"Ltd." "Sun Entertainment Culture Limited" "Ltd." "Present." "Ltd." "Shanghai Shengyue Drama And Film Media Ltd." "Co-present." "Making Film Production" "Alvin Chau LaPeikangExecutiveProducers." "Li Delai  Alex Dong Deputy Producers." "Chen Huanzong  Liu Tong Deputy Producers" "Shirley Lau Administrative Producer." "A Pang Ho-cheung Film." "Don't scare me like that!" "Brother..." "I hear noises outside ls Gat Gat Gong out to get us?" "Mommy told you that story to scare you so you'd sleep early." "Don't be so dumb!" "brother!" "Who is it?" "It's the Blind Old Lady." "Your parents asked me to bring some fried rice for you." "Open up!" "it's the Blind Old Lady." "How do we know if it's you?" "Feel my face through the mail slot and you'll know." "Open up quickly!" "Fried rice should be eaten while it's hot... but children should be eaten while they're hot too!" "Bring out the sweet dumplings!" "eat up" "' got it!" "Don't take away my daughter!" "come back!" " Come back!" "Don't come near me!" "Go back home!" "Go back!" "Run away quickly!" "I said run away!" "Mommy will never leave you again." "Daughter!" "that's just "Hunger Games"!" "No way." "My morn came up with it when I was young!" "How is it no way?" "she volunteers to become a tribute." "Plus it makes no sense." "Why do they need to feel her face when the rice could just go through the mail slot?" "why winter melon?" "Tell me." "They heat up easily?" "Nonsense!" "Hot water also works on Gat Gat Gong!" "What a waste of winter melons." "Stop challenging my story! especially when the lights were out." "Then why are we out here in the middle of the night?" "Last week I read online that someone spotted a UFO here." "There's only one reason people come here:" "To hook up." "There are used condoms everywhere." " Really?" " See for yourself." "What's wrong?" "It hurts!" "My hair's caught in your zipper" "I got it." "stop!" "I'll do it myself." "Careful." "Are you sure you got it?" "Stop jerking it!" "it's coming!" "Hey!" "What are you two doing?" "officer." "Just hanging out." "she's nearly done." "What hanging out?" "!" "stop!" "Take it out of your mouth!" "It's stuck!" "How?" "Does he have piercings?" "This guy looks very suspicious." "I recognize you!" "You recognize me?" "You're Da-Me!" "Hands up!" "miss!" "officer?" " Don't move!" "Advertising Exec's 'Night Operation' by the reservoir claims he was there for UFOs." "Looking for UFOs at the reservoir... what was the war plan behind this pick-up ruse?" "Let's examine their late-night field strategies!" "how?" "Perhaps it was the terrain or the heat of the night 36-year old Cheung four years his senior..." "I recognize him!" "A police patrol spotted their possible oral-induced explosion and swooped in to halt the sword-swallowing." "The man was even caught with what appeared to be a con... dom." "the man clarified that but were spotting UFOs. she said that this was the most creative excuse she had ever heard." "The court ordered the pair to 40 hours of community service." "This night-time field operation really exploded into a mess!" "The problem is now we all know she's 40!" "he's coming!" "Attention!" "Salute!" "and we nail him together!" "The two of you record in slow-mo." "Captain of Night Operation:" "Jimmy Cheung." "Are you satisfied?" "party's over." "Back to work..." "Let's not go too far." "Back to work!" "Careful!" "This is a tricky field operation." "Have you had enough?" "It's been a month!" "They were gonna paint your whole workspace." "They even bought the paint!" "But I stopped them..." "Stopped them my ass!" "You came up with it." "It wasn't my idea!" "not the rest." "Not the rest." "Stop messing around!" "I'm tired of it." "My dad just called me from overseas." "It took me ages to calm him down." "Then you should calm one more person down." "What?" "YT is looking for you. is it considered community service?" "you better help me pack first" "I have so much stuff to bring back to Beijing." "Too bad you're not there." "No one else will eat Sichuan poached fish with me." "Eat less of those!" "You always break out afterwards." "She can't help that her boyfriend was moved back." "She has to service him regularly." "That's so vulgar!" "More vulgar than giving head at the reservoir?" "nothing happened!" "The judge didn't buy it though." "So..." "How are things at his work?" "right?" "I never interfere in your personal affairs" "I only care about our business." "Just like that affair in admin between Janice and Man" "I didn't go around telling everyone about it." "She knows he's married. - right?" " I know." "anything that happens after work is none of my business" "I only care about the company." "You know how small our industry is." "And with your incident being so even our clients in Shanghai called." "So the department heads had a meeting." "Please let me explain..." "I honestly didn't do anything indecent." "it doesn't mean" "I don't care about your personal affairs." "What I care about is our business." "our clients all called to... praise you." "They said your defense was very... creative." "You know what this is?" "An opportunity." "Not everyone gets one." "Our client wants you as their creative director." "So from now on you'll lead Eunuch's team." "Mind switching from account servicing to creatives?" "no." " If you're good then I'm good." " Good." "So what really happened?" "I don't care about your personal affairs" "I won't tell anyone else." "I've been detoxing." "so my brain isn't functioning." "Can you be more specific?" "What's between you two?" "Yatterman!" "He doesn't know Yatterman!" "Yatterman...?" "Yatterman!" "What Yatterman?" "I've never heard of it." "wan uooh~." "catch the enemy" "I'll risk my life if I hear the sirens ring." "I'm Yatterman." "it's a secret. it sets out to catch thieves"." "catch all traitors." "evil rats will be punished." "hahaha!" "Our IQ is typically high." "What a perfect match." "a hundred victories." "Yatterman!" "how could he not know it?" "it's just a cartoon." "He's four years younger." "He might have missed it." "But that's not all... the traffic's bad." " Nearly done!" "okay?" " Let's go." "What?" "Why don't you... put a little make-up on?" "Don't jump to conclusions." "Maybe seeing his classmates was important to him so he wanted you to look your best." "Exactly!" "Men just want to show off their girlfriends." "Just like my baby." "When he brings me out he makes me wear low-cut top to show off my figure" "I haven't told you the most fucked-up part." "I already had make-up on." "That's not a big deal." "The problem's that he's not man enough." "he immediately hid behind you!" "He was just worried about his work." "he'd get into trouble." "Then he has no sense of responsibility." "not exactly." "Since we've been together he definitely got wiser and is more mature." "We are saving up every month to buy an apartment." "We came to dish the dirt on your boyfriend but now you're taking his side again." "You're getting senile." "Symptoms of old age:" "Confusion and self-contradiction." "spinster!" "You're the spinster!" "Ta-da!" " What do you think?" " What is it?" "It's a Dali!" "Dali!" "Are you kidding me?" "And you mocked me for not knowing Yatterman." "You know that every man needs a Dali in his life?" "How much?" "It would've been expensive at a gallery." "But I got a discount through a friend's friend." "Ninety..." "Five Thousand." "stop wasting money on useless things!" "Mr. Cheung?" "Like this... bracelets..." "You know how you always lose things?" "Now you'll never lose them again." "Furthermore this spot is perfect for keeping your cash." "What about the thumb?" "Now you're getting it." "The thumb... is a unique spot for hats." "Just like a diaphragm." "You're really ridiculous... lady." "If you put your bracelet here it becomes an IUD!" "Isn't it great?" "Beautiful and useful." "where did you get ninety-five thousand?" "Don't tell me you spent our savings!" "Of course not." "Then where did you get it?" "I got a bonus." "That much?" "Fifty thousand." "And the rest?" "Credit card." "I know you earned the money yourself but you shouldn't waste it on useless things." "Our apartment is filled with crap everywhere." "And this." "Last time you told me every man has to own a surf wheel." "When was the last time you used it?" "I walk your dog every day." "When do I have the time?" "Short-term passion is just that:" "Short term." "You can ride it and walk the dog at the same time." "then say that going to Tokyo is expensive." "How's that relevant?" "We decided mutually not to go." "you're the one who's scared of radiation." "The pig's lung soup here is famous." " My daughter said you got promoted." " Yes." "You should start saving up and think about concrete investments" "I'm saving up." "Already thinking of buying a flat." "Just a heads up." "Dad's back." "Don't look." "She doesn't know." "He wants to meet your boyfriend." "Seriously?" "What the hell?" "He wants to borrow money?" "That I'm not scared of..." "I have none." "He'd only ask you for that." " When?" " I'll update you." "You see this box?" "Touch it to write something." "If you want to look at photos..." "You see this photo album?" "Just touch it." "You see Cherie here?" "Just touch her photo." "Touch here to see Derek's photos." " See?" " You're so patient" "I never understand it when Derek teaches me." "Are you sure you got it now?" "Still wanna bid for a license plate?" "Don't know what number to go for." "Forget it." "She already says I spend too much." "You're so obedient now that you live together." "It's called respect." "We've lived together for a while now." "Living together and playing the field are two separate things." "Opportunities come quickly." "This Saturday is Michael's yacht party." "The ratio is set at five to one." "That means five girls for each guy." "It's your loss if you don't come." "Watch out or you'll fall!" "He doesn't mean you." "hello!" "Spread your legs." "They're too close." "Keep spreading till you hear a sound." " Then spread farther." " It's easier closer..." "Is it difficult to ride?" "just stand like this." "Can I try?" "go ahead." "get on." "Hold onto me" "I'm scared..." "I'm not very athletic." "he's a pro!" "With the board or the girl?" "obviously." " Post his ass on Facebook." " Already did." " What are you writing?" "what else?" "Sweating from his one night stand." "This is just an objective observation." "Don't do that!" "Screw him more royally tag him." "You're taking it that far?" " Hurry!" " I'm on it!" "Tag!" "Like!" "Comment..." "Careful." "Do you come here often?" "just to walk my dog." "But I have to go soon." "You..." "Corning?" "where are you guys going?" "my dog's name is Corning" "I've lost him." "Why don't you keep trying?" "I'll be right back" "I'm gonna go see where he is." "Where's Corning?" "He was just here." "Shit!" "Why weren't you watching him?" "he's gone!" "Coming...!" "have you seen a dog?" "What's your instagram account?" "help us find him!" "Go away!" "Let Mimi go!" " Corning!" " Tell him to let Mimi go!" "What are you doing?" "Come here!" " Too late to go live on Facebook!" " Are you kidding?" "Can he come again?" "Our Mimi is pure-bred!" "I don't let anyone touch her." "Now she's been raped!" "lady." "It's clearly a matter between two lovers." "Look closely at this love den!" "Their love is just more public." "Don't think you can get off that easily." "He penetrated her." "How will you pay us back?" "What if Mimi gets pregnant?" "pay us ten thousand!" " Let's report them!" "Report to whom?" " The SPCA?" " The Dog Police Force!" "We don't even know who raped whom!" "It's just like Bondy Chiu sings." "I give you excitement." "it's you guys who raped us!" "What?" "You were on the ground just now?" "I mean our dog!" "Final offer." "Eight thousand!" "If she gives birth." "We'll support it through school." "I'll abort it." "okay?" " We're the ones talking sense here!" " Stop arguing." "Give me your number!" "Mimi has her period next week" "I'll message you." " Let's go." " Do you want our numbers too?" "Fuck off!" " Shut the fuck up!" " Eat shit!" "you're such a bore tonight." "Only the dog got some action." "Your girl's dog has more initiative than you." "Hello?" "how are you?" "I'm in Hong Kong!" "Godmother?" "You've never mentioned her before." "She lived across from me in Toronto." "Haven't seen her in a while." "She's just staying for a few days." "Then we'll be in Taiwan." "Plus she can look after Corning." "Even if we're not here" "I don't want a stranger sleeping on our bed." "I know." "I already told her." "She'll sleep in the living room even after we're gone." "no?" "Why don't we pay for her hotel room?" "she said no need." "She hasn't seen me in a while and wants to chat." "You don't want her to?" "Then I'll tell her to stay in a hotel." "she's your relations." "HEY let's go to bed early." "I still have work to do." "You go to bed first." "Oh." " He's over it." " What?" "He's over it." "Men will get bored even if it's tasty." "And you know yourself how tasty you are... you're not totally flavorless but I wouldn't recommend to friends either." "Why are you kicking me when I'm down?" "It's natural after dating for so long." "You think I'm like them?" "So sweet with their long distance romance." "They put a lot of effort into it." "Tell her to show you how she does it." "you promised not to tell anyone!" "it's almost your anniversary anyway." "Why not spice it up?" "Isn't that a bit much?" "Why?" "It's just you two people behind closed doors." "And another thing..." "What?" "My pubes have white hair." "That serious?" "Ls your hair okay?" "My head's fine." "But it's bad enough already" "I thought it was baby powder at first." "But I couldn't brush it away!" "Why don't you just pluck it?" "three more will grow!" " Then just dye it black." " How?" "I'm not gonna ask my hair dresser!" "I'll help you." " Cherie?" " Yes." "You must be Cherie's boyfriend." "hello." " Nice to meet you." " She's your girl?" " Watch your mouth." "I had diarrhea." "Have you been introduced?" "and he is..." "Jimmy Cheung." "Hi uncle." "sit." "I hate being called "uncle"." "Call me... "Daddy"." "Dad!" "You've been dating for so long." "He'll be part of the family soon." "hello." "come on." "Dad..." "Good boy!" "let me introduce." "Apple." "she'll be Mrs. Yu." "uncle" "I mean Daddy!" "C'mon!" "let's eat." "don't worry." "so short!" "I mean the message!" "My daughter usually has... big standards." "you sure like to kid around." "how else should I behave? what's fun around here?" "Fun?" "find hookers... got it" "I'm sure you do!" "Men should go wild before marrying." "Can you help me arrange it?" "Philip said he'd show me where he had grown up." "So he brought me here before our wedding" "I want us to take some proper wedding photos." "are you still working in cosmetics?" "you can do Apple's make-up" "I heard you're making ads in Beijing?" "in Hong Kong and Beijing." "know any good and cheap photographers?" "The type that would work quid pro quo." "I'll try" "I'm counting on you!" "drink!" "Congratulate me." "Don't get too close to him." "When I was ten." "Any updates?" "he sat me down on a bench." " "Working on it" - in front of the race course and told me he's divorcing my mom." "He said when you found your true love you had to go after it immediately." "I was really sad at the time." "Luckily I watched Yatterman and it got me through that period." "There's a big dog in the cartoon that's why I got Corning." "I wasn't mad at him." "he found true love." "But seeing him with that girl today" "I knew instantly that" " he hadn't changed." " I understand" "I really understand." " But are you almost done?" " Why?" "I really need to shit." "Can I go first?" "Fine." "I'll dry my hair outside." "Thank you." "You won't be so lucky next time with your coming." "don't worry." "You won't be so lucky next time with your coming." "Can anyone tell me what these messages mean?" "They're his?" "What does this M stand for?" "Maybe a misunderstanding?" "Like what?" "Any guesses?" "this M is capitalized." "So it could be... a McDonald's delivery." "The chick ordered McDonald's." "But it took forever to arrive." "M came." "So everything is fine again!" "you think you're living in a fairy tale?" "The fucked up thing but that he came inside her." "She wouldn't worry if he wore a condom." "But some guys just do what their girls say." "Just like my baby." "sometimes" "Enough!" "You've all missed the main point which is the second message." "You won't be so lucky next time with your coming." "It's not a one night stand." "There's a next time!" "This bitch loves him coming inside her!" "What man can resist that?" "There's something fishy about this Haley! she meant your dog." "Why didn't you stop Corning then?" "You just let him hump her?" "Obviously you were flirting with that girl otherwise you'd be paying attention!" "So it's my fault?" "It's in a dog's nature." "He would have bitten me if I had tried to stop him." "And why were you looking at my phone?" " I wasn't looking at your phone." " You weren't?" "You just left it laying around." "You phone lights up when it receives a message" "I accidentally saw it." "Who's that?" "A girl?" "it's a girl..." "You pick up" "I don't want to answer it." "Pick up!" "Go away!" "daddy?" "What's up?" "Mr. Chan." "dad." "People meet online nowadays." "What do you know?" "Watch and learn." "is the photographer reliable?" "A friend recommended him." "Should be fine." "boss." "Has No. 88's wrist recovered yet?" "Don't judge me by my age." "I do my business here every night and make girls scream with my long knife." "What a poet!" "Eagle!" " Mrs. Eagle!" "Please calm down." " What are you doing?" "Sit your ass down!" " Please calm down." " Sit!" "Like having your python handled so much?" "I'll help you!" "What do you mean by "handle"?" "I'm just here to talk business!" "With whom?" "Where are they?" "Who are you talking with?" "!" "Eagle!" "You said we're gonna talk about our deal but now you're putting on this show?" "What are you doing?" "you talk too much!" "You're really working?" "huh?" "Always asking me to give you a hand." "Don't want to help?" "I'll go with Willow Keung instead!" "He'll deal me something just as good." "Uncle Bing!" "It's not that I don't want to do this deal but right now my woman misunderstood all this." "And what can be more important than my wife?" "Let me tell you giving you a hand isn't a problem for me." "One month's just twenty thousand." "Let's not hurt anyone's feelings." "Then why do you have to talk business here?" "Mrs. Eagle." "what we fear the most is getting conned." "Only here can we bare it all and see clearly that we're not being cheated." " I'm sorry." " Look at you!" "hubby." "But I'm grateful that you care about me." "Kiss kiss." "They're looking." "I'm gonna go." "go on." "Bye bye!" "Motherfucker." "Holding a knife to my dick" "I'm all shrunken now!" "this brother's quick!" "Thinks on his feet." "but you still pulled it off." "Bravo!" "sorry." "It's from watching lots of Young and Dangerous films so the lines are on the tip of my tongue." "Great job!" "You saved my "little brother"." "Let me take care of your bills." "Don't refuse!" "Brother Eagle!" "But I booked a four-hands treatment tonight." "Is that ok?" "But I looked at the box." "It said for hair." "Nothing about down there." "it's just like dyeing hair." "Will it get infected?" "Don't be crazy." "He's back." "Talk later." "Who are you?" "You must be my godson's girlfriend!" "I'm so happy to see you!" "slow down." "You are..." "Flora." "But why do you have..." "Jimmy always hides his keys under the mat right?" "So I thought I'll just come in if no one's home." "Am I bothering you by arriving early?" "come in." " I got it." "I really need to pee." "Where's your bathroom?" "Go straight and turn right." "Thank you!" "are you dyeing your hair?" "your "little brother" was saved." "You first!" "you pick first!" "Jimmy." "I'm gonna go first." "Take your time." "But we're here for fun!" "I hate people leaving early especially when we don't even have to pay." "Why don't you just get a quickie." "You probably won't last long anyway." "You can't judge a book by its cover." "I might not leave by tomorrow!" "Cherie called." "She sounded very serious" "I'll be dead if I don't go." "OK fine." "Just treat my daughter well." "I'm going" "Jimmy!" "I'm so happy to finally see you!" "you're heavy!" "I almost forgot." "then we can catch up." "What are you doing?" "Why are you dyeing your hair?" "I'm super happy." "Never thought we'd be so close so quickly." "We'll make an especially good family!" "I'm telling you you're right to dye your hair black." "This color is out of fashion nowadays." "Why did you decide to come visit?" "I'm here to see you!" "Aren't godmothers supposed to be older than you?" "her parents were joking around and asked her to call me "godson"." "So we got used to it." "How old was she?" "Ten." "I don't think her staying here is a good idea." "We don't even have a room for her." "She won't be comfortable." "Let's book her a hotel room but she said no" "I know you're close with her." "and they're quite liberal." "What if she prances around in her bra?" "Let's book her a hotel." "but now it's not?" "Let's use the tiebreaker." "You want to do the honors?" "Remove all these tapes first!" "Trying to cheat?" "You think I don't know?" "I just let you win before!" "Okay?" "drop!" "Say you lost!" "You see?" "She doesn't prance around in her bra." "You're always prejudiced..." "You're right." "She's not even wearing a bra!" "Hello!" "Hi!" "HEY" "Have you two ever had a fling?" "She was just thirteen or so when I moved away." "How should I know?" "Canadians grow up much quicker." "she's really just a little girl." "Then you'd better tell me now." "Did you have feelings for her?" "I told you to eat more vegetables!" "It smells so bad." "If you like to think then why don't you plan our Taiwan trip?" "I already did." "no?" " What's this?" " It's the Taipei 101." "It's so short!" "How can it be that short?" "it has to be proportional to the others!" "it's shorter than my thingy." "You think yours is that big?" "Touch it and see." "There's a map and even the full itinerary." "We can eat lots at the night market." "chirp" sound quieter?" "chirp"?" "chirp." " Hush..." " Morning!" " Morning." "sis!" "why don't you go wash up?" "Coming!" "Coming!" "What a good boy!" "Kiss kiss." "it's burning!" "sis." "Let me ask you a question." "chirp"." "chirp" or chirp"." "chirp." "Why?" "It's quieter with one less chick around." "I see." "you know how I got this scar?" " Hey!" " I have to tell her." "let me tell you" "I was just eight years old" "Jimmy once took me to go biking." "We reached a sharp turn and he accidentally threw me down a hillside and left me with this big scar." "He was afraid his parents would scold him so he made me say I fell by myself." "He said he would forever owe me one." "I was a mess when I got home." "My parents grounded me for a month!" "You know how sad that made me?" "All because of him" "I'm not surprised." "He always pushes his problems onto others." "Are you done?" "our fates are so similar." " Do you know why?" " Why?" "Because of the mole between our breasts!" "Your joke is so rotten." "Who said so?" "I'm telling the truth!" "repeat again after me." "My hair is yours!" "Exactly." "Your hair is mine." "So no matter if you dye it or shave it okay?" "What do I hate the most?" "Other people touching your stuff." "That's right!" "I'll be back." "So there's a vixen in your home." "I hate others touching my stuff." "But what can I do?" "She's not just touching your stuff white-haired witch!" "Hey!" "I don't think there's anything between them." "He said so." "Remember what Nick Cheung said you'll have it in the future." "What man doesn't like young girls?" "Sun Tzu's Art of War teaches us. or you're fucked in the future." "Bear with her for a few days then fix your relationship in Taiwan." "Ready?" "OK?" "360 degrees." "On your left... right... right." "There!" "Shoot!" " Don't scare me!" " No more bullets!" "See if they're on your right." "You're back?" "On your right." "reload." "Left!" "I hit you." "Eh?" "You don't like black hair?" "I... couldn't get used to it." "But I thought black looked good on you." "It matches your character" "does Cherie not like me?" "it's not that." "Keep playing." " I'll play" "Jimmy!" "Get your body relaxed!" "knees up!" "You're useless." "Am I impressive?" "Sure." "Am waiting for you to fail!" "Who did that?" "Fatso!" "Who hit me?" "!" "Fatso!" "Jimmy has always been like a big kid." "He just won't grow up." "do you know?" "Back in Canada" "Jimmy was every girl's dream lover." "We talked about him every day." "We all wanted to marry someone like him." "Then I must be very lucky." "Children are so cute." "Only for a while." "But caring for them for the rest of your life?" "It's not easy." "That can't be" "I think that once a woman becomes a mother her life is complete." "After playing with that fatso" "I think maybe I can get along with kids." "You mean after you hit him in his balls and his parents glared at you?" "that one." " You got along with him?" "Yes." "Didn't I?" "okay." "Welcome." "May I help you?" "please." "HEY" "Having a kid is not a bad idea." "What do you mean?" "and not that annoying." "How would I tell my morn?" "How else?" "no?" "Mr. Cheung?" "no?" "We've been together for so long." "It's normal to think about these things." "So it's because we've been together this long that you want to get married or because you want a kid?" "A bit Of both." "It's not like you can separate the issues." "What's the difference?" "What matters is whether you want to or not." "That's not what matters." "What matters is that you suddenly want to but you don't really mean it." "If you were sincere you wouldn't ask me while filling the tank." "What difference does it make?" "We can talk about this anytime." "Some people even marry after pregnancy." "What?" "Let's talk about it later." "Can I talk to you both?" "About what?" "When I was in Canada" "I was diagnosed with endometriosis." "Doctor said if I don't have a baby now" "I'll never be able to." "So the reason I'm in Hong Kong is to get another diagnosis." "But the results were... the same." "How come you never mentioned this before?" "so I didn't say anything." "after I saw my doctor." "I was thinking for a long time." "Then I came up with an idea." "What idea?" "I want to be inseminated with Jimmy's sperm!" "Huh?" "what era are we in now?" "Technology is so advanced." "we won't need to have any physical contact which means we won't have to... you know what I mean!" "I just want Jimmy's sperm to have a baby." "What?" "Let me tell you." "technology is very advanced nowadays." "A lot of men now donate sperm." "You can go to a sperm bank instead." "I know!" "But the doctor said" "I only had one shot at this" "I don't want to do it with a stranger." "I won't even know his personality." "My wish is for the father to be someone I know well." "Someone I admire." "That's why I thought of Jimmy." "I know." "I understand." "But it's really up to her." "you haven't changed one bit." "Always pushing your problems onto others." "But I just follow your lead." "You don't have a problem with that?" "Helping someone out is not a big deal." "Then go help donate blood!" "You never do it when I ask you to." "That's different." "Fucking insane." "Why are we taking photos so damn early?" "What's more charitable?" "Blood or sperm donation?" "I don't know which is more charitable." "donating sperm doesn't." "one requires an injection." "The other just needs a fap." "In a few years a kid will call you daddy." "And you can play ball with him." "How nice." "So who needs sperm donation?" "Need help?" "I've been saving up." "She's very particular." "She won't accept it from lazy people like you" "I never said I'm doing it." "You didn't say no either." "okay?" "move a bit." "That's good." "very good." "Set up some lights there and there." "And change the backdrop!" "I wanted to ask you." "Do you want the make-up to be lighter or heavier?" "Lighter." "I prefer a natural look." "Come." "These are all my artworks." "But it's literally shit." "That's right" "I've been taking Polaroids of them for over two years." "date and place." "This is the most intimate thing I've ever done." "Everyone remembers their break-ups." "But nobody remembers when they shit." "Right?" "think about it." "Huh?" "Jimmy Cheung!" "What?" "What's with your friend?" "Playing with shit?" "!" "Dan is really up-and-coming right now." "A lot of galleries want his works." "he's not charging." "if you look closely you can see it has high artistic value." "I can't tell its artistic value." "But if I look closely" "I can tell he ate a lot of corn that day" "Jimmy!" "daddy." "Are you sure he's okay?" "Definitely okay!" "Is he experienced?" "Yes!" "He's very experienced." "He takes photos day and night!" "I'm gonna go do Apple's make-up now." "OK how's his past" "Very good!" " Beautiful!" " Thanks." "I've been wondering why did you decide... to choose my dad?" "I nearly drowned" "I was so close to dying." "The first person" "I thought of was your dad" "I knew then that I wanted to marry him." "Do you know?" "The first person you think of during a crisis is the person you're meant to be with." "Let's have another night out before you leave for Taiwan." "Again?" "You left halfway through last time!" "Fine." "Look at how happy they are." "Aren't you happy?" "Oh right you go." "What?" "Your dad asked me to go out with him again." "How can you not try it on?" "as long as it kinda fits." "not yours." "it's our anniversary." "I know!" "Of course I remembered." "It was at her birthday that you first hit on me." "How could I forget?" " Wow..." " Wow..." " You're really ridiculous!" " What now?" "I hit on you" " I remember it clearly." " You're the one who hit on me!" "OK." "Are you possessed?" "I hit on you." "Happy?" "Then tomorrow you pick the outfit for me." "Don't trip and fall!" "so many chicks here!" "How great!" "Let's go for a late night snack." "Count me out." "I still have plans" "I'd better not." "If you two aren't coming..." "Then I'm getting four-hands treatment again?" "Don't be a perv." "let's go." " Need a ride?" "go home and be with Cherie." "Watch yourself." "Watch your hips!" "Let the young ones do the work." "Your dad's really living it up." "Am just giving him support." "I can also help with your godmother issue." " How?" " I'll volunteer in your place." "and I'll work on her." "you'll get some good news." "What a sacrifice you're making" "I don't remember us being that close." "But I'm close with my sister." "A happy relationship isn't easy." "Don't do something to spoil it." "You understand!" "you're back?" " Yeah." "Back so early?" " Come here." " What?" "What's going on?" "Come over." "I have something to say to you." "Get up." "It's my fault for leaving you with that scar." "But what you're asking of me... is not something I can do." "It's not just because of her." "If we were to go through with it it would affect our relationship." "I wouldn't want to bump into my own child one day and not recognize him." "So..." "I'm sorry." "I can't help you with this." "Ah..." "I understand." "Thanks for being so straightforward." "I hope I didn't affect your relationship." "it didn't." "It did!" "You helped us understand our relationship better." "That's good... get some rest." "you too." "What?" "Did you eat something wrong?" "You're acting so weird." "How?" "You became manlier!" "YOu!" "YOu!" " What's the problem then?" " Isn't it strange?" "I've always been this manly" "I've always been manlier than you." "When I was out with your dad just now I realized a good relationship was hard to come by." "We shouldn't do something to spoil it." "Then let's do something now." "But she's outside." "We can do it quietly." "How?" "Can you not be so pervy?" " Hold this." " Why?" " You're wet." " You asshole." "chirp." "Some things don't have to be done in one night." " Did you get some Taiwanese dollars?" " Yup" "I still got lots of yen." "Not funny." "Thanks." "Most commercials sell how good a product is." "This time I'm selling how scary it is." "Flight attendants are scared of cup noodle orders the most." "then everyone wants one making them work like crazy." "You can resist food visually it's over." "So I want to make this one like a horror film." "Did you come up with that?" "Or did she give you the idea?" "Who?" "Have you had a lot of stewardesses?" "Why are you being so suspicious lately?" "then that means he subconsciously doesn't wanna be there." "So if you think I'm being suspicious lately." "It means subconsciously I think you're untrustworthy." "I subconsciously think you need medicine for your symptoms. - your room key." " Thank you." "what are you up to?" "Dim the lights first!" "They're off." "They're off!" "I'm the new nurse here." "Who's the patient?" "clearly!" "isn't it cute?" "cap... isn't it cute?" "Cute?" "can't you reply with something more serious?" "nurse" "I'm sick!" " Really?" " Hurry up and save me." "Let me see what's wrong can you take a look down there?" "Two shots and you'll be okay." "then I'll poke you later." " Now I'm poking you!" " Ar..." "Did you bring it?" "I forgot." "I didn't pack it." " Are you serious?" " Yes" "I'll go down to buy some." "What?" "Spit it out." "Nothing..." "Maybe we don't need it." "I had my period two days ago." "What's that?" "What's that?" "Attack!" "You're dead for sure." "you're finished!" "You've had your fill." "Why do you sound so pressured?" "But you're really filled up." "It's making me... a bit hungry." "Let's go down for some food." "Then get changed." "What's happening?" "it's an earthquake." "go hide under the table." "no!" " Quick!" "Be a good girl!" "It's dangerous!" "Go there!" "quick!" "no!" " Go there!" "just a few steps." "Cherie!" "Cherie!" "Come here!" "Give me your hand!" "Hurry!" "come here!" "It's dangerous!" "Come over!" "I can't get in!" "okay?" "Come here." "It's stopped." "Everything's okay." "good girl." "Nothing else is open." "Have this first." "What's wrong?" "Still scared?" "You're all pale." "My friend was in Tokyo during the big earthquake..." "Why did you leave me just now?" "What?" "During the earthquake just now why did you leave me to hide under the table?" "Did you forget already? but you held onto the door" "I was scared." "Why did you leave me there?" "I went away to pull the table over." "You saw that I couldn't move it past the door" "I kept calling you over." "You did call me over but from under the table." "Hold on." "Come here." "You were here just now." "If the ceiling were to collapse it wouldn't have mattered if I was here or there." "What's the problem with me being under the table?" "The problem is you always put yourself first." "Can you not blow this out of proportion?" "You knew that spot wasn't safe." "What's the point of me standing next to you?" "I've been upset with myself lately" "I felt like I was being overly suspicious about everything." "I felt like the local girls I used to look down on." "I didn't understand why maybe after dating someone for a while or even want them to change." "I realized quite a few things." "My subconscious has in fact been telling me that our problem isn't that I've changed or that you're younger than me." "It's that you're just like my father." "At the most critical moments abandon everything just to prioritize yourself." "So it's my fault again?" "Sorry but my reaction just now was totally instinctive and completely reasonable." "If you think that it means I don't want to die with you it's my fault" "I don't want to be the one left behind anymore" "I'm not as strong as my morn." "Never mind." "where are you going?" "Back to Hong Kong." "We all had made promise because once we are loney." "We get too tried of living because we both suffering in it." "these same ways." "How long is it going to be?" "we've accepted each other." "Whose dreams are we still trying to fulfill it doesn't matter if days like these are numbered." "Always thinking about our past tenderness." "Which kept me warm at night." "You said a person's beauty is sincere." "Two people being together is fate like a dream" "I wouldn't have put my love in the same place" "I can forgive your foolishness." "But this foolishness I'll never forget like a dream." "I wouldn't have put my love in the same place" "I can forgive your foolishness." "But this foolishness I'll never forget like a dream." "Jimmy:" "Can you give me another chance?" "letting you run wild." "Letting you grow stronger in a place where I'm not." "The first person you think of in a crisis is the person you're meant to be with." "Cherie!" "Sis!" "What are you doing?" "Get up quick." "Are you okay?" "Why are you so sad?" "Is it because of me?" "I keep wondering if I should stay with him." "I don't know if he's right for me." "When we were in Taiwan the hotel receptionist called me "Mrs. Cheung"." "It really made me happy." "After a woman turns thirty-five she just wants to settle down." "But I don't feel like I need to settle down" "I can live just as well on my own." "Because I don't want a man who's like my dad." "He said he wanted a baby." "But I don't feel that he's mature enough to be a father." "Maybe a baby is just another new toy to him." "I don't want us to grow old hurt each other." "Perhaps it's best to break up now" "I'm leaving now." "Cherie wanted to return this to you." "Take care." "Did she tell you where she went?" "I've thought of how you could repay me for this" "I already told you I couldn't help you." "Listen to me first" "I want to give you a chance to forgive me." "Forgive you for what?" "when I said I was sick" "I was lying to you." "my boyfriend and I broke up." "So I wanted to a baby to piss him off." "too." "So when you said I'd be a good father that was a lie too?" "Of course not!" "That part is true." "But I want you to understand something." "We have the same problem." "I think we need to stop acting like kids." "It's time to grow up." "She didn't come back." "Should I call her?" "No need." "I just wanted to keep you company." "Sometimes you really remind me of her father." "So?" "How is he?" "What can I get you?" "Half a kilo of this." "You think I don't know?" "Derek has a big mouth." "Half a kilo!" "please." " Can I ask you a question?" " What?" "Go ahead." "Am I really like Uncle?" "You're both the same." "You can't seem to grow up." "But you have two differences." "The second is that you're willing to think about others you're willing to change." "And the first?" "He was better looking than you." "Leaving behind this set of keys." "Returning these old love letters." "So you'd take back your good intentions from before." "Put it to an end." "So on-the-nose?" "Turn it off!" "She's been sleeping for how long?" "Half a day." "Hasn't gotten up once." "Maybe she's better off dead." "Not really." "why is her luggage so small?" "Clearly she's half-hearted about the whole thing." "Let's not bring her down any more." "Time to lift the mood!" "The present situation can't be changed." "Similar plots can't ever be predicted." "The Butterfly Lovers would rather suffer together." "Morph into a butterfly and become legend." "Changping can't escape." "displaced then reunited and was worn out." "his long-lasting love." "reunite on hill springs." "What the fuck" "I relieve boredom with a companion." "Youth flies off fast." "So does a romance." "Love is precarious." "Happiness soon becomes past." "We may only meet again." "On the horizon far away." "Cherie Yu." "How do you know my name?" "We've been watching you for a while." "In this universe there's a law of mutual attraction." "we can feel it." "your brain waves have been very unusual lately." "Once or twice each month we sense this kind of brain activity." "You earthlings call it... menstruation." "your brain waves have been especially off so we decided to make contact." "we'll let you represent your planet to ask one universally important question." "Should I break up with Jimmy Cheung?" "What's his horoscope?" "Virgo." "And?" "After making two trillion calculations the conclusion we reached is that this relationship has a fifty-fifty chance of working." "it's up to you to choose." "That's pretty accurate." "Most things in this universe can be predicted except for the relationships between you humans." "Those are the hardest to grasp." "bye." "Hey!" "So what do I do?" "If you want to solve your problem then go back to where you first became aware of love!" "Do you still remember this place?" "Of course I do." "I thought about it a lot" "I haven't seen you both for so long." "What should my first words to you and Derek be?" "But I was afraid I couldn't say it." "I managed to say it." "Do you remember?" "My first words." "You introduced us to your girlfriend Apple." "I mean the line before that." "You were coming back from the restroom..." "And then you... sorry." "When your morn and I had difficulties." "I chose not to face them." "Instead I chose to leave." "I know my decision affected you a lot." "I know because of that you're afraid of meeting a man like me." "your dad is someone... who only knows how to hide from his problems." "after all these women" "I couldn't find one I could spend my life with." "Daughter." "I don't want you to be like me." "You must face your problems." "It doesn't matter if you choose Jimmy or not." "What's important is... and in good health." "Don't wait until you're my age to learn how to stop hiding." "Can I go back to calling you "Joseph"?" "I really hate calling you "Philip"." "Of course you can!" "Stop thinking so much." "I told you early on nothing good came out of dating younger guys?" "Let's get back together." "so how can we get back together?" "as kids." "And we even slept on separate beds." "You don't know what you're missing." "We got it fixed." "Don't bother." "Pauline from the tailor's said that asshole had taken the outfit already." "So he's going to Autumn's birthday party?" "Clearly he wants to patch things up." "What the hell?" "He dares to show up?" "Then let's screw with him!" "Our operation today is." "Let him think he's irresistible;" "We'll act as if he's invisible"." "Okay?" "such as" "Amanda Lee's "Live Better Than You" and." "You're No Good." "And Veronica Yip's "Men Are All the Same"." "Forbidden songs include Jenny Tseng's "Last Rose"." "And Linda Wong's "Don't Ask Who I Am"." "And don't let them sit and whisper to each other." "You know how she is." "She gets wet as soon as the jerk starts talking" "I mean the eyes!" "Isn't that a bit mean?" "Let's not encourage their break-up." "But they've already split up." "Enough!" "I got it." "Today is really all about Autumn." "Where is she?" "Autumn..." "Happy birthday!" "Chug it!" "Chug it!" "Chug it!" "really." "What about you and I go back to Mui Wo." "Maybe I can be your rebound." "Not again!" "Want someone to eat Sichuan poached fish with you?" "Maybe I visit you in Beijing?" "For real?" "Sure!" "Hey..." "What's this here?" "What did I bump into?" "She's so daring." "How spooky!" "I think I bumped into something." "What?" "Who fucking knows?" "I requested this song." "Come!" "Have you ever experienced something like this?" "In a certain environment and place." "In a certain environment and place." "a peculiar feeling will rush to the heart." "Scenes from the past that remain in the heart will stir up the soul." "As if things were as good as before." "I recalled some ancient feelings in my heart." "And recalled the happy days from my past." "From my past that's far away now." "When we saw each other every day." "You once said you never want me to change." "What's in the past won't show up again." "The distance from it will only increase." "I know each walks their own path." "having loved you." "A warmth that comes with pride." "deeply in love." "Left behind memories in my mind." "From that day on I'll never forget." "When I think..." "Think of you." "still loving you." "A loving couple who cannot be together is destined for tragedy." "You can only hide this love deep within your heart you may recall the love you had for this person." "When I think..." "Think of you." "I'm still in love with you." "Happy birthday to you!" "Happy birthday to Autumn!" "Happy birthday to you!" "Make a wish!" "Cut the boobs!" "Where is he?" "we agreed to ignore him." "Your brother's looking for you." "Hello?" "What?" "I'm coming." "Where are you?" "I see you." "Why isn't your phone working?" "It ran out of battery." "Why are you here?" "Dad told Jimmy and I to go sing with him." "But someone snatched them away!" "Why would someone snatch them away?" "Last time we went out to party." "Dad ate out these twins." "Turns out they're triad boss' daughers!" "So he snatched them away." " Where are they now?" " Probably nearby." "Take me to them right away." "So mom's old story was true. - eating little girls!" " Enough!" "Why didn't you keep your eye on dad?" "!" " Stop!" " Wh t ' a are you doing?" "!" "who are you?" "That's my father!" "And this is my..." "Friend!" "Girl!" "Your friend introduced my daughters to your father." "whom I'd do anything for." "But your father ate them both out." "How will you pay me back?" "run!" " Don't listen to him?" "!" " Ar!" "What can I do to let them go?" "Simple." "They ate out my daughters." "If I eat out your father's daughter right?" "make me satisfied then I'll let them go." "don't say yes to him!" "one night with me may not be enough." "Let's go on a trip!" "We return only when you're totally satisfied." "How's that?" "Is that your real offer?" "enough." "Every time you piss me off you try to fix things with a big show." "Grow up." "listen..." " You talk too much!" "Brother Eagle..." "The hoax is up." "What about the chopping hands bit?" "What's there to chop?" "The ruse is up?" "Did I perform badly?" "I really am being serious." "That's why I come up with these gimmicks." "I know I sometimes can be a bit simple so it comes out as insincere..." "Like thoughtlessly saying that I want a kid that's my fault." "Sorry." "But I can't live without you." "I want to be with you forever." "I don't want you to commit suicide over me." "I wasn't going to." "Godmother told me everything..." "That night in Taiwan you said I only cared about myself." "But it's really not like that" "I was only thinking about how to protect you" "I can't let anything happen to you." "Do you understand me?" "Jimmy Cheung." "I like you a lot" "I'm so happy when I'm with you." "But I'm also very simple." "I want to be a woman who no matter what has a man who protects me." "really need to feel a sense of security." "I don't want a boy who can't grow up." "Let's leave it at that." "On that romantic Autumn day." "the warmest in my life." "Dry ice in water turns out smoke." "Just like how." "I changed when I met Cherie." "I'm not much of a lyricist." "When I get to the chorus." "but I really mean it." "Cherie Yu rescues Jimmy Cheung." "Saved his whole entire life." "Gives him courage to dress as Linda Wong." "Cherie Yu's older than Jimmy Cheung." "But she's shorter than Jimmy Cheung." "but he's cooler than Huang Xiaoming." "There's no way he's cooler." "I told you to keep them apart!" "Now we have a problem." "As difficult as our search for UFOs we'll find a way." "Do you prefer Ekin Cheng with long hair?" "Want me to grow mine out?" "I can grow it out right now." "Dress up like a nurse again." "Help me dress my feelings." "I'll be good now." "Cherie Yu rescues Jimmy Cheung." "He's already sung this part." " This dude is crazy!" " Yeah!" "Gives him courage to dress as Linda Wong." "Cherie Yu's older than Jimmy Cheung." "But she's shorter than Jimmy Cheung." "but he's cooler than Huang Xiaoming." "please come with Jimmy." "please come with Jimmy." "Jimmy's character is more reliable than Leon Lai." "please marry Jimmy." "Give the rest of your life to Jimmy." "to keep peace on this Earth!" "So fucking touching!" "Cherie Yu." "You're the one who made me grow up." "If it weren't for you." "I never would've become a man." "Thanks for rescuing me." "I bought this ring weeks ago." "I brought it from Hong Kong to Taiwan." "From Taiwan back to Hong Kong." "I always thought that a real man must possess lots of things to validate himself." "But in the end I realize that or a Dali." "He needs a woman whom he loves and whom he can take care of for the rest of his life." "Cherie Yu" "I'll take care of you." "Really?" "I told you women love big shows!" "Please cancel the Mui Wo vacation home." "Don't..." "What if I go with you?" "I haven't done it before." "Please hold the booking." "If only morn were here..." "You!" "Better take good care of Cherie." "I'll castrate you!" "got it." "Directed  Original Story by:" "Pang Ho-Cheung." "Produced by:" "Subi Liang" "Shawn Yue" "Miriam Yeung." "Co-Starring:" "Jiang Mengjie  Wang Xiaochen." "Susan Shaw  Derek Tsang" "Jo Kuk  Mia Yarn." "Roy Szeto  Subyub Lee." "Shiga Lin  Stephanie Au" "Lawrence Chou  Toby Lee." "Jimmy Wan  Luk Yee Sum." "Production Manager:" "Yau Tsz Kit Line Producer:" "Dickson Leung." "Janet Yung  Peter Karn." "Editor:" "Wenders Li (H.K.S.E.)" "Director of Photography:" "Chou Yi-Hsien." "Production Designer:" "Man Lim Chung." "Art Director:" "Billy Li Costume Designer:" "Polly Chan." "Sound Designer:" "Tu Duu-chih  Chiang Lien-Chen." "Lai Tsz Fei  Yu Yat Tung." "Action Choreographer:" "Jack Wong." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Are you here to sleep or to pick up garbage?" "Dressed like this sorry." "officer." " Give me!" "See if there's more where that came from." " Cherie Yu." " What?" " I found your friend." " Who?" "Are you guys done?" "officer." " Get it away from me!" "Of course it's loaded if it's been used!" "he's harassing me!" "Yours aren't loaded?" "Cherie Yu" "I'm gonna hypnotize you!" "Look at it." "officer." "You try." "I'm done." "Let's get to work." "No wonder you come here." "What a nice view." "I'm focused on my board" "I don't pay them any attention." "Oh my god!" "Is that like really hard to ride?" "Can I try?" "Don't you have something to say?" "and you're fucked!" "Get lost..." "Bitch." "What the fuck did you say?" "Bitch got lost"." "I'm sorry" "I have to go look for it." "I follow through on my promises." "I told that bitch to get lost!" "you would've gotten her number." " Let me ask you something." " What?" "Why did you get back together with me?" "You really want to know?" "I encountered aliens." "I really encountered aliens back at the resevoir and I really saw aliens." "They've been observing us all along." "They told me our relationship had a 50% chance of working." "So I decided to take a chance." "You've been lying to me since Ekin Cheng was popular and now you're even making up alien stories." "Just admit that you like me for my looks." "What?" "I'm starting to appreciate your friend's work." " He's really quite talented." " Why?" "He could really make people look like shit." "See?" "High artistic value." "Seven or eight storeys high." "Mr. Cheung." "You've run out of things to buy." "What now?" "I'm just doing what your mom said making concrete investments." "Don't tell me you don't know what this is." "This is Supreme!" "Supreme!" "Why are you mimicking me?" "Supreme!" "You think you can add a few syllables and you'll sound like me? we can afford a flat!" "You just don't get it." "Happy birthday!" "What is it?" "Why did you suddenly get me a license plate?" "Was it expensive?" "Nobody wants this one." "But what does it mean?" "You!" "Look in the mirror." "Screw you!" "You're the asshole!" "my M really didn't come this time"