"¶ One fine day with a woof and a purr ¶" "¶ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ¶" "¶ no blue bug and no three-eyed frog ¶" "¶ just a feline, canine, little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ out on the road or back in town ¶" "¶ all kind of critters putting catdog down ¶" "¶ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ¶" "¶ got to walk together, got to sing this song ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog. ¶ [captioning sponsored by the U.S. department of education and nickelodeon]" "Dog:" "Heigh-ho diggity!" "I got it, i got it i got it, got it, got it!" "Okay." "Here, dog-- ready?" "And... ya!" "( Dog panting )" "( Dog panting )" "( Clang )" "( Coughing, chuckling )" "Nice catch, dog, but, uh you need a little work on the landing." "( Cawing )" "( Crunching )" "( Yelps )" "( Lube chuckling )" "Catdog." "( Chuckles )" "Shriek:" "Dog... ( Chuckling )" "It's..." "Ow!" "I'm chasing a frisbee!" "Ooh, what's dis?" "A wittle game of catchy-watchy for wittle catdog." "( Laughs )" "Hey, that's ours." "You mean it was yours." "Oof!" "Give it, cliff." "Come on!" "( Laughs )" "Over here!" "Pass it!" "No fair!" "Give it up!" "Yo, yo, yo!" "( Cat screeching )" "( Clamoring )" "I don't think this is going to... ( Grunting )" "( Laughing )" "I like, uh, do-doing stuff that makes th-the catdog mad 'cause it makes me happy." "Th-their madness makes m-my happiness." "This means war." "( Grunting )" "Dog:" "What you doing, cat?" "Two..." "Getting pumped." "It's time we put on a little muscle and show the greaser dogs who's boss!" "( Groans )" "Three... ( Thud )" "( Clang )" "Four..." "Fi... ( Rip )" "( Slurping, chomping )" "Hmm, "choco-muscle protein shake builds muscles fast."" "( Dog burps )" ""Warning:" "May cause crankiness."" "Huh." "Let's see..." "Muscles, crankiness... ( Laughs )" "No-brainer." "( Whistling... thud )" "( Retches )" "( Spitting )" "Yuck!" "Garbage!" "I'm going to have to do it the old-fashioned way." "( Rock music playing )" "I'm going to chase down those greaser dogs get back what's mine and tie them to a tree!" "( Grunting )" "( Gasps, gagging )" "Dog... help." "Please!" "( Rock playing )" "( Sniffing )" "I smell a tasty beverage!" "Can't... breathe!" "( Huffing and puffing )" "Aah!" "( Laughs )" "I did it." "I did it!" "Yo, dog, i did it!" "I'll eat those punks for breakfast!" "( Slurping )" "Very big taste." "Dog?" "Yes, cat?" "( Cat grunts )" "Blech!" "H-h-how can it be?" "I do all the work, he gets all the bulk?" "Why, why, why?" "It's not fair!" "It, it..." "Cat:" "Choco-muscle!" "( Groaning )" "Oh!" "Oh, the pressure's, uh, too much." "It's huge." "I'm giving up." "I can't take it anymore." "Yeah..." "Of course!" "( Laughs )" "( Clears throat )" "Oh, dog..." "Yes, cat?" "Look at you, the definition." "You are ripped." "You are cut like a diamond!" "Why, uh, thank you, cat." "Why, you're just about big enough to teach those greaser dogs some respect." "As in fight them?" "I don't believe in violence." "Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not." "You kidding?" "I'm just talking about a... peaceful deterrent like our nuclear arsenal." "I don't think so." "Well, i guess there'll be no more of these delicious drinkies." "Cat:" "Hey, looking good, champ." "Yeah, yeah, buddy." "( Cat groaning )" "Is that all you got?" "Come on, sparky, show me something." "Work it out." "( Groaning )" "Hey, way to go, dog." "Work that upper body." "Yeah, yeah." "( Cat groaning )" "You got plenty of muscle..." "But i got what it takes..." "Up here." "Morning, catdo..." "Whoa!" "( Panting )" "What the heck happened to you?" "Bug off!" "Can't you see I'm busy?" "( Growling )" "Whoa..." "R-r-relax there, fido." "You ought to take it easy on the old muscle juice, huh?" "( Door slams )" "( Chuckles )" "My boy's ready!" "Shriek:" "Over here, over here!" "Lube:" "Over here, throw it right..." "All right, throw!" "Hey, over here." "Throw it to me." "Heh... heh... huh?" "Huh!" "What the heck is that?" "( Gasps )" "Mama?" "( Gasps )" "Oh, my!" "Oh, boy." "( Growling )" "Ay... yikes!" "I'm outta here!" "( Laughs )" "Look at them run just like i told you!" "You fight muscle with muscle." "( Laughs )" "Come on, let's go home." "Muscle with muscle..." "Muscle with muscle... ( Grunting )" "Yeah, dog..." "Wait." "Where you going?" "We, we won, dog." "Wait, stop." "( Screaming... )" "Must get to safe place." "Must get to safe place." "( Footsteps thudding )" "Cat:" "Please stop, dog." "Oh, thank you." "( Cat grunting )" "No... please don't go anymore..." "Please... just stop walking." "( Groaning )" "( Mumbling )..." "Dog!" "( Footsteps approaching )" "( Blubbering )" "( Screaming )" "( Growling... )" "( Growling )" "( Growling ferociously )" "Dog, stop... no." "I've turned you into a monster." "You're as bad as them." "Is this the dog who said fighting won't prove anything?" "( Whimpers )" "Dog:" "I am so sorry." "Let's go home, cat." "( Shriek sighs )" "( Cliff groans )" "( Whistling )" "( Can dropping to floor )" "Oh, dog... this was my fault, dog." "You were right." "It's better just to walk away." "don't fight." "Skedaddle." "Winslow:" "Speak for yourself." "I'll teach you to mess with me." "( Laughing )" "Okay, winslow, just, just back up." "Just take a deep breath." "It's..." "Winslow, it'll all be fine in the mo... ( Crash ) Calm down." "Dog:" "Hey, you look different." "Did you change your hair?" "( Slurping, chomping )" "Mmm..." "Hey, dog." "Samples." "Pretty." "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange!" "Wow!" "What a joke, what a killer joke." "( Laughs )" "( Sighing ):" "Oh, boy." "Orange, that's funny." "What's an orange doing knocking at the door?" "( Gulps )" "( Cash register ringing )" "Dog, how is it that every time we go shopping all you ever buy is one can of food?" "Burp!" "I don't know." "Dog, why don't you buy yourself something?" "Treat yourself good." "You deserve it." "Well, okay." "( Gasps )" "It's so cute!" "And it looks just like you!" "( Toy squeaks )" "Huh, say..." "That is a smart-looking creature." "As a matter of fact, I'd..." "I'd say it's rather handsome." "I love him already!" "( Squeaks )" "( Engine starts )" "( Dog imitating engine )" "( Wheel squeaking... )" "Get out of our way!" "( Horn squeaks )" "We're doing a zillion miles an hour here." "What a rush, little guy." "Hey, hey, you!" "Yes, you, the ugly one." "My name is cat." "You know, from catdog?" "And i don't like the look of that ugly face on your shoulders, buster." "P.U.!" "And i bet you smell as bad as you look!" "( Gulps )" "I didn't know the circus was in town." "Dog..." "Have an extra ticket to your freak show?" "Hey, boss." "That guy's talking to youse." "What's he saying?" "I'm a helpless little cat who hates ugly dogs." "Oh, i dare you, come and get me." "Hey, fellas!" "Cliff:" "You got something to say to me, buddy?" "( Punch lands )" "( Clattering )" "Here we are, little one." "Your new home." "What do you think?" "( Squeaky voice ):" "It's lovely." "Hey, dog." "What are you going to call that thing?" "Hmm... ( Hums )" "( Gasps )" "I'll call him little cat!" "( Squeaks )" "Because he looks like you, only littler." "Oh... ah, gee." "Thanks, dog." "( Crickets chirping )" "( Gargling )" "Who's my baby?" "Who's my baby?" "( Kissing loudly )" "( Cooing and gurgling )" "( Tooth squeaks )" "Where is he?" "( Gasps )" "There he is." "There's that good-looking cat." "( Chuckles )" "Oh, no, no, wait." "You're not a cat." "You're a tiger!" "( Growls )" "You're a tiger." "( Purrs )" "( Snickers )" "Well, uh, thanks for noticing, miss but, uh..." "( Sniffs )" "No, uh, I'm not a model." "( Squeaking ):" "No, thanks for noticing but no, I'm..." "( Laughs )" "I'm not a model." "( Chortles )" "Boy, I'm a real looker." "I love myself so much, i think I'll kiss myself." "( Squeaking and kissing )" "Oh, who's that supposed to be?" "I don't sound like that." "Who's that supposed to be?" "I don't sound like that." "( Chortles )" "( Laughs meekly )" "Look, let's go clean your room or something." "Clean, clean, clean." "Do this, do that." "Pick up these clothes." "I'm the crabbiest cat in the world." "I don't sound like that." "Chew your food, turn it down." "I hate your music." "Let the mailman go." "I hate fetch, i hate fetch." "That doesn't bother me because i don't sound like that." "It's not me, so..." "You know it sounds like you." "It's totally you." "( Snorting )" "What's that, little cat?" "( Squeaks )" "You want to do what tomorrow?" "Really?" "I can't believe that you would want to do that." "Boy, big, boring cat never wants to do that because he's boring." "Me, boring?" "Yeah, right." "That's a good one." "You know, boring." "( Screaming... )" "( Sputtering )" "( Squeaks )" "The kid's with me." "Yeah, whatever." "Hey... fellas." "After you, Frankie." "Uh, no, you're the birthday boy." "I insist." "( Cat howling, crashing )" "So, what do you think?" "Should i fold?" "( Howling and scuffling )" "( Bugle call on movie on TV )" "Oh, boy." "( Imitates bugle )" "( Screaming )" "Oh, no, don't look." "That's for big k-kitties to watch." "Back to the good part." "( Imitates gunfire )" "Hey-ya there, catdog." "( Squeaking )" "Daddy's little boy." "Holy moly." "Looks like he's gone off the deep end." "It's just a phase." "Looks like you might be the phase." "What's that mean?" "Just look at him." "Have you ever seen a prettier picture?" "( Squeaks )" "Mmm, i love you, little cat." "I don't see any room in there for you." "Oh, that's an absurd thought." "That thing's not even real." "I mean, look at this thing." "It's not even real wood." "Look." "See, it's particle board." "No, no." "I am definitely not threatened by that thing at all." "Not that, those two." "( Singing )" "Do you think we'll be best friends forever?" "( Talking baby talk )" "Oh, yeah." "I definitely feel threatened there." "Yeah, big threat." "Winslow, you've got to help me." "If i don't act fast" "I'll be looking in the want ads for a new partner." "All right, take it easy." "Here's what we do, okay?" "First..." "( Whispers )" "And then, got to do this..." "Good night, little buddy." "( Laughs ) ( Squeaks )" "( Snores )" "( Continues snoring )" "Okay." "I get the doll and give it to youse." "Then youse do what you have to do." "( Snoring )" "( Grumbling, then silence )" "Winslow?" "Winslow?" "Win-slow!" "( Imitating cat ):" "Win-slow!" "Winslow, is that you?" "Peek-a-boo!" "Is that you, dog?" "No, I'm right here, cat." "So, where's winslow?" "Right here." "Say, hey, what's going on here?" "( Screams )" "Yeah, little cat and i thought it would be better this way." "As you can see, me and the cute little guy have really grown attached to each other." "Yeah, hi-ya cat." "I think i like, uh, winslow-cat better than, uh, cat-winslow." "What do you think?" "( Screaming )" "( Gasps )" "( Sighs deeply )" "You're such a good little boy." "Where you going, cat?" "( Clears throat )" "Out." "I'm leaving, dog." "Okay, could you pick up kitty litter for little cat?" "He needs to do his business." "Look, dog, you don't get it, do you?" "I'm leaving you." "We are through." "It is obvious you are both very happy and there is nothing i can add to this perfect picture." "And i will not stand for winslow-cat!" "So, until you can choose between the two of us this boring cat..." "Is out of here." "( Door closes )" "Cat?" "Well, little cat we'll still have fun alone together, right?" "Oh!" "( Sniffles and whimpers )" "Hey, little cat this is always fun." "Ding dong." "Cat, cat!" "Come back, cat!" "Cat, you didn't leave!" "I'm so glad you didn't go." "What got into my head?" "Little cat was great for a little toy cat but you're the only cat." "You're cat of catdog." "Hooray!" "Gee, thanks, pal." "Dog:" "Knock, knock!" "Cat:" "Oh, come on, dog." "Dog:" "Orange!" "I didn't say, "who's there?"" "Orange is there!" "All right, who's there?" "Knock, knock-- orange!" "Same orange!" "The same orange?" "¶ One fine day with a woof and a purr ¶" "¶ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ¶" "¶ no blue bug and no three-eyed frog ¶" "¶ just a feline, canine ¶" "¶ little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ out on the road or back in town ¶" "¶ all kind of critters putting catdog down ¶" "¶ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ¶" "¶ got to walk together, got to sing this song ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog... ¶ [captioning sponsored by the U.S. department of education and nickelodeon ]" "¶ Alone in the world was a little catdog. ¶ [captioned by the caption center wgbh educational foundation]"