" Okay, now what?" " Now you say the phrase that starts the game." " I'm not gonna say it." "You say it." " Nuh-uh." "You say it, it was your idea." "Hey!" "Can you help us with something?" "It'll just take a second." " Okay." "Hang on." " Okay." " You guys, I don't have time for this." " Come on." " I have mid-terms next week, and I'm so far behind!" " Please?" " Please?" " Fine." "Charlie Charlie, can we play?" "There, I said it." " No wait, say it again, it didn't hear you." " Charlie Charlie, can we play?" "Charlie Charlie, can these two idiots play your stupid game?" " Whatever, stop it." " Rachel, what's going on?" "Rachel, breathe!" "What do I do?" " Oh god." "Oh god." "Gwen!" "Gwen!" "Gwen?" "Gwen?" "Oh god." " It's not like we get paid." " You and I could go do something after." "Hey, hey, I heard there was a wreck on the highway." "Heard some little smart car ran over a blade of grass or something and it flipped like 20 times." "But there was a lot of blood." "Anyway, hey, what I'm sayin' is, maybe that's why nobody's here?" "Maybe they're all stuck on the highway." " Alice, we've been open for five hours now." "A smart car that's been in a tiny little" "Fender bender wouldn't explain why there's nobody here lining up to get tickets." "So if you're not busy selling anything, could you just keep your mouth shut?" " I'm just saying it was ironic, is all." "I mean, it's a smart car, right?" "It's supposed to be smart and it's..." " Let's just close up for the night." "I'm gonna go to my office, why don't you tell the other actors?" " Well hey wait, but you said I can't," "I should keep my mouth shut if I'm not selling tickets." "Can I..." " Hi, I'm Karen Arnold for tiptop news." "Have you been to a haunted house this year?" "Well neither has anyone else." "Gene, you in there?" " No!" " Gene, open up!" "We need to talk to you right now!" " We?" " Listen, man." "I'm tryin' to be cool about this." "We have been working for you for three weeks and haven't been paid." "Now we demand, tonight, that you pay us." " Well actually, he's demanding." "I'm just asking." " Shut up." " Right, paychecks." "Let me see." "Hmm." "Let me check here." "Not there." "Hmm." "Oh, that's right, they're around back on the money tree." "While you're back there, why don't you grab mine too?" " Sweet!" "Okay." " Look, man." "No more jokes." "Now I need my money, and I need it tonight." "Or else." " Or else?" " Yeah." " Or else what?" "I don't have any money, fellas." "We don't have any customers." "No customers equals no money, do you understand?" "I would love to pay you two." "Because there's a lot of other things" "I'd rather be doing right now than dealing with this!" "Oh!" "Here's a thought." "Why don't you two geniuses put your brains together and come up with some amazing new way to draw in some business?" "Because I don't have any ideas left!" " We could..." " That's not our problem, it's yours!" "You figure it out." " Move over Ouija board, there's a new game in town and his name is Charlie." "Charlie Charlie, actually." "It's the Internet sensation that has all of America's youth trembling with fear." "The game seems to have gotten out of hand a little." "21-year-old Ryder Allen was charged several months ago with multiple counts of first-degree murder after playing the game with friends." "The charges were later dropped due to lack of evidence." "Allen insisted on her innocence, saying her friends were killed by a demon summoned by the game." " That footage of Karen Arnold was recorded previously today, from the front lawn of the double-homicide sorority house." "And continuing breaking news about that murder case involving local college student Ryder Allen." " Guys." "I think I actually have a new idea." "All right, we need something to draw in new interest, right?" "We need something to really strike terror and fear in the minds of those little bastards!" " Like what?" " Like Lizzie Borden." "Bloody Mary." "The stuff of legends!" "Except new!" " What are you gettin' at?" " I'm thinking we have kids over here after hours." "You see, we could come up with a new challenge for 'em." "A challenge based on..." "Based on that!" " A game she's calling Charlie Charlie." "A new team of investigators have been hired." " So we invite kids in here, and we have 'em play a game or something?" "And then we scare 'em!" " Yeah, but don't hurt yourselves." " And then we scare them." " Better." "All right, so the plan is we're gonna have kids here after hours, we're just gonna let 'em run around for a while and scare the hell out of 'em!" " If I do this, you better pay me overtime." " Paulie, my boy, when news about this story gets out, and what we're about to do with this house, teens will be lining up from across the state just to get in here!" " Thanks for watching the nightly channel six tiptop news." "I'm Peter Hanes, with one final question." "If miss Allen did not kill her roommates, then who, or what, did?" " Now." "For the flier." "I need the big pen." "Yes." "Charlie" "Charlie" "challenge." "Is that with two I's?" "Yes." " Okay, so you're gonna be careful, right?" "You're gonna call me when you're done." "And you're gonna keep your hands off my sister and you're gonna take care of her." " Yeah, dude, it's fine, it's no problem." " Hey man, it's all right, we'll watch after her." " We're gonna be fine." " I've been expecting you!" "Seriously, guys, I've been waiting here since midnight, where ya been?" " Well this..." " Midnight, sharp." "Great." "No big deal, the point is you're here now." "So welcome to hangman's house of horrors" "Charlie Charlie challenge!" "Came up with that myself, has a certain ring to it." "Before we begin, it's time to lay a little ground rules." " Fine." "But can we go inside?" "These are real designer shoes and I try not to wear 'em on concrete." " Try not to wear them on concrete?" " Duh, they're real designer shoes." " So." "Let's get down to it, shall we?" "The challenge begins when the game does." "I will be escorting you to a specific location in this house which I've already laid out the game for you." " Uh, what's your name?" " Oh, it's gene, but everyone here calls me the ringmaster!" " Okay, gene, where is everybody?" " Oh." "They're off for tonight, I thought it would be a hell of a lot scarier if they weren't kinda hangin' around." "Which means you will all be here overnight by yourselves." "So please be careful." "Which reminds me, my attorney prepared, oh!" "These tiny little contracts for you to sign." "Hopefully this will stop you from suing on the slight chance of any kind of accident." "Here's some pens, pass 'em around." "Oh, I'm also told I'm required to say that playing the Charlie Charlie challenge is strictly for entertainment purposes only." "You cannot actually summon a demon and the game is just that, a game." " Yes you can." "It says on this website that not too long ago a group of friends were playing and all and one person died." "Ryder Allen?" "She said that they actually summoned a demon or something." " Yeah, that's when the game became popular." "Most people that knew the sorority girls said that Ryder killed 'em." "Some people say that the demon made her kill 'em." "Others say, she was crazy." "Probably just mid-terms." " Well I guess if it was on the Internet, it must be true!" " And it says that she wasn't charged with anything." "Like, lack of evidence or something." " Well, that's sad." "And it's very terrible." "So if you would just please pass forward your contracts." "Thank you very much." "Now, if you will all follow me, please." "Oh." "There is one little thing I forgot to do." "Collect the admission price." " Is it the price of our souls?" " Really?" "But we all won a ticket to play." " Oh actually, you just won a chance to come here after hours and play the game." "I still have rent and electricity to pay for." "Besides, I already gave both of 'em..." "I mean, all of you have five dollars off!" "It's 20 dollars each." " Whatever, man." " All appears to be there." "Don't be afraid, or do be afraid, as long as you come on in." "Now, before I go any further," "I must insist that all cellular phones and mobile devices be placed in oh," "my..." "Hat." " Are you serious?" " Yeah, I'm sorry, but isn't that like, against the constitution or something?" "Like denying our right to speech?" " Um, no..." "I don't think so." "Please understand that this challenge has rules." "And in order to win the grand prize at the end of it, you must cooperate!" "Hmm?" "Yes." "Now this is no ordinary challenge." "You see, Charlie Charlie was an evil spirit." "His very soul was vanquished from the Netherworlds and rooted right in this very house." "Tonight, if you are brave enough, you will summon him." "And we dare for you to ask him just a few random questions." "And, if you make it out alive, your grand prize awaits you!" " Our grand prize that we paid for?" " Wait, what was that?" " Never mind." " Right this way!" "And here we are!" "What do you think?" "Please, everyone grab a chair." "Sorry, I didn't expect a fifth wheel." "Oh!" "Here you are." "Make room, make room." "Now, the history of the spirit is unknown." "Most speculate that it was a young boy in a border town." "A bastard child raised by Mexican satanists!" "When that young boy died, his dear mother couldn't stand it." "So she cast a devil spell on his soul!" "She wanted to make sure her little boy lived." "He lived, all right." "He lived to kill!" "At least, that's what some people say." "Nothing confirmed." " So why pencils?" " Good question." "You see, they believed they needed something called, pardon the pronunciation, Cupressus Lusitanica," "otherwise known as Mexican cypress." "They thought it was grown naturally in the same small town as the boy." "To start, you would..." "Place the pencils in the form of a cross." "One balanced perfectly on top of the other." "Then it could be used as a dial to communicate." "All you'd have to do now is ask a question." "As you can see..." "I did not balance these pencils." "Nor did I ask any questions, so, no harm no foul, right?" " God, this is so stupid." "Okay, so basically we have to pretend like we're scared and I'm sure you have all your people positioned all around to scare us and we finish and we win a prize?" "So, what's the prize?" " The prize, right, well I assure you that the prize is grand!" "And I also assure you that you will be alone here for the night." "So, I will be leaving now, and be kind to the house, because we are open again tomorrow night." "Hope you all will live, I'd hate to come here in the morning and have to mop up a lot of blood." "Because that sort of thing attracts a lot of negative attention." "And reporters." "And who needs publicity?" "Right." "So, I'll be leaving now." "So enjoy the house." "Seriously though, be careful." " Gene!" " God." "What are you doing?" "You're supposed to be getting ready!" " Well I just wanted to know when we can start." " What are you doing in costume?" " So I can scare 'em, duh!" " Damn it, Jerry." "Charlie Charlie is a Mexican demon, not some clown." "And not some fat clown in his 40s!" " I'm 39, gene." " Stanley is playing the demon." "Why don't you go out there and help Paulie make some racket?" "Grab a rake and drag it up and down the hallway or something just don't let 'em see you wearing this." "A clown." "Woah woah woah woah." "What the hell are you wearing?" " This is my Charlie Charlie outfit." "It's pretty cool, huh?" " No, no no, are you kidding me?" "I told you he was a terrifying Mexican demon, you look like you're part of a mariachi band." " Oh well, this sombrero is from a mariachi band that my cousin's in, so that's probably what you're thinking of." "And then this I, well I borrowed it from a Latino family that was at a picnic or something," "I was just like, "can I borrow that?"" "And then, but my makeup is pretty scary, right?" "It's like scary ghost makeup." " No, you look like a sugar-powdered jalapeno." " Okay, cool." " You know what, why don't you just stalk them?" "How about you just stay in the shadows." "Oh my god." " Hey, were you serious about that powdered-sugar jalapeno thing?" "That sounds really good." "What was I supposed to be doing?" " You have a spare phone?" " Uh, yeah." "Who doesn't?" " Time to play, guys." " Yes." "Oh my god, this is so idiotic." "It's obviously the force of gravity." "They placed the pencils in a position that if you barely breathe they'll move." " Oh, that's right!" "Time dilation, which we all know is the cause of gravity, would keep the gravitational mass centered, causing the friction of the two pencils to balance out." "Any minimal force, such as a breeze, or the mere breath of a subject could easily move the pencils." "I'm just sayin'." " Well let's try it out guys." "You first, Charlie." " Okay, here goes nothin'." " Guys." "This is exactly how all bad horror movies start." "Rational decisions to play a game that we all know could end up going badly, but we do it anyway." " Oh brother, please." "Okay." "Charlie Charlie, are you here?" "You know, I think I want my 20 bucks back." "This is stupid." " Ask it again, man." " Oh what, you want me to ask it again, sure." " Yo, Carlos Carlos, you here man, what's up?" " I think he'd appreciate it if you were more serious." "I think he'd take us all more seriously." " Whatever, man." "Okay." "Charlie Charlie are you here?" " Did you see that?" " Please, it's all bullshit." " Shut up!" " Are you gonna let him talk to me like that?" " I think that's enough, guys." " You scared, Sarah?" " Scared, please, I'm bored and I want a drink." " So?" " Well, no one was there." " It was obviously that perv, gene." " Why is he a perv?" " He was so looking down Sarah's blouse." " You know, I have to admit, the whole pencils thing is pretty impressive." "Obviously it's set up, but..." " Maybe we should call it a night, and head to that party." " I agree." " Let's keep it up." " Charlie Charlie, if you're here, give us another sign." " Charlie Charlie, is it true you were a satanist?" " See, I knew that gene guy was full of shit!" " Charlie Charlie, have you ever killed anyone?" " Charlie Charlie, is it true you will hurt one of us if we continue to play?" " See guys, he's probably just some harmless ghost." " No no no, wait wait wait." " Shit." " Is he messing with us?" " This is cool." " Look guys, I don't think you should be asking it anything else." "I mean, this is just stupid now." "Especially with that story about the girls and everything." "It just seems foolish to keep messing with this stuff." "They can keep their grand prize." " Jeez dude, get ahold of yourself." " Yeah, it's just a set up." " How could they make the pencils do that?" "They were spinning in circles." "The top one would've fallen off." "It's not theoretically possible." " Wow, you are such a pussy." "Look." "Charlie Charlie, if you're going to hurt us, then show us or you're gonna be a pussy like Skeeter over here." " Hey, what are you doing?" " Yeah, put the phone away, you're ruining the ambiance." " Like, no, I'm calling my boyfriend." " You don't have a boyfriend." " We literally started going out like a second ago." "He just texted me now." "And I said yes." "Oh my god, there's like no service in here." "This is so lame!" "I have to go guys." "I'm sorry, but I have to talk to him." " Fine by me." " This was fun and all, but," "I think I'd rather go drink now." " Oh, finally you say it." " You guys suck." " Look, whatever man." " Hey Jerry!" "Stanley!" "Is that you?" "Where the hell are you guys?" " You guys feel that?" " Yeah, it's cold." " The hell's going on out there?" "So I guess this is part of it?" " This is pretty awesome." " Okay, okay, this was fun but let's go back now, guys." " Far out." " Well, we paid 20 bucks, might as well just do it." " And there's a prize at the end." " Everyone stick together, all right?" " The hell was that?" " Oh my god, there is a weird white-faced guy with a sombrero chasing us around and it's cold as hell." "I wanna go home." " All right, well what do you want me to do about it?" " Here." " Guys, wait up!" " See, gene doesn't know shit!" "Scared the hell outta those kids." "Hello?" " Oh shit." " Where did they go?" " I don't know." "Pete, Gina!" "We're over here!" "The hell?" "Did they get ahead of us?" " Seriously, man, this is messed up." " Come on." " Paul?" "Stanley?" "You guys better not be messing with me again." "No, no!" " Oh it's you." "Hi." " Yeah." " What are you doing here?" "Oh god, please tell me that you didn't let anybody see you wearing this." " Oh no." "'Cause I'm a ghost, man." "But I did scare the hell outta those kids in the maze." " Really?" " Yep." " Then why don't you get back out there and keep up the good work!" "Good job!" " No wait, I remembered what I was gonna talk to you about." "Okay, so I haven't seen and heard from Paulie." "And I haven't heard and seen from Jerry." "Yeah, and somebody's messing with some of the special effects." " Someone's messing with some of the special effects?" " Oh really?" " I told none of them to mess with that stuff, those idiots!" "Well thanks for the information." " Are we gonna eat after this?" "Because that sounds really good right now." " No." " Skeet, calm down man." " Calm down?" "This thing just shut by itself!" "And we don't know where Pete and Gina are." " Please man, this is all just a set up." "It's what we signed up for." " Well I don't like being closed up in here." " That was fun." " This game sucks, okay?" "Now I can't see anything!" " Let's go exploring." " What about everyone else?" " You wanna go back in there?" " No." "Wait, no no no, where are we going?" " Come on, they'll be fine, let's go." "Let's take this off course, shall we?" " Whatever, I'm still trying to find service in this shithole." " Let me see your phone." " Uh, no." " Come on, I just need it for the light." " What are you doing?" " I'm gonna see some behind-the-scenes shit." "Turn the tables, try to scare these guys?" " Hey buddy!" "Are you messing with me right now?" "Oh shit!" "This looks so good right now." "Want some?" "Oh shit." "No!" " All right, this is a little weird." " I told you!" "No one listens to me." " Keep your panties on." " I think it's safe to say we're lost." "Don't freak out!" "We'll find our way back." " Oh my god!" "My battery's about to die!" " Gina, check this out." "Woah." "This is awesome." "This is sick, man!" " Pete?" "Pete?" "Such an asshole!" " You freakin' blew it." " I blew it?" " Yeah, what is this place?" " It is the perfect place where no one's gonna bother us." " You couldn't even take me to the Wyndham?" " Baby." " Whatever!" " The Wyndham?" " Anywhere besides this hole." " This isn't a hole, honey." " I don't wanna get murdered while I'm having sex with you." " But I like holes." " Hello?" " Hey, I don't like this." " Who the hell are you?" " Yeah, are you here with the haunted house people?" " Hey, I've seen you before." " Where are the others?" " I don't know, we all got separated." "And then we've been locked in this room." "Excuse me, but who are you?" " Yeah, what are you doing here?" " I heard about the challenge that you won, about how you get to play this game, Charlie Charlie." " And how is that any of your business?" " I'm here so you don't play." "Have you started it yet?" " Yeah." "We played a little while ago." "And then we left and we got lost." " Oh please, she's just all a part of this bullshit." "Look, you tell that demented perv gene that I want my money back." " Actually, Charlie paid for your ticket." " This is stupid!" " Where are your friends?" " Really, we don't know." "We all just started playing the game and then we ended up here." " God." "What you're playing with, it's deadly." " No, this is just a big prank." "It's all a set up." " And you're a shitty actress." "Is this the only job that you could get?" " That's it!" "Now I remember." "You're the girl from the news report." " The one that killed those girls?" " I didn't kill anyone!" "Those were my friends." " So if you didn't kill them, who did?" " Him!" " You see?" "I told you we shouldn't be messing with this stuff!" " Wait, hold on." "So you're telling me that some evil spirit killed your friends?" " Yeah, and if so, then why didn't it kill you?" " Because I finished the game." " Okay, so what are we supposed to do now?" " Like, please, like she knows?" " Take me to the game, now." " Hey, sorry what happened to your friends." "That must've been really hard on you." " So how do you finish the game?" " You just ask him to stop." " Is that a joke?" " Paulie!" "Paulie!" "That's a new trick." "Sleepin' on the job." "Paulie, you're supposed to be out there making noises and stuff, not laying down," "I'm already understaffed!" "Paulie!" "Paulie!" "Think, gene." "Phone, phone." "Ah!" " 911, state your emergency." " Hello!" "" " Hello?" " Yes, I need someone out here immediately!" " Okay, tell me what..." " someone's been killed!" " What's your name?" " My name's gene, but everyone calls me the ringmaster." "Gene's fine." " Can you tell me where you are right now?" " Yes, it's hangman's house of horror, 666 red mountain Lane!" " Hello?" " Hello?" "Oh." " Daddy." " Come to daddy." " Sheriff Anderson?" "We have a possible homicide at 666 red mountain Lane." " Yeah, yeah, unit 42." "1076." "1076." " Guys!" "Shit!" " Charlie." " Sarah!" " Charlie." "Come in here, man!" " Oh shit, hey." " What took you so long?" " No, wait wait wait." "Babe, come on, stop, this is serious, all right?" "We need to get outta here." " Oh please." "The only thing scary in this place is Ryder." "Murderess psycho." "And I saw the way she was looking at you." " Come on, she's just trying to help us out." "You don't gotta be so mean." "What's your problem?" " What is that supposed to mean?" "You like her, don't you?" " Oh my god, here we go." "You know what, I'm outta here." "I don't need this shit, bye." " Oh yeah, now you don't wanna talk." "I swear if that girl comes anywhere near me," "I'll show her what possessed really looks like!" "Charlie!" "Charlie, hold on, babe!" "My feet hurt in these heels when I run!" " Like I said." "I have x in my purse and you blew it." " You know what, I've got rubbers in my wallet that have expired!" " Rubbers?" " They have expired!" "You think this is funny?" " Yeah, I bet." " I haven't had sex in three years!" " I believe it!" "If you're gonna pull this crap." "Bring me to a place like this?" " Lost in a spooky haunted house and can't see a thing." "Hashtag blind intuition." "'Bout time you text me back, bill." "You horndog, okay." "Oh my god." "I look so fat." "There is no way I'm sending that." " Okay, not fun anymore." " We need to run." " I can't see it." "I mean, I know it's there, but..." " Run!" " I don't see it anymore, do you think we lost it?" " We need to find the game." " Where do we go?" " You mean you don't know where it is?" " We've never been here before." "We're just as lost as you." " We need to find it, let's go!" "He's messing with us." " Shit, run!" "Hey, wait up!" " Sarah, come on!" " Guys, hurry up, come on!" " Stay close!" " Charlie!" "Oh god." "Charlie, can you not leave me?" " Sarah!" " Charlie, oh god!" "We gotta go." " No, no!" " Stanley!" "Jerry!" "Just so you know, I found Paulie, he's dead!" "Oh no." "This game is over." " Where are we going?" "The classroom's on the first floor, we just keep going up." " You got a better idea?" "You wanna go back that way?" "Then let's go!" "What's wrong?" "What's wrong with him?" " He has a little fear of heights." "Skeeter, you all right dude?" " Yeah." "Yeah." " All right, come on." "Yeah." " We need to find the game." "We have to finish it." " Yeah, let's go." "Skeeter, come on buddy." "We gotta get outta here, all right?" "Come on." " Daddy." " Stanley?" "Hello?" "All right, I just felt something on my shoulder." " I think I'm going crazy." "" " Daddy." " Of course I'm going crazy." "Hey, we need some publicity!" "Oh you know what, why don't we invite a bunch of teenage kids to come into the haunted house and run around wild all night long?" "Yeah, that'll draw some attention!" "Stupid." "Like that's ever gonna get me any money." "I'll never be able to pay these people back." " No!" "It's stuck!" " It's not gonna be that easy." "He's gonna kill you before he lets you leave without finishing the game." " Oh how would you know?" "Hey, I'm so sorry, I completely forgot about your incident." " Incident." "Wasn't an incident!" "It was a massacre!" "My two best friends were tortured and killed by this seemingly-innocent game!" "And I couldn't do a damn thing about it!" "They said I was crazy." "That I had to be killed for what I had done!" "But I didn't care, because I knew the truth," "I knew what happened!" "And I promised myself that I would dedicate the rest of my life to making sure that this never happened ever again!" " Stanley?" "Oh!" " Daddy." " Right." "Stanley, I don't know how you just did that, but I'm telling you, you scared me for once." "All right?" " Daddy!" "Or is that you, Jerry?" "Either way..." "I'm really scared right now, guys, so you got me, all right?" "I said it!" "Are you happy?" "Just so you know," "I think one of those kids has lost his mind and they killed Paulie!" "I'm tellin' you, I found his body in the meat locker room!" "He's dead, I tell ya, d e d, dead!" "Don't worry, the sheriff should be here any moment so stop whatever it is that you're doing trying to scare people and everything and go ahead and come on out." "Guys?" "Knock it off, come on out!" "All right!" "Then just stay here!" "Yeah go ahead and stay here, stay here and die, see if I care!" "One less person I have to pay back." "I'm leaving!" " Daddy." " Oh my god, gene, are you okay?" " You stay back!" "You stay back, don't come any closer, you sick sons of bitches!" "You all did this!" "Now all my actors are dead!" " What actors?" " Told you man, they were trying to scare us." " They were." "Until you killed 'em!" " Look, gene, we didn't do anything." " It's Charlie." "Charlie Charlie, not Charlie." " I don't care how many times you say his name, you're gonna fry for this, pal!" "And you, I don't recall inviting you to this little fiesta!" " I'm Ryder." " No, it's okay." "She's played the game before." "She's been all over the news for all those grisly Charlie Charlie murders." " No, no!" "Help!" "Help, I'm in here!" " I don't wanna get murdered while I'm having sex." " I gotta finish!" " Oh please!" "Start the car!" " You're worthless!" " You are worthless." "Oh what was I thinking?" "Oh my god." " I'm gonna get blue balls!" " Fine!" " I have blue balls right now!" " Your little penis." " My little penis and my giant blue balls!" " Don't go, I'm still in here!" " You blew it!" "" " I blew it?" "You didn't blow me!" " No, don't go!" "Don't go!" "Don't leave me in here with these lunatics!" "You stay back." "You stay back, you savages." " Look, we need to find the pencils so we can finish the game." " You mean these?" " Yes!" " Hey!" "What did you do that for?" " You have no idea what you've just done!" " Oh yes I do." "I just stopped you all from playing your evil little game." "Because I refuse to join your pencil-worshiping murder cult!" "And now there are dead bodies all over my haunted house!" "Elevator shaft." "I'll go out the fire escape exit on the roof!" "Jerry?" "Is that you?" "Are you bleeding?" " Ooh!" "" " Daddy." " Woah!" "Smells like weed." "Stanley?" "What happened to your neck?" " Oh man, I'm so dead right now!" " Are you guys here to kill me?" " Oh, no." "He probably will though." "Oh!" "Paulie?" "Paulie." " Where's our money?" " Oh, no!" " Do you know our chances of finding those pencils?" " Of course I do, man, but we have to find them!" " Change of plans." "We're gonna get the hell outta here before he kills us too." "Gene's hearse is parked outside." "Let's go!" " Charlie?" " How could you just leave me?" " You're alive?" " Does it look like I'm alive?" " Yes?" " I've gotta get him." " I found her!" " There you are." "We've been looking everywhere for you." " You gave us quite a scare." " I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you, Charlie." "You meant everything to me." "How could you just leave me like that?" " So, what's the verdict, doc?" " Oh, well the test results show that her violent behaviors are brought on by dissociative identity disorder." "Multiple personalities." " Well I could've told you that." " Well why didn't you?" " This is probably why it all happened, you killed me, Charlie!" " Sarah, please." "I didn't mean to." "I didn't want you to die." " Anyway, one or several of the personalities have a marked lack of empathy." " True sociopath." "So that's how you got away with those murders, wasn't it?" " Take my hand." " What about Skeeter?" "What about Ryder?" " Bring them along, we have room for more." " Hey, what are you doing?" "Come on!" " You actually believed you were innocent." " This one is not for the outside world." "What do we do with her?" " Put her with the others." " Ryder!" "It's all right, he's just trying to scare us!" "We need to go!" " Let's go." " Now!" " Come on!" " Does anyone wanna switch seats?" " Come on Ryder, drive!" "What's wrong?" "What happened?" " No!" " What's going on?" " It's the parking break!" " It's released!" " Leave us alone!" " Screw this, let's get outta here!" " It's gonna blow!" "You guys, let's go!" " Dude, where did she go?" " I don't know!" "Charlie!" " What?" " I found the pencils!" " Awesome, dude!" " We can finish the game!" " You guys!" " Ryder, look, we found the pencils!" " Thank god." " Dude, we gotta go and save her, man." "Dude, come on, come on!" "Which way?" " I don't know." " This way." " This isn't possible." " I know!" "This is completely ridiculous, man." "I feel like we're walking around in circles." " We're never gonna find her." " We'll find her, man, we'll find her." "We just gotta get the hell outta here so we can finish this damn game already, dude." " Charlie?" " Skeeter?" "Skeeter!" "Where'd you go, man?" " Charlie?" " Ryder!" "What are you doing, we gotta get outta here!" " Hey Charlie." "What's wrong, Charlie?" " What's wrong?" "All my friends are dead!" "All because of this stupid game!" "And I couldn't do anything." "I couldn't save any of them." " It's okay, you did your best." "But let's be honest." "Your friends were stupid anyways." "If you asked me, I think they deserved to die." " What?" "Why would you say that?" " Who were you talking to?" " No, please, no!" " Charlie Charlie, can we please finish the game?" "Ryder," "Ryder!" "Hey!" " You okay?" " Oh yeah, I been better though." " It's over." " We did it." " We did." " Sheriff Anderson?" "Sheriff Anderson, I just got back from my break, did you respond to the possible homicide call?" " Yeah, sheriff Anderson, you got him, go ahead." " Did you respond to the possible homicide at 666 red mountain Lane?" " Yeah, 10-4 I'm on my way." " Hello?" "Okay, this is totally not funny anymore, guys." "Sarah?" "Scooter?" "Charlie?" "Charlie are you here?" "Okay." "I'm okay, yeah." "I'm alive, are you kidding me?" "I'm alive."