"Mum, I can't find my shoes." "Don't know where I left them before." " Where's my iPod?" " Adam!" "Melissa!" "I've been looking everywhere for ages now." "Come on, guys." "Help me out today, please." "On the day before his 40th birthday," "Hector awoke with one thing in mind." "Connie." "For a moment, he luxuriated in the memory of her." "But then he made his resolve." "To sort things out." "Hey, I'm up." "Hey, I was listening to that." "No." "It's got to be Satchmo today." "Slow." "Very slow." "We've got people arriving in three hours." "Well, you can do a ring round." "Tell 'em I got the flu." "Stay home, drink champagne, fuck." "I'm marinating meat, see." "I could do with some marinating." "Oh, if you're looking for your cigarettes," "I've chucked them." "Say that again?" "Um... you said you were giving up." "I am, tomorrow." "Oh, fine, well, they're right there in the bin." " I want it!" " No, it's my game..." "Dad, Dad!" "Alright, you win." "I'm going in nicotine free." "If I don't come back, you know who's to blame." "You need to give me a turn." "No." "Come on." "Come on, we've talked about this." "You need to share with your sister." "She's a baby, she can't play properly." "Can so." "Adam, let her play, mate." "She called me a fat pig." "Where'd you get these bloody chips?" "Jesus, Adam." "What is wrong with you?" "It's breakfast time." "This is not breakfast food." "Whatever." "It's all yours, sweetheart." "But I wanted to play with Adam." "Well, you'll just have to play by yourself." "Why don't you just play alone for a little while and I guarantee that if you just sit there doing nothing, minding your own business," "Adam will be back wanting to join in." "How about that?" "OK." "Mmm?" "I don't want to know if it's him or me." "Just get in the shower." "So are you OK now?" "Yes." "Hector?" "What's she saying?" "Oh, Mum's just got meat she wants to bring." "Our fridge is full of meat." "I've already told her that." "Well, maybe I'll pick it up and tell her again." "Oh, I'll call her later." "Yeah." "Hey, uh... have you got any valium?" "It's nearly 10:30." "I'd have to pick some up." "I don't wanna do it." "I've gotta go to Harry's, get the barbie," "I could swing past your surgery on the way back." "No, listen." "Is the idea of this party really so awful that you need to get bombed?" "I just thought I ought to be prepared for when Mum starts breaking my balls." "It's not balls she's gonna break." "So I'm taking care of you, then, Aish." "Yeah." "Look, it's on my way." "I'll be in and out." "You look like a bum." "Yes, but a very handsome bum." "Mmm, you sure?" "Alright!" "But Rosie's getting here at 12." "I want you here too." "Done." "And remember, get some ice..." "and ring your mum!" "Hector made a bargain with himself... if the traffic lights stayed green, he'd forget his resolution for today, drive straight on through to Harry's, and put off talking to Connie until tomorrow." "Oh, shit." "Can I have one?" "I didn't know you smoked." "Just sometimes." "This music's beautiful." "Yeah." "Yeah, it is." "Well, here we are." "Aisha already paid you, right?" "So you're babysitting next Wednesday, usual time?" "Hector considered what might happen if he allowed things to go any further with Connie." "Public humiliation, divorce, loneliness, despair, suicide." "Just going to pop through." "Um..." "I'll call you back in five, OK?" "What are you doing here?" "Aisha asked me to drop by and pick up some valium." "They're in the consult room." "If Brendan's with someone, I can wait." "Oh, no, I can get it." "Is this enough?" "Yeah, plenty, thanks." "Listen, Connie, I was thinking, um..." "You OK to leave the desk a minute?" "Totally." "I..." "I'd kill for a cigarette." "Better keep an eye out for Brendan, because if he catches me smoking, he'll go nuts." "I'm supposed to be giving up." "You should." "I'm only going to smoke till I'm 21." "What?" "Nothing." "What did you want to talk about?" "We're having a party this arvo." "Maybe you should come." "Do you want me to come?" "Why do you think I'm here?" "Such a prick." "Such a fucking prick." "Hogarth Road Vet Clinic, how can I help you?" "Yep." "Um... uh..." "Do you mind holding?" "I better get back to it." "Yeah, listen the party..." "Yeah, I finish one, I could be there, like, 1:30." "Um... hello?" "You bastard." "You bastard." "Come on, come in, it's hot." "No, I've got to move, mate." "Why?" "We've got people coming, Vre." "Ah..." "You're pussy-whipped." "Mate, the barbie's gonna take five minutes to load." "Heeeeyyy." "Fuck, mate, you're ripped." "Well, well, public servant makes a quick decision." "Argh!" "There's a first time for everything." "Rah!" "My cousin, 40 years old." "Yeah." "Unbelievable." "Not 40 yet, mate." "Yeah, well..." "Not 40 yet." "Yeah, enjoy while you can, cuz." "You know what, you only live once." "Don't forget that." "Here he comes." "Here he is." "Come on, show me what you got." "Nice bomb." "Hey, Uncle Hector, happy birthday." "Thanks, mate." "Look at you two, bobbing in there like a pair of pickles." "Here, babe." "Oh, Sandi, I've gotta move." "Come on, it's your birthday." "Argh!" "Hey, you're still 39, remember?" "Happy birthday." "So he's watching TV, Pinocchio or something, and all of a sudden he's P-L-A-Y-I-N-G with it!" "All kids do." "You'd be worried if he didn't." "Yeah, but to Pinocchio?" "Eugh!" "Adam used to play with himself in front of Play School." "You can't blame him." "That Jemima's a sexy minx." "Hey, Gazza." "Hey, Hector the birthday boy." "How's it going, mate?" "Good." "You don't look a day over 39 and a half, three quarters maybe." "Yeah, you'll be there soon, mate." "Happy birthday for tomorrow." "Thank you." "I was about to send out a search party." "Oh, barbie was buried under junk." "Had to empty half of Harry's garage to get it out." "Do you want a beer?" "Mmm." "Thank you." "I'm going to have a quick shower and then I'll put the calamari on." "Oh, I'll do it." "No, you've done enough, sweetheart." "Calamari is mine." "Might just give that a rest now, hey, mate?" "I bring the meat." "Where's my boy?" "Where's my Hector?" "Here's certainly a lot." "It's better too much, darling." "If there's any left, you have for dinner tomorrow." "Dinner?" "Bloody hell, we could open a deli." "I told you not to bring..." "Koula, maybe I'm gonna put some of this in the laundry for now." "No, darling." "Laundry's too dirty." "Plenty of room here, let me fix it." "Mum, let Aish..." "Let Aish handle it, OK?" "No, no, no." "That one's staying on there..." "Dad." "Po po po!" "Tha fame kala." "Look at all this beautiful food!" "Ela, Aisha mou." "Thank you." "I think you're going to make my son into a fatty, huh?" "Mum couldn't manage it, I think Aisha has a chance." "Hey, Lizzie." "Mmm." "Are you good?" "If this government cared more about social services and started hiring again, I'd be better." "What's the point of complaining?" "None at all." "Don't let that stop you." "Koula." "Hi." "Hi." "How about I put some of this aside..." "Yes, Rosie." "But first let me take some of these cakes for the children?" "No more for my kids, Mum." "Please!" "Oh, it weighs a tonne." "Jesus, for the record, your laundry's cleaner than my kitchen." "I thought you were going to call them." "Shit, I forgot the ice." "Oh, I've been up since 6am, cooking, cleaning." "OK, OK, but was I right, or was I right?" "You're definitely right." "Later, OK." "Are you two doing drugs?" "Baklava!" "Want some?" "Do you want to score?" "Grow up." "Hey, I forgot." "While I was at the clinic, I invited Connie." "Really?" "But she won't know anyone." "Well, Brendan's coming." "Brendan?" "Brendan's 20 years older than her." "What will they talk about?" "I just thought it was rude not to." "She's been doing such a great job babysitting." "Oh." "You always have to be Mr Popular." "Hey, Adam, you want to lend a hand, help get this thing off here?" "Do I have to?" "No, you don't have to." "I just thought you might want to help." "Oh, Jesus, Dad." "Is the last one, I forgot in the boot." "Hey, I help you." "How you tie him on, lucky the bloody thing didn't fall off by itself." "Yeah, well, it didn't, did it?" "Righto." "Got it?" "On three." "OK." "Alright - one, two, three..." "Hey, wait...!" "Whoa!" "Let go, we've got it!" "Adam, move your fat arse and help your grandfather!" "Now!" "It's alright, son." "You alright?" "It's my bad knee." "Well, if it's been such a problem, why the hell are you shifting barbecues?" "Come on." "Hey, mate." "You OK?" "Listen, I, uh..." "I got a scare." "I thought Pappou was gonna really hurt himself." "But, still, I shouldn't have snapped at you." "I'm sorry." "OK?" "Come here." "Hey, how about we get the barbie lit?" "We haven't done one together for yonks." "OK." "Yeah?" "Come on." "Hectora, your father's knees is swelling like a balloon!" "Last month I made him an appointment to get it checked out." "You think he turned up?" "Doctors can't do nothing." "If the leg is gone, you put the dog down, eh, Aisha mou?" "I think the dog's got a few years left in him yet." "Hectora..." "Your father and me, we've got you a present for your birthday." "Do you want to do it now?" "Yes, it's a very special present." "There you are." "It's for the whole family." "We all go together to Greece." "Mum, you can't afford this." "The whole family?" "Yes." "So, what am I?" "You go to Greece last year." "Hector hasn't been to Greece since his children were born." "We can't accept this." "It's for us too." "So that we can spend the holiday all together with the grandchildren." "It's too much, but thank you." "It's incredibly generous." "Thank you." "I'm just, um..." "I'm wondering about Bali." "What Bali?" "Oh, we already have a holiday booked." "Remember you said you'd take the kids while we were away." "Forget Bali." "If you go to Bali, they put a bomb on you." "This is Greece." "It's our anniversary." "You can have anniversary in Greece." "There's a way we can work this out." "Can't we do both?" "There's a week between." "It's four days." "Mum, Dad, we are blown away." "This is so generous." "The Bali thing, we'll sort it out." "It's not gonna be a problem." "Isn't that right, Aish?" "Hey?" "Yeah, I'm..." "I'm just gonna check the oven." "Alright." "So..." "Greece, hey?" "I reckon we... better barbecue to celebrate." "Adam, you wanna start scraping?" "Oh, she'll be fine." "Mate, we need some paper towels." "I already said I'll sort it out." "Hey, Hector?" "Oh, mate." "Bloody good to see you." "Happy birthday, mate." "Thanks, mate." "Yassou, Manolis." "Kala, re, Terry, how you going, eh?" "Dad, his name's Bilal." "No, it's cool." "I answer to all sorts of things." "And we got you a card." "The kids made it themselves." "Ooh, let me see." "Yeah, well, that certainly says it all." "Hey, Terry, you want a drink, eh?" "Dad." "Light beer, like me?" "Light, heavy, I can't do it anymore, Manoli." "Let me grab you a Coke, hey?" "Sorry about that." "No, it's alright." "I was always pissed." "What are you gonna do?" "We were young, right?" "I'm glad that's all over." "Oh, mate, are you serious?" "Come on!" "The bands, the chicks." "I just prefer what I've got now." "Yeah." "Yeah..." "Now's good too." "We can't do both trips." "Your leave entitlements won't cover it." "I can take unpaid time." "OK, but I'm in private practice, it was hard enough to swing Bali." "Brendan'll cover if you ask him." "Brendan?" "He hasn't had a holiday in over a year and now he's supposed to cover while I have two in a row?" "You're getting old, Aish." "Maybe we'll look back and wish we'd made this kind of thing a priority." "Hector, I can't remember the last time we had a holiday just the two of us without the kids." "Don't you think that's a priority too?" "Alright." "Alright, I hear you." "OK?" "Don't look now, but I think we have a celebrity in the house." "Look, Tobin's here!" "She brought him?" "Who?" "Anouk's beau, the soap star." "I never believe you did the murder, never!" "I always know, you innocent." "Oh, thanks for the confidence, Mrs Sossidis." "You better go." "Reece, I don't usually watch soaps." "No offence, they're just not my style." "But I really do love your work." "Oh, thank you, thank you." "Can I take your picture?" "Yeah, of course." "It's a very good show!" "Very good issue, you know." "Anouk!" "Hi, how are you?" "Good to see." "Help." "Help." "Ah, you must be Reece, right?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm Hector." "Ah, happy birthday, Hector." "Oh, thanks, mate." "You look like a man who could use a drink." "OK?" "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Make that two." "Well, come inside, I've got a couple with your names on and ready to go." "I'd love to talk later, Rhys, about a drama group for the homeless I'm trying to organise." "Oh, OK." "I guess you must get that all the time?" "No." "What he normally gets is teenage girls posting him their G-strings." "Koula looked like she was about to rip her knickers off and throw 'em at ya." "Rosie!" "Don't worry, mate." "I promise you that is not gonna happen on my watch." "So..." "It's great to finally meet you, Rhys." " Oh, cheers." " Cheers, cheers." "Great to meet you all, I've heard so much about you." "We've heard nothing about you." "Oh, really?" "Well, I didn't want to throw you to the piranha sisters over here." "Good call." "Oh, we're not that bad, are we?" "It's alright, I can swim." "You do look quite different in real life." "I wouldn't agonise for too long if I were you." "To most people, all jazz sounds the same." "Hey, it's my party." "I hear you're giving up smoking." "You ought to do the same if you're gonna keep up with wonder boy over there." "You better be nice, or I might not give you your birthday present." "I'm always nice." "Remember Charlie?" "If you want it." "What's going on?" "He bit me." "He bit him for no reason!" "Really?" "Let me see." "Oh, I'm sure he didn't mean it, darling." "He did it on purpose!" "Look, the teeth marks!" "How can you bite..." "What is going on here?" "He bit me!" "Quiet, quiet!" "Come on, sweetheart." "Booby, I want booby." "Come on, my sweetheart." "Booby!" "Adam." "You show some respect to our guests or I swear I'll..." "Be in your room." "Why do I always get blamed?" "He didn't do anything." "Hugo bit me." "Why do you think, Adam?" "What's going on?" "Little brat bit Sava." "Why?" "Fighting over the TV." "Why don't we switch it off?" "Oh, Jesus, they'll go nuts." "Oh, can you help me out just this once?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "Booby!" "Adam, I'm not blaming you, mate, OK?" "But you're the oldest here and Hugo's the youngest." "I'm trusting you to look out for him, understood?" "Whatever." "Hello." "Hey, just leave the door unlocked like that?" "Ah." "Papouli." "Happy birthday, grandpa." "Na tos o poustis ah." "Eh." "Eh." "Hey." "Say happy birthday." "Rocco." "Hey, mate." "Hi." "How are you, little buddy?" "Alright?" "Yeah, good." "Hello, how are you?" "Look at this." "Look at this." "Rocco, I've got a new game controller." "Wow, look at that spread!" "Did Aish do that all by herself?" "Oh, yeah, Mum did the salads, but other than that, yeah." "Yeah, of course." "Mate, there's a feast." "Caterers couldn't do better than that." "Put this in the... inside, yeah?" "Yeah." "It's beautiful." "She's a good woman." "I'll go say hi." "Ooh." "Sorry, it's just me." "I'm sweating like a pig." "I just wanted to say what you've done out there, it's incredible." "And if a starving football team shows up, it might even get eaten." "Did you talk to your parents?" "About what?" "Greece." "No, but it doesn't have to be sorted out right now, does it?" "The longer you leave it the harder it gets." "You've decided we're not going?" "It's our anniversary." "Well, they didn't know that." "Oh, come on." "Your mother knew what she was hijacking." "She doesn't forget an anniversary." "Why are you riding me today?" "Riding you?" "First I'm in the doghouse for running late." "Then you undercut me with the kids." "Bullshit!" "Now my parents because they bought us a trip most people dream about." "Dragging kids around a country where I don't speak the language, visiting your 550 fucking cousins is not my dream!" "Fine, you win." "I never wanted a big party, either, but you pushed that through too just like you push everything." "Now you got your big party, can't you at least let me enjoy it?" "Have a ball." "Fuck." "Aisha..." "Oh, Hugo, no, those aren't for kids." "No, no, no, no, no!" "Aisha." "I'm so sorry for what I said about the party." "I'm..." "Please, I'm ashamed of myself." "Just forget it." "We've got guests." "I'm trying to apologise." "And I'm just saying, just get on with it." "OK?" "Jesus." "Hector fantasised about walking out and flying to Latin America without even leaving a note." "Then he reconsidered, a note would be good, outlining what a controlling bitch she was, how patient he'd been, and how much he'd suffered." "Hello, Hector?" "Hi." "How's it going?" "Where are you?" "Why, where are you?" "In the backyard." "I've been looking everywhere for you." "Uh, I'm just inside." "I'll, uh... be out in a minute." "Mate, you look like you're gonna smash someone." "Dance with me?" "Huh?" "Actually, mate, I might serve out some snags." "Ah, pussy." "Rip it up, Hector." "Come on, get into it, then, hey?" "I might sit this one out." "Oh, weak." "Hector!" "Hector!" "You wanted something up-tempo." "Don't embarrass me." "Do my best." "Hey." "Hi." "Can you grab me one?" "Thanks." "So, um..." "Brought your boyfriend?" "Richie?" "Yeah." "He's not my boyfriend." "What is he, then?" "He's just someone I brought along so that I'd have someone to talk to." "You've got me to talk to." "Were you jealous?" "What do you think?" "Richie's waiting for his beer." "Heroin dealers made a demand, does that make it OK?" "It's just television, Gary." "It's absolute bullshit." "Hey, Hector, Hector." "You tell us, is Anouk wasting her time or what?" "Hey?" "Anouk on that stupid soap opera?" "She's wasting her talent, right?" "Uh..." "I think she's got a lot of talent." "She could do a lot of different things if she wanted to." "Actually, she's already started on a novel." "Shut up, Rhys." "Really?" "Wow." "Well, I don't read too many books, but you know what, I like that show." "What do you like about it?" "Sometimes you just want to veg out to something, you know?" "That's all you want sometimes." "And you're very good in it, Rhys." "How... how is he good in that?" "He is good in it." "He is." "Last year, in those scenes where you were accused of murder," "I really believed you were innocent." "So that's great." "Oh, thank you." "'You shot a man in Vermont, hey, just to watch him die.'" "Ha, ha, ha, ha..." "I don't get it." "It's a line from a Johnny Cash song." "I still don't get it." "Well, I'm just acknowledging the tortured artist in our midst." "Gary's a tortured artist too." "One of our most tortured." "Well, I'm a labourer and you know that." "Oh, that's just his day job." "Really he's a painter." "A visual artiste." "Come on, guys." "Let's not argue, we all gotta work." "I mean, you know, Rhys is an actor," "Harry's a mechanic, I push paper, what are you gonna do?" "Hey?" "What was that?" "Hey?" "I said what did you just say?" "I was just saying that some malaka needs to make a speech." "Hey!" "Speech!" "Hey, everyone, it's speech time!" "Come out." "Boys, come over here for a second." "Today my cousin Hector turns 40." " Woo-hoo!" " Yeah, bravo." "That is, of course, the reason for this great spread that you see here today, all this beautiful food, the wonderful hospitality." "Thank you, Hector." "And thank you, Aisha." "OK, now, um..." "I'll try and keep it short." "I'm not very good at these things." "Hector's the brains in this family." "Oh, Hectora." "Oh, that's gross!" "He's the... he's the charmer." "He's the charmer around here." "Oh, God." "This guy here, this malaka, I've known him all my life." "He's more like a brother to me than a cousin." "He's a good man." "Right, and I'll tell you why he's a good man 'cause these two people right here." "Theo Manoli and Thea Koula." "The love and the support that they've given Hector," "I think that's the reason why he's such a good husband and such a good father." "And, of course, because of Aisha, as well, right?" "I know the wogs can bust your balls." "Yep." "But I'm glad you hung in there because..." "I don't know, he was going a bit, uh..." "He was going a bit weird before he met you." "Blame university, mate." "Oh, I do, mate, don't you worry." "But thank God he met Aisha, right?" "Yeah!" "Thanks for straightening him out." "Hey, look at you two..." "Are they not the most gorgeous couple you've seen, or what?" "Hey?" "Yeah." "Come on!" "Yeah!" "I just want to propose a toast." "Everyone lift your glasses, please." "Hector, long life." "Me yia." "Congratulations." "OK?" "Na ta ekatostisis." "I love you, bro." "Happy birthday, Hector!" "Happy birthday." "Happy birthday." "Happy birthday." "Make a speech." "Just jump up." "Jump up." "Speech!" "Speech!" "Thank you, Harry." "Um..." "You're dead right." "I do owe everything to Mum and Dad." "Hugo." "Darling." "Hugo!" "Their support over the years..." "Don't pull those out of the garden." "And, of course, uh, and, uh..." "Aisha, she's supported me." "Don't pull the flowers up." "Wouldn't be here..." "Don't do that." "Listen, listen." "You know what you're doing?" "No!" "Digging up the garden bed, mate." "Come here." "NO!" "Like Harry said, I'm a lucky guy." "So I just want to thank everyone for coming, and please..." "Eat, drink and enjoy yourselves." "Cheers, Hector." "Happy birthday, Hector." "I want booby." "Hold on, my sweet." "Give it back!" "Give it back!" "Give it back!" "It's mine!" "DAD!" "Dad!" "That's the controller!" "What, what now?" "I let him join in, just like you said, and now he's broken it." "He's smashed it on purpose." "Alright, alright." "He's young, guys." "He's impatient to play with you boys." "It's alright, darling." "What's going on, Rocco?" "He just lost it because he wasn't winning." "Rocco!" "This is so fucking unfair." "Rocco!" "Go in Adam's room, now!" "Come on, out here!" "Into his room." "Is he going to be punished?" "Because I would be if I did this." "Come here." "Sorry your controller got broken, but Hugo's not my son." "But I am." "I wanted to play with it and they didn't let me play with it." "Five." "I don't believe you." "It's time these kids got some exercise." "Oh, initiative!" "That's good to see." "About time." "Richie, right?" "Could you help me out and organise a game of cricket for these kids?" "They're climbing the walls." "Not really a cricket sort of guy." "As long as they're out of the house." "I'll save that for you." "OK, guys." "You are with Richie here." "He's gonna teach you all some mad cricket skills." "Right, mate?" "I appreciate it." " Have fun, guys." " Yay!" "Play hard." "Now, who's batting?" "Me, me!" "Alright, I'll bowl." "Ready?" "Do you want one?" "No, no." "Giving up, remember?" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, you go ahead." "OK, Hugo, remember if you hit the ball and someone catches it, you're out." "Come on, Hugo!" "Smash 'em!" "Listen, I don't really wanna put my kid through a private school." "OK?" "So you're saying that everyone has to be able to afford this kind of money to put 'em in good education..." "I owe him the best education..." "If I'd known it was your birthday, I would've got you a present." "But it's really tomorrow, isn't it, so I can still get you something." "I want you, that's what I want." "Yes, he's out!" "No!" "He's out!" "LBW!" "He doesn't know what that means." "I don't care." "He's gotta follow the rules." "No, I'm not out!" "Give me the bat." "No." "Hugo." "Give him the bat, mate." "You're out." "Come over here, I'll explain." "Hugo, give me the bat." "No!" "Hugo, please." "Hugo, give me the bat, please." "Hugo, put the bat down!" "Give me the bat." "Put the bat down." "You're out." "NO!" "Get away, Rocco!" "Hugo, put it down." "Hey!" "Hey!" "That's enough!" "OK?" "No more!" "You understand?" "Argh!" "Hey!" "You... fuckin' animal!" "Come here!" "You touch my kid!" "I just did what he deserves!" "He deserved it, mate!" "You're finished!" "Alright!" "Let's all go inside." "I don't blame him, though!" "I blame his pisspot dad..." "Harry!" "No!" "That is abuse!" "That is child abuse!" "Echi pyi poli." "You fucking pig!" "What don't you speak in English, huh?" "It's nothing, mate." "OK?" "Just relax." "Well, say it in English!" "I don't want to cause you any more trouble." "I'm not scared of this faggot." "You fucking monster!" "I'm gonna leave for him." "Stop it!" "You are gone, mate." "You are gone!" "You are finished!" "Alright, that's it." "I want everyone's numbers." "Hector knows everybody..." "I'm calling the cops." "Listen to me!" "Let us take our children home, please." "Does he hit you too?" "Does he?" "Does that animal hit you too?" "Does he?" "Huh?" "You pig!" "Listen to me." "Listen, listen." "I've got everyone's details." "Let's go inside, forget about this and go home." "Sandi's right, you take the children home." "Let's just get everyone inside." "It's OK." "It's OK." "Let's go and see Rosie." "Let's go and see Hugo." "Let's go and find them." "OK." "You alright, mate?" "Rosie?" "Anouk said she'll drive you home whenever you're ready to go." "Good." "I just want to get out of this house." "If there's anything I can do, anything at all, let me know, OK?" "I can't believe he hit that little child." "What kind of an arsehole can do that?" "Connie." "It's bad enough people hitting their own children." "Connie, please." "This, uh..." "This thing we've been doing," "I'm really sorry if I've been leading you on, but we've got to stop now." "Do you understand?" "Do you understand?" "Of course I understand you." "Look, I think you're very special, but I love Aisha." "Don't you know I do as well?" "I hate what we're doing." "It's disgusting." "OK." "So, to protect Aisha, it's best if we never say anything about this again." "OK?" "Don't worry." "This thing's so twisted, I wouldn't want anyone to know ever." "I mean, we..." "Nothing really happened between us." "So disgusting, and old and weird-looking." "I just don't know why you bothered inviting me." "Thank you for lunch." "It was beautiful." "I think mine are asleep in the car anyway..." "Lucky you." "Yeah." "See you later." "Hector!" "I am really sorry." "Christ, you scared the shit out of me." "Sorry, it..." "It's just this whole thing with Hugo." "I didn't mean it." "I don't know anything about cricket..." "Slow down, mate." "Slow down." "It wasn't your fault, honestly, mate." "Can't stop thinking, if that little boy's traumatised or something?" "Nothing's happened, and it wouldn't be your fault even if it had." "It's all good, honestly." "It's good." "Um..." "Can I do something?" "I could help clean..." "No, no, mate." "Go home, go out, whatever you were planning on doing." "Leave the cleaning up to us old farts." "Alright." "OK." "Hey, Aish." "Thanks, you did good, hosing that one down." "Oh, is that how you see it?" "A little squirt of water, spot fire, it's all OK?" "No." "No, I just meant that, you know..." "Got pretty heated out there." "Jesus." "Your cousin hit a child in our house." "Of course it got heated!" "OK, but there are two sides to it, Aish." "If we're gonna argue, I want the children in bed." "I'm not arguing." "Can you put them to bed, please?" "It's nine o'clock!" "Can you do this one thing?" "You alright?" "Want to talk?" "No, I'm good." "OK." "I don't know if they're asleep, but they're in bed." "Before you say anything, I'm sick of everyone excusing that man." "Because he's your fucking cousin, thinks he can get away with murder!" "I agree with you, Aisha." "Harry shouldn't have hit the boy." "You say anything to end a fight." "He was wrong, pure and simple, and I shouldn't have defended him, OK?" "I'm so sorry that your party got all fucked up." "I mean, you put so much work in, it just wasn't fair." "And I'll sort the Greece thing out tomorrow, I promise." "Well..." "Yeah, maybe I'll talk to Brendan first, about the dates, and see if we can arrange something." "Yeah." "Alright." "Want that valium now?" "No, I don't want the fucking valium." "Ooh." "The kids won't be asleep yet." "Oh, we'll be quiet." "No, we won't!" "Yeah, I understand." "I just..." "I thought that maybe you'd want to sleep first and then clear your head." "Rosie, how do you think I feel something like that happening to you in our house?" "Yeah, yeah, you know I will." "Do whatever you need." "Hector was an atheist, but he thanked God anyway for all that had happened that afternoon." "The slap had saved him from a disastrous mistake." "A mistake which he would have forever regretted." "It's my last one." "Really." "Rosie's called the police." "She says they're gonna press charges." "Shit." "Pff." "It's after midnight." "Wow." "I want you to be kinder to Adam." "I won't be so hard on him." "Promise I'll change." "So did Aisha ask you to make a statement?" "I've already said I don't want to be involved." "Well, you're Rosie's friend, you should tell them what you saw." "Frankly, I don't want to tell anybody what I saw yesterday." "That was a horrible day, I can't stop thinking about it." "Been pretty horrible for Aisha." "No-one deserves to be hit, let alone a child!" "Well, we all wanted to slap Hugo that day!" "How can you defend that man?" "I'm not defending anybody!" "Know what really freaks a kid out, Mum?" "Telling him that he might be carrying the breast cancer gene when they don't even have any breasts yet." "Well, we're Ashkenazi, we do carry it." "You OK?" "I'm just tired." "If I was your age, you know..." "I don't see what age has to do with it." "You know what?" "Cross that concern off your list 'cause I quit!" "You can't quit, you're on contract!" "Just watch me!" "Closed Captions by CSI, MemoryOnSmells" "Anouk didn't really see the slap when it happened." "Instead she was noticing something altogether more alarming." "Fucking animal!" "Hey, you touched my kid!" "The main thing is that Hugo's OK." "He's not OK, Anouk." "How the hell is he OK?" "Sanctimonious prick, I should've smashed his fuckin' skull in!" "Go home, have a bath, no-one'll even remember." "Move, move, move." "Gary!" "Give me the keys." "You're not driving this car!" "How can you defend that man?" "I'm not defending anybody!" "It wasn't your fault, OK?" "Maybe we shouldn't talk about this right now." "Now, later - what does that even matter, Anouk?" "I'm just saying, with Hugo, let's not escalate this." "You know what, give me a break, OK!" "We're all upset!" "I'll just drive, shall I?" "So that was full-on today." "Oh, full-on overreaction." "That's my friend Rosie for you." "Poor Aish." "She's been planning that party for months." "She must be furious." "I have to say, you were the only one who behaved brilliantly." "Thanks." "So Gary's a bit of a dickhead." "Creatively thwarted." "He's usually fine... ish." "In fact, nobody's usually that bad." "You know, you don't seem the same age as them at all." "Well, I am." "See what was going on with Hector today with that blonde girl?" "I wasn't imagining it." "Was I?" "Sometimes I have no idea if you are even listening." "Oh, Jesus!" "Don't... ..touch that." "Oh, Jesus!" "You're beeping my brain." "Mum, I'm at work." "Yeah, I know." "It's late." "Sorry, you OK?" "Yeah, I can..." "Go work on your book." "What is it?" "Yep." "Go work on your book." "Yes." "Oh, Jesus, babe." "Hey." "I'm fine." "Just too much wine." "Can we call in sick?" "This is what happens when you don't eat enough or exercise." "I run for the tram." "Hi." "Help me with this?" "I brought you the papers." "Oh, please." "What's wrong?" "God, you look dreadful." "Let me feel your glands." "Leave my glands." "I'm just... hung-over." "It was Hector's 40th yesterday." "So you did drugs?" "That's why you look like shit." "I didn't do drugs." "I wish I had done drugs." "They're all families now, Mum." "It's..." "I don't think Aish has done a drug in years." "It's which schools, and how much sugar, which apparently is a drug now, and who grinds their own millet flour." "You been checking your breasts?" "Mmm." "Since I was 12." "You know what really freaks a kid out, Mum?" "Telling them they might be carrying the breast cancer gene when they don't even have any breasts yet." "Well, we're Ashkenazi, we do carry it." "Sorry." "I worked till 4:00am." "Well, if you didn't do that job..." "$12 for a magazine?" "!" "Why's Marla not here?" "I fired her." "I thought you liked her." "Couldn't bear her." "Hovering over me with those beady eyes one more day." "Fine." "And she smelled." "Great." "Well, I'll get you another carer." "I don't need anybody, Anouk." "I'm perfectly content by myself." "We have a great time, myself and I." "You can't live alone here." "What if something happened?" "You live alone." "Yeah, but I'm not alone." "I'm happy, if that matters." "Well, he certainly takes up a lot of time." "Considering you think that I spend most of my time exporting stupidity to the masses, does the existence of Rhys really keep you awake at night?" "I'm calling the agency." "Would you prefer a man this time?" "Rachel." "Oh." "I brought you the yoghurt you love." "Oh, hey, Anouk." "How are you, baby?" "Terrible." "I just took Hugo to the doctor to check for inner-ear damage." "Why?" "What happened?" "Didn't Anouk tell you?" "I didn't think it was my place." "He's fine, right?" "Well, they didn't find anything, but, you know, they still..." "I'm late." "Will somebody tell me what's happening?" "Bye, Mum." "It was a personality clash." "Well, she needs somebody who can look after her without expecting her to look after them, you know?" "They can't be needy." "Right, well, can you let me know when you find somebody?" "Thanks." "OK, so, last night I was thinking." "What does Bea do when she becomes suspicious of Joe's infidelity?" "I used to follow my boyfriend, and then once I caught him in a restaurant with a woman." "That just makes her seem like a psycho." "I only used to follow him as a joke." "OK." "Why doesn't she act like an adult and confront him with the truth?" "Coffees!" "What happened?" "The network wants the wedding moved to a different block." "Which block?" "504." "You are kidding me." "If we're gonna move this here, that means you're gonna lose the credit card fraud story, and Joe's infidelity story that you're so keen on." "I know." "I trust you'll sort it, though, yeah?" "Let me know if you need anything, gang." "Anouk, I just finished those scripts." "I know." "Right." "Oh, can I fax what?" "Oh, I sent that to you ages ago." "If you're too busy, I can run that story meeting..." "Look, would you please check in her file?" "Anouk." "Oh, for fuck's sake, Cooper!" "What?" "Hello?" "Monday." "You're meant to be in the screening room." "Sorry." "I'll email you the rest of the notes." "Sure." "No worries." "I've been trying to call you." "I've gotta get to this screening." "How are you feeling?" "We're moving the wedding." "Mmm." "You adrenaline junkie." "Mmm." "Mmm." "Oi." "You OK?" "Yeah, I'm just feeling a bit faint." "Really?" "Well, maybe you should go to the doctor." "I've got to... get to this screening." "I have got to get to this..." "Anouk Rosen?" "Yeah." "Aish, it's me." "Call." "Cooper, hi." "I can't make the story conference." "And how was this my fault, Mum?" "You know what, don't worry about it, I got it covered." "Anouk, thank Christ." "Can you do me a favour, watch the kids for an hour?" "Please?" "I suppose." "I've to go to the police station, tell 'em what happened." "Where's Aisha?" "Late." "Emergency." "Dog swallowed a condom." "Nouky, Nouky." "Adam, hello?" "Do you compute?" "Anouk's here." "I'm leaving." "Fish fingers for dinner." "Everything else is cut up." "You're coming straight back?" "What?" "Yes." "Yes." "And don't give 'em any more chocolate." "Melissa." "I'm starving, Anouk." "Here." "Eat this." "Thanks, Anouk!" "Oh, for fuck's sake, Cooper!" "This show sucks." "What was it like the first time you kissed Rhys?" "Can't remember, sweetheart, I was drunk." "You're funny, Anouk." "And that smells like totally burning." "Shit!" "Ah!" "Cooper, I've already tried that." "Yes, but it doesn't work!" "Thanks, mate." "Really appreciate it." "Well, they're just gonna have to get married without the long engagement." "Want a beer?" "Yep." "Talk soon." "Bye." "They really don't help you out in there." "I was saying, 'Mate, my cousin was just defending his son,' and the copper goes, 'Well, after you stood up, how many metres did you travel?" "Was that north-east or north-west?" "'" "Barely even looked at me." "'I'm not the guilty one here, mate.'" "So, did Aisha ask you to make a statement?" "I've already said I don't want to be involved." "Well, you're Rosie's friend, you should tell 'em what you saw." "Frankly, I don't want to tell anybody what I saw yesterday." "Hi." "Hi." "How's that dog?" "Was just telling your husband how lucky he is to have you." "Huh." "Yeah, even go to the cops for your friends." "Oh, how was it?" "What do you think?" "I got your message." "You OK?" "Yeah." "I've gotta go." "No." "Come talk to me for a second." "Today has been a total nightmare." "I mean, first Rosie calls me, and then the police call Hector in." "I feel like I'm on this runaway train and I can't get off." "I can't believe that Hector went in there today." "His mum has been calling non-stop." "She is furious with me because she thinks that somehow I'm not supporting the family." "What they don't get is that Rosie is like my family." "I'm kind of relieved that I didn't see anything." "Aish?" "Oh, sorry, I've been rabbiting on." "Mum?" "Yes?" "I feel sick in the stomach." "Oh." "Poor you." "What did you have to eat?" "Cake." "We had a bit of cake." "Do you want to have a cold glass of water and lay down, and I'll be right in?" "OK." "Sorry." "What's wrong?" "Mmm..." "I've gotta go." "Are you OK?" "I'm just tired." "Tell me." "There's nothing to tell." "Truly." "I've gotta reschedule a wedding." "Honestly, the fate of the world depends on it." "I'm calling you tomorrow." "Dylan." "How'd it go?" "Thank you." "I do appreciate it!" "Have you sent it to me yet?" "I'll see if I can get you a better parking spot." "Are you happy?" "Fine." "Email me the wedding rejig bits as well." "I'll take a look at that tonight for you." "OK." "Hello, authoress." "Who said you could look at that?" "Ay!" "I let you listen to my demos all the time." "That's your choice!" "Stop!" "Sit down!" "Be quiet." "Sit!" "'Second night I ever saw Ruth... the three of them sat under the street lamp at the abandoned petrol station...'" "No, I am just too tired." "Be quiet!" "'Hunched on concrete puddled with oil and grease," "Violent Femmes on the Walkman, they shared Southern Comfort and Coke." "They liked the way it burned their throats." "When sun came up, they remembered sleep." "To Aida and Nicky, Ruth was broken glass, beautiful, but sharp...'" "That's really enough, you snoop." "So that's you, Rosie and Aisha?" "Whatever you think." "How old were you guys?" "Aisha and I were about..." "20, I guess." "Rosie was... 15." "I wish I'd known you then." "Were you even born?" "Hey." "I was three." "No." "So you're the one bonking the banker." "No, Rosie had all the bonks, including everyone else's." "I'm the one with vomit down her dress, of course." "Hey, come here." "Come here." "You need to eat." "I need to wee." "And I need to deal with a storyline." "He thinks he's a new 2IC." "What is that?" "Chicken soup." "You cook?" "Who knew?" "Chicken in a pot." "You're cooking and doing the washing-up?" "Sit." "Can't I take care of you for once?" "Sit." "Bones." "I like it." "See, I've got a fuck-off plan." "I was thinking that we should quit our jobs, and go travelling overseas." "Backpacking?" "Yeah." "We could go to La Tomatina, that thing that I was telling you about." "Where they throw tomatoes at you?" "Yeah." "It'd be crazy." "We could do the whole European thing." "We could ride bikes and sleep under bridges." "And eat bread and cheese and stay up all night and shag." "Hmm?" "Are you stoned?" "No, I'm just excited." "I think it's a beautiful idea." "If I was your age, then, you know..." "I don't see what age has to do with it." "Maybe you should go with your friends." "Yeah, I don't want to go with my friends, I want to go with you." "You're too young to be tied down." "I'm not tied down." "That's the whole point of travelling, is that you're free." "I thought you wanted to do something different." "I just... just trying to figure out if..." "Yeah...?" "Mmm?" "Where you're at right now." "I'm here cooking you soup." "The network is not happy." "I'm just gonna grab a coffee." "Can I do that?" "Have a cigarette while you're at it, 'cause you are fuckin' dead." "I quit." "Don't quit smoking now." "Have pity on me." "They've got big notes on that breakdown you did yesterday." "I haven't even signed off on that yet." " Dylan sent it to me." " Anouk..." "Who authorised you to send the breakdown to Cooper?" "Uh..." "Cooper did." "Cooper is not in charge of my script department, and neither are you!" "Hey." "Hey, I can't talk." "It's mental." "Present." "Thanks." "Lost my guitar lead." "Shit." "Hi." "Didn't know you were coming but... duh." "Uh... this is Richie." "Rhys invited us at Hector's barbecue." "Like I could forget it." "Oh, that was a horrible day." "I can't stop thinking about it." "It's been pretty horrible for Aisha." "Yeah." "I love Aisha." "She's... she's just great." "I just love her." "Do you want a drink?" "Yeah, of course." "I'll buy you guys a drink." "Thanks." "Did they fight?" "I mean..." "afterwards?" "I really don't think that's any of your business." "I guess you've known them for ages." "I was with Aisha when she met Hector." "Thanks for coming." "♪ I watch sometimes in broken light ♪" "♪ The perfect lines of promised nights ♪" "♪ And I've taken a few ♪" "♪ And buried more ♪" "♪ Among the done and wasted days ♪" "♪ Leaving marks for new travellers to see ♪" "♪ The sin that walks out front of me ♪" "Do you think Hector's depressed?" "Is that what he tells you?" "I wouldn't buy it, personally." "No." "I don't even like him." "♪ Leaving marks for new travellers to see ♪" "♪ The sin that walks out front of me. ♪" "Thanks." "Cheers." "This next song is for my beautiful girl, Anouk." "Anouk?" "Anouk, where are you?" "Whoo!" "♪ Put me in your suitcase ♪" "♪ And let me help you pack ♪" "♪ 'Cause you're never coming back ♪" "♪ No, you're never coming back ♪" "♪ Cook me in your breakfast ♪" "♪ And put me on your plate ♪" "♪ 'Cause you know I taste great ♪" "♪ Yeah, you know I taste great ♪" "♪ At the hop it's grease-ball heaven ♪" "♪ With candy pants and Archie too ♪" "♪ Put me in your dry dream ♪" "♪ Put me in your wet ♪" "♪ If you haven't yet ♪" "♪ If you haven't yet. ♪" "Vodka, Nouk?" "What's her name?" "Hector's pricktease?" "Oh, shh." "Don't." "Hey, do you guys want a drink?" "Do you want a drink?" "Yeah." "Right." "I really want to talk to you." "Huh?" "Why aren't you drinking?" "Oh, you two together!" "Come on, let's get a little bit of a snappy." "Gorgeous little things, come on." "Oi!" "Hi, Mum." "How you doing?" "Did they send somebody over?" "No?" "Did they ring?" "Oh, just at a party." "Hold on a sec." "Is that better?" "Do you need anything?" "What?" "'Cause I am sick of talking about it already." "He did not get bashed, Mum." "Yep." "Yep." "Yep, OK." "Bye." "Hey, babe, come and sit with us." "Mmm." "See you tomorrow." "Why can't you just stay?" "Have a drink with us." "My mum's run out of her medication." "I've gotta go to the chemist." "At 11:00 at night?" "And I've got five scripts to read, and that fucknob Dylan wants my job." "Oh, work, work, work." "Come on, stay." "Hang out with us." "I can't listen to this music." "Do you want me to come with you?" "You're having fun." "It's your big night." "So have fun with me." "Rhys... just not feeling fun right now." "I've gotta go." "OK, well, I'll come over after, OK?" "See how you feel." "You might just want to pass out here." "Hi." "I needed that medicine last night." "Then maybe you shouldn't fire everybody." "You're lucky I even found you a new carer." "His name's Ben." "Come by some time this afternoon." "But I'm warning you, you're scraping the bottom of the barrel." "Good." "Why is that good?" "Why is it good to be so difficult that you're left with no options?" "You begged me to move to Melbourne and now I never see you." "I have to work, Mum!" "I can't take care of everybody." "Can barely remember my name at the end of the week!" "Rosie has time to see me." "She has Hugo, a lot of stress right now." "And she's not even my daughter." "Yeah, it's all about Rosie." "You just always hated sharing with her." "Yes, I know, you've told me." "I'm selfish." "Do you want a cinnamon roll?" "No." "You... you don't even have five minutes to have a cup of tea?" "What's this?" "Some treats for you." "Oh." "Somebody at work said it's Purim, apparently." "What do TV people know about Purim?" "Apparently nothing." "Gee." "Since when did I give a shit about Purim anyway?" "I can't eat this stuff." "This stuff's... it's infectious." "You have to take it back." "I can't take it back." "It's cheese." "You can't take cheese back." "Mum, it's burning." "Oh, shit." "God!" "Let me, let me!" "Oh, shit." "Um..." "It spurted out." "It's fine." "It's fine." "It's fine." "Let me help." "Promise me if I get any worse than this, you'll put me down." "This isn't bad." "It's fine." "I mean it." "Promise me you'll shoot me." "Or inject me." "Something." "Don't leave me with strangers." "Mum, do we have to talk about this right now?" "Here, I'm just going to wash..." "Promise." "How can I promise something like that?" "I can't promise that." "I'll ask Rosie, then." "Rosie's a pacifist, Mum." "She's not gonna kill you." "Unless she loves you to death." "You don't understand her at all." "I'm just gonna get you some knickers." "Anouk?" "Uh... 506." "Tania, that's yours." "Well, that's our casting issue." "We went and got..." "You need to get here on time." "My mother had an emergency." "No offence, but I have no interest in your mother." "Yeah, I know, I'm a dickhead." "Oh, by the way, this Ep 327 story you've outlined for Rhys... ..way too complicated." "Why, because he has to walk and talk at the same time?" "He can't play subtext." "Maybe you shouldn't underestimate him?" "Yeah?" "Maybe you shouldn't be sleeping with him." "What do you reckon, Dylan?" "Can I see you outside for a sec, Cooper?" "What the fuck?" "!" "Look, mate, whatever's happening with you right now, all I see is you're letting things slip." "You're losing focus." "People feel it, I feel it." "You're meant to be on set!" "Sorry, mate, I'm really sorry." "I guess he was looking after your Mum too." "Excuse me?" "We are not a shitting ground for your midlife crisis, Anouk." "And this thing with Rhys..." "Come on, it's desperate." "Fuck you!" "You know what, I'll cross that concern off your list, 'cause I quit!" "Can't quit, you're on contract." "Just watch me." "Fine!" "Fuck you too!" "Rosie." "Didn't know that you were coming." "Well, Aish said you needed to talk." "Yeah, I did say that." "Did you know a new carer showed up at Rachel's?" "Yeah, I organised a new carer." "You know how she hates having..." "Feel free if you wanna organise something else." "Hector was late." "Tag team..." "Beautiful ladies, I so need a drink." "Excuse you!" "Wow, how old were they?" "God knows." "Could've been 16, looking like hookers." "12." "Probably don't even exist to them." "Well, I do exist, and I want it acknowledged when they crash into me." "So, what's the big news?" "I quit my job." "Oh, you didn't." "You did?" "Why?" "Because you can't undo telling somebody to go and fuck themselves, when they happen to be your boss." "What will you do for money?" "I've got weeks of holiday pay owing, but, you know..." "I'll probably regret it, but... hey." "You gonna write the novel?" "Actually, I don't know what I'm gonna do, Aish." "What do you mean you don't know?" "I don't know." "Is this the novel that's about us?" "Are you really gonna write that thing?" "Yeah, I've already started writing it." "It's about three girls who fuck a lot of guys to figure themselves out." "I'm joking." "Oh, fuck me." "What a week." "You don't know the half of it." "I know." "We're pressing charges against Harry." "Jesus, can I..." "I so don't wanna talk about this." "Well, you can't keep avoiding it, Anouk." "You want my opinion?" "I don't think you should've gone to the police." "Can we please change the subject?" "My son was bashed." "Bashed?" "!" "Harry did not 'bash' Hugo." "'Bashed'." "That's like a kid's word." "He hit him, he assaulted him." "It's illegal." "The police are taking it very seriously." "Please say something to her." "It's her choice." "Fine, then." "I'm gonna be a witness for Harry and Sandi." "Oh!" "You saw that man assault Hugo." "You want to know what I saw?" "I saw Harry reprimand Hugo." "You said you didn't see anything." "No-one deserves to be hit, Anouk, let alone a child." "Well, we all wanted to slap Hugo that day." "That's a horrible thing to say." "And it's not horrible that she might ruin Harry and Sandi's lives just because Gary always has to be the victim?" "Just shut it, Anouk." "Or is it that he's bored?" "Is that it?" "Gary's feeling a bit bored, he wants a bit of drama in his life." "Hugo's problem is not that Harry gave him a slap." "Hugo's problem is that you and Gary let him act like an absolute brat." "That's enough!" "I've never seen you discipline him." "You never give him any boundaries, he's learnt he can act like a monster..." "That's enough!" "..and get away with it!" "You've never been interested in our children." "You made that clear over the years, so don't assume you can start being an authority now." "Yeah." "What do I know about kids?" "I'm so sorry, Rosie." "You really upset me, Nouk." "I should've just kept my mouth shut." "Brought you some stuff too." "Gary's building Hugo a cubby." "Mum's been going on about euthanasia." "She always does." "Does she?" "Yeah." "She likes to feel in control." "Thanks, Nouk." "Yeah, us Rosens hate being out of control." "I know you don't like how close we are... but, you know, I..." "I can help out with things, you know." "As... as stuff goes on." "I know you will." "I just feel like I should do it." "She would love that." "She thinks I'm selfish." "She thinks you're smart, talented and funny." "And sometimes you are selfish." "I'm pregnant, Rosie." "Aisha didn't say." "She doesn't know." "I haven't told anybody." "Wow, hey?" "I didn't think you wanted to." "I thought..." "I thought you weren't going to do that." "Well, I wasn't trying, if that's what you mean." "But now, you know..." "Well, it's obviously my last chance." "I don't want to get stuck in some kind of perpetual adolescence." "And Rhys... he's fun." "And kind." "And I know he's young." "God, he's so young." "But I think he'd probably make a great father." "And he loves me." "And I don't have to be the same kind of mother that Rachel was." "You know, which is always what I thought would happen." "And I'd be too tough on it, push it away, and somehow turn it into this... terrified..." "Don't they say having a child makes you more forgiving of your mother?" "Well." "I could use that." "And maybe it would help us." "What do you mean?" "You and Aisha." "You're so close with your kids, and sometimes I'm sick of being the one that's not a part of that, and I feel like you just look at me like..." "Pfft!" "I don't know." "How am I meant to be a great writer if I haven't had that experience?" "Oh, fuck!" "Fuck, why does it have to be so fucking hard to make a decision?" "All I do all day is make decisions." "It could be the best thing that's ever happened." "In a way." "Maybe." "You sound like you're trying to convince yourself." "I am." "I'm trying to convince myself." "Listen to me, Anouk." "Don't worry about what you think you should do." "What do you want to do?" "I want to write my book." "Can I bum one of those?" "There you go." "You alright?" "Do you need anything?" "Some juice?" "I just want to sleep." "Yeah." "Thank you." "Aish?" "I'm so sorry I didn't tell you." "Me too." "I'm sorry too." "Go to sleep." "Hey." "Hey." "Did Aisha ring you?" "No." "I found out myself." "I'm sorry." "I didn't know what to say." "Oh, it doesn't matter." "We'll do it our own way." "I love you." "What are you talking about?" "The baby." "It hit me last night." "I mean, you haven't been drinking, you've been vomiting, and your boobs are huge." "I'm not pregnant." "There's not gonna be any baby." "Why?" "It wouldn't have worked." "What do you mean?" "I knew you'd convince me somehow." "We didn't even talk about it." "You know?" "You should go to Tomatina." "That's what you want to do." "It's not your decision." "I mean, didn't I have a say?" "I'm sorry." "It was my decision." "I don't have a job, my mother's sick." "Please don't cry." "I'm not crying." "I guess you always had a way out." "Rhys." "You could just say, 'Oh, he's too young.'" "Oh, I never..." "I don't even give a shit about our age difference!" "Oh, bullshit!" "I'm so sorry." "I did this for us." "You're not ready for this." "Don't you dare tell me what I'm ready for." "How the fuck would you know?" "!" "I mean, how the fuck would you know?" "Are you staying?" "Yeah." "Oh." "Fucking write, then." "King of the world!" "You're arresting me for being at a barbecue?" "We've had a complaint made by a person who was also in attendance." "If it goes to court, then I have to say what I saw." "What did you see?" "This court case thing is real." "I mean, what do I do?" "I thought you were a woman of her own mind." "And I thought you were a man who understood loyalty." "I called to say that Current Affair are interested in this." "What?" "Get down on my knees in front of that pisshead Skip, and his dirty wife?" "So why are you here?" "Subtitles by CSI, MemoryOnSmells" "Everyone has to be able to afford this kind of money to be able to put them in good education." "Fucking animal!" "Don't touch my kid!" "I'm not scared of this faggot." "You're a fucking bastard!" "Get out of here, eh!" "Rosie's called the police, says they're gonna press charges." "No-one deserves to be hit." "Let alone a child." "Well, we all wanted to slap Hugo that day." "Can you do me a favour and watch the kids for an hour?" "Please?" "I suppose." "Have to go to the police station to tell them what happened." "The cross around Harry's neck had belonged to his mother." "The wedding band around his finger had been his father's." "Harry knew they would have been proud of what their son had made for himself." "Their heads would have been raised so high, they would have been in the clouds." "King of the world!" "Starving." "Oh, that looks good." "Thirsty." "Harry hated it when the world intruded on him." "Let the towelheads and the Jews bomb each other." "Let America and China fight it out." "Just don't involve him." "Where's the Prince?" "He's coming." "Rocco?" "Come down." "Now." "I am." "Fuck." "Hey." "Mate, aren't you hot?" "What's to eat?" "Steak." "Steak and chips?" "No, steak and salad." "You eat too many chips." "You can never eat too many chips." "Thank you, Your Majesty." "Why does she call you that?" "You're not a king." "Yes, I am a king." "This is my kingdom." "That's my queen." "And you, my young prince, one day all of this is going to be yours." "Relax, I'll get it." "Alright." "You want a drink?" "Yeah." " Yeah?" " Mr Apostolou?" "My name is Constable Lions." "This is Constable Rucker." "Do you mind if we have a word with you inside?" "Harry was not surprised that Rosie and Gary had called in the law." "That was exactly the kind of people they were." "They were the kind of scum who would always whinge, always cry victim." "They did not know work, they did not know family." "And you were in attendance at your cousin's barbecue a fortnight ago?" "What I said." "You were there?" "Mm-hm." "He hit that kid because he was scared he was going to hurt somebody." "So he didn't hit the child?" "Are you arresting me for being at a barbecue?" "Is Daddy nice to you?" "We've had a complaint made by a person who was also in attendance." "Hey, you leave him out of this." "It's resulted in the assault of a minor." "Is this familiar to you?" "There was this kid who was out of control." "He came at my son with a cricket bat, so I stopped it." "How did you stop it, exactly?" "I got between the other kid and my son." "I protected my son from potential injury." "Ela re gamoto." "Are you serious?" "What, man?" "What?" "You think I want your hairy arse crack as my shopfront window?" "You checking out my arse now?" "What am I going to do, not look at it?" "It's hairier than last time." "So what?" "Who do I have to impress?" "Come on, mate." "Impress me." "Right?" "Please." "Harry?" "What are you doing here so early on a Monday?" "I just came to check out the books." "Yo, boss." "Clock's dirty." "Yeah." "I'll clean it today." "Good." "Do the whole office." "How's Sandi?" "How's the kid?" "Yeah, good." "That's good." "Take the call." "What's, er..." "What's the problem, boss?" "You're my problem." "I'll clean the clock, boss." "I didn't know it was that big a deal." "Don't fucking dance with me, shitbag." "Jesus, Harry." "Sit down." "Now, there's no way that I'm going to figure out exactly how much you ripped me off." "Kolo pousti." "But let's start with you giving me some kind of figure." "I did something stupid, I know." "I'll pay you back." "Every cent." "Give me a figure." "I don't know." "Ballpark." "20 grand?" "Double it." "Look, Haz" " I don't have it, man." "Where is it?" "Expenses." "Expenses, huh?" "OK." "You know what?" "I'm going to take a third of your wages every week and I'm going to start calculating interest on 40 grand, starting from today." "You got that?" "And, Con..." "Malaka, if I ever, ever catch you trying to pull this shit again," "I will stick a fucking wrench up your arse so hard that I'm going to be tuning up your tonsils." "You understand me?" "Now take your scumbag arse out of here now." "Thanks, Harry." "I will shake your hand when you're ready to be a man." "Now get the fuck out of my office." "Sure, boss." "Hey, hey." "What are you up to?" "Oh, really?" "She's sick?" "That's no good." "Yeah, when I come round." "OK, Ma." "I told you, I'll bring them over!" "OK." "What do you keep asking me for, Ma?" "Hello." "Hi." "Oh, who's a little sick girl?" "Hey?" "Did you get me a chocolate?" "Yeah." "I can't give it to you because look how sick you look." "What kind is it?" "Yes!" "I'll put it in the fridge for you for later, OK?" "OK." "Alright." "OK." "I understand now." "You want it on Sunday, you don't want it on Saturday." "Yeah." "Why, what did he say?" "Hey - what the fuck?" "No way, Mum." "Tell him that's what you've done." "You've made the arrangements and that's what we're going with." "Yeah." "Huh?" "Alright, Mum." "Alright, Ma." "You spoke to a doctor?" "Look at me." "Look at me!" "Yeah." "That's good." "Look at me." "Look at me!" "Oh, yeah!" "You're a pig." " Do you want coffee?" " Yeah, sure." "Why not?" "Oh!" "God." "You should answer it, it's your wife." "She went through my books last week." "Found out one of my boys has been ripping me off for the past 18 months." "What?" "No way." "I know." "Can you believe it?" "I confronted the little prick about it." "He admitted it." "Unbelievable, that chick." "She doesn't miss a thing." "You're very lucky, Harry." "Hey, cuz." "Hey." "What's going on?" "I've been calling you." "Where have you been?" "I had to deal with Con. Oh." "And?" "Yeah." "Well done, mate." "Hey, let's go outside." "Get some sun." "Aish is upset with me?" "What for?" "All I did was get up and stop it." "I know." "I know." "What if somebody came at her kid with a wood bat, hey?" "At Melissa." "You know?" "Like this." "I don't know, mate." "Why don't you put it into perspective?" "Aisha's pretty upset." "We're all upset, OK?" "Not just her." "You know what?" "Greece'll fix all that." "We'll sit down, the three of us." "Ouzaki, oktopodaki, kefi." "You're coming to Greece?" "We're all coming." "Your mum didn't tell you?" "We're going to be there together." "Hey, Roc, European holidays." "Right, buddy?" "Aish is coming, right?" "Yeah." "She moved things around at the clinic." "So yeah, she's in." "We'll have a holiday together, everything'll be sweet again." "Trust me." "Yeah." "Look, Harry... cops said I'm their best witness." "Best witness?" "For what?" "You know, in court." "No, no, no." "We're not going to court." "They're just asking questions." "If it goes to court, I have to take the stand." "If, if, if." "What are you going to say, if it does?" "I have to say what I saw." "What'd you see?" "Hey, Roc, get us some beers, will you?" "I thought we were going for a swim." "Your uncle's thirsty." "Get us some beers now." "Let me get a couple things straight." "Can you not take this personal?" "My own cousin is taking the side of some fucking skip degenerate and I'm not supposed to take it personal?" "If we reverse the situation, I would do whatever it took for you." "Who's this?" "Hello?" "Sand?" "It's Gary Bryant." "Oh, right." "Are you there?" "Yeah, I'm here." "Hi." "I was calling up to say that" "A Current Affair are interested in this." "What?" "I called the whole Nine Network." "They're going to do something up about it... a television special exposing your husband smashing my child in the head." "A special what?" "I don't know what you're saying." "Who is it?" "Who's this?" "It's Gary Bryant, just calling up about Channel Nine." "Mate, you realise what time it is?" "Yep." "Do you know what time A Current Affair is on?" "Check your guides 'cause you'll be on the fucking show." "Go fuck yourself, mate, OK?" "Are you threatening me?" "Don't call here again, you drunk piece of shit, OK?" "I'm the fucking piece of shit?" "I'm the fucking piece of shit?" "Yeah." "I'm not the one who bashes fucking children, alright?" "You want to meet up somewhere and we'll sort this out man-to-man?" "Huh?" "'Fucking meet somewhere and fucking do it man-to-man?" "'" "His eyes were his father's." "His chin, his brow." "Pano Apostolou was a genius with cars." "Pano lifted the hood and possibility shined up at him." "It was only when working on a car that Harry ever saw his father at peace." "Andrew Petrious' office." "Sarah speaking." "Hi." "Can I speak to Andrew, please?" "Mr Petrious is busy with a client." "Oh, yeah?" "Why don't you tell him it's Harry Apostolou calling and we'll see how busy he is." "Is this about an appointment?" "Andrew knows what it's about." "OK, Sarah?" "Hey." "How's it hanging, doggy dog?" "Over your lips, bitch." "What are you doing for lunch?" "When did you start hitting kids?" "Hey" " I didn't." "I don't." "Relax." "OK." "What happened?" "So we're at my cousin's barbecue, OK?" "Nice day." "Everyone's getting along, beautiful." "This kid's running around like a maniac." "He's breaking toys, terrorising the other kids." "He's a nightmare, this guy." "Anyone that will verify the kid's behaviour?" "Everyone saw what was happening that day." "OK, good." "Then what?" "So we're having lunch, and you know, the kids are playing a game of cricket." "This little shit comes at my boy with a cricket bat." "So you acted in defence of another?" "Yeah." "He was about to strike my child." "Heat of the moment?" "Exactly." "Your Honour, my client is an exemplary father, husband, successful businessman, bastion of the community, who on the occasion was availing himself by trying to protect that which he values most in the world, his family." "Blah, blah, blah." "They're not going to hang a guy like you for belting some shithead kid." "How will I know when the cops come and press charges?" "I'll find out." "My girl'll find out." "So it's actually real?" "This court case thing is real?" "What do I do?" "You don't do shit, Harry." "That's why your pocket bleeds, to see me shine." "You know it's my second conviction, right?" "Shut the fuck up, Apostolou." "You got into a fight when you were 16." "Who the fuck didn't?" "Know what the judge will have seen before you?" "Two-year-olds with their jaws shattered and their skulls caved in from some drug-fucked, 16-year-old bitch." "Or some sick pig who fucked his daughter in the arse so much the poor girl can't shit for the rest of her life." "Has to wear a fucking colostomy bag." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Spare me." "I get it." "Alright." "Well, what happens if they favour the kid?" "If I do half my job, most you'll get is a good-behaviour bond." "What does that mean?" "Possible community-service order." "You're sorting rubbish at the Salvation Army 15 weekends in a row." "Fuck, you should see your face!" "Imagine that?" "Harry fucking Apostolou scrubbing the toilet block on all fours." "You're the one who likes it on all fours." "Relax." "It's not going to happen." "It's not going to happen." "Stop moaning like some old bitch." "Know what else happened?" "What?" "Cops came around that day, right?" "Yeah." "Now the neighbours won't look at me 'cause of one lousy cop car." "I'm sure that's what they expected the moment wops moved in to the neighbourhood." "Harry, you want to be besties with your next door?" "You shouldn't have bought land across the road from Brighton Beach." "Fuck 'em." "Hey, I got it." "Keep your money." "I'll call you." "Malaka, I got it." "Keep your money." "Whoa!" "Do you want a massage?" "Come on, let's go upstairs." "Let's go to the bedroom." "No, no, no." "Wait, wait, wait." "Did you talk to Andrew?" "Yeah, I spoke to him." "It's all good." "What did he say?" "He said it's all good, nothing to worry about." "I swear." "He said it'll get thrown out of court in one minute." "Sweet." "What did he say about A Current Affair?" "He said that Gary called up the network and they laughed at him 'cause he was drunk." "Andrew heard that?" "How?" "He found out for me." "He finds out anything, this bloke." "Trust me." "Gary's just going to go somewhere else." "He's going to get the same answer everywhere he goes 'cause the guy's a deadshit." "Someone will listen to him." "Someone will smell the story." "What story, babe?" "What fucking story?" "So I slapped a kid." "Big deal." "No-one's interested." "OK." "How was school?" "Same." "Yeah?" "What'd you get up to?" "Oh, we watched a video." "What kind?" "It was on Eskimos but they were called this other thing." "Any good?" "It was OK." "The girls liked it." "It looked really, really cold." "There was this family who had to live in an underground icehouse for months and months." "Ages." "And all they had to eat was seal blubber, which is gross." "Three bullets, that's all he needed." "Bang." "One for that Rosie bitch." "Bang." "Another for that loser husband." "Bang." "The final one to put that poor doomed kid out of his misery." "Oh!" "I love you." "It's beautiful." "Thank you." "Do you like my music box?" "I do." "You like my music box?" "No, come here." "Come here." "Let me, let me, let me." "Babe, I want to put it in your pussy." "Next time." "We need to be trying." "I know, but I want you to come in my mouth." "I want you to fuck my mouth." "Oh, yeah." "Hey." "Rocco ready?" "He said he's not playing soccer unless you take him to McDonald's after." "Huh?" "That's what he said." "Does he want to be fat like Hector's kid?" "Hey, come on." "Give him a break." "He's been a good boy through all of this." "Through all of what?" "Through this." "It's affecting him." "He feels it all too." "Rocco's fine, OK?" "I know when he's not." "Pass me a knife, please." "I want to get the girls over on Saturday just to go through some DVDs." "Do you reckon you can get Van to come?" "Yeah?" "And I thought you should give Hector a call." "We haven't seen Aish and the kids for ages." "Yeah, sure." "I'll call him." "Good, I'll get him." "Hey, Rocco, are you getting ready?" "Oi!" "How the fuck are you?" "Yeah, OK." "I'm having my Asian guy coming around on Saturday with some DVDs." "Cheap, alright?" "You should come round." "Yeah, bring Aish and the kids." "OK." "After netball, then." "Alright, sure." "Done." "Oh, hey... can you text me Anouk's number?" "'Cause I want to be a fucking TV star." "What's it to you?" "Just text me her number, will you?" "Thanks." "And suck my nuts." "OK, he's coming." "I'm going to Pilates." "What's wrong?" "Aish can't make it." "Why?" "She's working on Saturday and she can't get anyone to fill in." "Right." "She works too hard, that girl." "We'll see her in Greece anyway." "Don't worry about it." "Everything's good." "Alright." "Bye, babe." "Thanks for meeting me." "Yes." "Why am I here, Harry?" "Oh, you know." "You and I get along at barbecues." "So I figured why not a bit of one-on-one time, hey?" "OK." "And why am I really here?" "This slap at Hector's house." "Oh, yes." "Hugo came at my boy with a cricket bat." "I know." "You saw what he was like that day." "The kid was a monster, right?" "You think I did the right thing, right?" "Where is this leading, Harry?" "OK." "If it went to court..." "Oh, no." "No, no, no." "Hear me out, OK?" "If, right, and that's if they called you up..." "No!" "What do you need, hm?" "New car?" "I could look after you." "I don't need a new car." "Well, you do now." "No, Harry." "I'll have a beer with you." "I like you." "I enjoy your company." "But I can't do that." "Not to Rosie, or Aish." "But it's what you think." "Sorry, but no." "Guess I had you pictured wrong." "What?" "I thought you were a woman of her own mind, somebody who spoke up." "And I thought you were a man who understood loyalty." "Hi, mate." "Hey, what do you think of this chick?" "Hey?" "You reckon she's sexy?" "Black chicks are hoes." "Everyone knows that." "Don't talk about your auntie Aisha like that." "OK?" "She's not a whore, mate." "Don't let her catch you saying that." "You understand?" "Yeah." " Hey!" " Yo, open the garage." "Park on the street like everyone else." "Just open the garage, you fucking wop dog." "Watch your language." "I've got fucking kids here, idiot." "Hey, you like Adam Sandler, don't you, Rocco?" "Yeah." "Yeah?" "Take these." "Malaka just escaped the halfway house or something?" "'Mm.' Mm." "There's single girls here, mate." "Why do you think I invited your dumb arse here?" "As my waste-disposal unit?" "Which one?" "The blonde one's a kariola." "You won't even have to take her to the movies, nothing." "Just buy her a DVD." "That's about right." "It's ridiculous." "Now, this is the king of porn." "This shit is wild, man." "Hey." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "I was thinking about what you said the other day." "Me too." "You know what?" "I said some pretty harsh things." "Ah, it's all good." "I just want to know that you're on my side." "Of course I am." "You know that." "We're like brothers." "I agree." "We've been through too much." "We can't let this bullshit get in the way." "That's why I want to propose something to you." "Suggest something." "OK." "I think you should go and meet Rosie and Gary and have a talk." "Fucking..." "Hector..." "Hear me out, OK?" "You want me to get down on my knees in front of that pisshead skip and his dirty wife?" "You're fucking dreaming." "Sandi and Aisha have spoken to them about it and we all agree it's the best way to put this thing to rest." "Charges dropped, fly to Greece, happy days." "Hey?" "Whose idea was this?" "No-one." "Who came up with it?" "Everyone's worried, Harry." "Sandi have something to do with this?" "She and Aisha have spoken this week on the phone." "Is that what you were talking about?" "She thinks you're not handling it." "I'm handling it, OK?" "I'm handling it just fine." "She's the one who's not handling it." "That was a fantastic day, wasn't it?" "Why did you go and talk to Hector behind my back?" "I was going to tell you." "How fucking dare you?" "How fucking dare you?" "Please don't." "Don't talk to anyone about our business, OK?" "OK?" "Deal, OK." "I'm sorry." "What happens if he tells that stuck-up, fucking black bitch our business?" "She's going to run straight to that Rosie slut and tell her everything." "Isn't she?" "Yeah." "Yeah, that's fucking right." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Please stop." "Just stop." "Look at me." "Look at me!" "I'm sorry." "Ssh." "Ssh." "It's OK, it's OK." "It's OK." "It's OK." "You're beautiful." "You know that?" "Thank you." "Sorry." "Rocco." "Rocco?" "Ela, Rocco mou." "How's the soccer going?" "Hey, you not talking to Pappou Manolis today?" "What's the matter, Roc?" "Pappou's talking to you." "If someone says sorry, it should be them to this family." "I'm just saying." "Roc?" "You know what he used to say to me?" "A good engine is like a good woman." "You got to love the sound of it even when it roars." "He taught you a lot, eh?" "Kai o Rocco." "Then ksero." "I don't want to pressure him." "I'm angry, Theo." "I'm angry at these people and what they're trying to take away from me." "Panos, he went to his grave angry." "Hey." "I'm going to go and see Rosie and Gary, OK?" "OK." "Mate, how much you pay for this piece of shit?" "Go easy." "Transmission's fucked." "Six months, you're up for two-and-a-half grand." "Really?" "I've got a car for you at the Altona shop, alright?" "'91 Merc." "Goes nice." "Is it manual?" "'Cause Aish doesn't drive manual." "Relax, mate." "It's auto." "OK?" "Yeah, I don't know, mate." "It's yours." "Don't even think about it." "OK." "Great." "Hey, Gary." "Come in, then." "Come on." "Come on." "Hello." "Thanks for seeing me." "I didn't want to see you." "How are you, Hector?" "Me?" "All good." "Hugo, do you remember this man?" "It's the bad man who hit me." "He's going to go to jail." "So why are you here?" "I've come to apologise." "Not fucking accepted." "Rosie, just hear him out." "I have." "OK?" "I've come to apologise, alright?" "I shouldn't have hit Hugo and I'm sorry." "But please understand that I was concerned for Rocco." "Your son is twice his size." "Harry's really sorry, Rosie." "This is none of your fucking business." "No, no." "Harry's my cousin, you're my wife's best friend." "I am involved." "No you're not, Hector." "It's between me, Rosie and Hugo." "You know what?" "Not even Hugo." "This is between me, Rosie and this fucking arsehole right here." "That's it." "Simple." "It's between us." "Yeah?" "What about Sandi?" "Yeah." "Sandi, of course." "We don't blame Sandi." "It's not her fault she's married to an animal." "Hey, whatever you think of me, OK?" "That's besides the point." "Sandi is shook up by all this." "Now can we just put it to rest, please?" "It's a waste of money, it's a waste of time." "Hey?" "For her." "What do you reckon?" "Do you hit Sandi?" "This is not helpful." "Shut the fuck up, Hector." "Excuse me?" "I bet you hit her." "What about your kid?" "How often do you hit your kid?" "Come on." "I hope all this makes her leave you." "I hope she sees sense and gets out now before you crush her completely, you disgusting, sexist, fucking pig." "Gary, call the police." "Gary, call the cops." "He's just..." "He's threatening us!" "Call the fucking cops or I fucking will!" "You can wait for the coppers outside!" "Harry?" "Harry!" "Harry!" "You can't smoke in the car, mate." "Aisha doesn't like it." "Fucking sorry." "Forget it." "It was a stupid idea to talk to 'em anyway." "Hey, you want to come in?" "Can I have one?" "I don't give a fuck anymore." "I just got off the phone to Rosie and she said you attacked her." "That's not what..." "You broke a chair." "No, Aish." "I was there, OK?" " I'm talking to him." " Excuse me?" "Did you attack Rosie in any way?" "I don't believe you." "Don't walk away from me." "Listen, I did nothing to those fucking animals." "OK?" "Next time you go and organise something like this, make sure people know about it!" "Ssh!" "Angela's sleeping." "Baby, what's the score?" "Mum, who is it?" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Mum, who is it?" "Angela, honey." "Can I have some water?" "You scared her." "Are you drunk?" " No." "Just come on." " Mum!" "Just let me settle her." "I'm thirsty." "I'll settle her." "OK." "Hurry up." "Angela?" "I feel sick." "Lie down, baby." "You've got to go to sleep." "Shh." "It's OK." "Give it here." "Baby, go easy." "Harry, fuck!" "What the fuck?" "Ahh!" "What?" "Fuck!" "What?" "What's up?" "What's going on here?" "Fuck it, I'm not into it." "Here you go." "I'm not a whore, Harry." "Here, take it." "Sorry, babe." "Mr Apostolou, please." "I'm sorry to interrupt but I do not know if you read this note in office?" "No." "What note?" "Saying I would very much like to not work this Saturday night, please." "Are you scheduled to work?" "Yes, Mr Apostolou." "Well, then, you work." "Count yourself lucky that you've even got a job." "OK?" "Yeah, babe?" "Harry, Rocco's gone missing." "What?" "I have called 600 times." "When?" "Where?" "Shall I call the police?" "Where'd he go?" "I don't know." "Calm down." "Listen to me." "Where'd he go?" "I heard the door slam." "OK." "I will find him." "Alright?" "I will find him." "Stay calm and stay near the phone." "I'll call you back." "I'll find him, babe." "Trust me." "OK?" "OK, OK." "Shit." "Rocco!" "What are you doing?" "Mate, you got your mum very, very worried." "I..." "I was going to the police station." "I was going to tell them it was all my fault." "Hey." "Hey, it's not your fault." "I got him out LBW." "I bowled it." "Oh, no, no." "It's OK, it's not your fault." "OK?" "Is Rocco asleep?" "Yeah." "I'm sorry, baby." "I'm so lucky to have you." "Who's that?" "I don't know." "No-one's behaved very well in any of this." "Harry had no right to slap him." "He's unbelievable saying he's not guilty." "It happened, didn't it?" "Everybody saw it." "How did it go?" "She said we definitely have a case." "I'm sorry this keeps happening." "You've called Hector Sossidis." "I can't take your call..." "Are you off tonight, Connie?" "Yeah, I'm going to a party with my friends." "I want tonight to be perfect." "There's not a boy on this Earth who could resist you in that dress." "Connie, are you OK?" "Captions by CSI, MemoryOnSmells"