"In India, there's a god of creator called BRAHMA" "Indians believe that... we're living inside Brahma's dream" "If Brahma awakes everything in this world... will be disappeared, including you and me" "Because we all live inside Brahma's dream" "One, two, three, traffic light be careful when crossing road" "One, two, three, traffic light be careful when crossing road" "You move!" "One, two, three..." "Our son's already unified with the nature in harmony." "He can play with the nature" "His heavenly spirit is much higher than us!" "Our son was borne and grown up here" "He has never been tested by this material world" "Does he consider as unify with the nature in harmony?" "(Hindu) Excuse me, Sir, your parcel" "Hubby, let me open it" "Let me help you" "Fine now" "Senior fellow?" "Your boy has grown up so does my daughter" "I'll host a yoga hubby-to-be contest for my daughter" "Let your son participate it" "Bye" "Thank you!" "Papa mama, as a matter of fact other than three of us... there is a fourth person in this world?" "My boy, it's time for you to leave this mountain!" "This is my formal attire before I moved here!" "Remember to marry India Beauty at King of Yoga's Yoga City!" "Ok!" "If there's a chance learn to be bad as well" "This is a valuable adventure and test" "Ok!" "If he becomes rotten to the core and no way back, what should he do?" "Here's an advice bag." "You can open it solely when you're bad to the bone!" "Ok!" "Get on, it takes at least a month to descend the mountain" "Don't worry!" "I can transform into a ball and roll down the mountain!" "To unify with the nature in harmony!" "Bye-bye Papa Mama!" "Our boy is excellent!" "Wish he is superexcellent after this test!" "Ladies and gentlemen Tally's Yoga Hubby contest now begins" "Ladies and gentlemen Tally's Yoga Hubby contest... now begins!" "What surrounds me is Tally's rich dowry!" "What surrounds me is Tally's rich dowry!" "The lady who sits in the middle of the dowry is Tally" "Her legs are 42;" "waist is 22; bust is 32 and she owns an angel face" "Her mouth is so big;" "India Beauty looks more beautiful." "Go!" "India Beauty has more dowries." "Go!" "Full of crap still not yet get to the point" "Ok, get to the point..." "For anyone who can perform yoga and shrink into this urn he can be Tally's husband" "If we can shrink into it we'd marry India Beauty instead." "Go!" "Nothing to see, go!" "Nobody wants her..." "Can't get married..." "To my holy Brahma please grant me a nice hubby" "If not, please give India Beauty a nasty hubby" "What's the matter?" "What have fallen down?" "An expert... really an expert!" "Where do you from?" "I've been rolling down from Himalayas for 4 days!" "That should be at a very high level?" "Certainly, to unify with the nature in harmony!" "Still not thanking Brahma?" "Thank you Brahma..." "Do you know how to reach King of Yoga's Yoga City?" "Because I want to marry India Beauty" "You've to marry me after you get into my golden urn!" "No way." "According to my papa mama's instruction, I've to marry India Beauty" "I just swear to Brahma" "If I don't have a good hubby then give India Beauty a nasty one" "Any difference between nasty and bad?" "Bad is nasty!" "Ok, you can teach me how to be a bad guy before I marry her" "You'd rather to be a bad guy instead of marrying me?" "Yup" "Ok, I'll teach you how to be a bad guy!" "Thank you, thank you!" "Now I teach you how to slay people" "Those 3 villains mess up the DVD" "Learn from watching it" "How come slaying people is so ugly?" "Of course, slaying people is very ugly!" "Ok!" "This is Diamond" "This is Club" "It wastes lots of time" "How about watching the DVD?" "That's right!" "Ladies and gentlemen... 5... 5 aced cigarettes" "Ladies and gentlemen" "How come it keeps repeating?" "These movies are always repeating!" "Ok" "Diamond 3!" "Spade 2" "It works!" "I discard 4 aces!" "Ladies and gentlemen 5... 5 aced cigarettes" "Ladies and gentlemen 5... 5 aced cigarettes" "Ladies and gentlemen 5... 5 aced cigarettes" "Dunno how to kill how to play poker and mahjong" "You're worthless!" "You won't become bad in this life" "Please do teach me!" "Papa mentioned that no matter how hard it'll be, have to become bad" "And I can open up this advice bag when I reach the goal" "Papa told me to open it only if I'm rotten to the core!" "Only I read it, not you!" "India Magical Oil!" "Drink one drop can erase one day of memory" "Take x drops for x days you've been bad" "How could it have such thing in this world?" "I can handle the tiles" "Character... one!" "Character nine!" "Bamboo eight!" "It's not fair in this world!" "The good stuff always goes to India Beauty" "Why do you hate India Beauty so much?" "Bamboo four!" "She is beautiful!" "So do you!" "West!" "I've a big size mouth, how beauty am I?" "I... think you look beautiful!" "Hello every tour member it's a very famous Blue City in India" "Be careful!" "Since everywhere is in blue it's very easy to get lost" "Cheer up uncle, we're here for traveling" "My friend, tries it..." "Excuse me" "Come on... tries it..." "With great fun... tries it..." "Uncle, tries it" "That's right." "The psychologist told you to try on everything" "Tries it, with great fun" "Uncle, tries it..." "Listen to the psychologist..." "My friend, don't be afraid, tries it out" "What do you afraid?" "Bring it over" "To hypnotize... to hypnotize..." "Get up... get up... get up..." "Who is interested in trying it?" "You..." "You..." "Tries it pal." "Look at me..." "Hello, can you give way to our uncle?" "To hypnotize..." "Oh!" "This little girl..." "look at me..." "Lily-livered" "Be brave..." "Because of the lost in business my uncle is afraid of everything!" "I'm exactly the opposite" "I'm not afraid of anything I can eat shit if it's not stinky!" "We should try everything during our short life!" "If not, why would I come to India?" "Just because it has lots of bizarre stuff!" "India Magical Oil?" "How magical is it?" "India Magical Oil" "Drink one drop can erase one day of memory" "Drink up a whole bottle can lose the memory completely, very confused!" "I don't understand what you're talking about?" "For external or internal use?" "For internal!" "To drink it, right?" "Yup" "Four bottles." "Take them" "Ok, one, two, three..." "For your uncle, be my guest!" "What's the matter?" "Where's my money?" "Don't worry; it's here!" "Thank you!" "Thank you uncle!" "This is a cunning luggage" "I like to carry all my money to everywhere!" "Be brave, be brave..." "My friend, to hypnotize?" "To hypnotize?" "Should try out everything..." "Gimme all your money..." "Gimme all your money..." "Gimme all your money..." "Robbers!" "There're robbers..." "See how magical you're?" "Drink it!" "Which one is our coach bus?" "Why are we in India?" "I barely remember it..." "we're traveling with my uncle!" "You travel here with your uncle What about me?" "Are you our uncle?" "I'm your uncle?" "To hypnotize..." "Please go to this hotel!" "Has my tour... arrived yet?" "May I help you, sir?" "T... o... u... r" "They haven't arrived yet, sir" "A cheap cheap room..." "Why do we live in such a rundown hotel?" "Cause you lost in business, no more money" "I've money..." "I've lots of money" "Am I really lost in business?" "I'm really your uncle?" "How come I don't seem recognize you?" "Are we really broke and have to sit on the rooftop?" "Yup, you lost in business" "Hong Kong people?" "I don't really know." "Are you?" "I sell curry in Chungking Mansions" "Had killed someone in MongKok..." "been locked in jail in Stanley" "Bring them back to look for their mother..." "Tying the yellow ribbon..." "My wife forgives me" "My home address..." "I'm very nervous!" "Hey!" "Gimme back my wife's photo!" "I know who I am" "Who?" "I'm your father" "I sell curry in Chungking Mansions" "Had killed someone in MongKok..." "Been locked in jail for a few years in Stanley" "I bring you back to see your mother..." "If she forgives me she'd tie a yellow ribbon... on the tree outside the house" "That's my wife..." "Mother!" "I'm very nervous" "May I help you, sir?" "I lost in business;" "I also lost my nephews" "I wanna jump into the sea" "Pardon me, Sir" "Jump... into the sea!" "No problem, Sir" "Jumping into the sea." "Follow me, Sir" "You bring me to jump into the sea?" "Here you are, Sir" "Jumping into the sea" "I wanna jump from a building" "Sorry, Sir?" "Jump... from a building!" "Yes, Sir!" "Don't get closer." "I jump if you do" "I'm very arrogant Don't attempt to crack me up" "I jump if you keep getting closer" "You jump;" "I jump!" "Is it you?" "What?" "You won't mind if I'm changing clothes here?" "Gimme a sketch" "So alike, exactly the same indeed" "You're excellent" "I guess this should be my fiancé?" "Be brave." "You're capable to deal with him" "Come back to me." "You can deal with him" "Elephant, punches him!" "Elephant, that side!" "That side..." "Elephant, over there!" "Why do you do this to me?" "I don't like a sneaky husband" "You can deal with him!" "Elephant..." "I'm here!" "No... can't deal with..." "How could that be?" "Catch it!" "Thank you!" "It's for him to eat, not for you!" "You're passed!" "I don't mean you've to win it" "I want you to face it!" "In fact, Elephant isn't my fiancé?" "It's a real elephant!" "What about this?" "An illusion" "Now is also an illusion?" "I'd rather not waking up forever" "Hubby, I'm pregnant!" "That soon?" "Aiyah... it's time to deliver..." "Both are safe and sound..." "Hubby, I give birth to a boy!" "Would be nice if we've a daughter too..." "Say papa!" "Growing up so quickly?" "Your son is already a big boy!" "Growing up quickly..." "Hubby, our son ranks number 2 in the exam" "Who's number 1?" "Our daughter of course" "Improving in studies..." "Great!" "Already get a bachelor's degree!" "Life is running fast!" "Hubby, are you satisfied with your life like that?" "Anything else that you are not satisfied?" "That 9 grand tour fare..." "Still minding that 9 grand tour fare?" "I'd only joined for a day!" "Hubby, don't be like that" "Now you own over 9 thousand billions!" "When I got lost, I only had... a dollar in my pocket!" "Hubby!" "Honey?" "If it's you, spread your tail!" "To hypnotize..." "Honey, wait for me" "Robbers!" "Men who beat up their wife are the worst" "That's why we're now teaching you how to beat up a wife" "How could I learn without a wife?" "No problem, I lend mine to you!" "No!" "To prostrate!" "Yes or no..." "No!" "Go to hell!" "Not giving me face?" "Sor, been half day already..." "Borrow two wives for him!" "Ok!" "To lend us for being beaten You don't wanna live?" "Beat you to death..." "I'm gay!" "No wife means no more learning!" "No way!" "Have to learn it" "You've to beat India Beauty in the future!" "Break my head" "Take it!" "Smash it!" "Smash it!" "Smash it!" "Break!" "Break..." "Hurry up!" "Smash it!" "Break it!" "Smash her to death!" "Smash her head!" "Smash it!" "I tell you to smash it!" "No..." "Smash it!" "Smash it!" "You three look at that side!" "What's the matter?" "Tally bites me!" "Bites you?" "There isn't any sign, any mark How did she bite you?" "Like that!" "For any expert who can perform yoga... and shrink into this urn he'll be my husband" "You missed the chance last time Don't miss it now" "Go grab this chance!" "Hurry up!" "This urn is even smaller than last time" "For those who can get inside it must not a human" "Don't host this contest if you don't wanna get married" "Obviously in teasing people!" "Don't boo..." "It looks like very difficult to get into this urn" "In fact, it's very easy Let me demonstrate it once" "You first stuff you left foot in" "Right, ease up your shoulder... hands, and other muscles..." "Now your right foot should stuff into it easily, right..." "A little shaky..." "Be careful, it'd be bad if it rolls down" "Now turn slowly..." "You punk, this urn represents Tally's heart" "If you don't wanna marry her don't get inside!" "Tally is perverted." "You'd be in deep trouble when you provoke her" "Let me teach you how to kill people Follow me" "Tumble you down deadly!" "Go!" "Gotta be dead!" "Is it good enough to fall from this height?" "Good!" "Good!" "I'll stand over here" "You run... till over there" "Then speed up in full force... and knock me down with jump kicks!" "I don't dodge and let you kick me hard" "Are you happy with this arrangement?" "Sure..." "Oh no..." "I'm afraid that you'll dodge" "You dodge and I'll fly to the ground" "I absolutely won't dodge" "I'll dead if you really dodge?" "I've trusted you for so many times and you don't even trust me once?" "I trust you but I'm really scared" "Ok!" "Now we swop." "You stand over here" "I run to that side and kick you in full force" "You dodge and I fly to the ground" "You wouldn't scare too much, right?" "Sure not..." "Great" "You must dodge!" "I'm not stupid..." "Hold on... don't die!" "You can't treat her that nice after you marry her!" "Who?" "India Beauty!" "Ok..." "Robbers!" "Robbers!" "Hypnotize me..." "I wanna go back to see my wife" "Hypnotize..." "Still not working..." "Please!" "Hypnotize..." "Not here, not this illusion" "Who're you?" "Intrude my territory?" "Let me kill you!" "Elephant!" "Honey, I'm back" "You're so eager to get back that 9 thousands" "I'm now giving you 10 grand!" "Take the money and our affection ends!" "Honey, why do you wanna kill me?" "I take revenge for our family for our son and daughter" "Sorry, Honey... sorry!" "You own so much that you're still not satisfied." "You ruin our whole family!" "Take it easy harmony brings prosperity..." "Quarreling leads declining to extinction" "Everything will be alright" "No more quarreling" "Don't..." "She's in nuts!" "Calm down!" "Honey, how could you forgive me?" "You jump;" "I jump!" "Come back to me!" "Honey, I didn't fool around!" "I thought that moustache guy was you" "Come back to me!" "Welcome, Miss Beauty!" "Where's papa?" "The Master is in the Two-Headed-Snake Temple" "The new Brahma messenger is coming from Himalayas and his name is Singh" "It means that your son-in-law is Himalayas Singh" "You take care of this business" "The new Brahma messenger is coming from Himalayas and his name is Singh" "It means that your son-in-law is Himalayas Singh" "You take care of this business" "The son of my young fellow?" "Your daughter will come in and quarrel with you in 10 seconds" "She'll runaway and you've to lock her up!" "Papa!" "Beauty!" "Papa, you can't pick my husband!" "This is your destiny!" "I want freedom of love" "This is India!" "I've to marry someone whom I love" "I shouldn't let you study in England!" "Papa!" "Papa..." "Papa, please..." "Beauty..." "Your papa only locks the front door not the back" "You better head to the east hurriedly and you'll run into your real lover" "Beauty..." "Your papa only locks the front door not the back" "You better head to the east hurriedly and you'll run into your real lover" "Thank you two-headed snake!" "Hey, bring along us as well" "We haven't been to outside for a long time!" "Honey..." "Don't go!" "I'm not your honey." "I'm a peacock" "Wake up, no more dreaming" "Remember, be brave and cherish everything!" "Beauty..." "Beauty..." "Beauty..." "Beauty..." "Two-headed snake, why do you bite me?" "Your Mr. Right will show up here and suck out your blood in 10 seconds" "Be brave" "Is it you?" "What?" "My friend, how to get there?" "You both take a look first see if any yellow ribbon there" "Ok" "Papa, take a look!" "Mama" "Be good to your mama from now on..." "Papa!" "Let's go home together" "Papa had made a mistake no face to see your mama" "Papa!" "Papa..." "Don't leave us alone" "Listen to me!" "You won't have a good life with me!" "Go over there!" "Go over there!" "Not listening to me?" "Go over there..." "Still standing?" "Go over there!" "Papa!" "Don't pull me hurriedly go over there!" "No..." "Papa!" "Please don't leave us Go!" "No good prospects not listening to me..." "Papa!" "No..." "Papa doesn't want you..." "Darling!" "Darling?" "Sweetie" "Son!" "Mama!" "Darling!" "Sweetie!" "Son!" "Mama!" "Darling!" "Sweetie!" "Darling!" "Mama!" "Darling!" "Mama!" "Let go of my hand" "Gimme back my wife's photo!" "I'm not their papa is... uncle instead" "We get lost and miss the tour bus" "Our coach bus!" "Hey!" "Hey..." "Wait a minute..." "Pal?" "How come they all have coconuts except us?" "How come they all have seats except us?" "Had we not paid the fare?" "Hey, you've dropped something..." "Lots of green!" "What should we do for the cash?" "Uncle, how should we handle it?" "Depends if we're good or bad people?" "Good men will return others' belongings whereas bad guys will keep it for themselves" "We pick the money up for quite awhile but we don't keep it" "Shouldn't be bad guys!" "Where's the money?" "Hey, what're you looking for?" "Do you need help?" "Answer me!" "Answer me!" "No, thanks" "Don't lie to me I've been watching you for a long time" "You three are whispering in each other's ear, very stealthy" "Just say so if you need help I'm in charging this area!" "No, thanks!" "Go down and take a bath Wanna worship Brahma?" "Hey... wanna learn yoga?" "Wanna buy flowers?" "Full of crap!" "Aunty!" "Just say so if you need help!" "Are you crazy to carry two persons stuff?" "Come on..." "let me carry one for you!" "So heavy, you wanna die?" "Should let youngsters to carry these stuff Watch out the road!" "Look at your disciple... becoming bad very much alike us" "If he marries India Beauty her whole family must be in deep trouble" "That's right..." "Uncle, is that guy speaking in loud voice good or bad?" "Certainly he is a good guy!" "Hey, whom did you say is a good guy?" "Talking to you!" "Foolish, talking to you three with the hat on" "If this doesn't consider as bad what really should it be?" "Sorry..." "Sit down!" "Don't let me hear this same good guy comment again, understand?" "I'll beat you up whenever I hear this comment again!" "Get out of here!" "Sorry..." "Get out of here!" "Get out of here!" "Oh shit, he is still a good man!" "Is that our problem?" "Is it because we're not bad enough so we're unable to change him?" "How about we find him a tutor?" "What's the purpose I told you to buy this pigment for?" "Can't remember it" "Take a look if we've jot it down" "Today we..." "Not this one" "Take a look... this one..." "There're three vicious tattoo men in the bathhouse should draw something to protect myself" "Draw it quickly" "Then we can take a bath..." "at the public bathhouse" "Hey!" "Hey, get up!" "What's up?" "Hey!" "Hey..." "What's the matter?" "I know who we are" "Who are we?" "Idiot!" "We're the Japanese triad!" "In fact, this area belongs to us" "Hey!" "You three again?" "Wanna buy flowers?" "Wanna worship Brahma?" "Wanna learn yoga?" "Full of crap!" "Intruding my territory?" "Step on my foot again if you've the guts..." "Intruding my territory!" "Come on!" "See who's scary..." "Use both feet if you've the guts!" "Chop it if you've the guts thought I only have one" "Taking so long, don't you know it?" "Let me help you counting, one... two..." "How about left hand first..." "Stop it!" "You three tattoo guys I'll beat you up if you move!" "This is our territory Talk to me if necessary!" "Can I hire you as a tutor?" "Wanna hire me to teach him?" "I'm expensive" "Tutor, you take it already and put it there" "Inside your tummy-band" "What a normal person!" "Why wanna be bad?" "Already told you, you jot it down on me" "Be a bad guy... is for Tally" "May I ask how long it takes to be a bad guy?" "We're in a rush" "Nonsense!" "Takes only 3 days Never heard about it..." "Takes 3 years to be good but only 3 days to be bad" "But there's only a lake here can't help much of the process" "Is there any... casino nearby?" "Yes!" "It provides a bus once a month" "It'll leave in a minute" "Let's go" "That soon?" "Can't learn it here?" "Bro, need to go Go..." "At least he should bring some clothing for that 3 days!" "Nonsense!" "Only 3 days any need for clothing change?" "I'll do my best to be bad!" "Come back if you feel hard to learn it" "I don't recognize the road!" "Take a taxi!" "No money!" "I'll pay for it" "Excuse me!" "Only 3 days, missing that much already?" "He'll be someone's hubby in 3 days" "Indian Casino" "You both circulate our poisonous blood inside your body" "When he plays a flute you'll keep dancing" "Whereas he'll keep performing yoga when you play a flute" "He'll be your husband" "Really?" "Can a snake talk?" "An illusion" "All set;" "let's have some fun!" "Great!" "Great!" "Poor darling, what happened to you?" "This is a beautiful girl!" "Poor darling, what happened to you?" "That beauty is also a moustache guy" "Madam, ok Thank you" "Place your bet and hands off buy big win big!" "1st lesson remembering two pithy formulas... is essential to be an addicted gambler!" "Shoot!" "Losing money is induced by winning" "Autumn wind induces me to eat wild animals" "Does it have pangolin or raccoon here?" "Bro, we're very hungry" "Let's go then" "Who're you?" "Why are you following us?" "Stealing?" "I beat you!" "What?" "I've paid you to turn me into a bad person!" "Idiot!" "There's no need to pay for learning to be a bad person!" "Kid Hello?" "Kid" "Here Up here!" "Kid, need any help?" "Go away!" "You moustache guy!" "I don't like men!" "Almost break..." "Thank you Brahma for granting my love magical energy to win this competition" "Play it You play it and I'll keep dancing" "Please play it" "Dunno what you're talking about" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Please stop... help!" "Stop!" "Domino, poker..." "Which game do you like to bet?" "I've no money" "Go rob someone if you don't" "Another method of being a bad person!" "Ok!" "Robbing!" "Take out all your money!" "Take off your clothes!" "An illusion" "Very hurt..." "Take off..." "Hurry up!" "Where's the money?" "No money?" "A dollar!" "That lucky?" "This is an evil dollar that causes my family scatters" "Only an illusion, have clothes on..." "Have clothes on... many many clothes on" "Moustache guy what're you screaming about?" "What I've is also what you've!" "I robbed a dollar!" "It's BIG at the bigsmall table in 10 seconds" "Big!" "Three, five, six; fourteen is Big!" "I make a dollar profit!" "The Fantan will show TWO in 10 seconds" "It's Two!" "Camel!" "I place two!" "Elephant!" "I win lots of money, very happy..." "If you're happy, bet your hat on Small" "Three, five, six; fourteen is Big!" "Lose everything!" "What do you want?" "I wanna win it back!" "Hurry up, borrow the money from any usurer" "Ok..." "Set." "He's no way back now" "Alright!" "Let's pick another victim" "Mr. Usurer, I wanna borrow a dollar" "Including interest need to pay back 13 grand" "I only borrow a dollar... whatever" "Three Six!" "One, three, four;" "Eight is small!" "Wanna borrow it again?" "Open!" "There isn't any game in such a big casino!" "Catch it myself!" "Kid, need any help?" "Shit!" "We'd be eaten by someone in 10 seconds" "Game over..." "Idiot!" "Not even have the guts to eat snake!" "How could you be the Japanese triad?" "This snake talks" "So horrible!" "More horrible than me?" "Eat!" "Your girlfriend looks really beautiful!" "Don't get too close, you moustache guy!" "You're a beauty in my eyes" "Yet others can see your big moustache" "They think we're gay" "Nephews, it's so good to find you" "Sorry" "An illusion..." "Are they talking wild dog or wild boar?" "You're so sweet" "So homely, you moustache guy!" "Bro, very hot" "Shit, this is a poisonous snake!" "Oh shit!" "Where's Beauty?" "Miss and a man are at the backyard" "This is my young fellow's... unify with the nature in harmony?" "What?" "What're you talking about?" "China man, no Hindustan" "You must be the son of my young fellow" "You know me?" "You know who I'm?" "You, Himalayas Singh!" "Remember to marry my daughter India Beauty" "Now I go catch my daughter back to Yoga City" "Actually..." "I don't belong to Japanese Triad" "I'm Singh from Himalayas" "I'm a yoga expert" "Can I help you, Sir?" "May I ask how to reach King of Yoga's Yoga City?" "I wanna marry Indian Beauty!" "This moustache guy's dancing looks beautiful!" "Papa?" "Beauty, back home with me!" "One more elephant" "Wait a minute" "No more behaving willfully!" "Go home with me!" "Papa, gimme 2 minutes please!" "I'm leaving!" "I hope you can attend the competition in Yoga City" "You can marry me if you win!" "You're capable to win it!" "Remember, Yoga City" "Moustache guy..." "Why'd I chase after?" "Holy moly..." "I'm in love with the moustache guy" "If there's some powerful stuff to freshen up my mind..." "I must not lose" "Pal, wanna refresh yourself with some coke?" "Powerful?" "Powerful!" "Hurry up, hurry up" "India Magical Oil" "Drink a drop can erase one day of memory" "Take X drops for X days you've been bad" "What date is it?" "10th" "Open your mouth" "What date is it?" "9th" "Open your mouth" "What date is it?" "8th" "What date is it?" "7th" "Today is 9th!" "No, today is 7th 8th, yesterday was 7th..." "What..." "It really can erase one day of memory by drinking a drop" "Really magical" "Pay the taxi..." "just like a wooden-headed person!" "That tutor is excellent takes only 2 days to fulfill this assignment" "What 2 days?" "Only 1 day!" "Which tutor?" "What're you looking for?" "Leave me alone!" "What I turn into nowadays because of you See how excellent I'm" "A morbid gambler, drug abuser a bastard, rotten to the bone all I can do is denying everything" "He graduates!" "He can marry the India Beauty" "Damn it!" "Marry India Beauty!" "Can't even perform the entry-level movement!" "How come?" "You can unify with the nature in harmony" "You're right" "How could I unify with the nature in harmony?" "If you can't marry India Beauty marry me" "Tally..." "Whatever, so noisy!" "As long as you gimme money for coke gimme money to bet and I'm cool in everything" "Don't be a lazy bone Can you spare this night with me?" "No money!" "You said you did?" "Money?" "Where's the money?" "If you don't tell me I'll smash your head!" "I'm your wife" "Whatever... take it as bad luck!" "Hurry up and gimme the money for coke right after" "Come on..." "You better kill me" "And re-married It doesn't worth to love a person like me" "You can open up the advice bag" "Already did." "What India Magical Oil..." "Drink a drop can erase one day of memory" "Take X drops for X days you've been bad" "No such thing in this world?" "I do" "We've been knowing each other for 12 days Each takes 12 drops" "After you drink it you can regain your purity... and our relationship is over!" "I was bad in the last three days" "Not necessary to erase the first 9 days" "Better erase everything." "I don't want to leave any mark in your heart" "It's enough for me to drink it You don't need to" "Better have a clear cut no more lingering" "This..." "No more indecisive!" "Who're you?" "May I ask how to reach King of Yoga's Yoga City?" "Why do you wanna go there?" "I wanna marry India Beauty" "Gotta be a rough race!" "Can you put your leg on the head?" "Sure!" "Put it on your head, not mine!" "Let's split it into fifty fifty..." "If you marry her leave half share of dowry for me..." "Why should I split it with you?" "You don't know the way If I don't lead you, you can't marry India Beauty!" "Right!" "Thank you... for your help..." "You're welcome" "Better wipe off your snot" "Alright" "You've to win!" "After you win it leave half share of dowry for me." "My dowry would be her half share" "My husband would be half way good as hers" "That's great" "Confidence in winning?" "Whatever you both perform after merging I'll follow you" "I'm asking you both if you're confident?" "Beauty, that person in purple clothing is your hubby-to-be" "No way!" "Moustache guy!" "Moustache guy!" "That person in orange clothing is my hubby-to-be indeed" "So many people fight for that moustache guy?" "King of Yoga's son-in-law yoga contest now begins in the Yoga City!" "Round one:" "Yoga human ball" "The last 6 winners can get into round 2" "King of Yoga's son-in-law yoga contest now begins in the Yoga City!" "Round one:" "Yoga human ball" "The last 6 winners can get into round 2" "Ready" "Transform into a human ball!" "Transform into a human ball!" "What're you doing?" "Either your man wins or mine!" "What's the point of doing this?" "Looking cool?" "They almost reach the finishing line" "Now you transform into a ball You think you're Michael Schumacher?" "Very irritating!" "Even lose my bus fare!" "Excellent than Michael Schumacher!" "This is a crazy guy!" "Super powerful!" "A formidable adversary an unexpected big head opponent!" "A horrible opponent!" "Round two:" "Iron can racing!" "The fastest 3 winners... can get into round 3" "Round two:" "Iron can racing!" "The fastest 3 winners... can get into round 3" "Wait till later..." "we assault him together" "Go!" "Yoga I've trained to a state that able to turn and dance in the air" "Able to perform any weird movement" "Hands can run" "To cultivate myself in quiet privacy I can dream of a mist like truth" "The mist disperses when awakes" "What cause me vexed?" "Rigid Release" "Who can comprehend the road out?" "Living good Not living good" "Leave no trace after wake up" "All under heaven are one family" "Magnifying the success and failure not yielding" "They're all the same at the end" "Be laughing and playing in the world Strolling is the best" "Front and back, improving and retrogressing, use the right force" "A relaxing force" "Be laughing and playing in the world" "Muddle is my highest universe" "Why race like an electric rabbit?" "Not to observe this journey" "To release the burden allows to embrace everything" "Persistence Release" "Leave you to lead" "Sleeping good Not sleeping good" "Leave no trace after wake up" "To slip him with oil!" "Please reveal your nature" "Magnifying the success and failure not yielding" "Drifting!" "Must be able to marry India Beauty!" "Muddle is my highest universe" "Moustache guy, play it harder!" "Pals, put up more effort!" "Very hard!" "Forcing to a panic state" "Be laughing and playing in the world Be just as dreaming is the best" "When raising heads, we see natural and unrestrained steps in deep mountain and sea" "A simple mission" "Be laughing and playing in the world" "I don't care what I step on is called road or India?" "Super excellent!" "Sixty forty split;" "I take the larger share" "Don't come closer unless seventy thirty split" "What now to unify with the nature in harmony?" "How come I find myself in your heart?" "Why do I look so ugly with snot hanging loosely?" "Nonsense, what're you talking about?" "Round three:" "Self-beating racing" "For those two who are self-beating the most can get into the final" "Round three:" "Self-beating racing" "For those two who are self-beating the most can get into the final" "Beauty, I give your man 10 points" "And you give mine the same" "Get rid of this big-head!" "Ready..." "Go!" "Enough!" "So vigorously... ahh!" "No..." "Moustache guy, don't stop playing!" "Keep playing..." "For the purple contestant" "Perfect ten for such a bad performance?" "For the orange contestant" "Papa!" "Papa, you don't keep your promise!" "No scoring standard!" "For the white contestant" "Zero!" "Zero!" "Cheating!" "Cheating..." "Sorry..." "Beauty, adding points..." "No!" "Not adding!" "Absolutely not adding..." "Not adding!" "Not adding!" "This will fail my man!" "No way!" "Ok..." "Quiet" "Now I announce that these 3 can get into the final!" "Final round:" "Unsolved Mystery" "To be fair please test the bell in the front" "Not by hand, but your will instead!" "Please get into the meditation state!" "This snake pattern that encircles three of you is the Unsolved Mystery in the Yoga City" "Any one of you who can answer this mystery will be my husband!" "Please resolve this Unsolved Mystery" "The snake is biting its tail..." "What does it mean?" "So difficult" "Brahma, please grant my hubby wisdom" "Brahma, please grant Himalayas Singh wisdom" "I'm Peacock, Brahma's messenger" "Each of you has an unordinary adventure in India" "I wanna hear what each of you comprehends" "This memory lost friend, you first" "Who's the memory lost friend?" "You!" "Me what?" "I don't even know who I'm" "I've no memory." "No memory means no Me!" "If there isn't Me, why'd you ask me?" "A profound state!" "What about this dreaming pal?" "Who's that dreaming pal?" "Me!" "When I'm dreaming, I think I'm awake" "When I'm awake, I think I'm dreaming" "Now you think you're awake or in a dream?" "I think I'm awake, in fact, I'm dreaming" "A profound state!" "What about this Himalayas friend?" "Everything is only a Brahma's dream" "Where's it going?" "He has already been selected as the new Brahma's messenger" "You both can go back to the India Beauty contest" "Hey... how to solve that Unsolved Mystery?" "Gimme some hint!" "You shouldn't ask me depends on yourself!" "Depends on ourselves!" "I know!" "Eating self!" "Uncle!" "Uncle..." "We see our coach bus!" "Bring me together..." "Beauty!" "Beauty!" "Beauty..." "Chasing them!" "Chasing them!" "Hurriedly chasing after them!" "Chasing..." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey..." "Help!" "He's unconscious!" "I'm currently Brahma's messenger, Peacock" "Peacock?" "My mission is to take over your work... and safe-guard Brahma's sleep?" "Because Brahma awakes everything in this world... will be disappeared, including you and me" "We all live inside his dream" "Wait till he falls asleep again the world will start over" "From now on, I'm responsible to read... people's wishes to Brahma" "If Brahma gets it that person's dream will come true" "All yours now" "Leave it for me" "Anup in Bombay wishes world peace" "A Hong Kong tour guide in Rajasthan wishes to find back those four missing tourists" "All are here except those four" "Hey!" "Hold on..." "Hey..." "You're uncle; these two are your nephews" "I'm their aunt!" "Who am I?" "You're the tour member!" "Tally wishes to marry the unconscious man at her back..." "Me?" "Others were in meditation You're in meditation..." "How come you meditate so long?" "So troublesome!" "Actually, you're quite excellent" "How about I pick you as my husband?" "Decision is made" "This girl and I are pretty interesting" "Every time when I thought our relationship begins, it's an end indeed" "When it's an end it's the beginning in fact" "King of Yoga at the Yoga City wishes to grant Himalayas Singh the wisdom... to resolve this Unsolved Mystery" "The snake head is biting its tail Head is tail; tail is head..." "The beginning is the end;" "the end is the beginning" "Be indifferent of the beginning or the end" "You awake?" "This world is going to vanish?" "I just start it..." "Brahma sleeps and back into his dream" "The world restarts" "One more time to get into an uncivilized period" "There is a group of primitive living in this uncivilized world" "They have no language not even know how to stand up" "Young primitives start drilling wood for fire" "Unluckily, they burn themselves" "Those grown up primitives rush in and reprimand them at once" "They mark down this incident by quipu record-keeping" "Since it has too many knots those grown up primitives have already forgotten why made such a big knot" "Human's memory is not dependable" "On the other side those puberty teenagers are in a crush" "Woman makes use a stick to express her love interest" "If man is interested he'll let the woman beat his head" "Then the woman tows her man home" "Primitives' feeling are direct" "The primitive father and daughter are in a walk" "They almost hit by a Velocisaurus" "The smart daughter realizes that the stand up posture is... the cause of Velocisaurus' thunder running speed" "So she starts learning how to stand up" "When others see this interesting scene they all follow standing up" "They fall, stand up again" "They stand up and fall again" "When these primitives are trying hard to stand up a primitive is already known how to stand up... at the far away Himalayas" "Able to hand stand as well" "Since it's too boring of being alone he twists himself aimlessly" "This is the earliest stage of yoga" "This Himalayas primitive... also thinks about how this world is formed" "Why does he exist?" "He also wants to communicate with the sky" "Om..." "Don't belittle this "Om"" "In yoga, it represents the beginning of an universe" "Holding lots of unlimited energy" "Go primitives!" "Human's progression is depending on YOU!"