"Byron!" "I don't even like coming into doctors' offices." "I don't get sick ever." "I don't never get sick." " Você sabe disso." " Bem, obrigado por ter vindo comigo." "You're welcome, honey." "You know I'm always on your side, honey." "I just don't get sick." "I don't never get sick." "You're..." "You sick, but I don't get sick." "I'm sorry." " Você nervosa, querida?" " Não." "It's gonna be whatever it's gonna be." "Your mama taught you well, baby." "You got strong faith, Shirley, strong faith." "Hello." "Good God." "Lord have mercy." "Good God, he fine." "Doc, I'm sick." "It's in my chest, Doc." "Feel my chest." "Come on." "Put your hands on my chest, Doc." "Feel me." "Check my chest, Doc, please." "I'm..." "Tia Bam." "Pare com isso." "She's cute." "Cute?" "Cute is for puppies." "You mess with me, Doc, I'll have you somewhere sucking on your thumb, calling for your mama!" "Standing on your left leg, bowing down on your right, wondering what I'm gonna do to you tonight." "Pop, pop, pop it off..." " Você se casou, Doc?" " Não, senhora." " Você reta?" " Tia Bam ..." "What?" "You gotta ask these questions nowadays, honey." "Will you please wait out in the waiting room?" " Por favor?" " Estou constrangedor você?" "I'm sorry, baby." "I don't mean no harm." "Help me up, Doc." "Just help me up." "I gotta bend up like this." "You see, Doc, listen, I don't even get sick." "I don't even like coming into doctors' offices." "Porque todos vocês gostam de fazer é apenas sonda todas as pessoas maiores, sentimento, tocar todos eles ..." "Two, four, six-pack." "Look at that?" "What?" "Sorry." "Okay, and look, look at your little offices." "This is too small in here." "Ain't no room for nobody to turn around." "See, I like to turn it." "When I turn it around I like to..." " Ele é hetero." " Tia Bam." "Okay." "But look here, watch this, watch this." "Did you like that?" "I know he did, look at him." " Tia Bam, vá em frente, agora." " Você corar." "Ok, me desculpe." "E você não estar lá fora fumar." "You better be worried about what I'm gonna be out here smoking." "Porque eu vou estar aqui de fumar." "Eu vou sair aqui de fumar." "E gosto do que eu vou estar de fumar." "Eu gosto de ver meu nome no puff." "She's something else." "You don't know the half of it." "So tell me, Dr. Evans." "Well, Ms. Shirley, I hate to be the bearer of bad news." "Just tell me." "The reason you've been short of breath and having the headaches is because the cancer is back." "It's much more aggressive this time." "I'm sorry." "I've called in a specialist who wants to try another round of chemotherapy." "Listen, I'm tired." "We've been fighting this thing for, what, seven years?" "I really thought we had it beat." "Don't you look so sad." "What I know is that every day that God gives us is a gift." "E quando ele pára de dar para mim, então eu tenho que estar com ele." "So it's all right." "You're an amazing woman, Shirley." "You're always smiling." "Your faith gives me hope." "Well, God bless you." "I'll call and make an appointment." "Okay?" "Thank you, Doctor." "Good kush, good kush, good kush, good kush." "Good kush, good kush." "Hey." "Christ, praise the Lord." "Good kush." "Baby, eu não iria lá." "Eu não iria lá se eu fosse você, querida." "I told you." "Contact." "She's gonna be right when she comes out of there." " Cora." "Cora." " Tia Bam." "Baby, o que você está fazendo aqui?" "Mr. Brown wasn't feeling well last night." "Well, you know he has diabetes, right?" " Ele faz?" " Yep." " Senhor, que vai matá-lo." " Não diga isso." " Senhor, ele vai morrer." "Ele vai morrer." " Ele é ..." "He's not gonna die with that." " Bem, vá lá atrás e vê-lo então." " Bem, tudo bem." "Well, wait a minute now, why are you..." "I'm all right, honey, I don't get sick." "I'm here with Shirley." "Shirley's back there." " Como ela está?" " Ela está bem." "She's okay." "She's got strong faith." " Isso é o que precisamos." " Ela tem uma parte traseira forte, também." "That could have made a lot for her back in the day..." "Mas, ela poderia puxar o inferno fora de um vagão." " O que você ..." " Sim." "Não é mesmo ..." "Nós não precisamos de cavalos." "Shirley was a horse all by herself." "She works like a horse, she treats people nice." "Yeah." "It's just not good to get sick and you treat people nice." "That just don't ever seem fair to me." " Bem, I. .." " Mas tudo bem, eu acho, you know, the Lord just moves in mysterious ways." " Sim, ele faz." " Para realizar Suas maravilhas." "Yes, well, okay." "I'll talk to you later, all right?" " Eu vou vê-lo." " Por favor, porque você ..." " E eu vou chamá-lo." "Não me chame." " Tudo bem." "Porque você fala demais é o que você faz." "What you be saying, though." "Hey, baby." "What the doctor say?" "It's not good." "Girl, you gonna be all right." "You gonna be all right." "Not this time." "I need you to call all my children." "Okay, well, when we get home, baby, I'll turn it on for you." "Assim que chegar à casa, All My Children ..." "Bam." "You know, Bam, you need to stop smoking all that weed." "Every time you smoke that weed you act like you crazy." "What are you talking about?" "You said you wanted to see All My Children." "I said I was gonna turn it on for you." "I wanna see all my family." "Well, okay, make up your mind, hon." "Do you wanna see All My Children or you wanna see All in the Family?" "Which one?" " Bam." " O quê?" "Come on, let's go catch this bus before we're too late." "Wait, Shirley, baby, did the doctor ask for my number?" "Did he?" "Did he ask for my digits?" "... Chegar ao hospital?" "You just gonna come up here and bring me like I'm a kid to the hospital." "You got diabetes and you wasn't feeling well and I brought you to the hospital." "Well, I feel well now." "Can we go?" " Bom dia." " Bom dia, doutor." "Como você está fazendo?" " Muito bem, obrigado." " Bom, bom." "Now, Mr. Brown, you have to take your insulin." "I've been taking." " Agora, você está comendo direito?" " Sim, com certeza, eu estou comendo direito." "Sim." "No, he doesn't." "He's lying." "Cora, ain't nobody..." "You don't call me no liar." "I'm your daddy." "You come here, you're gonna sit there and look at my face and call me no liar." " Você não sabe o que eu comer." " Eu sei o que ele comeu." "He ate 10 pieces of bacon, three eggs, a biscuit and a pork chop with jelly and orange juice." "Just for your information that's where you lie," "Porque eu nem sequer comer carne de porco." "Eu comi presunto." "Obrigado." "See, the problem with a lot of people is they think diabetes is just a little sugar." "It isn't." "Now you have to eat right..." " Ele não faz isso." " ..." "Você tem que exercitar." "He don't do that." "E deixe-me dizer uma coisa, há pessoas que perderam a visão, their limbs, and even died from this disease." "Now you gotta get serious about this, lose some weight, ... Começar a se exercitar, ou as coisas podem piorar." " Exercício." "Exercising, losing weight..." "I am..." "Doctor, I hear what you..." "Você está ouvindo o que ele está dizendo?" "Cora, didn't I just say I hear what he's saying?" "Now you're gonna make me whoop you." "Get you some business." "You need to get you a husband, maybe that'll keep you out of other people's business." " Você se casou, doutor?" " Não, senhor." "Cora ain't married neither." "Why don't you ask her to marry you and y'all live happily ever after in a forest or something?" "So she can leave me alone, stay out of my business." "Stay out of my mental function." "What?" "Now, Mr. Brown, I've also noticed you've never had a colonoscopy." "Oh, yes, that's where you're wrong." "I drink colas all the time." "I like colas with ice and everything." "E ele não deve ser colas beber." "Não há muito açúcar, não está lá, doutor?" "Cora, you're too much sugar." "Looking like a bag of cotton candy." "Cora is the snack demon." "That's right." "I caught her one day sneaking to get some chips." "Under your bed, I found them chip bags." "E ela ficou sacos e copos de refrigerante de água e tudo sob sua cama." " Você ..." " Quantos Oreos seria essa?" " Você ..." " Você sabe quantos que é!" "Diga-me." " Você sabe quantos ..." " Cinco Oreos." "You can tell me 'cause you tried to tell me the other night." "We're not in here about me..." "Mr. Brown, I do have to tell you that you are well past 40 now." "Way past!" "Well, I ain't that much past." "You're trying to make it seem like 40 is down there, and I'm way back..." "I'm close to 40." "Forty's over there and I'm right there." "You make it seem like I'm old or something." "The point I'm trying to make is that you should be having regular colon and prostrate exams." "It could save your life." "Okay." "You go ahead and check my collasum and my prostitute." "All right?" "It's prostate, Mr. Brown." "Cora, I know." "It's the same thing." "Just go ahead and just check me." "Hold on." "I had some of Cora's chips I found and I might have some on my prostitate." "Go ahead and check." "Not that end, Mr. Brown." "The other end." "You talking about my beginning and the end?" " Sim!" " O diabo é um mentiroso!" "You can't be back there like that." " Espere, doutor." "Espere!" " Pegue-o, Doc." "I'm new!" "Please!" "Hey, Madea." "What the doctor say about Brown?" "He's better." "He just has to watch his diabetes, just like you." "Oh, yeah, he got to watch that, honey, he got to watch that for real." "He's gotta stop eating all that foolishness and start exercising." "You right." "You right." "I think I'm gonna have the number four." "Welcome to Snax." "May I take your order?" "Você está em um daqueles throughs-drive?" "Yes, I'm at a drive-through." "Hell, I'm hungry." "I'm trying to get some breakfast." "Didn't I just tell you, you have to start eating healthier?" "Cora, hell, I don't wanna hear that." "I know you're probably standing right next to a vending machine right now." "What you got, a honey bun?" "Byron!" "Cora, listen, I got to go now." "Girl, I'm driving on the phone." "You know Oprah don't want me driving on the phone." "Goodbye." "I'm upset, or whatever the case may be." "I would like to have a ham, egg and cheese biscuit and orange juice." "Chamada Dia de volta ..." "Não, você chamá-lo em seu telefone," "I'm gonna keep callin' Byron, but I'm gonna keep hanging up, answering," ""Nah, nah, nah"." "Espere um pouco." " Heller?" " Senhora, eu ouvi-lo." "Segure-se!" " É melhor você responder a essa telefone ou ..." " Tudo bem." "Tudo certo." "O serviço não é o que costumava ser, eu lhe digo." "It's Sabrina." "Byron..." "You need to go on Maury for him, girl." "For real, dawg." "It's hot as hell in this Cadillac and I don't have no air conditioner." "What do you wanna eat?" "I want a ham and egg and a cheese biscuit, okay?" "Heller!" "We're out of ham." "You out of ham?" "Okay." "All right." "Fine, fine." "Then give me an egg and cheese biscuit." "We're out of egg." "You're out of egg?" "You're just..." "Fine!" "Then just give me a damn biscuit." "It's 10:31, ma'am, and we just stopped serving breakfast." "Hold the hell on." "I've been sitting here for 15 minutes waiting on your..." "No, honey." "No, no, no." "I don't care." "I want breakfast." "You want something else like lunch or something?" "Não é ninguém dizer nada sobre o almoço." "I don't want no lunch." "I want breakfast." " Pequeno-almoço terminou às 10h30 ..." " Oh, não inferno." "Everybody's all screaming around me or whatever." " Eu não sei o que você está falando." " Garotinha." "What?" "I'm about to get carbon peroxide poisoning in this damn car, waiting on you to get me my damn food." "This Cadillac is old as hell." "Where's my food at, honey?" "We're out of egg, we're out of ham, and we're out of cheese and biscuit." "So can you get out of line, please?" "Where's your manager, honey?" "Look, I am the manager." "Now move!" "Move!" "You hear these people, it's crazy!" "For real!" "She got crazy." "What the..." "Hell, you ain't got no damn sense." "I told you I want my damn food." "Oh, my God!" "I'm taking everything you got." "You act like you ain't got no sense..." "Lady, what is wrong with you?" " Oh, meu Deus!" " Que diabos há de errado com você?" "You're gonna videotape me?" "You're gonna videotape me?" "I'm taking it out." "I'm trying to be patient, I don't know what the hell's wrong with y'all." "Old people, y'all act like y'all ain't got no sense..." " Estou falando de algum alimento ..." " Onde você está?" "... E eu estou alimentando minha filha fat-ass e todos os outros e ver como você gosta disso." "You ain't seen nothing." "I can't wait for you." "If you lookin' for me, my name is Cora Simmons." "... Um, dois." "I called everybody." " Bom!" " Yep." "You scared, Shirley?" "Não há lugar para medo quando estás cansado." "Bam," "I don't want nobody screaming at my funeral." " Shirley." "Eu não quero falar sobre ..." " Venha agora." "Listen to me." "I can't tell this to my children." "I want Reverend Jackson to give an uplifting sermon." "E eu não quero que você deixe os meus filhos brigam por qualquer coisa." "E eu quero Irmã Laura para cantar essa canção que eu gosto," ""O céu está esperando por mim."" "Will you do that for me?" "Yes, I will, baby, but Shirley, you're probably gonna outlive us all." "Only God knows." "Well, just in case you do, ... Quando eu morrer, não quero nem flores." " Não?" "No, I don't want no flowers." "I want y'all to plant marijuana stalks all around my grave." " Eu sabia que ia fazer você sorrir." " Go!" "Instead of pouring some for the homies, like the young folks there," "I want y'all to have a puff, puff, pass, repass." "Just pass them all out." "Just pass them." "I wanna say, "Puff, puff, pass, repass."" "Put that down!" " Eu amo ouvir você rir." " Deus vai te pegar." " Não. .." "I." " Puff, puff pass ..." " Eu quero que você iniciá-lo fora." " Todo o barulho que goin 'on aqui." "Hey, Mama." " Hey." "Oi, querida." " Hi." "Give me little Byron." "Come here, little Byron." " Vá para a tia Bam." " Byron." "Take little Byron." "Take that baby." "Smell like a grown man did it in that diaper." " Mudança da fralda que bebê." " Por favor." " Obtenha que fora de mim." " Ok, mamãe." "Let's go upstairs and change you then, huh?" "Get you fresh." "Baby, can you hand me a diaper out the bag?" "I am not the nanny." "Here." " Bem, obrigado." " Você é bem vindo." "Tudo bem, mamãe." "Eu vou mudá-lo." "Don't you think you need to be going with him somewhere?" "Why?" "That is not my baby." "I don't like you." " Desculpe-me?" " Eu disse que não gosto de você." " Então?" " Bam, o bebê está aqui." "Well, then I tell you what, let's do a nursery rhyme for the baby." "Row, row, row your ho Up and down the street" "Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily She's just a piece of meat" "Whatever!" "That's what I don't like about her." "That's why I get high." "That's why I have to stay high." "Tell me again why we're here." "Listen, my mother wanted all of us to come over, okay?" "I have better things to do than sit at your mama's house." "I mean, I don't know what's worse, the baby poop or the smell of moth balls, or that Bam thing." "Listen, baby, will you..." "Will you please let me just find out what's going on first?" "Depois que eu vou te levar para casa." "How are you gonna take me home?" "You ain't got no car." "Every time I come over here, it's some drama." "You remember your apartment and your Benz?" "Don't you miss it?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Just like I miss going to jail, right?" "E eu não estava ali ao seu lado?" "You?" "But you wasn't in there." "Tudo que você tem que fazer é uma pequena gota e nos levar dinheiro suficiente para conseguir um lugar." "Instead of spending the night at my sister's house and me sneaking up here in your mama's house in the middle of the night." "Come on, Byron, don't you wanna be alone with me in our own place?" "It's just one drop." "Listen, stop talking about that kind of stuff around my son." "Menino, ele não sabe o que estou dizendo." " Renee." " O quê?" "You are not gonna get caught." "Roscoe said you were one of his best guys when you were slinging." "Come on, Byron." "See, when I first met you, you had heart." "Look, and I got heart!" "E eu também tenho um emprego, também." "E isso é o suficiente para nós agora." "I'm out of the game." "Look, I love you, Byron, I really do, but that little 10 an hour you're making is not taking care of me or you." "I don't wanna talk about this no more." "Okay?" "Okay." "Fine." "I told you to go right and you go left." " Tudo bem." " Eu não suporto você, às vezes, Harold." "Had you did what I told you to do we would have been here 15 minutes ago." " Sim ..." " Eu disse que esse menino tem de fazer xixi." " Sim, mas ele está bem." " Que, as pessoas?" "O que até, Bam?" " Eu quero ir ao banheiro." " Hey, baby." "You know where the bathroom is, boy." "Come on." "Wait a minute, that boy is 10 years old and y'all still taking him to the bathroom?" "I told her to stop babying these kids." "What did you say, Harold?" "He said he told you to stop babying these children." "I did not say..." " Cale a boca, que você fez." " Eu não disse que ..." " Hey, Tammy." " Por que você ..." "Você é um mexerico." " Calvin!" " Hey, Shirley, como vai você?" " Onde está Kimberly?" " Você sabe que sua filha, ela está trabalhando, ... Mas ela vai estar aqui." " Oh, bem." " Harold." " Shirley." "It's so good to see my two fine son-in-laws!" " Sim, senhora." " Espere um minuto, eu só vejo um um bem, querida." "Thank you, thank you, thank you, Aunt Bam." "Child, I don't smoke that much, shut up." "Don't turn that..." "Don't..." "Leave that alone." "Now..." "Thank you very much." "You didn't hear me say don't touch?" "Harold, you better get your child." "H.J., stop that now, you see grown folks talking now." "Punk-ass." "See this?" "Look at this right here." "I tell you what..." " Bam, não matá-lo!" "Não matá-lo!" " Sente-se." "Touch it again." "Don't kill him, Aunt Bam!" "Look, Harold can let that child act like he wants to if they want to." "Oh, I got another one, honey." "Touch it again." "Touch it." "Touch it, Shaka Zulu." "Touch it." " Harold, você não vê isso?" " Ele é apenas um garoto." " Você sabe que essas crianças novas, que fazem ..." " Cale a boca!" "He's a kid that needs to know who the parents are, Harold." "What do you expect, Aunt Bam?" "They let these kids run around like they have no home training at all." "That's why I don't allow my son around these children." "Bebê ..." " O que ela disse?" " Tammy, acalme-se." "She said she don't want her children around your children" "Porque seus filhos agir como tolos." "They look like fools, they dress like fools." " Olhe para eles, eles são apenas tolos." " Obrigado." "I know you're not talking about my children." "My boys that I'm raising?" "She punked you." "You look like a sucker." "See?" "This is why I didn't even wanna come over here to begin with." "Girl, you barely spend time with Mama anyway." "Estar aqui é não te matar." "Come on, girls, now calm down." "Why are y'all blowing up my phone up anyway?" "Wait a minute, your mama told me to call y'all over here." " Para quê?" " Eu só queria te ver, isso é tudo." "Mama, you know I got things to do." "Well, at least stay and have dinner with me." "Please?" " Por favor?" " No meio da semana?" "It's bad enough we do this on Sundays." "Princess, when was the last Sunday that you came over here not to eat with us?" "I'm sorry, I must not have been here." "What year was that?" "You don't remember either, do you?" "That's it." "Mama, I don't like you begging her." "Come on in the kitchen and help me get this food together," "I need somebody to go into the garage and get the ice." " Me." " Eu vou fazer isso." "Hey." "Hey, wait for me." "Don't y'all leave me..." "What am I supposed to do with it?" "I don't know, hold it?" "Sit..." "Don't play with me." "Sit down, baby, and hold the baby over there." "They'll be back, trick." " O quê?" " Você ouviu o que eu disse, amplo." "I don't stutter." "Touch the TV." "Touch it!" "I don't like none of you." "You make me sick, all y'all." " Cara, eu estou tão feliz por estar fora da casa." " Entendi, Calvin?" " Não é verdade?" " Vou lhe dizer o que, this ice is warmer than your sister Tammy any day." "Hey, hey, hey." "You better calm down." "Look, man, I know it's your sister and I'm sorry, but sometimes, man, she makes me so..." "You better be quiet." "You know she can hear you." "Y'all be playing, but she can really hear like that." "I mean, like a dog." "What is wrong with your sisters, Byron?" "Man, what is wrong with women period?" "Sabrina, for instance, right?" "Man, that girl know I only make $1,000 a month." "E eu ainda mandá-la 300." " Trezentos?" " Homem, a menina ainda não está satisfeito." "Assim que eu dar-lhe o dinheiro que você sabe o que quer me dizer?" " O que ela disse?" " "Espere um minuto Levante!" ""Hold up!" "Isso não é suficiente!"" "Got the weave and all." ""That ain't enough!" "I need more!"" " Então você sabe o que eu faço?" " O que você faz?" "I give her more." "Mas então, olha, da próxima vez que eu vejo que ela está em algumas roupas novas." "Why don't you just start buying the baby stuff and give it to her yourself?" "I tried that." "All she do is take the clothes back and get the money." " O quê?" " Sim." "No, no, young buck." "You got to take the tags off the clothes." "What, did you think I didn't do that?" "I did that, too." "Then she takes the clothes and tries to sell them to everybody in the neighborhood." "I am telling y'all, man, she's crazy." "I just..." "I just want my son to know that I'm out here doing the right thing." "Mas ela está dizendo algo que todo mundo diferente, sabe?" "Man, what am I supposed to do?" "You got to keep Peter in the gate, you understand me?" "Wait, wait, wait." "Hold up." "I know you ain't talking." "Yeah, you ought to think about that next time you and Tammy decide to have some more of them little demon seeds y'all got." " Sementes Demônio?" " Sim, você." "My kids ain't bad like that." "Look, man, your kids are out of control." "You got to do better." "Well, she won't let me discipline them." "She won't!" "E depois de um tempo eu simplesmente parou." "Look, I don't know what's wrong with her." "We argue all the time, every time I turn around, I was trying to do something, she's just driving me crazy!" "I'm dealing with the same thing with Kimberly." "She's always mad." "I don't know what to do with her." "E parece que quanto mais tempo que estamos casados, pior fica." "You know what, maybe her and Tammy are going through menopause or something." "No, it ain't no menopause." "Tammy..." "Tammy..." "Tammy was like that when we first met." "Yeah." "Assim que ficamos juntos ela estava gritando comigo." "Wow." " O quê?" " E você ainda se casou com ela." "Yeah." "But it's worse now." "Porque agora ela não vai olhar para mim, eu não posso tocá-la, não posso sequer chegar perto dela, and we ain't had sex in over a year." "Oh, Lord Jesus, please kill the visuals." "I'm bound up." "Why do it sound like both of y'all in prison?" "I'd get more love in prison." "Coming home to a house that you're paying for, and there's no peace, is prison." "I don't know how much longer I can take this." " Então o que você está dizendo, homem?" " Alguma coisa tem de dar." " Bem, você ama a minha irmã?" " Sim." " Tudo bem, cara." " Às vezes isso não é suficiente, Byron." "I hear you on that, but, dawg, you ain't got but six years in." "Next week it will be 17 years for us." " Você sabe o que, algo tem que dar." " Sim." " Você sabe, precisamos sair mais." " Precisamos falar ao telefone ... Grupo de apoio e ou algo assim." " Precisamos ir a um clube de strip." "Wait, wait, wait, now, hold up, hold up, hold up." "Antes de vocês dois vão saltar para o fundo do poço," "I know my sisters, all right?" "Todos vocês tem que fazer é apenas fazer algo de bom para eles." "Calvin, por que você tomou Kim a um deles voar spots, cara?" "Nice restaurant, let her relax a little bit." "E Harold, encontrar minha irmã um bom presente de aniversário ou algo assim." "Presente de aniversário?" "Como o quê?" "O que você acha, então?" "I don't know." "Some flowers, something." "Okay." "Okay, I'm gonna try that." "I can't believe I'm taking advice from an 18-year-old." "Hey, hey, I know something about them ladies." "You see how I do." "I got two fighting over me right now." "Yes, you do." "Hey, y'all smell that?" "That's weed." "Tia Bam." "O que você está fazendo?" "Yes." "What?" "I'm hunting wabbits." "What the hell y'all think I'm doing?" " Byron?" " Sim, senhora." "I think your baby mama's about to kill your girlfriend." "What?" "Baby mama?" "Yeah." "Sounds like she got her in a choke hold." " Tudo bem, Byron, é melhor você ..." " Não. .." " Não, não, não, não!" " Byron." "Byron, como você vai me desrespeito por ter um dos seus truques segurando meu bebê?" "Listen, we ain't together, okay?" "You know what, where my money at, Byron?" "Who are you calling a trick, retard?" "Byron, você disse a ela sobre a minha pontuação teste de QI?" "For real?" "That's how you feel it?" " O que você está falando?" " Você me deixa doente." "You so ugly with your yellow self, and you, start with me." "Go ahead, start with me." "Jump, frog, jump." "You know what, Shirley, I know you wanted me to come to this dinner, but I really can't do this." "I can't have my baby around this trash, I got to go." "I really wanted you to stay for dinner." "Mama?" "No, Ms. Shirley, no." "No, ma'am, no ham, no turkey." "Just let me go." "I already had a rough day at work with some crazy old woman that needs to be in jail, for real, though." "Speaking of jail, I hear you're back on the streets, Byron." " O quê?" " Vendendo drogas." "You know what I'm talking about." "I wish." "Mama, she's lying." "Well, then the whole block is lying, Ms. Shirley." "Don't listen to her, okay?" "Look, she just wants you to be mad at me, that's all." "I just wanna know if I can get a dime bag." "Oh, God, I got to check on my biscuits, see if my..." "Oh, my God, what I got a lie for, Byron?" "Stop." "Stop." "Stop." "Girl..." "I swear to God!" "Keep playing with me." "I'll have 5-O on your ass in 2.5 seconds." "I want my money." "How are you gonna give this chick all this money but you can't even give me $300 for your son?" "You're a trifling ass father, Byron." " Parar." "Pare com isso." " Você foi um pai ass insignificante, Byron." "Listen." "Hey, hey, hey." "Hey." "Shut up!" "Be quiet!" "Listen." " Cala essa boca." " Por favor, obrigado." "You know I give you money every month." "Oh, my God, I'm so happy that I got this little job at this little burger joint, because it looks like I'm gonna have to be the man of this relationship, too." "We?" "Us?" "We ain't in no relationship." "At all." "Never." "Ever." "Rapaz, você sabe que você quer tudo isso, this almondy stuff." "Listen, can I get that dime bag, though?" " Tia Bam ..." " Oh, meu Deus." "I gotta get out of here." "Let me go." "Come on." "Your father don't want you." "But it's all right." "We're gonna be all right." "Excuse me." " "Pai", com um "V"?" " Sim." " "Faver," mãe ..." " Preste atenção a sua boca." " Desculpe-me." " Tudo bem." "Mantê-lo andar." "I did the best I could to raise you and you're gonna do this again?" "Mama, the girl is lying." "You are gonna go back to jail." "What is wrong with you, boy?" " Desde que seu pai morreu ..." " Olha, mamãe, ela está mentindo." "Look, if you don't believe me, then I might as well go out here and do it." "That's if you believe her." "Mama, I'm not selling no dope." "Mama, look at me." "I'm not doing nothing." "I wouldn't keep no secrets from you." "Just like you wouldn't keep no secrets from me." "I get it." "You can believe it if you want to." "Renee!" "We out." "Shirley, look, look, look." "Look, look, look, look." "Quick, look, look, look." "Mother, we're leaving, too." "I have to pick up my son from daycare." "Mama wants to have dinner with you." "I don't get..." "You have dinner with her." "I'm sure there's enough for you and your herd." "Girl, I will stump a mud hole ... Na sua skinny, bougie ..." " A lama ..." " Mel ..." " Não me toque, Calvin." "I'm sorry, Ms. Shirley." "See ya." " Tia Bam." " Tudo bem." "Jiggle, jiggle, pull 'em apart." "You ain't had that happen in a long time, have you?" "No, but..." "Tammy." "Bye, Calvin." "I feel sorry for you that you have to go home with that." "What's a mud hole?" "What is it?" "Tia Bam, você está muito alto." "I would love to see that, I tell you." "Harold, H.J., Will, come on." "Well, that went nice." "When am I gonna tell them with them behaving that way?" "Shirley, listen, I don't know, we'll figure something out, baby, please." "Mas eu quero 'em todos juntos para que eu possa dizer a eles." "You're gonna ruin my high, honey." "You're gonna ruin it." "You're gonna ruin it." "I know you wanna tell 'em." "Hey, y'all, Mama wants y'all..." "She's gonna tell y'all something." "Bam, você precisa parar de fumar todos os que." "You need to smoke something." "We've been arguing..." " Cala essa boca." " Tudo bem." "Now wait a second." "All right?" "All right?" "Okay." "All of you be quiet." "Porque eu posso dizer a verdade aqui." "We've got the results right here." "Okay." "In the case of Baby DeShawn, neither of you are the father." "Lord, I knowed it, I knowed it." "I knowed that wasn't the daddy." "Mabel, get your big ass out the way." "You know it's fit for television." "That is trifling as hell." "How the hell she had all of them men if she don't even know who the baby daddy is?" "Yeah." "You know who that remind me of?" "You." "You know you was a ho back in the day." "Yes, indeed." "Mas você sabe, olha aqui, esse menino, ele nem mesmo sabia que não era o seu bebê." "Prestando apoio à criança de 18 anos." "Giving, two, three, four hundred dollars." "Four hundred dollars he's giving that girl a month." "You know what I'm gonna do?" "I'm gonna start a company." "For every baby daddy who has been through some trouble with baby mamas." "I'm gonna call it, "1-800-Choke-That-Ho."" "How about 1-800-Choke-That-Ho?" "That's a rap song, Mabel." "1-800-Choke-Que-Ho." "Joe, shut up." "Just shut up." "Mabel!" "Mabel!" "Mabel!" "Mabel!" "Mabel!" "I'm right here, jackass!" "Mabel, I went to the doctor, and they say I'm dying." "Mr. Brown, you are not dying." "You had a colonoscopy and they found a growth and they wanted to remove it and do a biopsy." "See, they wanna do a biopsy on me." "That means I'm dying." "They found a growth?" " Sim." " Sim." "You had to go to the doctor to find that out?" "Hell, I'm looking at a growth coming out of your shoes." "That's a good one, Mabel." "I see the growth, too." "Y'all laughing, but I think I got the cancer." "You are the cancer!" "Mabel, can you do something for me, baby?" " Sim." "Sim." " Faça uma coisa para mim." "Você pode apenas me abraçar mais uma vez?" " Madea!" "Madea!" " Eu não posso ver." "Don't get up on me, touching me like that." "You didn't have to do that, Madea." "Mabel, you got big old man hands." "E você não tem um nada grande homem de idade." "That's a good one, baby." "You on a roll, girl." "You on a roll." "What did the veterinarian say?" "That girl said "the vet." She say "the vet."" "You is funny." "You are the next Lenny Bruce." "You funny." "You funny." "Madea, that is not funny." "What did the veterinarian say?" "I'm sorry." "Okay." "It's not funny." "Y'all laughing, but I think I see the light." "I see the light, too." "Hell, all them colors you got on, you are the light." "Taste the rainbow." "You look like a pack of Skittles." "MC Lyte, Crayola light," "Budweiser Light, luz jackass." "I know, I know it wasn't good, but I got it." "Madea, Uncle Joe, don't do that." "That is not nice." "Just say something nice to him for once." "I will say something nice to him for once." "Something nice to you for once." "Madea!" "When I'm gone, they'll appreciate me." "Tudo bem, nem sequer se preocupar com isso." "Você vai ficar bem." "Você vai ser ..." " Eu sou?" " Sim, Brown." "Lots of people done had to have colonoscopies." "You're supposed to get that done when you get to be a certain age, anyway." "You're gonna be all right." "It's good to get your rooter checked." "That's all right, Brown." "That's all right, Brown." "You're gonna be fine." "Todos os cães vão para o céu." "So, I know they have room for silverbacks." "That is so mean, Uncle Joe." "Funny." " Madea." " Ele é prateado também." "He's just..." "Hey, y'all." "Joe!" "Madea, Mabel." "Hey, Bam." "Hey, Cora." "Hey, Brown." "Hey, Bam." "Bam, eles dizer que estou morrendo?" "That's good to hear." " O quê?" " Tia Bam, ele disse que está morrendo." "Oh, sorry." "Help me." "What brings you by here, honey?" "Shirley and her kids." "How's she doing?" "Not good." "Not good at all." "Help me." "Help me." "You need to help her with her kids." " Não, filho." "Não, não, não." " Eles fora de controle." "I don't know why folks wanna run to the elders after their children get out of control, when the elders be telling them all along y'all need to get these children straight." "Now that they're grown and out of control, they want some help from us." "I'm sorry, honey." "We have two different styles of raising children." "She like to pray, I like to punch." "We can't do that." "She's my favorite niece and all, but no, child, I'm not fittin' to get into that." "No." "Help me." "Abortar, aborta." "Evacuar." "Abortar, evacuar." " O quê?" " Mabel, ela precisa de sua ajuda, querida." "Pode não trazer ninguém de uma família juntos, como você pode." "E não pode comer um bife ninguém como você pode." "E não pode fazer ninguém me como Jesus." "Ajude-me." "Ajude-me." "Help me." "Help me, please." "Somebody." "Somebody, anybody..." " Joe, o que há de errado com você?" " Alguém me ajude." "What is wrong with you, fool?" "Y'all don't hear that?" " Ouvi o quê?" " Ouvi o quê?" "That's the floor." "It's talking." "Listen." "Help me." "It's saying that 'cause it got all y'all big asses standing on that floor." " São eles." " Joe." "It's the truth." "Them floor joints is screaming..." " Eles estão gritando como ..." " Cala essa boca, Joe, cale a boca." "Don't shake like that, Mabel." "Hell, all that cellulite, and look like you got hail damage all over your legs when you shake." "Don't do that." "These stretch marks is a road map to heaven." "You follow this GPS, it's gonna take you somewhere you ain't never been before." "Your stretch marks about to make me..." "I got to throw up." "You about to throw up that cancer in your back." "Get it all out, get it all out, let him use you." "Mabel, please." "Please help Shirley." "Does Shirley know you're over here?" "Well, she'll be fine with it." "She'll be fine with it." "Give me all their addresses and I will go by there and try to help them." "Thank you." "Yes!" " Você não vai me segurar ..." " Apenas cala a boca!" "What the hell's wrong with you, Brown?" "Talking about somebody..." "Don't nobody wanna hold you here." "Your mama didn't even wanna hold you when you was born." "I don't know what the hell you always got something." "You working on my damn nerves." "Heller?" "Hold on." "Joe, your bookie on the phone." "I'll be damned if I come up in there on that floor." "That floor getting ready to cave in." "The termites are saying, "Evacuate, run." "Everybody, man your battle stations." ""Sai fora, sai fora." "É ..."" "Come get the phone." "Whoever that is, they're gonna have to call me back, 'cause I ain't stupid." "If I walk up in there, that floor is gonna just go." "Porque eu estou a pena que vai quebrar a espinha do camelo," "Porque vocês que matar camelo." "Todos eles juntas está prestes a pressão." "The termites getting ready to run from out of here, they're saying," ""Evacuar!" "Abortar!" "Abortar!"" "The termites screaming, "Abort, abort!" ""Como essas bundas gordas vão cair através do telhado."" " O quê?" " Cale a boca, idiota." "Cale a boca." "Shut up." "How's it looking, Doctor?" "I'm sorry." "No need to be sorry." "Is there anything I can do?" "How long do I have?" "Four, maybe six weeks." "E se continuarmos com a uimioterapia, talvez mais." "Well, thank God for the days I have had." "You're the most amazing patient I've ever had, Ms. Shirley." "Sempre sorrindo." "Sempre vendo o lado bom." "Well, living for God is the bright side." "E, doutor, Deus o abençoe por toda sua ajuda." "I brought you these brownies." "Bam loves these." "Thank you." "E não seja tão triste." "I'm going to be fine." "Calvin, eu lhe pedi para vê-lo." "CJ, por que você deixa cair que quando eu lhe disse que não?" "Don't do that again, okay?" "No more." "Play with this." "Here." "CJ, você está bem?" "Você está bem?" "Você vai ficar bem." "Don't baby him while I'm talking to him." "He needs to learn." "To learn what?" "He's 18 months, Kimberly." " Eu odeio quando você faz isso, Calvin, eu odeio isso." " Ele é um bebê." "E ele vai acabar como filhos de Tammy." " Não, ele não é." " Sim, ele é." "You show me no respect, do you know that?" "None." "Babe, ouvir, eu m strar-lhe respeito." "Mas você está errado e você não deveria estar gritando com ele assim." "Like the way you yell at your family." "I mean, what is up with that?" "What's going on with you and your sister?" "I don't wanna talk about her." "No, no." "Something goes on every time you're around your family." "Drop it." "I'm getting really tired of this, Kimberly." "Really tired." "Well, that makes two of us." "I think we need to see a marriage counselor." "I'm not going to any counselor." "So you're not interested in trying to fix this." "Fix what?" "Tell me, what's broken?" "Well, I guess if you don't know, then we don't need to see one." "Who left these dishes in the sink?" "H.J." "No, I didn't." "Daddy left them." "Oh, you wait until he gets home." "You're gonna get it for lying on Daddy." "You better shut up." "I'm not a maid, you know." "You look like one." "Come wash these plates, H.J., and I'm not playing." "I don't feel like washing them plates." "Tammy, leave me alone." " Rapaz, eu poderia te machucar às vezes." " Blá, blá, blá." "Daddy's right." "You nag too much." " Ele disse isso?" " Sim." "He said you don't cook right, it be burnt all the time." " Ei, cara." " Que se passa, punk-burro?" "Did you bring me something home?" " Você fez sua lição de casa?" " Não, tolo." "Then I didn't bring you nothing home." " Onde está sua mãe?" " Em sua pele." "When you jump out, she jump in." " Mexa-se!" "Você desligá-lo." " Porra." "Tammy, it's our anniversary, baby." "Good God." "Happy anniversary, baby." "You think I want some flowers you just picked up on the side of the road?" "Não é nenhum pensamento posto em que, Harold." ""Feliz aniversário"." "Why would I wanna spend an anniversary with you?" "There's nothing happy about the years we've been together." "Tammy, I'm trying." "Yeah, I'm trying, too." "I'm trying to get the hell away from you." "E por que você deixar os pratos na pia lá antes que você deixou?" "What?" "I didn't leave no plates." "E você disse que eu nossos filhos nag demais?" " Tammy." " Cale a boca, eu estou falando." " Mas, I. .." " Eu não sei por que diabos after I go to work all day I got to come home and clean up after you." "Tammy, you need to have these boys help you clean up around here." "Didn't I tell you I was talking?" "Okay?" "What is wrong with you?" "Posso responder a isso?" "That is a question, Harold." "Never mind." "Just leave me the hell alone." "Will you at least take the flowers?" " Oh, meu Deus, ele simplesmente me cortou." " Deixe-me ver." "See?" "See?" "See?" "See?" "That's what it is." "That's what it is." "What did I do to you?" "Don't start all that whining." "Look, I just want us to spend some time together." "No, I'm going to bed." "Keep your stuff in your pants." "Good night." "I don't wanna hear your voice." "Shut up." "Tammy..." "Happy anniversary, Tammy." "Boy, abra a porta." "Pessoas que procuram as suas janelas." ""Fique quieto."" "You always trying to tell me to be quiet." "I swear, you're getting on my nerves with that." "What?" "Are you serious?" "You really have me sneaking ... Através da casa de sua mãe novamente." " Pare!" "Pare!" "Pare!" "I don't like this." "Let my hand go." " Menina ..." " O quê?" "You better hush your mouth." "Take me to a hotel with your cheap ass." " Eu não tenho dinheiro para nenhum hotel." " Claro que não." "You don't have money for a hotel, to buy me shoes ... Ou qualquer outra coisa para essa matéria." " Fique quieto!" " Você está me dando nos nervos maldita." " Pare com isso." "Why you got to..." "Pain in the ass." "Shut up." " Cheira mal aqui." " Fique quieto." "Look, do you love me?" "Yes, I guess." "Tudo bem então." "Ficar comigo." "You work at a warehouse." "What am I supposed to do with that?" "I don't know." "How about you get a job?" "If I got to get a J-A-B, you ain't getting N-U-N." "Yes, you heard me." "See, when I first met you," "I told you that I needed to be kept." "You're not keeping me." " Olha, Renee." " O quê?" "É apenas uma gota." "Eu não entendo." "No." "The answer's no." " Tudo bem." " Sim." "Look, how about you be quiet before you wake my mama up." "You're so worried about me waking your mama up, look like the police are about to." "What?" "Damn!" "Oh, this is so ghetto." " Byron Watkins?" " Sim." "Put your hands behind your back." "We have a warrant for your arrest." " Para quê?" " O que ele está sendo preso por?" " O que está acontecendo?" " O que eu fiz?" " Venha conosco, senhor." " Mamãe, eu não fiz nada, ok?" " Minha senhora, por favor, volte dentro de casa." " Espere um minuto." "Espere um minuto." "Officers, wait a minute." " Ele nem mesmo vender drogas não mais." " Oh, abafar todas as drogas sobre eles." "What are you doing here?" "Hi." "I've been calling you." "Mother, what are you doing here this late?" "How did you get here?" "On the bus." "The bus?" "Mama, there are no buses in this neighborhood." "Well, I rode it as close as I could get, then I walked the rest of the way." "What's going on?" " Byron foi preso." " Outra vez?" "Yes, and I need bail money for him." "No." "Mama, I'm not giving you any money." "If Byron wants to walk around here selling dope, I can't stop him." "He was not selling dope." "Then what was he arrested for?" "I don't know, but it wasn't that." "How do you know, Mama?" "I looked into his eyes." "A mother knows." "A mãe sabe." "Mama, I'm sorry, but I'm not giving you any money." "Just use my house, then, as collateral." "It's already paid for." "Yes, it is, but I just paid it off again." "Do you remember all the debt from the second mortgage and getting him the lawyer the last time?" " Ele não está mentindo." " Ele era antes." " Sra." "Shirley." " Volte para a cama, Calvin." "Ms. Shirley, come on inside." "What are you doing outside?" " Eu só estava ..." " Dinheiro." "Byron foi preso e ela quer dinheiro." "I'm sorry." "How did you get here?" "On the bus." "Can you help..." "Look, Mama, I told you I'm not giving you any money." " Kimberly." " Fique fora disso, Calvin." "Let me put some clothes on." "We'll go down there and bail him out." "Oh, really, with what?" "Gosh, you are just going to disrespect me and my wishes again?" "That's your mother, girl." "What are you going to do, let her walk home?" "Well, she did find a way to get here." "I'm sure she can find her way back." "You are something else." "I don't know why she treats me that way." "I'm sorry, Ms. Shirley." "Tudo que eu sempre tentei fazer foi amá-la, você sabe." "Oh, it's okay." "Don't cry, don't cry." "It's okay." "I'm just tired, Calvin." "I'm just so tired." " Cora, eu não quero ir." " Mr. Brown ..." "Cora, you can't make me go, no way." "Tudo bem, Mr. Brown, ouvir, vamos torná-lo o mais confortável possível." "Cora, you don't have to let him do this to me." "You're gonna be all right, Mr. Brown." "I ain't gonna be all right." "You go in there and they tell you it's gonna be all right, ... Você acorda morto." " Oh, não ..." "Y'all kill people in here." "Have anybody ever died in here?" " Exatamente." "Cora, não faça isso comigo, por favor!" " Acalme-se, Mr. Brown." " Cora, diga Madea ..." "Diga Madea eu a amo." " Eu vou." " Ok, Cora, diga Madea Eu vou sentir saudades dela." " Tudo bem, Mr. Brown." " Por favor, Cora, rogai por seu pai." " Eu, Mr. Brown." " Ore por seu pai." " Eu estou rezando por você agora." " Não deixá-lo fazer ..." "Ore por seu pai." " Eu estou rezando por você." "Pray for your dad" "I'm praying." "Pray for your daddy" " Cora, orar." "Cantá-la." " Eu estou rezando." "Pray for your daddy" "Bam, é isso que eu não entendo." "Quando você começou a ir à igreja?" "Look, I had to go to church." "Bam, volta no dia usamos para compartilhar o centavo." "We used to steal, kill, rob and stab and now you run to the church house." "Yes, I had to." "Child, I ran up in that church house..." "Stop that lying." "What?" "I ain't even told you the whole story yet." "You done told three lies just that quick, talking about "I ran up." You're lying." "You ain't run up nowhere." "Look, everybody need run up in here from this house." "These people, they're just a mess up in here." "It's just awful." "I got about $200 I can let y'all borrow." "Cerca de US $ 200, eu vou lá e colocá-lo em seu livro or give y'all for bail, but you can't get it till the 1st." "Não pode obtê-lo até o primeiro?" "Got to get it on the 1st." "Well, we need it today, but it's okay." "It's all right." "We'll take what we can get, hon." "Mas eu estava apenas esperando que Kimberly seria apenas dar tudo para ela." "That thing's still mean as hell, ain't she?" "Mean as a junkyard dog." "E ouvir, os meninos Tammy estão fora de controle." "Maneira fora de controle." " Sério?" " Só se comportando mal." " Apenas horrível." " Eu preciso encontrá-los." "Byron mama do bebê." "She's just ghetto." "Real ghetto." "And then her voice just drives you crazy." "I don't know why she be doing all that whining and carrying on." "She's just crazy." "I told Shirley, I said, "Let me talk to them children," long, long time ago." "She saying, "No, I'm just gonna pray for them."" "The Bible say, "Faith without work is dead."" "You got to do more than just pray for them children, don't you?" " Você faz." " Você tem que bater o inferno fora deles." " Isso é o que você tem que fazer." " Os cristãos ..." "The Christians need to know that." "That's right." "From the top, from the top." " Ding, há o Senhor." " Sim." "Sim." " Hey, Shirley." "O que é que você está fazendo, menina?" " Hey, Madea." " Obtenha aqui e sentar-se." " O que você está fazendo aqui?" " Como você está?" " Oh, justo média." "Fair to middling." "Bam lhe disse, não é?" "She got you $200 that she's gonna bring by on the 1st." "Is it 1st?" "On the 1st." "On the 1st." " Na primeira?" " Porque eu não vou tê-lo até o primeiro." "Mas o que Kimberly dizer?" "Well, did she give you some money for him?" "No." "She won't even let me borrow on my own house." "Well, I called Harold and Tammy." " Eles não têm dinheiro." " Você está certo." "Eles não têm dinheiro." "No, nothing." "Don't you get all worked up about this, Shirley." " Você não fazê-lo." "Você não fazê-lo." " Oh, Senhor, meus filhos." "That's all right, honey." "You done raised them children the best you can." "Let me tell you something, parents shouldn't be putting themselves on no guilt trip after you done raised the child." "That's what they were supposed..." "You're supposed to raise that child." "You get them to a place where they grown and get the hell out and take care of their own damn self." "That's what the children need to do." "You done did that." "That's your responsibility." "You did the best you could." "Don't get worked up about no damn child." "Hell, no." "You did the best you could." " Você não fez o melhor que podia?" " Sim." "Then that's all that matters." "I know, I know." "But I just feel, you know." "I feel like you need to let that go." "Well, anyway, we couldn't get him out." "They wouldn't tell us anything." "They wouldn't even tell us what he was arrested for." "That what the po-po do." "They don't tell you nothing." "Calvin vai voltar lá com um dos amigos de seu advogado." " Oh, oh." "Será que vocês chamam de trabalho de Byron?" " Sim." "Eu chamei-os bastardos." " O que eles disseram?" " Eles se livraram dele." " Eles são bastardos." "Eles são bastardos." " Eu odeio isso." "Eu odeio ele." "Bam, você sabe, eu preciso lhe dizer." "I'm so tired." "I'm running out of time." "Why don't you just let me call them?" "No, no." "I don't want you to call." "I wanna tell them." "I want them to all be together and I wanna tell them at the same time." "I wanna sit down at a nice dinner and then I'm gonna tell them." "You've been saying that you want to tell them at the same time, you wanna have dinner..." "Bam, eu entendo isso." "You want all your children so they can comfort each other, Bam, when she tells them the bad news." "That's all right, honey." "That's all right." "Mas, Shirley, deixe-me ajudá-lo a essas crianças por aqui." " Oh, por favor." " Posso ajudá-lo?" "They will be here at dinner at 6:00." "Have dinner ready." " Hoje?" " Hoje." "Isso mesmo." "How are you going to get them over here?" "See, y'all Christians is something." "Y'all gonna pull out that Bible, but y'all don't know which prescripture to use for which situation." "You've got to find the right prescripture." "There's a prescripture that says," ""Que os remidos do Senhor dizer isso."" " Sim." " Você foi redimido pelo Senhor?" " Sim." " Isso mesmo." "So if you've been redeemed by the Lord and somebody does something to you that you don't like, even your kids, you can beat the hell out of them and just say, "So?"" "So that's what I'm gonna do." "I'm gonna beat the hell out of them and say, "So?"" "E eu vou trazê-los aqui porque você foi redimido." "Eu sou." "You know what?" " Faz sentido, não é?" "Deus é bom." " Faz sentido." "Hallelujer." "Hallelujer." " Aleluia." " Hallelujer!" " Obrigado, cara." " Isso é o que a família é para." " Você está bem?" " Sim, o homem." "I just got to get to work, though, that's all." " Venha, vou lhe deixar." " Byron!" "Byron!" "Just keep walking." " Então, como foi sua noite na cadeia, Byron?" " Apenas continue andando." "I've been waiting for them to bail you out." "Hey, Calvin." "Hey, Sabrina." "You better get to work." "You gonna lose that little job." "You know what?" "You damn right." "Porque significa que você não vai ter nada de mais." "I bet I will." " Byron, vamos lá." " Não, não." "Não, espere." "Sabrina, come on." "What are you messing with me for, huh?" "I'm trying." "Then what, you're gonna throw me in jail over some back child support?" "Where that little trick Renee at?" "Come on, you gotta get to work." "Work?" "He ain't really working." "He's gonna lose that little job anyway." "Then he's gonna be back on the streets, selling dope, and I better have my money then." " Vamos ..." " Vamos." "Bye." "Byron ..." "I can't take it no more, man." "Look, I got to deal with Renee on one ear, I got to deal with Sabrina on the other." "Byron, ouvir, não deixe que essas meninas se você cruzou para cima." "You got to think about your son." "You're doing good, man." "You hear me?" " Apenas fique reta." " Estou tentando, cara." "Throw your hands up." "Hey, Harold." "Hey, Ms. Madea." "All right, what's wrong with your car now?" "Nothing." " Para real?" " Nada há de errado com ele em tudo, except the other day I went out there and put my foot on the gas and the trunk opened." "What the hell is that, Harold?" "You are trifling as hell." "I'm so tired of bringing my damn car up in here for you to fix." "I am not bringing it to you no more." "Do you understand?" "Not ever again." "Every time I go out there in the morning I try to start my car, do you know what happens?" "Do you know what happens, Harold?" "It don't start." "I have to pray." "You know God don't like me." "You know he don't like me." "Todo o inferno que eu fiz na minha vida, você sabe que ele não gosta de mim em tudo, o inferno." " Tudo bem." "Deixe-me lidar com isso." " Não, sentar-se." "Do what you do best." "Sit down." "Just stay right where..." "Just plant your ass right there in that chair." "Every time I come here, you're sitting in that chair." "People waiting on their car, you're sitting in that chair." "You're supposed to be changing oil, you're sitting in that chair." "You're supposed to be changing the windshield wiper blade, you're sitting in that chair." "Supposed to wash a car, you're sitting in that chair." "Let me tell you something, when you die, tell them people to bury you on your stomach to give your ass a break." "Where is your wife?" "In here, Madea." " Oh, hey, Tammy." "Como você está fazendo?" " Oi, Madea." "I don't know how you married that bastard, Lord." "I ain't seen your kids since they were five years old." "What you been feeding that big pumpkin over there?" "Look like he been eating hay." "E parece que você andou comendo no jardim zoológico." "H. J..." "Oh, it's like that." "He's just going..." " Gostaria de ..." "Eu sou apenas ..." " O que o traz por, Madea?" " É seu carro agindo para cima?" " Meu carro está bom." "Oh, okay." "Your mother told me to come over and be nice to all the children." "She said she's having a dinter tonight at 6:00, and she want all of y'all to come over and eat." "We were just over there." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "She wants to see all of y'all." "Me and Harold can't loan her no more money, Madea." "I mean, we're struggling." "Child, I know you're struggling." "I'm looking at the top of your head." "I see struggle written all over that new growth." "It is like a miracle just spelling it out across the top of your head." "Your mama want all of y'all to come over there." "Now, that's all I'm supposed to say." "Y'all be there, bring the kids..." " Eu não vou." " Você não vai?" "Yes, you are." "I said, I ain't going, Tammy." "Okay." "You're gonna let them talk to you like that, Tammy?" "Don't worry, Madea." "He's just a kid." "Just kids end up being just adults who are in just damn jail." "Don't let no child talk to you like that, Tammy, that's..." "Yeah, okay." "I have a customer." "Don't go anywhere, okay?" "I'll be right back." " Bem, vá em frente e lidar com isso então." " Tudo bem." "I'm gonna talk to the boys." "What are you looking at, old lady?" "Come on..." "Hey..." "Stop hitting me, old lady." "I don't wanna have this conversation with you again." "Do you understand, son?" "I see you learn fast." "Now look here." "You young folks are so damn disrespectful." "You're not gonna disrespect me." "I come from the school where you said, "Yes, ma'am." "No, ma'am."" ""Sim, senhor." "Não, senhor." Você mostrou um pouco de respeito, or you got your teeth knocked out of your mouth." "Do you understand me?" "I can't stand young folks sitting around at the bus stop, got old people sitting there, they're cussing, pants hanging off." "You're gonna show me some respect." "I got silver hair, but I also have silver bullets." "Do you want one of them?" "Now, when a lady walk here you say, "Heller." Heller?" " Heller." " Heller!" " Heller." " Heller!" "Heller." "You be disrespectful again, I'm gonna beat your ass." "I'm gonna beat your ass till you ain't gonna have nothing but legs running up your back." "Do you hear me?" "You're just gonna have legs, no more ass." "Porque eu vou vencê-lo." "Você está me ouvindo, menino?" " Obrigado yer." "Obrigado yer." " Obrigado yer." "Good afternoot." " Bom afternoot." " Você está Welker." " Você está Welker." " Sim, você parece muito bom agora." " Vou para casa." " Adeus, senhora." "That's wonderful." "Thought you was going to be slow, like your daddy." " Bye, Madea." " Vejo você mais tarde." "Bye-bye, Madea." "Bye, Harold." "Você larva." "Why is you face red, H. J?" "You constipated?" "Where were you, Byron?" " Olha, eu posso explicar, tudo bem?" " Eu estou ouvindo." "Look, I got arrested." " Ouça, ouça." "Não é o que você acha, ok?" " Tudo bem." "Just a little back child support." "That was it." "Look, it wasn't even my fault." "Take some responsibility, son." "It is your fault, all right?" "Life ain't happening just to you." "Your choices, they have consequences." "I'm sorry." "Mr. Mills, look, I need this job." "Please!" "You didn't act like you needed this job." "You were supposed to be here at 6:00 a.m." "Look, I'm sorry." "Please!" "Please!" "Come on." "Don't do this to me now." "Who's the only person that gave me a shot when I got out?" "Your chances with me, they've run out." "I'm sorry." "I'm gonna have to let you go." "You're fired." "So what am I supposed to do now?" "Huh?" "Take up track." "Por uma questão de fato, a prática agora." "Executado em até fora daqui." "Damn, man!" "Look, I ain't say nothing about soccer." "Look, you better be glad I'm two classes away from being baptized." "Todos vocês voltar lá." "Não fique para trás." " Ei, menino." " Hey, Madea." "Lord, I didn't know where the hell you work." "I done came way over here." " Como você está fazendo?" " Eu tinha uma longa noite, ok?" "Look, I just got fired." "I just wanna go home." "Yeah, well, we all had a rough night here." "Your mama's having a rough night." "She want all of y'all at her house at 6:00." "She having a dinner over there." " Mamãe não querem me ver." " Sim, ela faz." "Now, be there." "I'm telling you, we're gonna have a nice dinner and I wanna talk to all y'all, she's gonna talk to you." "So be there at 6:00." "E se você não está lá, deixe-me lhe dizer algo." "You're gonna wish that the sperm did a backstroke when it saw the egg that created you." "Do you understand?" "E puxar as calças para cima." "Why the hell you got your pants on the ground?" "I don't know what the hell is wrong with y'all young boys with these damn pants hanging down to your knees." "That don't look good." "You look like a fool." "That's probably why you got arrested." "You can't run from the police like that." "I want to meet the jackass that started pulling his pants down and then everybody started following him." "Why can't you lead and let everybody follow you?" "Pull your damn pants up." "Look like somebody." "It's called swag." "Just..." "I got your swag." "Somebody looking at your ass when you walk down the street." "That ain't no damn swag." "Get the hell on out of here." "You better be there at 6:00." "E puxar as calças para cima." "Now this house is sitting on three acres of land." "So you have plenty of room if you do plan on having little ones." "E quando você vir aqui, quero dizer, é lindo." "We have excellent school systems." "On the outside, we have the cobblestone driveway..." "E uma infinidade piscina no fundo que leva até uma cachoeira." "Também uma área de pouco agradável grelhar na parte de trás se você quiser para entreter seus convidados." " É uma bela casa." " Homem, é tão bougie." "We have the wooden..." " Nós temos os pilares de mármore aqui." " Eu sei que ela não apenas agir como ... Ela não me viu." "Kimberly!" " Com todos os ribeirinhos que você pode ..." "I know you didn't just act like you didn't see me when I looked through that window." " Kimberly." " Madea." " Sim." " Olá." "You got clients." "I'm showing a house." "Could we speak later?" "Ner." "I came over here because I need to talk to you." "Excuse me." "This will only take a second." "Just give me a moment, please?" " Tudo bem." " Obrigado." "Madea, this is highly inappropriate." "How did you know I was here?" "Porque seu marido disse-me onde diabos você estava." "I am going to kill him." "Why haven't you returned my telephone calls?" "Porque eu estive ocupada." "You ain't been that busy that you can't return my tetephone calls." "Now, listen, your mama..." "No, this is not the time for that, okay?" "Girl, don't you interrupt me..." "Who the hell..." "Look here." "I talked to your mama." "Could you lower your voice?" "Okay." "Excuse me." "Your mama has asked me to come over to this house to get all of y'all to come over there to dinter, okay?" "6:00." "Ter sua bunda na mesa para dar graças a Deus pelo que ele fez." "Do you understand me?" "Don't make me have to come back over here to find you." "Porque eu vou arrastar você para fora daqui por seus dois dentes da frente." "That's all you will get for Christmas." "Do you understand me?" "Do you understand what the hell I am saying to you?" "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" " Sim, senhora." "Eu entendo." " Deixe-me lhe dizer algo." "If you are not there, every house..." "No, don't look at them." "Don't look at them." "Let me tell you something, every house you get ready to sell," "I will be in the front window like this." "Do you hear what the hell I am telling you?" "Fine." "I'll be there." " Eu vou te ver lá." " Ok, tudo bem." "Tchau." "So good to see all of you." "E eu espero que você goste e comprar a casa." "É uma linda casa." "Upstairs it looks like it has three bedrooms, two bathrooms and everything else that people like." "Okay." "Don't touch me." "Don't put your hands on me." "You better go handle your client." "Get the hell away from me." "Don't put your damn hands on me." "Got me coming over here to this damn neighborhood." "You know I don't have a driver's license, the first." "How the hell do I get out of this bougie neighborhood?" " Olá, Cora." " Dr. Evans." " Como ele está?" " Ele está bem." "Mas ele perdeu muito sangue." "Really?" "Is he gonna be okay?" "Oh, yes, yes." "But, would you mind giving some blood?" "It's always best from a relative." "Sure, sure." "I will." "What's your blood type?" "I'm really not sure of that." " Bem, vamos lá." "Nós vamos descobrir." " Tudo bem." "Jiggling, jiggling, jiggling, and you know, all these stretch marks." "What, they look like lightning." "Oh, look at that chicken." "You didn't tell me you was making chicken." "I love your chicken." "Let's bow our heads." "Oh, God." " Celestial ..." " Byron!" " O que é isso?" " Essa é a mãe do bebê do inferno." "What are you doing here?" "Look, take this baby." "I got somewheres to go." "Look, and I got things to do, too." "Like what, Byron?" "Come on." "I need to get to the TV station." "What are you talking about?" "TV..." "What are you doing?" "Look, you need nots to worry about what I'm doing, all right." "Hi, Ms. Shirley and everybody." "What's up?" "Hey, Calvin." "Hey!" "Where that little trick at?" "Now, look here." "This is a very private family moment right now, okay?" "You got to come back some other time." "Take your child on out of here." " Não te conheço?" " Não te conheço?" "Hold up, hold up, hold up." "You that lady that tried to come up to my store and drive through my window." "No, I didn't come up, I didn't try, I did, 'cause you ghetto as hell." "Hold up, hold up, hold up." "Who is she talking to?" "Byron, ela ficou a pessoa errada." "We're having a very private family moment right here now." "You need to take that little baby and y'all come on back some other time." " Agora, vá em frente agora." "Vá em frente." " Ok, ok." " Dá-me o meu filho, por favor." "Tudo certo." " Sim." " Será que você sair daqui, por favor?" " Fico feliz em." "Mas tudo que eu sei é que você tem mais melhor o meu dinheiro." "Man, she punk, and you look like..." " Grown negócios pessoas." "Calem a boca." " Você pode por favor sair daqui?" "Glad to." "You know what I know, if you knew better, you'd do better." "You better have my money." "Bye, y'all." "Have a nice day." " Tudo bem." " É melhor fechar a porta ... Antes que ela rouba tudo na cozinha." " Oh, Jesus." "How the hell did you hook up with..." "See, young boy, that's what happens when you hook up with..." "Oh, look who finally decided to show up." "I can tell you this, I thought I was gonna have to go out there and hunt you down like a rabid dog." " Bem, eu fiz isso." " Sim, você fez." "She's so burgie." "Did you tell Madea where I was?" "She was trying to find you." "You're enjoying this, aren't you?" "That's all right." "We'll deal with this when we get home." " Não." "Não, não ..." " Tudo bem, vamos orar." "Let's deal with this right now." " Eu tenho um anúncio a fazer." " Calvin!" " Não!" " Mantenha a sua voz ..." "Family, I am sick of Kimberly's bull." "Do you think this is funny, Calvin?" " Problemas no paraíso." " Tammy." "What?" "You need to get some help, and if you don't, I'm leaving." "E eu estou levando meu filho comigo." "You are not taking my child anywhere, Calvin." "You think I'm gonna let you put all this venom in my child?" "You are not taking him..." "Don't these look good, Shirley?" "They sure look good." "Y'all wanna eat some?" "Yes, it does, yes, it does." "I just wanna eat it." "I can't do this." "I can't do this." "I'm sorry, I can't sit here like we're one big happy family when you know we can't stand each other." " Kimberly ..." " Não, mamãe." "If you want us to sit here, you eat it." "Kimberly, don't talk to your mother like that." "Calvin, é melhor você calar a boca." "I'll talk to my mom how I wanna talk to my mother." "I'm not gonna tell you again to show me some damn respect." " O que está errado com você?" " Você é o que há de errado comigo." "Everybody sitting here, like, playing nice." "This is wrong." "This is ridiculous." "Kimberly, I just wanted to have a nice family dinner, everybody together." " Por quê?" " Isso é tudo." "Girl, you better act like you got some sense." "Shut up, Tammy." "Nobody's talking to you." "Mas eu estou falando com você." "You are always in my business." "It is so obvious you're jealous." "Jealous of what?" " Kim, pare ..." " Cale a boca, Calvin." " Tammy, você ..." " Cale a boca, Harold." "What I got to be jealous of?" "Tammy, stop it." "No, no." "No, no, Shirley, you need to let this happen." "You need to let this happen and figure out what the hell is going on with these children." "Let it happen." "Let it get all out in the open." "Go on and say what you need to say." "Say what you need to say, Tam." " Eu quero ouvir isso." " De mim." "That's right." "I said it." "Me." "My family, my husband..." "Oh, girl, please." "I don't want anything you got." "Mas você se livrar do que você não quer, não é?" "Like us." " Qualquer que seja." " Nós somos a sua família." "Todos Mama queria que fizéssemos era sentar e jantar, but you just can't do that." "Why, Kimberly?" "Estamos muito gueto para você?" "You don't eat greens and cornbread no more?" " Tammy ..." " Não, mamãe." "I need to say this." "I'm not jealous of you." "I'm not the one who got pregnant at 13 and had Mama to raise my child." " Tammy!" " Diga alguma coisa agora." "Kimberly, what is she talking about?" "You are too ghetto for me." "E você me deixa doente." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Now, Calvin." "I need to talk to..." "Kimberly!" "I'm sorry, Mama." "This had to happen, Shirley." "Don't worry about it." " Tinha que acontecer, Shirley." "Vamos orar." " Por favor." " Venha, querida." " Kimberly teve um bebê ..." "Chamada em Jesus" "Tia Bam, você costumava assistir o bebê?" "Baby, você ..." "Sim, eu ainda estou vendo o bebê." " Você precisa de um bebê, conjuntos." "Realmente." " Não, eu estou bem." "Mom!" "Mom!" "Tell the pastor I say..." "Come on in the room" "Mom, you used to watch that baby?" "Yes." "Jesus in my doctor" "E ele" "Writes out all of my scripture" "I mean, we're here." "Where he at?" "I mean, we're all here as a family, right?" "You know..." "You should look in the mirror." "So what are y'all trying to say?" "Kimberly is my mother?" "Yes." "Talk about don't tell lies." "Keeping secrets." "Mas você manteve uma de mim." "Tudo certo." "I'm out." " Byron!" " Eu não quero ouvir isso, tia Bam." " Espere um minuto." " Byron!" "Excuse me, everybody." "Madea, carry on." "Byron, deixe-me falar com você, filho." "Not right now." "I don't wanna hear it, Mama." "That wasn't the way to do that." "Shut up, Harold." "Stop talking to this man like that." "You're gonna stop talking to this man like that." "That's why these children don't have no respect for the either one of y'all." "Y'all sit there talking to each other like y'all ain't got no sense." "Get up and go upstairs." "Let me talk to your mommy and daddy." " Vá em frente." " Sim, senhora." "Very good." "Now what was I saying?" "Harold, the only reason this woman is talking to you like that is 'cause you let her." "Don't no woman want no weak, whiny, wimp running behind her like a wet dog." "Put your foot down." "Stand up and be a man in your house." "That's why your damn children run around here act like they ain't go no sense, talking back, 'cause you won't put your foot down." "The children are watching the two of y'all disrespect each other, so they're disrespecting you, too." "Set an example." "You used to love this man." "You used to love him to death." "Look at me when I'm talking to you." "He ain't playing football." "Y'all were gonna be together forever." "Remember that?" "Running up in here talking about you getting married and how much you love him." "Now you done hit that patch in life you don't know what to do." "Honey, everybody go through that patch." "It's rough." "I call it the traffic jam of life." "It happens between the age of 40 and 50." "That is a rough decade for anybody." "Do you hear me?" "Now, I'll tell you why. 'Cause during that 10 years a few things happen." "One, you go through menopause." "Secondly, your husband having a midlife crisis." "If you got children, they start acting like they ain't got no sense at all." "Ao mesmo tempo, seus pais estão ficando doentes e morrendo, his parents are sick and dying." "You try to take care of them, take care of your household, that's enough to stress any marriage apart, honey." "That's enough to stress it out and make y'all break up." "That's why you're so angry, honey." "You've got to take some time and deal..." "Mas ele só me deixa louca, Madea." "Get on up." "Go in the kitchen and have a conversation." "That wasn't the way to tell that boy that that's his mama." "That wasn't the way to tell him that at all." "You ought to be ashamed of yourself." "Tammy." "Ser um homem." "Ser um homem." "She's right." "You got to stop being mean to me, Tammy." "Harold, you got to stop acting like we don't have any problems, because we do." "E se não esclarecer isso, estamos ..." "You got to stop telling me what I got to do." "You're going to stop being mean to me." "You got it?" "You got it, Tammy, huh?" "Yeah." "I'm sorry." "That's right you're sorry." "And..." "Sit down." "Sit down." "Now, sit your ass down." "You heard me." "You heard us..." "I mean, you heard me." "Sit down." "S-I-T." "Yeah." "That's right." "It's gonna be a new day around here." "H.J., Will, get in here..." "I'm glad I'm here." "I got all this straight." "Madea, I'm so glad you're here." "You got all this straight." " Sim, é verdade." " Isso é maravilhoso." "Where are you going?" "I love you." "Mas do jeito que você me trata e CJ e sua família, eu não posso agüentar mais." "I can't believe you've been hiding all these secrets from me." "You think I need you?" "I don't need you." "I was fine before you, and I'll be fine after." " Vá em frente." " Você precisa de ajuda." "I feel sorry for you." "Go to hell." "You're not taking my son." " Você não vai levar ele." " Você me assistir." "Calvin ..." "Get back here, Calvin." "Don't leave me." "What do you care?" "You already got one you left at the doorstep." "Don't take my baby, Calvin." "That's my baby." "Don't take him from me." "Don't." "Please." "So Kimberly is your mother." "Are you okay?" "Look, baby, I'm fine." "That is crazy." "Look, I don't wanna talk about that." " Você quer ir para casa da minha irmã?" " Não." "Não." "Eu não quero estar perto de todos eles." "Well, then where are we going, Byron?" "Listen, babe, I'm gonna go holla at Roscoe, a'ight?" "I'll make this last little drop." "I gotta do what I gotta do." "I'm so proud of you." " Hey, yo, o meu homem." "Apenas deixe-me conseguir um 40." "E ..." " Ei, como você está fazendo?" "On the next Maury, deadbeat dads." "You out there selling drugs, selling on the corner, working the block, pumping the strip, and you can't even give me no money for your baby?" "Mas está tudo certo, porque nós vamos ficar bem, Byron ..." "I know I sound like a siren..." "Mas você não vai cuidar desse bebê ..." " Oh, diabos, não!" " E aí não vai haver talvez ..." "Byron ..." "Damn!" "Come on." "Come on." "We're talking about your son and whether his father is in his life." "That Byron baby mama on The Maury Povich Show, talkin' about that boy." "Lord have mercy." "I don't even understand why that girl would go on that television show and do that to that boy." "Poor Byron." "Lord have mercy." "I got to talk to him." "I need to give him my number." ""1-800-Choke-That-Ho."" "Does he ever say, "It's not my child"?" " Só gueto no seu melhor." " Eu não gosto mesmo deste show." "Transformá-lo ..." "Turn it..." "Turn it up." "Turn it up." " Sim, ela é louca." " Quer chamá-lo de pai caloteiro?" " Ela é louca." "E ele louco para ficar com ela." " Eu acho que eu faria." " Cora." " Estou indo." "Hey, Brown, how's your ass?" " É bom." " Funky." "What y'all doing sitting here..." "What's the matter?" "Y'all look mad." "What the doctor say?" "Some bad news, Brown?" " Ele está bem." " Pergunte a ela, Cora." " Você pergunta." " Pergunte a ela." "Madea, who's my daddy?" "I knew that was coming." "I knew that was coming." "What are you talking about?" "Todo o dinheiro que lhe dei de apoio à criança sobre esta criança and you don't even know who her daddy is?" "Oh, bastard." "You gave me $18 in 18 years." "Shut the hell up." "There wasn't no montey." "What y'all talking about?" "What you talking about?" "Madea, we had blood work done at the hospital today, and Dr. Evans said there's no way possible Mr. Brown could be my daddy." "So I ask you, who is her daddy?" "Ya'll need to go on Maury, too." "Call Maury." "The doctor say that?" " Sim." " Sim." "Who's my daddy, Madea?" "If Charlie Brown ain't your dad, then I don't know who it is." "Madea, how could you not know who my daddy is?" "I hate to tell you this, honey, but your mama was a ho." "I was a ho." "I put the "H" and the "O" in ho." " Quem é meu pai, Madea?" " Ok, tudo bem." "Eu vou lhe dizer." "Joe, shut up." "Don't you say nothing." "Who is it?" "He can tell me." "Who is it, Uncle Joe?" "Now this was before Hilary and after Monica." " O quê?" " O quê?" "Bill Clinton é o meu papal?" "Bill Clinton não foi o seu pai." "Okay." "No, no." "It was before he started that show with Sybil and J. Anthony on the radio." "I believe that might have been him." "Tom Joyner is your daddy." "Cora, I knew it." "I knew it." " Oh, oh, oh." "Ho!" "Ho!" "Ho!" " Tio Joe." "Tom Joyner ain't you dad, hon." "Look, y'all stop asking me all these questions, honey." "That's your daddy right there." "I'm telling you." "They made a mistake at the hospillar." "That is your daddy." "I'm gonna find out." "Dana'll tell you anything you wanna know." "Call Dana." " Dana?" "Quem está Dana?" " Sim, quem é Dana?" "They both dumb as hell." "You don't know what Dana is?" "They've been using Dana to find people out for years who the daddy or who the mama, Dana." "E quando você matar alguém, o crime, they use Dana to get all the evidence on you." "Dumbass." "You need to watch some television sometime." "Learn something." "Jackass don't know what Dana is." "Hell." "D-N-A." "D-N-A." "That's Dana." "Lord, you're so dumb." " Ninguém chamou nenhum Dana." " Não Dana." "You know what here?" "That's your daddy." "I don't even want to be bothered with this no more." "I done told you the truth." "You don't like what the hell I got to say, that's the truth." "I'm sorry." "I know you don't want him to be your daddy," "I didn't want him to be your daddy either." "That was the worst 36 seconds of my life." "Right there sitting next to you." " Eu estou fora daqui." " Você me disse que um minuto." "Girl, he messing with you." "Maury." "The DNA does not lie." "If you want to find out who the father of your child is call this number." " Mamãe!" " Sim, baby." "Eu sou sua mãe." "Mama, why are you in here?" "I've been sick a long time." "Mama, why didn't you tell us?" "I tried to tell all y'all." "Tammy, quit all that crying." "Now, where Kimberly?" "We've all been trying to call her." "She won't pick up her phone." "Mama, what's wrong?" "I wanted to tell all of y'all together." "I guess that's too late." "I got cancer..." "I let it go a long, long while." "I prayed the whole way over here." "I told God if you just feel a little bit better," "I'll do right." "I don't care who my mother is, all right?" "I don't." "Porque você é minha mãe." "I'm gonna do right." "But you gotta get better." "You gotta get better." "You're gonna have to get right on your own." " Eu estou morrendo, baby." " Não." " Eu estou tão cansado." " Não." "Y'all got to get right with Jesus so I can see you again." "Mama, let's just do what you taught us to do." "We'll pray that God heals you." "I prayed he'd heal me, but whether it's on this side or in heaven, it's all right." "Don't talk like that." "Tammy, now you look at me." "I ain't scared." "You don't feel bad for me." "You feel bad for somebody that don't know Jesus." "Okay?" "I'm just going home." "I'm just going home." "Jesus." "Where's Kimberly?" "She's not returning my calls." "Tell her I waited on her." "Tell her I love her." "I love all of you." "You got..." "You got to be strong." "E todos vocês tem que vir junto." "You gonna come together." " Mama." " Mama." "Mama." "Shirley." "I'll see you tomorrow morning, John." "Thank you." "No, I had to visit my mother at the hospital." "I'm sure she's okay." "Thank you so much." "I'll call you back." "All right." "Where were you?" "I had things to do." "This is my family, Calvin." "This is not your business." "I called you for hours." "Yeah, I know." "I got your message." "What makes you think I would return you or Tammy's calls?" " Onde está minha mãe?" " Ela está em 208." "Ouça ..." "She died, Kimberly." "What?" "She..." "She died." "Mama?" "Mama." "Mama!" "No!" "No, no, no." "Mama, I'm sorry." "Mama, I'm sorry!" "I've got to say, if we could see Sister Shirley up in heaven, this is what Shirley would say." "Come on, Sister Laura." "Glory to God!" "Thank you, Father." "We sang it at the funeral." "I don't want to hear, "This is your mommy."" "I could've had grandkids." "I don't wanna hear that." "I don't wanna hear that." "Em tudo." "Por favor." "Mas eu só quero agradecer a vocês todos por terem vindo." " Foi um bom serviço." " Sim." " Foi?" " Sim." "Yeah." "You should've came, Madea." "That nice dress, you should've came to the funeral." "You know I ain't going to no funeral." "All that noise, that loud singing, slow walking, working on my nerve, child." "I can't be bothered with that." "People dead, they dead." "I ain't fitting' to be bothered with all that." "All right now." "Good to see y'all." "Você está bem?" "My mother just died." "What do you think?" "Look, I'm just trying to be here for you." "Well, I don't want you to be here for me, Calvin." " Kimberly." " Não." "Por favor." "Lord have mercy..." "See, no, you better get her, Byron." "Hey, stop that." "Stop that." "Stop that." "Hey, hey, hey." "Stop it." "Stop it." "Stop it." "Lord have mercy." "It's always the same thing." "Hey, hey!" "Shut the hell up!" "Sound like a siren." "Come in here and sit." "Shut up!" "Sit down, you black leprechaun, looking like you out of a box of Chocolate Lucky Charms." "Whole family." "I'm sick of this." "Now look here." "Your mama was a peaceful woman." "She did not want all this foolishness." "She did the best she could with y'all, but all of y'all act like y'all ain't got no sense." "You, little leprechaun." "Let me tell you something..." "Stop using that baby to make this man's life miserable." "That's right." "I didn't ask for no amen from you." "I will punch..." "I will punch the hell out of you." "Say something else." "The man don't want you." "He done moved the hell on." "You can't get to what's in front of you, 'cause you're too busy looking to see what the hell he doing with this girl." "Move on." "Stop or that child will grow up resenting you for that." "Do you hear me?" "That is a human being." "That is not some pawn that you can use to make this man's life miserable." "Stop doing it." "Porque se eu pegar você fazendo isso, eu vou bater o inferno fora de você." "Do you understand?" "You don't know me." "You don't want none of this." "This is old "whoop your ass."" "E o velho "grito seu burro" é muito pior do que novo "grito seu burro."" "New "whoop your ass" get up off you, old "whoop your ass" have you in the grave." "Do you want some old "whoop your ass"?" "Do you want some old "whoop your ass"?" "E você, lá fora, vendendo drogas." "Yeah, she's a snitch." "She told me you out there selling dope, giving this girl all the money." "Can't give her $20 for some Pampers?" "What the hell wrong with you?" "Um homem cuidar de seu bebê sem que ninguém lhe dizer he need to take care of his baby." "Get a job." "Go to work." "Do you understand what I am telling you?" "Y'all them young folk, born around the '80s, something happened to 'em." "Y'all feel like y'all don't have to work for nothing, somebody's supposed to hand something to you, forgetting that old folks marched for your dumb ass, to get you where you can be and to be free." "That dope either gonna lead you to one of two places:" "to the grave or to prison." "Now you've already been to prison." "You ready to go back to jail?" "You ready to go to the grave?" "Which one you want?" "Porque, logo que você descer, este aqui is going to be sold to the highest bidder." "Tudo o que ela está procurando é algum dinheiro." "Dizer alguma coisa." "Atrevo-me a você." "I double-D dare you to say something." "I'm gonna tell you right now, I will be checking in with this side of the family from time to time." "And y'all better have it together." "You two." "You better be F. Lee Bailey, you better be Johnnie Cochran." "I want to see a settlement." "I want to know who's going to have the baby, who gonna pick him up, who gonna have Pampers, when you gonna come and give the child support, when is the money gonna be there." "You better write it all down." "Do you hear what I'm tellin' you, son?" "Your mama did not want ya'll to know this." " Madea." " Cale a boca." "She wanted to keep this hidden from y'all, but I'm gonna tell y'all." "You arguing and fussing with this girl, she fussing." "She mad at the world." "Honey, you know why you be so mad?" "This child was raped by your uncle at 12 years old." "Qualquer coisa que está encoberto não ser curado." "Isso é o que há de errado com as pessoas." "Keep trying to cover things up, and covered up." "That don't help nobody." "I can't stand nobody sitting around saying," ""O que se passa nesta casa fica nesta casa."" "Let me explain something to you." "Whatever went on in that house, if you're getting hurt by it and it's tearing you up in your adult life, you need to go get some help." "This man is trying to love you and you acting like a fool." "Sempre ranzinza e média." "E a razão que você tão desagradável, mel, you ain't forgave the man that raped you." "You got to forgive those people, honey." "Not for them, but for you." "If you don't, they take power over you." "Do you hear me?" "Forgive him for your own sake." "This man is trying to love you." "Go talk to him, act like you got some sense." "Go on upstairs and talk to the man." "Go on, talk to him." "You know, my mama used to rock me to sleep in here." "No hospital, she told me to tell you that she loved you." "E que ela estava triste e ela sentiu como se não você." "She said that?" "Yeah." "Baby, why didn't you tell me?" "I didn't know how." "I want to hold you." "Can I?" "Please." "We're going to get some help." "I love you." "I love you." "I'm so sorry." " Querida, eu te amo." " Eu sinto muito, baby." "Come on, baby, let's go." "Roscoe's waiting for you." " Eu não estou fazendo isso." " Você ..." "O quê?" "I'm not doing it." "Byron, precisamos do dinheiro." "Listen, I don't need the money that bad." "All right?" "Get some heart, Byron." "Damn." "Você vai mesmo sentar-se aqui e deixe que velha senhora lhe dizer o que fazer?" " Nós precisamos do dinheiro, Byron." " Ouça-me." "I just buried my mother today and you wanna come in and you wanna talk..." "You know what, move." "Get out, get out." " Tudo bem." "Com sua bunda quebrou." " Sim." "I ain't need you anyway." "I'm so glad you here." "That's right." "They don't even know what to say." "I told you, I told you." "What's wrong with you?" "It's nice what you did for this family, Madea." " Sim, é." "Louvado seja o Senhor." " É." "Mas você não pode mesmo fazê-lo para a sua própria filha." " Ela acabou de sair de mim?" " Parece que ela fez." "What you talking about, Cora?" "My daddy, Madea." "You don't even know who..." "That is your daddy, that silverback standing over there." "Madea..." "Well, prove it, then." "Prove it." " Prove-lo, então?" " Sim." "Prove para mim." "How the hell I'm supposed to prove it to you?" "Prove it." "Yes." "How you doing, Marley Kovitch?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Nice to see you, Mr. Brown." "I know this is very upsetting to you." " Sim, senhor." " Porque depois de todos esses anos, you're gonna find out whether Brown is your father." "Todos esses anos, eu só descobri que ele era meu pai." "E agora ela está tentando dizer que ..." "Cora e olhar apenas como eu." "Diga-me que ela não olha como eu." " Sério?" " Sim." "Olhe para os olhos." "You can't tell me her eyes and her hair..." "Well, she didn't comb her hair that day." "Mas ela olhar como eu, Marley." "So, Cora, when you were growing up, who did you think your father was?" "I didn't know, Maury." "I didn't know." "Mas o Sr. Brown sempre agiu como meu pai, assim foi fácil uma vez que Madea me disse." "When did Madea tell you?" "I was, like, 40-something." " Quarenta e poucos anos?" " Sim." " Ok, todos vocês têm falado muito sobre isso." " Sim." "Mas não ouvimos a partir de Madea." "E é isso que Madea tinha a dizer para meus produtores." "Brown é um sujo lowdown ..." "Ele é um mentiroso, ele é um trapaceiro." "He ain't never did like he was supposed to do for Cora." "He gonna act like he..." "He wanted to act like he done went to the doctor and found out he ain't the baby daddy." "He is the baby daddy." "And I'm gonna tell you right now, Maury," "I'm gonna tell you right now I know that's the baby daddy." "Porque esse é o pai do bebê só que eu tinha um bebê com o pai." "He is the baby daddy." "If he ain't the baby daddy..." "I know he's the baby daddy 'cause I know..." "I know that was the worst 15 seconds of my life." "So I know that's the baby daddy." "You ain't even got to worry about," "Porque eu sei que foi o pai do bebê." "Cora não tem para descobrir isso." "Mas quando eu vou até lá, eu vou te mostrar ..." "Eu vou dizer tudo." "Porque ele é tão estúpido, ele não quer nem ninguém to tell nobody what the hell he's supposed to do." "Mas eu sei que é o pai do bebê." "Y'all ain't gotta tell me, 'cause I know that's the baby daddy." "I can't wait till I get up in there." "When I get on that stage," "I'm gonna tell Maury all the truth." "So why don't we just meet her?" "Everybody, here's Madea." "Madea, come on out." "Trazê-la aqui, Marley." "Trazê-la aqui, Marley." " Madea, prazer em vê-lo." " Como você está fazendo, Maury?" "I've been trying to tell you, you are the daddy." "You the daddy, you the daddy." "That's your baby." "This is your baby." "Madea!" " Esse é o seu bebê!" "Esse é o seu bebê!" " Madea!" "Madea!" "That's your baby!" "That's your baby!" " Esse é o seu bebê!" " Por favor!" "Madea, sentar-se." " Por favor, Madea." " Tudo bem." "Why did you wait until Cora was in her 40s to tell her who her father was?" "That's because she dumb." " O quê?" " Rum-dum-di-di burro." "Say one more thing." "Say one more... thing." " Madea, por favor." " Você tem mais uma vez." "Now, I didn't tell her, I didn't tell her 'cause it wasn't important." "I took care of her." "I gave her everything she needed." "She didn't need to know." "She did not even need to know who her daddy was." "I'm more interested now in Cora, and having both of her parents in her life." " Isso mesmo." "Isso mesmo." " Sim." "I don't know why." "Hell, she ain't five years old." "I don't even know why, Cora, you all got me on this... television." "Agindo como se você não tem nenhum ..." "E I. .." "Você disse ..." "I know, Madea, who my  Dizer que, Madea." "Não ser assim." "Right, this the father." "He is the father." "You are the father." " Você é o pai." "Você é o pai." " Ok, agora, espere um minuto." "You are the father." "You are the father." " Você é o pai." " Madea!" " Você é o ... pai." " Madea!" " Sente-se aqui com todos os ..." " Só há uma maneira de resolver isto." "Yeah, let's figure it out." "Bring it on, Maury." "Bring it on." " Nós vamos ter a resposta certa aqui." " Bring it on." "He the daddy." "You the daddy." "You the daddy." "You the daddy." "You the daddy." "Tell him, tell him, Maury." "Tell him." "You are the father." "Tell him, Maury." "Tell him." "In the case of 58-year-old Cora Jean Simmons," "Brown, você não é o pai." " Madea!" " Madea, porque você tem que fazer isso comigo?" "Madea!" "Don't do that." "Don't do that." "Don't embarrass yourself on my show, Madea." " Madea, Madea, Madea." " Eu pensei que ele era o pai, Maury!" " Eu pensei que ele era o pai, Maury!" " Não, não, não." " Eu pensei que ele era o pai, Maury!" " Ele não é o pai." "Ligue para 1-800-Choke-Que-Ho." "Eu gosto disso." "I'm a ho, Maury." "I'm just a no-good ho, Maury." "Marker." "Doc, are those your real eyes or them contacts?" "They're real." " O quê?" " Sim, senhor." "Doctor, are those your eyes?" "Are those your eyes?" " Sim, senhor, eles são." " O quê?" "You look like an albilo." "This could be the last time that you get to hold me." " Apenas ..." " Madea!" "What the..." " Acho que quebrei meu ..." " Vamos fazer o tapa de novo." "Come on, reset." "I'm getting warmed up." "Mabel, I went to the doctor and they say I'm dying." "I ain't got but a week left." "You are not dying, Mr. Brown." "You had a colonoscopy and they found a growth and they wanna remove it and do a biopsy." "Cora, you don't know what you're talking about." " Você não é médico." " Isso é o que ele disse." " Não é isso que ele disse." "Você é médico?" " É." "That's what I thought." "You ain't no doctor so you don't know doctor stuff." "Shut up!" "Heller?" "Yes." "Hold on." "Kirk Franklin's calling you." "He wants you back." "Tudo bem, nós cortamos." "E não seja tão triste." "You're subject to walk out of here and get hit by a bus." "You never know, baby." "That bus will run right over you, just splatter you all over the pavement." "Honey, it could be ugly." "God does things like that." "You just never know." "Mas muito obrigado." "We cut." "E eu não é descobrir o que ele fez descobrir porque ele não quer ..." " Bom, ele descobriu." " Sim, bem que ele descobriu." "Porque quando você descobrir o que você não descobrir then you'd know what you didn't know." "E quando você sabe que você não sabe then it don't make no difference what you don't know no more," "Porque então você não descobrir o que você não sabia." "E uma vez que você descobriu o que você não sabe ..." " Bam, Bam." "... Não faz diferença ... O que você não sabia mais nada." " Bam." "Porque quando você descobrir ..." " Bam." "... Então você pode saber o que ..." "Some smoking weed, Bam." "Stop smoking all that damn weed." " Deixe-me lhe dizer algo." " Nós cortamos." " Oh, vocês ..." " Cut." "Who's gonna pass us that?" "Your lazy ass won't even get up and go get the food and bring it down..." "I'm not gonna get that." "Harold!" "Bam, você vai chamar Harold para trazer a comida aqui em baixo?" " Pelo menos alguém." " Isso é preguiçoso como o inferno." "Well, what do you want me to do?" "Get up and get it?" "Yes." "Because I sure in hell ain't gonna get it." "H.J., come here." "Come here." "I got..." "This what children are for here." "That's why you don't buy a remote control, you have children." " Isso mesmo." " Sim." "É por isso que you don't need vacuum cleaners or nothing." "Children do all that." "Well, they got two of them." "You use one, I use the other one." " Sim, tudo bem." "Qual deles você quer?" " Eu quero que um pouco." "Trazer o alimento para fora." "Cortamos." "We cut." "Did you get it?" "Sit down!" "Sittin' there like you on a horse." "Let me tell all of you something, and I want to make this clear." "If your mama ain't here then your Daddy gonna tell you what you need to do." "What?" "Cut." "... Dizer o que está acontecendo." " O quê?" "You found out that this was your daughter just like recently?" " Sim." " Sim." " Eu tinha 40 e poucos anos." " Foi terrível." "What was that like?" "I was happy, you know, but I was sad." "Porque foi a melhor coisa que já aconteceu." "Why was you sad, Cora?" "Porque, num primeiro momento, eu não queria que fosse ele ser meu pai." " Por quê?" " Mas então ..." "Porque, você sabe, olhar para ele." "Mas ele acabou sendo ..." " Cora, olhe para você." " Funcionou." "You ain't no catch either." "Cora, I'm trying to help, do you a favor." "Mas o que Madea dizer-lhe toda a sua vida sobre o seu pai?" "Like you better than me." "Okay, okay." "I'm sorry." "My security people, please." "Não é ninguém com medo de não segurança." "Porque eu posso levá-los ..." "Don't touch me." "I will bust you in your head with this hammer." "Back the hell up." " Madea, por favor." " Eu não tenho medo." "I will bust you in your head with this hammer." " Madea, por favor." " Minha senhora, vá lá." "We're not gonna stand for that on this show." "Come on now." "I don't wanna sit by her!" "Get out of the way." "You're in front of the camera." "Move." " Tudo bem." "Apenas sentar aqui." " Eu não vou sentar." "You're in front of the camera." "Get your ass out of the way ... É o que estou lhe dizendo." " Madea." " Ela está dizendo para você deslizar sobre." " Ei, você ainda não está se movendo." "You're in the way." "I'm serious." "Your ass is in front of the camera." "Move." "Tudo certo." "Vocês vão, agora, seguir em frente." "Obter o inferno fora do palco." "Y'all extras." "Why did you wait until Cora was in her 40s to tell her who her father was?" "That's because she's dumb." "I didn't tell her because it wasn't important." "It was not important to her." "Porque eu cuidava dela." " Você era como pai e mãe?" " Sim." "E ..." " Eu nunca bateu nenhuma mulher, mas eu vou ..." " Não, não, não, não, não!" " Não, deixe-me, deixe-me ..." " Não, não, não!" "No, we can't have that on my show." " Eu te amo, cara." " Eu sei." "Oh, gentil." "Mr. Brown, eu sei." " Eu sei." "Eu sei." "Eu sei." " Eu estou tendo um colapso nervoso." "I want you to be my daddy." "Mas eu quero ser seu homem agora." "What?" "Now what..." "Thank you for coming to this movie."