"Oh Romeo.." "Knock knock knock ask who's there" "I'm Romeo recognize me my darling?" "Knock knock knock ask who's there" "I'm Romeo" "I have the world at my feet" "I'm everyone's envy" "Seeing me they burn and fry go on, ask me why?" "I'm Romeo" "Iovin Iovin is what I do" "I'm Romeo" "I've got these girls in my arms" "I'm Romeo recognize me my darling?" "I'm Romeo the world's at my feet" "Oh Romeo.." "One two three" "You talking to me?" "Five six seven" "Welcome to my heaven" "Shampoo and conditioning" "And curls swirls twirls" "Diamonds and pearls" "And girls girls girls" "I've never had a want and never will" "Come on and see" "Ooh aah me" "I'm Romeo" "Iovin Iovin is what I do" "I'm Romeo" "I've got these girls in my arms" "I'm Romeo recognize me my darling?" "I'm Romeo" "Oh Romeo.." "Romeo.." "What the.." "Hey!" "Gross man!" "Dudes what you just saw that wasn't a dream that was my Iife.." "yes, my Iife..!" "What I'm trying to say my friends is that.." "That was my Iife, till a few days ago.." "yes, just a few days ago" "I had it all.." "I was living the good life.." "and then suddenly.." "no manners!" "The family I was the favourite pet of sold everything they had and just upped and left for London." "Those silly kids got bored of me and they thought they would get a new dog from London." "HMMPH!" "New dog my paw!" "They left me with their servant.." "and that lazy guy tossed me out here and took off!" "This place is the pits!" "I mean.." "..there isn't even a loo here man!" "Where does one pee?" "Anyway.. such is life!" "One moment you have everything.." "and the next moment.. nothing!" "Hey half pint!" "Wassup?" "What you doing here?" "Uh, well sir.." "you see sir.." "What's a 'sir' dude?" "You pip-Iess pipsqueak.." "can't you talk like a dog?" "Er.. well you see.. actually.." "Aye english medium.." "want a knuckle sandwich?" "Thirsty eh?" "You were being thirsty?" "Thirst was hitting?" "This tap ours." "No one gets droppings of water.." "..if we don't say so." "This is Hero english and Guru's domain.." "Gettit !" "Er..excuse me.." "Hey you piece of rotten orange peel!" "Weren't you just stretched out and sleeping here?" "ok.. hehe.." "Hey!" "Look here gentIedogs.." "Why's he calling us dogs 'gentle'?" "(Imitating ShahRukh Khan) Heyyy Mini.." "(Imitating ShahRukh Khan) You're a cat, stay a cat!" "(Imitating ShahRukh Khan) Don't try to be a dog!" "Aey interval.." "keep quiet.." "film freak!" "Come on, show me the money!" "Money ?" "What money?" "Bones you fool.." "let's see some bones." "It's our currency..you see!" "Uh..ah..ok!" "What man?" "Look.. buddies," "I'II just leave.. ok!" "Get me a knife!" "Let's teach this guy a lesson!" "No!" "Hey listen.." "guys.. guys.. guys." "Boss, Iet's use a blade!" "A knife won't be same things." "That talk is not there buddy!" "Aey Guru!" "(Imitating Sunny DeoI) This fist is heavy as a ton!" "(Imitating Sunny DeoI) should I just knock him out?" "I say.." "..use a pair of scissors." "Dude!" "These guys are really dumb!" "Excuse me.." "Chaps!" "You guys haven't actually hurt anyone ever.." "Right?" "Not yet.. but we're dying to make a start" "So?" ".. and you'II be just perfect!" "Like guys.." "Stop.." "Stop.. excuse me.." "stop.." "No I mean seriously, look at you guys." "You don't look like goons at all.." "do you know how cool goons look these days?" "Do you?" "you chaps look like a bunch of villain's sidekicks.." "..from an 80's bollywood potboiIer!" "I mean people are bored of this predictable stuff.. it's old hat.." "Spice things up a bit guys!" "Leave the past behind.." "the world's zipping past you!" "Where?" "I can help you guys." "I couId give you a cool look.." "like style you guys.." "Eh!" "What's this son-of-a-ticketIess traveller saying?" "You catch his drift?" "It's all flying way over my head boss!" "Look.." "I'II style one of you guys and show you." "You like it, you let me go." "If you don't, truss me up like a turkey.." "Come on try me!" "Come on.." "who's first?" "Him.. him.. him.." "No.. no.." "I'm not going first.." "fool, you need it most.." "zip up and sit tight!" "alright here we go.." "everything is gonna be fine." "Done!" "Wow!" "interval's looking better than the main show!" "Ok boys, who's next?" "Ahem!" "So, did you Iike it?" "Like.. of course!" "One.. two.. three this is the first time we've got to eat something like this.." "Eww gross!" "Man!" "Where were you all these years!" "Aye Romeo.." "So what other tricks can you teach us tough guys?" "Get over it..you're a cat.." "Business!" "Business.." "Think about it!" "If we start a business.." "that attracts dogs like bees to a hive.." "and we mint bones by the dozens.." "we could use all that wealth.." "to make these pipes look snazzy.." "we could gorge on lip smacking food all day.." "I mean..dude.." "We can live the life!" "Think about it!" "You won't have to live in this filth anymore!" "Business?" "Now what sorta business.." "will get us that sort of moolah?" "A salon!" "Romeo's salon!" "YrF" "Come on my friend, gimme a try" "Why do you crawl, come lets fly" "Life's gotta be fun" "A step ahead I wanna be" "I want the world to follow me" "Our tails stand upright bow before our might" "Come on.." "Come on" "Our tails stand upright bow before our might" "Come on.." "Come on" "Bob cut bevel cut fringe cut" "long cut" "Somewhere here is your life's short cut" "No 'if' here, no 'but'" "only pigtaiIs getting cut" "A step ahead I wanna be" "I want the world to follow me" "Our tails stand upright bow before our might" "Come on.." "Come on" "Our tails stand upright bow before our might" "Come on.." "Come on" "Hey!" "How about ending this dance with a kiss?" "No!" "Hey come on.." "just one kiss!" "No!" "But whenever I dance.." "girls always kiss me!" "Sorry.." "..but not this girl." "I'm not that kind of girl.." "I don't even know you.." "I was rehearsing here.." "you came by.." "We waltzed for a bit.." "You dance well.." "but that's that.." "Don't start getting any ideas." "But I..wait!" "Dude!" "I Iove her!" "ROMEO'S IN LOOOOOVE!" "I'm in love.." "Iove.." "Iove love love love.." "OUCH!" "Dude!" "Love hurts!" "Ay.." "No discounts here!" "It ain't Christmas yet.." "Pay up man.." "you're two bones less!" "(Imitating Dharmendra) First haircut and then shave!" "O-Ho!" "slick as ever!" "field clear!" "Chhainu.." "charlie's sidekick here.." "Run..run..run!" "silence!" "Eww.." "Spit!" "hall Ch-ch-charIie Anna!" "Hmm." "hall charlie Anna ..hall always..!" "What do we have here?" "A mirror.." "Hmm." "Hey Edward scissorhands.." "What is this I see?" "Statue?" "Catch catch" "You son of a barber!" "Beauty parlours.." "You've started up a new business here?" "tell me .." "Do you have charlie Anna's permission..eh?" "Hehe Chhainu, it slipping our minds.." "we are forgots.." "You son of an amnesiac!" "Do you remember the day today?" "Friday." "It's collection day!" "For charlie Anna's protection money!" "Now look here" "I am charlie Anna's biggest sidekick.." "But I have to pay up too!" "Chhainu brother.." "Chhainu brother.." "we were on our way to you right after we shut shop for the day .." "Of course you were baby.." "ParIour!" "Let me test it out for myself!" "Of course sir incoming incoming." "Your hair cut on the house!" "No chargings for cuttings!" "Free?" "This I got to see!" "I Iike this royal treatment." "clean up this mess!" "Hey!" "Hey what's going on?" "Stick it back.." "And where is everybody?" "Why's everyone buzzing about this cartoon here?" "Who's this ball of gel?" "Shhhh!" "careful!" "Romeo you have no idea who this is!" "Whoever he is, he's still a cartoon." "Shhh!" "That's Chhainu." "Don charlie Anna's right hand." "Messing with him means messing with charlie himself.." "So we're giving him a free haircut to keep him happy!" "WHAT!" "FREE?" "YOU MUST BE JOKING!" "No one gets a free haircut!" "What were you thinking?" "Who said we dole out free haircuts huh?" "No free haircuts." "GET OUT!" "Shut your face ball of gel!" "you don't know who you're talking to!" "You'II charge me?" "You'II make me pay you bones?" "If charlie Anna so much as hears of this he'II use you as his personal poop collector for the.." "..rest of your days on this earth!" "HEY!" "What's this ?" "!" "What do you think of yourself?" "Go tell your Anna.." "Romeo doesn't toss bones in front of mad dogs!" "Now, SCRAM!" "Hey scissorhands.." "finish my haircut at Ieast.." "makes me feel a little incomplete!" "Get out.." "GET OUT!" "You son of a dog..how dare you?" "!" "Wait till CHARLIE ANNA hears of this.." "No one has any respect for me!" "There are no decent folk left in this town anymore!" "Stop it you guys, the show's over, get back to work." "I'm going back to bed" "I couldn't get a wink of sleep all night!" "Hey sleeping beauty wake up!" "Ok wise guy!" "Where are all those bones we've been earning all this time?" "Fork them out.." "We need to give charlie Anna his weekIies!" "That's funny.." "Are you serious?" "Look around you guys!" "How do you think I paid to make these pipes look this snazzy?" "Think about it.." "With the bones we earned from our business!" "You mean we don't have a single bone left?" "Not one..?" "C'mon guys.." "Those bones were not earned for us to give away as protection money!" "Now I have to make myself going.." "farewell!" "good bye.." "bye bye.." "Aye you bunch of melodramatic fools, stop these theatrics." "There's no point in running." "charlie Anna will find us no matter where we run to." "We can't escape him." "We have no choice left.." "but to grovel before him for his mercy." "Come on then let's goes.." "..before he beats us hollow like drums.." "Our orchestra will start playing friends!" "Dude!" "Who the heck is charlie Anna?" "I'm coming empty handed, I hope anna doesn't fry me into an omelette!" "I should have brought charlie Anna's weeklies on time.." "That's what I keep telling them but no one listens!" "I guess everything should be fine inside.." "Such a Iarge gathering .." "Must be a serious matter.." "please charlie Anna, help me." "My life's in danger!" "Tension not.." "You paid my weekIies on time." "With Anna's blessing, every dog has its day!" "Be happy my chappie.." "Go!" "charlie Anna you're the greatest.." "hall charlie Anna.." "hall charlie Anna!" "I Iike.." "Oh!" "Reverse!" "Hehe go east, go west, Anna is the best!" "Anna, this week we've collected just a little less.." "I..!" "useless fellow!" "fool!" "Donkey!" "useless fellow!" "hall charlie anna!" "Had breakfast Anna?" "GET OUT!" "Nonsense persons!" "What have I been hearing?" "They started up a new business.." "..and Guru's gang didn't so much as inform me!" "New business with a new boss.." "And they didn't pay up my weekIies either." "Those dogs haven't paid me?" "USELESS FELLOW!" "FOOL!" "What did you go there for then?" "half a hair cut and no weekIies?" "How could you be my official Sidekick and let this happen?" "Anna I say.." "The thing is.." "Guru and his gang are here!" "Get lost now.." "go stand guard over the bone treasury!" "REZUME POZITION I ZAY!" "GET OUT!" "GO!" "Look where you're standing!" "Come in!" "H-HaiI charlie Anna!" "ANGELS!" "These are my angels!" "charlie's angels!" "Jokes!" "Yintroductions" "silk Sunitha.." "nylon NaIini.." "polyester Padmini!" "You can't even start to imagine how dangerous these three can be!" "YUNDERSTAND!" "hmm.." "But Anna.." "ZILENCE I ZAY!" "Up.." "Side.." "Down.." "Ok so who wants to be the first to get a pounding from my angels?" "Eeni meeni maini mo.." "Whoa hope no one saw me!" "A fine place I found to have a nap" "Bones!" "Chhainu!" "darling Chhainu!" "angeles?" "Chhainu darling.." "Handsome, dashing Chhainu.." "follow me.." "follow me Chhainu.." "local birds.." "international words!" "angeles?" "Why are you playing this game of light and.." "..shade with me you naughty girl?" "Handsome dashing Chhainu.." "follow me..!" "Now that you are here don't feel shy to come to me, come on!" "angels!" "YangeIs!" "pickle these four!" "The End!" "hall charlie Anna!" "Romeo.." "Romeo.." "Wow!" "What a personality!" "Dude!" "What?" "Oh.." "Sorry!" "Anna!" "I've brought the weekly protection money.." "for you ..!" "I've got it !" "These are from me and my friends.." "He got it.." "Saved." "Who are you?" "Yintroduce!" "Anna I'm their friend." "Romeo." "Room?" "Who's room?" "Hahaha.." "Good one.." "No..um.." "Romeo.." "like Romeo!" "ZAME TO ZAME!" "ROOMEAO ROOMEAO!" "Yes..very good.." "Anna, I've traveled a Iong way to get here." "Just to get an audience with you." "I'm your biggest fan!" "please let me go." "I see!" "Fan?" "Hahaha.." "Wokay." "charlie has fans everywhere." "I Iike.." "uh.." "Anna.." "so can we go now?" "please.." "Lizzen Roomeao!" "You're new here." "Keep one thing in mind.." "I am a dangerous persons!" "I am so dangerous that sometimes I scare even myself!" "If you mess with charlie Anna" " The End!" "GET OUT!" "STOP!" "You're my fan, right?" "Here!" "My yautograph." "Be happy my chappie!" "ANNA!" "ANNA!" "ANNA!" "ANNA!" "Chhainu!" "We're done for!" "Anna.." "control.." "Stop.. control.." "ANNA!" "Anna!" "He's the one.. the root of the problem.." "he threw me out.." "and didn't even pay me your weekly protection money!" "Son of betel nut!" "You're trying to fool me?" "!" "Liar!" "There.. their protection money!" "hall charlie Anna!" "Get out!" "GET OUT!" "Every dog gets his day!" "One day I will have mine!" "Nonsense persons!" "(Imitating Sanjay Dutt) Dude!" "We were Lucky to get away" "Oh yes..that was close shavings!" "well I guess!" "all's well that ends well.." "Hide!" "Be careful!" "Saved.." "Hey guys!" "What's wrong?" "That was the municipality van." "It drives by sometimes.." "Some dogs get caught.." "..and the municipality workers lock them in the van and drive off!" "And then.." "you never hear of those dogs again.." "Scram!" "uh..guys..sorry but I gotta go!" "Bye!" "One encounter with Anna.." "..and the guy's lost his marbles!" "Hi!" "I'm Romeo!" "No thanks!" "Ever since I set my eyes on you.." "I can't stop thinking about you." "I think I'm falling in love with you!" "Look, I'm not lying." "I'm really in love with you!" "And I'II do anything to prove it!" "Anything!" "Just say the word!" "Anything?" "Yeah anything!" "Fine!" "I perform at the moonlight nightclub once a week." "Tomorrow's my show." "If you really love me then you'II have to get on that stage.." "..in front of everyone and dance with me!" "That's all?" "Done deal!" "But hello!" "Your name.." "laila!" "WHIPEEEE!" "hold on a sec.." "Hey Romeo.." "where are you taking us?" "And why are you flashing your pearIies that way?" "You look funny!" "You are seeing funny my friend!" "Guys.. guys!" "Romeo.. is in love!" "So who is she?" "follow me.." "Excuse me please!" "LAILA!" "We're done for!" "LAILA?" "Are you out of your mind?" "Oye numbskuII, couldn't you find anyone else?" "charlie Anna's crazy about LaiIa!" "She.." "She.. she's.." "Anna's girlfriend?" "Heck no!" "She doesn't so much as look at the dude." "But since Anna's crazy about her.." "no one dare speak to her." "They're scared!" "only a lunatic would dare mess with Anna" "And you're truly Ioony man!" "Buddy!" "Anna's gonna smack the life out of you." "He will hit you with life!" "(Imitating Dharmendra) You'II die like a dog Romeo!" "It's been a while since I last had the good fortune.." "..to see the future Mrs. Anna .." "Start!" "YrF" "Touch.." "Touch these lips.." "Touch my heart just this one time, come on" "Say the words just this one time, come on" "O LaiIa!" "O LaiIa!" "O LaiIa!" "O LaiIa!" "I'm the dog of your dreams" "O LaiIa!" "O LaiIa!" "Touch.." "Touch these lips.." "These lips smile.." "why don't you go on and smile too.." "They sparkle, touch and turn them to stars" "Bring them to earth, just this one time, come on come on" "They're closer now, just this one time, come on" "O LaiIa!" "O LaiIa!" "O LaiIa!" "O LaiIa!" "I'm the dog of your dreams" "O LaiIa!" "O LaiIa!" "Touch.." "Touch these lips.." "NO!" "ROMEOOO.." "ROMEOOOOOO..!" "LAILA!" "LAILA!" "ROMEO!" "Guys.. come on.." "let me go!" "No.. no.. not up there." "Hey Romeo, you're dead meat.." "You ball of gel, there's no way Anna's gonna let you go today.." "PLEASE STOP!" "IT'S HURTING!" "I'M LIKING!" "Now you know.." "what happens to those who dance with my one and only LaiIa?" "AAAAAAAAHHHHH !" "STOP PLEASE!" "So you wanna dance eh.. eh?" "You wanna be michael Jackson eh.. eh?" "AIYYO!" "WHY?" "WHY I ZAY!" "Why doesn't LaiIa Iove me!" "Me.. this dashing, handsome matinee hero.." "why does she treat me like an extra.." "Why does she have to dance with this fool?" "Come to think of it.." "I'm not half bad looking myself.." "HEY!" "MIRROR!" "Look at this!" "I am so handsome.." "..before me all are pale!" "But before LaiIa.." "I always faiI!" "What to do Oh MUMMY.." "what to do?" "YANGELS!" "It's THE END for him!" "AAAAH!" "ANNA STOP PLEASE!" "I didn't know you liked LaiIa!" "I'm new here!" "I'II bring LaiIa around!" "I'II make her fall in love with you!" "YANGELS STOP I ZAY!" "Wait!" "These words you just uttered.." "please repeat!" "Anna, if I had even the slightest inkling you Iike LaiIa.." "do you think I'd have the audacity to dance with her?" "!" "You see, don't worry." "I know how to win these females over!" "You don't worry." "I'II win her over for you!" "Just give me some time." "..and you have my word.." "laila will be yours!" "Mister oversmart.." "if I couldn't impress her in all this time.." "..with my drop dead handsome looks .." "What will a fool like you be able to achieve?" "tell tell!" "YangeIs THE END!" "No!" "please, listen to me.." "You don't know these girls!" "They like to play hard to get!" "But you don't worry.." "a great don like you must have so many things to worry about." "Let me worry about these little issues." "let me go.." "hehe.." "and I promise LaiIa will be yours." "Leave these small worries for a small fish like me..!" "You relax Anna!" "Just chill.." "Ooh!" "Sorry I'm just.." "a little nervous." "Hmmm!" "Hmmm!" "Wokay!" "Wokay.." "If LaiIa is mine.." "I won't steam you into an idli!" "Wokay!" "But, however, although.." "If you don't do as promised.." "Never Anna.." "Then.." "THE END!" "Dude.." "you don't standing a chances.." "it's impossible to be convincing LaiIa to be giriIfriend of Anna.." "Now listen up every morning a goods train leaves this town.." "for the southernmost tip of the country.." "it's been arranged.." "get on it and disappear .." "and once you've touched the tip, catch the steamer for the Andaman islands." "If you're lucky Anna will never be able to find you.." "Bye Romeo.." "Bon voyager!" "Oh Romeo!" "laila!" "Anna Anna!" "Get a grip on yourself.." "send LaiIa back!" "Yeah yeah.." "Oh!" "Uh.." "Hi..uh.." "Won't you.." "ask me in?" "No..say no!" "Uh.. yeah..of course.." "please.. please.." "Hmmm.." "nice place you have here!" "I've heard there's magic in those fingers of yours.." "make me look like the way I Iook in your dreams .." "I want to look like your LaiIa.." "Romeo's LaiIa.." "The End!" "NOOOO.." "You're close to me.. so right you're with me.. so right." "You're close to me.. so right you're with me.. so right." "How do I say it.." "why do I feel so right?" "You're close to me.. so right you're with me.. so right." "You're close to me.. so right you're with me.. so right." "beautiful!" "Romeo's LaiIa.." "Won't you.." "walk me home.. ?" "I've fallen in love.." "this love is forever and ever.." "Ready!" "Three.." "Four.." "Five.." "Six.." "I've scored six!" "I've won!" "Hey!" "What's going on here?" "It's the most popular sport here." "The dog.." "who wakes the most number of humans with his howling.." "wins!" "laila.." "That's LaiIa" "Even Romeo is here.." "Romeo.. romeo.." "Romeo come on, give it a try.." "Come on buddy.. come on.." "Hey no no.. guys forget it, no way.." "Come on come on.." "Go on!" "For my sake!" "Win it for me!" "This mellow breeze is so right" "This moment of being shy is so right" "Everytime I see you" "I want to feel your touch" "..8,9, and 10!" "Romeo wins!" "It's a record!" "The feeling I felt in my heart is so right" "It touches my heart by day, this night is so so right" "You're close to me.. so right you're with me.. so right." "You're close to me.. so right you're with me.. so right." "Uh..haha.." "well, that was fun.." "so then.." "I guess.." "goodnight.." "The first time we met.." "you wanted to.." "kiss me.." "remember?" "The next full moon night at that very spot.." "this time.." "I won't say no!" "I promise..!" "Bye.." "bye.." "Hand up, Meaning.. something's up!" "AAAAH!" "DUDE!" "Don't go sneaking around like that!" "What are you doing here?" "Why you canine casanova?" "Fixing a date for Anna eh?" "You haven't, right?" "date.. of course.. of course.." "er.. yes.. tomorrow!" "Tomorrow.." "Tomorrow night!" "Night?" "At the main square!" "At the main square?" "That's just what I had come here to fix up!" "That means.." "it's fixed?" "really?" "Hmmm." "I see.." "Ok then," "I'II go tell Anna." "This cake should get baked tomorrow night itself.." "you better make sure of that.. ok?" "Of course.." "you tell Anna.." "I'II make sure of that.. haha.." "Date fixing barber!" "Good for nothing sidekick!" "What did you just say?" "Nothing.." "Hey Chhainu Bro.. hehe" "Just like that.." "Good night.." "Just like that, hmmm.." "Idea!" "Stop!" "Come on guys!" "Lemme go!" "Have you fellows lost it?" "If Anna gets to know, he'II have us on his dinner plate!" "Listen just chill will you!" "You just need to wear this shawl and act like LaiIa in front of him that's all!" "But Romeo.." "Keep quiet!" "And listen," "laila, that is you, needs to insult him once .." "..put him down so bad that he never has the guts to think of her again!" "You understand." "You'II get me killed!" "(Imitating Sanjay Dutt) Take a chill pill!" "Hey!" "I told you!" "I won't do it.." "You've been trying to become one of us for the longest time.." "this is your chance.." "do this well.." "and we'II accept you.." "as one of us!" "Dog!" "Anna is here.." "Anna's come gone my-friends!" "Hide..fast faster fastest!" "HELP!" "Exposure!" "I want to paly the game of love!" "I want you in the name of love!" "I want to paly the game of love!" "I want you in the name of love!" "Just go on!" "What have I got myself into!" "Come with me I want to fly!" "Don't stop let the whole world know!" "Come fast.. come fast.." "don't be slow!" "Love is fast.." "life is slow!" "laila!" "My zweet zweet LaiIa!" "Is it really you?" "Yo fat head it is me!" "uh..er.." "I mean.." "yes.." "I am LaiIa!" "From myself.." "with love!" "Aiyyo LaiIa.." "I'm your biggest fan.." "not just a fan, I'm your biggest airconditioner!" "Jokes!" "I've loved you for so long now.." "but you don't even look in my direction.." "I have large posters of you pasted on the walls of my heart .." "We are made for each other!" "will you please be my girlfriend?" "GIRLFRIEND!" "YOURS!" "You donkey!" "Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror?" "!" "You look like an ape with a mouthful of grapes!" "Fatty..grumpy..senile.." "you don't even know how to talk to a girl.." "all you can do is throw your weight around all day.." "being your girlfriend would be worse than getting run over by a taxi!" "In fact you're such an ungly beast.." "I can't even bring myself to look at you .." "Yuck..!" "The fool.." "she's overacting!" "You look like a complete fool.." "how could you even think it.." "Your girlfriend!" "You should be hanged upside down and beaten up.." "How dare you!" "You should be cut into stale little bits and fed to the crows!" "I don't know what you say!" "I don't know what you say!" "Aiyyyoooooo!" "laila" "laila I zay!" "How now!" "Looks like LaiIa doesn't like handsome dogs otherwise.." "she would never have spurned a handsome.." "dashing young dog like me!" "How?" "Aiyyo Roomeao!" "You cheated me!" "Anna.." "Stop.." "CHEATER!" "You promised me.." "that LaiIa would be my girlfriend." "YANGELS!" "THE END!" "ANNA!" "But LaiIa's agreed to one more date!" "YangeIs!" "PAUSE!" "What did you just say?" "Repeat." "Yes Anna!" "laila's agreed to meet you one more time!" "The next full moon night.." "on that shingIed roof.." "where she rehearses her dance..!" "Destiny!" "What's the point!" "She'II fry my try again!" "YangeIs!" "The End!" "Anna!" "please!" "No!" "She won't do any such thing." "Look," "I admit the first date was a disaster but she did agree to give you a second chance!" "There must be something to it!" "The job's as good as done no Anna?" "It just needs a final push." "You'II have to impress LaiIa like never before." "In front!" "You'II have to look cool Anna, real cool!" "KwooI?" "What kwooI?" "cool, Anna, cool!" "girls like style you know!" "style you zay!" "I am full of style!" "See!" "YangeIs!" "The End!" "Anna please!" "I'II teach you how to impress LaiIa." "You don't worry!" "I'II make you cool!" "How much kwooIer?" "tell tell!" "YrF" "I Iike this groove!" "When your heart's troubled by love" "Don't forget" "Don't be simple, don't be dull" "Be cool my pet" "cool cool.." "cool cool.." "that's the rule!" "cool cool.." "cool cool.." "that's the rule!" "You will never be cool, you will always be a fool" "Stop this whining.." "Don't be silly like a bum, don't be sticky like a gum" "girls don't like this whining!" "My heart wants to meet her all the time" "What do I do to make her mine?" "cool cool, cool cool, that's the rule" "cool cool, cool cool, that's the rule" "charlie is LaiIa's and laila is charlie's" "welcome welcome will they say please come please come will they say" "Look in my eyes," "Iove is what you'II see" "Us and our little charlie will be forever happy" "First learn the rules of love" "cool cool, the style school" "You need to go to school" "cool cool, the style school" "Come on, Iet's do it baby!" "angels!" "Everytime you chase a girl, she will take you for a whirl" "Enough of this chasing around" "Everytime you look aloof, you will see it with a proof" "She'II be yours this time!" "I run behind, ahead is my heart" "laila smiles, I get torn apart" "cool cool, cool cool, that's the.. whatever!" "cool cool, cool cool," "I see!" "This way or that" "laila will say that her heart will be mine" "She will be mine for ever and ever" "Make me modern, make me hip" "laila should see me and slip Come on!" "First learn the rules love the style school" "You need to go to school" "Long live charlie!" "When your heart's troubled by love don't forget" "Don't be simple, don't be dull be cool my pet" "Check this out!" "cool cool, cool cool, that's the rule" "cool cool, cool cool," "The school of love, baby!" "that's the rule" "So kick back charlie." "cool!" "full Moon night!" "It's the night of my big date with LaiIa.." "And LaiIa's big date with Anna!" "Anna will be here any minute now." "Ok Guys.. that's it.." "I'm gonna tell LaiIa everything tonight.." "everything!" "Hey mental hospital's life member," "Remember!" "Take our advice..beat it!" "No man.." "I Iove LaiIa.." "I can't lie to her.." "My foot!" "If Anna gets to know.." "(Imitating Jaaved Jaaferi) I don't trust Anna!" "I don't care!" "Whatever.." "I'm gonna tell LaiIa everything.." "Oh Romeo!" "hello Romeo!" "Er..ah..um.." "well.." "It's the night of our first kiss!" "Uh..um..er..a..ba..er.." "OWW!" "Excuse me?" "Er.." "I.." "I mean wow!" "Wow!" "You're looking gorgeous!" "Er.." "laila.." "I need to tell you something.." "you know.." "actually.." "Shhhhh!" "hello!" "What's this?" "!" "..and you've kept her for yourself!" "Chhainu..!" "I'm done for!" "Buddy you are soooo finished!" "You've two-timed Anna!" "Hey!" "Chhainu..that.." "HEY!" "Buddy you promised Anna you'II make LaiIa his girlfriend" "..and you've kept her for yourself!" "WHAT!" "What's he talking about Romeo?" "hello sister-in-Iaw!" "This guy's a two-faced crook!" "Speak up.." "Why are you looking at me?" "Romeo.." "Is this true?" "Did you promise charlie you'II make me his girlfriend?" "Er.." "laila.." "I can explain.." "I had no choice.." "YES OR NO?" "Er..no..uh.." "yes.." "but I can explain.." "See the truth prevails.." "After tonight" "I don't ever want to see your face again!" "laila please.." "please listen.." "You've only gotten slapped so far!" "Wait till Anna hears of this.." "you're a goner.." "get ready for trouble buddy!" "There is no honesty left in this world.." "kissing on the rooftop!" "(Imitating Shatrughan Sinha) tell your mum, Chhainu had come!" "RUN!" "Son-of-a-gun if you'd run earlier you'd have to run alone" "..now because of you we all have to run!" "ROOMEAO!" "RUN!" "RUN!" "My mistake!" "Sorry!" "angels attack!" "ATTACK!" "(Imitating Rajesh Khanna) Man!" "Aren't they something!" "One look at you and I knew love.." "That love's a crazy little thing.." "Where do we go from here.." "We could die in your arms.." "One look at you and I knew love!" "Hey!" "Where has this Mini disappeared!" "Oh!" "It's just a mouse!" "Hey jumping jack!" "What kind of game is this?" "hello!" "What do we have here?" "Chhainu!" "Bye.." "Jumbo jet?" "!" "I'm done for!" "I'II get you for this Mini!" "Roomeao!" "Today I won't spare you!" "If you are a son of a dog.." "then fight me!" "Come on!" "Make my day!" "You think.." "a flea like you loves LaiIa more that charlie Anna?" "Of course Anna!" "I Iove IaiIa a million times more than you." "How dare you!" "Kung Fu Anna!" "If you so much as touch me," "..I'II fry you into an omlette!" "Come on..touch me!" "You touch and show first.." "No you touch.." "No you.." "No you I zay.." "If you touch me.." "And if.. you touch me.." "Go for it!" "You go for it!" "Go!" "You go!" "Go!" "You go!" "Ok then.." "I'II go!" "Bye!" "Mummy!" "Where will you go from here?" "Oh no..not again!" "The end!" "The dog pound!" "Yippee!" "The dog pound!" "See you later alligator!" "Round up all these roadside strays." "Keep a look out for that fat one in shades!" "He's been giving us the slip for a Iong time now!" "Look there!" "Catch him!" "Find him.." "He couldn't have gone far.." "Catch him!" "He is running away.." "catch him.." "Hey!" "Anna!" "The dog pound!" "(Imitating Amitabh Bachchan) You run so fast twice in life.." "(Imitating Amitabh Bachchan) ..in an olympic race or a police case!" "Lets try and catch some more!" "Let's try and round up some more of these roadside pariahs." "C'mon !" "Romeo.." "Romeo!" "Oh man!" "Romeo!" "Disaster!" "How'd Romeo get caught.." "Romeo got caught because of me!" "Its not my fault.." "double disaster!" "The municipality guys were About to catch me.." "but Romeo jumped out in the middle and saved me!" "Lizzen you rascals!" "Get that watchman out of the way somehow." "I'II take care of the rest." "Go!" "Roomeaw!" "forget the fear.." "Anna is here!" "Be appy my chappy!" "Genius at works!" "Come on charlie!" "Where will I get a pin from?" "Saved by a hair's breadth!" "Open Sesame!" "You are not happy, my chappy?" "Thank you Anna.." "Thank you for saving me.." "No Roomeao.." "No!" "I should be thanking you!" "You saved me despite all that I did to you." "Roomeao.." "You are unique personality!" "Ya definitely!" "I don't hate anybody Anna.." "I have only loved.." "laila.." "but now.." "I think I've lost her.." "I can't live without her.." "anyway.." "thank you all for everything." "I'm going to go from here now.." "please.." "don't go.." "Aw come on.." "..girls will come and will go." "Yes!" "You not, someone else.." "some other..and not and someone else.." "please Zip it up you weirdo.." "I have no idea what you're saying.." "let me go.." "without LaiIa.." "there's just no point." "Romeo.." "Roomeow.." "I'II miss you.." "FOOL!" "Where you running off to with your tail between your legs?" "Hahahaha!" "Romeo.." "laila!" "ROOMEAO!" "What a fool you are!" "You're leaving your LaiIa behind!" "ANNA.." "I've cheated LaiIa.." "Nonsense persons!" "Your love was true!" "So where's the cheating?" "I've told LaiIa everything.." "..she's understood all of it.." "you're the biggest fool in the world.." "despite that LaiIa loves you Iike crazy.." "laila's yours..!" "Not Tom's, not Dick's, not Harry's.." "only yours!" "Jokes.." "But true!" "GO!" "Go LaiIa.. get him!" "Where have I seen this before?" "(Imitating ShahRukh Khan) Such things happen!" "I Iove you!" "Happy ending!" "YrF" "Life has been beautiful.." "not too much not too less.." "so lets live it up.." "Oohhh.." "Aahhh.." "Me.." "Roadside.." "Romeo.." "Romeo.." "the world's at my feet" "Oh Romeo.." "Romeo.." "Oh Romeo.." "Romeo.." "I am.." "Romeo, baby!" "Recognize me my darling?" "I am Romeo.." "That's me!"