"Tezuka Osamu's Don Dracula" "Bijin womireba yodare ga zururi" "Kokoro wakuwaku ashi motohazumu" "Senzo daidai nijuujinkaku" "Zunoumeiseki iq wa dora q ra" "Ningen minna suki nanosa" "Narouze oirato tomodachi ni" "Nerima noyashikiha ittsu paradaisu" "Kurashi yoinosa donto paradaisu" "Donto donto donto dorakyura" "Donto donto donto don paradaisu" "Nerima noyashikiha ittsu paradaisu" "Kurashi yoinosa donto paradaisu" "Donto donto donto dorakyura" "Donto donto donto don paradaisu" ""Risky Vampire Tour "" "Dracula..." ""Risky Vampire Tour "" ""Risky Vampire Tour "" "Hey, where are you taking me?" "To a nightclub." "It's past midnight already." "What's all this noise?" "People today are lowlifes." "You're old fashioned, dad." "Kabukicho, in Shinjuku, is known as the "sleepless neighbourhood."" "Nonsense!" "Humans are made to sleep during the night-time." "If they don't do it, what should we, vampires, do?" "Don't you agree, Chocola?" "Of course." "You wouldn't drool so much sleeping next to a beautiful woman." "What's that about drool?" "But that is the problem." "If I only feed from frozen blood, the cold will get to me." "There's a beautiful woman nearby." "Follow me, Chocola!" "What's wrong, Dad?" "Monsters!" "Dad, those are just movie posters." "Posters?" "Why do people watch films about scary monsters?" "Compared to you they're just monkeys." "Hey, Chocola..." "Would you stop joking for just a couple of minutes?" "By the way, how am I scary?" "I'm very handsome Don Dora-chan." "Wh-Where?" "I'm tired of all this." "I'm ashamed of you." "Stand up, now." "How can I stand up, after all you said tonight?" "A beautiful lady!" "Where, where is she?" "Where,wh...?" "Come on, let's go." "Oh!" "Chocola!" "There are beauties... in there!" "You see?" "You fainted after seeing your own reflection." "It's not that..." "I was just surprised by my natural beauty." "You're lying." "With those comments, who could be sincere?" "Chocola, what's all this noise?" "Is this a Japanese festival?" "What?" "You don't even know?" "This is a disco club." ""Desk"?" "Not "disk," "DISCO!" Oh, "disk."" "She looks delicious." "I am Count Dracula." "Huh?" "What?" "I can't hear you." "I am Count Dracula from Transylvania's thickest mist." "Huh?" "What count?" "What about the mist?" "Hey, I'm Count Dracula!" "From Transylvania..!" "Tiger or lion, all the same." "Let's dance together." "Come on!" "What are you doing to me?" "Ojisan, you dance very well." "Mansion Nerima is a heaven on earth." "A strange vampire!" "Mansion Nerima is a heaven on earth." "Come on, man, go!" "Careful with your lumbago!" "Dr Don, Dr Don, Don, Paradise." "Choc..." "Chocola, I can't dance any more." "And you call yourself a vampire!" "Dracula never gives up." "You'd better leave now." "I'll stay a bit longer." "OK." "Make sure you go home before dawn." "Mansion Nerima is a heaven on earth." "This is my neighborhood." "Hi, we meet again." "He's on fire!" "Singing out of tune!" "Dancing with no rhythm!" "Dracula should consider how old he is." "He's already 400 years old." "I'm too young compared to him!" "Mansion Nerima is a heaven on earth." "I sing better than him, right?" "Am I that old?" "Lord Dracula!" "Who are you?" "Why did you call me Dracula?" "Because you've been dancing in the club dressed up like Dracula, right?" "I am the president of the Japanese Friends of the Vampires Association." "I'm one of the members." "What do you say?" "Friends of the Vampires?" "Yes." "The Japanese Association for the Friends of the Vampires." "There are 300 members in Japan." "This is the newsletter." "We are trying to learn how to love and understand vampires." "I see." "There are still people of goodwill in Japan..." "I am moved!" "Sir, you are a vampire fan?" "I think you might be." "Vampires were thought of as demons in the Middle Ages." "I know that very well." "Yes, of course, since you are also a vampire fan." "Why don't you become a member of the Association?" "The monthly fee is only 300 Yen." "I'm leaving." "Members can right buy a cape like mine with a discount." "Compared to mine, that is rubbish." "And we also watch films about vampires." "That's nonsense." "We also organize trips once a year." "How convenient!" "It's next Sunday." "That's stupid." "Two thirds of the members are beautiful ladies." "I want to be a member." "Our adviser happens to be the former Miss Japan." "Miss Japan?" "I want to join you!" "Let me be a member, please." "Unbelievable!" "Was old woman Miss Japan?" "Yes, 43 years ago." "This is a trap!" "I resign." "Give me back the 300 yen fee." "What!" "Now you want to quit?" "And you call yourself an adult?" "It is very low to betray children." "I won't let you go as long as I'm alive." "I'm one of the sponsors of the Association." "All right!" "You don't have to give me all the money back." "200 yen would do it." "100 yen, only 100 yen. 100 yen." "100 yen is nothing!" "Adults want to leave immediately, if they are not benefiting from it." "If you don't give me the money back I'll stay, it doesn't matter." "Deal." "There's a meeting tonight." "I won't forgive you if you try to escape." "Ah, yes, fine." "Today is Friday the 13th." "It is also the anniversary of Buddha's death." "What a day!" " Silence!" " Oh, sorry." "I will now tell you about the next trip we are organizing." "Just a moment, one second." "Helsing and the cross!" "Why are you trembling?" "Silence!" "Sorry, but who are you?" "I travel the world in search of vampires." "I'm professor Helsing, and I will annihilate them!" "Professor Helsing?" "Famous for his work on the Draculas?" "Yes, the famous one." "If you are famous, it is because of your hemorrhoids..." "Did anybody say hemorrhoids?" "What do hemorrhoids have to do with this?" "Well, yes." "I do suffer from hemorrhoids." "Look what you made me say!" "This Association is a joke!" "It should be disbanded immediately." "What did you say?" "Silence!" "You bald head, no one wants to hear you." "Good boy, good boy." "Come, come, good boy." "What a disgusting old woman!" "You're worse than Dracula himself." "Listen, Grandma." "Call me Auntie." "Listen then, Auntie." "Vampires shouldn't have a fan club!" "They don't need any friends." "I disagree." "Getting along with others is "more more better."" "Vampires not only suck your blood..." "They also turn you into one of them." "They must die!" "My boy, what's wrong?" "Just... give me a break." "It seems it's here." "Oh my!" "I'll come back another day." "Disband the club." "I can't stand this!" "Professor Van Hemorroiding suits you better than Van Helsing." "Carry on, chairman." "Yes, Auntie." "For the trip, we will go to Zundo Cave." "A cave full of stalactites." "They say there are living vampires there, and that they sucked some people's blood." "Maybe this time we can meet a vampire." "What will you do with him?" "Listen quietly!" "Vampires appear only at night." "Plus, if there are too many of us, they might run away." "Shut up!" "Do you think vampires are that weak?" "Shut up!" "We will use bait." "Obviously, the bait will be a beautiful lady." "Unbelievable!" "No way!" "I would not fall for an ugly one." "You don't get it!" "The bait will be a boy dressed as a girl." " That's nonsense." " Silence!" "We will choose the bait from among the men in our club." "Whoever picks the red ball from this box will be the bait." "Please, everyone pick a ball." "Well, well." "Ah, a white ball, fine." "I think I'll pass..." "Enough of that." "Ah, the red ball!" "Congratulations!" "You will be the bait." "No way." "Dress as a woman..." "I can't do something like that, it's so shameful." "I don't want to do it." "May God punish you!" "Again." "Why are you so reluctant to collaborate, at your age?" "I don't want, no!" "If you don't do it I'll kill you!" "Auntie, please, leave him." "Oh, Tsukasa-chan." "How beautiful!" "I feel for him." "I'll be the bait." "No way." "I was going to volunteer and I got the role." "It's all right if I do it." "By the way, will you come to the trip, too?" "Of course." "I will dress up as a woman!" "Or as any other thing!" "Well, I'm so glad!" " I need another kiss to take the other out." " That's too much." "Thanks." "Dad, isn't it weird that you are the bait to hunt Dracula?" "I'm doing this for cute Tsukasa-san." "In the darkness of the cave, I'll suck her delicious blood." "Now, a few fake eyelashes." "A wig." "And lipstick." "Female Dracula, completed!" "Not bad at all." "It looks like you're going to a gay New Year's party." "What?" "You can get away with it, but I'll bite... anyone else who makes fun of me..." "So ridiculous!" "Don't open your mouth so wide, or the makeup will come off." "Oh yeah?" " Okay, let's go inside." " "Just a moment," wait a minute." "Professor Hemorroiding." "My name is Helsing." "I'm coming with you." "With this stake, I'll kill any vampire that is there." "I don't want you to come with us." "Since it's cold in the cave, you'll suffer from your hemorrhoids again." "I've got the feeling that I've seen you before." "Oh yeah?" "Excuse me." "Let's go." "Come on, Tsukasa-chan." "Be careful, otherwise vampires will suck your blood." "It's only bats." "Auntie's umbrella is much more scary." "How far do we go?" "If we go in very deep, we won't be able to come back." "You're the bait." "Try to lure the vampires out... in a sexy and feminine voice." "Yes, yes." "Listen, vampires!" "Show up if you are there!" "What kind of female voice is that!" "You'll scare the vampires away." "Ay!" "Tsukasa-chan!" "Help me!" "The rock is hard and cold." "I will say no more." "I'm exhausted." "Listen carefully, all of you." "Bones!" "Ah, yes." "Are they human's?" "I'm scared." "Do not worry, you're with a tough guy." "Maybe they were killed by the vampires." "They're all victims." "Amen!" "There are no vampires in this cave." "I know." "These bones belong to someone who got lost in the cave." "That's nonsense!" "We were enjoying the trip, and you had to go and spoil it." "You are a man without any hopes." "I'm disappointed!" "Vampires do exist." "Don't you understand?" "By the way, I think we're lost." "What about the lifeline?" "It was too short." "So I dropped it already." "Unbelievable!" "What shall we do now, Auntie?" "Leave that to me." "I graduated from a women's university." "I know where the exit is." "Come this way." "Everyone!" "Hold the coat of the person ahead you." "Auntie, this way is "more better" than the other way." " Your face is very sticky." " I'm stuck!" "I do not like this." " How scary!" " I'm scared." "Don't push me." "The batteries have run out!" "Mine too." "Where is the exit?" "I don't think it's this way." "You don't think..." "I don't know what to do next, even if I'm a graduate from the women's university." "Maybe you got admitted there by mistake." "Don't say that!" "Take this!" " I can't walk." " Let's take a break." "I want to get out of here, now!" "I don't want to die here like a dog!" "The last flashlight..." "We still have a lighter." "We will die in this cold." "We've been here for 6 hours." "Should we wait for a rescue instead of walking?" "No!" "I want to go home!" "Such weaklings." "I'll find the exit using my intuition." "Follow me!" "Lies!" "Those who want to leave, follow me." "Otherwise, I'll leave you here." " What are you going to do, Tsukasa-chan?" " I'm coming with you." "Me too." "We're coming, too!" "If it weren't for the association, I'd only save Tsukasa..." " Give me your umbrella." " What will you do with it?" "I'll use it as a torch." "Good!" "Now she won't be able to hit me any more." "Let's go!" "Everyone, hold each other's hands." "We're close to the exit." "Come on!" "Help!" "It's daytime!" "It's the sun...!" "He turned into ashes!" "That man was a vampire!" "Don't mess around." "The Lord has given us good luck." "We have been very lucky to have met a real vampire." "This very good, really." "Now, gather the ashes carefully." "Come on." "Something horrible happened." "What a blunder!" "He didn't notice that it was daytime already." "Poor Chocola!" "I have to tell her." "What?" "He turned into ashes?" "Where?" "What?" "Tomorrow?" "They'll give the ashes to the club members?" "Hello?" "Helloooo?" "This is Yasu the bat." "Igor, it seems that my father has turned into ashes." "What should I do?" "Retrieve them ASAP." "Before it's too late." "Yes." "Yes, I became a sponsor in the Association... because I knew it." "I knew I could make a profit." "I'll give some other ashes to the members, and I'll sell the real ones abroad." "Yes, yes, yes..." "A real vampire's ashes." "I can sell them for a good price." "Great!" "You have been cursed by the vampire in the cave." "Your life will come to an end tonight." "I don't want to die a single woman." "If you do what I say, I'll let you live." "I'll do anything." "Take all the vampire ashes and gather them right now." "Otherwise, I'll send you to Hell on a wheelchair." "Save my life, please!" "Are you sure that all the ashes are together here?" "Yes, that's all of them." "Yes." "Are you sure there is nothing mixed with them?" "Yes, there is nothing mixed in." "Yes!" "Everything turned out fine." "Igor, are the blood, the glue and the powder ready?" "Everything is ready." "Thanks." "I'll try that technique to resurrect my father's body." "With a glass of blood, a tablespoon of glue, and some powder." "Stir." "Pour the mixture over the ashes and mix firmly." "Cover the mixture and wait 3 minutes." "It's been 3 minutes." "I hope I get it right!" "No way!" "There were some ashes mixed with my father's." "I don't like umbrellas;" "they are not smart." "Dracula!" "Dondora dondora dondora dondora" "Don dorakyura" "Watashi no watashi no daisuki na otousan wa kyuuketsuki" "Kuroi manto ga shibui deshou" "Surudoi kiba ga suteki deshou" "Kono yo de ichiban ano yo demo ichiban" "Yoru no teiou supa sutaa" "Dondora dondora dondora dondora" "Don dorakyura" "Ninniku juujika daikirai" "Otousan wa kyuuketsuki"