"You sure see some strange-Iooking birds these days." "Dino, an apple, please." "Now, this is what I call living." "Dino, quick, the kite!" "[GROWLING]" "I couId've told them a crazy-Iooking bird like that couldn't fly!" "Darn it, Dino." "Do I have to do everything myself?" "[LAUGHING]" "Go ahead and enjoy yourself but I'm the one who's gotta climb the tree!" "EDNA:" "I think it should be a complete secret from Freddy, don't you, dear?" "Huh?" "Secret?" "From me?" "well, we've kept it from him for this long, why not?" "Freddy loves surprises." "Surprise?" "Oh, boy!" "This I gotta hear." "Oh, I can hardly wait until our little visitor arrives." "little visitor?" "I certainly hope Freddy takes it okay." "We're all in for a Iot of changes." "Changes?" "Who needs changes?" "ED:" "When are you leaving, dear?" "Right now." "You know, we're gonna have our hands full with that little bundle." "[LAUGHING]" "Yeah." "I know what you mean." "Hands full?" "little bundle?" "What can that mean?" "Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra!" "[GIGGLES]" "Oh, no!" "A little visitor?" "A Iot of changes?" "A little bundle?" "No, no!" "I don't wanna think what I think I'm thinking!" "Dada." "A little visitor, huh?" "That's just what my mom and dad said, and bingo, along came the twins." "No question, you're gonna have a baby." "And that means I'm gonna have trouble." "Not if it's a girl!" "little sisters are wonderful, Freddy." "You know the twins." "only when you tell me which is which." "That's Mickey and that's Mica." "Aren't they cute?" "Yeah." "But so is Dino." "Brothers and sisters aren't pets!" "I know that!" "Pets are better." "You can always put them outside." "Freddy!" "You're not going to have a new pet, you're going to have a new baby." "And if you're lucky, it'II be a girl." "They're cute and clever and cuddly." "You'II see." "Come on, Betty, Iet him find out for himself." "Oh, uh" " Can Freddy play with you?" "[GIGGLING]" "We're building stairs." "Come on!" "I'm one of the best stair-buiIders you ever saw." "See?" "Look at this." "BOTH:" "Whoo." "Up and up and up..." "Up and up and up..." "...and up and up and up and up." "...and up and up and up and up." "Guess we're out of blocks." "There's more in the closet." "Big brother Freddy will get them." "I'd rather play dolly." "Me too." "Gang way, girls." "Here come the...." "Huh?" "Mickey?" "Mica?" "girls?" "Mickey!" "Mica!" "Oh, no." "tell me they didn't." "Hang on, girls." "girls, wherever you are, big brother Freddy is coming for you." "Did you hear Freddy's voice calling?" "I'm not sure." "But I am sure the girls are all right, aren't you?" "Of course." "Look at this." "The second we went, he left them alone with an open window." "Come on, Mickey, Mica." "Here, girls." "Come to big brother Freddy." "usually, when I can't find them, it means they're into the ice cream." "And since they're with Freddy, you can be sure they're into the ice cream." "well, they're not." "And I almost wish they were." "I'm starting to get worried." "[SINGING] Rock-a-bye, baby" "On the tree top" "When the wind blows The cradle will rock" "They're stuck in the chimney?" "If the bough breaks The cradle will fall" "FREDDY:" "Yeeeoooww!" "You woke up our dollies, whoever you are!" "You woke up our dollies, whoever you are!" "honestly, Freddy, that's not a very good example for a big brother to set!" "[GROWLING]" "FREDDY:" "There's gotta be a way of not getting a girl." "I know." "What?" "Get a boy." "That's the way." "As long as mine doesn't turn out like that rotten Dusty." "Easy, Freddy." "He's my rotten little Dusty." "And you can keep him." "BARNEY:" "Honest, Freddy, Dusty isn't too bad once you get to know him." "Why don't you give it a try?" "I'II leave you with him for a few minutes and let you practice being a big brother." "occasionally, Barney, you come up with a good idea." "Ha-ha." "You sure do, big brother." "I'II be a real pal to him." "But don't leave me too long." "Not to worry." "Enjoy yourself, big brother Freddy." "FREDDY:" "Say, look at him cleaning up the kitchen." "Having somebody else around to help out might not be so bad." "Uh-oh." "Hey, Dusty, little pal." "Don't leave your toys around like this." "people could get hurt." "Gee, maybe you're right." "would you put it in the closet for me, big brother Bonehead?" "Bonehead?" "Why, you...." "[LAUGHS]" "That's a funny name, Dusty, but you shouldn't ought to" " Yeow!" "DUSTY:" "Happy New Year, nerd-asaurus!" "I'II get you for that, you little...." "Don't come into the kitchen." "I just soaped the floor." "I'm not falling for that." "Wanna bet?" "For style, 2.6." "For brains, 0.0." "help me put away my mother's best china, will you, big brother?" "FREDDY:" "Oh, no!" "Yaah!" "Cut it out!" "[YELLING]" "Oh, my, I do believe it's time for my piano practice." "Hey, no!" "Come back!" "help!" "help!" "Whoa!" "Yeow!" "Whoa!" "Oh, no!" "[PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE]" "There's gotta be a perfectly logical explanation for all this." "But I wouldn't bet on it." "FREDDY:" "That's it!" "No boy, no girl, no baby, period!" "PHILO:" "How are you gonna stop it?" "I'm gonna go where mothers get babies and tell them we don't want one." "really?" "Where're you gonna go, Freddy?" "Why, uh, you know, uh...." "The department store." "Mothers get babies in the baby department." "Don't be silly." "Not the store, the stork." "A stork flies in and brings the mother the baby." "Everybody knows that." "Oh, no!" "Mothers go to the hospital." "You see, they deliver new babies to the hospital every day." "And the motherjust points to the one she wants." "[GIRLS LAUGHING]" "You guys are a riot." "Babies don't come from any of those places." "Oh, yeah?" "Then where do babies come from?" "They come from the mommy's tummy." "Yes!" "And when they're ready, they're born." "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." "You wanna know where babies come from?" "I'II tell you where babies come from." "They come from the department store." "And the hospital." "And the stork brings the rest." "Are you crazy?" "You don't know what you're saying." "See, it's like this." "Each family is different." "Like people are different." "Barney has waffles for breakfast, I have pancakes." "Some mothers get their kids at the store, others go to the hospital." "What about the stork?" "well, they call up rent-a-stork and hire one." "You sure know a Iot about babies, Freddy." "FREDDY:" "I'm glad you realize that." "Come on." "I've gotta get to the zoo before my mom." "The zoo?" "FREDDY:" "Of course, the zoo." "Where else do they have storks?" "He's only got one leg." "This is gonna be a cinch." "You're not delivering any babies today." "Hey!" "It wasn't my idea." "Now!" "BARNEY:" "Ah!" "Got him!" "Hey, hey!" "FREDDY:" "Get him!" "Yeow!" "No, there's no baby FIintstone here, young man." "Now, I've got to go." "We're having a delivery any minute." "Did you hear that?" "A new shipment of babies is being delivered." "Let's go." "Where to, Freddy?" "Where else?" "The shipping room." "unload the instruments over there, charlie." "Sure glad we got this forklift." "These babies are heavy." "Did you hear that?" "Babies come by forklift, not stork lift." "Check the names on the boxes." "Boy!" "Mr. and Mrs. fragile ordered a really big family." "We tried everything, Freddy, but I guess there's no way of stopping it." "Oh, yes, there is." "I'm gonna put my foot down and tell my folks, "No little visitor."" "Good luck, Freddy." "Dad, I gotta talk to you." "glad you're home, Freddy." "We're gonna have a little surprise for you." "I know all about it." "The little visitor." "Oh, you found out?" "Yeah, and you can forget it." "We don't need any little bundles around here." "EDNA:" "Yoo-hoo!" "We're home." "Too late, son." "They're home." "Put it back." "I don't want it." "Maybe it isn't ready." "Ready for what?" "Him?" "If he was just born, he's been ready for years." "Freddy, you remember your grandpa, Stoney." "He's going to stay with us for a week or two." "[LAUGHS]" "Or longer, if I Iike it." "Boy, I hope you Iike it, Grandpa Stoney." "Yabba dabba doo, am I glad to see you!" "Now, I don't want to be too much trouble." "Anything." "Ask anything, I'II do it." "It's sure less work and trouble than having a baby." "Good!" "well, I'd Iike to have breakfast in bed at the crack of dawn." "Then, a nice massage, bed made with me in it." "followed by lunch, warm milk in the afternoon and a piggy-back ride down to the corner for the evening paper." "Yes, sir." "Less work and trouble than having a baby, but not much." "Oh." "Okay, Dino." "On your mark, get set, go." "[BOTH YELLING]" "No!" "No, Dino, no!" "No!" "We're practicing a three-Iegged race." "We have to work together like a team." "A three-Iegged team with four legs and a tall." "[CHUCKLES]" "Very funny, Barney." "AII I can tell you is I'm practicing and you're watching." "And that means you're not gonna win the Parent-Kid class Cup this year." "You mean this Parent-Kid class Cup, Freddy?" "Yeah, you won it last year on a fluke." "fluke?" "fluke?" "You call a flash flood a fluke?" "Yeah!" "When it washed the whole picnic out of town except for you and your father .because you overslept and weren't there on time to get washed away like us!" "MAN:" "help!" "Yeah, that's a fluke!" "Doesn't sound like a fluke to me." "Yeah?" "well, this year my dad and I are gonna win it." "Come on, Dino, Iet's try again." "On your mark, get set, go!" "Dino!" "Watch it!" "You're going the wrong way!" "well, looks like I'II be keeping the trophy for another year." "Dino isn't exactly my father." "I know that, I've met them both." "Dino's cuter." "STONEY:" "Freddy!" "Freddy!" "Where's that blanket?" "Oh, yeah." "Coming, Grandpa!" "Be right back." "How long's your grandpa gonna be around?" "Not long." "He's going to a home for old folks." "Too bad." "You could use him for practice instead of Dino." "At least, you'd have the right number of legs." "Don't be silly." "Grandpa Stoney's too old for that." "His idea of a big time is waking up." "Oh, Freddy." "Coming, Grandpa." "Yeah, I gotta go anyway." "Father and son practice." "Heh-heh." "We plan on winning the cup again, you know." "That's right, kiss it." "Kiss it goodbye." "Freddy!" "Coming!" "Coming, Grandpa." "Come in." "Here's your slippers, Grandpa." "Thanks for humoring an old man, Freddy." "It's just this old rock-baII knee acts up every once in a while." "Ooh." "I thought it was your shoulder you hurt back when you wrestled crocodiIasauruses." "Oh, that too, my boy, that too." "BARNEY:" "Hey, Freddy!" "Freddy!" "That's Barney." "Excuse me, Grandpa." "If you came over here to brag about winning that cup again...." "Uh-uh." "You were right." "You're gonna win the cup this year." "What happened?" "My fatherjust tripped over it and sprained his ankle." "We're out of the competition." "You can't be!" "I've been looking forward to beating you fair and square all year." "You can't get out of it that easily." "It's too bad about your father but you can get another partner." "Who could I get?" "STONEY:" "Freddy!" "Freddy!" "I'II lend you my grandfather." "Grandpa Stoney?" "But you just told me he was an old man." "old, yeah." "But not that old." "Take him, he's yours." "It'II be better than watching from the sidelines." "well, if he says okay, maybe so." "Picnic races?" "Competition?" "If you're sure you can put up with a feeble old geezer like me, Barney I'II do it." "Gee, that's real nice of you." "I hope." "Are you kidding?" "You and Grandpa Stoney have a real good chance." "Right, Grandpa?" "[CHUCKLES]" "Maybe better than you think." "Yabba-dabba-doobee-doobee-doo!" "You say something, Grandpa?" "No, but I would Iike some warm milk, if you don't mind." "Sure." "STONEY:" "Yabba-dabba-doobee-doobee-doo!" "Uh-oh." "That's the old FIintstone victory yell." "I guess Grandpa agreed to be Barney's partner." "He sure did, Dad." "The cup is as good as ours." "I wonder." "I can't remember beating him in anything my whole life." "He always finds a way to win." "Come on, Dad." "old Grandpa Stoney?" "This is the year the Ratrock family wins the cup, right, son?" "Right, Pop." "And we're gonna do it honest." "No dirty tricks, you hear?" "absolutely, Pop." "[ALL SNICKERING]" "Quiet, you bronto-brains!" "Wait until he goes." "Then we plan our dirty tricks." "Yeah, yeah." " Sure, sure." "Exciting." "Twenty-three, 24, 25." "You did it, Daddy!" "Five more." "Yes, Mr. Gemstone." "Twenty-six, 27 28, 29, 30." "Oh, Daddy, I really want us to win the cup, I really do." "We'II win it if it kills you, won't we, Cragmire?" "I'd rather avoid that way, sir." "loyalty, Cragmire, remember your loyalty." "welcome to the annual class picnic and the competition to determine this year's winner of the Parent-ChiId class Cup." "First, the pterodactyl egg race." "One member of the team carries the egg on the spoon halfway." "Then gives it to his partner who takes it across the finish line." "First across without breaking the egg wins." "On your mark." "Don't hurry, Barney." "slow and easy does it." "You hear that, Dad?" "They're going slow and easy." "[LAUGHS]" "ROCKBOTTOM:" "Get set." "Give me the other spoon." "[CHUCKLES]" "Go!" "Oh, no!" "BOTH:" "Whoops." "CROWD:" "Oh, no!" "I told you, no dirty tricks." "[CROWD CHEERING]" "ROCKBOTTOM:" "The winners!" "I told you, son." "He always finds a way." "ROCKBOTTOM:" "Catch the greased pigosaurus." "[PIGOSAURAUS SQUEALING]" "I got you." "Whoops." "I got him!" "I got him!" "Now, Barney?" "Sure." "Here, pig!" "Pig, pig, pig!" "Sooo-weee!" "Pig, pig, pig!" "Here, piggy." "Good little piggy." "ROCKBOTTOM:" "The rubble team wins again." "No fair." "You're cheating!" "Stabbing me in the back with my own grandfather." "It was your idea to Ioan him to me." "well, I want him back." "BARNEY:" "Okay." "Just as soon as we win the trophy." "Oh, boy, the pie eating contest." "Watch me win this one all by myself." "Lay off the pies." "Trust me." "ROCKBOTTOM:" "Ready, go!" "Trust me." "Uh-uh." "Rocky, It's pie eating, not pie cheating." "You're gonna eat every one of these pies win or lose." "ROCKBOTTOM:" "And the winner is Freddy FIintstone!" "Next event, the sack race." "Oh, you really did it to me, Pa, I can hardly move." "Oh, the pie!" "[GROANING]" "[CROWD CHEERING]" "Barney, the sack race is in the bag." "I told you." "He always finds a way to beat you." "Once, just once, I'd Iike to win." "MAN:" "And the winners of the peanut pushing contest are WiIma SIaghoopIe and her father." "ROCKBOTTOM:" "These three teams are tied for first place." "Whichever team wins the cross-country race, wins the cup." "Okay, Bedrotten bunch, Iet's see how rotten you can be." "On your mark, get set, go!" "TAR PIT:" "That takes care of rubble and Grandpa." "Hang on, my boy." "Break time." "Besides, nobody's gonna catch us now." "[GROWLING]" "BOTH:" "Yeow!" "Huh?" "That had to be Rocky." "Come on!" "BARNEY:" "I think we made a wrong turn somewhere." "STONEY:" "Stop that!" "Some cane, eh, Barney?" "Yeah." "And some grandpa." "Come on, Rocky." "This way." "We can still catch them." "Hi, Rocky." "We switched everything just like you said." "RATROCK:" "Rocky!" "Yeow!" "[WATER SPLASHING]" "Oh, no!" "We're gonna win, Dad!" "We're gonna win!" "But not fair and square, Freddy." "You know, Barney and Stoney were tricked into taking the wrong path like we were." "We've got to go back for them." "Oh, no, we don't." "Here they come." "Hi, yo, Barney." "ED:" "Oh, no, you don't, Stoney." "This time, you're not gonna do it to me." "Besides, that's cheating." "You can't just cut the ribbon." "You have to cross the finish line together." "BARNEY:" "You mean like this, Freddy?" "Yes!" "That's exactly what I" "He finds a way." "He always finds a way." "Yabba-dabba-doobee-doobee-doo!" "This cup really belongs to you, Grandpa Stoney." "Oh, that's nice of you, Barney." "But I'm going to give it to the best son an old geezer could possibly have." "If you'd had my killer instincts, Ed, you would won it fair and square." "Thanks, Dad." "And for loaning you out to Barney I'm giving it to the best son a young geezer could possibly have." "Thank you, Dad." "I'm keeping it." "well, guess it's about time for me to be shoving off to the Happy valley Retirement Home." "No way, Grandpa Stoney." "After what you did at the picnic?" "Yeah, I showed folks a thing or two, did I?" "especially me." "No more writing somebody off because he's old." "well, my time's come." "No!" "Forget the retirement home." "That's for old people." "[CHUCKLES]" "Not necessarily, Freddy." "Just old people who want to stay young." "Yabba-dabba-doobee-doobee-doo!" "Boy, if that's old age, I can't wait to get there."