"So..." "Yes?" " I could move into your place." " Ha!" " Yes!" "I win!" " You could both move in with me!" " No!" " No!" "My place is perfect." "These are the things that establish the dynamics of a relationship." "Oooh." "Tactics and strategies." "You're like a gay Seal Team Six." "Redundant, it's just... you have two bathrooms." "So I think assigning them exclusively might help keep the sexy alive." "Word." "Good start." "Okay." "So what do you two know about being married?" "I never thought past wanting the right to do it!" "So important... so abstract!" "Haley." "Okay." "This is your moment." "What do..." "What do married couples do first?" "They have a fight." " Done." " Oh, I'm sure you've already done that." "They smash cake on each other!" "Oh, my god, I love it!" "So funny!" " No..." " What?" "We could have a photo shoot with all the stuff the public missed out on but that totally actually happened, you know the... wedding stuff!" "Tuxes!" "Oh, yes!" "I like it!" "I'll pretend to officiate the wedding and I'll throw rose petals..." " I'm gonna like the flower girl!" " Yes!" "Yes, yes, if there is time..." "Love!" "Okay, so... other than a national press campaign... what else do normal people do?" "They buy..." " furniture!" " Yes!" "Furniture!" "I fucking love furniture." "I'm making an official list." "What else?" "They get a dog!" "Oh, yes, for sure, especially gay people." "We can't be a gay couple without a dog." "A dog and..." "A dungeon!" "Love the area, not necessarily something that needs to be public." "Oh, right, I mean, it's normal stuff, okay!" "I'm so happy that we got married." "You... got married!" "Right, yeah..."