"ALISTAIR McCLEOD." "GET ONE OR TWO REALLY MEATY STORIES UNDER YOUR BELT." "THANK YOU." "( "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" plays )" "♪ OH, GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN ♪" "PAPA." "NICOLE." "I KNOW IT AND SHE KNOWS IT." "I LOVE THIS BUS." "NO." "ITISISOBEL." "THANKS." "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BUS?" "AYE." "THE ONE WHERE THE GUY PAID HER $1 MILLION TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH HER." "I''LL WRITE IT DOWN IN MY WEE BOOKIE HERE." "( Lachie mumbles into mike )" "AYE." "JOCK." "A TEA STRAINER." "( softly ) Aye, tomorrow." "( camera shutter clicks )" "( indistinct angry shouting )" "FINE." "CAN YOU NOT MAKE IT TWO?" "THAT''S BETTER." "YOU WON''T HURT YOURSELF NOW." "YEAH, WHY NOT?" "THANKS." "OH, ABOUT...300." "( sighs )" ". LOCHDUBH." "IT''S NOT FAR" ". I''M THINKING OF LEAVING" "IT''S A SIMPLE EQUATION." "BYE." "( car horn honks )" "WHAT?" "FORGET IT." "!" "OH, FOR HEAVEN''S SAKE" "CAN I SPEAK TO GARY ROSS, PLEASE?" "OH, UM, IN THAT CASE, CAN I LEAVE HIM A MESSAGE?" "( knock on door )" "YOU RANG, MILADY." "( Isobel mumbles )" "HIYA." "OH, IT WAS NOTHING." "Gary:" "HELLO?" "HMM." "VERY FUNNY." "YEAH." "BYE." "UH, NO, I AM." "OKAY." "I THINK YOU''RE GONNA, ANYWAY." "SEEMED PRETTY ON THE BALL TO ME." "GOOD." "Hamish:" "HAMISH''S TAXI SERVICE." "OH, FINE, THANK YOU." "WELL, MAYBE NEXT WEEK, EH?" "YOU COULD SELL THAT, YOU KNOW?" "TO MAGAZINES." "HERE YOU ARE." ""SPY SHOT."" "ISOBEL." "CAN I HAVE A WORD?" "WHAT FOR?" "( door opens ) AND I''M SORRY, BUT I LIKE THAT." ". NOW, LISTEN, DEARIE, IF YOU DON''T MIND.." "CAN I HELP YOU?" ". YEAH, IT''S PRETTY" "( chuckles )" "SEE YOU." "OKAY." "AND ME WORKED FAIRLY OFF MY FEET." "Woman:" "HAMISH!" "HAMISH!" "YEAH." "AYE." "BITTE." "NO." "LET''S GO." "♪ UNFORGETTABLE ♪" "♪ THAT''S WHAT YOU ARE ♪" "♪ UNFORGETTABLE ♪" "♪ THOUGH NEAR OR FAR ♪" "♪ HOW THE THOUGHT OF YOU DOES THINGS TO ME ♪" "CHEERS." "CHEERS." "SO." "SO." "ARE YOU GONNA KISS ME?" "NEXT OUT..." "NOW, THIS ONE COULD MAKE YOUR WEEKEND." "( Beethoven''s 9th Symphony plays )" "( laughing )" "AYE." "I UNDERSTAND." ". I''M A BIT FRIGHTENED" "( traditional Scottish music plays )" "( revelers clapping and chattering )" "DRUNK IN CHARGE OF A MOTOR VEHICLE." "COME ON." "( phonograph needle skips track repeatedly )" "BARNEY." "WE WON THE LOTTERY!" "( laughs )" "OH, GOD." "Esme:" "AAGH!" "SOMETIMES..." "I FEEL AS THOUGH I NEED SOMEWHERE THAT I CAN..." "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" "WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT ESCAPING, DID YOU MEAN FROM ME?" "I JUST MEANT ESCAPING, THAT''S IT." "GARY?" "MY NAME IS MELDRUM, AND THE NUMBER IS 019-DOUBLE 5" "HOW MUCH IS THAT?" "AND FOR THAT YOU GET...?" "THANK YOU." ""CASA ZOOT''S ROMAN-THEMED WEEKEND."" "TOUGH!" "OH, NOT AT ALL." "HOW MUCH MORE?" "HAMISH." "IS THAT THE MAN WHO WAS WITH ISOBEL?" "COME HERE." "I JUST GAVE HIM A BED FOR THE NIGHT." "DID YOU KICK HIS HEADLIGHTS IN AS WELL?" "OH, DEAR." "SAY NO MORE." "GARY." "REGARDING OUR RECENT WIN ON THE NATIONAL LOTTERY." "( voice echoes )" "Isobel:" "HAMISH." "AYE?" "GOOD." "WHAT?" "THAN THEY COULD EVER BE TO YOU." "YOU COULD BE A LOT RICHER TODAY THAN YOU WERE YESTERDAY." "NO, BUT IT''S BIG ENOUGH TO LOSE ME MY JOB." "OH, WELL." "THERE''S ALWAY S THE CAKE COMPETITIONS TO FALL BACK ON." "YOU ARE LOOKING AT A DEAD MAN." "YES." "MMM." "THAT''S FINE, SON , THAT''S FINE." "A SIMPLE EQUATION." "SORRY." "FRIENDS?" "FRIENDS." ". WE''LL BOTH SERVE" ". I''LL WASH LATER" "I TOLD YOU SO." ". I DON''T KNOW" "Woman:" "HAMISH!"