"Hey... hey." "Come here." "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "Come back over here." "No." "Why not?" "Just because." "I don't have to have a reason." "Maybe I want to sit and watch the ducks more." "Hey, ducks don't swim at night." "They're headlights short circuit in the water." "Come on." "Give me a kiss." "Not here." "All right." "All of a sudden the car's not good enough anymore." " Is that it?" " No!" "Well, look." "I can't afford another motel room." "We spent all my money." "On beer." "You were happy enough to drink your share." "I just don't like it here." "I don't feel right." "Could we at least put the top up?" "Do I ever deny you anything?" "Can't we go somewhere else?" "Somewhere more private?" "Why?" "The campus cops know not to bother any car with a school sticker on it." "I mean, they'd rather have us parking on campus than on some deserted road." "I love you." "Do you love me?" "Do you love me?" "Hey, I'm out with you, aren't I?" "Yeah, but you've been out with lots of girls, and you didn't love all of them." "Well that was different." "Yeah, but do you love me?" "Of course, I do." "Shhh." "What was that?" "I heard something?" "Yeah, it was me breathing in your ear." "No, really, I heard something." "So what." "It was the ducks." "Sometimes they like to come up and terrorize the people parking." "You're obnoxious." "There's not another girl on earth who would put up with your garbage." "Give me another kiss." "Did you feel that?" "The car moved." "Someone's out there." "Yeah, it's probably some of the guys on the team." "Just jealous of their quarterback." "Always some wise guy around here." "Just ignore them." "Let 'em find their own girl." "All right!" "Cut it out!" "Leave us alone!" "Can't we go someplace else, please?" "No." "I'm not gonna be scared off by a bunch of frustrated jocks!" "I tell you what I will do." "I'll get out and beat some manners into them!" "No!" "No!" "Don't do that." "It won't solve anything." "Take me someplace else, and I'll make it up to you." "I'll make you glad you did." "What's that?" "All right, that's it!" "What the hell?" "We're out of here!" "Oh!" "I meant to study for this exam." "I really was gonna read the last two chapters, but that boy from Old Dominion he is so sexy!" "I know what you mean." "Gary was going to help me study last night." "We got to talking and then we finally got a little side tracked." "And then the first thing you know it's morning!" "I didn't have anything to wear, so I had to borrow this from Kathy." "I hate history anyway!" "It's so boring!" " Hi." " Oh, hi." " You ready for this?" " I guess." "Are you?" "Oh, hardly." "I only know about half of it, and that's the easy half." "I mean, what do I have to take chemistry for anyway?" " I'm going into advertising." " Yeah, I know." "Well, that is a problem with education." "They do keep trying to teach you all that stuff." "Yeah, like chemistry." "I hate chemistry." "I mean, chemistry hates me." "It's that simple." "Come on." "It's really not that bad." "It's easy for you to say, but I have to make an 82 on this exam to pass the course." "And if I don't pass the course, my parents stop making the payments on my car." "I mean, this is serious." "An 82 or else I have to walk." "This is war." "Well, you can't just give up." "You have to try to..." "Oh, just stop before you tell me that quitters never win." "I do not want to hear that because I'm a winner." " Not to worry." " Hey, guys." "Wait up!" "Did you hear what happened at March College?" " Hi, Radish." " Hi." "No." "What happened at March College?" "Another football recruiting scandal?" "No." "Better." "A mass murderer." "Two kids were snuffed while parking at the lake." " Oh, how horrible." " I know." " That's awful!" " You call that a mass murderer?" "Two lousy people?" "I call that a piker." "Well, it's a small school." "You have to enter that into the equation." "And it was particularly brutal, a real spectacle at least on a local scale." "Sure, it's nothing in a big city, but in a rural area, you have to take what you can get." "You two are so morbid." "Oh, you're beyond that." "And to top it all off, the guy was their first string quarterback." " You know, I think that we..." " Now you're talking." "You know, we might be able to take 'em this year." "Yeah." "Remember me telling you about those students that got it up in Vermont?" " I don't want to..." " This could be the same guy." "Oh, gag." "Oh, come on." "Let's change the subject to something a little less drastic." "Well, like the test." "Personally, I'd like to talk about something cheery like homicidal maniacs, anything but chemistry." "You're kidding?" "This is real crypt stuff." "Chemistry for morons." "No offense." "Speaking of morons..." "Don't be late, "braino"." "Please take a seat in every other row." "Leave an empty desk between you." "I don't want anyone sharing your answers with you." "I get enough long answers without a lot of unnecessary duplication." "What do you care?" "You don't even grade 'em yourself anyway?" "It's a moral responsibility I have for you, my friend." "After the examination, I'll explain the term morality to you." "Never mind." "Oh, I'd love to go on talking like this, but I must warn you." "Your quiz isn't getting any shorter, and your examination period is." "Then let us at it." "I should remind you you're on the modified honor system." "I'll be leaving the room, and the grading assistants will be watching you." "And they are both frustrated Nazis." "And if they observe any cheating, they have been instructed to alert a highly skilled sniper that I've placed in the Williams Tower." "He was a gun bearer for the eagle scout down in Texas." "You mean Charles Whitman, one of my favorites." "And he's anxious to bag a few students on his own." "Are there any questions?" "He was a real craftsman, an excellent shot." "And he played it out to the bitter end." "This guy was dropping people from blocks..." "I hate to interrupt you on such a lovely note." "But back to business." "Hey!" "This ain't the test I been studying." "Well, if you're gonna buy tests, you might as well buy them from somebody who's in the know." "I'm perfectly willing to be bought if the price is right." "Good luck." "Oh, and don't worry." "I took the test, and I only missed three." "Have a nice holiday." "And I'll be seeing many of you back here next semester in remedial chemistry." "All right." "Everybody settle down and get to work." "I think you've got enough problems there in front of you without having to worry about running out of time." "When you finish, give your paper to one of us and then you may leave quietly." " Hello, Lisa." " Hi." " Ready to end the semester?" " Yeah." "I've just about OD'd on the small town lark." "I'm really ready for bright lights for awhile." "I remember when I wanted that too." "A little booze, boogie and then puke your guts out." "That's fun." "I'm not so sure you're too much beyond that now." "Well, that's the nicest thing anyone said to me in a long time." "Those kids they hate taking chemistry." "At least it's new to them." "For me, it's the same old thing year in, year out." "And then if I do get them to understand and they graduate, then I have to start all over again." "Then why don't ya leave?" "Because I love the sweet young girls that throw themselves at me." "Why pull down the shades?" "There's nobody left on campus that we're fooling." "You don't think I'll kiss and tell, do you?" "No." "But I do." "I don't care who knows around here." "But if that red-headed wife of mine ever finds out," "I'm dead." "So, how about a little night cap tonight?" "Oh, I don't know." "It's your last chance for some nice firm flesh for awhile." "I leave in the morning for the big city, and you're gonna be left with nothing but that sagging old wife of yours." "She must be almost 30 by now?" "Hey, wait a minute." "You're talking about the woman that I..." "Well, mother of my guppies?" "Uh-huh, and you love it." "So, it's tonight or who knows when, hot shot." "How about here and now?" "Uh-uh." "Sorry." "This is final examination week." "Pop quizzes just won't do." "Tonight, meet me in my rehearsal room." "And we'll go upstairs to the art studio." "Art in the dark can be very tactile." "Yeah, I like it." "Studying form and texture." "Oh!" "I can't help it." "I'm brilliant." "And I can't help it because I'm offensive." "I got better things to do." "I'd like an A, please." "Oh!" "Coach!" "You weren't ready, Wildman." "One of these days you are gonna get yours." "Uh-uh." "You see, I'll be ready." "That's why I'm the teacher, and you're just a student." " Hi, Coach." " Hey, Radish." "When you gonna do your equipment inventory?" "You know we've got a lot of our good stuff checked out that didn't come back in yet." "Well, I was planning..." "Well, ya see, we don't get much in the way of athletes around here." "And I got to take a little pride in somethin'." "You don't think some of the guys are sneaking off to try and get in shape, do ya?" "They're not stealing the weights, running the tracks at night like they could be." "But now if everybody did that, see I wouldn't have no job." "Wouldn't be nobody around here for me to holler at." "Oh, look Coach." "I got to go." "I'll talk to ya later." "I'll get on that inventory, Coach, right away." "I got one more exam, but it's under control." "See ya later." "Hi, guys." "Hey, you two look like you're never coming back." "Well, it really depends on our grades." "You never know." " Have a good break." " Yeah, y'all too." " Yeah." "You too." " Bye bye." "Oh my God!" "Look out!" "I can't believe it!" "What in the world is going on out there?" "Lisa!" "Look!" "Operator!" "This is an emergency!" "Get me the Sheriff!" "This is Lanier College calling." "There's been a multiple shooting on the campus quadrangle!" "Listen!" "Several students have been shot and kidnapped in a brown van!" "You've got to get out here!" "It's happening!" "The psychopaths are here!" "Did you see that?" "It was horrible!" "They shot at us!" "It was murder!" "Cold-blooded murder and kidnapping!" "I almost got killed and some other people were shot!" "How can you be laughing?" "Didn't you see what happened?" "Yes, I saw it!" "But I also saw that the van had a Gamma fraternity sticker on the back window!" "Oh." "All right!" "All right!" "The Alpha Gamma strikes again!" "What are Gammas?" "What are Gammas?" "Boy, they sure did fool me." "I should've known it was a fraternity prank." "Well, I wouldn't have known either until I saw Wildman's van." "It wasn't very smart." "Neither is Wildman." "I don't know what looks the least dangerous today." "Me either." "You know, I've never seen this place so empty before." "I wonder if everybody else knows something that we don't." "Yeah, they know better then to have exams on the last day." "Everybody's gone home." "I can't wait!" "One lousy recital, and I'm off, too." "Can't wait to see some new faces." "Eat in a real restaurant." "Hear some live music." "You want to sit here?" "Sure." "Uh-oh." "Look who's coming." "Hello, gorgeous." "I think this one's for you." "Say, did you girls go to the shooting today?" "Very funny." "Were you responsible for that little display outside?" "You're the leader of all that rabble." "Not me." "I was at the chemistry test, remember?" "Uh-huh." " The perfect alibi." " Oh." "Say, by the way, when are we going on that midnight ride?" "Well, hey big boy." "How about never?" "Well, everyone likes to ride in my car, but what's the matter with you?" " Not a thing." " Well, hi Janet." "For me, it's not my first time in a fast car." "I can't believe y'all did that this afternoon." "No wonder the Gamma House is always on probation." "Hello, pledge." "Hello, sir." "You know, I've been looking for you." "There's some special duties that need to be assigned." "I'm really up against the wall tomorrow at psych exam." "We can do it later, can't we?" "Are you refusing the small request of a brother?" "No, sir." "Did I hear you right, pledge?" "Let's step outside." "He probably needs his car waxed." "Well, I hope they don't bother Gary." "He's very sensitive." "When are you going to realize you don't have to fall in love with somebody just to get a kiss?" "So, the prank went really well, huh?" "Sure, yeah." "I mean it worked out really well, I didn't it?" "Absolutely." "Right on schedule." "You know, it was a great idea, sir." "Not only a great idea." "It was a great diversion, and I made my 82." "Great diversion." "You know something?" "I've got another great idea." "You might be ready for the big league." "Initiation?" "No, well..." "Well, I'm proud to be a Gamma pledge, sir." "I mean, we're the best on campus." "That's what I like to hear." "Look, each semester, one pledge is chosen to perform the solemn duty." "Yeah?" "And this semester, you've been chosen, pledge." " That's good, isn't it?" " Ls it good?" "It's excellent!" "Look, I want you to break into Dr. Mahern's office and steal tomorrow's test for me." "You've got to be kidding me, right?" " No." " I mean, I'm not crazy, sir." "I could get kicked out of school for doing that." "We all do it, pledge." "We've done it." "But this time, it's your turn." "I can't do that, sir." "Hey, Gammas!" "That was great!" "What a stunt!" "Yeah!" "We were great!" "Weren't we?" "Wildman." "We've got a little problem." "This pledge doesn't want to steal the exam for us." "Oh!" "Does he want his brothers to have to study?" " It's not that, Wildman." " Pledge, pledge." "I want that test by 9:00 tonight." "All you have to do is jump over the door, and you're out in 30 seconds." "I don't know if it's gonna be that easy." "Oh pledge!" "Listen, listen." "You think about it." "And I think you're gonna find out that it's real easy." "Bye." "He'll do it." "Oh, like a maniac." "Let's go." "I should've had a salad instead of this spaghetti." "Well, why didn't you?" "Hi." " Well?" " What?" "What did he want?" "It's fraternity business." "I can't tell you." "Another secret?" "I hate all these silly secrets!" "I know you do, Janet, but it's a lot of fun." "Well, do you think it's much fun for me to sit here and eat lunch without you?" "No, of course not." "Well, it isn't like it's the first time, Gary." "Yeah, I know." "And I'm sorry." "It's okay." "Uh-oh." "Time to go." "You want to hear a secret?" "What?" "I don't want to tell you in here in front of all these people, silly." "Well, I got to go study." "I'll see you guys later." "Oh!" "Excuse me." "I'm sorry." "It's okay." "All right." "What's going on out here?" "We was told there was a shooting." "Multiple shootings at that." "We better find a multiple shooting or somebody is gonna wish that a multiple shooting was all the troubles he had." "Now, who called?" "There seems to have been a misunderstanding, Sheriff." "We've all been the victim of a harmless college prank." "You call me?" "We got all our calls on tape so you might as well admit it." "I didn't deny that I called you." "I thought it was real." "It could've been." "I mean, senseless murders are a modern phenomena." "Can I help it if people are crazy?" "These type of murders happen all the time." "Oh, they happen, but not in my county." "And not on my supper time." "Suppose you tell me about it." "Well, a group of masked perpetrators simulated a terrorist style raid in which several co-conspirators pretended injury or death." "It's not my fault." "Where'd you learn to talk like that?" "Watching "Dragnet"." "Anybody recognize 'em?" "Or their car?" "Oh yeah, it was a brown van." "Fortunately, I got the license number." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Let me have that." "Jesse, this is Sheriff calling." "Listen, can you give me a rundown on a brown van?" "License number MPM112." "10-4." "Where you going, bulldog?" "I got a exam." "It'll wait." "Vehicle's registered to John Chandlis of Shelby, North Carolina." "No outstanding warrants." "He's clean, Sheriff." "Out." "Anybody know a John Chandlis?" "Is that your daddy, bulldog?" "Actually, Sheriff, he didn't kill anybody." "I mean, it was a..." "it was just a joke." "There's about 50 laws that he did break, one of which was getting me to ride all the way out here for nothing." "But I guess I could run this bird in on that one." "Well, I'm sure nobody meant any harm." "I mean, sometimes students just have to let off a little steam." "Hello there, Quinton." "Get yourself some criminals here?" "Didn't you hear about that multiple shooting?" "Did these guys do it?" "I thought it was pretty funny myself, didn't you?" "Bulldog here was in on it." "But you know I think I'm gonna take 'em all in." "Maybe bust a few heads." "Now, Quinton, that don't sound like you." "You used to enjoy a good time until you got so full of yourself." "That's a little different." "But now, I do remember a time when the library caught on fire, and somebody hid the fire hose from the fire department." "You guys sat around drinking beer all night, chanting, "Damn good fire" until the place burnt down to the ground." "Oh now, you think that's funny, don't ya?" "You think that's funny?" "Well, we'll just see!" "'Cause one of these days you boys are gonna be in trouble, and I am going to be there to take you home!" "See, these boys are looking at a bad end." "Bulldog, me and you gonna lock horns again one of these days." "And when we do, you gonna get one phone call." "Don't you lose this dime 'cause if you do, ain't nobody ever gonna here from you again." "Hey there, Sheriff." "What do you need?" "Well, every thing's under control around here, Sheriff." "Now you know good and well that I'm holding up my end." "And there's not one bit of crime on this whole campus." "Not yet." "I gotta get to work." "Hey, Coach." "We still going hunting in the morning?" "Not if you've been drinking, Mitch." "Now you know that I don't hunt with no boozer." "Well, I don't either." "Coach!" "When you gonna put away them toys?" "You know that bull hunting's only for Indians and moonshiners!" "When I get so old and ornery that I can't hit nothing except with a scatter gun, I'll give you a call." "I got to get to work, boys." "Hey, Coach." "You can pick me up down here at Moore Hall, and I'm gonna clock out now at sun up, ya hear?" "We'll see." "Are you still at it?" "Yeah." "I want to get a good grade." "Why?" "Is that so bad?" "No, but once you get out of school, nobody cares what your grades were." "The important thing to know is how to get what you want." "That's what'll help you later on." "Not grades." "Yeah, but good grades can't hurt." "Neither can good times." "I'd rather know how to flirt." "One thing's for sure, you'll never catch me studying chemistry." "Not while there's a man teaching it." "Watch!" "Hi." "Excuse me." "Could one of you give me a hand?" "Sure." "Oh, thanks." "I just wanted to carry these down to my car so I didn't have to do it in the morning." "Are you sure you don't mind?" "No." "No, No." "Oh, okay." "Thank you." "See how easy it is?" "I just don't know what I would've done without you boys." "Hi, Radish." "Do you have any aspirin?" "Sure." "I've been reading so long that my brain hurts." "What's the matter?" "Oh, life." "It's just not fair." "No, but at least it's not fair to everybody." "Or is that a paradox?" "You know some people have it so much easier." "You mean Lisa?" "Is it that obvious?" "It's only logical." "You're living with a girl that has a free ride." "It looks easy, but she'll pay a price sooner or later." "There is no free brunch." "I'm not jealous." "Well, not the bad kind of jealousy." "But it's just so easy for her." "I guess that's what I resent." "It's natural." " Well, I like Lisa." " I know." "It's not her fault." "But I just don't know what I'm gonna be able to do when I get out of school." "And she can get anything that she wants." "Okay." "Okay." "She knows how to use what she's got, but well, you have different qualities." "You men have it so easy." "You know what you want from the beginning, and you can just go right out there and get it." "Yeah." "Right." "I want to be on a SWAT team." "I sound like a silly girl, don't I?" "I'm sorry." "Thanks for the aspirin." "You don't sound silly to me." "Lisa?" "Hmmm." "Hi." "Has anyone been in here?" "Um, no." "Why?" "I don't know." "Seems like some of my things were moved around." "I can't find the book I was just reading." "Well, is there anything else missing?" "Oh, no, no." "I didn't mean anyone would steal." "Doesn't it feel like to you something's wrong around here?" "I don't think that was funny!" "Well, I don't either!" "You don't think I did that?" "But it was your book." "Introduction to Abnormal Psychology." "Oh, pardon me." "I'm so glad there's still somebody here." "Guess what?" "I've got a secret." "It's just wonderful." "Oh, I bet you're in love." "No, of course not." "Well, I mean, sure I'm in love." "But that's nothing new." "It sure isn't." "Not for you, princess." "Anyway, it's better than that." "I can't tell you." "It's a secret." "Then why did you burst in here yelling," ""Hey!" "Guess what?"" "Because if you guess it, I won't be telling a secret." " I bet it's Gary, isn't it?" " Uh-huh." " Really?" " That's great!" "Uh, that means you got pinned." "Oh, you guessed." "But please don't tell anybody!" "It really is a secret." "He'll kill me!" "Wait a minute!" "He should be proud." "He should want people to know." "Well, it's not that." "If his fraternity brothers find out, they'll tree him and torture him." "Well, he doesn't want to go through that." "How romantic." "He must really love you." "He just doesn't want to be tied to a tree and covered with ice until I can rescue him!" "Personally, I think it might be sexy." "But you're not the one covered in ice." "Well, come on." "Let's see it." "What?" "The pin, silly." "The thing you're so excited about." "Oh." "Oh my God!" "I lost it." "He's gonna kill me!" "Well are you sure you pinned it on right?" "Gary did it." "He should know how." "It's his pin." "He pinned it right on my sweater." "I'll be he loved that." "It's probably caught in your shirt." "He's got to have the pin for the pledge meetings or he's gonna be in real trouble with the brothers!" "It's not funny!" "Yes, it is!" "I found your pin right where Gary pinned it." "Turn around." "Where was the sweater when he pinned you?" "In your lap?" "It doesn't matter where it was!" "We're in love." "Ooh, I think we were a little too hard on her." "Conference time four eyes." "Come in, Igor." "You know I'm not believing you called the cops on the mighty house of Gamma." "Giving that dumb Sheriff my tag number was not a good idea." " Well, I didn't realize..." " Now, I have to kill you!" "Wildman, you shouldn't perpetrate a crime unless you've considered all the consequences." "But don't feel bad." "So many great crimes are ruined by tiny slip ups." "I'm talking about death!" "I'm talking about cold, clammy, maggot infested death!" "Hey, that's enough, Wildman." "Come on." " Oh!" " Come on." "Let's go." "Bull's eye." "That wasn't so bad after all." "Hello, pledge." " How'd you do?" " Just fine." "Is this it?" "You might be Gamma material after all." "If he makes it through night." "Hey, I did it." "Now, let me go." "I got to study, too, ya know?" "Sir!" "Sir." "You know I'm afraid it's not gonna be that simple." "Now you want to be a Gamma?" "And you do!" "You do!" "I do!" "I do!" "You're going to have to learn how to abide by all the lofty ideals and traditions of our noble brother." "Yeah, I know." "But I got to study too, sir." "Well then where's your pledge pin?" "Oh!" " Tie 'em up!" " Let me go!" "Get his clothes off!" "Let's get some water on him!" "And shaving cream!" "Hey!" "Get off me!" " Woohoo!" " Let's get those ropes tied!" " All right!" "All right!" " Let's get those ropes tied!" "Woohoo!" "Are you okay?" "Please someone get me out of here!" "Yeah!" "Is it cold?" "Tell Janet to get me out of here!" "I'll go get her!" "Tell her to hurry!" "Well, pledge." "That's all there is to it." "We just wanted to make sure that you're really in love because we don't want any unhappy romances at the Gamma house." "I love her!" "Really, I do!" "Let's set it on fire!" "We can't do that, Wildman." "He's got his love to keep him warm." "Let's get back to the house." " Yeah!" " Woohoo!" "Has anyone seen Janet?" " Uh-uh." " It's really important." "If you see her, tell her they treed Gary." "Poor thing." "You know, she's supposed to stay where someone can find her." "Can I talk to you for a minute?" "Can't you see that I'm studying?" "Janet'." "What's the matter with you?" "Hey, you were so happy this afternoon." "I'm still happy" "It's just that I'm depressed." "Well then, let's hear it." "It's Gary." "I'm starting to have doubts." "Oh, you are?" "Well, that happens to everyone." "It'll work out." "It's not that I don't love him a lot." "I've never loved anyone so much since Johnny Wooker in the 10th grade." "But it's just never been so serious before." "You're just pinned." "It's not legal or anything." "In fact, it's still a secret." "Well, I may have gotten a little carried away." "I'm afraid, a few people already know, too." "Even so, it's just a pledge pin." "It only means what you and Gary want it to." "Well then, why do they make such a big deal out of it?" "They harass you to death if they find out." "Nobody ever did that in high school, and I went steady with lots of guys." "Yes, I know." "I used to think fraternities were cool." "I'll tell you, you're tied to a tree, and you just want to finish him off right there." "We can't do that." "We wouldn't be able to abuse him!" "Hmmm." "Without pledges, man, we'd have to go into town and spend money for fun." "Oh." "Pledge!" "Gamma House." "Test or pills." "Yeah, sure." "Yeah, we could get him." "Yeah, but I've got to tell you that during final exams prices rise with demand." "Okay." "I'll see you in an hour." "You know where we can get any speed?" "Oh, no." "I don't use that stuff." "It keeps me awake." "I know that, dummy." "I mean, some people do study." "We're out of pills!" "Nobody has any pills anymore!" "You realize we could make a killing?" "You know, I believe in studying the old fashioned way, with stolen tests." "Look, if we could find tests, we could find pills." "Don't they have any pills in the Coach's training room?" "No!" "No!" "Those are pain pills." "Those didn't help me study." "Well, who cares?" "If they give you a buzz, so much the better." "Look, you can get 'em." "Don't ya have a key?" "Yeah, I got a key to the weight room." "That's just to work out, though." "I can't get into the pills unless I break the door down." "You got it." "Um-hum." "Oh no!" "No!" "No!" "They'll know someone broke in!" "Remember our friend, Radish?" "We still owe him one." "Oh!" "Oh!" "The more damage, the better." "This looks like a job for Wildman!" "Woohoo!" "It's okay." "Just relax." "Relax a little more.." "You need to stop talking to yourself." "Jan will be here soon." "Oh, please, Janet be here soon!" "That bitch is always late." "Janet?" "Janet, is that you?" "Janet?" "Hello?" "Anybody, can you help me?" "I'm freezing!" " Over here." " Oh, good Mitch." "Untie me quick, okay?" "I'm freezing!" " I can't rightly do that." " What?" "Working man just never messes with tradition." "Why you done been treed there, boy!" "Yeah, I know!" "A man takes a woman." "He's got to pay that price." "Come on, Mitch!" "I'll pay ya anything!" " Untie me!" " Pay me?" "With what?" "Your good looks?" "I can't untie you, but I tell you what we can do." "We can drink a toast to that new woman of yours." "Oh, good." "You can have yours on the rocks." "You old fart!" "Janet McCordle!" "Janet, they treed Gary!" "Why didn't you ever pledge?" "I mean, I'm sure you could have." "Well, of course, I could have." "But I just don't like their hazing and all." "Well, yeah." "But it's not always so bad." "Okay." "Maybe not always." "But last year, a girl killed herself because a sorority wouldn't accept her." "How awful!" "Which sorority?" "She jumped from the top of McWilliams Tower six floors!" "Well, I bet it made them feel terrible." "That's the point, Janet." "It doesn't matter how bad they felt." "It wasn't worth it." " Oh." " Janet McCordle!" "Has anybody seen Janet McCordle?" "In here!" "Courtney's room." "Oh good, there you are." "I've been looking all over for you!" "They treed Gary." "You better go quick!" "He's probably dead by now!" "That's all so childish." "I don't think I want anything to do with it." "What about poor Gary?" "Are you gonna leave him out there all night?" "Well, that's his silly old fraternity." "I guess you're right." "I still love him." "Good for you." "Go get 'em." "Oh good!" "Want to come too, Courtney?" " Sure." "I can go for that." " No, no!" "Really, I want to do this by myself." "I want to make it up to him for going through all this." "Sure." "Just be gentle." " So what are you playing?" " Solitaire." " Oh, good." " Elizabeth!" "Hello?" "Is anybody there?" "Can you help me?" "Come on, whoever you are." "Give me a break." "Is that you, Mark?" "Wildman, don't you ever give up?" "What am I supposed to think that you're the Gamma goblin?" "Janet?" "Terrific!" "That's right." "Get me off first and kiss me later!" "Hurry!" "Cut the other rope!" "Janet?" "Where are you?" "Hello?" "Who's there?" "Hello?" "Is anybody there?" "That's a stupid question." "Somebody's got to be there." "Who is it?" "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Yoohoo!" "Gary!" "Well, where are you?" "Gary?" "Gary?" "Gary, is that you?" "Gary?" "It's me!" "Gary." "How did you get away?" "Gary." "What's the matter?" "That is you, isn't it?" "Gary?" "Pills!" "Woohoo!" "Pills!" "Who's there?" "Hello?" "Who's there?" "Hello?" "Who's there?" "Stop screwing around!" "Ugh!" "He should've been back by now." "You guys, go to your dorm, and I'll go find Wildman." "And I'll bring you the pills personally, okay?" "Hi." "Are you drinking?" "I always drink Irish whiskey at the end of the term." "Would you care to join me in the celebration?" "Oh!" "Well, that's terrible!" "How can you drink that?" " Don't you ever lock your door?" " What could happen to me?" "Famous last words." "Why are you so apprehensive?" "When are you going to realize that the whole world isn't made of psychopaths skulking about?" "But they are out there." "They do exist." "People are killed every day for no reason at all." "Perfect strangers wake up in the morning and decide," ""Hmm..." "I think it's a good day to snuff somebody."" "And there are people who eat at our restaurants with us, use our highways and vote for the President, which probably explains something about him, too." "I'm not paranoid." "I'm just facing unhappy facts." "Well, will you please stop it?" "Because I don't think it's cute like some people might." "Hey, what's wrong with you?" "I'm sorry." "I'm just tired." "Everybody's gone home." "It just feels creepy." " I apologize." " It's okay." "Where's Lisa?" "Oh, out." "Working on organic chemistry, I suppose?" "Well, just like I told you." "A pretty face and you can have the world by the tail." "She doesn't have to study to make it." "She can't lose." "Well, I don't have to study to make it either, you know?" "Why is it that you can always make me laugh?" "Um, I got to go do my inventory for the Coach." " Tonight?" " Well, some time." "May as well be tonight." "I've already mastered everything I need for my exam tomorrow." "Being brilliant has it's drawbacks." "I'm bored." "Just like you were bored with the key club." "I never said that." "You didn't have to." "Well, I got to go." "Good luck on your test tomorrow." "Thank you." "Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Do me a favor and lock the door." "I'll feel better." "I'll feel better, too." "It has been a little spooky lately." " Radish?" " Yeah." "You have a pretty face, too." "Prettier than Lisa, really." "There's more there." "I just wanted to tell ya that." "Lock this door, too." "That was stupid, kid." "I can't believe you said that." "Wildman." "You here?" "Hey, it's just me, Mark." "Well, I told him to make it look good." "Hmm." "Aha!" "Shades of Watergate." "Oh boy." "You guys have really done it this time." "It's happening." "It's happening here." "Police!" "Call the police!" "Oh God." "Operator!" "This is an emergency!" "Give me the Sheriff, please!" "Sheriff here." "Sheriff, this is one of the students from Lanier College from this afternoon." "There's been another murder at the college." "I mean, not another murder but a murder." "And this time it's real." "There's a body." "Is this one of them fraternity jokes?" "No, sir!" "It's not a joke!" "This is real!" "I know I thought the other one...!" "I know I thought the other one was real, but this... this is different!" "There's a dead body right here!" "And some other weird things are happening, too." " We need help, Sheriff." " Call me in the morning." " It's your job!" " You telling me my job, boy?" "No, sir!" "I'm not trying to tell you your job." "But somebody should." "There's a murderer killing people around campus." "You should want to know about it!" "Look!" "There's a guy here who is dead!" "And we could all be in danger." "Fine!" "I'll take charge myself then!" "Courtney!" "Charlie?" "Courtney!" "It's me, Radish!" "Let me in!" "Courtney!" "Wonderful." "I'll give you art in the dark." "Oh my God!" "Stop it, Radish!" "That's not funny!" "I mean it!" "Come on!" "You scared me to death!" "Come on, Radish." "I want you to move!" "Come on, smile!" "Radish." "Radish." "Is anybody there?" "Somebody help me, please!" "Is anybody there?" "Please, I need help!" "Is anybody there?" "Please, I need help!" "Somebody please help me!" "Is this the vision you've been dreaming of?" "The masterpiece?" "I promised you form, texture." "Mitch?" "Mitch!" "Mitch!" "Mitch!" "Mitch, wake up!" "Mitch, Radish has been killed!" "He's dead!" "Wake up!" "Somebody got to do something!" "Lisa!" "Lisa!" "Dr. Reynolds!" "Come on, you guys!" "It's me, Courtney!" "Look, I know you're here!" "Lisa!" "Dr. Reynolds!" "Please, I need your help!" "This is important!" "Come on!" "This is serious!" "It's an emergency!" "Come on, you guys!" "Come out!" "I know that you're here!" "Please!" "Lisa?" "Come on, both of you." "Please!" "Uh!" "This telephone cannot dial numbers on campus." "Please check with the campus operator for assistance." "Answer this phone!" "Ugh!" "No!" "No!" "Help me!" "Help!" "Hey, Mitch!" "Mitch!" "Time to go!" "Come on!" "Help me!" "I'm up here!" "There's a killer up here!" "UP here!" "Help!" "All right, freeze!" "Hold it right there!" "Make one more move towards that girl," "I swear I'm gonna hang your head on my wall!" "Ugh!" "No!" "Help me!" "Please!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!"