"[Woman Speaking French] Can you turn the radio down?" "We've been on a train for 12 hours." "We're exhausted." " Twelve?" "Where from?" " Venice." "Hate the place!" "Took both my wives there." "[Woman Chattering In French On Radio]" "The program about battered wives." " I want to listen to this." " Why?" " I had two wives and I beat them both." " That's horrible.!" " Yeah, I was wrong..." " [Sighs]" "So I gave her a good beating myself." "What's he taking pictures of?" "Everything." "Absolutely everything." "[Woman On Radio, French] Another terrorist attack..." "Listen to that.!" "Another fast-food joint going up in smoke." "Last week it was two sports stores... and last month a supermarket." "He's an "anti-globalization protester."" "[Marion] He burns fast food?" "I heard there's shit in their meat.!" "It's right here." "Didn't your train get in at nine?" " Oh, Mama." "Yeah, but with traffic, strikes..." "France, what a mess!" "What?" "Can't the poor exploited nurses go on strike?" "This isn't America!" "You still have that huge suitcase." "You'll break your back!" "You never listen, anyway." "If it's not..." "Marion." "Marion." "Marion." "Mom, Marion's stuck again!" "Marion?" "Marion?" "Mom, is Marion a retard?" "[Voice #1 Singing In French]" "[Voice #2 Speaking French] Move it." "[Mother] You've always done exactly what you wanted." " And we had to fall in line." "Really, I..." " [Jack] Honey?" "Hello, madam." " Oh, bonjour." " Are you okay?" " [English] Yes." " [Marion]Jack." "Jack, Anna." "Give me the pussycat." "Here, your phone!" "Come down for lunch at one." "Don't be late." "Your dad hates that." "[Marion] Right." "D'accord." "How's Jean-Luc?" " Sleeping." "Am I disturbing you?" "Don't come in." "We're getting changed." "I came to see if you've got any clothes to wash." " We'll bring it down later." " Okay, I'll wait." " You'll wait downstairs?" " Yes." " Thanks." "Thanks, bye." "Dad?" " Oh, God!" " I'm going to start on the rabbit." " I have to chop it up." " Ooh, la, la." "All right?" "All the sparrows in the garden have been scared off by Jean-Luc." "Of course." "He'd gobble them up." "You think so?" "But he's so sweet." "Are you kidding?" " It's only because we're bigger and we feed him... that he doesn't eat us alive." "You're so negative." " Hasn't he put on weight?" "I had some cans of foie gras getting past their sell-by date." "You fed him foie gras?" "You know he only eats dry cat food." "I've had him 10 years and that's all he eats." "Fat is bad for animals." "He's enormous!" "He's like Dad." "You get your hands on someone and turn them into a fat lump." "They won't let me keep him with me in the cabin." "That's why I have to keep him under 5 kilos." "They'll put him in the luggage compartment, drug him and..." "Lots of animals die during the flight." "How can you say that?" "I've taken care of him for two weeks." "I love this cat, but your dad hates him." "He calls him "eat-shit-sleep."" "He wanted to kick him out and now you tell me." "Calm down." " They'll put him in a cage!" " You're scaring him." "They're going to kill him!" "What's going on?" "We couldn't go on vacation because of that spoiled doormat.!" "You say Paris is great in summer, with all the filthy cars gone away." "If you upset your mother, you'll be in trouble." "He's fat." "He had them chopped off." "Like me." "That's why I got fat!" "I had them chopped off by your mother." "Bastard!" "[Shouts]" "Your other cat." "He hasn't had them chopped off, huh?" " Does he understand?" " No." "Ooh, la, la." "It's very hot." "Watch out." "Lapin." "What's "lapin'?" "[Teeth Clicking] Lapin." " [Squeaking]" " Lapin, no?" " Very good." " Please." " A thigh." " You don't have to." "I didn't know about Oliver." " Yes, I do." "[English] Please." "[French] Plate." " Oh." " A little leg." " Please." "Thank you." " It looks like chicken." "A small piece." "I'm used to small ones." " Marion?" " Some back." "Oh, the head!" "It's good, tete." "For real men!" "Real men eat the head." " Yes." " Are his toys in there?" "[English] Sauce, wine black..." "Wine, uh..." "White wine." "Wine, uh, white." " White wine?" "Oh." "Vin blanc." " Vin blanc." " Vin blanc." " Anna, your plate." " [Anna, English] No, no, I don't want." "[Jeannot] Oh!" "What a pain in the butt." "Got enough, Dad?" "Is that your diet?" "Rabbit is lean meat." "[Marion] But look how much you're eating.!" "And look at your fat ass!" "This guy is sick in the head." "I've got a fat ass because I stopped smoking 18 months ago." "Jeannot, that's enough.!" "Will you stop bugging her?" " She's the one bugging us!" " What?" "I'm eating it." "I'm eating it." "She came from New York especially!" " [Marion, English] It has nothing to do with you." " Shut up, asshole!" "Let's be civilized." "He came all this way to meet you." "Talk to him.!" "We'll talk to Jack, then." "We'll talk about American literature." " Kerouac?" " Ker..." "Yes, I love Kerouac." "J'aime Kerouac." "Yeah, yeah." " Faulkner?" " It's a little welcome quiz." " Faulkner?" "Faulkner, yes." "The Sound and the Fury." " What?" " [French]" " [English] Ah, yes." "Miller, Henry?" " [Marion] Henry Miller." " [English] Sex?" " Yes, sex." "Yes." " Sex is good." "Sex, Miller." "Sex is..." " Dad, don't start.!" " What's that mean?" " Non, Jeannot, non.!" "Uh, French write?" " Hmm?" " Speak French writer." " Yes, we are." " Rimbaud." " Rimbaud, yes." "Yes." "Tres bon." " Rambo?" " Rambo?" " That's how they say it in English." " Oh, I mispronounced." " Ah, Rambo." " [Jack] Yes." " What a bunch of idiots!" "Please!" " It's a highbrow humor." " [French]" "Baudelaire." " [English] Good, good, good." " Verlaine." " Verlaine." " Huh?" "Moliere." "Ooh." "Bravo." " Not bad.!" " See!" "[English] Auguste Renoir... a great writer." " He's a painter!" " Ah, good!" " He's trying to trick me!" " I know." "He did." "Bravo, Jack.!" "[French] He's not like the morons you usually bring home." " You can't fuck with me, man." " Thanks a lot." " With such a weird face, he better be smart!" " Mama!" " What?" " Nothing." " It's Rose." "She's got keys too, huh?" "Hi." "It stinks in here." " [Jeannot] Sorry, we didn't have time to deodorize." " Ow!" "Bonjour, Mama." "Hi, dad." "You're early." "I got out of work early." "[English] Hello." " Hi." "How are you?" " I'm Rose." " Yes, Jack." "Nice to meet you." " [Marion] My sister." "Nice to meet you." "As attractive as in the photos." "As nice as ever." " Isn't there any coffee?" " Yes, in the coffeepot." " See to it, huh?" " As usual." " She's getting worse." " I pity the kids she takes care of." " I can hear you!" " [French]" "Are we gonna go visit Paris?" "Mm-hmm." "Yeah, yeah." " Um, I would like to go see the catacombs." " [French]" " And the, uh..." "What is it?" "Pere-Lachaise?" " Pere-Lachaise." "The catacombs and a cemetery?" "A lot of fun, isn't he?" "Well, to see Jim Morrison's grave." "Did I say something tacky?" "[Anna, French]" " We took pictures in Venice." "Didn't we?" "Didn't we?" " [Jack] Oh, yes, many pictures." " You wanna..." "Would you like to see some pictures?" "Yeah?" " [Anna, English] Yes." "Mom, do you ever use your computer?" " No." "We asked Rose to teach us but..." " I haven't had time." "You didn't show them at all?" "Or find someone else to do it?" "You show up, hand out your presents, and leave the rest to me." "But you help people with learning disabilities." "Once and for all, I help children with psychological problems, not retards!" "Hey, you two brats!" "Just because you can send "e-miles" doesn't make you superior." " This is the Plaza San Marco." " Oh." "You can put so many photos on this thing!" "Yes, it's digital." "Yes, bravo." "Lots of nice photos." "Oh, thank you." "Yeah, I just got the camera for work... but, you know, I..." "I like doing it." " Yes, but why no balloons in these photos?" " I'm sorry?" "Rose?" "Why did you say that?" "It's just a joke." "He didn't get it." " Uh..." " Did you show the photos to your sister?" " No." "Quoi?" " No." "Shh." "I told her about it." " You're a real pain." " I didn't do anything!" " Honey." " [English] Oh, yes." " What?" " Good!" " Stop it, Dad." " Balloons." "Photo balloons." "No, Dad, please don't!" " Three balloons." " What a pain!" "Please don't do this!" "Nice weenie with balloons." " Balloons!" " [Marion] No.!" "Balloons." " You're unbelievable!" " I'm sorry." "Nice weenie." "Mom!" " Really, Anna." " You're pains, all of you." " Okay, sweetie, you're not..." "It's funny." "Sweetie, it's funny." " So..." " Funny." " Stop being overprotective." "Um, that's a little bird on the..." " Bird?" " Terrace of the hotel." "Au revoir." "Drop by your dad's art gallery." "There's an opening." "[Woman Singing In French]" "[French] Homosexuals!" "It's just not right." "It's disgusting!" "Huh, Kiki?" "You wouldn't do that." " [Laughing, Snorting]" " [Hawks] Je t'aime." " Why do you put a... [Hawks]" " Je t'aime." " [Hawks] Je t'aime." " [French] - [French]" "[French]" "Are you all right, miss?" " Manu!" " Marion?" "Amazing!" " Okay?" " I was talking about you..." " only today." " Really?" "So what's new?" " Well, my book's just come out." " Great." "A novel?" "No, short stories." "But..." "linked." "Great." "This is Jack." "Manu." "So that's it?" "You've settled in the States for good?" "For now, yeah." "I'm with Jack and it's going well." "What?" "Are you going to Vanessa's tonight?" " Yes, for sure." " Me too." "You haven't changed." "It's amazing." "It's like time has stood still." " Stop it." " You decided not to age." "Cut the bullshit." "We spent all night on a train." " You look gorgeous." " Stop it." " I swear." " Stop it." "Stop it." "Well, we'd better go." "My dad has an opening later." " Jeannot." "Say hello for me." " Yeah." "See you later." " Are you American?" " Uh..." "He is." "I'm French." "We live in New York." "Cool!" "I love New York." "I went last year." "I loved downtown, Soho..." " [English] Cool, man." " Ah, super cool." " Are you married?" " Non." " Do you have children?" " Non." "Really?" "How old are you?" "We're all friends here, right?" "Yeah." "I'm 35." "Don't wait too long." "Won't he give you one?" " No, it's me." " No, no." "I don't believe that." "All women want children." "It's in their nature." "If he doesn't want to..." "I can help." "It's up to you, of course." "I make beautiful kids." "So if you want a Brad Pitt or a George Clooney." "It's up to you." "You know who to call." "[Man] I'm just saying because..." "you're not bad." "You look like that American actress." "She's married to that guy from Fatal Attraction." "Douglas!" "That's the one.!" "But I'm blonde and I don't look like her." "But you've got exactly the same face, sparkling eyes..." "You're like twin sisters." "Except you're more beautiful, of course." "[Woman Singing In French]" " Jack." "Enchante." " Jack." "[Chattering]" " De Gaulle is fucking the ass..." " [French]" " Of middle class French." " [Jack] Right." "[French] '68 at the barricades!" "Bam!" "Bam!" "[French]" " [Jeannot, French]" " Oh, no, no." "I ..." " It's French!" " But I get migraines." "[French] Marion, "migraine"?" "What's he saying?" "Speak French, goddamn it.!" "[Marion, French] Are you nuts?" "You'll scare him." "Red wine gives him migraines." " The exhibition's fabulous, Dad." " Really, you like it?" "Dad, show him my favorites." "I'll leave you with Jack." "You take care of him." "But we can't understand each other." "Cunnilingus." "Cunnilingus French." "Cunnilingus." " How are you?" " Fine, and you?" "Yeah, fine." " Good-bye, Jack." " Au revoir." " See you soon." " Yeah." " Huh?" " Oh, yes." "Yeah." "Oui." "Au revoir." "Au revoir." "[No Audible Dialogue]" "[French]" "Elves came to help me one day when I was looking for something... and they found it for me." " Bullshit!" " I swear it's true!" "[French]" " [French] - [French]" "I saw you from over there." "You're doing an exhibition?" "Photos?" "A bit more conceptual." "Sort of Bill Viola but more sexual." "You'd like it." "[Man Singing In French]" "[Chattering]" "I really like this salad." "Are there mussels in it?" "I can't take it." "We fight all the time." "I was talking to Jack." "Nice guy." " Yeah, nice." "Not uptight, not too American." "No broom up his ass." "Tattoos all over, but I guess you must like that." "Well, he's been in jail so..." " A financial thing?" "Enron..." " No, he did eight years." "Homicide." "First-degree murder." "This guy was staying with him and his girlfriend." "Jack was 19 and he..." "He has anger-management issues." "He invited me to stay a few days in August but..." "I wasn't sure I'd be able to make it." "That sucks." "I'm going to get another drink." "All these off-the-wall projects, I couldn't do them here." "I had to, I had to..." "These old perverts wanted me to blow them." "Disgusting." "That's disgusting." "You didn't have to blow anyone to make it?" " In art you don't have to blow?" " No, you don't have to blow, but..." " You have to lick a bit." " Yeah, that's it." "She's totally empty now." "Shit!" "My contact lens." "There it is." " You got it?" " Yeah." "Great!" "I'll put it back in." "Hey, are you okay?" "Don't fall." " The mussels." " Huh?" " I've just remembered, I'm allergic." " Wha..." " I ate mussels, didn't I?" " [English] Mussels." " I'm allergic to French mussels." " Somebody call... [Babbling In French]" " I don't have a pulse!" " No, no, no." "Yes, you do." "You had a dizzy spell." " I had no pulse!" " Breathe deeply." "I had something stuck in my throat, something hairy." "I'm allergic to French mussels." "You have to give me an injection." "You ate too much, that's all." " Drink some water..." " I'm scared, Doctor!" "[Doctor] Get some fresh air, you'll be fine." "Your blood pressure's perfect." "[Man, French] Another Arab." "The last one I took jumped out without paying." "The other day I had some Germans." "Never again." "They had sausages in their bags." "It still stinks!" "Nothing but Romanian scum.!" " [Man Speaking French]" "Where's your friend from?" "He doesn't speak French." "He's American." "American?" " You don't speak English." " No, I don't." " You don't speak many languages." " What?" "I speak French." "That's enough, okay?" "You don't want us in your taxi because we're not speaking French?" " Who do you pick up in your taxi?" "You don't like Germans." "Arabs?" "No, you don't like Arabs." "The Romanians?" "Send them home with their whores.!" "And gas the Jews.!" "Hey, I never said that.!" "Gas chambers were an invention to get our money.!" "Are you sick in the head?" "Listen to yourself!" "[Man] Hey, dumb blonde, who do you think you're talking to?" " [Marion] You're the fucking dumb blond.!" " Hey, hey..." "[Both Shouting In French]" "We're getting out here." "Before you get out you pay me, or we go straight to the cops." "We'll pay you, asshole!" "We're rich." "We're Americans!" "You shut your mouth!" " I'll kick your ass.!" " Whose ass you gonna kick?" " You with the beard, shut up!" " Uh, over here." "Whoa, we can..." "I'm just gonna find a spot to park..." "[Jack] Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "And then we'll have a talk, little woman." " We're gonna talk about your little woman?" " [Mutters, Indistinct]" " No, I said you, little woman.!" " I thought you meant your wife." "Because I heard your wife's fucking an Arab." " Quoi?" "Thank you so much." "That was very educational." "Thank you." " Good night." " Fuck you!" " [Jack] Good night." "Thanks." " [French]" "[Man] Bitch!" "Go get fucked by your Yank!" "[Man Speaking Foreign Language On Monitor]" "[Woman Speaks Foreign Language]" "Jeannot, there's water everywhere.!" " Look at the carpet!" " Call the fire department.!" " What is it?" " A pipe burst." "I'll cut the electricity." "They're on their way." "They told me to turn off the water." "Where's the main inlet?" "I've no idea!" "Go ask Mrs. Schindling." " She knows?" " Yes!" " Mom, do you need help?" " Shit.!" "Okay." "[French]" "Sorry, we're firemen, not plumbers." "[Anna] Shit, shit.!" "Sorry about my mom." "You live upstairs?" " Yes, upstairs." "But I live in New York." " [Anna Shouting In French]" "They have awesome fire trucks." "Fucking shit.!" "Those are great sweaters." "Can you buy them anywhere?" "It's our uniform, given to us." "I think you can find them on the Internet now." "Ah, oui." "Oh." " [Marion] It's nice wool." " [Man] Touch it." " It's great wool." " No, it's okay." "Yeah, go on!" " How is this?" " Not bad, huh?" "Good quality." "Scottish wool." "What are they still doing here?" "Help me instead of flirting!" "We'd better go." "Thanks." "[Continues In French]" "Next time we'll call a plumber, not the firemen." "Thanks." " Have a nice day." " [Man] You too." "Good-bye." "Something wrong with that guy!" " Nice." "Coming." "[Jeannot] Bring your American to the market to see some real food." "I'll have a shower first." " "Chaute."" " Huh?" " "Chaud"." " Yes, it's hot." "Chaud." "Chaud." "Chaud." "Chaud." "Shout." " Shout." "Chaud, chaud." " [French]" " [French]" " Hmm?" " So why did he go to see his grave?" " It's a tourist thing." "Does he know?" " No, I haven't told him." " I'm a tourist." "I'll take this opportunity to tell you." " The next time you go on vacation..." " Um..." " leave your cat somewhere else." " What do you mean?" " What's the problem?" " Honey..." "Hello?" "Every day at 5:00 a.m. He wants to get in the bathroom." "I told you he likes running water." " [French] That cat is low maintenance." " Worse than a kid." " Are you going to have one?" " Don't bug me." "[English] What is it, sweetie?" " Look how this one's parked." " He keyed that car." "He's doing it again!" " Dad, stop it." " Come on." " Do it at night if you have to." "You're making Jack uncomfortable." "He doesn't like it." " [English] Car bad." " [English] Pollution." " Huh?" "[Chattering]" "[Marion, French] Cornflowers." "[Jeannot] Yes, cornflowers." "I'll come back for them later." "I won't pay you with my body today." "My daughter's with me." " No..." " [French] "Sleep" not "slip"." "He doesn't sleep in a nightie." " [French] Pig." "He was suckling last night." " [Jeannot] What's that tongue?" " Calf." " Uh, tongue." " Oh, oh." "[Speaking French]" " Hmm?" " [French]" "[Bleats]" " [Jeannot Speaking French]" "I'm sick." "He has a bit of a cold." " [Jeannot] A hangover?" "Au revoir." " He's sick?" " Just a cold." "Let's go to the organic vegetables stall." ""You make me as hard as wood!" "Mathieu"" "[No Audible Dialogue]" "Hello, madam." "Sorry, I thought you were at the market." "I washed your shirts." "You don't mind?" "Thanks very much." "Yes." " Oui." "I had a short affair with him." "No AIDS, no death." "Abortion movement." "The 343 Bitches movement." " I was one of the bitches.!" "Lovely flowers, miss." "Stop hitting on every girl, Dad, please." " Hitting on them?" " Anything that moves." "I only hit on pretty girls." ""You loved it, you hussy Having me lick your pussy..."" ""I'm your salami for life"" " What music would you like?" " What do you have?" "Brel, Ferre, Trenet..." "Barbara." " Whatever you prefer." " I'll put something on for you." " D'accord." " [Man Singing In French]" "[Conversations In French]" "[Conversations Continue In French]" " Hi." " Salut." "Still writing for that right-wing rag?" "Okay, Edouard?" "At least you're faithful to your friends." "Shall we go?" "Have you decided?" "A beer, please." "An omelet." " Merci." "How was your trip to the Philippines?" "The trip you dumped me for, to be "free"." "Let's go." "Expats never get over those exotic countries." "It's like former colonials." "Life's so good there." "The women are... so gentle, so young." " Finished?" " It speaks.!" "You've grown some balls." "Interesting." "You couldn't handle me dumping you." "What I couldn't handle was something else.!" "But I better not say." "You're not that dull." "I found that out later on." "You weren't my type, period." " Wanna know what his type is?" " Shut up!" " Okay." "Okay." " [French]" "No, I'm not his type." "He worked for an N.G.O. In Thailand... and screwed 12-year-olds." "A 30-year-old is less sexy than a "woman' of 12.!" "You're crazy." "It's all in your head." "Oh, yes, I forgot." "He explained to me." "We judge it with our Western minds." "We shouldn't." "It's different over there." "It's normal for women and children to be prostitutes." "It's their culture." "You shouldn't feel guilty about screwing them." "It's true." "You pretend to help the Third World but screw them like everyone else." "Just because I ditched you!" "All I wanted was a chick who can shut up." "A 12-year-old knows how to do that." "But I don't!" "Edouard, he screwed the love of your life on vacation." " [Gasps]" " Oh..." " Oh, darn it!" " [Patrons Murmuring]" "He didn't..." "You never told him?" "Oh, I'm sorry, really." "Shut up, cunt!" "[Shouting]" "She's insane!" "[French]" "[French] I'm calm now." "[French] That's enough!" "[French]" " We didn't break anything." " Go on, get outta here!" "Thank you." "Thanks a lot." "Thank you." "This shows France in a great light!" " Monsieur, monsieur..." " No.!" "[French] What means "lick pussy"?" " No!" " Huh?" "[French] You sicko!" "[Man Speaking French on P.A.]" "Sir, I don't speak English." "Sir, there's the salad menu, the veggie menu and the double." "Just choose one of them." "It's simple." " That'll be 5 euros 30." "Au revoir." "Hi, Mathieu, it's Marion." "It's weird that you called." "I just took it out of my workshop... and I'm just finishing it off." "And there it is!" " But... what is it?" "Who is it?" " It's you." "Not bad, eh?" "It's beautiful." "Your style's really developed." "Yeah, you're right." " Thank you." " No, thank you." "It's you." "It's incredible." "The restroom's full of smoke." "Someone locked the door." "I'll explain about the messages." "What will you tell him?" "That it was a joke, that I don't give a shit... and that I obviously don't love you." "Nobody wants me." "I can't take it anymore.!" "That's not tr..." "Come on out of there." " What are you doing?" "Don't break or dirty anything." " I'll call your sister." " [French] Outta my way, jerk!" " Thanks." "My bag, my bag!" " It's him!" " My bag!" "Thief!" "Thief!" "No, I don't." "I speak English." "English." " Oh, the guy?" "The guy?" "He went over there." " American, my ass!" "Filthy Arab!" " My bag!" " Police!" "Marion, just come out, okay?" "Mathieu doesn't want to touch me." "I repulse men.!" "I'm a fat tuna.!" "What's all this?" "No, I tried to kiss her, but she keeps sobbing." "It's impossible." "Of course." "She's in love with her boyfriend." "No psychology." "Marion, what got into you, wanting to screw this idiot?" "I'll leave you to it." "Sorry, sir, we made a mistake." "We're really sorry." " Are you sure it's not him?" " Yes, we're sure." "A cup of tea." " Sorry about your soap holder." " I'm sorry too." "[Rose] What did you do?" " I dropped it by accident." " You broke it?" " The poor guy." "You show up..." " I'm horrible." "I know." "The old fill-in guy." "We get all wound up with jealousy and shit, and we've got everything." "We're shallow with bourgeois problems, as Mom says." "And there are people dying in wars." "Marion, don't start again." " The other day I read this article that said..." " What?" "We use more toilet paper than men because we wipe when we pee." "Each time I wipe now I think about it." " About what?" " All that we destroy." "Non, non, non." "I love you, sister." "You're a pain, but I adore you." " Is it your little bunny?" " No, it's you." "I'm talking to you." " Thank you, sister." " You're so dumb!" "[Marion] I'd better go." " And see your guy?" " I don't know." "[Woman Speaking French]" "5@y3"