"I know what it is." "I don't want to see it." "(LAUGHS) Hilarious." "No, I'm working on this new sexting app." "It's kind of like Instagram, right?" "But, instead of filters, it just makes your junk look huge." "Like, three to six inches bigger." "It's called "Junk Mail." Clever, right?" " No, and here's why..." " Sorry, hang on, one second." "I'm just gonna..." "What are you doing?" "(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)" "Okay, and send." "Sorry, you were saying something boring." "You just sent a dick pic." "It's called dating, grandma." "Look it up." "Why are you all cranky-pants this morning, huh?" "Oh." "It's because Ethan got promoted instead of you?"