"Previously:" "I can't believe you won't be there." "I know." "Why can't you take a couple of days off?" "Because I can't." "This is my wedding." "I can't wait to see it!" "Her parents got married there." "It's the most beautiful place." "It's over" "Oh, my God!" "Postponing it is not an option." "This wedding won't happen." "If you don't love this, then we'II do it any other place or time." "It's perfect." "I'm going to London." "It's not over until someone says, " I do. "" "I do!" "I do!" "rachel, no!" "The WaItham residence." "Is this emily's parents' house?" "This is the housekeeper." "And, by the way, that is not how one addresses a person on the telephone." "First one identifies oneself  andthenasksfor the person with whom one wishes to speak." "This is Phoebe Buffay." "I was wondering, please..." "... ifit'snot too much trouble, please." "Might I speak with Miss emily WaItham, please?" "Miss WaItham is at the rehearsal dinner." "And it is not polite to make fun of people." "Goodbye." "I'II be nice, I swear." "could you just give me their number?" "I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to divulge that information." "Somebody is on their way to ruin the wedding, and I have to warn them." "So give me that number or I'II come over there..." "... andI 'IIkickyoursnootyass all the way to New GIoukenshire!" "She knew I couId kick her ass." "The One With Ross' Wedding" " Part II" "english subtitles by GeIuIa/SDI" "Hi, sweetheart." "Mom, Dad." "Sorry, we're late." "My fault." "I insisted on riding the tube." "Judy, the kids!" "That's what they call the subway." "I thought" "Dad, we got it." "Here comes my dad and stepmom." "Mr. and Mrs. geiler." "This is Steven..." "... andAndreaWaItham." "Very nice to meet you." "darling, the GeIIers." "darling, it's the GeIIers." "She's seIf-invoIved." "I should never have married her." "It's the GeIIers." "Where?" "That's one and that's another one." "lovely to meet you." "Nice of you to pay for half the wedding." "The hell with tradition!" "We're happy to do it." "We know how expensive weddings can be." "Besides, this may be the only wedding we get to throw." "A joke that's funny in all countries." "What's in it?" "Goat cheese, watercress and pancetta." "That's not food." "Everything's different here." "I want to go home." "I miss my family, the coffeehouse." "I can't remember what Phoebe looks like!" "It's been three days." "You're just homesick." "would you just try to relax and just enjoy yourself?" "You're different here too." "You're mean in england!" "What the hell?" "What's up, Dad?" "This bill for my half." "It's insane." "Why is it so much?" "The reception's at their house." "flowers, liquor." "Re-carpet first floor?" "New guest bath, landscaping." "I'm paying to remodel this house." "I'II give that son of a bitch a piece of my mind." "please." "I don't want anything to upset emily." "She's had a hard enough couple of days as it is." "Here." "Let me go talk to him." "You tell him no one takes advantage of the GeIIers." "Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be." "And I'II go get drunk." "Your next flight to London?" "There's one leaving in 30 minutes." "And I do have one seat left." "Thank you, thank you." "The Iast-minute fare on this ticket is $2700." "I don't have enough left on my credit card." "You can split it with another card." "How about five?" "Thank you." "I need to see your passport." "I don't have it, but I can tell you where it is on my nightstand." "You know what?" "I have my driver's license." "And I have a 20." "My father is not going to pay for the buiIt-in barbecue." "And believe me, you can kiss your gazebo goodbye." "I might be able to get you the new lawn." "Then you have to give us the lawn ornaments." "I go back there with lawn ornaments, he'II laugh in my face." "will you say something, Steven?" "Don't take that tone with me." "AII right, you can." "Thank God!" "You changed your mind." "You probably don't want to talk about it." "You're doing the right thing." "Where are you going?" "What are you doing?" "Why am I always pregnant when she does that?" "I'd Iike to toast Ross and emily." "My big toast is tomorrow." "This is kind of my little toast or melba toast, if you will." "I knew Ross when he was going out with his first girlfriend." "I thought things would work out until he over-infIated her." "Oh, dear God!" "hello, waltham Interiors." "Mrs. WaItham." "I need to speak with one of the best men or Ross' sister." "Who is this?" "Phoebe, one of Ross' best friends." "If you're Ross' friend, why aren't you here?" "I can't fly." "I'm having my brother's babies." "Am I on the radio?" "Can I talk to one of them?" "It's important." "I'm bored of you now." "I'm going to cut you off." "We're excited that Ross and emily are getting married at Montgomery hall." "To think, my friend getting married in Monty hall." "Come on, Monty hall!" "Let's Make a Deal." "Come on, you people!" "AII right, forget it." "congratulations." "Best man number two, Joey Tribbiani." "I'm not good with the jokes like chandler here." "congratulations to the happy couple." "I first met Ross in this coffeehouse back home." "Home." "New York City." "Where everybody knows my name." "Anyway..." "... IIoveyouguys." "But not as much as I Iove America." "Can we please go home now?" "Are you going home?" "I was hoping to get to know you better." "I'm not going anywhere, sweetheart." "I was laughing." "Out loud?" "I didn't want everyone to think I was stupid." "How are you?" "My mom's driving me crazy." "But Ross is getting married!" "I'm happy." "I won't let anything spoil that." "I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man." "Thanks." "We like him." "My God!" "You must have been a teenager when you had him." "There's no way in hell I'm paying for it." "Look, we're down to just one point." "could we please just settle it after the wedding?" "Fine, but I'm not paying for your wine cellar..." "... youthieving,wouId-be-speaking- German-if-it-weren't-for-us man!" "The guy was hammered." "There's no way you look like Ross' mother." "Then why would he say it?" "Because he's crazy!" "earlier, he thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic." "My mother's right." "I'II never get married." "You know what, that is" "Who wouldn't want you?" "please!" "I'm a single mom with a 30-year-oId son." "I'm getting married!" "Morning." "I'm getting married today!" "Do you think he knew I was here?" "I've never done that with you before." "So how are you?" "You okay?" "You?" "You?" "We did you." "I better get going." "absolutely." "could you not look?" "I don't want to look." "Excuse me, if you plan on doing that the entire flight..." "... tellmenow,sothat  I can take a sedative." "Or maybe slip you one." "It's just that I'm kind of excited." "I'm going to London to tell this guy that I Iove him." "Where the hell have you been?" "I spent the night out." "I met this cute bridesmaid." "She is" "I don't want to hear it!" "Pheebs, you know you're still my number one girl." "We have an emergency." "rachel's coming to London." "Great!" "No, she's coming to tell Ross that she loves him." "But he loves emily." "I know that!" "You have to stop her." "She's going to ruin the wedding." "I've done my part, okay?" "It's your responsibility now." "The burden is off me." "So tell me about this girl." "Have you seen Monica?" "I'm not seeing Monica!" "We got to find her." "rachel's coming to tell Ross she loves him." "Oh, my God!" "Do you know where Monica is?" "What's with the third degree?" "Why not just shine a light in my eyes?" "Then I realized all this stuff I had been doing..." "... proposingtoJoshua, Iying about why I couldn't come..." "... wasalljustawayof" "I'm sorry." "Can I interrupt?" "I just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person." "Pardon me?" "You're about to ruin the happiest day of his life." "I have to agree with your friend Pheebs." "This is a terrible, terrible plan." "But he has to know how I feel." "But why?" "He loves this emily." "No good can come of this." "I think you're wrong." "Oh, no!" "By the way, it seems to be clear you were on a break." "Oh, my God!" "It's like a fairyland." "I know." "It's horrible, isn't it?" "I Iove it." "I only hope my wedding looks this good." "I just" "You can let some go by." "Start looking out for rachel." "I'II cover the door." "You watch that big hole." "I've got chandler covering Ross." "Why would I care where chandler is?" "You know..." "... sometimesI don'teven like chandler." "I do." "I do." "It's the second one." "Right?" "hello, Joey." "Hey, felicity." "I thought about you all day." "talk New York to me again." "Forget about it." "How you doing?" "We're not paying for your wine cellar." "You have to meet me in the middle." "My foot will meet the middle of your ass." "What's going on?" "Everything's under control." "You want a piece of me?" "Is that what you're saying?" "That's it!" "Parents!" "Parents!" "Back away!" "This is our wedding day!" "From now on, everyone gets along." "And if I hear one more word..." "... nograndchildren!" "That's right!" "Sorry, old boy." "I couId kill you with my thumb, you know." "What was that about?" "It was this disagreement over" "My God!" "You look beautiful." "You can't see me before the wedding." "It's bad luck." "I think we've had all the bad luck we're going to have." "My God, rachel!" "You're here." "I can't believe it." "Why are you here?" "I just came to" "I just needed to tell you..." "... congratuIations." "WaItham Interiors." "Mrs. Waltham?" "It's Phoebe." "Can I talk to one of the best men?" "This is going to be the Iast time." "There's a girl on the phone for you." "Great!" "It's Phoebe." "Did you stop rachel?" "But she just hugged him." "That's it." "Nothing got ruined?" "That's so great!" "So what's going on now?" "I'm walking down the aisle." "still walking." "I'm at the front with Ross." "It's Phoebe!" "He looks pretty mad." "I better go." "Wait!" "hold it up so I can listen." "What we did last night was" "Stupid." "totally crazy, stupid." "What were we thinking?" "I'm coming over tonight though, right?" "definitely." "Friends, family..." "... wearegatheredtocelebrate..." "... thejoyousunion of Ross and emily." "May the happiness of today  bewiththemalways." "Now, emily, repeat after me." "I, emily..." "I, emily..." "... takethee,Ross..." "... takethee,Ross...." "... asmylawfullyweddedhusband in sickness and in health..." "... tilldeathpartsus." "As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health..." "... untildeathpartsus." "Now, Ross." "Repeat after me." "I, Ross..." "I, Ross..." "... takethee,emily..." "... takethee,RacheI" "emily!" "shall I go on?"