"You want to see a stampede?" "Watch this." "[BELL DINGING]" "[KIDS YELLING]" "And they call us animals." "[MOTOR PUTTERING]" "Oh, my gosh." "You okay?" "Get me out of here." "Hey." "Gosh, Freddy, what happened?" "He fell into a mouth bigger than his." "[LAUGHING]" "Just where he belongs, huh, Rock?" "Yo!" "I seen litter better than that." "Why don't you watch where you're going?" "should have watched where you were going." "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" "DREAMCHIP:" "I saw that dive, Freddy." "You were adorable." "Huh?" "Oh, yeah." "That was the old fantastic FIintstone flip." "Oh, that's him, Fantastic FIintstone, the life of the party." "well, you're invited to a party tonight for my birthday." "Hey." "Yabba-dabba-doo!" ""Yabba-dabba-doo"?" "Uh, well, he couldn't have fallen on his face without me." "Ha, ha!" "You're adorable too, Barney." "If you could come to my party, it'd be marvedoo." "Marvedoo?" "I'm getting out of here before I get sickydoo." "And how about you girls?" "You're both invited." "Why not?" "I'd love to see a real live mansion." "I've never even seen a dead one." "[BOTH GIGGLE]" "Miss Dreamchip, say goodbye to your playmates." "Time to go home to a more sanitary life." "Oh, Cragmire, my friends will be coming to my birthday party tonight." "fortunately, my dear, that is out of the question." "Oh, Cragmire." "Ha, ha!" "He's got such an adorable sense of humor." "You're very kind, miss but your parents are out of town and gave strict orders no one is to be permitted near their priceless valuables." "But it's my birthday." "It's just my friends." "That's precisely who they had in mind." "Come along." "Oh, well, birthdays are a bother, anyway." "That must be why Mommy always ignores hers." "I'm sorry, but the birthday party has been called off." "Wow!" "No birthday." "Boy, can you imagine being so rich you don't even need one?" "There's no such thing as being that rich." "Every kid should have a birthday party, even Dreamchip." "well, we were invited to Dreamchip's party and as far as I'm concerned, she's gonna have one." "BARNEY:" "I don't know, Freddy." "Craggy old Cragmire will never let us get away with it." "You're not listening." "We sneak her out and give her the party somewhere else." "It's not only Cragmire." "We can't just walk into Gemstone mansion." "It must have an alarm system." "I know all about that." "Guess whose father put it in?" "Don't tell me about any alarm system." "Okay, I won't." "[BEEPING]" "[BOTH GIGGLING]" "Guess the only way I'II ever see the Gemstone mansion is if Dreamchip brings in pictures." "You'II see it and you'II see it in person." "follow me." "behold." "The plans for the Gemstone alarm system." "[BLOWS]" "With these, we get in and out before you can say, "Happy birthday, Dreamchip."" "Are you with me?" "Sure." "I'm standing right here under all this dust." "These are the plans, all right." "There sure are a Iot of alarms." "alarm here, alarm there." "Gee, that's really alarming." "[GUFFAWS]" "Forget these plans." "We got plans of our own to make." "Tonight the Bedrock Commandoes strike, in Operation Dreamchip." "[BARKING]" "No, no." "I'm not Freddy." "I'm me, Barney." "Cut it out, cut it out." "I just came by for some rope, not a bath." "EDNA:" "Ed, you've got to fix this disposal." "clogged up again, huh?" "Just needs a little bicarbonate of soda." "[HICCUPS]" "Thanks, I needed that." "ED:" "Honey, I've got to go to the Gemstone mansion tonight." "EDNA:" "Oh, how come?" "ED:" "I put in a new alarm system to update the old one." "A new alarm system?" "ED:" "With the Gemstones out of town I thought I'd better activate the new system right away." "Right away." "Boy, I gotta tell Freddy right away." "[BARKING]" "Commander Freddy, we got a problem." "What is it, private?" "Your dad added a new alarm system to the old one." "Barney, don't make jokes with your commander." "I just heard him." "He told your mom." "He's gonna turn on the new system tonight." "Oh, boy." "Dig this idea." "Nate and I will keep your father busy until you get Dreamchip out of the house." "How long you figure we gotta stall him, commander?" "As long as it takes for us to get her out of there." "Now, everybody synchronize moon-diaIs and Operation Dreamchip begins right now." "BARNEY:" "Boy, if you ask me, we'II never make it like this." "BETTY:" "If we do, Dreamchip's birthday will be over." "FREDDY:" "You're in training, soldier." "will you people stop your bellyaching?" "But that's the part that hurts." "I heard an army travels on its stomach, but this is ridiculous." "AII right, all right, on your feet." "double time to the mansion." "Hup, hup, hup!" "[SNARLING]" "Back off, chowhound." "You had your dinner." "[BARKING]" "ROCKY:" "well, well, what have we here?" "Wonder where those twiggy twerps are going." "I bet they're going to that Dreamchip's birthday party." "I Iove parties." "Me too." "especially ones I'm not invited to." "Fixing this TV should stall Mr. FIintstone for at Ieast a half hour." "He'II never guess you had your brontosaurus sit on it." "well, what's the problem, boys?" "Uh, the TV." "We need it fixed right away, Mr. FIintstone." "Wanna watch wrestling, huh?" "No, the business week in review." "Whatever turns you on." "Oh, heh, heh, this is a mess." "Looks like a brontosaurus sat on it." "It'II probably take a Iong time to fix it, huh, Mr. FIintstone?" "No." "AII it needs is a new set of rabbit ears." "There, it's as good as new." "Heh, thanks, Mr. FIintstone." "See you later, boys." "PHILO:" "Wow, that man is fast." "NATE:" "And we gotta be fast enough to stop him or Operation Dreamchip will turn into Operation Disaster." "AII right, troops, final equipment check." "grappling rope." "Check." "Lantern." "Got it all firefIied up, commander." "Rise and shine, fellas." "Some life, lighting up someone else's life." "And walkie talkies, just in case we get separated." "able, Baker, charlie." "[SQUAWKS]" "able, Baker, charlie." "AII right, equipment checks out, Iet's go." "[SNARLING]" "Not now, you can have them later." "I don't mind telling you, I'm getting a little nervous." "What's to be nervous about with me as your commander?" "I mean, about seeing the inside of the mansion." "Yeah." "I wonder what's going on in there." "CRAGMIRE:" "Happy birthday, Miss Dreamchip." "Thank you, Cragmire." "Now, blow the candle out, take a bite and then it's beddy-bye." "[SNIFFLING AND SOBBING]" "This is where conditioning pays off." "If you're having trouble, I'II give you a hand." "Thanks, commander." "I couldn't have done it without you." "BARNEY:" "What's next, commander?" "Hey." "Who helped you over the wall?" "Nobody." "I opened the gate and walked through." "You what?" "That training really paid off." "You came down much faster than you went up." "Those goody-goodies are up to no good or they wouldn't be sneaking around like that." "Does that mean those goody-goodies are baddy-baddies?" "Whatever." "We're gonna get them into the trouble they're looking for." "[GROWLING]" "Are they baddy-baddy-goody-goodies?" "There's an open window." "And a trellis." "It might make a good ladder." "Window, trellis, ladder...." "Wow, I've got an idea." "Why don't we use the trellis as a ladder and climb up to the window?" "brilliant." "What would we do without our commander?" "[GASPS]" "Freddy FIintstone!" "What are you doing here?" "Commander Freddy FIintstone at your service, ma'am." "[ALL YELL]" "Ha, ha!" "Oh, Freddy, another one of your tricks." "You're so adorable." "WILMA:" "tell adorable it's two hands for beginners." "Happy birthday, Dreamchip." "From all of us." "ALL:" "Yeah!" "Happy birthday!" "You did this for little old me?" "We didn't ask how old you were." "Dreamchip, this is just the beginning." "We're getting you out of here and throwing you a big party." "[SQUEALS]" "I just don't believe this is real!" "Speaking of unreal, I've never seen so many dresses in one place." "I have, in Rocks Fifth Avenue." "Gee, a real rocking horse." "[HORSE WHINNIES]" "A real, real one." "How do I Iook?" "Like a bear stuck in a tree." "[BOTH GIGGLE]" "Come on, troops, fall in." "We gotta get out of here." "We may not be able to." "Why not?" "It was a cinch getting in." "Look." "The alarm system goes on at exactly 8." "BARNEY:" "My gosh!" "BETTY  WILMA:" "Oh, no!" "Who's worried?" "We got the plans to the alarm system, don't we, Barney?" "The plans, Barney." "Gee, Freddy, you said to forget the plans." "Since when did you start listening to me?" "[KNOCKING]" "CRAGMIRE:" "Miss Dreamchip, do I hear voices in there?" "Uh, it's all right, Cragmire." "I must have been talking in my sleep." "CRAGMIRE:" "Very well." "Nighty-night." "Whew!" "This may be tougher than we thought." "Yeah, and if we aren't careful, we'II be celebrating two events." "Dreamchip's birthday and our trip to jail." "well, we can't climb out the window." "We can't even step out of the room without the alarms going off." "well, I remember there's an alarm bell somewhere in the hallway." "And I remember alarms on the stairs." "And I remember the main alarm switch is near the front door." "What about you, Barney?" "Uh, what about me, Freddy?" "Did you remember anything?" "I remembered to bring a sandwich." "And next time I'II remember to leave you home." "Listen, if Nate and philo can hold off Mr. FIintstone and his new alarm system we stand a chance." "Now, you listen." "As commander of this operation, I'II tell you whether we stand a chance." "We stand a chance." "NATE:" "This is some shortcut." "Groovy, huh?" "We should catch up to Mr. FIintstone soon." "Sooner than they think." "Boys, where'd you come from?" "Mr. FIintstone, are we glad to see you." "What is it?" "The television go bad again?" "Oh, no, sir, it's another emergency." "PHILO:" "My dad's having a pinball tournament at the police station, and this machine's had it." "well, we all want to stay on the good side of the Iaw, don't we, boys?" "[CHUCKLING]" "Yes, sir, yes, sir." "Hm." "This doesn't need repair, it needs major surgery." "Great." "I" " I mean, too bad." "Oh, so I guess it'II take hours and hours to repair it." "It would, but this is your lucky night." "You can borrow this one for the night." "Bring yours in tomorrow." "Thanks a Iot, Mr. FIintstone." "Nothing's too good for friends of my Freddy." "Oh, boy, we got trouble." "PHILO:" "We better report to the commander, quick." "Nate to commander, come in." "Commander Freddy here." "I can't hear you, there's too much static." "Bwak!" "Give me a break, huh?" "Commander, commander, lost your dad." "Do you read me?" "Lost your dad." "Lost your dad." "Oh, boy, my dad's on his way." "That's it." "It's go for broke." "follow me." "Wait a minute." "What now?" "I want to finish my sandwich in case we don't make it." "will you come on?" "Now, listen and listen good." "Everybody be quiet." "We don't want Cragmire to hear us." "First, we better shut off the upstairs alarm bell." "Uh, if that's okay with you, commander." "luckily, it is, private." "What kind of clock is that?" "It's a grandfather clock." "Grandfather?" "You're kidding." "BOTH:" "What do we look like, spring chickens?" "There it is." "The upstairs alarm bell." "Go turn it off, Barney." "Yes, sir, commander, sir." "Now that we're in trouble, he's saluting." "Just do it." "Watch out, there may be an alarm on the floor." "FREDDY:" "Barney, be careful." "Ah!" "Gee, thanks, Freddy." "FREDDY:" "Don't break the banister." "You're right, Freddy." "We gotta respect private property." "FREDDY:" "will you forget the bows?" "You'II be taking them in the slammer if you don't move it." "The alarm bell." "You see, I told you it wouId be easy." "Just leave it to me." "Wait." "It seems to me there's something around here." "Yipes!" "Yeah, I think Freddy found it." "It's Cragmire!" "Hide!" "Move it, soldiers." "We gotta get out of here before my dad turns on the new alarm system." "well, it's better than being a purse and a pair of shoes." "Wait, there's something I remember." "That was it." "Those claws shoot out when you step on certain stairs." "That's odd." "That's right." "That's right?" "That's odd." "Wait a minute, wait a minute." "What's right?" "What's odd?" "What's odd?" "What's odd is what's right." "I mean, the stairs that are odd have the alarms." "That's odd." "No, you don't." "Not again." "I wonder what this is for." "Don't touch it!" "It's a moving stairway." "Eh, where'd it move from?" "What do you think they're doing in there?" "Something goody-goodies shouIdn't be doing." "Yeah, you don't usually go to a party climbing over a fence." "Right, you go under a fence." "[GIBBERING]" "ROCKY:" "It's our duty as upright citizens to inform the owners that the do-goodies are really do-baddies." "FREDDY:" "well, so far so good." "Now, as I remember, the main alarm switch is in that closet but the floor is wired with alarms too." "Boy, this is a strange place to have a bathtub." "Barney, that's a water fountain." "It belonged to Leonrocko di Vinci." "My father said it was a steal." "Boy, that's really mean, stealing a guy's bathtub." "will you be quiet?" "I'm thinking." "How do we cross the floor without touching it?" "That's easy, fly across." "only a birdbrain would say that." "Wait a minute." "That's it, birdbrain." "You figured it out." "Thanks, commander." "What did I figure out?" "Watch that hat rack." "There, that's real tight and secure." "Now, Private rubble." "Don't worry, I'm still watching the hat rack." "It hasn't moved." "well, stop watching and start walking." "On that rope, to the closet and then turn the alarm off." "I can't do that, Freddy." "Heights make me dizzy." "It's only 3 feet high." "Yeah, that's where I get dizzy, at 3 feet." "It's in my brain." "We don't have time for a brain transplant." "There must be some other way." "It's up to you, commander." "Me?" "Of course." "Who else is so heroic and brave?" "shall I make a list?" "Don't bother." "I'm going." "Freddy, you all right?" "Mission accomplished." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "Someone's coming." "NATE:" "Barney, is that you?" "That's what I call cool." "Taking a bath in the middle of a mission." "As long as I'm here, you got any soap?" "How did you guys get in here?" "Through the doggy door." "We came by one of philo's shortcuts." "To make sure you knew your dad was on his way." "No problem, all we have to do is walk through the front door before dad turns on the new alarm." "Now we got a problem." "Nobody touch that door." "Get ready to crash the party." "[ALARM RINGING]" "Boy, Rock, you sure know how to crash a party." "[ALL YELLING]" "[HORN BLARING]" "[DRUMS BEATING]" "[HOWLING]" "Squawk!" "Attention." "Attention, all cars." "A five in progress at the Gemstone mansion." "[BIRD IMITATING SIREN]" "[CAT IMITATING SIREN]" "Honest, Officer Quartz." "We only wanted to take Dreamchip out for a birthday party." "It's true, Dad." "ALL:" "It's true." "Isn't he adorable?" "Gee, even the Air Force is here." "No, it's Mommy and Daddy." "Uh-oh!" "Guess the party's gonna be in jail." "What's going on, officer?" "well, um...." "There's a good explanation, Mr. Gemstone." "You see, Daddy, since you and Mommy weren't going to give me a birthday party this adorable boy" "That's me." "We were gonna take her out and give her one ourselves." "Oh, darling." "We planned to give you a party tonight ourselves, as a surprise." "It was our big secret." "Cragmire knew about it." "Ha, ha, ha." "For a minute I was afraid I was gonna have to book you kids for breaking and entering." "No, I've got a better idea, officer." "How about making that entering and enjoying?" "You're all invited to the surprise party." "Oh!" "That's the best party I couId ever have." "[ALL CHEERING]" "I've never been to a party I've been invited to." "Say, old Craggy, you sure know how to keep a secret." "Isn't he adorable?" "Thank you, miss." "This is the most marvy night of my entire life." "And I owe it all to you." "Yabba-dabba-doo!"