"[Mouse squeaks]" "[Penguins wenk]" "[All cheering] Ripped By mstoll" "[Screeches]" "♪ Adventure Time ♪" "♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪" "♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪" "♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪" "♪ The fun will never end ♪" "♪ It's Adventure Time ♪" "♪ Money ♪" "♪ M-M-Money ♪ [snoring]" "[Insect buzzing]" "Ah." "[Lips smack]" "[Continues snoring]" "BMO:" "Stand and deliver, boy, because I'm Robbing Hood." "Give me all your funny money, Sheriff of Nauty-hams." "But, BMO, I don't want to be the bad guy." "I want to be Robbing Hood's pal, Frier Tux." "No, Neptr." "Ha ha!" "[Squeak!" "Squeak!" "]" "Frier Tux would never have a mustache like that." "[Giggles]" "NEPTR:" "No fair." "En guard!" "On Blitzen!" "[Both grunting]" "You're terrible!" "Whoa!" "[Rumbling]" "Eee!" "Aah!" "What?" "Hey!" "What are you kids doing breaking the treehouse?" "!" "Uh..." "Yo, BMO, what happened?" "You got too much money, honey." "All of this dosh is threatening the structural integrity of the treehouse." "Who would have thought we could have too much treasure?" "[Groaning]" "I'm sorry, master." "BOTH:" "Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!" "You told me to stay inside the money room, but now I am outside." "What is your punishment, master?" "No punishment, dude." "Just chill where you are." "All right." "I will chill where I am until you command me." "So, what should we do with all this swash?" "You should give it to Robbing Hood." "No way, BMO." "This is our treasure." "Aw." "Hey, maybe we could, like, spend it?" "Really?" "How much of it?" "Dude, like all of it." "Then we can go find completely new treasure." "Neptr knows just the place to blow your grease." "Behold this recent advertisement." "Whoa!" "We get mail?" "Check it out, Jake." "Dang!" "Wildberry Kingdom got all fancy." "[Stretch!" "Stretch!" "]" "[Coins clinking]" "[Stretch!" "Squeak!" "]" "WAR ELEPHANT:" "I continue to chill." "BMO:" "Come on, Nauty-hams." "[Indistinct conversations]" "Thank you." "Nice place." "So, how are we gonna spend all this gish?" "I don't know." "I've never really spent money before." "I've only stolen it or hoarded it." " Ha!" " [Chuckles]" "[Sighs] So, here we are in the middle of town." "[Coins clinking]" "[Stretch!" "Stretch!" "]" "Let's parse out some dough to spend." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "!" "No people or money allowed in the fountain, ya dums!" "Where's your sense at?" "!" "Sorry, man, we were looking to spend some cash in town." "[Stretch!" "] Want some?" "[Coins clinking]" "Fellas, goofing in a public fountain is punishable by a lashing, and you're trying to bribe me?" "[Stretch!" "] Ooh!" "Now, that's what I'm talking about, fellas." "Have a good time in the fountain." "[Both laugh]" "Whoa." "Spending money is kind of fun." "Yeah, this'll be easy." "Ho, ho, young berry lads!" "Yeah?" "Go buy the most expensive meats and furniture to adorn our new fountain home." "Keep the change for your families in need." "Hyup!" "Thanks, but we're, uh, middle-class." " Really?" " Uh, yeah, upper middle." "Just get the darn furniture." "Hey, no furniture or meat in the fountain!" "You'll wreck up the water!" "[Stretch!" "]" "You can't buy me off twice, fellas." "[Stretch!" "]" "[Chuckling] Ah, maybe you can, fellas, maybe you can." "[Laughs maniacally]" "Dude, we bought all this furniture and meat, and we still have a ton of gamboni left." "Hmm." "[Gasp] Look at those gams!" "Hey, yo, legs!" "Legs!" "You want a bag of money?" "Sure!" "Well, what are you gonna do for it?" "Well, um, I'm a dancer by trade." "Show me." "[Whoosh!" "]" "[Mid-tempo music plays]" "Hup!" "[Laughs maniacally]" "Finn, look." "I made this guy dance." "Yeah, man." "Whoo!" "Hold it!" "No dancing in the streets without a permit!" "Go away, dude." "Hey, you can't talk to me like that." "[Coins clink] All right, I'm going!" "[Laughs maniacally] This is crazy." "People do anything for money." "And I've got a ton of money." "Dance harder, Legs!" "Harder!" "[Coins clinking]" "[Grunting]" "[Laughing maniacally]" "[Sighs]" "This bores me." "You're boring!" "It's time to push this thing further." "Middle-class berries, watch after this treasure while I'm gone." " Okay." "[Crickets chirping]" "[Both snoring]" "JAKE:" "[Clears throat]" "Mayble, do you hear something?" "Good evening." "BOTH:" "Oh, no!" "We're being robbed!" "Oh, no, we're not robbers." "We're actually here to give you money." " What?" " Listen." "I want to see you two do things for this bag of money." "Okay, man." "[Chuckles] Yeah, nice." "Goji Berry Man, you sleep on the left side of the bed normally." "Now you sleep on the right!" "Okay." "I don't like sleeping on your side." "It's too close to the wall!" "Mr. Goji Berry, you sleep on your back now... and on top of the covers." "I can't sleep on my back, man." "I got sleep apnea." "I won't get any sleep." "My wife won't get any sleep." "My dance instructing will suffer." "Turning down all this smoosh, huh?" "Dance instructing pays more that I thought." "Wait, man!" "There's got to be something else we can do to get those gold coins." "Well, sure, man." "As a matter of fact, you can have all the gold coins... all the gold coins you can eat!" "[Gasps]" "Dinner is served!" "[Coins clink]" "Yummy, yummy, yummy." "Hey, you kids need some dessert?" "I'll just see what I can rustle up... in the toolshed!" "[Laughs maniacally]" "Guys, I'm super sorry about my friend." "Here." "[Both munching]" "Don't eat it, ya dums!" "[Crickets chirping]" "How much do you think I'd have to pay them to lick the dust off of all this dusty stuff?" "Dude, I do not approve of the way you're spending money right now." "Dude, they're not doing anything they don't want to." "They want my sweet cheddar, and I want to see some stuff in exchange." "It's mutual... free market." " What?" " Free market!" "Don't worry, brother." "I'll help you see the error of your ways." "Berry lads!" "Berry lads!" "I need to spend all this blingo fast." "Okay." "Take me to the seediest alley in the kingdom." "That's Crudberry Back Alley... in Crud Town." "[Crickets chirping]" "[Coins clinking]" "[Wheels rattling]" "Friendly Crudberries, I have money for you!" "Come get it!" " Money?" " Money?" "Money!" " Money?" "Money!" " Money!" "Easy, fellas!" "Let's pass these out one at a time." "[Coins clinking]" "Hey, take it easy, breh." "Give us that money!" "I-I-I don't want any trouble." "I'm trying to help you." "[All grunting]" "[Fists pounding]" "Whew!" "[Breathing heavily]" "JAKE:" "How much coin would it take for you to be my berry foot warmer?" " Dude!" " Oh, hey, man." "Jake, this money is bad." "We got to get rid of all of it right now." "Okay, I got a plan." "And this time, it's gonna involve all the money." "[Mid-tempo music playing]" "[Coins clinking]" "♪ M-M-Money ♪" "♪ M-M-Money, Money ♪" "♪ Money ♪" "♪ Money ♪" "♪ Money ♪" "♪ M-M-Money ♪ [pounding on door]" "[Yawns]" "[Door clatters]" "[Steam hisses]" "Finn and Jake?" "Princess, are you ready to earn all this cay-ash?" "[Coins clink]" " Wha?" "All of this sweet, sweet crunkle is yours if you let me... sit on your head." "Get out of here!" "Psh, no one can say no to this much dinero." "♪ M-M-Money ♪" "Jake, I am warning you." "♪ M-M-Money ♪ [growls]" "♪ M-M-Money ♪" "Aah!" "Guards!" "Guards!" "Seize Finn and Jake and prepare them for execution!" "Or don't do that and get paid mad bucks." "And take all their money!" "Take all my money?" "!" "[Cell door slams]" "Well, we were trying to get rid of all that skrilla anyway, right?" "Finn and Jake, yes, you have insulted me, but worse than that, you have abused the power of money!" "[Berries gasp]" "We will deal with you swiftly and ironically by encasing you in your own molten gold!" "[Liquid bubbling]" "Release the golden flood!" "[Wheel squeaking]" " [Gasps] - [Gasps]" "[Arrow tings, pipe squeaks]" "Oh, no!" "Aah!" "[Berries screaming]" "Who dares?" "Ho, ho, ho!" "Robbing Hood is the defender of the poor!" " Me too!" " Good shot, BMO!" "I was aiming for the rope." "Yeah!" "[Arrow plunges]" "[Stretch!" "]" "[Arrow tings]" "Let's bounce, po' boy." "[Whoosh!" "]" "[Whoosh!" "]" "Finn and Jake, if you ever return to Wildberry Kingdom again," "I'll have you double-dipped in gold!" "Unless I get a written apology." "[Ding!" "] Huh?" "Gold piece." "You want to flip to see who writes that apology letter?" "How about you write it, I sign it?" "[Chuckles] No way, man." "[Door creaks]" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪" "♪ We can wander through the forest ♪" "♪ And do so as we please ♪" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪" "FINN:" "This party is so crazy!" "Ripped By mstoll"