"She isnt coming yet, Toto." "Did she hurt you?" "She tried to, didnt she?" "Come on." "Well go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em." "Aunt Em!" "Aunt Em!" "Listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto" "Dorothy, please!" "Were counting!" " But she hit him" " Dont bother us now, honey." "The incubators gone bad and werre likely to lose a lot of our chicks." "That poor little thing." "But Miss Gulch hit Toto with a rake because she says he chases her nasty old cat every day!" " seventy." "Dorothy, please!" "But he doesnt do it every day!" "Just once or twice a week." "And he cant catch her old cat anyway." "Now she says shelll" "Dorothy!" "Were busy." "Oh, all right." " Hows she coming?" " Take it easy." "You got my finger!" "Why dont you get your finger out of the way?" " There you are." " Right on my finger!" "Lucky it wasnt your head!" "Zeke, what am I going to do about Miss Gulch?" "Just because Toto" "Listen, honey, I got them hogs to get in." "You aint using your head." "Youdd think you didnttt have any brains." "I have so got brains!" "Why dont you use them?" "Dont go by Miss Gulchss place." "Then Toto wont get in her garden, and you wontt get in no trouble." "Oh, Hunk, you just wont listen, thatss all." "Well, your head aint made of straw, you know." "Get in there before I make a dime bank out of you!" "Listen, kid are you gonna let that old Gulch heifer try and buffalo you?" "She aint nothing to be afraid of." "Have a little courage." "Im not afraid of her." "Next time she squawks, walk up to her and spit in her eye." "Thats what Idd do." "Help me, Zeke!" "Get me out of here!" "Help!" " Are you all right, Dorothy?" " Yes, Im all right." "I fell in and Zeke" "Why, Zeke, youre just as scared as I am!" "You gonna let a little pig make a coward out of you?" "Look at you" "Whats all this jabber-wapping when theress work to be done?" "I know three farm hands thatll be out of a job!" "Dorothy was" "I saw you tinkering with that contraption, Hickory." " You and Hunk get back to that wagon." " All right." "But someday theyll erect a statue to me" "Well, dont start posing for it now." "Cant work on an empty stomach." "Have some crullers." " Gosh, Mrs. Gale." " Just fried." "You see, Dorothy toppled into the" "Its no place for Dorothy around a pigsty!" "Feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!" "Do you know what Miss Gulch said she was going to do to Toto?" " She said shed" " Stop imagining things." "Youre always in a fret over nothing." "You just help us out today and find a place where you wont get into any trouble." "Someplace where there isnt any trouble." "Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto?" "There must be." "Its not a place you can get to by a boat or a train." "Its far, far away." "Behind the moon beyond the rain..." "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" "Way up high" "Theres a land that I heard of" "Once in a lullaby" "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" "Skies are blue" "And the dreams that you dare to dream" "Really do come true" "Someday Ill wish upon a star" "And wake up where the clouds are far behind me" "Where troubles melt like lemon drops" "Away above the chimney tops" "Thats where youlll find me" "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" "Bluebirds fly" "Birds fly Over the Rainbow" "Why then oh, why can t I?" "If happy little bluebirds fly" "Beyond the rainbow" "Why, oh, why can t I?" "Mr. Gale." "Howdy, Miss Gulch." "I want to see you and your wife about Dorothy." " What has Dorothy done?" " Whats she done?" "Im all but lame from the bite on my leg!" " You mean, she bit you?" " No, her dog!" "She bit her dog, eh?" "No." "That dogs a menace." "Imm taking him to make sure hesss destroyed." "Destroyed!" "Toto?" "Oh, you cant!" "You mustntt!" "Auntie Em!" "Uncle Henry!" "You wont let her, will you?" "Of course we wont." "Will we, Em?" "Please, Aunt Em!" "Toto didnt know he was doing anything wrong." "Im the one that ought to be punished." "Send me to bed without supper." "Hand over that dog or Ill bring a suit thatlll take your farm!" "The law protects folks against dogs that bite!" "How about if she ties him up?" "Hes gentle." " With gentle people, that is." " Thats for the sheriff to decide." "This order allows me to take him." "Unless you want to go against the law." "We cant go against the law." "Imm afraid Toto has to go." "Now youre seeing reason." "Heres what Imm taking him in, so he canttt attack me again." "I wont let you take him!" "You go away!" "Ill bite you myself!" "You wicked old witch!" "Uncle Henry, Auntie Em, dont let her take Toto!" "Ive got an order!" "Let me have him!" "Put him in the basket, Henry." " The idea!" " Dont, Uncle Henry." "Oh, Toto!" "Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesnt mean you can run the rest of us!" "For 23 years Ive been dying to tell you what I thought of you!" "And now" "Well, being a Christian woman, I cant say it!" "Toto, darling!" "I got you back!" "You came back!" "Im so glad!" "Theyll be coming back for you in a minute." "Weve got to get away!" "Weve got to run away!" "Well, well, well!" "Houseguests, eh?" "And who might you be?" "No, no." "Now, dont tell me." "Lets see." "Youre traveling in disguise." "No, thats not right." "Youre going on a visit." "No, Im wrong." "Youre running away." "How did you guess?" "Professor Marvel never guesses." "He knows!" "Now, why are you running away?" "No, no." "Now, dont tell me." "They dont understand you at home." "They dontt appreciate you." "You want to see other lands." "Big cities, big mountains, big oceans." "Why, its just like you could read what was inside of me." "Toto, thats not polite!" "We haventt been asked yet." "Hes perfectly welcome." "As one dog to another, huh?" "Here now, where were we...?" "Why cant we go with you and see the crowned heads of Europe?" "Do you know any?" "Oh, you mean the thing..." "I never do anything without consulting my crystal first." "Lets go inside here." "Welll" "Just come along." "Ill show you." "Thats right." "Here." "Sit right down here." "Thats it." "This is the same genuine, magic, authentic crystal used by the priests of Isis and Osiris in the days of the Pharaohs in which Cleopatra saw the approach of Julius Caesar and Marc Anthony." "And so on, and so on." "Now, youd better close your eyes, my child, for a moment in order to be better in tune with the Infinite." "We cant do these things without reaching out into the Infinite." "Yes, thats all right." "Now you can open them." "Well gaze into the crystal." "Whats this I see?" "A house with a picket fence and a barn with a weathervane of a running horse." "Thats our farm!" "Theres a woman." "Shes wearing a polka-dot dress." "Her face is careworn." "Thats Aunt Em." "Yes, her name is Emily." "Thats right." "Whatss she doing?" "Well, I cant quite see." "Why, shes crying." "Someone has hurt her." "Someone has just about broken her heart." "Me?" "Well, its someone she loves very much." "Someone shes been very kind to." "Someone shes taken care of in sickness." "I had the measles once, and she stayed right by me every minute." "Whats she doing now?" "Yes, shes" "Whats this?" "Why, shes putting her hand on her heart!" "Shes dropping down on the bed!" "Well, thats all." "The crystalss gone dark." "You dont suppose she could really be sick, do you?" " Ive got to go home right away!" " I thought you were going with me." "No, I have to get to her right away!" "Come on, Toto!" "Come on!" "Goodbye, Professor Marvel." "And thanks a lot!" "Better get under cover, Sylvester." "A storms blowing up." "A whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry." "Poor little kid." "I hope she gets home all right." "Get them horses loose!" "Wheres Hickory?" "Hickory!" "Doggone it!" "Its a twister!" "Itss a twister!" "Dorothy!" "Everybody in the storm cellar!" "Henry, I cant find Dorothy!" "Shess out in the storm!" "We cant look for her now." "Come on, get in the cellar!" "Hurry up!" "Auntie Em!" "Auntie Em!" "Uncle Henry!" "We must be up inside the cyclone!" "Miss Gulch!" "Toto I have a feeling were not in Kansas anymore." "We must be over the rainbow!" "Now I know were not in Kansas." "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" "Who, me?" "Im not a witch at all." "Im Dorothy Gale, from Kansas." "Is that the witch?" "Who, Toto?" "Totos my dog." "Im a little muddled." "The Munchkins called me because a new witch just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East." "And theres the house, and here you are and thats all thatss left of the Wicked Witch of the East." "What the Munchkins want to know is, are you a good witch or a bad witch?" "But Ive already told you, Imm not a witch at all." "Witches are old and ugly." "What was that?" "The Munchkins." "Theyre laughing because I am a witch." "Im Glinda, the Witch of the North." "You are?" "I beg your pardon!" "But Ive never heard of a beautiful witch." "Only bad witches are ugly." "The Munchkins are happy because you freed them from the Wicked Witch of the East." "But if you please, what are Munchkins?" "The little people who live here." "Its Munchkinland and you are their national heroine." "Its all right." "You may all come out and thank her." "Come out, come out Wherever you are" "And meet the young lady Who fell from a star" "She fell from the sky She fell very far" "And Kansas, she says Is the name of the star" "Kansas, she says Is the name of the star" "She brings you good news" "Or haven t you heard?" "When she fell out of Kansas" "A miracle occurred" "It really was no miracle What happened was just this" "The wind began to switch The house to pitch" "And suddenly the hinges Started to unhitch" "Just then the Witch To satisfy an itch" "Went flying on her broomstick Thumbing for a hitch" "And oh, what happened then was rich" "The house began to pitch The kitchen took a slitch" "It landed on the Wicked Witch In the middle of a ditch" "Which was not a healthy situation For the Wicked Witch" "The house began to pitch The kitchen took a slitch" "It landed on the Wicked Witch In the middle of a ditch" "Which was not a healthy situation For the Wicked Witch" "Who began to twitch And was reduced to just a stitch" "Of what was once the Wicked Witch" "We thank you very sweetly" "For doing it so neatly" "Youve killed her so completely" "That we thank you very sweetly" "Let the joyous news be spread!" "The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!" "Ding-Dong!" "The Witch is Dead Which old witch?" "The Wicked Witch" "Ding-Dong!" "The Wicked Witch is dead" "Wake up, you sleepyhead Rub your eyes, get out of bed" "Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead" "Shes gone where the goblins go Below, below, below" "Yo-ho!" "Lets open up and sing And ring the bells out" "Ding-Dong!" "The merry-o Sing it high, sing it low" "Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead" "As mayor of the Munchkin City" "In the county of the Land of Oz" "I welcome you most regally" "But weve got to verify it legally" " To see" " To see?" " If she" " If she?" "Is morally, ethically" " Spiritually, physically" " Positively, absolutely" "Undeniably and reliably dead" "As coroner I must aver" "I thoroughly examined her" "And shes not only merely dead" "Shes really most sincerely dead" "Then this is a Day of Independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants." "If any!" "Yes, let the joyous news be spread." "The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!" "Ding-Dong!" "The Witch is Dead Which old witch?" "The Wicked Witch" "Ding-Dong!" "The Wicked Witch is dead" "Wake up, you sleepyhead Rub your eyes, get out of bed" "Wake up The Wicked Witch is dead" "Shes gone where the goblins go Below, below, below" "Yo-ho!" "Lets open up and sing And ring the bells out" "Ding-Dong!" "The merry-o Sing it high, sing it low" "Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead" "We represent the Lullaby League" "The Lullaby League The Lullaby League" "And in the name of the Lullaby League" "We wish to welcome you To Munchkinland" "We represent the Lollipop Guild" "The Lollipop Guild The Lollipop Guild" "And in the name of the Lollipop Guild" "We wish to welcome you To Munchkinland" "We welcome you to Munchkinland" "From now on youll be history" " Youll be his" " Youlll be history" "And we will glorify your name" " You will be a bust" " Be a bust" " Be a bust" " In the hall of fame" "I thought you said she was dead." "That was her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East." "This is the Wicked Witch of the West." "Shes worse than the other one was." "Who killed my sister?" "Who killed the Witch of the East?" "Was it you?" "It was an accident." "I didnt mean to kill anybody." "Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents too!" " Arent you forgetting the ruby slippers?" " The slippers." "Yes!" "The slippers!" "Theyre gone!" "The ruby slippers!" "What have you done with them?" "Give them back to me or Ill" "Its too late!" "There they are, and there theylll stay!" "Give me back my slippers!" "Only I know how to use them." "Theyre of no use to you." "Give them back to me." "Give them back!" "Keep inside of them." "Their magic must be powerful or she wouldnt want them so badly." "Stay out of this, Glinda, or Ill fix you as well!" "Oh, rubbish!" "You have no power here." "Begone, before somebody drops a house on you too." "Very well." "Ill bide my time." "And as for you, its true I cantt attend to you here and now as Iddd like." "But just try to stay out of my way!" "Just try!" "Ill get you, my pretty and your little dog too!" "Its all right." "You can get up." "Shess gone!" "Its all right." "You can all get up." "What a smell of sulfur!" "Im afraid youvve made an enemy of the Wicked Witch." "The sooner you get out of Oz altogether, the safer youll sleep, my dear." "Oh, Id give anything to get out of Oz altogether." "But which is the way back to Kansas?" "I cant go the way I came." "No, thats true." "The only person who might know would be the great and wonderful Wizard of Oz himself." "The Wizard of Oz?" "Is he good or is he wicked?" "Oh, very good, but very mysterious." "He lives in the Emerald City, a long journey from here." "Did you bring your broomstick with you?" "No, Im afraid I didntt." "Well, then, youll have to walk." "The Munchkins will see you to the border of Munchkinland." "And remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment or you will be at the mercy of the Wicked Witch of the West." "But how do I start for Emerald City?" "Its always best to start at the beginning." "And all you do is follow the Yellow Brick Road." " But what happens if I" " Just follow the Yellow Brick Road." " Goodbye!" " Goodbye!" "My!" "People come and go so quickly here!" "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" "Follow the Yellow Brick Road Follow the Yellow Brick Road" "Follow, follow, follow, follow Follow the Yellow Brick Road" "Follow the Yellow Brick" "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" "Youre Off to See the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz" "Youll find he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz there was" "If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because" "Because, because, because Because, because" "Because of the wonderful things he does" "Youre Off to See the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" "Follow the Yellow Brick Road?" "Follow the Yellow...?" "Now which way do we go?" "Pardon me!" "That way is a very nice way." "Who said that?" "Dont be silly, Toto." "Scarecrows dontt talk." "Its pleasant down that way too." "Thats funny." "Wasntt he pointing the other way?" "Of course, people do go both ways." "Why, you did say something, didnt you?" "Are you doing that on purpose, or cant you make up your mind?" "Thats the trouble." "I cantt make up my mind." "I havent got a brain." "Only straw." "How can you talk if you havent got a brain?" "I dont know." "But some people without brains do a lot of talking, dont they?" "Yes, I guess youre right." "Well, we havent really met properly, have we?" "Why, no." "How do you do?" "How do you do?" " Very well, thank you." " Im not feeling at all well." "Its very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back." "Oh, dear." "That must be terribly uncomfortable." "Cant you get down?" "Down?" "No, you see, Im- Well, Imm" "Well, here." "Let me help you." "Thats very kind of you." "Very kind." "Oh, dear." "I dont see..." "Of course, Im not bright about doing things but if youll just bend the nail down, maybe Illl slip off and" "Oh, yes!" "There goes some of me again!" "Does it hurt you?" "I just keep picking it up and putting it back in again." "My!" "Its good to be free!" "Did I scare you?" "I just thought you hurt yourself." "I didnt scare you?" "No, of course not." "I didnt think so." "Boo!" "Scat!" "Boo!" "You see?" "I cant even scare a crow." "They come from miles around just to eat in my field and laugh in my face." "Oh, Im a failure, because I haventt got a brain!" "What would you do with a brain if you had one?" "Do?" "Why, if I had a brain, I could" "I could while away the hours Conferring with the flowers" "Consulting with the rain" "And my head Id be scratchin While my thoughts were busy hatchin" "If I Only Had a Brain" "Id unravel every riddle For any individlle" "In trouble or in pain" "With the thoughts youd be thinkin You could be another Lincoln" "If you only had a brain" "Oh, I could tell you why" "The ocean s near the shore" "I could think of things I never thunk before" "And then Id sit And think some more" "I would not be just a nothin My head all full of stuffing" "My heart all full of pain" "I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry" "If I Only Had a Brain" "Wonderful!" "If our scarecrow back in Kansas could do that..." " ... the crows would be scared to pieces!" " They would?" " Wheres Kansas?" " Thatss where I live." "I want to get back there so badly, Im going to Emerald City to get the Wizard of Oz to help me." "Youre going to see a wizard?" "Do you think if I went, this wizard would give me brains?" "I couldnt say." "But even if he didnt, youdd be no worse off than you are now." " Yes, thats true." " But maybe you better not." "Ive got a witch mad at me, and you might get into trouble." "Witch?" "Im not afraid of a witch!" "Imm not afraid of anything!" "Except a lighted match." "I dont blame you." "But Id face a whole box of them for the chance of getting some brains." "I wont be any trouble, because I dontt eat a thing." "And I wont try to manage things, because I cantt think." "Wont you take me with you?" "Of course I will!" "Hooray!" "Were off to see a wizard!" " Youre not starting out very well." " Illl try!" "Really, I will!" " To Oz?" " To Oz!" "Were Off to See the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" "We hear he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz there was" "If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because" "Because, because, because Because, because" "Because of the wonderful things he does" "Were Off to See the Wizard The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" "Apples!" "Oh, look!" "What do you think youre doing?" "Weve been walking a long ways and I was hungry and" "Did you say something?" " She was hungry!" " She was hungry!" "How would like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?" "Oh, dear!" "I keep forgetting Im not in Kansas." "Come along, Dorothy." "You dont want any of those apples." "Are you hinting my apples arent what they ought to be?" "Oh, no!" "Its just that she doesntt like little green worms!" "Oh, you!" "Ill show you how to get apples." "Hooray!" "I guess that did it!" "Help yourself." "Why, its a man!" "A man made out of tin!" "Yes...!" "Look!" "Did you say something?" "He said ooilcan. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`" "Oil can what?" "Oilcan?" "Here it is." "Where do you want to be oiled first?" "He said his mouth." "The other side." "My goodness!" "I can talk again!" "Oil my arms, please." "Oil my elbows." "Here." "Did that hurt?" "No, it feels wonderful." "Ive held that axe up for ages." "Goodness!" "How did you ever get like this?" "About a year ago I was chopping that tree when suddenly it began to rain." "And right in the middle of a chop, I rusted solid." "And Ive been that way ever since." "Youre perfect now." "My neck." "My neck." "Perfect?" "Bang on my chest if you think Im perfect." "Go ahead, bang on it!" "Beautiful!" "What an echo!" "Its empty." "The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart." "No heart?" "No heart." "All hollow." "When a man s an empty kettle He should be on his mettle" "And yet Im torn apart" "Just because Im presuming That I could be kind of human" "If I Only Had a Heart" "Id be tender, Idd be gentle And awful sentimental" "Regarding love and art" "Id be friends with the sparrows And the boy who shoots the arrows" "If I Only Had a Heart" "Picture me A balcony" "Above, a voice sings low" "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?" "I hear a beat" "How sweet!" "Just to register emotion Jealousy, devotion" "And really feel the part" "I could stay young and chipper And Id lock it with a zipper" "If I Only Had a Heart" " Are you all right?" " Im a little rusty yet." "Oh, dear!" "That was wonderful!" "You know we were wondering why you couldnt come with us to ask the Wizard for a heart." "Suppose the Wizard wouldnt give me one when we got there." "Oh, but he will!" "He must!" "Weve come such a long way already." "You call that long?" "Why, youve just begun!" "Helping the little lady along, are you, my fine gentlemen?" "Well, stay away from her or Ill stuff a mattress with you!" "And you!" "Ill use you for a beehive!" "Here, scarecrow!" "Want to play ball?" "Fire!" "Im burning!" "Imm burning!" "Im not afraid of her." "Ill see you get safely to the Wizard, whether I get a brain or not!" "Stuff a mattress with me!" "Ill see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not." "Beehive!" "Bah!" "Let her try and make a beehive out of me!" "Youre the best friends anybody ever had." "And its funny, but I feel as if Ivve known you all the time." " But I couldnt have, could I?" " I dontt see how." "You werent around when I was stuffed and sewn together." "And I was standing over there rusting for the longest time." "Still, I wish I could remember." "But I guess it doesnt matter anyway." "We know each other now." " Thats right." " We do." " To Oz?" " To Oz!" "Were Off to See the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz" "We hear he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz there was" "If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because" "Because, because, because Because, because" "Because of the wonderful things he does" "Were Off to See the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz" "I dont like this forest." "Its dark and creepy!" "Of course, I dont know but I think itll get darker before it gets lighter." "Do you suppose well meet any wild animals?" "We might." "Animals that eat straw?" "Some, but mostly lions and tigers and bears." " Lions!" " And tigers?" "And bears!" "Lions and tigers and bears!" "Oh, my!" "Lions and tigers and bears!" "Oh, my!" "Lions and tigers and bears!" "Oh, my!" "Lions and tigers and bears!" "Oh, my!" "Put em up!" "Put eem up!" "Which one of you first?" "Ill fight you both together, if you want." "Ill fight you with one paw tied behind my back!" "Ill fight you on one foot!" "Ill fight you with my eyes closed!" "Pulling an ax on me, eh?" "Sneaking up on me, eh?" "Why..." " Go away and let us alone." " Oh, scared, huh?" "Afraid, huh?" "How long can you stay fresh in that can?" "Come on, get up and fight, you shivering junkyard." "Put your hands up, you lopsided bag of hay!" "Thats getting personal, Lion." "Yes, get up and teach him a lesson." "Whats wrong with you teaching him?" "Well, I hardly know him." "Ill get you anyway, peewee!" "Shame on you!" "What did you do that for?" "I didnt bite him." "No, but you tried to." "Its bad enough picking on a straw man, but picking on little dogs..." "Well, you didnt have to go and hit me, did you?" "Is my nose bleeding?" "Well, of course not." "My goodness, what a fuss youre making!" "Naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are..." "Youre nothing but a big coward!" "Youre right, I am a coward!" "I havent any courage at all." "I even scare myself!" "Look at the circles under my eyes." "I havent slept in weeks." "Why dont you try counting sheep?" "That doesnt do any good." "Imm afraid of them." "Oh, thats too bad." "You think the Wizard could help him too?" "I dont see why not." "Come along with us." "Were on our way to see the Wizard." "To get him a heart." " And him a brain." " He could give you some courage." "Wouldnt you feel degraded to be seen in the company of a cowardly lion?" "I would." "No, of course not." "Gee, thats awfully nice of you." "My life has been simply unbearable." "Well, its all right now." "The Wizardll fix everything." "Its been in me so long." "I just gotta tell you how I feel." "Come on!" "Yeah, its sad, believe me, missy When yourre born to be a sissy" "Without the vim and verve" "But I could show my prowess Be a lion, not a mouse" "If I Only Had the Nerve" "Im afraid theress no denyin Immmm just a dandy lion" "A fate I don t deserve" " Id be brave as a blizzard" " Idd be gentle as a lizard" "Id be clever as a gizzard" "If the Wizard is a wizard who will serve" "Then Im sure to get a brain" " A heart" " A home" "The nerve!" "Were Off to See the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz" "We hear he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz there was" "If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because" "Because, because, because Because, because" "Because of the wonderful things he does" "Were Off to See the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz" "So you wont take warning, eh?" "All the worse for you, then!" "Ill take care of you now instead of later!" "When I gain those ruby slippers my power will be the greatest in Oz!" "And now, my beauties something with poison in it, I think." "With poison in it." "But attractive to the eye and soothing to the smell!" "Poppies." "Poppies!" "Poppies will put them to sleep." "Sleep..." "Now theyll sleep." "Theres Emerald City!" "Oh, were almost there!" "At last!" "At last!" "Its beautiful, isntt it?" "Just like I knew it would be." "He really must be a wonderful wizard to live in a city like that!" "What are we waiting for?" " Nothing!" "Lets hurry!" " Yes, letss run!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Go!" "Look!" "Come on!" "Look at the scenery." "Its wonderful!" "Emerald City!" "Whats happening?" "What is it?" "I cant run anymore." "Imm so sleepy." "Give us your hands." "Well pull you." "Oh, no, please." "I have to rest for just a minute." "Toto." "Wheres Toto?" "You cant rest now." "Werre nearly there." "Dont cry." "Youlll rust yourself again!" "Coming to think of it, forty winks wouldnt be bad." "Dont you start it too!" "We ought to carry Dorothy!" "I dont think I could, but we could try." "Now look at him!" "Its terrible!" "Here, Tin Man, help me." "This is terrible!" "I cant budge her an inch!" "This is a spell, this is!" "Its the Wicked Witch!" "Whatlll we do?" "Help!" "Help!" "Its no use screaming at a time like this." "Nobody will hear you!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Its snowing!" "No, it isnt!" "Yes, it is!" "Maybe thatll help!" "Oh, but it couldnt help!" "It does help!" "Dorothy, youre waking up!" "Unusual weather were having, aintt it?" "Look." "Hes rusted again!" " Give me the oilcan, quick!" " Here." " He is rusted." " Here." " Here." " Quick!" "Curses!" "Curses!" "Somebody always helps that girl!" "But shoes or no shoes, Im still great enough to conquer her." "And woe to those who try to stop me!" "Lets get out of here." "Look!" "Emerald City is closer and prettier than ever!" "Youre out of the woods Yourre out of the dark" "Youre out of the night" "Step into the sun Step into the light" "Keep straight ahead for the most glorious place" "On the face of the earth or the sky" "Hold on to your breath Hold on to your heart" "Hold on to your hope" "March up to the gate And bid it open" "To the Emerald City, as fast as lightning!" "Youre out of the woods Yourre out of the dark" "Youre out of the night" "Step into the sun Step into the light" "March up to the gate And bid it open" "Open" "Who rang that bell?" " We did!" " Cant you read?" " Read what?" " The notice!" " What notice?" " Its on the door!" "As plain as the nose on my face!" "BBell out of order." "Please knock." "Well!" "Thats more like it!" "Now, state your business." "We want to see the Wizard!" "The Wizard?" "But nobody can see the Great Oz!" "Nobodys ever seen the Great Oz!" "Even Ive never seen him!" "Well, then, how do you know there is one?" "Because hes" "Youre wasting my time!" "Oh, please." "Please, sir." "Ive got to see the Wizard." "The Good Witch of the North sent me." "Prove it!" "Shes wearing the ruby slippers that she gave her." "So she is!" "Well, bust my buttons!" "Why didnt you say that in the first place?" "Thats a horse of a different color!" "Come on in!" "Cabby!" "Cabby!" "Just what youre looking for!" "Take you any place in the city, we does!" " Would you take us to see the Wizard?" " The Wizard?" "The Wizard?" "Yes, of course." "But first Ill take you to a place where you can tidy up." "Oh, thank you so much!" "Weve been gone such a long time, and we feel so mess" "What kind of a horse is that?" " Ive never seen a horse like that!" " No, and never will again." "Theres only one of him, and hess it." "Hes the Horse of a Different Color youvve heard tell about." "Ha-ha-ha!" "Ho-ho-ho!" "And a couple of tra-la-las" "Thats how we laugh the day away In the Merry Old Land of Oz" "Bzz, bzz, bzz!" "Chirp, chirp, chirp!" "And a couple of la-di-das" "Thats how the crickets crick all day In the Merry Old Land of Oz" "We get up at twelve And start to work at one" "Take an hour for lunch And then at two were done" "Jolly good fun!" "Ha-ha-ha!" "Ho-ho-ho!" "And a couple of tra-la-las" "Thats how we laugh the day away In the Merry Old Land of Oz" "Ha-ha-ha!" "Ho-ho-ho!" "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Thats how we laugh the day away With a" "In the Merry Old Land of Oz" "Pat, pat here Pat, pat there" "And a couple of brand-new straws" "Thats how we keep you young and fair In the Merry Old Land of Oz" "Rub, rub here Rub, rub there" "Whether youre tin or bronze" "Thats how we keep you in repair In the Merry Old Land of Oz" "We can make a dimpled smile Out of a frown" "Can you even dye my eyes To match my gown?" "Jolly old town!" "Clip, clip here Clip, clip there" "We give the roughest claws" "That certain air of savoir-faire In the Merry Old Land of Oz" "Thats how we laugh the day away In the Merry Old Land of Oz" "Thats how we laugh the day away With a ha-ha-ha" "In the Merry Old Land of Oz" "Whos her?" "Whoss her?" "Its the witch!" "Shes followed us here!" "SSurrender, Dorothy. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`" "Dorothy?" "Whos Dorothy?" " The Wizard will explain it!" " To the Wizard!" "Oh, dear!" "Whatever shall we do?" "We better hurry if were gonna see the Wizard!" "Here!" "Here, here!" "Everything is all right." "Stop that now, just" "Its all right!" "Everything is all right!" "The Great and Powerful Oz has got matters well in hand." "I hope." "So you can all go home!" "Theres nothing to worry about!" "Get out of here." "Now go on!" "Go on home." "Go home." "We want to see the Wizard right away." "All four of us." "Orders are, nobody can see the Great Oz!" "Not nobody, not nohow!" "But, please!" "Its very important." "I got a permanent just for the occasion." "Not nobody, not nohow!" "But shes Dorothy!" "The witchs Dorothy?" "Well, that makes a difference." "Just wait here." "Ill announce you at once." "Did you hear that?" "Hell announce us at once." " Ive as good as got my brain." " I can fairly hear my heart beating." "Ill be home for supper." "In another hour, Ill be king of the forest." "Long live the king!" "If I Were King of the Forest" "Not queen" "Not duke" "Not prince" "My regal robes of the forest" "Would be satin" "Not cotton" "Not chintz" "Id command each thing Be it fish or fowl" "With a woof!" "And a woof!" "And a royal growl" "As Id click my heel All the trees would kneel" "And the mountains bow And the bulls kowtow" "And the sparrow would take wing" "If I" "If I were king" "Each rabbit would show respect to me" "The chipmunks genuflect to me" "Though my tail would lash" "I would show compash" "For every underling" "If I" "If I were king" "Just king" "Monarch of all I survey" "Monarch" "Of all I survey" "If you were king, you wouldnt be afraid of anything?" "Not nobody, not nohow!" " Not even a rhinoceros?" " Imposserous!" " How about a hippopotamus?" " Id trash him from top to "`bbbbbbbbottom-us. """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`" " Supposing you met an elephant?" " Id wrap him up in "`ccccccccello-phant""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`!" " What if it were a brontosaurus?" " Id show him whoss king of the forest!" " How?" " How?" "Courage!" "What makes a king out of a slave?" "Courage!" "What makes the flag on the mast to wave?" "Courage!" "What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?" "What makes the muskrat guard his musk?" "Courage!" "What makes the sphinx the Seventh Wonder?" "Courage!" "What makes the dawn come up like thunder?" "Courage!" "What makes the Hottentot so hot?" "What puts the aape"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""` in apricot?" "What have they got that I aint got?" " Courage!" " You can say that again." "The Wizard says go away!" "Go away?" "Looks like we came a long way for nothing." "And I was so happy." "I thought I was on my way home." "Dont cry." "Werre gonna get you to the Wizard." "We certainly are." "Auntie Em was so good to me and I never appreciated it." "Running away and hurting her feelings." "Professor Marvel said she was sick." "She may be dying and its all my fault." "Ill never forgive myself." "Never, never, never." "Please dont cry anymore." "Ill get you into the Wizard somehow." "Come on." "I had an Aunt Em myself once." "Wait a minute, fellas." "I was just thinking, I dont want to see the Wizard this much." "I better wait for you outside." " Whats the matter?" " Hess just scared again." "Dont you know the Wizard will give you courage?" "Id be too scared to ask him for it." "Well, then, well ask him for you." "Id sooner wait outside." "Why?" "Why?" "Because Im still scared!" " What happened?" " Somebody pulled my tail." "You did it yourself." "Here." "Come on." "Come forward!" "Tell me when its over!" "Look at that." "Look at that!" "I wanna go home!" "I am Oz the Great and Powerful!" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "If you please I am Dorothy the small and meek." "Weve come to ask you" "Silence!" "Oh!" "Jiminy crickets!" "The Great and Powerful Oz knows why you have come." "Step forward Tin Man!" "You dare to come to me for a heart, do you?" "You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!" "Yes, sir." "Yes, Your Honor." "You see a while back, we were walking down the Yellow Brick Road" "Quiet!" "And you, Scarecrow have the effrontery to ask for a brain you billowing bale of bovine fodder!" "Yes, Your Honor." "I mean, Your Excellency." "I mean, Your Wizardry!" "Enough!" "And you, Lion!" "Well?" "You ought to be ashamed of yourself frightening him like that when he came to you for help!" "Silence whippersnapper!" "The beneficent Oz has every intention of granting your requests." "Whats that?" "Whatdd he say?" "Whatd he say?" "But first, you must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very small task." "Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West." "But if we do that, well have to kill her to get it." "Bring me her broomstick and Ill grant your requests." "Now go!" "But what if she kills us first?" "I said go!" "llddd turn back if I were you. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`" "I believe theres spooks around here." "Thats ridiculous!" "Spooks!" "Thats silly." "Dont you believe in spooks?" "No." "Why, only" "Are you all right?" "I do believe in spooks." "I do, I do, I do, I do." "I do believe in spooks." "I do, I do, I do, I do, I do!" "Youll believe in more than that before Imm finished with you." "Take your army and bring me that girl and her dog." "Do what you like with the others, but I want her alive." "Theyll give you no trouble." "I promise you that." "Ive sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight out of them." "Take special care of those slippers." "I want those most of all." "Now, fly!" "Fly!" "Bring me that girl and her slippers!" "Help!" "Help!" "Go away now!" "Toto!" "Toto!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "What happened to you?" "They tore my legs off and threw them over there!" "Then they took my chest and threw it over there!" "Thats you all over." "They sure knocked the stuffings out of you." "Dont stand there." "Put me together." "Wevve got to find Dorothy!" "Now, lets see..." "What a nice little dog." "And you, my dear." "What an unexpected pleasure." "Its so kind of you to visit me in my loneliness." "What are you gonna do with my dog?" "Give him back!" "All in good time, my little pretty." "All in good time." "Please give me back my dog." "Certainly, certainly when you give me those slippers." "But the Good Witch told me not to." "Very well." "Throw that basket in the river." "No!" "You can have your old slippers, but give me back Toto!" "Thats a good little girl." "I knew youd see reason!" "Im sorry!" "I didntt do it." "Can I still have my dog?" "No!" "Fool that I am, I should have remembered those slippers will never come off as long as youre alive." "But thats not whatss worrying me." "Itsss how to do it." "These things must be done delicately or you hurt the spell." " Run, Toto, run!" " Catch him, you fool!" "Run, Toto, run!" "He got away!" "He got away!" "Which is more than you will!" "Drat, you and your dog!" "Youve been more trouble to me than yourre worth." "But itll soon be over now!" "Do you see that?" "Thats how much longer youvve got to be alive." "And it isnt long, my pretty." "It isntt long!" "I cant wait forever to get those shoes!" "Im frightened." "Im frightened, Auntie Em!" "Imm frightened." "Where are you?" "Its me." "Itss Auntie Em." "Were trying to find you." "Where are you?" "Im here in Oz, Auntie Em." "Im locked up in the Witchss castle and Im trying to get home to you, Auntie Em!" "Oh, Auntie Em, dont go away!" "Im frightened!" "Come back!" "Come back!" "AAuntie Em, Auntie Em!" "Come back! """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`" "Ill give you Auntie Em, my pretty!" "Look!" "Theres Toto!" "Whered he come from?" "Why, dont you see?" "Hes come to take us to Dorothy." "Come on, fellas!" "I hope my strength holds out." "I hope your tail holds out." "Whats that?" "Thats the castle of the Wicked Witch!" " Dorothys in that awful place?" " I hate to think of her in there." " Weve got to get her out." " Dontt cry now." "We havent got the oilcan, and youvve been squeaking enough as it is." "Whos them?" "Whoss them?" " Ive got a plan how to get in there." " Fine." "Hess got a plan." " And youre gonna lead us." " Yeah." " Me?" " Yes, you." " I gotta get her out of there?" " Thats right." "All right, Ill go in there for Dorothy." "Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch guards or no guards, Ill tear them apart." "I may not come out alive, but Im going in there." " Theres only one thing I want you to do." " Whatss that?" "Talk me out of it." " No, you dont!" " Oh, no." " Now, wait a minute." " Up!" "Come on, Ive got another idea." "Do you think it would be polite, dropping in like this?" "Where do we go now?" "There!" "Wait!" "We better make sure." "Dorothy, are you in there?" "Its us!" "Yes!" "Its me!" "Shess locked me in!" "We gotta get her out!" "Open the door!" "Oh, hurry!" "Please hurry!" "The hourglass is almost empty!" "Stand back!" "I knew youd come!" "I knew you would!" "Hurry, weve got no time to lose!" "Going so soon?" "I wouldnt hear of it." "Why, my little partys just beginning." "Trapped." "Trapped like mice... rats!" "Thats right." "Dontt hurt them right away." "Well let them think about it a little first." "Seize them!" "Seize them!" "Stop them, you fools!" "Seize them!" "Seize them!" "There they go!" "Now weve got them!" "Half you go this way, half you go that way." "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Where do we go now?" "This way." "Come on!" "Back!" "Back!" "Well!" "Ring-around the rosie, a pocket full of spears!" "Thought youd be pretty foxy, didntt you?" "The last to go will see the first three go before her." "And her mangy little dog too!" "How about a little fire, Scarecrow?" "Help!" "Im burning!" "Imm burning!" "Itsss burning!" "Dont touch that water!" "You cursed brat!" "Look what youve done!" "Im melting!" "Melting!" "What a world!" "What a world!" "Who wouldve thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?" "Look out!" "Look out!" "Im going." "Shes dead." "Youvve killed her." "I didnt mean to kill her." "Really, I didnt." "Its just that he was on fire." "Hail to Dorothy!" "The Wicked Witch is dead!" "Hail!" "Hail to Dorothy!" "The Wicked Witch is dead!" "The broom." " May we have it?" " Please." "And take it with you." "Thank you so much!" "Now we can go tell the Wizard the Wicked Witch is dead!" "The Wicked Witch is dead!" "Can I believe my eyes?" "Why have you come back?" "Please, sir." "Weve done what you told us." "Weve brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch." "We melted her." "You liquidated her, eh?" "Very resourceful." "Yes, sir." "So wed like you to keep your promise to us, if you please." "Not so fast." "Not so fast!" "Ill have to give the matter a little thought." "Go away and come back tomorrow." "Tomorrow?" "But I want to go home now!" "Youve had plenty of time already." "Do not arouse the wrath of the Great and Powerful Oz!" "I said come back tomorrow!" "If you were really great and powerful, youd keep your promises." "Do you presume to criticize the Great Oz?" "You ungrateful creatures!" "Think yourselves lucky that Im giving you audience tomorrow instead of 20 years from now!" "The Great Oz has spoken!" "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain." "The Great and- Oz has spoken." "Who are you?" "Well, I am the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz." "You are?" "I dont believe you!" "Im afraid itss true." "Theresss no other Wizard except me." "You humbug!" "Yes, thats exactly so." "Imm a humbug." "Youre a very bad man!" "No, my dear." "Im a very good man." "Im just a very bad wizard." "What about the heart you promised Tin Man?" "And the courage you promised Cowardly Lion?" "And Scarecrows brain?" "Why, anybody can have a brain." "Thats a very mediocre commodity." "Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain." "Back where I come from, we have universities seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers." "They think deep thoughts, and with no more brains than you have." "But they have one thing you havent got." "A diploma." "Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeeatum E Pluribus Unum I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th." "D." "Th." "D.?" "Thats Doctor of Thinkology." "The sum of the square roots of two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." "Oh, joy!" "Rapture!" "Ive got a brain!" "How can I thank you enough?" "Well, you cant." "As for you, my fine friend youre a victim of disorganized thinking." "You are under the delusion that because you run away from danger you have no courage." "Youre confusing courage with wisdom." "Back where I come from, we have men who are called hheroes. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`" "Once a year, they take their fortitude out of mothballs and parade it down the main street." "And they have no more courage than you have." "But they have one thing that you havent got." "A medal." "Therefore for meritorious conduct, extraordinary valor conspicuous bravery against wicked witches I award you the Triple Cross." "You are now a member of the Legion of Courage." "Shucks, folks, Im speechless." "As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart." "You dont know how lucky you are not to have one." "Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable." "But I still want one." "Back where I come from, there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds." "They are called phil" "Good-deed-doers." "And their hearts are no bigger than yours." "But they have one thing you havent got." "A testimonial." "Therefore, in consideration of your kindness I take pleasure at this time in presenting you with a small token of our esteem and affection." "And remember, my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love but by how much you are loved by others." "It ticks!" "Listen!" "Look, it ticks!" "Read what my medal says." "CCourage. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`" "Aint it the truth!" "Aintt it the truth!" "Oh, theyre all wonderful." "Hey, what about Dorothy?" "Yes, how about Dorothy?" "Dorothy next." "I dont think theress anything in that black bag for me." "You force me into a cataclysmic decision." "The only way to get Dorothy to Kansas is for me to take her myself." "Oh, will you?" "Could you?" "But are you clever enough to manage it?" "Child, you cut me to the quick!" "Im an old Kansas man myself born and bred in the western wilderness premier balloonist par excellence to the Miracle Wonderland Carnival Company." "Until one day, while performing feats of stratospheric skill never before attempted by civilized man an unfortunate phenomena occurred." "The balloon failed to return to the fair." "It did?" "Werent you frightened?" "You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe." "I was petrified." "Suddenly the wind changed and the balloon floated down into this noble city where I was instantly acclaimed Oz, the first wizard deluxe!" "Times being what they were, I accepted the job retaining my balloon against the advent of a quick getaway." "And in that balloon, dear Dorothy you and I will return to the land of E Pluribus Unum." "My friends." "I mean, my friends!" "This is positively the finest exhibition ever to be shown be that as it may." "I, your Wizard per ardua ad alta am about to embark upon a hazardous and technically unexplainable journey into the outer stratosphere!" "To confer, converse and otherwise hobnob with my brother wizards." "And I hereby decree that until what time if any, that I return the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior brains shall rule in my stead assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart and the Lion, by virtue of his courage." "Obey them as you would me." "Thank you." "Come back!" "Dont go without me." "Illl be right back." "Stop that dog!" "This is a highly irregular procedure." "This is absolutely unprecedented!" "Ruined my exit!" "Come back!" "Come back!" "Dont go without me!" "Please come back!" "I cant come back!" "I dontt know how it works!" "Goodbye, folks!" "Goodbye!" "Now Ill never get home." "Stay with us then, Dorothy." "We all love you." "We dont want you to go." "Thats very kind of you but this could never be like Kansas." "Auntie Em must have stopped wondering what happened to me by now." "Oh, Scarecrow, what am I going to do?" "Look!" "Heres someone who can help you!" "Will you help me?" "Can you help me?" "You dont need help any longer." "Youve always had the power to go back to Kansas." "I have?" "Why didnt you tell her before?" "Because she wouldnt have believed me." "She had to learn it for herself." "What have you learned, Dorothy?" "I think that it that it wasnt enough just to want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em." "And its that if I ever go looking for my heartss desire again I wont look any further than my own back yard because if it isnt there I never really lost it to begin with." "Is that right?" "Thats all it is." "But thats so easy!" "I shouldvve thought of it for you." "I shouldve felt it in my heart." "She had to find it out for herself." "Now those magic slippers will take you home in two seconds." " Toto too?" " Toto too." " Now?" " Whenever you wish." "Oh, dear." "Thats too wonderful to be true!" "Its gonna be so hard to say goodbye." "I love you all too." "Goodbye, Tin Man." "Dont cry." "Youll rust so dreadfully." "Here." "Heres your oilcan." "Goodbye." "Now I know Ive got a heart because its breaking." "Goodbye, Lion." "I know it isnt right but Im gonna miss the way you used to holler for help before you found your courage." "I would never have found it if it hadnt been for you." "I think Ill miss you most of all." "Are you ready now?" "Say goodbye, Toto." "Yes, Im ready now." "Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times and think to yourself TTheresss no place like home." "Theres no place like home. "`" "Theres no place like home." "Theres no place like home." "Wake up, honey." "Dorothy, dear." "Its Aunt Em, darling." "Oh, Auntie Em, its you!" " Yes, darling." " Hello there!" "Anybody home?" "I dropped by because I heard the little girl got caught in the big" "She seems all right now." "She got quite a bump." "We kind of thought she was gonna leave us." "But I did leave you." "Thats just the trouble." "And I tried to get back for days!" "There, there, lie quiet now." "You just had a bad dream." "Remember me your old pal, Hunk?" "And me Hickory?" "You couldnt forget my face, could you?" "But it wasnt a dream." "It was a place." "And you and you and you and you were there." "But you couldnt have been, could you?" "We dream lots of silly things when we" "No, Aunt Em, this was a real, truly live place." "And I remember that some of it wasnt very nice but most of it was beautiful." "But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, II want to go home! """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""`" "And they sent me home." "Doesnt anybody believe me?" "Of course we believe you, Dorothy." "But anyway, Toto, were home!" "Home!" "And this is my room and youre all here." "And Im not going to leave here ever, ever again because I love you all." "And oh, Auntie Em theres no place like home!"