"Please Please Please Kiss wo shite" "Hikiau chikara" "Kokorogoto musubu yo kiss of life" "UFO PRINCESS VALKYRIE" "Kokoro no antenna itsumo togisumashite" "Dareka no aizu wo minogasanai you ni" "Arasou no wa ne doushite?" "Sono ai wa dare no tame?" "A-ha imada I don't know I don't know" "Please Please Please Kiss wo shite" "Boku wo mitsukete" "Hanarebanare no itoshii kakera" "Please Please Please Kiss wo shite" "Tashikameaou kokorogoto kasaneru kiss of life" "Kokorogoto kasanete kiss of life" "(Tokino Bathhouse)" "Welcome to Galactic Internet Shopping Life." "We will sell anything you wish to buy, from cradles to graves." "New products for sale today are..." "Oh yes, the Princess's fiance asked me to buy some Cosmo brand bathing salts." "Buyer, Kazuto Tokino..." "Ms. Sanada, excuse me, but do you think you could give me a hand over here for a bit?" "Oh, yes." "Please click on the item you wish to purchase." "Please click on the item you wish to purchase." "Please click on the item you wish to purchase." "Pushy, pushy, pushy, pushy." "Yay!" "Yay!" "Bang I go, bang I go." "Special rules apply to the item you have selected." "Once purchased, the purchase cannot be canceled." "By purchasing this item, you are agreeing..." "Snack's ready." "Oh, snacks!" "Thank you for your purchase." "How I Bought an Asteroid Over the lnternet" "You bought an asteroid?" "!" "I truly, truly have no idea how to apologize for this." "Asteroid..." "You mean that?" "Yes..." "Location:" "Teo Nebula, point 271 in the Parutabaru planetary ocean..." "Just where is that?" "!" "I'd say it's about halfway between Earth and Valhalla." "It's in the middle of nowhere." "Yay!" "Val bought a planet!" "No resources, limited transportation, no gas, electricity, running water, or anything of the kind..." "What'll we do, being forced to buy crappy real estate like this?" "!" "Yes!" "I'll do whatever it takes to make up for this." "Well, for now, try asking Valhalla to pay for it." "After all, it is Val-Q's fault." "Yay!" "That planet's ours, right?" "What's wrong, Kazuto?" "If we have to pay for the asteroid, then I'm going to have to sell the Tokino Bathhouse." "You're going to quit running the bathhouse?" "In other words, yeah." "If we don't have the money by the due date, it sounds like we have to pay an enormous penalty." "I see..." "That's not a laughing matter." "That Valkyrie, she just keeps bringing problem after problem." "Where's Valkyrie?" "I think she's gone to sleep already." "I see." "Is something the matter?" "It seems we can't get in touch with Valhalla no matter what." "What?" "!" "Why?" "!" "I don't understand." "I may not seem like it, but I'm the head maid for the royal family." "It should be impossible for me to be unable to contact the planet." "Perhaps something happened on Valhalla?" "I don't know." "If something like that were to happen, it should be all over the space news." "What're we going to do?" "!" "The deadline for payment is coming up!" "We have no choice." "Let's go to where the dealer is and try negotiating directly with them." "Where the dealer is?" "Space." "Princess, good morning." "Princess, breakfast is ready." "You must get up already." "What?" "!" "Princess!" "Oh, Ms. Sanada." "Good morning!" "Come on, run!" "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "Go!" "Go!" "This is painful..." "Come on, come on!" "Run!" "What's going on?" "Run!" "Her body's changed back to an adult," "Why aren't you running?" "but it's like she's still a child on the inside." "Yipe!" "Yipe!" "Yipe-yipe-yipe-yipe-yipe!" "Yipe!" "Yipe!" "Big Brother..." "Yipe, already!" "Did you kiss her secretly during the night?" "Run!" "Run!" "No way!" "But, that aside..." "Go!" "Go!" "It's strange for this to have happened." "Go!" "Go!" "Maybe we should stop by Valhalla on our trip into space." "Run!" "Run!" "I'll get tickets to Teo Nebula as quickly as I can." "Why aren't you running?" "!" "Come on, go!" "Go!" "Oh, I'd better get a passport before then." "Posspart?" "This really is weird, isn't it?" "There's something you need to pay attention to here." "As you can see, when the electrolytes dissolve, the molarity doubles." "So the molar boiling point rises, and the molar freezing point decreases." "Valkyrie..." "Just what has happened?" "Didn't you become small because the energy from your soul was cut in half?" "Let's go." "Kazuto!" "Valkyrie!" "She's so beautiful!" "Is she Kazuto's girlfriend?" "!" "I think she's older than him!" "Val came to pick you up!" "Oh man!" "Oh man!" "Oh man!" "Hey, stop that!" "I said stop that!" "Stop that!" "How long are you two going to be embracing each other like that?" "!" "Yeah!" "Get off!" "Why?" "!" "But Val loves Kazuto." "It's you without a doubt..." "You look just like you did then..." "But..." "I believe it's probably a fluctuation in her soul." "Mush!" "Mush!" "Mush!" "Fluctuation in her soul?" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Yes." "For some reason, the Princess's soul is wavering." "Mush!" "Mush!" "Go!" "Go!" "Maybe that waver is showing itself as a change in her appearance?" "Is that how it goes?" "Well, you could say that all's well now that she's back to the way she was, but..." "Or is not everything well?" "She used to be an adult." "Ahh!" "It's all so confusing!" "Say, were you able to get tickets for the spaceship?" "Well..." "All flights for the next three months are full." "What?" "The Teo Nebula is in the middle of their Neputall Festival season." "Is that like a Nebuta Festival in space?" "What'll we do?" "!" "We can't make the deadline then!" "Neither my saucer nor Valkyrie's will fly." "We're really in a bind." "Ouch..." "Just where is this?" "Oh!" "Kazuto!" "Why're you in a place like this?" "Just why do I have to do this?" "Oh, it's a tight fit." "Squeeze over a little more that way!" "Could you please move your dirty feet?" "!" "I'm sorry, but the survival of the Tokino bathhouse depends on this." "Kazuto, I would've loved to have taken just you." "I said move it!" "Now that I think about it, just why are we going too?" "The spur of the moment can make you do some scary things sometimes." "Is that it?" "!" "Is it just me, or has it gotten even tighter in here?" "To tell you the truth, I've been having that same feeling." "Did she have her fit again?" "Why now, of all times?" "I don't care how, just do something about your huge body there!" "Teehee." "Don't "Teehee" me!" "I see..." "So she's going to come into our territory on her own?" "A Princess of Valhalla has immeasurable value to us, the Interstellar Pirates Association." "Thank you for letting me know," "Thundering Marduk." "I'm under your employment, Chairman." "I've got to live up to that obligation." "I can see why you're called Thundering Marduk." "Stop, please." "That's in the past." "Right." "So that's the real estate in question?" "Looking at it up close, it really looks like a worthless asteroid." "I wouldn't be able to stand being forced to buy that." "Huh?" "What?" "!" "I thought we were in the middle of nowhere, but there's a building nearby." "What?" "!" "What's that?" "What an ugly-looking space station." "What bad taste." "What?" "!" "What's going on?" "!" "Those don't look like anything but fighters to me." "Hey!" "They're coming this way!" "Those ships..." "They're from the Interstellar Pirates Association!" "What?" "!" "We're in Interstellar Pirate territory!" "What?" "!" "So that means, that space station is..." "A pirate fortress." "Isn't that like having a yakuza office right next door to you?" "This is the worst piece of real estate we could've bought!" "Why is this happening to me?" "!" "Stop it!" "What can we do about it?" "!" "They're going to shoot us down at this rate." "Okay!" "Leave this up to Valkyrie and me." "Yeah!" "Valkyrie's in her adult form after all." "Say, just where is Val-Q?" "I'm here." "What?" "!" "Teehee." "She's turned into a child again?" "!" "Why're you always like this when we need you?" "!" "Val will try hard!" "It's too dangerous!" "Who knows what'll happen if you try to transform when your soul is unstable?" "She's right." "But I'd be doing it for Kazuto." "Teehee." "Hurry, release my seal!" "Okay." "Release the seal!" "Here I go!" "Come at me if you don't value your lives!" "Valkyrie..." "Can you hear me, Spottenheim?" "You, eh?" "Don't hate me for this." "It's an obligation I have to fulfill to make it in this world." "Uh-huh." "Heh, maybe this is that thing they call destiny." "Are you two like in a world of your own?" "Out of my way!" "You're good as always." "Right back at you." "Prepare to fire the High Mega Genocide Buster!" "Fire!" "Damn!" "Marduk..." "We missed?" "!" "Children of heat and light, leave your source and scatter into the dark emptiness." "What the..." "All hands, abandon ship!" "Yes!" "Valkyrie!" "Ame no hi mo kumori no hi mo" "Ichimai mekureba kanarazu aoi sora ga matteru" "Harikitte hayaoki shite" "Oshare shite kawaiku natte" "Kata de haneru hizashi" "Kyou mo onaka ippai asobimashou" "Junbi wa yoi ka na?" "Itsudemo Dash" "Tsubasa hirogetara minna raibaru" "Haato no rhythm hora kasoku shiteku" "Nidoto nai ima wo komame ni save shite" "Sakebu no da!" "Dai dai dai dai dai suki" "Next Episode" "This is Laine." "Say, everyone, have you heard yet?" "A hot spring has sprung up on the Tokino asteroid!" "Yes!" "A hot spring from that terrible piece of real estate!" "Not only that, it's a huge success, and I hear it's become a major tourist attraction in space all of a sudden." "Isn't that shocking?" "The world certainly works in strange ways." "Next time, "Tokino Bathhouse Space Annex"" "Space, yeah!" "It's so great!" "Come on over!" "And that's how it is."