"♪♪" "[ Birds chirping ] [ Creaking ]" "[ Conversations in distance ]" "[Chuckles] [Swishing]" "[Swishing] [ Gurgles ]" "[ Gurgles ] [ Spits ]" "[ Engine turns over ]" "...fortuningin to the "afternoon show" on radio kerry" ""afternoon show" on radio kerry with Andrew morrissey." "With Andrew morrissey." "[ Indistinct conversation ]" "Pleasebeadvisedthisisa non-smoking area." "Non-smoking area." "Smoking is not permitted..." "Smoking is not permitted..." "Hey,lads." "Hey,lads." "Howareyou?" "Howareyou?" "Howareyou?" "Howareyou?" "[Clearsthroat]" "[Clearsthroat] Hi!" "Hi!" "She'shere." "She'shere." "Shelooksgreat." "Shelooksgreat." "It'sa bigdayfor her ." "It'sa bigdayfor her ." "ItwasGaryand Nigel." "ItwasGaryand Nigel." "Nigel was from over my way" "Nigel was from over my way somewhere -- blackburn or somewhere -- blackburn or something like that." "Something like that." "[ Up-tempo music plays ]" "Do you remember this one, papa schnitzel?" "Papa schnitzel?" "[ Music skipping ]" "[ Music skipping ] Oh..." "Shit." "Oh..." "Shit." "[ Tape ejects ]" "[ Tape ejects ] Aah!" "Aah!" "[ Skipping continues ]" "[ Skipping continues ] Oh, this bullocks thing!" "[ The magnetic fields' "the sun goes down and the" ""the sun goes down and the world goes dancing" plays ]" "♪Sothesun goesdown ,and the world goes dancing ♪" "The world goes dancing ♪ ♪ and the stars come out, and" "♪ and the stars come out, and they all go dancing ♪" "They all go dancing ♪ ♪ and there is nothing I'd like" "♪ and there is nothing I'd like more ♪" "More ♪ ♪ than a twirl across this" "♪ than a twirl across this rickety old floor ♪" "Rickety old floor ♪ hereweare." "Hereweare." "Here's the rabble." "Here's the rabble." "♪well,Idon 'tknowwhy, but" "♪well,Idon 'tknowwhy, but I just feel like dancing ♪" "I just feel like dancing ♪ youmustbe Dr.fielding." "Youmustbe Dr.fielding." "Hi,yes." "Hi,yes." "Thank you for having me." "Thank you for having me." "WelcometoIreland." "WelcometoIreland." "Oh,excuseme ." "Oh,excuseme ." "It'sprobablycleanerthan it'sprobablycleanerthan you remember." "You remember." "Shouldhaveputthe bags shouldhaveputthe bags here." "Here." "Oh,sorry." "Sorry." "Oh,sorry." "Sorry." "Sayhelloto him,paddy." "Sayhelloto him,paddy." "He's videoing already?" "He's videoing already?" "♪thesungoesdown ,andthe" "♪thesungoesdown ,andthe world goes dancing ♪" "World goes dancing ♪ doesn'tlooklikehe doesn'tlooklikehe remembers." "Remembers." "IfI couldjustmoveinfront  ifI couldjustmoveinfront  of you there." "Of you there." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Lookwhatshemadeforyou, lookwhatshemadeforyou, con." "Con. Imadeit whileyou were" "Imadeit whileyou were away." "Away." "Hmm." "Hmm." "♪thanatwirlacrossyour" "♪thanatwirlacrossyour rickety old floor ♪" "Rickety old floor ♪ hey." "Comehere." "Whereis..." "Myblueextension lead?" "Lead?" "Right." "Right." "Shall we leave your dad to have shall we leave your dad to have a look around?" "A look around?" "Come on, then." "Whoo!" "Back in the cupboard." "Back in the cupboard." "Oh, yeah." "Oh, yeah." "Noni,whereareyou withthat  noni,whereareyou withthat  tablecloth?" "Tablecloth?" "Doyouthinkheneedsahand  doyouthinkheneedsahand  holding that camera?" "Holding that camera?" "Youcouldplaydoctorsand youcouldplaydoctorsand nurses." "Nurses." "Ihaveit ." "Ihaveit ." "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] Good girl." "Good girl." "Igotthisone 'causedad" "Igotthisone 'causedad likes it." "Likes it." "It'sa lovelyone." "It'sa lovelyone." "Oh, now, I have something for oh, now, I have something for you." "You." "Isit...?" "Isit...?" "Itis." "Itis." "And money for your brother for and money for your brother for that swimming gear he wants." "That swimming gear he wants." "Didyoutellthe doctoryou didyoutellthe doctoryou had a guest room?" "Had a guest room?" "He'sa guest." "He'sa guest." "It's a room." "It's a room." "Didyouputthe nutmegin didyouputthe nutmegin yet?" "Yet?" "Yes,ofcourse." "Yes,ofcourse." "Americansjustlookyounger." "Americansjustlookyounger." "It'stheteeth." "It'stheteeth." "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] It is, too." "Mr.Casey,do youremember the hospital explaining why I'm the hospital explaining why I'm here?" "Here?" "Do you remember Dr. sud do you remember Dr. sud explaining why -- explaining why -- momwantsto know,are you a momwantsto know,are you a "vegimatarian"?" ""Vegimatarian"?" "Uh,no,I'mnot ." "Uh,no,I'mnot ." "But thank you for asking." "But thank you for asking." "Mr. Casey?" "Mr. Casey?" "Can I ask what you're looking can I ask what you're looking for?" "For?" "I'ma squirrel." "I'ma squirrel." "There." "There." "Mr.Casey?" "Mr.Casey?" "No, no, no." "Don't touch that." "No, no, no." "Don't touch that." "Okay?" "Okay?" "Please." "It's very expensive." "Please." "It's very expensive." "Thereitis ." "So,Ted,you'rea psychologist." "Psychologist." "Neuropsychologist." "Neuropsychologist." "Cognitiveneuropsychologist." "Cognitiveneuropsychologist." "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] He'sa braindoctor." "He'sa braindoctor." "Thankyou,noni." "Thankyou,noni." "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] Yes." "Yes." "Andyou'reaProfessor." "Andyou'reaProfessor." "ResearchProfessor,yes." "ResearchProfessor,yes." "Leadingresearcher,in  leadingresearcher,in  California." "California." "Welookedyouup." "Welookedyouup." "Soyou'vedonethisbefore." "Soyou'vedonethisbefore." "Idon'tnormallydocase" "Idon'tnormallydocase  studies, but Mr. Casey's studies, but Mr. Casey's recovery was very, very rare." "Recovery was very, very rare." "I'mMr.Casey." "I'mMr.Casey." "He's Conor." "He's Conor." "You'repaddy." "You'repaddy." "[ Laughter ]" "[ Laughter ] Theuniversitymusthavea theuniversitymusthavea lot of money to do this sort of lot of money to do this sort of stuff." "Stuff." "Paddy." "Paddy." "It'sveryworthwhile." "It'sveryworthwhile." "My paper will be part of a book." "My paper will be part of a book." "Andwhoseesthe video?" "Andwhoseesthe video?" "It'slikein thehospital, it'slikein thehospital, pat." "Pat." "It's stroke research." "It's stroke research." "That'sright." "That'sright." "You'llhaveto putonmakeup you'llhaveto putonmakeup and a good bra every time you and a good bra every time you come over, paddy." "Come over, paddy." "Hmm." "Hmm." "I assure you, netia, I'm wearing" "I assure you, netia, I'm wearing a good bra." "A good bra." "[ Laughter ]" "[ Laughter ] So then what exactly are you so then what exactly are you trying to prove?" "Trying to prove?" "I'mjustheretoobserveand" "I'mjustheretoobserveand document Conor's behavior." "Document Conor's behavior." "We don't really start with a we don't really start with a hypothesis." "Hypothesis." "ThankGodforthat." "ThankGodforthat." "I was worried about bringing a" "I was worried about bringing a hypothesis into my house." "Hypothesis into my house." "I mean, where would I put it?" "I mean, where would I put it?" "What would I feed it?" "What would I feed it?" "[ Laughter ]" "[ Laughter ] Right, have we all got right, have we all got everything?" "Everything?" "Good." "It's lovely." "Good." "It's lovely." "Youwantsomebread,darling?" "Youwantsomebread,darling?" "I'llgetbread." "I'llgetbread." "Iwantit ." "Iwantit ." "Conor." "Conor." "Conor, look, could you pass me" "Conor, look, could you pass me the salt, please?" "Justpickit up ,son." "Pick it up." "Pick it up." "It'sallright." "It'sallright." "It's okay." "It's okay." "There we go." "There we go." "Thankyou,love." "Thankyou,love." "Conor." "Shouldbegoodfor atleast two wishes." "Two wishes." "CanI haveanotherdrink?" "CanI haveanotherdrink?" "Here,love." "Here,love." "Nextthing,she'llberunning nextthing,she'llberunning a bed-and-breakfast." "A bed-and-breakfast." "It'stwicethefee ifhe it'stwicethefee ifhe stays here." "Stays here." "She'd be mad not to." "She'd be mad not to." "It's only two months." "It's only two months." "Ourson,theGuineapig." "Ourson,theGuineapig." "Oh,you'realot more oh,you'realot more bothered than Conor is." "He'salreadymorehimself." "I knew we just needed to get him" "I knew we just needed to get him home, didn't I?" "Home, didn't I?" "Youdid." "Comeon." "I'mwaiting." "Hey." "Hey." "[ Both laugh ]" "[ Both laugh ] [ Door creaks ]" "[ Door creaks ] Theymayletyou sleeplike  theymayletyou sleeplike  that in the hospital, but we that in the hospital, but we can't afford to heat your bum can't afford to heat your bum all night." "I've missed you in this bed, con." "Iwas,uh " " Iwas thinking we could keep on working on we could keep on working on this." "This." "How's that sound?" "[Humming]" "Conormadethese." "We have a distributor we have a distributor interested, which means they'll interested, which means they'll be in all the catalogs." "Be in all the catalogs." "He sells dozens of these windsor he sells dozens of these windsor chairs." "Chairs." "It's beautiful." "It's beautiful." "And this -- well, this wood is and this -- well, this wood is ash, while this is solid pine." "Ash, while this is solid pine." "Morning, handsome." "Right." "Well, I'll let you two get to well, I'll let you two get to work, then." "Okay." "Shall we try "s"?" "Shall we try "s"?" "Yes." S."" "Yes." S." S-s-s." "S-s-s." "Good." "Good." "Go." "Go." "S-s..." "Soggy." "S-s..." "Soggy." "S-s..." "Sit." "S-s..." "Sit." ""I."" ""I." "I."" ""I." Go." "Go." ""I."" ""I." I..." "I..." "Wanttodo "j "?" "Wanttodo "j "?" ""J."" ""J." "J."" ""J." Do" n."" "Do" n." As many words as you can." "This is just for my records, Conor." "Conor." "Lenny'sdadtookour ball!" "Lenny'sdadtookour ball!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop,dad!" "Giveitback !" "Stop,dad!" "Giveitback !" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Weekone" " ConorCasey,38." "Weekone" " ConorCasey,38." "Bilateral anterior bilateral anterior cerebral-artery infarction." "Cerebral-artery infarction." "Stroke has caused rare brain stroke has caused rare brain lesions in frontal lobe." "Lesions in frontal lobe." "Letgo,dad!" "Letgo,dad!" "Subjectwasin acomaforone subjectwasin acomaforone month and in-patient rehab the month and in-patient rehab the following four." "Following four." "Rehab was conclusive." "Rehab was conclusive." "Study will be observation of study will be observation of subject only." "Subject only." "Upon return home, subject upon return home, subject presents primarily with presents primarily with agitation." "Agitation." "There was an initial focus on there was an initial focus on finding something he thinks he's finding something he thinks he's lost in his workshop." "Lost in his workshop." "Aah!" "[ Door opens ]" ""Relax." [ Clears throat ]" "[ Clears throat ] "And smile just with your mouth." ""And smile just with your mouth." "And then raise your eyebrows and and then raise your eyebrows and drop your jaw." "Drop your jaw." "Let out three hearty laughs."" "Let out three hearty laughs." [ Laughs ]" "[ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]" "[ Laughs ] Whatareyoudoing?" "Whatareyoudoing?" "It'scalledlaughteryoga." "It'scalledlaughteryoga." "Pleasestop." "Pleasestop." "[ Birds chirping ]" "[ Birds chirping ] [ Up-tempo music plays ]" "Carefulwiththose, papa schnitzel." "Papa schnitzel." "DidConornormallydrive?" "DidConornormallydrive?" "Hedid." "Hedid." "But he didn't drive normally." "But he didn't drive normally." "[ Blows ]" "[ Blows ] This bloody adapter." "This bloody adapter." "[ Music skipping ]" "[ Music skipping ] [ Indistinct conversation ]" "[ Indistinct conversation ] Iwantacookie." "Iwantacookie." "Hi,Christy." "Hi,Christy." "Hi,vanetia." "Hi,vanetia." "Goon." "Goon." "All right." "All right." "Weneedtwotrolleys." "Weneedtwotrolleys." "Can I have a euro?" "Can I have a euro?" "Hi,guys." "Hi,guys." "Hey,there,loser." "Hey,there,loser." "Hey." "Hey." "Howyoubeen?" "Howyoubeen?" "Doinggood." "Doinggood." "WeneedtwotrolleyssoIcan weneedtwotrolleyssoIcan buy the items that start with buy the items that start with "f."" ""F." We'renotgettingasecond we'renotgettingasecond trolley." "Trolley." "Iwantto sitindad's" "Iwantto sitindad's trolley." "Trolley." "Can't." "Can't." ""N" is for noni." ""N" is for noni." "Iwantto ." "Iwantto ." "Inyougo ." "Inyougo ." "Dad,can'tthisbean"n "" "dad,can'tthisbean"n " trolley?" "Trolley?" "No,it'san "f "trolley." "No,it'san "f "trolley." "Well,she'salittlefairy." "Well,she'salittlefairy." "We'renotgettingasecond we'renotgettingasecond trolley, okay?" "Trolley, okay?" "You'rethefairy." "You'rethefairy." "Conor!" "Conor!" "Givemethetrolley." "Givemethetrolley." "Whatareyoudoing?" "Whatareyoudoing?" "Getoff." "Getoff." "Conor, get off!" "Conor, get off!" "Faggot." "Faggot." "Fudgepacker, friend of Dorothy!" "Fudgepacker, friend of Dorothy!" "Conor,youstopthatandget" "Conor,youstopthatandget in the shop now!" "Sorry about that." "Sorry about that." "Sorry about that." "Oh, for fuck's sake." "Oh, for fuck's sake." "Hi, boys." "Hi, boys." "Who'sDorothy?" "Who'sDorothy?" "Youdon'twanttoknow ." "You all right?" "There you go." "Right in there." "There you go." "Right in there." "4:00A.M.week2." "4:00A.M.week2." "Third observed incident of third observed incident of somnambulism." "Somnambulism." "Possibl" "possibly parasomnia or other symptomatic sleep disorder." "[ Door opens ]" "Doyouhaveafamily?" "No." "No." "Why?" "Why?" "I'ma scientistinstead." "I'ma scientistinstead." "Wanttoplayspa ?" "Wanttoplayspa ?" "No." "[ Sighs ]" "[Humming] I'mimpressedwithyour" "I'mimpressedwithyour dexterity." "Dexterity." "How many of those have you made, how many of those have you made, Conor?" "Justneedto makeone more." "Hello?" "Yoo-hoo." "Morewood." "Comeon,now, comeon,now, freida the fairy." "Freida the fairy." "Inside and get your hands inside and get your hands washed." "Washed." "Come on, Conor." "Come on, Conor." "Dinner." "Dinner." "Oh, Conor!" "Don't!" "Oh, Conor!" "Don't!" "Ineedmorewood." "Ineedmorewood." "Ifyouputitback together, ifyouputitback together, we can sell it and buy wood." "Haveyou-- haveyou made anything we can sell?" "Anything we can sell?" "What are these for?" "Your mom and dad are here." "Come on." "Dinner." "Come on." "Dinner." "[ Thud ]" "[ Door creaks ]" "[ Sighs ]" "I-I-Idon'tlikewhiteness anymore because -- anymore because -- becausetherewerealotof becausetherewerealotof white walls in the hospital?" "White walls in the hospital?" "Anduphere." "Anduphere." "Ifinished." "Ifinished." "Goodgirl." "Goodgirl." "[ Imitates scraping ]" "Conor'snevergoneaweek  without making something." "Without making something." "Do you think he might need a bit do you think he might need a bit of privacy?" "Of privacy?" "Mrs.Casey,I'velefthim" "Mrs.Casey,I'velefthim alone for hours at a time, and alone for hours at a time, and there's no change." "There's no change." "I'm sure that Dr. sud explained" "I'm sure that Dr. sud explained the prognosis." "The prognosis." "Conor will not return to his old" "Conor will not return to his old self." "Self." "There's been too much damage." "There's been too much damage." "Okay." "Okay." "Well, all I'm saying is he might well, all I'm saying is he might need a bit more space, you know, need a bit more space, you know, without you looking." "Without you looking." "Mrs.Casey." "Mrs.Casey." "Justa bitof space, justa bitof space, Dr. fielding." "Keepupthepace!" "Come on, Casey!" "Come on, Casey!" "Keep at it!" "Keep going!" "[ Whistle blows ]" "[ Whistle blows ] Simon, Lenny, Fergus, Mike." "Simon, Lenny, Fergus, Mike." "Congratulations,Simon." "Congratulations,Simon." "Hey,Lenny." "Hey,Lenny." "[ Laughter ]" "[ Laughter ] That's how he likes it." "That's how he likes it." "Is he under?" "Is he under?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Istressedthatlittlefish" "Istressedthatlittlefish  place in town." "Place in town." "Oh,it'snice." "Oh,it'snice." "Youknow,it 'snicelighting." "Youknow,it 'snicelighting." "Yeah." "Yeah." "And,um,about,you know,two and,um,about,you know,two days ago, I get a text, and days ago, I get a text, and suddenly, it's -- it's a tea." "Suddenly, it's -- it's a tea." "Asinacup oftea?" "Asinacup oftea?" "No,asin an afternoontea ." "No,asin an afternoontea ." "Sandwiches." "Sandwiches." "You know, cake, tea." "You know, cake, tea." "And I just thought, um, you and I just thought, um, you know, "what does he mean?" "Know, "what does he mean?" "What does -- what does that what does -- what does that mean?"" "Mean?" It's like some sort of -- it's it's like some sort of -- it's like a downgrade." "[Grunting] [Groans]" "[Groans] Ohh." "[Muttering] [ Thunder rumbling ]" "Where?" "!" "Where?" "!" "Where?" "!" "[ Rumbling continues ]" "[ Rumbling continues ] Papaschnitzel,wakeup!" "Papaschnitzel,wakeup!" "[ Rain falling ]" "[ Rain falling ] Con." "Con. Yeah?" "Yeah?" "Conor." "Conor." "Papa schnitzel." "Papa schnitzel." "[Muttering]" "[Muttering] Come,sweetheart." "Come,sweetheart." "[ Gasps ]" "[ Gasps ] Conor, get off, get off, get off" "Conor, get off, get off, get off me!" "Me!" "Conor, get off me!" "Conor, get off me!" "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's all right." "It's all right." "It's all right." "It's all right." "You were sleepwalking." "You were sleepwalking." "Okay?" "Okay?" "Okay." "Okay." "All right. [ Chuckles ]" "All right. [ Chuckles ] We just have to leave it behind we just have to leave it behind this time." "This time." "I don't think so." "I don't think so." "In you go." "Go on." "In you go." "Go on." "[Sighs]" "Iwantto breakthatcamera, Dr. fielding." "Dr. fielding." "I swear to God." "I swear to God." "[ Thunder rumbling ]" "[ Breathing heavily ]" "[ Mid-tempo music plays ] ♪whenit 'stoolatetogo" "♪whenit 'stoolatetogo  home ♪" "Home ♪ ♪ and you're tired of being" "♪ and you're tired of being alone ♪" "Alone ♪ ♪ I can see it in your face ♪" "♪ I can see it in your face ♪ ♪ I can see it in your face ♪" "♪ I can see it in your face ♪ ♪ when you're running out of" "♪ when you're running out of time ♪" "Time ♪ ♪ and you need some... ♪" "[ Knock on door ]" "Iwon'tbreakyourcamera, Dr. fielding." "Dr. fielding." "I swear to God..." "Again." "I swear to God..." "Again." "Thankyou." "Thankyou." "That would be good." "That would be good." "[Clearsthroat]" "Uh,Mrs.Casey?" "Vanetia,forChrist'ssake." "Vanetia,forChrist'ssake." "Two weeks of "Mrs. Casey" is two weeks of "Mrs. Casey" is long enough." "Long enough." "And I'm gonna call you Ted..." "And I'm gonna call you Ted..." "Ted." "Ted." "Wheredidthe"schnitzel"" "wheredidthe"schnitzel" thing come from?" "Thing come from?" "Oh." "Oh." "Well, the schnitzels -- they well, the schnitzels -- they were this Austrian family Conor were this Austrian family Conor and I met on our honeymoon." "And I met on our honeymoon." "They were always ridiculously they were always ridiculously cheery." "Cheery." ""Impossibly optimistic" is how" ""impossibly optimistic" is how Conor described them." "Conor described them." "That'sfunny." "That'sfunny." "Hmm." "Hmm." "I've been schnitzel-ing the shit" "I've been schnitzel-ing the shit out of it, haven't I?" "Night." "Goodnight." "Week 3, tape 9 -- second family outing to the store." "Outing to the store." "Oh,thiszipkeepssticking." "Oh,thiszipkeepssticking." "Sorry, noni, you're gonna have sorry, noni, you're gonna have to go like that." "To go like that." "Okay." "Okay." "[ Zipper closes ]" "[ Zipper closes ] Goingoutside." "Goingoutside." "Goingoutside!" "Goingoutside!" "Didyouseethat?" "[ Siren wailing in distance ]" "Will he ever get the money thing?" "Thing?" "You know, never mind." "You know, never mind." "Don't tell me." "Don't tell me." "I don't want to know." "I don't want to know." "[ Groans ]" "[ Groans ] Sympathy Susan alert." "Sympathy Susan alert." "Who'ssympathySusan?" "Who'ssympathySusan?" "[AsSusan]Youpoorthing." "[AsSusan]Youpoorthing." "How are you coping?" "How are you coping?" "How is he today?" "How is he today?" "Must be desperate." "Must be desperate." "[ Normal voice ] I hate pity." "[ Normal voice ] I hate pity." "It is like someone wrapping a it is like someone wrapping a wet blanket around you when wet blanket around you when you're cold." "You're cold." "And that woman can talk." "And that woman can talk." "VanetiaCasey!" "VanetiaCasey!" "Ah!" "Susan!" "Ah!" "Susan!" "Howareyoucoping?" "Howareyoucoping?" "Brilliantly,thanks!" "Brilliantly,thanks!" "Oh, and have you met my oh, and have you met my what's-ologist?" "What's-ologist?" "This is Dr. fielding." "This is Dr. fielding." "Hello,doctor." "Hello,doctor." "I have heard about you." "I have heard about you." "You're from America." "You're from America." "I could tell by the tan." "I could tell by the tan." "You wouldn't get many around you wouldn't get many around here with a tan like that." "Here with a tan like that." "[ Laughs ]" "[ Laughs ] How's poor vanetia?" "How's poor vanetia?" "I mean, there's probably no" "I mean, there's probably no recovery from this, is there, recovery from this, is there, doctor?" "Doctor?" "Well,I - - well,I - - Idoubtit verymuch." "Idoubtit verymuch." "I mean, my brother knew somebody" "I mean, my brother knew somebody who -- and so young." "Who -- and so young." "I mean, it's so shocking." "I mean, it's so shocking." "How are you getting on there?" "How are you getting on there?" "Ishouldactually..." "What is that Conor?" "[ Knock on door ]" "Comeon." "Let'sgo." "Thisisyou,Ted ." "Contaminationscontinue, mostly when Conor is distracted mostly when Conor is distracted or tired." "Or tired." "Obsession with making wooden obsession with making wooden spheres continues." "[ Knock on door ] Come in." "Come in." "Canyoucomeintothe canyoucomeintothe kitchen, please?" "Kitchen, please?" "I need to talk to you." "Ted, I saw the birthday card in your room..." "Your room..." ""For a special boy."" "So,you..." "Yes,I did." "Acolleagueof minearranged it." "It." "It's completely inappropriate." "It's completely inappropriate." "And this was his idea of a and this was his idea of a joke -- a terrible joke." "Joke -- a terrible joke." "Soyouthinkit'sajoke..." "Soyouthinkit'sajoke..." "Having drugs sent to this house?" "Having drugs sent to this house?" "Notme!" "Notme!" "A friend -- not even a real a friend -- not even a real friend." "Friend." "It was more of a-a colleague." "It was more of a-a colleague." "Soyouhaddrugssent toa soyouhaddrugssent toa house with two kids in it?" "House with two kids in it?" "Iknow." "Iknow." "Youhadmarijuanasenttoa youhadmarijuanasenttoa house where you should be house where you should be working in a professional working in a professional capacity." "Iwillcompletelyunderstand if you feel that -- if you feel that -- Ted,yougetitoutnow." "Ted,yougetitoutnow." "And start rolling." "And start rolling." "[ Laughing ]" "[ Reggae music plays ] ♪hap-hap-hap,happy" "♪hap-hap-hap,happy birthday ♪" "Birthday ♪ comeon,now!" "Comeon,now!" "HappyBirthday!" "HappyBirthday!" "♪hap-hap-hap,happy" "♪hap-hap-hap,happy birthday ♪" "Birthday ♪ youdidn'thavetodothis." "Youdidn'thavetodothis." "♪happy,happy,happy" "♪happy,happy,happy birthday ♪" "Birthday ♪ ♪doyouwanttodance all" "♪doyouwanttodance all night?" "♪" "Night?" "♪ goon." "Goon." "Blow out the candle." "Blow out the candle." "You know the drill." "You know the drill." "♪doyouwanttodance all" "♪doyouwanttodance all night?" "♪" "Night?" "♪ nowgoon ." "Nowgoon ." "Go and get your gear." "Go and get your gear." "It- -itreallywas froma it- -itreallywas froma friend, by the way." "Friend, by the way." "Okay." "I don't think you are." "Are you?" "Are you?" "No,nothingcameout ." "No,nothingcameout ." "Oh,thereyougo." "Definitelysomegotinthere." "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] Youknow." "Conorusedto be anightowl,  if you can believe that." "If you can believe that." "He stayed up late last night, he stayed up late last night, actually." "Actually." "He was watching some..." "Animal he was watching some..." "Animal show on the TV." "Show on the TV." "He's obsessed." "What?" "Ithoughtyoudidn'twant to" "Ithoughtyoudidn'twant to know things." "Know things." "It'sbeenamonth." "It'sbeenamonth." "Guess I should start knowing guess I should start knowing things." "Things." "Animalsdemandlessofhim." "Animalsdemandlessofhim." "He can relate to their -- their he can relate to their -- their simpler emotions." "Simpler emotions." "No mixed feelings, so no no mixed feelings, so no psycho-drama." "Psycho-drama." "[Chuckles]" "[Chuckles] There's nothing but drama from there's nothing but drama from where I'm standing." ""Sundowning" means he gets more confused in the evenings, right?" "I like that one." ""Sundowning."" ""Sundowning." [Yawns]" "[Yawns] Hey,noyawning." "Hey,noyawning." "Itwasn't-- notafull yawn ." "Itwasn't-- notafull yawn ." "You'retryingto swallowit you'retryingto swallowit back." "Back." "[ Laughs ]" "[ Laughs ] Okay,I yawnedalittleteeny okay,I yawnedalittleteeny bit." "Bit." "Iknow." "Iknow." "Peddling." "Peddling." "Peddling?" "Peddling?" "Yeah." "Cycling." "Yeah." "Cycling." "Ithinkit 'sgonnarain." "Ithinkit 'sgonnarain." "Aye,it'smuchmorefunin aye,it'smuchmorefunin the rain." "The rain." "Go on." "Go on." "No." "No,thankyou ." "[ Bicycle gears clicking ]" "Don't do that." "Slow down!" "Slow down!" "[Mockingly]Slowdown !" "[Mockingly]Slowdown !" "You're going too fast!" "You're going too fast!" "[ Laughs ]" "[ Laughs ] Ihaven'triddenabike ina" "Ihaven'triddenabike ina while." "While." "Comeon." "Comeon." "Andit'sverywet ." "Andit'sverywet ." "I don't think I've ever ridden" "I don't think I've ever ridden one in the rain." "One in the rain." "[Laughs]" "All right, how about -- mmm!" "Mmm!" "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] Thisisso good." "Thisisso good." "Howabout,uh ..." "Howabout,uh ..." ""Conor Casey's stroke of bad" ""Conor Casey's stroke of bad luck:" "Or a tale of two conors"?" "Luck:" "Or a tale of two conors"?" "You know, something catchy." "You know, something catchy." "I want our chapter to stand out." "I want our chapter to stand out." "Well,unfortunately,it 'll well,unfortunately,it 'll probably be something a little probably be something a little dryer." "Dryer." "Suchas?" "Suchas?" ""Theimpactof extensive" ""theimpactof extensive medial frontal-lobe damage on medial frontal-lobe damage on theory of the mind."" "Theory of the mind." What'stheoryof themind?" "What'stheoryof themind?" "You'reright." "You'reright." "It's boring." "It's boring." "No." "No." "No." "No." "Ireallydo wanttoknow ." "Ireallydo wanttoknow ." "It'sourcapacityto it'sourcapacityto understand our own and others' understand our own and others' mental states, our ability to mental states, our ability to guess what someone else is guess what someone else is feeling or thinking." "Feeling or thinking." "Iknow." "Iknow." ""Dr. do-little," as in loves" ""Dr. do-little," as in loves animals and..." "Does very little." "Animals and..." "Does very little." "[ Both laugh ]" "Ted." "Ted." "Ted." "Ted." "Ted." "What?" "Aah!" "Nowstopthat!" "Lenny!" "Connor!" "Lenny!" "Connor!" "Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny!" "Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny!" "Lenny!" "Easy!" "Lenny, easy!" "Lenny!" "Easy!" "Lenny, easy!" "Get up!" "Come on!" "Get up!" "Come on!" "Lenny!" "Stop that!" "Lenny!" "Stop that!" "Why do you play that?" "Why do you play that?" "Conor!" "[ Sighs ] It's never a dull day." "It's never a dull day." "Have we got our balls?" "Have we got our balls?" "God." "Whose is this?" "[Laughs] Do you -- do you mean that do you -- do you mean that animals talk to us?" "Animals talk to us?" "Oh." "Oh." "Isthatwhatyou 'resaying?" "Isthatwhatyou 'resaying?" "I'mnotsayinganimalstalk" "I'mnotsayinganimalstalk  to us." "To us." "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Chuckles ] They don't, but they do talk to they don't, but they do talk to each other about us." "Each other about us." "Whatdotheysay ?" "Whatdotheysay ?" "Allkindsof things." "Allkindsof things." "How we smell." "How we smell." "[ Chuckles ]" "Overa millionvisitorsa year." "Year." "[ Music plays ]" "[ Music plays ] 22 dedicated people." "22 dedicated people." "Welcome to..." "Welcome to..." "Rememberthemanwho usedto rememberthemanwho usedto fix things around here, hmm?" "Fix things around here, hmm?" "Theredrocksoftheuniverse theredrocksoftheuniverse come down to earth." "Come down to earth." "DoyouwanttoseewhatBob's doyouwanttoseewhatBob's doing, and maybe we can fix it doing, and maybe we can fix it next time?" "It'searlymorningatthe zoo " "[ water runs ] [ Mariachi band plays ]" "[ Mariachi band plays ] [Laughs]" "[Laughs] Hola!" "Hola!" "Gorgeous." "Gorgeous." "Olé!" "Olé!" "Olé!" "Doyouneedany help?" "No,I 'mfine." "No,I 'mfine." "Now sit yourself down and tuck now sit yourself down and tuck in." "In." "Hey,Ted'snotwearinga hey,Ted'snotwearinga costume." "Costume." "[Gasps]" "[Gasps] Allright,givehim a allright,givehim a mustache, then, baby schnitzel." "Mustache, then, baby schnitzel." "Oh,I don'tneedamustache." "Oh,I don'tneedamustache." "I'm " " I have one." "I'm " " I have one." "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "[ Indistinct conversations ] Allright,comeon,  allright,comeon,  everybody eat." "Everybody eat." "I'mnotsittingbesidepenny." "I'mnotsittingbesidepenny." "Hisname'snotpenny." "Hisname'snotpenny." "Conor." "Conor." "I just want a word with you for" "I just want a word with you for a minute." "A minute." "It has probably been a banner it has probably been a banner for yourself." "For yourself." "Goodlad." "Goodlad." "Ted, can you pass the guacamole," "Ted, can you pass the guacamole, please?" "Please?" "[ Laughter ]" "[ Laughter ] Ithinksheusedpermanent" "Ithinksheusedpermanent pen." "Pen." "Did you?" "Did you?" "So- -oh,didItell youthis so- -oh,didItell youthis woman walked into the hospital woman walked into the hospital yesterday?" "Yesterday?" "She had no trousers on." "She had no trousers on." "Girl like, "good Mary!"" "Girl like, "good Mary!" She had a bum bag on." "She had a bum bag on." "You know what a bum bag is?" "You know what a bum bag is?" "We were spared some of the we were spared some of the detail in the front, anyway." "Detail in the front, anyway." "She's, um, throwing her curses she's, um, throwing her curses around, as usual." "Around, as usual." "She threatened -- no, she didn't she threatened -- no, she didn't threaten." "Threaten." "She cursed my firstborn child, she cursed my firstborn child, when I have him." "When I have him." "Then she..." "Then she..." "What?" "Like a what?" "What?" "Like a what?" "It'sa Mexicanwafer." "It'sa Mexicanwafer." "I'vegotno ideawhatthat" "I'vegotno ideawhatthat  is." "Is." "She goes -- she tells -- she she goes -- she tells -- she says to Dr. muldoon -- she goes, says to Dr. muldoon -- she goes, um, "I'm a virgin."" "Fajita." "Fa-heet-as." "Fa-heet-as." "Fajitas." "Fajitas." "AndI 'lltellyousomething." "AndI 'lltellyousomething." "It was the best she ever made." "It was the best she ever made." "You know that?" "You know that?" "What a word? "Best." No." "What a word? "Best." No." "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] Shealwaysis good." "Shealwaysis good." "Sí,señor." "Sí,señor." "Andyou'llremember--you'll andyou'llremember--you'll remember what I told you, won't remember what I told you, won't you?" "Sí." "Areyousure?" "Areyousure?" "Stand for no nonsense, you know?" "Stand for no nonsense, you know?" "Oh." "Oh." "Andbetruetoyourself,lad." "Andbetruetoyourself,lad." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "[ Laughter ]" "[ Laughter ] Oh,paddy,do youthinkIwas  oh,paddy,do youthinkIwas  a flighty, lankish lass?" "A flighty, lankish lass?" "Ineversaidyou were" "Ineversaidyou were flighty." "Flighty." "I said you were mental." "I said you were mental." "But I also knew you were mental but I also knew you were mental about each other." "About each other." "JesusChrist,paddy." "JesusChrist,paddy." "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] Comeon,youcheekything." "Comeon,youcheekything." "Come on." "Come on." "Goodnight." "Goodnight." "Seeyou,love." "Seeyou,love." "Bye-bye." "[ Engine turns over ]" "Whatareyoudoinguplate?" "Ican'tsleep." "Ican'tsleep." "Yeah?" "Yeah?" "Comedownstairsandhavea comedownstairsandhavea dance with me." "Dance with me." "Dancing?" "Dancing?" "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] Atthishour?" "Atthishour?" "Are you mad?" "Are you mad?" "Comeon." "Comeon." "No." "[ Mid-tempo music playing ]" "[ Up-tempo music plays ]" "Comeon,Ted." "You must know this one." "You must know this one." "No." "Sorry." "No." "Sorry." "Conorlookedlikehewas" "Conorlookedlikehewas fighting off 10 men when he fighting off 10 men when he danced." "Danced." "[ Laughs ]" "[ Laughs ] He said, "an empty dance floor he said, "an empty dance floor is a wound that needs healing." "Is a wound that needs healing." "It's not about us." "It's not about us." "It's about letting our bodies do it's about letting our bodies do their thing."" "Their thing." Come on." "Come on." "Just a bit of hip movement." "Just a bit of hip movement." "[ Laughs ]" "[ Laughs ] Come on, Ted!" "Come on, Ted!" "You must be able to move you must be able to move something." "Something." "No,I ..." "Reallycan't." "No,I ..." "Reallycan't." "You'relost,my friend." "You'relost,my friend." "Allright,I-I-Ican dothis ." "[Laughs] That's very good, Ted." "That's very good, Ted." "Come on." "Dance." "Come on." "Dance." "Please." "Please." "I'mnotdancing." "I'mnotdancing." "Comeon." "Comeon." "Youdon'twanttoseeme youdon'twanttoseeme dance." "Dance." "Please,I do." "Please,I do." "No,no,no ." "No,no,no ." "No." "No." "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] ♪butyouknow,youknow♪" "♪butyouknow,youknow♪  ♪ it's a little trick you do ♪" "♪ it's a little trick you do ♪ ♪ why, I'm a little tricky," "♪ why, I'm a little tricky, too ♪" "Too ♪ ♪ so we should work it on out ♪" "♪ so we should work it on out ♪ ♪ work it on out ♪" "♪ work it on out ♪ ♪ should we not give in?" "♪" "[Laughs] Aah!" "Aah!" "[ Breathing heavily ]" "[ Breathing heavily ] ♪youknow,you knowthere's" "♪youknow,you knowthere's somebody waiting for you ♪" "Somebody waiting for you ♪ ♪ you know, you know, waiting" "♪ you know, you know, waiting for a wonder like you ♪" "For a wonder like you ♪ [ Bell tolling ]" "[ Bell tolling ] Dr.fielding." "Dr.fielding." "Hey." "Tara." "Hey." "Tara." "Howareyou?" "Howareyou?" "Uh,fine,thankyou ." "Uh,fine,thankyou ." "Good." "Good." "Do you want to grab a coffee do you want to grab a coffee now?" "Now?" "Oh." "No,sorry." "Oh." "No,sorry." "They don't know I'm gone." "They don't know I'm gone." "You'renotahostage,Ted." "You'renotahostage,Ted." "Oh." "I don'tmeanthat." "Oh." "I don'tmeanthat." "We're going to the zoo." "We're going to the zoo." "Right." "Right." "Conor'sfixatingon animals." "Conor'sfixatingon animals." "Andit'svanetia'sbirthday." "Andit'svanetia'sbirthday." "Yes." "Itis ." "So, I'll see you soon." "Bye." "[ Sawing ]" "Icansitinthebackseat, Ted." "Ted." "What'sthat?" "What'sthat?" "Oh." "You'llsee." "Noni,comeon ." "Alley-oop." "Alley-oop." "HappyBirthday." "HappyBirthday." "Giveitto me there." "Giveitto me there." "Presents after food." "Presents after food." "It's a family policy." "Thank you." "You'rewelcome." "You'rewelcome." "Whatisit ?" "Whatisit ?" "Anewadapterfor the car  anewadapterfor the car  stereo." "Stereo." "Look." "Look." "Look." "Look." "It's a spand." "It's a spand." "Spoon hand!" "Spoon hand!" "It's for petting the animals." "It's for petting the animals." "[Laughs]" "[Laughs] Put that in your notebook and put that in your notebook and smoke it." "Smoke it." "Lenny." "Lenny." "[ Agnes obel's "brother sparrow"" "[ Agnes obel's "brother sparrow" plays ]" "Plays ] [ Animal screeches ]" "[ Animal screeches ] [ Both laugh ]" "[ Owl chatters ] ♪voicesin thestreet♪" "♪voicesin thestreet♪ [ Animals screeching ]" "[ Animals screeching ] ♪ footsteps on the concrete ♪" "♪ footsteps on the concrete ♪ aah!" "Aah!" "♪guessIhearjust every" "♪guessIhearjust every sound ♪" "Sound ♪ [Laughs]" "[Laughs] [ Animal calling ]" "[ Animal calling ] ♪ontheground♪" "♪ontheground♪ ♪ from my window view ♪" "♪ from my window view ♪ ♪ I know a color blue ♪" "♪ I know a color blue ♪ no,no,no ." "No,no,no ." "♪thatcanbitesovery" "♪thatcanbitesovery hard ♪" "Hard ♪ ♪ the day apart ♪" "[Laughs] So soft!" "So soft!" "Hello, fella." "Hello, fella." "Hello, little fella." "Hello, little fella." "♪picturefreshaswater" "♪picturefreshaswater clear ♪" "Clear ♪ ♪ days have passed without you" "♪ days have passed without you here ♪" "Here ♪ ♪ street lights dancing in the" "♪ street lights dancing in the dark ♪" "Dark ♪ ♪ across the park ♪" "♪ across the park ♪ ♪ brother sparrow ♪" "♪ brother sparrow ♪ ♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪" "♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪ ♪ to my window ♪" "♪ to my window ♪ ♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪" "♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪ [ Penguins chattering ]" "[ Penguins chattering ] ♪ brother sparrow ♪" "♪ brother sparrow ♪ ♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪" "♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪ ♪ come tomorrow ♪" "♪ come tomorrow ♪ ♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪" "♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪ ♪ to my window ♪" "♪ to my window ♪ ♪ ohh, ohh, ohh ♪" "WhathappenedwasIwas." "Holdit." "Holdit." "Let me get the door." "Let me get the door." "Oh,yeah." "Oh,yeah." "But, no." "But, no." "Here'syourpurse." "Here'syourpurse." "So..." "So..." "Mine." "Mine." "...SaturdaynightImovein ...saturdaynightImovein and out." "And out." "Yeah?" "Yeah?" "Conorwaswithme." "Conorwaswithme." "Anyway, I said to Conor -- anyway, I said to Conor -- soyouestablishedthe back soyouestablishedthe back of the car." "Of the car." "Thebackof thecar ,inthe thebackof thecar ,inthe boot of the car fast asleep." "Boot of the car fast asleep." "He absolutely..." "He absolutely..." "[ Indistinct conversation ]" "[ Indistinct conversation ] [ Laughs ]" "[ Laughs ] Really?" "Really?" "Butthen..." "Butthen..." "Okay." "Great." "Okay." "Great." "So,itwaschasinghim so,itwaschasinghim 'round." "'Round." "Where's my table?" "Where's my table?" "All:" "Surprise!" "All:" "Surprise!" "[ Applause ]" "I'lltakeher." "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "[ Up-tempo music playing ] [ Cheering ]" "Comehere,please." "They'reyourfriends,too ." "Ihavestufftodo." "Ihavestufftodo." "Youneedto stepup, Conor." "Youneedto stepup, Conor." "You know, you can't keep you know, you can't keep retreating." "Retreating." "Conor." "Conor." "You're the father." "You're the father." "You're the husband." "You're the husband." "If you don't, somebody else will if you don't, somebody else will step in and play those roles." "Step in and play those roles." "Paddy,thisis notthe time paddy,thisis notthe time or the place." "Or the place." "Let's get back to the party." "Let's get back to the party." "Astrokedoesn'tgiveyouan astrokedoesn'tgiveyouan opportunity just to act -- to opportunity just to act -- to ignore the needs of your family." "Ignore the needs of your family." "How much time have you spent on how much time have you spent on them stupid round jobs?" "Them stupid round jobs?" "Paddy,leaveit !" "Paddy,leaveit !" "Lennyisadisgrace." "Lennyisadisgrace." "If Lenny is gay -- if Lenny is gay -- penny!" "Penny!" "I'mnotpenny!" "[ Chittering ]" "[ Plates clatter ]" "Thankyou." "[ Sighs ]" "[ Sighs ] Well,atleastitwasn 'tthe well,atleastitwasn 'tthe python." "Python." "[Laughs]" "[ Sighs ]" "Comeon." "Throw it on the roof." "Throw it on the roof." "Yeah,comeon ." "Yeah,comeon ." "Throwitup ." "Throwitup ." "There'sa spotrightthere." "There'sa spotrightthere." "Hey." "Come on." "Hey." "Come on." "Shit." "Comeon ." "Hey." "Hey." "It broke." "I-I threw it away." "[ Engine turns over ]" "[ Up-tempo music playing ]" "Netia." "[Gasps]" "[Gasps] You scared the living shit out you scared the living shit out of me." "Of me." "[ Music stops ]" "Hassomethingstartedbetween you and Dr. fielding?" "You and Dr. fielding?" "[Laughing]No." "[Laughing]No." "Look..." "Look..." "What happens when he leaves, what happens when he leaves, netia?" "Netia?" "Conor will still be here." "Conor will still be here." "SowillI." "SowillI.  And so will the kids." "And so will the kids." "And we'll all be fine." "And we'll all be fine." "Lennydoesn'tseemfine." "Lennydoesn'tseemfine." "Lenny'sfinewithTed ." "Lenny'sfinewithTed ." "In fact, Lenny is closer to Ted in fact, Lenny is closer to Ted than he is to Conor." "Than he is to Conor." "Andthatdoesn'tstrikeyou andthatdoesn'tstrikeyou as a problem?" "As a problem?" "Ofcourseit 'safucking ofcourseit 'safucking problem." "Don't pretend you're thinking about Lenny, Tara." "Light." "Love." "[ Clears throat ]" "[ Clears throat ] [ Stammering ] Start again." "[ Stammering ] Start again." "Start again." "Start again." "Startagain?" "Sure." "Startagain?" "Sure." "We can start again if you want." "We can start again if you want." "Conor,thephone'soff the" "Conor,thephone'soff the  hook." "Hook." "Did someone call?" "Did someone call?" "Mom." "Mom." "Well,I 'llcallherback." "Well,I 'llcallherback." "What did she say?" "What did she say?" "Dad'sdead,heartattack." "[ Knock on door ] Lenny?" "Lenny?" "IsaidI'mnot going." "I'll see you tomorrow." "[ Engine turns over ]" "[ Indistinct conversations ] [ Woman vocalizing ]" "CanI havethered ,please?" "Thank you." "Nobodyeverdrinksthat." "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "Nora, you do know you can come and stay with us anytime you and stay with us anytime you want, don't you?" "Want, don't you?" "Ithinkyourhouseisabit" "Ithinkyourhouseisabit crowded as is." "Vanetia." "Right." "Right,vanetia." "Right." "Right,vanetia." "Your old paddy was mad about your old paddy was mad about you." "You." "Hewasmadwithmethelast hewasmadwithmethelast time I saw him." "Time I saw him." "No,no,no ." "No,no,no ." "He was mad with the world." "He was mad with the world." "[ Video game beeping ]" "Con'sasneartohisoldself as I've seen him for a while." "As I've seen him for a while." "You wouldn't believe it." "You wouldn't believe it." "Maybe you would." "Maybe you would." "It's the final thing, right?" "It's the final thing, right?" "Earliest memories." "Earliest memories." "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Chuckles ] I know I'm getting good with" "I know I'm getting good with this." "This." "Heisnotacase study." "Heisnotacase study." "He's not a Guinea pig." "He's not a Guinea pig." "He's your husband, and he's he's your husband, and he's alive." "I'm sorry, netia." "I know you're grieving a" "I know you're grieving a husband, too." "Ted." "Ted, I need a lift to the race." "Ted, I need a lift to the race." "Comeon." "Comeon." "[ Indistinct talking over p.A. ]" "[ Indistinct talking over p.A. ] Justleaveme here." "Justleaveme here." "Okay." "Good luck." "[Moans]" "Conor?" "Morning, Conor." "Did..." "Dad like the old me?" "I don't remember him..." "Being so angry when I was small." "Being so angry when I was small." "Yourdadjustgot crankywith  yourdadjustgot crankywith  life as he got older." "Life as he got older." "It wasn't you." "It wasn't you." "It'll happen to us all." "It'll happen to us all." "Doyouthink..." "Doyouthink..." "He knew..." "He knew..." "I knew..." "I knew..." "He was just cranky?" "Heknew." "[ Both moaning ] [ Patrick Watson's "big bird in" "[ Patrick Watson's "big bird in a small cage" plays ]" "♪Therewasahousehalfway 'round the world ♪" "'Round the world ♪ ♪ and I was invited in for a" "♪ and I was invited in for a small taste of gin ♪" "Small taste of gin ♪ ♪ there was a hallway a thousand" "♪ there was a hallway a thousand birds long ♪" "Birds long ♪ ♪ but the biggest one of all was" "♪ but the biggest one of all was in a cage too small ♪" "In a cage too small ♪ [ Indistinct talking over p.A. ]" "[ Indistinct talking over p.A. ] ♪ I asked the caretaker 'cause" "♪ I asked the caretaker 'cause he was their maker ♪" "He was their maker ♪ ♪ he looked at me and laughed," "♪ he looked at me and laughed, took another sip from his took another sip from his glass ♪" "Glass ♪ ♪ he said, "open up your ears" "♪ he said, "open up your ears and hearts ♪" "And hearts ♪ ♪ you put a big bird in a small" "♪ you put a big bird in a small cage, and he'll sing you a cage, and he'll sing you a song" ♪" "Song" ♪ [ Moaning continues ]" "[ Moaning continues ] ♪ that we all love to sing" "♪ that we all love to sing along ♪" "Along ♪ [ Cellphone vibrating ]" "[ Cellphone vibrating ] ♪ to the sound of the bird that" "♪ to the sound of the bird that mourns ♪" "Mourns ♪ Conor?" "Conor?" "Conor, baby?" "Conor, baby?" "Conor." "Conor." "Conor?" "[ Cheers and applause ] ♪well,we rolledintotown" "♪well,we rolledintotown  into sweet new Orleans ♪" "Into sweet new Orleans ♪ ♪ to the apple bell bar ♪" "♪ to the apple bell bar ♪ ♪ there's a hole in the wall ♪" "♪ there's a hole in the wall ♪ ♪ the ceilings weren't tall ♪" "♪ the ceilings weren't tall ♪ ♪ the floors were the ground ♪" "♪ the floors were the ground ♪ ♪ but the sound that you would" "♪ but the sound that you would make would just warm their make would just warm their hearts ♪" "Hearts ♪ ♪ well, it was quarter to 12:00," "♪ well, it was quarter to 12:00, and the boys walked in ♪" "And the boys walked in ♪ ♪ they got they got their black" "♪ they got they got their black suits on, and the songs would suits on, and the songs would begin ♪" "Begin ♪ ♪ you open up your ears and" "♪ you open up your ears and hearts ♪" "Hearts ♪ ♪ you put a big bird in a small" "♪ you put a big bird in a small cage, and it'll sing you a cage, and it'll sing you a song ♪" "Song ♪ [ Whistle blows ]" "[ Whistle blows ] ♪ to the sound of the bird that" "♪ to the sound of the bird that mourns ♪" "Mourns ♪ go,Lenny!" "Go ,Lenny!" "Go,Lenny!" "Go ,Lenny!" "Go,Lenny!" "Go,Lenny!" "Comeon,faster!" "Go!" "Comeon,faster!" "Go!" "Comeon,go ,Lenny!" "Comeon,go ,Lenny!" "Yeah!" "Come on, Lenny!" "Yeah!" "Come on, Lenny!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Comeon,Lenny!" "Keepatit !" "♪tothesoundofthebird" "♪tothesoundofthebird that mourns ♪" "That mourns ♪ allright,comeon!" "Allright,comeon!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Comeon,Lenny!" "Keepatit !" "Comeon,Lenny!" "Keepatit !" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "♪tothesoundofthebird" "♪tothesoundofthebird that mourns ♪" "That mourns ♪ hey,Lenny!" "Lenny!" "Hey,Lenny!" "Lenny!" "Good job!" "♪Ooh,ooh,ooh ,ooh ♪ ♪tothesoundofthebird" "♪tothesoundofthebird that mourns ♪" "♪ you put a big bird in a small cage, and it'll sing you a small cage, and it'll sing you a song ♪" "Song ♪ ♪ you put a big bird in a small" "♪ you put a big bird in a small cage, and it'll sing you a cage, and it'll sing you a song ♪" "Song ♪ ♪ you put a big bird in a small" "♪ you put a big bird in a small cage, and it'll sing you a cage, and it'll sing you a song ♪" "Toughluck,guys." "Who'sthatguy?" "Who'sthatguy?" "Idon'tknow." "Lenny?" "Lenny?" "Oh, hey, do you know Lenny?" "Oh, my God!" "Lenny?" "Lenny?" "Lenny, wake up!" "Lenny?" "Lenny?" "Lenny, wake up!" "Lenny!" "Come on!" "Lenny!" "Come on!" "[ Cellphone vibrating ]" "Hello?" "[ Indistinct talking over p.A. ]" "[ Coin drops ]" "Conor, come on." "No." "No." "Conor,it'syourson ." "Conor,it'syourson ." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Please come with me." "Tara." "He'sallright." "He'sallright." "Is noni here?" "Is noni here?" "Is noni with Nora?" "Is noni with Nora?" "Yeah,thanks." "Yeah,thanks." "He'sinhere." "He'sinhere." "IsTedhere?" "IsTedhere?" "No." "No." "He just left." "He just left." "Thankyou,Tara." "Thankyou,Tara." "It'sokay." "It'sokay." "[Clearsthroat]" "[Clearsthroat] [ Door opens, closes ]" "I'msorry,mom." "Honey." "[ Computer chimes ] [ Keys clacking ]" "[ Knock on door ]" "Ted?" "I'm just collecting some of Lenny's things, and then I'm" "Lenny's things, and then I'm gonna go straight back." "Ted?" "[ Rain falling ] [ TV chatter in distance ]" "[ Footsteps approach ]" "[ Door opens, closes ]" "[ Inhales deeply ] [ Footsteps approach ]" "Ijust,uh ,needyour signature on these forms." "Signature on these forms." "Right, uh, here." "Right, uh, here." "And here." "And here." "And this is a duplicate." "And this is a duplicate." "It's a technicality, to wrap it's a technicality, to wrap things up." "Things up." "Areyousureyou haven't areyousureyou haven't wrapped things up already?" "Icancomebackforthem." "Signatures.[ Sniffles]" "Signatures.[ Sniffles] All right." "[ Door slams ]" "[ Hammering ]" "[ Zipper closing ]" "[ Knock on door ] Ted?" "Ted?" "Hey." "Hey." "Ted,areyoumad atme?" "Ted,areyoumad atme?" "No." "Ofcoursenot ." "No." "Ofcoursenot ." "It'sjust..." "It'sjust..." "You've barely come out of your you've barely come out of your room since, you know." "Room since, you know." "I-it'swork." "I-it'swork." "I fell behind." "I fell behind." "I've had so much to do." "I've had so much to do." "That's all." "I've actually been meaning to say congratulations on winning say congratulations on winning your race." "Your race." "I don't know if you could hear" "I don't know if you could hear me, but I was screaming my head me, but I was screaming my head off." "Off." "Icould." "Icould." "Ireallygotintoit,didn't" "Ireallygotintoit,didn't I?" "I?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I thought you were..." "Heroic." "[Chuckles]" "You should make friends with mom again." "I'vebeengivingyou two  months, Conor." "Months, Conor." "Please will you come into the please will you come into the house?" "!" "House?" "!" "No,I 'vegotthingstodo." "No,I 'vegotthingstodo." "You'vegotthingstodo?" "You'vegotthingstodo?" "I've got things to do." "I've got things to do." "I've got so much to fucking do!" "I've got so much to fucking do!" "Juststopshouting." "Juststopshouting." ""Stopsh..."" ""Stopsh..." Aah!" "Stopthat!" "Aah!" "Stopthat!" "Iwantyoutocome in," "Iwantyoutocome in, please." "Please." "Stand still." "Stand still." "Noplease!" "Noplease!" "Noni,please." "Noni,please." "Just stand still!" "Just stand still!" "No?" "No?" "Listen, stand still." "Listen, stand still." "Now, do you want to fall down now, do you want to fall down the stairs?" "!" "The stairs?" "!" "You said, "pig."" "You said, "pig." Now you get pig." "Now you get pig." "I cannot be dressing and" "I cannot be dressing and undressing you six times a day!" "Undressing you six times a day!" "Look at me!" "Look at me!" "No!" "No!" "No !" "No!" "No!" "No !" "[Panting]" "[Panting] [Crying]" "[ Dog barks ]" "[Laughs] [ Indistinct conversation ]" "Anda-aquick,uh, you know, around the world or something." "Around the world or something." "I can't?" "I can't?" "Youcan." "Youcan." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay?" "Okay?" "Promise?" "Promise?" "[Laughs]" "Oh,God." "Fierce." "Youare?" "Youare?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You'regoingout?" "You'regoingout?" "When con and I looked at when con and I looked at something, we saw the same something, we saw the same thing." "Thing." "Have you ever had that have you ever had that connection with someone?" "Connection with someone?" "Fora shorttime." "Fora shorttime." "A long time ago." "A long time ago." "Nowit'sallbrainsallthe nowit'sallbrainsallthe time." "Time." "Prettymuch." "Prettymuch." "Well,brainsdemandlessof well,brainsdemandlessof you." "[ TV chatter ]" "Ineedto askyou something." "[ Ringing ]" "Hi." "You've reached vanetia Casey." "You've reached vanetia Casey." "Sorry I can't talk right now." "Sorry I can't talk right now." "Please leave a message after the please leave a message after the tone." "Tone." "[ Beep ]" "[ Ringing ]" "[ Pants ] Vanetia." "Vanetia." "Ijustcan't." "Ijustcan't." "Vanetia!" "Vanetia!" "No." "No." "Vanetia!" "Vanetia!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "No." "[ Knock on door ] Vanetia!" "Vanetia!" "Vanetia!" "Vanetia!" "Please!" "Please!" "Vanetia!" "Vanetia!" "[ Knock on door ]" "[ Knock on door ] Vanetia!" "Mom?" "Mom?" "Mom?" "[ Knock on door ]" "[ Knock on door ] Mom?" "[ Doorknob rattles ] [ Knock on door ]" "[ Knock on door ] [ Pounding on door ]" "[ Pounding on door ] Mamaschnitzel!" "What'sgoingon ?" "Nothing." "Nothing." "Mom was just playing spa." "Mom was just playing spa." "Iwantto sleepwithdad." "Iwantto sleepwithdad." "Youcansleepwithme." "Youcansleepwithme." "[ Door closes ]" "[ Door closes ] Comeon." "Ted says he wants to stay." "Didhetellyou that?" "I'm sorry, con." "[ Knock on door ] [ Door opens ]" "[ Door closes ]" "It's best you leave." "[ Door opens, closes ] [Chuckles]" "DoyouloveTed ?" "Doyou?" "So do I. Doyoulovedad ?" "Doyoulovedad ?" "New dad." "So do I. Let'stakeTedfor adrive let'stakeTedfor adrive before he leaves." "♪Whenit 'stoolatetogo  home ♪" "Home ♪ ♪ and you're tired of being" "♪ and you're tired of being alone ♪" "Alone ♪ ♪ I can see it in your face ♪" "♪ I can see it in your face ♪ ♪ I can see it in your face ♪" "♪ I can see it in your face ♪ ♪ when you're running out of" "♪ when you're running out of time ♪" "Time ♪ ♪ and you need some piece of" "♪ and you need some piece of mind ♪" "Mind ♪ ♪ I can see it in your face ♪" "♪ I can see it in your face ♪ ♪ I can see it in your face ♪" "♪ I can see it in your face ♪ ♪ I don't know why for me it's" "♪ I don't know why for me it's hard to choose ♪" "♪ but it's the truth that I'm in love with you ♪" "♪ but sometimes love alone is not enough ♪" "♪ and I'm stuck here in the middle of ♪" "♪ when you ask about my day ♪ ♪ I just tell you that it went" "♪ I just tell you that it went okay ♪" "Okay ♪ ♪ but you see it in my face ♪" "♪ but you see it in my face ♪ ♪ you can see it in my face ♪" "♪ you can see it in my face ♪ ♪ when we're walking, you hold" "♪ when we're walking, you hold my hand ♪" "My hand ♪ ♪ and we laugh about times we've" "♪ and we laugh about times we've had ♪" "Had ♪ ♪ you can see it in my face ♪" "♪ you can see it in my face ♪ ♪ you can see it in my face ♪" "♪ you can see it in my face ♪ ♪ I don't know why for me it's" "♪ I don't know why for me it's hard to choose ♪" "Hard to choose ♪ ♪ooh,ooh♪" "♪ooh,ooh♪ ♪butit 'sthetruththat I'm" "♪butit 'sthetruththat I'm in love with you ♪" "In love with you ♪ ♪ooh,ooh♪" "♪ooh,ooh♪ ♪butsometimeslovealoneis" "♪butsometimeslovealoneis not enough ♪" "Not enough ♪ ♪ooh,ooh♪" "♪ooh,ooh♪ ♪andI'mstuckhere inthe" "♪andI'mstuckhere inthe middle of ♪" "♪ I lie awake while you're asleep ♪" "Asleep ♪ ♪ think about what might have" "♪ think about what might have been ♪" "Been ♪ ♪ I wonder if I'm missing out ♪" "♪ I wonder if I'm missing out ♪ ♪ on things that I should know" "♪ on things that I should know about ♪" "About ♪ ♪ but then I think of what we" "♪ but then I think of what we have ♪" "Have ♪ ♪ and I don't think that it's" "♪ and I don't think that it's that bad ♪" "That bad ♪ ♪ in fact, I think it's really" "♪ in fact, I think it's really great ♪" "Great ♪ ♪ so why do I feel this way?" "♪" "♪ so why do I feel this way?" "♪ ♪ I don't know why for me it's" "♪ I don't know why for me it's hard to choose ♪" "Hard to choose ♪ ♪ooh,ooh♪" "♪ooh,ooh♪ ♪butit 'sthetruththat I'm" "♪butit 'sthetruththat I'm in love with you ♪" "In love with you ♪ ♪ooh,ooh♪" "♪ooh,ooh♪ ♪butsometimeslovealoneis" "♪butsometimeslovealoneis not enough ♪" "Not enough ♪ ♪ooh,ooh♪" "♪ooh,ooh♪ ♪andI'mstuckhere inthe" "♪andI'mstuckhere inthe middle of ♪" "♪ooh,ooh♪" "♪ ooh, ooh ♪" "♪ ooh, ooh ♪" "♪ ooh, ooh ♪ ♪I don'tknowwhy for me" "♪I don'tknowwhy for me it's hard to choose ♪" "It's hard to choose ♪ ♪ooh,ooh♪" "♪ooh,ooh♪ ♪butit 'sthetruththat I'm" "♪butit 'sthetruththat I'm in love with you ♪" "In love with you ♪ ♪ooh,ooh♪" "♪ooh,ooh♪ ♪butsometimeslovealoneis" "♪butsometimeslovealoneis not enough ♪" "Not enough ♪ ♪ooh,ooh♪" "♪ooh,ooh♪ ♪andI'mstuckhere inthe" "♪andI'mstuckhere inthe middle of ♪" "Middle of ♪ ♪ooh,ooh♪" "♪ ooh, ooh ♪" "♪ ooh, ooh ♪"