"Gin Tama the anime is about to start its third season." "I thought they were gonna cancel us." "We made it by the skin of our teeth." "so they didn't write any stories for the third season yet." "they can just create those special "highlight" episodes using old clips and rearranging them." "They can insert two or three new clips and fool everyone." "Hey!" "why don't we go down memory lane with the past episodes?" "huh? and Shinpachi puking in his sleep... why mention it twice?" "!" "recap everything that's happened up to now." "No thanks." "Men don't relive the past." "you're talking back!" "I guess six months does make a difference to humans." "they change." "this little weakling has turned into a macho lover boy." "That's not true!" "Absolutely not true!" "Act now and you can get a can of protein powder free!" "No thanks!" "I still have some at home." "You actually ordered it?" "unsuspectingly." "A jug works better than those silly muscle-building machines." "It doesn't work." "You're being fooled!" "She means jugs you fill with water and use to do lifts." "he's already fifty!" "when'd I stop going to see his movies?" "I guess Jackie Chan is the turning point when a boy turns into a man." "That's a disputable dividing line." "Jackie will make those who belittle him cry!" "I will not!" "Try jumping off a watchtower or a chandelier!" "I will not!" "Like I can!" "Why are you so hooked on Jackie today?" "!" "Do you live in Jackie Village or something?" "!" "yet?" "only one minute and fifty seconds." "There's still lots more time." "the higher-ups will get angry?" "Higher-ups?" "Like who?" "I mean..." "Someone watching this or being shown this...or being made to listen to this." "People like that." "what a pain." "let's start then." "exciting and moving scenes by Odd Jobs members.]" "you know.]" "are we still on this cut?" "!" "Let's start then." "The Gin Tama anime third season special!" "so many things happened" highlight special!" "Let's get started!" "this is supposed to be a highlight special." "We're supposed to look back." "Someone reminisce!" "so you two can reminisce." "so start." "You were made for this kind of thing!" "Have some confidence in yourself." "I don't like compliments like that." "say something." "you guys will eat all the meat." "will you?" "You really think we'd do anything that despicable?" "this is such a happy occasion." "Don't say such hurtful things!" "Yeah." "Yeah." "we hardly ever get to eat sukiyaki." "But this is a special occasion and we're here to celebrate." "And you had to say such an awful thing." "I'm depressed." "Kagura-chan." "So apologize." "dammit." "My bad." "I said a stupid thing." "Now!" "["A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life"]" "the precious meat is broken up into bits." "You guys pulled it apart." "So much drama over silly sukiyaki." "Damn it!" "You guys tricked me!" "It's your fault that my heart is turning blacker and colder!" "That's how we grow up to become adults." "Aren't you lucky?" "You took one step towards becoming a grown up." "Didn't I teach you that meal times are like a battlefield?" "Have you forgotten?" "I'll never believe anything Gin-chan says ever again!" "You're all enemies!" "I won't trust anyone." "That's a good thing to keep in mind." "Hate me more." "Blame me!" "And curse me!" "Use the power of that hatred to make it through this rotten world." "It's your head that's rotten!" "This is bad." "So it's come down to this." "Having a sukiyaki dinner here at Odd Jobs is like throwing Tomoko Matsushima into a den of lions." "Then tell me what's inside that hair bun head of yours?" "What's in here are the pure thoughts of a young girl." "all the beef will be torn into shreds before it even hits our tongues." "my Gin Tama soul is filled with a man's ambitions." "More like radioactive waste." "I should be thinking about protecting it from those greedy two." "it may backfire." "What's that supposed to mean?" "There isn't a pun anywhere in that line." "I'm sick and tired of your old jokes." "I don't give a damn!" "The cute little girl with the poison tongue." "That's so yesterday." "but their pride is first class." "If I provoke that... ignorant man." "That's old news." "Yuck!" "What's this smell of old age!" "but this is the only way to protect the beef!" "A kid like you wouldn't understand the mature body odor of a grown-up." "That's enough for me." "I don't want to eat if we're gonna fight over it." "This is stupid." "I had yakiniku with my sister yesterday." "I can have it anytime I want." "So you two can go at it." "Come!" "Come on!" "Bring it on!" "Oh well..." "It's not like I really wanted to eat meat anyway." "so I thought we'd splurge and have a nabe hot pot." "I give up." "Let's stop." "You all okay with that?" "fine with me!" "after all!" "forget the sukiyaki!" "dammit!" "Yes!" "But I think my act was more effective than I anticipated." "It feels like this might end right here." "I'm the one that started saying such a thing." "So I can't backtrack and suggest we heat up the nabe again." "it's embarrassing." "This is bad. but I didn't expect Kagura to agree." "It'll be next to impossible to start up the nabe again." "there won't be a nabe dinner." "And we haven't even started." "No way!" "I must avoid that at all costs." "make a move." "I want to eat meat." "I'm craving it so badly." "I want to stuff myself with it!" "Shinpachi." "Say something." "Please!" "I'll give you 300 yen!" "someone!" "Say something!" "I want to eat meat." "I haven't eaten any meat for nearly six months!" "We're all the same!" "We're all one at heart!" "what's up?" "Are you hungry?" "I'm not." "That was a fart." "that wasn't a fart." "That was your stomach growling." "I'm sure of it." "So what?" "Are you that hungry?" "I'm not hungry." "I'm full." "after all?" "but what do you wanna do?" "don't hold back if you're hungry." "I'm okay either way." "it's right in front of us." "But it doesn't matter to me." "though." "but it's okay." "I have my pickled seaweed." "You idiot!" "You're a growing child!" "What do you think will happen if you suck on stuff like that and don't eat properly?" "!" "Don't you feel grateful towards the farmers and the cow?" "!" "C'mon." "You can have some of mine." "Really?" "Sure." "I said I bought it for you guys." "kid." "Or I'll kill you!" "then?" "Not that I'm especially hungry." "What a bother." "you eat too." "Oh okay." "I'm not craving meat much either." "But I've been taught that it's wasteful to leave such things uneaten." "Phew...got past that hurdle." "But it's harder than before to reach for some meat." "there's an air of hesitation now." "Isn't there something to break this tension?" "Isn't there something?" "Isn't there...something?" "!" "That was a close call." "[Finally lost them.]" "Never mind that." "What're you guys doing here?" "!" "[Excuse us.]" "There was an unforeseen circumstance." "Oh yeah?" "You big liar!" "but we need to hide out some egg here." "We'll try our beef not to trouble you and take advantage of your green onions." "We're sorry konjak." "We're grateful - sukiyaki." "What's he saying?" "!" "[Don't mind us." "Please continue eating.]" "Zura?" "It's not Zura." "It's Katsura." "Yeah right." "It's so obvious he's lying!" "But his entrance has helped change the mood in here." "But we can't let him join in." "you figured it out?" "up to that last line." "Oh please." "Let's all enjoy this together." "Wh-What?" "!" "What is this pretty boy thinking?" "!" "Trying to act so nice and sweet!" "Sweeter than mixing strawberry milk and sweet bean jam!" "that sounds good." "I'll try it next time." "But anyway...!" "maybe just a little.]" "Thank you." "The aura of hesitation that our war of words created has dissipated thanks to their entrance." "So now..." "The challenge is who will go on the offensive in this quiet calm and grab the first piece of beef!" "nasty-spirited" and "food greedy." "will have the right to control the nabe!" "And he is the..." "Nabe Shogun!" "0)}[Nabe Shogun]" "Here goes the first strategy!" "The one who takes command wins!" "the one closest to being the Nabe Shogun is Kagura-chan. she has the power right now to reach naturally for the next serving." "But there's no need to worry about her." "it's obvious that she's relishing the taste of the shirataki." "there are many fools who think that eating stuff like shirataki is cooler than eating high-caloric meat." "And these other two." "They're not too dangerous." "That's because both are here as guests." "the chance that they'll make a grab for the nabe first is zero." "they'll meekly take some white cabbage or shirataki." "can't underestimate Zura." "it's Katsura." "There's a high possibility that he'll ignore this high-charged atmosphere and go right into the nabe with his chopsticks." "I guess we can ignore that weird-looking beast." "No way can he use chopsticks with those hands." "Whoa!" "He's so dexterous!" "The biggest problem is with Shinpachi. that guy is shrewd." "Darn it!" "Why didn't I offer a bowl to Gin-san after Kagura-chan?" "!" "and then take a serving last for myself." "if I had changed the layout of the food in the nabe... or given myself the opportunity to reach into the nabe more often... the title of Nabe Shogun would have been mine!" "Wait!" "Kagura-chan is almost done eating." "How about if I offer to fill her bowl again?" "No!" "I won't have a second chance." "That's because she's sure to want to do it herself this time." "She won't take kindly to someone's offer." "Well then...it's all or nothing!" "don't you agree?" "victory... as well as the futility of victory." "So all you need is to be a genius." "Got it!" "isn't the heat too low?" "Wha--?" "!" "The Nabe Shogun... is me!" "Chopsticks?" "!" "No way!" "Not in that instant...?" "!" "Go!" "Chopstick Scud Missile!" "[Whoa]" "All these days of obscurity were for this moment!" "Zura!" "it's Katsura." "[Meat]" "I think I may have caught a cold." "Huh?" "!" "What?" "!" "[She sneezed.]" "but with one sneeze..." "She decided the outcome in one move?" "!" "This strategy..." "[Whoever thought it could happen.]" "I don't feel like eating a nabe like that." "She's the only one who'll eat the nabe now." "Even if she won through her innocence and purity..." "No...this woman...!" "the title of Nabe Shogun is mine." "She's not pure at all!" "This kid has shirataki coming out of her nose!" "what a frightening child!" "[Shivering] boys?" "It all started when I made my stomach growl." "I was concentrating on eating my shirataki." "It was all an act." "It was a ruse to put all of you greenhorns off guard and take the seat of the Nabe Shogun." "[N-No way!" "]" "you can suck it up and watch as this little girl eats...all your beloved beef!" "[Total defeat]" "What?" "!" "She's swallowing it in one gulp!" "People of the Yato Clan must have monstrous bellies!" "'Evening!" "what's this?" "Don't tell me you've all started?" "How rude!" "I told you to wait until I closed shop." "As if they know what patience means." "old biddies." "The beef you came to eat is all... what's this meat?" "Don't tell me you're having pork in sukiyaki?" "Come on!" "Isn't this a party?" "How pitiful." "It's perfect for these guys." "Pork?" "!" "Th-That's ridiculous?" "!" "Pork?" "Impossible!" "I know it tasted like beef. beef and egg bowl and BBQ beef bowl I always eat." "She's right!" "It was the same scent that I always get a whiff of..." "The aroma that wafts through the air the moment that shop door opens." "but I know it was beef!" "Move." "This is my seat." "Cripes." "No way...!" "No way... way." "The "beef" that you've always been eating was all..." "Cheap pork!" "Beef is such an expensive delicacy... kid?" "!" "Even I'd like to get a taste of such a thing." "Th-That's...!" "So everything I believed...was a lie!" "So my entire life has been fiction?" "And nothing...neither the people nor the associations were real?" "!" "and my legs crumbled under me." "I won't trust anyone..." "I can't!" "That was pork...and the pork was that!" "I hope you all break the bone in your little toe!" "One down." "Zura is not easy to take down." "it's Katsura." "And as if I'd die over something like this!" "I haven't accomplished anything yet!" "[That was a nice line.]" "We have to eat good things once in a while." "I splurged and got the expensive stuff today." "and celebrate!" "Oh!" "Mt." "Fuji!" "Geisha!" "Sukiyaki!" "it's almost ready." "This is it... and a middle-aged broad with one foot in the mud." "but a mystery." "[Mystery]" "Easy foes!" "He's the problem." "let's settle this." "may I serve you?" "I made the first move!" "That guy!" "He's using the same strategy!" "I'll become...the Nabe Shogun!" "Don't worry." "Let's just all serve ourselves." "Shucks!" "I didn't see that coming!" "Now everyone will indiscriminately reach into the nabe pot!" "It backfired..." "He failed in his attempt to be generous." "And he didn't bank on the possibility that it could counter his strategy!" "Blame your youth on that!" "[That's a mistake not easy to admit.]" "that's for sure." "But I won't concede defeat yet!" "That's true..." "No need to think deeply anymore." "I agree." "Men don't turn their backs on a fight." "[Sukiyaki] we have to gamble right now!" "The winner is the one who first reaches the nabe!" "The Nabe Shogun... is me!" "is me!" "is me!" "Wh-Wha--?" "!" "What's that?" "!" "[What is it?" "]" "R-Ridiculous!" "How could this...?" "!" "Can't reach the beef..." "Can't get my chopsticks even close... to the nabe...!" "[Squash] there's no way... we will lose!" "They're not Nabe Shogun..." "They're..." "Emperors!" "[Nabeleon]" "Th-They're in a different class from us!" "The pot is so far..." "I can't reach it!" "why'd they come anyway?" "Just to torment us?" "!" "What were we fighting for until now?" "fighting and hurting each other." "Was all that suffering meaningless?" "!" "[Defeat]" "No...!" "No...!" "What?" "!" "What?" "!" "That's why...!" "this battle can't be lost!" "No way!" "Kagura!" "Become..." "Nabeleon!" "Huh?" "!" "the pain!" "]" "It sorta smells like milk and doesn't taste that good." "I think I prefer pork." "Why you?" "!" "Are you teasing us?" "!" "Spit it out!" "Spit it all out!" "Humans are so worthless." "12)}[Preview] my classmate at temple school!" "But why'd you join a bike gang?" "If..." "If I had rescued you back then..." "The next episode: "Don't Be Shy" " Just Raise Your Hand and Say It." "[The Tsu Terakado Fan Club Special Attack Squad "Maltese" has arrived!" "]" "[The next episode will be a blood bath." "See you there!" "]" "why are we using this cut again?" "For time adjustment!" "they are announcing presents." "For real?" "!" "here's our last message of the day." "Gin Tama" supports "DEATH NOTE"!"