"Invader Zim Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy s01e08B (s02e06)" "Subtitles:" "Ainee" "And now for adventures in science, with Professor Membrane!" "Professor...?" "Thanks again to Doctor Faulky and his miserably failed attempt at a better cold fusion!" "Now, let's take a question from the audience." "My mommy makes me eat Breakfast Chunks for breakfast." "But I hate them!" "I hate them so much!" "Could I go back in time and stop them from ever being invented?" "I'm glad you asked that!" "Altering the past to effect the present is theoretically possible." "You could prevent Walton Chunky from ever inventing" "Breakfast Chunks by using temporal object replacement technology!" "See, there's Walton Chunky in the past... and..." "I guess he worked in a garbage dump or something." "And, there's a big sack of bran, I guess." "But here's where he gets the idea for Breakfast Chunks." "Oh, look, he's happy." "Using a space-time transfer device, we replace an object from the past with an object from the present and stop this moment from ever happening." "See?" "They're the scientists!" "And they're sending a horrible giant squid into the past!" "But be careful: if the Breakfast Cube was never invented, tasty breakfast squids would sweep the nation!" "Further unpredictable effects would arise as a result of mankind's foolish altering of the timeline!" "Like this giant fish in a bear suit!" "He would be horrible!" "Look at him go!" "The consequences would be disastrous!" "So, despite the temptation, altering the time line is more foolish than productive!" "Anybody who would build a space-time object replacement device is a complete moron!" "GIR!" "The space-time object replacement device is ready!" "An alien!" "Stand back!" "I'll get it!" "Not again." "There!" "Dib in the past." "So unknowing." "So unprepared." "Back before he was ever a threat to our mission, GIR!" " A Hunter-Destroyer ma..." " What is it?" "!" " A Hunter-Destroy..." " What is it?" "!" "A Hunter-Destroyer machine, programmed to target the Earthboy in the past, to ensure that he will not be a problem to us in the present." "Wait, if you destroyed Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy, then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him, and then he will be your enemy so then you will have to send a robot back..." "Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!" "Object not compatible with temporal field." ""Not compatible"?" "!" "Is this thing just completely useless?" "!" ""Not compatible"!" "Object accepted!" "Temporal displacement in process!" "An alien!" "Stand back, I'll get it!" "Beware, alien, I'm gonna..." "Take... that..." "Hey, Gaz, did you eat all the cereal?" "I was gonna have this for breakfast tomorrow, you know!" "You think you own all the cereal." "Well, you know what Dib?" "You don't." "You just don't." "Look, all I'm saying is if you're gonna..." "What was I saying?" "Gaz, have I always sounded this funny?" "Long as I've known you." "And have I always had this claw for a hand?" "Tricycle accident when you were 3, don't you remember?" "Now that you mention it, I do." "Heeey!" "You eat the pizza!" "The pig..." "it haunts me..." "Fascinating!" "Not the same as the Hunter-Destroyer plan, but I might be able to rid myself of Dib after all!" "Whyyy?" "!" "Why, my piggy?" "!" "I love-ed you, piggy!" "I love-ed youuu!" "And in other news, giant fish people are rampaging through the city." "You're gonna get in trouble as soon as Dad finds out you took his hover-helmet!" "I'll put it right back!" "I just wanna see if I can make it into space with this thing!" "GIR!" "Another pig!" "Wow!" "I can spy on a family of Nosferatus who just moved in down the street!" "Wow!" "So anyhow, I was thinking I'd try one of Dad's old cloaking jackets and go spy on Zim's house!" "Dib, shhh." "They're gonna show the bats eating a cow!" "Whatever." "I'm gonna sneak up past those giant gnomes and... leave a... nasty message note... and leave a nasty note on his door." "Gaz... have I always had these tubes in my neck?" "Hover-helmet accident when you were 6." "Punched a hole through it in the sewer system, don't you remember?" "And have my plans always been this lame?" "Ooooh yeah." "And these..." "visions of pigs... in my head..." "What's with these pigs?" "!" "More piggies, GIR!" "I demand piggieees!" "No!" "These are for science!" "Science!" "Okay." "Now... back to my filthy evil, I guess." "It's a Bigfoot baby!" "I know it!" "Leave me alone!" "Nobody has ever gotten footage this close before!" "I'm a regular kid!" "I just want to eat grubs!" "Eat your grubs, Sasquatch!" "Zim!" "Zim!" "I know you're behind the piggies, Zim!" "I don't know how, but I know that it's you!" "Rubber piggies have ruined my life, and it's all been you!" "So close to victory." "Come on, kid!" "If I lose one more patient today," "I'm gonna get written off!" "Clear!" "Come on, kid!" "Clear!" "Oh, stay with me!" "Stay with me!" "Foolish Earth creature." "Since my son's skeleton was accidentally crushed by a paramedic in a freak piggy accident," "I have created the new MegaBoy 3000 fusion-powered titanium exoskeleton!" "It will give him the strength of ten thousand little boys!" "You will pay for ruining my childhood, Zim!" "You!" "Will!" "Pay!" "That last piggy should have reduced him to nothing!" "What happened?" "!" "Where did history go wrong?" "!" "My whole life has been a miserable pig-filled ordeal because of you!" "You can hide, Zim, but you can't... hide!" "There must be some way of stopping him, some point in history where he's still vulnerable to the piggy!" "Prepare for your destruction!" "Only one left!" "Noooooo!" "Yaaaaay!" "We're doomed!" "Wait!" "There may be one last chance!" "I have to warn myself in the past to never use this time machine!" "Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!" "And now, Zim!" "This is for tampering with the past!" "This is for the pigs!" "Enjoy your last moment of privacy!" "Soon the world will see... wait a minute." "Have I always been like this?" "Yes, I have, haven't I?" "!" "My whole life!" "Good old Dib-like Dib!" "Yaay... heey!" "Hey, wait a minute!" "Hey!" "Heeey!" "It's like none of it ever happened!" "Where did the last piggy go?" "Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!" "ZIM!" "Don't use the time machine!" "Love, ZIM!" "Subtitles:" "Ainee" "Jumpin' chilli bean!"