"A Bulgar Beats production" "With the support of Bulgarian National Film Center" "Bulgarian National Television" "A film by Zornitsa Sophia" "London early afternoon" "London, two weeks earlier" "Vicky, find me a flight to Sofia set for tomorrow!" "I have to come home, you hear me?" "I can't wait for any forecast to end!" "I have to pee!" "You're gonna have to hold it in!" "It was you who wanted to come!" "We haven't even arrived yet and problems are a ready starting." "Let me get this straight - you go where go." "I won't run looking for you all over the island like last summer when you turned 14!" " 98!" "Right..." "You old bugger!" "A whole month waiting for them to get together for a forecast, and now have to wait for them to pee!" "I was about to leave when the Cloud called and asked me to postpone it for "one more day"..." "Family problems." "What kind of family problems can be fixed in a day?" "'Cause I always get into the other kind." "I can't wait anymore, daddy." " Hold it a bit more, dear." "Serbians can hold." "We are Macedonians, we don't." "I heard that, Psycho Junior!" "Even if she shits in her pants, don"t stop!" "These two'll kill me." "We've been in Turkey for 5 minutes, aren't we close?" "What is your "Gaastra" about?" "It isn't 4 and 1, right?" "It is!" " You're a sick man, Cloud!" "Ask Psycho..." "A!" "Fuck you, assholes!" "Stop it!" "Come here, you legend." "Don't curse, you know Jack Sparrow can"t stand it." "Dudes, this is my sister." "You owe me a new "beshiku"." "(bladder in Serbian )" "What is "beshiku"?" " You know: kidney, beshiku, dick..." "Aha, bladder!" "Come on, I'll wet my pants." "I can't do it here!" "It's a tradition!" "For wind's sake!" "I don't give a fuck about your wind!" "Vicky, I'll wait in the car, hurry up." " Oh, welcome to the circus." "Victor, we all agreed, man, didn't we - no women on the island!" "And Lili?" "Lili might be a girl, but she acts like a man!" "... totally different to pee from a bridge!" "As for the wind - it's magic, it needs courting." "Fuck me, man!" "(ln Bulgarian)" "Right?" "(in Macedonian)" " Fuck me, man!" "That's what I am saying!" " Fuck me!" "(in Serbian)" "How many liters is your Free Rider, Fuse?" "100 and..." "How's 40?" "(in Bulgarian)" " The same - 40 (in Serbian) 140." "But this is a..." " A ship, I know." "But the Cloud got it cheap from a friend of Margarita from London." "It was a gift." "But too big for me." " Does she know the prices up there?" "She knows, my ass!" "And where is she, by the way?" "London, two weeks earlier" "The island!" "Fuck!" "Here we are!" "Who brought the carbon booms, huh?" "Some wind, eh?" "C'mon, hurry up!" "Hurry up, ladies!" "It starts raining!" "We're going to the Wave Spot." "Coming or staying?" "Right now?" "Hurry up, Cloud!" " Vicky!" "Please, fix my tent at least!" "Vicky, if you find a minute, come join us." "Coming or staying?" "You understand?" "(in Croatian)" "Now on your screens - Goran" " The Serbian Die Hard." "He needs competition!" "Without competition he loses interest." "He wouldn't go into an empty sea ever." "If somebody outruns him, he chases them to the end of the world to complete again or stops talking for a couple of days." "Here comes the second "'trkach"'." "What's "trkach"?" " Racer, baby." "So, the second racer, Robert, takes the lead." "He's also of the type" "'"did you see how I fucked you at the turn-around, man"'." "But it's easier with him, 'cause he's a more analytical surfer." "He likes everything to be neatly in order." "If it's not "his type of wind", he doesn't get in." "He has his habits." "He doesn't go for anything that requires too big of an effort." "But, as with D.H ., this constant competition stands in his way..." "Stands in his way?" " Stops them from learning new things." "How about my brother?" "The Cloud is a free rider." "He has a flair for it." "Look, look!" "Elegant approach, lots of thinking and attention to the details." "He's an emotional surfer and manages to practice enough, which is very important." "What about you?" " What about me?" "I'm a Psycho." "I...play." "And I'm happy that God gave me the opportunity to play with the wind." "And myself." "I could play with you, too." "How about the blonde princess?" "He is..." "He's outside the Matrix." "I think I've seen him before." "An inspired rider!" "He's not a rider..." "He is a glider." "What?" " First the onion, then the carrots." "First the garlic, not the onion, you idiot." "What does it matter?" "Kids in Somalia die of hunger." "It matters." "Only in Serbia we make the real fish soup." "You keep quiet and learn." "Why do you put them whole?" " It's more natural, man." "They'll cook "The Day After Tomorrow"." "Are you still in the video rental sit-there-do-nothing business?" "He enjoys it." "I watch movies and babes." "And you?" "You meet with businessmen like you." "I come surfing whenever I want." "And you still ride a 5-year old '"bic"' board." "5 months a year." " It's 2 years old!" "'"AHD""." "Get it?" "The only one that survived the July forecast - a 20 m/sec northeastern wind." "And you were playing clerks at that time." "Goran is a clerk." "I'm a big owner of a small business!" "Goodness me!" "Miss Country Autumn!" "What's that outfit, sis?" "Why?" " You've dressed up." "That's what I found to put on." "You put cream in the soup?" " Yes, cream. (in Serbian)" "Cream in the soup, why?" "(in Bulgarian)" " Cream!" "(in Serbian)" "Cream, yes!" "(ln Macedonian)" " You're amateurs in cooking fish." "Hey, D.H .?" " What?" "Let me tell you something." " Go ahead." "But don't take offence." "We'll see." " I'll say it in front of everyone?" "Come on, if you're not afraid!" " Guys, look how nice..." "Shush!" " Speak." "Come on, speak out!" " What are you doing?" "Cheers!" "I'll fuck all of you one by one!" "Listen, excuse my French, screw your mother!" "Screw you!" "I said we understand each other pretty well." "He's not deaf!" " He's a Serb!" "And such a good cook." " Eat shit!" "Cock?" "!" "No, not a cock." "A cook." "Will the gay blonde princess be stoned all the time?" "Look what the cat's dragged in!" "He's dressed up." " Like a dog's dinner." "What are you yapping in Bulgarian?" "What's up, man?" "Someone is asking for trouble." "Fuck this love, man!" "Is this the London jerk?" "Didn't you sell it to me, dude?" "Cheap!" "I'm sorry, dude, she stole it from the English fag." "The fag is Croatian and he understands you." "Hi, Marko." "I'm Goran." "He sails OK for no wind." "Yeah, right!" "The statue of the surfer!" "I don't know how he's still standing after two days of driving." "I'm starving!" "Easy..." "Good evening." "Right, Fuse!" "Stop!" "The prayer." "Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your will be done on earth as in heaven." "Amen." "Dutchman, put some effort into it, Don't drag!" "Lili!" " What do you want?" "Come here." "Are you afraid?" " No, I am not!" "What a wind!" "It started blowing!" "Cloud, wind!" "Wind, wind!" "Thank God!" "Piss off, sis!" "Was that a joke or something?" " Yes, it was!" "Very funny!" "Have you ever met a weatherman, dude?" "No!" " Neither have I." "Nobody has." "Why do they hide?" "'Cause they're afraid." "And they should be!" "If dead calm sets in - I'm out of here." "Your sister ate our luck as early as the bridge!" "But we planned to wrap up the season together!" "I won't play the monument of the surfer, no way!" "The fishing's banned this season, there's nothing to do." "Enjoy it, bye." "Let's play..." " "Movies"?" "You move, I'll watch." "Let's play '"Territories"'." "Enough!" "Don't eat my territory, motherfucker!" "I never have enough!" "You have in surplus, moron." "It is measured from the inside of the knife, Macedonian motherfucker!" "Stop swearing, for fuck's sake!" "Now it's you who's entering my territory!" "Since when do you have your own territory, you fucker?" "Hey!" " You "hey"!" "Fuck you, you Macedonian prick." "Fuck you, Bulgarians, too!" "Fuck your seed and your damn people!" "Suck my dick!" "We've been playing this game for 20 years and you haven't learned to play it right!" "Who are you to tell me what is right?" "And who are you?" " You ask me who am I?" "Who ARE you?" " Who AM I?" "You heard me, who are YOU?" " And who are YOU, dickhead?" "Who AM I?" " Don't you know who he is?" "Who is he?" " Who are you?" "Nobody!" " Exactly." "You're nobody!" " I'm nobody?" "Mr. Nobody!" "And who are you, then?" " I'll tell you who I am!" "OK, tell me!" " Your Macedonian mother will tell you..." "I'm every woman..." "It's not enough you've dictated 5 countries for 50 years." "OK, let's say it's history, but even after all the thrashing you've got, you still try to boss around!" "Who got thrashing?" "!" " The Serbian faggots!" "From who, you faggot?" "!" " From us, for instance!" "Tzaribrod and Pirot, 1885." "Bulgaria never lost a battle with you." "What's so great about "Great Serbia"?" "I don't know!" "Cut the shit!" "What?" "What?" " Nothing!" "Hey, take it easy!" "Great Serbia, yeah, right!" "Very great!" "We ate your shit long enough and we're still standing." "You never have enough!" "If we, Bulgarians, didn't recognize you first as a nation, you'd be licking Serbian asses forever!" "They still do." "South Serbian!" "Don't touch my tent!" "The tent is ours, you moron!" "Since 1 st year in college." "Stop it." "Stop it!" "What are you laughing at?" "Are you talking to me in English now?" "Would you give me my fin back?" "Three, four!" "Proud Stara Planina Mountain, (Bulgarian national anthem) the blue Danube shining beside it, the sun lighting Thrace, blazing over Pirin Mountain." "Dear motlherland!" "You are paradise on earth." "Your beauty and your glamour never end." "Idiots!" "Third day with no wind." "Victor!" "Daddy!" "You're on TV!" "You all are on TV!" "Come here!" "South Serbian!" "Fuck you!" "I called it a ventilator too." "Which side are you on?" " He asks which side are you on." "You know what, brother?" "Take your shit and with your truth go back to Europe, fucker!" "Take it easy, Psycho!" "Come on, Fuse!" "Daddy, have you seen Jack Sparrow?" "Serbia, Macedonia, Serbia, Macedonia..." "Don't play with the border, kid!" "No!" " What "no"?" "Get off my border!" "Do you hear me?" "Idiots!" "Separatists!" "Screw you!" "You fucking separated everything!" "He asked you a question!" "Croatian bitch!" "You fucking Croatian whore!" "Say something!" "Come on, say something!" "You coward!" "You jerk!" "You Pinocchio!" "Why did you come here?" "You took off my curtains!" "You didn't come to my first reportage!" "Talk to me!" "Put a rose on my truck singing "Smack My Bltch Up"..." "Where's Marko Matanich?" "In the Hot Zone?" "In the Fry Zone, I hope?" " This is your wind for exercise, babe." "OK, whatever." "It's always my sister!" " Calm down, Cloud, we'll find her." "She's a magnet for troubles." "I leave her for a second and look what happens!" "Shut up and drive!" "Good evening!" " Hello." "Stop it, Cloud, you're scaring the people." "What happened?" " The current is very strong." "Let's go to the military." " We're going to the governer." "Let's split!" " Faster, please!" "Calm down." "The militaries!" "Take it easy." "Three, two, one..." "Full speed ahead!" "Why me, damn it..." "I have to get off now." "I can't move!" "You're already on the ferry." "Drive on!" "What are you doing?" "You're obstructing the traffic." "I won't move!" "I won't move!" "This man is in love." "Let's help him." "Bravo!" "Isn't this Victor?" "Nothing." "I hope the current's in the opposite direction." "Or she'll miss the island." "Look!" "C'mon!" "Let's go!" "She's asleep." "It's gonna be great for surfing in a while." "Weren't you Dutch?" " I've never been." "Why did you speak in English then?" " You talked to me in English." "And you talk too much." "Fuck off, buddy." "Your sister's crazy, bro." "It's gonna be fine!" "Margarita, I thought I knew who's the happiest man in the world." "I thought it was that man from Sarajevo." "But actually it's me." "His house was bombed by the Serbs, my flat - by a crazy Bulgarian, but who cares..." "If you're on the beach of a beautiful island, surrounded by seven crazy surfers..." "Wait, wait!" "A bit more." "TEODORA DUHOVNIKOVA KRESIMIR MIKIC" "ASSEN BLATECHKY DEYAN SLAVTCHEV" " DEO" "JULIAN VERGOV STEPHAN A. SHTEREFF" "KALINA STANCHEVA KIRIL STOYNOV" "Written and directed by ZORNITSA SOPHIA" "Co-writers EMIL BONEV ALEKSEY KOZHUHAROV" "Director of Photography KRUM RODRIGUEZ" "Product on Designer SABINA CHRISTOVA" "Editor ALEXANDER ETIMOV" "Make-up Artist GRETA VELIKOVA" "Costume Designer SANDRA KLINCHEVA" "Sound ALEXANDER BUCHVAROV" "Original score ROUMEN TOSKOV" "Music GODSMACK, IRFAN , BLUBA LU, BONGA" "Co-producers:" "AVI LERNER DAVID VAROD, KOSTA BIKOV" "Producers:" "NIKOLAY KIROV MILA KIROVA, ZORNITSA SOPHIA" "UPM ALEXANDER PEYTCHEV 1 st Assistant Director YANE KYORTOSHEV" "B camera and 2nd unit camera MARTIN CHICHOV"