"Hi!" "Welcome to the future." "San Dimas, California, 2688." "And I'm telling you, it's great here." "The air is clean." "The water's clean." "Even the dirt... is clean!" "Bowling averages are way up, Mini-golf scores are way down." "And we have more excellent water slides than any other planet!" "This place is great!" "But it almost wasn't." "You see, 700 years ago... the two great ones..." "ran into a few problems." "I have to travel back in time to help them out." "If I can't keep them on the correct path, our society is in danger." "Don't worry." "It'll make sense." "I'm a professional." "I'm Bill S. Preston Esquire!" "And I'm Ted the..." "Oh wait..." "Bill?" "Bill, here you take it." " OK." "And I'm Ted 'Theodore' Logan." "And we're..." "Wyld Stallyns!" "We blew it!" "Guess we used too much power." "I liked it!" "While I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant," "Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen." "But I do not believe we will get him until we have a triumphant video." "It's pointless to have a video before we have decent instruments!" "How can we have decent instruments, if we don't know how to play?" "That's why we need Eddie Van Halen!" "That's why we need a triumphant video!" "Excellent!" "Uh oh... we're late!" " For what?" "School, dude!" " Oh yeah..." "Bill..." "I'm waiting." "He's dead?" "You're telling me that Napoleon was a short, dead dude." "You totally blew it!" "Ted, stand up!" " Stand up?" "Yes, son, stand up." "Now..." "Who is Joan of Arc?" " Noah's wife?" "Listen, guys:" "Don't forget, tomorrow, final report, 1:30 to 3:30, OK?" "Hey guys?" "Mr. Ryan, before you say anything:" "My colleague, Ted and I wish to express to you our thanks, for everything we've learned here." " What have you learned?" "We've uh..." "We've learned that the world has a great history." "And that great leaders like" "Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc and Socratic Method, the world is full of history!" "I think you've learned that Caesar, is a 'salad dressing dude.'" "You've flunked every section of this class." "Now, unless you get an 'A+' on your oral report, tomorrow," "I have no choice but to flunk you." "You know your topics." "I would at least cover those areas, if you want to pass." "Understand?" " Yes, sir." "OK." "Guys?" "Your report had better be something very special." "What are we supposed to do?" " I'm not sure." "But I do know that Joan of Arc was not Noah's wife." "Then who is Noah's wife?" " I don't know." "I do know that we're in serious trouble." "Listen to this." ""Express to the class how an important historical figure from each of your eras, would view the world of San Dimas, 1988."" "We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted." "Hi, Bill." "Want a ride?" " Sure, Missy." "I mean, Mom." "Your Step-mom's cute!" " Shut up, Ted." "Remember when she was in school with us?" " Shut up, Ted!" "Be right back, as soon as I get my books." "What are you doing home, Dad?" " I'm looking for my keys." "Do you have them?" "No, sir." " I spoke to your principal today." "He said you're failing history." "He also said that if you fail it, you flunk out of school." "You know what that would mean?" "That I would have to go to Oats Military Academy, sir." "I spoke to Colonel Oats this morning." "He's anxious to meet you, Ted." "Dude... we gotta pass, or there's no more band!" " Why?" "My Dad's sending me to military school." "Where?" "Alaska." "It is time." "Your separation is imminent." "Be excellent to each other!" "Party on, dude!" "OK, Ted, George Washington." "One, the father of our country." "Two, born on Presidents' day." "Three, the dollar bill guy." " You made a mushroom with his head?" "Ted, Alaska." "Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick." "That's Captain Ahab, dude." "Remember 'Disney World', the 'Hall of Presidents'?" "Good." "What did he say?" ""Welcome to the Hall of Presidents"." "Hi, I brought you guys some food." "It's your Mom, dude!" "How's it going?" "Bad..." "We will flunk most egregiously tomorrow." "And I'm destined to end up at Oats Military Academy." "And then we'll never start our band." "Good... good..." "What are you studying?" " History." "Mr. Ryan?" "Tell him hi..." " You guys take a dinner break." "Yes, Dad." "Now your Dad is going for it, in your own room!" "Shut up, Ted!" " She is cute though." "Shut up, Ted?" " I asked her to the prom, remember?" "Shut up, Ted!" "1275, 1275." "OK, the lady in the car said that Marco Polo was in 1275." "It's not just a water sport." "I knew it!" "Excuse me." "When did the Mongols rule China?" "I don't know." "I just work here." "You wanna try the Thriftymart?" " Sure." "Not bad!" "Greetings, my excellent friends." "Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?" "Perhaps we can ask them." "Bill S. Preston Esquire." "And Ted 'Theodore' Logan." "Gentlemen, I'm here to help you with your history report." "What?" " How?" "Boy!" "I hate that part!" "What?" " Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." "Dudes, you guys are gonna go back in time!" "You'll have an excellent adventure through history." "Who are you guys?" " We're you, dude!" "No way!" "Yes, way, Ted!" " We know how you feel." "We didn't believe it either when WE said what we're saying." "OK, wait." "If you're really us, what number are we thinking of?" "69, dude!" "We gotta go." " Gotta get back to the report." "Rufus!" "Listen to this dude." "He knows what he's talking about!" "Oh, and Ted, give my love to the princesses!" "Who?" " You'll see!" "Gentlemen, everything alright?" "Ted!" "Don't forget to wind your watch!" "Thanks, Rufus." "Catch you later, Bill and Ted!" "Should we do this?" "We have witnessed much, but nothing as bodacious as this." "Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy." "What if we were lying?" "Why would we lie to ourselves?" "How are you gonna help?" " You gonna call someone?" "We're gonna do a lot more than that!" "Excellent!" "Brace yourselves, amigos!" "Gentlemen... we're history!" "Rufus, where are we, dude?" "These are the circuits of history." "They go to any point in time we wish." "How?" " Modern technology, William." "That was most unprecendented, Rufus!" "But where are we, Rufus?" "Austria, 1805." "The French have just invaded." "Check it out!" "We're right in the middle of a war!" "Amigos, time to depart." "How's it going, dude?" "Now where are we, dude?" "Oh, it's my house." "Rufus, can we go anywhere we want at any time?" "You can do anything you want." "But no matter what happens, you gotta get to that report, OK?" "Alright, Amigos." "That book will give you the number of any place you want to go." "Important:" "Whatever you do, wherever you go, THAT clock in San Dimas is always running." "Got it?" "Alright." "Time for me to go." "What do you mean?" " Aren't you coming with us?" "Gentlemen, you're on your own." "Ted?" " This has been a most unusual day." "It's Napoleon." " Who?" "The short, dead dude from history." "I have an idea." "Grab his legs." "We gotta get him inside." "I think we can pass our report." " How?" "We got one historical figure here." "Maybe we can get some more." "Deacon, you have to watch this guy." "His name is Napoleon." "He is a very famous" "French dude." " We'll collect other figures of history for a report." "While we are gone, don't let him out of your sight." "Here is some money." "Take him to the movies or something." "I... am..." "Bill." "We'll take you back after you tell us what you think of San Dimas." "This is Ted's brother, Deacon." "He'll take care of you." "Ready, Ted?" " Ready, Bill." "Let's go back into history!" "This will be most triumphant!" "I want to speak with you." "Alone please, Bill." "Alright, sit down." "What am I gonna do with you?" "You..." " Great." "You lose my keys." "You fail history." "You and your loser friend plan a band that'll never happen." "Don't leave this house tonight!" "Yes?" " This is deputy Van Halen." "Deputy Van Halen?" "I'm new, dude, uh... sir." "Look, we found your keys." "If you want 'em, you better come and get 'em." "When I'm back, I want you packed and ready to go." "We are in serious trouble!" "My Dad already signed me up." "My plane leaves tomorrow." "Only if we fail, dude!" "No way!" "Okay, we got Sigmund Frood, Beethoven," "Is there one for Western Movement in America, 19th century?" "Well then..." "Let's reach out and touch someone." "How's it going, Old Western?" "This is just like 'Frontier-land'!" " But you can get shot here, Ted." "Just try to act natural." " OK." "Howdy, partner!" "Watch out for the horse crap!" " Thanks, dude!" "Hey, I'm totally thirsty." " Me too." "Two beers, please." "He didn't even card us, dude!" "Yeah, we have to remember this place." "So, who should we take with us?" "Who's he?" " He's Billy the Kid." "He's famous, dude." "Let's bag him." "I need two men." "Who's with me?" "We are, Billy the Kid!" "Here's the deal:" "What I win, I keep." "What you win, I keep." "Sounds good, Mr. The Kid!" "Dude, you gotta have a poker face, like me." "Whoa!" "3 aces!" "What the hell's goin' on, Billy?" "Are you a'cheatin' us, Kid?" "Cheating?" "Me?" "Excellent!" "Look, we're totally weak." "We can't possibly fight you." " However, how would you gentlemen like free passes to 'Waterloops', home of excellent water slides?" " Nice try, dude." "Look!" "It's the Goodyear Blimp!" "I can't believe they fell for it!" "Let's get 'em!" "You guys saved my life!" " No problem." "Where are we going?" " The Golden Age of Civilization." "Where?" " Ancient Greece, dude?" "We'll bring you back after you talk at our report." "What?" "Socrates!" "We know that name!" "Yeah, look him up!" "Under So-crates." "Socrates..." ""The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing."" "That's us, dude!" "Let's bag him!" "How's it going?" "I'm Bill, this is Ted." "We're from the future." "Socrates." "Now what?" "I don't know." "Philosophize with him." "All we are, is dust in the wind, dude." "Dust." "Wind." "Dude." "Let's get outta here, dude." "Not bad, eh, Socrates?" "Where are we, dude?" " England, 15th century." " We're in great shape for our report." "All we need is a speaker from Medieval." " Excellent!" "Billy, you cope with time-travel most easily." "Excuse me." "Do you know where any personages of historical significance are?" "Check it out!" "That must be King Henry's castle." "Let's go, dude!" "Guard the booth, and watch So-crates." "Who should we get for Medieval?" "How about that gnarly old goat-dude?" "I'm in love, dude." "They must be the princesses you told yourself about." "We gotta go." "It's a history report, not a 'babe' report." "Bill, those are historical babes!" "You're the ladies' man." "How we gonna meet them?" "Excellent!" "What?" " These are heavy." ""Heavy Metal"!" "We gotta go find the princesses." "Watch it!" "Who turned out the lights?" "What?" " I'm Darth Ted." "Well, I'm Luke Bill." "And you're not my father!" "Come on!" "I totally conquered you, dude!" " No way!" "Come on!" "I'll never rule the universe with you." "What?" " You don't know how to sword fight." "Search the castle, there might be more." "Get out of here!" "Bogus." "Heinous." "Most non-triumphant!" "Don't be dead, dude." "You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!" "You're alive!" " Yeah!" "I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor." "Fag!" "Dude, you totally bonged that dude in the head!" "He's a total bong-head!" "Boys!" "I can't believe they're here." "How's it going, ladies?" "We saw you in front of the castle." "I am Ted of San Dimas." "And uh..." "I bring you the message of love." "From who?" "From... from myself." "And what is this message?" "Lyrics, dude." "Recite some lyrics." "You beautiful babes from England, for whom we have travelled through time." "Will you go to the Prom with us?" "We will have a most triumphant time!" "Joanna!" "It's father!" " Elizabeth!" "What does he want?" " We have to marry 2 old men today." "No way!" " Will you help us escape?" "Of course, babes!" "How's it going, Royal ugly dudes?" "I am the Earl of Preston." "And I am the Duke of Ted." "Put then in the Iron Maiden." "Iron Maiden?" "Excellent!" "Execute them." "Bogus." "We'll save you, babes!" "Witches!" "Heretics!" "Demons!" "They fell from the sky!" "Heretics!" "They fell out of the sky!" "Off with their heads!" "Bill?" " What?" "Our adventures through time have taken a most serious turn." "Billy!" " So-crates!" "Let's go!" "Guards!" "After them!" "Catch you later, dude!" "Kill them!" "Guards!" "Dial fast, dude." "The number you have dialed is not in service." "Check your directory and try again." "Party on, dude." "OK, I got one." "Let's go." "You guys stay here." "Where are we, dude?" "I don't know." "Sure do play excellent music." " Most outstanding." "It's you." "Yeah... it's us!" "Who are we?" "They want us to say something." "What?" "Make something up." "Be excellent to each other!" "Party on, dude!" "Well, we gotta get back to our report." "We'd take you with us, but it's a history report, not a future report." "Later!" "Later!" "Let's get back and do our report." " Good idea." "Dude, where are we going?" " Dunno." "I think the booth's broke." "We gotta dial San Dimas until we get back." "Behold, behold!" "The Ziggy-Pig, the biggest ice-cream spectacle known to man!" "Eat the pig!" "A stick." "It's ice cream." "You eat it." "It's good." "Ice cream." "Whatever." "Just eat it." "Lo and behold!" "He ate the pig!" "Thus proving that he's a Ziggy Piggy." "What's that?" "I don't know." "Where did we land now?" " Ted..." "It's Sigmund Frood." "How much time we got left?" " Tons." "Why?" "Extra credit, dude!" "How's it going, Frood dude?" "What is this!" "Let go of me!" "What are you doing?" "What is happening?" "Almighty God..." "Welcome on board, Miss Joan of Arc." "My name is Ted, and this is Bill." "Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?" "Say please." "Candygram!" "Yes, what can I..." "We got plenty of time, but no room left!" "Ted, we're out of control!" "Next stop, we gotta figure out what's wrong with the booth." "I got an idea what's wrong." "What?" " The antenna is broken." "Wait!" "My turn." "Cretin!" "Come on, let's ditch him." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Excuse me, sir." "Not so fast, buddy." ""Buddy"?" " You ain't paid!" " "Pay"?" "Pay!" "I don't want to see you around here anymore!" "Do you know who I am?" " Beat it, "Buddy"!" "Idiot!" "Deacon!" "Here is a treat to make our prehistoric pit-stop a bit more enjoyable." "Thank you." "Thanks, guys." "Sure hope this works." "I think it's working, dude!" "Just a little farther..." "I hope." "Hey, that's us!" "We're back in San Dimas!" "Yeah, but not now!" "It's last night!" "Dude?" " What?" "Let's go talk to ourselves." " Excellent!" "What did we say anyway?" " I don't know." "Let's find out." "69, dudes!" "Look dudes, we gotta go." "Rufus!" "Listen to this dude." "He knows what he's talking about." "Right." "And, Ted, give my love to the princesses." "Who?" " You'll see..." "Gentlemen?" "Everything OK?" "Yeah, but how come the number brought us here instead of tomorrow?" "Because it's tomorrow in San Dimas!" "You have to dial one number higher!" "Oh yeah!" "Thanks, Rufus." "You better hurry." "You don't have time." " What?" "We got 10 hours left!" "You got two hours." "Ted, you forgot to wind your watch!" "After you reminded yourself not to." " Well, I'd better remind myself." "Don't forgot to wind your watch!" "Thanks, Rufus!" "Catch you later, Bill and Ted!" "The conversation made more sense this time." "Hey, you're too tall, man..." "Who's the singing maiden?" "She's cute." "It's his mom, dude." "Hi guys!" "Hi Missy." "I mean, mom." "Ms Preston, we'd like you to meet some of... our friends." "This is Dave Beethoven." "You are beautiful, madame." "And uh, Maxine of Arc." "Herman, the Kid." "Bob Genghis Khan." "So-crates..." "Johnson." "Dennis Frood." "And uh..." "Abraham Lincoln." "It's nice to meet you all." "There's sodas in the fridge." "Could you give us a ride?" " Not until you do your chores!" "Done!" "This is San Dimas Mall." "This is where people hang out today." "Watch your step getting off!" "Beethoven, don't get sucked under!" "Everybody remember who your buddy is." "So-crates, watch your robe, dude!" "OK... follow me!" "You got your "Broadway", there's "Sears"." "The stratification of our society is much like Marie Antoinette's:" "The few possess much." "The masses have little but their TV's." "This dichotomy led to a revolution in which Antoinette and her husband were beheaded." "Today, leaders are impeached rather than beheaded." "In her day Marie Antoinette said:" ""Let them eat cake."" "Today, she might say:" ""Let them eat fast-food."" "Enjoy!" " Look around, see what you think." "We'll be back as soon as we find Napoleon, OK?" "We don't have much time." "Yes, but what are we...?" "You ditched Napoleon?" "Do you realize you have stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?" " He was a dick!" "How we gonna find him?" "OK, wait." "If we were one of the greatest generals in history, and in San Dimas," "where would we go?" ""Waterloop"!" "11 children, please." "You OK?" "My God!" "What is that?" "You're holding up the line." "Goodness me!" "Marvellous!" "Fantastic!" "Come on, Napoleon!" "Everybody's waiting for us!" "Why be soft and flabby, when you can be firm and trim?" "You can have a body that cries out "Look at me", "Admire me!"" "With our specialized training, you can attain your dream-figure!" "Let's go ladies!" "You a musician?" "Well here, try this." "What are they doing here?" "Look at his sandals." "Hi." "I'm Billy." "This here is So-crates." "We're from history." "I'm Dr. Freud." "But you may call me Siggy." "Oh my God!" "You seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria." "You are such a geek!" "Way to go, egghead!" "Geek!" "What is a geek?" "Need some help." "Got a live one here." "Thank you." " I need the hat and beard back." "You don't understand, I am Abraham Lincoln." "Yeah, right." "Come on mister." "That's my hat and my beard!" "Keep it up!" "You're looking great!" "Hold it right there!" "Run, quick!" "Excuse me, miss." "Pardon me." "Oh no." "I demand a lawyer!" " Don't get smart." "Let's go!" "No, no, no!" "Mom, can't you go any faster?" "Why do you claim to be Sigmund Freud?" "Why do you claim I'm not?" "Why do you keep asking me these questions?" "Tell me about your mother." "Do you like a couch to lie on?" " No, I don't!" "You're hurting my wrist!" "Alright, what's your name?" "Abraham Lincoln." "L-i-n-c-o-l-n." "I know how to spell Lincoln." "When's your birthday?" "February 12th, 1809." "Everybody's different, but the same." "Things are more moderner than before." "Bigger... and yet smaller." "It's computers..." "San Dimas Highschool football rules!" "I can't believe my dad locked 'em up." "What are we gonna do?" "Ted, go in and talk to your dad." "I'm gonna scope the place out." "Missy, I mean mom, please keep an eye on Napoleon." "Stay!" "Lock him up with the other wackos!" "I am a lawyer!" " Dad!" "You pack your bags." "What?" " You're going to military school." "But dad..." " No, Ted." "Go home and pack your bags now!" "How'd it go?" " Bad." "He's locked 'em all up and won't let 'em out." "Can we get your dad's keys?" "He lost 'em two days ago." "If only we could go back in time and steal them then." "Well, why can't we?" "We don't got time!" " We could do it after the report." "After the report, we'll travel back, steal the keys, and leave them here." "Where?" " I don't know." "Behind that sign?" "That way, they'll be waiting for us." "See?" "We can't forget to do it afterwards, or it won't happen." "But it did happen!" "It was me who stole his keys!" "Exactly." "Come on!" "Mom?" " Yes?" "Please bring the car around back." "Come on." "We got some historical figures to rescue!" "Over and out." "How we gonna get past my dad?" "You got a tape recorder at home?" "Remember to set a timer on it, for 2: 13." "Got it?" "Got it." "What am I gonna say?" "Dad!" "It's you, dude." "I'm over here!" "Dad!" "This way!" "Check it out!" ""Dear Bill and Ted, Good luck on the report today, sincerely, Bill S. Preston Esq." "And Ted 'Theodore' Logan"." "That was nice of us!" " "PS, duck!"" "Excellent work, dude." " Way to go!" "Let's go!" "Hurry!" "We're gonna have to work together, so get down to the car." "Against the wall, single file!" "Hurry up, Billy!" " How do we get outta here?" "Over here, dad, down here." "Way to go, you stalled him." " What else do I say?" "And now, opening for 'lron Maiden', 'Wyld Stallyns'!" "Get your leg up, Billy." " Ted!" "What the hell are you doing?" " Remember a trash can." "Trash can?" "What?" "Get this thing off me!" "Sorry, dad, we gotta go pass our history report." "By the way, I found your keys." "Take this thing off me!" "Ted!" "So I think that Abraham Lincoln would be impressed with San Dimas." "I know I am." "Down the hall, to your left." "Quiet." "I'm sure I speak for Mr Ward and Mrs. Rowe when I say that your reports were entertaining and informative." "It seems we're one report short today, so we'll leave a bit early." "Thank you for your hard work." "Hello San Dimas!" "Please welcome the final report of this afternoon." "From throughout history some of the greatest people who ever lived, in their 1988 World Tour!" "How's it going?" "I'm Billy the Kid." "Put your hands together" "for my good friends" "Bill S. Preston Esquire and Ted 'Theodore' Logan!" "Hello, San Dimas High!" "Mr. Ryan, distinguished classmates, teachers, babes." "Our first speaker is born in the year..." " Long time, no see!" "470, B. C." "Then, much of the world looked like the cover of "Houses of The Holy"." "We were there." "There were many steps and columns." "It was most tranquil." "He is known as the 'Father of Modern Thought'." "He was the teacher of Plato, who was the teacher of Aristotle." "Unlike Ozzie Osborne, who was always accused of corruption of the young." "Since he speaks no English, Ted will interpret for him." "Please welcome, to tell us what he thinks of San Dimas, the most bodacious philosophizer in ancient Greece," "Socrates!" "...totally out of control." "I know where he gets it from." "You and your wife should show discipline, Bill is a bad influence." "Discipline is the key?" " Yes." "He's going to military school." "...loves you best." "In all the world..." "What are they doing?" "He also loves baseball!" "Therefore, Ted's father's own fear of failure makes him see his son as the embodiment of all of his deepest anxieties about himself." "Hence his aggression transference onto Ted." "Are you OK, Ted?" "Thank you very much Sigmund Freud!" "No, I just got a minor oedipal complex." "It is a pleasure to introduce a gentleman we picked up in Mongolia, in the year 1269." "Please welcome the very excellent barbarian," "Mr. Genghis Khan!" "700 years ago he totally ravaged China." "And two hours ago totally ravaged Oshman's sporting goods!" "A most bodacious soldier and general, Miss of Arc rousted the English from France and then she turned this dude, Gaupain into a king!" "All this by the time she was 17!" "...with my waterslide." "The music of Ludwig von Beethoven." "Genghis enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar-rush." "He also loves billiards." "Beethoven's favourite works include Mozart's 'Requiem'," "Handel's 'Messiah', and Bon Jovi's 'Slippery when Wet'!" "To improve her army's condition," "Joan of Arc plans on instituting a full-scale aerobics program." "I don't think it's gonna work." "Triumph Napoleon!" "He loves..." "He loves San Dimas!" "And now for our last speaker, one of the greatest presidents in American history," "Mr. Abraham Lincoln!" "Fourscore and seven minutes ago, we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure." "Conceived by our new friends," "Bill... and Ted." "These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time," "just as it's true today:" "Be excellent to each other!" "And..." "Party on, dudes!" "No way!" "Thank you, San Dimas High!" "We want more!" "Intro!" "I'm Bill S. Preston Esquire." "What's up, Ted?" "We travelled through time." "Met great leaders." "We got an A+ on our history report and look at us." "Nothing's different." "It's time we get Eddie Van Halen." "We should learn how to play." "Maybe you're right." "Hello again, my excellent friends!" "Congratulations on passing your history report." "Rufus!" "Babes!" "We looked all over England for you." "Where did you get those clothes?" "Rufus introduced us to the mall." "And something called credit cards." "I got them out of England, just before their wedding." "Way to go, Rufus!" "How can we ever thank you?" "Well, you can start by signing this for my kids." "Why?" " They're big fans of yours." " What?" "Everyone is!" "Your music became the foundation of our whole society." "No way!" "Yes way!" "I believe you were there." "That futuristic place with the dome?" "And the totally excellent music." "They worshipped us there, Rufus." " I know." "That's why I was sent to make sure you passed your history report." "If you guys were separated, it would have been disastrous." "Your music will help put an end to war and poverty." "It will align the planets and bring universal harmony and meaningful contact with all life, from aliens to household pets." "And... it's excellent for dancing." "Have the ladies sign as well." "Afer all, they are in the band." " They are?" "Excellent!" "Where are you going, Rufus?" "I got a surprise for you." "Here..." "To help you start your new band." "Thanks, Rufus!" " I have just one further humble request." "If I might be honored to jam with you." " Do you know how to play, Rufus?" "I play a little." "Most outstanding, Rufus!" " Let's jam!" "Bill, my friend?" " Yes, Ted my friend?" "This has been an excellent adventure!" "They do get better." "Subtitles Jeffrey A. McGuire"