"¶ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶ [evil laugh]" "McGEE:" "DearMom," "Camp life has given Suzia wholenewglow." "Please don't tell herwhereI'mhiding." "Sorry Slimey, no threes." "Go fish." "At least we weren't playing hungered hippos." "[loud sobbing]" "Ugh, does that sound like a sobbing Sasquatch?" "Slimey!" "Oof." "[sobbing]" "What's wrong Armand?" "My play, Weep 'Neath The Willow Little Bigfoot, has been rejected!" "But you can't give up after one rejection." "One?" "Try hundreds!" "Ouch." "The time has come for me to hide my genius in the wilderness forever." "Double ouch." "Armand, you can't go... 'cause we're gonna put on your play right here at Camp Lakebottom!" "And that's a promise!" "Did someone say play?" "Hilarious." "The Bottom Dwellers are putting on a sh " "If you are putting on a play then you need... ¶ star power ¶" "[¶]" "No way!" "You don't even go to Camp Lakebottom." "McGee, tell her." "Sorry, Suz." "Gretchen's right." "Bottom Dwellers only..." "Arghhh!" "You haven't seen the last of me!" "Yeahh!" "And you haven't seen the last of m " "Okay people!" "Audition time!" "Oh thank you, McGee!" "Okay, who's up first?" "[¶]" "¶ Talent coming through!" "¶ [clears throat] [singing poorly] ¶ I am so beautiful ¶" "¶ Look at me sing ¶" "Like we said, Bottom Dwellers only!" "I could totally be in your bogus play if I wanted to..." "But I don't want to." "Well that works out perfectly then, doesn't it!" "Next!" "[croak] [clears throat] Croak!" "And the part of the cowfrog goes to... [drum roll]" "The frog!" "McGEE:" "Sorry Squirt." "The best frog won, Kevin." "Next!" "I'd be way better than the frog." "[¶]" "You have to let me audition, baby bruv... or else." "I'll CRUSH YOU!" "Let's take it from the top, shall we?" "¶ I am... ¶" "How about the bottom..." "You." "Can't." "Keep." "Me out of this play!" "Just watch me!" "¶ Play!" "¶" "Next!" "Alright, McGee." "Stop begging." "I'll be in your play." "Nope." "Yes." "No." "Pretty please..." "No way." "Pu-leeease?" "Uh, I think NO..." "Next!" "[¶]" "[¶]" "You're in!" "[gasp] You're right mother!" "I did it!" "I can't believe it!" "I did it!" "[sobs]" "Okay, Gretch." "Let's take it from the top!" "[¶]" "This play is about to bomb." "[loud bang]" "Yes!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "Say hello to our star!" "[gasp]" "[¶]" "No!" "This is amazing!" "I'm backstage." "Gretchen stole my role." "Do something, Buttsquat." "Like what?" "Whenever there's a" "Armand!" "Are you alright?" "Just a little theatrical mishap." "[evil giggles] ...and it won't be the last." "Check it out I'm a pirate!" "Arggg!" "Before we start rehearsal" "I just wanna wish you all good lu..." "Never say good you-know-what in the theatre!" "It calls down a curse that could destroy the whole play!" "You're kidding." "Just by saying good lu" "Just trust me on this or we'll face an evil fury you couldn't imagine!" "Okay, whatever." "[evil laugh]" "I'll show McGee I can light up the stage." "Guess I better not say..." ""Good Luck"!" "Good luck, Good luck!" "[loud thunderclap]" "Prepare yourselves for an electrifying performance!" "[gibberish noises]" "Wow, when he's right, he's right!" "I can't wait till opening night!" "My acting career is toast." "[evil laugh]" "This play is going down." "'Scuse me!" "Heckler coming through." "Uh, buddy!" "Those tomatoes are for THROWING not for eating." "Time to make a deluded Sasquatch's dream come true!" "Everybody gather around." "Never whistle in the theatre!" "That too calls down a curse that could destroy the whole play!" "Seriously?" "Okay, what else shouldn't I do?" "No burping and never, ever scratch your butt." "Hoo-hoo!" "So, if I whistle, the whole play will be destroyed." "[whistle] [loud thunderclap]" "And careful not to [burp] and no scratching my butt!" "[evil laugh]" "Oh this is gonna be good... [evil laugh] [sniffs]" "Peeuw!" "What is this costume made of?" "Only the finest material my armpits could produce." "[screams] [evil laugh]" "[screams]" "Is this supposed to be in the play?" "Prepare for your doom, baby bruv." "I just wanted to say good luck on your opening night." "[screams]" "Good luck!" "[whistles] [evil laugh] [burp]" "Suzi?" "Are you okay?" "She's not your sister anymore, McGee." "She's a dark harridan of the underworld." "Yup, that sounds like Suzi." "[screams] [demonic laugh]" "I will destroy all who deny me my rightful role!" "You're gonna be sorry!" "It is not worth endangering the camp for my play." "It's time to end the dream... forever." "[sobs]" "Why?" "Just 'cause McGee's sister is totally possessed and out to destroy us?" "Pretty much." "[evil laugh]" "A promise is a promise and I'm gonna keep it." "Get on with the play and I'll take care of the princess of darkness!" "I, little Bigfoot, must journey to the dark side of the forest " "I mean... the moon?" "When did that change?" "My body says throw it... but poor Little Bigfoot is so sad." "ARMAND:" "Fearnot,LittleBigfoot." "Your Hairy Squatchmother has brought you a Handsome Cowfrog... [croaks]" "Cowfrog?" "Seriously." "Am I the only one who read this play?" "[screams] [croak]" "Oh, that Cowfrog's really good." "Waaugh!" "[evil laugh]" "How dare you defy me!" "You are going to get it, baby bruv!" "I've got a date with a diva." "It's all yours, Armand." "To croak or not to croak - [screams]" "Ohh." "Honest, Suz." "I only did this play to help out Armand." "Too bad so sad, baby brub." "Now I'm going to destroy your pathetic camp and your lame play!" "GRETCHEN:" "NotifIcan helpit." "Hiiiyah!" "Look upon, your DOOM!" "Whoa!" "Get a grip!" "It's just a play!" "I should have been the star!" "That's right, you should have been the star!" "And you still could be..." "Right, Gretchen?" "Fine!" "I can live with being an understudy if I get to, you know, live." "YES!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "[¶]" "Your fans are waiting." "Sing Suzi, sing!" "Yessss!" "[demonic roar] No, no!" "YES!" "No!" "I'm a star!" "What have you done McGee?" "I have no idea!" "¶ [sustained note] ¶" "And scene." "BUTTSQUAT:" "Bravo!" "Can I have your autograph?" "Make it out to, "My biggest fan, Jordan Buttsquat."" "And there are two T's in Butt." "Ugh..." "Even an evil curse is no match for Suzi's terrible singing." "McGee, thank you!" "Opening night was everything I ever dreamed of!" "Good, cause it's also closing night." "[croaks] [loud buzzing]" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom, you always tell me tousemy brain." "Today I used a wholebunchof them!" "Wooohoooooo!" "Haha, watch out!" "Haha!" "[gasp] [chuckling]" "Hey, Sawyer, come on!" "You said you were gonna swim with us today!" "Just a minute, campers..." "Oops..." "Sorry, guys." "One more thing for the fix it list." "Ohhh..." "nothing's the same without a little zombie fun." "[¶]" "Just got to give it a quick test!" "Ahahaha!" "Hey, let's help Sawyer cross a few things off his list!" "Repair soda machine?" "Nope." "Fix snowmobile?" "Meh." "Finish Frankenstein Monster?" "ALL:" "Yeah!" "Ahhhh!" "Still needs tweaking..." "I think I saw a Frankensteiny Monster in here somewhere." "[muffled] Foundit!" "Hey, why knock one thing off the list when we can design Frankie to fix everything?" "OW." "OW." "Time to get down to business." "Popsicle sticks." "Sticks!" "Glue." "Glue!" "Head." "Head!" "[evil laugh]" "Now the face!" "[evil laugh]" "Something is missing." "How 'bout a brain?" "Indeed." "But where can we get one?" "ZOMBIE FRIDGE!" "Let's see, Game Show Host... and Squirrel..." "There's still some room left." "How 'bout some pickles?" "Those are seriously gross." "Pickles never go bad!" "[coughs]" "Okay, this will work perfectly." "[loud buzzing] [gasp]" "Yes!" "YES!" "[laughs]" "IT'S ALIVE!" "That's right!" "I'm coming to you LIVE from Camp Lakebottom... [grunting]" "Hey Sawyer, wanna play dodgeboulder?" "I'd love to campers but I have to fix the drink machine... and everything else." "Sawyer, this is your lucky day." "Show him what he's won!" "Ta dahh!" "BOTH:" "Fix-It Frankie!" "Frankie?" "Fix that." "Noo problem!" "Are you thirsty?" "Feeling a little lazy?" "Then try the all-new "Shake n' Take" hands-free soda!" "Huh?" "Huh?" "That's not how I woulda done it." "And check this out!" "Who wants toast?" "I do!" "I do!" "Ulp!" "Excellent vintage." "Crunchy." "Buttery... and a slight nutty aftertaste!" "Nice touch... but I bet he can't handle a real handyman challenge." "Dim the lights and get ready foooor... the Ultimate Fix-It Test!" "The busted snowmobile!" "I was gonna do that next." "[¶]" "Congratulations!" "You've won..." "A BRAND NEW ALL SEASON SNOW MOBILE!" "Product has not been tested and will likely explode." "Not to be used by the living." "[cheering]" "[laughs]" "Guess the campers don't need me... [whimpers] ...anymore." "See?" "Now you'll have time to hang out with us." "Let's go!" "Sawyer?" "SQUIRT:" "Where'dhego ?" "I don't know but let's go look for him..." "On our NEW SNOW MOBILE!" "[engine revs]" "Good bye Slimey." "[garbled] Goodbye lake bottom... [¶]" "[screams] [groans] [screaming] Zombie invasion!" "Did someone say zombie invasion?" "Not on my beach." "Activate mechanically implausible armour sequence!" "Prepare to feel the wrath of Ironbutt!" "Oof!" "AAH!" "Oof!" "AAH!" "[groans]" "I can fix that." "You're hired..." "Gee..." "Thanks." "[cheering]" "McGEE:" "Sawyer?" "Where are you?" "You're missing all the fun!" "[cheering]" "Frankie!" "Are you okay?" "I'd say "no"." "That would be his cute little squirrel brain." "Okay, campers." "Get ready, 'cause it's time for... [gruff voice] Fix-it!" "Ohh!" "Well this puts me in a bind." "[gruff voice] Fix-it!" "I thought those pickles smelled bad." "[screams] [gruff voice] Fix-it!" "[groans] [gruff voice] Fix-it!" "Okay, that was not supposed to happen." "Ya think?" "[beep]" "You'z better fix this now." "Anymore great ideas?" "Sawyer's the only one who can fix this... [deep voice] Fix-it!" "I think we should runaway screaming." "I think you're right." "[screams] [all screaming] SAWYER!" "[screams]" "Wahoo!" "Buns of steel!" "[farts]" "Wasn't me!" "Reminds me of Rosebud's chili..." "Good times." "[fart]" "Brillant." "We traded our crazy fun fix-it monster for a crazy creepy fix-it monster." "MONSTER:" "Fix-it!" "[sobs] I don't want to get fixed..." "Okay, question is, what would Sawyer do?" "Fix-it!" "FIX THIS!" "[¶]" "Keep peddling, Squirt!" "Fix it!" "Gretchen, fire when ready!" "Drink in the hole!" "Hi-yah!" "Oh yeah!" "[giggles]" "Fix it!" "This can't be good." "My eyes!" "My eyes!" "[coughs]" "Hey there, campers." "Sawyer, help!" "[distant screams]" "Nice to see them having fun... without me." "Fix-it!" "[screaming]" "Ouch, that's pinchy." "This is disgusting on so many levels." "Fix-it!" "Time to get our zombie back!" "Gaaaah!" "Where's the eject button on this thing?" "Next on my list." "[screaming]" "Sawyer, are you okay?" "Why do you care now that you have your new handyman around?" "We didn't make Frankie to replace you!" "We made him so you'd have time to have fun with us!" "Really?" "Of course!" "Now let's fix Frankie." "Incoming BAGELS!" "Looks like we're toast." "Squirt!" "Gretch!" "A little help!" "You got it!" "Gretch-Squirt to the rescue!" "Hyaah!" "I thought we agreed on Squirtasaurus Gretch?" "Fi -- [angry groan] Fix-it!" "What do we do now Sawyer?" "Luckily I had on my protective armor." "Good idea!" "We can throw you at Frankie." "Can we rethink this for a moment?" "Kick it, Buttsquat!" "Fi-- Ooof!" "[screaming] [grunting]" "It's stuck!" "Sawyeeeer!" "[slow motion voice] McGee!" "Oh no!" "[screams]" "Oh yeah!" "Good bye announcer brain!" "Goodbye squirrel brain, and goodbye evil pickles!" "ANNOUNCER VOICE:" "And that ends our broadcast day." "Thank you and good night..." "Now for a little skysurfing!" "[¶]" "Oh yeah!" "This is awesome." "[screaming]" "Oof!" "[screams]" "Relax, Buttswquat!" "We are only falling fifty thousand feet to our doom." "[screaming]" "Hang on campers!" "Thanks, Sawyer." "It's good to have our number one zombie back!" "Pickle?" "Don't mind if I do." "Oh and, by the way, you're fired." "Well, back to work, campers." "[groaning]" "Just kiddin'!" "Cannonball!"