just go camping..." " You're an insane person." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " No." "I've involved you in something terrible." " No." "Shut up!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You're not safe." " Shut up!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Listen, I tried, Tyler." "I really tried." " I know you did." "{\cHFFFFFF}There are things about you I like." "You're smart, funny." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're spectacular in bed." "{\cHFFFFFF}But" "{\cHFFFFFF}you're intolerable." "{\cHFFFFFF}You have very serious emotional problems." "{\cHFFFFFF}Deep-seated problems for which you should seek professional help." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I know, and I'm sorry." " You're sorry, I'm sorry." "Everyone's sorry." "{\cHFFFFFF}I can't do this any more." "{\cHFFFFFF}I can't." "{\cHFFFFFF}And I won't." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm gone." "{\cHFFFFFF}You can't leave, Marla!" "You're not safe!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Marla, you don't understand!" " Leave me alone!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Marla, I am trying to protect you!" " Let go!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I don't ever wanna see you again!" " That's fine... {\cHFFFFFF}Here, wait right here!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hold it right there!" "Shut up!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Take this money and get on this bus." "{\cHFFFFFF}I promise I won't bother you again." "{\cHFFFFFF}Shut up!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Please get on the bus." "Please get on the bus." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why are you doing this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}They think you're a threat." "I can't explain it now, just trust me!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " If I know where you are, you won't be safe." " I'll keep this, it's asshole tax." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Fine." "Remember, stay out of major cities." " Tyler." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're the worst thing that ever happened to me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hello." "I need you to arrest me." "{\cHFFFFFF}I am the leader of a terrorist organization" "{\cHFFFFFF}responsible for numerous acts of vandalism and assault all over this city." "{\cHFFFFFF}In the metropolitan area, we had probably 200 members." "{\cHFFFFFF}Chapters have sprung up in five or six other major cities already." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is a tightly-regimented organization" "{\cHFFFFFF}with many cells capable of operating independent of central leadership." "{\cHFFFFFF}Go to the house, OK?" "1537 Paper Street." "{\cHFFFFFF}That's our headquarters." "{\cHFFFFFF}In the back, buried in the garden," "{\cHFFFFFF}you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen." "{\cHFFFFFF}In the basement, you're gonna find some bathtubs" "{\cHFFFFFF}that have been used very recently to make large quantities of nitroglycerin." "{\cHFFFFFF}I believe the plan is to blow up" "{\cHFFFFFF}the headquarters of these credit card companies" "{\cHFFFFFF}and the TRW building." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why these buildings?" "Why credit card companies?" "{\cHFFFFFF}If you erase the debt record, then we all go back to zero." "{\cHFFFFFF}You'll create total chaos." "{\cHFFFFFF}Keep him talking." "I need to make a phone call." "{\cHFFFFFF}I really admire what you're doing." "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}You're a brave man to order this." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're a genius, sir." "{\cHFFFFFF}You said if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you," "{\cHFFFFFF}we gotta get his balls." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Don't fight." " It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " It will set an example." " You're making a big mistake!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You said you'd say that." " I'm not Tyler Durden!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You told us you'd say that too." " All right." "I am Tyler Durden." "{\cHFFFFFF}Listen to me." "I'm giving you a direct order." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " We're aborting this mission now." " You said you would definitely say that." "{\cHFFFFFF}Are you fucking out of your minds?" "You're police officers!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Is somebody timing this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Keep your mouth shut." "{\cHFFFFFF}Shit!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Some of this information checks out." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Let's go to that house on Paper Street." " Be right there." "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey, wait!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I got him." " Sir, we have to do this." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Stop fighting!" " Where's the rubber band?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Get away from me!" "Drop that fucking knife!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Back up." "Face down on the floor right now!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Get down on the floor!" "{\cHFFFFFF}The first person that comes out of this door" "{\cHFFFFFF}gets a lead salad!" "Understand?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Get away!" "Stay away!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I ran." "{\cHFFFFFF}I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid." "{\cHFFFFFF}Then I ran some more." "{\cHFFFFFF}What the fuck are you doing?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Running around in your underpants!" "You look crazy!" "{\cHFFFFFF}No." "I'm onto you." "I know what's going on here." "{\cHFFFFFF}Come on, then." "I got us a great place to watch from." "It'll be like pay-per-view." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Oh, Christ." " Now what are you doing?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I'm stopping this." " Why?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " The greatest thing you've ever done." " I can't let this happen." "{\cHFFFFFF}There are 10 other bombs in 10 other buildings." "{\cHFFFFFF}Since when is Project Mayhem about murder?" "{\cHFFFFFF}The buildings are empty." "{\cHFFFFFF}We're not killing anyone." "We're setting 'em free!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Bob is dead." "They shot him in the head." "{\cHFFFFFF}You wanna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs." "{\cHFFFFFF}No." "I'm not listening to you." "You're not even there." "{\cHFFFFFF}I wouldn't do that." "Not unless you knew which wires were what." "{\cHFFFFFF}If you know, I know." "{\cHFFFFFF}Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent all day thinking about the wrong ones." "{\cHFFFFFF}You think?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, heavens, no." "Not the green one." "{\cHFFFFFF}Pull any one but the green one." "{\cHFFFFFF}I asked you not to do that!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Fuck!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler, get away from the van." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler, I'm not kidding!" "Get away from the van!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Goddamn it!" "{\cHFFFFFF}OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend" "{\cHFFFFFF}near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Cool it, Tyler!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Come on!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Don't go!" "{\cHFFFFFF}What?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Three minutes." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is it." "{\cHFFFFFF}The beginning." "{\cHFFFFFF}Ground zero." "{\cHFFFFFF}I think this is about where we came in." "{\cHFFFFFF}Do you have a speech for the occasion?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm sorry?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I still can't think of anything." "{\cHFFFFFF}Flashback humor." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's getting exciting now." "{\cHFFFFFF}Two and a half." "{\cHFFFFFF}Think of everything we've accomplished." "{\cHFFFFFF}Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history." "{\cHFFFFFF}One step closer to economic equilibrium." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why is she here?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tying up loose ends." "{\cHFFFFFF}Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I beg you, please don't do this." " I'm not doing this." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " We are doing this." "This is what we want." " No." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I don't want this." " Right." "Except you is meaningless now." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " We have to forget about you." " You're a voice in my head." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're a voice in mine!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Why can't I get rid of you?" " You need me." "{\cHFFFFFF}No." "I don't." "I really don't any more." "{\cHFFFFFF}You created me." "I didn't create some loser alter ego to make me feel better." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Take some responsibility." " I do." "I am responsible for all of it" "{\cHFFFFFF}and I accept that." "{\cHFFFFFF}So, please, I'm begging you, please call this off." "{\cHFFFFFF}Have I ever let us down?" "{\cHFFFFFF}How far have you come because of me?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I will bring us through this." "{\cHFFFFFF}As always, I will carry you kicking and screaming" "{\cHFFFFFF}and in the end you will thank me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler." "Tyler." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm grateful to you." "For everything that you've done for me." "{\cHFFFFFF}But this is too much." "I don't want this." "{\cHFFFFFF}What do you want?" "Your shit job back?" "Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Fuck you!" "I won't do it." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " This can't be happening." " It's already done, so shut up!" "{\cHFFFFFF}60 seconds till CRI." "{\cHFFFFFF}No." "{\cHFFFFFF}I can figure this out." "This isn't even real." "{\cHFFFFFF}You're not real, that gun..." "That gun isn't even in your hand." "{\cHFFFFFF}The gun's in my hand." "{\cHFFFFFF}Good for you." "It doesn't change a thing." "{\cHFFFFFF}Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Not my head, Tyler." "{\cHFFFFFF}Our head." "{\cHFFFFFF}Interesting." "{\cHFFFFFF}Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hey." "It's you and me." "{\cHFFFFFF}Friends?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Tyler," "{\cHFFFFFF}I want you to really listen to me." "{\cHFFFFFF}OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}My eyes are open." "{\cHFFFFFF}What's that smell?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Where is everybody?" " Oh, no." "What's going on?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Mr Durden!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Oh, my God!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Are you..." "Are you all right, sir?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Oh, yeah, I'm OK." " You look terrible, sir." "What happened?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Nothing, it's no problem." " No, no, no, sir." "He's not kidding." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " You look awful." "You need assistance." " I'm fine." "{\cHFFFFFF}Look, I'm fine..." "Everything's fine." "{\cHFFFFFF}Stop it!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Let her go." " Christ Almighty!" "{\cHFFFFFF}You!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Hi, Marla." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Leave her with me." "Meet me downstairs." " Are you sure?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yes, I'm sure." "{\cHFFFFFF}You fucker!" "What kind of sick fucking game are you playing at?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Putting me on a..." "Oh, my God, your face!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yeah, I know." "{\cHFFFFFF}What happened?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Don't ask." " You're shot." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " Yes, I'm shot." " Oh, my God." "{\cHFFFFFF}" " I can't believe he's standing." " One tough motherfucker." "{\cHFFFFFF}Who did this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I did, actually." "{\cHFFFFFF}Find some gauze." "{\cHFFFFFF}You shot yourself?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yes, but it's OK." "Marla, look at me." "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm really OK." "{\cHFFFFFF}Trust me." "Everything's gonna be fine." "{\cHFFFFFF}You met me at a very strange time in my life."