""LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"" ""HERE IN DUCKBURG"" ""RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"" ""IT'S A DUCK BLUR"" ""MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"" ""OR REWRITE HISTORY"" ""DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""D-D-D-DANGER"" ""WATCH BEHIND YOU"" ""THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"" ""WHAT TO DO?" "JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""NOT PONYTAILS"" ""OR COTTONTAILS"" ""NO, DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" "A ROUND OF MILK SHAKES." "WHAT FLAVORS DO YOU HAVE?" "THE SAME FLAVORS I HAD YESTERDAY WHEN YOU ASKED..." "CHOCOLATE, STRAWBERRY, AND VANILLA." "WE'RE TIRED OF THE SAME FLAVORS." "WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING DIFFERENT," "LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SHAKES?" "YUMMIES." "I'VE SOLD CHOCOLATE, STRAWBERRY, AND VANILLA" "FOR 30 YEARS, AND I'VE DONE FINE." "I'M NOT CHANGING." "IF WE HAD OUR OWN MALT SHOP," "IT'LL BE BETTER." "YEAH." "HEY!" "MAYBE WE CAN HAVE OUR OWN MALT SHOP." "HOW?" "WE'RE THE NEPHEWS OF THE WORLD'S RICHEST DUCK." "A MALT SHOP." "WILL YOU HELP US?" "I ADMIRE YOUR AMBITION," "BUT YOU'RE" " TOO YOUNG FOR BUSINESS." "NO, WE'RE NOT." "WE'RE 10." "YOU CAN BE YUPPIE DUCKS WHEN YOU GROW UP." "OH, UNCLE SCROOGE." "LATER." "I'VE WORK TO DO." "IMAGINE THOSE SILLY LADS..." "ITCHIN' TO GET INTO BUSINESS." "SCRATCH ME SCOTS." "I'M ITCHING, TOO," "AND I'M ALREADY IN BUSINESS." "ME DANDER'S IN AN UPROAR." "OOH OOH AH!" "OOH OOH OOH." "MR. McDUCK!" "YOU USE THAT MOOSE'S HEAD AS A BACKSCRATCHER?" "QUIT ASKING SILLY QUESTIONS." "CALL DUCKWORTH." "GET ME TO THE DOCTOR." "STOP THE CAR!" "FORGET THE HOSPITAL." "BACK UP TO THAT CLINIC." "THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW." "GUTEN MORGEN." "I AM DR. VON SWINE." "AND WHO ARE YOU?" "SCROOGE McDUCK." "SCROOGE McDUCK!" "THE RICHEST GUY IN DUCKBURG?" "I SEE." "THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE." "THE MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC IS DOWN THE STREET." "I AM NOT A SCREWBALL!" "YOU ARE IF YOU ENTER THIS CLINIC" "THINKING YOU'RE RICH." "THAT'S HOW I GOT RICH." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "LOOKS LIKE CAPISCULAR DISTORTION" "CAUSING AN ASTIC MEDIC LIBERTUDE" "IN THE MYOPIC RECEPTORS!" "SOUNDS SERIOUS." "NOT REALLY." "IT MEANS I GOT SAUERKRAUT ON MY MONOCLE." "NOW FOR A CLOSER LOOK." "AHH!" "GUTEN STRUDEL." "THE WORST CASE OF LOOT LICE I EVER SEEN!" "LOOT LICE?" "WHAT'S THAT?" "A RARE MALADY AFFECTING BANKERS, CASHIERS," "AND MILLIONAIRES WITH MONEY BINS." "THIS IS THE FIRST IN A PENNILESS PSYCHOTIC." "I AM NOT PENNILESS." "I'M SCROOGE McDUCK." "YOU'RE PSYCHOTIC." "YEAH." "SURE." "WHOEVER YOU ARE, THERE'S ONLY ONE CURE..." "IMMEDIATE OVALTINE." "OVALTINE!" "HOW WILL COCOA CURE ME?" "DID I SAY OVALTINE?" "I MEANT QUARANTINE." "I GET SO CONFUSED..." "YOU KNOW." "NO KIDDING." "WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?" "TO THE ISOLATION TANK." "AH!" "HOW LONG DO I STAY IN THIS BUBBLE?" "THE LOOT LICE WILL DIE IN ONE WEEK," "PROVIDED YOU HAVE NO CONTACT WITH MONEY." "NO CONTACT?" "I MIGHT NOT SURVIVE." "DOCTOR'S ORDERS." "I SUGGEST YOU FUMIGATE YOUR MONEY BIN." "NOW, I MUST GO." "I'VE A 1:00 BEAK TRANSPLANT." "I CAN'T KEEP THE PATIENT WAITING," "OR SHE WON'T PAY FOR HER BILL." "GET IT?" "EVIDENTLY NOT." "WE SHOULD OPERATE ON THE FUNNY BONE." "GET OUT OF HERE, YOU QUACK!" "OWW." "OOOH." "OOH." "OOH." "OOH." "YOU DON'T SOUND SO GOOD." "WHAT'S AILING YOU?" "FOOD POISONING." "I ATE A SIX-DAY-OLD PEANUT BUTTER AND MEATBALL SANDWICH." "OOH." "IT HURTS." "YOU SOUND VERY FAMILIAR." "HIYA, SCROOGIE." "WHAT A SMALL WORLD." "AS IF BEING STUCK HERE WASN'T BAD ENOUGH." "NOW I'M SHARING A ROOM WITH A BEAGLE BOY, TOO." "[GUNSHOT]" "I DON'T CARE" " WHEN VISITING HOURS ENDED." "I'M SEEING MY BOY." "MA BEAGLE!" "STOP THAT RACKET!" "THIS IS A HOSPITAL ZONE." "SCROOGE McDUCK!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "WHAT'S THIS FUNNY BEACH BALL?" "SAYS SCROOGIE'S GOT LOOT LICE." "HAS TO BE HERE A WEEK." "THAT'S RIGHT." "WE'S ROOMIES." "NOW CAN I HAVE THE PIE, MA?" "LATER, WE GOT TO GO." "VISITING HOURS ARE OVER." "WE HAVEN'T VISITED YET." "AND I'M HUNGRY." "I'M SO HUNGRY!" "WELL, HERE, STUPID." "EAT YOURSELF SICK AGAIN." "COME ON, BOYS." "LET'S GO." "GET WELL SLOW, SCROOGIE." "WHAT'S THE BIG HURRY, MA?" "WE GOT TO VISIT ANOTHER LONELY FRIEND..." "SCROOGIE'S MONEY BIN." "HA HA HA HA!" "SCROOGE?" "SCROOGE." "OH, SCROOGE NO HOME." "BUBBA MISS SCROOGE." "SCROOGE PHONE HOME." "SCROOGE?" "GOOD MORNING, MR. McDUCK." "THIS IS MALLARD LYNCH." "ABOUT THAT HAMBURGER STOCK," "DO YOU WANT TO BUY OR SELL?" "SCROOGE GO BYE-BYE." "WHAT WAS THAT, SIR?" "BYE-BYE." "WE'LL BUY THE COMPANY RIGHT AWAY, MR. McDUCK." "BUBBA, THAT'S UNCLE SCROOGE'S BUSINESS LINE." "WE'RE NEVER SUPPOSE TO ANSWER." "WELL, SOMEBODY HAS TO." "HELLO." "THIS IS CHARLIE AT THE SOW JONES." "WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRADE?" "WELL, UH, MR. JONES..." "LET'S TRADE, UH, TRADE BASEBALL CARDS." "UH, BASEBALL CARDS, SIR?" "ALL THE KIDS LOVE 'EM," "ESPECIALLY IF YOU GET THE ENTIRE CALIZOTA STEELERS, TEAM." "TRADE FOR THE CALIZOTA STEELERS, RIGHT." "THERE'S NOTHING TO THIS BIG BUSINESS." "I'VE ONE QUESTION..." "WHAT DID I DO?" "[MUMBLING]" "WHERE IS MR. McDUCK?" "WE MUST TALK TO HIM ABOUT THOSE DEALS." "WELL, HE'S SICK." "HE CAN'T SEE OR TALK TO ANYBODY." "WHO MADE THOSE DEALS?" "WE'LL TELL YOU," "BUT ONLY IF YOU WON'T GROUND US." "OK." "WHO?" "WE DID!" "WE'RE SORRY IF WE DID WRONG." "WRONG?" "YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT." "WE DID?" "LIKE WHAT?" "LIKE BUYING THE CALIZOTA STEELERS BASEBALL TEAM." "AND TRADING FOR BASEBALL CARD STOCKS." "THE MERCHANDISE TIE-IN WITH THE STEELERS" "WILL MAKE US MILLIONS." "NO KIDDING?" "THAT'S RIGHT." "WOULD YOU MAKE OTHER BUSINESS DECISIONS" "WHILE SCROOGE IS AWAY." "WE CAN'T DO THAT." "UNCLE SCROOGE WOULD BE..." "WE'LL PROVE WHAT GREAT BUSINESS DUCKS WE ARE." "WHAT?" "AT McDUCK ENTERPRISES?" "WHAT COULD GO WRONG?" "WE HAVE THE BUSINESS IDEA OF THE CENTURY!" "WELL?" "WELL?" "BOYS, THE FUTURE IS..." "MILK SHAKES!" "31 FLAVORS OF MILK SHAKES!" "BRILLIANT!" "THE WATERMELON SHAKE IS DELICIOUS." "THIS LITTLE SHOP WILL MAKE BIG MONEY." "YEAH." "THINK BIG." "LIKE UNCLE SCROOGE." "OPEN A CHAIN OF McDUCK MILK SHAKE SHOPS NATIONWIDE." "RIGHT!" " RIGHT!" " RIGHT!" "ABSOLUTELY." "HERE, HERE!" "THESE ARE THE PROTOTYPES" "FOR THE NEW McDUCK CARS." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "YUCK CITY!" "IF WE HAD OUR WAY, WE'D DESIGN NEAT CARS." "BE OUR GUESTS." "ALL RIGHT!" "IT SHOULD RESEMBLE A ROCKET." "YEAH, WITH TAIL FINS." "AND BRIGHT COLORS." "NOW THAT'S A CAR I'D LIKE TO OWN." "BUILD HUNDREDS OF 'EM." "YEAH..." "R-R-RIGHT." "HERE WE ARE, BURGER." "READY TO GO HOME?" "SOON AS I FINISH THIS YUMMY HOSPITAL FOOD." "I GOT A HOT MEATBALL PIE FOR YOU." "WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?" "GIVE ME A DOGGIE BAG" "AND LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT." "GET OVER YOUR BREAKDOWN, McDUCK!" "I DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN." "YOU WILL NEXT TIME YOU SEE YOUR MONEY BIN." "COME ON, BOYS." "HELP!" "NURSE!" "SOMEBODY!" "ANYBODY!" "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" "[TALKING]" "HOW MUCH LONGER?" "PATIENCE, PLEASE." "THE JUNIOR EXECUTIVES WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY." "IF THOSE EARRINGS HAVE THE McDUCK NAME," "THEN THEY GOT TO BE SPECIAL." "THEY ARE SPECIAL." "THEY'RE ZIRCONS!" "THEY'RE ENGRAVED." "THEY'RE..." "A BIG SNORE!" "HOW ABOUT AM/FM EARRINGS?" "LADIES CAN BOTH LISTEN TO THE RADIO AND LOOK GOOD." "NOW THAT'S SPECIAL." "RIGHT, YES-MAN BUBBA?" "YES, MAN!" "BUBBA, SHOW THIS GENTLEMAN TO SCROOGE'S SPECIAL DOOR." "BYE-BYE." "YEOW!" "PHYLLIS HYPHENATE HIFALUTIN" "FROM McDUCK EDUCATIONAL TV IS NEXT." "SEND HER IN!" "GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN." "I'M HERE TO PITCH MY NEW TELEVISION SERIES," "THE MAKING OF WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY." "PITCH IT OUT THE WINDOW." "IT STINKS!" "WE WANT CARTOONS." "26 HOURS A DAY." "YES, MAN!" "YIII!" "THE BASA BROTHERS ARE HERE ABOUT THE TAKEOVER." "SORRY." "NO MORE APPOINTMENTS TODAY." "WHAT SHOULD I TELL THEM?" "TELL THEM WE'LL BE BACK AFTER RECESS." "YIPPEE!" "LET'S HAVE SOME FUN." "TIME TO BOOGIE!" "ROCK 'N' ROLL." "UH-OH." "SOME BUSHES LOOK LIKE THE BEAGLE'S FAMILY TREE." "LET'S PLAY KEEPAWAY." "AT A TIME LIKE THIS." "KEEPING UNCLE SCROOGE'S MONEY FROM THE BEAGLE BOYS." "WITH SCROOGE AWAY," "THIS WILL BE LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM THREE BABIES." "UH, YEAH." "HUEY, DEWEY, AND, UH..." "WHAT'S HIS..." "LOUIE." "LET'S ROLL OUT UNCLE SCROOGE'S SECRET WELCOME MAT." "BOYS, I JUST REMEMBERED," "I LEFT A CAKE IN THE OVEN." "LET'S GET HOME BEFORE IT BURNS." "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA." "THINGS COULDN'T BE BETTER" "IF UNCLE SCROOGE WAS HERE." "YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, MY LITTLE BON-BON." "WHENEVER I SEE YOU," "I HEAR MUSIC." "THE MARKET JUMPED 7 POINTS" "AS SOW JONES SURGED AHEAD." "ELSEWHERE IN THE NEWS..." "IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW CAR," "THEN YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THE HDL-500." "A 10-YEAR-OLD COULD DESIGN BETTER." "WOULD YOU BELIEVE THREE 10-YEAR-OLDS?" "mcduck JEWELERS LOST MILLIONS" "ON THOSE AM/FM EARRINGS." "mcduck EDUCATIONAL TV" "IS THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE INDUSTRY." "THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THOSE CARS." "mcduck ENTERPRISES IS GOING TO BE BANKRUPT," "UNLESS YOU GET SOME CASH." "CASH?" "UH, NO PROBLEM." "HERE'S OUR PIGGYBANK." "WE'LL NEED A BIGGER BANK THAN THAT." "HOW MUCH BIGGER?" "HOW MUCH DID THEY TAKE" "FROM THE BIG PIGGY BANK?" "LET'S SEE." "AH!" "SOMETHING TELLS ME" "UNCLE SCROOGE IS GOING TO BE REAL MAD." "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?" "UNCLE SCROOGE WE BE HOME TOMORROW." "WE CAN TELL HIM THE TRUTH" "OR TRY TO FILL IT." "DON'T STAND THERE." "WE'VE GOT LOTS OF FILLING TO DO." "[BEEP]" "[BEEP]" "DINOSAUR RIDES." "ONLY 25 CENTS." "HERE'S A QUARTER FOR YOUR HELP." "GEE, THANKS." "TAKE ME BACK." "I DIDN'T WANT TO CROSS THE STREET." "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SO MUCH MONEY IN YOUR LIFE?" "I DON'T THINK" "UNCLE SCROOGE WILL NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE." "WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO." "NOT THE HONEST JUNIOR WOODCHUCK BIT." "DO WHATEVER TO KEEP UNCLE SCROOGE OUT OF HERE." "HURRY, DUCKWORTH." "WE'RE GLAD YOU FEEL BETTER NOW." "I'LL FEEL BETTER ONCE I SEE MY MONEY BIN." "NO!" "NO!" "DON'T GO." "NO!" "NO!" " DON'T GO." "WHY NOT?" "UH, YOU MIGHT GET LOOT LICE AGAIN!" "I'VE TAKEN CARE OF THAT." "SHOULDN'T YOU VISIT MRS. BEAKLEY FIRST?" "I'LL VISIT SOON ENOUGH." "AGH!" "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "LOUIE'S TUMMY HURTS." "BETTER GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL." "I HAVE TUMMY MEDICINE." "WE DIDN'T WANT TO SAY," "BUT LOUIE'S A VAMPIRE." "SAY, WHAT A NICE NECK YOU HAVE." "BRAA!" "BRAA!" "STOP FOOLING AROUND, LADS." "FASTER, DUCKWORTH." "NO!" "NO!" "PLEASE, DON'T GO!" "UHHH!" "BOYS, LET ME GO!" "SCROOGIE." "OWWIE." "OH, OHHH." "ME MONEY!" "IT'S GONE!" "OH-OH-OH-OH." "OH-OH-OH-OH." "AH..." "AH..." "AH..." "AHH." "DIDN'T HE TAKE IT WELL?" "IT'S BACK TO THE HOSPITAL." "OK, BOYS, THIS IS IT!" "STORM THE BIN AND TAKE NO HOSTAGES." "GOT IT?" "YEAH." " YEAH." "I THINK SO." "CHARGE!" "LAST ONE IN IS A GOOD EGG." "AAH!" "HMMM." "TALK ABOUT STRANGE BEDFELLOWS." "IF ONLY WE LISTENED" "WHEN UNCLE SCROOGE SAID WE WERE TOO YOUNG." "THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO RUN AWAY." "HEY!" "WAIT!" "THAT'S IT!" "MAYBE WE'RE TOO YOUNG." "EXCUSE US." "IS IT ILLEGAL FOR KIDS TO RUN A BUSINESS?" "YES." "HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF CHILD LABOR LAWS?" "THANKS A LOT, OFFICER." "THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR." "YIPPEE!" "WE BROKE THE LAW!" "YAHOO!" "OK, LISTEN, GUYS." "IF WE DON'T GET UNCLE SCROOGE'S MONEY," "WE'LL BE IN TROUBLE." "WE THINK WE KNOW HOW TO SAVE OUR NECKS." "SINCE WE'RE ONLY 10," "ALL THE DEALS WERE A BIG NO-NO." "ALL TRANSACTIONS WE MADE WERE INVALID?" "GREAT NEWS, HUH?" "WE HAVE TO STOP THOSE DEALS," "PUT EVERYTHING BACK THE WAY IT WAS." "CANCEL ALL CONTRACTS." "RESCIND EVERY DEAL." "RETURN ALL THE CHECKS." "GET A REFUND." "OHHHH." "UNCLE SCROOGE," "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "THAT WAS AWFUL." "I SAW ME BIN BONE DRY." "IT WAS A NIGHTMARE." "WAS I HALLUCINATING?" "IF YOU WERE, IT'S CONTAGIOUS." "I SAW THE SAME THING." "YOU REALLY MUST HAVE BEEN SICK, UNCLE SCROOGE." "HOW COULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOUR MONEY?" "SEE, UNCLE SCROOGE?" "IT'S ALL HERE." "WAIT." "SOMETHING IS WRONG." "WHAT?" "I'M MISSING A NICKEL." "I CAN FEEL IT." "THERE!" "THAT'S MORE LIKE IT." "WHEW!" "WHY DON'T WE CELEBRATE?" "WITH SOME GOOD OLD" "CHOCOLATE, STRAWBERRY, AND VANILLA MILK SHAKES?"