"The weather..." "An anticyclone will bring dry and sunny weather." "It'll spread with lots of sunshine." "There'll be no rain... presents" "I'm Erik Vándor and this is 'Coming out.'" "Call in if you've done it, doing it, or going to!" "Also call if you know the answers to questions of the universe, like why the 24-hour shop in town doses at 10:30." "But now... let's go to the caller on the line." "Mum was fine, and thank you for giving me the strength." "Erik, you're my idol!" "Thanks." "Who's next?" "You here again, pal?" "!" " It's Anti, you scum!" " What's wrong, Anti?" "You drive past every day you filthy queer!" "You always make my morning!" "I'm gonna whip your arse!" "Whip my arse?" "!" "That might be misunderstood, don't you think?" " Come in for a chat!" " I will... queer!" "Dear?" "You're a dear, too, Anti!" "Zsolti's waving like a madman." "Either the news is next or it isn't next." "What does a gay rights activist fight for?" "Being gay isn't a sin or an illness." "It's not a derision." "Like being hetero isn't." "I'm calling to say I don't know why gay people march." "Gay couples have to live in secret and can't hold hands in the street." "They want to be proud for one day." "What if you couldn't go out with your wife?" "Have you seen my wife?" "The man to thank is..." "Gergő Hajdú!" "Your book 'Ciao for Now!" "' was a bestseller." "You've got a sociology degree and your own radio show." "You're a success!" "It wasn't always like that." "Someone told me:" "'You'll always be the odd man out.'" "Life was like that for years... until I found people who let me be myself." "My message to that person:" "you weren't right!" "The Gay League has come a long way." "Why are you resigning the presidency?" "I've done what I wanted." "I want a new challenge." "All the best with your plans!" "Don't forget..." "Be yourselves!" "Lying ain't an option!" "This was 'Coming Out'." "Ciao for now!" "Ciao for now, folks!" "Hey!" "Written and directed by" "I don't understand why the lock works backwards!" "You fitted it!" "You always hold tools oddly!" "Have you been a good gin?" "I went to the an shop." "Mail?" "Bills and junk mail." "Well?" "Not bad." "Liza Minnelli's nose isn't like that." " It's Audrey Hepburn!" " But hers is." "It's no Rembrandt." "But it's not hopeless..." "No!" "You're really good!" "And now Jean-Paul!" "Isn't he the manliest man?" "That bulldog?" "Why do you want..." "to put yours up?" "Because." "Oh 'because'!" "Don't pretend." "Just say if you don't like it!" "No, I like it!" "Balázs!" "..." "Let's put Audrey up!" "Really?" "No, I just wanted you to look at me!" "What's your plan?" "You should employ a security guard." "I feel like Mary Poppins." "You okay, Kálmán?" "That bag's disgusting!" "She gave it to me on our last date." "So, sweet!" "'What's the bag for?" "'" "'It's over!" "You can throw up in it!" "'" "It had apple pie in it..." "I'll buy you another one." " Listening figures." " Just give me last month's." "Thank God people still like us." "First is 'Coming Out', then 'Death Rattle'..." "That's what keeps me going:" "my radio station." "What's wrong?" " Zombie zoom!" " What?" "Blokes do it." "You see a woman, and you go nuts." "You stare and slobber!" "Zombie zoom!" "Women do that in a clothes sale." "We've got everything for the salad." "I've forgotten something." "Enough nibbles?" "Hello." "Cumin!" "The water's cold!" "Do you never stop?" "!" "Isn't my t-shin too much?" "I can't decide if it suits me." "Erik, you're a great cook!" " Aren't you eating?" " After six?" "Ever thought of photographing something else?" " What?" " Anything else." "Are you saying my photos are too... queer?" " Brilliant!" " Do you like it?" " I drew it!" " Really?" " It's a perfect likeness!" " Really?" " Not everyone agrees." " Really?" "The eyes and mouth..." "are pure Jacko!" "Stunning t-shin!" "Really?" " Isn't it too much?" " Too much?" "Far too much!" "I love it!" ""Gaga": ." "Richard." "Quiet please!" "Erik came over to me at a party and said:" "'Say a word that rhymes with banana.'" "I couldn't, and we've been together ever since." "He's atheist, I'm Catholic." "I'd like to adopt, he's not keen." "He wants to be Gay League president, I agree." "He'd like us to marry here... but we'd have to wait decades." "I hate his tidiness, his snoring, that he's a better cook, and that he always has the last word." "So we're getting married in Amsterdam on the 31st..." "You're all invited to a party here afterwards!" "So, Bea, your lady boss is ﬂirting." "It arouses you, but you're scared." "Exactly." " Go with your heart!" " What if...?" "'What if?" "'" "You'll only know if you give it a go!" "But I'm married with kids!" "You're your own person!" "As Oedipus said:" "I am who I am." "I can be no other." "Why should I be afraid to discover my true self?" "Then he gouged his eyes out!" "At least he saw it through!" "What would you do if you felt unsure?" "Sweetie," "I'd only feel unsure if an alien ran at me on a horse, and threw lightning!" "That was 'Coming Out'." "Don't forget..." "Be yourselves!" "Lying ain't an option!" "Go for it, Bea!" "Ciao for now!" "I'm Julia Berta and I'd like to interview you." " For Mm magazine?" " Rumbling Right." "Forget it!" "Wait...!" "Hey!" " What happened?" " A collision." "You were concussed and lost consciousness." "You drove into me!" "You should learn to drive!" "You walked out!" "You should learn to walk!" " Can I go home?" " You need three days' rest!" "What does the doctor say?" "Doctor!" "Just a minute, Mrs. Pozsonyi." "I hurt all over." "If I press here, it hurts." "Or here." " Take her to x-ray." " Come with me." " Are you a doctor?" " I should introduce myself." "Dr. Linda Szekeres, resident." " I feel better, so I'm going home." " Try and sit!" "Exactly!" "You need rest!" " Do the newspapers know?" " That I sprained my mst?" "That it's your fault and my bike's ruined?" "They don't know YET!" "Can it stay that way?" "They caught me drinking once." "The papers said all gays are alcoholics!" "You can go, if you promise to rest for three days." " You can trust me." " Okay." "Thank you!" "So sweet!" "Bye!" "Son!" " Hi, Balázs!" " Hi!" "You okay?" "I was worried..." "Tell me all about it." "I went into the station..." "I came as quickly as I could..." "but the rehearsal!" "A man in the lift wanted an autograph..." "What?" "Let's go!" " Will you be able to stand three days' rest?" " Why not?" "Just like ice-skating..." "Where's your ring?" "I took it off." " Why?" " It was tight." "Don't you want any soup?" "After my doughnut." "Why do things backwards?" "And why not put pictures up of us?" "Our private life is private." "In our own ﬂat?" "What's wrong with the laptop?" " And if we had a kid?" " A girl is different!" " Why only a gin?" " Because." "Oh, I see." "Because!" "Why isn't because enough?" "Or is it BECAUSE my job's boring, or BECAUSE I like drawing?" "Enough?" "Or do want more?" "BECAUSE..." "I know I'm not enough..." "I'm not enough..." "for you." "SOFTY" " I made a mistake." " Go on!" "A hairdryer." " Yorkies go crazy!" " No!" " It did this." " Ouch!" " Erik!" " Hi!" "Why didn't you call us to go to yours?" "Balázs is home at 8." "I have to go." "You can't stand three days!" "You can't even stand ice-skating!" "The glasses look good, don't they?" "I want to talk to you about Richard." "He's cute." "There's no future in it." "He's a TRX trainer!" "He's a demigod." "And I'm just a..." "You could have disagreed!" "It's lasted two weeks." "And later?" "I don't want another lván." "If Richard ever..." "You've got it all wrong!" "It's great now." "What happens if it isn't great later?" "You should break up with him now!" "Did you listen?" "Without him, I'm like..." "Tom Selleck with no mustache, coke without bubbles, a fish without water, Popeye without spinach." "Erik Vándor, congratulations!" " Why did I trust you?" " This is so tiring!" "How many times?" "!" "I don't know how you stand it, Tamás!" "Folks thinking you're him." "Do you think I'll fall for that?" " No." " The similarity is amazing." "Because Tamás..." "is Erik's twin." "And I'm a hologram." "Would I make this up?" "They're so different." " For example?" " For example..." "Tamás has glasses, Erik doesn't." "His ears stick out more..." "Erik is two centimetres... shorter." "But Tamás has got a bigger..." "Won't you answer that?" "Hi, Erik!" "The lady is here..." " What's your name?" " Linda Szekeres..." "Linda Szekeres." "She thinks I'm you." "I know!" "What can I do?" "He wants to know if the check-up is okay... on Tuesday." "She said okay." "I'm busy but let's meet when you're better, okay?" "You are in bed, hey?" "He's in bed." "Do you want to talk to him?" "Oh, no..." " No, it's fine..." " Okay." "Okay, bye!" "Sorry, I didn't know..." "Bye." "It's not your fault!" "MY pleasure!" "I've wanted to try that for years..." "As Hans Solo said..." "'Sometimes I amaze even myself!" "'" "It's Csabi, from school." "Meaty Csabi?" "I beat you up, I took your pocket money." "We called you 'Bugs Bunny'." "Now I'm a failure." "If I hadn't been so mean to you..." " Forgive me!" " You're forgiven." "Thanks!" "Whoever thought you'd become such a fantastic guy when you were a whining prick, who got stuck in the toilet." "I thought you were apologizing..." "We could see that you'd be a filthy..." "Let's have some music!" "I've thought about what you said." "Why not try something new?" "It could be called:" "In Foreign Lands." "I've only taken a few pictures, but..." "I'm still very shaky, so avoid honesty, and only say nice things, okay?" "It felt odd at first, but then..." "I'd like to know what you think." "Strong stuff, hey?" "Now I'm shooting a group scene." "Oh, here you are!" "Come in!" "What have you done to me?" "!" "Which one are you?" "I want to be like I was!" "Oh, you're Erik." "What's the problem?" "The problem's not your business!" "If you don't tell me, I can't help you." " I've felt odd since the accident." " What kind of odd?" " Odd!" " Could you say more?" " No!" "I just feel different!" " Sit down." "Follow my finger." "It's common to feel confused or depressed." "It's called post-concussion syndrome." "Are you a gin?" "Sweetie, I'm never the girl!" "Okay!" "How would you describe these feelings?" "Why did you ride into me?" "This is pointless!" "You must know how to fix this!" " You have to put it right!" " What did I do?" "You insult me, and expect me to help?" "I don't want to see you before Tuesday!" "I'd like to get back to my real patients!" "Oh, Julia, come in!" "Sit down." " Hows your father?" " I don't see him often." "RUMBLING RIGHT" "Why don't you meet more often?" " What's new with Vendor?" " He won't give an interview." "Hey, isn't Vándor?" "Oh!" " No, I don't think so." " No?" "But he's openly..." "Men who are openly... are typically..." "I know one who is... and a..." "I know one who is..." "and he's a..." "What do you say to that?" " Why the hand signals...?" " Shhh!" "They're listening in!" "Leave Vendor alone!" "Get him by the balls!" "News about him doubles the figures!" "Julia!" "Your amides have got a bit..." "softer lately." " Softer?" " Do you read your own writing?" "It's lacking oomph!" "I need hard-hitting stuff!" "After all, this is Rumbling Right." "If your uniting doesn't improve, I might have to sack you." "Nothing personal!" "Of course not!" "DECADES OF DUBBING" "Yeah, I remember that one..." " Do you really have to go?" " I've got work to finish." "It'll take me all night." "But you stay." "Okay." "I'll hurry home." "You ruined my granddaughter!" "She listens to your show." "She announced that she likes girls!" "Be ashamed of yourself, Erik!" "Sorry, but..." "He's not who you think." " He's Erik's twin." " Then he should be ashamed!" "I'll tell him." "Sorry for the scene in the café." "It only happened because... your brother is unbearable!" "Have you seen me pan ham Casablanca?" "It's my favourite!" "Louis, I think this is the beginning 01a beautiful friendship." "Now the dubbed version." "Louis, you are just as sentimental as I am." "Why do you think they translated it like that?" " We're too cynical." " What do you mean?" "Could you imagine one Hungarian saying to another 'this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"?" "'Keep the change, you filthy animal!" "'" "Home Alone." "And Ms?" "'Don't buy drugs." "Become pop stars, and they give you them for free!" "'" "Love Actually." "And Ms?" "'You'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts.'" " Many Poppins." " No." "Amélia." "Waiter." "Sorry..." "Waiter!" "When we ordered an hour and half ago, we were serious." "I'll check." "What was your symbol in kindergarten?" " A cream cake." " Didn't that bother you?" "Only when the boys played cowboys and I was the Indian." "I think that your symbol in kindergarten shapes your life." "What was yours?" "A bald guy with pins stuck in him and his arms out..." "I thought he was happy, but the teacher told me it was a cactus." "Thank God we grew up." "I still call my moped 'Horsey'." "Thanks." "One of my dreams was to be a doctor." "What was the other?" "It was a childish thing." "I've always wanted to many Jean-Paul Belmondo." "I think he's the manliest man." "You wouldn't understand." "I've told you about me, but I know nothing about you." "What do you do?" "I work at a telephone..." "helpline." "What's it called?" "Sisyphus." "Sisyphus Helpline?" "!" "Wasn't there a better name?" "I suggested Taygetos, but we dropped that." "Thanks for walking me home." "Bye." "Damn!" "I WAITED UP FOR YOU..." "I told you not to come here!" "I haven't helped with the planning, but tell me what to do, and let's do it!" "We haven't discussed the honeymoon." " What's wrong?" " Nothing." "I want to spend more time..." "You said they know about you." "But this is where I work." "I have to go to Amsterdam." " When do you leave?" " Saturday." "It'll be a tough week." "I'll give the party a miss." "There's a gene called XQ28 that makes some men attracted to their own sex." "If these men have children, they don't inherit this tendency." "They give their Y chromosome to their sons, and the girls get the affected X." "The X from their mother suppresses its effect." " So the XZ chromosome..." " No, no." " It's called XQ28." " Sony." "The XQ28 chromosome..." "is "mat passes on homosexuality." "No." "That's what I've been saying, that gay men can't pass this on." "Right." "Well..." "XQ28 sounds so... serious." "Couldn't you give it a friendlier name like..." ""Spotty?"" "ls there something wrong?" "Nothing's wrong!" "Is it your encounter with the lady doctor?" "Of course not." "That's odd!" "You look manlier." " Of course I'm not!" " You look chubbier." "Sweetie, stop, okay?" " Walk for me." " What?" "Walk!" " You're not swinging your hips." " I never did." "Swing 'em!" " Your little finger isn't out!" " Kálmán!" "Swing, finger, do it!" "Speak with a lisp." " I've never had a lisp!" " Say that!" "What?" "'I've never had a lisp.' But with a lisp!" "I've never had a lisp!" "Do all three." "Swing, finger, lisp." "Go!" "I've never had a lisp." "I've never had a lisp!" "Come off it, Kálmán!" "This isn't me!" "If you feel uncertain, just say 'I'm gay, I'm gay'!" " Kálmán, no!" " Just do it." "NEVER!" "You're such a darling for coming!" "What's new?" "Nothing?" "Did you escape from a space station?" "You've lost weight, darling boy!" "I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay..." "I always knew you were an animal!" "You're so neat and sweet and good enough to eat!" "Thank you!" "I can see that Erik has come!" "Please welcome the president of the Gay League," "Vilmos Herczeg!" " Have you got something up your arse?" " What's wrong?" "What's this false queer thing?" "I'm sure you know I'm retiring this year." "I'm proud to announce that the new president... elected after a unanimous vote is..." "Erik Vándor!" "The inauguration will be on the 30th." "Congratulations, Erik!" "My old life is there, okay?" "Everything was fine!" "I don't want to change!" "You don't understand any of this!" "I want to tell you in person that it's over!" "What's over?" "What's over?" "Do you know what's over?" "!" "I'll tell you what...!" "This is over!" "Nothing happened." "We had a good time." "That's all." "We had a good time!" "That was all!" "No hard feelings, okay?" "!" "0K8)'- 0K8)'" "Want a pancake?" " Sorry?" " My mum sent them." "After six?" "What sort?" " Cocoa." " With chocolate cream?" "No." "Cocoa powder, sugar." "Classic." "It's still a calorie bomb..." "Want one, or not?" "I'll be the one who says if I want one!" "Come on then." "I'll come in and... have one." "But with a fork!" "Red card!" "What colour for the invitations?" "Don't say anything, I've decided." "Yellow!" "I was mad to take this on." "Do you remember when I planned the Paris trip?" "Flight, hotel, the Louvre?" "That was nothing compared." "Oh..." "I hope your balls drop off!" "It could happen to anyone." "It's not the end of the world." "At last..." "He's here again!" "Look!" "You looking for trouble, monkey?" "You again?" "Poofter!" "Come here!" "Come on, if you're brave enough!" "There must be some way of putting things back!" "Here I am, boys." "This is your chance." "I'm the 'sod-father', 'bum bandit', 'willy wangler'..." "No one?" "Isn't Anti here?" "Hi there, Anti!" "You said you wanted to whip my arse!" "This is your chance!" "What's it to be?" "!" "Screw the lot of you!" "It's going to work!" "It's going to work!" "Everything5 going to be fine!" "I'll get your bags." "Hello!" "The music's very loud!" "The classical music!" "We'll turn the volume down." "Queers!" "What did you say?" "!" "I said: cheers!" "She was naked, and I could see her thing, and it looked like... an open wound!" "I ran all the way home." "I've been with lots of women." "What was it like?" "Like bacon to a vegan." " And you?" " If I remember..." "I liked it." "Was it different than with a man?" "I don't know." "I've never been with a man." "How come?" "I'm straight." "Didn't you know?" " Why didn't you say?" "!" " Why didn't you ask?" "Your turn, Erik!" "What about your women!" "You'll have a long wait!" "He's never." "You're angels for helping me." "I saw the same bed on Colin and Justin..." "Hey, I'm stuck!" "Boys!" "OUT OF ORDER" " Why didn't you shout?" " I shouted." "I'll make a cup of tea." "Mr. Pecsák!" "József!" "Call an ambulance!" "If he hadn't been strong, he wouldn't have survived." "You saved his life." " When will he be better?" " That depends." "What about the gin?" " Do you have her mother's number?" " No." "Relative, friend, anybody?" "We need to find another solution." "That's me!" "And that's Daddy!" "He's not that strict!" "That's better." "Does it look like him?" "It's just like him." "Would you draw Clamp?" "That's Clamp?" "Girls like Barbie." "Why have you got Clamp?" "Barbie belongs to everyone." "But Clamp is only mine." "He's a bit like you." " Like me?" " Yeah." "Uncle Clamp." "What does it eat...?" "The same as we do." "Do we have to take it for walks?" "She's not a dog!" " When does it get up and go to bed?" " You'll manage!" " What do you want to say?" " I want you to marry me." "If you don't swallow Lego again, we can date." "Okay?" "We'll meet here... at 10: 17..." "in 20 years." "Okay?" "Be on time." "I don't like men who are late!" " Bye." " Bye." " Who's next?" " Erik Vándor!" "Send him in." " Hello." " One minute!" "I heard about your other accident!" "DR. LINDA SZEKERES RESIDENT" "So?" "How are you?" "Fine." "Good." "You don't need to come again." "You're perfectly fit." "I can see you are, too." "Nice bracelet." "Thanks." "50-year-old male, cardiac arrest!" "Stand dear!" "Why do you call this thing Clamp?" "Because!" "When will you be back?" "Six sleeps!" "Thanks, but Clamp better stay with you." "He'd get cold where I'm going." " Just give him a kiss!" " I see." "Text me when you get in." "Did he think he could take Clamp?" "I've come for Fanni." "Fanni!" "Daddy!" "I've missed you!" "Get your things, we're going." "Won't you come in?" "How are you?" "Get your shoes on, sweetie, we're going." " Kiss Uncle Clamp for me." " I will, bye!" "Bye!" "LINDA SZEKERES CALLING" "I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay..." "It's outrageous that..." "What?" "!" "You're still seeing her?" "!" "We're just friends." "We spent the last three days together." " Is she attractive?" " No!" "Nothing's happened." "Of course, she's attractive." "But..." "Does he think we're just friends?" "I don't know what he thinks." "Two vodkas." "You want one?" "Three vodkas!" "That's why you can't hear." "It's bunged up." "Bunged up!" "I was so scared that I got beaten up...!" "Was that why?" "No!" "A tile hit Zsolti, but it didn't turn him hetero." "It's not related!" "So is this a relationship?" "That's what I asked my last boyfriend." "What did he say?" "I only remember his back as he walked away." " I knew he wanted to break up." " How?" "He hopped off one foot onto the other." "If I see that, I know." "Let's drink to it all working out!" "You shouldn't dominate them." "They like to feel like men." "You need to cook for them." " That always works." " Not for me." "What?" "Can't you cook?" "I'm so happy to have a girl for a friend." "We get on well, but no more." " Shouldn't you stand in front of him in the buff?" " In the buff?" "!" "Yeah." "Like a skeleton!" "'Here I am!" "I love you!" "'" "Be careful with this 'just friends' thing." "I'll take you home." "He's never invited me to his place." "Because he's got a wife..." "and a brood of kids at home!" "You need to force his hand!" "I didn't think you'd like this." "Your sort..." "I thought you didn't like it." "I haven't got a problem with your sort." "I was on duty at your parade last year." "I shouted at one of the demonstrators:" "'Don't throw shit at the benders, faggot!" "'" "I meant that... he shouldn't throw..." "at your type." " I mean that his type..." "shouldn't throw..." " I understand." "You're a good cook." "Well..." "Thanks." "The sleeve of Fanni's blouse..." "It was so straight." "How did you do it?" "That was Balázs." "They tell me that... you helped before the ambulance arrived." "What did you do?" "I unbuttoned your shirt," "I checked your pulse, then I gave you a long session of mouth-to-mouth." "I'm joking." "You had a pulse." "Why would I do mouth-to-mouth?" "I nearly swallowed that..." "You nearly got me to swallow..." "I mean I wouldn't swallow, because..." "I thought that you really..." "I can't believe you talked me into this." " You really look like shit!" " Thanks." "I'm curious to see your 'girlfriend'." "No quotation marks, please." " Still nothing going on?" " Nothing at all." "So you can tell her you're gay." " I'll tell her at the right time." " Stop pretending!" " Just say it!" " Say mat?" "!" "That I love lemon beer and the Bee Gees, hate football, and cry at bank commercials?" " Do you think that's what...?" " A hetero is like today?" "Exactly like that!" "There she is!" "I'll keep guard from a distance." "I came in costume, you..." " What have you come as?" " You first." "0K8)'" "Oh!" "E.T.!" " On!" " Perfect E.T.!" "At least I made an effort." "But you..." "Your costume isn't very... angina"" "Shall we dance?" "John the Brave, or Munchhausen?" "I'm looking for my Iluska." "She just left with Genghis Khan." "I'm Kálmán." "Julia." "May I?" "Linda..." "You're leading!" " You're still leading!" " Sony." "It's the only way I know!" "BALÁZS CALLING" "I've got to go." "Why?" "Sorry..." "Tamás!" "Damn!" "I've had a great time, but I really must go." " Stay for a while!" " Bye!" "Julia!" "Can I see you again?" "Why would I hang up?" "The wedding and the inauguration are making me nervous..." "Cookie?" "She's sitting here." "I'll call you tomorrow, okay?" "Bye." "Bye." "I followed you." "Did you think you could just walk off?" "!" "I know nothing about you." "I didn't know you had a dog." "Who are you?" "Are you married?" " Married?" " Kids?" " Jesus, of course not!" " So?" "Don't come closer!" " Are you scared of me?" "!" " Yes." "Go away!" "I'm not going anywhere..." "I want to read through, then I'll send it in." "Don't send it." "Bring the photos and the text in." "7 o'clock." "Here." "0K8)'" " I hope it's a tough amide." " Aha." " Hows the new ﬂat?" " I'm still settling in..." "See you tomorrow." " I was expecting you tomorrow." " Earlier ﬂight." "You getting in?" "Then I left." "It was hard to leave my dad." "It was no better." "Newspapers were going bust." "I settled for anything." "Then..." "I found something." "But not Pride of Pannonia?" "Or Rumbling Right?" "And you?" "I own a radio station." "CB Radio." " Where Erik Vándor?" " Yeah." "He must be an odd guy!" "From what I've read." "He's odd if you don't know him." "He's my only friend." " Jesus!" " Oh!" "Be careful!" "That's why you were there." "You were spying on him." "It's my job." "This can't be published!" "It'll ruin him!" "You'll ruin a man... who lies to everyone?" "!" "Julia... don't!" " When does it appear?" " Thursday morning." "The day of the inauguration." "Excellent timing!" " Fanni?" " She's fine." "Her dad collected her." "It's Kálmán, I'll call him back." "Pretty, hey?" "The registrar could stand here..." "We could have the party outdoors..." "If this were Holland." "The land belongs to the Dutch Embassy, with Dutch laws." "I wasn't only working in Holland." "It's all dealt with." "The date's the same." "We'll have the wedding in this country, like you wanted." "It's Bea." "Remember me?" "How are things with your lady boss?" "We did it..." "It was fantastic!" "What should I do now?" "I love my husband and kids!" "Should I start a new life?" "Or bury it inside?" "I don't know." "I don't know..." "I..." "I've got no idea." "Bea, I'm sorry!" "The inauguration starts at 4 pm." "I'll open the ceremony and then pass over to you." " Vilmos..." " Yes?" "I'm not the right man." "Look, Erik." "I know things aren't easy." "They'll always give gays a hard time." "But we can live as couples, and you fought for that." "You can say you're not the right man!" "It's not true!" "Sony." "Yes..." "I recommended reinforced concrete or a steel girder." "Hi!" "Open this for me, please." "Where are your glasses?" "The number you have dialed is unavailable." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "I wondered how to surprise you." "Then I had a great idea." "The name and what it became don't coincide." "I think it turned out quite well." "I'm listening." "I didn't dress for a break-up, but there isn't a standard outfit." "It's not like we were dating." "That would need more time." "So?" "And... how long have you been together?" "5 years." "Well..." "This is funny." "I was starting to think that I'd let you open a door, and I'd accept ﬂowers." "But..." "What does it matter if one more back walks away?" " I want to explain." " What do you want to explain?" " I have to..." " I think you should leave!" " I just wanted..." " Go!" "What are you waiting for?" "So?" " Super!" "' Om)' Super?" " Super sexy, breathtaking!" " That's more like it!" " I'm so pleased about the wedding!" " A chance to shine, hey?" "Of course." "Balázs!" "The water's cold!" "Turn it off!" "Balázs!" "Couldn't you hear me?" "Why are you switched off?" "I kept calling." "We're in trouble... because I need to pee!" "Hi!" "Can I use the loo?" " You know where it is." " Thanks." "I want to know whose it is." "I thought it was your mum's, but it's a man's!" "Tell me not to worry, and I'll believe you." "Can I take that?" "So?" "I lost it at the party." "I hoped it was here." "Got to run!" "That reporter..." " Call me!" "Bye!" " Bye." "I'm sow; ." " You shouldn't be apologizing." " What?" "Balázs..." "I've got work." "Could you look after Fanni?" " Sure, if you get back by 6." " No problem!" "A beer at mine tomorrow?" "0K8)'" "Bye then!" "You look like my soldier father when he caught me with that boy." "Since when did you like Stephen King?" "Since when did you stop loving me?" "Erik Vándor is to be inaugurated today as head of the Gay League..." "Here he is now." "Mr. Vándor!" "Is it going to be a 'gay day?" "How original!" "I guess it was either that or 'the queen's coronation', hey?" "My answer is that I hope so." "Mr. Vándor!" "Erik, don't go!" "Many years ago, I decided not to lie to anyone." "It was a relief to tell people that I'm gay." "She didn't submit it!" "It isn't on the webpage!" "I knew she wasn't a monster!" "You don't understand, but everything's fine!" "This is your day!" "Enjoy it!" "And many people still won't admit, or can't admit, who they really are." "And now the man for whom admitting his identity never caused a problem:" "Erik Vándor!" "It's great to see you all here." "I've never been so nervous in my life." "My heart is bleeping like mad..." "I mean beating..." "So, I... have been an outsider all my life." "I always wanted to be accepted." "And I eventually found a home among you." "I'm grateful for, and proud of every minute." "I love you guys!" "And..." "Sorry, I need my notes." "They say that everyone is odd." "It's true..." "But I'm the odd man among odd men." "Mother, you were right after all." "I really am the odd man out." "And I'm going to be again." "I've tried everything to change, and to put things back the way they were." "But that won't work now." "Mother... guys..." "Balázs." "I've realised I like women!" "To be more precise, one woman!" "I'm sorry to disappoint you." "Why are you here?" "I..." "I want to talk to Linda." "She doesn't want to talk to you." "We saw it on the TV." "Another step and I'll punch you, you bastard!" "Don't you understand that she never wants to see you again?" "You're such an evil liar!" "Erik Vendor is heterosexual!" "He announced it today at the Gay League's annual conference." "We can't believe it!" "It's impossible." "A gay guy could never go straight." "I'm disappointed." "Gay or straight... it makes no difference." "I like Erik just as he is." "His life was a lie!" "He's done so much harm!" "If it hadn't been for them..." "I wouldn't be here..." "I mean..." "Erik and Balázs." "What's going to happen to Balázs?" "Balázs will get over it." " That's not what I said." " What?" "I didn't say you'd always be the odd man out..." "I said you'd never fit in." " Son..." " Mum, I've got to go." "Take care!" "You?" "I was waiting for you." " Your dad?" " He's on riot duty." "I heard you fell in love with a woman." "You know you're very uncool, don't you?" " Poor Uncle Clamp!" " Thanks for your help!" "What about the woman?" "She dumped me." "How much do you love her?" "Do you feel lightning go through you when you see her?" "'..." "Lightning!" "'" "'I'd only feel unsure, if an alien ran at me...'" "'E.T.!" "' '... on a horse...'" "'I still call my moped 'Horsey'.' '... threw lightning!" "'" "Thanks." "We're dosed!" "Do you know how much I wanted to be happy with Balázs?" "And howl never wanted to see you?" "You can try and stop me with a hundred assistants." "You can run away, but it's no good, because I know summoned you when I mentioned aliens." "I'll follow you wherever you go, because you're my destiny!" "What?" "!" "You're insane!" "After backs leaving, you'll have to look at my face coming towards you." "And who's saying that?" "Erik or Tamás?" "I am." "Okay." "But you..." "And me?" "Me...?" "And... now..." "what happens now?" "I don't understand this." "I love you, don't you see?" "What about your... boyfriend?" "It's over." "He's angry with me." " I'm angry, too." " Someone always is." " What time is it?" " 11 o'clock." " When did the inauguration finish?" " 4:30." "4130..." "What took you so long?" " What were you messing about at?" " I thought you wouldn't see me." "You could have bombarded me with phone calls, or climbed up to my balcony!" " On the sixth ﬂoor?" "!" " And the lift?" " I took it." " I don't need excuses!" "Do you know how hard it is to wait...?" "Ms!" "Are you really quitting?" "And now the weather..." "After a chilly start, we'll have sunshine, breezes, and the occasional heavy gust." "No rain is expected." "Julia Bertha in person." "I owed it to her after she got sacked." "Are you...?" "Well..." "That's the end of the show." "Thanks for listening." "ONE YEAR LATER" "I'll get the presents from the bus!"