" Captain?" " Yes!" "There's been a shooting, 39 via Siacci." "Any people killed?" "One dead, it seems." "A neighbour blocked the three gangsters but they managed to take some hostages." "Okay, let's go." "Bulletproof vest, snipers." "Call police headquarters." "Police." "Thanks for your help, we appreciate it." "You can go now, we'll take over." "Danilo, be careful." "Hey, do you hear me?" "One moment, here he is." " So?" " We decided." "You have 20 minutes." "Give us a car or something bad is gonna happen." "You'll have one in 20 minutes." "Don't panic." " Stay calm !" " Listen, man !" "Cut the crap or we'll kill them !" "And no bullshit!" "Do you want some?" "Go fuck yourself, retard !" "What did they say?" "They'll let us go, We'll leave this shitty country." "I want to go to Africa !" "Shut the fuck up." "What a pain in the ass!" "Stay here, Danilo." "I'm gonna see Ghini." "Alright." " Mister the prefect." " Hello." "What do they want?" "A car, in 20 minutes." "Only 20 minutes?" "And they might be on drugs." "We'll give them one." "Where is he, Ghini?" " Up there." " Tell him to come down." "Evacuate." "Everybody is leaving." "What are they waiting for?" "I can't stand it any longer!" "I'll shoot them in 5 minutes!" "Have a smoke, it'll make you feel good." " Captain?" " Yes?" " The prefect is here." " I'm busy." "Come." "Do you want some jam?" "It's very tasty." "What do you have in the head, bitch?" "What does he want to do, Ghini?" "Hey, do you hear me?" "Listen to me carefully." "It's the prefect." "We agree." "Wait a little longer and you'll get what you want." "Better be!" " We need one hour." " Are you crazy?" "15 minutes, not one more!" "Are they loosening their grip?" "Yeah, don't worry." "I talked to the prefect." "He got it." "I gave him 15 minutes." " Understood?" " Yes, we'll move in 2 minutes." "Alright, go ahead." "We move in 2 minutes." "Kill the hostages!" "Don't move!" "Hang on, madam, it's over." "Calm down." "Come on, move!" "Danilo, call an ambulance." "Do you want some jam?" "Thanks but I'm on a diet." " It went fine but it was a crazy..." " Move." "Where's the retard?" "Look in the mirror." "DESTRUCTION FORCE" "Captain Ghini !" "Ghini here." "Murder Viale Adriatico, 3 dead including captain Taddei ." "I'm going there." "Over." "My name is Cippiotti Igor, I saw everything." "Two of them ran away, one has brown hair and looks strong." "Are you sure?" "If I tell you..." "People know me here, I don't talk rubbish." "The other witnesses mentioned three bandits." "I live here." "1st floor." "I saw everything." "I was having a coffee." "Then I heard gun shots." "When I looked they were already lying on the ground." "When did the 2nd police car arrive?" "I don't wanna cause them any trouble, but they took long enough." "I went down and saw the other dead guy in the car." "The captain?" "He's the chief of the crime squad." "He had an escort but it was useless." "They shot like lunatics." "You're a reporter." "Can I have some money?" "I don't know." " You're always the first." " Hi." "It's the 6th cop shot this year." "I know." "Reporters know everything but only write what's in their interest." " Let's not talk about it here." " Yes, forget it." " You'll be the new chief of the crime squad?" " Who knows." "I think it can only be you." "Maybe." "Still so nice." "Do you have some change?" " Who are you calling?" " Leave me alone." "Darling, let's eat something?" "A toasted sandwich with ham, a small pizza..." "Me too, I'm hungry." "You see?" "Darling, let's go to this trattoria, it looks traditional." "It's cute, it looks outlandish." "Roman cooking is heavy." "Maybe they have meals from home." "Milanese meals in Rome?" "But the name is so gross." "Darling, Romans are gross but they're nice!" "Did we lock the car?" "Of course!" "Don't forget that we're in Rome." "This place is disgusting !" "I love it." "Hey you, get me a table." "Hey, I'm talking to you !" "Can't you get one yourself?" "Look at this fucking ninny." "You're the motherfucker, asshole." "With your bitch of a wife!" "Let's leave, they're not respecting us." "Yes, honey, let's go." "For fuck's sake, where are you going?" "Dear gentleman, it seems you're not from here, I'll give you an explanation." "In this restaurant, the specialty is to insult everybody to attract customers, for tourism !" "Yes but you went a bit too far." "It was nothing sir." "If I told you what I'm thinking you'd be really pissed off!" "For the marquis, here, next to the bog." " This way, please." " Thanks." "You already ate it all?" "Dessert is coming, with some coffee." "Listen, Monnezza, I come from the city hall." "The papers are ready." "You should wipe your ass with them." "Monnezza Jr, my love!" "Go on, there's work to do." " Dessert, please." " Yes." "Shove it up your ass." "How nice!" "The bill." "Get the fuck out, people are waiting." "Madam ordered a sausage." "Give her yours if you're not a faggot." " "Spaghetti on shit"." " It looks good." "Monnezza !" "Eat!" "What's going on?" "We have to talk." "Come over here." "I need a driver for a job." "Oh yeah?" "Forget it." "Forget it, Gianni." "You guys are trigger happy." " Are you stupid?" " I know everything." "I don't like the way you work." "Don't walk out on us." "I owe a favor to a friend." "He's in high places." "High places..." "I know." "My men don't want any guns." "We like to be clean." "I don't trust you." "He's serious, he doesn't shoot." "In fact, I have someone." " He's a friend I care about." " Don't worry." "No bullshit." "Give him my phone number." " Be careful." " No worries." " No bullshit." "Bye." " Bye." " My little Monnezza Jr, come here." "Tell daddy what happened." "So?" " It's tasty." " No shit." "Give me the towel." "My son has a lot of shit in his nose." "Do you see these people?" "They're rich, clean and bad." "They have jewels, they think they're great, but in the bog, they stink just like us." "Today's special?" "Roman sucking-pig." "How is it prepared?" "On a fire, with some rosemary up the ass." "I'll take the order." "Ghini, I'd like to congratulate you." "You'll be the boss of the crime squad soon." "It's tough, but you're the only one up to the task." "Who is it?" " Taddei's murderer." " Lifelike?" "As much as possible." "It could be Lanza." " Lanza?" " Yes, Antonio Lanza." "42 years old." "History of murder, rape and burglary." "He killed three witnesses." "But he's been exiled to Sardinia." " There's something else." " What?" "We've been told that Belli is in Rome." "Just what we needed." "That's not all." "Tocci too." "He just got out and he's doing it again." "Mister the prefect, if you want me to accept this position," "I'll have to do it my way." "What do you mean?" "You'll see with the results." "All right, fine." "Thanks for the dinner." "You didn't tell me anything during the whole dinner." "You should have asked for an interview." "If I did that you wouldn't even have come." "Don't blame me." " Hi." " Hi, Ghini." "Our jobs suck." "Gimme the money!" "Come on, hurry!" "Give me your watch." "Quick!" "Good." "Your wallet." "Motherfucker!" "What happened?" "He went this way." "He wears a blue jacket." "Call an ambulance." "He took my Rolex." "Take this." "Here's the 3 of diamonds and another card." " Here's my card." " I've got a 4." "I pass." "You had the 2 of diamonds." "I put it down." "You suck." "You forgot your partner." "I can't have them all." "You're sassy." "Remain concentrated." "Give me some time." " Who?" " Me." "A coffee please!" "Ghini here." "Is Marchetti here?" "Yes." " Hey, handsome!" " What?" "You did a 3 digits number." "Inquiries, fire department, or 1 13 for the police." "Guess!" "What do I win?" "This!" "Good enough?" "Go ahead !" "Don't move." "Wanna have a little chat?" "Does it suit you?" "Are you nervous?" " Play." " I don't want to." "Play, I said !" "Don't leave, the best is yet to come." "Each time you'll lose a ball, you'll take a punch !" "And two!" " Be careful." " Or what?" "I'll tear you a new one." "What do you fucking want?" "The guy in the bog, is he your buddy?" "I don't know him, I play alone." "And this guy, do you know him?" "Pick them all up." "Let's go guys." "At last, we can breath." "Coffee is ready, sir." "I can't stand those thugs anymore!" "Are they good customers?" "You're kidding, They order one coffee for ten." "People like them should be sent to hard labour." "And people like you?" "How much did you pay for this watch?" "How much for the life of a man?" "How much?" "Wait, I want to help you." "The guy you're looking for is called Milone, he's a mechanic." "You're a smuggler and a snitch !" "Take him away." "You'll make some coffee in jail." "Any news of this son of a bitch Milone?" "We haven't seen him since two days." "I called at his home." "He's never there." "Well, here he comes!" "Hello." " Did you forget where you're working?" " I was busy." "Someone was looking for you." "Who was it?" "Don't you know?" "So, you like Rolex?" "I'm innocent!" "I swear it on Virgin Mary's head !" "Yes, yes, it's obvious." "You're innocent." "Who says you're not?" "But you're stupid too." "Do you know the Koran?" "If a muslim steals, we cut off his..." "Stop crying." "You're safe." "You're lucky to be a catholic thief." " Hi, Tocci." " Hi." "So, Gianni..." "This time we're on a big hit." "Did I ever disappoint you?" " Don't be upset." " I'm not upset." "This time I want my share of the cake." "Find me a car first." "And more importantly, a driver." "A guy with some balls." "It's ok, Monnezza is taking care of it." "Monnezza?" "He quit." "He has his restaurant." "Are you kidding me or what?" "The fat cow gave him a kid and they own this restaurant." "But he still remains Monnezza." "Nothing is changing without his consent in the neighborhood." " He's still the best." " Bye." "Don't forget." "Belli can relax." "Gianni kicks ass." "Frog, it's Monnezza." "Come tonight." "I have something for you." "I can't, I have an appointment." "Monnezza..." "Wait, Frog." "What do you want?" "Am I looking good for the audition?" " When is the audition?" " Tomorrow." "And you're getting dressed now?" "Stop, go back to work in the kitchen." "Fucking shit!" "No, it's nothing." "It's nothing !" " Is it ok?" " Tonight?" "Yes." "It looks like you're the one doing me a favor even though it's the other way around." "Listen to me." "Wait." "What?" "Should I wear some jewels with it?" "Here's what you're gonna do:" "grab a Parmesan plate and wear it around your neck." "Considering the price it costs, it's like a jewel." "Make yourself a sausage necklace." "That's crazy." "Are you talking to me?" "No, I was talking to Maria." "Bring Agnese if you want." "I'm waiting." "I checked Milone's house, he's not there." "I was sure of it." " But I investigated." " I'm listening." "30 years." "Theft, violence, robbery." "I left two officers there." "Call them back." "There are enough guards now." "I put him in jail." "And I look like an asshole." "Don't worry." "We have two big concerns." "Look at this face and memorize it." "It's Lanza !" "Yes." "He's the one who killed Taddei." " Be careful." " Why?" "He won't wait for you to ask him for his ID." "You have to go easy on him." "Exactly." "He shoots first and asks questions later." "Second concern :" "Belli." "I'll have all the residential flats checked," " the hotels, everything." " We have to speed up things." "I think he's gonna move." "We have to interrogate those who find some hired men for him." "Check with Monnezza." "Good idea." "Cut me some slices." "I found it!" "It's the last one." "We'll get drunk." "At the taxpayer's expense." "He's smart to have a woman like you." "He knows how to handle things." "Look at this flower." "You're kidding?" "You're so great!" "You're lucky..." "Monnezza, we're outta cash." "Don't worry, we'll talk about it." "Agnese, we have good ice creams." "Are we going?" " So?" " Listen to me." "I've got a job for you." "God knows if I need one." "But be careful." " Is it over?" " Maria, what do you want?" "Are you jealous?" "You know what?" "Go fuck yourself!" "All of you, go fuck yourselves, you and your 2 tons of fat!" "Go bug someone else!" "Go get killed !" "I'd like to see who would save you if I get shot, Moby Dick!" "No courtesy at all." "Forget it, she's ruining my life." "Let's talk business." "I don't know these people." "They're not from here." "We have to be careful." " Don't worry." " There's Belli with them." "Get the fuck away if anything goes wrong." "Don't be a hero." "Yeah, I got it." "All right." "Here's his phone number." "Ask for Gianni." "Cops..." "So, sir, do you like it?" "My restaurant is small, even a lil' dirty, but I like it." "Good bye!" " Honey..." " What?" "Let's go." " What about the ice?" " Next time." "Monnezza !" "Good evening, sir." " Come and have a sit." " Why?" " We must talk." " Make yourself comfortable." "Tell me." " Have a sit." " Forgive me but I can't." " Why?" " We must respect the roles." "I'm here to serve, not to talk." "And me, I'm here to talk to you." "I can make an exception..." "Who were you talking to?" "I talk to so many people..." "Then don't say that you don't talk to anyone." "You're quibbling?" "I'm asking if everything's fine..." "Let's talk about Frog." "What were you telling him?" "Ah, Frog !" "We grew up together, in Trastevere." "We were kids." " I was 7 years old, he was 5." " Monnezza..." " My mother..." " Stop it." "I don't care." "I'm seeking some information about a son of a bitch." "You're the only one who might have some." "Why?" "Because you love sons of bitches." "Sir, there's only one thing that I like..." " Understood?" " You're not the only one." "Do you see the fat girl over there?" "Every man to his own taste." "I must confess that..." "Belli." "Do you know him?" " Belli?" " Yes." "Everybody knows Gioacchino Belli." "The poet, there's a statue of him..." "The hat, the cape..." " The cane..." " Yes, I got it." "You know everything but you don't say anything." "About what?" "Anyway..." "I 'moff." "Just call me if you want to talk about Belli." "I can tell you everything about Belli." "Of course..." "Belli !" "We're as thick as thieves." "If I know him?" "He wrote a poem for me that says:" ""We came to the world" ""full of shit and garbage." ""Greatness and stature" ""are only for the rich." ""God created houses and palaces" ""for princes, marquis" ""and knights." ""And the Earth, for us, the motherfuckers."" "What a surprise!" "What a pain in the ass." "Hands on the roof." "When will you stop being such a fucking pain in the ass?" "Weren't you in Sardinia?" "Search my right pocket." "My respects, sir." "Lanza has been authorized to come back to Rome!" " Didn't you know it?" " No!" "If he's here, it means he must be doing someone a favor." "I don't understand." "It's the proof that he killed Taddei." "I have a feeling that you're looking for a scapegoat to get revenge." "No, not at all." "I know you." "Don't forget the press, no foolishness." "I've got reporter friends." "Do you really think that you can convince the prosecutor with that?" "I'll find some convincing arguments for the magistrates." "Come in." "Come, we're leaving." "Hello." "Are you bone-idle or what?" "We're typing the statement." "Did you learn how to write?" "Move." "Follow Lanza." "Go." " Did you see that?" " Yes." "I said go!" "Right now!" "I hope it won't be like yesterday." "We're looking on one side and he's arresting him on the other." "He'd better not do it this time." "Yes, Sherlock Holmes..." "The file for Mr. Ghini." "Wasn't I clear enough?" "I explain myself." "Why do you take lessons here?" "You brought this junk, it looks like a secondhand house pulled right outta my ass." "Let's be clear." "If we don't pay the owner, he's gonna evict us." "And he'll be right." "Besides," "I have a restaurant, a wife, a child." "I have to pay the new cook." "They'll take her back if you don't pay me." "And they'll be right." "This damn federation has to be supported." "Gigetto, why don't you pay your dues, for fuck's sake?" "I don't have any money!" "Sell your ring !" "Do I wear jewels?" "Can you see any?" "Is it written "Salvation Army"?" " It's trashy..." " And you too." "Lesson 1 : fur coats theft." "You, Giant." "People say you're good." "Where do you go if" " you want to steal a coat?" " At the couturier." " Idiot!" " Why?" "Couturiers are all careful." "To steal a fur coat, you must go to a barber shop for ladies." "Wake up." "If you want to play the pistoleros, then you're not worthy of our federation." "Thus its name:" "Italian Federation of Anti-Violence Pickings." "No guns!" "We only need that: balls!" "We must follow the example of our fathers, their fathers, and so on up to the ancestors, god damn it!" "For the FIGA!" "For sex!" "Fuckers!" "Don't turn it off." "I know, don't shout." "Don't move!" "This is a robbery!" "Go ahead, quick!" "A robbery!" "Move!" "The car!" "Stop thief!" "Let's split!" "To Monnezza's!" "You deserve to die!" "Who's the rat?" " Captain..." " Watch out!" " Is he dead?" " Yes, with that!" "Help, help!" "Go, step on it!" "Slow down !" "Go!" "Run him over!" "Slow down !" "You see, Monnezza Jr?" "Do you see what I got myself into for fucking your mother?" "Don't you understand?" "Look at me in the eyes." "A slave!" "Look." "Do you see the little rabbit?" "They did exactly the same thing to me." "Listen to me carefully." "Once upon a time there was a little rabbit." "He wanted to live free in the fields." "He was stealing to eat." "All right, the field didn't belong to him." "Then who owns the fields?" "Everybody." "One day comes a guy who seems honest..." "Don't trust them, they're the worst." "He told him : "Cute little rabbit."" ""Come here! "" "And there he goes." "And here he comes." "Like the Christ." "Ready for the oven." "It's the same for me." "Hell yes." "Just like the rabbit." "I was on a job." "The cops came." "I ran away." "Yeah." "Was I supposed to be a hero?" "Are you ashamed?" "I should have said : "It was me"?" "Are you crazy?" "There are no more heroes, kiddo." "I run to Corso Vittorio," "Piazza Argentina, do you know where it is?" "Near Botteghe Oscure." "And guess who I meet there?" "Your mother." "Your bitch of a mother." "She tells me:" ""What?" "Why?"" "Anyway, we end at her place." "I was happy, I was broke." "That's how you were born." "You ruined my life, my angel." "You fucking ruined it!" "I've got butterflies." "I'm more afraid of you than of the devil !" "At least the devil is ugly." "You just tell him : "Fuck off."" "But you, you're so cute, with your eyes..." "I love you." "How can I tell you to fuck off?" "How to explain it to you?" "What's good for me is bad..." "even more than good, it's..." "Well, anyway, I'll tell you another time." "It stinks like shit here." "Did you crap in your pants?" "My lil' angel, with all I have to do..." "Carla?" "What's up?" "Come here now." "Please." "Okay, I'll be there in 15 minutes." "Honey, what..." "You don't need it anymore." "How does it feel to be facing the wall?" "Give me your hand." "What do you want?" "To kill you." "But first, I want to see you cry, you bastard." "Look what you did." "Next time I'll aim better." "Here, I have your girlfriend in the sights." "Enjoy the show." "Don't miss it." "Come here." "Don't touch me!" "Don't touch me!" "Stop, bitch !" "You do it for free, and when it can save lives, you refuse?" "Go ahead !" "Fucking bitch !" "Make him happy!" "Take off your clothes or he'll kill you." "Are you kidding me?" "Don't you understand?" "We're the same you and me!" "We're from the same neighborhood." "I ended in the police and you with the mob, but it could have been the other way around." "Listen to me, Lanza." "If you spare me," "I'll help you, I swear." "I'll cover you." "Please, accept!" "You're a biggest coward than I thought you were." "Yes, it's true!" "You're a true coward." "I finally realize it." " Don't move!" " Let go of me." "Don't move!" "The key is in my pocket." "I almost believed you." "What if we robbed a taxi?" "Are you up to it?" "They got cash." "Come on, let's go." "Is it empty?" "Yes, of course." "Please." "Where to?" "Piazza delle Muse, please." "Here, is it fine?" "Sorry, it was Via Pezzana." "Is it good here?" "No, please continue." "What are you doing?" "You're crazy?" "Where are you going, are you nuts?" "Listen..." "stop, it makes me sick." " I've arrived." " What?" "It's my taxi." "It'll be 2000 lira." "2000 lira?" "We don't have them." "We need to talk..." "2000 lira or I call this cop." "No..." "We'll come to a friendly agreement..." " How much do you have?" " Wait..." "720 lira, is it enough?" "Give it and fuck off!" "Fuck..." "You've been watching De Niro way too much !" "Do you all think you're in Taxi Driver?" "Believe me, you shouldn't have watched that." "What happened?" " We've been robbed." " By who?" "Who?" "Someone called De Niro." "De Niro?" "Describe him." " Is it you?" " Who else?" " Is Belli here?" " Yes, come in." "Finally you're here." "So?" "I have everything you need." "Here." "Laura, didn't you have some shopping to do?" " What?" " Come on..." "Go, don't argue." "100 000, that's enough." "Show me." "It's an old thing !" "It's the best." "What do you think?" "The spring is loosened, it might go wrong." "Not a good start, Gianni." " What about the car?" " I found it." "And the driver?" "I hope he's not as rusted." "I got him from Monnezza." "Can we trust him?" "He has his own opinions." "He has his own opinions and I have mine." "The first one to fuck up is dead." "It can happen." "It must not happen." "Not even with a taxi." "Today's lesson : watch theft." "You must find someone who has a watch with a leather wristwatch at his right wrist." " Who has one like that?" " Me." "No shit..." "Come here." "You're walking, I'm getting close." "I pretend to be a friend." "Come closer." "I say: "Giorgio, what's up?" "It's been a while! "" "The time to say that and I've already stolen it." " How does he do it?" " How?" "I'll do it again." "watch the little finger, it's the secret." "Let's do it again, replay." "I'm walking..." ""Giorgio, what's up?" "It's been a while! " Here it is." "He answers:" ""But I don't know you."" "By then you already have his watch in your pocket." ""sorry, sir." ""I took you for a friend." Go back to your place." "Let's change the subject." "Monnezza, give me my watch." "It sucks anyway." "Now about wallets." ""Magic touch" method on the dummy." "We say hello, and we steal it." "If the hand touches the body of the person, in this case the dummy, he will notice, and the light turns on." "I put it here." "And we'll try." "Same as before." "He's walking," "I get close to him..." ""Giorgio, what's up?"" "Always Giorgio?" " Not lit, not touched." " He's good." "Who wants to try?" "We'll see." "Yul Brinner, come here." "Do just like me:" "you walk, "Giorgio" and shit." ""Giorgio, what's up?"" "He's fine, you're not." "I have to do it again, right?" "I'll do it!" "Go back to your place." "Come on." "Hey, Monnezza, listen to me." "About the watch." "If he wears it on the left wrist like everybody else, and if the wristwatch isn't made of leather but of metal instead, what do we do?" "Yeah..." "Ontheleftwrist..." "With a metal thingie..." "Gigetto, we didn't ask you to speak!" "We're not there yet." "It's for tomorrow, chapter 2." "Gems cutting" " Geneva" "They won't expect it here." "You squeeze them on the sidewalk." "Don't let them react fast enough." "It's time." "That's it." "We'll follow them." "We'll pass them later." "Go ahead, pass them." "Get ready!" "Open !" "Open the door or I'll kill you !" "Open it!" "Let's go!" "Bulletproof windows, motherfuckers!" "I don't like it when people shoot like that!" "Ha, you don't like it..." "Monnezza sent us a coward." "We're getting off at the first right turn, ." "Don't forget to change the car." "Stop here!" "Fucking slut, what are you doing at the production?" "Come back, there are many things to do!" "Why are you crying?" "You must fart?" "what's the problem?" "Oh, in the movie." "What can I do about it?" "Talk to the producer?" "All right, come back, we've got a lot of work!" "Come back and I'll talk to those motherfuckers." "Fuck off!" "Look those photos." "Curati Giacomo." "Mastrogiovanni Piero." "Rinaldi Osvaldo." "Wait!" "Maybe it's one of them." " Show me." " What do you think?" "Maybe but I'm not sure." "Yes, I'm telling you, it was the driver." "Sir, I'm sure that's him." "Frog, what mess did you put yourself into!" "You know this son of a bitch?" "Vaguely." "Get Marchetti." " Can we go?" " Not yet." "It's been hours!" "We must wait for the experts report." "The offenders are outside while we're here." "Calm down." "I'm here to investigate, to check the facts." "It's crazy!" "We're the victims." "Ask for an escort." " It's not expensive." " Is it possible?" "Of course!" "The police is here to serve, isn't it?" "Don't you understand?" "You must help me." "I don't know anything." "Really." "I don't see him often." "He has crazy work hours with his truck." "And he doesn't earn much." "Sometimes he comes, gives me some cash then he leaves." "He's in deep shit with Belli." "Professional killers." "He can be sentenced for life in prison." "I don't think he's lying." "If you don't help me, that's all that'll be left of your husband !" "Have I been clear enough?" "Call me if you change your mind." "Hello!" "Yes, sir." "I'm looking for the producer of "Come back home, Spermura."" " It's me." " Hello, sir." "Maraschi Sergio speaking." " Miss Ciacci Maria's boyfriend." " I'm listening." "Tell me, is it true that you want her to fart?" " Yes." " I won't go." "It's not nice..." "I mean, a pretty girl who..." "farts in a movie, it's not nice." "It's just a joke." "A sick joke, if I may." "She won't get the role." "Don't, she really wants it." "It depends on..." "how much she's paid, sir." " How much?" " 100 000 lira for each scene." "100 000 for each scene, all right." " 100 000 for each scene." " I won't go." "Tell me, how many scenes are there?" " Five." " Five scenes." "How many farts?" "Around ten." "Ten farts." "Do you pay by the scene or by the fart?" " By the scene." " I understand." " Meals included?" " Of course!" "All right." "Listen, my wife is an actress..." "she's famous." "100 000 for each scene..." "Can't we get 150 000?" "She doesn't want to do it, I have to hit her." " The sound is added at the editing." " Hold on." " It's not for real." " I won't go!" "Go fuck..." "Sir, if I got it right, my wife comes, farts a dozen times, we can see her ass, but there's no noise." "I got it." "Quiet ones!" "Sir, here's the deal :" "the actress shows her ass for 100 000!" "50 000 for a fart, it makes 150 000." "Fine." " Are you queer?" " Yes, why?" "Nothing, just like that." "It's your ass, do what you want with it." "Thank you, it's been a pleasure..." "Fucking pervert!" "You don't want to marry me." "You'd respect me if I was your wife." "What the fuck are you talking about?" "You're the one acting up!" "You want to be an actress?" "Then just fart and don't break everybody's balls!" "We'll get some money." "It's the crisis, nobody goes to the movies." "They all have a color tv." "Guys want your ass, that's how it works!" " Don't be so fussy." " No!" "Come on, get to work!" "Come, my sweet angel, come." "Mommy will be an actress." "Mommy will be an actress." "With Sandokan, the pirate." "She plays a princess." "High and strong is the tide," "Sandokan has diarrhoea and Marianna, the princess is wiping his little buttocks!" "Yes, I'll call." "Hello?" "Frog for Belli." "He ain't here." "Listen to me carefully," "I know he's here." "He owes me some cash." "And no bullshit or I'll kill him !" "He'll kill you." "Don't worry." "He's breaking our balls." " Who?" " Frog." "It sucks." "It's better to pay him." "Because he's friend with Monnezza?" "Yes." "Monnezza won't like it." "I don't give a fuck about him." "I'll kill him if he comes again." "Is that clear?" "We should pay him." "Don't worry." "Come on." "Laura, go to the supermarket, we need cakes and water." " Now?" " Yes." "Tomorrow, everything will go as planned, no matter what." "Taxi drivers are all suspicious." "Not a penny on them." "Yes, you have a big mouth." "Who am I robbing?" "Rich people's money is in Switzerland." "Jewelers carry more guns than jewels." "Houses are protected with alarms." "And the banks, forget it." "Soon, I'll have to work." "Yeah, just in time." "With the current unemployment..." "Good luck finding a job." "What for?" "To find good plans." "Then you needn't worry." "Girls from rich families are full of bread and have fun in night clubs." "Some are chatting up..." "You just have to wait outside for the lonely ones" " and bang !" " Really?" "A buddy of mine does it all the time." " Marchetti?" " Yes." "If you need it, call me at this number." "Did you see Danilo?" "No." "Where did he go?" "I have to do everything on my own." "And I'm not familiar with this machine..." "Hey!" "Where the fuck were you?" "I followed a suspicious guy in the street." "Where did he take you?" "Here." "He's a cop." "In uniform, maybe?" "Stop your bullshit and keep typing." "I don't know how to use it." "Another whisky." "Leave the bottle, please." "What a shitty music!" "I'll ask them to change the record." "Hey, DJ, my buddy doesn't like that." "Can you play something else?" " What?" " Play another record !" " I can't..." " Here, smoke!" "How much?" "10 000 lira." "She's full of cash !" ""Monnezza Method", without even touching her." "Giorgio, what's up?" "Stop!" "I'll fire!" "Have it off!" "He ran away!" "Did you see his face?" "As people are saying around here, he's a creep, a yob if you prefer." "Let's go." "What did Caciotta say?" "He's a son of a bitch !" "Are you ready?" "Yes." "Tell them we're coming." "Yes, hello?" "Room 207." "We're coming." "We can go." "Watch out!" "The suitcase!" "Come on, move!" "What are you doing?" "Sorry." "You're born unlucky." "We have 2 dead and 2 wounded, one of them in a critical condition..." "What is your escort doing?" "Whatever we can !" "Considering what we have at our disposal." "Yes, I know, I know." "But let's not find excuses." "Criminals like Belli have the advantage on us." "What do you suggest?" "And you?" "You're the boss." "All right..." "Forgetit ." "Do you see, Monnezza Jr?" "We have to let off steam." "I must release my pent-up feelings on someone." "Otherwise I'll go crazy." "I'll break everything and I'll fuck off." "I've had enough to be your mother's slave." "You know what?" "Doctors say that children must know everything, starting at their youngest age." "You'll be aware of everything." "Here." "It's better like that." "I'm a son of a bitch, okay?" "Yes, a son of a bitch." "Not because I'm smart." "But because my mother was really a whore." "It was her job." "Your grandmother was on the game!" "Hey, where are you?" "Are you listening?" "Tell no one or I'll get angry." "She was a saint." "You'll tell me:" ""Yes, but she was on the game."" "What else could she have done?" "What else?" "In this dirty and deceiving society..." "She learned how to sell dirty and deceitful love." "That's why she was a saint." "Even dirty, she was selling love." "You'll tell me:" ""It was deceiving."" "You're the one who's wrong." "You know why?" "She did it to feed me when I was your age." "Isn't it love?" "So?" "Isn't it love?" "One day, when I was older, she ended up in jail." "Do you know what she did to afford a good and expensive lawyer?" "She took off her clothes in the street to attract more guys and raise the prices." "It was during winter." "She caught her death." "My poor mom." "Belli, try to understand." "Jewels that I can't resell !" "You made one hell of a mess." "Make me a good offer." " 30." " 30 what?" "30 million." "And I'm doing you a favor." "Otherwise, you'll have to hand your suitcase as it is next week in exchange of a passport." "Let's go, Gianni." "You think I sank very low?" "I don't believe in anything, I'm only doing business!" "My offer stands for the next 48 hours." "Experts must give us the ballistic report." "Give the order to arrest Belli." "You're giving orders?" "What about the captain?" "Hello." "Is it my office or the cafeteria?" "Do you want to drink something?" "The dead bandit is Romolo Tocci." " His mother is here." " Take care of it." "Fuck off." "Asshole." "I think that's Belli who escaped with the booty." "You're in good shape this morning." "All police stations have been informed." "No need." "Check with the smugglers instead." "All right." "Listen to me carefully." "Keep a low profile." "Belli mustn't know what we're doing." "Don't worry." "Sir, the public prosecutor released the guys from the bar." "Insulting behavior, my ass!" "They're the ones who got some." "I've always said it." "All muscles, no brain." ""A clean job", right?" "What?" "Gianni, you didn't get it." "Let me explain." "Bastard is one thing." "Bastard and murderer is another." "We don't like violence." "It's not our thing !" "Try not to do it again." "Or else!" "All I know is that you were there on the first day." "Calm down and don't be a smart ass." "He didn't get it..." "Now, Belli !" "Is it my turn?" "Are you crazy?" "It's funny, he isn't talking no more!" " Come on." " You killed him !" "Move it!" "Be careful, no one must recognize you." "Hurry, we must go!" "So, a movie then restaurant, or restaurant first then a movie?" "Yes, a funny movie, not an horrible Italian thriller." "No movie then : restaurant and directly to the bed." "It's better." "Central calling 13-21 ." "Yes?" "What?" "We found a corpse in a car." " Where?" " Near Via Acciari..." "Thanks for the evening !" "I'll be right there." " Ace of diamonds wins." " Go ahead." "The eye is fast, the hand even more." "Place your bets." " 10 000." " 5 000." "It's here, the retards!" "Another one?" "Ace of diamonds wins." "Place your bets." " This time we'll get you." " 10 000." "Asshole!" "Yul Brinner, what do you want?" "Let me work!" "I was saying..." "They killed Frog." " What?" " They killed Frog." "Are you sure?" "He's just been found burnt to death in a car." "Take your money back." "We'll meet later at the restaurant." "Two bullets in the back." "A real execution." "It's Belli's style." "They killed him." "They killed him like a dog !" "The cowards, why did they do that?" "It's ridiculous!" "It's horrible." "Agnese, I'm..." "I'm not good with condolences." "I don't like big speeches." "I feel sad too." "But your sorrow is even greater." "What can I say?" "Be strong, be brave." "What can I do?" "Tell me what I can do?" "Nothing." "What do you want to do?" "I'll do something." "I know what to do." "Don't worry." "Do you understand?" "Go back home." "What do you want?" "I stole a watch, with the little finger, but..." "But?" "He noticed." "But you got his watch." "You took one hell of a punch !" "I should be crying and you're making me laugh." "You're making me laugh while..." "god damn it!" "Gigetto, go back home." "No class today?" "What class?" "I'm the one who should learn." "It was a good lesson." "If someone killed Frog, it's me, Gigetto, and me alone." "Class stories, watch, wallet, everything else..." "forget it all." "We were wrong." "There's another way." "Don't worry, I'll take care of it." "I'll find a way to make them pay for that." " Yes?" " Your car is burning." "Already here?" "You were fast!" "Monnezza !" "Fucking shit, are you nuts?" " Where is the fire?" " The fire?" "He's only thinking of fire." "Make him happy, pour his car with gasoline." "What's that?" " It's what you did." " It's not me." "You knew he was my buddy." "I didn't burn anyone!" "No?" "Really?" "Let's play a game." "Look." "I'll explain." "If you pick the hand with the match," "I'll set you on fire." "All right?" "If you pick the hand with coin, you'll give me the name, adress and phone number" "of the motherfucker who told you to burn Frog." "Stop." "It's Belli." "Holiday Inn, 35 24 46." "Wait." "Say it again for him, he has a good memory." "35 24 46." "That's it?" "What are you doing?" " Here's the coin." " What for?" "To call the firemen." "No, for fuck's sake!" "Drink, it'll calm you." "They should have burned your brain !" "What would you have done if you had been in my place?" "Shut the fuck up!" "Monnezza will arrive soon." "Listen..." "No, you listen." "If he wanted to come he'd be here already." "Anyway, we should be careful." "He's looking for some people before coming." "I'm not afraid of them." "There's always a solution for people like that." "What do we do in the meantime?" "We finish with Nino." "And then?" "Each on his own." "What about Monnezza?" "Who is this Monnezza?" "He wouldn't hurt a fly." "They're going out." "I'm following them." "Okay?" "Tail them without being seen." "It's not wise to be here." "In broad daylight!" "I don't give a shit." "Tonight I'll be in Palermo." "No one will come to bug me there." "You." "Me, I'm staying here." "you're untouchable with your money." "They're at Nino's, the furnitures merchant." "Be careful, cops are here too." "It's not surprising." "The more we are, the better." "Call when they go out." "Central?" "They're at Nino's." "That's it." "Belli is at a smuggler, a big one." "Well done guys." "Let's go." "Time to act." "Meet me with the team." "I'm interested, but I don't have" " 60 million." " How much?" "40 top." "Are you kidding me?" "It's worth 300 million !" "It's 40 for me." "But if someone makes a better offer..." "We're out of time." "Let's do it." "40 million now, 20 after the resell." "I want to keep my promises." "Be very careful." "We'll meet in one hour in my parking." "Come with the jewels." "I'll bring the cash." "Wait." "Take the back door." " Captain?" " Yes." "We lost Belli and Gianni." "They probably took the back door." "Fuck, you're always the same!" " You're doing everything backwards!" " No shit." "Where are you going?" "And you?" "You're going to see Belli?" "Do you have the money here?" "I'm going to the bank." "Very well !" "Tell me." "They're entering the underground parking." "Wait for me, I'm not too far." "I might need you." "Hurry, I've got a plane in one hour." "Can I see the jewels?" "That's trust for you, isn't it?" "That's good?" "Yes." "I don't swindle friends." "Then, can I see the money?" "Police!" "Don't move!" "Watch out!" "Giorgio, give me the suitcase." "The cop is coming." "I'm taking the elevator." "I mustn't carry the suitcase." "Get it up!" "Monnezza, where are you going?" "Come on, give it!" "And the suitcase?" "Do you like "Spaghettis on Monnezza"?" "What does it have to do with it?" "I'm inviting you." "Here's the money of the ransom." "The ransom?" "For me and the kid." "We're leaving." "What?" "Give me my son back." "Maria, don't argue." "Don't argue!" "Give me the kid back." "It's my son." " Maria..." " Give him back!" "I have to go." "Cops are looking for me!" "Take the money." "You're rich now, you can have a bigger restaurant!" "No, I don't want a restaurant." "You must marry me!" "I give up my career, but not my son !" "Look at that..." "I curse the day when I met you !" "What are you saying?" "What are you saying?" "Are you crazy?" "He's my son !" "Monnezza Jr, I'm not giving him to anybody." "I was feeding him and playing with him while you were farting in movies." "I was the one wiping his ass!" "I was his mother, since you weren't there." "And there's only one mom." "The discussion is over." "Take the money." "Give them 20 million." "Keep 10 for you and give 10 to the poor Agnese." "Understood?" "Right now, she's pregnant." "For fuck's sake, Agnese is pregnant." "Didn't you know?" "He'll be born soon." "It makes two orphans." "Maria, you broke my balls!" "Fucking bastard, where are you going?" "I'll turn you in." "Go fuck yourself!" " Come here!" " My lil angel, come to mommy!" "Monnezza salutes you!"