"This Charming Man" "Punctured bicycle" "On a hillside desolate" "Will nature make a man of me yet ?" "When in this charming car" "This charming man" "Why pamper life's complexities" "When the leather runs smooth" "On the passenger seat ?" "I would go out tonight" "But I haven't got a stitch to wear" "This man said "it's gruesome" "That someone so handsome should care"" "A jumped-up pantry boy" "Who never knew his place" "He said "return the rings"" "He knows so much about these things" "He knows so much about these things" "I would go out tonight" "But I haven't got a stitch to wear" "This man said "it's gruesome" "That someone so handsome should care"" "Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man ..." "Oh, da-da, da-da, da-da, this charming man ..." "A jumped-up pantry boy" "Who never knew his place" "He said "return the ring"" "He knows so much about these things" "He knows so much about these things" "He knows so much about these things" "WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ?" "All men have secrets and here is mine" "So let it be known" "For we have been through hell and high tide" "I think I can rely on you ..." "And yet you start to recoil" "Heavy words are so lightly thrown" "But still I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you" "So, what difference does it make ?" "So, what difference does it make ?" "It makes none" "But now you have gone" "And you must be looking very old tonight" "The devil will find work for idle hands to do" "I stole and I lied, and why ?" "Because you asked me to !" "But now you make me feel so ashamed" "Because I've only got two hands" "Well, I'm still fond of you, oh-ho-oh" "So, what difference does it make ?" "Oh, what difference does it make ?" "Oh, it makes none" "But now you have gone" "And your prejudice won't keep you warm tonight" "Oh, the devil will find work for idle hands to do" "I stole, and then I lied" "Just because you asked me to" "But now you know the truth about me" "You won't see me anymore" "Well, I'm still fond of you, oh-ho-oh" "But no more apologies" "No more, no more apologies" "Oh, I'm too tired" "I'm so sick and tired" "And I'm feeling very sick and ill today" "But I'm still fond of you, oh-ho-oh" "Oh, my sacred one ..." "Oh ..." "Oh ..." "PANIC" "Panic on the streets of London" "Panic on the streets of Birmingham" "I wonder to myself" "Could life ever be sane again ?" "The Leeds side-streets that you slip down" "I wonder to myself" "Hopes may rise on the Grasmere" "But Honey Pie, you're not safe here" "So you run down" "To the safety of the town" "But there's Panic on the streets of Carlisle" "Dublin, Dundee, Humberside" "I wonder to myself" "Burn down the disco" "Hang the blessed DJ" "Because the music that they constantly play" "IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE" "Hang the blessed DJ" "Because the music they constantly play" "On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down" "Or provincial towns you jog 'round" "Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ" "Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ" "HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW" "I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour" "But heaven knows I'm miserable now" "I was looking for a job, and then I found a job" "And heaven knows I'm miserable now" "In my life" "Why do I give valuable time" "To people who don't care if I live or die ?" "Two lovers entwined pass me by" "And heaven knows I'm miserable now" "I was looking for a job, and then I found a job" "And heaven knows I'm miserable now" "In my life" "Oh, why do I give valuable time" "To people who don't care if I live or die ?" "What she asked of me at the end of the day" "Caligula would have blushed" ""You've been in the house too long" she said" "And I (naturally) fled" "In my life" "Why do I smile" "At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye ?" "I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour" "But heaven knows I'm miserable now" ""You've been in the house too long" she said" "And I (naturally) fled" "In my life" "Why do I give valuable time" "To people who don't care if I live or die ?" "ASK" "Shyness is nice and" "Shyness can stop you" "From doing all the things in life" "You'd like to" "Shyness is nice and" "Shyness can stop you" "From doing all the things in life" "You'd like to" "So, if there's something you'd like to try" "If there's something you'd like to try" "Ask me I wont say no, how could I?" "Coyness is nice, and" "Coyness can stop you" "From saying all the things in" "Life you'd like to" "So, if there's something you'd like to try" "If there's something you'd like to try" "Ask me I wont say no, how could I?" "Spending warm Summer days indoors" "Writing frightening verse" "To a BUCKTOOTHED girl in Luxembourg" "Ask me, ask me, ask me" "Ask me, ask me, ask me" "Because if it's not Love" "Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bond, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb" "That will bring us together" "Nature is a language - can't you read ?" "Nature is a language - can't you read ?" "So, ask me, ask me, ask me," "Ask me, ask me, ask me" "Because if it's not Love" "Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb" "That will bring us together" "If it's not Love" "Then it's the bomb" "Then it's the bomb" "That will bring us together" "So, ask me, ask me, ask me," "Ask me, ask me, ask me" "Oh, la..." "Oh, la..." "The boy with the thorn in his side" "The boy with the thorn in his side" "Behind the hatred there lies" "A murderous desire for love" "How can they look into my eyes" "And still they don't believe me ?" "How can they hear me say those words" "Still they don't believe me ?" "And if they don't believe me now" "Will they ever believe me ?" "And if they don't believe me now" "Will they ever, they ever, believe me ?" "Oh ..." "The boy with the thorn in his side" "Behind the hatred there lies" "A plundering desire for love" "How can they see the Love in our eyes" "And still they don't believe us ?" "And after all this time" "They don't want to believe us" "And if they don't believe us now" "Will they ever believe us ?" "And when you want to Live" "How do you start ?" "Where do you go ?" "Who do you need to know ?" "Oh ..." "Oh no ..." "Oh ..." "Laa ..." "Laa ..." "HOW SOON IS NOW ?" "I am the son" "And the heir" "Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar" "I am the son and heir" "Of nothing in particular" "You shut your mouth" "How can you say" "I go about things the wrong way" "I am Human and I need to be loved" "Just like everybody else does" "I am the son" "And the heir" "Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar" "I am the son and the heir" "Of nothing in particular" "You shut your mouth" "How can you say" "I go about things the wrong way" "I am Human and I need to be loved" "Just like everybody else does" "There's a club, if you'd like to go" "You could meet somebody who really loves you" "So you go, and you stand on your own" "And you leave on your own" "And you go home" "And you cry" "And you want to die" "SHOPLIFTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE" "Learn to love me" "Assemble the ways" "Now, today, tomorrow and always" "My only weakness is a list of crime" "My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind" "Oh, shoplifters of the world" "Unite and take over" "Shoplifters of the world" "Hand it over" "Hand it over" "Hand it over" "Learn to love me" "And assemble the ways" "Now, today, tomorrow, and always" "My only weakness is a listed crime" "But last night the plans of a future war" "Was all I saw on Channel Four" "Shoplifters of the world" "Unite and take over" "Shoplifters of the world" "Hand it over" "Hand it over" "Hand it over" "A heartless hand on my shoulder" "A push - and it's over" "Alabaster crashes down" "(Six months is a long time)" "Tried living in the real world" "Instead of a shell" "But before I began ..." "I was bored before I even began" "Shoplifters of the world" "Unite and take over" "Shoplifters of the world" "Unite and take over" "Shoplifters of the world" "Unite and take over" "Shoplifters of the world" "Take over" "GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA" "Girlfriend in a coma, I know" "I know - it's serious" "Girlfriend in a coma, I know" "I know - it's really serious" "There were times when I could" "Have "murdered" her" "(But you know, I would hate" "Anything to happen to her)" "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER" "Do you really think" "She'll pull through ?" "Do you really think" "She'll pull through ?" "Do ..." "Girlfriend in a coma, I know" "I know - it's serious" "My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye" "There were times when I could" "Have "strangled" her" "(But you know, I would hate" "Anything to happen to her)" "WOULD YOU PLEASE" "LET ME SEE HER !" "Do you really think" "She'll pull through ?" "Do you really think" "She'll pull through ?" "Do ..." "Let me whisper my last goodbyes" "I know" " IT'S SERIOUS" "SHEILA TAKE A BOW" "Is it wrong to want to live on your own ?" "No, it's not wrong - but I must know" "How can someone so young" "Sing words so sad ?" "Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow" "Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear" "And don't go home tonight" "Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you" "The one that you love and who loves you" "Oh ..." "Is it wrong not to always be glad ?" "No, it's not wrong - but I must add" "How can someone so young" "Sing words so sad ?" "Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow" "Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear" "And don't go home tonight" "Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you" "The one that you love and who loves you" "Take my hand and off we stride" "Oh, la ..." "You're a girl and I'm a boy" "La ..." "Take my hand and off we stride" "Oh, la ..." "I'm a girl and you're a boy" "La ..." "Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow" "La ..." "Throw your homework onto the fire" "Come out and find the one that you love" "Come out and find the one you love" "STOP ME IF YOU THINK YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE" "Stop me, oh, stop me" "Stop me if you think that you've" "Heard this one before" "Stop me, oh, stop me" "Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before" "Nothing's changed" "I still love you, oh, I still love you ...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love" "I was delayed, I was way-laid" "An emergency stop" "I smelt the last ten seconds of life" "I crashed down on the crossbar" "And the pain was enough to make" "A shy, bald, buddhist reflect" "And plan a mass murder" "Who said I'd lied to her ?" "Oh, who said I'd lied because I never ?" "I never !" "Who said I'd lied because I never ?" "I was detained, I was restrained" "And broke my spleen" "And broke my knee" "(and then he really lays into me)" "Friday night in Out-patients" "Who said I'd lied to her ?" "Oh, who said I'd lied ?" " because I never, I never" "Who said I'd lied ?" " because I never" "(Here -- and instead of oh)" "And , so I drank one" "It became four" "And when I fell on the floor  I drank more" "Stop me, oh, stop me" "Stop me if you think that you've" "Heard this one before" "Stop me, oh, stop me" "Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before" "Nothing's changed" "I still love you, oh, I still love you ...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love" "THE QUEEN IS DEAD" "Oh !" "Take me back to dear old Blighty," "Put me on the train for London Town," "Take me anywhere," "Drop me anywhere," "Liverpool, Leeds or Birmingham" "But I don't care," "I should like to see my ..." "I don't bless them" "Farewell to this land's cheerless marshes" "Hemmed in like a boar between arches" "Her very Lowness with a head in a sling" "I'm truly sorry - but it sounds like a wonderful thing" "I said Charles, don't you ever crave" "To appear on the front of the Daily Mail" "Dressed in your Mother's bridal veil ?" "Oh ..." "And so, I checked all the registered historical facts" "And I was shocked into shame to discover" "How I'm the 18th pale descendant" "Of some old queen or other" "Oh, has the world changed, or have I changed ?" "Oh has the world changed, or have I changed ?" "Some 9-year old tough who peddles drugs" "I swear to God" "I swear :" "I never even knew what drugs were" "Oh ..." "So, I broke into the palace" "With a sponge and a rusty spanner" "She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"" "I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"" "We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry" "And talk about precious things" "But when you're tied to your Mother's apron" "No-one talks about castration" "Oh ..." "We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry" "And talk about precious things" "Like love and law and poverty" "Oh, these are the things that kill me" "We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry" "And talk about precious things" "But the rain that flattens my hair ..." "Oh, these are the things that kill me" "All their lies about make-up and long hair, are still there" "Past the Pub who saps your body" "And the church who'll snatch your money" "The Queen is dead, boys" "And it's so lonely on a limb" "Past the Pub that wrecks your body" "And the church - all they want is your money" "The Queen is dead, boys" "And it's so lonely on a limb" "Life is very long, when you're lonely" "Life is very long, when you're lonely" "Life is very long, when you're lonely" "THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT" "Take me out tonight" "Where there's music and there's people" "Who are young and alive" "Driving in your car" "I never never want to go home" "Because I haven't got one anymore" "Take me out tonight" "Because I want to see people" "And I want to see life" "Driving in your car" "Oh please don't drop me home" "Because it's not my home, it's their home" "And I'm welcome no more" "And if a double-decker bus" "Crashes into us" "To die by your side" "Is such a heavenly way to die" "And if a ten ton truck" "Kills the both of us" "To die by your side" "Well the pleasure, the privilege is mine" "Take me out tonight" "Take me anywhere, I don't care" "I don't care, I don't care" "And in the darkened underpass" "I thought Oh God, my chance has come at last" "But then a strange fear gripped me" "And I just couldn't ask" "Take me out tonight" "Oh take me anywhere, I don't care" "I don't care, I don't care" "Driving in your car" "I never never want to go home" "Because I haven't got one" "No, I haven't got one" "And if a double-decker bus" "Crashes in to us" "To die by your side" "Is such a heavenly way to die" "And if a ten ton truck" "Kills the both of us" "To die by your side" "Well the pleasure, the privilege is mine" "There is a light that never goes out" "There is a light that never goes out" "There is a light that never goes out" "There is a light that never goes out" "There is a light that never goes out" "PANIC" "Panic on the streets of London" "Panic on the streets of Birmingham" "I wonder to myself" "Could life ever be sane again ?" "The Leeds side-streets that you slip down" "I wonder to myself" "Hopes may rise on the Grasmere" "But Honey Pie, you're not safe here" "So you run down" "To the safety of the town" "But there's Panic on the streets of Carlisle" "Dublin, Dundee, Humberside" "I wonder to myself" "Burn down the disco" "Hang the blessed DJ" "Because the music that they constantly play" "IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE" "Hang the blessed DJ" "Because the music they constantly play" "On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down" "Or provincial towns you jog 'round" "Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ" "Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "HANG THE DJ, HANG THE DJ" "Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ"