"Wow, it´s dark in here" "WOW, and now it's too bright!" " 182702 agent Rick Dicker interrogating" " Wow" "Stage name, please" "Kari, Kari McKeen" "It's like Carrie, only with a 'K' instead of a 'C' and an 'Ah' instead of an 'Eh' and only one 'R' and an 'I' intead of an 'IE'." "Tell me about the incident" "Well, it started out like any normal sitting day" "You know, with the reasuring on the parents and all." "Mrs. Parr, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out." "Can't i little bee boo babe?" "Who can handle it?" "Who can handle it?" "Mrs. Parr?" "Mrs. Parr?" "Oh, well." "She knows you're in good hands." "Now who's ready for some neurological estimulating?" "Its time for cognitive developm... eh?" "Oooh bitsy boo boo baby..." "Where is he hidding?" "That was really weird" "Wait right here" "Hello Mrs. Parr." "This is Kari." "I have a question, about Jack-Jack." "Can you call me?" "Jack-Jack?" "Baby...?" "Where are you?" "Where...?" "Ahhhhhhh!" "Mrs. Parr it's me Jack-Jack its fine but weird things are happening and you need to tell me what to do." "Coz I..." "How'd you get...?" "Ahhhhh!" "We are gonna calm things down a bit now, and look at flash cards." "Won't that be fun?" "Triangle" "Good" "House" "Good" "Camp Fire" "Don't panic!" "Baby on fire, baby on fire!" "My baby..." "My baby..." "Is this the Parr residence?" "Yes!" "I'm Kari - the babysitter!" "Well, hello" " Kari..." "I'm..." "You're my replacement, thank heavens you've come!" "What's the "S" stand for?" "for... sitter!" "Yeah, sitter." "Originally i was going to have the initials for babysitter but then I'd be going around with a big BS and you understand why I couldn't go with that." "And you believed him" "The baby was exploding!" "Have you ever seen an exploding baby before, Mr. Dicker?" "What's that?" "You told anyone else about this?" "your parents?" "Yeah, they tought I was beeing funny." "But you believe me." "Don't you Mr. Dicker?" "Sure kid" "I just wish I could forget the whole thing." "You will kid..." "You will."