"Every time Mrs Padwana Says World is a pond." "Our Gun is drown in this pond." "If you do a good work then you,ll get beautifull things and if bad... I just listen her every things because mrs makwane my mom also too." "Then just only one word come into my mind." "Who i cant say her." "And if she say next time." "If i understand this thing before 6 month." "then i never stand here." "But before 6 month i was a diffrent guy." "before 6 month and on other way." "Smart Excutive of smart Net call center." "Before 6 month i am interested in only 2 things." "Girls and my work." "I am notjust speak english i also teach." "2 Jobs" "Good Morning Olass." "They are the futures call center excutives." "Futures Jimmy Glairs and Janet Jackson." "But Today i saw him" "My Last 3 Girl Friends." "But Not now Now i want a change." "You know if daily you eat pizza and burger then your stomach is getting hard." "Now i want a new Girl Friend." "this gril who never comeinto my dreams." "She have some change." "That day first time i saw a flicker in sky." "that day i saw her first time." "If i have sense then i want to go far from her." "but i am go from her." "Umbrella is fly or frogot." "when i out of my house then sun is glowing." "Are you new in bombay." "Rain is coming without warning." "You also come without warning." "Rain dont know you come out from your house." "My Name is Jimmy." "I know i am just coming to meet with you." "Pooja Singh." "Are you coming for coaching." "Oan you give private tution." "If student not coming here." "then you can go with him." "And time what you say?" "Payment what you say?" "Please sir That last chance to say No." "Girl is so beautiful and i teach her." "You live here" "No this is my office." "Office?" "Not Me!" "my boss want to learn english." "I thought if you meet with him." "then every thing discuss," "You know we have a very big problem after meet with a girl." "after meet with a girl then you get sex in you mind and you,ll loss basic things." "Of course she never said she want a teacher." "and i am doing here break to break." "and listen if you have any terms then you tell me." "i am going inside just one condition?" "What condition?" "Oh Teacher Bhaiyyaji is waiting for you." "Oome inside please" "Bhayyaji." "Jimmy He is Mr Jimmy" "Greetings Wellcome Wellcome." "Greetings." "I thought Krishan is standing front of me." "Teacher what do you want cold drink- hot drink" "No Thank You." "You are coming first time you must want any things." "Hey Pinto." "Yes Bhayyaji" "Teacher is coming here Some brak fast and other." "he is good -lf he speak then i thought george bush speaking." "George Bush." "Pooja You doing wonderful work Oomplete wonderfull." "Teacher pelase teach me english like this i wantjust this please." "Sir i ..." "Sir teach in coaching classes and also doing Job." "There is a problem about my time." "Problem it no problem." "Look my English is better when he come." "Teacher Now just you think You are Teacher Acharya." "if you say I am come any where where you say." "Untill if i cant fit arrow in english fly then i cant leave you." "where is You legs." "Bhayyaji told you by love please sir do it." "Go and take there and catch the legs of teacher." "Teacher." "SO you are agree." "i am agree but i am worried about my english." "i am agreed." "Teacher." "Pooja is so diffrent." "So teacher decision is that after you reach here and no worried about money." "Teaching have no payment." "Just in 3 month my delgation is coming." "Then i just learn english." "But you can promise with me till what you say just say in english." "That a problem" "Just try it see english movies, read english news papers." "I am coming on tomorrow." "Oomplete George Bush." "This girl is too much good but i am a big scoundrel." "I just thought bhaiyyaji learn english or not but pooja learn and speak my love language." "The language of love." "Pooja is love spirit for me." "too diffrent girl." "But she is indian." "Bhaiyaji forgot the number of her friend snehal desai can i g et from your call center." "Yes write down." "Thank you Dont hold down you phone." "i meet you?" "i am VT Station - l am coming." "Oh sorry" "What is this?" "Money Bhaiyaaji open new office." "So that a money" "Oash" "Yes Every month coming." "Bhiyaaji have 20 restaurants." "in Uttar Pardesh" "All resturant money comes here." "There is a things like bank." "Yes ofcourse he is going to bank" "want to say some thing?" "Every day Bhaiyyaji speak english badly." "and i am living in pooja eyes." "Whole night i am thinking about her." "Suddenly i am scared." "and i am think she also think about me." "Hello Hello I am here i want to say something to you." "i want to say when you smile then your eyes getting smallest." "like a chinese, i want to say every evening i thought you i want to say can i say i love you?" "i love you Jimmy." "Style" "The Style" "Bhaiyyaji Style is English Speak." "But What he speech." "Nobody listen this speech before." "He cant face you till that." "That person standing on front of you." "because today i am thinking." "My sin punishment my mother dont give." "Bhaiyyajis speech is 2 pin sword." "Foriegn delgation think thats a indian tradition .but his deal is right." "In between that story complete love story is great." "How i told you how." "I give you Job." "Give you Respect." "What are you telling bhaiyyaji." "Sir Please" "i did a mistake." "forgive me." "If i have rights then i,ll shoot bhaiyyaji." "Listen Tomorrow we go together." "and leave his job." "Now you cantjob there." "i cant leave this job." "Why?" "My Life is so difficult." "you and mine life is no different." "before i meet with you i love just me." "and after meet with you i just do love." "Forgot me." "you are not in my destiny in my destiny just my job." "my father loan bhaiyaji loan." "i cant funeral my father, i thought when i give all loan then i funeral my father." "when i was 16 years i do job." "Every month rupees deduct in my salary." "Bhaiyyaji Told me he also dont like this." "butjust intrest is 1 .5 crore." "I want account in morning." "then you,ll see what he do with me." "And next he say sorry he also feel ashamed." "he wants to help me." "But he say i leave all loans pooja marry with me." "marry." "we,ll back all money of bhaiyyaji." "How where we get 1 .5 crore." "From Train." "Every month bhaiyaaji,s money coming in BT loacker." "That loacker key just with a pooja." "and pooja with me we give back all money of bhaiyyaji i think that." "i want to be scared but i cant." "in this country killer has not caught and we just get a halwais money." "Today money is too much." "how much?" " i dont know i cant see that too much money." "I am going -where" " Office for leave application and i have some thing in my loacker and dont open door." "When i reached call center the Supervisor force me for briefing." "I was geeting late and what i say." "i steal teh money and i am now runaway." "that notjoke but i say." "For the remeber of my name and address." "But that name and adress who i tell you its important." "That the name is Mr Jagan Shah,Satish Jindal and mr snehal desai." "These persons very secret information out from your call center." "Where he live , his mobile numbers, landline number addresses office addressess etc..." "And i cant say that its owner complain." "Beacause last two month they get 1 7 times extortion threads." "10 to 5 crores." "And all threads going from just one man and that peson name is lakhan singh." "Bhayajii is Don of uttar pardesh." "he doing all works like Killing, Oontract killing, murder." "You know that.," "He have two assistant." "One of the name is Balak Ram and.." "....." "Anand Mohan Tiwari." "Pooja dont go from there." "Do you know Bhayaji is UP Biggest Don." "But Pooja phone is with me sir." "Teacher say bhayaji is don." "Don its mean bhayaji is killer." "No Smuggling." "First he start killing and next smuggling." "Pooja pooja where are you?" "Pooja." "Hello teacher you stole my money?" "How funny by God." "How Funny.." "100 of question are coming in my mind." "Question is no problem but answer is only 1 place." "Near to Ganga River." "Lord i am alone in this ashok mountain a simple seeta." "Everywhere just only devils." "I thought you." "call the devils." "Where is devils." "Devil oh Devil." "Ready" "Ganga placers person see from your houses." "These person are coming to burn devil." "Now what happen." "after that if some one head up." "then i ..." "Parvati why you come." "She is seeta parvati is shiv purans heroine." "If you know all these then come and face me." "Note his name and adress." "we teach sudar kandh lesson in private." "You cant feel shame in front of him" "Mummy told me thats why." "Your Mummy must make you heroine." "Please say lines." "Yes lines i say!" "Hey Seeta please accept what i say?" "Dont ruins you yongest for involvement of Ram." "Marry with me?" "I make you princess..." "Where is the line who wrote the line" "You wrote this lines." "No originally tulsi das wrote this." "i just wrote on screen." "He write the name marry with me otherwise i,ll tease you world put leaker on your face." "Brother that line is gabbar line." "Tiwari write this name where is tiwari?" "this role give to biggest don of our area." "he call you Go fast otherwise he come here." "Hey scoundreal i,ll kill you?" "Who is very young?" "Devil." "who am i in real life?" "Bacchan Pandey." "I am bacchan pandey." "i have some respect." "Take a chair,i am doing a devil acting." "if devils have no respect so how much my respect." "Tell me" "Dear you,ll do a role of Ram." "What?" "Peoples are waiting go and change in Ram and entertain us." "Dear if you doing role of Ram then we dont need anything." "I am not shahrukh khan i am alright in Devil." "I cant do this." "I told you but seeta going with Ram." "Dont Say me change the drama lines." "I told you!" "You Talk More i,ll kill you." "Your luck is good." "Because call is coming." "Hello." "Ooming Sir." "I reached There." "Bacchan Bacchan Pandey." "Greetings l told you understand him calmly he is home minister child." "Aunty he tell me loudly in english." "now baccha bro is coming he understand him." "Bacchan Panday this time you get a big case." "if you do then i encountered your." "You,ll do encounter?" "My Bacchan?" "Aunty care us like a child?" "There is affair of mr bajpai and aunty." "Thats why i safe too much time but now i think my luck is bad." "Yes Bhaiyaajii dont worry." "Yes Bhaiyaaji he is a powerful." "Just think my son is Recovery king." "Oh Bhaiyaa he find from Hell." "yes i send to you." "just 1 time i want to hear him." "Son now i send you Bhaiyaji." "Going to bhaiyaji like in street player who play cricket now he going to world cup." "Like amitabh is for lllah abad." "then bhaiyajii for Kanpur." "Kanpur peson tell..." "Starting of Bhaiyajii." "Bhaiyaji drive a rikshaw." "From badshahi end to Old Ghat." "Not Fro Ordinary Person" "For Vikram Tiger." "Vikram Tiger is Kanpurs Hi-Fl Don." "But that person friends are less and enemy is more." "No Body know When this scoundrel kill vikram tiger." "Bhiyajji Fell very badly." "because he can,t save vikram tigers life." "But he is very happy because he get all money of Vikram tiger." "That day Bhaiyajii grow and nobody stop him." "Just use his power and Mind he rached there." "We hear Bhaiyaji have a Gold Force in Mumbai." "Bhayaji......" "Bhayaji Bhayaji" "He is Bhaiyaji." "He have a big bussiness." "Snehal Desai he is a Faatory owner." "I told him if you want to run your factory then donate us or factory will burned." "I,ll killed you like a dog." "Quetions is you know who am i?" "i am sachin Tendulker." "And the brain lara mixed" "Hows that?" "Bhaiyaji is multinational and international hero for me." "Are you with bajpai?" "Yes i am with bajpai." "This Bacchan" "If that is so wellcome." "I Say Wellcome" "Bhayajii my english is puncture." "But Bhaiyaji i meet you first time i am very lucky." "I cant talk more Now you dont worry." "I take this english men in two days." "if i cant do this then my name is not bacchan panday." "Oome Oome Look at this." "He is teacher." "He come himself and surrender." "and tell to me pooja takes all money he have no anything." "In kanpuri language i said Hello." "Look i have no money if you beat me then you cant get money from me." "I beat you for trust not for money." "How dare you think do this with bhiyaji." "If you worried about bhaiyaji." "then catch the pooja." "My next question is that?" "where is the girl." "I dont know where is she if i know that then i am there not here." "and cant sit here and beating from your way." "all money with a girl." "who talk i cant understand." "i feel that is my insult." "Bhiyaji i told you by eyes." "This boy say truth." "If people say lie then i catch him." "Bhiyaaji if men runaway then he do 2 things." "First he want to go that place where he stay." "or he stay that place where he want to go." "Like" "Temple" "Hard-ware (Temple)" "Yes" "He go to hardware for the funeral of his father." "Now why you beat me." "Rascal why you cant tell me before." "there is running a drama?" "Hey dont be scared." "you use Gun?" "Teacher finding pooja." "Pooja arrange money." "you,ll get teacher pooja and whole the money." "If some one do any thing." "then kill and throw." "You understand teacher" "Yes i understand Bhaiyaaji." "What?" "What Yes i understand Bhiyaaji if i do Wrong." "English English." "Men is Scoundral But English.." "and that is british english songs." "he can think in english?" "So that is my destiny." "i am finding a pooja with this gorrila person." "Pooja i am dying here." "But where is she." "She was be having a blast." "Bitch" "There is a right way to runway person this.. this... ln india peoples sold out his mom for 10lac . mostly like yours." "What about pooja?" "Oan you steal 25 crore Rupees For her." "If Bhaiyaji told you." "so youy kill her?" "He Oant tell me?" "If he told me kill you then i cant stay think 2 min." "What?" "You kill me?" "I am coming here for doing this." "I am coming here for make the shooter." "Shut up or i kill you here." "You are physco." "Now what happen?" "Its not your matter." "I am feeling hot." "Sit here be silent." "What is this?" "if you are in india then you must like indian songs." "There is no music language." "If bacchan Panday said." "that mean yes understand?" "Be Quit or I,ll kill you." "Bacchan?" "This english man Explain you till that story." "now what happen next no body know." "Do you have match box?" "Just give me cigiratte!" "You are happy to see me?" "Why?" "If you have had been died so i.ll be happy!" "How you are in our car?" "You get my picture printed like i am miss india!" "Are you Jelouse?" "Dont you feel coldness?" "Take it...happy?" "Now tell me where is the money of bhaiya jee?" "what you think i hide here...25 crore?" "Whatever i am asking...only answer that!" "Are you from kanapur?" "Any problem?" "look..i am not like others..i dont talk much!" "And when i talk...then they both talk with me!" "Weather..who is girl or boy!" "I have one cure of bastards.." "tell me streight... where is money... ..and give me money..otherwise..." "i.ll beat you up...!" "Rajhistan..!" "What..speak loudly!" "Money..." "Rajhistan!" "then lets go!" "We will go like that..?" "....why?" "we will reach heaven before rajhistan!" "do you heard about nemonia?" "nothing will happend to you!" "lets go!" "nothing will happend to you bhimshingh..." "we are not the villager..." "let the cloth dry!" "Ok..i am giving you 5 minutes .." "then i.ll be back...!" "listen..please dry it for me!" "i am not servant of your father!" "Please,.....!" "they ruined the country by saying please please." "take it.." "this also!" "what is this...?" "Bra...!" "i know that..but i wont touch it..!" "dont you dry your banyan?" "Yes i dry but...i dont wanna do that!" "This is banyan for us!" "what is shame on it?" "when girls stands on posters wearing bikini.s.." "so dont you see..?" "Look i am not that type of person!" "So which type of you are ?" "Then which type of you are...that type of?" "No..not even that type..keep it!" "Strange thing peoples wear..." "hey..dry it!" "Why...getting electric current.." "silence i dont want a noise.." "Silence....dry you cloths..hurry up!" "i am standing on the corner!" "lets go!" "bring me with you its enough for both of us!" "you said so.." "in this country if you have money and smartness then we will never been cought" "And just me you and 25 crore!" "how many kids will you make fool to show just one lollypop!" "if you keep by alive...then you will be able to be a fool!" "What you think bhaiyajee will let us go alive.." "after getting money..." "Lakhan singh balle baaz!" "bhaiyajee!" "if he had rights to print on note of his picture aroung the kanpur..he must do that!" "the killing done by tennis recket.." "you know why...he enjoy.s killing people!" "The whole lake dried...but you cloths has not yet dry!" "is that the dhopti sari..which cant be dry..." "bastards..their western cloths are not driying!" "now i want to make a water!" "where should i go?" "If somebudy can save us from bhaiyajee.." "so who is captain kandap" "He the mr.ganga kinare wala?" "if he is with us..so we could be save!" "But why he will be with us?" "He know about us.." "the lolly pop is same and the trick too!" "The fool is another one!" "You are much smart after made fool once!" "Help!" "dont you feel shame to rape me?" "Let me go for bhagvaan?" "why i let you go for bhagvaan!" "Please help!" "if the girl is much bad..but she has always a respect look this is not your matter...bachan!" "And anyway she has no honour..!" "you know i screwed couse of her!" "Dont move kid!" "Your cloths dried?" "you just see!" "Down down..!" "what happend?" "....police!" "How you know?" "That man came to call center..you knows bhiyajee.s history!" "where is my phone?" "If i know the much english..i would be is ips!" "Please speak loudly bhaiyyajee.!" "did you found the bastard girl?" "Yes bhaiyajee we found her..she hided money in rajhistan.." "But the problem is that..the master recognize the police man!" "If you say so i will beat him ?" "Bhaiyajee i want to ask you a question!" "he is saying that... you are big...." "Shut up..." "Not by language..i want to be good by speaking!" "dont teach me!" "he is habit to poke the nose!" "You shut up cunt..." "hey bachan keep her away from me..otherwise!" "Otherwise what..?" "Bachan will beat you up!" "Shut up..." "is that cats dogs program" "Hey girl why are you cutting the cloth?" "Tashan!" "Dont think that i was stering!" "Why?" "I am ugly one?" "Old man..." "how he came here?" "....who old man?" "Oheck all those things.." "what are you make program?" "Hey son of spielberg..you become hollywood?" "If you cant speak english so why are you broking english?" "i have all permission.." "look at it!" "he is saying that..he is making film..which name is holly widow..!" "call him..i want to make his film!" "the song will be play!" "I said you are amitabh bachan!" "I have never seen the girl so closely!" "i was feeling strange!" "you look like kid while sleeping!" "Why i felt that ..poja should sleep like that.." "and i ster her life time!" "Dont you sleep?" "if i would sleep then you again escape!" "if i escape...only with you!" "I sleep on your arms very nicely!" "You ruined your life to adict bad habits..!" "sometime the thing looks wrong..when its right!" "Whatever bhaiyaje is..but when he call poja singh.s name.. always with respect!" "are you married?" "will you marry me?" "i am asking you seriously?" "i am notjoking!" "pooja gots the quality!" "pooja never waste time!" "i am not afraid with bhaiyya jee.." "if you are with me!" "Are you with me?" "25 crore is enough!" "Bhaiyajee do hear..somebudy is crying?" "will you bet with me of 500?" "If getting money...bhaiyajee will kill puja.." "then masterjee!" "you are willing to be loose?" "now we will know?" "This one crore..you got 25..i only one..?" "I worked with you somedays.." "i learnt something with you whole money should not be hide on one place!" "give me money..you will be alive.." "i.ll be alive!" "what is happy than it!" "Surrender yourself..otherwise you.ll be killed!" "should i kill?" "leave me is better!" "ok i leave you.." "hey pal...you finds the save path!" "you said ..if you keep behind yourself in the danger!" "i reach at udo..when i escape..!" "police was finding me because i leak information from call center..!" "but i was afraid than..police from bhaiyajee!" "udha said i should surrender myself to bhaiyyajee!" "and police wil catch bhaiyajee by me!" "he said..you have only one way to keep yourself safe!" "why your men are firing at me?" "Because no one know that you are in our team?" "except me!" "and no one knows!" "is bhaiyajee doubt at us that..you are with us!" "?" "i pretent that day...that they are after me not after bhaiyajee!" "Its looks that our team is winning!" "Where are you going?" "i am going with you!" "you stop here!" ".....why?" "Because you are the smart boy of call center!" "if somebudy kill you so.." "The two person were criminals..acp soda.." "and me!" "now i have to do something unique to be alive!" "To be a danger.." "to be a clever!" "whatever you want to do..do tonight!" "Why?" "If you make friendship with hangman..so you will die just softly!" "bhaiyajee were saying...i heard it!" "Whatever you want to do...do it now!" "the bhagvaan face should be north!" "It was too dark...i could.nt judge which is north and south!" "do you meditate daily?" "often we should pray in morning...not in evening!" "then what you do in evening?" "We drink!" "dont consider that..if i drink with you bachan is on your side!" "Whatever nonsence you did with bhaiyajee.." "sorry to say..its unforgivable!" "u think today i am sitting with you..so i.ll accept your all thing!" "If i see the situation..i.ll escape!" "with the money!" "I know!" "This is place is very beutifull?" "And me?" "And i am not beautifull?" "No..you are beutifull too.." "lying!" "Swear it?" "Swear of cachi..om parkash.." "its not sufficent to take swear of uncle and aunty!" "the swear should be taken without whom we cant survive!" "is there anybudy like that?" "I can swear of one.." "but i.ll not take the swear!" "What are you looking?" "Oycle!" "When she was riding cycle..she thinks she are flying aero plane!" "Hey you got any mail?" "i am looking for it!" "When till it will come.." "I dont know!" "Hey you puncture it..." "when electric come..then puncture will fix!" "I was stealing electricity since 7 years.." "never got shock before..!" "I felt that if for that girl i have to take shock.." "so i am ready for it!" "She were living in front of vagitable market..." "but i was.nt know her!" "But i felt to know her.... is there electricity on..." "Mr.fool...everywhere is sunlight!" "will you eat it..." "will you cry?" "Take it.........take it Eat it" "That day i was willing to eat thousands of chilli.." "But that day i knoweth her name!" "Gudya!" "She was.nt know my name..." "But i was for her..ullu ram Donkey ram..all of ram i was ready." "Hey ullu raam this is pool of girls..." "I know!" ".....you were following us....?" "Yes,no..!" "...what is your name?" "Gudya!" "What is your school name?" "Meet me after school dismiss!" "i.ll tell you whole thing where we will meet.." "at purani ghaat!" "it was time to school dismiss..but i reach early.." "and thout today i will become know real name of her" "When she will tell me her name..." "i.ll give her pink bengles." "You are strealing the bengles..." "will you steal it again... 2-3 liter blood must be sheded!" "In couse of 2-3 liter i spent 2-3 year in remand room!" "When i came back..then nor there was gudya and her home!" "I heard that she live with her aunty.." "i search for gudya alot..but i could.nt know her real name and address!" "dont know where my gudya gone!" "I call myself ullu ram donkey ram..." "and make myself happy!" "Whenever i felt alot problem..then i drink wine" "And hit some one ..." "and go to home and sleep!" "Its not sad story of mine" "You asked so i tell you!" "now tell me if you take a swear..." "so whos swear will you take?" "Ullu raam!" "I am gudya!" "I was same like before!" "Atleast you must recognize me!" "How fool are you..!" "My school name is pooja singh!" "I went to ghaat..after school dismiss!" "i waited 2 hours.." "Aunty came to take me home.." "but i wont go !" "and father died like that." "and we goes to munaa back!" "That day i lost alots of things.." "and after i never went kanpur back!" "I remember everything..." "everything...." "The boys stands on the corner of street.." "and follows girls rakshaw" "Who follows you rakshaw!" "You follows by cycle... ullu raam!" "You......?" "Gudya..." "Yes..!" "Dont you bleave that i am gudya?" "Now you bleave me!" "I can do anything for you!" "What a acctress!" "What would say after i love you?" "o i see!" "After saying i love you..." "open the girls top button!" "Then look in her eyes and say baby i love you so much!" "Then open second button.." "always talking rubbish...always... lf i do more than love.....so what i should say in english?" "Peoples love in english very hardly.." "no one goes yet more than love!" "You wrote lacture on this topic!" "By the way...with whom you fall in love" "Gudya!" "l.ll call her gudya..after marriage!" "Marriage?" "....yes I saw in english movies...i.ll ask her for marry.." "as same!" "I am a villager...i just know how to threat people only.." "If i have to talk about the marriage..." "then..i feel shy!" "therefore i felt that..whos is best consultant than mr. jimmy!" "Then i.ll take idea from you how to surpose a girl!" "Shall we go?"