"All incidents and some spoof characters in this film are fictitious, bear no resemblance" "Do you think you are a big man?" "How dare you talk back like a prude..." "When you are new... learn who's who before you start pointing things" "If not, this happens Understand?" "They're here Let's go" "Let's go now" "Maasi..." "One minute..." "Yea what?" "They're coming!" "You wanted to know what's in my mouth" " Here's some fruit" " Maasi!" "Your death is in my hands!" " Did you bring it?" " Yes, brother" "At what time does Mahima come?" "After college at 1" "Did you check?" "Yes, I did" "Recharge for this number" "This college, yes?" "The women are coming out" "Be ready" " This number" " Okay" "Why is he here?" "A pepsi" "But brother..." "What are you looking at?" "I've been watching you..." "You always make trouble" "Die!" "Attu!" "Come quickly!" "What the hell!" "It burns!" "Move!" "Faster!" "Go go!" "Why did you lose track and do that?" "Forget it" "It's not rare" "But...that's acid!" "He threw tea on my face" "He got it back" "I know him well" "Just 'cause he's rich F***king twat!" "He deserved it" "Brother!" " Go" " Careful" "Brother!" "Go" "Go!" "Come, brother!" "Come!" "Brother!" "Come!" "Come!" "Come!" "Brother, go" "Dude!" "Who are these guys?" "Sir Sir..." "Gotcha!" "Let go!" "Please sir" "I did it in a fit of rage..." "What?" "Wait while I catch my breath Let go!" "Hey you!" " You broke the windshield..." " Our car's?" "and you think you can escape?" "Pay up!" "Do you know who I am?" "One minute" "Dude, make a note of the address" "I'm Maasi!" " Okay You?" " I'm Attu" "Of course you are 'attu' and not awesome" "What is your name, idiot?" "But my name is Attu" "Sorry dude!" "It seems his name is Attu" "My girlfriend will shout at me pay up!" "There is a guy chasing me with a gun!" "That story is hard to believe even with a knife" "And you say a gun, eh!" "Pay up!" "Dude!" "These guys are real thugs!" "That was close" "They would have finished us off" "Yea" "What are you saying?" "Where?" "Start the car!" " What happened?" " Start the car!" "What was the issue?" "I don't know, sir" "We don't know what they were arguing about" "How did he look?" "But he..." "Oh my God!" "Dude, why are they talking to the cops?" "He was dark and tall" "Hey, call her quick There are another guy" " Priya!" " After throwing the acid..." "Hey come!" "riding a bike..." "So what is...?" "Hey!" "You come here" "What happened to upset you?" "What happened, baby?" "Tell me, hon..." "It's okay there, there" "What happened?" "It's nothing..." "Some guy threw acid on someone..." "So she's upset" "Were you hurt?" "And here?" "It's nothing..." "He's spooked 'cause a guy broke the windshield" " They broke the windshield" " It's okay" "It's okay Come" "I'll buy you ice cream" "It's very late" "Where are you two?" "We are leaving" "I'll be there shortly" "Please deal with the warden" "Come soon Yes yes okay Bye" "Priya!" "Is this salmon?" "No!" "That's Nagma" "Shut up and eat" "Dude!" "Today was f***ked up!" "Was that just today?" "I couldn't go for my interview" "They broke the windshield" "They nearly threw acid at my girl's face!" "That face already looks like acid has taken a lick" "Forget it" "What would you have done if she had been acid-attacked?" "I would've escaped, dude!" "I will slipper you!" "Priya!" "Sorry dude..." "How much more will you eat?" "Come!" "if something like..." "I'll kill him, dude!" "Is this enough?" "Just one more half-boil please..." "The warden is already pissed off come, let's go" "Abbas, take the car for repair Saro, wait!" "Later!" "I'm talking to you" "And you are walking away" "I will stab him!" "Don't stab my eye Sit" "Acid!" "I will not stop until I find you and kill you!" "How, dude?" "Like this?" "Like this" "I'll take a knife... and if I stab from the back, it'll come out in the front" "He'll die, dude" "This is hilarious to watch!" "One more, please!" "Do it again!" "If I take this knife and... and stab the nape of his neck, it'll come out the front!" "He'll die, dude" "One more, please dude!" "Get lost!" "Thanks dude!" "Hey Acid!" "If I don't find and kill you my name is not Bruce Lee!" "is not Bruce Lee!" "is not Bruce Lee!" "Dude, your name is not Bruce Lee..." "It's Gemini Ganesan" "That's what my dad named me" "Mummy calls me Bruce Lee" "So, Bruce Lee" "Okay Bruce Lee, sir" "Careful else someone might poison you" "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "My car!" "Hey guy-who-broke-my-car..." "I will find you and kill you too" "Him, too?" "How is he going to die?" "The same way" "Super, dude!" "We're killing everyone and going to jail" "Hey!" "Where are you guys?" "Henceforth, you are my Godfather" "From now, you are my Godfather" "You are my Godfather" "You are my Godfather" "Henceforth, you are my Godfather" " Did you sip this?" " No brother" "Oh!" "Rin detergent costs Rs 2 less now" "Not bad..." "Infamous don Maasi stabbed?" "!" "Why is he rejecting my call?" " Get lost!" " You get lost!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Have you seen my socks?" "Where are you leaving to?" "The guy who fought us!" "Why is lying dead?" "Have you seen my socks?" "I'm telling you a guy is dead and... you talk about socks" "You killed him, didn't you?" "What did you say!" "Why would I kill him?" "Then how did he die exactly like you described?" "That's something even I don't know" "You must have done it while drunk" "The cops will be here in 10" "Plead guilty!" "Your sentence will be lesser" "What are you saying!" "What did I do?" "Did I kill him?" "You stabbed him clean and through, just like you said" "Will the cops come, like you said?" "For sure" "Dude!" "Police!" "Police!" "I'm scared dude!" "Just die!" "Come!" "You answer the door... the cops will enter and I'll slyly escape, Go!" "Hey wait!" "wait!" "Leave me!" "It's just her!" "Hey!" "Why are you acting like idiots?" "He is behaving like an idiot" "Look at this!" "Here!" "Read this!" "He says I killed him" "Did you kill him?" "He was the guy who threw acid" "Is that so?" "You avoid her I'll avoid him" "Pack your clothes We're leaving" " Stop talking s**t" " Listen" "He committed murder You are the reason" "The police will arrest you both in sometime" "Henceforth, we're strangers" "Let's go" "I won't believe you if you say you are a murderer" "How can I believe he is one?" "Look at his face Don't you want to laugh?" "Let go" "He's calling me a murderer" "You say I have a baby-face" "That's enough" "Look..." "I laugh when I look at his face" "But his name scares me" "Good bye" "Abbas!" "Dude!" "Dude!" "Catch him!" "Dude!" "Come here!" "Sit!" "My name has a huge flashback" "I don't have the time We're leaving" "Sit!" "Listen for 5 minutes" "I've always been afraid of everything" "Afraid of dogs...of cats..." "Very afraid of the elephant..." "If I refuse to eat, they won't mention the boogieman, but the police, to force me to eat" "Or else One might be scared of insects... but have you met someone scared of butterflies?" "Seeing me afraid of everything... my mom was worried" "And then, something happened" "I was watching Action Fridays on TV" "Punch!" "Punch harder!" "I watched that movie" "My mom watched my eyes Punch him!" "Yes!" "Harder!" "Seeing me draw courage from Bruce Lee... from that day onwards my mom..." "Bruce Lee!" "Who me?" "Yes!" "You are Bruce Lee" ""Who am I?" "I'm your daddy"" ""Grandson of a warrior"" ""A small argument,"" ""we blow it up into a big fight"" ""Hey!" "Who's that?"" ""Who's he?" "Why are you scared?"" ""What's that guy's name?"" ""Bruce Lee!"" ""Who am I?" "I'm your daddy"" ""Grandson of a warrior"" ""I'm here for my revenge Look out!"" ""BAM!" "Your ears and lungs are torn"" ""WHAM!" "You'll break and tremble in fear"" ""Yeah!" "If you hear his name,"" ""you'll shake in fear and gibber"" "Be awesome like Bruce Lee!" "You dare touch my face!" "My friend will come now!" "Who is he?" "Call him here!" ""Bruce Lee!"" ""Who am I?" "I'm your daddy"" ""Grandson of a warrior"" ""I'm here for my revenge Look..."" "Ow!" "It hurts, brother!" "Brother, brother!" "Let go!" "Since I've arrived, I noticed... you are hitting only me" "You aren't hitting them" "Why are you hitting me?" "Well..." "What did you say your name was?" "Bruce Lee" "Brother!" "Please!" "That's why I hit you!" "I was beaten badly that day" "I never mention Bruce Lee to anyone, since" "I only say Ganesh" "What a flashback!" "Look!" "Even he looks pissed off" "Maybe I can believe you" "But the police won't" "The police will arrive and shoot you dead" "What s**t!" "Get lost!" "Go!" "Idiots!" "You don't be scared, baby" "Damn!" "She escaped before I could try anything" "Poor guy" "Will the police come?" "No darling..." "They won't" "But he said so" "No!" "He's just teasing you" "Moron!" "You don't stress" "Keep combing my hair" "You told me to relax but you seem tensed" "Tensed?" "Who me?" "I'm not" " Then why is your heart beating fast?" " Is it?" "Here...check again?" "Shall I?" "Bruce Lee!" ""Hey my sugar mint girl..."" ""I'm your refreshing jigarthanda"" ""My colourful girl..."" ""Sweet baby, sweetheart..."" ""Darling...the pupil of my eyes"" ""Come on my sweet demon"" ""Do something you are not supposed to..."" ""Lady!"" ""When I think of you..." "Hot..."" ""Turn and French me"" ""There's no stopping"" ""My little banshee..."" ""Lady, you are my heartbeat"" ""The centre of my gravity,"" ""You are my book of sentiments..."" ""I am modern Bruce Lee"" ""Hey lively girl"" ""My little sun"" ""You are my girlfriend, you bad girl"" ""Miss oh, Miss, you rowdy woman"" ""The ginger gin who shares my feelings"" ""The sky grows colder..."" ""And lust engulfs..."" ""My white liar..."" ""I want a kiss when you are free"" ""Like a seat belt, a hug is enough"" ""You are my Bedlington puppy..."" ""Lady!"" ""When I think of you..." "Hot..."" ""Turn and French me"" ""There's no stopping"" ""My little banshee..."" ""Lady, you are my heartbeat"" ""The centre of my gravity"" ""You are my book of sentiments..."" ""I am modern Bruce Lee"" ""Your bewitching eyes, have made me silly"" ""Sweety, you made a lion into a puppy"" ""A kiss on my head..."" ""I want every second..."" ""Round and round, around me"" ""You came my little sheep"" ""Sweetly and softly"" ""A hide and seek..."" ""Move away and close your eyes"" "Godfather!" "He's the one who killed Maasi" "We shouldn't let him go" "Tell me now And I'll do him in" "Shut up!" "Will you not shut up!" "Kaasi, let him go" "He'll die" "'A few days before'" "You" "Stop that car" "Hey!" "Stop the car" "Why didn't they stop here?" "'Our' boys, sir..." "'Our' boys meaning your sons?" "They pay (bribe) on time..." "It seems like we get rupees but not respect" " Call them" " Sir, I only meant..." "Call them here Hey, please come here" "What's up constable?" "Don't you educate the newbies?" "You get it on time every month" "What's with this new protest?" "What sir?" "Any problem?" "Wow!" "Have you become so big that you solve police problems?" "Oh, it's just couple of street dogs stirring the streets" "I came to catch them" "Careful, sir It might be rabid" "It'll bite" "Rabid or mange, I'll take care of it Where are you returning from?" "It's nothing sir" "We were bored and stepped out to give the cops a job" "Sarcasm, eh?" "Don't you visit a new officer?" "Where did you steal from?" "We don't steal" "Then?" "Are you garbage pickers?" "Only 'situations'" "You are talking about situations to a state employee" "Won't he step out?" "Come here" "Sir, don't You come here" "Get out now Sir, easy..." "Is he the villain?" "He looks frightfully funny" "What's your name?" "What's your name sonny?" "Ramdass" "From?" "Madurai" "Why won't you talk?" "Have you stuffed your mouth on a fruit?" "Have you stuffed your mouth on a fruit?" "You wanted to know what he had in his mouth..." "It was fruit Here" "You are next" " That's a horse?" " Dude!" "I always wanted to ride a horse" "But you do it everyday" " Talk too much and I'll kick you" " Wait" "But he is telling the truth" "You're taking his side?" "!" "Are you photographing girls?" "I'm catching Pokemon" "Pokemon!" "Get lost!" "Jobless!" "The joker" "Idiot Dude!" "That's our chief!" "It's a conference" "Our chief!" "Brother!" "When is he expected?" "In 10 minutes" "Dude!" "Today we should meet him and get an autograph" "Super!" "Yes!" "Hey!" "Come here" "What?" "An old game" "Why does she like old things?" "6 rings for 50 You win what you catch" "We know!" "You shut it Give me the cash 50 sir, 50" " Hey get the cash" " What do you want?" "Sunglasses" "You?" "Umm Watch" "You?" "Dude!" "I want that alcohol" "That's my boy!" "Watch" "Aim correctly Don't miss it" "Come on, alcohol!" "Damn!" "Dude!" "Throw higher" "Throw!" "Alcohol!" "Alcohol!" "Alcohol!" "Alcohol!" "Isn't there one more?" "Last try" "Come on" "Try it" "Don't listen to her Bag the alcohol" "We hit it We take it" "Throw now" "How long will you take?" "Do it" "Alcohol!" "Dude!" "Sunglasses!" "Throw it!" "Throw it!" "What are you going to do with this?" "Boss!" "You keep the camera and give us the bottle" "No way You can leave" "The leader of the people's party" "This is such an old camera This is a digital camera" " Is it working condition?" " Go go go!" "Let's click pictures Come" "Go fast" "With a heart as huge as Mount Everest a person who is forever young" "A Tamil artist" "Our brother" "I invite Mansoor Ali Khan to address the gathering" "Chief!" "Chief!" "Chief!" "My dear people, who mean more than my life" "My warriors in veshtis" "My bulls in dhotis" "Come!" "The ladies who are waiting to take a selfie with me," "In our government of the golden-age the ginger pickle vendor is running an engineering college" "A beans vendor runs a Pizza Corner" "Where did this change come from?" "Without arguing that it's Sunday, we attended parliamentary sessions" "Chief!" "Once every 5 years to pass by the constituency is not the kind of inept chief I am" " Yes, Chief!" " You are right!" "Yes!" "Ask about our achievements from your house pressure cooker" "Even it will whistle!" "Because the railway station is unveiling my statue" "I take leave of you" "Long love The People's Party Thank you" "Chief!" "Just one autograph please!" "I have finally seen you in person, Chief!" "I can die peacefully now!" " That's too much" " Today I'll die happily!" "Think of your parents!" "Chief!" "Just one autograph please!" "Long live Chief!" "Chief, you must act in Avatar Part 4" "I will place a billboard for it" "Chief, you can leave" "The future President of Africa, Mansoor Ali Khan!" "The future Ward Councillor, Mansoor Ali Khan!" "The Voice winner, Mansoor Ali Khan!" "Dancing with the Stars winner, Mansoor Ali Khan!" "'Who wants to be a Millionaire' winner, Mansoor Ali Khan!" " Absolutely crazy, man!" " Fool, you fool" "I asked you so many times for a photo" "Why didn't you click one?" "It's just a photo Why make a big deal" "Dude!" "Bruce Lee" "I got an autograph from our Chief!" " For me?" " What he said?" "I got it for you" "Autograph?" "!" "A match stick sparked, a match stick sparked My dear bird" "Are you idiots?" "People will be fans for heroes" "Why are you fans of a villain?" "How dare you talk about my Chief?" " What?" " Have you seen him dance?" "Mass appeal!" "Want to see?" "Let's go dude" ""My hands hurts and so does my shoulder and my thigh"" ""When a young woman's hand grazes you"" ""All diseases will speed away"" ""That's it!"" ""Hey Groom!"" ""Shall I make some coffee?"" ""Shall I make some tea?"" ""Tell me, my son-in-law"" ""Mr.Big shot"" ""Tell me, my son-in-law"" ""I don't want coffee, father-in-law"" ""I don't want tea, father-in-law"" ""A glass of water is enough, father-in-law for my thirst"" ""A glass of water is enough, father-in-law"" ""Is the younger daughter pretty?"" ""Is the younger daughter pretty?"" ""Is the elder daughter pretty?"" ""Tell me, my son-in-law"" ""To accept"" ""Tell me, my son-in-law"" ""What do you say?"" ""The younger girl is not pretty"" ""The elder girl is also not pretty"" ""I don't want the younger girl, father-in-law"" ""I don't want the elder girl, father-in-law"" ""Mother-in-law is enough, father-in-law"" ""Who?" "My wife"" ""Mother-in-law is enough, father-in-law"" "'OK Doctor, what would you advise him?" "'" "'Even when one is young, they should be taught discipline'" "Mother-in-law is enough, father-in-law" "I'm flying high today" "Chief, you belong in Hollywood" "That signature head move all women are slave to that one move" "Where are you, chief?" "Chief!" "No matter where you are, I'll find you" "With the same camera" "I promise to take one picture with you" "Chief?" "Chief" "Have you come for me?" "Long live my Chief!" "I'm coming for you!" "Hey!" "Where are you going, Mansoor?" "Wait, I'm coming" "Boss" "He is our Godfather" "Please sit" "He is Mans" "Biriyani!" "He's seems to be very hungry" "A match stick sparked," "Oh there you are, Chief!" "the gate the gate the gate" "Woohoo!" "Your mouth will become tired, bro" "Oh no" "Coochie coochie coo" "Click!" "The Chief's car!" "Chief!" "You are a handsome man!" "Chief" "Chief" "Come out, come out wherever you are" "Come on Chief, Buddy!" "Just a minute" "I need to pee" ""A match stick sparked"" "The old guys aren't there anymore" "And I wasn't sure who to meet" "My boy mentioned you So, I came to meet" "The house exterior looks old" "But inside, it looks like all fun and frolic" " Chief!" "There you are!" " Will I get the other parcel?" "What's with the eagles and bisons?" "Chief!" "Chief!" "Chief!" "Chief!" "I finally saw you!" "I finally saw you!" "He wearing coat he vanish into thin air?" "Damn!" "Just a second" "Just a This guy needs to be taken out" "He's a slippery eel" "This dog wants to be a contender for Chief Minister" "Here Take this" "This is just an advance" "Shoot" "Chief!" "No, no, no, no" "What the hell have you done!" "Do you know who he is?" "What a bigwig he is?" "He's a minister!" "I brought him here" "This is not good" "Hey, are you retarded?" "Won't you tell me, Godfather?" "Hey!" "Couldn't you have told me?" "Come" "Hey, come!" "Will anyone cry all night?" " What is it?" " Look at this photo" "Minister!" "Isn't his death the reason why this city is terrorised?" "How did you take this?" "This is evidence for murder" " Let's go" " Where?" "Police station" "Get lost!" "To explain my crying all night, I haven't deleted it yet" "He's lying He doesn't know how to delete it" "Give me the camera" "Delete it" "What?" "Are you saying we should forget it?" "How can we let it go when it's happened right before us?" "If we are blind to this we are making a bigger mistake!" "No way!" "I'm not a hero to question the wrong" "You may not be a hero" "But I'm a heroine and I will question" "Please go ahead" "Go to the police and court, get justice and walk back in slow motion" "We'll clap for you" "Dude!" "You feel me?" "She has a rom-com face and is thinking about action" "Why are you behaving like a chick?" "Chick?" "Me?" "You are a chick" "Yes, I am" "Aren't you a man?" "Behave like one" "Shall we wait outside?" "Get lost" "I don't care" "Abbas, are you coming or not?" "Hey, Bruce Lee is right" "Do we need to get involved with the cops and court?" "Scram" "You!" "Watching Dora!" "Give me that" "That a minster has no security has made the public panic and the supporters angry" "His son and family are deeply mourning his loss" "With elections coming up, his death has caused a major stir in Tamil politics..." "His son?" "This is Ramesh reporting for Hey why not give the camera to his son?" "Let him figure it out" "Let him deal with it" "What do you say?" "Yeah OK" "We can try that" "OK?" "OK?" "Abbas, leave" "Let him come only if he wants to" "Where are you going?" "I'll come with" "Why?" "Well," "You three ladies are going by yourself" "You need a man" " That's why" " Tall talk" "Dude!" "A plane, above" "They'll never learn" "Why do you brake like that!" "There are cops" "So what?" " Relax!" " Why are you scared of them?" "What should one be scared of?" "How to get in?" "I don't know how" "Wait!" "You two wait here" "Why am I wearing this?" "This is a girl's ID card!" " Who are you?" " Press, sir" " Go ahead" " Escape!" "The body is there" "What happened?" "My Chief!" "They killed him!" "Shut it!" "He's coming!" " I'm going to" " Hey wait!" "Let go!" "Sir Ma'am!" "I need to speak Please step back, Ma'am" "He is going to talk to you Step back" "What do you want me to say?" "What did he do?" "He was always about his Political party" "I don't know if the murderer a party member or the opposition" " Yes, dude?" " He is here too" " Who?" " It's that Godfather" "Who?" "Forget it Bye" "I am but a young boy What can I do?" "But there is one thing the guy who killed my father should be legally punished, whoever he is, however rich he his" "I will not rest until then" "This government, the police, I don't believe anyone" "I believe only in you" "How could one have the heart to do this?" "Do you know how much he has done for the people?" "Please support me" "In this matter, I trust only the media and the people" "You are enough" "I trust only you" "Please help find the murderer" "That would mean a lot" "Godfather!" "They've killed my dad, Godfather!" "He was true to everyone" "He is posing for pictures Is he mental?" "A gun is passed to him He's going to kill him too" "Come Let's leave" "Let's leave come What are you saying" "Let's go follow Come!" "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "Restroom I need to use the restroom" "Yes That's right Restroom" "Brother" "Come this side" "Going somewhere?" "Restroom, brother" "Go that side You can go, Ma'am" "That's the ladies room" "I don't know what to do" "So many calls since morning" "Sir's gun" "He left it behind" "My dad instead his head, should have been shot here" "What a despicable man!" "Has a son at every constituency" "He would have made his sons contest at every constituency" "Good thing we took care of it" "Or else, he would have talked to the press about his wives and sons" "Have you received the amount?" "I've spoken to sir" "He wants to contest now" " We'll see about the next" " Brother" "Our leader has arrived Leader is here" "Where did you go?" " Come!" " Did you see them?" "Did you give it?" "Well?" "Answer!" "The son murdered the father" "How do you know?" "I overheard at the restroom" "You return with problems when you go to pee" "Shut it Let's go now" "Fortunately, we didn't say anything to him" "The Godfather would have butchered us" "Bro," "If it's easy to do good, then the world won't have any bad people" "Doing good is the only investment without profit" "That's why no one does it" "That's why the good ones call it Karma" "Cause then, someone may do good" "Dude, if someone falls on the road why do we help them right away?" "Because if we slip we hope that someone will help us up" "There is no charity in the world No, no" "Everything is selfish" "Why are we itching to get justice?" "Cause if someone kills us we hope someone gets us justice" "Bruce Lee" "When we do good Oh God!" "Please stop talking" "Drive straight to the police station" "I'll even plead guilty to this murder" "But no more punch lines please!" "Talk only about what we should do now" "How about the Press?" "We could, but we don't know anyone" "We'll get into trouble if we aren't careful" "It's better to know someone..." "What's the time?" "12:10..." ""It's nothing but the truth"" "Hi Uncle!" "How are you?" "This is Suprajit's daughter..." " Remember me?" " Yes, dear Go on" "Can we meet you now?" "I'm out of town regarding a case" "How about tomorrow at court?" "OK uncle I'll come" "Thank you OK dear" "Yesterday's blouse was better" "No, this is better" "We're going to court at 10am tomorrow" "Why?" "To meet my father's acquaintance" "And he's a lawyer Don't be late OK?" "Bye!" "Dude..." "There is a guy here making a joke out of everything" "A joke in court?" "Watch where you're going, moron" "Why are they all laughing?" "Order, Order!" "He isn't an innocent person, as he pretends to be" "He's a cold-blooded murderer He's a psycho" "He kills if he gets angry" "He kills for money He kills for political benefits" "He kills for business" "Put him in jail Sentence of the highest degree, your Honour" "That's all, Your Honour" "Excellent!" "Isn't that your uncle?" "Then?" "Order Order" "He sounds funny" "My Lord..." "My client... doesn't kill when he is angry" "He eats" "When angry... some shout... some cry... but... only one in a million will... eat a lot" "They are... emotional eaters" "So..." "He is an emotional eater" "Here is the medical certificate" "I request Mr Pillai to google... about emotional eating" "Or I could ask my secretary to send a link" "Let him read that" "Why did you leave?" "Then?" "Are you suggesting talking to his lawyer?" "Leave me out" "But..." "He supports that guy knowing well he is bad" "How will he support us?" "That's their job" "Let's try and talk..." "From the evidence... this court deems the defendant as not guilty" "That won't work" "No Listen to me!" "I'll handle it Godfather..." "You had the judge wound up, alright..." "Am I right?" "Godfather..." "A joke" "Godfather!" "A joke" "The torture of being hitched to his madman..." "Are you coming or not?" "No You can go" "Pew!" "Fine!" "She left?" "Pew!" "Uncle!" "Unc..." "Pew!" "Oh scram!" "Welcome..." "Hands up!" "A joke" "A joke?" "Thanks brother" "Pew!" "How is your dad?" "There's a case that..." "Shhh!" "Shut up" "It's nothing, Uncle She wants a divorce" "What?" "No, no...it's for her friend" "Shut up" "There's a case that... for my friend that..." "Wait will you?" "Uncle can I later meet you?" "Nice hair!" "What happened to them?" "Come!" "Pew!" "Leave!" "Look!" "in front of the court and all these police, he is going Pew!" "Pew!" "with a gun" "And to tell them, he is a murderer... and his gun is real... will be why we get shot" "You shut it!" "I know" "Pew!" "Pew!" "Pew!" "You're right" "In front of a court... amongst all the cops, he is acting like a clown" "He should be..." "Sigh...she is a piece of work" "You shouldn't take photographs inside the court" "Pew!" "There's our lawyer" "Godfather!" "that's our lawyer, who's become a judge" "Brother!" "Pew!" "You!" "What did you do?" "Get into the car!" "Godfather!" "Are you mental?" "Hey, start the car Quickly!" "Oh Godfather!" "He's getting away" "Get out of our way!" "Move it!" "I can't do this anymore" "I swear, I can't" "Anyone in my shoes, will think the same" "We throw the camera away and... we get back to our business" "What?" "They've killed the Minister" "There's a murder at court and we have the evidence" "Are you asking us to give in knowing all this?" "And it's not one, but two murders Shut your mouth" "You talk too much Fine, I'll stop" "To the commissioner's office" "My dear..." "I don't care if you call me a chick..." "I'd rather be alive, than be a man" "That's important" "I'm leaving" "Why do you wear a pant and shirt?" "Will my dress fit you?" "Do you want to wear my clothes?" "Dude!" "I'll kill you" "What?" "What was that!" "Go talk to her Go" "I'm sorry" "What do you want me to do?" "Sorry" "Let's go to the commissioner" "The commissioner?" "I'm already afraid of cops..." "She's mentioning the commissioner" "OK" "Let's not meet directly" "Is there another way?" "Shall we email him?" "Super!" "Nope They'll find us through the IP address" "And then they'll torture us with enquiry" "What do we do?" "Can we courier it?" "But it might get misplaced" "How about delivering it in person like a courier boy?" "Great idea!" "Who will deliver it?" "You" "Me?" "You look handsome, just like a courier boy" "Hey!" "I'm already afraid of cops..." "How can I get inside the commissioner office?" "No one wears a uniform there For real?" "Hey keep him distracted I need to check my mail" "Take it" "Have you lost weight?" "I'm hitting the gym" "Look at my arms Oh yea" "Got it Let's go" "We came to get a delivery uniform What are we doing here?" "He'll come this way How do you know?" "Whenever we have a problem in life... he will show up" "Will he show up with an uniform?" "With a cap, too" "Come!" "What?" "What?" "Get lost!" "The fatso lied to me" "Where did he go?" "Excuse me Yes?" "It's me" "Dude!" "what is this?" "That guy we hit this morning..." "Yea..." "He's here with a few guys Look" "Won't they find you?" "I'm in disguise" "Get me a drink" "Hey, a beer for sir" "Sir..." "Have you seen a fat, ugly, despicable guy who comes here everyday to drink?" "I don't know him" "You seem to be new..." "I'm looking for my friend, Mr John" "This is him missing days before his wedding" "Have you seen him?" "Of course" "Similarly..." "Let us know if you see our friend" "OK?" "Super, sir" "Thank you!" "Thank you" "Oh and, Yes?" "There's food on your beard" "That's OK..." "I'll take care of that Let me" "He transforms into an action hero every time he has alcohol" ""Hey there, ugly face Kumar!"" ""Don't interrupt Keep quiet for sometime"" ""Don't make a fuss, don't show off..."" ""I'm a criminal, dont play your games with me"" ""A new born..."" ""that was me,"" ""Now she changed me to Baasha!"" ""I was useless but..."" ""she changed me..."" ""and I'm a 'hit' now..."" ""I will make a scene and sing a song..."" ""My song has a message, a good lesson"" ""Killer mode, Keep mum, don't step in..."" ""You piece of dirty rag, don't spill words"" ""Never used a dumb bell, but I'll make you keel"" ""Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee..."" ""Listen to the truth, man..."" ""I'm the greatest there is"" ""When I was a child..."" ""I was a fan of Super Star!"" ""A cardboard knife, a blunt knife..."" ""It's sharp enough to catch Sanaa"" ""A drummer without his drumsticks..."" ""I'm Tendulkar without a bat"" ""Hey there, ugly face Kumar!"" ""Don't interrupt Keep quiet for sometime"" ""Don't make a fuss, don't show off..."" ""You piece of dirty rag, don't spill words"" ""A new born..."" ""that was me,"" ""Now she changed me to Baasha!"" ""I was useless but..."" ""she changed me..."" ""and I'm a 'hit' now..."" ""I will make a scene and sing a song..."" ""My song has a message, a good lesson"" ""Killer mode, Keep mum, don't step in..."" ""You piece of dirty rag, don't spill words"" "I'm no Baasha" "I'm no Antony" "I am Bruce Lee!" "I'm not Vineet nor Kunal" "I'm Abbas But for that..." "Let go Idiot" "Go Keep moving..." "Hey!" "My main man is dancing here and..." "Stop that car!" "Stop!" "That's an ambulance" "Don't be afraid OK?" "Come!" "Keep coming!" "You drunks!" "That's the police The Police!" "The Police!" "The Police!" "Dude, it's shoot on sight!" "The Police!" "Have they left?" "Don't be scared, dude" "They can't find us because we are hiding" "Super!" "Super!" "Hey!" "It's the commissioner!" "The commissioner!" "Hey wait!" "Commissioner!" "Where are you going?" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Stop, sir!" "Sir!" "Where are you going?" "Until now, we've photos of him murdering someone Right?" "Let's take a photo of him being arrested Oh dear, Bruce Lee!" "OK Wait, I'll come along" "Be gone" "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "They rarely step out of the room" "Come now Hey!" "Commissioner!" "Come, let's run away!" "Where are you going?" "Wait, let's listen..." "What the judges at the court say... what the minister's speak at home... forget all that" "There is a guy shooting pictures of you" "You shoot him, before all" "But it wasn't me It maybe so, Godfather..." "If something like this happens again..." "I'll have to shoot" "Hey Kaasi, take care" "We're caught" "Yes, we are caught" "They'll kill us" "Yes They'll kill us" "We have to escape" "Yes Yes, we have to escape" "What happened?" "What is it, Godfather?" "Restroom..." "I need to use the restroom" "It's not a boy who shot the photos" "It's a girl" "Let's not be in town for two days" "Shall we go someplace?" "Hey!" "Where exactly?" "Pondicherry?" "My friend has a place there" "Are we leaving now?" "We can't go today" "There will be checkpoints" "The police will catch us" "You shouldn't drink and drive" "But only we drank You can drive" "No..." "I had two shots because I was also happy" "You sinner!" "This explains Pondicherry" "Another thing..." "I can't leave whenever I want from the hostel" "I'll inform the warden that I'm taking two days off" "You guys come to corner near the hostel" "We can leave together" "Uncle, talk to my colleague" "Yes uncle, they work here" "Project head" "Uncle!" "Oh get lost!" "Uncle!" "Excuse me!" "I called you earlier..." "I'm Suprajit's daughter Tell me, dear" "Call the lawyer" "Uncle..." "Tell me, Uncle, You came to court and... and didn't say anything What was it?" "I came to see you about a case, uncle..." "Where are you now?" "At the hostel, uncle" "Shall we meet now?" "The thing is... tomorrow, for a project..." "I'm going to Pondichery with a friend" "The lane to meet tomorrow..." "Is Gandhi or Nehru?" "Gandhi..." "Huh?" "Hello?" "Gandhi street" "Hello?" "Uncle, I'll call you if the need arises" "OK dear Thanks uncle Good night" "They're going to Pondicherry in the morning" "Her boyfriend will wait for her at Gandhi street" "Well?" "Take them out" "Hey!" "She said Gandhi street, right?" "Hey Attu..." "Drag her inside!" "Hey!" "Pull her!" "Push her inside!" "Hey wait!" "Dude, they are kidnapping a girl" "Come !" "Come!" "For real?" "Don't turn!" "Drive faster!" "Dude!" "What's happening?" "Idiot!" "Help!" "Hey, will you quiet down!" "Shut your mouth or else!" "Hello!" "Help!" "It's coming closer!" "Keep quiet!" "Hey!" "Go!" "Come on, Let's go Keep moving" "Come on!" "The route to Egmore, please?" "Go straight, keep going, take a left, then a right, brother" "Get back quickly" "Can't you say you don't know?" "But I do know" "Dude..." "This time, I feel like peeing" "Me too" "Baby... where's the camera?" "What camera?" "Hey!" "Where's the camera with his photos?" "I didn't take photos of him" "I don't know where the camera is Go away" "Tell me or I'll throw acid on you!" "No!" "Please don't hurt us" "The camera... is with her boyfriend Boyfriend?" "Why did you tell him?" "Are you kidding?" "Who's this boyfriend?" "Where..." "Hey!" "Call your boyfriend" "Hello?" "How long can I wait?" "Where are you?" "Son..." "We have kidnapped your girl" "The hell!" "Stop your mimicry and tell me where you are" "Son, we have kidnapped your girl for real" "Yes, sweety They've kidnapped me" "Please come and save me" "But why are you calling me?" "I'm your girlfriend" "Who will I call except you?" "Call your dad" "Are you trying to get me into trouble?" "Are you abandoning me for a small issue?" "That's it We are done" "Yes, yes, yes" "We are done We have broken up" "Hey!" "Just a minute..." "They kidnapped me when we were still together..." "First, come and save me" "Then, we can break up" "No way" "We are over Shut up and disconnect" "Crap Jerk!" "What is it?" "It's nothing, dude" "They kidnapped your girl and mine" "So she's calling me and getting us into trouble" "How dare she!" "You moron!" "They kidnapped my girl?" "Give me the phone" "Idiot!" "Bruce Lee!" "Hello?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Villain sir!" "I'm Bruce Lee's friend Abbas, sir" "Of the two girls you kidnapped..." "One is mine" "Please don't hurt her!" "There is no one to love me, except her" "Tell me where to come and what to do I'll do anything" "Your friend's camera" "Damn that camera!" "It's here" "When and where should I come?" "I'll give it to you" "I'll call you later Cut the call" "Sir, sir, sir, sir!" "Dude!" "You!" "Are you making a joke of me and my girl?" "If anything happens to my girl, ...I'll report you to the police" "Say anything else, except 'The police'" "Of course, I love my girl" "I got scared when she called me" "I don't know..." "I spoke nonsense" "Don't worry, dude" "I'll save your girl and my girl" "Shut it" "Give the camera!" "I'll handle it Where is it?" "You...!" "Where the hell is it?" "Where is the camera?" "The camera... the camera..." "All our problems... are because of you" "My life was good You ruined it" "The bane of my life" "Getting rid of you is my priority" "Die!" "What a big river!" "How can I find a camera in here?" "Oh God!" "They are calling me" "Hello?" "The camera..." "Sir?" "sir?" "Can you hear me?" "...battery is running out..." "I..." "I..." "I'll call you Hello?" "Can you...?" "They've called us What do we do?" "Shall we go to the police?" "The police?" "Shut it The Commissioner is their friend" "The police won't help" "What can we do?" "I don't know" "But don't worry, dude" "I'll save your girl" "The fool is making jokes in this situation" "Dude!" "Shall we approach a thug?" "A thug?" "Thugs know thugs well" "They have a link" "Oh!" "Dude..." "Thugs know other thugs" "They have a link" "If we tell them what happened... they will help us" "I don't know any thug" "I know well that you know nothing" "But, there is an idea" "My uncle is a don" "If we tell him what happened he will surely help us" "Your uncle?" "A don?" "Is this believable?" "I swear my uncle is a don" "Which area?" "Royapuram" "Royapuram..." "Royapuram..." "Let's go" "Dude!" "You mentioned some noise in the car..." "Tic, tic..." "I can hear it Yea..." "It's a carburettor-shock absorber issue in the engine" "What?" "Drive into a pothole" "Can you hear it?" "Dude, I can hear it" "Is it?" "Pull over to the side" "How is that heard?" "Now, dude?" "Yes, I can still hear it" "Now, dude?" "Dude, dude!" "It stopped Get in Come" "I knew it" "I can hear it again" "What the...!" "It stopped Don't move Come!" "Easy now" "Did you see that?" "I'm a big engineer, dude" "Benz and BWM's are a piece of cake" "You are awesome, dude!" "Top notch!" "Dude..." "My uncle doesn't like back talk, talking loud, and speaking in English" "To sum it, my uncle doesn't like talking" "Then how can...?" "We have to" "It's all the same" "Talk less and..." "Get out of the way!" "Who the...?" "Chief!" "Logu and Dev kidnapped Commissioner's daughters at the sugarcane fields" "Praba is also there" "Uthra has left with Prabha's cash" "Kuruvi's also gone there" "Does Sathya know?" "He does, chief..." "Sathya will take care of the kids" "But Kiruba will die" "What are you saying, Chief!" "Kiruba will die?" "It's unfair how Kuruvi will die too" "Kuruvi will die too?" "It's ok if Kiruba dies" "But why should Kuruvi die?" "Oh no!" "Kuruvi!" "Kuruvi!" "Oh my God..." "Dude..." "Narrating what's done, is normal How can he predict the future?" "I told you..." "Uncle would've sketched the whole thing for them" "Come!" "Hey!" "Yes, you have your lucky charm" "Uncle..." "Welcome..." "I...a girl..." "A girl?" "I'm in love with a girl, uncle" "What!" "You are in love?" "Yes, Uncle I'm in love with a girl" "And she's kidnapped" "Let go!" "Don't take out your anger because I didn't marry Anjali" "In my next life, I'll marry Anjali" "I want my girl for this life" "Help us, uncle!" "It's not what you think" "I know, uncle... that you are a don and... that you don't get involved in small matters" "Do anything, uncle!" "I don't have anyone else but you Of course, I'll help," "I'll get up only when you promise" "I will save her!" "No!" "I'll get up when you swear on your mom" "I swear on mom, dad and everyone Get up!" "Dude, calm down Help me, uncle!" "You shouldn't cry like a baby" "Uncle?" "Who is he?" "God..." "Godfa..." "Hey!" "I don't know, uncle" "Which area?" "That's Wait!" "I don't know, uncle" "How do you know about the kidnapping?" "He called, uncle Dude!" "Don't!" "Hey!" "Who is this?" "Bruce Lee" "Bru...?" "Hi!" "My friend, uncle" "They kidnapped his girl too" "Call them" "Why?" "Only then can we figure out their area" "How?" "Why are you talking like this?" "We can't get out alive" "Hello!" "We've kidnapped your chick" "Hey!" "Don't freak out!" "Nothing will happen to your chick" "If you think of screwing me over... your chick will bite the big one" "Give me my money... and walk away with her" "This is north Madras" "Hello!" "We've taken your girl" "Don't be afraid" "Nothing will happen to your girl" "Give us the payment Take your girl" "Understand?" "This is normal Madras" "Super, uncle!" "Hey!" "Keep quiet" "Give the phone" "Where is the bomb that was here?" "Maasi has it" "What is Maasi..." "Search" "I gave it to Maasi and I don't know where it is now" "Wasn't it somewhere here?" "Brother!" "Kaasi, brother, do you know?" "What is it again?" "Hello?" "Hello, villain sir..." "Please talk for 5 minutes" "My uncle wants to hear your voice" "You...!" "Villain sir..." "He's babbling..." "Don't mistake us..." "Tell me where to come and give the camera" "No, son..." "Is your uncle the police?" "No sir..." "Listen..." "No police can do anything against me" "Only if I speak for longer than 80 seconds... can you trace my number" "Do you know?" "It's not what you think, villain sir" "He's being funny" "Godfather..." "One minute..." "Did you want 1 or 2 biriyanis?" "Biriyani?" "Two" "Chicken biriyani or mutton?" "Chicken biriyani" "Hey..." "Hey..." "Tell me, Godfather" "Madurai Pandiyan" "Is the 80 seconds over?" "No, sir..." "You can't contact me for the next 2 days" "OK?" "Disconnect" "Villain sir..." "Villain!" "Uncle and I..." "Uncle?" "No!" "Uncle?" "I'm talking to you!" "Uncle!" "What is it, uncle?" "He is a good friend" "Super!" "Didn't I tell you?" "This is awesome!" "Uncle has international links" "But he is my enemy now" "Tell us correctly Is he an enemy or friend?" "The truth" "It's a long flashback" "Come inside Let's talk" "The tank top is super!" "Where did you buy it?" "Seasonal discounts" "Lot of memories" "Pappa, pappa, paaa!" "Bye!" "Bye!" "Grandma!" "I'm going to become a hero" "See you!" "Mother!" "I'm going to become a villain" "To trust good children..." "Hello darling..." "Baby!" "I'm going to become MGR" "Grandma!" "I'm going to become Nambiar" "And just like that, we took our bag and arrived at Madras" "I'm a child of your home..." "Get out!" "Let me in!" "I... didn't get any acting chances" "But, he..." "I've dreamed of this for years Keep rolling" "My dear god!" "Who's this, praying to the road?" "Stop Who are you?" "Brother..." "Steven Spielkumar asked me to meet him Who?" "You don't know?" "The box office hit 'It may dawn'..." "The director of that movie" "Brother..." "His next movie is titled 'Oh No!" "It's gone'..." "Oh No!" "There is no such thing Move" "Brother, if you don't let me in..." "I'll lose my chance" "No chance" "Oh No!" "It's gone!" "You pushed me, didn't you!" "This sphere... will spin for me one day" "Leave or else..." "I'll see you then" "Wait for it You stay there" "I came with dreams" "How dare you chase me away!" "One day, I'll become a great villain... and act in this studio" "If not, my name isn't Ramdass" "Brother, one black tea please" "I'll be back!" "I will!" "Hey!" "Will you come with us?" "Where?" "To act as a villain?" "To become a villain" "What?" "To what a villain?" "To become a villain?" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Here or there?" "Here?" "To act?" "I will become a villain" "He joined them..." "Became a hired hand" "He progressed to become a thug" "He became the right hand" "And that's how he became a don" "And you?" "Jing jung jung jing..." "Jing jung jung jing..." ""I'm an automan..."" ""I know all routes..."" ""A man of fair rates..."" ""a friend of good folks..."" ""a good singer..."" ""a man from Gandhi's land..."" ""a hunter if I take my spear..."" ""A brother to the meek..."" ""A man with a sympathetic heart..."" ""A kinsman of poor..."" ""I'm always a kinsman of the poor"" "Do you drive autos?" "We thought you were a don" "I doubted it when you said he was your uncle" "What were the sugarcane fields... and that Kuruvi will die" "Son!" "Haven't you watched 'Never Fear'?" "He had a power cut" "He asked for the climax" "I told him to come" "Myskkin made an awesome movie" "Haven't you watched it?" "But the knife, the blood was..." "Welcome, dear" "Leave it here Have some soup" "Soup Oh yes" "It'll taste good" "Leave it here Dear?" "Keep the knife aside The kids might be scared" "Go away or... your mouth..." "Son, son!" "Don't do it!" "Are you and your wife kidding us?" "No, no!" "What the hell, dude!" "Son..." "I maybe a funny hero... but he... is a real villain" "I thought you were a rowdy But you are a joker" "And that tank top and wrap around of yours!" "I'm going to split your head into two" "Let it go" "Uncle!" "Yes" "You were childhood friends" "You'll know his plus and minus" "When you were young... have you ever competed with him and won?" "A competition..." "Son!" "No such thing happened" "No uncle There must be something" "Think hard!" "What shall I think about?" "Suji?" "Mom and I are here, dad!" "I'm scared daddy" "Hey!" "It's me" "You heard?" "Your wife and kid are here" "If even a speck of dust is moved..." "I'll cut it" "Take your hand off" "Scratching his bald head..." "I've trimmed it down" "Uncle!" "I have an idea" "Son!" "I have an idea too" "Share it, share it..." "You go first" "You are older..." "You go first OK Here goes" "When I was young..." "When I was in class 5," "When?" "5th grade!" "5th grade!" "I studied all night and when I saw the question paper..." "I knew all the answers" "My favourite teacher, Malathi was there" "I was so happy" "I was ready to answer and searched for my pen" "The pen was missing" "Oh no!" "And then?" "When I looked for it... he had it" "Gotcha!" "Baldy!" "Scram!" "What did you do?" "I was so angry" "I didn't know what to do" "The teacher was staring at me" "I thought deeply" "Suddenly, I took his pen" "And then?" "What else?" "I told him to exchange the pens" "He gave it back" "Super, Uncle!" "Thank you" "Dude!" "What a stupid flashback and why a super for this?" "Swear on your mom that it was superb" "Shhh!" "Uncle!" "It's the same pen story" "What we are going to do is..." "Like how he has kidnapped my girl..." "I will kidnap his girl... we will demand my girl in exchange for his" "He will do it" "It can be excellently executed" "What are you blabbering?" "Look!" "But, son" "There is a small problem" "What is it, uncle?" "He doesn't have a girl" "Wife?" "No" "Mistress?" "Nope" "Who is there, then?" "Son, he had a 'right hand' and a 'left hand'" "And they chopped one hand," "He eats and cleans with the same hand?" "Not a hand, a human" "They were Kaasi and Maasi" "He won't do anything directly" "These guys do it for him" "And Maasi was slayed" "Now, Kaasi, is his everything" "So, we take Kaasi" "Super!" "Be right back" "It's kidnapping Not Karaoke Revolution" "We can lose our lives" "Dude, kidnapping is easy" "How so?" "Go straight to..." "Burma bazaar Store no 246" "You'll find Sheikh Dawood there" "Who?" "Sleeper cell?" "I will slipper you" "He owns a CD store" "Buy all the Tamil action movies" "Dude..." "In this situation, do you really want to watch movies?" "Do as I say" "Son..." "I am ready" "Shall we go?" "You!" "What is this?" "You said kidnapping I'm in my action costume" "How is it?" "Go change your clothes" "But son..." "I've bombs that I can throw" "Throw it and I'll throw it back at you" "Go away" "Why are you saying no to this?" "Dude!" "I don't even like ribbing him" "It's OK Are we trusting him with this kidnapping?" "Manikkam, It pokes" "Careful It might slip" "With a wig, you are Baasha" "Without it, are you Alavanthaan?" "Switch it on" "Shall I?" "Go ahead!" "Don't hide it" "Ooooh!" "Dude!" "What is this!" "I asked for action movies" "He gave me all the action movies Just change it" "It is good Let's watch this" "He is like your son" "Will you watch porn with him?" "I'll beat you!" "Change it" "What is it?" "What happened to you?" "Who are you?" "What is this?" "Everything has a reason Shut up and get in the car" "The car?" "Please come" "To drink..." "Van has come" "Come with me" "Wake up, dear" "It's the TV" "Did you get it?" "Did you get it?" "Yes it is, son!" "Go then" "Tell me..." "Dude..." "I have an amazing plan" "Tell me, tell me" "I thought of it last night" "You were sleeping so I didn't tell you" "Super!" "Follow me!" "Tell me!" "Dude!" "It's already been one day since the girls were kidnapped" "I don't know what that caveman Godfather did to them..." "My girl is already thinking of breaking up" "Tell now!" "Let Uncle come" "Unc..." "Uncle!" "Uncle!" "That's enough Come" "I'm done!" "Get out now!" "Do you need to go urgently?" "Get out" "I use my right hand, son" "Move it What now?" "Woah woah woah!" "Son..." "Why are you behaving strangely?" "You don't behave like this" "Tell me" "Will you tell or shall I jump?" "Wait, wait!" "Wait" "Why tension?" "Uncle..." "Yes I'm here Come here" "Tell" "Dude!" "Look around" "There's no one It won't be heard even if you shout it" "We are going to kidnap by drugging him" "I'll kill myself Wait!" "What?" "It's a great plan" "It can be excellently executed" "That's an old plan" "What is this, dude..." "All of Tamil cinema has this scene" "Trust that it will work" "Yeah!" "Where will you buy it?" "Good question" "The movies didn't say that" "We don't have to, either Good question, too" "Whether you use drugs... or whether you split his head with a rod" "I need you to kidnap him" "The second idea is also good" "Dude!" "I told you not to watch movies all night" "My son You silent" "When shall we?" "and how?" "There is something important to do" "Please tell me" "Retards!" ""Kaasi"" "I've told you not to pee in bed!" " Darling" " Tea" "How do you poop so many times?" "I say, that's enough!" "If you mess with me, that's it!" "Kaasi, where's your wife?" "Why are you carrying water?" "Hey!" "Why do you always take a dump near my house?" "So what, Devi?" "It's not in your house" "Did you take a photo?" "Be careful Else they'll figure it out" "Hello there Are you from another city?" "We are foreigners" "Sightseeing..." "A thank you for that glance you gave me" "Dad?" "Are you acting like in yesterday's movie?" "That was nothing, son" "There was something on mom's face..." "Wipe it off with your hands Why use your mouth?" "Hey!" "Open the door" "OK See you tomorrow" "Well?" "You have been standing all day" "I beg you to share your plan" "Nice shirt Keep quiet" "Thank you" "OK" "From 10am to 10pm, Kaasi is very busy from 10pm to 12AM, he's at his mistress" "After 12AM, he goes home" "Two broads - one night?" "Are you jealous?" "No OK" "And it is then, that he is alone" "There'll be people at other times" "But why is he alone now?" "Because, the broad he was with, eloped with his friend" "Oh!" "Nice" "So our kidnapping point is Arunachalam road" "The darkest hour" "A yellow light" "Wearing a red shirt, he walks out of the dark" "He walks Yes" "Far away is an auto" "Uncle in front You and I behind" "The handkerchief is in my hand" "After he comes out of the dark" "Uncle will slowly drive next to him" "I will pass through the air and hold the handkerchief to his nose" "He faints We lift" "Super!" "Great plan!" "Yes!" "This is a plan from the Jaishanker decade" "Dude, this is a terrible plan" "It will work Wait and watch" "Son" "This plan will definitely work" "You!" "Change your costume first" "To what?" "Is it Baasha?" "or Padayappa?" "Kattappa" "Bahubali Kattappa" "How?" "Like this" "That's all dandy" "But when you observe this" "It's not like a Mysskin movie" "It is a Mysskin movie" "Cut to camera above a street light" "What pa?" "He will come" "Uncle!" "He's coming" "Start the vehicle" "Why are you pumping it?" "What are you doing?" "Son," "I think we've run out of gas" "What?" "No petrol?" "What are you saying?" "I gave it for service" "I've got a mileage of 40km" "How are we doing this?" "Don't stress it" "I've bought it in a can" "You guys are funny" "Tell your aunt to divorce him He's here" "Uncle!" "Come quickly" "Hey!" "Ready Shall we?" "Move it" "Uncle!" "Drive!" "Go closer!" "I am!" "I am!" "Quickly!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Don't stress it" "Ready, uncle?" "Dude!" "Go!" "What happened?" "You messed it Keep driving!" "Drive!" "Drive!" "I am!" "I am!" "The auto is choking" "Dude!" "Uncle!" "Drive faster!" "What?" "Why is it stopping?" "Hey!" "He's here!" "On no!" "Baldy!" "Hey!" "I'm asking you stop the auto" "We're sorry we tried to kidnap you!" "What?" "Kidnap me?" "!" "I came to catch the auto" "How dare you try to kidnap me!" "I'm gonna Not me It wasn't me!" "Hey!" "Hey Abbas!" "It's all because of you" "Why are you crying?" "Drive faster" "OK" "Why were you trying to kidnap me?" "Brother" "Just a minute" "I'm embarrassed" "Hey!" "I don't know why I came along Hey!" "Uncle!" "He fainted!" "Oh joy!" "Gemini Ganesh!" "Come out!" "Hey Abbas!" "Get out!" "What's with him?" "What is he doing?" "I'll check Kattappa!" "You got me beaten up!" "What is it?" "Come!" "Why shouting?" "Hey kids!" "Do you know how big a thug I am?" "I wanted to be a hero, because in movies, the villain gets beaten up" "But you got me beaten up" "Don't ever come home" "If you do, I'll divorce your aunt" "I'll kill you Got it?" "Yes?" "Who is it?" "Dude, call him" "Hey!" "Hey!" "I've kidnapped you but you are napping" "Where's your right hand?" "Here Right here" "Where's Kaasi?" "That's near Haridwar" "This falls flat" " Where's your right" " Kaasi?" "Kaasi..." "Kaasi..." "Kaasi..." "Here's Kaasi" "Godfather!" "I've been kidnapped" "Save me, Godfather!" "Please!" "Enough!" "Kaasi!" "Son, don't hurt Kaasi" "I've already lost Maasi Please!" "If my girl gets a small scratch, you will not see your guy alive" "Give that phone!" "Hello?" "Moron!" "When you told him not to hurt me that's when he hit me" "I know how to handle this" "You shut up" "Thank you Welcome" "Dude!" "Untie him" "Let her they Untie him!" "What happened?" "He's hitting her after we threatened to kill him" "He's not worth that much Untie him" "What did you say, son?" "What do you mean?" "Hey!" "Don't talk Leave" "Get lost!" "Why did I kidnap him?" "Son, pass the phone" "Use your phone" "Son, I don't have talk time balance" "Give me your phone" "Have fun!" "What happened?" "Dude!" "She's swearing at me" "Did she talk about family?" "Yes" "About my family?" "She couldn't stop" "Hey Attu!" "Where are you?" "Yes, chief..." "He started hitting her after you threatened to kill him" "You heard that?" "I think that how Maasi was murdered What!" "Did Godfather kill my friend Maasi?" "Uncle!" "Hello, uncle?" "Yes son Go on" "Uncle, where is dad?" "He stepped out What is it?" "You need to take someone out Right now!" "What happened?" "He threw acid on my friend" "Will you end it or shall I?" "Son, be patient" "How did he look?" "His look height and weight and aged between 38-40" "Scar on his face, well built white beard Which area?" "Vyasarpadi I'll handle it" "Never ever leave those" "Son You've told it to me" "I'll deal with it" "Who's the gang in your area that does acid attacks?" "It's our Maasi" "He just returned from jail" "That gang does acid attacks sometimes" "After you take him down, come home and collect 10" "Hello Is Maasi on duty?" "Yes" "He's touched a big place" "A big place?" "Take him down I'll send 10" "Hey!" "Maasi..." "Who's with Maasi?" "Attu" "Call Attu and...tell him to take down Maasi" "Why?" "He planned to kill me" "Hello?" "Attu" "Where are you?" "There's a guy chasing us with a gun" "Chasing with a gun?" "Is Maasi with you?" "Yeah" "Take him down" "What?" "He's tried to kill Brother" "He said so" "So, finish him" "Hey..." "Who is that?" "Hang it the phone" "OK brother" "Did you kill my friend Maasi?" "Bro!" "Bro!" "Brother!" "Kaasi, let it go I didn't kill Maasi!" "That was him" "Brother, please listen to me" "Wait!" "He's trying to say something Let him speak" "I killed Maasi because he tried to kill Godfather" "You would've done the same" "I didn't know it was for money until later" "That's why I confessed now Let go!" "Yes" "My friend Maasi and I, planned to kill Godfather" "But Maasi got caught" "I will avenge Maasi and won't stop until I kill Godfather" "With my hands!" "Brother!" "Brother!" "Godfather!" "We are leaving tonight for Maaru's wedding" "Godfather will be alone Finish him!" "Death by my hands!" "Godfather will die in my hands" "Son!" "Do you have a billhook?" "Do you have it?" "A gun maybe?" "Godfather will die in my hands" "What should we do with him?" "Get him booze, He'll be OK" "Hey!" "What's your drink?" "Maasi" "After Vineet and Abbas in movie 'Kadhal Desam'" "Were you very good friends?" "Where do I start?" "It's not a simple friendship" "We've had it for generations" "Oh!" "Generation after generation?" "My mom and his mom were thick friends" "My grandma and his grandma were also thick friends" "Were you neighbours?" "No, no" "You lived in the same neighbourhood?" "No, No..." "Then how?" "They were working together" "What is the nature of work?" "Prostitution Yuck!" "Are you guys 'the bass turds'?" "How dare you ask me that!" "How can I not?" "Dude!" "Let it go" "Brother, I've a small doubt" "Son, it's not like this right" "No, bro I'm dating my girl for 2 years now" "Just kissing and that's all we've done" "Godfather has her for two days now" "He wouldn't have done anything right?" "Oh stop it, son" "Tell me, man!" "My heart's racing" "I told you to stop it" "Son, you pour Will you answer or pay up for the drink?" "How dare you say that!" "My girl is also kidnapped" "Answer Answer" "I will, son" "A few days ago, it was an English movie" "Like the villain in that film, he kidnapped many women No!" "No no and raped them" "Let me go!" "What are you saying?" "Rape?" "Why is he saying rape?" "Please don't do anything to my girl, Godfather!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "My girl looks like a troll" "I am never turned on by her" "How can he rape her?" "Son, son, son" "I'm not done" "One day" "He didn't get any broad" "One butt ugly gal" "We tried to stop him" "Brother, no no" "But" "He pushed us all out Get out!" "and closed the door" "Suddenly a loud sound - Ahhh!" "When we ran to see what it was" "We all thought he hurt his chest" "But he didn't hurt his chest, son" "Gak!" "Then?" "What else" "He fell that day and never rose again" "What a disgusting man - that Godfather!" ""Oh genius Come win me over"" ""To have met you is a blessing"" "Hey, untie me and watch" "I dance better than her" "Nope I like Nayanthara" "Hey!" "Don't you ever get turned on?" "What are you saying!" "Let's see if he tries to rape" "There's just one guy" "We can beat him up and run" "Idiot!" "How long have you worked for him?" "Now that you ask that, son No!" "Not another flashback!" "I'm watching you You are talkative" "Tell us the plan" "I need a sketch pen and a chart" "Come inside We have a set up" "You draw well, brother" "Were you an artist?" "Yes, son I drew Anjaneyar on the streets" "You begged for change?" "If you bend like Vijay "Kaththi" movie I will kick you" "It comes more movies Enough" "What happened, son?" "I'll be back" "Son" "This is Godfather's house" "His front entrance" "The back entrance" "So we enter through the back" "A good man uses the front door" "He's a criminal" "He uses the back door" "So, we enter through the front door" "When you go straight and turn right" "And?" "Nothing It's a wall" "So, we take a left and then a right and reach an entry" "There will be a shelf there" "The shelf will have a beautiful Pillayar" "Pillayar?" "Stand there and pray for the success of your task" "When the pace is set won't praying ruin the action mood?" "Son, This is my plan" "I will pray" "Shall I continue or not?" "Dude, it's just Pillayar We'll pray" "Continue" "A left from there will take you to a room" "Inside that room is the toilet" "You enter the toilet Dude!" "You asked us to pray OK!" "Should we go inside the toilet?" "But it hasn't come yet Why should we go?" "Even if it doesn't come, you should go" "When you see inside" "There will be a hole Gross!" "Since you've arrived all you say is toilet and hole" "Dude, let's abort this plan" "Son, son, son!" "I'm not talking about the hole in the ground" "There's a hole on the wall" "Exhaust fan?" "No, son" "It's at about your height" "Why a hole in the wall?" "Son..." "I already told you that Godfather rapes from time to time" "How do we know that?" "We watched through it" "You flea bags watched live sex?" "Son!" "Dishonorable!" "The hole that we made then, is now useful for you" "Understand?" "Let it go Please go on" "When you see through that hole you'll see Godfather and the girls and gather other details" "Next!" "Son...?" "Who is the hero of this movie?" "Me!" "If I do everything, why the hell are you here?" "Scram!" "What!" "Idiots" "Brother" "I'll save my girl and throw Godfather at your feet" "Come!" "Son, Son!" "One minute" "That toilet," "Check for a key in the first drawer" "Else check in the second drawer" "If not, check the cupboard" "Look there" "Son, search the room" "Find the key" "Don't forget" "Is that the key to Godfather's room?" "Nah That's my house key" "I forgot it there" "If you bring it and drop me home" "I don't have to unnecessarily travel" "Come!" "Come!" "Yes, auntie?" "Where is your uncle?" "I haven't seen him in 2 days" "Uncle is dead Don't you know?" "What!" "Oh my god!" "Yes, auntie" "You can collect his body from GH tomorrow" "Good night Sweet dreams But I sent him with you..." "What are you saying?" "Who is that?" "Aunt" "Come" "Dude!" "The front or back entrance?" "Back entrance" "No, the front No, the back" "No, the front Where's the map?" "I'll get it from the car" "I've the map in my mind" "It's the back" "The front The back" "The front The back" "The back The back" "The back The back entrance!" "Come" "Softly OK" "Is this OK?" "OK" "Dude!" "He said left, yes?" "Yes" "Why is there a wall?" "Let's go right then" "OK" "This is the entry" "Then, this is the shelf" "But there is no Pillayar" "There's a Murugan" "Did he say Pillayar or Murugan?" "Pillayar, dude..." "Maybe it's Murugan?" "No He said Pillayar No it is Murugan" "OK Pillayar or Murugan - they are brothers" "Let's pray first" "What if there is a Pillayar in the front entrance?" "Let's go front Wait!" "I'll go check, You wait here" "I'll call you Be ready" "Dude..." "Call me soon" "I will try" "Dude, I'm inside" "There's a wall on the right" "OK OK Keep going..." "There is an entry in the left" "The Pillayar is here" "OK I'll come there" "No, no!" "Don't!" "Why?" "No?" "What if they knew our plan and... and exchanged the statues?" "There's a door near you" "Go inside" "OK" "Dude, the door opened" "It opened for me too" "There is a door here" "Dude, there's another door here" "You have a door there too?" "Why are there two doors?" "Dude, just a second I'll pray and come" "Oh God, save us" "Dude I prayed Did you?" "Yes I did Cool" "Dude," "Open that door" "There's a toilet here" "There's a toilet here too" "There too?" "Yes!" "Why are there two toilets?" "What about the hole?" "Where will it be - the hole?" "I think Kaasi has failed us" "There's no cloth here..." "Dude..." "I found the hole Where?" "Check the shampoo shelf" "They've closed it with a cloth" "Where's the shampoo?" "I found it!" "I'll call you back" "Hey, wait!" "I told you to wai...!" "Please step aside" "Please step aside" "Thanks" "Do you know why I asked you to step aside?" "Why...?" "It might spray" "That's why" "Go on" "Open and go" "Bye" "Dude!" "He got scared and ran away Behind you find him then..." "Behind you!" "Behind you!" "I'll fall at your feet and ask forgiveness" "This is next, right?" "A gun...!" "Yep" "The camera?" "He threw the camera into the river Shut it!" "That's the cause of all problems Please!" "Eff off Forget that" "Call your girl" "What?" "You kidnapped her" "What did you do to my girl?" "Hey!" "I said, call your girl" "Hey!" "When an elder tells you to call, you call" "Hey!" "Wait!" "You are I are over" "Hang up!" "Hello darling!" "Darling!" "I will slipper you" "Darling, this is Godfather speaking" "Godfather?" "How are you calling from his number?" "You thought you could escape" "Your guys were caught here" "Now, you come here" "What is it?" "Who asked these guys to be heroic?" "Arrgh!" "Do you have brains?" "How will I know that you'll escape?" "Can you do one thing right?" "For you,..." "I should present a huge punishment" "What shall I do?" "I'll wear my coat and think" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Trying to escape" "Please save me too OK" "Shut up" "Come on, come on!" "Keep quiet" "I'm trying He's going to find out" "Quickly The, the first hit is you" "Don't listen to her Hey!" "Please tell him..." "What are you searching for?" "Car keys are missing" "Then, let's go in my car" "Sure Sir, my car is punctured" "Let's go" "But it's a punctured car!" "We'll fix it" "Godfather!" "Hey!" "Father..." "S**t Father!" "Hey!" "There's no space Ow!" "Move Can I sit in the front?" "Godfather!" "Let us go" "Hey Godfather!" "Please..." "Where are you taking...?" "Godfather!" "Please let us go" "Please!" "What are you searching for?" "These keys are" "How did you get this?" "What is that?" "What is that?" "Bomb" "What!" "Bomb!" "You!" "You kept saying that it was engine problem..." "It's a bomb!" "Sorry dude!" "Technical fault" "Sorry sir You all should..." "Is this apocalypto - taking us with a rope" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Somebody come here!" "Where did you all go?" "Hey Godfather!" "You old fag!" "Hello, Amanda" "You don't know me, but" "I know you" "I want to play a game" "Hey!" "What?" "I'm looking for a wire" "You..." "Scram Thanks" "Sorry" "So, how you are going to die is, after the countdown,..." "the machine in front of you will punch and try to kill you" "If you don't die, the saw above you,... will inch down and slice your head" "If you still don't die, the saw below you, will slice your butt" "No!" "I don't want this machine Give me another!" "Why do you want another?" "You are going to die" "Die!" "Go away!" "Before dawn,..." "Make your choice" "Dude!" "We're done!" "It's punching me!" "It's spinning above and below!" "Bruce Lee!" "Oh Nooooooo!" "Oh yay!" "It is malfunctioning" "Super!" "It'll be repaired in 5" "How?" "It's Sunday The technicians won't come" "I will do it" "Sir,..." "Where are you going?" "Spanner" "OK Return quickly I'm scared" "Dude!" "How do we escape?" "I knew it" "Your faces told me you'll mess it up" "So, I followed" "Brother!" "Stop talking and help!" "Yea yea" "How will I know one room has two toilets?" "Godfather has knee pain He can't sit on his hunches" "So he uses western toilet" "But he prefers the Indian one" "Come here!" "Come here!" "I am..." "I am" "Dude, quickly!" "Throw the gun away" "Hey!" "Now, you throw the gun away" "Son, not just your gun... all guns on this set, don't have bullets" "S**t" "Forget the gun" "We are six You are alone" "You'll die if we all hit you" "But all villains get a chance to repent" "I'll give you that" "Scram!" "One more thing," "The men who went for the wedding missed Pandyan Express... and without using the next Pallavan express,... have returned" "Oh no!" "Come on!" "Hey!" "Catch them!" "Hey!" "Yea!" "Run into me just like that" "Catch him!" "Abbas !" "Abbas, come quickly!" "Why do they all look like the thugs from old Ramki movies?" "Why are you getting beaten up?" "Dude!" "Come cut this!" "He's coming to hit me!" "Come on!" "Cut it!" "He's coming!" "Come on!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "What's with these guys?" "Action!" "Hey!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Son," "I'm the true don" "They came to act in movies" "They'll stop if you yell cut" "Damn" "Then let's pack up!" "Hey!" "Don't stop till I tell you to" "Action!" "Shhh!" "Your shot is over Lie down" "Lie down" "Hey!" "Go!" "Hey!" "Get 'em!" "Manickkam!" "I want Abbas alive" "Tell them, I am back" "I am back This is Kabali" "Push me!" "Dude," "Uncle is back!" "Oh shut up" "What is he doing?" "A scene from Ghilli" "(Song from movie 'Varlaru')" "Did he lose his mind after the beating?" "He is dead meat" "Let's go" "Sir, sir..." "Don't shoot!" "Here, eat this banana" "He is peeling the banana like loading bullets into the gun" "Sir, please no" "Thanks, son" "To take a dip in the Thamirabharani river" "Sorry sir!" "Sorry sir!" "Why did you push that away?" "You stupid mongrel!" "I brought only one fruit" "Shall I run and... get it from the nearest store?" "Will you?" "Go quickly, idiot!" "Dude!" "Why?" "Dude!" "Just a minute..." "Dude, what are you doing?" "Punch him!" "No way" "Dude, don't embarrass me" "You have to punch because your name is Bruce Lee" "You say so?" "Yea!" "OK Hold him tight Yea!" "Come on!" "Super!" "Just like that, yea!" "Hold him tight, man" "Yea!" "Oh no!" "Run!" "You dodo!" "It's a good thing, the fruit police is missing" "Gotcha!" "Running away are you!" "Sir, sir!" "I bought it, sir" "Store is nearby Fantastic!" "For one fruit, he's bought a dozen" "Leave it there!" "Fruits?" "I searched the length of this movie for you and the fruit" "You should be..." "Hey Kabali!" "Here's a fruit" "Please sir" "Pass the fruit" "Is there another?" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "No more fruit for you" "I'm changing to bomb!" "Move it!" "Didn't you say Cut?" "Do anything!" "But they," "Hey!" "Watch this!" "Look dude!" "Why is he break-dancing?" "Hey!" "Wait!" "Godfather is calling you" "Yes, Godfather!" "Yes, Godfather?" "You act well, Godfather!" "Do you want a hug?" "Here!" "Yuck!" "What are they doing?" "Godfather!" "No!" "Hey!" "What the!" "Yuck!" "What are they?" "Ack!" "Die!" "Oh No!" "Brother Kaasi!" "Brother Kaasi?" "Brother Kaasi, have you left to be with Maasi?" "Oh no!" "Brother!" "How can I..." "Brother..." "Hey!" "Get up" "What did you say on the phone?" "You don't want me, eh?" "They held me for two days" "Instead of running towards me, you are crying for him" "What do you think of yourself?" "One minute Just one" "Sir," "Why is that in all movies the cops arrive in the climax?" "How did you get here?" "You have understood wrong" "The police have always been here" "Because I questioned them, they stuffed a fruit in my mouth" "I chased them to get my revenge with a fruit" "Maasi!" "and Maasi was killed by someone" "So I tried to kill Kaasi with a gun,..." "But he bent down to pick his keys..." "Brother!" "...that bullet killed the judge" "So I decided to finish Kaasi and Godfather, with a gun and fruit..." "But you ask me why we arrive last" "Oh!" "That's how you end up here" "Why didn't you say something?" "The audience are scolding you" "Forget that" "Back to our issue Hello," "Excuse me" "Please wait!" "We are talking Go away!" "Impatient lil" "Why are you starting?" "Right after you leave" "Thank you sir They'll ask for police protection too" "You destroyed my whole gang!" "See what I'll do!" "What's that tick tick sound?" "Here, from here" "This bomb?" "It will blow up!" "It bombed out alright"