"[ thunder crashes ] [laughsevilly] [ sawing ]" "[ electricity crackles ] it'salive!" "[ thunder crashes ] [laughsevilly] [ smooches ] [ laughs evilly ]" "gladys,itis time." "oh,no." "I'm not going out like a bitch." "wha--whatareyou doing?" "kickingyourassiswhat I'm doing." "no,youaren't." "You're going out like a bitch." "that'sthethigh-master [bleep]" "Oh, reaper." "oh,gladys." "oh,reaper." "[ bed squeaking ] grandma?" "[whimpering] [ engine sputtering ] comeon,comeon." "[ screams ] you'regonnafloodthe" "Engine." "Don't pump the gas." "[ engine sputtering ] could be your carburetor." "Pop the hood." "Try it again." "[screams] soundslike..." "Your" "Carburetor." "justchecked." "Looks fine." "fuelpump,maybe." "Icouldjustcalltheauto club." "[ screams ] didyoucheckthe" "Distributor cap?" "It rained last night." "yep,there'swaterinit." "Okay, try it now." "[ engine turns over ] youfixedit ." "Wow, thank you." "so,youknowwhatwe'regonna" "Do now, right?" "Whoo!" "Best night ever!" "bestfriendsever." "besticecreamever." "youguysgotanywheretobe ?" "actually..." "yeah,righthere." "Let's cruise." "[ tires squeal ] [monotone]dropyour  weapon." "You have five seconds to comply." "[ gun cocks ]" "You have four seconds to comply." "[ screaming ] getawayfromme!" "edward209,whatdoyou think you're doing?" "hedidn'tdropthe gun ,mama." "hediddropthe gun ." "aw,I 'msorry,mama." "you'recominghomewithme" "Now." "You have five seconds to comply." "[ gun cocks ] okay,mama." "You have four seconds to comply." "butI said"okay,mama."" "seehowit feels,edward?" "whatthe[bleep]isgoingon?" "bud." "why." "guys,I havecirrhosisofthe liver." "bud." "why?" "becauseI haveadrinking problem." "well,aftercrossingthe  freeway, base jumping off a" "Cliff, and dodging bullets in a gang war, we finally found my" "Reptar doll." "tommy,whatareyou doingin" "The street?" "oh,thankgod." "They've been lost for hours." "Where were they?" "stu,a word." "[ muffled ] what the [bleep]" "Stu?" "[muffled]well,I'msorry ." "The babies escaped, and I -- escaped?" "They're babies, you sack-less moron." "Iwasdownstairs,workingon a new toy, and they just -- oh,a newtoy." "Never mind, then." "didi,ifyoukeepridiculing my work, I-I swear to god -- what?" "You'llhitme?" "Ooh, you're such a man." "[ crashes ] didi,stop." "I'llbetheman ." "[ thudding, crashing ]" "See, stu?" "I'm the man!" "[sobbing]I wantadivorce." "theseal-qaedadriversare  the best, and they plan to" "Smuggle a nuclear device across the mexican border." "gonnahaveto fightfirewith  fire." "youdon'tmean-- that'sright." "We're gonna need the baddest, brashest, ballsiest hot-shit" "Drivers in the world, and I know just the assholes." "[ cheering ] [ engine revs ]" "[ engine revving ] [ cranking, pounding ]" "whoooo-ee." "yourcountryneedsyou ." "You in?" "meandunclesam ,wehaven't" "Always seen eye-to-eye." "wewantourrecordsscrubbed" "Clean." "Full pardons." "onelastjob,and thenwe're out." "I'mreallyconfused,and I want to go home." "goteam!" "[ moans ]" "I-I-I-Idon't[groans] [ car whirring ] niceremote-controlcar,you" "Eccentric bitch." "I'm gonna step on it." "whenpeopletrytoputme down, I use punky power." ""punkypower"?" "[groans]" "It's what she calls "believing in yourself."" "actually,punkypower [demonic voice] is this." "[ screaming ] oh,no." "I've heard of this." "The elders in my world spoke of" "The chosen one from earth who would possess ultimate power." "Iwilldestroythe worldwith  punky power." "stopthis,punky." "Don't destroy the world." "Iwasabandonedina grocery store." "Why shouldn't I destroy the world?" "It doesn't need me." "butI needyou,punky." "You're like my real daughter, and I would never abandon you " "Never!" "do- -[ normalvoice]do you" "Mean it?" "[panting]" "What should I do with the body?" "whocares?" "She's not my real daughter." "bythepowerofgrayskull..." "I have the power!" "hey,couldyounot havethe power at 3:00 a.M.?" "Some of us have to wake up in three hours, for [bleep] sake." "nothingmoreforyou here, agent starling." "Fly, fly, fly." "Ibitmy wrist." "Look at the blood!" "[gags] agentstarling!" "Multiple miggs will suffer for" "That." "Buffalo bill went by an alias" "Once." "Mofet." "M-o-f-e-t." "Go now!" "Ireallycutmywriststhis" "Time." "areyouhurt?" "blammo!" "[gags] agentstarling!" "I didn't think miggs could" "Manage again so soon." "The answer is in the file." "What does buffalo bill covet?" "Go now!" "youwantto adoptakitten?" "where'dyougetakitten?" "it'sfrommy dick!" "[gasps] agentstarling!" "Are you retarded," "Agent starling?" "Stop letting miggs hit you with" "His spooge." "Look, bill hates his own" "Identity and he thinks that makes him a transsexual." "Go now!" "wanttoseeamagictrick ?" "well,I likemagic." "abracadabra!" "[gags] agentstarling!" "Miggs must have horse balls or something." "I've never seen anything like it." "Look, buffalo bill wasn't born a killer." "He was made one through years of systematic abuse." "Go now!" "Agent starling!" "The exit is right here." "I don't think she's gonna catch that guy." "youknow,mr ." "Mayor,more than just children celebrate" "Halloween." "So this year, why don't we cater" "Our celebration to adults?" "whatdoyoumean?" "¶whenyou'reachild, Halloween is so sweet ¶" "¶ haunted houses, candy, and treats ¶" "¶ but after you turn 18, there's a brand-new reason for" "Halloween ¶ ¶ this is grown-up Halloween," "This is grown-up Halloween ¶ ¶ grown-up, grown-up, Halloween," "Halloween ¶ ¶I amthegirlwho'sdressed" "Like a bee ¶ ¶that'snotabee, I've seen" "A bee ¶ ¶I amtheherpesinher" "Underwear, ready to jump out and give you a scare ¶" "¶powerpuffgirlsdrinkfrom  a flask shared by a douche in a" "Nixon mask ¶ ¶I don'thaveacondom" "On me ¶ ¶[ bleep]it,thisis" "Hallow[retches] ¶ ¶thisis grown-upHalloween," "This is grown-up Halloween ¶ ¶ grown-up, grown-up," "Halloween ¶ ¶Halloween¶ [screams] [coos] ourbabywillbesafe now." "On earth, he'll be a god amongst" "Men." "[ beeping, air hissing ] tothink,you'vefoundaway  to stock enough food and oxygen" "To last his long journey." "Ijustshotadead baby into" "Space." "inothernews,a topographical map of eternia" "Has finally been completed." "Snake mountain is the tallest" "Peak in eternia." "itbetternotbe." "[ indistinct conversations ] come on, man." "There's clif bar wrappers everywhere now!" "litteringisevil,skeletor." "We're evil." "What's the problem?" "ohh,I don'twanttohave  this debate with you again," "Evil-lyn." "You're talking about cartoon" "Evil, not real-world evil, which is essentially a heightened" "Narcissism." "putitin yourdissertation, wha--therearelaws!" "bro,wearegonnasummitthis" "Thing, dude." "hopeyou[bleep]die ,dude." "Mother[bleep]" "When we blow up the peak of snake mountain, it will cease to" "Be the highest point in eternia." "thatseemslikecuttingoff" "Your nose to spite your face." "well,I 'vedonethat,too ," "And I think the results speak for themselves." "¶hewasborninthelandof  avion ¶" "¶ with feathers on his arms ¶ ¶ and a sweet-ass manly beard" "Right from year one ¶ ¶ his mother called him" "Stratos ¶ ¶ his dad called him collect ¶" "¶ after never coming home from a beer run ¶" "¶ each cloud is a confidant ¶ get..." "Off..." "My..." "Mountain!" "[ laughs ] there!" "Light the fuse." "[ fuse sizzling ] "once I'm a safe distance away"" "Is the rest of that sentence!" "My arm!" "It's stuck!" "metoo!" "It's "127 hours," man." "We're franco-ed." "We're franco-ed!" "we'renotcuttingoff our  arms, jackass." "Someone will find us." "yeah,butif we waittoo" "Long, we won't have the strength to chew through the bone and" "Tendon." "yeah,let'shavealittle" "Less "beast" and a little more "man."" "[ yawns ] son of a bitch!" "He-- wait, he's a hero." "He did this for me." "He sacrificed his arm so I wouldn't have to." "[ whimpers ] oh, that stratos douche was" "Right." "The spirit of the mountain " "Wait, hey, I have tear ducts?" "Well, nothing to do but wait for" "Beast-man to bring help." "where'sskeletor?" "[farts] [groans]" "Sometimes you are too much beast." "¶ba-bawkbawkbawk¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk" "Bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk" "Bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk ¶" "¶ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk" "Bawk bawk ¶" "Ba-gawk!" "Bawk." "howdidyouknowthat would work?" "Ididn't." "oh... [ smooching ] ugh,thatis vile!"