"♪♪" "Okay, great job today." "Remember, tomorrow is your oral exam so everybody study." "Estudianmucho." "And anyone who doesn't understand what estudian mucho means, you have muchasproblemas." "Uh, hasta mañana." "SeñoritaDawson?" "May I have a word?" "Sure." "Bella, your written and comprehension skills are excellent, but I hardly ever hear you speak in class." "There's a perfectly good explanation for that." "Okay, what is it?" "I am not good at it." "Bella... in all seriousness." "If you fail this exam tomorrow, your grade will fall below a C, and you won't be able to play football." "It's school policy." "Señora,I can't not play football." "It's más importante." "Or is it mejorimportante?" "No, it's más importante." "Or is it..." "Do you perhaps have a pen and a ream of paper?" "Bella, you don't need to write everything down, just say it." "You'd be a lot better at speaking if you weren't so worried about being perfect all the time." "Si,Señora." "Hey, getting better already." "I'll go study." "♪♪" "♪ You won't find me in the bleachers ♪" "♪ Yeah, that girl is one of us ♪" "♪ I'm made of spice and sugar ♪" "♪ She pretty, she pretty tough ♪" "♪ Then add a little glitter ♪" "♪ We off in a cloud of dust ♪" "♪ And you got, you got, ooh ♪" "♪ A game changer play maker ♪" "♪ Take the ball she'll she you later ♪" "♪ I'm on a dream-like team like ♪" "♪ Living like one of the boys ♪" "♪ She got it goin', goin' ♪" "♪ She got it goin' on ♪" "♪ I'm gonna play it like Friday night ♪" "♪ Kick it like one of the boys ♪" "♪ She got it goin', goin' ♪" "♪ One of, one of the boys ♪♪" "¿Dóndeestá labiblioteca?" "The library?" "It's right there." "I would say duh, but I don't wanna be rude." "¿Dóndeestá labiblioteca?" "Duh!" "Sorry, I'm listening to this Spanish language app." "I have a huge oral exam tomorrow." "And there's one small part I have to brush up on." "Which part?" "The speaking part." "You got your work cut out for you." "Pobrecita." "Hey..." "What?" "You speak Spanish." "Maybe you could tutor me for the oral exam tomorrow?" "That's a great idea, totally." "¿Cuando deberíamosempezar?" "Who, slow down, sister." "You asked, "When should we start?"" "Si." "Oh, okay, let's see." "Nosotrosempezar..." "Nosotrosempezeh?" "Nosotros-- Let's start now." "Hey, Pepper, I'm gonna help Bella study for Spanish." "So we can't hit the Starcade after school today." "That's perfect because I can't go either." "I'm working on a new project." "I would tell you guys, but it's kind of on the hush-hush at the moment." "On the quiet tip." "The QT." "Supes confidential." "Pepper, we get it." "So I guess we'll see you later?" "Hastamañana, amigas." "Oh, showoff." "Oh, Pepper, you dropped your" "What the heck?" "Pink paper, glitter pen, and a bunch of guys' names in numbered order." "My sister makes these all the time." "Gentlemen, what we have here is Pepper's crush list." "Pepper has a crush list?" "I mean, that's-- whatever." "Check it, my name is at the top with a star next to it." "Oh, and a little red heart." "I think that's a piece of old tomato." "In the shape of a heart!" "Anybody else we know on the list?" "Well, let's see, Newt, you come in at a solid number seven." "Congratulations." "Ricky you're nine, and Luis, you're ten." "I could never compete with that adorable face." "I mean, look at him." "It's a blessing and a curse." "What number am I?" "You're... not." "What?" "Oh, that's impossible." "Huh, guess I didn't have as much in common with her as I thought." "What?" "Oh, nothing." "I mean, I'm relieved." "Who wants to be on some dumb girlie list anyways?" "What are you doing?" "Sophie cannot see my name on her best friend's crush list." "Maybe I should buy her some apology chocolates." "My stepmom, Brenda, loves chocolates." "She locks herself in the pantry and eats them while crying what I can only assume are tears of joy." "We have a very happy family." "Don't make a big deal out of it." "Yeah, just 'cause someone's not on some stupid list doesn't mean they're not awesome." "You are so right, Sawyer!" "Come on." "Okay, let's try this again." "I'm going to ask you a simple question in Spanish." "And you're going to answer in Spanish." "And try not to write it down this time." "Noproblema, let's do it." "Okay." "¿Quécomiste eneldesayuno?" "What do I eat for breakfast?" "That is a great question." "Yo,comi...." "Wait, that's not exactly right." "Yes, it was, Bella." "No, no, comer means to eat." "Oh, so I guess that part was right." "Yocomi..." "Don't overthink it, just say it." "Maybe I just need to write some of it down." "No, you don't have a conversation by writing things down." "Yes, you do, it's called texting." "Let's just try it again." "¿Quécomiste eneldesayuno?" "Is that your phone buzzing?" "No writing." "I can still write with half a pencil." "I've got small hands anyway, so I don't really care." "Bella, just answer the question!" "Even if it's not perfect." "¿Quécomiste eneldesayuno?" "Yocomi..." "Yocomi..." "Go with your instincts." "Oh, I don't wanna say it unless I know it's right!" "You're stressing me out!" "I'm sorry, who's the one yelling, and who's the one that's a tutor and is not getting paid?" "Oh, yeah?" "Well, tutors are supposed to help you, not make things worse." "And you owe me a new pencil." "And you owe me the last three hours of my life back." "Oh, yeah, well..." "No, tu eres..." "Tueres..." "Just hurry up and insult me already." "Say whatever you want, just finish your sentence." "You know what, maybe it's best" "I study on my own." "Maybe you should." "Maybe I will." "Fine." "Fine!" "No, finito!" "That's not even Spanish." "I can't hear you!" "Oh." "¿Dóndeestá labiblioteca?" "Yes, nailed it." "Guys, don't look now, but this is the second time today" "I've seen Pepper trying to sneak a picture of me." "Yeah, tell me about it." "She sat next to me in math class, and she was totally checking me out." "I mean, not that I blame her, but, still." "I know, she asked me to move earlier so she could get to her locker." "I mean, give me my space, woman." "What should we do?" "You know, I think we need to be mature and talk to her, let her down easy." "Explain that I am a ladies' man who can't be tied down, and you've got that whole unrequited thing for Sophie." "It's not exactly unrequited when she asked to borrow my pen in English class and keeps it for the whole day." "Just saying." "The point is, we're not available." "And we need to let her know." "Come on, Sawyer, you can listen." "Oh, thanks a lot." "Hey, Pepper!" "Hey, guys." "So..." "look." "We just wanted to talk to you about, um... feelings." "For example, I have many feelings for many different ladies." "A gaggle, if you will." "You know what I'm saying?" "No." "Newt, you're up." "I like Sophie." "Sophie!" "Okay, what's wrong with them?" "They got problems." "Hey, can I ask you something?" "Uh, yeah, of course." "Do you like my new boots?" "Yeah, they're actually really cool." "Thank you." "When I first saw them," "I didn't think they were my type." "But then I realized the boots and I had a lot more in common than I thought." "You know what I didn't do?" "I didn't look at all the other available boots and put 'em on a boot list." "Sawyer, what are you talking about?" "Here's a hint," "I'm not talking about footwear." "Nice boots, "Huggins."" "Those are going on my boot list." "Oh, sugar beets!" "Boot list?" "What a great idea." "Bella?" "You're next." "Okay, what's my favorite sport?" "Um, mi deporte favoritoes..." "Fútbolissoccer, but that's not exactly right." "FútbolAmericano." "Oh, wait, sorry, I'll start again." "Mideporte..." "Mideporte..." "Mideporte..." "¿Dóndeestá labiblioteca?" "Nailed it?" "Okay." "Bella, I'm sorry to tell you." "You didn't pass your test." "And it's school policy that any student with a failing grade can't participate in after-school sports." "Coach, please..." "Trust me, Dawson." "This is the last thing I wanna say." "But... you're benched." "I can't play on Saturday?" "No, and until you get your grade up, you can't play football at all." "Ay,nome diga." "Hey, that was pretty good." "Does that count?" "No." "Which is Spanish for..." "No." "No." "Señora,therehastobe something you can do." "I can't be benched." "Bella, it's not like I like doing this." "Look, Dawson, you're-- you're a good student." "The best quarterback that we've ever had." "Someone we definitely can't win without." "Señora, you said it yourself." "My written skills are great." "I just have a hard time speaking." "If you give me one more chance," "I'll study harder than I've ever studied before." "I'll memorize the Spanish dictionary." "I'll join Spanish Club," "I'll move to Spain." "Please, I'll do anything." "¿Porfavor?" "Okay, you can take a make-up test tomorrow." "If you pass, you can play Saturday." "But... it's going to be much harder than your last oral exam." "Instead of one question, it's going to be a real conversation between you and me." "I promise I'll be ready." "I'll see you tomorrow morning before school." "Gracias,Señora, you won't regret this." "Look at the poor thing." "Putting on a brave face while she is dying inside." "It must feel horrible to have such a crush on someone and have them completely reject you." "Oh, Sophie, I got you these" "Whatever, munchkin." "She gave me a pet name." "Oh, hey, here comes Pepper." "Let's just say hi to her." "Make sure she's holding up okay." "But be cool." "Hey, girl." "Look, I know it hasn't been easy, but you'll forget all about us in no time." "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Great first step!" "Okay, bye!" "Oh, Sawyer, I've been meaning to tell you." "I've started a boot list." "Total game changer." "Poor Pepper." "Breaking hearts is never easy." "You know, you are so lucky you don't have to deal with girls going crazy over you, Sawyer." "I can't take it anymore!" "What is wrong with me?" "How come I'm not on Pepper's crush list?" "Why do you care?" "You said it was dumb." "It is, but-- but still, it's like... ugh!" "Sawyer, if it really means that much to you, there might be a way to get Pepper to notice you." "Really?" "Yeah, we just have to make you a little bit more like us." "Two guys who are already on the list." "Hey, Sophie." "I know we're in a fight, but the thing is..." "I failed my Spanish test, now I can't play football." "No, really?" "Yeah." "Listen, I know I flew off the handle." "And I know I said you were a bad tutor, but it was only because..." "I didn't want to admit that you were right." "I do sometimes try to be perfect and overthink stuff." "Anyway, I'm really sorry." "Do you forgive me?" "Aw, come here, Mama." "Listen, I have a make-up test tomorrow, so if I promise not to overthink stuff, will you help me?" "Of course." "I actually have an idea." "Come to my house after school today." "Thank you so much, I will be there." "Oh, I almost forgot." "In anticipation of our make-up," "I got you some apology chocolates." "Oh, thanks, you're the best." ""Pepper means nothing to me, love, Newt."" "I thought these were from you" "Chocolate coconut!" "Your favorite." "See you at my house!" "They are my favorite." "Okay." "She's here." "Let's do this." "All right, remember what I taught you." "Now you go get on that list." "Wait, one last thing." "You're supposed to waft it towards you for the faintest aroma." "It's called Manther, for when love is the prey, and you're the predator." "Oh, hey, girl." "I didn't see you there." "Sawyer, what are you doing?" "Oh, just chillin'." "Maxin', relaxing'." "You know, this is how we do." "Ugh, you smell like Newt." "And what's with the clothes?" "You don't like it?" "No." "Ugh, I give up." "Here's your crush list back." "Crush list?" "Oh, this isn't a crush list." "It's not?" "Then what is it?" "It's a makeover list." "I'm doing a calendar as a fundraiser for the Bulldogs, and I'm using the football players as models." "The guys on the list are the ones that are most fashionably challenged." "Oh!" "Whoa." "Fashionably challenged?" "M-- me?" "Why do you think you're number one?" "'Cause I'm the most desired?" "No. 'Cause you need the most work." "I mean, for my calendar, we're gonna have to step it way up." "Then why wasn't I on the list?" "Aren't I gonna be in the calendar?" "Of course." "But you don't need help with your style." "You have your own cowboy thing going on, and it works." "Or at least it did before... this happened." "Wow, I feel silly." "And suddenly self-conscious." "Come on, Troy, I'll buy us some comfort smoothies." "The most help?" "You" "I guess I should go change." "Sawyer?" "If..." "I did have one of those crush list thingies..." "Are you saying you'd wanna be on it?" "Well, I'd..." "You see, for" "Well, um..." "Yes, yes, I would." "Well, good to know." "Hey, Pepper, what if I'd one of those crush list thingies?" "Would you wanna be on it?" "Yes, yes, I would." "That's good to know." "The most help?" "What, she-- oh!" "Ahh!" "Well, this place is extra crazy today." "Where are your parents?" "Date night, third time this week." "I'm pretty sure we annoy them." "Are you sure you're gonna be able to tutor me here?" "I am not going to tutor you." "You are going to learn Spanish the way I learned Spanish." "By living it." "Wait, I, I thought you were going to" "Oh, right, sorry, my, my shoes." "Uh-uh-uh..." "enEspañol." "Losiento." "Bien." "Here, take this." "I usually talk to my abuela about my day while she makes dinner." "Today, that's your job." "By the way, don't say anything about her mustache, or she'll hit you with that wooden spoon." "Uh, esta mañana..." "That means this morning?" "Si,estamañana." "Um... en biología, uh, "I learned" is aprender." "So that past tense is aprendí." "Although, I could use..." "You realize abuela's not going to flip that tortilla until you finish your sentence?" "And those are the tortillas you're going to eat." "I can see why you are the way you are." "I mean..." "Yeah, that's right, untecho..." "Ugh!" "I'm never gonna get this." "I appreciate the encouragement, abuela, but I'm never" "I overslept!" "My test!" "Huh, what, what?" "My make-up test!" "I'm supposed to be there before school, I'm late!" "Oh!" "Oh, wait, don't forget your shoes!" "SeñoraGarcia, I am so sorry." "Bella, what happened?" "You were supposed to be here half an hour ago." "I know, but I fell asleep." "See, I was studying at Sophie's house, which is crazy, by the way." "And abuela was all..." "So I ate the burned tortillas." "Oh, really?" "I am so sorry." "Can I take the test again?" "Well..." "I could let you take the test again, but..." "I don't know why you'd want to." "You just passed this one." "¿Que?" "You just had a conversation with me in Spanish." "Finally, you were thinking less and speaking more." "Congratulations." "Really?" "Oh, my gosh, I can't believe it!" "Why don't you go tell coach you're good to play." "Vamos,Bulldogs!" "I will, he's going to be so excited." "Oh, before you go, quick question." "Is that abuela, or do I need to call security?" "Tuzapatos!" "Okay, Sawyer, you're done." "Let's go, Troy, we're waiting on you!" "My baby's all grown up." "Wow, Pepper sure knows what she's doing." "Please, you think anybody's gonna see a picture of me in this getup and say," ""Dang, what a good-looking guy."" "Ooh, 'cause I would." "Told ya." "Well, don't just stand there, girl, capture my essence."