""One hundred clever ideas," fifth stage double one." "At a certain age came the question - "Why?"." "Here, before you called friend for example, and said:" ""Listen, I met with two girls they have a separate apartment at the estate, I bought a drink, go! ", and you just rode." "And if you asked "why?" you would say "Well, why?" What are you, stupid?" "Two girls, a separate apartment, sit down, drink..." "Well..."." "And now you say "gone" and you think..." "Two some girls left... apartment they had at the estate, it did go there drink with them." "After that, either stay, or home, work tomorrow..." "Why?" "Stop." "Taken." "Thanks much!" "And what, everything already?" "Are you all well done, why am I going to torment you?" "Ah, well, well." "And where would it be?" "Video-on portal, and photos with interviews in the magazine, the largest one turn." "Excellent." "You are following the project name:" ""One hundred and stupid thoughts from a hundred stupid men." "Judging by the trend will enjoy great demand." "Oh, Camille..." "Camille, what's the matter?" "Yes, Vera climbed into the phone." ""And what have they found?" "Yes, that's just it, anything." "I mean, all that she could find there..." "I have long been erased." "And this is my hairdresser, she was all abolished, my hair cut." "Well, I just write it:" ""Thank you, kiss you."" "All - a scandal for the whole night!" "Hey, well, what problems?" "Once it is unfair to hurt you, You just offended and left." "Normally." "Slav, I can not, I'll experience, call..." "Camille, and what better to go all day long face?" "Yes?" "On the contrary, you come back from Odessa lots of real reasons for her jealousy, will ask for forgiveness and make peace." "And all." "Slav, if you're so clever..." "Go to it myself and live!" "Kam, you missed." "Phew!" "Nastya, where are my shoes?" ""What?" "Sneakers?" "I left them here." ""I do not know." "Yeah, of course, who shifted them?" ", Lesch, order us a taxi!" "Nastya, I'm late!" "You are going to have fun, and I stay with children for the whole weekend!" "And walk with Huck!" "Nasty, listen, we have agreed that..." ""Do not curse my mother!" "Good." "Dad, I pokakala!" "Congratulations." "Here, all the interviews?" "All." "Great!" "I'm on the road all otsmotryu and sms-ment send duplicate numbers." "All until Monday." "How?" "Do you, an hour later meeting." "What meeting?" ""Well, with" FaceToFace "." "You asked recall." "And why did you remind one hour before the meeting?" "Yesterday, it was impossible to do?" "Yesterday I reminded you." "And why then I do not...?" "Ah..." "Slav, well, where are you leaning?" "Sit down gone." "All." "Released?" "What does "dismissed"?" "Who can I let go or not go?" "Packed and left." "Everything!" "Good!" "Done!" "O!" "Here, everything!" "Yes, Sash!" "I. .." "Glory..." "Well, in general..." "I'm not going." "It's not Sasha." "I am right now, quickly." "Before my parents something forbidden, right now, my wife..." "When I had grown up?" "A-oo, it hurts!" "How is it could be confusing?" "Anastasia, I ordered a taxi!" "I also ordered." "Why?" "Well you asked me." "You said that you're in a hurry." "M-m-m..." "Cool." "A-oo!" "Yes, what is that? "" "Sasha, no!" "Do they cancel, we are for Lesha and to you." "What Camille?" "Camille has long been waiting, already asked UEFA, we do not go!" "Slav..." "Half an hour later, we will have you." "Everything!" "And..." "Slav, you know, I..." "I probably do not go." "Freeze!" "Fever, had an accident..." "you forgot to warn me..." "Here!" "But they are already in the waiting room, came a little earlier." "Oops..." "Well, call me." "Gentlemen, please!" "Hello Hello" "Where are my shoes?" "Dad, I dropped-ah!" "Lesch-..." ""Yes!" "Huck-tipped Eve and pot." ""And what?" "Take away my manicure." "Schas." "Papa...!" "Lord..." "Lesch-what happened?" "A-ah!" "Tea, coffee?" "Two-tea." "A me coffee, please." "The light, two tea and coffee." "Sit down." "Excuse me, you will move?" "Please..." "Excuse me, but what's that?" ""Yes, you know, going with friends in Odessa concert BI-2..." "..." "Sea, girls..." "And here you are." "Ai!" "Ai-yai-yai..." "But wait..." "..." "But we, like, pre-agreed." "Yes, it's my fault, but not cancel the same trip." "A tea is no longer needed?" "Hardly." "How do you, after all, know how to solve problems." "Alexander, but we agreed!" ""Well, why are you so?" "Hello" "Hello." "Hello." "Tea, coffee?" "Two-tea." "And my coffee." "I realized I need to 500 rubles." "Nastya, hush!" "Eve to drink the juice." "Like I said, I will give the next trip." "I'll give you the next trip." "Thank you" ""I canceled the taxi, Nastya." "I also abolished." "Why?" "Because you said that you called." ""Well, you're...?" "Ah-ah-ah!" "Do nothing, do nothing!" "Lesha, and come away with Huck." "Come out and Huck, do you hear?" "That's what I do to come up with Huck, call a taxi, or get a divorce?" "Eva!" "Dad, I hid, find me!" "Yes, thank..." "How many?" "Ten?" "Listen, I probably will not go..." "No, no, no, second..." "I..." "Listen... so... ah-ah-ah..." "Dad, Huck wrote on the carpet!" "Lesch, so I asked the same!" "Glory, glory, Glory!" "Quickly come to me." "You run away, Dad?" "Eg, yes." "Only my mother did not speak." "No!" "Mom, Dad ran away!" "Come." "Imagine, Odessa, night club, BI-2 at stage, we are right across the dance floor champagne in a bucket with ice and inserted into the neck of this garbage with fireworks, well, beautiful." "It was dark, and everyone sees that we are sitting in the central box, ie, we are the most steep, and the girls all they see, and..." "Kam at what I do understand that bad..." "but it is impossible!" "Correct, correct." "All right." "Well, of course  Dog is the most intelligent creature on Earth Well, of course, after a man..." "Thank you." "And then in the frame appears some Pekingese, and says:" ""I was seven years old, I'm a man, stop hanging on me that pink ribbon  A better buy me only this fodder. "" "And the voices are all your stars - Nikolai Fomenko, Vanya Urgant." "Who is it you?" "So, wait..." "I have it for free, because it is their thought, but it is actually advertising." "No, it just does not seem to be advertising, it's just a thought on this subject, and all." "Sorry." "Hello." "Sash, well, what's the matter?" "Oh, you here?" "Slav, I told you, I have a meeting." "Sash, no time at all!" "What meeting?" ""Well, come on, come on, Sash, come on!" ""Well, another fifteen minutes." "All, yes, come on." "How much can you?" "A?" "Therefore, in my childhood was so cool." "Well, because it was clear what is good and what is bad." "Well, then, you learned the lessons - fellow." "Grandmother across the road turned, but umnichka!" "Ball broke the glass - bad." "Logically." "And now?" "Did you have a woman well, and the other from this bad." "And you do everything he did for the third." ""Yes, yes!" "But she still..." "Once all mixed up." "Che-confused?" "Che has become entangled?" "Translate grandmother through the road is still good." ""Yes!" "Vaughn, go, move it, yes, across the road." "Go." "And immediately calmed down." "Do not tell me..." "Maybe I translated it, but she did not have to this?" "Come on, grandma." ""What?" "Come on." "A me there." "Listen, I need to do a good deed." ""Yes, I'm there!" "I did go there!" "I there not..." "Yes, do not you go, Granny!" "Or, for example, it is not the grandmother." "Bad." "Grandma..." "You do not have it across the road translate!" "A good somewhere is on the other transition and waiting for you, and you are that old nits fro motylyaesh." "And even worse, if that good before you have someone translated." "And, perhaps, the man was bad, and made this formally, for a tick, but he did good thing, but you do not." "Listen, you Euro-something quite stunned..." "in those of their..." "Damn, we have an hour wait!" "How much can you?" "A?" "Sasha, come out into the yard for a walk, we swing!" "Well, yes, I am deeply convinced that we have with you will be very comfortable together." "and work will, of course, fruitful." "In addition, we have promising projects lot..." "By the way, our customer with great respect applies to your creativity." "Why?" "Creativity." "And cans are no..." "How do I zadolbalsya?" "Excuse me?" "Zadolbalsya!" "Thank you very much, it was constructive, until Monday." "Alexander Sergeyevich!" "Alexander!" "Yes, until Tuesday." "Zadolbalsya it..." "I, too zadolbalsya, but I'm sitting!" "Slav, and what you now at all offended?" "Can we at your BI-2." "Yeah, we will!" "Here we are, and stood up. "To get general." "You know what I say... no need to try to realize a dream, let and remains a dream." "Why?" "Because we both dreamed of: that we leave morning, we go with the breeze on an empty road..." "..." "Dinner in Kiev over the Dnieper..." "I already apologized!" "Sash, well, you're a goat and a monster, but what does this change?" "I say - it is impossible to realize a dream." "That's my childhood dream, I would have a white Mercedes." "Well, I've dreamed about, that he did, once, and eat." "And now I, can I afford to buy... but, first, well, not from a dream so much money to give, even for a Mercedes." "Under the house you can not put his or scratched, or do away all..." "When he was white?" "In Moscow, nine months of mud." "Yes, yes, yes, yes..." "And in childhood dream I'm on this white Mercedes drove up to the door of the school, of which overlook the one for which I on this white Mercedes drove up." "A still with me out of it out you know who?" "Who?" "Mikhail Boyarsky." "Throughout the Musketeers, a horse, and said so that all could hear: "Come on, Slavka, show me your school!" "Aegeus!" "Not so." "Aigues-gay!" "Yes." ""Wait, and you're in what year end?" "In the 88-m." "Well, what a Mercedes?" "Nine "wet asphalt." "Tuck in the 88 th it was a Mercedes." "Camille's go." "By the way, with women the same." "That's until you try to get her she is beautiful." "But, you already live together, she in the morning goes to work, kisses you and says:" " "You are my nebritysh." "Or even both." ""You are my sleepy Cheburashka"." "No, no, no... "Cheburafka"" ""Cheburafka." "And, like, this is so cute, yes?" "But so disgusting." "Yes, and what you sleepy nebritysh" " Cheburashka, is - wishful thinking." "No, Lesh... is "natyafka." "Agha, or Who is this: "Well, all until the evening." "Smack." ""Well, what on dick," smack "?" "Want to kiss kiss." "Everything!" "I agree." "Or change some..." "You know, you will notice that she had worn boots On the one hand more..." "And think to myself - clubfoot." "Then you think, okay, you think so, but this word - "Clumsy"..." "And so, as well as she dream it does not need to touch." "Slav, do not touch yourself!" "Then, Romeo and Juliet..." "So, well, that they died." "After all, they overcame so much for the sake of their love." "And stood for, say, her love, if she learned that he says "calling"?" "Or that he was wearing around the home scatters." "Accustomed to him mother, Lady Montagues picks." "And he walks around the apartment in his underpants, scratching it himself?" "Pardonte..." "No, I understand it because of her feat committed, but when was that?" "And one time." "And he scratches all the time." "She says: "Well, we do love each other..." "Well, I will not tolerate?" "Well, scratching... "" "But it is impossible!" "Plague take your family both!" "I am because of you became fodder..." "..." "For dogs!" "New "Tedigri!" "Now tasteful Romeo!" "And Romeo, also at a loss, it is her before the wedding a couple of times seen." "And now look, her ankles are thick, and toes are short and curves." "And he understands... hurry." "And everything!" "So, it turns out that Shakespeare's happy-ending." "No tale happy for the world..." "Camille, Camille, have gone." "Here..." "That's why I did not marry." "It turns out that dreams do not come true." "In the best case, you just succeeds." "And all." "Sorry..." "I was such a beautiful dream..." "They parted with the girl were serious relationship..." "Who, Lera what?" "H-no." "What does Leer?" "Who?" "What is the difference?" "There is no-Nasty, tell me." "Slava, you're wrong." "Lesch, when you talked about Leroux, asked not to tell anyone?" "I asked." "Here." "And why are you then?" "So he asked me, I'm not a word!" "I." "Here is what you want?" "A?" "Lera." "Vaught..." "Everything." "In short, I dreamed that we randomly meet, I do not know... at the resort." "I go to the hotel from the beach, and she sits with a man at the table." "And we have not even said hello, simply glance met..." "My eyes immediately wet." "I went to the bar counter..." "Mae Ai Heave Fifty gramz s cognac, pliz?" "Maybe, just stolnichek?" "Pour." "Drink up, for courage..." "Then he looked, and there is a piano." "No, no, no, white..." "Let white." "Oh, please!" "Then again, it was dark." "I am beautiful, in a tuxedo." "From the beach came, Yeah..." "Do you feel sorry?" "A please!" "I went over to the piano..." "No, no, no... right now..." "I went over to the piano, like so..." "And then, I begin to strum our with her melody..." "I have never, with one girl was no "our" melody but for the dreams correctly." "And of course, that's it..." "Well, that's all." "I mean, she understands everything..." "What do all these years, she loved only me, but husband, he is so, because of money." "And all understand." "And then I get up and invite her to dance." "The waiter's eyes wet." "The bartender is crying, look out povaryata Kitchen..." "And he, well, husband... understands." "If anything, not angry as a human understands everything, because we love, but he..." "What has he?" "Pay up, and something like that again... disappears." "And we dance, dance..." "Lesh, and you want I'll tell you, as if all was really the case?" "No, I do not." "And all they want." "Well, come on." "Third day of rest, you're going to the beach." "Muzzle burned, skin hanging from such scraps, you're her cream smeared, and the upper sand stuck... islets." "In the right hand you have a mask, snorkel, fins, the left a wife and two children." "Walk past an expensive hotel, but there it is!" "Such a beautiful evening dress and with her man, quite interesting, perhaps in a tuxedo..." "In my tuxedo?" "Yes, only six sizes larger." "And you are..." "Oh, hello." "Hi." "Still, they drove off." "And your wife asks: "Who was that?"" "So what you gonna do it?" "Run after them, shouting:" ""Wait, I'll disguise and you'll play the piano! "" "I pokakala, Dad!" "Well, that's why you told me all this?" "This dream was..." "Kam, turn on some music what-if." "Book?" "Well, super!" "Thank you very much." "Ah, well, then the money I at once, you're understanding..." "What is not important?" "Important" "Well, you know, yes, that Moscow is yours, I mean clubs, restaurants..." "Well all, I embrace you, see you soon!" "Come on, come on!" "We will soon have." "Guys, well, all the super, he would do." "Listen, as he gave us such a gift to your Anniversary does need him, too, something to give." ""Well, I must." "Bottles." "Camille, the owner of a nightclub, right?" "Good, dear." "Can not expensive, but something spectacular." "Five hundred dollars." "Effectively, and not very expensive for four." "Listen, you have it so advanced, he may be now?" "Listen, now well." "In Kiev, the same certainly can buy?" ""Well, everything." "Listen, that's why you can change only the wife or husband." "Why can not change, for example, children?" "So?" "Ha..." "Well, imagine you have seen emerging from McDonald's with someone else's child." "A?" "Or have you found a child in his pocket Designer of "Lego"." "And you tell him "Lego" not bought." "Or bought an unfamiliar child in the street ice cream." "Nothing serious - a moral impulse." "Are your kids noticed it." "Yes" "Your child, your child asks you another way: "So, Dad, you're it znaes, eh?"" "Did you this: "Yes, no." "Just bought ice cream, honestly. "" "Yes?" "And that this time you just bought him Morozeni?" "What's wrong with that?" "I went to dick, boy!" "I'm telling you: "I, the first time I see him!" "Look at him!" "I went to the AAA-dick, boy! "" "Even better!" "For the first time sees a man and immediately his ice cream?" "I, incidentally, Morozeni years without a visa!" "Yes... all." "And in the morning empty cupboards, no toys and Note: "Asking." "Of Child garden we will take the mother." "Bee! "." "Normally Nastya wrote..." "I thought I would write "kill, hate, beast..." "He writes: "We sit with Marinka, drink Martini." "You greetings." "Kids go mad in the playroom." "She is brilliant, not offended." "Yes, it's not that she was not offended, she probably forgot." "I tell you, it's light." "Good luck to you." "Although..." "What 'though?" ""Well, well, maybe even worse, not because of what divorce." "So, maybe we should not?" "And if you want?" "That's why I will not marry..." "Come on, brakes!" "You are going to have?" "Guys, it really is going to have!" ""Well, hell with it." "Its absolutely not sorry." "We are just waiting for him four hours now spend an hour here, and then take him to hospital." "And spend the weekend in the hospital..." ""We passed a town?" "Lipkey." ""Here in a hospital in Limes." "And sometimes I have a hangover straight want some, You know, disgusting to eat." "This one cheburek or is..." "sausage in the dough." "Be." "And now this... belyash, this bold, oiled whole." "That's straight like!" "I do not know why?" "Maybe because you asshole?" "Yes?" "I once thought." "Good version, explains a lot." "Guys, he or she is eating it!" "Tasty." "Just delicious." "So, it's my shish kebab!" "Go and buy yourself." "Camille, I'm sorry, your health." "No-what does not deny!" "And why did not you say that so delicious?" "A?" "Because you, where less than thirty dollars a dish taste good." "Well, what do you do freak me out glamorous, eh?" "Slav, Sasha, of course, now is not the most our close friend..." "..." "But you remember that restaurant Ordynka, which you advise me?" ""And what a bad restaurant?" "Beautiful, just go into it afraid." "It seems that now, for you will approach the doorman and expose you." "He will say: "And you, boy, what are you doing here, huh?"" "Uncle, but I am forty years old..." ""I can show a passport." "Come on, run to my mother!" "Come on, come on!" "Well, we went inside." "The situation, I tell you, as in the Louvre..." "Have you been there?" "No, but I think that there is so." "Only here, why else and eat." "A waiter dressed better than me, ladies, with expensive dogs." "Generally, frightening." "Read: "Diflope of palaby with seeds katsiusa" - $ 64." "And embarrassed to ask..." "Excuse me, but what is "Diflope?" "Because it seems that all turn around and start to laugh." "And the waiter is so patronizing..." "I highly recommend "Diflope" He's our best in Moscow." "So, all restaurants that have long there, and I alone, like a fool, about it I know nothing." "Well, I naturally ordered." ""And they bring me here so..." "Excuse me." "Thank you." "... Here is a plate on which is there a "deflope"  With five or six seeds, I can not remember what." "Katsiusa, Lord." "A plate edges are covered with something colorful." "Something!" "Sauce sifesto!" "Zsuzsa, you saw it?" "A plate of such a huge, probably for to emphasize that deflope on the ground is very little..." "And it is very expensive, and that now this "little" enough that it cost $ 64." "Penny!" "So, gentlemen, who let him in here?" "I started there... but it is tasteless." "Featured in Moscow, but no." "A toast to our restaurant is "Croutons"." "This is exactly the same piece of toast bread, toast not only can cost eight dollars, and croutons can." "And then, you have the money for start find at least some taste, essentially distinguishes it from the toast croutons." "And find..." "The main thing here, a barbecue for a hundred rubles, I'm sitting there like a fool, and it "diflope"  With croutons." "Best in Moscow!" "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Thank you." "Very tasty skewers!" ""That's because I do not know how to sing." "Do you mean?" "Well, I'm a Georgian." "This Georgians should sing beautifully." "And I do not know how." ""Here, barbecue compensated." "A well-produced!" "Thank you." "In Moscow, when the raid on Georgian citizens were I stopped by cops, say you're Georgians." "I tell them, eh, listen, I'll sing, you yourself let me go, because you understand that this so Georgians can not sing." ""And why is let off?" ""Of course, for three hundred dollars." "Even the song did not listen." "Thank you very much." "You very much." "Do not become the future." "Previously, a child has always been ahead something bright, unknown..." "Well, life." "So now I know exactly what will happen." "Same thing today..." "I will deal with the same, go to the restaurants are the same, Well, or in others, such as..." "In the car ride about the same." "Instead, the future became the present." "Just being real, which is now and the present, which will be later." "And most importantly, that I my true - love." "The car is good and tasty restaurants..." "Only the future sorry." "That's clever!" "Very sensibly!" "If they are so smart, keep, let they better explain Why Kiev - the mother of Russian towns?" "No, well, Russian okay, understandable." ""But why Kiev - mother?" "He is the father." "And I'll tell you..." ""That's because Moscow - port of five seas." "O!" "And the answer I gave." "But the question - why dog handlers do not film and the dogs here is unknown." "Assume that this is also because, Moscow - port of five seas." ""But this is why Sasha did not marry Vick?" "That is unclear." "Please..." "Well, tell me what's most annoying in the married state?" ""What Moscow - port of five seas!" "I am serious!" "Lack of other women." "No." "No possibility of other women." "What a fine with us going in the car man." "You can be her and did not use but the possibility should be the same." "Example:" "You have banned eating with a fork." "Who?" "Do not know." "They said: "Never no longer eat with a fork! "" "It would seem, and horseradish would be with him, you can spoon sticks, hands..." "But you said - can not fork and immediately wanted it with a fork." "And, most importantly, there they are plug lie." "He opened a box full." " Dvuhzubye, silver and cupro-nickel" "Beautiful!" "..." "Beautiful." "Yes, you even aluminum amiss, If you have three years of a single plug was not." "But it is impossible." "And yesterday it was still possible." "But what has changed?" "Class!" "And what does Vic?" "Plug..." "Vic..." "Why is it always all of them drunk, and I'm not?" "But why always?" "When is it?" "They sailed off somewhere..." "Where?" "Sailed... swam..." "Kam, you cho!" "Hello!" "A!" "Ale, Ale!" "Hey!" "Quiet!" "Quiet!" "You're right, just look!" ""He was sleeping!" "No, no, everything is normal." "Are you asleep?" "Exactly?" "No, no, do not sleep." "Although..." "Listen, I did not sleep all night." "That's why I think what I did cut down some, huh?" "Kam, calm, normal, now we get to Kiev we've got hotel booked..." "And how in Ukrainian is "hotel"?" "Hotel." "Go into a room..." "A "number"?" ", Numer." "..." "But there is already spread out a soft, clean featherbed..." "A "featherbed" how?" "Sash, perina." "O-pa, so I know the Ukrainian language!" "Yes." "In the morning you order his tea in bed..." "Those guys will not be able to order..." "Why?" "Because he does not know the language!" "He'll call and say: "Tea in bed, but no one understands because as it should, Alexei?" "Tea postil." ""Here!" "And I know that tea postil." "Sanya, but you do not know one..." "It will be in Ukrainian "Hungary"." "How?" "I know!" "Vengriya." "No." "Sasha Ugorschina." "Understand?" "Oh you!" "How did they live there?" ""Where?" "In Ukraine, or in Hungary?" "In Ugorschine!" "All... sleep." "Camille, Camille..." "I do not understand." "We should already be there!" "Why are we here then?" "And most importantly, where is it here?" ""And I think, here we were." "Kam?" "What Cam?" "I generally sleep the last half hour." "Yes, sir, afraid even to imagine that there was before the Soviet authorities." "So I Che said, they have a new structure - "Revolutionary, amazing musicians play live, amazing!" "Slav, listen, you have got with their BI-2." "Yes, thank me pofig BI-2, not BI-2..." "I generally do not eat much, and where." "Are not you afraid that there is a bare wire?" "Lesh?" "A?" "Turn on high beam." "O!" "Beldyazhki!" "Here we spend the night." ""I can not!" "Why?" "I am married." "I can not in Beldyazhki... impossible." "Well, guys..." "Parasite!" "Here..." "Here are two here and two there behind the wall." "Indeed, exactly the same." "And there is..." "No underwear." "This is as it should be?" "No, no, right now, I would." "Here's the key, please." "Yeah, thanks." "Parasite!" "A, I apologize..." "Excuse me, but to eat something you can?" "Oh, you know, we have barmaid fridge shuts." "A can not open it?" "So she's a lock closes." "Would you like me irisok bring?" ""Perhaps at least some tea?" "A tea in the Titanic." "So, guys, guys, do not open the windows!" "Tuck, stuffy same..." "Mosquitoes raid." "M-m-m..." "And we light off." "Cockroaches nabegut." "Ugorschina..." "Sash, well, useless, all." "... Well, I think that the left context condemns, basically, those people that they themselves can not have." "Well, presents itself: an ordinary, normal man, but not fundamentally alter his wife." "Good, yes?" "And now, he is sent on a mission Beldyazhki, here, at the gathering of land reclamation." "He settled in our hotel..." "Oh, one hundred and eighth in our room..." "And in the next room Zhanna Friske." "Confused gathering of land reclamation with rallies billionaires." "Fuck!" "In the hotel, please!" "And the way you show?" "And she falls in love with him at first sight, when he knocked on her hotel room, boiler ask." "Who's there?" "You have a boiler is not there?" "Excuse me...?" "Oh, Momma...!" "And we remember that he is a loyal husband." "That's the reason why he could refuse her, eh?" "No, well, let's both - can." "Maybe, but then, this complex - "Fear not match," Well, that is, not because he is so loyal." "Alternatively, there is another reason  He is an asshole." "He could be the brightest adventure in life." "And he told her - "no"." "On the other hand..." "..." "You imagine how such a pleasant situation to refuse?" "I can not imagine." ""She came... all..." "Zhanna Friske..." ""Well, I know, do not..." "She came and said: "I'm yours."" "I love you, Vyacheslav Gavrilovic!" "And he told her once: "But I do not."" "All the women in her face avenged youth acne a girl in ninth grade, which did not go with you to dance, for this tretekursnitsu who fell asleep the most important point - the drunken fool!" "Do you like that happened?" "It!" "I told her: "Dear Zhanna Friske, Hold yourself in hand, I am married." "And take away your kettle! "" "And drove it." "Cattle... shamed us all." "Do not worry, we will take our revenge on him now." "He returns home and tells all wife." "Proud, firstly, because Zhanna Friske them interested, and secondly, he also survived, but his wife, nonetheless satisfied with his questioning..." "Well, because it was the same, yes?" "It?" "In my eyes I see!" "I can see what happened." "But there was nothing Why would I told you then?" "Yeah, but kissing the same, eh?" "Kissing..." "Yes, no kissing." "M-m, I realized..." "You're bothering her own, and she'll refuse." "I told you, this is it asking me, but I refused, I swear!" "What?" "Health Gosha." "Che you swearing?" ""You go and sleep!" "Come on, son, go." "Che, however, is not it?" "Well." "Refused..." "Zhanna Friske?" "Yes." "Well, you asshole..." "And leaves him." "Because, well, how to live with this asshole?" "For asshole!" "My dad asshole!" "Boys..." "And, you're here." "And I brought clothes." "A-ha... disassemble." "And here is the question - "Why?"" "Do you mean?" ""Well, when I told her:" Come to me, and she told me: "Why?" "And what?" "Well, tell me, what should I answer her?" "You see, my home is not bowling, not cinema." "What should I say: "Come to me, once or twice, make love," "I'll definitely be good, you may be and then of course you can stay, but it is better that you left? "" "After all, if I tell her so, she just does not go, though well aware that we to do just that and are going." "And I say: "Come to me, at my house beautiful collection of lute music sixteenth century. "" "And that answer it fully satisfied." "How are you'd like to sleep with a woman was..." "Well, I do not know  As a shot at a cigarette?" "Girl..." ""Yes!"" "..." "Sorry, you will not have sex?" "Oh, sorry, I quit." "Congratulations." "Excuse me, but you do not..." "Oh, my last." "For the husband want?" "Yes..." "No, well, if a person has to..." "No, no, no, I'm the last..." "Better to be so?" "No, well, so no, probably..." ""Well!" "But I do not know really what I want." "Look, I have a wife, child  Three-chamber refrigerator." "I, for all that want or as simple want?" "Or maybe I actually want it all quit and become a free man." "This did what bliss!" "On the other hand no, but I love them." "And, perhaps just got used to and I'm afraid to change something..." "And maybe, just and should be changed?" "Here's how it all mean?" "You know, I have a child for such cases was a way." "I imagined that coming to me Fascists but not to "Hande hoch"" "and with a noble mission, to help me look into my inner world." "Shining in my face and asked to which I myself can not answer." "I can not get to the truth, there..." "Who do you like Marina Shturmanovu 8 "B" or Jan Mishchenko of 9 B?" "If you say the truth, we let you go, but not - shoot." "And they are the truth somehow know well, Fascists." "And I am so suddenly going and understand..." "Jan Mishchenko!" "Well done, Russian Ivan." "A good way." "Until now, use it." "Ha-ha-ha!" "No, well, I also heard that there are such pairs who agreed to talk each other the truth, if they are on the side of what had happened." "Presenting such a deal..." "Tell me honestly, did you ever cheated?" ""Yes, that's the day before yesterday with the secretary." And she to him in the same instant, figak lamp on the head!" "And he is so lies hidden in the ruins:" ""You what?" "We're agreed."" "And now it turns out, firstly, that they... not agree that she is after this truth does not beat his lamp on the head and secondly, that such questions are given with the sole purpose - to hear in response "No."" "It does not matter whether it's true or not." "Alexander Demidov, "Encyclopedia of family Life "section" Effect of bedside lamp on the human libido." "Good-yell!" "We are sleeping!" "Schas." "Or do you say to her:" ""I'll go there with the guys on the football."" "And she says: "Come on, of course, but you have not seen her son for two days. "" "And the next time you add a "probably."" "I guess I'll go with the guys on the football, I guess." "That is, you begin to ask for leave just a little." "She says: "What are you asking me?" "I'll someday something prohibited? "" "And then you say that linger on the job." "But why should I lie to her...?" "Be-baa-baa!" "... She is my most intimate friend?" "A, Lesh?" "Lesh!" "Oh!" "Kam, I'm sorry, Che-I fall right." "Why are you awake?" "Yes, in general, in either eye!" ""You do not worry." "You also want to understand?" ""Of course, I want to." "Normally, it means everything, because the crisis is when you do not want to." "And then you start to want something to want." "It's okay..." "That's when you do not want to want to something wanting - this is a crisis!" "This is not a crisis, it is fucking!" ""We can help you understand your inner world "" "(Burp)." "Oh-ho-hoch!" "Pardonte..." ""They stop us, make you breathe and it shows." ""Do not tell." ""I brushed his teeth, drank coffee, fine." "Come on, Dykhne." "Like, nothing." "Yeah." "And that's why they drank the same, and one in the morning smells;" "but on the other, slightly smacks?" "This is called internal intelligence." "Ay, ay!" "Back!" ""What's that?" "Freeze!" "Freeze!" "Back!" "Back!" "Quiet, quiet!" "Stop!" "Everything!" "Stop!" "Well, what happened can be said already?" ""Well, I wrote sms-ku Lena sent to Sonya." "Oh-oh-oh, Lord..." "But what is written?" "So, you read it, I'll tell you what to do." ""Well, I read. "Hello, beautiful girl..." "Tak." "The more I have of you, the more I want to you." "Send me a long warm sms-ku." "Your myself. "" "Well?" "And what is that?" ""Well, like what?" "I never Sonya "beautiful girl "did not call." "Oh-oh-oh!" "Well written - made a nice man!" "What!" "I sms-tion has long been the name of not writing." "That is correct." "You can do top." "So, you think that's okay?" "And what you confuses?" "Well, I once used by a person to go." "I remember I bought..." "Gifts for the New Year, I bought the main gift his beloved wife, left to buy three nonprincipal, and sales, such an experienced woman said to me:" ""You have the same three identical gift, yes?"" "No, they are the same, I had three different girls..." "me three different ones." "And this saleswoman at me with such Sincerely watched saying that there are decent men in the country." "Yes..." "Women in this sense somehow poblagorodnee." ""Well, I would like to believe it." "Aha I have a friend... which is able to write sms-ment, the word "kiss" without removing the hand from the bag." "They come with her husband in the car, he tells her, type: "Today we spend the whole evening together."" "She smiles, and her hand in her purse." "AND I receive sms-ka: "Today I can not. kiss." "A?" "Oh, yes!" ""Here, if the Nazis came to..." "Oh..." "Again?" "... Those for the truth shoot, and asked:" ""Make changes to your wife or not change?"" "I was in any case would have answered "no."" "Because if you do not change, you said the truth you let go, and if changed, even wonder in no time." "No, not changed." "Do not guess." "Oh, you bitch!" "Thank you fascists..." "Incidentally, I agree to talk "Yes" - there is no sense." "No." "Here you said "yes", changed..." "And it was true." "You let go, live." "But how to live with it?" "You know, she knows that you know, all fascists know they did not invite me, awkward..." "And the guys were helpful..." "And if all rested on the fact that you do not know and it is now gone, and you love her." "A-ah!" ""Well, Holy cats!" "But what of that!" ""Well, what?" "What's there?" "What do you understand?" "Do not understand..." ""Thank you, my lohmatik!" "Smack-smack." "A?" "Damn...!" "So, oh-oh-oh-oh!" "You've seen her legs?" "Then the patient." "That's why I did not marry." "But strangely, that if a man like woman he must conquer it, to win." "And if a woman likes a man, then she to his win, she also owed him surrender, that is, lose!" "Wins - losing!" "We play checkers, they play in the giveaway." "Curve Women's logic..." "Always have them both." "Beautiful..." "Oh-oh-oh..." "You know, as there is beautiful inside!" "Come." "Where do we go?" "Come on, let's go." "Where do we go?" "Where do you go?" "Lesh, Lesh!" "I am here for ten years was not." ""Well, let's go, please!" "First, spiritual hunger, and then - a real one." "I am not very spiritually hungry and physically - just terrible!" "Yeah, okay, well we have here, Glory, one step." "Well, look what a beauty!" "Lesh, you know, now, I, I'm always behind you, but I'm after yesterday's irisok, well, no Che ate." "Let's can, somehow..." "A?" "All right, quick meal, and then..." "Sleep!" "Clear." "But, here, you know that I'm going to dinner with the poor in spirit people." "Good." "Vaught takusenkimi." "Dwarfs, pygmies, cattle all." "Agree." "All sit down." "There." "A Lesch well settled right?" "And it shall devour, and will look highly spiritual man." "Lord, Lord, Lord... kartoplyaniki." "Lesch-what kartoplyaniki?" "Potatoes, so, grated." "Potato pancakes, or what?" "No, the potato pancakes." "And this is a chop, and inside mashed and so all the fry." "A type zrazy?" "What zrazy?" "Well, how to explain it?" "Kartoplyanniki..." "The girl, we please, second, third, fourth page, except you know, fried brains." "Yes And vodka with pepper." "No, no, no... vodka with pertsem." ""Listen, now, is not perfectly I know the Ukrainian language." "Thank you." "Yes, Ver?" "Yeah..." "Yes?" "So what?" "Well, now what?" "Che it hurts him?" "Does not she understand that sooner or later he just goes and everything?" "I think he presses it." "He must be the main, He loves it." "He drops it." "You do not understand, he lives." "He provokes her, then the scandal..." "..." "And then they make peace, and some time he was well." "Why do you think so?" "Because it's Yana exactly the same thing." "He was just in a different way boring." "So, give me a vodka." "Pour it." "Kam, maybe you're wrong so you push it?" ""We went for a walk, she stayed." "Lesh, you know what?" "Look here..." "You ought to be able to... in short, okay, I do not tell, so listen." "Three days ago, wrote Vera and John." "That's just listen." "Jan: "My dearest, I miss you." "I want to see your eyes... "" "Vera: "Rice, buckwheat, carrots, tomatoes, cabbage over. "" "John: "I miss you, even when you with me." "In life, so few moments when we are together. "" "Vera: "Shampoo" Vichy "from falling out and balm red. "Cloran, not cream, and the ball"" "Yeah!" ""You are my most-favorite."" ""Napkins, paper towels, toilet paper 4 pieces." "When are you going? "" "John: "I dreamed at night, only necessarily. "" "Vera: "From the store of 'em certainly something to remember. " A?" "Yes, this thing would be terrible "Faust" by Goethe." "But you know that if you leave now to Yana..." "..." "It six months later you too will write about the napkins." "Yes, I understand..." "Kam, and you said that you're wiped out?" "You know, everything - but not all." "There are places in the phone is, she will never find." "Damn, I do not understand what they hide." "You're lying, then we must remember that I lied, Who lied when lying." "Why can not agree?" "Are you for the truth?" "Yes." "A, that is getting married and immediately begin tell the truth to his wife." "Lesh, yes." "A better way, gather all the women who were up to her, and, most importantly, at a time and to acquaint them with his wife." "Yes" ""All the girls ask Rostislav go to a fifth berth. "" "So, you're the who?" "June 2001-th." "Pass." "How?" "I, too, in June 2001-ho!" "Pass!" "Another summer of 2001 the there?" "Yes, yes!" "Girls, let's, I'm just a group!" "Pass!" "You would, Rostislav, somehow posderzhanney something." "And then five years later we'll have to charter cruiser, and this is completely different money." "I beg your pardon?" "That's me in hospital for two weeks, complex fracture." "Oh, I'm afraid, Rostislav, as if your personal life, our vessel was not sunk." "Oh, come, come, come-oh!" "And where donuts?" "A-ah... borscht, borscht, borscht..." "Borscht!" "And I also want to borscht." "In general, all assembled, the ship sailed, they are on the top deck drinking champagne," "Such beautiful, with hair, but they all want to please me," "Well, of course, each other make an impression, too." "And then there I was, well, a..." "Well, you know, in general, like this." "Hello, hello, my dear!" "Hello, just once, but close to me people!" "You are very dear to me, though, some of you I do not remember." ""And we love you, Slavochka!" "I am really very worried..." "Let me just introduce you to people, which some of you have heard some even seen but most of you never knew its existence." "And so, my wife!" "Oh-oh-oh!" "Oh, do not even know what to say..." "You know, I probably have never been so proud my husband!" "What I had in the young, right?" "It so happened that in my life it much more than each of you" "I'm watching you all are so sweet... and I'm still jealous of him, what a fool  Did not want anyone to share." "Well, to me, sorry, what?" "Well, now - to get acquainted!" "Hello" "Oh, hello." "This Lyudochka from work, we have it for two year but somehow it all on the run, running..." "Why "on the run"?" "Such a sweetheart." "Indeed, my dear." "But you know, I have an iron rule - to work with anyone." "A?" "An exception to the rules." "You here to anyone acquainted not have, best friend you will know yourself." ", She asks..." "Hi." ""Well, of course you, you bastard!" "On the other hand, will talk about." "I agree, I have it so... yes?" "Good." "That's it!" "But you, of course, Piggy..." "Listen, now, you too, you know..." "gone for a week, then she asks calling thinking that you're home, well and... spun." "Where do you, at home?" "No, we went to the hotel." "Why a hotel?" "House Well nobody knows the more she asks, where's my underwear, where towels..." "And then, in the hotel expensive." "How much did you pay?" "Well paid." "What is the difference?" "Ah, well, of course, my coat had no money, and a hotel there." "The next time that we have at home!" "All right, agreed." "Oh!" "Anna, Olga, Masha, fitness instructor." "Hello." "Oh, and who is this, man, what?" ""Where?" ""Well, look." "Oh, well, where here man?" "Come on, where you'll be surprised at the bottom." "Climb down." "Come." "Yes, but just..." "Who was it?" ""Well, the waiter must have been, well..." "The main thing is not to be on the same party, arranged by your wife." "Sash, pip your tongue!" "You think that saying!" "San, you are even aloud is not pronounced." "Because all this materialize." "Oh, Lord..." "How can I gorging something, but..." "Four kartoplyanika..." "And most importantly, the first six went so well." "There was no need since there kartoplyanikov dumplings." "Yes, and jam it all the pancakes." "What, is not it?" "It's all so delicious!" "Pancakes, potato pancakes, oh yes not on file old." "What is Andrew's descent?" "This is Andrew's recovery." "What is this?" "How's that?" "This is Andy Warhol!" "Who is it?" "What are you doing?" "The most famous artist of the 20 th century, and the most expensive." ""And how is this garbage?" "It - reproduction and the original cost millions of dollars." "Lord, the world has gone mad... my mother..." "This is one of the most famous of his paintings." "Class!" "I wonder how I could understand it - great art, if me about not warned?" "Modern art - a very subtle thing." "Good-Teng." "Hello." ""I was in New York at the Guggenheim Museum..." ""And I too." "Fifth Floor" " Contemporary Art." "I went..." "I saw that picture hanging - "Yellow box." "Signed: "Yellow box"." "I think, well, actually a hundred years ago, Malevich something In this way we have traced, the topic is closed." "Okay, go on." "Two triangles are red and blue." "Signed: "Two of the triangle - red and blue." "And I think that is?" "And it turns out, the two triangles." "I walked on, looking - a bunch of garbage surrounded by a rope, and the signature: "midden"." "Vaught, Camille has become a sort in contemporary art." "And then!" "Then I easily guessed the name." "Well, go on, look  Toilet... exactly the same rope and the signature: "The toilet does not work."" "I began to think, this toilet is not working or a work of art under the title "Toilet is not working"?" "Tak... and what happened?" "Do not know." "And I thought, there is still impossible to write, because... a toilet is not working - is closed, it is impossible, or, you nassysh a work of art  Just an artist's soul." "And went to look for work Art under the name "Toilet running."" "O!" "I would have this mastered the art object, among other things." "I." "So, guys, you are good at this, yes?" "Well, choose something for yourself." "And not very large, so that the trunk placed." "Come on, please..." "Come on, I know where." "No, well, normal?" "I had you there to stay, and he would pee for you." "No, he would be so good I could not." ""Well, yes it is!" "Oh, go." ""Well, thank God!" ""Listen, now, finally!" "Well, it is impossible same!" "But... please!" "Well, well... or terrible, I do not know." "Time is short, let's go already." "Come on." ""You do not look even." "Lesh, I like it." "Not, in general, normal?" "We are in pain, we chose, and they pofig!" ""Well, okay, okay, how much we'll be there?" "Seven hundred and fifty." "Seven hundred and fifty, how much is the rate?" "A hundred dollars?" "Excellent picture!" "Why a hundred?" "At 750." "What is 750?" "Dollar." "What kind of dollars?" "Slav, well, what dollars! "" "I did not realize that the picture that there are three things worth?" "What a picture is worth three pieces?" "You che, WTF?" ", Eh?" ""I did not realize what a picture is worth 3 units?" "And what you expected?" "Well, people We... meet, there organize everything anniversary of the club they have..." "Lesh, I understand everything, but three of them!" "Wait..." "Here is a picture is worth three pieces?" "Camille, yes!" "What do U.S. eh?" "Yes." "Not well, listen, we got rid of a piece!" "Wow, we went to the toilet!" "He had even consulted!" "You said that you trust us." ""Well, yes, yes..." "So I will not give up!" "Everything!" "I took a certain amount money I'm not counting on this garbage." "I do not know..." "Moscow will give." "No, well, it is clear that good..." "Well, good." "Vaught, Kamil like." "Maybe I also like..." "but why so expensive?" "This Tishchenko." "What Tishchenko?" "Stylish Artist" " Tishchenko." ""And what?" "Tishchenko..." "Tishchenko, yes?" "No, well, I heard, I heard..." ""Well, apparently good, of course." "Good, good." ""Only I am still in Moscow give." "Or need now?" ""Better now." "Fifty dollars ahead, and drove off." "And the rest?" "Slav, it costs 200 dollars, calm down." ""What is two hundred dollars?" "Pattern." ""What a picture is worth 200 dollars?" "This picture is worth 200 dollars." "Yes?" "And why is it worth 200 dollars?" "The same Tishchenko!" "Who is Tishchenko?" ""I do not know." "I do not know." "Here are just lucky that something about him hear." "Slav, who is Tishchenko?" ""Here come on dick, get it?" "Normally, I gave him 700 dollars saved, and he sends me on dick." "Yes, and definitely need to buy a bottle..." "good, dear." "We decided, if you kupites, then he considers its way." "This is because in art there objective criteria." "Here in sports all objectively." "He read the fastest hundred yards - all you young, winner, champion." "And nobody cares about your style of running, even backwards." ""Once he ran nekontseptualno." "Fuck you asshole, you're so himself runs." ""Oh, no, what he wanted to tell her these nine and a half seconds? "." "What are you, so horseradish could run!" "That's all." "And because it's all so... conventionality." "Here, here is beautiful, That's what I understand - the beauty." "Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol...!" "Andy Warhol..." "Cho... you veshsya..." "Above my head?" "Do not get production," "Andy Warhol, I'm not yours!" "San, do not, do not!" "All I can manage." "No, well, maybe..." "No, oh, why, huh?" "Here, we hasten the wheel..." "Well, take the phone already!" ""Well, all calm, well, do not worry, it is certainly with the children." "Yes, where do it!" "It's just that it does not the phone to a It could be contacted, and that he was lying in her purse, called, and she did not hear him." "Now, she'll call back." "Yes, she will call you back right now!" "I'll call her in two hours, I say" " I'm Called ten times!" "And she says: "Yes, yes, I've seen."" "Normal?" "But why, then, came up and asked, I see that it is very important..." "I begin to answer, and suddenly realize that she had already gone." "That is, it was important to only ask Reply absolutely no interest." "Can you explain, that's all that?" "And why, in the restaurant she had never liked that commissioned it, and always like I ordered that, and she starts to eat from my plate, I said to her: "Send for the same thing,"" "and she says: "Why, I just try." "And eats half." ""Well, right!" "And you did it like this meat and potatoes of this!" "Yes" "And I do not mind, I just do not like I have eaten from the plate!" "Oh, and sorry, too!" "And why, when she was from another room asks me a question and I hear the last two words..." "Who is this type: "bl-bl-bl-bl-bl green slippers, I ask: "What?"" "And she says: "Green slippers"?" ""Well, of course." "Why is she repeating exactly what I heard?" "These last two words!" "How can she do it?" "A?" "But, you're left with it... she threw you and write to her: "This is my last sms." "I will not write you, you've become a stranger to me, goodbye! "" "She did not answer." "Then the second last sms - "Might and answer us, Incidentally, something connects." "The third - "I hasten to share the joy - I stopped thinking about you." "General." "So, do not call "." "And she does not call." "Then any illegal hold, there:" ""You know, it turns out, in Moscow, there are beautiful women, except you. "" ""And still - nothing." "Yes." "And so a hundred last sms." "And most recently - "Do not be a normal person and once to answer? "." "And he stopped writing, a year has passed - otmuchilsya." "From it comes:" ""It's snowing." "From the first day of winter!"" "Well, do not bitch! "" "And, behold, the worst, when only yesterday you were all wonderful and, behold, today it comes to sms-ka - "Sorry, we can no longer be together." "Please do not call or write." "I wish you happiness. "" "And you do not understand - why?" "That is not enough that you were cast, Additional nightmare that you do not understand, well, why it is so - why?" "Naturally you start to call and write." "And after all, as you said, exactly Lesh." "But I at some point found precise answer to the question "why?"." "You know what?" " "Because."" "From my point of view it is one hundred percent precise answer to the question:" ""Why?" - "Because!"" "In women, this explains a lot." "Yes, all." "That is why Sasha and get married." "Come on." "Come on." "And found that, for example, I changed it..." "Quietly." "Sanya, a little quieter." "... And she had nothing to explain, because She does not understand the main, that for me have sex with the woman he loved, that is, with her and sex with any other" " Are two fundamentally different classes." "Agree!" "I am even such a thing - the image came up." ""Here, do you love his wife..." "Che once I?" "Quietly." "... And you love sausage." "I went and bought 200 grams of sausage and ate it." "This does not mean that you betrayed his wife with a sausage." "So, yes?" "Light, this is not what you thought..." "And what?" "Well, come on, think up something else." "And I do not here..." "I went to the toilet." "A toilet, we now have in the kitchen, yes?" "Well, how have you been?" "But did..." "Well, do not start?" "You love her?" "No, well, like..." "No, I..." "Even better!" "If liked, I would at least understand." "Stop it, well..." "She did nothing to me means..." "Do not believe me?" "Yes,!" "Nothing you can not fix!" "Go to sleep, so I have not seen you!" "Funny thing." "So wait, it turns again to lie?" "Slav, well, yes!" "And what do you think that it is always need to speak the truth?" "No, well, a child once taught that the truth..." "But the Germans want to ask you where your tanks?" "We must answer them or not?" "Or teach the children - tell the truth to all except the Germans." "He asks you a German, well, German tourists fit on the street and ask:" ""Herr passer, like us, go to Tverskaya-Strasse? "" ""Well, what are you shouting?" "Sleep is..." "T!" "Tverskaya-Strasse?" "Fershteyn? "" "Did you send them to the Yasenevo." "And they go, the Germans, "pig" of course they are going." ""Well, but how?" ""Unt, Ain, tsvayn..."" "And fail at the Patriarch under the ice." "And drowning under the weight of its own armor..." "Sleep!" "Sleep!" "Do not sleep." "Or, you met a classmate, he has not seen 20 years and she'll make you so coy:" ""Well, how do I look?"" "And you tell her the truth: "worthless!" "Fatter, older, wrinkles around the eyes." "Yes, and the fool again, such questions are asked." "You yourself in the mirror all seen? "" "Yes, and what to teach children: "Tell the truth to all but the Germans and the older "classmates"?" "Actually, was not the same, how I want to do, and how to act properly." "And want to make things as right." "But want to make it as you want." "And what to do?" "Forgive me, my son, I can not more..." "What are you, Grandma?" "Neto my strength..." "You can not!" "I you later way to transfer necessary!" "Force my no..." "Germans..." "The Germans like to live on?" "How, how?" "Feuerstein up!" ""I thought so..." "The Germans!" "Help!" "Take me!" "Come on Grandma, let's go!" "The Germans, wait for me!" "The Germans, the Germans, the..." "Grandma, look..." "Oh, dear..." "Grandma, where are you?" "The road is now no grandmother." "And why we need a road if it can not be over Translate grandmother?" "E-uh, neat!" "Twisting!" "Brake!" "brake!" "Go left!" "Quiet!" "quiet!" "Well, look, film, performance can always stop at some good moment, yes?" "And life?" "That would have been to her always a happy ending." "Not dead, because he died - it's a bad end." "Here, for example - you go along the waterfront day, you go with your favorite girl, you're kissing..." "Suddenly, from behind the horizon slowly beginning up credits." "And you say: "What's that?" What is all?" "Wait, wait a second, and who I play?" "Che played well?" "Well, I hope you all like it, huh?" "Because, well, over-all wonderful." "That would be so..." "Go me!" "Who's there!" "Open up, open up!" "Sanya, where are you?" "Come on, come on, come on..." "Get out of the car, I tell you!" "Well, all of the car!" "Everyone came out of the car!" "Moved farther away!" "Send your car!" "Yes, all have moved!" "Kam, right, stand back!" "Yes, everything, everything already departed." "So, all right?" "All intact?" ""I seem to be all right, all right." "Tuck, Kam, why are you silent?" "Kam, what?" "A?" "Yes, everything is normal." "Normally." "What happened?" "Yes, I do not know where she ran!" "Above all, it did not there!" "Empty road... and suddenly I saw - worth." "In general, do not react." "Yes, and I most importantly, I told her signals..." "Listen, can deaf?" "A Championship with a car?" "And, God knows." "Yes, she had insured..." "Yes, but we could do..." "Quack!" "Class!" "Ohrenet..." "Listen, now, just lucky." "Here, half a yard - a tree, and there." "Well, as we were, eh?" "Well, there a little earlier, here a little later..." "and everything in the tree." "Four bodies!" ""You let us get away from cars!" "Yes, okay, okay, okay." "And above all so spread out, huh?" "That's rested in the car, yes!" "And one must - grouped." "Or not?" "And you have this: "softly-softly-softly" Who did you say?" "Yes, he, as always, negotiate... him." ""Who would say" quietly "?" "Why do you not remember?" "No." "Lesh, what are you doing that's here - "Leave all of the car?" "Che is?" ""Well, I do not know..." "Well, I do not know how, well, we had all somehow, I do not know the..." "like in the movies, you know, hero climbs out of the car... then they drop, drip, drip gasoline..." "and thirty seconds: pff!" "Explosion." "And interestingly, thirty seconds have passed or not?" "Bx-x-x!" "Oh!" "Sash, well, stop it!" "Hey, guys, what are you there?" "All intact?" "Yes, thank you!" "What happened?" "Yes, overturned, and all is normal!" "Can get?" "No, no, no, no, everything is normal, go!" ""Well, look!" "Come." "A co do you let him go?" "And how should it?" "He we could pull it off." "Yes?" "Camille..." "I, something confused..." "Well, we'll stop right now, someone..." "That's interesting, but because my grandmother would not even recognize him." "We would be lying now - four bodies, and she went home!" "Sash, Well, all right - four bodies, well!" "Are you sorry that we did not ubilis, Explain to me?" "No, but simply, we're able to..." "would lie right now are" " Baie-uh..." "Sash, good!" "No, well" " Baie-uh..." "You'll have time, yet have time." "Well, che, come." "Leave." "I wonder when all this happened, I immediately phoned his wife..." "Jan-A did not even remember." ""And what?" "And I, behold, no one called." "Well, whom do I call?" "Well, everybody, come on, come on, come on." "Oh, there Igor." "Hey, handsome!" "Forever you'll work something out." "Congratulations, dear!" "Lesha." "Sasha." "Camille." ""Well, about me you tell Slavik - Who am I in this city." "Tishchenko." "Guys, you were stunned?" "That's the Bubble nemerenno!" "Olezhik, throw it yet." "Very good!" "Thank you, dear!" "Throw things, relax, go!" "And cook the liver!" "Relax, relax." "Thank you." "Thank you, Igor." "Well, that, champagne, right?" ""Let's drink." ""Let's whiskey..." "What?" "Very well then!" "Very well then!" "Well!" "Listen, the sea far?" "A good thing when it's dark." "M-m-m, as in childhood." "Remember when the lights throughout the house cut down, got all the candles, walk through the corridors and scary... but so well.... and even the toilet with a candle." "And I have a child in a closet organized slyunok competition." "Damn, so the door twice: knock, knock, and how quickly to the floor run so far." "Mom scolded..." "No, in fact, I wonder the same..." ""And so cozy and kind of protection." "And, you put to sleep, the light turned off, Suddenly, he was afraid, I thought  And if the Germans?" "Then I realized - well, what?" "Well, they will come..." "In the next room, grandparents, they will be grandparents, in the kitchen mom and dad." "Where do they stick their noses?" "Own peril." "Hey, Why are you, here, with the Germans?" "Again, there is now..." "And in my childhood it seemed that all older than me, well, that is, so it is, in general, and was so the last candy anyone?" "Me." "Actually, all candy to me." "And I'm obviously used to it." "So now, the most beautiful girl must have her." "And if it is not yours, then come papa, it takes a bad boy and give it to you." ""Or, you know, buy the same." "Bring better, from the Baltics." "But my dad as a child, brought four Bottle forfeits, and I sprained them for a month." "It was delicious!" "And, in my opinion, now is not the phantom." ""Well, you do compare, that this phantom." "Well, what, what are you sitting?" "They have already started to sing, eh?" "Slav, well, sit down, here is good too." "What's good?" "Well, what is good?" "Sash..." "When I was 14 years old, I thought, that 40 - so far, that this will never happen, or will be, but not me." "And, here, right now, I'm almost 40... but I understand it - really, no  Because I'm still 14." "And me, of feelings about four years longer." "I even remember what I wore, I have these jeans..." "bananas" " Turkish... sweater, too, Turkish, and at the disco, I want to invite Olga Chumachenko to dance, but I'm afraid." "And yet it is, remember:" "Ta-ra-ra-ra,  I..." "It turns out - adults." "There are aged children." "Bald, sick, white-haired boys and girls." "You know, I got a call... invited to the twentieth issue." "I say: "As the twentieth, I am in ninth grade! "" "When I came there..." "elderly uncle and aunt were sitting." "Count up?" "And these are my classmates." "This is what happens, that I'm the same age, and how much they?" "O, a catastrophe, as well!" "So, everything!" "Well, well!" "Well, there are girls!" "Well?" "Dresses short." "Tanned legs." "Well, let's go." "Slav, and you'll be in 70 years for girls bother?" "Yes?" "Absolutely." "The horror!" "O!" "I suggest you  Write a letter seventy:" ""The old fool... do not bother to young girls - this is ridiculous and disgusting." ""And if you think that it is not, know - this is so. " "And why am I going to write?" "Because you're going to teach harass female students..." "Definitely, I will!" "But why go to teach, then?" "We are all the way there is now... about this stuff..." "Molest, change..." "Lesh, that Che crap?" "Che disgusting?" "Do you yourself do not change?" "When do I come?" "Look, how she wrapped, Look how pathetic." "They are the same for 80 years." "That is, they have lived together for 60 years." "And see straight shows that they love each other." "They love, but why do you think so that they each other have not changed?" "Maybe even so lived for so long and happily." "Well, because it changed." "Is this does not happen?" "No." "It does not happen." "Why?" "Because, because I do not want to." "A is, of course, the argument!" "Slav, you think about it, and you'll understand that it is - an argument." ""I pondered, I realized that this is not an argument." ""You answer me at once, and thou shalt make the next step." "Lesh, I tell you - no argument." "You know, I think, Lesch rights..." "Or maybe just this argument." "Here, we sit right now, we argue, and yet it all might end." "But do not worry, it is in any case will end." "You know, I still would have added to this letter, well, a seventy-year..." "And most importantly - do not worry, you have everything there." "You're forty thou." "Although, I'm afraid that's what upset you most." "Eek!" "Pardonte!" "Glory and that's what you - "Be-Be, Be-Be"?" "Do you mean?" "No, what are you lament - "To upset, upset?" "Why are you've come?" "Who lament?" "You!" "No, well, yes?" "You're sitting there:" "Be-Be..." "You said, let's go dancing." "Come dance!" "Be-baa-baa!" "I did and said!" ""You did like." "Chau we came this far?" ""Where you going, you're sitting on the sand!"" "This, I say go already!" "Girls, Girls..." "Good for you...!" "I told you that!"