"Mum no!" "Just a minute is all I'm asking for" "She don't know you George, and she don't wanna know ya" "She's my daughter I don't wanna fucking know you" "You can't do this to me. I only come to see her" "Mum no, no I'm sorry love, I'm sorry" "Get out, George" "No, no" "You cow!" "I only came to say hello" "Hello!" "Fuck off, fuck off" "Oi!" "you ganna clean all that up" "Eh, eh take it easy boys, OK?" "OK hey just let him be right the man's upset." "OK" "That's the right word hey George, upset?" "So where'd they all come from?" "They live here?" "Since when?" "Since you went inside" "Jesus" "Did you get my last book?" "Yeah, Yeah, shouldn't have been the driver though" "Who should it have been then?" "I could pin him in the first chapter" "Well who should it have been then?" "The Chinese fella who fed the goldfish" "You didn't write it George" "No, no I didn't but if I had of..." "Christ!" "You kept it" "Aye, kept it for you" "Keep it too" "Why does she hate me Thomas?" "She doesn't" "Yes she does" "You can never tell with women George, they're different" "They wear skirts and like to powder their noses and when they go to heaven they get wings" "Like angels?" "Aye, like angels" "Yeah but angels are men Thomas" "Men!" "Yeah" "No one told me that lt's true, angels are men" "You got a big white rabbit with long floppy ears?" "No but we have one with short ears" "What's his name?" "His name is Arthur, he's over here" "Oh right he'll do yeah" "What is this George?" "It's a rabbit" "You're not going to start all that business again are you?" "Yeah, why not?" "Look George you can't go in there" "Why not?" "Its different" "And Mortwell is he different too?" "Very different" "We'll see" "Come on George your not going in there I've done 7 years for him Thomas!" "Listen, George you don't know what they are up to now I don't give a fuck, give us the rabbit" "No listen, oi, what do you want it for?" "I'm going to give it to him" "Well its up to you" "We're closed." "Tell him Terry" "Yeah we're closed sir" "Hello Terry" "He'll have a lettuce and I'll have a bloody Mary" "George?" "That's right and this is Arthur" "What you doing here?" "Looking for Mortwell Terry, bit of work you know, what do you do now?" "Whatever comes up" "Yeah but this is a knocking shop" "Leave it out George" "So where is he?" "Mortwell?" "Yeah" "He's not around" "Well he must be somewhere" "Better ask Dudley George" "Through there?" "Expecting me?" "Knew I was out?" "I suspected it George" "So where is he?" "Where's who?" "Mortwell" "He's away George, South of France" "He owes me Dudley, he said he'd look after me" "He said a lot of things George" "Next time you see him, give him that!" "Oi George, George, come on" "Look, we need a driver I'm a driver" "Do you know what a bleeper is?" "A what?" "I can't understand it, how's that little thing lt's supposed to go bleep wherever I am?" "Well it bounces off the post office tower George" "Miracle of modern technology" "Yeah but it ain't got an aerial or nothing" "Ah but it doesn't need one, look I'll show you right" "What's that?" "is that going?" "No that's just a tester" "Well don't fuck about with it for Christ sake" "You've been pulling that bleeding knob ain't ya" "Bet you've buggered it" "What do you think?" "What do you do melt it down and eat it?" "No they're ornamental George" "Ornamental spaghetti" "Aye, I reckon it'll go a bomb" "Where did you get it?" "Contacts George, can't find plastic spaghetti just anywhere" "Nah, don't suppose too many people make it do they?" "Aye well the Japanese cornered the market" "Do ya fancy a fibreglass fruit flan or a polystyrene tooty-fruity?" "Fancy a cup of tea?" "What's it made of?" "Leaves!" "Where's the bar?" "Take a seat sir and I'll take your order" "Thank you sir" "Are you doing business?" "Darling sorry I kept you" "What's with the darling'?" "For fuck sake" "What do you think this is the honeymoon hotel?" "Look do you have business in this hotel or can I really help you?" "Where's your car?" "Over there" "Pretend you know me would you" "But I don't know you do I" "Not the back, the front" "So where do they get you from?" "Under a cabbage leaf" "I have to work these places the bar boy turns a blind eye but the manager doesn't" "Are you going to tell me where you wanna go?" "The Lambert" "Jesus" "Sorry" "Didn't they tell you that?" "You're meant to be my date not my minicab driver" "What does your date do?" "He looks after me you dingbat he's meant to want to see me" "And what if he don't?" "He pretends" "How do you pretend?" "Christ who sent you?" "Does it matter you're the tom darlin'" "Just shut up and drive would you" "Oh can I have a large bloody Mary?" "I'm sitting here alright" "Here did you hear me?" "Are you serving here or just wearing in a new pair of shoes, Oi!" "Do ya want a drink?" "They don't seem to serve you here I've done it wrong again ain't I?" "Ok I got it wrong.That's all" "What do you expect, I'm not used to working in piss holes like this" "That was quick" "You were asleep" "Was I, how was he?" "I beg your pardon" "How was the Arab?" "None of your business" "Oh, alright, where to?" "Kings Cross" "Like a chocolate sandwich?" "Bit down market in it?" "Shut up" "Drive on please" "And now?" "You leave me here" "Good night then" "You'll have to get yourself some clothes" "Why will I have to get meself some clothes?" "If you're to drive me" "Here use this I'm not having you paying me" "Why not?" "You don't even like me I can claim it" "Good night" "is this real?" "Aye of course, got a present for you ls it good?" "Its brilliant" "Yeah" "Aye" "Somebody's murdering opera singers right" "And after every murder they leave a Percheron" "What's a Percheron?" "Kind of horse" "You mean like a white horse that pulls a milk cart?" "Aye, that kind of thing" "Oh right." "And?" "Well then it gets complicated, might just spoil it for you" "Christ" "What do ya think?" "Jesus" "You don't like them?" "Do you?" "Well I bought them didn't I" "You bought them" "Oh fuck, here, here's your change" "Not here for Jesus sake" "You're as much cover as a pair of fishnet tights I may as well be wearing a sign around my neck" "All you're missing is the gold medallion" "Don't like them either?" "Fucking hate them" "Right" "See I'm cheap, I can't help it, God made me that way" "Being cheap is one thing, looking cheap is another." "That really takes talent" "Some woman are whores some whores are black" "You take what you are given don't ya?" "I didn't ask to drive you around, I was given you, same as you was given me" "The only difference is you complain and I don't!" "Turn it off!" "No" "You heard me turn it off" "Look you ask me to buy clothes I buy em, but you make remarks" "Did anybody ever teach you manners?" "Do you wanna work for me?" "No" "Get out, get fucking out..." "Now tell me I'm fired" "All right you're fired" "Lovely. I'm fired and you're street walking" "Fuck off" "You swine" "Go screw yourself" "Piss off" "Look, come on" "Look, come on, you can't stand in the middle of the road" "Please I'm sorry, alright I wasted your money, I look ridiculous, I'm sorry" "You don't look that bad" "Well bad enough" "Get in the car." "Hey." "Madam" "We're late" "Alright, alright I'm sorry" "We're gonna get run over here" "Where do you want to go?" "Up to Highgate" "Madam thought you might like some refreshments" "Oh thank you very much, will she be long?" "No more than usual sir" "Oh right, cheers" "Who do I give this to?" "To me" "Oh thank you, thanks a lot." "Ta ra." "See ya" "He took his time, what did he fall asleep half way through?" "Well you never know with these darkies do you?" "I'm sorry, well l told you I was cheap didn't I" "Very" "Much obliged" "Where to now?" "Kings Cross" "Back to the meat rack, your wish is my command" "Jesus they're so young, here tell me something" "What?" "Do they ever want you back?" "Who?" "Your clients" "Always" "What they fall in love with you?" "Well do they?" "Sometimes they fall for what they think I am" "What do they think you are?" "What do you think." "Black whore" "Did I say that" "What do you think then?" "Well you ain't no night nurse" "No I ain't no night nurse" "Lets say you are a lady" "Thank you" "So what about this job then?" "Well its just driving, you know" "Oh, driving who?" "A tall thin black tart. I could write a book about it" "Too many t's" "No, no." "He comes out the nick and they owe him one" "And they give him a job, driving a tall thin black tart" "And she fucking hates him, treats him like a doormat" "And he hates her?" "Well kind of" "You mean he likes her?" "He don't even know her does he" "She's early" "You look better in the daytime" "Yeah so do you, where do ya wanna go?" "Down here" "What you wanna walk?" "Yes, its good for you" "Bit early though in it?" "I know but the early bird catches the worm" "Clever little bastard" "In here?" "Yes" "You got business here?" "Yeah" "Seen these" "They're pure silk" "These" "Do you like men's clothes?" "Sometimes." "How about a thin stripe?" "That's classy" "Herringbone?" "Here look at that" "Its lovely, what do you think?" "What do you wanna wear men's clothes for?" "I don't, its for you" "For me?" "Yeah, try it" "You can't dress me" "Yes I can try it." "Look if you wanna work for me you dress yourself I said no" "Take the fucking thing will you?" "You serious?" "Yes." "Please" "I may as well then may'n I?" "Yeah you may as well" "What do ya think?" "Its lovely" "Yeah its lovely, thank you" "There was this frog and no one would ever kiss him..." "Why not?" "Well he was a frog weren' he." "You know the story don't ya?" "Yeah, turned into a prince" "Yeah." "Then they got... 20 minutes!" "Right" "A Bloody Mary is it sir" "No, I'd like a pot of tea please" "Earl Grey or Lapsang Souchong?" "No tea" "Very good sir" "Thank you" "Good evening sir, may I see your invitation?" "Denny." "Denny. lt's all right Denny" "Jesus Christ George" "What am I doing here right?" "I didn't say that I'm sorry" "Don't be sorry its bad to be sorry" "Hello mate" "Hello" "Rachid this is George" "Of course we have met" "How did you get on the other night, was she good?" "Come on George" "Look I'm sorry, but I've been trying to contact ya" "Wasn't Dudley looking after ya?" "Well yeah, yeah, he is but I mean its nothing like the personal touch is there?" "seven years" "This isn't the time, this is business George" "But we've got a lot to talk about" "So we have, I'll ring you" "Promise?" "I promise" "Did ya get the rabbit?" "Good?" "What do you mean?" "Well I mean, ya know." "Alright?" "What is wrong with you?" "I dunno, what's wrong with me?" "Hey" "Stop here" "Here mate you as fast as your car?" "Maybe it's for her, hey?" "I've got a daughter that age" "She's not out there" "Jesus I hope not" "Go on Grandad give it to me" "Here shall we go?" "Do you want some?" "I'm good. I do French, twosomes, I'm very good" "Look go home to your mum will ya?" "I know your type, want it but you won't pay for it will ya." "I've see you before, your..." "Go on piss off" "Up yours" "Has he had you Rosie?" "I'll fix the bastard lf you don't want her you fuck off man and take your fucking motor with ya" "You!" "What you doing here?" "Drive!" "If Anderson finds you he'll cut your face off" "Drive would you" "You nigger tart" "Stop it go on get fucking out of here!" "Leave him George" "So tell me, what was that all about, well come on?" "Not here, come on inside" "Where did you learn to do that?" "Picked it up along the way" "How do you know him?" "Like you along the way. I used to work that street" "Whose Anderson?" "Anderson?" "Yeah" "Anderson is a ponce, a pimp" "Your ponce?" "An animal born in a butcher's shop" "But have you got a ponce now?" "No, got you" "Did he knock you about?" "He used to adjust my face, yes" "Why didn't ya leave?" "He told me he would cut me up, then he told me I was wonderful" "What all in the same breath?" "Yeah" "That's what a ponce does" "He drives flash cars and lives in a room with a paraffin heater I had a friend then, he ran the two of us" "She was younger than me." "Beautiful." "She had a habit, that's why I stayed" "One day I couldn't take it any longer" "I met a man with a gold ring, who took me to Brighton" "When I woke up he was gone I didn't mind, saw the sea outside" "Met another on the pier and that paid the hotel bill" "Stayed the whole summer, even managed to save. I came back to London" "Met the man with the gold ring again then and a different world" "Learned about the West End Hotels" "I took a taxi round that street looking for Cath but she was gone" "If you last a year and a half on that street you're lucky. I was lucky, I got out" "Cathy, her names Cathy." "She's a Londoner." "She has a tattoo on her hand, there" "I promised I would look after her Things can happen out there" "Out where?" "On the streets, in the clubs, I can't go down but you could" "I'll pay you" "How?" "Any way I can" "I want to find her." "You know the way it is?" "Yeah" "You're a good man Mr George" "How can ya tell?" "I can tell." "Will you think about it?" "Yeah, I'll think about it" "Promise?" "Promise" "Goodnight Mr George" "Goodnight, thanks for the drink" "Put the light out." "What do you reckon?" "What happened to the spaghetti?" "Went like hot cakes" "What ya gonna do with them?" "I'm working on that" "You're mad" "D'ya think so?" "Course" "Christ." "What's happened t'ya George?" "I'm growing up Thomas." "Want to look like other people" "You'll never look like other people George" "Fuck is that true?" "Well she don't think so" "Aye, what she up to?" "She's not up to anything, she's a friend of mine" "She's got to be up to something George, what do you think this lot cost?" "Well she's a woman of substance." "She's a lady I thought you said she was a tart, tall thin black tart?" "Well maybe, but she's still a fucking lady" "Sorry about the language" "Nice car, can I get in then?" "Oi they're jealous" "They friends of yours?" "Sort of" "Come on, get in" "You made a right mess up that day Dad" "Yeah I know. I'm sorry" "So you should be" "What d'ya mum say?" "She don't talk about ya" "Never?" "Dad why did you leave?" "Didn't she tell ya?" "Na" "Well I'm not going to tell you either" "Go on please" "I was a bad lot, I'll tell you some day" "Are you still a bad lot?" "Its not up to me to say is it?" "Regular couple" "Yes dear." "Sit down" "He's lonely" "Oh, hang on" "That's it, got to look our best" "Got your ticket?" "Yeah, Yeah" "Drink?" "No, no thanks you've gotta have a drink" "Look if you've got a ticket then" "Where?" "Over here" "How much is that?" "five pound" "What after the three pound I just paid to get in?" "I don't make the rules" "Do you want someone to join you?" "Have you got any blondes?" "What do you think?" "Very nice" "Any chance of a cup of tea?" "Piss off" "Don't worry it's disinfectant." "George I didn't know you were a kinky?" "I'm not" "What are you doing here then?" "Looking for a girl" "Oh yeah" "No, no not that kind of girl, she's a young girl called Cathy" "Young hey?" "Yeah" "Blonde?" "Yeah, she's blonde and she's got a little tattoo there" "Young, blonde, Cathy" "Yeah that's right" "Come back in a couple of hours George" "What here?" "No the Go-Go, see what I can do for you" "Oh right, thanks Terry." "See you in a couple of hours" "I don't want a drink, I'm just coming to see a mate" "Terry you know him?" "Oh here he is" "Hello George" "You had any luck?" "Yeah I found her for you" "Yeah, who Cathy?" "Yeah the blonde" "Yeah..." "What her?" "No, no the young one" "Yeah?" "I'm a bit surprised though George" "Why?" "She's very young" "Here look love, do me a favour, go away will ya leave me alone" "Well you know the way it is" "Yeah I know how it is George." "Tim'll take you up there all right." "Tim!" "Been busy?" "Yeah" "Tourists?" "Yeah, the Japanese" "Cathy. 20 minutes" "Hello, my names Cathy, what's yours?" "George" "Don't you want to come down and sit next to me George?" "Where are you from love?" "I'm from here" "No, listen, don't, don't, don't" "You've to tell me what you want" "Yeah well l wanna talk" "Sshhh he's listening, he'll be angry if you don't come out happy" "Well I am happy" "He thinks I'm no good but I am good, aren't I George?" "Yeah..yeah, yeah you're very good, wonderful" "Doesn't mean you can't talk though does it?" "Where did you get these bruises hey?" "I told you, he gets angry" "Where are you from love?" "From Ireland" "Oh shit" "No, no, no, no look its no good I'm looking for someone else" "Don't say that George, please don't say that" "What do you mean he'll hit you again?" "Look he won't hit you again Cathy" "Not if you are happy he won't I told you I am happy" "Will you tell him that George, please, tell him that?" "Alright, alright I'll tell him" "Promise?" "I promise" "Happy?" "Yeah" "Money" "Yeah" "She's a good girl Cathy" "Yes very good" "Come by anytime she'll be here" "Yes I will I promise" "Just ask for me" "And you are?" "Smith, Mr Smith" "Mr Smith" "I went to those clubs like you said" "And?" "And, met a girl, about 1 5 years of age, bruises all over her face" "Said she wanted to make me happy" "What was her name?" "Nah she was the wrong girl" "is that what you say?" "I'm gonna make you happy" "Sometimes" "Why am I doing this?" "So what happened to the dwarf after he ran of with the ermmm?" "The percheron" "Yeah, yeah sorry" "Well he goes back to the psychiatrist office" "What the horse does?" "No, no the dwarf, he's got another session right and just as he's leaving the office:..." "Another murder!" "How did you know that?" "I'm good at these things." "Don't tell me it was the lawyers wife" "No, no it was the horse" "What the horse did the murder, murdered the lawyers wife?" "Not the fucking lawyers wife, the horse, the horse was the victim right lt was the horse that got murdered" "What with an ice pick?" "Yeah that would be good, I like that." "Anyway listen" "What?" "What about this tall thin black story?" "Ah." "Well we got it wrong, the fella did." "Actually she's a nun in disguise" "What kind of nun?" "A sister of mercy, you know those that wear the big white bonnets" "Aye, with the big thingies on it." "She doesn't wear this the whole time though?" "Well she can't can she cos she's on the game" "Look a bit funny wouldn't it?" "And spoil the point of the exercise" "How?" "She wouldn't be in disguise then would she?" "Well that's nuns for you" "Can you tell them George is here please" "There's a mister George down here" "Yeah that's ok, all right" "Hi George" "Hello Denny" "How's the misses?" "Don't see her Denny" "Ah, the kid then" "She's fine, she's fine lt's my birthday today, you know that?" "My fucking birthday" "Well happy birthday" "Thank you very much George, through here" "Aren't you going to ask me what age?" "What age are you?" "Fifty two George, and you?" "Well its not my birthday is it?" "No its not your birthday is it?" "You know what I think?" "What do you think?" "I think that you think that I left you in the shit" "Well you did didn't ya?" "Kind of" "Have a drink anyway George, life goes on happening" "We can't control it, we can only swim in it" "So what happens when you can't swim?" "You get water on the brain George" "But that can't be good Denny..." "And you know what happens then George?" "What happens?" "You get confused and always with the little things, you know the little things" "What little things?" "Do you or do you not get confused?" "Yeah, I get confused" "You still get confused?" "Yes, I get confused" "Great, great, well at least now you know." "You do know it don't you George?" "Alright now I know" "Well that's something, because do you know what I'm good at George?" "What?" "I'm good at the little things, the little things that mean everything lt seems that you forget George" "I've got a family of me own now and its all perfectly legal" "And it's all through the little things and you are part of that family George" "One of my favourite parts I'm glad Denny I'm happy that you are glad George, want another drink?" "No, so what's it all about, what am I doing here?" "You're being happy that's what its all about" "You come out, I wasn't here, now I'm here. I want you to know that I know that" "That girl, see's the Arab" "Every night" "You ask her what she does" "What d'ya mean what she does?" "I mean what she does, what he pays her for?" "Why me?" "Because you drive her George, you should notice these things" "The little things." "The business is different but the rules are still the same I mean I can't ask her that" "She tells you truthfully mind, that's important" "You tell me and I'll be happy George" "You didn't like me did you?" "Well" "Don't, don't worry, everyone hates me once in a while" "But its important to me George that you're happy" "Well, I'm happy" "Good, good" "You'd better go now" "You pick me up again?" "Your mum wouldn't like it" "Well we can keep a secret then or something, alright" "Promise?" "May be" "Can you do tricks" "What kind'da tricks?" "I don't know, any sort of tricks, dad's are meant to do tricks aren't they?" "How about that?" "That's a good trick, see you later Dad" "Ta ra" "Bye" "Do you wanna do it in the road or what?" "You're out early I do the rush hour" "You, you told him didn't you" "Told him what?" "You know what, you told him I was no fucking good that's what, bastard" "Oi, oi come here" "Fuck off" "But I didn't tell him, why should I, honestly" "I said fuck off" "Come here, listen come here, come here" "Get off me will you, get off me" "You silly cow, you'll get us both nicked" "What do you want?" "please" "Shut up" "What did he do?" "What do you think he fucking did?" "he beat me up and he took all my stuff" "And you told him didn't you, you fucking told him I told him I was happy that's all, I promise you" "Look come on girl I'll buy you a cup of tea hey" "No, get me an ice cream" "Yeah, yeah all right" "What do you want?" "Eh, Knicker-Bocker Glory" "And a tea" "Coming up" "Used to eat them all the time when I was first down here" "Thought I was pregnant" "Was ya?" "You kiddin" "How old are you?" "Seventeen" "You're not are ya?" "Well, what am I then?" "You're fifteen ain't ya?" "OK I'm fifteen" "Jesus Christ" "And a half" "Where did you get that?" "From a man like you." "So what do you want then?" "I just wanna talk" "You mean talk dirty?" "No, I just wanna talk" "Well how did you know where to find me?" "I didn't know where to find you I wasn't looking for you I was looking for somebody else" "Well that's not very nice is it, so I wasn't any good the other night then" "You were wond... ah shit." "Look I'm looking for a young girl just like you" "Whose called Cathy, just like you" "Yeah but my names May" "You told me your name was Cathy" "Yeah well l say whatever you want me to don't I" "Look stop doing that will ya." "What were you doing there?" "What do you think I was doing?" "I'm a working woman aren't I I can't live on fresh air." "You going to pay me?" "Shut up. I only wanna talk" "Yeah well it all adds up doesn't it I mean its my valuable time you're taking up, it costs" "All right, all right, I'll pay ya" "You sure you didn't tell him?" "Cross my heart I believe you." "Here's my ice cream" "It's one thirty five please." "Thank you very much" "Ta" "What you doing?" "Where you going?" "You haven't finished your ice cream" "Get out of that car you silly cow, you wanna get yourself beaten up again" "What do you do with him?" "With who?" "Harry Mentabnab your Arab" "Drink tea" "Don't laugh" "What is this George?" "I've been asked to find out" "Who asked you?" "Your boss I don't have a boss" "Yes you do, he's my boss too, Mortwell" "Well tell him I drink tea" "Master wished you to have them sir" "For the man" "Yeah take them through there, out the back" "How many you got here any idea?" "No, no, I've no idea" "What's that, you interested in that one?" "How much?" "Nah take it." "Your family aren't ya" "Yeah, suppose I am" "Can I get out this way?" "Yeah just round the back" "Cheers" "Hello" "What d'ya get?" "Nothing" "Yeah nothing" "What do you mean nothing?" "I mean nothing Denny the opposite of something." "They drink tea" "She's lying" "Why would she lie?" "I don't know you find out" "How am I going to find out?" "Well take a picture, climb a drainpipe, find out I've got a picture" "You trying to be funny George?" "I told you Denny she drinks tea" "You are funny Georgie" "Suppose l am yeah" "Get something better" "Well how do you mean, better?" "I mean nasty, slimey, kinky I don't wanna know anything about tea, all right then George?" "All right" "What does Mortwell want?" "He wants to win friends and influence people" "How does he do that?" "Through girls like me" "Can I come up, I've got something to show ya" "What?" "I'll show you upstairs right" "I do deliveries when I'm not poncing for you" "You are not poncing for me" "Well what is it then?" "What kind of deliveries?" "That kind" "Turn it off, fuck you, you bastard" "Who is it?" "What does it matter who it is?" "Its me and a piece of meat" "Just tell me his name" "Anderson" "That's Anderson, Jesus, why am I doing this?" "Cos I asked you" "No, no, no" "Because you like me, you fancy me but having me is nothing George any prick can have me" "Shut up I'm screwed by old men so fat I have to lift myself onto them" "Don't hit me George, nobody hits me, they can have me but they can't hit me" "That fucker did, every day, every hour every day whenever they had a spare minute" "I'm sorry, you don't understand do you?" "No, I don't understand, what don't I understand?" "There are people out there who like this kind of thing and pay him to get it for them" "If he has Cathy anyone can have her, for what ever they want" "Thought that was the idea I mean anyone." "Any sadistic bastard who likes little girls George" "Channel 4 is it?" "Couldn't finish the book and you're watching this crap" "You used to be my hero George what's happening?" "Your hero?" "Aye, well" "Can you get your hero a gun Thomas?" "What for?" "Remember the horse that was murdered?" "Yeah I did it and the lawyers wife was very upset" "You're not joking are you?" "When did I ever joke?" "You used to tell that one about the randy gorilla" "Yeah but no one ever laughed though did they?" "It's the way you tell them" "You a member?" "No" "Three twenty please" "Very good for stress you know." "Very relaxing" "So this woman says to her husband, she says I'm leaving you" "He says, oh please darling don't leave me, I'll buy you a mink coat" "She says I don't want one I'm leaving you" "He says, please don't leave me, he says, I'll buy you a diamond necklace" "She says, I don't want one, he says I'll buy you a villa in the South of France" "She says I don't want one, he says well what do you want." "She says I wanna divorce" "He says, I wasn't thinking of spending that kind of money." "Ha, ha, ha, ha" "He wants the blonde kid, can you get her again?" "Sure" "Take her to my place" "Where?" "Number 9 around 1 2 O'clock" "Shit." "Come on move" "Do you wanna put that cigarette out?" "Why?" "You're in a church" "You a priest?" "What's your name?" "Mary" "is that better?" "What's your name father?" "George" "Father George" "Yes who is this?" "Simone." "Jesus Christ" "You bloody fool you" "Shut up you fucking pervert" "This is a private room" "What the bleedin' hells going on here?" "Get out George." "Get out." "Give him his glasses" "What do you mean get out he's tied you to the bleeding bed" "You said you were respectable I am fucking respectable" "You bloody bitch you" "You watch your fucking language" "George!" "George!" "What's the matter with you?" "Stop it, George, George, George!" "What the bleedin, hell is this?" "Do this all the time do you?" "What made you come here, curiosity?" "I've found her" "Where?" "Put your clothes on, make yourself respectable" "Where is she?" "She's with your mate" "Just a minute, just a minute, what the hell's going on here?" "Get off" "Don't you touch me I know you two" "Don't keep touching me I just want to look in your bag and see what you've got in there" "Alright Alright" "Ow, Jesus" "Get out of here" "Call the police." "Get after that black..." "Jesus what was that?" "Mace" "What?" "Mace" "Christ you don't need anybody do ya?" "I do, I need you." "So where is she?" "She's with your friend Anderson" "You've seen her?" "In a church." "What did he meet her in a Church for?" "It's the one place no one ever goes" "So where do you wanna go?" "Home lt's alright I'm here" "You rushing off?" "Where am I going to rush to?" "Come on up then" "Haven't you someone to rush to?" "You know I haven't" "Everyone should have" "But you haven't I'm different" "But how, how are you different?" "I'm the girl they rush home from" "Simone" "Simone get back..." "He cut my fucking arm off" "Ahhhhh Leave me alone" "Sshhh." "Press the button" "Are you all right?" "Yeah, Jesus you know some nice people" "He knows where l live George, he knows where l live" "Calm down, get your keys out, here do us a favour scratch my nose" "You good at this too?" "Mmmm." "Good at most things" "Do you think he'll be back?" "Don't want to think about it" "You'd better come and stay with me" "Where is this?" "My friend Thomas's place, he likes detective stories" "Don't ya Thomas, eh." "Don't worry the dwarf did it again" "What dwarf?" "There's a dwarf whose been murdering opera singers, why don't you tell her" "Aye, that's right, this dwarf's been bumping off..." "Oh sorry I haven't introduced ya." "Thomas this is Simone" "How do you do Simone?" "Pleased to meet you Thomas" "Oh excuse the hands eh" "Sorry about the mess, I've been moving around carburettors." "Have a seat" "Didn't you like that?" "No you didn't did you?" "You're the priest" "That's right, Father George" "Well you weren't meant to" "Where's your clothes?" "Why are you here?" "Simone sent me, remember Simone, now come on" "What did you do to her eh, what did you do to her?" "Nothing" "Don't worry sir, I'll take care of it for you" "Do you know any other songs?" "Want a cup of tea?" "Come on, come on" "You like ice cream?" "It's the only thing I can eat" "What do you mean?" "Well you know" "No I don't know" "Well I can't take food anymore, real food" "Well what can you take?" "You don't know anything do you?" "No, no I don't know anything I don't mean to be rude, I like you" "Oh, I'm glad" "Do you like me?" "I don't know you do I?" "She likes me" "She really likes me" "I'll wait out here all right" "Thanks George" "You like her don't you?" "Yeah" "Do you?" "I don't know her do I." "Lets face it you're not a very good bet though are ya George?" "No" "So what was the story then?" "Complicated" "More complicated than the story about the horse?" "Much more I'd better be getting back then, what d'ya think?" "Yeah, yeah" "You going to be all right then eh?" "Yeah, yeah" "Where is she?" "0ver Here" "Who's he then?" "He's a friend of mine" "He's the ice cream man, Mr Whippy, left your van outside have you?" "What's the matter with her?" "Do me a favour would you, get this from the chemist" "Listen you'd better have this." "Here, you never know do ya?" "Thanks George" "Brought the ice cream?" "She asleep?" "Yes" "Like babes in the wood" "I like the seaside;" "I've always liked the seaside." "Do you like the seaside?" "Come for a walk on the pier" "Did you used to do this walk?" "Everyday" "With your gentlemen?" "Sometimes" "Come on then, show me the sights eh" "Did you dance with them?" "Eh did you waltz?" "Did you tango?" "Come on I'll buy you a present." "Lets have a party shall we?" "err mate, ha, ha, ha" "Come here, eh." "Come here" "What do you think eh?" "Here." "Beautiful, cover those fucking eyes eh Told you I was cheap didn't I?" "Seven years away I could do with a tan." "Come here" "Leave me" "You've got a tan, where did you get your tan?" "Can't I have a tan?" "What's wrong with me?" "What's the matter, am I too old for you?" "Am I too cheap?" "Hey, you know, come on, just show me the sights" "You know, give me some Brighton rock" "That's all I want, we're on holiday ain't we" "We're meant to have fun, like men and women do" "They have fun, they walk arm in arm you know" "Cos they love each other and they get married so they can love each other more and have a little baby, only a little one" "And have fights with the fucking mother in law" "You know the way it is, between men and fucking women eh?" "Come on say something, anything, say it I'm sorry, I can't" "I'm worried, so are you going to tell me?" "Tell you what?" "As my friend Thomas would say, the whole story" "You like her don't ya?" "Of course I like her" "Yeah but you like her in a special way, in the songs" "What songs?" "Well I've sold myself for a couple of dykes" "She needs me George" "And you needed me to get her" "You ever need someone?" "All the time" "George!" "George!" "You bloody fool George, you bloody fool" "Can't you leave it Denny?" "No George, I can't leave it at all, can I lovey?" "Look at this tart." "What you do it for George?" "I mean look at her. its all right I'm not going to hurt ya your pimp will do that for me" "See I'm giving them both back to you, the two of them" "Ahh don't touch me" "She's got a gun George" "She's blown my fucking toes off." "George lt hurts doesn't it?" "George!" "It really fucking hurts" "Simone!" "Come on then, come on then I would hurt you too" "Fucking Cow, You fucking cow." "You would have done it wouldn't ya?" "You would have done it. I'm just another fucking punter to you" "She was trapped, from the first time he met her, she was trapped" "Like a bird in a cage" "But he couldn't see it, well he liked her too much" "No he was the sort who couldn't see in front of his face and there she was in pain" "Ah well when you are soppy about someone, well you can't see things like that can ya?" "and there he was soppy sod" "Oh she had faith in him, she believed in him and he had a lot of hope for her" "And then there was love, yeah, yeah she was in love all right" "She really was." "But not with him, ha, ha and that's the story" "That's the whole story?" "Well almost" "Hello Dad" "Coming." "Hello" "How are ya?" "You're looking well"