"Once again, Yankee Doodle Pigeon flies another vital mission  using evasive tactics in an effort to elude that scourge of the skyways  Dick Dastardly and his fearless Vulture Squadron." "But what's this?" "Looks like Dick Dastardly has a stack tactic of his own." "Fearless flyers of the Vulture Squadron, it's up to us to stop that pigeon." "Let's go, go, go!" "I'm going to have to knock off those pep talks." "Hey, Zilly, let's Operation Inner Tube." "Operation Inner Tube?" "Oh, no, not that." "Drat that silly dropout." "Muttley, fetch." "Nice work, Muttley." "Give me, give me." "What?" "You expect a medal for that?" "Oh, all right." "Now, let me see..." "Here's a nice one." "There you are." "Wear it in good health, Muttley." "Dinky medal." " Are you ready, Zilly?" " Ready." " Commence Operation Slingshot." " Right." "I just know this birdcage trap isn't going to work." "Here, pidgey-widgey." "Nice pidgey-widgey." "I knew it, I knew it." "I knew it wouldn't work." "Oh, no!" "Zilly, go back!" "Sorry, chief." "Why, for two cents I'd have you transferred to the north pole, Zilly!" "And for a cent more, I'd have Muttley and Klunk join you." "It's for you, D.D." "Hello?" "Oh, yes." "Yes, general." "We goofed again." "What?" "You say you're sending an efficiency expert out to shape us up?" "Oh, yes, sir." "We'll be expecting him." "Okay, you ugly ducklings, you gotta shape up." "And try to look like a flying squadron when that efficiency expert gets here." "That must be him now." " You're the efficiency expert?" " That's right." "I.B. Smartly is the name." "So much for formalities." "A minute wasted is a minute lost." "Let's get busy, busy, busy with the aptitude test, gentlemen." "On your marks, get set, go!" "Time's up, gentlemen." "Let me have your papers." "Very interesting." "Mr. Klunk, Mr. Zilly, and Mr. Dastardly, you are definitely in the wrong business." "Ever thought of taking up plumbing?" " Plumbing?" " Plumbing?" "But Mr. Muttley is different." "He shows a natural ability at leadership." "I therefore recommend that he takes command of this squadron." "Will you do it, Mr. Muttley?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "What?" "Me take orders from Muttley?" "It'll be a rainy day in May before I take orders from that mutt." "Hello?" "Oh, it's you, general." "Muttley." "And stop that pigeon." "Yes, sir." "Man the planes, men." "Dastardly, fetch." "Yes, sir." "Right away, sir." "Charge!" "Flyboys." "Now Muttley is getting some of his own medicine." "Are you guys ready for Operation Chopping Block?" " Ready." " I guess I am too." "This will make Muttley look bad." "It always fails." "Here comes the pigeon, and he's headed right for us." "He's coming closer, closer." "Cleaver away!" "Oh, dear." "We missed the pigeon." "See, what did I tell you?" "It never works." "Okay, men, we'll try again." "Steady now, men, steady." "Here he comes." "Cleaver away!" "Dastardly, do something." "Right, sir." "I'll do something." "Well, don't I get a medal for this?" "Let me see." "Rotten, dinky medal." "Gentlemen, there's been a terrible mistake." "I got Mr. Muttley's test mixed up with Mr. Dastardly's test." "And it should be Mr. Dastardly in command." "Hello?" "Oh, of course, general." "Here, it's for you." "Sorry about that, general, I goofed." "Well, I guess you know who's in command now." "And as for you, Muttley you're going to spend the next year in the doghouse." "Stop that pigeon!" "Dick Dastardly." "Hi, Klunk, what's up?" "Zilly, you're just in time to see me test my new quick-dry clothes dryer." "According to my calculations, when I the engine, the wind from the prop will:" "And these clothes will be dry in one minute flat." "Contact." "I've heard of getting caught in a plane's prop wash but this is ridiculous." "The chief is back from furlough." "I'm here, you lucky people." "Let's give him the red-carpet treatment." "Did you miss me?" "We never miss." "Hut, two, three, four." "Hut, two, three, four." "Squad, halt." "One, two." "That does it, Muttley." "It's the guardhouse for you until you keep your mind on your job." "You'll have to be an escape artist to get out of here." "Now, stop dreaming and stay awake." "Dick Dastardly." "You'll have to be an escape artist to get out of here." "Presenting the marvelous Muttdini  world's greatest escape artist." "That Muttdini is making me look bad." "I'll have to get rid of him." "And now the magnificent Muttdini will escape from a trunk  inside a trunk  while suspended from a bridge." "I'll show him who's the best magician around here." "I'll save you, Muttley." "But who'll save me?" "I can't swim." "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "My hero." "Muttley!" "You were daydreaming again." "This time I'm taking away your medals." "Let that be a lesson to you." "Magic magnet." "Klunk says we're ready to take off with another cartoon." "Oh, dear." "High above the earth, the Vulture Squadron is on the prowl." "Their mission, stop Yankee Doodle Pigeon from getting through  and delivering his secret messages." "Relentlessly they search the skies, each man alert, tense, ready for action." "Are you ready for action, men?" " Ready." " Action always terrifies me." "Yankee Doodle Pigeon at 6 o'clock." "Follow me!" "Muttley, fetch." "What the...?" "Watch where you're going, you silly Zilly." "Hello?" "Oh, of course we're going to stop the pigeon, general but we'll need new airplanes." "Drat and double drat." "There are no more planes left." "We're grounded." "Why don't we:" "Buy an airplane?" "Say, that's a great idea, Klunk." "I'm glad I thought of it." ""Bargain Bill's Used Planes Lot."" "Come on fellas, let's go in." "Yes, may I help you?" "How much is this old wreck?" "That beautiful job is only $3000." "Guaranteed for three minutes or three miles, whichever occurs first." " Three thousand dollars, eh?" "I'll give you 10 bucks, take it or leave it." "Tell you what I'll do." "Throw in the mutt's medal, and the plane is yours." "It's a deal." "My medal." "Let him have it, Muttley." "That's an order." "Hand it over, pooch." "We're doing about seven miles an hour but at least we're flying." "Stop pulling my moustache, Muttley." "I see him." "The pigeon is diving." "Maybe we can catch him going downhill." "Diving makes me nervous." "Zilly!" "Stop shaking before you shake the plane apart." "Hello?" "Oh, it's you, general." "You say I sound like I'm down in a hole?" "Well, maybe it's because I am in a hole." "Have you any new planes for us yet?" "You heard the general, Klunk." "He has no new planes to send us." "Can you build something from these old wrecks?" "Sure, chief." "I'll... a couple of..." "and I'll... a thing." "What did he say?" "What did he say?" "He says he's got a great idea." "Well, this had better work, Klunk, or I'll klunk you." "All you gotta do is... over the cliff." "There goes the pigeon." "And here goes nothing." "Well, what do you know, it works." "Drat, I missed." "Muttley!" "It's medal time." "You missed!" "You'll get no medal for a near miss, Muttley." "Why, you cheapskate." "A tack?" "What's that for?" "Are you serious, Klunk?" "Flying with an engine tied to my back?" "Hero." "He says it's foolproof, chief." "You can be a big hero." "It's the pigeon." "It's your turn to be a hero, Zilly." "Go get him!" "But I don't wanna be a hero." "Zilly, you knot-head." "Now there's no one to control it." "Yikes!" "Everyone take cover!" "Muttley!" "Do something!" "Quick!" "Hello?" "Oh, yes, general." "Yes, we're still trying to stop the pigeon." "Have the new planes arrived?" "Still no planes." "What are you standing there for, Klunk?" "Build something." "As Yankee Doodle Pigeon starts on his last mission of the day  the Vulture Squadron takes to the air in Klunk's secret weapon:" "A flying dump truck." "Klunk, this has got to be the dumbest contraption you have contrapted yet." "Honest, chief, you'Il:" "He said you'll get the ride of your life." "After him, Muttley." "Shift into high gear." "Eenie, meenie, minie, mo." "Muttley!" "Catch me!" "Give me, give me." "We'll discuss the medal situation later." "Get after that pigeon!" "Now get ready, men." "We're gaining on him." "Get him, Klunk." "Right." "I... missed." "Here he comes." "Get him, Zilly." " Did I get him?" " You missed, you dummyhead." "I'll get him myself." "I guess I missed too." "Hello?" "What's that, general?" "You say that the new planes have arrived at the airfield?" "Thank you, general." "Thank you." "At least we have one plane left." "Drat and double drat." "Give me, give me." "Does that mean you want a medal for getting us down safe?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Well, I'm taking this one back for wrecking our new planes." "Cheapskate." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"