"C'mmon Michelle" "Put it in  blow it" "Now boys, I don't mind you playing but I'm sure you finished your homework" "We finished our homework" "Ok Michelle, Daddy is gonna make a home video of you for all the nice viewers of "Wake Up, San Fransisco"." "Alright!" "when I say action, you walk over to the table and show everybody how you eat like a big girl." "All right Michelle?" "Alrighty!" "Ok now go the table and Action!" "No no, No Horse, No Horsey honey, sit at the table, the table, the table" "Horsey" "Ok Fine, we'll make it a western." "Alright, Ok, Can you say yippiiokia?" "No" "Daddy, Daddy, Guess what!" "I did 103 hula-hoops at school today" "It was awesome" "Stephanie, Honey I'm very happy for you but right now I'm busy making a movie about your adorable little sister." "Daddy!" "I can be adorable too!" "Stephanie!" "I'm sorry but this tape is just about Michelle, I'll watch you later" "O sure, O sure, O sure, O sure, Don't worry Mr. Dryer" "We're gonna have the sweat world health club jingle first thing tomorrow morning, just let me promise" "Yes sir, How's it comin' along?" "We've got a bucket full of good ideas" "Well, I gotta..." "I gotta go" "Another great idea just hit me" "You are so immature." "I'm sorry Jesse, I'm just frustrated." "We gotta get this jingle" "Ok what's the problem?" "I'm a funny guy" "Must be you!" "Joseph, this is no time to start taunting on each other." "We make a great team man, we're the best!" "we're the brightest." "This particular jingle is taking a little extra time because we're holding up for quality." "Now, check the trash again" "Hey, you remember this one?" "It's that rap thing we did." "We hated that three days ago" "Three days ago I wasn't on my knees, sifting through garbage" "Good point, get up" "That stinks!" "That was the worst." "Guess what?" "I broke the 1st grade record!" "Watch me do 103 hulas." "Steph, we'll watch ya do it later" "Later?" "I'm getting to hate that word" "Stephanie, we're sorry, but your Uncle Jesse and Joey are under tremendous pressure" "Guys, gotta help me with my science home work;" "I'm desperate" "Sorry D.J you'll have to wait until later;" "Jesse and Joey are under tremendous pressure" "I have to drop an egg two stories without breaking it." "And it's due tomorrow" "Tomorrow?" "Did he give you one day for this home made thing?" "Well, he gave us a little more than a day" "How little more?" "Maybe a day or two or twenty" "Twenty!" "You had twenty days to do this and you waited til the last minute, young lady" "Technically the last minute isn't until 8:59 tomorrow morning" "Let's start thinking about a law school" "Guys, If I fail this science project, I won't get out of the 6th grade" "Oh c'mmon Joey, please, please please please pretty please" "Well, ok!" "Oh, sure go right to Mr.Softy" "Joseph, we don't have time to be dropping eggs, we gotta concentrate on this jingle" "Now, I'm gonna sit down right now and come up with a great idea!" "Let's help the kid" "D.J I was one hula away from my record" "Sorry Steph, but you happen to be hooping in my laboratory" "What can we use to build this thing?" "Anything around the house." "How about a suitcase full of cotton" "Rule No. 26 No suitcases full of cotton" "Hey no fair." "You said you were too busy to play with me." "How come you're playing with D.J?" "Stephanie, We're not playing; this is for D.J's school" "Yeah, this happens to be a 6th grade science project." "You're just too young to understand" "I got it." "I got a great idea!" "We put the egg insides natures perfect shock absorber;" "a Twinkie" "Good thinking Ding dong" "Watch and be amazed" "Lets give it a try, Let it rip" "I'm too young for this?" "Sheesh" "Okay daddy, it's later" "Oh Steph, Michelle was just singing the cutest little song" "I learned a new song in school today" ""I write the songs that make the whole world sing."" "Steph, Steph, As happy as I am to hear that the public schools are keeping that song alive" "I really have to get some footage of Michelle singing her little song" "La La La, La La La" "You think you're so cute." "Don't worry, be happy" "Oh no, you are so cute" ""I've been alive forever, and I wrote the very first song"" "Sorry Mr. Bear, my hearts just not in it." "Anyway, you're probably more interested in D.J and Michelle." "Everybody else is." "No one cares what I do" "Hi everybody!" "I just got back from Mars!" "I'm the first kid in space." "Oh, that's nice honey, wipe your feet." "We're ready to do it now, we dont want to mess up her concentration" "She did it!" "She blinked." "She's so cute." "Excuse me!" "Did anybody hear me say I went to mars?" "Michelle, for being so cute and adorable and such a good blinker" "Joey, tell her what she's won." "Cute little Michelle has won Stephanies bike" "My Bike!" "My Bike." "You gave my bike for blinking?" "I just got back from Mars, what do I get?" "Get the door." "For me?" "No, for me." "Get off my rug, you little nerd-bomber." "DJ!" "We' missed you, My first born !" "We're so proud of you" "What did she do?" "I went to the mailbox and got the mail" "I went to Mars, look what I learned to do." "DJ, DJ, DJ You're the best daughter" "You went to the mailbox and back all by yourself?" "Talk about guts." "It was scary guys, there were cracks in the sidewalk" "Woohoo!" "Up here!" "A person's flying" "DJ, Come on, let's go to the kitchen and get your party started." "Patrick Swayze's in there, and he wants the first dance" "I love being first born" "Steph, As long as you're up there, could you dust the top of the mantle" "How rude" "How very rude" "Come in" "Hi chief." "I want to get a picture of you and your hopop for my scrapbook." "Smile" "Harry, you're the only one who cares about me" "Your family cares about you" "No they don't." "D.J is the oldest and Michelle is the cutest and I'm nothing." "I wish I could move out but I'm stuck living here until I get married" "Tough break" "Yeah, unless you marry me" "Marry you!" "I'm not even allowed to cross the street" "Married people are allowed" "Really?" "Okay, I'll marry you" "Harry, you have to propose." "A girl waits her whole life for this moment" "Get down on one knee" "Okay,chief." "I can see up your nose." "Harry, this is supposed to be romantic" "Sorry!" ", I can see up your nose darling" "Never mind." "We'll get married today." "I'll call our friends and we can get a house." "Then we won't have to put up with D.J and Michelle anymore." "I'll be Stephanie Takiyama." "And I'll be Harry Tanner." "I hope the egg drop thingy works" "D.J, how could it fail?" "Its quite simple." "We simply drop the tinker toy frame to the ground, the elastic stretches, taking in te impact allowing the egg to remain gently in its resting place, Michelles booty" "Will you stop that huh?" "Start at 5" "5..4..3..2..1" "Egg's away!" "I'd just like to take this oppurtunity to thank you all so very much for allowing me to play in an important role in my daughters education" "We're here for Stephanie's wedding." "Which way to the backyard?" "Through the kitchen and hang a left." "Got it!" "Come on gang, right through here" "Who are all these kids?" "Well, thats , Dopey,Sneezy,Blinky.... and of course, Nekosaduci as the Beaver." "Well, what do you say guys back to the drawing board?" "Sorry D.J, we got to get back right now to our Sweat-world jingle" "Wait!" "hold it!" "I got it!" "All we do is slow it down?" "That's good, we do it like a ballad. "Meet me down at Sweat world baby"" "Will you stop that, huh?" "Not the jingle, the egg." "We slow it down with a parachute." "Oh yes,I'll try anything." "Let's go get a handkerchief" "Oh great, our careers are over, but we're gonna pass 6th grade science" "C'mmon harry let's get the show on the roll" "Are you sure you know to marry people?" "My dad's a minister, He's dragged me to hundred of these" "Music!" "Dearly beloved, we've gathered here today to join Stephanie and Harry in holy matricemoney." "Harry, do you take Stephanie?" "I'll take her everywhere." "After we're married, we can cross the street." "No, no, what he means is do you promise to pay lots of attention to me no matter what D.J does or how cute Michelle is?" "Yea,Why not?" "Now its time for the wedding bows." "Now say "I Do"" "I do" "I do too!" "May I have the ring please?" "Did you get a ring?" "Better." "I got a stick-on tattoo of Scooby-Doo." "Lick your hand." "It's beautiful." "Stephanie  Harry, I now announce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "Eew!" "If you don't kiss, you're not really married" "He's not a bad kisser." "Are yoy ready?" "All set" "Jess!" "I think we got it" "Hanky parachute, Double creenky landing pack" "We do have the technology" "DJ, Let it rip!" "Eggs Away take 2!" "Now Joseph  I have to get back to our jingle for sweat world" "You guys are geniuses well, you know what Edison said genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration" "What does that mean ?" "If you dont sweat it, you dont get it" "If you dont sweat it, you dont get it" "Let's put it with music" "If you don't sweat it, you don't get it...." "People, I would like to make a very important announcement." "I was married this afternoon." "Pardon me?" "Hi dad." "Well. don't you two make a cute little bride and groom." "You could stand on top of your own wedding cake." "Good bye everyone." "It's been a great 6 years." "Harry, let's go have something" "No,I have to go home." "Bye Steph" "Wait!" "Wait!" "You can't walk out on me." "Yes I can." "Tonight's meatloaf night" "Great." "Nobody wants me." "Steph, what do you mean nobody wants you?" "Your family wants you." "Some family." "You didn't even care that I broke the hula-hoop record or went to Mars." "You went to Mars?" "May be we've been a tad preoccupied" "Kid, we're sorry if we ignored you." "We didn't mean to." "Yeah, I think we just got caught up in what we were doing" "Well, now that my science project is done I can watch you hula-hoop." "Forget it!" "It doesn't matter!" "You're always gonna be the oldest and Michelle's always gonna be the cutest and I'm always gonna be stuck in the middle." "See?" "what I mean, I'm stuck in the middle again." "Stephanie, Sit down, I understand how you're feeling, but there's another way to look at this" "There are lot of special things about being in the middle" "Yeah, Pop's right, Take the baloney sandwich for instance" "What's the best part of a baloney sandwich?" "The baloney." "And where's the baloney?" "In the middle." "And Oreo cookie, what's the best part of an Oreo cookie?" "The chocolate milk you dunk it in" "Come on Steph, you know where I'm going with this" "I know!" "The cream is the best part." "Yes Joseph the cream..." "And where is the cream" "In the middle." "Don't help." "It's in the..." "Middle." "Steph, what all this baloney and cookie talk is getting to is that every position in the family is special in it's own way" "Yeah, you're the only onein the family who has a big sister and a little sister" "That's true." "What else ya got?" "Another good thing about being the middle child is that a lot of the mistakes we made raising D.J, we won't have to make on you." "I'm getting depressed." "So far I'm the soggy part of the sandwich and the throwaway part of the cookie." "I like that" "Stephanie, come here." "You have to realize that sometimes, your sisters are gonna need our attention." "But if you ever feel that you're not getting your fair share, I want you to come and tell us about it." "Really?" "I can do that" "You better." "Every time I get a little busy with something, I don't want you to run off and get married" "Me neither" "I don't know about this husband thing." "One whiff of his mom's meatloaf and you are gone" "Come here, you beautiful bride" "Me next" "Lay one on your Uncle J, you know how it's done" "Well, comeon." "Hug" "You know, I think this home video would be so much better if it had all three of my girls." "You want to sing "I write the songs" or go for the hula-hoop record." "Daddy, I can do both!" "I write the songs......"