"Previously:" "They wanna know how I didn't know about the memo." "Amateur mistakes make me crazy." "I just got called amateur twice." "The chief of staff can do it, you can't." "Get Leo candidates who back campaign finance reform." "The fight to restore American democracy begins here in this room!" "Don't keep things from me." "l'm friendly with a woman." "You can't spend time with a call girl, Sam." "It's 7:05." "lt's 1 0 to 7." "No, it's not." "lt's 7:05?" "l'm not making it up." "My watch says 1 0 to 7." "lt sucks." "My watch is fine." "How do we know it's not 1 0 to 7?" "Those clocks run by the Navy say your watch sucks in four time zones." "Six is asymmetrical." "lt's fine." ""Are things going in the right direction or on the wrong track?"" "Good point." "Guys, it's 7:05." ""Direction" and "track" are different words." "Thank you, Funk  Wagnalls." "What?" "They make the dictionary." "l know." "Why'd you ask?" "lt's 7:05." "The question is asymmetrical." "lt originated decades ago..." "... andhasbeenapredictor of voters' behavior." "I have a problem with 1 4." ""Do you think the president puts the needs of average people first?"" ""Average" is pejorative." "80% of people in this country would use "average" to describe themselves." "Being considered an average American is positive and comforting." "C.J.?" "Yes?" ""He cares about people like me--"" "We went over this." "We need to talk about six." "We don't." "Since when are you an expert?" "Since 1 993." "Since when are you a pain?" "Before that." ""Bartlet cares about people like me. " Agree?" "Can't "people like me" be taken to mean the interviewer?" "Usually it's, "people like yourself. "" "Or "people like you. "" ""Yourself" is softer." "Softer is bad?" "Softer is better." "Separating the respondent with "people like yourself" is pejorative." "Take this up with Josh." "Eastern Standard Time is at dinner." "The poll is fine." "It's important." "If we don't start the phone banks now..." "... Iwon'thavetimetoleak the internals to media outlets." "We've climbed out of the hole, only we can't tell anybody..." "... becausewestoodhere arguing about asymmetry." "It's time." "Wanna make a prediction?" "Hold at 42% job approval." "We'll hold steady." "l'll be happy if we do." "It'll be inside the plus or minus." "C.J.?" "We're gonna go up five points." "President thinks we'll hold." "He's wrong." "You think?" "Yes." "Let's find out." "Toby, tell Sam to start the banks." "Sam Seaborn." "Okay." "Let's get our report card." "Okay, here we go!" "Hey, Sam." "How's it going in there?" "I popped Mandy with my tranquilizer gun." "Why does it take 48 hours?" "We need 1 500 responses." "It takes 30 people 48 hours?" "It takes 1 2 hours to make 1 500 calls." "We need 1 500 responses, 6000 calls." "Only one in four don't hang up?" "lf you're lucky." "The law school graduation is tomorrow." "Were you gonna go see your friend?" "Laurie?" "Yeah." "Call her Laurie." "You gonna see her graduate?" "Yeah." "You can't." "Okay." "I believe Steve Onorato knows." "He'll use it to embarrass us." "Okay." "They know who this girl is, they know she's graduating." "They know it's a place you'll be" "Laurie." "What?" "You called her "this girl. "" "Sam, you can't." "Okay, do you see me arguing with you?" "No." "Anything else?" "Nope." "Biggest day of her life." "Huge day." "She put herself through school." "People in South Carolina" "Not just South Carolina." "l don't understand what business" "You can't go, Sam." "l'm not going." "Thank you." "Leo." "ls he here?" "Yeah." "Wait for a minute, then send him in." "Okay." "Why do you want me to wait here?" "Because I do." "Okay." "Feels weird not doing anything." "Yeah." "lt feels weird because" "Okay, send him in." "Okay." "Barry." "Yes." "Leo McGarry." "Barry Haskel." "is this your first time in the White House?" "In the west wing." "No one's ever invited you to the White House?" "Not to the west wing. I go to the Christmas party at OEOB." "Last Christmas the vice president stopped in for a moment." "I wanted to talk to you about soft-money contributions." "Right, I had a hunch." "Could I have some juice?" "Thirsty?" "This is the first time I've been called to the chief of staff" "Little nervous?" "You walk past a Marine coming in" "Rodney." "l didn't catch his name." "Rodney's great." "Rodney!" "Yes, Mr. McGarry?" "Could you do that thing you were doing before?" "Thanks, Rodney." "Anytime, sir." "And that rifle's really loaded." "Mr." "McGarry" "Leo." "There's no need to be nervous." "You're one of us." "I'm sorry?" "I say, we know you're one of us." "Six commissioners on the FEC." "Two resigned, leaving four, including you." "The belief is that none of you..." "... favora banon soft-money contributions." "But the truth is you do." "That's not true." "l know it is because you said so." "You said so to the Newark Star-Ledger in March 1 995. "Money isn't speech. "" "And you said so two years before that to the Detroit Free Press." ""We must reverse the 1 978 regulatory decision allowing soft money. "" "I gave those quotes on the condition of anonymity." "I went to drug rehab on the condition of anonymity." "Maybe you read about it." "Barry, you wanna ban soft money." "You're one of us." "You've been outed." "Being outnumbered five to one on the FEC..." "... itnevermadesensetome  to swim against the grain." "I would've been irrelevant" "You'd have had a hard time getting re-upped." "But if we hadn't gone and found you..." "... you'dneverhavebeen invited to the White House." "When I got the call from your office..." "... mywifeandher friendssaid  this is what would happen." "What's that?" "That you'd use the trappings of the White House." "That there would be a sort of intimidation" "No one's intimidating you, Barry, you're with us." "You were wandering in the darkness, but we came and found you." "And welcome back to the pack." "Coercion, then?" "And I notice that I'm sitting here in the chief of staff's office..." "... andmywifesays it's not uncommon for people..." "... togetlightheadedand starstruck." "I've heard the same thing from others too." "Nonsense." "Let me show you around the place." "lf l could just get some water." "No problem." "We keep it in here." "Sorry to interrupt." "We're just having a nightcap." "I'd like you to meet Barry Haskel from the FEC." "May I present Kenneth Kato." "Mr." "Attorney General." "Dan Larsen." "Rob Konrad." "lt's good to see you." "Jed Bartlet." "You're thinking about helping us out?" "That makes me so happy." "lt's an honor to meet you, sir." "Barry's thirsty." "Get him a drink." "They'll take good care of you." "Have a drink." "Leo." "Put him in the boat" "This could be for nothing." "If the numbers... ." "Did we start?" "We put the poll in the field three hours ago." "All right." "Did the guys make any predictions?" "l didn't ask." "Yes, you did." "They think we'll hold at 42." "Toby thinks we dropped a few points." "It could be worse than holding at 42." "If the numbers go down..." "... I'mjustaguy withBarryHaskel in his office." "I'll stop back." "A Marine guarding your door?" "Too showy?" "What's he supposed to be guarding?" "l'll be right in here." "Thanks." "Thank you, Mr. President." "You are graduating tomorrow, and" "And yet you're in a library, studying." "lt's called the bar exam." "Are you taking it tonight?" "No." "Well, then, let's go out." "Give me 1 0 more minutes." "Oh, God, is that me?" "That's me." "The advantages of being a waitress." "No bar exam?" "You won't be a waitress forever." "Answer your phone." "Hello?" "You're in the library?" "lt's you." "On the night before?" "Three years of law school, I don 't understand real estate." "Nobody does." "Listen" "You can't come?" "No." "I understand." "There's reason to believe a staffer knows that I know you." "He's been waiting for the moment it would cause the most trouble." "And that moment's now?" "Yeah." "lt's okay." "No, it's not okay, but" "Don't kill yourself." "I know you'll be thinking about me." "I will." "Go knock 'em dead tomorrow." "Okay." "Okay." "He can't make it." "Yeah, I kind of guessed." "Don't worry about it." "That's right." "This is your week." "You know what's fun?" "Jogging around the Potomac." "Were you jogging?" "No, I was sitting on a bench, but jogging looked good to me." "Bonnie, arrange a meeting with Ross Kassenbach, as soon as possible." "l need two minutes with the president." "Found one?" "What?" "Ambassador to Micronesia." "is that a real country?" "Sounds like a place the Marx brothers" "The president's got two minutes in two minutes." "Come with me for this." "Based on what is he making that claim?" "We've been out there for weeks!" "Morning." "We've been out there." "Crossfire, Meet the Press, The Today Show." "Good Morning Scottsdale, Time, Newsweek, Popular Mechanics." "We're talking about treatment, not legalization." "The same memo has been generated by every administration." "How do you wanna handle it?" "By saying that it's the same memo." "It sounds like we're soft." "Onorato says I wanna legalize drugs." "It's been the exact same memo for 30 years." "That's exactly what you should say." "Thanks." "Leo said you guys predicted we'd hold steady at 42." "Do you really think we held our ground?" "l said we might drop a couple." "l think we held our ground." "I didn't say we'd hold steady, sir." "I said we'd gain five points." "Yeah?" "Yes, sir." "Well, okay." "Anybody wanna offer C.J. the odds?" "Talk to the press." "Yes." "Tell them every administration for 30 years has generated that memo." "That's it." "Thank you." "What do you got?" "Micronesia." "Toby says it's a country." "lt is." "You know where?" "ln the South Pacific." "It's actually 607 small islands in the South Pacific." "While its total landmass is only 270 square miles..." "... itoccupiesamillionsquaremiles  of the Pacific Ocean." "The U.S. Embassy is located in the state of Pohnpei..." "... notontheislandofYap." "Why would a person know that?" "Parties." "Sir?" "l looked at Micronesia." "l can't fire our ambassador." "Why not?" "I won't have an answer for why I fired him." "Sam's got you covered." "How?" "You're gonna promote the ambassador." "To what?" "Ambassador to Paraguay." "And what happens to him?" "Ambassador to Bulgaria." "If everybody keeps moving up one, I get to go home." "The ambassador is having an affair with the prime minister's daughter." "That ambassador is Ken Cochran?" "Yes." "The daughter of the Bulgarian prime minister?" "Who is said to be upset." "l can imagine." "Do you know him, sir?" "The prime minister?" "Cochran." "l know his wife." "Ouch." "l gotta fire Ken Cochran?" "Yes, sir." "Not because of the girl." "Why not?" "l know his wife." "We can create legitimate grounds for incompetence." "Looks to me like there are legitimate grounds." "But come up with different ones." "Yes, sir." "All right, let's do it." "Thank you." "Charlie!" "Yes, sir?" "l need to meet Ambassador Cochran." "He can be found at the U.S. Embassy in Bulgaria." "Have the State Department fly his ass here tomorrow." "Yes, sir." "Thank you." "ls that Ken Cochran?" "Yeah." "Okay." "What?" "I'm sorry, sir?" "lt looked like you knew who he was." "No, sir." "Okay." "Thank you, Mr. President." "They might put it on the table." "They won't" "They might." "lf they do put it on the table" "They won't." "is there any possibility you'll let me finish a sentence?" "You don't have to raise your voice." "How the hell do you know if I am?" "l guessed." "Give me an argument on English as the official language." "Don't speculate if the Republicans put the issue on the table." "Okay." "Good." "What'd she say?" "They won't." "Okay, look" "Josh, C.J. started talking about the drug memo." "The briefing's not till 1 1 ." "Guess what?" "My watch sucks?" "indeed." "When I get back..." "... we'llargueabout what I wanna argue about." "Do your best not to annoy me." "It's hard to believe you're not married." "Many have tried." "Did Toby find a country?" "Micronesia." "is that a real country?" "It's southwest of Hawaii, where you've never taken me." "When was I supposed to take you?" "Anytime. lt's something bosses do." "Micronesia?" "They have the best scuba diving." "The mantas on Yap" "Stop talking now." "mandatory minimum sentencing guidelines applied to crack cocaine are racist." "A guy takes his assistant to Maui, it's not unheard of." "C.J." "Hang on." "Mandatory minimums require sentencing..." "... anyonewithfive grams of crack to five years." "It takes 1 00 times as much powder cocaine to get that sentence." "70% of drug users are white." "80% of crack users are black." "Mandatory minimums for crack are a war on the black community." "Are you defending the rights of drug users?" "Oh, please." "Katie?" "Hang on, C.J., I asked" "We are committed to reversing the effects of drug abuse." "The best way is to treat addiction as a medical problem." "We do not believe in a phony war on drugs or killing black drug users." "C.J., are you aware--?" "Onorato says we support legalization?" "Steve Onorato has a memo written by the assistant surgeon general." "I'd be happy to produce similar memos written for every president..." "... inthelast30years,including four Republicans." "That's all." "There was no reason to snap at me." "lt was a ridiculous question." "We aren't crusading for drug users' rights!" "I know, but don't count on everybody understanding you when I can't." "You can't stay pissed at me." "Mandy's thing went away." "is there really a need to continue punishing me--?" "Hang on." "They talk about it here, Danny." "And they blame you?" "They don't say it." "But they blame you?" "Yes." "And you think you've let them down?" "C.J., you're late for the G-7 briefing." "l have to go back to work." "Okay." "C.J.?" "Check in with the poll." "l checked in a half-hour ago." "Check again." "Leo." "Yeah?" "C.J.'s here." "Okay." "Wanna hear a joke?" "Okay." "Why do they only eat one egg for breakfast in France?" "Because in France, one egg is un oeuf." "Okay, C.J.'s here." "Okay." "Hi." "Hey." "The lid is on." "You told me." "You called me and told me it was a full lid." "Yeah. I'm gonna go to the phone banks, check in with the poll." "Okay." "Leo, this is a small thing." "The president mentioned that you told him..." "... thateveryonesaid we'd hold steady at 42." "But I said we'd go up five points." "I meant on average." "Like lopping off the score from the East German judge." "I think it's strange my take wasn't-- l'm saying, don't read too much into it." "All right?" "Okay." "Anything else?" "No. I'm gonna go check the phone banks." "Roosevelt said" "Josh" "The Republicans will bring it up." "No, they won't." "He said, "We have room for but one language:" "English." "We intend to see our people turn out as Americans..." "... notasdwellers in a polyglot boarding house. "" "What kind?" "Polyglot, it means having knowledge- l know what it means." "Why did you ask?" "He asked you!" "Would the two of you shut up?" "Or the three of you." "Could half of you stop?" "Mandy's wound a bit tight during polling." "What are you doing here?" "Another laid-back team member." "Mandy's supposed to be here." "What are you doing here?" "I'm morale." "The calls are going great." "I've got a deadline." "You can't stand here distracting the female callers." "Have I been distracting the female callers?" "Even a little?" "That's it." "The window's fine, they're making their quotas." "Did he mention he's here for morale?" "And as such, I'm getting coffee." "A hundred volts of caffeine is what the doctor ordered." "You should've been more impressed that I was able to quote Roosevelt." "I was impressed you knew what polyglot meant." "7 60 SAT word, baby." "You are both drunk and disorderly." "Oh, my God." "Happy graduation." "How did you--?" "Surprise!" "We worked in cahoots." "You planned this?" "This is why you dragged me back here." "Are you glad?" "Well, then, be quiet." "And I'll be upstairs." "Good night, Janeane." "Good night, Janeane." "What'd you get me?" "Graduation gift." "is it a briefcase?" "Did I just ruin it?" "I ask because it's a typical gift." "I don't mean boring, I mean basic." "When I say basic, I don't mean boring, either." "Open the box." "You bought me a pen." "lt's a good one." "You can use that pen in outer space." "Where's my present?" "Happy graduation, counsel." "Thank you." "Way to go, Laurie." "Thank you." "I have to go." "You spend the night here, or-- l'm gonna go upstairs." "She's got a" "Did you see anybody get in that car?" "He'll see us." "What'd he say?" ""Get your ass over here. " -l wrote a letter of resignation." "That would deny me the pleasure of throwing you out of a window." "You have every right to say that." "l should keep you on a leash." "I'm talking to C.J., then to you." "I'd bolt you to your desk and have someone feed you." "The president referred to the NASDAQ Composite..." "... notthe30-yearTreasuryYield." "Not the Dow Industrials, the NASDAQ Composite." "Someone here is gonna get back to you." "How do you not tell me until now?" "We didn't know anything last night." "Sam called you." "He saw a suspicious car." "I'm not gonna call at night because someone started a car." "I was handling it. lt took me three hours to confirm there was a picture." "Who has it?" "The London Daily Mirror." "They paid a friend of hers $50,000 to confirm that she was a call girl." "When's it running?" "Later today." "American press has it tomorrow morning." "He was giving her a present?" "Yeah." "Work the Post and the Times." "Yeah." "You never paid her for sex?" "No." "They had sex once." "He didn't know." "That makes two of us." "Sam's always been aboveboard about his relationship with Laurie." "Laurie's the girl?" "Yes." "He told us about it after his first contact." "Her putting herself through law school has to mean something." "And Sam's word is unimpeachable." "Are you sticking up for Sam?" "I know it's strange, but I'm feeling a certain..." "... big-brotherlyconnectionrightnow ." "Obviously, I want it to go away soon." "But now we should stand by Sam and go after the people who set him up." "Sam, you're gonna spend the morning finding out if you broke any laws." "Call the girl." "What's her name?" "Laurie." "Tell her the White House regrets the inconvenience she'll experience." "And that she probably has a cause of action against the paper." "Tell her if she passes her bar exam, the U.S. Attorney General..." "... willpersonallysee that she's admitted to the bar." "Tell her the president says congratulations on getting her degree." "Yes, sir." "That's all." "Thank you, Mr. President." "It's nice when we can do something for prostitutes once in a while." "Mr." "President." "Ready?" "Cochran's in the Mural Room." "Where are we putting Lobell?" "Roosevelt Room." "He has a lot of staff." "I don't know what they do..." "... buttheretheyare ." "Wherever Lobell goes, 1 5 guys." "I'm gonna take care of this first." "Who's in the Mural Room?" "Cochran." "You did it again." "Sir?" "You said it like you knew him." "I have a sense about these things." "Finely honed." "lt's failing you, sir." "Cochran's in the Mural Room?" "Sit with him and send in Ted Mitchel." "Mr." "President?" "Yes, of course." "Thanks." "Ted!" "Mr." "President." "Thanks for coming." "My pleasure." "You're looking good." "How's Mary?" "She sends her love." "Let me tell you that I need a favor." "Of course." "l need you to hire a guy." "Who?" "The former ambassador to Bulgaria." "Ken Cochran." "Isn't he the current ambassador?" "Not for long." "He's a good man." "He'd be a good corporate officer." "Why is he being fired?" "Gross incompetence. I'll be back." "Morning, sir." "Nancy." "Lobell's in the Roosevelt Room." "Be right in." "Mr. President." "Good to see you." "Thank you for flying in." "Of course, Mr. President." "What can I do for you?" "Resign." "Excuse me?" "You had an affair with the prime minister's daughter." "That won't work." "Neither does a newspaper article saying you're having an affair." "You're gonna get a job offer for a lot more money." "That's why you left the embassy." "I'll be back." "Well, this is outrageous." "l'll tell him when he comes back in." "Yes, sir." "Have we met?" "Sir?" "You look familiar." "Have we met?" "Yes, sir." "Where?" "I was a waiter at the Gramercy Club." "Charlie?" "Yes, sir." "Charlie!" "Yes, sir." "lt's good to see you again." "Yes, sir." "Under strained circumstances, which I'll explain." "l resigned my membership." "Did you?" "Yeah. I find exclusive clubs to be repugnant." "It didn't stop you from joining up." "Now, that's out of line." "That shouldn't have been said." "You're addressing a U.S. ambassador." "l apologize, sir." "I'm sorry to do this, but I'd like to speak to your supervisor." "I'm personal aide to the president." "My supervisor's busy..." "... lookingforabackdoor  to shove you out of." "I'll let him know you'd like to complain." "Thanks for waiting." "Mr." "President." "Clearly, this young man has told you about our past, and I'd like to" "That doesn't have anything to do-- Wait a second." "You two have a past?" "You mocked my finely honed sense." "You stood there in my face-- lt's done, Ken." "Ted Mitchel will put you on the board of directors." "Remember, I like your wife. I would hate to see her be made a fool of." "I think it would be appropriate now to make a confession." "What's that?" "l never voted for you." "Well, thanks for trying, but here I am anyway." "Gotta go." "All set?" "Look, 1 4 staffers." "You have a large staff too." "But I don't walk around with them." "Good morning." "Good morning, Mr. President." "Allow me to introduce Bob Simon, Peter" "Max, I don't need to know all the names." "Please sit." "All right." "You know what we're doing here?" "Talking about soft money." "We'll do more than talk." "Okay." "We agree on nothing, Max." "Yes, sir." "Education, guns, school prayer, gays..." "... defensespending,taxes." "You name it, we disagree." "You know why?" "Because I'm a lily-livered..." "... bleedingheartcommunist." "Yes, sir." "And I'm a gun-toting, redneck son of a bitch." "Yes, you are." "We agree on that." "We also agree on campaign finance." "Yes, sir." "So, Max, let's work together on campaign finance." "You don't have House votes." "l don't need them." "1 978, the FEC voted a rule that opened the door to soft money." "The FEC can close it again with four of the six votes." "How will you get the four votes?" "Two seats opened up, I nominated Bacon and Calhoun." "That's two." "Haskel is with us, we took him out of the closet." "How'll you get the fourth?" "Toby'll take care of that." "Max, can I count on your support to confirm my candidates?" "And what do I get in exchange?" "The thanks of a grateful president." "Good answer, sir." "Go." "Thank you." "Mr. Kassenbach." "Toby Ziegler." "Nice to meet you." "The president thinks you've done a great job on the FEC..." "... andextendshiscongratulations." "On what?" "On being named the next ambassador to the Federated States of Micronesia." "It's in." "Yeah." "You talk to them?" "They sealed it in an envelope, sent it by courier." "So Joey mentioned she talked to you." "Yeah." "She said you think there are only so many times..." "... youcanwalkintotheOvalOffice  and sing a song." "She said "sing a song"?" "That's what I thought she said." "I'm trying to learn sign." "We're using letters of the alphabet." "Turns out she said you think there are only so many times..." "... youcansayyou 'rewrong." "He hasn't called my number much." "He did on this." "The media strategy was yours." "Holding at 42 is good." "You shouldn't expect a 5-point bump." "l do expect that." "Okay." "He thinks of you like a daughter, C.J." "That's not a good enough reason to keep me here." "You'll come when you get it?" "Yeah." "Because we're all waiting over there." "Yeah." "They're delivering it to her?" "And she's gonna bring it right here?" "Okay." "Thank you." "Kassenbach was okay?" "l'm sorry, sir?" "Kassenbach was okay?" "He's gonna be an ambassador." "He feels pretty good." "Did you tell him about the weather?" "Yes, sir." "Scuba diving?" "Yes, sir." "Full diplomatic immunity?" "Yes, sir." "Though there aren't a lot of laws in Micronesia." "Sure." "Good evening." "Good evening, Josh." "I just saw C.J. She'll be here in a minute." "Joey and I are working on a counter to de Tocqueville." "We're having a fight with him?" "Don't get him started." "Joey, what say you to the position that with ethnic warfare spreading..." "... itwilleventually reach our shores..." "... andmakingEnglish our official language..." "... safeguardsournationalidentity and avoids ethnic strife?" "That's what I deal with." "72% of Hispanics are strongly opposed to such a law." "The Republicans won't put it on the table." "They'll lose the second-largest ethnic bloc of voters." "But if you need a counterargument, I'd say to Monsieur de Tocqueville..." "... asidefrombeingunconstitutional, no laws need to be created..." "... toprotectthelanguage of Shakespeare." "That's all I was looking for." "That one line took you four days." "She did it again." "Yeah." "What kind of briefcase did you get her, Sam?" "Sir?" "What kind of briefcase?" "Coach Beekman in British tan with brass hardware." "That's nice." "Yes, sir." "Andara makes a nice model." "Comes in black or brown..." "... hand-stained. You can fit a laptop" "This conversation is surreal." "Trieste in Milan makes a nice briefcase." "The polling book is 400 pages long, and it's still being put together." "l have the top sheet results." "What does it say?" "I was wrong." "We went up nine points." "Okay, what's next?" "We should talk about the new projections... ." "Subtitles by sdl Media Group" "(english)"