"The guests are here, is the salad ready?" "It's all ready" "It's Chinese New Year, so a red pocket for everyone!" "Thank you!" "Kung Hei Fat Choi !" "Kung Hei Fat Choi!" "Mr. Lui , Kung Hei Fat Choi !" "Good!" "Kung Hei Fat Choi !" " Wish you good health!" "Thank you very much!" " Good, good!" "Happy New Year, Mr. Lui !" "Wish you all the luck!" " Stay healthy!" " Thank you!" " Kung Hei Fat Choi!" " Thank you!" "The only time you speak Chinese is when you want money!" " These two are for your horses" " Thank you!" " I'll ask them if you keep it for yourself" " Yes" " Kung Hei Fat Choi!" " Kung Hei Fat Choi!" " Wish you good health!" " Thank you, Mr. Lui !" "Cher, you are so kind" "Shooting this charity commercial on Chinese New Year" "Chinese New Year is like any other day people still needs our help and being a celebrity," "I should do that much more to help!" "Shot 8." "Take 3!" "Eggstasy formula has an excess of DHA  ARA" "The baby will be smarter, more hyper becomes a stoner and a sound sleeper" "And it's delicious" "How is it?" "Baby!" "He's drooling!" "Cut!" "Good Take!" "Damn!" "He drooled all over me!" "The baby is so cute!" "Babies are opposite of cute!" "Whenever I see a baby they give me a sudden urge of anger" "I would have beaten him if the director didn't cut it." "Cher..." "Thanks so much for shooting this charity formula advert today" "It's alright" "Why don't you hold the baby and let us have a few photos together!" "OK!" "Baby!" "Want to take a photo with your mommy?" "Kung Hei Fat Choi!" "The Salad's here!" "Dato!" "Dato!" "Village Chief's here!" "OK!" "Enjoy!" " Dato!" " Congratulations!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Ming!" "Hello!" "Congratulations!" "Chief, welcome!" "So glad you are here!" "Flown all the way from Hong Kong to Ipoh" "You have to let me pour you a cup of" "Agarwood tea, it'll keep you young!" "Take a seat!" "I'm fine" "Just look at you!" "Out of nowhere, our tiny village has a Dato" "You should take the seat" " You are the chief," " Hello!" " you should take the seat" " I'm live at the Agarwood plantation" "The TV is running your interview!" "is the owner, Lui Ming" "Mr. Lui Ming ." "Hello!" "Hello!" "I know you are from Hong Kong who have developed your business here which has made great contribution to Malaysia and has been given the title of Dato." "Congratulations!" "How do you feel?" "The title of Dato is a great honour" "I've been working on this Agarwood plantation for 20 years" "And it is completely unique with over 200 thousands Agarwood trees" "Lui Ming!" "Congratulations!" "How cool is it that you are a Dato!" "We are from the same village" "We looked the same and almost the same height since we were young!" "Yeung Wai?" "!" "(lmpotence) it's Yeung Ah Wai !" "I told you there's an "Ah" in the middle" "Look!" "Damn!" "Misprinted!" "I'm the Wing Chun Grandmaster!" "My schools are all over Malaysia" "So I have a lot of students and as a thank you for all the support" "I'm having a discount week" "If a guy signs up we teach their girlfriend for free" "If a kid signs up we teach their mom for free" "How good is that?" "Hey!" "You call this promotion?" "Stop messing around!" "Messing around?" "Let me demonstrate for you!" "I'm so proud of you" "Hey, how come Wai isn't here yet?" "Yeung Wai?" "I didn't invite him!" "Chief!" " Ah Wai!" "Congratulations!" " Kung Hei Fat Choi!" "Congratulations!" "I love Hong Kong!" "This is Chinese New Year!" "It should be All's well, ends well" "I'll leave, I understand!" "Stop arguing, the both of you!" "You two have been like brothers for years why do you keep on fighting?" "There's no fight" "I always win, it's more like a beating!" "Yes!" "You always win!" "One for each of you, it's the new year!" "Thank you!" " And these are for Cher and Scallop" " Thank you!" "These are for Alex and San" "Chief!" "Yes?" "You would have to give me one more next year" "Why?" "Alex and San is having a baby!" "It's a boy!" "Really?" "!" "A boy!" "Big show off!" "Where's the proof?" "Yes, yes" "I take it with me everywhere, everyone wants a look it is such a chore" "Chief, take a look, right?" "The ultrasound." "Take a look!" "Just like me, he's great!" "Such a huge one being so young!" "I'm so proud!" "Wow!" "That's really something!" "Chief, then I'll need an extra one next year too" "Buttmuncher" "Why?" "Because Cher and Scallop will have a baby too!" "Then they'll definitely get one!" "He's talking bull!" "Haven't you read the tabloid magazines?" "Magazines say they don't have the time to have child!" "Are you sure they said baby and not Barbies?" "I'm the uncle who's been providing for them" "If I want them to have a child, they'll have a child!" "That's crazy!" "I'm not having a kid!" "What if the kid doesn't listen at all or like that girl in "Orphan"" ""I have a special surprise for you, Mommy!"" "I don't know what to do!" "?" "That would be some luck" "I'm just saying, Vincent!" "Do you know it's a huge responsibility to bring up a kid?" "That's why I admire you so much" "You are so afraid of responsibility that you choose not to take any" "You are such a responsible person!" "Wardrobe malfunction!" "Where?" "Here!" "Why are you wearing a skirt today?" "It's new year!" "So I thought I'll be a "true Scotsman"" "Vincent, where are you?" "Hey, where the hell are the others?" "My model friends are all on the yacht waiting!" "We'll be here soon, very soon" "They're here!" "What happened?" "We said a yacht party" "No wives, no kids!" "I didn't want this" "But my wife had to work and couldn't find a baby-sitter, so I have to do it" "Oh, gosh!" "Stop smoking cigar!" "It's choking my baby!" "This is a shame!" "My model friends said they are going" "Why don't you guys take care of the babies" "Scallop, sorry, I have to go!" "Hey, wait for me!" "I'm just around the corner," "Hey, Vincent!" "How about you play with my girl instead" "Come on, let uncle hold you, alright?" "You guys are so gutless, all of you" "We made a pact not to have kids after getting married" "You don't understand!" "Seeing them waving about after work is so much fun!" "Hey, Scallop!" "Wow!" "Your wife's tummy has gotten real big" "I actually came to tell you something" "I won't be able to go out with you anymore" "We've been friends forever, what are you saying?" "Are you drunk?" "San is about to give birth" "I want to be with her more" "I'm going shopping with her now" "Alright, go" "Have fun!" "Alright!" "Uncle Lui !" "What's up?" "What time is it?" "Have dinner yet?" "Is there a time difference between Malaysia and Hong Kong?" "If I had dinner?" "Are you out of your mind!" "Uncle Lui , what is it?" "I know I'm not getting any younger so I've made a decision" "Excellent news!" "You're getting married!" "Congratulations, Uncle Lui !" "What are you two on about?" "What I want is you two to have a child" "Being the last man in the family" "If you don't have a child" "The family name dies with you!" "That would never happen you are still going strong" "I bet you could still do it!" "This is so funny!" "I'm wetting like a baby!" "It's not funny at all!" "You two are not young anymore" "What do you know apart from wasting money?" " Drinks, smoking cigar..." " Diet, make-up..." " messing around, buying cars..." " mani-pedi, shopping..." " buying houses, yachts..." " parties, holidays, and gossiping!" "and clothes..." "Enough!" "Which of those are useful to the family?" "Stop messing with us!" "Our family is loaded!" "It can last us a few lifetime" " Why do we need to be useful?" " Yes!" "I'm telling you" "Within this year" "You two must give us a boy" "If not, then I'll no longer provide for you two!" "Damn!" "No!" "Don't stop providing for us!" "You can't do that!" "Does that mean I have to set an alarm clock for work?" "I am terrified of being sandwiched in the underground!" "I'm for real!" "If there are no child in a year" "I'll go to the top of the Twin Towers and toss out all the money from my bank account for the people of Kuala Lumpur!" "No!" "Don't give away my money!" "I'm busy here in Malaysia and will be back in Hong Kong soon" "I've found "The Superstar Midwife"" "Gong San to help you guys out" "You guys have to listen to her" "If not, then set your alarm clock and be that sandwich in the underground!" "Uncle, uncle!" "Come on!" "Don't you think you overacted there?" "Come on!" "When he say he's not going to provide for us, I was really scared!" "What do we do now?" "Let's talk at home!" "I've found this Gong San's info!" "Shanghai's Gong San" "Superstar Midwife" "Blue blood" "Helped celebrities to deal with fertility problems" "She was behind the birth of Prince George" "Even Time magazine and CNN want to interview her" "Obama and Kim Jong-un are also giving her the highest regards!" "Who the hell!" "?" "Mr  Mrs. Lui" "Hello" "My name is Gong San" "You can just call me Gong" "Your Uncle has paid a lot for me to be here for a year to get the Lui's a baby boy" "Paid a lot!" "I wonder how much has he been con this time!" "Yeah!" "Baby doesn't just pops out" "If it's so easy, I won't be the only boy in my generation" "Normally, if the mom is beautiful, the chance of a girl is higher" "As Mrs. Lui is quite a beauty the first two babies would mostly probably be girls" "You are spot on there" "Girls like me doesn't have much patience" "Like to buy clothes, make-up and do SPA" "As for babies?" "No way!" "Of course no way!" "These are your fertility reports!" "Mr. Lui , you are just weak!" "Semen is runny" "Your sperms are lazy as hell!" "Of course!" "But my semen are not runny" "You know that!" "These are the sperms of a normal male!" "How smart!" "And now look at yours!" "They look so much like you!" "Your are not so much better" "Dieting all the time" "When was the last time you had it?" "The last time she had what?" "What's it to you?" "She's on a "four season cycle"!" "I know there are spring, summer, autumn and winter" "Is this what you are on about or is it something else?" "Shut up!" "Very lmpotent Person!" "Stop it!" "It just means she has her period once every 4 months" "To have a baby?" "It's easier to win the lottery!" "Gong" "If we are really as bad as you're saying" "Why don't you just tell Uncle so this can be over with!" "Yeah!" "We can pay double whatever he's paying you!" "Just save it!" "If you don't have a baby" "Do you think your uncle will provide for you?" "From today onward" "I'll be in charge of every aspect of your lives" "Mr. Lui , you need to work out more" "Train your sperms!" "Mrs. Lui !" "You have to stop dieting!" "I need to fix you up" "To have normal period!" "It's late, I'm going to bed" "Take my luggage!" "It's only 4 in the afternoon!" "I'm telling you" "If you don't sort out your "brothers"" "It'll be useless even if I have eggs" "So why are you still here?" "Go and get fix up!" "If not, my brothers will have no eggs to pick up" "Dr. Cheung  Dr. Fan" "Please go to ER, get your scrubs on" "My daughter-in-law is in labour" "It's a boy!" "What about you , boy or girl?" "I didn't ask" "My wife said it'll be a surprise" "It's okay, have some faith" "Normally after three girls, it'll be a boy" "It's okay, I'll love boy or girl equally as long as it's mine!" "Nurse, nurse!" "How's my grandson?" "Is he cute?" "How much does he weight?" "Please calm yourself down!" "We'll tell you when he's born!" "Sit down and wait!" "It's dilated 4cm" "San, you chose vaginal delivery" "If you need to we can use drugs to ease the pain" "Yes... yes!" "Give her some laughing gas" "Yes, Dr. Yip!" " Dr. Yip, I've got an extra cap" " This hurts!" "what should I do with it?" "They are not for your head they are for your shoes" "Sweetie, how are you doing?" "Doctor, how come my wife looks so hyper?" "laughing yet screaming?" "If she's really in pain" "I can give her an injection which can take away 30% of the pain" "Only 30% ?" "Can it be more?" "Then epidural anesthesia, it is 70%" "Then do both!" "30% plus 70%" "That's 1 00%!" "Maximum is 70%" "It won't not hurt, idiot!" "Have you two finished?" "It hurts!" "So much!" "Get the syringe!" "Yes, Dr. Yip!" "Sweetie, I want to take a photo for daddy to tell him the baby is nearly here!" "Go away!" "OK, What should I take?" "What's with the photo?" "Why show me a picture of the doctor?" "Breathe in!" "Hold it!" "Push!" "San, you are doing very well!" "I can see the baby's head" "Push!" "What are you doing?" "I'm cheering the baby on!" "Don't look!" "There's no going back!" "Again!" "Push!" "We are mom and dad" "I'm so proud of you!" "Congratulations!" "The baby is healthy!" "But looks like the baby played a joke on you guys" "Son, are they alright?" "Yes" "That's good!" "I'll take you to the maternity ward to see your... granddaughter" "What?" "Why is it a granddaughter?" "!" "Doctor!" "Tell me why" "You said it was a boy" "How come it's now a girl?" "Did you cut a little more than just the umbilical cord?" "Mr. Yeung" "I'm San's doctor, Sally Yip" "I didn't cut anything more." "It's a girl" "I don't care for your name" "When you had the ultrasound and the other stuff, you said it was a boy" "How come it's now a girl?" "Tell me!" "The baby was naughty" "When we had the ultrasound" "She put her finger between the legs" "Like this" "It actually happens quite often" "You want to get rid of me like this?" "!" "I'll report you to the hospital authority!" "Be careful!" "Daddy, stop it!" "I'm sorry, Dr. Yip!" "OK, I understand" "Alex, let's finish the paperwork" "Let your father calm down" "Pretends to be a boy by putting her finger between the legs?" "My granddaughter played me?" "Yeung Wai!" "Congratulations!" "I've heard about you becoming a grandfather today" "I've bought you a case of cigars for the occasion!" "Such a shame being a granddaughter though!" "Maybe I'll enjoy the cigars myself" "I'm going to get some food" "How about some baby cream pies for you to celebrate with!" "Why don't you go to hell!" "I'm going to let you have it, it's your big day!" "Baby cream pies, here I come!" "Disgusting!" "How can he say baby cream pies!" "You're an animal!" "Baby cream pie..." "Congratulations!" "Daughter is good too!" "Piss off!" "Hey, don't tell me to piss off!" "I'm want my grandson!" "This?" "!" "Fantastic Choice!" "Mrs. Lui!" "I'm delighted to dress you up for the party" "I dare say, no women in this world can carry this design as beautiful as you!" "You want to scare me to death?" "You are so sneaky!" "Mrs. Lui , don't go to the party!" "Hey!" "Look at this!" "The hip is so tight" "It squeezes your uterus!" "Look at your chest" "It's so flat!" "How will you breast feed?" "How wil you have a baby?" "You are going to have a baby?" "!" "Gosh, you just wasted my time!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Let's pack up!" "Come back!" "No!" "No!" "Forget about it" "Just have the baby" "What do you want?" "To have a boy" "You need to have food that's high in alkaline level to increase the movement of your sperms!" "This deep sea fish is very high in alkaline level" "Don't these deep sea fishes have ciguatera toxin?" "It doesn't drink or smoke" "I don't think it'll have toxins" "Eating it raw is the most effective!" "Do you think frying it slightly will be better?" "I said raw!" "Hey, can you pass me a tissue, Vincent!" "What did you call me?" "I ..." "I didn't call you Vincent" "I heard you called me Vincent" "Never..." "I just asked you for a tissue" "It's okay!" "Sorted!" "Hey, new technology!" "Iron Man?" "It's for teeth whitening" "Honey" "Remember Uncle Lui was us to have a baby?" "Iron Man" "Why don't we... you know!" "You are so nasty!" "Let's sleep!" "Don't you know how to knock?" "Don't you know how to lock?" "I have something important to ask" "How often do you two consummate?" "OK, so when was the last time you two did it?" "Three..." "Three weeks!" "Liar!" "A month!" "A month already?" "How's your relationship?" "Our relationship has risen to another level that I called friendship!" "Yes and he keeps calling me his friend's name!" "Just slipped out" "Any more detailed examples?" "Examples..." "Like that" "Fart right under the duvet!" "How can you take this?" "That's why I won't this time!" "How dare you!" "Yours was louder than mine!" "And stink more!" "I'm going to retaliate!" "You two are crazy!" "No passion, no romance" "Never mind a baby" "Even sex is not possible" "This will not do..." "It's meant to be a boy" "Why did this happen?" "Father, you are here?" "We were waiting for you at the hospital!" "I don't dare to show my face" "Baby, say hi to grandpa!" "Don't, it might scare me!" "Look at her, father!" "She looks so much like Alex" "That'd be a tragedy for her!" "Girl looking like a man!" "It'll be hell for her to grow up like that!" "Why don't you think up a name for her!" "Family name is Yeung!" "How about Ju" "Yeung Ju?" "(Penis)" "She's a girl..." "Not right even for a boy!" "You don't like it?" "How about..." "Malbo-bro, Ram-bro, Place-bro, Tur-bro" "Just something with "bro"?" "It will give us some hope" "At least there's a "bro" in the name!" "Daddy, she's your granddaughter" "Why are you doing this to her?" "She's done nothing wrong!" "Nothing wrong?" "She lied to me for 1 0 months!" "It meant to be a boy, how come it's now a girl?" "She's a natural born liar, imagine what she would be when grow up?" "Daddy, can you be reasonable?" "Ok, I will be reasonable" "All my life I've been giving, shouldn't I be given a grandson?" "I don't mind if he is stupid, a criminal or insane" "I still want a boy!" "But now he's a girl?" "I don't mind if it's a boy or girl!" "Of course you don't mind" "I ask you to use chopsticks and you like knife and forks" "I ask you to learn Wing Chun, you went ahead and learn Yoga!" "Dad, I don't want to fight!" "I need to calm down" "Alright!" "Everytime when you are losing an argument!" "Okay, I'm going to go out and tell everyone you won't have a boy if you learn Yoga!" "Gong" "You invited them here today" "What are you conspiring?" "Of course there is a conspiracy" "I called these sexy girls here" "To wake up those lazy brothers of yours" "This is a big ask" "I will have to give it my best shot, haha!" "Got two mouthful of water" "Excellent!" "Fun!" "Mrs. Lui !" "I've found you a world famous Yoga Guru to teach you a very special sort of Yoga" "You can call me Richard Billyham" "Guru" "I've heard you are Indian" "How come you look so Chinese?" "I've achieved the ultimate state of Yoga called "Cocoon"" "It allows me to turn from an Indian to a completely Chinese person" "As the saying goes" "Alone at the mountain, the highest is yet to come" "Guru!" "Do not sing!" "Let's start the class!" "This is my very own "Deep in Romance Couple's Yoga"" "Practising this can greatly enhance a couple's love" "Very sweet" "OK, OK!" "Shall we start?" "OK!" "We'll start with the basic missionary" "Relax, OK!" "Relax!" "Let's stretch" "Very good!" "Ever had a child?" "Very good, excellent, OK!" "Relax!" "Don't be tense!" "Are you OK?" "Breathe in!" "You're ready?" "Ok, let's start!" "Well, we'll go deeper!" "Why covering me up?" "Just taking care of you!" "OK?" "Alright, breathe!" "One, two, three!" "OK?" "Good!" "I'm still here, bitch!" "Your swim cap looks really nice on you!" "Just look at how close your wife is with another man" "Don't that just make your blood boils?" "I'm not as shallow as she is!" "Help!" "Save me!" "I need mouth to mouth from all of you!" "Hey, are you alright?" "Ouch, ouch, help!" " Save me!" " You okay?" "Bastard!" "Mr. Billyham" "Yes" "Something more passionate?" "Of course" "Ouch, ouch!" "Downward facing dog" "Ok!" "Very Good!" "Hip up!" "Wait!" "I think we can do something closer" " Closer!" " OK, come on!" " Closer!" "Closer!" " Say my name!" "Closer!" "Closer!" "Say my name!" "Closer!" "Closer!" "Louder!" "Come on!" "Closer!" "Closer!" "It's not "Closer"!" " Closer!" " I'm not called Closer!" "Closer!" "Very good!" "I'm telling you to get closer!" "OK" "Ouch!" "Closer!" "Okay!" "Damn!" "OK!" "Thank you, it's done!" "Take a rest, we'll pick up later" "Thank you!" "How dare you taking advantage of my wife..." "You are so handsome and tall, look just like a model" "You must be Mr. Lui?" "Hello!" "Long time no see!" "Hello!" "Since you are here, want to give it a go?" "Together?" "Mr.  Mrs. Lui" "Give each other more passion!" "Give and take!" "Okay!" "Give and take!" "No!" "Completely wrong!" "If I may join in?" "Please!" "Come on!" "Guru" "Can you not blow on my neck?" "I'll turn the other way!" "Much better... lmpressive!" "Guru" " I think" " Yes" "My husband and I need to discuss... something" "Yes" "If you'll excuse us!" "Yes" "I need to take a breather too!" "Say my name!" "Say my name!" "So tight!" "So Tight!" "Not "So Tight"!" "Say Scallop!" "Scallop!" "So Tight!" "So Tight!" "Another 4 hours would be the perfect time for a boy" "Scallop!" "Scallop!" "It's okay, I'm ready!" "Freeze, everybody!" "Are both of you all heated up?" "You want to... with her?" "And you want to... with him?" "Just look at me right now" "Do I look like being shot by Mr. Freeze?" "If you can let your passion explode somewhere else" "It'll be about twice as successful!" "But I'm already experiencing some leakage!" "Then put a cork in your passion and hold your position" "Let's move it!" "Where are you taking us?" "Kangxi's Baby Boy's Bed!" "Please let Mr.  Mrs. Lui have a boy!" "Ready yet?" "I'm getting a cramp!" "Just a moment longer!" "How much longer?" "Yeah!" "It's hot with loads of mosquitoes" "Just get this over and done with!" "Time is here!" "That's sudden?" "!" "Let me help with the foreplay" "Now, look at each other" "The boy brushes the girl's hair" "The girl touches the boy's face" "The boy sings to the girl's tummy" "It's a family lore which says," "If the husband sings to the wife's tummy they'll have a baby very soon" "What song?" "As long as it's from the heart" "Just think of one that will touch your wife" "one, two, three, four" ""One banana, two banana"" ""three banana, four..."" "Hey!" "Can you be more serious!" "I am, it just took me by surprise" "At least I remember the lyrics!" "One..." "Skip this step" "Right to the point!" "Okay" "Now" "You think each other are gorgeous and want to eat each other alive!" "Then French Kiss!" "Kiss her!" "Get in there!" "Stick your hand right in!" "Kiss her!" "Take off her clothes!" "Wait." "Can you...?" "Don't kiss for too long" "Then get it started !" "Not too long" "You couldn't eat this much, share some with me!" "Thanks!" "This feels like..." "Like what?" "Like... that I'm kissing Vincent" "What the hell!" "?" "You see me as your friend, Vincent?" "No, it's just an example!" "Like I'm kissing a very good friend!" "No example, no example!" "No kisses, no kisses!" "Why don't we just finish this quickly, then eat!" "OK?" "Just finish this?" "Didn't we agree?" "We'll have a kid!" "If not we can't live off Uncle Lui!" "We agreed but you can be romantic about it!" "It's romantic when there's air con" "It's hot with mosquitoes here" "Come on!" "Don't come!" "What do you want?" "I want you... to kiss me, hug me, cherish me give me a little love!" "Didn't we just do all that?" "And love?" "We haven't start making that yet!" "You didn't use to be like this!" "You used to make me laugh and would sing love songs to me!" "And now nothing?" "Where are those days?" "Where?" "You want me to sing again?" ""One banana, two banana, three banana..."" "Stop!" "This is not what I want!" "You don't love me!" "You don't cherish me!" "You don't care about me!" "So?" "Are we still going to do it?" " No!" "I don't want to!" " What happened?" "What happened?" " What're you doing?" " Who cares?" "I'm not doing it either!" "Hey, what is it?" "What about what?" "What're you doing?" "You think we are studs?" "!" "I'm telling you!" "As long as you are here, we are not having a baby!" "You want a kid so much, why don't you have one?" "!" "I'm finished" "What am I going to tell Master Lui?" "Which is better for a baby?" "Yes, Mr. Lui it's a difficult choice!" "Master Lui !" "You are right on time" "I want something for this great nephew of mine" "Master Lui , I'm here to resign" "I don't think I can help Mr.  Mrs. Lui" "I don't' think they can have a baby" "Since Andy Lau wants to have a second baby" "I'm going to help them" "Am I not paying you enough?" "It's okay, I know what to do!" "This diamond necklace should be enough to change your mind!" "Wow, so shiny!" "This necklace is worth 1 billion!" "Very reasonable, I'll take it!" "Thank you, Mr. Lui." "If you would carry on to help me" ""The Star of Malaysia" is yours" "Why have you signed "Andy Lau"?" "I'm Andy Lau!" "A lot of people want me to be the Chief Executive" "But I have to say no" "I'm too busy" "It's time to take your medicine, Mr. Lui" "Yes, where were we?" "I said I want to quit" "Mr.  Mrs. Lui are not ready" "They are still child themselves" "Even if they have a baby, the baby won't be happy" "Gong, I don't have much time!" "Are you alright?" "I don't want to talk too much" "You can ask my doctor" "I'll give them a call and tell them to apologize!" "How's Master Lui?" "What he's got is Alzheimer's" "Is it terminal?" "Yes" "At least there's no medicine to cure it!" "So how long does he has?" "I have seen some people with this who live to be over a hundred years old" "You said it's terminal" "Well, there is no cure for it!" "So how long left until he's completely gone?" "I promise you in about a year!" "Then what happens?" "With Alzheimer's" "People will begin to forget things" "Then they'll remember them again" "Then forgets them again" "And wouldn't able to remember it ever again" "The more acute patients can have a change in personality and seems like a completely different person!" "Really?" "Damn!" "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "I'm Mrs. Lui" "Master Lui called me to come and apologize!" "Mrs. Lui , please sit!" "Take your time" "You would really do anything!" "Don't hit me!" "I'm sorry!" "I'll obey you from now on!" "Another person now!" "What can I do?" "With him looking like this" "I really want to beat him up!" "I feel exactly the same but I'd rather you not do that" "If he gets a shock now and goes completely we're not going to get pay" "Mrs. Lui" "Are you alright?" "I'm Lui Ming!" "How can you mistaken me?" "Yes, how could you?" "Let me get you your medicine!" "Take a look at yourself!" "God, it's happening again?" "Don't you want to beat up yourself?" "Gong, I beg you!" "Please help me!" "Before I'm completely taken over" "I want to see a baby for the Lui's family!" "Please don't beg me again!" "I'll give in to you!" "I beg you!" "Give in to me!" ""The Star of Malaysia" is yours!" "Well, thank you, Mr. Lui!" "Take care of it, don't lose it!" "Spit it out!" "You are a man, don't pussy around!" "The yoga school has been very busy" "Even San needs to come in to help out" "So if it's not too much trouble can you take care of the baby" "You think I'll agree to this?" "I told you, we've should have just got a babysitter!" "Alex doesn't trust a babysitter and he think it'd be best if her grandpa can take care of her" "But I don't know how to take care of a baby" "Sure you do?" "!" "Alex said you brought him up alone, right?" "Please help us, daddy!" "Will she cry?" "I hate children crying!" "Baby won't cry at all knowing it's her grandpa taking care of her" "Really?" "Ha, yeah!" "That's not crying!" "She's talking to me" "What's the matter?" "Smile!" "Smile!" "Smile!" "Do I know you?" "Remember our pact for taking you out" "Don't cry or I'll leave you behind" "You find that funny?" "Look, a baby!" "You are so cute!" "Baby!" "Is the baby a boy or girl?" "Do you want a look?" "It's alright!" "The baby is yours?" "Do I look like I have a baby so young?" "She is my son's baby!" "Can't tell you are a grandpa at all!" "You're great!" "I'm alright!" "A shame that we have to get back to work if not we can go and have coffee with you" "I can go now" "But we said we couldn't" "Do you take the baby here everyday?" "If you girls are here" "I can come by everyday" "Don't lie to us!" "Why would I lie?" "Baby, we'll see you tomorrow!" "Bye bye, baby!" "Bye bye!" "Bye bye, baby!" "She said "Bye bye, baby" to me!" "You are so great!" "Remember, more hard work tomorrow" "Dress you up cuter" "This position would open up the pelvic cavity" "Give the baby more room to swim the mother tries to open up the shoulder breathe deeply and relax" "Ok, and again, slowly" "Still angry, are you?" "Don't be so uptight!" "I've forgiven you" "It's just I can't forget" "Let it go!" "So?" "I don't know!" "Smile suits you better!" "Why are you taking me to Alex's Yoga school?" "This is just the first step of our plan!" "Come on!" "Alright, that's all for today" "Practice while you are at home, see you next class!" "Namaste!" "Please stay behind!" "Potential fathers and mothers, hello!" "I'm Scallop Lui , filthy rich!" "I have a problem that needs your help" "We just need one couple who's willing to lend us their baby" "The old man of our family really want us to have a baby and right now we cannot fulfill his wish" "What are you guys doing?" "Uncle Lui has Alzheimer's and only got one year left before he's gone completely that's why we are here to see if anyone can help us let us borrow a baby to bide more time and after 1 0 months, we'll tell him the baby is ours" "and that would be it" "Will it work?" "As lonng as they are willing, right" "It'll be fine" "The mission is over, once you let me borrow the baby to see my Uncle" "We'll give the baby a full scholarship to become a somebody" "The baby can be a doctor or lawyer" "Crazy!" "Cuckoo!" "Can you exaggerate anymore?" "Be a doctor or lawyer!" "What should I have said?" "When the baby grows up he'll be a beggar or a convict?" "Sir, are what you said for real?" "Yes, yes, yes!" "I'm just 2 months in." "It's you!" "We won't only be raising your kid" "We can feed the both of you too!" "We don't need you to feed us" "But I just want to know, why don't you two have your own baby?" "Because we don't want to have a baby just to have one" "We are good people!" "Very good people!" "Alright, we can make this deal but we have one condition!" "Whatever it is, we'll do our best to meet it!" "We've tried to book many famous gynecologist but they are all fully booked" "I want to give my baby the best" "Then this will not be a problem" "My old school mate is Sally Yip one of the best gynecologist in Hong Kong" "I'll give her a call, no problem at all!" "That would be excellent!" "Thank you very much!" "Hey, the first step is done!" "What's next?" "The second step, of course!" "This is a very sour pickled shallot" "I've heard these are very good for pregnant women" "I'm eating one now!" "Uncle Lui , Cher's pregnant!" "Yes, I am!" "Yes!" "So don't worry about us over there" "We'll send you photos, postcards and reports" "Yeah, you don't need to come and visit us!" "Don't visit!" "Don't even think about it!" "Alright?" "Don't at all!" "Excellent!" "We are really a family!" "We think so much alike!" "Yeah?" "How do you two know I'll come back to visit?" "Yeah, how come you are here to see us?" "Gong, I thought you quit?" "Yes, I did" "But Master Lui asked me to stay with "The Star of Malaysia"" "Let's talk business" "If you're pregnant" "I would definitely know" "Yeah!" "If that's the case" "Mrs. Lui needs to see a doctor!" "No!" "Why not?" "Guilty?" "Yes!" "No!" "Let me tell you, my gynecologist is very famous!" "A lot of women see her" "So right now she's busy!" "If she's busy" "Let me!" "No!" "Cher, get your bag" "I'll give Dr. Yip a call to get an appointment!" "Dr. Yip?" "Will she help us?" "What doctor wouldn't help?" "It's OK, I will take care of it" "I'll make an appointment now" "Get your bag!" "Go on!" "If you make one step, I'll know if you are really pregnant!" "Gong, you are just so immature" "Why would I pretend to be pregnant to lie to you?" "Haha, who would pretend to be pregnant?" "It's so funny, I wetting like a baby!" "Then walk!" "Come here" "Be... be careful!" "That's the trouble with a big house!" "Are they still looking at us?" "Yes, yes!" "Damn, our bedroom is on the 4th floor!" "Gong, you don't need to keep staring give us a break, would you?" "Do you believe everything you hear?" "If I really can tell if a person is pregnant or not by looking why would we need ultrasound?" "Slowly!" "Take it easy!" "You two must be Mr.  Mrs. Lui?" "Dr. Yip is ready for the two of you to go in" "OK!" "Let me inform her!" "Thank you!" "I'll let you go in alone!" "I'll go with her!" "Let her go with you or she won't believe us" " Go, go, go!" " Go on!" "Uncle Lui" "It's better us men don't go in!" "We'll just sit and wait here!" "Hello, I'm Dr. Sally Yip" "I thought Sally is a woman?" "Marilyn Manson is a man" "And he's called Marilyn" "TRUE" "Marilyn is a stage name though" "Please, sit!" "So... how far along is Mrs. Lui?" "Hey, aren't you supposed to be her doctor and you don't know how far along she is?" "Because I have so many patients, I just forgot" "Why don't you get her records?" "Yes, nurse!" "Give me Mrs. Lui's report!" "What report?" "Where is it?" "How do I know?" "It... it's where we normally put it!" "Sally!" "It's lunch time!" "You are such an asshole!" "If it weren't for the soda you gave me when we were kids" "I wouldn't let you borrow my surgery" "Don't get me into trouble!" "I'll try my best!" "Have a nice lunch and come back in an hour like nothing has ever happened!" "Be punctual!" "OK!" "Hey, what's taking so long?" "Do you need me to take a look?" "No!" "Put on the ear piece" "I'm going to setup" "Follow my instructions, okay?" "DiDi, I can see you" "Bo, try putting the ultrasound on DiDi's tummy" "I'm still missing a picture here" "Alex, hold it off for a little longer" "Hold off longer?" "Why hold off longer?" "Our ultrasound machine is like a tube amplifier" "It needs to be warmed up before use, so we need to wait" "So low tech here?" "You're going to do it through her tummy?" "Is there another way?" "She's only two months in shouldn't you probe something inside that would be more clear, right?" "I don't think that's necessary" "No it's not necessary" "Doing it this way will just be as clear on our machine" "Yes!" "Mrs. Lui , I'm going to locate the area first" "It's plugged in wrong!" "Do it all over again!" "Dr. Yip, isn't it ready yet?" "How long does it take for the machine to warm up?" "Ultrasound is a type of sound wave" "The position needs to be spot on for an accurate result" "Look how clumsy you are" "Let me!" "Mrs. Lui !" "This is the baby inside of you!" "You are really pregnant!" "You can also hear its heartbeat" "Honey" "I'm suddenly welling up!" "Me too!" "Damn, DiDi's brother is here!" "Damn!" "What the damn?" "The baby's heartbeat is strong as a damn!" "I'm going to tell Uncle Lui!" "You are here, brother!" "It's DiDi's first time at the doctor of course I would come" "Come in!" "DiDi!" "Brother!" "What are you doing?" "I'm your wife's geniecologist" "No, I meant" "Gynecologist!" "Of course I'm checking up on her" "And she's fine, no problem at all just a little heated, a few drinks of herbal tea would be fine" "You are one of the best gynecologists in Hong Kong," "Dr. Yip?" "Yes, I'm Dr. Yip!" "Hello, my name is Barbie!" "Hello, Barbie!" "Do you know my little sister is very scare of pain!" "I know there is an epidural method for childbirth" "How does that work exactly?" "Epidural for childbirth?" "Ah, yes!" "Did you see that movie, it's called" "Prom...something...us?" "(Prometheus)" "The female character she did it with an alien so she stick some analgesia to herself rip her stomach open got the baby alien out" "It looks so disgusting!" "Then she stapled herself back together and it did not hurt one bit she jumped right out of bed and fought the aliens" "Just like that!" "I'll leave my sister in your hand" "Maybe mine too in the future" "Not a problem!" "Don't let me keep you" "Scallop, why are you wearing a white coat?" "Are things taken care of?" "This is my Uncle!" "He's got Alzheimer's and keeps forgetting that I'm a doctor" "Let me introduce them" "This is Mr. Ding" "These two are Mr.  Mrs. Yu" "Hello, I'm DiDi's brother, Barbie" "I'm from Beijing" "Hello, I'm Scallop's uncle Lui Ming" "I'm with Alzheimer's" "You're so funny!" "Your nephew is funny too!" "He's so irresponsible" "His wife is doing checkups and he's gone missing again" "Be careful" "Slowly" "Cher is out, didn't you want to see how it went?" "I'm going over there, don't chat for too long" "Of course!" "Let me show you out" "Is the baby healthy?" "Mr. Lui , don't worry, it's very healthy!" "Now with a baby you have to listen to me, okay?" "Thank you, Dr. Yip!" "Dr. Yip" "You look so familiar, have we met?" "No, we've never met!" "Uncle Lui" "Your Alzheimer's is kicking in again" "Did you take your medicines?" "Who cares if I've forgotten!" "You guys can take the ultrasound with you" "OK, thank you!" "Let me." "You stay here, let me take care of it!" "Wait, it's time for my medicines" "Alright, I'll go with you" "Where are your medicines?" "Oh my God!" "We actually lied through it!" "You're lucky I still remember how Dr. Yip did my check-ups impressive" "Hey, don't ever ask me do something like this again" "I nearly pee my pants" "Never again!" "We're going!" "Bye bye!" "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" "You can't act" "If you knew earlier, it'll blow up in our face" "Who's the one that can't act?" "Ouch!" "I'm not saying it's you!" " Ouch..." " Who?" "Who?" "Hey, it hurts!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm hungry, let's eat" "OK" "What you want?" "Whatever" "Hotpot!" "OK" "Look how cute!" "Look at those big eyes, how handsome!" "Honey" "Didn't I promise you when there is air con, I'll be more romantic with you" "Today's air con... is very cold!" "Why don't we romance a bit?" "It's okay, I don't mind" "Get it over with!" "I don't mind, I don't care" "What are you two doing?" "lsn't it obvious?" "It's coitus in Latin" "More commonly known as doing it" "So can you not get in the way of us doing it?" "Mrs. Lui is just pregnant" "You two can't be doing it!" "Then coitus!" "I can do it old fashion way" "Be good and listen to me" "You can always come to me!" "Are you kidding?" "I love my wife!" "Take a dump!" "I've got books for you to read on how to become a better father!" "Honey" "I've got it!" "Let's play some games" "I've just downloaded a racing game, it's great fun!" "I'll race you!" "Yeah" "No!" "There are lots of radiation it's bad for the mother and the baby so NO!" "I don't want you two to be like hamsters doing it once my back is turned so you two sleeps in separate rooms!" "I'll keep watch of Mrs. Lui 24" "You have to sleep in the sitting room!" "Go!" "Leave!" "Go... !" "Now!" "H..." "Honey..." "Go!" "Now!" "Go... !" "I wonder what he is doing?" "Over!" "Over!" "Can you hear me?" "I'm Scallop!" "Have you had dinner yet?" "What time is it?" "Asking me for the time, you're so funny" "I couldn't sleep" "I'm used to fighting for the duvet with you and your farting" "I'm not use to living without you" "I couldn't sleep alone either!" "You know?" "I couldn't hear your snoring" "I don't feel comfortable" "The room is so quiet" "I miss you, honey!" "I miss you too" "Honey!" "Why don't we see each other while Gong is asleep" "What?" "I said we see each other while Gong is asleep!" "Are you trying to have a date with me?" "Yes!" "Would you like to go on a date?" "Hello!" "Why are you wearing your underpants?" "The maid forgot to iron my trousers, and I don't know how to iron" "So what's there to eat, I'm so hungry" "I can eat two horses!" "There's nothing here" "Yeah!" "How about some cream!" "No, it's fat!" "It's only once in a while!" "What are you thinking?" "I just remember we've got a new Seahorse mattress, still wrapped up in the garage" "Let's try it out!" "Try it!" "How is it?" "It looks very comfortable" "Yeah, the advert says once you lie on it, you won't want to get back up" "Really?" "Let me try!" "So?" "Not bad!" "How come we've got so many cars but you never seem to drive them?" "Yeah, I've never driven them because..." "I don't have a license!" "I won't back down just because you pretend to sleep" "Get up!" "Slept really well last night!" "But it blows that we did nothing at all" "What's the plan?" "Oh my gosh!" "Can't I just get a break from the two of them !" "Good thing I've got GPS" "Motel 1 88?" "!" "I've booked room 1 06" "You're Mr. Lui?" "Shh ..." "Why shush?" "A lot of big shot actors and directors come here" "They fight to take their pictures and autograph with me" "Raymond Wong and Wong Jing were here too?" "This way please!" "Wait..." "I know!" "Say your name, right?" "Scallop!" "Scallop!" "No..." "No... !" "I've got something serious to talk to you" "Honey when we were going out" "I always sang for you" "I know you like to listen" "But since we're married" "I began to take everything for granted becoming more and more lazy" "I've gotten so lazy, I've even forgotten my promise to always sing for you and make you happy everyday" "Honey!" "Gong said" "If I sang to your tummy, you'll have a baby very soon" "I want to sing this song for you and for the baby we'll have" ""Just look at the little baby"" ""Look as sweet as a melon"" ""Face round like a melon"" ""with round mouth and eyes"" ""You want a rocket in the sky"" ""May your wish come true"" ""Rocking basket is a carnival of dreams"" ""Seeing you smile is a gift"" "Honey!" "Do you know what I really want to do?" "What?" "A baby with you, you alright?" "That's great!" "How come I feel like you've took advantage of me?" "Don't be so paranoid ." "Are you ready to go again?" "I'm always ready!" "Then let's go again!" "Come on, Tiger!" "Are you full yet?" "But it's okay, I can wait till you finish" "You're asking for it!" "Come on!" "I am Tiger!" "I'm dressing up like Tony Leung today" "And you are so cute let's get to work, partner!" "Come here and have a hug!" "My baby is so cute!" "You can feed him, that's right" "Come on, take a picture!" "What the hell, stealing my thunder?" "!" "That's just way too much" "French kissing here?" "Damn, I'm too late" "You can stop being cute" "We're out!" "Let's get some lunch!" "Alright, get the sun screen up" "Food for you" "Wow, the baby stroller is so beautiful!" "My daughter-in-law chose it" "This baby is not my daughter" "She's my niece" "I'm off today, so I'm helping to take care of her" "I'm single!" "You're such a good aunt!" "Really?" "A lot of people said so" "I love kids" "It's a shame" "I haven't found my other half yet" "I would like him to be more mature shorter than me by a few inches and sounds a bit like Mickey Mouse" "That would be perfect!" "Looks like you're talking about me!" "Really?" "Ice cream!" "Why don't we talk over ice cream!" "OK, OK!" "Let's go!" "We better be quick, or it'll drive away!" "Come on!" "Honey!" "Yes" "I want to ask" "How come you know they have a whale tail shaped bath in room 1 06?" "It's so special, I love it!" "Are you trying to catch me out?" "What am I supposed to tell you?" "It's what I've read from some online forum" "Look, honey!" "How come there's a baby here?" "Is it an abandoned baby?" "Maybe someone left it here by mistake?" "Thank you!" "We are so connected" "I love ice cream , you love ice cream!" "Yeah, can you give me your phone number?" "Do you think we are moving too fast?" "You don't even know my name yet" "Come on, I'm in a hurry" "In a hurry?" "What's your name?" "It's Lawrence, a English name I rarely use" "Whatever, can I have your number now?" "The thing is" "I'm not such an easy guy" "I know" "You know?" "We're connected" "Can you just give me your number?" "If I give it to you , will you really give me a call?" "Hey, enough!" "Just give it to me!" "Stop being such a big pussy!" "How are you going to score?" "It's" "99709394" "Give me a call" "Hey, hey!" "I've got his number, come out!" "Come out!" "Hello, Master!" "What?" "I'm the host to the reality show "Cougar Love Match"" "Stop shooting!" "We have so got you here!" "Our show is live online worldwide right now" "Why don't you say a hello!" "Stop shooting!" "She is one of our contestant, Cherry" "You really dare to give your number to a girl?" "She asked, so I gave it to her!" "Hey!" "Stop shooting, what're you doing?" "!" "You seemed so connected with Cherry" "Talked nonstop walking here" "And kept looking at her without a blink of an eye!" "She's talking with me, of course I'm looking at her" "It's called manners!" "I've asked you to stop shooting!" "But as an old man your age and still manage to get a girl you must be quite happy?" "She's still a girl?" "I think she's too old to be a cougar!" "Hey, what did you say?" "!" "If I'm not a girl, then what am I?" "I dare you say that to the world again!" "Cougar!" "Cougar!" "Too old to be a Cougar!" "Go to hell!" "What?" "You want a fight?" "If I don't want to be famous" "I don't have to dress up like a glow stick to be on a stupid reality TV show!" "So disgusting!" "I want to puke!" "Asking a hobbit for a phone number?" "You are asking for it?" "Come on, I'm not scared!" "Stop it!" "If I were you I'll find the baby first" "What baby?" "The one you left behind to chat me up!" "Baby!" "You didn't tell me I left the baby behind?" "You guys are animals!" "To get the ratings, we're beyond animals!" "How else will we kill the other channel?" "Oh, poo!" "It looks like a stew!" "Be quick, we need to change the diaper before she catches the cold" "Baby, be good!" "You're smelly" "Baby!" "I've found you!" "Thank you!" "She is my granddaughter, please give her back to me" "It's your baby?" "Yes!" "You are so careless" "Yes!" "I took my eyes off her for a second!" "Baby, you are..." "Hey!" "You're talking as if she walked away and got lost?" "Yes, I walked away for a moment" "And she got lost!" "Sorry for troubling you two!" "Hey, wait a minute!" "Here!" "Look at how he's dressed in the middle of the day?" "He might be a kidnapper!" "Yes!" "So friend, how's the baby related to you?" "Hey, friend!" "Didn't you understand a word I said?" "The baby is my granddaughter, I'm her grandpa!" "Yes, he said that!" "Yes!" "Proof?" "Very simple!" "I'll tell the baby to tell you two" "Baby, tell these two you are my granddaughter!" "Call me grandpa!" "Grand... pa!" "She's ignoring you!" "She's always like this, ignore me when I call for her, stupid!" "Why are you always messing with your grandpa!" "Look at him!" "Just because the baby didn't answer to him, he called her stupid" "If we let him take her, he'll beat her to death!" "No, I won't!" "If she's naughty, I'll beat her here!" "Don't need to take her home, right?" "Okay, okay!" "I'll ask you three questions" "If you answer them right, I'll believe you!" "Go for it!" "Question 1" "What's the baby's name?" "Of course I know the baby's name!" "But I haven't named her yet" "You are such a bad liar!" "Question 2" "Okay" "What formula does the baby eat?" "Know this one?" "Normally her mom feeds her" "I really don't know" "Hey, you're just making it difficult" "Ask something I actually know, okay?" "Alright, the last one!" "If you can't answer this, I'll call the police!" "And have them send the SDU to pick you up!" "Go on!" "Let me ask this one!" "Which side is her dimple on?" "Which side?" "Left!" "Wrong!" "Right!" "It's either left of right, genius!" "Don't be silly, it's on both sides!" "No!" "She doesn't have dimples!" "No?" "!" "Stop talking, give me the baby!" "Honey, you take the baby and go!" " I'll hold him off!" " OK!" "I'll kick your ass!" "Do you give up?" "Give up now!" "I give up!" "How disgusting are you , playing with dirty nappies!" "Daddy" "Hello" "I saw the live broadcast" "Did you leave our baby behind to chat up some girl?" "I've found her!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Where are you?" "!" "We... we're..." "Sound so familiar?" "Hey, Alex is that you?" "Hey, Alex, it's Scallop!" "Save me!" "Scallop?" "Why are you with my daddy?" "Your dad?" "So you are Uncle Yeung?" "You are Lui Ming's nephew, Scallop?" "You should have said!" "Come on, you calm my son down!" "I'll look for my granddaughter!" "Mrs Lui!" " Mrs Lui ... are you alright?" " Is the baby alright?" "Mrs. Lui , are you okay?" "I'm fine, and the baby?" "The baby should be okay" "You're pregnant, are you okay?" "I'm fine, you take a look at the baby first!" "Baby's okay, and you?" "The kidnapper is here!" "Give me back my granddaughter!" "It's okay, leave it to me!" "Kidnapper!" "I've practice the 64 hands of Gong's Bagua for many years" "And you should see the labour of my hard work!" "Bagua, Gong San!" "Wing Chun, Yeung Wai!" "(lmpotence)" "No... it's Yeung Ah Wai !" "Are they going to fight?" "Stop it!" "It's a misunderstanding!" "It's my friends' baby!" "This is his dad, Uncle Yeung, he's not a kidnapper" "Old friends!" "Mr. Lui , how are you?" "Can't you tell that I'm fine?" "But my jaw is dislocated" "Let me!" "Wow, I'm fine!" "But my vision is kind of fuzzy, maybe my cornea is..." "Alright!" "Wow, that feels good!" "All clear now?" "It's very clear now!" "Honey!" "How're you feeling?" "I'm fine!" "Please give me my granddaughter, thank you!" "This is Uncle Yeung" "Yes, we are old friends!" "He's really her grandpa!" "Baby!" "Are you sure you are alright?" "Can you stand up?" "My spine is really painful!" "I'll call an ambulance!" "Mrs. Lui is pregnant, the fall could be serious" "I know a shortcut to the hospital" "Let me carry her!" "Come on!" "Hey, don't..." "Hey!" "Hold on tight!" "She never listens to me" "That is not the way to the hospital" "Yeah!" "I think it's the graveyard there!" "Yeah!" "So, Uncle Yeung" "Yes" "I think my wife's vision is fuzzy too" "Can you teach me what you just did?" "Oh... it's a secret" "But seeing she's your wife" "Alright, I'll help her myself!" "It's okay, I've never asked" "Don't be shy, we know each other so well" "It's just you won't be able to find it" "Really?" "Damn!" "It's blocked" "Put me down, I'm fine!" "No!" "I must get you to a hospital for a check-up" "Hold on!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Are you alright?" "Yes" "Ouch!" "Enough!" "I beg you!" "Alright?" "Please?" "I'm not pregnant!" "It's not that we don't want a baby" "We are still young" "Time is still on our side" "You young people always think that because you are young there's load of time, right?" "One moment, there's too much responsibility" "Next moment, you want some private time" "Do you know how much harder it gets to have a baby as you are older?" "How come your Cantonese are so proper?" "I'm a descendant from Shanghai that's borned in Hong Kong" "Someone who understand and can only speak with an accent sounds more professional, right?" "And Gong San?" "Is that fake too?" "Oh, that's real!" "Three spots?" "Gong San!" "This is the mark of our family" "Our family edict states that each member is to help 49 couples to have a child" "Once we complete this then we can plan our own future" "So how many left for you?" "You would be the last couple!" "Gong" "I suddenly realize you are such a great person" "I shouldn't have shouted at you" ""You want a kid so much, why don't you have one"" "I'm sorry!" "It's okay!" "NNow the truth is ou" "I'm done here" "I'm going to Andy Lau's" "Gong" "I don't know if you like to be lazy and do nothing" "Just help us through this next half year" "Let Uncle Lui be happy before Alzheimer's completely take him over" "Well?" "Then I'll have to double my wage!" "Deal!" "That's quick?" "Did I start at too low a price?" "Treble!" "Would that be ok?" "2 and a half!" "Deal!" "Hey, hello!" "Why aren't you asleep yet?" "Wow, genetics really work!" "You allready know Wing Chun so youn" "When you grow up," "I'll teach you more" "Baby, I'm sorry" "I shouldn't have left you behind for a girl" "I'm really sorry!" "Sorry, sorry!" "Grandpa promise you, I'll never do that again" "Will you forgive your grandpa?" "You're laughing?" "Then I'm forgiven!" "Right?" "Baby knows you love her!" "Go on!" "Daddy, I'm sorry too!" "We don't have to apologize to each other" "It's all in the past now." "Daddy." "Why don't you give her a name?" "Alright, I've thought of some already" "I think she'll be famous and will become a star" "So if she's an action star, she'll be called Michelle" "If's she's a pop star then Miriam" "If she's a beauty queen, we'll name her Shirley!" "I've got one too!" "what is it?" "Happy Yeung!" "Happy Yeung?" "Yeung Foon Hei?" "(Goat's Vagina)" "You weren't happy when I named her Yeung Gui?" "(Penis)" "You can take Yeung Foon Hei?" "(Goat's Vigina)" "Just happy!" "Happy Yeung!" "Yeung Foon Hei !" "You like it, baby?" "Yeung Foon Hei, baby!" "Yeung Foon Hei !" "Honey, are you starving?" "Stuffing down so much?" "Yes, I'm pregnant" "I have to eat for my baby too, good boy!" "Stop it, you're just faking it!" "What are you saying?" "!" "I'm pregnant!" "I'll eat what's yours too, if you stop!" "Master Lui , why are you so headstrong!" "How can a triangle fit inside a circle?" "Look at him, so senile" "Why do we still have to pretend?" "Yeah, I'm telling you this fake tummy is so heavy!" "Look!" "Yeah, it's big up here too!" "Hey, stop messing around!" "What if he's not completely gone yet?" "Be professional, do it till the end!" "Yeah!" "We're a family, we want him to be senile and happy!" "Be good!" "Hey, it's Bo!" "What's the matter?" "OK, OK!" "DiDi is in labor!" "Hey, honey, that means you are in labor too!" "Hey, what's this?" "Your water broke, your water broke!" "Oh!" "You're in labor, you're in labor!" " Excellent!" "We'll have a baby!" " Come on... get a cab!" " OK!" "Call a cab!" " The water broke, the water broke!" "Water broke, let's go!" "Excellent, the baby's coming!" "This hurts!" "Doctor, can you give me epidural?" "You've dilated 8cm, that's no longer an option!" "What should I do?" "Slowly, breathe!" "In through the nose, out through the mouth!" "Right!" "Daddy's here to help" "In the nose, out the mouth" "Can you look more painful?" "Who give birth so comfortably?" "Hey, it's not cancer!" "Too much, hold it back a little!" "Right, right!" "That's perfect!" "Selfie, selfie!" "Closer!" "OK!" "How come it's all dark, is it broken?" "Master Lui , you have it upside down" "I can see the picture!" "Baby's coming, it's coming!" "Alright, let's begin" "Breathe deeply" "Hold it" "Push!" "Mommy's really good!" "Push out the baby like a sneeze!" "Baby is a very healthy boy!" "Baby" "Thank you, Dr. Yip!" "It's my job." "The baby is beautiful!" "I'll write the room number 208 onto the baby's tag" "It won't come off until he leaves the hospital so there won't be any mix up!" " OK, thank you!" " Thank you!" " Take a rest!" " Yes!" "Baby" "Having hotpot in the hospital is a totally different experience" "Delicious!" "Really Delicious!" "DiDi just had a boy, both of them are okay!" "Already?" "Honey, that means you just have a boy too!" "Congratulations!" "We are okay!" "Excellent!" "Is everyone here?" "They all know the story behind" "Uncle Lui is not here" "Just speak normally!" "Excellent" "Master Lui thinks that you are Dr. Yip" "So you need to carry on pretending" "But DiDi's brother thinks that I'm Dr. Yip" "So I need to pretend too" "The balcony to Rm. 207 and Rm. 208 is connected" "So when the "real" Dr. Yip has finished checkup with Di Di in Room 208" "We'll swap rooms with Bo and DiDi" "Gong will bring Uncle Lui to come see Cher" "Meanwhile, I'll pretend to be a nurse in the lobby and will inform Gong once Barbie turns up" "Once I get the info, I'll take Uncle Lui out to see the baby" "You swap rooms again" "When Barbie leaves, we'll swap back!" "When Uncle Lui and Barbie see the baby" "They'll see the baby with the tag numbered 208" "That means we've done it!" "Honey, this is like the best plan ever with such good actors as ourselves" "I know we can do it!" "Is everyone clear?" "Actors, are you ready?" "Ready!" "How's my baby?" "He's very healthy." "You ccan feed him yourself tomorro" "Thank you, Dr. Yip!" "Take a rest!" "I'll see you tomorrow" "Master Lui is coming, move quick!" "Be careful!" "careful!" "Quick!" "Quick!" "into the bed!" "Hey, I've given birth" "Dump the fake tummy!" "Yes!" "Uncle Lui !" "Dr. Yip!" " Hello!" " How's the baby?" "He's very healthy, yeah!" "How's Cher?" "Cher's fine too, you don't need to worry" "Cher, I'll see you tomorrow!" "I'll go now!" "Oh, it's this way!" "Cher, good girl!" "As a gift for your hard work for the family" "Uncle is giving you "The Star of Malaysia"!" "Hey, be careful!" "Last time it was a tissue it might be a bogey this time!" "No way?" "Do you like it?" "It's expensive!" "So pretty!" "We did it!" "We'll share it!" "into thirds!" "None for you!" "I'll blow this over!" "What's this?" "It's so weird?" "Oh, yes!" "This is for the prenatal classes" "The instructor asked me to wear it, to feel what it's like to be pregnant" "Gosh, the breasts are swollen and the tummy is heavy!" "They swollen and get heavy, when they're heavy, they swollen" "I can't tell you how hard it is to be pregnant!" "That's more like it!" "You've really grown up!" "Knows how to take care of your wife!" "Of course!" "Master Lui , you look so much brighter today!" "I felt so much better knowing the baby is born!" "Dr. Ching, please come to the reception your take away has arrived" "Calling Gong" "DiDi's brother is coming up!" "We've chatted for so long how come I don't see the baby anywhere?" "Lucky that you are asking" "Master Lui , let me take you to the baby!" "Excellent!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Swap rooms!" "Barbie is coming up!" "Go, go, go!" "OK!" "Come quick!" "Hey, wait!" "You need to stay and pretend to be Dr. Yip!" "Honey, you are so clever!" "You go, go!" "OK!" "Come here!" "No, no..." "Excuse me!" "DiDi!" "Brother, you're here" " The doctor was just checking up on DiDi" " Barbie" "You are now a mom" "I am just so happy!" "Barbie" "How are you feeling?" "I'm fine, the doctor said I can be off the bed tomorrow!" "Dr. Yip, how's my nephew?" "He's OK!" "What do you mean "He's OK"?" "Oh, when us doctors say ok, it means good and strong" "Lots of muscles!" "Why don't I take you to see the baby!" "Shut up!" "Someone is already seeing the baby!" "Who is seeing the baby?" "Excuse me, I'm the Superintendent here" "Is Dr. Yip here?" "Hello, Dr. Yip is right here!" "Dr. Yip, the Superintendent is calling for you!" "Hello, Superintendent!" "You are Dr. Yip?" "Dr. Yip is a woman!" "Yes, I've got this!" "I remember you!" "You don't remember me, right?" "!" "We were classmates" "Graduated at the same time, and work here" "I ..." "You think because now you are with the hospital board and is my boss so you can boss me around?" "Do you know how much hard work we put in in the front line?" "The female nurses are all old and wrinkly!" "The female doctors are all stuck ups and ugly!" "The salary is pitiful, only 1 00 thousands a month!" "I ..." "I've had enough!" "I'm quitting right now, happy now?" "!" "I'm going!" "Don't come after me!" "I wouldn't if I were you!" "Hey!" "Can I have your phone number?" "The more I look at the baby, the cuter he looks" "Looks so much like me!" "Master Lui , don't get too excited" "You'll have a stroke" "I'm fine, I'm just happy!" "Old hag!" "Who are you?" "San!" "Father?" "When did you become a nurse?" "I've got myself some extra work to help out!" "Don't lie to me!" "The cover's been blown!" "Father is coming up!" "Alright, let me deal with this!" "You go back to Room 207 to standby!" "OK!" "Master Lui is busy, doesn't have time..." "Master Lui is busy, doesn't have time to see you!" "(Shanghainese accent)" "I know everything" "You just pretend to be from China!" "Don't block my way!" "Hey, don't!" "I am so happy, baby!" "Lui Ming!" "Congratulations!" "We've been fighting for so long and now you've won!" "I've won?" "Don't go senile on me!" "I'm still waiting for your baby to chase after my granddaughter!" "I've won?" "Come here!" "I've won?" " Why aren't you busting us?" " Come on, what is it?" "I've fought with him for so many years" "Look at how crazy he is now?" "If I can make him happy with a few words, then why not?" "I didn't know you are so kind" "I am quite kind" "Would you like to have ice cream?" "Ice cream?" "!" "You're so cheap!" "I've watched the show" "Master Lui !" "You look so good!" "It's amazing!" "I've heard some sort of popping sound" "It all went black like a blackout" "I felt a head rush" "Cells seems to expand and now I'm all fine!" "You think you're fine?" "How could he?" "It's just a last hurrah!" "Yeung Wai, let me show you the baby, he's very cute!" "All babies are cute." "It's okay, don't need to see him!" "If you are really fine, let's go and find some girls" "I know you love that!" "Stop talking so much!" "Don't be such a sissy, come on!" "Just take a look at the baby" "Does he look as clever as me?" "Sorry!" "Hey, aren't you Barbie?" "Master Lui" "Why are you taking photos of our baby?" "Your baby?" "You must be mistaken, it's my sister's baby" "He's my nephew" "No!" "You must be mistaken!" "This is bad !" "We can go upstairs and ask" "Go on, let's go upstairs!" "Alright" "Flush!" "Calling Scallop, cover's blown!" "Master Lui is coming up with Barbie, improvise!" "Hey, leave!" " Go and hide, quick!" " What should we do?" "!" "Let's go and have some fun!" "Hey!" "Barbie is coming up!" "Father knows we lied!" "My brother is coming!" "Honey, what should we do?" "Uncle Lui is also on his way up!" "Stop!" "Calm down and listen!" "Honey, you've got a plan?" "I've got nothing at all!" "Scallop!" "Tell me!" "Whose baby is the baby in 208?" "The baby in 208 is the baby to the mother in 208!" "Bo, you tell me!" "The baby..." "The baby is our son!" "Excellent!" "I told you he's my nephew!" "Absolutely ridiculous!" "Whose idea is this?" "If you say it's your idea" "It'll be my treat for the ice cream" "Never mind!" "He'll die if I say it was mine" "Anyway, I look so much like Tony Leung" "But apart from your flat chest you look nothing like" "Zhang Ziyi" "It's my idea to pretend to be pregnant" "I'm sorry, Uncle Lui !" "The one who should be responsible..." "Let me finish!" "Yes!" "It is your fault pretending to be pregnant!" "But the switch was Gong's idea!" "You're such a jerk!" "You were in this too!" "I am a jerk!" "but you are the mastermind!" "You ..." "You ..." "It's true" "I'm... fainting!" "Uncle!" "Uncle!" "Call an ambulance!" "It's downstairs!" "So quick?" "This is an hospital!" "Let's take him downstairs while he's still breathing" "The ER is to the right" "If he stops breathing, the left is the morgue" "He only just got better" "I will miss him!" "Kung Hei Fat Choi!" "Congratulations, Chief!" "Congratulations!" "This is for your granddaughter!" "Thank you!" "Hold on to it!" "Good girl!" "Wai, didn't you say grandson is better?" "Look at you!" "So happy with a granddaughter now!" "Granddaughter is way better, she knows how to make this old man happy!" "The grandson who lives next door" " keeps slapping his granddad," " Really?" "but she wouldn't" "She just keeps kissing her grandpa!" "Give me a kiss, here!" "Brother, after becoming a mother myself, I've realised it's not easy taking care of a kid" "Thank you for taking care of me all these times!" "You two still have a lot to learn!" "We know!" "Thank you!" "Kung Hei Fat Choi!" "Kung Hei Fat Choi!" "Kung Hei Fat Choi!" "Congratulations!" "Hey, Scallop, you are so great!" "You had no kids, and now you've got triplets!" "Dr. Yip, you are excellent!" "I'm only responsible for the birth, Gong did all the hard work!" "Yes, it was all down to Gong's planning and dieting" "That I was able to perform so well" "Hey, where is Gong?" "Yeah?" " Yes, where is she?" " Gong San, Gong!" "I'm here!" "Wow!" "You... you two..." "Hey, look at you , Ming!" "You still got it at your age!" "It's not his!" "Then who is it?" "What?" "You can tell he's impotence... sorry..." "I meant impossible" "Of course it's mine!" "I had a round with her 64 hands of Gong's Bagua it was just a one time friendly then she became pregnant!" "Really?" "Yeah!" "Even her marks came to my neck!" " It's joint together" " And became a hickie" "And became a hickie" "Congratulations!" "Thank you, thank you!" "Gong is so open, she will bear children till she's 49!" "Hey, she's not 49!" "I'm 56, and you are older than me" "You're 59!" "59!" "Yeah, do you still help people?" "With what?" "Midwife" "Because my friend Louis Koo wants a baby child too" "Louis Koo?" " Louis Koo!" " Stop lying!" "I'm not!" " Gong!" " It's true!" "It's really Louis Koo?" "Wow, he's so, so handsome!" "Louis Koo!" "Hey, I really want a baby" "Do you have someone in mind?" "No, but I want to make a booking first!" "Oh, relax!" "I'll have one with you after this one!" "I'll hold you to it!" "Hey, don't touch her!" "Or I'll beat you up!" "Don't!" "Wait..." "Let me count how many babies we've got" "One, two, three, four, five... six!" "That's a lot of babies!" "Yes!" "It's new year, a piece of jewellery for each of you!" "Take your pick and take them home!" "Go on, it's behind you!" "May everyone be healthy!" "Be ahead in life!" "Be strong!" "Be lucky!" "Be casual!" "Why do you always mess around?" "Well!" "May everyone be... successful!" "May all the luck be with you!" "All's well, ends well!" "Lucky in the year of Horse!" "Congratulations!"