"SUBTITLES BY KOUSHIK DAS" "YOU LOOK IMPORTANT." "YOUR SUIT DOES." "I CAN GET YOU OVER THE WALL." "FRAULEIN SCHMIDT?" "A SMART MOUTH TO GO WITH THE SUIT." "STATEMENTS LIKE THAT CAN GET YOU" "INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE AROUND HERE." "THEY CAN GET YOU OUT OF IT." "WHY DON'T YOU. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "I'M HERE TO HAVE A FRIENDLY CHAT ABOUT YOUR FATHER." "I DON'T HAVE A FATHER." "THE MECHANIC." "I MEAN YOUR REAL FATHER." "DR. UDO TELLER." "HITLER'S FAVORITE ROCKET SCIENTIST." "THAT DOESN'T SOUND VERY FRIENDLY." "YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME." "I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FOR 18 YEARS." "HE CAME TO WORK FOR US." "HE'D BEEN ENJOYING THE AMERICAN DREAM." "HE HAD A GREAT JOB WORKING FOR THE U.S. NUCLEAR PROGRAM..." "PLEASANT HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS..." "A NEW CADILLAC" "AND A FAT LITTLE DOG CALLED "SCHNITZEL. HE DISAPPEARED LIKE STEAM FROM A TEA KETTLE." "UNTIL NOW." "THIS WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK IN ROME." "WHICH ONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FATHER?" "FUNNY." "I'M TOLD THAT IF YOUR FATHER'S KNOWLEDGE THINGS COULD GET A LITTLE MESSY." "END OF THE WORLD." "THAT KIND OF THING." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW WHERE HE IS? BUT I THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES." "YOUR MOTHER'S BROTHER:" "UNCLE RUDI." "I'VE ALSO BEEN TOLD THAT YOUR FATHER WAS NEVER..." "ACTUALLY A NAZI." "HE WAS FORCED TO WORK FOR THEM." "SO I'M HERE TO HELP HIM." " WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME." " WITH WHAT? AND WE'D BE ON OUR WAY." "I DON'T." "SO MY OFFER IS COME WITH ME NOW" "AND BE AT A CHIC LITTLE HOTEL IN WEST BERLIN" "IN LESS THAN AN HOUR." "OR STAY HERE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE RUSSIANS" "HAVING YOUR TOENAILS REMOVED." "THAT IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR." "DO YOU MIND TERRIBLY IF I BORROW YOUR CAR?" "COULD YOU PASS ME THAT BROWN PAPER BAG" "PLEASE?" "ARE THEY STILL FOLLOWING US?" "YES." "IS THERE ONE OF THEM?" "JUST HUM IF THERE IS." "MM." "IS HE LOOKING AT US?" "MM." "DOES HE HAVE JUST ONE HAND ON THE STEERING WHEEL?" "MM-HMM." "WHEN YOU HEAR SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GUNSHOT..." "DRIVE." "DID YOU GET HIM?" "LET'S JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T DRIVE AS QUICKLY AS HE MOVES." "I GOT NEWS FOR YOU." "HE DOES." "MAKE A RIGHT." "AND THEN AN IMMEDIATE LEFT." "NICELY DONE." "HOLD ON." "IS HE GONE?" "I DON'T THINK SO. AND THEN DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK." "UH..." "MEET ME BACK HERE." "I THINK YOU SHOULD LOOK OUT THE WINDOW." "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS." "HE'S TRYING TO STOP THE CAR." "WE'RE STRUGGLING HERE." "WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SHOT AT HIM?" "SOMEHOW IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE RIGHT THING TO DO." "THEN IMMEDIATE RIGHT." "THIS ROAD ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE." "IT'S TAKING US EXACTLY WHERE WE WANT TO GO." "IT'S GETTING NARROWER." "IT'S ALL PART OF THE PLAN." "PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN AND DRIVE A LITTLE FASTER." "GOOD PLAN." "ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET OVER TWO 20-FOOT WALLS" "AND A MINEFIELD." "NOW WHAT?" "TAKE ANOTHER LEFT THROUGH THE WINDOW." "AFTER YOU." "FOLLOW ME." "WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?" "WE'RE LOOKING FOR AGENT JONES." "HUG ME." "REVERSE!" "STEP BACK." "THIS PLACE ISN'T CHIC." "IT ISN'T EVEN A HOTEL." "NO." "BUT IT'S SAFER." "AND THE FOOD ISN'T BAD." "WHAT'S THAT?" "SMELLS LIKE FEET." "EXPENSIVE FEET." "HE'S HERE." "OUR COMMITMENT TO DEFEND WESTERN EUROPE" "STANDS UNDIMINISHED." "THE UNITED STATES WILL MAKE NO DEAL WITH THE SOVIET UNION" "BECAUSE THE COMMUNIST DRIVE TO IMPOSE" "THEIR POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC SYSTEM ON OTHERS" "IS THE PRIMARY CAUSE OF WORLD TENSION TODAY." "I TRUST THAT MISS TELLER WAS HELPFUL." "YOU WERE RIGHT." "IS THE BEST SHOT." "THAT'S IT?" "THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?" "HE LIVES IN ITALY." "ROME." "WORKS FOR A SHIPPING COMPANY CALLED VINCIGUERRA." "AND NOW YOU HAVE MISS TELLER." "MY WORK HERE IS DONE." "WE ALREADY KNEW ALL THAT." "YOUR JOB HERE IS DONE WHEN I TELL YOU IT'S DONE." "YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS GONNA BE A SIMPLE EXTRACTION." "IT SHOULDA BEEN." "I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO LIGHT UP HALF OF EAST BERLIN." "THEY WERE WAITING FOR ME." "DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF." "THEY FOLLOW EVERYBODY." "WHAT WAS WAITING FOR ME WAS BARELY HUMAN." "YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT RUN." "SOLO. WE ARE NOT IN THE HABERDASHERY BUSINESS." "I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND." "IT TORE THE BACK OFF MY CAR." "SOLO." "HOW LONG WAS YOUR PRISON SENTENCE?" "YOU OWE ME FIVE MORE YEARS." "I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SO TO SPEAK." "WE DON'T PAY YOU ENOUGH" "SOLO." "BUT DON'T EVER MAKE THE CALAMITOUS ERROR" "OF MISTAKING MY DELIBERATE SHORT-SIGHTEDNESS" "FOR BLINDNESS. 9:00 A.M. SHARP." "AND WITH A BETTER ATTITUDE." "LOOK AT 'EM." "MERRILY OBLIVIOUS AS WE LABOR TIRELESSLY" "TO SAVE THEM FROM EXTINCTION AND NOT EVEN A THANK YOU. THERE'S AN AMERICAN TRYING TO GET OUT." "SIR?" "IF YOU'D BEEN UP ALL NIGHT" "TRYING TO SORT THIS MESS OUT." "OR...?" "OR ARE YOU JUST LOOKING? MIGHT TASTE A LITTLE BITTER." "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SWALLOW IT." "SIR?" "ADRIAN." "KURYAKIN." "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "DON'T KILL YOUR PARTNER ON YOUR FIRST DAY." "I KNOW WHAT HE SAID." "WHAT DOES IT MEAN?" "THE MAIN INGREDIENT OF AN ATOM BOMB" "IS ENRICHED URANIUM." "DR. TELLER WAS ON THE VERGE OF A BREAKTHROUGH" "WHICH WOULD MASSIVELY SIMPLIFY THIS PROCESS." "MAKING IT POSSIBLE" "FOR ALMOST ANYONE TO BUILD A NUCLEAR DEVICE." "WE BELIEVE THAT THE COVER" "FOR AN INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION" "WITH TIES TO FORMER NAZIS. WAS A FRIEND OF MUSSOLINI AND A KNOWN FASCIST." "RUMOR HAS IT SERGIO WAS RESPONSIBLE" "FOR SMUGGLING THE NAZIS' GOLD TO SOUTH AMERICA AFTER THE WAR. VICTORIA." "HE'S MORE PLAYBOY THAN TYCOON." "BUT SHE..." "SHE'S SOMETHING ELSE ALTOGETHER." "ALL OUR INFORMATION INDICATES A LETHAL COMBINATION" "BRAINS AND AMBITION." "SHE'S THE REAL FANATIC." "SHE'S RUNNING THE SHOW." "WE BELIEVE THEY'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR DR. TELLER'S DISAPPEARANCE." "NOW..." "IMAGINE THE CONSEQUENCES" "IF HE BUILDS AN ATOM BOMB FOR THEM." "WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO WORK TOGETHER ON THIS." "YOUR MISSION IS TO INFILTRATE THIS ORGANIZATION" "AND TO RETRIEVE DR. TELLER AND HIS RESEARCH." "IT WILL BE LOCATED ON A COMPUTER DISK." "AND WHOEVER HAS THAT DISK WILL SIMPLY BE" "THE MOST POWERFUL NATION IN THE WORLD." "ARE TO INVESTIGATE" "VICTORIA AND ALEXANDER VINCIGUERRA." "OUR RUSSIAN FRIEND WILL FOCUS ON MISS TELLER AND HER UNCLE RUDI." "WE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO TO GET ACQUAINTED." "OLEG." "GIVE MY REGARDS TO NINA." "I WAS BRIEFED ABOUT YOU." "YOUR CORRUPT AND CRIMINAL BACKGROUND..." "UNTIL YOU WERE CAUGHT" "AND THE CIA BLACKMAILED YOU INTO WORKING FOR THEM. IS WHAT WOULD MOTIVATE YOU TO BECOME" "THE CIA'S MOST EFFECTIVE AGENT." "I CONCLUDED IT MUST BE TO COUNTERACT" "THE HUMILIATION OF KNOWING YOUR BALLS" "ARE AT THE END OF A VERY LONG LEASH" "HELD BY A VERY SHORT MAN." "I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND HUMILIATION BETTER THAN MOST." "REALLY?" "HOW SO? I THOUGHT I SHOULD READ UP ON YOU. WHAT WITH YOUR DAD BEING A BIG PAL OF STALIN'S" "AND A TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL" "WITH ALL THE PERKS AND PRIVILEGES..." "RIGHT UP UNTIL HE WAS CAUGHT EMBEZZLING PARTY FUNDS." "HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN HE WAS SENT TO THE GULAG?" "10?" "11 YEARS OLD?" "WAS THAT WHEN THE PSYCHOTIC EPISODES STARTED?" "RISE ABOVE IT." "KGB. AND THEIR BEST WITHIN THREE YEARS." "I DO WONDER IF IT WAS YOUR FATHER'S SHAME" "THOUGH." "OR..." "WAS IT YOUR MOTHER'S REPUTATION?" "I UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS EXTREMELY POPULAR" "AMONGST YOUR FATHER'S FRIENDS" "AFTER HE WAS SHIPPED OFF TO SIBERIA." "AMERICA IS TEAMING UP WITH RUSSIA." "IS THIS A JOKE?" "IT SHOULD TELL YOU HOW IMPORTANT THIS MISSION IS." "TO EVERYONE." "I'M NOT GOING BACK BEHIND THAT WALL." "THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL WANT." "YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO." "YOU'RE THE STAR OF THIS SHOW." "MY WOMAN WOULD NEVER WEAR ANYTHING LIKE THAT." "WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?" "I TOLD YOU." "WE'RE TEAMING UP WITH THE RUSSIANS." "DOESN'T GET ANY MORE RUSSIAN THAN THE RED PERIL HERE." "AND WHY DID HE CALL ME HIS WOMAN?" "BECAUSE I AM NOW YOUR FIANCÉ." "NO." "NO!" "SMOOTHLY DONE." "GABY." "GABY." "WAIT." "GIVE ME A MINUTE TO EXPLAIN." "IT'S YOUR COVER." "HE'S AN ARCHITECT DESIGNING A NEW RESORT" "FOR HEROES OF THE SOVIET UNION BY THE BLACK SEA." "THE RUSSIAN MINISTER OF CULTURE" "HAS A WEAKNESS FOR CLASSICAL ARCHITECTURE" "AND HE'S SENDING YOUR MAN THERE TO ROME TO STUDY." "HE'S ALSO MANAGED TO SECURE A VISA FOR HIS FIANCÉE." "YOU'D INTRODUCE HIM" "TO YOUR BELOVED UNCLE RUDI." "AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?" "WHAT'S YOUR COVER? SPECIALIZING IN GREEK AND ROMAN SCULPTURE." "THE VINCIGUERRA FAMILY JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE" "ONE OF THE FINEST COLLECTIONS IN THE WORLD." "YOU'RE ASKING TOO MUCH OF ME." "YOU'LL DO FINE." "NO." "THESE DRESSES ARE ALL IN YOUR SIZE." "EXCUSE ME?" "SOVIET ARCHITECT TRAVELING TO ROME" "WOULD NEVER DRESS HIS WOMAN" "IN THE CLOTHES YOU TRIED TO PUT HER IN." "YOU TRIED TO DRESS HER LIKE SOMEONE ON YOUR SIDE" "THINKS SOMEONE DRESS BEHIND THE IRON CURTAIN." "SHE'S FROM BEHIND THE IRON CURTAIN." "THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE WANTS TO BRING IT WITH HER." "PLEASE." "AN EVERYDAY AND A CLUTCH." "AND GRAB THAT BELT." "NO." "THE RABANNE." "YOU CAN'T PUT A PACO RABANNE BELT ON A PATOU." "SHE'S NOT GOING TO WEAR A PATOU." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH A PATOU?" "NOTHING." "IF YOU'RE FAT." "THE DIOR GOES WITH THE RABANNE." "IT WON'T MATCH." "IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MATCH." "HAVE YOU SEEN THE PRICE OF THIS HANDBAG?" "IT COSTS MORE THAN MY CAR." "COWBOY." "I'LL SEE YOU IN ROME." "NOT BAD." "I LIKE THIS." "YES." "BUT IT'S MISSING..." "A LITTLE SOMETHING." "NOW WE ARE ENGAGED." "CONGRATULATIONS." "MR. WAVERLY." "I HOPE SO." "JACK DEVENY." "CHECKING IN." "MR. DEVENY." "THANK YOU." "I HAVE A QUICK ERRAND TO RUN." "PLEASE?" "OF COURSE." "THANK YOU." "LUIGI." "WHERE ARE WE GOING?" "THE SAME PLACE EVERY ARCHITECT GOES" "WHEN THEY VISIT ROME." "TO SEE THE SIGHTS." "HM." "MR. ARCHITECT..." "I'M SURE YOU'VE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK." "WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME A BIT ABOUT THE STEPS." "GOOD QUESTION." "THE STEPS WERE CONSTRUCTED IN 1723." "CREDITED TO TWO ITALIAN ARCHITECTS." "BUILT BY RUSSIAN." "SERGEI IVANOV. WHO INTRODUCED HIM TO CLASSICAL ARCHITECTURE" "AND WHOM HE REVERED AS HIS MUSE. HIS MOTHER DIED IN THE MIDDLE OF CONSTRUCTION. HE MAKE ONE STEP TO CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR OF HIS MOTHER'S LIFE." "SO SHE DIED AT 135." "NO." "SHE DIED AT 100." "HE WAS 35." "SO 135 STEPS." "IMPRESSIVE." "SO SHE GAVE BIRTH AT THE AGE OF 65?" "NO." "I..." "COMRADE." "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING CONTACT IN PUBLIC." " YOU'RE BEING FOLLOWED." " I KNOW. WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD LEAVE." "THEY DIVERTED WHEN YOU TURNED DOWN THE STEPS." "SO I IMAGINE THEY'LL BE WAITING AHEAD FOR YOU." "I WILL HANDLE THEM." "HANDLE"? YOU DO MEAN GIVE 'EM YOUR WALLET AND ACT SCARED?" "SCARED"?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "YOU'RE BEING TESTED." "SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE SURE" "THAT YOUR FIANCÉ IS REALLY AN ARCHITECT" "AND NOT SOMEONE WHO'S TRAINED HOW TO FIGHT." "FOR EXAMPLE." "I SAID YOU ARE NOT NEEDED HERE." "I THINK YOU SHOULD DO AS HE SAYS." "AND REMEMBER..." "TAKE IT LIKE A PUSSY." "THIS IS NOT THE RUSSIAN WAY." "NICE SHOES." "THANK YOU." "PERHAPS YOU GIVE THEM TO ME." "I THINK YOUR FEET ARE A LITTLE SMALL." "THEN GIMME SOME MONEY FOR COFFEE." "HM?" "DEAREST..." "GIVE THE GENTLEMEN SOMETHING FOR COFFEE." "ENJOY YOUR COFFEE." "NICE WATCH." "GIVE HIM THE WATCH." "AND THE RING." "THANK YOU." "GIVE ME THE WATCH!" "GIVE HIM THE WATCH!" "ILLYA." "DO AS HE SAYS." "CALM DOWN." "ARE YOU?" "THAT MAN STOLE MY FATHER'S WATCH." "AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A RUSSIAN ARCHITECT?" "BUT A RUSSIAN ARCHITECT WOULD FIGHT." "RUSSIAN AGENT WOULD'VE KILLED THEM BOTH." "SO IT'S NO TROUBLE" "UNLESS YOU CONTINUE TO QUESTION MY ACTIONS." "SO YOU'VE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS THROUGH." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED?" "STOP!" "YOU TWO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AFTER ME." "HUH?" "EITHER YOU START TO LOOK LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING..." "OR I'M OUT OF HERE." "IT'S OPEN." "MR. DEVENY." "WITH THE COMPLIMENTS OF THE HOTEL." "I APOLOGIZE IT WASN'T BROUGHT UP EARLIER." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU?" "IT'S A FINE BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE." "BE A SHAME TO DRINK IT ALONE." "OH." "UH..." "MR. DEVENY." "PITY." "BUT..." "MY SHIFT ENDS IN FIVE MINUTES." "I'M SURE WE CAN FIND SOMETHING TO DO FOR FIVE MINUTES." "THERE'S A PARTY TOMORROW TO CELEBRATE" "THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF VINCIGUERRA SHIPPING." "UNCLE RUDI HAS INVITED US." "DRINK?" "NO." "THANK YOU." "WOULD YOU LIKE BIGGER GLASS?" "I WILL FINISH THIS BOTTLE." "THE ONLY QUESTION IS..." "ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OR NOT?" "NO." "THANK YOU." "THIS IS FUN?" "THIS IS NOT GOOD IDEA." "I AM GOING TO BED." "PLEASE TURN THIS OFF." "NO FUN DANCING BY YOURSELF." "I NEED A PARTNER." "NO." "AS YOU CAN'T DANCE?" "OR YOU DON'T WANT TO?" "WE'LL CALL IT BOTH." "CLAP." "AND THEN..." "SORRY." "SORRY." "YOU'RE NOT IN EAST GERMAN CHOP SHOP ANYMORE." "STILL NO DRINK?" "DON'T YOU MAKE ME PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE." "SO YOU DON'T WANT TO DANCE." "BUT YOU DO WANT TO WRESTLE." "I DID NOT SAY THAT." "LITTLE CHOP SHOP GIRL." "I DO NEED TO GO." "THAT IS DISAPPOINTING." "JUST ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES?" "MR. DEVENY." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE." "THESE..." "ARE..." "RUSSIAN..." "MADE." "ONE SECOND." "THESE..." "ARE..." "AMERICAN..." "MADE." "AND VERY LOW-TECH." "THAT BOW TIE DOESN'T WORK WITH THAT SUIT." "GOOD MORNING." "I ENJOYED LAST NIGHT." "IS BETTER FOR THE MISSION" "THAT WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER LITTLE BIT MORE..." "INTIMATELY." "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "IT MEANS I LIKE MY WOMAN STRONG." "COME." "COME ON." "MAYBE I GET YOU PRESENT." "MM." "MY RUSSIAN FRIEND." "BUT I'M MY OWN WOMAN." "I WOULDN'T BE WEARING MY ENGAGEMENT RING." "REMEMBER?" "IT'S ONLY JUST BEEN STOLEN." "YOUR FIANCÉ WOULD HAVE GONE OUT" "FIRST THING IN THE MORNING TO REPLACE IT." "NOW WE ARE ENGAGED." "AGAIN." "FIANCÉ." "BEG YOUR PARDON." "SIR?" "EXCUSE ME?" "SIR?" "YOUR INVITATION?" "OF COURSE." "DID I LEAVE IT IN THE JAG?" "SIR?" "I'M SURE WE CAN CLEAR THIS UP." "WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT?" " SORRY." " HE DOESN'T HAVE AN INVITATION." "ARE YOU OKAY?" " THANK YOU." " BUT..." "THANK YOU." "I WONDER WHAT THEY DO TO PEOPLE WITHOUT INVITATIONS." "I'M VICTORIA VINCIGUERRA." "I DO BELIEVE AN APOLOGY IS IN ORDER." "I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE." "THANK YOU." "OH." "I THINK." "IS THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HARDLY RECOGNIZE" "MY FAVORITE NIECE?" "GABY." "IT'S BEEN TOO LONG." "SIR." "I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT HOW YOU MANAGED TO GET HER OUT." "CONTESSA..." "JACK DEVENY." "CONTESSA?" "PLEASE." "HOW DOES A RUSSIAN ARCHITECT" "MEET A GERMAN CAR MECHANIC IN EAST BERLIN?" "IT STARTED WHEN I WAS BROUGHT OUT" "TO MAKE IMPROVEMENTS ON NINE KILOMETERS OF THE WALL." "I WAS COMING HOME..." "HE REAR-ENDED A TANK." "THAT IS WHEN I MET" "THE MOST EXPENSIVE MECHANIC IN EAST GERMANY." "AND DID THEY MAKE YOU BUILD THE WALL AS WELL AS DESIGN IT?" "NOT AN ARCHITECT." "I LIKE TO JOG." "HOW DID YOU GET THE INVITATION TO MY PARTY?" "BEFORE WE GET THERE..." "ALLOW ME." "CONTESSA'S A LITTLE HEAVY WITH THE LIPSTICK." "AND YOU'RE A LITTLE LIGHT WITH YOUR FINGERS." "CONTESSA?" "I DOUBT SHE'LL MISS IT." "ISN'T IT?" "OH." "MAY I?" "THERE COULD BE TROUBLE." "WHAT ABOUT MY WATCH?" "ARE WE IN A RUSH?" "I DON'T SUPPOSE WE ARE." "WHEN DID THIS HAPPY ACCIDENT OCCUR?" "TWO YEARS AGO." " TWO YEARS AGO?" " YES." "YOU NEVER WROTE YOUR UNCLE RUDI A WORD ABOUT IT." "I WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT WAS SERIOUS." "ASHAMED?" "WHY WOULD SHE BE ASHAMED?" "I KNOW THAT THE EQUITY OF ARISTOCRATIC BLOOD" "IS NOT APPRECIATED BY MOST COMMUNISTS." "BUT A GOOD GERMAN GIRL KNOWS NEVER TO MIX" "THE BLOOD OF A RACEHORSE WITH THAT OF A CART HORSE." "UNCLE RUDI?" "THAT'S NOT A VERY NICE THING TO SAY." "DON'T BE SO PROTECTIVE." "I'M SURE OUR WEIGHTLIFTER CAN DEFEND HIMSELF." "EXCUSE ME." "SO YOU'RE A THIEF." "I LIKE TO CALL MYSELF" "A SPECIALIST IN COMPLICATED ACQUISITIONS." "I HOPE YOU WEAR A MASK." "SOMETIMES." "JUST NEVER WHEN I'M STEALING THINGS." "THAT YOU THINK" "MR. JACK?" "LET'S JUST SAY I FILL GAPS IN IMPORTANT COLLECTIONS." "THOSE ONE OR TWO SPECIAL PIECES" "THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO ACQUIRE WITHOUT THE..." "THE REQUISITE SKILL SET." "GABY..." "THIS IS MY GABY." "THE FAMOUS NIECE." "HELLO." "I NEED TO USE THE SINK." "SO USE THE LADIES'." "MR. DEVENY?" "JUST HERE TO SEE THE SIGHTS." " OH." " RUDI." "WAVERLY." " NICE TO SEE YOU." "WAVERLY RUNS THE SHIPPING DEPARTMENT AT BRITISH OIL." "I SAID I NEED TO USE THE SINK." "WHAT?" "RUDI." "I STUPIDLY SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY INVITATION." "JACK DEVENY." "I THINK WE BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER OUTSIDE." "BEG YOUR PARDON." "I DO APOLOGIZE." "NOT AT ALL." "NOT AT ALL." "I NOTICED YOU'RE VERY GOOD WITH YOUR HANDS." "EXCUSE ME?" "USE THE LADIES'." "I WITNESSED YOUR TRICK WITH THE TABLECLOTH." "THAT'S BRILLIANT." "WERE YOU ONCE A WAITER OR...?" "HAVE THE JETS BEEN CLEANSED" "AND TOTALLY RECHECKED FOR SIZE AND FLOW?" "REALLY?" "DO YOU WANT TO FIX IT?" "I'D BE DELIGHTED." "SO I JUST NEED THE WRENCH." "I'D BETTER GIVE THE CONTESSA BACK HER BRACELET." "WHY DON'T YOU POP INTO THE OFFICE TOMORROW MORNING." "WE CAN TALK MORE ABOUT FILLING IN MY GAPS." "I'LL TRY NOT TO DISAPPOINT." "EACH ONE OF US HAS A DESTINY." "AND I BELIEVE I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOURS." "YOU CAN SEE THE FUTURE?" "I CAN SEE US HAVING LUNCH TOMORROW." "ALONE." "TIME TO GO." "SORRY." "I'LL BE A MINUTE." "NOW." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "PERHAPS." "LEAVING SO SOON?" "ILLYA ISN'T FEELING VERY WELL." "BUT WE'VE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME." "UNCLE RUDI." "WHERE'S PERIL?" "HE'S BEEN IN THERE HALF AN HOUR." "YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME IN BATHROOMS RECENTLY." "YOU PUT SOMEONE CALLED COUNT LIPPI" "IN A HOSPITAL." "HE HAD SOFT BONES." "AND DON'T QUESTION MY METHODS." "WHAT'S HE DONE?" "SUPER AGENT HERE DECIDED TO HAVE SOME FUN" "WITH THREE YOUNG ITALIAN BOYS IN THE MEN'S ROOM." "THEY HAD IT COMING." "YOU NEED TO CONTROL YOUR TEMPER." "YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND IS A NAZI." "HOW DID YOU FIND ALEXANDER VINCIGUERRA?" "GOOD-LOOKING GAZILLIONAIRE" "WHO'S OFFERED ME A JOB AND MADE ADVANCES TOWARDS ME." "STILL A NAZI." "I QUITE LIKE HIM." "BUT IS HE UP TO NO GOOD? IS HE TRYING TO STEAL ME AWAY FROM MY FIANCÉ?" " THE ANSWER IS YES." " THAT'S NOT HAPPENING." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT." "YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY FIANCÉ." "I AM." "I AM." "IT'S NOT HAPPENING." "LOOK AT THIS." "THIS FILM I'M USING HAS BEEN TREATED" "TO BE SENSITIVE TO GAMMA RADIATION." "THESE BLURRED LINES HERE" "MEANS THEY'VE BEEN IN CLOSE PROXIMITY WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE SUCCEEDED IN ENRICHING THE URANIUM." "WE NEED TO MOVE QUICKER." "I'M GONNA GO SLEEP ON THIS." "IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL SLEEPING ON IT?" "I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LIGHTS." "YOU'RE WELCOME." "THE THING IS..." "I WORK BETTER ALONE." "TOO." "I'M NOT LEAVING." "WE HAVE APPROXIMATELY 10 MINUTES BEFORE THE POWER COMES BACK ON." "YOU WANT TO SIT AROUND AND TALK ABOUT IT..." "OKAY." "I'LL LET YOU TAG ALONG." "SO NOBODY KNOWS WE'VE BEEN HERE." "AND WE BOTH FORGET ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING." "OKAY." "WHAT IS THAT?" "SUPER-HARDENED BORON SHARPENED WITH A CO2 LASER." "HM." "CO2 LASER." "COMING?" "I TAKE TOP." "I'LL TAKE THE BOTTOM." "PROBLEM?" "IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP?" "YES." "BE QUIET." "JUST LET ME DO IT." "SHALL WE?" "PERIL." "SUCA." "YOU DO THE LABS." "I'LL TAKE THE FLOOR." "MEET ME ON THE GANTRY IN FIVE MINUTES." "TRY NOT TO GET LOST." "I DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING." "WAIT." "WHY?" "I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY FATHER'S WATCH." "MAKE MISTAKE." "AND WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU DO TO HIM?" "WE CALL IT THE KISS." "IT TAKES YEARS TO MASTER." "HE'S COMPLETELY UNCONSCIOUS." "HE'LL BE LIKE THIS FOR 20 MINUTES." "CAN'T TOUCH." "GENERATOR'S BACK ON." "WHY DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE RADIATION TOOLS AND SUIT" "IN SATELLITE FACTORY?" "NEXT TO HIDDEN BUTTON." "WE WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND THAT WITHOUT MY FATHER'S WATCH." "WANT TO HAVE A GO?" "BE MY GUEST." "HOLD THIS." "AND THESE." "OPEN THESE." "THIS..." "IS A SWISS-BUILT..." "VORTBINDERLANSZMANN 7010 MODEL." "TRIPLE RETURN ROTATORS AND SYNCHRONIZED CYLINDERS." "THE EARLIER MODELS..." "HAD A DESIGN FLAW." "IT'S A FLAW I INTEND TO EXPLOIT." "STILL VERY DIFFICULT TO OPEN." "BUT IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE." "AND THE FLAW WAS..." "PEOPLE WHO DESIGNED THIS MODEL ARE NOT VERY GOOD..." "AT STEALING THINGS." "HOWEVER..." "AM." "DID YOU DEACTIVATE ALARM?" "MODEL 7010 DOESN'T HAVE AN ALARM." "COWBOY." "TIME TO GO!" "DOES THIS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?" "IT'S PART OF CENTRIFUGE FOR REFINING URANIUM." "I AM NOT STAYING HERE." "WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO?" "SWIMMING." "AND TWO OF THEM ARE CLOSED." "I WOULD RECOMMEND TURNING BEFORE YOU HIT THAT WALL." "THE LAST THING I NEED IS YOUR HELP." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT." "JUST SHUT UP AND WATCH ME WORK." "COWBOY." "HM." "KEEP QUIET." "FOLLOW ME." "PLEASE." "HELLO?" "GABY..." "IT'S DONE." "PLEASE." "THE MEETING IS CONFIRMED." "THERE'S NO ANSWER." "KEY." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHERE'S MY CASE?" "VICTORIA." "GRAPE?" "YOU'VE BUGGED HIM?" "HE TRIED TO BUG ME." "HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HE NEEDS YOUR HELP." "YOU SURE VICTORIA BELIEVED YOU?" "I GAVE IT EVERYTHING I HAD." "BELIEVE ME." "I ALSO GOT ANOTHER MEETING WITH HER LATER TODAY." "WE JUST LET GABY GO WITH UNCLE RUDI? DO WE HAVE A CHOICE?" "THIS COULD BE LIKE LEADING LAMB TO SLAUGHTER." "PERIL?" "WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?" " GOOD MORNING." " MORNING." "YOUR TRACKER'S NOT SENDING A SIGNAL." "HAVE YOU TURNED IT ON?" "I THINK SO." "OR DO YOU WANT TO CHECK IT?" "BE MY GUEST." "IT'S YOUR TRACKER." "YOU'RE THE EXPERT." "I'LL BE ON THE BALCONY." "THEY'RE STILL COLD." "SORRY." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?" "TRYING NOT TO GET LOST." "YOU'RE TREMBLING." "THAT'S BECAUSE I'M SCARED." "IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY." "HOW DO YOU KNOW?" "I'LL BE..." "I'LL BE CLOSE BY." "ALL TURNED ON NOW?" "UNCLE RUDI'S CAR HAS ARRIVED." "ARE YOU READY?" "SO YOUR UNCLE RUDI THINKS WE SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE CHAT." "I KNOW MY FATHER IS HERE AND THAT HE WORKS FOR YOU." "AND HOW IS THAT?" "SIMPLE." "I THINK I NEED TO MAKE A TELEPHONE CALL." "PERHAPS YOU'VE COME TO US" "MISS TELLER." "YOUR FATHER'S WORK ETHIC" "SOMEWHAT LACKING." "YOUR PRESENCE WILL PROVIDE THE NECESSARY MOTIVATION." "YOU LEAVE MY FATHER TO ME." "MADAME VINCIGUERRA WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY." "SHE WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE." "THANK YOU." "HELP YOURSELF TO A DRINK." "SO SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING." "MR. DEVENY." "MADAME VINCIGUERRA." "DON'T THINK THIS SCOTCH IS HELPING EITHER. I WOULD SAY YOU PUT SOMETHING IN MY DRINK." "IT'S MUCH EASIER TO TRUST A DRINK YOU FIXED YOURSELF." "BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA DRINK THE SCOTCH?" "I DIDN'T." "I LACED ALL THE DRINKS." "I DON'T LIKE TO LEAVE MUCH TO CHANCE..." "MR. SOLO." "I THOUGHT I WAS DOING SO WELL." "DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF." "YOU WERE DOING FANTASTICALLY WELL." "THE FAULT DOESN'T LIE IN YOUR PERFORMANCE." "YOU COULDN'T CONTROL THE LOYALTY OF YOUNG GABY." "SHE GAVE YOU UP LIKE AN UNWANTED KITTEN." "I KNOW MY FATHER IS HERE AND THAT HE WORKS FOR YOU." "AND HOW IS THAT?" "SIMPLE." "MY FIANCÉ'S A KGB AGENT." "AND THE AMERICAN YOUR WIFE HAS BEEN ENTERTAINING" "IS WITH THE CIA. BUT I WAS USING THEM TO GET TO YOU." "REALLY?" "SHE SEEMED SO INNOCENT." "YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST MAN TO HAVE FALLEN" "YOUNG WOMAN." "IT'S A TRACKING DEVICE." "HE'S PROBABLY OUT THERE IN THE WOODS" "WATCHING US RIGHT NOW." "I'M SURE MY..." "FIANCÉ CAN CONFIRM EVERYTHING I'VE SAID." "IF YOU CAN CATCH HIM." "I THINK I NEED TO MAKE A TELEPHONE CALL." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE." "I FELL RATHER BADLY AND HURT MY HEAD." "I'M AFRAID THAT ISN'T GOING TO STOP YOU GETTING HURT." "NAPOLEON." "ONLY MY MOTHER CALLS ME NAPOLEON." "MUMMY SAYS HELLO. THE BUTCHER OF BELSEN." "AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:" "DOCTOR OF THE APOCALYPSE." "WHAT HISTORY HAS FAILED TO RELATE BUT THE TIRELESS WORK OF A SINGLE ARTIST." "YOU HAVE THE PRIVILEGE" "OF EXPERIENCING HIS WORK FIRSTHAND." "MR. SOLO." "MY APOLOGIES." "THERE'S A SHORT IN THE WIRING." "I THOUGHT I'D LOCATED IT." "BUT ALAS..." "HE'S A HOPELESS SENTIMENTALIST." "OH." "WE HAVE CONTACT." "AH!" "MY APOLOGIES." "WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN." "I'M SO SORRY I CAN'T STAY TO FINISH YOU OFF MYSELF." "I AM." "AND I WANT IT TO BE SLOW." "I'LL SEND YOUR REGARDS TO LITTLE GABY." "THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY." "YOU WOULDN'T DESCRIBE HIM" "AS A PARTICULARLY SPECIAL LITTLE BOY. CHARISMATIC OR AMUSING." "HE APPEARED TO BE EXCEEDINGLY DULL. HE WAS BULLIED MERCILESSLY" "AND RELENTLESSLY BY THE OTHER CHILDREN." "YEAR MERGED WITH MISERABLE YEAR" "AS LIFE CONTINUED TO BE A LIVING HELL." "BUT WHAT THE OTHER BOYS DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THEIR VICTIM" "WAS THAT HE DIDN'T SEE THEM AS ENEMIES." "HE SAW THEM AS INSTRUMENTS OF LEARNING." "A PRICELESS LESSON WAS GLEANED FROM HIS TORMENTORS." "MAN HAS ONLY TWO MASTERS IN THIS WORLD." "AND THEIR NAMES ARE PAIN AND FEAR." "THE BOY FOUND HE HAD QUITE A TALENT" "FOR ELICITING THESE FEELINGS IN OTHERS. HE DECIDED TO MAKE THEIR CULTIVATION HIS LIFE'S WORK. HISTORY GAVE HIM AN UNPRECEDENTED OPPORTUNITY." "A WORLD WAR. ON WHICH HE WOULD PRODUCE HIS GREATEST WORK." "MR. SOLO." "A WHOLE PAGE JUST FOR YOU." "LIKE THE OTHERS." "NO." "KODACHROME." "YOU CAN ALMOST TASTE THEM." "READY?" "MR. SOLO." "ONE IS FOR THE EXTRACTION OF INFORMATION." "THE OTHER..." "IS FOR ITS OWN SAKE." "THIS DOES GET FRUSTRATING." "BUT FORTUNATELY..." "I'M IN AN OLD-FASHIONED MOOD." "I THINK WE'LL START..." "WITH THE PLIERS." "I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS." "I'M ACTUALLY QUITE PLEASED TO SEE YOU." "COWBOY?" "I THOUGHT I FOUND ALL YOUR TRACKERS." "YOU DID." "JUST NOT THE ONES IN YOUR SHOES." "DO YOU MIND?" "YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THINGS TO ME TO MAKE ME TALK." "I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW." "YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP ME." "WHAT ABOUT GABY?" "SHE BETRAYED YOU." "I WILL TESTIFY." "TOO." "IT'S NOT THE SAME." "THEY HAVE A GLITCH." "THEN I'LL FIX IT." "WAIT." "PLEASE WAIT." "DO YOU STILL HAVE TELLER?" "YES." "HAS HE SUCCEEDED IN ENRICHING THE URANIUM?" "WE ARE WAY BEYOND THAT." "A NUCLEAR WARHEAD." "THE REICHSMARSCHALL WILL TAKE DELIVERY" "TOMORROW MORNING AT 8:00." "THEY'RE SENDING A SUBMARINE." "IT IS BEING HELD" "THE FAMILY'S PRIVATE RETREAT." "I'LL APPEAR IN COURT." "I'LL INFORM ON ANYONE." "I DON'T EVEN NEED TO KNOW THEM." "I'M YOURS TO COMMAND." "WILL YOU GIVE US A MINUTE?" "DON'T GO ANYWHERE." "I'LL BE RIGHT HERE." "WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?" "WE HAVE TO GET TO THAT ISLAND." "WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH HIM?" "IT'S YOUR CALL." "YOU'RE THE ONE HE'S BEEN HAVING FUN WITH. HE'S A WORLD OF INFORMATION." "I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'LL HAPPEN." "HE'LL STRIKE A DEAL AND STRUGGLE OUT OF IT. THEY'LL GIVE HIM HIS FREEDOM." "HE'LL BE OUT WITHIN MONTHS." "THEY'LL OFFER HIM A JOB." "A MAN WITH THAT SKILL SET'S NEVER WANTING FOR EMPLOYMENT." "WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?" "JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE." "HUH." "HE FIXED THE GLITCH." "DAMN." "I LEFT MY JACKET IN THERE." "I'LL LET YOU TWO GET REACQUAINTED." "OKAY." "THANK YOU." "THAT GOT THEIR ATTENTION." "THEY'LL HAVE CHOPPER WAITING FOR US AT AIRPORT." "GABY..." "WE MEET AGAIN." "MR. KURYAKIN." "MY NAME'S WAVERLY." "UH..." "FOLLOW ME." "MY DARLING." "THEY WILL SEND AN ARMY TO STOP US." "THEN WE MUST GIVE THEM AN APPROPRIATE WELCOME." "SIR." "YOU WILL REPORT TO COMMANDER WAVERLY" "OF BRITISH NAVAL INTELLIGENCE" "FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE MISSION." "IT IS VITAL YOU RETRIEVE" "DR. TELLER AND THE COMPUTER DISK." "THEY ARE THE KEY" "TO THE U.S. OF A. WINNING THE ARMS RACE." "IF NECESSARY." "CAN YOU HEAR ME?" "NOW IF THE NAZIS ARE DUE TO TAKE DELIVERY" "THEN THAT GIVES US... AND WINKLE OUT POOR PROFESSOR TELLER. THE SMALL MATTER OF RETRIEVING MY AGENT." "YOU HAVE BRITISH AGENT IN THIS?" "SHE'S NOT BRITISH." " "SHE"?" "HERE WE GO." "I'M STARTING TO SMELL THE IRONY." "ISN'T SHE?" "YEP." "YOU GOT THERE IN THE END." "MY FATHER HAS BEEN UNWELL." "THAT AND THE STRESS LED TO SELF-DOUBT." "HE'S READY NOW TO RESUME HIS WORK." "A DAUGHTER'S TOUCH." "GABY HAS AGREED TO ASSIST ME TO ASSURE I FINISH IN TIME." "NOW THAT IS A GOOD IDEA." "YOU'RE WRONG. WE ASSUMED THAT HIS NAZI COLLEAGUES SO WE RECRUITED HER AND WAITED." "WAS YOU TWO." "I'VE BEEN MEANING TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH" "FOR NEARLY FOULING UP TWO YEARS OF MY WORK." "YOU'RE WRONG." "I SAW HER BETRAY US AT VINCIGUERRA." "YES." "I TOLD HER TO." "THE MEETING IS CONFIRMED." "MISS TELLER." "KURYAKIN." "IT WAS THE ONLY WAY SHE COULD STAY IN THE GAME." "SHE KNEW THAT THE RING YOU GAVE HER WAS BUGGED" "AND THAT YOU'D BE LISTENING TO EVERY WORD SHE SAID." "IF YOU CAN CATCH HIM." "THAT WOULD GIVE EVEN THE AVERAGE RUSSIAN AGENT" "PLENTY OF TIME TO ESCAPE. KURYAKIN?" "YOU'RE SPECIAL." "LET ME TRANSLATE THIS INTO ENGLISH." "YOU TOLD GABY TO DROP US IN IT" "SO YOU COULD FIND HER FATHER FIRST. SO YOU NEED US TO HELP FIND HER AND FINISH THE JOB." "BUT..." "PLEASE." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "I THINK IT'S RATHER NICE." "WE'RE OBVIOUSLY ALL VERY FOND OF GABY" "SO..." "TERRIFIC." "WE'RE A LITTLE EARLY." "WHAT IS THAT?" "!" "KURYAKIN. ARE YOU?" "REFLECTOR LENS." "WHAT DOES THAT DO?" "IT'S KNOWN AS A COUPLER." "IT SENDS A SIGNAL WHICH ENABLES ANOTHER MISSILE" "TO LOCK ONTO THIS ONE FOR DOUBLE THE IMPACT." "IT'S LEFT OVER FROM WHEN THIS WAS A WARHEAD" "THAT CONTAINED CONVENTIONAL EXPLOSIVES." "IT'S REDUNDANT." "I'M SORRY." "VICTORIA." "THOSE ARE THE WORDS WE'VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "SHALL WE?" "PUT HER IN A CELL." "KILL HER." "THAT'S HOW LONG YOU HAVE TO FINISH THIS." "PROFESSOR." "VINCIGUERRA ISLAND." "THE PLOT IS..." "JOCKELSON..." "A STEALTH ATTACK ON THE ISLAND FROM THE SEA." "WE SHALL GO IN THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR HERE AT THE HARBOR." "JOCKELSON AND HIS MEN WILL GET YOU IN THERE" "AND KEEP THE ENEMY ENTERTAINED." "THE REST IS UP TO YOU." "IT'S DONE." "AND WITH THREE MINUTES TO SPARE. WHERE IS IT?" "AND THE BACKUP." "WHAT ABOUT GABY?" "SHE'LL BE JOINING YOU SHORTLY." "LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND DR. TELLER." "THE BOMB WAS HERE." "HM." "COME IN." "I'M HERE." "ALEXANDER HAS GABY AND THE BOMB." "THEY'RE AT THE ENTRANCE." "ILLYA!" "SOLO!" "COWBOY." "PERIL." "IT'S OKAY." "CHAPS." "JUST ONE SMALL SNAG." "WRONG WARHEAD." "SO IT'S A DECOY." "TOO." "BUT NOT NUCLEARIZED." "THERE'S NO URANIUM IN IT." "THERE WAS A SECOND WARHEAD IN THE LAB." "CAPTAIN?" "AERIAL PATROLS" "ALL REPORT NO OTHER VEHICLES HAVE LEFT THIS ISLAND" "SINCE LAST NIGHT." "THAT INCLUDES SUBMARINES." "WHAT ABOUT FISHING BOATS LEAVING THE MAINLAND?" "THE BOATS GO OUT EVERY MORNING AT DAWN." "I SAW THEM." "HOW MANY OF THEM ARE THERE?" "ALMOST 100." "THEY ARE SPREAD OUT OVER A 60-KILOMETER RADIUS BY NOW." "AND THAT RADIUS IS EXPANDING EVERY MINUTE." "WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH BOAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR. WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE" "FOR SMUGGLING THE NAZIS' GOLD TO SOUTH AMERICA" "AT THE END OF THE WAR. HAVING BUILT VINCIGUERRA" "INTO ONE OF THE BIGGEST SHIPPING COMPANIES IN THE WORLD. GENTLEMEN." "DIADEMA." "THAT'S SERGIO VINCIGUERRA'S OLD FISHING BOAT." "I SUGGEST WE START THERE." "CAN YOU GET THEM ON THE RADIO?" "YES?" "IF WE KEEP THEM BROADCASTING FOR LONG ENOUGH." "I HAVE AN IDEA WHICH MIGHT MAKE THINGS QUICKER." "TEN MINUTES AND COUNTING." "THIS IS YOUR CUE." "THANK YOU." "THIS IS NAPOLEON SOLO." "VICTORIA. SO I'LL GIVE YOU THIS MESSAGE DIRECTLY." "I KILLED YOUR HUSBAND." "WE'RE WASTING OUR TIME." "THIS ISN'T WORKING." "CAPTAIN." "SOLO." "COME ON." "I'D LIKE TO REPORT" "AND SELFLESSLY." "BUT HE DIDN'T." "IT WAS A RATHER PITIFUL AFFAIR ANYONE" "SO THAT I WOULD SPARE HIS LIFE." "NAPOLEON. AND NOW I HOPE YOU'LL APPRECIATE MINE." "ANY BLOOD RELATION OF YOURS STILL LIVING" "WILL BE DEAD WITHIN THE YEAR." "THEY WILL DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY." "AND YOU KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE" "THIS IS AN AREA IN WHICH WE EXCEL." "CAPTAIN." "THERE'S NOTHING YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DO WHICH I WILL SAVE FOR LAST." "THIS I VOW ON MY HUSBAND'S SOUL." "CAPTAIN." "THANK YOU." "WON'T YOU HAVE TO INFORM YOUR ORGANIZATION TO ACHIEVE THAT? IT WILL BE THE FIRST ITEM ON MY AGENDA." "KNOWING YOU FAILED COMPLETELY." "WE HAVE THE PROFESSOR'S DISK." "WE CAN BUILD AS MANY BOMBS AS WE NEED." "CAPTAIN." "I SEE ONE FLAW IN THAT PLAN." "ENTERTAIN ME. WE'VE BEEN LOCKING ON TO YOUR RADIO SIGNAL." "YES?" "IF WE KEEP THEM BROADCASTING FOR LONG ENOUGH." "CAPTAIN." "CAPTAIN." "THANK YOU." "NOW WE HAVE YOUR GENERAL LOCATION." "IT WON'T HELP YOU MUCH." "I'LL BE GONE IN FIVE MINUTES." "I HAVEN'T FINISHED." "THE COUPLING DEVICE" "THAT YOU SO CONSIDERATELY LEFT US ON YOUR DECOY WARHEAD" "IS ACCURATE TO 10 FEET." "I HAVE AN IDEA WHICH MIGHT MAKE THINGS QUICKER." "IT'S KNOWN AS A COUPLER." "WHICH ENABLES ANOTHER MISSILE" "TO LOCK ONTO THIS ONE FOR DOUBLE THE IMPACT. AND THE BOMB IS ARMED. SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE OBLITERATING" "A MEDIUM-SIZE FISHING BOAT." "THE AFOREMENTIONED WARHEAD LAUNCHED..." "CAPTAIN." "...45 SECONDS AGO GIVING YOU ABOUT 30 SECONDS UNTIL IMPACT. AS THAT REQUIRES FISSION." "SO... I SUGGEST YOU ABANDON SHIP IMMEDIATELY." "HOW'S THAT FOR ENTERTAINMENT?" "VERY GOOD." "SOLO." "ALL PACKED?" "THE BELLBOY IS ON HIS WAY UP." "IT'S TIME TO GO HOME." "HOW ABOUT YOU?" "I'M NOT GOING BACK TO EAST GERMANY." "THAT IS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A BRITISH SPY." "I'M SORRY." "BUT..." "IT'S OKAY." "I WOULD HAVE DONE EXACTLY THE SAME THING IN YOUR POSITION." "I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR FATHER." "I LOST HIM A LONG TIME AGO. IF YOU'D LIKE." "I HAVE TO SEE WAVERLY." "IN CASE WE DON'T SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN." "NO." "YOU SHOULD KEEP IT." "AS SOUVENIR." "I CAN KEEP TRACK OF YOU." "HELLO." "COME IN." "JUST FINISHING UP." "FIX US A COUPLE OF DRINKS." "I THINK WE'VE EARNED THEM." "I GUESS IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL NOW." "BACK TO HOW THINGS WERE." "POLITICS BEING WHAT THEY ARE." "YOU FEELING OKAY?" "WHAT NOW?" "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?" "HEAD BACK TO RUSSIA?" "SOMETHING LIKE THIS." "YES." "YOU?" "NEW YORK." "ALMOST FORGOT." "GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU." "YOU KNOW WHAT MY MISSION IS?" "SAME AS MINE WAS." "KILL ME IF NECESSARY..." "TO GET THAT." "PERIL." "COWBOY." "GENTLEMEN." "RATHER TOUCHING SCENE. AND A LITTLE BONFIRE TO KEEP YOU WARM." "RATHER GOOD IDEA." "SO I HAVE NEWS." "A FRESH LITTLE UNPLEASANTNESS HAS ARISEN. THEY'VE KINDLY AGREED" "TO LET ME KEEP THE TEAM TOGETHER FOR A WHILE." "WE LEAVE IN AN HOUR." "WHERE WE GOING?" "KURYAKIN." "YOU'LL NEED YOUR CURLYWURLY SHOES." "AND YOU HAVE A NEW CODE NAME." "A CODE NAME?" "RATHER A GOOD ONE:" "U.N.C.L.E." "THE END" "SUBTITLES BY KOUSHIK DAS"