"Its funny" "Get wild!" "Get the message!" "I am here to rock you!" "Bring the voice up!" "Come on now, feel it!" "The crow speaks sweetly!" "The bride carries the palanquin!" "Mother and father play football." "Bald person carries a comb in the pocket!" "Birla has money problems." "Other's wife seems better." "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" "Munna's photo on the notes." "Red light on the auto rickshaw." "There is a tax on fat people." "Give me a break baby!" "You can now clap with one hand." "Now my sister-in-law is my wife" "Diwali now comes in January!" "The rooster now lays eggs!" "The cat drinks cold drink." "The criminal thrashes the police!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" "Michael Jackson dances in bhangda." "One wife, but ten brother-in-laws." "Thieves are the protectors of the house." "Take it up!" "Bill Clinton speaks Hindi!" "There is a Bindi on Britneys forehead." "George Bush's aunt is Sindhi." "What nonsense?" "There is dance, but no drums." "The world is no more round" "There is no corruption in politics." "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" "It's funny!" "Adorn the nuptial necklace around the bride's neck." "Khurana sir, this is my daughter's first marriage." "It is our Santosh's first marriage too." "No, no I didn't mean that." "This is the first marriage in our family." "She is my only daughter." "Santosh is our only neighbour in Mumbai." "Fine!" "She has never travelled without her parents!" "How will she go alone to Mumbai?" "In the plane, sir." "Fine!" " Yes" "Actually, she never stayed without the parents the absence of her parents..." " Singh sir!" "Calm down." " Fine!" "Now garland each other." "'Singh sir it is said all over the world.'" "'Once if someone bows down before his wife he will always bow down!" "'" "Just a minute." "Now garland me!" "'She garlanded me so easily even though I stood straight!" "'" "'No matter, atleast I didn't bow my head!" "'" "Khurana sir, why is she crying?" "Because..." " Santosh, girls always cry during the send off!" "Should I cry too?" "Are you a girl?" "No, no I am a boy." "So!" "What are you remembering?" "What are you remembering?" "First you tell me!" " No, first you tell me." "First you tell me!" " What are you both remembering!" "Our first night." "You are too much!" "Today is our first night too!" "Really!" "He is so sweet." "Santosh, a young daughter is a very big responsibility for her parents." "And from today, I handover this responsibility to you son." "This responsibility is very heavy!" "This responsibility is very heavy!" "This responsibility is very heavy!" "This responsibility is very heavy!" "This responsibility is very heavy!" "I cannot shoulder it!" "Very heavy!" "What are you looking at so awestruck?" "He is married." "He is here physically!" "But his mind is with is wife." "It happens with you too!" "Keep seated." "Your work will be done too." "We Indians have a bad habit of interfering in others matters." "That's what?" "Brother, what have you been doing for the last 10 minutes?" "Are you fine?" "Forgive me!" "Were you counting the notes or weighing it!" "Santosh, stop daydreaming." "Do you work!" "Please do your work!" "You are looking very refreshed!" "Did you come back from home?" "You say something too!" "You cannot control yourself from saying anything." "What can I say, senior sir is very hungry!" "If he is hungry then go and feed him something!" "Why are you eating my head?" "What can I feed him, he is that hungry with a hot temper." "Mr. Mishra, that's angry!" "It is called being angry!" "And you call others illiterate!" "But you never think about what you say!" "Don't think I am so stupid sir." "I am from the Bamboot family." "I have done double M. A after B. A!" "Why have you done double M. A after B. A?" "On the day of the first M. A exam I had dysentery I fell unconscious at the threshold of the centre." "And I couldn't give the paper." "I passed in the next exam." "I used to speak fluent English!" "These days... my vocabulary has become weak." "Will you listen to my bio-data or come and give yours too." "Come on!" "If you have finished preaching, then I can go!" "Come on, or else he will make us see stars in the morning." "Our bank is open 24 hours a day, but still..." "May I come in sir?" "Yes, please come." "You called me sir?" "No, no!" "I don't have the dare to call you." "Oh, I am sorry, sir." "I will go and show that Mishra..." "Anyway Santosh, now that you have arrived take a seat!" " You said you didn't call!" "Sit down!" " Yes sir" "Do you recognize him?" "Yes sir!" "He was at the counter." "Yes, I was standing in the line." "And he was behaving strangely for a long time." "No sir, sir please." "Please try to understand..." " Okay, it easy!" "You carry on I will teach him a lesson." "Sorry for all the trouble, it won't happen again." "Thank you very much!" "Very sorry sir, very sorry." "Let it be sir." "I am very sorry sir!" "Sir..." " Santosh, what is your problem?" "Sir, my thoughts... and I am not feeling fine." "I know, I know I will tell you." "All night long you argue with your wife that's why you can't sleep." "And you behave strangely during the day." "But it is important for you to be professional in the bank." "I know." " You can't be like this." "I know sir." " Take a look at me." "I am married too." "What can I say, not everyone is fortunate like you." "That's right." "That's why I still remember the time she met me for the first time." "How was that sir?" "Hi!" " Hi!" "She is nice looking!" "Which one of you is the boy?" "Both of us!" "Both of us are boys!" "Very funny!" "I meant, which one of you wants to marry me?" "You or you?" " Me." "Okay!" "I have some questions, which till now no one could answer." "Can you answer it!" "Yes." "Yes." "By the way, who is he?" "He is my friend!" " Prem!" "He was scared, that's why I came along with him." "Who will answer my question?" "You or him!" "Of course him!" " Yes." "Okay." "Do you know what my requirements are?" "Comfort and luxury!" " Love." "Seems like he is more experienced!" "Are you married?" " No, I am not!" "Okay!" "Question number 2." "What is the limit of love?" "Hello, say it to me." "Me!" " Yes, you!" "It is said, until the seven births." "What does love want?" "Not you, you answer!" "I would say, sacrifice!" "When does love lose faith?" "When... you have to lie." "What does a person love" "The heart or beauty!" "The soul, which does not die." "How much will you love me?" "Me!" "He is the one to get married..." "I know!" "How much will you love your wife?" "More than my life." "I am very pampered." "I am used to living in posh bungalows." "Where will you keep me after marriage?" "In my heart." "Will you marry me?" "I want to marry you." "One second!" "Sorry!" " I..." " Yeah!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "What happened sir?" "I was thinking... about my marriage!" "Tell me about it as you think, it will be really enjoyable." "Because you got married, but I was ruined sir." "Hello!" " Who is this?" "This is Shivani speaking, who is speaking?" "This is Shanti speaking, give the phone to Mr. Santosh!" "Sister-in-law Shanti!" " One second!" "Mr. Mishra, call for Mr. Santosh!" "Shanti sister-in-law on line!" "Listening to you I mustered the courage to get married." "But then I realised." "It is not what it seems like." "You are not like me Santosh." " No I am not sir." "You don't know how to control your wife." "You are talking about the wife." "After marriage, my life is not in control!" "Sister-in-law is calling." "Mr. Prem, you are mistaken Mr. Santosh Singh you are taken." "On the mobile kept on the table." "See sir, speak of the devil and it appears." "Go, go argue..." "Talk to her!" " Yes sir." "What did you say?" "Whom did you call the devil?" "I didn't say anything." "I am telling you, keep your house matters at home and concentrate on work in the office." "Otherwise both of them get mixed up!" "Listen, a poet has said." "Listen, I am talking to you." "What happened?" "Singh sir!" "What do I address you as?" "Mr. Mishra." "Then how should you address me?" "Singh Sir." "Please Mr. Mishra, please do your work." "Please." "Just see this application" "See." " Yeah!" " Hello!" "Why is your mobile switched off?" "Ok." " I come to work in the bank and not to enjoy." "And I know why you have called." "There is no need to say sorry." "I didn't call to say sorry!" "You argued with me in the morning and left with the empty lunch box!" "You left the food here at home!" "Have you finished your work Shivani?" " Yes." "Then go." " Ok." "Yes." "Couldn't you remind me about the lunch box in the morning?" "You want me to remain hungry all day." "I am regret marrying you!" "Who asked you to marry me?" "I was very unfortunate." "Then why are you ruining my fate." "Forget it!" "You can never find a girl like me." "One is enough!" "You have made my life hell!" "Me or you!" "Shanti!" "Shanti!" "Shanti!" "I know my name very well!" "Even I know you name!" "I am asking you to keep quiet!" "This is the bank, I will talk to you when I return in the evening." "Okay!" "Are you a spinster?" "Do your work!" "Don't concentrate on other things." "Okay!" "God knows whose solace you will ruin!" "He is taking his wife's frustration out on me!" "I will marry a boy from Mumbai?" "Why?" "What is so special about Mumbai?" "Mumbai is my dream city!" "I have been dreaming about Mumbai since my childhood." "The lifestyle there is so different." "And the women there don't cook food at home." "Then?" "People there live their life eating burger, pizza and sandwich!" "And then, every evening they go to the Juhu beach and have fried snacks." "And then cinema." "And then food, every Sunday a picnic!" "Even I want to lead a life like this." "So, do you have anyone in sight or are you still searching for him." "I have found him, but in my dreams." "But I am sure, one day he will come out of my dreams and enter my life." "Come out of the dreams." "Come walking on the sky." "Life is so colourless." "Come and fill my life with colours." "I am waiting for you." "I love you!" "I am waiting for you." "I love you!" "My heart is restless for you!" "Come out of the dreams." "Come walking on the sky." "My heart understands your passion!" "It attracts me towards you." "My heart beats are crazy about you!" "Without you my beloved, I don't want to live." "Without you my beloved, I don't want to live." "My heart is restless for you." "Come out of the dreams." "Come walking on the sky." "All day and night I crave for you!" "The intoxication of you desires doesn't lessen!" "I have a thousand wishes!" "I sacrifice everything for you!" "I have a thousand wishes!" "I sacrifice everything for you!" "My heart is restless for you." "Come out of the dreams." "Come walking on the sky." "Life is so colourless." "Come and fill my life with colours." "I am waiting for you." "I love you!" "I am waiting for you." "I love you!" "My heart is restless for you!" "Come out of the dreams." "Come walking on the sky." "Come!" "Come!" "'What had I thought, and what has happened?" "'" "'Lf I had known, that after marriage I would have to sit at home then I would have never got... '" "Good morning, good morning!" " Good morning Shanti." "Good morning, come." "What is the matter, you are looking tensed." "You had left the door open too." "Shanti, a person should always remain happy." "Always remain happy, like us." "I am not fortunate enough to receive such happiness." "Sit, sit." "You are speaking dialogues like Anarkali!" "You are a modern woman." "You shouldn't cry, you should face the problem." "What is the matter Shanti?" "Did you both have an argument again?" "Nothing!" "He argues with me in the morning over a small thing and took with him the empty lunch box!" "I called at the office to tell him about it and he started scolding me instead." "It is your mistake." " No, it is Santosh's!" "Sorry, sorry of course it is Santosh's fault." "You are right." "You both understand each other so well." "It has been only 6 months to your marriage and you have argues so many times!" "I don't, he does." "That's the problem, instead finding faults with others if you point out your faults." "Then all the misconceptions will be cleared." "He has gone with an empty lunch box." "Where will he have lunch?" "Do you want to order a mocktail?" "What are you ordering sir?" "Let's have the regular." " Yes sir." "Lucy, three lunches regular." " Okay sir." "And get something special for Santosh!" "He is having lunch with us today." "Whenever you have a fight with your wife you can have lunch with us, don't worry." "That's why I say Santosh!" "Don't get married." "It is foolishness to buy the entire cow, for a glass of milk." "I have married Shanti, Vicky!" "Mind your language." "Even I am married." "But I don't cry like him." "Really sir." "Then why do you eat at the hotel sir." "Doesn't your wife cook food?" "Why do you utter nonsense?" "No sir, I don't utter nonsense." "Of course my wife cooks food!" "Every girl does." "And my wife cooks such nice food that I lick my fingers while eating it!" "This is lentil, this is potato and cauliflower, rice and sweets!" "O my God!" " What happened" "You are really amazing!" "It is said, when you have a loving husband any food the wife cooks is very tasty!" "I love you sweetheart." "Bread!" "Here!" "What happened?" "What happened?" "It is not very spicy!" "Shall I bring green chilly?" " No!" "There is magic in your hands, sweetheart." "You cook so nice." "No wife would have ever cooked such good food for her husband." "So sweet, thank you!" "I will taste it too." "No, no." " What happened?" "You have cooked very less!" "It won't be adequate for me." "I am just tasting it fool!" "Prem, water." "Liar!" "You lied to me!" "You said this food is tasty!" "I didn't want to break your heart!" "Shut up!" "You don't love me!" "If you would have loved me then the food that I cooked would have been tasty!" "Fool, idiot!" "But... the food is very tasty!" "Then why don't you eat?" "Here, have this." "What happened sir?" "Vicky, give sir water." "What happened sir?" "Yummy!" "Yummy!" " Mummy!" "I was tasting my wife's cooking." "That's what happens with married people." "They are always lost in the thought of their wife!" "That's why I don't get in these problems." "You will get married some time." "I am married without getting married Santosh!" "Imagine!" "Imagine!" "How can I imagine?" "What does a blind man want?" " A stick!" "Eyes, fool eyes!" "But who is the blind person?" "He is talking about himself!" "But he is not blind." " When did he say that he is blind?" "Just a while ago." "He said he is blind." "Idiom!" "I know sir idiom, meaning phrases." "So he is using idioms!" "Since when did you start using idioms!" "He is saying, he has been blinded by love." "Explain him!" "Since Twinkle has entered my life, I have changed." "How is that?" "Twinkle and I love each other very much but we share everything half-half!" "The rent of the house, expenditure." "The bedroom!" " Half-half!" "Full!" "In a live-in relationship, the girlfriend is your wife." "What fun, isn't it?" " What fun sir!" "Without marriage!" "Without marriage, without interference!" "Without interference from the girls side or interference from the boys side." "What fun!" "Imagine Santosh, that's what my life is!" "Surprising, where has your imagination taken you!" "You both sleep together in the same bedroom!" "And you have still not understood each other!" "When will you do it?" "A year, two years it could take 3 years too!" "What if you couldn't understand each other?" "Then Vickie will find another Twinkle and Twinkle will find another Vickie!" "Change!" "That's the fun in live-in relationship!" "Vickie, does Twinkle love you?" "Of course she loves me." "She is coming to meet me in the evening." "See it for yourself!" "There comes my gal!" "Then who is Twinkle?" "Hi Vickie, let's go!" "Just a minute, meet my colleague!" "He is Santosh!" "Hello." " Greetings sister-in-law!" "What, do I look like sister-in-law to you?" "What else can I call you?" "I called you sister-in-law, he was calling you gal." "Gal!" " Actually, I was praising you darling." "He is very disturbed, he says whatever he feels like." "Disturbed, you called her a gal." "Disturbed!" "Are you married?" "Do I look like a married person from my face!" "Yes!" "Because the life of a married person is like yours." "Anyways, Vickie come on Darling, we are getting late." "Come on, come on." "Imagine Santosh, imagine." "Bye." " Bye, have a nice day Santosh!" "His imagination took him so far ahead!" "My life is really ruined." "Take a look at the poster!" "It is a really nice play." "We'll have fun." "I am sorry." "How are you sir?" "What are you doing here sir?" "I had come..." "Sir, this is my friend Twinkle." "Hi Twinkle." "Nice to meet you." "Hi." "I am Prem!" "Sir... he is the bank manager." "And he is a servant in that bank." "Sir, we both love each other." "Does this mean you guys are having a live-in relationship?" "Of course." "That's lovely." "I like modern girls that change her thoughts and along with that, her boyfriends too!" "You remember!" "By the way, I already had 3 boyfriends before Santosh!" "What?" "I am the 4th!" "And I will be the 5th one!" "No, that cannot be." "No compromise with the girl sir." "By the way Santosh, why isn't it possible?" "Please don't be so narrow minded!" "Please..." " Narrow minded!" "An open offer!" "Hi Twinkle!" "Hi Vickie, how are you?" " How are you?" "I am great!" "What are you doing here?" "Vickie, well meet my new boyfriend..." " I know him." "So, you are the new boyfriend." "Do you have any problem?" "Stand properly!" "Why would I have a problem?" "I am the Ex." "After X comes Y." "And after Y comes Z!" "I am the Z one." "Oh, so you are after him." "How nice sir." "She is not an offering to be distributed." "I am the last one." "Come on dear." "Let's go!" "Okay bye." "We will meet in the office." "Go, go." "I will come with my new girlfriend." "You have already enticed someone!" "Now, it's my turn." "Okay!" "Good!" "What would you like to have?" "I don't mind, anything." "Me too!" "Me too!" "Then go and get something for all of us!" "Tell him what you want, he will get it." "Yes." " Popcorn." "Popcorn for me as well." "And cola?" " Yeah cola." "Okay." "Thank God!" "He is taking advantage of his friend." "He is a very cunning man." "Give me two popcorns." "Shame." " Hail Khurana sir." "Hail Khurana sir." "It is such a wrong thing." "Eating popcorn is wrong." "Eating popcorn is not wrong." "But leaving wife along at home watching this play alone is wrong." "I came out in a fit of rage." "What?" "Why didn't he bring the popcorn till now?" "Santosh, where are they?" " Who?" "They both!" " Them, I don't know them." "I just met them!" "I am a respected man, I don't..." "I don't go out with anyone else other than my wife." "Isn't it Khurana sir?" "Say yes!" " Yes." "Really!" "And Prem sir and..." " Who else?" "Your new girlfriend." "How many times have I told you to get your ailment treated?" "You just utter anything anywhere." "Twinkle!" "Hey fool." " They are thrashing Vickie!" "It happens everyday." "Let it be." "Don't you thing we shouldn't we go and take a look." "We can see everything from here." "He works in my bank, he has an illness of forgetting things." "Go!" "Poor guy." "Come here!" "In which bank do you work?" " Oracle bank?" "Oracle Bank, he remembers the name of the bank." "He forgets that in front of me." "In which bank do you work?" "O..." "O..." " He forgot again!" "Have you come alone?" "Strange disease." "No, no I have come with your wife and my wife." "My wife!" "She has come along with us, sitting there!" "Santosh!" "Santosh!" "Stop it!" "Why do you keep arguing?" "Sir, this is Khurana sir, my neighbour!" "And this is Prem sir, our boss." "And who is she?" "She... his fiance." "Yes, she is my fiancee." "When are you both getting married?" "Soon enough." "How is that possible?" "Since when do you know Twinkle?" "Twinkle was my girlfriend!" "What nonsense are you talking?" "He has really lost his mind." "I am not talking nonsense, his wife is Khushi." "You... you don't remember anything without being slapped." "Wife imparts happiness." "That's why I am marrying her." "But you are already married." "You..." "I will get married." "I will!" "Go home now!" "Go, go." "Get yourself treated." "Nice to meet you!" "Nice to meet you!" "Nice couple." "But he is in the last stage of his ailment." " Yes, I'll get him treated." "Come on, let us watch the play with Shanti." "Can't you see me happy?" "Come on!" "If I see her now, my happiness will turn into sorrows." "Come on!" "Come on!" "What happened?" "Are you in your senses?" "What happened?" "Sir, I was imagining Vickie's life." "That means, in your imagination you were living Vickie's life." "Are you a sage or an ascetic?" "No sir." "Sir, I thought I was the new boyfriend of his girlfriend." "What?" "Wait a second!" "That means, seeing me you can imagine you are the husband of my wife." "How can I imagine that sir?" "I can never imagine that ever sir!" "You cheap!" " Sir, sir!" "You cheap!" "I never saw such a bad and cheap person in my life." "Listen to me sir." " Get out!" "Go!" "Sir, I didn't even touch your wife in my imagination." "I don't even want to see your face." "Sir, your wife is my sister-in-law!" "Don't sit in my car." "Get out!" "Sir!" "Surprising!" "I didn't even imagine his wife, still he misunderstood me." "Hi darling." "Where are you?" " In your heart." "You liar!" " I mean it, take a peak." "I don't have to peak in my heart to see you!" "Love you!" " Really?" "Trust me sweetheart!" "What can you do for me?" " Anything." "And what if I die?" "Don't talk like that sweet heart!" "If you die, I will die too." "Prem, I love you, I love you, I love you!" "Prem, you love me so much." "Come home quickly." "I will give you a very big surprise." "Okay." "Bye." "In this world every man is sad." "Somebody has one sorrow." "Somebody the other." "Sir." "But sir, what sorrow do you have?" "My wife is ill." "She can't move around." "I've become a doctor by taking her to doctors for treatment." "Sir, don't get disheartened." "You can tell me if I can be any help for you." "Of course." "Give me a little happiness." "For me to stay alive." "All the men are the same." "They lie to their secretary and thus entice them." "He too must be like this!" "So this training is going on!" "Watch the movies and abuse your husbands!" "So you have come!" " Yes!" "I am not abusing you." "I am speaking the truth." "Whenever I call at your office, your secretary answers the phone." "She is not my secretary." "I myself am the cashier." "She answers the phone!" "Had she been your secretary, you would have enticed her!" "What entice her?" "I myself am trapped!" "Mr. Khurana is right." "Men like to flirt." "We should control them." "I will have to sell his house!" "Khurana has made my life hell!" "Please don't listen to the neighbours and fight with me!" "I am speaking the truth, that's why you find it bitter." "That's why you switched off my TV!" "Return my remote!" "What do you do the whole day besides watching TV?" "Beware if you said anything about the TV!" "My father gave me this!" "Father!" "My father!" "All the things which your father gave are useless!" "Am I also useless?" "Yes!" "And be thankful that a man like me married you!" "Stop it!" "I was receiving so many nice alliances!" "They all were lucky!" "They all were saved!" "Drop it now!" "And return my remote!" "I wish there was a remote which would have changed wives instead of channels." "What would you have done?" "I would have changed channels everyday." "And I would have not looked at any channel after watching it once." "Right from the beginning I knew you are like this!" "Yes!" "Right!" "I am like this!" "And I will remain like this!" "I am like this!" "I am like this!" "Warm the food!" "I am hungry!" "I won't!" "Go and eat at that female's house from your bank!" "And you can behave like a joker there!" "Fine!" "I will eat it!" "Now I will go and eat there!" "So go!" "Let me see how many days she serves you meal!" "Someday you will have to come back to me only!" "Am I mad to come back to hell?" "This is not hell!" "Wives make the house heaven!" "And they kill their husband!" "What is she saying!" "She starts as soon as I enter the house!" "Where are you taking the keys?" "My father had given the car." "This car is like you only." "After a few days sell it at the junk shop for free!" "If you are such a self-made man then remove these clothes too!" "I am not going to become a sage!" "That I will remove my clothes and roam naked on the street!" "My father gave this shirt on last Diwali." "Remove it!" "I see!" "Today I understood it's a crime to accept dowry!" "Husband has to even become naked!" "Take!" "Give it to your father!" "Father!" "Father has made my life hell!" "Your father has not given you this!" "Right?" "Now you stay with the dowry given by your father." "Tell the car to fill your head with vermillion." "And tell the TV to give you children!" "Fine!" "I am leaving!" " Stop!" "I won't forgive you!" "No need to say sorry!" "I am not saying sorry!" "Give me my remote!" "Keep this!" "I am leaving!" "Leave!" "You just needed an excuse!" "You have kept me in this house!" "I have to entertain myself by watching the TV!" "My TV is much better than you!" "My life is miserable in the office and in the house too!" "Santosh!" "Wait!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Where are you going?" " To kill flies!" "Alone?" " Yes!" "Now you have come!" "No!" "I don't have time!" "I have to meet my mother-in-law!" "Santosh, in the morning you fought with Shanti!" "Have you both made up?" "Now you don't add insult to injury!" "You got me married and you provoke her!" "Why am I going there?" " Santosh!" "I think the matter is serious!" "The matter is very serious, Mr. Khurana!" " Yes!" "Drop me to my mother's house." "Then go and explain to Shanti." "I?" " Yes!" "I... fine!" " Please!" "Come!" " Come!" "I won't spare you both!" "Hey!" "What is this?" "Lights off!" "The anniversary is tomorrow." "And today this surprise!" "Cool!" "Khushi!" "Khushi, I know you are playing with me!" "Khushi!" "O my God!" "Khushi!" "Khushi!" "Khushi!" "O God!" "Hello!" "Is Dr. Chandrashekhar there?" "Is Dr. Chandrashekhar there?" "Please call him quickly!" "Liar!" "What?" " Cheater!" "You are fine!" "I was calling the doctor!" "You scared the hell out of me!" "You don't love me!" "I was testing you by playing the drama of dying." "Now I am sure you don't love me." "I love you, darling." "I love you." "Why didn't you die seeing that I am dead?" " What!" "What are you saying?" "Are you okay?" "Isn't this what you had said?" "If you died, then I too will die!" "Oh!" "But you are not dead!" "You are alive!" "Now you found out that I am alive!" "Get lost!" "I won't talk to you!" "Before marriage you used to say that love spans across lifetimes." "I died and you are alive." "I was trying to save you!" "Before marriage why did you say that you will love me more than your life!" "Now I came to know that you love your life more than me!" "Seriously, Khushi!" "I can die for you!" "Shall I die for you?" "Why are you saying this?" "Take!" "Die!" "My life has become hell!" "All this happened because of Mr. Khurana and brother-in-law!" "How they praised her!" "That Shanti is so gentle!" "I was a fool!" "I am in a bad plight!" "What happened?" "Any problem?" "Are sweets being distributed?" "Go and do your work!" "Why are you yelling?" "They were praising her so much!" "They were saying that Santosh, we have found a heroine for you!" "She is like a heroine!" "Our Santosh too is not any less!" "He doesn't use his tongue." "He uses his hand." "What are you saying?" "When do I use my hands?" "You are a cashier in the bank." "You use only your hand." "He has been living in our neighbourhood for the past 6 years." "He is a decent man." "Nowadays you don't find such guys." "Actually Santosh likes to drink and eat." "What?" "What are you saying?" "Have you come to get me married or to ruin me?" "I am saying that you are a healthy man." "Am I saying anything wrong?" "I do eat and drink." "Mr. Khurana, that's really good!" "Whether you agree or not!" "Even our daughter loves to eat and drink!" "Then this match is perfect." "We accept this alliance." "Am I right, Mr. Khurana?" "Yes, yes!" "What yes?" "I have still not seen the girl." "Mrs. Khurana has seen the girl." "Her choice can't be wrong!" "What's the matter?" "I didn't see the girl's face." "We have to come to see the girl." "Santosh, in villages the girl is not shown." "Only her photo is shown." "Do you understand?" "Then they should have sent her snap." " Why did they call me?" "They wanted to see you." "Me?" "Am I a blind, deaf or a crippled man?" "That they wanted to see me!" "What if there is some flaw in the girl?" "Nothing like this will happen!" " Will I marry you?" "I am a married man!" "My wife is there!" "I know!" " I said this won't happen!" "Mr. Khurana, whether you agree or not my daughter is so sensible that she won't give you all a chance to complain." "She is so gentle." " Gentle." "So shall we fix the alliance?" " Yes!" "Congratulations!" "Can she talk?" "Have sweets!" "I mean..." " Open your mouth!" "I eat such a sweet... that it made my mouth bitter forever." "It's all Mr. Khurana's doing!" "Seeing those old people's love why did I got fooled?" "God, why have You made husband and wife's relationship?" "I will call her father!" "Hello!" "Who is that?" "I have forgotten who I am!" "Before marriage my parents had named me Santosh." "This is what I remember!" "Son-in-law, great!" "You have a long life!" " Is that so?" "You will live for 200 years!" "We were talking about you only!" "Is 10-20 years not enough!" "That you will torture me for 200 years!" "What were you talking?" "You had only one daughter, right?" "Son-in-law, I am really lucky that I got a son-in-law like you." "Talk to your mother-in-law." "Son-in-law, I always pray to God." "That in each lifetime Shanti should get Santosh!" "Listen to me!" "Mother, listen to me!" "Son-in-law, I got a son-in-law like you!" "It has lightened all my burdens!" "Yes!" "Now I am carrying that burden!" "That's true!" "Son-in-law, are you happy?" "Yes." "I am really happy." "I am just scared that I might go mad in this joy." "Son-in-law, if that happened then what about my daughter Shanti?" "You are worried for Shanti!" "Go to hell!" "He is worried for his daughter!" "He doesn't care what happens to me!" "Listen, who are you?" "What do I tell you, sir!" "As such I am a bank cashier... but I have forgotten how to count." "Do one thing." "Don't sit here idle." "Leave." "Idle!" "Can't you see all of them?" "Look, all of them are doing some work!" " Is this work?" "They are with their respective partners." "Can you see?" "Sir, I am not a loafer." "I too have a wife." "I see." "You have a wife." "Bring her here." "And then sit here." "That's the problem." "Otherwise you wouldn't have said this." "She can't come here." "And where she is, I can't go there." "Do one thing." "Get up and sit somewhere else." "Got it?" "Don't sit here idle." "Sir..." "listen!" "Tell me!" "Said it?" "Heard it?" "Meet me again." "I will reform you." "There is a lover everywhere." "They flirt with every girl." "What happened?" "You too are not functioning!" "There is a shortage of water." "People are right." "Every wife plays the charade of crying at the time of marriage." "Then she makes her husband cry all his life." "I am hungry." "It would have been better if I had eaten my dinner and then left home." "I see!" "So now she has remembered her husband!" "Let it ring." "I won't answer." "He is not answering." "Dial again." "He will answer it." "Dial again." "Come on." "You too hear what he says." " Okay." "She is hell bent after me!" "I will answer it this time!" "What happened?" "Talk to him!" "Talk to him!" "Where is he?" "Where are you?" " Hell!" "You are not coming home?" "Whose house?" "What house?" "That is your house." "It's your father's house." "Everything in it belongs to your father." "There is no place for me there." "You come home." "I will warm your dinner." "You have made me angry." "Isn't that enough?" "Please come home." "Have your dinner." "I don't want your food." "I earn." "I am not a pauper." "I will eat in a hotel." "I will talk to him." " Mr. Khurana..." "Don't take that fool's name!" "That old man is the root cause of all problems!" "He couldn't see me happy." " Old man!" "So he got me married to you." "And he got such a nice wife for himself." "If I had my way, I will push that old man in some ditch." "Both the husband and wife..." "You talk to him." "Hello!" "Hello!" " Hello!" "The phone got disconnected." "It didn't get disconnected." "That fool hung up." "Shanti, the matter is really serious." "Now what will happen?" "What will happen?" "You don't worry." "I will drag him by his ears." "Old man." "Sir!" "What do you want?" "What will I get to eat?" "Sir, you will get everything to eat here." "Is that so?" " Yes." "Sir, I think you need Shanti (peace)!" "How do you know Shanti?" "Sir, every man needs Shanti!" "She is my wife." "She is not a public property." "Sir, I was talking about peace of mind." "And you get that only at home." "Not in the hotel." "Here the matter is reverse." "Give me something to eat." "I will get something, sir." "I will get something, sir." "Okay!" "This waiter too seems like Khurana!" "You have controlled your husband!" "My thinking about men is different." "The husband should be loving." "He should understand his wife." "He should support his wife." "He should be like this." "And in this matter I am really lucky." "My husband is like this!" "He understands me well." "And as it is husband is that man who accepts his wife's likings." "He should adjust with his wife's lifestyle." "He should make his wife's joy his joy." "On the day of the marriage we established an understanding." "When we left the church after getting married." "On this house, Your blessing, Lord!" "On this house, Your grace bestowed." "Welcome, my lovely wife!" "Welcome!" "We will begin our new life with this house." "This is just a house." "You will make it heaven." "If I have your love, then hell too will become heaven." "I love you!" "From today we have united." "After a few days we too will have a child." "I am sorry, Santosh." "Don't you remember that?" "I remember!" "You don't want to get pregnant so soon!" " Yes!" "Fine!" "We... we will have fun!" " Of course!" "Anything else?" "I won't change my surname!" "I remember." "We both are husband and wife." "I am husband Santosh Singh." "You are wife Rosy Fernandez." "We are two." "One frame." "Two photos." "Let's make love the way it's shown in the movies." "I am very happy." "Can I talk to Rosy Fernandez?" "She is not at home." "Please call in the evening." "Who are you?" "I am Rosy's husband!" "Oh!" "Mr. Fernandez!" "Not Fernandez!" "Santosh Singh!" "Great!" "Husband is Singh!" "And wife is Fernandez!" "Did I ask you about your wife and your surname?" "Do you have any problem?" "Hang up!" "From where do they come to harass me!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Hello, sir!" "There is a courier for Rosy Fernandez!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "Give!" "I will sign!" "Are you Mr. Fernandez?" " No!" "I am Mr. Singh!" "Look, I can either give this courier to Mrs. Rosy Fernandez or her husband!" "I am her husband!" " But you are Mr. Singh!" "Yes!" "I am Singh!" "And my wife is Rosy Fernandez." "Look... wife is Fernandez." "And husband is Singh!" "How is this possible, sir?" "Not how is this possible!" "This has happened!" "And government has approved it!" "Give!" "Don't talk rubbish!" "In this marriage only husband and wife have become one." "Their names have not united." "Do you understand?" "Sir, try to understand." "There is a problem." " So?" "This is a bank credit card!" " Yes!" "I can either give this courier to Mrs. Rosy Fernandez or her husband!" "Can't you see this husband?" "Sir, sir, I am sorry!" "Don't mind, sir!" "Thank you, sir!" "Sorry, sir!" "Am I not husband?" "Am I husband or an envelope?" "If this problem existed everywhere then what to do?" "I have solution for everything." "Come here." "Hail, Mr. Khurana!" "Mr. Khurana, you have solved this problem!" "What to do with the other problem?" "People address me as Mr. Fernandez on the phone!" "I have a solution for that too." " What?" "When the bell rings..." " Yes." "Pick up receiver." " Yes." "And say..." "Hello." "Santosh Singh." "Rosy Fernandez's husband." "Darling, Rosy here." "Rosy darling, tell me." "There is a good news." "Give me the good news." "Do you know?" "The press is sending me to London." "What will I do here alone, darling?" "Can I leave you alone?" "We are going together." "And do you know?" "I have already applied for our visas." "Good!" "It will be our honeymoon too in a way." "Hello." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Is that so?" "Okay!" "What happened, darling?" "It was the travel agent's call." "He was asking for a proof that we both are husband and wife." "Our surnames are different." "We won't get a couple's visa." "If not a couple visa, fine." "We can get individual visa." "How will we go?" " I will go alone." "You will leave me?" " Yes." "I will have to go." "It means you can't change your surname." "But you can change me." "Should I change my identity after marriage?" "Who will know Rosy Singh?" "Then add my surname to your surname." "Become Rosy Fernandez Singh!" "Look, Santosh." "I had cleared this matter on the wedding." "What did I know that I will become Fernandez from Singh!" "It feels as if you have adopted me and not married me." "Not a wife, but you have become my mother." "What do you want?" "You will have to change your surname!" " I won't!" "You will have to change!" "You will have to change!" "You will have to change!" " I won't do it!" "Listen to me, Rosy!" "If you won't change it, then I will divorce you!" "Who is he?" "Who!" "What do you think of yourself?" " I don't know!" "You are a journalist!" "So you will make your husband your slave!" "I don't know who he is!" " Listen, Rosy!" "From today you will do what I will tell you!" "Otherwise you will have to leave this house!" "Who are you?" "Hey!" "Who are you?" "What do you think of yourself?" "Call the waiter!" "Call the waiter!" " Shut up!" "You shut up!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" " Talk to him!" " What are you doing?" "Come!" "Come!" "Come, sir!" " Sorry!" "He is mad!" " I am sorry!" " Sorry!" " I am very sorry!" "Come, sir!" "Come, sir!" "Wow!" "There is light in your house!" "And here you have lit candle!" "Where is the candle?" "There is light all around." "I am talking about your food." "You were going to eat in the hotel." "Whether I eat at the hotel, on the street, anywhere!" "It's none of your business!" "When did you made this Indian burger?" "In the evening, sir!" "It was made in the evening." " I know." "It's cold." " I know that too." "I see!" "At home you fight and say that you want hot food." "And here you are eating this cold and stale food." "You have no peace." "You ruined my life by getting me married." "Now when I want to live freely, you are stopping me!" "Look, Santosh." "Anger burns a man like fire burns dry stick." "Come home." "I won't go home!" "Sure?" " Yes!" "For sure!" " Sure!" "It means you want to go home!" "I will go home!" "But on my conditions!" "Mr. Santosh Singh, conditions are placed in business." "Not in the house." "Will you be able to live without Shanti?" "Ask that angry Shanti!" "She has nobody besides me." "It's not a question of whether she has anybody or not!" "She is your wife and she is your responsibility." "I don't have any responsibility." "I won't look after her." "Tell her that my and her relationship is over!" "Shut up!" "You are talking rubbish!" "End of relationship!" "And what did you say?" "I will drop this old man in the ditch!" "If I have made a mistake by getting you married then tell me where is that ditch?" "I will myself jump in it!" "I will beat you!" "Eat that Indian burger!" "Mr. Khurana is right!" "I can't live without Shanti!" "But tonight I will live without her." "My honour is at stake!" "Thank you for your support!" "Yours truly." "Prem Bhatia." "Today Santosh is again late." "Sir, poor Santosh comes from so far away." "Good morning, sir!" " Good morning, Santosh!" "Again you are late." "Sir, on the route..." " You had a fight with your wife!" "Sir, last night I didn't go home." "So sad!" "Your name is Santosh!" "But there is no contentment in you." "Your wife's name is Shanti." "And at home there is no peace." "Look at me, my friend!" "My wife always sends me to office on time." "Am I ever late?" "Everyday she gets me ready and sends me to office like a child." "Everyday." "Prem!" "Why are you going to office so early today?" "Early?" "I am not early." "I am late." "Look." "Today please don't go to office." "How is that possible, darling?" "It's important to go to office." "What is important for you?" "Office or me?" "What are you saying?" "Obviously you!" "Then take a leave today." "Okay." "Like this..." "I will be sacked." "So what?" "You can't even do this for me!" "And you say you love me!" "Liar!" "Darling!" "I really love you!" "You... you want to know how much!" "I will show you how much!" "I swear on this sacred fire that as long as..." "Prem!" "Don't use these filmy dialogues on me!" "Till the time you don't trust my love I won't remove my hand from this sacred fire!" "No matter what happens!" "This is too much!" "It's burning!" "It's burning!" "What happened, sir?" "Santosh!" " Yes!" "You think I am an idiot." "Whenever I scold you, you bring the matter to husband and wife's relationship." "And you force me to think." "Sister-in-law is like this, sir." "I pray to God that for 7 lifetimes you get sister-in-law..." "Shut up, Santosh." "This is my first and last birth." "I have lived all my 7 lifetimes in one birth!" "Sir, you have lived all the 7 lifetimes in one lifetime?" "Yes." " Sister-in-law is great!" "Sir, what is your further planning?" "Thank you very much!" "And now get out!" "Sir... what?" "Get out!" " Okay, sir!" "Right now get out!" " Okay, sir!" "This is very nice. 42?" "Shanti!" " Yes!" "Will this shirt suit Mr. Khurana?" "I like this shirt." "Santosh likes this colour?" "I am talking about my liking." "Santosh has left home." "Shanti!" "You are mad!" "Do you know?" "Husband is like a horse." "You have to keep a reign on it." "Otherwise you will lose him." "But yesterday Mr. Khurana said that husband is like a kite." "That was his example." "This is my example." "Now let's go." "He told me to pull the string of the kite." "So I did it." "The kite broke." "I have lost control on Santosh." "Now I don't understand what to do." "I have a way to control husbands." " What?" "Look, Shanti!" "Last night you didn't warm food for Santosh." "Listen to me." "Today cook delicious food for Santosh." "And take it to the bank." "Then see how his anger abates." "No!" "This won't happen!" " It will!" "If wives want then everything can happen!" "After all women only have to adjust!" "I don't understand why women have to adjust all the time." "Because women are bighearted." "They bunch up all the sorrow, problems in their heart." "Listen to me." "Forget what Santosh said." "And try to create a place in his heart." "But do you think that this will change Santosh?" "You can at least try." "Come on." "Wow!" "What did you tell her that she has changed so much?" "I have told her of the way to control husband." "When will you use this way on me?" "Mr. Khurana, you are always under my control." "Because our relationship is for 7 lifetimes." "Thank you, Mrs. Khurana." "Because of you people today I have got a new life." "And I have also realised that you don't get happiness." "You have to work for it." " Yes." "Today I am taking the food myself." "Bye." "Don't just take food for him." "You have to feed him too." "Shut up." "Then see how delighted he will be." "And he will start singing." "I am my wife's lover." "People call me crazy." "It's good that everybody brings lunch to office." "When one person doesn't bring it then he too gets to eat." "Yes!" "Yes!" "I will give you food." "You make such nice bread." " Yes." "Its round." "Very good!" "I see!" "That's why I was wondering why food has not arrived for lunch." "Why?" " You are eating." "So eat." "Mr. Mishra, two people are greatly responsible for making my life!" "Who?" "One is Shanti at home." "And you in the office." "You!" "Because of this my life has changed so much." "Now leave." "So that I can eat!" "You eat!" "Eat!" "I too have not brought my lunch for the past 20 years." "But forget giving me food, nobody has ever asked me!" "There is a wall behind!" " Behind whom?" "You!" " Its behind!" "Mention not!" "I can see it!" "Instead of thinking so much, look where you are going!" "Otherwise in old age, if your bones will break then it won't mend!" "Mr. Santosh, forget it!" "No, no!" "He is a walking cell of our office!" "Who is eating with whom?" "Who is gossiping!" "He has all the information!" "Forget it!" "You don't worry!" "Come on!" "Let's eat!" "Who will finish this?" " No, please!" "I am done!" "No, no!" "I..." "I will feed you!" "No, no!" "You will have to eat!" "One more!" "Let me finish it!" " Eat it!" "You eat it!" "You eat it!" "I see!" "Now I understood!" "Look, you are misunderstanding!" "Don't try to hide the truth!" "What is there to hide?" "Amidst so many people..." "She was feeding you." "Now I understand why you don't like home made food." "No, this is not so!" " Don't touch me!" "My hands are clean!" "Shivani was feeding me!" "Look, enough of this drama!" "I have understood what you are!" "What have you understood?" "I am your husband Santosh!" "I don't want such a husband!" "What are you saying?" "You won't find such a husband!" "You are right!" "I won't find a husband like you!" "Though you have a wife, still you tell another girl to feed you!" "No, no, sister-in-law!" "For the past half an hour, he is eating!" "I mean Shivani has just fed him 5 loaves of bread." "5 loaves of bread!" "At home he can't even eat one piece of bread." "Sister-in-law, it's your mistake too." "You don't give him lunch." "And you come and give him compliment." "So I am abused here." "No!" "That's not what he means!" "This is what I meant!" "He gets fits of lying!" "He is lying!" "Why are you lying?" "Look, Shivani!" "You were feeding an enemy!" "I am taking his side." "And he doesn't understand." "I understand everything." "You are not just talking!" "You are spreading poising!" "I am with my wife!" "And who are you?" " Mishra!" "What do you mean?" " What do you mean?" "A third person!" "Shut up!" "Come on!" "Go and do your work!" "Shanti sister-in-law, Santosh..." " You keep quiet!" "Got it?" "You doubt her?" "She respects me so much." "And she calls you Shanti sister-in-law." "If she calls me Shanti sister-in-law then why doesn't she makes you her brother." "Now don't talk so much, that he feels humiliated." "By the way, nowadays she is his pregnant friend." " What!" "What!" " What!" "So the matter has reached to this extent!" "Do you know what you are saying?" "Who was telling me that my friend is pregnant?" "You stay within your limits and talk, Mr. Mishra!" "Think about your post!" "Mr. Santosh, you said that!" "Why are you listening to him?" "He calls interview as interval!" "Do you people know?" "Pregnant means fixed friend." "Right?" "Mr. Mishra, not pregnant, permanent!" "Sister-in-law, explain to him that it's the same thing!" "I will strangulate you!" "For you it's the same meaning." "But for me it holds two meanings." "Yes." "One pregnant friend and a wife." "Now you understood?" "His English is not proper!" "Enough!" "You know how to spin a yarn!" "Shanti sister-in-law, you are misunderstanding me!" "I understand women like you very well!" "When he will eat so much outside then what will he eat at home?" "I am mad that I cooked all this food for him!" "Take this!" "You eat and you feed him!" "Mr. Khurana was right!" "I have lost him!" "Now what will I do?" "She spilled the curd." "Lady's finger!" "Shivani, you brought chickpeas." "And sister-in-law has brought lady's finger." "You are lucky." "Eat lady's finger and chickpeas too!" "Sir, sir, sir!" "Were you Narad in your past birth that you provoke people?" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "Were you a matchstick that you fire up so soon?" "Stop this quarrel." "Boss has called you." "You go." "Everything will be fine." "Everything will be fine." "Go." "Not go." "Come." "You too have been called." "Why me?" " Come!" "Even if I murder you, it's not enough!" "Shut up!" "What did I do?" "You didn't do anything!" " No!" "That's what I am saying!" "You don't do anything!" "What do you both do in the bank?" "Go home!" "You both go home!" "Sir, sir, don't do that!" "Please, sir!" "Sir, I will be in trouble!" "Yes!" "Sir, with great difficult today sister-in-law brought his lunch." "If he lost his job, she will leave him." "Why don't you say anything?" "Sir, we get jobs with great difficulty!" "Please try and understand, sir!" "Yes, sir!" "You both are cowards!" "That's why your wife created this commotion!" "Look at me!" "My wife heeds everything that I say!" "She sits, stands, and even dances." "I love my wife." "My sigh frightens her." "I love you!" "I love you!" "I love you!" "I love you!" "I love you!" "What?" "What is this?" "I am saying come!" "Come!" "Come!" "Come!" "I love you!" "I love you!" "I love you!" "I know you love me." "I can feel it." "I too want you love me like this." "All right." "You don't give me the chance, darling." "At least give me a chance." "Come here!" "Yes!" "Are you ready!" "What are you doing?" " Kissing you!" "Is that the way you kiss!" "You bit me!" "Sorry!" "One more try!" "Absolutely not!" "I am feeling sleepy!" "I am going to sleep!" "What!" "Darling, you only said!" "I won't leave you like this!" "What happened?" "It's paining!" "I am sorry!" "I am sorry!" "I will massage your back!" "Turn!" "Turn!" "Better?" "Go down!" " Silly me!" "Okay!" " Go down!" "Down?" " Yes!" "I didn't even fall here!" "Go down!" "Now I am doubt you!" "You liar!" " Do down!" "You are such a liar!" "You just wanted a massage..." "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "I was telling you both to go home!" "Look, you will stay here!" "I can't do this!" "You will stay here!" "And we will go home!" "I can't do this!" "Listen!" "Today is my wedding anniversary!" "Congratulations, sir!" " Thank you!" "Sir, I will go home!" "Otherwise you know Shanti!" "She won't spare me!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "But after the party!" "Because you both have to make all the arrangements." "Yes!" "Sir is right!" "Eat in the party and then go home!" "We will make all the engagements!" "Thank you!" " Fine?" "Now go!" "Go!" "I don't understand." "When you wanted Shivani to feed you then why did you call Shanti sister-in-law?" "I was mad, Mr. Mishra!" "That I let Shanti..." "Shivani feed me!" "Now I feel that Shanti will never serve me meals." "I don't know." "But how do you toilet her?" "Tolerate her, Mr. Mishra!" "You say everything wrongly!" "Please spare me!" "Exactly!" "Tolerate!" "Not there, come here!" "Look, Mr. Mishra." "I have to spend my life with her." "You go to boss's house." "I will go to my house." "I will explain to Shanti." "It's futile to go home." "Understand one thing." "All the wives in the world are non sex." "Nonsense, Mr. Mishra!" "What difference does that makes?" "Tell me something." "Will we go walking to boss's house?" "Will we go flying?" "How will we go?" "We will take an auto!" "Good!" "Auto driver, come here!" "Mr. Singh, your post is higher than my post!" "But shall I something?" "Tell me!" "Go ahead!" "No." "I want to say that you too are sensitive and a naive man." "That's why your wife doesn't respect you." "I swear there is a grave problem of wives." "Look, even this auto driver is listening." "Wives think that husbands are condom." "Why are you laughing?" "Seniors are talking here." "Do you know the meaning of condom?" "Useless!" "Of no use!" "So say that!" "Understood?" "Learn something from these people!" "Learn from them!" "You too are teaching me in front of this auto driver!" "I mean to say if you want to control your wife..." "Beat her!" "Hit her!" "I am an educated man!" "It's a sin to raise your hands on women." "It's a sin to raise your hands on women... not on wives!" "Will this control the wife?" " Then what!" "What's the harm in doing what he is saying!" "Do it!" "But for that you need guts!" "Don't talk about guts!" "I have enough guts!" "So first use it and then believe it." "What do you mean?" "He means if there is something in you then you will feel angry." "Be a man!" "I am a man!" "But I can't raise my hands on Shanti!" "I love Shanti!" "Why are you harping about love?" "Know one thing!" "A great poet has said this!" "Everything is fair and lovely in love!" "What are you doing?" "You don't understand anything!" "You are so childish!" "Get down!" " Why?" "Get down!" " Why?" "Make arrangement for the party!" "And I will go home and be a man!" "Stop the auto!" "Let him get down!" "Stop it!" "I am jumping!" "Go!" "I am going!" "I am going!" " Come on!" "Why are you worried, Shanti?" "Let Santosh come, I will talk to him." "Am I right, Mrs. Khurana." "Shanti, don't be tense." "You should give tension to your husband!" "Yes!" "What are you saying, Mrs. Khurana?" "You don't give me tension." "You give me only love." "Because you are my honey." "My darling." "My sweetheart." "Keep quiet!" "This is not our house, Mr. Khurana!" "You don't need a house to love." "Am I right, Shanti!" "You both are so lucky!" "You both love each other so much!" "Touchwood!" "Touchwood!" "I wish Santosh too had loved me like this!" "Santosh!" "Santosh!" "You won't die!" "Why?" "Were you praying for my death?" "No!" "Shanti was talking about you!" "Will you spread more discord?" "You said you won't come home." "Then how did you come?" " By auto!" "Auto!" "I see!" "Even when you have a wife you flirt with another woman!" "Aren't you ashamed!" " This is a lie!" "If it's a lie then why did you let that girl feed you in the bank?" "She forgot to get the spoon!" "So she was feeding me with her hand!" "See how he is talking!" "He is shameless!" "Shame!" "And you are right?" "You humiliated me in front of my bank staff!" "Santosh!" "As it is she is upset." "Instead of mollifying her, you are scolding her." "She is upset!" "Mr. Khurana!" "Now I have understood how to control my wife!" "Shut up!" "You have started talking so much!" "Mr. Khurana!" "I was just talking." "Now I will do it and show her." "What?" " Second marriage!" "Second marriage!" " Yes!" "Second marriage!" "Who will marry him?" "Shanti has come on our guarantee!" "Yes!" "I am paying the price of that!" "You can't handle one marriage!" "What will you handle two marriages!" "The person who doesn't have a drawstring in his pyjama he shouldn't put the drawstring in other's pyjama!" "Mr. Khurana, I don't wear pyjama!" "Are you a man or a pyjama!" " I am a pyjama!" "Pyjama!" " No!" "I am a man!" "You are a man!" " Yes!" "Yes, now he has got a heroine!" "He roams around like a hero!" "You too were a heroine!" "Saying this you people had framed me!" "That she is the only heroine in her village." "She was a heroine!" "But what did I know that after marriage and after the interval you will become a villain!" "I am not a villain!" "But now I will become a villain!" "Mine!" " Mine!" "It's my message!" " Read it!" "What is written?" " Hello, sir!" "Yes, sir!" "Sir, I have reached your house!" "Yes, sir!" "Yes, sir!" "It was my boss's call!" "So you people survived." "But Shanti, I won't spare you!" "You have humiliated me in front of the entire office!" "You care for your honour!" "You have ruined my whole life!" "Is that so?" "I will see you!" "And these people who have come as your dowry too!" "They have no work!" "Look, how he ran away scared!" "See this!" "Shanti, don't worry." "Everything will be fine." "He will come and say sorry." "Just control yourself." "Shall I say something?" "Let's go out!" "Come on!" "My name is Abdul." "My name is Abdul." "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "So?" "You had gone for hunting!" "Did you catch the prey?" "What happened?" "What nonsense!" "My boss called!" "Otherwise I would have shown her!" "Drive the auto!" "Do your work!" "Show what?" "We can't show anything!" "We grow old hearing wife's taunts!" "And we men in our anger say anything." "That we will say this, we will do that." "But we can't do anything." "Some insane people go and do it and ruin their lives and their families, both." "Drive the auto!" "Otherwise my boss will ruin my life!" "You talk rubbish!" "You don't have manners!" "What did I say?" "He got infuriated." "Put the auto in gear and drive quietly!" "Think about your family and not about other's families!" "And don't bluff so much!" "Got it?" "I pay you." "So drop me where I have to go!" "Don't give me suggestion." "I get angry!" "Santosh, hi!" "Hang on!" "Hang on!" "I will get down here!" "Nice babe!" "She works in my office!" "What babe!" "Time waste!" "What are you doing here?" " My duty." "Here on the street?" "Yes!" "Now I have to do what sir tells me." "So sir has told you to handle the crowd at this traffic signal?" "Santosh, you forgot." "Today is sir's wedding anniversary." "He wanted a gift for his wife." "So he has sent me." "You too come." "Fine." "Now when we have met, we will buy the gift together." "Come on!" " Let's go!" "Surprise!" "What surprise?" "Why are you hiding from us?" "Where have you organised the party?" "You didn't even tell us!" "Well, you will find out in the evening." "Fine." "Tell us what is your husband gifting you?" "I don't know." "But we can do one thing." "Why don't you all guess?" "Yes!" "Must be a diamond set!" "Right?" "No!" "Is he taking you to the moon?" "No!" "Then what is it?" "The 8th wonder of the world!" "Well, something different!" "Prem definitely knows me and my taste." "He will give me such a gift which no husband has ever given to his wife." "My Prem will buy such a gift for me!" "Is that necklace nice?" "Buy it for your wife." "As it is she is very angry." "Shanti likes necklaces a lot." " Is that so?" "Yes!" " Is it good?" "Hang on, ma'am!" "Really?" "Okay!" "Buy it!" "It will suit Shanti!" "Because her complexion matches with this colour." "I will try it on you." "It's really nice!" "Good!" "Shanti will be happy!" "It looks good!" "I..." "I..." "Shanti..." "I was buying it for you..." "Let's go, Mrs. Khurana!" " Why?" "What happened?" "Let's go!" "What happened, Shanti?" "You had gone to buy the chain!" "Yes!" "And inside I saw Santosh's drama too!" "What?" "Santosh is there?" "Santosh is there." "And his Shivani too is there!" "He is buying a necklace for her!" "No, no!" "This can't be true!" "Its true, Mrs. Khurana!" "I myself saw it!" "O God!" "Hang on!" "I will call Santosh!" "No need!" " Quiet!" "Hello, Santosh!" " Yes, Mrs. Khurana!" "Where are you?" "I am buying a necklace from D'dmas." "I see!" "Are you buying it for Shivani?" "No." "I am buying it for Shanti!" "Oh!" "For Shanti!" "Hang up!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "He is lying!" "His lie was exposed so he is making an excuse!" "Shanti, you too!" " Please, Mrs. Khurana!" "I don't want to listen to anything!" "Where can I find my sister-in-law?" "Yes!" "So can you believe it?" "This is what happened!" "It may be a surprise!" "Sister-in-law, greetings!" "Congratulations!" "You both have come now?" " Yes!" "You were supposed to come earlier..." "For the party's arrangements." "Why so late?" "Today is the anniversary." "So sir sent to buy a gift." "So we got late in buying the gift." "See this!" "Husband doesn't have the time to buy a gift for his wife!" "So you bought the gift?" "We collected the gift which sir said." " Yes!" "It's the same gift!" "Open it!" "Open the gift right now!" "Okay!" "Help me to unpack the gift!" "Come on!" "Sister-in-law, did you like it?" "Look at this!" "It's bought from the street!" "This reveals the person's thinking!" "You have married an ordinary man." "So the gift too has to be ordinary." "The gift is valued with love and not the price!" "Lovers' thinking can't be so derogatory." "Don't say that, ma'am!" "See this Taj Mahal from Shah Jahan's view point!" "Just shut up!" "My friend's choice can't be so cheap!" "She doesn't want this gift!" "Take it!" "Take it!" "You broke Taj Mahal!" "Sister-in-law, she broke Taj Mahal!" "Your insolent friend broke Taj Mahal!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir, she broke Taj Mahal!" "How did this happen?" " How this happened?" "Sir, ask her." "She got up, came with a saunter and then she broke Taj Mahal with her hand!" "Sir, she did it!" "She did it!" "I did it?" " Yes!" "Are you mad?" "And Khushi, what is going on?" "Have you called us here to insult us?" "Let's go!" "Sir, she is lying!" "She is lying in the afternoon!" "Khushi!" "Khushi!" "She went!" "You too go!" " Idiot!" "Sir, she..." " Santosh, shut up!" "Just shut up!" "Shivani, I told you to bring the gift!" "How did he get hold of it?" "Sir..." " No... no... no..." "Sir, we met on the way." "And we together bought the gift, sir." "You can't do anything properly!" " What?" "Why are you staring at me?" "Get another gift." "And buy Taj Mahal only." "But sir, sister-in-law didn't like the gift." "She likes it." "She is just angry because of her friend." "Sir, she is a devil." "But sir, if you could ask her once then it would have been good." "She is my wife or yours?" "No, sir." "How can she be my wife?" "You go and buy the gift." "And directly come to the party!" "Bring the gift there." "And come soon." "Khushi!" "Prem, don't talk to me!" "Today you insulted me in front of my friends." "Couldn't you buy the present?" "Come on, darling!" "I had an important meeting!" "I see!" "That's why you sent such a cheap gift!" "Cheap?" "For any person who is in love, this is a priceless gift!" "You know Shah Jahan and Mumtaz thing!" "But Shah Jahan built it after Mumtaz's death!" "You too..." "Khushi, please!" " Stop it, Prem!" "Today I came to know what the value of my love is." "Khushi, please!" "Don't be angry today." "You can punish me after the party!" "Today I just want to see smile on Khushi's face!" "Please!" "I saw you countless times." "Still I didn't feel content." "All the dreams I weaved were about you." "Give me your hand." "Come." "Now my life is yours." "It's lost in you." "Come." "You should have a wife like boss." "Cultured." "Beautiful." "All the facilities are available." "She is bloody fool!" "Beautiful, Mr. Mishra." "Yes." "Beautiful." "Look, what was boss's life before marriage." "Not much fun." "Now there is liveliness all around." "What a life!" "You are right, Mr. Mishra." "Wife should be like her." "She has all the virtues." "You can be happy with her." "There are so many clouds hidden in your tresses." "When it sways, rain showers." "I hear and say." "Your silences too say a lot." "The seasons are changing." "Rising from you and setting in you." "Come." "You are the moonlight." "The dawn is made from your light." "Come." "If the moon sees you from the sky." "Then it sings your praises to the stars." "There is always fragrance in you." "After touching you my breaths become fragrant." "When you turn your face and look down." "You break so many hearts." "Give me your heart." "Take my life in return." "Take all my desires." "Come." "Why are you looking at me like this?" "Really, Khushi." "After having you, I feel I have found the world." "Now I don't need anybody else." "Now even if I die, I have no sorrow." "Don't say that." "May your enemy die!" "Hello, dear sister-in-law!" "He is a flirt!" "He works in my bank!" "He forms bonds with people without marrying them." "Get up!" " What are you saying?" "Sit here!" "Come on!" "And why are you calling her dear sister-in-law?" "Can't you call her sister-in-law?" "It means our dear sister-in-law!" "Quiet!" "Not our, your sister-in-law." "She is my darling." "And you... you get lost!" "Hold this!" "Hold this!" "Get up!" "Go there!" "What a strange man!" " Go!" "Greetings!" "What's your problem, Sardar?" "My problem is that I thought I will have a dance with my sister-in-law." "Aren't you ashamed?" "You will dance with your sister-in-law?" "I am talking about dance!" "Are you married?" " Yes!" "If I told you that I want to have a dance with your wife then how will you feel?" "Go ahead!" "Have a dance!" "She is there!" "Shall we exchange?" "What a strange man!" "I spread love." "Haven't you heard that song?" "Spread love." "You spread love here." "We are leaving." "Come on." "People won't let us romance here." "May they rot!" "I think I will have to spread all the love!" "I am there and you are entertaining yourself with the TV?" "Who will watch the TV?" "Now you have come." "I will spend time with you." "Look." "You didn't eat in the party!" " Yes!" "So I have brought food for you." "You take such good care of me, Khushi!" "So will another woman look after you?" "I am your wife!" "I will look after you!" "I wanted a wife like you!" "I swear!" "A wife who is beautiful, cultured, sensible." "And who looks after her husband." "I will answer it." " No, no, no!" "What happened?" " God knows who it is!" "Hello!" " Who is it?" "Who are you?" "Forget about me!" "Give the phone to that hot babe!" "Who is it?" " Who?" "That beautiful sister-in-law!" "Not sister-in-law!" "She is my wife!" "Fine, fine!" "Give her the phone!" " What do you want?" "I want to tease her!" " Hang up!" "Don't you have a wife that you tease other's wife!" "He hung up!" "Listen to me!" "God knows who he is!" "He always harasses me on the phone!" "So you want him to come home and harass you?" "Let me get his address!" "I will make his plight such that he won't be able to call anybody else!" "Let's have our food!" "I don't want to spoil the night!" "I will feed you!" "I will feed you!" "O my God!" "Coming!" "Are you in such haste?" "Whether Kashi, Patna or Kolkata sways." "Ma'am!" "Ma'am!" "Hey!" "Why are you looking here and there!" "Ma'am!" "Ma'am!" "Ma'am is nowhere to be seen!" " Why?" "I have to give milk!" "Can't you see this?" "Give it in this!" "Who are you?" "You know ma'am but not sir!" "You see, when I see her face early in the morning then my whole day goes fine." "Ma'am!" " Leave!" "How can I leave without seeing madam's face?" "That's true!" "What are you doing?" "If I don't see madam's face, my day won't go fine!" "So I said of what use is the wife whom others like." "Good one!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "You and here?" "I was passing by so I thought I will meet you." "I see!" "Sir, here!" "Please!" "Please!" " Here!" "Yes!" "Please!" "Please!" "Okay!" "Sir, we tolerate each other for the whole week in the bank." "I see you everyday." "But today I wanted to see her." "So I came here." "For a change." "Sir, this is not a changing room." "This is my house and she is my wife." "I know she is your wife." "But she is beautiful." "Khushi..." "Not Khushi." "Your sister-in-law!" "Your sister-in-law!" "Santosh, your boss is a nice man." "But he is very sad." "He is married." "But there is no love and peace in his house." "And look at me." "There is contentment and joy in my house." "Phone!" "Phone!" "Hello!" " Have you become the phone operator?" "You always answer the phone." "Give the phone to the hot babe." "Are you a married man?" "No!" " Then hang up!" "Is there no other wife in the world?" "Why do you harass my wife?" "Khurana has a wife." "Prem has a wife." "Shall I give their numbers!" "Numbers!" "Hello!" "He disconnected!" "Santosh, how do you tolerate all that?" "If Khushi had been my wife then by now I would have committed 4-5 murders for her!" "Sir... if you are not happy then don't ruin other's happiness too." "I mean don't imagine other's wife as your wife." "Sir, this is a crime." "And you might be punished for this crime too." "You don't understand." "Good morning, sir." "Wow!" "Let's go!" "Wow!" "Look at that!" "Show me this one!" "This one!" "Listen, you can leave her hand and show her the ring!" "Right?" "Do you show the ring holding the hand!" "Leave her hand!" "Take this!" "Let's go!" "What are you doing?" "Sit!" "He doesn't know how to show rings!" "Show me that necklace!" " Which one?" "That necklace!" "That one!" "That one!" "It must be expensive!" "Ma'am, stand up." "Please." "Stand up." "Please stand up." "Now I will put the necklace around your neck!" "It's so beautiful!" "What?" "What?" "What?" "Will you cling to her?" "Like this!" "Sir, I was putting the necklace around her neck!" "This is our job!" "What happily?" "Her name is Khushi!" "Are you putting the necklace around her neck or you are making arrangement of your honeymoon!" "It would have been better if you had put 'Mangalsutra' around her neck!" "Sir, try to understand!" " Will you cling to her?" "What are you doing?" "Come on!" "What are you?" " Come on!" "Ordinary man!" "Beautiful damsels rob us." "Black tresses." "What a babe!" "Fantastic!" "Wow!" "What a babe!" "Superb!" "Turn around!" "Bhai, what a babe!" " Shut up!" "Bhai, look there!" "Wow!" "What a babe!" "Really hot!" "She is so hot!" "Turn around!" "What a babe!" "What a babe!" "Circuit, she is hotter than her!" " What happened?" "She stole my heart using ten excuses." "She stole my heart using ten excuses." "You go home." "Let me handle them!" "No, no!" "Let it be!" "We will go!" "No, no!" "You go home." "I will handle them!" "Okay!" "Take care!" "Okay!" " Yes!" "Okay!" "Bhai, he is coming!" "He is coming!" "What's going on?" "What's your problem?" "The problem is that... our bhai... he is in love." "Help him get his gal." "We will give you your share." "I am not a lover." "I am her husband." "Husband?" "What husband?" "Love ends after marriage." "What do you people think!" " Think!" "Yes!" " Bhai, he is that same man!" "He was talking to us on the phone!" "I see!" "So you are the one who called up!" " Yes!" "You people called up!" " Yes!" "What will you do?" " What will I do?" "I will thrash you black and blue!" "You won't be able to face people!" "How much will you dress up?" "How much will you make me go mad?" "The whole locality is smitten by you." "So Khushi, you won't venture out of this house!" "Why?" "Why won't I?" "Am I your husband or your bodyguard?" "I am guarding you from everybody." "Have I got married for my sake or for others?" "Everybody wants to talk to you." "Every man wants to tease you." "I thought I will be so happy after marrying you." "But I have lost joy and peace too." "So listen to me carefully." "You will have to live here only!" "Listen!" "I won't live!" "I won't live!" "I won't live!" "How will you not live here?" "How?" "I am your husband!" "You will have to listen to me!" "What the hell is wrong with you?" "You are so drunk!" "Mr. Singh, what are you doing?" "You are doing the wrong thing." "She is not your wife." "Have you gone mad?" "I..." "I am his wife!" "Sorry, sister-in-law!" "Sorry, sir!" "By mistake in my imagination..." "Sorry, sir!" "Sorry, sir!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "Okay!" " I am really sorry!" "I know what he is talking about!" "I am sorry!" "What!" " I am sorry on his behalf!" "He is imagining in his stupor." "Sister-in-law, I know him." "He is a nice man." "What are you doing?" "He always says sister-in-law is bloody fool!" "Beautiful!" "I never said bloody fool!" "Will you get me fired!" "Sister-in-law is beautiful!" " Shut up!" "What rubbish!" "And you... did you call me here to insult me in front of everybody." "Forgive me." " And this man..." "Yes!" "Sister-in-law, sorry." "Please!" "He is imagining me as his wife and he is talking rubbish..." "I made a mistake!" "Shut up!" "And you are quietly watching it!" "You are shameless, Prem!" "You are shameless!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir, we will manage it!" "Take him away from here!" "Get out!" "And don't come back!" "Khushi!" "O my God!" "What has happened to him?" "All this is happening because of Shanti sister-in-law!" "She thinks I am having an affair with Santosh." "Now I will have to do something." "Why did you let him go?" "Shall I put him behind bars?" "No, Mr. Waghmare." "That idiot is ill." "He is fed up of his wife." "If he is fed up of his wife, then will he make other's wife his wife!" "He is a dangerous man!" "Let it be!" "I am really sorry!" "You enjoy the party!" "I will go and mollify Khushi!" "I will try!" "How to enjoy?" " Please carry on!" "Carry on!" "Listen!" "People imagine other's wife as their wife!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Let's go." "Here the ambience is not fine." "What do you mean!" "Take a look at your condition!" "I had asked you to drink a quarter and create a stir at the house." "But you created a chaos at the boss's house!" "I didn't know Mr. Mishra that just a quarter will knock me out of my senses." "And I will mistake the boss's wife for my wife." "Forget it!" "What had to happen has happened." "Let's go home, and..." "No, no not at home." "The matter has become very severe." "Even though if I have to sleep on the streets I won't go home." "What are you doing?" "Get up!" "You are from a descent family!" "This... get up!" "Why would you sleep on the footpath!" "Come on, let's go home and I will do sentimental with your wife." "You will get sentimental with my wife." " No, no!" "You mean settlement!" "And it is not that easy to do a settlement!" "Listen, don't take all the decisions here." "Let's go home, it is night time." "Why did you tighten it so hard around my neck?" "These distances make me suffer every moment!" "It pierces the heart, it doesn't let me be in peace at night." "The heart slumbers." "But your memories stay awake with me!" "How can I tell you?" "I cannot live without you, my beloved." "O my beloved!" "These distances make me suffer every moment!" "It pierces the heart, it doesn't let me be in peace at night." "The ambience is colourless!" "The atmosphere is colourless!" "The ambience is colourless!" "You are my happiness!" "Life seems so difficult!" "Without you, my beloved!" "My beloved!" "These distances make me suffer every moment!" "It pierces the heart, it doesn't let me be in peace at night." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Stop it Prem!" "I cannot live another minute in this house?" "But why?" "Why?" "Because, even though I refused so many times." "You gave me the same simple gift in front of all the guests." "I am a simple man Khushi!" "A simple bank manager whom you have married." "That was the biggest mistake of my life." "And because of that I am repenting till now." "Just..." "Just for a gift!" "What?" "And you don't regret about whatever happened in the party?" "I scolded him a lot after you left from the party, Khushi!" "I threw him out!" "Thank you so much Prem!" "So sweet of you!" "What else could I have done!" "Killed him!" " Yes!" "Yes Prem, you should have killed him!" "What would have the people in the party thought?" "That my husband is a..." " Stop it." "Nothing like that has happened Khushi!" "Prem, it might not be anything for you." "But for me, it is a very shameful thing." "If a husband cannot protect his wife." "Then it is futile to spend your life with him, Prem." "I don't want that Prem." "Please leave me." "I want a divorce." "Your arms were my home!" "My journey was so nice." "Your arms were my home!" "My journey was so nice." "Without you I was breathless." "That's all that remained to hear." "These distances make me suffer every moment!" "It pierces the heart, it doesn't let me be in peace at night." "Till today I only wanted your happiness." "I gave you everything you desired." "I will give you a divorce too." "I just want you to be happy." "But there is a tension of one thing." "Who will you test after the divorce?" "Who will praise your spicy food?" "Who will forget his own sorrows to keep you happy?" "Who will harass himself in front of the world for you?" "Who will..." "I don't believe I am crying?" "When someone fills that place in your life, then let me know." "I will divorce you." "I will go far away from your life." "I am really sorry Prem!" "Baby, please forgive me." "I have realised today, what all you did to keep me happy." "No one else can love you more than me." "No one else!" "I really love you Prem!" "I love you sweetheart!" "I love you." "That's your name." "I love you!" "Rickshaw!" "Mr. Abdul, so late in the night!" "My wife threw me out of the house." " Why?" "I just told her, last night you were abusing me in your sleep." "See." "You know what she said to me?" "You were mistaken that I was asleep." "I lost my mind, I slapped her once and she slapped me thrice." "And she handed me my bed and threw me out." "Said, Abdul get out of the house" "Now I am on the footpath." "Now I will go wherever you will." "Sit." "Come on." " Did you see?" " That's his problem!" "No, but did you see?" "There is a Shanti in every house that has ruined the serenity." "Come in!" "Come in!" "Come in!" " Let us all become ascetics!" "Come on!" "Come on." "But where?" "Take me to the moon, to hell!" "Take me wherever you wish too." "Take me anywhere except for my house." "Come on." "But where else will we go?" "Why are you worried, I am there!" "My name is Abdul, I keep all the information!" "I will take you to such a place you will feel that it is day even in the night." "Come in!" "Hello!" "Come, come, come!" "Everyone knows me here!" "Greetings sir." " Greetings." "Come." "Come on." "Where have you brought me Abdul?" "This is the place where every wounded heart comes for peace." "How can there be peace here?" "You will find it here!" "She dances so well!" "Everyone here has come for that!" "You didn't tell me!" "What?" "Since when did sister-in-law..." "What do you mean, since when sister-in-law!" "I mean, since when did she start dancing." "Here she comes." "Sit!" "Shanti!" "Fly me away!" "Steal me away!" "Fly me away!" "Steal me away!" "Adorn me with all the ornaments of love." "Immerse me in your heart, and take me home." "Take me home!" "Take me home!" "Take me home!" "What are you doing sir, she is my wife!" "Did I say anything when you imagined my wife?" "Sir!" "Take me home!" "Take me home!" "Take me home!" "Aren't you ashamed, she is my wife!" "You want to score a goal on the first day." "Are you mad?" "Anyone." "Shut up." "Come on!" "Leave me!" " What are you doing?" "Leave my hand!" " Come on, let's go home!" "Aren't you ashamed to dance in front of everyone like this?" "Leave my hand!" "Leave her!" "What is it?" " What is it?" "Where are you taking my dancer?" "She is my wife, I can take her wherever I want!" "She is your wife, she is my dancer." "Sir is standing outside, call him." "Call him!" "Why are you getting involved with the police?" "Where do they come from?" "No, no there is a misunderstanding!" "You dare lock horns with Anna!" "I will teach you a lesson." "I will kill you!" "The police will come and teach you a lesson!" "Sorry sister." "Just watch!" "I am here!" "Calm down!" "Anna, what is the matter?" "What's going on?" "Inspector, this man brought this boy here." "You!" "Condition!" "I had told you." "The day I catch you, I will reform your condition!" "What did you do, tell me?" "He brought him here!" "And he was taking my girl away as his wife." "There is a bit of misunderstanding." "Quiet!" " Quiet!" "What misunderstanding?" "You consider any girl as your wife." " No!" "Quiet!" " Constable!" "Inspector, they were along with him too" "Take them away to rot in jail." "Okay, okay I am here now." "Come on, now you will be jailed for long." "Constable." " Take them away!" "Take them along too." "Come on." "Let's settle this." "Take them away." "Go from here, don't stand here." "Come on." " Be careful, idiots." "Start the music." "Sit all of you, enjoy!" "Calm down!" "Dance." "Go!" "Shanti, think before taking any decision!" "I have thought about it." "It is your misunderstanding." "I have seen it with my own eyes." "He doesn't have any time for me." "But he was taking her for shopping, buying her necklace." "Meaning, you won't listen." "I have decided that I am going back to Kota." "And this is your last decision." "Yes." "Fine!" "Then I will take you to the station!" "Come on." "Come on." " Khurana, what are you doing?" "You should explain Shanti!" "Instead you are taking her side." "There is no need to explain her anything." "She is quite sensible." "Isn't it Shanti, you are sensible isn't it!" "Come let's go." "Mr. Khurana, I was thinking that I should meet Santosh once before leaving." "Otherwise he will think I just left slyly." "Okay!" "What has happened?" "We are defamed." "Lord, our image will be tarnished." "Get lost." "Don't talk with criminals." "I had to see this day too." "All this happened because of you!" "You created the mess, why are you blaming me?" "Why do you flame each other!" "Not flame, blame." " Blame" "Sir!" " What is it, tell me?" "Sir, how long will we have to sit here?" "Until senior sir doesn't arrive we cannot take any decision regarding your matter." "Understood." "And all of you will be jailed for long." "What are you saying?" "And seeing us, does it look like we are urinal men!" "What nonsense?" "What are you saying?" "My English!" "Tell him, do we look like out-laws!" "Criminal!" "Say that!" "Please let us go!" "Please leave us!" "Do we look like that kind of people?" "We haven't even brushed till now." "We will get STD!" "He means acidity!" "No matter what you have!" "I cannot leave you before senior sir arrives." "By the grace of Lord you are cheap!" "What did you say?" "I will tell you sir." "He meant chief!" "Say like that." "Seems like sir has arrived." "This is not your bank, it is the police station!" " Sit there." "They will break your bones." "You are here for the first time, but I've come here many times." "Do you see, these rickshaw drivers abuse me too?" "Shanti!" "There is no news of Santosh!" "How long will you wait?" "You have a phone in your hand." "Dial his number, talk to him." "No, he never picks up my call!" "Atleast try it." "No, I won't call." "If not you, then I will call." "Give me!" "Greetings sir." "Commander, dial the residential number for sister-in-law!" "I will just come." " Go!" "Sir, how was the party last night?" "There such a unfortunate man there..." "You!" "How did he come here?" "Sir, I have arrested them from the Night Queen club, sir." "Greetings sir." "You look like kings of night clubs." "You have this habit too!" "No, sir I had gone there just like that." "Sir he was calling the dancer his wife." "I arrested him from there." "So another imagination." "You are a very dangerous man!" "No one's wife is safe from you." "Can you make someone pregnant in your imagination?" "No, I haven't done something like that!" "So, you haven't done it till now." "Do you plan to do it in the near future?" "No, sir." "Did you make your call?" "No darling, I cannot get through!" "Go and sit in the car." "Take her to the car." "What are you saying?" "You don't know what a dangerous man he is." "Go, go." "What can he do?" "He will make you pregnant and I won't even know in his imagination!" "Go!" "Take her!" " I am going!" "What were you looking at?" "No sir, sister-in-law is very nice!" "You scoundrel." "I'll put you behind the bars." "What are you here for?" "Sir, I am the pilot of the auto-rickshaw I just went where they asked me to take them." "I was unnecessarily dragged in this." "Fine him 500 rupees and let him go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Come here!" "Constable, make a receipt of 500 rupees." "You!" "You are his partner, isn't it?" "No!" "Sir, it is some girl's call." "Answer it!" "Who is Shanti?" "She is my wife, sir." " Another imagination." "No sir, she is my wife." "You won't talk to anyone else until a case is not filed against you!" "Sir, how will I make you understand?" "He disconnected it!" "He disconnected the phone!" "He will disconnect it if you call from my phone." "Now try from your own phone." "From my phone, shall I try it!" "Now he has switched off the phone!" "Switched off!" "He has done it knowingly!" "He doesn't want to talk to me!" "I am leaving without meeting him." "Shivani!" "You have come here too!" "Where have you left him!" "Him!" "I have come to meet you!" "Are you going anywhere?" "Yes, I am leaving this house forever!" "Shanti, if you will leave this house then who will look after Santosh!" "Now she is there to look after Santosh!" "That's enough Shanti!" "Stop it!" "And you, will you stay here?" "You will stay here!" "In this house" "Of course, I will stay here!" "She will stay here!" "As what relation?" " As the wife!" "Why?" "Has she married Santosh!" " No!" "But she will!" "She will turn this house into heaven!" "Isn't it Shivani?" "Was this house hell till now?" "Done delay anymore." "How dare Santosh leave the real thing and accept something that's fake." "Just a minute!" "Just a minute Mr. Khurana!" "What happened?" "I feel I am leaving something behind." "Shanti, you are leaving a very dear thing behind." "Which maybe you can't see." "Husband's love." "A wife's rights." "The vows of the 7 nuptial rounds." "Did you forget all that?" "Forget it, whatever you left behind that's the past." "Come on!" " Shanti!" "If I call Santosh my brother, do you have any objection?" "Brother!" "Who is Santosh's wife?" "I am asking, who is Santosh's wife?" "I am Santosh's wife!" "Tell me what is the matter?" "The police have arrested Mr. Santosh!" "Hello!" " Sir, this is Shivani speaking." "The police have arrested Santosh!" "Are you serious?" " Yes sir." "I am coming." "What happened, Prem?" "Shivani had called, the police have arrested Santosh!" "I think we should go!" "Tell me, how many wives you have imagined yourself with." "Tell me in total." "If we ask his total, we will forget our total." "I will write 50!" "What are you saying sir?" "I am just saying it, but I will do it too." "Once you spend some days in the jail you will come to your senses." "Lock him up!" "Constable, lock him up!" "And you are?" "Shanti, his wife!" "Real!" "Santosh and Shanti!" "Where there is Santosh, there has to be Shanti!" "Inspector sir, whatever he did knowingly or unknowingly maybe I am responsible for it too." "If I wouldn't have let him leave from the house he wouldn't be looking for his Shanti in other women" "Please release him!" "Look, I have filed a case." "I cannot release him without a bail." "How can you do that?" "What crime has he committed?" "And you are?" "You!" "Khurana sir." "I am his neighbour." "Then you must know about his ill-deeds." "Santosh is a very nice man, please leave him." "He will have to release him!" "We will take him along." "Right now." "Look, you are taking the law in your hands." "What case have you filed against him inspector Waghmare?" "Sir, he has filed a case." "And says that he will have to stay here for a few days." "He will have to do everything here." "Prem, in your party he imagined your wife as his own." "Only I know how I saved my wife." "Let him go sir." "Imagination is not a crime." "I will arrest him under any case and get him jailed for long." "Its okay sir, I have forgiven him." "Inspector sir, I have committed a mistake." "Whatever has happened, has happened." "Please don't jail him inspector sir." "Heard that!" "Get imprisoned in your married life!" "For a husband and a wife, that's the biggest bond." "You can go!" "Thank you sir, you..." "We will talk later at home." "Come, I will drop you home." "No sir." "Today we will leave only after we understand each other." "You can go." "Please." "You explain each other something too." "We will go home and understand something too." "Come on Khurana!" "Come on Mrs. Khurana!" "We are going outside the police station and see you later." "Bye." "Mishra, come I will drop you!" "Come, I will take you home." "No, no not with you." "Okay!" "Mr. Mishra go, you leave too." "I want to talk to sister-in-law." "Will you say it in the police station?" "Leave something for tomorrow." "Go." " Yes!" "Listen Shanti..." "Take your wife and leave." "If sir gets in a bad mood again then even I won't be able to do anything." "Go from here!" "Mr. Mishra, you still not left!" "I thought..." "I wanted to talk to sister-in-law!" "What?" "I wanted to say sister-in-law, Singh sir is a very nice man you know him more." "We had only gone to the dance bar to rape." " What?" "Rape." "That we do with the music!" "Mr. Mishra, that's rap." "That's one thing." "How can that be one thing Mr. Mishra?" "How can rape and rap be one thing?" "How can rape and rap be one thing, Mr. Mishra?" "No, no please don't be hungry..." "No, no, I am not hungry at all." "And this constipation is very Important." "And today you will have to do toilet." "These things are not non-sex at all." "And don't consider your bloody fool life a condom." "Sir..." " Quiet!" "Mr. Mishra, toilet-tolerate." "Condom-condem!" "Rap-rape!" "Constipation-conversation!" "You know the meaning very well." "Just because people laugh on your wrong English!" "That's why you use new words so that people laugh a lot." "And you try to pose as a very simple man!" "We will meet in the office tomorrow!" "Go!" "Singh sir!" "I always thought that I am the best but..." " This is an act too." "Being an elderly person you are touching my feet isn't that an act too." "Fine, when everything is an act, then bye." "I don't understand anything." "Do you have money for auto?" "Go!" "Go, we will meet in the office." "Bye!" "Why did you scold Mr. Mishra?" "If I wouldn't have, then he wouldn't leave." "And I want to talk to you!" "Is there anything left to say?" "Shanti, I can't think of a way to apologise to you." "Should I join my hands or bow in front of you?" "Why will you apologise?" "It was my fault too." "And anyway, there is no place for thank you and sorry in the husband wife relationship." "From today, your every wish will be my necessity." "And your every necessity will be my life." "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" "Munna's photo on the notes." "Red light on the auto rickshaw." "There is a tax on fat people." "Give me a break baby!" "You can now clap with one hand." "Now my sister-in-law is my wife" "Diwali now comes in January!" "The rooster now lays eggs!" "The cat drinks cold drink." "The criminal thrashes the police!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" "Michael Jackson dances in bhangda." "One wife, but ten brother-in-laws." "Thieves are the protectors of the house." "Take it up!" "Bill Clinton speaks Hindi!" "There is a Bindi on Britney's forehead." "George Bush's aunt is Sindhi." "There is dance, but no drums." "The world is no more round" "There is no corruption in politics." "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "Rama Rama what is this drama!" "This drama!" "This drama!" 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