"This is called spontaneous Kung-fu" "His dick can lift 300 pounds" "They say his whole body dicharges electricity" "His dick discharges electricity, too" "I didn't believe it at first but he said" "You don't have to believe it" "I'm sorry..." "Why do you go straight?" "Turn left" "It's the same to take Chien Kang Road" "We always take San Ming Road" "What's wrong?" "What's on your mind?" "Stop bothering me." "You don't drive" "You bought a cake too?" "If I had known it I wouldn't have bought one" "Leilei, where is Xiaoyun?" "She's at Mum's" "Xiaoqi, your friend?" "This is Wang Changgeng Hi!" "My brother." "My sister-in-law" "Your car looks great" "Just had it waxed in the afternoon" "He meant your car is beautiful" "Xiaoyun..." "Mum, we're back" "Mr. Zhou, don't eat betelnuts anymore Rinse your mouth" "This is blood, not betelnut juice" "To be honest" "I can no longer tell whether it's blood or betelnut juice" "How come?" "Betelnut juice is sweet and blood is salty" "Mum, where is my coat?" "Took it to dry cleaners" "You're moving out just like this?" "Why is Dad so late?" "Ask your brother to call him" "I think he has forgotten" "Today is his 60th birthday" "Mum, why are there two identical cakes?" "Really?" "It's true" "What does Changgeng like to eat?" "Anything will do" "He's coming to our home for the first time" "Why didn't you mention it earlier?" "He's an overseas student Anything will do" "Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun Don't stay so close to the TV" "Siming, it's bad for the eyes" "Call your Dad Okay" "Ouch!" "You stepped on my foot" "Xiaoyun, who is that person on TV?" "I don't know" "Watch it again Hello, is Doctor Chen there?" "It's you." "Uncle That is you" "Right" "Mum, look, it's uncle" "It really is you" "Gone." "Dead" "I didn't know you're an actor" "Just an extra sometimes" "That's how I met her" "Xiaoqi, you don't work in the bank anymore?" "I sell insurance" "Siming, where is Dad?" "He said he'll be back as soon as possible He told us to eat first" "Water the flowers for me" "Changgeng, go help" "Hello..." "Alicia I've been looking for you all day" "Do you know how much insurance you have to pay per year?" "More than forty thousand?" "I guess so Right, right" "That one which costs over 40 thousand is life insurance as a favor" "I've been selling insurance for a long time" "I know a little about Physiognomy" "I can tell from your look" "You won't lose a bit if you buy insurance do you understand?" "Sorry, Dad." "Sorry" "Doesn't matter" "Let's eat" "Let's make a toast to Dad" "Wish Dad a long life!" "Good future!" "No, no" "It's terrible to live so long" "High blood pressure." "Don't let him drink" "It's Dad's birthday" "Dad Mum said you have high blood pressure" "Your Mum wants me to stay away from meat and sex" "To be a monk" "Come on, let's drink" "Uncle looks very healthy" "You don't look seventy at all" "Of course not." "I'm only sixty" "Dad still swims everyday?" "Dad looks healthier than Siming" "Age doesn't matter Health is the most important" "Right." "That's why you need a physical checkup every year" "I can arrange it for you" "I'm very healthy" "You shouldn't say that" "Like, weather changes our fortunes too" "The older we are, the higher the premium" "And you know all your income is taxable" "But the insurance you get after death is not" "Wang Changgeng!" "What is he talking about?" "He sells insurance" "So you're saying old people like us should buy insurance?" "Old people like you should buy it" "Let your mum buy it" "She has all my money anyway" "Mum, speaking of money" "Can you mortgage this house and lend us some money?" "No way!" "You've already got two out of the three houses" "This house is under my name" "You think those two houses are enough for your brother to play around?" "One has already been auctioned by the court" "The one we live in has already been mortgaged a million times" "But Mum" "I want to move back here after changgeng and I get married" "Good!" "Why not?" "But there's not enough room" "What if we have children?" "Mum can look after the children for you" "Mum should move back to help you look after the children" "To tell you the truth your brother and I are too busy to do our things" "How can we have time to look after Dad and Mum?" "What things?" "What's the matter?" "What's wrong with Dad and Mum staying with us for a while" "Great!" "You are the good guy" "All you do is play Mahjong everyday" "And me?" "I clean up your mess and run around like crazy to clean up your mess" "The business is pretty good, isn't it?" "Right, you have just bought a new car" "What new car?" "Just a second hand Benz!" "Alright, are you finished yet?" "That's enough!" "I'm not dead yet!" "I want to eat the cake" "Here comes the cake!" "Come on, make a wish" "The light went out" "Lighter" "Don't bother" "Xiaoyun sing a birthday song for your granddad" "Happy Birthday to you happy birthday to you" "Happy Birthday to you happy birthday to you" "You're sixty too, right?" "Hello!" "Just a moment!" "Hello!" "OK" "Hang it up!" "Mum called to remind me to take birth control pills" "What day is today?" "Sunday" "Shit!" "I haven't taken them for three days" "What shall we do?" "I'll take them all together" "If you had told me I could've worn condoms" "No way" "Who knows if you use them all with me?" "You can buy 30 tickets for your employees" "You should not miss it" "You can only see it in Las Vegas" "There's nothing which can't be done" "It depends on how you do it" "About Fong..." "Xiaoyun, look what you have done!" "This is my new Chanel dress..." "I told you not to play Why don't you behave?" "You are not acting like a girl" "Be patient" "Xiaoyun, have a hamburger" "Eat!" "Eat!" "I don't want to eat..." "Take a bite Why don't you eat" "I want to go back to Grandma's Just talk to Tony" "The Friday Restaurant is all set" "Friday?" "Chen Siming I want to go back to Grandma's" "You haven't solved your Monday mess yet and you want to get a Friday going!" "Siming wants to borrow some money What do you think?" "Don't lend him any money He has never done anything decent" "But he did work hard every time" "Economy is bad, you can't blame him" "As long as he pays us back" "Why ask me then?" "I think what Changgeng said yesterday was right" "We are getting old" "But these days we don't have to rely on our children" "We can buy life insurance as a safeguard" "Well you stop talking about age?" "I am not retired yet" "If you ask those young guys to swim with me" "They might not be able to beat me in a competition" "You keep talking about age You make me feel old" "Will the children like it?" "Kids like to play with the hula hoops no?" "Bring Xiaoyun with you next time" "Are you looking for me?" "Yes, I need to talk to you" "What's wrong?" "Running out of money again?" "Mum, don't you know?" "Siming is full of wicked ideas" "He had just started his business" "But now, he promise to open a Friday Restaurant with a friend" "To open a restaurant?" "What kind of food will it serve?" "All kinds of food, but mainly drinks" "Mum we'll pay you back the money you lent us" "The guy we met just is from the advertising agency" "I already talked to him and I chewed them out!" "What kind of lousy propaganda is that?" "Mum, I've already told him to aim their promotion toward children" "Children like to play with hula hoops right?" "Right" "Madam Qin, this price is impossible" "You can go and check it out" "I've already checked" "I like to be straightforward" "Sign it or not" "Madam Qin can you increase just a little bit?" "If you keep bargaining like this no one will sell you anything again" "I'm the Director of the Preschool Education Council" "I own 3 kindergartens" "Who has more power?" "The one buying or the one selling?" "Alright, just add fifty cents, OK?" "Well... show a little more love For the sake of education" "Love?" "Please" "I'll leave that to the teacher" "This is my business" "Alright come tomorrow to collect the deposit" "Thank you..." "I'm sorry!" "A traffic jam" "It's quite alright For the sake of education" "Xiaoyun, let's go home" "I want to watch this cartoon" "Go home and watch" "No" "Let her watch it" "I'll take you for some ice-cream" "Great" "Mrs. Chen, how late is your husband's dental clinic open?" "10:00 PM" "Toothache?" "I haven't got the time to see the dentist" "I'll go tomorrow" "Go see my husband, Dr. Chen I'll register for you" "I'll give you the phone number and the address" "I've got them" "This is the address of the clinic" "Grandma, let's go Let's go have ice-cream" "And this is the phone number" "Thanks" "Welcome" "Robbery" "Don't bring the money like this again" "Right" "Thank you for coming" "Thank you" "The stockings, take them" "They're for you." "Bye" "Give it to you" "No, thanks" "Mum" "Another hundred thousand?" "You lent money to Brother again?" "He's running out of money" "I've talked to your Dad about buying insurance" "It doesn't matter if you buy it or not" "You're always like this No principle at all" "He is my son, your brother" "If you ask for help I will just do the same" "This is my principle as a mother" "One hundred thousand" "Xiaoyun" "Have you finished writing?" "I'm very tired" "Tired?" "My poor little girl!" "Come" "Let grandma help you, okay?" "Which word shall we write?" "Let's write the word Xiao" "Come, hold the pen" "Xiao, just like your name Xiaoyun" "Grandma, it's Uncle" "He is dead again" "Cut" "Xiaoqi, you count it every day Are you not tired of it?" "Counting others' money isn't the same as counting your own money" "I've only got small change" "It doesn't matter" "Sign your name here" "Dr. Chen, I'm Xiaoyun's headmistress" "My name is Qin" "Your hands are very strong" "I'm sorry" "A bit rough, my hands What's your problem?" "This side hurts It's worse once I open my mouth" "It's cracks" "It has been like this for two or three months" "Please wipe away your lipstick" "Open and close your mouth" "Relax, relax" "Think about something happy" "Close your eyes" "Think about something happy" "What do you feel now?" "Does it hurt?" "Did you hypnotize me?" "How come it doesn't hurt anymore?" "Under a lot of pressure?" "Nervous everyday?" "The children drive me crazy" "Teachers and staff just can't work without me" "You're suffering from temporo-palatal joint syndrome" "Your teeth have no problems" "You are so tense that you grit all the time" "And your gritting position is a bit off" "Relax" "I'll make you a tooth guard" "Put it on every night" "Then do some open-and-close-your-mouth exercises" "The wisdom tooth on the right need root canal treatment" "It's a little bit more complicated" "When can you come again?" "Any time you want" "What about Thursday 7 o'clock in the evening?" "Fine." "What is root canal treatment?" "Sounds horrible" "That is to pull out the nerves" "They are all damaged" "Damaged nerves?" "Look who's talking" "Hey!" "Mine" "Siming, that bloody manager has run away" "These hula hoop dancers none of them are willing to go on stage What shall we do?" "Call the police" "Two circles" "Here come the police" "Show me your ID cards" "You're finished." "I win!" "Who is in charge here?" "The one talking on the phone?" "Hang up, hang up" "Siming, they're asking for the manager" "Siming, are you listening?" "Siming" "Are you waiting for your boyfriend?" "Yes, we're celebrating our anniversary" "Don't tell my husband" "Isn't it beautiful?" "Whose is it?" "Mine." "It's new." "Get on" "How much?" "Eighty thousand" "What a spendthrift!" "Just some money down" "But you promised me to save money together" "I have been working hard" "Working hard?" "You told me to buy a cheap wedding ring" "But you spent eighty thousand dollars just like that" "You're really selfish" "Today is our anniversary" "Did you buy any present for me?" "Did you?" "Wish you good luck!" "Bye!" "Xiaoqi, what is it?" "Why such bad humor?" "Hey!" "I can make more money" "Make more money?" "When?" "We earn money so we can spend it, right?" "Changgeng, I've just spent thirty thousand dollars on clothes" "As long as you are happy" "I should have bought that wedding ring" "There will be money for the wedding ring when the time comes." "Don't worry" "Are you getting married?" "It's up to you" "Lean on my right" "Relax and close your eyes" "Lean on my chest" "It won't hurt" "It will only sting a bit" "But soon you won't feel anything" "Coming!" "Coming, coming!" "Leilei!" "Mum, I'm sorry." "Can I leave these hula hoops here for a moment?" "And..." "What's the matter?" "Those hula hoop players won't play anymore" "The manager ran away." "Show is finished" "Don't put them here." "Don't put them here" "Put them inside" "Where is Siming?" "I don't know" "Mum" "Xiaoyun why don't you put on more clothes?" "You're still up?" "Come on, I'll put you to bed" "I'll get you some medicine" "Come again at 10 pm on Friday" "But you close at 10, isn't it?" "Alright, alright" "Whatever you say" "See you then" "Xiaoyun, be good." "Put your legs down" "Go to sleep." "Let Mum tell you a story" "There were once three pigs who wanted to build houses" "The first little pig was lazy" "He bought some straw and built a house without much thought" "The second pig wanted to build one too" "He bought some timber" "And built a house within a couple of days" "The third little pig also wanted to build one" "He kept working and working till it was finished" "One day a pile of hula hoops fell down" "Then the house was mortgaged" "Nothing left" "Nothing" "Mum, have you fallen asleep?" "Don't you think that you're a bit too old for this kind of thing?" "What do you mean?" "I mean being a dentist is no easy job" "Don't you think you're too old?" "You're my responsibility" "Who asked you to take any responsibility?" "You're happy and I'm happy, that's enough" "I like straightforward women like you" "Are you happy?" "15!" "Longlong is singing." "Quick!" "Longlong is a gold mine" "His fans follow him everywhere" "His customers follow him here loyally" "Siming how much does he earn every night?" "It's hard to tell It depends on whether he likes it or not" "Once a customer offered him six hundred thousand" "Really?" "Guess what for?" "For just a kiss" "Siming and Tommy you two have wasted your time for nothing" "We might as well change career" "Mei Mei, you're lucky" "A kiss from me only costs sixty thousand" "Cut it out" "Sorry to have kept you waiting" "There're too many customers today" "I bring four of them out first" "The others will come later" "Hi, madam." "To you!" "How should I address you?" "Mrs. Yu Mrs. Yu" "Mrs. Yu?" "No, it's Ms Liu" "All who come here are young Miss not Mrs" "Siming, Siming" "What's up?" "I..." "I feel like going out for a midnight snack" "There's some Peking noodles in the fridge" "I want to have some sesame pancake and twisted fritters" "You make me feel hungry, too" "I'll bring some back I'll bring some back" "It's okay." "I'll come along" "You go by yourself then." "I'm not going" "What's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "Why do you follow me all the time?" "I'm tired" "I want to be alone, alright?" "Why are you in such a bad temper" "Can't I have some sesame pancake and twisted fritter?" "Can't I have some time to myself?" "Can't I?" "Can't I?" "Sure, you can" "Then get me two hundred thousand dollars tomorrow" "How much money do you think we have at home" "I made the money" "I don't want to beg for money anymore" "OK." "OK" "You earned the money you can spend it anyway you wish" "You think I enjoy minding your business" "Everyday I think about saving money here and there" "Utilities, food, plus bookkeeping" "You take care of them all starting tomorrow" "You can do whatever you want" "Grandpa, please get up" "Get up Getting up early is good for your health" "Remember this:" "Health is 1" "Beauty is the 0 in the 10" "Wealth is the second 0 in the 100" "You can keep adding 0 to it" "But without Health" "Everything goes back to zero" "Good morning." "Grandpa" "Good morning" "Grandpa, brush my teeth please" "Brush teeth, how?" "Upwards and downwards" "Hold me, Grandpa" "Xiaoyun soon I won't be able to lift you up at all" "Breakfast for today:" "sesame pancakes and twisted fritters" "All you have to do is tell me what you feel like eating" "Here are twenty thousand dollars for you" "Grandpa, you smell good" "Brush you teeth" "Dr. Chen is not here" "He's not available at his clinic these mornings" "You may register for the afternoon session" "I'm going crazy" "Don't get crazy" "I have to attend a meeting for board of directors" "My life has been so meaningless for years" "Look at you." "I'm glad I'm not your wife" "Be good, help me tidy things up in here" "When are you leaving?" "I'm not leaving" "You've got the guts?" "No guts, no gain" "Gotta have guts to do this How's my guts" "You are truly mad" "You wait for me" "You talk to Miss Pang tell the children to be careful" "Okay" "Madam Qin, how are you?" "How are you?" "Mrs. Chen" "How do you feel?" "Better?" "Much better." "Pinya... eh..." "Dr. Chen is very good at his work" "Grandma" "Time to go home" "Madam Qin, look what I've made" "Wow!" "Beautiful!" "This is a fan, isn't it?" "This is a Popsicle" "I see, that's how your Popsicle looks" "You are smart" "Hey!" "We should go home" "Madam Qin, bye-bye" "Bye-bye!" "Grandma, Madam Qin smells good" "She smells just like Grandpa" "Xiaoyun, what did you just say?" "I said Madam Qin smells good" "And then..." "And she smells just like Grandpa" "Your mum is waiting for you... wait" "You're sweating ask the teacher to clean you up" "You'll catch cold like this" "Mrs. Chen, what's the matter?" "Nothing, nothing" "One, two, three, four..." "How beautiful!" "Is Xiaoyun good?" "Did you go to school?" "I'm good, I do go to school" "Grandpa is no good, he didn't go to work" "Really?" "Xiaozhen, do they belong to Dr. Chen?" "Yes, they're Dr. Chen's" "He sent me here to pick up some stuff he recently bought" "Is there anything else?" "Couple trousers he had asked me to have them altered" "What are you up to?" "You scared me" "You didn't go to work today?" "No" "It is exactly the smell, it must be her!" "What are you doing?" "What exactly did she see in you?" "I even registered for her" "I can't imagine the case is over so soon" "Either way I'm busted" "What do you want me to do?" "Why couldn't you just wash off the smell before coming home?" "Even the kid smelled it" "It is not the time to discuss the smell what do you want?" "Leave that slut, never do this again" "I can't do it" "You mean you can't let go a lousy tramp who comes on to an old fart like you?" "I'm not an old fart and she's not a lousy tramp!" "What is she then?" "She is" "She is a loving and caring woman" "She doesn't nag" "She knows how to enjoy life" "She is a slut!" "Chen Pinyan!" "I guess you are crazy" "You're right!" "I am crazy It's finally time" "Fine." "Let's all get crazy" "I want a divorce!" "I have no objections!" "What about the clinic?" "I quit" "I can finally quit" "Then" "What about the children?" "Do they still need custody?" "You can have it" "What about the money?" "There isn't much left anyway you can keep it all" "I want nothing but a bit of freedom" "I'm really fed up" "I never thought he would just leave" "He comes home every evening" "All these years" "I have never tried to control him or anything" "He doesn't even take a piece of clothing with him" "What's up with him?" "Is there anything wrong?" "Nothing" "You fill up the form" "You go home first, we'll talk later" "I don't know what I have done wrong" "That Madam Qin she's just a bit younger than I" "Should I go to the Board of Education and report on her?" "I will protest in front of the kindergarten" "I will tell the truth so that she can't run the kindergarten anymore" "See." "He never wore anything so red and smart" "He even buys jeans now" "He's 60 year old man." "What does he want?" "Dad really goes all out" "These are all designer labels" "He is leaving them all behind?" "Ma, you bug him too much about his age" "It's probably menopause" "He will be back in a few days" "Men!" "Like you always say" "They are sometimes like kids just don't mind him" "But when I mention divorce he agreed to it right away" "At your age?" "Getting a divorce?" "He got me all crazy." "Well, how old am I?" "You taught me, didn't you?" "Don't be threatening men with breaking up all the time" "But look what are you doing" "I'm your mother, so I gotta teach you" "What about me?" "Hello" "Siming, can you come back right away?" "They say that we haven't shown any respect..." "There are rules around here" "You give them some drinks first I'll rush there soon" "Just be careful, don't say anything" "Xiaoyun, don't play with that gun" "Put it down, put it down" "Little girl, give it back to uncle now" "Your mum is scared" "Whatever you and Pa decide to do we'll respect it" "I've to take care of some things Xiaoqi, you stay with Mum" "Stay home for the night" "You are just like Dad words without responsibilities" "I don't know how Leilei puts up with you" "You manage your Changgeng I'll manage my wife" "She really, really loves me" "Mum, men are lovable and disgusting at the same time" "I will help you get Dad back, OK?" "See who is coming, and I'm not lying" "I don't even have to bother looking" "Tired birds are coming home now" "Dad, you look tired" "Take a rest" "Sweet talk and everything will be fine" "I will go now, bye bye!" "I've come to get some clothes" "You have no shame" "Dad, what do you want anyway?" "Xiaoqi, it's our business you kids stay out of this" "If I were a kid I would stay out of this" "But I am an adult now" "So what?" "You marry someone when you feel like it or you don't when you don't feel like it" "Did I say a word?" "You're living with a guy have I ever stuck my nose in your business?" "I respect you as an adult" "I respected everyone all these years" "Why don't you respect me for once?" "I really don't understand" "You are the most perfect couple that I know" "It has been my dream to have a marriage just like yours" "What on earth do you want?" "Dad!" "Dad, do you really love that woman?" "Will she take care of you like Mum did for years?" "How many years do you think I'll still have?" "Dad!" "I beg you not to leave!" "Take care of your Mum" "Dad" "When you are with parents please smile a bit more, okay?" "I know you're tired after taking care of the children all day..." "Okay, that's it." "Thanks for you help" "A bit more smile a bit more kindness and effort" "Mrs. Chen, thank you" "Thank you for bringing over the stuff for me" "They are Pinyan's" "You tell him, if he wants to move he should really do so" "Let's not discuss private matters in school" "I don't get it you're an attractive woman" "Why would you want to be fooled by an old guy?" "Who is fooling whom around?" "And you claim to be working for education" "You are wrong, I'm not an educationist" "I'm a business woman in education" "Which century do you live in?" "Nowadays men and women struggle for a living just the same" "You think if you stayed at home and waited on him he'd be kind to you?" "Don't you have a name of your own?" "My name has been Chen for years" "Well then I am not seducing any teenage kid" "Right!" "You are capable and liberated" "For you it is just fooling around nothing serious" "But my husband and my home are my life" "They are my life" "I just can't stand a woman crying" "Okay, please don't cry" "Why must you be so uptight?" "If it hadn't been me today it would have been somebody else tomorrow" "It's just my lousy luck to run into him at a time like this" "You see, what a lousy luck I have?" "I have got to carry this huge suitcase home for you" "Oh, gosh!" "Why is it so heavy?" "Do me a favor, would you?" "Help me carry this over to the car" "Would you help me, please?" "Okay?" "Come on!" "Come on, I'll make a toast to you all" "Thanks for taking care of me" "But you are not taking good care of me today" "Longlong hasn't come to have a drink with me" "Tell Longlong to come over, hurry" "Siming is like my little brother you are too" "We are of the same family" "You've got to save my face" "Feng, had you mentioned earlier we would've come to Mr. Chen's assistance long ago" "I toast to you, Big Brother Help yourself" "Big Brother?" "Are you underage?" "Hey kid, your whisker is just growing right?" "It depends on where you mean" "Longlong is here" "Longlong, come over here" "Longlong Feng" "I think I am drunk" "Feng, so soon" "Why don't you make a toast to everyone ten thousand a shot" "Fine, I'll drink to everyone, one by one" "Changgeng why on earth should we get married?" "Why don't you get some sleep?" "Why should two people who are together get married?" "And then I wait on you and you support me?" "Why is it every time you ask why" "I get so sleepy?" "Fine we don't have to talk about marriage" "I might as well move back to my mum's" "You don't care anyhow" "Fine." "Do as you wish" "I really don't know why" "Why do you always get so upset over other people's business?" "You made me all confused" "Are you confused?" "Or am I confused?" "Other people's business has nothing to do with our marriage" "Don't make things so complicated" "Getting married is simple" "All that stuff about buying a car and a house before getting married" "Just think, after we get married" "You make money, and I do, too" "We make money together and be happy!" "Is it so simple?" "I think it is not that complicated" "OK!" "Do you move back to Hong Kong or stay here after getting married?" "As you wish!" "What happens when we have children?" "We'll spare him a bowl of rice" "You don't get what I'm saying, do you?" "Do you understand what I am saying?" "You don't understand me I don't understand you why we should be together?" "It's up to you!" "In this world does one really understand another?" "Twenty Ten" "Fifteen" "Nothing" "I like him." "Only him" "I'm sorry, I'm the boss here" "That's right, you're the boss" "You make the decision here, boss, right?" "Yeah." "Boss" "You sang very well" "Has anyone ever told you that your eyes can speak?" "No." "You could see them in this darkness?" "Since when do you hire foreign workers in your lounge?" "Don't you know she's quite popular there?" "She is the star not available to everyone" "Really?" "Isn't it the same at your place?" "Isn't that Longlong overseas Chinese from Thailand?" "Coming from overseas is always popular" "What's it gonna be?" "Yes or no?" "Yes what?" "No what?" "Fifteen" "You drink this one for me" "Feng, spare me" "I have already had three glasses for you today" "Feng, let it be Enough" "My kidney is in a pretty good shape but not my liver" "Not a piece of you is in good shape" "Feng, I always win." "God damn me" "Bottom up for me" "He drinks his share You've got to drink up yours" "Good, good" "Damn!" "How many tables is Longlong serving tonight?" "Doesn't he know I'm here?" "I am treating today!" "He's making me lose face" "Is Longlong very popular?" "Of course" "You dance very well" "Thank you" "Ain't you buying Longlong a Big Drink?" "A Big Drink?" "You know, a tip for the boy" "Three thousand dollars for a glass" "It depends on how many you buy" "Three thousand for a glass!" "One glass is enough" "Then one glass" "I'll hurt someone if Longlong doesn't come in soon" "Feng, don't lose your temper" "Master, Master" "What's up now?" "Do you want me to sit down or go dancing?" "Longlong is dancing with a customer now" "Three thousand for one session I will buy his whole night" "He is dancing?" "If he doesn't show up in 30 seconds just wait and see" "Should I pay for the dancing?" "I mean, buying you a Big Drink" "You dance so well, they won't charge you" "I dance every morning" "Dancing in the morning?" "Right!" "Twenty seconds" "Feng, I toast to you" "Damn it!" "Longlong you don't behave like this with me!" "Feng, I have some other customers here" "When I am here you aren't supposed to have others" "Feng, can I make no deal with you for one day?" "You can't" "You want dance?" "I have already finished" "It's your turn now" "You stood me up for this old bitch?" "You are the bitch" "Mr. Chen, who are you shouting at?" "Tell me!" "Tell me she's the old bitch!" "She is my mum" "No wonder you wouldn't come in" "You're screwing your boss' mother" "You must have good money" "Mr. Chen you are bound to be filthy rich" "You even make money off you mother" "How dare you shout at my son!" "Stone, wreck this place up" "Got it?" "Where is your car?" "I don't know how to drive" "Get a taxi" "There is one" "It's got someone already!" "They got away" "Where are they?" "Go find them!" "Auntie" "You are..." "I am Changgeng" "Do you know each other?" "This way Chase them" "Get on the bike, go" "You watch it." "Don't ever come back!" "He is Longlong" "This is Changgeng he is my daughter's boyfriend" "How do you do?" "How do you do?" "I think what Uncle has for that woman... is merely sexual desire, not love" "So don't you worry" "A man of sixty still interested in that kind of thing" "What thing?" "What Changgeng just said!" "What thing did Changgeng just say?" "You know... that..." "Uncle" "The last two words" "Sex..." "Sex..." "Sexual desire Right" "You see, your problem lies right here" "You don't even dare mention sex" "Uncle is at his menopause" "Don't help her find an excuse" "I bet... that woman got some things you don't have" "Right, she is younger and bolder" "She is liberated and has no shame" "She is more exciting" "She... is lustful" "Good, you're making progress" "Got any cigarettes?" "We'll reward her with one" "Don't turn on the light" "You are so unromantic, come on!" "When is the last time you initiated love-making" "None" "Is he impotent?" "Sex is not the most important thing between couples" "The most important thing is men should be responsible for the family" "To provide security to this home" "Uncle Chen in my heart is just like this mountain" "Come on!" "It's fun" "You see him as a mountain?" "Why don't you see him as a sea?" "Sea is too enormous to grasp" "Sea is great, it's water" "If you got a glass this small the water is the same size" "And if you have a jug this large the water becomes this large" "You put water in the sea and flow along in it" "Changing and growing all the time sounds good?" "That doesn't give me a sense of security" "Sense of security?" "Do you women provide us men with that?" "Sure we do!" "Really?" "Like Xiaoqi?" "She wants marriage in one minute and doesn't the next" "Does that give me a sense of security?" "Do you give her a sense of security?" "Of course I do Look what I do for a living" "I am an insurance broker I am a good example" "I put her name down as beneficiary for my own insurance policy" "Incredible" "Have you got any insurance?" "Why should I buy insurance in my line of work?" "All-round insurance" "Not that kind" "Let's say you drink too much you get sick" "Or if you fight and get hurt you'll be compensated for all that" "You're not only insured at this moment but your whole life" "Okay, I will buy it" "You will?" "Now?" "Right, we are efficient" "I don't want to listen" "Xiuyu dentist clinic" "We open from" "Monday to Saturday" "Nine am to noon two pm to five pm" "What is your name?" "Cai Deyao" "How old are you?" "Twenty eight" "Education Background?" "College graduate" "College graduate?" "Why do you work here then?" "Fast money!" "I'll take off when I earn enough" "Occupation: gigolo Where to?" "Public relations" "I enjoy travelling" "I'll pick a country and settle down" "What about your parents?" "I am alone, they are all dead" "Who is your beneficiary?" "You can write her name" "Me?" "Sign" "It feels odd" "Talking to you both today feels great" "I seldom have this kind of feeling while talking to my children" "I tell you this:" "Don't treat your children as children" "Treat them as friends" "And your husband, treat him as lover" "Then you practice talking about sex ten times daily" "Sex..." "Then lustful..." "Mum" "Mum" "Mum" "Mum" "Come in" "So messy" "I want you to know" "I am Cai Deyao after work no more business" "This name doesn't match you you are more like Longlong" "Of all the stories I heard yours is pretty touching" "However you can only stay here free for one night" "You can take a bath" "You can sleep in this room" "I sleep outside, okay?" "Sorry to trouble you I'll just stay for one night" "Not one night." "It's morning already" "Go get some sleep" "This is a water bed" "Don't be nervous." "I bring you clothes" "You've got what other women have I've seen them all" "Just don't get hurt in my house, OK?" "Sorry..." "I just wanted to tell you that this lock is broken" "Well, let me tell you electric tube, gas gun, whistle" "I have them all" "No wonder your husband left" "Why don't you go to sleep?" "Sorry, sorry" "Ouch!" "Why don't you shut the door?" "Longlong, Longlong" "How could I let him down?" "Mum, where did you go?" "I couldn't find you this morning" "A hundred thousand what do you get another hundred for" "Household expense" "Ma, I am moving back home" "Perfect, you take care of the house then" "What about you?" "I am leaving home temporarily" "Where are you going?" "Take good care of yourself" "Changgeng, that guy is pretty good" "Ma'am" "Chen Xiaoqi?" "Are you Chen Xiaoqi?" "Hu Qizhong your classmate from primary school" "Ah!" "You've grown up now" "I'm wearing glasses" "You are just as pretty as when you were young" "Really?" "Really!" "How much do I pay in advance?" "Ten thousand" "Fine" "Mum" "Ten thousand" "What are you doing?" "Someone has to inform his family" "He doesn't have relatives in Taiwan" "Let's go, better not get involved in this sort of thing" "Do you have a sense of responsibility?" "It all happened because of me I can't just leave it" "This is fine, thank you" "Mum, last night did you...?" "What...?" "I was afraid that he might take advantage of you" "He didn't" "I initiated it" "Mum!" "This is all you care about?" "But how could I stay in this business if words get out?" "Then you tell them, I am not your mother" "Tell them you saw someone else" "I didn't mean that" "Sometimes" "I think I must have spoiled you" "You seldom think for others" "Only what's good for you" "Although your father is making a mistake at his old age he at least provided me with a good life for years" "Have you ever thought of Leilei and Xiaoyun?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Siming, the police is here to close down our restaurant" "He is looking for the person in charge" "It's you again" "You have such lousy luck always on the phone" "Dad has made some tasty soup" "Come, try it" "Why don't you have some?" "It's too hot, I'll have it later" "Not so loud" "Do you know how long we haven't been together?" "You don't have to be the boss yourself" "I don't need designer clothes" "Didn't you want to have a son?" "We are too busy to have another child" "You could find a good job" "There are lots of high-pay jobs around right?" "Siming..." "Siming..." "Siming..." "Look at you" "You've got grey hair" "Your hands are strong" "Of course, I play tennis everyday" "Great!" "You could use that strength later" "Use it to vote for me" "Of course" "Thank you!" "My hand!" "Thank you" "Why did you say his hands are strong?" "Is this all you are telling me?" "Nothing!" "Nothing!" "Give me a vote!" "Thank you!" "Pin" "Zhen" "Pin" "How are you!" "Where have you been?" "I am terribly busy" "I heard you got divorced again" "My fate is rotten" "I've told you not to jump into marriages you never listened" "The gentleman is?" "Your friend?" "This is Mr. Chen" "A friend for a screw" "The smell of durian reminds me of home" "Why don't you go home?" "I sure will, when I earn enough money" "What do you mean by 'enough'?" "Until I am dead beat or I can't stand it anymore" "There is much work out there" "Why do you especially choose..." "To live on women?" "I live on women, you live on man it is all the same" "It is not the same" "I gave out the best years of my life Thanks" "I am tired too" "Be careful" "If it weren't for people like us how would your son survive?" "I guess he should be alright now" "He is a grown up he should be responsible for himself" "Wow!" "What is it?" "You had better not eat durian in the hospital" "I miss home" "Time for injection Boy, it smells horrible" "Head nurse" "Has anyone told you that your eyes can speak?" "Thank you" "Alright!" "Put the durian in the fridge so others won't complain" "That is it" "Sorry!" "Head nurse" "You are beautiful today" "Changgeng is here" "Your insurance premium will be ready next week Really?" "Really So soon" "It's good that we ran into Changgeng the other day" "Right, if I hadn't met you that day" "I wouldn't have known Changgeng" "Right, if you never met her you wouldn't need me today, you see" "You didn't tell Xiaoqi about me did you?" "I have been looking for her for several days" "What's the matter?" "What happened?" "She said she wants to be alone for a while" "She wants to think a little" "I don't know what she needs to think about" "Everyone should think a little" "What about?" "Think about why you want to marry Xiaoqi?" "She is so bad-tempered nagging all the time" "She has been like this since the first day I met her" "You never know" "One day, out of the blue you might pick on her for this and that" "How can that happen?" "I fear she will pick on me" "Are you tired?" "Still alright" "Are your parents home?" "They have all left" "My father walked out on us with another woman" "My mother was so angry that she moved out as well" "Poor Xiaoqi" "Why don't you invite me to your place?" "Alright" "Come" "How dare you banging another man behind my back?" "One moment please" "What happened?" "I am here to sell insurance, but she..." "Selling insurance to my wife on the couch Nothing" "No" "Don't hit him." "Don't hit him" "Don't hit him" "He is dead" "Wait a minute" "Sorry, I..." "I..." "Sorry" "It not you..." "Shall I go?" "Fine, bye-bye" "What is the matter?" "What is the matter?" "Hey, one moment please" "Hey" "Is it my mum?" "Why does she want to talk to you?" "Thank you" "Miss, be quick" "Thank you" "I am the mother of your employee" "If I knew my daughter's company has group insurance Thanks then as a mother, I feel secure" "Because..." "You see, this is my daughter" "Sit down, please" "No thanks" "She has been in your company for a year now" "So that gives you one more reason to buy this group policy from me" "You see I explained to Manager Liu Deputy Manager Xing and your supervisor the protection this policy offers to the company" "Therefore, to you" "You see, if you bought this group policy" "I would naturally encourage her to stay here and not change her job easily isn't that so?" "Yes" "I've tidied up the place for you" "A home should be like a home" "I have never regarded it as a home" "Are you happy with it?" "Mine" "Yours?" "I didn't know that I've got a new tenant" "I don't want to go home" "But I've got no place to go" "It's just until my insurance career picks up a little" "I'm looking for a place now" "I won't trouble you for long" "I'm hungry" "Coming up" "You work on anyone when you get a chance don't you?" "She said she needs a job" "Should I recommend her to work as an extra?" "But she comes to the bank to sell insurance it's embarrassing" "It's right to start with the people you know" "You're her daughter" "If not you, she'd start with Longlong, or those gigolos" "Who?" "What gigolos?" "How are you getting on with your work?" "Has anybody bought insurance from you?" "Quite a few." "Because I'm long-winded" "I tell you, when I'm at home I'm Cai Deyao" "I don't do business" "I still think the name Cai Deyao doesn't suit you" "Mr. Cai Deyao" "Longlong, Longlong, I'm not that lustful" "Good" "Don't use your hand." "Use chopsticks" "Alright, you should like my mother" "I haven't been anybody's mum for a long time" "Check who it is before opening the door" "Hey, open the door Who is it?" "Changgeng" "Let him in" "He has a good nose." "He can smell the food Xiaoqi is here too" "Let me introduce Cai Deyao to you" "I know him" "He's the one who uses stockings to collect money from women" "That gigolo" "No wonder you don't want to go home" "It has nothing to do with him" "Don't comment on things you don't know" "Since you're here let's have dinner together" "Why not?" "Go eat yourself" "C'mon, go get her" "You should explain it to her" "Do you think she'll understand?" "Do you think she'll listen?" "I don't want to listen" "Alright" "What happened?" "My dad is being screwed by a young woman while my mum is screwing a young man" "Changgeng what's happened to this world?" "What's happened?" "Let's get married" "Dare I?" "Dare I?" "Dare I?" "Your dad's gone to buy breakfast" "He'll be back soon." "Sit down" "Alright, I'll wait for him" "How is Xiaoyun?" "Fine" "I don't think I have seen you before" "No, you haven't It's my mum who picks up Xiaoyun" "But now she has moved out to live with someone else" "With whom?" "With whom?" "Strange." "Where has he gone?" "He's not back yet." "I'll be late" "Why does it take so long?" "Dad" "Someone wants to see you" "Help me get the grocery" "Someone wants to see you." "Come in" "Mum, Dad asks us to come to ask you for money" "Come in and have breakfast with us" "It's getting cold Why don't you put on more clothes" "Why don't you greet people?" "Grandpa" "Call him uncle" "Follow me" "What do you want?" "I wanted to see how you're doing?" "Cut the crap." "What do you want?" "Dad can you borrow money from Auntie Qin?" "I'll pay it back in two weeks" "You'll call any woman mum if she gives you money!" "I'm not like you I won't do things just for money" "Besides money am I completely worthless?" "Come have breakfast quickly" "I have a meeting to attend" "Auntie Qin" "What Auntie Qin?" "Eat your breakfast" "Go home and tell your Dad" "I'm not a bank" "Don't I send you enough money each month?" "It's getting more and more difficult to earn money" "The expense are high We should be more careful" "Mum, you're going to marry this grandpa or this uncle?" "A kid shouldn't ask so much" "Why are you so loud?" "He's just a kid" "I got to go" "Dad, I'm going" "I have let your mum down but I have treated you fairly" "What else can I do other than being a gigolo?" "Sign here" "Big brother four million really is not enough" "What about a little bit more?" "Your house has been mortaged for numerous times" "I regard it as a loan on credit to you" "Nowadays, it's difficult to find such a philanthropist" "I donate one million dollars to the charities each year" "Don't worry I'm sure I can pay the money back" "Of course you don't have to pay it back" "But then you should take some calcium tablets" "To make your bones stronger!" "Hello!" "The bank informed us that" "Cheng Bao Co's cheque has bounced again" "Xiaoyun, look at the mess you've made" "Have you found Tony?" "He went abroad The landlord has called again" "Anyway we must raise five million dollars before Friday" "Don't worry." "I can manage it" "Come on!" "Come on!" "28..." "Be careful Your neck will ache if you play too long" "Run Run!" "It crashed" "Don't play" "Come over" "Take a rest" "Very comfortable" "You must have been very beautiful when you were young right?" "You haven't worked for a long time An occupational disease?" "I told the truth" "I can no longer tell what's true and what's not" "Right" "You think that people like us won't tell the truth right?" "But I tell you people like us have true feelings too" "Nobody has taken care of me like this for a long time" "I really want to thank you" "I think I can break the rule once" "It's tickish" "Cai Deyao" "You don't have to lick my ear even if you want to thank me" "I'll be happy if you get on well" "I have caught a cold" "It's a bad day today" "The accountant resigned" "Neighbours reported to the authorities that our school kitchen is built illegally" "I have to find someone to help settle the matter with the authorities" "I don't know how much I'll have to spend" "Why do you still give money to your husband?" "How annoying!" "Things outside are annoying So are things at home" "Have you divorced?" "Strange How come you've become so annoying too?" "I heard that your wife has moved out" "There are some problems which can be solved with money" "But there are also some which can't be solved with money" "I won't get involved with that Do you understand?" "Yes!" "For you" "Thank you" "One more time" "And what am I gonna get?" "You'll get something you never dreamed of A good one?" "OK OK" "Still!" "Be still!" "I don't want to go to school Be good." "Listen to me" "There are a lot of new schoolmates here to play with you" "Alright?" "Be good." "Listen to me" "Grandma will love you only if you be good" "Good morning" "Xiaoyun, you are here" "Don't worry" "Kids are like this in a new environment" "Don't worry" "Xiaoyun look how many children are playing here" "Say goodbye to mum" "Goodbye, mum" "Goodbye." "Be good" "Damn it!" "Don't forget the goodies." "Here!" "Damn it!" "Damn it!" "You're real cruel" "You're not angry with me, are you?" "Why should I?" "I want to come back myself" "Come to see me when you're free" "You are some kind of woman" "Don't take it to the heart Things are easier that way" "Oh!" "Your hands are still so strong" "Dad" "You're awake?" "You're back" "I want to take a rest I've caught a cold" "I'll get the hot water running for you" "Take some vitamin C first" "Take a rest." "You'll get well tomorrow" "She's getting more and more like her mum" "Fuck!" "Don't go!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "What am I going to donate to the charities?" "Who is it?" "Take more calcium tablets The bones will be stronger" "You're looking for Chen Siming?" "So am I" "Hello" "Hello" "Damn you!" "How dare you hang up on me!" "Don't you dare hang up again" "I tell you nobody alive dares owe me any money" "What do you want?" "Watch out for your kid" "Hello" "Hello..." "Will you marry Changgeng?" "Any time now" "Good, if you have thought it over" "How can it be completely thought over?" "At least in the last minute before getting married" "Dad, let's get Mum back, okay?" "Are you afraid that you're not as good as that young man?" "Dad, that's the guy" "Come on" "I'm sorry." "Wait a minute" "Very beautiful." "Don't worry" "I dare not." "The dress is too short" "No, it isn't." "Believe me" "You look like thirty years old I'm not lying" "Is that your mum?" "I guess so" "Those shoes are too high" "Hurry up!" "It's a retribution." "It's a retribution!" "Get up!" "They're telling you to get up" "No imagination at all" "Boss, you look good" "Good?" "My shop has been smashed up by you" "So serious?" "Any cigarettes?" "yes" "How's my mum?" "What a question" "Where are you going?" "Going abroad for business investigation" "To see if there's any new product to import" "How about you?" "Going home" "To see your mum?" "I am not that lucky" "They're all dead" "Why do you go back then?" "Right." "Why do I go back?" "Look at these people" "Why do so many people go abroad?" "Is it better to go abroad?" "This bloody place Stay as far away as you can" "Come on, Xiaoyun." "Get off quickly" "Mum, I want to pee" "Follow me." "Don't run around" "Excuse me, is Chen Xiaoqi here?" "Mum, I want to pee" "Leilei Xiaoqi" "Your bank informed me that I don't have enough deposit" "Check it out for her, where's Brother?" "Mum, I can't wait any longer" "I haven't seen him the whole day" "He should have deposited the money" "Ma'am, your account number?" "Here is my passbook My account number is there" "Can you check it out for me again?" "Mum, I want to pee" "Two more cheques are rejected" "Mum, I can't wait any longer It's impossible" "Let me check it out for you" "Xiaoyun..." "Xiaoyun..." "Where have you taken my child?" "Your daughter wanted to pee" "You're naughty" "I've told you not to talk to strangers" "Haven't I?" "She is still very young." "I'm sorry" "Want to cry?" "Don't cry" "Don't cry." "Hear me?" "Xiaoqi, I'll leave Xiaoyun with you" "Take good care of her" "Leilei" "Mum!" "Mum!" "More gently." "Come on change to first gear" "Step on the gas" "Don't go so fast" "Gas costs money, right?" "Don't go so fast" "Come on, let's try again" "Step on the gas gently" "Listen" "The sound changes" "Let out the clutch" "The left foot, not the right foot" "Your foot, not your hand" "I'm sorry Can you put the brake on for me?" "I'm afraid there's something urgent Hey!" "Ma, Siming is in trouble" "Leilei left Xiaoyun with me Can we go?" "I need Dad's and your signature to mortgage the house" "Leilei" "Have you seen her come back?" "I don't know" "Leilei" "Pinyan, Pinyan" "Come up, come up" "Come up" "Comp up!" "Come up!" "Is death horrible?" "You're died so many times" "Is death horrible?" "I don't know" "Imagining it is probably more horrifying?" "Moreover death is just a matter of a second" "Who knows which second?" "How's it?" "Is it okay?" "Yes, I'm alright" "I won't leave you alone anymore" "Go to sleep" "Are you alright?" "Nothing" "Just took a walk, then went home" "It's strange." "I feel that really my home for the first time" "That day I had a heart attack I thought I was finished" "Suddenly, I saw your face in the water" "You stood by the side of the pool waving at me" "You seemed to be calling my name" "You asked me to keep on swimming and not give up" "I felt that I was full of energy" "I was completely awake" "With my last breath" "I swam to the shore" "But it's you who saved me at last" "I cannot thank you enough" "Mum, why don't you listen to me?" "Mum, listen" "Don't be soft-hearted" "I shouldn't forgive him so easily" "I shouldn't." "I shouldn't" "I..." "What's the matter?" "Pinyan, see who has come?" "His name is Cai Deyao" "You can call him Longlong" "He is the one who took me in when nobody cared for me" "He is my God son now" "He is the husband who ditched me at that time" "Greet him" "God father" "Auntie, we all live here together?" "That's right" "Put it here" "This is for you" "Xiaoyun, put your toys away" "Hang my clothes on the left yours on the right" "Dad, can I put it here?" "I've got no place to put it" "There are two more boxes downstairs whose are those?" "Go get me that larger suitcase" "I'm sorry." "Please wait a minute" "I'm on the phone" "Changgeng remember to meet Longlong at the door" "Right, let me give you an example" "For example you have one thousand dollars" "You put 900 in your left pocket 100 in your right pocket" "Those one hundred dollars are zipped up in the pocket" "They belong to you forever." "Right" "The insurance company offers you a guarantee" "You are on your own now!" "To recapture the vigor of youth that we once had" "The meal is ready!"