"The 2nd "East"." "The 11th "East"." "The 26th "East"." "The 38th "East"." "Nearly finished 48 rounds!" "The last round." "I'm so sleepy." "Be quick." "Hurry." "I gotta bet in night race after this round." "How many rounds have we played?" "I'm feeling dizzy." "I can't get faster." "Aren't you tired, Moses?" "I'm not Moses." "I'm Chi Mo Sai." "I'm filled with power in front of Mahjong." "Red Dragon." "5 Characters." "For your goodness, I'll seam it." "1 Bamboo." "8 Bamboos." "Excuse me." "The plain, self made, no flowers. 3 folds." "$160 each, please." "Something wrong with it..." " but I can't tell." " Yes." "Sai... you're so lucky!" "You won when the chance is that low?" "I've been winning because of my red pants!" "I'll never change it." "Then we're gonna play in Macau!" "Let's go!" "6 points." "Enough." "Throw the 1st one." " Bigger." " Bigger." " Win..." " Win..." "Get the money!" "I've won too much." "I must wear the pants for a whole year!" "So lucky, Sai." "Don't waste it." "Win more." "Just brought several 10,000 dollars." "Too bad." "Or I'll go back sooner." "Capital?" "We have." "Take it now, Sai." "With the red pants, I gotta make it big." "Get me $200,000 now." "Never lose from yesterday." "Please let me lose just one time." "Damn!" "Who just wanna lose once?" "You've totally lost!" "Only the pants left!" "I gotta accept it." "Call your mom to get you back!" "She's deaf." "Can't hear phone calls." "Better let me go and I'll give you." "Don't fool us!" "My boss Tin Kau Ko is powerful in Macau and Hong Kong." "Let them have a shower!" " No..." " Shower!" " Feel good?" " Stop it." "Hurry up!" " Hurry up." " Hurrying." "Hurry up then." " What?" " Left my shoe." "Quick." "You like to play with us?" "Hurry." "Sir... help me." "I'm being cabined illegally." "I'm being cabined illegally, sir!" "Hey, director." "What the hell are you doing?" "Wanna play with us?" "Feel good?" "Get him..." "Sorry..." "What're you drinking, pal?" "Dare trouble me when I'm looking at the news?" "You know what?" "You'll make me lose a million?" "A million what?" "Mind your own business..." "Butts." "A million butts?" " Book it, Ah Wong!" " Sure." "Deep-fried eggs with ham, no yolk, plus garlic and cheese, toast baked for 1 side;" "little milk, more sweet for coffee;" "more milk, less sweet for oatmeal, please." "OK." "Ah Wong." "Deep fried eggs with ham." "1 side frizzled for ham, toast as frizzled as possible;" "2/3 coffee with 1/3 milk tea, 3 teaspoonful of milk, 1 and a half lump of sugar." "You need to be so nit-picking?" "What do you wanna eat then?" "I fear you won't remember." "Ah Wong's famous in Kwun Tong for memorization." "He can remember the whole phone book after a glimpse." "Really?" "Eggs with 2 sausages, 1 chicken and 1 pork." "Bigger left egg, smaller right egg." "And..." "Sliced duck, goose; pork, beef, sheep meat with fried rice." "Tomato, and Tai Chi marinade;" "cucumber unpeeled." "Bullshit!" "Bullshit!" "You said he has good memory." "I repeat." "Eggs with 2 sausages, 1 chicken and 1 pork;" "Bigger left egg, smaller right egg." "Cold milk tea with more milk, sweet and tea, plus lemon, honey and bubbles." "Sliced duck, goose; pork, beef, sheep meat with fried rice." "Tomato, and Tai Chi marinade;" "cucumber unpeeled!" "Cool!" "12345678 plus 87654321 equals what?" "99999999!" "Wow!" "This guy's so smart." "He must be the champion in gambling!" "Hey, stop!" " Hang on." " What?" "Do you know how to play Mahjong?" "Just a bit." "You're lucky, man." "See who I look like?" "Floor cleaner?" "God... it's Gamble-King!" "Let me be your master." "Just gimme $30,000," "I'll teach you the most powerful method." "You'll get rich soon!" "Last month there was a guy called Jing Wong." "He was beaten up by female boss... nearly to death." "Female boss?" "She?" " Her mom." " Oh, her mom." "Bring me to her mom." "Look at me." "How charismatic I am!" "No woman can resist me." "Sorry." "I'm pregnant now." "Ah Wong!" "Take away to 13th floor." "Ah Wong..." "Listen to me." "I won't lie." "Follow me, and you'll... be wealthy forever..." "Gambling a little, a family can grow." "Gambling more, an enterprise will be yours!" "Every kind of gambling... is able to achieve the goal." "Widespread on the Internet." "Sure." "The more kinds you play... the more and more money... will be flown into your pocket." "Boss said gamblers never get rich." "How come she's telling lies with you?" "I am who I am because of gambling!" " You're right..." " Do you think so?" "You don't need to die without gambling!" "Call you later!" "9 Dots." "Stop!" "I'm getting killed!" "Go!" "Stop!" "I'll win a whole lot." "I'll win before you fight!" "Really?" "9 Dots again?" "9 Dots." "Draw a tile..." "Hurry... come on..." "Auntie Fei?" "I've been looking for you." "Looking for bastard!" "Who is the next?" "Your turn." "Self... made!" "6 Dots." "What do you win with?" "Forget it..." "I'm sure... forget it..." "You make me lose." "Pay for it!" "You really like to walk upstairs?" "Hey... are you that Auntie Fei... in Mong Kok?" "Sure." "What's up?" "I'm here on purpose." "And I've bought some fruit..." " but they're all stolen." " Boss." "I really see you just after a moment!" " Sure." " Take-away meal." "He pays it." "$100." "$100 is nothing." "Only if you let Ah Wong gamble with me and earn..." "I'll give you the share." "Earn what?" "Ah Wong's expert at memorizing." "Follow me and he'll... go mad and don't know how to spend them." "You wanna bring him up to get rich?" "Yes." "This is what I'm thinking about." "I can stand it..." "Son of a bitch!" "Wanna make him a bad guy?" "Don't think you're that smart with such ability." "Fooling around with him and you'll get finished!" "Never follow that kind of bastard!" "Get it?" "Yes, boss." "What the hell!" "Scare me?" "I'm hurt and come again." "You can see how sincere I am." "And you're pretty." "You're not that stubborn." "I'm really sincere..." "Ah Wong." "You've wiped the tiles for an hour!" "Wanna stop?" "You still wanna gamble with that guy?" "No..." "No?" "I'm gonna close the door." "I'll sleep now." "Good night." "Ah Wong." "Man should be practical." "Don't think of shortcuts." "There's so much gold in Hong Kong... but there're even more sacrifices under it." "You'll never see it." "Ah Wong." "I'm gonna go to the Internet." "Don't get cheated." "Yes." "Last night a guy talked something bad with me." "And he wanna go out with me." "All men are perverts." "Just see if it's reasonable." "What do you mean by reasonable?" "If you're willing to do that, it's reasonable." "If they wanna cheat you and peep you, that's unreasonable." "Sure." "I always get assaulted in the trains." "Good night then." "Does he wanna assault me?" "Haha..." "What's up?" "I..." "I have something to tell you." " But..." "I don't know how to say." " Come in..." "I..." "I... honestly..." "Honestly, I..." "I've made it clear, right?" "I can't lose the chance tonight." "I do think you're reasonable!" "You can't lose it!" "No..." "I don't mean it..." "Don't fear." "I know you'll come in sooner or later." "So..." "I've bought so many condoms!" "See!" "There're totally 9." "And I've got... pain-killer." "You know, it's painful for women for the 1st time." "So I've bought a bucket for myself." "And..." "VCD, the special techniques..." "I've trained up myself." "I'm ready!" " What?" " Let's do it." "No..." "I just wanna get in... no... just wanna get out of the window here." "What?" " Go out?" " Sure." "You're so good." "You won't tell boss, will you?" "No, I won't." "I'll be back before dawn." "Bye." "Redemption..." "Watch out." "Gently..." "There's a big shoeprint on your back." "That bitch." "More fierce than the sharks." "Found me so quickly?" "Tell them I've kicked the bucket." "Who?" "My name's Ah Wong." "Is Sai here?" "He said he's dead." "What?" "I'll be in his mourning." "Yes." "I said I'm dead." "Dead and revived to welcome you." "You know I'll come?" "I know the status of every horse... in any races!" "By the way, did that bastard let you come?" "I got out from the window." "Gotta go before dawn." "Cool!" "You're good in memory." "I'll teach you all now." "Butcher, let's start!" " You know how to play?" " Never tried." " Do you have money?" " 200 something." "That's OK." "Teach you while playing." "There're 13 tiles in Cantonese Mahjong, 14 to win." "16 tiles for Taiwan Mahjong, 17 to win." "Taiwan Mahjong first." "3 same tiles is Pong." "3 progressive numbers is Chow." "To win, there must be a pair of eyes." "You must win with 2 same eyes." "What is "8 pairs with an extra"?" "8 pair of eyes with a pair adding 1 same tile." "You can win then." "Is it?" "Sure..." "But in Taiwan's rules..." "East round can't win with this." "Next time I'll treat you as false win." "Kong." "9 Characters." "Do I win?" "The 13 Unios!" "You can't win..." "In "East round" you gotta self-make." "Hide the tiles." "Take a new one." "13 unios, self-made with 9 Characters!" "It's OK, isn't it?" "Sure... but need to wait." "Wait?" "I'm the dealer..." "I have the right to wait if you win." "If I win then, you'll need double pay." "9 Dots." "Win, with 9 Dots." "You wanna double it?" "Sure... double..." "How many events have you doubled?" "The no." "Of dices means the no." "Of events." "More than 30 events." "You'll lose to death." "I don't believe I can't win." "You won't." "Why?" "I have 3, 6 and 9 Characters." "He Ponged 6 Characters." "You wait for 6 Characters to win." "You have 3 and 9 Characters." "No 3, 6 and 9 Characters left." "How do you know I'm waiting for them?" "Sure." "He's waiting for Red Dragon." "What?" "How do you know?" "How do you remember?" "After the 3rd event, I can remember... where all the 144 tiles have put." "You do after mixing them?" "It's so easy." "I can remember all the book I read." "I went to the farm just for no money to study." "If he keeps studying, he may be Einstein now!" "Who's Einstein?" "Don't you know who he is?" "Sure." "American President." "There're 6 flowers folded." "Where're the other 2?" "Here, and here." "You really remember all tiles?" "Sure." "Right." "I'll bring you to Phoenix Club tomorrow." "Play as much money as we can." "This is the grandest club... in Hong Kong." "There're Mahjong Zone, Big 2 Zone..." "No real money allowed." "All chips." "Coz the female boss here is so renowned." "Even Tin Kau Ko fron Macau... needs to be decent here." "Will we make a lot of money... and they'll think we're cheating and kick us out?" "You'll die if you cheat." "She knows if you cheat with only a glimpse." "It's heard there're 5 colleagues with her." "And their master is Mr. Ping, the Mahjong Master." "No one can escape from her eyes." "Win, 4 folds." "Intercept." "Sorry." "What?" "Don't need to be so powerful, Phoenix Girl." "I can't win even waiting for 3 tiles." "Me too." "Just a game." "Let's have a meal, my treat." "Good enough?" "Holding all others' tiles." "She's also strong in remembering." "OK." "We won't play with her." "3 lambs there." "Sit down..." "Hello." "This is my boss, Ah Wong." "We play for high stakes, guy." "How high?" "As high as possible." "Self-made, 3 folds." "It's over." "We admire you, Phoenix." "You win with few folds but you always win." "To win is most important." "No need to win with many folds." "I used to get 11 tiles and nearly have the 13 Unios." "And finally" "I didn't make the 13 Unios." "I just made the Coward." "Don't you feel bored?" "Even bored if no wins made." "I shouldn't have played for so high." "He's mad!" "8 rounds... have made him 120 games!" "Self-made, 4 folds." "Ah Wong." "You're the right person." "Hey, let's take the cash, cash..." "It's so crowded here, Phoenix." "Is this guy cheating?" "No." "I think he has extraordinary memory." "He remembers the places of all tiles." "Ah Wong." "Send take-away." "Oh, what did you do last night?" "Ah Wong... wake up." "It's Overbite Jan here..." "You bastard!" "Wanna get my daughter?" "Just kidding." "Just kidding?" "Just kidding on TV!" "Stop!" "You moron." "Really stop when I tell you to stop?" "I'm gonna tell you to eat shit!" "1 Bamboo!" "Win." "Give money..." "False win." "False win?" "Just waiting for 1 tile." "Where's the 1 Bamboo?" "No Bamboo." "A Black Dragon only." "Black Dragon?" "Don't get me furious!" "Dozing off while working?" "Boss!" "Be a robber last night?" "Couldn't sleep." "Did something bad?" "Pretty woman!" "So happy?" "Had shit already?" "You look really pretty if you don't kid..." "What the hell did you 2 do last night?" "You brought Ah Wong to gamble?" "Auntie Fei." "Ah Wong has excellent memory." "It's a waste if he doesn't gamble." "Tell her how much we've gained." "Just tell me." "Just tell me." "$888,500, Auntie Fei." "Congratulations." "You won't need to tell Ah Wong to work here." "Give him to me and I'll give you 30%." "We'll then be happy together." "Of course I know what I should do." "I bought a watch with diamond for you." " Diamond?" " Sure." "He said the parallel goods needs $85,000." "$85,000?" "You may first win, but you'll finally lose." "Even if you win now, you've lost something... that you can't see." "Mom, Ah Wong got it." "Don't get angry with him." "You're a man." "I can't lock you up." "To go to the right or wrong way... you choose it yourself." "A guy should never be gutless." "A bit setback won't stop our ambition." "Now you're still alive... you gotta be happy about this." "You're right." "By the way..." "How can you live so long with female boss?" "We have generation gap." "She has a gap, not us." "Generation gap!" "Come on..." "What's up?" "Oh... you're peering a gal." "That's OK." "Why need to be so thievish?" "She plays badminton during this period every day." "You pervert." "How's she?" "Good characteristics?" "Seems... you're true." "Go ahead..." "Go ahead..." "I'm just a waiter." "Go ahead..." "Silly boy." "Who says a waiter can't have a gal?" "Mr. Lui!" "Is the court OK?" "I told you to call me Ah Wong." "Don't call my real name in the public area." "Lui Kai Wong, good name." "Do you need to clear the court?" "No." "I'm just practicing for a while." "I'll fight with Champion from Indonesia." "Stressful." "Sure." "Hi." "Playing badminton?" "No." "I'm swimming." "You always play here?" "Is it good?" "Not for sure." "A waiter's looking at me every day." "Dangerous." "Really?" "Who does he look like?" "I don't know." "I've never looked at him." "Such a rude dude." "Gotta teach him a lesson." "I got it." "But he looks so much like you." "Ball!" " Peering what?" " What?" "Are you OK?" "Sure." "Many girls fear to see it." "I know you've acted it." "Why should I fear?" "No..." "I..." "Go ahead if you wanna woo me." "Sorry." "I'm gonna play." "Lui Kai Wong?" "He didn't lie." "Looking for something?" "Sure." "My wallet." "Is this yours?" "Why is it here?" "Thank you." "I must invite you over for a meal." "Really?" "Sure." "I'm sincere." "OK." "Why... why are there only 2 of us in this restaurant?" "Have you booked the whole restaurant?" "Cheers." "Hey, buddies." "Something happens inside." "We gotta do something." "You'd better not get in." "Let's find other places." "No!" "Mary!" "Great." "But how to kick the guys out... for a whole night?" "We'll then use plan B. They must be scared." "Sure." "Slash you to death!" "Oh, my gall!" "Why does it look like a bun?" " Go." " No!" "I'm a doctor." "I can't leave you alone!" "Call 999." "I'll perform artificial respiration." "You don't wanna breathe?" " Run." " Run!" "OK." "Let's take a photo." "No camera." "I have a cell." "You gotta know..." "I'm not kind of good person as you think." "Do you know..." "I'm not as rich as you think." "You liar." "Mafia." "Go!" "Who's with the Mafia?" "We are, for sure." "Sorry." "We're police!" "Buddy." "We've sacrificed for you." "Do remember us." " Let me send you home." " Sure." "Poor me." "When I drove the Ferrari into the garage... it clashed into a Porsche and a Benz." "I can only get a taxi." "Sorry." "It doesn't matter." "Right." "Where do you live?" "Up there." "I'll go there myself." "Let me go to the front door with you." "My dad is fierce." "I'm like a thief going home late." " Keep in touch." " Sure." " Bye." " Bye." "Oh... my love..." "My darling..." "I've hungered for your touch..." "Yes..." "Wh... what's up then?" "Oh... my love..." "Self-made." "Press it first." "Yes... sure..." "Win!" "Yes!" "Working so hard?" "2 jobs as the same time?" "Ah Wong!" "I know it." "It's heard that a Mahjong newbie... winning a lot." "It must be you." "I know you don't like it, and I..." "You're so rich." "Why bother coming back?" "I respect you." "No, thanks!" "Get out of my sight!" "I wish you good luck!" "That means you wanna kick me out." "Yes." "From now on, whether you're rich or poor... they're none of my business!" "Ah Wong!" "Stop!" "A gambler is useless." "Poor for the rest of his life!" "What the hell, Ah Wong?" "You have never exposed a tile for me to win." "I won't play if I'll lose." "Coming, coming." "Give him a small win." "O..." "K, 7 Bamboos." "Win!" "The Coward!" "Ah Wong let me win!" "Ah Wong let me win!" "Why don't you do it?" "Ah Wong let me win!" "This is Tin Kau Ko, king of underground gambling." "He's controlling many illegal bookmaking." "And he has some gambling cruise ships too." "Welcome, Tin Kau Ko." "Only Phoenix Club suits my status." "In the championship next month... you must be the winner." "Not really." "Not if I don't join." "Do you wanna win?" "You're famous for playing more tiles." "How do I win?" "You don't accept me as your couple." "If so, I must let you win." "You're kidding." "How do I afford it?" "I'm the king, you the queen." "Why not?" "I mean I can't affortd... your 200-pound body." "You're good at kidding..." "Why don't we play some rounds?" "No, thanks." "I'll be back to Macau soon." "It's heard that a guy here... never chucked once." "I wanna see how powerful he is." "Just chucked once, Tin Kau Ko." "It's you?" "No." "My apprentice." "Over there." "Ah Wong." "Come here." "Come on." "Come here." "Address him." "Tin Kau Ko." "Tin Kau Ko." "Smart boy." "He'll be the dark horse in the championship." "Dark horse?" "Even the king will die if I don't like it." "Get it?" "Yes, got it..." "Follow Tin Kau Ko and you'll be lucky." "I'm quite busy today." "I'll call someone to find you a few days later." "This is my postcard." "Call me..." "Idiot." "Tin Kau Ko can search for everyone." "How rude he is!" "Tin Kau Ko?" "Is Cheryl his daughter?" "No wonder she said her father's fierce." "What?" "You said the gal is Tin Kau Ko's daughter?" "Sure." "She said her dad's fierce." "Lucky you!" "Why?" "Tin Kau Ko admired you that day." "If he gives you 1 or 2 ballrooms... you'll be wealthier than ever." "But he doesn't know we're going together." "We're gonna buy 2 bottles of wine... and a pack of cigars tomorrow and find him." "Tin Kau Ko." "They come here to find you." "Remember us, Tin Kau Ko?" "Sure." "Ah Wong." "Take a seat." "Sit down..." "These are to thank you for your admiration." "I just intended to find you to talk about the business." "Now you've come." "Why do you know I'm living here?" "Sure..." "Ah Wong... had sent your daughter here for several times." "My daughter?" "Yes." "I feel surprised when he told me." "And I said, you'd get rich soon." "If he can follow you, he'll be wealthy forever." "If they really do that... then we're much closer." "We're really lucky." "How long have you been with her?" "More than half a month." "But we have same interests and our love develops very fast." "Excuse me, but..." "What extent have your relationship developed to?" "Deeply in love with each other." " Tell mistress to come." " Yes." "Daddy." "Barbie, come here." "Good girl." "This is my daughter." "You're deeply in love with her?" "Excuse me, but..." "How many daughters do you have?" "Only 1." " Anything wrong?" " No." "Tin Kau Ko." "Cheryl." "So you're deeply in love with Cheryl!" "Not really." "Just friends..." "What friends?" "We're serious." " What's up?" " I don't know." "Now everything is clear." "Listen, guy." "She's not my daughter." "She's my gal!" " Shit." " Come here!" "It's not possible to let it go." "Why fear?" "You know I don't hit women." " Cheryl!" " Hang on!" "Don't go." "Run." "Ah Wong." "We only have 1 way." "Gotta get the boss first!" "You fight with them... and I'll deal with the fat dude!" "Dragon." "Snake." "Tiger." "Leopard." "Crane..." "Still crane?" "No... snake again." "Rattle snake?" "I'm cool, right?" "Is it the style that has disappeared for a hundred years the fat mantis style?" "More's the pity." "I used to think you'd do me a favour in Mahjong Competition." "I don't mind how you treat me." "But don't torture Cheryl." "We're good friends only." "Good friends?" "Hong Kong's a "land of gold"." "Beneath the gold, there're many corpses." "You don't have an idea of this." "Wong..." "Wong..." "Don't frighten me." "Wong..." "How're you?" "Are you OK?" "You rise?" "Why do you weep?" "How do you feel?" "I wanna piss." "Piss?" "He becomes mad?" "Ah Wong, don't frighten me." "If you become mad what should I do?" "I'm good at playing Mahjong." "Who'm I?" "King... of Mahjong." "I know." "C'mon." "Eat rice." "You're my dad?" "Yes, if you want." "Eat rice first." "You're my dad?" "Be a good boy..." "Remember my name?" "Dad." "It was me who brought you the ill fate." "I go get some money for your medical expenses." "Stay at home." "Stay here." "I go with you..." "No." "I'll be back soon." "Close the door." "I go too." "Don't leave me alone." "Here's an opening..." "I usually get out from the window." "Fei's restaurant?" "I work here." "Oh I forgot to go to work." "Ah Wong." "Ah Wong." "What's the matter, Wong?" "I forgot your name but remember your teeth." "I usually get out from the window in your room." "Why do you become mad, Wong?" "Don't frighten me." "It's said he was beaten up and becomes mad." "It's true." "Little Uncle?" "I have a good memory." "I know what you like." "You like ham with twin eggs." "One preserved egg one salty." "Iced coffee mixed with hot coffee." "Toast in super size." "Oh..." "I forgot..." "It's painful..." "It's painful..." "What's the matter?" "Ah Wong..." "Don't beat me up." "No I don't." "Don't hit my head." "It was painful." "Who beat you?" "Where's Wong?" "He just took a bite out of bun." "He's mad." "If he has any accident, I'll repent for the rest of the life." "Nobody." "Bastard!" "I've told you not to teach Wong gambling." "You taught him to get out from the window." "I'm a good man." "Good man..." "Don't make me beat woman." "Luckily I can stand it." "I can parry your blow." "Oh, miss the chance." "Stop it." "I'm a good bloke." "Wong had potential but you made him foolish." "This is what a good man does?" "It isn't my fault." "It was Ko who made him mad." "Tin Kau Ko?" "Go to hell." "Robert..." "How do you know my nickname?" "I'm Dorlina." "Dor..." "Lina?" "You're?" "Yes." "My family emigrated 30 years ago." "I knew you've gone to San Francisco." "I saved my money for a flight ticket but couldn't find you." "Of course." "I didn't go to San Francisco." "I went to Santou." "My dad decided to move to China." "I didn't want people know that so I told you I moved to SF." "Robert." "Dorlina" "Can't believe I meet you again." "We've been middle-aged." "I tried to threw myself off when I couldn't find you." "The door to the roof was locked, so I couldn't get there." "I didn't jump off." "I also felt sorry." "Do you remember that the time we went camping?" "You wanted me to sleep with you..." "I told you to wait till we were 18." "I remember." "You said it was like fixed deposit." "Maturity date: 3 years later." "But it's taken 30 years." "Your daughter's grown up." "And the money's already been withdrawn." "Overbite Jan?" "She's only my adopted daughter." "I adopted her." "Really?" "The money's still in the "bank"." "It is?" "You don't trust me?" "Yes..." "You withdraw the money right now?" "Yes..." "For charity donation." "You wanna dump me?" "No." "Then withdraw the money." "C'mon..." "Fei's restaurant delivery service." "Noodles coffee, egg sandwiches..." "Where're the coffee and egg sandwiches?" "It's lost." "Stupid Wong, did anyone steal them?" "Shouldn't be the case." "Why?" "Go take them for us." "Hurry up." "OK." "It's sad to see Wong like this." "Well..." "He feels sorry." "That means he isn't totally foolish." "The doctor's said no drugs can help him." "I wanna give it a try." "What?" "Try..." "Mahjong to see if it works." "Mahjong?" "Doctors recommend elderly to play mahjong to stimulate brain cells and prevent Alzheimer's disease." "Yes." "So?" "Well..." "Gotta tell you who I'm." "I participated in many mahjong competitions." "I've never lost a game in the competitions." "Every time I won perfectly." "Nobody's beaten me." "I got many fans." "I'm... the Queen of Mahjong." "Why do you play mahjong with neighbours only?" "At that time..." "Nobody could beat me." "Many biggies asked me for support but I didn't answer them." "In the end I narked them." "My fiancee was stabbed to death." "So I retired." "And I only play mahjong games with neighbours." "That's your story." "I don't wanna get involved in the mahjong competitions." "But that bloody Tin Kau Ko who made Wong mad." "I gotta teach Wong mahjong to stimulate his brain nerves and help him to get well." "Then I teach him my techniques of winning games." "I got 10 tricks." "In next month's Asia Mahjong Competition he'll win that bloody Ko and take revenge on him." "The prize money is 30 million." "So..." "I got to make Wong the King of Mahjong." "Why have you prolonged the pronunciation?" "That made me answer the urgent call of nature." "Look." "He's listening to the sound of mahjong." "True." "That means my hypothesis's correct." "Well..." "I try to stimulate you." "Cast the dice." "Cast the dice." "Nine." "I do it on my own." "Draw a tile." "I draw them for you." "Skip a tile." "Let him do it on his own." " He knows how to skip a tile." " Yes!" "Your turn." "What's the matter?" "14 tiles." "All're Dreen Dragon." "What's wrong with 14 Green Dragon?" "My head... it's painful." "Acute pain..." "Tell me what's wrong with them?" "Then you'll be fine." "'Cos... there're only 4 Green Dragon." "Next set." "What's wrong?" "It isn't a normal serial." "What's a normal one?" "There should be 3 same tiles with a pair of eyes." "Next." "How many tiles are you waiting to win?" "How about 8 Characters?" "I'll count down." "Tell me or you'll lose." "Three, two, one... 7 tiles. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 Characters." "Can't win with 8 Characters." "Self-made." "Purity and triple hot." "Pay me." "Self-made." "Sure win." "I feel sick." "Take some tablets first." "Excuse me." "Take a break." "Your technique's improved, boss." "It's said I could discard 21 tiles at the same time." "Actually it's 22 tiles." "How can they beat me?" "You surly are the King of Mahjong." "There're 64 competitors." "10're better. 9 of them're my people." "Except Phoenix Girl." "So..." "I can assign the who'll win the game." "How about Phoenix Girl?" "How can she win without my help?" "Tin Kau Ko, stupid Wong." "Ko..." "Stupid Wong why're you here?" "Play mahjong." "Do you have money?" "Yeah." "So much." "A seat left." "I let you play." "Good." "Excuse me." "Why do you laugh?" "I know you got these tiles." "Hey... and these tiles..." "But I do want them." "9 Dots." "Win." "What serial?" "8 pairs with an extra." "You pretended foolish and fool me?" "You lost to me, so you make a scene." "You surly want more punishment." "Ko." "He pretended foolish and cheated at the game." "If he did..." "I could find it immediately." "I ensure he didn't cheat at the game." "He just has an excellent memory." "You protect that foolish bloke." "Give you face this time." "Go." "You haven't paid me." "Don't worry." "I'll take money from his account to pay you." "OK." "You're here, Wong." " You frightened us." " We've been looking for you." "I won some money." "Fei." "Phoenix Girl?" "This club is run by me." "Let me introduce." "Robert, my man." "My classmate." "Long time no see." "What a coincidence." "He usually comes here." "He's my apprentice." "I know his story." "Tin Kau Ko usually plays tyrant." "He even tries to fix the race of Mahjong Competition." "He's really a bastard." "Will you participate in the competition?" "I swore that I never participate in the competitions again." "Wong's learned a lot from me." "Together with you, no problem this time." "My technique's pretty good." "You... too slow." "The competition's coming." "I'd like to share my experience with you." "Fine." "When people got a poor serial they'll blow the tiles' stack." "Actually the tiles're like women." "If you treat them unwell, they don't teat you well." "If you treat them kindly, they treat you like a lover." "The more fiercely you scold them the poorer your luck." "You'll draw a tile that you've just discarded." "The tiles make you ill-fated." "So you got to fall in love with the tiles." "Then you'll be smoother." "You mean I have to date the tiles?" "Yes." "How to date them?" "Honey Red, Baby Green, Piggy White." "What do you feel?" "Is it comfortable?" "What's it?" "7 Dots... what do you want?" "You feel the skin's rough?" "Poor seven dots." "Never mind." "Do a facial mask." "The skin'll be smooth." "Who?" "2 Characters... it wasn't me who throw you on the floor." "Don't get angry." "Of course, I love you." "You're the dearest one." "Give you a kiss." "Let's sleep together." "Pretty good." "Ah Wong, I'll teach you the truth of playing Mahjong." "And I've invited two classmates to train you." "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Tai Hau Kau." "He won 1,000 times for double hot." "He's made a record of playing 6,000 consecutive rounds." "He can hide 16 tiles in the mouth." "Give me a Red Dragon." "How can he know it's a Red Dragon?" "I recognize the tile by my tongue." "Give you 3 flower tiles, OK?" "Cool." "One more cool bloke." "Balloon Lin." "A bloke or a gal?" "A bloke." "But he has a big breast." "He can hide 3 tiles between breasts." "The tiles never fall down." "He hasn't stopped shaking the breasts." "Aren't you bushed?" "Have you heard those actresses of blue films feel bushed?" "No." "That's it." "I invite these 2 virtuosi just to teach you the essence of our school." "I'll teach you the rules of winning games." "If you memories these 10 rules of winning games you'll never lose a game." "10 rules of winning games?" "1st rule:" "Never give foes a tile." "You bastard." "What a waste." "Never give foes a tile." "It's great." "2nd:" "Pong randomly when you're not in luck." "I nearly win." "Who're out of luck?" "Me?" "Pong." "Pong." "Pong." "Pong." "No more, right?" "Win. 3 folds." " I see" "My 8 pairs with an extra... 3rd rule:" "Change 3 tiles during unfavourable conditions." "If people stack the tiles in an order favourable to them move 3 tiles to re-order it." "Move 3 tiles..." "Move..." "The 4th rule:" "Fill the gap to make a serial." "People won't discard a tile that nobody wants." "So make a gap of such kind of tiles." "3 tiles of 1 Character;" "3 of 2 Characters; 3 of 3 Characters." "2 characters?" "It'd be OK." "Win." "So tricky." "The 6th rule:" "Virtue matters." "Be humble whenever you win." "You win a person, not tiles." "You lose your life, not tiles." "Please go on." "Gotta give the place to the weak winner." "Got it." "If I'm in luck, self-making's OK." "If out of luck, gotta give the way to the weak winner." "The last rule..." "Win with a poor serial and lose with a poor personality." "I'll never forget your teaching." "Hello..." "Welcome to the Mahjong Competition 2005." "Here comes Mahjong virtuosi." "Like King of Mahjong, Tin Kau Ko..." "Queen of Mahjong, Phoenix Girl..." "And a rising novice, Wong." "Wong." "And one more..." "So-called expert," "Chi Mo Sa." "It's Chi Mo Sai." "OK..." "With these 2 strong men... 'll..." "I'll kick those who act against the rule of competition." "OK?" "Offence like cheating, speaking foul language, making a scene luring gals are prohibited." "The most important:" "Pay the winner." "First stage: 1 winner from each table." "16 winners in total." "Next stage:" "Cantonese Mahjong for the 1st round." "Taiwan Mahjong for the 2nd round." "1 winner from each table." "4 winners in total." "These winners can enter the final stage." "And win the championship." "Wow." "Self-made for 8 times." "I surly win." "Go home to see your mum." " 1 Dot. - 1 Dot." " 3 Characters. - 3 Characters." " 7 Bamboos. - 7 Bamboos." " 5 Dots. - 5 Dots." " 1 Character. - 1 Character." "Bitch." "I got 4 White Dragon." "How can you stop me winning you?" " White Dragon." " Win." "Excuse me." "The 13 unios." "You're cool." "My nickname's Copier." "Nobody can win if I don't let him win." "I made the lower lose for 130 rounds." "My name's..." "Teresa Chu." "Teresa Cheung?" "TERESA CHU!" "The rules do work." "3 Characters." "Need it?" "She doesn't want it." "You're playing Mahjong or flattering gals?" "You gave her many chances." "None of your business, bitch." "You wanna fight with me?" "So what?" "Damnit." "Yellow card." "Red card if you speak foul language again." "That's it." "I don't need to speak foul language." "Listen." "Your wicked 3 Dots..." "You look like 9 Dots and the arse's like 1 Dot." "The figure's like White Dragon, the tongue Red Dragon." "Beware of the 8 Dots." "What's the matter?" "Red card." "Out." "For what?" "I didn't speak foul language." "Get him out." "Get up." "I've told you not to participate in the competition." "But I didn't speak foul language." "The winner of the 1st round are:" "Wong." "I haven't won for 15 rounds." "Will you be rude again?" "And Dragon, from Tin Kau Group." "Tin Kau Ko." "And Phoenix Girl." "The opposite nearly wins." "Let me give you a break." "1 Bamboo." "9 Bamboos." "Pong." "3 Characters." "Pong." "Win." "Got White Dragon." "Wait a minute." "Move 3 tiles." "Why do you stack it in this way?" "So what?" "He's playing with 22 tiles." "22 tiles?" "Normally people draw a tile and discard one." "He draws 6 tiles and discard them all once." "Nobody knows." "How can Wong win him?" "Never mind." "There're surveillance cameras." "He dares not." "He discards 2 only." "But it isn't favourable to Wong." "Wong'll do his best." "...we can see the result." "Except Wong's competition." "It's a keen competition." "Wong's Lower is the Olympic champion..." "Guo Jingjing." "And she'll be the winner if she wins this round." "She leads Wong by 5 folds." "Mahjong." "Fill the gap to make a serial" "Yes..." "Yeah..." "Ko." "That stupid Wong enters the final." "Never mind." "Dragon and I enter the final." "Don't worry. 2 to 2." "We surly win?" "All people expect Wong to win." "They don't think we three'll win." "That's the point." "We'll get big money if he loses to me." "I've taken all the bets on Wong winning the championship." "Is he really great?" "I'll make him disappear tomorrow." "Mum." "Remember not to call me mum again." "You did?" "I've been to those places Sai often goes." "But didn't see him." "Even he patronised the whores, he should have been back." "Look." "Chi Mo Sai." "You see." "If you wanna save him chop your left hand off." "And put it into the bin at the corner of the street." "If you don't do that..." "You'll receive his stiff." "What should we do?" "He wants to stop me participating the Mahjong Competition." "I can find out the hideaway." "How?" "I've seen the plate." "I've seen the plate." "The number's KC2051." "Really?" "Let's call the staff of taxi radio station." "Ask about the owner and the garage they patronised." " We'll know where the hideaway is." " Yes!" "Act now." "I surly beat them up once I get them." "You can beat me, kick me or step me." "It doesn't matter." "Why have you kept me awake?" "I'm bushed." "Want a doss." "Bin Saden invented an punishment." "Very cruel." "No doss, low pose." "What low pose?" "Lie on tummy first." "No." "Shout "no"." "I've seen the telly ad." "Nobody helps you even you shout." "Actually I'm quite handsome." "People call me Master Leon." "You do look like Leon?" "Master Leon" "Jesus... do send me aid." " Release Sai." " Release Sai." "I'm here." "Let him go." "Let him go." "You know the hideaway." "Pretty good." "But you still gotta give me your left hand." "Well..." "Let's have a talk." "Mum..." "Yeah..." "Give way to me." "Yes." "Beat her up too." "It's OK, OK..." "Bastard..." "Scram?" "Gal you're exposed." "Don't..." "Kick me twice and get it done." "Don't touch my face." "Why do you nark me?" "If you didn't say you're handsome..." "I don't wanna beat you up." "Bastard, I hate Leon Lai." "Why do you nark me?" "Are you OK?" "You think?" "OK!" "Go!" "Still can't go?" "My legs are palsied." "I take you..." "Too slow." "Where?" "At the back!" "Left or right?" "In the middle!" "Just where?" "It's asshole!" "So send Mo Sai to hospital?" "Not Mo Sai!" "It's Chi Mo Sai!" "Ah Wong, are you OK?" "It's OK!" "OK!" "Dorlina." "Before I die, I confess." "You need not do this." "If I can't tell you, I can't die." "Before you get up every day," "I steal $1,000 from your wallet..." "Oh, that's why my money is usually gone." "$10,000 in total..." "It's fine!" "Fine!" "Fine..." "No, I use it for... massage!" "Never mind!" "Never..." "Stop!" "Massage?" "Bastard!" "MC, it's time now," "Ah Wong is quit." "We three start to play." "Objection!" "Three isn't a real Mahjong." "If I win, I still can't be King of Mahjong." "I think we should wait." "How long?" "Wait till dead?" "Yellow card!" "Don't get angry!" "OK!" "3 more minutes, then we start!" "I don't know!" "Oh yes, my watch is out of order." "It's 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3..." "Stop!" "MC, we gotta sue him." "Tin Kau Ko caught Chi Mo Sai and stopped Ah Wong from coming!" "Any evidence?" "Wanna be sued for defamation?" "As you come, let's play!" "Ah Wong, what's wrong?" "I got hit in the garage." "I'm feeling a bit dizzy!" "Don't scare me." "Don't cheat me!" "Don't cheat so much, come on." "Or you want to quit?" "Just do it!" "Go!" "Go!" "Everybody, we've 3 rounds." "Round 1, Cantonese Mahjong." "Round 2, Unseen Mahjong." "That's all the tiles facing down, just by touching." "Round 3, Taiwan Mahjong." "That's it, good luck!" "Brother, you're my lower, lower than me!" "Ha..." "Ah Wong, are you OK?" "OK!" "OK..." "Round 1:" "Cantonese Mahjong" "Self-made!" "Purity!" "Self-made!" "Semipure!" "Haha!" "I'm lucky, Self-made!" "Beauty, you've killed me so much, but I'm so lucky!" "He throws 6 Characters without thinking." "That means 3 or 6 are of no use." "He's ponged 1, 7, 8." "So 9 is useless too." "Therefore, he wants 2, 4 or 5 Characters!" "Does Phoenix Girl change?" "She's really changing!" "Oh!" "I'm sorry, my next tile is 5 Characters!" "Oh, just show you all!" "OK!" "If he wants 5 Characters, he'll self-make later!" "Phoenix Girl abandoned 7, 8 and 8 Bamboos." "Must wait for 6 Bamboos now." "Gotta give the place to the weak winner. 6 Bamboos!" "Win!" "You're quite good at these skills." "You... are..." "Oh!" "Ah Wong's still sick." "Round 2:" "Unseen Mahjong" "It's the last round of Unseen Mahjong." "Tin Kau Ko is leading!" "And the trend will go on!" "Tin Kau Ko is so secure." "If I don't make him lose," "Beauty, your smile is of no use." "You're my upper." "I can't help you!" "You can't but I can!" "What?" "Hey, don't say this." "Purity, how can I make?" "Wah!" "Purity!" "Cool!" "What's this?" "10 Characters?" "Tin Kau Ko, what tile is it?" "Troubling me?" "It's very expensive." "MC, something wrong!" "No problem, is it?" "8, 9, and 10 Characters..." "Of course not!" "It's false win!" "Give a serious warning!" "No..." "So... false win!" "It's great!" "Not yet finished." "We still have Taiwan Mahjong." "Round 3:" "Taiwan Mahjong" "It's the last event in Taiwan Mahjong." "Tin Kau Ko has made 4 folds." "Dragon and Phoenix Girl have made 3 folds each!" "The last dealer is Tin Kau Ko." "If Ah Wong can't win... he must lose!" "So... ugly, what can I do?" "Brother," "If I win, you can go home then!" "Not yet finished." "North." "Pong!" "You must love the tiles." "Then you'll get what you want." "So you want me to love the tiles." "Honey Red, Baby Green," "Piggy White, where're you?" "I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you." "Come back quickly..." "Disgusting!" "Can you stop?" "No rules stop me from singing..." "Oh, my love, my Red Dragon," "You come back quickly, Green Dragon and White Dragon..." "Oh, you're really back, Honey." "You psycho." "East." "Pong!" "See whether you've Red Dragon?" "Pong!" "Green Dragon, you don't love me?" "If you love me, come back please!" "I'm always waiting for you!" "Bastard..." "South." "Pong!" "And Green Dragon too." "Oh!" "You've come late!" "Never mind." "Better than nothing." "White Dragon, come quickly together." "South." "Green Dragon." "Pong!" "What?" "He can call them back?" "It's the whole family!" "Then Sister 7 Dots now..." "I've never touched such a delicate 7 Dots, just like OK2." "It's different." "2 Bamboos!" "Hey?" "Lower killed upper?" "So happy?" "Lose with a poor personality..." "Ah!" "It's wrong!" "Ah!" "It's finished!" "I love 2 Characters more." "I should win with it." "Never mind, I can call him back." "2 Characters, I beg you come back, 2 Characters... 2 Characters." "7 Dots... where're you?" "7 Dots?" "I've 3 tiles!" "8 Bamboos!" "Oh no!" "Still coming?" "7 Characters. 7 Characters." "Ha... 2 Characters, you're really back." "I love you forever." "What have you drawn?" "You look pale." "Maybe 2 Characters?" "3 Characters." "I thought it must be 2 Characters!" "3 Characters is OK." "What?" "3 Characters, win!" "You..." "I said 2 Characters and you believe me?" "How can you be King of Mahjong?" "Silly!" "Ugly tiles may not lose, if you don't give up." "You can finally win!" "You've got all my bets!" "Aren't you mad?" "You're mad!" "I cheat you!" "Bastard!" "What?" "Again?" "Hello everybody," "The champion today is..." "Ah Wong!" "Everybody, thank you very much, but..." "I won't gamble forever." "I won't gamble forever." "Gambling can never be a career." "I won't get the name "King of Mahjong"!"