" Here's to Bornholm." " To Bornholm." "Mia, thank you for bringing us." "Frank and I have been talking   about finding a summer house together." "We still don't know if it's going to happen." " How do you know him?" " His son buys tea from my shop." " Naughty Ebbe." " Didn't he send you flowers?" " Yes, a huge bundle." " He's nice, isn't he?" "Do we need to butter him up a bit?" "I just think we need to be nice." "Maybe if you slept with him, it would..." " Casper." " He's all..." "Let's play cards." " It's here." " Wow..." " Hi, Ebbe." " Hi, Mia." "Welcome." " What a nice place." " Yes." "Nice of you to come." "Hi." "Thank you for last time." "Rosy cheeks." "I'm Casper." " Hi." "Iben." " Hi there." "Frank." " Gosh..." " This is so nice." "It's great." "Big garden, benches, pavilions." "This is the Churchill House." "We'd like you to preserve that if we let you buy the house." " The Churchill House?" " Why has it got that name?" "Because my dad was in the resistance movement." "He helped blow up the Krolle-Bolle railway line." " The what?" " The Krolle-Bolle railway." "Up north." "I've been studying the Second World War." "I believe that the small cells, a bit like Al-Qaeda  the resistance groups in the war, of which your dad was a member,   were the turning point in the Second World War." " Shall we take a look at..?" " Shall we look at the place?" "That's my father there, enjoying the view." "Hello." "Mia." "Hello." "Casper." "Thank you for your contribution in blowing up the Krolle-Bolle railway." "Here you are." "You have to experience this." "Come, come." "You can enjoy your coffee with a view of the sea." " This is the only toilet." " The only toilet?" " So we share it?" " Yes, everybody." "The only toilet in the house." "And then we have rooms here." " You can draw lots for..." " We'll take this one." " We have one further down." " That's nice, too." "This one." "Come and have a look." " Super." " Come down and have some coffee." "This is great stuff." "It's really good." "It's a fantastic view." "We'll go down and munch a cup of coffee." "Isn't it fantastic?" "You can look out." "It's bloody cool." " We have to have this." " We don't know if we will." "We have to have it." " I'll meet you down there, Casper." " I just want to check it out." "We have to have this house." "It needs some ploughing here or whatever it's called." "There's a hedgehog track here." "It's hedgehog tracks." " Can I see?" " It's over here." " I think it's..." " Is it there now?" " How funny." " It's got 6-7000 quills." " How funny." " It's got 6-7000 quills." " It's "The Wind in the Willows"." " Peter the Hedgehog and..." "Ouch, what was that?" "What happened?" " Are you okay?" " That really hurt." "It must have been a stone." "Am I bleeding?" "It hurts." "Was it you?" "What do you think you're doing?" "Say sorry." " No, I won't." " Yes, you will." "If I say so." "Your boy is throwing balls at us." "He's coming to get the ball, and then you're pulling him." "I can't understand what you're saying." " Behave yourself." " I need to behave?" "Your kid threw a ball at my girlfriend." " He didn't do it on purpose." " He could still say sorry." " Bla-bla-bla..." " Bloody Copenhagener." "We are the capital, you know." "Not his Krolle-Bolle country." "Not so loud." "They won't let us buy the house." "We're under evaluation." " Easy." " Don't get all worked up." "Casper and I are going cycling to get some fresh air." "Could you buy some toilet paper?" "We're out." " Yes, honey." " Well, well." " Hi, Ebbe." " Are you going cycling?" " Yes, to Hammershus." " Okay." " Okay, we'll go on." " Bye, bye." " He was ogling Mia." " Yes, he was." "He was having a little peep." "It's cute, Frank." "You've got a gorgeous girlfriend, and he's having a quick peep." " It's alright." "We want the house." " Mia is a nice girl." "It's okay." "Who's first?" " I am!" " No, you're not." "I'm coming!" "Let me have a look at that." "I'm the one who's done orienteering." "It's upside down." "We're going that way, but it's..." "Nudist area." " Should we..?" " Are they nudists?" "We need to go through there to get to Hammershus." " We've been going in a circle." " We have to go through." " Well, well." " Getting a glimpse, eh?" "We need to go through there." " Look on your left." " Hi there." "Hi." " This is a nudist area." " Yes, I can see that." "You're allowed to be here, but not with your clothes on." " Do we need to take it off?" " Yes." "Just lose your clothes and come with us." "We'll give you a cup of coffee." "That would be nice." " Yes, but..." " You can't say no to coffee." " It's not very far away." " Can I keep my shoes on?" "I doubt it." " Shall we meet the others?" " Yes, please." "Hi, hi." " Welcome." " Thank you." " Welcome." " Well, we're off." "Who's winning?" " He's cheating." " No, no." "Is anyone up for chess?" " We only play bridge." " We love bridge." " Would you like to play bridge?" " Do you play as well?" " I'm game." "With the two of you?" " Yup." " You're going to lose." " Really?" "Do you want to bet?" " A four." " Four." " Just throw a seven." " That's yours, Frank." "200 to North-South. 505 to you." " Congratulations." " Thanks for the game." " You better get home to the girls." " They don't want to play bridge." "Thanks for today." "There's no reason to tell anyone about this." " We'll keep it on the retina." " It goes in our bag of secrets." " We'll keep it on the retina." " It goes in our bag of secrets." "We'll just say we went to Hammershus." "Hammershus was great." "I thought we could go out to that girl, Ulla." "The one with the exhibition." "Remember?" "No, but we could do that." " It'd be nice to get away as well." " Why is that?" "Ebbe is a bit annoying." " Oh... yes." " He was skulking around." "Yes, but we want the house." "We need to..." " To cut him a bit of slack." " What do you mean?" "Well, if he signs over the house to us, we have to..." " You want me to prostitute myself?" " No, it's not prostitution." "I'm not ready to be a hooker, just so we can have a house." "I'm prepared to chip in as well." "I'd show him my plums if I had to." "I don't want you running around with your plums out." "No, but if he needed to see them they would come out." "We want that house, don't we?" " Have you made a decision?" " No, not quite." "There are still a couple of outstanding details..." " It's super." " Yes." " I don't want to disturb." " No, well..." "I'm not sure we'll get the house." "I don't suppose you feel like going topless, do you?" "No." "But if that's what it takes, honey..." "If we get this house..." "It could be in the family for 100 years." "It could be our family house." " Only for a short while, then." " Yeah, yeah." "As long as you do it." " Do you want me to help?" " No." "Right." " Right, I've done it now." " That's great, honey." " Look what I bought." " What about the smoked herring?" " I bought tiger prawns." " We talked about "Sun over Gudhjem"." "Yes, but I thought about the raw egg yolks." "Salmonella poisoning and all that stuff." "There's no time to defrost it." " Don't you like tiger prawns?" " Yes, but they won't defrost." "Yes, they will." "You can't defrost a block like that in 4-5 hours." " I'll put it in the sun." " It won't defrost before dinner." " Where are you going to have it?" " On the cycle rack." "Are you taking your prawn popsicle?" "It's already defrosting." "I've got prawn juice all over me." "I've got the dinner, so don't go off without me." "The next time we're cycling 25 km, please warn us first, Mia." "Come on, it wasn't that bad." "What a couple of wimps." " Is it that one?" " It'll take half an hour." " At the most." " Maximum." " It's good money." " Well, well." "Hello." "Mia's boyfriend." "Have a look around." "Would you like to see the workshop?" " That sounds interesting." " Yes, we'd like to." " A lukewarm Grenache." " This is the oven." "Right now it's warm, so it's closed." "Be careful there." "Do they really get up to 1000 degrees Celsius?" "Could you show me the mugs that Mia's got in the shop?" " It's a great shop." " Yes, it is." "You need to think of something with those prawns." "They're defrosting now." "I think it's a..." "an idiotic project." " I don't want salmonella." " Look at that one." " Isn't it nice?" " Yes." "I'll go check on the prawns." "Have you seen this, Frank?" "It's for tea towels." "It could be fun to have a go." " Really nice stuff." " Yes." "Honey, you need to make your mind up about those." " Hi, Frank." " Hi." "What the hell?" "Thank you for yesterday." " This is Mia." " My girlfriend Iben." " Do you know each other?" " Yes, we played bridge." " When did you play bridge?" " Yesterday." " At Hammershus or what?" " Nearby." " The nudist area." " In a nud..?" "Naked, you mean?" "Oh, I see." "You were playing naked bridge?" "That's one of the rules in a nudist area." " I hope you beat them?" " Oh, yes." "You'd better." " Nice to meet you." " You, too." "Was it this one?" "Please shut your mouth." "I didn't know that was forbidden." " Iben..." " It's too small, this island." "Honey?" "Look over to the right." "That's Hammershus." "Stop for a moment." "Gosh, aren't we lucky?" "God, that's beautiful." " It's nice." " Yes, it's really impressive." "Where are the prawns?" "I have to go back." "I've got it under control." "Just go on!" "I'm not waiting for that." "God, that's disgusting." "The prawns are completely scorched." "Hey, look at mine." "It's "Sun over Gudhjem"." " Mia, look." "Sun over Gudhjem." " Are you eating smoked herring?" "It's delicious." "I'm here, because Frank and I talked this afternoon." "About the house." "We've sorted out the details now." " We'll let you buy it." " You will?" " Fantastic." " Thank you, Ebbe." " That's just great." " Thank you." " God, that's fantastic." " It's just mad." "I won't disturb you anymore." "With news this good you can disturb us anytime." "It'll be 62 years tomorrow since the Krolle-Bolle railway was blown up." "We'll have a memorial ceremony tomorrow morning at the flagpole." "You're welcome to join us." "We'd really appreciate that." " I'd love to." " Of course." " Thank you for letting us buy it." " See you tomorrow." "Cheers." " Jesus." " I'm just so thrilled." " This is so great." " We must remember to sign..." "Are you..?" "Two can play that game." "We must remember to sign the deed on Thursday." "Isn't it great, guys?" "I'm sitting..." "No!" " Casper, that's really gross." " I nearly fell off the chair." " I've got a stomach bug." " It smells like..." "That little brat kicked his ball in here again." " Ouch!" " What happened?" " What happened, honey?" " What's wrong, Iben?" " I kicked the ball." " Your foot is bleeding." "It's really hurting." "It's really hurting." "It's not a ball." "She kicked a hedgehog." " Did she kick a hedgehog?" " Yes." " And kill it?" " In one killer blow." "That's the hedgehogs gone, then." "Damn." "I've got a tummy ache, honey." " So have I." " Do you?" "I bet it's salmonella poisoning." " I've got the runs." " I need to go again as well." "Don't." "It's engaged." " How long are you going to be?" " Go away." " How long are you going to be?" " Go away!" " Iben is on the loo." " Get out, Iben." " Stop it." " I'm about to shit my pants." " Iben, come out." " Could you please go away?" "No." "No, no, no." " No." "Casper." " I'm first." "I'm about to shit my pants." " I'm going now." " No." "Good morning." "Did you sleep well?" " I'm not sure." " I've had a bit of a... stomach..." "Not too quickly, honey." "Hello." "Hello there." "King Christian stood by tow'ring mast in mist and smoke his sword was hammering so fast..." "Stop!" "The flag is all wrong." "We need to take it down again." "What can it be?" "What the hell is that?" " It's shit." " It can't be." " Oh yes." " Where did you find the flag?" "Over in the pavilion." " Is that where you were?" " It might have been." "I might have accidentally used it to wipe my bum." "We all had diarrhea." "We got salmonella poisoning." "We don't have any flag, so we'll have to cancel." "It's very sad." "We can't let them buy the house." "Frank!" "Frank!" "You can never buy this house." "Never ever." "You can't just wipe your bum in the flag." "It's because there was no light in the pavilion." " I told you the island is too small." " You're right."