"(Girl) 'Cinderella flew through the air, far from all things ugly and ordinary." "'And when she landed at the ball, 'she found herself most impertinently surrounded by pirates." "'There was Alf Mason, so ugly his mother sold him for a bottle of muscat.'" "Bill Jukes, every inch of him tattooed." "And, cruellest of them all..." " Hook!" " (Whines)" "With eyes blue as forget-me-nots, save when he clawed your belly with the iron hook he has instead of a right hand." "At which time his eyes... turn... red." ""Girlie," said Hook, "we have come for ye glass slippers."" "Who be you to order me about and call me girlie?" " Take that!" " (Barking)" "(Boy) Commoner!" "(Girl) Hook came at her." "Argh!" "(Boy) What happened then?" "(Girl) Brave Cinderella settled the matter" " with her revolver." " (Boy) Her revolver!" "(Narrator) 'The night when the extraordinary adventures of these children began 'was the night Nana barked at the window." "'But there was nothing there - not a bird or a leaf - 'so the children forgot about it." "'For what troubles a grown-up will never trouble a child.'" " Cuckoo!" "Cuckoo!" "Cuckoo!" " (All gasp)" "Oh, dearest George, dear Mary." "Oh, what a journey I've had." "(Thudding footsteps and barking)" "Bath time." "Wah-wah-wah..." "Argh!" "Hey!" "Whoa-oa-oa!" "Wah!" " Not fair!" " 'Not fair, indeed." "'But Nana was the finest nurse on four paws.'" "No." "No, I will not forgive you." "'There never was a happier, simpler family." "'Mr Darling was a banker who knew the cost of everything, even a hug." "'Mrs Darling was the loveliest lady in Bloomsbury, 'with a sweet mocking mouth that had one kiss on it... 'that Wendy could never get." "'Though there it was, perfectly conspicuous in the right-hand corner." "'And sometimes there was Aunt Millicent, 'who felt a dog for a nurse lowered the whole tone of the neighbourhood.'" "All right." "A little less noise." "Les settle down." "Is not a farm." " (Groans) - (Millicent) Bravo, George, bravo." " Wendy's turn." " Wendy must tell a story." "(d Dramatic piano)" "Cecco, who carved his name on the governor at Goa." " Noodler, with his hands on backwards." " Heavens!" " Hook!" " Hook?" "Hook... whose eyes turn red as he guts you." "Upon my soul!" "How children are educated nowadays." "I'm not learned at all, Aunt." "But I do know a thing or two about pirates." "My ambition is to write a great novel in three parts about my adventures." "What adventures?" "I've yet to have them but they'll be perfectly thrilling." "Child, novelists are not highly thought of in good society." "And there is nothing so difficult to marry as a novelist." " Marry?" " Marry?" " Marry?" " But Aunt, Wendy is not yet 13." "Walk toward me, dear, that I may appraise you." "Go on." "Walk to your Auntie." "Stand up straight." " (Whines) - (Wendy giggling)" " (Stifling laughter)" " Stop it." "Mm." "Turn around." "Shhh." "Mm, yes." "Oh, is quite as I expected." "Wendy possesses a woman's chin." "Have you not noticed?" "Observe her mouth." "There, hidden in the right-hand corner..." " Is that a kiss?" " (Mary gasps)" " A kiss." " Like Mother's kiss." " (Millicent) A hidden kiss." " But... what is it for?" "It is for the greatest adventure of all." "They that find it have slipped in and out of heaven." " Find what?" " The one the kiss belongs to." "My Wendy... a woman." "Almost a woman." "She must spend less time with her brothers and more time with me." "She must have her own room." " A young lady's room." " Leave the..." "George, the daughter of a clerk cannot hope to marry as well as that of a manager." "You must attend more parties, make small talk with your superiors at the bank." "Wit is very fashionable at the moment." "(Nervously) Wit?" "(Snoring)" " (Barking) - (Gasps)" " Ahhh!" " (Growls)" "(Barking)" " (Growling) - (Moans)" "(Rattling)" "'But there was no sign of a body, for none had fallen." "'Certainly she had been dreaming.'" "If this is you in bed, what is this?" "A boy." "'Miss Fulsom dispatched a letter of outrage to Mr Darling 'that set new standards of prudery, even for her." "'Mr Darling had been practising small talk all afternoon.'" "(Quietly) I say, is nice weather we're having." "'And now his opportunity had arrived." "'Sir Edward Quiller Couch, president of the bank, 'was a man who enjoyed small talk almost as much as a good balance sheet." "'Wendy walked as one condemned." "And then... '" " (Bicycle bell) - '... fate.'" "The letter." " Wait!" "Stop!" " Wendy, wait!" "I say, what a splendid tie." "Wait!" "You there." "Stop!" "Wendy, Nana!" "Come back!" " Thas L200 saved." " A judicious investment?" "Oh, indeed." "Er..." "Ha." "Hm." "Oh, is..." "Is... (Mutters and stammers)" "(Wendy) You there!" "Stop!" " Wait!" "Stop!" " (Thunder)" "(Barking)" "I-I-I..." "I, er..." "Er, er..." " Is..." " (Wendy) Father!" "I can explain!" "No!" "(Nana whining)" "Ahh!" "Whoa!" "(Alarmed chatter)" " (George) I have been humiliated!" " Father!" "No!" "I must become a man that children fear and adults respect or we shall all end up in the street!" " Not so loud." " The neighbours will hear." "Let them hear." "Let the whole world know!" "This is not a nurse!" "This... is a dog." "(Whimpers)" "(Gasps)" "Tomorrow, you begin your instruction with Aunt Millicent." "Is time for you to grow up!" "(Distant barking)" "Mother, can anything harm us after the night lights are lit?" "No, precious." "They are the eyes a mother leaves behind to guard her children." "Mother, must you go to the party?" "Yes, Mother, you don't have to go." "Father can go by himself." "By himself?" "Your father is a brave man, but he's going to need the special kiss to face his colleagues tonight." "Father?" "Brave?" "There are many different kinds of bravery." "There's the bravery of thinking of others before oneself." "Now, your father has never brandished a sword, nor fired a pistol, thank heavens." "But he's made many sacrifices for his family... and put away many dreams." "Where did he put them?" "He put them in a drawer." "And sometimes, late at night, we take them out and admire them." "But it gets harder and harder to close the drawer." "He does." "And that is why he is brave." "And remember, every cloud has a silver lining." "Oh... no, is snowing." " Oh, we'll catch our death." " Better death than gossip." "You will enter that drawing room with your head held high." "(Quiet squeaking)" "Yee-ah!" "(Clattering)" "(Squeaks excitedly)" "(Gasps)" "Ooh." "Oh." "Oh!" "(Twitters)" "(Twitters and squeaks)" "(Mouths)" "(Whispers) One... two three!" "Ha!" "(Squeals)" " Argh!" " Oh!" "Stay here, you." "I... got... you." "(Clinking)" "Ow!" "Oof!" "Argh!" "Ah!" "(Gasps)" "(Sniffs)" "(Sobs)" "Boy, why are you crying?" "You can fly!" " What is your name?" " What is your name?" "Wendy Moira Angela Darling." "Peter..." "Pan." "Where do you live?" "Second to the right and then straight on till morning." " They put that on the letters?" " Don't get any letters." " But your mother gets letters." " Don't have a mother." "No wonder you were crying." "I wasn't crying about mothers." "I was crying because I can't get the shadow to stick." "And I wasn't crying." "I could sew it on for you." "(Squeaks)" "This may hurt a little." " (Fairy gasps) - (Groans)" "(Peter) Ahh!" "Oh!" "Might I borrow your knife?" " Thank you." " (Squeaks) Thank you!" " Oh, the cleverness of me!" " Of course, I did nothing." " You did a little." " A little?" "Good night." "Wendy." "One girl's worth more than 20 boys." "(Muffled) You really think so?" "I live with boys, the Lost Boys." "They are well named." " Wah!" " Who are they?" "Children who fall from their prams." "If they remain unclaimed for a week they're sent to the Neverland." " Are there girls, too?" " Girls are too clever to fall from their prams." "Peter, it is perfect lovely the way you talk about girls." "I should like... to give you... a... kiss." "Don't you know what a kiss is?" "I shall know when you give me one." " I suppose I'm to give you one now." " If you like." "Ahem!" "Thank you." " How old are you, Peter?" " Quite young." " Don't you know?" " I ran away." "One night I heard my mother and father talking of what I was to be when I became a man." "So, I ran away to Kensington Gardens." "And I met Tink." " Tink?" " Tinker Bell." "She's my fairy." "But there's no such thing as..." "Don't say that." "Every time somebody says that, a fairy somewhere falls down dead." "And I shall never find her if she's dead." "You don't mean to tell me there's a fairy in this room?" "(Peter) We come to listen to the stories." "I like the one about the prince who lost the lady who wore glass slippers." " Cinderella." " (Rattling)" "Peter." "He found her and they... and they... lived happily ever after." "(Sighs) I knew it." "Peter..." "I should like to give you... a..." " thimble." " Whas that?" "Grrrr." " Argh!" " Tink!" "Tink, no." "(Splutters and squeaks)" " (Squeaks angrily)" " She's not very polite." "(Growls and burbles)" "She says if you try to give me a thimble again..." " (Cracking) ...she'll kill you." "Oh, and I had supposed fairies to be charming." "(Blows raspberry)" " (Panting) Peter, don't go." " I must tell the others about Cinderella." "But I have many stories I could tell the boys." " (Squeals)" " Come with me." " I..." "I cannot fly." " I'll teach you." "I'll teach you to ride the winïs back and away we go." "Could John and Michael come, too?" "(Both snoring heavily)" "Michael!" " (Mumbling)" " John!" " John." " I didn't do it!" "There is a boy here who is to teach us to fly!" "You offend reason, sir." "Mm-hm." "I should like to offend it with you!" "You just think happy thoughts and they lift you into the air!" "Is easy." "I've got it!" "I've got it!" "Swords!" "Daggers!" "Napoleon!" " (Wendy) Stand back." " Ya-hoo!" "Argh!" " Ow!" " John!" "(Giggles)" "(Michael) Wendy, Wendy, do it to me!" "Puddings, mud pies, ice cream." "Never to take a bath again." "Argh!" "(John) Wa-hoo!" "(Michael) Wa-hey!" "(Gasps)" "(Barking)" "Come away." "Come away to Neverland." "Oh." "What about Mother and... (John) Father?" "(Wendy)... and Nana?" " There are mermaids." " Mermaids!" " Indians." " (All) Indians!" " Pirates." " (All) Pirates!" "Whoa-ho-hooo!" "John, wait for me!" "(Barks frantically)" "(Hubbub of polite conversation)" "(Chuckles)" "(Chuckles nervously)" "Er... may I introduce my wife... um..." " Mary." " Mary." "Mary." "Delighted." "Thank you, Sir Edward." " (Women scream) - (Barking)" "Forget them, Wendy." "Forget them all." "Come with me." "We'll never, never have to worry about grown-up things again." "What is it?" "Whas wrong?" "Never is an awfully long time." "'Lt would be delightful to report that they reached the nursery in time.'" "(George gasping, dog barking)" "'But then there would be no story.'" "(Michael) Wah-hey!" "(John) Michael!" "(Michael) Ahhh!" "(Giggles)" "Hey!" "(Laughs)" "(Woman) But you're covered in dog hair." "(Peter) Hello, old chap!" "(Wendy) Good evening!" "Who did that?" "(Michael) Waaah!" "Wah!" "Who are you?" "I'm John." " John." " (Squeaking)" "Take hold of this." "Both hands." " Whoa!" " Pass it on!" "Michael, take hold of my ankle." "Wendy, take hold of my ankle." "Whatever happens, don't..." "let... goooo!" "(All) Argh!" "(Wendy) Neverland." "(Exotic birdsong)" "(Men) d We're sure to meet below d Fire the cannons, pour the rum d Deal the cards, for night has come... d A-pirating we go... d" "(Squawking softly)" "(Snoring)" " (Squawks)" " Argh!" "Devil bird!" "(Sighs and moans)" "(Rumbling and creaking)" "Cap'n?" "Cap'n, as I was sitting wide-eyed on my watch," "I noticed it was wintertime on the water but springtime on the shore." "I says to myself, "Thas early for spring to be astir, spring's not due till 3pm."" "Check the time yourself, Cap'n..." "I was dreaming, Smee... of Pan." "Pan, Cap'n?" "And in my dream..." "I was a magnanimous fellow." "Full of forgiveness." "I thanked Pan for cutting off my hand and for giving me this fine hook for disembowelling and ripping throats." "And other such homely uses... as combing my... hair." " So Pan did you a favour then, Cap'n?" " A favour?" "He threw my hand to a crocodile." "The beast liked it so much is followed me ever since," " licking its lips for the rest of me." " (Click)" "You call that a favour?" "No, no, no, no." "Thank you." "Thank Lucifer the beast swallowed a clock." "If it wasn't for the ticking, he'd have had me by now. (Groans)" "Why did you wake me, Smee?" "Like I said, Captain, the ice is melting, the sun is out and the flowers are all in bloom." "He's back." "(Tinker Bell twitters)" "40-gunner." "She must do 12 knots under full sail." "(John, gasping) Noodler, with his hands on backwards." "Bill Jukes - every inch of him tattooed." "(Gasps) Hook!" "Les take a closer look." "A-hoo!" "(Laughs) Watch this." "Whoa-ho-ho!" "Whoa, my hat." "Ugly Smee, ugly fat Smee. (Squawks)" "Solar eclipse." "Is dark in here." "Let me out." "Let me out!" "(Parrot, squawking frantically) Captain." "Is dark in here!" "Help!" "Help!" "Fetch Long Tom." "(Wendy screams)" "Help!" "Help!" "(Both) Argh!" "(John) Help!" "Peter!" "Tink, find Wendy." "Leave the rest to me." " Wendy!" " Oh, Captain Hook!" "Pan!" " (Peter) Over here." " Fire!" "(Peter laughs)" "Timber!" "(Both) Argh!" "Michael, are you shot?" "I haven't checked yet but there's something worser." "Oh, what could be worse?" "My... thoughts... aren't... very... happy!" "(John) Happy thoughts!" "Happy thoughts!" "Swords and daggers!" "Napoleon!" "Damnation!" "Reload the cannon - quickly!" "Reload the cannon?" "But Captain, he is gone." " (Metallic swoosh)" " Ohh!" "Any other contributions?" "Search the jungle!" "Bring me those children." "(Boy) What is it?" "(2nd boy) A large white bird." " Ugly, too." " Give me a look!" " (All shouting)" " No!" "When Peter's away, I'm in charge." "I get to look through the telescope." "Is coming closer." " Yah!" " My God, I've gone blind." "(All laughing)" "(All mimicking) "I've gone blind!"" " Hello, Tink, where's Peter?" " (Both) Hello, Tink." " She's blinded me." " (Both) Hello, Tink." "Any more news of Cinderella?" "(Squeaks)" "'Now, Tinker Bell was not all bad." "Sometimes she was all good." "'But fairies are so small, they only have room for one feeling at a time.'" " Tink says the birïs called a..." " (Twitters) ...Wendy." "And Peter wants us to... (Gasps)" "Ow!" "Peter!" "Urgh!" "...shoot it down." "Well, we have our orders - shoot the Wendy bird." "(All) Aye aye." "Ready... aim... fire!" "(Boys) Three... two... one." "(All gasp)" " I got it." " (Squeaks)" "I got it!" "(All) I got it!" "(Cackles)" "That is no bird." "It is a lady." "And Tootles... (All) Tootles has killed her!" "Ha!" "I'm back." "Great news." "I know what happened to Cinderella." "She defeated the pirates." "They were stabbed, sliced, and tortured." "And they lived happily ever after." " Well, thas a relief, I must say." " (All) Yes, yes." "I have brought you she that told of Cinderella." "She's to tell us stories." "She is..." "Dead." " Tragic." " Awful." "Good shot, though." "Whose arrow?" "Mine, Peter." "Strike, Peter." "Strike true." " (Whines) - (Wendy murmurs)" " The Wendy lives." " (Screams)" "Is my kiss." "My kiss saved her." "I remember kisses." "Let me see it." "Aye... that is a kiss." "A powerful thing." " Let us carry her down to the house." " Hands." " They're a bit dirty." " She must stay here and die." " No!" " Oh, how could I have thought that?" "Stupid." "Sorry." "We shall build a house around her." "(All) Yeah!" "(Boy) Brilliant!" "(Peter) With a chimney." "And a door knocker." "(Boy) With windows." "Something to look out of!" "(Both, whispering) Tink did it." "(Peter) Tinker Bell?" "Oh, Tinker Bell?" " Was it you, Tink?" " Hallelujah." "Hallelujah." "(Hisses and snarls)" "Then I am your friend no more." "(Whimpers)" "(Giggling)" "(Boys whispering)" "(Knocking, whispering)" "(Boy) Whas going on?" "(2nd boy) Here she is." "Look lovable." "Wendy lady, for you we built this house with a door knocker." " And a chimney." " One, two, three." "(All) Please be our mother." "Oh." "Well, it is frightfully fascinating." "But you see, I've had no real experience." " Do you tell stories?" " Yes." "Then you're perfect." " Very well." "I will do my best." " (All) Hurray!" " I'm Curly." " I'm Slightly." "Nibs." "Sorry about the blindfold." "(Nibs) There are nasty characters about." "(Slightly) Hook would gut us if he found us." "(Wendy) How dreadful." "Oh, we live for it." "(Grunting and groaning)" " But I..." " Time to meet Father, Mother." "So looking forward to being your son." "Argh!" "(Yelling) Ohh!" "Welcome, Mother." "Discipline - thas what fathers believe in." "You must spank the children immediately, before they try to kill you again." "In fact... we should kill them." " Argh!" " Peter!" "Father!" "I agree that they are perfectly horrid but kill them and they shall think themselves important." " So important." " And unique." "I suggest something... far more dreadful." "Medicine." "Is the most beastly, disgusting stuff." "(Sniffs)" "The sticky, sweet kind." "(All) Kill us!" "Please, kill us!" "Littlest first." "Michael?" "Michael?" "John?" " My brothers!" " Who?" "(Distant roaring)" "Hello?" "(Echoing) Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "(Ticking)" "(Louder ticking)" "Is louder from inside this rock." "How very peculiar." "(Ticking continues)" "(Low rasping)" " (Roars) - (Both yell)" "Happy thoughts!" "Happy thoughts!" "Swords, daggers, Napole-ooon!" "(John) How humiliating." "John, there's something worser." "(Both) Argh!" " (Knocking) - (Gasps)" " Princess Tiger Lily." " (Rifles cocked)" "(Gasps)" "We search, as ever, for Peter Pan and his secret hideout." "Luckily, two boys of his acquaintance were seen falling into this part of the jungle." " Have you seen them?" " (Speaks Iroquois)" "She says, "Sorry, but no."" "My hook thinks you have, Princess." "I say, unhand that savage, you... you... you savage!" "'Now, mermaids are not as they are in storybooks." "'They are dark creatures, in touch with all things mysterious." "'Lf Hook had captured Wendy's brothers... 'the mermaids would know.'" "(Wendy) Oh, how sweet." "Are mermaids not sweet?" "They'll sweetly drown you if you get too close." "(Clicking)" "(All squeal)" "Hook has your brothers..." "at the Black Castle." "Like all surprise attacks, it must be conducted... improperly." "Put the children on the rock." "(Hums and cackles)" "Sorry, Your Highness." "Any last words?" "Beg for your lives." "Sirs!" "My brother and I are English gentlemen." "English gentlemen do not beg!" "Please!" "Please, please!" "Please don't kill us!" " Please don't kill me." "I never did anything." " Please!" "Argh, is cold!" " (John) Help!" " Come on, fly to the rescue and then I'll shoot you right through your noble intentions." "I brought these." "Can you use it?" "Promise me one thing." " Leave Hook to me." " I promise." " Wait here for my signal." " Wait here?" "Peter!" "'Thus Wendy first laid eyes on the dark figure who haunted her stories." "'She saw the piercing eyes 'and was not afraid but entranced.'" "(Men singing and cackling)" "(Deep voice) Mr Smee?" " That you, Cap'n?" " Brimstone and gall, man." "What do you think you're doing?" "Well, we've put the children on the rope, Cap'n, like you said." "Set 'em free!" "Set 'em free?" "Well, what about your trap?" "Set them free or I'll plunge my hook in you." "(Sword clinks)" "I don't know what he wants but I'm just an idiot, aren't I?" "Chain 'em up." "Let 'em go." " And take your cat with you." " (Door creaks)" "(Whispers)" "(Yelps)" " (Hook) Mr Smee?" " Aye, Cap'n?" " Any sign of him?" " No, Cap'n." " Where are the children?" " Is all right, Cap'n, we let 'em go." " You what?" " We let 'em go." " (Chuckles softly) - (Both chuckle heartily)" "You..." "let... them... go." " Oh!" " Argh!" " (As Hook) Mr Smee?" " Argh!" "Who are you, stranger?" "I am James Hook, captain of the Jolly Roger." "If you are Hook, then who am I?" "(As Hook) You... are a codfish." "(Peter giggles)" "Tell me..." "Hook, have you another name?" "(As Hook) Aye." " Vegetable?" " (As Hook) No." " Mineral?" " (As Hook) No." " (Hook) Animal?" " (Peter as Hook) Yes." " Man?" " (Own voice) No!" " Boy?" " Yes!" " Ordinary boy?" " No!" " Wonderful boy?" " Yes!" "Do you give up?" " Yes!" " I am..." " (Whispers) History." " Peter, look out!" " (Bullet ricochets) - (Laughs)" "There he is!" "It is your Requiem Mass, boy." "Arrgh!" " Ready to lose the other one?" " Not this time." " (Gasps) - (Cackles)" "Hoo-hoo, girlie. (Chuckles)" " Argh!" " Who be you to call me girlie?" "(Peter laughs)" "Ow." " Open the gate!" " (Creaking and groaning)" " (Yells)" " Argh!" " Ha ha!" " Teddy!" "Eugh." "Oh!" "Ooh." "If I were you, I'd give up." "If you were me..." "I'd be ugly." "Rrrargh!" "Ready?" "Fire!" "(John) Get the boat!" "(All) Argh!" "Argh!" "Turn the boat around." "Turn it around!" "And now, Peter Pan... you shall die." "To die... will be an awfully big adventure." " (Ticking)" " Oh, no." "(Growling)" " Shoot it!" " Argh!" "(All cheer)" "You..." "Argh!" "Smee!" "(Hook, screaming) Smee!" "Is all a bit tragic, really, isn't it?" "(Wild whooping)" "(d Woman singing in Iroquois, rhythmic drumming)" "(Boy) The warrior is wounded." "She is calling forth the spirit of the eagle to heal the warrior." "Is so impressive." "The warrior is healed." "(Drumming stops)" " A-ho!" " (All) A-ho!" "(Whooping and drumming)" " Peter?" " Shh." "Peter?" "Ooh!" "(Birds screech distantly)" "Evil day." "He has found himself a... (Twittering)" "Wendy?" "(Hook) And Hook is all alone." " Me too." " You too?" "Banished?" "(Tuts) The dog." "I think you and I..." " should talk." " Oh." "Wendy?" "Is only make-believe, isn't it?" "That you and I are?" "Oh." "Yes." "Wendy?" "You see, it would make me seem so old to be a real father." "Peter." "What are your real... feelings?" "Feelings?" "What do you feel?" "Happiness?" "Sadness?" " Jealousy?" " Jealousy?" " Tink." " (Squeaks)" " Anger?" " Anger." "(Twig snaps)" "Hook." "Love?" " Love?" " Love." " I have never heard of it." " I think you have, Peter." "I dare say you've felt it yourself - for something or... someone." "Never." "Even the sound of it offends me." " Peter." " (Gasps)" "Why do you spoil everything?" "We have fun, don't we?" "I taught you to fight and to fly." "What more could there be?" " There is so much more." " What?" "What else is there?" "I don't know." "I think it becomes clearer when you grow up." "I will not grow up!" "You cannot make me." " I'll banish you like Tinker Bell." " I will not be banished!" "Then go home." "Go home and grow up." " And take your feelings with you!" " Peter!" "Peter, come back!" "Peter!" " (Wendy sobbing) - (Tinker Bell squeaking)" "(Tinker Bell giggles)" "'Peter did not want Wendy to leave." "'Once again he visited Wendy's home 'to see if Mr and Mrs Darling had closed the window yet." "'But as before, he saw Mrs Darling in her chair by the window, 'her eyes tired with searching the heavens.'" "(Mary, softly) Wendy." "Wendy." "Wendy." "We can't both have her, lady." "(Window squeaks)" "(Snoring)" "John?" "Michael?" "Wendy?" "The window's closed." " George, help me!" " Have they returned?" "The window is closed." "It must always be open for them." "Always." "Always." "(All grunting)" "They've not returned." "(Tinker Bell jabbers)" "(Creaking and rumbling)" "(Wind howling)" "(Hook) d Avast, belay the English brig d We took and quickly sank d And for a warning to the crew d We made them walk the plank" "d Yo-ho, yo-ho, the frisky plank" " d He walks along it so... d" " Welcome." "Shh." "D Till it goes down d And yous go down" " d To toora, loora, lo d" " Wrote it himself." "(d Harpsichord flourish)" "Wendy..." "Darling." "Muscat, miss?" "I'm a little girl." "Rum, then?" "(Sniggers)" "No." "Thank you." "I'm told you ran away from home." "I..." "I had never thought of it that way." " (Clattering) - (Tinker Bell squeaks)" " (Wendy) I suppose I did." " (Sniggers)" "How wonderful." "(Sniggers)" "(Wendy) My parents wanted me to grow up." "(Scoffs) Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples." "Things were simpler when I was younger." "And then the mess starts." "The feelings come." "Pan is so lucky to be untroubled by them." "Oh, no." "He cannot love." "Is part of the riddle of his being." "Cigar?" "Oh." "Oh." "There, there." "Shh-shh-shh. (Tuts)" "It doesn't have to be this way." "Didst thou ever want to be a pirate, my hearty?" "I once thought of calling myself..." " Mm?" "...Red-handed Jill." "Oh, what a marvellous name!" " Thas what we'll call you if you join us." " But what would my duties be?" "I could not be expected to pillage." "Do you, um... by any chance... tell stories?" "(Wendy) And they all lived happily... ever... after." "(Pirate) Bravo!" " Bravo!" " Bravissimo!" "Might I have time to consider your generous offer?" "Absolutely." "Of course, you must." "My fellows will return you whence they found you." "None of my crew will follow you." "I swear it." "My new obsession is you... not dear Peter Pan or his whereabouts." "(All chuckling)" "What would Mother think of my becoming a pirate?" "Until we meet again." "(Cooing)" "(Cawing)" "(Squawks)" "(Cackles)" "'What would Mother think if she became a pirate?" "'But the more Wendy thought of her mother, the less she could remember.'" " John." " I wasn't doing anything." " John!" " Yes?" "What is your father's name?" "My father's name?" "Peter." " Father!" " Peter!" "Michael... who is your mother?" " He got the easy one." " Yeah." " You are my mother, Wendy." " And isn't she just first class?" " (Peter howls) - (Boys cheer)" "There's a new pirate aboard the Jolly Roger." "The mermaids say she is called Red-handed Jill." "Another adventure, boys, come on." " (All cheer)" " Red-handed Jill!" "(John) She sounds quite fearsome." "Fearsome?" "She's just a storyteller." "Just a storyteller?" "Red-handed Jill may be a brave swordsman." " A girl like her?" " Brave or not, I shall run her through." "(All cheer)" "Then ready yourself, Peter Pan." "For I am Red-handed Jill." " Mother." " Wendy?" "'Tis true, John." "Your sister has been invited to piracy." " (Curly) But, Mother, Hook is a fiend." " And a bounder." "On the contrary." "I find Captain Hook to be a man of feeling." " (All gasp)" " Mother and Father are fighting again." "Sir, you are both ungallant and deficient." "How am I deficient?" "You're just a boy." "Are you really to be a pirate, Mother?" "No." "We are going home." " Home?" " Leave Neverland?" "(Boys) You can't!" "(All talking at once)" "We must." "We have forgotten our parents." "We must leave at once before we in turn are forgotten." "I've forgotten... my parents." " We must leave." " (Boys shouting)" " Don't leave!" " Peter!" "If you wish it." " "If you wish it"?" " If you wish it!" "(Parrot squawks)" "Oh. (Chuckles)" " (Jabbers) - (Tinker Bell squeaks angrily)" "Don't fret, my dear." "With Pan dead... we'll both be free." "(lndistinct chatter)" "I have arranged a fairy guide to lead you back." "Peter... we've been talking." "What if you came back with us?" "(Slightly) Can we go, Peter?" "(Curly) Please, can we go?" "If you wish it." " Get your things." " (All cheer)" "You too, Peter." "Would they send me to school?" " Yes." " Then to an office?" "I suppose so." "Soon I should be a man." " You can't catch me and make me a man." " Peter." "I want always to be a boy and have fun." "You say so but I think it is your biggest pretend." "(Frantic knocking, muffled squeaks)" "(Squeaking)" " (Squawks) - (Squeaking continues)" " (Hisses angrily)" " Ooh." "Ooh." "Oh-la-la." "Ooh." "Ooh." "(Whimpering)" "(Menacing snarl)" "(Squawks frantically)" "Bye-bye!" "(Boys chattering excitedly)" " There's no such thing as fairies." " Hm?" "(Chokes)" "(d Melodic panpipes)" "Don't forget your medicine." " (Gasps)" " Surprise!" "(Muffled yelling)" " A new era begins." " (Sniggers)" "Take them away." "(Sniggers)" "(Moans sleepily)" "(Muttering)... no medicine!" "(Mumbles) No." "(Hook grunting)" "'Lest he should be taken alive," "'Hook always carried upon his person a dreadful poison, 'distilled when he was weeping from the red of his eye.'" "(Sleepily) No." "'A mixture of malice, jealousy and disappointment, 'it was instantly fatal and without antidote.'" "Argh!" "Oh!" "I was not asleep!" "Wendy?" "Wendy, are you there?" "(Squealing)" "(Cackling)" "No!" "(Squealing)" "(Squealing frantically)" " Tink." " (Twittering)" " You drank my medicine!" " (Coughing and spluttering)" "Tinker Bell?" "Tink?" "Why is your light going out?" "(Gasps) Tink, why are you so cold?" "Stay warm, Tink." "Stay warm." "Please come back." "Please, Tink, don't leave me." "Forgive me, Tink, I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry, Tink." "Please forgive me." " Tink!" " (Thunder)" "(Cheering)" "(Smee shouting, indistinct)" "There's still room for a storyteller." "I'd rather die." " Shame." " Cap'n." "Cap'n, look at the sky." "And look at the water." "(Distant howling)" "Pan... must be dead." "(Boys) No!" "No!" "Lmpossible!" "(Chuckling)" "Ship's company, hats off!" "A momens silence for our fallen enemy..." "Peter Pan." " We sail at dawn!" " (All cheer)" "(Sobbing)" "I do believe in fairies." "I do." "I do." "I do believe in fairies." "I do, I do." " (All shouting) - (Pirate) No, no, no!" "Girlies always go first." "(Peter, sobbing) I do believe in fairies." "I do." "I do." "I do believe in fairies." "I do." "I do!" "(Gasps)" "I do believe in fairies." "I do." "I do." "I do believe in fairies." " You what?" " I do believe in fairies." "I do believe in fairies." "I do believe in fairies!" " I do, I do!" " I do believe in fairies." "I do believe in fairies!" "I do believe in fairies." "(Both) I do." "I do." "(All chanting) I do believe in fairies." "I do." "I do!" "I do believe in fairies!" "Stow that gab or I'll run you through!" ""Believe in fairies!" "I do!" "I do!"" "I do believe in fairies!" "I do!" "I do!" "(Girl) I do believe in fairies." "I do." "I do." "I do believe in fairies." "I do." "I do." "I do believe in fairies." " I do." " I do." "I do believe in fairies." "I do." "I do!" "D I do believe in fairies d" "I do!" "I do!" "(All) I do believe in fairies!" "I do!" "I do!" " I do believe in fairies!" "I do!" " I do!" "I do believe in fairies." "I do!" "I do!" "I do believe in fairies!" "I do!" "I do!" "I do believe in fairies!" "I do!" "I do!" "I do believe in fairies!" "I do!" "I do!" "I do believe in fairies." "(All) I do!" "I do!" "I do believe in fairies." "(All) I do believe in fairies!" "I do believe in fairies!" " I do believe in fairies." " I do believe in fairies!" "I do believe in fairies!" "I... (Gasps)" "Oh, Tink, you're alive!" "Oh, Tink." "(Laughs) You're alive!" "You're alive, Tink, you're alive!" "(Laughs)" "(All) I do!" "I do!" "I do believe in fairies!" "I do!" "I do!" "I do believe in fairies!" "I do!" "I do!" "I do believe in fairies!" "He's alive!" " Is Hook or me this time." " (Squeaks)" "Why is he?" "What is he?" "You'll have one last story before you die." "The story of Peter Pan." " Once upon a time..." " Once upon a time..." "Brutes, Red-handed Jill is gonna tell us a story." "(Cheering, chattering)" "(Wendy)... there was a boy named Peter Pan who decided not to grow up." "Skip the prologue." "So he flew away to the Neverland..." "where the pirates are." "(Gasps) Was one of them pirates called Noodler?" " Yes." " Captain, did you hear?" "I am in a story." "(All) Argh!" "What fun he must have had." "Yes." "But he was rather lonely." "Lonely?" " He needed a Wendy." " I need a Wendy." " (Screaming)" " Very exciting." "Two dead already." "Why a Wendy?" " He liked my stories." " What stories?" "Cinderella." "Snow White." "Sleeping Beauty." "Love stories?" "Adventures in which good triumphs over evil." "(All) Yay!" "They all end in a kiss." "A kiss." "He does feel." "He feels about you." "(Pirates cheering)" "She told him stories." "He taught her to fly." " How?" " (Chuckles)" "You just think happy thoughts." "They lift you into the air." "Alas, I have no happy thoughts." "That brings you down." " How else?" " No." "Leave her alone." " Is fairy dust." "You need fairy dust." " (All) Michael!" "What of Pan?" "Will unhappy thoughts bring him down?" " He has no unhappy thoughts." " Aw." "How if his Wendy walks the plank?" "(Cheering)" "(Chanting) Plank!" "Plank!" "Plank!" "Plank!" "(Chanting stops)" "You know, I really am terribly sorry about this." "(Ominous ticking)" "(Hook giggles)" "The irony." "It comes for Hook... and gets a story." "(Screams)" " No!" " (Pirates laughing)" " Wendy!" "No!" " (Cackling)" "(Silence)" "Did you hear her hit the water?" "Cos I didn't." " The beast has swallowed her whole." " Hm." " (Both cackle) - (Ticking)" "(Pirate) Starboard side!" "(Pirate) It looks for more, Cap'n." " Then les give it more." " Move the plank!" "(Pirates) Yeah!" "No!" "Silence, pewling spawn!" " I'll show you the road to dusty death." " (Boys) Argh!" "(Ticking)" "Into the rigging with you!" "Hunt it down!" "Move, you skunks!" "(Boy laughs)" " Argh!" " (Splash)" "What was that?" "(Ticking)" "(Deep growling)" "(Pirate) Is here, Cap'n!" "Devil!" "Demon!" "Accursed beast!" "Your time is up!" "Hello!" "So..." "Peter Pan." "This is all your doing." "Aye, James Hook." "Is all my doing." "Proud and insolent youth... prepare to meet thy doom." "Have at thee!" "(Hook) Leave him!" "He's mine." "Now!" "(All roaring and shouting)" "Argh!" " Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah." " Argh!" "Ahhh!" "There you are." "Look, there." "I never wanted to be a pirate, anyway." "I'm gonna spend the rest of my life doing good works..." "Argh!" "I got him!" "I got him!" "Argh!" "Villain!" "Ne'er-do-well!" " Libertine!" " Argh!" "(Squeals)" "Rrrarrgh!" "Is Hook!" "He flies!" "And he likes it." "(Peter laughing)" "Whoa-ooh!" "You wanna fly?" "Les fly." "A-ha-ha!" "Not bad for an old man. (Laughs)" "I know what you are." "I'm the best there ever was." "(Hook) You're a tragedy!" "Me?" "Tragic?" "She was leaving you, Pan." "Your Wendy was leaving you." "And why should she stay?" "What have you to offer?" "You are incomplete." "She'd rather grow up than stay with you." "Let us now take a peep into the future." "Whas this I see?" "'Tis the fair Wendy." "Ha!" "She's in her nursery." " The window is shut." " I'll open it!" "I'm afraid the window's barred." " I'll call out her name." " She can't hear you." " No." " She can't see you." " Wendy!" " She's forgotten all about you." "Please!" "Stop it!" "And what is this I see?" "There is another in your place." "He is called husband." "Rrrargh!" " (Wendy screams) - (Boy) No!" "(Wendy screams)" "(Slightly) Peter!" "You die alone... and unloved." "Unloved." "Just like me." "No!" "(Muffled, distant) Rrrargh!" "(Screaming)" "Silence, all... for Wendy's farewell." "Peter." "I'm sorry I must grow up." "But... this is yours." "It is just a thimble." "(Scoffs) How like a girl." " (Pirates cackling)" " By all means, my beauty." "Give Peter Pan your precious thimble." "(Whispers) This belongs to you... and always will." "Oh." "That was no thimble." "That was her hidden kiss." "(Rumbling)" "Brace yourselves, lads." "'Tis is a powerful thing." "Pan... you're... pink!" "(Bell clanging)" "Split my infinitives." "(Bellows)" "(Screams)" "Whoa!" "(Laughing)" "(All shouting)" "No!" "I have won!" "(Laughing) Wahoo!" "You are old." "But I won!" "Old." "And... alone." " Alone." " (Peter laughs)" "Whoa!" "No!" "I won!" "I won!" "I..." " (Roaring) - (Yelps)" "Done for." "Happy thoughts." "Happy thoughts." "Ripping and killing!" "Choking!" " Lawyers, dentists..." " Old!" "Alone!" "Done for!" "(All, chanting) Old!" "Alone!" "Done for!" "Old!" "Alone!" "Done for!" " Children's blood!" "Puppy's blood!" " Old!" "Alone!" "Done for!" " Kittens dashed on spikes!" " (Chanting continues)" "Spiders!" "Snakes!" "Venom and pox!" "Bubonic plague!" "Black death!" "Any death!" " A nice cup of tea!" " Old!" "Alone!" "Done for!" " Old, alone..." " Old!" "Alone!" "Done for!" "...done for." "(Deep voice) Brimstone and gall!" "Silence, you dogs... (Own voice)... or I'll cast anchor in you." "(Cheering) We won!" "We won!" "We won!" "Ready to cast off?" "(All) Aye aye, Captain." "Oh, the cleverness of you." "(Shrill whistle, echoing)" "(Chimes)" "(John) Mother." "Nana." "(Gasps, moans)" "Let us break it to her gently." "Oh!" " (Whines) - (Mary) Oh, Nana." "I dreamt my little ones had come back." "I dreamed they were asleep... in their beds." "But they will never come back." "'They did not understand how she could not see them." "'But you see, she saw them in their beds so often in her dreams... 'that she thought this was just the dream hanging around her still.'" "Hello, Mother." "It really is us." " (Children say their names) - (John) We're back." " George, come quickly!" " What?" "I'm coming!" "What is it?" "We're back, Father." "Did you miss us?" "You're back." "Good." "Excellent." "Well done." "Oh, my angel." "Of course I missed you." "All right, boys, follow me." "Get your hands off that wallpaper." "The silliest thing." "These young gentlemen say that..." "You're back." "Wah-ha!" "(Squeals)" "Oh!" "Mother, Father, I would like to introduce the Lost Boys." " (All) Hello." " Hats." "May I keep them?" "Well, I..." " I mean... the expense." " Think of the neighbours." "Dash the neighbours. (Laughs)" "And dash the expense." " Welcome to the family, boys!" " (All cheer)" "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" "Would this help the expense rather?" " Anyone for a pony ride?" " Yes!" " I'm Tootles." " Tootles Darling." " I'm Curly." " Curly Darling." "And whas your name?" "Nibs." "I plan the battles." "Would you like a mother, Nibs?" " Yes." " Oh!" "(Laughs)" " What is the matter, child?" " I couldn't find the house." "And now everyone has a mother..." "except me." "(Tink squeaks)" "Is your name Slightly?" "Yes." "Then I am your mother." "How do you know?" "I feel it in my bones." "Mother!" "George, Mary, I have a son!" "'There could not have been a lovelier sight." "But there was none to see it." "'Except a strange boy who was staring in at the window." "'Peter Pan had countless joys that other children can never know." "'But he was looking at the one joy from which he must be forever barred.'" "To live would be an awfully big adventure." "(Squeaks and twitters)" "(Blows raspberry)" "Peter!" "You won't forget me, will you?" "Me?" "Forget?" "Never." "Will you come back?" "To hear stories... about me." "'But I was not to see Peter Pan again." "'Now I tell his story to my children." "'And they will tell it to their children." "'And so it will go on." "'For all children grow up." "'Except one.'" "(Peter laughing)" "(Tinker Bell) Bye-bye!"