"Today I will finally achieve what has been deemed impossible." "Man can break the50-miIe-per-hour speed barrier." "You're lucky enough to be part of it here." " It surely shall, sir." "Yes." "We will make history..." "or die trying." "Die?" " This is very exciting." "Sir!" "I refuse to becatapuIted, electrocuted... or have my internal organs disrupted any longer!" "I quit." "He is a very sick man." "The electrocution was not my fault!" "You refused... to wear the rubber underpants!" "Is there no man brave enough to be my valet?" "I'm your new valet." " I must commend the valet service... on their impeccable foresight." "But they know I only accept French vaIets." " Yes." "Oui." "I come from a Iong line of French vaIets... on my father's side." "Very, very French." "But your accent..." " My father, French, never speaks." "My mother, Chinese, never shuts up." "AII thechiIdren pick up her accent." "Very well." "will you be willing to risk your life to challenge the laws... of physics, as we know them?" " Yes." "And I can sing, too." "excellent." "Put this little hat on." "And the throttle in your right hand controls thespeed!" "How do I stop?" " Godspeed." "25 miles per hour." "Pressure's stable." "We need morespeed, man!" "40 miles per hour." "Hangon in there." "47... 48... 49..." "Eureka!" "We'vedone it!" "Good morning." "I'm Iookingfor a man with a steam turbine." "Over here!" " There he is!" "That's my valet!" "Look out!" " Sorry!" "New valet..." "Good morning." " Good morning." "You'II beable to let go any second." "The pack will run out of steam... in exactly... 3... 2... 1..." "Now!" " Whoa!" "well done!" "We've broken the human speed barrier!" "Goodbye, sir." "It's been very nice vaIetingfor you." "Let's do it again soon." " No, wait..." "Wait!" "With you as my brave valet, I can test all my inventions." "No!" "Yes." "I take the job." " splendid!" "I can't wait to present my results to the royal Academy!" "Fine." "Fine." "Thank you." "And with this grant to develop new applications for copper wire..." "Doctor Ramsey invented this." "needless to say, the royal Academy of Science... declared this crackpot mentally incompetent, and he was duly dispatched to a lunatic asylum." "Sir, I'vean urgent announcement for you." " well, don't just stand there, man." "Read it." " What?" "Yes, um..." ""It is with great distress... that scotland Yard announces that the Bank of england... has been robbed."" "My stolen Jade Buddha... stolen!" "You bIighter!" "You gave me every assurance that the Bank of england was impenetrable!" " Sir, sir, I said "impregnable"." "It's thesame thing, you idiot!" "please, not thequiIIs!" " Lord SaIisbury!" "Contact general Fangand inform her:" ""No Buddha, no deal."" "To forego your obligation would bedishonorabIe." "A woman in the royal Academy?" " The Jade Buddha was successfully... delivered by us to the Bank of england." "What happens... while it's in British hands..." " Is absolutely your concern." "colonel Kitchner, Chief of scotland Yard, please inform general Fang... what other items werestoIen from the Bank of england." "Nothing else." " exactly." "It seems... your little land dispute has spilled over onto our nobIeshore." "until the Jade Buddha is back in my possession, you and your cause will receive no British military assistance whatsoever." "Kitchner..." "My agents will retrieve the Jade Buddha onceagain, Lord KeIvin." "This timedo not let it slip through your fingers." "A female general." "What sort of pathetic man... takes orders from a woman?" "Oh!" "Comeaway from here." " Oh, Dad, can't westay?" "My wind-powered pulley system circulates the house with fresh air." "Kitchen items are to be placed on the white boat and the blue is for laundry." "But most importantly, this supplies the house... with a runningcurrent of electricity." " electricity?" "This is my comprehensivedaiIy schedule and list of regulations." "It's quitesimpIe." "You're never to divert one iota from my plans." "I must live my Iife with total efficiency to maximize my inventingcapacity, thus enabling me to do the most I can for mankind." "Mr Fogg, you area noble, precise gentleman." "Thank you." "I'm sorry, what was your name?" "Uh..." "Passport." "Too." " Passport-tout?" "bottled light." "A miracle." "hardly." "Just undiscovered science from an American... named Thomas Edison." " It turns on with a whistle." "please, don't do that." "I see your eye is drawn to what I hope will oneday... be my crowningachievement." " A giant moth?" "It's a flying machine." " It can fly?" "Yes." "No." "But it will." "Oneday it will transport people through theair." "Perhaps over entireoceans." "Uh, oh." " I think I have to makea rule for this." ""Dear Father." "I will find the fastest way back to China... to makeour viIIagesafeonceagain."" "Passepartout!" "Departure for the royal Academy of Science in two minutes." "Prepare my Urban Transport Device." "It's theshoes with little wheels on them." "clear the way!" "Mr Foggcomingthrough!" "Watch out, watch out!" "Watch out!" "Out of the way!" "Gangway, gangway!" " Fogg's arrived." "It's exactly 10 minutes before noon." " That will beaII." "gentlemen, today I have proved... that man can break the50-miIe-per-hour speed barrier... without disrupting his internal organs." "Where is your royal Academy of Science authorization?" "Oh, what am I thinking?" "What a fool." "That would mean that you werea real scientist." "By your definition, kelvin, a real scientist's objective would be... to prevent man from progress." "We live in a golden age, Fogg." "Everythingworth discovering... has been discovered." "Yet ridiculous dreamers like you... insist on a past filled with "dinosaurs" and "evolution" and on a future... filled with motorized vehicles, radio waves and flying machines." "Confound it!" "The bloody Bank of england is a madhouse." "Rumor has it the man's a foreigner, an Asian chap." "Nothing." " ... an Asian chap." "I heard it was a Chinese fellow, and heacted alone." "Uh, no, actually... they say he was Norwegian." "In fact, it was a gangof elderly Norwegians." "I heard from a very reIiabIesource that it was a gangof... red-headed elderly Norwegians with very tiny feet." "well, if you ask me, it's about time someone robbed that bank." "Like this very institution, the Bank of england is outdated." "As usual, Fogg, your contempt for tradition is appalling." "You rest on your traditions, if you prefer." "But, as with this bank robber, progress waits for no one." "So now you'rean expert on the bank thief, as well." "Give us the benefit of your ineffable wisdom, Fogg." "26 minutes ago, a ship left Dover for Paris." "From there, the thief takes the Orient Express, where he transfers... to a steamer from istanbul to India." "In IittIeover a month, that man could be in China." " If we're to believe Fogg's calculations, he will havecircIed the globe and returned to england in a fortnight." "actually, by my calculations, it wouId becIoser to exactly... 80days." "Outstanding idea." "well then, Fogg, Iet's see you circumnavigate the world... in 80days." "That would bea fruitless use of my time." "I'm on the vergeof numerous... countless scientific breakthroughs." " You coward." "Admit it." "It cannot bedone." " It can!" "I couId do it." "A wager. 10,000 pounds." "unlike you and your colleagues, money does not inspire me." "I believe every man has his price." "Even you, oh noble PhiIeas Fogg." "There must besomething I couId offer you that would be worthy of your time." "There is." "Your position as head of the royal Academy." "With the Queen's ear, I couId lead Britain and the rest of the world... into a new ageof progress and discovery." "Fair enough." " What?" "I, Lord KeIvin, hereby vow... to surrender my position as Minister of Science to PhiIeas Fogg... if hecan circumnavigate the globe... in no more than 80days." "But if hecannot, he must never set foot in this Academy again." "He must tear down that abhorrent eyesore... hecaIIs a laboratory, and he must swear... never to invent again." "Just as I always suspected, Fogg." "You promiseso much, yet you deliver nothing." "I'II take the wager." " What did you say?" "I'II take your wager!" "He'II take it?" "Then it's done." "A man who has never set foot out of england... circIingthe globe." "This is gettingto be rather amusing." "History won't remember your amusements, Lord KeIvin." "But it will be hard-pressed to forget the moment..." "I'm standingon the very topstep of the royal Academy of Science... by thestrikeof noon, after I, PhiIeas Fogg, have traveled around the world in 80days!" "Oh, dear." "Mr Fogg, we'reaII packed and ready to go." "Mr Fogg?" "Are you in here?" "Mr Fogg, are you well, sir?" "Passepartout." "would you sit with mea moment?" "Yes, sir." "I've risked everything." "My entire life's work." "For something you believe in." "NothingcouId make moresense than that, sir." "You'rean honorable man, Passepartout." "But I'm afraid this was a calamitous Iapseof judgment." "Mr Fogg?" " Yes?" "Maybe weshouId let your family..." " There is no one left to tell." "This houseand my inventions areaII I have." "And a brave new French valet that will help you make it... around the world in 80days." "You really believe wecan succeed?" " Yes." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "You're mad." "We'II besIiced to pieces before we reach India." "halt!" "Quitea contraption you got here." " Why, thank you, Inspector." "But I'm afraid I'm goingto have to detain you and your valet until further notice." "See, this new doohickey is in violation of thecity's new... vehicIecode." " VehicIecode?" "Code 431: "AII vehicles must be powered by horses... or other indigenous quadruped creatures of the like." "excluding giraffes and..."" " My good man, you'redriveIing." "Now, stand aside." "I'm about to embark on a journey around the world." "Not in this monstrosity, you're not." "No!" " That's hot." "It's not." "Ah!" "Time to go." "We havea boat to catch." " SteaIinga police vehicle is not... an acceptable way to begin our journey." " Not stealing." "Borrowing." "Excuse us." "We're just borrowing this vehicle to catch our ship to Paris." "If someonecouId inform theappropriateauthorities." "bloody hell!" "My brain's Ieakin'!" "Damn that nincompoop Fix." "What's the point of hiringa corrupt poIiceofficer... if hecan't even abuse the Iaw properly?" "Kitchner!" "tell Inspector Fix to pack his bags." "He's goingon a little trip." "Retrieve the Jade Buddha in Paris." "As for Lau Xing... kill him!" "Smart man." " Passepartout, will you tell... this impudent fellow that we must leave within 6 1/2 hours, or we will miss... our connection in constantinople." " Yes, sir." "please, we're in a hurry." "Passepartout?" "In French." "Sacre bleu Ia champagno château brion Francois à Ia oh Ia Ia foiede gras." "You imbecile." "What did hesay?" " Hesaid..." "What?" " Hesays not to worry." "The next train will leave in five hours." "Good time for sightseeing!" "This is a scientific expedition, not a holiday!" "I will not miss this train." "Ah." "Very amazing." " What?" "What does it say?" "This week only, Eddie Thomason will beshowing his new inventions." "Thomas Edison?" "Here in Paris?" " A chance to meet another great inventor." "I would quite like to tell him about my "whistle" modification." " Good idea." "See?" "An exhibition." "Science!" "I assure you, theseare not the works of Thomas Edison." "I think he's somewherearound here." "Wait a moment." "This isn't science!" "This is art!" " Yeah." "That painting is highly inaccurate." " It's not supposed to be "accurate"." "Theartist views reality through imagination, rather than simply recording it." "It is called Impressionism." "well..." "I'm not "impressed"." "Trees aren't violet, grass is not charcoal, and a man cannot... fly." "You feel something." "You dream of flying." "Or of naked men?" "Sometimes." "The flying." "Not the men." "I'm glad you Iike my painting." "Monique Larouche." " PhiIeas Fogg." "well, it's an awful lot better than theseamateurs." "What did hesay?" "Oh no..." "Oh no, not again." "Who is responsible for this vandalism?" "It's mine, sir." "Does it please you?" " please me?" "You want to hangsomething?" "Go hang people's coats... as you were hired to do!" " But, sir..." "In fact, don't!" "You're fired!" "Leaveart to theartist." "Goodness." "What was all that about?" "A wealthy gentleman bought my painting for a Iot of money." "Champagne for everyone!" "I'm still Iookingfor Mr Eddie." "Nice painting." "Have you ever considered a career in schematic drawing?" "No." "It would be far too limiting." "At least your work shows genuine promise." "Thank you." "Because I painted many months when I was lacking inspira..." "I found some men to help me find Mr Eddiman." "This way!" " Thank you!" "Thank you." "He's very eager." "No, no, no." "It's terrible, no?" "No." "It's... clever." "Yes." "He's a clown." "And yet, he's incredibly angry." "The irony's terrifying." "Is that good?" " Is it?" "This is interesting." "But you realize without opposable thumbs, a dogcouId never play poker." " Yes, they can." "Now, where have you ever seen a dog playing poker?" " Right there." "Perhaps I'm not the best judge." "Bandits!" "They came to takeaway all the paintings!" "Look out, my paintings!" "quickly!" "Come this way!" " Passepartout!" "Go, go, go!" "Thank you, Miss Larouche." "You may just havesaved our trip." " There you are." "I would Iike to repay you." " Then take me with you." "What?" " I'm stifled here." "PigeonhoIed." "They think of me only as a coat check girl!" "Why?" " Because I am thecoat check girl." "Ah." " Look... the Ieadingart critic in Paris." "Look what he wrote about oneof my paintings." "I can't read this." "I think it's French." " I wish I couldn't." "Why do you carry it around with you?" " So when I do succeed," "I can throw it in his face." "But for now, I need a world journey... to inspire me." "I'm inspired to get us back on schedule." "Let's see." "Wind velocity, approximately 12 knots." "Factoring in air density... outstanding!" "Passepartout!" "Onward!" "Ah." "There we go." "tell him to keep thechange." "Ah, Pierre, paté, fromage, Papuan." " We're goingaround the world in 80days!" "My God!" "They are mad!" "please, Miss Larouche." "The balloon cannot support all this weight." "Your hot air should compensate, no?" " Get off!" "Let go!" "What are they doing?" " They're beingdisorderIy." "Hey!" "Let go!" "Let go!" " Hey!" "Passepartout, my valise!" "It has all my money in it!" "Hey, lady!" "Lady!" "It's my bag!" " No, that is my bag!" "That's not your bag." "It's my bag." " No!" "You'recrazy." " Yes." "That tickles." "He took my bag." " Mr Fogg!" "Good catch!" " Thank you!" "Thoseare the gallery bandits!" "Oh, yes!" "HestoIe my purse!" "ThescoundreI stole my purse!" "My bag!" "We'vestoIen that old lady's purse." "We must help Passepartout!" "How do I make this go lower?" "What are you doing?" "DecreasingtheoveraII weight won't work." "Yes, it will!" "Physics, no?" " Yes." "Bonjour!" "Bonjour!" "Bye-bye!" "Wake up..." "Wake up, lady!" "Wake up, lady!" "Wake up!" "Bye, Mama." "Bye, baby." " Miss." "Very impressive!" "I'd have let go by now." "Thestatue's grabbing his trousers!" " I don't think it's doing it on purpose." "Oh, dear." "well done." "We'restiII on schedule despite thosedogged thieves." "Yes, yes." "Thank you." "Those "art thieves" seemed to recognize you." "I Iook Iikesomeone they know." " Someother "Frenchman", perhaps?" "So wherecan wedrop you off?" "We're not stopping." "Once we land in Munich to board the Orient Express, you are free to go." " Thank you so much." "For what?" " For saying I'm free to go with you." "I did not say you were free to come, I said you were free to go." "Where?" " Anywhere." "Yes." "Thank you." "I will go with you." " No, you will not, Miss Larouche." "Monique." " Miss..." "Monique!" " Monique!" "There." "Now weare gettingaIong." "Look at thesunrise." "There is only one word for it: magical." "Miss Larouche!" "I refuse to allow you to continue traveIingwith us." "I'm not traveIingwith you." "I'm making my own way." "Maybe you shouldn't travel with me." " This is what happens... when you leave your home." "You meet... people!" "Why are you keeping up this ruse?" "Perhaps I'II inform Mr Fogg, and heand I can speculate together." "A very sacred object was stolen from my village." "I have taken it back." "How incroyabIe!" " For many centuries, the Jade Buddha has protected my people." "It has never left our village... until now." "Those "art thieves", who are they?" "The black Scorpions." "They work for an evil warlord, Fang." "She wants the Buddha, so shecan takeover my village." "I must return the Jade Buddha to protect Lanzhou." "Mr Fogg is the fastest way." "Perhaps, then, wecan heIponeanother." "I will keep your secret." "And you, you convince Mr Foggto allow me... to travel the world with you." "Keep zis dumkopf in his seat, or we throw him off!" "merely pointingout that if they coordinated... their coal shoveIingtechnique, they could maximizeour speed." "When we reach ConstantinopIe, I suggest you board a train... weare not on." " Mr Fogg, she must come with us." "And why is that?" " We just discovered... that weare related from thesame family." "I'm her father's second cousin's sister on my mother's side." "French." "Monsieur Fogg, if I make the train go faster, can I come with you?" "Yes." "I bid you farewell, Miss Larouche." "If there's anything else you'd Iike, just let us know." "Ah, voilà!" "Champagne with your First class seats," "MademoiseIIe Larouche." " Merci." "Champagne?" " No, thank you." "Merci." " Monsieur." "A tea?" "Okay!" ""How to make english tea."" ""precisely 96 degrees..."" "Excuse me, sir." "Fogg's valet!" "The Jade Buddha!" "It is not a Jade Buddha." " Yes, it is!" "You're right." "But I am not a valet." " Oh, really?" "My nose... bloody nose!" "Let me in!" "You're gonna pay for scorching' my willy!" "Now I've got you!" "You're under arrest!" "Sorry!" "Why thedeviI are westopping?" "Prince Hapi would be honored to have Mr Foggand his traveIingcompanions... at his banquet." " How very flattering." "But please inform Prince Hapi we'reon a very tight schedule." "Prince Hapi demands it." " Then Prince Hapi... will have to get accustomed to not getting everything he wants." "It is magnificent!" " Mister Fogg, his house is even bigger... than yours." " His collection!" "His taste!" "It's exquisite!" " Yes, it is." "Not good." "No." "Look." "Broken." "And where is his Highness?" "The prince is also a talented musician." " I can assure you, if I did nothing... but Ioungeabout the paIaceaII day, I'd learn to pluck a few notes." "Let's make this brief." "I will pose for a few photographs, perhaps wearing... a turban, hoIdingan atlas..." " mademoiselle." "How magical that our paths should cross." "Do you believe in fate?" "If that's what you call it when onestops a movingtrain... and kidnaps its passengers." " PhiIeas Fogg." "please forgive me, but I feel like Aphrodite herself descended to earth." "How does a ravishingwoman like you..." "I never think when I'm naked." " I do." "In the bath." "Yes, well, it's..." " No!" "Don't touch it!" "That is my most treasured possession." "I was only pointing." " Don't even point." "Rodin." " Yes." "A Rodin." " Oh." "I've never seen a more beautiful..." "muscular form." "I can assure you, I'm in much better shape now." "IncroyabIe!" "It's a scuIptureof you!" " Yes." ""Happy Birthday." "Your pal, Rodin."" " Come, my dear." "Let us dine." " Yes." "Mr Fogg, please join us." " Sorry." "Weareon a very tight schedule." "We will join you, actually." "But just onedrink." "After the Dukeand the Duchess sat down in the bath, I realized..." "I forgot to put on my bathingsuit." "I'm such a fool, always embarrassing myself... in front of visitingdignitaries." "But you know how that can be, right, phil?" "Uh, yes." "It's "PhiIeas", actually." " So, Foggy," "I heard you'rean inventor." " I try to think of new ways... to better mankind, if that's what you mean." "I'm not an inventor, but I did develop a new way of irrigatingdry land, so that no one in my kingdom ever has to be hungry." "Mr Fogg invented "wheeIieshoes"." "Not now, Passepartout." "Oh." "Mmm." "Miss Larouche?" " Mmm?" "It is mesmerizing the way your face illuminates." "Her discoloration could be an allergic reaction... or a mild form of hives." "although I've noticed a certain glow about her complexion... when she's drawing." "And sometimes when she's concentrating on her latest work... her ears will actually flutter." "It's rather fetching." " well, guess who else was in this bath?" "U.S. President Rutherford B Hayes." "ShouIdn't we be going now?" "We havea schedule to keep." "Thank you for your hospitality." " It's been absolutely fascinating, but I'm afraid we must push on." " The gentlemen are free to go." "But Miss Larouchestays here with me to be my wife." "Yes." "Wife number seven." "You haveseven wives?" " One for each day of the week." "This is absolutely ridiculous." " No more talk!" "Prince Hapi has spoken." "well, wedid say "onedrink"." "Passepartout, we're leaving." "I can tell when we're not wanted." "Monsieur Fogg!" "will Tuesdays work for you?" " Goodbye!" "Thank you!" "No!" "halt!" "Or Hapi gets smashed!" "please!" "Anything but my statueof me!" "Miss Larouche, please join us." "AII of you, drop your weapons." " Do as hesays!" "Get in the tent." " Everybody!" "Let's go!" "Comeon!" "Now, takeoff your clothes and..." "I assure you thestatue is not armed..." "harmed, in any way." "In fact, it's completely..." "Get them!" "His arm!" "Thank you, PhiIeas." "That was very heroic." " Yes, and needlessly time-consuming." "This is exactly why I should never have let you comeaIong." "kill them!" "I want my arm back!" "No!" "Sir, I've received a telegram from Inspector Fix." "Accordingto him, the bank thief and Fogg's valet are thesame man." "That numbskuII Foggdoesn't even realize he's transportingthe bank thief." "Or does he?" "Hedid leave town in quitea hurry, wouldn't you say, Lord Rhodes?" " Indeed, Lord SaIisbury." "Evadingarrest and steaIinga police vehicle... sounds rather incriminatingto me." " Onecan almost deduce... this entire bet was merely a ruse to facilitate his escape." "Don't you agree, Lord KeIvin?" " Yes." "brilliant, Lord SaIisbury!" "I shall namea beef-reIated entrée after you." "Kitchner?" "Inform your men in scotland Yard that PhiIeas Fogg is without a doubt... the man who robbed the Bank of england!" "Whereare they now?" "They're takinga train across India, from Bombay to calcutta." "Thank God weown India." " I want their faces posted... in every poIicestation, army barracks, post office, railway station... and outhouse in India." "We're going to stop Foggand get my Jade Buddha back by any means necessary!" "Agra is where we will capture them." "Intercept them at Agra." "Carry on, colonel!" "alright, fall in!" "fall in, on thedoubIe!" "And they were the greatest Kung Fu boxers, the Ten Tigers of Canton." "Brothers in arms, they fought to keeporder... and justice in China." "The famous of the Ten Tigers is Wong Fei Hung." "It's saIivatingon these." "Is this your goat?" "Did they really fight like tigers?" " Each tiger had his own... animal fightingstyIe." "The tiger!" "Snake!" "Whereare my steam pressurecaIcuIations?" "The goat!" "Passepartout, I'm beingattacked by a ferocious animal!" "smell the hooves." "Sorry, Mr Fogg." " please keep that inconsiderate beast... away from me." "And refrain from your ridiculous anecdotes." "Why do you not Iike his story, Mr Frog?" " It's Fogg." "PhiIeas Fogg." "How can man learn to defend himself by watchinganimaIs... behave like... animals?" " It is a famous legend." "A ridiculous legend." "Most legends are born from truth." "Yes, but all truths are born from facts." "solid, tangible facts... that can becalculated and written down on paper." "And then eaten by a goat." "Mister FeeIsiIIious, when I tell thestory of the man... who circled the entire world in 80days, would that not bea legend?" "only if the man's name was "FeeIsiIIious Frog"." "What the blazes is it now?" "Get back inside!" "Comeon!" "Good..." "Find these men!" " Uh, oh." "Time to go." "They seem to think we robbed the Bank of england." "Preposterous!" "This is merely an attempt by Lord KeIvin to impede my journey." "I am a British citizen." "I have nothingto fear." "Except bullets." "Seen these men?" "Any word on the bank thieves, sir?" " They werespotted on the train." "Keep your rifles at the ready." " They won't get past us, sir!" "Ladies, have you seen these two men?" "Look closely." "They're very dangerous." "They're everywhere!" "This is not goingto work." "Stay calm." "Just act like ladies." " Not a problem." "It'II never work." "I feel faint." " PhiIeas, women are not that weak." "No, but I am." "hello, darling." "What can I do for you?" "Wait a minute!" "Oh!" "What are you doing?" "This is no time to sleep." " Stop!" "Go, go, go!" "Get us out of Agra quickly!" "Passepartout, wedid it!" "Hey!" "Wrongway!" "PhiIeas!" "No!" "Run, Passepartout!" "Fogg's valet!" "I have him!" " What are you doing?" "Now I've got you!" "Hand over the Jade Buddha." "help!" "You're under arrest!" "Watch my plums!" "See?" "Now you made him very mad!" "Let's go!" "Stopor I'II arrest you as well!" "Run!" "Which way?" " Down!" "Not yet!" "Jump!" "Go, go, go!" " What's upsetting him?" "HeaIso wants the Jade Buddha!" " Then give it to him!" "PhiIeas, wake up!" " please, please, you must go." "My husband will be homesoon." " PhiIeas." "PhiIeas!" "help!" " Fear not!" "I'II protect you!" "I'm here, my dear." "That stumble was simply to buy me time." "This cane is not what it appears." "If I press this button, it will deploy a weapon... far deadlier than yours." "This is... a strange knife." "Isn't it a sextant?" "Yes." "Are you alright, my dear?" " PhiIeas, it was so enlightening." "You'd better put this on." "Perhaps I should wear women's clothing moreoften." "WeshouId run." " What, now?" "Yes, weshouId run." "Break down thedoor!" " Ok!" "No, no!" "Not on my brains!" "Give me that Jade Budd-air!" " Ok." "What's a Budd-air?" "Get ready to jump!" "Now!" "It is him!" "The EngIishman who robbed the Bank of england!" "He's escaping in that paIki-gharrie!" "They'II check all trains heading east." "Even if we make it to thecoast, wecan't sail into Singapore... or even Hong Kong." "They're both British colonies." "Does england own everything in Asia?" " Not China." "Not yet." "Passepartout?" "You look troubled." " I cannot keep Iyingto Mr Fogg." "You did what you had to." "The fateof your village... is of far greater importance than any bet PhiIeas has made." "If he loses, all it will cost him is some money and pride." "No." "Mr FoggwiII lose much more than that." "What do you mean?" "My village!" "Your village?" "I mean... "My, what a village!"" " Oh, it's beautiful!" "Wedo need to stopand re-suppIy, but we must beoff by morning." "Ah, Lau Xing." "Lau Xing." " Lau Xing." "Lau Xing, you have returned!" "Goodness, that's quitea welcome." "Do these people know him?" "It must be their custom, the way they weIcomeaII strangers." "Lau Xing!" "Lau Xing!" "children, please give my friends thesame greeting." "My son, you are home!" "Lau Xing." "Lau Xing!" "Who is that man?" "He's my valet." " I am so proud of you." "My son has a valet!" "How happy I am!" "We must celebrate that Lau Xing has returned." "His valet will cook a bigfeast for us." "Oh, it's beautiful." "You are very talented." "Thank you." "You need more blue." "Fascinating." "absolutely fascinating." "Sorry?" "vile." "absolutely vile." "welcome home, Lau Xing." "Your brothers will be proud." "The whole notion of a Iighter-than-air craft cannot work, unless you can harness the power of helium or hydrogen, which..." "Yes, well, I couldn't have put it better myself." "Is theassociation with the englishman wise?" " He's the most... discipIined man I've ever met." "Thecrane!" "The monkey!" "Oh, thank you." "Thesnake!" "And of course, the eagle!" "PhiIeas?" "PhiIeas, I made this for you." " Oh, yes." "Oh, that's very, very good." "Yes." "What does this say?" ""Stupid."" "You have returned our sacred Buddha." "It has brought hope back to our village." "Drink!" "Thanks to your courageous efforts..." " Drink!" "I believe I've had quite enough." "I'm just..." "I'm just..." "I've..." "Thanks to your courageous efforts..." "We will live in peaceand..." "Drink!" "Thanks to your courageous efforts..." "We will live in peaceand harmony." "And for that weare eternally grateful!" "Drink!" "I'm goingto beabominabIy iII." "I..." "I want to die." "please kill me." ""Dear Father, I will find the fastest way to China."" "Mr Fogg, I was goingto tell you." "This is your family." " My name's not Passepartout." "It's Lau Xing." "I robbed the Bank of england." "You robbed the Bank of england?" " Not for gold or money, but for the Jade Buddha." "It was stolen from our village." "He had no other choice." "This was his only way to get home." "You knew about this?" " well..." "I have nothing but respect for you, Mr Fogg." "Then respect my deductive reasoning." "You have both used me, you to escape to China, and you to travel the world... to further your Impressionistic humbug." "Your overtures of comradeship or friendshipor..." "AII of it was just a means to ensure I would take you along." "My entire life, I got aIongspIendidIy by myself." "You've been nothing more... than pebbles in my shoes, slowing medown, endangering my Iife!" "AII of it was just... a means to ensure I would take you along." "Risking everything I've ever lived for!" "And you..." "You knew that." "Don't let him go." "He'II be lost by midnight." "Go!" "Moreof your relatives, I suppose." "You can just forget about a reference." "I bega thousand pardons, Mr Fogg." "What's hescreamingabout?" " He is saying "please let me go." "I am bored."" "Why is he imprisoned?" "Urinating in public." " Charming." "At least he had thedecency to be forthcomingabout it." "Is thereanything... you've told me that's even remotely true?" " I really can sing." "Frère Jacques, frère Jacques, dormez-vous, dormez-vous?" "Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines, ding, ding, ding." "Ding, ding, ding." " Ding, dang, dong, Passepartout." "Ding, dang, dong." "Look!" "Oh, good." "Herecomes Mister Grumpy and the Leatherettes." "Where is the Jade Buddha?" " You are better off killing me." "You have nerve." "But are your comrades so brave?" "Your threats don't frighten me." "Nor does your silly bracelet." "alright." "It's not silly." " I spit on you!" "Francespits on you!" "Vive Lanzhou!" "Your turn will comesoon enough." " Coward!" "Leave them alone." "Fight me." " Yes." "Fight him." "Let's see how ferocious you really are." "Hey, that's cheating!" "Look out!" "There!" "Behind you!" "No!" "Take them!" "silence!" "You savages!" "PhiIeas, help him!" " Watch out on the right!" "No, my right." " Stop helping me!" "Sorry." " What's happening?" "Where is Passepartout?" "How is he gettingon?" " I wouldn't say he's winning, but I think he's doingaIright." "Go home to Mama." "What took you so long?" " I had to finish my lunch." "Wong Fei Hung." "surely you are not foolish enough to takeon... all my men by yourself." "Ten Tigers!" "kill them!" "Execute the prisoners!" "I want their heads on pikes!" "What time is it, PhiIeas?" "Passepartout... knife!" "Merci." " You're welcome." "Promise me the black Scorpions will never come back to Lanzhou." "Theseare my brothers and sisters:" "The Ten Tigers." "But thereareonIy nine." " including me." "They're real." "The legend was true." "Mr Fogg..." " Passepartout, or whatever your name is, save your apologies." " PhiIeas, he risked his life... for what he believes in." "If anyone understands that, you do." "please ensure Miss Larouche gets homesafeIy." "This should beadequate." "Oh..." "I... believe this is your veil." "I will never dress Iikea woman again." "Ever." " Mr Fogg..." "please let me help you win your bet." "I havesecured theservices of a more reliable gentleman." "Give mea minute." " You never learn!" "Yes, well, perhaps I'II just... travel alone." "Ah." "The most modern city in the world." "finally... civilization." "Excuse me?" "Pardon me?" "Can anyonedirect me... to the Pacific railroad Station?" "I'm so sorry, sir." "I'm such a rutabaga sometimes." "Oh, no, no." "please." "It's my fault entirely." "Let me..." "Oh Lord, I think I sprained my knee." "I should find you a physician." " There's a kind old doctor... who has an office just around thecorner." " excellent." "I'II get him for you." "Yes." "Thank you." "ThereshouId be more people like you in this world." "Woo-doggie!" "Jackpot!" "Mon Dieu!" "Can you imagine PhiIeas alone in a place like this?" "I'm sure he's fine." "aims." "aims." "aims for the poor." "Arms?" "You already got arms." "It's money you need." " I can't even scrounge proficientIy." "Hey, cheer up, pal." "You've just got to figureout what'II work for you." "What makes you different from them?" "I am hungry and miserable." " No." "You stink." "Now, your stink is your most powerful weapon... in your beggingarsenaI." "Watch this." "Hey!" "Give mesome money, please." " Sure, fella." "Just don't touch me." "You stink!" "That guy smells Iikea dead horse!" "I'm not proud of it." "It's simple, yet effective." "I see." " You try." "Go on." "I've got faith in you." "Excuse me." "I'm not gonna lie to you." "That's gonna happen about half the time." "Here." "It's a volume business." "Hunk of cheese?" " Oh, yes." "I would rather..." "Maybe later." "What are thosedrawings?" "You'resome kind of devil worshipper?" "Don't you be puttinga hex on me!" "I'II cut you!" "I'm an inventor." " That's nice." "Or rather, I was." "And oneday I will build a machine that will allow men to fly." "flying men?" "Where?" "Nowhere." "Whereare the flying men?" " They'reover there." "The birdmen arecoming!" "Hey, Louie!" "The birdmen arecoming!" "The bird... birdmen!" "Birdmen!" "Bird..." ""I traveled the world for inspiration and found it in a man... who lives what hedreams."" "PhiIeas?" " Fogg!" "Passepartout!" "Monique!" "Mr Fogg!" "You crossed the Pacific Ocean..." "for me?" "We will help you win your bet." " Mr Fogg, I will never let you down." "Why would you do this?" " Because you areour friend." "And perhaps more." "More with her." "You and me, we just stay good friends." "Oh!" "Lord KeIvin, I can offer you something much more precious... than a single Jade Buddha." "Beneath Lanzhou... area series of untapped Jade reserves." "If the town were to beoverrun, those reserves would beours." " I see." "However, should PhiIeas Foggwin this race, I'II have neither the power... nor the means to hand over any arsenal." "Then I will see to it personally that Mr Fogg's journey is cut short." "Very well." "Let us consider our deal to be..." "still, it's a first-rate idea, sir." " What's this thing here, blocking my Jade reserves?" "That will certainly have to bedemoIished." "But that is the Great wall of China, sir." "It's not that great." "Passepartout went to get help hours ago." "What if he's lost or..." " Don't fret, my dear." "Passepartout's a keen warrior with impeccabIesurvivaI instincts." "I have no doubt he will return with help, and we will board our train in Reno... with time to spare." " Agua!" "Perhaps I'm beinga IittIeoptimistic." "help!" "help!" "help us!" " A rattlesnake!" "We're goingto die!" "help!" " I don't want to..." "Good morning." "Howdy." " Hey, crazy english "cowboy wannabe" man." "How's about goin' and bein' crazy someplace else?" "You're bIockingthedamn path." " WiIbur, it's him." "I'II bedamned." "Mr Fogg, my name is OrviIIe Wright." "This is my brother, wilbur." "We're bigfans of yours." " well, fan's a strongword." "We got a Iot of money ridingon you to win your bet." "You gonna win it?" "We'II useour winnings to build this." " OrviIIe, maybe now's not the time." "Let me explain it to Mr Fogg." "Onesecond." "You gotta forgive my brother." "He's got his head up in thecIouds." "He's oneof thesesad IittIedreamers." "Thinks oneday man's gonna go swooshingaround the planet..." "Iikea hummingbird fIyingthrough theair." "We'reaII gonna fly, Orv!" "He thinks so, too." "It's really sad." "I'm sorry." "He's kind of a moron." "He's mastered thecabIesteeringsystem!" "Thedragand lift ratio!" "This is brilliant!" " That's what I've been saying, but OrviIIedoesn't listen to me!" "I'veaIways said that about mastering." "You gotta have faith in me, no matter how crazy big brother's dreams sound." "But you told me never to..." " I said you've gotta speak up." "Excuse me, gentlemen." "Have you come across our friend on your way here?" "Now, wait." "Who're we Iookingfor?" "I notice everything." " Passepartout." "You mean thecrazy haIf-naked Chinese guy wesaw runningaround?" "Singing "Frere Jacques"?" " Yeah." "He had a cow skull on his head?" "possibly." " He's in the back of our wagon." "Passepartout!" "You'reaIive!" " Is that you, Grandma?" "Goodbye!" " Go win the bet!" "No pressure, but you've got to win it!" "Now, you see, to get the real classy dames, you gotta invent stuff." "I did." " I did?" "What's with the "I did"?" "We're The Wright Brothers." "Wedid." "Go." "Fogg, never gonna make it, never gonna make it!" "New York!" "New York!" " So much to see, so little time!" "Our steamer for england leaves in ten minutes!" " Go, go!" "We're never goingto make it!" " PhiIeas Fogg?" "would you autograph this for me, please?" "It's for the wife." " certainly." "This business about me robbingthe Bank of england..." "I'm from ireland." "Nice going." "The boat?" "alright, comeon, follow me." "I know a shortcut." "Makea lane!" "Whereare we?" "That's a big man!" " It is a lady!" "A French lady." "She looks Iikean evil Chinese warlord to me." "Your journey has caused quitea stir." "But I'm afraid... it ends here." " Leave them alone, Fang." "This has nothingto do with them." " On thecontrary, Lau Xing." "Lord KeIvin and I have made new arrangements to conquer Lanzhou." "unfortunately for Mr Fogg, they entail... his permanent detour." " I knew KeIvin was duplicitous, but to align himself with such a IittIescoundreI..." "alright, you're not a scoundrel!" "But you arequitesmaII!" "As in petite." "But most definitely lethal... and generally very scary." "1, 2..." "Go!" " 3!" "Go up there!" " Stop them!" "Passepartout!" "My cane!" "There." "Passepartout!" "help!" "Weare trapped!" "Ouch." "help!" "Passepartout!" "There you are!" "There's a knife in your right buttock!" "It's the evil Chinese warlord!" "She is coming!" "The boat!" "Up there!" "Hurry!" "Go!" "Go, Mr Fogg!" "There's not much time!" "Wait!" "What am I thinking?" "Passepartout can't defeat them... all by himself." "He's nine Tigers short." "PhiIeas, I do believe you are becomingthe man of my dreams." "When this is over, Iet's hope thearms and legs of the man of your dreams... arestiII attached to the torso..." "of the man of your dreams." "You have failed to stop him." " Then your death will have to suffice." "Let go of me!" " The book!" "It's goingto fall!" "How can wesave..." "PhiIeas?" " I will save him!" "Get her!" "Mr Fogg!" "Passepartout." "Passepartout!" "You'reaIive!" "Are you injured?" "rules are made to be broken." "Or stabbed by a spiky shoe." "Mr Fogg, you missed theship." "You will lose your bet." "well, at Ieast I didn't Iosea friend." "You must be the eleventh Tiger." "Meow." "Let's go." "We must catch the next ship." "It would never reach London in time." "No, no!" "Weare not giving up!" "I almost died!" "You almost died!" "We take next ship... and win that bet!" "Very well." "Let's go." "Yes." " Yes." "Thank you." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "It's no use." "By thosecaIcuIations, I'm still behind by... oneday." " There must besome way!" "PhiIeas Foggon my boat?" "What an honor, sir!" "I havequitea penny wagered on you." "The wife's not too happy about it." "Then again, she hasn't cracked a smile since theday... that shark almost devoured me." "Got 'em both in one bite." "It's Inspector Fix!" "My goodness!" "He made it around the world before Fogg!" "I came back from India theshort way, you ninny!" "I take it you don't have PhiIeas Fogg in that valise." "A little Jade Buddha, perhaps?" "Mr Fogg?" "I'm sorry to say we've burnt the Iast of thecoaI." "But I've had a word with thecrew... and all of them haveagreed to burn their shoes." "I appreciate that, but we're not even close." "We've gained a meresix hours." "Even shoes cannot help us now." "There must besomethingwecan do." "That's it." "I've got it." "Birds!" " excellent idea!" "We'II burn birds!" "No." "We'II fly to London!" "We'II simply follow the laws of physics, mastered by the birds millennia ago, and combine it... with the Wright Brothers' ingenious cabIesteeringsystem." "Most people would laugh at you." "But not us." "Wecareabout you." "Captain, I'm afraid I have to ask permission to dismantle your ship to build this flying machine." " DismantIe Carmen?" "But she's my livelihood, my most loyal companion!" "Never, never!" "What if I couId direct you to an impeccable physician who could replace... both your nipples at my expense?" "And I will give you enough money... to buy a brand new ship." "You had meat the nipples." "CorneIius, fetch my tool kit now!" "I'II go sharpen the propeller." "Wrongway." "Not looking." "The Greenwich Time Zone." "The last time I shall set my watch ahead." "shall we fly?" " Let's." "Mr Fogg..." "Inspiringwords." "Very well." "Prepare for take-off." " Yes, sir." "Mr Fogg, are you sure?" " No!" "How the hell are we getting back?" "Now!" "You did it, PhiIeas!" "Weare flying!" "My God, it's..." "It's magical!" " Better than your dreams?" "Better than my dreams." " Hey!" "Don't forget to steer!" "It's... a telegram from general Fang, sir." "We're goingto make it!" "Is this alright?" " It's exactly Iikea dream I had." "You dreamed of winningthe race?" " No, of crashingto my death." "Don't worry." "I'm gonna get it." "Look up there!" "It's a flying machine!" "Don't stepon the wing!" "Sir, rumor has it that a flying machine is headingfor the royal Academy, our bike thief at the pedals." " Some people will beIieveanything." "A flying machine is headingtowards the royal Academy!" "The bike thief is pedaling!" " See what I mean?" "well done, Passepartout!" "The wing ropes!" "Just a minor setback!" "Another minor setback!" "alright, this is a major setback." "A flying machine is heading for the royal Academy of Science, and witnesses swear that it's Foggat thecontroIs..." "Go faster, Passepartout!" " We're IosingaItitude!" "Landing gear?" " That would have been an excellent idea!" "The birdmen arecoming!" "I will not lose this wager!" "He's not to reach the topstep!" "Get the police!" "Here!" "I want PhiIeas Foggarrested the moment his feet touch British soil!" "Stupid!" "You're hurting my ear!" "Passepartout, get back in your seat!" "We're goingto return to the ground." "Stop, Kitchner!" "hold your ground!" "Why are they all fleeing?" "Coward!" "You have to make it to the topstep!" " Ah, New zealand." "Wedidn't go there." "Topstep!" " Arrest them!" "They robbed the Bank of england!" " Nonsense!" "Where is your proof?" " This is the royal Academy of Science!" "Wedon't need to proveanything!" "Besides, by the time you get out of jail, you'II have lost the wager." "Noon." " Wedid our best." "Get out of my way!" "I used to besomebody important!" "I should have thrown him through a higher window." "Get rid of this buffoon!" " Buffoon?" "This is the thanks..." "I get for goin' halfway 'round the world to stop Foggfor you?" "HeaIso sent a Chinese warlord to kill PhiIeas Fogg!" "That's true!" "Hedid!" " Lies!" "AII of it!" "Kitchener!" " Yes?" "tell them!" " Uh, well... um, the thingof it is..." "MumbIing moron." "SaIisbury, translate Kitchner's... incoherent bIather." " I... he, I..." "Yes!" "Rhodes!" " Uh, the thingof it is..." "I don't want to makea fuss about..." " You spineless cretins!" "That man stuck me with quills!" " What?" "Bunches of them." " Yes!" "Lord KeIvin's a bully!" "It is true!" "I hate to admit it, but I'm a battered Lord!" "Boo hoo!" "So what if I did try to kill PhiIeas Fogg?" "What are you gutless peons goingto do about it!" "I hold all the power!" "I run everything!" "So which of you haIfwits is goingto stop me?" "You?" "You?" "You?" "The Queen!" " The Queen?" "Oh, the Queen!" "That inbred antiquated old cow." "TheonIy way shecouId stop me is if shesat on me... with her big, fat royal bottom!" "She's behind me, isn't she?" "Your Majesty, I have just apprehended thecuIprits... who robbed the Bank of england." " No, Majesty!" "It's not true!" "Quiet!" "I Iove beingabIe to do that." "So, Lord KeIvin, unsportsmanIikeconduct... attempted murder, trading my arsenal for Buddhas..." "How did you know about that?" "I never said..." "Admit it!" "You've been a naughty boy, haven't you?" "Yes!" "Your Majesty, there is an explanation for all of this." "What it was..." "I was..." "I was simply..." "Why do they always run?" "Arrest him!" "Unhand me!" "Don't you know who I am?" "I am no PhiIeas Fogg!" "So is this PhiIeas Fogg's miraculous flying invention?" "Your Majesty, weaII invented it." "I'm very impressed." "And that doesn't happen often." "Thank you." " But still we failed... to help PhiIeas win his bet." "I'm sorry, PhiIeas." "Don't be, ma chérie." "I saw the world." "I Iearned of new cultures, I flew across an ocean." "I wore women's clothing, madea friend," "fell in love." "Who cares if I lost a wager?" "I do!" "I've got twenty quid ridingon you." "But Your Majesty, it is past twelve noon." " Correct." "Which gives you 24 hours remaining." " could we have miscounted?" "No." "I moved Mr Fogg's watch ahead one hour... as we passed each time zone." "The international Date Line!" "Weset our watches forward at 24 time zones, so here it's still... day 79!" "So we've..." " We've won!" "We've won!" "We've won!" "Thank God!" "Your Majesty, I apologize." "Do forgive me." "I quite forgot myself." "Go and win your bet, Mr Fogg." "Mr Fogg, I shall need a new Minister of Science." "Of course, Your Majesty." "shall we?" " Yes." "Go!" "Yes!" "We won!" " We won!" "well done." "Go ahead." "Oh!" "Oh!" "subtitles:" "VICOMEDIA 05/2005"