"A HUG FOR A MUG" "Hi, honey." " What are you doing with the bags?" " They keep falling down." "This is Ditte." "She's going to replace Susan." " Hi." "You're going to work here?" " Yes." "This is my daughter." "You're a godsend." "I've been messing things up here." " It's not really your field." " Oh, no." " Don't touch anything." " Can I have it?" " Would you like the strawberry mug?" " Yes." "You can have it." "It's a present from me." " What do you say, then?" " 1000 kroner, please." " Thanks." " A mug for a hug..." " Lucky you." " She's really sweet." " Where are you going?" " Over to Casper's." "Don't forget we're picking up Patrick after hours." " Sure." "Have a nice day." " You, too." " I wanted a quick word with you." " Yes, you said." " You know I enjoy working with you." " Me, too." "But our classic Casper-Frank teamwork has been lying by for a while." "Yes, it's been on standby." "So I had a little chat with Rune from The Angora Boys." " Which one is that?" " The chubby one." "He knows Simon Kvamm." " Is Simon going to be in it as well?" " Yes, I think so." "And Esben." "Well, that's The Angora Boys, then." "From the TV series." "They've worked together before, that's true." " Are you going to be a guest star?" " It's the cycling team sketch." "They want me to look at the script and act a part in it." " Do you want to?" " Well, we haven't been doing much." "No." "But I thought you liked that." " I don't like you being depressed." " I'm better now." "Much better." " You're not dressed." "It's 1 pm." " Yes, I am." "I'm wearing shorts." "I haven't felt this good for a long time." "If you want to go with The Angora Boys, be my guest." "But think about it, because I've got the idea." "I haven't been idle for six months." "It's on all the time up here." "What is it?" "Could you give me just a couple of days?" " And keep them off for two days?" " Yes, sure." "If you can do that, I'll make you say "screw The Angora Boys"." ""Fuck them and their crap!" And then you'll go with my idea." " Just you and me." " So good old Capper is back?" " Is it television?" " It..." "I'm not saying any more." "God, I'm sweating." "I was so nervous about telling you." "But I'm glad you're back." "Say hi to Mia." "Two days, Frank." " I'm pleased." "You will be as well." " I'm looking forward to it." "If Casper is on top he does quality stuff." " Are you listening?" " Yeah." "He should be coming now." " Hi, Mia." " Hi, Patrick." " Hi, Frank." " Hi, Patrick." "Welcome." "I'm really excited about Casper's project, honey." " Watch your finger..." " Mia?" "Are you listening?" "Casper's back." "It's so cool." "I might cancel The Angora Boys." "Honey..." " Mia..!" " What is it?" "I'm telling you I'm so happy that Casper is in a good mood." " And I said that's fine." " You don't care at all." " You're just eating a stupid crisp." " Whoops!" " What's out here?" " Take a deep breath." "Can you smell the sea?" "And the money and the success?" "Can you smell Copenhagen Showboat?" "Come." "This is the project." "Come and have a look." " It's a restaurant." " Right now, yeah." " We'll turn it into a comedy club." " Okay." "Why don't you get all the money when you perform?" "And why not earn money when the others perform?" "Go to the stand-up guys and say:" ""Come to Copenhagen Showboat."" ""Yeah, I'd love to." People from HBO will come." "They want to know what's happening in Europe." "They love it." " A comedy club is not a bad idea." " Exactly!" "There isn't one." "Well, there's "Duckpower"." "That's for people from the suburbs." "This will be international elite." " VIP..." " It's not bad." " It's fantastic." "Do you like it?" " Yeah, I do." "Actually, it's a bloody good idea." "It really is." " I told you I was back." " You are." "Screw The Angora Boys..." "It's Copenhagen Showboat!" "Hi, honey." "We're boat owners now." "Do you hear?" "We own a showboat." "We're having a bath, Frank." "We bought a showboat." "In a central location." " I think it'll be excellent." " Hi." " Do you want something to drink?" " Yes, please." " Have you been in together?" " Yes, just a quick bath." "He's had his share of adventure then, seeing you naked." " Stop it." " It's better than Tivoli." "Go and sit in the lounge." "There's the tit carousel and the fanny train..." "He's just turned 11." "We've been bathing together since he was a baby." "There's a difference between a child and an 11-year-old." " He's sexually mature now." " Come on..." " Will you do it when he's 35?" " No." "He's just a little boy." "Tell me about the boat." "What's happening?" " Stop it, darling." " Why can't you see it?" " Have you had a bad day?" " No, I've had a great day." "I come home to tell you about it and find you bathing with an adolescent." "No, no." "He's only 11." "Wipe that sour look off your face." " Hi, guys." " Hi." "Frank Hvam!" " Hi." "Good to see you." " I'm going to make it short." "First of all, thanks for the offer." "It sounded great on the phone." "Unfortunately, something's come up." "I've been offered this big project." "So I have to say thank you, but no, thank you." " You've heard the whole thing?" " Yes." "It sounds really funny." "I'd love to work with you." "The idea was to make The Angora Boys a four-man act." "We've just not been able to find the right guy." " It's The Beatles..." " Maybe we could move the shoot." "This is a long-term thing." "We hope it'll take off internationally." " Is it a solo project?" " No, there's a few more people." " Who are you doing it with?" " Casper." " Oh, right." " I thought you two were history?" "We've been lying low for a while." "But we're back." "You mean, while he's been..." "Well, he hasn't been mentally ill, exactly..." "Yes." "Otherwise you don't grow a beard that size." " But that's your choice." " I'm sorry, guys." "Sorry to take your time." "I'm a big fan of your work." "You're really funny." "You've got some great characters." "Esben... and Simon, you pull the whole thing together." " Damn!" "It could've been good." " I give this to all celebrities." " "Stop Prostitution"." " I support their cause." " The girls must love it." " What do you mean?" "I bet you can score some pussy with that." " You're having a ball, eh?" " I know prostitution is serious." " Give me some key figures." " I can't." "You should study it before you make jokes about it." "I'm sorry." "I didn't know it meant so much to you." " Say hi to Casper." " I will." "Thank you for this." "It's been a good day." "Copenhagen Showboat..." " Is everything under control?" " Oh, yes. 100 percent." "I'm glad I said no to The Angora Boys." " I don't think they're right for me." " They're not in your league." "No, they're not." "You're lovely." " I can't sleep." " What's that, Patrick?" " I keep hearing noises." " We're out in the country." "Of course there are noises." " It's just animals prowling about." " Not prowling, honey." "Foraging." "Many animals come out after sundown to search for food." "Hedgehogs, for example." "We hear them a lot." " Good night." " Good night, Patrick." "No, Frank." "We can't do it when he's still awake." " What if he hears us?" " He's not going to." " You have to be quiet, then." " What about you?" "I'm always quiet." "I still can't sleep." " You still can't?" " I tried reading." "It didn't work." " Have you tried counting sheep?" " No one does that nowadays." " I don't like being on my own." " Come and lie here, then." " Honey..." " What is it?" " Now I can't sleep." " Go in the spare bedroom, then." "Do that, honey." "You can lie over there." "Good night." " Cheers, guys." " Here's to Copenhagen Showboat!" "You don't get a better location than this." "You've studied the figures." "7.7 million..." " It's a lot of money, but..." " You'll get it back." " VIP, Kurt." "This is major league." " Yeah, this is first class." " Well, it should be." " Hello there!" "I'm from the Copenhagen Port Authority." " Have you bought this boat?" " Yes." "Him and me." " What are you doing with it?" " It's the Copenhagen Showboat." " You haven't got a berth for it." " What do you mean?" "You have to move it within three days." " You want us to move it a bit?" " No, it has to leave the harbour." "We're doing an exclusive project called Copenhagen Showboat." "You'll have to rename it." "It can't be in Copenhagen Harbour." "People wait for three years for a berth here." " Where can we go, then?" " Maybe there's room in Stege." "We're not going to fucking Stege." "Come on!" "Well, it can't stay here." "It has to go within three days." "Alright, alright." "We get it." " What do we do?" " You'll have to sail the boat." " None of us can sail a boat." " We're comedians, not captains." "How could you have missed that we didn't have a berth?" " Well..." " What do we do now?" "You've got a major problem." "The project has failed." "It's a catastrophe." "Financially and otherwise." "You'll have to work it out." "I'm on hand if you need me." "Of course I am." "Bye now." " What do we do, Frank?" " We're left with nothing." "Let's sell the damn thing and do something else, then." "I had this idea for a Stratego game with fashion models..." "No, no." "Just leave me for a bit." "Mia, I can't sleep." "Can I sleep in your bed?" "Mia." "Listen..." "I've sussed you out." "I know you're thinking about Mia all the time." "Yes, you are." "Next time, jerk off instead of looking at my girlfriend." "Understood?" "Fine." "Good night." "Good morning." " Hi." "Hi, Jens." " Hi, Frank." "Morning, Patrick." "Patrick called and asked his dad to come." "Because of last night." " You and Patrick had a little chat?" " That's right." " What about?" " About Patrick's sexuality." "Patrick's been ogling Mia's breasts, so we had a little chat about it." "And that gives you the right to tell him to jerk off   instead of looking at Mia's breasts?" "I regret saying that." "But the heart of the matter is   whether or not it's natural to have a bath with an 11-year-old..." "I have to say, I think it's unnatural." " Bloody hell!" "I've heard enough." " That's what this is about." " Say goodbye to Mia." " Bye, Patrick." "Speak to you later." "Come on." "It's unnatural, honey." "I'm not caving in on this one." "It's unnatural!" " It's great with the herb garden." " Yes, it's lovely." " Hi." " Hello." "Lovely place you've got." "Yes." "The countryside is beautiful as well." "Hi there." "Are you going to shower?" "We're just talking here." " Yes, I can see that." " Go and shower, then." " Are you still sulky?" " Go and shower, I said." "How about burying the hatchet?" "You're completely wrong here." " We better get going..." " No, no." "Mia and I are just discussing what's normal." "And natural." " Where's the toilet?" " At the end of the corridor." " Anna?" "Want to make 100 kroner?" " Yes." "Good." "Mia!" "Come and have a look!" " Hi, honey." " What on earth are you doing?" " We're having a bath." " What are you thinking?" "Is that a crime all of a sudden?" " Anna?" " Honey, lock the door." " She's in here." " We were..." "Come, Anna." "Let's get you dry." "It's time to go." " Come, Anna." " I want my 100 kroner." "What are you doing, having a bath with my daughter?" "Don't drag her into your relationship!" " You're seeing it out of context." " Yes, probably!" " See you on Monday, right?" " Don't count on it." "See how sick it is." "People get really angry." "I thought it was just you coming up." "Do you think she'll come on Monday?" "No, not now." "I'm stuck again." "Because of you." " Four lollipops, please." " Yes." " Would you like a bag?" " Yes, please." " And... what's this?" " I'm not actually sure." " Here you are." " Thanks." " Hi, Frank." " Hi." "What a surprise." " Are you a deli guy now?" " I'm looking after my wife's shop." "What about you and Casper's project?" "It's going really well." "Absolutely." " What is it?" "Can you..?" " Well, it's still a bit secret." "But we're charging ahead." "It's going extremely well." "Casper is in London at the moment, closing a few deals." "We're trying to sell it to HBO." "I guess he's back, then." "Hi, Casper." "Yes, he arrived this morning." " Hi." " Hi, Simon." " You're helping out as well, then?" " No, I was just..." "I was passing by, and then I saw him and thought: "Fuck..."" "We were talking about your project." "Sounds like it's going well." " Mind if I grab one of these?" " I'll get one as well." " See you." " See you, Frank." "Take care." " Enjoy your work." " You too." "Bye." " I'm sorry I'm so stupid." " You're not stupid." " I'm just not getting any ideas." " We'll manage, you and me."