"[lively spy music]" " ¶ DUDLEY PUPPY WAS A PLAIN OLD MUTT ¶" " ¶ PLAIN OLD MUTT ¶" " ¶ HE'D SCRATCH, HE'D DIG ¶" "¶ AND THEN HE'D CHEW HIS BUTT ¶" " ¶ CHEW HIS BUTT ¶" " ¶ BUT WHEN BAD GUYS GOT TOO ROUGH ¶" "¶ HE WENT TO WORK FOR T.U.F.F. ¶" "¶ AND NOW HE'S DOING SECRET AGENT STUFF ¶" "¶ HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" "¶ T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" "¶ HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" "¶ A DOG WHO STICKS HIS NOSE ¶" "¶ RIGHT WHERE HE KNOWS ¶" "¶ THE CROOKS WILL BE ¶" "¶ HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" "¶ T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" "¶ HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" " AAH!" " WHOO-HOO!" "THIS NEW PETROPOLIS MONOTRAIL IS AWESOME!" " OH, IT'S THE FLEA'S KNEES." "I HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TOWN THIS FAST" "SINCE I LIVED ON A CHEETAH." " BUG UP THE NOSE!" " [moaning]" " KESWICK, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" " NOT REALLY." "I'M PRONE TO M-M-MOTION SICKNESS," "AND THAT JAR OF WARM MAYONNAISE I ATE ISN'T HELPING." " THE GRAND OPENING OF THE NEW PETROPOLIS MONOTRAIL." "AND IT NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED WITHOUT ME." " WHAT DID YOU DO?" " I BLEW UP THE OLD PETROPOLIS MONOTRAIL." "THEN I BURNED DOWN THE LIBRARY AND ROBBED A HOSPITAL." "THAT WAS A SUPER-FUN WEEKEND!" "STERILE GAUZE, ANYONE?" " YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THIS GOOD TO RIDE THE MONOTRAIL." "[buzzer sounds]" " REJECT." "REJECT." "REJECT." " HEY, YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOM." "[all scream]" "THIS IS DEPRESSING." "HEY, I KNOW WHAT WOULD CHEER ME UP." "LET'S DESTROY THE MONOTRAIL AGAIN." "[echoing] MONOTRAIL AGAIN..." "MONOTRAIL AGAIN..." " KITTY, DID YOU HEAR THAT?" " I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING WITH KESWICK DRY HEAVING." " AH..." "UGH." " I'M GONNA GO CHECK SOMETHING OUT." "I'LL MEET YOU GUYS BACK AT T.U.F.F." "YOW!" "[growls]" " [gulps]" "THIS ANTACID ISN'T HELPING AT ALL." " THAT'S RANCH DRESSING." " WELCOME TO OUR NEW SEWER LAIR." " EW, IT SMELLS IN HERE." " IF YOU THINK THIS SMELLS," "WAIT TILL I FLUSH YOU INTO THE RIVER OF GOO." "[toilet flushes]" " AAH!" " NOW, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET REVENGE ON THOSE MEANIES" "WHO WOULDN'T LET US RIDE THE MONOTRAIL?" "FRANCISCO?" " UH, WE COULD EAT 'EM." " OKAY, THAT'S JUST DARK AND DISTURBING." "ANYWHO, I'VE GOT MY OWN PLAN." "TODAY AT 5:00, I'M GONNA TURN THIS VALVE..." " OH, THAT'S BRILLIANT, BOSS." "THAT'LL FLOOD THE ENTIRE MONOTRAIL WITH SEWAGE." " REALLY?" "I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT." "I JUST LIKE TURNING VALVES AT 5:00." "I LIKE PULLING LEVERS AT 6:00." "IT'S A THING." "DON'T JUDGE ME." " CHIEF, IT'S DUDLEY." "SNAPTRAP IS PLANNING TO DO SOMETHING AWFUL!" " YOU'RE BREAKING UP." "DID YOU SAY "SNAPTRAP IS PLANNING TO DO SOMETHING AWFUL,"" "OR SOMETHING ABOUT A FLAPJACK AND A FALAFEL?" " I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS MYSELF." "YOU'RE GOING DOWN, SNAPTRAP." "[beeping]" "WHOOPS." "AND I'M GOING UP!" "YOW!" " OH, NO." "DUDLEY'S OUT COLD." " I WISH THAT MAYONNAISE HAD BEEN COLD." " DUDLEY SAID SNAPTRAP WAS UP TO SOMETHING." "LET'S GET HIM BACK TO T.U.F.F." "AND FIND OUT WHAT IT IS." " ACCORDING TO MY BRAIN SCANNER," "AGENT PUPPY SHOULD COME TO" "IN EXACTLY THREE, TWO, ONE..." "NOW!" "I SAID "NOW!"" "OH, WAIT, THIS ISN'T A BRAIN SCANNER." "IT'S MY R-RAZOR." "SHOULD I GIVE HIM A SHAVE, CHIEF?" " NO!" "JUST GET BACK TO WORK!" "I'M THE FLEA'S KNEES." "I LIVED ON A CHEETAH." "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." " WHAT'S WRONG WITH DUDLEY?" " APPARENTLY THE B-BLOW TO HIS HEAD" "CAUSED SOME SORT OF IDENTITY TRANSFERENCE." " BUT WHY DOES HE THINK HE'S ME?" "IS IT BECAUSE I'M HANDSOME?" " IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE THE L-LAST PERSON HE TALKED TO" "BEFORE HE WAS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS." " AGENTS, I HAVE INTEL!" "AND I'M REALLY LOUD!" "YELL, YELL!" "GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, BLAH!" "HARRUMPH!" " THAT'S IT." "I'M GONNA CLOBBER HIM." " WAIT, CHIEF." "HE'S BEEN TRAUMATIZED." "WE J-JUST HAVE TO HUMOR HIM UNTIL HIS MEMORY COMES BACK." " I HOPE THAT'S SOON." "DUDLEY'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT SNAPTRAP IS PLANNING." " AGENT KATSWELL, GO CATCH A BAD GUY" "WITH YOUR SUPER-AWESOME PARTNER WHO DOES ALL THE WORK." "KESWICK, BUILD AN OVERLY COMPLICATED GADGET" "THAT COMICALLY BACKFIRES." "WEIRD LITTLE BUG AGENT, POLISH MY BOWLING BALL." "BLAH!" "CHEETAH!" " CHIEF, ARE YOU OKAY?" " PLEASE TELL ME I'M STILL HANDSOME." "OH!" " WHAT HAPPENED?" "I WOKE UP IN THE CHIEF'S OFFICE." "OH, CHIEF, SOME BOZO BROKE YOUR TINY CHAIR." " NEVER MIND THAT, DUDLEY." "YOU NEED TO TELL US WHAT SNAPTRAP'S UP TO." " OH, RIGHT." "HE'S UP TO SOMETHING TERRIBLE!" "KITTY, WE'VE GOT TO GO!" "WHA--!" " OH, NO, NOT AGAIN." " HE'S YOUR PARTNER." "DO SOMETHING, AGENT KATSWELL!" " DO WHAT, CHIEF?" "KARATE CHOP BAD GUYS?" "ACT LIKE I'M ALWAYS RIGHT?" "PURR WHEN THE CUTE WATER DELIVERY GUY COMES?" " I NEVER DO THAT!" " [purring]" " HOLY COW." "THAT GUY'S MORE HANDSOME THAN ME!" "BLAH!" "CHEETAH!" "OH, MAN, I REALLY DO THAT!" " PAPER JAM!" "SUPER AGENT KITTY KATSWELL TO THE RESCUE!" "HIYAH!" "[phone rings] TELEPHONE!" "HIYAH!" "[computer beeps] EMAIL!" "HIYAH!" " UGH." "I'M GONNA CLOBBER ME!" "I MEAN HIM." "HERE'S MY NUMBER." "CALL ME LATER, AFTER I GET MY PHONE FIXED." "[purrs]" " GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED?" "I WOKE UP IN KITTY'S CUBICLE." "KITTY, SOME BOZO KARATE CHOPPED YOUR COMPUTER." " AGENT PUPPY, STOP WASTING TIME." "YOU NEED TO TELL US WHAT SNAPTRAP IS PLANNING." " OH, RIGHT!" "SNAPTRAP'S PLAN!" "IT'S TOO HORRIBLE FOR WORDS." "I'LL HAVE TO ACT IT OUT." " SNAPTRAP HAS GONE BANANAS?" " WHA--!" " NOT AGAIN." "WHAT DO WE DO NOW, KESWICK?" " I CAN ASSURE YOU THERE ARE A NUMBER OF OPTIONS," "NONE OF WHICH YOUR P-P-PUNY MINDS CAN GRASP." "NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME," "I'LL GET BACK TO WORK ON THE LADY KESWICK" "I'VE BEEN BUILDING." " HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?" "I MEAN I'M NOT B-B-BUILDING A LADY KESWICK." "[buzzer and train whistle sound]" "OKAY, NOW I'M GONNA C-CLOBBER HIM." " NOT NOW, KESWICK." "WE HAVE TO PLAY ALONG, REMEMBER?" " IT IS I, VERMINIOUS SNAPTRAP." "I'M CALLING TO BRAG ABOUT MY MOST DIABOLICAL PLAN EVER." "I CALL IT "OPERATION:" "MOST DIABOLICAL PLAN EVER."" " WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, SNAPTRAP?" " LET'S JUST SAY THAT TODAY'S RUSH HOUR" "IS REALLY GONNA STINK." "OOH, THAT'S GOOD." "NOW I ALMOST WANT TO TELL YOU MY PLAN," "SO YOU CAN SEE HOW CLEVER I'M BEING." "HI, AGENT PUPPY." "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WORE GLASSES." " I'M NOT AGENT P-P-PUPPY." "I'M KESWICK, AND I DRINK RANCH DRESSING." "[gulps]" " REALLY?" "YOU'RE GONNA GIVE YOURSELF MOTION SICKNESS." "SNAPTRAP OUT!" " [moaning]" "OH, OH, THE DRESSING." "HEY, AND THE RANCHING." "W-WAVEN." "[all sigh]" " OH, NO." "NOW WE'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT" "WHAT'S GOING ON WITH SNAPTRAP." " IT IS I, VERMINIOUS SNAPTRAP!" " OH, BROTHER." " AND NOW TO MAKE MY DARING ESCAPE!" "[elevator bell dings] [laughing wickedly] [beeping]" "ANY SECOND NOW." "SUPER DARING." "[whistle blows, elevator bell dings] [laughs wickedly]" " NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FOLLOW DUDLEY," "AND I CAN FIND OUT WHAT SNAPTRAP'S UP TO." " OH, GOODIE, RUSH HOUR'S BEGUN." "IN THREE MORE MINUTES, I WILL TURN THAT VALVE" "AND FLOOD THOSE TRAINS WITH RAW SEWAGE..." " AAH!" " AND LARRY." "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY." "REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED AT 5:00." " ACTUALLY, THE EXPRESSION IS" ""REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD."" " COLD?" "THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE." "A DISH BEST SERVED COLD IS MAYONNAISE." "ARE YOU SAYING REVENGE IS MAYONNAISE?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, AGENT PUPPY?" " I'M NOT AGENT PUPPY." "I'M SNAPTRAP, A SUPER VILLAIN" "WHO'S ALLERGIC TO CHEESE AND LIVES WITH MY MOM." "OKAY, "A," I HAVE A PRIVATE ENTRANCE," "AND I CHIP IN FOR CABLE," "AND, "B," THAT'S JUST MEAN." "both:" "HENCHMEN, GET AGENT PUPPY!" "JINX!" "YOU OWE ME A ROOT BEER!" " FREEZE, SNAPTRAP!" "HA!" "both:" "YOU'RE TOO LATE!" "JINX!" "YOU OWE ME ANOTHER ROOT BEER!" " STOP COPYING ME!" "[watch beeps]" "ANYWHO, IT'S 5:00." "TIME TO FLOOD THE MONOTRAIL IN SEWAGE AND LARRY." " I'M TURNING THE VALVE!" " NO, I'M TURNING THE VALVE." "both:" "JINX ROOT BEER!" "JINX ROOT BEER!" "JINX ROOT BEER!" "[device beeps]" " AAH!" " [laughs wickedly]" " [laughs wickedly]" " DUDLEY, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP SNAPTRAP." " I AM SNAPTRAP!" " OKAY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS." "SNAPTRAP, SAY HELLO TO DUDLEY." " HELLO, DUDLEY." " SORRY, PARTNER." "HIYAH!" " KITTY, I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM." "OH, WOW, IT'S REAL!" " [laughing wickedly]" " YOU'VE GOT TO CLOG THAT PIPE" "BEFORE THE SEWAGE REACHES THE MONOTRAIL." " LASER BONE, FIRE!" "[lively spy music]" " AAH!" "BOY, SOME DAYS I JUST HATE BEING ME." "SOMEONE HIT ME ON THE HEAD SO I THINK I'M SOMEONE ELSE." "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, YOU REJECT." "OH, GREAT, I'M MY MOM." "HIT ME AGAIN." "I'D RATHER BE ME." "OOH!" "OW!" "OH!" " GOOD JOB, AGENTS." "THANKS TO YOU, THE PETROPOLIS MONOTRAIL" "ISN'T FULL OF SEWAGE." " IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, DUDLEY." " YEAH, YOU WERE EVEN MORE IRRITATING AS US" "THAN YOU ARE AS YOURSELF." " NEXT STOP, MAPLE STREET." " AAH!" " GUYS, ARE YOU OKAY?" "SPEAK TO ME!" "IT'S DUDLEY!" "all:" "NO, I'M DUDLEY!" " WAIT FOR ME!" "all:" "AAH!" "BUG UP THE NOSE!" " MORNING, CHIEF." "I GOT YOUR PAPER." "I BROUGHT YOUR SLIPPERS TOO." "BUT THEY WERE SO TINY, I SWALLOWED THEM." " HI, GUYS." "I MADE COOKIES." " OH, BOY, COOKIES!" " HOLY MACKEREL!" "THIS COOKIE HAS MACKEREL IN IT." " YEAH, I WAS OUT OF FLOUR, SO I USED SEAFOOD." "DO YOU LIKE 'EM?" " YOU BET." "LOOK, A GIANT BALL OF YARN!" " AAH!" " CHIEF, DID YOU JUST THROW MY COOKIE DOWN THE TRASH CHUTE?" " WHY WOULD I DO THAT?" "I LOVE YOUR COOKIES." "AND THERE ISN'T A MAN, WOMAN," "OR HIGH-TECH MIND-READING DEVICE" "THAT COULD PROVE OTHERWISE." " BEHOLD MY NEW HIGH-TECH MIND-READING DEVICE." "IT ALLOWS WHOEVER W-W-WEARS IT" "TO HEAR THE THOUGHTS OF ANYONE CLOSE BY." " GIVE ME THAT." " OKAY, SHE'S READING MY MIND." "DON'T THINK ABOUT HOW GROSS HER COOKIES ARE." "DON'T THINK ABOUT HOW GROSS HER COOKIES ARE." " [gasps] I KNEW IT." "YOU HATE MY COOKIES!" " WOW, CHIEF." "DO YOU HATE CHRISTMAS TOO?" "LET'S SEE WHAT MR. CRITICAL THINKS OF ME." " OH, MAN." "AGENT PUPPY IS A TOTAL SLOB!" " YOU THINK I'M A SLOB?" " UH, LOOK, DOG FOOD THAT MAKES ITS OWN GRAVY!" " WHOA!" "GRAVY!" " GROW UP!" "CLEARLY YOU PEOPLE LACK THE SELF-ESTEEM TO W-WEAR THIS," "THOUGH THAT'S NOT SURPRISING." "RECENT PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDIES INDICATE THAT" " OH, MAN, PUT A SOCK IN IT, DR. BORING." " WELL, THAT STINGS." "FORTUNATELY I'M TOO M-M-MATURE TO RESORT TO NAME-CALLING." "NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME," "DR. BORING IS GOING TO PERFORM A HEART TRANSPLANT," "'CAUSE MINE'S BROKEN!" " THAT'S IT!" "THIS HELMET IS BAD FOR MORALE." " BOSS, GOING THROUGH THE T.U.F.F. DUMPSTER" "TO SEARCH FOR SECRET TECHNOLOGY IS PURE GENIUS!" " OH, THIS IS THE T.U.F.F. DUMPSTER?" "I THOUGHT WE WERE BEHIND CAPTAIN AHAB'S SEAFOOD SHANTY." "MY BAD." "OOH, A PRETTY BOWL." "THIS'LL LOOK GREAT ON THE CREDENZA" "I GOT FROM THE FURNITURE STORE DUMPSTER." " ACTUALLY, BOSS, I THINK THAT'S SOME SORT" "OF HIGH-TECH MIND-READING HELMET." " NEAT-O." "LET'S SEE WHAT THAT SKUNK LADY IS THINKING." "SHE'D MAD BECAUSE THE BUS IS LATE." "HER FAVORITE CITY IS EUROPE." "AND THE COMBINATION TO HER WALL SAFE IS 32-45-21." " BOSS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?" " YEAH, ME AND THE SKUNK LADY HAVE THE SAME FAVORITE CITY." " THERE'S THAT." "ALSO, WITH THAT MIND-READING HAT, YOU COULD" " GET THE COMBINATIONS TO EVERYONE'S SAFES IN PETROPOLIS!" " OH, WOW, BOSS." "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING." " I KNOW THAT, YOU DOPE." "I WAS READING YOUR MIND!" " I HAVE EXCITING NEWS." "FLEAPLEMAGAZINE JUST NAMED ME" "ONE OF THE TEN MOST ELIGIBLE HOSTAGES IN PETROPOLIS." "IT SAYS HERE I'M WORTH A BILLION DOLLARS IN RANSOM." "WHO WANTS TO CELEBRATE?" " I'D COMMENT, BUT DR. BORING DOESN'T MAKE HOUSE CALLS." "CRY!" "WEEP!" "SOB!" " OH, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO CELEBRATE" "WITH SOMEONE WHO MAKES GROSS COOKIES." " OR A SLOB LIKE ME." "THAT CUT LIKE A KNIFE." " OKAY, I GET IT." "YOU'RE STILL UPSET ABOUT THE WHOLE MIND-READING THING." " SORRY, DR. BORING'S NOT IN RIGHT NOW," "BUT PLEASE L-LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE SOUND OF THE TONE." " UH-OH." "WE'VE GOT NEW INTEL." "SNAPTRAP'S BEEN BREAKING INTO HOME SAFES ALL OVER TOWN." "SOMEHOW HE JUST KNEW THE COMBINATIONS." " I THINK I KNOW HOW." "I WAS TROLLING THROUGH THE T-T.U.F.F. DUMPSTER," "AND REALIZED MY MIND-READING HELMET WAS GONE." " WHY WERE YOU TROLLING THROUGH THE T.U.F.F. DUMPSTER?" " I THOUGHT I WAS BEHIND CAPTAIN AHAB'S S-SEAFOOD SHANTY." "I WAS CRAVING SOME DAY-OLD SCAMPI." " THE MIND-READING HELMET'S GONE?" "DUDLEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?" " YES, I DO, BUT I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN YOU SAY IT." " SNAPTRAP'S READING PEOPLE'S MINDS" "TO GET THE COMBINATIONS TO THEIR SAFES." "WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM." "[Snaptrap laughing wickedly]" "THIS IS LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY." "YOUR FAVORITE CITY IS DIAPER TOWN?" "HOLD THE PHONE!" "AGENTS PUPPY AND KATSWELL ARE ABOUT TO BURST IN AND ARREST US." "LARRY, GIVE ME YOUR MARBLES." " I DON'T HAVE ANY MARBLES." " YES, YOU DO." "I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS, YOUR NITWIT." "AND YOU HAVE A STUPID FAVORITE CITY." " OKAY, HERE." " FREEZE, SNAPTRAP!" "YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" "OW!" "OW!" "OW!" "WHY WOULD ANYONE NEED THIS MANY BEAR TRAPS?" "[laughter]" " AS LONG AS SNAPTRAP WEARS THAT HELMET," "HE'LL READ OUR THOUGHTS AND KNOW WE'RE COMING." "WE JUST HAVE TO CLEAR OUR MINDS." " CLEAR MY MIND." "GOT IT." " HANG ON." "IT'S THE GOOD GUYS AGAIN." "LARRY, GIVE ME YOUR TRAMPOLINE." " I DON'T HAVE A TRAMPOLINE." " ARE WE REALLY GONNA PLAY THAT GAME AGAIN?" " AAH!" " I TOLD YOU TO CLEAR YOUR MIND!" " SORRY, BUT I SAW A TRUCK," "AND THAT RHYMES WITH "CHUCK,"" "AND I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH A GUY NAMED CHUCK," "WHO ONCE GOT A BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS," "EVEN THOUGH HE WANTED TAP SHOES." "HE WAS DIFFERENT, BUT I LIKED HIM." " IS THIS GOING ANYWHERE?" " YEAH, CHRISTMAS MADE ME THINK OF SANTA," "AND SANTA GOES DOWN THE CHIMNEY, LIKE WE WERE." "OKAY, NOW I'M THINKING OF THE HOSPITAL," "WHICH MAKES ME THINK OF CHUCK AGAIN." "HE'S A NURSE NOW." " GREAT WORK, GUYS." "THAT HELMET MADE US RICH." "LET'S CHECK OUT OUR ILL-GOTTEN BOOTY." "WEDDING PHOTOS, BABY SHOES," "A RECIPE FOR SHRIMP LOUIE?" "THESE AREN'T VALUABLES." "WE'VE BEEN ROBBING WEIRDOS." " DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE NOT RICH?" " ARE YOU KIDDING?" "BETWEEN GAS MONEY AND THIS PIZZA," "WE'RE DOWN $26.50." "LOOK AT ALL THIS USELESS JUNK." "OOH, FLEAPLE MAGAZINE." "I LOVE THEIR TINY CROSSWORD PUZZLE." "WHAT'S THIS?" "THE TEN MOST ELIGIBLE HOSTAGES?" "MAYBE WE CAN MAKE SOME CASH BY KIDNAPPING THE CHIEF." "LARRY, WE'RE GONNA NEED THE WORLD'S SMALLEST BURLAP SACK." "AND DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE ONE," "BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DO!" " IT'LL BE GOOD TO BE HOME." "EVERYONE AT T.U.F.F. HATES ME, EXCEPT AGENT NUTS." "HE THINKS I'M A DUCK." "[beeping]" " BOSS, IT SAYS IN FLEAPLE MAGAZINE" "THIS PLACE IS TOTALLY SECURE." "HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THE SECURITY CODE?" " DUH." "LET'S SEE." "HE'S HAVING SPAGHETTI FOR DINNER." "HIS FAVORITE CITY IS MEXICO." "AND THE CODE IS 15674." "[beeping]" " HEY, LET ME OUT OF HERE!" "I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO EAT MY SPAGHETTI!" " GUYS, THE CHIEF LEFT, SO WE CAN GO HOME." " NOT ME." "SNAPTRAP'S STILL OUT THERE, AND I WON'T REST ONE MINUTE" "TILL THAT FIEND IS BEHIND BARS." "NO, WAIT, IT'S TUESDAY." "I'VE GOT HOCKEY TICKETS." "SEE YA!" " GREETINGS, T.U.F.F. AGENTS." "IT IS I, VERMINIOUS SNAPTRAP," "COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE D.O.O.M. BLIMP" "WITH PETROPOLIS' MOST ELIGIBLE HOSTAGE." "IF YOU DON'T FORK OVER THE RANSOM MONEY," "I'M GONNA THROW HIM OVERBOARD." "YOU HAVE ONE MILLION HOURS TO GET ME A DOLLAR." "NO, WAIT." "REVERSE THAT." "SNAPTRAP OUT!" " I GUESS WE BETTER GO RESCUE THE CHIEF." " I DON'T KNOW, KITTY." "HE THINKS KESWICK'S BORING," "I'M A SLOB, AND HE HATES YOUR COOKIES." "WHY WOULD WE RESCUE HIM?" " YOU'RE RIGHT." "I THINK I'LL JUST SIT HERE" "AND EAT ONE OF MY DELICIOUS COOKIES." "OH, MY GOSH." "THESE ARE UNBELIEVABLY GROSS." "THE CHIEF WAS RIGHT!" " WELL, HE CERTAINLY WASN'T RIGHT ABOUT ME BEING BORING." "IF YOU WERE TO C-C-CHART MY CHARISMA," "WITH "X" BEING CHARMING AND "Y" BEING-- [snores]" "HOLY COW!" "I PUT MYSELF TO SLEEP." "HOW OFTEN DO I DO THAT?" "[both snoring]" " OH!" " AAH!" " OKAY, THE CHIEF WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU TWO," "BUT THERE'S NO WAY I'M A SLOB." "OH, I AM A SLOB!" " I GUESS NONE OF US IS PERFECT." "AND THE CHIEF'S ENTITLED TO HIS TINY, PRIVATE THOUGHTS." "THE POINT IS, HE'S OUR FRIEND," "AND WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM." " CAN WE DO IT AFTER THE HOCKEY GAME?" " SURE." "[crowd cheering]" " OKAY, NOW WE CAN GO." " REMEMBER, DUDLEY, SNAPTRAP'S STILL WEARING THE HELMET," "SO DON'T THINK ABOUT OUR PLAN TO RESCUE THE CHIEF." " DON'T WORRY." "MY MIND'S A TOTAL BLANK." " ATTENTION, SNAPTRAP." "WE ARE COMING TO D-D-DELIVER THE RANSOM." " NO, YOU'RE NOT." "YOU'RE COMING TO RESCUE THE CHIEF," "SO I'M GONNA THROW HIM OVERBOARD." " DUDLEY!" " SORRY." "I MADE MY MIND A BLANK." "BUT "BLANK" RHYMES WITH "HANK,"" "AND I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH A GUY NAMED HANK" "WHO WAS A CHIMP," "AND "CHIMP" RHYMES WITH "BLIMP," WHICH MADE ME THINK" " I GET IT!" "[lively spy music]" " GUYS, DR. BORING R-R-RECOMMENDS A RESCUE, STAT!" " GOTCHA!" " THANKS, AGENT PUPPY!" "I DIDN'T THINK YOU GUYS WERE COMING." " WELL, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE SOONER," "BUT THE HOCKEY GAME WENT INTO OVERTIME." " AAH!" "UGH!" "AAH!" "SO LONG, SUCKERS!" "[laughing wickedly]" " OH, NO." "SNAPTRAP GOT AWAY!" " DON'T WORRY, KITTY." "I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE HE IS." "SNAPTRAP, IT'S OVER." " DARN IT." "I TRIED TO CLEAR MY MIND," "BUT "MIND" RHYMES WITH "BLIND,"" "WHICH REMINDS ME OF A MOLE I KNOW WHO HAS A RASH," "AND "RASH" RHYMES WITH "TRASH."" "I GUESS I'M GOING TO JAIL NOW, HUH?" " YOU READ MY MIND." " GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE." "I DESTROYED THE MIND-READING HELMET," "SINCE IT WAS A C-CONSTANT SOURCE OF SHAME AND EMBARRASSMENT." "SO I MADE THESE GOGGLES" "THAT ALLOW YOU TO SEE PEOPLE'S UNDERPANTS." " GIVE ME THOSE." " OOH, A FANCY PAIR OF GOGGLES." "WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?"