"BRAIN DRAIN" "Stinky, disgusting, filthy." "Bon appétit!" "Ugh!" "Can't wait till the automated feeder arrives." "That makes two of us, sister." "Poor Alice doesn't get much satisfaction from her work." "Let's not empathize with the zookeeper, Private." "It dulls your edge." "Kowalski, are you okay?" "Yeah, yeah." "I'm fine." "But my cold-fusion beverage chiller is about to obliterate every living creature within a 5-mile radius." "Splendid, another one of your inventions endangers us all." "Rico, terminate Kowalski's latest disaster." "If only I could boost my brainpower from super-genius to super-mega-genius." "Gosh, Kowalski, I think your brainpower's already tiptop." "You also think there's a little man in the fridge who turns the light on and off." "And one day I'll catch him." "No, my brain must be better." "And it will be!" "I will be the" "Ow!" "Not off to a great start." "I did it!" "I have supercharged my brain!" "Hey, new noggin?" "Good on you." "It's quite... bulbous." "Isn't it?" "All I had to do was irradiate massive quantities of omega-3 fatty acids then add" "Why am I even bothering?" "All you tiny-brained folk need to know is, I am now the smartest penguin on Earth!" "Weren't you already that?" "Well, yeah." "But I am way smarter now!" "I can do anything!" "Cure the common cold, solve string theory, calculate Pi to the millionth digit." "Yay, pie!" "Well, if anybody needs me, I'll be pushing the envelope of fluid structural dynamics and mode-coupled regenerative machines." "Pie?" "Yay!" "What is the chow hold-up?" "Fish!" "I'm a bit peckish, Skipper." "Where is Alice?" ""The automated animal feed distribution system takes the hassle and mess out of--"" "Blah, blah, blah." "Let's just fire this baby up." "Oh!" "Huh?" "Look, Maurice, the sky spirits are giving to us a fruiteous bounty!" "Huh?" "I got it, I got it!" "Yes!" "I'll never have to schlep food to these lazy animals again." "Ooh, looks like Alice got herself some heavy artillery." "Nice." "That's not all, is it?" "She can't expect us to share just one fish." "Did you miss the word "share"?" "Ahh!" "Kowalski." "I thought your big new noggin was gonna prevent these kind of shenanigans." "Did your cold-fusion beverage chiller go wrong again?" "No, it worked perfectly, along with the nuclear-powered bagel toaster, the positronic tongue cleaner and the subatomic nail trimmer." "So this was" "Ultrasonic earwax recycler." "Ew!" "I don't understand it." "My calculations were flawless!" "Oh-- oh" " I forgot to convert from metric." "How did I make such a stupid mistake?" "With my heightened-- you know, intelligence..." "stuff, I should be more gooder... at the thinking..." "thing." "Um, Kowalski." "That sounded kind of not so smartery." "You don't suppose that whose-a-dingit thing I did with my brain was just tempo-- tem-- tem" "Temporary?" "Uh-huh, that one." "I like peanuts and I like butter but I do not like peanut butter." "Weird!" "Something's gone horribly wrong with Kowalski's brain." "Private, until we resolve this, you're my new options guy." "Oh, man." "Yay!" "Now, how do we fix Kowalski?" "Options." "Oh." "Um..." "ask Kowalski?" "Rico, you're my new options man." "How do we fix Kowalski?" "Bing!" "Fine, we go with the Private's plan." "Kowalski, concentrate real hard." "How do we help you?" "Eggs are..." "egg-shaped." "That's funny." "Oh, boy." "So we're stuck with a stupid Kowalski." "Well, maybe it's a good thing." "I mean, we were all getting tired of his big, highfalutin' words like recalcitrant, right?" "I mean, what is that?" ""Recalcitrant."" "Do I look recalcitrant to you?" "Mm-hm." "Oh, yeah." "Up high!" "But Skipper" "No buts, Private." "I've had it with your buts." "Butts." "Let's concentrate on what we can fix, starting with our grub situation." "Operation Fish Fry is-- how did you even manage that?" "Can't hear you!" "Toilet stick on face!" "Seafood truck approaching." "Check." "I see it too." "I want those tires flatter than a flounder." "Right." "Deploying thumbtacks." "Um, anyone seen the thumbtacks?" "Hey." "Mm?" "Oh." "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" "Truck in position." "Well done, men." "Last chance." "Private, distract the driver." "Rico, neutralize the lock." "Kowalski?" "You keep doing whatever it is you're doing." "I guess." "Aye-aye, Skipper!" "You think you're so smart!" "Boys, do you smell what I smell" "This situation is not sustainable." "Yes." "I want the old Kowalski back." "Huh?" "Oh, yeah, that too." "I was talking about our lack of lunch." "It's that blasted feed system, squeezing the ever-loving life out of us." "I'm wasting away to nothing!" "Well, now, Skipper." "Not quite." "I mean, you've still got a bit of a spare tire, don't you?" "And some more on top of" "Gosh, you're thin." "We've got to slap that contraption into shape." "Yay a missio" "I forgot... how t... to swim!" "You're an aquatic bird, Kowalski!" "I'm a beaver?" "Rico, go diving for dummies." "I want a bungle-free operation." "Kowalski, you're on line duty." "I want you to follow this line." "And don't stop until you reach the end." "You comprende?" "Do you "understande"?" "I'm on it, Skipper!" "Follow the line, follow the line." "Follow the line, follow the line." "Follow the le,e, follow the line-- ahh!" "Ah!" "I've lost the line!" "Where is the line?" "You just crossed it, buddy boy." "One fish?" "Ridiculous!" "Let's slap a zero on that bad boy." "Ten fish!" "Well done, Skipper." "Good, but it's missing a little something." "Ooh, I know." "Yay!" "Just got to let these computers know who's boss." "I was in a tree." "Listen to me, computer!" "I am the boss!" "Hey, guys." "I added eleventeen zeros." "Hey!" "Ahh!" "No, no." "I do not want penguin for lunch." "Gives me the gasses." "Perhaps another water bird." "Is the beaver fresh today?" "Nothing personal, you understand." "Line!" "I found you!" "Oh, boys, it won't be long before we're hip-deep in halibut." "Oh, Skipper!" "I lost the line for a while but I found it again!" "Ow!" "Hey!" "It's raining fish." "On my head." "Skipper, I think that might be more than 100 fish." "Help!" "I forgot... how to..." "swim in fish!" "Kowalski!" "Mm!" "Fish?" "Yup, that's fish." "I like fish." "They taste nummy." "And they have googly eyes." "And they travel in schools." "Schools." "That's because they're so smart." "No, that's not right." "Fish are stupid but" "Eureka!" "Oh, the brain is back, baby!" "Kowalski!" "Are you smart again?" "Or at least less stupid?" "Do alkaline earth metals have a +2 charge?" "He's back." "But how did you restore your beautiful mind?" "Fish are brain food." "Brain food?" "Yes." "You see, fish are rich in omega-3 fatty acids like eicosa-pentanoic acid and its brainy buddy docosahexaenoic acid." "Boring!" "It sure is nice to have the old Kowalski back." "It sure is, young Private."