"Well, that thing's clearly in the way." "All right." "Damn fridge!" "Hi, Joey." "How ya doin'?" "Great roomie." "Yeah, I guess we are roommates now." "I know." "Now that you bring it up, our fridge is broken." "We have to get a new one." "I checked around and your half is $400." "Thanks a lot." "I'm not paying for half of that." "I'm only staying here until my apartment gets fixed." "Look, Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born." "Okay?" "Now, I have never had a problem with it." "Then you show up and it breaks!" "What does that tell ya?" "That refrigerators don't live as long as people?" "All right, you know that the ATM only lets you take out $300 at a time, so I'll take a check for the other $100." "You're jokin', right?" "Of course I'm joking." "I don't take checks." "Thank God, you're pretty." "The One with Joey's Fridge" "English subtitles by Softitler" "Hi!" "Do you guys know any cute guys?" "Well, of course, I do." "My good friend, Joey, over here." "I'm sorry." "Thank you, Chandler." "There's a big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table so I kind of have to go." "What's the charity?" "I don't know." "Something, either trees or disease...." "Ralph mumbles a lot." "He mumbles when you're not attentive?" "Yeah." "It's weird." "But the thing is, I need to find a date." "What type are you looking for?" "Someone that has his own tux or the ability to rent a tux." "So he has to be a male who has at least $50." "So close." "Hi, everybody!" "Hi, there." "This is Elizabeth." "Hi, Elizabeth." "I'm a student." "Isn't she cute?" "Nope." "This is none of my business, but weren't you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?" "We're not together." "No." "We're just two people who happen to have run into each other here." "This is...." "Oh, sly!" "I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run." "I'll see ya later?" "Okay." "Bye, Ross." "Bye." "See you." "Didn't mean to run into you like that, sir." "That is quite all right, ma'am." "Bye." "So, why's she leaving?" "ls it a school night and she has a lot of homework?" "Yes." "Her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow." "Well, tell her "good luck" with that." "Anyone else?" "Bring 'em on." "When's her birthday?" "I don't know, Rachel." "Why?" "Well, you know it's just been so long since I've been to Chuck E. Cheese." "I like Elizabeth." "Well, thanks." "In fact, I like her so much that you tell her I want my cookies early this year." "A box of Thin Mints and some Tagalongs." "Guys, give him a break." "Ross, seriously, how's it going with her?" "Well, it's actually been great." "She's 20, so she's not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me now." "Well, that is great." "And seriously, she seems very nice." "I know you guys like giving me a hard time but it means a lot to me that you like her." "Just knowing you guys are, like" "Okay, I got a good one." "What is she, like 12?" "Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?" "Yeah." "Do we have any Fruit Roll Ups?" "Okay." "I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take." "That's so funny 'cause we found someone, too." "That's good." "I guess she'll have a choice between my guy and your weirdo." "Why would our guy be a weirdo?" "'Cause that's just your taste." "See, Rachel's not gonna pick your stupid guy." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "My guy is a lawyer who does volunteer work." "And, he has one of these." "A face ass?" "A chin dimple." "Well, our guy works with Chandler." "And he's really nice and smart and he's a great dresser." "Have you seen your guy's body?" "No." "Our guy's just a floating head." "Well, my guy is spectacular, okay?" "He's a massage client." "And one time, when he was on the table, I looked at it." "And I mean, all of it." "You're not supposed to look." "Yeah, like there are police for that." "What, you look?" "You massaged me." "I know." "All right, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny." "Chandler funny?" "Our guy's a great dancer." "My guy's well-read." "Our guy has great hair." "My guy has great teeth." "Our guys smells incredible." "Do you want our guy to be your guy?" "Well, you don't look good, Joe." "Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything." "Cold cuts, ice cream, limes." "What was in that brown jar?" "That's still in there?" "Not anymore." "So, anyway, how do you want to pay me?" "Is this a service you're providing me?" "No, for my new fridge." "For our new fridge." ""Our" new fridge?" "I don't live here anymore." "So what?" "Look, okay, suppose we were a divorced couple." "And I got custody of the kid." "Right?" "Now suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid." "Okay." "Gimme $400!" "Professor Geller?" "Oh, a student I don't know." "I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?" "Yes, of course." "What would this be regarding?" "Making out in your office." "Of course." "Why don't we go inside." "What?" "Doorknob." "Sorry." "I actually do need to talk to you." "Okay, what about?" "Spring vacation?" "Spring vacation?" "Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips" "Professor Geller." "Yes, Professor Fiesenstinlender?" "I'll be with you in one moment." "So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints." "You don't understand." "Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her." "Is that taking it slow?" "I'm not ready for this, okay?" "What do I tell her?" "Tell her the truth." "You're not ready." "I could do that." "Well, what if she gets upset?" "Then you distract her with a Barbie doll." "Or, you could just, you know, you...." "What the hell are you doing?" "What the hell am I doin'?" "You just broke my fridge!" "What?" "How do you know it...." "How do you know it's even broken?" "You think I don't know what breaks my fridge?" "Excuse me!" "Well, what do you know?" "Broken!" "That'll be $400." "Joey, I saw you push him." "You pushed him?" "Joey, I did not break this." "Okay?" "That has been broken for a while." "Chandler, remember I told you about our fridge?" "I still haven't gotten the check for your half yet." "Do not give him any money!" "I'm not talkin' to you!" "You broke my fridge!" "You wanted to see me, Professor Geller?" "Yes." "Please come in." "Doorknob?" "Yeah." "It kind of grows on you." "Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about spring vacation." "Good." "Look, I...." "I've been having a great time with you." "And I just don't want us to move too fast or put too much pressure on us." "So, I'm sorry, I just don't think we should go away together yet." "It's too soon." "Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying." "I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks." "No." "I think you misunderstood what I was saying." "What I meant was" "You are so adorable." "That." "Let's talk about that." "Hi." "Hi." "How did it go with Elizabeth?" "Fine." "It was just a misunderstanding." "She didn't want me to go with her." "She just wanted to tell me that she's going to Florida for spring vacation." "Wait, is she going for spring vacation or spring break, wahoo?" "What's the difference?" "A spring vacation, you're doing nice things with your grandparents." "Spring break, you're doing frat guys." "You know what?" "Not all spring breaks are like that." "What did you do on yours?" "I went to Egypt with my dad." "I can see it now." ""Look, Dad, it's the Sphinx, wahoo! "" "I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than: "Spring break, wahoo! "" "All right?" "Come on, she's taking my class." "And slept with the professor." "I'm gonna call her." "You guys, I want you to meet Sebastian." "We just met at the newsstand." "We both grabbed for the last Field and Stream." "What?" "I read that." "Can I get you a cup of coffee?" "Yes." "Thank you." "Rachel, what the hell is this?" "What?" "You ask us to find you a guy and then you come in here with a guy of your own." "You found me a guy?" "Yes, we found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandler's work." "Yeah, and I found you one, too, who is not a weirdo." "You know what though, guys, I really appreciate that but I'm just gonna take Sebastian to the charity." "Are you sure?" "Because our guy smells incredible." "Would you stop it with that already?" "Here you go." "Thank you." "So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?" "No, not really." "Why?" "No reason." "It's just I know a single guy who does care about other people." "Are you funny?" "Excuse me?" "What are you guys doing?" "Are you funny?" "Tell us a joke!" "Look, I just wanted to have coffee with Rachel." "Well, so do a lot of people." "Actually, I gotta get going." "But you" "Give me a call sometime." "But you didn't give me your number." "Okay, see you later." "Turns out he is kinda funny." "I cannot believe you guys!" "He was really nice and he just left because of you!" "Yeah, but, "Sebastian"?" "What is that, a cat's name?" "You know what I noticed, Rachel, he scares easy." "Now, is that the kind of guy you want to take to a ball?" ""Sebastian, would you like to dance?"" ""Okay." "I gotta go."" "All right, guys stop it." "Rachel, we're very sorry." "That is a very insensitive thing for us to do." "You know what?" "Let's make it up to you." "We've two great guys for you." "Yeah, what have you got to lose?" "You might even end up with someone really special." "If you pick my guy." "All right." "Okay." "So, you will meet our guys?" "Yes, I'll meet 'em." "It doesn't matter which one you choose." "It's up to you." "Our guy is perfect." "Or you could go out with the guy Phoebe deemed was unsuitable for herself." "Phoebe, there you are!" "Okay, you broke my fridge." "You owe me $400." "Okay, sure." "Really?" "Technically, you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last 10 auditions." "Call it even?" "Okay." "There you are." "So, what did Elizabeth say?" "Turns out she is going to Daytona for "spring break, wahoo! "" "That means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls' bodies waking up next to people you don't even know." "She is gonna have a great time!" "Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?" "You know the hotels?" "I was there!" "Spring Break '81, wahoo!" "In 1981, you were 13." "So what?" "I drove down, sold T-shirts." "I had a blast." "You know who knows how to party?" "Drunk college chicks." "Okay, she can't go." "You can't tell her not to go." "You just started dating." "Then what am I supposed to do?" "Nothing." "Just be cool with it." "What if she goes down there and then sleeps with a bunch of guys?" "Well, maybe you don't marry this one." "I'm so glad you're going on this trip." "Yeah, I've been working so hard this semester." "I really need to go crazy, blow off some steam." "Sure." "Look, I don't know if your plans are finalized yet, but I know another great way to blow off steam." "What?" "Are you into crafts at all?" "Ross, are you okay?" "Yeah." "Of course I'm okay." "I'm just being supportive." "Supportive of you and this whole trip and what's this?" "It's a bathing suit?" "To wear in front of people?" "Is that supportive?" "Is this?" "Okay, good." "Hi." "Hi." "We're so glad you decided to meet our guy." "You're gonna like him so much." "When do you want to meet him?" "I don't know." "I don't work late tomorrow night." "Tomorrow night is good." "But why put off something 'til tomorrow when you can do it right now." "Eldad, come here!" "What?" "Eldad, this is Rachel." "How are you?" "A little blind-sided, but, you know, good." "Eldad, sit down." "Move over now." "There you go." "There you are." "Okay, we can take a hint!" "What?" "What are you doing here?" "This is Patrick." "Hi." "Hi." "You're too late, because she's already with our guy." "Oh, my God, you're right, I am too late." "They're sitting on the couch and talking." "Come on." "Rachel?" "This is Patrick." "Hi." "Hi." "This is the guy I was telling you about." "Believe me, this suit does not do justice to what's underneath it." "Okay." "But Pheebs, I'm just sort of in the middle of something." "Okay." "Have a seat." "You can't do that!" "Maybe I should go." "Just sit down, we're winning." "Okay, you know what?" "Maybe I should go." "No." "Have a seat!" "Rachel, you haven't touched Eldad's hair." "It is the softest hair." "Touch it." "I'm good." "Rachel, Patrick is really rich." "Give her some money." "Phoebe, this isn't really worth the free massage." "That's right, Patrick." "Bye-bye." "No." "Eldad is much more cooperative and he can dance." "You dance for Rachel." "No, don't dance for me, please!" "What is the matter with you guys?" "Yeah, okay, let's talk it out." "Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?" "I'm a little embarrassed." "I'll tell you who should be embarrassed." "It's you guys." "This is ridiculous!" "Thank you, but I do not need you to get me a date." "Then why did she ask us to help her" "I am still talking!" "Then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked." "No offense to you guys." "Really, congratulations on all the cash." "And you really do have very soft hair." "But I'd much rather go to the ball by myself than go through more of this." "Goodbye." "Now, do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?" "Yes, papaya extract." "Thank you." "So, have a great time down there." "I will." "Yeah." "Did you pack that bathing suit?" "Yeah." "It was pretty funny when I hid it for a while." "Anyway." "I am worried about that bathing suit." "Not because it's revealing, which I'm fine with." "No, I'm concerned about your health." "Sun exposure." "Don't worry, I have plenty of sun block." "It's SPF 30." "All right." "Well, if what's in the bottle is actually 30." "I mean, sometimes you get 30, sometimes it's 4 and I swear more often than not, it's just milk." "Ross, it's gonna be okay." "I'm not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys." "I really like you." "I like how things are going between us." "Really?" "Yeah." "I'm just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends." "Okay." "Cool." "Here they are!" "Call me!" "Rachel, we're sorry for pushing those guys on you." "That's all right." "I ended up having a really good time." "The charity was a big success, they raised a lot of money and awareness." "So, what was it for, anyway?" "I wanna say a disease." "I just got this weird message from Ross." "He said to turn on MTV." "I don't know." "Oh, my God, look!" "That's Elizabeth!" "Professor Geller." "To be 13 again...."