""THE INCREDIBLE TRAMP MONSTER"" "Come on, come on!" "Hurry up, guys!" "I told you this tachometer is not good." "Come on, guys." "I'll-iffy "P!" " Everything okay." " Let's go." " Here." " Let's go." "Look, let's quit fooling around, the man wants... the car ready today!" "Now who put this tire in the middle of the way here?" "Hey, calm down, calm down!" "What do you mean, calm down?" "Have you finished your job yet?" "What's your problem?" "Who do you think you are to shout at me?" " Quit it!" "How is the radiator doing?" " Listen, boy, I'm performing... an adaptation here, to make sure that this car never heats again." "So I hope." "Now where's the jack?" "How should I know where you put the jack?" "But you two are really disorganized, huh?" "Where's the jack?" "Where's this jack?" "Is the jack there?" "I'm here, but my name ain't Jack!" "What are you talking about?" "I meant the jack to put under the car!" " Am I not under the car, huh?" " Well, just forget it." "We have to deliver the car today." "How is the exhaust pipe there?" " It's having some kind of problem." " What problem?" "Every time the car accelerates, a black smoke comes out of it." "And you wanted the smoke to come out from where, exactly?" "If you really want me to say it, I'll say it!" "I'm dying to say it!" "Hey, Quindim!" "Quindim!" " What?" " So?" " Is it still going to take too long'?" " Oh, so you're getting nervous, eh'?" "What do you mean, nervous?" "I'm on a hurry here, man!" "Listen, behold my work of art." "I'll "behold" it." "Three photoelectric cells, one transistor..." "one transistor." "...a car at 100 miles/hour then you take off the radiator's lid..." " What the hell?" "!" "Close it!" "Close it, man!" "Close it!" "Close it, man!" "Stop that!" "Stop it, man!" "Stop that, you fool!" "Stop, or you'll get burned!" "You stupid moron, stop!" "DO NOT STEP ON THE GRASS" "I told you already, never to make up as you go along!" "To go by the book!" "Could it be that I'm the only one here who's right in the head?" "What is this?" "What is this?" "Who left these tires here?" " Don't shout." " I'll shout!" "Then shout." "Sassa did it." "Sassa!" " More respect." " Sassa!" " Less respect, then." "What, now?" " I told you:" "pick up all these tires and take them to storage." " May I be honest with you?" " You may." "You're not my boss!" "L am!" " Now you are." " Go on, pick them up." " Hurry up." " I've got them." " Hurry up!" "Take them to storage now!" " I'm on to it." "And you, what are you looking at?" "Check the car's electric part." "Move!" " I think..." " No, you don't think." " Now move." " I'll move." "Lazy burn." "You can't understand anything." "I'm here because I'm an artist, I want to have a career." "I'll earn lots of money." "He's always complaining!" "Always complaining about me." "Someday I'll run away from here!" "I'll become a millionaire and vanish." "You'll see!" "I'm gonna be famous." "I'm gonna be..." "Help!" "Turn off the streetlight!" "Make it red!" "Incoming traffic!" " Call the police!" " Call the fire squad!" " Call the midwife!" " Let's go!" "Sassa!" "Sassa!" "Sassa!" "Sassa!" "save me!" " Oh, Saint Benedict!" "Pray for Saint Benedict." " Sassa, are you hurt?" " No, I'm not hurt." "But I've found out my future vehicle." "Easy!" "This championship will be easy!" "May I congratulate the hero of today's training session, too?" "Oh, boy!" "That guy's making out with your girl!" " He's kissing Vivi?" " He is!" " Oh, he's kissing Vivi." " That's her." " I didn't allow you such intimacy." " Neither did I!" "So, not only you make the best time out there... but you also wanna make the best time with my girl?" "Wait a moment there, bro, none of this is my fault." "Liar!" "I saw you grabbing Vivi!" "You're going down, buddy." "So I got beaten, eh?" "Let me go!" "Yo, man." "Now you know who Hugo is." "What?" "Slop!" " Stop!" "one, two, three..." "I'll take you, one by one!" "Come and get it!" " One by one!" "one, two, three..." "I'm gonna..." "Put me down!" "I'll..." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Enough!" "Let's go!" "LABORATORY" "Today it will work." "It has to." "Whatever it takes, I'm gonna make it work." "Even if I have to set this whole place on fire!" "Both of you!" "Sassa, come here!" "Come." "Quindim, come here!" " What?" " I want to know... who put the band-aid on the engine?" "Who did it?" " Who?" "!" " I did it." "Do you mind telling us why?" "This engine's horsepower has been so low lately..." "I thought one of its horses might be hurt." "Imagine when he finds all about mercurochrome." "Look here..." "Again it failed." "After three hours explanation, everything is explained." "And you've come to a conclusion:" "we can take whatever we want from nature, for our health... for our lives and even for our social development." "If we want to, perhaps we might even change our own genes!" "I sense that you're no longer following my line of thought." "Yo, Jegue?" "I mean, Doctor Jegue!" "Honestly, I didn't understand what you meant by..." ""social development in nature."" "Listen, young man." "I'm currently studying the quince tree." "That's a very common plant in the Northeast of Brazil." "You see, such a little plant like this one, you wouldn't think... it has an oil so strong, that it could replace even gasoline... with its multiplied oxidity." "You see?" "Its strongest components are:" "Chimene, Micaene, Therpineole..." "C-10-H-18-O..." "Cariochinene, Cumulene, and Elemene." "Got it?" "No." "You're so thick, if you're thrown in the water, you won't sink." "Hey, dude, some day you'll end up killing yourself!" " Get out of there!" " He's really crazy." "Slowly..." "Get out of there, dude!" "Are you hurt?" " What is that supposed to be?" " Have you seen my new invention?" "That's the "rainbike."" "A bike that keeps us from getting wet in the rain." " But there's no rain today." " That's why I put a shower on top." "Did you like it?" "Look at Ritinha there." "Ritinha!" "Did you like my new invention?" "Oh, clear!" "Ritinha is just so beautiful, isn't she?" "That girl is just perfect." "What's going on?" "What's gotten into Jegue, huh?" "He's dating Ritinha." "Only, she doesn't know it yet." "Whenever she does, she'll end their affair." " Romeo is in love!" " You're a bunch of destructive characters." " Little Romeo!" " You don't understand love." " Go, Romeo!" "Romeo is in "luv."" "This guy is a real clown." "...Bambolene..." "Thoraxide..." "Hydrogen..." "Hydrogen on the ground..." "Oxygen falls down as well..." "Let's say nothing comes back." "Cumulene, Methylene..." "One octane..." "IS IT A COMET?" "IS IT A ROCKET?" "No, IT'S SUPER JEGUE!" "You know, if I were as strong and handsome as you are... maybe Ritinha would pay a little bit more attention to me." "Who said I can't?" "Nature will help me become string and handsome." "You." "Not you." "You." "You." "You..." "Ma'am, excuse me." "You, Ma'am." "Excuse me..." "Ma'am." "Please, Mr. Corregio." "Make yourself at home." "You're mad, I don't know why." "Come here... and we'll find you a place to sit." "Then you'll be fine." "But I didn't come here to sit." "I came to collect." "Oh, but that would be evil, Mr. Corregio!" "You're being unfair to us." "Unfair?" "You owe me more than four months rent of this repair shop." "And you said you'd pay it all on Tuesday." "But you didn't!" "Wait a moment!" "We told you we'd pay you... if Tuesday was on Thursday." "But Tuesday was on Sunday, when all the banks are closed!" "Right." "Oh, I see it now!" "I'm dealing with crooks!" "Listen up, sir, the only one here dealing with crooks is.. you!" " Oops, I made it worse." " Now for your information..." "Hey, don't stick your finger in our nose, Mr. Caloção!" " It's not Caloção!" "It's Corregio!" " Mr. Corregio... may I have a word with you in private?" "You know, you're not being fair to us." " Why is that?" " We always pay our bills... we always pay them when they're due." "I mean, we were never in debt with you, right, Mr. Corregio?" "Sometimes we delay payment, but we always end up paying." "Now, would you do us a small favor?" "To be honest, we consider you like a father to us." "You're..." "You're like a mother to us, Mr. Corregio." "If you'd only wait until, let's say, Sunday's race... we'd pay you everything we owe you, after the race!" "But Sunday's race is gonna start today if you don't pay me now!" " But, Mr..." " Ha...!" "Hail Mary!" "Mr. Corregio, please disregard this." "You know how our lives are rough." "Don't you know... how the life of us poor people is?" "Imagine if you'd go fishing." "You wanna go out fishing on Sunday." "Have you ever fished on Sunday?" " No." " Fishing on Sunday is swell!" "So, you make all arrangements." "You have to pick a worm." "So you take the worm, you put it in the can and store it... then you put a little bit of earth there, and you pick up the basket... and you take a fishing rod." "Gotta take the fishing rod." "There must be line, there must be a hook." "So you get into your little car, and you know what happens?" "You run, let's say, 40, 50 miles by car... and when you get there, it starts raining!" "What now, Mr. "Corre?"" " I don't know." " When it rains..." " I'm not "Corre," I'm Corregio!" " I'm just being intimate... because you're like a mother to us, right?" "I mean, when it rains, all the fish get into their burrows." "Every tilapia, every catfish, all the fish... get inside their burrows, and while it rains they just won't come out!" "But what has fish got to do with my money?" "A lot, Mr. Corregio, and here's why." "A bank's manager is like a fish getting into its burrow:" "when we ask them for money, be it a rainy day or sunny... he gets into his burrow, and our money just won't come out of it!" " Like the Baron used to say..." " Who?" "..."Those who fish and don't play pool, always keep their cool."" "Fine, but I'm through with this chitchat." "I want my money!" "Quiet!" "Let's put an end to this little argument!" "There are no thieves here, sir!" "How much do we owe you, Mr. Caroção?" "Let me see." "Four months' rent, at 20 thousand per month, 80 thousand." "Plus compulsory loan, fees and interest rates, that's 88 thousand!" "There you have it." "And with a tip, eh?" "Plus an advancement that pays for rent until year's end." "You see?" "It always comes from where you least expect." " A curimbatá." " Yeah, a catfish." " A mandi fish." " A net full of Brazilian mullets!" "...81... 82... 83..." " Mr. Corregio?" "...84..." "Since we're paying in advance, you'll make us a discount, right?" "...85..." "Oh, yeah, sure I will!" "Here, take it." "...86..." " Sure you ain't gonna need it?" "...87..." "No, not that coin." "There you go." "Here's the receipt." "Thank you." "Thunder." "There must be a storm coming." "It's gone." "Very well." "Look, it was a pleasure to deal with honest people." "Thank you." "Wait a moment." "From 38,588 to...?" "38,588..." "But this is my money!" "You thieves!" "Hold on, Mr. Corregio." "How could you know... this money belonged to you, when all the notes are alike?" "Because I memorize the serial number of the notes that I receive." "Thieves!" " Jegue!" " Hey, Mr. Carlos!" " What's up, man?" " Mr. Carlos, what just happened?" "I don't know." "Some huge guy got in here, and suddenly I find you!" "Oh, now I know, Mr. Carlos." "It was another of my inventions." "You know, I... mixed a sequence of leaves that I had in my mind... because I wanted to be strong and handsome, for Ritinha." " Did I become strong, Mr. Carlos?" " As strong as Superman." " And handsome?" " Well, Frankenstein was uglier." "A monster!" "What a horrible thing!" "My throat!" "I'm thirsty!" "Thirsty!" "I'm going down!" "I'd never seen something like that!" "Except for... when I attended voodoo rites once." "Oh, my God, I saw the evil one!" "For the love of...!" "I need a drink, anything." "Christ!" "What happened to them, Jegue?" "They drank the same liquid of my formula, Mr. Carlos." "Now the formula acts according to one's metabolism, you know?" "It won't last long, though." "Ox, ax, ax" "Ox with the black-face" "Get these little kids" "Who are afraid of grimace" "Amazing!" "But it is funny, isn't it, Mr. Carlos?" "Who did this to you?" "Speak!" "Was it Hugo's gang?" "Speak!" "It was them." "This Hugo is a real coward!" "He wouldn't do this to me!" " He only does it to women." " With you, too." "But not to me!" "To beat women just ain't right, it just isn't done!" "I'm gonna go there, you'll see." "I'm gonna get him." "He'll have to face me." "...sure it's Chlorine, sure it's Chloropidae, sure it's..." "What ran over them?" "Some kind of truck?" "No, it was Hugo's gang who beat up the girls." " Beat them up?" " Yeah." "Now these pricks are gonna get it!" "Let's go, guys!" "Let's go!" "Get them!" "So, you're only brave against women, right?" "Wait, man!" "Wait!" "That was a misunderstanding!" "There's been a little change of plans." "He knows it!" " All right?" "All right?" " All right." "You need a little more swing." " What's that?" " That's the diva's dress." "I'll let a little bit of her leg showing... so we can see her varicose veins." "Fine, fine." "Here's what we're gonna do:" "we'll sing, and you do the break." "On that pitch." "Attention!" "One, two." "Once One day there in Cuba" "Dancing the Rumba They said that I was" "Break!" " Scandalous" " Gosh, that guy is horrible!" "You have to swing it, you hear?" "Look..." "You gotta be more groovy!" "I'll show you." "I'll do it." "Look how it's done." "Pay attention!" "Keep your eyes on me!" "Break!" "Scandalous" " See that?" " See that?" "Let's go, then." "Do it right." "One, two." "Once One day there in Cuba" "Dancing the Rumba They said that I was" " Break!" " Scandalous" " Look here!" " Hold him!" "You're gonna dance to the beat!" "or else, you're gonna get a beating!" "What is it that the Baiana has?" "What is it that the Baiana has?" "What is it that the Baiana has?" "What is it that the Baiana has?" "What is it that the Baiana has?" " Quindim!" " I don't speak to sissies." "But..." "Sassa!" "I only speak to men." "Real men!" " Why are you angry at me?" " Wuss!" " What's going on?" " Kiko!" " What?" " Where's Mr. Carlos?" "Mr. Carlos went to take the girls home." "Why?" "I don't want to speak with you." "Don't you talk to me!" "When it gets rough, you never show up!" " I was there!" " What?" "No, you were not." "And as far as I'm concerned, you're not invited to the picnic tomorrow." "Don't just stay there, you tramp, do something!" " Go take that car to the garage!" " I was there, too!" "No, you weren't!" "Don't speak to me!" "You'll see." "Only history might do me justice." "Dude, did you see that weird thing there?" "When that monster came toward me, I ran away like crazy, dude!" "What, you think I just stayed there, moron?" "I almost took the fence away with me, man!" "You know, dude, we'd better not mention that we saw that monster." "Or everyone will think that we got crazy!" "Monster or no monster, tomorrow I'll have my revenge, you hear?" " We're gonna break everything there?" " No!" "This time, there will be no brawl." "It's gonna be much, much worse." "An important event The gossip is all around" "The parrot went to the woods With the neighbor's macaw" "Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Ah" "The parrot was a swine He fooled the poor dear" "And forgot to marry her" "Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Ah" "The parrot was a swine He fooled the poor dear" "And forgot to marry her" "Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Ah" "The parrot was a swine He fooled the poor dear" "And forgot to marry her" "Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Ah" "The parrot was a swine He fooled the poor dear" "And forgot to marry her" "Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Ah" "The parrot was a swine He fooled the poor dear" "And forgot to marry her" "Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Ah" "The parrot was a swine He fooled the poor dear" "And forgot to marry her" "Now you might rest with these little clogs of yours." "Because we don't accept cowards in our samba." " But Kiko, I'm no coward!" " Yes, you are." "Yesterday, in the fight, when we faced Hugo's gang you went into hiding." " But, Sassa..." "And you had to be there more than any of us... since they hurt Ritinha." "Listen up, guys." "You can say whatever you want about Jegue... except that he's a coward." "Here's the deal." "It's too boring here..." "What a beautiful place, huh?" "Nature has its..." "There is nothing to eat." "Beautiful place, eh?" "Nature..." " Excuse me." " Na... hue..." "You have no reason to complain!" "You're being well paid." " Put the tools in their place!" " That depends a lot on your point of view." " Be organized!" "I don't like being bossed around, you know?" "Are you gonna complain, boy?" "You complain about everything." "And you don't work." "Nobody wants to work." "Look here, guys." "The race car was stolen!" "No!" "Stolen?" " Stolen." " We've still got the reserve car." "Oh, the reserve car was also stole!" "And so was the fuel for tomorrow's race." "They've stolen everything!" "Jegue!" "I mean, Doctor Jegue." "Come with us, we'll find the thieves." "I'd better stay here." "Jegue, did you know that two of our cars have been stolen?" "Yeah, yeah." "Did you know that they've also stolen all our fuel?" "Yeah, yeah." "Don't you get it?" "Today is Saturday, the race is tomorrow!" "Yeah, yeah." "You know that gasoline isn't sold on weekends in the whole country?" " Eureka!" " Not mine." "Eureka!" "I found it, Mr. Carlos!" " Mr. Carlos, you're racing tomorrow!" " But how?" "on foot?" "No." "Here's the solution for the lack of fuel: the quince tree." "Guys, with the quince tree's seedlings... plus 100% alcohol and 80% water... under a temperature of 356 °F, we obtain the ideal oxidity." "Got it?" "No." "Mr. Carlos, let's prepare it, if you please." "Here, Mr. Carlos." "Here." "Mr. Carlos, after complete distillation, here's the result:" "one tiny little drop... in the carburetor of any car, and it will run 600 miles... at an average speed of 110 miles/hour." "Yes, but what car am I going to drive?" "Attention, attention, all set for the beginning... of the Formula Sport's sensational race." "The crowd awaits with expectancy and enthusiasm... for this great event of Brazilian motor car racing." "Attention:" "with only two minutes left before the start... the car #155 has not occupied the pole-position yet." "Driver Carlos Alberto still remains absent from the track." "Where is he?" "It's a mystery." "We don't know the whereabouts of Carlos Alberto." "Even though he had the best time during the training session!" "So, Mr. Carlos, everything cool?" "Did you like the machine?" "Frankly, Jegue, how am I supposed to drive something like that, man?" "What do you mean?" "It's gonna end the race two laps before the others." " You'll see." " Look..." "I really appreciate your good will, but it can't be done, Jegue!" "You're not giving up now, are you?" "They're waiting for you out there!" "Look, hang in there, I'm only gonna fetch the batteries, okay?" "Batteries?" "!" "How did you think this engine worked?" "Mr. Carlos, stay there, because many people have an eye on this machine." "Two batteries for the engine, two for the battery... one for the radio..." "All cool, Mr. Carlos?" "Two for the headlights..." "Mr. Carlos!" "Mr. Carlos!" "The car is ugly, but you didn't have to pass out because of it!" "Mr. Carlos!" "Mr. Carlos!" "I wonder what's going on at the backstage?" "Attention now:" "we've just been informed that the favorite, Carlos Alberto won't run an this race." " Hurrah!" "Why?" "Nobody knows." "Hence, his rival, Hugo Spencer... should win the race with ease." "Attention, attention!" "There are only... two minutes left for the start." "One moment, please." "Your attention here." "Ladies and gentlemen, we've just been told... that driver number 55, Carlos Alberto... has not given up." "He's still going to race." "Pic, pic Pic, pic, pic" "Now is the hour The hour is now" " Ra-tin-boom!" " The race hasn't started yet." " His place still waits for him." " Carlos!" "Carlos!" "Carlos Alberto is going to race." "Here we comes, tor the start, in a really weird car!" "It looks like an UFO coming from another galaxy." "Anyway, in the free style competition... even a car like this one, which seems out of this world... is permitted to race." "Get this piece of junk out of there!" "Take this jalopy out of the way!" "Attention!" "There are only 30 seconds there." "The race is about to start." " Let's go there and help him out!" " No, we can't!" "We can no longer enter there, or he'll be disqualified." " You're right." " Call the tow!" "What are you talking about?" "Start the car again!" "Get in the car, you fool!" "Get in!" "No, you idiot, get in!" "What the hell?" "He's gonna win!" "Hey buddy, just tell me now:" "what kind of fuel is this guy using?" " Chamber pot juice." "Mixed with your granny's behind!" "Get out!" "A sensational victory by the strange UFO-like car!" "A race that truly... subverted all the rules of motor car racing!" "Interlagos has just witnessed incredible moments." "The crowd is still in awe with the victory of the crazy pilot... in his almost flying machine." "A victory that surprised everyone!" "Jegue rules!" "Jegue rules!" "Jegue rules!" "Jegue rules!" "Jegue rules!" "Jegue rules!" ""NEW FUEL REPLACES PETROLEUM." "DOCTOR JEGUE" " NATIONAL HERO."" "Guys... these letters were all still at the repair shop." "We should get out of here, because the press has been following me." "They'll eventually find out that we are here!" "I know, bro, but just look at how many letters!" "Here's a letter from the French government." "Here, an invitation... from the English government." "Look." "Look here, guys." "A telegram from the USA... offering Jegue money to go there." "Look." "Look here!" "...the quince tree..." " What is that?" " It's Japanese." " Do you read Japanese now?" " I don't?" "Guys, we can't say no to this invitation here!" "Millions of dollars!" "Dollars?" "Help!" "I'm falling!" "Our financial group is interested in buying... the formula for the new fuel... in order to have exclusive use rights in the whole world." "Pass me the salt." "Our boss says that any product that might replace petroleum... that is discovered... anywhere in the world he'll buy it... whatever it costs." "Please ask your boss, how about... if we'd schedule a meeting tomorrow, at our office?" "We wish to have your business card." "Card..." "Card." "Card." "Card?" "Hey, Jegue!" "I mean, Doctor Jegue, our card?" "Card." "Pan?" "You have it, Jegue." "It's out of ink, you see?" "Tomorrow, 10 a.m." "10 a.m.?" "Just a moment." "Calm down, relax, stay here, we have new would-be buyers." "Gentlemen, what shall we have for dinner?" "There's gonna be more food, so there's gonna be more booze!" "You know, Sassa, Doctor Jegue's formula might not earn us money... but it sure makes us fill our bellies!" "Our way of doing business is very practical." "Let us not waste time." "One million dollars for the formula." "Our way of doing business is very prudent." "Actually, I think this is not the proper place... to talk about money." "Before we agree to any kind of business..." "I think we have to measure all advantages and disadvantages." "Should we close the deal... we'll need many seedlings of this... quince tree." "Very well." "Then we may schedule a meeting... tomorrow, for the continuation of our business." "So, how about... 10 a.m., at our office?" "Fine." "Give me your business card." "Again?" "Doctor Jegue, a card." "Oh, sure, sure." "Mr. Carlos, there's no ink left." "Hey you, bearded guy, would you please lend me a pen?" "You see, Mr. Carlos, I'm not the only one." "It's an international habit." " Gentlemen..." " Look here, who wants some?" "Candy, sweets, chocolate." "Coffee, redcurrant syrup, and all sorts of trinkets." "Everything at wholesale prices!" " Look here!" " Who's gonna want some?" "Let's have some suntan lotion, shall we, chief?" "You need some." "Sit down!" "Gentlemen, the genius of the hour, Doctor Jegue!" "Let's start the auction." "Five million dollars for the formula." "Ten million dollars." "Twenty million dollars." "Twenty-five million dollars." "Thirty million dollars." "Fifty million dollars." "What are you doing?" "Fifty-five million dollars." "One hundred million dollars." "Deal." "You'll regret that, you morons!" " It's your "motherzotsky!"" " Yeah, your old lady!" "Con men!" "That's you!" "Mr. Carlos, please translate to us how much is... one hundred million dollars in Brazilian Cruzeiros." "One hundred million dollars?" "Well, by today's exchange rate... it should amount to... around eight billion Cruzeiros." "Which means, eight trillion old Cruzeiros." "No, I don't want that money!" "But, Jegue..." "I mean, Doctor Jegue!" "It's dollars!" "Sure, but how am I going to buy bread at the bakery's?" "The owners won't take this kind of money!" "I don't want it, mister." "Now please." "One hundred million dollars." "Gold." "And here is the contract to sell the formula." "Hey..." "Do I sign here?" "Totally." "Mr. Carlos... do you think it's fair that I sell my formula to another country?" "Jegue, I wouldn't want to influence your opinion." "I think it's your decision." "You're right, Mr. Carlos." "If I'd sell my formula, I'd betray my country." "The formula stays in my country." "I'm not selling it, sir." "Not for the whole world." "Well, we'd rather have made a clean deal... but since you refuse it..." "These guys don't know a joke when they hear one." "That was a joke, sir!" "We're just kidding with you, because you came all the way here... from such a far-off land." "By the way, I really enjoy... your land, your people, your kind." "Specially your land near Morocco." " Nice land!" " Look, I think that..." " Sign it there, sign it there." " Sign it." "Oh, oh, mister." "You know what?" "I'll sign it, but..." "My... my heart..." "Excuse me, it's dirty in here." "My heart, mister." "I..." "I feel palpitation, you know?" "I need to take my medicine." "May I take my medicine?" "Before I..." "It's just my..." "I get a little nervous." "I have to take my medicine... when I feel palpitation." "My medicine." "If I don't take that medicine, I get ill, you know?" "Ill-Will." "I need to take just a little bit... because of my heart." "This medicine really calms me down, you know?" "It calms me down when I feel palpitation..." "Slobs!" "Could it be that nobody ever answers that phone?" "Hell?" "Come again?" "I can't hear it, mister." "No, the problem is on my end." "Hang in there for just a sec." "It's probably too much ear wax, Mr. Carlos." "Didn't I tell you?" "That's why I couldn't hear it." "Phone booth ear wax." "Hello?" "Come again?" "If I may ask you, sir, could you tell me... who is talking on the other end of the line?" "I thought you knew." "I want you to take a good look at your laboratory." "A very important item is missing." "Here in the lab?" "I saw it." "Yes, I did." "The distillator was stolen." "But you're really dumb, man." "You're so dumb, with that little beard of yours!" "You stole it today, I'll make another one by tomorrow." "Very well, I might make another." "But I have two things with me here... that maybe are not so easy to replace... if they're killed." "Hello?" "Jegue?" "What?" "I think it's for you, Mr. Carlos." "Hello?" "Joana?" "But where are you?" "Carlos, we're here at the..." "Hello?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Joana?" "Joana?" "Who?" "It's for you." "For me, Mr. Carlos?" "Hello?" "Who?" "Ritinha!" "Is that you, dear?" "What have they done to you, honey?" "Hello." "Jegue, I can't..." "You couldn't possibly guess where they are." "So pay attention." "You have 24 hours to make up your mind:" "either you deliver the formula to us, or the girls will be killed." "In 24 hours, I'll call you back." "Good night." "He told me that I have to deliver the formula within 24 hours... or he'll kill both ladies, mine and yours." "We have to save the girls, Mr. Carlos!" "But how could we, Jegue?" "We don't even know where they are!" "But I can find out!" "What is an inventor good for?" "To invent things!" "Do any of you have a quarter?" "Any quarters?" "Wait, I have one here." "What for?" "My latest invention:" "the phone booth with photographic memory." "Mr. Carlos, please turn that crank there." "Now their whereabouts will appear." "Whenever someone calls, the phone takes a picture." "Let me see." " Look." " There they are." "That's Playcenter!" "I know where it is." ""Preyscenter?"" " Yeah." "So that's where we'll strike, Mr. Carlos." "Fine." "WAX MUSEUM" "FATHER cinema" "Come, come, come!" "Come on, hurry up!" "Scram!" "Over here!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Help me with this dress, I can't take it anymore!" "What?" "Who do you think I am, huh?" "Let me go!" "I'm so mad, I'll beat the crap out of him!" "Quiet!" " What's up, guys?" "Any news?" "Have you located the girls yet?" "Not yet, but we're still looking for them." "There are many watchmen on the mountain." "There gotta be something there, right?" "The girls must be kept in there." "There's only one way to know." "If the mountain won't come to Mohammad..." "Mohammad will go to the mountain." "Now where's this new booze I'd never heard before?" "Come on, I wanna drink it." "Halt!" "All right, move!" "Go!" "So you're taking women as hostages now, huh?" " Taking women hostages!" "leave hum to me." "Listen up, fellow." "Go tell your buddies that... if they come after us, I'll shoot them down." "It's empty." "It's yours." "You can keep it." "We're doomed!" "Run!" "KEEP IT CLEAN, PUT THE TRASH HERE" "Either you give us the formula for the new fuel... or else you'll perish of famine and thirst." "Sir..." "Sir, I just can't..." "Doesn't he speak Portuguese?" "Tell your cheese-headed friend... that I can't give the formula, or I'd betray my country." "Then you'll die." "And you, shoot down whoever approaches." "We'll find the others." "BRASILIA, CAPITOL OF BRAZIL" "STOP" "MINISTRY OF MINES AND ENERGY" "As a spokesman for the government..." "I hereby announce that the Quince Tree Project is formed." "I also announce that you, Dr. Jegue... you have ample powers to lead..." "Excuse me a little, sir." "Is Ritinha here yet?" "Sorry." "Please continue." "As I was saying, Doctor Jegue, you have ample powers... to lead, to execute, to conduct and to claim..." "Excuse me, just for a see, please." "$0?" "Joana, did you find her?" "I'm sorry, go on." "Certainly." "As I was saying, Doctor Jegue, you have ample powers... to lead, to execute, to conduct and to claim... whatever is necessary." "And you'll have all the special privileges granted by the government." " Hey, Doc..." "I'd like my buddies to work on this project, too." "They're good chemists and good engineers." "Great, it would be a pleasure." "Just a moment, I'll call them." "Guys, now the man wants to talk to you." " Let's go." " Here's a note... that Dr. Jegue left for you, sir." "All right, thanks." "I already took some money from our budget." " What for?" " Why!" "For my initial expenses." "Look..." "Booze, appetizers, stomach washing." " Booze, appetizers..." " Hey, listen to this!" ""Look, friends, I left." "I left because I can't work in these crazy shifts they have... with that kind of work, no, no, no." "I'm not staying, guys." "Now don't be sad, because I couldn't linger anyway." "I never stay long." "Look, I left the formula and all its rights for you." "Mr. Carlos knows haw to deal with everything there." "To be honest, friends, I left... because Ritinha didn't show up to encourage me." "She didn't come to see me being honored by them." "But that's fine." "These things happen." "Look, someday I'll be back with you guys." "Maybe we'll meet again in the corners of lite, huh?" "A big kiss from Jegue to all of you."" "Do you want to run away with me?" "Even though you know that I don't have a job or anywhere to go?" "THE END Ripped by chipgorilla (KG)"