"Yes!" "Fist Pump!" "Listen up pump heads, Fist Pump is coming to Slammers!" "They just got out of jail, and rehab, and now they're back, and ready to rock your 11-through-15 year old pants off!" "That's our Demographic get over it!" "That's right!" "Fist Pump live!" " At Slammers this Friday!" " FRIDAY!" "Be there or be a loser!" "There's gonna be so many losers at that concert." "We have to go to that concert." "Seriously?" "Dude, they were cooler in the 3rd grade." "But now" "Correction, they're cool in any grade, but you wouldn't know that!" "Probably because you hate yourself or something." "Dude, we don't have the money for those tickets." "That doesn't even matter!" "We can figure out a way, but you're to busy figuring out a way to hate yourself." "Why do you wanna go so bad?" "Going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life." "Wow, sounds like your life sucks." "SHUT UP!" "Hey guys!" "Hey Margaret!" "Were you guys talking about the concert?" "We were talking about a concert." "Is the concert you're talking about FIST PUMP?" "Yeah cool." "Wait you're going?" "Yeah I am," "I know they're kinda old but I remember them from when I was a kid." "Besides, everyone is gonna be there." "It's gonna be fun." "You guys gonna go?" "I'm totally gonna go." "We'll be there!" "Cool....see you guys there." "Yeah....see you." "I can't believe you're going to a Fist Pump Concert just for some lady pecks!" "Rigby," "Now, how are we going to get the money for those tickets?" "Dude, it's gonna be easy- we just have to work some extra hours." "Extra work?" "I don't even like regular work." "Do you like Fist Pump?" "Yes." "Humph, then you like extra work." "Humph, fine." "Let me get this straight- you and Rigby want me to give you overtime, and even though you can't even finish the regular amount of work that you normally have, you want me to add on even more." "Yes." "No." "Ah, come on Benson, please." "Fist Pump is playing at Slammers and we don't have enough money for tickets." "Are you serious?" "Fist Pump?" "You know what kind of people go to those concerts?" "Whoo!" "That's right ladies, we got two tickets to Fist Pump, see ya later grandmas." "Benson, you listen and you listen good." "Please Benson, please give us overtime!" "Please?" "What is the big deal?" "It's Just some talentless band." "Actually, they aren't that bad." "Not that I'm into that stuff." "We are pretty backed up, though." "I think you should give them the work." "Oh, I agree." "I say if they want to see Pump Fist, then let them see Pump Fist." "Fine." "You can work overtime." "Here's a list of things we need done." "When you finish them, you'll get your money." "Idiots." "Dude, I'm fading fast." "Don't worry, dude." "We just got to fight it with COFFEEEEE." "Two for fist pump." "$400." "What?" "!" "But I thought they were $50." "$50 Tickets are sold out." "All that's left is super-deluxe front-row seats." "No, no, no!" "Mordecai, wait." "Wait man." "We can't give up." "Fist Pump!" "I know, dude, but," "I just don't want to work any more" "Oh my..." "Maybe I could work a little more." "All right, dude." "Let's do this." "You're lucky I care about lady pecs." "Benson, we need more money." "Yeah, give us more money." "There's no chores left," "Unless.." "you want to mow the lawn." "The lawn?" "Oh, what?" "That'll take forever!" "Here's the keys." "You know where the mower is." "Good luck." "Who needs luck when we have COFFEEE!" "?" "Dude, seriously, though, my eyes won't stay open anymore, and I think we're almost out of coffee." "Nonsense, dude." "We've got plenty of coffee." "Mordecai?" "What happened?" "Need more coffee." "Need more Margaret." "Fist Pump." "Coffee, coffee." "Coffee?" "Greetings, fellow Fist Pump fans." "May we help you get some tickets?" "What?" "Who are you?" "Coffee, coffee." "As you can see," "I am a giant Coffee Bean." "I can bring you caffeine." "Do you accept?" "Wait. what?" "Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee." "Aw, cool -- a contract." "Let's sign it." "Coffee, coffee." "♪ everyone's watching ♪" "♪ to see what you will do ♪" "♪ everyone's looking at you ♪" "♪ everyone's wondering ♪" "♪ will you come out tonight ♪" "♪ everyone's trying to get it right ♪" "♪ get it right ♪" "♪ everybody's working for the weekend ♪" "♪ Everybody wants a little romance ♪" "Aw, man." "I didn't know deluxe tickets were coated in diamonds." "So cool." "Where are the other two tickets?" "There's no other tickets, man." "We only had enough for two." "But we had a contract." "Whoo!" "Fist pump!" "Whoo." "Fist pump." "Coffee, coffee, coffee." "Dude, check it." "Bang, bang!" "Dude, I've got two if you want to take one to the concert." "Mordecai and Rigby, we are very excited for you to be the ones to see fist pump." "Please accept this coffee to help you make it through concert." "Thanks." "Hey, what the- this isn't coffee." "IT'S CHAMOMILE Tea, the sleepiest of all teas." "Rigby, get the " "..tickets." "Rigby, come on!" "They got the tickets." "Come on, let's go, let's go!" "Fist pump." "Now what are we supposed to do?" "Come on." "I have an idea." "You morons!" "Get back here and help me pick up my gum balls!" "Give us the tickets!" "Uh, Mordecai and Rigby." " Funny seeing you here." " A chain saw?" "Are you serious?" "!" "I mean, what's up with the chain saw?" "Coffee!" "Coffee, coffee!" "Why didn't you buys us tickets?" "What are you talking about?" "We never said we'd buy you tickets." " But we had a contract." " Shut it!" "You know, at first I thought you were cool, but now I know that you're both total losers." "Everybody hates you." "Oh, and I just realized something." "What?" "Your coffee sucks." " What's up, Mordecai?" " Hey dude." "Dude, there they are!" "We did it!" "Fist Pump!" " Fist Pump!" " I wonder where Margaret sitting'?" "Aw, sick." "It's all sweaty." "I just threw my shirt!" "Bring out Fist Pump!" "Let's do it!" "Hey, Mordecai." "Hey, Margaret!" "Fist Pump." "Mordecai, you have to meet my boyfriend " " Slasher." "Hey, Slasher, that's my friend Mordecai." "You should tell your friend he should stop pumping it in the wind and start pumping it at the gym." "Don't be such a jerk." "You're dead." "Oh, this sucks." "Aw, don't worry about her." "You'll get another chance." "Dude, wake up!" "They're about to come out!" "Wait." "Must.. stay awake.." "must.. see best.. band.. of all.. time.." "Aw, crap." "HELLO!" "We are Fist Pump!" "One, two, three, four!"