""Income is infertile while inflation is replete."" ""Prices go up daily while helplessness is rife."" ""Income is infertile while inflation is replete."" ""Prices go up daily while helplessness is rife."" ""An enemy would not batter you.." "..not batter you, not batter you, not batter you.." "..the way it has rammed us."" ""In trouble, in trouble, the public is in trouble."" ""In trouble, in trouble, we are in trouble."" ""Hit from the left, hit from the right and hit from the centre."" ""Hit from the left, hit from the right and hit from the centre."" ""We can only dream of pizzas and burgers."" ""Water remains in lentil soup, the grains have all vanished."" ""Man is crying at the price of onions, never mind peeling."" ""Man is crying at the price of onions, never mind peeling."" ""The cost of weddings has given rise to many bachelors."" ""So say it, so say it, everyone say it."" ""Hit from the left, hit from the right and hit from the centre."" ""Hit from the left, hit from the right and hit from the centre."" ""One, two, three, four."" ""Hit from the left, hit from the right and hit from the centre."" ""Hit from the left, hit from the right and hit from the centre."" ""Hit from the left, hit from the right and hit from the centre."" ""Hit from the left, hit from the right and hit from the centre."" ""We are in trouble, we are in trouble."" ""We are in trouble, we are in trouble."" "Gopal." "Gopal, my boy." "Gopal!" "What's the matter, father?" "Get up." "Your results are out." "How will the results be out so soon?" "It is out." "Sanju's son went and checked and he passed." "I'll go later." "I want to sleep." "How will you check it later when the power is off?" "Where is your roll number?" "It's there under the lamp." ""Under the lamp."" "Silly!" "Oh shit!" "You got oil on your number." "Where did he go?" "Gopal!" "Where has he gone so early in the morning?" "And do you know why inflation is so high in the country?" "Why is it so tough to eat?" "Because things are sold to us at a high price.." "..and the money is deposited in foreign banks." " That is true." "There's no money at all in the country." "He is correct." "Is there any money in the country?" "That's true." "Do you know the sum total of our money.." "..that is deposited in Swiss Banks?" "280 trillion." "Hold it, hold it." "Hold it." "Do you mean 28 million or 280 million?" "280 trillion." "What is that?" "Count." "How many zeros do you see after 28?" "That looks like a shop of eggs." "And all that money belongs to us." "How does that money belong to us?" "Of course." "We bought things at high rates.." "..and gave them the money." "And all it is black money." "Black money." "You just said the money belongs to us.." "..and now you claim it is black money." "It is black money because it isn't ours." "It is taken from us." "Yes." "So do you know if all that money returned to our country.." "..each individual could receive four hundred thousand." "Four hundred thousand." "Four hundred thousand per head." "Imagine." "Four hundred thousand?" "That's right." "Four hundred thousand per person." "And women?" "Ten rupees." "Every individual." "Kids as well?" "We must raise our voices for that to happen." "Hello." "Hello, mike testing." "Hello, hello, hello." "Hello, one, two, three." "Hello.." "It's restored." "Our voices must reach the top for this." "When the entire country applies pressure.." "..all the money will be brought back." "Our money." "We have to start a movement." "We must sit here till noon every day." "That's when our voices will.." "Mr. Vedpal." "It happened again." "The air is out again?" " See for yourself." "So many times I told you to change the tube." "The tube is useless after five punctures." "Please do something." "Do what?" "Your tyre is finished, brother." "Then repair it once again." "After this I'll use tubeless tyres." "Really?" "So what do you want me to repair now?" "What we will eat?" "The companies create new problems daily." "Mr. Vedpal." " Yes." "Will Mr. Puttan be coming today?" "For the past three or four days he.." "Gopal!" "Come here." "Come here." "What was your result?" "Nothing great." "Did you pass?" "Tigers don't pass out, uncle, they make others pass out." "Shut up!" "I told uncle the facts." "Okay, tell me.." "..where is Puttan these days?" "He's not to be seen." "The workload at the office is heavy these days.." "..that's why he returns home late." "I have some business with him." " "I have some business with him."" "So why don't you go see him there?" "You'll find him yelling in the office." "Go." "Well done!" " C'mon!" "Back, back, back." " I'm tying rope." "Drag it here." "Hurry." " In front." "Here's the girl." "Come, come, come." "She will relent, she will relent." "Well done!" "Well done!" "Pick up!" "Back!" " C'mon, come on." "Well done!" "Well done!" "Push her." " Hey!" "Well done!" "Well done!" "Done." "Done, done." "Done." "Come, come on out." "Congratulations." "The job is done." "We had to toil hard." "The job got done in the third service." "It got done only because of you." "I thought she would no longer pregnant." "Bring her back after two months." "The doctor will give her a check up.." "..and let you know whether or not she's pregnant." "Okay." " Okay?" "Okay?" " Okay." "Let's go, girl." "Come." "Shall I bring her now?" "Wait a bit, uncle." "The bull got off only just now." "It'll take a while." "It's been so long." "I've been waiting since morning." "So what can I do?" "He needs rest before getting up again." "Will I have my turn today?" "We can't go more than twice a day." "Come back tomorrow." "It will be too late tomorrow." "She's been in heat since last night." "She couldn't be in heat." "She has another week to go." "The register won't be in heat." "Come see for yourself." "Go handle it, buddy." "Come, show me." "Let's go." " Come." "Look." "She's not in heat." "You're talking nonsense." "Come back next week." "Two more people are standing outside with their cows." "To come the day after tomorrow." "Today's quota is over." "Tell them." "And inform them the doctor will be here.." "..at eleven the day after tomorrow." "Alright." "Do you like bottle gourd so much?" "Yesterday and now today." "No, no, no." "This doesn't contain onion." "That's why." "Earlier one cried when chopping onion and.." "..now one cries when purchasing onions." "Inflation has made life difficult." "It was on the news yesterday." "The price of petrol is going to increase once again." "Look at this." "I carry my quota with me." "From here to home and from home to here." "Gopal and his boys use up petrol worth twenty-five." "That's why I'm telling you, there's plenty of work here.." "..and there's only one bull." "Take a loan and purchase two private bulls." "You'll make a good extra income." "In these times of inflation.." "..think of ways to generate extra income." "If I take this job home father will kick me out of the house." "He jabbers on about this as it is." "So how's sister-in-law's parlour doing?" "How will it run?" "Man is finding it difficult to make ends meet.." "..how will he spend on beauty?" "She manages to make a little money." "Look, that is six inches." "That's very little." "And this is ten inches." "This is.." " Yes, yes, that's okay." "This is okay." "But sister.." "He'll get blinded after seeing that much." "Man loses his good intentions before his hand." "It's up to you but we could do it as far up as the knee." "But that will cost even more, won't it?" "But you only have your wedding night once in life." "Consider it a gift to your husband." "No, no, what's the need for unnecessary expenses?" "He's going to take gifts all his life." "Do it quickly, sister." "Hurry." "Her send off is one hour from now." "Bindiya!" " Yes." "Begin." "Remove the heater." "Okay, sister." "I haven't informed anyone at home." "Mother has been crying since morning." "Don't worry." "I'll do a good job of waxing." "Your in-laws will love you so much you'll forget your family." "Oh sister!" "Santosh, did you get your eyebrows done?" "Yes, actually Vibha got married the day before.." "..so I had them done over there." "She hasn't done it well." "Show me." "Let it be, sister." "I won't charge you but let me correct it." "Sister, I've noticed this for many years." "You always look very good." "What's the secret?" "Right since childhood I liked to dress well." "My papa always said dress comes before address." "So I like to look and dress well myself.." "..and do the same for others." "Listen, you should get your arms waxed." "It doesn't look good." "The reception is in the evening." "But sister.." "Don't do your whole arm." "You'll have bangles till here." "Get it done from here to here." "Both arms will be done for one hundred." "Right Parul?" "That's right, sister, get it done." "I'll pay for it." "A gift for brother-in-law from me." "How can you say that, brother?" "I look like a thief." "Nobody looks like a thief but one can see a person steal." "I told you I won't go anywhere." "All the bills are in your name." "The charges will be against you." "To hell with your case." "I won't get up from this chair." "Fine." "You can come on the chair or walking.." "..but you have to come." "What are you waiting for?" "Call Puttan." "I called him." " So why hasn't he come as yet?" "He doesn't have an airplane." "He'll be here." "What's the matter?" "Look Noori, he's talking about taking me to the police station." "He says I'm stealing power for the house." "Wow!" "How can you make such claims, brother?" "I'm not claiming without proof, sister." "I'm claiming it after checking it out." "I showed him all the bills but he won't believe me." "He's determined to make a thief out of me." "He wants to drag me to the police station." "I'm not referring to the bill, uncle." "You've got a hooked wire on the roof." "You idiot!" "Naturally we get power through the wires.." "..it can't walk to us." "Uncle!" " What's the matter, Nagpal?" "Why you making a racket?" " Listen to him, Satpal." "He says you get power through wires." "Charges will be levied against me." "Brother, even I obtain power in our house through wires." "That's the system in the entire colony." "Brother, did you two go for tuitions at the same place?" "Sister, she wants to see you." "Quiet!" "Hurry up, sister." "It's time for her send off." "I have to do only one leg." "I'll be there shortly." "Puttan!" "Where were you all this time, Puttan?" "Look at him." "He's picking my brains." "He says he'll get the cops." "Who called the cops?" " Sit down." "What good would the police do, brother?" "The government has put the wire lines." "Uncle, uncle." "I'm here." "What are you doing here?" "Bring some water for him." "Take a seat, brother." "Brother, I'm not calling the cops." "He's been threatening to call the cops all this time." "All I said was that it was illegal to hook the wires." "Sure, as though you're the Superintendant of Police." "Just a minute, father." "But everyone in this colony hooks the wires." " Yes." "They unhook them in the morning." "Sister, a lot of thefts take place.." "..but the one who's caught is termed a thief." "Go look upstairs." "Your wire is hooked." "Ask him." "I was concerned about the results and forgot to unhook it." "Oh yes, your result was to be declared today." "What happened?" "It's been declared." "Very good, very good, very good." "You hooked the wire?" "Uncle, we're not charging you for hooking it.." "..we're charging you as you forgot to unhook it." "You could have unhooked the wire at least.." "..you couldn't get through in your exams." "What do you mean?" "You didn't tell me you failed?" "I told you." "Quiet!" "Did he say it, brother?" "No, he didn't say he failed." "Did he tell you?" "What?" " Fail." "Did he say it?" " No, he didn't say he failed." "Well?" " Sister, they're receiving calls from home." "Everyone has started crying." "Come." "Okay, tell her to manage by showing one leg." "I'll do the other leg when she returns." "Brother, show one leg.." "Shall I file the charges?" "Puttan, look at him." "Look, he's trying to emulate an SP." "Father." " Please come aside for one minute." "Brother, power prices are very dear so we have to do this." "See what you can do." "Brother, we too have to work in these times of inflation." "Give me." "What are you giving me, brother?" "Fifty?" "This won't do for illegal jobs." "This has ceased long ago." "Brother, our expenses have mounted." "He failed for the third time." "And her one leg isn't complete as yet." "Whose leg?" "And how does it matter to me if he failed?" "If I start telling you about my expenses, brother.." "I have two sisters of the marrying age." "I have a mother, father, a child and my wife is expecting again." "You see?" "You feel like giving me two thousand, don't you?" "How do you manage it all?" "This is how we do it, brother." "I have to manage in this manner." "Go on now, say thank you to father." "Say it." "Thank you, uncle." "Just remember to unhook the wire." "First you get yourself out of here!" " Hey he.." "He's like that." "Let him be." "Forget it." "Where are you going, Puttan?" "I'm escorting him part of the way." "He'll go by himself." "You aren't holding his tail, are you?" "Hey man!" "Take this." "Brother, brother, brother." "Come along." "There's a traffic jam." "You just go." " Leave!" "Okay?" "Where did Gopal go?" "Gopal has failed and I would have gone to jail." "He failed again?" " Yes." "You sound surprised as though he's never failed before." "Puttan!" "Gopal!" "Gopal!" "Listen to me." "Father, listen." " You steal power.." "..without informing or asking me." "Damn!" "You will surely save petrol." "You are high." " Vedpal.." "..no matter how high I might be.." "..there's one thing I never forget." "Get it?" "Well." "We're here." "We're home." "I have no courage at all." "I wondered why I'm not high." "Vedpal, how do I forget all my sorrows.." "..unless the rum is strong?" "What other choice do we have?" "Well.." "Listen, Puttan." "What?" "Please come for the job tomorrow." "It's been four days.." " I can't, I can't." "No, just." "I don't get it." "Just come for ten minutes." "When do you want me to come?" "Tomorrow." "Well okay, I'll come." "Get home safely, okay." " I'm okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Don't argue at home." " No, no." "I'll come tomorrow." "On board has prepared so many eggs." "I'll have to sit for a couple of eggs." "Bye." "Noori." "Noo.." "How are you?" "Who?" " Vedpal." "You look very happy." "Where have you been drinking?" "Come." "Yashpal's wife had a child so we had a little." "Come, come, come." "Father.." "What?" "Father didn't eat his meal today." "Come." "Play the flute for another one year." "Okay?" "Father will play the drums to accompany you." "Hail Goddess." "Father." "Father." "Eat your food." "Why?" "Did you order mutton?" "Mutton?" "Yes." "I won't eat bottle gourd every day." "For ten days now I've been saying prepare mutton.." "..but nobody pays heed to me." "Father, everybody pays heed to you." ""Mutton." Do you know the price of mutton?" "I don't have money for a button and he wants mutton." "I didn't ask for it every day." "It can be prepared once a month." "You will get it the day it is prepared." "I'll let you know." "You never have money for me." "You never have money!" "And you have wads to give to the power inspector.." "..like you are Tata or Birla." "I didn't spend that out of joy." "If our supply had been cut off we'd have to pay more, father." "Did I tell you to hook into the power?" "Why would you?" "You don't pay the bills." "Sure, you pay the bills and your father will go to prison." "Has brother been drinking?" "Yes." "No wonder." "Normally he behaves like Amol Palekar.." "..and he turns to Amitabh Bachchan after a couple of pegs." "I save money every month." "What do you care?" "All you want is mutton." "Get lost!" "You lecture me over such a trivial matter." "I don't want to eat your mutton." "You eat my mutton every day." "You eat my mutton every day." "And that bat!" "He failed thrice but he escapes your attention." "You have your attention only on me." "Because he's your favourite." " Yes, he's my favourite." "What you want to do about it?" "What's your problem?" "They won't stop." "Bring him." "Yes, I'll go bring him." "You want me to tear out the hand pump?" "I am doing a job, aren't I?" " Hah!" "Everyone knows what you do." "I feel ashamed to tell the people what my son does." "So why don't you die of shame." "I won't die now." "I won't die until I've seen my grandson." "You expand the bull's family.." " Tell him to quite." "..nobody is concerned about my family." " Hush." "Let it be." "Enough." "And listen." "I will get Gopal married this year." "This year!" "Brother, are you a man or a clown?" "How many times do I explain the same thing to you?" "You can keep it for a week if you wish." "Don't pay me if you don't want to." "You want me to give a bull an entrance test now?" "I told you only the government bulls are used here." "That's exactly what I'm saying." "Get him a government job." "In any case you have only one bull." "My bull will be of use to you and I'll get a little money." "Sit." "Come here, Puttan." "Shyampal's cow won't give in." "Talk to him first." "Maybe Shyampal's cow will give in to my bull." "Handle him." " Mr. Puttan!" "!" "Please try him, Mr. Puttan." "What?" " Sit." "Sit." "Hey!" "Look." "Why are you in hurry?" "She won't give in." "What happened?" "She won't give in." "I will tie him." "She broke the rope." "Forget it, she isn't giving in." "Tell him to send her out." "Your cow won't relent." "But I've been waiting here for so long." "But your cow isn't standing." "Please enable the mating one way or the other, sir." "How do I?" "I'm not involved in it." "How can I force it?" "Come along, Puttan." "Let's eat." " What?" "No, you eat." "I won't eat." "What's the matter?" "You look disturbed." "No." "He told me, you eat my mutton every day." "What should I tell him?" "In anger people say things they don't mean." "When he was young, I'd take him out for custard bi-weekly." "I'd treat him to clarified butter flatbread for breakfast." "Weren't things expensive then?" "But it wasn't this bad back then." "Rubbish." "We had fewer expenses." "There were no mobiles, no motorbikes, no cable.." "..no gas nor fridge." "We could manage very well, Nagpal." "When a man can't provide well for his family.." "..then what's the point of earning?" "It means the salary is inadequate." "Look, find Gopal a job." "The supplementary income will make life easier." "Forget it." "He took three years to pass the tenth grade.." "..and now he's failed thrice in the twelfth grade." "So don't bother with his education, get him a job." "I already did." "I enrolled him in a course repairing mobiles.." "..so he'd learn something and I could get him a job." "I'd paid the fees and he abandoned it." "I got him a job in a factory in Meerut hoping he'd make it." "He returned from there after only two months." "Really?" "Oh, this slipped my mind." "The government has come up with a new scheme.." "..wherein one can avail of a interest free loan." "It's called Rising India employment scheme." "My oldest brother took a loan for his youngest son." "He wants to start a business growing mushrooms." "I tried that." "After returning from Meerut he wanted to do poultry business." "I lost ten thousand rupees and we had to eat all the chickens." "It's up to you." "I think it's a very good scheme." "One lakh rupees for those who've passed the tenth grade.." "..and two lakh rupees for those who've passed twelfth." "And no interest up until three years." "That means the loan amount won't increase for three years." "Even the lentils we're eating will be cost double in two years." "Let it be interest and all." "One still has to repay the capital." "And who will repay it if he doesn't?" "Let him do something by himself." "I don't trust him anymore." "Take three hundred rupees." "Give him rice." "Papa, mummy wants a bottle of sauce." "She's preparing fritters today." "Give me a small bottle." " Give me the card." "Give me bread." "Give me the card." "Hey you!" "Stand in queue." "Give me." "Give me your card." "Do you want any savouries?" "No, no." "Remain in queue, aunty!" "Why you coming forward?" "Give me the card." "Sugar." "There's no sugar." "You gave sugar to the people ahead of me." "Yes, it's over now." "How do I give you any?" "Show him the sack, brother." "How could it be over?" "I didn't get this month's sugar ration." "So what do you want me to do?" "Bring it from my house." "I have kerosene." "Do you want it?" "Put the kerosene in your head." "Give me my card." "Take it." " Damn thieves!" "What is he saying?" "He says sugar is over." "How can sugar get over, Lala?" "Look, he selling sugar there." "This is not the controlled rate sugar." "It costs forty rupees a kilo." "Oh lord!" "No wonder nobody is queuing up in front of your shop." "What happened?" "He isn't giving sugar." "How are you, Rampal?" "I'm good, Puttan." "How can I serve you?" "Give me two kilos wheat flour." "Give him two kilos wheat flour." "Here." "Here." "Hold it." "Not like that." "Weigh it first." "Rupees forty-eight." "Hmm?" "Rupees forty-eight!" "How's that?" "It was forty-five just last week." "So?" "The rates have increased." "How could the rates increase?" "It was forty-four the week before." "You think I'm increasing the rates?" "Who else?" "Look brother, I don't grow wheat nor mill it." "The price increases at the wholesale market and that's what I give you." "How can one increase the rate like that?" "There has to be a system to increasing the rate." "You are charging us as you please." "Forget it." "You can't afford it." "You always create a scene." "If you found it so cheap you should've bought it last week." "Put it back." "Here." "We give them credit and then listen to them gripe." "And you still owe me last month's money." "Look, I can find the best match.." "..but Gopal is unemployed." "Else I have one very good proposal." "What are you implying?" "When four people can survive in one house.." "..you think a fifth person can't be provided for?" "The girl's family don't think that way." "Nonsense!" "Greetings." " Greetings, greetings." "Is everything alright?" "You've come after a long time." "God provides." "Yes, you are right there." "Gopal!" "Gopal!" "Yes." "Give this to your sister-in-law." "Tell her I've got mutton." "Tell her to prepare it spicy, just the way father likes it." "Well, I'll take your leave." " Listen, have some tea before you leave." "No, I'm done here." "How about eating something?" "Eat.." "You're always in a hurry." "Gopal!" "Gopal!" "Will you have water?" "Never mind the water." "Look here." "Thirty rupee recharge." "Full talk time." "Really?" " Yes." "I'm glad you didn't come out." "I brought you something." "What?" "Guess." "It was your demand." "Shower cap?" ""Who wants to be a millionaire?"" "Correct answer." "Look." "What do you think?" "Nice." "Wear it." "This is for bath time." "So what if you wear it?" "Wear it." "No, it is worn at bath time." " Just once, once, once." "Okay, you put it on." "Wow!" "You look pretty even when you bathe." "First the mutton and now the shower-cap." "You seem to be in a good mood." "What's going on?" "I think that is a very good idea." "It sounds right to me." "Not right, sister-in-law." "It's an amazing idea." "Amazing!" " Be quiet!" "What do you mean amazing?" "It is entirely senseless." "Take a loan of one lakh rupees and buy rations for three years." "Wonderful!" " It is good." "When one can get it without work why bother taking a job?" "Have you lost your mind?" "Who takes a loan for provisions?" "Food is what's expensive during current times." "The price of provisions increase regularly.." "..and we keep cutting back." "If we continue cutting back this way.." "..we'll only get one meal a day." "And only out of one plate." "That's true." "Inflation is very high." "People who have money are on a diet.." "..and the hungry are unable to afford food." "So you mean we should eat one month meal." "Try to understand the idea first, father." "Tell me." "Look, our ration bill increases every month." "Is it or isn't it increasing?" " Yes." "Because the price of all things increases after three days." "So if we purchase sufficient rations for three years.." "..then we won't have to worry about inflation for three years." "Won't we have to repay one lakh rupees?" "Yes papa, we'll deposit three thousand rupees.." "..in the bank every month." "It will amount to one lakh rupees in three years." "We shall repay the loan with that sum." "That is correct." "I see, I see, I see, I see." "That means we shall deposit three thousand rupees.." "..every month in the bank for provisions." "Right." " Only three thousand." "Fixed." "Then it won't matter if wheat flour, oil and wheat become expensive." "For next three years nothing will become expensive for us." "We won't have to cut back on provisions." "Isn't it a fantastic idea?" "Noori, tell me when was the last time we had curry?" "Never mind curry." "Stuffed flatbread, dessert." "Every year we eat lesser sweets during the festivals." "He was only a kid when we ate pudding and fried bread." "Fruits are out of the question." "We could only think of other things if we had money left over." "I have to use one pouch of shampoo for four washes." "My hair has gone dry." "See." "You are right, Puttan." "What?" "It's been over two years since I had dessert." "I had some at Mintu's wedding." "He has a child now." "Now do you understand, father?" "Then we'll be able to cook mutton every week." "Really?" " Yes." "You mean it?" " Of course." "That is great!" "Puttan, it is a fantastic scheme." "Okay, we'll go to Rampal's shop and buy the provisions." "His shop will become empty." "You see?" "He's harping about Rampal's shop once again." "We'll purchase from a wholesale shop." "It will be cheaper." "And if we buy provisions for three years.." "..we will get it at an ever lower rate." "I swear it will be great." "But pay attention to me." "What now?" "You must bring the provisions home secretly." "Nobody should find out." "Why?" "If the neighbours find out they will steal." "Two sacks of sugar were stolen from Rampal's shop." "Yes, papa is correct." "If people find out they will be jealous as well." "Okay." "Everybody prepare the list starting tomorrow." "Yes." "And everybody will make their own lists." "Hereafter I'll surely apply conditioner twice a week." "My hair is getting ruined." "I'll think too." "Think, think." "All of you think all night long." "Are you asleep?" "Listen." " No." "Why?" "We'll get many freebies with so many provisions, right?" "Yes, so?" "So, I think this is a truly fantastic idea." "What are you doing?" "Switch of the light." "Just one." "Just one last item." "What?" "Fragrance sticks for prayers." "You'll be able to pray when it's morning." "Switch off the light." " Only one minute more." "List of cheap items." "Item number one." "Father, you tell me what to write." "Write my mosquito cream first." "And 999 rupee mobile recharge." "999.." " Write the household essentials first." "Only one tea." "Forget the tea." "Write the items first." "Wheat." "Wheat." "Rice." "Rice." "Lentil." "How much wheat?" "How much would we require for three years?" "The spices will spoil in three years." "So write up all the items first.." "..then we'll worry about how long each one lasts." "We'll bring it accordingly, right father." "You're very intelligent." "You sit there quietly." "I'm right." ""It appears as though we've hit the jackpot."" ""Happiness has been delivered at our house."" "Fool!" ""Life was simple, it will turn around now."" ""Life was simple, it will turn around now."" ""Lentil.." "Listen to me, my boy." "I'm going to get Gopal married within the next three years.." "..so write the rations for five heads." "Why not for six heads?" "He'll have a kid by then." "What other work does he have?" "He idles all day long." "Totally how many items have you listed?" "I haven't counted." "Listen." "Now that we're saving some money.." "..I've wanted something for a long time." "What?" "Tell me." "Tell me." "I'll use pads from now on." "It simplifies matters." "How can I purchase so many pads for three whole years?" "The shopkeeper will think I have piles." ""We'll enjoy the loan to the max."" ""We cut back so long, now we'll eat till we're sated."" ""We'll enjoy the loan to the max."" ""We cut back so long, now we'll eat till we're sated."" ""Now we have no worries about food, drink and life."" ""Now we have no worries about food, drink and life."" ""Life has taken a one hundred eighty degree turn."" ""So why can't we have a laugh?"" ""Life has taken a one hundred eighty degree turn."" ""So why can't we have a laugh?"" "I want Larpic for the toilet." "Why do you need Larpic." "It gets clean with acid." "You don't want to look at your face in it." "Nobody is going increase unnecessary expenses." "And liniment oil for my joints." "And Maggi for me." "How much will I need for three years?" " Are you asking me or telling me?" "How did you sire this Chinese boy?" ""Sure, this handful of joy isn't permanent."" ""It is here on a temporary base but it is here."" ""Sure, this handful of joy isn't permanent."" ""It is here on a temporary base but it is here."" ""Relationships have been twisted and turned."" ""Relationships have been twisted and turned."" ""No business and no loss."" ""Goodbye to tensions for three years."" ""I pray this plan keeps getting renewed this way."" ""No business and no loss."" ""Goodbye to tensions for three years."" ""No business and no loss."" ""Goodbye to tensions for three years."" ""I pray this plan keeps getting renewed this way."" "Puttan." "What?" "Son, give me a little palm sugar." "Palm sugar." "The doctor forbade you from eating it." "I'm yearning to eat it." "What do you mean, "You're yearning to eat it?"" "Dessert will be prepared once a month and you'll get it." "Where is he?" "This is the key to that room, which I'll keep on me." "Everybody will prepare a list on the first of each month." "I'll go in and bring out all the provisions." "No using eight soaps in place of four.." "..or using twelve kilos of sugar in place of four kilo." "Careful." "Within control." "We have to run this ration for the next three years." "You get that, father?" " Get lost." "He can't give me palm sugar and he thinks he's a millionaire." "Dork!" "Mr. Vedpal, will we receive the four lakh rupees.." "..in cash or by cheque?" "I don't have an account." "Keeping so much money in the house is risky." "Brothers, wait for the money to return to the country first." "And you." "You have come only after two days." "I had some business so.." "No, no, no, no excuses." "Nobody will listen until we raise our united voices." "What's the matter, Puttan?" "You're very quiet today." "Everybody will get four lakh rupees only after a year or two." "Prices will keep increasing until then." "Think about what needs to be done about that." "Yes." "That's right." "Brother, yesterday you said the money will be received.." "..within a few months." "Not to us, the government will receive it first." "And it will take time before it gets to us." "Then what's the point?" "I won't get it." "I'll be gone by then." "We still haven't received ten thousand compensation.." "..meant for Yashpal." "It has been three years." "Sit down, uncle." "There's still time for you to die." "Sit down." "Brother, we want deflation, not inflation." "Now think about how to bring about deflation." "The four lakhs will make you happy when it gets here." "Vedpal, someday you will be punctured.." "..while filling air in people's tyres." "Vedpal will lose his air!" " He's right." "He got very upset with me over the phone yesterday." "It's been fifteen days since you came here, isn't it?" "Naturally he's missing you." "After all he's accustomed to having you around." "What can I do?" "Grandma says I should go only after one more week." "And when would you like to go?" "I've got an idea." "Why don't you surprise your husband?" "Change your hairstyle." "What if he gets upset?" "Men like variety, you silly." "Gopal!" "Puttanpal!" "Is anyone at home?" "Gopal!" "Yes." "Brother!" "Greetings." "Greetings." "Does Gopal live here?" "Yes." "In a beauty parlour." "The beauty parlour is in front of the house." "So call him from the back." "He isn't at home at this time." "Call Puttanpal." "He's gone on duty." "Who are you?" "I am the loan inspector." "Gopal has taken a loan for a shop." "So I came to look at the shop." "Where is the shop?" "It isn't open as yet." "At what time will it open?" "I mean it hasn't been inaugurated." "It's been fifteen days since you received the loan cheque." "Yes, he was busy with some work." "He took a loan because he doesn't have any work." "How did he get busy after taking the loan?" "Oh no, not Gopal." "His brother is busy." "Okay, so when will the shop be inaugurated?" "Only he can tell you that." "Who are you?" "I am his wife." "Whose?" "The brother's?" "Yes." "When can I see the brother?" "He goes to office at 9:00 AM." "Okay." "Goodbye." "Okay." "There won't be any problems for three years." "We'll get our provisions cheap." "Now we'll get our provisions for free." "In jail." "I did not know this would happen." "You planned the curry and dessert.." "..but you didn't find out what would happen after a fortnight." "The inspector seemed very stern." "Did he meet father?" "No." " Just a minute." "Father should not find out." "Really?" "How long?" "The inspector will surely come here before 9:00 AM." "Damn this Manipal." "I shall.." "Was this his idea?" "Was this his idea?" "No, the idea.." "He is responsible for this." "Why you hitting me?" "Father!" "Father!" "Quiet!" "Sit." "Why?" " "Father!" "Father!" "Father!"" "If he finds out he.." "Quiet!" "The police will nab me." "The loan is in my name." "This is all we were lacking." "At what time is he coming?" "Before 9:00 AM." "Before 9:00 AM." "You speak to him calmly." "Tell him" "I'm out." "Tell him I've gone to Delhi." "Gone to Delhi for a day or two on important business." "Tell him that." " Yes." "By then I'll come up with something." "That is enjoyable." "I'd almost forgotten the taste of stuffed flatbread." "You had a great idea, Puttan." "Gopal!" "Who is it?" "You stay here, papa, I'll see who it is." "Yes." "Yes." "Why do you come along every time?" "I want to see Puttanpal." "He isn't here." "It's only 8:45 AM now." "Actually Gopal and he left for Delhi early morning." "Very good." "Both of them went to Delhi." "How will you stay here all by yourself?" "Excuse me." "They'll be back in two days." "Does this beauty parlour belong to you?" "Yes." "So where will he open the shop?" "We haven't finalized that as yet." "Opening the shop has been finalised, I hope." "Of course." "Do you think we took the loan under false pretext?" "Why did Puttanpal and Gopal go to Delhi so suddenly?" "They went to make purchases." "There's a big market over there." "All the goods will be bought from there." "I see, I see." "Okay, I'll be back in two or three days." "For the sweets you distribute at the opening." "Stop counting so many notes, Lala." "Mr. Singh." "Welcome, welcome." "You've come after a long time." "Come in." "Bring a chair." "Take a seat, Mr. Singh." "You made us tired." "You have no worries." "Oh God!" " Tell me.." "..how are you?" "Your earnings are going to drop." "Why are you cursing me first thing in the morning, Mr. Singh?" "Suman!" "Yes." "Tell your mummy to prepare tea." "Mr. Singh is here." "Okay." "How are you?" "Another shop is opening up in the neighbourhood." "A shop is opening up." "Where?" "It's your locality and you want me to tell you." "Tell me where." "In the lane behind." "Someone called Gopal has taken a loan." "Gopal..?" "Gopal..?" "Puttanpal's younger brother." "Really?" "Yes." "I came from there just now." "When did the shop open?" "It hasn't opened as yet." "That's why I'm here." "It's been about a fortnight since the loan was passed." "What did he say?" "Not he." "She." "They've gone to Delhi to make purchases for the shop." ""Gone to Delhi." They have not gone to Delhi." "I saw Puttanpal going to office this morning." "And his maverick younger brother Gopal." "He was wandering here a little while back." "Have tea." "Really?" " Yes, of course." "Noori beauty parlour." "How long will they get away with it?" "Is it sweet enough, Mr. Singh?" "Seems to me you get sugar for free." "It is free for me." "Noori." "Puttanpal." "Yes." "Didn't you gone to Delhi?" "I did." "Why?" "Have you been to prison?" "When are you bringing the goods for Gopal's shop?" "Strange." "Everyone does it." "Everyone invests." "Where will you invest?" " What do you mean?" "Where will you invest the loan?" " Mr. Puttan!" "Mr. Puttan!" " Hey!" "Do you want to die?" "Idiot!" "Move!" " Yes." "Get lost!" "Yes." "Where will you invest the loan?" "Look, mister, you're misunderstanding." "I was on my way to Delhi, but I had to return midway." "My aunt just died." "That's why I'm in a hurry." "Look, I can't even stop my bike." "So I can't.." "My turn is here." "My turn is here, mister." "My turn is here." "The shop is open?" "At least shut the shop first." "When are you opening the real shop?" "What?" "Oh no!" "First of all.." "I have to introduce myself to your whole family." "I'm a loan inspector." "Are you Gopal?" " Yes." "Have you taken a loan?" " Yes." "So you're the one who'll open the shop." "When are you opening it?" "Very soon." "It's just that your goods haven't arrived yet." "Right?" "Look, Gopal.." "..this is our job." "We know what people do with their loans." "We are not foolish." "You're not going to open the shop." "No." "Tell me the truth." "What are you doing with the money?" "Or else I'll file such a case that you'll rot in prison." "The loan is in your name." "No.. actually, brother.." " I've met your brother." "His aunt died." "Okay." "I'll give you some more time." "Think about it." "Tomorrow you can tell them that your father died.." "..and you'll open the shop only after my funeral." "Father, I said it just for the sake of it." "Why don't you understand?" "Get lost." "You killed my sister who's still alive." "What else should I understand?" "Father, that inspector is very cunning." "Then bribe him and get rid of him, dear." "He won't accept bribe." "I've inquired everything." "Then what was the need to act so smart?" ""The prices won't increase for the next three years, father!"" "Now do you know how expensive things are?" "Father, he was also saying that we haven't taken the loan for the shop." "That we're doing something else with that money." "I hope we don't lose everything and still have to repay Rs.1 lakh." "It's good that I failed." "Or else you'd have to repay 2 lakhs." "Stop this drama!" "This is not a drama." "I'm practicing." "He said that it's I who'll go to prison." "The loan is in my name." "Oh!" "So the matter has gotten this worse." "You did this on purpose." "So that he goes to prison and I die without seeing my grandson." " Father.." "Father, get up." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Come." "My life has turned upside down and you're standing upside down here." "Will you tell me what to do?" "I feel like laughing thinking about how cheap everything is, Puttan." "What do I tell you?" "Now I understood why you seem changed these days." "Because things are cheap." "You're laughing again." "My family is worried sick." "Since this loan inspector has come.." " To hell with the inspector." "You've given me an amazing idea." "I've never heard such an idea before." "Puttan, I want to take this loan too." "Forget the loan." "What do I do now?" "He wants to see the shop, right?" "Then open the shop and show him." "What else?" "Come down." " What are you saying?" " Come." "I don't want to open a shop." " Come." "Look, open a shop for a few days and show him." "Once that inspector enters it in his register, shut it down." "What else?" "Look at you." "You want me to rent a shop." "How am I going to save then?" "Silly." "You have such a big parlor." "Split it in two parts and open a shop in it." "What will I tell people later?" "You'll help Gopal." "You couldn't run it." "So you shut it down." "What else?" "Give me your hand." "And Puttan, don't worry." "This is the best solution." "Yes." "Pinky, is the water heated?" " Yes." "Okay." "Puttan, I'll have a bath and be right back." "Just sit in this position for five minutes." "Everything will be all right." "Correct it." "Correct it." "Very good." "That's like it." "I'll be right back." "'Gopal's' is too long." "There's no space left ahead." "Please wait." "It'll be done." "Why are you harassing me?" "You did the right thing by opening a shop for him." "Yes." "But we can't start selling yet." "Why?" " This is not the right time." "You should have opened it before." "He can practice how to run it until then." "That's true." "He is already so excited." "Be careful." "Get back to work." " Get back to work." "Not over there." "Keep it here." "Over here.." " Why do you want to keep everything over there?" "Because my parlor is over here." "We'll have to check properly." "It shouldn't be seen from anywhere." "If he has to peep, then he'll manage to do that anyhow." "Like that." "And you?" "You too will sit here sometimes." "The paint is over." "What happened?" "We'll have to get another tin." "He used all of it in writing 'Gopal'." "You let it be." "You're fine without it." "Okay." "Did you see?" ""Your shop is ready, Gopal."" ""We pray all your things get sold."" ""Your shop is ready.."" " It's done." "It's done." "It's done." "Please leave now." "We will, but let us give you some blessings first." "We don't need your blessings." "I'll give you blessings that your shop runs smoothly." " Yes." "We don't want to run the shop." "Please leave." "Leave." "Look how he's behaving just to save some money." "Your boy's career is made." "I won't take even a penny less than Rs.1000." " Yes." "I don't have a single penny." "Please leave." "Go." "Come to his wedding." "Uncle will give you Rs.5000." "So you won't give.." " No, no, no." "Listen to me." "Listen to me." "Please come after a week." "Let the shop start." "I'll pay you." "Go!" " Let's go." "I'll come after a week." " Yes." "I won't take even a penny less than Rs.1000." " Yes." "We won't take even a penny less than Rs.1000." " Please go." ""Your shop is ready, Gopal."" ""We pray all your things get sold."" "Give me toothpaste." "Why are you scared?" "Coming, father." "Brother, I'll be right back." "But I didn't hear any voice." "It's my father's voice." "Only I can hear it." "Coming!" "Coming!" "Coming!" "I've come." "I've come." "Strange." "What a strange trouble." "Two kilos of flour, one kilo of rice and one kilo of green grams." "It's all over." "Do you sell eggs, brother?" " No." "I'm not a hen." "Give me 200 grams of ghee." "We don't have ghee." "Okay." "Give me three bars for washing clothes." "The veneration isn't done yet." "That's why we can't sell anything." "You should have done the veneration earlier." "Yes, but we don't have ghee for the veneration." "I just told you." "I wonder where the inspector is." "When we hadn't opened the shop, he was after us." "I wonder where he is now." "When will you conduct the veneration?" "You don't have chocolates?" "What kind of a shop is this?" "Uncle!" "Do you want to give me a heart attack?" "I want a biscuit." " You won't get it." "The inspector will check first and only then will the goods be sold." "Got it?" "Then why have you opened it already?" " What will he check?" "Get lost!" "Idiot!" "Give me tea leaves, son." "Brother, give me a shaving razor." "Mister!" "Mister?" "Gopal." "Gopal." "Say it again." "Do you have raisins in your shop?" "No." "We don't have raisins." "You were telling me in the dream that you'll feed me raisins all my life." "How do you know that?" "I had that dream." "I'm the one who comes in your dreams." "So, how would I not know?" "That's true." "Only you come in my dreams." "And you make me so restless that I don't have words to describe it." "You're the dilemma of my dreams." "Are you on Facebook?" "Yes, my mobile number is on it too." "You know, that song that you play for me is lovely." "Really?" "Can you send it to me via Bluetooth?" " Sure." "Why not?" "You have a nice shop." "Thank you." "My friends tell me that I should get married now." "So do it." "Will I stop dreaming then?" "Okay, you've come to my shop for the first time." "What do you want?" "Nothing." "Anything." "A, B, C, X, Y, Z, whatever you like." "Please." "Okay." "Give me the noodles." "You like noodles too?" ""Even sunlight seems sweet now."" ""The nights stay awake with me."" ""Why?"" ""Tell me."" ""Time comes to a standstill."" ""The atmosphere seems colorful."" ""Why?"" ""Tell me."" ""Whatever happens with me, does it happen with you also?"" ""Tell me."" ""Even sunlight seems sweet now."" ""The nights stay awake with me."" ""Why?"" ""Tell me."" ""I don't look at the path anymore."" ""There's no noise in the crowd."" ""It's just the two of us in this world."" ""There's no one else."" ""What kind of magic is this?"" ""Nothing is at it used to be."" ""Why?"" ""Tell me."" ""I wonder why I'm restless."" ""But I still feel at peace."" ""When the eyes have spoken, what should I say in words?"" ""I too am in the same condition as you are."" ""Look at me."" ""I wonder why there's chaos in my heart."" ""Look at me."" ""I too go through everything that you do."" ""Tell me."" "This shop isn't running, Mr. Singh." "Something is fishy." "No, no." "I mean, the shop has been opened, but they are not selling the goods." "Yes." "For the first time, I've seen a shop that doesn't sell things." "At least come." "You've been missing for so many days." "What?" "You should have told me earlier." "I have a great remedy for loose motions." "Mix a banana in curd and have it twice a day." "And try as hard as you can." "Then you can come." "This mystery can be solved only after you come." "Okay." "Bye." "Okay." "Where are you coming from?" "Well.. from Savita's house." "Okay." "Yes." "What do you want?" " Give me a packet of tea leaves." "Give him a packet of tea leaves." "Look." "Are you going to make holes in it by staring at it?" "Very nice." "The horoscopes match." " Wonderful." "Wonderful!" "Wonderful!" "Look, uncle, I brought the proposal the day before yesterday.." "..the horoscopes matched together and you all have met too." "Then what are you waiting for?" "If you like the girl, then we can discuss the dowry.." "Tell me." " Yes, absolutely." " Absolutely." "All right, then." "We'll think about it and tell you." "No, tell us if you have any demands." " Yes." "Yes." "Look, it's a very nice proposal." "The boy is highly educated." "They have a shop." "She won't have a sister-in-law in the house." "And even the mother-in-law is not here to harass her." "Take this." "Okay, the list." " Yes." " The list." "What's this?" "Wait a minute." "I think you've given me the wrong list." "No, no." "This is the list." " Let me see it." "500 liters of petrol, a tank worth 500 liters, this.." "Look, we've asked for 500 liters because we like your girl." "Or else another family was ready to give 700 liters." "Yes." "They were willing." "No, no." "We were thinking of giving you a bike as dowry." "No, no." "We don't need a bike." "We already have a bike." "We need petrol." "But.. these things for children.." "200 diapers, 400 boxes of powder.." "Look, once they get married, they are going to have children." "But all this will become very expensive by then." "Send all this on the wedding day." "But I have one demand." "I'm going to do your daughter's makeup for the wedding." "The money that you would pay to some other parlor.." "you can pay me the same amount." "Wow!" "I've seen such sensible dowry for the first time." "You won't find such a family anywhere else." "We agree." "We agree." "So, is the alliance fixed?" "Do you need cement to fix it?" "All right." "It looks like Mr. Puttan does not agree." "If he has some other demands, then tell us." " Yes." "Everything has been spoken about." "I'll tell you about the rest in a day or two." "I'll inform you." "Okay." "Absolutely." "Absolutely." "Okay, uncle." "Shall we leave?" " Okay." "Okay." "Bye." " Okay." " Bye." "Set my life on fire with the 500 liters of petrol." "Diapers won't decide my marriage." "Son, he is not a diaper." "He is a train driver." "So, will he take the train through me?" "Can't he find anyone else for his daughter?" "Brother, I don't want to get married." "Why are you telling me?" "Tell them who are getting you married." "Sister-in-law, why did you call them without asking me?" "She didn't call them, son." "I did." " Why?" "What do I tell him?" " Listen, at least see her picture." "I won't look at her even if she's Miss India." "I will marry the girl of my choice." "That's it." "Do you like someone?" "Then you'll only get the girl and nothing else." "When the shop shuts, what will you tell the girl's family?" "Why do you need to shut the shop?" "He'll run the shop after marriage." "I?" "I don't want to be a shopkeeper for the rest of my life." "You're getting proposals because of the shop, right?" "I'm not going to sit at the shop from tomorrow." "You'll have to sit at the shop until the inspector comes." "They'll get me married by then." "Whoever wants to sit can sit." "I'm going." " Listen, silly!" "Gopal.." " Gopal!" "Listen!" " Why are you yelling now?" "You wanted to get him married." "He won't even sit at the shop now." "Everyone is crazy here." "They are thinking about their things." "No one is thinking about me." "I fought with them." "Of course." "I didn't even see her photo." "You're my Miss World." "Yes, I know." "Okay, listen." "Give me one." "Please." "Give me just one." "I'll be able to sleep well." "Just one." "Please." "Just one more." "One more." "Please." "Please." "Just one." "May you be doomed!" "May your shop burn to ashes!" "Get lost!" "May you be doomed!" "May you be doomed!" "May you suffer!" " Get lost!" "Get lost!" "They're joking with me." "The shop isn't open yet and they've come already." "I'll hit you." "You shouldn't be seen here again." "Careful." "Careful." "Why are you letting them curse your new business?" "Wow!" "The shop has been opened." "'Gopal's Sho'?" "You should have at least written the whole name." "Where is Mr. Gopal?" "He has gone out." "And it's not a law that the one who has taken the loan.." "..has to be at the shop all the time." "No, no.." " He could go to the bathroom also." "He could fall ill." "Is he ill?" "No, no." "All of us have fallen ill." "But we're still sitting at the shop for you." "Come." "Have a look." "Come." "See it yourself." "Come." "Come this way." " Yes." "Show me." "Look at this." "Coconut oil, toothpaste, noodles." "Look at this." "Lentils.." " Chilies." "Forget that, sir." "Here's clarified butter." "Smell it." "Smell it." "Have you kept it only to smell it or are you going to sell it too?" "It's been seven days since your shop has been opened." "Not a single item has been sold." "It's done." "Mine is done too." "Cheap!" "Take this, Puttan." "Have sweets to celebrate it." "What happened?" "What else?" "My loan has been passed too, silly." "Have you also taken a loan?" " Yes, absolutely." "And it was his idea." "What's the big deal?" "You have sweets too." " Give me." "Bye, Puttan." "Mr. Satpal!" "Father." " Yes?" "That rascal inspector has come." "He says we are not selling anything." "Go as a customer and get two packets of tea leaves." "Tea leaves." "So, is he also going to open a shop to smell or to sell?" "Puttan." "Careful." "Careful." " Bless you." "Puttan, give me a packet of jaggary." "No." "Give me one more." "One more." "Give me one more." "No." "Write it in the account book." "Okay?" "You maintain an account with your son, uncle?" "Hello, uncle." "It's good that I met you today." "Uncle, please recommend me to your son." "What?" " Please ask him to get the bull a job in his office." "The bull?" "Is father here?" "Father, come." "The food is ready." "Uncle likes to eat something sweet after his meals." "Yes." "Yes." " He was buying that." "You're doing this?" "Actually, our father is a man of principles." "Just as people don't eat anything in their daughter's in-laws' house.." "..we too don't eat anything in the son's house." "That's why father pays for everything." "We tell him that the times have changed." "Forget about it." "To hell with the times." "Each one has their own principles." "Uncle, please recommend me." " To hell with your uncle!" "Take this sweet." "Go." "Your work will be done tomorrow." "Go." "Go." " Wonderful!" "Thank you, uncle!" "Thank you!" " Go." "So, uncle, I've come to your shop for the first time." " Yes." "I'll buy something." " Sure." "Buy whatever you like." "Give him whatever he wants." "Give me half a kilo of sugar." "Yes." "Sugar." "Sugar." "What happened?" "Don't you have a weighing scale?" "You sell things without weighing them?" "You did such a big drama and forgot such a small thing?" "The whole family is involved in this." "I mean, black-marketing is a family business here." "It was a good idea, Puttan." "Take a loan without any interest and buy all the groceries." "When the rates increase in a year or two, sell them to make a profit." "Wonderful." "You use government's money to make your own profits." "No, no." "It's not that." " No, I won't even let that happen." "Firstly you lied and took a loan." "Moreover, this black-marketing." "You'll be imprisoned for years, Puttan." "You're the guarantor for the loan." "He says at least two cases will be filed." "No." "No." "To hell with the profits." "I'm really opening a shop now." "You also think about what you're going to do." "You hadn't taken this loan to open a shop." "This is a weapon to fight inflation which you've given me." "I wonder if I'll get those 4 lakhs." "But at least I'll be able to spend the next three years peacefully with 1 lakh." "And the punishment for this is also at least three years." "Don't worry." "Looks like we'll have to hand this weapon over to everyone now." "Neither will we go to prison, nor will we buy expensive food." "I have to leave." "Hurry up." "Hey, mister!" "What are you doing?" "I've left my door open and come." "Hurry up." "Were you talking about this shop?" "Yes." "But it's crowded here, Mr. Singh." "Come on." "Hurry up." "Brother, give me jaggary." " Hold on." "Jaggary." "Red chilies, black pepper, Kashmiri chilies." "Red chilies.." " Give me tea leaves first." "My water is boiling." "Yes, I'll just give you." " Okay." "Here are the tea leaves." "Give me half a kilo of jaggary." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Mister." "Where are you going?" "Stand in the queue." "In the queue." "Hurry up." "Rs.64." "Oh, God!" "He's watching from the terrace from a binocular." "Let's begin." "Hurry up." "Let's begin." "He's watching us from a binocular." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on, uncle." " Hey, get up." "Yes?" " He's in the drum ahead." "Didn't he find any other place?" "Listen." "Do it properly." " Consider it done." "What's the matter, Mr. Singh?" "This is the second bottle." "Has something gone into your eyes?" "They are trying to deceive me." "Did you find out anything?" "They are all involved in this." " Really?" "A man is buying only toothpaste since the last three days." "Really?" " Yes." "I don't understand what the matter is." "Why is everyone helping Puttanpal?" "They all are of the same group, Mr. Singh." "Everyone goes on strikes along with that Vedpal to protest against black money." "Vedpal?" "Okay." "I ate his sweets since his loan was approved." " Yes." "You're right." "They're all one group." "Where does Vedpal live?" "It's the third house to the left in this lane on the right." "The inspector is weird." "He always keeps an eye on us from his binoculars." "Yes, but Vedpal taught him a good lesson." "Yes." "But Puttan's idea is really good." " Right." "He's unbelievable." " Yes." "50 are done." "Here." "Take this." "Let's go." "Coming." "Don't break the door." "Is the bell not working?" "No." "There's no electricity." "Who are you?" "Is Gopal here?" "Gopal?" "He's at the shop ahead." "I can't go there." "Can you please call Gopal here?" "Gopal." " Yes?" "Come here." " Coming." "Aren't you Rashanpal's daughter?" "Rampal's." "Yes." "That's what I mean." "Mr. Rampal from the grocery store." " Yes." "Where are my undergarments?" "They are kept on the bed." "You're here?" "Mother and father have come to know everything." "They want to get me married to someone else." "You know, they had locked me up since yesterday." "I ran from home and came to you." "That's why you're panting." "Wait." "I'll get water." "I've eloped from home." "Look at this." "What's this?" " My age certificate." "I'm already 18 years old." "We can go to the police station and get married." "And even the media comes there nowadays." "We don't need to be scared." "Do we have to get married or participate in a reality show?" "Sister-in-law, so soon?" "Where are you?" "Should I leave wearing a towel?" "Look, she has come to get married." "Get ready quickly." "With whom?" " Uncle.." "Brother, I'm Mr. Rampal's daughter." "This is.." " Puttan!" " Father." "Puttan!" " Don't tell him that I'm here." "Yes, I'm opening." "Yes?" "Is Suman in your house?" "I'm 18 years old." "No one can force me." "Suman, come home." " No." "Why?" "Don't you feel ashamed?" "You're humiliating your parents in front of everyone." "As per the law, they can get married if they want to." "After taking a loan deceitfully and.." "opening a fake shop, don't teach us the law." "Hello." " You're teaching us." "Sister-in-law, this is wrong." " Puttan, what you're doing is not right." "As if what you did was perfectly right." "The flour which costs Rs.45, you were selling it for Rs.48." "Will you take revenge on my daughter for three rupees?" "My life is ruined because of those three rupees." "Three rupees." "Uncle, I had many proposals for marriage." "Really?" " And they were even offering huge dowry." "But I refused." "I don't want dowry." "I want Suman." "You want Suman?" "What will you feed her?" "Don't worry about that." "We've made arrangements for it." "Who has left the door open?" "Rampal, you?" " Hello." "Who is this girl?" " Suman." "Suman?" " Puttanpal, think about it." "Do you want to resolve the issue or make it worse?" "Don't think.." "that you can suppress us just because we are the girl's parents." " Yes." "Girl's parents?" "What's going on?" "Father, we want to get married." "And this is my age certificate." "I've already crossed 18 years of age." "Keep quiet." " Okay." "Enough of this drama, uncle." "Just tell Gopal to send our daughter home." "Has he held your daughter?" "Uncle, he hasn't held her." "These people have manipulated my daughter." "Madam, the girl is 18 years old." "When an 18 year old girl can choose the government.." "..why can't she choose her husband?" "The police are here." " Park it here." "Park it here." "Arrest all of them." "Yes, all of them." "Who is it?" "Where are the police?" " Where is the one wearing a black pant?" "At the shop." "All of them are involved." "Him too." "Make all of them stand here." "Him too." "Get him too." "Come on." " What happened?" "All of them will be imprisoned." "Why will we be imprisoned?" "What have we done?" " Vedpal, one minute.." " Hold on." "At least listen to me." "What have we done?" "Tell us." " Will you tell us what's going on?" "We're locking it up." "This shop is a fake." "It's a fake?" "Who told you it's a fake shop?" "I'm saying it." "I am." "You think you're very smart, right?" "Now you can use your smartness in prison." "Why will we go to prison?" "Our shop is running." "Really?" "Where does it run to?" "To Vedpal's house?" "Isn't he the one who says the black money should be brought back?" "Does all your black money go to his house?" "You misuse the government's money to do all this." "And you." "All of you are helping him?" "What's the matter, Mr. Singh?" "They've been doing this drama for quite some time now." "They've been caught today." " Why are you after us, sir?" "The customers are standing at the shop and you're saying that it's a drama?" "Where are the customers?" "Who is it?" "Where are they?" "Yes." "Are you the customer?" "What did you buy?" "What did you buy?" " Tea and sugar." "Where is the tea and sugar?" " I was just buying it, sir." "What did you buy?" " I came to buy, sir." "You came to buy." "Look.." "..so many customers are standing here and no one bought anything." "What were you doing?" "Were you waiting for me to arrive?" "Sir, what's the proof?" "Proof?" "Show me the bill of the goods that you bought for the shop." "Well.. the bill.." " Yes." "We'll check right away as to how many things have been sold from the list." "Sir." "Sir." "Sir." "Move aside." "Your shop has been raided." "If you interrupt a government job, then you'll have to pay for it later." "Move." "Here are the lists." "This is what I was looking for." "Brijpal, a kilo of sugar, Rs.40." "Tejpal, a toothpaste, a coconut oil, Rs.50." "Udaypal, four soaps, Rs.36." "These are the lists, right?" "Right, Puttan?" "These go to Vedpal's house in the evening." "And you get the money back." "Stop." "Stop." "Stop." "Stop." "Stop right here." "We've reached." "Stop right here." "Stop the vehicle and wait right here." "I'll be back." "What's going on?" "Why is it so crowded here?" "Hey!" "I met you outside." "What's this?" "Have they caught thieves?" "I see." "They must have come to steal the things from the shop." "Why have you come?" "No, no." "Actually, sister-in-law and you gave your consent to the alliance." "Mr. Puttan was hesitating." "So, I thought I should make him happy." "Mr. Puttan, this is for you." "Who is he?" "No, I just came to meet sister-in-law." "Hello, sister-in-law." "You just thrash these thieves." "What's all this?" "This?" "We thought we should get these kept now itself." "It'll get expensive later." "It's just the matter of a few months." "One minute." "Where is it?" "Here it is." "Take this." "Take this." "Check if everything is there." "Take it." "Keep it." "Have you brought all this for Puttan?" "What?" "Yes." "Why?" "I'll tell you." "Arrest him too." " Sir.." "Why?" "Check his van." " Yes." "Why are you arresting him?" "What has he done?" " Yes." "Of course." "Everything is being collected here." "So, where have you come from?" "From Barod." "You've come at the perfect time." "You've come at the perfect time." "Sir." " Yes?" "This seems to be a very big gang." "Who is your boss?" "Sir, they are going to be our relatives." "Mister, let go of me." "Now you're a relative of the law." "So many diapers?" "Does the whole family still urinate in bed?" "What's all this?" "Sir, I only brought what was written in the list?" "Who gave you the list?" "Sister-in-law did." "But.." " Noorie, one minute." "Sir, we were planning to get Gopal married to their daughter." "We were only planning." "I don't know why they brought all the things." "Why?" "He just gave the list to Ms. Noorie and asked her to check everything." "Did you see, Mr. Singh?" "We too would have been dragged into this." "Really?" "We had come to fix our daughter's marriage with Gopal." "Into this family?" " He's lying." " What can we do?" "It was our children's wish." "So we had to come." "We didn't know that they are into all this." "This man is lying." "How many girls is Gopal marrying?" "This man is lying." "I'm lying?" "Hold on." "Gopal, do you want to marry Suman or not?" "Tell me." "Yes." "See, he said it." " Keep quiet." "Why don't you tell him that we had asked for all this as dowry?" "Tell him." "Gopal's marriage." "All of them are liars." "They won't agree so easily." "They'll tell the truth when they are beaten." "Come on." "Seat them in the jeep." "Sir.." " Come on." "Come on." "Seat them." " Sir, listen.." "One minute." "What are you doing?" " Father!" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" " Let them go." "Why are you doing this, father?" "Sir." "Sir." "Please forgive my children." "Please forgive them." "Please let them go, sir." "Sir, they are crazy." "They made a mistake." "I'll.." "I'll shut the shop." "I'll repay the loan, sir." "Please let my children go." "Please let my children go." " Father, what are you doing?" "Leave me!" "What are you doing?" "Why are you touching his feet?" "What have we done?" "What have we done that our family is being humiliated?" "How many times will I have to tell you that the shop is a fake?" "It is a fake!" "We don't sell anything to anyone." "But even then, this is a shop." "It's my brother's shop." "Gopal's shop, which sells things only to me." "What's your problem with that?" "I just want a shop where the prices don't increase overnight." "So that I can feed my family." "You want me to sell, right?" "Take this." "Take this." "I've bought jaggary." "Here's the money." "Here's the weighing scale." "Now will you decide who this has to be sold to?" "Mister." "We don't want to sell it when it gets expensive." "We want to buy it cheap even when it gets expensive." "Why do you and your law have a problem with that?" "Come here." "You're just standing there." "Hold this." "You've lent him a loan, right?" "For employment." "So that he can feed his family." "That's what he's doing." "If things get expensive, then how will he feed his family?" "What could be a better employment that you can eat to your heart's content.." "..at the same price for three years?" "Even your government is unable to do that." "Keeping things more than you require is a crime." "When the news is published in the papers that the prices of petrol.." "..are going to increase after midnight, don't you go.." "..to the petrol pump to get the tank filled?" "Is that a crime?" "No." "You don't sell that petrol." "In fact, you save some money on it so that nothing lacks.." "..in your daily needs in the future." "That's it." "Life is being spent worrying about this." "The fear of expenses has reduced our needs." "We didn't even realize when so many necessary things.." "..were taken away from us due to inflation." "Only things don't get expensive." "Everything gets expensive along with it." "Relationships, bonds, love, laughter." "Father." "The day his favorite dish is cooked.." "..he behaves happily with me for two days." "Father talks to me lovingly." "Mother's death anniversary comes only once a year." "But I try to save money even on that day." "The irritation of inflation has finished everything." "Relationships, bonds, everything." "We don't have the courage to go anywhere, fearing the expenses." "We pray to God that a guest doesn't come home." "I haven't taken my wife to watch a movie for the past two years." "The bike sucks our blood instead of petrol." "For many years, I complained to God that He didn't give me a child." "But now I wonder if I had a child, would I be able to feed him well or not?" "Father, we've come on the streets." "Silly." "We're eating mutton, that's why you was told us." "Damn this mutton." "Which has hurt you." "Now I don't want this mutton." "So many movies come on television." "I don't feel like going to the theatre." "Brother, get up." "Come on." "He's right, Mr. Singh." "I too haven't visited my sister on 'Rakhi' for the last two years." "I send a money order of Rs.501 from here." "What can we do?" "We get bonuses twice a year.." "..and the prices of petrol increase 11 times." "When we deposit money in the bank, the government pays us 4% interest." "But the inflation increases by 10% every year." "Instead of depositing money in the bank, it's better that we buy our groceries." "Everyone is fed up of the inflation." "But that doesn't mean you become a fraud." "Then there won't be a system." "This is not a fraud, Mr. Singh." "They are going to repay the loan anyway." "As far as the shop is concerned, they'll buy the goods themselves." "By the way, Mr. Singh, Puttan's idea is not against the law." "Why are all these people supporting him?" "What will they gain?" "We too are looking for such a shop for ourselves." "Give me the file." "Give me the pen." "Gopal." "Come here." "Tell me your address." "24/3.." " Yes?" "Pal Nagar, Sonipat." "Pal Nagar, Sonipat." " Haryana." " Haryana." "Look, Puttan, whether you sell the things to the others or to yourself.." "..you'll have to open the shop everyday." "We are answerable to our seniors." "Yes." "I'll open it everyday." "I'll open the shop." "I'll sit there." "And complete this." "'Shop'." " Yes." "Yes." "Do it tomorrow itself." " Sir.." "Sir, can I go?" "Can I go, sir?" "Yes, go." "Let's go." " Sir." "Sir." "Sir." "You're here." "The police are here too." "We want to get married." "Yes, sir." "And sir, I've already crossed 18 years of age." "This is my age certificate." "Gopal isn't even going to jail now." "You must get married." "Is there a problem?" "What say, Lala?" " Yes.." "Yes, yes." "Tell me." "Tell me if you have a problem with it." "We can get them married." "The police are here." "No, no, uncle." "The marriage will happen." "But I have a condition." " Tell us." "Due to these inflations, I can't give you dowry." "We agree!" "Take this." " Yes." "Touch their feet." " Yes." "Mr. Singh, should I drop you?" "Make arrangements for the wedding." "Mr. Vedpal, my loan has been approved too." ""Let the joys come."" ""Let the money come."" ""Let the dreams come."" ""Let them come."" ""Let the joys come."" ""Let the money come."" ""Let the dreams come."" ""Let them come."" ""You never know which turn life might take."" ""It might suit some and it might not suit the others."" ""Don't let go of this chance." "This solution is perfect."" ""Let the joys come."" ""Let the money come."" ""Let the dreams come."" ""Let them come."" ""Let the joys come."" ""Let the money come."" ""Let the dreams come." "Let them come."" ""Life is getting difficult now, friends."" ""The rich are getting even richer now, friends."" ""Life is getting difficult now, friends."" ""The rich are getting even richer now, friends."" ""Be in the system, but find a way out of it."" ""That's how the poor can get rich."" ""You'll sleep in comfort and sing everyday."" ""Let the food come."" ""Let the clothing come."" ""Let the shelter come."" ""Let them come."" ""Let the joys come."" ""Let the money come."" ""Let the dreams come."" ""Let them come."" ""Those who have never been intoxicated by alcohol.."" ""..have been intoxicated now."" ""Those who have never been intoxicated by alcohol.."" ""..have been intoxicated now."" ""Money has eventually shown its true colors."" ""It increase everyday, but its value is reducing."" ""Make arrangements for yourself or you'll be doomed."" ""Let the cheque come."" ""Let the cash come."" ""Let the DD come."" ""Let them come."" ""Let it come this way."" ""Let it come that way."" ""Let it come however."" ""Let them come."" ""Let this come."" ""Let that come."" ""Let whatever come."" ""Let them come.""