"♪ A KHomeny007" " TUT Presentation ♪" "'In 3 more months John is marrying Regina in this church'" "'If anybody has any objections contact me or the congregation...' '...in written format'" "'This is their 1st notice'" "'Next week John and Regina will be married in this august church'" "'This is their 3rd notice'" "ARYA" "A" "NAYANTARA" "NAZRIYA NAZIM" "SANTHANAM" "SATHYAN" "SATHYARAJ" "Hi!" "I am Sebastian" "Coming from France" "Oh hi!" "So sweet of you" "I am sorry I didn't get your name?" "My name is Caroline" " That's nice" " Sarathy...!" "What..." "Sarathy?" "Hey baby!" "Dai, like a buffalo dashing across the highway, why did you ruin my chance of dating her?" "!" "John is missing, da!" "I've been looking for you for past 1 hour" "Then you should lookforJohn" "Why me, black clay-pan?" "!" " 0resa...!" " Is that a Nigerian swear word?" "!" "Sarathy, can't find John!" "Did you check in the bathroom?" "He isn't there with his wrists slit" "Did you check the 1st floor window?" "He didn't escape with a sari tied to the grill" "Let's go to the wine shop" "Don't compel me too much I'll stick to just 1 beer!" "I'll bruise your face black and blue!" "I'm worried the wedding might stop And you think I'm buying you a beer?" "!" "Let's look for him in the wine shop" "What, da?" "Where were you, da?" "Went for a puff...why?" "I didn't check outside, dude!" "Grrrr...!" "'KING QUEEN'" "John and Regina are getting married now in this church" "If anyone has any objection or reluctance to this marriage address it now" "If not, you'll never be able to" "I thank the church" "In front of this gathering, John, do you agree to wed Regina?" "I, John agree to take Regina as my lawful wedded wife" "Thank you" "Regina, do you consent to marrying John?" "I, Regina take Surya" "Daddy...!" "My apologies to this august assembly" "I, Regina give my consent to marry John" "This august assembly accepts your apology, thank you" "John" ""Honey...hug me...alright hug me...hug me however tight"" ""Hey baby, will you exit from my heart please?"" ""May someday to exist in my life will you cease?"" ""Like Tom and Jerry, love's epitome Life is a rollercoaster ride syndrome"" ""I stamped on a live wire of magnetism!"" ""Marriages are made in Heaven Whose pearls of wisdom?" "!"" "Machi!" "Just married and you are back to work?" "How was it last night?" "!" "Um...uh...aah...!" "Is your tooth troubling you?" "Shut up and work" "Last night was my friend's wedding night We discussed 'it' threadbare in 5th grade" "Wonder what positions he'd have tried!" "Knowing him, he'd have tried them all!" "Nothing happened!" "Why, dude?" "Was it just level 1 and 2?" "!" "Didn't I just say 'nothing happened'?" "!" "Dai, don't pull a fast one on me!" "When we, as kids, saw 'Jagan mohini' the horror film, I was so scared" "And you were drooling over Hemamalini's lusty waistline!" "Was last night Aah...aahn...haan...?" "Will you just stick to your work?" "Don't waste my time" "I'm not answerable to random stray dogs I meet on the way!" "Dude, boss is on the way" "Why is our boss appearing, when we haven't rubbed Alauddin's lamp?" "Yesterday marriage Today why come?" "Sir, profession is my 1st wife" "Soooperl?" "You get Rs 5000 increment, okay?" "I'll take it, thanks, sir" "You spent 50 lakhs on your wedding and you're not making it work" "But you're working your butt off for 5000 bucks in this office" "John, yesterday night what happened?" "You'll not answer random stray dogs" "Now kindly answer this spineless porcupine!" "Sir, to random stray dog" " Bumper hit, sir" " Funny guys!" "Are you drunk?" "Heavily What will you do?" "I won't do anything I'll just go to bed!" "(Quiet sobs)" "(song from a Tamil film)" "(Louder sobs)" "Sob-sob all the time" "Are you some bloody big shot?" "Increasing the volume as you please" "If I stamp you, you'll end up with splintered cartilages!" "Shut up and sleep" "'Nail she hammered into the coffin In the few minutes she got in-between'" "I feel real sleepy" "Machi (friend) you called me last night and blabbered something" "Couldn't make head or tail of it" " Just leave it, machi" " It's okay, tell me" "You are in your house" "Yes, I am" "In the middle of the night, if someone drunk, knocks at your door" "And sleeps next to you, how will you feel?" "Will something like this happen to anyone ever?" "Of course, it does To me!" "Marriage is give and take" "Life is all about making adjustments" "I didn't want such a marriage" "Looks like you might end up with a divorce!" "No, machi" "I agreed to this marriage for my dad's sake" "So divorce is out of question I won't hurt him" "But I don't like this life" "He and his misshapen face!" "But if you wish you can help me" " Machi" " Hey, hi" "I was just speaking to our boss about your transfer" "Yeah, I'm waiting for it" "I don't like this place one bit" "Regina, you should" "Don't try to convince me" "U.S., Australia" "Even Somalia!" "I'm okay with it" "I just want to leave this place" "That's it" ""Hey baby, will you exit from my heart please?"" ""May someday to exist in my life will you cease?"" ""Like Tom and Jerry, love's epitome Life is a rollercoaster ride syndrome"" ""I stamped on a live wire of magnetism!"" ""'Marriages are made in Heaven Whose pearls of wisdom?" "!"" "Take a hike!" "Hey, watchman!" "As if I will make your life easy?" "!" ""Hey baby, will you exit from my heart please?"" ""May someday to exist in my life will you cease?"" ""Like Tom and Jerry, love's epitome Life is a rollercoaster ride syndrome"" ""I stamped on a live wire of magnetism!"" ""Marriages are made in Heaven Whose pearls of wisdom?" "!"" "Mr John!" "(Loud protests)" "Please be quiet" "What does your husband think of himself?" "My pet dog Puppyma, will pee only in the play ground, next street" "But your husband has puked outside my door to his mouth's content!" "Daily at least 10 people complain about him ls your husband mentally challenged like baby Anjali in the film 'An]ali'?" "He's an expert at creating problems in every flat!" "I'll go to the police" "My wife complained of no water supply" "Your husband offers to set it right?" "Isn't that wrong?" "!" "You bet it is!" "Middle of the night, he knocks at my door and asks me for a glass of milk!" "It is not the done thing, okay?" "He wakes me up at midnight, taps my head and says..." "'Isn't your ground vacant Can we play cricket?" "!" "'" "He'll be beaten black and blue" "He's not 'honeymooned' as yet And wants to know if I'm free!" "Stupid fellow!" "He asked me 'if you are working night shifts here...' ...'who is substituting for you at home?" "!" "'" "We've poured our heart out to her" "Let's go" "(Dog barking)" "Dude, promise me you'll never get married" "Take your hands off me" "How come all married men repeat this same dialog?" "!" "How will I fulfill all my childhood dreams?" "!" "Boss is right" "This newly-wed and that old dog are like a broken record!" "I can't take this" "Don't you believe me?" "How many are drinking here because of their wife's torture?" "Raise your hands" "(Unanimous consent)" "It's true, dude" ""Hey 'blue blood' baby Why crave so yearningly?"" ""Hey loony with a locked attitude Why sleep single in solitude?"" ""Slumped to a stupor, she made me numb Dumped, she made me drink in a pub"" ""She made me sleep on the club floor Salt she rubbed on my wounds sore"" ""My buddy Gaia told me, dude, marriage is yucky!"" ""I see through her disguise up close Trusting her, I fell flat on my nose"" ""She's queen of duplicity, red herring Seems I'm destined to be celibacy-king"" ""Girls are supported by the entire city We guys can report to which authority?"" ""She has entrusted 1 year warranty But refuses a lifetime guarantee!"" "Dude, police" "Stop it" "Why the hell are you dancing at this hour?" "We can't stand female trouble at home" "That's why we are here, sir" "That's exactly why I'm on night duty too!" " Dude...?" " Enjoy!" ""Home sweet home no longer commended 'Home away from home' wine shop instead"" ""I have no peace of mind at home That's why wine shop and streets I roam"" "(Humming)" "Excuse me I'm talking to you!" "Did I come to the wrong house?" "#D3" "Venkatadhri Midnight only!" "Everyday you come home sozzled...aren't you ashamed?" "It's midnight and you are in another man's house" "Aren't you ashamed?" "!" "You are torturing her too much" "Has she spoken a word to you since you got married?" "What's in your mind?" "!" "Huh...?" "There's nothing big in my mind" "Let me show you" "Want to snack on 'karasev'?" "I don't like 'karasev'" "Oh my God!" "Even this average face doesn't like you, 'karasev'!" "Who'll like you then?" "Just disappear and die!" "'Aiyaiyo!" "She doesn't like me'" "It's dead and gone!" "It's called 'karasev' but no one can save it!" "Don't talk like a lunatic!" "Won't your husband be looking for you?" "I'm not yet married!" "1 minute, I'll help" "Go straight to the 3rd floor" "Knock all the doors" "The door that does not open That is your house!" "Hey, I'm a good boy I'm already home" "That's very impressive, dude!" "You are not married, right?" "There's a girl here Do you want to marry her?" "Dude, this chic has et al sized right and in the right place" "No problem I'll take care 1 minute Disturbance, huh?" "I warned you" "We'll talk about this tomorrow, leave now" "Your friend just said it" "Get lost!" "Go...go...!" "Stop glaring" "Close and go, dumbo I meant the door!" "(song from a Tamil film)" "(Cricket commentary)" "There's somebody sick here" "Address" " Sir, get in" " You go" "I'll ask some family member to come over to the hospital" "Sir, it's an emergency case" "Please come" "Who accompanied the patient?" "He did, doctor" "What's her name?" "It starts with R" "But I don't know!" "How old is she?" "She must be" "She's this tall...!" "I don't know, doctor" "How are you related to her?" "Husband!" "There's no point talking beyond this" "He's drunk" "She's okay now" "You can shift her to the room" " Doctor" " Yeah, tell me" "Her name is Regina Age 26" "How long have you been married?" "Around 10 days" "Even if you don't like her, it's okay" "But she is your wife" "At least be aware of her medical details" "In an emergency...!" "I hope you understand" "I've prescribed some heavy dosage" "Give her something to eat before she takes the tablets" "Take care, I will see you tomorrow" "How can he treat his wife so indifferently!" "1st take this, followed by this, then that" "Doctor's orders, not mine!" "I can't do this" "I can take only small sips" "Go home I'll eat and sleep" "You eat Then I'll leave" "Doctor's orders" "if you are not angry" "May I know if this has happened before and when?" "Why?" "Doctor wanted me to find out" "Happened twice before" "But why?" "Surya..." "Hey!" "Mr Fender-bender!" "Can I ride slowly?" "I'm terrified" "You are just rolling it As if you're riding fast!" "Drunken driving all around us, bro" "We are stuck here and the entire city is calling the New Year in" "Look at our plight...we are on the way to our office!" "Our plight...?" "'Yours' bro!" "If I'm selected in the airlines cabin crew interview I'll zip zap zoom in mid air!" "Pipe down, da" "Look at this hooliganism!" "The girls are even worse!" "Not girls...these are crass, crude chicks!" "Do you know how a girl should be?" "How?" "Should be..." "like her!" "Happy New Year" "What's this beer doing in your hand while driving?" "Should NOT be like her!" "Whaaaat?" "(Phone vibrating)" "Machi!" "Dad is calling me Shall I take the call?" "Please don't pick up the call" "If we get caught, your phone will be confiscated for a week!" "What?" "I'm in that she-devil's class" "Tell me quickly Was the flight delayed?" " Darling?" " I'll call you back, bye" "I was the one" "Regina...out!" "I've told him never to call me during class" "All because of him!" "'The number you have dialed is temporarily not in use'" "'For further assistance'" "Huh...!" "Machi!" "Do you have the Airvoice number?" "What are you doing?" "Can't see!" "934-1 O" "Meow!" "Nivitha...out now!" " What's your problem now?" " I want the Airvoice number 934109341 O" "You could have told me this from inside the class, silly!" "Not bad, I like this fresh air too!" "'To learn more about the offer, press 1'" "Press 2" "Press 3" "Press 7" "Press 9" "How long will you take to pick up the phone!" "Good morning, you are talking to Airvoice Surya" "How can I help you?" "Ah...by not being a pain in the wrong place!" "Whaaat?" "!" "Why did you take so long to answer my call, da?" "!" "Ma'am, I can continue to help only if I know your name and phone number" "I get the caller id even in my small phone" "You sit in front of a big system, don't you get it?" "No, I don't!" "Where?" "I'm new to this job" "Please give me your number" "Tell me slowly from the beginning 90" "15- 36" "It's 36, you jackass!" "Wonder who hired you?" "!" "Will you tell me from the beginning?" "Without losing your cool" "Are you Ms Rajini?" "Regina" "Please hold for 2 minutes" "Will check and get back" "He has put me on hold!" "Don't know what the problem is!" "Not paid the bill" "Thanks for waiting!" "You've not paid the phone bill" "That's why your outgoing calls have been cut" "Pay the bill, your outgoing will be released, okay?" "I paid the bill yesterday" "IS that So?" "Paid in which area?" "Adyar" "It's still not updated in our system" "Can you give me your bill number?" "Will I be loitering around with the bill in my hand, you moron?" "!" "Correct, madam You are right!" "You go to Adyar sim city, find out what happened" "They should be able to help you, okay?" "You stupid son-of" "Don't, ma'am" "Don't bring my dad into our figh" "Madam...stop" "Give me 2 hours" "If I'm still unable to resolve the problem I'll pay and renew your connection!" "Okay, hang HP" "May I know, how many stars will you rate for this service?" "I'm in a murderous mood to hang you...just hang up" "Thanks for calling!" "Customer care can be very irritating!" "Are you happy with the service?" " Bro...?" " Don't scratch my back" "What happened?" "Why are you crying?" "Some random girl on the phone tore me to shreds" "Hey, men should never cry" "What you do now is" "I'm checking, just wait" "Nagging me nonstop!" "Get lost" "Do you have her number?" "Yes, I do" "You have your phone with you?" "Yes, bro" "Call back and give her a piece of your mind!" "Bro...?" "!" "'Why is she here again?" "'" "(Phone vibrates loudly)" "I'm done for!" "Regina...out!" "Hello, what do you think of yourself?" "Did you think I'm meek and mousy?" "Do you know I'm a rowdy?" "Hello...who are you?" "What do you want?" "You just called me and tore me apart" "Airvoice Surya!" "I didn't scold you Only your company!" "So...will you malign my father's character?" "You better apologize, or else things will take an ugly turn" "I won't apologize" "If you are a man, not meek and mousy, meet me in person!" "Okay sis, you are pardoned!" "You delete my number and I will delete yours!" "Let's move on...you don't call me and I won't either!" "Bye, thank you" "Dai...!" "What, sis?" "If you are a man with guts come in person" "What's your problem?" "Won't you let a guy be in peace?" "I've not had breakfast since this morning" "Saturday vow" "I have loads of work to finish" "I can't come running if you click your fingers" "I'm not a scaredy-cat" "Sis, please leave me" "Dai, if you are a man, come over!" "Huh...?" "If you are a man, come over" "Don't disturb me" "This company is totally dependent only on me!" "Bro...?" "He keeps scratching me in the same spot!" "What, da?" "That girl keeps hounding me How do I tackle her?" "Best option...!" "Switch off your phone" "Bro" "He has switched off his phone" "He'll get it from me" "Hey, girls!" "Take out your phones" "Call Airvoice customer care" "If anyone by the name of Surya picks up the phone, block him" "Good morning, you are speaking to Airvoice Deepak" "What can I do for you?" "You are speaking to Airvoice Priyanka" "How may I help you?" "Prakash...?" "Good morning, you are speaking to Airvoice Kavya" "Tell me, how may I help you?" "Hey, did he pick up?" "No, not him" "He'll get caught for sure" "Good afternoon, you are speaking to Airvoice Kannan" "Good evening, you are speaking to Airvoice Surya" "How may I help you?" "I want only you, sir!" "I'm Annakili here" "Chrompet mason's wife" "My husband got me a phone in the festival discount sale offer" "He charged my phone for Rs 50" "I don't know why but you deducted that money" "My husband got suspicious" "And struck me right on my neck" "I was dumbstruck!" "Then he called you to inquire and what did you tell him?" "'Your wife is having an affair' is what you told him!" "Dai, true to my conscience, I'll ask you just 1 question" "Go ahead, madam" "Who am I having an affair with?" "1 minute, madam I'll check and get back" "Aiyaiyo!" "Come to my neighborhood and check" "He chased me away to my mother's house" "Come and check there if you want" "I'm not being 'kept' by anyone!" "Please hold for a minute" "Thanks for waiting" "Madam, you've 'kept' a caller tune That's why it was deducted" "Hey, good-for-nothing oaf!" "How dare you accuse me of having an affair with a caller tune?" "!" "If I'm soft with my words I'm just a gutter" "If I get offensive, it can stink more than the river C0oum!" "Hello, this is Bhuvana" "Tell me, madam" "Someone has been calling me for past one week" "Okay" "He had full 'talk time' So he was talking to me" "Once he used up all his minutes he asked me out to Mahabalipuram" "We took to one another but now he's not taking my calls!" "If you call him from customer care he'll definitely pick up the phone" "If he does, we can enjoy a trio talk!" "What do you say?" "Sorry, madam, we don't provide such services" "If you don't help me, I'll name you as the father of my unborn baby!" "What did you say your name was?" "Surya" "Yeah, I'll write your name and hang myself outside the college!" "Madam, my name is not Surya, I'm lyappan" "Madam!" "Brother, I'm Mahalakshmi calling from F3 police station" "'Sister'?" "I believe you took a girl to Mahabalipuram!" "That's not me, someone else" "Because you got her pregnant she committed suicide outside her college!" "I felt very bad seeing that pathetic sight" "Commissioner is truly mad at you" "He has given us 'shoot at sight' order for you!" "If you surrender of your own accord you can escape from 'encounter'" "Sis...sis...!" "I'm not that kind of a person" "Sister...sister...?" "!" "I'll check it out" "Yov!" "My life is at stake And you're having a gala time!" " What happened?" " All gone thanks to you!" "We'll be dragged to the police station" " Did you know that?" " Dai, sit down" "You 'trash can' fellow!" "I can't listen to you" "Sit down Just listen to me once" "Sorry, dudes Please sit down" "Slightest pretext they'll get up!" "You got a personal call this morning Now a customer care call" "Both you said were problematic What's the actual problem?" "!" "This morning a girl called and said her husband sent her out of the house because of me" "Then another girl called to say I'm the father of her unborn baby!" "Yov!" "That girl committed suicide" "Policemen will arrest me anytime now" "How will you help me?" "Bro, please come with me to the police station" "I don't have anyone else I'm sorry if I yelled at you" "You are getting emotional during office hours often" "It's normal to receive such calls in customer care" "You're new to this job That's why you are stunned!" "Write a complaint letter and give it to Mr Ramamurthi" " I'll do that" " Problem solved" "What?" "Dai, why are you crying?" "Girls are calling and torturing me" "T9 Yollr phone?" "Give me the number We'll trace and take action" "Sir, they are calling customer care number" "What to do, sir?" "1st stop crying" "Stop crying" "Wipe those tears!" "Dai, you are a new recruit That's why you are shaken up" "If you receive any such calls, in future, divert them to me" "I'll handle it" "Will you talk to them?" "Of course" "You are my only savior, sir" "Thank you, sir" "What now?" "Wanted to touch your feet and thank you!" "That's enough" "What histrionicsl!" "Good afternoon, you are speaking to Airvoice Surya" "How may I help you?" "Did your wit become blunt because I teased you, Gopal?" "!" "'If you receive any such calls, in future, divert them to me'" "'I Will handle it'" "Looks like he took my word as gospel!" " Who's on the line?" " Who are you, sir?" "I'm CEO of Airvoice Ramamurthi here" "What you are doing is a huge blunder, dear" "If you want to make fun of a single individual you must call his personal number" "You should not abuse a public service center!" "Sir, what does public service center mean?" "It means customer care" "A hub to serve customers" "If you can promptly get me 4 ideal customers it'll be very convenient" " Surya?" " Sir...?" "You take 2 days off" "I'll take 4 days off!" "Did you switch on your phone?" "No" " What is the time?" " 11:00 p.m" "Turn it on" "Why. bro?" "Only guys will call girls after 10 p.m and not the other way about!" "Switch it on without fear" " Do you think so?" " Certainly!" " I turned it on" " Cute boy!" "Where are you off to?" "I have some work to do, bro" "You don't even work during the day" "What will you do now?" "That girl has texted me" "What does she want?" "It seems she is waiting downs!" " Let's go down" " Bro, I won't come" "You have a lion as your chaperone!" "I don't want to come Please leave me" "Let's check her out" "Where...who is she?" "Hey!" "Isn't she the chick we saw with the beer bottle on New Year's day?" "Yes, bro" "'She'll definitely be a crass, crude chick!" "'" "It's time for your bro to get into the battle field!" "Come with me silently and just watch how I play" "If you look that side you'll be scared" "Come this way" "In fact don't for any reason peep out at any time...!" "I'll go...talk...and solve the problem" "Then we can go home together" "No crying!" "You're making me cry!" "Are you Surya?" "If I was Surya, it will be a different scene altogether!" "What would you have done?" "Sister, I'd have accepted, apologized, fallen at your feet and fled the scene" " How funny!" " Okay, where is he?" "Why are you glaring at me?" "He's hiding over there!" "Will he not come out?" "He's a scaredy-cat, sis" "So you are Mr Brave heart?" "!" "No, I'm worse than him, sis" "A slight misunderstanding has happened...!" "Dai, it seems it is a misunderstanding" "Mistake is on our side only" "Dai, I believe the mistake is on their side only" "Come out!" "Anything else, sis?" "Dai, you shut up and scoot" "I'll shut and scoot from here for sure, sis" "Hey Surya!" "Listen, mistake is yours You hadn't even paid the bill" "I settled the bill for you" "But coming like this to my office is too much!" "I actually came to apologize" "But aren't you the one who yelled at me on New Year's night?" "That's because you had a beer bottle in your hand" "Stop!" "You look so decent" "But, how could you yell at a girl in public?" "You also look so cute and beautiful" "Didn't you scold me?" "I'm in a murderous rage against you" "Just go" "I'll start crying if you threaten me" "Why are you crying?" "Wipe your eyes first" "I'm not crying My tear glands perspired!" "I'll close my eyes" "Before I open, leave this place!" "Shut your eyes" "Has he left?" "Look there" "Haven't you left yet?" "One small request Do not drink beer" "You'll get a paunch!" "'Girls prefer innocent boys to over smart boys!" "'" "'I liked his innocence'" "I'll let you know once the line clears, madam" "Your voice is very sweet" "Oh!" "You are a man, huh?" "!" "What...had fun last night, eh?" "I scolded and sent her away" "You scolded and sent her...where?" "Why are you teasing me?" "I've decided not to accompany you anywhere" "Bro...?" "Okay No need!" "'Twaiiin'!" "You are 'twaiin'ing ME?" "!" "As if I won't get my chance to settle your 'twain' score!" "Wait, a momentous incident is about to happen here" " Hello" " Is it Surya?" " Yeah" " I love you" "She is calling and saying she loves me" "She has to come here, no?" "She'll be trapped today" "Bro, she usually comes by this bus" " Are you sure?" " Yes, bro" "She is getting down as if she's oblivious of anything!" "I believe you called him and professed your love?" " Huh?" " No" "Bro, bring that phone here" "Show her" "This is not my number" "Bro, this isn't her number?" "No, bro!" "Some unknown number" "Dai, do you realize what a soup you've landed me in?" "!" "I'll try to cope in my own endearing style" "A slight misunderstanding has happened" "A small misunderstanding it seems" "Actually mistake is ours" "Oh, that too!" "It seems they are to blame!" "What else?" "Sister, don't make fun of us" "Dai, will you leave, only after I tell you to shut up and scoot?" "Sis, I'll leave now Bye, younger sister!" "Take care of your health, da" "Some idiot tells you I called to profess my love to you" "But it didn't occur to you, right?" "Oh!" "So you called me?" "♪ A KHomeny007" " TUT Presentation ♪" "Listen...!" "Hey, you'll find a Thenmozhi or a Kanimozhi in your village" "Go behind her I'll not be right for you" "Hello, I'm only scared of my dad" "Otherwise, I love you" ""Girl, raindrop so refreshing from head to toe revitalizing"" ""Who gave me these wings to fly?" "My heart glides ahead in the sky"" ""Lady, in your eyes I brim to flow Lass, as your dreams I begin to glow"" ""Hey my sweet potato...jaggery don't smile to ensnare me"" ""On the river bank, baby cow don't sail paper boats in tow"" ""Without meeting shall we take a stand to get married and walk hand in hand?"" ""Short and sweet meeting Chat heart-to-heart fleeting"" ""My eyes admonish so appealing"" ""Even after summer shower retreat for the year..."" ""...raindrops on roadside trees hover"" ""Tempest that thunders storming Sun at night that ignites tempting"" ""Thanks to you, my darling I became a kite without a string"" ""Sweetie, if I fall it will be at your feet for eternity"" ""Lady, in your eyes I brim to flow Lass, as your dreams I begin to glow"" ""Beautiful anklets tease and thrill Gold bangles jingle to fulfill"" ""Spark of light and your sweet talking Sugarcane that's honeyed nectarine"" "My daughter is pure gold" "That's how I have brought her up" ""Will my tune awaken in you a song a raga of your heart to beat along?"" "Drink...drink" "My daughter has no vices" ""Love walked in, brought fever along Will you kiss me to make me strong?"" ""Your angry gaze spins me into a daze Encore please, so I can enjoy that phase?"" ""You bewitch a man in totality Your shadow too is xerox of your beauty"" ""In the alcove of my eyes endlessly you intoxicated me anew daily"" ""You kindled a fire in my heart Even if doused can never depart"" ""Girl, center of my sphere I danced to your tunes, dear"" ""Like a cyclone blowing you ravish me, darling"" "Your results are out tomorrow, right?" "Nothing" "Are we 'made for each other'?" "No couple can be born as 'made for each other' Surya" "It's how you make your life meaningful!" "Some day our marriage will happen in a church, no?" "My father won't agree" "Okay, let's get married in a temple then" "I'm saying my father won't even agree to this wedding" "Give me your hand" "What does it matter if no one accepts?" "!" "What?" "You said you wanted to tell me something urgent" "I got selected in the airline cabin crew interview, Regina" "Wow!" "That's great" "But, the training is for 2 months in the U.S" "Go and come back" "After the training, I might have to work there" "What should I do now?" "'What should I do now' means?" "Okay, you break the news in your house" "I'll tell mine" "Tell my folks?" "You'll profess your love in front of everyone" "But you won't tell your parents at home, you love me?" "I told you clearly the other day my father is my only fear factor" "Otherwise, I love you" "What da, trying to ditch me, huh?" "What..." "Regi?" "Hey, I just said it for fun" "Surya...!" "I'll tell my dad" "He'll come and speak to your dad" "Okay?" "You are like a kid Wipe your eyes" "Go home without any apprehensions" "Come" " Darling" " What?" "Shall we go for a drive?" "No da, I'm tired" "I'm Quins up!" "I'll buy you a beer" "What, da...have you got married to some guy?" "Dad...?" "Since you are buying me a beer and softening the blow, so I thought" "Hey, just chill Then it's only love" "Of course" "Surya...is now working in customer care" "But he's selected for airlines cabin crew position" "Going to the U.S very soon" "He's a very nice guy, dad" "I like him very much" "Then I'll like him too!" "It doesn't matter whether you like him or not" "It's not that, dad" "He's scared to disclose our love to his dad if you cou" "Okay, I'll take care" "Sir, you are" "I'm James MD of Tata Steel" "Are you Muthuraman...?" "Yes, sir Please come in" "Tell me, sir" "If it's personal we can discuss it here" "If it's official, we can go to the station" "It's personal, sir" "My daughter Regina is studying MBA" "Sir, did anyone kidnap her?" "Oh, nothing of that sort" "She's in love with your son, Surya" "Looks like he is shy by nature" "He's a little hesitant to tell you" "Regina said he's going to some U.S camp" "That's why I wanted to inform you beforehand" "If you give your approval, we can fix the marriage date too" "I have no objection" "My choice is whomever my daughter loves, sir" "Sir, you are from an affluent family" "When you've initiated this marriage proposal why would I object?" "I'm okay with this alliance" "I just feel sad, my son didn't inform me personally!" "That is bec" "Otherwise I'm happy Sir, you fix the marriage date" "I'm glad, sir I'll fix the date and call you" "Also fix the funeral date for the boy" "Sir...?" "!" "When 2 lovers talk, they should discuss but not take it forward" "Instead, they tell an elderly person who shamelessly broaches it to another elderly gentleman" "This is unheard of in our culture and our family!" "If you wish to discuss more on this subject please come to the station" "You can leave now" "Dar-ling?" "I think his dad watches lot of soap operas on TV" "He talks like those soap-dads!" "Idiot!" "He talks about family and culture" "There is only 1 way to this" "Hmm...no" "Darling, please tell me" "Will you first go in for a register marriage?" "Dad...!" "If you are okay with it I'll make all the arrangements" "If anyone objects, we can show the marriage certificate, simple!" "I'm okay with this idea" "But he's a coward!" "You have to take care of that" "I can't tell Surya 'I love you'" "'Can we go in for a register marriage?" "'" "That's your part" "I warned you earlier not to tell my father, no?" "I knew he won't accept" "But, you unnecessarily" "What to do now?" "LGHVG it" "So tell me, what is sir's bright brainwave?" "Can we have a register marriage?" "Hey!" "Did you meet my father on the way by any chance?" "No" "How come, you are so bold?" "The day I expressed my love to you I knew our marriage can happen only this way!" "You messed it up by telling my father" "Do you have the courage or not?" "Seriously...is this Surya talking?" "!" "Listen, I'll not tell my father You don't tell yours either" "Let's not tell our friends" "Witnesses are ready" "Let's get married without telling anyone" "When and if any hassles arise we'll show our marriage certificate" "Hey, sometimes decisions taken by men can be right too!" ""You transfixed me as a mesmerized maiden My kohl lined eyes all love-laden"" ""Soul mate, will this bond last to rejoice?" "Silently I stand still, no words to voice"" ""In all ways worthwhile always you make me smile"" "Madam, why are you here at 7:00 a.m?" "Registrar will come only at 10:00 a.m" "There's a wedding here from 10 to 11 in the morning" "Then, another wedding from 2:00 to 4:00 p.m" "One of these two must be your wedding" "Do you intend waiting here till then?" "He said he'll be here soon" "In few more hours, it will be real hot, wait under that tree, dear" "I forgot all about you!" "Didn't the bridegroom come?" "My dear, nowadays 50% of the guys are scared to express their love to the girls" "Assuming they do, they are scared to get their parents' consent" "By mistake even if they reach this marriage stage they are apprehensive about taking care of the girl for a lifetime!" "These 3 categories are most common" "Even now, it is not the end of the world" "As usual, tell your parents you went to a farewell party" "Or it got late at a friend's place" "Come up with a solid excuse when you get back home" "Nobody will know about this" "Marry the person your parents choose" "Certainly your life will be a contented one" "Bye, madam" "What, darling?" "Krishna called me this morning" "He told me you are waiting outside Saidapet Registrar's office" "I expected you to get married and come home" "Okay, get into the car" "What song do you want to listen?" "Sorry, dad" "Why sorry, darling?" "You were the one who gave me this idea" "But I didn't even tell you" "Why do you have this long face?" "Let's not go back home" "Let's do something interesting" " Who are you?" " Where's Surya?" "Who are you?" "Call Surya Surya..." "Surya...!" "Will he come just because you yell out his name?" "He left ages back" "Uncle, please Don't play the fool" "Why should I pull your legs?" "He has really gone" "I'm feeling sleepy Leave now" "Listen, if you don't believe me come to the police station tomorrow" "Go to the airport, I'll send a constable along with you" "Check the flight manifesto" "If Surya Muthuraman is not listed in the passengers' list to USA, ask me" "Lodge a complaint I'll myself look for him" "Now leave Good night!" "No shame at all!" "Is U.S that far to go?" "Usually, boys will go in search of their girls" "First time, girl's dad will go in search of the boy!" "Regi...?" "No,daddy" "Surya wouldn't have left" "Without letting me know, he wouldn't have left" "Okay, stop crying" "Murali, are you in the airport?" "I need some information" "Can you please check the manifesto of all flights that left for U.S this morning" "And see if anyone by name Surya Muthuraman was on any flight" "I'm telling you, certainly he wouldn't have left!" "No chance!" "He wouldn't have gone" "His father must have threatened him" "Relax, dear" "Yeah, tell me, Murali" "Dad, Surya hasn't gone, right?" "Dad...?" "He left" "Let go of him" "For heaven's sake, don't cry, Regina...please" "I didn't cry even when your mom passed away" "But, when you cry, I feel like crying too" "No daddy, I'll stop crying" "You don't cry, dad" "Sorry, dad" "I won't cry" "Let's do this" "Let's keep driving as far as you wish" "When we both want to go home, we'll drive back" "Dad...dad...?" "!" "Dad...?" "'Will you go in for a register marriage?" "'" "'If you cry, I feel like crying too, Regina!" "'" "Send the scan immediately to the Cardiology department" " ls any family member here?" " His daughter is here, doctor" "Are you his daughter?" "Very 1st cardiac attack" "We have done a minor surgery" "In another 10 days we will shift him to the general ward" "He is stable" "Hello, Regina This is lyappan here" "Do you know Surya's whereabouts?" "How is your dad now?" "Dad is much better" "He has been shifted to the room" "Regina, I got a call from the U.S camp that Surya committed suicide" "His father just left the country" "Just a minute" "Tell me, lyappan" "I couldn't hear you inside" "What happened to Surya at the camp?" "I got a call that Surya has committed suicide at the U.S camp" "His father just left the country" "Surya's body has arrived at the airport" "They're taking the body to their native town, Thiruthani" "I'm also accompanying them" "I wanted to keep you posted" "Hey, who are you?" "She's just recuperating" "No sir, Regina and Surya were" "I'm unable to come to terms with this" "Just leave" "Sorry, sir" "If the person we love, leaves our world doesn't mean it's the end of the world!" "One day or the other according to our wish-list our life will also change" "It will, Regina" "When your mom passed away if I had also given up hope who would have been with you?" "You must be with me, Regina" "Everything will be alright" "Darling, come here" "Why are you looking so shabby?" "Your beard...your shirt" "I don't like you at all" "I don't like you either" "With a grumpy face all the time!" "Have I ever asked you?" "I'm feeling tired I'll go to my room" "What's your problem now?" "Tell me" "Nothing, dear" "If I say something, it will sound a cliche dad-dialog!" "Or it'll seem like I am blackmailing you emotionally" "Both won't set with my character!" "I'll go to my room" "Tell me what's bothering you" "Simple!" "I want you to get married" "And be happy!" "Okay, go shave" "I'll agree to get married" "What?" "Please shave, dad" "I agree to get married" "True love!" "This is the 1st time I'm hearing how much a girl loved her guy!" "I'll ask for permission at work and come back" "It's okay, I'll ask my friend to be with me" "You go now" "I'll go to work and then call you" "I don't have your phone number" "Can you give me?" "Hello...?" "I'm John speaking" "John..." "John..." "John I can't come to work today" "Will you inform them I'm taking off?" "I'm not your colleague John" "John"J" "Tell me" "Did you take your medicine?" "I did" "That's why I called Okay...bye" "Daaai...hey!" "He is smiling like Lord Muruga in the devotional film 'Kandhan karunai'?" "Daaaii!" "What 'dai'?" "Monday, sir" "What 'Monday'?" "Sorry, sir" "What 'sorry'?" "Only English word he knows...whatever I say, he boomerangs me with 'what'?" "!" "Sir, I was looking for you" "What, John?" "I've admitted my wife in hospital" "She said she'd manage and sent me off to work" "But my mind isn't working And my limbs feel numb" "If you give me 2 hours permission I'll quickly visit her and be back, sir" " Take full day leave" " Thank you so much, sir" "Sarathy 'sir' See you 'sir'" "Sir...sir, can I get 2 hours permission?" "Why...?" "My neighbor wanted me to get her some coconut" "Then she changed her mind" "But my mind isn't working And my limbs feel numb" "And I can't get aunty out of my mind" "If you give me permission I'll buy it for her and get back" "No...no...no Work first" "Can I go for a test drive?" "Go...!" "Thank you, chief" "Funny guys!" "You are as happy as a puppy with 2 tails!" "Have you killed your wife?" "!" "What's wrong with you?" "You're bouncing with joy" "Whom are we seeing after fibbing to our boss?" "You won't tell me?" "Okay, pull over Let's drink some juice" " Thank you!" " What, da?" "Did you drink the juice?" "I just did" "I thought of getting you some juice on the way" " No, thanks" " Oh!" "Okay" "First tell me whom we are seeing and then go inside" "Here he is" "You're giving me the cold shoulder" "You're a Christian and praying to a Hindu God without even knowing how!" "Why are you confusing everyone including the Gods?" "Answer me" "Dai...?" "Why didn't you call me?" "One word and I'd have come" "Doesn't matter" "How much is the bill amount?" "Rs 18,500, ma'am" " Here" " Excuse me" "Whoever gives you a card will you swipe it at once?" "I thought he is your husband" "Who told you?" "He was the one who signed yesterday" "Just because he signed, does it make him my husband?" "!" "I'm sorry" "Can't I give?" "Give what?" "No, you cannot" "You keep calling me as and when you like to ask if I had juice, medicines...?" "That too with such proprietary, huh?" "It so happened, I was depressed yesterday" "You asked me and I told you Don't read more into it!" "But you gave me your phone number" "My watchman also has my number!" "So, what?" "Can I be equated with the watchman?" "Listen, John" "If you take advantage of me, 1 more time and try to get closer it'll turn real nasty!" "You give it I'll wait outside" "Hey, Regina" "What's her problem?" "What's wrong with her?" "Leave it, dude" "Tell me how to hook her!" "I'm there for you Crying like a kid!" "Dude, no one saw this, right?" "Other than the 100 people here, nobody saw, dude" "When was the 1st time you cried, dude?" "Dai, forget it" "Dai, when did you first cry?" "Dude, at least let me drink in peace!" "Dude, when was the first time you cried?" "Dude...dude...!" "Do you know when was the 1st time he cried?" "Shhhh...apartment" "It's midnight and everyone will be fast asleep" "Hmm...you know it is midnight, no?" "Were you concerned where your husband is?" "Doyo ukn owwhe nwas the 1st ti mehe cried?" "!" "Mrs. John, don't we look like human beings to you!" "Whether there's trouble or not outside the Govt wine shop in the next street daaaaily there's trouble at your doorstep here" "Sorry, Mr Venkatadhiri He'll leave now" "Why are you letting drunkards inside your house?" "Watchman" "Hey, who is a drunkard?" "No panic" "If somebody sees us, we'll be caught" " Get inside" " Come in" "Hmmm...you'll be caught?" "Who's this 'Thai massage'?" "Is she your wife?" "I sent my wife this morning to her parents' home" "This is my secretary" "Stolen accessory!" "And you can call the cops?" "If I call, won't you be caught in a raid?" "Now, go inside and flip that old newspaper quietly!" "Hey!" "Sarathy...!" "He's the secretary of the flats here" "Secretary...but he has fallen flat for his secretary inside, can't you see that?" "You'll respect guys like him but my friend John...?" "How did that guy address you?" "Tell me" "Mrs John!" "Okay, are you aware you are married?" "Some guy will ditch you" "Knowing this, some other guy will be willing to marry you" "And you'll humiliate him" "You are at fault" "Listen, Regina" "After getting married, he must buy jasmine and sweets daily for you" "Instead, he buys 3rd rate liquor and comes to see me!" "Because you are at fault" "In 3 months, instead of you puking because you are pregnant he's throwing up daily after drinking himself numb" "Fault...fault...fault!" "Let me tell you something" "If women don't give in men will give money and give in to their desires" "Don't make my friend go astray" "Don't blabber like a lunatic" "If you are truly a good friend, you won't let him also drink" "Neither will you drink and make an ass of yourself at your friend's door step" "How can a friend be classified good and bad?" "'Friend' means good!" "Do you know when was the 1st time he cried?" "Oh God!" "I don't know Enlighten me" "He cried the 1st time he loved...!" "Now he's in love and he is crying!" "I don't understand" "I have to say it properly Yea...!" "He is following me" "Looks crazy" "Hey abroad!" "You dare try to hook one of the girls from our area" "Natural to drool over good looking chicks!" "Where are you from?" "Omasi" "When we ask him which city he is from he tells us a girl's name!" "Out...you go" "Coffee-powder face...go" "Look how he exited" "Come" "Coffee powder has brought his cronies, da" "It seems you hit my friend" "We should never fight over figures, boss" "Old dialog!" "Hey!" "Tell him the meaning of 'figure', dude" "Then you don't want a fight?" "No,dude" "Hey!" "Monstrous monkey!" "In the girls roaming here how does that figure look?" "Awesome, right?" "Imagine the same figure on a Sunday morning from 8:00 to 9:00 at home in her nighty?" "1 cappuccino, please" "Ma...give me coffee" "Now do you realize?" "Even the girl who sells flowers has her eyebrows tweezed" "If you close all beauty parlors for a month, you'll see" "Original pieces will be ordinary and out of shape" "It's all make-up super!" "Now tell me, should we fight over a 'figure'?" "Okay, boss" "Bye" "He was bang on!" "Yeah...?" "1 minute, da" "We should never fight for a figure" "But we can fight for a friend!" "Yeaaaahhaha!" "'God is on our-'" "I got tickets for Super star's film, da" "But that stuffed-nose chap said house-full for a week" "And he made such a scene saying we won't get tickets" "We got, da Raj theater at Saidapet" "I'll be there in 5 minutes to pick you up" "I have to only 'brief' myself I'll be ready in a jiffy" "Don't come empty handed At least manage 500 bucks" "Won't I give you if I had the money?" "Why do you keep saying this like a broken record?" "!" " Get lost!" " My bad time!" "Uncle, I need to watch Super star's film Give me a 500 rupee note" " What did you want?" " Rs 500" "Why do you breathe down my neck like a dog sniffing an auto's tyre?" "!" "I'm myself suffering not able to pay up my household bills" "And you want to watch a film!" "Try having a family of your own Only then you'll know" "You also watch a film with your friend, then you'll know how expensive it is, da" "You just called me 'da' with disrespect!" "Sorry, uncle, didn't brush my teeth So the words just slipped out" " Here it is" " Thank you" "I need to get my brokerage commission" "Collect the cheque before 10:30 a.m from Mr Narayanan in this address" "Otherwise he'll go out of town and I'll be roaming around here" "I have an important job to do" "Uncle...uncle...!" "Uncle, morning" "Sarathy?" "Come, da" "Go with him and get the cheque" "You know the address?" "Go down Adyar bridge and turn right at the Ganesha temple" "Uncle, switch off your navigator mouth" "I'll take care of everything" "Daiii...!" "Sorry, I forgot" "Off you 9°" "Hey Dhana...see you" "Am I the errands boy for your uncle?" "Why should we get the cheque for him?" "If it's a hassle drop me at the signal" "I'll take a bus and collect the cheque" "You can happily watch the film alone" "When have I watched a film without you, da?" " Where should we go?" " Besant nagar" "Will you get the cheque within 10 minutes'?" "I will..." "I will" "I'm doing this only for you Not for that useless dog" "Thanks,dude ls Narayanan sir there?" "You...?" "Vettukili's SOH" "Don't laugh" "It's a God's name You'll be duly punished" "Come inside" "Sit down" "He's bathing" "You are dead if I don't get to see the film from the title card" "Spray of water is getting louder" "Final touch...!" "He's rinsing himself I think" "1 coffe" "Where are you going?" "Coffee...?" "Are you planning to make coffee for her?" "Just sit down" "Look at these girls Only when they come out they show off their I-phone and ask for apple juice" "Inside the 4 walls of their home look how they dance even the funeral march" "Sir, good morning Vettukili's son" "You both look so shifty-eyed" "Will you hand over the cheque in 1 piece?" "We'll hand it over correctly" "You still have lather popping out of your ears, please go and shower properly" "See you" "You're flashing your gleaming teeth like the cow in a milk ad?" "We'll be late for the film" "Dai!" "Super star" "Throw...throw, they'll show Super star's face now" "Super staaaar...!" "Su-per-star...!" "Su-per-star...!" "Can't stand the ruckus and romping these boys revel in...!" "Look who is talking?" "!" "Super star...!" "Get up and scream, da" "Super staaaar...!" "You are the best" "Looks like a cheque" "Vettu kill" "Vettukili!" "Sit down, da" "I won't sit, da" "I'm Vettu-kili (Grass-hopper)" "Whatever grasshopper I'll make soup out of it!" "How dare you hit my husband?" "Why just hit?" "I'll even stamp him senseless" "Who the hell are you?" " Uncle!" " My nephew" "What will I do?" "You stepped out like a king!" "Should I see you now like this?" "Has your uncle hung himself unable to bear the disgrace?" "That useless oaf won't resort to all that!" "How well he took care of you" "Sarathy..." "Sarathy" "Aunt, what happened?" "Go in and see the state your uncle is in" "Uncs, you are sitting like Harbhaian Singh?" "Will anyone hit his uncle stretching his hand like that?" "If you sit in the front row that's what anyone would do" "What's all this about a row?" "I was sitting in the bus in the front row" "And my head hit a rod swelling up like this" "But you were riding your Bullet bike?" "Stop your wise cracks!" "Look how cleverly that hog is covering up?" "!" "I don't even have the liberty to cry in this house!" "Only if I think of your aunt my limbs quake and shake!" "Must be a neurological disorder Swallow a Neurobion tablet" "A phone with a battery that is low in charge yearns for a dual sim card!" "Don't talk rubbish!" "If your aunt gets to know this she will hang herself, da" "Tell him, please" "Relax...relax" "You've touched an emotional chord" "Still...if you want my lips to be zipped...!" "Young blood...spend it as you like" "See, how well I managed a sticky situation?" "Uncle, even I'm 'young blood'!" "You too spend it as you like" "Sarathy...that cheque?" "I'll give you 2 where it hurts most!" "Like a dog on heat you roam around the city, no?" "Collect it yourself" "You should give him respect Whatever it is, he is 'family' da" "Uncle, I'll be here at 6:00 a.m" "I'll take Sarathy with me and get the cheque for you" "I'm doing this only for you" "Not for this useless dog!" "Bye, da" "How irresponsible can you be!" "I told you, I'll be here at 6:00 a.m" " To go where?" " Just come" "I'm yet to wear my inner wear!" "You look handsome only now" "I...dai...dai" "I've finished all my work I'll come in the evening" "Like a bomb squad you dragged me here?" "!" "At Iaaaast!" "For a whole week I've been hunting for a drainage cleaner...no luck" "You came yesterday and look how promptly you've brought the right man" "Strip your lungi and follow me" "I told you I'm not fully dressed!" "Hold this, follow me Drain is a few houses away" "Hey!" "What the hell?" "!" "Hello...he is Vettukili's son!" "Not a drainage cleaner" "Aiyo!" "I mistook him because he was in a lungi...sorry" "Everyone in Kerala is loitering around in a lungi" "Are they all drainage cleaners?" "You brainless bimbo!" " All because of you!" " Sorry, dude" "Have you brushed your teeth already?" "Did you drag me all the way just to see her 'close-up' smile?" "!" "I told you we were late, lazy buffalo!" "Who are you?" "You forgot...yesterday...ringa-ringa cheque..." "Naryanan sir...?" "Oh!" "You came to see him?" "He's back only next week" "I'm late for work, bye" "Hey!" "You haven't locked your door properly" "Aiyaiyo...!" "All that's intact...if you could tell me your name and office address when I'm free I could drop by" "But you are always free, dude" "Brother..." "I already have a guy" "I realize you are trying for me But I'm not the one for you" "Why did you call me 'brother'?" "Sometimes truth is bitter, brother" " Bye" " Okay" "Bye, brother" "Brother, sister is going all by herself" "She might be teased on the way" "Why don't you act as her chaperone?" "Why are you flashing your teeth at me?" "Look down, honey" "What?" "Look out of the bus and down, honey" "Look how good I am as Hercule Poirot!" "Don't flatter yourself too soon" "There are 40 branches in Madras!" "How...40 branches?" "If a mobile eatery chap can own 4 to 5 branches selling chicken fritters can't such a big corporate company have 40 branches?" "How do we find out?" "We don't have friends who are geeks...?" "!" "I found out she works in Sholinganallur in Techie park, dude" "Japs are experts in all fields Look at this moron's brain" "But now we must zero in on someone in the branch, right?" "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!" "That sounds like a dinosaur with a severe cold!" "I've hooked a figure there Just in case!" "I'll brief her tonight Talk to her tomorrow" "Will you brief her...or de-brief yourself?" "!" "Yeaaaah-ahaha!" "They come in different colors, like scattered 'lizard-egg candies'" "Now I know why boys rush into jobs at software companies!" "You go gaga over this" "If you see my Sembanellaalay you'll be knocked down flat!" "Hey Udumbay" "You centipede!" "You must be blessed with a lucky mole as big as a doughnut!" "Nothing of that sort" "Tough to identify with your tanned skin!" " Grrrrrrrrrrrr!" " Shut up you two" "Where's your girl?" "Yeaaah...!" "This foreign weirdo is your girl" "To date this creature you crossed the 7 seas?" "Thou!" "Don't say such things Then she won't help us" "She's here" "Udumbay...!" "Who is John here?" "One who is a hand-span taller than us is John!" "How can I help you, John?" "Usually boys will want to find out where a girl lives, knowing her name" "I'm a little 'vice-versa'" "I know her address but not her name" "Give me her details" "She lives in Besant nagar" "Which means 4 buses for that area" "If 1 bus takes 10 girls...okay I'll tell you within a week" "Are we giving you a dress for dry-cleaning...?" "You want a week's time?" "Can't you do it sooner?" "Dude, we can get it faster from the milk man in that area" "And you are pleading with this pursed-lip female?" "!" "You dare call me purse-lipped!" "2 chimpanzees are fighting" "You won't get a better chance than this...dump her immediately" "This is love...unite us, da" "I can't waste time on King Kong love" "Hi...!" "Hi...!" "Look...he's acknowledging" "Why am I even bothered?" "Let him go to hell" "We should stick to our own business, right?" "Good boy!" "Caesar" "In what way is that dog better than me...?" "Quick way to reach her heart is through that dog...!" ""Come in front of me, 0 my darling!"" "Caesar"J" "Caeeesar!" "Milk biki...?" "Caesar" "I should have guessed!" "Julie...?" "!" "What?" "Cheque...?" "Uncle not in town He'll be back only next week" " What?" " My cheque...?" "So...will you hound me wherever I go...?" "I'll follow you until you give it to me" "When will you give me the cheque?" "I'll get it for you tomorrow But don't embarrass me like this" "Now, just go, please" "Thank you, please!" " Cheque?" " Get lost!" "Excuse me Cheque?" "God..." "I swear!" "I'll get it for you" "Don't hassle me like a money lender" "Get lost" "Okay, it seems we will get the cheque next week, dude" "Did you find out?" "I've narrowed it down to 4 names" "I'll tell you in 2 days" "Whaaaat?" "Another 2 days?" "John, it's not that easy to find a girl's name!" "I don't need your help...go" "What do you think of yourself?" "You keep hounding me" "Why are you here now?" "First, stop flashing your 'close-up' smile!" "I came only to lift her" "Getup On your feet now" "Don't be a drama king Your intentions are very clear" "Brother...!" "Please don't call me that I can't sleep at night then" "Sometimes truth is bitter, brother" "I told you, didn't I?" "I have a boy friend" "Don't pull my legs" "You don't believe me, right?" "That blue shirt over there His name is Bushan" "I'm in love with him for 3 years sincerely" "I have shamelessly professed my love twice" "But he has not reciprocated" "My fate!" "Isn't he a cool cat!" "My darling!" "Generally, girls should only follow boys and hook them" "Not the other way round" "We can write this on the back of an auto-rickshaw?" "Turn around, I'll write Pain in the wrong place!" "Don't take me for a ride" "You look sooooper He's like a scary monster!" "♪ A KHomeny007" " TUT Presentation ♪" "He can't get away with it" "You still don't believe me, right?" "No chance at all Don't irritate me even more" "Wait...!" "Bushan" "What's your name?" "John" "He's John My brother" "Hey John...!" "Take a hike!" "He's Bushan My boy friend" "Why do you yell out 'brother'?" "And whisper 'boyfriend'?" "Generally girls don't acknowledge their boyfriends in public!" "Why...you can always get another one?" "I'm available" "You and your jammed-face!" " Keerthana...?" " Yeah, Bushu?" "Come to my cabin, we have to send that mail immediately" " Come soon" " Coming" "He wants me in his cabin" "See you, brother" "Now we know her name Keerthana it seems" "Hey Keerthana!" "I missed your mobile number" "Give me your number" "'Oh!" "You are so smart, huh?" "'" "I'll text it to you myself" "I've changed my number" "New number, that's why" "John"J" "Keerthana, I'm telling you it's urgent And you keep wasting my time now" "Take my stuff to the cabin" "Keerthu's number is 9884473882" "MOTOR!" "Add a +91 before it" "Come on, there's work to be done What are you doing here?" "Thanks, boss" "Like a gorilla gorging on guava!" "Don't embarrass me in public" "Eat decently" "Dude..." "long time no see?" "She gave me her phone number" "Then...make your move" "She introduced Bushan to me" " Purushan (husband)?" "!" " Her boy friend Bushan" "Do you know why she is pushing you away now?" "That's what puzzles me" "Because she doesn't want you" "Why are you grabbing my shirt?" "Grab her husband's shirt" " Bushan...!" " Both are same" "How many films you've seen directed by Selvaraghavan?" "Chase him away and fill in the space" "We'll help your love" " What do you say?" " Yea!" " You?" " Correct, dude" "Look how Africa and Japan are signing the same treaty!" "Dude, he is Bushan" "He looks like a 'bow-buggly'" "What gun timing!" "He's asking to be smashed" "What is my excuse to hit him?" "If you're spoiling for a fight there can be only 2 reasons!" "If he looks at you and says 'Hey!" "John' hit him to the right" "If he says 'Hi da!" "' punch him to the left for calling you 'da'" "How can we break our own rule of not fighting for a girl?" "True, rule is don't fight for a girl But you can fight for your life!" "I'm not convinced, dude" "'Brother'...!" ""This used to be my-"" ""This used to be my play ground"" "What?" ""This used to be my pride, John!"" "Enough,da Hit him" "Dude!" "Don't dare touch us" "What do you mean 'dude'?" "You finish your business I'll wait for you near the car" "Back-stabber!" "Keerthu..." "Bushu!" "Calling her to your cabin, eh?" "Works in a software company and 'Uncle Scrooge'!" "Carries only 500 bucks" "Keep it for booze tonight" "He's 2-timing, da" "He has another photo here" "You're 2-timing, huh?" "Wait...wait, dude" "He's trying to say something" "Looks like a piece of chalk and you'll sing like Madonna, huh?" "(Garbled sound)" "His chin is slightly cork-screwed, that's why" "Speak up clearly now" "Photo is my wife" "Keerthu is my wife's best friend" "Sister-type" "Why is he saying wife's sister...?" "You mustn't cry" "What do you prefer?" "Cone ice or Popsicle?" "0kaaay...you must not complain to your mom at home" "Or bring someone to threaten us" "Good boy...go" "Dude, why did you hit a dumb herbivore like that?" "Are you happy now?" "I'm very happy" "Come on, let's play" "Throw the ball" "Hey...!" "Are you a scumbag?" "Why do you use me as an excuse to start a fight?" "!" "I don't like you one bit" "That's why I lied to you...so what?" "Isn't this why you hounded me like a dog?" "Don't ever set eyes on me again" "Dai!" "Cheque...don't tear it again" "Tell me how to hook her, dude" "Tell me...!" "Okay...okay" "Don't cry now" "Do I have a choice?" "Am la drunkard...?" "Am I an alcoholic?" "DRUNKARD?" "Then what...are you a kulfi-ice seller?" "Just drink" "She made me step into a wine shop!" "Why should she keep her uncle's cheque in her bag and make you run behind her?" "Use your brain cells" "Yea!" "When he isn't her boy friend why show a nincompoop and claim he's her boy friend" "On top of everything 'brother'...!" "Why call you so?" "You have to think...deeply" "What should I do now?" "That's the right question my precious friend!" "First drink this" "Listen to what it says and follow instructions implicitly" "It's not giving any clue" "Keep it in your ear It will whisper to you" "Don't let go of her, dude Create a ruckus at her doorstep!" "It is asking me to create a ruckus in front of her house" "Yes!" "Now obey faithfully" "Leave now...on your march!" "Dude, I don't know any swear words at all" "That's easy" "All you have to do is keep repeating it" "You'll automatically decipher it!" "Follow my instructions faithfully" "I'll compose more words on the way for you" "Stop...don't you know Keerthana's house?" "You leave, there's a huge uprising about to happen" "You can play ball later" "Come here" "Have you ever been in love?" "Have you ever had your nose cut?" "!" "I've been royally snubbed after falling in love, brother" "Why do girls exist in this world, brother?" "But I've told the girl I love 'you are my whole world'" "Idiot!" "If a girl cries, it means she's taking you for a ride" "If a guy cries, it means he has been taken for a ride, bro!" "Why are you crying?" "Did Julie take you for a ride too?" "Julie and Keerthana are 2 peas in the same pod, brother" "Don't share this with Keerthana, Caesar!" "Dirty fellow!" "Come inside" "If you don't come in now you can be with him forever" "What audacity!" "Dogs of the same kind share the same mind!" "Let me see you get out" "Where are you dragging me to?" "Duuuuude!" "I composed special swear words for you!" " Who is this?" " Who are you?" "I'm Keerthana speaking" "Wow!" "It's 3:00 a.m and Keerthana has your phone" "Sorry for the disturbance" "You dumb-ass!" "He is drunk and sprawled in front of my house" "Come and take him" "Correct I understand" "But...who will take me home?" "Maybe I'm the dumbo!" "'What are you doing now?" "'" "'Coffee...?" "!" "'" "'We are late for the movie'" "'The boys who came this morning'" "'I believe that cheque got torn'" "'If they come again give this to them'" "'I'm out of town for a week'" "'Muah!" "'" "'Uncle will be back only next week'" "'Get lost!" "'" "'Leave now'" "'Go...!" "'" "Come on, guys" "Lift..." "lift him up" "Yea!" "Watch your step" "He must have got drunk" "And then landed here because it looked familiar" "Don't hold it against him" "Yes?" "Ask him to come and meet me at 5:00 p.m" " Where?" " He knows" "Okay" "Good morning, dude" "You can take it back It's evening now" "Do you know all the 'John-foolery' you did?" "!" "We went, drank and got back into bed" "I carried you back into your bed, da!" "What was I up to then?" "Whole night you were in that girl's house and" "Dude, I didn't cross my limit" "Don't go overboard" "She had tied you next to her Caesar" "I untied you and brought you back" "She said she wants to meet you at 5:00 p.m" "How can I go without you, dude?" "Let's go" "Hey...wait...waaaait!" "On normal days, she'll bug you with her 'brother' dialog" "She's angry now, to top it all I'm sure she'll call you 'father'!" "Hey!" "Why grab my shirt?" "!" "Don't drag me indecently in front of all these girls" "Sorry, sister!" "The day you told me you've got a boy friend I should have stepped away" "My fault" "I'm extremely sorry, sister" "Let's go, dude" "Heyyy!" "What's happening?" "I can't take this" "I'm 'sister' to you now, huh?" "You'll follow me like a lost puppy" "You'll hit the chap I claim as my 'boy-friend'" "You'll flash all your 32 teeth and smile" "After all this, you will call me 'sister', huh?" "You are no better!" "You'll let your uncle's cheque sleep in your bag" "You'll get mad if I talk to some other girl" "To add to this list, you've lied to me, you have a boy friend" "If after all that you did you can call me 'brother' why can't I give you a taste of your own medicine?" "!" "Hit him with that glass" "Hold this" "Do you want something bigger?" "Let me hunt" ""0day...oday...oday oh!"" ""Oday...0day...oday oh!" "With you run...run away!"" "Will this do?" "Before I could raise my head you are stuck to each other like a mini van banging into a stationary lorry" "Sweetheart, get me the cheque" "Get lost" ""Mr love-bro, that's me My heart's a wee bit wacky"" ""Ah!" "Something in you snazzy Tell me...do you love me?"" ""South, west, east...to me all directions topsy-turvy"" ""Flat out..." "love knocked me To admit love why this quandary?"" ""if I'm called 'Mr Love' by everybody don't take it too literally"" ""Don't dismiss me as a 'missed call' disdainfully"" ""0day...oday...oday oh!"" ""Oday...0day...oday oh!" "With you run...run away...oho!"" ""Miss Brave-heart, glowing For 183 days, I'm following"" ""Heart changed to love-flowing on my bended knees I'm going"" ""With this love-glutton being only glances borrowing"" ""Thank God no blues incoming Now at last love outgoing"" ""Equal half...or devil's avatar?"" ""Sweet as sugar but savage monster"" ""0day...oday...oday oh!"" ""Oday...0day...oday oh!" "Run...run...run away..." "lo"" ""Hey bambini...!"" ""Bambino...baby"" ""Prince Charming"" ""Princess Fascinating"" ""My princess so captivating"" ""When memory everlasting neurons merrily enjoying"" ""into wide-awake eyes lancing porcelain cheeks shadow-dancing"" ""In the soul song a-hearing Love in a milk-feeder nurturing"" ""Long friendship recharging As breath in the lungs regulating"" ""Don't scream or scorch me incorrigible...creatures are we"" ""Mr love-bro, that's me My heart's a little loony"" ""Ah!" "Something in you classy Tell me...do you love me?"" ""South, west, east...to me all directions topsy-turvy"" ""Flat out..." "love knocked me To admit love what's your difficulty?"" ""if I'm called 'Mr Love' by this city don't take it as reality"" ""Don't dismiss me as a 'missed call' derisively"" ""0day...oday...oday oh!"" ""Oday...0day...oday oh!" "With you run...run away!"" "What do you like?" "Why?" "Tell me" "You are the reason for it" "How about a beer?" "Wait...wait...wait!" "Why?" "3-2-1-open!" " What?" " My birthday" "Happy birthday" "Thank you, brother" "Cheers!" "John, my granny used to say" "If you look at the full moon and lie on your mom's lap and wish it will come true Have you heard of it?" " Huhmm!" " Get lost" "Who should consent for you to marry me?" "My parents and Sarathy, that's all" "But I don't have to ask anyone" "Just my consent is enough" "Why won't you ask your parents?" "Only if they are alive!" "No sympathy, please" "My parents died when I was really young" "I grew up in an orphanage" "I got a scholarship" "Then a good job..." "life went on" "I just felt like sharing a slice of me with you" "But John..." "If our loved ones leave our world doesn't mean it's the end of the world!" "Some day, according to our wish-list our life will change" "It has changed for me" "You think and let me know" "I've never slept on my mother's lap" "Shall I?" "I told you I'm in a meeting" "Then why do you plague me with calls?" "Okay, let's go" "Meeting...don't you understand?" "Okay, shall I bring my bag then?" "Why did you bring me here?" "Isn't it your birthday?" "Go in and pray" "You also come with me" "I don't want to come, you go" "Get lost!" "Changed your mind?" "Even I don't have to wait for anyone's consent" "I decided on the day I professed my love to you" "You are my wife" "Let's wait for a while" "As soon as I get a job I'll myself tell my mom" "Till then make sure you don't tell Sarathy" "Bye" "Actually it's our wedding night" "I'd have agreed to spend the night with you even before we got married!" "Not like that...now that I'm married I have more responsibilities" "I need a job and a home of our own" "And I also need a lifetime to love you!" "Thinking of all this, I don't know if I can sleep tonight!" "But I'll sleep peacefully tonight" "I used to lie awake half the night, thinking who is there for me!" "Now you are here as my 'equal half'!" "How can you go away like this?" "Brother...your wife will be on your bike hugging you tight tomorrow" "Then you can ask her for this kiss, now your wife is off to sleep" "Stop...stop...stop Ice cream" "What do you want?" " Beer" " Slap you!" "You have to ride your bike, no?" "Tell me 1 minute" "Good afternoon" "My name is Sarathy I hope you remember me" "Whose number is this?" "As if you are picking my calls!" "I am with Keerthana I'll talk to you later" "Honking with your mouth to give the impression you're driving" "Talking in a husky voice as if you are in a meeting" "Copyright for all these tactics belong to me, so don't fool me" "Talk to Sarathy He doesn't believe me" "Hello, bro" "How are you, dear?" "I am good" "Where are you off to?" "Just down East coast road" "Why this sudden outing?" "Newly weds 1st time outing" "Hey!" "We didn't know where to go...so just like that" "You are married?" "!" "In the temple, yesterday" "He told me not to tell you" "Forget...forget...forg" "Let me talk to him" "He wants to talk to you" "Lunafic!" "I'll get the ice cream for us Eat whatever flavor I choose" "Tell me, dude" "Are you a human being?" " She was just kidding" " Just shut up" " Brother...?" "!" " Crazy female!" "You can't turn back the clock, da No use coming to this spot every year" "There's life after this, da" "Go away" "Go and tell them I am not interested in this wedding" "Why don't you?" "It's your wedding" "Tell your parents everything and live in your past lifelong" "You can't do that...right?" "Either you be happy or make them happy" "You know you can't be happy" "Why make them miserable?" "Sadist!" "John, if you think there is no life after losing your love no one will be alive after 25 years, da" "Only you and I know you were married" "Please, da" "Half the people do not marry according to their wish but still, don't they live?" "When you want to really live, you can start your life then" "To what extent a boy has loved a girl...!" "The fact you've told me this please do not tell John" "Even if I'm not drunk I'll forget whatever I spoke in the morning" "And I am so drunk now You don't have to worry" "Let me tell you this before I go" "If a man drinks after falling in love ...it is love-failure" "If he drinks after he is married ...his whole life is a failure" "Take care" "John is in the car" "I'll put him on his bed and leave" "Sorry, Regina" "If the one we love most dearly leaves us and this world it doesn't mean it is the end of the world!" "Someday, according to our wish-list, our life will also change" "It is changed for me" "I'll wait till it changes for you" "Church Father!" "Ask me now" "In front of this gathering, John, do you agree to wed Regina?" "Double okay" "Dear?" "Dear...!" "?" "You smile so beautifully in my dream" "Why don't you smile in real life?" "Get up, dear" "I've made coffee for you" "John...do you wake up late in the mornings?" "He is always a late-riser" "Only I know what I go through sending him to work...!" "Aiyaiyo!" "Torture" "Shower quickly Dad is waiting" "Let's all eat together" "Why do you keep looking at me?" "Dad is waiting, no?" "You need to be pampered Come out double quick" "Isn't she going overboard on her drama queen act?" "!" "As usual, you forgot to take your towel in" "All our neighbors have come Your friend Sarathy is also here" "They want to talk to you it seems" "Don't keep them waiting for too long" "She's got some ace up her sleeve" "Panchayat confirmed!" " Happy birthday, uncle!" " Happy birthday, John!" " Happy birthday, dude" " Happy birthday" "Why are you staring?" "Cut the cake...surprise for you" "Happy birthday, dear John" "Cut it, dude" "Why should I cut it?" "Let's celebrate without cutting the cake" " Okay, dude?" " Why?" "How do we eat if you don't cut it?" "Get a ladle and scoop it up like 'sweet pongal' in the temple" "Shutup!" "Cut it, man" "Cut the cake" "Isn't everyone waiting?" "Go ahead...cut" "What is this, dear?" "Happy birthday, John!" "John, don't open this in front of everyone" "It's something I searched and got specially for you" "See it when you're alone" "Dad, let's all take a snap 1 photo, please" "Come!" "Don't hesitate" "Come closer" "ls your official Mrs back or is it still your office miss in action" "This is my daughter" "Happily married, John?" "Waking up late everyday" "Going late for work" "Happy man, huh?" "Nothing like that, uncle" "John, has my daughter ever bought beer for you?" "Why, uncle?" "Does your daughter drink?" "Would you prefer if she drank vodka, so you could join in?" "Dudenl" "That's not it, Sarathy" "Whenever she wants something from me she bribes me with a beer That's why I asked" "You'll decently stop with 1 beer" "But our man needs an entire case!" "Will you shut up, please?" "Has my daughter never bought you beer then?" "No, uncle" "He's trying to subtly ask you for a beer?" "Yo...you should open the gift" "Oh...yes" "But she was emphatic you must open it only when you're alone" "Sorry, uncle I forgot" "Bloody gift!" "Hey!" "Go outside and play" "I have never been unfaithful to my wife even in my mind!" "Did you see the gift?" "I saw it, uncle" "So did I...!" " Darling?" " Yes, darling" "I'm going to Germany for 3 months on a project" "Okay" "I'll definitely come home when I get back here" " Okay, dad" " Bye" "I'll come down" "I'll see you" " I'll come down too, uncle" " No, it's not a problem" "Thanks, John" "Dad?" "You're happy, aren't you?" "How can I not be?" "You saw for yourself, didn't you?" "Dad?" "It's okay if you act out of love for me" "But why is John also acting?" "!" "Regina, this is your house" "This is your life" " Dad, you've misunderstoo" " Don't say anything" "Just think about it carefully" "Bye, Regi" "Dude, what's up with her?" "In the hospital she didn't want to accept me as her husband" "And now?" "Why are you so tensed?" "She's 'Drama queen' personified in front of her father, dude" "You've forgotten your towel, drink coffee, cut the cake...!" "Have you told her you love her?" "You haven't, right?" "Then why do you expect her to say it?" "That's how a normal couple behave, da" "She doesn't like living with me, bro" "Did she say that to you?" "Don't you understand as yet?" "She wants a divorce from me" "John!" "What problem?" "What divorce?" "Nothing, sir Small family problem" "We'll take care, sir You go, sir" "What family problem?" "Evening come to my home" "We will discuss" "Why should we talk about our family problem at his house?" "I've been searching for you everywhere and you're here!" "Just a little confused" "What?" "Sometimes things we accept are too difficult to be expressed, no?" "I don't get you" "At least I only heard he passed away!" "He watched her die in front of his eyes!" "If he's ready to change himself to lead a new life, all over again why can't I?" "Super!" ""m happy for ygu" "But you've got the transfer you applied for to Australia" "2 years" "It's your call now" "I'll send you the ticket" "Think about it" "Good evening, guys I got stuck in traffic" "Wait for 2 minutes" "Hi, honey!" "I am home!" "He howls like a wolf!" "Doesn't the servant also resemble our managing director?" "You're right, dude" "I am your boss Henry Can't you recognise me?" "Sorry, sir" "Sit...sit" "You went up as Mr Henry like an anchor in a reality show" "Now you come down in a lungi looking like a guava seller" "This is the original me Do I look local enough?" "What are you saying?" "We could force feed 300 kids by showing them your scary face" " No, dude?" " He's our boss, da" "I meant such a local face" " Funny guys!" " No shame" "Shanthi, is my fried fish from Vyasarpadi ready?" "This is my favorite item" "The maid?" "The fish, you idiot" "Help yourself" "Sir, you called us home" "I was a chain snatcher" "Huh..." "HUH?" " Sir...?" " Gold chain" "I failed 10th grade twice because lessons never got into my head" "Even lice will slide off your head How will lessons sink in?" "Wait, let me finish" "I'd go to Besant Nagar to steal chains" "Once as I was snatching a chain I saw the girl's face" "And instantly I got trapped" "By the police?" "Listen, man The girl trapped me!" "Those days, I didn't even know how to say 'I love you'" "I told her 'I like you a lot'" "You know what she said?" "'Take your hands off my chain Pass 10th grade and we'll see'" "I passed 10th grade I went and met her" "She said, 'Finish your MBA...'" "'Then I'll marry you'" "I somehow finished that too and went and saw her again" "They got us married" "That's when I found out her dad owned our store" "Owner?" "He gave me his girl on a golden platter as well as his office keys to me" "Why I'm sharing all this is my life started the day I told her I loved her" "When you profess your love loudly, your life will start too" "Don't bottle up your feelings That doesn't get you anywhere" "Hope you heard that!" "Drink some alcohol" "Sir...my wife doesn't like it" "Super!" "John, your life has just started, you can go" "Dude...?" "Sir, I'm not yet married" "Can I...ah...?" "Sarathy" "Your life and wife will never start" "Madam isn't picking up the phone" " Try again" " I can't" "Sir, someone from madam's office" "What is it?" "I need to give ma'am this cover" "I'll give it to her" "You...?" "Husband" "'U.S, Australia, even if it is Somalia, I'm okay with it'" "'I just want to leave this place, that's all" "You didn't drink today?" "I thought you don't like it if I drink...!" "You want a beer?" "'When my daughter wants something from me...' '...she'll always bribe me with a beer'" "'She wants a divorce, da'" "How do I start?" "John...?" "You want a divorce from me, right?" "You don't like being with me?" "I'll give it to you" "It's not that" "I'm going to Australia" "From this morning I was wondering how to tell you" "I went to the shop myself and bought you the beer" "It's nothing You drink" ""Eye and eyelid...parts of a whole Now severing...out of control"" ""When idea dawns of you and me as we just then dream dissolves abruptly"" ""Will the sun shine to renew the path covered with dew?"" ""Tender words, can you hear spoken by your heart, dear?"" "Did you want to say something else and did I jump to wrong conclu" "You were right..." "I was the one wrong in thinking" "Into my soul you percolated Drop by drop you relocated"" "Will you drop me at the airport tomorrow, or shall I" "Why are you angry?" "When I'm even giving you a divorce...won't I drop you?" "Good night" ""into my heart you pervaded In units of time you saturated"" "I can do it myself" "Regina...?" "Did you pack all your tablets?" "Regi...?" "Bye" "Did you tell her?" "I didn't...she left" "Me and you, you and me Everything is over, that's all" "Listen!" "Dai" "Yov!" "Move your car" "Move, man" "What the hell's your problem, da?" " John...?" " Regina?" " Where are you?" " In the parking lot" "Will you come up to the entrance, please?" "I'll be there" "Tell me" "Upstairs...at the immigration counter" "Surya...?" "Surya...!" "Excuse me, will you leave way for the next person in the line?" "Next please" "Surya" "Don't cry I'll talk to him" "Hey...!" "Sir..." "Surya...?" "Tell me" "You know Regina, don't you?" "When you were working in customer care on a wrong call you both got connected" "You went to the US and she got the news you committed suicid" "Who are you?" "John" "Who are you to her?" "Her husband" "I'm married, sir" "As soon as I saw her do you expect me to ask 'Hi Regina, shall we get married?" "'" "I don't mind sharing this with you" "My dad clobbered me and sent me off to USA" "I flew with fear in my heart" "I thought that was the end of my life and love" "After all 'love-failures' there is life, brother" "There is a good life waiting for everyone" "I agree, I miss her What can I do about" "I know very well she cannot forget me" "That's why I asked my friend to tell her I am dead" "I don't know if everyone is lucky enough to marry the person they love" "But the one you marry you can definitely fall in love with" "Sir, if you don't mind I can talk to your wife" "Get on with your life" "He just walked away as I was talking to him" "Do you think you are a hero?" "He is dead, right?" "Till now you've never heard what I wanted to say, right?" "You'll get it all wrong and act on it stupidly" "I wanted to open my heart to you, that night" "And you asked if I wanted a divorce!" "Today I told you I saw Surya" "You fall at his feet shamelessly" "Who will think of reuniting?" "You and I can never be compatible" "If only you had opened this gift that night we wouldn't be standing here like this" "'Don't open this in front of everyone'" "'It's something I searched and got specially for you'" "Regina...wait for me" "Get lost!" "There will be some village bumpkin Kanimozhi or Thenmozhi waiting for you" "Go behind her and woo her" "I'm not the right girl for you" "Stop" "I'm not scared of my dad" "I love you" "Brother..." "I already have a guy!" "You take care of the cooking I'll go see who is at the door" "Hi...is John in?" "Yes" "How many times have I told you not to call him home?" "If you ask him to stay for dinner I'll make mincemeat out of you!" "Who has come?" "What's up, dude?" "I'm getting married" "Invitation You must be there" "Where are you going?" "She has made biriyani for you" "Stay for dinner Or else she'll be angry" "How, dude?" "Even if Mr Big-shot to the outside world you are Mr Broomstick at home!" "My best friend, da!" "♪ A KHomeny007" " TUT Presentation ♪"