"Copyright from SI Media" "When it comes to weddings, yöu want something that yöu know most people are gonna like, gets everyone sufficiently drunk, no fights between the families." "Can I see the ring?" "Yeah." "Oh, my God." "What?" "Wow, that's beautiful." "That's great." "What'd yöu do wrong?" "What's up, guys?" "Stop working so hard." "I don't want yöu guys to strain yöurselves." "Oh, okay, thank yöu, Kate." "It crushed a can like I've never seen." "It was... it was insane." "Yeah, come in!" "If that thing is, like, a piece of shit..." "Hey, um, how is the planning going for the anniversary party?" "Good." "Good?" "Yep." "All set." "Good or great?" "Really great." "Oh, oh, okay." "And yöu're gonna hate this." "Will yöu call the distributors, each one individually, and speak to someone there and make sure that they know they're invited?" "yöu're, like, yöu know, the face and voice of this brewery, so..." "Yeah." "yöu know, they need to make a connection with yöu, and that way, yöu know..." "I know it's a little political, but if yöu did that for me, it would make me very, very, very happy." "Sure thing." "Yep, sure." "I'll get on that." "All right." "Oh, oh, um..." "Uh..." "That's it." "That's it." "Okay, thanks." "Okay, all right." "Hey, what are yöu, running through the warehouse?" "I have to go make so many phone calls." "Can I make beer instead, and yöu go make phone calls?" "Uh, no, no." "Question:" "how are the eyes?" "They're... they're good, despite boiling wort being thrown into them." "Well, look, I apologize about that." "It's good." "I've been baptized." "See ya." "Lunch?" "Yes, yes." "Okay." "Okay, Tom, I have to go." "Yep, I'll see yöu there." "Okay, thank yöu." "Hey." "Hey!" "I've got some food for Kate." "That is me." "If yöu could just sign this guy for me." "Awesome." "Thank yöu." "Thanks." "Enjoy." "Hey, do yöu have a fridge?" "Do I have a fridge?" "'Cause yöu can have a magnet." "A magnet, ooh." "Yeah." "I love Revolution Brewing." "I really do." "Thank yöu!" "Thank yöu." "We love yöu too." "I love yöu too." "Uh-oh." "Security!" "Hey!" "Security!" "Ugh." "Oh, we smell so bad!" "Look at this, some Greek salad?" "Eat it." "I fucking hate it." "It's disgusting." "I'm trying not to get scurvy." "Boing!" "Come on, not my fucking beer!" "Oh, that's an expert beer-tasting technique." "Enjoy yöur fries." "I'm still gonna eat." "That doesn't..." "that doesn't do anything." "That doesn't do anything to me." "Come out drinking with us tonight." "Okay, yeah." "yöu're in?" "Sure." "Awesome." "Mm-hmm." "They go, "Oh, my name... my name is Jim." "This is my wife, Carol."" "yöu went... "Oh, this is Carol." "that's my"... yöu don't need to know their names." "But so this guy comes up to me, and I know he's gonna fuck with us." "And so in my head, I think about what my mother said, and I have the vision, like from, yöu know, the voice of God." "This guy's name is Chris Cook." "And so I go, "Hey, man, yöu're Chris Cook."" "That's not a Korean name, though." "No, he's not..." "this is not the Korean." "I thought that it just didn't work." "No, the guy's name was..." "Where did yöu get Chris Cook?" "It was a voice, the theory..." "it was a voice..." "Hey!" "Hey!" "yöu made it." "Gentlemen." "Everybody remembers Jill." "Hi." "Good seeing yöu." "Good seeing yöu too." "How's it goin'?" "Good." "What do yöu want to drink?" "yöu want something to drink?" "Uh, yeah, yeah." "Yeah, I will have a Bell's Amber." "Bell's Amber." "Bell's Amber." "Thank yöu." "There yöu are." "Oh, thank yöu." "If yöur party bus flips over, how long before yöu think yöu get to go party foul?" "What?" "Would yöu shut up?" "Well, I'm just saying." "Would yöu please, for once in yöur life..." "Party foul." "Once in yöur life, right before yöu talk, Frank, just go, "I'm not gonna talk."" "I'm thinking about heading out." "Let's do one more beer." "Oh, no, no, no, yöu should stay." "yöu should hang out with Frank." "One more beer." "Oh, no, I'm fine." "We'll split one." "No, baby, I got to go." "I got to go." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I'm going for sure." "I'm going for sure." "I'm gonna go with." "Yeah?" "Yes." "Okay." "Gentlemen." "yöu out?" "Good night." "Good night, Kate." "We'll see yöu at work." "Bye!" "So long, everybody." "yöu guys seen The Hustler?" "yöu're about to." "Mmm, that smells good." "It is good." "yöu want some?" "Mm." "Hi." "Hey." "That's good." "Mmm." "Wouldn't take me a second." "No, I'm not hungry." "I just want beer." "Yeah?" "yöu haven't drank any of the beer I brought yöu." "I've had a couple of them." "How was yöur night?" "Good." "Yeah?" "Yeah, we played pool at the Empty Bottle." "Oh, the Bottle." "yöu know that place?" "I've heard of it, yeah." "No, I've been to the Bottle." "What'd yöu do today?" "I met with a couple of kids at the studio that I think are gonna do an album." "Yeah, they got a pretty decent little sound." "They're kind of... a little bit freak rock, a little noisy." "But they have this girl who plays the cello, and I think that's supposed to be ironic, but I can't tell anymore." "But, uh, so we'll just stick a mic on her and go." "yöu sure yöu don't want a plate?" "Mm-mm." "Here." "Really?" "Yeah." "Mmm, are yöu done?" "Yeah." "Oh, my God." "Thank yöu." "Oh, sorry." "No, no." "No." "I always forget." "I got it." "I'm awful." "yöu're not awful." "Oh, okay." "yöu're just really hard on furniture." "Mid-century, classic 18th." "It's terrible." "Thanks for coming to see me." "yöu're welcome." "Oh, shit." "What?" "Oh, I got something, and I..." "I forgot." "I bought yöu something today." "I'll be right back." "One sec." "Uh, yöu might hate it." "yöu'll prob..." "yöu'll probably hate it." "I won't hate it." "But yöu might come around and then love it." "Book!" "What is it?" "That is back when men wrote about God, pussy, and themselves." "It's like, of all the sort of fellow narcissists, that's the one." "Thank yöu." "Sure." "yöu kind of remind me a little bit of the hero." "Really?" "Is she a..." "Yeah, in a weird way." "It's he, but..." "It's a he." "It's thematic." "Awesome." "yöu're a kindred spirit." "Thank yöu." "yöu're a runner." "yöu're a rabbit." "I am a little bit like a rabbit." "yöu are." "Damn it." "I can't find my sock." "yöu sure yöu don't want to just spend the night?" "No, I have to be home in the morning 'cause I'm having something delivered." "But yöu should stay in bed." "Go to sleep." "All right, how about I call yöu a car?" "No, 'cause I have my bike." "I'm just gonna ride." "Just throw it in the back of the cab or something." "I'll give yöu some money." "No, thank yöu." "I feel bad." "Don't feel bad." "I feel bad." "Don't feel bad." "No, really, really, really." "Really?" "No!" "No!" "yöu're gonna get me fired!" "Oh, gross!" "Sorry." "Get out." "I'm leaving." "Ow!" "Please, please, please." "Stop it." "Now yöu're just being mean." "Okay." "All right." "So yöu don't need me to do anything." "I mean, no, if everything is all taken care of, then I guess, yöu know, we should be fine, I guess." "Okay." "Yeah." "Are yöu gonna be all right?" "I'm..." "I'm fine." "Okay." "Yeah." "I like both." "I like a short beard." "I like..." "I like yöur beard..." "Well, this..." "Like, if it was longer than this, then I'd be worried it would be like a hipster or homeless dot com kind of situation." "But this is an okay range." "I like it." "Hi, guys." "Hey, how are yöu?" "Hi." "Good." "yöu like nice." "Oh, thank yöu very much." "This place is gorgeous." "Did yöu do most of this?" "Yeah, it looks awesome." "Did yöu do most of this?" "Yeah, I didn't do much." "I just put some plants in the growlers and the food..." "No, it looks amazing." "Why are yöu so stressed?" "It's going great." "It's good, right?" "It's great." "Okay, good." "The chocolate pretzels are a humongous hit." "Good, good." "Great." "It's hot, sorry." "It's so hot." "Just encourages more drinking." "Yeah, exactly." "I think it's good party plan." "Ah!" "Sorry." "Chris is here." "I'm gonna go get him." "Okay." "I'll be right back." "Bring him back over here, all right?" "Okay." "Chris is her boyfriend?" "Chris is the boyfriend, yes." "Baby." "Hey." "Mwah." "Welcome!" "I was just looking for yöu." "Thank yöu." "Come in." "Jess." "Jessica, he's with me." "Wow, this is great." "This looks great." "Did yöu do all of this?" "I did." "Wow." "Wow, it's..." "yeah, it's amazing." "It's a lot of work." "Yeah." "Here, I want yöu to meet some people." "yöu guys, this is my boyfriend, Chris." "Hey, how are yöu?" "Chris, this is Jim." "It's a pleasure to meet yöu." "This is Dawn." "Hey, Jim." "How are yöu?" "Pleasure." "Hi, nice to meet yöu." "And this is Frank's wife." "Frank." "Amy." "Frank." "Hey, Frank's wife." "I can't wait to meet him." "Yeah, he's with Jim right now." "yöu left him with Jim?" "Yeah." "But, um, if I introduce yöu, will yöu not be a dickhead?" "And don't call me names, and don't say anything stupid or mean, and don't, like, punch me in the face?" "Get off." "All our equipment came in from Canada." "We had it shipped in, and we had it all rigged and set up, and started brewing about three months ago." "Here yöu go." "Good one." "Thank yöu." "Uh, we'll be back." "I'm just gonna introduce him to some other people." "Great to... great to meet yöu." "Yeah." "Well, then take the shoes off." "No, no." "I'm..." "I'm such a shorty." "Who cares?" "I don't want yöur friends to know how short I am." "Ha-ha!" "yöu're the weirdest." "It's a secret." "It's a secret?" "All right, I won't tell anyone." "Hey, guys." "Hi!" "This is Chris." "This is Jill." "Hi, I'm Jill." "Jill, how are yöu?" "This is Luke." "Nice to meet yöu." "Luke?" "Yes, Luke, nice to meet yöu." "Nice to meet yöu, Luke." "Nice to meet yöu." "This is Callie." "Hey, Callie." "Hi." "This is Mike." "How are yöu?" "Chris." "Hey." "Mike." "Mike?" "Chris." "It's everybody!" "Pleasure, yeah." "Nice to see yöu." "This is his first time here." "Welcome, man." "Hey, all jokes aside, we've heard a lot of great things about yöu, and we're excited to have yöu." "Really?" "Good." "That's great." "Well, what do yöu think of the beer, man?" "Um, well..." "Have a sip." "Pressure's on now." "Big reaction." "What do yöu taste, sir?" "Can yöu taste the hops?" "Uh, I have to go take care of something." "I taste skinned knees and..." "I'll be right back." "Will yöu be cool here?" "I will." "I will." "Jelly sandwiches and..." "Jelly sandwiches!" "Dark clouds of puberty on the horizon." "No, I don't know." "Where do yöu..." "where do yöu teach?" "I teach at Orr." "I teach Special Ed." "Oh." "Oh, wow." "Yeah." "Yeah, that's... so yöu really..." "yöu really teach." "I guess, yeah." "I mean... yeah." "yöu have... yeah." "Yeah." "yöu have a Master's?" "Uh, I was teaching while I was getting my Master's." "There was a program, and... yeah." "That's, um..." "I find that really impressive." "Well, thank yöu." "Yeah." "Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am." "Sorry." "Oh, I apologize." "Oh, pardon me." "Oh, I didn't realize that was yöu." "Oh, what a gross-looking plate." "I am so hungry." "I have not eaten anything all day." "It's all hot mustard, Kate." "That's all I need." "yöu know, I read something, ah..." "I think Camus wrote about" "Sisyphus pushing the boulder up, yöu know, the hill?" "And he always pictured him smiling?" "Um... yöu know, as opposed to a punishment thing, and I feel that sometimes things that are really hard can be..." "can be really rewarding because they're hard, yöu know?" "Chris is a great guy." "He is, right?" "He's a great guy." "He told me about yöu guys, though, that weird thing that happened the other night." "yöu're a dick." "He didn't say anything." "No, he said yöu're a..." "Have fun." "Good-bye." "All right." "Thank yöu." "Thanks for showing me that." "Yeah." "Hey, man, it was really fun." "yöu get a tour?" "Yeah, I did." "I did, yeah." "I gave him a tour of the whole place." "Yeah, it was kind of awesome." "That's cool." "He got into it." "Yeah, um, who cleans all this up?" "yöu're looking at the cleaning crew right now." "All right, can I help?" "We're gonna clean it up." "yöu guys go." "Really?" "Yeah, I talked to Mike and Frank and the guys." "We're gonna do it." "yöu set it up." "We'll clean it." "We'll stick around if..." "No, yöu guys, honestly, go." "yöu've done enough." "See what I just did?" "Yeah?" "See that?" "Thank yöu." "All right, okay." "I won't say no." "Good to see yöu." "It was so good to see yöu." "yöu too." "I'll see yöu soon." "Hey, it was a real pleasure." "Yeah, it's awesome." "Congratulations on, yöu know, the thing." "All right, I'll see yöu at work." "Really great to meet yöu." "I heard that we might stop by yöur tasting this weekend." "Oh, yeah." "No, I hope yöu do." "I'm there from noon to 2:00, so whenever yöu guys want." "Ice cream brunch." "I love it." "Good night, guys." "Bye." "Good night." "I'm not cleaning." "yöu're cleaning." "I'm not cleaning." "Oh, yöu're cleaning." "I'm not lifting a finger." "Yeah." "No, absolutely." "It's..." "we have one, two..." "I have nine tastings this month, but I can put yöu in." "Kate..." "Jill's outside." "I'm ready." "I just have to finish." "Then let's go." "I'm going." "But I can do this next week." "Not this weekend." "Nope, I have a festival this weekend." "But I can do this next week, and I'll bring whatever year-ends we have available." "Okay?" "Thank yöu." "I'll call yöu on Monday." "Okay, bye." "Have wallet..." "All right, I got it." "All right." "Come on in." "Why don't yöu put the groceries down, and we'll just leave 'em, and..." "Wow." "Big reveal." "Oh, yeah, I can't really take responsibility for the decoration." "My cousin and her kids kind of come up here a lot." "No, I love it." "She likes patterns." "Most of it really hasn't been changed probably in 40 years, either." "Um..." "All right." "Here's a bathroom if anybody needs it." "Um, I expect yöu might." "It is... we're on a septic line, so try not to put any..." "down that thing." "Great." "yöu guys are gonna be in this room here." "Where do I put my tampons?" "yöu keep them in a bag." "Is this us?" "This is yöu." "What?" "In a cabin, yöu keep them in a bag?" "Why don't yöu two settle in, clean up if yöu want to clean up, and we'll go put the groceries away, and then, yöu know, if yöu want to crack a beer or two or something." "Oh, yes, please." "Yeah, welcome, but just, yöu know, make yöurself at home, okay?" "Thank yöu, man." "Great." "What is that?" "It's really cute." "Yeah, it is." "I've got yöu alone in a cabin with this thing." "How's the bed?" "Uh..." "Oh, it's squishy." "It is?" "It's really... oop." "I feel like we're gonna break it." "We're good." "Hi." "Morning." "yöu think I could make eggs or something?" "Yeah, sure." "Sorry, sorry, sorry." "For a man who has everything, he's only got little bowls." "Sorry." "That was a terrible joke." "Eggs?" "Sure, yeah." "yöu close with yöur parents?" "Sort of." "Sort of." "I mean, we talk." "I talk to them." "Yeah." "We don't hate each other." "That's a positive." "Are yöu?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "yöu're up." "yöu look great." "Oh, thank yöu." "Here, let me help yöu up." "Oh, merci." "How are ya?" "Got a mouthful of hair just then, sorry." "Sorry." "Good." "I prefer it." "Good." "Hey." "Morning." "Thanks for having us." "Sure." "My pleasure." "Just coming to see if I can interest yöu guys in a hike, a little trail hike." "Will it offend yöu at all if I say no?" "Absolutely not." "No way, then." "I'm not going." "If yöu don't mind." "Doesn't offend me at all." "Awesome." "Yeah, maybe... how about yöu?" "yöu want to go?" "I..." "Probably spent the first month trying to figure out what was in it for her, yöu know." "But I guess yöu have to take a person at their word that..." "They're actually into yöu, yöu know?" "I don't know." "It's hard to figure women out." "Well..." "Still working on it." "I mean, yöu're an interesting..." "Polite gentleman." "I'm sure that's..." "That's a good way to put it." "I'm sure that's a big factor." "No, that's a lovely..." "that's a lovely way to put it." "Well, I'll bet a lot of people..." "I'm probably a little..." "Interesting gentlemen don't necessarily come in there all the time." "I'm probably somewhere on the Asperger's spectrum." "That's probably a little closer to it." "All right, yöu ready?" "Yes." "What's yöur first bet?" "What's a good first bet?" "$5?" "We're gonna..." "way more than that." "Let's say $100 minimum at this table." "This is VIP." "I don't have $100." "Well, the house will give yöu $1,000." "Not give yöu, but as a credit." "Oh, I was like, "I love gambling!"" "Yeah, yöu just went..." "No, the house will spot yöu $1,000, because we know yöu're good for it." "Great." "So $100." "Okay, I shouldn't..." "$100." "Yeah, yöu don't want to go $1,000 to start." "yöu want to go more?" "No, I'll start with $100." "Okay." "Good luck to yöu." "A nine versus a face." "Hit me." "We got a nine and an eight." "That's a hard 17." "What do yöu say?" "Hit me." "yöu want to hit with a 17?" "Yeah, hit me." "That is a very bold..." "And a bust, ma'am." "That is a 23." "We're really sorry." "yöu're down $100." "That's okay." "I was gonna say, I wonder sometimes, yöu know, if I'd have met somebody like her or yöu or, yöu know, somebody that had that kind of... thing going on 15 years ago..." "Well, yöu know what?" "I probably did." "I probably did meet somebody like that." "And I probably wasn't paying attention." "yöu have lost every hand." "yöu are down $1,000." "I am yet to see my cards." "Will the casino kindly give me another $1,000?" "I'll tell yöu..." "I'm good for it." "Kate, I..." "This is like college." "I have never done this before, but I'll talk to the pit boss." "We'll give yöu another $1,000!" "Yes!" "Thank yöu." "yöu better win it back, kid." "'Cause if yöu lose $2,000," "I personally am gonna bust yöur legs." "I'm all warmed up now." "How much?" "$100." "That low right now?" "yöu're right." "Let's get weird." "$300?" "Now we're talking." "Good luck, ma'am." "I really mean that." "I do work off tips." "This thing's amazing." "Where'd yöu get that?" "It kind of came with my... my pack." "It's fantastic." "It's a little... yeah." "It's a little dinky, but it's got the tarp underneath." "Yeah, it's, like, waterproof." "So it's, like, heavy-duty." "It's perfect." "Absolutely perfect." "Yeah." "Oh, wow." "Okay." "I didn't think I brought..." "was glasses for the wine." "But we can probably just swig out of the bottle." "Are yöu cool with that?" "No, no." "I'm happy to see this." "I've..." "I've been kind of dreading this, 'cause I felt like yöu were so impressed by my outdoorsy-ness." "Yeah?" "And, um..." "Uh, this is actually..." "Are yöu fucking kidding me?" "Are yöu kidding me with that?" "I know." "It's embarrassing." "Who are yöu?" "It's..." "I'm a bourgeois pig." "That is... that is gorgeous." "Look at that." "Oh, my God." "I know." "It's got, like, silverware and..." "Nah, that's great." "It has a cheese board." "yöu saved the day." "No, yöu just saved the day." "That's fantastic." "Now I'm fine." "I love it." "Yeah, I thought, "I'll use this all the time."" "Jill, yöu're not fucking around, are yöu?" "But this is actually the first time I've gotten to use it, so thank yöu." "I'm honored." "All right." "Here's to not fucking around." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Can I get rid of these onions?" "Is that fair?" "No, that's part of it." "All right, let's have one humongous sandwich, and we'll cut it in half." "We won't use mayo." "That's a perfect compromise." "This is the best sandwich ever." "Wait." "Can we get this disgustingness off the top?" "Yeah." "I don't know if I put enough mustard on." "yöu have to put a lot of mustard on." "I feel like I might... may be about to embarrass myself." "My heart's beating really fast." "Um..." "How come?" "Is that just me?" "Maybe that's just me." "Sorry." "How come?" "What's going on?" "Um..." "No, I just had, like, a nervous feeling." "Um, but that just might be..." "That just might be all me." "Oh, no, don't do that." "Don't do that." "We're even." "Yeah, all right." "We're even." "Okay." "Allow the moment to be even." "yöu don't say soy cheese." "I don't say mayo." "We're adults." "Oh, yöu are the worst." "Luckily I caught it." "Look at yöu." "yöu're a pirate." "That help?" "Okay, go!" "Oh!" "Ah, fuck." "Here." "Okay." "10:00." "Oh." "yöu broke my finger." "Don't even think about it!" "Come on!" "Hey, doing okay?" "Mm-hmm. yöu?" "Good." "Oh." "Let me give yöu this." "Oh, thanks." "yöu don't..." "I don't need it if..." "No, it's fine, I made a..." "It's fine." "Yeah." "Are yöu gonna do that the whole time?" "I might, yeah." "I might." "I want to see where yöu are." "Good part." "Do yöu like it?" "I do." "Remember, jacks and jokers." "Okay." "No!" "'Cause if yöu hit accidentally, yöu have to get punished for it." "No!" "Ah, damn it." "Oh, fuck!" "That's a seven!" "All right, so yöu get all those, and I get punished." "I decide." "That's right." "When we started, yöu said seven." "Faster, faster, faster." "Faster, faster." "Faster!" "Ah!" "Which one do yöu want to do?" "yöu want to deal, or yöu want to slap?" "I want yöu to deal." "No, I want yöu to deal." "Okay." "Five seconds on the deal." "I'll do the first three." "yöu do the last one." "Okay, okay, okay." "Okay, ready?" "Do yöu feel good?" "Yeah, I'm ready." "So is that what yöu choose to do?" "Yes." "Then do this for the cameras." "Oh." "There's a camera above us at all times, so yöu go like this, and if yöu want to... okay." "If yöu want to hit, yöu go like this." "And then yöu clear yöur hands to make sure yöu're not stealing chips." "Shouldn't yöu hit on the 14?" "No, 'cause yöu have to think about what I'm playing." "Not against a three." "Okay." "So what would yöu like to do, ma'am?" "I'll stay." "That's a very smart stay." "That's a bad card for yöu." "Now I have an eight." "Now I have an 11." "Now I have an 18." "yöu lost that hand, that's..." "hey!" "Are we being..." "Sorry." "Are we being way too loud?" "No, no." "No, yöu guys are fine." "I was just coming to hang out." "Are yöu saying we're totally fine, but we're being way too loud?" "No, no, he's asleep." "He got me drunk..." "Oh." "I'm sorry." "And I lost so badly." "And she's a total lightweight." "Here, drink this." "And then he was beating me up." "Are yöu drinking or..." "I'll get my own." "Deal." "Okay, yöu're up $100." "What would yöu like to do?" "Do yöu guys need anything?" "Yeah, let's have another." "Let's just get a couple on the table." "Okay." "Okay, so yöu lost that hand." "yöu're down 100 bucks." "She saw me lose." "It's fine." "Okay." "She lost a lot of money earlier." "All right." "Why are yöu so good at blackjack?" "'Cause when I was yöunger," "I used to work on the riverboats in the casinos." "What?" "Yeah, my family, we all played cards growing up." "So when I was, like, 19 or 20 or whatever, my buddy got me a job, or an interview, with this Chinese guy who ran a company called "Network Management."" "Which is just, like, a fake company." "And then I got the job." "It was an hourly wage." "And he sent me on the boats with 10,000 bucks for eight-hour shifts." "I just played, yöu know, with the company's money." "So I was just a worker, but my game was, yöu know, cards." "That's crazy." "Yeah." "Should we go have a smoke?" "yöu want to sit outside?" "Okay." "yöu want to?" "Yeah." "I don't want to wake her up." "Here, I'll grab that." "That's the problem with heartbreak, is that to yöu, it's like an atomic bomb, and to the world, it's just really cliché, because, in the end, we all have the same experience." "But it's just yöu and me." "I was madly, madly in love with him, and we were total soul mates and totally in love." "And then he said," ""I think maybe we should just not."" "I think he said something along the lines of," ""I think we should, uh"... and he's not, like, a football player, so this is a weird thing for him to say..." ""I think we should take a knee on this romance stuff."" "What does that mean?" "That's so lame." "I actually had to ask somebody." "I was like, "Is 'take a knee' a good thing?"" "No." "No." "No." "yöu've obviously got a lot of love, so that's there." "Some people don't." "Some people are snakes." "And yöu're fun." "And if Chris is lucky... yöu know, yöu have babies and do all that good stuff and live in this house or a house equivalent to this." "Yeah, yöu guys could come over and play bridge." "Fuckin' pass." "By the way, I'm not doing more double dates, either." "This was fun." "yöu love it." "No, I'm having a good time." "yöu know what I want to do, Kate?" "Mm?" "If yöu don't want to do it, this is yöur chance to get out." "Okay." "I want to make a huge fire." "I'm good at making fires." "I can do it." "And we'll sit by the fire and relax on the beach." "And fall asleep on the fucking sand." "And if we don't fall asleep... because there's a good chance it's too uncomfortable to fall asleep... we'll put the fire out, and we'll go to bed." "Okay." "Do yöu want to do that?" "Yes." "Does that sound fun to yöu?" "Yes." "Are yöu just saying that?" "Do yöu really think it sounds fun?" "I think it sounds really fun." "Are yöu just saying that, or do yöu really think it sounds fun?" "I think it sounds really fun." "Okay, then we'll do that." "What about if we don't fall asleep and we stay up all night?" "Are yöu okay with that?" "Yeah, I think that's only, like, four hours away anyway." "That's fine." "That's pretty great." "That's pretty great." "That's pretty great." "I have an idea." "Let's go swimming." "Why not?" "'Cause it's 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning." "We got a great fire and a six pack of beer." "So we can go into the water and come back and get warm." "Let's go." "I'm gonna go in." "Don't." "I'm gonna go in." "Don't!" "Why not?" "Kate, just don't do this." "Why not?" "No, don't go in the water." "Why not?" "Last chance." "Kate, stop it." "Last chance." "Come swimming with me." "Come on!" "Please?" "yöu're crazy!" "Got it?" "I just got one." "I could... this is us." "I got it." "Oh, jeez, it's a hassle." "yöu got it?" "Yeah, I got it." "Hey, listen, if yöu guys ever need anything, give me a call." "Really fun." "Yeah." "So fun." "Thank yöu." "Thank yöu." "So much." "So great." "Sleep well, guys." "See yöu later." "yöu have keys?" "Yes." "Hey." "Do yöu want me to drive?" "No, I kind of need to talk to yöu." "Um..." "Do yöu want to go..." "is there some place..." "Where do yöu want to go?" "Home." "Can we just go home?" "I'm really tired." "I'm..." "Yeah, okay." "All right." "Maybe we'll just drive a bit." "All right, I hope yöu pussies are up for some drinking tonight!" "Look at this entrance." "No one's going home to their significant other, because I no longer have one." "That's right!" "The shackles are off." "I'm free." "Thank yöu." "Thank yöu." "Thank yöu." "Thank yöu." "So anyway, get yöurselves prepared." "Do what yöu need to do." "Cancel on yöur wives, and, um, I'll see yöu pussies tonight." "Okay." "All right?" "Yeah." "Bye." "Sorry." "Hey." "What?" "For yöu." "Is that for me?" "Yes, the candle fell in." "Thanks, Gene." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Thanks, guys." "To yöur new life." "To yöur freedom." "Yes." "It's a personality thing." "I would advise someone in a reverse situation to give yöu more..." "Oh-oh, got 'em." "Got 'em." "Two shots of Malort." "Uh, no." "Right from the basement." "Go on." "I'm not drinking the Malort." "yöu're gonna have to." "It's a Chicago tradition." "yöu're single." "This'll erase all past mistakes." "I'm single!" "It does?" "Makes room for new ones." "Oh, my God!" "Here we go." "It's like swallowing a burnt condom full of gas." "Ah!" "Ugh." "Look at that weird form." "Well, it's this damn heater, yöu know?" "I don't know." "Uh-oh." "There she is." "Up top." "Hey!" "Aw." "Thanks." "yöu okay?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Crazy." "No, it's good, though." "yöu sure?" "Yeah." "It's..." "I'm yöung, yöu know?" "Of course yöu're yöung." "Don't hold me down." "No, yeah." "Can't hold me back." "Hey, come outside with me." "Let's have a cigarette and talk." "No." "I'm gonna see yöu inside." "I'm gonna play games." "Hey, get out here." "Let's have one cigarette." "No!" "I want to hear what happened." "Come back soon." "yöu're the prettiest girl at work." "I'm the only girl at work." "Still." "yöu still are the prettiest." "yöu could have been the ugliest girl at work and still been the only one." "yöu're not." "True, true." "I've been ten minutes out since I got here." "I had one of these, and then I said," ""I'm gonna have one of those,"" "and then here I am." "Yeah, it's hard once it starts going in." "I don't know what I am." "Four or five in?" "yöu're five in?" "I might've." "Oh." "But I had a turkey burger earlier, so... yöu're really keeping it together." "Yeah, I'm a quiet drunk." "yöu're right!" "Oh, my God!" "I know." "What?" "Let it sink in, 'cause I've been thinking about it for, like, an hour and a half." "It's really our bottom half." "That's right." "Top half, I win for sure." "Yeah." "I'm gonna leave." "I like how wear..." "we are, right?" "The same everything." "Guys?" "I'm gonna go." "Gene, good night." "Always a pleasure." "Hey, good night." "I'll see yöu guys tomorrow." "See yöu tomorrow." "Bye, Gene." "And he wears it every time we all get together." "No, 'cause it's a conversation starter!" "We wouldn't have jobs if it wasn't for Gene." "I respect Gene." "I respect Gene, and I respect yöur jean choice." "Because they're the same as mine." "Yeah, because they're the same as yöurs." "Yeah." "It's cool." "Hey, I'm gonna take off." "Want a ride?" "Luke." "Luke." "Luke." "Luke, look at our legs." "Look at all how..." "It looks like the same person!" "She's melted." "She's melting in her shoes." "Yeah, we wear the same clothes!" "Would yöu like a ride home?" "I'm gonna go." "I'm happy to put yöur bike in my car." "No, yöu can't go." "I'm gonna give yöu a ride." "Let's go." "Lock the doors." "Come on." "Let's go." "Why?" "No, come on." "She's good, man." "She's good." "I'm not talking to yöu, dude." "But yöu know she's good." "She's fine." "She'll get home." "Luke..." "Stay." "Does he say that in Star Wars?" "Kate, yöu want a ride home?" "Nah, I'm good." "Okay." "Boo." "But wait, I need to take a photo." "Instagram?" "yöu gonna Instagram it?" "I'm gonna mentally Instagram." "Okay." "In the future, yöu can do that." "That's true." "yöu home?" "Hey." "Hey, where are ya?" "I'm in here." "Hey, baby." "Hey." "What are yöu doing?" "Just working." "Can yöu bring me home a shipping crate from work?" "I was gonna put it on its side, then put this in, and then, like, mount it..." "Sure." "On the wall." "That's easy enough." "How many yöu want?" "Just one." "Okay." "I'm gonna get a beer." "yöu want anything from the kitchen?" "No, thank yöu." "Nothing?" "I'm okay." "Okay." "Thank yöu, baby." "Okay." "Hey, yöu want to hear something crazy?" "Yeah." "Um, Kate broke up with Chris." "Yeah, broke his heart or something." "What, today?" "All..." "I don't know." "I think last night or early this morning." "I mean, she literally walked in this morning... yöu know, yöu know how much I like Kate, but it's the thing about her that's annoying, where yöu're like... yöu know, she came in, literally going like, "I'm free!"" "That's why everybody went out drinking tonight." "She had, like, a party tonight about being free from Chris." "And I like Chris." "Yeah." "Who knows." "Um..." "Do yöu mind if I go watch TV?" "I feel, like, emotionally..." "No, that's fine." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Do yöu care?" "No, I'm just gonna..." "Keep doing this?" "Mm-hmm." "yöu want to go to bed in, like, 45 minutes?" "Okay." "Good." "Hey, babe?" "Did I tell yöu," "I think I might actually go to Costa Rica?" "No, yöu didn't." "Yeah." "I thought yöu didn't want to go." "No, I didn't." "Yeah, I just thought it was gonna be kind of like a bummer, like, trying to re-create college, but I was, like, texting with Kelly, and the more I thought about it," "I just, like..." "I think I'll be sad if I don't go." "Fun." "How long are yöu gonna go?" "Just, like, a week." "Wow." "Is that okay?" "Yeah, I just thought yöu didn't want to go." "Okay." "But I'm not, like, putting yöu out?" "No." "Okay." "Hey, babe, um..." "Can I bring something up?" "But yöu have to promise not to get mad." "Jill, are yöu kidding me?" "Uh..." "No, it's not... it's not bad." "Okay, what?" "It's not... no." "I just feel like..." "Please." "Okay." "If we want to get married..." "Which we do." "Uh, I think... it is in our best interest to reopen that..." "Continue having great relationship." "I just, uh..." "I would love to reopen the floor for that conversation." "Absolutely." "I think the last time we talked about it is where we still kind of stand... at least for me... that we are gonna get married." "We just have to find the right time when we're not as slammed to figure it all out." "Yeah." "'Cause figuring it out's kind of the boring part." "Totally." "Um..." "Yeah, figuring it out is the boring part." "Um..." "No, I just don't want to, like, be that couple that's like," ""Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're getting married."" "Uh, yeah." "I just would like to have a conversation about it." "Okay." "We don't have to do it right now." "Great." "Great." "All right." "Can we not do... honestly, I feel brain-dead." "No, no, no, it's..." "I'm tired." "But I do feel the same way that I feel." "Like, yöu know where I'm at." "Okay." "Do yöu know where I'm at?" "Yeah, but I feel..." "but what I'm saying is, that I think that..." "If it just feels like it's gonna happen..." "Right." "We're never gonna actually do it." "Right." "Um, look at that." "That was..." "Look at that." "That's it." "That's everything." "That's the whole convo." "Are yöu upset with me at all?" "Be honest." "No." "Okay." "Are yöu upset with me?" "Like, I..." "No." "I don't want to be the..." "And I do want to get married, and I do want to do it." "It's just..." "I feel like there's gonna be the right time to get into it, 'cause it's gonna be so much planning and work." "It is." "yöu're right." "And I think the right moment will present itself... if we continue to have these talks to get us there." "Awesome." "Awesome." "Good?" "We're so connected." "I feel like yöu're reading my mind." "Really?" "How connected are we?" "She's not wasting any time." "Yeah, well..." "I'm kind of..." "I feel bad that I know, to be honest." "Really?" "What's up, boys?" "A little bit." "Morning." "yöu guys get after it?" "How yöu doing?" "Good." "How late did yöu guys get?" "Not late enough, apparently." "Yeah, yeah, right." "yöu want to go in on a plaque?" "Not particularly." "Do I have to?" "Yeah, we're getting Dave a plaque." "Yeah." "yöu know Ryan at the bar?" "Yeah." "Dave went home with Kate last night." "They were making out on the street." "That's bullshit." "Making out in the street." "Before they got in the cab." "yöu guys saw it?" "Not just splitting a cab." "Ryan saw it." "Ryan." "Ryan saw it." "If yöu can't trust him, who can yöu trust, right?" "Kind of sucks." "Yeah." "Here's Dave." "We can find out from the source." "I kind of feel, like, bad that I know, because how's she gonna walk in here?" "Yeah, totally." "That's crazy, man." "I wouldn't put those two together." "No, me neither." "If I had to draw lines..." "No, never." "Yeah, man." "Everybody knows." "The whole brewery knows." "I'm not getting into this with yöu guys." "Hey, come on, man." "Everybody..." "Ryan told everybody." "Ryan saw yöu." "So what?" "Yeah, I'm not getting into it." "Come on." "Hi." "I can't do any more phone calls." "Oh, yeah?" "They see through me." "They see through this." "yöu should drink some coffee." "I had so much coffee, but let's get food." "I need some..." "do yöu want to get some?" "Can't." "I'm slammed actually, Kate." "yöu're not having lunch?" "Yo!" "We have enough clean kegs for the stuff in the bright tank?" "Luke." "What's up?" "What's up with the bright tank?" "Are we good?" "I'm working, Dave." "I'm asking yöu a work question." "What did yöu ask me, man?" "I asked yöu if we have enough clean kegs for the bright tank." "I'm not in the fucking mood, man." "Everything's off." "Yeah." "yöu got to..." "yöu got to revisit it." "It's amazing." "And the next development is a canning line, which is great, 'cause as of now, we can't sell the beer in cans." "Will yöu excuse me one second, Eli?" "Absolutely." "I'm gonna be right..." "right back." "Yo." "Yo." "Where yöu going?" "Going home, man." "Why don't yöu stay and have one beer with me?" "'Cause I'm having a shit day, and I'm ready..." "What are yöu doing?" "Going home." "yöu owe me a beer." "I owe yöu a beer?" "Yeah, we have to sit and have a beer." "Hey, guys." "Drinks?" "Oh, we have plans." "Oh, we do?" "All right." "Have fun, guys." "yöu want to all get together, tip a few back and see what happens?" "Shut up." "Dave." "Please?" "One fucking beer." "All right." "Thank yöu." "I'm gonna go finish up with Eli." "I'll be right back." "Great." "Close the deal." "I'll meet yöu over there." "Yeah, of course." "Thank yöu." "yöu're welcome." "I was full of shit yesterday." "I don't know." "Ugh, whatever." "Hey, here's the truth:" "I'm done giving yöu shit, and I'm sorry." "I have no place." "yöu are a grown woman, and if yöu want to have sex with a disgusting, bad brewer with a terrible attitude..." "I don't love Dave." "yöu smell good." "Really?" "Yeah." "Surprised yöu got all of Dave off of ya." "Maybe yöu're smelling Dave." "Mine would be a futon, and then all... yöu know..." "It's just very... it's cool." "It's, like, cozy, but it's still all put together." "Jill, this place is so great." "Oh, thank yöu so much." "Yeah, she was just complimenting it and how great yöur style is and all of that." "Oh, my style?" "Yeah, yöu got style." "yöu got style, woman." "I've got a veggie lasagna, but it's not done yet, so I thought I would feed us something for now." "Thank yöu." "Wow." "yöu are the best." "This is great." "Hey, cheers, everybody." "Yes." "To being in our house and hanging out with us and for making a great meal." "To our new kid." "Aw." "Thanks, Mom." "Thanks, Dad." "Aw." "Couldn't resist." "I got her when she yöung." "She was 21." "She didn't know any better." "She hadn't seen the world yet." "I could really..." "I have a feeling she knew what she was doing." "I could really do my C-plus material, and she was like, "Wow."" "I could be half drunk and still make it work." "And then to evolve." "I mean, 21's so yöung." "And then yöu get older, and so much happens." "yöu change in those years drastically." "Oh, yeah." "No, I for sure thought that I was gonna fuck a lot more dudes." "All right, Jill." "I'm right here." "I mean, that's the thing." "Yeah, maybe, like, almost fuck a chick and then chicken out." "Right, just dabble." "That's what college is for." "But at least I could have tried!" "Right." "yöu still can, the last one." "I think that's great." "I mean, it's overrated." "That whole thing is overrated." "It ends in pain and lots of walking in shame." "No, I feel lucky I got a good one." "I didn't have to wade through too many..." "Yeah." "Bad ones." "Yeah." "Good thing." "Hey, baby." "Hey." "Frank's an idiot." "What?" "Nothing." "yöu doing some packing?" "Indeed." "What Narcissism Means to Me?" "When did yöu start reading a book of poetry?" "Do yöu know who gave me that?" "No." "Uh, Chris." "Chris of Kate and Chris." "Why did Chris give yöu a book called" "What Narcissism Means to Me?" "Uh, I don't know." "The title, I can't actually say..." "Um, I don't want this." "But he just came by the farmer's market, and, like, gave me a..." "He went to the farmer's market?" "Yeah, he came by the farmer's market." "He gave me, like, a..." "What a sweet guy." "Yeah." "Yeah." "He seemed, like..." "he seemed okay." "He seemed, like... happy and healthy and fine and..." "Just, uh..." "A reminder or a-a query." "Um..." "A query?" "Have yöu been thinking at all about the old marriage convo, the worst convo..." "Yeah." "In the history of the world?" "Absolutely." "Yeah?" "Yes." "I have." "What have... what have yöu been thinking about?" "All good stuff." "Yeah?" "Um..." "Yeah, just maybe while I'm gone, like, if yöu have thoughts on just general timing and..." "Okay." "yöu got it." "That would be great." "I'll give it a lot of thought." "That would make me feel really good." "Oh, good." "Okay." "yöu think about it too." "I'm gonna." "Good." "Don't try to turn it around on me." "yöu know I'm gonna." "Okay." "Mm." "What'd yöu do tonight?" "Um, I had some work to do, and I did some reading." "Here yöu go." "Thank yöu." "So what's up?" "I don't know." "I was just out." "Uh-huh." "It's so hot out." "Just, like, sweating my..." "Yeah." "Sweating my balls off." "Yeah." "What's up?" "Sit down." "No, I'm gonna stand." "Ugh, sit down." "I'm gonna stand here." "Tell me what's up." "Why'd yöu come over?" "'Cause I miss yöu." "Okay." "Um, here's the thing." "Yes?" "All right?" "Can yöu please..." "it's hard... it's not nice to be on another level." "yöu have to sit, because I can't hear yöu all the way up... hello?" "Here's the thing." "I can't hear yöu up there." "Okay." "Kate?" "Yes." "I was serious about what I said the other day." "I know, and I heard yöu." "Yeah, well, what I said was," "I don't think that this is working." "I think..." "Okay?" "And I don't think this is gonna work." "I think yöu're wrong." "And I think eight months is enough time to know whether something's gonna work." "yöu know..." "All right?" "What the fuck?" "God damn it!" "yöu stupid fucker!" "Why didn't yöu take that one?" "Oh, my God!" "Fucking..." "No, I'm..." "I'm really excited to see the space, and I've heard yöur food is awesome." "Okay, great." "I'll see yöu guys Wednesday." "Thank yöu." "That's what I do." "Impressive." "Hey, is yöur lady in Mexico?" "Costa Rica." "Costa Rica?" "Different." "Is she... uh, same-same, sort of interchangeable." "yöu want to get dinner with me?" "Dinner?" "Tonight?" "Yes." "No, in a week and a half." "Tonight, yes." "yöu do?" "Yeah." "Definitely." "I'm starving." "I just have to make one more phone call." "Do yöu..." "do yöu want to watch?" "Yes." "All right." "Weirdo." "Sorry." "Did yöu already pay?" "I did." "Yeah, we're good." "How much do I owe yöu?" "yöu owe me nothing, Kate." "Oh, come on." "yöu owe me nothing." "What a gentleman." "Thanks, hubby." "Oh, I like yöu a lot." "So sweet." "So nice." "Are yöu ready?" "Mm-hmm." "Here yöu go, my friend." "Mm." "Let me give yöu that." "Thank yöu." "Give me this." "Thanks." "Give me the pretzels." "yöu got a hold of 'em?" "Okay." "Okay." "This is yöu." "Oh, thanks." "Here yöu go, ma'am." "Hey." "Cheers to ya." "Cheers." "Thanks for dinner." "Yeah." "Thanks for coming over." "Yum, yum, yum." "Mm." "yöu want 'em?" "Mm-hmm." "It's so nice here." "So when we open up our bar..." "Yeah." "Brewing in the back." "Oh, yeah." "Cuba, Miami... both:" "New Orleans." "I still vote Cuba." "I think we could do it." "yöu do?" "We just have to sneak in through Mexico." "What do yöu think the aesthetic is again?" "The aesthetic is..." "Walk me through it. yöu walk in 'cause I like..." "Reservoir Dogs meets Casablanca." "How many times do I have to tell yöu that?" "'Cause all I think about is fuckin' guys getting their ears cut off in the back..." "Word." "And dudes... no." "What a nice apartment." "I want a Jill." "Yeah, I'm glad I got her." "Can yöu find me one, please?" "Does she have a male clone?" "She's got a brother, but he's weird as fuck." "I'll take it." "Right?" "Do yöu like it?" "It's good." "It's groovy." "That's how I'm described a lot by my peers." ""He's a groovy fella."" "Good and groovy." "That's a very important pressure point." "What's this spot?" "That's yöur heart." "Oh, wow." "Oh, Lord, I'm gonna go to the bathroom." "Okay." "All right, come here." "I'm gonna give yöu a massage." "Oh." "Be very careful that yöu don't get hurt." "Okay, ready?" "I've never been more ready." "Honestly, I've never been." "Ohh!" "Again with the fucking sounds!" "I'm vocal about... yöu have to be more quiet." "I'm sorry, it's..." "Oh." "I have to pee so bad." "Do yöu have food here?" "No." "I'm not going far." "I just need a smaller place, 'cause my place is meant for two, and I am meant for one." "So I am moving to a little place." "It's good." "It's got just enough room for me and my imaginary cat." "Yeah, if yöu want help moving," "I'd be happy to do it." "Especially if yöu got to be out by tomorrow." "yöu don't want to help me move." "No, I'm willing to help yöu." "yöu're yöu." "I'll do it." "It's an awful job." "Moving is what happens in hell." "Um..." "When was the party?" "yöu were there." "It was for my birthday." "This is from yöur birthday party, Kate?" "Yeah." "Are yöu kidding me, man?" "Well, I knew I was moving, so I didn't bother, yöu know..." "Anyway, I feel like we should start..." "First of all, I think we should clean everything." "Oh, I don't know if there's... it's gonna get dirty anyway." "The cake is still here!" "I know." "I ate it all." "It was, like, the best breakfast food." "Here, I got bags." "All right, great." "Kitchen's done." "Oh, my God." "Living room's done." "What?" "Dining room's done." "Oh, my God!" "Yeah, we are groovin'." "That's such good news." "This is a little chaotic." "Ooh, I'm so hot." "Just throwing it in like that?" "Yeah." "Yeah, 'cause I'm just gonna take it right out." "Smart." "How about the towels?" "yöu want to just throw those on top?" "Oh, yeah." "For protection." "I like yöur style, friend." "Thanks." "Can I have a sip?" "Yes, ma'am." "Mm." "Mm-hmm." "I'm pretty impressed with us." "This is so much better than it would have been on my own." "Do yöu want some water?" "Oh, it's weird to see the bottom of my sink." "How's it coming in there?" "yöur breakfast is served, lady." "Good morning." "Really?" "Yes, really." "Wow." "How'd yöu sleep?" "Good." "So here's what I think for today." "Tell me what yöu think." "I'm gonna take off." "I'm gonna get the U-Haul." "I already called it in." "If yöu want to finish doing this kitchen," "I'll get the U-haul." "We'll get everything." "When we're done... which I think we can be done by 2:00... we shower, we dress up, and we go to a nice dinner on me." "Really?" "Do the whole thing." "Feel good about it." "Celebrate these couple of days." "Celebrate the move." "Get a nice bite to eat." "Okay." "Deal?" "Deal." "Sealed." "Okay." "yöu good?" "Yep." "All right, let's do it." "yöu got it?" "Yeah." "Ah, fucking Christ!" "Fuck!" "What happened?" "Did yöu drop it?" "There's a nail in the fucking couch." "Oh." "Ah, f..." "Are yöu bleeding?" "Did it get on the upholstery?" "I don't even know how to clean this." "Ah, fucking A." "Let's..." "let's just get it out the door." "All right, just stop, Kate." "Wait." "Give me one fucking second." "Ahh..." "Ah." "Fucking cr..." "Ah-ha-ha." "I just left the couch sitting on the... ah, fuck!" "Yeah, I think I'm gonna need stitches." "Oh, God, I'm gonna be sick." "Yeah, yöu got any peroxide or anything?" "Oh, my God, I'm not good with..." "Kate, get me some peroxide, please." "I'm sorry yöu're not good with it." "I'm fucking bleeding." "Just get me a fucking paper towel, please, then." "I have..." "I don't know..." "Just do something!" "Fuck!" "Okay, I found them." "Okay, great." "Oh, my God." "Okay, here." "Oh, my God." "That's..." "Ahh." "That's really bad." "It's really, really, really bad." "Yeah, it's okay." "It's okay." "Should I call... yöu know, should I call an ambulance?" "Ahh." "Ah." "Ah, ha-ha." "Ha-ha-ha." "Ah, f..." "Ah, fucking piece of shit." "Hey, is this yöu?" "Yeah, that's me." "Move yöur fucking van, buddy!" "Wait, we just have to get the couch in." "Hey, pal." "I don't care what yöur fucking girlfriend says!" "Move the van, pal!" "Are yöu kidding?" "Hang on one second." "Shut up, lady!" "It's fucking hot out here." "I've been out here for five fucking minutes!" "Fuck yöu." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "I've tried being fucking cool!" "Give me the fucking keys then, shithead!" "Luke!" "Luke!" "Luke!" "Move the fucking van, asshole!" "Jesus Christ!" "I'll move the van." "I will move it." "He's really... he's lucky." "yöu're lucky." "yöu're lucky that no one called the cops." "yöu're lucky he didn't press charges." "He's lucky I didn't continue to kick his fucking ass." "Oh, my God." "What is the point of that?" "That's so stupid." "This is so stupid." "Can I just call..." "I'm just gonna call some people, and have them come and help me move out of my fucking place." "Kate, give me one... give me one fucking second, please." "I made room!" "This futuristic device, I wasn't familiar with." "Please be careful with it." "It's my love life." "Is it?" "It's all yöu got?" "Do yöu think it needs a box?" "No, I think..." "I think it's fine." "I think if yöu have any luck, it'll break." "Oh." "Oh, wow." "So manly." "So strapping." "Yeah, I got everything." "Tell me more about this beer yöu have." "Oh, ow, ow, ow." "Ow, ow." "Ow, ow, ow." "Oh, fucking Christ." "How's yöur hand?" "There used to be a cool magic store around here." "Careful with my pussy." "How long have yöu been waiting to say that?" "The whole U-haul ride, yöu've been thinking..." "All day." ""Oh, when he gets to take that out"..." "Dude." "Okay." "I know I sound like a broken record, but just to be honest, this place... it rules." "Right?" "It's awesome." "I think it's awesome too." "I think it smells like cats in here." "It doesn't smell like cats." "I think it..." "I think it honestly smells like a zoo." "No." "I love wood paneling." "Wood paneling is amazing." "yöu don't see that." ""I love wood."" "Honestly, Kate, this place smells like rhinos." "No." "It's great, like I said." "The wood paneling." "If yöu help me do the taps, I'll do the taps." "Yeah, I'll help." "We just need stools and the sign." "Yeah, we can pull some stuff from work." "Just let me know." "Is that everything?" "That's everything, yeah." "Oh, my God, yöu're a hero." "Thank yöu guys so much." "yöu're welcome." "I really appreciate it." "We're gonna go out, as per the uge, get some drinks, so if yöu want to come, just shoot me a text or something." "Cool." "Yeah, sounds fun." "Thank yöu." "All right, enjoy the new place." "All right, bye." "Bye." "Is it okay?" "Yeah, it just hurts." "I might have... in one of the boxes, there's, like, Tylenol." "I don't know where it is, though." "It's all right." "Thanks, man." "Mm." "Well, we did it." "Yeah, thank yöu." "Thank yöu." "Oh, sorry, my elbow was pushing against yöur rib." "Ugh." "I seriously want to say that I apologize." "For what?" "For my elbow going into yöur rib." "Oh." "Ow!" "Don't." "So should we shower up?" "yöu want to take a shower?" "Yeah." "Take yöu out to that nice meal I promised yöu." "Why don't we just go have beer with the guys?" "No." "Pass." "Why not?" "Because I don't want to fucking see..." "I barely like Frank and Mike." "I don't like Dave." "We're gonna see them tomorrow anyway." "I kind of feel like" "I'm gonna have a drink with them, though." "yöu should come, though." "yöu should totally come." "Have fun." "No, yöu should come." "We'll, like, play pool." "Oh, right on, sweet." "I feel like it." "That sounds really cool, man." "Great." "Play some pool with the guys, and then just see what happens." "Play some..." "Don't do that." "Don't be shitty, please." "We'll just goof around with the guys." "Don't do that." "And we'll pretend like there was nothing weird about just going out with the guys." "Why is there something weird?" "Because we had plans." "That's what humans do." "We make plans, then we follow through." "But if yöu want to go out with the guys, then..." "Stop." "Stop it." "Then do whatever the fuck yöu want." "Stop, yöu're not allowed to make me feel bad about this." "I'm kind of allowed to do whatever I want." "No, yöu're really not." "yöu're really not allowed to make me feel bad about something." "I haven't done anything wrong, Luke." "yöu realize that, right?" "I haven't betrayed yöu." "There's nothing that yöu can say that I've done that's wrong." "I am a single human being hanging out with my friends." "I agree." "Okay, yöu may have some other shit to deal with." "Don't... don't..." "That has nothing to do with me." "I don't want to have one of these big things with yöu." "I'm just saying." "I know yöu like the..." "I'm not having a big thing." "Don't... just..." "yöu don't have to touch me." "I think maybe yöu should just go." "Oh, would yöu please get a hold of this moment?" "Would yöu please get a hold of this moment?" "No, I refuse to be made to feel bad." "I don't have to be made to feel bad." "Good for yöu." "Stop it!" "Stop doing the fucking face and voice!" "That's not what I sound like, okay?" "I am not a bad person, okay?" "yöu're my friend." "I agree." "And yöu're not allowed to make me feel like a fucking slut for fucking who I want, because I'm allowed to, because I am single." "yöu are not." "Don't do that." "What?" "I'm just telling the truth, so..." "Don't do that." "yöu made yöur own bed, all right?" "And yöu fucking slept in it." "Well, yöu didn't stop me." "All right, Kate." "All right." "Sorry it ended so bad tonight." "It wasn't my intent." "Have fun." "Go home... to yöur girlfriend." "Hello?" "Jill?" "Hey." "Hey, what are yöu doing home?" "Hey." "Sorry." "yöu okay?" "Yeah." "No, I didn't mean to scare yöu." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey, what are yöu doing home early?" "Oh, it just sucked." "Is everything okay?" "Yeah." "No, everything's okay." "What's going on?" "What happened to yöur face?" "What..." "Jesus, baby." "Careful, careful, careful." "Um..." "Come here." "Hey." "What are yöu doing home, Jill?" "Are yöu okay?" "Yeah, just..." "How come yöu're crying?" "The trip was just shitty." "Just..." "It was?" "Needed to come home, yöu know?" "Did anything happen, or was it just bad?" "It just..." "It just sucked." "It just sucked." "Were there, like, fights, or did something..." "Careful." "Like, I ripped it with a nail." "Okay." "Oh, Jesus." "yöu okay, Jill?" "Yeah." "When we were in Michigan, something happened." "And I needed to come home and tell yöu, um..." "I went on that hike with Chris, and, uh, we ended up kissing." "And, um..." "And I just needed to come home and tell yöu that..." "I needed to tell yöu that and that I'm really sorry, and I really fucked up." "I want to be with yöu." "I want to..." "I just couldn't not tell yöu." "I-I didn't want to tell yöu, but it just felt worse and worse, and I had to just..." "I just had to come home and tell yöu." "Is that it?" "I don't know." "I... yeah?" "Are yöu in love with him at all?" "No, no." "No, not at all." "Not at all." "It was just, like, a really pathetic, gross thing to do." "And... yöu're okay, Jill." "So I say we strike while the iron's hot." "yöu know, maybe even as early as next week, hopefully?" "We go out there to Three Floyds, and maybe, yöu know, leave early, like around 3:00, next Thursday or Friday, whatever yöu think works... whatever works for, yöu know, a lot of the guys." "Hey." ""Hope You've Liked  Enjoyed The Movie"" "Copyright from SI Media"