"Please turn the lights on in your room and don't get too close to the TV when watching the show." "please pretend it's Christmas while watching this episode.]" "[Then please pretend it's New Year's Eve while watching the next episode.]" "["People Who Say that Santa Doesn't Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him"]" "Why do I have to come all the way over here on such a cold night?" "[Note:" "Nikuman = steamed meat bun." "And anman = bean-paste bun.]" "And it's so frustrating having to visit so many stores just to find Nikuman." "I should've bought some Anman for myself." "I don't even like Nikum... they're all messed up." "it's all messed up." "How could you do this to me?" "!" "This is all your fault!" "You wrecked my sleigh!" "Now I can't do anything this year!" "And it's all thanks to you!" "you old fart!" "We agreed that you'd get off the sleigh whenever we went downhill!" "I wasn't pulling the sleigh;" "I was being chased by it!" "It bashed up my Achilles heels!" "I'm all bloody!" "Then why didn't you run faster?" "!" "Are you a reindeer or a turtle?" "!" "Your dad was awesome!" "even when we were on hills." "He was a real reindeer! you know!" "I rarely even had to use the whip on him." "he hated your guts." "His beard is actually brown"!" "Bastard!" "Not so loud!" "I'll get in trouble if anyone finds out I dye my beard white for Christmas!" "You're the one broadcasting it!" "hey!" "Settle down." "What are you guys doing?" "Shut up!" "Ow!" "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "you two." "It's the middle of the night." "People are trying to sleep." "but... you beat us up... let's have a drink." "who are you?" "Sake helps facilitate communication between people." "It's kind of like a social lubricant." "but I could be wrong." "[Note:" "Oden = ingredients in soup] heat up three bottles of sake and some oden." "Give whiskers here the check." "sir." "a cat?" "!" "Here you go." "I ought to shave them off." "So tell me why you two were arguing." "Who are you guys anyway?" "Are you deliverymen or something?" "Well..." "It's obvious who we are. but we drive a sleigh and make children's dreams come true." "Like a benevolent thief?" "yeah sort of..." "And my name starts with "Sa." "Sa"?" "Satan?" "Close!" "But it has a far better meaning!" "but I think I have the answer." "You know what I mean..." "The hint is hanging between his legs." "What?" "!" "What kind of hint is that?" "What kind of answer is that?" "just a pun of "San"]" "It doesn't matter if it's Sankon or Santa." "That's it!" "One of those was the right answer." "right?" "Right... but not quite the way you described it... but I think I have the answer." "They ride around in a sleigh and expose their private parts to people." "but you have a filthy mind!" "Presents!" "Presents!" "I ride in a sleigh and deliver presents to good children." "That's my job." "so..." "Can't you do your job without a sleigh?" "the reindeer and the red outfit are my trademarks!" "It would shatter people's perception of me if I didn't have them!" "I'm an icon!" "Reindeer?" "He looks like a monster." "but it seems like you're in a fix." "Do you need help?" "Here's my card." "I do anything for my clients." "We're "Odd Jobs." "for a price." "What?" "!" "What can you do?" "Can you get us a sleigh right now?" "No problem." "Hop in." "We can't get on that!" "Its previous occupant is still in it!" "Huh?" "You can see him?" "He's just "Cardboard" O-san." "He's an elf that only the pure of heart can see." "too!" "He's glaring right at you!" "We said we needed a sleigh!" "This is a two-wheeled cart." "It's not a two-wheeled cart." "It's my home!" "sorry." "Don't worry about the little details." "two-wheeled cart-same thing." "They even sound almost the same." "It's not a two-wheeled cart." "It's my home sweet home!" "Sorry... right?" "Take the back-to-basics approach." "right?" "What do you know about me?" "!" "I think your gut is the problem." "and be disappointed." "It's supposed to be like that." "I'm an inspiration to all plus-sized people." "too." "It makes you look bigger than you actually are." "Ditch the outfit." "It's ugly." "You'd look better wearing something more chic." "No..." "I said this is one of my three trademarks!" "No!" "I'll just be an old man." "This just isn't right." "you look good and chic." "black makes you look slim and tranquil." "like I should go lock up the house real tight for some reason..." "That's because we look like thieves!" "more like one of those trendy hipster dads. even if he's about to croak." "There's nothing hip about this!" "I look like a grave robber!" "right now!" "Please!" "I want to look cool in red this winter!" "You already look cool!" "You'd look even cooler without my outfit on." "so we should help these people." "it's all over." "We'll be reported." "so why is my heart beating so fast?" "who should we start with?" "I'm not visiting any spoiled kids who asked for something like a Nintendo DS or PlayStation." "[Note:" "Kendama is a wooden toy with a ball on a string." "You try to get the ball to land on a spike on the handle.]" "Let's start with the appreciative kids who only ask for a kendama." "Do you really think you're qualified to make children's dreams come true?" "Kids today don't want simple stuff like that." "Ah..." "I found someone!" "Yuri Tsukishima-chan." "It's hard to find a kid like her these days..." "[A kendama and a sweet mother.]" "A-A mother...is kinda difficult..." "Yuri-chan..." "I wonder if her mom died... don't say that!" "It's against the rules to make two wishes." "She won't get anything that way!" "How about the others?" "Does anybody wish they had something like a kendama?" "Why are you insisting on a kendama?" "I brought lots of kendama toys because I thought it would be all the rage." "But I was wrong." "I was right about last year's Korean star boom in Japan though." "What kind of presents did you give to children during the Korean star boom?" "!" "there might be a kendama boom after all." "[A kendama and wings to fly into the future.]" "too." "Who's next?" "Who wants a kendama?" "Forget about the kendama!" "but kendama this year!" "So we have to find children who want a kendama!" "let's see..." "Here we go!" "[We played kendama all summer together..." "I'll never forget that summer.]" "right?" "How old is this little sicko?" "Damn it!" "We were too loud!" "You're speaking too loud!" "Agh!" "And so am I!" "Let's get out of here!" "Ah..." "Look over there!" "Yuri-chan!" "Yuri-chan wished for a "kendama and a sweet mom." "boy..." "She wrote "a kendama and a sweet mom." "That means she really wants a kendama." "or something... but a kendama..." "You should do it..." "Yuri-chan!" "thieves!" "Um..." "Mom?" "!" "Mom..." "What?" "Please return to your sweet mom self!" "Ben..." "And we didn't even make one child's wish come true yet." "This year was the worst." "Ben." "We can't go home like this." "Let's pick a child whose family is so poor that the only toys they get are from the Dollar Store." "Then we can bask in that one child's joy and go home." "please." "I already said there's no such kid in this age of gluttony." "[Steamed pork bun]" "[Odd Jobs Gin]" "I'm really sorry." "No problem." "you're very lucky to have a child who likes cheap things." "Oh?" "Where is she?" "I feel like I'm finally doing my Santa work." "nothing but a thief." "Hey!" "Oh?" "She's sleeping under the kotatsu." "covered by a quilt.]" "What's this?" "Why are we doing something like Neoki Dokkiri?" "[Note:" "Neoki Dokkiri is an old TV show where the crew visits someone's house and films them waking up.]" "A snot bubble!" "Why are these guys so excited?" "let me do it." "What are you doing?" "What about my steamed pork bun?" "!" "She's dreaming!" "Dreaming!" "Shoot!" "Gotta get out of here..." "The Abyss gate is calling me!" "Let go!" "You let go of me!" "I fell asleep under the kotatsu!" "Steamed pork buns!" "Gin-chan kept his promise to buy me steamed pork buns!" "Yummy!" "["Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away!" "Control Yourself"]" "O-le." "Katoken samba!" "O-le!" "that's enough." "Do you want hot oden all over your face?" "I am bald under this wig..." "Sis." "[Note:" "The "Red and White Song Festival" is an annual singing competition that is broadcast every New Year's Eve.]" "the three of us used to enjoy sitting at the kotatsu." "Gin-san is late." "He went out to buy the JUMP double issue." "I wonder if he had an accident and lost his memory again." "He's probably having double fun with a girl." "Leave him be." "Your baldness caused by stress..." "[Note:" "Chikuwa is fish sausage." "One of the ingredients in Oden.]" "you want hot chikuwa shoved in your nose?" "Eh?" "What?" "It's the JUMP double issue." "JUMP double issue." "Eh?" "JUMP double issue?" "JUMP double issue?" "Good grief." "There's only one left..." "What should we do?" "I've already been to seven or eight convenience stores already." "so they are all sold out." "I've been to ten convenience stores." "I've actually been to 15 stores." "Hiroshi really wants JUMP." "Hiroshi is my son and only 5 years old." "too." "She's sick." "I'm sure she won't." "Hiroshi is also going to die." "Hiroshi is going to die?" "Well..." "I want to make his last moments happy." "Wait a minute." "Wait." "What?" "Does Hiroshi really want JUMP?" "JUMP has really gone downhill recently." "I think this one is better." "[Dirty Girls]" "Well..." "Hiroshi is only five years old." "just for Hiroshi." "Welcome." "wait a minute!" "That's not fair!" "Hiroshi is too young for JUMP." "That one is better for him." "He's too young for this!" "there is no Hiroshi." "Hiroshi doesn't exist!" "Idiot!" "either!" "Stupid!" "Idiot!" "Here's the money!" "You're killing me!" "You ought be ashamed of yourself reading JUMP at your age!" "Do you have a Peter Pan complex?" "!" "No fairy will come for you!" "They curse you behind your back." "Um... you pathetic JUMP fan you?" "!" "Reading JUMP on New Year's Eve!" "Excuse me... but neither of you have enough money." "Money." "Not enough." "Unless you combine your funds." "Your decision." "New Year's Eve is a time to get wild and cut loose." "But we have a duty to defend Edo." "So tonight restrict yourself to one glass." "Just know that I'm proud of you...and of your restraint." "Thank you for all your hard work this year!" "You could use some restraint!" "Cheers!" "They're hopeless..." "Hijikata." "But you behave informal every day." "so you guys have a great time." "[Note:" "Konoyaro means "you bastard".]" "Hijikata Konoyaro?" "What's left of the Viper's gang is still out there." "And a bunch of bombs are still missing from that warehouse." "It's like a pesky snake that still lives even after we cut off its head." "[Snake Killer]" "[Oedo Mart] and I'll loan it to you tomorrow." "too." "Idiot!" "You bastard!" "Let me ask you something." "Which part of JUMP do you read?" "right?" "But I read all the mangas." "I love JUMP more than you do." "What do you know?" "! so I even read the comments of the manga artists at the end." "I even read the lousy editor's comments!" "and send in a survey postcard every week." "That's nothing!" "I look over the advertisements for the suspicious mail-order goods on the back." "sometimes I even buy them." "our issue of JUMP is gonna rip in two." "Damn it!" "Let's take a timeout." "Take your hands off it for now." "I promise I won't take it." "You take your hands off it first." "Then I'll do it." "Be an adult!" "An adult would think about the safety of JUMP!" "it'll be safe." "two and three." "Wait!" "Do we take our hands off at the "t" or the "e" of three?" "At the "e." After the "e." "or right after you say "e"?" "Huh?" "I'm getting confused... let's ask that old lady over there to hold it for us." "I'll bet that old boomerang is your spy." "You paid her to give it right back to you." "I'd have bought the JUMP!" "but could you hold onto this for us?" "Huh?" "but please?" "Hey..." "Are you guys going to take your hands off it?" "you're not going to take your hands off it?" "!" "What are you saying?" "!" "I'm all loose and everything." "You're just squeezing it too hard!" "Hey!" "Take your hands off it!" "Gee!" "You're gonna kill the old lady!" "Take your hands off it!" "Why don't you tell her to let go?" "!" "[Viper Transportation]" "I see..." "The rest of Viper's gang..." "And..." "What's their plan?" "Rumor is they're going to attack the terminal." "Let's see..." "I heard they'll attack the terminal with a truck full of justa-something bombs." "I can't believe they're going to do it on New Year's Eve." "What do you think?" "Will it work?" "Not a chance." "Why is that?" "Edo's a party town." "Any Edoite who tries to get anything done tonight...is bound to screw it up somehow." "wait!" "That JUMP is mine!" "No!" "That is my JUMP!" "Is he a monster?" "!" "He's so agile!" "brother!" "[NOTE:" "The Oniwabanshu was a group of elite ninjas formed by Yoshimune Tokugawa.]" "but I used to be a member of the Oniwabanshu." "Hey!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "aren't you?" "!" "bastard!" "my life is still flashing before my eyes!" "It's flashing because we're on a truck!" "All right..." "I'll take..." "I won't let you have it!" ""Struggle" and "Victory." "You don't deserve to read it!" "It's mine!" "I won't let you have it!" "Struggle and Victory?" "You think you can master those just by reading JUMP?" "Pathetic!" "You're just trying to fill the emptiness in your life by reading JUMP." "You use JUMP as a confidence booster." "JUMP shouldn't be used for that purpose!" "Fine..." "This is the best way for real men." "We'll settle this just as they do in JUMP!" "Tsk." "I prefer love-comedy manga to battle manga." "But I have no choice." "Sometimes a man must fight for his love!" "Gintoki Sakata." "Zenzo Hattori." "Now!" "...What?" "Did I just hear a weird noise?" "I wonder if the cops know we're here... it's New Year's Eve and even cops are partying tonight. so people will never guess it's equipped with a fearsome bomb." "Edo will soon be a sea of fire." "JUMP..." "Give it back to me!" "Ka-Kambei!" "JUMP..." "Give it back to me!" "Struggle Victory"... but..." "Those aren't bad..." "I'll never think of it that way!" "This JUMP is mine!" "what kind of noise do you hear?" "Is that a student preparing for his entrance exams by banging his head against the wall?" "Kagura-chan." "That's the sound of businessmen who've been downsized throwing themselves out windows." "anyway?" "sometimes you have to lie." "your idea of revenge doesn't leave much room for hope and dreams." "that's the New Year's Eve bell." "They ring that bell 108 times on New Year's Eve." "108 times?" "No wonder they're jumping out windows!" "108 symbolizes the number of a person's earthly desires. so you can start the new year fresh." "so you don't need it." "they become more greedy for things." "Shin-chan." "I hope you two don't grow up like that." "Desire leads only to ruin." "J-JUMP is... mine..." "Oh?" "[AKAMARU JUMP]" "Looking at it up close it's just AKAMARU JUMP." "12)}[Preview]" "Heavy snow?" "The spirit of an Edoite is to enjoy every occasion!" "The next episode: "Only Children Play in the Snow." Let the Kabukicho Snow Festival begin!" "Flight."]" "[Another episode will be: "Eating Ice Cream in Winter Is Awesome."]" "We're looking forward to continuing the series this year!"