"Dedicated to the memory of S. Ard-sanajinda." "Map." "You've got it Captain." ""For fuck sake, I told you, " don't fold the map." "Now it's torn!" "How the fuck we gonna know our position?" ""Who's the leader here, you or me ? "" ""..." "You, Captain. "" "Here's the village." "Here's the river." "And we're here." "Here !" "That's where we're headed." "Are you sure ?" ""Maybe you should check again, " Captain." "That's where we're headed!" "Let's go!" "Shit!" "I've stepped on a mine!" ""Hey, help me. "" "help me." "should I help you?" "Captain." "Of course you dumb fuck." ""Fuck, but we might both die! "" ""I'm the fucking captain, " you gotta help me." ""Captain, give me your gun. "" "Save the gun." "Better than nothing." "Stop fucking around." "help me!" ""Captain, don't worry. "" "You'II be ok!" "Easy for you to say." "I'm shitting bricks here!" ""Come on, Captain. "" "You've been up shit creek before!" "Just get me the hell outta here!" "Here we go!" ""One...two..." "Wait, wait, wait. "" ""Captain, when we pull... " "...you jump, ok?" "alright? "" "Ok." ""One..." "Two..." "Wait, wait, wait. " "We all pull together, alright? "" "On three ok." ""Yeah, on three. "" "What the fuck you waiting for?" "Do it?" "Do it already!" "Ok. we ready?" "One..." "Two... "Captain, you ready? "" ""Fuck, I was ready yesterday! "" "One..." "Two..." "Hey this is bullshit." ""If we pull him off, he'II explode! "" "Then we're all fucked!" "help me." "Quit messing around." "Come back...please!" "Come on boys." "Fuck!" "We'II all die!" "Knock it off." ""Ready, Captain? "" ""Ok, we ready? "" "pull!" "US." "AIRBASE-THAILAND" "The Thai flag is tarnished." "It's been trampled on." "By the GI's." "By the foreigners." "The white man thinks he owns us!" "We must band together." "We're Thais aren't we." "Are we Thais." "Yes!" "Are we Thais." "Yes!" "Drive the Yankees out." "Get out!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "What do they have in those trucks?" "If could be treasure from Vietnam!" ""Hi!" "Come on baby, I know you want me! "" "Mike you scumbag." "Stop talking dirty to my daughter I'II tell your CO you sell me stolen petrol." "I heard you yanks are smuggling treasure." "Is this true?" "That's bullshit." "You don't believe that hogwash do you?" ""There's no treasure in Nam, believe me! "" ""Come on Mike, we're partners. " You can tell me!" "I won't tell a sole!" ""Gees, what do you want me to say? " No treasure!" "That's the bottom line!" "What about the trucks "leaving camp at night, lights turned off? "" "They're going out to bury treasure right." "You don't have to tell me." ""But if I find it myself, "" ""don't blame me for keeping the lot, " ok!" ""Look here, I told you. " There ain't no treasure ok!" ""And don't go ferreting around for it, " ya hear?" "Or else..." "I won't sell you anymore petrol!" "Where you going?" "We haven't finished yet." "And who the fuck would I tell anyway?" "I don't speak english to anyone." "Y ANKEE GO HOME Don't work so hard." "You' re still sick." "This pain won't kill me." "But what's breaking my balls..." ""Is that they're trampling on Thai soil, " we can't put up with it." ""Out, Out, Out, Out. "" "Geezer." "Looking for someone?" "What do you want?" "What do you want?" "I've been trying to support you and this is the thanks I get?" "I don't want to hear it." "And spare the national pride crap!" ""You're only interested in the Sarge, you " couIdn't give a toss about anyone else." "Where do you get off talking to your dad like that?" "Sir." "Are you Sangdoa's father?" "Yeah! "How you doing, dad? "" ""Sangdoa, Don't be so hard on the old man." "" national pride is very important." "But dad..." "I don't mean to meddle." "But you're all screwed up!" "You don't give your family the time of day!" "No matter how nationalistic you are you should never forget your kinfolk." "Am I right?" "Who the hell are you?" "Mind your own fricken business!" "Sarge! "Leave him alone, alright! "" ""Yankees leave, leave, leave. "" "It's you assholes who should leave!" "I'm closer!" ""Cough up, buttercup! "" ""No way, you cheated! "" "What?" "Who's cheating?" """ " I won fare and square, Now pay up! "" " You are cheat..." "You are cheat!" " Scram you mongreIs?" " Your are cheat..." "Your are cheat!" ""Ok!" "Bets in your house, " "your car, your wife! "" "Whatever you've got!" "Is that all you've got!" "Ready?" "Let's go!" "I'II open myself!" "Fine with me!" ""4, 4 and 1! "" ""Bad luck, Bwana! "" "hold it!" "You're breaking my balls here!" ""I bet 10 times, you win 10 times! "" ""Ain't my fault, man! " That's how the dice fell." ""bullshit, you must be cheating! " I want my dough back!" "No way!" "I won fair and square." ""You lose your shirt, you hit the road! "" "That ain't happening!" ""Dad, " that guy stole my pocket money!" ""stealing from a child, you shyster! " That's it." "I want my money." "I said I didn't cheat so back off bitch!" "The dice don't lie baby." "It's as clear as day!" "If you wanna play with the big boys you gotta have big balls!" "You piece of shit!" "What's this?" ""Cheat, cheat, cheat! "" ""Yeah, I porked your mama too! "" ""Hey, babe, don't fight it. " It's bigger than the both of us." "200 Baht for a piece of ass!" ""200!" "No way, too much. "" ""If 200 is too much, " go spank the monkey then!" ""Yeah, I win again! " Take it off." "You've won every hand." "Sure you're not rolling me?" ""It's all skill, baby, skill. " "Come on, take it off. "" "Who cares." "I'm wearing two!" ""This hand, If you chicks win, " "I'II take it all off, alright? "" ""Oh, yeah! "" "Let's see what the big deal is!" ""Oh yeah, baby, " "big stakes, big risk, baby. "" "Shit!" "Muay what a pain in the ass!" "Stop...stop." "Sit down!" "What do you boofheads want?" ""This is my beloved beau, alright! "" "What are you on?" "I ain't your boyfriend!" "How many times have I told you?" "Don't come and get trashed in my bar." ""If your father sees you, " we're both fucked!" "Don't worry about dad." "He's a pussy cat!" "See?" "Here he comes!" ""Don't tell dad I've been here, ok? " Hury up you dicks!" ""Man, your bar is packed! "" ""It's a great place, ain't it? "" "For sure you dumb ass!" "I spent a fortune doing it up!" "I'm onto you." "If you hadn't stacked that deck I wouldn't have lost the bar to you!" ""Get over it, old man! " I've never cheated in my Iife!" "Yeah!" "Fuck your father's clan." ""Leave my father out of this, " Iimp dick!" "Why?" "Your dad's a fag." "Your dad's a fag." "alright." "If you give me my bar back leave the village I'II leave you alone." "Fiar?" "I've got a better idea." "You're a reasonable man give me a break." "How about another wager?" ""If I win, I keep the bar. "" "And what if you lose?" "I'II do one of your dirty jobs for you!" "And what's the wager then?" "A fight!" "Fight!" "Can't you be more convincing." "Enough of that dancing shit!" "What if I knock him out by mistake." "Then what?" "Fuck the water." "Fuck the towel." "What the fuck?" ""Just so you'II lose, fuck knuckle! "" "Oh fuck you." "hold him up!" "I think your 10 acres is mine for sure!" "It ain't over until the fat lady sings!" "I'm onto you." "You're gonna throw this!" "bullshit." "You're the cheat!" "Hit me. dickIess!" ""Yeah, your wife told me. "" "I just porked her." "Fuck you fight dirty!" "That's not all." "Your mom gives great head." "Your mumma!" "Hit me then!" "Stop...stop." "If you girls just want to hug and kiss I'II kick both your asses myself!" "Now fight!" "Your wife's the town bike!" "Everyone's had a ride!" "And you've got "no dick!" "DickIess, dickIess! "" "Good..." "Go on." ""careful, careful." "Oh damn it! "" ""Get up, get up. "" "Get in the corner." " 1 ...2...3" " Fuck!" "I'm up shit creek now!" "4...5...9...10" ""Ok, hand over the title deed. "" ""Mutt, I said throw it. "" "What?" "You were going to fuck "me over again, Akkee. "" "You thieving sIimebags." "You're all in on this together!" "And who paid the other guy to go down?" "You scumbag. "Get him, I'II pay for his head. "" ""Get him, get him. "" "Let me go." ""Yeah, smash them like guitars! "" "Get out of the way!" "Let them go." ""Bite me, old man! "" "" Muay, what's with the get up? " I know who you are!" ""Gee, all that trouble and you can tell! "" "You think I'm stupid?" "I raised you from a pup!" "Hand these two bozo's over." ""Muay darling, you've gotta help. " He'II kill me." ""darling Muay, don't forget me! "" ""If you hurt them, I'II commit suicide. "" "I won't hurt them!" "alright then!" "You two douche bags." "I have a deal for you!" "You were a soldier? "Oh God, what a hunk! "" "I Iove a man in uniform!" ""Muay, " stop being so slutty." "You two clowns if you get "the job done, I'II give you 20%, ok? "" "Two of us couldn't do it." "We'II need some backup." "Ok." "I'II let Mutt go get them." "But you keep your sorry ass here." "I want some insurance!" "And what if you're friends don't come?" "Then what?" "Sure they'II come... if the Sarge calls them." ""And who is this ""Sarge""? "" ""There, the guy in the red shorts. "" "So what's up?" "What shit are you up to now?" ""Sarge, I'm just a dumb fuck. " I didn't want to come and trouble you." "But Akkee's in deep shit." "Good." "It serves him right...smart ass!" "He'II fuck the wrong guy one day." "Then you're II fucked." "Understand?" ""Come on Sarge, have a heart. " only this once." ""Sarge, you know there's no-one " in the business as good as you!" "And where he's being held." "Your daughter's there as well!" "Yeah." "NewIand." "You can help Akkee and have time to visit Sangdoa as well." ""And anyway, Sarge, "" ""You don't trust that long haired git, " do you?" "Ok I'II help." "But we'II have to wait for my red shorts to dry." ""Lord, give me a break for once. " I was born and bread here." "Then you give my girl to some other clown I've tended this shrine since boyhood." "Not even a lottery ticket have I asked for while you make others rich." "I asked for one girl and you shafted me." "I once swore at this shrine that the day I lose Petay" "I'II leave this world forever!" "Dun..." "Don't do it!" "Leave me alone." "You don't love me anyway." "Leave me alone." "I thought you were dead." "That's why..." ""So you're going to marry Tong, right? "" "He's a fat ugly bastard." "What's he got that I don't?" ""Yeah, but Tong is loaded! "" "I knew it!" "You're marrying him for money." ""That means you still love me, right? "" "Then sneak away and live with me Petay." ""Petay, the bloody baby's crying. " "Come feed him, will ya! "" ""darling, I still love you! "" """ " Damnit Petay, go feed ya kid. " "" " Petay, come on. "" ""Fuck, you girls are all the same. "" ""Lord, in this life or the next " "I swear, I'II never fail for another girl. "" "I'm outta here!" ""Dun, don't kill yourself... "" "What?" "Who said anything about suicide." "well...what's with the rope then?" ""Petay, Iet's go! "" "Fuck me dead!" "A bomb!" "Gees Dad." "I can't play this crap anymore." "Why not son?" "It's a family tradition." ""Dad, look at this fruitcake. " Look what it's done to her." "And my name is now Poramed." "So stop calling me Tung Kuay will ya!" "I'II call you whatever I want!" "What's wrong with Tung Kuay." "What dum ass name is Poramed!" "Poramed!" "Give me the shits!" "I'm stuffed if I call you that!" "And what the hell is this?" "Sideburns." "Sideburns my ass." "Rub them off!" "Hurry up." "Get dressed!" ""Here, make up, " don't forget the sideburns." "Rub my sideburns!" "Way Choa..." "Chao." "Come here." "You can't get away from me!" "Damn...say the lines in Chinese." "I don't speak Chinese anymore!" ""Speak Chinese, for Mao's sake! "" ""Dad, you can't control me anymore. " "I told you I'm a soldier, a soldier. "" "Don't shout at me I'm still your father!" ""Get lost, you ingrate! "" "Good." "I'm gone then!" "What are you looking at?" ""Piss off, the lot of you! "" "What a fist." "He's better than any too!" "He's harder than steel!" "He's tool's harder than steel alright!" "Wasn't just your fist that packed a punch!" ""Yeah, my seeds are good! "" "Both the car and girl are mine." "Yep." "You must catch him." "Yep." "There they are!" "They're coming." "See you at the hospital honey!" ""darling, fix that bastard. " Look what he's done to me!" ""How they hanging, Knob? "" ""How they hanging, Knob? "" "Knob." "You're not ready." "You've still got demons to expel." "Go take care of them first." "I'm up here." "Cut him loose." "Tung Kuay." "What are you staring at?" "Don't know if is your face or your ass!" ""Fuck the wise cracks, Tung Kuay. "" "It's Poramed now." "Not Tung Kuay!" "Poramed." "That's enough!" "What's with the bickering?" "Cos they're a pack of pricks!" "They conned me to come help them kill another pack of pricks." "They're pricks right man?" ""Just get the right pack of pricks, " ok!" "They're all pricks!" "Get me the fuck outta here!" ""Shut the fuck up, Akkee. "" ""Yeah what, Mutt? "" "Knob head..." "What the fuck?" ""Fuck, a grenade! "" ""Knob, careful with the grenade. " We're all fucked if it goes off." ""Boss, it's all right. "" ""If you guys aren't ready for this job, " It's ok you know!" ""We're ready, boss. " But what's the split." "How much?" ""80 for me, 20 for you guys. "" "Not fair!" "Knob." "Fucking waste of time!" "kill the prick now!" ""Wait, wait. "" ""50-50. 50-50, alright? "" "50-50?" "Ok!" ""Fuck, it serves Tanom right, the suck. "" "Sarge." "Why you doing this?" "I thought you'd retired to look after your daughter." ""Yeah, grab some quick cash. " Open up a small business." "Then Sangdoa won't think I'm useless." "Dun." "What's eating you?" "What the fuck's up with you?" "His chick Petay ran off with another guy." "That's why he's all fucked up." ""I tell ya, this is the Iast time. " I ain't messing with girls no more!" "Yeah right!" ".." "You're full of shit!" "Wait till you see the chicks in my bar." ""Man, you'II wanna marry them all. " Come on." "No bullshit." "How many chicks have you asked to marry you?" "No shit." "I've had it with chicks." "No more from now on." "I don't believe you." ""Yui, Pai, Nong, Tong. " Get your asses over here!" "Yes." ""Come on Yui, cozy up with Dun "" ""and you Pai, sit with Tung Kuay. "" ""Nong, Nong, Nong you keep " KLA company." ""Come on, I want two chicks. "" ""Greedy prick, one will do you. "" ""And Sarge, you're too old. "" " Too old my ass." " Just sit still Sarge." ""Tong, Tong, come sit with Knob. "" ""No, I don't want one." "I can't do it! "" "Come on big guy." "Don't you Iike me?" "oral before ordination-awesome!" ""With your shave head and eyebrow, " I thought you just left the monkhood." "I haven't joined yet." "I've got demons to expel!" ""well, lets expel them together? "" ""Yui, you got a boyfriend? "" "Broken hearted one minute." "At the alter the next!" ""Come on Sarge." "Times change, " and people change!" "Times change my ass!" "Akkee." "That's Tanom's daughter right?" ""Man, she's a horn bag! "" "Give me a break." "I wouldn't pork her with your dick!" "Poramed!" "Poramed!" "Tung Kuay!" "You're not a Chinky." "Why sing Chinky songs?" "I don't." "I'm just humming along." ""Stop, enough! "" "Hey!" ""You want trouble, cockhead? "" ""Who's a cockhead, lame ass. "" "Come on." "Kick ass." ""calm down, there's lots of them. "" "You girl's blouse!" "Feisty little thing." "No wonder Akkee is head over heals!" ""Dun, who said I liked Muay? " "Go on, get outta here! "" ""No, I'm not going anywhere " until you tell me you love me!" ""Muay, he doesn't like you. " He likes marilyn..." "marilyn Monroe." ""You know her, know her? "" "Is that true?" ""For God's sake, that's nonsense. " Get lost." "Leave the lady alone." "What's it to you?" "I don't like it." ""Come on then, bring it on, bitch! "" ""Stop, or I'II bust you all. "" ""They started it." "Bust them, Sarge. "" "Who's the culprit here?" "I'II get to the bottom of this." "You want trouble?" "If you fix these Yankees for me." "I won't bother you anymore!" "Sorry Sarge." "Music!" "Ok boys. hit it!" "Sorry Sarge." "I know what you old farts are up to." "You're gonna steal treasure" ""from the yanks, right? "" "tell me." "Where's the gold?" "Get lost." ""So, you won't tell me? "" "tell me?" "No." "Gonna tell?" "Not telling?" "tell me?" "No." "Psycho!" "Fuck me dead." "The demons have got me." ""Hey, stop! "" ""If you hit him again, I'II kill you. " "But tell you what, give him "" ""one free shot, and we'II " call it evens..." "Ok?" "Boy's you really kicked ass!" ""Hey, Muay. "" "Don't forget your promise!" "What promise?" "I can't remember!" "You promised to leave me alone if we kicked their asses." "I was only kidding." "You shouldn't take me so seriously." ""Dumb bitch, don't kid with me " I'II smack you one!" "I saw you making eyes at her." "Eyes my ass." "Look at this fucking mess!" ""deal with it, man. " Reminds me of the good old times." ""Right, Tung Kuay? "" ""Yeah, that's right. "" "But something was missing." "Sarge wasn't wearing his red shorts!" ""They're a site to see, aren't they! "" "I'II show you bastards!" "No Sarge!" "Leave Sarge alone!" ""If it wasn't for the red pants, " we'd all be fucked!" "Sarge." "Tung Kuay." ""Mutt, you first. "" ""Fuck, Sarge." "That looks painful. "" "Don't you know anything." "We need to drink each others blood to swear brotherhood." "Get outta here." "It's just an oath." "Not a blood transfusions!" ""Stop bitching, just do it! "" ""Mutt, you first. "" "Come on." "What are you scared of?" "It's just an ant bite." "really?" "Pig's ass...ant bite!" "That'd be one mother fucking ant!" "Come on you cowards." ""If we're loyal to each other, " we'II drink blood together!" "I faint at the site of blood!" "Swearing brotherhood..." "There's another ritual!" "Are there any flowers around here?" ""Yeah, I saw some just before! "" ""Ok, go on. "" "With our honor." "With our honor." "We swear." "We swear." "That we seven." "That we seven." "will be brothers till death." "will be brothers till death." "Watch out for each other." "Watch out for each other." "And be true to our kinship forever." "And be true to our kinship forever." "We swear!" "We swear!" ""Why you smiling, Sarge? "" ""Sarge, "" "you remember?" "There are lots of brotherhood rituals!" ""Sarge, what were those flowers? "" ""Man, he's pissed now! "" "Take a seat!" "What you want me to take my hands outta my pockets?" "I have one rule!" "Whenever I take my hand from my pockets." "Someone's gotta die!" "Here." "kill all seven of them." "What's with the pictures?" ""What is this, an art class? "" ""If you want me to kill them, " you can pick how they'II die." ""String them up..2,000. "" ""Burning tire...3,000 " cost of tire included!" ""Dismemberment, 10 pieces...4,000 "" "Enough..." "I'm gonna be sick." "Can't you just shoot them?" "You sick fuck!" "Stop with the drawings will you." "I've seen someone get shot before!" "We just need to make sure we're clear which way you want them dead." ""For fuck sake, just shoot them " "or blow them up, for all I care! "" "Ok." "Don't worry." "We're professionals!" "But I need a deposit first." "Ok..." "But if you double cross me." "You're all dead!" "You daughter?" "Don't even think about it!" "We...we are Thai...aren't we?" "We...must unite...right everyone?" ""Man, she's got spunk, Sarge! "" "We'II never be America's whipping boy." "We've never been anyone's Iockie." ""Isn't that right, everyone! "" ""Come down, Sangdoa. "" "Go home!" "Sangdoa." "I'm not going." ""Why are you here, Sarge? "" ""Sarge, go easy on her. " She's your only daughter." "Keep put of this will you!" "How's it going Dad?" ""Sangdoa, better get home with your dad " and stay inside for now." "It's not safe out here after nightfall." "And who the hell are you?" "I can look after myself!" "It's none of your business anyway." "That's right!" "Our ideology is very advanced!" ""Me, Mr.Radom is risking life and limb. "" "Not for our generation but for the generations to come." "And you..." "What do you believe in?" "You cavemen wouldn't understand!" "Sarge!" "What's your ideology say a bout my boot up your ass?" "You dope smoking hippie!" "Sangdoa!" ""Let go, Iet go. " "What's wrong, Sangdoa?" "No big deal! "" "No big deal!" "Leave me alone will ya!" "Have another one!" ""Man, she's a feisty bitch. " God that turns me on!" "Short ass." "If you don't leave Sangdoa alone." ""Me, Mr. Radom will be forced to " "kick your ass, understand? "" ""Gees..." "She's a piece of work, " Sangdoa." "Tough like her father!" "Get the fuck outta here." "We're burying mines." "You nuts?" "You'II blow our cover you butthead!" ""Hey, Mutt. "" "Who the fuck..." ""Tung Kuay, Knob! "" "Captain!" ""Man, you must really " be down on you luck." "What's this fucking get up?" ""Boys, this is high fashion. "" ""Here, a hole in your shirt! "" "Keep it down will ya." "And don't call me captain." "I'm undercover." ""No shit, you're undercover! "" ""What the fuck are you doing out here, " Captain?" "Don't call me captain." "You'II blow my cover." ""Everyone, " Captain Ong-Ard is here." "No worries now!" ""Man, who fucking cares out here? " And your disguise is so convincing!" "And what the fuck is this?" "Your feathers falling out?" "He's undercover as well." "Your mumma!" "Stop with the questions already." "Why are you undercover anyway?" "I can't tell you." "It's classified." "classified!" ""Ok, ok, I'II tell you. "" "Army intelligence suspects the yanks are smuggling napalm into" "thailand to bury." "So they sent me to investigate." "That's a crock of shit." "napalm my ass." "You've hit rock bottom." ""It's ok, you can tell us! "" "Don't believe me then!" "How about the others?" ""Tung Kuay, how are they? "" ""Man, it's so good to see you guys. "" "I think of the good old days all the time." ""Man, the battles we fought! "" "Captain." "Rest up will ya." "My mother fucking legs are tired." ""Don't shout, fuck ya. "" ""The Vietcong hear you, " we're all fucked." ""Captain, we've been walking for half " a day and I ain't seen no Vietcong." "No buIIshitting alright?" ""We're fucking lost, right? "" "That's bullshit." "I've been in Nam for 2 stinking years I know this place like the back of my hand." "Let's go!" "Captain!" "Stop!" "What now?" "I ain't stopping!" "I went the wrong way." "please help me!" "And what are you fuckers "doing round here?" "It's classified, Captain. "" "Where you guys going?" "Captain." "You forgot part of your disguise." ""Yeah, I forgot. "" "Where'd you go?" "Sarge." "That's the yank we beat up in the bar!" "Do you scumbags realise you're in deep shit." ""This is a US army convoy, " you dickheads." "Go teach him not to fuck with us." "What the fuck they doing up there?" "I said they should hide." "Didn't you tell them." ""I told them, but they said that you hired " "Fighting Tigers, not Crouching Tigers! "" ""Go get his sorry ass down here, will ya. "" "You wait for my signal." "When I raise my hands like this." "You start shooting." "alright!" ""Fuck, I came down for this. "" "could've just yelled to me." "Dumb fuck!" ""Ok, the job's done. " Pay us so we can get outta here." "Fucking prick!" "hold it right there." "Hands up Hands up or I'II shoot." "Drop your hands." "That's enough!" "Who the fuck you shooting at?" "They're all fucked!" "I want my money!" "You mother fucking idiot." "What do you think this is?" "Fucking world War II?" "Hey cockhead!" "When you hired me you told me to blow them up." "Not shoot them." "You wanted them fucked proper." "So what the fuck you whining about?" "What good are they to me in there?" ""The treasure, the trucks. "" "They're all in there." "Can't you fucking see?" "I ain't paying a cent until you get "them out." "Go on, get in there, fuckwit! "" "How?" "It's all blocked up!" ""You blew it up, for fuck sake. " I don't care if you've got to move every stone by hand." "You get in there and kill the fuckers." "Then you bring out my treasure." ""You crazy fuck, crazy fuck! "" "Fucking fuckwit!" "Crazy fuck!" "almost got me killed!" "There's no gold in there!" "Tanom stiffed us." ""No, there's gold in here for sure. " "Yeah we're rich." "Come on, help me open it. "" "kia." "Let's find a way out." "Where mate?" "Over there..." "Let's go." "You sure?" ""Fuck, it's tighter than a ducks bum! "" "I'm fucked!" ""Man, if I get outta here, " I'm taking my gold and I'II find a woman!" "Yeah well before you go off and get married." "You'd better find a way outta here." "Yeah...you're right." "Tung Kuay." "Give it up." "There's no gold." "Fuck knows what's in there." "I'II reach Nirvana before we find out." ""Yeah, you sex hound monk! "" "Shut the fuck up." "Fuck your father." "Fuck yeah!" "Stop it will ya." "You're busting my chops here!" ""Mind your own business, Poramed. "" ""Don't make fun of my name, dickhead! "" ""well fuck, I didn't choose that name. " You picked it yourself..." "Po-Ra-Med!" "You want a piece of me?" "Bring it on!" "What the fuck you do that for?" "You'II make us all go deaf." "Fuck that was loud!" ""Yeah, I'm fucking deaf now! "" "So what's up?" ""Stop fighting like dogs, you idiots. "" ""We're not dogs, Sarge! "" "Don't argue fuckhead!" "We still have a score to settle." "What do you mean by that?" "You're eying off my daughter you sneaky prick!" ""Sarge, you fucking owe me one! " If I hadn't been there that day" "Sangdoa would have been blown to pieces." ""Sarge, your own daughter " doesn't even love you!" "You've only got yourself and those fucking red pants of yours." ""Mutt, are my red pants " really that bad!" ""Sarge, fuck what Dun says! " Your red pants are fucking great!" "Why don't you pack of pricks vote on it." "Come on." "Take a look." "Look!" "Fuck." "He's lost it!" "See." "You pricks are not for real." "You pack of disloyal pricks." "Sarge!" "Fuck. what's that smell?" "Fuck." "How are you Sarge?" "I've come to visit." "Who the fuck are you?" "I'm Captain Ong-Ard." "You know what the fuck you're doing?" ""Man, I'm the best " "in the business, Captain. "" "careful kia!" ""I'm not worried, you've got " "those red shorts on Fuck ya, kia. "" "I ain't wearing them "on your papa's head, ok? "" "Don't you believe that with "these red shorts on, I'm a deadly shot! "" "Come on Sarge." "They're just shorts for fuck sake." "They've got nothing to do with your shooting." "Take the powder out and wrap it up." "How about that?" "No more bat shit to trample in!" "He's mine!" "Come on Sarge." "They're just shorts for fuck sake." "They've got nothing to do with your shooting." "Sarge!" "Sarge!" ""Fuck, get back. "" "follow me!" ""Quick, run! "" "For fuck sake!" "Watch out!" "Fuck you!" "Let's go!" ""Fuck, you scared the crap outta me! "" "Where are the others?" "We've all split up." "We were gonna meet at the town gates of NewIand." "If we make it!" "Then wait for us there." ""Ok, Sarge, go get reinforcements. "" "Go on then!" "I got kicked out of the force ages ago." "Aw fuck!" "So why you dressed like a cop then?" "I still want to be a cop!" "alright then." "You go and get the real cops then." "Yes Sir!" ""Don't salute, fuck ya. "" "And you take off the uniform too." "They'II fucking bust you." ""Sarge, "" ""Sarge, "" ""Sarge, "" "Where the fuck are you?" "He's out of ammo." "No need to run!" "Fuckwit." "You're fucked now!" ""Dun, Take this. "" "Let's get outta here!" "Let's go." ""Look at you, ya chicken shit. " You make a living fucking people over." "I fuck people over do I?" "What about your father and his co-horts?" "You and your hippie student friends making a ruckus about the war everyday." "You've all got your heads up your asses!" ""And the yanks that are here in thailand, " they're not fucking your fathers are they?" ""Kick them out, kick them out..." "Fuck me. "" "You piss weak do-gooders!" "Fucking crazy!" "The Americans being here "gives people work, gives us a living. "" "Have you ever asked ordinary people whether they want the yanks out?" "It's only you hippies." "You backward thinking hiIIbiIIies!" "Don't you realise the harm to our country?" "Who cares." "I couldn't give a rats ass!" ""Just let me get rich, that's all! "" "Let her go now!" "I ain't letting her go." "Let her go you fuckwit." "There's a gun to my head." "Let her go now!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Drop your guns!" "Drop them!" "Hands up!" "Get over there...hurry!" ""The moustache, the moustache. "" ""Baby, plant one on me! "" ""Stay still, it'II stick. "" "Shit." "Your gonna die clown!" "Sangdoa!" "darling..." "I've missed you so much!" "Muay." "What are you?" "some kinky transvestite?" "darling..." ""Muay, you useless child! "" "Catch him!" ""Tanom." "Let him go, or Muay's dead! "" "Let her go." "She was helping me!" ""Gees Sangdoa, " I was working a plan!" "A plan?" "Don't worry." "Catch me again." "Go on." "Go on!" ""For God's sake, you guys are amateurs. "" ""This time, I'm gonna squash you Iike files " I'm gonna squish you Iike bugs!" "What were you saying?" ""Who's gonna die now, old poof? "" ""darling, please, please. " Let dad go!" "alright." "I'II let you go." "But pay us first or I'II kill you!" ""Akkee, leave him. "" "Check this out." "What's up?" ""help me, I'm being held hostage! "" ""Shut up, you old shit, or I'II kill you. "" ""Akkee, we should go. " Times running out." ""I'II be back to collect, " you old prick." "Let's go." "darling!" "Take me with you please!" ""Muay, come here. " I've had a gutfuII of you!" "What are you doing?" "You won't bother me again!" ""Mr.Akkee, Sir, "" "what are you doing to my daughter?" ""Get out of my face, or I'II kill you! "" "Let her go." "darling!" "Muay." "Two reasons you can't go with me!" "First..." "I hate your dad." "Second..." "I'm Gay!" "Captain" "Fantastic." "Fucking great!" ""Good job, kia. "" "Let's unload." "Then get Sarge and Knob." ""Hungry, Sangdoa? "" ""Knob, what's up? "" "Where's Sarge?" "The Sarge is dead!" "Why..." "Why..." "Dad!" ""No, it can't be. "" ""Dad isn't dead, it can't be. "" "He's not dead." "Muay." "You gotta help dad." "The yanks have take him and everyone in town." "They said if you don't return the truck." "They'II kill dad and everyone else as well." ""Yeah, but your father deserves to die. "" "Yeah." "Why should we help?" "He's a prick!" "Is this the truck my father was to steal?" "Don't you know what you've done?" "You're going to to get the whole town killed!" "Enough is enough!" "No way." "This is evidence." "We can't let them get away with it!" "What evidence?" "Is it worth people dying for?" "Sangdoa." "They're carrying napalm into our homeland and burying it in our backyard!" "I don't care if its evidence." "You can't let all those people die." "We must find a way to help them." ""You're all cowards, the lot of you. " You aren't half the soldiers" "My father told me of." "Where's the bravery he always said you had?" "You suck." "How many have to die?" "Don't you have a duty to protect our people?" "How can you live with yourselves?" "And you call yourselves soldiers!" "I've wasted my time praying for you guys." "I can't believe I had faith in you guys." "Dad didn't die in vain!" ""This truck, along with you guys. "" "should save the people he protected!" "Ok." "But we need weapons." ""Yeah, but where are we going " to find enough firepower?" "Dad's been stockpiling US weapons." "He hasn't sold any yet." "I know where he keeps it too!" "I got you into this mess." "Anyone who doesn't want to go..." "I'II understand!" "It's time we took that oath!" ""We're Thai soldiers, aren't we? "" "Let's kick butts...for the Sarge!" "Here's to brotherhood "with Sarge, forever! "" ""This is for you, Sarge! "" ""Here, Dun. "" ""I'II never forget you, Sarge! "" "To Sarge." ""If I've wronged you, " forgive me Sarge." "Sarge will be avenged!" "What did he say?" "I'm fucked. 8 years in grade 4!" "Moron!" "Go get the truck or he'II kill me!" "Yankee." "Shoot the mother fucker I couldn't give a shit!" ""Listen, listen... "" ""Fuck me, Radom. "" "You can waste that one!" "Wait...the truck is coming!" "Go!" "I'am Bar girl" ""Fuck, What now? "" "help me." ""Let, me go. "" "help me." "Don't shoot!" "Don't shoot!" "Dad!" "Sarge!" ""American Iosers, American Iosers! "" ""Take that, you bastards. "" ""Meet my red shorts, you assholes! "" ""Sarge, you ok? "" "Sarge." ""Sarge, we thouhgt you were fucked! "" "Not yet." "I thought you were dead!" "I gotta get home!" "How the hell you survive?" "It's a Iong story." "You really wanna know?" "Yep!" "You're in no shape to leave yet." "You should rest some more!" "I can't." "My men are in trouble!" ""Here, these are yours. "" "I kept them for you." "Are you a soldier?" "Yes." "Good." "I used to be a soldier too." "What's wrong with your arm?" "An old war wound." "No matter who the enemy is." "If we band together." "We can win!" ""Yeah, but we can't match their fire power. "" "It's been in my family for generations." "Ever since the battle of Bangrajun!" "It's protected our homeland many times before." ""Dun, "" "what do you think of my red shorts now?" "Sarge..." "They are bloody magnificent." ""Yeah, and what else? "" "When you've got them on there's no fucking stopping you!" "Good!" ""When this is over, I'II get you all a pair. "" "Let's go!" ""Sarge, hook it up. "" "Dad!" "There!" ""Here, here. "" ""This way, no that way. "" ""No, this way. "" ""Quick, get the chopper. " Don't let them get away!" "Are you nuts?" "We're not birds you know?" "How the fuck do we get up there?" "I don't care." "Just find a way!" ""Dun, come with me. "" "Fuck yeah!" ""Go to hell, prick! "" "Sarge!" "Fucking yank." "I'II kill you." "Dun." "What are you thinking?" "Now who's gonna fly this thing?" ""We're fucked now, Dun. "" ""Dun, jump with me. "" ""My balls, my balls. "" "Sarge." ""No long after, the Vietnam War was over. " "The trucks and their lethal cargo, "" "were returned to the US Army." "Mother." ""Monk Knob, Monk Knob? "" "The fuck's wrong with your mom?" ""Come on now Knob, "" "You're mothers gone to heaven." "Monk Knob." "What the fuck you crying for?" ""Fuck off, Mutt. "" "You're a scumbag with no-one." "There'II be nobody at your funeral!" "Fuck you." "" Have some respect, the lot of you! "" ""Monk Knob, you too! "" "Today's your mother's funeral." "Have some respect." "Your mother needs merit to go to heaven." "Don't ruin her chances!" "I've often wondered why the Thais cremate and the Chinese bury their dead." "You dumb Chinky." "That's offensive." "We only bury those who cark it by accident." "Knob's mother carked it by accident." "She up and died of shock!" "" If your mom carked it by accident, " she ain't going to heaven then!" ""Yeah, looks like she's going down! "" "Sure." "Pity!" "Don't listen to them Knob." "Have some respect." "You uncuItured heathens!" "Shooting strait today." "Got the red shorts on again?" "You looking for trouble are you?" "No." "And what's with the fucking cigar?" "Sarge..." """ "Yeah, you wanna fight? "" "You can eat my shorts." ""Yeah, choke on them. "" "Dynamite!" "What" "Dynamite!" "Mom." "Hey Knob." "You mom's gone to heaven for sure now!" ""Fuck you, fuck the lot of you! ""