"What the fuck?" "Oh, no." "You've messed up my flower arrangement." " Flower arrangement?" " Damn." " I thought you'd spilled them." " Don't you realise what's going on?" " You're going to propose?" " And your Mum is coming." "Relax, I'll put them back." "It'll look just as nice as before." " Where the hell is the ring?" " You have to remain calm." " Where did you last see it?" " I don't know where." "Oh, hi, Mum." "Stanley?" "My God, what are you..." "What's this?" "What on earth..." "Oh, my God..." "Oh, Stanley..." "You don't want to mess with those guys." "They don't work for Parks and Recreation, you know." "I'm just the middle man here." " Go." " Too chicken to jump from the 10?" "Come on, jump." " There's no water in the pool." " Go." "Relax." "Take it easy." "Johnny..." "I'll tell you everything." "Why do you always have to make everything so damn complicated?" " I almost feel dizzy." " Torgeir..." "How many points do I get for style?" "They're hiding at the Ramton campsite." "Bamse has nailed a lid on the outhouse shut." "All his things are behind it." "And your stuff, too." " Is this what you woke us up for?" " Yes, it is." "We're meeting some hicks from Lillehammer." "It's not a big bank job." "Either we do this right, or not at all." "Tagliano..." "Henriksen is not some hick." "What have we really got on this Henriksen guy?" "That information is for me and me alone." "It sounded Italian-American, that name you mentioned." "What was it, Tagliano?" "You think Henriksen will pay up if we blab about it first?" "Leave it, until the money is in our hands." "Get it?" "I get it, man." "We're very happy." "You have been really great to Wenche, to me, the boys." "Would you do me the honour of being my best man?" "No, thanks." "I'm sure he'll be here soon." "Step out of the vehicle." "You have a defective tail light." "See that?" "You have to look closer." "Here, hold this." "You sound threatening." "Put your hands against the car." "Come on." "Spread your legs." "Now, tell me calmly and quietly what you're up to in Oslo." "Listen to me." "I'm going to keep bothering you until you talk, okay?" "Let me see." "Get that tail light fixed, then we'll talk again." "Nice to see you again." "This is Tiril, our new Special Ed teacher." "Special Ed?" "Bjorn is really a wonderful kid." "But, he's struggling with his psychomotor milestones." "So, we'd like to bring in the Psychiatric Service." "It's normal for the parents to get a bit upset, but..." "I'm not familiar with the pedagogical methods used where you grew up." "But, in Norway, we take children with special needs very seriously." " What you said." " You'll get the notice by mail." "Oh, my God..." "Hi, there." " Hi, there." " Hi, there." "It's cool that Johnny agreed to be best man at your wedding." "Yes, that was cool as hell." "I'd like to contribute too." "Maybe I could be toastmaster?" "No." "We already have a toastmaster." " You do?" "You hired a professional?" " No." "It's Roar." "Bamse?" "There's a hole in the ground where the shithouse used to be." "What's that?" "Somebody's taken our shithouse." "You're early." "Aren't we meeting tomorrow, on the island?" "Boys..." "Put that shithouse back in its place." " What are you doing?" " We're being moved." " What's going on here?" " Don't you get it?" " The reception centre was shut down." " Johnny told you to leave us alone." "I can't help you." "Everyone at Immigration has read Randi's message." "Randi has serious drug issues, but I'm in control." "Randi tipped us off about the peephole you made in the girls shower." " Peephole?" " Yes, peephole." "A peephole?" "I drilled an air vent." "To keep fungus from growing in the bathroom." "Stay." "We'll have pizza and a video night." " Screw the Directorate." "Stay." " We're better off in Oslo." "Better off in Oslo?" "You fucking ungrateful coons." "Go the fuck back to whatever shithole country you came from." "Go to hell." "Hassan." "Sorry, I didn't mean what I said." "Hassan..." "Stanley Olsson?" " Who wants to know?" " Laila Lyse, Customs and Excise." "My colleague, officer Mork." "We need to question you at the station." " What's this about?" " Illegal import of liquor into Norway." "Wait a minute." "I want a lawyer." "Wait." "Jesus, this..." "I don't have time for this." " Shit." "They nabbed you as well?" " Yes." "It doesn't look good." "Bachelor party." " Aren't you drinking anything?" " What's there to celebrate?" "What's your problem?" "Come on, it's party time." "He's pretty out of it." "I don't think Mum would be pleased." "You can read the menu, as long as you eat at home." "It looks like he's scarfing the whole buffet." "Sure." "But I was locked up in a cult for ten years." "It feels great to have some fun again." "Come on, girls." "I was a little surprised when you called me." "I wouldn't rule it out." "But, this must be..." "Any idea who might be behind the robbery?" "You're full of surprises." "But you still have to pay the fine for the tail light." "No, what makes you say that?" "All the fuss with the asylum seekers, and so on." "Get back here." "Let go of me." "I don't want to go home, you sons of bitches." " Calm down." "Relax." " God damn it." "That scumbag." "He gobbed on me." "I've been thinking a lot about Bjorn's test." "I was thinking, maybe he's under stimulated because he has no male role model, so..." "Are you going to spend some time with Daddy?" "Okay, best of luck." "Shall we go check on the vodka?" "Make sure people don't steal?" " Get up." " What the hell are you doing?" "We have to help our neighbour." "His farm's been ransacked." "Get up, now." " My poor little girl." " What happened?" "It's worse than we thought." "Have any animals been killed?" "No." "They haven't exactly been killed." " My little girl..." " A sheep has been assaulted." "Sexually." "Yes, he did." "I think he broke his nose." "Did you see that?" "This is very stimulating." "Lots of colour and light." "Boss, there's a somewhat delicate issue we have to discuss with you." "The thing about Stanley is..." "What he did was..." "He crossed a line..." "There's been some vandalism on our neighbour's farm, okay?" "The district veterinarian concluded..." "We know Stanley's good for business, and all." " But the thought of him, and Mum..." " The thought of it." "Hello, there." "What are you doing..." "Wait." "You're funny, but I can't take any more partying." "Shut up." "What's this?" "What's going on?" "Cut it out now, what the hell." "Slow down, boys." "I'm not a young buck anymore." "And who the hell are you?" "Don't tell me you're today's stripper." " I own the farm next door." " You dropped by there last night." "That sheep was a present for my 50th birthday." "But, this is completely crazy." "I went straight home and went to bed..." "You forgot this." "Listen to me." "I was wasted." "It hasn't always been easy, being me." "I've just lost my God." "Stop that." "Let go of me." "What the hell are you doing?" "How do you spell 'bye' in Swedish?" "With an I or a Y?" "A Y." "Just a little farewell message from you to Mum." " Why?" " You just cancelled the wedding." "Be careful." "What the hell?" "Shit." "I wasn't expecting you here." "Not the nicest present I've ever seen." "So, the grass wasn't greener on the other side, after all?" "I'll make sure he gets the message." "Roar, Johnny, Torgeir..." "Wait..." "A trip to Sweden?" "Damn, that sounds nice." "I'm almost out of bacon." "The stars shall fall from heaven and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken." "And then shall appear the sign of the Son of Man in heaven." "Damn it." "He wants to go back to Jesus, he says." "He doesn't want to be with me anymore." "I don't get it." "Stanley's a complicated guy." "You should forget about him as soon as possible." "But what's going on with your Mummy and men?" "I'm like flypaper to psychopaths." "Oh, my God..." "We're making progress." "Stop it, Bjorn." "We talked about this." "Put it in there, like this." "Yes, there." "Now, in with it." "Shit, this isn't working." "It doesn't fit." "It's fucked up." "No wonder you're struggling." "The whole thing's a mess, you see?" "We'll just do it like this instead." "I know you're stressed, but I went to a special school and it worked out fine." "Oh, come on now." "Use your elbow." "You delivered him on time?" "I'm just so nervous." "The good news is that the test went great." " Seriously?" " Well above average." " Oh, my God." " But the bad news is you gave us the wrong twin." "What do you mean?" "We had to change the child's diapers." "That removed all doubt." "Oh, dear Bjorg..." "I'm so sorry about this." "We apologise, really." "I hope you didn't do this on purpose?" "Jesus Christ." "What did he say?" "You scared the pants off me." "Where have you been?" "I looked for you all week." "I've been at one of those places where people like me get help." "Remember this?" " We had a lot of fun with this." " I don't feel like reminiscing." "You and I are the King and Queen of this entire integration circus." "Call Immigration and tell them it was a misunderstanding." " No, no." "Tell them you were overworked." " Forget it." "I had treatment for my problems." "So should you." "Call Immigration." "Call them." "Hey, it's Jan. We have a little problem up at the centre." "We did a lot of delegating in the local council." "I see." "In that case, I won't disturb you." "I'm sorry I called." "I'll handle this myself." "Goodbye." "Bye." "The loot from the Bieber robbery has been found." "Thomas Hatlestad, head of Criminal Investigations, what is your comment?" "First of all, we're happy." "The bank customers received justice." "We did hear criticism of KRIPOS." "That they got nowhere with the case until the sheriff of Lillehammer made a breakthrough." "Mr. Hatlestad, what is your response to this criticism?" "We're used to criticism, so I have no comment." "Mette Hansen, you've received a lot of praise for finding the valuables." "Can you tell us what happened?" "I was glad to help, I was just doing my job." "And, should he need any more help, Thomas has my number." "Is this a number you'll be calling more often?" "It was an accident, Randi." "Turns out our little friend is a Mafia snitch." "So, someone over there will pay a lot of money for his address." "We just go to New York and look up Don Corleone in the phone book?" "Exactly."