"Our gallant courier, Yankee Doodle Pigeon  pours on the speed as he attempts to stay ahead of Dick Dastardly..." "That's me." "... and his deadly Vulture Squadron." "That's us." "It looks bad for Yankee Doodle Pigeon  because the squadron is using the dreaded catapult plane." "When I pull this lever, the... catapults the rock and the... zaps the pigeon." "Okay, men." "Sock him on the back with the rock." "Right, chief." "Oh, dear." "Is he ever going to be mad at us." "And... how." "Muttley!" "Would you like a nice big medal?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Who am I?" "Where am I?" "What am I doing here?" "Who am I?" "Where am I?" "It's the pigeon." "Let's... him." "Aren't you coming, chief?" "Chief?" "Chief who?" "Coming where?" "Why, to... the pigeon." "What pigeon?" "Why would I want to... a pigeon?" "It's for you, chief." "Hello?" "To whom am I speaking?" "General?" "General who?" "I don't know any generals." "General, sir, the chief had a blow on his head and it looks like he can't remember who he is." "The General says maybe another blow on the head will cure him." "Whoever you are, that wasn't very nice." "Come on, D.D., there's no... time to lose." " I think I'm gonna like this setup." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Come on, you two." "Let's... the pigeon." "I'll stay here in case the General calls back." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Me too." "Oh, I'll... both of you." " Klunkhead." "Klunk says when we fly over the pigeon, we dump this 800 gallons of glue on him." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "You fly the plane, chief." "I'll tell them when to... the glue." "Fly?" "The plane?" "I don't know how to fly a plane, but I'll try." "How's this?" "We didn't stop the pigeon, but maybe we cured the chief." "Where am I?" "What am I doing here?" "No luck." "He still doesn't remember a thing." "With Dick Dastardly suffering from a loss of memory  Klunk takes command  and the Vulture Squadron carries on with Operation Grab Bag." "We'll... with the bag." "What?" "What?" "He said we'll dive on the pigeon and pop the bag to snag him." "Pigeon?" "What pigeon?" " Pigeon." "Pop the bag!" "Drat and... double drat." " Paper bag." "We're all set for..." "Operation Big Brother, men." "This will really... the pigeon." "All your inventions are for the birds, Klunk, but this is ridiculous." "If you think you can sneak up on the pigeon because that looks like his big brother, you do it." "I'm staying here." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Me too." "How about a... medal, Muttley?" "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Not till you... fetch Zilly." "All right, I'm going, I'm going." "And so Klunk's latest invention, Big Brother, takes to the air." " We're gaining on him." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Okay, chief." "You can... pop him now." "Where am I?" "What am I doing in this silly satchel?" "Just... the pigeon, chief." " The pigeon?" "Why?" "Never mind why." "Just grab him so we can land this dumb invention and be safe." "Oh, well." "I'll try." "Hello?" "The General wants to know if you're over your lapse of memory, chief." "Memory?" "What memory?" "Who's the General, and who are you?" "Don't worry, sir, I'll see that we... the pigeon." "We're ready for Operation Battering Ram, men." "Do you..." "Muttley?" "He said, "Do you know what to do when we chase the pigeon toward you?"" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "He knows, Klunk." "Oh, dear." "Oh, my." "What am I doing here?" "Who am I?" "Where... am I?" "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "Oh, dear." "Come on, come on, you goof-offs." "Don't try to pull that old lost-my-memory gag on me." "We've got to stop that pigeon." "Pigeon?" "What pigeon?" " Who's that guy?" " I don't know." "Who are you?" " I don't... know." " What are we doing here?" "Drat and double drat." "They've really flipped their goggles." "Klunk says we're ready to take off with another cartoon." "Oh, dear." "It's the pigeon!" "Everybody into the plane!" "Let's go, let's go!" "Hey, wait for me!" "You can't leave without your leader." "Do something, Muttley!" "Muttley, the cliff!" "Oh, that was close." "Stop that snickering and pull me up, Muttley." "That's an order." "Enough of this horseplay." "Get down to business and stop that pigeon!" "Don't worry, chief." "With my... mower attachment we'll... mow him down." "Well, I don't wanna see any more of this." "Get back in uniform where you belong, Zilly." "I'll... bring him back, chief." "Hey, let go." "Let me go." "There you are." "Get back in... uniform." "What are you doing here?" "Now, stay there." "If you guys are through playing hide-and-go-seek we'll get back to catching that pigeon." "Start that mower going." "Klunk, will you get this oversized lawn mower back into the air where it belongs." "I can't." "The grass is too... heavy." "I knew it." "Something like this always happens." "Look out!" "You're headed for an underpass." "With a knucklehead squadron like this, I wish I was on the pigeon's side." "Oh no!" "They're not coming back too?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "It's every man for himself!" "And that includes dogs!" "Klunk, turn that mowing monstrosity off!" "I can't." "The... is broken." "Lucky we found this sheer drop of 4000 feet." "Four thousand feet?" "!" "Well, don't just fall there." "How's about coming up with one of those famous Muttley rescues?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Now, that's using the old head for something besides a hat rack." "Butterfingers." "Our problem is, men, we're dealing with a very clever pigeon here." "So to outsmart him, we're going to have to think like a pigeon sleep like a pigeon, and eat like a pigeon." "This sleeping in a nest is for the birds." "I dreamed I was a woodpecker last night and when I woke up I'd pecked my way through the dining room table." "Yeah, and birdseed for... breakfast gives me indigestion." "Well, this is the way it's going to be until you catch that pigeon." "It's the pigeon!" "After him." "And remember, think like a pigeon." "Bunch of birdbrains." "Great design for a plane, Klunk." "You're really beginning to think like a bird." "Yeah:" "There's the pigeon, Klunk!" "Now what do we do?" " Drop an egg on him, what else?" " Good thinking." "This will mean extra birdseed for you tomorrow." "Scramble one." "How do you like your eggs?" " Soft-boiled." " Make mine over easy." "And so, still using his birdbrain, Klunk comes up with a brainstorm:" "His flying birdhouse." "There he is!" "Let him have it with the popcorn guns." "Popcorn guns, coming up." "I hope you haven't lost sight of the fact that our thinking is still for the birds..." " Like the birds." " Oh, no, sir." "I'm still thinking like a... birdbrain." "Then, pray tell me, what has that got to do with pigeons?" " Pigeons deliver messages, right?" " Right." "Messages are delivered to... mailboxes, right?" " Right." " So meet the... flying mailbox." "Say, that's a good idea." "And so, armed with sound pigeon-type thinking and a flying mailbox  the Vulture Squadron once again attempts to catch that pigeon." "Yankee Doodle Pigeon, any airmail special deliveries?" "Here, pidgey, pidgey." "Here, pidgey, pidgey." "Somebody go stop that train." "Not me." "I'm thinking like a chicken." "Me too." "I feel like I've been run over by a 40-car freight train." " I counted 44." " Not including the... caboose." "Hello?" "What's that?" "You've got a great idea?" "You're sending someone out to take charge who thinks more like a pigeon?" "Yes, sir." " Yes, sir." "Right away, sir." " Anything you say, sir." "Right, chief." "Look alive there." "Ship up or shape out." "And stop that pigeon!" "That's an order." "Stop that pigeon!" " Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." " Yes, sir." "This lack of activity makes me want to shout." "It's so quiet you can hear a pin drop!" "That's one pin he didn't hear." " Who washed my uniform and shrunk it?" " We did, chief." "Klunk's new laundry soap is so strong, it shrinks everything." "Well, is it possible to unshrink my uniform to fit me?" "No, chief." "But it is possible to shrink you to fit your uniform." "We're going to the movies, Muttley and when we get back, I expect all those dishes to be washed." "Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to begin the world championship swimming race across the English Channel." "Pitting the skills of "Dog Paddle" Muttley against the derring-do of "Flutter Kick" Dastardly." "On your marks, get set, go." "There they go, ladies and gentlemen." "And may the best man or dog win." "Is he kidding?" "There's only one possible winner:" "Me." "Because I'm much too clever to be beaten by any dumb mutt." "I always knew the Australian crawl would come in handy someday." "I've got just the thing to slow that mutt down." " Catfish." "That mutt is about to find himself in an explosive situation." "And first across the finish line is "Dog Paddle" Muttley." "Gee, that was a great movie." "Too bad Muttley couldn't go." "He really loves those surfing pictures." "Surfing shmurfing." "He better have those dishes washed." "Muttley!" " Hanging ten." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"