"_" "Kove:" "The last 24 hours with you have been a sex-o-spiritual whirlwind, rabbi Eric." "For me, too, Kove." "How about a little afternoon delight?" "Kove:" "But it's the Sabbath." "We really shouldn't." "Well, let's not forget the story of Hillel The Butcher." "He, too, faced such a dilemma." "[ Cellphone rings ]" "Kove:" "Hold that thought." "Kove here, and this better be important." "[ Distorted voice ] San Diego is about to become "No Diego."" "Kove:" "Who is this?" "You have 20 minutes to get to NTSF:" "SD:" "SUV: if you want to save your beloved city from ultimate destruction." "Kove:" "But it's Saturday." "Are you Jewish?" "Kove:" "I practice Kabbalah." "Doesn't count." "Get to NTSF in 20 minutes." "[ Click ]" "So, how about that quickie?" "Kove:" "I'll give you five minutes." "I'll do it in four." "Diego!" "♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪" "♪ oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪" "Piper:" "This is so embarrassing." "I'm not dressed for work." "Trent:" "Yeah, me either." "Whoa." "What are you doing in the dark?" "Kove:" "Thank God you arrived." "I've been sitting here in the darkness for the last 15 minutes." "As you know, my recently adopted Jewish faith forbids any work on the Sabbath." "Piper:" "Oh, yeah." "Right." "Kove:" "Sam, Shabbat shalom." "Sam:" "Shabbat shalom." "Trent:" "You look like hell." "What, did you sleep on the floor of a KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut?" "Trent:" "Broke up with my girlfriend yesterday." "Not feeling so hot." "Piper:" "Aww, did she take it badly?" "Trent:" "I don't know yet." "She hasn't responded to my e-mail." "Piper:" "You broke up with her by e-mail?" "Trent:" "What's the big deal?" "When I dump someone, I just send them a text with a thumbs-down emoji." "Kove:" "Is that what that text meant?" "[ Telephone rings ]" "This is it, people." "Would someone activate the holo-phone?" "Sabbath." "Trent: [ Scoffs ]" "Piper:" "Holo-phone, activate." "You throw away the outsides and cook the insides." "Then you eat the outsides and throw away the insides." "What did you eat?" "It's corn." "Trent:" "Wait, what?" "Give us a second here." "Come on." "You'll have to be faster than that, NTSF, if you plan on saving San Diego." "I will be contacting you with a series of tasks and riddles to complete and solve." "Trent:" "Well, lucky for you, I like tasks and riddles." "Oh, no." "These challenges aren't for you, Agent Hauser." "They're for Sam." "Sam:" "Huh?" "What?" "Me, Sam?" "He must complete them alone." "If any NTSF agents follow him, I will detonate a warhead." "Have I made myself clear?" "Kove:" "You couldn't be more clear if you were Katy Perry's skin in a Proactiv commercial." "Excellent." "If April showers bring May flowers, what to do May flowers bring?" "[ All muttering ]" "Trent:" "May is the fifth month." "The answer is "pilgrims."" "Sam:" "You got to give us a second." "Piper:" "It's like you don't want us to answer." "You're my pilgrim, Sam." "Now, drive your Mayflower to the San Diego Botanical Gardens' annual plant sale and retrieve the rare Chinese Vanda orchid, but there's a catch." "What the fuck?" "!" "Sam:" "I'm... sorry." "This isn't..." "[ Pot shatters ]" "That is for the Countess of Grantham." "Sam:" "No idea what you're talking about." "I don't even watch "Downtown Abbey."" "[ Scoffs ]" "It's "Downton."" "Get out!" "Sam:" "You don't understand." "I'm saving your lives here." "Save this!" "[ Cellphone rings ]" "Did you enjoy the flower show, Sam?" "Sam:" "Uh, I hate that place." "My girlfriend, Joanie, made me go every year." "Interesting." "Tell me more about this girlfriend, Sam." "Sam:" "We're kind of on the-- Wait, did you kidnap her?" "There were four brothers from an island long-- each tall and some wide." "One took awards, the other God's side." "One is in rehab." "One's much too shy." "Who are these four brothers?" "Name them, say I." "Sam:" "Trent, Piper, did you guys hear all that?" "Piper:" "Give us a minute." "Trent is logging in to the database now." "Sam:" "Trent?" "!" "He doesn't know anything about computers." "Trent:" "Now, what's a "password"?" "Kove:" "I think we could use some extra-sensory help." "Let's consult the pre-cog." "[ Sighs ]" "Piper." "Door." "Alphonse: [ Gasps ]" " Oh, uh..." "Piper:" " Wow." "Alphonse:" "Just making sure that her tubes were connected right." "I can assure you that they were." "Alphonse:" "It'll never happen again." "Oh, yes, it will." "Sam:" "You got an answer?" "Trent:" "I'm working on it." "Sam:" "Okay, forget it." "Only 10 seconds left." "Sam:" "Give me a second." "Four brothers..." "One of them has an award." "The other one is friends with God." " 3... 2..." "Sam:" " I got it." "I got it." "The Baldwin Brothers" " Alec," "Samuel..." "David... and Willis." "Uh... yeah." "[ Sighs ]" "Close enough." "Now, drive to Baldwin's restaurant." "Sam:" "All right." "Piper:" "So, you and the pre-cog, huh?" "Didn't see that one coming." "Do you guys get it?" "It's funny because she's a psychic." "That's why it's funny." "Kove:" "We need your help." "Listen to this riddle." "There were four brothers" "I'm a pre-cog, not a riddle master." "Why don't you solve it yourself?" "Kove:" "Well, what do you know?" "[ Gasps ]" "I see the end of the world-- burning oceans, rain of fire, millions of people dying." "But what do I know?" "Kove:" "Meshugganah." "Come on, Piper." "Piper:" "Didn't see that one coming." "I'm sorry, sir, where do you think you're going?" "Sam:" "I don't have time to explain, but if you must know, I have to stop a proposal, find a very specific engagement ring, and bring it to a madman who is threatening to blow up" "San Diego." "Okay, if you don't have a reservation, sir, there's nothing I can do." "Oh, my God." "Yes!" "Sam:" "What is going on?" "It's Saturday." "Everyone proposes at Baldwin's on Saturday." "You will never find the specific engagement ring you're looking for." "Nice outfit." "Where'd you buy it?" "A T.J. Maxx/DressBarn/Kmart?" "Sam:" "Is every maître d' a dick?" "Psh, yeah." "It's part of our job, sir." "Sir?" "Sir?" "Sam:" "I did it." "I got the rings." "Time for another riddle." "Once there was a heron-- [ Beep ]" "Sam:" "Hello?" "Yeah, hello?" "Hello?" "I think we were cut off." "Now, as I was saying, there was a heron" "Sam:" "What is going on with these calls?" "Trent?" "[ Pulsating tone ]" "Hello?" "[ Pulsating tone continues ]" " If you have to make a call..." "Trent:" " Hello?" "...please hang up and try again." "Trent:" "Hello?" "Damn these conference calls!" "I can't merge these lines." "It's an impossible task!" "[ Beep ]" "Sam:" "Hello?" "Hello?" "I'll make this quick because of the phone situation." "Just go to Nip's Tux." "Get a vintage tuxedo and cut that hair." "Sam:" "Cut that hair?" "So, do you think anyone will notice that I didn't actually cut my hair off?" "Your final task..." "Drive to City Hall and go to office 211." "Kove:" "Trent." "Trent:" "Yes." "Kove:" "Do you have the location on Sam?" "Trent:" "Uh, yes, I do." "I'm just pulling it up right now." "Um... [ clears throat ]" "This is the... um... hack schematic of-- oh, what's that location?" "It should be blinking, but, uh..." "Piper:" "You scotch-taped a map onto the screen." "Trent:" "No, I didn't." "No." "Piper:" "There's a piece of tape on it." "Sam!" "Sam:" "Joanie." "You were kidnapped." "Yes, I was." "[ Distorted voice ] By myself." "Sam:" "Say what?" "With this voice modulator, I can be just like Frank Caliendo and literally impersonate any voice." "[ As Schwarzenegger ] Arnold Schwarzenegger." "[ As Walken ] Um, Christopher Walken." "[ As Connery ] Sean Connery." "[ Normal voice ] And, of course..." "[ Distorted voice ] Will Arnett." "Sam:" "Right." "So, why did you have me bring all these things?" "[ Normal voice ] Something borrowed, the ring; something blue, the flowers; something old, the vintage tux." "Sam:" "What's new?" "[ Distorted voice ] Our marriage." "Kove:" "Trent, Sam's life is in the balance." "We need answers." "Piper:" "I know about computers." "Maybe I can help." "Trent:" "No!" "No!" "No, I got it." "I got it." "Come back to the thought goo." "Let's finish what we started." "Trent:" "Okay, I got Sam's location." "Sam's at the Coronado Plains." "Go." "Kove:" "Send in the shock team." "[ Engines revving ]" "Move, move!" "In the sky, boys!" "[ Guns cock ]" "Going down!" "Kove:" "It's an empty field." "Trent:" "Of course it is." "Tell them to start digging." "Sam:" "Sorry about everything." "An e-mail wasn't the best way to handle it." "I realize that now." "E-mail?" "I haven't checked my e-mail in days." "I've been planning all these challenges." "Should I check my e-mail?" "Sam:" "No!" "On another note, why are you doing all this?" "You never want to do the things I want to do, so today was a lesson in relationships." "I mean, first, you never watch" ""Downton Abbey" with me, no matter how many times I asked." "Sam:" " Yeah." " Hence, the sandwich board." "And then, we can never get a table at Baldwin's." "Sam:" "They're always packed." "That's why you need a reservation." "Sam:" "That makes sense." "And finally, your appearance." "Sam:" "What is wrong with my" " I'm hipster hop." "It's... a new genre." "You always look like you slept on the floor of a" "FedEx/Kinko's/OfficeMax." "Sam:" "Those don't exist." "So, today was about what I wanted to do, and what I want to do right now is get married." "Sam:" "Married?" "!" "Oh, my God." "That's what all this is about?" "I..." "I said that earlier." "You never listen." "Look, this is the final straw, Sam." "Either you marry me today, or I blow up all of San Diego." "Kove:" "Well, the casualties are in the millions, but we contained the radiation and La Jolla will rebuild." "Piper:" "So that's it." "You and Joanie are through." "Sam:" "Actually, I think we're getting back together." "Piper:" " She's in jail." "Sam:" " Yeah, exactly." "This gets her out of my face all the time." "Kove:" "It's been a difficult day for San Diego, but let us" " not forget the story of Hillel The Butcher" " You have mail." "Trent:" "I'm in." " Coming next fall to Adult Swim..." "Sam:" " Yo." "Yo." "Yo." "Yo." "Yo." "Yo." "Yo-o-o!" "Yo."