"Why so quiet today?" "Lo!" "Where is he?" "He has gone so fast." "No lights?" "Weird?" "What are they up to?" "!" "Ghost!" "Help!" "Happy Birthday to You!" " Happy Birthday to You..." " Buggers!" "Boss. happy birthday. present!" "Boss. superb!" "Happy Birthday." "Boss!" "May your gambling stalls have prosperous business!" "All PR girls in town work for you!" "All the ships from Golden Triangles arrive safely!" "Boss. our mysterious gift suits you just fine!" "I like woman. but not this one!" "We know which one you like!" "Then. why not that one?" "Because that one will marry someone else tomorrow!" "Whom?" "It's Raul Tang!" "That has-been?" "I ask you to expel him to Hollywood and work as the extras there!" "Why is he still in town and steal my girl?" "You take care of him!" "How much for the wedding gift?" "Get rid of him!" "Uncle Fred!" " Raul Congratulations!" " Thank you. my wife!" " Uncle Fred!" " Mrs. Tang!" "Make yourself at home!" "Congratulations!" " Thank you." "Have a drink!" " Okay." "Help yourself!" "Irene!" "Irene. you are so pretty today!" " So are you!" " Where do you buy these jewelries?" " It's brother Walter!" " Oh yes!" "Brother Walter!" " Congratulations!" " Thank you!" "She's my niece!" " How do you do?" " Congratulations!" " Congratulations!" " Thanks." " Your niece is pretty!" " Thanks." "Thanks." " Cheers!" " Raul. can I have your autograph?" "Such a movie star!" "Thanks!" "Sorry!" "Raul!" "Raul!" "Please press the switch!" "My condolence. you might not see it now but you'll see it after death." "Thanks!" "All right. don't be so sad!" "God be with you!" "Even God might not be with you." "I'll always be with you." "Excuse me." "I can't be with you!" "Don't be sad. my condolence!" "After all. you can always find a husband." "Right. marry our boss!" "You can have your share!" "You lose something: you'll get something else." "You'll be richer when our boss dies." "I am now proposing to you." "Miss Irene Wan. would you promise to be my..." "No. would you be his wife?" "You can still say no now!" "God and I will forgive you!" "I do!" "Mr. Darren Tong..." "Would you be her husband?" "I do. many people want to have this chance." "Boss!" "Miss!" "Miss. pastor Chu is here!" "He's at the door!" "The bride and bridegroom get closer." "more intimate. ready?" "Smile!" "Hallelujah!" "Hallelujah!" "Hallelujah. mama mia!" "No hurry. hang up the clothes first!" "Honey." "I am not hurry." "I won't hurry!" "Hi!" "Dum-Bo Chu" "He's so yellow." "He drops dead when I say hi to him!" "Right." "He' gutless!" "Of the 64 symbols used in divination." "this is the last one." "Of marriage. this is the worst symbol." "Fortune says:" "You live a tough life and have lots of romantic affairs." "The man cries gone is the spring and leaves million of dollars you lonely spend the rest of your youthful life alone you bring death upon your husband but your wealth grows." "You have the chance to be a millionaire." "But no chance to be somebody's wife. miss." "What's your name?" "Irene Wan." "Irene?" "Of course!" "In ancient time." "Big Brother Wu' wife named Jin-Lin Pun." "JFK's wife named Jacklyn." "Linda was Bruce Lee's wife." "They have a saying..." "It's okay to have bad destiny." "but it is not okay to get the inappropriate name." "Miss. have a good heart!" "Do not get marry again!" "Or else you will only bring death to another husband. believe me!" "I believe you. you are the 72nd fortunetellers that says the same thing to me." "Thank you. thanks miss!" "Miss. you are back!" "Have you eaten?" " You can't kill her!" " Right." "We kill her. so that she can be with us!" "If she dies. there are three disadvantages." "What disadvantages?" "First of all..." " God will not forgive you." " Shut up!" "No. if she dies. who will pay respect to us?" "We can't even have incense. candles and shoe-shaped paper!" "Second?" " I won't forgive you. even though God might will." " Quiet!" "Look. she's o pretty!" "And we have so many wandering spirits here." "We might not be able to get to her. if she comes!" "You are right!" "And third?" " I know..." " Shut up!" "She dies. the government will confiscate all our fortunes and will sell out our flats." "We don't have place to put our memorial tablets!" "Then she can't die!" "Not only she can't die." "we should also bless her to live a long life!" "Say. for who is she pretty up for?" "Of course it is for the living souls to see and not the ghost!" "Then we are being cheated?" "It is a matter of time." "Why don't we find her an appropriate one?" " You must be crazy!" "Absurd!" " At least we handpick him!" "He' right this time!" "Rather than seeing her pulling a long face everyday why don't we let her live happily?" "We are asking her to be unfaithful then?" "I don't mind if the guy is appropriate." "What now?" "Don't say what now." "What's the time?" "11 p.m." "Happy Hour!" " Our happy hour!" " Let's go!" "In this thundering and stormy night..." "The sky is jet black!" "Suddenly. lightning..." "Thunder!" "Loud crash of thunder subsided..." "John felt that he was surrounded by chilly winds." "Suddenly. there was strong wind!" "Gusty wind!" "A tornado!" "But there was no tornado here." "So John thought..." "He will definitely see the female ghosts tonight." "One step at a time..." "John slowly pushed the door ajar." "Then he saw the female ghost playing a saddening tune on the pipa." "These are the sound of pipa?" "They take me as a fool?" "What John saw was " female ghost " all right!" "But she was a " foreign devil " and was dancing with disco music." "He apologized and closed the door." "After he closed the door. he looked." "Then opened another door." "This time. he thought he sure could hear the sound of pipa." "This is not the sound of pipa!" "Champ Tam. you ruin me this time!" "God almighty. it's a live broadcast!" "Not so loud!" "Turn it off!" "Finally. the sound of pipa!" "Oh no. how come the manager is here?" "Right. the manager shouldn't be at the female ghost's house!" "I think. something serious is happening!" "You two sure have something serious coming your way?" "Ask them to come to see me later." "Thank god. the manager knew what to do." "He walks away and left them alone." "It's so late. what would you think will happen to them?" "What will become of them?" "Stay tunes same time tomorrow!" "He's smart all right!" "He is the greatest man among mankind!" "Why don't we get him to be Irene's boyfriend?" "I am for it!" "I against!" "I also against!" "Why are you two against?" "I against him to be her boyfriend I want him to be her husband." "Alan." "What did the manager says to you?" "He said to "box" you." " Am I getting a promotion?" " To box your ear!" "And also. a three years' old kid called in and complained." "He's so young." "Not scaring him to death huh?" "He laughed his head off!" "Too bad for you!" "Right." "I haven't seen ghost yet!" "Grant him his wish!" "Don't be so downhearted!" "I'll think of a better idea for you!" "What better idea?" "Kill the guy and get his fortune." "Get justice done in a haunted house?" "It must be one of those ideas that upon opening the door. you'll hear the sound of pipa!" "No!" "It is neither the sound of pipa nor the sound of a guitar!" "Then what is it?" "It's " Help "!" "Help!" "Your side?" "My side?" "No!" "Help!" "Why are you here?" "Someone try to kill me!" "Help!" "I am not trying to kill you." "I want to kill him!" "Help!" "I am dying!" " Stinky fatso!" " I am!" "Don't run after me!" "I know." "I have a knife and you don't. do you know that?" "Hold it!" "He gives his knife to me!" "Right. now that you have a knife and he doesn't." " He has a problem." "I'll chase him." " Run after him!" " Don't run!" " Don't go." "I am not dead yet." " You are not dead?" " Right." "Oh good." "I'll rush you to the hospital!" "Don't." "I'll die after these words!" " That fast?" " Time's changed." "It's yours." "Mine?" "Be there on time!" "A haunted house?" "Where is he?" "He's gone so fast!" "To the haunted house. now!" "?" "Is it Champ Tam's good idea?" "Go and have a look!" "Fatso." "I am here." "Come!" "Don't go!" "Don't go!" "Look where're you going?" "I can't go?" "I am going!" "Haunted house. enter!" "Goddamn Champ Tam!" "He can only think of a new idea when you threaten to fire him." "He's here!" "He got off the car!" "Where is Irene?" "Taking a show up there." "How do you know?" "I just came down from there." "Why don't you hurry her up?" "I go up and ask her to come down!" "Not to go up. you go down and switch off the main switch." "Switch off the main switch?" "Go!" "What are you doing?" "I am afraid of being electrocuted." "You being a ghost are afraid of death?" "Useless!" "You pose as a woman?" "Why are you standing there?" "What about you?" "I have things to do." "Hurry!" "It's Silvie's room!" "Silvie!" "Thief!" "Silvie. open up!" "Silvie!" "Silvie!" "Silvie!" "Silvie!" "Fantastic!" "Marvelous!" "You awake?" "Sorry about last night." "I hit you so hard." "I thought you were a thief!" "You came because you are my secret lover and admirer!" "Secret lover?" "Admirer?" "Too bad." "I am a three times' widow." "I don't want to hurt anybody anymore." "So. stop writing me all these love letters!" "I write you love letters?" "You see for yourself!" "You are my lover goddess!" "I love you like crazy!" "Crazy guy Alan Eu!" "I love you this life!" "I love you more than I love God!" "Miss." "I'll never write letters that give people goose bumps." "I don't care if you write these letters or not whatever written on your body should come from the bottom of your heart." "Don't get me wrong." "I didn't write these letters!" "Love you." "Love you?" "Save this old fashioned love to somebody else." "It's time for me to go!" "See you. please!" "How come?" "No see you. it's never seen you again!" "You don't want to see me?" "I want to see you." "And I will make you love me like crazy." "I want you to love me like crazy. like mad." "I want you to love me madly." "I am so scared. mama mia." "I will go out with my girl tonight but the ghost won't leave me alone." "The ghost will give out fire when he's pissed and scare me to death." "Why I come across the ghost?" "Because the more I say. the more I am wrong." "I am so scared. mama mia." "I knew I had it coming. because I was wrong then." "I am most afraid of ghost." "How can I get over this misery?" "Why I come across the ghost?" "Because the more I say. the more I am wrong." "I am so scared. mama mia." "I am so scared. mama mia." "Mercy Goddess." "Lord Jesus." "Savior..." "I grab some of them. no matter what." "Kind heart. benevolent heart. loving heart." "Buddha blessings..." "Why I come across the ghost?" "Because the more I say. the more I am wrong." "Help!" "Help!" " Don't be scare!" "I help you. grab it!" " Help!" "Pull!" "Quick!" "Come on!" "Help." "I am dangling!" "They are getting into the disco." "We'll make them stick to each other tonight." "Get off. out!" " Quick!" " Over there!" "Be quick. so careless!" "What interesting hairstyle!" "Very much like that thing!" "Alan Eu is so poor with words!" "It's not poor." "It's disgraceful!" "It's not disgraceful." "It's terrible!" "It's not right for them not to dance!" "What can we do to make them dance?" "To make them dance?" "I have an idea!" "Shall we?" "Come!" "What the hell?" "Terrible. it is worse than the old timer!" "It's getting worse and worse!" "He is good for nothing!" "Let me teach the next generation!" "He knows how to dance?" "Irene." "I love you!" "Irene." "I love you!" "What's the matter?" "How does this fit you?" "Perfect." "I am comfortable with that." "What about you?" "Perfect. we are also comfortable with that!" "Then keep it on. don't lose it!" "Hold on tight!" "I take you to eat here and let you see my girlfriend." "I am afraid I can't eat after seeing her!" "She's terrific!" "To you. anything that put on a skirt is terrific." "We'll see!" "Don't dirty other people's place!" "Big deal?" "Come help and see if my tie is okay?" "Not yet..." "Don't!" "Stop it!" "I fix it for you!" "Mum!" "Irene." "Champ Tam!" "Didn't bring it?" "It's your name!" "He always does that!" "My father's name is Superior Tam and I am Champ Tam." "My son will call Victor Tam!" "What weird names!" "The name is used for courting girls." "My domestic helper is on sick leave." "So I cook myself." " You guys sit for a while." " Okay." "Hold on. miss." "Can I touch your chin?" "Sorry." "Forgive him!" "Your friend is such a funny guy." "Make yourself at home." "Bye!" "Alan. congratulation!" "We are happy for you!" "What's going on?" "Can't you see?" "It's human. how terrific!" "As a friend." "I tell you what I'll do." "If you don't like. give it to me!" "Okay." "No way. she is so much taller than you are." "It just doesn't match." "You have a point!" "Beware: she brought death to her three husbands." "She is the famous number one husband slaughterhouse in South East Asia." "I think she is a toughie." "No tougher than me!" "I survive you. why should I be afraid?" "You are right. but don't you worry." "She is a three times widow." "She must have inherited a lot of money." "If I am the beneficiary of the will..." "I'll guarantee you a grand funeral that will satisfy you." "She treats you to a meal." "Stop saying so much bad things." "I ate before I came:" "let's make one thing clear." "I am afraid that the food doesn't suit me." "Afraid of being poisoned!" "Yeah." "Look at these pictures!" "They must be her late husbands!" "Very much alike!" "Like what?" "Short-lived guys!" "Does it look like that?" "Respect the dead." "I am not afraid." "You are afraid that he bites you?" "Ghost!" "Of course. they are the foreign devils!" "If they were her husbands. then she is rich." "Big movie star!" "What's going on?" "They are not the ones that we saw." " It's always these three photos." " It's not!" " Always is!" " Alan. please come and help!" "Get in there and help!" "Are there gadgets?" "I was talking to him." "I turned around and." "Are there really ghosts?" "My butt!" "How come?" "Help!" "He'll be dead if he falls!" "He is of use to us. spare him for just now!" "Right!" "You play with me?" "I'll kick you!" "Oh God!" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "I am scared" "Scared?" "Scared of what?" "The stool!" "Which Stool?" "That stool!" "Stool?" "It's kind of strange to put a stool there." "Many people are not comfortable with my design." "That stool won't allow me to sit on it!" "Why don't you sit on the sofa?" " No!" " No what?" "Don't scare others!" "Never mind him. get in there!" "I am scared too!" "Sit wherever you like!" "Only if he let me sit!" "Why am I out?" "I throw you out!" "Great." "I won I won!" "Great!" "I quit playing." "I surrender!" "I give in." "I am not playing!" "Stay where you are!" "I give in." "Stay where you are!" "I quit playing." "I am going now." "I am going!" "Champ Tam!" "Champ Tam!" "Why are you sitting here?" "We can eat!" "What's wrong with you?" " I am not eating!" " Why are you crying?" "That stool doesn't allow me to eat!" "How can a stool not allow you to eat?" "I am going!" "Is he helping me to have a chance?" "I am so scared. mama mia!" "I am so scared!" "Why don't you have your soup?" "Eat your soup!" "Let's have a drink!" "Okay. cheers!" "It's not right." "Think of something!" "I have an idea. let me!" "Can't be!" "Smart-ass!" "Fool. they don't have such a long leg!" "Nuts!" "I have a great idea!" "I pick up the spoon!" "I pick up the fork!" "Your hands are freezing!" "So are you!" "Eat soup!" "It is not right either!" "Pigeon!" "Sorry." "Be careful!" "Sorry!" "It's okay." "Bingo!" " Kiss her." "Alan!" " Right." "Kiss her when you have the chance." "Kiss her!" "Alan!" "Alan!" "I am by the window:" "I need to talk to you!" "Come quick!" "I'll go and see what Champ Tam needs me for!" "Curse that fatso!" "He ruins everything." "I'll get rid of him!" "Alan!" "What's up?" "I have done you wrong." "I am not brother enough." "What are you talking about?" "It's a long story!" "You come in and eat." "We'll talk later." "I'll not come in any more!" "Why?" "After all. beware of that stool!" "That stool!" "You come in and talk!" "Please." "I won't do it again!" "I am going now. bye!" "Alan comes over here." "I help you to clean up your clothes." "Okay." "How come?" "Never mind. go to the room." "I'll fix it for you." "Okay." "Go to the room?" "Then I'll rip it wider!" "We found the right guy finally!" "Sir!" "Why you bring me here?" "To identify the person. sir!" "The kid in there is dying!" " How do you know?" " Yes!" "Sir." "I have done my homework." "That girl in there is a manslaughter house all right." "Whoever befriends her will die." "Now that they are in the room!" "When Alan Eu gets hit up with the girl He surely will die." "When he comes down." "please help and get me fixed up!" "Then I can reincarnate!" "It is your turn now?" "I know what to do!" "Bribe?" "Take bribe?" "Can't let Alan die!" "I don't take bribe!" "You are not taking bribe." "You are picking it up." "You stumble upon it." "It concerns nobody!" "I am picking it up." "I am not taking it!" "I don't even see you picking it up!" "That dirty old ghost is so bad." "he follows me all day long." "Sorry!" "Bye!" "You fix this: we'll go in and take care of Alan!" "What's up?" "Kid." "Where are you from?" "I have eaten." "Which area?" "Tuen Mun." " Town central?" " No." "Tuen Mun highway!" "You stay there?" "I died of car accident there!" "Then no one protects you?" "You die before. kid?" "I have!" "And so have you!" "You smart-mouth me!" "I have patched up the pants for you!" "Thanks!" "I'll take a shower!" "Okay. let's take a shower together!" "No. you go first." "I washed a day before." "No." "I'll wash later." "You go first." "She's taking a shower!" "He takes off his pants!" "Help him to pull it up!" "Don't move. you try again to come up." "come on." "That doesn't work:" "let's scare him away!" "Right. scare him away!" "Chilly wind!" "Hi!" "Bugger off. are you stealing or are you peeping?" "Go to hell!" "Scare me to death!" "Hi!" "Who are you?" "You don't recognize me?" "It's Irene." "Last night I..." "You passed out. now you just come to." "Miss. the medicine is ready!" "Okay. you take your medicine." "I'll freshen up." "Mr. Eu. your medicine!" "Put over there." "I'll strangle you!" "Go ahead!" "Strangle me!" "Don't you dare me!" " I'll strangle you!" " You are for real?" "Okay!" "Didn't scare you?" "No. but you nearly scare me to death!" "You even scare me with an urn?" "That's Ginseng tea!" "Miss." "Miss." "Mimi died!" "Mimi died?" "Which Mimi?" "My cat!" "Oh. it's a cat." "The cat is dead?" "The cat is really dead?" "I'll die this time!" "Come again. the cat died?" "I drank it too. that means I'll also die!" " Are you okay?" " Don't touch me!" "What are you doing?" "This time you didn't scare me to death You put me to death." " Where are you going?" " I am going to die!" "Don't go!" "Of course you don't want me to go." "You want to see me die in front of you?" "What did you say?" "I didn't say anything." "I regret that I have mistaken you as someone else." "You are a killer. a manslaughter house." "and so are you!" "Alan!" "What are you doing?" "I didn't say anything wrong." "I just want to come and tell you guys!" "The cat was struck by a car." "You take it out on me!" "Come quick. look!" "I feel sorry for myself." "Feeling so sad and misery." "When I think of my first husband Raul Tang." "It's me!" "Listen." "He's a beau. so stylish and handsome." "She praises me!" "But..." "But what!" " But...can't decipher all these scribbles!" " Let me read it!" "But he was such a miser!" "She mocks me in such a way." "My second husband Darren Tong." "It's me!" "She talks about me!" "Mind your own business!" " He was such a high roller." " She praises me!" "But..." "But what!" "I can't read." "Words are too complicated!" "I help you to read it. boss!" "But he's like a bulldog. always ready to fight!" "Boss. shame on you!" "What's so funny?" "Go on!" " Like a bulldog!" " Didn't we read it before?" "Only my third husband Dum-Bo Chu." "She talks about me!" "His heart was filled with love." "He loved everybody." "She really understands me." "But..." "But what!" "But I don't want to read it!" "Go on!" "He is yellow. so gutless." "Until I met Alan Eu..." "I thought I could be with him for the rest of life." "But he left me." "I have nothing to live for and I'll choose to die!" "Die?" " She wants to die?" " Can't let her!" "What are we waiting for?" "How lucky!" "What now?" "Get in the car!" "She will get drunk!" "It's too dangerous!" "She'll die!" "I want to fly!" "You drive!" "Me?" "You know how to drive?" "Of course!" " Do you have a license?" " I have." "What license?" "A pastor license!" "Stop kidding around." "It's too dangerous!" "Grab the wheel!" "Ghost!" "Run quick!" "What are you doing?" "I want to do mouth breathing!" "Are you human?" "You are a ghost!" "Then what?" "Put her down. let the cops take her to the hospital." "I want to fly!" "Please wait!" "What's wrong with that kid?" "He says he has taken poison and needs to clean them out." "From duodenum to rectum." "What's wrong with that one?" "This one was driving under alcoholic influence." "Must have been suffered from a blow." "Was cheated by someone unfaithful." "Wanted to commit suicide by driving!" "It's all man's fault." "Us?" "Irene!" "Let's have late night snacks!" "Okay. see you tonight." "Irene!" "You are crazy to scream your head off." "You think this is a food stall here?" "This is a hospital. so damn noisy!" "Careful. walk slowly!" "Irene!" "Nurse." "I'm all right. can I leave now?" "You can leave this hospital." " But get ready to admit to the asylum!" " Good." "Take off your clothes!" "Smart!" "Irene..." "I love you!" "Sorry." "Nurse. is Alan Eu in there?" "Which Alan Eu?" "The one that was poisoned!" "That whacko!" "You look for yourself!" "She's nasty!" "Alan!" "Are you all right?" "Am I still having a problem?" "I even clean out my appendix." "You come at the right time." "You help me to pack my clothes." "I go and look for Irene!" "Look for her?" "She hurt you enough already!" "I hurt her. not she hurt me!" "I make her to commit suicide. what a bastard!" "Suicide?" "Is she dead?" "Not yet. she in the next room!" "People destine to stay together will die together!" "Time's up. let's go!" "Who are you?" "I am a ghost!" "Ghost!" "Don't be afraid." "I am a good ghost." "not a bad ghost!" "Why you look for me?" "I come to save you!" "Are you in love with Irene Wan the manslaughter house?" "How do you know?" "I am a smart ghost. not a dumb ghost!" "If you want to break her curse." "you have to listen to my instructions." " What do you want me to do?" " What do you want him to do?" "Tomorrow. you take the ferry to Ghost Spirit Island." "Find the Ghost King Temple and crack opens the Ghost King Coffin." "Open the Ghost King mouth!" "Take out the pearl in his mouth and swallow it." "If you are not choke to death. then you are okay." "What if he chokes to death?" "If he chokes to death. then I am okay." "Take a chance!" "You won't hurt me?" "How would I hurt you?" " I am a boy scout. not a no good soldier!" " Boy scout?" "We clap our hands with high spirit and be happy." "When you are happy and spirit are high." "you clap your hands." "We are happy. our spirits are high and we sing." "Happiness. when you are happy and spirit are high you clap your hands." "What?" "Cub scout!" "Club scout is to help people at all times!" "How would I hurt you?" "Right." "I was a cub scout." "With a kind heart. you have to trust him." "Alan." "Take a chance!" "You make me wandering around. where is it?" "Found it. room 201!" "Why don't you go?" "What's wrong?" "The Judge is here!" "So are Officer Ox and Officer Horse!" "They go into room201?" "Is she dead?" "Hold it. they have guns!" "Let us do it!" "Your Honor. mercy please!" "Put my name further back!" "Right. we know what to do!" "To do what?" "We put it on the floor!" "You..." "You took it last time. why not this time?" "You are set to make my wife die?" "Which one is your wife?" "The one on the bed!" "I'll take the one that is standing!" "Doc. what's happened to you?" "Doc. are you okay?" "Doc. what happened?" "Nurse Wong!" "Cuff him up!" "We saw you took bribe last time!" "To frame Alan Eu!" " That's right." " You saw it right." "I took the money!" "I don't care whether you took it or stole it!" "If you want to frame Alan Eu." "then it is not okay with me." "I am not afraid that you have gun!" "Recently. my competent subordinate is coming down." "You are talking about Alan Eu?" "He has an extremely tough destiny!" "You guys will die several times before he dies!" "Irene and him..." "A perfect match. they both are toughies!" "Boss. what should we do now?" "What now. kid brother?" "Go find Alan Eu!" "Keep smiling: we don't want to scare him!" "Okay!" "He slept. what to do?" "Wake him up!" "I wake him up: you go and turn on the lights." "Boss." "I look tidier." "I'll wake him up: you turn on the lights!" "You are so smart this time!" "A Ghost!" "A thief!" "Amen!" "He is scared of both human and ghost." "He's such a wimp!" "Keep smiling!" "It's you!" "I have nothing to do with it." "I just sat on your stool!" "Don't hurt me!" "I'll burn you a hundred more stools each." "We are not looking for you!" "We come to look for Alan Eu!" "Where is he?" "Smile!" "Excuse me." "Where is Alan?" "You look for him?" "He went to Ghost Spirit Island." "For Camping!" "No. he looks for Ghost King's pearl and swallow it." "What?" "He says he wants to eat the Ghost King." "Then he will die!" "Of course. the pearl is so big!" "He'll choke to death." "No. tomorrow is public holiday!" "Tomorrow will be Wednesday." "How can it be a public holiday?" "It is our holiday!" "Right. tomorrow will be July 14 Lunar calendar!" "There will be an annual ghost party in Ghost Spirit island." "All sorts of ghost will come out!" "Who asks him to go?" "The Cub Scout. he said if Alan swallows the Ghost King's pearl." " He'll break the manslaughter house curse!" " What does he look like?" "He is short and skinny. with an evil face." "No question. it must be that bad ghost." "Alan surely will die this time!" "Boss. what to do?" "What now. kid brother?" "Okay." "I'll go find the Ghost King and plead with him." "It's no use." "I will negotiate with him!" "Negotiation doesn't work." "You have nobody." "Let me go." "I will lecture him!" "What's the time?" "5:30 human time!" "By the time we get to the ferry." "it's dawn already." "Right. boss. what to do?" "What now. kid brother?" "Find somebody to get three umbrellas and take us there!" "Find whom?" "Him!" "He falls to sleep so fast!" "Let him sleep a bit longer." "May he have a long sleep!" "I am awake now. full of spirit." "I go get the umbrellas." "Hold it!" "What is it." "Boss?" "You must remember..." "You must call out our surnames on your way!" "What's going on?" "I have umbrella!" "Tong." "Chu." "Tang. are you wet?" "Bear with me a bit longer. the taxi is coming" "It's raining. my friend" "Right. it is raining!" "Are you all right?" "I am fine." "Officer." "I am not afraid of raindrops." "You don't open your umbrella?" "Why?" "Does law requires one to open his umbrella when raining?" "Then why do take so many umbrellas?" "Law doesn't allow people to take three umbrellas to go out?" "Kid. don't be so cocky!" "Does law not allow us to be cocky?" " What are you doing?" "Let go!" " Let's go!" "Tong." "Chu." "Tang. don't worry." "We go to the police station." "Don't worry!" "We are going now. taxi!" "Officer!" "Bright sunshine!" "Run. it's burning hot!" "Why don't you open your umbrella?" "Officer. don't toy with me." "I am in a hurry!" "I will not be so cocky now. taxi!" "Thank you." "Please wait!" "Hurry!" "Step on it." "I am in a hurry. step on it!" "That bastard died and left me nothing!" "Of course I am upset!" "Sister. it is no use for you to cry!" "Why don't you find a rich guy and marry him!" "Ridiculous!" "Sorry!" "Tong." "Chu." "Tang!" "Tong." "Chu." "Tang. we sat down now." "It's all your fault." "I can't even get a drink." "Do you hear me?" "Tong." "Chu." "Tang!" "Tong." "Chu." "Tang!" "Tong." "Chu." "Tang!" "What did you say?" "You say I am a manslaughter house." "Not you old lady. it's "it"!" "You son of a bitch. my husband just died!" "And you say I am a manslaughter house." "Sis. what's wrong?" "He says I am a manslaughter house!" "You say what?" "Not her." "I am talking about these umbrellas." "Tong." "Chu." "Tang!" "Three umbrellas!" " Give me!" " I can't!" "What sort of umbrellas?" "Tong." "Chu." "Tang!" "No!" "Umbrella." "Tong." "Chu." "Tang!" "Bid aunt. do you know where is the Ghost King Temple?" "You got o Ghost King Temple?" "That way!" "What a fool. he dares to go to the Temple on July 14." "Mercy Buddha. please grant me safety!" "Shit. so many coffins!" "Which one belongs to the Ghost King?" "Take a pick!" "Grotesque!" "Big brother. please open your mouth!" "Oh no. do we have to wait until dark to see the Ghost King?" "Thank you." "Ghost Spirit Island?" "Set sail!" "Wait!" "Give me one minute to think it over!" "No need to think." "Let him come!" "I will not think." "You go!" "Goddamn fatso." "He's so fat!" "I dare you to come down and fight with me alone." " Morning. haven't seen you for a year!" " Morning!" "Right. we have waited one year for this." " Now is the time. let's go!" " I thought you'll sleep over!" "Wake up. let's go!" "Go!" "leave him!" " Someone sleep over?" " Oh yeah?" "Are you new?" "He is not as pale as we are: of course he's new!" "Come on. let's go!" "Go?" "Where to?" "It's July 14. party time!" "Lots of candles and shoe-shaped paper to eat!" "Can I not go?" "The Ghost King will be pissed if you don't go." "The Ghost King?" "Let's go. we are late!" "There will be no girls left!" "The Ghost King?" "Run quick!" "Get out of my way!" "You are so bad!" "You push me!" "There will be a lot of candles and shoe-shaped paper to eat tonight." "Great!" "Lot to eat!" "Brandy." "I like it!" "I like local spirits!" "I die of drinking local spirits. cheers!" "This house look prettier than last year's!" "The Ghost King is here!" "The Ghost King look so majestic!" "Quiet!" "All you apparition. banshee. daemon. devil ethereal being. poltergeist. spectre." "vampire. zombie!" "All kinds of phantom gather here to join our annual..." "July 14 ghost party." "Tonight we have a masquerade each one of you will disguise as human being." "We pick one that most resemble human being and give him a prize." "Oh great. what sort of prize?" "A controlled-temperature coffin of superior quality!" "A coffin!" " You have a chance to win." "You know make-up!" " So do you!" "You look like human being without make-up!" "This coffin..." " Is yours for sure!" " Sure!" "Let's go over there!" "God Bless!" "Let's enjoy ourselves!" "I don't see the pearl." "Ghost King!" "Ghost King!" "Don't bug me!" "You!" "Sorry!" "The Ghost King is ill temper." "Of course. his beloved daughter's not here yet." "Where does it come from?" "Not even a ghost stirs." "Stop!" "Excuse me." " Hi!" " Hi handsome!" "Me!" "?" "Who else?" "Get in!" "I can't." "I have business to attend to!" "Business?" "Why don't we take care of some monkey business first!" "Right. monkey business first!" "Never mind the other business!" "You are so rough!" "Sorry!" "Hurry." "If I am late my father will scold me." "Sit tight." "I start the car!" "This is a new model." "It flies!" "Do I need to put on the safety belt?" "If you wish!" " Come!" " This is..." "The Grand hotel. let's cross the bridge!" "What bridge?" "The bridge of no turning back!" "You dare not?" "I'll carry you over." "The Ghost King's daughter!" "Come!" "Let's go!" "The Ghost King's daughter found a boy friend!" " This fatso will not be able to reincarnate!" " Right." "Miss!" "Where're you going?" "Me?" "What am I doing?" "I'll introduce you to my father." "Let's go!" "Miss!" " Who is this fatso?" " Dad!" "Dad." "I found you a new son-in-law this year." "Fatso. how dare you to court my daughter!" "I am not courting her." "She is courting me!" "No difference!" "Don't you know you need to qualify in three aspects?" "What three aspects?" "You need to have good body figure." "talents and eloquence." "As for body figure. you and I are up to standard." "That does qualify!" "Now we have to test your talents!" "Which I don't have. mum says I am stupid!" "Right. my mum said the same thing." "Now you win big half of the test!" " Go!" " Now all you need is to pass the eloquence test!" "Then you'll be my son-in-law!" "Pass!" "Don't be afraid!" "We know each other here. nothing to be afraid of!" "I ask Big Eye John to give you a demo." "Big Eye!" "You are dead!" " Me to do the demo?" " You must remember. or else. it will turn ugly." "Why picking me?" "Have talent. no problem." "No money. big problem." "Woman without good figures. big problem!" "Listen carefully." "Have talent. no problem No money. big problem." "Woman without good figures. big problem!" "To ward off disaster. she needs to have money." "To get lucky. one needs to have talent with money. a fool can become the CEO." "Without money. a scholar needs to sleep in a coffin!" "It's your turn!" "Say it!" "Don't be afraid!" "I have no good figures." "and am afraid of sleep in a coffin." "Strike your fortune. open up. no..." "Money...no." "I am not up to it!" "Then you are up to it." "Only these fools can say it fluently." "Wait up!" "Go!" "Ghosts." "I have good news for you!" "This year." "I found a dumb bell to be my son-in-law." "Bravo!" "Music!" "Not this music. disco music!" "Let's dance. everybody dance!" "Come on!" "How come you are here?" "There is no pearl in the Ghost King's mouth." "That Boy Scout is evil." "He tried to frame you!" "Not to frame me. he framed you to be the Ghost king's son-in-law." "How can you laugh at a time like this. let's go!" "Now that it is none of my business!" "Let's have fun first!" "Handsome. how come I didn't see you just now?" "Let's go!" "Paste it up again!" "You can break the windows and chairs!" "You two are human beings!" "How dare of you to fool me!" "I don't want to befriend with you two!" "I want you two to be my husbands." "I get mad when I see you two!" "What now?" "Grab them!" "I want them to be my son-in-laws." "Good Idea." "I'll go and tell mum!" "Ha!" "Over there!" "Don't let them escape!" "Champ Tam. get in!" "Go!" "Okay!" "Move over!" "Take a chance!" "Right!" "Go!" "Shift!" "Step on it!" "Charge!" "Smart!" "He knocked down the Ghost King!" " Run them down!" " All right!" "Over there 1.2. 3!" "Don't go!" "Where's he gone?" "Morning has broken." "We have to go back." " Each on his own way!" " Right!" "These guys are lucky!" "Let's go!" "It's dawn." "Otherwise we can't make it!" "Run quick!" "It's dawn!" "The sun is up!" "Oh shit." "I can't reincarnate!" "Ghost Spirit Island." "We survive this time." "This is good. now that we know Irene is not the manslaughter house." "This is bad. without Tong." "Chu." "Tang!" "What did you say?" "The three umbrellas!" "It's Tong." "Chu." "Tang!" " It's good to find you!" " Thank you." "What are you doing?" "These are my umbrellas!" "Are you trying to kidnap?" "Kidnap what?" "These three umbrellas are my three good brothers." "You take the umbrellas is to kidnap my three brothers!" "Are these yours?" "Look!" "So many umbrellas!" "We are shipping umbrellas." "Now that the ship sunk." "there are umbrellas everywhere." "These three are mine." "There is a whole lot over there to be dry out!" "Go take a look!" "Uncle. did you see the three umbrellas that can speak?" "There are no umbrellas that can speak." "There are three that can't open up over there!" " Tong." "Chu." "Tang!" " You are dead!" "You know we can't swim." "and you toss us into the sea." "That's right." "I am chicken." "you want to scare me to death?" "What are you waiting for?" "Take us to your wedding banquet" "As you say!" " This way!" " It's yours!" "Tell them to be quiet!" "Oh man. come!" "You noisy bunch of spectre!" "I will take away your ball!" "Never mind him...his mum!" "They will be quiet." "Hurry!" "Here!" "Got it!" " Drop dead!" " Dead?" "Not yet!" "Not you." "It's Alan Eu!" "Not bad?" "!" "Champ Tam." "I want too!" "I am so scared. mama mia!" "I go out with the girl tonight." "But the ghost won't leave me alone." "The ghost will give out fire when he's pissed and scare me to death." "Why I come across the ghost?" "Because the more I say. the more I am wrong." "I am so scared. mama mia!" "I knew I had it coming." "because I was wrong then." "I am most afraid of ghost." "How can I get over this misery?" "Why I come across the ghost?" "Because the more I say. the more I am wrong." "I am so scared. mama mia!" "Mercy Goddess." "Lord Jesus." "Savior." "I grab some of them!" "Kind heart. benevolent heart. loving heart." "Buddha blessings!" "Why I come across the ghost?" "Because the more I say. the more I am wrong."