"Previouslyon  "RuPaul'sDragRace"..." "You'll be working in pairs to create presidential campaign ads." " I immediately was like-- [trills tongue]" "I wrote 30 pages." " Damn, Thorgy." " Every team is going to hope that Bob and I fail." "Why?" "[laughter]" "Butwe bothwanttowin." " [cackles] [laughter]" " I think we got everything." " Do you want a shot of Chi Chi drinking booze?" " I think I'm good." " Okay." " Thorgy Thor." " I got totally confused when you didn't say anything about the booze." " There were too many ideas." " Chi Chi DeVayne." " We just had to push you a little bit for you to be in your skin." " Just be you." "Honey, that's why we sent you a plane ticket." " Bob The Drag Queen and Derrick Barry." " I would love to see a fully realized glamasaurus rex." " Okay." " Don't just give us that same old pretty makeup." "Show us something completely different." " Condragulations." "You are both the winners of this week's challenge." " Chi Chi DeVayne, shantay, you stay." " Thorgy Thor." "Sashay away." "[relaxed music]" "¶ ¶" " Mmm." " Whoo, mama." " Goodness." " Girl." " Poor Thorgy." " I cannot believe that all happened." " That was a-- that was a rough one." " That was, like, so emotional." " "Please take down Bob." "She's terrible."" " [laughs] - "Anyway, love you guys." ""Top three, Naomi, Bob and Deryk." "That was shady." "Thorgy."" " There you have it, girl." " Whoa, that was really shady." "Damn,Thorgy." "But you're not here anymore, so I guess it really doesn't matter, huh?" " I thought we had a special connection." " Well, you realize that's so typical Thorgy." "I mean, that's my homegirl." "I was so excited to see her when I got here." "And I was sad to see her go." "Eventhoughshegot  competitivewithme , that's Thorgy." "I love her anyway." "AndI reallyam gonnamissher." "That was a lip-sync for the ages, mama." " That was epic." " I'm at a loss for words, 'cause it was so unexpected." "Child, I'm gonna erase this shit." "Realtalk,y'all?" "Derrick's ass should've been lip-synching tonight, and I know I'm not the only girl that's thinking it." " When they said that Derrick was in the top," "I was like, "Okay, I did not see that."" " That's where her jealousy kicked in." "Purelybased ontherunwaylook," "I think Derrick should've been in the bottom." "Derrick'sblack-and-white runway lookedlikehe stepped out of the thrift store bargain sale day." " Bob and I smeared the shit out of each other like Ru told us to do, so I felt like Bob and I won." "I think the other queens, those bitches better be scared, because now I'm competition." "Oh, you didn't win a challenge?" "Oh,I did?" "And I didn't have to do anything Britney to win." " I think it was your ensemble that they read you for." "Your outfit." " Yeah, I think that's where all the negative was." "And they want you to start carving yourself." " It's just funny to me, because this is my drag." " First let's start with blocking those brows down and changing your paint." "Derrick paints like a real woman would paint, and that's not drag." " The thing is, they have seen this look from you, so I think they want to see something else you can do with a higher arch brow" " Yeah, and I get that." "I get that, that I really didn't change my makeup besides doing black and white, but I wanted to look like an old movie star." " I'll tell you this." "If they tell you to do more draggy, block that brow." " Yeah." " Bring it up to your goddamn fuckin' hairline." " Right." "If I come out, and I do not have my brow raised, there is no excuse for me to be here." " Derrick talking about she gonna change her makeup, do this, do that." "Like,girl,we 'vebeentelling youthatfromthe beginning." "Like, what the fuck?" " Oh, my goodness." " Girl, it is too damn late." "[dramatic music]" " Oh!" " Bye, boo-boo." "[carenginestarts] -¶ RuPaulDragRace¶" "Thewinner of" RuPaul'sDragRace"" "receivesa one-yearsupply ofAnastasia BeverlyHillscosmetics anda cashprize of$ 100,000." "Withextraspecial guestjudges" "DavidandAmySedaris!" "¶ RuPaulDragRace¶" "¶ Maythebestwoman¶" "¶Bestwomanwin ¶" "¶Youwearitwell ¶" "¶Frenchtip,lipstick, paintedon¶" " Oh!" " Whoo!" "Fantastic five!" " [laughs]" "Todayis gonnabe superimportant because the crown is so close you can taste it, andyoudo not wanttobe thatbitch that got sent home so close." "[siren wails] all:" "Whoo, girl." "She done already done had herses." " Now, they say you can't judge a book by its cover." "Ha!" "You need to grow a spine, girlie." "Be a real page-turner." "And for the love of God, don't forget to tuck your bookworm." " Hello, hello, hello." "all:" "Hi!" " Ladies, at this point in the competition, you're family." "And sometimes, to bring sisters closer together, it's good to do some family role-playing." "And we're gonna do it with puppets." "[cheers and applause]" "Why?" "all: 'Cause everybody loves puppets." " Everybody love puppets." "[laughter]" "Pick a puppet that represents one of your competitors, and drag it up." "First up, Kim Chi." " All right, girl." " Dig deep for a puppet." "Who is it?" " Chi Chi." " Oh, no." " All right, next up, Chi Chi DeVayne." "Oh, dear." "Ooh!" " [gasps]" " It's" " Derrick Barry." "[laughter]" " I have Bob The Drag Queen." " They gave me hair." "That was nice." "[laughter]" " Next up, Derrick Barry." " Ooh!" " The hair!" "[laughter]" " I got Naomi." " All right, Naomi." "Vogue over to the hole." " Kack-k-k-kack ka-kack-ka-kack, pow." " Derrick Barry." " It's gonna be even worse than her snatch game." " All right, Bob, you're up." " Kim Chi!" " Yay!" " Look at Kim Chi go." "Oops!" "Oh, no!" "[laughter]" "Oh, shit!" "[laughter]" " All right, ladies." "You have 20 minutes to drag up your puppets." "Go." " All right!" "[upbeat music]" " I need the tiniest lashes possible for Derrick." " Wow." "I wear 301s, cunt." " Okay, let me get the fabric that is the cheapest, without a sparkle, for Naomi." " Because I don't have to rely on fabric." " You do have to rely on your body, though, apparently." " Oh, snap." "DerrickandNaomi," "I think they're getting tired of each other." " Wow." " Remember, honey." "I paint for the Las Vegas stage, where you actually have to look like someone." "You just have to look like Raven." " No, I have my own drag aesthetic." "It's called Naomi Smalls." " Mmm." "It's called Naomi Smalls?" "Keep giving me material, honey." " Ooh!" " Time's up, ladies." "Let the bitch fest begin." "Coming to the stage, Kim Chi." "I used to be 350 pounds." "And what did you get down to?" "349." "Oh, my God!" "Condragulations, girl." "Well, the camera adds ten pounds." "I ate, like, seven cameras." "Do you have a bit of a speech impediment?" "Speech impediment?" "Oh, my God!" "Kim, this is ridiculous." "Thank you." "Bye, Kim." "Oh, fuck." " All right, this is Kim Chi." "And--oh, Chi Chi, you're still here." "[laughter]" "Ooh, um, the judges keep telling you the word titties, and all I can see is your boy nipples." "Shit." "I'm a cheap queen." "Let's talk about your two-inch heels." "[laughter]" "They coming to the stores, I paid 100 bucks." "When I saw the bag, it said $14.99." "Why does your hair bump never blend in to your hairline?" "Bitch,my hairisblendedin." "Most of the time, girl." " See, I told you, I'm a cheap queen." " So, Naomi, I'm wondering." "Is this your roller girl look, neon look, or Madonna kimono look?" "They're all the same." "[laughter] [dopeymusic]" " No, ma'am." "I have never looked like that in my entire life." "I would never wear some shake and go Beyoncé wig." " There's one thing I do want to talk" "Ooh, you're doing a split, girl." "That's the most talented thing" "I think I've seen you do on this competition." " Damn, Derrick, you are cutting deep, bitch." "Thisisapuppetshow ." "Kids are here." " The one thing" "I want to talk to you about is your snatch game." "Your New York was really bad." " Damn, shady." " Oh, Flavor Flav!" "No, you didn't!" "Okay, try to do that." "[monotone] Oh, Flavor Flav." "Oh, no, you didn't." " Derrick, does it hurt, me having my hand inside you?" "No, I'm used to sitting on two dicks at one time." "[laughter]" "DerrickandNaomi, they'relikeTomand Jerry." "Like NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak." " Derrick, tell me about your drag." "Well, I don't really have a drag style." "There is no Derrick Barry." "There is Britney Spears." "But I hand-sewed this piece of fabric that's just buttoned up around my waist." "[laughter]" " That sucked." " Hey, everybody." "I'm Bob The Drag Queen." "Hey, Bob, how you doing?" "I'm doing well." "I talk a lot." "I work at every club in New York." "[laughter]" "I have a big mouth!" "I think I'm all that, even though my wigs look like Chi Chi's." "Yeah!" "Jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes." "So what are you gonna do when you run out of jokes?" "I know what I'll do." "Walk into the club purse first." "Bam!" "[laughter]" "Walk into the club purse first." "Bam!" "New York, baby!" "[laughter]" " Wow." "So you bitches just didn't hold anything back, did you?" "The winner of today's mini challenge is..." "Chi Chi DeVayne." " Whoa!" "[cheers and applause]" " I never lose a challenge." "[laughter]" " All right, ladies." "For this week's maxi challenge, we're having a book ball." " [laughs] Oh, word." " Now, in honor of our guest judge, author and humorist David Sedaris... [cheers]" "I'm challenging you to put together three different looks that tell the story of your life." "First category is Baby Drag Realness." "You know, when you were five years old, and you slipped on those first pair of heels?" "Second category is That's My Mama Realness." "A drag look that pays tribute to your own sweet mama." "Third category is" "Autobiographical Eleganza Extravaganza!" "A couture creation made entirely... out of books." " Ooh." " Oh." " #RuPaulBookBall." "[laughter]" "For your first two looks, you can use clothes, shoes, and accessories from the Out of the Closet Thrift Store." "Gentleman, start your engines, and may the best woman win!" "[cheers and applause]" " Is that really how I sound?" "How Derrick did my puppet?" " Is that really how I sound?" "You're like Paris Hilton." "It's just like giving me one note." " Damn." " I actually thought that was very clever." " You're not mad at it?" " No." " Oh, cool." " Not at all." "Bitch, I have tough skin." " It looks like it." " [scoffs]" "You really testing out that tough skin, ain't you, girl?" " And Derrick has thin hair." " Ha-ha!" " [squeals] [laughter]" " Wow." "I also have a career with my wigs on." "You'll have a career once you start gluing yours down." " Baby." " Popcorn." "[crunches]" " The fun thing about Naomi is she only has one thing to say." "And then she has to think for, like, hours to come with another read." " [crunches]" " I have one thing to say." "I'm not that smart." " Whoa." " Were you upset by my puppet?" " I honestly don't remember what you said." " Everything was factual." " [laughs]" " Why do you guys hate each other?" "Can't you guys just get along?" "God damn it." " I do not hate Derrick." "I do not like his drag." " This is getting intense." " You don't hate me;" "you just hate my drag." " There, exactly." " Yeah." " It's gonna get severe up in here!" "[laughter]" "It's gonna get severe up in here." "Gat, gat, boom!" "DerrickandNaomi are starting World War III in this bitch." "Y'all is going for blood today." "The shit has hit the fan, honey." "Comingup ..." "Do you know how to do glamazon drag?" " I want to show up in a leotard." " We're looking for your story." "Who are you?" " I'm Naomi Smalls." " Right." "[ laughing]" "[ laughing]" " This week's challenge is the Book Ball." "Wehaveto comeup withthreelooks." "So we have Baby Drag, a mama look, and Book Drag, where we have to design a high fashion costume out of books." " Watch out for the paper cuts, ladies." " Hey, sexy librarians." "all:" "Hi!" "Hello!" " Hi, Derrick Barry." " Hi, Ru." " You're cutting up my book." " I know." "My Eleganza Extravanganza is taking elements of your book and mixing them with famous paintings." "Because I feel like celebrity female impersonation is such an art form." " Right." "But you've come under a lot of fire in terms of aesthetic." "And also last week, the judges called you out on your makeup, specifically to make it look more draggy." "'Cause you paint." "You just paint what's there." "Do you know how to paint an illusion on your face?" " Yes." "I will definitely be giving you a brow." " Yes, darling." " Definitely, darling." " If the judges want me to wipe my eyebrow out and draw on a new one, I'm gonna do that." "I'mreadyto takearisk , and I want to show the judges" "I came here to really challenge myself." " Why, Chi Chi DeVayne." " Hey, Ru the Q." " What are you gonna do for your Mama Drag look?" " My mother, to me she's high glam." "She always wears platinum blonde hair, long eyelashes." "She loves leopard." "She's a party girl." "I definitely get my ability to dance from my mom." "I didn't realize it until we went to, like,a weddingonetime." "Lady know how to cut a rug." " Now, tell me this." "What are you gonna do for your Eleganza Extravaganza?" " I'm the unconventional queen." "I've worked with paper before, so I'm just going to wow you guys." " Well, Chi Chi, remember what was said last week." "We want Chi Chi." "Now, we want an elevated Chi Chi." "We want you to be refined." "We say country, that's not a bad word." " Yeah." " It's flavor." "Savor in it." " Okay." " Bask in it." "Never be ashamed of it." " I'm realizing that country is in." "SoI guessIgot  toheightenwhatIdo ." "I just want to pull it off." "I want to do good." " Well, hello there, Bob." " Hey, RuPaul." " Now, last week, the judges, Michelle, specifically, called you out to see if you could do glamazon drag." " I'm gonna go glamorous for my book look." "So I'm taking this corset." "I've already got three pieces glued down." "Look at me go." " Uh-huh." "Uh-huh." " Do a corset that kind of branches out, goes past the bosoms." " Yes." " Then I'm gonna do like a gradient color." " Well, 'cause you know, Michelle calls your drag ratchet drag." " Yeah." " I am in love with the way you look tonight." "Less ratchet, more fashion." " Do you call your drag ratchet drag?" " I've never called it ratchet, but that term doesn't offend me." " Is that a conscious decision?" " It's a conscious decision." "'Cause if you come to one of my shows, it's like me on stage by myself for an hour and a half." "And if I'm gonna be in, like, a gown with huge earrings and big old sculpted up-do, by the time my show's done, my eyebrows become my moustache," "I'm sweating." "See what I mean?" "So I'm gonna show up in a leotard." " You're so confident." "What scares you?" " My mom got sick recently." "She has, like, a chronic and really rare form of pneumonia called BOOP, which sounds cute, but it's not that cute, actually." "I got the scariest call, which is like, "You need to come here."" "I was, like, really freaked out." " Yeah, yeah." "Mymomhad been veryphysicallyfit, andthenshewas just, like,skinnyandfrail,and,  like, her hair was falling out." "And she couldn't do anything." "Like, anything." " Wow." " I mean, it was really hard to see my mom like that." "[sombermusic]" "¶ ¶" "All of the things in my life that, like, make me a good person are because my mom taught me to do it." "I don't have a lot of people like my mom in my family." "[crying softly]" "Fuckin' got me, you bitch." " Wow." "That's pretty rough." "What do you think your mom would think about you in this competition?" " [laughs]" "My mom thinks I'm the best ever." "My mom is the funniest person I know." "My mom is my hero, andsheshowedme thatyoucandoanything." "More importantly, come through anything." " All right." "Well, I want to see gorgeous Bob The Drag Queen." " Note taken." " All right." "Thanks." " Here we go, girl." " Hi, Naomi." " Hi, Ru." " Now, this is of course an autobiographical challenge." " Yes." " We're looking for your story." "Who are you?" " I'm Naomi Smalls." " Yeah, that's kind of vague." "I want more." "How are you going to insert more of you into this challenge?" " My mom is such a huge part of who I am." "I'm such a huge fan of hers." " And she had how many kids?" " She had one in her first marriage, and my dad had two in his first marriage, and they got together and they had one, and then eight of them are adopted." " And that is..." " That's 12." " 12." "Wow." " For That's My Mama Realness," "I want to portray what a classic beauty my mom is." "Shedoesn'tneedhugehair  andbigdiamonds." "She doesn't need anything to amp her up." "She just knows she's perfect in my eyes." " Now, a few weeks ago, you were almost fading into the background." " Right." " But you came up from behind and just knocked 'em dead." " Well, I'm actually kind of thankful that I was in the bottom two, because it literally lit a fire underneath my ass." "This is what I want to do, and I should just fuckin' bring it every single time." " Well, you know, two weeks ago, it was a design challenge that you won." " Mm-hmm." " And I want that same excitement from you in this challenge." " I'm just nervous, because the judges like what I'm doing so far, and I don't want to give them any reason to doubt me." "I want to prove to them that I'm not a one-hit wonder." " Well, I can't wait to see what you're going to do." " Thank you, Ru." " Get back to work." " Hi, Kim Chi." " Hi, Ru." " You're a design queen." " Yes, I am." " So this is something you can sink your teeth into." "What are you planning?" " With all three of the runways, it's kind of like a visual fairy tale." "So I'm going to start off as a little sprout." " Uh-huh." " And through drag," "I blossom into the artist that I'm going to become." " Wow." "So, now, this challenge has a part that pays homage to your mother." "What is that gonna look like?" " Oh, my gosh." "So this one I'm really excited about." "I brought a traditional Korean hanbok, becausemymother taughtmeto be proud of who I am and my heritage." " It's something your mother has worn before?" " Yes." " Has she seen you in drag?" " She doesn't know that I do drag." " What?" " I know." "My mom thinks I'm a makeup artist." " You know she's gonna see this show." "Are you afraid?" " I am a bit afraid that she might see all of this as, like, a waste of time." "I just want my mom to be able to be proud of, like, everything that I do." "You know, the person that I am today." " You think she doesn't know that already?" " I don't think so, no." " Hmm." "[plaintivemusic]" " Have you never shown her that side of you?" " Not really, 'cause I just don't like being vulnerable with my mom." " Right." " 'Cause then she might think that I'm a weak person, and I want to portray myself as anything but that." "I thinkthatKim  shouldtellhermom ." "'Cause I feel like if you're not really opening yourself up to your family, thenyou'rerobbingthem oftheexperience of getting to know and experience you for who you are." "I mean, in theory, I know Kim better than her fuckin' mom knows her." "That's not fair." " Is that why you got so emotional on the runway when you were being critiqued?" " I felt like I tried my best, but it just didn't work out." "So I just got really frustrated." " I just felt like there was a sense of shame when you broke down." "Somehow they're all linked together." "I'm not sure how." "And that's what I'm trying to get at." "I 'mveryhardonmyself aboutbeingperfect." "Especially growing up, because I wasn't the model child, and I was the "artistic" one." "Andlastweek'sperformance wasa letdown, because I feel like my mom probably wouldn't be proud of what I did." " I just want to do really well in this competition." " You have done really well." "It's top five." "You are so talented." "Everybody knows that about you." "But do you know it?" " I know it, yeah." " But do you own it?" " I will own it." " Will own it?" "After this challenge, or later this" " No, right now." "I will own it." " Okay." "I need you to really hear yourself say that, because that's the key to this competition." "If you see it, we can see it, you know?" "All right, get back to work." " Thank you." " Ladies!" "Gather round." "Now, listen, I've got good news." "Tomorrow on the main stage, in addition to David Sedaris, we will be joined by his twisted sister..." " [gasps]" " Actress and author Amy Sedaris will be here." "[cheers and applause]" "Oh, right, and there's one more thing." "In addition to your three Book Ball looks, you'll be performing an opening number." "A tribute to Amy's comedy classic," ""Strangers With Candy"" "in full Jerri Blank-inspired drag." "[laughter]" " That's gonna be ridiculous." " So Chi Chi, you won the mini challenge, so you're in charge of the choreography." " [laughter]" " So good luck, you boozers, users, and losers." "And don't fuck it up." "Comingup..." " Let's start from the beginning." "[humming]" "Got it?" " No." "Wedowntothetopfive." "I ain't finna correct her." " Thrown in jail, wow." " So Kim Chi." "I 'mworriedthat Imightlosethischallenge." "[ laughing]" "[ laughing] [upbeatmusic]" " All right." " Down to production." "Fortoday'schallenge, we have to come up with three different looks for the Book Ball and a dance number." "It'sa tribute toJerriBlank, thecharacterAmySedaris playsontheTVshow" ""StrangersWithCandy."" "It'saboutembodying thisparticularcharacter." " Chi Chi, you don't even need the teeth in." " Oh, damn." " I told y'all she says shady shit all the time." " Oh, we can't say things in jest?" " Let's start from the beginning." "We're gonna have-- [humming]" "Got it?" " No." "[laughs]" " Okay, let's do it again." " Wait." "So when I-- I get to the end," "I do it step turn this way?" " Why not for this time you stand behind me, so you can actually see someone doing it in front of you?" " Okay, that sounds much better." "[laughs]" " Ready, and-- [humming]" "¶ ¶" "Got it?" " There's the walking." "It's literally, walk, walk, walk, turn." " Oh, God." " Start over." " Hey, hey, I've got something to say." "I was a teenage runaway." "Thrown in jail." "Wha" " So Kim Chi." " I'm worried that I might lose this challenge just because I can't dance, and I don't want that to happen." " Come on, let's do it again." "I'ma watch it this time, guys." " I was a teenage runaway," "I was a boozer and a user and don't forget, a loser!" " Bob can actually dance." "I don't know why she plays it down that she's just a comedian." "Girl can dance." "But I don't know how these other girls are gonna do." "I don't know, girl." " I was a big fan of the pole." "Also love the hole." " Naomi, she's still modeling, she's still voguing, and oh, oh, and oh." "She's not kind of channeling that ugliness of Jerri Blank." " You're walking like a model." "And I need you to walk like Jerri Blank." "Yeah, think a hunchback." " There you go." " Yeah." " She has a FUPA." " Think scoliosis, like you had in high school." "I actuallyhavenoidea  who the fuck is Jerri Blank." "What's "Strangers With Candy"?" "Somebody please tell me." "[laughter]" " Think, like, first of all, do this face, and then come down and-- [vocalizing]" " Derrick is doing this, like, weird thing." "She's playing like a fuckin' caveman almost." "Idon'tknowwhat thefuckshe'sdoing." " This is the sexiest you've ever looked." "Wedowntothetopfive." "I ain't finna correct her." " [sighs]" " Whoo." " So we're back in the work room, andit'scrunchtime." " Make it or break it right now." " We have a short amount of time, so it's work, work, work." "[sewing machine whirring]" "I 'mnervous aboutthischallenge." "I'm trying to prove that I can be glamorous." "Butthisis not myfieldof expertise." "I don't work with unconventional materials at home." "This is very stressful." "It's a lot of shit." " Yeah." " Yeah, there's just so much to do." "This is, like, crazy." " For my book drag, I decided to use cardboard." "Because I want, like, a really structured dress." "I'm taking some very bold moves." "I'm not sewing anything." " Thank God." " All hot glue and spray paint." " I mean, well, bitch, somebody got to go home." " [chuckling] Oh, yeah." " Bob's using more cardboard than she is books." "That'snotthechallenge." "Honey,yougotitallwrong ." "You're in for a rude awakening, girl." "Comingup ..." " I think you're gonna take great photos, but that does not take talent." " Bitch, glue down your brows, and then I'll glue down my lace." " Oh, shit." " I'm here in this room with you right now, in the top five." " Ooh!" "The library has opened again." "[ laughing]" "[ laughing]" "Fortoday'smaxichallenge, we're getting ready for the Book Ball." "This challenge is literally super-important, because it decides who makes the top four." "It's a huge deal." " So, do you guys feel, like, a lot of pressure about being top five and having to perform well?" " I think it would suck especially to go home right now." "'Cause it's literally so close you can taste it." " Do you think you hands-down deserve to win?" " Yeah." "I think everyone should have that mentality." " Agreed." " Most definitely." " Why do you think you deserve to win?" " I've got the best grades in school." " But when you look at RuPaul's beauty and grace, do you feel like you possess that, because I don't see, in the past winners, the beauty that they have." " Damn." " That bitch just called you ugly." " No, no, no." "[laughter]" "I've just never heard them ever say to a previous winner that they did ratchet drag." " All the queens think that I can't be glamorous because Michelle called me ratchet one time, in a good way." "And it's all they can cling to, especially Derrick." "You keep thinking ratchet drag means something bad." "Ratchet and like, this idea of somebody being raggedy are not the same thing." " But Bob, I've seen, like, your videos online, and I think you're very funny, but, like, the first thing I thought was, like, she literally wears lips and lashes." " Whoo." " I guess, but I mean, I do my thing." "You know, people will come to my show." " I just think, like, makeup is very important because the moment people look at you, that's the first thing you see." " Yeah." " I also want to say, my makeup's not that fuckin' bad." " Ooh." " You guys act like I have, like, the worst makeup in "Drag Race" history." "Granted, it's not the best." "I am no makeup artist." " I don't think your makeup is terrible, it just looks like you're not wearing any." " It's a bit of a shock, people thinking that my makeup is so bad, 'cause no one's ever read me for my makeup." " I don't think you even try to, like, add more dimensions with your makeup." " I do feel, though, the judges say," ""Oh, I can see you're trying."" " I think the judges are comparing Bob to himself." "ButifyoucompareBob tomeandNaomi," "Bob's makeup is nonexistent." "I'm not, you know, like, putting your talents down." "But I just think, like, if all people have to see is, like, your pictures, to, like, judge you" " Because there is, like, a standard with drag." "Especially "Drag Race."" "You have to have your makeup at a certain level." "You have to have your wigs at a certain level." "They'reabsolutelyright." "I pay more attention to my performances than I do to my makeup." "But what matters is, are you delivering a product to people who want to buy it." "That's what matters." "So if your thing is beauty, then yeah, beauty matters a lot." "But my goal is to be an entertainer." "And I am an entertainer." " I'm not saying that you should just be beautiful, and you should win because it's a beauty pageant." "But you don't have to be a fuckin' stand-up comedian, or just a live singer or a dancer." " Why you coming-- why you coming for me, bitch?" " There is definitely a beauty standard when it comes to drag." "You could be doing an amazing death drop, but it's not gonna be as impressive if you look a fuckin' busted mess." " My name's Bennett, and I'm not in it, but I will say is I do think..." " You in it now, bitch." " I think you need a talent to not only win but to make money in the future." "Like, I'm a dancer." "Everybody knows that I dance." "Everybody knows Bob does" " Everything." "[laughter]" " Everybody knows." " Whoo!" " Not makeup." " I think you need some kind of talent." "I mean, Naomi, I look at you as a model." " Oh!" " And to me, that's the only that I've-- you know what I mean, that I've seen." "That's what I get from you." " Right, I agree." "I think you're gonna take great photos, but that does not take talent." " Being a drag queen is such a talent." "You are a performer." "You have to be a makeup artist, you have to be a hairstylist, you have to be" " So if you're a hairstylist, why haven't you glued down your lace fronts?" " Oh, shit." "The library has opened again." "Insertshadyrattlesnake noisehere." "Roo koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo- koo-koo-koo-koo." " Bitch, glue down your brows, and then I'll glue down my lace." " I cannot wait to see a shot of you and have screen caps go around, and it's just lifted lace." " And you know what yours is gonna be?" "It's gonna be so much light reflected off that forehead, because there's no brow on there." " [laughs]" "I love that you two can't let it go." "Derrick, you and I are not frenemies any more." "You two are almost enemies at this point, girl." " And I didn't get the challenge to do my brows until my last challenge." " But the judges told you to do that." "The judges haven't told me to glue down my wigs yet." "They're telling you to change up your makeup and carve out your face." "Doyounot understand whatI doforaliving?" "I don't carve my face out." "There's no lines on my face." "That'snotgonnalook likea femaleillusion." "That's going to look like drag makeup." "Not one time did they tell me that my makeup is not good." " And I'm telling you, like, as a friend, change up your makeup." "It's not me digging at you." " There are some digs in there." "[laughs]" " But, Naomi, why would I change my makeup when I impersonate Britney Spears for a living?" " And that's why it bugs me." "Because we're coming into this competition, and we're representing ourselves." "We're not representing a celebrity." "Ifeellike I'mtellingDerrick what the judges have been tiptoeing around this entire time." "And literally someone just needs to be blunt about it, becauseDerrick isnotunderstandingit." "And even though Derrick never really asked me, but someone needs to tell him the truth." "Who is Derrick Barry?" "Chad came here with his own aesthetic." "He wasn't doing Cher the entire time." " Chad had been doing drag for years, and" " And so have you." " And not impersonating Cher." " Okay." "Like, when you're coming to represent you as a drag queen, not Britney Spears, why wouldn't you come as Derrick Barry?" " Being compared to Britney Spears in the slightest is the biggest compliment in the world." "And if I have to change my face to be myself, then I'm not really being myself." "I just think that you've been upset with me doing well in times where you didn't, so you take digs at me to make yourself feel better." " I disagree with Derrick saying that Naomi goes after him because she's insecure." "Naomi sees Derrick's skill level as not being up to par with everybody else, and that's why she's frustrated that Derrick Barry's still here." " Am I the first person who's ever said anything like this, ever, to you?" " That has said my makeup is not good?" " I didn't say your makeup's not good." "It's just not drag." " These are the most octaves I've ever heard Naomi speak in, that's for sure." "You get her excited, girl, she becomes Mariah Carey, honey." " [laughs]" " I just have never said that you don't belong here, so for you to say that I don't belong here" " I never said you don't belong here, it's just that we literally" " You did." "You said it bugs you that I'm here." " No, the thing that bugs me is that you are here finding who you are, this entire journey." "And we all came here with our own fuckin' aesthetic." " Whoo!" " I'm here in this room with you right now in the top five." " Okay." "I'm so annoyed." "[laughs] [dramatic music]" " When's dinner?" "¶ ¶" "[ laughing]" "[ laughing] [upbeatmusic] [laughter]" " Wow." " Oh." " We are getting ready for the Book Ball." "Andweareall feeling thepressure." "This is the challenge that is going to determine who's gonna be in the top four." "The heat is on." " Is there anything about the runway that you're worried about?" " There's a chance I might not use the bottom of my outfit." "You know when you spray paint something but it's laying down, then you lift it up and things are showing that weren't showing before?" " Yeah." " But they want me to be glamorous, so I want to wear a gown." " Short can be glamorous." "Glamorous just doesn't mean like a mermaid, like, long silhouette." " Yeah, but she's like, full-on glamour." "So I made this mermaid gown." "But it's hard to walk in, andI thinkIcan beglamorous withoutwearingadress thesizeof Kentucky." "This is a risk I'm willing to take." " Derrick?" " Hi." " My mirror's right here." " I don't feel good about what happened with Derrick yesterday." "I feel like my mom would've, like, really, like, slapped my hand about that." "And I'm gonna do everything I can to bury the hatchet." "So if he needs a zip-up, if he needs advice, if he needs anything," "I will definitely be the one to give it to him." " I'm going to powder and then glue again." "Is that what you do?" " Well, I don't cover my" " Oh, you don't glue down, that's right." " But when it comes down to time to shape, let me know." " Yeah." "Thejudgeshaveaskedme, so for the first time in this competition," "I am blocking out my brows." "Ooh." "Iamgoingfor  threedifferentbrowlooks." "I just want to show that I'm comfortable being a different character out there." "I want my brow like here, and then out." "Does that sound right?" " No." "I 'mproud thathe'strying to give the judges something new, butheonlywantstoaskme  abouthiseyebrows, andchangingup yourface is so much more than just eyebrows." "But I'm giving Derrick space, because I don't want him to think that I'm coming for him about his makeup." " What are you doing for your mom look?" " She wore this blue dress in our family photo, and I did a take on that, but it's more sheer." " Uh-huh." "What's your relationship like?" " My mom was great growing up." "She was my best friend." "When I came out to her when I was 19, that's when everything changed." "WhenI cameouttomymom," "I thought she would embrace me with open arms." "And I got the complete opposite reaction." "The only thing she said was," ""Do you mind if I keep this under my hat?"" " When she said that, did you take, like, super offense?" " I, like, shut down." "I wish I had not told her." "Her opinion changed of me, and my opinion had changed of her at that point, you know?" " Damn." "That'swhyIhave alot  ofempathyforKim Chi ." "Because I know that when a kid feels broken down by their parents, it's something that will always be in the back of their mind." "And I feel like my mom broke me, and I just never" "I never got put back together." " How's your relationship now with your mom?" " It's better." "My mom has always been a believer in my talent, and taught me to shoot for the stars." "And the worst that can happen is you land on the moon." " I love it." "You got a great mom, kid." "[laughter]" "Let me see?" "Look at me, straight on." "Relax." " Like, that is." "[laughter]" "That's relaxed." " Oh my goodness, girl." "Ooh." "That's all I can say is, "Ooh, my goodness."" "[laughter]" " You look so different." "I mean, a completely different person." " Really?" "Everyoneclownsme formymakeupskills, butit'snotasbadasDerrick." "It is bad." "I'm seeing tremendous effort and fearlessness, and on the other hand," "I'm seeing someone's dad doing drag for the first time." "Welcome to the stage." " Really?" " Yeah." " I feel like I drew this one higher to offset that." " Coming to this competition, I think Derrick should have practiced covering his brows at least once, because perfecting your drag makeup takes a long time, and trying to achieve that, all of that in two hours?" " Oh, my God." "[musicnotesburst dramatically]" "¶ ¶" "["CoverGirl" byRuPaulplaying]" "[ laughs]" "¶¶" "¶CoverGirl, putthebassinyour walk ¶" "¶Headto toe, letyourwholebodytalk ¶" "And,what?" "[applause]" "Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."" "It's the author of "Diva Rules," Michelle Visage." " AKA, the gay bible." " And the author of "Man Up," Ross Mathews." " It's the new "Moby Dick."" " Emphasis on the Dick." "The author of "Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls,"" "David Sedaris is here." " There are 54,000 words in this." "[laughter]" " If I could only read." "[laughter]" "And, the author of "Simple Times:" "Crafts for Poor People," Amy Sedaris." " It's mostly pictures." "Illiteracy is hilarious." "[laughter]" " And I didn't even get to plug my book... [laughter]" ""Workin' It."" "[laughter]" " Work those nails, girl." " This week, we challenged our queens to tell their stories in three different looks." "But first, they're paying tribute to the sick and sickening Jerri Blank." " [laughs]" " Gentlemen, start your engines." "And may the best woman win." "Comingup ..." " I see you trying harder than anyone else." " You've just outdone yourself tonight." " I completely disagree." "[ laughing]" "[ laughing] [jaunty music]" "¶ ¶" " ¶ Hey, hey, I've got something to say ¶" "¶ I was a teenage runaway ¶" "¶ I was a boozer and a user ¶" "¶ And don't forget a loser ¶" "¶ Oh, I'm a big fan of the pole ¶" "¶ But I also love the hole ¶ [laughter]" "¶ It's got to be tight ¶" "¶ I was a hooker down to tango ¶" "¶ Hobo camp was a fandango ¶" "¶ Thrown in jail like a fool ¶" "¶ But now I'm back in high school ¶" "¶ Oh, I even stole a TV ¶" "¶ Did some crack cocaine ¶" "¶ Stole a kidney ¶" "¶ And I sold a white baby ¶" "¶ I'm Jerri, yeah, I'm Jerri ¶" "¶ That's me ¶" "¶ Yeah!" "¶ [cheers and applause]" " Let's get this Book Ball rolling." "Category is Baby Drag Realness." "First up, Kim Chi." " Big shoes to fill." "Onablazing Augustday," "Kimsprouted fromhermothersoil, fullofhairybushes." "Andasshewas  wateredwithbeauty, thislittleflower begantogrow." " You've got to sissy that walk, baby Kim Chi." " The funny thing is that's how she walks in her real heels." " Next up, Naomi Smalls." " Lady Di-aper." "[laughter]" "Asaveryyoungboy," "Ifounda" Vogue"magazine mymomhadonhernight table , anditwashighfashion daydreamsfromthere." "Inmyhead, Iwasprancingona runway infrontof AnnaWintour." "Asupermodelwasborn." " It Depends." " But she sure has Poise." "[laughter]" " Up next, we've got Bob the Baby Drag Queen." "Why, that's the biggest pearl necklace" "I've ever seen." "WhenIwas justalittleboy, Iaskedmy mother," ""WhatwillIbe?" ""AmI goingto be pretty?" "AmI goingto be rich?"" "Andhere'swhatshe saidtome ." ""You'llbeadragqueen, bitch."" "[laughter]" " She's working that Pebble Flintstones couture." " Next, we've got Derrick Barry." " She changed her eyebrows." "WhenIwas alittleboy," "Iwouldpretend IwastheLittleMermaid everytimeItookabath." "Thetowelswerebothmygown andmyhairall inone." "Iwasaprincessintraining tobecomeaqueen." " Seaman lover." "[laughter]" " Yeah." " Next, Baby Chi Chi." "Mygrandmother wouldtellmy mom,"Girl, yougotsomething onyourhands,"" "especiallywhensheusedto catchmein herfabulouswigs ." "Notmuchhaschangednow." "Mymomstillhas somethingbig onherhands." "Abigol 'dragqueen." " Not the mama!" "Got to love me." "[laughter]" " Category is That's My Mama Realness." "Kim Chi." "KimChi'smotherdetermined whatshethoughtwas best." "AndthatpreventedKim  fromblossoming." "However,hermother hadtoreleaseher seed inthewindfor Kim  tobethebotanicalsensation shealwayswantedtobecome." " A botanical sensation?" " Weed whacker." " It's a weed whacker, exactly." "Naomi Smalls." "Mymom,June, wantednothing morethanto have alarge,happyfamily, nomattertheethnicity orgender." "All12of herkids havetheirownglamshot  withmotherdearest." "Iguessthat's whereI getmy talent forposing andloveforclassicbeauty." "Thanks,Mom." " Christina Darling." "Bob the Drag Queen." "MarthaCaldwell." "Shecanmakeapowersuit fromNewYorkCompany looklikeSaksFifthAvenue." "Shealsosacrificed." "Whenwewouldgoget aHappyMeal, shewouldgiveme heradult-sizefriesand drink." "Andthat'swhatmomsdo." " Viola Davis." "Why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?" "[laughter]" " Yes!" " Derrick Barry." "I alwaysimagined thatSallyField wouldplay mymom,Laura, inthemovieofmylife,  becausemymom wasjustas pretty asSallywas in" SteelMagnolias."" "Myfavoritethingmymomwore wasa lightbluedress inourfamilyphoto." "I'mreimaginingher initas anightgown, andonthenight Iwasconceived." "Nowondermy dad hitthatbabyone moretime ." " Oh, this is the story of their lives." " And they have to go back to move forward." " Chi Chi DeVayne." "Ooh, girl." "Popon thoselashes andslipon themhighheels." "That'sthemottoinwhich Albertinelives." "Mymamais  theoriginalglamazon." "MissTina." "That'swhattheycallher." "Andraisingthreekids onherown, she'sthedefinition ofa trueballer." " Ooh, miss got the body." " Yeah." "Don't make me take my rings off." "[laughter]" "¶ ¶" " ¶ The realness ¶" "Category is Autobiographical Eleganza Extravaganza." "First up, Kim Chi." "KimChihas finallyblossomed intothefloralcenterpiece, andnowshe'snot afraid toshowcasewhoshe reallyis." "Boldanddaring,avant-garde andunpredictable." "Comeexperience herever-blossomingbeauty." " She's a real page-turner." " She's making it easy to read her, honey." " She needs to edit the outfit." "[laughter]" " Naomi Smalls." "AsNaomiSmalls," "Iwasblessed withtwolegsand aheart, andI 'mnotafraid toshowthemtotheworld ." "Whatyouseenow  istheembodimentofeverything I'veeverwantedtobe." " Cher." "[laughter]" " I think I see her bookmarks." " Isn't she filing for chapter 11?" "[laughter]" " Bob The Drag Queen." "Not to be confused with Bob The Librarian." "It'snotaboutbeing theprettiest orwearingthebestdress." "It'sabouttakinghugerisks, learningfromyourmistakes, andtakingadvicefrompeople who'vedoneit already." "Look." "Imaymakewaves." "Imayrockthe boat." "Butdamnit , we'regonnamakeittoshore ." "[laughter]" " Hope you like short stories." " She has a spastic semicolon." " Is that what that is?" "[laughter]" " Derrick Barry." " Oh." " Ooh!" " Oh." "In2003,Halloween broughtoutthedraginme ." "Forthefirsttime, Idressedas BritneySpears." "Itintroducedme  tothebrightlights ofLasVegas, whichunleashed myinnershowgirlonstages allaroundtheworld." "Comingtoatheaternear you." "[laughter]" " That's glossy right there." " She tore a page from my book." "And she's wearing it." "[laughter] Several pages." "Chi Chi DeVayne." "I 'mChiChiDeVayne, andI 'vealwaysbeenaqueen whouseswhatshe has , whetheritbe paper orplastictrashbags." " [laughs]" "Solookout ,girls, herecomesalittle countryqueen withdreams ofrulingtheworld." "She'sguaranteed tobeabestseller." " Paper shredder." " Shredding that runway." " Have you shred any good books lately?" "[laughter]" "¶Therealness¶" "Comingup..." " Miss Underdog 2016." " What a glamorous mother." " My mom would be so proud." " I don't know that you're at this level." " [sobbing]" "[ laughing]" "[ laughing]" " Welcome, ladies." "It's time for the judges' critiques." "First up, Kim Chi." " I love your eye makeup." "I'd love to see what your sink looks like afterwards." "[laughter]" "I felt something from each look, and couldn't wait for you to come out." " I think you were the only one that actually had a continuing storyline." "It was the artistry I expect from you." "You've just outdone yourself tonight." " Thank you so much." " Up next, Naomi Smalls." " With the Jerri Blank, I don't know how you did it, but you still were beautiful." " [laughs]" " Every look tonight, you were the star of the show." "Looks like you could wear that on a red carpet." "I love that it's so exaggerated." "To me, that is drag." " And what a beautiful, glamorous mother." "I like the story of having all these children of different ethnicities, and still loving each other and not judging." " I think that she's such a beautiful woman to me." "I--I love her so much." "Um, I just hope she's proud of me, 'cause I love her." " Do you have a message you want to say to your mother?" " Thank you for everything you've ever done." "And I hope I can repay you for the rest of my life." "I'm sorry." "[sobs]" " Thank you so much." " Thank you." "Up next, Bob The Drag Queen." " I thought in the baby challenge, you actually looked like you weren't trying to be too pretty about it." "You just seemed real to me." "And I thought you did a great job reading your script." "It sounded really enthusiastic and flowed really well." " Tonight I challenged you to be glamorous." " Mm-hmm." " I think that you're most of the way there." "I think your makeup looks pretty, and I think your body's always on point." "But I am not getting book at all." "I'm getting cardboard." " Well, there is some cardboard in here, but I don't have any pages from my book." " Why not?" " Well, I had this mermaid bottom that had pages, but once I finally saw it," "I was like, mmm, it's a little much." " But you took off the part that actually is the challenge." " Well, I'm still wearing books, I'm just not wearing pages." "It's a book." " Okay." " Don't listen to them." "Yeah, maybe it's not made out of the pages, but I like the color, and I like that it is different, and it's kind of shingle-like." "You have beautiful legs, and I love what you did with your hair." " I was going to wear a wig, but I was like, uh." " Right." "[laughter]" " Yeah." " Thank you, Bob." " Thank you." " All right, up next." "Derrick Barry." " I have seen what you've done with your eyebrows." "I acknowledge that you're trying something different." "But it's going to be a journey for you." "This, tonight, for me," "I just thought it was way too plain, and way too basic." " But I like that it looks like you have a real vagina." " She does." " Yeah." " Yeah." " My mom would be so proud." " Oh, yeah?" " Derrick, I see you trying harder than anyone else, and that I applaud." "But I think you're getting lost in what we want." " Okay." " We want you to do you at this level." "And I don't know that you're at this level." " All right, Chi Chi DeVayne." " Your dress tonight is really one of my favorites." " Thank you, Jesus." " Each one of these looks told a story that made me get to know you a little bit better, especially with your mom." "Your mom is giving me" ""Real Housewife" of I hope my neighborhood." "[laughter]" " Real Housewives of Shreveport." " Yeah." " Everything that you read, your voice just really super sized it." "And I think you have my favorite line of the evening, was that" ""I'm just a country girl with dreams."" "[laughter]" "You just seemed really natural and honest, and I think you did a great job with that." " Ooh, thank you." " I completely disagree." "[laughter]" " Thank you, Chi Chi, and thank you, ladies." "Now, while you go and curl up with a good book backstage, the judges and I will deliberate." "All right, now, just between us best-selling authors, what do you think?" "Kim Chi." " Kim Chi is a walking art exhibit." "And tonight there was so much emotion with the stories of her mom." " Who doesn't, by the way, know that she does drag." " There was absolutely no joy when she was her mother." "She conveys a lot to me by not saying anything." " Yeah, there's a lot to read between the lines there." "When she did her voice-over, the conviction wasn't quite there." "There's still a tentative thing." "And I think once her mother gets to meet her, and they get over that part of it," "Kim Chi will fully blossom." "Naomi Smalls." " Miss Underdog 2016." " Yes." " I mean, who saw this coming?" "I am filled with joy for her." "She's just come full circle, and at 21 years old, listening to direction." " Yes." " And pushing herself." " Naomi is checking every box for me." "She is checking fashion She is checking glamour." "She is checking performance." "She is checking heartstrings." "Now I find myself rooting for her." "But is it too late?" " I don't think it's too late." "At least she got there." " Better late than never." " It's like a period." " What's that?" " Something I had a long time ago." " Bob The Drag Queen." " Bob, I thought, nailed Jerri Blank." "Out of everybody, she had the character the best." "What I don't like is the fact that she wore a cardboard dress, and books are not made of corrugated cardboard." " Don't judge a book by its cover." "[laughter]" "You know, I didn't mind the dress or the cardboard." "At least he added some color to it." "And he made me laugh, just looking at him." " You can just tell that he's funny." "The humor kind of just rolls off of him." " Derrick Barry." " I will commend Derrick on going all the way." "To a different species, which was" " Feces?" "What'd you say?" "[laughter]" "You hear what you want to hear." " Exactly." "[laughter]" " Uh-huh." " However, it was just bad, bad night in general for Derrick." "She had, like, two lines for blush, instead of being contoured and buffed out." "This is a drag competition." "Come dimensional." "When she reimagined her mother on a sexy night in a nightgown, that convoluted story" "I can't even put my head around." "This is all a fuckin' reach, okay?" "The thing, you're on stage, she glued your book to a corset and put panties on and she was done." "This was a miss tonight." "I'm sorry." " Yes, Derrick's wasn't up to par with the other girls, but is anyone trying harder than Derrick?" "And that's got to count for something." " She's so willing to receive the critique." " But this is not the place to find out who you are." "She's at her limit." " Chi Chi DeVayne." " Where Derrick is getting our critiques and getting lost in it," "Chi Chi is getting our critiques and figuring it out." "And it's working." "This is when the horses are rounding that" "I've never seen a horse race, but when they go in there right before they finish, and, like, one of them sort of, like, they start to separate?" " Yes, yes." " This is that moment." " Seabiscuit." " Yes." "She's" " Yes." " And I'm hung up on that horse." " I thought her writing was really good, and I could listen to hear talk forever." "She's just got such star power." "There's a genuineness that flows off of her." " Yes." " For me, I'm gonna say probably my favorite." " Wow." " Because neck and neck with Kim Chi, and what broke it was the performance of Jerri, took it over the top for me." " But Kim Chi's mama drag, it was so completely compelling, so mournful and so closeted, culturally." "And that, to me, is real acting." "I just--completely captivated by her." " All right." "Silence!" "I've made my decision." "Bring back my... [inhales deeply]" "Girls." "[ laughing]" "[ laughing]" " Welcome back, ladies." "I've made some decisions." "Chi Chi DeVayne, this week you shredded the runway." "You're safe." "Kim Chi." "Your botanical garden trilogy is destined to be a best seller." "Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge." "[applause]" " Thank you." "Thank you, thank you, thank you." " You've won a $2,500 gift card from Fabric Planet." " Kamsahamnida." "I'mfloatingin airrightnow." "I'm in a cloud with unicorns, riding through the rainbow." "I could just jump up and down, 'cause I'm so happy." " Naomi Smalls." "You're safe." "You may join the other girls." " Thank you, everybody." " Bob The Drag Queen." "Derrick Barry." "I'm sorry, my dears, but you're both up for elimination." " I'm not mad." "I'm like, "You're right."" "I get it." "ButI 'ma little disappointedinmyself." "It'snotafun feeling." " Mmm." "IfeellikeIletRudown." "Idofeellike I'mingoodcompany, because Bob's next to me, and there's no one else on the bottom" "I'd rather see than Bob right now." "I'mgonnatakeBob down." " Two queens stand before me." "Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination." "[dramaticsting]" "The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life!" "Good luck, and don't fuck it up." "[lively dance music]" "¶ ¶" " ¶ When we're out there dancin' on the floor, darlin' ¶" "¶ And I feel like I need some more ¶" "¶ and I feel your body close to mine ¶" "¶ And I move on love, it's about that time ¶" "¶ Make me feel mighty real ¶" "¶ Make me feel mighty real ¶" "¶ You make me feel mighty real ¶" "¶ You make me feel mighty real ¶" "¶ When we get home, darlin' ¶" "¶ And it's nice and dark, and the music's in me ¶" "¶ And I'm still real hot ¶" "¶ And I know you love me like you should ¶" "¶ Oh, you make me feel mighty real ¶" "¶ Make me feel mighty real ¶" "¶ I feel real ¶" "¶ Real real ¶" "¶ I feel real ¶" " Whoo!" " ¶ I feel real, real ¶" "¶ You make me feel mighty real ¶" "¶ Oh, you've got to be real ¶" "¶ Mighty real ¶" "¶ I feel real when you touch me ¶" "¶ I feel real when you hold me ¶" "¶ Ooh!" "¶" "¶ Whoo!" "¶ [laughter] [cheers and applause]" " Ladies." "I've made my decision." "Bob The Drag Queen, shantay, you stay." " Thank you." "I just want to say, I probably had the biggest butt of this season with Derrick Barry, and I ended up being her biggest cheerleader in this competition." "Even if you're afraid of something, she does it harder than anyone." "Honestly, I love her." "And I guess that was the lesson we learned today." "[laughter]" " You may join the other girls." " [whispers] You're so brave." " Derrick Barry, you came here as a Vegas headliner, but you leave an international star." "Stronger than yesterday." " Thank you so much for this opportunity." "I'm very proud, and I'm humbled by the experience that you've given me." "And I don't want to cry, but I'm going to because that's just who I am." "And I thought for so long" "I would just be lost in Las Vegas, and now I get to go all around the world and represent one of my favorite icons." "So thank you so much." " Thank you." "Thank you, Derrick." "Now, sashay away." "[applause]" " Derrick!" " Go, Derrick!" " That's how you go out in style, girls." "[laughter]" "As the international showgirl of the world!" " Yes!" "[laughter and applause]" "I gotto shineasmyself." "Andthat'stheone thing" "I'vealwaysfelt thatI waslacking." "Ididn'treallyhave acharacteror aknowledge ofwhoIwanttobe  orwhoIam." "But I showed up in this competition, and I did everything I could." "Andthat'sallthatmatters." "Youhaveto showupinlife." "AndI showedup here, andI madeit so far." "AndI cannotwaittosee wherethistakesmenow." "So thank you, Ru." " My fantastic four, condragulations." "Remember, you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?" "Can I get an amen in here?" "all:" "Amen!" " All right, now let the music play." "["DieTomorrow" byRuPaulplaying]" "¶Dietomorrow, livetonight¶" "¶Dietomorrow, livetonight¶" "¶Dietomorrow, livetonight¶"