"He nails Harrison, and he dragged him down..." "As if he were gonna hogtie him too." "J.B. Logan was there to help out." "Anderson's ninth tackle." "He has two of them behind the line of scrimmage." "Give Harrison four yards to the 26." "Stoney Walker's coming in and Rufus middleton is going out." "That gives middleton a breather." "Has he been burning up a few Miles today on the stadium turf!" "Rufus middleton." "All right, it's second and six on the 26." "Stoney Walker deployed wide right, Larry singer left." "How long do we have to keep watching this crap?" "He had some room to run..." "Except for that man from Jacksonville, Florida, James Washington LA Croix," "Who made a good, sure low tackle..." "Just as Harrison was about to spurt deep into the secondary." "We've had ourselves quite an exciting ball game this afternoon, fans." "Only a moron could sit and watch two football games," "One after the other." "Victorio covers him there." "Singer left." "It's about time Robinson went to singer." "Harrison and mancusso are split behind Robinson." "Robinson gives instead to Harrison, up the middle again." "He may have the first down as he plows close to the 20 yard line." "Let's see where they mark the ball." "Billy jacoby and Sonny Anderson again making the tackle." "It's going to be... thank God." "Mmm." "I feel so good." "I feel so relaxed." "You know, the help is off, crewe." "The phones are off." "We're all alone." "Let's get it on, honey." "Come on." "Hey!" "Come on, honey." "Let's get it on, honey." "Come on." "Wake up, baby." "Come on." "Let's get it on, honey." "Come on." "You know it'll be good." "You know how good it'd be." "Let's get it on, honey." "Come on." " Come on, crewe!" " Get off of me!" "Let's get it on, honey." "Come on." "That son of a bitch!" "Where the hell do you think you're going?" "Splitting." "Splitting." "Where the hell do you think you're going?" "Mm-hmm." "You split when I tell you to split, where the hell do you think you're going?" "You all-American son of a bitch." "Where the hell do you think you're going?" "Lovely, lovely." "Where the hell do you think you're going?" "And when you walk out, stay out!" "You're too expensive to be useless." "And when you walk out, stay out!" "Whore!" "That's exactly what you are, a whore." "Whore!" "I never looked at it that way before." "Everybody's bought you." "The colleges, the pros, your gamblers." "I never looked at it that way before." "Everybody's bought you." "Who do you think bought those caps on your teeth," "I never looked at it that way before." "Everybody's bought you." "The clothes you're wearing and the bloody tan that you've got?" "I never looked at it that way before." "Everybody's bought you." "Me!" "I never looked at it that way before." "Everybody's bought you." "Have I ever neglected to thank you, Melissa?" "Hmm?" "I never looked at it that way before." "Everybody's bought you." "You has-been!" "I never looked at it that way before." "Everybody's bought you." "Where are your keys?" "If I took everything back that I gave you..." "I never looked at it that way before." "Everybody's bought you." "Stay away from my keys." "You'd be bare-ass naked." "Shut up." "I never looked at it that way before." "Everybody's bought you." "Where are your goddamn keys?" "Don't touch my keys." "I never looked at it that way before." "Everybody's bought you." "Ow!" "I never looked at it that way before." "Everybody's bought you." "I think the love has gone out of our relationship." "Bastard!" "I think the love has gone out of our relationship." "Don't you take my Maserati." "I earned it." "I think the love has gone out of our relationship." "I told you not to touch my goddamn car!" "I told you not to touch my goddamn car!" "¶¶" "Gimme the police." "Gimme the police." "¶¶" "Gimme the police." "¶¶" "Gimme the police." "Hee-hee!" "Hee-hee!" "¶ They may not like to drink your whiskey ¶" "¶ you might even suit yourself ¶" "¶ they may not like to drink your whiskey ¶" "¶ so why don't we dump all people ¶" "¶ they may not like to drink your whiskey ¶" "¶ to the bottom of the sea ¶" "¶ they may not like to drink your whiskey ¶" "¶ before some old fools come around here ¶" "¶ wanna shoot either you or me ¶" "¶ before some old fools come around here ¶" "¶ Mr. Saturday night's the special ¶" "¶ before some old fools come around here ¶" "¶¶" "¶ Before some old fools come around here ¶" "¶¶" " You have a driver's license?" " What, are you takin' a poll?" " You have a driver's license?" " What, are you takin' a poll?" "Look what we got here." "A miniature cop." " You have a driver's license?" " What, are you takin' a poll?" " You have a driver's license?" " What, are you takin' a poll?" "Can we see your driver's license?" "What?" "Can we see your driver's license?" "Can we see your driver's license?" "See if I can get it out." "Can we see your driver's license?" " It's him, all right." "  Why'd you dump her car in the bay?" "What?" "Why'd you dump her car in the bay?" " It's him, all right." "  Why'd you dump her car in the bay?" "I couldn't find a car wash." " It's him, all right." "  Why'd you dump her car in the bay?" " It's him, all right." "  Why'd you dump her car in the bay?" "Step away from the bar, please." "Mister, step away from the bar!" "Don't get pushy, cowboy." "Mister, step away from the bar!" "Turn it around." "Come on!" "Hold him!" "Hold that son of a bitch!" "Hold him!" "Now we got you." "We got you for stealin' a car, hold him!" "Hold that son of a bitch!" "Hold him!" "Drunken driving, drunk in public and resistin' arrest." "Hold him!" "Hold that son of a bitch!" "Hold him!" "You wanna try for something else?" "I'm gonna make you taller!" "You wanna try for something else?" "I'm gonna make you taller!" "Okay, men, let's go." "Good afternoon." "Where are you from, please?" "Palm beach county." "Thank you, sir." "Good afternoon." "Where are you from, please?" "  The second door down." " This way, men." "Good afternoon." "Where are you from, please?" "They gave you $10,000 for shaving off your mustache on television?" "Good afternoon." "Where are you from, please?" "Mm-hmm." "Good afternoon." "Where are you from, please?" "How 'bout giving me $5,000 worth?" "Good afternoon." "Where are you from, please?" "It's comin' right off." "There's about 2,500." "Three thousand." "It's comin' right off." "There's about 2,500." "Four thousand comin' up." "It's comin' right off." "There's about 2,500." "Five thousand!" "It's comin' right off." "There's about 2,500." " Anything else, sir?" " That's it." "Hmph." "Warden hazen thinks you're some pretty hot stuff." "Hmph." "But I'm captain knauer." "Hmph." "And I'm gonna spell things out for you, boy." "I run this prison." "Hmph." "He sits behind that desk growing old." "I'm out here bustin' heads." "Hmph." "And I run the football team." "Hmph." " What football team?" " My football team." "Hmph." "Oh." "Hmph." "Hazen's gonna ask you to help coach." "Hmph." "And you just tell him, "no way."" "Hmph." "Hmph." "Yeah." "You know somethin', crewe?" "Ow!" "Yeah." "You know somethin', crewe?" "I don't like you." "You understand that?" "Oh, yeah." "You understand that?" "Attention, cell block 3-a." "Please report as scheduled to your period assignment," "Attention, cell block 3-a." "Except for carpentry and accounting classes." "Attention, cell block 3-a." "All men assigned to farm detail will meet..." "Attention, cell block 3-a." "At 1:00 in the rotunda." "Attention, cell block 3-a." "Warden, captain knauer is here with inmate crewe." " Send him in." " Thank you, sir." "Warden, captain knauer is here with inmate crewe." "You can go in now." "Thank you, miss toot." "Paul crewe." "The "wrecking" crewe." "It's good to have you here." "Thank you." "It's good to have you here." "Young people can learn a great deal from a skillfully played football game." "Offense, defense, spirit of achievement, teamwork." "Young people can learn a great deal from a skillfully played football game." "You might say..." "The game embodies what has made our country great." "It's a great game." "It's played by great men." "The game embodies what has made our country great." "Uh..." "We, uh... we have something of a football team here ourselves, you know." "Uh..." "First rank, semipro, southeastern league, runner up, national champions past five years." "First rank, semipro, southeastern league," "Mr. Crewe, what do you think of semipro ball?" "Semipro's a joke." "Mr. Crewe, what do you think of semipro ball?" "Well," "Perhaps we could use a few pointers from the big leagues." "Well," "Captain, what do you say to Mr. Crewe looking in, well," "And giving us the benefit of his invaluable knowledge?" "Well," "That's a real good idea, warden." "We can use all the help we can get." "Well," "Uh-huh." "Well," "Well?" "Well," "I haven't picked a football up in eight years." "I'm not in very good shape." "Well," "Nobody's asking you to play, Mr. Crewe." "Well," "What we need is a coach, new blood." "Well," "A new game plan?" "Well," "Anybody who's pro football's most valuable player..." "Has got something special, and I want to have that." "I'm not interested in football anymore." "Mr. Crewe, uh," "I don't mind saying, I pulled a lot of strings to get you down here." "Mr. Crewe, uh, well, I appreciate that." "Mr. Crewe, uh, look," "Mr. Crewe, uh, what I want is a national title." "Mr. Crewe, uh, if perchance you should help us achieve that goal," "I expect your stay here with us will be very agreeable." "If perchance you should help us achieve that goal, well?" "I just wanna do my time and then get out of here." "Very well." "I just wanna do my time and then get out of here." "All right, I'll turn you over to the good hands of captain knauer." "Swamp reclamation." "All right, I'll turn you over to the good hands of captain knauer." "Get him out of here." "Captain?" "Yes, sir?" "I'd like a word with you." "Captain?" "Yes, sir?" "For the past five years..." "You've promised me the national title." "For the past five years..." "And for each of those years, you've come up short." "For the past five years..." "You know how hard I try, sir." "When I want an answer, I'll indicate it." "For the past five years..." "Yes, sir." "You've asked for bonus money." "For the past five years..." "Certainly take their football seriously, don't they?" "For the past five years..." "This year you've asked for new game uniforms." "I've okayed them." "For the past five years..." "Everything you've asked for, I've given you!" "For the past five years..." "I appreciate it, sir, but..." "now, for the past five years..." "I want that title." "For the past five years..." "You will give me that title or you will be out of a job." "For the past five years..." "You and all that overpriced beef you call a team!" "For the past five years..." "For all I've given you, we should be in the goddamn super bowl!" "For the past five years..." "I've lost patience, goddamn it!" "The gravy train is over!" "For the past five years..." "This year you're gonna win!" "My, you have lovely hair." "For the past five years..." "This is your last chance!" "For the past five years..." "Prison is no different from any other community." "For the past five years..." "Ever find any spiders in it?" "For the past five years... authority in here, then I haven't done my job." "For the past five years..." " I'm not being unreasonable, am I?" " No, sir." "For the past five years..." "Then you'll give me the title?" "Yes, sir." "For the past five years..." "Good!" "For the past five years..." "And I want that man out there." "And I want you to make that son of a bitch enthusiastic!" "And I want that man out there." "Did you ever do it standing up?" "All right, let's move it." "Did you ever do it standing up?" "I run this prison!" "I tell you to forget football, you don't think twice." "What're you so mad about?" "I run this prison!" "You better start takin' life serious." "I did what you told me to do!" "I run this prison!" "Hey, superstar, you get a good night's sleep?" "Too bad you missed breakfast." "It was real yummy." "Hey, superstar, you get a good night's sleep?" "Gotta get it done." "Let's go." "Hey, superstar, you get a good night's sleep?" "This is "make work" day." "Make work day!" "Hey, superstar, you get a good night's sleep?" "What the hell's "make work"?" "Hey, superstar, you get a good night's sleep?" "That's where you shovel it in, and you shovel it back out again." "Hey, superstar, you get a good night's sleep?" "Hustle in there now." "Cover that." "Hey, superstar, you get a good night's sleep?" "Get that wheelbarrow!" "Let's go, single file." "Get that wheelbarrow!" "Hang it up, hang it up." "Get that wheelbarrow!" "Got that covered?" "Get that wheelbarrow!" "All right, let's go." "Come on." "Get a shovel." "All right, let's go." "Come on." "Hey, you, superstar." "I got an idea." "Granville, come on." "You ever work with a nigger before?" "Get another shovel, boy!" "All right, let's go!" "Heave it out!" " Sittin' down, boss?" " Not today, boy." "Wipin' off, boss." "Not today, boy." " Rollin' one, boss?" " Not yet, boy." "Wipin' off, boss." "Not today, boy." "Now you know how it feels to do black man's work." "Wipin' off, boss." "Not today, boy." "How do you like it?" "It sorta grows on you." "Wipin' off, boss." "Not today, boy." " No talkin', granny!" " Yes, boss." "Wipin' off, boss." "Not today, boy." "You and your friend there'll find themselves in bad time." "Wipin' off, boss." "Not today, boy." "Yes, boss." "Sorry about that." "Wipin' off, boss." "Not today, boy." "What's he think this is?" "Good time?" "Looky, looky, looky!" "Here comes cooky!" "What's he think this is?" "Good time?" "What's he think this is?" "Good time?" "Big deal!" "Look at him now!" "Big deal!" "How do you like them apples?" "¶ shooting' star ¶ big deal!" "Move the line." "Real friendly types you got around here." "Might be your own fault." "Really?" "Real friendly types you got around here." "Most of these ol' boys don't have nothin'." "Real friendly types you got around here." "Never had nothin' to start with." "Real friendly types you got around here." "But you, you had it all." "Real friendly types you got around here." "Then you let your teammates down, got yourself caught with your hand in the cookie jar." "Real friendly types you got around here." "I did, did I?" "I ain't sayin' you did or you didn't." "Real friendly types you got around here." "All I'm sayin' is, you could've robbed banks, sold dope, real friendly types you got around here." "Or stole your grandmother's pension checks and none of us would've minded." "Real friendly types you got around here." "But shaving' points off a football game, man, that's un-American." "Real friendly types you got around here." "You take your football here real serious, don't you?" "You mind if I ask you one question?" "Yeah, I do." "You take your football here real serious, don't you?" "Why'd you do it?" "It's a long story." "You take your football here real serious, don't you?" "Well, I got eight years." "You take your football here real serious, don't you?" "Oh, my God!" "What the hell is that?" "That's a member of the warden's football team." "Oh, my God!" "What the hell is that?" "Some of these guards are not just everyday run-of-the-mill guards." "Oh, my God!" "What the hell is that?" "Crewe!" "Granville!" "Front and center!" "Crewe!" "What now?" "Crewe!" "That means we don't get to finish this delicious lunch." "Crewe!" "What's he lookin' for?" "Snakes." "What's he lookin' for?" "Snakes?" "Yeah." "What's he lookin' for?" "Take five!" "Rollin' one, boss?" "Not today, boy." "Oh, jeez." "Mmm." "Terrific." "Football faggot!" "Terrific." "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "How long you been in this asylum, pop?" "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "Thirty-four years." "Thirty-four years?" "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "Yep." "Last six and a half right here in the swamp." "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "Too old for reclamation, so they made me barrack's chief." "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "You ought to be comin' up for parole soon, shouldn't you?" "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "Well, 30 years ago I made the mistake of slugging' a fish bull." "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "Hazen." "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "Just my luck, he made warden." "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "Sent me out here when I was 64 to die." "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "But I've been hangin' on." "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "Way I figure, we'll all be in the same place a thousand years from now." "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "So what the hell?" "Yeah, what the hell?" "Salt pill up here, boss?" "Go get it, boy." "All right, you assholes, back to work!" "Hey!" "This ain't no country club, superstar." "Move your ass!" "No, son!" "You gotta get off the bunk!" "Man, for God's sake, get up!" "No, son!" "You gotta get off the bunk!" "Come on, on your feet." "Listen to me." "No, son!" "You gotta get off the bunk!" "Nobody's allowed on the bunks till five minutes before lights out." "No, son!" "You gotta get off the bunk!" "They'll put you in the oven." "Man, that can kill ya!" "Did you have any supper yet?" "No." "Did you have any supper yet?" "Later I'll try to get you some chow." "Did you have any supper yet?" "You gotta eat, man, or you'll die of mono." "Did you have any supper yet?" "And they could care less!" "Did you have any supper yet?" "Get off of me!" "Watch it, man!" "Where the hell you goin'?" "Move outta here!" "Get off of me!" "Twinkle, twinkle, little superstar." "Get off of me!" " Guard?" " Yeah, boy?" "I wanna see the warden." " Guard?" " Yeah, boy?" "Pass the salt." "Boy." "He's here." "He's here." "That's gonna get you 24 hours in the hot box, boy." "I quit." "What makes you so tough?" "I don't know." "It just comes natural." "What makes you so tough?" "That'll cost you, boy." "Rise and shine!" "Rise and shine." "Rise and shine!" "Oh, it's room service." "Pretty gamey." "Oh, it's room service." "Take a shower." "Put on some clean whites." "The warden wants to see ya." "The warden?" "Take a shower." "Put on some clean whites." "Get on down there." "Take a shower." "Put on some clean whites." " Set!" " Well?" " What do you think of my team?" " Mean." " Set!" " Well?" "Crude but mean." " Set!" " Well?" "Ah, I was depending on you, you know?" " Set!" " Well?" "Well, there's so little time left now." "It's quite a problem." "Well, there's so little time left now." "They need something before that first game." "Well, there's so little time left now." "You have to win the first game?" "Right." "Well, that's relatively simple." "Mmm?" "You have to win the first game?" "Right." "Yeah." "Get yourself a tune-up game, you know?" "You have to win the first game?" "Right." "A what?" "A tune-up game like the pros have." "You have to win the first game?" "Right." "You find yourself some hungry semipro team that's not in your league." "You have to win the first game?" "Right." "You bring 'em in here and you kick the shit out of 'em." "You have to win the first game?" "Right." "Well, you have to win the first game?" "Right." "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "That team against the pros?" "Yeah." "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "You'd have a real problem." "Ah." "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "Well... well, uh, how do you think we'd do against the pros?" "How do you think we'd do against the cons?" "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "I didn't know the cons had a team." "They don't." "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "But you've given me an inspiration." "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "I've decided, Mr. Crewe, that you're gonna put one together for me." "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "For that little tune-up game, you know?" "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "And you're gonna play quarterback." "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "I can't do that." "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "Why not?" "They're semipro." "We wouldn't have a chance... how do you think we'd do against the pros?" "You said so yourself." "It's a big joke." "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "That's why people like to have me around." "Because I have a sense of humor." "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "Mr. Crewe, how do you think we'd do against the pros?" "As old Mr. Sam used to say, how do you think we'd do against the pros?" ""In this institution, how do you think we'd do against the pros?" "To get along, you go along."" "How do you think we'd do against the pros?" "Wait a minute!" "Wait a minute!" "I'm just gonna do what's left of my 18 months quietly, wait a minute!" "Wait a minute!" "And I'm out of here." "Oh, yes." "Wait a minute!" "Wait a minute!" "Eighteen months." "Wait a minute!" "Wait a minute!" "But that was to make parole." "That was before you struck captain knauer." "Your basic sentence is from two to five years." "You could be here with us a long time, Mr. Crewe." "Your basic sentence is from two to five years." "If I get this team together, how long do I have to get them organized?" "Four weeks." "If I get this team together, we're talkin' about early parole, right?" "I believe we are." "All right, I'll play." "What?" "I didn't hear you." "All right, I'll play." "I'll play." "Sir." "I'll play, sir." "I'll play." "Sir." "History." "I read you like a book, Mr. Crewe." "History." "One more thing." "What is it?" "History." "You keep knauer off my back." "History." "Give us a game, Mr. Crewe." " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." ""Anyone with any experience or desire." " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "Prison football team." "Sign up."" " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "What do you think?" " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." " Maybe I'll get annihilated." " Forget it." " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "Wait a second." "Hey!" " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "Here's the way I look at it." " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "Suppose you break your leg or something like that." " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "That's six weeks easy time in the hospital." "To me, that's biscuits and gravy." " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "Tell me somethin'." "Would they let me play tackle?" " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "Sure." " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "That means I spend half the time lookin' directly across into walking' boss's eyes, right?" " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "Now you got it." "I always had a thing for walkin' boss." " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "Yeah, and walkin' boss always had a thing for you." " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "Hold it, hold it." "Don't you guys know a good thing when you see it?" " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "You get a free crack at the guards!" "Not to mention, a chance to kill one of 'em!" " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "Legal!" "Bullshit!" "I ain't signing that damn thing." " I'll give you a game." " "Hit and be hit." "This honky golden boy sold out his own teammates, didn't he?" "He damn sure did." "He did it once, he'll do it again!" "This honky golden boy sold out his own teammates, didn't he?" "He damn sure did." "Hi." "Hi." "You know you're doin' it all wrong?" "Oh, yeah?" "Hi." "Hi." "Yeah." "You're never gonna put a team together with that bunch." "Hi." "Hi." "Well, I appreciate the advice." "Hi." "Hi." "I can help you." "I'm Nate scarboro." "Hi." "Hi." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "Step into my office." "Thank you." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "I'm, uh, Paul crewe." "Yeah, I know." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "You made all pro your last year, didn't you?" "Right." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "Why'd you quit?" "It was a simple decision." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "Doc said quit football or quit walking." "My knee had all the operations it could take." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "I figured walking was better than sitting." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "Maybe I made the wrong choice." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "Anyway, you got 15 guys that're worth a damn." "The rest..." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "How long did hazen give you to get 'em ready?" "A month." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "You bought a bill of goods." "I didn't have any choice." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "And you don't have one black player out there." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "There are at least 15 in this prison with enough experience to make this club." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "None of 'em signed up." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "I played eleven years in the league, never even got a hangnail." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "I'm not gonna get hurt in this game." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "I'm gonna get the biggest guys I can find and surround myself." "I know the guards." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "I've watched them play for 11 years." "I've seen how they've won games and why they lost 'em." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "I know those bums better than they know themselves." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "You just got yourself a job." "Head coach." "Nate scarboro, giants?" "Yeah." "Great bunch of guys you got here." ""Strangled both wives with pantyhose."" "Great bunch of guys you got here." ""Triple murder, including body dismemberment."" "Great bunch of guys you got here." ""Hacked mother with meat cleaver."" "Great bunch of guys you got here." "Charming, charming." "Great bunch of guys you got here." "Double-check the ones with two stars because they're the most violent." "Great bunch of guys you got here." "Got any with three stars?" "Great bunch of guys you got here." "Warden, I think this game's a big mistake." "Captain," "Warden, I think this game's a big mistake." "Not only will you have the chance to hone our team to a fine edge," "Warden, I think this game's a big mistake." "You'll also have the opportunity to learn a great deal about life." "Warden, I think this game's a big mistake." "Why is it, do you suppose," "Warden, I think this game's a big mistake." "That I can walk through this yard..." "Warden, I think this game's a big mistake." "Surrounded by hate and in total command?" "Warden, I think this game's a big mistake." "'Cause you got 15 gun turrets around you that say you can." "Warden, I think this game's a big mistake." "Partly, partly." "They could stop us right now, grab us, partly, partly." "Slit our throats." "Partly, partly." "But they don't." "Partly, partly." "We get the right person in the right place at the right time, partly, partly." "We can surprise the shit out of 'em one game, one time." "Partly, partly." "We can do it!" "You guys about through?" "Partly, partly." "Time's almost up." "Okay, pop." "Hold your water." "Partly, partly." "You better hurry up." "What have you got for me, sunshine?" "Partly, partly." "I can get you steroids, vitamins, greenies." "Anything you want." "Partly, partly." "You name it." "I'm the best hustler in the joint." "Partly, partly." "How much of what this guy says he can do can he do?" "Partly, partly." "He can get you laid in here..." "With a woman." "What more can I tell you?" "Yeah?" "But can you get me the medical files on the guardsmen?" "What more can I tell you?" "Yeah?" "What for?" "What more can I tell you?" "Yeah?" "I want to find out who had any broken bones." "What more can I tell you?" "Yeah?" "Sonny tannen." "Strong as an ox." "You'll love him." "What more can I tell you?" "Yeah?" "Is that him?" "That's him." "Hello, Sonny." "How'd you like to play some football?" "F-football?" "Hello, Sonny." "How'd you like to play some football?" "Yeah." "Would you like that?" "Hello, Sonny." "How'd you like to play some football?" "You mean, w-we get to h-hit the guards?" "Hello, Sonny." "How'd you like to play some football?" "You'd like that, wouldn't you, Sonny?" "Hello, Sonny." "How'd you like to play some football?" "Hello, Sonny." "How'd you like to play some football?" "Report to the practice field tomorrow morning at 9:00." "Hello, Sonny." "How'd you like to play some football?" "Hello, Sonny." "How'd you like to play some football?" "What's his name?" "Indian." "That makes sense." "Don't do any ethnic jokes." "What's his name?" "Indian." "Indian, this is Paul crewe." "Hi." "Hi." "Indian, this is Paul crewe." "I hear you play some football." "A little bit." "Indian, this is Paul crewe." " Good." "Where?" " Oklahoma state." "Indian, this is Paul crewe." " Oklahoma state u.?" " Prison." "Indian, this is Paul crewe." "Yeah." "Well, first thing we gotta do is get you transferred out of here..." "Indian, this is Paul crewe." "And on the football field." "How?" "Indian, this is Paul crewe." "We'll work on it." "That pretty heavy?" "About 400 pounds." "That's pretty heavy." "George samson granada." "Mr. Florida, 1964." "That's pretty heavy." "George samson granada." "Uh, Paul crewe." "That's pretty heavy." "George samson granada." "You know Florida?" "Yeah, yeah." "That's pretty heavy." "George samson granada." "They got tough cops here." "Small but tough." "That's pretty heavy." "George samson granada." "Uh, we're gettin' up a football game against the guards." "That's pretty heavy." "George samson granada." "Wondered if maybe you and some of your buddies..." "That's pretty heavy." "George samson granada." "Would like to join in on the fun." "That's pretty heavy." "George samson granada." "With the guards?" "That's pretty heavy." "George samson granada." "Uh-huh." "That's pretty heavy." "George samson granada." "Sure, I'd like that." "That's pretty heavy." "George samson granada." "Sign him up." "I'm way ahead of you." " See you around." " Look forward to it." "Sign him up." "I'm way ahead of you." "Samson, huh?" "Aah!" "Samson." "Don't cut your hair." "What do you think?" "Defensively we can hold 'em to two or three touchdowns." "But we need better pass receiving, and more speed in the backfield to win." "To win?" "I'm just talking about surviving." "Who's talking about winning?" "To win?" "So am I." "To win?" "This just isn't a football game to the warden." "To win?" "He shows you and this team up and he's showin' up the whole prison population." "To win?" "Nate, it's just a game." "All I wanna do is come out of it alive." "It's just a game." "Nate, it's just a game." "Not to him it isn't." "Nate, it's just a game." "It's a fear and violence philosophy." "Nate, it's just a game." "He's given us this chance to be free for a few hours," "Nate, it's just a game." "To try and be men again, so he can destroy us." "Nate, it's just a game." "Nate, if you're thinking about winning this game, then you're as crazy as he is." "Nate, if you're thinking about winning this game, well, maybe so." "Nate, if you're thinking about winning this game, but you spend 14 years in this tank," "Nate, if you're thinking about winning this game, and you begin to understand that you've only got two things left..." "Nate, if you're thinking about winning this game, they can't sweat out of you or beat out of you." "Nate, if you're thinking about winning this game, your balls." "And you better hang on to 'em..." "Nate, if you're thinking about winning this game, because they're about the only thing you're gonna have when you get out of here." "Nate, if you're thinking about winning this game," "good night, Nate." "Good night." "The use of toilet facilities is suspended for two hours..." "Good night, Nate." "Good night." "Until repairs are completed." "Good night, Nate." "Good night." "Sorry, men." "Good night, Nate." "Good night." "Good night, Nate." "Good night." "  Mason." " Yeah." "Follow my lead." "We're gonna do this sucker." "  Mason." " Yeah." "Yeah." "  Mason." " Yeah." "Might as well see what this boy wants." "Pretty boy, we know what you want, man." "We don't play no ball." "Might as well see what this boy wants." "Figured you did." "Might as well see what this boy wants." "Well, we do, but we don't." "There it is." "Might as well see what this boy wants." "You two guys were drafted by the pros, weren't you?" "Yeah." "Pros." "You two guys were drafted by the pros, weren't you?" "I understand, but we no longer perform for the honky's amusement." "You two guys were drafted by the pros, weren't you?" "Say, man, I'll play." "You two guys were drafted by the pros, weren't you?" " But you gotta guarantee me one thing." "I'll start." " You got it." "You two guys were drafted by the pros, weren't you?" "All right." "You two guys were drafted by the pros, weren't you?" "What's wrong with you, nigger?" "We don't fuck with them." "You two guys were drafted by the pros, weren't you?" " I'm gonna play football." " But not with them honkies, man." "You two guys were drafted by the pros, weren't you?" "You better leave." "I'll talk to you later." "You two guys were drafted by the pros, weren't you?" "Yeah, leave." "You look better going than you did coming', anyway." "You two guys were drafted by the pros, weren't you?" "What's wrong with you?" "I'm gonna play football." "Look, brother... what's wrong with you?" "I ain't none of you goddamn brother." "You know what, granville?" "What's wrong with you?" "You ain't nothin' but a big ol' dumb, stupid fool." "Nigger, you is a fool." "What's wrong with you?" "It makes more sense me bangin' one of those big dudes upside the head..." "What's wrong with you?" "Than to be bangin' you upside of yours." "What's wrong with you?" "Aw, nigger, please!" "Shit!" "What's wrong with you?" "Where are they?" "What's wrong with you?" "They're not due for another five minutes." "What's the matter?" "What's wrong with you?" "We're in big trouble, you know that?" "I got a bunch of clowns." "What's wrong with you?" "I don't even know if they played high school football, much less college football." "What's wrong with you?" "We're playing a semipro team." "What's wrong with you?" "Plus the fact that I haven't picked up one of those things in about seven years." "What's wrong with you?" "What're you worried about?" "Once you got it, you got it." "What's wrong with you?" "Throw one at that tire over there." "Just like makin' love." "What's wrong with you?" "Once you've done it, you never forget how." "What's wrong with you?" "See what I mean?" "All right, men, see what I mean?" "We're not gonna have time to learn any complicated patterns." "See what I mean?" "So we're gonna concentrate on the basic plays." "See what I mean?" "But we might learn a few specialty plays, see what I mean?" "If you know what I mean." "See what I mean?" "See what I mean?" "Aah!" "Naturally we're gonna try to get away with as much as possible." "And my executive assistant, Mr. Nate scarboro, aah!" "Naturally we're gonna try to get away with as much as possible." "Will be happy, more than happy, aah!" "Naturally we're gonna try to get away with as much as possible." "To show you just exactly how much you can try to get away with." "Aah!" "Naturally we're gonna try to get away with as much as possible." "The one thing that you're gonna have to remember, the one most important factor, the one thing that you're gonna have to remember, is to protect your quarterback, me!" "The one thing that you're gonna have to remember, wait a minute." "That's no bullshit." "If anything happens to me, wait a minute." "That's no bullshit." "If I get hurt, wait a minute." "That's no bullshit." "We're gonna have to live with the fact that we had one chance, wait a minute." "That's no bullshit." "One chance in a million to humiliate those bastards, wait a minute." "That's no bullshit." "And we blew it." "Wait a minute." "That's no bullshit." "Is that clear?" "Yeah!" "All right." "Now, we're gonna hurt 'em, right?" "Is that clear?" "Yeah!" "Right!" "Is that clear?" "Yeah!" "All right." "Is that clear?" "Yeah!" "We're gonna kick the shit out of 'em, right?" "Is that clear?" "Yeah!" "Right!" "Is that clear?" "Yeah!" "Right!" "All right!" "Is that clear?" "Yeah!" "Now, backs and ends come with me, the rest of you stay here." "Is that clear?" "Yeah!" "Okay, linemen." "Come on, linemen!" "What's the agility rating on this?" "Maximum is ten." "All right, men, just hit the holes." "What's the agility rating on this?" "Maximum is ten." "I don't wanna hear you hit any rubber." "Knees high." "What's the agility rating on this?" "Maximum is ten." "Come on, let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's... what's the agility rating on this?" "Maximum is ten." "That's a two." "Let's go!" "What's the agility rating on this?" "Maximum is ten." "Very good." "Knees high." "Seven." "What's the agility rating on this?" "Maximum is ten." "Let's go." "Hubba, hubba, hubba!" "Knees high, knees high." "What's the agility rating on this?" "Maximum is ten." "Okay, let's move over to the blocking dummies." "What's the agility rating on this?" "Maximum is ten." "Come on, Sonny." "Sonny?" "Over here." "What's the agility rating on this?" "Maximum is ten." "All right, granny." "All right, granny." "What'll I give granny?" "Six." "Seven." "Would, uh..." "would that be a ten?" "That's a ten." "Would, uh..." "would that be a ten?" "All right, I wanna see you really hit." "On three." "Would, uh..." "would that be a ten?" "Hup one!" "Hup two!" "Hup three!" "Would, uh..." "would that be a ten?" "Would, uh..." "would that be a ten?" "All right!" "Let's protect the passer this time!" "Let's go, babe!" "Get him." "All right!" "Let's protect the passer this time!" "Good idea." "All right!" "Let's protect the passer this time!" "All right!" "Let's protect the passer this time!" "I'm gonna pinch your head off, you mother!" "All right!" "Let's protect the passer this time!" "Hup one!" "Hup two!" "Hup three!" "All right!" "Let's protect the passer this time!" "Sorry, man." "Nice tackle, granville." "Coach, where the hell are all those goddamn specialists you promised me?" "Jesus Christ." "There he is, Connie shokner." "Jesus Christ." "The very baddest cat in the joint." "Jesus Christ." "Even the guards are terrified of him." "Jesus Christ." "He killed five people on the outside, and two since he's been in here..." "Jesus Christ." "With his bare hands." "Jesus Christ." "Karate's bad." "Jesus Christ." "That's before he learned karate." "Oh." "Jesus Christ." "What's he doin' now?" "Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him." "What's he doin' now?" "Paul?" "Paul?" "What's he doin' now?" "I smell a rat." "Hello, unger." "What's he doin' now?" "Paul." "I got something very important I wanna ask you." "Paul." "Paul, I wanna be manager." "Caretaker's manager." "Paul." "I'm better than he is." "Let me prove it to you." "Beat it, unger." "Paul." "Fuck off!" "Paul." "What have you got against me, anyway?" "Why don't you like me?" "I'm crazy about you." "I think you're terrific." "What have you got against me, anyway?" "Why don't you like me?" "Friendship..." "What have you got against me, anyway?" "Why don't you like me?" "Is something that should never be taken lightly, Paul." "What have you got against me, anyway?" "Why don't you like me?" "I really want people to like me." "But they never do." "I really want people to like me." "I'd like very much to be your friend, Paul." "Well, it'd be an..." "Honor and a privilege, unger." "Now, if you'll just excuse me." "Well, it'd be an..." "Honor and a privilege, unger." "Paul?" "Well, it'd be an..." "Honor and a privilege, unger." "You sure about that?" "I can't be manager?" "You sure about that?" "Caretaker's manager." "You sure about that?" "If I'd only found you sooner." "You know." "You sure about that?" "It's a good thing he loves you." "You sure about that?" "He burnt down a house and roasted five people he didn't like." "You sure about that?" "Ah, putty in my hands." "You sure about that?" "Come out, boy, come out." "Hello, Mr. Shokner." "You know how to play football?" "Yeah." "You know how to play football?" "Good." "You know how to play football?" "Uh, would you like to play football with us inmates?" "You know how to play football?" " No." " Oh." "You know how to play football?" "We're gonna play the guards." "Yeah, I wanna play." "He wants to play." "Thank you, Mr. Shokner." "He wants to play." "Now remember, nobody hits the quarterback." "He wants to play." "Blue 28!" "He wants to play." "Set." "Hup!" "Set." "Hup!" "Goddamn it!" "He broke my fuckin' nose!" "You bastard!" "You broke my fuckin' nose." "Calm down, samson." "I'm gonna fix it for you, all right?" "You bastard!" "You broke my fuckin' nose." "I don't wanna play this game." "You bastard!" "You broke my fuckin' nose." "He broke my nose." "I'm gonna fix it, okay?" "Here we go." "You bastard!" "You broke my fuckin' nose." "You bastard!" "You broke my fuckin' nose." "How does it look?" "It looks 100 percent better, doesn't it?" "Hundred percent." "How does it look?" "It does?" "Yeah." "How does it look?" "He did that on purpose." " No, he didn't." " Yes, he did!" "He did that on purpose." "All right." "Tell him you're... he did that on purpose." "Tell him you're sorry." "Please?" "Okay." "I'm sorry." "Okay, everybody, huddle up." "Let's go." "He said he was sorry." "Okay, everybody, huddle up." "Let's go." "Bullshit!" "You dumb..." "let's huddle up." "Let's go." "Okay, everybody, huddle up." "Let's go." " Try it again." " Three, 45!" "Hup!" "Hup!" " Try it again." " Three, 45!" "All right." "What about the rest of the team?" "Outside of crewe, the only one who looks like anything is granville." "All right." "What about the rest of the team?" "  Granville can give you real trouble." " All right, unger, that's all." "All right." "What about the rest of the team?" "Well?" "It's gonna be a Turkey shoot." "He's right, sir." "We're gonna destroy 'em." "It's a cinch, boss." "Well?" "It's gonna be a Turkey shoot." "A cinch." "Destroy 'em." "Well?" "It's gonna be a Turkey shoot." "Too cute." "Well?" "It's gonna be a Turkey shoot." "That's what y'all said last year before we lost to anacott steel, remember?" "There's no sense us taking any chances, letting' ourselves get hurt." "There's no sense us taking any chances," " so see what we can do about granville." " Yes, sir." "There's no sense us taking any chances, hey, granville, get your ass over here." "There's no sense us taking any chances," "yes, sir, lieutenant." "What the hell you think you're doin', boy?" "Yes, sir, lieutenant." "You pick that up!" "Yes, sir, lieutenant." "Yes, sir." "Now, what is your problem, fat man?" "Yes, sir." "Know why you spades is always calling each other brother?" "Yes, sir." "No, sir. 'Cause half of you don't know who your daddy is, yes, sir." "So you just might be brothers." "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir, lieutenant." " You think that's funny, don't you?" " Yes, sir." "Yes, sir, lieutenant." "And you wanna hit me, don't you?" "Yes, sir, lieutenant." "Who, me?" "No, sir, lieutenant." "Yes, sir, lieutenant." "You're too goddamn ignorant to know when a man's calling you..." "Yes, sir, lieutenant." "A stupid, uneducated nigger." "Yes, sir, lieutenant." "Yes, sir, lieutenant." "May I go now, sir?" "Yes, sir, lieutenant." "Yeah!" "Get out of my sight!" "Yes, sir, lieutenant." "Blue 48!" "Blue 48!" "Blue 48!" "Set!" "Hup one!" "Shit." "Hey, white white!" " What the hell is this?" " Here come the rain clouds." "What the fuck do they want?" " What the hell is this?" " Here come the rain clouds." "Granny tells us you need a little help." " What the hell is this?" " Here come the rain clouds." "Says you can guarantee us no work detail." " What the hell is this?" " Here come the rain clouds." "Yeah." " What the hell is this?" " Here come the rain clouds." "Guarantee us special food like granny gets?" " What the hell is this?" " Here come the rain clouds." "Yeah." " What the hell is this?" " Here come the rain clouds." " We get to hit those damn guards like granny said?" " You get to hit 'em." " What the hell is this?" " Here come the rain clouds." "What else can we offer 'em?" "I guess they gonna have a Geneva conference." "What else can we offer 'em?" "What is this bullshit?" "What else can we offer 'em?" "Well, Mr. Crewe, looks like we've come to terms." "Well, Mr. Crewe, compliments from the greater Chicago youth authority." "Well, Mr. Crewe, there goes the neighborhood." "Well, Mr. Crewe," "Well, Mr. Crewe," "you wanted to see me?" "Yes, sir." "You wanted to see me?" "And especially unger." "Unger?" "Yeah." "And especially unger." "Unger has a direct pipeline to captain knauer." "And especially unger." "It's impossible for me to have a secret practice as long as unger's around." "And especially unger." "Hmm." "And especially unger." "I'm supposed to reschedule the yard activities..." "And especially unger." "For three uninterrupted hours of secret practice." "Yes, sir." "And especially unger." "That's right?" "Right." "And especially unger." "And you will talk to captain knauer?" "And especially unger." "I'll speak to the captain on both those matters, yes." "Thank you, sir." "And especially unger." "Mr. Crewe, and especially unger." "Just what is it you have up your sleeve?" "And especially unger." "I'm just trying to give you a football team, warden." "And especially unger." "And along the way, maybe give the men..." "And especially unger." "Some pride and dignity." "And especially unger." "Of course, only for a little while." "I know you've got something more..." "Bouncing around inside that head of yours." "I know you've got something more..." " You want a game, right?" " Mm-hmm." "My men don't have a chance in hell of winning' that game." " You want a game, right?" " Mm-hmm." "You know it, I know it." " You want a game, right?" " Mm-hmm." "I just don't want them to know it." "Okay?" " You want a game, right?" " Mm-hmm." "Man!" "I ain't eat steak like this in five years!" "I ain't "et" inside in six." "Man!" "I ain't eat steak like this in five years!" "What've you done for me lately?" "Today may be the high point of a long and colorful career." "What've you done for me lately?" "Three gigantic rip-offs." "What've you done for me lately?" "First, I've got a box of brand-new equipment..." "What've you done for me lately?" "Just waitin' to be stashed." "What've you done for me lately?" "Compliments of captain knauer, no less." "No less." "What've you done for me lately?" "And the piece de resistance." "What've you done for me lately?" "How would you like the mean machine to have actual game films..." "What've you done for me lately?" "Of the guardsmen in action?" "Can you do that?" "What've you done for me lately?" "Warden's very own home movies." "What've you done for me lately?" "Caretaker, you never cease to amaze me." "What've you done for me lately?" "Never." "What've you done for me lately?" "But you said three gigantic rip-offs." "What've you done for me lately?" "That's only two." "You don't want to ruin the surprise." "What've you done for me lately?" "Surprise?" "What've you done for me lately?" "There is one thing." "What's that?" "What've you done for me lately?" "You're gonna have to perform a personal... service." "What've you done for me lately?" "What've you done for me lately?" "What kind of personal service?" "What kind of personal service?" "The warden's expecting you." "Won't you come this way?" "Thank you, captain." "Thank you." "The warden's expecting you." "Won't you come this way?" "I'm glad you're not in the swamp anymore." "That can ruin a man." "Mmm, sure can." "I'm glad you're not in the swamp anymore." "That can ruin a man." "We don't have a great deal of time." "I'm glad you're not in the swamp anymore." "That can ruin a man." "We have 15 minutes." "Oh." "I'm glad you're not in the swamp anymore." "That can ruin a man." "The game films." "Thank you." "That's... terrific." "Like I said, we only have 15 minutes." "Oh!" "Ohh!" "Uh-uh-uh." "Won't go over the cuffs." "Oh." "Uh-uh-uh." "Won't go over the cuffs." "Uh, you do this very often?" "I'm just as far from Tallahassee as you are, honey." "Uh, you do this very often?" "Shokner!" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "You hit him high like that, he's gonna break your back." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Breaks your back, gonna break the superstar's back." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Don't worry about him." "I'll get that son of a bitch with an "m." "P."" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" " Kee-yai!" " Kee-yai!" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" " Ready." "Set." " Kee-yai!" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" " Ready." "Set." " Kee-yai!" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "You take this bandage." "You dip into the plaster of Paris." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "You wrap it around the cast, and in 15 minutes it becomes as hard as a rock." "You got it?" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Got it!" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "This is a picture of the walkin' boss." "Yeah!" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "He once broke his right femur." "That's his thighbone." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Maybe you can give him a clip or somethin'." "We'll break it again." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Got it!" "Right!" "We can do it!" "Got it!" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Gentlemen, what we have here in common parlance..." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Is known as a set of brass knuckles." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Temporary disabilities:" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Balls, gut, ribs." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" " You got it." " Got it!" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "The ball is snapped and you go into your point," "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Go into him blocking him with your left arm..." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "And bring this hand up into his chin, and I'll guarantee you, gentlemen," "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "That he will be incapacitated for the next several moments." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "You got it?" "Okay." "Got it!" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Men, here's the play we're gonna use." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "I don't think the guards know this formation." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "It's called "incidental punishment"..." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "After the ball is blown dead." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Remember, any man you tackle..." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "Gets an extra elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth." "Shokner!" "Yeah?" " Got it?" " Got it!" "Shokner!" "Yeah?" "I am, without a doubt, the finest maker of raisin Jack in the entire joint." "I am, without a doubt," "I'm gonna call this batch ole caretaker." "I am, without a doubt, you always keep it in there?" "I am, without a doubt, it seems like a logical place." "I am, without a doubt, mm-hmm." "I am, without a doubt, listen, you and me are buddies, ain't we?" "I got you laid." "Listen, you and me are buddies, ain't we?" "I got you the game films." "Listen, you and me are buddies, ain't we?" "I got you all them monsters." "I'm gettin' you drunk." "Listen, you and me are buddies, ain't we?" "That you are." "Listen, you and me are buddies, ain't we?" "So, one thing still bothers me." "What's that?" "Listen, you and me are buddies, ain't we?" "Why'd you shave them points?" "Listen, you and me are buddies, ain't we?" "I told you." "For the money." "No, no, I mean... come on." "Give me the real reason." "I told you." "For the money." "You really wanna know, huh?" "I told you." "For the money." "I never gave a shit about football, or anything else." "The only thing I ever care about's my old man." "My old man was blind." "He never saw me play." "Shit." "I've been a professional ever since I was 12 years old." "Hustlin' nickels and dimes playin' pool." "Shit." "I've been a professional ever since I was 12 years old." "Just trying to make enough money to take care of him." "Shit." "I've been a professional ever since I was 12 years old." "I figured when I got in pro ball," "I'd make one big killing'." "I figured when I got in pro ball, one big one." "I figured when I got in pro ball, make enough money," "I figured when I got in pro ball, set him up." "I figured when I got in pro ball, take care of him the rest of his life." "I figured when I got in pro ball, and the son of a bitch up and died on me." "I figured when I got in pro ball," "you buy that?" "That's good, because that's bullshit too." "Why do you think I, uh, shaved the points?" "For the money." "Why do you think I, uh, shaved the points?" "Why do you think I, uh, shaved the points?" "One minute to lockup." "One minute." "Why do you think I, uh, shaved the points?" "You know what my problem's been all my life?" "No." "What?" "Why do you think I, uh, shaved the points?" "I've always had my shit together, always." "Why do you think I, uh, shaved the points?" "My problem's been that I couldn't lift it." "Why do you think I, uh, shaved the points?" "Why do you think I, uh, shaved the points?" "I gotta go home." "You're gonna be a party pooper?" "It's okay." "Some pro quarterbacks drink all night long." "You're gonna be a party pooper?" "It's okay." "I know." "You're gonna be a party pooper?" "It's okay." "Good night." "You're gonna be a party pooper?" "It's okay." "Good night, Paul." "You're gonna be a party pooper?" "It's okay." "Here, aren't you gonna take one with you?" "You're gonna be a party pooper?" "It's okay." "Lock it up." "You're gonna be a party pooper?" "It's okay." "Lock it up!" "Lock it up, men." "You're gonna be a party pooper?" "It's okay." "Lock it up." "You're gonna be a party pooper?" "It's okay." "Lock it up!" "Come on, boy, move." "You wanna be tucked in or something?" "Come on, boy, move." "There's nothin' I can do for you." "Crewe got to the warden." "Come on, boy, move." "But if you put me back into general population, one of those guys will kill me!" "Come on, boy, move." "That's what usually happens to finks." "But then you got crewe to thank for that." "Come on, boy, move." "He's the guy that blew the whistle on you." "On you specifically." "Come on, boy, move." "You got problems." "But listen, I can help you!" "Come on, boy, move." "Split right." "Fullback, dive right." "Come on, boy, move." "On one." "Ready!" "Come on, boy, move." "Come on, boy, move." "Twenty-eight!" "Hup!" "Set!" "Hup!" "Set!" "That's my team!" "All prisoners report to their cells." "That's my team!" "Shop 35 will begin in ten minutes." "That's my team!" "In ten minutes, we expect all men in shop 35..." "That's my team!" "To meet outside the cell blocks." "That's my team!" "Cell block 3-a will take first call to dinner." "Cell block 3-a will take first call to dinner." "Dinner rotation will start with cell block 3-a." "Cell block 3-a will take first call to dinner." "Shit." "We don't know enough about these guys." "Why don't we take another look at the x rays?" "Shit." "We don't know enough about these guys." "The medical files are on my bed." "Get them, will ya?" "Shit." "We don't know enough about these guys." "Who do you see playing' flanker?" "Shit." "We don't know enough about these guys." "Miller." "Shit." "We don't know enough about these guys." "Get the goddamn key!" "Get the goddamn key!" "Bring that key, goddamn it!" "Get the goddamn key!" "Come on, get the doors open!" "Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, come on, get the doors open!" "And dust to dust, come on, get the doors open!" "We commend the soul of James caretaker Farrell." "Come on, get the doors open!" "And now the peace of God which passeth all understanding, come on, get the doors open!" "Shall guard your hearts and souls." "Come on, get the doors open!" "And unto our God and father..." "Come on, get the doors open!" "Be glory forever and ever." "Come on, get the doors open!" "Amen." "Come on, get the doors open!" "Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers, honored guests, ladies and gentlemen." "Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers, this is Matt killer Farrell broadcasting on..." "Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers, the intrastate correctional facilities communication..." "Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers, broadcasting system of your state prison." "Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers, this is part of warden Rudolph hazen's..." "Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers, progressive rehabilitation program." "Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers, ah, this is indeed an historic occasion, ladies and gentlemen," "Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers, as we sit here in this marvelous Edward j." "Hazen memorial stadium..." "Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers, provided for us by our warden, Rudolph hazen." "Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers, all right, stand for the warden!" "Good afternoon, fellow inmates, correctional officers," "just so you'll know, we've posted armed guards all along the wall..." "Just so you'll know, and around the running track at the public end of the field." "Just so you'll know, so, if any of you are thinking of "mingling" with the civilians..." "Just so you'll know, and "wandering off" with the crowd at the end of the game, just so you'll know," "we will shoot you." "Have a nice game, boys." "See ya on the field, superstar." "All right, now it's our turn." "Here's a surprise from the caretaker." "Come on, come on!" "Come on, come on!" "¶ Born free ¶" "¶ and life is worth living ¶" "¶ born free ¶" "¶ but only worth living ¶" "¶ born free ¶" "¶ 'cause you're ¶" "¶ born free ¶" "¶ born free ¶" "We wanna thank the men of cell block "c," affectionately known... ¶ Born free ¶ as the citrus state cheerios." "¶ Born free ¶ the teams are coming on the field." "First, the guards' defensive unit... ¶ Born free ¶ led by captains rassmeusen and Igor bogdanski." "¶ Born free ¶" "¶ Born free ¶ leading out the offensive unit," "¶ born free ¶ the guards' coach and captain, Wilhelm knauer!" "¶ Born free ¶ let's hear it for warden Rudolph hazen... ¶ Born free ¶ who has sponsored today's contest." "¶ Born free ¶ let's get the ball game goin'." "¶ Born free ¶ ladies and gentlemen, the mean machine!" "¶ Born free ¶" "They stole our new uniforms!" "One of the all-time greats, quarterback for the mean machine..." "Paul "wrecking" crewe!" "One of the all-time greats, quarterback for the mean machine..." "The balance of the mean machine..." "With their coach, Nate scarboro!" "The balance of the mean machine..." "Will you please stand and join Mike Sykes..." "The balance of the mean machine..." "In the singing of our national anthem." "The balance of the mean machine... ¶ O say can you see ¶" "¶ by the dawn's early light ¶" "¶ o say can you see ¶" "¶ what so proudly we hailed ¶¶" "¶ o say can you see ¶ what the hell are you dressed up for, Halloween?" "¶ O say can you see ¶ if you get far enough ahead, maybe you'd let this one-legged middle-aged kid have some fun." "¶ O say can you see ¶ bullshit!" "¶ O say can you see ¶ call it in the air." "Heads." "¶ O say can you see ¶ you said head." "It is a head." "You've won the toss." "¶ O say can you see ¶ how the hell did you steal our uniforms?" "¶ O say can you see ¶ cute, aren't they?" "¶ O say can you see ¶ have a real good clean football game." "¶ O say can you see ¶ no matter what happens, just keep stickin' it to 'em." "¶ O say can you see ¶" " now, who are we?" " The mean machine." "¶ O say can you see ¶" "The mean machine!" "The mean machine!" "¶ O say can you see ¶" "The mean machine!" "The mean machine!" "¶ O say can you see ¶" "¶ O say can you see ¶" "¶ O say can you see ¶" " get that!" " Way to go!" "Way to go!" "¶ O say can you see ¶" "They're gonna go all the way." "Touchdown!" "One, two." "One, two." "Ready, go." "Get that ball." "Throw that ball." "And don't let it go!" "One, two." "One, two." "Ready, go." "Get that ball." "Throw that ball." "And don't let it go!" "One, two." "One, two." "Ready, go." "Get that ball." "Throw that ball." "And don't let it go!" "One, two." "One, two." "Ready, go." "Three, thirty-five." "One, two." "One, two." "Ready, go." "Hup!" "Hup!" "One, two." "One, two." "Ready, go." "That kick was blocked by granville." "The point after is unsuccessful." "That kick was blocked by granville." "The score now is guardsmen 6," "That kick was blocked by granville." "Mean machine nothing." "That kick was blocked by granville." "Way to go!" "That kick was blocked by granville." "And he's pulled down!" "The mean machine is serpentining their way up to the line of scrimmage." "And he's pulled down!" "And he's pulled down!" "All right, here comes the bad guys." "Pick 'em up!" "Pick 'em up!" "And he's pulled down!" "Set." "Hup!" "Crewe down in the end zone for a two-point safety..." "In a classic tackle by number 61." "Crewe down in the end zone for a two-point safety..." "Who the hell's supposed to pick up the middle linebacker on the blitz?" "I am." "Right!" "Who the hell's supposed to pick up the middle linebacker on the blitz?" "Who the hell's supposed to pick up the middle linebacker on the blitz?" "A free kick." "Charlie blue eyes kicks the ball." "Who the hell's supposed to pick up the middle linebacker on the blitz?" "It's taken by... who the hell's supposed to pick up the middle linebacker on the blitz?" "Who the hell's supposed to pick up the middle linebacker on the blitz?" "And he's dropped for a five-yard loss by number 66." "Mean machine ball on their own 32." "Crewe is fading to pass." "Mean machine ball on their own 32." "Crewe is hit by a vicious tackle by bogdanski." "Mean machine ball on their own 32." "Mean machine ball on their own 32." "Hup!" "Paul goes back to throw." "He's reading the pass." " The mean machine scores!" " Damn!" "All right, settle down." "Good hands." "Here we go." "Little showboat here." "We're gonna fake it." "All right, settle down." "Good hands." "Roll out to the left on a center snap." "Ready?" "All right, settle down." "Good hands." "And the mean machine..." "All right, settle down." "Good hands." "Will line up for the point after touchdown attempt." "All right, settle down." "Good hands." "Hike!" "All right, settle down." "Good hands." "He sneaks it through to the end zone." "That makes the score 8 to 7 in favor of the guardsmen." "Defense!" "Listen, if they fake the walkin' boss, cover me." "Defense!" " I gotta get that bastard." " Bury that son of a bitch!" "Defense!" "First and ten on the 31." "Dropped for a two-yard loss on the 29 yard line." "First and ten on the 31." "Gimme them brass knuckles." "Take a good whiff." "Take a good whiff." "How many fingers?" "Three." "Take a good whiff." "Take a good whiff." "How many fingers?" "Great." "Three." "Take a good whiff." "Take a good whiff." "If that levitt comes up the middle again, I'm gonna clothesline that son of a bitch." "Take a good whiff." "Take a good whiff." "Now's the time to get him, samson." "Take a good whiff." "Take a good whiff." "Four three maumau." "Four three maumau." "Take a good whiff." "Take a good whiff." " Ready, break!" " Hey, hey, hey!" "Take a good whiff." "Take a good whiff." "Take a good whiff." "Take a good whiff." "The receiver!" "Set." "Hup!" "Levitt was clotheslined and he is not moving." "I think I broke his fuckin' neck!" "Way to go!" "Levitt was clotheslined and he is not moving." "I think he broke his fuckin' neck." "I told ya I broke his fuckin' neck!" "I think he broke his fuckin' neck." "I think he broke his fuckin' neck." "Sonny, if knauer drops back to punt, nail that son of a bitch good." "I think he broke his fuckin' neck." "You bet your ass." "I'll get him." "I think he broke his fuckin' neck." "We need the ball!" "I think he broke his fuckin' neck." "Playing kind of a timid..." "I think he broke his fuckin' neck." "Or a chicken kind of football." "I think he broke his fuckin' neck." "I think he broke his fuckin' neck." "Gimme a break!" "Okay!" "You see that, goddamn it?" "Shit!" "Third and long." "He likes to throw on the flat." "Goes back and throws a pass out on the flat." "Pass is intercepted." "Goes back and throws a pass out on the flat." "Touchdown for the mean machine." "Way to go!" "The conversion was blocked." "And the half ends with the score, guardsmen 15, mean machine 13." "The conversion was blocked." "We will have the halftime statistics in a few moments." "The conversion was blocked." "But right now it's time for our gala halftime activities." "The conversion was blocked." "Any suggestions, sir?" "Give your team a little pep talk." "The conversion was blocked." "Yes, sir!" "The conversion was blocked." "¶ You've got to be a football hero ¶ the conversion was blocked." "¶ To get along with a beautiful girl ¶ the conversion was blocked." "¶ You've got to be a touchdown getter, you bet ¶ the conversion was blocked." "¶ If you wanna get a baby to pet ¶¶ the conversion was blocked." "Hey, crewe!" "What kind of football you call that?" "The conversion was blocked." "Same kind of football you're playin'." "The conversion was blocked." "We were gonna let you mothers slide." "Now we're gonna hang you out to dry." "The conversion was blocked." "Hey, Wilhelm, hang loose." "The conversion was blocked." "We've got 'em on the run, baby!" "The conversion was blocked." "Bastards are good!" "The conversion was blocked." "Come on, damn it, let's go!" "The conversion was blocked." "The conversion was blocked." "You call yourselves a football team?" "You're a bunch of candy asses!" "You call yourselves a football team?" "They're laughin' at you right now." "Right next door." "Listen to that." "You call yourselves a football team?" "Oh, what about mawabe." "He's a big shot out there, man!" "They're only two points up." "We'll take 'em in the second." "Oh, what about mawabe." "He's a big shot out there, man!" "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?" "You wanted a game, you got one." "I never said anything about winning." "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?" "Never said anything about losing, either." "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'll spell it out for you." "We've got unger in custody." "I'll spell it out for you." "He's confessed to killing caretaker." "What?" "I'll spell it out for you." "He said you knew all about it." "I'll spell it out for you." "Well, you didn't notify captain knauer," "I'll spell it out for you." "And that makes you an accessory." "I'll spell it out for you." "You're full of crap." "I'll spell it out for you." "Mr. Crewe, you sent caretaker to that cell." "I'll spell it out for you." "You are an accessory to murder." "I'll spell it out for you." "You could be looking at 20 years... and counting." "I'll spell it out for you." "Bullshit!" "There's no way you could make that stick in court." "No?" "I'll spell it out for you." "Mr. Crewe," "I'll spell it out for you." "You could be in this institution until you are old and gray." "I'll spell it out for you." "Or until you're dead, whichever comes first." "I can promise you that." "I'll spell it out for you." "You're gonna lose the game." "I'll spell it out for you." "And I want a 21-point spread." "I'll spell it out for you." "I can't do that!" "Of course you can." "You've done it before." "If I give you the 21 points, will you call off the dogs?" "The dogs?" "If you got the game in the bag, you tell your guys to coast." "The dogs?" "I don't want any of my men hurt." "You have my word." "Once we get the 21 points." "You have my word." "You know, there's only one thing I'm sorry about." "What's that, Mr. Crewe?" "That you're not out there with us knocking heads." "You know, there's only one thing I'm sorry about." "What's that, Mr. Crewe?" "I'm afraid I'm a little too old for that." "No." "I'm afraid I'm a little too old for that." "You never had the guts to begin with." "I'm afraid I'm a little too old for that." "You're playin' like a bunch of girls out there!" "Every one of you!" "Candy asses." "You know who's beatin' you out there?" "Scum's beatin' you out there!" "Scum!" "You know who's beatin' you out there?" "You know what that is?" "That's the lowest part of the world!" "You know who's beatin' you out there?" "Those are the criminals and the rapists, and the murderers out there!" "You know who's beatin' you out there?" "You guys are supposed to be representin' law and order!" "You know who's beatin' you out there?" "Supposed to have some decency, some pride." "Hey, listen to this shit." "You know who's beatin' you out there?" "Somebody thinks he's rockne." "You know who's beatin' you out there?" "You're lettin' the flag down." "Go out and do something about it." "You know who's beatin' you out there?" "Offense and defense, play together." "Let's go now!" "You know who's beatin' you out there?" "Come on!" "You know who's beatin' you out there?" "You've just been guaranteed a 21-point spread." "What?" "Because of your marvelous performance, I was forced to make a deal with Mr. Crewe." "You've just been guaranteed a 21-point spread." "What?" "In the second half, we can beat this team." "You've just been guaranteed a 21-point spread." "What?" "I'm not interested in discussing what you think might happen in the second half." "You've just been guaranteed a 21-point spread." "What?" " You'll do as I told you, and crewe will do as I told him." " Yes, sir." "You've just been guaranteed a 21-point spread." "What?" "Now, you've just been guaranteed a 21-point spread." "What?" "When you and your mental midgets are 21 points ahead, you've just been guaranteed a 21-point spread." "What?" "I want you to inflict as much painful damage on the prisoners as is humanly possible." "You've just been guaranteed a 21-point spread." "What?" "So you understand, before this game is over, you've just been guaranteed a 21-point spread." "What?" "I want every prisoner in this institution to know what I mean by power, you've just been guaranteed a 21-point spread." "What?" "And who controls it." "You've just been guaranteed a 21-point spread." "What?" "We understand each other?" "Yes, sir." "We understand each other?" "The score 15 to 13." "The second half of this surprisingly close game is about to get underway." "The score 15 to 13." "Ball taken by number 36." "Set." "Hup!" "Crewe's fading back." "Set." "Hup!" "He's getting good protection." "Looking for a receiver." "Set." "Hup!" "Crewe!" "Crewe!" "Crewe!" "Set." "Hup!" "Pass!" " Ah, shit!" "  Crewe is knocked for a loss." "I owned that hamburger out there." "Get rid of it." " Ah, shit!" "  Crewe is knocked for a loss." "And I was open all day long." "Can't ya see?" " Ah, shit!" "  Crewe is knocked for a loss." "Knock it off." "I'm callin' the plays." " Ah, shit!" "  Crewe is knocked for a loss." "Set." "Hup!" " Ah, shit!" "  Crewe is knocked for a loss." "The guardsman returns it to the 48 yard line of the mean machine." "Way to rise up!" "The guardsman returns it to the 48 yard line of the mean machine." "All right, no sweat." "It's no problem." "The guardsman returns it to the 48 yard line of the mean machine." "Come on, come on." "We'll get it back." "Touchdown!" "The kick is good!" "Let's stick it to 'em." "He's gonna choke." "The kick is good!" "Now." "Now." "Now, now, now." "The kick is good!" "Passing situation." "The kick is good!" "He gets a pass off and it's short." "The kick is good!" "Pass is picked off by number 21." "The kick is good!" "We got it." "We got it." "We got it." "The kick is good!" "It's another touchdown for the guardsmen..." "The kick is good!" "Making that score 28 for the guardsmen and 13 for the mean machine." "The kick is good!" "What the hell was that all about?" "Having a bad day." "Haven't you ever had a bad day before?" "What the hell was that all about?" "Having a bad day." "Get off my back!" "What the hell was that all about?" "Having a bad day." " What's the name of the team?" " Mean machine!" "What the hell was that all about?" "Having a bad day." "Set." "What the hell was that all about?" "Having a bad day." "Hup." "Hup!" "What the hell was that all about?" "Having a bad day." "And there's a fumble at the line of scrimmage." "What the hell was that all about?" "Having a bad day." "What is that?" "Come on!" "What the hell was that all about?" "Having a bad day." "Why don't you change uniforms?" "Bullshit!" "What the hell was that all about?" "Having a bad day." "Paul crewe is taking himself out of the ball game." "Paul crewe is limping badly." "He's limping off the field." "Paul crewe is taking himself out of the ball game." "Pop steadman's gone out to meet him and is bringing him to the bench." "Paul crewe is taking himself out of the ball game." "We may have seen the last of Paul crewe for today." "Paul crewe is taking himself out of the ball game." "We'll get this shoe off and take a look at that ankle." "I'd like to give him one of my m." "P.'S. I'd knock his head off." "It don't feel like anything's broken." "Somebody step on it, or did you twist it?" "Twisted it." "It don't feel like anything's broken." "Golden boy." "Superstar." "It don't feel like anything's broken." "We can thank granny for this." "It don't feel like anything's broken." "Really sold us out, didn't you, crewe?" "Anybody can see he's throwing the game." "Really sold us out, didn't you, crewe?" "Get that ball and let's go!" "Really sold us out, didn't you, crewe?" "All right, let's go!" "All right, let's go!" "It's a touchdown for the guardsmen..." "Making the score now 35 to 13..." "It's a touchdown for the guardsmen..." "With five minutes, 58 seconds left in the third quarter." "It's a touchdown for the guardsmen..." "The third quarter has been all guardsmen." "It's a touchdown for the guardsmen..." "The score is 35 for the guardsmen and 13 for the mean machine." "It's a touchdown for the guardsmen..." "No point." "With five fifty-eight left in the third period," "No point." "The score remains 35 for the guardsmen and 13 for the mean machine." "No point." "Kill that Indian mother!" "Get that Indian mother goose with those skinny legs!" "Kill that Indian mother!" "Good blocking!" "Keep it up!" "Come on there, come on." "The ball, third and two on their own 37 yard line." "Come on there, come on." "Hup!" "Come on there, come on." "Knauer fades to pass." "Puts it up in the air." "Come on there, come on." "Come on there, come on." "On me." "Jesus Christ." "Another injury." "Come on." "On me." "Jesus Christ." "Another injury." "Player number 74, shop steward, is badly hurt." "On me." "Jesus Christ." "Another injury." "He's bleeding badly." "On me." "Jesus Christ." "Another injury." "Hands off for another long gain." "Nine yards." "On me." "Jesus Christ." "Another injury." "Another injury for the mean machine." "On me." "Jesus Christ." "Another injury." "And it's Sonny tannen." "On me." "Jesus Christ." "Another injury." "Sonny tannen, number 58, was badly shaken up." "On me." "Jesus Christ." "Another injury." "On me." "Jesus Christ." "Another injury." "Cry baby son of a bitch!" "On me." "Jesus Christ." "Another injury." "My time." "Got a man down." "Got a man." "My time." "Got a man down." "Hey, superstar." "What kind of a deal did you make this time?" "What did hazen promise you?" "Hey, superstar." "What kind of a deal did you make this time?" "They're killing those guys out there!" "Hey, superstar." "What kind of a deal did you make this time?" "You don't even care!" "Hey, superstar." "What kind of a deal did you make this time?" "Guardsmen's ball on their own 28." "You know, he's right, crewe." "Guardsmen's ball on their own 28." "You fooled the hell out of me." "Guardsmen's ball on their own 28." "I put my trust in you, and you let me down like this." "Guardsmen's ball on their own 28." "I know you don't give a shit about nothin'." "Guardsmen's ball on their own 28." "But I didn't think you'd sell us out." "Guardsmen's ball on their own 28." "Hey, granny, better get back in there." "Guardsmen's ball on their own 28." "Four three inside flank." "Ready?" "Break." "Ball on the 48 yard line." "Ball going to knauer." "He hands off." "Ball on the 48 yard line." "Ball going to knauer." "Granny granville is..." "Granny granville is... what is it?" "Broken collarbone." "You sure?" "I'm sure." "What is it?" "Broken collarbone." "The officials are trying to break up that fight." "What is it?" "Broken collarbone." "Granny granville is hurt." "He is holding his shoulder." "He appears to be very badly hurt." "Probably a broken bone." "Granny granville is hurt." "He is holding his shoulder." "He's on his feet." "Granny granville is hurt." "He is holding his shoulder." "Satisfied now?" "Granny granville is hurt." "He is holding his shoulder." "Jesus, Sonny!" "The officials are now going to assess a penalty." "Jesus, Sonny!" "It's going to be 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct." "Jesus, Sonny!" " Hey, pop?" " Yeah?" "Jesus, Sonny!" "That time you hit hazen in the mouth." "Was it worth it?" "Jesus, Sonny!" "Was it worth 30 years?" "Jesus, Sonny!" "Yeah." "For me it was." "Give me my goddamn shoe." "Give me my goddamn shoe." "Mean machine, first and ten." "Give me my goddamn shoe." "Wait a minute." "Paul crewe, number 22, wait a minute." "Is going back into the game for the mean machine." "Wait a minute." "New quarterback." "Shok, go on the bench." "Wait a minute." "Move over." "Here we go." "Wait a minute." "Nickel defense, way to go." "Fuck you." "Wait a minute." "Look who's back!" "It's baby boy!" "Wait a minute." "Set." "Set, my ass." "Set." "What the hell's he trying to pull?" "Hup!" "Uh-uh." "What the hell's he trying to pull?" "Get that superstar!" "What the hell's he trying to pull?" "Behind the line of scrimmage for a six yard loss." "What the hell's he trying to pull?" "What the hell's he trying to pull?" "What the hell's he trying to pull?" "That's the way it's gonna be, huh?" "They go back into a huddle." "There's the gun ending the third quarter." "That's the way it's gonna be, huh?" "They go back into a huddle." "That's the quarter." "Let's change ends." "That's the way it's gonna be, huh?" "They go back into a huddle." "Hup!" "Ball goes back to crewe." "He's going to pass on fourth and long yardage." "Hup!" "He's going up the middle." "Hup!" "Crewe moves up the middle." "Hup!" "Hup!" "Way to do it, Paul!" "Hup!" "The line is set." "Hup!" "The line is set." "Shotgun left!" "Shotgun!" "Hup!" "Hup!" "Crewe is looking for a receiver." "Can't find one." "Hup!" "Hup!" "Where in the hell's he goin'?" "There's a figure that graced the polo grounds for years." "Where in the hell's he goin'?" "What are you guys so surprised about?" "Where in the hell's he goin'?" "Didn't think I was gonna let you have all the fun, did you?" "Where in the hell's he goin'?" "Bootleg on one." "Ready?" "Break!" "Where in the hell's he goin'?" "Okay, come on, come on now." "Keep it alive, keep it alive." "Where in the hell's he goin'?" "Set." "Hup!" "Ball goes back to crewe." "A key block is thrown." "Hup!" "It's a first down." "Hup!" "First down on the 20 yard line." "Hup!" "Got your confidence back?" "Get scarboro." "Hard-nosed son of a bitch." "Got your confidence back?" " Flankers out left and right." " Hup, hup." "Got your confidence back?" "Bogdanski hit Nate scarboro with a cheap shot." "A most reprehensible action." "Bogdanski hit Nate scarboro with a cheap shot." "Bogdanski hit Nate scarboro with a cheap shot." "Old double "o" is down and he seems to be badly hurt." "How is it, Nate?" "I love it." "Old double "o" is down and he seems to be badly hurt." "After all these years, My first touchdown." "Old double "o" is down and he seems to be badly hurt." "Gotta be his knee." "I heard it pop clear across the field." "Old double "o" is down and he seems to be badly hurt." "Let's get him up." "Old double "o" is down and he seems to be badly hurt." "You'll be all right, Nate." "Hang in there." "Old double "o" is down and he seems to be badly hurt." "Hey, Paul, you've gotta do it." " Screw hazen!" " Don't worry." "He'll get his." "Good old Nate scarboro." "One of the most beloved men this institution has ever had." "Good old Nate scarboro." "The extra-point kick is good." "Tightening that score now to 35 to 20." "The extra-point kick is good." "If blue eyes here can kick the ball ten yards," "The extra-point kick is good." "Think one of you bastards can fall on it?" "The extra-point kick is good." "Right on, man, right on!" "Let's go." "The extra-point kick is good." "Charlie blue eyes approaches the ball and he boots it." "It's an onside kick!" "Charlie blue eyes approaches the ball and he boots it." "Poupaw recovers for the mean machine." "Poupaw recovers for the mean machine." "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Poupaw recovers for the mean machine." "You guys are stinkin' the place up." "Poupaw recovers for the mean machine." " Can we take 'em?" " Yeah!" "Poupaw recovers for the mean machine." "Split right." "On two." "Ready?" "Break!" "Split right." "Set." "Hup!" "Hup!" "Ball goes to crewe, crewe hands off to number 30." "Hup!" "Hup!" "Cut it back!" "Cut it back!" "Good for 23 yards." "Crewe is down at the ten yard line." "Cut it back!" "Cut it back!" "A beautiful piece of razzle-dazzle." "Cut it back!" "Cut it back!" "Paul crewe reached into his bag of tricks that time, folks." "Cut it back!" "Cut it back!" "Crewe handed off to Indian." "Indian hands off to... he's in for the score." "Crewe handed off to Indian." "Indian hands off to..." "Charlie blue eyes splits the uprights." " And that makes it 35 to 27." " Easy." "Charlie blue eyes splits the uprights." " How we doin'?" " Doin' fine." "Charlie blue eyes splits the uprights." "There you go, Nate." "There you are." "Charlie blue eyes splits the uprights." "I heard you were on your way in." "Charlie blue eyes splits the uprights." "Hey, he tell you about my touchdown?" "Ladies and gentlemen, hey, he tell you about my touchdown?" "With five minutes and four seconds left in the fourth quarter, hey, he tell you about my touchdown?" "There is now only an eight point difference." "Hey, he tell you about my touchdown?" "Here we go." "Blue eyes, can you drop-kick from here?" "Here we go." "I can try." "Drop-kick?" "Here we go." "It's fourth and four." "We're gonna drop-kick." "Here we go." "Shotgun, drop-kick on one." "Here we go." "Ready?" "Break!" "Here we go." "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "Charlie blue eyes drop-kicked!" "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "  I haven't seen one of those in 25 years." "Good as gold." " How 'bout it, ref?" "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "What the hell was that?" "That was a dropkick." "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "Dropkick." "How much does that count?" "Dropkick." "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "Three points." "Three points." "Three points?" "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "For that?" "Bullshit!" "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "The score stands guards 35, mean machine 30." "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "It's fourth and 21 for the mean machine on their own 39 yard line." "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "Crewe is screening." "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "He dumps it off on the pass." "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "The ball goes back to Charlie blue eyes." "Bogdanski saves a touchdown." "Bogdanski is really reeking havoc on that mean machine team." "Bogdanski saves a touchdown." "All right, quiet down." "Listen to me." "Listen to me!" "We're gonna let bogdanski come right through." "Nobody touch that big mother." "All right, quiet down." "Listen to me." "Listen to me!" "You got it?" "I wanna try somethin' now." "All right, quiet down." "Listen to me." "Listen to me!" "If it works, everybody hit him, right?" "All right, quiet down." "Listen to me." "Listen to me!" "Right!" "All right, quiet down." "Listen to me." "Listen to me!" "Split right, ball curl on one." "Ready?" "Break!" "All right, quiet down." "Listen to me." "Listen to me!" "Left!" "All right, quiet down." "Listen to me." "Listen to me!" "Blue 69." "All right, quiet down." "Listen to me." "Listen to me!" "Blue 69." "All right, quiet down." "Listen to me." "Listen to me!" "Set." "Hup!" "Set." "Wow." "They're untangled now." "There is a penalty of 15 yards against the mean machine for unnecessary roughness." "Wow." "They're untangled now." "That pass sure didn't look like, uh, like it was an accident." "Wow." "They're untangled now." "Bogdanski is staggering, but he is up." "Wow." "They're untangled now." "He is up and on his feet." "Wow." "They're untangled now." "Okay, we got 15." "Huddle up on the ball." "Wow." "They're untangled now." "Come on, let's huddle up." "Wow." "They're untangled now." "Huddle up!" "Wow." "They're untangled now." "Wow." "They're untangled now." "Unbelievable." "Wow." "They're untangled now." "Bog, come on, get yourself outta here." "Come on!" "I know what I'm doin'!" "Worked once." "Oughta work again, right?" "All right." "One more... one more time." "One two." "Ready?" "Break!" "It is third and 32 for the mean machine." "Set." " Hup!" " Paul goes back." "Set." "He passes." "Set." "Crewe hits bogdanski with the ball right in the... set." "In the nether region." "Set." "¶¶" "He's not breathing." " Do somethin', man." "Try mouth-to-mouth." " You want to?" "He's not breathing." "No way." "Ambulance." "Help!" "No way." "No way." "They're taking bogdanski off the field in an ambulance." "No way." "What a... no way." "¶¶" "No way." "Set." "Hup." "Hup!" "Set." "Hup." "He pushed off!" "He pushed off!" "You can't see, you blind son of a bitch!" "What's goin' on here?" "Goddamn it!" "Hey, walking boss." "You can't see, you blind son of a bitch!" "Here's your cryin' towel." "You big, fat-ass son of a bitch!" "You can't see, you blind son of a bitch!" "You get off this field!" "Goddamn!" "You can't see, you blind son of a bitch!" "First down." "Time out." "Time out." "First down." "Jesus!" "First down." "Come on, let's go." "Let's take it in." "First down." "Spooner, you wanna hit somebody?" "First down." "All right." "Tackle eligible." "First down." "Mawabe, talk to me." "What are you gonna do?" "First down." "I'll step one step off the line." "I'll step on it." "First down." "All right, on one." "Ready?" "Break!" "First down." "Machine's ball, first and ten on the guards' 31 yard line." "First down." "Blue 28." "Blue 28." "First down." "A tense moment with less than a minute." "Fifty-seven seconds left." "First down." "Hup!" "First down." "Spooner goes down on the one yard line." "Protest that play!" "Spooner goes down on the one yard line." "Spooner goes down on the one yard line." "Crewe, call time." "Time!" "Time, ref." "Crewe, call time." "Time!" "Time!" "Crewe, call time." "It's first and goal to go on the one yard line..." "Crewe, call time." "As crewe calls time out with 40 seconds left on the clock." "Crewe, call time." "Mean machine!" "Mean machine!" "Crewe, call time." "Mean machine!" "Mean machine!" "Crewe, call time." "Mean machine!" "Crewe, call time." "We got no time." "Quiet down." "Crewe, call time." "Split right." "Joe Jackson, split right, sweep left." "Crewe, call time." "On one." "Ready?" "Break!" "Crewe, call time." "Blue 28." "Blue 28." "Set." "Hup!" "Blue 28." "Blue 28." "Steps out of bounds to stop the clock." "Twenty-five seconds left to go." "Ladies and gentlemen, this is really a ball game." "Steps out of bounds to stop the clock." "Twenty-five seconds left to go." "This is a great ball team." "They're out here," "Steps out of bounds to stop the clock." "Twenty-five seconds left to go." "And they're giving these guardsmen the fight of their lives." "Steps out of bounds to stop the clock." "Twenty-five seconds left to go." "Hold up." "Split right, roll out right, option pass." "Be waitin', Mason." "Hold up." "On two." "Ready?" "Break!" "Hold up." " Second and goal." " Blue 28." "Hold up." "Blue 28." "Set." "Hold up." "Hup!" "Hold up." "Hup!" "Ball to crewe." "He fades to pass." "Hold up." "He throws." "He overthrows Mason in the end zone." "Hold up." "Stopping the clock again with 16 seconds left." "Hold up." "I'm sorry." "Here we go." "Hold up." "Boot right, dive left again." "Hold up." "Listen, if we don't make it, everybody yell "time."" "Hold up." "On one." "Ready?" "Break!" "Hold up." "Blue 29." "Blue 29." "Set." "Hup!" "Blue 29." "Blue 29." "Set." "Time!" "Time!" "And crewe calls for his third and last time out..." "Time!" "Time!" "With seven seconds left on the clock." "Time!" "Time!" "Where's he goin'?" "Come on." "Let's find out." "Where's he goin'?" "Crewe has taken his last time out, where's he goin'?" "And he's heading toward the mean machine bench." "Where's he goin'?" "He's heading toward the bench followed by the entire offensive unit." "Where's he goin'?" "Most unusual, ladies and gentlemen." "Where's he goin'?" "I don't know what they're doing down there." "It's silent as a church." "Where's he goin'?" "It looks more like a prayer meeting than it does like a huddle." "Where's he goin'?" "Whatever happens, regardless of the outcome, where's he goin'?" "This has been one fantastic showing." "Where's he goin'?" "We've come too far together to stop now." "Where's he goin'?" "For granny, for Nate, where's he goin'?" "For caretaker." "Let's do it!" "For caretaker." "For caretaker." "Blue 44." "Blue 44." "Blue 44." "Set." "The mean machine!" "The mean machine!" "Set." "That's enough!" "Hold it down!" "Set." "Set." "Hup!" "Crewe scores!" "He scores!" "Crewe scores!" "36, 35 in favor of the mean machine!" "Ladies and gentlemen, like the fabled Phoenix of old..." "Ladies and gentlemen, like the fabled Phoenix of old... mean machine!" "Mean machine!" "Mean machine!" "Mean machine!" "Mean machine!" "Mean machine!" "Mean machine!" "Mean machine!" "Granny, you son of a bitch!" "Goddamn it!" "Granny, you son of a bitch!" "You guys ain't half bad." "You're right." "Fuck you, boy." "Not today, boss." "Fuck you, boy." "History!" "We stopped 'em." "We could be number one." "We are number one!" "History!" "Where's your goddamn power theory now, huh?" "He's tryin' to escape." "Bullshit." "Officer!" "Crewe!" "I'm talking to you!" "Bullshit." "Officer!" "Crewe!" "He's trying to escape." "Here, shoot him!" "Crewe!" "  Crewe!" " You gonna let him get away?" "Shoot him!" "Crewe!" " Shoot him, you... shoot him!" " Crewe!" "Crewe!" "Crewe!" "Kill him!" "Kill that son of a bitch!" "Shoot him." "Crewe!" "Kill him!" "Game ball." "Stick this in your trophy case." "I knew you could do it!"