"For short." "When I want to ask a girl out on a date, I always wait 3 days before I send her a text to show how detached of a guy I am." "In the meantime I look up her first and last name on Google and I learn that she was in the 2nd school group in 10th grade at high school Clemenceau." "Great." "Each time I prepare myself for a date, I take a shower, twice so that I'm really clean." "Then, during an hour I work on my beard so that I look like a guy who doesn't work on his beard." "I test outfit 1, outfit 2, outfit 3, outfit 4." "I switch back to outfit 1" "I check that no bogey is visible, I check that my zipper isn't open." "I put some perfume, I forget that I have put some, I put some back." "I forget again, I stink perfume, I take another shower" "I put perfume again." "I repeat my catch phrases." ""Hi !" "Hi!" "Oh, how are you ?" "Sorry I'm late, I..."" "I also work on the look that says "I'm a man... but I have cracks inside."" "I tune my guitar and I put it at an obvious place in my room, in case I bring her back home." "I tidy my room, in case I bring her back home." "I remove the kitchen towel from beside my bed, in case I bring her back home." "In the meantime, I got used to my perfume, so I wonder if I have put enough, and I put more perfume." "I check if I still have the condoms from last time, and since she didn't come last time, I still have some." "I put them behind my pillow, so that I can do something like:" ""hey, just look at thiiis!"" "I check if I'm muscled enough, I'm not muscled, I do some push-ups, I'm still not muscled, but I got sweaty, so I take another shower, and I put back some perfume." "I prepare a playlist, in case I bring her back home." "I feel ready, but since the date is in 2 hours, I wait." "I fall asleep" "I wake up being late." "I run." "I sweat." "I don't take another shower." "I don't put perfume." "I don't tune my guitar." "I don't hide the kitchen towel, I don't check my zipper and I have a bogey." "For short, I got ready for a date." ""hey, just look at thiiis!""