"So here's your schedule for today." "You got a letter from a fan with a naked picture in it." "I'm gonna need to see that." "I prescreened this one." "It's pretty rough." "Glen, if a fan of mine went to the trouble" "Wow, he's hairy." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey, sexy." "Hey." "As her boyfriend, I'm actually gonna take that one." "Really?" "Sexy?" "Okay." "Where were we?" "Oh, my call sheet." "Your sister Mary Teresa called." "She's all set for a visit this weekend." "That is this weekend?" "I can't stand her." "I can't keep my Tribbiani women straight." "Mary Teresa's the one with the mustache?" "No, no, that's cookie." "Or Tina." "Cousin Marie, Grandma." "No, Mary Teresa is the fancy one." "She thinks she's so much classier than me." "Gina, she's family." "She'll stay here with me." "It'll be fine." "I can control the Tribbiani women." "There's a trick with each one." "Veronica, food." "Dina, shoes." "Cookie, four, maybe five police officers." "Oh, yeah?" "What trick do you use on me?" "You think I could trick someone who looks that good and has an adult son?" "A son who's a genius." "Oh, you guys." "Listen, Mom, they just totally" "Michael!" "Oh, my God!" "Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET" "I just checked the board." "Mary Teresa's plane is here." "I don't get why everyone treats her like she's so special." "She's the baby in the family." "No, Dina's the baby." "They're only nine months apart." "Weren't all you guys 9 months apart?" "Yeah." "Mom was in a medical journal." "I don't even think I'd recognize Mary Teresa." "She'll be the one talking about her swimming pool." "Bet she mentions it three times before we get to the car." "I'll take that bet." "How much?" "$21 .99." "The cost of a case of Rolling Rock?" "That's right." "I can't believe this is taking so long." "There's a girl at the apartment." "Hey." "No, no." "She's delivering something." "I'll bet she is." "No, no." "She works at the fish store on Pico." "Yeah, she does." "Okay." "Seriously." "Stop." "There she is, there she is." "And the moral of that story is:" "I love my pool." "Hey, Mary Teresa!" "Joey!" "My celebrity brother." "And, Michael." "What a good-looking man you've grown up to be." "And, Gina." "Are you okay?" "I'm tall and can eat whatever I want, so, yeah, I'm doing okay." "So how was your flight?" "The stewardess said the funniest thing to me." "She said, "Where did you get that giant ring?"" "You got engaged." "Walter proposed last week." "It was so romantic." "We were out by the pool." "He got down on one knee." "You see, Gina, ordinarily..." "... when a man proposes, Dad isn't holding his neck saying, "Do it."" "Dad's face was pretty red." "Excuse me." "Hi, honey." "Yeah, I just landed." "No, no." "The switch for the patio lights is inside the pool house." "That's three." "Pay up." "I don't think that one counts." "Judges?" "That's a pool mention." "Well, I appeal." "Denied." "I love your place." "How many square feet?" "I don't know." "Sixteen hundred." "That's so funny." "I just got a new Mercedes." "Anyway, yeah, you're gonna stay here." "The couch pulls out, so" "Oh, Joey, I can't sleep on a pullout couch." "Isn't my big brother gonna let me take his room?" "come on." "You're not 7 anymore." "That's not gonna work." "Pretty please." "I love it." "Get up there!" "Hello." "Hey, you." "You tracked me down." "Look, I was gonna call you, but I lost your number." "Oh, Joelle, you're here." "Great." "I got the black light for your aquarium." "Thank you." "Oh, you're the fish-store girl." "I thought you were someone I slept with and never called back." "Okay." "Some girl shows up and you just assume you've hooked up with her?" "It happens a lot." "It's kind of hard to keep track." "We haven't--?" "No!" "You are missing out." "Thanks for bringing this over." "I could've just come by the store." "Oh, it was nothing." "Besides, I wanted to see where you live." "Why is the hot girl flirting with Michael?" "That's not very nice." "And I have no idea." "So where is the aquarium?" "It's in my bedroom." "Can I see it?" "I'd rather not." "It's my private space." "Thanks for coming by." "lf you give me your number..." "... I'll call you when the tigerfish come in." "I don't wanna end up on a mailing list." "I'll call the store." "What the hell was that?" "What?" "It looks like you have an admirer." "Right." "Now, if you'll excuse me  meandmy blacklightaregonna  blow some fish's minds." "That explains why Michael didn't get all nervous." "He has no idea she's into him." "You should give him some pointers." "No, no, no, I've tried." "When I get involved, I put too much pressure on him, and he blows it." "I need to just leave him alone." "But he's your nephew." "The best I can do is live my life in a sexual manner..." "... andhopehe learnsbyexample." "Oh, good." "The maid's here." "We are out of towels." "Thought I'd jump in the hot tub." "Anyone care to join me?" "Gina, can you even go in since you got those things?" "Of course I can." "In two more months." "Look at us." "And when we were kids, who would've thought you'd end up  ona bigprime-timeshow, and I'd end up engaged  tothesecondmostsuccessful water-bed salesman in Bergen County." "Second most successful?" "There's no shame in that." "Mr. Waterbed is an institution." "All right, well, I'm gonna go inside." "Would you put my ring in your safe?" "I don't have a safe  but I'll keep it right here in my pocket." "It'll be fine." "My body repels engagement rings." "Hit the switch, I wanna show you my black light." "Okay." "Sure." "This reminds me of Studio 54 in the '70s." "Wait." "You were, like, 1 0 years old." "So?" "Weird." "The stones in your bracelet are lit up, but Mary Teresa's ring isn't." "Under shortwave UV light, only real gemstones will glow." "Wait a second." "Does that mean her diamond is fake?" "Oh, God, please let me have this." "I never ask you for anything." "You always ask me for stuff." "Don't do that!" "You sound just like him." "Wait." "You know, this isn't glowing at all." "This thing's fake." "Is it?" "Oh, happy day!" "I can't wait to tell her." "No, you cannot tell her." "Why are you always trying to protect her?" "This is my chance to prove to her she is not fancy." "You're just gonna hurt her." "What do you stand to gain?" "I get to hurt her." "It's really something, isn't it?" "It is." "Walter won't tell me how much it cost, but he said I was worth every penny." "He's right." "You truly deserve this." "I think I'll have some wine before dinner." "I'd offer some to you, Gina, but I'm guessing you're already drunk." "I may drink, but at least I'm not dating someone  who's constantly being mistaken for one of the Three Stooges." "Yeah." "The best-looking one." "Moe." "I know why you're being so petty." "You're jealous because I have Walter, who buys me lovely things like this." "Buys, or digs out of a cereal box?" "Okay!" "Why don't you stop criticizing each other..." "... andcriticizeothermembers of the family, huh?" "What about Tina?" "What do we hate about her?" "She is pretty dumb." "Yeah." "Remember when we told her that jellybeans were diet pills?" "She got so fat." "And when we told her jellybeans were birth control pills?" "Oh, she got so pregnant." "She might be the dumbest Tribbiani." "See?" "This is what I wanted." "You guys get along." "Look at us." "Hanging out, having fun, no one's talking about Gina's drinking  or Mary Teresa's fake ring." "This is great." "My fake what?" "I'm dumber than Tina!" "I can't believe my ring isn't real." "What am I gonna find out next?" "That you're not the second-largest waterbed salesman in Bergen County?" "Fourth?" "!" "I have to go the bathroom so bad, but I don't wanna leave." "Don't worry about how much the wedding costs." "There isn't gonna be a wedding." "And I'm keeping the Mercedes." "Leased?" "!" "I feel so bad." "Why'd I have to tell her about it?" "Maybe she'll learn not to fall for guys for their money." "Her whole life, she has gone from Walter to Walter." "Wasn't there a David in there?" "Oh, jeez, you are worse than Tina." "I was speaking "metamorphically."" "Screw you, Walter!" "And I have news for you:" "Since I've been here, I've been sleeping on a conventional mattress, and I love it!" "Well, you were right." "The ring's a fake." "It's not even cubic zirconia." "It's part of a pirate's costume." "Hey, hey, you're gonna be okay." "You're with family, and we're gonna help you get through this." "Right, Gina?" "Mary Angela, you are not gonna believe what just happened." "Gina!" "I'll call you back." "I have nothing to go back to." "What am I gonna do?" "This could be good." "Your whole life..." "... you've always had someone like Walter to take care of you." "Maybe this could be a chance for you to stand on your own." "You're right." "I don't need a rich husband." "There you go." "I have a rich brother!" "There you go!" "I'm gonna stay here, and you're gonna take care of me now." "Did I just become--?" "You sure did, Walter." "Hey." "Hey." "Where's Mary Teresa?" "I have her laundry." "You did her laundry?" "She thinks I'm the housekeeper." "I don't like conflict." "Just don't tell her I speak English." "Is that you, Alex?" "Joelle." "Come on in." "What's up?" "Well, the fish food came in." "And I thought that you might wanna take this bottle of wine..." "... andwatchthemeteorshower." "Maybe we could drive up..." "... toMulhollandandcheckitout." "That's a great idea." "Well, so far, so good." "Oh, you know who else loves a good meteor shower?" "My friend Seth." ""Will invite Seth."" "You know, actually, that's not what I really wanna do." "Okay." "You brought it up." "So... ." "Maybe I'll just see you at the store." "Okay." "Bye." "That's weird." "Everyone knows the more eyes the better at a meteor shower." "I mean, get a clue, Joelle." "I'm gonna go check out the sky right now." "I can't stand this anymore." "That girl is losing interest." "We have to do something." "He will not die a virgin." "Hey." "Stars are amazing, aren't they?" "Yeah, they are." "But sometimes when a woman looks at the sky with a man..." "... she doesn't wanna talk about the stars, if you know what I mean." "Yes, I guess so." "Sometimes you're not great at picking up signals when a girl is into you." "Oh, my God." "Yeah, Michael, open your eyes." "Tonight, you have this opportunity to" "Michael, what are you doing?" "Now, Alex, that is the only kiss we can ever share, all right?" "I'm flattered, but you're married." "I'm not talking about me." "You're not?" "No." "I'm talking about Joelle." "The fish girl likes you." "Yeah, right." "Like I could get a girl like that." "She's way out of my league." "Well, you just kissed me." "You think I'd be into you?" "You and I are kind of on the same" "No, we're not!" "You went shopping again." "Yeah." "Here's your credit card." "Thanks for letting me use it." "Thanks for taking it out of my wallet while I was sleeping." "I'll go upstairs and finish redecorating." "What?" "How was your day?" "Great." "Awesome." "I quit." "What?" "I've worked for difficult people." "Betty White put a cigarette out on my arm." "But your sister is, by far, the worst." "I had no idea you were so fed up." "Part of my job is pretending to be okay with people's crazy requests." "So were you mad, playing hide-and-go-seek at the mall?" "Only when I was hiding, and you forgot and went to a movie." "I won't be hanging around anymore." "Mary Teresa fired me as your maid." "What?" "She found silverware in my purse..." "... andaccusedme of stealing." "It was mine." "I don't even know how it got here." "We borrowed it for "British night."" "Glen dressed as a butler." "We made him speak in an accent." "You hated that too." "You guys are so loud." "I was trying to be creative." "Hey!" "You don't work here anymore." "Joey, check her pockets." "She is awful." "You have got to tell her to get out of here." "Maybe you're right." "Glen, I don't wanna lose you." "And, Alex, you deserve a second chance." "I just gotta think of a nice way to get rid of her." "Leave her in the desert." "Push her off a bridge." "Sorry, hit her with a car." "Let me get this straight." "You're gonna buy her a real ring and tell her it's from Walter?" "That way, she goes home and I go back to dealing with just one crazy sister." "I just can't believe you're doing this." "Why does it bother you so much?" "Don't you want her to go back?" "It's not that." "It's the way you treat her." "I don't care if the rest of the family dotes on her." "You should know better." "Are you jealous?" "No." "I don't need any of that stuff." "I can take care of myself." "But every once in a while, it might be nice to be spoiled." "Gina, we both know that if I did nice stuff for you, you'd hit me." "May I help you?" "I'd like to buy an engagement ring." "Something cheap." "But big." "But cheap." "But a real diamond." "But I don't care if it's cloudy, chipped or stolen from a grave, you know." "May I say, you two are going to be very happy together." "This is my sister." "Oh, so the ring is for someone else?" "Yeah, my other sister." "Oh, your family's perfect?" "Mary Teresa, could you come down for a second?" "This is a stupid way to get rid of her." "I'm not leaving her in the desert." "We don't have to do mine." "Glen and Alex had ideas too." "I have something for you." "A mink?" "A car?" "A pony?" "Don't guess." "No, no." "No." "It's from Walter." "Walter?" "Right." "He wanted you to have this." ""Oh, Walter, it's so beautiful."" "Wow, it really is." "But he lied to me." "He has to win me back." "Where's the speech?" "The big gesture?" "Well, when Joey was on the phone..." "... therewasaspeech that went with the ring." "I can't believe you did it without the speech." "Do the speech." "Oh, yeah, right." "Walter told me to say some stuff." "He said that..." "... hewantedyoutoknow  that he loves and cherishes you..." "... thatyouarethe mostspecialwoman  in the whole world..." "... andhecannotwaittospend  the rest of his life with you." "Maybe I'll just keep the ring and stay." "What?" "Wait, no!" "Help me." "Mary Teresa..." "... Iamveryrelieved you are not going back to him." "I've always been jealous of you." "If you married Walter, it'd drive me crazy." "Really?" "Yeah." "If you're not gonna go after him, I might have to go after him myself." "I might just have to marry Walter, and finally be fancier than you." "I will swim in your pool." "Never!" "You can't have him." "I'm marrying Walter." "I have said too much." "Now I've lost him." "I'm gonna go call Walter and tell him I'm coming home." "Do you have to go?" "If you do, there's a 7:00 flight." "I better go pack." "I wish I hadn't fired Alex." "I mean, she was a thief, but, man, could she fold." "Thank you." "You okay now that your favorite sister's gone?" "Gina, she's not my favorite sister." "No?" "I picked you up a little something at the store." "It may be the world's smallest diamond." "You shouldn't have done that." "I love you too." "Mind if I test it under the black light?" "No, no." "I'm curious myself." "It was pretty cheap." "You know what?" "If Joelle's into me, I'll call her." "You're calling another woman?" "Alex is right here." "You said you'd stop making fun of me." "Yeah, I lied." "Okay, I got her machine." "It's good." "Hi, Joelle, this is Michael." "My neighbor was just telling me that I was missing a few signals earlier..." "... andthatyouwanted to go out with me." "I think we should do it." "I mean, go out, not have sex." "I mean, it would be nice because I'm a virgin." "I mean, I'm not a virgin." "I've just never been with a woman." "Not that I've been with a man." "I just" "He's actually getting better." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"