"Friends, family, we're gathered to celebrate..." "... thejoyousunionofRoss andemily ." "Now Ross, repeat after me." ""I, Ross. "" "I, Ross." ""Take thee, emily. "" "Take thee, rachel." "shall I go on?" "He said " rachel," right?" "Do you think I should go up there?" "Yes." "Yes." "Do go on." "I think we'd better start again." "Repeat after me." ""I, Ross. "" "I, Ross." ""Take thee, emily. "" "Take thee, emily." "Like there'd be anybody else." ""As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health..." "... tilldeathpartsus. "" "As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health..." "... untildeathpartsus." "really, I do." "emily." "Do you have the rings?" "place this ring on Ross' finger..." "... asa symbolof  your bond everlasting." "Ross, place this ring..." "... onemily'shandasa symbol..." "... ofthelovethat encircles you forever." "Happy to." "They have made their declarations..." "... anditgivesmegreatpleasure to declare them husband and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "This is worse than when he married the lesbian." "Just keep smiling." "well, that went well." "It could've been worse." "He could've shot her." "That was pretty funny, wasn't it?" "The One After Ross Says " rachel"" "english subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "You spoiled everything!" "It's a nightmare!" "My friends and family are out there!" "How can I face them?" "No matter what happens with them..." "... westillgetcake,right?" "That's all right." "You take your time." "I'II be right out here." "She's just fixing her makeup." "I hate you!" "And I Iove you!" "A bad time to say the wrong name, huh?" "That's true." "Thanks, Dad." "people should be dancing." "This is a party!" "Come on!" "Joey!" "Dance!" "Yes, waltham Interiors." "This is Ross geiler's personal physician, Dr. FiIangie." "Who?" "I discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine." "Without it, in the brain of Ross..." "... women'snamesareinterchangeable." "Through no fault of his own." "Oh, my God!" "Phoebe." "No, not Phoebe." "Dr. FiIangie." "Oh, no!" "You have it too!" "I hope you don't take this the wrong way..." "... butI knowwe hadplans to meet up tonight." "I'm worried about what it might do to our friendship." "I know." "How could we have let this happen?" "Seven times!" "You know, look." "We were away." "In a foreign, romantic country." "I blame London." "Bad London!" "So, look..." "... whilewe'restillinLondon, we can keep doing it, right?" "well, I don't see that we have a choice." "But when we're back home, we don't do it." "only here." "You know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs." "I'II meet you there in two minutes." "Mon?" "I got to ask you something." "Now?" "Ross said my name." "I can't just pretend it didn't happen." "I don't know." "Monica, what should I do?" "Just do the right thing." "Tow the line!" "Thread the needle!" "Think outside the box!" "I'II talk to Ross about what he thinks it meant." "Wait!" "rachel, no." "He's married." "Married." "If you don't realize that, I can't help you." "Okay." "You're right." "You're right." "You can't help me." "Jack, is it all our fault?" "Were we bad parents?" "Who serves steak when there's no place to sit?" "How are you supposed to eat this?" "Hey, what's up?" "We were supposed to meet." "Forget it." "That's off." "Why?" "The next tour of the wine cellar..." "... willcommencein twominutes." "Joey, what are you doing?" "You promised, no meat till Phoebe has the babies." "We're in another country, so it doesn't count." "True." "He's got a point." "I'm sorry things aren't working out." "It could be better." "It'II be okay, right?" "Oh, yeah!" "Of course." "She'II get over this." "So you said my name." "You just said it because you saw me there." "If you'd seen a circus freak, you would've said:" ""I take thee, Circus Freak. "" "It didn't mean anything." "It's a mistake." "It didn't mean anything." "Right?" "Oh, no!" "Of course it didn't " mean" anything." "I can understand why emily thought it meant something..." "... becauseitwasyou ." "But it absolutely didn't." "It didn't!" "It didn't!" "The band's ready for your first dance with emily." "Oh!" "The band's ready!" "We got to do what the band says." "I don't care about the stupid band!" "You spit on me, man!" "I'm sorry." "emily is taking kind of a Iong time." "When I locked myself up at my wedding..." "... Iwastryingtopop the window out of the frame." "Get the hell out of there." "You know?" "I'm coming in!" "Oh, look at that." "Same thing." "In the middle of everything, if I scream " Yippee! " , just ignore me." "Oh, my God!" "rachel!" "Oh, hello, rachel." "Ross said my name." "Okay?" "My name!" "Ross said my name up there." "That obviously means he still loves me!" "Don't believe me." "I know I'm right." "Do you guys want to go and get a drink?" "Yes, we do." "But we have to change first." "Yes, I want to change." "Go get a table." "We'II only be five minutes." "Fifteen minutes." "Oh, Pheebs!" "It's Phoebe!" "Oh, hey, hey." "Oh, great." "So what happened?" "well, Ross said my name." "But I don't think that means anything." "Let's look at this objectively." "Ninth grade, right?" "The obsession starts." "Then he sees me in a two-piece for the first time." "His obsession begins to grow, right?" "Why don't we go change in my room?" "My clothes are... ." "Wow, you Iook" "No time for that." "Hey, dude!" "Let me in!" "I got a girl out here!" "I got a girl in here!" "No, you don't." "I saw you go in with Monica." "well, we're hanging out." "Which one of us will be having sex in there?" "Me or you?" "I suppose I would have to say you." "What if we're watching a movie?" "Which we are!" "And we've paid for it." "It's My Giant." "My Giant ?" "I Iove that movie!" "Think this is okay?" "well, Ross and emily aren't going to use it." "Oh, it's so beautiful!" "I don't feel right about this." "This is the honeymoon suite." "The room expects sex." "The room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex." "AII the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser." "Nope!" "Not under here!" "You didn't find her?" "I've looked everywhere." "You couldn't have, or you would've found her." "Keep looking!" "Yeah!" "For about 30 minutes?" "Or forty-five?" "In 45 minutes, you could find her twice." "For all I know, she's trying to find me but couldn't because I kept moving." "From now on, I'm staying in one place." "Right here." "It's getting late." "We're going to go." "Do you guys mind staying here for a while?" "We got to get up early and catch that plane." "Yeah, it's a very large plane." "That's cool." "But we'II stay here with you." "Thanks, guys!" "I really appreciate this, but you don't need to rub my butt." "We have to leave in an hour." "I know." "I've been looking at those doors." "They look pretty soundproof, don't you think?" "We can't do that." "That's insane." "I mean, A, he could wake up." "And B, you know..." "... let'sgoforit." "Nope." "She's not with us." "We've come for her things." "Where is she?" "She's in hiding." "She's humiliated." "She doesn't want to see you again." "We're very sad that it didn't work out between you and emily, monkey." "But I think you're absolutely delicious!" "Excuse me, I'm standing right here." "Oh, yes." "There you are." "Hurry up!" "Get some!" "There's a whole cart outside." "Goodbye, geiler." "Now, hold on." "hold on." "Your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon." "tell her I'II be at that airport, and I hope she will too." "I said rachel's name, but it didn't mean anything." "She's just a friend." "tell emily I Iove her and..." "... Ican'timaginespendingmyIife with anyone else." "please, promise me that you'II tell her that." "AII right, I'II tell her." "Come on, bugger face!" "call me." "You spend your life in the bathroom." "Why do you never go out the window?" "Maybe it's best we never got to do it again." "Yeah, it kind of makes that one night special." "technically, we still are over international waters." "I'm going to the bathroom." "Maybe I'II see you there?" "Can I ask you something?" "felicity and I watched My Giant." "And I thought..." "... I'IIneverbe as goodanactor as that giant." "Do you think I'm wasting my Iife with this acting thing?" "The giant's five years younger than me." "You think I'II ever get there?" "Thanks, man." "Okay, man." "But what about how much taller he is than me?" "I mean, there's no way I can make myself taller now." "Who knows what science will come up with in the future..." "... butwhatif Idie anunsuccessful, reguIar-size man?" "You've been in the bathroom for a haIf-hour." "I know!" "Had the beef tips, huh?" "You ate meat!" "You had sex!" "No, we didn't." "I know you didn't." "I was talking about Monica." "I did not have sex." "This pregnancy is throwing me all off." "I'II say " hi" to the chick and duck." "Me too!" "Why would you need to?" "You've been feeding them." "Oh, right." "Maybe I'II just go home." "We certainly are alone." "Good thing we have that "not New York" rule." "Listen, since we're on that subject..." "... Ijustwantedtotell youthat...." "I was going through a hard time in London..." "... withmybrothergettingmarriedand that guy thinking I was Ross' mother." "well, anyway, I just... ." "That night meant a Iot to me." "And I'm trying to say thanks." "You know, that night meant a Iot to me too." "It wasn't because I was in a bad place or anything." "It just meant a Iot because you're really hot." "Is that okay?" "That's okay." "And I'm cute too?" "And you're cute too!" "Thank you." "AII right, I got to go unpack." "I'm still on London time." "Does that count?" "Oh, that counts!" "Oh, good!" "What are you doing here?" "I've been on standby for a flight home for hours." "So no sign of emily?" "Not yet." "When do you have to leave?" "This is the last call for flight 1 066 to Athens." "The last call." "Pretty soon, I guess." "I'm sorry." "I don't understand." "How could she do this?" "Am I a complete idiot for thinking she'd actually show up?" "You're not an idiot, Ross." "You're a guy very much in love." "Same difference." "All passengers for flight 1 066 to Athens should now be on board." "I get it!" "well, that's that." "No, you know what?" "I think you should go." "I think you should go..." "... byyourself." "Get some distance." "clear your head." "It would be really good." "I don't know." "Come on." "It would be really good for you." "I couId do that." "I can't even believe her." "You know what?" "I am going to go." "Good." "Why not?" "Right?" "Right." "Thanks." "I'II see you back at home." "If I ever get a flight out of here." "What?" "Wait, what?" "Why don't you come?" "I mean, I have two tickets." "Why not?" "well, I don't know, Ross." "really?" "Yeah." "It'd be great." "I mean, you can... ." "You can lay on the beach..." "... andI cancryover my failed marriage." "You see how I make jokes?" "really." "I mean... ." "I couId use a friend." "Oh, wow." "Maybe." "Yes, I can do that!" "cool." "AII right, cool." "Okay, we're going to Greece." "I forgot my jacket!" "well, you tell them to wait." "Wait!" "Wait!" "I'II have a glass of merlot..." "... andhe'IIhave a wine spritzer." "Look!" "The airport's moving." "Are we moving?" "Are we?" "Why are we moving?" "Does the captain know that we're moving?" "Oh, my gosh!"