"Translated by Matan" "The Specialty of Zagorje" "Whaaat?" "It's a'ight, no biggie." "What's up doll?" "Want me to carry you?" "No need." "I can do it alone." "You can change your pad alone." "Even for that, someone has to hold the door for you." "Get up, come on." "Keep your hands away, prick." "You're, like, soo stupid..." "Where are you going?" "I'm sick of you." "You're soo good at navigating around." "Like a chicken with its head cut off." "That's what I get when I always have the short end of a stick." "What did you say?" "I always get stuck with handicapped people." "Is that because I'm a woman?" "You are?" "Can I check?" "I'm always surprised with a level of your idiocy." "You could surprise ME sometimes!" "With your lil' hand on a hot spot." "Do you know what's the best way for promotion at this company?" "Game is over." "Of fuck you, you know!" "You're a real cow!" "Look at this shit!" "You really lack something, is it always like that?" "Are those our people?" "No, theirs." "There's no one in this shithole but us." "They're probably after Marko." "They know that you're of no use." "Come on!" "You're really something!" "They're right there, behind the threshing barn." "Did you hear?" "It's not them, what's the matter with you." "It's someone else." "No, no, they're trying to fuck us up." "Come on, we'll split." "Ooooh, fuck this team building shit." "Shut it!" "Oi!" ", hold up!" "Where you goin' with that axe?" "Whacha sayin' mister?" "Come on, put it down before someone gets hurt" "It's alright, Ozren." "Axe you say?" "Don't be alarmed." "We use it to slaughter pigs like this." "Ivek!" "?" "You and that church organ can both go fuck yourselves, where is that axe?" "Goddamit, where did you come from?" "We couldn't miss the oportunity to sing Hicktown" "We're here with our colleagues, playing this paintball." "Oh, so you're those people that throw paint at each other?" "Can I try lil' bit of that?" "What's up Billy Bob, you want Loriabelle to lose her eye?" "Well, my dear kiddies, it might be that you've gone too far." "That paint thing ends up there." "What dou you mean up there?" "Wasn't the finish line supposed to be somwhere around here?" "Probably, but people around here cut it all down when they're clearing the forest." "Rather than speaking silly, go inside." "The pig needs to be cut before dinner." "Would you like...to have a bite with us... or to drink something?" "..." "Whole day running around the hill.." "Oh no, thank you." "We already have dinner waiting for us at that country farm down there, you know?" "Of course I know..." "At Ranchets, right?" " Yea!" "Food is awfull down there." "All of it is brought down frozen from Zagreb." "We have it fresh right here." "Of course." "We don't want state regulations, vote for homegrown and all that." "We have better things to do." "Let's go." "Come on!" "Heel!" "Please excuse my colleague, he's an emotional invalid." "Daddy!" "Do you need these intestines?" "Intestines?" "Bring em over, let me see!" "Is that gonna be served over dinner as well?" "Good day!" " Good day indeed!" "Come one Ozren, let's go." "It's already late." "Why are you in a hurry?" "Marija will pour a cuppa in a bit." "You have such a lovely earrings!" "Must've been bought in Zagreb?" "Yeah, they're new." "Let's go Ozren, it's late." "Calm your tits woman." "You know it's bad manneres to refuse a drink in Zagorje." "Is that right missis?" "What, others are gonna wait for us while we party here?" "Look at the Princess Di here!" "Your tiara is safe." "Call the others, let them come as well." "If missis doesn't like it here, she can freely go." "You'll reunite later on." "Fine with me." "Do tell me, does handling sausages with your bare hands scare you?" "Nooo." "I even take down a cock all by myself." "Come with me to the house, no point in standing here." "Yeah, are you going to walk all the way to Ranchets?" "Wait, you're really thinking of staying here?" "Yes." "Oh well, just let me call my colleagues." "What, reception is bad here?" "Whadda fuck?" "Reception...for these phones, cellphones..." "No...no...don't have anything like that." "They wanted to raise all them towers but we wouldn't let them." "They cause cancer." "You have a fine cut right there." "Your blood is flowing nicely...red." "Blue..." "If you know what I mean." "Oh well, goodbye sir." "I'm alright, thanks for asking." "I've almost ran you over." "Next time, be more careful." "Thank you." "Next time, I'll make sure to go to wellness." "By the way, are you perchance with those people up there?" "Up on the hill." "No?" "Maybe you've seen two men, dressed like me, passing around earlier?" "I mean...they had masks..." "and guns" "I mean, not the real weapons..." "for paintball..." "No?" "Careful how you walk." "Go fuck yourself!" "You're dead!" "Oh my god, Dario, you're insane!" "Oh come on, big bad boss can't be so bad." "Uuuuh, really scary!" "I'm sick of it all." "Looks like I'm alergic to fresh air." "I even managed to cut my arm." "Oh my god, where have you been, in desert and wilderness?" "Do I need to look after you all the time?" "What did you do to the tires?" "That wasn't there before!" "I'm not going to pay for a towing service." "Why are you so nervous?" "Did someone die?" "No?" "I'm putting that one on Ozren!" "He's paying for that." "Okay!" "Haven't I told him to park down there by the restaurant?" "Where is he anyway?" "He's with some locals." "He's really insane!" "Which locals?" "Some locals!" "Which fucking locals?" "Didn't we agree to meet up here?" "What's he doing with them anyway?" "They invited all of us for dinner!" "I'm really gonna be pissed!" "What fucking dinner, didn't we reserve one at the restaurant?" "If we make plans, I expect them to be honored!" "Why are you screaming at me, I told him so?" "He's doing that on purpose." "Day after day." "Playing big shot." "When something goes wrong I'll eat shit, not him." "What about the others?" "They're not with you?" "They're not with you?" "Well, no." "If they aren't with you, they had to be here." "This is a meeting point." "I can't fucking believe it." "You don't have the slightest idea about the strings I had to pull so they would let us in here." "Why did they even close all this beauty if there's such a crowd?" "Would you prefer that we went to squash?" "I've told you about that Austrian guy who went missing last year." "After that, they've locked up the place." "They didn't find him at all?" "I don't give a fuck about an Austrian." "I'm more concerned about those locals up there." "Did Ozren said that we're going to pay them?" "He doesn't care about the food." "He saw tits so he stayed." "What, he ran into some old cow?" "Was it purple?" "I'm surprised he didn't hump up your leg." "So, are we going to go up there, or are we waiting for others?" "I don't know, how long does that heat last?" "Come on, lil' bit of joking didn't kill anyone." "I'm just wondering who's gonna bring him down, If he has those two up there with him?" "And I bet they all eat and drink up there together." "It's not like I didn't reserve a restaurant three weeks in advance." "All right!" "We're going there." "It's supposed to be real good." "Real organic food." "Listen...maybe you're up for a restaurant?" "Only two of us?" "We can call them later on." "Or not." "If you get some reception, you better call your wife." "Maybe you're afraid that this business dinner will be as productive as it was the last time?" "Of that dinner I only remember a bad taste in my mouth." "As far as I'm concerned, team building is over." "And if you don't mind, I'll wait up for you right here." "Whatever you like." "It's just..." "You know that position in marketing?" "I'm still making my mind between you and Ozren." "What does that have anything to do with this?" "Well, I don't know." "If you're not playing for the team right now, who knows what would happen if you got that position you so badly want." "My dear Shtef, you people from Zagorje know how to live." "Well, mister...when one works so hard..." "one has to rest a bit as well." "Wine is okay?" "It's okay...bit strong though." "Well...it's made for real men like you, men with big muscles without a bit of fat on them." "Halt!" "Who goes there?" "Identify yourself or I'll shoot!" "If you kill me, I'll fire you." "Those are your people?" "My dear Shtef, here comes the Chef." "Good evening." "Good evening. -'vn'ng." "Nice place you have." "Maybe a bit far for tourist purposes, but..." "You didn't have to walk up all the way." "You could've stayed in the restaurant." "Where are the rest?" "They're not with you?" "I can't believe it." "Where are they an entire day?" "Come Ozren, come down and let's go look for them." "You'd like to go back?" "No way." "I'd like to sit and have a drink first." "Yeah, missis." "Your boss is telling you real well." "Come on up, rest for a bit." "Yeah, come on up." "You bitched like that on rafting as well." "We shouldn't take her anywhere, right boss?" "Stop it, Ozren." "Come down and let's go look for them." "Come!" "Oh, stop it Lea, don't be a pain in the ass." "They're not stupid, they know where we are." "We left a note for them on a windshield." "They even have a spare key." "I'm tired, my legs are hurting, I want to sit for a bit." "You really think about staying with these people?" "It's your host, he wont eat you!" "This nice mountain air makes you want to practice some yodelling right?" "I'm so sory, I didn't recognize you." "Hi miss." "I realy, realy like you." "Your face and hair look so pretty." "I'd like to have you on a wall right there." "So that I can look at you all the time." "Missis doesn't drink anything?" "Your glass is full." "Did I scare you that much?" "Thank you but wine doesn't sit well with me." "Someone else will have it." "Here, Dario will have it?" "What's wrong with you, you are as sour as vinegar." "Great." "Here it comes!" "It's still sizzling from the fire." "Bon appetit." "Here, eat while it's hot." "Here ya go, boss!" "Thank you." "A bit for you pussycat." "Is it good?" "It's great." "Bit spicy though." "Well, it has to be." "We do it that way around here." "It's biting a bit." "It's for real men." "Is it good to you too?" "Excellent." "It's only that you're the only prime rib around here." "Oh Jeesus!" "Your loins are so strong mister!" "This is first class." "You can taste the home in this." "What's it made of?" "This and that." "It's a specialty from Zagorje." "Who's the hunter in the family?" "Grandaddy was...before..." "when police wasn't checking that much." "These days...only if daddy catches something..." "in trap..." "You know those spiked ones?" "That make a snap?" "Missis?" "Did I say something wrong?" "No, it's just that she doesn't really like meat that much." "You should have given her fish fingers." "How d' you call those people that don't eat meat?" "Rastafarians." "I could never do such a thing." "It's a real sin, I tell ya." "I'll go check her out." "Ivek." "Ya?" "Come here." "Another one?" "Oh." "It's a first class service here." "You could start a business." "Just you drink." "Bottle needs to go down." "Oh well, in good health!" "Cheers.." "Good health can come from dialysis machine" "It's a shame our friends aren't here." "We'll have to eat and drink all of this all by ourselves." "Maybe thy stumbled upon some local lasses and went with them into the forest." "Do you know where could they go?" "Could you show me?" "I don't know mister." "Maybe they went into a barn." "On hay or something." "There's a barn right outside, right?" "Should we go check?" "I don't know." "Oh, mister!" "What are you lookin at?" "Did you put the meat on ice?" "Yea." "Right." "Bring this to daddy." "Hurry." "Another one?" "No thank you." "Zagreb is waiting for us." "Come on, take another one." "No need to feel modest." "We're all friends here." "All right then, but that's it." "Mister!" "No, mister." "No, no, look how pretty you are." "At least leat me unzip you'll tear me apart." "I WILL tear you apart." "Cheers." "What's this goddam noise?" "Wait a moment, let me just..." "Are you insane?" "That'll just spoil the meat." "What should I put into it then?" "Put this..." "That's enough." "Why did you come anyway?" "Daddy needs more meat." "Wait, wait, wait, wait" "What?" "It sounds like something squeaked." "You'd be happy if someone squeaked." "Wait." "Wasn't there an arm cut from before?" "Go finally, Daddy's calling for you." "He was eating not that long ago." "Stretch it well." "Come, you'll help me." "City boys...fuck well...right?" "I realy like you mister." "Are you feeling better, miss?" "Come inside, fresh meat will come up." "Oh miss, again we meet." "You just sit and rest." "Dario, Dario, are you okay?" "Lea!" "I'm great, how are you, come." "We have to go, quick!" "Please!" "Where should I go?" "It's party time." "Do you hear me?" "Listen to me!" "Get up, we have to go." "Stop drinking already!" "Listen to me!" "Do you know what they are cooking?" "Do you know what you are eating?" "Dario, do you listen to me?" "What are you doing?" "I...only wanted...to open up a window for a fresh air..." "I'm a bit sick..." "Your glass is empty." "It should be refilled." "I think he really had enough." "We should really go now." "It's late already, and we have work tomorrow." "Come Dario, get up!" "Get up, please!" "Come Dario!" "Angels would eat if they had teeth." "You can't scratch me like that." "Like an animal." "I have to work tomorrow." "I can't look like these peasants of yours." "What is this?" "Did you fuck me up somewhere else?" "Where do you think you're going!" "Dario!" "Le him go, Dario!" "No, no, we'll take care of him." "Don't fret, we'll take him down." "Ivek, come here!" "Dario!" "I'll fuck your mother!" "Women." "Don't you touch me with those hands!" "Is that a sporting like behaviour?" "What's up missis?" "You're not eating, you're not drinking, maybe you're doing something else?" "Please, noooo!" "You smell so nice, like a real lady." "Not like our women, smelling like pigs and such." "All you city women are alike, all high and mighty, but real sluts underneath." "Shut it out." "Oh my fucking God it hurts." "Are you all right?" "I can't get up anymore." "I don't feel my leg anymore." "What are we going to do?" "Take the keys to the jeep?" "What are we..." "Go, it's better that they don't find us both, go!" "There's no chance I'm gonna leave you." "You can't carry me." "Go!" "I will not leave you alone!" "Listen to me!" "Get up, please." "Is it better that they find us?" "Go down there and get some help." "I'll be okay here, go." "Go, Lea!" "Ozren!" "Go!" "Missus!" "Do you hear me, missus?" "You forgot something, missus." "You left so fast, we didn't have a chance to say goodbye." "Did we do something wrong?" "You forgot your friend." "It's good that I found him." "What's up, missus?" "You going somewhere?" "That's the thanks I get for bringing your friend back." "Without this cable you won't go anywhere." "Missus!" "Missus!" "Missus?" "Are you okay?" "What happened?" "Are you hurt?" "Everything is going to be all right." "Come, you'll tell me all about it when you calm down." "Come into the car." "All right, everything is going to be all right." "Easy." "You're in luck that you run into us." "We do not usually patrol around here, right?" "Our shift is over so we thought of going to a friend's house" "He's throwing a party up there in the meadow." "You know, he's making the best hommade stew around." "The real specialty of Zagorje." "Director" "Producer" "Screenplay" "Director of photography" "Editing" "Sound design Sound editing" "Composers" "Production designer" "Costume" "Makeup artist" "Executive producer Executive producer for Croatian Television (HRT)"