"It all began so nice." "A bunch of friends at a cabin in the mountains." "Lots of alcohol and laughter." "We had fun." "Then, don't you fucking know it.." "a squad of nazi zombies woke up." "I know." "It sounds like a cliché   but that's what happened." "You see, we found something." "Something we shouldn't have." "Old Nazi gold." "And so   all hell broke loose." "They killed us all, one by one." "One of them bit me." "But I knew how I could fix it." "My girlfriend Hanna." "Her." "They took her and..." "I found the gold." "I gave it back." "And they let me go." "I thought it was over." "I was wrong." "Take the damn coin and go back to hell where you came from!" "Shit, shit, shit!" "Okay, Okay!" "(coughing and vomiting)" "I knew we shouldn't have touched the case." "Stay awake now." "Stay awake!" "That's a good question, Toralf." "Of all migratory birds   it's a little critter that really stands out." "Namely, arctic terns, or Sterna paradisaea." "Coastal bound, surface-feeding seabirds." "From the group havterner" "Havternen maneuver gracefully in the air like a..." "Troops, Sieg Heil!" "TALVIK FISH" "Yes?" "What have we here?" "Martin, can you hear me?" "Hello, Martin." "Welcome back." "Martin, you crashed your car." "A nasty crash." "You are lucky to be alive." "That's more than one can say about your friends." "Have you seen..." "Have you seen the creatures?" "Those things..." "Have the police caught them?" "Or the army?" "Roy and Erlend?" " Hanna?" " We found your friends." "All of them." "Dead." "Hanna was your girlfriend, right?" "Very beautiful." "We found her too." "With an ax driven into her neck." "And your fingerprints on the shaft." "Do you have any idea how that could happen?" "They came up from..." "From the snow." "Creatures." "Nazi." "We tried to escape, but..." "Nazis coming out of the ground?" "Absurd." "Are you sure he doesn't have brain damage?" "Please call the family and say he is awake." "Ask the Attorney to send a car." "And four additional men." "You are ready to be transported." "They are still out there." "They will kill again if we don't stop them." "We've already stopped it." "I've seen what you've done." " You'll go right to jail." " No one knows what happened there." "Only you know that." "And it's not all bad news." "When we found you, you were badly injured." "Your right arm was torn off." " It was not torn off." " When we found you, it was cold." "The snow had frozen everything, and lucky you, it was preserved." " So we took your arm from the car." " From the car?" "It was slightly bruised and quite pale, a bit strange really, " " But the operation was a success." "We managed to attach your arm again." "No, no, no!" " It's not my arm!" " Relax." "It is Satan's arm!" "It is Satan's arm!" "Calm down." "No, it's not me!" "No!" "It's not me!" "What the hell ...?" "Stop!" "Randi?" "You need to settle down, remove your dentures later." "Tonight, I'm ready for a little fun." "From the one that got away." "NAMELESS GERMAN SOLDIERS WHO FELL IN WAR" "Broken." "Decayed." "The men have rotted." "We need more people." "Stupid lock!" "You scared me, Nils." "OK, no more nonsense." "It's been a damn long day." "A wedding, a funeral and a confirmation." "This one confirmant, she was damn fine!" "If only I was ten years younger " " And not a priest, of course." "Nils?" "Come on, dammit!" "Sieg" "Heil." "Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil" "They came down from the mountain." "I saw them." "Hello!" "Hello!" "They are coming!" "They are going to kill everyone!" "I poured you some coffee." " It gotten cold." " Because you're 40 minutes late." "It's winter." "I'm on DST time " " It's completely idiotic." "What do we have today?" "Not much." "The boy at Petra has shoplifted again." "He should have done that in Iran." "Off with his hands." "Then he would learn." "And that dog has pooped in Olsen's garden again." " Shoot him." " Olsen?" "Not Olsen." "Shoot the dog!" "Also, we have to lecture the school about the harms of using marijuana." "Boring!" "There was one other thing, then." "From Oxfjord." "Oxfjord?" "That is not in our district." "Martin Hykkerud escaped from the hospital yesterday." "Martin Hykkerud?" "The guy who killed his friends on top of the mountain?" "Yes." "He escaped yesterday and killed a little boy and a policeman " " By flinging a Mercedes star into his face." " A Mercedes star?" " Yes." " What else?" " About the Mercedes star?" "Huh?" "No, about the case!" "We need additional people, so we can send a team up." "Send a team up, extra people?" "Where the hell do I get money for additional people from?" "I do not even have the money for new car batteries." "Okay." "Alright then." "What?" "Did we not agree on a casual work place?" "Continue." "Too much coffee." "Sorry, just go ahead." "Best for you if you just go." "So this is a war museum, right?" "Yes." "Yes, and..." "Do you have any information about the Germans?" "Help!" "Help!" "Listen to me!" "I don't have time for this." "They're coming and we must stop them!" " I have two kittens at home!" " Shut up!" "Just help me." "Please." " Do you have information about Einsatz?" " Yes." " Second floor." " Second floor." "Where the hell is it?" "Fuck." " What are you looking for?" " Herzog." "Buddy with Hitler." " Nice, huh?" " Do not touch the exhibit." "Scharnholst." "Was he.." "He was on his way?" "He was on his way to Talvik the evening they were slaughtered in Oxfjord?" "Thanks to Hitler." "A mission that was never completed." "That's it, that's exactly what it is!" "They want to destroy Talvik." "Where?" "Herzog was going from Oxfjord " " Which is here." "And he was going to Talvik." "It's here." "Where are we now?" "Here." "In Isnestoften." "It's in between." "They are recruiting!" "They're making new soldiers?" "Can they do that now?" "Fuck!" "Okay, they're coming here." "They're coming here." "I don't want to die in a museum with a guy in a green jogging suit." "Calm down, you will die." "But relax." "It won't be today." "Over there!" "Let's see what this thing can do." "See what what can do?" "What did you do?" "You killed them with only..." "It's this arm, man." "Before, I couldn't control it but now I can make it do what I want." "You're not even sweating." "Don't worry about it." "They're getting bigger." "Damn, much bigger." "There are too many, even with this arm." "So much death." "All this unnecessary death." "(whimpering)" "Fuck!" "What the fuck?" "You just..." " You" " No, it was the arm." "It was the arm!" "He doesn't attack." " A visit now?" " It's so early." "Hello?" "What in the deepest hells happened here?" "What are the engineers doing?" "They're not engineers, Only Tom and Ole are in white coats." "They think it's a little more professional." "NCIS should be here by tonight." " Do we have any witnesses?" " Sure, if you get the seagulls to chat." "Gulls, yeah." "You'd need a damn good invention." "A gadget that translates seagull language to human language." "He who finds a way will be fucking rich." "Get the bodies to Talvik before the gulls eat them up." "And take a lot damn pictures, otherwise NCIS will cut off my balls." "Here are the pictures from the surveillance camera." "Isn't that the guy...?" "Me, at the head of Guttefitta Mi." "Okay, guys, guys!" "We are in a hurry." "Come on!" "Come on, man!" "We have things to do!" "I didn't know there was an ugly-nose convention in the city." "Come and get me, then." "Come and get me if you dare." "Move it!" "Stop!" "Shoot." "Talvik." "Now." " There you are, good." " Satan lives to accommodate all equals." "The freezer is absolutely stuffed full." "We had to throw the rest in the garage." " Sounds like a perfect solution." " Thanks." "Mostly German and French." "Hardly the vacation they envisioned." "To get their heads and arms torn off and entrails ripped out?" "Unless they like that kind of kinky stuff." " Should you be doing that?" " Nope." " Shouldn't the NCIS be here by now?" " There was a big storm in Alta." "The plane couldn't land." "They say they'll be here in the morning." " It's perfect." " What?" "It's our chance." "Now, we fucking show people what we're made of." "We find Martin Hykkerud ourselves." "We get him." "We'll be heroes." "Not the goddamn suit-clad, tight assed, " " Sushi-eating south district." "Beef the guys!" "I mean..." "Brief the guys." "Send photos to all the papers throughout Talvik." "If he stops to pee, I want to know the color and smell of his urine." " Odor and color." " And prepare the weapons." "Now we shoot something other than gulls, for once." "My lord..." "He was first seen here." "In Oxfjord." "And next time here." "The Museum at lsnestoften." "So it looks as if they are heading south." "Perhaps there." "We have a problem." "A gang dressed as Germans are going bananas out there." "Bananas?" "They killed loads of people." "We haven't had a murder since '74, and suddenly it's a massacre." "Okay, everybody, listen up!" "Shoot first, ask questions later!" "There is no one here." "We have sent them away." "They're all gone." "Since you can't complete your mission " " You can just turn around and go back to your snow cave." "You've grown a bit since the last time." "Gotten a little bigger." "I also brought some new buddies to the dance." "Isn't it a bit sour when someone you thought was dead " " Comes back to kill you?" "Troops!" "Attack!" "What the hell is going on here?" "Is the carnival in town?" "Is that a tank?" " Damn!" " Run!" "Help!" " Shouldn't we help them?" " Help who?" "The ones in dirty German uniforms or dirty Russian uniforms?" " Jesus, Mary and Joseph Stalin!" " What the hell's going on?" "It kinda looks like a video game." "There's Martin Hykkerud!" " Yes!" " Should we get him?" "No, no." "Wait until it calms down." "This is tactical policing." "Inferior enemies." "Why didn't you just kill me on the mountain?" "You got what you wanted." "You got the gold." "But it wasn't enough." "You were greedy." "You wanted more." "That's why you lost." "Because you were greedy." "You know why you lost the war?" "Lost everything." "Ridiculed." "Pathetic." "And you know what?" "You lose again." " Where the hell are they?" " I know: hell." "Hell too!" "Bjarne!" "Are you in a coma?" "Go and find them, dammit!" "Resolve this quickly." "This can't end with a hundred new corpses." "Where do we fit them all?" "The garage and the freezer are packed." "I don't know!" "I don't know." "The gulls again." "They haven't eaten so well since the war." "We should have that damn machine." "Whoever translates seagull language to human language." "Can fuck me with an egg." "With an egg." "Subtitle edit by Knightmire"