"Campaign of solidarity:" "This campaign represents an apology." "We hereby apologize for the greed and the omnipotent consumption we cause on a daily basis." "With this campaign, we speak out against the oppressive system and the over-extension of the free market." "We support the solidarity of the community and give away our goods." " Your service crew" "Gas free of charge today" "Campaign of solidarity..." "So what did she look like?" "It hurt like shit sitting on the floor with my knees crossed..." "I wouldn't have held out much longer anyway." "I just sat in a way that was more comfortable." "Get out!" "Did I say something wrong?" "No, but I have things to do today." "That's perfectly clear, I could understand that." "So what did she look like?" "Although it could have been a wig." "Alright then." "So what should I do with him now?" "The usual procedure." "I'm going to find a decent cup of coffee." "Max!" "I have to get back..." " I'll call you back in an hour." "Bye." "They belong together." "They've danced for the Pope." "What kind of music is that?" "They brought it with them." "Who would want to listen to that?" "The Pope?" "How would I know?" "Man Viktor, I wanted a singer." "Ask them if they can sing." "Excuse me." "Do you have a song prepared?" "Singing, songs!" "What's this pop shit?" "What's this one's name here?" "That's Angie." "Angie, Bring me a soda." "That's going to take a little while..." "First, I have to finish up the glasses, boss." "We could forget about the girls and just do your uncle's quiz show." "Why can't she just bring me a soda when I order a soda." "She likes to do one thing after another." "Listen Viktor, let me tell you something." "Even if the quiz show works out..." "Which we have no idea about yet..." "It will work out." "I want a number here with a singer." "High class!" "Alright." "High... class!" "I'll take care of it!" " Good!" "Why isn't the sign up?" "Hi everyone." "Well, at least it's finished." "When do I get the money?" "When this thing is up." "Tell me Nora." "Wouldn't you rather work over there with us..." "Instead of wasting your time over here." "Oh no!" "We're wasting our time." "What's going to happen to us." "We won't survive!" "He's got a screw loose!" "By the way, does your brother have the money?" "Yes, he has the money." "You can pick it up right now." "Finally some good news!" "Great, right?" "Maybe something will actually come out of your hotel." "Although I would fire the bellman." "He's got a screw loose." "Tom?" "Tom is the way he is." "But you Toni, how are you?" "I don't have a screw loose." "I'm an entrepreneur." "But I shouldn't say that too loud." "And what else are you?" "The sign goes up tonight." "It's taken long enough." "Hi there, I heard you have my money." "Your money?" "My five thousand, that you owe me." "You probably mean this here." "You glue money to the wall?" "Is that five thousand?" "Yes." "You owe me money and glue it to the wall?" "Are you insane?" "Toni, look at it like this." "My office is your place of pilgrimage," "You can always come here and beg forgiveness for your greed." "Stop this bullshit!" "Euro-Basilica!" "From now on, we'll call it Euro-Basilica!" "I'll have you sent to the insane asylum." "You along with your loony sister and the other idiots too." "Should I explain how I really see it?" "So my dear Franz, I'll give you untill the end of the week to get these bills off the wall." "Otherwise I'll call the police, and I'll call the press." "That way the whole world can see the idiots, with whom I have to co-exist." "I also have to co-exist with you... with your America fetish and the stench of your bar... and the constantly changing waitresses bitching to us that you won't pay them." "Actually, I should bash your face in for all this." "But my father and your father are brothers." "Well, I'll come up with a plan." "Think up something." "And you darling, come up with a plan as well." "I already have." "Try getting them off with steam." "Max the Hunter" "Max the Hunter" " Excuse me." "What?" "Is the bar open?" "I mean can I get a decent cup of coffee?" "Now that's a classic portrait." "What do you think Angie?" "I'm not a fan of black and white photos." "I had a black and white photo taken of me as well." "I looked really great." "Just fabulous, like a film star." "But I don't look like that at all." "Exactly." "That's why I like black and white photos." "So you lie to yourself quite a bit." "Right?" "I think you are beautiful." " Hi." "Angie, clean up back there!" "One thing after another, boss." "This one is good too, by the way." "Right, quite good." "Okay, I'll take that." "You want to buy me a drink?" "Why not?" "Thank you for the sign." "Now go to your brother and pull the money off the wall." "Go fuck yourself Toni." "You could stay outside as well, or sit in the lobby and drink tap water." " Can we get a coffee here?" "Sure." "Two coffees?" " Black." "Me too." "Thank you." "That's S.L." "Hello." "Yes, I'm Babette." "So are we going?" "Are we staying?" "No, we have to go." "Fine, okay." "Good." "If you're looking for me." "I'll be here." "Bye." "Where did you pick up the little one?" "Blonde angel." "She just appeared." "How come that doesn't happen to me?" "You are too pretty." "Should I make myself ugly or what?" "Disguise yourself." "Take a look at this." "You know what this looked like before?" "No idea." "I do." "What do we do now?" "Do you want me to retrieve the file?" "If you ask me, It was a Halloween prank by a couple of kids from the tattoo shop." "From earth, the sun and the moon appear to be the same size." "Is it coincidental or physical necessity?" "This is good." "So tell me, what kind of quiz show is this?" "Sauerbruch..." "Who would be interested in that?" "I don't want to discuss it with you now." "Do you understand?" "May your knowledge rain upon Toni's bar, so the seeds of education and prosperity take root." "What do you want?" "I saw mom in the supermarket." " Attention!" "Report to 08..." " Supermarket..." "The last time I heard from her she was in Sweden." "That was the end of the seventies." "What would she be doing in a supermarket around here?" "What do I know?" "You imagined it." "Why would she suddenly just show up here?" "Sweden is much too far away for a short visit." "But suppose I did see her." "You've got her mixed up." "I didn't get her mixed up." "Do you hear that?" "This singing, you hear that?" "Isn't that great?" "It' s been going on for days." "Why can't everyone just leave me alone?" "You'll get the file in the morning." "Alright?" "Fine." "Shouldn't I come with you?" "It's not necessary." "Too bad!" "A 1,000 Euro show." "How come 1,000 Euros?" "What were you thinking?" "Toni's 999 Euro show?" "I was thinking a 99 Euro show." "Do you want something with style or do you want to be cheap?" "Who'd pay me that?" "Doesn't 99 sound better than 100?" "In the supermarket sure..." "But for your event, 99 sounds as stupid as 100." "Sitting up there in his hotel suite and dreaming of the whole wide world..." "How much do you think I earn in this place?" "Definitely more than we do in our hotel." "That's your fault, my dear Alfons." "Just to settle it, Toni's 500 Euro show." "And that's exactly the amount I want for each night." "You've got to be kidding." "Yes Franz?" "I just wanted to check up on you." "I'm doing fine." "Are you alone?" "No." "How come?" "What is all this here?" "Who is that?" "That's my brother Franz." "Franz this is Max." "Can we talk for a moment Babette?" "No." " Would you leave please?" "Why?" "Why should I?" "Listen this isn't the right time." "Okay?" "Who the hell are you?" "I don't even know you." "Who is this Babette?" "This is a new one, a friend." "Tomorrow, you are welcome to get a room." "You go to the reception desk like everyone else, so you won't have to sneak in here at night." "Then I'll introduce you to everyone else." "Fine." "I don't know if everything is fine." "At least it's not for me." "Franz, just leave." "Franz, please!" "Can't we lock the door?" "No." "We're talking about months worth of work here!" "Intellectual work!" "100 Euros for you." "No more!" "No less!" "Thanks." "No way then." "I promised the people an event." "I want the seats full." "And next year, we make your place into a respectable hotel." "Alfons, this isn't just some quiz show here." "I'll make it sound captivating..." "This quiz show is the dawn of a new era." "Who's dreaming here now?" "Last offer... 300 Euros for me and you can call it a 99 cent show." "100!" "Thanks, then I'll look for someone else." "Who?" "Where would he go?" "Television perhaps." "A double espresso, and make it quick!" "I'm just about done with the glasses." "Did I ask her if she's done with anything?" "No." "Why would she inform me then?" "That's just her way." "This way of hers is starting to get on my nerves!" "You must be Max." "I've got the 503 for you." "503." " I don't need a room." "This is a beautiful room." "You don't have to sign anything." "Everything is for free." "It's very intimate here." "You're among friends." "What should I do with them?" "Did you sleep well?" "Your keys please." "Hand them over!" "I'll hang them up  until you come back." "That's how it's done in hotels." "My name is Tom." "You can call me Tom." "Campaign of solidarity..." "Give me the keys!" "There's breakfast upstairs in the cafeteria." "I'd have a problem just simply asking..." "I just couldn't come out..." " That's why I have this 10 Euro bill for you." " I found it, and would like to give it you, because you need money..." "That way we can approach one another  for both my sake and yours." "Are you crazy?" "!" "Nora!" "Here." "Thanks." "She doesn't understand me, so I got nervous  and let the tray fall down." " It doesn't matter." "I'm nice to her and I even gave her money, because she needs money." " I had this well prepared." "Tom, it doesn't fucking matter." "Nothing here is prepared." "Can you make breakfast for two?" "Two?" "Right away." "Leave it alone!" "Just leave it alone for now." "It's okay, we'll leave it alone." "We'll leave it alone." "Just a moment." "Pull yourself together." "Hello, I'm Josephine Reiter." "Franz is starting up a commune." "This is no commune." "I met Josephine at an entrepreneur's seminar." "She was my marketing instructor." "Great, and what does that have to do with me?" "Actually this is a historical location here." "But now my cousin wants to set up some sort of Christian-Communist enclave." " Certainly there are people out there that would be interested." "Maybe not here, but in general." "Am I right?" "Certainly you can turn this in to something." "I mean television..." " What's all this?" "First of all, I think this place is great." "Really?" " Really." " Yeah, I think so too." "I mean it's exotic." "Right?" "For example what's been done with money." "Pretty funny." " It's a hole in the wall, but it's alive." " Perhaps it's best if Mr. Harmann and I sit down and consider what to do next." "Coincidentally, my name is Harmann too." "Yes, but coincidentally, she doesn't mean you." "Alright then, good luck with that." "I'll be in my office." "If anyone wants a coffee or something, just let me know." "Thanks." "Shit." "I'm an idiot, I could be doing something completely different." "Like what?" "Like earning money for instance." "Instead I'm sitting here in this shitty hotel with it's shitty rooms." "It's not shitty here." "You're beautiful." "Shut up!" "I hope you like your new room and that you would recommend us to others." "We will do our best to ensure..." "That's alright Tom." " ... so that your stay is as pleasant as possible." "Yes I..." "What should I say now?" "Alright?" "Good." "So tell me..." "Can you be trusted?" "That's enough Tom." "... It's a place, an organism, an arrangement  that operates primarily without money or monetary transactions ... but rather human interaction, so that we may confront one another  and exchange ideas, where everyone can find their own voice  and achieve a self-realization." "That's the top priority." "We are open to everyone who really wishes to contribute and live among us." "What develops here depends on each and every one of us." "That's the basic idea." "Very good." "Hello." "Ah, my neighbor." "Yes, that's right." "Let's sing something together." "I'm a friend to the art of singing." "Sounds like there's a "but" coming." "But... only when I feel like it." "It's much different for me." "I could sing all day long." "Obviously, you don't like my singing." "No." "It's dreadful." "I'm just being honest." "That's how I am." "I'm very sorry but your singing annoys me." "That's why you're here?" "I just wanted to make that clear before we get closer to each other." "Who says that I want to get closer to you?" "Get out!" "The Goldfish" " Welcome to the news!" "I'm proud to say that we've grown yet again." "We have three new guests." "For the new ones, first off a few words..." "This is a hotel, but at the same time we offer a lot of space... a lot of free space." "Kind of a community..." "Sort of an organism." "A place where everyone can come and contribute with their life experience  above all this is a place that doesn't obey the rules of the market nor that of greed." "Our first guest is Emilia." "Well I'm a photographer  and I like to sing." "Then tell us what you like to sing." "German songs  chansons  opera  everything." "I also like to sing Schubert." "What else should I say about myself?" "I have a tumor the size of an egg." "Right in here  and sometimes it gives me a headache." "Yes well, I like to sing." "We know each other from before." "Emilia was in the hospital a long time as well." "Too long." "And... she's a good writer!" "Thank you." "Yes, I'm Josephine Reiter and I want to make something about Franz  and your community." "That's why there's a camera." " A film!" "About you Franz!" " For television." "Let her continue!" "I thought it would be helpful if something about you was shown." "Does anyone need help here?" "I don't need any help." "I don't either." "I don't need anyone." "Josephine wants to sniff out something authentic." "Yes, exactly." "And you?" "I'm just a guest here." "He lives in 503." "Max needs a place to crash." "That's why you're here, right?" "Although, who is Max?" "We'll see." "What is this here?" "Please leave him alone now, Franz." "I ask myself that as well." "I am leaving him alone." "You'll find yourself alone here..." "Max." "Then have a good day." "When you have a bit of time, I would like to show you something." "Not today." "Then I guess not." "Perhaps tomorrow." "May I ask you a few questions?" "Very good." "What are you actually doing here?" "You're very talkative." "Everything begins when we start to think for ourselves." "That's the basis for every change." "The problem is, we have no idea about the products and goods, we continually use." " No one knows where they're produced..." " No one actually knows what 's in them." "We are totally bombarded by foreign images." "That's why I propose this very simple action." "We all head out..." "Everyone brings a camera with them, a cell phone camera or whatever..." "You could borrow one and we go off in small groups  and we take pictures of the products we see in supermarkets." "In supermarkets or drugstores..." "We simply go in with our cameras..." "It's irritating enough for most of the sales people." "We go in with the cameras, and take pictures of like hairspray, toothpaste, candy bars  instant soup, packets of noodles, etc... etc..." "We'll form our own impressions  because we've been bombarded from every direction  by foreign pictures." " If you'd like to bring others with you, I've prepared some extra flyers." " Take them with you." "Invite your friends or convince your spouses..." "The door is locked." "Chess." "Put your knight over here..." "and then you can take the rook  but before that, you let me out!" "Keep that in mind." "Couldn't be!" "I see you two are getting along." "Tom, how does this dress suit me?" "Fabulous!" "And how does he suit me?" "A work in progress." "I think so too." "He's demanding." "Are you two finished?" "Come on!" "I have a surprise for you." "She's also quite demanding." "I'll give it a try." "We start with the action." "We have to do something." "We'll do something..." "We have to come together and actually do something." "Then we'll meet up and talk about it." "Otherwise we talk and talk and nothing ever happens." "That's why we have to take the initiative ourselves." "Those who want to join, come with me to the entrance..." "The others can think about it." "If a few came, I'd be happy." "Who here has a camera or a cell phone?" "..." "Stop..." "Two steps to the right..." " Sit down!" "Open your eyes!" "They're for you." "They're pretty." "What do they eat... water?" "You have to feed them." "I have to feed them?" "We'll feed them." "They'll definitely die." "They'll last a little while." "So..." "What's up?" "How's it going with your marketing assistant?" "What do you want?" "Did you tell her your idea for a Christian community center?" "Have a seat!" "You know someone who can sing... female... pretty." "You mean Nora." "You won't get Nora, she belongs to the hotel." "Make me a beer Angie!" "Well, that takes a while." "Then take your time!" "God damn it!" "Is that your new waitress?" " You like her?" "You can have her, and give me Nora!" "I am not letting Nora go." "You can forget it!" "Alright." "How's my money doing?" "Still stuck to the wall." "I'll stick you the wall too, my boy." "I have a little time, and I have to show you this." "Incidentally, I don't have any time." "You won't regret it." "Listen, you just show up out of nowhere." "Couldn't you at least say please?" "What's all this?" "Why do you make everything so complicated?" "Of course not then." "I'm busy, goodbye." "Then at least stop singing." "I have to get my show finished, you got that?" "Do you think you can just tell me what to do?" "Oh yeah, I think so." "You're mistaken, my dear." "Put your lousy 10 Euros away." "I only take donations over a hundred." "I've thought about it." "In this case it's not a donation." "I would like something in return." "What I want in return, is to touch you." "Go ahead." "What's going on here?" "Everything is fine, Franz." "The bar clown next door wants you to sing for him  for his ridiculous event." "Toni wants me to sing?" "You can sing?" "Can she sing?" "I just want to let you know that I've cancelled it." "But why?" "I could just sing for him once." "I would gladly do it." "I don't want her to sing for Toni." "Toni is a slave driver." "You said it yourself, Franz." "They work all night long." "She's not working for Toni." "If you have to, you can sing for him once." "Sing him the Internationale." "He'd enjoy that." "What?" "The international workers anthem!" "There were workers here once." "Screw it." "I'm sorry, Franz." "I'm singing." "I'm singing!" "I don't want to go to Toni's." "I won't go in there." "I've never been in there and I never will." "Once again...." "You've sold the doors and the door frames?" "Why?" "I mean what could you get for a door plus the frame." "Excuse me, but I have no idea." "It opens up the room." "It can breathe." "Does it get you money?" "You want it?" "Here, I'll give you the fucking money." "If you want more, you can go down and tear some off the wall." "No." "I don't want your money." "I don't need it." "But I do need a door." "So I could close it behind me." "I thought you'd like it." "I do like it." "In some way I do like it." "It's dreary." "Of course." "Arise, you wretched of the earth!" "Arise, you wretched of the earth!" "Arise, you prisoners of starvation!" "Forjustice thunders condemnation," "It is the eruption of the end!" "Is this what you were thinking?" " Okay, that's enough!" "You'll sing for me." "I'm not finished yet." "You're still singing for me." " I have to ask Franz first." "You need written permission?" "I'll think about it." "Don't take so long." "He found some chicks that aren't too bad either." "They're taller than you too." "Legs, up to here!" "I'll think about it." "Good, don't take so long!" "I've got to drink something." "Why are you coming here?" "I walk around the whole day  and think about how I could live." "I come back here and wait..." "Mainly, I've been waiting on you, my dear." "You've really downsized quite a bit." "My father started all that." "I've told someone about you." "Could you imagine living here with us?" "He'd like to take a look at the hotel." "Why?" "He could do a lot more for you." "Why are you coming here?" "You leave everything open." "Very nice, without any obligations." "We have the ability to speak." "What is it that you do all day?" "What do I do?" "But you're still staying?" "I'm still staying." "It's so silent here." "No singing." "Where is Emilia?" "She's taking a walk." "What?" "It's one in the morning." "I have no idea." "Perhaps she's singing outside now." "What do you do before you come here?" "I wallow in the mud." "You're a construction worker?" "Isn't that the photographer?" "Everything alright?" "I'm feeling a little dizzy." "We'll take you back." "Shall I tell you about the development of labor movements during the industrial age  just to pass away the time?" "Some other time." " There they are." "Good evening everyone." " Here you are." " I was worried." "I know I shouldn't be taking walks anymore." "Can I help you?" "I'm fine, thank you." "I have to leave." "Why?" "Now you can tell me about what you're working on." "Who'd want to know?" "Oh I'm interested in it." " But you'll be sure to spoil it any moment now." "How old are you?" "I'm not saying." "Variety, you know what I'm saying?" "Sure, my mother worked in a variety theater." "As a dancer?" "As a cloak room attendant." "Nora, we're making you an offer." "You'll sing for us on the weekend and work as a waitress." "Both?" "Not at the same time." "I know that." "I could use good some employees." "They don't challenge you at all in this hotel." "How much?" "Three Euros an hour, plus tips." "Three Euros, fixed?" "Fixed." "Welcome!" "Nora, you've made the right decision." "I hope that in the next few years..." "Viktor, that's enough." "... we'll lay the groundwork for a great program." "Here's to a fruitful cooperation." " Harmann." "That's you." "Yes, but please don't interrupt!" "There's more." "Can I choose now?" "Pop culture." "It crashed." "So tell me, I heard you were politically active?" "Do you still want to see the rest?" "Yes." "That'll be a bit difficult  without hands." "I'm listening." "Jesus and the Merchants" "Jesus and the Merchants" "Classic!" "Now this place has atmosphere!" "Yes, great!" "Classic!" "Look at the atmosphere!" "It's a dead end!" "Cool, right?" "Are you for real?" "Are you blind?" "Or am I invisible?" "There's no money here!" "If that bothers you, you're welcome to leave." "Calm down, Franz." "I see how you are  and I like what I see." "Here, Jesus and the merchants." "It's all in there." " Only no one understands it anymore." " It's a culturally useless artifact." "It's quite heavy." "Shall I quickly summarize it?" "I can read, thank you." "Jesus enters the temple, it's filled with merchants..." "He flips the tables over, and says:" "My house shall be a place of worship, but you've turned it into death pit." "Okay, you want to attract more guests, right?" "Generally, yes." "But who would want to come here?" "Let me worry about that for now." "Do you two need a priest now or what?" "Who's that?" " That is a man in a monkey mask." "I thought so." "What does he want?" "Hannes is a television producer." "Yes, but what is he doing here?" "He's interested in this place." "Is he also interested in us?" " Yes, he is." "By the end of this, one out of four people in this country will know who you are." "The monkey too." "How does that sound?" "What's that going to get me?" "That would be great for you!" "There's no file." "What do you mean there is no file?" "There never was a file." "Then make a file." "Sure, then tell me where to start." "I will." "Now." "Soon." "Stamps?" " Stamps?" "What should I do with those?" "I don't write letters." "I don't have anything else." "I know, I know." "How long can you get by with this here?" "Franz, are you still there?" "Yes!" "How long can you get by with this here?" "I won't be here for a while you know." "Where will you be?" "Yeah, up north in Scandinavia." "Scandinavia?" "That should be nice." "That's what I'm saying." "You have to make sure that you and your comrades here are taken care of." "I gave that poetry book of yours to Roswitha for her birthday." "She was quite delighted." "I don't have anymore." "Otherwise, I would give you another one." "Don't worry about it." "Don't let them get you down!" "They can all go to hell, right?" "Great, three days of ravioli." "How was your audition?" "They expired last year." "Throw them away." "Nonsense, what else should we cook?" "Are you going to sing for Toni?" "Well, if I survive the ravioli." "Then that'll be your new job?" "Right." "Then you won't work here anymore?" "You can always visit me." "Would you like that?" "I don't care." " No Tom, and no ravioli  but for actual money." "... without Tom." "Bon appetit!" "For tonight's special event, it's best to pray  because it's probably dangerous." " What?" "The food has expired!" "If that was the only thing?" "Same old story." "Amen." "Amen." " No ravioli?" "No thank you." " No thanks." "I bet he goes to a restaurant afterwards, and takes Babette with him." "She likes it when she gets a warm meal." "Oh Franz." "I'm not hungry." "What's this, Chinese?" "How about you?" "I'm fasting." "Say, isn't that strange  to practically fast into one's own death?" "It's just a question." " Very tactful." "Yes Dad, very nice." "Right to the point." "What did I say?" "Are you hard of hearing?" "I've just about had enough." "Shut up!" "I won't listen to this crap any more." "It's a good thing when new people come to us." "You could be a bit nicer, especially to her." "I think so too." "And you shut that thing off!" "Alright, fine." " Bon appetit!" "Thanks." "Do we want to leave?" "Why don't we just stay?" "Just for now." "310?" "Women's bathroom." "1 15?" "Two keys, no lock." "412?" "Two keys." "Excellent." "Hotel Lunik." "What can you do for us?" "Hi, we're with Hannes." "We're supposed to take some photos here." "I have a list of names." "Could you round everyone up?" "I'll take care of that." "That'd be great." "Photos, of all of us?" "With or without the mask?" "He likes to wear a mask." "Is that alright?" "No, not at all!" "With the mask!" "Alright!" "I'll be right back." "Very nice." "The man in the mask, in the middle." "Everybody a little closer together." "Are you a part of the group?" "Why doesn't your boyfriend join us?" "Why doesn't your girlfriend join us?" "Why don't you both join us?" "Come join us!" "They can make fools of all of us." "It'll be good for you!" "Come on." "I'm just a guest." "This time you're the subject." "The more people we have, the livelier it will be." "Very nice!" "So, you met the boys." " Yes." " They take great pictures." "First the good news Franz." "My boss says the location is perfect." "Yes?" "What does that mean?" "That means as soon as the contracts are signed, we'll do a casting." " What?" "Someone will play me?" "What do you think?" "Will this work?" "Get rid of the Jesus business!" "Yeah, but it somehow works with the whole revolution thing." "Explain to me why they won't work together?" "Why won't they work together?" "!" "Just settle down." "Franz, I have the contracts with me..." "Let's find a quiet place where we can talk it over." "It's quite the opposite." "The people don't want to see authenticity." "Stars!" "That's it." "Every once in a while, we'll throw in an average guy." "That will freshen it up a bit." "Could Franz be that guy?" "It's not my job." "That's up to the casting people." " But the Hotel, that stays in." " That'll be something." "That's true." "Although, all of you will have to be out of here by then." " Where should I go?" "Should I make myself invisible?" " Well I think It's cool here..." "No doors, wild." "Tell me, how did you find this place?" "Angie, three schnapps, and no objections!" "Okay, my last offer... 150 per show, and only if it works." "Why wouldn't it work?" "You never know." "And what happens if it doesn't work?" "God damn it!" "Don't you start up again with me." "Yes or no?" "I just want to have it cleared up." "This guy's got an issue earning money." "He's in debt, fiddles around on his show for a year  lives from nothing, and he gets stuck on the fine print." "Thanks." "Alfons, you're my uncle." "You can't do anything about that and neither can I." "I'm sorry to say this but  every time you get an opportunity, you blow it." "He's got a point." "Fuck you." "I think we got him." "Ah, a tent!" "I haven't gone camping in a while." "Fine." "We got a lot done today." "Got a lot done, but for what?" "For what?" "Well good night then." "Can I sleep here?" "No." "I'm staying here." "Good night, Franz." "Why don't we all just go to bed?" "You don't know me, otherwise you wouldn't suggest that we all just go to bed." "Have yourself a nice evening, and drink some cognac down at Tonis." "We'll see you tomorrow." "My mother used to always say, the best guests are the ones who complain." "That way you can always improve yourself." "My mother worked in this restaurant for fifty years." "And I think..." "There's far too little complaining here." "Can I finally get back to work boss?" "I'm not done yet." "Angie, there are problems." "What kind of problems?" "We'll do a little demonstration for you." "Are you ready?" "What kind of demonstration then?" "Just say that your ready!" "In that case I'm ready." "What can I do for you, boss?" "A beer for me." "You want something too?" "I'd like a soda please." "A beer and a soda." "Right away boss." "What sort of demonstration is this supposed to be, boss?" "We're not done yet, Angie." "Angela, my name is Angela, and not Angie, boss." "Angie, you are, generally speaking, if I may say  the problem that some people have with service industry." "But actually the problem isn't you." "Lack of education, that's the problem." "That's why we're doing this demonstration :" "For your education." "A beer." "A soda." "Thank you." "That's Nora, she works for us now." "I hope you pick up a lot from her,  Angela." "Am I fired now, or what?" "Angie, how can you pick up anything from Nora if your fired?" "Won't work, right?" "I wanted to excuse myself for my faux pas." " Faux pas." "You have a problem with women, my dear, as large as this building." "And you're resentful, stubborn, and complicated." "I don't even want to get into your problem with men." "Again with another attack against me." "You can go ahead and excuse yourself again." " I wouldn't do that." "Fine then!" "I'm a kind-hearted person." "Me too." "I'll be glad to get out of here." "I can imagine." "You'll give me a ride?" "Of course." "Lie down next to me." "Get some sleep." "All these people are driving me crazy." "I don't understand what they are talking about." "I don't know what they want from me." "No discussion." "I'm tired." "I've got to do something." "Come on!" "Let's go and take care of this." "Tom, I can't find Franz." "Please give him my best regards, and give him this." "This is the video footage." "I've decided not to do the project." "He'll be upset then." "I'm sorry, but I think it's for the best." "I'm upset too." "Didn't you like the mask?" "The mask was great." "I'm not so certain." "It's not your fault." "Who's fault is it then?" "Certainly it's not yours." "Take care Tom." "I've been waiting for you." "I had the late shift." "Now I've got no time." "What are you doing?" "Shopping free of charge" "Help!" "Do you live here now?" "You came here to ask me that?" "Something has happened." "What?" "A supermarket was held up." "A woman was shot." "Is he shoplifting now?" "What are you up to there?" "I haven't taken advantage of my employee benefits yet." "I'm entitled to 50 Euros worth of goods per month." "That includes former employees as well." "I looked into it." "Now's the perfect moment to start in with that." "They owe me 44 Euros and 10 cents now." "That costs 5 Euros and 90 cents?" "That stuff is expensive." "Are these friends of yours?" "Can't you see this has been blocked off!" "?" "But it says, 'shopping free of charge' outside." "They haven't torn down the sign yet." "Please exit the building!" "Why?" "We want to go shopping!" "This is the scene of a criminal investigation." "It just doesn't work like that, if it's written on the sign..." "Get out immediately, otherwise you'll be shot out by the task force." "Toni's dream" "Can you help me with my tie?" "What?" "My tie, I forgot how it works." "No." "Why don't you just ask Franz?" "Okay, okay." "It was just a question." "I just can't do it." "That's fine." "Would you come with me?" "No." "Would you please leave me alone now?" "!" "Yes!" "Good!" "Then I'll have to go it alone." "You work here?" "I wanted to tell you..." "You're here in this bar?" "Toni promised that he wouldn't steal you away." "You're ruining the hotel!" "I should have known." "Where is Toni?" "In his office." "Franz, we had no contract." "I said that I would help you." "But you never paid me." "That's why." "Is that the only reason?" "Among others." "You did steal Nora away!" "You might as well hire Tom!" "Then we'll all leave and you can build your luxury hotel  or your recreation center or whatever!" "You've already prepared contracts?" "Where are they then?" "Calm down, Franz." "Is that loaded?" "You promised me that you wouldn't take Nora away from me." "And you gave Josphine money so she'd leave?" "!" "You're pointing a gun at me?" "We're cousins right?" "As far as Nora is concerned..." "She applied at the bar." "She wants to work for me, because she needs money." "What for?" "She has all she needs here!" "Just sit down, Franz." "You want something to drink?" "Coffee?" "Quick!" "Come in and shut the door!" "No sleep last night, Franz?" "You need money?" "I don't need money!" " Put the gun down!" "What's going to happen now?" "You'll slaughter your family, or what?" "I don't want to show up in the newspaper like that!" "I said, I don't need money!" "Franz doesn't need money." "Does it work with the suit?" "Yes, the suit looks good." "I look old." "No." "I would say mature." "I'd like to ask you something." "The tie looks good on you." "If you think so." "There is still a problem." "It'll be fine." "Are you coming with me?" "I don't think I'd make it through an evening like this." "You don't have to." "I know." "Just tonight." "I'd rather not." "Okay." "The girls are here now." "Bring them in." "There's plenty of room." "No one's coming in here." "Don't you want to take a look at the girls, Franz?" "No!" "I'm starting to cry." " Welcome to the news." "Everything is falling apart." "Nora..." "Not here." "Franz..." "Not here." "Alfons, has his performance tonight at Tonis." "Nora..." "Where is Nora?" "Not here." "I'm here." " Ah great!" "Here comes the artist." "What can I get you?" "A bottle of whiskey." "A whole one?" "Yes." "It's okay like that?" " And a double espresso." "Okay, we've got that too." "Tonight is my night and your father's show." "Do you want to ruin that?" " It's taken long enough." "Or did your father send you to detain us, while he flees to Russia?" " Ha ha!" "It was a joke!" "Put that thing away!" "Where is my father?" "I could go take a look." "It's best if we all go together." "No, we're all staying here!" "I've been preparing this evening for weeks." " I won't allow you to ruin my event, just because you've gone crazy." " What do you want?" "Just tell me exactly what it is!" "What?" "Yes!" "What!" "?" "To go to Sweden." "To Sweden?" "He wants to go to Sweden." "Why didn't you say that earlier?" "Give Bulle a call." "He drives up there tonight." "He could pick him up." "And get Angie, she can take over from here." "You will allow me to let someone take over." "I have to take care of my bar." "Tell me..." "Couldn't we break off the pieces and move them?" "We can't." "That's how the world champions would do it." "Fine then." "The knight goes from G5 to E6." "Checkmate." "Oh really?" "Take care of him." "He's getting picked up in two hours." "Okay, I see." "I appreciate it." "Say, could you tie this?" "I knew that he had a screw loose somewhere." "Who would have thought he has such difficulties?" "Wouldn't it be better if I call the police?" "No!" "Give Bulle a call." "He should pick him up." "Say, could you put that gun away?" "It's making me nervous, that thing in your hand." "When I get nervous, I can't stop talking." " Everybody has problems." "Tell me, this isn't that Pope troupe?" "Pope dancers." "It'll be great, I promise." "Background for Nora." "Hopefully not this hip-hop shit." "Don't worry about it." "It'll be great." "Next time, you change your shirt." "Chic!" "Recently, my neighbor has been leaving her trash in front of my door." "She said that she didn't notice." "The fact that it fell over, and brown sauce dripped all over my carpet..." "She didn't notice that either, right?" "She said, that she didn't do it on purpose." "And that's just not nice." "That's just how life is though." " A marvelous woman with a marvelous voice and a marvelous song." "Nora and the Pope dancers!" "Everything gets to the point where I just say stop." "I'll play along for a little while." "To take advantage of this would be wise." "As long as I'm a part of the game." " If I were to leave, I wouldn't know where to go." "If I order a schnitzel, she says I'm too fat." "I should get myself something vegetarian." "Why is it my mother's business what I eat?" " I don't get involved with her life." "I don't tell her what she should and shouldn't eat." "You also have a mother who's sticking her nose in everything?" "... for such a long time." "Shall I leave?" " It couldn't do any harm to have men and money on your side." "Here, just give her a ten." "She doesn't need money." "What's with you!" "?" "Why are you taking my money?" "What are you doing here?" "He shouldn't be giving her money." "She doesn't need money!" "Please, goodbye, and thank you." "Here comes another one." "That was Nora and the Pope dancers!" "Now, ladies and gentlemen..." "And now, yet another dream comes true." " It's finally here!" "What we've all been waiting for." "Brand new and just for us!" "Written and presented by Alfons Harmann." "The 99 Euro Show!" "Toni, there is no show." "You're joking right?" "That's a joke?" "!" "Yes." "I forgot my glasses." "I can't see the keyboard." "Then get your glasses!" "God damn it!" "Now go!" "Sure, sure, ladies and gentlemen, of course you all want to see Nora again." "Well, before we get started with the quiz show, here once again is Nora and the Pope dancers!" "Me again?" "Yes." "Now what?" "It doesn't matter, just sing it again." "Once again, from the top." "Everything gets to the point where I just say stop." "A lively hotel." "It's dinner time." "Everyone's dressed up." "The first guests are taking their seats." "And now we're going to the cafeteria." "If I were him I would do the same thing." "What's going on here?" "We're having a going-away party." "It's probably for the best." "What?" "That your brother takes a vacation." "Right?" "You look great!" "Really great!" "You think so?" "Sure!" "Anything else?" "The family is falling apart  right in front of my eyes." "He's only going on vacation." "Yes I know." "But for me, vacations always took years." "Oh god!" "I'm getting cold, kids." "Here he comes." "Well, there will always be a place for you here." "At least, as long as I'm here." "Hey, I've heard someone wants a ride." "What's all this here, god damn it!" "?" "Your theory was right." "Those were kids from the tattoo shop." "What?" "You want to know what I think?" "No!" "A suspect is fleeing over there." "And you're having a relationship with the other suspect." "Is it clear what you're doing here?" "No, cancel the whole operation!" "Conflict of interest, aiding and abetting, disciplinary action." "Are you stupid!" "?" "Franz, man!" " They sure can sing." "Russian, Polish, I've got no idea." "Everybody's having a good time." "How did he get this off the wall?" "I think the girls will hold out for quite a while." "Let's do "Russian Nights" then." "We could do whatever we want." "They're really good!" "Good then, we'll have "Russian nights"." "It doesn't exist?" "There is no quiz show." "But you showed it to me?" "That was just a starting point." "The starting point was good." "What a night!" "If you ask me, I personally prefer classical music." "You've been pouring the beer really well lately." "Lately?" "I'm serious." "I'm heading out." "Then of course there are the fjords." "Wasn't that Norway?" "They're everywhere up there." "Everywhere?" "Everywhere." "It's all one big fjord up there, if you ask me." "Green, green, green." "And water." "Really." "You can believe it."