"[ thunder crashing ] [ drilling, sawing ]" "[ electricity crackling ]" "It's alive!" "And to all you kids under 18" "Watching "Robot Chicken," shame on your parents!" "Okay, kids, Who Wants to" "learn about different types of" "leaves?" "[ keypads clicking ]" "Okay, Who Wants to play on your cellphones and twitter your" "Facebooks or Whatever the hell" "while I go smoke behind that tree?" "See ya." "[ clicking continues ]" "[ Iisping ] But What about the leaves?" "Oh, my gosh!" "Just like the classic anime" ""Ranma Nibunnoichi."" "Whoever bathes in the spring of drowned girl will become an awesomely sexy lady!" "So, the question is, do I want to be an awesomely sexy lady?" "Hmm." "[ harp plays ] [ gasps ]" "Oh, my gosh!" "I've got [gasps]" "And I've [gasps]" "And this is [gasps]" "These are m-- Oh, it feels so good to the hand!" "That will be $68.50." "[ gasps ]" "By Which I mean "free."" "What wonderful powers!" "Hee hee!" "[ rock music plays ]" "Any tombs you'd Iike to raid?" "The Frank miller one, not the" "Jennifer Garner one." "This may be your final fantasy." "how about a look at these jewels, Batman?" "♪ oh, she-shoo she-shoo ♪" "hello, ladies." "Yes, good to see you." "Just another girl." "Oh, gosh!" "These are so heavy!" "Oh, Iet us help you!" "That's good!" "That's good!" "You're really helping, girls." "Ahh g-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a." "Hey, doesn't hot Water turn" "Ranma into a boy again?" "Hey!" "Yeah!" "EW!" "Ohh!" "Gross!" "well, it's still skin-on-skin contact." "Whoopee!" "Yes, I do Want to be an awesomely sexy lady!" "Hee hee hee!" "Mammarize me, forces of the universe!" "splash!" "splash!" "splash!" "And, tragically, this is" "Where a young lady drowned many years ago." "Was she hot?" "The brochure says she Was 400 pounds With a club foot and chronic flatulence." "So..." "No." "anyway, back on the bus, everybody!" "Move it around." "Oh, no." "Hey, you must be the new girl!" "My name's KaitIyn!" "[ farts ]" "EW!" "Dang it." "[ farting continues ]" "Aah!" "♪ how how how how ♪" "I stubbed my toe." "[ whales singing ]" "Oh, no!" "You poor whale!" "[ whale singing ] [ synthesizers playing ]" "♪ Mask!" "♪" "♪ No one knows What's underneath their mask charade ♪" "♪ Mask!" "♪" "♪ What's underneath are dudes" "With regular faces ♪" "♪ Mask!" "♪" "♪ helicopters that turn into smaller helicopters ♪" "♪ Mask!" "♪" "♪ Cars open their doors, Which sort of makes them airplanes ♪" "♪ Mask!" "♪" "Whose mask is this?" "Why do We call these "masks," by the Way?" "This is a helmet, not a mask." "[ snickering ]" "♪ Mask!" "♪" "♪ Do they know "command" doesn't start With a "K"?" "♪" "♪ Mask!" "♪" "♪ The things they turn into are" "Worse than they Were before ♪" "♪ Mask!" "♪" "♪ Do they sell the gas to themselves?" "♪" "♪ Mask!" "♪" "♪ The show appears to take place in Arizona or maybe rural" "Nevada ♪" "♪ Mask!" "♪" "Yes, Kim Kardashian, soon my plan will come to fruition." "[ laughs evilly ]" "Yes." "The excitement of" ""The black hole" now on DVD!" "[ suspenseful music plays ]" "Don't miss all the action!" "On sale now!" "Action!" "[ growling ] [ giggling ]" "Don't throw it to me." "Don't throw it to me." "Oh, no, no, no, not to me." "Don't throw it to me." "[ giggling ] [ suspenseful music plays, crowd cheering ] [ music swells ]" "[ crowd cheering ] [ crowd booing ] [ buzzer sounds ]" "[ air whistling ]" "[ growling ] [ roars ]" "AW!" "[ snorts ]" "two for flinching!" "They don't hurt." "See?" "Mighty mouse!" "Why did you do that to him?" "He fucked my sister!" "slow and easy, Max." "We don't Want to twist another pipe." "Whatcha doin'?" "Whoa!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Whoa!" "So..." "Whatcha doin'?" "We're gonna drop a nuke down this hole and blow up the asteroid so it doesn't hit our planet and kill everyone." "That's Weird!" " Why?" "well, my dad and his team are doing the same thing on that planet so it doesn't hit us." "Hit you?" "You're the one hurtIing towards us!" "It's all relative, really, objects in space, and blah, blah, blah." "I just came up to Watch the show." "It should be a good one." "Franken Berry is part of this nutritious breakfast." "[ spitting and coughing ] [ dialing ]" "hello?" "Frankenstein's got his own cereal?" "!" "I take it you haven't seen the Count ChocuIa commercial?" "[ spits ]" "Shut the fuck up!" "[ telephone beeps ]" "Hand on a sec." "hello?" "Ah-Who-o-o-o-o do they think they are?" "!" "I know!" "You're Watchin' the" "Franken Berry commercial, right?" "No." "Boo berry." "[ spits ]" "Who the hell is Boo Berry?" "!" "That does it!" "I'm making my oWn cereal!" "Baboon." "Cocoon." "Fafoon." "Legume." "Nanoom." "Aha!" "Take tWo-o-o-o-o!" "[ slate clicks ] I'm frightened..." "That I won't find a delicious treat to snack on!" "Why not turn those chills into thrills?" "[ gasps ] The creature with" "The Black Macaroons?" "!" "And they're not just for snacking'!" "Dip them in a lagoon of milk to make them part of this nutritious breakfast." "Hope, hope, hope, hope!" "black Macaroons?" "Free samples." "Straight from the lagoon." "Ma'am, would you -- okay." "Sir, would you Iike to try some fresh -- ma'am, could I interest you in a -- Fuck you." "Sir, they're black, Iike y" "Sorry." "Sorry." "black Macaroons?" "[ chewing loudly ]" "should have gone With "Legumes."" "Writers, welcome back to the third season of" ""Star Trek:" "Next Generation."" "As you know, the fans hate" "wil Wheaton's character," "wesley Crusher, and it's starting to get dangerous." "Dangerous how, Mr. Berman?" "[ click ]" "WoW, that billboard company" "will print anything." "[ telephone rings ]" "Big AI's Big-Ass billboards." "Sure, Iet me Write that down." ""Pepsi makes you piss blood."" "Got it." "Dr. Pepper gettin' aggressive." "Big AI likes it." "So, What are We gonna do about it?" "We could fire wil Wheaton?" "Can't!" "His contract is ironclad and dipped in gold, had all that" ""Stand by Me" heat." "We made some foolish choices." "Oh, I know!" "Let's introduce a character so bad, it'II make WesIey Crusher" "look good!" "Genius!" "Uh, We could just make WesIey better?" "You!" "Out!" "now!" "[ beeping ]" "SnirkIe!" "SnirkIe!" "SnirkIe!" "Let's have fun, wesley!" "SnirkIe!" "SnirkIe!" "SnirkIe!" "Darn it, SnirkIes, I can't have fun right noW!" "I have important Work to do!" "[ giggles ] Someone needs a space banjo song!" "♪ Ah ahh ♪" "SnirkIes, no!" "[ banjo playing ]" "♪ SnirkIes snirkIe banjo song ♪" "♪ We'II have fun the whole day long ♪" "♪ Listen and you'II smile soon ♪" "♪ SnirkIe snirkIe banjo tune ♪" "Hee hee hee!" "SnirkIe!" "SnirkIe!" "SnirkIe!" "SnirkIe-e-e-e-e-e-s!" "[ click ]" "Uh-oh." "Any, uh, last Words?" "Yes, please!" "Thank you!" "tell my Wife..." "[ laughs ]" "I Iove doing that." "John Cena Was supposed to challenge me for this championship tonight." "But apparently, he got lost on his Way here!" "[ crowd booing ]" "That is a load of bull!" "We saw triple H let the air out of John Cena's tires!" "Damn him!" "I guess if nobody's man enough to challenge me, I'II just take my championship belt and go home!" "[ rock music plays ]" "It's her!" "It's her!" "Dakota Fanning is in the building, and, man, she looks pissed!" "And let's not forget that" "Dakota's new movie, "WishMagic:" "The horse that Wrote poems,"" "opens Friday in theaters across the country!" "I thought I Was here to talk about "WishMagic:" "The horse that" "Wrote poems," but, apparently, some son of a bitch had to go and run his mouth!" "Hyah!" "Unh!" "Unh!" "Unh!" "It's on!" "It's on now!" "triple H is in a world of hurt!" "Here comes the good part!" "Unh!" "The Dakota-nator!" "The Dakota-nator!" "This match is over if she can pin him in the ring!" "It's John Cena!" "He must Want a piece of" "triple H, too!" "Aah!" "Ohh, it's a damn double cross!" "John Cena and triple H must have set up Dakota Fanning from the beginning!" "Oh, damn them!" "Damn them!" ""WishMagic:" "The horse that Wrote poems" opens Friday!" "Damn them to hell!" "♪ Ba-baWk baWk baWk ♪" "♪ Ba-baWk baWk baWk ♪" "♪ Ba-baWk baWk baWk-a-WaWk WaWk baWk baWk ♪" "♪ Ba-baWk baWk baWk ♪" "♪ Ba-baWk baWk baWk ♪" "♪ Ba-baWk baWk baWk-a-WaWk WaWk baWk baWk ♪" "♪ Ba-baWk baWk baWk ♪" "♪ Ba-baWk baWk baWk ♪" "♪ Ba-baWk baWk baWk-a-WaWk WaWk baWk baWk ♪" "Ba-gaWk!" "BaWk." ""WishMagic:" "The horse that" "Wrote poems" opens Friday in theaters across the country!"