"Abunchof friends at a cabin in the mountains." "Lotsofalcohol,laughter." "We had fun." "Andthendo younot fucking a squad nazi zombies woke up." "Iknow." "It sounds like a cliché,   butthat'swhathappened." "Yousee,we foundsomething." "Somethingweshouldnot ." "OldNazigold." "Andso" "  hell broke loose." "theykilledus ." "A" "byone." "One of them bit me." "ButI knew how I could fix it." "girlfriendHanna" "Her" "Theytookherand ." "Ifoundgold." "Gaveitback." "Andtheyletmego." "IthoughtIwas safe." "Iwaswrong." "Take that damn coin and go to hell where you came from!" "Shit, shit, shit" "Okay, Okay" "(coughing and getting vomiting)" "I knew we should not have touched the casket." "Stay awake now." "Stay awake." "That'sa goodquestion,Toralf." "Of all migratory birds -  -there'sachap that really stand out." "Namely,arcticterns, or Sterna paradisaea." "coastalbound, surface-feeding seabirds." "grouphavterner" "Havternenmaneuvergracefully in the air like a" "Troops, Sieg Heil!" "Talvik FISH" ""Yes?" "What have we here?" "Martin, can you hear me?" "Hey, Martin." "Welcome back." "Martin, you crashed your car." "A bad crash." "You are lucky to be alive." "There is more than one can say about your friends." "Have you seen" "Have you seen creatures?" "The things" "Have the police caught them?" "Or army?" "Roy and Erlend?" " Hanna?" " We found friends." "All of them." "Dead." "Hanna was your girlfriend, right?" "Very beautiful." "We found her too." "With an ax driven into the neck." "And your fingerprints on the shaft." "Do you have any idea how it could happen?" "They came up from" "From the snow." "Creatures." "Nazi." "We stuck, but" "Nazis coming out of the ground?" "Absurd." "Are you sure that he does not have brain damage?" "Please call the family and say he is awakened." "Ask the Attorney send a car." "And four additional men." "You're ready to be transported." "They're out there yet." "They will kill again if we do not stop them." "We should not stop anyone." "I've seen what you've done." " You're right in jail." " No one knows what happened there." "Only you know that." "And it's not just bad news." "When we found you, you were badly injured." "Your right arm was torn across." " It was not torn" " When we found you, it was cold." "The snow had chilled all, and it was very good." " And did we arm the car." " In the car?" "It was slightly bruised and quite pale, a little strange, basically,   but the operation was a success." "We managed to stick your arm again." "No, no, no" " That's not my arm." " Relax." "It is Satan's arm!" "It is Satan's arm!" "calm down." "No, that's not me!" "No!" "It's not me!" "What the hell ...?" "Stop!" "Randi?" "You need to settle down to take out dentures later." "Tonight I'm ready for a little hue." "From him that got away." "nameless GERMAN SOLDIERS WHO FELL IN WAR" "Bakken." "Hot." "The men have rotted." "We need more people." "Fittel?" "s!" "You scared me, Nils." "I can not take anymore nonsense." "I've had a damn long day." "A wedding, a funeral and confirmation." "She's one confirmant was the damn fine, then." "If I had only been ten years younger   and not a priest, of course" "Nils?" "Come on!" "Sieg" "Heil." "Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil" "They came down from the mountain." "I saw them." "Hey!" "Hello!" "They're coming!" "They're going to kill everyone!" "Hey." "Hey, you there." "Yeah, you." "Hello." "I saw your arm." "It's really tough." "I took pictures." "It's totally sick." "But tough." "I can not really be here." "I snuck in like a ninja." "My name is Bobby." "I'm on vacation with mom." "She ate anything bad fish yesterday," "Tough." "Real tough." "It looks burnt out." "And old." "Like a zombie arm." "Zombies are tough." "Zombies?" "I have to take it." "They ask if I can provide more information." "More than just a picture of the arm." "Who?" "What?" "Zombie Squad." "They want to know more." "They are zombie experts from the United States." "They have prepared themselves for a zombie attack for years." "Can they get here?" "Tell them to come here right away." "They can kill the zombies!" " Have you seen them?" "Fins they?" " Yes." " Can you let me loose?" " I do not know if I should." " I have chocolate." " Have you?" "Yes, I have chocolate." "I could brought it to you if" " Double-triple-nougat." " Oh my God ...!" "I'll take this." "Come on." "You can do it." "Help me with the other." " Can I get chocolate now?" " I have not." " No chocolate?" " Shut the fuck up." "I got out." "Hey!" "That's not what it looks like." "Stop!" "(a mobile rings)" "Hello?" "Daniel Heffernan, looking Zombie Squad." "Can I talk to Bobby?" "Bobby. "" "  Bobby, he" " I do not speak the language of Tor." " Is  Bobby  there?" " Bobby was killed by zombies." "God" " Is this Zombie Squad?" " 10-4 Martin, and willow on the way." "But first, we must have the most information." "All you have." "Well" "We went up to the cabin, and there was a bunch " " Nazi zombies, and the" "Yes,theykilledusall." "Exceptme." "And" "I had to cut off my arm, but the" "Now the arm" "But they would have again the treasure, and" "  Were any  of  you bite?" "  All was bitten." "But we were not one of them." "We only" "We just died." "Listen, Martin." "Listen carefully." "It's not ordinary zombies   hungry for human flesh." "These zombies are cursed." "gonnagetsomething that was stolen from them." " Or perform a mission." " They called him Herzog." "They called him Herzog." "Martin from the North, we are on the way soon." "andwe'lltakecareof this outbreak." "Weareprofessionals." "Meanwhile,    so find out what they are looking for, their goal." "Cheers." "Zombie Squad." "They are" "They are professionals." "Theyarebadass ." "Okay, girls." "It looks like we are going to Norway." "Norway?" "No way." "It's the other side of the Earth." "And how do we know it's true?" "What if it's nonsense, Daniel?" "You saw the picture." "It's a real infected arm." "All the characters are there." "Rotten skin and hair, dark blood." " This is true." " It can be dangerous." "There are zombies, damn, of course it's dangerous!" "We've been waiting for a chance to prove that we are right." "For years we have said that the only a matter of time - before the first outbreak occurs." "And what have we got an answer?" "Laughter." "Spott." "Pull Panties." "But who was right?" " Who laughs last?" " We, or?" "Damn!" "Was not that why we founded the Zombie Squad?" " He's right." " Fucking right." "And if we do not go there and help them " " Who should do it?" " What do we do then?" "'Yes!" "' We need to know as much as possible Herzog about this guy." "And if Martin and Northern Norway." "Everything." "Wait!" "Owners must not find out about this." " You mean father and mother?" " Yes, but" " We just can not say it to them." " Roger that." "Official Members Zombie Squad USA" " Oh my God ...!" " Now we are looking." "It went better than usual." "I've poured coffee." " It's the cold." " Because you're 40 minutes late." "I'm in the winter." "The DST system   is completely idiotic." "What do you have?" "Not much." "The boy Petra Have shoplift again." "They should have done that in Iran." "By hands." "When he had learned." "And Ove dog has pooed the Olsens garden." " Shoot him" " Olsen?" "Do not Olsen." "Shoot the dog!" "Then we have lectures to school about the harms of using marijuana." "lame!" "There was one thing, then." "From ?" "ksfjord." "?" "ksfjord?" "It is not our district." "Martin Hykkerud escaped from the hospital yesterday." "Martin Hykkerud?" "He who killed his friends on top of the mountain?" "Yes." "He escaped yesterday and killed a little boy and a policeman   by fling a Mercedes star in the face at him." " Kutta the Mercedes star?" " Yes." " What Oslo?" " About Mercedes star?" "If Hykkerud case!" "We have to have extra people, they get sent a team up." "Sent a team up?" "Extra people?" "Where the hell do I get money extra people come from?" "I do not even have money new batteries for cars." "Okay." "Right." "What?" "Were we not agreed to have a casual look here?" "Continue." "OMGI expectedHoth, but this is much more Ender." "You just references Star Wars?" " Yeah, what else?" "Star Trek?" " It is based at least in science." " I've Mirror Martin." " Where is he?" " Isnestoften." " Good." "Come on!" "Wait." "We must do something first." " Yeah, I have to pee." " No!" "armed us." "Where you really ruined it." "It would be easier if we could purchase weapons here." "What the fuck is wrong this country?" "MUSEUM OTHER WORLD" "Can I help you?" "Too much coffee." "Just go ahead, you." "You better about moving on." "This is a war museum, huh?" "Yes." "Yes, and" "Do you have any information about the Germans?" "Help!" "Look at me!" "I do not have time for this." "They're coming, and we must stop them!" " I have two kittens home!" " Shut up!" "Just help me." "Please." " Do you have information about Einsatz?" " Yes." " Second floor." " Second floor." "Where the hell are you?" " What are you looking for?" " Herzog." "Buddy with Hitler." " Cozy, huh?" " Do not touch the exhibit." ""Herzog became head of Einsatz in 1942." "He was sent to Northern Norway to protect warships   as the Germans concealed in the fjords." "He was ?" "ksfjord to inspect ship Scharnolsht as" "Scharnholst." "When Tirpitz, the German navy's biggest warships,   was attacked by British bombers in Talvik   after Norwegian spies had revealed the ship's position." "Humiliated by the attack on the Tirpitz Hitler ordered Herzog - to kill the entire population of 800 men and women in Flintstone. " Was he He was on his way?" "He was on his way to Talvik that night they were slaughtered in ?" "ksfjord?" "On behalf of Hitler." "A mission that was never performed." "That's it." "Exactly what is it." "They will destroy Talvik." "Where" "Herzog was going from ?" "ksfjord   which is here." "And he was going to Flintstone." "It's here." "Where are we now?" "Here." "Isnestoften." "It is the in between." "(screaming outside)" "You are recruiting!" "They make new soldiers." "Can they do it now?" "Fuck!" "Okay, they come here." "They come here." "I will not die in a museum with a guy in a green jogging suit." "Calm down." "You will die." "But relax." "Not today." "There!" "Let's see what this thing can do." "What kind of things?" "What did you do?" "You killed them only without" "There's arm, man." "Before I could not control it, but now makes it known what I think." "You're not even sweating." "Do not worry about it." "They build bigger." "Fucking much larger." "There are too many and even for the arm." "So much death." "All this unnecessary death." "(whimpering)" "Fuck!" "You did it like he bastard in place." "You just" " You" " No, it was the arm." "It was the arm." "He does not attack" "Did you see that?" "I hit it!" "I hit it!" "I did it fuck me!" "I hit it right in the eye." "Capture." " First Zombie Squad murder." " One, two ... Orange!" "Did you know?" "We talked on the phone." "Daniel Blake and Monica." "We're Zombie Squad." " Damn it" " It's true, people died." "And it was a real zombie." "You killed him." " It is absolutely unimaginable." " Conc bit here now." "Sorry." "We are more professional than this." " Are you Zombie Squad?" " Yep." " You are the Zombie Squad." " Yes, we are." "Sorry." "I was just expecting something else." "He did well, when he woke up this morning." "Because I hit him in the face with an ax." " How did you find me?" " We Mirror Your iPhone, of course." "We're fucking nerds." "Technology is our thing." "Enough small talk." "What have you found out?" "What are they looking for?" "Revenge." "(engine noise)" "That's insane!" "You?" "Have Capability?" "The force is strong with him." "Fine, it" "Martin, that's how we defeat them." " What?" " I think" "We create an army we." "I gathered as much information as possible on the way here." "Especially if Herzog." "To defeat the enemy, you must know him." "This is Lieutenant Stavarin from the Soviet army." "Him and his battalion was captured at Kursk." "They were brought here a prisoner of war." "In 1944, they sent to Kvenangsfjellet - to build a road." "When the road was finished, shit was real hell." "All prisoners were shot." "Shot to death!" "No one survived." "And the man who directed this?" "Herzog." "The bodies are buried there yet." "Buried in the frozen ground." "Preserved." "They are waiting." " What are they waiting for?" " The same as Herzog." "Revenge." "And guess who will help them with that." " He who can raise the dead?" " Hell, yeah ...!" "You must dovetail Herzog and give me the most possible time." " And if that does not work?" " I need to." "We just have to find Stavarin, wake him from the dead   and take him to Talvik so he can fight against Herzog." "Easy." "Besides" "we help." "Then we go." "He's our last hope." "Look, a tank." "(a sound from outside)" " Visit now?" " It was early." "(sound)" "Hello?" "(baby cries)" "Look." "His army grows." "Is there more places before going Flintstone?" " Just a few houses." " Good." "When he uses the ones he has now." "Pretty much." "Before he kills the residents of Talvik, and take them." " How many live there?" " About 3000." " Holy Father!" " We need to slow them as much as we can." " Look there." "Can you run one of these?" " Sure." "But I'm from Northern Norway." "I do not know what does." "Lightweight bags, folks." "We're leaving." "Now!" "What the deepest hell happened here?" "What the technicians?" "It's not technicians, just Tom and Ole in a white coat." "They thought it looked a little more professionally out." "NCIS should be herein night." " Do we have any witnesses?" " If you get the seagulls to chatting happily." "gulls, yes." "Then you have a damn good invention." "A gadget that translates seagull language to human language." "He who finds a way are fucking rich." "Get the bodies of Talvik before gulls eat them up." "And take the damn many pictures, otherwise NCIS cut off my balls." "Here are photos from the surveillance camera." "Is not that where ...?" "To me deep in guttefitta mi." "Okay, guys, guys!" "We're in a hurry." "Come on!" "Come on, damn it!" "We have things to do!" "There they are." "And they have a tank." "Yeah, they stole it from the museum." "Fuck!" " What is it?" " A huge tank and 40-50 zombies." "No, no, no." "There there." "What is it?" "A copy of binoculars Han and Chewie used on Hoth." "Did you Nice to know." "All Hoth scenes   was filmed here in Norway." "At a place called Finse." "Could we instead focus a bit of Nazi zombies?" " What do we do?" " The Daniel said Sinke them." "Look." "We must let them see us, and lure them out into the marsh." "And when they're stuck, blow we them with fertilizer bombs ours." "It sounds really impossible." "And how do we lure them out there?" "We need bait." "Live bait." "We have someone proves them." "One who is quick on their feet." "One who knows the marsh and not get stuck." "What?" "No." "No." "I do not go out into the marsh." "I can also be stuck." "The things there   they are zombies who will rip off my face!" "Is not Talvik hometown?" " Yeah." " You must love somebody." "Yes." "There is a particular ma ..." "A woman I love." " With long hair and big boobs." " Do it for "her"." "Just run them here, we'll do the rest." "Understood?" "You?" "Martin?" " Yeah?" " Are you okay?" "Yeah." "First we awaken one battalion of Nazi zombies   and now I'm resurrecting a bunch of dead Russians." "your arm, your power,   is the only thing that can stop Herzog." "Remember that." "Our failure " " He will get more and more power, for no one can stop him more." "And that, my friend, is a huge tub of shit" " we do not want to live in." "Oh, God." "It smells disgusting." "How can stink fill the car already?" " He's just a little carsick." " It smells awful." "No!" "Fuck, so disgusting!" "It stinks." "I did not know it was ugly-nosed congress in the city." "Come and get me, then." "Come and get me if you dare." "Move it!" "Stop!" " They follow him." " Not Herzog men." "Now they have seen us." "We kill these here, he will take us." "Come on, Glenn!" " Run faster!" " Faster!" "Yes!" "Come on, Glenn!" "Yes, rush" " Run, Glenn!" " Faster!" "Run, run!" "Please" "Yes!" "Oh, Blake!" "USA, USA!" "USA!" "Fire." "Hey." "The tank moves." "It bodes well not good." "Run!" "Run!" "Oh, my God!" "Talvik." "Now." "Hey." " Where are we?" " We are approaching." "But we're stuck." " Can I push?" " I do not think it helps." " Is it far?" "We can go." " We do not have much time." "If we could just find something   we can put the car so we get better traction." "Then I could have got us loose." "(whimpering scared)" " There you are, yes." " Satan lives to accommodate all equal." "Kj?" "la is absolutely stuffed full." "We had to throw the rest in the garage." " Sounds like a perfect solution." " Thank you." "Most Germans and French." "Hardly the vacation they envisioned." "To get worn off his head and arms and get entrails torn out?" "Unless they like that kind of kinky stuff." " Should you do that?" " No." " Should not NCIS been here now?" " It gave a lot in Alta." "The plane could not land." "They are here in the morning, they say." " It's perfect." " What?" "Now, we fucking show people what we're made of here." "We here at Talvik Police find Martin Hykkerud itself." "We'll get him." "We." "We'll be heroes." "Do not they pissed dress dressed, homofriserte   sushi-eating hestkukene south." "Beef boys" "Brief guys." "Send photos to all gossips throughout Talvik." "he stopped to pee, I know the color and smell of urine." " Odour and color." " And make ready their weapons." "Now we shoot anything other than seagulls, for once." "Do you think all this work?" "I mean, seen again we have raised the Russians." "What we prevent them to kill us?" "I do not know what happens." "But for him to judge   you are his master." "I hope I will be yours." "Hopefully." "I do not know." "It's never happened accordingly   mysterious voodoo zombie stuff." "I've never seen anything like this before." "I've seen a thousand zombie movies and this is not going anywhere." "You've created a whole new genre here." "Do we have a battalion nazi zombies against us - there are worse things than to have some Russian zombies." "He must die." "Herzog." "For what he did." "We must kill him." "I must kill him." "For Hanna." " Here it is." " Yes." "Yes, it's here." "Herzog killed Stavarin and 50 of his men here." "So they must be buried here in the frozen soil." "How do we do it?" "In the same way   as with him." "I put my hand on his head." "Okay." "Right." "To dig up all takes several weeks." "You have to wake them, on a one way or another." "Lord." "Yes, damn it!" "He was first seen here." "In ?" "ksfjord." "And next time here." "Museum at lsnestoften." "So it looks as though he goes south." "Perhaps there." "We have a problem." "A gang dressed as Germans going crazy out there?" "Bananas?" "They killed loads of different people." "We have not had a murder since 74 and suddenly there Ragnarok." "Okay, everybody, listen up!" "Shoot first, ask later!" "There's nobody here." "We have sent the the door." "They're gone." "Since you can not can complete the mission,   you can just turn around and go back to your snow cave." "Some have grown a bit since last time." "Become bit bigger." "I also took a couple buddies the dance." "Is not it a bit grumpy when someone you thought was dead   coming back to kill you?" "Let's kill them." "Troops!" "Attack!" "Let's kill them all!" "What the fuck is going on here?" "Is the carnival in town?" "Is that a tank?" " Shit!" " Go!" "Help!" "Daniel!" "Idea." " Can we help them?" " Help who?" "The ones with blemishes in German uniform or those with blemishes in Russian?" "Okay" "Good boy." " Jesus, Mary and Joseph Stalin!" " What the hell's going on?" "You know when shit." "Looks like a video game." "Look, it's Martin Hykkerud!" " Yeah!" " Should we take him?" "No, no." "Wait until it calms down." "It's tactical policing." "Zombie Squad." "It was time!" " It's a long story." " There was a tank." "And one of them took my jacket." " You did Stavarin." " Yes, but they outnumber us yet." "We must make the fight more even." "Folks!" "We lose!" "Look!" "Fuck!" "No, no, no" "No!" "Wait!" "We must kill him!" "They're related to him that the Russians are to you." "If he dies, the other also." "We set a stop to this." "Untermensch." "Honestly, guys." "No seat belts?" "You ask for it." "How damn many more are they?" "Is this the end?" "Monica, is that how this ends?" "No, no." " Door we now?" " No." "Fuck it." "Now I say only." "I, " " Glenn Kenneth Toivonen, is" "No!" " Blake!" " Glenn?" "Monica .." "Why did not you just on the mountain?" "You got's what you should have." "You got the gold." "Tax." "But it was not enough." "You were greedy." "Would have more." "Blake" " Monica" " Beware!" " Monica!" " Blake!" "Blake!" "No!" "That's why you lost." "Because you were greedy." "You know you lost the war?" "lost everything." "Was ridiculed." "Pathetic." "And you know what?" "You lose again." "No!" "Oh, my God!" "He did it!" " He killed Herzog." " It worked." "I knew it." "Herzog's death." "He's dead." "Yes!" "It was damn close." "You did it!" "You killed Herzog?" "I do not that it actually worked." "Of course it worked." "doubted the Zombie Squad?" "Kenneth Glenn, is he ...?" "He did not." "It has been a true honor to kill zombies with you." "In the same way, Martin." "What is it?" "Okay." " You could say that." " Do it." "May the Force be with you." "Really?" "The?" "Of all the ...?" "You chose it?" "You've got a million to choose from, and then you take it?" " Where the hell are they?" " I know as hell." "Hell too!" "Bjarne!" "Are you in a coma?" "Go and find them, dammit!" "I should resolve this issue." "Do not end with a hundred new corpses." "Where do we fit it all?" "The garage and the freezer is packed." "I do not know!" "I do not know." "gulls again." "They have not eaten so well since the war." "We should have the fucking machine." "Whoever translator seagull language to human language." "Then we would fuck me jack this matter as an egg." "As an egg." "(groan)" "Translation:" "Scandinavian Text Service 2014"