""The story begun 7 years ago, in Pantelimon,"" ""a neat neighborhood situated on the edge of Bucharest."" ""For some,maybe Pantelimon was not exactly their dream come true,"" ""but I liked it."" ""The first from our family who came here was my brother,Cornel."" ""Cornel met my sister-in-law, Mioara,at a job reconversion"" ""center." "He immediately realized that Mioara"" ""is the love of his life."" ""The second day,their destinies were already tied for eternity."" "With the powers invested in me,I pronunce you husband and wife." "Kiss her,idiot." ""Not even a year after,God blessed them with their first child"" "You're Lepadatu Cornel ?" "Yes." "You have a baby boy." "It's a boy..." "Congratulations !" "Yes...he looks like you !" ""Cornel's happiness was so big,so he and Mioara lived"" ""a second honeymoon."" "You fuckin' bitch !" "How dare you muck my name ?" "I'll kill you myself !" "Don't hit me !" "I won't do it again !" "How is daddy's little bear ?" "How's daddy's little doll ?" "Excuse daddy for a second." "And he's farting in the good room, you motherfucking bitch..." ""One month after,my little sister, Leonica,came in Bucharest as well."" ""She moved here mainly for her husband, Aurel,which she waited every day with"" ""dinner,newly promoted in a high responsability job at the newly"" ""privated APACA."" "God damn it..." "Money for money,pops !" "...te quiero mucho..." "Esteban..." ""Without any financial worries,my sister was spending her spare time trying to"" ""improve her spanish language knowledge." Tu es un mentiroso...mentiroso..." "Yes." "Cornel is home ?" "He's at work." "...mentiroso..." ""For almost 10 years,Cornel was working for the Government."" ""No one from our family could know exactly"" ""what he was doing;and Cornel was not very comfortable to talk about his job."" "Delta 2,here's Delta 1.Target in sight !" "Go,go,go !" "Mayday,mayday !" "Man down !" "Mayday,mayday !" "Man down !" "Mayday,mayday !" "Turn yourself in !" "...and...cut !" "Back to work !" ""I was the last one to come in Bucharest." "And I was enjoying the hell out of this life here."" ""Aaa..." "No...that's not me..."" ""THIS is me..."" "Good morning,boss !" "Good morning,boss !" "Stupid asshole !" ""...or...at least...was me..."" ""For a lonely outsider,I managed to have a good situation."" ""The corporation I was working for gave me, by contract,beside the car,"" ""a very nice one-room flat in an apartment building for the single ones."" "Hey,girl,why you didn't invited your brother too ?" "Let him stay home." "We're here with the family, with the small one..." "Let us enjoy it !" "Yo,Cornel,did you speak with your brother ?" "Will he get married this year ?" "He's 38 already !" "So what if he's 38 ?" "I was hoping he'll get married,so he'll have his place..." "And if God helps him,maybe he'll have a kid, like you..." "Excuse me ?" "What that supposed to mean ?" "What...!" "?" "!" "I can't imagine what this guy is doing that he cannot get someone !" "After all,he's handsome,he's smart, he owns his house..." "Maybe you're brother is a Casanova..." "Who knows !" ""Well..." "Leonica was right.I can't complain that in the last 25 years"" ""I wasn't lucky with the women."" "Get lost !" "Yo !" "Take this one too !" "Here you are !" ""In the end,it wasn't very hard to find someone.It was only a matter of patience."" ""And for me this patience was lasting..."" ""...for 25 years..."" "No,really, i cannot understand how a 38 years old man can live like this, without wife,without kids,without..." "You show me the one who wants to stay with your brother !" "And why she won't stay,if I can ask ?" "Why won't stay ?" "Why not ?" "'Cause he stinks !" "You think the garbage smells like Armani ?" "Come on,Cornel.Can't we find her someone to marry him ?" "Ha ?" "I won't take part of this !" "Why,Cornel ?" "He's our brother." "Now'...good,bad,however he is..." "He's our fool,no ?" "Even my little sweetheart got quiet,my his aunt kiss him..." "Mama's little duckie,mama's baby,..." "Leave him alone !" "Look...!" "They're pissing me off." "Why ?" "You don't know how good are they paying !" "In this conjuncture it seems imperiously neccesary to commit the robbery." "Because it is an essential deziderate..." "Yo !" "Yo !" "What the hell are you talking ?" "Dezinte..." "Dezintegration...dezinte..." "Stop !" "Yo,homie !" "E !" "That's better !" "You already made me curious." "Continue !" "Will we rob that bank,or just fuck it ?" "Without cheese,we're skrewed originally !" "We have nothing left !" "Nothing !" "We're broke !" "And,to quote a classic, we can shit on our lives !" "On our palaces,on our cars,on everything..." "Easy,we'll rob it !" "But it should be a legit business !" "Understand ?" "Otopeni [ROMANIAN AEROPORT]." "What you command,majesty ?" "...That's his name..." "A...sorry !" "Aeroport !" "What you command,majesty ?" "Fuckin' take me to that thing were those things are landing,so I can pick up my son !" "To the haeroport.To Otopeni." "It's OK,boss ?" ""The key of my succes within the corporation was the tradings,which I was attending"" ""every morning,and which always kept me aware about the latest"" ""tendencies in the garbage market."" "...salami,...metal scraps...fish intestins pig food,...wood-dust,...cucumbers..." "He's the best !" "...pampers,...kiwi shells merlucius fish can,made in Braila in 1992,red label !" "He's the best !" "He's my neighbour !" "He's my neighbour !" "It's imperiously neccesarry to remind his majesty that the young heir cannot know about this discussion." "Because it is a..." "Impe...maje...talk in our language..." "Shut your clamp,bro',so the little one stays cool !" "Of course." "What you command,majesty ?" "That's his name !" "It's normal !" "What you command,majesty ?" "Shut up !" "My son is coming with one of these ?" "Aha." "Can you imagine how much aluminium he's bringing us ?" ""To live in Bucharest was a beautiful thing." "But I was not aware that,starting the second day,"" ""a usual saturday of october 23rd,my life will change forever."" "You,asshole,give me the hat !" "Don't put the hat !" "Can't you see how you look like ?" "Fuck you !" "Live me alone....with the hat !" "You want the hat,put your hat !" "But at least wear this !" "What the fuck is that ?" "Fuck it,it stinks like a toilet !" "You stupid civilian !" "This is Vietnam warriour's perspiration !" "A man should smell like danger !" "Cut the crap !" "The only things that counts are the words !" "Repeat after me:" "Es una donna especial !" "Eprrrr una donna..." "Es...es una donna especial." "Eprrr una donna eprrrpeprrrial..." "With s" "Eprr una donna eprrrpeprrrial..." "You player..." ""My date on that night prooved to be more difficult than anticipated."" ""Well,the local where we supposed to date was more than 100 meters from the nearest metro st."" ""And then I saw her."" ""I couldn't miss her"" ""Until the last moment,I was still hoping she's not looking for me."" "Hello." "I'm Gratiela." "You think he's OK ?" "Cornelyou really don't care how's your brother doing ?" "What can he do with a super girl,quote:" "cute,sensitive and nice ?" "Ha ?" "What can he ?" "These colesterol-free are so good !" "I go for a little wee-wee !" "Excuse me !" "Excuse me.The plane from Milano..." "what time is it landing ?" "Mister,I've already told you it landed six hours ago !" "Let's go !" "Daddy !" "Ai Frankfurt !" "Is this the time to come out ?" "I had some small problems at the custom !" ""Next day,Cornel and Leonica tried again to find me a new partner."" ""Anyway,I've already prepared an escape." "Just in case."" ""But it seems I didn't need it..."" "I came in the right place." "You were waiting for me,no ?" "Excuse me a moment.I go in the bathroom." ""Somebody should have fun this night !"" ""For the first time since my arrival in Bucharest,I felt like this town"" ""fits me..." "like a glove."" "Es una donna especial !" "Did you hear me ?" "Es una donna..." "Who was a naughty boy ?" "Who was a naughty boy ?" "Tell me !" "God,please help me !" "Don't hit me !" "Hey !" "Even my father didn't wipped me !" "Alo !" "You !" "Don't try anymore;it's not working !" "Character problems !" "Alo !" "Alo !" "What is it ?" "He didn't liked it !" "Well,that's it.Maybe he doesn't like women !" "He's gay !" "It's big !" "Aaa !" "Cornel !" "I'm dying Cornel !" "I'm dying Cornel !" ""Unfortunately for me,evrything was going bad."" ""Clearly I had to wait a lot more time to find someone willing"" ""to share her life with me."" "Fuck all the women !" "They don't know what they want anyway !" "I'm handsome,I've got a good job, only two milions as pay,but constantly, company car,...but no..." "they need prince Charming on a white horse !" "Oh,God...give me something...a sign..." "For I have done nothing wrong all my life..." "You rock,old man !" "So,you're going or not ?" "Troubles on the job ?" "Sorry I startled you like this !" "No,it's OK.I'm used to be startled in this way." "You know,sometimes when someone loves you too much, he doesn't realize that he's suffocating you with his love." "I know...my father used to suffocate me with his love..." "I always wanted to be just a regular women, to have my own friends,to go out by myself,to do what I wanted to do !" "Maybe I'm asking too much !" "Oh,no !" "...isn't it obvious ?" "No way..." "For example,look at you..." "I can't,I'm driving." "Is there something you don't have ?" "No..." "I have..." "I have a little tree..." "I..." "I..." "It seems you are a happy man." "Yes !" "Shitload of happiness !" "Do you have any brothers ?" "Yes.Two.A brother and a sister." "We're going along perfectly !" "What have he done to us !" "I can't believe it !" "Can you imagine how was he hiding from us !" "Cornel !" "Can you remember when he was just a small boy, and he was watching our father bathing ?" "What is it now,Cornel ?" "If his majesty would like to take in consideration all the elements that are in the ecuation,of the imponderabili..." "Don't start it !" "Say what you have to say !" "We have a problem." "The Italian team fell." "Which one,Udinesse ?" "The team...the robbery...the bank..." "Oooo...and Matrix's ones ?" "What about them ?" "In jail,in Germany !" "And Cardinal's ones ?" "They've failed with the cards in Vegas !" "Incredibil !" "What you command,majesty ?" "Bes !" "We must build the team." "You will handle this,OK ?" "Hey,daddy." "My sister...where is she ?" "Who knows !" "If his majesty allows me,I'm going to look for her !" "So..." "How did you like Italy ?" "On my mother's life !" "Cool !" "Very very cool... [...]" "Princess !" "Princess..." "Lick me on this side as well,for I have a wound,and it's exciting..." "Come on..." "Hear this..." "How you like it ?" "Tell me how you like it !" "Listen to the beat !" "Can you feel the rhythm ?" "Can you ?" "4 saptamini on ETNO !" "[..." "Sort of Romanian MTV :))]" "What...you don't like it !" "If you don't like it,I'll change it..." "I have other types as well..." "Listen to the beat..." "I know the lyrics..." "Listen what he's saying..." "Stop here !" "Here !" "Thank you." ""It was the first time in my life when someone said 'Thank you'..." ""...without me taking the garbage."" ""So,I didn't hesitated,I made myself courage and..."" "Scuze me...will we see each other again ?" "Maybe..." "Who knows ?" "You're great,you asshole !" "You're great,you asshole !" "[SINGING]'Marin,on your wedding day/ My dear Marin/All the girls cried/My dear Marin'" "Aaa...he's wearing a purse..." "So...how was it ?" "Yo...yo...brothers..." "Cornel I met a person..." "I don't know..." "I want to kiss you...honestly..." "Don't touch me !" "And..." "What about the person ?" "Yo..." "Leonica...you can't imagine what girl..." "Girl...?" "Girl...?" "So I have to assume that you're the boy !" "Well...if you're happy with the...'girl', it's your business..." "But you could have told us." "There are doctors,there are treatments,..." "What the heck..." "Hei...you've gone mad...what the hell's wrong with you ?" "Aaa....you don't have to hide anymore,OK ?" "We know !" "What you know ?" "Everything !" "Everything !" "'I want to break free...'" "You motherfucker !" "You have brought shame upon our family !" "You faggot !" "What faggot,you asshole ?" "How can I be a faggot ?" "You're not ?" "I'm not a faggot !" "... ...There's my vaseline..." "We have nothing to talk with him !" "Would you let me finish ?" "I met a girl !" "Girl ?" "Girl !" "Gi...here..." "That's my brother..." "Hey...hey...hey...she's his !" "She's his !" "She's a civilian,anyway !" "Not my type !" "...Cornel..." "Sit here..." "Leonica..." "It's for the first time when something beautiful happens in my life." "I'm feeling my hear beating fast like she's wishing to release itself from this darkness like a bird that stayed too much in it's cage like a blossom,longing for the kiss of a sunraze that refuses to come like a butterfly who's wing-flap flap-flap...flap-flap is spreading around the perfume of love !" "You fucking poet !" "Leonica,Cornel,...she's the girl i want !" "We swear !" "What are you swearing ?" "...Nothing..." "It was...such...a emotional moment, we had to say something..." "So..." "You don't know her phone number..." "Nope..." "And...you don't know where she lives..." "Nope..." "And where are we going ?" "Don't you trust your brother ?" "Name and adress,please..." "Iuliana Botgros..." "Botgros ?" "Spoitorilor No.1,Sector 5, Bucharest" "You know where is that ?" "Nope..." "No !" "Well..." "It's alright..." "Delta 2,here Delta 1,over..." "'Delta 2,over...'" "Get on a secure frequency..." "Find me Spoitorilor No.1, Sector 5..." "'Triangulating...acquired...' '...go to Giurgiului,and after 136 de m turn right,towards Ferentari.'" "And then ?" "'Triangulating...'" "'And then you ask directions." "Should I ask the team ?" "'" "No.It's not neccesary." "Over." "To Ferentari." "I assume their presence disturbed you." "You can tell my father I don't need his goons." "Printess,you know how dangerous is for a girl to walk by herself in town during the night, looking for a potential lover." "I don't think his majesty would agree with the the fact that his daughter is dating someone unfit for her class." "An do please tell me who's decideing who I'm allowed to see,and who I'm not ?" "We will see about that..." "Princess..." "She's not too much,no ?" "Got it !" "Who will ask ?" "Let's draw..." "Three,two,one,...you've lost.Go !" "Go !" "If you need something, we're right behind you,OK ?" "But I..." "Let's go !" "Look at her..." "Go !" "A..." "Good evening !" "Please,I need some indications." "Spoitorilor No. 1...please..." "You'll go to the palace !" "Maybe later...for now just to Spoitorilor No. 1...please..." "You go right..." "Ok..." "Than you'll see Michael's house..." "Ok." "After that there's about two more houses..." "Yes smaller than Michael's house..." "Ok..." "Then there's a house with a smaller fence than Michael's house..." "Yes..." "And...and there..." "Thank you very much,mister..." "Pleased to meet you.Michael." "Ai !" "Are you buying ?" "Are you ?" "Let's go !" "It's trumpet gold !" "Let's go !" "Shhh !" "His imperial majesty,the king of kings and the emperor of the emperors," "Sigismund of Strehaia,the supermarket conquerer and the money-machine's winner." "Here." "I'm listening !" "Enough !" "I said enough !" "And now you !" "Wait !" "Wait a second !" "Talk !" "Cageos !" "We're looking for Iuliana." "Botgros." "Hauarde !" "And now...scram,for I have 15 thousands of things to do !" "Hauarde !" "I'm listening." "We're looking for Iuliana." "She left her purse in my brother's car." "We've searched the purse and found her I.D. That's how we know the adress." "You've searched Iuliana's purse ?" "My daughter's purse ?" "We didn't knew she's your daughter...your majesty's daughter...we didn't..." "And when she was in your car,you raped her ?" "Yes !" "...no...no !" "Why not ?" "Are you racist ?" "No." "Yes...no,no...no !" "Good." "And now...what you want ?" "We thought...to bring her purse back..." "He wants to propose to her." "What...?" "No...no...no...a....." "Hoooo !" "I would like,if it's possible, your majesty,to..." "Allow her to be my wife." "What were you thinking ?" "That my girl, my princess is not married ?" "I've married her whenshe was of 6 months old, with the richest gypsy with System..." "That's that...sorry unfortunately,System died...choked on his pacifier when he was 18 months old..." "Cool !" "Pardon me ?" "Very sad !" "And now,until I'll find her another worthy gypsy,she's a free widow..." "But we are gypsys as well..." "Yes,your majesty..." "I'm the gypsyest..." "Just take a look how gypsy I am..." "Maybe we can use them." "What for ?" "The bank !" "What bank ?" "The robbery !" "What robbery ?" "May I ?" "So,you're saying you're a gypsy ?" "The gypsyest !" "That means you already have our kin's three main characteristics." "The dexterity." "Yes...back in highschool everyone called me Dexter." "The balls..." "Asshole !" "Hey...." "No no no..." "He has them !" "He has balls !" "And the money..." "You want money..." "I'll burry you in money..." "I'll make you a coat of hundreds [BILLS]..." "His majesty agrees to give you his daughter's hand..." "But you must proove us everything..." "You're saying you have the dexterity..." "Your majesty...tomorrow night Rapid is playing Dinamo in the cup final [IN FOOTBAL]..." "Come on Rapid... [...]" "If you have the dexterity,tomorrow put the stadium lights off during the game." "How can I put it off..." "Put it off,and the girl is yours !" "She's beautiful,no ?" "Some would kill,only to have her !" "You can do it,my brother,you can do it !" "Come on,go !" "Let's go !" "See,that's why I like you !" "Because you're, simply fenomenal !" "What you command,majesty ?" "Ptiu !" "I'm starting to be racist !" "Yes.For example,here is one that is an..." "incontestable..." "Incontestable..." "What ?" "I don't believe it !" "It can't be !" "It's not fair !" "It's not fair !" "Egret...you really think my father will give my sister's hand to him ?" "Well,why not !" "Maybe the shmuck is a gypsy !" "But I think you really don't like him..." "Bleah !" "Well...in this case...someone should stop him, don't you think ?" ""Next day we've decided it's worth to try."" ""After all,what we had to lose,except 10 years in jail ?"" ""Cornel,as a veritable organizor, showed us the plans immediately."" ""After 3 more hours of intense debates, Leonica had a brilliant ideea."" "Your cousin,right ?" "The sixth this week !" "You and your fuckin' family... !" "If you want,come tonight to the stadium." "I want you to meet some boys." "And how I'll get in ?" "Take this invitation." "I'll be in the lodges !" "[SINGING]There's nowhere in this world/A brother like mine/In good and in bad... [...]" "Yo,let me see it..." "Look,in the lodges..." "Lodges..." "Ok,that's good.We're going inside." "And then ?" "We need something special..." "I don't know..." "Stop here,stop here !" "Cornel !" "Cornel,Cornel,listen." "You think your wife will be trouble ?" "Remember when we were young and we were making firecrackers ?" "Aaa...when we deafened aunt Genica's hens or the time I put a big bug in our parent's bed, and then dad broke your eyes with it's fist..." "Cool..." "Or when I closed Leonica in the henhouse,and I lied,saying that you did it... and dad beat you to death..." "...yeap..." "And when I told upon you that you've stolen the tractor's key to go to the disco... and dad beat you..." "What wonderful memories we have together, you asshole... 45 de kilograms of carbit ?" "Yes !" "Two milioans five hundred !" "[LEI-ROMANIAN CURRENCY] How much ?" "How should I know it costs so much ?" "[SINGING]There is nowhere in this world/a brother like mine/In good and in bad/He's my brother..." ""Every time there was a cup final,the people started to come to the stadium 2 or 3 hours earlyer."" ""So,with God's help,we had a lot of time to cook up something."" ""And we already had a plan."" "Move !" "Move aside !" "Move,civilian !" "No...auch..." "What ?" "What..." "No...she's to blame..." "You...female asshole..." "They're on behalf of Mr. Borcea." "Come with me !" "Move aside !" "Mr. Borcea's guests !" "Wait a minute !" "Just a minute !" "..." "You know who I am,right ?" "Last time you were lucky with your damn mother !" "But I'll take care of you !" "You scumbag,you !" "Cornel..." "Let's go !" "You,lugages !" "You did nothing with your life !" "Come on Steaua !" "You're mine !" "I'll have your head !" "Let's go !" "You're gloves !" "Don't you know who I am ?" "Cornel,let's go;it's already late !" "Come on Rapid !" "Wedding !" ""I can't remember when the game started."" ""I only know that I haven't eaten so well since the 1982's Christmas."" "What the fuck are you lookin' at ?" "There's one more meat ball,take it..." "May it be blessed..." "Who will wipe your mouth after you'll get married ?" "No more Leonica..." "Hey..." "Let's go..." "Give me the carbit..." "What ?" "The carbit...give me the carbit..." "Here you are !" "Not this !" "The carbit...where is it ?" "I don't have it !" "How come you don't have it ?" "You...you ate the carbit ?" "What it tasted like ?" "What it tasted like ?" "..." "Fulga...[COMMERCIAL COW] You female asshole..." "What it tasted like ?" "Give me the carbit..." "Give me the carbit !" "Live her to me !" "What has she done ?" "She ate the carbit !" "No,she didn't !" "I have it !" "Come on !" "You know what you have to do,no ?" "Hey,hey,hey.Don't you help me ?" "If you need me..." "you'll manage yourself !" "What the...fuckin'..." "Which one is the right one ?" "From the Pacific ocean....[...] [CHILDREN'S GAME COUNTING]" "What the hell Im doing....am I a kid or what ?" "From the Pacific ocean..." "An tan te... [...] [ANOTHER CHILDREN'S GAME COUNTING]" "...No...more water..." "I need more water..." "More liquid..." "I need more liquid..." "From where the hell more liquid..." "Piss now,for the train will leave...[...]" "The frog is jumping,the pee is starting...[...]...that's it..." "Fuckin' stupid zipper !" "You should have gone with him,Cornel." "Why didn't you go ?" "Shut up !" "Why sould I shut up ?" "Aren't we brothers so we can talk,communicate, tell each others our problems;that's what the brothers are for." "If you'd be with him now... [...] Just shut up !" "Why are your knees hurting ?" "That's it.." "Like they don't know why your knees hurts, fucking medics...that's it..." "What ?" "What is it ?" "I've done what I was supposed too !" "Did you put the carbit ?" "Yes !" "How about the spit ?" "...A sort of spit !" "Did you put the fire ?" "What fire ?" "How come what fire,you morron ?" "Fire !" "Well ?" "'This kind of incidents are not normally occuring;they are not doing us proud, not' 'at all.In these conditions,the cup final match from this evening cannot continue,' 'and we are awaiting impatiently...'" "I guess you were right,after all." "Let's not jump to the conclusions,your majesty." "This was a very simple part." ""I thought that nothing can be more difficult than what we've already done."" ""So we were not aware of what we can expect,not even for a moment."" "Where is my father-in-law ?" "In these moments,his majesy is making caca." ""And her asshole of a father prepared us a surprise we should remember for the rest of our lives."" "But come here so we can talk;" "I'm not going to hurt you." "His majesty has just spoken his mind." "Egret,bring me paper..." "unused one..." "Now is the time to demonstrate that you have the second quality, namely the balls." "As you can see,his majesty has them alright." "Where were we ?" "So,until tomorrow night,you should bring me, if you dare, a piece of the president's hair..." "...our country's president if you didn't chicken out..." "Bro'...screw the president..." "The girl is worthing it..." "On my gypsy's honour." ""On the way I was thinking only on what Egrete told me."" ""Definitively,what was the big deal to scalp a president ?"" ""No matter how far I had to go,that moment,so I can have Iuliana,"" ""I would have done anything."" "And next time when you want to kill us, let us know first !" "Imbecil !" "'One of the autorities concluzions is that the energy cut was provoked ' 'by a criminal hand,and the thought a terrorist attack is not excluded.'" "'More about this incident in the next editions of this night's program.'" "Look !" "Now we're terrorists as well !" "You,asshole !" "If you want to help,you'll help !" "If not, fuck your mother !" "Hi !" "His part of the mother !" "You,asshole,there's one thing to put the light off on a stadium,and another one to shave the president !" "We sweared we'll help him ?" "We sweared !" "And how you're supposed to get to the president ?" "You like the president ?" "I voted for him too;" "I'm a big fan !" "I wanted to go to APACA tomorrow,to see him, but I can't,I'm working." ""If Leonica's husband wouldn't be a doorman at APACA,maybe my life would be different"" ""right now.But,in this case,it seemed we had a chance."" "Hey,handsome !" "Yes ?" "Not you !" "Who's paying for the gas ?" "Fuckin' blind !" "Handsome,a ?" "What pump you've been on ?" "Pump no. 2." "A...3500 ?" "Ei..." "leave it..you can pay it next time." "I have !" "What ?" "Ho,I have !" "Listen,....are you married ?" "Why ?" "Just like this..." "I don't know..." "you're cute..." "My hart doesn't belong to me anymore !" "3500." "Maybe you gave it to the wrong girl !" "Hold on !" "My dear gypsyes !" "I was a good emperor,but my time has come,and Death came after me !" "Remember me as I should be remembered !" "Take me !" "Why should I take you,daddy ?" "Damn you !" "Frankfurt,is you ?" "I did a mistake !" "Forgive me, on my mother's life !" "What have you done wrong ?" "What have you done ?" "Allow me to take care of the prince;" "He's tired !" "Continue !" "You screwed it,nincanpoop !" "What can I do if I'm too small ?" "Well,that's that.Now you and the Romanian will be relatives." "Me ?" "Relative with that one ?" "On my mother's life !" "Tell me what I should do !" "Go and take a bath !" "Go to sleep !" "We'll talk in the morning !" ""Next day we decided it is time to take everything seriously."" ""A task like this could not be done without very good preparations and training."" "Are you ready ?" "And..." ""We wanted to show the emperor that he was messing with the wrong people."" ""Even if it was all about the country's president,he was just a man after all,"" ""like any of us."" ""And,on the second hand,we had the element of surprise on our side."" ""That's why we never thought we could fail."" ""The circus could begin." "We were readier than ever."" "Wait a minute..." ""And Iuliana..." "Iuliana had no choice."" ""She was practically mine."" "Ooops..." "She grown..." "She has the same age as the punishment..." "Listen...you really think these three will get our money ?" "Your majesty...there's only one saying I like from the Romanians:" "Don't mess with the full,for his mind is rested." "If I don't come back in 5 minutes, you know what you have to do." "Take this." "I'm Aurel's wife." "What are you doin' here ?" "She's my wife !" "Well..." "I was just passing by..." "and I wanted to do some sightseeing..." "Today ?" "Today we have the president in the factory..." "it's not allowed today..." "So what,honey ?" "What is my business with the president ?" "Really...do I have something to do with the president ?" "...excuse me..." "Just a minute please..." "What are you doing sir ?" "Take your hands off me,I'm a married woman..." "Stop it sir...keep your hands off..." "And you...what are you looking at ?" "Are you a voyeur ?" "You enjoy watching ?" "Hello !" "It's the procedure !" "So shut up !" "Well...damn me...that's the procedure..." "If that's the procedure just feel me !" "Feel good !" "Like this..." "Here...and here..." "Well,sure..." "Why should you be embarased touching me who came like any other average man..." "Drogs ?" "No...is...that...carbonate..." "I have...ulcer..." "What,you're pretending you don't know about my ulcer ?" "I've got ulcer..." "No...no...no..." "Don't just stare there like an asshole !" "Help me !" "Help me !" "Police !" "We have a situation on the..." "You were getting on my nerves anyway !" "This is one of our succesfull privatizings done under our government." "Of course,this process implies a lot of canges and sacrifices I'm talking about reducing the working places and fireing some of you [...]" "So I'm asking you:" "Do you want to get a raise ?" "Maybe they're refusing out of love for you." "Now it's up to you !" "Since they're in the good mood,I say tell them about the taxes as well..." "Of course,the taxe raise up to 75% will be done only if you're accepting it..." "Do you want the girl ?" "Go !" "Maybe we should made it 85%..." "Asshole !" "But before I'll go,I want to make you a present: may this rabbit remind you of my visit in your wonderful factory..." "[TV]'It seems the attackers are the members of a terrorist organization,and the events...[...]'" "May I die in prison if you don't have the balls !" "Wait to see the others...dad..." "Let's not jump to the concluzions !" "I've promised you Iuliana, I will give her to you." "But there's still one minor thing." "What the fuck he wants again ?" "Let's not forget the characteristic named...money !" "And a treasure like Iuliana...costs." "How much ?" "How much can she cost ?" "You want money..." "I'll burry you in money !" "Let's say...one million..." "Euro..." "Can we pay in Lei,on the day's exchange rate ?" ""One million Euro ?" "Until then,I had no ideea that something like that could exist."" ""How comeone million Euro ?" "Where does this Euro lives ?" "What's he eating ?"" ""Too many questions without answer."" "And I think is useless to tell you,by tomorrow night,is it ?" "[SINGING]Egret..." "We have a team,/We have value,/ We have the toughest team..." "Hey,listen..." "I'm living in one doubt..." "What will we do with the money,ha ?" "Your majesty...all in good time." "Definitly !" "What you command,majesty ?" "Ptiu !" "I almost forgot !" "Listen..." "If you see Frankfurt,tell him I have some business with him,ok ?" "Tell him !" "Yes,your majesty !" "Yes...your majesty..." "Hush...hush..hush..." "[TV]'The authorities succeeded,in a first step, to make a robot sketch ' 'of the terrorist.It seems they belonging to a wider network that is activ' 'on the Romanian teritory,and has deep connection with Al-Quaida.The authorities established'" "'without no doubt a connection between tonight's attack and last night's incident that took' 'place on Dinamo's stadium [...]'" "Hello,handsome !" "Won't you pay for your juice ?" "Have you seen what they have done to the president ?" "...Yeap...maybe..." "Good job !" "Weren't you saying you're a fan of him ?" "Fan my ass!" "My boss was there,so I had to say something to please her,no ?" "Really ?" "And then why did you wanted to go to APACA ?" "If the other ones weren't there,I'm sure someone else would have done it !" "You have no ideea how much I want to meet the guy who've done that." "I'd hold him forever !" "Come on,it's OK !" "The drinks are on me !" "Hey,I say to forget it !" "Why ?" "[RADIO]'We have official informations that the american authorities' 'confirmed they will send a special team,trained in the eradication of the international terrorism.[...]'" "That's why !" "Leonica,say something..." "Iuliana !" "Hey !" "Hey !" "What's wrong with you ?" "Maybe you're right !" "What took you so long ?" "We had to find a bigger car !" "Boss,is there a toilet around, I cannot hold it anymore..." "Check in the back..." "And what about the emperor ?" "Unfortunately,his reign is almost over!" "After we take the money from those losers, I will personally deal with him." "With a little luck,from tomorrow you will adress me with "Your majesty"." "And the girl ?" "What about the girl ?" "Iuliana ?" "I have other plans with her !" "There was this little bird listening from behind a fence!" "On my mother's life,you're in big trouble !" "On your mother's life,a ?" "I have no problems with your mother !" "Prince !" "Pass it,asshole !" "Pass it,asshole !" "Pa..." "Fucking shitty national team !" "I wanted to know how is his majesty's son-in-law." "Wrong number." "Hello...hello..." "Signal it,asshole..." "Hello..hello...this is Egret." "I just wanted to say I tottaly support you." "My dear Regret,I quit !" "How come ?" "Didn't you noticed that,no matter what I'm doing, I can't get Iuliana's attention ?" "Ooops...yo...that's how they are in the beggining..." "Yesterday she was asking me about you all day long." "She wanted to know when are you bringing the money" "Yo,Regret.I just want you to know I could bring her 10 millions,for money are not a problem to me." "But she could say something,look at me, or something...whatever..." "Pitty,my Regret.I say like that,for 3 or 4 millions could be hers." "Alo...alo..." "Stupid !" "Maybe we'll hurry the things." "I hope you'll convince him !" "Alo,yes !" "It's Iuliana !" "Excuse me a second !" "Yes,my love,I'm listening !" "I was thinking about you these days, and I'm missing you." "I hope tomorrow when you're bringing the money we can talk for a longer time, sit a little bit together !" "Iuliana...es una dona especial." "Te quiero mucho,you motherfucker !" "Fuckin' labirynth..." "What bitch will I make out of you!" ""That afternoon I've decided.I will do everything myself.Iuliana took my mind"" ""complitely.And I didn't wanted to lose her no matter what.So,whatever happens,"" ""I must get one million Euro." "The problem was: from where ?"" ""But I had a hunch"" "Come on !" "Eat,George,eat !" "Niam,niam,niam !" "That's it,George,eat !" "Niam,niam,niam !" "I'll break you,on my mother's life !" "We shouldn't leave him alone !" "You know he's crazy !" "Who knows what he'll do now !" "And what you want us to do ?" "Can't you see we're wanted by the Mossad, by the Interpol,and God knows who else..." "And if something happens to him,how can you sleep peacefully ?" "Sut the fuck up;" "I don't need your complaints, are we clear ?" "..." "Sure.It's ok.You don't want.You can't care less of what could happen' to your brother." "Maybe tomorrow morning someone will come and say that he found his body in a hole, and....god afternoon and goodbye..." "yes..." "[SONG ON THE RADIO]'There is no one in this world/ Like my brother,/In good and in bad,/'" "'He is my brother./Brother,brother,/My little brother,/Brother/It's so hard without you [...]'" "What have I told you he'll be here ?" "I don't need you !" "Brother..." "You really thought we'll leave you ?" "We're at your side !" "Come on !" "We must find a way in !" "So,if you have any ideea,speak up !" "What....that's too much,nu ?" "We'll get inside the bank..." "through the roof !" "What....me....no...no..." "Oh yes..." "You think it'll work ?" "You think she's in heaven ?" "Come on !" "You first !" "Why me first ?" "You first !" "Let's draw !" "Two,three,you lose !" "Ok,let's go !" "I'm watching your back !" "Come on !" "Really ?" "Where did you came from ?" "The fire escape." "It was more comfortable." "And more safe,stupid cow !" "Boss,don't you think it takes them too much time ?" "Patience,boy,patience." "Isn't it,little Barbie ?" "I'll kick myself !" "Soldier,trust your supervizor !" "I already smell the money !" "I smell the money !" "And tomorrow we'll stay on the beach with our legs in the air.Specially you." "I wonder what you'll tell my father." "Hehe..."wonder what you'll tell my father"..." "listen to this...she wonders what will I tell her father..." "Really...what should I tell her father ?" "Aha..." "You smell it,no ?" "I smell it too !" "I do !" "Yes,you can feel it !" "Feel it a lot !" "Asshole !" ""And then we realized for the first time that the shortest distance between two points"" ""is the straight line."" "Aaaa...how cool were you doin' that..." "Idiot !" "ACCESS DENIED" "ACCESS DENIED..." "LOSER" "ACCESS GRANTED 1,2,3,ha ?" "Police officer's imagination !" "What-a lot-a money !" "Exactly in time !" "I must admit,in the beginning i've considered you no more than monkeys." "But now I'm sure:you really are monkeys !" "What...bad joke ?" "Yes !" "Whatever...the truth is that I've really enjoyed the episode with the president." "Too bad you'll have no one to tell the story to." "I hope you've counted them." "Yo,asshole.We've counted them.But I'm not sure about the guys from your behind." "On your mother's life ?" "On my mother's life." "Your majesty...what a surprise..." "Tell me about it..." "Let me guess: you just came to pick up your bank interest !" "Where's Iuliana ?" "Iuliana !" "Iuliana !" "Iuliana !" "See you at the palace !" "Iuliana !" "Stay away !" "I'm not kidding !" "Stay away !" "Big mistake !" "You've been better if you'd take me !" "What ?" "If you're chasing dead horses..." "Iuliana !" "Try with these !" "She's not here !" "You're not here !" "Let's go !" "Where ?" "You're really stupid ?" "Well...what can I say..." "The hero arrives last..." "Shut up..." "Come closer !" "In the past hours I gave it a good thought, and with sadnees I'll tell you: son..." "I love this fool !" "Be a men..." "He's my son-in-law..." "Really,what's your name ?" "Oops,here we have a problem..." "Tell me your name !" "I have nothing agains it." "You have a beautiful name !" "Here you are.From now on,the troublemaker is yours !" "But I don't want !" "[SPIKING GYPSY]" "How could I miss it,they're klingons !" "[SPIKING GYPSY]" "Who's this ?" "He's my lover,Armand." "But he's white !" "I always keep my word!" "Get there !" "If my father wants me to be yours,be it !" "But I'll never love you !" "Take her,anyway she'll cheat on you !" "You take care of your Mioara !" "What is your problem,ha ?" "Yo majesty !" "Ho !" "Yo !" "Haven't I done something for you ?" "A lot." "And isn't it normal you'll do something for me in return ?" "Absolutely !" "What you command,majesty ?" "Shut the fuck up !" "Yo,majesty..." "Here you are !" "Don't you dare not to make me your godfather !" "But we have a tradition." "The godfather checks the bride." ""From now on,our lives will return to their normal flow."" ""They will go back happily to their families, and me..." "I will continue my quest for a wife,"" ""like any other morron."" "[TV]'We're watching a spectacular action of annihilation of a terrorist group.'" "'What the authorities couldn't explain was that the individuals which you can see being,' 'pushed in the police cars,were found inside the bank,tied up in a room,' 'a room used as well by the police to deposit' a large quantity of fake money that'" "'needed to be destroyed next week [...]'" "Look,tomorrow I'll finish at 6..." "if you want to go together for a juice..." "You're paying ?" "Aha..." "You three..." "SEVEN YEARS LATER..." ""And so I've learned that life is full of surprizes."" ""Cornel and Leonica,like true brothers,weren't missing the opportunity to eat for free"" ""with the family,"" ""my wife...well..." "like any other women, with her little problems,"" ""and me..." "I can consider myself a happy man;" "mainly because I've succeded"" ""to keep the tradition."" "What are you doin' here ?" "Godfather...can you check me today..." "...I have to go to Paris tomorrow..." ""And the others..." "Frankfurt became the new emperor of all gypsyes,"" ""and,as any other emperor,took his role very seriously"" "And from this day on,I have to decret..." "What you cammand,your majesty ?" "Aaaa...on my mother's life !" ""The president,taking advantage of his new look and the last scientific discoveries of the ,"" ""plastic surgery,won another mandate"" "I think the Russian president will be very pleased by your politics." "You think so ?" ""This guard realized that his current job was not a very satisfieing one,so he quit and got a job"" ""that really represents his entire potential,"" ""Gratiela became over-night a TV star,"" "Stop.Stop.Stop." "I said red panties,no ?" ""And the others are still having a hard time understanding what was Armand's role in this movie.""