"Addison Shepherd." "OK, could you try Montgomery-Shepherd?" "[sighs] OK." "What about just Montgomery?" "Great." "OK." "Thank you." "Bye." "Lose your wife?" "You could say that." "What are you doing out of bed?" "Did your mother like Addison right off the bat?" "Yeah, she liked Addison fine." "Right up until the sex with my best friend part." "Uh-huh." "Well, I don't think my mother likes Cristina." "[chuckles] How's your hand?" " My hand?" " Mm-hmm." "Good." "It's great, I'm fine." "You're cold calling hotels?" "Four star hotels." "Thank God there's not that many of them." "Yes, I'll hold." "If you see Cristina, I..." "Yeah, hi." "Do you have a Montgomery-Shepherd registered there?" "[crying]" "Dr. Stevens..." "How are you?" "I'm good, Nurse Tyler." "How are you?" " Good." "Good." " I'm not crazy." "OK... then." " Ow." " He's trying to be nice." " Didn't feel very nice." " Do you need a break?" "Maybe take a nap in the on-call room." "George." " Look, Callie." " Oh." " Hey, Callie." " Hey." "You're back, that's good." "Yeah." "Everything's all good." "Not back, just visiting, but good." " OK." " Hey, you know George really likes you." " Are you still mad at him?" " I'm not mad at him, Izzie." "I would feel terrible if you were." "'Cause as good as I am right now," "I wasn't, really, very OK the other night." "Gotta love a guy who'd help his friend when he could be spending the night in a hotel room with a gorgeous woman." "Just stop." "OK?" "Just please stop." " She's a little bit of a martyr, huh?" " Looking that way." " [Joe] Tequila." "Double shot." " I didn't order this." "Joe!" "Can we have some more peanuts?" " What's this?" " You had a hard day." "Am I right?" "Nancy, Derek." " I gotta go." " You can't go." "Didn't you get the memo about the meeting?" "What meeting?" "Tonight is the very first meeting of the Dirty Mistresses Club." "Thank you." "This is nice having everyone together again." "Yeah." "Where's Cristina?" "I think I want to be a general surgeon just like she was." "How sick is that?" "Burke proposed." " What?" " I know, so George." "What did you say?" "I told him I'd take it under advisement." " What does that mean?" " I don't know." "I just can't say yes." "I can't say no, either." "I can't say yes." "Everything's different, everyone's changing." "Getting married, proposed to, opening clinics." "I'm just hovering." "I have to stop hovering." "I would kill to have Ellis Grey as my mother." "Tell my mother I signed the consent form." "You're doing the surgery in the morning." " I got a patient." " OK." "Come here." "Oh, come on." "I'm not hypothermic." "Then get out of these wet clothes before you get hypothermic." "You're half frozen." "[breathing heavily]" "Derek." "I'm saying please." "Right." "You'll be pleased to hear" "I'm proposing an expansion to the hospital board this afternoon." "Give you quite a few more places to hide." "I'm not going to hide, I'm trying to find my resident." "I come to Seattle to see you, you don't give me a moment." "Didn't come to see me, you came to get a job." " I came for both!" " You made a mistake." "Too busy wedding planning for even coffee?" "I'm not wedding planning, I'm just trying to have a life, and you, in your insidious way, are trying to screw it up, so please." " Gonna invite me?" " Where?" "To the wedding." "How'd we start talking about the wedding?" "Brides love to talk about the wedding." "What's the matter?" "Are we getting cold feet?" "Please leave." "If he's rushing you, you should tell him." "When you marry, you want to be ready." "He should understand that." "Absolutely." "Of course he won't, men don't." "We're horrible egomaniacs, every one of us." "You break off the engagement now and his ego will never recover." "Oh, well good thing Burke's not you." "[sighing] He's capable of rational thought." "Good." "You keep thinking that if you want to feel better." "You know how I hate to see you unhappy." "Hold that there for a moment." "Getting paged 16 different directions and I got lacs down here for days, so..." "I need you to handle any non-facial lacs." "Save the faces for me." " Right." " OK." "'Cause God forbid anyone survive a fiery boat crash and have a scar to show for it." " Hey, Yang?" " Yes, sir." "Congrats... on the upcoming nuptials." "What..." "What did you..." "I'm sorry, where did you..." "Who are you?" "Why would you think it's OK" " to shout that across the hospital?" " I didn't shout." "You don't know me, you're the new guy." "And you're the new guy no one really wants around, so whatever you heard, it's none of your business." "Right." " I revoke my..." " It's none of your business." "[water running]" "[door opening]" " Hey." " Hey." "You think you'll have to keep her under long?" "Well..." "I believe once I relieve the tamponade, she'll stabilize, and I can get out pretty quickly." "Good, good." "The quicker you get out, the better the chances are for the baby." " Better both their chances." " [sighs]" "Dr. Yang?" "Your post-op and pre-op patients are all in good shape, so I'd like to scrub in." "Dr. Yang, I believe your orders were to report to the pit." "[Addison clearing throat]" "[clears throat]" "Sloan knows." " I'm sorry?" " Mark Sloan knows." "Everyone knows." "Everyone knows before Meredith knows and that's on you, so you owe me this." "Dr. Yang." "Pit." "Now." "[chuckles] There is nothing emergent in the pit." "I checked." "Dr. Yang." "Fine." "I will go to the pit." "All this wedding fuss." "You think I don't know what you're up to?" "Really, you surprise me." "I thought this kind of foolishness was beneath you." "I'm just trying to plan my wedding." "That's it." " It does this to people." " Not to you." "How would you know?" "I never said yes to you." " Wait." "No." "Can you get this..." " [Cristina] Ow!" " Is it backwards?" " OK, I think it's..." "No." "I think that maybe this hand goes in the other sleeve." " [Cristina] Oh, oh." " Yeah." "Cristina, dear." "Are you thinking quarter or cathedral length veil?" "This is the style of dress I wore on my wedding day." " Oh..." " OK, the zipper is caught" " on the petticoat." " That's my hair!" "Ow!" " [Meredith] Sorry." " Is everything all right?" " Izzie." " OK, wait." "Here they come." "Grab the skirt, I'll hide under the layers of..." "We're available if you need another pair of hands." "OK!" "Oh, no..." "OK." "Choke me." "Zip me up tighter and then take this dress and cut off my air so I'll faint and put me out of my misery." "I think I just peed a little." "Just pee on the dress, pee on the dress." "Iz." "Izzie." "Can you go deal with the moms?" "Um..." "What do I say?" "OK, you take the dress, I'll take the moms." "[muffled] Thanks." "Meredith, I'm not joking." "My hair." "It's in my hair." " OK, I'm sorry." " Hey..." "Do you guys have a tissue?" "A tissue?" "Don't tell me you got makeup on that dress." "Oh, no, no, no, it's Cristina." "She's..." "She's a little overcome." " I can't breathe!" "I can't breathe!" " Overcome?" "Yeah, you know." "She's a bride and brides cry sometimes." " Cristina overcome?" " She..." "She really loves your son." " Oh." " Thank you." "Oh, and if you could give us a few." "Doesn't want you to see her like this." " Cristina overcome?" " Mm-hmm." "OK, here." "I bought us at least five minutes." "Just, you know..." "Oh, you're my hero." "Wow." "That's just so..." " I hate this so much ...hideously ugly." "[all laughing]" " That your toast?" " Yeah." "Keep it clean." "Dirty never plays." "Are we almost at the end of the best man advice?" "Because I have to tell you, considering the source it's hard for me to take it seriously." "I'm your best man, Derek." "Always have been." "What's that supposed to mean?" "In college, we'd go out together, I'd be talking to a girl, you'd be standing there like an idiot." "And at the end of the night, she wants to know who my quiet friend is." " Hmm." " Assumes you're deep." "I choose plastics and suddenly I'm superficial compared to Derek Shepherd, the great brain surgeon." "And sleeping with Addison?" "You wanna be honest about it, Derek..." "That's the best thing I ever did for you." " Oh, come on." " You had a lousy marriage." "Suddenly, it's not your fault." "You know what the best man's job is?" " No." " Make the groom look good." "You made a career out of looking good in comparison to me." "It's too long." "Short and sweet, Derek." "Always leave 'em wanting more."