"ripped by qwerzz" ""Jiu Yi Hall"" "Everyone, please take a seat" "Same old stuff!" "Change to something new" "Too many women make me weak" "This cup is not appropriate for the occasion" "The third year of Shun Cheh's rule!" "For such an important environment... you should take one made in the Ming dynasty" "You're lucky you haven't been betrayed so you really shouldn't be too picky" "Yes, in these few years no one dares mention overthrowing the Qing regime ...except for us fools" "We're loyalists so we can't help it" "We've stolen the Forty Two Chapters of the Creed yet we mightn't be able to overthrow the Qing govt." "Everything depends on this" "A few books could overthrow the Qing regime?" "I could write a few" "What do you know!" "The entire marrow of Qing Dynasty... is embedded in the Forty Two Chapters of the Creed" "If we get the book and... succeed in pinQing its blood marrow it'll be unable to conceive any more descendents" "Then it'll be surely exterminated" "It would be good if it were true" "We must give it try" "If it's a big number then Qing is doomed" "Big" "Big... 1,1,2." "Four points." "Small" "Regardless of big or small we have to get the book" "Mr Chong is right" "In 3 days we go to the capital proceedaccordingly" "Right, agreed" "Let's disperse" "Four, five, six" "Four, five, six" "Pay up" "Pay up, quick" "I've won" "Such good luck!" "Good, is it new year already" "I have the Midas touch" "Do you have the guts to play with our master?" "Master?" "Master..." "Older than a tortoise" "How do you want to play?" "I'll take all" "Good" "Four, five, six" "I thought you were smart but you're a fool" "I have lost" "Do you dare play a few more hands?" "No problem" "You'll lose for sure" "Not necessarily" "I'll win" "Three fours" "Three fours..." "A mere trick" "I'll show you the real stuff" "Five fours..." "Six fours..." "Three dices and you get six... damn good!" "You have the guts ...to cheat here?" "Show a few hands..." "What?" "Get the hammer and smash it" "Yes" "If it is loaded inside... we'll strip you naked and throw you out" "Wait" "Why use a hammer?" "There's nothing inside" "Mark my words, he is young and talented" "Be careful when you see him again" "Go" "Let him go" "Listen, kid you need a few more years' practice to be a conman" "You look familiar, where have I seen you?" "Lai Chuen Brothel" "You are Mau 18, a friend of Jong Dan Kung" "You have a good memory" "Let's go to Lai Chuen Brothel" "I'll get you an attractive girl" "Please, step inside" "You bastard, you've sneaked out to gamble again" "It's so late" "Here, this is for you." "Stop complaining" "Hey, Chin San Miu is here" "Quick, take off your clothes" "Can't you be quick enough?" "It only takes 3 seconds" "What do you know" "I've burnt 3 incense sticks we can have fun till dawn" "I wonder what he's bought this time" "You are born with a weak kidney" "Nothing will help that" "It's hopeless lt'll boost sexual prowess and is good for the kidneys" "Real potent stuff" "Not necessarily" "If it doesn't work this time" "I'll admit I'm a loser" "Get someone to warm up the wine" "Siu Bao" "I know it's time" "You want me to get you water and change the sheets" "Bastard" "Stop nagging and warm the wine lt'll only take 3 seconds regardless" "Great aroma" "Damn you" "Admit you've lost" "The medicine is not potent enough" "Let me try a few more cups" "What are you doing there?" "You're so idle where can I get enough money to feed you?" "Help..." "What's the matter?" "He wants to rape me" "That's unbelievable" "It's true" "Look, how powerful" "Right, you should get this medicine from now on" "Teacher" "Are you so bad that the medicine ...does not work, are you?" "It's good but the bastard has stolen it" "Get his mother" "What has his mother to do with it?" "What plan do you have?" "I started taking sex potions since ten and started making them since I was seventeen" "If you want to last long, eat "Cat Ash"" "and also the congee then one can be like him" "What to do?" "Same old stuff" "You are lucky" "Her?" "You have to pay for her" "I'll pay" "Carry him inside, quick" "Look at you" "What a character" "You are smart no wonder so many people call you teacher" "This is nothing" "I have even better stuff why else would the tigress(woman) stick with me" "Is he the man of the tigress," "Jong Dan Kung, the bandit?" "I've hit the jackpot this time" "What is it?" "This is an enjoyable, lasting experience" "Feels so good" "Kid, beware before you steal wine next time" "I would not dare again" "If I get into trouble next time ...you must help me" "Have some tea first" "Sorry to have caused you so much trouble" "So sorry" "Small matter, you know that..." "I value friendship" "Me too" "If you need any help in future..." "I'll do anything to help you" "Good" "How about it?" "Let's have two bowls" "Another day" "I just ate" "Next time..." "You've seen clearly, it's him" "Halt" "Is it time yet?" "Not yet" "Stop" "I want to give him some water" "Let him come in" "Master Chong, have some water" "Has Mau 18 arrived?" "He said he's forgotten to take his sword askedmeto comeherefirst to buy some time" "So clumsy" "Get this kid away" "He hasn't finished drinking" "Grab him" "Okay" "Go quickly" "Grab him, don't let him get away" "Stop" "Stop, don't run" "What place is this?" "Lai Chuen Brothel" "Go in and hide first" ""Lai Chuen Brothel"" "Still breathing, did he over-exert himself having sex?" "No, it's impotence" "Chuen Fa, don't release" "Bite hard" "If you let go, he'll die" "The fatty's almost done with!" "He doesn't know he's not strong enough to mess about with women" "You deserve it" "Hold on, let mammy save you" "Mammy's here..." "What is it?" "Madam, he..." "What's the big deal?" "I thought a disaster has happened" "Roll him over" "Hang on, don't let go" "Don't open your mouth" "If a similar incident occurs in future... prick him once at the end of the spine ...understand?" "Yes..." "Alright, everything's fine" "Continue to enjoy yourselves" "Go to your rooms, everything's fine" "Siu Bao, get some tea for mom" "Go on" "Security Check" "Sir, we've paid this month" "You..." "Shut up" "I am on orders ...to search for an escaped convict" "Search upstairs" "Yes" "Get up" "Damn you" "Who is it up there?" "What's your name?" "My surname is same as... the husband of your aunt's sister" "My aunt's sister is my mother" "Isn't my mother's husband... my father then?" "Now that I think of it... you had a part in attacking the execution site" "Damn you, you dare hit my mother" "If it were not for your mother you wouldn't be here today" "Stop it, we must catch the convict, quick" "You have what you deserve today" "Come..." "Stop chasing him" "Brother, you've been wounded badly you can't walk" "No, the guards will come again" "Then I'll carry you" "Forget about me" "If they see you, you'll be dead too" "Damn, I don't care" "I'm not afraid" "We're friends, so I should help you" "You talk about friendship with me?" "Why not?" "We're friends so we're sort of in the same boat" "Where should we go now?" "I can't stay in Yangchow" "I'll go to the capital" "I'll go with you" "Is this the capital?" "Not a bad place" "Are there many dumb suckers here?" "Let's get some money, how about it?" "Watch what you say" "Guards are everywhere" "Watch your mouth!" "Have something to eat" "Please, step inside" "Two good seats upstairs" "Please go upstairs" "Excuse me" "Careful, hot buns coming through" "Waiter" "Coming" "What would you like?" "Some wine..." "Ten buns..." "Brother, we've eaten and drunk our fill let's go gambling and get some spending money" "And worry about everything else later" "Upstairs please" "I like to sit here" "Bring the wine, quick" "You Han dogs" "I've just sat down and you want to leave what do you mean by this?" "Sit down" "What a fierce gang!" "Where are they from?" "Wrestlers from the court" "Everyone of them is so stout" "Can you beat them?" "They're huge but useless" "Hey, my friend says you're a bunch of no-good bullies" "If you're man enough, fight with him" "Did you say that?" "You must be tired of living" "Let's get out of here" "Go" "Stop fighting" "Take them to Shang Sin Room in the palace" "Say they're wanted by Eunuch Hai" "Yes" "Let them loose" "I want to ask them some questions" "Yes" "Wait, let him suffer a little while more" "Yes, master" "Give him a chair" "Yes" "You are Mau 18 from Yangchow?" "You recognise me?" "It's you who stormed the execution site with gangs" "That's right" "What are you doing in the capital?" "Can you tell me?" "Do what you like with me but if you want information ...you've come to the wrong person" "I have no intention to interrogate you by torture but I want to know if the remaining supporters of Ming like Mau Yi Lung are in the same gang as you" "I have nothing to do with Mau Yi Lung" "Don't bullshit with me" "If you want to force me to admit something you'll fail" "My name is Mau 18 after eighteen years I'll be a new man again" "Alright... my mistake" "I tell you frankly" "I am done with Yangchow, that's why" "I want to try my luck in the capital" "There is one thing I want to ask you" "What is it?" "Go ahead and ask" "I want to know who else apart from... the rogue Mau Yi Lung knows how to use the sixty four styles ...of the dragon palm" "Mau Yi Lung is already dead" "Apart from his daughter no one else knows how to use it" "Then this explains it" "He has a daughter who knows this palm technique" "I have investigated this for some time and am only certain now" "You are indeed an experienced man of the world" "What are you going to do with me?" "You can go now" "Go on" "Farewell" "Stop" "You have been around for many years you should know the rules;" "You should leave something before you go" "Sorry for my carelessness" "I'll cut off my left hand" "That's not good enough" "I want both hands ...and your eyes" "You are too cruel" "This old devil's kung fu is good" "Xiao Guei Tzu" "Bring the medicine" "Let it cool for a while" "Help me soak in the water" "I'm aged my old ailment comes each time after I fight" "This medicine cannot be taken in large quantities ...but then I have to take it" "This eunuch looks somewhat like me" "How is the Mao fellow?" "He's wounded and can't move" "He's still at the door" "Okay... bring the medicine" "Yes" "Sir, how are you?" "Xiao Guei Tzu, the medicine is not right" "It can't be" "I did say this drug can't be taken in large quantities one day there'll be problems" "Why is it so dark?" "The poison content is too heavy my eyes have at last become a problem" "Xiao Guei Tzu" "I can't even see my own hands" "Help me up, quick" "Come" "Sit" "No need to massage" "Xiao Guei Tzu, where are you?" "I'm here" "Where have you gone?" "I went to take a leak" "Why not do it in the room?" "Xiao Guei Tzu, have I been treating you well?" "Yes, very well" "I'm blind now" "You are the only one who can take care of me ...will you leave me?" "I can't go if I wanted to" "In any event he can't see I'm a fake;" "might as well stay!" "Perhaps I can pick up his kung fu" "Of course not" "If I don't take care of you who would?" "Sir" "Don't worry, Sir" "I think your eyes will improve in a few days" "You'll be okay" "They won't be better" "Has that Mau fellow escaped?" "Yes" "Did you kill that kid he brought with him?" "Yes" "What have you done with his body?" "I buried it" "Xiao Guei Tzu, Xiao Guei Tzu" "They're asking you to go and gamble" "Go on, go ahead" "I'd better not go" "Sir, your eyes are bad how could I go and have fun?" "Who said to have fun?" "I'll give you money to gamble so you could befriend Wan Yau Do and his lot" "When the chance arises you can go to the court library" "Have you forgotten?" "Take 50 taels of silver" "Yes, Sir" "Damn, I almost gave myself away" "Those gamblers are not blind" "Xiao Guei Tzu, come out" "I have something to say to you" "What's happened to you?" "I lost at gambling and Eunuch Hai beat me up" "So do you want to get your money back?" "Of course" "Good, let's go" "Lost again" "Trapped all day with the books (sounds as 'lost') no wonder I have lost" "Exactly" "Here comes Ah Guei" "Why are you tied up like a dumpling?" "I lost at gambling and Eunuch Hai beat me up" "Be careful today otherwise we'll die" "Come..." "How much money have you stolen to lose?" "Damn you, what do you mean 'stolen'?" "No more nonsense, come..." "The banker is in bad luck" "Place high stakes and win everything back in a scoop" "No, it's better to be safe" "What?" "I must be cautious and steady" "I place five cents" "Five cents, such a chicken!" "I'll place everything on big" "Okay..." "Four, five, six" "Six, how about it?" "Six..." "One" "Let's go and eat" "Let's go and eat, come on" "Not today, I'll come tomorrow" "Pay up..." "Yes, you've lost" "Go and have dinner" "Eunuch Hai is waiting" "Damn, I've run around and end up at the same place" "I can't get back" "There'll be nothing left to eat" "Damn" "You dare to make fun of me?" "What do you want?" "I want to beat you up" "You want to make a fool of me?" "Nothing works" "Good, try again" "You've got it too" "Have you won again today?" "Sir" "I got acquainted with a eunuch he says his name is Siu Yuen Tzu and his job is specifically to serve the emperor" "He knows how to fight but I can't beat him" "Since your king fu is that good can you teach me so I could beat him?" "Okay, I'll teach you a few moves" "Have you forgotten what I asked you to do?" "Sir, is there anything else?" "Didn't you ask me to gamble with the Wan brothers?" "Your memory is getting worse" "I wanted you to win and then lend money to the Wan brothers" "When the debt accumulates and they can't pay back then you should force them to take you to the library so you could get me the 42 Creed Sutras" "Oh, the Forty Two Chapters of the Creed" "I remember" "The Wan brothers" "Who are you looking for?" "Xiao Guei Tzu said we could gamble here" "Did he ask you to give money to us?" "Yes, I almost forgot" "In these few months we have owed" "Xiao Guei Tzu over 200 taels" "That's right, we don't know when we could ...repay him" "He has been sent to the Shing Te palace and won't be back" "Really?" "In that case it doesn't matter if we owe him for a hundred years" "The problem is Eunuch Hai might come after us" "Yes, even if Guei doesn't chase us" "Eunuch Hai will" "Don't worry" "I have replaced Guei to serve Hai" "I can handle him" "That's great" "How should we address you?" "These two fools they're so easily conned" "I need a way to get to the library" "I am also Xiao Guei Tzu" "Thanks..." "Get up" "There is another favour which I need from you" "What is it?" "Brother Guei" "Every since I've been here I haven't seen the emperor" "Could you bring me to him?" "To the emperor?" "I just want to take a peak" "Help me please" "This..." "Please help" "Right, I'll wait for the perfect occasion whether you can see him depends on your luck" "Brother Guei, if we bring you to the library can we forget about all the money ...we owe you?" "Of course" " Go inside" " Go" "When the emperor arrives it depends on your luck if you could see him" "Take your time we're going" "Go... 1,2,3,4 the Forty Two Chapters of the Creed" "Brother, the emperor hasn't come at this hour he might not come at all today" "If we're discovered by the guard we'll be in trouble" "That's right" "We're going now" "We'll take you later, go..." "Brother Guei, that's it for now we're going now" "Go..." "See you later... 1,2,3,4,5,6." "Six words" "You little bastard ...enjoying yourself here while I am being lonely" "No problem" "I'll ask the royal family and the courtiers to look for you every night" "You'll be honoured" "My filial son" "The emperor is here" "Your majesty, Ngo Siu Bo has something to report" "Come in" "Your highness, at your service" "Arise" "Your majesty" "Soha Sak Hak is a traitor" "He has a treacherous plan" "Sir Bei Lak and I think that" "We should wipe out his family according our rules" "I think this punishment is too severe" "Your majesty might be too lenient?" "He has committed a great crime he must be punished" "Or is your majesty avoiding something?" "What's so funny?" "Although Soha Sak Hak is at fault he is a lord of the late emperor" "Say, I kill him now;" "Even if the citizens don't accuse me, they'll... say the late emperor has no capacity to judge a person" "Let the people think what they will" "I dare them say anything against it" "What is your reason... for being so determined to kill Soha Sak Hak?" "Does your highness think I want to do this ...for personal reasons?" "I think that our ancestors have spent so much effort ...to build our empire" "We cannot let anything ruin it" "Especially not by us" "How dare you be so insolent?" "Nonsense, I have a report to make to the emperor" "Who dares to be impudent to the emperor?" "You wanted to strike the emperor aren't you afraid to die?" "Your majesty, don't listen to rubbish" "Xiao Guei Tzu, step down" "Yes, your majesty" "You are used to fighting battles ...and less refined than scholars" "So I don't blame you" "Take care of Soha Sak Hak as you deem appropriate" "Go outside" "Yes" "Ngo Bai" "Xiao Guei Tzu, you've come upon this secret" "You highness, I deserve death" "We are used to playing it rough, it's too much" "Now you acknowledge I am the emperor ...and we won't fight for real hereon" "It's no fun" "As long as you don't mind, I'll fight you for real" "Really?" "It's a deal" "Do you want to beat the emperor?" "You know that Xiao Yuen Tzu..." "He is the emperor" "When I first taught you kung fu" "I knew already" "Just as well then" "He is the emperor, and also my friend" "Who are you to be eligible to befriend the king?" "You must remember what ...I am about to say" "Whenever the emperor says you are his friend you should not admit that hereafter" "I understand" "He is so young how could you take his word for it?" "The way you speak will cost you your life one day" "I'll keep quiet from now on" "From now on you can't use the grappling technique ...to spar with the king" "That's because such techniques will dislocate joints and cannot be used ...on the emperor" "Then what can I use... against his Dragon Palm?" "He uses the Dragon Palm?" "Yes" "Then I'll teach you the Hand of a Thousand Leaves" "Really?" "Sir, you're so good to me and teach me so much" "I'll go frequently to the library and get that get that..." "Forty Two Chapters of the Creed for you" "It's good you still remember" "How could I forget?" "I am so indebted to you ...for the rest of my life" "I am also much beholden to you for what you've done for me" "Damn, this old man is real good;" "He knew it was the emperor long ago ...and kept it to himself" "If he knew his blindness is because of me..." "Come here" "Closer" "Do you want to kill me?" "This is the 1st move of the Hand of a Thousand Leaves called the Buddha of the South Sea" "Remember, lock the neck so he can't hit back" "So he's teaching me kung fu" "How could your Hand of a Thousand Leaves ...withstand my Dragon Palm?" "Eunuch Hai said... our techniques are similar" "But your highness is smarter than I am" "And if we fight..." "I'm bound to lose" "You know how to kiss ass" "No, I mean it" "What a foul smell!" "It stinks..." "Such a nuisance" "Brother, help" "My student's king fu is not bad, right?" "When did you take in pupils" "Why didn't you tell me?" "Come and greet auntie" "I am honoured" "I have some business you two have fun" "Let's go" "You bad boy let me teach you a lesson" "You rumbustious bastard" "I've got you today" "I'll not let you go easily" "I'll paralyse your vital point and deal with you later" "Got you" "Alright, let me now restore you back" "Princess, your technique is good the emperor is no match for you" "You are sly" "How'd I know how to paralyze someone?" "Follow me" "Go" "Don't come in... without my permission" "Yes" "I asked them to leave because..." "I don't want them to steal the technique from me" "Your skills are not that good" "How dare you?" "Give it to me" "Don't pretend to be dead" "I'll gouge out your eyes" "Why didn't you go on?" "Damn, slut!" "Don't go" "Xiao Guei Tzu" "You indeed have sterling character!" "Come, let me serve you" "None of the eunuchs around me ...really have any character" "None of them dare to call me slut" "You like being called a slut?" "Well, I like it when you say that to me" "A person like you should be a whore in a brothel" "A whore?" "What is it?" "Is it fun?" "Good, very interesting" "Then when I grow up" "I must be a whore in the Lai Chuen Brothel" "Xiao Guei Tzu, you must bring me there" "The queen is here" "Many good wishes to your Highness" "Go out, all of you and wait outside" "Come out" "Aren't you coming out?" "Come out" "Your majesty, don't blame him" "I made him stay and play with me" "Step down" "If I catch you messing with the princess again ...I'll teach you a lesson" "I just came from the library... and meant to hand this over to you" "Go out" "Tell me frankly, why did you steal the book?" "Speak up" "The emperor asked me..." "No, it was me..." "Eunuch Hai asked me to take it" "I must say you're frank" "Don't kill me" "I will give you the Forty Two Chapters of the Creed" "You also have that?" "Eunuch Hai has... a few copies" "A few copies?" "He has hidden them away" "If you kill me you won't get them" "Alright, I'll spare you if... you give the Forty Two Chapters of the Creed" "But I will have to wait for the right opportunity" "Hai guards them securely" "The Emperor calls Xiao Guei Tzu" "I give a month to get it back" "If you fail I'll kill you" "Thank you for your mercy" "Go out" "Yes" "Xiao Guei Tzu" "I hit it by accident" "Xiao Guei Tzu, I want you to do something for me" "I wonder if you have the guts" "Just say it, what do I have to fear?" "This Ngo fellow is unreasonable" "I want him killed, do you dare?" "No problem" "I have learnt most of my kung fu from you" "I do not fear him" "I'm the emperor, so it's inconvenient for me to do it" "Come here" "You've practised wrestling for a few months" "I want to see if you've made any progress" "A high ranking official will be coming soon" "He is a good wrestler" "If you could hold him to the ground and not let him get up you'll be rewarded handsomely" "If you lose, you all lose your heads" "We'll do our best for your Highness" "This is not an errand, I want to test you" "Arise" "Ngo Siu Bo wishes to see you" "You've come in good time" "Your Highness" "Arise" "Your Highness..." "They are practising wrestling" "You are the best in Manchuria" "Show them a few moves" "Your wish is my command" "Xiao Guei Tzu, tell the guards... not to enter without my orders" "Yes" "Be careful" "Come on" "Come on" "You... you want to kill me?" "Xiao Guei Tzu..." "What happened to him?" "He's dead" "Come men, summon the Han Prince and So Ha To" "Yes" "I deserve death" "Ngo has dared to attempt to assassinate me" "Luckily Xiao Guei Tzu led the eunuchs to defeat him" "I'll let you take care of matters from here" "Your Majesty, Ngo has many accomplices" "I'll order their capture" "What do you think?" "Good, do as you planned" "Thank you, your Majesty" "So Ha To please stay" "You have succeeded in protecting the Emperor" "It's quite an achievement" "Fortune smiles upon you" "Our contribution is only minimal" "I've sent So to wipe out the Ngo family" "Go with him" "Yes" "Also, Her Majesty wants a copy of the 42 Sutras" "If you find a copy give it to her majesty" "Yes" "That Ngo really knows how to loot" "Eunuch Guei, if you see anything you like ...just grab it" "The emperor wants to... reward you for your efforts" "No matter what you take, no questions will be asked" "Then I'll select slowly... and pick something good" "Sir we've found a secret chamber in the study" "There are many valuables there" "I dare not search the room myself" "Go out" "Yes" "The Forty Two Chapters of the Creed?" "Eunuch Guei" "Her majesty must be pleased with the two of us" "After we've completed this task" "Then we'll..." "What Buddhist creed is this?" "There's gold inside?" "Eunuch Guei, I have something to say to you later" "This is worthless" "Lord So, if there's anything we can do just say it" "You're very kind" "According to my information..." "Ngo's assets total 6 million taels" "If we report 5 million taels ...there's 1 million left" "Splitting equally we each get 500,000 taels" "Eunuch Guei" "You are trusted by the emperor you can report what you like" "The emperor will not notice" "That's right" "Lord So, you're brilliant" "I'll follow you from now on together we'll make lots of money" "You're too kind" "You're young... and favoured by the emperor" "Please say a few good words on my behalf" "I'll be exceedingly grateful" "It's a treasured sword" "Brothers, let's try it hack the swords on the sabre" "Congratulations you've got a treasured sabre" "Lord So, I have no use of it you keep it" "It's your good fortune, you keep it" "Brother, this is a nice dress take it back" "Why is it so light?" "What is this?" "Take it back" "This is an amour, it can withstand most weapons" "My luck is changing for the better" "If I give the 42 Sutra Chapters to her majesty..." "I wonder what else she'll reward me with!" "You captured the traitor and accomplished a great deed" "I only know how to serve your majesty loyally" "Whatever you said..." "I'll carry it out to the letter" "So young and so smart what should we reward him with?" "Please decide, your highness" "Get a box of delicious cake for Xiao Guei Tzu" "Yes" "Thank you, your highness" "Xiao Guei Tzu, congratulations on your accomplishment" "Don't forget me" "I dare not" "Then come and fight at my place" "Is that a wise decision?" "If you refuse..." "I'll tell her majesty you bullied me" "And you also... threw the cake she gave on the floor ...saying it stinks" "Why do such a thing?" "I'll go" "Xiao Guei Tzu" "Ngo's home has 2 copies of the Creed?" "Yes" "The emperor asked me to give it to her majesty" "Otherwise I'll take it to you" "Nobody will know" "Good" "Drink your favourite soup while it's hot" "You have done well to ingratiate the emperor you would have great potential" "Pity you haven't cleansed yourself whereas I did" "I just cleaned" "I clean myself thoroughly each day" "You're young and yet so bad;" "Do you take after your mom or your dad?" "Neither" "I'm neither very good nor very bad" "Is not Mau 18 your father?" "Of course not" "I didn't think so" "If you were my son and trapped in the palace" "I'll get you out... despite the great danger" "Unfortunately I didn't have a good father as you" "Have you practised thoroughly the ...kung fu I taught you?" "Yes" "Sir, with your excellent skills isn't it a shame not to pass them on to a pupil?" "There are more scheming villains ...than righteous heroes" "A student might turn against the teacher some day" "So why bother" "Stand up" "Breathe" "Massage the left side of your belly apply pressure on the area 3 inches from the navel" "Funny?" "Old tortoise" "You like having soup with your meal" "So each day I added some drug which causes cramps and diarrhoea ...to your soup" "Such that after eating that for a while... you'll have stomach-ache which will get more severe with time driving you mad" "You'll wish you were better off dead lt'd be so painful you'll bite your own flesh off" "I planned to have you drink the soup for 3 months before you leave, but... my health is getting worse" "I..." "I can't wait" "Sir" "So you knew long ago I wasn't Xiao Guei Tzu ...and used this method to torture me" "You went for it" "I realized the soup had poison when I first tasted it" "I told Xiao Yuen Tzu and he told me to drink the soup, then surreptitiously spit it in the bowl" "You couldn't see anything" "Where has he gone?" "He should have died here" "Where has he gone?" "I am dying from this long wait" "I stepped on a tortoise" "I bumped my chest" "You want me to massage you?" "Stop shouting, or I'll kill you" "Princess" "If you don't let go I'll shout" "Stop shouting, besides it's too late" "Your majesty" "What are you doing?" "I merely pressed her fainting pressure point so she can't hear our conversation" "What secrets do we have between us?" "There is someone close to the Emperor ...who teaches his majesty kung fu" "That's a good thing" "Yes, practising kung fu is a good thing" "But the Dragon Palm that the emperor practises ...is only practised by one other person;" "The daughter of Mau Yi Lung!" "She has a birthmark on her face" "Have you come to tell me this?" "She is in the palace right now so I've come to check it out" "So what have you found out?" "I haven't found out much but I am clear about the secret of..." "The Forty Two Chapters of the Creed" "If her majesty could tell me who teaches the king" "I'll tell her majesty the secret" "What do you think?" "That's right, I am the emperor's kung fu teacher" "So you suspect I am Mau Yi Lung's daughter" "See if I have a birthmark on my face" "Now you should tell me the secret... of the Forty Two Chapters of the Creed" "The Qing regime has collected countless treasures ...all hidden in the secret valley known as the life-blood of the Qing empire" "The valley has been drawn on a map divided into 8 parts, hidden in... 8 copies of the Forty Two Chapters of the Creed" "So to locate where the treasure is... we must get all 8 copies of the Creed" "Farewell" "Halt" "You're not getting away this easily" "Does your majesty want to kill me?" "Your kung fu is far from adequate" "The Dragon Palm" "Another majesty?" "Which is the real one?" "Xiao Guei Tzu" "Yes" "Your majesty, I am not competent in protecting you;" "I deserve death" "You heard what I and Hai talked about?" "I was too far and couldn't hear anything" "I don't care if you heard or not" "If I find out so much as a word is said about me ...I'll kill you" "Your majesty is so kind to me" "If I find anyone disparaging your reputation ...I'll kill him" "Also, get me the books ...from Hai" "Accomplish your task and I'll reward you" "Thank you, your majesty" "The treasure is at Mt." "Luk Ding" "We're rich" "Eunuch Guei" "This is the boss Chin of Hsing Lung Shop" "Boss Chin, what can I do for you?" "Mr. Guei, I heard you have been promoted" "I have come to congratulate you" "I've been able to run my humble shop because of you ...for which I am deeply grateful" "Think nothing of it" "You're too kind" "Share the gifts among you" "Thank you, Mr. Guei..." "Mr. Guei, a caring leader like you ...is hard to come by" "You must receive a gift from me" "Please keep the sea products ...and enjoy" "Alright" "Take these inside" "Yes" "Brothers, take these with your wine" "Thank you..." "Xiao Bao" "Brother Mau is seriously wounded and a warrant has also been issued for his arrest" "So I can't come to see you" "I heard you've been promoted and brother Mau has asked me to come here ...to ask for a favour" "What is it?" "He needs a contact in the palace ...tonight for a big job" "So I brought his sister here" "What kind of a big job?" "Big brother has said... he can't tell you this" "And secondly... you're a worthy friend" "Anything else?" "He feels he can trust you" "Damn, we're wasting time" "Where is she?" "Here" "Come..." "Open it" "Come..." "Mr. Guei, listen" "She is using the technique of the sleeping tortoise ...to hide inside this box" "She has been inside... for almost 2 hours" "She'll awake soon" "I leave everything in your hands" "Farewell" "Good" "Come, let's go back" "Yes" "Eunuch Guei, open the door" "It's so late, what do you want?" "Her majesty has asked me to get some books" "Alright..." "Don't move" "Grab them" "Sister?" "She's your sister?" "Yes" "Mr. Guei, save her quickly" "Why have you come into the palace?" "Tell me or I won't save her" "I can't" "Your sister is in danger" "You can'tjust let her die, can you?" "Well?" "Are you telling me or not?" "Mr. Guei, I beg you to save her" "Not if you're not talking" "I suggest you tell me" "We're here to steal the 42 Chapters of the Creed" "Okay, don't go away, I'll save her" "Eunuch Guei, you can't save her" "She's an assassin" "Search" "Yes" "You has been frightened" "I'm fine here" "Go and protect the emperor" "There are already many guards there" "The assassins have dispersed" "It's now safe, don't worry" "Search elsewhere maybe there are still some assassins in hiding" "If you catch a live one... and it's a man, kill him" "If it's a girl, you have fun with her" "Also, take away the bodies" "Yes" "Hey, what are you doing?" "I am healing her" "So big" "What?" "I say her wound is so big" "Eunuch Guei, the emperor ...sends for you" "Alright" "I'll change and be right there" "Don't leave for anything" "I'll be back soon" "Don't come out no matter what happens" "Yes" "I have sent the message out in regard to... the secret of the Forty Two Chapters of the Creed" "Her majesty sent Sui Tung to Xiao Guei Tzu just now ...but hasn't returned yet" "Could there have been an accident?" "This eunuch is sly" "Go and take a look later" "Don't move" "Xiao Guei Tzu, what are you up to?" "I found the Forty Two Chapters of the Creed ...in the old man's room" "I was going to report to her majesty" "Where is the book?" "In the old man's room" "Tao, go with him to get it" "You think I'm a fool" "Whether I give the Creed to her majesty or not... you'll kill me all the same" "Not if you give me the book" "At the most I'll gouge out your eyes ...and break one of your legs" "Someone's coming!" "In fact, after you kill me, her majesty... will kill you too to shut you up" "Stop nagging, go" "Where is the creed?" "Take it out" "You want to escape" "What a fierce lady!" "Who is she?" "A maid of her majesty's" "If she doesn't return to her majesty ...men will come looking for her" "We should have a plan to prepare for this" "You've caused big trouble you should get away at once" "There's something which still worries me" "Xiao Yuen Tzu, I have to escape and... have come to see you for the last time" "I don't know when we'll meet again" "Her majesty is a fake" "If she knows she's exposed ...she'll harm Xiao Yuen Tzu" "If I tell the truth..." "Xiao Yuen Tzu will be after my back to silence me" "Damn, what's the big deal about dying" "I can't betray a friend" "Who is it?" "What are you doing?" "Your highness" "Can I call you Xiao Yuen Tzu one more time?" "Of course" "You're Xiao Yuen Tzu now and not the emperor?" "Yes" "I'm your friend now, not the king" "Being a king has no true friends" "What's the meaning of... living like this?" "I want to tell you something promise you won't behead me?" "Why would I kill you?" "Why would I kill a friend?" "I am not the real Xiao Guei Tzu and not a eunuch" "So you're not a eunuch" "What's the big deal?" "The worse is you can't stay in the palace" "I also heard something about her majesty" "Her majesty?" "The emperor has arrived" "Are you sure?" "I saw with my own eyes" "Lying to your king means death" "Although we're good friends..." "I might not be able to vouch for your life" "To enable you and your mother to be together again ...is worth dying for" "What do you want with me at this late hour?" "I heard her majesty is not well" "So I came to see her" "Since you're unwell, rest early" "Xiao Guei Tzu, make the bed for her majesty" "Yes" "Mother, take care" "Well?" "Nothing" "What do you want?" "Sire, please listen" "That old hag must have killed her majesty" "Hide it elsewhere" "Nonsense" "You don't believe me?" "I'll tear off her disguise and let you see" "Xiao Guei Tzu, stop" "Your highness" "Queen mother" "Yuan Wa" "What is going on?" "Five years ago I had a rift with Tung because the emperor was doting on her" "One night an assassin sneaked into the palace ...and attempted to kill me" "But she bumped into Tung... and killed her!" "So I escaped the calamity" "The emperor thought I killed Tung ...out ofjealousy" "But later discovered that... she was killed by ...The Dragon Palm!" "He was devastated ...and became a monk in a monastery" "It was announced he died ...and you took the throne" "From that day onwards... she took on my identity and..." "I was placed in that secret chamber for 5 years" "That assassin looked like me and claimed she was the daughter of Mau Yi Lung" "She blackmailed me with the life of... the young prince to keep this a secret" "It might be the blood debt ...of my ancestors" "Xiao Guei Tzu has made a big accomplishment" "Let's send him to Yangchow, tax free for 3 years ...to make up for the Yangchow massacre" "Congratulations..." "Sir, I believe that officer won't be coming" "What should we do then?" "Return to the court" "Men, return to the court" "Yes" "You again?" "Let's play a few hands" "I've been waiting for you" "How do you want to play?" "Your tricks are not effective any more" "You've improved" "I've lost this time" "Dare to try again?" "Why not?" "Make way..." "What?" "Playing for a wooden box?" "Here are 50,000 tales" "I'll make you a bet" "Boss, pure silver" "We're rich this time" "Boss, if we lose... even our shop would not pay for it" "What's bigger than 'the 6 leopards'?" "Have you thought about it?" "Good" "We'll play big and small" "Boss, 3 sixes must be big" "Boss, it's not right the reverse must be small" "Big" "Small" " Big..." " Small..." "What is it?" " Small" " Big" "Call" "I suppose you have nothing to say" "Sum it up" "Boss, your home and the shop plus your 3 wives, 10 mistresses and cash add up to 49,990 tales" "You still need 10 tales to pay up" "These clothes are worth 10 tales" "No, I don't want them" "Don't let him get away" "Whoever grabs him gets 10 taels" "Quick" "I got a piece of his clothes 10 taels" "I got a piece too one for me too" "I got a jacket" "I got a pair of trousers" "I got a pair of underpants" "You rogue ...how dare you go about naked in broad daylight" "What decadence!" "Men" "Yes" "Spank him 20 times" "Sir, I'm innocent" "Sir, I'm the victim of a scam that's why I've been stripped naked" "You're the victim?" "Where are the culprits?" "It's him" "Is it you?" "Yes, so what?" "You dare to be insolent" "Men" "Spank him 20 times" "Yes" "You're finished" "So are you" "Yellow clothes are for the king, how dare you?" "I'll depend on you this time" "I might get further promoted" "I might even... get to become a fourth-rank or ...even a third-rank officer" "Wu Tak Chung, come forward for the conferment" "Yes" "You dare to mess around with this court!" "Men" "Yes" "Beat them up- hard" "Yes" "You tricked him to be stripped naked you deserve to be spanked 40 times" "And you also deserve to be spanked 40 times ...for contempt of court" "You insult the king for wearing yellow clothes" "Behead him" "Right" "What about your punishment... for tearing up my clothes?" ""Lai Chuen Brothel"" "I think this fat guy is at the end of his strength" "He is as good as impotent and... still wants to mess around" "Chuen Fa, it's you again!" "Don't be afraid, bite down tightly" "I know what to do this time" "Bite down tightly" "You should know your limits" "What limits?" "If your son had not saved that bandit ...I wouldn't have lost my job and have to face you bitch every day" "What bitch?" "You're the loser" "Loser" "Yes..." "Damn, you hit my mother again?" "Little bastard, I've been... waiting for you for a long time" "He is an escaped convict" "Whoever grabs him gets a reward" "Stop please..." "The emperor's decree" "Xiao Guei Tzu receives the emperor's decree" "Kneel down all of you" "It is the Emperor's will that..." "Xiao Guei Tzu should serve in the palace" "Thank the emperor's graciousness" "Long live the king" "Is my mother good or bad?" "Good" "Very good..." "You're up to your tricks again" "To fake the royal decree is punishable by death" "Chuen Fa, the royal decree is not a fake" "Not a fake..." "You'll have fame and fortune from now on" "I'll buy Lai Chuen Brothel" "Mother, you don't have to be a whore anymore" "Then what should I do?" "You can be a pimp" "Really?" "Then what about me?" "Well, you can be a whore!"