"Gilmore Girls Season 5 Episode 18:" ""To Live and Let Diorama"" "raisins." "What are the pruney red things?" " Dried cranberries." " Gone." "What's this?" " Carob." " Adiós." "why do we buy 'trail mix' if you're going to pick everything out?" "they've ruined 'trail mix'." "Used to be simple." "Now they put too much stuff in it." "Your mouth doesn't know what to expect with any given bite." "Will it be fruity?" "Will it be granola-y?" "Will it be chocolate substitute-y?" "What's this?" "squirrel food!" "please." "We're saying good-bye to Mr. Twickham." " So?" "The man's on his deathbed." "Show a little respect." "Old Man Twickham's been dying for twenty years." "This is my seventeenth time saying adiós." "Patty." "when was the last time we thought he was dying?" "It's been a good two years." "I remember now." "The last time – the rain?" "We got drenched." "Made the whole 'he's dying' thing a total bummer." "please!" "You may not be respecting this moment but all the rest of us are." "Get your Twickham souvenirs here!" "Twickham souvenirs!" "I've got your bats!" "I've got your balls!" "I've got your foam fingers!" "Get 'em before he's gone!" "Andrew?" "dying is exhausting." "he's thinking of taking a break and picking up again tomorrow." "no." " We've been waiting for an hour." "He's kind of distracted anyway." "The whole time I was there he was Tivo-ing through a fresh 'Summerland'." "Do we have time to come back tomorrow?" "Mr. Twickham." "Good-bye Mr. Twickham."" "And then vamoose." "He should really start dying earlier in the day." "green stuff?" "Come on!" "What's green?" "If you're out on the road feeling lonely and so cold all you have to do is call my name and I'll be there on the next train." "I will follow." "Anywhere that you tell me to." "you need me to be with you" "I will follow..." "I will follow." "anywhere that you tell me to." "you need me to be with you where you lead." " Hello?" " He's dead." " Who?" " Old Man Twickham." " No!" " Yes!" " It's got to be a mistake." " It's not." "The man is gone." "are you sure?" "There's no breath left in him." "The light's gone out of his eyes." "He smelled the burnt almonds." "He's feeding the worms." "He's chatting up his grandpa." "He is the old man formerly known as Twickham." "he's been dying my whole life." "told him good-bye... we left and then apparently he just closed his eyes." "Muttered something about Lori Loughlin and that was that." " Wow." " Yeah." "He's never died before." "though." "His dying caused a run on souvenirs." "Tacky." "are you coming home this weekend?" "Probably not." "Maybe next week." "Okay." "I just always like to check." "I should go." "Sorry about Old Man Twickham." "Got to move on." "I hear Old Man Ketchum has a nasty cough." "Could turn into something." "That's the spirit." "Bye." " Pathetic!" " What?" "I just wanted to inform you that you're pathetic!" "sister." "I am not pathetic." "except you're in denial." " Denial?" " I haven't seen Logan lately." "then?" "Bet he misses you." " Is he missing you?" " Good-bye." "Have fun pretending the sky is green." "have fun re-enacting the Maxell tape ad." " Hey Soph." " You wash your hands?" " Front and back." " Let's see 'em." "So we're never going to forget the peanut butter on the sitar?" "have you heard of hand cream?" "Lane." "Sophie." " Show her the thing." " Something like that's very self-conscious." " It's why you brought it." " I know." "show her." "Sophie Bloom." "Your last name's Bloom." " Thanks for the info." "because I was born right on the cusp of the CD revolution." "I love this record player." "And shutting my door... what is your point?" "I saw the name "Sophie Bloom" on this album –the one non-Christian one my mother allowed me to have– it just popped out at me and I was wondering – this thing." "it's you." "You wrote these songs." "Long time ago." "I think this is amazing!" "Because I want to do more than just drum." "I would like to write and compose and I was wondering... because I think you have so much you can pass on to me." "just coffee sometime." "My treat." "if my boyfriend's busy and my laundry's done... we could maybe meet up for a couple of minutes." "It's a date." "the woman of the hour!" " Apparently that's me." "my hugs are that powerful." "I'm talking about the article." "You're going to be on the cover of a magazine!" "That's a big deal!" "it is a big deal!" "they e-mail you?" "they were so impressed by my story–" "It's a great story." "but – too." "I did some research." "Oh." "Research?" "I got a bunch of back issues and I read them." "I tried to figure out who should interview you." "too green and way too stiff." "Too many adverbs." "too." "I don't think they let you pick who's going to interview you." "I guess it is." "Oh!" "What happened there?" "what do you think?" "Taylor." " How did Taylor break the window?" " How do you think?" "By being Taylor." " Taylor's Taylor-ness can now break glass?" "six yet?" "shoot." "Town meeting's started." "right?" "but you don't." "why don't we hit the town meeting... like a little celebration?" "sounds good!" "we got to hurry." " Okay." "people!" "It's not that complicated." " I don't want to be a burden." "Patty?" "What about that couch you have at the back or your studio?" "In her freezing cold studio with no insulation and no heat." "Sounds great." "what's happening?" "Problems with Kirk's schedule." "Ah." "Can't Sheriff Taylor just let him share a cell with Otis for the night?" "maybe the Morris' will take him again." " Their kids stuck things in my nose." "lock the door when you sleep!" " It wasn't while I was asleep." " Hey." "How'd you drag Luke here?" " Ah!" "He wanted to come." "don't just dump me in the landfill." "Kirk." "people." "Get on to our next order of business." " It's the matter of the estate of the late Joshua Twickham." "As you know..." " You bring food?" "I wouldn't dare." "Sorry." "I am happy to say that this beloved elder was generous even on his deathbed." "Mr. Twickham has left his beautiful home to the town." "Is his deathbed still there?" "I'm not picky." ""to the town"?" "Taylor." "He left the house to the Historical Society along with his ample collection of valuable memorabilia." "His will stipulates that the house is to be converted into a museum." "A museum?" "Are you going to interrupt me the whole meeting?" "I'm just asking." "A Stars Hollow museum." "We will display his personal historical artifacts for a period of two months." "he meaning me." "goody." " So now you're going to talk under your breath." " I'm sorry." "I didn't hear those words come out of your mouth this morning after you tried to kill me." "What?" "let's see a show of hands." "here." "don't come to these things just to mock our business." "I'm volunteering." "After you threw a frying pan at my head." "You threw a frying pan at Taylor's head?" "who doesn't love Muzak?" "Oh!" "Music lovers?" "The thing slipped out of my hand." "because I'm going to throw this frying pan at your head"?" "You threw a frying pan at Taylor's head without me there?" "I hate you." "I'm volunteering." "Take it or leave it." "whoever's actually going to show up... shame on you." "onto item number three:" "budgetary concerns about the new snowplow." "does Taylor have compromising pictures of you or something?" "It's no joke." "Why on earth are you volunteering for Taylor?" "um –" " Luke." "How well did you know Old Man Twickham?" "Somewhat." "in a way." "Oh." "Nice." "you know." "He's a good guy." "I just want to do right by him." "Luke Danes." "we are not going to just leave your corpse in the snow." "but I don't want to be a burden." "then store what we don't need in the garage." "Taylor." "What are you doing here?" "I volunteered." " I don't get the joke." " There's no joke!" "I'm at your disposal." "because there's no space here out front." " What about right here?" " My office is going here." " Your office?" "Why do you need an office?" " So you came to complain?" "I was just –" " I'm organizing!" "I'm working!" "I need an office!" "fine." "Sorry." "Carry on." "everybody!" "Let's hook up with people inside and I'll start handing out assignments." "where are you going?" " Inside." " Why?" " I'm a volunteer!" "Kyle." "good one." "Taylor." " What the hell are you doing here?" " I can't keep answering this question." "good folk." "we will display Mr. Twickham's impressive collection of memorabilia." "we'll house the multimedia dioramas depicting the history of the town." "Sounds good." "please." "Put one on." "they all take a cold water wash and tumble dry." "Low." "I'd like us all to join hands." " What?" " He's a twisted little perv if you ask me." "take hands." "eyes wide with curiosity... he's delighting – snitch." "Quiet!" "Please!" "I've lost track." "Where's the freckle-faced kid walking?" "okay?" "Taylor!" "let go of my hand." " Not until you tell me what you're doing." " I'm really just trying to get my hand away from you." " Why are you here?" "Why did you volunteer?" " Because I wanted to!" "you hated Old Man Twickham." "I know that for a fact." "You said despicable things about him your whole life!" "Lorelai asked me." "we've been through a bit of a rough patch –" "Yes." "I want to make things right with her." "Get off to a good new start." "I'm doing it for her." "I think that's very nice." "Taylor." "One hundred percent." " Good." "Because you're not untalented." " Thank you." "How about I make you my right-hand man?" "Stick by me!" "Be me when I'm not here!" "What do you say?" "I think." "everybody!" "grab Kyle and come on over and help me start in this corner." "which is your favorite room?" "that changes daily." "Today it's the library." "What do you love about it?" "It – hugs you." "You know – does that sound silly?" "Not at all." "the kitchen turned out so wonderfully." "So the kitchen and the library are duking it out right now." " I should definitely get the name of your designer." " Numerous." "We went through quite a few." ""she said that so humbly"." "credit where credit is due." "a couple of kidneys." "we had a great community rooting for us – warmth." "It must reflect your upbringing." "No?" "it would have come out my nose." "Oh." "Childhood wasn't so warm and fuzzy?" "compared to my mother's house." "So I'll cross your mother off your list of inspirations." "I actually did pick up some valuable lessons on running a staff from my mother." "How so?" "and I have what Mussolini would do... and then I dial that back and then it starts approaching what a sane person would do." "Ouch." "You're right." "Let's find a topic happier than my relationship with my mother." "Basically that would be anything short of famine." "Okay." "I will tell you one story about my mother on a family vacation." "Jimmy Carter was there." "And he had a bigger room." "check." "Luke?" " Yeah." "It would really help to hear you say 'check'." "Taylor." "But how do I know that unless you say 'check' after I say 'check'?" "Fine." "check?" "Check." "Excellent." "what's so funny?" "I'll tell him." "He goes "grab the other end" – so I grabbed her here." "Right under her rear end –" "Her rear end!" "And I was walking with it like that!" "do I have to separate you two?" "Now set that down and bring in the others." "Modestly." "Gypsy." "Find some interesting stuff?" " How does a George Washington letter sound?" "that's great!" "too." "and hang it in a place of honor." "I'm not sure this is what you think it is." "signed 'George Washington'." "that could be '1744'." "we could cross out the Jack Benny part." "Let's put it on the 'to be displayed' pile and we'll authenticate it at a later date." "Taylor?" "There's got to be better than this." "as soon as we have everything catalogued my man Luke here will liaise with you to co-ordinate your needs." "we'll liaise." "Fine." "But I'm not doing nothing dirty." "Carry on." "so we should start moving this stuff in the other room so we can clean here next –" " Luke." " Yeah?" "Taylor would like to see you in his office." "What?" "He was just here." "That's what he said." "I'll be right back." "Come in." "You wanted to see me?" "if you're going to disagree with me... please don't do it in front of the rest of the crew." " What are you talking about?" " That George Washington letter." "I was humiliated." "we're a team." "Don't forget that." "okay." "I won't disagree with you in front of the crew." "don't you think?" "sure." "I agree." "Good." "Taylor!" "This is Taylor Doose." "Taylor." "Copy that." "would you?" " You took the words right out of my mouth." "Kirk?" " Right over there." "Every one of these people is dead." "That makes me sad." "That movie is from the sixties." "They're not all dead." "they break it." "That makes me sad." "Switch back to Moller." "it was your idea for me to watch a movie." "It was my idea for you to do whatever it took to get your mind off Doyle." "huh?" "No Huntzberger this weekend?" "Obviously not." "You guys were hot and heavy for a couple weeks." "What happened?" "huh?" "had a good two weeks... he pulled back and I'm going crazy but I'm not going to stay here and wallow and watch you be all depressed." " You're right." " About what?" "I should get out." "This place is poison." "It is!" "and not puke." "Good." "and I am going to have some fun this weekend." "Good." " How does this end?" " They dance again." "Okay." "a little early because it's one of his kid's birthdays... so we've got plenty of time." "For what?" "To shop at Grandy's." "We set it up last week." " We did?" " Yes." "can we go next week?" "we haven't hit Grandy's in four months." "We're completely out of cleaning supplies." "so just go without me." "but tonight I've got something to do." "What?" "I'm just going to go chill with some friends." "I confess." "Body's in the trunk." "Zach." "names and addresses?" "No." "Fine." "I'll go by myself." " Good." " Good." "And don't forget." "Get a dishwashing liquid that's gentle on my hands." "I will." "Hello!" "Hi!" "Honey!" "right?" "Springing a surprise visit on you." "I'll show you a surprise." "Paris!" "I packed my bags and was on the road before I remembered that parents don't own property in the United States anymore." "Since when?" "the Nantucket cottage – even the crack-house in Harlem that we converted into a co-op was sold to one of the Queer Eye guys." "Where'd they go?" "I'm here." "Should I leave?" "if it's okay with Mom." "It's okay with me." "sorry." "That's spoken for." "Rory." "This is a nice surprise." "The Maddis' were supposed to have him tonight." "They have goldfish." "Kirk's afraid of goldfish." "They're always staring at you." "All gold and unblinking." "I like sleeping on the floor anyway." "It's good for my back." "um –" "Mm-hm." "How do you feel about goldfish?" "what inspired your visit?" " Just nothing else to do." "don't I feel special." " Sorry." "You know what I mean." "I miss you mommy." "That's what I meant." "no... parties or anything?" "No... dates?" "you didn't have anything planned with Luke tonight?" "Don't cancel it on my account." "it's okay." "He's busy." "Taylor's making him drive out to fetch an historical cannonball that Old Man Twickham had lent to his sister in Mystic." "What would you borrow a cannonball for?" "It's been bugging me too." "how'd your magazine interview go?" "I've never done one before." "She didn't stab me with her pencil or anything." "A very good sign." "My interviewer was really cool." "Sandra." "It was more like friends chatting than being interviewed." "loved my Emily stuff." "Your Emily stuff?" "unplugged." " You didn't." " She asked." "right?" " What do you mean?" "colorful but unemotional?" "you didn't." "a minute." "but true." "Can I get some water?" "Kirk?" "In case you're naked." " You thought I'd walk into my daughter's room and get naked?" " I don't know your domestic routine." "Glasses are above the sink." "So you attribute any war crimes to Grandma?" "Any environmental disasters?" "What?" "We were just talking." "She won't print any of it." " Why?" "Was it 'off the record'?" " Yeah." "Technically." "It wasn't about the inn." " But did you say "it's off the record"?" " No." "so she can print all of it." " Including the limerick?" " You did your limerick?" "I am very proud of it." "I found two dirty words that rhyme with Emily." "boy." "can't I call the reporter and tell her it was 'off the record'?" "You can't take things 'off the record' once they're on." "so what?" "The chances that my mother reads American Travel are extremely slim." "Yeah." "Except for the fact that I told her about it tonight." "I needed some small talk." "is it new" doesn't work anymore?" "Those are tried and true standbys." "I told her about it and she jotted down the title." "She's going to read it." "you know what?" "Fine." "Let her." "It's all true." "I'm tired of protecting people." "of worrying about other people's feelings." "Let her get all Condoleezza Rice to my Barbara Boxer if she wants." "you can open your eyes!" "my head!" " Kirk." "my toe!" " Kirk!" " Oh!" "My knee!" " Kirk!" "You were right." "We should have tied the cannonball down." "so we didn't have time to tie it down." "twine – drat my luck." "I took all my cannonball securing tools out of my truck just yesterday." " Must weigh about a hundred pounds." " Something like that." "I'll move it myself." "don't be headstrong." "Once I strained my pecs lifting a birdbath and they were no good to me ever again." "Taylor?" "Got a big heavy ball here." "How are your pecs?" "They're fine." "Help us to the house?" "Taylor?" "on the lawn is fine." "We'll put it in place tomorrow morning." "Lucky you were here." "Yeah..." "Lucky." "Breakfast!" "are you up?" " She's probably on the phone." " I'm not on the phone." "I'm just getting dressed." " Coffee?" " Definitely." "Yes." "did you get any rest?" " Kirk talks in his sleep." " Anything juicy?" " He deals blackjack." " Hm." "Kirk?" " Yeah?" "come have your breakfast." " In a minute." " Now." " How old is he?" "You'd have to cut him open and count the rings." " Morning." " Morning." "Morning." "You really should see a sleep therapist." " Roulette?" " Blackjack." "Sorry." "is the TV still on?" "no." "I'll get it." "You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on." "Don't deny that you were on the phone." "Phone's in the living room." "that's your phone?" "It rang about an hour ago." " It was ringing?" " No." " Knock it off." " What are you guys talking about?" "Fine." "No forts." "but the grand opening of the Stars Hollow Museum is this morning." "Any takers?" "It's always amusing when provincials grasp for legitimacy." "I'm in." " I wouldn't miss it." " I helped build it." "Bully." "grab your jackets and we'll go." "I don't need a jacket." "Kirk." " I don't want to wear a jacket." "maybe you won't go to the grand opening of the Stars Hollow museum." "I'll put on my jacket." "Finish your breakfast first." "Kirk." "Do not turn that TV on." "Kirk!" "ladies!" "Patty." "I remember you!" "You poor thing." "Thanks." "It's three dollars each." "That includes the punch." "Would you like yours now?" "a pound of crackers and chase it with a quart of olive oil." "it's not my punch if it's not strong." "looks like we're the first group in." "I'll catch up." "I told Lane I'd meet up with her." "see you." " Bye." " How are you doing?" " I'm fine." "and my not calling him back means he may never call me again." "There you go." "There you have it." "you've come this far." "Don't buckle." "I don't want to buckle." "I really don't want to buckle." "Here." "Keep it for me." "Your cell phone?" "Are you sure?" "Remove the temptation." "You got it." "There's Lane." "Hello." "What's wrong with you?" "we're a fun group." " Paris –" " We paid our three dollars." "Miss Patty's leftover punch is used to remove tar from construction sites." "Then let it remove the tar from our souls." "Here it is." "huh?" "it was a team effort." "old letters!" "I love those!" "Letter from Olivia Taft." "Reported grand-niece by marriage to president William Taft." "vice-president to William McKinley." "Wow." "I love history." "Ooh!" "Possibly rare 48 star American flag!" "look at that." "someone was supposed to take the Sears tag off of that." "What's this?" "where's the cannonball?" "Flashlights!" "I don't see it!" "right there!" "Right there!" "cool!" "everybody." "check out that painting!" "actually that's pretty cool." "It's a possible circa nineteenth century portrait of what we think may have been the founder of a school that possibly educated Ben Franklin's cousins." " ¡Wow!" " ¡Nice!" "He just flat out looked out of his face right into my face and said to my face that he was lying." "Zach said that he was lying?" "the lie!" "more than the lie." "You'd think they'd stumble onto the truth." "Just accidentally." "Say something like two plus two equals four." "that's like – man!" "I know!" "They just have to repopulate the species." "You know?" "Just spread it around." "all right." "I bet you Doyle's spreading it right now." "You don't know that he's spreading it." "This – is tasty." "I've had it!" " Had what?" " I'm getting to the bottom of this." "Spank his bottom!" "as well as lovers if we ever get married!" "She walks funny." "I'm thirsty." "This punch makes you thirsty." "Where is the nearest bathroom?" "no." "Stay." " I need to go to the bathroom." " You're going to call Doyle." "What?" "You've got my cell phone." "but we do have payphones." " I'm not going to call Doyle." " Yes you are." " I don't even have money on me." " Uh-huh." "bathroom?" " Over there." " I'll be right back." "Good." "Excuse me?" "Could I trouble you for some change?" "I just need some change to make a call." "Could you –" "I just need to make a call!" " Where are we going?" " You'll see." " What is this?" " You wouldn't want me to spoil it." "welcome to the Stars Hollow dioramic history room presentation." "and please no lewd behavior of any kind during our presentation." "I'm just getting the lewd behavior out of the way before the presentation." "It's the dawn of time." "And whether you believe that a Supreme Being created the earth... one thing's for certain." "Early men walked the land we are now on." "there's no proof that the first tools weren't invented right here in Stars Hollow." "Huh." "That wrench is really getting him hot." "there's people!" " That's half the fun." "was the Jebediah family." "daughter Harriet... born without speech." "I wonder what that first conversation was when they rode up to their new home?" "mother?" "Ezekiel." "ho." "And look at this fertile soil." "Just a-wantin' to yield crops." "Ezekiel." "But what of the young'uns?" "What have they to say of their new home?" "and be schooled at home!" "Hey!" "My divining rod is twitching!" "That means there's water a-plenty." "it's time for supper." "Joseph?" "hollow." "What name should I give this place?" "Hollow..." "Stars..." "Hollow..." "Stars..." "No." "Really?" "They're going to leave us on a cliffhanger?" "Sophie!" "I don't have time for coffee right now." "You owe me an explanation!" "You – woman!" "What are you talking about?" "except as a role model for heartbreak!" "familiar with the world of sensual pleasure..." "Times Square." "I bet you've even smoked a cigarette or two!" "your breath would stop an elephant!" "but you've lived there." "You know where the best bagels are and you've been with men." "sister!" "But I know what cleaning products he likes." "Do you?" "I'm not sure how to answer that." "because he doesn't like you!" "He likes me!" " Who?" " Zach!" " Zach?" " Zach!" "Come here." "Zach?" "Lane!" "Talk!" "Why are you playing a banjo?" "I like the banjo." "But why didn't you tell me?" "Lane." "You and me." "I was embarrassed." "So the guys and I have been jamming on the sly here." "Sophie let us." "I like the banjo." "when you're playing it." " Really?" " Yeah..." "It's kind of hot." "The guys are watching." "go back to your playing." "Cool." "Oh!" "And I got three things of Pine-Sol." "I've been dying to tell you!" "But there's been this weird thing between us." "Lemon?" "Yeah." "Because I know that's what you like." "boys." "damn it!" "keep walking." "Keep walking!" "I need fifty cents!" "Come on!" "Just fifty cents!" "Watch it!" "¡Get out of the street!" "Hey!" "Give me fifty cents!" "Fall in a hole!" "your voicemail is full!" "Again!" "so bring the Hummer." "and erase those stupid messages." "but in Stars Hollow that's all we thought about." "was the sole supplier of all things pertaining to sanitation and hygiene for our boys in World War two." "Remember their snappy theme song?" "head held high with Buff-Rite!" "urinal cakes the Buff-Rite factory nevertheless afforded hundreds of Stars Hollow residents healthy livelihoods." "that's me." "I've got to take this." " I'll meet you outside." "I've seen enough." "I can't get enough." "smell right –" "Remember the sixties?" "The town of Stars Hollow does!" "What a headache!" "A veritable dark age culminating in a sit-in that gathered over a thousand freaks from the Tri-county area." "Lorelai!" "It's Sandra from American Travel." "hi." "Thanks for getting back to me so quickly." "what's up?" "I was just thinking about – by the way." "Everyone just flipped for it here." "wonderful." "Thank you." "I think I may have crossed a line with the stuff about my mother?" "What?" "No!" "It was the best part!" "so it's in the article?" "but it's in." "It's great color." "I was wondering if maybe you could lose some of that color." "Would that screw things up too much?" "but the stuff about your mother is great!" "My editor flipped." "Wow." "So it's already gone to an editor?" "We turn things around pretty quickly." "it would be a big favour." "I would really rather not." "It was a lot of work." "for a friend?" "We're not friends." "right." "Look." "It's too late to change it." "The only other option we have is pulling it altogether." "and just subbing in something else." "The whole article?" "The cover and everything?" "The whole thing." "Oh." "okay?" "sure." "Thanks for calling me back." "Bye." "I'm sure looking forward to work today!" "put your Etch-a-Sketch away and come sit down." " What's this?" " Modern life in Stars Hollow." "mother." "mom!" "I just love serving breakfast to my family." "And I love Jesus!" "people seem to be having a good time." "but spectacular." "It's more than I thought it would be." "way more." "I'm seriously considering going permanent with this." "What?" "I think we've got something here." "Something big." "A two-month run isn't enough!" "We've at least got to hold it over through the summer!" "Taylor –" "I'm thinking we should keep it open for at least a year." "Even if it doesn't make money." "we've got the publicity." "We've made the guidebooks." "My God!" "We'll have a Cooperstown-type attraction on our hands!" "no!" " What?" "Are you blind?" "This place is a piece of crap!" " What?" "A piece of –" " Look at it!" "The old man's stuff... it's not even historical!" "It's all a bunch of stuff that may have belonged to people who may have distantly related to people... it's a little rough –" "It's a joke." "I don't get it." "You helped build this!" "You were so co-operative!" "Why are you turning on it like this?" "Turning on me?" " I want the house." " What?" "right?" "but – then it's got to be this house." "Oh – okay?" "I got involved with this whole thing to stay close to the house and keep on your good side." "You had the control." "I should have known that you were doing this for selfish reasons." "I can't change that." "But I've got to be honest here." "This museum is not going to make it." "the floor broke through from just the cannonball." "It's going to take money." "Do you want to keep a money loser on the books?" "Taylor." "It's a money pit." "I don't want a money pit on the books." "I swear." "you and Lorelai..." "Me and whoever." "Yeah." "I'll think about it." "before the Nederlanders swoop in and whisk it away to Broadway." "And at three bucks a pop." "That crappy "Epis" show costs a hundred bucks." "maybe we'll go through again." "Once is not enough!" "again." "and I think you should just pull the article." "I'm sure." "But thanks." "Okay." "Bye." "was it all I said it would be?" "seen her anywhere?" "no." " Wow." " What?" "and that brick." "Yeah." " It's beautiful." " Yeah." "It's a great house." "Mom." "what's wrong?" "I don't feel good." "I really don't feel good." "let's get you home." "You need help?" "Want me to drive?" "it's just five minutes." "Come on." "Dean." "Come on." "Give me that attitude." "What's up?" "whatever." "You want to punch me?" "buddy?" " Just go back to your girlfriend." " Fine." "Whatever." "While you've got one." "What's that supposed to mean?" " What do you think it means?" " I'm not playing games here!" "Your situation is no different from mine." "Buddy." "I've got work to do." "Then go." "They want more than this." "Don't you see that?" "And all you are is this." "Dean." "She grew up." "She moved on." "Accept it." "and it's not enough." "and you can't take her anywhere." "You're here forever." " It's different." " It's not different." "You and me." "Same thing." "Why doesn't he like me?" "Why doesn't he call me?" "What did I do?" "it's okay." "It's okay." "Logan –" "it's okay."