"What are you doing Jeremy?" "What's it look like I'm doing Kyle?" "Rockin' out!" "I am the Pwnage, bitches!" "Pure Pwnage" "So, Jeremy, what is this anyway?" "It's this uh.." "..some kind of new game this company sent me today." "It's kind of like.. uh.." ".. push the buttons on this big controller when the lights come at you?" "I guess it's kind of like playing music." "Cool!" "Are those drums?" "Can I like play along with you?" "uh.. yeah.. they're drums.." "...but.. no, you can't." "Why not?" "Cause, Kyle, this is like a game.. and.. you're kyle !" "Well, I'm a musician and I play the real drums, so playing these drums shouldn't be too hard." "Sure, Kyle.." "Okay fine, you can play your plastic band games by yourself, have fun." "Kyle, can I take a break in peace!" "?" "I've been working like all morning." "Oh yeah, you've been working all morning..." "Well, first of all, you got up at 2!" "And second, all you've done since you got up was play Call of Duty!" "Well.." "One, Kyle.." "Morning is like relativity.. okay?" "Kind of depends on when you get up." "And two," "Like.." "COD4 is my job!" "Oh, COD4 is your job is it?" "Jeremy, working at a grocery store is your job.." "No, Kyle, that's my part time job... okay?" "I've got like, multiple sources of income" "No way!" "Is this a microphone?" "No?" "You know kyle, like.." "I've been having a lot more fun at these LAN tournaments than I expected." "Because at home, if you pwn a noob, you just kind of get to laugh to yourself." "Right?" "But.." "..at a lan party you can point at him and laugh right in his face, you know?" "Or if a noob is all QQing about lags, or hacks, or something, you can like.." "..point at him and like laugh right in his face!" "There's like so many more possibilities, you know?" "Yeah, there's also the possibilities that you're going to get punched in your face..." "Oh, come on, Kyle, that's not going to happen!" "There's something called sportsmanship!" "Hey, Jeremy!" "Hey, Steve!" "What game was it this time?" "Let's see, that was COD4 think that was Smash Bros. That was CS." "This was uh... that was Starcraft!" "... and that was, uh..." "Can't remember that one..." "Wasn't that one from playing DDR?" "DDR?" "No!" "I wouldn't play that..." "Kyle, could you like not mention this to teh_masterer?" "He doesn't really like me doing this kind of stuff..." "Yeah, I'll be sure to not bring it up next time we are hanging out having beers together..." "Yeah, I can get you breakfast today, Kyle!" "You can get mine tomorrow!" "Why would I buy you breakfast tomorrow you still owe me like 5 breakfasts!" "Well, cause, you know... tomorrow's like..." "You know, it's.." "Are you ready to order?" "Yeah, can I get like a #1 with bacon and, uh.. wheat toast.. um.. eggs done like over medium" "Anything else?" "Yeah, get me like a big orange juice too, like the biggest you got... and two more sides of bacon, and uh.." "I guess it's kind of cold outside.. so hot chocolate too!" "Jeremy, do you remember what happened to all the hair money?" "Yeah, I think I spent it, Kyle." "Yeah, but what did you spend it on?" "I don't know, why do I care Kyle?" "It's gone!" "Jeremy, you're going to have to learn about money management one of these days..." "Uh.." "I'll go get a napkin... don't worry..." "Okay, Jeremy, you could have least used a five." "Yeah, I guess..." "You ever heard the expression, "A fool and his money are soon parted" ?" "You ever heard the expression, "I made more money than you today, Kyle" ?" "So Jeremy, what are you going to do now?" "I don't know, think I might go to T-Bag's, like, pump some iron, you know?" "Gotta work on these pythons!" "What are you gunna do?" "I was gunna follow you around and film you!" "Okay..." "Dude!" "You rock!" "I pwn noobs!" "What?" "Man..." "I'm so tired!" "So tired!" "I went out last night." "It was like me, snoop, went to the club." "I was like grinding up with a girl here, there was another girl grinding up on my leg here, one leg grinding up on my neck over here.." "just grinding up right here, but it felt good." "And we're like grabbing them and there was like booties and like bums and like..." "You know, because there's booties and bums, right?" "There's different sizes and..." "I think I got like a tit in the face by one of the chicks." "Yeah.. yeah.." "I think I got knocked out by a girl with a tit..." "Man, you should have been there, you should have been there..." "It was live!" "It was crazy!" "It was crazy!" "It was a live night!" "Live!" "Aw man!" "Yeah..." "What did you do?" "Aww pfft, well I mean like, Dave came over, right?" "You know, Dave's so crazy, like, makes all this food, but there's just the two of us, we gotta like eat it all ourselves!" "and then, uh.. and then.. we just started partying like real hard..." "like we totally partied..." "like all night." "Yeah..." "Totally..." "And then... uh.." "like I just.." "I just got up because I was so tired... cause we like, you know, like partied so hard..." "Crazy..." "Jeremy, man..." "I gotta talk to you about Doug..." "I know that you guys have like past beefs and whatever... but but Doug is... he's a cool guy man..." "He's a cool... he's a fun dude!" "Like, last week we were cracking jokes and everything." "We were like let's get some grub, let's get something to eat, right?" "Then, all of a sudden, he just stops and he hears something!" "And, I'm like: "Wha.." "What?"" "And then he like jumps and does like about like 10 backflips in the snow and shit" "I'm like: "What's this guy doing!" "?"" "I'm like laughing there and people are like: "What's wrong with this guy?"" "And he's like:" ""GET DOWN!"" ""GET DOWN!" "GET DOWN!" "GET DOWN!"" "And I'm like: "Yo, Doug!" "What.. the fuck is wrong with you?", right?" "And there's people like looking around like: "What is going on with this guy?"" "It was like "Saving Private Ryan" "GET DOWN!"" "Like some "Apocalypse Now" shit!" "with like... snowflakes and shit!" "Doug is off the chain!" "He's off the chain, man." "You gotta love doug, ya gotta love doug!" "Like yesterday, right?" "We're playing COD4" "Doug.. he.. never.. dies.." "Never fucking dies!" "So, we're playing, right?" "and then like 3 hours into the game, he gets sniped!" "Sniped!" "And he goes ballistic!" "And he's trying to keep his cool... but..." "Motherfucker gets spawnfragged!" "Takes my guitar, and smashes the shit out of my xbox!" "Smashed your xbox!" "?" "What are you gunna use to trian?" "Like... that's not funny!" "What do you mean!" "?" "I'll just call up bill for another xbox!" ""Hey Bill, get me an xbox!" "Alright!"" "It's all about sponsors, baby!" "Right, Jag!" "?" "Sponsors, yo!" "Mmhmm" "Man, you wouldn't believe the free shit that I get!" "I'm telling ya man!" "You wanna big screen TV?" "I'll get you a big screen TV!" "I'll get you one by 4 o'clock!" "But, you need to talk to people!" "I don't know why you got no sponsors!" "Yeah..." "Yeah, man!" "Why don't I have sponors, like i could use those..." "Yeah!" "I like free stuff..." "Mhmm" "Ya gotta stop messing around with all these different games you're playing!" "Well..." "If one wants to truly pwn, you know, one must pwn at all games!" "What kind of Dumbass told you that!" "?" "You gotta find one game!" "You find one game, and you stick to it!" "That's how you make the loot, man!" "Get your ass out of the basement and into the real world..." "You got mad skills, now go make mad money!" "Yeah, I guess..." "Oh by the way man, I got your Mario Kart there..." "YO!" "YO!" "YO!" "What in the name of shit are you doing!" "?" "I have reputation to hold!" "Damn..." "It's "T-Bag", not "T-Fag"!" "Oh, like tomorrow night, are ya doing something?" "You wanna come by?" "Oh uhh, you know what?" "I can't." "I got..." "I got plans." "Okay that's cool..." "Yeah, sorry..." "You know maybe he's like right, Kyle..." "like..." "I don't know what the masterer has against making money anyways, you know?" "Always talking about purity, and gaming, and stuff..." "Well, you know, a guy's gotta eat!" "You know?" "Have lots of luxuries!" "Gotta make some money, Kyle, it's time for me to get focused!" "Okay so what happened to focusing!" "?" "Gunna focus in a bit, Kyle, you know?" "I had a long day..." "I just wanna take a break and chill with my guitar for a bit before I start gaming, you know?" "Jeremy, you are playing a game, what are you talking about?" "No Kyle..." "this is music!" "Oh yeah, that's music?" "Jeremy, music is an art form it is about creating something!" "Kyle, I'm about to create the world's top score if you can STFU for like one second!" "So what happened to all this money making business?" "I can't imagine there are any tournaments for this game!" "Kyle, nobody makes money playing music!" "Just something you do for the love, Kyle!" "Way to go Kyle!" "Now I gotta do it again!" "Okay, whatever, Jermey!" "How 'bout you just make sure that you come up with your half of the rent money next month!" "K fine!" "I'll train some COD4, only for like half an hour gotta go to bed soon, gotta work at the grocery store tomorrow!" "Ahh, he got Jackson!" "Ahh, he got Thompson, too!" "Oh no, Murphy!" "Gotta find Jeremy!" "Gotta find Jeremy!" "She's like: "Jeremy, I've been in the crouch position like all day, maybe it's time we went prone!" And I'm like: "Okay, I'm a nice guy..."" "Jeremy!" "Jeremy, Jeremy!" "There's... there's a maniac out there!" "He.. he's shooting everyone in the head!" "We gotta go, we gotta change servers!" "We gotta get out of here!" "Well, I'm kind of telling a story here, and I'm kind of like at the best part." "So if you could STFU that would be cool." "Jeremy, we are going.. to.. die!" "We need.. to leave!" "Well, noob, noob..." "you're with Jeremy now!" "Come on, no ones gunna die!" "LOL!" "So anyways, so she's all like: "Can we get down in the prone position and I'm like sure I'll get right down in there, you know, cause..."" "Uhh, Jeremy, shouldn't we go kill that guy?" "Yeah, okay, fine, yeah, I'll go kill the guy, okay!" "?" "You just, just stay here..." "Okay, yeah!" "I'll stay here!" "Yes..." "Someone's gotta guard this uh.. flaming.. barrel..." "Pwnerer!" "Come out to play!" "YEAH!" "Oh, I know you're in there!" "Where ya hidin'?" "Where ya hidin'?" "Okay.. uh.." "I'm in pain now..." "Ya, kind of, oww, hurts a bit there..." "Dude this really sucks!" "I got like one hit point left!" "Ya, me too, I got like two hit points..." "Now some noob is going to come along and grab both our kills!" "Ya, I know, both sitting here like a couple noobs on the ground, you know?" "Dieing is kind of gay, it's just a lot more fun being alive, you know?" "Don't ya think?" "Doug?" "Doug!" "?" "Oh no.." "Oh no!" "You're dead!" "Doug, I didn't want it to be this way, Doug!" "You're my best friend, why are we on opposite teams!" "?" "I don't even know how it happened, Doug..." "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry about the Tagi stuff, I'm sorry for ignoring you, I'm sorry for making fun of your ping, you know?" "If I could go back I would change it, I really would Doug!" "It wasn't supposed to be like this!" "We're supposed to win together, Doug, both of us!" "Dude, I respawned like five minutes ago!" "Oh!" "Should I switch teams?" "I can go marines!" "Or do you want me to switch?" "Unless you wanna come opfor?" "Well, we should probably play on the same team anyway, man we'd be unstoppable!" "Oh, we are going to pwn this server!" "One, two, three" "On three" "Okay" "Shut the fuck up!" "Surprise!" "Happy Birthday!" "You guys remembered?" "I didn't even remember, to be honest!" "Like, I just totally forgot!" "like.." "Alright, it's time for presents now!" "I know how excited you are for brawl..." "So I imported some Japaneese Gamecube controllers!" "That's so cool!" "So what did you get me?" "Well, I don't know..." "let me see..." "Tastes like your favorite cookies!" "My favorite cookies?" "Dave, these are really good!" "You're crazy Dave!" "These are the best cookies ever!" "Shiiit" "Okay, my turn!" "Okay" "Oh!" "It's.... something?" "I got you a Pat Metheny DVD Ohh..." "Since you're into guitar and stuff you'd wanna watch..." "Oh, yeah, it's like a new Rock Band tra.. song, guys!" "Oh" "Alright" "Oooh Interesting!" "No, It's actually the "Speaking of Now Tour" Pat Metheny Group" "Oh" "Okay" "Ohh" "Oh, I like watch that?" "Oh, that's cool, thanks Kyle!" "Thanks Kyle!" "Interesting!" "Alright Birhday Boy!" "Here's a gift!" "Enjoy it!" "Sponsors man!" "I just made a phone call!" "Hey dude!" "I'm taking off man, it's late..." "Oh ya, for sure!" "Happy Birthday man!" "Ya, man, thanks for coming, the cookies man!" "Bye Dave!" "See ya later!" "Have a good day man!" "Bye nice to meet you!" "You too, take care!" "You know what?" "I think I better go too..." "Oh.." "Yeah I have to head out." "I'm sorry I have to get up early tomorrow morning I really need to get a good nights sleep." "You could sleep here..." "I know but I, um..." "I have a study group and I promised that I'd meet them tomorrow." "So..." "I just, I should probably go..." "Okay" "But I'll come back tomorrow and give you the rest of your present then..." "Okay, ya, that's cool" "Okay Okay" "Cool" "I'll see you tomorrow" "Bye, Happy Birthday..." "That was kind of weird, wasn't it?" "Ah, you know, she's got school and stuff..." "Well, I just mean the way she left, wasn't that kind of sudden?" "Like on your birthday, you know, you'd think she stick around..." "Well, I guess it's imporant, you know..." "She's got other people relying on her and stuff, you know, I guess..." "*Knock Knock*" "I knew she was going to come back, I mean, It's like my birthday, right?" "Sup?" "Sup?" "Is everyone gone... or?" "Umm... yeah, it's just me and Kyle" "Hey, I've been thinking..." "I've been thinking too..." "Well, I mean... or her -you, and like about me Well yeah, and it's... just you know?" "right?" "like you know?" "Is it cool, can I like come in, or uh...?" "Yeah, okay, ya..." "Hey Kyle, what's up?" "Wanna...." "Play some COD4, or...?" "Yeah!" "You going to run?" "Unstoppable man!" "Dude, dude, dude, sniper second floor, sniper second floor!" "Flashed him!" "BOOM HEADSHOT BABY YEAH!" "So, what did you guys end up doing last night?" "Oh.. well nothing special really, I just kind of.. bummed around.. and put in Kyle's movie.. fell asleep..." "Yeah, can I get two large Pepperoni?" "I don't know, some greenhouse..."