"[Humming]" "Mm?" "Huh?" "That's right, snowcone guy." "Just follow the orange line." "You too, Misters pretzel and hot dog." "It's all coming together." "Rico, where's my boom-boom shrub?" "They call it a crime against nature." "Three snack foods exploding into one unholy treat!" "Hot sno-zels!" "Oh, it sounds inexplicably delicious." "Kowalski, talk to me, baby." "All clear, Skipper." "We are a go for..." "[Shrieking incoherently]" "Operation compromised." "Man down!" "All: my cart!" "Kowalski!" "He's been frozen!" "Shield your gaze, private." "Some mad man has finally cracked.." " The Medusa Code!" " No, Skipper." "It's Invexpo." "Is that something naughty then?" "The Invention Expo." "Annual showcase for the world's greatest scientific creations." "And it's in Manhattan this year." "I missed hot sno-zels for some slide-ruling nerdfest?" "All the brightest minds of gizmo-gineering and doo-daddery will be there." "And you can tell I'm excited because my voice is getting higher and higher to the point of.." "[Glass shattering] [car alarms blaring]" "Can we go?" "Where is this geek-stravaganza?" "The exact location appears to be blocked by that curled up billboard section." "But that's no problem for science!" "I call it..." "The extend-o-grab." "Oh, how handy." "[Sighs]" "And thus we reveal Invexpo is..." "Right here!" "In Central Park?" "Yes!" "I am the luckiest penguin in the worl..." "Ow." "There." "Good as new." "Except for the painful fractures in both legs." "I recommend keeping him confined to the children's zoo nursery until the cast comes off." "Nothing speeds healing like a quiet, gentle, and sanitary environment." "Whatever." "Here we go, little fella." "Some mobility for you." "Don't worry." "You'll have 30 days in here to get used to it." "Pfft, turn your back and I'll be out at invexpo in 30 seconds." "Lights out at 9:30." "[Sighs] 86 that slump, soldier." "We're busting you out of this junior jug joint." "Ow!" "It..." "Hurts... my..." "face..." "Do you think we're not pulling hard enough?" "Ow!" "What?" "Sorry, compadre." "Looks like it's a month in the pastel hoosegow." "30 Days of sunny colors and bunny murals?" "Lucky!" "Wrong, private!" "30 days in the hole does things to a prisoner." "The mind cracks." "Madness creeps in." "Filling the brain with horrible thoughts and images." "You realize this is the worst pep talk you've ever given?" "Just stay focused and try not to think about any delightful activities you might be missing." "It's science time!" "♪ Invexpo ♪" "[Whimpers]" "Steady." "We're gonna help you through this whatever it takes." "I know!" "We could go to the science fair and give Kowalski a smashing report." "[Groaning]" "[Whines]" "Fine." "If it'll keep you sane," "I'll slog through this pencil-necked clambake." " Let's roll." " Whoo-hoo!" "You can do this, Kowalski." "If Skipper is willing to endure that kind of torment," "Then surely I can..." " Whoo-hoo!" "Wheeee!" " I was wrong!" "It's great!" "[Yelling angrily]" "No, no, I'm a stone-cold genius." "I don't need Invexpo to fight off the stir-crazies." "My own brain will keep me entertained." "Do you have any threes?" "No." "Come on." "[Growls]" "[Clock ticking]" "Be careful, commodore zfluffington." "I think the east wall bunnies are plotting a violent uprising." "This is where they keep all the cute baby animals." "Where are the babies?" "[Snarls]" "[Screaming]" "Kowalski?" "Are you... okay?" "Oh, I'm fine." "Who needs Invexpo?" "I made my own invention!" " See?" " Um, what does it do?" "Well, why don't we plug it into your head and find out?" "Hmm?" "Um..." "[Screams]" "Come back, Private, I'm not nuts!" "I'm just... seeing..." "little green men" "Beaming down from the sky." "Wait a minute, is that really happening" "Or is it just a mad man's hallucination?" "What do you think, commodore?" "It's... real?" "[Gasps] A space squid!" "Must... save... planet!" "Curse this baby-proof prison." "The rest of the team..." "surely they will notice?" "[Whooping]" "Oh, and Kowalski is gone bonkers." "Yep, called that one." "Somebody!" "Anybody!" "Marlene!" "Over here." "Ow!" "What the...?" "Kowalski?" "[Yells]" "What..." "What the..." "What's that?" "Space squid." "And I can only assume it's here for Invexpo." "Invexpo is like an earth technology buffet." "Who knows what kind of world-conquering devices he's liable to pilfer from there?" "Okay, but then why is he landing in your habitat?" "Well, I don't know why..." "habita... habita... ha... what!" "[Speaking alien language]" "The extend-o-grab?" "Why would..." "[Speaking alien language]" "Of course." "Space squids are dangerous enough with nothing but tentacles." "If they master hand-finger technology, they'll be unstoppable!" " That's awful!" " And awfully flattering." "All the greatest gizmos in the world and the squids want mine?" "I heart you too, evil alien armada." "And, of course, they must be stopped." "Skipper lives for this, right?" "Brakes, Rico, brakes!" "Otherwise occupied." "But you're trapped in the nursery." "I mean, who else could even tr..." "Uh." "Oh, boy." "[Speaking alien language]" "Come on, Marlene." "Just like we planned it." "Grab that tractor-beam platform," "Stop the space squid." "Yes!" "Now get it out of there before..." "Look out behind you!" "Yeah, I know, how super-spy awesome am I, right?" "Oh, the disc," "The disc, the..." "He's going to escape!" "Ha ha!" "Eat salt, squiddy!" "Melt your ugly face, squid-guy..." "Who's... not..." "melting." "That would be slugs." "Salt melts slugs." "[Speaking alien language]" "No!" "Over here!" "I'm the inventor!" "Kowalski, help!" "Let her go, you slimy hyper-grown galactic seafood!" "The bunny said it." "All right, so that's how it's going down, huh?" "Yes, laugh away." "I may only have half my body," "But I still have all of my brain." "Come on, slimy!" "Yes, I'd have to be crazy to take you on mano-a-mano." "I'm plum loco." "Dang." "Kowalski!" "It's okay, Marlene." "I've got backup." "Commodore Fluffington," "Why do you do nothing?" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Uuh!" "Yes, Marlene!" "Poke him." "Poke him mercilessly!" "[Grunting angrily]" "[Yelling in alien language]" "Aw yeah, it's an earth party, my friend." "And you're not invited!" "Oh, who's giant exposed brain didn't see that coming, huh?" "Genius wins again, baby!" "[Shouting]" "Well, look who flew the coop." "How's the insanity going then?" "Right as rain, private." "It turns out I don't need to see Invexpo." "I have already witnessed the greatest invention" "This world has to offer."