"Men, we live as a unit, we fight as a unit and we sleep as a unit." "It's been a rough week, and the battle for shut-eye." "The lemur auditorious assault has been merciless!" "But tonight its doze or die!" "Arm yourself for lights out!" "Uh, night cap skipper?" "Good point." "One cup puts me asleep like a teeny tiny little baby." "I mean, that's not your night cap." "That is." "Okay, maybe I'm not a 100% sleep shape." "." "Commencing "Lights Out Protocol"." "Where's the Private?" "For my kind offer when I made courtesy, bid me farewell" "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "Lights out!" "Reporting, Skipper." " Sorry, I was..." " Fraternizing with the enemy!" "Is that it, Private?" "Did you finally flip on us?" "No, Skipper, never." "It seems..." " the play is the thing I was..." " Private." "I will wring the answers out of you in the A.M.." "Now hit the box." "What's up with Skipper?" "He seems a bit crappy and paranoid." "I mean, you know, more than usual." ""Lemor Party Induced Chronic Insomnia"." "Commonly known as "LPICI"." "At least by me." "Earlier tonight, he spent an hour interrogating the coffee machine." "Give me your dark beedy secrets!" "Oh Skipper." "Good night, sweet prince." "and flights of angels..." "Stop it, Private!" "Ten P.M. Lights out." "Seriously." "Ten o'de clocks!" "I declare Lemur Memorial Day Eve festiveties open for partying!" "Oh let me!" "Sweet sour meat balls!" "Don't those lemurs never sleep?" "Kowalski, review recent boom box counter-measurs." "Let's see." "Monday, asked nicely to turn the music down." "Be quiet!" "This is New York." "The city that never sleeps!" "Because of you!" "Tuesday, gave dirty looks." "Wednesday, blasted penguin mating calls full volume." "No effect." "At least... not on the lemurs." "How're you doing?" "Recommendations for next move?" "To be, or not to be?" "That is the question." "We need action, not waffeling!" "Rico?" "Voila'!" "I like the way you think, soldier." "Perhaps we should try diplomacy." "The art of resolving disputes by negotiation or other non military means." "Great." "Why don't we just have a cursing bee while we are at it?" "I know, it goes agains every bone in your thermo-regulated body, Skipper but the diplomatic approach has been known to work." "Except when it doesn't." "Alright." "Anything to get a few dozen winks." "At the behest of the penguins, we call these peace treaty talks to order." "Quite right, Phil." "That is disturbing the peace treaty." "Thank you, thank you." "As king, I will speak first." "I shall give to you ..." "Mort, and you, you know, shall go away." "Oh, I'm a bargaining chip!" "Yay!" "We demand a ten o'clock curfew!" "No prob..." "Ten o'clock?" "Ten?" "We have not even begun to rock out by then!" "I love it that." ""Oh, ruffians that will swear, dance, revel the night!"" ""Hours filled up with riots, banquets, sports!" "..."" "Private!" "Buck off the oldtimer yankee-yak!" "We are negotiating" " But Skipper, it's..." "For you to be confined in contours!" "On the double!" "Aye, my lord." "And so from hour to hour, we rot and rot." "Oh goodie!" "I can still catch the show!" "And so we returned conquering..." "What's that word for weeklings again?" " Diplomats." " All I know is that" "I'm finally gonna win the battle for the Land of Nod." "Private's gone AWOL again!" "Game over, Private." "Who're you working for?" "I'm amazed and don't know what to say!" "That code again." "Who's your outside contact?" "Skipper, Private is no double agent." "He can't even cheat." "at Go Fish." "Alright, stand down, Rico." "Know this, Private." "I may be operating on short sleep rations but I have one watery blood-shot highly trained eye on you!" " Understand?" " Aye." "Clearly." "One more thing." "I have one watery blood-shot highly trained eye on you!" "Understand?" "Disturbing the peace treaty talk, round two." "We've reviewed the treaty." "One sided, demoralizing, insulting!" "Oh, doubly!" "And good to go." "Not so quickly tuxedo bird!" "We wish to add some little appendages." "Note the last item there." "You big brained penguinwill invent for me the solar powered karaoke!" "And there is one time when this guy said:" ""Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"" " How great is that!" " One moment!" "Alright, keep talking." " We had a deal!" " And we still do." "I just have swapped the parts I don't like with the parts I do like." "Take it or heave it." " Leave it!" " Leave it?" "Wait, leave what?" "I'll sign" "Skipper, you're not thinking clearly!" "That was a good one." "Don't try to confuse me with your legalese." "How about:" ""You're just little leather-jerking, crystal-button, agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter Spanish pouches!"" "It's true!" "I think." "I do not know the these words, but I know when I am insulted." "And I am insulted!" " Heave it!" " Wait, he didn't mean it..." "Where's the pen!" "I need a pen!" "Too late." "Good luck snoozing tonight." "I'm turning the volumes up now to milleven." "teen!" "No!" "He doesn't speak for us!" "He's gone AWOL!" "He's a traitor!" "Traitor!" "You're really not thinking clearly." "But Skipper, it was just Shakespeare in the park." "Speares!" "Shaking!" "In the park!" "It's worse than I thought." "Did you hear that?" "Artilellery!" "The spear shakers are coming!" "Private, lock down!" " But Skipper..." " That is an order, Kowalski!" "You might want to dial back yield fancy talk." "Do you even know what those words mean?" "No." "The blast of war blows in our ears!" "Do you hear that, boys?" "It's war talk!" "Just look at the size of that enemy in campement!" " There must be nearly 1982 of them!" "Looks to me like an innocent theatrical presentation." "What hace kings that Privates have not too?" "You call that innocent?" "It's a code." "Something about making Private a king!" " Do you really think..." " This is not a drill!" "It 's a full-blown coup!" "Initiate operation "Break Speare"!" "Phase one:" "locte enemy munitions!" "Please!" "We've go t to help Skipper!" "He suffers from sleep deprevation!" "I'm not hearing, or you think he's cute, you Traitor, you." "I'm not a traitor!" "I was just quoting Shakespeare!" "That last one was from King Henry V!" "What?" "Who is claiming to be a king, named Henry?" "That is a very stupid name for a king!" "You lead me to the stupid henry immediately!" "So I can ridicule his name and physical appearance." "Prepare for combat!" "I love thou, Kate!" "I will kiss your hand and I will call you my queen." "Wait. what play are we doing?" "Look!" "That guy is hitting the other guy." "With sharp pointed metal." "I took stage combat... and drama!" "You should have gone to knight school!" "It's the guys!" "I know only one thing about fights, they are losing!" "Bigtime!" "Come on!" " There are animals down here." " Get away!" "Skipper!" "I will interupt that silly game!" "Perhaps a diversion!" "No canon balls!" "What play is this?" "Okay, I have two big problematic problems with you!" "You pretendy king!" "Rabies spyder monkey!" " What?" " Hi, guys!" "You!" "Traitor!" "What have I done!" "What have I done!" "He definitely needs a nap." "Forgive me, Private." "I'll forgive you, Skipper." "It's not your fault that you can't sleep." "Private!" "You should be with Manfredi e Jhonson!" "you know?" "One up there, one down there." "No, it's make-believe?" "Harmless." "No, it isn't!" "I love this theater king!" "I'm adding season tickets to our list of demands." "But I think we don't need a treaty anymore." "Skipper has finally found a place to get some sleep."