" I'll say we are!" " Let's sing it now." "Okay, Simon?" "Okay, Theodore?" "Okay, Alvin?" "Christmas, Christmas time is near" "Time for toys and time for cheer" "We've been good but we can't last" "Hurry, Christmas Hurry fast" "Want a plane that loops the loop" "Me, I want a hula hoop" "We can hardly stand the wait" "Please, Christmas Don't be late" "You wanna be Atticus Finch." "Good." " I like him." " Why?" " He's honest." " Yes." " He stands up for the right thing." " Yes." " And he's a good father." " He is." " Did it all by himself." " Did what all by himself?" " Raised his kids." " He didn't raise them by himself!" "." "Who was the woman that came to their house every day?" " Calpurnia." " Calpurnia." "He remembered." " And what about Boo?" " What about Boo?" "Boo Radley is the most interesting character in To Kill a Mockingbird." "Boo Radley is the most interesting character in To Kill a Mockingbird." "Mom, tell me more about Livia." "She killed everybody so her son Tiberius could inherit the throne-- like Nixon." "It's awfully common." "The same stories, the Shakespeare, like those plays we saw at the Old Globe." " Anita?" " Hey, Mom." " Want something to eat?" " No, thanks." "I already ate." " Are you sure?" "I made soy cutlets." " I'm fine." "I already ate." "Wait." "You've been kissing." " No, I haven't." " Yes, you have." " I can tell." " You can't tell." "Not only can I tell, I know who it is." "It's Darryl." "What you got under your coat?" "It's un fair that we can't listen to our music." "It's because it is about drugs and promiscuous sex." "Simon and Garfunkel is poetry." "It is the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex." "Honey, they're on pot." "First, it was butter." "Then it was sugar and white flour." "Bacon, eggs, bologna, rock 'n' roll, motorcycles." "Then, it was celebrating Christmas on a day in September... when you knew it wouldn't be commercialized." " What else are you gonna ban?" " You want to rebel against knowledge." "I'm trying to give you the Cliff's Notes on how to live life in this world." "We're like nobody else I know!" "I am a college professor." "Why can't I teach my own kids?" "Use me." "Darryl says that you use knowledge to keep me down." "He says I'm a "yes" person... and you are trying to raise us in a " no" environment." "Well, clearly " no" is a word Darryl doesn't hear much." "I can't live here!" "I hate you!" " Even William hates you." " I don't hate her." "You do hate her." "You don't even know the truth." " Don't be a drama queen." " Feck you!" "This is a house of lies!" "There it is." " Your sister used the "f" word." " I think she said "feck."" " What's the difference?" " The letter " u."" "I look so much younger than everyone else." "Enjoy it while you can." "Mom, it's time." " Can this wait till we get home?" " Mom, pull over." "Tell him the truth." "Tell him how old he is." "He knows how old he is." "But other kids make fun of him because of how young he looks." "Nobody includes him." "They call him "The Narc" behind his back." " They do?" " What's a narc?" " A narcotics officer." " Well, what's wrong with that?" "Come on, you guys." "It's no big deal." "I'm twelve." "She skipped me a grade." "Big deal." "I'm a year younger." "They're 1 3, I'm 1 2." "Aren't I ?" "I also put you in first grade when you were five, and I never told you." "So I'm how old?" "You're 11 ." " Eleven?" " So you skipped fifth grade." "There's too much padding in the grades." "Eleven?" "This explains... so much." "You've robbed him of an adolescence." "Adolescence is a marketing tool." "Honey, I know you were expecting puberty... but you're just gonna have to shine it on for a little while." "Who needs a crowd?" "Who put such a high premium on being typical?" "You're unique." "Take those extra years and do what you want." "Go to Europe for a year." "Take a look around." "See what you like." "Follow your dream." "You'll still be the youngest lawyer in the country." "Your dad was so proud of you." "He knew you were an accelerated child." "What about me?" "You are rebellious and ungrateful of my love." "This song explains why I'm leaving home to become a stewardess." "We can't talk?" "We have to listen to rock music?" "I love you." "Let us be lovers" "We'll marry our fortunes together" "I've got some real-estate here in my bag" "Hey, man, take good care of her in San Francisco, man." "And walked off" "To look for America" "One day... you'll be cool." "Look under your bed." "It'll set you free." "Michigan seems like a dream to me now" "Watch the plant." "You're 1 8 and I can't stop you." "I've gone to look for America" "Bye." "She'll be back." "Maybe not soon." "I said, be careful His bow tie" "Is really a camera" "Toss me a cigarette" "I think there 's one in my raincoat" "We smoked the last one an hour ago" "So I looked at the scenery" "She read her magazine" "And the moon rose over an open field" "Here 's a theory for you to disregard... completely." "Music, you know-- true music-- not just rock 'n' roll-- it chooses you." "It lives in your car, or alone, listening to your headphones-- you know, with the vast, scenic bridges and angelic choirs in your brain." "It's a place apart... from the vast, benign... lap of America." "It's quite an honor to have the world's greatest rock critic... and editor of Creem magazine... back home in San Diego for a few days." " Lester Bangs." " The Doors?" "Jim Morrison?" "He's a drunken buffoon posing as a poet." " I like the Doors." " Give me the Guess Who." "They got the courage to be drunken buffoons." "Which makes them poetic!" "Give me some "White Light/White Heat."" " He stands up for the right thing." " Yes." " And he's a good father." " He is." " Did it all by himself." " Did what all by himself?" " Raised his kids." " He didn't raise them by himself!" "." "Who was the woman that came to their house every day?" " Calpurnia." " Calpurnia." "He remembered." " And what about Boo?" " What about Boo?" "Boo Radley is the most interesting character in To Kill a Mockingbird." "Boo Radley is the most interesting character in To Kill a Mockingbird." "Mom, tell me more about Livia." "She killed everybody so her son Tiberius could inherit the throne-- like Nixon." "It's awfully common." "The same stories, the Shakespeare, like those plays we saw at the Old Globe." " Anita?" " Hey, Mom." " Want something to eat?" " No, thanks." "I already ate." " Are you sure?" "I made soy cutlets." " I'm fine." "I already ate." "Wait." "You've been kissing." " No, I haven't." " Yes, you have." " I can tell." " You can't tell." "Not only can I tell, I know who it is." "It's Darryl." "What you got under your coat?" "It's un fair that we can't listen to our music." "It's because it is about drugs and promiscuous sex." "Simon and Garfunkel is poetry." "It is the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex." "Honey, they're on pot." "First, it was butter." "Then it was sugar and white flour." "Bacon, eggs, bologna, rock 'n' roll, motorcycles." "Then, it was celebratin258'tlabuttbolott." "."