"# Baby, którzy chc¹ mi³oœci do mnie sexy?" "#" "# Baby, którzy gotowego do mnie lizaæ sexy?" "#" "# Baby, my go³ym a my humping 'sexy #" "# Love me sexy!" "#" "# Come on, girl." "Yeah #" "# It's me, Jackie Moon #" "# Daj mi, ¿e wygl¹d, ¿e prawo #" "# Let's get sweaty, Let's get sweaty rzeczywistym #" "# Ja jestem talkin '# tropikalnych sweaty" "# Ja jestem talkin 'swamp sweaty #" "# Let's nape³niæ wannê pe³n¹ potu, wszystkie prawa #" "# Baby, którzy chc¹ mi³oœci do mnie sexy?" "#" "# Baby jesteœ gotowy do lizaæ mnie sexy?" "#" "# Baby, budziæ siê, mamy nagi #" "# A my humping 'sexy #" "# Come on, girl #" "# Baby, którzy chc¹ mi³oœci do mnie sexy?" "#" "Love me sexy # #" "# Baby, jesteœ gotowa do mnie lizaæ sexy?" "#" "# # Lick mnie sexy" "# Zdejmij sanda³y suck mnie i sexy #" "# Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck mnie sexy #" "# Baby, my go³ym a my humping 'sexy #" " # Whoo!" "# - # Humpin 'sexy #" "# Chcê zrobiæ trochê rzeczy wit 'you #" "# Chcê zrobiæ trochê rzeczy wit "ci #" "# Kiedy mówiê "mi³oœci do mnie" ci powiedzieæ "sexy" #" "Love me # #" " sexy." " Oh, yeah, Flint Tropics t³umu!" "Get it goin '." "Jest zdania, dobre, nie?" "Widzê niektóre panie tam którzy chc¹ mi³oœci do mnie sexy." "Jackie Moon nasycania siê solidnego brawa ... jak zakoñczy siê jego niegdyœ popularne piosenki, Sexy Love Me." "Ja jestem Dick Pepperfield do³¹czy³, jak zawsze ... przekazania przez by³ego Tropics Lou Redwood." "Yeah, I mo¿e pasowaæ do dziœ." "Czasami nadal marzyæ o s³awie, Dick." "Có¿, czasami marzenia mo¿e przekszta³ciæ siê w koszmary nocne, Lou." "What's your problem?" "A teraz, poczynaj¹c lineup ... za Flint Tropics!" "Na Ball Girl, pomiaru 34-23-34 ..." "Ona ma nadziejê byæ jeden astronautów jeden dzieñ ..." "Nie s¹dzê, ¿e mo¿na to zrobiæ." "Umieœæ swoje rêce razem Melinda!" "IdŸ Tropics!" "Od South Bend ... ten facet ma serce ze z³ota, jego brata's a retard." "On czyta mu farby i ca³kiem mu zdjêcia ..." "Scootsie Doubleday!" "Scootsie Doubleday podjêcie przez s¹d." "Tak, jego brat naprawdê jest opóŸniony." "Ronnie Doubleday." "On ma wszystkie trzy g³ówne rodzaje opóŸnienie." "Ten facet jest jednym i wolne od choroby, nie VD na wszystkich ... ale mo¿e byæ szczêœcie dziewczyna daæ mu go!" "Szeœæ stóp piêæ!" "Twiggy Munson!" "Oczywiœcie on wolne od choroby." "Co pisklê chce byæ ze facet który zawiesi³ jak wymowa?" "Dobrze, ¿e nie jest prawd¹." "S³ysza³em wiele kobiet powiedzieæ ..." "¿e rzeczywiœcie wol¹ ma³y penis." "Poka¿ mi jeden gal którzy mówi, ¿e a ja wyœwietlimy k³amc¹." "I bêdzie mo¿na wprowadziæ do pani Pepperfield póŸniej w nocy." "Oh, Jezu, here we go." "Twój cz³owiek w œrodku ... siedem stóp dwa ... dziwne z kraju o nazwie Litwa." "On jest brzydki jak shit." " Vakidis!" " IdŸ, daddy!" " To fella scares me." " Yeah!" "To ma³e dziecko z Jackson Five, scares on ya." "Och, moje s³owa znak, Lou ..." "There's something creepy o, ¿e m³ody cz³owiek." "Bobby Dee, gdzie jest Clarence?" " Nobody's us³ysza³ od niego." " ChodŸ, Tropics!" "Bee Bee!" "Jesteœ starting '." "z Peoria, Illinois ... ten facet, co mogê powiedzieæ o nim?" "He's got the najgorêtsze dziewczyny w œwiat, Nie mam kiddin '." "armat, ludzie." "Big ol 'boobies." "luckiest man w Flint ..." "Bee Bee Ellis!" "Có¿, to prawda na temat co mówi¹ o Bee Bee ¿ony." "Ona ma ogromny zbiór Boobs." "Dla mnie s¹ one zbyt du¿e." "Oh, s¹ one doskona³e." "Nie wiem, ¿e ..." "Dla mnie strukturalnie wygl¹da ona na b³êdnych przes³ankach." "A teraz, w chwili który wszyscy czekalismy." "na szeœæ stóp piêæ, solidn¹, meaty 215 funtów ..." "Twój pregame announcer, Twoje w³aœciciela, to autokar ..." "Twój pop œpiew uczucie, ale co najwa¿niejsze ..." "Twój przekazania w³adzy ..." "Twój zaprawdê, Jackie Moon!" "All right!" "Jackie Moon zawsze daje siê ... fantastyczne wprowadzenie." " Tak, dlaczego nie, Dick?" " Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "To jego zespó³, jego pieni¹dze i tunel jego piêknych dziewcz¹t pi³ka." "Oh, mówi¹c o pieni¹dze, Lou, nie mo¿na otrzymaæ pieni¹dze w tym tygodniu?" "No" "You Lose Weight, Ojciec Pat?" "Fuck off, Jackie." "All right, faceci, HUDDLE." "Vakidis!" "Co to jest on doin '?" "Wiesz co?" "Fuck." "S³uchaj, obieca³ tych kibiców show tonight, all right?" "Twiggy, jeœli uzyskasz dunk tonight staraj¹ siê, ¿e break backboard, all right?" " Bêdziemy siê, ¿e na aktualnoœci." " Wszelkie prawa." "Let's go przynieœæ, it's Showtime, prawda?" "Let's get ..." "Tropikalna!" "IdŸ Tropics!" "tutaj, tutaj, tutaj!" "Ja siê nie podoba." "Powrót!" "Z powrotem!" "Jasne!" "Tak, ¿e czuje siê dobrze." "To czuje ..." " Danny, jakie s¹ ya doin '?" " Nothin'." "Eatin "nachos." "Get 'Em z koncesji na stoisku?" " Nah, I przyniós³ 'em z domu." " Co?" "Nie, nie, nie, nie, nie." "Oh, come on!" " Co?" " Podró¿e!" "On przyniós³ nachos z domu." "Tryin 'do prowadzenia dzia³alnoœci gospodarczej." " Nie mo¿na po³¹czyæ." " Jackie, gotta dribble ..." "Jeœli gonna przenieœæ." "What are you talkin 'about?" " Koszykówka zasad." " Fine." "I got biletami okresowymi." "Mogê robiæ, co chcê piek³a." "Oh, yeah?" "Có¿, mogê to zrobiæ." "A to." "A!" "ChodŸmy, Trops!" "Jesteœmy równie¿ w trakcie i najwa¿niejsze pytanie, Lou ... gdzie jest Tropik "wiod¹c¹ scorer, Clarence" Œródmieœcie "Malone?" "Zgadzam siê, jest kompletnie amatorskie, Dick." "Lou, czy mogê zadaæ ci do proszê umieœciæ swoje papierosa?" "Nie lubiê, kiedy piæ dym." "All right, wentylatory, let's go wys³uchaæ "Œródmieœcie Funky Stuff" Malone!" "IdŸ Clarence!" "To mój syn." "Œródmieœcie odpady nie czas tagowanie, Bee Bee Ellis ..." "Munson i przekazuje mu pi³kê natychmiast." "Œródmieœcie dribbles pi³kê poprzez nogi ..." "Kocham go, kiedy nie." "To co Mincemeat jego obroñcy." "Œródmieœcie!" "Jeœli chcesz go!" "Jeœli ..." "Tylko jeœli chcesz!" "Nie chcesz, mogê poczuæ." "Nie ma go, OK." "To prawda, Nets." "Jesteœ nie gonna stop." "Wierzcie mi, nie zatrzymaæ go w praktyce." " Zróbmy to!" " Come on, come on, come on!" " IdŸ!" " You got it." "On tosses trzech ..." "A, tak!" " Wow!" "To by³o ca³kiem strza³u." " Pounce!" "Yeah!" "Na po³owê, to jest to Nets 62 ..." "Flint Tropics 43." "All right, everybody, let's hear it tropikalnego do czasu ... i let's hear it Busch do Bawarii." "Jeœli gonna wypiæ piwo, mo¿e tak¿e uczyniæ go Busch Bawarii." "Panie i Panowie, Chcê was powitaæ ten cz³owiek ... 's gonna którzy próbuj¹ siê niemo¿liwe ..." "10000 dolarów wolne wyrzucaæ ... z drugiej strony dziedziñca." "Ksiê¿yc strza³u." " prawym." " Wszelkie prawa." "Powiedz wszystkim ..." " What's your name?" " W³adcy." " Wszystkie prawa, Ksi¹¿¹t." " W³adcy!" " Dukes, gdzie ya?" " Flint ... a ja nigdy nie chybi³ gry!" "IdŸ!" "Ksi¹¿¹t jest w³asnych." "Myœlê, ¿e jesteœ na niewiele Somethin ' mo¿e to w³asnych, huh?" "Jesteœmy Posiadaæ "zabawy." "Dukes, co zrobiæ na livin '?" "nothin 'right now." "OK." "Layin 'niski." "Ksi¹¿¹t jest podekscytowany!" "Ja" "Come on, let's go ludzie." "Let's get it goin '." "Cheer ten facet na jak on przygotowuje dla niemo¿liwe." "Dobrze, mamy szczególnie brudne Hippie tutaj ... przewidzian¹ w s¹dzie tryin 'do zlewu niemo¿liwe strza³u." "To jest ludzki dramat w najlepszym wydaniu." "On jest po prostu skupienie siê, bior¹c pod uwagê w chwili skoncentrowaæ." "That's OK." "Koncentrat chcesz." " ChodŸ, ksi¹¿êta!" " Wszelkie prawa." " Nie!" " Tak!" "Holy shit, ja jestem cud!" "Yeah!" "Ojciec Pat, zintensyfikowaæ na linii." "On zintensyfikowaæ na nim." " Nie, nie by³o prawnych." " Nie, nie ..." "On zintensyfikowaæ na linii, You were lookin 'at it." "Come on." "Jackie, uczyni³ strza³." "Kto ma piek³a 10.000 dolarów?" "Relax, piwo company'll niego zap³aciæ." "Oni naprawdê nie jesteœmy sponsorem, po prostu brzmia³o zawodowych." "Spójrz na tego faceta." "He's so hopped up goofballs i na trawie ..." "He's got no idea what's going on." "Holy crap." "Tropikalna!" "Hej, gratulujemy Ksi¹¿¹t!" "On po prostu wygra³ gigant sprawdŸ 10000 dolarów, które mówi." "Cool!" "Spójrz na wielkoœæ tego!" "IdŸ sobie mieæ pi³kê!" "Druga po³owa, comin 'obok!" "Cholera!" " Czeœæ # #" " Hello # #" "# Get the funk outta my face #" "# Get the funk outta my face #" "# Get the funk outta my face #" "# Get the funk outta my face # # nie podoba moja muzyka Nie musisz go u¿ywaæ #" "# Funking jest rzecz¹, ¿e wszyscy z nas prasowa #" "# Nie musisz siê go #" "# Wszystkie zrobiæ, to niech go #" "# Wtedy bêdziesz wiedzieæ dok³adnie, jak groove # # teraz on robi z powrotem do domu 9 do 5 #" "# ¯ycia swego szarego ¿ycia flanela #" " Hej, Jackie." " Hej, ch³opaki, wszystko, co dobre?" " Trzymaj napojów flowing '." " You got it." "# Wiêcej, wiêcej, wiêcej #" "# Gitchi, gitchi, ya ya da da da #" "Ty jesteœ sexy miasta, Flint." "Look at you, I love it." "I swear, je¿eli PLEXI nie by³o podzielenie nas ju¿ teraz ... bêdê siê s³odka, sk³adania ofert, powolne, gor¹ce mi³oœci ... do ka¿dego z was, ¿e to jest gwarancja." "# Baby, którzy chc¹ mi³oœci do mnie sexy?" "#" "Love me sexy # #" "# Baby, jesteœ gotowy do lizaæ ... #" " # ... mnie sexy?" "#" " Ja jestem tellin 'ya, man ... to s³owo na ulicy i shit jest zabrudzony." "To jest przekleñstwo wstyd." "Nie mogê wróciæ do pracy w tym centrum handlowe." "Liczba" "Wiem, nie ma obecnie istnieje kilka zespo³u które mog¹ korzystaæ z us³ug ..." ""Œródmieœcie Funky Stuff" Malone, s³yszysz mnie?" "I dig ci, bracie, ale s³ysza³em problem jest nie tylko tutaj w Flint." "To ca³a ligi to goin 'mocy." "Hey, guys, what's shakin '?" "What's shakin '?" "Ca³y ligi goin' down ..." " that's what's shaking." " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Poczekaj." "Nie wiem, którzy Ciê talkin ' , ale biznes jest booming'." "Jackie, come on, cz³owiek, to z nami." "Jesteœcie nie dosta³ siê do Jive nas, ludzi." "Ja nie jestem jivin '." "Nigdy nie jived Ci ca³e moje ¿ycie." "Jackie, come on, chcesz jivin 'z nami przez sayin' nie jest jivin '." "OK, dobrze, tym razem jestem tellin 'prawda." "Jasne." "Teraz, gdy dajê Ci na Lowdown Somethin ', mo¿na zachowaæ w tajemnicy?" " Tak." " Merytoryczne." "Jutro mornin ',' Drivin ' do Indianapolis na spotkaniu ligi ... ewentualnie mówiæ ..." " po³¹czenia." " Po³¹czenie?" "Flint Tropics w NBA." " NBA?" " Nas merging "?" "Ja jestem Jackie Moon, I take care of you guys, prawda?" "To znaczy, mo¿na myœleæ tylko o mnie jak Bambi matki." "I upewnij siê, ¿e nic bad'll miejsce dla Ciebie." "Drink up, jest to du¿y noc." " Hej, napoje na mnie." " Big Night." "Bambi matki dosta³ strza³, prawda?" "Yeah, pierwsze sceny." "Pamiêtam, ¿e kredyty by³y jeszcze Rollin 'i wszystko." "Kim jest Bambi the fuck?" "po³¹czeñ." "Po³¹czeñ." "po³¹czeñ." "Jackie Moon." "Jackie Moon." "Ameryka." "ChodŸmy." "Let's to zrobiæ." "Nie martw siê, mama, I niech was nie bêdzie." "I'll keep tego zespo³u przy ¿yciu." "A nasze stacje telewizyjne s¹ skar¿¹cych wszystkie walki." "Let's try, aby zachowaæ walczy w tunelu lub w parking." "Mamy jeszcze jeden kawa³ek przejœæ do biznesu." "Jestem pewien, ¿e po wys³uchaniu wszystkich plotek, i one s¹ prawdziwe ..." "ABA bêdzie ³¹cz¹cych z NBA ... na koñcu tego sezonu." "Tak." "Tak." "I did it." "Ja jestem prawdziwym w³aœcicielem." " Proszê, Jackie, Let Go." " I did it." "All right, let's ... nie dostaæ zbyt podekscytowany." "Tak!" "Daj mi dziesiêæ, Norton!" "Ka¿dy mo¿e jeœæ shit!" "du¿y worek z shit!" "Ja jestem cz³owiekiem z najwiêkszych w œwiat!" "NBA zgodzi³ do naszych ¿¹dañ finansowych ..." " ale tam jest coœ innego ..." " Poszukaæ by³y prawa, mama." "Destiny." "Ja jestem szczêœliwy tak nie mogê nawet czuæ mojej broni!" "OK, Jackie, s³uchajcie mnie." "Jackie?" " Hej, Jackie?" " Tak?" "Cztery zespo³y bêd¹ wch³aniane do NBA w przysz³ym roku." "W pozosta³ej czêœci ligi wygasa." "Dok³adnie." "You know it." "Poczekaj." "Poczekaj, co Pan powie?" "Nets, Spurs, pacers i Nuggets ... s¹ gonna graæ w nastêpnym sezonie NBA." " Reszta z nas s¹ gonna rozpuœciæ." " Rozpuœciæ?" "Co to jest "rozpuœciæ"?" "To, ¿e nawet s³owo?" "Tak, jest to s³owo ... i finansowo oznacza to, bêdziesz przestaje istnieæ." "Let's get emocjonalny nie o tym." "Just ..." "Nie!" "Nie!" "OK." "All right, czym jesteœ ..." "Dobrze, Jackie." "Jackie   Nie gryza sobie." "Come on." "Jackie, zgodzi³ siê na bardzo du¿¹ sumê." "Nie chcê du¿¹ sumê, OK?" "Ja chcê mojego zespo³u." "Come on, you guys ... jesteœ nie tylko gonna siedzieæ tam i wzi¹æ pieni¹dze, jesteœ?" "Huh?" "Co zrobiæ z sieci ¿e nie mam!" "sieci maj¹ wielu fanów." "Oni dosta³ zupe³nie nowego stadionu." "stabilnego wzrostu gospodarczego pakiet z wielk¹ zachêt podatkowych." "ChodŸ, Alan, ¿e's Bullshit!" "NBA's gonna podj¹æ cztery zespo³y, Jackie." "To jest dobry interes." "Najlepsze cztery zespo³y powinny przejœæ." "He's right." "Sezon nie jest jeszcze ponad." "Hej, wiesz co?" "Tak, ka¿dy powinien mieæ szansê." "To jak najrzetelniej." "Aw, Gee whiz ..." "¿e brzmi jak tyle radoœci ... sprawiedliwy i wszystkich." "Ale come on, faceci ..." "To znaczy, co dzieje mamy tu do czynienia z." "Ten facet gra przekazania w³adzy dla w³asnego zespo³u, wiêc ..." "Ale on ma pkt." "Dlaczego nie wprowadziæ warunki po³¹czenie wyników." " Dok³adnie." " Huh?" " Co on powiedzia³ tylko." " Tak." "I my przenieœæ g³osowanie w sprawie warunków po³¹czenia." " Ja sekundy." " A co on ... facet, ¿e to, co powiedzia³." "Ale ..." "Co to zarówno tych faceci powiedzia³." "God damn it, Bob!" "Mam zamiar dotrzeæ ³zawi¹cego i tam masz now¹ dupku!" "Czy nie jest jackass." " To ma sens." " Fuck you, Bob!" "Rozmawialiœmy tego!" "Ja nie widzê potrzeby kinda w tym jêzyku." "Teraz, jeœli chcesz go poza teraz ..." "Ja wezmê jak ty obecnie Fuckers prawo damn!" "Nie jesteœmy gonna fight, mamy gonna g³osowania!" " Let's g³osowanie!" " Let's g³osowania ... a potem bêdziemy walczyæ!" "ChodŸ, faceci ... powinno byæ Szukaj w tej chwili." "To jest szansa, aby staæ siê prawdziwym NBA franczyzy." "Cz³owieku, get outta miasta." "nie jest w ¿aden sposób nie Sam Hill gonna make it my czwarte miejsce." " Nie." " Tak, Jackie ... mamy horseshit rekord w tej chwili." "Tak, dobrze, musimy zaczynaæ hitting 'naszych trzyosobowe, OK?" "To nie problem, Jackie." "Problem polega na ... suck my." "Scootsie, ¿e nie zas³uguj¹." " wiem." " Przepraszamy." "Stop that shit, man." "Nie suck, OK?" "by³em doin 'du¿o myœl¹cy "." "postanowi³ dodaæ kogoœ do naszego zespo³u dodaj do prawdziwych ognia, OK?" "Myœlê, ¿e ten facet mo¿e daæ nam nowe iskry." "Teraz, nie dostaniesz szalonego." " Na stra¿y pkt ..." " Na stra¿y punkt?" "... piêæ dziesiêæ ..." "Ja w obrocie poza naszym pralka do niego dostaæ." "On stemplami w pêczkach." "Ed Monix!" "Toaleta jest zapchane." "Hell, no." "Jesteœcie w obrocie na Monix?" "Tak." "Ten facet jest stary wojownika, come on." "Tak, stary." "On mo¿e strzelaæ do koszykówki." "Co najwa¿niejsze, on faktycznie zgodzi³a siê przyjœæ tutaj." "Tak?" "It's a Thrill siê w Flint." "Smells Tropical tutaj." "Teraz, zajrzyjmy, wiem, po prostu o wszystkim ... w tym Szatnia zosta³a wyrazy w twarz przez ten facet ... w pewnym momencie w czasie." "A mo¿e nawet jednym z nas ..." "Jego collarbone mia³ po³amane ... dwukrotnie." "Niestety, wymowa." "Dziêki, Ed." "Hey, how are your mom i siostry?" "To by³o oko³o 12 tygodni od I porked 'em." "Nie mo¿emy mówiæ o porking z VAT i siostry ... bo tylko jedna zasada w tej dru¿yny." "Co to jest, ¿e zasada, Twiggy?" "e-L-E." "To prawda, e-L-E." "A co robi "e-L-E" stand for?" ""Everybody Love Everybody"." ""Everybody Love Everybody"." "Prawo nie na œcianie." "Dosta³, ¿e Monix?" " Nie." " Wielka." ""przyczyn¹ tego jest nie tylko dru¿yny koszykówki ... jest to styl ¿ycia." "Witamy na pok³adzie, Monix." "Dziêkujê." "Good siê tutaj." "All right." "Oh, jeœli widzê possum ... próby zabicia go, OK?" "To nie jest zwierzê." "Witaj z powrotem do Tropics Tygodnik." "ABA og³osi³a ..." "¿e górne cztery zespo³y po³¹czy z NBA po tym sezonie." "wykorzystanie okazji ... w³aœciciel / player / autokar Jackie Moon poczyni³a ju¿ pierwsze przenieœæ ... zdobywanie Ed Monix z Kentucky Colonels." "Yeah!" "Ja jestem dosyæ agresywny w³aœciciela." "Kiedy us³ysza³em, Kentucky potrzebne pralki, Spojrza³em na nasze ... nawet jeœli musimy nasze." "I said, "I gotta pull the trigger w tej sprawie."" " Hej, miód!" " To wydawa³o siê w³aœciwe." " Zgadnij, którzy siê w obrocie do Flint?" " Kto?" "Monix!" "Dlaczego to hell on chce przyjechaæ do Flint?" "Nie mam pojêcia." "Who cares, prawda?" "Mam na myœli ..." "He's got jeden pierœcieñ NBA a on gra w tropikach." "Czy mo¿na wierzyæ?" "Nie, nie mogê." "I'll get it." "To jak, jeœli obejrzeæ film porno, nie oznacza, masz okreœlone." "Nie, nie." "W rzeczywistoœci czêsto oznacza coœ wrêcz przeciwnego." "Monix by³ All-American na Michigan State ... potem poszed³ do ..." " Hej." " Hey." "You look great." "Dlaczego jesteœ tutaj?" "Dosta³ w obrocie." "Yeah." "Yeah." "To znaczy, dlaczego tu jesteœ?" "Czy mo¿emy porozmawiaæ?" " Monix!" " Hey." " What's up?" " Tak." "To ol 'jump shot z wasz¹ nie jest jeszcze po³ama³, to jest?" "Jeszcze nie." "Cz³owiek ... hej!" "Wielkie tylne wyci¹æ ... dla œwieckich-up przed Przyjaciele ostatni pi¹tek w nocy, cz³owiek." "Tak." "That's the way koszykówka powinny byæ odtwarzane!" " Tak." " Up." " Tak ..." " zbyt wolno!" "Hej, mo¿esz daæ nam a po drugie, proszê?" " Tak, nie ma problemu." " Dziêki, Kyle." "Jesteœ jego ulubionego gracza." "bêdê czuæ siê bardziej komfortowe jeœli on mnie znienawidzi³." "S³uchaj, mam nadziejê, ¿e nie zgadzaj¹ do tego handlu ze wzglêdu na mnie." "Co jeœli nie?" "Wtedy ma byæ natknê³a w Flint bez powodu." "Wiesz co?" "powiedzia³ chcemy pozostawiæ koszykówka u góry ekranu gry." "Kiedy jesteœ gonna rzuciæ?" "Ja jestem na pocz¹tku mojej gry." "Jestem bardzo zbli¿ony do góry." "I just got obrocie na fuckin 'mycia maszyny." "Co ja jestem talkin 'about?" "dobranoc, Ed." "Thanks for the pep talk." "Ed Monix jest tenacious obroñca, i mo¿e on trafiæ do du¿ych ujêæ." " Kiedy nie pijani." " Które nigdy nie jest." "Spójrz, nie ma nic w zasadach mówi, ¿e nie mo¿na graæ pijani." "No, rzeczywiœcie, jest." "Pamiêtaj, te 30 rebounds przeciwko San Diego?" "Tak." " Ja nie pamiêtam 'em." " Oh, nie." " Amaretto kamienia sours." " Tak." " Ja wierzê, ¿e nigdy nie bêdzie." " Wszystkie gry d³ugo." " Nie." " I mieszany 'em!" " Czy nie odejœæ od sto³u." " Tak." "Spójrz, guys, you gotta nie martw siê." ""Przyczyna jutro, kiedy siê tego oddanych podjête off, I'll be back na zespó³ ..." "Ja zaœ bêdê Rainin 'ustanawiaj¹ce niektóre trzyosobowe!" "Cornelius, jesteœ dobry przyjaciel, , ale w³aœciwie nie ma ramiê uzdrowi³ ..." "I was told ju¿ 100 razy Ciê nigdy nie gonna graæ w tropikach." "Jesteœ straszna sportowca." "Come on, man!" "Jestem doskona³y sportowiec." "Look, I z³ama³ ramiê tej Playin 'dla Ciebie." "Nie, po³ama³ gra ze mn¹ w driveway." "Nie mo¿na nawet dokonaæ lay-up." "Jestem rannych gracz, cz³owiek." "I powinien byæ na kanapy." "Nie, nie jesteœ w zespole." "Có¿, w moim ¿yciu fantasy, ja jestem w zespole." "Well, let's just keep it that way, right?" "Mój Bo¿e." "Co ty kurwa jest?" "To niesamowite." "Nazywa siê fondue." " Fon?" " Fondue." "Trzy ró¿ne sery, topnia³o." "To, czego degustacji." "Gorgonzola, Muenster i chaty." "To najnowsze rzeczy z Szwecja, najwyraŸniej." "Có¿, nie jestem zaskoczony." "Szwedzi s¹ tak pomys³owe, nie s¹ one?" " S¹." " Tak." "S¹ to moje ulubione producenci pornografii." "They make an excellent fuck hotelu." "Có¿, s¹dzê, bêdzie pretekst sobie z tej rozmowy ju¿ teraz." " do pokoju mê¿czyŸni." " Stop!" "To twoje wiener œpiewaæ." "boner maszyny." "Ja nie boner maszyna, teraz." "Szwedzki porn zapisane w moim ¿yciu "Nam." " OK." " Wielka, here we go." " C'mon!" "Fuck you guys!" " Chcê, aby moja skrzypce." "Szwedzki porn by³ jedyn¹ rzecz¹ ..." "¿e trzymane my mind off Charlie kiedy by³em w gówno." "Czy w Ann Arbor shit?" "'Cause to gdzie byli w czasie wojny." " On naprawdê wierzy." " Nigdy nie by³y w "Nam ..." " Nie mo¿na ." "... Jive turcja." "Po prostu zadzwoñ do mnie Jive turcja?" "No Nie, nie." " On was wezwa³ Cocksucker." " Tak." " Tak." " Prawo, Cornelius?" "Yeah, yeah." "I tak was wezwa³ Cocksucker." "Ja jestem ca³kiem pewien, ¿e was wezwa³ mnie Jive turcja." "Nie, nie." "Teraz Lou, nikt nie nazwie ktoœ jeden JT." "Jive turcja jest nieco ponad liniê, mój cz³owiek!" "Spójrz, jesteœmy tu wszyscy." "My wszyscy us³yszeli, co zosta³o powiedziane a my w porozumieniu." " Cornelius powiedzia³ Cocksucker." " Tak." " Prawo?" " Tak." " On po prostu powiedzia³ you suck cock." " To wszystko mówi³ o tobie." "Teraz, come on." "Dig ¿e do fondue, masz ma³o Cocksucker." " Lubimy gier, nie my?" " Mamy, mamy jedno prawo gry!" "Ja jestem gonna poka¿e Ci faceci gry dowiedzia³em siê, ¿e ..." " Kiedy by³em w fucking "Nam!" " Nie, nie, nie, nie!" "Lou." "Lou." "Kto jest Jive turcja teraz?" "Gun nie za³adowany!" " syn a bitch!" " To nie za³adowany!" "To nie za³adowany!" "shoulda seen goddamn swoje oblicze!" "Nie ma w tym kul!" "Nigdy nie ³adowaæ go!" "pistolet nie by³ za³adowany." "I'll see you Fuckers w piekle!" "(y: i) Jackie, Sexy Love Me piosenka jest najgorszym Ive 'kiedykolwiek us³ysza³." "Patrz!" "I did you call Jive turcja." "On nie!" "I dosta³." "Hey, Lou, wiem Jesteœcie spocz¹³ z pani¹ Pepperfield!" "Jesteœmy mówi¹c nutty rzeczy "przyczyn¹ nie s¹ one prawdziwe." " Moja!" "Tak." " Zw³aszcza, ¿e." "Wiêcej ni¿ reszta." " He's jonesing." " To nie sta³o." " Hej." "Bond." " Ona nie jest brzydki." " James Bond." " Nie jest." " Jak chcesz, aby Martini, sir?" " Miesza siê w pó³-carafe." " On siê pêdy." " On strzela siê w Wiener." " Wszyscy OK?" " Myœlê, ¿e tak." " Tak." " Ja jestem czysty." "Mamy tylko jeden dos³ownie dodged bullet." "Mamy pewno nie!" " Z pewnoœci¹ ..." " wyj¹tkiem Cornelius." "I did get shot!" " Mój Bo¿e." " Wow!" "# # Mr Big Stuff" "# Who do you think you are?" "#" "# # Mr Big Stuff" "# Nie masz czasu gonna get my love # # teraz, poniewa¿ zu¿ycie #" "Vakidis, otwórz okno, ya?" "Tak, na prawo." "Czy daæ Bobby Dee d³oni pracy?" "Tak, na prawo." "Hej, Monix ... jakie by³y Celtics?" "Có¿, s¹ one szybko." "Szybko?" "Cz³owiek." "Clarence powinny odgrywaæ dla Celtics, a nastêpnie." "Ten ch³opiec mo¿e lataæ." "Œródmieœcie, that's all on kiedykolwiek mówiæ o." ""Ja jestem goin 'do NBA, ja jestem goin' do NBA." Codziennie powiedzieæ, ¿e on." "Nie, nie." "Dlaczego nie mo¿na po prostu zamknij siê, cz³owieku?" "Powiedz, Monix, dlaczego nie mo¿na nas ¿e mistrzostwa pierœcieñ, cz³owiek?" "Nie uwa¿asz, nikt tutaj kiedykolwiek widzia³em mistrzostwa przed pierœcieñ." " Wszystkie prawa." " Tak, sir." " Tak!" " Yo, cz³owiek, pozwól mi zobaczyæ!" "Œwiêtego bali." "Mój Bo¿e, spójrz na to prawo." ""Champion" w musuj¹ce z³oto." "Cz³owieku, dlaczego jest Pan, ¿e noszenie na swojej szyi?" "Gdybym mia³ jak pierœcieñ, ¿e Ja wys³a³bym go na mój palec codziennie ... miody, wiêc mo¿e go zobaczyæ." "Ja nie jestem tak œwietnie jak ty." "I tak jak noszenie go wokó³ mojej szyi, that's all." " That's cool, man." " S³yszê." "On powinien byæ zak³opotany." "Embarrassed?" "On siedzia³ przez co Playoff gry." "Potem gonna walk wokó³ nas wszystkie œwiec¹ ... jak on pewnego rodzaju bohatera lub Somethin '." "ChodŸ, Clarence." "Jesteœ tylko aktyny "zazdrosny." "Cokolwiek." "I nigdy nie wsiad³ do kanapy a nastêpnie po³¹czyæ go sobie mistrz." "Ktoœ trzeba snatch, ¿e pierœcieñ off Przepraszamy jego szyi." " Chcesz snatch?" "Come on." " L. .." " B¹dŸ moim goœciem." " Nie s¹dzê, mo¿e podj¹æ swoje kolana." "Hej!" "Hey, I got a ring siê tutaj." "Kopalnia mówi mi³oœæ." "Pomyœl o tym." "Ka¿da mi³oœæ wszyscy!" "ChodŸ!" "Jedenaœcie godzin wiêcej do zrobienia." "W ten sposób, w ten sposób." "Let's go, Tropics." "Keep it alive." "Trzymaj go przy ¿yciu, tutaj!" "Wrzuæ to w mikserze." "Nie!" "Changed my mind." "Right back, though." " OK." "OK." " Prawo powrotem do Ciebie." "Give it back again!" " You got it." " Nie, prawo wstecz." " No?" " Tak." "Yeah." " Jasne?" " Tak." "Prawo powrotem." "Come on, now." "Liczba" "Prawo powrotem, reset." "Wrzuæ to do Papa." " Nie, prawo wycofaæ siê." " Wszelkie prawa." " Prawo powrotem." "Prawo powrotem." " Tutaj go, Jackie." " Powrót do Ciebie." "Right back, though." " Masz racjê." "OK." "Strzelaj!" " Wszystkie prawa, prawa." " FTA." "Yeah." " You Ready?" " Nie, prawo wstecz." " No?" " Tak." "OK, jasne." " Wszystkie prawa, jestem goin '." " Moja kolej." "Yeah, I'll bet mojego syna domniemanego on nie bêdzie." "Jackie Moon ostatecznie dokonuj¹c przenieœæ ..." " i to warto czekaæ!" " Ca³y dzieñ!" " Traveling!" " Nie, nie, nie, nie!" "Jeden i pó³ kroki!" " ChodŸ, Jackie." "Poszukaæ chodzi³." " Suck My cock!" "I'll zabójstwo swojej rodziny!" " Jesteœ gone, Jackie Moon!" " Co?" "Co?" "Jackie Moon wychodzi z gry." " Co mam powiedzieæ?" " Powiedzia³ "S mojej C."" "I jedno szczêœcie wentylator bêdzie iœæ do domu w pi³kê gra." "To g³owê nastêpnym razem." "Jesteœ wielkim baby, Jackie." "Nie mo¿na powiedzieæ mi moje S C." "Jackie Moon i odniesienia naprawdê siê w niej." " Ja nic nie znaczy." " Powiedzia³ "S mojej C."" " Ja ledwie podniesione mojego g³osu." " I powinien po³¹czyæ siê z matk¹." "Musisz telefonu do nieba, aby to zrobiæ." " Byæ mo¿e twój nie nie iœæ do nieba." " Oh, drodzy." "Oh, my." "Oh, nie." "OK." "Ka¿dy z pod³ogi." "Let's go." "Tropics, let's go." "Dlaczego ..." "Nie, Jackie." "Wydaje siê, linia zosta³a przekroczona Pat przez Ojca wszystkich ludzi." " Spójrz, Jackie, Wybacz." " Przerwanie transmisji." "Jackie Moon jest ci¹gniêcie jego zespó³ off s¹d." "ulega ta gra, Jackie, jeœli zachowaæ spaceru." " That's fine." " GroŸba zabicia mojej rodziny!" "God damn it, Pat." "What the hell's wrong with you?" "Nie uzyskano wysoki koñ, Redwood." "Dziêkujê, Dick, dla pobytu." "I to bêdzie zrobiæ to z St Louis, gdy wynik jest niejednoznaczny." "dobranoc." " Dick." " That's it." "idziemy do koœcio³a razem." "Not anymore." "# Hej, Flint Tropics, welcome back, daje Przyjaciele atak serca #" "Ja postara³em, Jackie." "Oni nie bior¹." "Spójrz, nie wiem, co jest informacj¹ na koncie bankowym." "To jest prawdziwe sprawdziæ." "I podpisa³y j¹ sobie." "To jest napisane w Brokat, man." "Czy nie wystarczy, wiesz, jak, napisz do mnie regularnie wielkoœci sprawdziæ?" "Mo¿e powinieneœ spróbowaæ innego banku." "A BIG Banku." " Wiêksze banku?" " To ma du¿y dzia³ sprawdziæ." " To, co bêdê robiæ." " OK." " Prawo?" "Wszystkie prawa." " Tak." "Scootsie, jest on takin 'do miasta!" "Zabierzcie go, wymowa." "C'mon!" "Nie mamy go." " Wszystkie prawa, faceci." "Hej, s³uchaj." " Hey, hey." "ChodŸmy." "Oczy siê tutaj." "W³¹cz ¿e contraption off." "Come on." "Spójrz, w³aœnie dosta³ od telefonu z komisarzem." "On przekonanie zarz¹du przechodz¹ do innego po³¹czenia regu³y." "gotta œrednia kibiców na 2000 strona g³ówna gry na resztê sezonu." " Dwa Ty co w domu gra?" " Cholera." "Co?" "Komisarz mówi, ¿e nie jesteœmy gonna podj¹æ franczyzy, ¿e nie ma fanów." " On jest prawdziw¹ dick." " Dobry Pan, Jackie Moon." "zwyciêstwa tych gier to bêdzie trudne, ale 2000 fanów?" "Niemo¿liwe, cz³owiek." "It's OK, Scootsie." ""Cause I got a plan." "Wszystkie prawa?" "Teraz ty wiesz wszystko Jesteœmy ABA gra w tygodniu, prawda?" "mo¿e byæ wiele kamer telewizyjnych obecnie istniej¹, wiêc po prostu byæ gotta tiptop." "Wiêc, co w planie?" "Ja wprowadzi³em tajne broñ." "It's gonna make us wygl¹d extra cool w telewizji." "What the hell is that?" "To eyeliner, obojêtne." "Teraz, którzy po raz pierwszy?" "Monix?" "Tak." "Just puszczaæ mi dostaæ œwie¿e Maxi Pad z mojej torebce." "Wygl¹da na to, Jackie Moon poci¹gnê³y trick z Broadwayu do s¹du dzisiaj." "pu³apki, pu³apka, pu³apka, pu³apka, pu³apka." "Point of No Return." "Wróæ." "Wróæ." "Jazda w przyczepie." "Nowhere to go." "Hej." "Spójrz na moje oczy." "Nie, spójrz na moje oczy." "Are you scared?" "Tropikalna burza." "Eye of the huraganu." "Ja jestem gonna Hypnotize." "Nie mam gonna migania." "Nie jestem gonna migania." " Spójrz na mnie." " Gdzie mo¿na goin '?" "Je¿eli masz goin '?" "Jackie porad pi³kê daleko." "Twiggy wybiera j¹ i zabiera go w." " Dwa punkty, Tropics." " Way to go, Twiggy!" "Upewnij siê, ¿e aparat dostaje your eyes!" " This team is on fire early in the game." " They're flaming', all right." "Nice lay-up." "Nice lay-up, Twiggy." " Who's got character now?" " My confidence is sky-high right now." "What's with Vakidis?" "What the hell's wrong with Vakidis?" "Shit!" "Your eyeliner's running." "Yeah." "Yours is kinda smoky too." "All right, everyone." "Try not to sweat if you can." "Hell, no." "This shit burning' already, man." " Yeah, it kinda is." " Goddamn." "I'm going to the bench, man." "Move!" " What's happening?" " Shit!" "The Tropics seem to be disabled in some way." "God, it burns." "Do they test this on animals or is that just a lie?" "Feels like I got cat piss in my eyes!" "Just open your eyes with your fingers, guys." "It's really nice." "Cock sandwich, that hurts!" " Fuckin' idiots." " That feels really good." "Monix, where's your makeup, buddy?" "Hey, how come it says Monix on your jersey when your name's Pussy?" " I was curious about this..." " Fuck you, Petrelli." " Hey, hey, Monix!" " Get your hands off me!" " Get back here!" "You little bitch!" " We're on TV!" " I don't give a shit!" " Commissioner's watching." " You wanna kill the merger?" "C'mon." " Everybody relax." "Looks like a little gentleman's disagreement on the court." "Nothing big." "No, these girls aren't gonna fight." "No, but a little bit of a delay in play for a moment here." "What about during commercial?" "Yeah, I like it." "Yeah, it's good." " Father Pat, timeout." " Timeout, white!" "It's a timeout on the floor, with 9 minutes and 16 seconds left in the first." "The Tropics two, the Amigos six." "And we'll be right back after these messages from Shasta." "And, clear." "Somebody hit somebody!" "Here we go." " Come on!" " Get him!" "This is a good old-fashioned bare-fisted brawl here on the court." "My goodness." "Look at the Russian bear go." "Throwing people around like rag dolls." "# Why can't we be friends?" "Why can't we be friends?" "#" "Look at Monix take it to Petrelli." "I wish the people at home could see this." "I could hurt someone." "New Red Apple Soda with a great taste and tingle they're still looking for." "# Why can't we be friends?" "#" "# Why can't we be friends?" "#" " # Why can't we be friends?" "#" " Get him!" "Get him!" "# Why can't we be friends?" "Why can't we be friends?" "#" "Honestly, Dick, I could watch this all day." "This is terr..." "Look at Father Pat!" "Father Pat is getting the worst of a lot of this." "Stop!" " # Why can't we be friends?" "#" " And we're back in three..." " # Why can't we be friends?" "# ...two, one..." "Welcome back to your ABA game of the week." "I'll tell you, the spirit and camaraderie of this league... is on full display here tonight, Lou." "Yeah, yeah, you got that right, Dick." "Lou!" "Come on, Jack!" "They won't come back in here no more!" " Then I just kicked him!" " Man." " Still got it, J." " Now, that is how you play basketball." " That's right." " You hear those fans?" "They loved it!" " Man!" " Right on." "Monix, you got Petrelli's ass!" "I mean, I was out there grabbing' balls." "I think I grabbed some of your guys' balls." "Damn!" " That was you on my nuts?" " Yeah." "You got the softest hands in the world." "All right, this is what we do." "Tae kwon do sessions every practice." "In fact, we don't need..." "Does anybody here wanna talk about the fucking game?" "God, this guy's a bummer." "Did anyone look at the scoreboard?" "How about we run some plays in the second half, Jackie?" "Look, Monix, I'm not an X's and O's guy, right?" "I'm not a tactician." "I'm a motivator in the classic sense of the word." "You know, Lombardi, Charles Lindbergh... that nun over in India, like those people." "I get people to do great things!" "And we just had an incredible, team-unifying moment... by punching other guys in the face." "And it felt good... and now we're gonna continue that on the court in the second half... with baskets, though." "We need a game plan, Jackie." "So he the expert." "He should know." "He done seen the game from every angle..." " sittin' on the bench." " Damn!" "Hey, guess what?" "The Celtics weren't just all-stars, they were a team." "A team!" "As opposed to a bunch of selfish assholes tryin' to look cool every night." "I mean, call us what you want to... but we ain't never sat around and pretended like we some champions." "Yeah, you got a little ring and all, but you personally, you ain't won shit." "Clarence, I want you to have this ring... as a token of what you will never achieve." "Champion or not, at least I played the game." "And I got news for you, Clarence... for all your flash, you are never gonna play in the NBA." "You are pissing your career away." "And one day, you're gonna look back on your life... and you're gonna realize that you never even learned how to play basketball." "Jeez!" "What the hell?" "Shit." "Get your hands in the air." "Monix, bail's been set." "Lynn, can I ask you a favor?" "You mean besides bailing your ass outta jail?" "Lynn, no one can drain it like you." "I think I drained all I can out of there." " That hurt?" " Not really." " How about that?" " Yeah." "Good." "Listen." "This is long overdue, but I wanna apologize." "For what?" "For, you know, back then we had some problems." "Did you wanna apologize for cheating on me?" "Twice." "Hey, I cheated on you once." "There just happened to be two girls there." " Still not funny?" " Still not funny." "And where's the necklace I made you?" "Monix, it was the high point of your career." "I didn't deserve that ring, Lynn." "I hardly played." "I was never the guy to hit the big shot." "Wanna know why things didn't work out between us?" "Yeah." "You hate yourself so much it's impossible to love you." "Kinda brutally honest." "Did we have some fun?" "You're kind of fun." "Didn't we?" "Sometimes." " What are you doing?" " There he is." " Been lookin' all over for you." " Like it." "Sweaty." "See ya later, Ed. 'Scuse me, guys." "Excused." "Doin' your girl in the locker room?" "Classy." " What are you guys doin' here?" " We want you to coach the team." " What?" " You know the game better than Jackie." "I'm flattered, but I don't think Jackie would be too happy about this." "Come on, don't worry about Jackie." "I mean, I got this." "OK, Tropics, hustle up." "Five, six, seven, eight." "One and two and three and four, and turn like you mean it." "Arch that back, Bee Bee." "I like it." "Good rotation." "Beautiful, seahorses." "Leg kick, Scootsie." "Nice!" "And freeze it." "And then we start the game." "Now, when I say freeze it... you guys gotta freeze it, OK?" " Hey!" " Hey." "You're back." "All right." "We got a extra costume right over there for you." "I'm not here to do whatever this is." "What is this?" "What is this?" "Come on, man, this is the future of basketball, OK?" "This is entertainment." "You'll get it." "You'll catch on." "Look, Jackie." "Now, don't get mad, but some of us got together... and we aksed old Monix if he'd teach us a little bit." "Wait, what do you mean, teach us?" "I teach you guys things." "Like expert choreography and stuff." "No." "We wanna give Monix a chance to coach, Coach." "What's goin' on here?" "What is this?" "Clarence?" "This is a mutiny." "You guys all in on this?" "You motherfuckin' cocksuckers." "All of you." "I have dedicated my life to this team, OK?" "I have given you guys my soul!" "I mean, who bought you those boots last Halloween?" "That would be you, Coach." "You bought us those boots." "I bought 'em!" "I really liked them boots." "They were nice." "They're really nice boots." "Yeah, we love ya." "But Monix just knows the X's and O's, baby." "That's all." "Come on, come on, don't turn your back on us." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "Listen." "How about this, I'll be the offensive and defensive coordinator... and you can still be head coach." "And you're the best promoter." "We gonna need fans, right?" "Do you guys really think I'm a good promoter?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." " You know you are, man." " I'm probably the best in the league." " Yeah, that's what they say." " Top three." " Yup." " Right up there." " Yeah." "OK." "If we play unselfish, fundamental basketball, we can make a run at this." "By unselfish, I mean we sprint up the court on every fast break... not because we might get a dunk and get your dick sucked after the game... but because sprinting might pull the defense out of position..." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "So what's goin' on with the blow jobs again?" "Yeah, 'cause I vote we keep them blow jobs, Jack." " Yeah." "All in favor?" " Come on, let the man talk." "Thank you, Clarence." "Now, till we start playing like a real team... we're gonna practice without the ball." "That's a waste." "OK, let's run the offense!" " Without a ball?" " Yeah, without the ball, Clarence." "Let's go, everybody get in position." " Patch that ball up, Scootsie." " Come on!" "Hustle!" "OK, Clarence, flash through the lane." " Hustle, Clarence!" " Come on, come on." "Ball, ball, ball!" "We been runnin' the same play all day." "Yeah, can we maybe try play number two?" "No!" "I want you to be brain-dead, gentlemen!" "'Cause someday you're gonna be too tired or too nervous to think." "And when you are, this is the play that I'm gonna call." "We need to be able to run this play in our sleep." "I'm a rover, Coach." "I'm just gonna go rover." "No, don't just go roving'." "Run the play, Jackie Moon." "I'm creatin' a diversion, though..." " by runnin' in circles over here." " Don't lose your mind, Jackie Moon." "We are runnin' this until we puke." " Well, basically, we have." " Yeah, I'm pretty beat, Coach." ""Until we puke" is not a figure of speech." "We are literally going to puke." "What does he mean by "literally"?" "I wish you were still a washing machine!" "Get up and run, Coach!" "You're gonna puke like everybody else!" "I can't puke, Monix!" "I've never puked in my life, ever!" "You're lying to me." "I've been sick before, I've just never puked." "Swear on my mother's grave." "What about when you were a baby?" "Babies throw up all the time." "My mom said I never did it." "I swear." "She said I was fascinating." "In fact, the local PBS wanted to do a documentary on me." "Have you ever been punched in the jejunum?" "No, what's a jejunum?" "It's part of the small intestine." "I don't think so." "I mean, I've been punched in the armpit before, and in the wrist twice." "Coccyx, and in the back of the knee." "Both eyes, and I've been punched right in my tracheal..." "Let that out." "Go ahead, Jackie." "Just let it go." "Hey, hey, hey." "Get ahold of yourself, Jackie!" "Let go!" "Hold it in, Jackie!" "Hold it in!" "Get off me, God damn it!" "Jackie!" "We are seeing a very different Tropics basketball team than we're used to... aren't we, Lou?" "Playing with a lot of energy and a lot of confidence." "They're movin' the ball well." "It looks like they're gonna win this game." "The only question is, by how much?" "Jangel has the ball now." "My gosh, a loose ball on the court and Clarence dives for it?" "Timeout!" "That's something we have not seen before." "And a timeout is called." "Timeout, white!" " Hey." "Good playin' out there, Jackie." " Thanks." " Way to go, man." " Yeah." "The crowd is really excited tonight." "They know what's at stake, Dick." "Yup, gettin' their home team into the NBA." "No, I'm talking about free corn dogs." "That's right." "It's free corn dog night." "Fellas, it's lookin' great." "We're 30 seconds away from takin' this thing." "Yeah, he's right." "Let's try to win, but not win by too much." "Wait, we don't want to win by too much?" "What the hell are you talkin' about?" " Corn dogs." " What?" "See, if we score 125 points... that mean we gotta give everybody in here a free corn dog, all right?" "Yeah, sorry, Monix." "We don't even got corn dogs." "Corn..." "I don't care, we're takin' it to 'em, all right?" "Hey, we're up by seven, OK?" "Can't we just take it easy?" "Run the clock out?" "We're talkin' a lot of corn dogs!" "I don't give a shit about the corn dogs, all right?" "We play hard every second." "We run the offense." "Everybody got that?" " Right on." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "You got that, Jackie?" " OK, bring us together, man." " One, two, three." "Let's get Tropical!" "OK, it looks like we are going to return to the game." "Monix..." " Hey, Monix." "...has the ball." "You wanna just throw it to me?" "I can get it to Clarence." "That might be easier." "Jackie, move!" "Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball!" "Ball!" " Nice, Monix!" " Monix inbounds to Clarence." "OK." "Come on, Clarence, take your time." "Come on, Nets, play some defense." "You wanna go for the double team?" "Might be a good time." "Double team, double team." "I won't do anything if I get the ball, I promise." "He'll go with his right." "He loves his right one." "He likes the right hand." " What are you doin'?" " Clarence drives." "Dishes off to Scootsie." "But look at this, Jackie Moon blocks his own teammate's shot!" "A loose ball on the court, Vakidis gets it." "No!" "God damn it, Vakidis!" "Learn fuckin' English!" "Corn dogs, Jackie!" "Corn dogs for all these people." "The Tropics win, and this crowd is going crazy." "Crazy for corn dogs." "And Jackie Moon gives us a victory lap right out the door!" "# Get up and dance to the music!" "#" "Now, Scootsie, rotate up top." "Vakidis, flash to the high post." "No, to the high post, Vakidis." "Help him." "Good." " At guard..." " # Dance to the music # ...formerly known as Clarence Withers..." " and "Downtown Funky Stuff" Malone..." " # Dance to the music # ...and Sugar Dunkerton." " # Dance to the music #" " He's tryin' out his new name tonight." "Put your hands together for..." " # Dance to the music # ...Coffee Black." "Coffee Black!" "# Dance to the music #" "# You might like to hear the horns blowing' #" "# Cynthia on the throne, yeah!" "#" "Now let's do it again." "Jab." "Swing, back." "Good." "That's it." "# Dance to the music #" "# Dance to the music #" "# Dance to the music #" "Here they come, the Flint Tropics Ball Girls cheerleading squad, keeping the crowd energized through the timeout." "They've just got such big..." " What?" " Hearts." " Yes." " Big, bouncy, jiggly hearts." "Well, hearts don't really bounce... so now I think you're talking about something else, Lou." " # Say it!" "Get up!" "#" " Yeah!" "Downtown brings the ball up forward and passes to Monix at the top of the key." "Behind his back to Doubleday." "Scootsie goes for the three-pointer... and it is good!" "Are you actually having' fun out here, Monix?" "Hey, don't tell anybody." "# Dance to the music #" "# Dance to the music #" "# Yeah, yeah, yeah #" "# Dance to the music #" "Well, if it isn't the toast of Flint, Michigan." "Shouldn't you be out signing autographs somewhere or somethin'?" " Will you marry me?" " Shut up." "I'm crazy about you." "You know that." "Do I?" "You came to one of our games." "Don't think I didn't see you hiding in the upper deck." " So?" " So let's do this, Lynn." "You and me." "You know, like back in the day." "You know?" "I mean not then, because I was an asshole." "Better, right?" "For real this time." "I need you." "Yo, Monix!" "What's up, man?" "Hey, check out the jersey." "I'm you!" "Yeah." " Hey, Kyle?" " Yeah." "Can you do me a big favor?" "Can you go get me a tube of Bengay?" "Are you kidding me?" "I'd be honored, man." "I'll leave right now." "What do you think you're doing?" " Hey, Kyle?" " Yeah!" "Listen, don't..." "Kyle?" " Yeah!" " Don't go to the pharmacy." "I need one of those big tubes like you get at Luger's out on Route 59." "I'm already gone, big man!" "Hey, Lynn." "Forgot my stupid wallet." "That's it." "Yes." "# Baby, keep on #" "# Come on, baby, keep on doin' it #" "# Right on #" "# Right on doin' it #" "# You got it together #" "# Baby, keep on #" "# Oh, you got it together, baby #" "# Right on #" "# Keep on doin' it #" "# And I'll give you, baby, all that I get #" " Kyle." " # Keep on #" " Fuck!" " Monix!" "You old dog." " What the hell are you doin'?" " Nothin', man." "I'm just sittin' here watching..." "and stuff." "I'm outta here." "Come on, man, don't be like that." "It's all cool." "No, man." "No, believe me, it's not cool." "I'll call you." "OK." "He was talkin' to me." "Yes, ladies and gentlemen..." "Jackie Moon has outdone himself with this promotion... as he prepares to jump over 47 feet of Ball Girls." " # Rollercoaster # - # Say, what?" "#" "The fact that Jackie's never been on roller skates before... appears to have done nothing to diminish his confidence." " # Rollercoaster #" " All right, folks." "Here comes..." " # Rollercoaster # ...Jackie!" "Here he comes down the ramp." " He is airborne!" " Shit!" " No!" " Lord!" " Jackie's up!" " # Rollercoaster!" "#" " Great job!" " # Rollercoaster!" "#" "And everyone survives!" "That was exciting!" " # Of love #" " That's an adrenaline rush." "# Rollercoaster #" "Next time I'm gonna jump even more girls." " What?" " The Commissioner just called again." " Commish?" " He's drivin' up here on Monday." " He's comin' to Flint?" " Yes, he's comin' to Flint." "Shit." "Crap." " You all right?" " Yeah." "You know, Jackie, we need 2,000 fans in those stands." "We can't fake it this time." "We gotta do somethin'." "Look, it's no problem." "I'll take care of it." "Yeah?" "We've tried everything." "Look, I said I'll handle it, OK?" " I'll think of somethin'." " All right." "Back in 30 seconds." " How's your wife doin'?" " She's doing just super." " She's gorgeous." "Yeah." " Really..." " Thank you, I think." "I mean..." " I'd be hands off." " I'll try." " OK." " No guarantees." "Really?" "I'd like a guarantee." "Are we back, Chuck?" "We're back." "OK." "Welcome back to Tropics Weekly." "I'm joined by owner/player/coach Jackie Moon." "Jackie, it is always an honor when you can drop by." "Always enjoy our time together, Dick Pepper." "Dick Pepperfield, actually." "Now, Jackie... amazingly, you're two wins away from getting your team to the NBA." "How do you intend to match up to the Squires' strong inside game?" "It's a great question." "Tomorrow, after the game, I, Jackie Moon, will wrestle a bear." "Well, that's something... but defensively, as a team, how do you..." "That's tomorrow night, one night only... watch Dewie the Wrestling Bear attack me... and he's killed people in public before." "Well, OK, that is some entertainment... and you are known for your creative promotions, Jackie, but..." "You're not gonna want to miss this, folks... and if you're a small child, you creep into your mama's bedroom at night... and you lift about 40 bucks..." " outta your mom's purse..." " No, no, no." "...and you walk down to Flint Fairgrounds Coliseum, eight o'clock!" "There ya have it." "Jackie Moon, thanks so much for joining us." "Dewie's insane!" "He could rip my head off!" "I'm Dick Pepperfield, reminding you there will be another night." "Good night, Flint." "Jackie, are you really gonna wrestle a bear?" " Dick, you're the best." " And we're clear." " Let's go get some pussy." " Gosh, I don't know." " Really?" " Yeah." " I shouldn't." "You know, I shouldn't." " But you want to." "Yes, I said I cannot say no to you." "We are gonna get some pussy, aren't we?" "It's gonna be fun." "Come on!" "I'm scared, Clarence." "It's a baby bear." "It's trained and everything." "I don't care." "I'm terrified of those things." "I'm freakin' out." "Come on, get it together." "I'm startin' to feel really dizzy." "Break his neck!" "Come on!" " Wanna call it off?" " No!" "No." "OK." "I gotta give these people a show." " Are you guys ready?" " Uh-huh." " You have to give me your safe word." " No, I don't need a safe word." "OK, I'll tell you what, if you feel like you're in danger, just say... spumoni." "No, I don't need spumoni, OK?" "Let's get this show on the road." "Bobby Dee." " Let's go!" " Go..." "Go..." "Go ahead, man." "What are you afraid of?" "Hey." "We're both wearing red." " Sorry, I'm not ignoring you." "I'm just..." " That's stupid, Jackie!" "...trying to deal with him right now." "How long you been working with the bear?" "Just like a day or so." "What?" "But I've been working with cats for like 12 years." "So I'm very familiar with animals." "Great." " C'mon!" " Hey, Dewie." "Fuck that shit!" "I'm outta here." "Spumoni." "No, nope." "No, no." "You can't quit now." "We just started." "We got to give these people a show, man." " Yeah, you're right." " That guy's a pussy!" "Test him out." "I'm just gonna be right over here." " Do something!" " Come on, Dewie." "You're just nothin' but a dumb bear." "Smack, smack." "Yep." "Crazy fists." "I'm comin' with crazy fists." "Yeah." "This is fine, he's not doing anything." "Flint, can you dig it?" "Jackie Moon Flint..." "Shit!" "Dewie!" "Spumoni!" "One round." "No spumoni!" "Fuck you, Clarence!" "Spumoni!" "Dewie, no!" "Bobby Dee, help!" "Shit!" "Spumoni!" "Watch my hair!" "Watch my hair!" "The only thing I care about is my hair!" "Watch it!" "Dewie!" "My hair!" "Spumoni!" "Spumoni!" "How many times do I gotta say spumoni?" " Somebody's got to do something." " I wouldn't go in there if I were you." "Don't worry, Jackie!" "I'm coming, Jackie." "I'm comin', Jackie." "Turn on the lights!" "Turn on the lights!" "Good." "Nobody move." "Nobody move." "Where are you, precious?" "Dewie?" "Everyone just remain seated." "I think he left." "Dewie?" "Everybody panic!" "My God, there's a bear loose in the Coliseum!" "There will be no refunds!" "Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life!" "If you have a small child, use it as a shield!" "They love the tender meat." "Cover your sodas, Dewie loves sugar." " Hey, Jackie." " Hey, Commish." "What do ya think?" "Packed house, right?" "I need to speak with you and the rest of the team, Jackie." "OK." "Locker room?" "All right." "This whole merger thing has been really complicated." "It's taken a lot of my time out of my life, away from my family." "Look, even if you beat the Spurs on Saturday... the Tropics won't be going to the NBA next year." "Come on, man." "What the hell are you talkin' about?" "The expansion committee had an emergency meeting in Manhattan... and they decided that Flint just isn't a big enough media market." "Well, tough shit!" "We done made it this far." "And rules is rules." "Guys, it's over." "There's nothing I can do." "Jackie, I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong." "I never thought you'd pull it off." "But you did." "Good luck." "Right." "Jackie, this is the type of deal you can work around, ain't it?" "Yeah, you Jackie Moon." "I mean, you can just make a phone call, right?" "Sorry, guys." "I let you down." "I'm nothin' but a big phony." "Man, don't talk like that." "You ain't no phony." "Yes, I am." "You know my song Love Me Sexy?" "Of course, yeah." "Yeah, everybody loves that song, man." "It was number one in the country." "I stole it." "No." "It's true." "My mom wrote it on a napkin three weeks before she died, and I stole it." "That song bought me this franchise and everything I have in the world... but it's all fake." "Well, look, you can write another song." "I know it's in your bones." "Right?" "Don't be crazy." "I can't write a song as brilliant as Love Me Sexy." "You're right." "I just wish I could puke this all away." "Monix, can you punch me in the jejunum?" "Monix?" "# Qué será, será #" "In a new merger-policy shift... it seems the Tropics will not be playing for an NBA berth after all." "Saturday's matchup against the first-place Spurs... will be the Tropics' final basketball game." "And in an act of great sacrifice..." "Jackie Moon has helped Tropics' superstar, Coffee Black... realize his NBA dreams... by trading him to the Spurs." "Clarence baby, you made it!" "You made it, Clarence, you made it!" "Yes." "# Qué será #" "# Qué será #" "# Girl #" "# Qué será #" "For Lou Redwood, I'm Dick Pepperfield reminding you there will be another..." "No, actually we're down to our last night." "Shit." "Sup, chief?" "Hey." "What are you doing here?" "If you ain't heard, I got traded." "Yeah." "Coffee Black heading' to the NBA." "Big time." "Yeah, I just wanted to let you know, man, this year, you coaching us... the way you did it, you really made us feel..." "No, no, no, no." "Don't." "OK." "Let me ask you somethin', Monix." "Yup." "You already played for the NBA." "Your knee is gone... you couldn't give a damn about the merger, you were gonna retire anyway." "What's the question?" "What you playin' for?" "I just wanna sit here and have a beer in peace." "Yeah?" "All right." "I just thought you'd wanna hear that." "Have a good one." "# Baby, are you ready to lick me sexy?" "#" "Jackie, where you at?" "# I'm a big faker and I stole this song-ly sexy #" "# I wanna kill myself-y sexy #" "# I'm gonna get an extension cord and hang myself sexy #" "Buddy." "What are you doin'?" "Right now I'm urinating on myself." "Listen, Jackie, I never thanked you." " For what?" " For helping' me find basketball again." "Now what is it..." "Don't eat that." " What is that?" " Pancake." " Has that been there?" " It's been here a while." "Listen, Jackie, I think you should call a team meeting." "Why?" "'Cause you're still the leader of the Tropics." "Can you do that?" "OK." "You're a good man." "Should we..." "I hate to see this go to waste." "This little bit." "It won't go to waste." "Save that for the next guy." "If I could have everyone's attention, please." "Well..." "I just wanted to take one last time to say thank you to all of you... for all your hard work as part of the Flint Tropics." "My teammates, it was an honor to be on the court with you." "You guys are the best." "Even you, Vakidis." "Goddamn dumb son of a bitch." "You don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?" "To the Tropic Ball Girls..." "I always thought I was gonna sleep with a couple of you... but that didn't happen." "That'll teach me to procrastinate." "Bobby Dee, you're like a son I never had." "The son who's exactly the same age as me." "Well, kinda..." "You're like a half-son, half-friend." "Friend." "A son-friend." "No, don't talk." "You'll just make it worse." "I don't want to cry and wet my pants." "I'm not makin' a whole lot of sense right now." " Jackie?" " Yeah?" " Can I say a couple words?" " Please." "Thanks." "So we all know that Clarence got traded... and we all know this game doesn't really matter anymore, right?" "I've been thinking..." "We made it our mission to win fourth place." "You know, fourth place is still out there waiting for us to take it." "And we're this close." "Now I tried to pretend that it didn't matter if we won fourth or not." "The truth is..." "I never wanted anything more in my whole fucked-up life." "This game does matter." "It matters... because this is the last real game of basketball any of us is ever gonna play." "Ever." "Saturday night, I say we leave it all out there on the floor... because there is nothing else for us to save it for." "Clarence or no Clarence, NBA or no NBA... this is for us." "Yeah." "Let's do this." "Jackie Moon, I believe you have one more game to promote." " That's right." " Damn right." " Gentlemen?" " Let's bring it in." " Ladies?" " C'mon." " Yeah." " Let's go, Tropics." " Let me hear you say, "Fourth place!"" " Fourth place!" " Fourth place!" " Fourth place!" " Fourth place!" " Fourth place!" " Fourth place!" " Fourth place!" "Look, the Spurs may be the number-one team in the league... but come Saturday night they're gonna have to prove it." "Turtleneck." "Mr. Moon, since this game doesn't actually count... what exactly is your motivation?" "On Saturday, we're gonna be playing for the Flint, Michigan Megabowl." "White pants." "Yeah, I don't know if I understand what you mean by Megabowl?" "It's a Megabowl." "What's not to understand?" "This is history in the making." "You're gonna wanna tell your grandkids and their grandkids and their grandkids." "And when they look back in the annals of history... they're gonna be talkin' about three things... discovery of fire, invention of the submarine... and the Flint, Michigan Megabowl." "Right, but still the game doesn't count." "The trophy's 12 feet high." "And it is glorious." "I've seen it." "Yeah, and when we win the game... that big gun's gonna shoot off." "The cannon doesn't actually fire." "It's a relic." "We're gonna win the Megabowl." "Saturday!" "Eight o'clock!" "Flint, Michigan Megabowl!" "Flint, Michigan Megabowl!" "Flint, Michigan Megabowl!" "Fourth place!" "Fourth place!" "The Tropics seem to have captured every heart in this town of underdogs." "People have poured in from around the state... to root for this first Megabowl championship." " Fourth place!" "Fourth place!" " It's a wonderful night for Flint... and a wonderful night for the Flint Fairgrounds Coliseum." "Now, Flint will be playing without Coffee Black, their top scorer... as the Spurs have traded for several new players from around the ABA." "I was excited to be here till I saw your face, Coffee." "Why's it so quiet in here?" "Somebody say somethin'!" "Monix, what time is it?" "It's time." "It is a sold-out crowd here at the Flint Fairgrounds Coliseum... as the Tropics walk onto the court." "I tell you what, Dick, this makes a lot of sense... this heroes' welcome for this Flint Tropics team." "This is extraordinary." "Jackie Moon is Flint's favorite son... and he has done more for this city... than any human being who's ever lived on this planet." "With the possible exception of Henry Ford..." "Jackie Moon has done a lot for this city, you're right about that." "Good tip to the Spurs." "Behind the back." "And wow!" "A little "How do you do?" from Markie." "That's a pretty impressive start for the Spurs." "Running roughshod over the Tropics." "Vakidis passes to Doubleday." "Rejected." "Scootsie passes to Jackie." "Out to Twiggy, and..." "Stolen by Rebenkoff." "He pulls up for a dagger... and ouch, three points." "Yeah!" "Yeah, I don't feel good about this." "I may not have brought enough Scotch." "Shit!" "It's hard to say where the Tropics are falling down worse tonight... on defense or on offense." "And with Coffee Black on the Spurs bench, the Tropics look lost." "You're goin' in, Coffee Black." "Coach, I've got back spasms." "I can't do it." "Lutz, you're in." "Jackie!" "C'mon." "Jackie, Jackie!" "Moon to Ellis." "Ellis to Munson." "Munson to Monix." "Three points!" "Monix responds!" "But it will take more than one fancy three to defeat these mighty Spurs." "This is easily the worst half of basketball the Tropics have played... since Monix took over as coach." " Yeah, it's a shit-fuckin'-sandwich, Dick." " Let's watch the F-bomb, Lou." "With time expiring in the first half..." "Monix splits the screen with a pass to Moon." "He goes up strong..." "Gets taken out by Petrelli." "I don't think I've ever seen anyone get taken out quite that hard before." " This looks serious." " Damn." "Monix, you gotta hit him in the nuts!" "Father Pat breaking up what could have been total pandemonium." "Come on." "Jackie?" "Jackie." " Come on, back to the bench." " Jackie?" "He's got a pulse." "Let's get the stretcher." " We don't have a stretcher." " Jackie sold it." " All right, well, let's get him up." " Yeah, come on." "Let's get him in the locker room, guys." "Hurry." "Come on, come on." "Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine... as they carry him off the court." "Come on, Jackie." "Yeah!" "Where the hell do you think you're goin'?" " Coffee!" "You walk away from this team, you will never play in the NBA." "That's my son!" "That's my son!" " Go, Clarence!" "Go, Clarence!" " You hear me, Coffee?" "Look at this." "Coffee Black is walking over to the Tropics." "This crowd is going crazy!" "Come on, Jackie, wake up." "Jackie, come on, it's me, it's Bobby Dee." "Wake up." "Come on, open 'em up." " Hey, you got any smelling salt?" " I think we do." " Get up." " Jackie." " Come on, Jackie." " Snap out of it." "Hey." "Come on, baby." "Jackie." "Mom." " I miss you, Mama." " I miss you too, honey." " Come on, little fella." "Jackie." " Jackie." "Clarence, what are you doin' here?" "What it look like?" "I'm wit' y'all." "He a'ight?" "Are you outta your mind?" "You wanna lose your NBA contract?" "I don't care nothin' about that, man." "This is our season and we gonna finish it." "So you're gonna blow the deal for this?" " Fourth place, right?" " Right." " Let's get Tropical." " Right on." "Come on, buddy." "Come around." "Now, I want you to go forward... and tell the others what I have told you here today." "Do you understand me, son?" "Yes, Mama." "You're so kind." "I'm sorry I stole your song." "I forgave you for that a long time ago." "Jackie, it's time you forgave yourself." "I don't wanna leave this place." "It's so fluffy." "Now hurry up, and don't forget what I said." "OK." "Bye!" "Bye, Mama." "Bye." "Bye." "Hey..." "I threw up, Mom." "I know you did, sweetie." "I threw up all by myself." " That's workin'." " Here we go." "Come on, Jackie." "A little eye flutter." "Hello, fella!" " Hey there!" " Mornin', sunshine." "We missed ya." "This just in." "It sounds like Jackie Moon is up and around the Tropics locker room." "Then fake the pass and go straight to the basket." "Twiggy, how hard is it?" "He keeps throwing' elbows." "What do you want me to do?" "I want you to stand up to him, ya pussy." "Monix, wait." "I gotta tell these guys somethin'." "I had a dream." "I had a dream I was in heaven." "And my mother spoke to me." "She was wearing this flowing white gown... and she showed me a brand-new way to score a basket." "She called it the alley oop." "She spoke to me and she said, "With this gift, you will win fourth place."" "We are back in action here at the Megabowl." "Coffee Black is playing for the Tropics." "Jackie makes the start here." "In fact, it looks like he's running the offense." "What was that?" "I'm sorry, I don't know what just happened." "A very unusual series of moves just made the ball go in." "Damn." "Yeah, I don't know why, Dick, but I just got an erection." "Foul." "No, two fouls." "Foul?" "!" "I didn't touch anybody." "Look, Jackie, people can't just go flyin' in the air like that." "Please." "My mom wouldn't cheat in my dreams." " What?" " She's an angel!" "Heaven wants us to win this game!" " I'll burn your house down!" " Hold it, hold it, hold it." "It can't be a foul without touching' another player." "And it can't be traveling without first establishing a pivot foot." " That's right." " It's two points, Father Pat." "It is two points." " All right, I'm gonna allow it." " That's the gospel." "Two points, Flint." "Are you outta your mind?" " He was floating." "Is this ghost ball?" " It's legal, Coach." " It's legal, Coach." " What the hell is that?" "Yeah!" "It worked, Jackie!" "Thanks, Mama!" "Things are getting interesting here in the second half." "It's the Spurs' ball as Rebenkoff makes a shot." "Misses it." "Rebound Tropics." "There it is again." "Clarence leaping and forcing the ball in a downward direction through the net... off of a high arching pass." " It's a great play." " It sure is." "Hold on." "I'm just being told that this is called an alley oop!" "Yes, that is easier to say." "Twig!" "Monix passes to Jackie." "Jackie lobs to Clarence." "And then, yes!" "Another alley oop." "The Spurs don't know what's hit 'em." "I love the alley oop." "Yes!" "Yeah!" "# I wanna take you higher #" "# I wanna take you higher #" "Here comes the alley." "And there goes the oop!" "Timeout, white." "In all my years of radio, I've never seen anything like this." "The Tropics have fought their way back from a huge deficit... and now with 12 seconds left in the history of this franchise... they are down by two, and, man, you can feel the tension." "OK, guys, listen up." "They've made adjustments." "We can't keep runnin' the alley oop." "They're keying on Clarence." "So we're not gonna run the alley oop." " What the hell we gonna run, then?" " The puke." "The puke?" "Don't tell me you've forgotten it." "I seared it into your brains." " This will work, OK?" "The puke." " Right on." "I was gonna say exactly the same thing." "Good call. "Let's get Tropical" on three." "One, two, three." "Let's get Tropical!" "We're down to the last play." "Monix inbounds to Jackie." "Jackie passes right back to Monix." "Monix back to Jackie." "The Tropics have gotta make a move here, Dick." "Yeah, they need to find a way to the hole and fast." "Monix finds Bee Bee." "Back door to Jackie." "He goes up strong..." " Fouled hard by Petrelli!" " Eat shit, Petrelli!" "Don't you know how to play basketball?" "Father Pat struggles to keep order... between these two tough, competitive teams." "All right." "Black." "Four-two." "With the body." "Two shots." " Come on, Jackie!" " Jackie will shoot two free throws here." "His team down by two, with two seconds left on the clock." "All right, gentlemen." "Relax on the first one, we got two here." "Come on, Jackie." "Don't worry, guys." "I got these." "I'm very good at free throws." "Seriously, free throws are probably the best facet of my game." "What the hell are you doin', Jackie?" "What, you never see me shoot free throws before?" "He's shootin' granny style." "Let 'im do his thing." "Always has." "Shit." "Here we go." "Jackie Moon holding the fate of Flint in his fingertips." " He kisses the ball for good luck." " Sweet sugar." "It's good!" " Yes!" " Never doubted you, Jackie." "Come on." "The Tropics need one more to stay alive." "Watch the lines." "Move on the release." "One more, Jackie." "Flint wins the Megabowl!" "Flint wins the Megabowl!" "Flint wins the Megabowl!" " Fourth place!" "Fourth place!" " # Just move on up #" "Go Tropics!" "Go Tropics!" "Go Tropics!" "# And keep on wishin' #" "# Remember your dreams are your only schemes #" "# So keep on pushin' #" "Who's number four?" "Who's number four?" " Yeah, Scoots!" " God." "We really did it." "Just a moment." "Just a moment, please." "Don't..." " What are you doin'?" " # Just move on up #" " Fourth place!" "Fourth place!" " # And peace you will find #" "Fourth place!" "Fourth place!" " # Into the steeple of beautiful people #" " Fourth place!" "Fourth place!" "# Where there's only one kind #" "Yeah!" " Hey, Coffee." " What?" "I've changed my mind." "I think we could use that alley oop of yours in the NBA." "Thanks, Coach!" "Mama!" "The NBA!" " Hey!" " Yeah, baby!" " Way to go!" " Thank you." "# Move on up #" "# And keep on wishin' #" " Yes!" " Yeah!" " We did it!" "Yeah!" " Yeah!" " Jackie!" " Hey!" " Congratulations on the Megabowl!" " Thank you." " Whatever that is." " It's very exciting!" " Yeah." " You're a hell of a promoter!" "Yeah." "Listen, I'm gonna be working with the Commissioner of the NBA... and I want you to join me." "Me in the NBA?" "!" "Really?" "My God, thank you." "Can I bring my son-friend with me?" " Jackie, you don't have to do that." " Yes, I do." "Mark my words, as long as I'm alive, you'll both..." "Everybody panic!" "It's just like the Titanic, but it's full of bears!" "# Yeah #" "# Hey #" "# When you wish upon a star #" "# Your dream will take you very far, yeah #" ""Dear Dukes." "I'm sorry it took so long, but in this bag is 10,000 dollars, cash."" "No way." "Really?" "Actually, it's only 2,300." "I'll be payin' you the rest right after they finish my merger buyout." "Let's get Tropical." "Jackie R. Moon." "# In the sky so very dear #" "Bitchin'." "Bitchin'." " # You're a shinin' star #" " Let's get Tropical!" "# No matter who you are #" "# Shinin' bright to see #" "# What you can truly be What you can truly be #" "# Shining star come into view #" "# Shine its watchful light on you, yeah #" "# Gives you strength to carry on, yeah #" "# Yeah, make your body big and strong #" "# You're a shining star no matter who you are #" "# Shining bright to see what you can truly be #" "# You're a shining star no matter who you are #" "# Shining bright to see what you can truly be #" "# Shining star for you to see what your life can truly be #" "# Shining star for you to see what your life can truly be #" "# Shining star for you to see what your life can truly be #" "# Come on, girl #" "# Yeah #" " # It's me, Jackie Moon # - # Love me sexy #" "# Don't gimme that look #" "# That's right, let's get sweaty #" "# Let's get real sweaty #" "# I'm talkin' rainforest sweaty #" " # I'm talkin' swamp sweaty # - # Love me sexy #" "# Let's fill the bathtub full-a sweat #" "# All right #" "# Baby, who wants to love me sexy?" "#" "# Love me sexy #" "# Baby, are you ready to lick me sexy?" "#" "# Lick me sexy #" "# Take off your shoes and suck me sexy #" "# Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck me sexy #" "# Baby, we're naked and we're humping' sexy #" "# Humpin' sexy #" "# I wanna do a little thing wit' you I wanna do a little thing wit' you #" "# When I say "love me" you say "sexy" #" " # Love me # - # Sexy #" " # Sexy # - # Love me sexy #" " # Back it on up and showin' you # - # I wanna do #" "# That lovin' me sexy is the thing to do #" "# Oh, yeah #" " # Your body says love me # - # Love me #" " # Your mind says sexy # - # Sexy #" "# Love me sexy #" "# Baby, who wants to love me sexy?" "#" "# Love me sexy #" "# Baby, are you ready to lick me sexy?" "#" "# Lick me sexy #" "# Take off your shoes and suck me sexy #" "# Take off your shoes and suck, suck me sexy #" "# Baby, we're naked and we're humping' sexy #" "# Humpin' sexy #" "# Freak of the week #" "# Are you in the mood #" "# To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon?" "#" "# When I say "love me" you say "sexy" #" "# Yeah #" " # Love me # - # Sexy #" " # Sexy # - # Sexy #" "# Our Zodiac signs are compatible #" "# Clockin' that ass from across the room #" " # Your body says love me # - # Love me #" " # Your mind says sexy # - # Sexy #" "# Love me sexy #" "# Baby, who wants to love me sexy?" "#" "# Love me sexy #" "# Baby, are you ready to lick me sexy?" "#" "# Lick me sexy #" "# Take off your shoes and suck me sexy #" "# Take off your shoes and suck, suck me sexy #" "# Baby, we're naked and we're humping' sexy #" "# Humpin' sexy #" "# That's right, girl #" " # Let me whisper in your ear # - # Love me sexy #" "# Baby, wake up #" "# We're naked and we're humping' sexy #" "For the last 15 minutes, baby." "That's what's been happenin'." " # Love me sexy # - # Yeah #" "# Too late now, it's on #" "# Baby, who wants to love me sexy?" "#" "# Love me sexy #" "# Baby, are you ready to lick me sexy?" "#" "# Lick me sexy #" "# Take off your shoes and suck me sexy #" "# Suck, suck, suck, suck me sexy #" "# Baby, we're naked and we're humping' sexy #" "# Who wants to love me sexy?" "#" "# Is it you?" "Is it you?" "#" " # Love me sexy # - # Are you ready to lick me sexy?" "#" "# Is it you?" "Is it you?" "#" " # Take off your shoes # - # Lick me sexy #" "# And suck me sexy #" "# Is it you?" "Or is it you?" "#" "# Baby, we're naked and we're humping' sexy #" "Where are you, precious?" "Dewie?"