"Hey..." "Look at us!" "This is the life!" "What an exceptionally cool life!" "Two buddies." "We can do whatever we want." "We can travel wherever we want." "We've got amazing tattoos." "We're totally awesome." "Not many people are this privileged." "There's got to be more than this." "More than this?" "Like what?" "I don't know." "Just something." "(Espen:) I just want to be normal." "(Håkon:) You'll never be normal, Espen." "Did I see a smile?" "What are you doing, Espen?" "Anything fun planned for tonight?" "Not exactly." "Dinner with my family." "It would have been my brother's birthday today, if he..." "Was still around." "Maybe "fun" wasn't the right word." "I'm sure you'll have a pleasant evening with your family." "Are you on the nightshift?" "I'm afraid so." "Keep an eye on Espen." "I'm a little worried after his father died." "If something happens to him..." "I'll keep an eye on him." "Call me if something happens." "Aren't you meeting your family?" "Just call me if anything happens!" "I will." "Have a good time." "Thanks." "Yes, I'm coming." "It's very sad." "Odd Bahr has joined an extremist group." "I'm trying to help him." "His name is Odd Bahr?" "Surprise!" "What are we celebrating?" "You!" "The best CEO in the world!" "The world's greatest guy." "The world's best Espen Anker-Hansen." "The world's best brother!" "The world's best role model." "And the world's best willy." "Thank you." "We can't celebrate for no reason." "Surely we can have a party." "Look how many people love you." "I appreciate all of this." "But I'm so tired." "I have to sleep." "I've got a surprise for you." "Not this surprise?" "This is a crap surprise." "Come here!" "Here's the real surprise!" "Crap surprise...?" "Well, excuse me!" "Surprise!" "Håkon, I don't know if I can." "I just want to go back to being a totally anonymous, normal guy." "Normal guy?" "Yes, I'm quite tired." "You don't go to bed when there are boobs in the room." "We like boobs!" "Come on now." "Go for it!" "Anything goes!" "We like boobies." "Espen?" "Are you watching me?" "I'll do anything you want." "Come on, Espen!" "Have you forgotten how?" "Håkon, I don't..." "No!" "Can you feel that?" "Espen!" "No, don't!" "Stop!" "Go away, Espen!" "Stop!" "Let me go!" "This is not what I want." "Of course this is what you want." "No!" "I don't know what I want!" "Calm down, Espen." "I don't know what I want." "He came into my room and buried his head in my bosom." "Huh?" "What are you doing?" "Espen, that's not okay." "Lisbeth, go to your room." "We'll talk about this later, okay?" "You can't do that, Espen." "What are you doing?" "I don't know what I want." "Listen, let's go to the common room." "Let's stay there for a while and calm down." "I don't understand what's happening." "You alright, buddy?" "I talked to Lisbeth about what happened." "This stays between us." "I like boobs too." "Tits, you know!" "Nice and round." "You know what I mean?" "But what you did is not okay." "You know that, right?" "Mina." "She's back tomorrow." "Talk to her then." "Lindberg!" "Psst, Espen!" "Håkon, what are we doing here?" "Sshhh." "See that guy down there?" "Do you see who it is?" "Achtung!" "It's Hitler!" "What's he doing in Norway?" "I don't know." "But here's your chance." "What chance?" "Your chance to become a national hero by killing Hitler." "I can't do that!" "Hitler is a highly dangerous man." "Who says you can't?" "You can do whatever you want!" "Espen." "Look at me." "Who am I?" "You're Håkon." "What am I?" "My best and only friend." "As your best and only friend, I say you can do whatever you want." "Let's kill Hitler!" "Shoot him down and become a national hero." "Take this." "What's that?" "Camouflage." "You've thought of everything." "Get closer." "Are you sure this is a good idea?" "The choice is yours." "Be the normal guy nobody will remember." "Or be the guy who killed Hitler." "I want to be him." "Remove the safety pin." "Now throw it." "I don't dare!" "You've already removed the pin!" "I just want to talk to Mina." "I'm not going to throw it!" "Let go!" "Throw it!" "Ouch, my finger!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "Norwegian pigs!" "I surrender!" "Great job, Espen..." "Off to the concentration camp." "I wouldn't throw the grenade!" "Huh?" "Let me get that." "There." "Take your pills." "Tonight you have to get some sleep." "Good night, buddy." "Heil Hitler!" "Espen!" "Spit the pills out." "They're poison." "Håkon, what are you doing here?" "Keeping a lookout." "What for?" "Here, take this, quick!" "What do I have to do?" "Attack!" "What the fuck was that?" "Zombies." "Zombies?" "Here?" "Yes, everyone's a zombie here." "All the residents here?" "All people are zombies." "They want you." "I don't want to be a zombie." "You dreamt of a normal life." "But not as a zombie." "All normal people are zombies." "They want you to be one of them." "Especially that woman." "Mina." "She's their leader." "She's the head of the zombie." "Shit, shit, shit!" "What do we do?" "Listen to me." "I'm your buddy." "I want the best for you." " I know." "I want us to stay awesome together." "I think you want that too, right?" "We'll continue this dream life." "It seems quite hopeless now that everyone's a zombie." "If we fight together, we can do it." "Take this." "Let's go out." "Ready?" "I'm ready." "See?" "Behind every door there's a zombie." "I won't get killed by no fucking zombie!" "That's the Espen I know!" "Good stuff!" "Okay." "Ready?" "Let's go out and kill some zombies." "Fuck the normal!" "Die, motherfucker!" "Is this all you got?" "Espen, calm down!" "They'll just drug you." "How do I kill them?" "I don't know." "Cut him in two." "Die!" "Die!" "He's not dying." "Try chopping his head off." "Is he dead now?" "Dead enough." "That's fine." "Come on!" "No!" "Stop!" "Holy shit, that was intense!" "Yeah." "I'm ready for more." "Are there others?" "Espen, just stay calm." "Oh fuck!" "Nazi zombies!" "This way." "What have you gotten us into?" "Who me?" "You insisted!" "You never said anything about Nazi zombies!" "Come out, Espen." "Come out, buddy." "Let's talk about this." "They just want to talk." "Do you believe that?" "I don't know." "Let's let them in." "They'll get you!" "And make you one of them." "Do you want to become a zombie?" "I don't know." "I'm so tired of running away." "Espen..." "Espen, let's talk about this." "Espen!" "Call Mina." "Not Lindberg?" "No." "Mina." "Anders got accepted too, so now I know somebody there." "I have to take this." "Mina, you're not at work now." "Have a time-out." "Yeah, I just want to hear what it is." "I'll be back." "Mina." "It's Jeffery." "He's barricaded himself in the dressing room." "We can't get in." "Make sure he doesn't hurt himself." "We've got this under control." "Just give us some pointers." "Mina?" "Mina!" "It's work." "I..." "I have to go." "It's an emergency." "I'm sorry, dad." "Some other time." "Sure." "It's your brother's birthday!" "Can't you at least stay for dinner?" "Some other time." "Bye!" "Now what?" "Now we're gonna sit here." "And wait." "Then everything will be alright." "Jeffery?" "We're over here." "What's the status?" "Don't trust anyone but me." "He's still in there." "Raving mad." "Take this." "Don't let anyone talk you into leaving this room." "Then it's over." "Håkon!" "I'll never leave you." "Got it?" "Espen?" "My best friend." "It's Mina." "Are you in there?" "I'm not leaving Håkon." "He's my best friend." "Is he with somebody in there?" "No." "You said my name." "You said Håkon." "She's not supposed to know about me." "She must never know about me!" "Espen, are you with someone?" "No." "Please come out." "I think it's better if I'm the only one here when he comes out, okay?" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I've got this under control." "I think we should inform Lindberg about this." "No." "All right then." "Hi." "Hi there." "Look at me." "It's all right." "Come." "Just sleep and relax." "I'll watch over you." "By the way..." "You mentioned someone by the name of Håkon." "Who is that?" "Håkon is the..." "Håkon doesn't exist." "It's just something I made up." "Ah okay." "Sorry." "Sweet dreams, Espen." "See you tomorrow!" "Håkon?" "Håkon, is that you?" "Hello!" "Håkon, is that you?" "Hello!" "Are you Håkon?" "(Håkon:) Normal is no fun, Espen." "What are you doing?" "It's only me!"