"In the far-off land of Ninjago, winds whispered of an ancient temple, home to one true legendary warrior." "Dedicating himself to solitude, he was balanced with the earth." "And he trained tirelessly, until his moves were super sweet." "He was the one, the only, the..." "Astr." "Wait." "Astr?" "Astra?" "Is that even a word?" "Stay there." "Starting again?" "Oh, okay." "In the land of Ninjago, winds whispered of a temple with one true legendary warrior." "He lived in solitude, until he achieved balance with the earth." "And he trained a lot, so his moves were totally still super sweet." "He was the one, the only, the..." "Huh?" "Now there's a bird and I can't read it." "Mmm-hmm!" "In the far-off mystical land..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Slow, oh, hey!" "All right, winds whispered..." "Warrior..." "Whoa!" "Solitude..." "Hey!" "He was super sweet and stuff, and his moves were great," "and the one and the only and the..." "Mmm, surprise, chicken's back." "Get back on the rock." "In the far..." "Wait, what?" "Ah!" "Oh, the winds have changed." "Now they whisper of a funky chicken." "It's so on." "Oh, jeez." "She bawked at ancient temples." "Huh?" "Ah!" "She was balanced with the earth." "No, no, no!" "She was the one, the only, the..." "No!" "Chicke." "He was the one..." "Ha-ha!" "The only..." "Ha-ha!" "Huh?" "The Mas" " No." "She knocked them down again." "She was the one..." "They keep knocking them off the wall." "Now the building's falling down, so they should hurry up." "All right, so fine." "He's the one, the only, the..." "No!" "Master Chicken!" "You win." "No, I'm the chicken." "Chicken, you are full of surprises." "Okay." "In a far-off ancient temple, the winds settled on two legendary warriors." "Together they were..." "The Masters." "J." "K." "Okay, let's start the movie!" "Ooh, yeah, that's awkward." "They just cut right to credits." "I'm sure it was gonna be epic." "But, you know, you got a good story about a guy fighting a chicken." "I'm happy, if you guys got what you needed."