"Previously on "last comic" "Standing"..." "The top 10 performed for your" "Precious votes, America." "They were focused." "Determined." "And all business." "Tonight, three of these comics" "Will be eliminated." "Still keep their dignity." "And the remaining seven will" "Try to move one step closer to" "$250,000." "Before taxes and Agent fees." "And the title of "last comic" "Standing"! ladies and gentlemen, please" "Welcome the host of "last comic" "Standing," the man who puts the" "Obinson in Robinson, Craig" "Robinson." "yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Thank you." "Sit down." "Welcome to "last comic" "Standing."" "I am your host, Craig Robinson." "And I, too, have decided to take" "My talents to South beach." "Thank you." "Now, say hello to our top 10" "Comics." "Tommy Johnagin." "Laurie Kilmartin." "James Adomian." "Myq Kaplan." "And Rachel Feinstein." "Tonight we're going to reveal" "The results of last week's vote" "And find out which three comics" "Are headed to loser junction," "Kansas." "The other seven will try to move" "A step closer to a quarter of a" "Million dollars, a spot on the" "Last comic tour and the title of" ""last comic standing"!" "Give it up." "But before we do any of that," "Let's say hello to our federally" "Appointed judges." "He's the first lady of comedy" "Central, Greg Giraldo." "She's the only judge every guy" "Wants to see out of her robe," "Natasha Leggero." "The man who could take a nothing" "Day and suddenly make it worse," "Andy kindler." "What a great group of people." "Now, as someone like Jillian" "Michaels probably says, let's" "See some results." "Roy wood, Mike Destefano, James" "Adomian, and myq with a "q"," "Please step forward." "We'll see the rest of you a" "Little bit later." "Thank you." "You all, please." "Last week the people of America" "Voted." "Mike d., it's my job to tell you" "That you will be performing" "Tonight." "Mike, you can head backstage." "Okay, Roy, now it's your turn." "Roy, the people have spoken." "And they want you to perform" "Again tonight." "Roy, you can head backstage." "We're now down to two comics," "Myq and James." "One will perform tonight and one" "Will go home." "Myq, you will perform tonight." "Congratulations." "You are still in the running." "To be the "last comic standing."" "I'm sorry, James." "You did not get enough votes to" "Remain in the competition, man." "But before we say good-bye," "Let's take a look at your" "Journey." "This has been a great" "Experience." "I know America didn't vote for" "Me, but I had fun." "I met some great people." "I was the best, you know." "Maybe it's time to give a little" "Break to somebody else." "Thank you, guys." "America, next time don't look a" "Gift horse in the mouth." "you did your thing, man." "We'll never forget you." "One more time for James adomian." "All righty then." "Let's get to our first" "Performance of the night." "Give it up for Mike Destefano." "thank you." "Thanks, everyone." "Thank you for keeping me on the" "Show." "I appreciate it." "Thank you." "All right." "Thanks." "Yeah." "I got some soap recently." "I went and bought some new soap." "I'm in Hollywood now." "Yeah, I went to pay for it and" "The lady said $75." "I said, no, I just want the" "Soap." "I don't have anything else." "She said it's expensive soap." "I said $75." "Does it clean shame?" "Is it going to clean my" "Childhood?" "If I go out with a woman and she" "Asks me questions, how do you" "Feel?" "How do I..." "I'm hungry." "How do you feel?" "I don't know." "Deep inside." "Deep inside, I'm hungry." "Deep down, I'm hungry." "Did you ever go to couples" "Therapy?" "I went to couples counseling" "With my ex-girlfriend." "We get there." "The guy says what brings you" "Here today." "We said we wanted to learn" "Design carpentry so we figured" "We'd come to a Ph.D. For that." "Why did we come here today?" "Her." "Something's wrong with her." "Help her out here." "Unbelievable." "See like right away he says you" "Seem to blame people for your" "Problems." "I said, that's my mother's" "Fault, pal." "Sorry, mom." "Anyway, so then he said, well," "Explain in your own words what" "You want to get from therapy." "So she started." "I want us to be connected." "One yet separate." "Then it sounded like a siren" "After that." "Waaaah." "That's all I could here." "He said, Mike, what do you want" "From therapy?" "I said I would like you to get" "Her to stop breaking my balls." "How much will that cost me?" "I'll pay extra." "I met a girl recently, she acted" "Very familiar with me right off" "The bat." "I don't know if anyone's had" "That." "It's creepy and nerve-wracking." "She called me up the day after I" "Met her and left a message" "Saying it's me." "We just met." "So we went on our first date and" "She gets in the car and she" "Forgot her keys." "I said what happened?" "She goes, well, you know how I" "Am." "I said, no, I really don't." "We just met two days ago." "Then we were driving and I had" "My jacket on." "I said, hey, could you help me" "Get my jacket off?" "She helps me." "Puts her arms onto the console" "And looks me in the eye and said" "What would you do without me?" "I said I would drive with my" "Jacket on." "That's what I would do without" "You." "Thank you, guys." "I really appreciate it." "Thank you." "Thank you." "That was Mike Destefano!" "Okay." "Judges, start judging." "Andy." "Mike, you have an amazing" "Combination." "You are both frightening and" "Lovable at the same time." "It's like you have a heart of" "Gold wrapped in a fist." "That's what I would say." "Does it clean shame?" "It doesn't get any better than" "That." "You are fantastic." "I give you five Ha's." "Natasha." "Well, Mike, waaaah, I know" "It's hard to listen to a woman" "Sometimes." "But I think you're very funny." "That was excellent." "Thank you." "I didn't hear a word she was" "Saying." "But that was great." "You got jokes that only you can" "Pull off." "It's really fantastic." "When you've got jokes you can do" "In your persona that work so" "Perfectly, that was great." "Great set." "if you want Mike to remain in" "The competition and finally move" "Out of his parents' basement," "Call 1-877..." "When we return, we'll have a" "Very special performance from" "Internet sensation Mel Gibson." "And we're back." "Tonight we're saying good-bye to" "The three comics who didn't earn" "Enough votes to remain in the" "Competition." "It's sad, but not half as sad as" "Last week's episode of" ""bachelorette."" "There's a reason why that lady's" "Single." "I'm just saying." "The good news is our top seven" "Comics will once again be" "Performing for your votes." "Here's one now." "Put your hands together for Roy" "Wood, Jr." "hey." "Well, good to see you guys." "I just did a show in South" "Dakota because I like performing" "Where there's no people." "And I'm at a bar." "We're watching soccer." "I support the U.S. Soccer team" "And everybody was into the game." "Yeah." "And that's fine." "But if they lose, it's okay." "We have other stuff here." "We have other stuff to have fun" "With." "We still have porn and video" "Games." "This is an exciting place." "Because what you don't realize" "Is that for some countries," "Soccer is it." "That's all they have." "They take it very seriously." "That's why they hate to lose to" "Us." "They already can't stand us" "Because of political reasons." "The last thing you want to do as" "A country is lose to a group of" "People you can't stand." "How pissed would you be if the" "Lakers lost to Al Qaeda?" "Do you understand?" "That would suck." "31 now." "Starting to reach some realisms" "About myself." "I'm never going to pay my" "Student loans." "I'm at peace with it." "I've given up." "Because they want all the money." "That's what I don't understand." "I keep getting letters." "Hey, we need the money." "I graduated with a 2.6." "I didn't learn everything." "Why do you need all the money?" "I shouldn't pay you for stuff I" "Don't remember." "That's just not fair." "If a class is $500 and I make a" "C, all I owe you is $250." "That's all I'm kicking in." "From Alabama, but, you know, out" "Here in L.A. Now." "More Latinos than black people" "In America." "You're winning." "Shut up." "What makes me upset about the" "Latino boom is how some black" "People don't accept it." "Some black people get upset" "About Latinos." "I'm sick of these Mexicans." "Only reason Mexicans over here" "Getting rights is because of" "What black people did in the" "Civil rights movement." "Even if that's true, wasn't that" "Kind of the purpose of the civil" "Rights movement?" "It doesn't register." "You can't March for equal rights" "And then get jealous when" "Another race starts trying to" "Get rights." "I'm just saying." "I've heard the "I have a dream"" "Speech." "There was no Latino disclaimer" "At the bottom." "I'm Roy wood, Jr." "Thank you." "Roy wood, Jr.!" "Okay." "Judges, judge it up." "Natasha." "Roy, you're so likeable." "You really connect with the" "Crowd." "Big hit." "And just a little tip." "You can plead financial hardship" "For eight years." "After you defer for three." "Just something I heard about." "Okay." "Greg?" "I don't have any financial" "Planning advice, but I thought" "You were a little too pro" "Mexican." "But very funny." "He can say that." "Well, I was going to say I" "Loved your blacks and Mexicans" "Bit, but it doesn't say right" "When I say blacks and Mexicans." "There's something about your" "Voice, it's like you draw me in." "I want to like sit in an easy" "Chair." "I want you available as a sound" "Soother." "I love your voice!" "Nobody cannot listen to what" "You're saying." "And your manner is just" "Fantastic on stage." "I really loved it." "if you want to keep Roy on" "The show and out of celebrity" "Rehab, pick up your phone and" "Call 1-877-5-keep-02." "Once again, that's 1-877-553-3072." "Remember, convicted felons are" "Allowed to vote." "One more time for Roy wood, Jr." "Don't stop clapping yet, because" "Here's our next comic." "Myq Kaplan." "thank you, everybody." "Thank you." "Who's ready to listen?" "Good." "I am half black and half" "Mexican, so hope I have some new" "Ground to cover here that can" "Make me look Jewish, I hope." "I think you guys seem smart." "You at home seem smart." "Ever get into a conversation" "With somebody who isn't." "They start asking you questions" "About a story they're telling" "You?" "Like right?" "Right?" "Like they're going to you for" "Confirmation of facts that you" "Don't have." "I was talking to a guy." "So I'm banging this chick," "Right?" "I don't know." "Probably not." "Right?" "Thank you, everybody." "Thank you for wasting my time." "Thank you." "I have a very limited amount" "Here." "I try to be tolerant of" "Everyone." "I'm gay friendly or as they" "Called me in High School, gay." "I like women but I like speaking" "Intelligently." "I think that's the confusion to" "The football players who were" "Like complete sentences come out" "Of his mouth." "Dudes must go in." "Some sort of word/genital" "Exchange program." "I don't even like the phrase gay" "Friendly." "It makes my straight angry." "No other oppressed group has" "That lingo." "No one's like I'm black" "Friendly." "That sounds racist a little." "Nobody's ever like I am Jew" "Friendly, because nobody is" "Ever." "That's a sad one." "I am not gay." "I do have a girlfriend who's" "Real." "And I also proved to any woman" "Who wants to make out who's" "Watching and my girlfriend and I" "Have an arrangement where she" "Doesn't know that I do this, so" "It's fine." "And women have it rough, because" "That's how I give it to them." "No?" "Okay." "You guys." "The please." "Women have it tough." "I just want fairness." "I went to a movie." "I saw a woman breast-feeding" "Right in the theater." "I said, lady, no outside food" "Allowed." "You guys are clapping too much." "Thank you very much." "My name is myq Kaplan." "myq Kaplan, everybody!" "Okay." "Judges!" "Do you mind if I ask you what" "You thought?" "Greg Giraldo." "Myq, you made a reference to" "Too much clapping." "People may not know how hard it" "Is when an audience isn't" "Enthusiastic." "You handled it perfectly." "That was a great set." "The jokes were great." "The jokes were great, but you" "Were able to milk the laughs" "Through the applause." "I loved that." "A lot of fun in a little" "Package, myq." "Myq, I love when I watch a" "Comedian, they do things you" "Don't expect." "All the way through, you never" "Expect it." "I just love that." "I don't know how America is" "Going to vote." "I wish there wasn't voting." "I believe in a comedy" "Dictatorship." "But I would vote for you." "And I will try." "I don't think I can legally, but" "I would." "Fantastic!" "Myq-y, baby, you don't seem" "Gay to me at all." "What?" "But some comics really sell" "Their jokes with their" "Personality and, you know, their" "Persona, and you really sell" "Your jokes with your jokes." "Like your jokes are so funny," "And they're funny on paper and" "You're such a great writer, but" "You're also a great performer." "I thought that was excellent." "if you want myq to make it" "Next week, let it be known to" "All." "Dial 1-877-5-keep-03." "Voting opens at the end of the" "Show." "The phone lines will remain open" "For two hours just like my" "Dressing room door." "Right now I'm going to be honest" "With you, we've got to go to" "Commercial, but we'll be right" "Back." "Welcome back to "last comic" "Standing."" "The only reality show that" "Exploits men and women equally." "And, yes, I have gained 20" "Pounds since last week." "Take that, Jillian Michaels." "Hey, guess what?" "It's results time again." "Four more comics have to learn" "Their fate." "Three of them will be performing" "For your votes tonight hoping to" "Move another step closer to the" "Title of miss teen USA." "One of them will be eliminated" "From the competition mafia" "Style." "You voted, America, and here are" "The results." "The... the... the next comic" "Leaving us tonight is..." "Laurie Kilmartin." "That means Tommy, Rachel and" "Felipe, you will be performing" "Tonight." "Congratulations." "You can head backstage." "Come on over here, Laurie." "We're sorry to see you go, babe." "Yeah, me, too." "Let's take a look at your" "Journey to this moment in time." "America apparently did not" "Vote for me." "I'm a little depressed, of" "Course, but I had a great time." "I respect all the comics that" "Are in the top 10, so I know" "That we'll work together and be" "Friends." "I wish the other finalists the" "Best of luck, and take me on the" "Road with you." "Get me out of my house." "Laurie Kilmartin, everybody." "We wish you the best of luck." "All right." "Let's lighten the mood and get" "Back to the comedy." "Please welcome to the stage" "Rachel Feinstein." "thank you." "Thank you." "It's good to be here." "I actually just got back from" "Vegas." "I was out there working, and I" "Was hanging out by the pool, and" "I saw this guy walking towards" "Me." "You know when you can just sort" "Of smell a douche." "Yeah, there's... there's a" "Douche." "He had his shirt wrapped around" "His head, a t-shirt wrapped" "Around his head like a douche." "He looked like his name was Chad" "Or something." "He was walking towards me." "He was so drunk that he was sort" "Of gently swaying which I always" "Find very arousing as a woman." "That's when you stop and you go" "He chose me." "He chose me!" "I'm worth it." "And so he walked up to me and he" "Goes, I bet you don't know what" "Vegas is actually really about." "And I'm going to tell you." "Then there was some more" "Swaying." "And he goes, Vegas is actually" "About sex and it's about money." "And then he went like that." "Like that was real breakthrough" "News." "But I thought Vegas was about" "Unconditional love." "I thought Vegas was about" "Royalty and caring for someone" "Into the winter of their life." "When you didn't know if they" "Were going to make it or not," "You know, loving someone that" "Much, just holding them in the" "Same hospital bed." "Yeah." "I thought Vegas was about eating" "Organic." "But now you mean to tell me that" "All this time, Vegas and sex and" "Money have been in cahoots with" "Each other?" "If what you say is true, we've" "Got to tell the detectives and" "Fast." "I'm scared something awful, even" "My breasts are concerned." "And then he was just sort of" "Like, nah, he just smudged me" "Away." "He just wanted to have sex with" "Anything." "He didn't care for my sass." "He walked up to the next group" "Of women." "Here's how he courted them." "He was a really prince." "He walked right up to them and" "Said, you love me bitches." "That's what he called them." "You love me bitches." "You should come back to our" "Room." "We have vodka up the ass." "I was like, see, that's what" "Vegas is about." "It's about vodka up the ass." "It's also a book about" "Mindfulness by Deepak Chopra." "Vodka up the ass and other" "Meditations." "Thank you, guys." "That's it." "Rachel Feinstein." "okay." "Judges." "Does Rachel need to keep her day" "Job?" "Andy?" "Rachel, that was... that was" "Fantastic." "You know, the... you did it all" "About one topic." "It all worked really, really" "Well." "And the voices that you do, I'm" "Just amazed by the voices." "I love them." "They're always comedic and" "They're always interesting and" "Even my breasts are concerned." "I mean, come on." "I thought it was really, really" "Great." "Great job." "Thank you, thank you." "Natasha." "Nice legs." "Thanks." "My sticks." "All right." "That's it." "No, you're great." "You have the perfect mix of" "Writing and performance." "You know, probably shouldn't end" "It on the Deepak Chopra bit, but" "What can you do?" "This is America." "True." "First of all, I wear the" "T-shirt on my head because it's" "So sunny in Vegas." "You're worth it." "You're worth it." "Your characters are so great." "Your characters are so original." "You just become those people." "It's an amazing talent." "You do it so quickly." "That's great." "Thank you, guys." "If you thought Rachel was" "Funny and you want to help her" "Pay off her student loans, then" "Call 1-877-5-keep-04." "Once again, that's 1-877-553-3704." "You can also go online at" "Why aren't we texting?" "I don't know." "Voting lines open at the end of" "The show." "Keep in mind there's a limit of 10 votes per method." "We're going to take a break, but" "Don't go anywhere." "Commit to something for once in" "Your life, damn it." "Welcome back." "Tonight, the top seven comics" "Are performing for your votes." "I mean, right now." "Are you ready for more comedy?" "Then prove it by giving an" "Historic welcome to Tommy" "Johnagin." "thank you very much." "I'm freshly single now." "And... calm down." "I sweat like this." "You'll do." "I learned this about being" "Single." "Don't only talk to really," "Really hot girl." "They're pretty boring and all" "The same." "She has an ex-boyfriend who's" "Mean to her but still talks to" "Him." "She's taking a semester off of" "College and knows an old guy" "With a boat for some weird" "Reason." "I had my heart broken last year." "That's when I learned I only" "Want to talk to people who have" "Had their heart broken." "I checked my ex's e-mail for a" "Month after the break-up." "I told my friend who's never had" "His heart broken that I did" "That." "He said it's crazy." "I told my friend who did have" "His heart broken and he said how" "Did you get that e-mail" "Password?" "Eventually, someone will" "Out-crazy you, and you'll feel" "Better about yourself." "I checked her e-mail for a" "Month." "I lived in her basement for six" "Weeks." "I've been to hell and back." "My ex got engaged less than a" "Month after we broke up and" "Every time I tell somebody that," "They're like she was probably" "Cheating on you." "Did you think of that?" "Yeah, it crossed my mind, you" "Could say." "Yes, I thought of that." "The I thought about it 24 hours" "A day." "I told you 7 seconds ago and you" "Feel like you cracked the case?" "Well done, Detective." "My ex is funny." "She told me you'll never guess" "How much money I've saved." "I said how much?" "She said, $1,121." "You're right, I wouldn't have" "Guessed that." "I need a new car." "It quit starting." "He wanted to make an" "Appointment." "He said how's 7:00 in the" "Morning." "I said I don't know." "I heard it sucks." "I'll see you at noon." "I don't want wake up in single" "Digits." "He had my car three days trying" "To find out why it wouldn't" "Start." "Then he told me it was the" "Starter." "I don't know anything about" "Cars." "But if it doesn't move and it" "Has a mover, check that first." "That's it for me, guys." "Thank you very much." "Have a good night." "Tommy johnagin." "Judges, give it to us." "We can take it." "Natasha." "I thought that... what was" "That?" "Congratulations on moving to" "The next level." "You guys weren't here last time." "Good to have you back." "we were taking a personal" "Week." "That wasn't my favorite set, but" "Everyone loved you." "So yay." "Thank you." "That wasn't my favorite comment." "Tommy, I thought it was" "Great." "Great jokes." "Well delivered." "I appreciate it." "Tommy, Tommy, as a fellow" "Person who sweats, I love that" "You showed the sweat." "That was very, very cool." "And you're rapid fire and your" "Ex-girlfriend material, the" "Password, you bring the party" "Back to stalking." "You know what I'm talking about?" "I give you three giggles and two" "Why nots?" "If Tommy made you laugh, dial 1-877-5-keep-05." "That's 1-877-553-3705." "But don't call yet." "Voting opens at the end of the" "Show." "When we come back, we'll have" "More hilarious performances, so" "Don't touch that remote unless" "The remote touches you first." "Then it's self-defense." "Welcome back to "last comic" "Standing."" "We appreciate your eyeballs." "Please help me welcome to the" "Stage our next comic, Felipe" "Esparza." "so how are you guys doing" "Tonight?" "Good?" "All right." "I live in a gated community." "The windows are gated." "The back door's gated." "Front door." "You know, the restaurant that's" "Parked in front of my house?" "Got robbed after I paid." "The lady came out in broken" "English, we got robbed." "I'm like me burrito where's?" "I went to a haunted house in my" "Neighborhood." "I cost 20 bucks to get in." "30 bucks to get out." "They had gangsters, thugs in" "Every door scaring you." "What's up?" "Want to get shot?" "What are you, stupid?" "It was crazy." "Somebody socked me in the face." "My girlfriend came out with" "Hickies and a cold sore." "I'm going to have my own reality" "Show." "Look out for it." "It's called "who wants to be a" "Citizen?"" "Five illegal aliens living in my" "Living room." "All right." "Listen up, contestants." "Five of you guys will go look" "For work at a hardware store." "Two will come back." "I play so much guitar hero, I" "Forgot the words to the songs." "I just know what color to press" "Now." "The other night a party, I heard" "My favorite song." "I grabbed the microphone." "That's my song there." "Green, blue, red, orange" "Together." "Thank you so much." "Felipe esparza!" "Judges, tell us how you feel." "Greg." "Felipe, you really... the" "Crowd..." "I mean, can again, I" "Don't know how it shows at home," "But the crowd you just crushed." "It was a killer, killer set." "I don't know anybody who has a" "Delivery style like you." "I don't hang around with a lot" "Of homeless people." "But you have a very original" "Style and it was a killer set." "well, Felipe, the crowd loves" "You, which always makes me want" "To go the other way, but you're" "Like the roller coaster of" "Comedy." "If I evaluate each joke, I may" "Have an opinion one way or the" "Other, but there's always you" "Behind it, and I can't see how" "Anyone wouldn't love you." "The bit about the haunted gang" "House was just fantastic." "Felipe, you have to tell me" "How you do this." "You just touch your breasts and" "Everyone stands up." "Thank you." "That was great." "I mean, the jokes are..." "I mean," "Your jokes are very easy, but" "People love them." "All right." "If Felipe tickled your fancy," "Vote for him by calling 1-877-5-keep-06." "Once more, that's 1-877-553-3706." "If you're too lazy to pick up a" "Your vote." "There's a limit of 10 votes per" "Method." "We'll return to the stunning" "Conclusion of "Gilligan's" "Island."" "One comic stays and performs for" "Your votes and one comic is sent" "Home to cry in the shower." "You don't want to miss it." "Welcome back to "last comic" "Standing."" "I'm your host, Craig Robinson." "The chocolate lord of seduction." "Tonight these comics are" "Yearning for a chance to win 1/4ooth of a billion dollars." "Right now let's find out who" "Will get that chance and who" "Will be sent to Mel Gibson's" "Jacuzzi of misery." "All right, Jonathan and" "Maronzio." "America says one of you has got" "To go and this card says who's" "Going." "Are you ready to accept your" "Fate?" "Jonathan, you are performing" "Tonight." "Congratulations." "You can head backstage." "Maronzio, that means it's the" "End of the road." "We hate to see you go, bro, but" "Before you leave, let's look" "Back at all the good times." "This experience thus far has" "Been a learning experience." "You were performing wherever" "The laughs were." "I have to go where the energy" "Is." "I'm just happy to have been a" "Part of this." "Now I know that I'm funny." "I went to the 99 cent store to" "Get me some 99 cent rice" "Krispies." "How about another round of" "Applause for this American" "Comedy hero." "We will never forget you." "Give it up again for maronzio" "Vance." "America, get ready to laugh." "Here's your final performer of" "The night." "Jonathan Thymius." "I made it." "I made it." "Man, I am on a roll." "Just recently, I found out I" "Wasn't the devil." "I read the tag on my underpants" "Wrong." "Said satin." "So I was home-schooled." "Went on a lot of field trips." "Like to the liquor store." "Like, this is the liquor store." "Stay in the car." "This is my boyfriend's house." "Stay in the car." "This is your grandma's house." "This is your new school." "So I finally mustered up the" "Courage to go to a massage" "Parlor, but I got a more" "Plausible, realistic ending." "True." "Got a sign I was getting older." "I tea bagged the toilet water." "All right." "Let's wrap this thing up with a" "Little impression." "How about that." "Everybody knows who this is, so" "Check it out." "Were you in Brenda's room?" "You can't go in there." "You can't go in Brenda's room." "Don't go in Brenda's room." "It's Marty." "It's my friend Marty." "Anyway, thank you so much." "Jonathan Thymius." "Okay, judges, let's talk about" "Jonathan right in front of his" "Face." "Andy." "Jonathan, I don't know if" "You're a headliner, but that was" "A more plausible, realistic" "Ending to our show, so that was" "Fantastic." "Some of your jokes are corny." "Some of your jokes hit." "Some of your jokes miss." "But you never get a joke like" "Plausible, realistic ending." "I'd say bring the energy down a" "Little bit." "Otherwise, fantastic." "Great." "I find you silly, gross and" "Weird." "That was very funny." "You're one of those guys that's" "Funny just to watch." "Those jokes couldn't be" "Delivered by anybody else and be" "Funny." "Great set." "If you want to see Jonathan" "Ever again, you need to call 1-877-5-keep-07." "Once again, that's 1-877-553-3707." "Voting lines open at the end of" "The show." "Remember, these toll-free" "Numbers are 877, so please dial" "Carefully." "Now, if you just started" "Watching, here's what you" "Missed." "Expensive, so I said $75," "Does it clean shame?" "All I owe you is 250." "Try to be tolerant of" "Everybody." "I am gay friendly or as they" "Called me in High School, gay." "Now you mean to tell me that" "All this time, Vegas and sex and" "Money have been in cahoots with" "Each other?" "My car quit starting." "I had to make an appointment." "He said how's 7:00 in the" "Morning." "I heard it sucks." "I went to a haunted house in" "My neighborhood." "Went on a lot of field trips." "Like to the liquor store." "All right." "Our voting lines are now open." "Voting by phone is open for two" "Hours." "Be patient if you can't get" "Through right away." "You can also vote online," "There's a limit of 10 votes per" "Method." "Watch for the results next week" "And find out which comics will" "Perform again and which comics" "Will die on national television." "Thank you for watching "last" "Comic standing."" "I'm very much your host."