"Okay, let's do it." "10-4, 20 William 12." "We have you eastbound on 14th freeway, in pursuit of tanker truck." "Backup is available." "Air Unit 3 is in the area." "I see 'im, but I can handle this myself." "This is Air Unit 3." "Forget it, Tango." "We'll take it from here." "Drop back." "Drop dead." "I've been on this case for three months." "All right, I'm going around." "We're out of our jurisdiction, Tango." "County sheriff and CHP are on the way." "Whatever you're gonna do, do it now." "And good luck." "Thanks." "Over." " Jesus!" " Shit!" "This guy's crazy!" "Shit!" "Jesus!" "Glad you could drop in." "You like jewelry?" " Fuck you!" " I prefer blonds." "Do the honors." " Ray." " Hey, captain." "What the hell's goin' on here?" "Ah, just lettin' the locals do their thing." " You blew out the window of this truck." " I noticed." " You got two guys lying' on the road." " I noticed." "Petrol highway and we're out of our jurisdiction." "That's true." " So, what the hell's goin' on?" " I heard a rumor about this truck." " What about this truck?" " It's not a truck." " It's a gas truck." " No." "It's a major moving violation." " Did you check the first panel?" " It's full of gas, sir." "We checked the whole truck, asshole!" "There's nothin' in it!" "And you're outta your neighborhood, big city boy!" "I want your badge!" "I want your weapon!" "I want your ass!" "Who in the fuck you think you are?" "!" "He thinks he's Rambo." "Rambo... is a pussy." "What do you know, it's snowing!" " Anybody wanna get high?" " I'll be damned!" "Not bad for a city guy." "Ray Tango." "He's done it to us again." "If it isn't Tango, it's Cash." "Tango and Cash!" "Cash and Tango!" "These two cops are driving me crazy." "We have to do something about this." "I agree." "I would like to handle this myself, Mr. Perret." "No, we will handle it." "No." "Not that way." "I have something else in mind." "Hey, Cash!" "Well, if it isn't Armani with a badge." "Look out!" " Police business!" " Hey!" "This is my car!" "Move!" "What are you doing to my car?" "!" "Son of a bitch!" "What's the matter, ace?" "Got a little headache?" "You crazy guy!" "What did you do with my car?" "!" " I believe in perestroika!" " Welcome to America!" "Hey, Tango, saw your picture in the paper." " Nice suit." " Thanks." "Morning." " Hey, Ray?" " Yeah." " Look at this." " Blind luck." " Hey, Ray." " Yeah." " Catherine's in your office." " Ah, that's great." "Catherine, you just don't... take off on the spur of the moment." "It's..." "What?" "Illogical?" " Very!" " Ray, it's not that big of a deal." "I'm only gonna be gone a month or two." "Well, a month or two is how long it takes to build a house, not take a vacation." "A dance tour is not a vacation!" "And besides, I just wanna get away." "Away?" "You got everything you need right here in this town." "Grime, crime and slime." "No, thanks." "I'd really rather be out of here." "Okay, well, then at least let me have the phone numbers where I can reach you, okay?" " Why don't I just call you?" " Why don't you just call me?" "Look, Catherine, if you're feeling stressed, don't run away from it." "Stay here and we can deal with this together." "Ray, please don't make me feel guilty." "I mean, I just feel like I need some time alone, okay?" "And I promise, lieutenant, that I will be a good girl." "There it is!" "The key word. "Good."" "See, you're telling me you're going to be this good girl because you know, don't you, automatically," "I think you're going to be bad." " There..." "Yes?" " Hey, Ray, what's a margin call?" " Why?" " Well, your stockbroker's on line 3." " Says it's urgent." " This is very important." "Don't leave." "Yeah?" "Hold on." "Catherine!" "Look, Ray, I'm sorry, I have a plane to catch." " Catherine, don't go." " Think positive." "Shit!" "Harvey, yeah." "Yeah, it's me, sure." "Good thing you had your vest on, Cash." "Yeah." "Hardly needed it with these." "Half-load soft lead slugs." "This guy was really sloppy." "Oh, boy." "Look at this, will you?" "This shirt cost me 9 bucks." "Get me a new vest, will you, pop?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, pizza!" "Hey, who's been fucking with my gun?" "The sight's shifted on it." " Maybe you dropped it." " I didn't drop it." " Hey, captain!" " Yeah, Gabe." "You get anything outta that guy?" "Nothing, he doesn't speak any English." "As soon as we brought an interpreter, all he said was he wanted a lawyer." " Let me question 'im." " Question 'im?" "The guy that just tried to blow you away?" "Forget it!" "Stay away from him, Gabe." "Hi." "So..." "You don't know any English, huh?" "I don't know much Chinese, so I guess we're gonna have to give you a crash course, buddy." "So, wanna know somethin'?" "I got a feeling you're gonna be a real quick learner." "Yeah, come here." "Sit down." "There we go." "All right, this is lesson number one." "And, believe me, the next lessons do get harder." " Who hired you to kill me?" " I don't know." ""I don't know." Nope, wrong answer." "Try again." "I think he's one of..." "Quan's men." "I don't know his name." "I swear!" "Look at that, Flattop." "You're speaking like a native already." " What is this?" " English 101." "Since your scumbag lawyer won't be here for... ooh... quite some time, is there anything else you wanna share with me?" " Think hard." " A deal." "Tonight." " 4942..." "Front Street. 9 o'clock." " Very good." "My compliments." "You did pretty good for your first lesson." "Don't forget to wash your hands." "Ray?" "Your ship's come in." "There's a big bust going down at 4942 Front Street." " Great." "Is that reliable?" " It's very reliable." "It's a phone tap." " Fantastic." " What the hell is this?" "Downtown clown versus Beverly Hills wop?" " All the news that's fit to print." " I don't understand you." "You make a shitload o' money." "You're dressed like a banker." "What are you doing this for?" " Action." " Action?" "Good old American action." "If you really wanna stare death in the eye, you shoulda gotten married." "Is that a proposal?" "Gabriel Cash." "Oh, God!" "How many millions?" "How many?" "How many this time?" "Oh, God!" "Ray Tango!" "How he loves to dance." "He waltzes in and takes all my drugs... and then Tango's back out again." "I've had enough of this." "Too much television... can hurt your eyes." "Now..." "Now do you understand why we mustn't kill them?" "No, Mr. Perret." "I do not understand." " It would be much quicker." " And easier." "Quicker... and easier." "Yes, quick and easy is how you make a cake." "Or... clean a toilet bowl, or..." "shop... by mail." "But quick and easy is not how you run a multimillion-dollar business such as ours." "Now, Mr. Quan." "On the east side..." "That's... your part of the city." "Gabriel Cash... has cost me more than 60 million dollars, that includes guns, and drugs and... various other enterprises." "On the west side..." "Mr. Lopez..." "Ray Tango... has cost me even more." "Two little mice..." "and so much damage." "But... if we kill them, we risk all-out war with the police." "They're heroes already." "Why... make martyrs out of them?" "Instead of death... we... have a game." "A game that only we can win." "Within... two weeks..." "I will be taking delivery of the largest shipment of ammunitions and weapons that we... have ever handled." "Within that time..." "Tango... and Cash... will be safely tucked away... behind... bars." "Aren't they beautiful?" "What are you doin' here?" "You almost got yourself killed, pal." "Oh, really?" "I'd say it's the other way around." "Oh, I don't know what you're talking about." "I pull this trigger, your throat's hanging off that wall behind you." "Really?" "You pull that trigger, I'm gonna blow you in half." "You got the vision?" "Ooh, you're fucking deluding, pal." "You never had a chance to hit me with that gun." "No, not with this one." "This one." "You know me, huh?" "Yeah." "I hear you're the second-best cop in L.A." "That's funny." "I heard the same thing about you." " I want you to stay off my case." " What makes it your case?" "I've been on it for three months and it's my case." "I guess that says how stupid you are, cause I've been on it for, hm, about half an hour now and here I am all caught up with you." " Stay off my case." " Nice tie." "All right, it's your bust." "How do you wanna do this?" " I'm goin' in first." "You cover me on three." " Okay." "One." " Two." " Three." "Freak!" "What's the score, babe?" "My turn." "Don't move!" "Don't move your hands." "O-ho, man, I don't think his hands are going anywhere." "Wanna do the honors?" "He's wired." "No, no, no." "This is all wrong!" "You know?" "You ought to be a cop." "Did you expect this?" "No, I didn't this, and I didn't expect you, either, to tell you the truth." "Why the hell is he wired?" "I don't know, but you're gonna play hell getting anything out of him." "You know?" "You're right." "This is your show and I'm gone." "Ciao, babe." "Drop your weapons!" " Freeze!" " Easy, we're cops!" "Wait a minute!" "Hold on." "Hey, we're on the same team!" "Will you just read this, goddamn it!" "I'm gonna blow both your fucking brains out!" " No problem." " I'm convinced." "The man's hysterical." " I'd like a receipt for that." " Yeah, me too." "We can talk about this." "Christ, that's my gun." " What's your gun doing here?" " Hey, that's my gun, I put it in my locker." "It's not your gun now!" "It's evidence." " What you do?" "Why's your gun here?" " I think they stole it from my locker." " You wanna tell me what you did?" " What?" "Gentlemen, I don't know this man." "I didn't come with this man." "And with your permission, I'll be leaving this man." "Ciao." "Get back." "You may not have arrived with 'im, but you're leaving with 'im, Jack." " You're making a mistake." " You're going down for this." "Get these bastards outta here!" "Now!" " You're bad karma." " I hope you got a good lawyer." "Perret says use this tape here." " Is it true Tango shot a federal officer?" " No comment." " Was detective Cash there too?" " No comment." "What do they have?" "They got a .380" "with Cash's fingerprints on it." "They think it's the murder weapon." "And they got it down at Ballistics checking it." "They were found at the scene of the crime and nobody else was seen coming or going." " What else?" " Sir, tape's ready." "What tape?" " Show us the money, we're in a hurry." " The money's in the suitcase." " Open it." " It's all there." " Count it if you want to." " We want to." "Okay, where is the stuff?" "Right here." "Best high for the buy." "Direct from the department lockup." " Hey, you know, I like dealing with cops." " Why's that?" "It restores my low opinion of human nature." "Oh, really?" "In that case, you're gonna love this." "Lieutenants Ray Tango and Gabriel Cash two of the department's most highly decorated officers, go on trial today for the slaying of a federal undercover agent during a drug-sting operation." "Officers Tango and Cash insist that they are the victims of an elaborate setup, possibly a retaliation by criminal figures aimed at taking the two top cops out of action." "Expert witnesses are scheduled to lead off the prosecution's case." "Mr. Skinner, you've listened to the tapes." "And if you had to make a judgment regarding its authenticity...?" "I'd say there's no reason for me to believe that it isn't genuine." "And what type of procedure did you use to test this tape?" "I took samples of the suspects' voices and compared them with the voices on the tape using an oscilloscope." "The match was identical." "When this is over, remind me to rip Jumbo there's tongue out." "The witness may step down." "With a tow truck." "When I entered the premises, I saw the two suspects, the guns, the money, the drugs, the dead body." "That's what I saw." "When these two guys show up," "I figure the whole thing's gone sour." "So, I'm gonna go in and clear everything up... when they kill 'im." "When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit." "I'll bring the chain saw." "I'll bring the beer." "Detective Cash assaulted me." "He put a chair on my chest and sat on it." "I couldn't find a piano." "Aw, the son of a bitch can speak English!" "I'm telling you the squarecrow can talk!" " Squarecrow?" " What would you call it?" "As the defense attorneys for Tango and Cash left the courtroom, their mood can only be described as grim." "They clearly face an uphill battle, if not an impossible one." "Ray, somebody set you up good." "I feel we should cop a plea." "You can guarantee me minimum security?" "Absolutely." "There's no question about it." "That'll be the deal." "Is Cash's attorney giving him the same advice?" "If he's smart, he is." "I wanna talk to Cash." "I'm gonna make a statement for the court, Ray." "I'd like to get to work on it." "Why do you wanna see me?" "Now, first of all, I wanna say I'm really not that fond of your kind." "Oh, really, what kind is that?" "Huh?" "You're a glory hound and... a hot dog." "That stings." "You let me know when the critique is over." "It's over." " My lawyer wants me to cop a plea." " Yeah, mine too." "Eighteen months." "Lompoc Federal Country Club." "I think you'll love it." "I understand they open the gym at 5 a.m. You can start pumping early." " Who do you think set us up?" " I don't know." "I got a lot of admirers." "How 'bout you?" "I got a few." "Look, if we cop a plea, we cop it together." "I think what you're saying there is your lawyer wanted you" " to consider making a deal..." " Mm-hm." "... but you didn't wanna leave this glory hound hot dog holding the bag." "Sound about right, Ray?" " About." " Very generous guy." " I'll make the statement." " I'll make the statement." " No way." " What do you mean?" "Why not?" " You'll screw it up." " When's your birthday?" " What difference does it make?" " When were you born?" " Why?" " Day and month." "Not that tought, right?" " You wanna do my horoscope?" " You know, don't give me the year." "You have to embarrass yourself." "When were you born?" " May." " February." "Ha-ha-ha!" "I got seniority." "I'll make the statement." "August 16." "I read your records, Cash." "Isn't that the date you were hatched?" "August 16th ring a bell?" "I got seniority." "Heh-heh-heh!" "All rise." "The court is now in session." "The Honorable Judge McCormack presiding." "Be seated." "Your Honor." "The defendants wish to change their plea." "Order!" "Very well, counselor." "What is the plea?" "Your Honor, may I approach the bench, please?" "Proceed, Mr. Tango." "It's okay." "Your Honor, I've been a policeman for 12 years." "And I think it's the best organization in the country." "At times, I've been accused of being too aggressive in taking criminals off the street." "Well, if that's a sin, then I guess I'm guilty." "All the cops I've worked with are good cops." "You are." "Doing a tough job." "And I only hope that the outcome of this trial is such... that the whole department is not judged by what has transpired here." "Thank you." "Ray." "Ray, will you let me handle this?" "Not bad." "Do you have anything to add, Mr. Cash?" " Yeah." " No!" " Oh, yeah." " No." " Yeah." " No." "Mr. Tango has, uh, spoken very eloquently." "And I wish I could be as forgiving." "But I can't, because... this whole thing... fucking sucks!" "I mean, this is the biggest pile of shit!" " Your Honor!" " Order!" "That's right!" "Yeah!" "Order!" "Your Honor!" "Be seated, Mr. Cash." "Your Honor, the defendants wish to plead no contest to a charge of voluntary manslaughter." "I take it this is part of an agreement?" "Yes, your Honor." "The state will recommend a sentence of... not more than 18 months in a minimum-security facility." "Mr. Cash, Mr. Tango, do you understand the plea which you have entered and do you do so of your own free will?" " Yes, sir." " Yes, sir." "Very well, then, this agreement is acceptable to the court." "The court directs the defense and the state to deliver the proper documentation." "Court's adjourned." "Now that Tango and Cash are behind bars... you don't have to be afraid anymore." "What's the matter, gentlemen?" "You don't share my enthusiasm." "Oh, Mr. Perret, I am sorry, but I cannot appreciate these games you keep playing." "Forgive me for asking, Mr. Perret, but, uh, what happens in 18 months when they get out?" "Use your imagination." "What makes you think they'll ever get out again?" "Now, go on take care o' your business." "I got a feeling this is gonna be a great year." "These bozos ever hear of shock absorbers?" " Well, I guess we're here." " Welcome to Club Fed." "You told me this was a vacation." "End of the line." "Get out." "You, this way!" "So, what do you got to say now, genius?" "I don't think there's a golf course here." "Make yourselves at home sweet home, boys." "This has gotta be a mistake." "What do you think?" "I think my underwear is riding into my throat." "Ow!" "What do you mean they're not there?" "They were on that bus!" "Listen." "I'm already trying to trace 'em." "They were transferred off the bus somewhere down near Victorville." "We gotta find them." "Well, let's see." "Your underwear problem is solved." "I noticed, Cash." "You can stop holding in your stomach." "Oh, come on!" "Somebody bribed that goddamn prison board!" "That's why we're here!" "Prison board is as crooked as everybody else in this deal." "Oh, man." "I'll tell you one thing." "Whoever set us up is really fucking connected." "Who do you think it is, huh?" "Quan?" "Thanks." "No!" "No, wait!" "I got it!" "It's Lopez!" "It's Lopez!" "Follow me through." "Lopez has a guy pretend to try and kill me." "Okay?" "And then he claims that Quan put him up to it." "That Chinese guy feeds me that bogus information about the setup." "That way Lopez figures, no matter what happens, I'll think it was Quan." "All the time it's Lopez, and now I know it, right?" "Well, what do you think?" "I think with your IQ, you're unarmed and still very dangerous." "Okay, Sherlock Holmes, if you're so goddamn smart, you tell me who set us up." " I don't know yet." " Yeah!" "You don't know shit!" "What are you doin'?" "What are you doin', what are you doin'?" "Relax." "Soap." "And don't flatter yourself." "Pee Wee." "I don't know you that well." "Don't worry, Cash." "Someday the other one will drop." "Attaboy, tripod!" "You just keep talkin'." "Sure thing, Minnie Mouse!" "By the way..." "I think they're gonna stick us in general population." "Yeah?" "Well, you know they don't put cops in general population." "Never put cops in general population, huh?" "Cash, let me light up your fucking bowels!" "Cash, I'm gonna put brown sugar in your ass!" "Shit, I put half these guys away." "Hey, Tango, I want you to serve like my bitch!" "Cash, I'm gonna kick your fucking ass!" " You know what I hate?" " What?" " Litter." " Goddamn it!" " What?" " Forgot to bring the marshmallows." "I don't think rehabilitation's working here." "Do you?" "Oh, they're just misunderstood, really." "Cops!" "Bring them to me!" "Bring them to me!" "Cops!" "Cops!" "Bring them here!" "Come here!" "I want to talk to you." "Hey, punk." "When I get outta here, I'm gonna tear you a new ass." "You know Captain Dynaball here?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "I loved you in "Conan the Barbarian"." "If you need me, me and my ass will be in the neighborhood." "You fucking pig!" "It's over for you!" "I think you're gonna be very popular here." "Funny, I don't see your fan club, either." "Hey!" "That crapper is mine!" "I see." "And what am I supposed to use?" "I don't give a shit!" "Just don't use that." "Okay, bud." "We're gonna get one thing straight right now." "That is yours!" "Would you mind stopping that?" "Thank you." "I appreciate it." "I'm not afraid o' you." "You see that?" "I killed him." "Congratulations." "He was my best friend." "Crazy people aren't afraid of anybody." "Would you look at that?" "Sugar is up." "I cannot believe this!" "Let's dance, Tango!" "Come on, Cash!" "Take 'im!" "Get the bag on 'im!" "Kill 'im!" "Kill 'im!" "Kill the fucker!" "You're dead meat, Tango!" "Come on, come on!" " They got you?" " What's it look like?" "Oh, yeah, let me guess." "The welcoming committee." "Either that or a surprise party." "Don't make a move." "We'll talk our way out of this." "I don't think they're into small talk." "I'm tellin' you, if we panic, we're history." "Ah, the infamous Cash..." "and Tango." "Dishonored, imprisoned..." "What a shameful fall from glory." "And who are you?" "Just think of me as somebody who... doesn't like you very much." "I think the surprise party is definitely out." "Oh, shit." "That's the guy I followed to the setup." "Don't panic." "Tarty Tango." "You're a pretty boy, aren't you?" "I'm panicking." "How would you like me to change it for you?" " I wouldn't." " How 'bout you?" " Maybe you first." " Don't panic." "I'll cut your bloody throat, yank your tongue out the hole and tie it a lovely Windsor knot for you." "Aye?" " I don't wear ties." "That's him." " Brave boy." "You wanna cut my throat?" "!" "Go ahead!" "Hey, you wanna cut my fucking head off and use it for a fucking basketball?" "!" "You can bowl the motherfucker for all I care!" "Just don't let him do it!" "I don't wanna get killed by this limey immigrant jerk-off!" "I wanna get killed by an American jerk-off!" "You fucking wanker!" "Put it away for now." "Just for now." "Some of your other friends want to say hello first." "What are you doing?" " Buying time." " Time for what?" "I don't know yet." " Oh, shit, it's Conan." " What?" "It's Conan." " We're gonna get FUBAR now." " What the hell's FUBAR?" "You'll see." "Real bad-ass cops!" "You don't look so tough now, do you?" " Do you, you fuck?" "!" " He must mean you." "On the streets this pig and his cop friends broke my ribs, my leg and my jaw." "You broke that jaw?" " He deserved it." " Why did you do that?" " Why?" " Yeah, why?" " I was having a bad day!" " Like now?" "Like now!" "Don't panic!" "Don't panic!" "Rats in a maze, men... in a cage." "Come on, lads." "Place your bets!" "Which bloke survives?" "All right, who's a brave boy here?" "Who fries first?" "Cook, you bastard!" " Tango!" "Got any family?" " Yeah." "You?" "I'm going steady with an alimony check." "That's about it." "First, Mr. Cash." "No, no, don't do it!" "No!" " Cash!" " It's all right, man." "Motherfuck you!" "Son of a bitch!" "Cash!" "Cash!" "Fuck you." "Tango?" "Fry, Tango." "Get them the hell down!" "Off the scaffold!" "Off the scaffold!" "Lock this place down!" "Ah, shit." "Cash, you fight this one." "I'm a little burned out." " You look like hell, Cash." " Matt?" " Matt, it is you, isn't it?" "Say it is." " It is." " Oh, God, am I glad to see you!" " Cash!" " Yeah?" " My arm." " Who's this guy?" " Matt Sokowski." "I'm assistant warden." "He was my C.O. when I started on the force." " You guys are in deep shit." " Ho-ho, shit." " Really?" " Yeah." "Who the hell set you up?" "I don't know, but I think we just met 'im." "You know, if this creep wants us dead so bad, why doesn't he put a bullet in our head and call it a day?" "I mean, what-what the hell's he got to play this game for?" "Maybe he has a boring nightlife." "How'd he get in, man?" "Aw, shit." "Anything can happen behind these walls." "All you need is the cash." "We got some of the best guards money can buy." "You got the bucks, you get what you need." "The whole place is corrupt." "They're gonna put you back in general population, somebody's gonna nail you both." "The way I see it, you got only one choice: escape." " Escape?" " Yeah!" "I'll tell you what." "One way I'll get a spoon and we'll start tunneling outta here and you can help me chew through the bars, okay, Cash?" "Come on, this is bullshit." "What's with your friend?" "Well, he's a little upset." "He misses his wardrobe." "What are you saying, Matt?" "You gotta listen to me, I got a plan." "I got it all worked out." "How do we trust him?" "We've known each other for 15 years." " Mm, we trusted our lawyers too." " Yeah, and we trusted the judge and that got us nowhere." "So I guess, this time, you're gonna have to trust me." "Now, that... is a risky proposition." "Come on, Gabe, I got a present for you." "You're unbelievable." "I do miss my wardrobe." "This is the prison ventilation system." "You get to it from the utility shaft in the yard." "This the main ventilation shaft that leads outside beyond the wall." "I can shut one of these fans down and leave this vent door unlocked." "I'll get you the right work detail and leave everything you need outside the shaft." "What about this way?" "Looks like it's faster." " No, no, no, long way around." " Let's stick to plan A." "Hey, come on, let's get you guys to the infirmary." "Why do you always use plan A?" "Because it's a hell of a lot better than your plan B, which you don't even have." "Not yet, Cash, but I will." "Mm..." "My partner in pain." "I only got a minute." "Sokowski got us trash detail." "Let's go." " Whoopee!" "Race you to the dumpster." " All right, it's set up for right now." "Come on." "Negative." " What?" " I'm not going." "I changed my mind." "Did that nose spray of last night give you a brain meltdown?" "I don' know about you, but I have a slight aversion to getting FUBAR." " What's FUBAR?" " "Fucked up beyond all recognition."" "What is your problem?" "I'm not waltzing into anybody's trap." "I don't trust Sokowski!" "Sokowski's a cop, for chrissake!" "What's this?" "This is my fiancée, Slinky." "Up, Slinky." " Let's see how business is." " Seriously... you are one major mistrustful, maladjusted human fucking being!" " You know that?" " Well, I love you too." " Ray, I'm not coming back for you." " You're making a big mistake." "You don't have to." "I hope you make it on the outside, Cash." "Let's go, you're late!" "I hope you and Cousin It here... are very happy together... and raise a beautiful litter." " Ciao." " Ciao." "Where've you been, asshole?" "You're a half hour late." "Doing my best, boss." "Matt!" "Ohh!" "There he is!" "Come on, let's go!" "Hurry!" "Out of my way!" "Open the door!" " What are you doin' here?" " I got lonely." "I can't hold it all day!" "Come on!" "Shit!" "Come on, Cash!" "This way!" "Come on!" "Move it, move it, move it!" "Your friend Matt waltzed you right into a trap!" " How could you be so stupid?" " Matt's dead." "They cut his throat ear to ear." "Know what I mean?" "Ponytail!" " Yeah." "This is the way." " Okay." "You're gonna like this." "It's the best ride in the park." "Come on, this way!" " Hey, do you know where you're going?" " Absolutely." "Sure you know where you're going?" "I know exactly where I'm goin'!" "Then get your ass out of my face and get there!" "Come on!" " Is this the only way?" " No." "We can go back." "Let's go!" "This way!" " Sure this is the way?" " It's exactly the way!" "Let's go!" "Sector 4!" " Tango!" " What?" " Don't touch those wires." " Thanks." " Know what?" " What?" "I'm getting real tired of electricity." "Nag, nag, nag!" " Now what?" " Okay, no problem." "We jump to those wires, slide down to the other side and we're home free." " That's your plan?" " Yeah." "We're gonna fry." "You don't know anything about electricity, do you?" "No." "As long as you're only touching one wire and you're not touching the ground, you don't get electrocuted." " Right?" " I don't know." "I don't either." "I know I owe you from back there." " Uh-huh." " So you can go first." " Uh-uh." "And you still owe me." " I knew you'd say that." "If I don't make this, are you even gonna try it?" "Depends how close you get." "What's the matter, Tango?" "Come on, dog!" "Come on, dog!" "Heel!" "Come on, puppy!" "You want more?" "Move it, move it!" "Come on, Tango." "Come on, doggy!" "Speak, doggy!" "Speak!" "Tango!" "That was fun." "Jesus Christ!" "What did you do, stop for coffee and a Danish?" "I hate Danish." " Come on, we gotta get outta here." " All right." "Nice doin' time with you." "Yeah, I'll never forget that time in the shower." "Cash, listen." "If it gets too hot for you in the streets, go to a club named Cleopatra's." "Ask for a girl named Catherine." " She'll know where to find me, okay?" " Got it." "Hey, Ray!" "I really do owe you one." "Quan and Lopez on line one." "Put them on." "Gentlemen, I've already heard about the escape." "Mr. Perret... this is most disturbing." "We are being threatened by two maniacs." "I think we must take some action." "There you go thinking again." "That's gonna be the cause of your downfall." "Try... try to control your fear." "These men are convicted killers and fugitives." "They won't last long on the outside." "Mr. Perret, we cannot rely on the police to take care of this matter." "I insist..." "Don't insist!" "Insistent people make me angry." "Everything is under control." "Cover your tracks." "Oh, you're beautiful." "Ooh, gee." "Hope they're all right." "Attention in the lab." "Commencing live fire test." "Owen." "Hey, Gabe, I knew you'd come here." "How'd you get out?" "Oh, it's a long story." "Listen, you got something I can change into?" "Sure, sure." "Nice to see we have the same taste in clothes." "Hey, Gabe, do you need a special weapon?" "I need a gun, a big gun." "Oh." "Are those big enough for you?" "Yeah, perfect." "I always knew we shared the same taste in weaponry." "Gabe, check out the pooch." "A new invention in senior-citizen home protection." "Well..." " Well, you know, the gun boots are great." " Pefrect." "See you, buddy." "Knock, knock." "Yuck!" "From the look of your diet, it's obvious you're not too interested in counting calories." "Could it be that you're just too busy counting the money they paid you to set us up?" "I didn't set you up." "I had nothing to do with it." "Oh, you think I'm judging you unfairly?" "Hell, yes!" "I had nothing to do with it!" "Nothing... to do..." "Wyler, can we be frank?" "You're looking terribly anemic." "I think what you need is a little... iron in your diet." "Now, I know you switched those weapons and I know you planted the murder weapon at the scene, didn't you?" " They paid me." " Who paid you?" " I don't know." " Come on, you FBI guys are real brainy." " Think, think, think!" " It's an Englishman with red hair." "Yeah, and a ponytail." ""You're going down for this." Remember those lyrics?" "You sang it to me loud and clear." "But you're going down." "It doesn't matter." "They want me dead." "My life isn't worth shit." "That's true." "But I need you anyway." "Just take me in!" "I'll tell 'em what I know!" "We can help each other." "I hope you got paid real well for this, Wyler." "You wanna split it?" "Wyler!" "Wyler!" "Who are you?" "What are you doing here?" "Who the hell do you think you are?" "Excuse me!" "Hey!" "Who hired you to do the tape, Skinner?" "Lucky for me this place is soundproof." "That way nobody gets to hear me beating the truth out of you." "Hey, I see you got all my greatest hits." "And Tango's." "You just put together a little nice compilation, didn't you?" "I had no choice." "He told me he'd kill me." " Who?" " He didn't tell me his name." "I swear to God!" "How fortunate they asked you to authenticate your own work, huh?" "I am the foremost expert." "Aw, you won't be the foremost expert for long if you keep using junky equipment like this." "What do you mean?" "It's state-of-the-art equipment." "What do you wanna know?" "!" " How were you contacted?" " Contacted by phone." "I never saw the guy." " How'd you get 'im the tape?" " I mailed it." " Where to?" " I don't remember the address." "But I recorded the conversation." " Happy to play it for you." " There you go!" "Put me to the captain Schroeder, please." "No, he's got to be there." "Would you check, please?" "All right." "Just tell him his favorite stockbroker is back in town." "He'll know." " Five-buck cover charge, pal." " Sure." " Is Catherine working tonight?" " Who?" " Catherine." " Don't know any Catherine." "Hey, buddy." "Is Catherine here tonight?" "We have a hundred Catherines here." "Hey!" "Joe!" "Sticks!" " Where's my beer?" " I'm sorry." "He distracted me." "Okay, okay, I'll be right out." " I've been waiting 15 minutes for this beer." " I'm sorry." "Comin' right up." "I forgot." "I'm sorry." "Look." "Uh, tell you what." "This one's on me, all right?" "I'm really sorry." "Harper, cover that exit." "Come with me." "What do you think you're doing?" "Hold it." " Hey, Kiki, nice work." " Wait a minute." " I..." " I'm Catherine." "There's only one person that calls me that." "Ray Tango said... you could help me find 'im." "I haven't seen Ray in a while." "Look, there's a full-blown police convention goin' out there." "And there's no place else I'd rather be, but is there some place else we can talk?" "Is he all right?" "He won't be if I don't get outta here." " Go out the back, through the alley." " No good, they'll have it covered." " Any other ideas?" " Hey, Elvis!" "What size do you wear?" "Hold it." "Let's have a look." "Something wrong?" "Hey, Lynn, let's go!" "Hey, uh, red." "Aerobics instructor, huh?" " Kiki?" " Hey, bud, get your hands off my property." "Any, uh, chance of a three-way?" "Dykes on bikes, eh, cap?" "So then... you knew who I was all along, didn't you?" "I figured it out." "You and Ray've been getting a lot of press lately." "Yeah, I bet." "Yeah, we were set up good." "I know." "Ray couldn't have possibly done all those things he was accused of." "You I'm not so sure about." "Ow." "Oh, God, how did this happen?" "Well, sliding off a high-tension wire into a pine tree at 40 miles an hour tends to slip a disk or two." "Well, let's see if we can slip it back in." " How's that feel?" " Are you kidding?" "Six or seven more hours of this and I'll be on the road to recovery." "So... what's the story with you and Ray?" "What do you mean?" "Oh, you know." "Do you love 'im?" "Hate 'im?" "None of the above?" "I love 'im." "You do?" "Course I do." "He loves me too." "I just think he has a funny way of showing it." "You guys see a lot of each other?" "He comes and goes as he pleases." "That's a little insensitive." " But I live my own life." " Good for you." "Lower." " Kiki?" " Yeah?" " Lower?" " Yeah." "Harder." "I'll just move it around real slow." " Don't stop." " No, don't worry, I can do this all night." "God, prove it." "Oh, faster." "More?" " Deeper." " Oh, my God, Gabe!" " I can feel it going in!" " Oh!" "Harder!" " Oh, it's almost in!" " God!" "It's all the way in!" "Heads up, sleazebag!" "Ray?" " Captain?" " This the way you screen all your guests?" "I'm sorry, captain." "Freeze!" "Drop the duck!" "Tango?" "Real great police work!" "Way to go, Cash!" "Way to stay on top of it!" " What the hell were you doing?" " Nice to see you too, Ray." "Way to go!" "You almost nailed your captain." "Yeah?" "Well, at least I saw 'im!" "What the hell were you doin' in there?" "Hey, I saw 'im." "I was just getting ready to make my move." " By the way, your girlfriend..." " My sister!" " My what?" " Your what?" " My sister." " She's your s...?" "Are you...?" "That's great!" "I-I don't mean that." "Look, I know it had to look bad." "I never deliberately punched out anyone in my life." "I'm very proud of that fact." "You, I'm gonna hammer right to the goddamn lawn." " Oh, really?" " Ray, who do you think you are?" "Don't you know how to use a doorbell?" "You know, you just stick out your finger and push." "Excuse me." "Isn't this 125 Orange Grove Street?" "Yeah, it is." "This is my place." "I live here." "I do have some rights under my own place, don't I?" "No, Catherine." "It's my roof, my house, and I let you dwell here." "I pay you rent!" " Yeah, you're two weeks late." " Well, if you would check your mail..." "Well, in Tango's defense, he has been in prison." "Excuse me, I think my pantyhose are riding into the unknown." "Way up in the unknown." "Just answer me one thing, seriously." "What the hell were you doing on the couch there with Queen-for-a-Day?" "It's none o' your business." "Catherine..." "Can you believe it?" "She got the brains and the looks." " How do you figure it?" " I don't." " Smoke?" " No." "To protect against guys like him!" "All right." "All right, that's it!" "You're not gonna run us in, are you?" "No, but I can only keep the department off your backs for another 24 hours." "The feds are on the case!" "I suggest you slip into something a little more Butch." "You get rid of Daffy Duck there and try to clear your names." "Already started." "What do you got?" "This is the tape that's gonna clear our names." "Compliments far proud Jumbo the forger." "Skinner?" " Yeah." "So, what have you got?" " About quarter to four." "Look, start with this." "We ID'd that creep you saw down there at the warehouse." " Ponytail?" " Yeah." "Name's Requin." "Look 'im up." "Address is right there." "You guys got 24 hours to find the guy who set you up." " When's the clock start?" " Five minutes ago." "Catherine." "Honestly... what were you doin' on the couch with the Elephant Man?" "Please." "Come in the house." "Change your clothes." "You're gonna make a very ugly bride someday." "My, is that a proposal?" " Blue one's nice." " Blue it is." "Sorry about my behavior tonight." "I just want you to be okay, that's all." "I'm okay." "I can't believe all that's happened to you." "How did you get out of prison?" "Cash." "He had a friend on the inside." "I didn't wanna come here, but I really had no other place to go." "Ray, you're my brother." "Where else are you supposed to go?" " North Pole would be nice." " Seriously, what are you gonna do?" "From what Gabe said, maybe you'd be better off turning yourself in." " Talking to the press." " No." " So, how's the career goin' at the club?" " That's great!" "You're being hunted by some sadistic mystery man and you're worried about my dancing?" "No, I'm not worried about anything." "I'm just... wonderin' if you need a little extra cash," "I could buy you a bond or something like that." "It's a seven-and-a-quarter yield, Catherine." "Big money." " You help me out more than you need to." " No, I don't." "No, I don't." "I spend so much time with my career, I hardly get a chance to see you anymore." "Ray, you have nothing to feel guilty about." "I love you." "Put it there." "Push 'em back, push 'em back, way back!" "I gotta go." "I don't wanna put you in jeopardy." "What are you talking about?" "Oh, I'm talking about all that filth and scum I have to deal with out there." " Well, here I am!" " See what I mean?" "Clock's running, Ray." "Let's go." "See you later." " You, uh, mind if I have a word with Kiki?" " No." "I just wanted to say that I was having a wonderful time until Captain Fantastic here leaped the couch and smashed through your door." "Anyway, uh, you know, actually this stuff gets straightened out," "I think maybe we could..." "get together again?" "Yeah." "Yeah, that'd be nice." "Great." "I just thought we could go down to the ballpark..." "Can I talk to you?" "Cash, I really don't think my sister is your type." "Easy, mate." "Come on." "Been expecting you." "Shame, shame." "Don't you know ponytails are out this season?" "How you doing, Cash?" "Oh, things are just gettin' better by the second." " There's a party on the roof." " Can I invite Mr. Potato Head here?" "Sure." "Wouldn't be a party without Potato Head." " No!" " Plan A." "Party's really fun!" "Thanks." "How 'bout it, Requin?" "Hell of a view, huh?" "Come on, you meat puppet!" "Who pulls your strings?" "Piss off!" "Bollocks to plan A!" "I like this." "The view's great up here!" " What'd he say?" " Plan A's a loser." "Hold on." "Gimme a name, death breath, or you're goin' back to fucking England in a fucking baggie!" "Up yours, asshole!" "You ain't worth a toss." "Go on, drop me." "Do it!" "Plan A is definitely a loser." " Big time." "Let's go to plan B." " You got a plan B?" "Hiroshima." "Ring a bell?" "This is plan B?" "Can I talk to you for a minute?" "Not now, I'm busy." "Just... just a second." "Please." "Seriously, I mean, you're getting a little radical, aren't you?" "What's radical?" "Blowing a man's head off with a fucking hand grenade" " is a touch much, don't you think?" " You got your way, I got mine." "You know, I'm kinda glad you didn't wanna talk, Requin." "Let me just shoot him in the goddamn leg." "He'll talk." "I don't want the leg, I want the whole package!" "Maybe he doesn't know anything, okay?" " I don't really care!" " What do you mean you don't care?" "What the fuck is this?" "You're a cop!" "Look, I was a cop!" "But because of this dirtbag and his friends, we're on the run!" "No." "It's payback!" "That's enough!" "I mean it!" " Is it?" " Oh, man, I heard about you." " Did you?" " I heard you were at fucking Section 8." "I didn't believe all that weird sadistic bullshit I heard you pulled, but you are, man." "You're for real!" "If you don't wanna get sticky, get back..." "Jack." "You got it, sicko." "You blew it big time, pal." "This asshole's outta control and I can't stop 'im." "But I'm not going down for this, Tango." "I mean it." " You're on your own." "I'm outta here!" " Don't forget to write!" "You want my vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, asshole?" "You got it!" "You really do look like shit in a ponytail." "No." "I'm sorry." "Bye-bye, birdy." "Bye, baby!" "I don't wanna hear it." "Perret!" "The geezer you want, Perret." "Yves Perret!" " Who the hell is Perret?" " The bloke with me in prison." "He's the gov'ner." "Yeah?" "Where's he now?" "Where's the gov'ner?" " The desert." "Ryko Aifrield." " Think he's telling the truth?" "I don't know." "But it's not rainin' and he's standing in a puddle." "Disgusting." "You know, Potato Head, you just fell for the oldest routine in the book." "Bad cop  worse cop!" " Did you sleep with my sister?" " I don't believe you!" " Did you bump uglies with my sister?" " " Did bump uglies."" "Did you?" "I was so drunk, I honestly..." "I don't remember, okay?" "Come on, worse cop, we're late." "My little contribution to birth control." "Bloody hell!" "Bloody dud." " Cash!" "What about my sister?" " You know, it's a free country, Tango." " And what's that mean?" " People are free to do what they want." " So?" " So your sister is very, very free." "I'm going to kill you." "Okay, Owen, let's have it." " Oh, my..." " God!" "Double-armored, bulletproof glazing all around." "120-mm cannon on the driver's side." "Transfer case has torque splitting." "It'll see 60 in five and a half seconds and pull high-tens in the quarter." "What is that?" "That is an RV from hell." "Care to join me?" " Huh?" "What do you think?" " I'm impressed." " Are you very impressed?" " I am very impressed." "You mean, this guy got some gray matter, or what?" "Owen, gone!" "Home run!" "This thing will go through a brick wall." " We are in business." " Oh, yeah, we're in business." "Ha-ha, we are in business." "Do you know what kind of firepower we're talkin' about here?" "This is a violent work of art!" "Who holds the pink slip?" "Satan?" "Why don't you take a look inside?" "Isn't this the same guy that invented your exploding bazooka boots?" "Hey, Owen has milliseconds of genius, believe me." "What's this one do?" "Ultra-booster." "It's nitrous oxide." "Uh-huh." "And what's that mean?" "What's the difference?" "We'll take it." "No, you can't take that." "It's one of a kind, that's a prototype." "Owen, trust us." "We won't put a scratch on it." " Owen, we're fully insured." " Fully insured?" "Now, listen." "Do me a favor." "Run this guy Perret through your computer, see what you can come up with, okay?" "Okay." "I'll see what I can dig up on 'im." " Cash?" " Yeah?" "Owen's not family, is he?" "Maybe." "Ryko Airfield was abandoned by the Air Force 10 years ago." "It's in private hands now." "There's been a lot of construction out there, but look for a main building about a mile in from the perimeter." "Thanks, Owen." "Looks quiet." "This is insane, you know." "Very insane." "You get the feeling things are about to get bloody?" "They could." "Look, Cash, if one of us..." "doesn't make it back," "I just want you to know that... you're the best cop I ever worked with." "There's something I want you to know, Ray." "If... oh, if you don't make it back and I do..." "I am gonna date your sister." "Look, Cash, I got nothing against you." "You know that." "But I just don't want Catherine getting that 2-in-the-morning phone call... saying something's happened to you." "If she has to live with that, it would kill me." "Well, nothing's gonna happen to me." "I'm charmed." "All right, I'll tell you what." "I'll stay away... until you give me your blessing." "Fair enough?" " In that case... never." " Thought so." "Let's go to work." "Something's coming over the computer." "It's Owen with that information on Perret." "We're at the location." "Yeah, we're comin' up on a very serious-looking gate here, Owen." " Is this place fortified?" " I don't know for sure, Cash." "Better use extreme caution." " Cash?" " Yeah?" "Listen to the man." "Yes, mommy." "Oh, my God!" " Subtle!" "Real subtle!" " We're in!" "Get the hell outta here!" "Come on." "Where the hell are we?" "It looks like a goddamn pit!" "Come on!" "Cash, watch your right!" "Your left!" " I'm gonna go for it!" " Cash, no!" " Yes!" " No!" "Yes!" "Subtle!" "Real subtle!" "Where the hell did you learn to drive?" "Stevie Wonder." " We're on fire!" " Yeah, we're cooking now!" " It's a dead end!" " We're in a goddamn maze!" " We're blocked in!" " This son of a bitch is playin' with us!" "Oh, shit!" "Come on!" "Get the sons of bitches!" "I got some good news and bad news." " Which one do you want first?" " The bad." "We're almost outta gas." " The good?" " We're almost outta gas." "What's this guy own, a used-car lot?" "Come on!" "Bring them in!" "All right!" "That's it!" "That's gotta be the last of 'em!" "All right!" "Home team!" " Behind you!" " What the hell is that?" "Not the Welcome Wagon!" " We gotta bail!" " What was that noise?" "Don't worry, Owen." "A few speed bumps!" " Come on, let's get the hell outta here!" " Tango, I need a gun!" "You guys aren't holding' out on me, are you?" "Here." "Oh, wait a minute." "Why is yours bigger than mine?" "Genetics, Pee Wee." "Why aren't you guys talkin' to me anymore?" "Come on, say somethin'." "Perret's gotta be in there." "Must be." "It's the only building left standing." "Any chance he might surrender?" "Not likely." "Remember... use extreme caution." "Ciao." " Nice collection." " Yeah, toys for tots." "Okay." "No more owes-es." "We're even." "How do you figure?" "Ugh, I just saved your life." "That's how I figure." "Why don't we discuss it later, huh?" " Let them come, Mr. Perret." " We are ready." "Bombs for tots." "Facility destruct sequence is now..." " Cash!" " ... engaged." "Either this clock works backwards or somebody activated a bomb." "Yeah, wonder who." " All right." "How do we stop it?" " We don't." "Let's get Perret." "Hey." "Get me a toy too." "Tango, we only got 11 minutes." "Raiders scored three touchdowns in 11 minutes." "Yeah, but they had three time-outs." "Clip." "Look out!" " You okay, Cash?" " Yeah, clean exit." " You're lucky." " I've been shot plenty of times." "I never felt lucky about it." "Stop complaining'." " Right side." " Got it." " This guy has a hell of a hobby!" " Looks like we got our own TV show." "What do you think?" "I think we better get the hell outta here." "Not yet, lads." "Game's just startin'." "Over here." "Let her go!" "All right, Requin." "You want me?" "You got me." "I got you both now, don't I?" "Two for the price o' one." "The pretty boy's tryin' to get the drop on me." "Now, drop your fucking gun or I'll drop sister here!" "Drop your gun, Cash." " I can take 'im." " Cash!" "Drop your goddamn gun!" "I drop it... and we're both dead and you know it." "No, if you don't drop it, we all go up." "Recognize plan B?" "She fancies me." "She might even lose her head over me." "Know what I mean?" "You don't know me mate here." "But he's been lookin' forward to kickin' your fuckin' brains in." "Ain't you, Sonny?" "Well, pretty boy," "I'd like you to watch me... pleasure your sister slow and easy." "But I only got a few minutes to carve you up!" "We never talked about plan C, asshole." "You think it's a dud?" " FUBAR." "Big time." " We gotta find Catherine." "When the Great Scorer comes to write against your name, he'll mark... not that you won or lost, but how you played the game." "What bullshit!" " Shit!" " This game has cost me a lot." " I'll blow this maniac into the ozone." " You just gotta know which one he is." "I do." "I leave you with this thought, gentlemen." " Great." "All you need now is a gun." " Got it." "So do I." "All right, Tango, let's take 'im alive." " Kneecaps on three." " Call it." "One..." "Two!" " My sights are off." " Mine too." "Cash, get the door!" "Hurry up!" "Catherine!" " She all right?" " Yeah, she's coming to." " How'd you know who to shoot?" " You saw the ring, right?" " No, the monogram." " Monogram?" "Yeah." "It was reversed in the mirrors." " What about the ring?" " It was on the wrong hand of the man." "Are we clever or what?" "Come on, let's blow this place." "Yeah, we gotta run." "Come on, Catherine." "20 seconds, Cash." "It looks like there's a lot of new pollution in the sky tonight and they call it Perret." "Kiki, are you okay?" "Oh, yeah, I'm okay." "I'm just worried about you." "Thanks." "I'm probably gonna lose my arm on account of saving him." "Catherine, come on, it's a scratch." "Cash, you got sloppy and you stumbled." "Sloppy?" "Tango, I took that hit for you!" "You know, I can't believe, after all I've done for you, you're still ungrateful." " Done for me?" " Yeah." "Guys, this is no time to argue." "Catherine, he just can't accept that he's the number two cop." "And I'll admit, it's just very hard for him to handle." "Yeah, dream on, boy." "Look, you got your version, I got the truth." "Why don't you just admit it, that you guys work well together?" "Oh-ho, yeah..." "Well, no matter what you say, Ray..." "I've at least earned the right..." "to date your sister." " Over my dead body." " Deal?"