" This is great!" "I love it!" "(moaning)" "Who is that?" " This is you, and this is me." ""The Best of our Nights Together"." " l gotta go." "May I have six copies, please?" "You don't get it." "You've got copyright problems?" " Gimme $10,000 or I send it to your wife." "Got it?" "$10,000." "You gotta be kidding me." " How about sending it to your office?" "Who cares?" "We'll call 'em "Souvenirs from Montreal"." "Are you sure?" "You can't fuck with me, little lady." " OK, then." " Don't go with the tape." "Leave me the tape anyway." "Oh Jesus." " That's enough." "He's gotta pay." " Might be too late." " Hein?" "Oh, Christ!" "Triple Crossed" "I used to think the key to happiness was a big house." "Was I stupid." "Then I realized,just because a house looks good outside, doesn't mean it's nice inside." "There are often hidden defects." "Most of the time, they're quite obvious." "Look around and you see it's a mess." "It's run down." "Dirty, neglected, things are topsy-turvy." "You never know what to expect." "Anything could happen." "Like stains... or things lying around out of place." "All I'm saying is, life is like real estate." "Don't trust first impressions." "Trust your instincts, and try to keep an open mind." "Trust me, I know." ""When it's time to leave."" "It was nice doing business with you, sir." "Now, don't forget." "If you need anything, just call the office and ask for..." "Jackie." "Bye Bye!" "Take care now!" "Normand!" "Hey!" " The guy says he might sell." "I gave him our card." "Yeah..." "Your card." "You're a quick study, eh?" "Yeah, right..." " l'll have to watch my ass..." "You better coveryour ass, and not just business-wise." " Normand, calm down." "Here." "Help me out and settle down." " Right." "(loud music)" " Can you turn it down?" "You don't like it?" " l've a headache." " Know what's good forthat?" " No." "What?" " Fresh air!" " Normand!" "My hair!" " Live it up, Jacqueline!" "You gotta live!" "Well..." "Looks like I'm dining alone again tonight." " Shall ljoin you?" " l'll be fine." "You're sweet." "Where's Michel?" "Another business meeting?" " Business?" "What business?" "He's always out somewhere doing something." " So, let's take advantage." " Right." "Bye." " lf you're ever looking for some fun... I'm here!" " Thanks." "See you tomorrow." "(alarm warning)" " Can I sit down?" "Excuse me, but a guy's following me." " l don't see anyone." " There he is!" " That's good." "I mean, fine." "Good, he left." "When he saw that look in my eye, he understood." " Sorry for using such drastic measures." "Well, for me... it wasn't bad." "I'm curious..." "Who's that?" "Vito." "Vito Valiquette." "Some say he's a hit-man." "A hit-man?" "What did you do to him?" " Nothing." "That's the problem." "What?" "You're..." "Awhore?" "Not exactly, but he thinks so." "What's "not exactly"?" " l'm a hostess." "What's that?" " Hotels hire girls like me to encourage customers like you to drink." "Would you like a drink..." " Maya." "Maya Papineau." "What a pretty name." "That's what they call" " Mexican Indians." " Right!" "Are you" " Mexican?" "No." "My parents loved a cartoon called "Maya"." ""Maya the Bee", actually." " Even better." "Yeah..." "And your name?" " Michel Renaud." " l gotta go, Michel." " That's too bad." "We've barely met." " Some othertime?" "Unless... lf you have a car, I'd take a lift." "(horn tooting)" "(horn tooting)" "(horn tooting)" "Wanna come in?" " No, that's fine." "I can't tonight." "You're married?" "Yes." " lt's not fatal." "You don't even have the virus yet." "Won't you come in and talk?" " l gotta go back. lt's late." "A little illicit drink?" "OK, then." "Call wheneveryou want." "Are you there?" "You scared him off?" " Did you get his face?" " The car was in the way." " Hope you didn't fuck it up." " Don't worry." "Why're you nervous?" " 'Cause of you" " That's all?" " l have this feeling." "Something tells me... this guy's the ideal customer." " Back late again?" " l was meeting investors." " Do they often invest until 2:15 a.m.?" "Enough is enough, eh?" "You're never home, day or night." "I have no clue what you do, besides spend my money." " Our money." "We're married, dear." "And we were supposed to have a family." "Children!" "Where are they?" "We have time." " Come on!" "You're in your 50s!" "I'm almost 40!" " Medicine works miracles." " Not without sex." "You gotta want it." "You gotta make me." "(loud music coming from outside)" " The buffoon." " Don't call him that." " Pussycat..." " Not great." " lt depends on the angle." " From this angle in front, where most people watch, it's no good." " This is way too complicated." " lt worked at lntersexxxion." " So, go back there!" " Don't tempt me, asshole." " Nice, eh?" "No need to mention the view." "Rain or shine, it's there." "On to concrete issues." "The apartment costs $825,000." "That's the asking price." "But any bid is negotiable." "The taxes are... about $6,000 a year, and the condo fees are..." "He'll have it in a sec." " Did you see them?" "They must be a couple." " They looked happy." "Yeah." " into each other." "Yeah." "Real nymphos." "What?" "What's wrong?" "You've been out of it all day." " Everfelt you've been wrong your whole life?" "I have." "I'm not happy, Normand." "Something's missing." " l know what." " l'm serious." "I mean Michel and me." " Maybe all you need is... some new energy." "Want me to talk to him?" "We could do it tonight..." " Tonight?" "What's tonight?" "We're coming for supper." "It's Michel's..." " l completely forgot." "We can postpone." "I feel a connection with Michel." "Maybe he'd listen." "(cell phone ringing)" " Pussycat!" " You're not at home?" " l have appointments." " l forgot to mention Normand's coming for supper." "Is that really necessary?" " Don't say that." "He asked." "He wants to talk to you." " Be still, my beating heart!" " Can you do the shopping?" " Do I have a choice?" " lt might be fun, who knows?" " With Normand, I doubt it." "Bye." "Gotta run." " OK, see you later." "Right." "(car alarm beeping)" "(metal music playing in his headphones)" "Vito, get the door!" "(ding-dong!" ")" " He's here!" "Who?" " Michel." "He's early, so move your butt." "Sorry, I didn't hearthe bell." "You're early." " My appointment ended earlier than expected." "That's why." " Do you want to come in for coffee?" " Smells exotic here." " That's my roommate." "Pot is her religion." " She's devout." "is she here?" " No, she's gone." "Sit down." "Make yourself at home." "Do you want milk or sugar?" " Neither." "(cup breaking) I want you." "Wait." "Come." "Here." "This'll relax you." "Why, do I looked stressed?" " Preoccupied. lt's different." "Easy." "Breathe deeply." " l've done this a lot." "Damn!" "What is this?" " Hydroponic." "Good, eh?" " lt's strong." "Why don't you leave her?" "Jacqueline and I have been together 12 years." "That's a long time." " Twelve years is only 144 months." "Well, there's the house too." "Just the thought of splitting and organizing everything" " So, it's the money!" "Separation's too expensive." "What'll you do if you can't leave her and your couch?" " l don't know... I'll wait." " For what?" "For herto magically vanish?" " Sorry, I got held up." " No problem, boss!" "We almost gave up." " Be right there!" "You call that going shopping?" " Don't start." "It's all I could do." " More damn investors again?" " How can I find work if you don't give me some leeway?" "Please." " Should've seen Jacqueline." "She was amazing." "Magnificent." " She sold a lawnmower in the Sahara?" " Not at all." "She unloaded a condo in record time." "To two tough customers." "It was masterful." "I'm sure she could do anything she wanted." "What did you do before this?" " Tell him about your singing days." "You sang?" " Professionally." "Where?" " lt didn't last long." " Michel had gone back to school, and I got a waitressing job in a bar called Les Girls forthe summer." "We got a little act together." "It was really fun." " Mostly dykes, eh?" " l knew we should've dropped it." "Why?" "Don't get mad." "There were punks and fags too." "All kinds." " Shall we?" "You can do your little demo." " Here's the Slim-Line 9000." "The latest in laptops." "Take a look." "This sleek thing has a Pentium 8 synched with 2.2 GHz." "A 350-gig hard drive." "A superior graphics card, liquid-crystal screen," "256 million colours." "And above all, above all..." "This." "A Blue Tooth PCM cia card." "Ultra-flat, re-mastered, spits out the megabytes." "All this... for 800 bucks." "Let me explain." "I can get tons of these babies." "You can resell them and we split the profit." "Deal?" " Interesting." "What do you think?" "You want me to sell computers." "Yeah." " lt's just a stopgap." "An opportunity." "Jump on it!" " Let me tell you two something..." "Your SPCA card there..." "Go stick it up your ass." "Way up." "Once it's in there, we'll see if it still makes your mega-dick spew." "On that note, good night, everyone." " That takes the cake." "Bet you're proud of yourself." "What?" "I wasn't gonna let that tacky twit humiliate me!" " He was just trying to help you." " l can manage on my own, thank you very much." " Oh, yeah?" "So, why don't you then?" "What does that mean?" " lf you can manage like you say you can, go ahead." "Do it." "I won't tolerate having a slacker here much longer." " Come on, pussycat." "You're not serious?" "We need a break, Michel." "I need one." " But... what'll I do?" "I'm pounding the pavement" "You've been job-hunting 5 years, and nothing." "Maybe it'll go better without me around." " Pussycat." " Stop it." " Perfect." "You know what you do now?" " Stay behind the door." "If things go wrong, I intervene." " Right." "That's him." "Go on, go on." " No showertoday?" " No." "Come in." "Sit." "We gotta talk." " l'm glad you called..." "What's this?" "A camera." " Bingo." "What's it for?" " Listen, Maya." "It's important." "I need you." "What is it?" " My wife... I have to..." "What?" "Spit it out!" " l gotta get rid of her, or she'll get rid of me." ""Get rid of" means..." "Wouldn't divorce be simpler?" " lt's about the money." "Divorce means splitting it, and I... I want it all." " Offing someone isn't easy." "How'll you do it?" " That's the thing." "I can't do it." "I need a specialist." "That guy..." "Wasn't the guy hassling you a hit-man?" "Vito?" "Yeah." "Maybe he could help us." " Maybe." "You didn't!" "7'8"." " l sure did. I came out with," ""l need a break, Michel."" "What'd he say?" " Not much, as usual." "He's going to the country to think." "And you?" "11'3"." " Me?" "I'm resolved." "You're not serious." "Well, yes." "He can go off and think as much as he wants." "Something else is bothering him." " Like what?" "13'3"." " l don't know." "Something's not clear." "It can't be money or work." "He has none." "It can only be one thing." "A mistress." " l wouldn't be surprised." "Don't take it badly." " Sure, it's always good getting duped." " See?" "You're bitter." "You gotta understand, it's good for men." " Takes a man to say that." " For women too." "I've been telling you to try it." " Try what?" "Awoman, or a lover?" " Both, if you want." " l don't get it." "Why film him again?" "He just wants us to kill his wife, not be a TV star." "You don't get it, dummy." " Don't call me that." " lf we get him on tape ordering the hit, we can blackmail him forever, for lots more cash." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "With a tape, we got him by the balls..." "We got a rich widower by the balls, forever." "(toy squeaking)" "Get it now?" "Do you read?" "Yeah." " Done. I got it." "What?" " The plan." "(splash!" ")" "What was that?" "What's the plan?" " Saturday, I go hunting for 2 or 3 days." " That's your plan?" "Hunting?" " Part of it." "That's my alibi." "Listen." "It'll be the last time I see her alive." "As I leave, Normand will pick her up, like every morning." "Twit." "She'll be gone all morning, like every Saturday." "That'll be the cue to act." "All quiet, no danger." "You can go right in." "The basement window will be open for him." "First thing is disarming the alarm in 3 minutes." "No longer." "Then, he must go upstairs and rob the house." "To speed things up, I made a detailed diagram." "He must steal the valuables, so it looks like a standard BE." "At 12:45 - this is crucial-- he must stop, reset the alarm, hide, and not move." "Between 12:45 and 1:00," "Jacqueline returns." "Like always, she'll go to the kitchen to make her damn milk shake." "Time to strike." "Then it's just a matter of patience." "He has to wait until dark, then leave with all the goods." "At 7:00, after hunting, I'll call." "(dring!" ")" "No answer." "I'll find this strange, leave a message, then call back next morning." "Still no answer." "Now, I really start worrying." "So, I decide to rush home, and then..." "Horrendous." "I'm thunderstruck, stunned, as ifI were the victim." "I'll be sad... but rich." "We will be rich." " Good plan." "We need someone reliable." "You spoke to your guy?" "Yes." "But it'll cost you." " How much?" " 20,000." "Ten before, ten after." "At that price, he better be good." " Don't worry." "He's the best." " How do we film him now?" " ljust make him confess." " Perfect." "I can go back to what I do best." " lt won't be loud, eh?" " Funny, you seem so eager to go to the cottage." " Funny?" "Yeah." " But I'm doing it foryou." "For us." "To give you time to think." " l've thought a lot." "Now it's time to act." " Bingo." " There's your pal, the buffoon." " Don't call him that." " Hello." " l'll get my things." " So, today's the big day, eh?" "You could call it that." " The fresh air will do you good." "Seriously..." "The country's forfooling around, eh?" "To get the sap running again..." "A roll in the spruce with your mistress." " l'm ready." "Yep." "Fine." "Well, bon voyage." " Right." " Bye, pussycat." "You didn't." "Yeah. "A roll in the spruce..."" "And his face..." "(alarm system beeping)" "(alarm system beeping)" "(alarm system beeping)" "You." "What're you doing here?" " l knew you'd drive by." " l was waiting foryou." " But..." "What?" "Not happy to see me?" "We can't be seen together." "That's not the plan." "Wait..." "Plans can change." "Buckle up." "What'll you do?" " Nothing." "Clear my mind." " But you think he's cheating." " No... lt's not just him." "I was deceiving myself." " But the result's the same." "You're alone." "What's up?" "You know." "What did we just say?" " l'll pretend I didn't hear." "It's just a passing fancy." "You'll get over it." "I'll help you." " Don't bother, it won't work." "You can't pass this up." " Gimme a break." "Don't start bragging." "It doesn't become you." " But the world is your oyster." " No, I got enough problems of my own." "See you Monday." "(laughing)" "Unbelievable..." " Know anything about hockey?" "Yeah, a bit." " Do you like it?" " Not really." " lt's OK, you'll understand." "A long time ago, in the 60s and 70s, the Canadiens had a coach." "The Montreal Canadiens?" " Come on." " His name was Piton Ruel." "He always said," ""Guys, you must always give 110% of yourself."" "Understand?" "That became my motto." "Don't calculate." "Give it your all." "Always, in everything, for everything." "This also means... don't let things pass you by." "Because later... well..." "Wanna come for lunch?" "A barbecue tomorrow?" "A barbecue over burning coals?" "A regular barbecue." "(metal music playing)" "(alarm system beeping)" "(snoring)" "(alarm system beeping)" "(alarm system going off)" " No funny business." "Move!" "(alarm system going silent)" "(dring!" ")" "That's Security." "No answer, they call the cops." "You think I'm an amateur?" " No, no." "(dring!" ")" "Answer, and make it good." " Hello... lt was an accident." "Jacqueline Renaud." "My password is..." "G-l-R-L-S." "Yes." "Right." "Bye now." "What are you gonna do?" " Guess." " Kill me?" "Why?" "I did what you said." " This won't take long." " Take anything you want." "Yeah, that's the plan." " l'll never say a thing, I swear." "When I'm done with you, you won't be talking." " Don't do it." "Why are you doing this?" " lt ain't to make headlines." "I'm getting paid." " Paid?" "What do you mean?" "Who's paying you?" "Neighbours?" "Competitors?" "An ex-client?" "Who, then?" "You really wanna know?" "Yes." "Your husband." " He could never pull off a stunt like this." "I don't believe it." " l kill, I don't lie." " Fine." " Look." " l don't believe it." " Can't trust anyone." " How much is he paying?" " Enough." " How much?" "I'll double it." " l doubt that." " l'll give you... I'll give you 100,000 bucks." " $100,000?" "Yep." "Without having to kill anyone." "That's a good deal." "How about it?" " lt's beautiful." " Too beautiful." "Christ!" " There's a motel nearby where l once worked." " Really?" "We could drop in." " No, that's not the plan." " Sure?" " Positive." "Well, maybe..." " Too bad..." "(pants unzipping)" "What're you doing?" "Am I bothering you?" " Not yet." "Now, you are..." "Maya, be careful." "Wait." "I have to... I gotta stop. I can't..." "Stop." "I'm pulling over." "I'm stopping, not you!" "Where's this damn motel of yours?" "What're we doing?" "Waiting." " For what?" " The boss." "We're waiting for her." "Mind if I watch my show?" " The boss?" "Don't move!" "Why'd you do that?" "You coulda waited 'til I was done." "Stuff's expensive." " Sit." " Careful, it's loaded." " l said, sit down." " Calm down." "I'm just picking up my stuff." "Look." "(screaming) (gun firing)" "Fuck!" "She shot my foot!" "You ripped my foot open!" "Don't move a muscle, or I'll shoot!" " l was going to the cottage." "My wife wanted me out." "I picked up a girl hitch-hiking." "A lovely woman who lifted my spirits." "Then, we decided to stop at a motel, and we spent the night there." "How's that?" " Excellent." "See?" "You gotta think positive." "Your motel is discreet, right?" "Very." "Almost anonymous." " Perfect." "It's 6:15." "He must be done." "I hope there's not blood everywhere." " Good thing you're rich, you bitch!" "You call this discreet?" "Wait 'til you see inside." " Come on!" " There are many bars like this." "We don't have to hit them." "Not as my wife's being killed." "We're here by chance, you said." "Relax." "You think too much." " l'll get a room." " l'll do it." " Sure?" " l know the boss." "You know him?" " l told you, I worked here." "Anyone here?" " Holy shit." "What are you doing here?" " Hi, Sardine!" "I need a favour." "As I recall, last time, you left with my girlfriend and $3,000 from the cash." "So, look..." " l can pay you back if you want." "Half now, and the rest when I'm done my thing." "But... if you really insist, I could add interest later." "What do you need?" " l need my old room." " The rest tomorrow." "Or else." "Who do you think I am?" "Not bad, eh?" "She used to be a social worker." "She finds this more benevolent." "What's wrong?" " lt's past 7:15. I gotta call." "We have a plan!" "You got a room?" "With a king-size bed, and magic fingers." " Magic fingers..." "(dring!" ")" "(dring!" ")" "(snoring)" "Hello!" "Jacqueline and Michel are not home." "Leave us a message and we'll call you right back." "Bye!" "For job offers, call me on my cell, 666-3257." "Thank you!" "Yeah, it's me." "You're not home?" "Where are you?" "I suddenly felt drowsy." "I stopped at a motel." "L'lntersexxxion is the name." "(bed shaking)" "And now I think... I'll spend the night here." "I'm tired." "I hope... you're not well." "I mean, you are well." "See you tomorrow." "Bye, pussycat." "Couldn't you have waited?" " Let me take your mind off things." " Take my mind off things?" "(dring!" ")" "(dring!" ")" "(dring!" ")" "Hello!" "Jacqueline and Michel are not home." "Leave us a message and we'll call you right back." "Bye!" "For job offers" "What?" "What is it?" "Who's speaking?" " Santa Claus, idiot." "Who is it?" "What do you want?" " Gimme Maya." "We got a new deal." "What deal?" "What are you talking about?" " She's offering $100,000 to spare her." "Can you top that?" "Hello, are you there?" " No way." "The deal was $20,000." " l knew it." "Let me speak to Maya." "What's wrong?" " He wants more money." "What?" "Are you nuts?" " Let me explain." "Vito, follow the plan." " But she's offering us $100,000!" " Of course she is." "You're fucking everything up." "Trust me!" " l'm the one risking jail time." " You'll risk more than that if you back out." "Well, I'm taking the cash." "Wait for me. I'm coming." "What now?" " Mom always said," ""For something done well, do it yourself."" "Keep this 'til l get back." " So, what do I do?" "Wait here." "" "What'll you have?" " Scotch." "Dry." "Weren't you with Carole?" " l don't know a Carole." " The girl you were with." "Room 12." "Carole." "You mean Maya." "Where is she?" " l don't know." "What's he having?" " Scotch." "That'll be $50." " l asked for a glass." "Not the bottle!" "Yeah, but... how about the service?" " The service is great." "Where's Carole?" "Who's asking?" " Sardine." "My boss. it's her nickname." " Tell Sardine Carole's not here." "Where is she?" " Gone." "An emergency." " She's gone." "That's what I thought." "I'll be back." "I don't have change." " Give him this for me." " Thank you." "What's this?" " lt's Carole's." "From Sardine." " Tell me your plan again." " You like me talking about it." " How will you do it?" " You want to know how I'll kill my wife?" "Hearing how I'll kill her excites you?" " Tell me everything." "Where is she?" " Slow down." "She's right there." "You're telling me to slow down?" "You lost it?" "Smoked too much?" "A lot happened" "You're cute when you're mad." "There she is." "She ain't moving." "Tons of time to talk." " So what happened?" " l hurt myself." " Poor little dummy." " Don't call me that." " So what do you call a betraying sidekick?" "Let's take care of you." "That stings!" " Consideryourself lucky." "I should just shoot you." "I bust my ass to get his confession and all you can do is fuck up again." " $100,000 to spare her." "We should think about it." "Who says she has it?" "Don't think." "You'll get hurt." "A pension for life is worth more." "(loud music coming from outside)" "What's that?" " That's the other jerk." "(wailing)" " He's coming." "(ding-dong!" ")" "Yeah?" " ls Jacqueline in?" " She's busy." " Busy?" "We had an appointment." "A date." "To barbecue steaks." "Well, not today." "Why?" "There's enough forthree." "We're working here." " ln that case, you'll need me." "I'm hertrainee." "I do the numbers." "Well, we juggle our own." "Get it?" " l see." "Can you give herthese?" " l'm sure she'll be thrilled." " Have fun." " Time's up." " lt'll take a jiffy." " Clean." "No blood spatter." "After all... the deal's off." "Clean..." "(metal clinking)" "Clean, clean, clean..." "Ready?" "(screaming)" "(wailing)" "(screaming)" "Scared, eh?" "Hey, you're not bad." "Ain't that chic." "(gun firing)" "What are you up to?" "(screaming)" "Don't move!" "You neither!" "Why're you wearing that?" "Just trying it on." " Looks good on you." " Really?" " Maybe a little retro." " That's OK." "It needs to be taken in here." "What now?" " l dunno... lt's not my contract." "We'll put our guns down together." " Sorry about your boyfriend." "I had no choice." "It was him or me." " He ain't my boyfriend." " Oh no." "Who was it?" " Some dummy." "Yet another." " They're all a bit the same." " Hands up." "Don't move." "It's OK, pussycat." "I'm here." "Relax." "It'll be fine." " Stop the act. I know everything." "What'd you say?" " She's not so bad." "Why get rid of her?" " Don't believe her." "That fucking little liar tried to screw me too." "She's dangerous, pussycat." "Well..." "I don't doubt that." "You two piss me off." "What d'you think?" "You're smarter?" "Who's got the gun?" "Who?" "She ain't laughing now." "You and your maggot face." "I'll show you who's boss!" "I'll show you!" "Who's boss?" "(shouting)" " l had no choice, eh?" "It'll be fine." "It'll be OK, pussycat." "I'm here now." " So that's about it." "The whole thing was hard to explain." "As I said, I came in the front." "I was invited for a barbecue." " With Normand's help, the police realized I was the victim." "Of course, I rearranged the scenario a little." "Just a bit." "Would you like to buy a house?" "You seem to be interested." "After that, life was never the same." "I resigned after selling my last house." "Mine." "With the money," "I moved on to something different." "As an old Montreal Canadiens coach used to say, you have to give it your all." "Always, all the time." "You must try things, and above all, live life to the fullest." "Which doesn't mean... you shouldn't look out for your interests." "Because, after all, we are what we are." "And you can't change that." "Live... at 1 10 per cent." "Adaptation:" "Fleming/Bolduc Anrá Médiatextes, Montreal" "DVD subtitling:" "CNST, Montreal"