"RELEASED ON PROBATION each your existence each your delight" "each your style way and charm each your language and temper each your hue" "the same joy despite differences the same belief in human warmth" "the same hope for peace and love the same glow" "we are living lights stars on the way" "turned on by the thrill of life intimacy and fun" "struck by the stream of smiles and the bending hearts" "dancing the sparkling dream that's burning in me to tum your light on" "Stop!" "John." "It won't do." "You're singing offkey." "Try "To Anacreon in Heaven"." " Can I ask you something?" " Yes, as long as you don't sing." "I've had a request in for conditional release for a long time." " What the hell is going on?" " Follow me to my office." "Well, everybody's positive." "It's just up to me to make the final decision." "So ... tell me what's on your mind." "It's my son in Jutland." "He's written that he's in trouble and I have to come and help him." "He's never asked anything of me before." " Have you become sentimental?" " Of course not." "But, as he writes:" ""What the hell is a dad for?"" " I've been in therapy for a while." " Yes, that's quite the thing now." " I've had an epiphany." " What?" "Have you become pious?" "No, something came up in me." "Therapy is about your childhood." "I looked down and saw a lot of crap, drinking, lying and violence." "And then it went away, and a light appeared." "I feel like I can fly." " Over the wall?" " Of course not." "And what is the point of it all, then?" "Love and freedom." "Freedom and ..." "Christ." "It's never too late and I know that I can find it out there." "As you know, I control everything in our nice social institution." "Everything." "But there's something that basically controls this jail." "Drugs?" "I don't have anything to do with that crap." "No, but if anyone knows what's going on, it's you,   and there's a lot of dealing." "If I sign these papers, you're a free man ... on probation." "In return you have to give me a name." " You're ugly." " I can't really help that." "No, but you can bloody well stay at home." "Over my dead body." "I thought you wanted to get out and be with your family." "You sure as hell won't find love and freedom here." " Chicago." " Who the hell is Chicago?" "It's Heinrich, the commando soldier." "The cowfucker." "Him?" "Does he call himself Chicago?" "He's always talking about his big days in Chicago." "He's bloody well never been to Chicago." "He was kicked out of the army for fear of flying." "There!" "Approved." "Released on probation." "But if you so much as steal an apple, you're going straight inside again." "You're not allowed to smoke on the train." " Hi, Kenneth." " Hi, John." "It's great you could come." "I really need your help." "I'm up to my neck in crap." "Don't you have any luggage?" "Nothing but my high spirits and a permit to walk the streets   signed by one of the biggest bastards to walk on two feet." "As Jesus says:" ""Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses."" "Can you spare a coin or something?" " Okay?" " Yes, that's fine." "Kenneth, you're kidding." "I'll be damned." "Look at that." "It's yours?" "You're doing great, Kenneth." "What's on your mind then?" "I'd like to wait till we get home." "Bettina's been looking forward to meeting you." "You can't smoke in my car." " Excuse me?" " You can't smoke in my car." " Throw it out." " Oh." "Come on." "I'm just having a cigarette." "Your car?" "Strictly speaking, isn't it your father-in-law's?" " What did you say?" " I just want to have a cigarette." "Not that, the other thing." "This car is your father-in-law's." "It's bloody well not yours, is it?" "And why couldn't it be mine?" " Kenneth, damn it." " Shut up, John." "It's my car and I've been looking forward to showing you." "Out." " What?" " Out." " Out?" " Out." " We'll start afresh." " Kenneth, damn it." "Kenneth, damn it." "It takes 10 minutes to walk back, or you'll do what I say." "I'd been looking forward to this." "No, we'll start afresh." " Go back." " And then what?" "Go on." "Further back." "We'll pretend that you're coming from the station now,   and I'm waiting for my dad who I haven't seen for two years." "Go on." " Hi, Kenneth." " Hi." " I'm so happy to see you." " I'm happy to see you, too." " That's your car?" " Yes." "What kind of engine does that devil have?" "12,8 intercooler with the biggest turbo." " I'll be damned." " Yes." " Kenneth?" "How about a ride?" " Hop in." "In return you have to give me a name." "Over my dead body." " Chicago." " Who the hell is Chicago?" "It's Heinrich, the commando soldier." "The cowfucker." "Him?" "Does he call himself Chicago?" "He's always talking about his big days in Chicago." "You just take it easy." "Hi, Bettina." "Well ..." "I'll be damned." "He's ..." "He's a lovely boy." "He's a real live wire." " Are you colour-blind?" " Like hell I'm colour-blind." "Sit down." "I want to tell you something." "Well, the thing is ..." "I'm about to tell you a family secret." "This isn't as strange as you might think." "It was your great-grandmother." "When she was a young girl in a nice family in a nice, little town,   she was bored, so when the circus came to town she was glad." "They all went to the circus, and she sat there,   this beautiful, young, white girl, and then a fakir came in." "A big, handsome, black, strong man." "She fell deeply in love with this fakir and then ..." " The girl was pregnant." " Exactly." "It was a scandal because the circus had left." "A big scandal." "The baby, your great-grandmother, was brown." "She was adopted into our family." "When she became pregnant, she had my mother, but she was white   because sometimes it skips a generation." "She was white as a girl in a baker's shop." "She was white as snow." "Areal, little, colourless Dane." "It's happened in history, too." "If we take Elvis Presley." "His family was black." "You can tell by his singing." "But when he was born, there was a little, white boy in the crib." "It was Elvis." "He was adopted into a musical, white family." "Otherwise we wouldn't have had "Tutti Frutti" or "Hound Dog"." "Yes, that makes you wonder." "The same blood, but different colour." "That's what's happened here." "There's nothing to be afraid of." "That little boy is your son, and that's final." "I know what you've been thinking about your wife." "There's no reason for that." "She's a nice girl." "Maybe I don't know much, but I do know something about women." "And you know what?" "Every family has secrets." "You know what, father-in-law?" "When you've been away  to Hamburg and Amsterdam, right?" "Now the red lights are blinking." "I have an idea, because I know a young man   who I've been talking to in the place where I've been." "In jail." "The young man's dad is a professor of genetology, you know, inheritance." "Maybe I could get the professor to look at your son." "Hi, buddy." "Then he could explain that it's all scientifically correct." " What are you going to call him?" " John." "John?" "You bloody well can't call somebody John." "Shut up, Mads Ole." "Did grandma never tell you that her granddad was a negro?" " No." "Well, here you are." " Yes." "You can stay here until ..." "Well, we'll see how it works out." "This is my father-in-law's trailer." "He has a job for you at 6 o'clock in the morning." "No smoking inside." "6 o'clock?" "I'm glad you're here." "Goodnight." "Goodnight." "I'll be damned." "You're not very good at that, are you?" "Don't you think you should stick to jumping jacks and clothes-pegs?" " What do you do in prison?" " The same as you." "What is that?" "Jerk off." "That you're related to a negro, you can tell that to the marines." "Did you see how many black pigs we have here?" "Did you?" "Some of the bitches are crazy about those monkeys." "They say they have a dick like a role of tar paper." "No offence to your daughter-in-law  but you can tell that she's a bit slow, right?" "She's never had any self-control." "Never." "I think half the town's fucked her." "I'm sorry for her mum and dad." "They'll do anything to get her settled down." "But she's suited to your son." "He's not the sharpest tool in the box." "Couldn't he get any pussy in Copenhagen?" "What the hell is going on?" "One day and you're already in trouble." " My father-in-law is pissed." " Why doesn't he say something?" "He did." "He said: "He's your dad, and you have to dealwith it."" "Dad, damn it." "Mads Ole is my father-in-law's right hand man." "He's been in the company for 20 years." "He should get a medal." " He should get a fine." " A fine?" "If he's spent 20 years here, he's none too bright." "Stop it." "John, you know what?" "That's assault." "It's water." "It's nothing but water." "And you know what?" " You have to defend your family." " That's a little late." "What do you think I've been thinking about in jail since your wedding?" "Fuck that Mads Ole, forget about him." "He wasn't bothering me." "It was you." "He was bad mouthing you." "He was bad mouthing your wife and your boy." "You know what?" "He can't do that when I'm listening." "No, no, no." "What the hell is a dad for?" "I'm going to the Netherlands." "Out of the way." "Hey, shitface, come here." "You're called Bare Arse, right?" " You're being released soon?" " In a little bit." " I have a job for you." " Okay." "The little, fat guy from the chorus, the one who sings offkey." " I want him taken out." " Okay." "What will I get for it?" " A Mercedes 300 SL." " I'll take him out." " Who's the biggest gossip in town?" " Mrs. Jørgensen at the supermarket." "Hello." " Henning." "What do you have there?" " I don't like you touching me." " What's going on?" " You took something, I can tell." " He stole a packet of sausages." " Maybe he's hungry." "I'll pay for them." "Hi." "Well, how's the baby?" " Isn't he lovely?" " Yes." "If you have a black person in your family, it can skip a generation,   and that's what's happened here." "He's a bloody sensation." "He's being examined by a professor from Copenhagen." "Can you tell that I have a black great-grandfather?" "Take a look." " Can't you see that we're alike?" " Yes." "And then the sausages, too." " It's Kenneth." " Say hi." " Hi." " Yes." "We're out." "We're at the supermarket." "I have so much to tell you." "Yes, that's fine." "You dad says hi." "Bye." "Can I borrow that?" "Yes, it's me." "Hello, John." "Professor?" "Well, I'll just make a stop at the library, right?" "I said the library, damn it." "Oh well." "What did you say?" "Released on probation." "Christ." "See you." "I'll do it." "There ..." "Yes, sweetie." " Don't you like soccer?" " The sound of the TV scares me." " There's nothing to be afraid of." " Yes, there is." " What?" " All sorts of things." "Okay." "John, thank you for helping me here." " You're a wise man." " No one's ever accused me of that." "Yes, you're a wise man." "Even though what you say isn't quite right, it sounds right." "Hey, hey, hey, it's right." "No, I had a miscarriage just after the wedding." "Kenneth is away all the time." "The car he got, he bought from my dad,   but he can hardly pay for it, the instalments, that is." " You have to fend for yourself." " Fend for yourself." "Thanks a lot." "But Bettina, you must have some fun once in a while, too." " We go dancing." " Does Kenneth go dancing?" "Otherwise I don't see anyone." "But sometimes at night, I had a visitor." "Couldn't you have said no?" "He came at night when it was dark." "Sometimes he held me." "We'd just hold each other." "We could stand like that for an hour." "Completely still." "You can't have been completely still." "Fortunately, he's left now." "He couldn't stand it." "It's not good that Kenneth is away so much." "Don't be afraid." "I'll look after you." " That's not what I'm thinking of." " What is it, then?" " I'm thinking of you." " Me?" "I think you're very lonely." "I'll be damned." "Hi." "You look a sight." "Are you going to a carnival?" "Come here." "Oh yes." "He's lovely." "A magnificent specimen, I'd say." "I can see the obvious likeness from both   the young mother and the young father." "I'll admit that the genetic skip is rather prominent." "That's what is called the dialectics of genetics." "And what is that?" "Well, simply  that elements from the forefather's or foremother's races,   if you can use that word today,   they sort of hibernate in the man's spermatozoa." " Homo sapiens." " Homo?" "Yes, homo sapiens, that's the human being." "Homo sapiens is a big riddle,   and that has resulted in didactic research." "What happens is that when the man becomes a bit horny  and has a shag and starts screaming like a guinea pig   and it ends with ..." "We know." "That's why science is so important." "There is a positivisation of the muscle mass and the brain mass." "The human being is a riddle." "It's difficult to understand what we've inherited in our genes." "It's the lack of understanding of our diversity  which has been the cause of great disasters, wars." "Lack of understanding between man and woman, parents and children, races   generally lead by a few picturesque bastards." "Hence our wish, and I'm speaking on behalf of science, is   that we learn to understand each other  and accept the genes we were given   which we pass on to our children." "You're good at playing professor." "I am a professor." "I'm a professor of stories." "Tall stories." "Thanks for your help." "Do you want a ride to the station?" "No thanks." "I think I'd rather walk." "By the way, John." "A little idiot called Bare Arse is looking for you." " No, Bare Arse is in jail." " Not any more." "Yes." "Hi, Kenneth." "Sit down." "What's up?" "I just wanted to thank you for the professor." " Great." " Bettina's very happy." "It was nice of you to arrange it." "I have something out here so you can get around town." "Yes, what is it?" "Yes, that's enough." "Watch out, easy." "Nice and easy." "Yes." "Yes." "Stop." "And up." "Look, it's askew here." "If you put it here, it tilts this way." "There it tilts downwards, so if you go down   it takes it straight up, and up there it's straight down." "That's it." "Not too fast when you make a sharp tum, or you'll tip over." "Hey." "Keep a hand on the knob, then you have the wheel." "Back." "Look at your wheel." "Hey." "John, lower it again." "John ..." "Hey?" "John ..." "No, no, no!" "Tum it off." "Lower the forks." "Down, down, down." " Does your father-in-law know this?" " We can do a bit on the side." "Mads Ole always has." " For 20 years?" " Shut up, John." " What's in the boxes?" " Art materials from the Netherlands." "I drive for them now." "They pay well." "Yes, it's black money." "But that's a bit easier, because they're artists, right?" "Yes, they're the ones who made the Little Mermaid, right?" " You know what, Kenneth?" " It's my business now." " I have a lot of expenses." " I'm just a bit worried about you." "Well, don't worry." " You look a sight." " We're going dancing." "You, too." " Don't I have to babysit?" " You're going dancing." "Yes, that's great." "Thank you and thank you to the music." "It's looking great from up here." "We have a guest today." "What was your name again?" " My name is John." " John, right." "Welcome, John." "You can join us." "Come on up here and dance." " Knud, can't you move?" " Yes, come on op here." "Just try to keep up." "Let's take it from the top." "Okay, and music, please." "One, two, three, four." "Thank you." "Thank you to the music." "Well, John, did you dance before?" "That's a bloody long time ago." "We used to jitterbug." "Jitterbug?" " We can jitterbug if you want." " Do you know how to jitterbug?" "I'm an old standard dancer." "We'll work it out." "Put on number 18." " I haven't had much time to ..." " He's been in jail." "Shut up, Mads Ole." "Music, please." "Come to daddy." "What are you whispering about?" " We're just making a bet." " What about?" "When you're going to piss off to Copenhagen again, you prick." "How about just taking it easy, buddy?" "We all have to be here." "I'm doing my best." "I haven't been in the same place for 20 years." "I'm going to stay here   and help my son and my daughter-in-law with the baby." " Oh, the little, black accident." " What did you say?" "The little, black accident." "You heard the professor explain the scientific facts." "If he was a professor, my arse is a plane." "Kenneth is the father of that boy." "It's as simple as that." "How thick can you be?" "Willy, hold my beer." "Do you have a problem?" " Pick it up." " No." " I said, pick it up." " No." "Sissy." "God damn it!" " Stop!" " What?" "Stop, damn it." "You can hear me." "It really sucks." "Mads Ole wants to report it to the police." "Yeah, that's what you would expect from him, the sissy." " Well then ..." " What?" "What about you?" "Don't you have a say?" "Stop it." "Kenneth, that's up to you." "Don't worry, it won't be reported." " Did you tell them where to get off?" " No, it was my father-in-law." " Your father-in-law?" "Kenneth." " He said it wouldn't be reported." "But you can't stay here." "I think that's best anyway." "He's the parish council chairman." "They need a man in the charity shop." " Charity shop?" " Shut up, John." "Here's a note with the address." "They have a room there, too." "What?" "See, there's mum." "There's mum." "Goodbye." "since the day you came into this world you have been the sun in my mind it was you I was always thinking of it was you I could never reach my boy you have to grow big and be the pride and joy of your mum and dad" "and if one day you have another granddad" "Stop it." "You can come by as often as you want." "Well, I probably will." "I'm a bit late." "Are you happy with the room?" "But there's something I'd like to ask you." "I can't sleep with a naked man staring at me." "He's not completely naked." "We'll just take it down, then." "I have your best interests at heart." "The one who loves much, is forgiven much." " Who says that?" " It's in the Bible." "Does it say what to do when a son has kicked out his dad?" "He does it because he loves you." "Read about the Prodigal Son." "How about the Prodigal Dad?" "I'm more in need of that." "No, what you're in need of is humbleness   where you kneel to the Lord and thank God." "You won't get me on my knees." "I'll sell these old clothes but I won't listen to this nonsense." " Your head will bang against a wall." " Who says the wall will stand?" "God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb, and all is well." " Yes, take a crap, it's swell." " It's all about love." " Does anyone buy this?" " Yes." "Nobody wants to create a stir." " I'll be damned." " We mainly deal in quiet colours." "And everyone knows that the profits go to a good cause." "And the most important thing is that you know it's cheap." "Hello." "Hello." "Can I help you?" "How much is this?" "10 kroner." "An angel came to earth   to spread light and to spread joy." "What do you mean?" "An angel who spreads light and hope in the dark." "You just have to believe." "And then you'll see what you think you see." "Is it an Aprilia Sonic?" " It is." "I know these ones." " I don't know about that." "A two-stroke engine and a horizontal cylinder." "Did you get it bored?" "Is it tuned?" "I can do it for you." "I can get it to go 55 miles an hour." "Come on." "Just come with me down here, then I'll tune the devil." "This is where I keep my stuff." "It's things people don't need." "Then they ask me if I want them, and I do." "I'm so grateful because I never know when I'll need them." "Just let me know if you find something you can use." " What are you doing?" " I'm giving you a bent exhaust pipe." "Then it'll damn well go fast." " Would you like a cigar?" " Yes, a cigar?" "Can you use one of these?" "They should be all right." "I keep them for visitors." "I've stolen them myself." "It's almost there now, then it'll damn well tear off." "That's great." " Is the hairdresser married?" " No, I don't think so." "Mrs. Sørensen, that won't work." "That won't sell." "It won't." "Where's the box from the lost property office with empty wallets?" "You take a hundred kroner note and cut some out after it." "Then you put them in the wallet like this." "Yes, like this." "Is that all right?" "Yes, it's for a good cause." "Look at this." "It says somewhere: you have to make peace with your inner demon." "If you chase him away, he'll return with seven other demons   that are even worse than himself." "Yes." " Hello." " Hello." " How much for the jackets?" " 300 kroner." " A lot of money for this old crap." " It's for a good cause." "Right." "I have to try it on." " I'll take it." " Would you like to wear it home?" "Remember your own." " You can pay at the till." " I will." "300." "Thank you." "Oh no, is it you again?" "What do you want?" " I need a haircut." " I don't know what you need." "Maybe some manners, but that's probably too late." " You made a fool of yourself." " I was provoked." "Is that supposed to be an excuse?" "They always say that." " I'd still like a haircut." " Did you make an appointment?" "No, but..." "I can just sit here and wait." "Do you know what you can?" "You can come in here and have some sun." "You look a bit pale." " That's fine." " Thank you." "Bye." "I'd like to show you some of the beautiful scenery here." " Are you interested in nature?" " You bet." " We could go for a walk by the sea." " You and me?" "Yes." "But I want to avoid gossip." "There's enough of that in this town." "I hope you understand." " I don't want anyone to see us." " Of course." "See you, John." "Hi." " What the hell is going on?" " An extra trip to the Netherlands." "I thought we were going to have fun." " Doesn't he like me any more?" " Of course he does." " Why wouldn't he?" " He's impossible." " I think he's stressed." " Mads Ole, the bastard." "He can't order my son about." "He's crazy." "Yes, that's great." " I've heard about you." " Are you from the police?" "No, no." "I have been, but I couldn't stand all the lies and bullshit  for a bad wage and an ugly uniform." "Now I'm in a private security company instead." "I'm bodyguard for that guy over there, the cartoonist." " What does he draw?" "The Lottery?" " No, it's the Muhammad cartoons." " He's the Muhammad cartoonist." " Christ." "He's famous." "The police didn't have time   so now we're handling it in turns." " Isn't it bloody boring?" " Yes, but it pays off." "Actually, we need a substitute." "What do you say?" " Bodyguard?" " Yes." " Well, I think so." " Is that settled, then?" " Yes." " Welcome." " Hi, John." " Hi." "Isn't it beautiful?" "Especially when you're here." "You know what, John?" "Something's changed since you arrived." "You're like a glimpse of the outside world." "You think so?" " Everybody's talking about you." " They are?" "What they're saying isn't all good but..." "You know what I think?" "You have to give people a chance." "When you've tried and failed." "And there's something about you." "What is it?" " Something mischievous." " Something mischievous?" "Don't misunderstand me, but a woman can tell." "You and me, we're outsiders here." "I'm so sick of this town." "People are stuck in a rut." "They can't be budged." "When I was divorced ..." "I was married to a lawyer." "We didn't have any children." "People are so bloody afraid, so scared." "Everybody knows about everybody." "It makes me claustrophobic." "I know about that." "I want to tell you something I haven't told anyone else." "I had this dream." "I dreamt two words." "What words?" "Freedom and love." "Freedom and love." "That's beautiful, John." "You're actually clever." "I have a dream, too." "Would you like to hear it?" "It started last year when I was on a trip, and it continues now." "I was in this beautiful town in Turkey called Antalya." "A lot of Scandinavians live there." "They have this network." "They don't mix with the locals." "It's so lovely." "The sun shines and people wear beautiful clothes." "I'd like to live and work there." "Open a wellness center there." " What the hell, is that a brothel?" " No, John, you're being silly." "I'd be very sad if you left." "You can come with me." " Me?" " You and I, John." " You and I?" " But you can't tell anyone." " No, no." " We'll keep it to ourselves." "What's going on?" "I was going to the Netherlands." "Just a trip for Mads Ole." "For what I'm picking up, he doesn't dare drive it himself." " You be careful." " I thought about you." " About me?" " Yes." "I thought about my own childhood." "You really fucked up back then." "What do you think it's like going to school and everybody knowing   that your dad's in jail?" "Then you just have to clown it and be the happy, fatboy." "When we visited you, mum and me." "I couldn't as much as hold your hand." "Actually, I don't think I ever have." " What?" " Held your hand." " Do it now." "Hold my hand." " Hold your hand?" "On my way to the Netherlands, I started thinking   that it might be me who ended up in jail." "Then Bettina and the baby would have to come visit me." "And then I thought..." "No way." "No way." "He can't grow up like that." "They can't see me like that." "Then I turned around, and that's why I've come to get you." " Well done, Kenneth." " I have to show you something." " It's empty." " You're sharp, huh?" "You can get your crap yourself." "Ever since that old fool arrived, there's been nothing but trouble." "No matter what I've done, I've demanded respect." "You're moving on now." "You've straightened out this crap." "And the business with Mads Ole and the art ware." " Hash." " Well, there it's said." "You have to move on." "Go talk to your father-in-law." "You're stuck with the bloody truck." "Tell him you'll only drive   when it suits you, and that you'll pay those instalments." "He doesn't need anything, does he?" "No, there you go." "Listen to your dad's advice." "Go over there and put your foot down." "Tell him who you are and where you're from." "I think you're right for once." "I'm not a slave." "I'm going to speak my mind." "We'll take this man to man." "Then we'll settle all of this crap." "Go on, Kenneth." "You'd think you were in love." "You look so happy." "No, I'm happy because Kenneth is all right,   and he's getting out of that crap and speaking his mind." " It's your tum." " There he is." " I've been sacked." " They can't do that." "He said he didn't want to listen to my bullshit and that he's in charge." " I'd better go talk to him." " I don't think so." "That's not all." "We've been kicked out, too." "It's his house." " Is that your car?" " You bet it is." "It's really nice, huh?" "It's a 3 litre straight-6 with 12 valves, right?" "It has 24 valves." "I can tell." "It's from '92." " You know what, I don't have time." " I just have to sit in it." "I just have to sit here." "I won't do anything." "I just..." "Would you like a ride?" "If it's not asking too much." "Just wait and see." "Do you know everybody in town?" "Everybody knows everybody around here." "There isn't anyone from Copenhagen here, is there?" "Yes, that guy at the haulier's has just arrived." "I think he's been in prison so he's a tough customer." "But now he's a bodyguard for the cartoonist." " Bodyguard?" " I know him." " I just tuned his moped." " Moped?" "Okay." "He has an Aprilia Sonic." "I just took care of that." "Aren't you afraid of driving so fast?" "There's only one thing I'm afraid of." "And that's becoming like you." "Get out of my car." "Out, damn it." "And don't slam the door." "Bodyguard?" "Isn't that dangerous?" "Nothing's going to happen to me." "It's good money, right?" "Bodyguard." "Imagine that I know a bodyguard." "I have a piece of news for you, too." " I got your son a job." " You're kidding." "You know that I know the principal." "I heard that they needed a caretaker at the school." "And your son likes children, right?" "It comes with a lovely house." " I'll be damned." " I convinced the principal." "You might say that I put a little   bit... of pressure on him." "I can imagine." "I have to jobs." " We can save up for that travel." " For what?" " Save up for that travel." " Save up!" "John." "Come here." "Come here." "I'm standing in front of a dangerous man who's talking about saving up." "Listen, John." "You and I." " We can run away together." " Yes." "Then you can do whatever you want with me." "We can walk along the beach in the evening." "I can't stay here, John." "I owe money." "Save up?" "Now some of your skills are needed." "And what is my skill?" "A break-in." "A discrete, little robbery." "But Jeanne." "If there's a burglary in this town, I'll be busted for it." "I have my freedom now and I'm enjoying it." "And I've met you, right?" "And I don't want to lose any of that." " What it it isn't reported?" " Isn't reported?" "You steal the money, and it won't be reported." "If people have their money stolen, they bloody well report it." "John." "Come here." "Listen." " Black money." " Black money?" " We have to get away from here." " Yes, we have to get away." "Mads Ole." "He's been doing business for a long time." "I went to see him one night." "His wife was in the hospital." "We had to talk about some money." "It doesn't matter." "He went downstairs at one point, and I followed him." "I'm curious." "I saw him through the chink." "He was kneeling at the fireplace,   took out a bag and pulled bundles of banknotes out of it." "He counted up the ten thousand I was going to borrow  and put the whole lot back into the fireplace." "He has lots of money, black money, and he won't report it." "Jeanne, I can't." "I won't." " No, you're right." " Right how?" "I understand." "I just hoped that we could ..." "you and I together." " Jeanne, come here." " No, not now." "I think you should go now." "This town is the closest you can get to hell on earth." "No, John, I know what hell is and it's loneliness." " Who is it?" " It's John." " I don't know a John." " Yes, my name is John." "I'm a bodyguard." "I'm the substitute." "Open the door." " Hello." "Just take it easy." " Hello." " I'm the substitute." " Oh." "I'll check the house, and then I'll come in." "Just take it easy." "Did you lock the door?" "Yes, take it easy." "Nothing's going to happen." "It's silent as the grave here." "Take it easy, okay?" "Nothing's going to happen." " I'll look after you." " Are you armed?" "Yes, I have a pocketknife, and then I have this one." "Aren't you a cartoonist?" "Aren't you going to draw something?" " I can't." " Go on." "I haven't done anything since I drew that Muhammad cartoon." " Why can't you?" " I just felt like drawing Muhammad." "Didn't your boss at the paper tell you to draw it?" "That's how it is when you work as a cartoonist at a paper." "I made a funny cartoon, and then the paper came out  with a headline about the right to insult." " Your name is John, right?" " My name is John, yes." "John, can you draw?" "You know what you are?" "You're fucked." "I don't know about art, but I know about being fucked." "Maybe you can't draw the prophet,   but when they think about the Prophet Muhammad,   they think about him as a person." "Whether you think about him or draw him makes no difference." "They're very different from us, very different." "We humans aren't that different." "Our crap smells the same." " Not me." "It's not me." " Take it easy." "Hey?" "Hey?" " Hey?" " Go away." "It's not me." "It's just me." "It's John." "There's someone out there." "Take it easy, there's nobody out there." "There's nobody." " Hi." " Hi." "Hey, John." "Can't I borrow ..." "Down, damn it!" "Get down!" "He's been shot in the shoulder." "It's not dangerous." "Hi, John." "How are you doing over here in Jutland?" " It's a real mess, huh?" " What do you want?" " The police need some information." " You mean about me?" " No, John, not a word about you." " What do you want, then?" "I wanted to tell you that he wasn't out to get the cartoonist." " Who, then?" " It was you, John." "I don't understand." "Bare Arse is driving around in Chicago's big Mercedes." "But they'll get him before the evening news." "It's the Al-Qaeda." "They've offered a reward of more than 100,000." "The Al-Qaeda aren't interested in a dead cartoonist." "He'll be a martyr." "Terrorists are interested in terror." "Fear and maintaining it, right?" "Well, bye, John." "I'll probably see you ... soon." "By the way, John." "Who do you think will claim the reward?" "What do you want?" "Well done, John." "You saved the cartoonist's life." "I don't want to talk about that now." "This place is driving me crazy." "I have to get away." "I'll do that burglary at Mads Ole's, the bastard." "You and I, John." "The faster, the better." "You and I." "There's line dancing the day after tomorrow." "Away from here." "What a shithole." "I'll book the tickets straight away." "I love you." "I love you, too, John." "One, two, three, four!" " Damn it!" "Watch out!" " Ouch." " How did it go?" " Piece of cake." "That's a lot of money." "You can't walk around with that with the way you look." " I look all right." " You look like a criminal here." "Get in the car, and I'll put it in the bag." "I'll just go check in, and then I'll come get you." "We have to be a bit discrete." "We can talk on the plane." "Jeanne!" "Jeanne!" "How high can you hold it?" "Then it has to be level." " Kenneth." " Hi." " I want to tell you something." " No, I want to tell you something." "That story about the baby and the black great-grandfather." " What about it?" " Thank you for that." "Not that I believe it any more." "But I believed it until I learned to love him,   and I do now." "I'm his dad, Bettina's his mum, he's our son." "It's as simple as that." "Yes, it's as simple as that." "What now?" "I'm going back to Vesterbro." "Jutland is too wild for me." "Did you decide on a name?" "John?" "Little John?" "Obama." "We're going to call him Obama." "Obama, yes." "What about freedom and love?" "Did you find it?" "I'm looking at it right now." "Subtitles:" "Louise Munk Alminde Scandinavian Text Service 2010"