"Dumbo calling circus" "Only some tickets have been bought" "If family wants to come see it... better hurry up and get tickets" "But I've read the critics" "You either like it very much or you hate it very much" "Thank you" "Do come early, there'll be lucky draw... pretty girls." "There's a $900 minimum" "My wife is Japanese" "She's lovely" "You're so lucky" "I'm nicer and more handsome" "But you're the one with a Jap wife" "Jap girls aren't as pretty as in VCDs" "She's obedient, takes good care of me and lets me do whatever I want" "Then resists with inviting groans" "It's boring to hear it often" "The world is so boring" "Let's go and have fun" "Circus calling Dumbo." "Report" "Get a dope to reply!" "Dope replying." "Nothing to report" "Ugh..." "Dope!" "Sorry, Mister" "Is this cigarette yours?" "Yes... uh, I accidentally..." "I'm sorry..." "Yeah... accidental?" "I thought you did it on purpose" "Shush" "She's lost." "Let me show her the bus stop" "Wait a second..." "Little girl, I don't know what you want" "I know I'm yummy" "Keep this mood for half an hour" "Till I get off work, I'll take you to..." "How did I do just now?" "All right" "Was I abrupt?" "No, you weren't abrupt" "You'll never believe this 11 p.m., Dragon Cafe Mongkok see you there" "Then I'd better be there" "Do you mind?" "Hurry up, I'm on duty" "Bye" "Attention all units ransom collected by suspect" "Block up the area!" "Go to work!" "Police working, excuse me!" "Police working, lights please!" "Down!" "Don't move!" "On the ground!" "Sorry, the cinema is sealed off" "Everybody, please don't leave" "Police!" "Males here, females over there" "Too many people to be divided up" "Males there, females there!" "Short-sighted here, far-sighted there!" "Year of the rat there, rams here!" "Rams that are Pisces over there!" "Those from the same year, down!" "Stop!" "Males on the left, females right" "Those under 10 at the back!" "Good idea!" "What's your name?" "Yu First" "Yoiji Ho" "What's yours?" "Yu First" "I did, what's yours?" "My name is Yu First!" "Very funny!" "Show me your ID card!" "What do you do for living, Mr. Yu?" "Singer, just recording, EP out soon" "Hip Hop or R  Blues?" "Hip Hop, of course" "Madam, ID card please" "Sir, when can I leave?" "I gotta cook for my husband and son" "Then don't come to the movies" "Who is it?" "Police!" "Come out!" "Come out!" "Hands up!" "Come out!" "Come out!" "Hostage!" "Put down your gun!" "Run!" "Run!" "Attacking the police?" "Don't shoot!" "It's a toy gun." "I'm holding for my son" "Don't shoot" "Don't run!" "Lend me your shoulders" "Why run so fast?" "Bullets can't reach so far" "Thank you" "Was my punch painful just now?" "No, no" "You're so lovely!" "I'd better go now" "Don't go yet, you left something" "I left something?" "Your ID card" "Thank you" "Forget it." "It doesn't matter" "Mail it back to me when you find it" "Wait..." "Don't waste the $400 for replacement" "Maybe it's hiding somewhere" "Let me help you look for it" "No, it's not there!" "Maybe it is, let me look" "No" "No..." "Let me take a look!" "It's your luck my eyes are on you..." "You don't need to gamble all week" "Look!" "No..." "It's really not there..." "Asshole!" "Don't move!" "It's painful!" "You're amazing." "I tried my best" "But you still see me through" "I'm the Top Wanted for the last 5 years" "Nickname Transformer the Kidnapper" "MacGayfa, that's me!" "Don't come near me!" "Shoot if you dare" "Help!" "Help!" "Sorry, it's my fault" "I really can't arrest you, leave" "Thanks for being such a supporter" "Okay, see you later" "You bastard, I'll kill you!" "Help..." "I have hostages" "Don't move, this controls a bomb" "If I press, it'll explode" "Bro!" "You said I'm your supporter" "You'll be my friend forever" "Your hostage is only a lost girl" "If you go to jail for it" "You'll be laughed at, ignored..." "Eat your chicken wings won't play with you!" "No!" "Uncle!" "Don't hurt the innocent!" "I'm pressing the button!" "Be careful!" "There's a car!" "Slowly... don't push!" "Don't push..." "Be careful!" "So, found it yet?" "CK and I are looking for it" "I gotta be faster than the police" "Roger" "Yoiji Ho, people's hero, work hard!" "Thank you, Sir!" "I'll leave you alone" "Good bye, Sir!" "Why are you sweating so much?" "Mayumi" "I can fill the bath for you" "I don't want to bath today" "You're my girl, not my servant" "Just tell me, why steal it?" "Sorry, you just put it by your bed" "I thought it was a gift from you" "What a big misunderstanding" "Then whose bracelet is this?" "We'll be married soon, be honest" "Do I really gotta tell?" "Yes" "Really?" "The girl last night, she came to me" "And wait for me to get off work" "I know she can't control herself" "Though she's not as hot as you" "She looks naive but is hot inside" "It's fascinating, but..." "She died last night" "Isn't it a pity, Mayumi?" "You said I can tell you anything" "Hmm..." "I've kept something from you" "Actually, I used to be a..." "Geisha" "Don't worry, geishas aren't whores" "We perform but don't sell ourselves" "What do you perform?" "Sexy dance" "How much do you earn a month?" "150,000 HK dollars" "Will you look down on me?" "Can you... perform for me?" "It's quite sexy, turn around..." "With the mop... turn..." "I can't accept myself like this!" "What do you mean?" "I can!" "Think it over before coming to me" "Bye!" "Get up, bastard!" "You're having cramps now?" "Mayumi?" "Yoiji, you didn't come to the cafe" "Ghost in the daytime!" "Help..." "Ghosts... ghosts in the daytime!" "Are you sure..." "Why did you poke at my ass?" "I didn't." "I've put something inside" "Put inside..." "A Chinese Ghost Story..." "Be calm, I'm a robot from the future" "The one who died is from the same series..." "Mei Ling Chan series, serial no. 1872332" "I'm the next: 1872333" "You are a robot" "Terminator..." "Robocop!" "You believe in me?" "Of course I do, robots" "Just like emails and mobile phones" "With technology, anything's possible" "China has its own astronaut" "Let me clear my mind first" "Terminator!" "Since the time machine is invented in 2100" "Sequence of events are messed up 1 Terracotta soldier is missing" "John Lennon died 2 days later" "My duty for this visit here is to... ensure events happen like it should" "Let me show you Year 2054" "1872333" "And so many lines too..." "Wow Year 2054 A.D." "Father of Chips come up with HR815" "You again?" "Made the 1st Mei Ling Chan Robots" "What's that gotta do with me?" "On 15 Aug, his brother will die... in the cemetery of Happy Valley" "Because of this, love is roused between his wife and him" "To commemorate their love he used his wife Mei Ling as a model and made the Mei Ling Robots" "And you're the famous Father of Chips' ...brother" "Are you sure?" "In order to keep history as is" "I'll ensure your safety until 15 Aug" "At the same time, I'll make sure... you die on 15 Aug at the age of 33" "No way!" "You're wrong, I don't have a brother" "My data is never wrong" "You're crazy!" "Admit you're wrong" "Sorry, I need to recharge" "I beg you, I'm at the prime of youth" "You're being unfair" "You don't have to beg me" "We robots have no emotions" "Can't be coaxed, won't be angry" "Never sad, never laugh" "Shit" "Sorry, I'm a little too excited" "Don't think you can escape" "I've put a tracer in your bottom" "I can find you wherever you are" "Why me?" "Is it that bad?" "Hello Mayumi, pack and wait for me" "We gotta escape, things aren't good What did you say?" "Yoiji Ho!" "Yin, CK, Bo, good timing" "A robot on earth!" "Take a look..." "Yoiji Ho, policemen have been killed Police suspects you're involved" "Take him away" "Go How about the robot?" "It's real." "It's a female" "Why?" "Dressed to kill" "What did you say?" "We found this on your desk" "Idiot, it's surprising you don't fail in my hands" "Be pretentious, I hate it most" "If I kill, I'll wear my own clothes" "You're wrongly accusing me" "Wrongly accusing you?" "Change him!" "Don't move!" "Men desire face like trees do bark" "I won't strip before your lustful eyes" "Good!" "Seeing you like this, I agree to obey" "I'll strip" "Okay" "I said I've been wrongly accused!" "Why do the clothes fit me so well?" "Do you have a full length mirror?" "There's a flaw..." "Look, how would it fit so well?" "We're talking homicide" "Why would I imitate my idol Wai-man Chan?" "How come?" "Would you?" "I know..." "The man you're looking for is Chan" "Wai-man Chan?" "Go to hell!" "Help!" "Stop!" "Madam, help me..." "Unjustly ruled!" "Officer, he even kills his own men" "Get off" "Unless he's sentenced, he's a suspect" "He's not ours if he's sentenced" "What's the matter?" "They're using violence it's breaking the rules" "They don't know the rules give him to me" "Yoiji, what happened to you?" "I was wrongly accused" "Don't worry, come" "Please have some" "I know you like Japanese cuisine" "He wants to kill me" "Ming Sir, try if it's been poisoned" "You're crazy" "Listen, just admit it, it'll be okay" "I've been wrongly accused!" "I know you didn't do it" "Admit it, coz I treat you as my bro" "You can't spell, don't know Mandarin" "Born with bad luck, grown up weak" "No brains for school, lazy at work" "Lacks sincerity, no aspiration" "IQ not high enough, EQ too high" "Your mom's health become the subject of your ICQ chat" "By the way, how's Auntie?" "She recently..." "Forget it..." "I just wanna ask you something" "Can you tell between men and apes?" "You're useless" "Why don't you admit it?" "Killing police, that's so cool" "You'll be on the news, you're famous" "They'll call you the Big One in jail" "Write a memoir when you're out" "Sell your rights to Hollywood" "In the film, Brad Pitt will be you" "Al Pacino will be me" "Think, 10 years of youth... in exchange for fame and wealth" "The world will be yours by then" "Sign it" "No!" "Why?" "I can't write my own memoir" "Then find someone to, sign" "I don't want Brad Pitt to be me" "I like Wai-man Chan" "Ok, Chan'll be you, Pacino'll be me" "I'm more confident now" "Then sign it" "What now?" "I can't breathe" "Why?" "The cigar has toxin..." "I've been poisoned by ciguatoxin" "Don't kid with me" "Bastard!" "Criminal is escaping!" "Get out" "I surrender... help..." "If you run, you're a criminal" "If you're innocent, face it with courage" "I don't have courage, now what?" "Okay, justice is fair" "If you go back I'll help you find the truth" "You believe in me?" "No, I believe in proof" "I won't let go unless file's closed" "Everybody freeze!" "Let your hostage go!" "Ridiculous!" "Drop your weapons!" "You're surrounded by so many of us" "Put down your guns!" "This posture is great, back 5 steps!" "Okay, 5 more steps!" "Now hug!" "Hug!" "Kiss!" "That's too much, bastard!" "So embarrassing" "Fondle, fondle each other..." "You can't escape, I'll get you" "Sorry, heroine" "Yoiji Ho!" "Sorry..." "Yoiji Ho... bastard" "Which department are you from?" "Robbery department" "Sorry, Sir!" "I'll be in debt to your kindness" "Has anyone seen Yoiji Ho?" "Has anyone seen Yoiji Ho?" "Licence!" "Licence!" "What's the matter, officer?" "Get the licence out, quick!" "Okay..." "Now..." "Owner's off to honeymoon?" "Mom!" "Mom... open the door!" "I'm Yoiji, Mom, open the door..." "Bright is the moonlight on my bed Or is that frost?" "3 X 2 is 2, 9 X 9 is 80 something 3 X 3 is 6..." "Add $1 for a bar of chocolate?" "I don't want it" "Comes to $52.6, thanks" "Toy gun, any discount for students?" "Do you have a student pass?" "You're kidding!" "Look at my uniform" "Forget it..." "Give me a pack of cigarettes" "Hello, I can't come to the phone Please leave your message after the tone" "Mayumi, I might die on Aug 15" "All units, look out for suspect in officer uniform" "Male, 1.75m tall" "Moustache, weapon, very dangerous" "Roger" "Kiddo, why are you out so late?" "Tuition for Chinese, English and Maths" "What's wrong with your lips?" "Pimples growing one after another" "With pus oozing out" "I squeezed and made my face bloody" "Headmaster said I was wounded and gave me bandaid" "The bloody pimples..." "Tuition lessons so late?" "Because of exams" "Poor kids, never ending exams" "Not that poor." "Bye Mr. Police, bye" "Lend me some water, bitch" "You can't hide away like this" "You're going to hide all your life?" "What's wrong?" "Wanna fight so early?" "I've killed so many, I'll kill you!" "You?" "How?" "You're just squatting here like me" "Run and hide." "That's a good boy" "Run?" "How?" "Will you?" "Teach me if you're so wise!" "I will." "Don't intimidate me" "Go to Chung King No. 51, look for Ling" "She has passports and transport" "Why help me?" "I'm not!" "I get my share!" "Tell her Slooberbie sent you" "Or else she won't pay me" "Slooberbie" "Wah!" "When I save a billion we'll go live in the Netherlands" "Sorry..." "I'm looking for Ling" "She's over there" "Robot?" "Didn't I drain her already?" "Sorry, Ling" "Why did you lie to me?" "Uncle Ray told me to come He said you have all his business" "Don't let me see you again, get lost!" "Sorry, Ling..." "What do you want, kiddo?" "Are you Ling or 1872333?" "Can't lend you my phone" "No..." "I want to get a fake passport 35K all in all." "Come with me" "Don't hang around my entrance!" "Sorry, Ling..." "Sit up" "Look here" "Bastard!" "I give you 35K and you take 1 shot" "You should let me change my look" "We robots have no emotions can't be coaxed" "Won't be angry, never sad, never happy" "Choose for yourself" "It's such a... hard choice" "Everybody likes me" "Doesn't even laugh at Doraemon?" "Suspicious" "You're young, let me tell you a joke" "I don't like jokes" "No, you'll like this one" "It's like this" "A group of animals are on exile..." "Not enough food." "What should they do?" "They come up with a contest telling jokes" "Anyone who cannot make everyone laugh will be thrown into the sea" "The ox is first..." "So, how was it?" "Okay, I'll go on" "The ox finished." "It was very funny" "Everybody laughed except a pig" "So the ox was thrown into the sea" "Now's the goat's turn" "Nobody laughed at goat's joke" "Suddenly, the pig laughed" "Others ask him, what is so funny?" "He said:" "Now I understand ox's joke!" "So funny but she didn't laugh" "She must be a robot" "Where do you plan to go to?" "Must it be SE Asia?" "I don't like it hot" "Then hide in the fridge." "So?" "Sorry... hot is okay..." "Maldives, thanks" "Then Thailand" "Those Sunday markets, Siam Square..." "Buddha lion tiger croc and queers" "Come on, let's fly parachute on a banana boat" "What else is there?" "Many activities, enough for a while" "I know" "But it'll be more than a while" "I'll shoot at your mouth right now!" "You're human?" "What's your name?" "Chan..." "Mei Ling Chan" "To commemorate their love" "He used his wife Mei Ling as a model" "And made the Mei Ling Robots" "So this is Father of Chips'..." "Bitchy wife Mei Ling Chan!" "If I kill her, he can't make the robots" "Then no robots will come for me" "But this woman has a gun" "How can I kill her?" "I love you" "I did all this to get your attention" "I've watched you for a long time" "I took this chance to be near you" "Watched me?" "How?" "I was here all the time" "I don't watch with my eyes" "I heard about you." "That's enough" "My godmother always talks about you" "Slooberbie" "She told me to give you our treasure" "Come with me, let's escape together" "You're breathing hard Let me play with your gun" "There's a boat leaving 9 p.m. Let's go" "Mei Ling, when're you gonna relax?" "Those investigating continue" "Others enlarge searching area" "Within 5 days, I want all villages... in HK to receive this questionnaire" "Don't leave out any single tip" "Understand?" "Yes, Sir!" "Any questions?" "Yes!" "I went to where the explosion was" "I found this unknown thing" "Yoiji Ho said in his statement that... he met a robot" "I can't say whether he lied or not" "But nothing should be missed" "Never give up till file's closed" "Let me handle the investigation" "Officer Cheng" "I want you to wait for news 24hrs and arrest Yoiji Ho" "But I'm just getting some ideas" "Yoiji is extremely dangerous" "I want to entrust this task to the one I trust" "Understood" "Ling, we are couple let me share your burden" "Come on baby, come on" "Thanks" "Is there any ghost in the car?" "What are you doing?" "Well, there's a slow leak in the tyre" "I'll bump it for you" "We'll stay forever" "What's your name?" "Yoiji Ho" "Poor you" "But I don't mind" "Okay" "Ling, you're here" "Since you've seen it, don't go" "Come here and let's BBQ" "No more sausages, like pigeon?" "On the same side?" "Tell us earlier" "And we can get a suckling pig" "Still raw?" "I don't care." "Just eat" "Doesn't budge even if Tai Shan tumbles" "You two must be experienced bandits" "What did you do?" "ORBIS!" "I'm angry just talking about it" "My eyesight is bad, I went to ORBIS threaten a doctor to do Lasik" "But when I was there, I saw a guy who looks like ER's George Clooney" "I don't care." "I told him to do it" "It turned out he's really Clooney" "He didn't know how to do it" "He's shaking and eyes steaming" "I'm furious." "I stabbed him" "He didn't dare call the police only told Pierce Brosnan" "Suddenly, an army came to get me" "Why is it not even hot?" "Friend, what have you done?" "It's my looks" "Doesn't look like it, and reward?" "4,000" "Yes, I'm green" "But if I do more interviews" "Not picky on work..." "Many people will like me" "Yes, young man, be confident" "Believe me." "You can do what you want" "Should be cooked by now" "Pa, your sausage is not cooked yet" "Why did you blow up my sausage?" "Taran, Tino, giving up?" "Hold it" "This is the money you gave me Take tomorrow's boat" "He and I have reserved tonight's" "Take my car after you eat" "Kiddo, are you kidding us?" "Tomorrow is Thai Queen's birthday" "The next boat is 2 weeks later" "We've given you so much business" "How do you treat us now?" "Shut up" "Just say it, do you want the money?" "Son, don't take it, never be greedy" "Pa, I'm over here" "You can use it in hell" "I'll burn the money for you" "That's ridiculous!" "Put down your gun!" "There's the boat." "Let's go, pa!" "Go after it!" "Mei Ling, forgive me" "Why are you so angry?" "That bastard blew up our boat!" "You want to ruin everything?" "Over there, pa!" "Don't you dare move!" "Let my father go!" "If you hurt him, I'll cut his ear" "We've been in business for so long" "Why give up because of an ear?" "If you move again" "I'll blow up his ear!" "Just do it!" "Maybe I'll turn blind and deaf" "Just do it!" "No!" "I didn't mean it!" "Shut up!" "I didn't want to blow up the boat" "Shut up" "Bullets don't have eyes" "Just shut up!" "Don't be afraid..." "Over here, pa" "Let him go!" "So easy?" "I want money!" "Bring me $50K in half an hour" "Or else, I'll blow up his throat!" "Take me as your hostage" "Bring $50K to save me" "Here's a bracelet, anything else?" "Don't touch my bracelet!" "Half an hour, $50K, quick!" "Nothing stupid, or I'll kill her!" "If I act stupid, you'll kill her?" "Yes!" "This plank is inconspicuous" "I can kill them with a smile" "Acting stupid?" "Stop!" "You think you can escape?" "I can kill you even if I'm blind" "Kill us with a smile?" "Sneaky!" "That's what you said, bro!" "Why is your ass flashing red light?" "Why is my ass flashing red light?" "Even ass is also acting stupid" "It's dangerous." "Get on the car, go" "Twins?" "I thought I broke your legs" "How can you walk again?" "Charger on my right, battery left" "You hit the battery last time" "So the battery fell out" "I was then immersed in water" "Battery flowed in through water" "So I can move again" "Electricity through water Should have studied at school" "I don't want to hit you, I was sad..." "Do you mind taking me back?" "I want to kill that gal" "No, it's dangerous to walk around" "I'm going to drain you under water" "Let you out for your death on the 15th" "You're back" "Yes, I'm back" "Don't worry." "Our bracelet is still here" "Officer Zhang Where is he?" "On top" "A boat exploded just now at 10" "A taxi driver found a female body 20 years old, artificial limb lost" "We arrived, found someone fainted" "We're still not sure what happened" "Only you know Yoiji's whereabouts?" "Yes!" "I know who he is with" "He is with Chung King No.51's Ling" "And her twin sister together" "They are twins." "Go get them" "Can I cut off your bra?" "It's more convenient..." "Why haven't you..." "Don't start evil thoughts" "I forgot to wear it today" "Why did you cut out my clothes?" "You're shot." "I gotta remove the bullet" "When did I tell you I was shot?" "I was bumped by that bastard" "And hurt my back here" "Let me relax it for you" "Lie up there" "These flesh and blood life... is really dangerous" "I'm an orphan." "Grew up in a home" "To be aided, kept... and loved is very lucky" "Finally, someone paid for my living" "He wrote to me." "He is Uncle Longlegs" "We corresponded regularly" "He gave me confidence" "I treat him as my real father" "I'll write to tell him everything" "Happy or unhappy" "I'll tell Uncle Longlegs honestly" "I left the home when I was 18" "I saw Uncle Longlegs finally" "Ling Ling, do you want curry?" "Go to work" "What kind of work?" "So I make fake passports for him" "And arrange for their escape" "I've thought of leaving" "But I don't have a home or family" "My wish to make a family here... is really difficult" "Meet at Chung King's entrance" "Wait for my orders" "Officer Fong cancelled order meeting on 4/F now" "Yes, Sir" "Where are going now?" "Rob someone." "All the money's gone" "We gotta get hold of some money" "Who should we rob?" "Take out all your valuables!" "Why are we lugging bags of flour?" "These are Taj Mahal curry powder" "Worth $60,000 if sold" "Why stop?" "What's the matter?" "Let's go" "Yoiji Ho!" "Yoiji Ho, don't go!" "Yoiji Ho!" "Yoiji Ho, stop" "Yoiji Ho!" "Yoiji Ho!" "Let's split." "I'll get rid of her Meet you at the entrance" "Oh no!" "I'm lost" "Yoiji Ho!" "Don't move!" "Leave me alone..." "Answer me" "I found on the spot" "Something blue like a bulb" "What's that for?" "It's the charger of the robot girl" "Forget it." "You won't believe it" "Go on" "You believe there are robots?" "Your statement wasn't unreliable" "Like people before won't believe..." "We have emails and mobile phones" "With technology, anything's possible" "China has her own astronaut" "If you believe in me, let me go" "I must leave HK on Aug 15" "Or else the robot will kill me" "How do they look like?" "Like spies in the police station" "You can't tell them apart" "Unless you know the secret" "Robot's secret is on the left leg" "Hit it right at the middle will do" "Understood" "Come with me first!" "Let her go" "Sorry, heroine" "You know we don't want to" "Yoiji, let's go" "Thailand, time, how much?" "Which pier?" "Any earlier?" "Honey!" "Yes... told you to lie low" "Why did you dress like this?" "I'm trying to lie low" "I'm afraid police will follow me" "Then were you?" "Someone is following me" "Not sure whether it is the police" "What are you looking at?" "Give me $100,000 and go home" "I need some more" "How much more?" "$70,000" "So little?" "Sorry, too short notice" "Hey, do you want to watch me dance?" "Yes!" "Mayumi, stay calm" "You can't accept my past!" "Why won't I accept your past?" "Settle a price before you start" "You can accept me?" "Look at the loafers, poorer than me" "Borrow elsewhere." "I'll be back tomorrow" "No, I want to go with you... my hubby" "When are we leaving?" "Made arrangement so fast?" "Who is she?" "She is our lamp in the darkness" "I'll go and get a space for you" "Don't get it wrong, poor her" "Just like you, an orphan" "I've kept her since she was 7" "She is just like a daughter to me" "Sometimes we call each other honey" "Only the senile'll misunderstand us" "You hug your daughter like this?" "Only a father hugging daughter" "I have to, or else she can't sleep" "Let her come." "I'll help her cope" "We'll let her go when she's grown" "Why should I believe in you?" "Because of my steadfast look" "Get on the car" "Yoiji, let's find a place to stay" "I think I have a mom" "Mom!" "It's mom's signal - ghosts around" "So many police." "What should we do?" "Come back tomorrow" "Officer, we gotta close early today" "She said she has to close early" "Close early?" "Closing up?" "Congratulations!" "Thank you..." "After my mom?" "Have fun" "Getting married, please excuse us" "Please excuse us..." "Be careful" "This way" "This way, be careful" "Oh, my mom said to follow her" "Go after my mom..." "Congratulations!" "Good afternoon, Auntie Son" "Mom, I was framed" "Beware of spies Talk at our headquarters" "Headquarters?" "Go up!" "Mom, what headquarters?" "Dr. Lau planned it" "For escaping from nuclear bombs" "Please come inside" "You must ask why set up this headquarters?" "Well, you never know what'll happen" "There's so many disasters nowadays" "Why wait?" "So I planned ahead" "Just activate the safety measures" "If a nuclear bomb explodes..." "Is there air condition here?" "Yes... 8 persons can live here for half year" "It's unexpected" "Despite its size we have everything needed" "25,000 cans of meat sauce and fish" "For water, we don't have... enough money to build a water tank" "So we're using buckets" "And cover it up with plastic wrap" "Don't use it unless necessary" "What'll happen during a nuclear war?" "Is there enough water to bathe?" "Don't underestimate what we have" "Drinking water recycler distills... human waste into clean water" "About bathing..." "In times like these, keep it simple" "Ladies, wet it and just wipe" "Change over there and take a rest" "Son" "So, is it all right?" "All right!" "All right!" "It's only a start, but it's a dream" "They are all Dr. Lau's hard work" "Let me introduce myself..." "Wait" "Mom, you didn't say you got married" "You were busy, I didn't bother you" "We've signed the papers, married" "Let's have dinner as a family" "Mom..." "Do you and Dr. Lau have plans to... give me a younger brother?" "Have you stopped?" "Stopped what?" "Men..." "What?" "Your menstruation" "This is not shameful, I don't care" "Yes, it's stopped last year" "Everything's all right then" "But I haven't told you 8 years ago..." "I had a son with him" "Brother?" "Where's he now?" "Doing experiments in the garden" "Really?" "Mini-man, this is your brother" "Brother" "Is he sick?" "He's calculating" "What is he calculating?" "Sunspot activity west of equator under influence of gamma rays" "A moving object moving... in a straight line at 16 m/min will reflect a shadow of the sun... can be changed into energy?" "Mom!" "I don't know what he's saying" "Everyone excels in his specialty" "Maybe he inherited Dr. Lau's genes" "Are you jealous of your brother?" "I wanted to slap him on his face" "But I have a feeling now..." "I have such a terrific brother" "I am most proud" "Little brother" "Big brother" "What are your aspirations?" "To become a scientist" "What do you want to invent?" "Probably robots" "What kind?" "Gundam..." "Evangelion" "Brother will sleep with you tonight" "Good." "I snore a lot, do you mind?" "I don't mind" "Bastard!" "Snores like thunder!" "Too loud and woke you up?" "I made a snoring machine" "As there's noise, if I watch DVD nobody will know" "You're really... something" "Who do you thank for your Nobel Prize?" "Nobel, of course" "Very good!" "Mail him a thank you card, okay?" "Who are you most in debt to?" "Who?" "Me, of course" "Fine!" "Okay..." "let me ask you another question" "What do you think of Ling?" "The smiling one or the sad one?" "The sad one" "All right" "If you go shopping with girls don't choose bare backs..." "They really don't like it" "Also, don't let them down, okay?" "Are you dying soon?" "No" "Then what's your death wish?" "To watch DVD with you" "Okay, let's watch now" "It's even better with pants off" "Really?" "You strip first" "I've stripped, your turn now" "Really?" "Yes!" "Watch DVD" "Shan, did you do this?" "You saw Yoiji and Tino at the ferry yesterday?" "Yes, I did this" "Did he say Mei Ling has a bracelet?" "Yes" "Did he mention how it was like?" "He said it's a nice one" "There are buds of diamonds" "On a rectangular, silver..." "That's fine" "How did they look like?" "Like spies in the police station" "You can't tell them apart unless you know the secret" "Did you see Yoiji Ho?" "Sorry, he got away" "Were you in contact with him, or..." "Can you guess his whereabouts?" "No" "The secret is in their left leg" "Hit the middle of his left shin" "That will do" "Officer Cheng, I bought new shoes" "Can you take a look?" "They are not very new" "Yours are new, can I take a look?" "Here?" "We are in the station" "Take it slowly" "There's no one in the storage room..." "Don't move!" "Officer Cheng, do you believe in robots?" "Why do you wash Yoiji's undies?" "I've washed it all along" "The Jap gal is washing your undies." "Why?" "No." "Only between father and daughter" "Don't start evil thoughts" "No way, I wanna wash too" "Take off your undies" "Want some softener?" "And bleach?" "What do you want?" "You wash pretty well" "You can be a professional washer" "I don't know about others." "But you can" "Why should I?" "Promise me, you can only live once" "Leave your previous lifestyle behind" "Start over a new leaf" "You loathe me?" "I know I'm not like the other girls" "I'm seductive, I'm ungracious" "And never had a boyfriend" "Mei Ling, how would I loathe you?" "I just want you to have a better life" "Then..." "let's date" "I want to too" "But shopping, dinner, movies... is difficult for us fugitives" "Let's do something else" "Good, let's play with guns" "Let's throw a grenade" "Calm down, there's lots to play" "We can play hide and seek" "Good, I'll hide first lf... you catch me, I'll do anything" "Really anything?" "Mei Ling..." "I didn't know you are a ninja!" "Mei Ling!" "Mei Ling..." "Mei Ling!" "Mei Ling!" "Where are you?" "Mei Ling!" "Mei Ling..." "Where have you gone?" "Mei Ling!" "Mei Ling..." "I've made a big mistake" "Mei Ling... did you fall?" "Say something, Mei Ling..." "You found me" "Honey, what are you doing?" "This is how dating is like" "She loves you more than a daughter" "It's her problem, I don't mind" "Explain to her" "What were you doing with her?" "Honey!" "What are you doing?" "Honey!" "Put your love affairs aside first" "Yoiji, go hide in a nylon bag" "I'll ship you to south of Shanmei" "I don't know anyone there." "No way!" "Don't worry, Mini-man'll go too!" "Crazy!" "You're willing?" "Son, we're family!" "Accept my good intentions!" "Don't!" "What's the matter, Mei Ling?" "Go inside!" "Why, wash again?" "What's the matter?" "Let me out!" "You'll kill him!" "Don't come near" "I'll cut your hand!" "Why put him in the washing machine?" "Let him out first, if you wanna... fight him face to face" "Yes, you'll kill him" "Why did you lie to me?" "Why does everyone lie to me?" "I didn't lie to you" "You'll really kill him" "Let him answer before you kill him" "Yoiji..." "Honey..." "My son..." "Come on out How are you?" "Hubby, look!" "He's dead..." "Stop me" "Yoiji..." "Hold on!" "Pull the plug will do." "Genius!" "It's okay now" "My son Yoiji..." "Mei Ling, what did you ask me?" "Nothing" "Come on out, don't speak" "Police have just arrested Officer Zhang Kitt suspected to have fallen for Yoiji Ho escaped for killing fellow officers" "She is diagnosed with the Stockholm Syndrome which is the reason why she helped Officer Yoiji Ho escape" "Officer Zhang in love with me?" "Let's talk to Senior Inspector Willmark Cheng" "Just one:" "Zhang Kitt is the shame of the police" "Officer Cheng..." "Give way" "Officer Cheng, about the explosion" "We found a female body with an artificial limb" "Forensics decided it's a human model lt'll be in the exhibition room" "Officer, can you go and receive it?" "Sir Tom" "This has been hand-delivered to you" "Zhang Kitt is innocent" "She didn't do it, please let her go" "Secret Agent" "You've used words in 30 newspapers" "You've tried your best, let's go" "No!" "It must have been Officer Cheng" "Why does Old Tom still trust him?" "Did you mention he's a bad guy?" "Oh no!" "I didn't!" "I'll do it." "You deliver it for me" "Sit down first..." "It's not necessary" "Why don't you call him directly?" "Isn't that more convincing?" "They can locate the line in 10 sec lt'll take 9 sec" "Why don't you speak to him?" "Be confident in yourself" "Hello Sir Tom" "Officer Cheng is the bad guy..." "Done" "Did you dial 133?" "Why dial 133?" "Go now..." "Bro, pull the gates!" "Don't move!" "Don't move!" "You're our hostages" "Stay there, don't move" "Tell the police, I want a helicopter" "Inconsecutive nos., US $2M cash" "Plus a PS2..." "And holidays until Chinese New Year" "Or else I'll kill a hostage per min" "Go!" "Tell the police!" "Little bro, are you a little too much?" "Big bro, gentlemen should be cruel" "Stab a worker, throw him out" "Let them know we mean business" "Bro, I'm not a man of big business but you will be" "Leave, I don't want you involved" "Don't move" "Now you're mine..." "Sir, don't" "You know I'm systematic" "Today, there're 3 steps" "Last, you'll stay here till the court" "Second, take you of my staff outside" "But first, you gotta answer me" "If you answer well, jump to step 3" "If not... step 2 can last for more than 3 hrs" "Are you ready?" "Don't pretend anymore" "I know about your stuff" "What do you know?" "I know you must have a secret" "I just don't know what it is" "Now I ask you the first question" "Day you got MacGayfa did you find a bracelet?" "You did all this for a bracelet?" "The diamonds are fake, I was tricked" "I give you $2,000, let me go" "Tell me where the bracelet is!" "So there really is a bracelet" "Now I understand" "Understand what?" "There's a secret behind the bracelet" "I just don't know what it is" "Did you give it to Mei Ling Chan?" "You know that too?" "Where's that woman?" "I won't tell even if you kill me" "Open the door..." "I'll tell..." "Where is she?" "She escaped" "Where?" "She boarded a boat at Sai Kung this morning" "She must be somewhere near SE Asia..." "Maldives" "Thank you" "Why can it be Maldives?" "He admitted to it" "I'm only asking" "Run away?" "!" "Later you'll know!" "Officer, this is Yoiji Ho's lawyer" "I'm Yoiji Ho's lawyer" "Yoiji didn't make any calls here" "How did he notify you?" "My client told me this morning" "If I don't hear from him in 8 hrs" "I've to come to the police station" "Do you think my client is retarded?" "Wait, my people are busy" "You're not tired at all?" "Yoiji Ho is a serious criminal" "We've the right not to permit bail" "I know" "I tell you now, he can't be bailed" "As you say" "Darling" "Follow me!" "I can't see but you don't tell me" "Go" "Criminals are escaping, get them!" "Calm down, pretend it's okay Yes!" "Stop talking, don't go!" "I'll tell you some more I don't want to listen!" "What's so funny, tell me" "I won't tell you" "I don't want to listen... stomach ache" "Officer Zhang... save her also" "Good..." "Yoiji Ho!" "Where is he?" "Yoiji Ho!" "I'm firing!" "Sorry, I wanted to save you" "Now I've to hold you hostage again" "I really can't help you" "Officer Cheng is the bad guy" "Give you half min, let the hostage go" "Police won't compromise with terrorists" "Come here..." "I'll draw their attention, you go" "No!" "I'll do it, you go" "Is today Aug 13?" "Yes!" "Let me go!" "Wait!" "It's so dangerous." "I won't let you" "You're mine." "You can't die if I say so" "Believe me, I won't die today" "Bastard!" "Fight me man to man!" "Come!" "Afraid?" "Even so many people?" "Come!" "Hit me, come on... 1872333!" "Officer Zhang, go now..." "Go now!" "You go." "I'm a Leo." "I never escape" "You guys go now" "Good Leo!" "We'll go now" "Go..." "Go now!" "I invented you?" "Yes, Father of Chips" "Do you have deadly rays and fire fists?" "No" "Can you crack the earth?" "No" "Useless!" "Why did I make this robot?" "Yoiji, forgive mom..." "That robot is useless" "Kiddo!" "You're destroying your bro" "Why don't you shut up!" "Yoiji, forgive mom..." "I shouldn't bring him to this world" "Don't blame yourself." "Mom... you're sexy, who could resist you?" "No!" "I wasn't loyal enough to science" "We shouldn't have combined our DNA" "Let me give Yoiji my life!" "No!" "You can't!" "I'll go with you..." "Mom!" "Don't, put it down!" "You're so unscientific" "The more you pull, the weaker you are" "Bro, you pull on this side" "Sis, you pull on this side" "Pull when I count to 3 1, 2, 3!" "You kiddo!" "I've to teach you!" "You wanna die, hit, cry and scream" "Let me die in peace!" "Why die?" "Honey, I don't understand" "If I don't, bro won't be Father of Chips" "Don't cry" "Why must he be Father of Chips?" "Honey, I don't know" "If he's not, there won't be robots" "Don't cry" "Why must there be robots?" "They kill" "They killed because of my death" "Don't cry" "Why do you have to die..." "I don't understand" "Don't ask." "You think I know why?" "You're after me knowing I'm your bro's girl?" "I thought I could handle the robot..." "If I kill you, there won't be robots" "You'll be dead on Aug 15" "Why don't you lie to me longer?" "You said you hate others lie to you" "If you hate me, you can love my bro" "Love your bro?" "Okay" "I'll make love to your bro now!" "Come here" "Take off your clothes" "Take off your clothes..." "Take off your clothes..." "How can you spend your life with her?" "Take it off, good boy..." "He's still young!" "How can it be?" "Heavens!" "The kid is innocent" "How can it be?" "It's true, he's still young..." "You shouldn't take it out on him" "Then take it out on you" "I want to too" "But from the ethics we can't" "I'll never come back to see how history handles this" "You can go" "Give me back the bracelet" "I'll learn to take care of myself" "You can find someone better" "I know." "I thought I'll marry in September" "Sorry, I'm dying so young" "Don't waste time, date others" "You'll have a bright future" "I'm going." "I'll be at your funeral" "Come in Morning, Sir" "This time you've to treat us dinner" "Why?" "With your rate of solving you're now Outstanding Youth" "Interpol" "CIA and FBI all want you" "They're celebrating with you at the White House" "Remember to mention my name there!" "Thank you, Sir" "Come on eat." "You can eat the fish" "Eat, Yoiji" "It's the same to eat smiling or crying" "Just eat all you want tonight" "Mom, time's up" "Tell me, what else do I have to do?" "I wanted to... see you get married" "But now..." "Mom, find a girl for me" "And finish the ceremony with a cock" "No time to lose" "Later, you can't buy live chickens" "What about you?" "Nothing" "Nothing?" "Nothing tomorrow" "Say it" "I think... nothing" "You want this?" "Pa" "Bro, what else do you want?" "Can I hug you?" "Hey, Yoiji..." "Yoiji!" "They're here..." "Yoiji Ho, your girl's with me" "Mei Ling?" "!" "Honey!" "It's me!" "Help..." "It's Mayumi" "Tomorrow 11 a.m., bring the bracelet" "Where?" "Happy Valley cemetery" "I got it!" "Pa, I have a greater wish..." "Rebuild me!" "I want to be a Superhero for 1 day!" "HK is so beautiful!" "It's finished!" "It's finished!" "It's finished, son, quick" "Every top hero has his individual weapon" "Spiderman has spider webs" "Bruce Lee has his 2-jointed bar" "Harry Potter has his magic broom" "Yoiji has the creation of a lifetime" "Bang bang bang!" "A robot arm!" "It really is bang bang bang!" "This bang bang bang can read my mind" "He can tell I want to pick up the cow" "This bang bang bang..." "Can control thought" "Whatever you pick up, it's easy" "So smooth like it's mine" "Why not use your own hands?" "Bro, put it this way" "One loses because of looks" "With bang bang bang's looks..." "One can stun the bastards" "Pa, Mom, Bro, I'm leaving" "Bro, try your best!" "You can do it!" "Mei Ling?" "I don't care what will happen" "I just know I can't let you die" "If you step out of this door" "I'll break your leg" "Mayumi was taken by Officer Cheng" "Though we're over" "I can't let her die like this" "I've decided to be a hero to fight Officer Cheng!" "Shut up." "I won't let you die" "I was going to say it cooly to you" "It's obvious." "Even if I lie to my body" "I can't lie to my brain" "30 years, my motto has been..." "To be a coward" "Today, it's my brightest day" "I have to be a hero" "Just let me go" "You have a date?" "Then go with me for the fight" "Go Wait!" "Did you want to squeeze marbles?" "Yes" "I've looked for so long." "For you" "Squeeze them" "How does it feel?" "Squeeze..." "Pa, I'm really touched" "You found marbles for me to squeeze" "Don't mention it..." "Mei Ling, just stay here" "I'll go over alone" "Why would you need artificial limbs?" "This is top technology" "You won't understand it!" "What are you doing?" "This is swearing in future language" "You're so ignorant" "Nonsense!" "Where's the bracelet?" "Didn't bring it!" "I can't bring money and woman" "I just wanna hear the truth" "What kind of a person am I?" "You're really quite nice" "Am I cool with moustache or not?" "Forget it" "Why accuse me for what I didn't do?" "Because you're stupid" "You're not afraid I'll kill you for Sundae?" "You?" "I don't think so" "That's true" "You ran the casino and launder money together... without me, I'm unhappy" "We didn't run any casinos" "It's their own business" "Then you launder money" "Not enough for 3." "You should kill them" "That's true" "You should become rich" "You was me" " Wai Man Chan to kill them" "But how could you fit in the clothes?" "They were a different set, idiot" "Okay, let me ask again" "Why you like MacGayfa and to get the bracelet?" "Everything has a reason" "Are you a pair?" "Did you have sex?" "You must have!" "You bastard!" "He's so fat." "You might stroke" "Year before last in Hawaii..." "I was engaged to him already" "Officer Cheng, you're on TV" "Where?" "No need to look." "Camera's there" "She's not Mei Ling Chan" "She's Mei Ling Chan series 1872333" "Our conversation just now has been transmitted to all TVs in HK by her and Times Square and all 3G phones" "Look" "Damn!" "Run away?" "After all I'm a Superintendent" "What Internal Affairs is doing" "I should be notified" "Sorry, Sir" "Look separately!" "We must find Cheng" "Rose Garden..." "There really is Rose Garden" "Don't go after him." "Come with me" "I promised robot." "She helps me" "I'll die as she said - under the rose" "Come with me!" "Go" "How can you hit me and tell me to go?" "Mei Ling, let me go..." "Why hit my leg?" "It's very painful" "Yoiji, did you do as you promised?" "I didn't promise you!" "Yoiji Ho, let's go" "Take care, Mei Ling" "Yoiji Ho!" "You idiot." "The world is ruined!" "So exaggerated?" "You ruin me, I can't emigrate" "There's no future for this world!" "Not so exaggerated?" "We're so strong so we think strong" "Nothing is impossible!" "Don't move!" "Put down your weapons!" "I'll shoot if you resist" "That woman has a gun!" "Mei Ling..." "Cover!" "Mei Ling!" "Mei Ling..." "Bastard!" "No..." "How are you, Mei Ling?" "You bastard!" "My leg!" "No!" "I didn't do it on purpose" "Why did I take the bullets for him?" "You're now Yoiji's brother" "Crazy!" "I'm so handsome..." "Sorry, US Robot 18503" "Mission failed" "US history has been changed" "Edison invented light bulb 3 days earlier" "Edison invented light bulb 3 days earlier" "What's that got to do with me?" "This is the effect of history" "1879" "Edison invented light bulb 3 days earlier... so people bought bulbs 3 days earlier match girl can't sell her matches" "So match girl has time to write a love song to her pen pal" "This pen pal's great grandson found it was so touched he devoted his life to music..." "Yoiji's father was so engrossed in dancing" "He missed meeting Yoiji's mom by 5 min..." "This 5 min made Willmark Cheng's father to meet her, fell in love" "Why are you suddenly so fat?" "All because of Cheng!" "Cheng?" "It's been born." "It's a boy!" "Oh!" "Give the baby back to me!" "Forget it!" "Let's make a brother for baby" "That's good" "History has changed" "You died for saving your brother and become a hero" "Are you alright?" "He doesn't have to die?" "Yoiji worked hard because of his wife's death" "Now, he is Father of Chips" "Father of Chips, mission accomplished" "I'm leaving too" "It's great" "I said so..." "Without my permission, you can't die" "I did it" "Work hard" "At what?" "At everything" "To make me more beautiful" "And also this" "Sure" "As pretty as angels" "It's very warm" "I finally have a family" "Don't worry" "I'm Mei Ling Chan's family forever" "I'll never forget Mei Ling's words" "Soon after, I returned to school" "Who will answer this question?" "I will..." "Yoiji Ho, you answer" "You'll know if you've paid attention" "I didn't bring calculator so I can't answer" "Who will answer?" "I will..." "Yoiji, you answer" "Answer is C" "Wrong" "Who will answer this one?" "I will..." "I will..." "Yoiji Ho, you answer" "The answer is C" "Wrong" "D" "Still wrong" "B Right" "I'm just studying." "Why me?" "I'm here to study, not in your way" "You study at school and play soccer at the club!" "Grandpa, aren't you ashamed?" "Trying to be Newton?" "Go away" "Good!" "Angry, you thought I'm afraid of you?" "I like to run, so what?" "Mei Ling?" "I'm not Mei Ling Chan" "I'm Mei Ling Chan Series No.1" "The future you want me to come here for a mission" "What mission?" "Go back to Aug 14 to save Mei Ling Chan" "That's too great!" "Where's the time machine?" "Grab on tight Okay"