"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?" "Omnibus movie of "Inex Film" and Art University in Belgrade" "AMSTERDAM (First story)" "TIE OBLIGATE (Second story)" "ABSOLUTE HEARING (Third story)" "AMSTERDAM" "Ljuba..." "Dude, you're dumb as much as you're weigh." "You think Violeta only waits for you to drop by for a coffee tomorrow?" "Srðan is her closest neighbour." ""I feed you, while the other guy consume you. "" "The other one is banging!" "You just pull my leg." "Hey, give me a cigar." "Give me fork if you already gave me shit." "Violeta, my old flame." "Kiss me, my love." "I don't give a fuck about Violeta and Srðan too." "I go to the army anyway." "Until I'll be free." "You think that in Kumanovo army goes home?" "Like that." "When they want, eh..." "Will you come to visit our friend?" ""When you feelin' hot, and you want to refresh, you drink what's the most good," "you must know:" "that's Coca Cola!"" "Mata..." " Yes?" "Nothing, I'm just counting faggots." "Ljuba!" "Yes, please?" "Screw you with ease." "Ljuba!" "TIRE REPAIRING" "Hello?" "Good evening." "Tabaèki apartment?" "Can I get Mira?" "Hi there." "Jovke is here." "We met at the birtday party." "Do you remember?" "Yes." "I thought if we could see each other tonight." "OK." "I'll call you tomorrow, then." "Yes..." "Bye." "What's up, Big Nose!" "?" "Why do you bang like that?" "Did your father bought you this!" "?" "Neither your father bought to you." "But steals from the company." " Why you shit like that?" "With what we'll go out tomorrow night?" " With Beetle." "If start to work." "When will you two go for that body?" "You know what..." "If you'd ask your dad to give us truck, to carry the body here..." "I can't, fuck, you know him." "He wouldn't give me." "OK." "Ljuba said he's at Violetas place." "He called us there too." "Huh?" "I don't know." "I work tomorrow at Djoka." "You begun like before." "When you think to stop hangin' with old mates?" "You'll lose job." "Just think about Mr. Djoka and what he done for you." "Take this pyjama to your father." "Sit and talk with him for awhile." "He'll be quiet, and you talk." " Spill this water." "One needs to leave this shit as soon is possible." "Just look these people, like someone just took crap in front of their houses." "Nobody's smiling." "In Amsterdam no one is serious." "Everyone are smiling." "Negros plays basketball in the street." "Chicks wherever you go, sex and museum." "Be here and watch the newsstand." "Hi, pop." "Why do you sit in the dark?" "Why don't you raise the shutter?" "How was it yesterday outside?" "Nurse told me that you went out." "Nice day, heaven for old people." "You want to pass you something?" "You want apple?" "A comb?" "Why d'you need comb?" "I won't bother you." "Mom sends greetings." "Do you know that Japanese made TV set who turns on with single look?" "Fuck it." " Are you kiddin'?" "Why would I?" "Like, you look at it, and it turns on?" "Yeah, and when you're blinking, you change the channels, right?" "Right, and when you want to turn it off, just close your eyes." "You know what..." "Pull my Johnston." "Give me one." "Give me fork when you gave me shit." "Here." "What do you think, will this shit start tomorrow?" "If does not, body on our back and straight to the city." "Or to hitch you." "Ljuba..." "What?" "Nothing, mine is calling Ljuba too." "Hey, baybe!" ""Give me pussy"" ""When nice brot pass by the promenade... "" ""I was born in Bulgaria, and Bulgarian I am.. "" "Hold it!" "Do you know that old one of ours:" ""Oh, infantry, infantry... "" "Can't you find some better one?" "Where we're going to?" "All bars are full." "Now, this is flying saucer." "Mata, my friend, this is life." " What life, this is paradise!" "Leave Mira." "Look what's real woman." "Hot as hell." "Come to me, my darling." "Wait, wait." "Stop." "Silence!" "Now, play that our song "Girl from Vranje"." "Sit." "Ljuba!" "Why would I leave Mira?" "Leave Mira, look this treasure here." "Hundred devils are behind Miras face." "Hello?" "Hello!" "?" "Tabaèki apartment?" "Good evening." "Can I get Mira!" "?" "Hi there." "Jovke is here." "Jovke!" "Mira..." "I wanted to tell you that..." "No, I'm with some friends in "Manjež"." "In "Manjež"!" "Yeah." "I thought if you can..." "OK." "I'll..." "I'll call you tomorrow!" "Bye." "Ljuba!" "Tomorrow we'll be rich!" "Just Beetle needs to start." "Come on." "Easy, leave the pedal." "Fucking wreck." "Ljuba, what we're gonna do?" "Dad's going to the village." "Take the truck." "But give it back until 8, don't trick me." "This one is best." "How much?" "Do you have driving licence, so I could check by registration?" "How should I know if you buy body to resell it?" "Besides that, this body is reserved." "Ljuba, give me one cigar." "This is good shit." "We'll take at least 150 millions." "What!" "?" "200." "Good evening." "Tabaèki apartment?" "Hi there." "Jovke." "Huh..." "Are we gonna see each other finally?" "I'm not pushing." "OK." "A car?" "I have car." "Yes." "We'll figure out something." "I'll wait you in front of your building." "With car." "Bye." "Hi." "Where is your car?" "Just behind the corner." "Are we gonna be quiet all the time?" "No." "Do you know some joke?" "I'm not so good with telling jokes." "You won't laugh." "Let's spend some time until we come to Athens." "You parked there, right?" "No, I parked it closer to Thessaloniki." "Do you have car at all?" "I have, they're behind the corner, I just couldn't park in your street." "I have big car." "What is it?" "Cadillac?" "How I'm gonna recognize it?" "Then, tell me that joke at least." "You asked for it." "I know this one..." "Nothing special." "There was three piglets." "They lived in a house with their mother." "She said, like "I'm going now to the grocery," ""and you don't open the door to nobody, only if he says password. "" ""The one who say the password, you can let him in. "" "And, huh..." ""Password is - Suck my tit. "" "And..." "Wolf saw when mother left the house, he comes and knock on the door." "Piglets start to shout:" ""The password!"" "Wolf says: "Fuck, I'll must to turn up the password. "" "Where did you find this thing?" "It's from Mata." "You thought to drive me in this?" "Don't be afraid, I did already." "Mata had give me." "When Mata buy a car, then we'll go out." "Hello." "Hello, pop." "Why don't you say hello to me?" "Listen, pop..." "I don't know what bursted inside you." "But I can't live like this anymore." "Someone stole my car body today." "I'm gonna jugulate someone with my own teeth." "I swear in my mother." "Do you hear me?" "They stole our car body." "Dad." "I've got enough of all!" "You're not mad, you just pretend." "Hey, I'm going in the army." "I want we get waste together." "Wolf hides in the bush." "He goes: "I'll must to figure out the password. "" "Mother returns home, the wolf looks what's happening," "Mother knocks on the door:" ""Children, it's me, your mother. "" ""I know the password." " Say it. "" ""Suck my Tit. " Children opens te door and let mother in." "Wolf says:" ""Now I'm gonna go in. "" "Mother left house again, wolf goes out from the bushes and say: "Children, it's me, your mother!"" ""No, you're not our mother. "" ""You're the wolf. "" ""I'm not, I know the password." " Say it. "" ""Suck my Tit. "" ""Suck our balls, we get peephole. "" "What's this?" "Fucking shit!" "COME ON!" "Push it now..." "What is this?" "What are you smiling there?" "Why do you look like that, for God's sake?" "You think that whole convoy has to stop because of you?" "Push that!" "Harder!" "To whom this country can rely on if you three can't move single truck?" "TIE OBLIGATE" "Director" "Starring" "Why I get two?" "Give me cigar." "Good day." " How's going, boy?" "Good, eh?" "How are you?" " Very good." "Where is mom?" " In the kitchen." "What have you been doing today?" " We unloaded some books." "What are you gonna do tomorrow?" " Tomorrow I load books." "I call new tender for a waiter in monday." "Why don't you try?" "Now when you left the college, at least find some steady job." "Eat that, come on." "That's much better than searching for new job every job." "Maybe you'll someday continue with the school, who knows." "We'll see about it." "Give me the key." "The key." "Bye." "These books kills me." "It's good paid, but they wants to bury me." "We could find something easier, huh?" "I'll maybe start to work at my mothers place." "As a waiter." "Ma, right?" "I didn't knew you're pulling connections." " Some connection." "Oh, they would accept you anyway." "You're talented." "You know to steal, eh?" "Check this out." "Babe, you can have me anytime." "Do you want my phone number?" "And what now?" "Let's go like American negros." "You take first." "Good, eh?" "Want some?" "Maja!" "Maja, you can have me anytime." "Watch this." "Hi." "I'm Kraut." "How groce." "Do we met before?" " I doubt." "Where do you lunch?" " What?" "Where do you lunch?" " Where I lunch?" "Yes." "At my home." " You see, we met there." "I also lunch at home." "Zlata, let's go." "I'm not dare to ask what happened." " Better you don't." "I wouldn't direct her with my remote controller, really." "No, really, what happened?" "Vlada, let me ask you something." " Say." "When you hear that someone has nickname 'Kraut', is that sound groce, huh?" "It sounds, I can't lie you." " Seriously?" "But it fits you." "It gives you charm, and originality..." "I've had always envy you..." "Now you'll see what is joke." "Wait." "I take you tomorrow to Majas birthday." "Seriously?" " Yes." "He almost get beating'." "Come, Ari!" "Ari!" "Thank you." " Where have you goin', huh?" "Good boy." "It's strange." " What?" "He hardly allows someone to cuddle him." "Are you from the blocks?" " I live there, in that building." "What you doin' here by yourself?" "Did your girlfriend left you?" "I have no girlfriend." "What about you?" "I have no girlfriend either." "I mean, what you doin' here?" "I'm not alone, as you see." "Come on." "Wanna go with us?" "OK." "How's your name?" " Neša." "I am Dragana." "Milja..." "You want to employ your kid here?" "Neša." "It's this job tender of ours, so I thought..." "Let he come in monday." "We'll see what he can." "Thanks, boss." "It's nothing." "One more paid in the house will be welcome." "Bye." "Neša, is that you?" " I am." "Sleep." "Neša!" "Boss told me today that you come in monday to agree about job." "Have you decided yet?" " I think I am." "Sleep, mom." "Hi there." "Hello." " Wait." "Can we come in, or we gonna stand here like an idiots?" "It can't without a tie, and as far as I remember..." "What tie?" "Let's say, like this one." "What he's talking about, what tie?" "Call Maja, please." "I'm really sorry, guys..." " Listen, dude, we're sorry too." "We need to see Maja, you know." "Forget this thing about ties and let us in." "Who are you?" "I am Majas boyfriend and these are her lovers." "Get lost, Kraut." "I am Majas ex boyfriend and these are two friends of mine." "I am Majas current boyfriend and now I won't let you even with this kind of tie." "Is that clear?" "Clear?" "I don't give a fuck about Maja and her birthday too." "I wanna get drunk tonight like an animal!" "With what you're gonna get drunk since we have no more booze?" "Drugstores doesn't work, and even if they do, we have no money." "Fuck it, we've bought that flowers." "Oh, my Kraut..." "You have no money, no girlfriend..." "You have no tie, you can't get drunk." "Why do I need life like this?" "Man, they don't let me in the birthday, like I'm negro!" "Say, waiter, you think about something?" "I'm going to job conversation tomorrow." "Waiter!" "Bring here two beers, come on!" "Come on, waiter, what are you waiting for?" "Quick, pal, come on!" "If you're some man as you're not, you would take us to "Brions", drunk us, to have fun as a humans." "Huh?" ""Brions" are closed more than 2 hours." "So what?" "There is key." "What's up, baybe, you're scared, eh?" "Neša, is that you?" "It's me." " Don't be late tomorrow." "I won't, don't worry." "Sleep." "Turn on the light." "Mothers eye, you're the real man." "You cried me up, I'm cowed all over." "Now you'll see how Mothers eye is going to drunk you." "What boys drinks?" "And sweaty as well!" "Check this out." "Open ours too." "As from tomorrow, I am the boss." " Long live the boss!" "Look at me, my honey!" "What chicks drinks?" "Brewskie for me." "Juice for the brot." " Coming." "Are you working?" "What do you want?" " Are you working?" "We do." "Come on in." "Waiter!" "Just to serve the customers." "He's crazy." " What are you drinking?" "Beer!" " Two beers, then." "Coming." "Come here." "Guys, let's get something straight:" "Non-employees are not allowed here." "Where are you goin' to?" "Where?" "To serve the customers." "For money?" " No." "For free." "What's up, Mothers eye, you're frightened?" "Do you know what I'm gonna buy with that money?" "A tie?" "An used Fiat." "Then I'm gonna drive myself to the Sava bridge, and then to jump into the river..." "And then I'm gonna drown myself." "Kraut, your plan is perfect, but you've finished for tonight." "Kraut...!" "Neša, tell those two that bar is closed." "You're playin' some badass, eh?" " You are drunk, we won't argue." "Vlada!" "Waiter!" " Coming!" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Your I.D.'s, immediately." "Quick!" "And you, what are you looking at?" "Your I.D." "Excuse me, are you some badass here?" "You think, if you have this tie..." " Put your hands down, motherfucker..." "Waiter!" "What, what you're staring at?" "Is there something interesting?" "I'll do it myself." "You be good." "Guys!" "After your break, come to my office to agree." "What he wants now?" "Hey, listen..." "I go for that water canisters." " What canisters?" "Those on the tugboat." "If someone look for me, say that you don't know." "Where went this pinhead?" "He went for water canisters." "There is no gas in the tank." "It will stop in the middle of the river." "Yes, it will start my ass." "Kraut!" "Kraut!" "You have no gas, row!" "Boss, what wanted these cops who were here?" "We play football match on saturday with FC "Policeman", so they came to make arrangements." "So, they won't arrest anyone?" " They will, if we score three times." "And after?" " And just when we thought he drown himself or discharged into the Black Sea, there was our Kraut..." "Where?" "He hooked up on the bridge pole and stood like that for a whole night." "What about you?" "What more are you doin'?" "Me?" "Nothing." "I unload some books at the moment." "Just that?" " No exactly, sometimes I load them in." "Besides that, I'm not married, I've got mom who works as a cooker in some lousy bar," "I've got no dad, no money, and I've got no some awesome plan for future." "Kraut thinks for all of us." "He's full of plans." "I would glad to meet this Kraut of yours." "He's a bit weird guy." "He would ask you right away: "What are you doin' tonight?"" "I think I'm free tonight." "Please?" "I said, practically nothing." "I have no plans for tonight." "ABSOLUTE HEARING" "Director" "Starring" ""I sat by the sewing machine," ""officers asked me whose I am," ""Don't ask me, officers, whose I am," ""take me to your home, I am yours. "" "You want me to pine away because of your graduation work?" "Don't, Nemanja." "You scatter my concentration." "At saturday we'll scatter it together." "My folks are going to aunt in Paracin." "Really?" " Two days." "How come now, when I prepare an exam?" "What are you doin'?" "I don't do." "I'm trying." "What are you tryin'?" "I try to do something for your beauty." "What beauty?" "Beautiful beauty." "I don't get it." "You'll see." "We said only five minutes." "OK." " Bye." "Wait!" "I still don't get it!" "What's up now?" "How what?" "Your dad is trying to sleep." "He worked whole day." "You're sewing' something?" "Yes." " To yourself?" "Yes." "Why didn't you tell us 10 years ago you want to be taylor, so that we know?" "Wherefrom you this?" " Since you graduated you didn't do nothing." "Either you going out to cinema, or you hanging with that girl, or this what you found now." "I go to cinema when I can, I sit with that girl when I have place, and I'm sewing'." "This is for you?" "I just wanted to tell you that I saw two interesting ads." "OK, they're not really for graduated panthologist..." "Paleonthologist." "If there is any benefit from this, I would learn to say it by now." "Hello?" "Who's there?" "Daca!" "It's me." "I must whisper." "No, I'm not alone." "Where are you?" "Where?" "You get the job?" "How, when you still didn't graduated?" "Hey..." "Sorry I wake you up." "I fell asleep for awhile." "Say, are you goin' at saturday?" " At saturday?" "We do." "You didn't finished yet?" "How, it hasn't?" "No, I'm interested." "Call me by day, OK?" "I can't, I'm whispering now." "Bye!" "I don't understand." " What?" "I don't understand what's with you?" "What's the difference between today and yesterday?" "There is no difference." " So?" "That's the difference." "Don't listen to me, I'm talking nonsense." "What to listen, since you don't talk?" "You talk, then." " What?" "For example, talk about..." "What you doin' all these nights without me?" "Oh, that." "I carouse until early dawn with Gypsy music," "I'm playing russian roulette with dukes for a locker of bullions." "Taking princesses home after balls, cruising Mediterranean..." "No, I'm really interested." "What I'm doin'?" "I read newspapers." "I look photos in the books, I repair my TV," "I play chess with myself." "I became real." "All my matches ends in draw." "Can you go?" " Where?" "I don't know, anywhere." "To get job and leave." "You are serious?" "Yes, seriously." "It depends where." "Why you ask me that?" "Simply, I'm just curious whether you could leave everything and go?" "Everything?" " Yes, everything." "There is so many of it." "But there is anything." "Did you liked the movie?" " What movie?" "This one from recently, with Rocky?" "I don't know, I'll know after Part 11." "Why is that came across your mind?" "And you Nemanja?" "Did you liked the movie?" "Maybe I'm fool, I don't know." "I like that movie." "No, I didn't cut my hair." "Why?" "Is that also in job description?" "Did I told you not to call at night?" "What?" "I'm alone." "My folks are sleeping." "I don't know." "Not yet." "I told you." "Bye." "Bye." "This is it." "What is this?" " Maybe you find out if you open." "Wherefrom you this?" " I sewed it." "You?" " Yes." "For me?" " Yes." "I'd like you to try." "How come you know it?" "I don't know if I do." "Let's try it." "We begun to shy, right?" " No." "I wanna see all at once." "Done." "Not so bad for the first time." "And it's also made for being easy to undress." "Can't you hear how long I've been ringing?" "The pump broke." " Where?" "I'll die on this Trabant." "OK, we heard that already." "And my Olga was so happy that we're gonna come." "Where is soap here?" "Oh, that's you, dear?" "Good day, aunt Milica." "Your shirt get wrinkled." " Don't, please." "So, those two are divorcing again?" " It's just a phase." "Are they don't talk at least?" " Yeah." "Great, finally a bit of silence." "Nataša, you've got gift in a bathtub." ""Gardens here have just flourished." ""Tender board talks with candidates at tuesday." ""I'm president of the board," ""and you're the only candidate." ""Dress up warm." ""By timetable, you're arriving at dawn." ""Dawns are cold here." ""Have a nice trip." ""I will wait you at the station." "Buy me pack of turkish delight." "Nice pack, I need for the woman who gives me injections." "That big one!" "Hi." "Let's go with me to supermarket." "I travel." "To your granny again?" "No, not to grandma." " But?" "I travel." "You do?" "I get job." "You are lying." " I'm not." "They don't make question about graduation exam, they say it's just a formality." "Where is that?" "Vlaško polje." "East Serbia." "They've opened Health center." "And nobody applied?" "Now you say, I'll write, I'll come, I don't go to Africa." "I'll write, I'll come, I don't go to Africa." "I love you very much Nemanja." "But I can't help it." "I love you Nemanja." "But I can't help it." "Love you very much." " Very much." "Anyway, I'll have loads of money now." "And I will pass the exam, I'll buy a car, and there I am, every weekend." "Anyway..." "I don't go to Africa!" "How long will you..." "Want have a breakfast?" "I won't." "What's now?" "Why you won't?" "I'm feeding zebras." "Again!" "Mr. Boško was looking for you." "About rats?" "Yeah, he collected money from the tenants and say that you go and buy poison." "I won't." " How's that?" "I've concluded that rats are kind animals." "You really won't?" " No chance." "What I'm gonna tell Mr. Boško?" "Tell Mr. Boško that he can poison himself, if he's up to poisoning." "Oh, Christ!" ""Quiet lady doctor, I have crazy feeling that my letters doesn't arrive in your isolated area." ""Telephone at the ambulance emiting some alien signals." ""Even if someone pick up the phone, I doubt that he'd speak my language." ""If that has a meaning, condition is regularly, then." ""I wait at the bureau that some woman gets pregnant and go to maternity leave." ""I know fertile days of all of them, but there is no much help." ""Patience betrays me." "Loves you, Nemanja. "" "Did your sister called?" " Not for a long time." "So, she did, at least once." " She did, once." "Mom says she's probably on the terrain, but dad says it's an insolence." "Mom says there aren't many doctors there, so she have much work and not much time." "And dad: "It's all your fault." "She didn't have to go." ""They want to ask you. " Mom says: "I guess she'd call parents first. "" ""I sell 30 meters of iron fence, kneading with double bearing." ""And Sharp's TV without screen. "" " I saw..." ""I have white pigs as well, of champion origin. "" "I travel, mom." "Where?" "This and there." "A bit." "Good afternoon." "I'm looking for..." "I'm from Public Opinion Research Center." "What?" "We're doing polls which TV shows you like to watch, and that sort of stuff." "We hardly catch anything here." "First channel somehow, but the second nohow." "OK..." "Nothing, sorry then." "Say, where are you from?" "From Belgrade?" "Yes." " Why didn't you say so?" "Come on in." "Come in, let's have a drink." "Nostalgia grasps me." "Come on in." "I just have to dress myself." "Wanna drink something?" "No, I wouldn't drink alcohol." "Talk, what's new in Belgrade?" "What's new?" "Chimp from the zoo ran away." " Sammy?" "I heard it on TV." "Hey, come to see the picture." "Look." "Now it's good, considering the way it is sometimes." "Huh?" "Let go this, sit there and talk, talk." "What's new in Belgrade." "What's being wear, where people goes out..." "What's topical nowadays, Amadeus, huh?" "You really hadn't been a long time?" " Nope, bro." "Since march." "I decide, but then I can't be intent to go." "And now my chick came." "Which generation are you?" " '62." "Oh, you're younger." "Which school you've been attending to?" "1st Gymnasium." "1st one?" "I've had there some Maja, you may know her." "Maja..." "She has some stupid last name." "But pretty as an angel." "You know, butt like two tablets." "She was hell of a fucker." "Yo know her guaranteed." "Your age." "You like the younger ones?" "How do you know?" "You said yourself." " I'm not much of a pickie-picker." "I'm sick of these peasant girls." "All are dull, they don't know a shit." "They want, but they don't know." "What about her?" " What?" "Is she a peasant?" " Are you nuts, I'm not taking everyone in my house." "I do it with them strictly in the ambulance." "Overtime work and stuff." "I'm a medic here, but I was never really interested in medicine." "I'm a pianist in my soul." "Man, do you know I have absolute hearing?" "What about her?" " Who?" "She." "She's a doctor, you have to see how she lifted my reputation among these peasants, they adore her." "I've hardly persuaded her to come, she were always demur, like:" ""I didn't graduate yet," "What I'm gonna do in the village"..." "Fuck diploma, in village you need only aspirin and nose drops." "What the peasants know about?" "And what is like..." " What?" "I mean..." "She has calmed down." "She has calmed down?" " Yeah." "You've had to see her in the faculty days, so pride, you couldn't ask her for phone number." "And now she's still?" " Life sets everything to its place." "There is God." "Bro, now I have lust for that nice work, that fine way." "You know that fine work with ass..." "Oh, how she does it..." "How?" "Well, first night she was like..." "Like, she has some guy in Belgrade," "like she didn't understood it that way." "She didn't my ass, she came with skirt this short, silk stockings, heel this big." "And when she cross her legs, you can see the garters." "How come you know?" "Well, fuck it." "I go this and there, that fine work, hand beneath the skirt," "and there: imagine." "What?" "She wear no panties." "You get it?" "She has no panties, and she's not in the mood." "Down there got so wet, it accepted cock in the split second!" "You can imagine!" "I can." "Has teacher moved away?" "He will, until friday." "So, I can bring my stuff at saturday?" " You can." "Thanks very much." "Thanks for the ride, bye." "Bye." "And now at 8:58, we came to another end of our show." "Now goes a song which we'll listen now and who knows how many times again." "After all, don't look through the widow, 'cause there is nothing you don't know already." "Place yourself in your armchairs, turn off the lights, turn the transistors on and let the images come themselves." "'Cause the most beautiful thing is to live between things which doesn't exist." "THE END"