"Chan Kwok Chan!" "Chan Kwok Chan!" "Chan Kwok Chan!" "You're up!" "Chan, you're up!" "Get into position" "Welcome to Let's Love" "I'm the Sewing Princess separated from him by the Milky Way I'm the Prince of Cows We only meet once a year" "We're left with 364 days of longing after 1000 years of loneliness, finally..." "The only goal of modern technology is to communicate..." "Who the hell did the special effects?" "It's old-fashioned; it's unconvincing and the costumes..." "We'll have to do it again!" "What about the budget?" "What about the budget?" "We'll figure something out" "Give that David a call" "Ask him to get Globaltel's animator" "He's pretty good" "Hello, David please" "That ad you did for us sucks!" "My boss is pissed" "Yeah, she wants the same animator you used for Globaltel last time" "What are you talking about?" "!" "You messed it up lt's your responsibility to fix it" "Thanks a lot" "You know how we manage to survive?" "Cause we've got great products" "Great products?" "Are you crazy?" "It's service." "You know what service is?" "You've gotta keep the customers happy" "Whenever you step inside this store you're stepping onto a stage" "Your life turns over a new leaf" "What'll you do when you're on a stage, missy?" "You wanna gimme a smile?" "Are the lights a little dim?" ""Our ancestors often appreciated . .. " "the natural beauty of our motherland"" "Aren't the lights a little dim?" "Lamps wouldn't break if you didn't keep messin' with'em" "Are you blind?" "Can't you see we're overrun by crabs?" "Get out of my way, jerk!" "A place of fresh, clean air. .." "Chan, home already?" "Had dinner yet?" "I've got a headache." "Leave me alone" ""...enter a realm of peaceful calm"" "Can you turn the TV down?" "Someone needs to sleep even if you don't!" "Enter a realm of peaceful calm!" ""Relax your head, relax. .. "" "Welcome to Let's Love" "Phoebe, are you sleeping again?" "Phoebe, where's Mui Mui?" "Mui Mui, where're you going?" "Come, sit, good girl!" "Dinner time, Phoebe" "Did you miss me?" "Where did you go?" "Have a drink" "You slept all day?" "Where's your towel?" "Mui Mui, I'm so exhausted" "Didn't you eat?" "Were you out playing?" "You wanna rest some more?" "Let's go inside and get some rest" "Mui Mui, no!" "Phoebe, come!" ""As the world's tallest animals," "giraffes live high above us"" ""For them, it's lonely on top" "They have to look out for themselves"" "Do you actually like me or what?" "Then why do you keep calling?" "You call, yet you say "you're not"" "Can you please stop saying you're not?" ""Giraffes are quite snobbish" "They eat the highest, youngest leaves"" ""because lower life forms" "such as us can't compete up there"" ""Ms Chan, Billy's climbed up" "there chewing the leaves!"" "Yeah, it's been tough lately" "Single guys like you want a couple hundred feet for a couple thousand bucks lf things were that cheap do you think I'd be working?" "You must earn a lot to want such a huge place?" "You call 300 square feet huge?" "This one's perfect for you a nunnery upstairs and a funeral home downstairs" "Nothing shady; it'll suit you well" "The stairs are narrow but it's lofty upstairs" "The last tenant left all this shit here I'll have it cleaned up if you take it" "Smell that?" "Your funeral home neighbors are good cooks" "They'll make you feel like family" "This is a corner unit, facing the street" "All bachelors up here, recent immigrants so you won't even have to talk to them!" "No kids, no mahjong nice and quiet, perfect for you" "maybe a little small but it's a corner unit" "You get the rooftop garden too" "You can hang out here with your friends" "Drink some beer, barbecue" "Can you imagine anything better?" "Alright, you have a problem with size?" "How about this one, ha?" "25-foot ceiling" "Baroque arches, Michelangelo-style fresco" "Antique Chinese beams" "Where else can you find a gem like this?" "You can comb every inch of Hong Kong" "Even the tiny outlying islands You won't find another one" "Sooner or later, it'll be bought by the government and made into a protected historic site I can tell you won't just rent this" "You'll probably want to buy" "You'll be loaded once they buy it back from you" "Just look at these tiles!" "Pre-war antiques, priceless!" "You can sell them in Heilongjiang" "And get 300 bucks each, easy!" "If you don't have any connections, I can set you up" "Double your profit lf l had the money and a wife, I'd buy this in a heartbeat" "Don't let this go" "This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance You know how it is in Hong Kong" "You call those stairs?" "Either they'll collapse or I'll get burned" "You said only two flights..." "There are 7, I just counted" "No, Ms Man, we already saw the one on the 2nd floor" "This is the historical gem with high ceilings" "Historical gem with a nasty smell!" "People returning from overseas like yourself love this kind of stuff" "The government has been tearing 'em down lt'll be impossible to sell, I tell you!" "Ms Man, look!" "They're building a Jusco across the street lt's nice at night when all the lights are on lt'll block my view!" "Supermarkets are so tiny these days, barely enough room for some magazines" "You kidding?" "Don't take me for a fool" "Hey little brother, remember me?" "We looked at the same place last time" "Mr Chan, right?" "No, it's Fung from Dragon Realty" "Business hasn't been so hot lately ls your company hiring?" "Or if you're moving onto something better, please let me know, ok?" "That's ok" "Are you Zero?" "Mr Yuen, here's your car" "So, what kind of work do you do?" "lmport Export Wow, you must be loaded!" "Not anymore. I used to make a hundred grand a month without moving a finger" "Now it's all gone" "Even my wife has to work She gives me hell for it, night and day" "Life went from a beach to a bitch!" "Women are a pain!" "You're better off coming out for a test drive" "What do you like to do usually?" "Karaoke, checking out girls but that's all gone now" "Now it's just my wife, nag nag nag" "Ah, let me teach you about stress reduction" "Next time you get a haircut" "Tell the hairdresser you want your eyes soaked" "My "eyes soaked"?" "He'll know!" "First he'll let the water run slowly from your forehead into your eyes" "Then the hot water turns warm;" "warm water turns cold" "Cold water suddenly turns hot again" "Your circulation will be so great Even your big toe will be dancing!" "It's amazing!" "Really?" "You gotta tell me where to go" "Every salon has it!" "You go home after that" "Your wife can say anything she wants and you won't hear a word" "Really?" "I've gotta try it then" ""May I help you?"" ""Did Mrs Lau live in your nursing home"" ""Mrs Lau? " " M-r-s L-a-u?"" ""l'm her daughter"" ""Please take me to see her"" ""Are you her daughter?"" ""Since she has got here, "" ""she refuses to see anyone!" She refuses to see anyone!" ""l beg you!"" ""Alright then, follow me"" "Follow me!" "When you go to bed at night do you ever get a bitter taste in your mouth?" "You realize you haven't spoken all day I guess I shouldn't complain I've got a decent job easy, no need to talk much" "Plus I don't have any special skills" "The only requirement for this job is I'm not allowed to let anyone know what I actually do for a living" "My agency doesn't want our customers to realize I'm flesh and blood that I walk the same streets they do" "Even my mom's not supposed to know because my agency says my mom's friends, even my mom herself may very well be our customers" "What they least want to run into is me, the real person" ""Perseverance is the key"" ""Endure the highest pain among pains"" ""You're the chosen one" "among the crowd"" ""Defense is sometimes" "the best offense"" "Yo, brother!" "There's no crime in looking!" "Check it out... don't sniff too hard or you'll shoot your wad right here then your girl will be lonely all night I'll just shoot it with you then" "This little brother's not a wuss, ha?" "OK, lemme show you something" "Use this on your bitch's armpit I guarantee she'll scream her head off" "So, what are you asking for it?" "I charge others $200 but for you, only $160" "Are you kidding?" "It costs me less to go to Shenzhen and get laid 10 times!" "Let's move!" "Get some cheap porn from that grandpa over there and you can get off as many times as you want" "Go ahead, over there!" "Hi, Mr Chan" "It's easy!" "What I'd do with my money I'd have my own flat The person will only visit twice a week" "Cause he's got a wife somewhere I'd get my X'mas presents, diamond rings and fur, bigger ones than yours" "Finally this one guy walks in" "He's not that horrible;" "looks like in his 40s, 50s" "But when you're like 18, that's really old" "And I am sitting there watching him" "He is sort of looking at me and he goes" ""Are you Nicole?"" "I stood up and walked straight out of that door faster than he could say anything" "That's when I decided there's no way I was going to do that I decided I would work really really hard making lots of my own money and then I could spend it in any way I want" "Otherwise I still have to take 3 days off in a week to look after him" "Since then I just have been working really really hard I can get a toy boy if I want to as well, so" "Do you have any toy boy now?" "Welcome, Nicole!" "Mui Mui, how does it feel?" "Doesn't that feel good?" "Phoebe, did you sleep all day?" "Come here, Chan!" "Help lay the newspaper out" "Don't you wanna eat?" "You ok?" "Squeeze it between your knees Careful it's hot" "Pour it in, stir it a bit harder, like this" "is it too hot?" "Scrape the bottom and mix it well" "Remember: 5 parts turnip, 1 part flour" "Ok?" "Then I'll put the rest in" "When I'm gone, you should know how to make it yourself lt's stiff" "You gotta hold the handle" "Don't move, let me" "You gotta stir it while it's hot so the flour gets cooked and the steaming won't take so long" "Half an hour, maybe 45 minutes" "You have to know how to do this You're Chinese after all" "Try it." "See if you're strong enough" "Use both hands..." "Here, let me" "Didn't you eat today?" "Scrape it from the bottom, that's right" "Stop running!" "Charles, say hello" "Mrs Wong, Mrs Lee..." "Give it back!" "So grown up already!" "Youngsters today!" "You can't tell one's male or female!" "Excuse me" "Give it back!" "Give it to me!" "Two faucets, right?" "You watch TV here?" "Yeah, and I go online, watch DVD, etc" "Are the curtains usually closed?" "Yes, they're rarely open" "Miss, your insomnia is not a small problem nor is it limited to you at this time, in this place" "According to the teachings of Master Lotus lll our times are chaotic and impure" "To ensure your chi can flow smoothly there are four elements" "Flow with the Go, Luck, Joy and Grief" "For you, the most important part now is to follow the water" "What is flowing with the water?" "Having the water inside you flow naturally" "We know that our bodies are 80 % water" "You can be Chinese, Japanese" "Korean, French, or even one of those disappearing tribes in Africa;" "it's all the same!" "Our theories are all scientifically based" "Even though we're discussing fate it still comes from science" "The water within our bodies has a special name" "Water of 8 Virtues lt has to collaborate with nature in order to flow freely lf the water inside you flows smoothly then it's fragrant and sweet gentle, clear, and cool" "This is of utmost importance" "So how can I achieve that?" "Miss, may I ask, what's your ancestry?" "My father's Japanese and English My mother's a northerner" "Your mom's a northerner!" "It must be fate!" "My parents are northerners too" "Really?" "Where in the north?" "Tienjin" "My parents are from Hebei" "No wonder we get along We're practically family" "Speaking of fate!" "Water is crucial in determining your fate" "Take this tank: the fish have their water" "They are content" "But here's where your problem is I was just checking outside that electrical pole faces your home ln Fengshui, we call it" "Spear through the Heart" "This "spear" is vicious but thankfully you fend it off with the curtains" "However, you watch TV here everyday lt's too dark; there's not enough sun" "The light gets absorbed by the TV, no good" "And those fish tanks, one yin, one yang" "Their locations are perfect" "But there're 5 fish in the yin tank, 10 in the yang tank" "This "yang 10 yin 5" is the worst!" "This whole thing is all wrong lf you want, I can keep them for you at my monastery I'll have my disciples pick them up" "Transport and rental fees are up to you I have to pay to give you my fish?" "But these are "Fengshui" fish!" "You can't just dump them that will just make things worse" "Sorry, just joking" "Please take the fish and thank you!" "Take these two charms Keep this one under your pillow" "The other, next to your bed I guarantee you a good night sleep" "And put this "5 Fate Key" by the stairs lt'll dissolve any incoming disaster" "And this... lt'll give you a calm mind and a calm body" "From now on you should be getting restful sleep" "Thank you so much!" "My pleasure." "We fellow northerners should help each other out" "Let me walk you out" "Thank you" "This one's perfect for you" "A sense of history and a nostalgic feel" "The wiring looks messy but "all roads lead to Rome"" "Perfect Fengshui!" "You look like a Virgo to me" "This place will suit you to a "T"" "It's a bit of a walk" "But hey, we're both young lt's good exercise anyway" "It's got a great "feel", and a great view lt's so hip." "Perfect for a yuppie like you" "Follow me!" "How come..." "last time I came... 10B, this is the right place" "Oh, a padlock wasn't here last time and an alarm..." "Must be rented already" "They changed the lock and they didn't even tell me" "What an annoying landlord it's good you didn't rent from him" "This place is too dark and creepy anyway" "Forget it, I'll show you another one" "In a place like Hong Kong what's considered big; what's small?" "50 square feet and you've got yourself a suite" "My girlfriend has a train seat as a bed going to Hunan and Shenzhen everyday" "Cleaning up whores?" "Cops here can't compare with Mainland police" "Why do you think it's never clean?" "Of course, who can feed all these village girls these days" "Now in Shenzhen they're earning big bucks from us poor Hong Kong guys" "Pretty good deal for them, right?" "Give me 3 minutes I'll be right over I'm so jealous of her" "At least she knows who her clients are" "She's not supposed to tell people what her job is either but. .." "Chan Kwok Chan!" "...she's someone who talks constantly I go see her whenever I need to talk" "I figured this out 8 years ago I gonna work for another 10 years" "Then I'll have enough money to retire" "Buy a house on one of the islands and live with my mom" "But with the recession it looks like it'll be another 5 years I saw this great apartment recently lt's falling apart." "You'd love it!" "You can really retire completely?" "No, I'll have to work part-time I want to go part-time too" "But I have to work 17 more years before going home" "Once I get back I'll buy a huge house and run the place as the Mamasan!" "17 years?" "You won't have any customers!" "No one's goanna want you in 5 years!" "No, that's you!" "No, it's you!" "You always give me a hard time!" "I don't want your money this time, ok?" "You're crazy!" "Please, just this time, please" "Then how do I know you're mine?" "How do you know this part's yours?" "And this part?" "Here?" "And here?" "'Cause I paid for this part" "And this and this, I also paid for" "Even this room, and the time, I'm paying for it too!" "So, who do you belong to?" "Welcome, Nicole!" "An earthquake was recorded 15 minutes ago" "Did you feel it?" "is my hand too fat?" "How about my leg?" "People always say my hand looks like a bunch of tiny bananas" "Do you think so?" "I've been following you for a long time" "My name's Zero" "At that apartment?" "I'm in real estate. .." "My name's Chan Kwok Chan I know!" "Why are you so slow?" "You're so cute" "Cute?" "I don't even know you" "You must not get out much" "What do you like to eat?" "Turnip cake's my favorite" "When are you getting off?" "How about you?" "Wherever you're getting off" "What do you do?" "Computers" "You must make a lot of money I'm computer illiterate" "Had dinner yet?" "How come..." "I always see thunder and lightning on your forehead?" "You know, when I look at you this way your neck looks unusually long" "Why do you keep following me?" "At 2:06 this morning" "Hong Kong recorded its 8th earthquake" "The epicenter was 9 miles from Lantau close to the site of Disney's" "Nixon-lnvisible-Fighter-Jet Theme Park lt registered 7.2 on Richter Scale or, 2.34 on the revised Grand Sino Scale" "According to the authorities the earthquake could only be felt by those who were completely still" "So far, there has not been a single report that anyone felt it" "Ho Yuk!" "Something's moving!" "Do you feel it?" "The recent cold front has claimed 49 lives in the past 5 days" "Surpassing the record set back in December '99 of 33 lives in 4 days" "Heat-retention shots are recommended" "What's wrong?" "Got a fever?" "Nope." "You hungry?" "Mom, I often feel the ground trembling, the whole world moving" "And I'm the only thing standing still" "You've always been like that" "You should sleep more" "And eat more" "Or you won't be able to move at all soon" "Since you don't have a fever, here, have a can of Coke" ""After PRC entered WTO, "" "Today, supermarkets are getting bigger and bigger" "But the only thing they sell is Coke" "What happened to everything else?" ""Shenzhen is the fortress of success. .. "" ""Millions of foreign-funded companies" "rushed in to set up offices. .. "" "What time is it?" "Don't you have to go to your computer job?" ""Shenzhen is the king of real estate" "the new economic-political center. .. "" ""all the conditions of a metropolis"" ""lt's also linked to Hong Kong" "via the West-North Railway"" "Mom, I saw you in my dream last night" "Thanks but no thanks, I'm alive and well" ""Full duplex, very functional;" "every unit facing south"" ""designed as loft spaces. .. "" "Mom, you look happy sucking on the chicken feet" "What other way is there?" "There's only one way to eat them lt's not like I'm snorting coke" "You used to love chicken feet too, remember?" "I'd get you an orange one and you'd be sucking on it all the way home" "Look at you now" "Did someone kill your whole family?" "I don't know what's gotten into you for the past 20 years" "Sitting on the Ferris wheel" "Watching the world go by" "My smile's mixed with tears as I look at life's ups and downs" ""l begin to realize what I really want"" ""Will you be my woman?"" ""Can you let me take care of you?"" ""Hand over all your worries"" ""The tides of life ebb and flow" "They change without a reason"" ""l have many regrets" "but I know I can count on you"" ""After you get the sticks," "kneel down before the altar"" ""Think of what you want to ask"" ""and shake out a stick. .. "" "What for?" "Relationship" "How old are you?" "Almost 30" "You got the worst possible one:" "The Breakup of Lun's Marriage" "Centuries ago, Lun was unable to succeed at the government's exam... the only way to rise out of poverty" "His wife couldn't take it anymore" "Their life together was too harsh" "Their personalities didn't match" "Timing wasn't right" "Finally, she left him and committed suicide lt's finished" "My son acts like a little grown-up" ""He said to me, " "Why don't we let Daddy come back?"" ""Do you know how tough it is" "for a kid to be without his daddy?"" "I said, "Who wants him?" "He's terrible"" "He said, "Dad's not so bad!" "lt's Mommy who gives him a hard time"" ""Give him another chance!" "Let him come back"" ""lf he's bad, I'll help you chase him out"" "So, does your son look like you?" "My son, he's really cute" "His eyebrows curl up at the ends" "His nose goes straight to his forehead" "The fortune teller says he'll go far in life" "Guess I won't be doing too bad then" "My mom took me to a fortune teller too" "He said I'm a people-person and I can make a living without hard labor" "Your shoulders tight?" "Your neck tired?" "I saw a documentary about giraffes lately" "They may have really long necks but they can still run really fast" "They always choose the highest leaves causing the topography of Africa to change entirely" "And you know how they pick up chicks?" "They stick out their necks to scoop out the scene" "Where're you going?" "I gonna shit!" "Don't!" "I can still hear you, go ahead" "You know when giraffes drink water" "They stretch their arms and bend down" "They can die from brain hemorrhages" "They stick their tongues out when eating, like this" "You think giraffes are funny?" "Giraffes think you're funny too" "You know how to make money and you spend it having sex with me and you pay to watch me shit" "Who can be funnier than you?" "That night I saw this thing that looked like him walking in with this fat pig who had long hair Was it a girl?" "I wish!" "It was a guy!" "So the more my friends consoled me, the more I wailed you know how it is" "Did the disco turn off their music?" "That's why women are bitches but men are the real dogs I heard, when the dot com craze started" "Who made hard cash first?" "Hookers!" "I should say streetwalkers should I" "Ams-whatever-dam, London, New York lt's a fine income-generating career!" "Aren't you interested?" "You want a piece of it?" "Let's start a "dot come" to help all our hooker-friends!" "You?" "!" "Don't mock me!" "That's the biggest regret of my life I wasn't born a woman" "God I wish I were a woman!" "Don't feel so bad" "But this "dot come" thing, you should take it seriously" "You wanna do it together?" "Are you kidding?" "I'm broke!" "Hey, we don't have to put anything up" "The money comes from the investors and the profits go back to them too" "How long have you been around?" "It's the investors' money, not your money" "You need others to invest in your brain?" "Then you've got a pea brain" "No, they've got pea brains" "My brain is limitless like the ocean lt's filled with hay!" "No, hay's too expensive lt's coming out of your head!" "When I was little, I imagined two people together happy as pie forever and ever 'til the end of time" "We plant a lot of roses in the backyard" "Let all the cats and dogs run free and I just sit and look pretty" "You're dreaming!" "Aren't we all the same?" "!" "True!" "I was, but failed!" "I wasn't!" "But, I later realize, everything is false" "And you wanna hear what we did with the guitar?" "I can't even afford a place of my own despite my many jobs l really want a house for all my cats and kittens but I won't have it" "You?" "Broke?" "Don't kid with me" "My mom collects crappy cardboard boxes" "And gets $30 for 2 bags full of them I help her schlepp these bags around for $15 a bag, day in day out" "She stares at these boxes everyday and thinks: money!" "money!" "At least she's earning something!" "2 bags a day you know:" "$30, $300, $3000. .." "almost $10,000 a month!" "That's more than what I make" "Welcome to Let's Love" "Where else can you run to, you little shit" "Don't hit me or I'll tell the cops!" "I'll shoot you with my gun!" "How dare you . .." "I'm gonna beat you til you pass out!" "Get back here!" "You little rascal!" "I should have given birth to a piece of roast pork instead" "Too bad the abortion didn't work" "You're such a pain you little shit!" "Even praying to Gods won't save you" "Don't come back for dinner!" "Suck on your own tears!" "Who?" "is Chan here?" "Chan, it's for you" "I've got a gig I don't have any time for Can you help me out?" "Check this out" "This phone's from Jiuzhaigou This one's from Heilongjiang" "This one from Nicaragua, it costs more lf you sell 'em to Cuba or West Africa you can pocket a couple thousand" "You can go online with this one, 99.9MB" "This one, you can watch 38 stations" "This one... this one is pretty cool lf you want... you can scan pictures of people you like into this phone" "Plus I can find you anywhere you go I have to go to work now" "Well, let's just say I'm giving them to you, ok?" "I'll leave them here I'll leave them here, ok?" "I really have to go to work" "Alright, then I'll go" "Going already?" "Come and visit again" "Welcome to Let's Love" "Miss, do you have a light?" "Hey, Giraffe, checking out babes?" "Check me out!"