"THINGS FROM ANOTHER WORLD" "some time back" "Flight AZ7492 from Rome has landed at Terminal 12." "I told you the floor's wet, people are trying to work here." "He couldn't care less." "That's the way he is..." " But..." " Shut up, don't make it worse." " He knocked the things down." " He sticks to his denial." "Taxi?" "Hi, sweetie." "Seduced and abandoned, huh?" "Ignored in your hour of need, what'II I do with you?" "Cut the bullshit, come on." "Sure, it never happened before." "Yes, I'll come." "What time did you go to bed last night?" "Stop giving him clues." "Irene, Gustavo..." "Yemma." "Ugo, since Yemma gave you the answer, she can have the rabbit this weekend." "She's never taken him home, she can't look after him!" "Well, it's about time she learn." "Yemma, look." "This is yours if you give him to me." " Irene..." " But they'll eat him there!" "Page 20, exercise 12." "How many hit on you?" "Wow, a high number!" " Mr. Mariso!" " Coming!" "You obviously provoked them, sweetie." "How were you dressed?" "A miniskirt, skimpy panties?" "No, forget it." "I'll go pick up the document myself." "Ahmed and the others aren't coming, Ramadan ends Friday." "So what?" "It's like me going to "Banga Balu" on a Friday and expecting to eat fish!" "Or insisting on dressing as Harlequin at Mardi Gras amongst the macaques and tigers." "Look sharp, come on!" "All of you!" "Let's get a move on, hurry!" "I'll take you to the bar if you hurry." "I'II let you sunbathe and get a tan." " Good morning." " Hello." "Reports are coming in of strange cloud formations, sudden changes of temperature and lightning." "Who's that?" "Your boyfriend?" "That's a great start!" ".. storms from the Atlantic with strong winds and thundery showers, generating a long spell of bad weather throughout the country." "There've been 70 rapes in Milan in the last 4 months." " Almost 20 a month." " 17 and a half, to be exact." "Give or take a couple of rapes." "Worse than Chechnya, almost on a par with Rumania." "We'll soon be world-beaters." "We should follow the south's example, damn it!" "How many rapes in Palermo?" "In Naples, or Taormina, how many women were raped by immigrants in Corleone?" " How many?" " Eight." " Twelve." " Four." "Not even one!" "If a nigger acts up in Corleone, some Mafia boss... grabs a knife and cuts his ears off, slashes his body, kills him like a dog!" "Here it's chock-full of mosques, of sushi bars, of kebab shops, of Bangladeshis." "These niggers who live in the building opposite ours keep saucepans on the stove for eight to ten hours." "The smell's revolting..." "How disgusting!" "What the fuck are they cooking?" "Armadillos?" "They cook giraffes too!" "They make sushi from pandas, I've seen it." " Yes?" " Courier service, ma'am!" "The lady isn't here, come back in a month." "Laura, I haven't seen you in six months!" "Ever heard of a telephone?" "Ariele, you're already hitting on me?" "It won't last." "You're just taking a multi-racial break." "This love for immigrants, aliens..." "What a drag!" "Aren't you tired?" "You don't want to face up to the truth." "The truth is that I love you, that's that." "I loved you, till you screwed the neighbours' nanny." "She was their nanny?" " Thought she was their daughter." " You're a dickhead, Ariele." "I'm pregnant." " I'm expecting a child." " Yes, I understand the concept." " No need to explain." " That's that, as you say." "We start with stock footage where that Moroccan kid takes part in a ski race." " How long does it last?" " Two minutes." "Too long." "Cut it, it's shit." "Little shit, you never answer." "I looked everywhere for you." "Go ahead." "Hold this." "Yes." "Hello, sir." "We work here, my friend." "As you say down south, we slog away!" "It's in our DNA, but for you guys it's against nature." "I'd better go, the show's starting." "Bye." " You've lost weight, sweetie." " You're mistaken, sir." "Dear friends, dear viewers, here we are." "First off, some people insist on busting our balls by claiming that immigrants are poor souls, that we must help them and give them a future." "May I remind you that "a future" is given to those who work." "If there's any work going." "Before giving it to immigrants, I have oldsters, newlyweds, the have-nots, the unlucky, the sick, and then, and only then, when I've given it to them, will I give what's left to immigrants." "But since there's nothing left, nothing doing." "Secondly, we're living with Muslim fundamentalists, with Albanian slackers, with gypsies, with Slavs, but remember that with offenders, we should follow Singapore's example." "Take the person, stretch them out and..." "Ten lashes: no messing about with criminal records." "It's pointless!" "Let's get rid of the Nigerian prostitutes infesting our streets." "It's like being in Zimbabwe, the Belgian Congo, a Banana Republic, in Africa!" "How long have our schools been filling up with immigrants?" "There won't be any room for our kids soon, they'll forget their own language and fall behind!" "All this thanks to left-wing teachers!" "They don't want segregated classes?" "There's one categorical, irrevocable message for all." "Get on your camels and go back home, go home!" "You can all understand this:" "piss off!" "Laura's expecting a black kid." "Multi-racial society." "Breaking down of cultural barriers." "The classic left-wing story." "Fuck it!" "I could've got her pregnant." "What the fuck would it've cost me to bottle-feed or push a stroller?" "Nothing." "How did you get in here?" "Bye, mum." " Don't leave her alone, ever." " Don't worry." "Ever." "Bye." "A kid... black." "You're a riot, ma'am." "Attention please, last call." "Passenger Ariele Verderame departing for Rome must urgently report to Gate 7 for immediate boarding, thank you." "Well, the film's called..." ""Taken"." "It stars Liam Neeson." "He's a good actor, very good." "There's this retired CIA agent." "They type you like:" "bang, bang, kill, kill." "Yes, but it's film with substance." "Liam Neeson's in America and has 72 hours to free his daughter in Paris." "She's been kidnapped by these dirty Albanians who've drugged her and want to force her into prostitution." "Liam Neeson's a good actor... but his performance is a bit limp in this one." "It lacks grit, it needs more balls." " The film needs..." " A guy like you." "Like me, good call." "I'd have taken my samurai sword and then cut the Albanian's head off!" "Like Sean Connery in "Highlander"!" " Seen "Highlander"?" " No." ""Highlander!" There's only one left, me!" " Just for a change." " Just for a change." "Sweetie, tomorrow I'll go pick up that document for you." " Happy?" " Thanks." "I think this tolerance thing is a load of bullshit." "In one week, two Albanians robbed seven of my colleagues." "Not one, seven!" "At knifepoint too." "You can't work when you're scared." "Colleagues are reporting robberies every other day, and what do the cops do?" "Nothing." "If I work and pay taxes and come to you, a police officer, you can't get off the hook by calling me racist." "Protect me, not them." "What's wrong with locking up two lousy Albanians?" "Put them down there." "Nadim, will you just give me Italians for this job?" "There aren't any." "The master's voice!" "Well?" "They flipped me like a pancake!" "The kid's fine." " What's that?" " Thunder." "Scary!" "Thunder's the only thing that frightens me." "It's a childhood trauma, okay?" "Thunder and dwarves dressed as clowns." "They scare me." "Thank goodness for you, sweetie." "Thank goodness for sweetie" ""1,000 euros each will get you video surveillance," they said." "1,000 euros..." "We looked at each other, kept our money and got organized ourselves." "Got organized yourselves?" "We know who they are, where they go." "We don't need a warrant." "Sure." "How do you organize yourselves?" "How?" "With helmets, chains, bars, knives..." " Sometimes I take a corkscrew!" " Great!" "It's like going hunting." "We should thank you." "I was just kidding." "I don't think so." "Watch the road, idiot." "You're a shit driver." "Look how stiff it is, I don't get detergent for free!" "I should go to the dry cleaners!" "No buts!" "The colours fade, the fibres get damaged!" "Faded colours, damaged fibres!" "Then they say:" ""Ma'am, the iron doesn't work. "" "Like fuck it doesn't!" "Shut up, don't stick up for them." "When your shirt's not perfect, you complain to me!" "Isn't there any softener left?" " Let's go somewhere." " It's going to rain." " Half the delivery's still outside." " Forget it." "I wish, but weddings cost money." "Weddings?" "Hadn't you thought about it?" "Look at me." "Isn't that what you wanted?" "It's normal, isn't it?" "We're having a kid." "Don't be long." "See you at home." "What's your name?" "Marcello." "Well..." "Marcello, let me explain how things are." "This country is made up of people like you, of people who aren't like you," "and people like me." " That's why it's a shithole." " That's what I was saying." "Turn off here." "Here." "Secondly, they can only stay in Italy if they share our values and observe our laws." "Observe the law and share our values." "If you don't want to, take a train or boat and go back home." "If you don't like the job we've found you, go back where you came from!" "If the government continues being too soft, promoting immigration as strength, security and resource, what can we do to calm citizens who are terrified by this Rom invasion?" "The shantytowns built around our cities are the result of permissiveness, of tolerance from Communist associations..." "Get out." " It's raining!" " No, come on." "Go on." "Shit!" "Shit, why?" "My dear friends, I implore God to unleash a purifying tsunami to sink their boats and send them home as happens in other constitutional states." "Apocalypse now!" "Nadim?" "Nadim?" "Mum..." "Mariola?" "The person you are trying to reach is not available." "What a mess!" "Katiusha and Miguel?" "Don't know, they didn't come." "I've been calling them for an hour." "There are leaves everywhere, the windows are filthy." "If they think I'll clean up, they can think again." " My mango juice?" " Make it yourself." "I've never done it." "Can't you see that I'm stuck here?" "I'll give them a piece of my mind when they get here!" " Yes, Otello?" " Golfetto, do something!" "Shut up!" "Yes, I'm watching." "Switchboards at the Council, Police HQ, the Prefecture and Chamber of Commerce were inundated with calls since early this morning." "I'm coming!" "Mum!" "Mum!" "The Rumanian cleaning woman didn't come." "Felipe and Manuel have disappeared!" "All the morning shows have no backdrops!" "Cogo's at the Council and Gisella's at Police HQ." "Fucking move!" "The number of factories at a standstill will increase." " No greeting for the boss?" " Morning." "Geox, Dal Negro, Pinarello and De Longhi." "Same situation at Doria..." "Enough of this nonsense." "Put the tub of lard on, she pulls in viewers." "Giada, want to be a TV star?" "To be a star, you need to be like Alice." " Alice, what did you weigh?" " At least 114 kilos." "Get me the thin chick's number." "Fantastic, 580 euros!" "Slow down!" "Hello?" "Who is it?" "Who?" "I don't give a shit about your opinion of what I said on TV." "From your accent you sound like a southerner, or worse!" "Fuck off!" "Today we've learnt the meaning of the word "baboon"." "There's a drawing too." "Its ass is showing." " Laura." " What do you know?" " About what?" " Jesus Christ, Ariele!" "They pay you to be a cop, right?" "There are no immigrant kids in school and I can't find Nadim." " That's good news." " Your mum?" "Is Mariola there?" "No." "It's happening all over, lots of co-workers didn't show up." " Are you guys involved in this?" " Who?" "Who?" "We guys who let boats sink off Lampedusa?" "Who forgot we were the first to emigrate?" "Or we guys who let a Rumanian win "Big Brother"?" "Fuck off!" "REMEMBER MRS. ITALIA'S MEDICINES" "Donepezil, Selegilina, Gingko Biloba." "Where the fuck's she gone?" " Yes?" " I'm Mrs. Verderame's son." "I know." " I wanted to ask you..." " No, I'm sorry." "Mrs. De Marchi's daughter already asked, they had a Filipino." "I'm not a carer, I'm taking her to hospital." "She'll end up there sooner or later anyway." "I'm Mrs. Verderame's son." "Could you look after her during this difficult time?" " First floor, right?" " Thanks." "Bless you!" "Bresolin, where've they all gone?" "Give them an inch and they take a mile." "When I get back I want to find everything as it was, okay?" "But there's only us." "The world's gone on for 2,000 years without niggers!" " Actually, the niggers..." " Don't argue!" "There were no niggers around when I was a kid, just the odd southerner." "We'll find your classmates, this is a game." "Let's try to remember what they were wearing." "When police look for someone, that's what they ask" "Think about their t-shirts, what colour their coats are." "They don't wear coats, they wear "schlockies"." " What are they?" " Cheap down jackets." "My mum says so." "Ugo!" " It was him!" " I know, but behave." "The other teachers are all busy at home, we all have to stay in the same class." "She could've brought the rabbit back." "Maybe Yemma couldn't." "Maybe it's dead and she's ashamed." "No, your classmates are playing a joke on us." "They're hiding and expecting us to look for them and find them too." "God..." "She left, that bitch!" "Come on, I have to go to work!" " Fuck you, call that parking?" " It's war, haven't you heard?" "Hundreds of people are here to report the disappearance of friends, relatives and employees." "Let's hear some statements." "Good morning, gentlemen..." "This way, sir." "May I?" " You're all we need right now." " I'll go if you like." "No, stay here." "You're not going back to Rome." "I'll make you rediscover your local roots." "I'm visiting my mother, I don't want my balls busted." "What the fuck's going on?" "90,000 immigrants have disappeared all at once." " At the exact same time." " So?" "It's a serious matter." "The region's paralysed, no niggers anywhere." " Mestre's in a real mess." " It's not just here." "We're just the epicentre." "Let me show you something." "Channel 9 last night, after the storm." ".. to unleash a purifying tsunami to sink their boats and send them home as happens in other constitutional states." " So it's his fault." " No, it's my fault." " 15 euros an hour." " Are you nuts?" " Forget it, hire a black." " Don't be a pain, I'll pay more." " Well?" " Nothing." "Castelfranco, Mogliano, Conegliano..." "nothing." "See?" "158 prisoners out of 200 vanished." " Make me vanish too, boss." " Shut up." "Let's go." "Adelino!" "Fr." "Adelino!" "It's slippery." "Adelino!" " It's slippery." " Keep your voice down." "I yelled 'cos I couldn't see you." "Talk quietly in church." "Listen, this enlightened entrepreneur, bastion of Christianity, defender of the faith, spokesman for the big boss, direct line, who sponsors deprived kids and many charities without saying fuck all, because that's how you do it," "is here to give work opportunities to the illegal immigrants that you kindly shelter." " Think that's too little?" " How many?" "I'll take all of them." "I don't discriminate, I'll take the lot." "I implore God to unleash a purifying tsunami to sink their boats and send them home." " I know the text, I wrote it." " You got what you wanted." "They can stay in Italy only if they share our values and observe our laws." "Illegal immigration was already a crime in the Vatican." " Why bust my balls?" " Share values, observe laws." "You need grips to come in here." "It's slippery, like an ice rink." "Drink, drink, drink, all at once" "Drink, drink, drink..." "Mariso!" "Take this." "Hi, old man." "Guys, I've got it." "It's all under control." "Here's my idea:" "20 charter flights Veneto-Banga Balu-Veneto, 210 niggers per flight." "Result: a horde of niggers who come back and we're okay." "We'll split fuel and rental costs and it's sorted." "The UN closed the frontier." "Italy's isolated." "What do you mean?" "Say it, for fuck's sake." "England kicks out Italian engineers, Spain shoots illegal immigrants," "France, Germany and Greece do the same and we're isolated, frozen out?" "How can that be?" "Say something." "Got nothing to say?" " Got nothing to say?" " No comment." "Parliament is in session round the clock." "The Health Dept. warns that staff has been halved and to stay away from Emergency Rooms except in cases of extreme urgency." "The Agriculture Dept. talks of tons of unharvested fruit." "Many bars and restaurants are closed, also gas stations and supermarkets." "Those still open cannot cope." "Hundreds of firms have temporarily closed." "9 out of 10 fishing boats are in dock because of missing crew." "Hundreds of trucks were found without drivers in parking areas on the main highways." "They transported all types of goods, from petrol to milk." "Veneto has witnessed the first accidents caused by unskilled labour." "Not long ago, a cattle truck driven by a minor came off the road, causing a bull to escape." "A bystander filmed the bull as it spread panic at a local market." "It appears that the animal is still at large." "Sure, act indifferent, but you're scared." "The Italian Football League has suspended all games for the moment." "The premier league teams alone are missing over 300 immigrant players." "Many parishes have suspended activities." "50% of priests are non-EU nationals." "To help ease the crisis caused by the disappearance of carers, the Department will make prison staff available to the public." "Any families having problems taking care of seniors should contact us at the number on the Council website." "Fucking hell!" " We need a bigger hammer." " Keep trying." "Marcello, right?" "This is the asshole that left me at the gypsy camp." "I'll report you for kidnapping, bastard!" "Those fucking gypsies could've killed me." "All this chaos started that night." " What did you see at that camp?" " What did I see?" "Yeah, it could help me." "A spaceship came for them so they could see the Veneto from above." "Carry on thieving." "Go on!" "Bastard." "We've turned this place into a privileged town, if the government continues being too soft and doesn't pass stricter laws..." "God of Gods, light of lights, Lord of Lords, generated and not created from the Father," "I'm going to close my eyes and when I reopen them, I want everyone back, send them all back." "I didn't mean to!" "I didn't mean to!" "Who's the dickhead who leaves the door open?" "The hunchback who goes fast, then slow, fast then slow!" "All the time!" "Come on, come on..." "Answer, come on." " Come on, try it!" "Just once!" " I don't like it." "Do it for me!" "You know I'm open to everything, I'll try anything, but I don't like it." "Come on, Mariso..." "Sweetie, I don't eat cous cous." "I don't like it." "I eat fillet steak, polenta with mushrooms, polenta with salted cod..." "I feed cous cous to the pigs." "Congratulations on your speech!" "You can go fuck my fat cow of a wife!" "Screw you, moron!" "Bring your sister and I'll teach her to figure dance, shithead!" "Laura..." " Yes?" " When did you start seeing him?" " The day." " Don't be an asshole." "Want me to find him or not?" " Forget I said that." " July 7th." " An unforgettable day." " Idiot." "July 7th... 2010." "2009." " Shit, we were still together." " No, you just hadn't moved out." "You didn't even change the lock." "Shit, aren't you ashamed?" "You asked me to find him." "I'll stop if you want." "Shall I?" "We're playing a game." "Can you drop by?" "Face the wall, legs apart, come on!" "Don't make me repeat myself." " What are these?" " Someone planted them on me." "Don't answer back." "Legs apart, face the wall." " Don't answer back, okay?" " Yes." "So why did you?" "Okay, let's take a photo." "Turn round." "Hold your classmates' identikits in front of your faces." "Like that." "Perfect, I'm done." "Thanks everyone, goodbye." "Aren't you going to ask our secrets?" "Their secrets." "Sure." "Well..." "What's your secret?" " Yemma can whistle words." " Numbers too." "Maybe the police need to know that's how shepherds communicate on the island of Gomera." "Of course." "Anyone else?" "Me!" "The rabbit vomits egg." "Good, that'll be useful." "I saw Mohammed doing this." "Look." "I want to be white." "I want to be white!" "Maybe he's a Michael Jackson fan." " Give me the chalk." " You didn't find this." "See you when you're 18." "Give me the drawings, come on." "See?" "They haven't coloured in the faces." "You know your game will end badly, don't you?" "More than a million have disappeared, the total's rising." "My son will disappear too." "What's up?" "In pain?" "Got any symptoms?" " Shall I get you some water?" " No." "Fuck off, Laura." "You and your perverse taste for tragedy!" "What a drag!" "You can go for a check up, I'll come with you if you want." "Your black thingummy's better off than both of us." "He said it's an order, not a proposal." "You said so four times." "I underlined the bits the Mayor suggests for your apology speech." "Fuck you and the Mayor." " Good morning, sir!" " Like hell." " Are we ready?" " Ready." " Are you ready?" " Go away." "Go away!" "Five, four, three... two, one..." "Dear friends, here we are." "What's happened?" "I feel it's my duty to address the immigrant community, for whom I have never felt any kind of hostility or aversion." "Therefore I apologize to all those who felt insulted by the content and tone of my speech." "That said..." "I'd like to say something to all those hypocritical lordlings who aren't from the old entrepreneurial middle class, but are just "nouveau riche" trash." "I say to these entrepreneurs that I don't give a shit!" "Right now they're moaning about the disappearance of the sub-proletariat!" "An unskilled labour force that guaranteed them 35 cell phones, a new car every 2 years and kids in designer jeans with their asses showing!" "To them and all the illiterate, unemployed would-be intellectuals who don't want to do a thing," "I officially say:" "go fuck yourselves!" "What the hell is this consumer society?" "We're trying to substitute petrol as a propellant force, well?" "Let's try to do without them too!" "They've gone?" "We'll cross the desert, like Joshua separating the bread from the fish." "Tears, blood and sweat." "You get used to everything." "That's all." "Cut!" "Who's the dickhead who was talking?" "Someone was talking during the recording!" "Go fuck yourself!" "You too!" "some time later" "The two things I really hate are puppies and foals." " Yes, Otello?" " The Mayor wants you to do a spot." ""We'll cross the desert", every day before the news." "He just wants you to soften your tone." "Sure, they want to have their cake and eat pussy." " What do you mean?" " What I said." "They sent a draft contract, it's all in order." "Sign it and we're ready to roll." "Otello, I read in a science magazine that some professor invented a microchip that goes under the tongue." "It'll restore your "R", but stop your dick from getting hard." " Interested?" " I could be." "Sure, with all the use you have for it... you could be interested!" "Here." " Be a moving target." "Run." " Me?" "Run, be a moving target." "Go on!" "Zig zag, go on!" "Stop!" "Just kidding, it's not loaded!" "There it is, that one!" "So many ducks!" " It's slippery." " Careful." "What are you doing?" "My dad says the immigrants escaped through here." "You said whistles go a long way, maybe Yemma will hear and bring the rabbit back." " Maybe she'll bring something else." " No, I want the rabbit." "Come on, I'll go look." " Careful, it's slippery." " Thanks." "HOW TO FIX EVERYTHING FOR DUMMIES" "Feel that!" "They're so hard." "Long, hard legs." "Like frog's legs." "Let me feel the fabric of this nightie." "What is it?" "Silk or linen?" "What material is it?" "It's a lovely nightie that your Marta had to iron herself, like your shirts." "Good girl." "Come here, let's ride on the merry-go-round" "I'm too tired!" "My back's killing me." "There's always an excuse." "Mondays it's a headache, Tuesdays it's stomach-ache," "Wednesday's it's backache..." "I'll hire you a carer." "Where from?" "Sicily?" "Sardinia?" "Abruzzo?" "Where?" "Can't find anyone?" "From tomorrow, you help me." "It's easy to complain when you're being waited on." "But if you think I'm a skivvy, you can think again." "Who used to be maids?" "Italian girls!" "Girls that don't study should work as domestics!" "But they're all doctors, consultants, lawyers..." "For fuck's sake." "He's asleep, snoring." " What are you doing?" " Hi." "The concierge called, she had to leave." "It's not your job to look after my mother." "What did you say?" "It's not right, that's all." "No one forced me, I'm doing it willingly." "I know that, but you're expecting a kid." "I'm expecting, so what?" "If the kid's a problem, at least admit it." "I thought you were fine with it." "Bye, Italia." "Did I say the kid was a problem?" "Did those words come out of my mouth?" "No." "Next!" " Well?" " Wake up!" "Congratulations." " There are two of us." " Two French loaves." "One's an old lady." "Ladies!" "Gents!" "The Magic Wizard's here!" "Ladies!" "Gents!" "The Magic Wizard's here!" "Ladies!" "At St. Martin's Bridge on Wednesday evening, we'll sentence the old lady and burn her!" "Ouch." "Aren't you ashamed?" "All that bullshit about how stupid you were to lose her, and as soon as you're faced with responsibilities, you let her get away again." "You're a sad sack." "Don't worry, you don't take after me or your father, we were never such assholes." " Will you go first, Miss?" " Yes." "Let's go." "Careful, it's slippery." " Shall I put it here?" " Yes." " Let's put it here." " Hope it works." " Did you put mine inside?" " Yes, I put everyone's drawings in." " Shall I try?" " Yes." "A million people disappear and we drop the investigation." "Is there proof of a crime?" "No." "They're free to go shit where they want." "You wouldn't say that if they were Italians." "You wouldn't if the African who stole your girlfriend hadn't gone." "I don't want her on the rebound." "Relax, the Magic Wizard's here." "Ladies, gents!" "The Magic Wizard's here!" "Ladies, the Magic Wizard's here!" "At St. Martin's Bridge on Wednesday evening, we'll burn the old lady in the middle of the river!" "An ancient rite that has cured the city's ills since time immemorial!" "We'll usher in spring!" "Look down there, that's what they want." "We're a rural civilization." "The provinces don't have the same taboos as cities." "Bring things that remind you of our friends." "We'll expiate past wrongs!" "Let's bring them home!" "Kids!" "They're there." " What are you doing?" " They're back." " They took the drawings!" " Who?" "They're there!" "I'm going!" " Where are your mums?" " They're busy." " There's no petrol." " We're grown up." " It's Yemma, I said she whistled!" " Out of the water, come on." "Take that rucksack and get in that car, okay?" "There's an old lady inside, don't move from there." "If you disappear I'll arrest you, all right?" " Yes." " I didn't hear you." "I didn't hear you!" "Okay, go on!" "Move it." " Bring us..." " Get in the car!" "Shit..." "Well," "I have to go somewhere." "If you want to know what I saw, you have to watch over this lady." "Okay?" "You're a cheeky bastard!" "See?" "She's dangerous." " Shall I use the siren?" " Yes, go on!" "No, I won't." "The kids were going into the tunnel, it could be very dangerous." "Everything's dangerous, Ariele." "Laura Tessaro." "Excuse me." "Good morning." "Sorry." " Ariele..." " Stand over there." " Fine." " Where is it?" "It's that bean-like object." "You can see the heart..." "No, don't touch." "Prewash, softener... soak, whites with whites and blacks with blacks..." "I'm no good at this." "This shrank." "Hello." "My little girl." "It was pointless trying to pretend you didn't exist, using mum's surname, keeping my distance from you..." "Even if it totally disgusts me," "I'm the same as you." "I'm expecting a kid and I've already cheated on his dad, satisfied?" "I could just leave, but I won't." "Know why?" "Because he has to call you grandpa." "Did you know she was pregnant?" "And you don't know by whom!" "What a pretty box." "Where's it from?" "It's ethnic." "Is it a keepsake?" "Yes, from my mom." "She made it for me." "It's lovely, all inlaid." "What's inside?" "A jewel?" "Your first milk tooth that fell out?" "A lock of your grandma's hair, what?" "Condoms." "Not used ones, though." "No." "They're for you." "Sweetie, you're so thoughtful." " Honey..." " You're so beautiful." "Excuse me?" "What about these?" "Give 'em to your kids." "Gents, let's bring them back home!" "Bring things that remind you of your friends:" "hats, scarves, postcards, photos, bags, trousers..." "This was always their home..." "Mum, you don't have a denim shirt." "There isn't one." "There is." "The Magic Wizard's all we need." " There isn't one." " There is." "Here's a pair of jeans, but there's no denim shirt." " There is." " There is." "My mother called me a sad sack." "Can't blame her." "Is his bigger than mine?" "I know, I'm obsessed." "I can't think of anything else, it's not my fault." "Sorry." "Tell him!" " He won't believe me, tell him." " Tell him what?" " What you saw at the canal." " That's classified information." "If you want to be a cop, you have to keep mum." "I said there'd be another message after 4 months, didn't I?" " Yes." " Well?" " Ugo, come here." " Bye, Ugo." "I said they'd gone down the drain, didn't I?" "What'll happen in 4 months?" "There'll be a new message after 4 months." "The fire will free us of this year's evils!" "You don't like to hear foreign languages?" "You didn't give the immigrant worker fair pay?" "You don't like kebabs, cous cous or cachaca?" "You don't like the veil, dreadlocks or slanting eyes?" "We're not like you, we like them!" "It's you we don't like, old witch!" "You confused criminals with paupers, delinquents with immigrants." "So burn, you damned old witch!" "We'll start the new year, it'll be wonderful!" "What's up?" "Nothing." "If that guy comes back, maybe..." "I'm seeing you through this pregnancy." "Kids belong to whoever raises them." "You're a real dickhead, Ariele." "A real one." "I read it in a science magazine, but I think it's right." "Mr. Mariso?" " Mr. Mariso!" " What's up?" "Where are we?" "How long till we reach Nairobi?" "Where are we?" "Shut up and drive, shut up and drive." "When you start to see the desert dunes, whistle." " Okay." " Try." "Well done." "Subtitles:" "Laser S. Film s. r.I." " Rome"