"I can hear" "Church bells tolling" "I can hear" "Saints a-singing" "I can see" "See hearse wheels rollin'" "Somebody's leavin'" "The world of toil and strife" "I realize..." "that surely and eventually" "We're gonna leave" "This old world behind, yes, we are" "That's why I'm makin'" "Oh, yes, I am, making preparations" "He-e-e-ey-- to meet the Lord" "To meet" "He-e-e-ey" "The Lord" "A woman came up to me one day..." "Thanks, Darrin." "You're welcome." "She said I'm not ready..." "I'm not ready to give up my wicked ways..." "You want to be my girlfriend?" "Sorry, but I want to marry Michael Jackson." "Darrin, Lilly, get in there and sit down." "...he gives me a hard time" "Yeah, yeah" "I told that woman" "I told that woman how could you hold out any longer" "When you see that Jesus..." "Jesus, he loves you so?" "Then I heard her say, I'm gettin' ready" "Yeah, gettin' ready" "I'm gettin' ready to meet the Lord" "To meet" "Oh, yes, I am" "The Lord" "Gonna holler and testify" "I'm gettin' ready" "Gettin' ready" "Gettin' ready" "Gettin' ready" "Oh, yes, I am" "Gettin' ready" "Yes, I am" "Gettin' ready" "Oh, yeah, I'm gettin' ready" "Gettin' ready" "Every day of my life" "Gettin' ready" "I'm gettin' ready" "Gettin' ready" "Oh, yes, I am." "Gettin' ready" "I'm packin' up now" "Gettin' ready" "I'm gettin' ready" "Gettin' ready" "Are you ready?" "Gettin' ready" "Are you ready?" "Gettin' ready" "Are you gettin' ready?" "Gettin' ready" "I'm gettin' ready" "Gettin' ready" "I'm gettin' ready" "Gettin' ready" "Oh, yes, I am" "To meet the Lord" "To meet" "Yeah" "Yeah, yeah" "The Lord" "To meet the Lord." "Oh, I'm looking for that stone" "That stone, that" "Flew down the mountain" "I'm looking for that stone that came..." "Oh, alleluia" "I'm looking for that stone, yes, I am" "Flew down the mountain" "And it's coming all the way down" "Yes, it is" "Coming down" "Coming down... to the demon town, yeah, girl" "We're near it, the 21st Century" "Oh, yeah, and the Lord could come at any time" "At any time" " In a second" "A second" " In a moment" "A moment" "In a twinkle of an eye" "Eye" "Going to my home up, up in the sky" "Oh, I'm looking for that stone, yes, I am" "Hewn off the mountain" "I'm looking for that stone" "Rolling down to earth" "I've got to find my stone, yes, I have" "Hewn off the mountain" "And it's coming down" "Down" "All the way down" "All the way down" "All the way down" "To redeem a dying world" "Oh, that stone" "Oh, that stone, oh, that stone" "I love that stone, yes, sir" "That Jesus called a stone" "That healed the stone" "Rejected that stone" "That stone" "That stone" "I love that stone, yeah, I love that stone" "Well...#" " I love that stone" "I found that stone that was..." "Hewn off the mountain" "I found that stone, yes, I did" "Rolling down the mountain" "Said I love my stone" "Whoa!" "Hewn off the mountain" "And it's coming all the way down" "All the way down" "Coming all down" "To redeem a dying world" "To redeem..." "Yes, it is ...a dying world" "A dying world." "World!" "Bless you." "Oh, my goodness, there she goes again." "Wouldn't be a normal Sunday if Faye didn't get slain in the spirit." "Uh-huh." "Oh, Maryann." "Pastor." "This boy is growing like a weed." "You must be feeding him fertilizer." "And his teachers say he's the smartest in his class." "There she is." "Hold her, Reverend." "The nerve." "Standing in the house of God and all the while singing the devil's music." "Paulina, what's this all about?" "I found this down at Robinson's store." "It's Maryann, singing that RB sex music." "Oh." "Oh, uh, uh, uh, Maryann." "Maryann!" "What you got to say about all this?" "I finally got my chance to become a singer." "I didn't think anything was wrong." "Reverend, the church bylaws clearly state that no member shall partake of fornication," "Amen." "Gambling." "Amen." "And drinking, which is all going on down at that juke joint where she sings." "Just take a look at this." ""Do it to me again."" "My, my, my, my, my." "Now, we all know what "it" means." "Paulina." "I'm surprised you'd even remember what "it" is." "and besides, what were you doing down at the record store looking through "the devil's music"?" "I got the Lord on my side with this one." "Paulina, you need to hush." "Tell her, honey." "Because this girl ain't doing nothing to hurt nobody." "Amen, sister Sally." "Need I remind you of the church motto?" "Tell her, sister!" ""Beware of brief delight and lasting shame."" "That must be them kids on that organ again." "I'm-I'm gonna go." "Stop stalling, Paul." "You know the church rules." "You're supposed to handle this." "Paulina," "I'm the pastor here." "Leave it to me, please?" "You do your job, boy, or I'm going to go and get Mama." "Now, you know you're supposed to call me "reverend" around here." "I'm going to handle this my way, okay?" "Now, Maryann." "It's like this." "It's like she says." "You stop singing that secular music, or you're going to have to leave the choir." "I'm sorry." "It's your pick." "Make up your mind, child." "Think about what you're doing, sister." "Wave good-bye to Aunt Sally." "Darrin, here's that market research you wanted, and I know you're real busy, but there's something you should know." "Yes..." "I'm going to blow them away." "I'm a player." "I'm in the zone." "Corner office, huge window." "Take care of these credit card bills for me." "All right." "Use this one to pay off this one, okay?" "Okay." "And, uh, do a balance transfer from-- oh, excuse me-- from here to here for that one, all right, and cover this one with that one." "So, what were you trying to say earlier?" "There's a private investigator over there looking for you." "Why?" "Who's trying to find me?" "I'm double checking-- is Darrin Hill around?" "What did he say?" "Did you tell him anything?" "Does he know what I look like?" "No." "Chill." "I told him you're not in," "so he's leaving a message." "Uh, tell him I'm out of town." "I did." "Good." "Time to climb the corporate ladder." "By our projections, this plan will increase the market shares of Lincoln  Gerald Liquors by a whopping eight percent in as little as two years." "We were hoping to see faster growth." "We can give them double digit growth." "As I said, it is the company position that eight percent growth should be the goal." "Now..." "If there's a different opinion that'll lead to better growth, we want to hear it." "Now let me ask you which demographic consumes the most malt liquor?" "Go ahead, you can say it." "Black people." "There you go." "Very good." "However, I noticed in your company report that you don't have a malt liquor division." "I noticed that, too." "I propose a new ad campaign for a malt liquor division that maximizes exposure in the African-American market." "Place positive images of your product in areas where black people live." "By tapping into the buying power of this consumer base, you'll pass single-digit growth faster than a pro athlete can get his criminal charges dropped." "That, my friends, is not thinking outside the box." "That's realizing there is no box." "Now, those are the kind of ideas we hired this company for." "Where have you been hiding this one, Fairchild?" "He's one of our junior executives." "This man needs to be on the team." "I mean, he was a junior executive... before today." "Congratulations." "You've just been promoted." "Thank you, sir." "Where'd you learn that kind of thinking?" "Yale." "Oh, I'm a Princeton man myself, but I see we let one get away." "Okay, well, we better leave and let them get started on this interesting idea." "Well, I guess I'll be giving you a corner office with a view." "Thank you, sir." "Cigar?" "Well, this is France's finest." "I first encountered it growing up in Monte Carlo." "Please, you're a New York boy if I ever saw one." "No, I lived there until I was 1 7." "Wow, I have never met a brother who grew up in Europe before." "Actually, I was born in South America." "Where?" "Home Video." "That's in Peru, right?" "Venezuela." "My father was in oil." "You sound so American." "Well, I went to prep school here... at Andover." "Money was no object." "Cool." "Mr." "Hill," "I'm afraid your credit card has been declined." "R-Right, that was, uh, not activated yet." "Okay." "Uh... try this one." "Darrin, Mr. Fairchild wants to see you first thing in the morning." "Great." "Great, great, great." "As you can see, there is nothing in my refrigerator but water, water and wine." "This is the dining room." "We don't spend a lot of time in here so it looks very nice and well-set." "Like this chandelier-- it's not just a normal chandelier." "It's just kind of funky and fun." "You wanted to see me, sir?" "Darrin." "What I have to say is very difficult." "We have a, uh... situation." "A situation that involves deception, a lack of candor, and an unbridled passion to get what one wants at any cost." "I think you know what I'm referring to." "Of course, sir, company policy." "No, no, no... well, yes, of course it is, but in this case it's something more personal." "Darrin, you're fired." "Fired?" "But why?" "A representative of Lincoln  Gerald has an annoying habit of checking up on things." "It seems that you were thrown out of Yale when it was discovered you faked your high school diploma from Andover." "How long did you think it would take before your deception caught up with you?" "But, sir, I've been doing such good work." "Mr. Hill, we cannot be represented by people who tell lies." "We're in advertising." "You obtained this job under false pretenses, and now you've caused the firm great embarrassment in front of important clients." "I'm sorry." "I have to let you go." "You're good, you're smart, but you broke the Eleventh Commandment" ""Thou shalt not get caught."" "Now..." "Sir, please, you're making a big mistake." "I'm here for you." "I'm smart, I'm ambitious..." "Have your things out of here in half an hour." "I'm disappointed in you." "I expected more from a congressman's son." "Darrin Hill?" "Yes." "You've been a tough one to track down, Mr. Hill." "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is for you." "What is it?" "A subpoena?" "Summons?" "Ploy to distract me while you repo my stuff?" "Sure, those are fun, but no." "Oh, my Aunt Sally died." ""We request your presence at the funeral and reading of the will."" "Oh..." "The funeral is tomorrow." "Maybe you should ask your boss for some time off." "You know you just cut a brother, right?" "Oh." "Hurts when you do that, man." "Sorry." "Come on, baby." "Make me happy." "Cash advance." "Be a winner." "Be a winner." "Whoo-hoo!" "Thank you, Bank of Piscataway." "Heaven only knows" "How much I love you, baby" "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh" "Heaven's in your eyes..." "Baby, please" "Please don't take your love from me" "I am yours forevermore" "Till eternity" "Silently" "Listen to the words I say" "Now I'm not talking just for play" "Listen to me, please..." "I told you kids ain't got no business playing a man's game." "Funny, that's the same thing someone told me... oh... two hours ago." "Don't you know" "Don't you know, don't you know" "Love is all I need" "'Cause I love you and I need you" "Yes, I want you, gotta have you" "Ooh, yeah, yeah." "Spent my whole life" "On the way to someplace else" "Thinking right around the bend" "I might find myself" "But the search goes on" "I won't quit till I get home." "Hi." "Hi." "Can I get something to eat around here?" "Reed?" "Coming right up." "Better make that to go." "I need a taxi." "Reed's only got two hands." "Wait until he fixes your dinner." "Right." "No signal." "Wait, wait, wait." "Oh!" "You must be Darrin." "Damn, word, get low." "What's up?" "Darrin, I'm Lucius, man," "I'm your welcome committee." "Oh, well, how'd you know I was here?" "Man, word travels fast, and Aunt Sally always bragged she had a successful nephew from New York." "Let me get your stuff, man." "Really?" "Come on." "Oh." "Monte Carlo didn't change, man." "It used to be a one-horse town." "What, did the horse die?" "No, see, see, now you'll see, you'll see, you'll see." "We got everything to offer that a big city does." "Oh." "I'm happy to have another player in town, man." "I've got tired of holding this down solo." "Hey, man, reach over there and pull this handle from the inside." "It only open from the inside." "Okay." "Appreciate that." "Sure." "So you came by train." "That's cool." "I was trying to meet the bus." "Going to the Canaan Inn." "Okay, that-that Canaan Inn, that's straight down this road about five minutes." "Oh." "Whoa." "Your door won't open, and mine won't stay shut." "But it opens." "Oh." "Yes, it opens." "The next hour of programming is brought to you by Mitchell's Funeral Home, where the caskets are so nice, you'll wish you were dead." "Now for the news." "Like to give a shout out to Darrin Hill, in town for Sally's funeral." "Welcome home, little Darrin." "That's news?" "I'll be right back with traffic." "There is no traffic." "There is no traffic." "This is easy." "I could do this job." "Oh, I wonder what the temperature is." "The temperature is 85." "Thanks." "Boy, you done got up there in New York and got soft, and this ain't nothing compared to July and August." "That's when you can take an egg and just fry it on the sidewalk." "Well, you can keep that." "After the funeral, I'm going straight back to New York City, where we don't have eggs frying on the sidewalk." "Why?" "Because it's cold?" "No, because it's civilization." "There's too much urine on the sidewalk." "See, boy, see, you don't know what you're missing." "Now I'm telling you, now the hotter it get down here, the less and less the honeys start wearing." "You know, they got to let that booty bo got to let that booty breathe." "Now I'm telling you," "I know you got all your" "Naomo Campbos and your Holle Berrys, and your Teary-Eyed Banks, all them models and junk up there, but for the booty, you got to come down south." "We booty experts." "Booty-ologists." "Booty is in the eye of the beholder." "No, booty gonna be in my hand." "Check it out now, you see, now your Louisiana booty, it gets its renowned buoyancy from its heavy seafood diet, while your Alabama booty, it's characterized by its density." "You're talking about a quarter-bouncing ping." "And as for your Mississippi booty, it's been an ongoing debate, but consensus say that the Indian-genetic contribution gives us its beautiful tone." "And as for your Georgia booty, it's been known for ages that the Georgia sun bakes and seals all the booty juices into a slow roast." "I see I'm dealing with a connoisseur." "Oh yeah, for sure." "A booty connoisseur." "Oh." "Who's that?" "Lilly." "Please, hurry up." "That's Lilly." "Forget all of that booty stuff." "She's in a spectrum of fine as the energy is so potent, she got a class-action suit against her right now for reckless endangerment, man." "Sounds like a special kind of woman." "Well, holler at me later on tonight." "I'll hook you up with her." "This is where you're staying." "I thought they were putting me up in a hotel." "This looks like a house." "It's a boarding house." "It's the only place that has room." "The prison officer's convention is in town." "Hey, Jimmy B." "Hey, what up, Smooth L?" "His grandmother owns the place." "You Darrin?" "Yes." "You're late." "Yo, come on, everybody is already at the funeral." "Um... uh..." "Get in." "Mama catch me put a whuppin' to my backside" "And even as a crack fiend..." "Hey, man, now, come on, look." "That's inappropriate music for this occasion." "Show some respect." "This man's auntie is about to be maggot food." "At any moment, the funeral is beginning of Sally Walker." "Let us have a moment of silence to pay our respect." "Uh, uh, sorry 'bout that." "I guess I was celebrating her life a little late, uh, into the night." "Oh, Simon." "Sarah, how are y'all doing today?" "This is Aunt Sally's nephew, Darrin." "Nice to meet you." "Sorry about your aunt." "Oh, yes, we all loved Miss Sally." "Why, she was little Nicholas' godmother." "Hey, little man." "You know I'm your daddy, right?" "Don't hate the player, hate the game." "I'm in the friggin' twilight zone." "Wake up." "Wake up." "Oh, Sally!" "Why'd it have to be her?" "Oh, Lord, oh, Lord." "Good Lord, Faye!" "Couldn't you find someplace else to be slain in the spirit?" "Grandma, get up." "She's your grandma?" "Yeah." "Oh, Lord, oh, Lord." "They've got a lot of nerve showing their faces in the House of God." "I'm glad my dear departed husband James isn't here to witness this abomination." "You can't keep people from a funeral, Paulina." "Besides, they all love Sally." "They're a bunch of heathens." "I don't even know why she cared." "Move down." "Brothers and sisters, we are gathered here today to pay tribute to a great woman..." "Yeah!" "...Sally Walker." "And we will now be blessed with a selection from the choir and their lead singer," "Reverend Shirley Caesar." "Oh..." "I got a signal." "It's a miracle." "Son, if that ain't Jesus calling, shut it off." "Sorry." "Go on." "I, uh..." "I... cell phone's been out of range." "Has Mr. Fairchild changed his mind?" "I..." "What?" "!" "They've already started repossessing your stuff." "Not my TV!" "Nothing can replace Aunt Sally!" "Not my TV, not my Bose home theater system..." "Yeah, let it out, son, let it out." "Mm, yeah." "Mm." "Keep stalling the creditors, I'll call you back." "It's all right." "Gonna be all right, man." "The church is in mourning" "Mourning" "Glory to God" "The church is in mourning" "Mourning" "Oh, yes, oh, yeah, yeah, oh" "The church is in" "Mourning" "Mourning" "Good God almighty" "Another soldier" "A true born soldier" "Has gone..." "Gone home" "Hallelujah!" "Well, we're here today" "For the home-going" "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!" "And the celebration of a wonderful woman" "Aunt Sally" "Everybody loved Aunt Sally" "She took the young people" "And carried them under her wings" "And she cared for the elderly" "I just want to say, listen" "We might not have this chance" "Sleep on, Aunt Sally" "Sleep on, Aunt Sally" "And take your rest" "We loved you, Aunt Sally" "But God loves you best lf you see my mother there" "Tell my mama I'm on my way" "I'm on my way" "Our hearts are in mourning" "Mourning" "Glory to God" "Yes, to lift our hearts in mourning" "Mourning" "Good God almighty" "Good God almighty" "Yes, to lift our hearts in mourning" "Soldier" "Another soldier" "A true born soldier" "A Holy Ghost soldier" "A heaven-bound soldier" "Has..." "Gone" "Gone, gone" "Gone" "Gone on home" "Gone home" "Hallelujah!" "Hallelujah!" "Hallelujah!" "Hallelujah!" "Hallelujah!" "Hallelujah!" "Hallelujah!" "Yeah..." "Hallelujah!" "Oh, oh, yeah, yeah..." "Let the church say amen." "Amen!" "Let the church say amen." "Amen!" "Yes, Lord..." "Amen." "Yes, Lord!" "Yes, yes, yes." "Well, well, well." "At this time, we'd like to give some of Sally's family and loved ones an opportunity to come up here and say how much she meant to them." "And it's only fitting to start with the person that came the farthest way to be here." "That's her great-nephew, Darrin." "All right, Darrin, all right." "Oh, yeah, brother Darrin." "Yes, my brother." "Come on." "Oh, yeah." "Amen." "Hi." "Many of you don't remember me." "The one that had the phone." "Yeah." "But before that," "I was Aunt Sally's favorite nephew." "Hmm!" "I thought we'd see forever, but forever's gone away." "And it's so hard to say good-bye to yesterday." "Boyz II Men." "I got one amen." "can I get another?" "Amen." "My mom passed away a few years ago in a hit-and-run accident when I was still a teenager, and it's the talks I had with her" "I cherish more than anything." "I remember her telling me... that it was Aunt Sally who took us in when I was just a baby, after my father died in Vietnam." "I'll always love her for that." "Your mama dead, too?" "He just said it." "Young man," "I'm so glad that you came for your aunt's funeral." "Yeah." "She was always telling us how well you were doing up in New York." "With your important job." "What was it?" "What was what?" "Your job." "It's funny, she never mentioned what it was." "Boy, I haven't seen you since you were knee-high to a grasshopper." "Reverend, um, have you seen this very pretty lady" "I think her name is Lilly?" "She ain't no lady." "Oh, now, Mother Cooley." "All sinners are welcome in the house of the Lord." "Sinner?" "She's a sinner?" "What kind of sinner?" "Unrepentant." "Really." "Well, Darrin, I just come to offer you my condolences and to just let you know that to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord." "You got to understand that she's in a far better place, okay?" "Yes, ma'am." "You know, I got to tell you, you and that choir-- boy, you're pretty good." "Pretty good?" "Huh." "And to my neighbor and best friend, Faye," "I leave all my favorite recipes." "Thank you, Sally." "Now, Faye, depending on what I die from, you might want to divide the Crisco measurements by half." "Don't change that Chicken Supreme." "And to Paulina Pritchett," "I leave my collection of church hats that she always complimented me on." "She should really enjoy wearing them, unless, of course, she was lying to me all those years but criticizing my taste behind my back." "I'll wear them every Sunday." "And now, for my only surviving relative, my great-nephew, Darrin." "To Darrin, I leave the box containing the letters his mother sent me after they left Monte Carlo." "I also pass on to him the charge of returning to Monte Carlo to continue the family tradition of... directing the Beulah Baptist Church Choir." "No!" "No." "l-It's her dying wish." "I was next in line to get the choir." "I been waiting years for Sally to die." "God rest her soul." "Listen, lady, you can have it." "I'm not staying, let alone leading some small-town choir." "Good." "O-On the condition that Darrin gets the choir accepted into the annual Gospel Explosion in Columbus, and performs there, I also leave him my entire stock in Georgia Telecom, currently worth $150,000." "I was just kidding about that small-town stuff." "And the church bus." "How much that worth?" "No way!" "Mm-mmm!" "I don't care what Sally's dying wish was." "We all know she was losing it these last few years." "Besides, Paul, it's your church, and you have final say over who leads the choir." "It's in the bylaws." "Well, I guess that would seem kind of odd to have someone with no musical experience leading the choir." "No, no, I have plenty of musical experience." "Now, you all don't know this, and I didn't tell anyone, but, um..." "I'm a music producer." "Oh." "Yeah, that's what I do for a living." "Ooh, looks like Sally might have been onto something." "W-W-W-What kind of producing have you done?" "Well, I've worked with, uh..." "P. Diddy." "Dre, Dark Child-- all of them." "Who that?" "That's the gangsta stuff that's polluting my grandson's mind." "I was the one that put an end to that whole East Coast versus West Coast thing." "Yeah, I just sat them all down and made them watch Roots." "I think I read about that." "So, what is this Gospel Explosion?" "Oh, it's the annual event where choirs from all over the southeast come to Columbus, Georgia, to compete for the best gospel performance and a $10,000 cash prize." "Yeah, a prize that could pay for some much-needed church repairs if a certain musical producer would bring it home, yes?" "Paul Lewis, have you lost your natural mind?" "I wish Mama was alive to see how you turn on family like this." "Sally was as close to family as anybody can get, and I intend on honoring her dying wish." "Now, Darrin, the choir is yours." "You have six weeks until the Gospel Explosion." "Whatever you need, we're at your disposal." "But you're going to have to talk to the church treasurer about logistics." "Let me guess." "You're the treasurer." "Yes." "Everything you need is at my disposal." "Great." "Take it easy." "Oh, oh, uh, Paulina, can I get a ride back to my room?" "Oh, Darrin." "Since you're going to be here for longer than I thought, let me give you the extended stay rates." "Great." "There's an extra charge of $1 .50 for every bar of soap you use, from now on, $2.00 for any clean towel you require, and $1 .00 a minute for all calls made." "You get one free 9-1-1 call." "I suggest you use it wisely." "Air conditioning?" "You're charging me for air conditioning?" "It gets 100 degrees at night." "What is that?" "It's a Monte Cristo." "It's a cigar." "Obviously." "Cuban?" "Of course." "Cool." "Hey!" "That-That cost me $20." "This is a no-smoking house." "It's a no-smoking, no drinking, no fornicating, no point of living at all house." "Why are we here?" "You'll see." "A little Southern delight." "Now the honeys in here, they make them girls in Atlanta look like somebody hit them in the face with a sack of nickels." "And I don't mean that in a sexy way." "There she is." "You're on your own." "I see somebody that owes me some money." "Hey man, don't run away from me." "Man, I told you I was going to get..." "Ooh, hi, sexy." "Hey, baby." "Oh..." "You give me fever..." "Fever... oh..." "Oh..." "You give me fever" "Fever in the morning" "Fever when it's late at night" "You give me fever" "Fever" "Fever when you kiss me" "Fever when you hold me tight" "You give me fever" "Fever" "Fever when you're with me" "Fever when you love..." "He's so sweet" "He's so good to me" "He's so intelligent" "He's so confident" "Baby, so damn sexy" "Baby, put the fever on me" "Give me a fever... oh..." "Never know how much I love you" "Never know how much I care" "When you put your arms around me" "I get the fever that's so hard to bear" "You give me fever" "Fever" "When you kiss me" "And fever when you hold me tight" "You give me fever" "Fever" "In the morning" "And fever all through the night" "Baby's so damn sexy" "But baby put the fever on me, uh-uh" "Baby knows just what to do" "Got me boiling past 102" "Give me a fever" "Ooh..." "Everybody's got a fever" "That is something you all know" "Fever isn't such a new thing" "Fever started long ago" "Romeo loved Juliet" "And Juliet felt the same" "When he puts his arms around her" "He said, "Julie, baby, you're my flame"" "Give me fever" "When we kisseth" "Fever with a flame in you" "Fever..." "I'm on fire" "Fever, yeah, I burn and soothe" "Now that you listened to my story" "Here's a point that I have made" "Chicks were born to give you fever" "Being Fahrenheit or Centigrade" "They give you fever" "When you kiss them" "And fever if you live and learn" "Fever, until you sizzle" "What a lovely way to burn" "What a lovely way to burn" "What a lovely way to burn" "What a lovely way to burn..." "What a lovely way to burn" "What a lovely way to..." "Burn..." "Fever." "Whoo!" "Tea with honey." "Here you go, Lilly." "Thank you." "You really know how to connect with your audience." "That was hot." "It's a part of my act." "I pick out the guy who's drooling the most, and I make him sweat." "Well, it worked." "Can I buy you a real drink?" "I'm Darrin." "You really don't remember me?" "That Lilly?" "You kept asking me to be your girlfriend." "And you kept saying no." "Yeah, I was determined to be Mrs. Michael Jackson." "And how's that going?" "Ah, turns out I'm not his type." "I can't believe you remember that stuff." "I left town when you were what, five?" "Four." "Man, we heard about you all the time." "Every week in choir rehearsal, Sally would tell us poor country folk how well you and your mama were doing in slick city." "She was very special to all of us." "Yeah." "When I talked to her on the phone, just before she passed, she kept saying that she wanted me to come back and be with her friends, like you." "You spoke with Sally that day?" "Oh, yeah." "She went on and on." "I suppose she hung up the phone and, uh..." "And her dying wish was for us to hook up?" "God love her." "Sally was in a coma two weeks before she died." "That's right." "It was... must have been a couple of weeks ago..." "Right." "Anyway, I'm back amongst all you wonderful people who need consoling as much as I do." "How long are you in town?" "Just tonight." "Hey, how about being my girlfriend, for old times' sake?" "I've got a man." "Oh." "Dean is big and strong and has a real big jealous streak." "Sometimes he watches from the back." "Excuse me, I got a show to do." "Uh, okay." "Hey, knock 'em dead." "Your act is terrific." "Yours needs a lot of work." "I know I missed your call, Rosa, but this is the only place I get a signal." "More charges came in, more late fees." "You're up to 44 grand now." "Okay, listen, I just came into some money, all right?" "And I'll be able to take care of everything in just a few weeks." "Just, uh, make sure they don't know where to find me." "I'll do my best." "You're a doll." "Kick ass." "Sorry." "Okay, when everyone gets here, we'll begin rehearsals." "I was thinking we should just stick to that number you did at the funeral." "Should be good enough to get into any gospel competition." "That was Shirley Caesar, fool." "She hasn't gone to this church for years, but since she loved Sally, we let her and her choir sing at the funeral." "She's gone?" "She's gone." "Well, where's our choir?" "You're looking at it." "This is it?" "Six measly people." "Actually just five." "Um, I'm just here 'cause my wife's family's in town." "They're staying at my house." "Too late." "You're in the choir now." "Well, actually there are two or three others." "Yeah, but they never show up." "Man, this is busted." "Why do I have to be here?" "Oh, Brother Darrin?" "When are you going to get us our first record contract?" "I want to hurry up and get a Benz." "Hey, I didn't know we were going to be famous." "You know what?" "Definitely count me in now." "Um..." "let's do, uh..." ""Amazing Grace."" "Amaze..." "Maze..." "Amaze..." "Ah-amaze zing grace" "How sweet the sound" "That saved a wretch like me." "Stop, stop, stop." "Stop, please." "Okay, okay, okay, let's not panic." "Um..." "I'm open to suggestion." "Hey, when you get us that record deal, and they do one of those VH1 Behind the Musics on us," "I think it's best if we don't talk about me trying to leave the group." "You know?" "They'll just make it look ugly." "Everything I do is just for you" "Counting every second till we rendezvous" "You want to rendezvous" "Ah, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah" "Oh, baby, oh, baby" "Oh, and I want to give it to you, baby" "Give it to me, baby" "I want to give it to you" "Oh, give it to me, baby" "Hey..." "'Cause everything I do is just for you" "'Cause everything I do is just for you" "All for you" "Come on, give me your love." "Uh, hello, there." "I just had to see you again." "Aren't you supposed to be gone?" "Yes, but, uh, I was feeling bad about our little misunderstanding last night." "No misunderstanding, just using Aunt Sally's memory to hit on me." "That's low." "Come on." "Can I at least buy you a drink?" "Is that Dean?" "No." "Okay, you can buy me a drink." "Oh, I'm sure you heard" "about Aunt Sally's will." "No." "It seems she wants me to take care of the choir down at Beulah." "Why did she put you in charge of it?" "I'm sorry, that came out wrong." "Oh, no, no, no." "It's okay, it was a shock to me, too." "Yeah, it's a big job." "That's why I've cleared my schedule for the next six weeks, put some business deals on hold, so that I can focus on getting the choir into the Gospel Explosion." "No." "I been there and done that." "Look, if it's Paulina you're worried about," "I'll take care of Paulina." "I'd love to see that one." "I'm the choir director now." "Yeah, for six weeks." "Listen, if she starts getting all Christian on you..." "Christian?" "Yeah." "She is not a Christian." "My mama said hollering in the church don't make you any more of a Christian than standing in the garage makes you a Cadillac." "No, man, I can't let those hypocrites look down their noses at me just because I..." "Sing sexy songs for a living." "Exactly." "And just because I..." "Dress like that." "What's wrong with the way I dress?" "Oh, no, no, I'm just finishing your sentence." "I was going to say because I..." "Cheat on your boyfriend with hot choir directors from New York City?" "Stop..." "Finishing your sentences?" "Look." "I know your kind." "You came here last night 'cause you wanted something." "You came back again tonight 'cause you want something else, and tomorrow you're going to want something else." "I can smell when a man is trying to use me, and mister, you stink." "Okay, is that how you feel about it?" "Fine." "This town is full of singers." "I don't need you anyway." "And remember, everybody, Handy's Funeral Home offers limousines for all occasions." "Why not get in one while you're still living?" "Well, now that we done paid the bills..." "Ladies and gentlemen, sitting directly across from me," "I have Mr. Darrin Hill all the way from New York City." "So Darrin, tell the good people of Monte Carlo what brings you down here with us?" "I'm responsible for rebuilding the choir down at Beulah Baptist Church." "In fact, I'm holding auditions tomorrow morning, and anyone with any musical ability can come by." "As long as they are, as we say at Beulah, fully committed to God's work." "Amazing Grace" "How sweet the sound" "That saved a wretch like me." "Whoa!" "Forgiving my sins" "Baptized in the water" "Freed by the Holy Ghost" "Washed in the blood of the lamb" "Forgiving my sins" "Baptized in the water" "Freed by the Holy Ghost" "Washed in the blood of the lamb" "God's going to move this place" "God's going to move this place" "God's going to turn the world upside down" "Auditions for the Beulah Baptist Church Choir are still open." "Applicants need not be fully committed to God's work, but shouldn't be against it." "I'm the hottest shit in New York since Air Force Ones" "And from the borough that brought you Chris and Pun" "Yeah, a lot of cats rhyme, but not like some" "I make it hard, like breathing with a slug in your lung" "Blow, blow, now you got to deal with me" "Isn't she lovely?" "Isn't she wonderful?" "Isn't she precious?" "Isn't she precious?" "Just one minute old" "You got to be kidding me!" "I never thought true love would bring" "One that's has lovely as she" "But isn't she lovely?" "Made from love." "News update." "Auditions for the Beulah Baptist Church Choir, atheists may now apply." "Oh, thanks for coming, Lucius." "No problem." "Where to?" "Oh, I just need to print up some more fliers." "Paulina won't let me use Jimmy B's printer anymore." "She says it's running up her light bill." "Oh, well, you know old folks in the south believe some crazy stuff." "Tell me about it." "When it's storming, she doesn't even use the electricity." "You don't play with God." "Right." "You don't sing, do you, Lucius?" "Do I sing?" "Y-Yeah." "They say I sound like a black Al Jarreau." "Great, you're in the choir." "Oh, whoa, wait a minute." "What'd you say?" "Pump your brakes." "I'm not planning on joining the church until I have sown my wild oats." "Then I'm going to get me a young virgin and settle down." "Say no more." "Besides... word's out." "Paulina's bad enough, you done pissed her off." "Don't nobody want to be a part of that mix made in hell." "Now the only way I can join is... is if... is if you paying." "How about the prize money?" "50/50?" "Done deal, 50/50." "Hello, are you Joseph?" "Yeah." "Can I line you up, son?" "Actually I just came by to post some fliers for my choir auditions, if that's okay." "Sure." "Seeing how you're new in these parts, it's going to be kind of hard for you to attract people." "Most folks around here, they don't trust an outsider." "It was years before I told anyone" "I'm not from Mississippi." "I've got a guy here who needs his ears lowered." "Hey, Lilly." "Dean, my man." "Come on, I'll get the seat." "That's Dean?" "He's big, strong and jealous, so watch yourself." "So I see you done met the big-time music producer from New York, huh?" "Music producer?" "Lilly has the best voice in town." "I know." "You don't have to wait with me." "No one else's mom waits for them." "He'll be fine." "Okay, I'm going to be next door, all right?" "Dean, don't talk to strangers." "Yo, big man." "You want us to sing you a song like we did last time?" "Yes, please." "It'll cost you." "I'll give you a thousand money." "Deal." "Ooh..." "When I was a little boy" "When I was just a boy" "And the devil would call my name" "When I was just a boy" "I'd say "Now who do," "Who do you think you're fooling?"" "When I was just a boy" "I'm a consecrated boy" "When I was just a boy" "I'm a singer in a Sunday choir" "Oh, my mama loves me" "She loves me" "She get down on her knees and hug me" "Oh, she loves me like a rock" "She rocks me like the rock of ages" "And loves me" "She love me, love me, love me, love me" "When I was grown to be a man" "Grown to be a man" "And the devil would call my name" "Grown to be a man" "I'd say "Now who do," "Who do you think you're fooling?"" "Grown to be a man" "I'm a consummated man" "Grown to be a man" "I can snatch a little purity" "Oh, my mama loves me, she loves me" "She get down on her knees and hug me" "Like she loves me like a rock." "Lilly." "You know, at first I was afraid you'd follow me here, but I actually feel a lot safer knowing you're not in the same room with my son." "And to answer your next question, no..." "You're not married." "Don't finish my sentences." "That's why you're a sinner." "Stay far away from me." "No, no..." "No, I'm saying, that's no reason to treat you badly." "I mean, how dare they?" "It's not your fault." "Well, it's 50% your fault because it takes two people to..." "Well, you know what I mean." "No." "I'm saying it's a pity that you don't have a complete family, but it's still no reason..." "Oh, don't talk to me about family," "Mr. Didn't Call Aunt Sally For 20 Years." "Hi." "Hi." "I'm sorry." "I'm starting to see how tough things are for you." "Oh, yes." "Boo-hoo for the poor, black mother stuck in her hometown without a man." "Whatever shall I do?" "I didn't mean it that way." "Excuse me, Lilly, I'm sorry, but your card is maxed out again." "I forgot to put my paycheck in." "Thank you." "Excuse me." "Hmm-mm." "Hey, try this one." "Sorry, Dr. Hill, yours is declined, too." "Dr. Hill?" "You a doctor?" "No, that's just my music name." "You know, like Dr. John, Dr. Dre." "Try this one." "Well, that's cleared." "Of course." "Sign here." "Thank you." "That was really nice." "You didn't have to do that." "That's what I'm saying, I'm a nice guy." "I don't know what the problem is." "I usually get along better with beautiful women." "Okay, I'll..." "I'll give you a check tomorrow, first thing." "Oh, um, cash." "Cash." "Reverend." "Oh..." "Darrin." "Thanks for meeting me here." "Uh, how's it going with the choir?" "Well, I'm still having trouble recruiting the members." "Son, it's at times like these" "I suggest listening to God's voice." "Sorry, Rev, I'm not into the spooky stuff." "Oh, just open it up." "And these people can sing?" "Oh, yes." "Please don't tell my sister." "Hello, everyone." "I'd like you to welcome the new members of our choir." "So when is this competition?" "In a few weeks." "And our new organist." "You touch my keyboard and I kick your drunk 'bama ass." "Oh, oh, wait, Homer." "Now, if we stand any chance of getting into the Gospel Explosion, we could use all the help we can get." "Shoot." "Bringing all these drunks up into the church with hats on and drunks and everything." "Okay, everyone, please." "Okay, good." "Good." "Uh..." "I'd like to..." "I'd like to try a new song." "Um... uh..." "Tasha?" "Can you, uh, get rid of the gum, please?" "Sure." "Okay." "That was nasty." "Uh... "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot."" "Oh, ah, uh, Homer, please." "Scooter." "Swing low" "Sweet chariot" "Comin' for to carry me home..." "Wait-wait-wait, wait, wait, stop, stop." "Stop, wait, um..." "this is not working." "Um..." "You need to pick a lead singer." "You'd know that if you knew what you were doing." "Oh, oh, could-could I maybe try?" "Bessie... would you, uh, like to try?" "No." "My dear departed husband James said that when I sing, it made him think of heaven." "Probably meant he wanted to blow his brains out." "Paulina, you've sung lead" "before?" "I have, and it gave me great joy." "Oh, good." "Then it'll hurt that much more when I find someone else." "Be careful, Dean, baby, don't hurt yourself." "Oh, let the boy be." "He's already wearing more protection then they gave me when I fought in the war." "Oh!" "Hey." "Hey." "You're the pain in the butt from the barbershop." "He must have heard that somewhere." "Hi, there, young man." "I'm Lilly's grandfather." "Hello, sir." "I've been waiting for a nice, strong young man to come and whisk Lilly away." "Somebody did that already, remember?" "She shouldn't be wasting the next 25 years of her life taking care of no old man." "No, she should go off and have a life of her own." "Cool!" "Sammy Sosa." "What do you say?" "He said cool." "Dean?" "Thank you." "Look, Granddaddy." "I got Sammy Sosa." "Oh, okay." "So have you changed your mind about the choir?" "Why should I, 'cause you gave Dean a toy?" "No." "Yes?" "Why is this so important to you?" "Because it's what my Aunt Sally wanted me to do." "Every time I pack my bags to leave," "I get that image of her helping my Mom out when I was little... and because it was her last wish to get into the Explosion, and because..." "And because you're getting $150,000." "I thought I'd finish your sentence for you." "That is the truth, right?" "Yeah." "Yes." "Thanks for being honest, but I can't." "What?" "You mean, I just told the truth for nothing?" "Thank you for the loan yesterday." "I know you want cash." "You know, this truth stuff is highly overrated." "I don't care who started it." "You both should be ashamed." "Okay, let's try it once more from the top." "Hey." "Thank you, thank you, thank you." "I'm not doing this for you." "The truth is I'm doing this for Sally." "Well, thank you anyway." "Choir, I'd like you to meet our new soloist, Lilly." "What's your last name?" "Tramp." "I knew this would happen." "No-no-no, wait, wait, wait, please, please." "Let me handle this." "Please." "Have you forgotten that Jesus loved Mary Magdalene?" "She was a ho." ""Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."" "Thank you for handling it." "No, no, no, no, no, I-I don't mean it." "I'm just saying it for effect." "Please." "It is your duty to help fallen women." "I'm willing to help." "Hi." "I agree." "It's about time we get some young Baptist booty up in this choir." "Ask her how come she has to keep so many husbands away from their homes down at that old sin hole she be working at." "Would Aunt Sally have been this harsh?" "No." "No, Sally would've wanted Lilly to stay in the choir..." "Amen." "unlike some people." "Amen again." "That's right." "If she was a respectable woman, she would have a respectable job." "The last thing we need is another loose woman up in the choir stand." "Now she should just go on home, take care of that little bastard baby..." "Leave my son out of this." "Talk to her." "Tell her." "Dean is a gift from God." "So is snow and rain, but we still have to wear our rubbers." "You know what Sally told me once?" "She said," ""When life makes you have to put up" ""with mean and hateful people," ""just think of them as sandpaper." ""They may scratch you, rub you the wrong way," ""but eventually..." "you end up smooth and polished," ""and the sandpaper-- it's just going to be worn out and ugly."" "Lilly, you don't need my help." "Now if I could get you all to sing as well as you fight, you'd be the baddest choir in all of Georgia." "Now, Lilly is a member of this choir like everyone else." "If you don't like it, well... you can just leave." "Oh, well that's my cue." "Y'all coming?" "Uh, Paulina, I thought you were leaving." "The choir, yes, but I'll stay in this church as long as I want." "I'm the treasurer." "Fine." "Fine." "Then we'll rehearse with Lilly as our lead." "Watch it, bro." "Hey!" "Get down." "That's mine." "Right there." "Aw, man!" "The Lord is good." "The Lord bless you." "Mr. Clean!" "You know, I always liked church." "There's a hell of a lot more action than in the barbershop." "Okay." "Ready?" "Hold it." "Do I come in on the upbeat or the downbeat?" "Suit yourself." "You're the pro." "Try the downbeat, honey." "I usually let the Neptunes program on my upbeat, so..." "Let's try it again from the top." "Wait." "Aren't you going to arrange us for the performance?" "Right, right." "Lilly, Lilly, please, up." "Ladies, all three, up." "Okay, Tasha," "Tasha, please, down... and, uh... oh, please, yes, Bessie," "Alma and Miss Stringer." "Yeah, cute." "Yes, yes, there you go." "Okay." "Young and foxy in the front and weird and funky in the back... but we love you." "All right." "Ready?" "From the top." "I'm... going..." "Home!" "Great!" "Yee-haw!" "With a little more work," "I think we've got a real shot at the Explosion." "And after that, maybe even a record deal." "Then we'll tour on our own bus with a clean bathroom." "A tour?" "Girl, like I'm going to leave my granddaddy behind by himself?" "Uh-uh." "Well, thankfully all my family's dead." "That wasn't half bad." "It saddens me that the deadline for entering the Gospel Explosion has passed." "What?" ""All audition tapes are to be submitted to audition judge Luther Washington by... yesterday afternoon." "She had something to do with this." "I mean, you know, she..." "Why didn't you say something?" "You're the director now;" "deadlines are your problem." "It's been posted for weeks." "Where?" "On the back of the ladies' room door." "I sure as heck never saw it, and I use that door every day." "You need to check the girl's bathroom more often." "You mean we did all this work" "for nothing?" "Yeah." "And my best friend Keno taught me how to do the African Boot Dance." "Heck, I even stopped drinking." "Uh, I know that's a good thing," "I-I'm just saying..." "Wait, wait, wait, listen, hey, listen, everybody." "Just go home and don't worry." "Taking care of problems is my specialty." "I'll be back in a couple of weeks, and if I don't get a job, I'm a dead man." "Yeah, I used my credit card down here to fix a bus." "Why?" "They traced it." "It was reported to a credit bureau in Atlanta." "Well, what does that mean?" "Felony, interstate fraud." "Just lay low, and stay away from law enforcement." "Mr. Washington will see you now." "Mr. Hill." "Lucius." "As a Christian man, I do believe in mercy, but as a prison warden," "I'm a stickler for the rules." "See, without rules, society breaks down." "Sorry." "Listen..." "Let me handle this." "Did I say you can talk?" "Look..." "Did I open my mouth and say you could talk?" "But I-I-I..." "I took assertive tenderness." "I took assertiveness training." "Look, Washington, we're giving you an opportunity to be a part of the Belie Baptist..." "Beulah." "The Beulah Baptist Gospel Choir business." "Me, an opportunity?" "Now, you need BBGC more than BBGC needs you." "We're selling, not buying." "We're not selling." "We're... we are..." "We're buying, not selling." "Now, you got 30 seconds to m-make an offer, or it's, you know?" "We-we..." "Let me think about it." "No." "Oh, come on." "Please, man." "We'll pay you." "Listen, listen." "Sir, you don't understand the challenges my choir and I have faced." "Please, just hear us sing." "We can be ready in a half hour." "No." "And I'm putting my foot down." "It's a big "N" and a little "o."" "Sir, the entertainment for today canceled." "And you know what happened last time." "You said a half an hour?" "Will you let us into the Explosion?" "Only if you guys can pass the mustard with my prisoners." "Mustard's passed." "We'll blow them away." "Look, we got to do it, or we won't get into the Explosion." "Darrin, Darrin." "Darrin, Darrin." "Just relax." "They all look so scary." "Look, we're here now, so I'm going to sing it." "What?" "Huh?" "What?" "Huh?" "Swing low..." "Join in, join in, join in, join in!" "Sweet chariot" "Shut up, old man!" "Go home!" "Coming for to carry me home" "Swing low, sweet chariot" "Coming for to carry me home..." "Swing low..." "Sweet chariot" "That's better." "Hey, now." "Coming for" "To carry me home" "Swing low" "Sweet, sweet, sweet chariot, chariot" "Coming for to carry me home" "Yeah, yeah" "Swing down chariots, won't you let me ride?" "Oh, swing" "Swing down chariots" "Stop and let me ride" "Oh, rock me, Lord, rock me, Lord" "Calm and easy" "I got a home" "I got a home on the other side" "Dance, everybody, dance." "Six white horses standing' side by side" "Oh, sing" "Six white horses prancing" "Sing" "Side by side" "Oh, rock me, Lord, rock me, Lord" "Rock me, rock me" "Calm and easy" "I got a home..." "I got home on the other side" "Swing low, swing low" "Swing low, swing low, and let me ride" "Why don't you let me ride?" "Why don't you let me ride?" "Ride, ride, ride, ride" "Oh why don't you let me ride?" "Let me ride" "Why don't you let me ride?" "Let me ride" "Ride, ride, ride, ride" "Swing down chariots, won't you let me ride?" "Oh, swing" "Swing down chariots" "Stop and let me ride" "Oh, rock me, rock me, Lord" "Calm and easy" "I got a home on the other side" "I got a home" "I got a home" "You got a home" "I got a home" "We got a home" "I got a home" "I got a home" "I got a home" "I got a home" "You got a home" "I got a home" "We goin' home" "I got a home" "Goin' home" "I got a home" "Yes, Lord" "I got a home" "Sweet Lord" "I got a home" "Take me home" "I got a home" "Take me home, Lord" "I'm going home." "So look here, I guess that, uh, your choir's in the Gospel Explosion." "Don't let anyone know I gave you any slack." "I have a reputation as a hard ass in the choir community." "Do you think we have a shot at winning?" "Hell, no." "You made it through the audition, but..." "I got prisoners that can sing better than your choir." "Really?" "Single file now." "Stay in line." "Guns in church." "The abomination that causes desolation." "Guns ain't allowed?" "Somebody should have told me." "Hey, big guy, what's your name?" "Oh." "My name is Johnson." "What are you in for?" "Beating down somebody for making fun of my high voice." "Okay, so let's take, uh..." "Let's take it from the top, shall we?" "Uh, our felons first." "Up." "Up, please." "Up." "Okay." "Um..." "Gonna lay down my burdens..." "Um, Mr. Briggs, is there a problem?" "It's one thing for the state to force us to make license plates, or work in chain gangs, but to make us sing in a choir?" "That's cruel and unusual punishment." "Mr. Johnson?" "I used to be in a group, and when we used to sing, uh, "Down By the Riverside"-- there's a part of the song where I used to" "Wail." "You know, right at the end with the sword and shield part." "People really liked that." "Would you like me to do that for you?" "All right." "What group did you sing with?" "It doesn't matter." "They're dead now." "Right." "Okay, um..." "Great." "And now, news time." "The Beulah Baptist Church Choir now includes some talented inmates from our state prison system." "This could turn out to be the breakout choir of the year." "Ooh, ooh-ooh" "I'm gonna lay down my burdens, child" "Down by the riverside" "Yeah, down" "Down by the riverside" "Down" "Down by the riverside" "Say, I'm..." "Ee-oop" "I'm gonna lay down my burdens" "Down by..." "Down by the riverside" "Say, I ain't" "Study war" "No, no, no, no" "No more" "Study war no more..." "No more" "Say, I'm going down to the river" "Gonna put my foot in" "Gonna let it go up to my knees" "Gonna let it go down to my thigh" "And I ain't gonna study war no more" "No" "Study war no more" "No" "Study war no more I, I, I, I, I" "Study war no more..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" "All that street-corner barbershop harmony" "That's cool, right?" "We got some new hip-hop in Monte Carlo, Georgia, for y'all tonight-- yo, Briggs" "I'm sick of packin' all these nines" "Slingin' dimes and smokin' all the marijuana" "Chillin' with pretty mamas from Havana in the Bahamas" "Most demons tryin' to see me hot, like I'm in the sauna" "And I'm just tryin' to get you loose, kinda like Madonna" "Call up everybody I know, tell 'em it's time to go" "Me and Bee-Z in the 6-4 sittin' real low" "Got the roll to the riverside, put that liquor to the side" "Ain't no need for getting high, stay alive, in touch" "Helps you die, that cocaine, get me trippin', y'all" "Never been lickin' that, none of my burdens" "Because I don't wanna be left and burnin'" "Flirtin' with death" "And they promise my last breath" "Dressed in prison blues" "Holy Spirit got me under arrest" "I used to be a thug, sold drugs" "Might have stalked you" "Stepped up in the church, got converted at the altar" "And I fought 'ya" "Fell back and he caught you" "Out tryin' to floss, better live what he taught you" "Goin' down" "We goin' down to the river" "Take it to the river" "Goin' down, baby" "Yo, yo" "Down to the river" "Take it to the river" "And lay down" "Haulin' my glocks and automatics" "I'm charismatic, like crack addicts" "You wreak havoc like road ragers in bad traffic" "It gets drastic, but He's fantastic" "In attracting no one packing, now we're fasting" "Has the passion, how can I get this life everlasting?" "Sick of blasting' and dashing', flashing' like Charles Manson" "Give me the ransom, now we're glory, holla, dancin'" "I'm flippin' and rippin' to come up with lyrical styles" "Y'all never heard" "Tryin' to reach you climb the stair" "Beyond all of this trippin' birds" "Forget the English but rhymes, but I'm the jefe" "They bust the rich, bringin' beats like Tito Puente" "Salsa, merengue, repos calientes" "Azucar sabroso para ti and para mi" "Goin' down" "Oh, as long as they praising God's name, it's all right with me." "The congregation is going to be in for a surprise come Sunday." "Yeah, let me know how it goes." "I expect you to be there, too." "Oh-oh oh, oh-oh oh" "I'm goin' down, baby" "We goin' down to the river" "We" "So" "Hot" "We" "Don't" "Stop" "We take it to the river" "You know, we go down, down" "We goin' down to the river" "Take it to the river" "Goin' down..." "Glad you're here, Reverend." "I suppose you've noticed how the choir has grown." "I-I was just seeing how good they are." "I also suppose you plan on enforcing the rules and the bylaws that says all members of the choir must be baptized and take Bible-study classes." "Oh, now, Paulina." "You can't change that." "It'll change everything." "She has a point, Darrin." "What point is that?" "If you change things, then they'll be different?" "Well, yeah." "Yeah." "Oh, I'm sorry, Darrin." "But if they're going to stay, they're going to have to abide by the church rules." "I can't swim." "Uh, don't worry, Mr. Johnson." "It's just a... just a little sprinkle." "I won't do it." "We're broadcasting live from down by the riverside where three lost souls are trying to find Jesus." "Although personally," "I don't think this is where he fell in." "I baptize you in the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost." "Burns." "It burns." "Oh, brother, it's just the waste from the refinery upstream, you see?" "Well, guess that about does it." "Oh, funny thing, Darrin." "I don't remember you being baptized." "Do you, Paul?" "Oh, uh... uh... uh..." "Well, you know I..." "Paul?" "!" "No, I don't." "I am not getting in that water." "Uh-huh." "I am not getting in there." "Uh-huh." "Shit." "Must be crazy." "Praise the Lord." "Yeah, yeah, come on, come on, y'all" "We about to get our praise on in this piece right now" "Y'all know how we do it" "Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah" "Get your hands up" "Lift your voice" "All right, check it out, we're going to do this thing" "There's a storm within and I don't want to let it in" "I give You control, let Your love rain down on me" "In my heart and mind" "Is Your love nearby?" "Uh-huh" "I'm going to let it flow" "Let Your love rain down on me" "Gonna raise my hands Gonna raise my hands" "Gonna give you all I can" "Every time I call His name, His love rains down on me" "Rain down" "Gonna lift my voice and sing" "About the love and joy He brings" "Every time I praise His name, His love rains down on me" "I was in distress" "I needed happiness Come on" "So I got down on my knees and asked You to come to me" "I know that thunder brings the rain" "So I called Your holy name" "And You washed away my sins, gave me new power, yeah" "Gonna raise my hands and dance" "Want to give Him all I can" "Every time I call His name" "His love rains down on me" "Want to lift my voice and sing" "About the love and joy He brings" "Every time I praise His name" "His love rains down on me" "Love is raining down on me, joy is deep inside of me" "Praise, I lift my hands to Thee" "'Cause Your love, Your love" "Your love" "Love is raining down on me, joy is deep inside of me" "Praise" "Want to raise my hands in praise" "Ah" "Whoo" "Want to give Him all I can" "Every time I call His name" "His love rains down on me" "Want to lift my voice and sing" "About the love and joy He brings" "Every time I praise His name" "His love rains down on me" "Want to raise my hands and dance" "Want to give Him all I can" "Every time I call His name" "His love rains down on me" "Want to lift my voice and sing" "About the love and joy He brings" "Every time I praise His name" "His love rains down on me" "Want to raise my hands and dance" "Want to give Him all I can" "Every time I call His name" "His love rains down on me" "Want to lift my voice and sing" "About the love and joy He brings" "Every time I praise His name" "His love rains down on me" "Want to raise my hands and dance" "Want to give Him all I can every time I call His name" "His love rains down on me" "Want to lift my voice and sing" "About the love and joy He brings" "Every time I praise His name" "His love rains down on me" "Want to raise my hands and dance" "Want to give Him all I can, every time I call His name" "His love rains down on me" "Want to lift my voice and sing" "About the love and joy He brings" "Every time I praise His name" "His love rains down on me" "It rains down on me." "Thanks for coming with me." "Alma gave me the key, but I felt kind of creepy coming here by myself." "Just got to get this box of letters before everything is packed away." "They said it was in a trunk." "I didn't even know Mama was writing these." "I always thought she lost contact with everyone here." "1985." ""Dear Sally, I think this will be my big year." ""We're settled into our apartment and the rent is covered."" "She has "Thanks" in parentheses." "Sally." ""Here's a picture of Darrin." "Doesn't he look like a future doctor or lawyer?"" "Eww." "This one was actually addressed to you from Aunt Sally." "It says "Return to Sender."" "It's because I moved around a lot." "Oh, my God." "Not that funny." "Dear Darrin, I'm worried about you." "All the different addresses and phone numbers." "The people calling here looking for you." "You seem to be lying about who you are." "Why can't you accept who you are?" "God accepts you." "New York is so dangerous, criminals, crazy people, and me if I have to come up there and whip your ass." "Up there acting like you ain't got no home training." "It's my fault." "I never should have let Paulina run your mom out." "I love you, Darrin." "I'm the only family you have, and you're the only family I have." "What does the letter say?" "Something in my eye." "What does the letter say?" "Oh, just stuff, stuff I probably should have known." "Let me see your eye." "Huh?" "Oh." "Let me see your eye." "She looks kind of disapproving."