"Sam Kotr Village 1932" "Mommy..." "Mommy." "Mommy..." "Mommy." "We'll die a mass death." "Mommy..." "Mommy!" "Don't hurt me!" "70 Years Later." "Let's go." "It's hot." "Damn it, Belle!" "30 baht and the bus breaks down." "20 baht!" "The rest was for his sex change." "Feel my wrath?" "What's wrong with Belle?" "I don't know." " Must be the heat." " Excuse me!" "Just like an angel." "That's why I came." "Such with skin." "Don't block my view." "Come everyone." "Let's walk." "Belle, where are you taking us?" "Just one second." "I'll ask these kids." "Hey kids." "Which way to Sam Kotr Village?" "So clever, Thank you." "Buffalo butt." "You little bastard." "I'll Kill you." "No!" "Don't." "C'mon everyone." "Let's go." "Sam Kotr Village" "As stated in the letter we sent, we'd like to improve the poor health of Sam Kotr villagers with an exercise regimen." "Who says we have poor health?" "Stay for awhile and you'll know that our village cursed." "Someone takes him home." " He's drunk and spouting nonsense." " Be careful where you walk." "It's dark." "Have some rest and we'll pick up tomorrow." "Hey, buster." "Your bed's over there." "Go!" "Gecko." "Sure is." " Gecko and Fried Chili." " What?" "I've got to pee." "Keep me company." "Go piss on your own." " Don't even." "Not a word." " Ten Baht?" "A hundred Baht." "What's that noise?" " Do you hear what I hear?" " Belle, go take a look." " Ladies first." " It's scary." "Be brave." "I respect women." "Belle, you should go." "Ma Mi." "My tits are nicer." "Take a look." "Wait!" "Don't go up yet." "Why?" "What's wrong?" "I'll give you... 100... 200..." "I'm counting on to ten." "Then I'm going in." "One to ten." "Not out yet?" "We're sleepy." "Come on." "Hurry up." "Help me." "There're geckoes all over." "Are you alright?" "3, 2, 1" "Belle." "Help me." "Help me." "3, 2, 1." "Yeah!" "Geck, geck, geck..." "Geckoes!" " Are you ready?" " Yeah." "12345" "Water." "Come have a drink." "Kid's stuff." "1234..." "Fah, some water, 'kay?" "Can't you ask nicely with sweet words?" "Beautiful Fah." "Could I have some cold water to cool my heart?" "Should I pluck them all?" " Belle, dear." " Yes." "Your make-up's so pretty you deserve a drink." "Thank you, it's nothing much." "Nice words for nothing." "Are you okay?" "Let's get you up." "How's it going, handsome?" "Don't pass out yet." "What was it you meant last night?" "You really want to know?" "If I tell you, you can't tell anyone." "Pob, the liver hungry ghost." "Pob?" "Why am I wasting time talking to a drunk?" "My wife looks strong and healthy today." "Tonight should see some action." "Drinking water." "Over there." "Why didn't you wait for me, guys?" "Ahem." "Hello." "Hello." "Hello." "Hello." "Wait for me!" "Let me look too." "That's nothing special." "Watch me." "I'll give you a show." "Rubbing my arms." "Damn perverts." "Ouch!" "Don't gang up on me, guys." "Quiet." "She might hear you." "Kids nowadays sure grow up quick." "Get your tickets for sexy June X here." " Fah, can I have a ticket?" " If you get in line." " Come on." " Not even for friends." "Thank you all for coming to listen to Julia's ideas." "If the ticket seller was that pretty then they'd be sold out." "What did you say?" "I'm sick of you two bickering." "In the end you'll kiss and make up." "Who wants a dog like him for a mate." "At least I'm not bitch." "I don't believe it." "I'm going to die." "Another dog beat you to it." "Serves you right." "Tell us your tricks." "Listen and take notes." "Your look is out." "Then what's in?" " Small." " Small!" " Short." " Short!" " Slim." " Slim!" " Sharp." " Sharp!" " Premature ejaculating." " Premature ejaculating." " Really?" " Really?" " Upgrade or be outdated, guys." " So I've been wrong all along." "Excuse me." "Wait up." "38 degrees." "A slight fever." "Was his bowel movement normal?" "Let's check again." "His fever rises and falls." "What's this?" "He was fine just now." "39 degrees." "What's going on?" "I'm sorry." "Hello, Hi, Pu." "Here, you don't need that." "You can walk." "That's great." "Doctor, how's my friend?" "His liver doesn't seem to be functioning." " Not functioning?" " Wait." "What's his name?" " Wisant, sir." " Yes, his liver's not functioning." "Does that mean he's an alcoholic, Doc?" "That I don't know." "Wimol." "Feeling better?" "You can go home." "And I'll see you in 2 weeks." " Cheeseburger." "With liver?" " Yes." "Thanks." "Keep the change." "Sudarat." " Your relative?" " More like yours!" "Go in peace." "Her relatives are here, right?" "Uh, doctor?" "Yesterday's report?" "I've seen it already." "Here, take the bag." "Keep taking your medicine." "What's the cause of his liver failure?" "From the x-ray it's like he lacks a liver." "Lacks a liver?" "Yes, that's right." " No Liver?" " But don't worry." " I'll check him again." " Doctor, you're needed in ER." "ER." "Yes, right away." "Don't worry." "I'll check him again." " What's going on?" " That's Miaw's voice." "Miaw, what's wrong?" "My bra's missing." "Missing again?" "Here's proof." "I'm scared." "Damn pervert." "I'd better not find you." "Hello." "This is Pim." "Old McDonald had some bras E-I-E-I-O." "And old McDonald had some bras, E-I-E-I-O." "Question one:" "The number of women working..." " Do you want to study?" " Yes, yes." "Now she's hardcore." "I've had my eyes on him." "And that big tits steals him away." "This is her third." "Who's left?" "Give me back my book." "Not until you talk to me." "I have nothing to say." "But I do." "Then say it." "Do you think Gir's changed?" "If you want love advice." "Talk to someone else." "Pob, the liver hungry ghost." "I thought it was a porno." "Don't you think Gir's changed a lot?" "Since the trip?" "Sexier, right?" "Your want her, right?" " I know you, you sneaky womanizer." " You guys." "Be nice." "Jealous?" "Of what?" "I know." "Flat screen TV." "The picture's sharp." "Let me plug in my game console." "Crazy idiot!" "But it's true." "No one's listening." "Belle, wait up." "What's up?" "I think Wisant's death is connected to Gir." "Stop, this is the girl's bathroom." "Boys over there." "I'm going to pee." " Both of you." "Over there." " But I've got to pee." "Not even you." "Listen to me." "Just shut up." "Now I've got to pee standing." "Wait for me." "The femur is the bone between your ankle and knee." "Sternum." "Fah, after this..." "Quiet please." "Go easy on the booze and drugs right now." "Don't forget Wisant." "Who would think an A student like him was a boozer." "It was the Pob ghost." "It ate his liver." "Pob ghost." "Very funny." "Belle, I'm serious." "Sure." "I'm going to eat." "Pob my ass." "Sweet liver." "Fried Chicken Liver." "Raw liver." "Duck liver noodles." "Mushroom..." "And I want the liver rare." "Coming up." "That's right." "Order what you like." "Go ahead." "If you say so." "Go ahead." "Eat." "Keep eating." "I'm so sorry." "Lately, I seem so clumsy." "Excuse me while I pick up my fork." "Wow, you're a fast eater, Gir." "Would you like anything else?" "Yes, another round of the same." "More?" "Sure, it's my treat." "You're quite the fast diner." "But I'm faster." "Just watching you eat makes me happy." "Hello." "Where are you?" "There's something important." "Nothing's more important than my date." "Do you love me?" "Of course." "More than that piece of liver?" "I'll be right back." "My phone's ringing again." "What an interruption!" "Hello..." "What the fuck's your problem?" "I turn off my cell and you call me at home?" "Go on." "What is it?" "I think Gir is possessed by Pob." "Possessed by Pob?" "That means I'm with Pob right now, then." "I'm serious." "If you don't want to die like Wisant you need to get out right now." "Are you crazy?" "Damn it." "How romantic." "Just how I like it." "Don't be scared." "Be patient." "Slow down." "Up a little more." "I'll make it off myself." "One second." "I'll be back." "Why are you calling again?" "Ruining my mood." "Believe me." "She's really Pob." "I'm 98% sure." "Right now, I'm 99.99% sure." "Woo, are you there?" "Follow me if you can." "You're pretty but deadly." "Catch me, if you can." "Call me when you're normal." "Wait for me!" "At this university, there has been a pate of liver deaths." "The cause is still a mystery." "We'll take you to seek the truth from this professor." "Professor, what is the cause of this outbreak?" "Does it have something to do with diet?" "The thing is..." "Is it connected to government policy?" "The 30-baht health care scheme?" "Is liver disease covered?" "Pretty but deadly." "I won't dare date again." "Ouch." "My back still hurts." "Think she's coming to school today?" "Probably not." "Don't be scared." "Think I'll catch any disease from her?" "Nah, don't worry." "You might get rabies, though." "For real." "I'm not a dog." "Why would I get rabies?" "Why are you two accusing her?" "It's true." "She's possessed." "I saw it myself." "Pob." "Schmop." "What nonsense." "If you don't believe me, you're fooling yourself." "Her nails get real long." "Then she scratches." "Enough." "Demerits for both of you." "And take down all the signs." "You're excused." "Pob." "Schmop." "What nonsense." "Come out, young lady." "Hello." "Come and take a look." "They have caught the pervert." "Crazy pervert." "Please, let me check him first." "Pervert." "Sex fiend." "That's mine." "We need to keep them as evidence." "Let's see his face." "It's Kating." "Serves the pervert right." "Good thing I wear no bra." "Belle, why would he take your bra and ruin his vision?" "Why?" "I'm pretty." "Who killed Kating?" "Com, tell them that I've seen it." "When she's mad her nails get long." " And she grows fangs." " Gir's so gentle." "It's possible she's possessed by Pob." "Possessed by Pob?" "I get it." "She didn't like you, so now she's possessed." "If you don't believe me I'll prove it tonight." "Do you dare?" "Gir's leaving with that asshole." "Then we should follow them." "You crazy pervert." "Don't worry about me." "Take care of yourself." "Drink milk everyday." "Watch your vision playing computer games." "Brush your teeth before bed." "And don't wear the same underwear for more than three days." "I'll wait for you on the Milky Way." "Why the Milky Way?" "Come here before Pob eats your liver." "It's behind you." "Hurry." "I make merit everyday." "How come I'm going to die?" "He's handsome." "Who is he?" " I have met him at the library." " He's my hero." "You angered the ghost." " And brought it on yourself." " What should we do?" "You're on your own now." "What do you mean?" "The instructions are in the box." "Anti-Pob Condoms." "Why am I so sore?" "She is really fast." "What?" "Ouch!" "Just my luck." "Now the lights are fucked and I have a headache." "What's wrong with the lights in the store?" "Do you want anything else with that?" "No." "75 Baht and 50 Satang." "I'm out of here." "Help." "Hurry up and lock the door." "What have you done?" "Do you know this room has a history?" "The student before me was from upcountry so he stayed in the dorms over the break." "One night something creepy happened." "There was a loud knocking sound." "Just telling it makes me scared." "When he opened the door he found nothing." "Just a snail, which he kicked in anger." "That's not it." "Three years later he reaped the results of his action." "One night there was a knocking just like before." "When he opened the door there was a snail again and he." " Kicked it again, right?" " No." "This time it could speak." " Are you serious?" " Of course." "I'm scared." "It said, "Why did you kick me 3 years ago, asshole." Creepy, huh." "Belle, your snail is here." "Not a snail." "A leech." "Handsome pizza delivery boy." "I didn't order any." "You said he was cute." "Hurry." "It's coming." "Belle, I'm right here." "Are you trying to kill us?" "It's Belle." "Sorry." "Are you okay?" "I didn't mean to." "Really." "Belle, are you okay?" "I need mouth to mouth resuscitation." "Mouth to mouth resuscitation?" "Get hit in the face and now you want mouth to mouth resus?" " I need it mouth to mouth." " What?" "Now?" "Mistine's here." "Take out the condom." "Right now?" "We're in a bit of a jam." "Give me the anti-Pob condom right now." "Hurry." "Before we all die." "She's coming." "We're all going to die." "Check her out, man." "Do you think it's still there?" "It's gone." "Kong, are you home?" "What's with the racket so early?" "Hello." "We urgently need to see Kong." "What are the girls for?" "Some evil ritual?" "No." "One of our friends has been possessed." "Damn son." "Everyday a new problem." "Come in." "You're his mother?" " Yes." " You're so pretty." "He must be half right?" "That's right." "Half what." "Half ghost, half human." "Half ghost, half human." "Well, if you love him then..." "Wait up." "Why is your face so black?" "Dry skin." "Not dry season?" "Kong, you have guests." "The ghost has left her body." "Really!" "Where is it then?" "I don't know." "Excellent." "So hi-tech." "We'll definitely slay it now." "I don't dare touch it." "Cool..." "I." "We've got to team up and kill it with these guns." "What you're holding is..." "Ghost Gun version Millennium Edition." "Ghost Gun version Millennium Edition." "How will we know where it is?" "Simple." "This is a special camera." "With the ghost screen filter we can see where it is." "Thank you." "This camera can also see through clothes." "Put it down right now, pervert." "These guns can only stop it once for an hour at a time." "Ready?" " Okay." " Okay." " Ready?" " Yes." " Go!" " Go!" "GHOST HUNTER to BABY SAUSAGE..." "I'm detecting strong Pob signals." "She must be close by." "Roger." "We'll split up and search." "Okay." "Men." "You pervert." "That's to look for Pob not to look at men." "Just a peek." "Here you go ahead." "Hello." "I'll follow you there." "My gun's fake." "This is real." "I'm just a dumb girl playing." "I don't swing that way." "The first time is rough." "But you'll grow to like it." "Want to try?" "Darling, hit me again." "Yes, again." "Target located. 3 o'clock." "Stop and give yourself up." "There it is." "Damn." "It left the body again." " What an ass!" "Can you see?" " Really." "All that blood is a sign of something special." "Just a big pimple on his ass." "Stop wasting time." "Shoot anyone suspicious." "Let's spread out." " Okay." " Belle, Go..." "Go..." "Woo, follow them, quick." " Don't worry." "It's nothing." " It's not." "It's bleeding a lot." "Fah." "Mister, the thing is we're lost." "Can you show us the way out?" "Crawl t-this way and there'll be a s-split." "G-Go left into a narrow vent and s-squeeze through." "T-Turn right and then l-left." "S-Straight ahead is a 3-way split." "G-Go straight." "A-a dangerous curve." "Keep going." "Explaining this is really tiring." "Son, how do I get to Bangrajan?" "Bangrajan?" "Pim, you go that way." "And I'll go this way, okay?" "Mister, are you lost too?" "Just follow me then." "Are you okay?" "Light headed?" "What are you doing?" "Can't you hear me?" "I'm doomed." "Help me." "I'm a virgin." "I can't die yet." "What's the rush, Son?" "I'm lost and can't get out." "Listen." "Go straight." "At the split." "Turn left." "Turn right." "Squeeze through." "At the split." "Keep going." "Climb down." "Which way?" "Don't follow me." "If I see it again I'll shoot it to death." "If I see it I'll help you kill it." "Let's see." "It doesn't stink." "I'm going to kill you." "Pob." "Be calm." "It must be gone." "I think it's jumped bodies." "Yes, we're okay." "Abdominizer project seventy fiver is starting." "We have to set the computer up." "Fah, Pim." "Wait here and watch Pob." "Let's go." "Hurry up, Woo." "Meanie." "Pim." "I'll be back." "I have to pee." "Pim, look out!" "Our school's so cheap." "These are old and heavy but easy to fix." "And I thought you were good." "Com, honey." "Fah." "Are you free?" "I need to talk." "Go on." "I can do this." "Go on." "Fah, Fah." "Fah, what's on your mind?" "Would you like some bliss as well, Handsome?" "Who are you teasing, you queer?" "Is it gone?" "It's gone." "Or else." "Com!" "Be careful." "What's up?" "You wanted her once, right?" "Are you crazy?" "Who likes small tits like that?" "It's us." "It's here." "Com." "Com, where is it?" "Up there." "Help me before it gets away." "Hold it down." "Harder." "Just a bit more." " We need juice." " There is none." " What do you want me to do?" " Go get some juice." "I can't hold anymore." "Be patient." "Let go of my friend." "Let him go." "Com, do it now!" "Come on." " Hurry up." " Come on." "On the head, shoulders, stomach and most importantly..." "Are you done?" "I can't hold much longer." "What are you doing?" "Do it!" "Don't be a gent." "Hurry!" "Just stick them on." "Quick." "Quickkkk" "Com, it fell off." "Fah, are you okay?" "She's perfect." "I'm going to stop being gay." "That's my girlfriend." "I want her." "Every CD." "Brand new for 50 baht." "MP3 CD's for 50 baht." "Real copies for 50 baht." " Just like the original." " The sound's excellent." "Stop!" "You're under arrested for selling pirated CD's." "You have the right to remain silent." "Anything you say can and will be used against"