"DEAD SNOW" "Oh, that puts me out." "Listen to this." "It's about a guy who went skiing up in the mountains." "Right between the mountain peaks, the idiot calls for his dog." "Avalanche!" "Not smart." "When they found him two days later, he had dug himself six yards down." "That's actually quite normal." "When an avalanche gets you, you become so disoriented that you have no idea which way is up." "A lot of people dig downwards." "No problem digging upwards!" "You just spit." "Any of you been in the military?" "Yes." "No." "If an avalanche gets you, spit to find which direction to dig." "Lie there and drivel?" "Drivel?" "It means to drool." "Drool!" "You owe me a Coke." "If you're underneath the snow, watch how the saliva runs." "Then dig in the opposite direction." "Gravity, quite simply." "I don't remember stuff like that from the military." "The only thing I recall is my service number." "Sixty-nine." "Speaking of 69, Martin?" "No, thanks, I'm not interested." "Oh, damn it!" "I'm thinking of Hanna's cousin." "Chris?" "ls she single?" "She's very single." "I don't know her, but Hanna says she's very single." "Any chance of a rear entry?" "You would need to spit first." "Where do you think Sara is now?" "I don't know." "She'll arrive tomorrow, or maybe tonight, I guess." "I can't understand why she bothers to cross those mountains by herself." "Tell me about the boys coming on this trip." "Okay." "Martin, who is the cutest." "He is mine." "What will Martin do, by the way?" "Will he carry on with his studies?" "I'm not quite sure." "I don't think he knows either." "It's not ideal for a medical student to be as scared of blood as he is." "He's afraid of blood and studying to become a doctor?" "Then there's Vegard." "He's Sara's boyfriend." "Then we have Erlend." "The world's biggest film nerd." "And Roy, the horniest guy north of the Arctic Circle." "He's single, and he's all yours!" "Thank you." "How does it feel to be the losers?" "That passing you did back there..." "Okay, just follow the snowmobile tracks." "Forty-five minutes, and you're there." "When you arrive, the luggage will be unpacked, the cabin nice and warm." "Can we use mobiles here?" "No." "We lost the signal half an hour ago." "So, no heavy-breathing calls?" "Dial 999." "Have a pleasant drive." "Mile after mile..." "One moment." "Hey, hey..." "I need to ask you something." "How many films start with a group of friends on a trip to a cabin" "with no phone signal?" "Friday the 13th is one." "Yeah, but they have no phone signal 'cause they have no mobiles." "Evil Dead 1 and 2." "Yes, in a sense, except that a lot of people regard 2 as a remake of 1, only with a bigger budget." "Okay, new rule." "No mention of films for at least one full hour." "Good suggestion." "It's for your own good, Erlend." "If you want to get it on this weekend, keep the nerdiness in check." "There's April Fool's Day from 1984, I believe." "It's considered a classic." "Don't you agree?" "Yeah, sure." "Come on!" "Hey!" "Bloody hot." "I'm suffocating." "It's very beautiful up here." "It's really nice." "So, what do we do now?" "Watch a film?" "Let's unpack and get settled." "I've got a better idea." "Left foot on green." "Oops." "You've got it." "Why do we play this game?" "Because Hollywood told us it's so much fun." "Right foot on red." "Has got to be the most boring game ever." "No joking?" "No." "For real?" "Yes." "Lie down and I'll show you the anaesthetic of the Middle Ages." "What are you doing?" "Hands together, please." "You're sitting on my hands." "That's a part of the plan." "Close your eyes." "No!" "Close your eyes." "No, I won't do it." "Okay." "Thank you very much." "Relax." "Stop it." "Just relax." "Relax." "Let go of me." "Let go of me!" "Martin!" "Stop it now!" "I was just kidding." "I get claustrophobic." "Why did you do it?" "I can't breathe." "Sorry!" "Look here." "No!" "All right." "Okay." "How does it work?" "Go and get the Pilsner." "What?" "Pilsner, Pilsner." "Somebody's out there!" "What?" "I saw somebody!" "It must be Sara." "lt was not Sara!" "Sure it wasn't a moose?" "Fuck you, I know the difference between a moose and a man!" "I can't see anything." "Nothing." "Vegard is right, it's just an animal." "Typical of women." "They scare so easily." "Could I have a cup of coffee?" "Who made the coffee?" "Organically grown." "Was it any good?" "No, it wasn't." "What is a nice group of youths like you doing in a place like this?" "Easter vacation." "ls it your cabin?" "No, my girlfriend's." "Who's the lucky one?" "She's not here right now." "She's on her way, skiing across lstind." "On her way across lstind?" "She's a bit more sporty than the rest of us." "Is it..." "Is the terrain there dangerous?" "The terrain is the least of your worries up there." "I reckon you small, spoilt brats couldn't be bothered to read a little local history about the area before you came waltzing in here." "Events have occurred here." "Events that people prefer to keep quiet about." "During the Second World War, Oksfjord was a vital area for the Germans." "It was a key harbour for German battleships, a significant link to stop the trade convoys between Russia and England." "Einsatz." "That was the name of the controlling force that was stationed here." "Unlike most places, where the Germans got along well with the local population, that was not the case here." "Led by Colonel Herzog, they made life hell for the locals." "People were tortured, beaten and mistreated every single day." "Believe me when I say this." "These were evil, fiendish devils." "However, near the end of the war, they went too far." "The Germans realised they were losing and the Russians were closing in." "They entered every house in Oksfjord and stole any valuables they found." "They grabbed all the gold and silver that they saw." "If anyone objected, they got a bullet between the eyes." "Shortly thereafter, the Germans were in for one hell of a surprise." "Secretly, the local population had unified and decided that enough was enough." "The 3,000 inhabitants needed to give vent to all the rage and anger that had built up during three years." "They gathered any weapons they could find, scythes, axes, knives and spades." "Anything that might break a skull." "Then, at night, they took them by surprise." "The 300 soldiers did not stand a chance and they knew it." "Several of them were killed." "However, yes, the devil himself," "Colonel Herzog and many of his soldiers managed to escape." "They ran into the mountains." "They brought along a lot of the stolen goods, the greedy bastards." "The people from Oksfjord followed, but lost track of them up here, in these mountains, where they most likely froze to death." "That's why one must tread gently." "There is an evil presence." "An evil one does not want to waken." "We must be careful." "We don't want to arouse that evil." "I need to move along." "Remember what I've said." "We're all medical students, actually, so I think we'll manage quite well." "Unfortunately, we haven't learnt how to cure evil yet, but I think that's due next term." "If you have your own intestines in your hands, what do you do then?" "Or get your limbs torn off?" "What will you do then?" "Did they teach you that?" "Thanks for the coffee." "Sara?" "Sara?" "Sara?" "Sara?" "Is there anyone out there?" "I'm armed." "Sure you don't want to wait until tomorrow?" "She'll get here later today." "There's no problem." "I'm sure you're right." "I just have a funny feeling that something's wrong." "She'll be here soon." "Listen." "If I'm not back by tomorrow..." "Please listen." "If I'm not back by tomorrow, follow the snowmobile tracks down to the car." "Then go get help, okay?" "I'll find her, for sure." "See you later." "Drive carefully." "Okay, boys, a clean race, please." "Start on my signal, and no dirty tricks, okay?" "One dirty trick, please." "Not even one!" "Okay, are the drivers ready?" "Ready!" "Set!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Oh, Erlend!" "Oh, fuck!" "Paging Dr Hovden." "Dr Hovden to casualty." "Martin, I can see you've still got your little problem." "You won't get much action when Auntie Red is visiting." "You childish fuck." "How the hell are you gonna get through six years of medical studies when a tiny cut makes you wanna puke?" "Become a baker, perhaps?" "Beer, anyone?" "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Sorry." "Fucking bag!" "Check this out!" "Says 1942." "Hey, that's mine..." "Let's wait until Sara and Vegard return, okay?" "Don't touch it until then." "Okay?" "No." "Okay." "Sara!" "Sara!" "We're two fine, little ladies..." "Hey, take it easy, okay?" "We don't know who the owner is." "That box has been here for 50 years." "Let's help ourselves, cash in and pay off the student loan." "It hasn't been there for 50 years with nobody noticing it." "Fifty years?" "It's been there for 100 years, I'm certain of it." "People have noticed and it's just junk." "What?" "Junkie?" "It's just junk." "I'm going for a shit." "Best of luck!" "Name it after me." "Fuck!" "Okay, a joke." "Spare me!" "It's a good one." "Includes poop, pee and semen." "There once was a poop..." "It's important..." "There are no good jokes that don't include poop, pee or semen." "Chris?" "No..." "You think that's a good joke?" "lt is a good joke!" "That's something to fall back on when you don't become a doctor." "My stand-up career..." "Erlend!" "You took a long time." "Did you see Chris?" "Yes!" "Erlend?" "Erlend, is that you?" "Fuck!" "Erlend, stop that!" "Erlend?" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Fuck, the song's not over." "Shut up!" "Chris?" "Chris?" "No reply." "I called out several times, but got no reply." "She's fucking with you." "Don't talk to me like I'm five." "Hanna, she was hammered." "She fell asleep in the loo." "I'll go look for her, okay?" "Hey, we'll shoot her!" "Bring it with you, Martin." "It's that madman we saw earlier." "Okay..." "Let's go look for her." "Okay?" "Okay, check the outhouse." "We'll take a look around the cabin." "Shotgun!" "Martin, can I try it?" "Let me hold it?" "No." "Please, can I hold it?" "No!" "ls it heavy?" "A little." "Let me try it." "Maybe later." "What?" "Do you see anything?" "I'm carrying a shotgun!" "Sorry!" "Martin!" "Take a look." "What a trip." "Fucking great!" "Chris, are you taking a shit?" "Have you passed out?" "No." "She wasn't there." "Stop kidding." "She wasn't there." "What do you mean?" "Not in the outhouse or behind the cabin." "She wasn't there." "I found this, though." "Maybe she's inside?" "Stop kidding!" "It's Sara's." "Sara's?" "Where did you find it?" "lt was outside, in the snow." "I'm getting a bad feeling about this." "We have to look for her." "Fuck it, she can freeze to death." "Let's get dressed and go look for her." "Thank God!" "What the fuck!" "I saw Chris' head." "Can't see anything." "Pull!" "Use the sofa to block the door." "Stay away from the windows!" "Get it in there." "Turn it." "Leave the cushions." "Hanna, quick!" "Take it easy." "They can't get in here." "Grab the table." "Martin!" "Martin!" "Einsatz!" "Zombies!" "Don't get bitten!" "Don't get bitten, okay?" "Cut that crap!" "What the fuck can we do?" "We have to get down to the car." "Erlend!" "We should have gone to Sunny Beach like I told you." "Martin!" "Martin, don't bite!" "Fuck, it's all quiet now." "They're feeding on what's left of Erlend." "We have to do something." "Do what?" "We can't just sit here." "Try to locate the car and get help." "Only Vegard knows the way, and the track is hidden by snow." "We have to do something." "Can't just sit here and wait for it to fix itself." "What if we split up?" "Two of us try to locate the car, two stay here and wait for Vegard." "Those who leave will still be pursued by those fucking monsters." "Two go out and make a lot of noise, attracting those creatures, so the others can steal away into the woods." "They can run towards the fjord." "There are people along the fjord." "They can go and get help." "Who are the two lucky bastards that will act as bait?" "You have to do something, too!" "Where are you, you fucking pussies?" "Afraid of daylight?" "Fuck, that was a bit too much." "They're gonna be really pissed!" "Come on!" "Sara?" "Come on!" "Fucking coward." "Okay." "Do you recognise the area?" "No." "Huh?" "Not a chance." "Everything looks the same." "Okay." "Which way?" "Both go downwards." "We have to split up." "What?" "One of us has to get down to the fucking car." "We'll go to the car together." "Liv, listen to me." "We have no chance alone, we must go together." "One of us has to get down to that car." "Hanna, please!" "Liv, listen to me!" "You saw what happened to Erlend." "Separately, we have no chance." "We have to go together." "Let's run together." "Let's run together." "Throw it, damn it!" "Are you sure this is gonna work?" "Have you ever tasted moonshine from Finnmark?" "Throw it!" "Hi, my name is Martin Hovden." "We're in a cabin up by Oksfjord." "We're being attacked by what looks like" "Germans from the Second World War." "We've accidentally set fire to the cabin, and..." "Fuck!" "The cunt hung up on me." "Of course she hung up." "It sounds like you've smoked your underpants." "What the fuck should I say?" "Tell them we're being attacked by terrorists." "That they are launching a huge bloody rocket." "They'll get here by chopper." "Excellent!" "Fucking Nokia, the battery is dead." "Come on!" "We have to get to the shed." "Shed?" "Why should we go there?" "We haven't got time for this." "Come on, man!" "Can't see anyone." "I'll try to find the light." "You know what we have to do?" "Agree?" "Yes." "They're coming." "Where have you been?" "Where the fuck did you get hold of a machine gun?" "Well." "Been busy." "Where are the others?" "Hanna and Liv are looking for the car, trying to get help." "The others are..." "They..." "Watch out, behind you!" "Martin!" "Martin!" "No, no, no!" "Remember what Erlend said?" "Remember?" "Do not get bitten." "Whatever you do, don't get bitten." "Then you will become..." "lsn't your grandfather half Jewish?" "They would not recruit someone who is half Jewish, would they?" "You'll be infected if..." "You'll become like them." "Look what they did to Vegard." "It doesn't look as if they want us on their team, does it?" "I've thought about that, believe me!" "What are you gonna do?" "They taught us amputation, remember?" "What the fuck are you doing?" "No, no, no!" "Let's gut the bastard and get away from here." "Arise!" "Roy!" "Run like hell!" "Fuck!" "Oh, fuck!"