"Time to eat!" "I live for this stuff!" "one more." "Kagura-chan..." "We've been having egg over rice for how many days now?" "No idea." "I don't dwell on the past." "No lingering on relationships that are over." "That's my motto." "Forget the past." "Look at the garbage disposal." "It's filled with the remains of the men you've dumped." "We've been having egg over rice forever..." "It's been egg over rice ever since it's been your turn to cook." "Three straight days of egg over rice..." "I'm starting to feel like an egg poured over rice." "I was like... rice!" "so who cares?" "I can never get enough of this." "That's you." "That's because you reset your brain every single day." "Because you lose your saved game every day." "Because you start over from Aliahan every day..." "[Note:" "First town in the game Dragon Quest 3 (DQ3).]" "men have a hard time getting over these things." "they remember their mothers." "[Note:" "Another town in the game DQ3.]" "Mom." "["Puff-puff"]" "I haven't done anything to save the world." "This whole Aliahan narration spiel starts flashing by." "Enough of this." "Let's go defeat Baramos." "[Note:" "Boss character in DQ3.]" "It's time for the hero to leave the nest." "Time to hatch from its egg." "stupid idiot." "Keeps nagging and nagging like a mother-in-law. but having it every day is too much." "It's better when you only have it once in a while." "You need to have a balanced diet." "That's right." "You could also try scrambled eggs or rolled omelets." "Sis!" "I don't need anything besides my egg over rice." "I can survive if I've got my egg over rice with me. your husband will have a hard time." "I'm never getting married." "I'm leeching off Odd Jobs forever." "so you're going to marry Gin-san?" "Who would marry that good-for-nothing..." "Then I'll marry the Colonel." "That old man has every chicken under his control." "All the eggs and fried chicken I can eat." "I'm pretty sure that the Colonel would be against egg over rice every day." "You'll have a rough time if you marry the Colonel." "he'll gorge himself on fried foods." "The Colonel doesn't live on fried chicken." "That's his job!" "You need to learn to make stuff like pork cutlets and croquettes for a balanced diet." "Aren't those all fried?" "!" "Are you trying to kill the Colonel?" "!" "what do you think?" "This is a good opportunity." "Would you be willing to join me in taking cooking classes?" "["Cooking is About Guts"]" "[Kitaoji Cooking Class]" "I was considering expanding my cooking repertoire." "You don't get a chance to learn if your mother dies when you're still young." "Can I marry the Colonel if I learn how to cook here?" "the Colonel will be mad about you." "He'll give you a fried ring at a fried lounge bar while being fried." "What do you take the Colonel for?" "why are you here?" "nothing will change." "There will only be more completely burned objects." "Shin-chan?" "not a word." "Otae-chan." "Kyubei-san." "but what is this?" "Am I supposed to learn how to cook?" "Men do not step in the kitchen." "This is one request I cannot follow... so you should learn how to cook." "I will never become a bride." "I would rather take Otae-chan or Ronald as my bride." "Now it's Ronald?" "!" "You girls must really love junk food!" "and I can have all the french fries I want every day." "You people will eat anything if it's been deep-fried!" "Why don't you just eat grease?" "! you have to learn how to cook." "he'll stick anything and everything between two buns." "He'll end up sticking mother-in-law and sister-in-law between two buns and terrible things will happen." "What the hell is that?" "!" "A double In-law Burger?" "!" "What are you whispering about?" "you intend to learn cooking so you can win Gin-san's heart?" "!" "Sa-chan-san!" "I won't allow you to beat me to the punch!" "I will be the one who stirs Gin-san's natto!" "You're still after Gin-san?" "You should really snap out of it." "You could never be happy with that lazy bum." "Don't act like you know what you're talking about." "I'm only after the position of Gin-san's bride!" "[Note:" "Mito Komon is the star of a long-running Japanese historical drama TV show.]" "I would rather be Mito Komon's wife! but it has nothing to do with Mito Komon." "You won't have all the natto you can eat." "I can watch all the Komon's anus I want!" "[Note:" "A different character for "komon" means anus.]" "grade school?" "!" "You don't need to learn cooking to become the great Mito Komon's wife." "you just have to take baths and use a little sex appeal and he'll be yours." "[Note:" "The show had kunoichi bath scenes to attract male viewers.]" "Hey!" "Don't make it sound like Mito Komon made a move on Kaoru Yumi!" "okay!" "Keep it down!" "Did you all come here to chat?" "Or did you come to learn how to cook?" "!" "neither is the correct answer!" "You have come to learn how to express your affection!" "Understand?" "Cooking is not merely a daily chore!" "You give flowers to the ones you love!" "You hug the ones you love!" "Cooking is but another expression of affection!" "She's lecturing us right off the bat." "Is that our teacher?" "a cooking expert." "but also known for being very strict." "I think I've seen her on TV before." "[Note:" "Spoof of the show Iron Chef.]" "I think she was on the Samurai Chef." "Everyone together now!" "Cooking is about love!" "Cooking is about love!" "Cooking is about love!" "that wasn't it." "Cooking is about love!" "It was a press conference to announce her divorce." "Cooking is about..." "It was a nasty mess with the husband cheating for over ten years." "Oh?" "So she's going on about love when she has no one to love." "He ran away." "Sa-chan-san!" "She can hear you!" "You're being rude." "We can't be sure that she doesn't have a man." "Or she may still have feelings for that pathetic man." "Kyubei-san!" "Well..." "I'll have you show me how skilled you are. but I don't want to waste my time on little girls who have never held a knife before." "I shall be testing you now." "Cook any food to your liking and the team with the worst result will immediately be kicked out!" "She is so staring right at us!" "everyone!" "Pour all of your knowledge and love into your cooking!" "I will witness everything you do right and everything you do wrong." "I won't miss a thing!" "Now begin!" "How's this?" "Hmm..." "Sh-She hasn't budged an inch." "We've been marked." "She's got her eyes on us!" "The teacher fully intends to get rid of us! so I didn't expect this to happen first." "There's no other way." "We'll have to work together. but they can't beat us when it comes to love." "Fine by me!" "I'll show them my love for the Colonel!" "for Ronald." "For Mito's anus." "but... and your love is for ridiculous reasons..." "That's true." "We can't win if we're divided." "Beggars can't be choosers." "We'll compromise and go with Inaba from the rock duo B'z." "Why?" "!" "How do you wind up getting Inaba-san out of Mito's anus?" "!" "You clearly chose him for your own reasons!" "Like an office lady's taste in men from a decade ago!" "Don't give me that crap!" "I said I wanted Mito's anus!" "Fine." "I'll do whatever Otae-chan wants." "We'll go with Inaba-san's asshole." "Why asshole?" "!" "You're mixing in the anus talk!" "Hey!" "What happened to the Colonel?" "!" "Let's merge Inaba and the Colonel!" "Hey!" "That doesn't matter at this point!" "Let's start cooking!" "It certainly matters!" "Cooking is about love!" "The key isn't what you make." "The key is who you're making it for." "Didn't you hear me? but Inaba-san and Komon-san aren't here!" "They won't be eating our cooking!" "I prefer Matsumoto over Inaba!" "So manly!" "the comedian!" "What are we even trying to choose here?" "!" "Why not go with Ken Shimura to begin with?" "!" "it's Inaba-san." "Ken Shimura will do." "something's wrong with that." "It's wrong to separate those two." "B'z only works when the two of them are combined!" "Combining the two of them won't give you B'z!" "Understood." "Then I'll do this." "it's B'z." "it's WANDS." "[Note:" "Japanese band from the 90's that was from the same record company as B'z.]" "Where did WANDS come from?" "!" "[Note:" "Dragon Ball GT ending song by WANDS.]" "Do you people want me to take a rusty machine gun and shoot you down?" "!" "This will never end at this rate." "We should forget about B'z for now." "Something similar to B'z... then we can go with the Drifterz." "music/comic group from the 70's.]" "How are they similar?" "!" "You just stuck a 'z' in there so it would look similar!" "Then we'll go with KEN from Drifterz." "CHA would also make a fine choice." "a member from the Drifters.]" "There are no such flashy members in the Drifters!" "It's just Ken Shimura!" "Hey!" "we end up with Ken Shimura?" "!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Everyone else has started cooking!" "There are ingredients over there so make whatever you want." "make something that would make KEN very happy." "I said KEN isn't here!" "KEN won't be eating!" "little twerp!" "Can we just salt up this watermelon?" "He likes quick snacks." "That wouldn't be considered cooking!" "everyone..." "But..." "Can we drop KEN for CHA?" "You're still on that subject?" "!" "Didn't we agree to drop that ridiculous topic?" "!" "but nobody knows what his favorite foods are." "would be simple." "as in fried rice." "That's just a pun!" "it's perfect for CHA!" "Kyu-chan!" "she's just trying to be clever!" "It has nothing to do with CHA!" "But I'd feel bad if we ditched KEN now." "Enough of that!" "Then we can just go with KATO-chan KEN-cha-han." "Hello?" "!" "Yep!" "You need both of them for KATOKEN to work!" "Nobody cares!" "Nobody at all!" "Cut it out already!" "What did we come here for anyway?" "!" "the basics." "The question is how do we spice it up?" "We can add shrimp or scallops for a seafood flair... we'll have kimchi fried rice." "What do we do?" "What do KATO-chan and KEN-chan like?" "No clue." "Don't give me that!" "You're the ones who decided that they like cha-han rice!" "We haven't made any progress at all!" "Let's go with seafood." "Toss in wakame and kombu!" "Hey!" "Hold it!" "KEN has a receding hairline." "He needs plenty of seaweed for minerals!" "but that looks horrible!" "It looks like a wig!" "You're so annoying." "I'm wishing for KEN's head to end up like this!" "Then we should also throw in nori?" "Not needed!" "We have enough black!" "Then we'll top it off with something Rxxe21-like." "Rxxe21-like?" "!" "That's clearly Rxxe21 in your hand!" "It's not edible!" "It isn't seafood!" "All creatures were born from the mother sea." "Rxxe21 wouldn't count!" "Is this fried rice solely for the purpose of growing hair?" "!" "It'd be faster to stick kombu on KEN's head!" "That's right!" "I've been standing here quietly while you all go on about KEN!" "Just to be clear!" "This fried rice is KATO-chan KEN-cha-han rice!" "KATO-chan is also here!" "KATO-chan and KEN-chan have to be together for B'z to work!" "They aren't B'z!" "What the hell do you think B'z is?" "!" "Then Sarutobi-san..." "Let me ask you." "What can we do for KATO-chan?" "What are you talking about?" "He has plenty of hair." "Lots of money." "Popular with the girls." "Isn't he already happy?" "besides that he's balding." "despite his balding..." "Has this really cool blog..." "What's wrong with that?" "!" "You can't have a cool blog if you're balding?" "!" "What's the problem?" "! he's totally cool on the inside." "He isn't anything like a weird old man." "He isn't harumph at all..." "He's so harumph!" "What's wrong with that?" "!" "That's the point!" "That makes him cool!" "So he wasn't "fine and dandy" at all..." "I'm sorry." "I had no idea." "I have no idea why you're apologizing!" "But..." "Is it okay if I say something?" "at his age..." "Gets completely naked when he takes a crap..." "Isn't that taboo?" "I'm sorry..." "I had no idea..." "How could you possibly know that anyway?" "!" "KATO-chan and KEN-chan are hurting and tired..." "How?" "!" "If only we could make some cha-han rice to cheer them up..." "But we're so useless..." "A little girl who's rarely used a knife in the kitchen could never cook anything full of love to cheer someone up..." "We had no chance from the beginning..." "What's with the gloomy mood?" "How did we go from KATO-chan pooping naked to this?" "Why is Kyubei-san joining in?" "It isn't impossible!" "Mentaiko?" "we're done!" "Please try it." "[KATO SHIMURA "Go get 'em"]" "Disgusting." "But... I couldn't accept this." "Now get going." "I have nothing to teach you." "Cooking is about love." "Never forget those words." "Okay!" "We did it!" "We've been titled masters." "huh?" "Now Gin-chan can't complain!" "who is this?" "That's what I want to know." "Who is KATO-chan KEN-chan?" "No idea... it's a good thing you got rid of those nuisances." "so we don't forget." "Good idea." "Cooking is about..." "Love!" "Hopeless." "huh?" "Sure was fast." "I hate how the year goes by faster as we get older." "by the time I'm an old geezer the years will pass at the speed of a Formula 1 car." "I've still got a long ways to go." "I'd say." "My Ben Johnson is already up to here." "Don't get too cocky because you're all still young." "Your Ben Johnson will fall behind soon enough." "For real?" "Ben Johnson's gonna fall out?" "I prefer Carl Lewis over Ben Johnson." "He's cooler. right?" "Hell no!" "It's still January!" "And haven't we had the exact same conversation three years in a row?" "!" "That's 'cause this whole segment was recycled." "Yeah." "too." "Your lines are exactly the same as the ones from last year!" "you know..." "They've been working hard on this anime." "But you know..." "It's the end of the year and they're also working on the movie." "The staff's gotten used to slacking at a TV schedule the last four years." "It doesn't take long for them to run out of steam." "They're the type you expect to start clutching their stomachs before they've even left the starting area of a marathon." "Nobody wants to hear about whining behind the scenes." "right?" "That's how all the other anime do it." "the movie will be complete and the TV series will end." "We can all rest easy." "but we'll all be unemployed." "we won't be able to laugh at Hasegawa-san anymore." "wait..." "Did you just say that the TV series will end?" "The show's ending in April?" "Pachi-boy?" "Didn't we say that we were entering the final arc back in episode 125?" "I only tell the truth." "Grown adults would never lie about ending a show..." "Hold on!" "Who would remember something you said a year ago?" "!" "Entering the final stage of the final arc." "I'm sure that some of you were wondering about the number by the title this week." "I shall explain now!" "A countdown really began back when we said it would." "Huh?" "Really?" "so we counted 19 twice to hide that fact." "You just told everybody!" "Why is this final little gimmick still half-assed?" "!" "we're telling the truth about this show ending." "The boy who cried wolf was telling the truth in the end." "Though that was when he died." "And we only have a few numbers left in this new year." "But I don't really like having a movie right after the TV show ends." "Like how those recent TV dramas do it?" ""To be continued in the movie." "The TV show ends up feeling like a promotion for the movie." "That's insulting the viewers who've been watching every week!" "I would never go see one of those movies!" "You'd better not be fooled by these sneaky ticket sets!" "Wait!" "Why is that the only footage that's new?" "!" "And it has nothing to do with the movie!" "movie previews these days are just a bunch of tempting scenes. so you'd better not be fooled." "something like this! ["Witness the end of GinTama the anime..."]" "why not live a pretty life to the very end?" "["...on the big screen!"]" "GinTama the Movie." "Benizakura Arc: the New Interpretation" "April 24th." "It ends for real."]" "That's way too tempting!" "12)}[Preview]" "Why did he have to come now?" "We're about to battle it out with the Anti-Foreigner Faction..." "Why?" "Tarzan...?" "!" "I immediately think about Sazae-san!"]" "[The staff went ahead and ate the tasty cha-han rice from the gag in this episode.]" "[The scent of the wakame in the cha-han was intense.]" "[See you next time.]"