"." "What's this cheque?" "Do you want me to cheat?" "No..." "I'm just the middleman." "Are you giving me trouble?" "Don't think you'll be ahead of me if I fall." "Look carefully!" "I'm Golden Leg, not you!" "–You can only daydream about it." "–I..." "I just want to make some money." "Please don't tell anybody." "You're scum!" "I'm sorry, Fung." "I'll be off." "Hey!" "Golden Leg!" "Golden Leg!" "Golden Leg!" "Golden Leg!" "Mr Hung, you've been the number one football hero for 20 years ever since Golden Leg missed the free kick and got injured..." "Let's not talk about unpleasant things." "Team Evil has won the Super Cup the last five years." "What's your secret?" "Secret?" "They just have the best coach." "So you're confident to win again." "Are you new at this?" "You don't need to ask that." "–Golden Leg!" "–Hey, Brother Hung!" "Good morning!" "Good morning!" "Brother Hung!" "Your shoe's dirty." "–Let me clean it for you." "–That's alright." "I'll do it." "Mr Hung, I'll get the car." "Hung, you said I could coach a team, right?" "I can do it!" "I'm ready!" "I can train a team to be as good as Team Evil." "You still think you can coach?" "But you said..." "I only said." "You have to be realistic." "Look." "You're a cripple." "You think people will still pay for this name?" "Hung, I've worked for you for so many years." "How can you say that to me?" "Because I'm not in good mood and people can change." "You were once very handsome, but now you look disgusting." "Go home!" "I've kept you here for 20 years." "I've done quite enough and spent a lot of money." "Hung!" "How dare you!" "20 years ago you made empty promises, talked me into missing that kick, and got me into this misery!" "What?" "Are you angry?" "Say it louder." "Hey!" "Did you hear that?" "There are reporters outside." "Shall I ask them to come in?" "I've kept you for 20 years to keep your mouth shut!" "You think they'd believe anything you say?" "–You..." "–Calm down." "You only have your own greed to blame." "Go back to your home town." "There is one more thing." "I paid that mob to break your leg." "That's not the way to kick." "What did you say?" "What I said was, "That's not the way to kick."" "How should the ball be kicked?" "There must be fusion of the mind and the body." "What kind of fusion would that be?" "I learned it from my idol." "That's Bruce Lee, of course." "He invented the ultimate kick." "If you're interested, I can teach you all about it." "Learn kung fu?" "You just look like a cleaner." "Cleaner is just my job." "My real identity is a researcher." "Researcher?" "Focusing on how to effectively develop Shaolin kung fu." "Here's my business card." ""Kung Fu, Shaolin School." "Mighty Steel Leg."" "Yes, I'm really powerful." "I don't need fancy stuff like kung fu." "I'm more of a philosopher." "You're wrong." "Look at that girl." "So she's pretty." "But I belong to an intellectual class..." "Wait, wait, wait." "Look at this." "Look." "If she knew kung fu, that would not happen." "Look." "Kung fu can work for everyone." "Excuse me." "Would you like to learn some kung fu?" "You're crazy!" "Look over there." "If she had studied the Iron Hand technique, parking would be much easier." "So kung fu is wonderful!" "–Excuse me!" "Do you want to learn..." "–OK..." "Get lost!" "I should have a share." "Don't be so difficult." "Look over there." "What are you doing?" "You're too slow." "Come on, go." "Go." "–Sorry." "–Go!" "If he knew the Flying Sword technique, he'd still have a job." "Flying Sword is not from Shaolin." "Shaolin is the source of all martial arts." "SHAOLIN SCHOOL" "Kung fu is for everyone." "People mistake it for violence." "Kung fu transcends all else." "It's a complete way of life." "That's why I've always wanted to repackage kung fu, so ordinary people like you will be able to know more about it." "–That's enough!" "–I'm not finished!" "I've heard enough." "I've got a few appointments." "Bye for now." "I'm giving you a great opportunity." "Even a cripple can learn kung fu." "Who are you calling a cripple?" "–You have no right to call me that." "–I'm sorry." "I'm a cripple, so what?" "Do you want to be like me?" "Cripple..." "Bugger off!" "So what?" "Big deal." "Hey!" "Are you taking the rubbish?" "I'll give it to someone else." "–Coming, coming." "–Hurry up!" "Move along." "Move along." "Excuse me." "Would you help me get this up there?" "How do you kick like that?" "20 cents." "Only 20?" "I had cups..." "No!" "That's it." "Go on, now." "SWEETIE'S STEAMED BUNS" "Mui!" "Ten steamed buns, OK?" "♫ Tai Chi kung fu used to make steamed buns ♫" "What a brilliant notion" "The buns look sweet and smell good" "I really want one" "I can see your arms are so strong" "It makes me in awe of you..." "What are you doing?" "The only way to express my admiration was to sing." "You're truly inspirational." "Wow!" "So beautiful!" "I'm not beautiful." "Don't mock me." "Your buns are so beautiful." "Wow!" "Delicious." "Was that Shifting Bodies and Transposing Shadows?" "No, not that." "It's Four Grams To Beat 1·000 Kilos." "Great!" "So that's how you got it so tender, but also so firm." "The buns are 50 cents each." "Two for a dollar." "–That much?" "–Yes." "You get what you paid for." "But this is all I have right now." "Can I pay you tomorrow?" "–No." "–Good!" "Spoken with the grace of a true kung fu master." "I'm a kung fu master myself." "Will you show me some respect?" "–No." "–Good!" "My trainers are worth two dollars." "I'll have one more and you can keep the shoes." "–I'll call the police." "–Good!" "Come on, give me a break." "You're so beautiful." "Don't!" "Stop it!" "Just pay for the buns and go on." "If you want to sing, do what that guy does." "Only crazy people sing here." "I disagree." "It's not just crazy people who sing here." "I have never given up hope of being a great songwriter." "This gentleman's song was creative and sincere." "–Thank you." "–It's my pleasure." "I'm also overwhelmed by the impulse to break into song." "I must unleash it, or else I will explode." "I'm a butcher but I want to be a great dancer." "Great!" "Have you lost your mind?" "Stand up straight!" "Put your arms down!" "Get to work!" "You people are crazy!" "Why are you dancing?" "I should never have gone for a facial." "You're making a mess, you bitch." "What do you want?" "Don't use such language." "I came here for the buns." "Where are my buns?" "Alright!" "Hold on!" "Did that tramp pay?" "Yes." "These things are repulsive!" "Get rid of them!" "First Brother!" "First Brother!" "First Brother!" "–First Brother!" "–OK, OK." "Keep working." "Yeah." "Keep cleaning." "First Brother, are you OK?" "I'm hungover." "I've got a headache." "What do you want?" "I want to tell you I've got an idea." "–An idea?" "–Yes." "I know how to promote kung fu in a brand new way." "–It needs to be packaged." "–What?" "With song!" "I had an extraordinary experience today." "–Stay away." "–Kung fu with song and dance... –What do you think?" "–No way." "–Just try it." "–Forget it." "I told you to be realistic." "There's a vacancy here for cleaning toilets." "Stop dreaming." "If we don't have any dreams, we're like fish." "You don't even have a pair of shoes!" "How can you talk about dreaming?" "The fire inside my heart will not be snuffed out so easily!" "Why not?" "Just blow it out!" "–But I can light it up again!" "–That's enough!" "We both have our own lives." "Please don't bother me!" "I need to make a living." "You mastered the Iron Head technique and now you're just going to forget it?" "No!" "I've practised the Iron Head technique every single day of my life, without fail!" "–Fei!" "–Boss?" "You bastard!" "All the girls have gone!" "–And you just sit here!" "–Wait." "–I know how we can work it out." "–What's that?" "Combining Shaolin kung fu with singing and dancing." "–What's kind of kung fu?" "–Look!" "–One person isn't enough." "–It's enough." "–No!" "How about you as well?" "–Me?" "Bastard!" "How about your Iron Head?" "If you don't do it well, I'll kill you." "OK." "First Brother, thank you!" "Shaolin kung fu's great" "Really great" "Shaolin kung fu's good" "Oh, so cool" "I'm known as Iron Head" "Mighty Iron Head" "He's Mighty Steel Leg" "Oh yeah, I'm Steel Leg" "Be serious!" "Shaolin kung fu is great" "Really great" "Shaolin kung fu is great" "Really great" "Shaolin kung fu is wonderful" "Wonderful" "I'm Mighty Steel Leg" "Mighty Steel Leg" "He's Iron Head..." "You bastard!" "What are you singing about?" "–You dare to call that music?" "–I didn't understand it." "–Who wrote the lyrics?" "–Who?" "Who?" "Musical tastes are highly subjective so I don't mind your criticism." "We've only just started." "The climax is the performance of Mighty Steel Leg and Iron Head." "–Iron Head!" "–I told you the lyrics were no good." "I'm not Iron Head." "He is." "Iron Head!" "–I said..." "–Iron Head?" "Mighty Steel Leg!" "–He's Mighty Steel Leg!" "–Mighty Steel Leg?" "Mighty Steel Leg!" "I'm the real Mighty Steel Leg!" "Iron Head!" "–Don't you speak Chinese?" "He's..." "–Iron Head." "–You're really stubborn." "–Iron..." "You want to fight back?" "Thank you so much!" "Happy hour is going quickly." "It's time for us to say goodbye now." "Let's listen to some music!" "Music!" "You crazy guys!" "He's still hanging on!" "Thank you!" "NO PEEING" "KUNG FU, SHAOLIN SCHOOL MIGHTY STEEL LEG" "Bugger off!" "Not had enough?" "Still want to fight?" "I promised my master I'd never fight." "He's really crazy, Boss." "But you have to apologise!" "Don't move!" "You told us you wouldn't use fight." "I'm not here to fight." "I'm here for football." "You bast..." "You don't need to be so over the top!" "What?" "Sorry!" "Do you have any change on you?" "Yes." "30 cents." "–Are you stealing my money?" "–Yes." "–Was that Tong Long Fist?" "–Yes." "You're giving Shaolin martial arts a bad name." "Can you lift your trousers up so I can take a look at your leg?" "I'm not in good mood." "Help yourself." "This is the real thing." "It's a lethal leg indeed." "It's Shaolin's Mighty Steel Leg." "Play football with kung fu... –Apply kung fu to football?" "–Why not?" "Of course!" "Kung fu is perfect for football." "Why didn't I think of that before?" "You're that cripple!" "Yes, I'm also Golden Leg, the famous football star." "–And now I'm a coach." "–Great!" "You can teach me to play." "–Hold on." "–You said it's a great idea." "–I'll think about it, alright?" "–There's no time." "It's sunset already!" "Let's do it!" "Time doesn't wait for anyone!" "We need to prepare." "I'm ready for it!" "What else do I need?" "You need a pair of trainers." "Do you have the money to get the shoes back?" "–No..." "You see, I..." "–I threw them away." "–You threw them away?" "–Yes." "The shoes were a mess." "They were all worn out." "–I know, but..." "–You better go." "If my boss sees you..." "she's going to make a big fuss again." "Hey!" "The worn shoes have gone, but do you want the mended ones?" "Brother, what's the matter?" "Are you OK?" "I'm fine." "What do you want?" "I've come up with an idea to carry Shaolin kung fu forward." "Football!" "Just give me a break." "You've already got me beaten up and fired." "Now I have to clean the toilet as compensation." "–That's why I'm here to save you." "–No!" "You've done enough." "Don't pressure me or my entire family will commit suicide in front of you!" "Suicide's not the answer." "You have to be brave." "What about your aspirations?" "So what if I have no aspirations!" "Don't ever come here again." "If you want to play football, ask the other brothers." "Please don't bother me!" "I beg you!" "Hey, Fourth Brother." "Morning, Sing." "So what have you got for me?" "Look, let me introduce..." "Hello!" "Nice to meet you!" "I'm Fung." "Fung is famous at the stock exchange." "He's got style." "–He's actually a football coach." "–Coach!" "He's world-famous." "We all used to watch him play." "Hey, you play with your legs, right?" "Do you have a job?" "–I want you to join our team." "–Play football?" "I haven't worked in six months." "If you can use your Empty Hand to be the goalkeeper..." "What Empty Hand?" "That was years ago." "I even forgot when our Master died." "We're signing up for the National Super Cup Tournament." "The winning team gets HK$1 million." "I always said you were the smartest." "You see!" "You're dressed up." "Our master taught us to carry Shaolin kung fu forward." "Now you want to use it for football!" "This is the group picture of our master and brothers." "I keep it under my pillow." "You know what I mean." "Let's sit down and talk!" "I'll call you if I have time." "Count me in." "I really can't talk right now, OK?" "I've got clients waiting." "This is a million-dollar deal." "I gave my driver the day off, OK?" "I lent my car to someone and I left my wallet in my office." "Sorry, I'm too busy to take you two out." "Beep, beep!" "Just go away!" "Come on, Third Brother." "You can use the Iron Shirt technique in defence..." "Don't talk about the Iron Shirt!" "Look!" "The sky is full of planes." "There are computers everywhere." "This is the real world!" "So it's a good idea to combine kung fu with football." "There's a big prize." "You think I'm..." "I'm talking about thousands." "And I have to play with you useless lot." "Sorry, I always speak frankly." "And play in a competition with this bloody cripple." "Forgive my frankness." "And to actually win the competition..." "Our chance of winning is less than zero!" "–Maybe you're wrong." "–You're wrong!" "It's called probability." "Watch this." "Here." "Now it should be heads or tails." "The probability that we'd win is the same as it landing on its edge." "–OK." "Let me see." "–Just go away!" "I have to meet a client for lunch!" "I'm busy!" "We'll treat you to some noodles." "I'm dealing with hundreds of thousands!" "I've got no time for you!" "He's my Sixth Small Brother, Light Weight." "This is the famous coach, Fung." "Fung, how are you?" "–What weight?" "–Shaolin Light Weight." "Hello, Mr Light." "Fifth Brother, you want to play football?" "Yes." "We could use your Light Weight technique." "Our attack will then be flawless." "–You're confident?" "–Yes." "OK." "Do you sell diet pills here?" "It's useless." "Since I've had the virus, I can't lose weight." "I've been like this ever since Master passed away." "I can't even walk fast, let alone practise kung fu." "You're a bit fat, but it's not a big problem." "Forget it." "That's how I used to look." "Since I became like this, I haven't been on a date." "You don't know what it's like." "I do." "I can't get a girl either!" "–The newspapers say otherwise." "–What newspapers?" "Sorry, I said the wrong thing again." "This disease blocks my self-control." "Just leave me alone." "Brother!" "Believe in yourself." "You can do it." "Everyone calls me Lazy Pig now." "You're the only one who calls me Brother." "–Thank you." "–Lazy Pig!" "Get me some red toilet paper." "Get the red one." "–Football?" "–Yes, Second Brother." "If you use the Hooking Leg technique in defence, it would be—" "–We'd be invincible." "–Exactly." "Do you think I can still use my Hooking Leg?" "You just need some practice." "If you believe in yourself, it'll come back." "Really?" "You used to clean toilets, why are you washing dishes now?" "Why?" "That's not for you to ask." "I should be the one asking why." "Why isn't my dad rich?" "Why is it that I'm handsome, but I'm going bald so quickly?" "You're both ugly but you're not going bald." "Why did other children go to school while I was forced to learn kung fu by my old man?" "And now I have to wash dishes and clean toilets!" "Second Brother, calm down." "Your future is in your own hands." "Calm down?" "If I wasn't calm, I'd chop you two up!" ""Calm down."" "Don't you have to work?" "That toilet stinks!" "Clean it before I return, or do it with your tongue!" "Hey!" "Your apartment is great!" "It's well furnished." "I can't believe you work as a cleaner but you live in the penthouse on the 59th floor." "You've got good taste!" "This kind of apartment is so popular." "I've looked so long for one." "The air conditioning is a bit noisy, but I don't mind." "Would you mind if I move here?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Forget it." "Your brothers are hopeless." "We'll get some other players." "It's my fault." "I couldn't persuade them." "Come on!" "You even believe in a cripple like me." "I'm really grateful." "I'll use the shortest period of time to train you to be professionals." "So you have to be serious and you need to work as a team." "We've got it!" "Let's get started!" "Listen to me!" "Put yourself into my shoes." "That's right!" "I have another call." "It's coming down!" "What took you so long?" "We've been waiting for an hour." "What are you doing?" "Playing football!" "The ball is over there!" "You!" "Come here!" "–Let me see you kick the ball." "–It's over there." "That's right!" "It's over there!" "So how can you kick it if you can't even get it?" "There are four basic skills— pass, stop, hold, shoot." "–I understand!" "–Don't move!" "Let's start with the basics." "Yours." "Now you." "Turn." "Turn!" "Turn here." "Concentrate." "You can do more dummy moves." "That's right." "That's the way." "More dummy moves." "More." "Coach!" "Why can't I practise with them?" "Your leg is strong, but you have no control." "You just kick it upwards." "What if you hit an plane?" "Can you pay for it?" "–No." "–There you go!" "Sixth Brother!" "I'm borrowing your eggs." "You can join us when you can control the egg without breaking it." "OK." "See?" "It's not so easy." "Forget it, Sixth Brother!" "My egg!" "My egg!" "I'll get you another one." "Give me my egg!" "Focus." "Continue." "My egg!" "Mark him!" "Don't let him kick the ball!" "Put more energy in!" "Even I could do it!" "He's great." "He can win all by himself." "Football is not a game for just one person." "The game is 30 minutes." "No breaks at half time." "International rules apply." "I'll be referee." "Any objections?" "Of course not." "We're honoured that Golden Leg has brought his team here." "We're honoured to have you as the referee too." "–This is Fung!" "–Fung." "He has had a little run-in with your gang." "We'd like to have a friendly game so we may learn from each other and we can forget about the past." "They're really sincere." "From their tidy uniform and friendly looks," "I can feel their sincerity and the spirit of sportsmanship." "Thank you!" "Don't worry." "I'm a car mechanic." "The spanner is my work tool." "Does that make sense?" "Yes." "As I've just said, I'm a car mechanic, so carrying a hammer is also logical." "I know all about your team's unusual reputation, so I understand." "It's not deserved." "It's all exaggerated." "Alright then." "Take care of yourselves." "Alright, shake hands." "Great!" "Help!" "Third Brother!" "Calling base!" "We're under heavy attack here." "Send for reinforcements!" "Send for reinforcements!" "Get up." "Get up!" "Get up!" "Get up now!" "What are you doing?" "–They're ruthless." "Blow the whistle!" "–I'm the referee." "I won't." "So what then?" "Do you want us to die?" "You!" "Out!" "You're crazy!" "This is a test!" "If you can't stand up to them, you don't deserve to play!" "We came here to play, not to fight a war." "A real game is like war." "I surrender!" "I surrender!" "I surrender!" "I surrender!" "I surrender!" "You're pulling out without even scoring." "You're making me angry." "I can't stand it any more." "My bone is almost broken." "Please have pity on me!" "Let me go to a doctor." "Put this on your head." "You look like a dog." "Have you no self-respect?" "I don't want to see your face." "Put it on." "Then see a doctor." "I'm a dog and I have no self-respect." "Give it to me." "First Brother is coming back." "What did you say?" "I can feel it." "They're all coming back." "–Any more tools?" "–No!" "Final attack!" "I missed!" "Help!" "Thank you for helping us get our kung fu back." "Welcome back, Brothers." "Thank you!" "Don't be like this." "I'm the one who needs to thank you." "I'm going to be rich!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "We lost." "Give us a chance and let us join you!" "Please!" "Please!" "Please!" "What a powerful explosion!" "Team Evil are bound to win the Super Cup." "Hello." "Who?" "The cripple?" "–What's the problem?" "–Sorry..." "When I was playing football, you weren't even born yet." "Golden Leg!" "What are you doing here?" "–He..." "–It's OK." "My team wants to enter the competition, Hung." "It's an open competition so..." "Not everyone can enter." "I'm the chairman so I decide if you can enter or not." "–Yes, of course." "–Who's your team?" "Here." "Here." "Come here." "This is Hung." "–Hung!" "–Hung!" "This is a supreme team!" "I want to see them play!" "–What do you call this team?" "–Shaolin Soccer..." "OK." "That's good." "That's good." "Sign up." "I want to watch them play." "I'll even pay your registration fee." "–Thank you." "–Hey, no problem." "We're like brothers, you damned cripple." "My shoes are dirty again." "–White shoes get dirty easily." "–What should you be doing?" "I'll clean them." "I'm good." "I'll do it." "Let me do the tough jobs." "–Let me do it!" "–Let me do it!" "Hi." "What do you want?" "Who are you?" "Where are you taking me?" "Why don't you speak?" "I'm not going." "–You're late." "–Sorry." "I'll be quick." "–Hey." "Try it on." "–Oh, no." "–I was just looking at the material." "–Touch it." "–I can't." "I'll get it dirty." "–No, you won't." "–It wouldn't be right." "–Come on." "Hey." "–What do you think?" "–So smooth." "I'll buy one for you." "No." "That's enough." "I'm playing a professional football game tomorrow." "Really?" "When I'm through, I'll be a famous player." "But if you hadn't helped me and mended my shoes," "I wouldn't be playing." "You're so important to me." "Tell me what you want." "I'll get you anything you want." "When you get rich, just get some nice trainers for me." "No problem!" "You should have lots of confidence." "Actually, you're beautiful and you're a kung fu master." "You're perfect." "You shouldn't let your hair cover your face like that." "Hey!" "Come on." "Here, look at me." "Look at me." "Look at me." "See?" "So beautiful!" "–Really?" "–Of course." "–Is that a fly?" "–Yes." "I missed it though." "–Got it this time?" "–Yes, I did." "–Sorry, I got your hand dirty." "–I'm OK." "You're the most beautiful girl." "–Do you know that?" "–I know." "I'm really grateful to you." "You know that?" "Hey!" "Where were you?" "I let you bring a girl here because you promised to help." "Hurry and finish up or I'll be in trouble!" "You'd better go now." "I'll call you later." "You have to believe in yourself." "You're the best!" "–I like your outfit." "–I like your socks." "–How about we swap?" "–Great!" "Don't be nervous." "Just act as normal." "There'll be many reporters and spectators." "Smile at the reporters and greet and thank the fans." "–Thank you!" "–Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you for all your support!" "Thank you!" "–They're just cleaners." "–They're spectators too!" "Thank you!" "Shut up!" "There's no one here." "You said..." "This is just the first round." "We have to work hard and get to the finals." "Yes!" "–To the finals!" "To the finals!" "–Shut up!" "To the finals!" "Shaolin Soccer Team!" "Look at him." "Look at that one!" "What is it?" "I can't smoke?" "What was that?" "That was weird." "It must be an illusion." "What were you doing?" "Don't worry." "It was an illusion." "Let's show them what we're made of." "What now?" "Don't play like this!" "I just want to play!" "Hung, it's for you." "Hello." "It's just an illusion!" "You don't scare me!" "What?" "40-0?" "Goal!" "I scored!" "We use Shaolin martial arts." "It's new and it's great!" "I want to thank my parents and my master even though they've passed away." "I want to thank my friend, Mui." "Hi, Mui." "It's me." "How are you?" "Have you had dinner yet?" "Hello." "Can I help you?" "–I want..." "–Don't worry." "Leave it to me." "BEAUTY SALON" "Can you show us some moves?" "–Can you show us another one?" "–Of course." "Take it easy." "Brothers, today we say farewell to our old shoes!" "–Hey!" "You're breaking the table." "–Sorry." "Sorry." "Tidy up." "–Hi." "–Mui?" "What?" "You seem different tonight." "–A little." "–Not a little, a lot." "–Do you like it?" "–I've got good news..." "We've won all the matches." "Yes, I saw you on TV." "Congratulations!" "This is for you." "Thank you." "Let me introduce my friends." "Incredible!" "–Let me introduce my friend." "–Wow!" "–Is she human or is she a ghost?" "–She's one of us." "–Sister-in-law?" "–No..." "She's the one I told you about who makes the steamed buns." "She's unique!" "–Yes, she's unique!" "–Oh, yeah!" "I've never seen anyone carry a plank on their shoulders." "Not really." "I only have two pieces." "Two pieces!" "You shouldn't bring her out at night." "She'll scare everyone!" "Don't worry." "I don't think there'll be a problem." "Let's be safe." "Tie her up and throw her into the sea." "You don't want to eat fish any more?" "Hey, don't make fun of her." "She's a girl." "Never mind." "It doesn't matter." "You hear that?" "Although she's a girl, she's a lot of fun." "What shall we play?" "Mui, give us a sexy pose." "Any more?" "Get off!" "Are you angry?" "No." "Sorry." "–We were just joking." "–I know you were but..." "Sorry." "I didn't mean to..." "Don't be like that." "So why did you do this?" "Leave me alone!" "Oh, boss." "What are you doing?" "I just went out to play mah jong and look at you!" "You look neither human nor ghost!" "Do you have no shame?" "Hey, stop it!" "Mui has got every right to dress how she likes." "Can't you respect other people more?" "I think she looks beautiful." "–Yeah!" "–Who says she's not?" "How dare you!" "It's none of your business if I shout at her!" "Bastards!" "They're my friends." "They've said what I want to say." "I think I'm beautiful like this." "And I like my look now." "If you don't like what you see, you can go away." "Hey!" "Do you know who you are talking to?" "I'm talking to you." "You're a heartless boss." "Go to hell!" "You!" "You hit me!" "You're disobedient!" "Who do you think you are?" "I am me." "I am Mui." "I'll tell your mum!" "Well done, Mui!" "Mui, we were just joking." "Please don't be angry." "You looked beautiful just now." "Oh, yeah." "Really?" "I feel that I'm different from the Mui of the past." "Yes." "Today's Mui is a very confident girl." "–I'll tell you one thing." "–What?" "–I like you." "–I like you too." "Does that mean this is love?" "You..." "You're joking, right?" "No." "I'm serious." "Aren't you?" "No, this is not love." "We are friends forever." "Isn't that even better?" "It's OK." "So... will you..." "come to see me often?" "Your shoes, I mean." "I can mend them." "There's no need." "I can buy myself new shoes now." "We have to look to the future." "I never want to wear torn shoes again." "Don't be like this." "Why are you crying?" "Don't be like that." "I understand." "Thank you." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Come on." "Let's have a drink." "–There's a seat right here." "–Here." "Cheers!" "–If we win, we go to the finals!" "–To the finals!" "Don't underestimate the opposition!" "The Double Handsome Dragons will live up to their reputation." "You can't get to the final without getting past us." "–How can they fly so quickly?" "–They must be on wires." "–Hung, good morning." "–Hey." "Good morning." "Come and have a seat." "You lucky devil." "You have a good team." "Your Iron Head and Iron Shirt things are just for street performances." "I didn't expect them on the football field." "So let's get down to business." "Don't play the finals and join my team." "This is not an empty promise." "You can cash the cheque before you sign it." "That's a big sum." "Even a cripple can't spend it all." "Of course." "We're like brothers." "Thank you very much, Hung, but I can't accept it." "What do you mean?" "Do you think I'm afraid of you?" "I think your team has great potential, so I want to join forces." "You have to be open-minded and look to the future." "Try to forget the past." "OK?" "Hung, I've forgotten what happened in the past." "I was foolish when I was young." "It was my own fault." "Are you pretending?" "I know you very well." "How can you not be greedy?" "You really know me well." "It's not just me, our whole team is greedy, but not for your cheque, for The National Championships." "See you there." "CHINA SUPER CUP" "VICTORY AT THE FINALS" "SWEETIE'S STEAMED BUNS" "Thank you!" "–Hey, Mui!" "–She's dead!" "How did she die?" "I killed her!" "Impossible!" "She's a kung fu master." "You must have tricked her." "What do you want?" "I want revenge!" "I was just joking." "She's alive, but she doesn't work here." "Why?" "We're famous for our sweet steamed buns." "But Mui started making salty and bitter ones and ruined my business." "I had no choice but to fire her." "–Salty and bitter?" "–Yes." "Why are you looking for her?" "No reason." "Hey!" "It's time for the match!" "Boss, how many goals do you expect today?" "Scoring isn't the only way to win." "I have more drastic ways to win." "No way!" "The American drugs are living up to their promise." "Also, the referees and the officials of the Football Association... are all my people." "How can you compete with me?" "No problem!" "–Yeah!" "–Great!" "Good job!" "Deliberate grievous bodily harm!" "That call was out of line!" "Call yourself a referee?" "Are you playing football or what?" "I prefer to kick people." "So what?" "I'll beat your team so they'll be cripples like you!" "Cripple!" "Cripple!" "How dare you compete with me!" "Sorry, everybody." "I need to rest." "Your body's not here, but your spirit will always be here." "Stay back!" "I'll get it!" "Brother!" "What?" "Why didn't you blow the whistle?" "They're half dead already!" "How are you going to carry on in the second half?" "Go home!" "There'll be nothing else to see." "Shall I put on a dance?" "I should be the one who gets to dance." "You bastards." "Do you want to be sent off?" "Who was it?" "Did anyone see it?" "Let's see you do that to my face!" "Go easy!" "I play dirty, but they're even worse." "I, Iron Head, has never been beaten like this!" "I knew Hung would cheat." "I didn't think he'd go this far." "The Evil Team are not that good." "They must have taken drugs." "I think we should call the police." "I don't care, we must carry on." "We can still win this!" "–My house is on fire!" "–My mum is giving birth." "Can't she wait until the game's over?" "We're in the middle of a game." "–They're killing us!" "–Wait!" "I'm begging you!" "I'm begging you!" "Let me out of this!" "Hey!" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "That's right!" "He's right." "No matter what the situation is..." "We have to finish this game!" "We only have eight players left." "If anyone else gets injured, we'll lose." "We must hold on!" "How?" "It's impossible!" "What are you afraid of?" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "SHAOLIN" "I don't know if we can cope." "Shaolin Barricade Shield!" "What? "Barricade Shield"?" "Hey!" "That's some barricade!" "–Are you OK?" "–Yeah." "–Hello?" "Is that Tsang?" "–Tin Gai?" "Yes." "I've been wanting to tell you something for 20 years." "In fact..." "I love you." "–Are we too brutal?" "–No." "–No?" "–No." "We need to be more brutal!" "Let's go, Brother!" "What?" "Look out!" "Two of you go!" "Watch out!" "I don't believe it!" "Are you dying?" "Stop pretending!" "You're right." "I'm fine." "There's no time!" "Use the special attack!" "Special attack?" "We've done it!" "You should have gone home long ago." "We've won!" "Shaolin team." "You only have seven men left." "Unless you have a sub, you'll have to forfeit the game." "Do you have anyone else?" "–Thank you." "–Congratulations." "I'll do it." "I'm coming in as the replacement goalkeeper." "Why did you make yourself look like an alien?" "I don't know how to cut my hair so I shaved it off." "–Do you know what you are doing?" "–I want to help you." "You don't play football." "Go back to Mars, the Earth is dangerous." "–Give me a chance." "I can do it." "–Forget it!" "I can." "Look." "Your shoes are torn." "These are better." "Over there." "Go!" "Be careful!" "I don't believe it." "How did this happen?" "How did this happen?" "–Boss, be careful!" "–Get off me!" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Boss!" "SHAOLIN TEAM BRAVELY WIN THE TITLE FROM TEAM EVIL" "TEAM EVIL FACE BAN FOR ILLEGAL DRUG TAKING" "⬄25⬄"