"MacGYVER:" "The first time I got to ride on a merry-go-round," "I was about six or seven." "I'd never seen anything like it." "It was a kind of magic." "Go to a merry-go-round anywhere in the world, and you can see the same look in the kids' eyes." "It's magic." "It's a shame we have to grow up... and lose it." "(carousel music playing)" "And I learned something up in the Swiss Alps." "I just shouldn't go skiing without a parachute." "Kind of busted up my vacation... and my hand." "So, when I got offered a free trip to beautiful Bulgaria, I grabbed it." "All I had to do was a little errand." "No sweat." "e." "You should try the Gregory Mykel endgam" "Do you know it?" "." "I used to know him" "Knight to King's Bishop Three." "(sighs)" "Protect your Queen's right." "It is most important." "Usually is." "Think I'll just mail this postcard home." "Make a nice souvenir from my vacation." "We have risked our lives for what you have." "Checkmate." "Guess you got me." "Thanks for the game." "Tell Dr. Mykel my move is Bishop to Knight Five." "I'll do that." "I've learned a lot." "(zipping bag)" "American?" "Yeah." "Oh, you don't know how good it is to see someone from back home." "They're all foreigners here." "Foreigners?" "Sure." "Just look around." "I haven't spoken to an American in over a month." "You know, I thought it was going to be a trip staying here, but believe me, it's not, especially since I don't speak the language." "I'm Penny Parker." "You can remember that 'cause it's got the same letter at the front of each name." "That's important theatrically, you know." "Oh, yeah?" "Sure." "Just think of it" "Farah Fawcett, Tina Turner, Marilyn Monroe... er." "Penny Park" "Yeah!" "You catch on quick." "MacGyver." "Did you break your hand?" "Does it hurt?" "Oh, it must." "I've never broken anything." "It's getting better." "Well, that's good." "Pleased to meet you, MacGyver." "Penny Parker's not my real name, of course." "I had it changed when I started modeling." "Really hasn't hurt my dancing career, either." "That's originally why" "I came over here-- to dance, I mean." "You here on business?" "My troupe left last month, but I just couldn't." "I met this man." "He was unreal." "I mean, just to look at this man was to die." "I had to stay." "Oh, it was awesome for the first couple weeks, but then it got kind of..." "Difficult?" "Yeah." "I mean, he was like my mother or something." "I couldn't go anywhere or do anything without him along." "I mean, I like a strong man." "I really do." "So, anyway, we had this talk." "Well, actually, it was more of a disagreement." "Well, really, it was kind of a fight, and I went blasting off, and so... er." "So it's ov" "I guess." "You know, you're very sensitive to pick that right up." "Uh-oh." "at?" "Wh" "t?" "You all righ" "Sure." "Um, just hold my place in line." "You didn't eve n say good-bye." "Good-bye." "?" "Would you gi ve us some room" "?" "How can I make you reconsider" "I'm sorry." "You can't." "Penny," "I love you to distraction." "Oh, really." "And just yesterday morning, you were ready to kill me just because I smiled at that nice young officer." ", Penny, when yo u smile at a man nd." "it is already the beginning of the e" "For the man, I mean." "Well, I'm certainly not going to give up smiling l." "just so you won't get upset." "Very wel l, I can't hold you against your wil but if you insist on going, k I must ask you to give me bac u." "the things I gave yo" "You mean the jewelry?" "Shh, Penny, not so loud." "Well, you gave them to me." "Well, on a temporary basis," ". and certainly not as a farewell gift" "." "Penny, I must have them back" "That isn't fair." "?" "Where did you put them" "(detector buzzing)" "Get him!" "Wait!" "s, I know you're not going to believe thi ea but I haven't the slightest id m." "where those came fro" "You're right." "I don't believe you." "Wait a minut e." "Why not?" "." "It's the truth" "MAN:" "Get him!" "(both scream)" "What are you doing here?" "!" "n!" "This is for wome" "Glad you g uys showed up." "Handcuff them together and bring their things." "(woman speaking over P.A. system in Bulgarian)" "MacGYVE R:" "Ciao!" "I'm sorry." "Mm-hmm." "e?" "Are you mad at m" "Why would I be mad at you?" "Well, you missed your plane." "Right." "ge." "And they t ook your lugga" "." "Yeah." "And they think y ou stole the jewels" "Yeah, that's right." "t." "And they hav e your passpor" "I almost forgot that one." "Well, see, then you should be mad at me." "All right, I'm mad at you." "at." "You really didn't have to tell me th" "You're right." "I'm sorry." "." "I had to put the jewelry in your pocket" "I had no choice." "Well, he g ave it to me, and I was just taking it along, h." "and besides, it's not worth all that muc" "How do you know that?" "Well, because a guy with some government job who's got a shoe box for an apartment lry wouldn't give me real jewe unless it wasn't real, right?" "If that's true, why is still holding us now that he has it back?" "Penny Parker, you're holding something back." "ng." "It was just one ri" "How much cou ld it be worth?" "If he'd as ked me nicely," "I would've given it back to him, but he had to go and show up at the airport with all those policemen and make me look" ". like some kind of criminal or something." "Hold it." "Wait a minute" "Fine." "Why my pocket?" "Well, you were the closest one around." "t." "All righ" "?" "Why... why hide it" "Oh, I knew he'd try to take them from me." "He always does when he gets mad at me." "What are you looking for?" "I'm looking for a way out of here." "Well, why?" "You didn't do anything." "They'll probably let you go soon." "Oh, maybe, but I can't afford to take that chance." "Besides, they've got something of mine." "I want it back." "So, we're both in the same fix." "(whirring)" "Grab that chair." "Well, why don't I get two chairs, and then we can both sit?" "ng." "It's not for sitti ir." "Never mind the cha" "Excuse me." "Hey, that's good." "Cheap walls." "We'll just poke our way right out of here." "MacGYVER:" "It's a baggage conveyor belt." "But there's no way I can just poke through this chicken wire." "Damn!" "It was a nice thought, though." "(sighs)" "All right, bend these out." "We're going to make 'em into a figure-eight." "Well, what are y ou going to do with a figure eight?" "You ever been to a rodeo?" "Sort of." ".. I was Queen of the Future Farmers once." "Later, later." "All right." "Good." "o." "PARKER:" "Now I know why you asked about the rode" "You're going to lasso the conveyor belt." "I sure am going to try." "Let's go." "What are you doing?" "I've got to have my purse." "It's just like the ride at Disneyland." "?" "Will you keep your head down" "(many people talking)" "Economy class." "." "Well, that was fun at?" "Now wh" "Good question." "Darned good question." "xi!" "Ta" "Correct." "I want both their descriptions sent to all border posts and police patrols immediately." "They have escaped custody and are to be considered enemies of the state." "(door opens)" "." "Ah, Stepan" "At ease." "At ease." "Well, uh, if it's about the girl, Uncle," "I can explain." "er, Oh, yes, that' s, uh, Penny Park r." "the night club dance me What is a litt le interesting to wn, is why, after all the women you have kno you were trying to prevent this one from going home." "Well, she's a very special woman, Uncle, and I gave her some of Mother's jewelry, just to wear." "You did what?" "I gave her some of Mother's jewelry, just to wear." "Mother said you gave it to her and that it was just paste, so I figured..." "That paste is worth 700,000leva!" "What?" "rl The jewels you loaned out to th is bubble-headed gi are part of the crown jewels of the German House of Hanover." "Well, how did you get them?" "ant It is unimport how I got them." "Who has them now?" "I do." "All but a ring, but I'll get it back, Uncle." "I promise." "You had better." "y They are part of our securit which is already in jeopardy." "Oursecurity?" "I am confused, Uncle." "I will try to unconfuse you." "Some documents were stolen from this office and then returned." "d We must assume the undergroun has them copie d on microfilm." "The documents reveal the numbers of the Swiss bank accounts of some of us in this department." "ng This job pay s almost nothi and demands our blood." "Just to live, it is necessary to skim a little here and there." "And the jewelry is part of the skimming." "A small part, yes." "A small part?" "700,000leva!" "I can see where that could be embarrassing." "It could be fatal..." "for both of us." "But I have done nothing." "I'm innocent." "Perhaps... but unfortunately, your name appears on one of those Swiss bank accounts-- number 1-7-7-9, to be precise." "They'll send us to Siberia." "Not if we reco ver the microfilm which is the only evidence against us." "You have been monitoring the underground, have you not?" "Yes." "We identified a man named Burak." "He may be a contact man." "He spends his days playing chess in the park." "I let him run, hoping he'd lead us to the others." "Pull him in." "Persuade him to tell us what he knows." "What if he won't talk?" "He must talk, Stepan." "If he does not, you can forget about Siberia." "It's going to be a cigarette and a blindfold in the courtyard downstairs." "He must be made to talk." "You don't mean torture?" "I mean whateve r is necessary." "You know, I never coul d learn to play chess." "Psst!" "Psst!" "Come." "You are supposed to be out of the country." "What happened?" "Oh, who is she?" "She's a very close friend." "Hi, I'm Penny..." "The militia are hunting you." "Yeah, could I borrow one of your earrings?" "Sure." "Now-now, we..." "Hey!" "I'll get you another one." "Where is the microfilm?" "Safe." "And where is safe?" "It's with a friend of hers." "Fortunately, he doesn't know what he has." "This friend-- does he have a name?" "v. Stepan." "Stepan Frolo" "Major Stepan Frolov, State Security?" "Nephew of General Petrovich?" "im." "Yeah, that's h" "You said some guy with a government job." "(sighs):" "Figures." "PARKER:" "Can I keep these for a souvenir?" "Why does Frolov want her?" "He gave her some kind of jewelry, k." "and now he wants it bac" "This jewelry-- can I see it please?" "Frolov will do anything to get this back." "Oh, come on, it can't be worth that much." "It's worth a fortune." "It is part of the treasure that his uncle looted from the state." "at?" "How do you know th" "It was evidence in the documents we got from his office safe." "You mean Stepan gave me jewelry his uncle stole?" "?" "And Uncle wants it kept secret, right" "That and many other secrets." "It is all on the microfilm we placed in your hands today." "Holy cow!" "Can you hide her till I get it back?" "You are a spy!" "Just a couple of hours." "That's all I need." "I do know a place." "Follow me." "Are you really a spy?" "." "I'm just doing a favor for a friend" "Now, follow me, but stay behind." "There they are!" "Go!" "Go!" "Get them!" "Stop them!" "(whistles blowing)" "There, on the carousel!" "It's hopeless." "They've got us." "Not yet, they don't." "g, To get the brass rin" ". they've got to get on the merry-go-round" "(carousel music playing)" "Halt!" "(shouting in Bulgarian)" "(carousel music speeding up)" "(music stops) (screaming)" "(grunting)" "ng?" "Why aren't we hidi" "We are." "nk Oh, you mean lik e nobody would thi" "?" "of looking for us right here in the open" "That's the idea." "." "Oh." "Okay, that's i t" " Stepan's apartment" "He only has three rooms." "I dated a region al supervisor once." "t You could've put Stepan's whole apartmen" ", in his living room" ". but it was really too big" "." "Stepan's is kind of, you know, cozy" "He had all these great records." "Wait a minute." "What about security?" "Oh." "Well, only governm ent officials live there." "d." "I've seen two or three militiamen walking aroun" "Oh, and there' s a guardhouse on the corner." "Wonderful." "All right." "I want you to stay here until I come back, okay?" "Well, why his apartment?" "e." "I mean, maybe our stuff's at his offic" "Penny, think about it." "Those jewels could put him into a work farm for the rest of his life." "Now, I'm not sure, but chances are he'd want to keep them away from Headquarters." "At least that's what I'm counting on." "." "Wow." "I bet old General Petrovich is petrified" "Yeah." "." "Um, MacGyver.." "?" "you are coming bac k for me, aren't you ng I mean, you' re not just goi e?" "to get your stuf f and bug out on m" "No, I wouldn't do that." "I didn't really think you would." "I just have this hab it of trusting people." "ke." "Well, sometimes, I think it's a mista" "Penny... you say what you think and you do what you say." "That's not such a bad policy in my book." "Maybe." "Sometimes, you can get hurt." "Well, no one became a great woman living in a vacuum." "Am I a great woman?" "You got all the makings." "That's the nicest thing anybody ever said to me." "Well, you're the nicest person I've ever said it to." "That's for good luck." "We need all the luck we can get." "(gasping)" "You are wasting my time with this stupid attitude of yours." "I want answers." "Your name is Anton Burak." "A widower, no children." "But you do have a sister, Marta, with a husband and three children." "They are safe in a place where even you cannot find them." "So, do what you will." "I will tell you nothing." "They are living in the mountains" ". at the home of a shepherd named Patinoff" ", This is a pict ure of your sister and, of course , the children." "." "These were taken yesterday d, The nine-year-ol er." "he looks like he i s a good soccer play" "." "Maybe not with broken legs" "." "And here.." "Stop." "The man came to me with the password." "Then he came back with the girl." "Name?" "Description?" "American." "Very pretty." "He called her "Penny."" "I, I don't know her family name." "." "I..." "I don't k now the man's name" "It is not important, Mr. Burak, because I think my nephew does." "or?" "Is that right, Maj" "His name is MacGyver." "n." "So, she has been using you, Stepa t." "She must be an American agen" "I cannot believe this." "er." "The microfilm must be amon g the things you took from h" "?" "Where are they" "In my apartment." "w!" "Well, get it!" "No" "And, Stepan, run if you sho uld happen to" ". into this MacGyver again.." "m." "shoot hi" "Yes, Uncle." "MacGYVER:" "Bouncin' around Bulgaria with Penny Parker reminded me of playin' dominoes." "With every move, something else might fall." "But the thing is it all started so simply." "In for the chess game, out with the information." "And now here I am scaling the wall of a heavily guarded government building, and breaking into the apartment of a major in the secret police." "Simple, right?" "I'll tell ya what's simple: me." "For gettin' into that first conversation with Penny Parker." "But what else could I do?" "I mean, a guy just can't be rude." "I mean, how was I to know..." "how was I to know?" "My postcard." "I think my luck's starting to change." "(door buzzes)" "(knocking)" "PARKER:" "MacGyver?" "Hey, are you in there?" "It's okay." "It's me, Penny." "Let me in." "(knocking)" "What are you doing here?" "Well, I'm sorry, but the place kept..." "Shh!" "...filling up with the soldiers, and they were comin' over to my table and buying' me drinks." "So I came here." "How did you get out of the place?" "Well, I went to the ladies' room and climbed out the window." "d." "Of course you di ns?" "Why do I ask those questio" "Well, I figured I'd better come over here or how else would you find me?" "And you know what else?" "Right next to the place was this cute little shop that had the cutest little dress in the window." "Wait a minute!" "Shh." "How'd you get into the building?" "s." "Well, I came in the front door downstair me." "The doorman knows" "Oh, and you ha d to sneak in" ". so nobody would know you were here" "." "And now I've.." "It's okay." "It's all right." "Wow!" "r?" "Well, did you find what you were looking fo" "Yes, I found what I'm looking for." "Everything but the passports." "Now let's get out of here before your friend comes home." "Oh, he never gets home till real late." "Good." "(footsteps approach)" "Usually." "Right." "(keys jangle in door)" "Come on." "ou." "I was hoping we wouldn't find y" "." "I could be shot fo r even thinking this" "MacGYVER:" "And I could be shot for just being here." "So, it's time to start finding a way out." "nd Now... shall we talk about your American frie and the whereabout s of my ring?" "Yeah." "It wasn't even yours." "Stolen." "Involved in a whole bunch of really illegal stuff!" "Oh, Penny, how did we get ourselves into all this?" "MacGYVER:" "My sentiments exactly." "Kitchen chemistry has got to be the way to go here." "PARKER:" "See?" "There you go again." "You and all your..." "MacGYVER:" "My recipe calls for a deep cooking pot, a dash of pest control, four measured cups of soap flakes," "all garnished with tile cleaner and left to steep." ", PARKER:" "If you don't watch out you're gonna be just like your uncle." "ugh FROLOV:" "My uncle was smart eno" ". to figure out that you are a spy" "I mean, it was all perfectly simple." "Well, suddenly spying and stealing and jewelry and, uh..." "I wasn't spying." "What do you call it?" "Now what I need is a time delay fuse." "A healthy ladle of lard will do for starters." "Covered with a single layer of newspaper." "Sprinkled with crystal of oven cleaner." "And all left to marinate under a soft flow of natural gas." "So I do want the ring back and I also want your accomplice, Mr. MacGyver." "." "He's not my accomplice" "There's no use to lie, Penny." "I know about him." "You used me." "The two of you were working together as spies." "y!" "I'm not a sp" "We met for the first time at the airport." "I was just standing in line." "If that is true, he has nothing to fear from us and neither do you." "You can speak out freely." "Where is he?" "Right here." "Mr. MacGyver, I commend you." "May I take this as a surrender?" "Uh... not just yet." "Look outside the window." "Give up?" "Sort of." "d." "The building is surrounde" "Well, I certai nly would hope so, b." "or you wouldn't be doin' your jo" "Then you must also know that there is no escape for you." "It's over." "The information that was passed on to you..." "I take that now, please." "so." "No, I don't think" "I'm not a man who likes violence, Mr. MacGyver." "I. That's gre at." "Neither do" "Move away, Penny." "What are you gonna do?" "Well, the clich?" "thi ng to be done here is for him to blow my kneecaps off." "If necessary." "Are you both crazy?" "(bubbling)" "Come on, Frolov, let her go." "." "She told you the truth e, And capturing me, an enemy of the stat oughta be enough, right?" "?" "FROLOV:" "What have you done" "Burnt the roast!" "(coughing)" "Oh!" "Sorry." "Penny, grab a bathrobe." "We'll mingle with the tenants." "(police shouting)" "(fire alarm sounds)" "MacGYVER:" "A bathrobe." "I thought I said a bathrobe." "This is the nicest one I have." "There's Stepan's car." "." "I'm gonna have to hot-wire it" "Maybe not." "It was on the dresser." "Amazing!" "They will certainl y try to make it to the Greek border." "I have alerted our border stations." "They have a full description of both fugitives." "And your car, sir." "h." "Good, but not good enoug" ", Now, with the gasoline they have" ". they should run out somewhere in that area ned Now, I want men statio out of sight at ev ery gasoline station" ". in that circle ct Then, I want our people to search every farm tra e, from here to her especially the turnoff s to the main highway." "?" "Understood" "Yes, sir." "There is no way they can get through now, sir." "y." "There is always a wa n We just have to make certai" ". they won't find it" "(birds singing)" "PARKER:" "You know, it's so beautiful up here." "So peaceful." "?" "Yeah, just like in a storybook, right" "You know, I really like you." "You understand me." "We're on the same wavelength." "e." "Well, that worries m me It also worries nk." "that we're running on an empty gas ta" "Well, why don't we just get some more?" "." "Oh, sure, sure" "We can just drive righ t on into a gas station ht in the mid dle of the nig r." "and ask 'em to fill up a KGB ca" "Mm-hmm." "Hey, I know where we might get some." "rs." "I'm all ea" "FROLOV:" "Car Two, have you reached the western sector yet?" "MAN:" "We are almost at the checkpoint, sir." "Good." "Make sure you have enough men." "I don't want them to slip through." "I'm heading east." "I have an idea I want to check out." "(birds singing)" "Penny... . there's no g as can in there" "Well, gee, that's where it was the last time." "Nice duds." "It's all I could find." "Uh, Miss Parker, whose place is this, anyway?" "Stepan's uncle." "Stepan used to bring me here on weekends." "We'd ride motorcycles in the hills, and..." "Wait a minute!" "I remember now!" "About the gas." "The can was almost empty, so Stepan took it down to get it refilled." "I'm sorry." "No problem, no problem." "Everyone forgets something once in a while." "You're sweet, but I..." "Wait a minute!" "There's that machine, uh, that they used to plow with." "A tractor?" "Yeah!" "They keep it in the shed on the other side of the hill." "Don't tractors run on gas?" "(sighs)" "They've been known to." "Uh, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, whoa, whoa, wh oa, whoa, whoa!" "c." "Look, you're terrifi" "." "I mean, you' re really great" "But I'll go, all right?" "But, MacGyver!" "st." "No, no, no , no, I insi" ".. It's my duty as." "Oh, swell!" "You're not gonna shoot us, are you?" "Shoot you?" "Why?" "For stealing my car?" "Destroying my career?" "Collaborating with a spy?" "Stealing state secrets?" "Oh, come on, Stepan!" "s." "You and I both know this has nothing to do with state secret" "We will not discuss the nature of the things missing." "The main thing is, I've found you." "Yeah, by the way, howdidyou find us?" "I estimated how far the gas in my car would take you." "And this place was within range." "I took a chance that Penny would remember it." "I did." "Stepan, we had a nice time." "And I don't think very much of the way you're using it against me!" "For the first time in my life," "I am thinking like a professional." "By what, defendi ng corruption in your government?" "Nice." "I have no choice." "e." "I don't think that's quite tru e." "It's a matter of conscience, Stev" "?" "You do have one of those, don't you" "I thought he did." "Once." "And here's the ring you wanted so badly!" "And whatever you think, I'm not a spy." "I wouldn't even know how to do it." "Penny!" "Believe me, all I ever wanted was to keep you with me." "Well, then why don't you let her go, Steve?" "In fact, why don't you let us both go?" "Are you crazy?" "It's been rumored." "I must ask you to give me the microfilm." "I would do as he asks." "an." "PETROVICH:" "You have d one well, Step" "Much better than I had thought." "." "Now finish the job" "Sir?" "Kill them." "FROLOV:" "What?" "But why?" "Because I am compromised as long as they live." "an, macgyver:" "You know, Step" "I think you're a part of that compromise." "r." "No good, Mr. MacGyve" "Stepan has only to gain by my favo r and my position." "me." "He poses n o threat to" "." "But, Penny, she's done nothing" "I believe that now." ", It is not wh at she has done n." "it is what s he knows, Stepa" "Success always has its price." "FROLOV:" "I want no witnesses, Uncle." "Where are your men?" "Good." "Already beginning to think like a bureaucrat." "They're at the crossroads." "." "They have orders t o wait there for ten minutes, then come" "At which time, we will tell them it was necessary t o shoot these spies, who tried to escape." "Smart." "That's real smart." "FROLOV:" "Yes, he is." "He's always been real smart." "Stepan!" "ve!" "MacGYVER:" "Nice shot, Ste" "PARKER:" "Oh, Stepan, you're wonderful!" "MacGYVER:" "Uh, kids, hate to break this up, but we do still have to get past the general's men." "Let's take the general's car." "All right." "e." "I grew up no t far from her" "There is a small r oad that leads around the main highway." "us." "They'll never see" "You're really coming with us?" "Actually I can even pay our way." "I have Swiss bank account number 1-7-7-9." "MacGYVER:" "Let's hope you live long enough to spend it." "They escaped in my car." "Did you see that?" "They can only be heading for the border." "Quickly!" "(man speaking Bulgarian)" "(tires squealing)" "y." "We've got compan" "You think this thing can outrun that command car?" "I don't think so." "I was afraid of that." "(tires squealing)" "Penny..." "I want you to take this wheel." "Drop it in behind that truck up there." "You ready?" "Wow!" "It's like a real spy thing, isn't it?" "What're you gonna do?" "Just get as close to that truck as you can." "PARKER:" "All right!" "PARKER:" "Gosh, this is just like the movies!" "MacGYVER:" "Now, the only way I saw to keep us ahead of this game was to work up some kind of highway hazard." "That's where the hose comes in." "You see, diesel exhaust is loaded with hydrocarbons." "Now, if you mix hydrocarbons with water, you get what scientists call immiscible liquid." "Immiscible-- that means water and oil don't mix." "Go faster!" "All right, come on!" "We're coming, MacGyver!" "Now, this hydrocarbon and water thing I've explained is a fact, but in order to get it to work right, I needed enough diesel oil floating on top of enough water to penetrate." "'Course, one never knows unless one tries." "PARKER:" "Just look at us, will ya?" "Aren'twesomething?" "(groaning)" "(men shouting in Bulgarian)" "You did great!" "I can't believ e I did it!" "(men speaking Bulgarian)" "MacGYVER:" "Okay, under this fence, we should be in Greece." "All right, let's go." "(shouts)" "Howdy." "Do you wish to enter Greece?" "e." "I was kind of hoping we were already ther" "Passports, please." "You know, somehow I knew you were gonna ask that." "Constantine!" "u?" "Is it yo" "Penny..." "Penny Parker?" "Hi!" "(laughs)" "Penny Parker!" "Every time she smiles." "(laughs)" "We should've known."