"England was ruled by a wise and good king." "And the people flourished and were very happy. and a darkness fell over the countryside. saw his chance to rob and terrorize the people of England... in the king's name." "It seemed that no one could save the kingdom of England from the thieving captain and his ruthless henchmen... until one day." "Kindling!" "Kindling!" "Fresh kindling!" "sir?" "Sir?" "fella." "too." "Snow cones!" "sir." "We got plain and rock..." "Goof." " and twig." "How's business? I'm gonna have to eat 'em myself." "guys." "secret handshake." "Mmm!" "Ha-yuck!" "boo-ah!" "Swing it up!" "we'll be eating ....et cetera"