"Marla is a girl that I sleep with." "One day she told me:" ""You're really not like anybody"." "I'm really not sure about that." "Because like everybody... when I eat tiramisu I choke because of the chocolate powder." "I often send an extra e-mail saying "With the attachment it's better !" "^^"" "I have once disassembled a clothes peg." "I have once hit my pockets saying: "Sorry I don't have any money" to a guy, hoping that my keys wouldn't make any noise." "I always struggle to set up a duvet cover." "I have once started a labyrinth game starting with the end." "I have once blown on something which had fallen on the ground so that I can eat it." "I once put some water to boil, then I forgot about it, put it back to boil, I forgot it again," "I put it back to boil again, made some tea with it and forgot to drink it." "I often eat the sandwich wrap, the spring roll's plastic and the chocolate bar's tinfoil." "I have useless cellphone chargers at home." "I have once smelled my socks to know if I could wear them again." "I always cook too much pasta, I said to myself: "I need to stop cooking too much pasta", I cooked less pasta, I didn't have enough." "I have 15 "Seb" and 11 "Nico" without a family name in my contacts list." ""Hey Nico, just so I know, which Nico are you ?"" ""Ah you're Seb, cool!"" "I once said that I had heard about something that I had never heard about." ""Yeah I heard about it, yeah"." "I don't know my jeans size." "I have plenty of water bottles next to my bed but I don't dare to drink them anymore." "I always kept my credit card's receipts so that nobody can steal my number, but I never checked if my number is actually written on the receipts." "I often asked myself if there was a hidden camera in my friends' toilets." "I never know which button allows to open the door on the intercom, so I push all the buttons." ""Does it open now ?"" "I often put a USB key in a direction, then in the other, then in the other." "I said to myself that I was like everybody, so like everybody I answered:" ""Well no, of course I'm not like anybody"." "In short, I'm like anybody." ""You're not like anybody yourself."" ""Well I know that"." "(she coughs)"