"Previously on Las Vegas..." "You killed a man on that plane?" "What, do you think I came here 'cause I'm afraid to fly?" "The police have a witness and a warrant for your arrest." "Ed's not coming back this time, is he?" "I'm A.J. Cooper, and I just bought the place." "Who uhe hell this guy, anyway?" "A.J. Cooper owns the largest working cattle ranch in wyomong." "Net wort-somewhere noh of 2 billion." "Some of you'll stay..." "And some of you will go." "We're all toast." "I feel it." "I'm looking for people who think a little differently." "If you want's Ed's job, you better step up and oh." "Welcome to the Montecito, ladies." "There's nothing nicer than a good, clean window." "Stroke it, baby." "Yeah!" "I was going to do an ultrasound on Tuesday, but if we're lucky, we might be able to hear that heartbeat now." "I'm sorry to be so paranoid." "It's just..." "I don't have morning sickness anymore." "I feel totally fine, which.." "Maybe means I'm not pregnant." "True." "Most mistcarriages do occur during first stage of a pregnancy." "But I'm not concerned that your morning sickness has subsed." "So you think it's okay." "It's and old wive's tale but nausee means a healthy pregnancy." "See it for your self." "There's your baby." "This hurts me." "Really, dude." "In my heart." "Me too, Mike." "Me too." "So remenber, my friend everything can happen." "That's right, I'm doing the right thing here, taking some initiative." " Go bigger or go home, right?" " Go bigger" " go home." " Who 's the man?" ".." "You the man." "This is the right thing." "Right." "So, I'll be seeing you." "You know, around the..." "Around here, in the..." "Hall's and stuff." "Casino floor." "Right." "Opus." "Definitely." "Oh, yeah." "Hey." "See ya." "All right." "Maybe lunch, later?" "Definitely." "Maintenance!" "Yeah, this is Mike Cannon in security." "I need yot guys to come up ASAP." "and get desk and chair out of my office." "That's the end of the standingeries." "Now, turn around, lay flat on your back, in the savasana, the dead body pose." "If you drink anymore water Polly you're gonna throw up..." "Do you wanna throw up?" "No, but it's hotter than rush limbau scrotum in polyester pan." "You're late!" "And you're over dressed." "I'm not here for, uh..." "What is this?" "Hot yoga." "Tell Delinda." "make you bendy." "Like this one." "Stick around, weight lifter man maybe you'll learn something about strength and flexibility." "Yeah, maybe some other time." "Never." "Weight lifter man." "You funny, yogi." "Are you sweating?" "Polly from the Spa turned the President's office into a yoga studio." "I gave her half a day off." "I was afraid something like this might happen." "Just not so soon." "So you thought that somebody would just..." "Build a yoga studio and not tell you?" "Like dogs," "People have a pack mentality." "See, the beta dog is actually the happiest dog in the pat." "He doesn't have the responsibility of the alpha dog," "But he revels in the benefits of being next to the alpha dog." "With all due respect," "Polly is a manicurist." "I don't understand why she would even be your beta dog." "She's not my beta dog." "Obviously, she thinks she's my beta dog." "She had some good thoughts, and, frankly, she makes me laugh." "Yeah, she's funny." "But there are here other people who you can rely on here." "Like me, for instance." "Nobody knows more about the Montecito than I do, sir." "What's in the box?" "Just a... few of my things." "I tought, maybe our offices should be closer." "I was gonna move a few things in Ed's old office you know, make myself more available to you." "You wanna move into the president's office." "Well, I appreciate your optimism and your confidence, but, uh... you're not the president, Danny." "He or she is somewhere in this pile of resumes." "You're going outside?" "I'm not going inside or outside." "I'm just going for the best." "Las Vegas 503 "The Glass is Always Cleaner"" "The "Vegas Team"" "(Synchro :" "Flolo, Greffin) h" "I was so sorry to hear about your father." "He was just, you know, so terrific." "Well, he was certainly a big fan of yours." "Oh well, we always had so much fun together." " Last year, when he was here..." " He was bedridden last year." " Absolutely right." "The year before last..." " Still bed." " Did you even know our father?" " Patsy." " What?" " She's in his will." "She don't even remember the guy." "I'd like to apologize." "Sorry." "I just went through his tramatic experience recently, and I had to go to therapy for a full hour." "Oh, there is nothin' to be ashamed of, honey." "Patsy here has been on S.S.I.R. inhibitors for years now." "Makes you almost tolerable." " What was that?" " Nothing." "I'm sorry, you guys mentioned something about a will." "Yes, daddy has left you one of his prized posssions." "Oh." "Really?" "What is it?" "He said you'd know!" "You being so close and all." "Well, I guess we'r all gonna have to wait threading to find out." "Okay, well, we'll see you there." "Harry kagle." "Harry kagle." " Where's my black book?" " Sorry, Sam." "Where's my black book?" "I saw it with you yesterday before you went to that appointment." "Dr. Levin." "Are you Sam Marquez?" " You have my black book?" " No." "Then no, I'm not." "I can get off whenever I want." "Listen, I'll call you back." "Okay." "What this?" "My new office." "You likes?" "Dude, I've only been gone two h..." "Is that a chia pet?" "Afroman chia pet!" "Why's your box back?" "I just decided not to move in yet." "So..." "Where's your office gonna be?" "President of orations can't share a space, and I've already hung stuff." "Yeah, I..." "I see that." "I didn't get the job." "He's gonna weigh his operations." "He's got a stack of resumes 3 inches thick, and he's gonna..." "He's gonna let me submit one." "Wow." "Do you even have a resume?" "No." "Ed was grooming you for that job." "And look how great this place looks with one desk." "What can I say?" "Welcome back." "I missed you." "Yeah." "Hey, Oscar." "Uh, call Bill in maintenance." "Have them bring that desk back." "Your shrink drives a porsche." "Saw the keychain." "Fascinating." "But he's not my shrink." "You should definitely have a shrink." "Just one who drives a prius or something." "Shouldn't you be in school?" "Dropped out of UNLV." "None functioning genius." "I'm kenny." "None caring contributing member of society." "Name less." "Pent-up rage." "I like it." "Sam." "Do we have an appointment?" " Nope." " Later, Sam." "Uh, okay, it has to be here somewhere, because this was the last place I remember seeing it." "You intimated that black book was your whole life." "Uh, yeah, when you think it has everything about every whale...." "It is my life." "What?" "What, you think there's some significance to the fact that I left my book here?" "Like you think I left it here on purpose so that I'd have to come back here and see you?" "I didn't say that." "You did." "Well, trust me, that's not the case." "'cause I feel much better." "Sam." "Here." "You're welcome to stay." "I had a cancellation." "You don't want to talk about the incident with the airplane, we can just start with how you've been sleeping." "Oh, right, I get it." "You charge for the cancellation, so you'll double charge for the hour." "I know you have a porsche." "Crazy kenny told me." "Look, I have a porsche, too, so..." "I know your game." "Sam, I didn't charge for the cancellation" "I had a terminal patient." "He died this morning." "So... the sleeping." "No, I'm not sleeping..." "So much." "I'm having, uh..." "You know, kind of like panicky... feelings." "A yoga studio?" "What kind of yoga?" "Uh... the hot kind?" "What difference does it make?" "That's my office." "At least, I thought it was gonna be." "I'm sure Cooper will see you're the right man for the job." "In the meantime, just stay cool." "There's so many things to be happy about." "Like the baby, Danny." "I saw it." "I heard the heart beat and everything." "You did?" "Oh, I wanted to be there." "I got a last minute appointment with Dr. Mars." "I was a little concerned, so she did the ultrasound early." "Well, did you see a little third leg?" "No." "Doesn't even have the other limbs yet." "So pretty much looks like a shrimp." "I'll show you the picture if I ever get in on time." "Can't find a thing to wear." "So you're getting a little prooch, huh?" "What?" "What did you say?" "Oh, it's okay, sweetie." "You're gonna gain some weight." "I'm not gaining any weight, Danny." "Well, I think you have to gain some weight to have a baby, Delinda, I mean..." "I'm not gaining any weight, Danny." "You just watch and see." "I hate to tell you this, but you're gonna gain between like 15 and 115 pounds." "Mike read it in fit pregnancy magazine." "I'm gonna hang up now before I say something I shouldn't say, okay?" "What?" "Mike Cannon." "Piper Nielsen." "I wanted to introduce myself." "Concierge Cooper poached from the maloofs yeah!" "oh, strong handshake." "Nice eye contact." "Long, thick lashes." " Thanks." " Yeah." "I don't date older guys." "That's good to know." "Uh, piper, you see the ladies at the bar ?" "A couple of them look filiar." "I think they're prostitus." "Mike, now, isn't it possible that they're just beautiful, scantily clad women who happen to be thirsty?" "Usually when someone answers a question with a question, my spy senses tingle." "Okay!" "You got me." "But need remind you that this is a Vegas casino, not a Disney cruise?" "Guys will can afford to pull ass like that are exactly who we want here." " So you did bring them in." " No." "I just told the bold cap to pay off the taxi drivers to bring hottest ones here." "This is high end end from New-York." "We have a strict policy against selling ass for cash in opus, so get rid of them." "But this is not Ed Deline policy anymore." "This is A.J. Cooper's." "Oh, Mr. Cooper, good morning, sir." "Oh, that is a beautiful suit, if I may be so bold." "Oh!" "Is-it Ralph?" "It's Cooper." "No mister, just Cooper." "Got it, Mr. Cooper." "Oh, good, you're here." "I got resume for you." "Sorry about the three-hole punch." "Construction work at your father's company." "Right and, uh, you'll notice my military background." "You're a marine." "Two tours of duty in Iraq." "Silvus star." "So if you knew so much about me, why did you ask for a resume?" "Because people who want jobs turn in resumes." "Obviously, you think you're Ed Deline's heir apparent." "I call him for a reference, but," "I guess I can't do that." "I stood for Ed on several occasions in his absence." "Yeah, and you have a real chance of getting this job because of it, Danny." "I can only think of one person who knows this place as well as you do." "Really?" "Who?" "Mike Cannon." "He gave me his resume a few minutes ago." "So, after graduating from MIT, carrying the second highest GPM in my class," "I did an engineering internship at a prestigious international firm for a year." "You don't bowl, do you?" "No." "Not really." " So where was I?" " Prestigious international engineering firm." "Right." "Next stop, Vegas." "Uh, where I fell a little too much in love with poker." "I don't play it anymore, by the way." "Kicked it." "Totally." "Uh anyway, then I decided to learn evything about the hotel business from the ground up, starting in valet." "Um..." "I was a pip for a while." "You know, as in gladys knight and the pips." "I'm familiar." "I like to think I'm what one would call well-rounded." "What you need..." "Is a good sport on here." "Like bowling." "Uh.. h, play some hoops." "Do some curling when I'm in Canada." "I think you're so angry because you have no means of release." "Oh..." "I release..." "A lot." "I'm not talking about sex." "Sex can be an avoidance." "I'm talking about intimacy, which you managed to escape with Casey Manning." "Well, he got eaten by giant squid before we had a chance to work things out." "Then there was Jeremy Shapiro, the man in the coma." "You felt close to him when he was unable to communicate and then pushed him away when he woke up." "Doesn't sound so great when you say it out loud." "It's no wonder you live in a work in a biggest casino in a transient world." "From what it sounds like, you don't even have close bonds in friendship." "No, I have plenty of friends." "Are you sure they're your friends and not just your colleagues?" "They think I'm fat." "I'not fat." "I'm pregnant!" "Preggers!" "Dude, what's up with her?" "I'm not fat!" "Hi." "How are you?" "Good." "Yeah, thanks for asking." "Have you seen Danny?" "Whoa, whoa!" "Hey, now!" "There's only room for two of us in this relationship." " You know what I mean?" " What?" "Well, I'm just saying that, you know, ever... ever since your guys decided to start cohabitating and if you're gonna pop out a puppy that we don't have as much, um, you know, us time." "Do you have a brain tumor, Sam?" "Because if you do, there might be' a date taste in your mouth that you can't get rid of." "There are signs, you know." "I don't have a brain tumor." "I'm just trying to reconnect." "But first you have to connect to reconnect." "Why I really don't understand where this is coming from." "I mean, after all these years of us working shoulder to shoulder..." "I just confided in you about pushing my whale off the airplane." "I'm sorry." "Hey, you wanna go shopping with me for maternity clothes?" "You mean oversized, unattractive clothing?" "What, are you trying to make me more depressed?" "No!" "No." "Forget it." "Hey, you wanna see my ultrasound?" "Why don't I just kill myself now and get it oves with?" "I'm not fat, okay?" "So I heard the good news." "What are you talking about?" "That you're going after the big job." "Yeah, I think that's..." "That's great." "I mean, I wish that you would have told me." "You can imagine my surprise, when Cooper told me that you were my biggest competition for the job." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "Well, I thought I'd give him my resume, you know, since he opened up the planing field and all." "Well, as you should." "But you still could to told me." "I don't see why I would have to tell you that, Danny." "It should be imploy that I want to do well, that I want to take advantage of every opportunity to get ahead." " You sure do it." " Not like this." "Certainly not like this, Mike." " I would never go behind your back." " What?" "I just I guess thought that we were kind of on the same team, you know, we're friends." "That we would told never, you know, never go after the same thing." "You're my best friend, Danny, but wha.." "You can't handle a little competition?" " You're Ed's little golden boy." " What?" "Everything handed to you on silver freakin' platter, Danny." "I worked hard for everything that I got." "So have I, and maybe it's Mike Cannon's turn to grab a little under light." "Deal with it." "Oh, I will." "Whatever." "Bring them here." "Hot ones." "You got it." "Hi, Pilar." "I'm Sam Marquez." "You're the new concierge, right?" "It's Piper." "Didn't you tell me that you weren't Sam Marquez a couple of hours ago?" "No." "So I hear you're the, uh, brilliant one who brought in the hookers." "Is everyrody in this place prude?" "Seriously, that policy is so over." "Sweetie, I'm calling you brilliant." "I'm saying great work." "I've been trying to get whores in here for years." "You know, ordinary, I'd see myself in you and rip out your test final trap." "But I just got out of a therapy, so you're my new friend." "Flattering, but I'll pass." "Really?" "Well, you can't pass on my friendship." "No one gets my friendship." "Sam, I'm 22." "You're, like 30... something." "I mean, what could we possibly have in common?" "Whoring around and drinking too much?" "I... can base a friendship on that." "Okay, great." "We'll do that after work." "Ooh, there's rave near mead." "It starts at midnight." "Wanna come?" "A rave near mead?" "That sounds... far." "You're joking, right?" "Totally joking." "Excellent." "Do you mind driving?" "My car is a little bit thrashed." "Are you kidding me ?" "I'd love to drive my car 50 miles out to a rave in mead." "One more strike and I have a turkey!" "Yeah?" "Watch this." "Yeah!" "A president your suite with a bowling lane." "Innovative." "High rollers are gonna love it." "Well, the Palms rents out the basketball suite for 20k a night." "But bowling is still America's game." "What about upstairs?" "There's the bedroom." "I'm thinking about staying here for a while, best way to learn the hotel business is to immersse myself in it." "I have a better idea." "Turn off waterfall's." "Save lot of money on the water bill." "Then you get the endanger fur seal in pool." "Get all three hugge business." "I'll give that some thought, Polly." "Don't you need to get back the spa?" "But I'm in middle of frame." "Well, right now it's work time." "Okay." "We keep water fall on, and I think of other idea!" "Polly have a lot of idea" "I think you might have hurt her feelings." "Well, it wasn't my intent, but sometimes you have to decide wheather your the boss or a friend." "Hey." "Polly, hi." "I'm, uh, so happy to see you." "Why?" "We have appointment?" "No, no I'd just wanted to come by and see how my good friend is." "She chip nail bowling with new owner." "Oh, maybe next time I can play." "If you want to be friend with Polly, suck up to tall, handsome cowboy, it's too late." "He dumping me like a first wife with a pink part too big like Grand Canyon." "Oh, I'm so sorry." "Is here anything I can do to help?" "You know, friendship like discount brazilian wax." "You know, very sensitive, leave you raw at the end." "He hurt my feeling." "You right to avoid it to be hard cold." "Friend no good." "You want come to room later?" "Maybe watch "Notting Hill"?" "Julia Robert always make me feel better." "I have to go to this rave..." "Okay." "I come." "Sam Marquez, Calvin Doyle, dady's attorney." "Hello." "I was so sorry to hear." "Well, Harry Kagle was a good man, he was keeping that sister of yours." "Patty was late to the funeral." "No reason why she'd be on time to the reading' of the will." "You think you're gonna say something I don't already know?" "Houses and cars have been sold." "Accounts have been liquidated." "No big surprise who's gettin' all that." "No." "The little miss kiss-ass over there." "Well, there is the mater of the personal belongings." "Your grandfather's coin, a stamp collection and jewelry that belonged to your mama." "Jewelry's good." "I like jewelry." "Yeah, don't get your hope's up." "I'm sure daddy's favorite's already ransacked the house and the safe deposit box." "If there's anything good, it gone by now." "I was the one there taking care of him." "For two years." "And where were you sweet heart?" "All I did was collect the belogings that our father wanted me to and brought them here." "If we, uh, could continue?" "Let's start with all was left to Miss Marquez." "His lucky coin." "An 1985 morgan dollar." "He thought it be fitting, given he had it his posssion... the day of a 17-hour hot streak at the craps table." "He left me a dollar." "Only 12,000 ever went into circulation according to the U.S. MIT." "And most those made in Philadelphia have all been vanished." "Some people it was an error in the record keeping, so people that the coins were lost to the sea in a shipwreck." "Sot's worth a lot." "At least 120,000$." "If not more." "What's this?" "We've been robbed." "I'm sorry." "I'm an inappropriate laugher." "It was you!" "You jealous little bitch!" " You think.." " Whoa, what are you doing?" "I'm gonna bite you!" "What are you doing to me?" "I'm gonna bite you!" "I'm gonna kick you just a..." "Somebody should do something." " Stop it!" " Somedoby definitely should do something..." "I've got hair all over me." "Why do women always pull hair when they fight?" "Guys never pull hair." "Don't ask me." "I don't pull hair..." "I punch." "Why are we checking the rooms?" "If they' in connecting rooms, both sisters had access." "Yeah, but if Patsy stole from Rita, or vice versa," "I doubt they'd hide anything in their rooms." "You questioning my investigatory prowess?" "You think that Mike could handle this better than me?" "Is that it?" "Um, hey, you know,listen." "Mike may be the normal, reliab, smart one." "But, you know, as your very close and personal friend, Danny, I..." "I wanna be honest with you." "And I would just like to say that, you know, the one thing that mike doesn't have that you very clearly have is he Danny Mc Coy mojo." "I want this promotion because I've earned it, okay?" "I've word for it not because of my mojo." "Yeah, but did you ju hear that friend stuff" "I was just talking about?" "Do you have any arguments or, uh..." "You think that I look Presidential, don't you?" "Not too young, not too old?" "Experience, but still hungry?" "Right let's just find the coin." "I checked playback." "Nobody's enter or exited the rooms since the Kagles checked in." "Unless somebody robbed it from the outside..." "I know you." "You're the concierge from the Palms." "Was." "Until yesterday." "Mr. Cooper made me an offer that I couldn't refuse, so..." "Dedinda Deline, restaurant and bar management." "I know your father." "I hear he's on the lam." "I've always wanted to say that." "On the lam." "Well, you said it." "Listen, have you seen Danny Mc Coy by any chance?" "Not yet." "But I'd wear my "look at me, look at me" bra just in case." "Intel say he's smoking." "He is." "He's also my boyfriend, not to mention the father of my unborn child, so..." "Wow." "Pregger's." " Are you..." "Gonna have it?" " Yeah." "Of course." "Oh, god, that's so righteous." "I don't know anybody who's actually had baby on purpse." "Want you see my ultrasound?" "Get out." "You have visuals" "Yeah." "He looks like those sea monkeys we had when we were kids, huh?" "Can you believe you were ever that tiny?" "I know right!" "Listen, you wanna come up to surveillance with me?" "I'll, uh, introduce you to Danny." "He's probably gonna be the new President of operations, so you should meet him." "Excellent." "Let's go." "Oh, wait a sec." "Guess I won't be needing that." "I guess not." "Do you think you can turn the air conditioning off?" "It's freezing in here." "Or I could just make it cooler, and we could just stay in here all day." "All we didn't steal any thing from anybody.." "All we have in that scaffolding is a squeegee and a bucket of water!" "We're just window washer's dude." "It's a summer job, 12 bucks an hour." "Then a rare coin in and a vintage stamp collection would probably change your lives considerably, wouldn't it?" "I don't know maybe even buy you a couple of shirts!" "You wanna search us?" "Go for it." "Uh, there's no need for that, guys." "Danny, word?" "I'm kind of in the middle of an interrogation." "I know." "Sam filled me in." "So I took the liberty of checking the sealant around the windows." "Oh." "Real?" "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Both of which are completely intact." "Fully dried." " Right." "That's the next step." " Oh!" "You secure the perps, then you get the confession." "Than you go check the windows." "And maybe you score some points with the owner." "Oh, re.. no, no, that's you." "Upstairs doing your little presentation...." " I heard about the.." " While you were down here accusing two half naked guys with hard nipples of a crime they couldn't possibly have done." "The only crime these guys committed is leaving street marks." " You see..." " Mm?" "Is...right." "Yeah." "Okay, go ahead a take the rest of the day off!" "Yeah, guys why don't you grab some beers at opus and maybe some shirts from our teriffic gift shop." "All on the house." "That's awesome." "Are all over, brohams." "And on the behalf of the montecito, we apologize for the mistake." "Don't apologize for me!" "You apologize for you, buddy." "I don't anything to apologize for." "I wasn't the overzealous one." " Overzealous!" " Don't you point at me." " Don't e... no,no." " Come on, wait." "You're gonna love Danny and Mike." "There're the greatest." "I met Mike already." "You know, he single." "Just putting it out there." " That's really professional!" " You don't know how much..." "What are you guys doing?" "Danny!" "Stop it!" "Danny!" "Mike, what are you doing?" "You're scaring the baby." "Oh, I don't mean you." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Divorce lawyer?" "We're noot married." "Wise move!" "All right.." "I don't normly make house calls, but under these circumstance I had to agree with Delinda." "Maybe I can be helpful." "Now, is the any truth to the idea that maybe you're both felling insecure?" "You guys normally get along maybe something's upset that balance." "No." "Well, yeah." "Maybe." "He went behind my back." "We're both going after the same job." "Which is fine, but he could have at least the decency to tell me to my face." "And that would have made it okay?" "Seems you've had seniority." "The idea of reporting to the guy who'been reporting to you" "It's understandably unsetteling." "Maybe that's what's making you angry." "No." "Well..." "Yeah." "I guess, maybe." "Okay." "So I have to be kept down, held back so you can feel comfortable." "No, that's not what I'm saying." "No, that!" "You sort are." "He doesn't realize that for all wins," " I feel a loss." " What?" "That's a good reason to feel insecure." "I just don't think he knows how it feels to be me!" "And you don't know what it feel's like to be me." "The grass is always greener, guys." "We all no that." "I'm sure when Mike looks at you, Danny, he sees... what, Mike?" "You fill in the blank fsor me." "What do you see?" "Well, see Mr. War hero, the guy everybody wants to be around, the guy all the women wanna date." "That's just not true." "Even a man like Ed." "Deline who doesn't like anybody took him under his wing." "Every night, he gets to fall asleep next to a fantastic woman who loves him with all her heart, who cares if he's sad or happy..." "What, you wanna be with delinda?" "No, I don't want your girl." "I don't want your life, Danny." "I just..." "I want one like it." "Not that mine's bad..." "That's excellent, Mike." "Thank you." "Danny what do you see in Mike?" "What is it that has that you want?" "He's smart!" "Probably the smartest dude I've ever kown." "I've..." "I never went to college." "He went to MIT." "I guess that bothers me!" "What else?" "He's funny." "He says that I'm funny." "But he's funnier." "Everybody's always talking about how much it is fun." "to be, you know, around Mike, and his laughter is infectious." "You know, it's just..." "I get it." "Anything else?" "Well, if anything, I'm jealous." "I admit it." "I've made my choices." "Delinda and I are having a child." "I'm settling down, and that's... that's fine." "I'm happy with that don't get me wrong." "It's just..." "I'm a little scared." "And he's got all his choices ahead of him, and you know what if you know, my choices are wrong?" "I'm stuck." "I think you two had made some great strides here in your relationship." "You wanna hug it out?" " No, I'm good." " Yeah, calm down, doc." "You are a thief!" "Daddy would be rolling in his grave if knew you'd stolen his things." "And you know what?" "I never said this before." " But I hate your guts." " Ditto, bitch." "Oh, oh." "Excuse me, you guys." "Hey, hey, listen, I think that it's really great that you're getting all of this out." "It's, you know, good." "You're laying all your coins on the... table, your... cards." "You want your coin, Sam?" "Ask Rita." "I suggest a cavity search." "It's my fault, Sam." "Why I agreed to a connection room is beyond me." "My sister has always been hideously jealous in my warm relationship with daddy." "That warm relationship with daddy was practically illegal." "I should have called social services when I was 12." "How dare you suggest that daddy and I were..." "We never you..." "Tell it to the muffin man." " Daddy wrote you that rhyme too?" " Uh-huh." "I am so sorry you had to witness such an unpleasant scene yet again but fear not." "I will get your coin out of her." "Even if I have to cut it out." "Maybe we should just call the police." "It's a family issue." "Daddy didn't like to air Kaggle business in public." "I'm not a Kaggle." "Want my coin." " You're an attorney?" " Yes, I am." "Do you mind if I ask you a professional question?" " Not at all." " I get paid mostly in cash, and I declare income that puts me in the 25% tax bracket." "Do you think it would be a red flag for the IRS if I write off my wardrobe?" "Only for award ceremonies." " You mind if I ask you a question?" " It's a grand an hour." " Steep." " Hey." "Hey, yourself." " Mr. Doyle." " Miss Marquez" "I heard two men have been apprehended." "So I take it our situation is under control" " and the goods recovered." " Oh, our situation." "I get it." "You don't want to talk about what happened in front of the w-h-o-r-e." " I can spell, you know." " Of course you can." " Is that Charlie Sheen?" " Where?" "Right there by the elevator." "That's weird." "Uh, so Mr. Doyle, both men were questionned, and apparently, there's no way that either one of them stole anything from Patsy or Rita's room." "Which leads me to wonder..." "You being the estate lawyer and all..." "Why didn't you just have Mr.Kaggle's belongings yourself?" "Harry really only trusted Rita but given the sibling rivalry," " I've should have insist." " You think so?" "I am so sorry, miss Marquez." "Well, that and 5 bucks will buy me a latte." "Hey." "I want you to know there's no hard feelings" " if this thing doesn't go my way." " Me too." "But if it doesn't, I think it's time for me to move on." "What do you..." "What do you mean?" "I mean, if I don't get this job, I'm gonna take it as a sign." "It's time for a change." "Maybe a..." "Maybe a new city." "I thought that you loved it here." "Yeah, but nothing's happening for me here and you're right, I got a lot a choices ahead of me, but..." "They're no good to me if I don't make any." "I've always liked the North West." "Maybe Seattle or Portland." "Danny McCoy." "Yeah, yeah." "I'll be right up." " Cooper?" " Yeah." "I'll be back in few minutes." "You're gonna be here when I get back, right?" "Sure." "Where would I go?" "That's amazing!" " Reminds me of when I was a kid." " You bowl?" "Yeah, I have a bit of a soft spot for it." "My mother was in a league." "She dragged me with her every tuesday and saturday." "You can't think of anything else when you're bowling." "Clears the mind." "I like to wash my car." "You want to take this frame?" "Yeah." "I'm a little rusty." "7-10 split." "Virtually impossible to pick up." "I would go for the spare, but knowing me, I'll miss them both." "So is it the 7..." "Or the 10..." "Or nothing?" "Hard to pick, isn't?" "You think I've been hard on you, Danny?" "Maybe a little." "Well, you're a marine." "I expect more of you." "So you think you can run this place?" "I think..." "Mike Cannon could." "You don't want the job?" "No." "No, no." "I want the job." "It's just, uh..." "I'm just being honest." "I've known Mike for a long time, and I think that he's the man for the job." "You're a good friend." "A good boss isn't just a boss." "He's loyal to his people." "And you like to bowl." "Congratulations..." "You got the job." "Wanna go to a rave with me and Sam?" "Mead, Whippets, ladies." "Whatever you want." "It's a interesting honneur." "But no, sorry get a chance to bond, but I'm moving on!" "Were your bobs bigger earlier?" "Yeah." "Are you,like, quitting?" "Resigning." "Hold up the fort, Piper." "You're gonna do great here." "Later" "Mr. McCoy?" "I just..." "I just wanted to take this quiet opportunity to say congratulations." "It's inspiring to know that the cream does, in fact, rise to the top." "What?" "I was just saying it's great about your promotion." "You know, you've been overlooked far too long." "And, you know it couldn't been more deserved." "I'm sorry." "Who are you?" "Oh, I'm oscar." "I started two days ago." " We met at the watercooler." " If, uh.." "you've only been working here two days, how do you know I deserve anything?" "I don't." "It just something you say." "Hey, is that Harry kaggle's estate lawyer on camera 19?" "Calvin Doyle." "He must be checking out." "It's not that stolen coin everyone's looking for?" "I guess it's my lucky day, Oliver." "Oscar." "Right." "Can I get another one here, Tim?" "You bet." "It's on me." "Yes, sir." "Heard you quit." "Took the tape dispense and the stapler." "That's Montecito property." "You're kidding, right?" "Yeah, I'm kidding." "But I dit hear you quit." "It's time." "Gotta think about my future." "I'm thinking about your future too." "Looks bright from where I'm sitting." "I think you should come back." "Danny got the job." "Yep." "He sure did." "Which means you'd be runnin' surveillance and security." "For now." "Then what?" "I'm just saying you're on my radar." "You don't even know me." "You should know that Danny wanted you to get the job." "People don't do that for friends unless there's a good reason for it." " I don't know what to say." " How about "see you tomorrow"." "See you tomorrow." "I heard you like Seattle." "It's a good town." "Maybe I'll buy a hotel there." "Just when I think I'm out..." "They pulled me back in." "Oh, Mike!" "Hey!" "Listen, I need your help." "We've been arrested." "I need you to come out to lake Mead and bail us out." "So how do you know Sam?" "Therapy." "You know how smoking you are?" "What the hell happen?" " Wanna make out?" " Yeah." "I made the mistake of trying to make friends." "That's what happened." "Asian flush." "I should no have" "I should know have shot can sec on the beer." "What are the charges?" "Public urination, public intoxication." "Resisting arrest." "Public urination?" "We're in the desert!" "Where am I supposed to go?" "Mike, could you..." "Hurry, please?" "We should have stay home, watch Nothing Hill," "Hang tight." "I'm on my way." "Wow, what a day." "You're not gonna believe who robbed that wale's estate." "It was the estate lawyer." "So he drew up the wall as favor to an old friend." "I guess he thought he deserved a little extra compensation."