"Okay." "Ready?" "Give me a second!" " Ready." " Stare!" "Ooh, I think you gonna blink!" "Yeah, right." "Hey, no laser pointers!" "That's not regulation!" "Street rules, man!" "What are you doing?" "I asked you to wash the truck 20 minutes ago!" "I can't trust you guys to do anything!" "We were just taking a break!" " I" " Bosses!" " Are you sick of slackers?" " Yeah." "Is this a familiar sight?" "Well, turn this... to this!" "Peeps!" "Get your workers to work harder!" "Thanks, Peeps!" "Now with 4 different levels!" "Level 1, Level 2, Level 3, and for the ultimate in worker productivity..." "Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity, with a Peeps lifetime guarantee!" "Act now and get the Peeps lens cleaning kit, free!" "Call now!" "Cleaning can be extremely flammable." "Offer not valid or void." "Peeps may be illegal in your country or province." "Requires sign..." "Hey, you two!" "Hey Benson." "We were just getting back to work." "It's okay, Mordecai." "I trust you." "Really?" "Of course I do, because now I have this!" "Say hello to Peeps." "It's a surveillance system." "Now I'll be able to see what you're up to all the time, 24/7, 365." "Isn't that great?" "Well, I'll let you guys finish your work." "And remember," "I'm watching you!" "Dude, I don't think Benson trusts us at all." "Of course he doesn't." "He just put a camera in front of us." "What's the big deal, anyway?" "I mean, we were working." "We're gonna get it done." "Come on." "We'll show him." "We'll get this done in no time." "Dude, forget this." "Let's just finish our staring contest." "We can't." "Benson's watching us." "You gotta check this out, Skips." "Those slackers are finally working." "Yep, Peeps is working like a charm." " Why is there a jet outside?" " Huh?" "What?" "!" "Oh!" "Benson, uh" "Get back to work!" "Now!" "I'm gonna take those slackers to level 2." "You have reached Peeps." "Please hold." "This sucks." "I know!" "Mine's really chaffing me." "Well, at least we're on break." "We can finish our staring contest." "Yeah, it's on." " Ugh, this is lame." " Next." "Hey guys!" "What's with the cameras?" "These?" "Um, we're making an Indie documentary." "Whoa, that's cool!" "Yeah, it's pretty obscure arthouse stuff." "It's so Indie, only one dude's gonna see it." "What's it called?" "It's called Slackers II!" "The Return of Mordecai and Rigby To Their Jobs"." "Break's over!" "Uh, I guess we'll take two lattes." "To go!" "Ooh!" "What a fancy new fangled giga!" "How does it work?" "Pops, come here and I'll show you." "It's called Peeps." "This window here is hooked up to a camera on Rigby and this one is hooked up to Mordecai." "It's foolproof." "They'll never slack off again!" "Oh, I meant that!" "I can't believe they've been working for 3 hours!" "3 hours?" "They deserve an award!" "Good idea." "Time to bust out the Employee Incentives." "I hope these babies are still good." "Luigi's One Free Personal Pizza with purchase of equal or greater pizza!" "Let's go!" "Mordecai and Rigby, we've got coupons!" "What the?" "World Dishwashing Championship 1982?" "!" " You blinked!" " You wish!" "That's it!" "I gotta make a phone call." "Rigby!" "What the?" "Crap!" "." "Dude, this has to stop." "Did you bring the hacking device?" "Huh?" "What the?" "!" "Peeps Surveillance Systems." "Yeah." "Upgrade me to Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity!" "NOW!" "I'm sorry, sir, but that requires a signature on our lifetime contract." "All right, whatever!" "Just make it happen!" "One moment, please." "There!" "Thank you for choosing Peeps Surveillance Systems." "Have a nice day." "What are you?" "!" "I'm Peeps." "Benson!" "This has gone too far!" "Yeah." "I can't work." "I haven't been able to sleep in a fortnight!" "I've been so stressed that I'm losing muscle mass!" "I know guys." "I'm gonna take care of this mess." "Peeps!" "Hey Peeps!" "Yes?" "Listen, Peeps." "You're creeping everybody out." "You've got to go." "I'm here to stay." "If you've read the lifetime guarantee that you signed," "I'm going to watch you 24/7, 365, until you die." "That's cool." "I made copies!" "Peeps?" "We've got a proposition for you." "Oh yeah, what?" "A staring contest." "If we win you have to leave the park." "What?" "Are you kidding me?" "You don't stand a chance." "You're the one that doesn't have a chance, you giant eyesack!" "Fine." "But if I win," "I'm taking your eyes." "All of your eyes." "Accepted." "Wait a minute!" "You guys can't even do the dishes." "How can I trust you to win?" "It's true, Benson." "You can't trust us to do the dishes or wash the truck." "And you also can't trust us not to fart in your coffee when you're not looking." " What?" " Nothing." "But what you can trust us is at pointless skills during work time." "I really can't argue with that." "I guess it's our only chance." "So, which one of you is it gonna be then?" "Mordecai, you should do it." "You're a way better starer than me." "Ice this fool!" "Mordecai, your eyeballs are mine." "Ready, set, stare!" "Peeps is gonna blink!" "You got this, Mordecai!" "Hey, that's cheating!" "I'm not blinking, am I?" "Don't blink!" "Don't blink, don't blink..." " Hey, that's cheating!" " You cheated first!" "Now it's time to kiss your greasy eye sacks good night!" "My retinas!" "They burn!" "Hey, Peeps!" "Don't blink!" "This isn't a regulation, you know." "Street rules, man!" "All I see is darkness." "Get out and stay out!" "And you two, I hope you learned something from all this." "Yeah, make sure we do our chores so you don't nark on us to a giant eyeball." "I learned that Mordecai can go for a really long time for a really long time without blinking." "Actually, my eyes won't blink anymore." "Uh... does anybody have any eyedrops?" "Take me to the hospital."