"Buda!" "Oh, Buda, my son..." "Buda!" "Buda, my son, don't make your Mother worried." "Buda!" "Buda!" "He's gone." "He is!" "He must be around." "Ain't got wings to fly." "Vojislav Trajkovic, find your child." "I will, Lepica." "Buda!" "Buda, move." "I won't." "Son, we gotta go, say hello to each other, and go." "Look the time!" "I don't wanna go anywhere." "I'm marrying." "What?" "You'll married another time." "Let's go." "Sorry, girl." "Let me go!" "Let me go, I don't wanna go..." "Buda, don't go!" "How much we will migrate?" "C'mon." "Every profession got his destiny, and ours too:" "To migrate." "That's how Grandpa done, that's how I'm doing, and probably you will as well." "Let me!" "Destiny of your profession is not to smoke, but you don't stop doing it." "It's my first this morning." "I'll tell Grandpa!" "You wanna be a rat?" "I don't wanna go!" "Do you know where is Belgrade?" "!" "You want me to move in by dark?" "And what you wait, Daddy?" "Do you have some girl for Goodbye's too?" "Well Lepa, something could be found for me as well." "Why you bother this kid?" "You just teach him to migrate, to be without his own home, you Trajkovic's are all the same!" "Enough hassling!" "We're going!" "Better I had found someone who can settle in one place at least one year!" "Get up!" "Ah, Lepa..." "And Mother had talk me..." "Don't start again." "Go further." "And don't peep out." "Blow!" "I didn't smoke, I swear." "Traveling is joy for fool." "in movie" "LOVE LIFE OF BUDIMIR TRAJKOVIC" "Lepa, honey..." "I promise we won't migrate again." "I'll do anything we stay in Belgrade." "We've been rambling anywhere!" "Now we'll stop in big city as it's normal." "Yes, you first convincing me that we'll live at the seashore." "That we gonna watch sunsets." "Then you've been talking we're gonna breathe fresh mountain air for the rest of our lives." "Then you lied me that we're gonna drive sleigh over the sweep Panonia plain." "I don't wanna migrate again." "No way!" "Buda, my kid..." "Don't marry ever." "Women are flood for the bridge construction." "I want to marry!" "OK, do whatever you want." "I don't know anything else." "I know only to construct the bridges." "But they don't build all bridges in the same city." "Well said, son." "I didn't ask you nothing, Dad." "Are you sure?" "C'mon, it's the one." "I'm telling you." "And still keeps in shape." "Your peer." "What are we waiting for?" "Your Father is born in this bridge, but you sitting there instead of kissing it." "If we not go at once, I'm going!" "You wanna get there before spring?" "We're going..." "Buda, son:" "Bridge builders must be cold as a river Drina!" "Buda, son, why you didn't put your glasses on?" "That's the way." "Vesna from Kraljevo" "Hello from Maribor." "Milica" "Djurdjina" "Buda!" "What is with you again?" "Buda!" "Here is your peer!" "You have born here." "It's been finished by here." "No, I mean by here." "No, Dad." "We finished it by here." "Remember, I was doing larxyntable when they call to tell me that Buda is born." "I almost fell down!" "Exactly here." "Hey, Lepa..." "Wake up." "Belgrade!" "Watch out!" " What is this?" "Soil." "What soil?" "For my flowers!" "In Belgrade there isn't soil?" "Not like this one!" "Take this, and don't scatter my garden all over street!" "Vojislav, the cactus!" "OK." "Next time we have our garden too." "What next time?" "What next time?" "Listen to me, if you just mention migrating again, it won't be good." "I have other methods!" "What methods?" "You'll see, if you say word "Migrating" one more time." "We staying there, understood?" "Understood." "Take this!" "You're so useless!" "Enough, it was miserable!" "Soprans, gave me intonation!" "Good afternoon." "Are you professor Plavišic?" "Is someone late again?" "Silence." "Again." "On your place." "They send me to you," "I'm new student, Budimir Trajkovic." "Great, Trpkovic." "Enough." "I'd say you're tenor by your voice, right?" "Quiet." "Now, tell me where you've finished previous grades, Trifunovic?" "It's Budimir Trajkovic." "Right." "First 4 grades I finished in Ajdovšcina, then I moved to Bijelo Polje while first term, 1st grade of gymnasium I finished in Strumica and Maribor, then 2nd grade started in Kotor." "Great, Trailovic, your parents probably work in circus." "Enough, quiet." "Budimir Trajkovic." "My Father works with bridges." "OK, silence." "From the start again." ""In Budim city."" "Watch out, tenors!" "Sorry, Buda." "I'm mixing names, I'm a bit..." "Mihajlovic, check Buda in the chorus." "Which voice we said?" "Louder." "2nd tenor." "Go up there." "Daddy, you want more saft?" "Well, yes." "My wife is flourishing today." "Voja, today I made your favourite thing." "Noodles with poppy?" "That one too." "And I made cookies for you, Daddy." "Well done!" "I didn't ate them for a long time." "For a long time." "Your wife is fire-woman today." "She can everything when she wants to." "Cheers!" "Good evening." "Bon appetite!" "Hi, Budimir." "How's in the school?" "So, so." "I teach different in every town." "Hi, son." "What you want for dinner?" "Nothing." "Why nothing?" "We got mash potatoes." "That's good." "You must take the chicken first." "I saved white for meat for you." "Give me." "No..." "Come!" "I have something important to tell you." "Let me go!" "Must I chase you every time?" "What?" "Where you've hit?" "Don't!" "He's gonna hear us." "Who?" "Buda will hear us." "He'd hear us." "Budimir!" "Yes?" "I've said you, Voja." "Go to sleep." "I've said it..." "How many girls you had by now?" "Well, I had..." "How many?" "Basic rules of Pitagorean order was:" "To abstain of years, to not pick it up what's fell, to not touch white rooster, to not pass the crossroad..." "Am I ugly that much?" "That's not the reason." "What's then?" "You got no experience." "What?" "You got no love experience." "Mihajlovic, stop talking!" "Professor of geography tells me that you can't list two rivers." "List 10, 15..." "No, 20 rivers in Yugoslavia!" "But professor, you teach philosophy." "It's not your level to ask me about rivers." "You'll teach me what's my level?" "My students must know everything, even brooks if need." "Sing!" "Well, we got..." "My students don't start their thoughts with "Well"... only if they tend to say "Wellington."" "So?" "Sava..." "Morava..." "Danube..." "Drava..." "Morava..." "You said it that one." "This was Southern Morava." "Good." "Then, Sava..." "This is Western Sava, eh?" "Then will be Eastern Danube." "Sit, shame yourself." "You got Tisa, Kupa, Bosna..." "We got Tisa, and Kupa, and..." "Buzda whisper you these." "Real gentleman never asks for a help." "Thanks for trying." "It's nothing." "I know rivers at least." "We're going to some place later." "To educate yourself theoretically." "Practical work will do later." "C'mon, check this out." "What you say?" "Hey, have you already..." "Of course I am." "It's like drinking water or eating." "It's a must, and it's healthy too." "I never done it." "Don't despair." "We'll fix it." "How?" "It's my problem." "Now, let me see if everything is on the place." "I think it's better now." "Go to check if can be heard." "Dad, go to kitchen to check." "Daddy..." "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Why he's shouting?" "Daddy!" "Of looking you just can get pimples." "You must start with acts, my Grandson." "What's happened?" "Listen..." "Your son..." "You can hear me at all." "What's the point of listening when you even didn't turn apparatus on?" "You all just shouting in this house." "Do you know that your son's watching through the spyglass?" "So what?" "He's looking in other people's flats, it means that his time has come." "What time, nonsense!" "If you don't wanna help him," "I..." "What is this?" "The new one." "For us too?" "3000 x 53 x 27." "This is not a bridge, but candy." "We've never doing like this one before." "Trajkovic's never built one like this." "But, please, not say a word." "What is this?" "Nothing, some papers." "Where is Daddy gone?" "Are we goin' to buy some furniture?" "What is this?" "You like it?" "Better you've hook this curtains." "Take it." "Vojce, sit." "What you say, huh?" "I think it's a bit narrow." "Narrow?" "Closely." "Closely?" "OK, next one." "Sit here." "You Daddy there, too." "Sit." "Sit like you're at home." "Yes, lean." "That's good." "Now talk something." "What?" "Whatever you want, just talk." "It's not good at all." "Buda?" "Come son, lie down here." "That bed is short for you, you've grown." "Give me meter." "Hold there." "1,90." "Is it comfortable?" "Well, it's a bit firm." "Firm?" "It'll be good for your back." "Sorry, how much cost this complet?" "1,800,000 with table, but we ain't got from this complet, but from another." "1,800,000..." "Come, Buda." "Why you wait?" "She spends millions and you're sitting here like a bag." "Daddy, don't interfere." "I earned those millions and let her spend them." ""Send mad one in the army, then sit at home and cry!"" "Oh, the whole family Trajkovic is here!" "Hi." "In the shopping, eh?" "Isn't it too big?" "How you gonna transport it?" "In Knez Mihajlo Street you got dismantling furniture or you can buy something of reed, it's mobile." "You know, we like comfortable, classic, so when drop by to see it." "Dad, this is my firm's manager." "I know him, he started as a fitter." "Remember?" "Back in '45." "You Trajkovic's really don't care about your future." "I don't understand." "Why you invest money in furniture when your job is connected with traveling?" "He can leave this month to new duty!" "Daddy hear it." "I'm over now." "What's wrong?" "They're so sensitive about furniture." "Just don't mention it in front of them." "Bye." "I'm leaving for sure!" "Wait, I'll explain you." "You don't have to explain, I'm leaving and that's it." "The man was talking in general, about company's plans." "There is other workers, I'm not the only one." "I knew it, as you've been so nice that's sign for some bad luck." "I'm going in company tomorrow." "Can you raise your voice, Vojislav, and tell them you don't wanna migrate again?" "I guarant..." "Leave that bridge!" "I guarantee you." "We won't go further than Paracin. (150 km from Belgrade)" "I'll bust their place tomorrow." "Believe me." "OK, this time I stay just because of kid." "I love you so much." "Postcard from Switzerland arrived." "Can you knock before entering?" "Postcard from Vukica arrived." "What Vukica?" "C'mon, my sister Vukica from Switzerland." "I thought she's living in Belgium." "The one who wandering around the world?" "You Daddy don't wander, eh?" "In which world you roam?" "Lepa..." "What it said?" "Said she's fine and she'll come." "Don't." "You must collect the strength to tell them in the main office tomorrow." "I'll tell them decisively:" ""Comrades, I work here from the very start."" "My Dad was workin' too, my son will too." "I won't said them "Yes" surely." "Right, Vojce." "And list all towns in which we migrate to." "I will hit with fist by the table if need, to let them know who are Trajkovic's." "Tell them everything." "What they think you are, huh?" "Right?" "Your jacket is over here." "My child always changes the school, and we're moving from flat to flat." "My Dad's became ill, can't used to different climates." "Say that more gently, to touch them." "I will." "And take one brandy!" "I'll stay in Belgrade." "What?" "When I shout, all windows will tang!" "We'll succeed!" "For bridges!" "We'll succeed." "You got pass with each girl, but only if you approach from the right side." "First phase is assessment:" "You look her and assess performances." "Look this brunette, for example." "Sore eyes, sloppy appearance, sad look:" "Sentimental." "Second phase:" "Conception." "Sentimental chicks like sad dramatic constructions." "Like..." "Unhappy childhood, Daddy in jail, no one loves you, understand you and etc." "Third phase:" "Execution." "Accidental meeting of two estranged but related beings." "Sad look goes to sad look..." "Look, Zvonko." "While you talk, she run away." "Doesn't matter, we go on." "There, Buki." "You see this black-haired with scarf?" "Assessment:" "Provincial girl." "Conception:" "Fascination." "Execution:" "Direct attack." "Wanna try?" "Yes, like it's so easy." "It can't?" "Look." "Good afternoon." "Sorry, do you know maybe when libraries open?" "What's up, kid?" "You lost something?" "C'mon, Beardless, move." "You hear me?" "What happened?" "Nothing." "Force majeure." "Of million chicks, you chose this one with brother." "Soup got cold." "Leave the soup, what happened at firm?" "Iraq." "What?" "Iraq." "We're going abroad to show them what kind of bridges Trajkovics made!" "Trajkovics?" "I'm leaving you definitely." "Don't, because of kid." "Hardly snatch Belgrade, now you wanna take me to some desert where lions will chase me!" "This crossed every line." "When we're going?" "Only january 1st." "But we're waiting New Year here in Belgrade." "There you see." "Only?" "Brilliant." "Cheers." "Cheers." "We can go tomorrow." "With tent under arm, and then to desert!" "Enough!" "What's happening here?" "Nerves because of constant migrating." "Crazy house!" "Where you goin'?" "I'm curious how you're going to explain to kid that we're going to desert where no living soul." "Neither school!" "I will figure something." "You just figure." "I don't speak anymore, work, or breathe." "There isn't me." "There isn't me at all." "There isn't." "Some kind of strike, eh?" "It is." "A general strike." "Can I be 5 minutes alone in my life?" "It depends of life." "Hi, Buki." "Hey, Zvonko." "How much is entrance?" "What entrance, you're with me." "Chita, he's my bro from village." "Can we go in, eh?" "OK." "But if you want folk dance, we haven't it." "Come on in." "Buki, let solution for your traumas to me." "We're gonna find you a girl of your dream." "I can't see nothing." "Real conquerors are like cats." "They see in darkness as well." "Hi, Zvonko." "Hi." "Cool I've found you." "I got three really good girlfriends up there." "Please, ask Chita to let them without ticket." "Wait here, Buki." "Thanks, Zvonko." "Bye." "Who are these?" "Some girls, forget." "Why they left?" "Not our level." "You got all sorts of girls, it's Belgrade." "See this one there?" "Bye, Chita." "Bye." "What's wrong, Buki?" "Something bothers you?" "How can I in fall love with someone, if I can't see that person?" "Who said you must fall in love with?" "Nonsense." "Where you living?" "I decided." "I want my first time to be from love." "What love, where you read it?" "I didn't read, I want it that way." "Wait, Buki." "You don't do that with head, but with other parts of body." "It's for you to became a crued macho." "That your beard grows." "That's how is first time." "Love has nothing to do with it." "I know that." "I want from love." "Where is your beard?" "So literal you are." "All are beardless in my family." "Whatever." "I want to go where's no dark." "All naives are coming here." "You need just to look them significantly." "You dance a bit, then:" ""What you doin' tomorrow night?"" ""How about we meet in front of Hotel" and so on." "Look these two." "Not bad." "Some miserables." "Give them a few significant looks." "Are they sexy?" "Well, somewhat..." "Only ugly guys tonight." "Of course." "Why you groan non-stop?" "I have nowhere to sleep tonight." "Why you don't go to some hotel?" "Are you nuts, Bosiljka?" "Wherefrom money, I ain't got a nickel." "Look those rookies sitting there who looking us non-stop..." "Some minors, leave it." "Maybe they have room." "Want to dance?" "You think they accede?" "Well, they looking us, expect we're going to approach." "I'll dance with fat one." "Fat one is hotter." "OK, if you like her more, I'll dance with brunette." "Whatever." "Ladies choose." "They're coming towards us." "Pretend you not see them." "How?" "Hey, what I have to talk?" "Tell some joke." "What joke?" "Invent something." "Are you free?" "You... are regular here?" "Sometimes." "They play good." "It doesn't matter to me, as long there is no fight." "Why?" "Whenever someone pick me, he get beaten." "But you picked." "Let's go somewhere." "I won't." "Let's go." "Why not, I want to." "C'mon Bosa, what you afraid of?" "We're not..." "I won't." "Let's go two of us." "Who cares about them." "They don't know to fun." "Lie something." "Hey?" "What happened?" "Call the police." "Why?" "Buda." "Buda arrested?" "He's not back, and it's 1:00 already." "So what if it's 1:00?" ""So what"?" "Vojislav wake up, your children is missing, who knows what happened to him!" "Get up and walk!" "God knows with whom he's hanging." "Don't stand there, wake up, Vojislav." "Don't stand." "Walk, walk." "Calm down, maybe he found some girl." "That scares me most." "He's going to , he's unexperienced." "Vojislav, wake up!" "My key is missing." "Had I drop it somewhere?" "You have glasses." "They look so good on you." "Doors are opened." "What?" "I don't look for the key of gateway, but of apartment." "It's missing." "And landlady is on vacation." "What to I do?" "So..." "You got no lodging for the night?" "No." "What to do?" "C'mon." "Wait." "Have you some passkey?" "Am I look like a thief to you?" "I'll have full house of tapestry one day." "I think it's top of the art." "Have you got much tapestry in your apartment?" "I have." "Let's go to your place, then." "I'd invite you, but some items for model arrived me, so..." "It's a mess..." "It doesn't matter about mess, let's go." "I'd invite you, really..." "C'mon!" "C'mon, I'm freezing." "You living here?" "Yes." "Wow!" "Hurry, it's draft here." "We must be silent because of my parents." "Don't worry." "I'll cope." "It's your flat, anyway." "Let's take our shoes." "Please?" "Let's take our footwear." "To not make a noise." "I can't, because of zip." "He got cold." "Not there." "Here." "Why?" "I go to make him tea." "He's gonna be good." "Let him steel a bit." "How he's gonna be good?" "I'll make him tea, he's gonna get pneumonia." "Budimir!" "Where have you been?" "With friends." "Do you know what the time it is?" "And you're going to school early tomorrow." "Leave kid alone." "You don't interfere, please." "You want him to relent in studying?" "Go to bath and lie immediately." "Understood?" "Who knows with whom he was." "No one got sick from it." "He's 17." "In his age, I'm..." "What you done in his age?" "Well..." "Certain instincts occured in Buda." "Don't get me wrong..." "Give some beer, will you?" "I'll do it." "Huh..." "You don't have to answer me if it's inconvenient to you." "Why you didn't tell me earlier about cabbage rolls, now I can't longer to eat." "Help me, will you, this zip always makes me problems." "Pull it." "C'mon." "And watch the stocking." "C'mon..." "Huh..." "I wanted to ask you something." "Have you been already..." "with someone?" "What?" "I mean, have you..." "Why you don't ban sneaking in your part of flat?" "Good evening." "Good night, old man!" "Buda?" "!" "Come, finish this." "Come." "They are sleeping now." "I said you general strike, and it means everything." "No, no, and no!" "What is now?" "I've knocked." "I can't have 5 minutes of peace in this house." "I'm apologize, but I feel I'm obliged to make a statement." "You couldn't tomorrow morning?" "No." "Right now." "Your son and my Grandson, is on the good path to become a man." "I don't understand." "In fact, there's some..." "lady with him, if I could call her that way." "What?" "What lady?" "She looks to me more like the ones..." "Excuse me for bothering you." "Vojislav!" "It's time for him." "I am too..." "What?" "I didn't." "Today's youth are more free than we were." "When it comes to them, they solve it themselves." "When they love, they love completely." "Why you looking me?" "It hasn't to do nothing with traveling." "It must comes one day." "It is nature." "Me as a Grandpa?" "Yes." "No way." "Budimir, go out." "Dad, this is..." "This is promenade, not apartment." "Comradess, I must explain you some things." "Sit." "Feel like in your own home." "I'm grateful." "Give me piece of pie." "It'a about..." "You took some, they're great." "You are the one who build bridges, eh?" "Tell me something about it." "Sorry, but you can't stay here this evening." "You must understand me." "As far as my concern, you can stay as much as you like, but..." "I think it's a bit inconvenient, because of my wife and child." "You have baby?" "It's not baby, but Budimir." "Sorry?" "I'm guest of your son." "Anyway, I have nowhere to sleep." "I know, but..." "He's still a kid." "If you want, I'll give you money for a hotel." "I'll wrap you pie, too." "But here you can't stay, understand me." "How will I go to hotel by myself, what would people think?" "No one would think anything." "I can't go alone to hotel, you must go with me." "Please?" "I got crush on you." "Bye, Buda." "You have a cigarette?" "I do." "Come." "You know, son..." "This conversation... man to man, should've been done a lot earlier." "Before it happened." "Nothing happened." "But it will happen." "You're in the age when we must talk about many things." "Let's take some example from the nature." "Butterfly." "Butterfly my ass." "Some amphibians." "I want to be first time from love." "I catched you!" "You smoke!" "Blow, Vojislav." "Daddy..." "Budimir smoked, not me." "Blow, Vojislav." "I demand." "You smoke, poison yourself, and tomorrow you have to work on foundation of caissons already." "You want to get schlog?" "And before most important event in our family." "I'm excited, what can I do." "Chew bubble gum if you're excited." "Buda, take your watch." "Measure the time." "Take your breathe, you failed case." "3, 4..." "Now!" "Daddy..." "You'll fell again unconscious like before." "Don't play, please." "Buda, son, go to bed." "Leave me alone, Mom." "What's wrong, son, you must stay early..." "It's nerves." "Of course, when he got no childhood like the other children." "Lunatics!" "When you have date?" "I haven't, never." "I didn't took her address." "What?" "She came to your house and took her clothes off, but you didn't even took her address?" "Those are beginner mistakes." "Even low-rank conquerors doesn't do that." "Doesn't matter." "You know how they make love in Sweden?" "No." "You sit at home and just call phone number." "With telephone?" "No, by the catalogue." "Plenty of choice:" "Brunettes, black-haired, blondes, redheads, fat..." "Whatever you want." "You pulling' my leg." "Wherefrom you know?" "My Dad work in Gothenburg, I've been last summer to visit him." "I don't believe." "I want to... my first time be from love." "Who pound you in your head that it must be from love?" "Why you complicate, man?" "!" "Look this one." "Hey, stop!" "Where you goin'?" "What happened to you?" "Nothing." "Who was this girl?" "She lives in this building." "Do you know her?" "No." "Have you talk?" "I didn't manage, she lives in a 4th floor." "If you're doctor like me, you could narrate whole "War and Peace" and start saga about Forsythes." "You just think that." "If just she lives in a 6th or 7th floor at least, I could tell her something, but this way..." "You got crush, obiously." "Diagnose:" "Romantic soul." "You must be tough." "C'mon!" "Now!" "You have exactly 6.5 seconds." "Let's see what you can do with that time." "Push for 8th." ""My name is Budimir Trajkovic, I live in a 22th floor of this tower, I attend 2nd..." "No, 3rd grade of gymnasium, and..."" ""I would like to... with you..."" "You see it's not worth." "You know what?" "Don't tell her full first name and last name." "We get at least 4 sec advantage." "Then..." "Don't tell right floor." "That's 2 seconds more, and it's just needed time to ask you out." "Then it's best to tell nothing." "It can't that way, Buki." "You got no basics of offensive technique:" "Courage and good start." "Will you attack her or not?" "I don't know." "Look this." "Old hen lies on a golden eggs." "And puppy too." "Aunt Vukica!" "I trick myself, eh?" "I find you hardly." "You live here now?" "Yes." "Like you're disappeared." "And me, traveling all the time..." "Here, coffee..." "Coffee?" "Thanks." "This one for me." "What, only two of us?" "Only." "It's for Buda." "You smoke, Lepa?" "In this home no one smokes." "I don't smoke, but I will from now!" "There..." "And now, presents!" "Presents." "Grandpa, hat for you." "From Tyrol." "Handwork." "He'll give soul for desert." "For you Lepa, real dutch tulips." ""Tulipen der Niederland"." ""Tulipen der Niederland"?" "Right." "And something for my brother-in-law Voja." "Here..." "Tie a la Papillon." "How it looks?" "And for you Buda, I have present too." "Here." "New glasses." "Are they good?" "Well, yeah." "How they fit me?" "Wonderful, son." "Really." "And you?" "How much you stay in Belgrade?" "I don't know." "How you don't know?" "When we build bridge in Iraq?" "Daddy..." "Have we agreed not speaking about it?" "Buda and me are stayin' here." "But why, Lepa?" "Imagine Africa, Safari, leopards..." "I only need leopards." "You don't know what the World is." "Buda is probably thrilled." "We didn't tell him yet." "They're good." "How's in the school, Buda?" "What will you study?" "He'll study tehnique, it's most cost-effective." "He'll study medicine." "He'll be bridge constructor." "You'll see one day." "I haven't decided yet." "That's right, Buda." "Don't listen them." "Aunt bring you one questionnaire for College in Switzerland." "There you became a gentleman, and you get manners." "Out of the question." "He's working class kid, not a snob." "For God's sake, Vojislav..." "Other people would be happy if their child educates in Switzerland." "What you're talking?" "Buda, your aunt is gonna educate you to be a diplomate." "What?" "Diplomate." "I won't." "It's out of the question." "Buda, how you talk like that with Aunt?" "We'll fix it, Vukica." "OK, let's start." "Let's see..." "First name, last name, date..." "We'll do that later." "Are you friendly?" "Well yes, he is." "He finds friends everywhere we go." "Really?" "OK..." "School success?" "Excellent." "Very good." "Excellent, Buda." "Hobby?" "..." "No hobbies." "It's not important." "Sexual experience?" "We'll pass that." "Write:" "Sexually illiterate." "What?" "Illiterate?" "Kid must go to counseling." "That's how they do in civilized World." "It's not working, it's not gonna stop." "There must be some kind of trick." "But what if it stuck, so we later can't go out?" "What will hurt you if you stay 3 days with her in the elevator?" "You'd have time to narrate whole biography without hurry." "She's not like that..." "What she's like, big expert?" "Put finger here." "All women are same, but approach is different." "That's the catch." "Here she is!" "You go with her, and I'll try to stuck it somehow." "I won't..." "Let me go!" "Go in." "Hi, Buki, see ya!" "My name is Budimir Trajkovic and I live in a 22th floor, and..." "I go to 2nd..." "No, to 3rd grade and..." "Blunder, Buki." "Who tries, make mistakes too." "I was total fool." "What you can do?" "People thinks that courtship is fun." "You see how much you have to sacrifice?" "I never get to know her." "'Cause you don't listen me." "I'm going." "Bye!" "Don't despair." "First 20 years is hard, then it goes easily." "Bye, Buki!" "Now, I will pronounce different words and terms, and you will answer me right away." "Firts thing that cross your mind." "OK?" "House." "Roof." "Vojislav!" "Bed." "Say quilt." "Oh, God." "Evening." "Sky." "Bird!" "Blue." "Spring." "Snowdrop." "Snowdrop." "Silence!" "Why you get mad?" "We all wish you good." "Right." "Our goal is to make you positive person." "Blue." "OFK." "(Football club)" "Oh, God." "Dinamo." "What Dinamo?" "Dinamo, football club." "Right, they wear blue shirts too." "OK, wait." "OK." "Listen..." "Girl." "Pretty girl." "What you think first of?" "Elevator." "Sorry?" "Elevator." "Get out!" "Out!" "Neighbour, elevator is out of work." "Again?" "My name is Budimir Trajkovic and I live on the 22th floor of this tower." "Mirjana Jovanovic." "I go to 3rd grade of gymnasium." "I go to 2nd grade of hairdressers' school." "What was I gonna say..." "Say again what you want." "My name is Budimir Trajkovic and I live on the 22th floor of this tower." "I'm 17, I go to 3rd grade of gymnasium and I want to get to know you." "Please, say again." "My name is Budimir Trajkovic and I live on the 22th floor of this tower." "I'm 17, I go to 3rd grade of gymnasium and I want to get to know you." "How can you hold your breathe so long?" "We Trajkovics..." "My Father and Grandpa are bridge builders, and they have..." "They have..." "C'mon people, crisp fried, only by uncle Laza!" "One, please." "Crisp fried seeds by uncle Laza!" "Thank you!" "Bye!" "You will never know" "how much my poor heart suffers." "You will not hear sob, nor cry of pain," "let song tells you." "Why you wear that kind of haircut?" "I don't know." "Can I change it for you?" "You can." "It's better like this." "Well..." "Why are you smiling?" "Well..." "It's funny 'cause I doesn't let you to kiss me?" "No." "Without any reason." "You must be persistent, Buki." "She may refuse 10 times, but she won't 11th." "Have you touched her "lungs"?" "Lungs?" "Of course." "It's necessarily, it's erogenous zone." "What?" "Here she is." "Hi, I'm Mira." "Zvonko." "Well, I'm going." "Why he ran?" "He's shy, eh?" "Yes..." "Where we goin'?" "Somewhere, without aim." "... it's suddenly part of us, but we ain't kids anymore, to play with it." "It may be 100 paths, and grownups are for that, too." "Some big things there, suddenly, now are all around us." "Buda, what you doin'?" "Mira, is it all fixed about New Year at your place?" "Yes, I hardly avoid to go to mountain with my parents." "Alright." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "I must kiss you." "Don't pinch me so hard." "I must." "You don't." "It's because you don't want to." "What is with you?" "Mirjana." "Mirjana, wait!" "Leave me alone!" "Where are you?" "Why you haven't been to 1st lesson?" "You'll get absence points." "I touched her by her breasts." "And?" "She left me." "Why?" "How would I know?" "Wait..." "You surely made some mistake." "Have you been tough?" "I am." "Hurry up, Vukica." "Why you fixing so long?" "Bridegroom will come every second." "I can't believe this." "They were fight yesterday, now they marry." "Love is like a schlog." "When it strikes, it's over." "Oh, my Vukica..." "If someone told me yesterday," "I wouldn't believe him at all." "It was sorely time." "I don't understand." "You can't, nothing." "Here, they coming!" "Here..." "Buda!" "Daddy." "Welcome." "I'm bridegroom." "Brother-in-law." "This is my sister." "Really?" "Sister-in-law..." "This is my brother." "Welcome." "This is Grandpa." "Come on in." "Come on in." "C'mon, go in." "Go in, pals." "Play, bro!" "Lepa." "Serve the guests." "Do you hear me?" "Go help her." "I will." "And what about flat?" "Job in Switzerland?" "I'll left everything for love." "You've decided quickly." "Well, he got house in Sremcica, vineyard of 4 ha, he works in a bus company." "We'll made a model farm." "Foreign delegations will visit us." "Lepa, where she found this one?" "At reception in swiss embassy." "If he's from embassy, I'm from Mars then." "You are." "Please." "Serve you too." "Come to the table." "Sit next to groom." "Take." "What is this?" "Look the morass she made." "She made little need." "In civilized World, Mr. Trajkovic, they doing different way." "Not like here in Balkans." "If in civilized World everyone piss where they want, I piss on that." "Really?" "I'll need some time to get used to that vocabulary of yours." "Balkan." "Keep the rhythm." "He shouts to our dog." "I finally find him housekeeper." "What you doin' for life, really?" "I work in a city bus company." "But I'll have to left it, I have some land and vineyards, you know what's it like, no money til you water don't land." "Milo is just joking." "Right, Milo?" "I said you, I'm not Milo, I'm Milorad." "OK, Milorad." "Milorad." "Milorad." "Is it good now?" "Hey, bro, come over here for a drink." "Leave that glass." "Huh?" "Bravo." "How are you so strict with women?" "Listen... to say you honestly..." "I'm practicing." "Nothing without practice." "Yes, of course." "Look this." "Vuka?" "Tobacco." "Cheers." "Here, Milorad." "Take." "Play folk dance." "Milorad!" "Kids, do you know who am I?" "Look it's Simic, accounting chief!" "I wanna tell you something." "Leave me alone." "How you speak with your Father like that?" "What you want?" "That's our job, we're like visitant birds." "Tell me, why some chicks get mad when you touch their breasts?" "How to tell you this..." "Women are like bridges." "Leave the bridges now." "You don't know their behavior until you set them." "Budimir Trajkovic!" "Go, take your present." "For you Buda, all presents which you haven't got in previous years." "Dear kids..." "Comrade Trajkovic never get any of his presents until today from organization where his father works." "Good afternoon." "C'mon." "You too by elevator, neighbour?" "Yes." "Budimir, what you waiting for?" "Neighbour, you leave here?" "Yes, thanks." "Good afternoon." "Thanks." "Happy New Year." "You too." "Nice girl." "You know her?" "Well..." "Did you like her?" "She looks you strange." "It's my ex-girl." "Why ex?" "She left me." "I wouldn't say that." "You think?" "It sees in her eyes." "What you doin' in this cold?" "Nothing, we talk." "Here you talk?" "Buda, go in." "Take this." "And now, dear guests, after stern part of a program, music for dancing." "Our school orchestra plays." "It's my honor to invite colleague Markovic for a first dance." "Hi." "You've singing nice." "Buzda, come here." "Replace me." "How about champaigne, and then screwing at midnight?" "Have you said her already..." "What?" "That you love her." "You again with your theory." "What talking are need there?" "You're wrong, Buki." "You must ask and demand." "And don't forget to wish her Happy New Year." "Are you buy everything?" "What you want me to buy you?" "Nothing." "Stop joking." "Your mortified organism is asking for a refreshment." "You want some snack?" "Why snack?" "Well, spend yourself a bit." "It's enough now." "You pretend here like some bigshot, and when we're alone, you can't do a shit." "You didn't kiss me properly, and about other stuff not a word." "Bosa, this, Bosa that, it's all you know." "You wimp!" "Sorry." "Zvonko?" "Just to ask you something." "If you could give me... a word that you're gonna tell me the truth." "It depends, Buki." "No, I'm interested, can you give me a word, it's important to me." "OK, I'll be honest." "Have you ever slept with woman?" "No, why?" "You're talking me..." "You think about theory?" "Theory is right." "That's why I started to go out with Bosa." "Wait!" "So, the stuff you talked me about, beard and manhood, that I'm gonna change, it's all false, you made up?" "No, it writes in technical literature." "By the way, some guys told me about." "It's right, but I've never checked it in practice." "It's like that." "You can't manage everything." "OK, guys." "I must find Bosa." "Then, see you later." "Hold this." "I won't need it anymore." "Bye." "Bye." "White mouse is sharing luck scientifically." "Antonius, modern miracle of technique." "What is this?" "What machine is that?" "Fortune telling." "Wanna try?" "Something like electric mouse." "I don't believe in it." "Doesn't matter, let's try." "Take something for us." "Instantly, but please 5 dinars in advance." "Nice." "Put your hands there." "Moment." "C'mon Antonius, show something to young married couple." "Married?" "Married or not, it's the same." "Let's see." "Let me see." ""After long rambling and adventures, your life will get the normal course."" ""With beloved partner you'll live peacefully and to an end of your lives."" "Right." ""So, watch your sinuses."" "You see it's not real." "It's never known." "What you say?" "Nothing." "How can I get to 25th floor?" "Open!" "I'll be back as soon I can." ""Dear listeners, from New Year shares us only few hours."" ""Most cheerful night will bring us much excitement, joy and celebration."" "What is this?" "Ask your Dad, we're moving." "Out of the question." "I'm staying." "Leave space for pickles." "They won't accept all things in airplane." "They will." "Dad, why you didn't tell me?" "I was going to tell you, but..." "Budimir, this is the last time." "You were knew too, but didn't you told me." "That's what life of bridge-builders is." "You tricked me." "Could you just..." "In Slovenia I planted flower of the Alps, it faded when we moved to Sisak." "There I grow gladioluses." "In Kladovo - thyme." "What will grow there, I wonder?" "Is anybody home?" "All is open here, what is this?" "Anybody can enter and take something." "Good evening, Family." "Good evening." "What is..." "Why you decorate this tree, aren't you travel tomorrow?" "Don't ask." "Buda." "Buda, listen to me." "I'll take you out of this madness." "Leave them to ramble, and you go to live with me." "Right?" "But not say a word, it's a secret." "Vukica?" "This is a present for you." "Hi, come on in." "You know..." "Don't say anything." "What is with you?" "Nothing." "Mirjana..." "I love you." "I love you too." "I'm going." "What's wrong?" "I can't." "I love you." "I know." "I can't." "I travel tomorrow." "Where?" "In Iraq." "We're moving." "Buda!" "Budimir!" "Buda!" "Where is that child, I'd like to know..." "Where?" "Buda!" "I don't know where to search anymore." "Lepa, we'll late for a plane." "Let me go!" "Why are you mad?" "Don't speak." "Daddy, hurry." "Happy New Year, neighbour!" "Here he is." "Buda, son..." "Where are you, we're waiting hour and a half." "Wanna late for a plane?" "Who said he's missing?" "I'm here." "This is Mirjana, my girlfriend, and this is my parents and Grandpa." "I'm glad." "Hurry up." "We know each other." "Budimir, come to tell you something." "I know son how you feel, but you must understand me too." "That bridge is the biggest thing in my life." "I know." "We can't stay." "I know." "Is here for Baghdad?" "Yes." "There's one package more." "How?" "This one here." "That's land." "What land?" "Land for my flowers." "At least I can bring some land when you take me to desert." "Vojislav, that's land form our ranch." "Wherever you spill it, something will grow." "Of course." "Well, bye Lepa." "Nice trip, and think of us." "Listen Milorad what he's saying." "Vojislav, bye, nice trip." "And take care of Lepa." "Mr. Trajkovic, bye." "Have a nice time." "Buda." "Buda, bye and nice trip." "Listen, Buda, when they pass duty-free zone, you say that you must go to toilet, and we're gonna wait you in the bus." "OK, Buda?" "Bye, Mirjana." "Bye." "Open this package only when I left." "Please." "We're going." "It's second call." "Wait, I must pass." "What you need that oleander for?" "That land wasn't enough for you, eh?" "If your son could bring all those roasts, I could one oleander." "Daddy, watch that pickles don't spill." "You watch that cookies." "Excuse me." "I said that we should bring coats." "There is 40 degrees in shade." "Until we reach there, my son will get pneumonia." "Buda, son, are you feelin' cold?" "Enough!" "Budimir!" "Enough, I said!" "THE END"