"Oh, my God." "You have to meet me in the middle." "My foot will meet the middle of your ass." "You slept with another woman?" "Oh, you're one to talk." "You know I think it might be time for you to start using night cream." "A woman in my office is a lesbian." "I'm just saying!" "I won't say what they spent on that wedding but $40,000 is a lot of money." "Could we please just settle it after the wedding?" "Fine, but I'm not paying for your wine cellar you thieving, would-be-speaking- German-if-it-weren't-for-us man." "People just know me now from being Mr. Geller on Friends." "Mr. And Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful." "It is great to have you here." "Let us take off your coats." "Snowing out there?" "No." "Jack Geller is the father of Monica and Ross." "And I can't even..." "Other than the actress, Christina Pickles, I can't think..." "What's the mother's name?" "What's my wife's name on it?" " Judy." " Judy, right." "The character of Jack Geller doesn't even remember his wife's name." "Remember the Lugwins?" "The big one had a thing for you." "They all had a thing for him!" "Oh, Mom!" "I think that Jack and Judy are somewhat prejudiced about their children whether they admit it or not." "Don't listen to her!" "You've always been independent." "Even when you were a kid, and you were chubby and you had no friends, you were just fine." "I recall the first show that established the relationship between the parents and the daughter and the parents and the son where we doted on Ross and seemed to dismiss Monica." "I read about women trying to have it all, and I thank God our little Harmonica doesn't have that problem." " I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night." " Really?" "One of my favorite episodes was when Lisa Kudrow's character has a crush on Jack Geller." "And I thought that was so funny." "Okay, look at him." "Look at those strong hands." "Oh, what I wouldn't give to be that can of condensed milk." "Christina Pickles is a consummate character actress and a very serious artist, and quite intense." "Jack!" "Could you come in here for a moment?" "Now!" "What's that curry taste?" "Curry." "Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?" "I can imagine." "I tell you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person she is." "That is a wonder." "I'm a good mother, but I'm also on the verge of being dysfunctional." "And I sometimes would want to obsess about the wrong things." "About how my daughter was dressed, rather than how she felt." "You know, "Don't wear that, darling." "No, no, I like it, but don't wear it."" "That kind of stuff, which you don't really allow yourself to say." "You think it." "But the fun for me is that I can say all that stuff as Judy Geller and get away with it." " What's with your hair?" " What?" " What's different?" " Nothing." "Oh, maybe that's it." "I did like that wonderful episode when Monica was stuck in the bathroom while we had a quickie, because it was Jack's birthday." "So, Jack ever think about trading me in for a younger model?" "Of course not." "With you, it's like I've got two 25-year-olds." "Oh, Jack, stop!" "Come on!" "It's my birthday!" "And I would imagine that Judy just pretended that nothing had happened as she walked back out because she's very good at denial." "I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me." "So here's the deal." "When it was explained to me that Ross' ex-wife was a lesbian I didn't turn to Ross and say, "You married a lesbian?"" "I turned to Monica and said:" "And you knew about this?" "Which I thought was so brilliant because it turned it back onto her doing the wrong thing again." "Ross can do no wrong." "Janice?" "Janice?" "Here." "It's the receipt." "This is like a reunion in the hall!" "I play Janice on Friends." "And I have been on since the first season as Chandler's on-again, off-again, fabulously annoying girlfriend." " Hey, Janice." " My God, I am so glad you called me." "I had the most supremely awful day." "When I first went to audition for the role, I looked at the material and when she said, "I got you these socks moose and squirrel, squirrel and moose, whichever you want" I'm not quite sure exactly what the line was, I just heard her say:" "You could wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or wear Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix and match." "Moose and squirrel." "In the rehearsal of that first episode, there was a moment..." "The laugh was born in the rehearsal because there was a moment where Chandler is sort of knocking back 89 espressos, because he's trying to build up the nerve to break up with me." "And he's completely wired and insane and he goes and gets me some swimming pool full of coffee and hands it to me in this big, big cup." "Before I was able to get it up to my lips, he asked me if I wanted another one." "I'm gonna get another espresso." "More latte?" "No, I'm still working on mine." "And it was so funny that I had to laugh." "And because I had to laugh, Janice had to laugh in that moment and I just looked up at him and went:" "I think "Oh, my God"..." "The "Oh, my God" was maybe born in that first episode." "Looking back, I'm not altogether sure." "But I know that we had that great moment where she was like..." "Stop it, stop it, stop it." "That became a signature thing for Janice having to sort of fight back the overwhelming emotion." "What a crappy night!" "Though I've enjoyed the fact that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper since you came back from the bathroom." "It's great to work in front of a live audience." "I have the added boost of being the surprise element, which is fantastic." "You walked around all night in the city by yourself?" "He hooked up!" "The episode I did with Ross, where I spent the night with Ross there was all of this buildup about who he had been with." "The audience never suspected that it was gonna be me." "Tell us about her!" "Ross, you left your scarf..." "And when I came out from behind that curtain the reaction went on for five minutes." "We just stood there and stood there until some of us started to lose it." "I mean, I think I started to crack up." "And I lifted the scarf that I was returning to Ross and I eventually put it up near my face, because it was quite something." "Hey, you guys." "People always want to hear me say, "Oh, my God." "You love me, Chandler Bing." "You just don't know you love me."" " Breathe." " Breathe." "You're gonna kill me!" "And this is Funny Clown." "It's only for after his naps, not before, or he won't sleep." "Susan's gonna be here any minute." "It's kind of an anniversary." "I thought you guys got married in January?" "A different kind of anniversary." "Originally, I was auditioning for Chandler and it worked out pretty well for a while, because I had four nipples." "And then we did the surgery and..." "No, no." "And they botched it." "So then they said, "Well, would you play the lesbian?"" "Let's say you and I give it another shot." "I know what you're gonna say." "You're a lesbian." "I never thought one way or another about the lesbian." "It wasn't an issue for me, so I just thought it would be a fun part." "How are your contractions?" "I love them!" "Each one's like a little party in my uterus!" "It's great to be a part of a show where you can have so much fun." "And to deliver a baby..." "That episode, for me was really one of the most emotional episodes for me to actually deliver the child." "Here he comes." "Let me see!" "I gotta see, I gotta see!" "A head." "It's huge!" "How are you doing this?" "You're not helping!" "One of my fondest memories, if I were to go back and look is my kiss with David Schwimmer because it says so much about our relationship and that there can be so much love between two people." "I love you." "He was very sweaty when he was kissing me." "It was lovely." "But so was I, so it's okay." "It worked out just fine." "We're getting married." "As in, "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married?" "Everyone wanted to tune in to see the episode where we got married." "And it was the highest-rated show up to that point." "It was very well received, and I think for the gay community it was huge to actually be able to see that." "I wish that there had been more, and I wish that I hadn't worn that hat." "I hated that hat." " Thank you." " Any time." "Ross." "On the backside of it, I see that for many people it's been that wedge in the door for people to open themselves up to their truest selves, and to have a really positive role model on television." "I mean, I certainly didn't go out with that intention but it somehow, in a very lovely way, turned out to be that." "And I'm really honored to be a part of that." "To be given this kind of a woman to play, with such good writing and with such amazing actors, I'm just deeply grateful." "They're so generous with their humor and their comedy." "And it's constant." "Off camera, on camera, in the dressing rooms, everywhere you go they're always working on bringing the best kind of comedy to the screen." "For me it's been an incredible blessing to be a part of this family and to have this experience of working so collaboratively with the creators of the show and with the cast." "That's why I wore a sweater, because it's such a close-knit cast."