"Seriously, don't you get horny sometimes?" "No." "Your dad slept with a guide." "How would you know?" "Because he told me." "What do they say?" "What do they say?" "I'll soon be back on my feet." "A toast." "It's suitable, because I was going to nominate you..." "...for Askim Citizen of the year." "Me?" "...for Askim Citizen of the year." "Me?" "Ulf Jansson." "Seems somewhat unstable." "This'll be great." "Maybe we should share the burden." "So I don't fire the starting gun?" "Would a patch like that on the wife get me some action?" "So I intend to close the practice and quite forever." "We're supposed to be together." "I'm pregnant." "Congratulations." "Sorry, Louise." "You have to get rid of it." "I'm sorry." "Askim Citizen of the Year." "What a farce." "Why did I agree to fire that stupid starting gun?" "What are you doing?" "Practicing shooting myself." "Oh, stop that!" "Practicing shooting myself." "Oh, stop that!" "Do you hate me?" "Well, say something, will you?" "Well, say something, will you?" "Your silent treatment just drives me nuts." "And I thought I was the father who'd get to walk proud as a peacock" "And I thought I was the father who'd get to walk proud as a peacock around the neighborhood with a baby carrier on my belly." "I am so stupid." "But the practice seems to have made me sexless." "We should never have worked together...perhaps." "Did we have any patients?" "Yes, one in the morning that I forgot to cancel." "I should have done that yesterday." "I see." "Look." "Seriously." "We have to be able to talk about this." "It's too late." "Talking should be done before you sleep with someone else." "It's too late." "Talking should be done before you sleep with someone else." "I'm terribly sorry about this." "And we were going to start a new life." "I was going to be a better, more honest, nicer person." "I was going to be a better, more honest, nicer person." "What did I think?" "That I would be allowed a dream that came true?" "Sometimes I'm silly enough to I frighten myself." "Hello?" "Is anyone here?" "What's happened here?" "We've had a break-in." "Oh my god, that's awful!" "What kind of person could do something like this?" "What kind of person could do something like this?" "A desperate bastard." "Do you know who it was?" "Not a clue." "I'm very worried." "Ulf refuses to get out of bed." "I'm very worried." "Ulf refuses to get out of bed." "He's completely wasted." "I don't know what to do." "I think he's on something." "What has he taken?" "I don't know, he won't answer me." "What has he taken?" "I don't know, he won't answer me." "We'll go home with you and check on him." "Thank you so much." "What would I do without you?" "Try to remember what you've taken." "Try to remember what you've taken." "Cut it out." "It's just a little white piece of candy." "Just one?" "Are you quite certain?" "It's important that you tell me the truth." "Maybe a whole cupboard." "A whole cupboard." "What do you mean?" "Does he need his stomach pumped?" "There will be no pumping!" "No, I think it's alright." " Ulf, how do you actually feel?" "No, I think it's alright." " Ulf, how do you actually feel?" "We should probably take him to the hospital." "I'm not going anywhere." "Get out of my room." "I'm not going anywhere." "Get out of my room." "I'm trying to get a little rest here." "Out!" "Should I wait in the car?" "Ulf, get it together." "I have to go now and you can't lay here all alone." "I have to go now and you can't lay here all alone." "You have to tell me what you've taken." "You don't care." "Go to the regatta where they make fun of me." "Go on!" "They don't do that." "Yes, they do." "You don't like me." "Nobody likes me." "Only Lady likes me." "You don't like me." "Nobody likes me." "Only Lady likes me." "Lovely Lady." "Only your master loves you." "Not your mistress." "Mistress..." "She's not here." "Where the hell is she?" " Lady!" "Where the hell is she?" " Lady!" "What the hell did you do with her?" "Did you kill her?" "Yes." "She's hanging in the sauna." "That's nothing to joke about!" "You bitch!" "That's nothing to joke about!" "You bitch!" "You need to just calm down." "Henning, my dear friend." "Can you get Lady out of the sauna when you go?" "Kristina locked her in there." "Of course." "You're a good man." "I see why they picked you over me." "I'm a horrible person." "I don't want to live any more." "I have nothing to live for any more." "Kristina deserves better." "Someone like you, Henning." "To be honest, I don't feel great either." "I don't believe that about you, buddy." "You're a good man." "You are the nicest person I know." "Except for Kristina." "You are the nicest person I know." "Except for Kristina." "Back when she was nice and happy." "Ulf, just between you and me Louise's and my marriage is completely screwed up." "...Louise's and my marriage is completely screwed up." "It's about to go completely to hell." "What happened?" "She's been unfaithful." "You're kidding me." "You're kidding me." "And I have as well." "What a mess." "Actually, I was just almost unfaithful." "Is there such a thing?" "I sucked off a man in Lisbon..." "almost." "I'm not sure if it counts." "I sucked off a man in Lisbon..." "almost." "I'm not sure if it counts." "What did you say?" "Oh, nothing." "Forget it." "Have you been with a queer?" "Are you gay, Henning?" "Have you been with a queer?" "Are you gay, Henning?" "No, unfortunately." "Or something." "I might have hoped for that at one time, but..." "Forget it." "Henning." "You know that I've really admired you." "Henning." "You know that I've really admired you." "And then you do disgusting things..." "Can you get out of here?" "Can you get out of my house!" "Oh, Jesus..." "It's okay." "I think we can go now." "Oh, good." "Thank you for helping." "I get so worried." "I'll wait outside." "That's fine." "Have you thought about what you'll do about the baby?" "I don't know...it's hard." "Maybe I'd like to keep it." "Are you keeping the baby?" "Yes." "Are you keeping the baby?" "Yes." "I know this must feel a bit strange for you but I'm thinking that at my age, this could be my last chance." "but I'm thinking that at my age, this could be my last chance." "What you just said is completely absurd, you know!" ""A little strange for you."" " Are you completely nuts?" ""A little strange for you."" " Are you completely nuts?" "And...if you keep the baby then you can go to hell!" "That's just the way it is." "To hell!" "That's just the way it is." "To hell!" "To hell!" "To hell!" "To..." "That you could do that to Mom." "She must have been utterly shocked." "Yes, I know." "It's really dumb." "But it's like this, Marie..." "Tell me!" "What is it?" "We were so young when we met and moved in here immediately." "I have only had your Mom." "You've had dozens before Tomas." "But does the number really count?" "No." "I know it sounds a bit silly." "But you know what I mean." "So...anyway, I've tried to have another." "But I can tell you, she didn't measure up to Mom." "She knows all my little quirks." "Dad." "I don't want to hear this." "To hurt the person you've lived with for so long is awful." "It didn't even reach completion." "I don't want to hear details of your sex life, thank you very much!" "No, you're right." "Enough talking about me." "So how are you, then?" "And Tomas?" "It was really sad, the miscarriage." "I've thought a lot about you." "That can't be easy." "I don't know, but right now it doesn't feel like we have much in common anymore." "All dreams and plans are turned on their heads." "I hope it all works out." "In one way, I feel that what happened was good." "Good?" "I don't love Tomas." "It's more that I just wanted to have a baby." "And that became all-important and he just happened to be there." "I see." "I don't really think you make a good match, actually." "You've always been down to earth and he's more materialistic." "You are so right." "I'm a much nicer person, aren't I?" "Absolutely." "The nicest there is." "No!" "No." "Wait." "Let go!" "Let me go!" "Why did you do it?" "Answer me!" "Let me go!" "How could you?" "Calm down." "I told you I don't know." "You're an adult." "You have to know what you are doing!" "Stop it." "You're hurting me." "Not before you explain why the hell you had to screw someone else!" "Maybe because I never get to screw with you!" "You haven't wanted to touch me lately." "Right?" "He wanted me." "Well then, go to him." "Fucking shit." "How many times did you do it?" "Ten?" "Twenty?" "Or maybe it's still happening?" "No." "He wants nothing to do with me, if that's any comfort to you." "Excuse the interruption..." " You are Henning, right?" "Askim Citizen of the Year, the starter." "Hi." "Hello there!" "Where is Tomas?" "He's competing." "Of course, how silly of me." "Kristina, there you are!" "Hello!" "Good lord." "All of Askim is here, it seems." "What a turnout." "Yes, it's great to see so many." " Oh my!" "It'll be fun to see who is Askim's business representative this year." "He's standing over there." "Who is that?" "Henning Widell." "Gynecologist." "Oh, right." "The pussy doctor on Ekorrstigen." "Hush, girl." "Quiet." "Yes, soon." "Okay, let's go pee." "Out." "Don't sit here freezing." "Come on." "Let's go watch the boats sail away." "Try to relax." "We need it after such a horrible morning." "At least it can't get worse." "That's one comfort." "Sten?" "This must make you real proud." "Well, it's just pageantry." "But good for Henning." "He needs encouragement." "I beat him roundly at tennis last week." "There you go." "I got a letter." "He's closing up." "What?" "He is?" "No sense of responsibility." "In the old days, being a doctor was a calling." "And now things are beginning to heat up." "Just a few more minutes." "While the boys raise their sails" "I want to mention that the club has picked gynecologist Henning Widell as Askim's Citizen of the Year." "A warm hand for the beloved doc." "Congratulations." "As you all know, he gets the honor of firing the starter pistol soon." "A few minutes left and already one boat has capsized." "We'll see if they manage to straighten up." "Time for the countdown." "Ready?" "Ten." "Nine." "Move it, assholes." "Make way!" "Six." "Five." "What's that bum doing?" "Stop!" "Stop it!" "It's not him!" "I get to shoot the starter pistol!" "Ulf, please." "Get down." "You cocksucker!" "He's a cock-sucker." "He's a real damn..." "He's no good." "Shut up!" "Ulf, wait." "Give me the gun, will you?" "Hey..." "No!" "Ulf, please." "Wait." "I've had enough." "Understand?" "Listen to me, now." "Listen to me." "Somebody do something!" "He's going to kill himself!" "Ulf!" "Ulf!" "Kristina!" "Kristina!" "Kristina!" "What was all that?" "What was he yelling?" "Cocksucker?" "Yes." "And that's how it is, Dad." "It's true." "I don't understand." "That I've sucked cock." "Your son has become a cocksucker and now I don't know what to do." "Pull yourself together and speak like an adult." "That's what I'm doing." "You're being terribly childish." "You just want attention." "Yes." "Exactly." "I've realized that, and I'm going to try to do something about my life." "I won't get any validation from you, but I don't give a fuck now." "I don't want to end up like you, you self-centered....fucker." "As if I haven't done my duty and encouraged you." "Helped you." "As best as I could." "And maybe I have other needs that you can't understand." "That's an understatement." "But you have a responsibility to your patients, too!" "I am so scared of turning out like you, Dad." "Kristina's cap." "You have to leave her alone sometimes." "But she doesn't want to sleep with me any more." "That's the worst part." "And why is that?" "I have no idea." "She wants to feel more." "It's not always enough with a few kisses on the back and some grunting and groaning." "Just because you're satisfied, doesn't mean that she is." "No?" "I see." "I think we should take this from the beginning." "The woman's sexual satisfaction starts with the clitoris." "The clitoris." "The clitoris is the queen of the orgasm." "Queen of the orgasm." "It's the...how should I put it?" "It's the where pleasure lives." "But the little pearl is only the tip of the iceberg, you see." "Because there's lots going on under the surface." "I must be sick." "I'm getting horny in the middle of it all." "I must be in shock." "The first time we had sex was on a boat like this one, I think." "Yes, that's right." "But why would I think about that right now?" "Didn't Dad have a boat like this back then?" "Yes, that's right." "Exactly like this." "What if he dies now?" "Nice." "Maybe..." "She even bit my hand until it bled." "Don't I have a scar somewhere?" "Would you look for more blankets in the back?" "There are many types of orgasms." "Quite a few, anyway." "Gushing, vaginal, non-genital, clitoris" "G-spot, anal, total, oral" "U-spot, perineal, V-spot." "Single, twin or multiple." "Chain-like or SOS-like." "Amazing." "Yes." "But most important of all, do you know what that is?" "It's being sensitive, my friend." "Congratulations!" "You won again this year." "It feels great." "I had my fingers crossed." "I knew you would win." "Smart, isn't it?" "So you can cool it." "Sture and I always did." "Thanks." "Well." "I have to help the boys with the sail." "Thanks!" "He does look good in his sailing outfit." "Imagine if you could have a little boy one day." "We're separating." "What did you say?" "Separate?" "Yes, we've talked about it." "We don't want to be together any longer." "You've never told me!" "No, but I'm telling you now." "I had so hoped for a grandchild." "Yes, I know, but this is how it is." "I can't stay with Tomas just to give you a grandchild." "But there's also the house that we gave you." "For your children to grow up in." "Please, Mom." "I have longed for a grandchild." "Pull yourself together." "I'm trying, I tell you." "But it's like I have a need for a small one to care for." "I don't want to talk about it right now." "I'm sorry." "I won't meddle if that's how you two feel." "Does Dad know about this?" "Yes." "He seems to think it's good." "I see." "Yes." "Very good." "Thank you." "Bye." "They've found Ulf." "He's going to be fine." "They'll bring him home shortly." "Thank God." "How is it going?" "Hi." "Ulf has been found." "The Coast Guard picked him up." "Oh, very good." "Want to come and sit a while?" "No." "I'm going home to make dinner for Sture." "He's moved back home?" "Yes, you can say that." "Wonderful." "They're back together." "Siv looks so happy." "Did you see?" "I'm going home." "We also need a little time to ourselves." ""Skin, skin My bride and kin"" ""Nothing as good could be As when you loved me"" ""Glance, glance Do you recall our wedding dance?"" ""Ear, ear You can kill me, dear"" ""Nose, nose If my thoughts were exposed"" ""You would no longer be opposed"" "You're finally home!" "I've been so worried." "Lady is dead." "What are you saying?" "What happened?" "They found her run over." "It's my fault." "What do you mean, your fault?" "I stopped so she could hop out and I stopped the car and I didn't see..." "I killed her." "Little lovely Lady." "Where did you get all those?" "I've decided." "I'm leaving." "What?" "I'll sail away." "Around the world." "Sail away alone?" "It's just as well." "I can't wander around here at home doing nothing." "I'll sail away." "Sture!" "You can come in and eat with me today." "I've made your favorite." "Sture!" "I thought there was a fire." "No." "It's incense." "Apple blossom." "It smells good." "Come in." "I have some things to do." "Thank you for cleaning up my room so nicely." "It was nothing." "Come on in." "Please." "Just for a little while." "You can put on your slippers." "You are so beautiful." "Do I have mail?" "What is this?" "A little map of my slit." "What did you say?" "Slit." "Vagina." "Pussy." "And here it is: the queen of orgasms." "What did you say?" "Never mind." "I should find it all just fine now with a map and everything." "Come." "We'll explore together." "Stop it." "What's gotten into you?" "You sure wanted to sleep with Pål all the time." "We have to be able to talk about this." "We can't fix it with sex." "Why not?" "The Bonobo monkeys in the southern Congo do." "What?" "They solve everything with sex." "Which is what you seem to want to do." "How was he?" "Was he good?" "Is that what you want to talk about?" "That's not very interesting, is it?" "Really?" "Then why did you do it?" "I just wanted to be desired, I guess." "Was it big?" "Was that why you fell for it?" "You seem to be very interested in his size." "You have a whole collection of male organs down there." "That you've cut out as some sort of therapy." "Or is it some sort of artistic impulse?" "Maybe you're planning a cock exhibit?" "Well, maybe I do." "And do you know what else?" "I've sucked a cock for real, too." "Sucked a cock?" "When?" "In Lisbon." "I see." "Are you bisexual now, or what?" "No, unfortunately not." "It didn't go as well as expected." "I don't know what to say." "Neither do I." "The abortion is scheduled tomorrow." "Oh?" "Could you live with me if I kept the baby?" "Or do you want to live with me at all?" "I'm not just supposed to forgive that you were unfaithful." "I'm expected to take care of his child, too." "Are you lying down there?" "I'd made little pancakes and was waiting for you." "Sture?" "Wake up." "Say something!" "Or else I'll think that you are dead!" "Wake up." "Wake up!" "Oh my God." "You are so very cold." "Sture." "I love you, Sture." "Won't you come with me?" "I couldn't make room for all my books." "I've actually been thinking of opening a bookstore." "I have some ideas." "I can well imagine." "It could be good to leave each other in peace for a while." "You can come visit when I've rounded the Cape of Good Hope." "If you promise to have a real seaman's beard." "It tickles real nice." "Louise?" "What's wrong?" "Can I stay with you tonight?" "Do you know what I regret most?" "That I never told him how much I loved him while he was alive." "And now it's too late." "Shall I call the ambulance?" "Yes." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Did you sleep well?" "I didn't close my eyes all night." "I just lay there thinking." "Yes, it's a big decision." "Are you sure?" "You can never be sure." "No." "How did my life get this screwed up?" "Look at these roses." "Aren't they beautiful?" "Yes." "Lovely colors." "We have to learn to enjoy the little things." "Live in the moment." "Here and now." "I sound like a preacher." "Yes." "You really do." "Siv came by earlier and said that Sture died last night." "Really?" "Yes." "I thought the operation had gone well." "Everyone thought so." "Sad." "This is for Siv." "Are you sure you don't want me to come along?" "I'll be alright." "That wasn't Dad's style." "Yes, it was." "No." "That was just some odd idea he got at the end." "Please." "He already had this when we met in Lund." "It was an older style that he picked up again." "I think it looks tasteless." "Let it be!" "He's wearing it." "Marie!" "Look out!" "Put it out!" "What is going on here?" "It started burning." "But it's out now." "I'm sorry." "Of course he could have worn it if that's what you wanted." "Good morning." "Is Louise awake?" "I would like to speak with her." "She left for the hospital." "Bye." "Henning!" "Hi." "Hi." "That's for you." "Thanks." "Everyone does what he wants in his spare time." "You know what I mean." "You're a good neighbor and I've been a real ass." "No, no." "It's not a problem." "Well, I have some things to deal with." "Sure, I won't keep you." "Thanks." "Thanks...or, you're welcome." "Are you nuts?" "Help me." "My wife is having a baby." "Yes, sure!" "Hop on." "Thanks." "Hang on!" "Hi." "I'm nurse Ingrid." "I'm here to take you in for the operation." "If you could just lay down here." "Thanks for the ride." "Take care!" "Good luck!" "I think it's ready now." "What's for lunch today?" "Pea soup and pancakes." "Not too tasty." "It'll be nice to go home." "Down and to the left." "Okay, thanks." "Louise!" "Stop the operation." "What's this?" "I'm Louise's husband." "And this is a misunderstanding." "Have you done anything yet?" "Just anesthesia." "Misunderstanding?" "We haven't talked through the whole thing." "This is a decision that is hers to make, isn't it?" "So go on, get out of here." "But wait." "I've been away." "And I'm a doctor myself." "Henning Widell, the Askim gynecologist." "That sounds strange." "Indeed." "Shall I call security?" "No, you don't have to." "Please." "Just listen to me." "Unfortunately, you don't have anything to say about this." "Even if you've been away, Henning." "Now please leave." "I have to finish before the anesthesia wears off." "Okay?" "Leave, I said." " Nut case." "Let go!" "Let go." "I'm calling security." "Let me go." "Let go!" "Are you here?" "Yes." "I couldn't stay away." "I didn't want to stay away." "How does it feel?" "Empty." "Sad." "It's still there." "Still there?" "Are you crazy?" "Yes." "I want you to know before you make a decision, that I will gladly take care of the baby." "It doesn't matter whose it is, I feel." "I love you." "And I want to live with you." "Even if we have to take care of all the children in the world." "You really are crazy." "Crazy in love with you." "Subtitles:" "Debi Vaught PrimeText International, 2007"