"Bye!" "I tell you, brah, I'm giving you da kine deal." "They don't make 'em like this no more." "You sure the body's in OK shape?" "You kidding?" "All-metal body, chrome trim." "No plastic junk like today." "You know, we got a rust problem in Hawaii." "This island air eats cars like nothing else in the universe." "Except maybe him." "Sorry, brah." "Deal's off." "Gantu!" "You ever thought about growing a goatee?" " No." " I'm serious." "Because with your bone structure, it would look very spiffy." " Really?" " Sure." "May I?" " There." "See?" " Not funny." "What?" "I think it looks nice." "Helps disguise a few of those chins." " Why you little..." " Warning, Experiment 586 activated," ""Primary function, metal consumption." "Experiment grows exponentially larger with everything it eats. "" "Just like you." "My containment orb is not nearly large enough." "I'll have to prepare the cargo bay." " Come on!" "Hurry up before..." " Hi, guys!" "...Lilo shows up." "Do you wanna play "Battle of the Greek City-States"?" "Stitch and me will be the fierce Spartans, and you can be the decadent Athenians." "We're busy." "Stay tuned, everyone, We'll be giving away the Golden Pass to this weekend's Elizabethan Festival in just a moment!" "You're trying to win tickets to the festival?" "No comment." "Oh, and get lost." "Yeah!" "If I had those tickets," "I could finally get to spend time with my friends." "Caller number 12 will win the Golden Pass," " Come on." "Come on." " Congratulations, caller 12!" " What?" "Already?" " I won?" "Yes, you and a group of your closest friends and adult guardians are going to the Elizabethan Festival," " I don't believe it!" " I won the contest for you." "Now we can all go to the festival." "We have somewhere better to be." "Right, girls?" "Well, not really." "According to their home page, the festival is way cool." "Plus, we're sick of playing dolls." "Really?" "Fine." "If you wanna go with the freak, then go." "I'm staying here." "OK!" "Out of the window, you can see some of our rapidly disappearing wildlife." "Better get some pictures of it quick." "You can almost watch the helpless little creature going extinct under the threat from encroaching industrial blight, like that sugar factory." "The helpless creature just ate the factory." "Everyone dresses in costume to go to the festival, so our Halloween costumes are perfect, 'cause we were all princesses." "Kind of goes with the theme." "Even Stitch is gonna wear a costume." "Oh, yeah." "It's funny." "Is your aunt and uncle gonna wear costumes, too?" "My aunt loves to dress up." "She's working on their costumes right now." "I'm so excited." "My first festival dedicated to primitive Earth history." " Are you dressed yet?" " Dressed, yes, happy, no." "Cheer up." "Henry Vlll was a powerful ruler, even though he had a nasty habit of having his wives beheaded." "I am liking this Henry person." "Before we go to the festival, we should brush up on our Elizabethan insults." ""Get out of my way, you gnarling tickle-brained barnacle!"" "Next?" ""Thou gaveth me the wrong change, thou spongy beetle-headed pantaloon!"" "Nothing this fun ever happens at Myrtle's house." "Yeah!" ""Yeah"." " Here you go." " Marry, i' faith!" "We have a Golden Pass!" "Hip-hip, huzzah!" "Tra la, we've got a pass of gold To lead us into times of old" "Pray let the minstrel be your guide" "Come see what treasures wait inside" "Wow!" "Our own singing minstrel!" "Cool." "Welcome, ye of the Golden Pass." "Look at how they all tremble at my arrival." "I am loving this costume." "Can't breathe." "Bodice too tight." "Gadzooks, what an ugly child!" "It's not a child." "It's my dog." "I'm sorry, milady." "No dogs allowedeth." "The little lass, she had a hound" "'Twas not allowed upon the ground" "Of this wondrous festival" "Most merry" "Oh." "I really wanted to go in." " Go." " You don't mind?" " No." " Thanks, Stitch." "You're the best." "But good Sir Stitch, he let her go" "Though clearly he was dealt a blow" "A blow most painful and sad" "He felt dreadful, awful and bad" "What's the matter, upset that your friend dumped you?" "Face it, you knew she'd trade up someday." "What was that?" "Wait!" "Where are you going?" "You can't just leave me here with that thing stomping around out there!" "Don't you wanna keep arguing with me?" "Bring your great, yawning gullets to the Scots Guards' haggis-eating contest!" "Step right up, good man." "You look like you could eat many a platter." "Is contest where goal is to eat?" "Should be no problem." "The house is full." "Let's get started!" " On thy mark..." " Jumba!" " ... get set..." " Not now, 626." "I am busy winning contest." "Go find little girl." "...go!" "Make way for the queen!" " Huzzah!" "Huzzah, my loyal subjects!" " Oh, no." "You'll never guess what happened." "I was just leaning against a throne, loosening my bodice, next thing I know, I'm queen for the day!" " You really went up in a spaceship?" " Oh, yeah." "And I almost got taken all the way to another planet." "They probably would've eaten me." " Lilo!" " Stitch?" "I'm kind of busy with my friends right now." "Is he trying to tell you something?" "No." "He just acts weird sometimes." "So, anyway, I was in the spaceship, and I thought they'd cook me for dinner and serve me to their king." "Told you she wants normal friends." "Wait!" "Let me come with you!" "Look, I can't stand not having anyone to boss around." "At this point, I'll hang out with anybody, even you." "I was hoping they wouldn't cook me with cilantro 'cause I'm allergic." "So, where're we going?" "We're not here because of that thing, are we?" "I don't like this anymore." "Take me home." "Hey, come back!" "I'm never gonna get home with you in charge." "It's eating metal!" "And it's growing!" "You better have some kind of license or..." "This will be the most valuable..." "No." "It can't be." "Not you, trog!" "Hey, it's that guy that tried to steal my dog, Gigi." "Except he's grown a dorky moustache." "That would be my handiwork." "You look different." "Did you change your hair?" "I must have locked onto the trog instead of the monster." "No matter." "I'll just have to try again." "Boy, did I make a mistake hanging out with you!" " We're doomed!" " No worry." "Lilo will come." "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "That was fun." "I think my turtle fell asleep." "It never moved." "I think your turtle's dead." "Beware, miladies, of the beast Who's come to spoil the royal feast" "Oh, no." " Where should we hide?" " I say we hide at the blacksmith's." " No, the duelling buckets booth!" " We don't hide." "That ship is trying to catch the experiment, but we have to beat him to it." " But why?" " 'Cause we're the good guys, and the good guys don't chicken out just 'cause the bad guys have a gigantic spaceship with advanced alien technology." "Myrtle was right." "You really are weird." "Yeah." "Where are you going?" "I thought we were friends." "Now what am I supposed to do?" "The little lass was all alone" "Upon her wretched royal throne" "Not one single friend to help her" "All right already!" "Rock-a-hula." "I swear something's different about you." "New shoes?" "Wait, I got it." "Perm and red highlights!" "Hey, that was pretty funny what you did to that tubby guy." " You know, the face." " Really?" "You think so?" "Oh, yeah." "I know how to be mean to people." "What you did, it was special." "I'm glad you said that, 'cause I was afraid I wasn't pushing the envelope enough." " Thinking outside the box." " I hear ya." "Hey, I've got a prank I'm working on right now." "You wanna take a look?" "I mean, if you've got time." "I've got nothing but time." "Oh, right." "It's in the other room." "I call it "Ants in Gantu's Pants"." "That's figurative, by the way, but..." "That was so easy it was sad." "Come on, let's get out of here." "Computer, prepare to engage tractor beam." "Come to papa, abomination." "Warning, Capture containers have been unlocked," "What?" "!" "When I get my hands on 625..." " I can't see!" " Warning, Incoming poultry projectiles," "Ship to crash in ten seconds, Nine, eight..." "Take that, you clouted tickle-brained barnacle!" "Not to worry, peasants." "As your sovereign," "I promise to do something about all of this wretched mud." "My realm is under attack!" "Pleakley!" "Gantu was chasing an experiment, but..." "Celts!" "Invaders!" "Armada!" "Shall we call a meeting of the Privy Council?" "Just hide in here." "This wasn't the kind of privy I had in mind." "Stitch!" "Over here!" "Lilo!" " Oh, no!" " It's gonna eat us!" "I have to help Stitch." "Nobody throws Earth fowl appendages at me and gets away with it!" "You won't get away." "I'm much bigger than..." "Excuse me." "I need to get through here." "A volunteer!" "What's that you say?" "You need to get run through?" "Let us help you!" "Good thing he doesn't have a nose!" "Thanks, guys." "Sir Stitch, he slew the deadly beast" "Huzzah, Sir Stitch, huzzah" "Though oddly shaped and very small" "Sir Stitch did not ignore the call" "Hey!" "O woe to all in west or east" "Sir Stitch has failed to slay the beast" "He's blundered, floundered faltered, flopped" "His incompetence shan't be topped" "Huzzah!" "No!" "Really, I have a very important appointment." "I'm in a hurry!" "In a hurry, you say?" "Then we'd best quicken the pace, my friend!" " I need to make a deal with Gantu." " What sort of deal?" "I'll let you go, if you get the experiment away from Stitch." "Oh, I see." "Finally there's something that's too much of an abomination even for the trog." "Do you wanna deal, or what?" "Wait!" "Stitch, it's OK." "I let the experiment go." "I'd rather lose that experiment than lose my best friend." "Stitch, I'm really sorry I didn't treat you right." "I got carried away, 'cause I wanted the girls to like me." "But that's no excuse for neglecting you." "It's OK." "Myrtle?" "My friends!" "You've come back!" "Here's the thing." "We tried going with Lilo, and it didn't exactly work out." "So..." "We were thinking of going back to you." "But only if we do something besides play dolls all the time." "Oh, really?" "And what makes you think I would even take you back?" "I had a lot of fun without you." "I chased a monster, then I got sucked into a gigantic spaceship, then..." "Maybe this was a bad idea." "Yeah." "Being alone has made her weird." "Just kidding!" "So let's just be friends again." "And play less dolls." " Hey, guys." " No." "We don't wanna do anything with you, ever." "We are happy exactly as we are." "Right?" "Yeah!" "I was just gonna tell you they're giving out free cookie dough samples in the store." "But, for your information, we're happy exactly as we are, too." "Yeah!" "Hello?" "Are any of my loyal subjects out there?" "I've been captured!" "Help!" "Call the royal army!"