"790:" "All night by the Zev Zev." "All night by the Zev I lay." "I found her tongue along my casing Licking the dirt away." "STAN:" "A meat loaf please Lexx, not too spicy, kind of medium spicy, and a few vegetables." "preferably high in fibre." "and a triple chocolate double dipped sweet Cluster fry, and sparkling water." " That's not quite what I ordered." " I try my best, Stan." "All aft by the Zev Zev." "All aft by the Zev I lay I felt her tongue" "Hello out there..." "Oops, ha!" "." "I'm trying..." "Is there anybody out there?" "Right..." "This is interesting, right?" "Love muff - muffin!" "Love muff - muffin!" "I picked up an intelligent signal from a remote drone, my sweet sex bomb of luscious love potion." "Why not come and visit the secondary resource planet Klaagia." "Some planets are good." "Other planets are not." "What is a secondary resource planet?" "Excuse." "We have plenty... plenty and more..." "Excuse me.Yes" "So... if you wanna go by the numbers, we are the sixth planet." "We're almost on a direct line between Marva and Dusak." "but since the war they're all gone... so... excuse me again..." "Survival is the key." "It's that time again." "Ooh, yuck" " I wanna spend my next vacation there." "Credo proprio..." "Methinks you should check us out." "Healthy tourism is always on the menu." "We want more people, people who are fresh." "People are like flowers ." "they sprout, they bloom, and then they die." "everything dies in the end, so..." "Look at me." "I'm OK." "Ooh, I think it's ..." "Do we have a fix on that planet?" "As you can see, security guard class retard the signal comes from a remote probe, not the planet itself and the recording on the probe did not provide useful information for determining the planet's location." "Well, if you figure out where it is, I wanna make it a candidate for target practice put them out of their misery." "The probe is slow-moving and there are no planets nearby." "They are probably already out of their misery" "Never too late to blow the place up." "But it might have some food." "I may be hungry Zev - but not that hungry." "We want more people, people who are fresh so come, visit Klaagia." "Food, Lexx!" "Food, food, food, food, food!" "We should have tried to find that secondary resource planet Stan." "It's all we've come across so far." "That was weeks ago!" "I don't care about then!" "I care about now!" "All I want is a teeny weeny plate of edible food Lexx." "it's not a lot to ask." "You're a big ship." "and I'm getting really really hungry and I just need something to take the edge off." "OK?" " My reserves are" " Don't say it again!" " I don't wanna hear it!" " I am hungry." "If I do not feed, I cannot produce food for you." "But we've gotta do something, I'm starving!" "We are going to have to find our own food." "Divine Predecessors - it's barbecue time." "Any volunteers?" "Think about what you are doing" " We are a tremendous library of knowledge." "And an excellent source of protein." "Please!" "eat the sixteenth Shadow, he deserves it." "He baked heretics by the hundreds and served them up at dinner parties." "That's a lie!" "I never did any such thing!" "They're all out to get me, they always have been!" "No, no!" "Please!" "Ah!" "..." "Oh, holy lizards" "I can't go through with it." " We have to eat something." " I know, I know!" "but they put me off my appetite." " Time to wake Kai" " No!" "We can't!" "He's only got a few days of protoblood left." "Kai said wake him if there's a crisis, and this is a crisis." "I think you should get 790." "Look, I've worked cryogenic tubes before this one's not that different." "I'm almost there" "It's not my fault, I'm not the one that smashed it" "Is he dead?" "He has been dead for 2000 years." "No, not alive dead, I mean dead dead" "Kai?" "Kai!" "Kai" "He's freeze dried" "Pupils aren't dilating" "I have to make sure" "Enough, enough!" "Admit it Zev, Kai is dead" "It's over" "What was that?" "Listen" "I don't know" "Asteroids?" "I think not, sweet one" " Then what?" " Planets." "Exploded remains of planets" " Did you set a new course?" " No!" "I believe the Lexx is acting on its own" " I am very hungry" " So are we" " Any sign of life down there?" " I do not know." "but the surface seems to consist of a degenerative organic material, which should satisfy my nutritional needs" "790?" "What can you tell?" "Life bearing planets usually emit electromagnetic flux." "except very primitive ones" "There are no indications of electromagnetic activity on this one" "If it has organic material, shouldn't it contain life?" "Maybe it once did" "I believe it is an orbiting dumpsite used for generalised waste disposal" " your basic garbage planet" "Then I say we waste it - blow it up" "Why?" "I have a bad feeling about it." "Besides, I hate garbage" "Stan." "if the Lexx eats, you eat" "Besides... there's something else we have to do" "Can't we just bury him out in space?" "Stanley Tweedle?" "I despise you" "So this is like the video benediction they give you before they shove you into the protein bank?" "No, Stan." "It's more respectful." "On my planet, they bury their dead" "I wouldn't wanna be left here if I was dead." "When you're dead, you don't care." "So, why are we doing this?" "Go ahead." "Uh" " Kai..." "Uh - thanks for not killing us." "And also for getting us through the fractal core." "we appreciate that, so, uh, thanks ." "and I guess in a way it's better now that you are gone, because you did spend most of the last 2000 years killing people" "Stan!" "that wasn't really Kai who did all that." "He did, Zev, he killed thousands of people!" "No." "His Shadow was controlling his body." "Last of the Brunnen G." "Last of the Brunnen G." " if you were alive " "Last of the Brunnen G." " if you were alive " " I'd want you to be the first man " " I used to want to die but now I want to live." "I think that's because, after meeting you," "I realised that people aren't always that bad" "I feel bad" "Goodbye Kai" " So?" " What?" "Let's get out of here?" "What's your hurry?" "The sooner we're back on the Lexx the better I'm gonna feel." "This place gives me the creeps." "We've got our whole lives to spend on the Lexx if you want Stan" "Look, er it's, er, not good news, what happened but er, we're all we've got now, and we're alive ." " So it's just you and me." " And me!" "Yeah." "A man, a woman" "And a robot head!" "Stan." "Zev." "Zev and Stan, together" "The two of us You're right Stan" "I do need you" "I need your magic hand, guiding your big ship in the Dark Zone so I can finally find a real man" "Merda!" "790?" "is there any sign of life on this dump?" "Clearly this planet was inhabited at one time, honey blossom. ." "During our landing I believe" " I mean, I think I observed" " Go on" " Nothing of importance" "Tell me!" "An abandoned habitational structure not far from this position." "But I do not recommend that you go there" "Ditto." "The sooner we get off this trash heap the better." "Stan." "don't you have any curiosity?" "Any sense of adventure?" "Not on this planet" "Well, I do" "Carnivores like to explore - it's part of our nature" "Actually the fool is right, love of loves" "I recommend we return to the Lexx and stay onboard until it completes its feeding" "Recommendation ignored" "It looks like there were a lot of people here once" "Not any more" "I saw someone" "We're landing" "Zev." "Lexx has been eating for a long time." "I'm sure the galley's working by now" "There's no reason for us to land" "What're you doing?" "Didn't you hear what I just said?" "Let's go" " What are you doing?" " Coming?" "You've got ten minutes only, then I'm outta here" "Don't you even joke about leaving me behind, Stanley Tweedle" "Boy, she is so stupid." " Can you see anything?" " Yes." "I can see clearly that we should go back to the moth and return to the Lexx at once." "Overruled." "Zev!" "Zev!" "Oh boy, she's really, really stupid" "Stupid." " What are they?" " Boxes, baby" "Is this what I think it is?" "I have no sense of smell." "This is food!" "It's really good food!" "I'm going back to the Lexx now!" "Zev, are you coming or not?" "It's her own fault" "I told her I wasn't gonna wait around forever." "Zev!" "I hear something" "I don't hear anything." "I have enhanced hearing capability" "790?" "I think we are safe" "I don't know" "I've got a bad feeling" "Did you hurt yourself, love gunk?" "My name is Zev of B3K, number 790." "Ah!" "Zev!" "I love you,Zev!" "I hate you Zev" "Zev?" "Where are you Zev?" "I can't see you, are you OK?" "Zev!" "Zev?" " 790?" " Butter thighs are you all right?" "I don't know" " I think we should go back to the moth." " With alacrity" "Sweet sweet shapes." "Long and lean mister." "Trade ya?" "You're clean" "I'm so happy!" "He's clean." "He's clean" "Hurry." "We're safe now" "Thanks for helping me out" " Who knows you're here?" " Besides the guy with the axe, nobody" "Tu..." "Do you like me?" "Yeah, I suppose so." "Shh" "Who are you?" "Stanley." "Stanley Tweedle." "What are you doing here?" "I'm looking for one of my crew." "I lost her after she came this way" " Your crew?" " Yeah, from my ship" "She was checking this place out after we spotted something from the air" "What's so funny?" "Nothing" " So, look" " Wist." "Wist?" "can you help me?" "I can help you" "Bene." "So what did that guy mean when he said I was clean?" "I dunno." " he's crazy." "So what happened here?" "What do you mean?" "This planet's a dump just one big garbage dump." "It has no future" "What about its past?" "Past?" "Well, yeah, what was it like before?" "Delicious" "Plentiful" "Things are not clear, I barely remember" "So, how did, how did you end up here?" "I was born here" "Where are your parents?" "Parents?" "Family." "Family?" "You know, like, em, your mother and your father and" " you know, cousins and " " Dead." " Huh?" " All dead" "Oh." "I'm sorry." "Everything dies, Stan." "I'm OK" "Va bene." "You have any food?" "Don't you have any food on your ship?" "well, yeah, usually, but it ran out." "See, it er, it has to eat to make food for us." " Has to eat?" " Yeah, it's living." "Well, you know, mostly living." "A flying bug" "Really powerful." "Its name is Lexx" " A living ship?" " Yeah, that's right" "How do you fly such a vessel?" "Er, with this." "I put my hand on a special template and I tell it where to go" "I'm the only one that can fly it." "It's that simple" "Yes." "It is" "So - do you have any food?" " No." " No?" "I thought you said you could help me" "I can help you." "OK." "What do you eat?" "I haven't fed in a while" "Zev!" "I almost forgot, I gotta go find her" "Rise" "Shall we go look for Zev?" "Huh?" "Zev?" "Who's Zev?" "You're crazy." "Body wake." "Body sleep" "Zev, Zev, Zev, Zev, Zev, Zev, Zev, Zev!" "Have you seen Zev?" "Ah!" "Hi Snik." "Still alive" "Fresh body" "Snik got fresh body" " Uh huh." "You ready to play a game?" " No, no games." "Snik have body, really." "Prime prime." "Fresh fresh." "We don't want any more of your week old dead rats, thank you." "If you want Pattern, you've gotta play game" "No, no, it's different." "She's clean she's total clean and alive alive, fresh fresh" "If there were a fresh body out there Wist would have come round." "Have we seen Wist?" "No." "So tell me where did you find this wondrous specimen?" "You - you give me Pattern first" "You bring us the body first, and then we'll talk Pattern" "You'll just rip me off - rip me off" "Look Snik, we're busy here, OK?" "No, no, no!" " stay, stay" "Snik need Pattern, need Pattern" "Tell you what cut a piece off and bring it here, and maybe we'll let you have a little" "Cut a piece." "Snik cut a piece." "What piece?" "What piece?" "The head head, moron moron so we can make sure as she's clean clean" "OK" "Snik'll bring you head but Snik needs Pattern" "Sweet sweet shapes, sweet sweet shapes" "That's the key thing right right" "Feed feed shapes, feed feed shapes" "But who is the king tonight?" "Who is the king tonight?" "Pattern is the thing, the key thingaling" "But who is the king of Pattern?" "I said who is the king, the kingthingaling" "Who is the king of Pattern?" "Who is the king of Pattern?" "Bog is the king, the kingthingaling" "Bog is the king of Pattern Bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo" "Bog is the king of Pattern" "Thank you, Kusak" "Good luck Feemak" "Good luck, Kukaru." "Now remember" " the house always wins." "Methinks - it's time." "Let the game begin" "Game, game" "game game game" "I like the game." "I just like it" "I'm a winner, I'm a winner, I'm a winner!" "No, no!" "I'm a winner" "I won a whole." "This is a quarter" " a quarter at best Times have changed, Feemak" "Today, we're making some new rules." "From now on, a whole flask will only be a quarter" "Yes!" "New rules day" "I only lose a quarter cut." "No, Kukaru." "But wholes are quarters" " you just said!" "All you need to know is that the house always wins" "So what do I lose?" " A whole cut!" "You get a double cut" "Ah, Bog no no!" "Who's next?" "Wist!" " it's been forever" "Bog..." " Yes darling?" " I need Pattern" "Uh, we have - plenty of that here" "Don't I know you?" " Friend of yours?" " Stanley Tweedle." "Tweedlededum" " I'm Bog Bog." "Bog bog diggety dog" "I am the king of this lovely planet." "Welcome home" "Pattern" "He will need all of it" "You'll need all of it, she says" "Yes." "Why not?" "why not give him all of our Pattern?" "I remember!" "You were on the recording, on the probe" "We need some more" " as a matter of fact, I am brewing some fresh Pattern right now" "Yeah, yeah - you were the guy, you were saying something about" "Oh!" "I can't remember." "So what's this Pattern stuff anyway?" "I grind it myself I want another spin!" "I want another game!" "You have to admire Kukaru" "He's in good spirits" " gleaming with Pattern" "Spin spin spin spin!" "Once upon a time a long time ago, we had plenty of Pattern" "Lots of people." "We were rich" " not anymore" "Less people, less Pattern" "Of course, you're wondering why, aren't you, Tweedledum?" "So ask me, why?" "OK" " why?" "What is the point of the game?" "What is the point of the game?" "The point of the game is that there's always another point and another one, and another one, and so on , and so forth" "The points become dots." "The dots become a line." "The line is part of a bigger circle" "Why?" " the circle of life" "Kukaru is not screaming because he's afraid to lose his life" "He's screaming because he's afraid he's not going to get anymore Pattern" "No." "Not yet Stan" "All in good time" "As I expected - not exactly premium" "But in order to get fresh Pattern sparkling Pattern we need fresh bodies." "Now, that's been a while" "The last one was - when you were here last, remember?" "I know where to find a fresh body" " Is this your ship?" " Oh!" "no, no, no!" "This is what we fly in to get there" " I want to fly it" " No, no, no." "I think" "Yes, it's a good idea, you should fly it, why not?" "Well" " I like it" "Snik need something sharp" "Hello down there" "Nobody home" "Stan?" "I don't get it, he was just dead!" "I mean, he was alive dead for 2000 years but this time he was dead dead, really" " 2000?" "2000 - that's a lot of birthday parties" "Is there anybody else on the ship?" "Oh, yeah..." "Body?" "Over here" " Hiya Snik" " No... she, she's mine" "Bye, bye, Snik." "No!" "no please, Pattern now" "Snik needs Pattern now" "Please, don't lock up Snik." "Please, please." "Snik needs Pattern now Now?" "Now!" "Now!" "Pain pain in the brain brain" "Pattern now!" "It's gonna be pain pain in the brain brain any second now" "Ahhh..." "They're so beautiful Spare us, please spare us" "We are more use to you alive" "We contain the memories of thousands and can guide you to planets containing treasures beyond your wildest imaginings" "I like you." "I mean that" "These brains will make brilliant p-p-Pattern." "These are the days of p-p-plentiful." "Only better" "Get it off me get it off!" "Behave yourself" "Help me, get it off me!" " So funny" " Get it out!" "You - you - you - you" "You - heavenly sort of - brother" "Get up, get up" "I say, I say " "More!" "More!" "Oh, oh, excuse me?" "Ah yes it's a sweet life, it really can be" "I'm tickled to death" "Your worm is your friend" "OK" "Please, Pattern, please, Pattern" "Pattern now!" "No, can't find no Pattern" "It's gone back in" "Yeah." "Brain's gone but I think it weighs about as much as it always did" "Not alive enough for you, am I?" "See, what did I tell ya" "What's your status, Lexx?" "My nutrition banks are 68% full" "We can take off right now if you want, yeah" "Yeah, let's do something" " let's go fishing" " We're not ready" "Right ready, we're not ready" "We too have to feed, before we can travel but soon, darling, soon soon" "No, no, no, no, Grullek, you don't know anything" "I know more than you!" "This one" "Wrong" "This one here" "Loser" "Zev!" "Zev?" "Zev!" "Zev!" "Oh, Zev!" "This is the happiest moment of my existence" "Silnik!" "It's that stupid robot head you out in" " No, no, I didn't " " I saw you!" "No, I didn't" " Are you OK?" " Perfectly." "I'm making this recording in the hope it might be of some use to whoever might find it" "All the planets in this system, except Klaagia, managed to mutually destroy each other in a trade war" "Klaagia survived." "I guess because as a garbage planet with a few hundred workers it wasn't a significant target" "We thought we were OK, until we discovered that the Marvans had infected Klaagia with a type of predator used in the early stages of the war." "The predator is a queen, which uses satellite worms... to infect and enslave people by attaching to their brains." "I encountered the queen." "For some reason she didn't kill me, but she scanned me, keeping some sort of image." "I don't know why." "More and more of us are getting infected all the time." "Our situation is getting desperate." "ommander Bog and the others are building a probe to send out for help." "I don't know who to, 'cause I don't think there's anybody left out there." "I think all I can do now is to somehow, some way find the queen again, and kill it." "I know there's not much hope." "I'm probably not alive now." "but it's OK." "Everything dies sometime..." "I guess you found the queen." "This used to be a plentiful planet." "with lots of delicious things to eat." "Do you like me?" "The dead do not have likes" "It's OK." "Everything dies" "Did you learn anything of interest?" "Some things" "Do you want to kiss me?" "As much as I want to kiss anything" " I don't understand" " You should" " You are dead" " Everything dies." "Where's the queen?" "This planet is not delicious anymore." "How can you be stopped?" "Time will stop me" "Do you like me?" "The first perfectly fresh body we've had since forever and you, without my permission, decide to mix it with Snik?" "!" "Get her out" "Grullek, I am really disappointed in you" "But Boork put the robot head in" "Let her go" "Kisses can as kiss kiss can" "I digeridoo" "Will you let me go?" "Yes." "Show me your tongue again" "Lips of roses" "My body is perfect" "It was altered by a machine, into the ultimate female form" "Silk and honey, milk and cookies" "If you untie me, I can do anything you want" "Really?" "I was designed for love." "I love - riding ponies" "I can take you anywhere" "Can you take me home?" "Yes." "We are home" "Ah, yes." "I" " I have to concentrate" "Hook her up" "Stan!" "Boys!" "Stan!" "Stan!" "Stan!" " Do I know her?" " Do you know her?" "Yes, we all do, it's Zev!" "She came with me on the Lexx and she's clean yeah, clean Zev fresh, clean, we need clean" "Stan, we should never have come here." "You were right, I was wrong." " Now please, get your brain back in gear and do something" " Yeah, let's do something." " Er - do you wanna kiss her?" " No." "She'll become Pattern." "We need to feed before we go" "OK, it's clear you're in charge." "Just tell me what you want and let's do " "Oh good, brains." "Ah!" " The rest - up on the rack" " The rack!" "Pa pa pa pa pa Pattern!" "When it rains, it pours" "There - you can even watch" "Stanley - you do the honours" "Oh" " Come on No, you" "We need more brains Ah!" "We're making Pattern history here" "You see you can't just set the machine and that's it" "Pattern making is an art" "Every piece of meat is different." "It has a different personality, a different scent of soul." "The art is the nose that knows the flow goes into the bouquet" "Balance and counterbalance" "OK, boys" "This one's on the house" "I could really use another blast of Pattern right about now" "No." "You're the captain" "Er - yeah." "Well " "That's what I call  good Pattern" "Here we go Stan" "Oh, we forgot the head" "Ooh, stupid" " and the female." "His body release his body" "We'll blend them all in together" "Excellent idea ." "but then again, you could coarse chop the leftover brains simmer add seepage" "Excuse me?" "Then add the female." "then introduce me in slices once they've formed a roux" "Ask permission to go to the hole." "Go" "Come, Stanley All right, the hole" "The hole." "Hole!" "Hole!" "Hole!" "No!" "The game is to feed." "Would you deny me a future?" "Oh, yes." "You are not relevant" "Bye, bye, Wist!" "Hole!" "Hole!" "We thought you were gone" "Almost" "The worms revived me with an enzyme to determine whether I was a suitable host" "Don't tell me you've got a worm too" "No." "I did not turn out to be alive" " so they rejected me" "They're feeding the queen The queen?" "Yes." "The worms are no more separate from their queen then your blood cells are from you." "It is not uncommon in nature" "So the queen is down that hole?" "Looks like it" "What is it?" "Do you know?" "It is a type of predator" "What does it want?" "A new opportunity to eat." "Best part of the day" "I like the hole too" "Hey, Stanley." "Ha ha, big Bog dog" "Che succede?" "Who are you?" "Visitors" "Is it over?" "Yes." "Yes." "I think you have entered the final stage." "Your worm will eat your brain" " I feel it" "The worm is turning" "Stan?" "My mind is full of things but I can't remember." "The circle is complete." "Goodbye Stanley Tweedledee... ..dum..." "Ah, ok." "Bye Bog!" "Woo!" "Hi guys" "Take Stan back to the Lexx, but you cannot leave" "But " "I think that if we separate Stan from the queen, his worm will kill him, like them" "The way to save him, is to kill the queen" "Kai!" "Bye Kai!" "Woo!" " Come on Stan." "Let's go" " Go, yes, yes, makes good sense" " Stan, come on" " We should go, yeah" "One for Stanley" "We cherish you, we thank you" "Yeah, sure" "Oh, heaven" " Stan, we don't have time for that" " I have to, I have to" " Stan, come on" " I have to" "Stan, we have to go Stan!" "Do you like me?" "When I was little" "I had to do all sorts of things to survive." "That's just the way it was." "I don't even remember where I came from. ." "I found myself on Klaagia." "and it was delicious and plentiful." "The game is to feed, ." "and to feed, you have to adapt" " You killed Wist" " She tried to kill me" "The game is over." " I will kill you" " That is not necessary." "Why?" "I am no longer relevant" "I do not understand." "It's OK." "Everything dies" "That's why we have daughters, so life goes on after us" "That's the key thing" "You won't kill me" "Everything dies" " Thank you" " Nice lady." "We will be eternally grateful to you." "Your every wish will be our command." "Yeah." "I really believe that." " Stan..." " Zev!" "Stan!" "Lexx" " I command you to lift off" "I have not completed my feeding" "My reserves are at 93% capacity" "Lexx!" " I command you to immediately lift off" " As you request, Stan" "Bye, Klaagia!" "I knew you'd come back for me, oh love of loves." "There's something stranger than usual about the waste of protein" "I know" " Hi Zev" " Stanley?" " we're not leaving without Kai." "There are so many delicious planets out there, with lots of food on the surface, dark, wet, rich inside" "You slug!" "You animal!" "Wist!" "Ha ha" "Distress!" "Distress!" " I am being penetrated!" " Mamma's home!" "Whoo!" "That calls for a smattern of Pattern" "We are not leaving without Kai" "You're no match for me, Tweedle, you will do exactly as I say" "Uh oh!" "Ah!" "What is that?" "Be careful Zev" "Say hello!" "Ouch!" " Please - if you pull it out I'll die" " Pull." "Pull!" "Zev, please stop" "It's Pattern time!" "Stan!" "something is biting me and it hurts a lot" "Stan!" "Stan, I want it off me" " Stan?" "Do you like me?" "That feels better" " Stan!" " Zev!" " you're alive!" "Ecstasy times infinity squared" "Wake up, living man" "Uh?" "What's that thing in my neck?" " What's that?" "!" " A dead satellite worm" "This part was attached to your brain" "It controlled you" "Can I get sick now?" "And a quadruple chocolate double dip sweet Cluster fry make it two of 'em" " no, gimmee all you got!" "As you request Stan" "Can I have chocolate with that too?"