"Oh, my God!" "Yeah!" "Hawaiian shirt by west pit." "Pick him up." "Call Metro." "Any action?" "Uh, not much." "Couple of pickpockets." "Fight broke out in Mystique." "Situation under control." "What are you doing here anyway?" "Didn't you just work a double?" "I did." "Uh, Jason, who had the Sunday shift, called in sick." "Third time this month." "Yeah, how is he?" "I heard he was on a 48-hour poker binge." "I guess we gotta look for a replacement." "Mm-mmm." "Already on it." "Got about 50 resumes here." "I see that." "Hey, where's your partner in crime?" "Uh, he did a double too." "Said he needed to blow off some steam." "Wow." "Yeah." "Well, back to work." "Are you forgetting something?" "Oh, sorry." "That was great." "I meant the handcuffs!" "How you doin'?" "Good." "Uh, reservation for O'Malley, Barry O'Malley." "Mr. O'Malley, I don't see anything." "I made the reservation personally." "Do you have a confirmation number?" "No." "I'm sorry, sir." "We're fully booked." "Uh, wait." "I'm sorry." "Wh-What is the hotel policy under these circumstances, uh, Jan?" "You can try the M.G.M. or Caesars." "Next?" "Hi, a table for one, please." "Do you have a reservation, sir?" "No." "But, uh, do I really need one?" "Looks like there's plenty of tables." "It would appear that way, but, unfortunately, those are reserved." "We only keep half the restaurant open for walk-in business." "We'll buzz you." "Excuse me." "I need a club soda, please?" "Gimme a second, buddy." "What can I get you ladies?" " A dirty summertini, please." " I'd like to put their drinks on my tab." "You don't have a tab." "Actually, I do." "See, I own the place." "No, really." "I do own the place." " Loser." " Sorry, dude, but you got no game." "What the heck is he doing now?" "Is that Casey?" "I picked him up two minutes after he came into the joint." "The guy's been walking around for two hours incognito." "He thinks he's invisible 'cause he's wearing a hat and a stupid pair of glasses." "And this guy is a billionaire." "Now is that unbelievable?" "Honey, I really came here to tell you something." "Before I do, I want you to promise you won't get mad at me." "Oh, boy." "Does it have anything to do with my Aston Martin?" "No." "Okay." "How about that wacko, Dr. Paul?" "No." "Okay, we're off to a pretty good start here." "Now, what is it that you did?" "I invited Derek Stephenson to spend a few days at the Montecito." "Derek, Delinda's old boyfriend from college?" "Honey, he is a terrific guy." "He put himself through medical school." "He works for Doctors Without Borders." "I love the guy." "He's a great guy." "But why do you feel it necessary to play matchmaker?" "Because I'm Delinda's mother, and I want her to be happy." "And it's about time I took matters into my own hands." "Honey, it's been years." "The guy's probably married." "And how do you know that he's even interested in Delinda?" "Well, because he's flying 18 hours to come see her." "Delinda know about this?" "No." "But left to her own devices, honey" "Think about the losers she's brought home." "Hey, she was with Danny." "They had sex in a hotel room- Shh." "Please." "You almost killed him." "Is that the kind of relationship we want for our daughter?" "I can't believe how long it's taken us to realize that we can have this great sex with no romantic attachments." "You're not romantically attached, are you?" "No." "No, no, no." "It's safe to say that if anything emotional was gonna happen between either one of us, it would have happened years ago." "Agreed." "So it is what it is." "It is what it is." "Sure beats the gym." "Yeah." "As long as we both know that there's no, you know, emotional sort of anything." "Exactly." "And that we get your father's blessing." "Are you kidding me, Danny?" "I think that we should tell him." "We are both consenting adults." "We're not on Montecito property." "And, Danny, it's none of his business." "Do not tell him." "I gotta go." "Uh, wait-wait-wait-wait-wait." "Uh, do you mind taking the elevator down through the parking garage?" "Sure, McCoy, make a girl feel comfortable." "It's just that Mike's picking me up." "We're gonna go play some hoops." "I got it." "I got it." "He's gonna be out front." "Okay." "Danny, that was- I know." "Yeah." "Yeah." "All right." "Okay." "See ya." "Why am I always the last one to know?" "What the hell are you doing?" "Ed, Ed." "They lost my reservation." "They wouldn't seat me at Wolfgang's." "There were 10 tables available." "And your point is what?" "Ed, I came to the Montecito incognito on purpose." "I wanted to see how a regular guy gets treated in our hotel." "First of all, you had no reservation." "Secondly, you're dressed like a geek." "I'd have thrown you out." "What the hell's wrong with your eye?" "Oh, BASE jumping." "Tough landing." "Look, Ed, I want the Montecito to be a classy place, but a place where everybody is welcome." "Have you seen our last quarter numbers?" "They're great." "Yeah, I know." "That's fantastic." "But it doesn't matter." "Okay?" "We've become complacent, too confident." "What we need to do is take everybody down a peg." "How do you propose to do that?" "Take the heads of all the departments on a corporate retreat." "A retreat?" "Come here." "Hey, there you are." "Hey." "Took off after the game." "Uh, yeah." "Had some stuff to take care of." "Oh, yeah?" "Anything you want to talk about?" "Mm-mmm." "So, uh, do you consider us work friends or friend friends?" "Like, would we be friends if we weren't working together?" "Sure." "Yeah, I think we'd be friends." "Don't you?" "Yeah. 'Cause you can talk to me." "I'm cool." "I'm Kool Moe Dee, you know what I'm saying?" "Uh, actually, no." "Just that we can say whatever we want to each other." "It's a totally protected environment we got." "It's getting a little creepy, Mike." "What are you getting at?" "I just want to know if we have the kind of relationship... where we can tell each other personal stuff." "If this is about those interpretive dance lessons you're taking, I'm cool with that." "I already know." "No, this is not about- How do you know about that?" "I accidentally brought home your gym bag one day and I found these leg warmers with this "tighty" spandex" "They're called "manotards." They're common in the dance world." "Look, do you have anything you want to get off your chest to a non-work friend?" "No." "Nothin'?" "Nothin'." "Nothing at all?" "Nothing!" "What are you- Fine." "Whatever." "Ed wants to see everyone in the conference room." "Big meeting." "Okay." "Okay." "You had sex, didn't you?" "Excuse me?" "Who'd you have sex with, hooker?" "Okay, I had sex." "Uh-huh." "But with no one you know." "Really?" "I know quite a few people in this town." "Try me." "Well, he doesn't even live here." "I mean, he travels a lot." "He's a professional... bowler." "You had sex with a bowler." "No, never." "I had sex with Danny." "Danny?" "Yeah." "I don't know if that's cool or not." "What about Mary?" "Look, it just happened." "Besides, Danny and Mary are over." "Ask Danny." "Hey." "What about Danny?" " Well?" " He helped me rotate my tires." "My-My car was screwed up." "Oh." "Ed wants us all in the conference room." " Big meeting." " Mmm." "I hate when my tires need to be rotated, and Danny's not around." "Who's the nerd?" "Jan at the front desk said he was very rude." "I heard he told those chicks in Opus that he owned the place." "All right, that's enough." "What I wanted you all to see... is that I got turned down at Wolfgang's when there were at least 10 open tables." "Mmm." "Hmm." " Don't blame me." "Blame Sam." "I have to keep those available for high rollers or in case someone loses 10 grand at craps." " The least we could do is give away some cheap pasta." " Cheap pasta?" " I hardly call $64 risotto with black truffles cheap." " I smell a catfight." " The idiots in surveillance want to get involved?" "Maybe if you guys could keep track of how many comped guests we have," "Wolfgang's could afford to give away a few tables." "Did she say idiots from surveillance?" "She did." "I think you meant experts." "In all fairness- That's a really good point." " You heard me." "I said, "idiot."" " We do our job." "I know that." "If you would work together- She could have called you worse." "Maybe if you all did your jobs." "You guys don't realize how safe it is" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "All right, look." "Although it's clear that we have a very good bottom line," " there's obviously some major problems with complacency" " Yeah." " and communication between the departments." " Complacency." "And that is why you're going on a corporate retreat." "See, now that is the first good idea you've ever had." "You know that place north of Santa Barbara called Bacara?" "It's supposed to be- I could use, like, a seven-hour massage." " Yeah." " No, Aspen." "It's off-season, not as crowded, some skiing." " Pebble Beach?" " Pebble Beach is nice." " Oh, that's where I could work some golf in." " We are going paintballing." "Paintball." "We divide up into teams, hunt each other down." "Teamwork." "Bonding." "Casey, I think that this whole retreat thing is a great idea and everything, but I got, like, 25 interviews set up." "Sorry, Danny, look, everybody comes, or they're fired." "Everybody?" "Even Ed?" "Yeah." "Even Ed." "Ed's comin'." "Okay." "All right." "You better bring your game face." "Oh, yeah." "Ready for round two?" "Wouldn't that be more like round 10?" "Meet me in the presidential suite." "No, no, no." "No, no." "Not on the Montecito grounds." "Ever." "No prob." "I'm just gonna go and try on a new garter belt." "So, if you're in the area, feel free to stop by." " Honey, look who I found." " Derek." " Hey, get over here." " Hey." "How you doing, Mr. Deline?" "How you been?" "I've been all right." "What you been up to?" "Well, you know." "Not much." "Oh, no." "Not much." "He just got back from Kuala Lumpur." "He was in Thailand during the tsunami, and he's off to Bangladesh." "It's been quite an experience these last few years." "I can well imagine." "I'm proud of you, son." "Thank you, sir." "Hey, why don't you take Derek up to the presidential suite?" "Let him freshen up a little bit." " And I'll, uh- I'll try to find Delinda." " Great." "Good." "Take it easy." "No fooling around with the old lady!" "Oh, hey." "Oh." "Hi, Danny." "Oh, same floor." "Danny, this is Dr. Derek Stephenson, Delinda's college boyfriend." "How do you do?" "Good." "How you doin'?" "Nice to meet you." "So, uh, what kind of doctor are you?" "Well, I'm board certified in cardiothoracic surgery, but the last few years have been more triage type stuff." "Derek works with Doctors Without Borders." "First in his class at Harvard." " Wow." " So, what do you do here?" " Security." " Ah." "Danny's head of security." "He's a decorated marine." "Served in Iraq." "Wow." "So, where you headed?" "Presidential suite." "No, no, no." "Wait." "Uh, that's not ready yet." " Ed said it was vacant." " No." "They're doing a bunch of renovations stuff in there." "Contractor stuff." "It's-Why don't we just head down to Ed's office, and I will set you up with another suite." "Thanks." "Nice meeting you." "Nice to meet you." "All right." "Wow." "Here." "Put the cuffs on." "I still got to get ready." "Uh- Your boyfriend's here." "What?" "Yeah." "A Derek something." "Derek Stephenson." "Mm-hmm." "What?" "Where is he?" " Down at your dad's office waiting for you." " Oh, my God." " I'm a mess." "I have to get ready." "I have to get ready." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Hey." "Bye." "Ed." "Ed." "Hey, Case, what's up?" "Hey." "You getting all suited up?" "Oh, no, no, no." "I'm not going." "Come on, Ed." "We're going paintballing!" "No, you are going paintballing." "Ed, I already told the rest of the staff that you were going." "I've shot enough guns in my time, okay?" "How's it gonna make me look if you don't show up?" "It's like you said." "We all need to be taken down a peg." "A-Anyway, I got an interview for a new surveillance guy." "You have a good time, okay?" "I'll do my best." "Daddy, this is ridiculous." "Derek's only here for 48 hours." "Do I really have to go on this stupid paintball thing?" "I guess you gotta ask Casey." "I'm sorry, Delinda." "It wouldn't send the right message to the rest of the staff." "Mom." "Ed." "What?" "But, uh, since Ed is not coming, and we need even teams for paintball" "You wanna play, Derek?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Sounds like fun." " All right, you're in." " Sweet." " We have a suite all ready for Derek." " He doesn't need it." "He's, uh, coming with us." " Really?" " Problem?" " No." " Great." " Okay." "Well, I'll see you there." " Great." "No." "No, no, no." "No cable?" "Cable?" "I don't see a toilet." "Come on, you guys." "We're roughing it." "Didn't you guys go camping when you were kids?" "This may surprise you, but the Cannons did not camp." "We were city folk." "This is like the Plaza compared to where I've been staying." " Where's that?" " Well, most recently, Kuala Lumpur." "That was plush compared to Namibia." "There, we had to sleep on beds of bovine fertilizer." "You slept on cow crap." "Yep." "What the hell is that?" "I thought we were roughing it." "I-I got back issues." "Chiropractor's orders." "So, what's the deal with the new guy?" "Derek?" "Mm-hmm." "He was my college boyfriend." "We stayed in touch for years." "He's a really great guy." "My parents love him." "Yeah, yeah." "Where's that leave the other one?" "What other one?" "No one." "You guys just think I'm here to clean up after you... while you sit on your lazy butts, eating chips, gossiping, not including me!" "I'm sorry, Mar." "I was totally kidding!" "I don't care at all." " I like to clean." "It relaxes me." "I'll just mind my own business." "There was this guy I was seeing, but not really seeing, right?" " Well" " Shagging?" "Yes, but it was nothing." "Besides, Derek is just an old friend." "Yeah." "A friend who flies 18 hours just to say hello." "I saw the way he was looking at you earlier." "It's nothing." "How was he looking at me?" "Did I miss the paintball?" "No." "We haven't started yet." "Yes!" "Get your asses out here!" "Game on!" "Lock and load, baby." "It says here you worked security for The Poon House." "Well, you know, security's a little different than surveillance." "You have any surveillance type of experience?" "Yeah." "Good." "What was it?" "Oh, uh, I can't talk about it." " Why is that?" " Government, undercover type of stuff." " Undercover military?" " You could say that." "More, uh, C.I.A." "Black ops, huh?" " Well, like I said, I can't talk about it." " Where, uh-Where were you?" "I mean, if you can divulge that." "I" "Get up." "You all right, buddy?" "Next." "Uh, he tripped." "You." "Uh, you can go." "Oh, dear." "All right, grunts, some basic safety rules!" "Never point or aim your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot." "I have seen better players than you leave here with one eye less than they came with." "Questions?" "Where'd you get those shorts?" "I will take that as an attempt at humor, and I will move on." "Captains, step forward." "Call it in the air." "Heads." "Heads it is." "Choose your first teammate to go into battle." "With the first pick of the 2006 draft, Danny McCoy chooses..." "Iron Mike Cannon." " Whoa!" " Yeah." "All right, I'll take Dr. Derek." "Yeah." "All right." "Come on." "Come on." "With the third pick of the 2006 draft, Danny McCoy chooses..." "Sarasvati Kumar." "Yes." "No prisoners." "Let's do it!" "Okay, uh, we'll take Delinda." "Walk on down!" "Whoo!" "Delines are killers." "All right." "What do you guys think?" "Tough call." "They're both kind of weak." "I don't trust Sam." "Well, Sam, if cornered, could kill." "Good point." "Mm-hmm." "With the fifth pick in the 2006 draft" " Oh, just choose." " Sam." "We'll, uh-We'll take Sam." " Nothing personal, Mary." " All right, we got Mary!" "Mary, come on, Mary!" "We're happy to have you." "Oh, yeah." "Thrilled." "Okay, now, we're, uh, narrowed down to you four, but I would, uh, like to see you guys in a practical work environment." "So, notify whoever you have to notify, because you're gonna spend the next 24 hours right here." "No sleep, no food, no rest." "Need to call anybody?" "No, sir, Mr. Ed, sir." "Listen, if you really want this job," "I strongly discourage you from calling me Mr. Ed." "Come on." "Yeah!" "Let's hold it up here for a sec." "Now, before we work in a surveillance room, it would help if you knew what it was that you were looking for." "Okay." "So, uh, let's just watch this table." "Tell me if you notice anything." "Yeah!" "Anything unusual?" "The fragrance that gentleman's wearing I believe is a woman's perfume." "He's sliding the dice." "He's what?" "Sliding dice." "It's a popular cheating technique." "He tosses one of the dice while the other slides across the table." "Yeah!" "There's your winner." "That's very good, Tony." "Marvin, will you please escort this gentleman out of the casino?" "My pleasure, sir." "Let's go, scumbag." "You cheat this casino, this is what you get." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ah!" "Listen." "We do not treat people like that in here, okay?" "Get the hell out." "You all right, Alan?" "Yeah, Ed." "I'm sorry." "Listen, I owe you." "We're even." "No, no." "I'm sor- Listen." "Well, now there are three." "Okay, I say we split up into two teams." "Divide and conquer." "How about Delinda and I, then, uh, you and Mary?" "That's cool with me." "Remember, whatever happens, the ex-wife is mine." "Sam goes down." "Okay, I'm gonna say something controversial." "I think we should sacrifice Sam for the good of the mission." "Done." "Agreed." "That was easy." "I think you're right." "Casey's gonna want to go after her." "We use her as a decoy." "Dangle her like a piece of meat." "What are you losers lookin' at?" "Let's get it on!" "She's pretty into this thing." "Yeah." "Not a bad look, that whole G.I. Jane thing she's got goin' on." "Do I sense a little romance in the air, Mike?" "You and I don't talk about that kind of stuff." "What's that supposed to mean?" "It mean work is work and personal is private." "That's the way we roll." "You have something you trying to say?" "Uh, I believe I just said it." "What the hell was that?" "Yeah." "Okay, we see 'em." "You almost killed us, you nut job." "So you were just passing through?" "I might as well come clean." "Your mother called and asked me to come." "My mother?" "Why?" "I think she's playing a little matchmaker." "I guess she thought we'd see each other and maybe by some chance sparks would fly." "Oh, my God." "Something kind of ridiculous like that." "That is so embarrassing." "No, no, no." "Like you, who's this world renowned successful doctor, would just drop everything, fly across the world and come see someone you haven't seen in years." "Makes me seem a little pathetic, because here I am." "Right?" "Oh, right." "Well, I'm glad you're here." "So am I." "Sorry." "I didn't mean to pull you so close." "That's okay." "Well, there she is, all alone." "Too alone." "Makes me suspicious." "Mary." "Hmm?" "I'm gonna ask you something a little bit awkward." "Now, I don't want you to think of me as your boss, okay?" "What is it, Casey?" "Can I use you as a human shield?" "Y" "Hi, Casey." "Sam." "Hmm?" "Where's the rest of your team?" "No idea." "Put your hands up." " Let me see 'em." " It's all right." "Go ahead and shoot me." " I have no interest in this ridiculous game." " I don't trust you." "What else is new?" "Hi, Mary." "Oh, hi, Sam." "Sam." " Hmm?" " Hand me your flag." "Come get it." " Attack!" " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Anything to get her to shut up." "Nice shot." "I'm out." "Retreat!" "Retreat!" "Ah!" "Aw, man!" "Are you kidding me?" "So now this is where you're gonna be spending 15 or 16 hours a day, just watching these monitors." "Oh." "Now, here." "Someone tell me why this guy's got a red light pointed at his pocket?" "Just this guy?" "Tony, right?" "Go ahead, Tony." "It's an R.F.I.D. scanner." "It tells the casino how much a player has in chips in his pocket." "Exactly." "We have it set at 20,000." "This way we can cater to our higher-spending clients." "Help them find their way back to the tables." "Don't smile at me like you got the right answer." "Wipe it off." "Sorry." "Nothing about this is fun, okay?" "I mean, this is not a fun job." "And..." "I'm not a very nice man." "Hi, sweetheart." "I heard you were working late, so I brought you some dinner." " I'm in the middle of something, honey." " Oh, okay." "Continue." " He is a nice man." " Uh, no, I am not." "Don't listen to her." " Mitch, am I a nice man?" " Not really." "There you go." "Thank you." "Now, there's no eating, no sitting, no breaking." " We eat up here all the time." " Mitch, I might need a second replacement." "Again, if I catch you so much as leaning on a wall, you're done." "Now, is that understood?" "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." "Good." "Drop it, McCoy." "I got him!" "Hey guys, I got him!" "It worked, so you can stop kissing now!" "Because I got him, so you can stop kissing." "Yeah, I guess they didn't hear me." "Oh, my God." "What?" "This girl, she's eating off someone else's plate." " Honey, forget it." " Forget it?" "I mean, it's against my orders." "I mean, not specifically eating off someone else's plate, but, I mean, that's disgusting." "Now, here." "Just have some champagne." "Now, this is fun, isn't it?" "It's kinda like we're home alone." "The kids are gone." "Yeah, well, almost." "I mean, it was a very, very sweet idea." "Now she's dipping." "Honey, that's another thing." "Don't-Don't ever mention to a potential employee that I'm a nice guy." "You mustn't do that." "Okay." "Next time, I won't lie." "That's very funny." "Excuse me, Mr. Deline." "Whoa." "Sorry." "Sorry, uh, to bother you, sir." "I-I can come back later." "Lyle." "Lyle." "Lyle." "Come back." "What is it?" "It's all right." "Um, someone just stole two million dollars from one of the cages." "But I can see you're busy." "We can talk about it later." "All right, so what the hell happened?" "I don't know, Mr. Deline." "As far as I know, all the money that left here was accounted for." "Well, maybe someone knew we were short-staffed." "Lyle, you stay here and help count this money." "I want to know exactly how much was missing." " Yes, sir." " And Tony, come with me." "We need to look at the playback." "You guys seemed pretty hot and heavy." "It was all a diversion to get you." "Why?" "You jealous?" "Just making conversation." "Look, I had no idea he was coming." "If I did, I would have never slept with you." " Not because of you." " Hey, believe me." "I get it." " Bad timing is all." " Yeah." "So, you like this guy?" "Are you asking me as a friend, or you asking me as the guy I handcuffed and licked whipped cream off of?" "As a friend." " That's all we are, right?" " Right." "I don't know." "I mean, I haven't seen him in years." "It's crazy, him showing up like this." "What do you think?" "I think he seems like a pretty good guy." "I guess." "Yeah." "He is." "You're a good guy too, Danny." "Run that again, Mitch." "The time code is off." "What's that?" "The time code." "Look at it." "Someone must have switched the playback." "Right here." "Watch." " Mitch, you been here the whole time?" " I took my dinner break about 45 minutes ago." "Tony, uh, go switch with Lyle." "We'll reboot the system." "Now, the camera's gonna be down for about five minutes, so make sure no one gets near that cage with you." "Got it." "All right." "How's your face?" "Ouch." "Keep that ice on it." "Oh, yeah." "I'm sorry about that." "I was going for the gut." " Tomorrow, you go down." " Oh, really?" "Mm-hmm." "Hey, what you got there, Delinda?" "A little Louis XIII Cognac, about $1700 a bottle." " Ah." " Took it from Mystique." "Over here." "That's very generous of you, Casey." "Yeah." "Don't mind if I do see what $500 a glass tastes like." "It's good." "It's really good." "Hey, save some for the kid." "Smooth." " Don't worry." " I brought three bottles." " You can't put a price tag on bonding, right boss?" "Just make sure I get some." "You know, for the price of that sip you're taking, you could feed an entire village in Sudan." "For the bottle, hell, you could build a school." "Why didn't you say that when they were drinking?" "Didn't occur to me then." " Man sure knows how to bring down a mood." " Drink it." " Thanks." "Cheers." " I have a question." "Danny?" " Okay, if you're on a desert island, would you rather have 10 sandwiches and one woman or 10 women and one sandwich?" " Ooh." "That's heavy." "I'm gonna need some time with this one." " That is heavy." "Wow." "You want bonding?" "I have a question." "What is your best sexual experience of all time?" "Mary, that's a good question." "It is, right?" "Okay." "When I say that, it doesn't have to be intercourse." "But there does need to be another person present." "Sorry, Mike." " Ouch." " Oh, so it's like that, is it?" "All right." "I got one for you." "Best sexual experience with someone affiliated with the Montecito." " Ooh." "That is a nice question." " Thank you, Sam." "It's a little vague though." "How about if we say, uh, I don't know, in the last 24 hours?" "I need coffee." "Oh, my God." "My head is killing me." "Oh." "Hey, man." "Sorry if I brought up a sticky subject last night." "I didn't mean to dime you out." "It's fine." "I was just trying to protect her privacy." "But, apparently, she didn't have a problem not protecting mine." "Hmm." "Just so we're cool." "No, we're fine." "See, now I understand what you were getting at with all that "friends friends" or "work friends."" "Okay, okay." "Not my finest moment." "So, you guys just" "I don't know." "It just happened." "What about the doctor?" "You cool with that?" "Yeah, absolutely." "Actually, I'm more- more worried about Ed." "What do you mean?" "I just- I feel like I should tell him before somebody else does." "What?" "Why?" "I feel like I did something behind his back." "Okay, I've just run the numbers in my head, and if you tell him, one or two things could happen:" ""A," he could kill you." ""B," he could fire you and then kill you." "Either scenario doesn't sound too appealing." "Well, I'll take my chances." "Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny." "What's this?" "Looks like somebody was hitting it here last night." "You?" "Not me." "Well, I thought we just had this whole bonding thing." "It wasn't me." "I swear to God it wasn't me." " Think it was, uh, Casey and Sam?" " My back is killing me." "That air mattress?" "Terrible." "Nah." "Delinda and Derek?" "Wouldn't surprise me." "It is nice out here, you know, romantic." "Oh, you like that?" "Mm-hmm." "She just asked me where I got the baked beans." "Uh-huh." "What?" "Baked beans, my ass." "You dog!" "Gather round, grunts!" "I got a surprise for you!" "Good news." "Team Bellagio is on their way over for a friendly game." " Oh." " It is going to be a pleasure... to watch those soldiers wipe the field with your asses!" "Suit up." "It's time to go to war." "I hope you choke on that whistle." "Well, boys, the- The cops are on their way up." "Lyle, what do you think happened?" "You don't want to know what I think, Mr. Deline." "But, um, I do, Lyle." "See, that-that's the purpose of the question." " Oh, I think you did it." " Excuse me?" "I think you switched the playback." "You knew no one working would notice." "And you knew you could blame it on me- the perfect crime." "Which also means, if I may be candid, sir, that you're a disgrace to the security and surveillance game." "By God, Lyle, you're right." "I did." "I did switch the tapes." "See, I switched 'em so I could teach you what to look for when you're monitoring the floor." "But I cannot determine trust." "And if you're gonna work for me, that's all that really counts." "Now the question to you, Tony" "What the heck is two $10,000 chips amongst friends, huh?" "Wow." "Thanks, boys." "Yes, sir." "Sir, you have the right to remain silent." "Sorry about the disgrace comment, sir." "Punch in." "You're on the clock." "Thank you, sir." "All right, teams." "Take your positions!" "Listen up, everybody." "I'm gonna go on a solo recon mission and see what I can learn." "Then when I give the signal, we attack." "All right?" "All right, teamwork." "Come on." "Bring it in." "Bring it in." "And break!" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Listen, get your asses back here." "President Clinton is on his way." "His plane lands in an hour." "Okay." "Hey, uh, Bill Clinton's on his way to the hotel." "We gotta go." "What about Casey?" "He'll be fine." "I want the seven-hour braised rib ready and have Wolfgang start on the lobster mash." "Make sure that the presidential suite is immaculate." "No, I want Allen dealing." "Ask me if I care if it's his day off." "Get his ass over here." "Double guards at every door." "I'll call Secret Service detail, see what they have in mind." "Okay." "Hey." "Wow." "You guys learned all this from hitting each other in the ass with a paintball?" "Yeah." "Where's Casey?" "Hey." "Hey." "So he's all checked in." "We're all squared away." "Any problem with security people?" "Just the usual turf war stuff, but, uh, we're all playing nicely." "Good." "So, uh, I need to, uh, tell you about something." "Yeah?" "Go ahead." "What?" "Is it funny?" "No." "No, uh" " The other night, or day- actually day and night" " Yeah?" "Ed, I just- Oh, Danny, I'm sorry." "Delinda and Derek are downstairs." "We're gonna be late for dinner." "Just gimme a second, honey." "Yeah, go ahead." "You know what?" "It's, uh, just a minor surveillance situation." "We could talk about it some other time." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Hey, you want to come with us?" "No, I've got some work to do." "You guys have fun though." "Hey." "Where is he?" "In his suite." "Is he gonna play?" "All right, don't worry." "I'm not gonna get political on you, but, uh, this is cool." "I know." "I rode up in the elevator with him." "Did he hit on you?" "I wish." "He is hot." "How do I look?" "Sweetie, you look beautiful." "Yeah, if you're into that tall, blonde, supermodel thing." "Where's Prince Charming?" "Here he comes." "He cleans up good." "I know." "Ladies." "Hi." "Hello." "Wow." "Well, we're off to dinner." "If you'll excuse us." "Have fun." "Follow me." "Mmm." "I'm happy for them." "They look cute together." "Did I hear right, or did you just say something sweet?" "I don't care if people fall in love, as long as it's not me." "Ah, right." "Hey, man." " Hey." " I just finished up." "You didn't talk to Ed about, you know?" "No." "No, and I'm not real proud of that either." "But you're alive to tell the story." "Want to grab a beer?" "That would be outside of work, and I don't believe we're sanctioned to hang out in that type of environment." "I get what you're doing here." "Okay." "Come on, man." "I know this little place at Caesars, Pure." "Very low-key." "Yeah, I've heard." "But, no, I've got a bunch of work to finish up here." "Maybe some other time." " You sure?" " Yeah." "All right." "Uh" " About the whole Sarasvati thing." " What Sarasvati thing?" "I know you got my back." "And I know you got mine." "All right, man." "Later." "All right, man." "Hmm." "Ow."