"♪ It's great to be back, back, back, back, back, ♪" "♪ Great to be back, on Broadway. ♪" "♪ Great to be back with the pack ♪" "♪ On top of the stack on Broadway ♪" "♪ Telling the press ♪" "♪ Heat up a mess ♪" "♪ Of those bob bob bob bob bobbles. ♪" "♪ Flock of soc-soc-socko's ♪" "♪ You'll need them for sure ♪" "♪ House lights hit that overture ♪" "♪ Opening night, night, flash, flash, flash ♪" "♪ I'll be a smash on Broadway ♪ [whistles]" "♪ It was a fight fight bash bash ♪" "♪ But I had to crash on Broadway. ♪ [Crash]" "♪ I'm gonna shine when you turn neon ♪" "♪ Like the neon that you see on ♪" "♪ Broadway!" "♪" "[Screech]" "♪ Broadway!" "♪" "♪ Great to be back back back back on Broadway. ♪" "Hee hee, Now, where is that theater?" "Stage door entrance." "eh, I knew it every time." "I am t-the star." "I don't want to." "Ahh!" "Unhand me you roughnecks!" "Call the police." "U-Unhand me I say." "Aah, aah Oof." "Magoo, where have you been?" "Oh my god Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to complain about your stagehands." "A-A bunch of roughnecks Sir." "See here Magoo," "Do you realize we been holding the curtain for half an hour." "In that case my good fellow" "I suggest you stop wasting time and bring it up." "Eee-Eee Ooo." "Places everybody." "[whistles]" "Magoo!" "your costume, you're not in costume!" "Relax my good man" "I've never missed an entrance yet." "♪ I'm gonna shine when you turn neon ♪" "♪ Like the neon that you see on. ♪" "♪ Broadway!" "♪" "♪ Broadway!" "♪" "♪ Great to be back back back back on Broadway. ♪ [women screaming]" "Ahhh!" "Ohhh!" "Ahhh!" "Ha ha." "Yes Sir!" "♪ Broadway!" "♪" "He's made it." "Magoo is on stage." "Everything is going to be... fine." "♪ ♪ Joy to the world, the Lord is come!" "♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ Let earth receive her King. ♪ ♪" "Merry Christmas." "[children] Merry Christmas." "[chuckling] Thirty-five hundred." "Excellent, excellent." "Only thing to be said for the season, people feel obligated to pay their debts." "Heh, heh, heh." "Oh, wouldn't old Jacob Marley have been proud." "Heh, heh, yes." "Thirty-five hundred and twelve." "Money piling up, I love it!" "Ha, ha, hay... [bell rings, door opens, closes]" "Scrooge and Marley's I believe." "Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge or Mr. Marley?" "Mr. Marley has been dead these seven years." "We have no doubt his liberality is well represented by his surviving partner." "At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge, 'tis more than usually desirable we should make some slight provisions for the poor and destitute." "Hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, Sir." "Are there no prisons?" "Plenty of prisons." "And the workhouses, uh, are they, uh, still in operation?" "They are." "Still I wish I could say, they were not." "What shall we put you down for?" "Eh, nothing." "You wish to remain anonymous." "I wish to be left alone!" "I support the establishments I have mentioned, they cost enough, and those who are badly off, eh, must go there." "Many can't go there, and many would rather die." "If they would rather die, they had better do it and decrease the surplus population." "Now I'm very busy, gentlemen." "I BID YOU, GOOD AFTERNOON!" "BE GONE!" "OUT!" "[door closes] [shivering]" "[squeak]" "Dratted busy-bodies." "A man can't get any work done." "Now, well, let's see, where was I?" "Huh, yes, come on... yes." "[clattering coins]" "Oh... hee, hee." "Four thousand and six." "Four thousand and twelve... huh." "♪ Ringle, ringle, coins when they mingle ♪" "♪ Make such a lovely sound. ♪" "♪ Oo guineas and tuppence ♪" "♪ And tuppence and bobs. ♪" "♪ Make my ears tingle ♪" "♪ And keep my heart throbbing. ♪" "♪ Crowns and coppers, ♪" "♪ Little eye-poppers ♪" "♪ Can make my pulses pound. ♪" "♪ Coin in a column ♪" "♪ Can make the es-tab-lish-al ♪" "♪ De-nom-i-na-tion-al ♪" "♪ Or alph-a-bat-i-cal ♪" "Alphabatical, ringle ringle" "♪ when they tingle ♪" "♪ Makes such a-ha lovely ♪" "♪ Sound!" "♪" "Cratchit!" "[Crash]" "You've had you coal for today." "There will be no more." "Begging-begging you pardon, Sir." "I simply thought, Sir, since it is Christmas Eve." "Since it is Christmas Eve." "This would be a disastrous time for you, Cratchit, to find yourself without a position." "Uh-oh, no Sir, yes, Sir you're absolutely right, Sir." "Forgive me, Sir." "If you spend more time tending to your job you wouldn't have time to feel the cold." "Bah!" "Blasted help situation." "He'll be wanting a feather bed and tea service next thing, you know." "Here we go... heeee." "Four thousand and thirty, four thousand and thirty-six," "Ha, [wheezeing] hee, hee." "♪" " Ringle, ringle, coins when they mingle ♪ ♪It's cold. ♪" " ♪ Make such a lovely sound. ♪ - ♪It's cold." "It's frightfully cold. ♪" " ♪ Ah, guineas and tuppence. ♪ - ♪ Please, ♪" " ♪ And tuppence and bob. ♪ - ♪ Please, Mr. Scrooge. ♪" " ♪ Make my ears tingle. ♪ - ♪ Please, ♪" " ♪ And keep my heart throbbing. ♪ - ♪ One piece of coal. ♪" " ♪ Crowns and coppers, ♪ - ♪ Mr. Scrooge, ♪" " ♪ Little eye-poppers ♪ - ♪ It's cold. ♪" " ♪ Can make my pulses pound. ♪ - ♪ So cold, so frightfully cold ♪" "♪ Humbug, it's humbug its giving to charity. ♪" "♪ Orphans are pesky and Christmas a parody. ♪" " ♪ Ringle, ringle, coins when they mingle ♪ - ♪ Please Mister, Please Mister." "Please Mr. Scrooge. ♪" " ♪ Make such a lovely sound. ♪ - ♪ It's cold, it's cold, it's cold. ♪ [lock clicks]" "Cratchit!" "Oh, you called, Sir?" "In the future, Cratchit, I advise you to take less time in answering." "Yes, Sir." "Eh, eh, secure this in the safe." "And, mind you, you be careful." "♪ ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing." "Glory to the new born King. ♪ ♪" " ♪♪ Peace on earth and mercy mild...♪♪" " BE GONE!" "Be gone you miserable little beggars, before I give you something to sing about!" "[ Cup clanks ]" "Ah, don't you understand the King's English?" "[slam]" "Nothing to eat and they sing of Christmas." "Ah-ha bah humbug." "I might as well close shop for the night." "We'll finish tomorrow." "Oh, but, Sir, tomorrow is Christmas Day." "I have a holiday tomorrow." "You'll want all day, I suppose?" "Oh, yes, Sir." "Please, Sir, you see I..." "Never mind!" "It's Christmas." "Or Lord, help us." "Hear, hea, hea." "The whole population is mad!" "Will you stop!" "I'm, I'm quite capable." "Hea, yegh." "Fool." "A..very.." "Merry Christmas to you, Sir." "Christmas!" "Ha!" "Bah!" "Humbug!" "[slam]" "Heh, heh, Merry Christmas." "Out upon Merry Christmas." "If I could work my will every fool who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart." "Bah!" "..." "Humbug!" "[wind howling]" "Mean weather." "It's the worst I can remember." "[door lock clicks]" "Oh!" "Humm." "What have we here?" "Soon take care of this." "Very strange." "Very strange." "Eh, uh, could I need spectacles?" "[thump]" "Oh!" "By heavens." "I-I'm seeing things." "Err, Perhaps I do need spectacles." "No, no, no." "This miserable gruel." "That's no doubt the cause." "Sour, sour, that's what it is." "It's been a tiring day." "Sleep." "Sleep, th-that's what I need." "[wind howling]" "Burr." "Oh, ho, uh, wee." "Beastly wind." "Must have forgotten to lock the cellar door." "[Thump-clank, Thump-clank, Thump-clank...]" "Rats?" "[Thump-clank, Thump-clank Thump-clank...]" "Hear, h-hear, what nonsense is this?" "[Ebeneezer, Ebeneezer Scrooge]" "Yhoo, don't you b-believe in knocking?" "[Would you have unbolted the door to let me enter, Ebeneezer?" "]" "That door was bolted." "Who-who-who are you?" "[In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley.]" "Humbug!" "[You don't believe in me.]" "I do not!" "[Still, you must admit that you see me.]" "You might be nothing more than that, sour gruel I ate at supper." "Eh, he, humbug." "[Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "]" "Ohh, haa, ha!" "Mercy, dreadful apparition." "Why do you trouble me?" "[Do you believe in me or not?" "]" "Yes, yes, yes, I-I believe in you." "I do." "But, why do you walk the earth?" "And, and why are you here?" "[Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "] [rattle, rattle, rattle]" "You are bound with chains." "Tell me why?" "[I wear the chain I forged in life.]" "[rattle]" "[Do you know the weight and the length of the] [strong coil you bear yourself?" "]" "[It is a ponderous chain.]" "[More captive bound and double-lined.]" "[Not to know that no space of regret] [can make amends for one slight opportunity misused.]" "[Yet, such was I.]" "[Look, this is the fate that awaits you.]" "[ Wind howls ]" "Ha-haaaa!" "[I am simply here to warn you] [that you still have a chance of escaping my fate.]" "[You must expect the visits of three more ghosts.]" "I think I'd rather not." "[Expect the first tonight when the bell tolls one.]" "Well, couldn't I take 'em all at once and have it over, Jacob?" "[Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "]" "[wind howling]" "Humbug!" "[thump!" "]" "I'm gonna get to bed, eh." "Huh, mmmm." "Of course, must have dozed off for a few hours." "Huh, had a nightmare, yea..tee-dum." "Humbug?" "[ticking and strikes one]" "Wha, wha, ooh, huh." "Where am I?" "Who, who did that?" "Oh, can't a man sleep?" "What, what." "[I am the ghost of Christmas present.]" "[Look upon me." "You have never seen the like of me before.]" "Well, I'm not sure I see the like of you now." "Oh, but I hear you, I hear you." "[Oh." "Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaa." "So I've heard, ha, ha.]" "[You're the one who's too tight with a penny] [to buy himself a pair of spectacles!" "]" "[Come." "Come and know me better, man.]" "Are you the Spirit, Sir, who's coming was foretold to me?" "[Touch my robe.]" "[thunder clap]" "[Have you visited this dwelling, before?" "]" "No, no, no, no." "I'm certain that I haven't." "[I thought as much.]" "[laughter]" "Why are we here?" "These people mean nothing to me." "[Know you not the family of the man who has slaved for you] [from dawn to dark these many years?" "]" "Bob Cratchit?" "Uh, why, it's, it's impossible." "But they appear to be so happy." "I pay Cratchit a wage of but 15 bob a week!" "[Their happiness lies in something apparently quite foreign to you.]" "And, uh, what is that?" "[Love.]" "What is keeping your father and your brother, Tiny Tim?" "[child giggles]" "Why bless you heart, my dear, how late you are." "And how did Tiny Tim behave?" "As good as gold and better." "He told me coming home that he hoped the people saw him in church because he was a cripple." "And it might be pleasant to let them remember upon Christmas Day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see." "Hurry children." "Our dinner is ready." "♪ ♪ Will we have a dinner and some razzleberry dressing?" "♪ ♪" "♪ Oh, razzleberry dressing would be nice. ♪" "♪ ♪ Will we have a pudding made of liver while we're guessing?" "♪ ♪" "♪ Or maybe razzleberry dressing twice. ♪" "♪ ♪ We haven't had a hen, since I can't tell you when. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ We'd love a hen again ♪ ♪" "♪ With razzleberry dressing. ♪" "♪ ♪ We've been so awful good, ♪ ♪" "♪ From me down to the baby. ♪" "♪ ♪ And we're not made of wood. ♪ ♪" "♪ Or razzleberry gravy ♪" "♪ We'll have the Lord's bright blessing ♪" "♪ and knowing we're together, ♪" "♪ Knowing we're together heart and hand. ♪" "♪ We'll make the whitest Christmas. ♪" "♪ The very brightest Christmas. ♪" "♪ A Christmas far more glorious than grand. ♪" "♪ We can't afford to have a hen." "We will someday I vow, ♪" "♪ so I suggest you dream of then ♪" "♪ and prize what we have now. ♪" "♪♪ Could we have a Christmas tree and on each branch a pudding. ♪♪" "♪♪ The woofle jelly cake would be so nice. ♪♪" "♪♪ Could we have a stocking full of presents on it, could we?" "♪♪" "♪♪ Some woofle jelly cake perhaps a slice. ♪♪" "♪♪ And on the tree a star." "Of shining Christmas gold. ♪♪" "♪♪ A candle in a jar ♪♪" "♪ of razzleberry dressing. ♪" "♪ We can't afford a Christmas tree. ♪" "♪ We will someday I vow. ♪" "♪ Start smiling and enjoy with me ♪" "♪ the miracle of now. ♪" "♪♪ We'll have the Lord's bright blessing." "And knowing we're together. ♪♪" "♪♪ Knowing we're together heart and hand. ♪♪" "♪♪ We'll have the whitest Christmas." "The very brightest Christmas. ♪♪" "♪♪ A Christmas far more glorious than grand. ♪♪" "A very Merry Christmas to us all, my dears." "God bless us." "[all] God bless us." "God bless us every one." "What's wrong with that boy?" "The tiny one?" "[I see vacant seat in the chimney corner and a crutch, tenderly preserved.]" "[If these shadows remain unaltered by the future,... the child will die.]" "What then?" "If he'd like to die, he'd better do it and decrease the surplus population." "[ Applause ]" "[snoring] [dong]" "One o'clock!" "Oh, ONE O'CLOCK!" "Oh, it isn't possible." "It was past two when I went to bed." "An icicle must have gotten into the works." "Uh, yes, that's what... [boom-boom]" "Who and what are you?" "[I am the ghost of Christmas past.]" "Eh, long past?" "[No, your past.]" "Uh, what brought you here?" "[Your welfare.]" "Well, I'm much obliged." "A good night of unbroken rest." "I-is what I need." "I-If you're so concerned." "[Rise and walk with me.]" "Oh, ho, humbug, f-forcing a-a fellow to leave his bed." "In the middle of the night and..." "[Come.]" "It's freezing cold!" "Not a decent stitch of clothing to warm these old bones." "But I am a mortal and liable to fall." "[Touch my hand and you shall be upheld.]" "Why, why are we stopping here?" "[Do you know this place?" "]" "Good heavens." "Why, I was a, I was a boy here." "[Do you remember the way?" "]" "Remember it?" "I could walk it blindfolded." " [Man] Merry Christmas!" " [Man] Hello, there!" "[Woman] Merry Christmas, Peter." "[Man] Merry Christmas, Jill." "A Merry Christmas, Mayfield." "A Merry Christmas, Mrs. Doolittle." "[Come." "These are but shadows of things that have been.]" "[They are not conscious of us.]" "[Do you know this child?" "]" "Eh, the, the, the child is, is young Ebeneezer Scrooge!" "You see he is left here, all alone." "Nobody wants him." "Poor lad." "♪ Oh, poor lonely child." "Poor lonely child. ♪" "♪ When you're alone, alone in the world. ♪" "♪ When you're alone in the world. ♪" "♪ Blown away leaves get blown in the world. ♪" "♪ Swirled away leaves get swirled. ♪" "♪ Listening to your heels when you walk. ♪" "♪ Making a lonely clack. ♪" "♪ You don't know how it feels when you talk, ♪" "♪ And nobody's voice talks back. ♪" "♪ A hand for each hand was planned for the world. ♪" "♪ Why don't my fingers reach?" "♪" "♪ Millions of grains of sand in the world. ♪" "♪ Why such a lonely beach?" "♪" "♪ Where is a voice to answer mine back?" "♪" "♪ Where are two shoes that click to my clack?" "♪" "♪ I'm all alone in the world. ♪" "♪ A hand for each hand was ♪ ♪♪ planned for the world. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ Why don't my fingers reach?" "♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ Millions of grains of sand in the world. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ Why such a lonely beach?" "♪ ♪" "[Magoo] ♪ Where is a voice to answer mine back?" "♪ [little Magoo] ♪ Where are two shoes that click to my clack?" "♪" "♪ ♪ I'm all alone in the world. ♪ ♪" "[Come]" "[Let us see another Christmas.]" "[Do you know this place?" "]" "I..yes... yes, I-I do!" "I was apprentice here." "[Come.]" "Why it's old Fezziwig, bless his heart." "It's old Fezziwig." "And he's alive again." "Heh, heh, heh, heh." "Yo-ho, there." "Ebeneezer, Dick!" " Yes, Sir." " Coming, Sir." "Oh, Dick Wilkins, to be sure." "Bless me, yes." "He was very much attached to me, was Dick." "Yo-ho, my boys." "No more work tonight." "Christmas Eve, Dick." "Christmas, Ebeneezer." "Heh, heh." "Clear away my lads, and let's have lots of room here." "Heh, heh." "[Swish, swish]" "♪" "Excellent." "Excellent!" "♪♪ [happy voices]" "♪♪" "Ho, he does love to dance." "Yo-ho, say, so look at him dance." "[lady laughing]" "Belle!" "[Belle giggles] [giggles again]" "Huh, b-b-but she won't dance with them." "Hum, hum, hee, hee." "♪" "Did you see?" "She chose me." "Beautiful little Belle." "Hee-hee, She chose me." "Spirit!" "..." "They're gone!" "Spirit!" "..." "They're vanished." "[Not quite all.]" " Was there ever such a party?" " Was there ever such a Christmas?" " Was there ever such an employer?" " Never, never, never." "[A small matter to make these silly folk so full of gratitude.]" "Small?" "It is impossible to count it up in money." "The happiness he gave us is-is quite as great as if (hee-hee) it cost a fortune." "[My time grows short." "Come.]" "It matters little." "To you, very little." "Another idol has displaced me." "What idol has displaced you?" "A golden one." "This is the way of the world." "There's nothing on which it is so hard as-as poverty." "Nothing which it condemns so much as the pursuit of wealth." "Oh, I have watched the change in you." "I have seen your noble ideals fall off one by one until... nothing matters to you but gold." "True!" "I-I have grown so much wiser." "I am going to release you, Ebeneezer." "Have I ever sought release?" "In words, no." "In-In what then?" "In the very things you worship." "Tell me truthfully." "If you were free,... now, would you choose a girl whose father left so little money?" "Yes, Belle, yes." "Was it so long ago?" "That sleigh ride, the warm glow of happiness when you asked me?" "It was snowing." "But we didn't notice." "♪ Winter was warm Summer soft that year. ♪" "♪ The winter was warm. ♪" "♪ Without a sign of frost. ♪" "♪ Like winter lost its way that year. ♪" "♪ It seems as I recall no blossoms fell that fall. ♪" "♪ They didn't leave at all ♪" "♪ Or did love paint an illusion. ♪" "♪ Now trees with a sigh stand and shiver. ♪" "♪ While their dreams fall die. ♪" "♪ And all my dreams are bare. ♪" "♪ Wrapped up somewhere in summer leaves. ♪" "♪ Oh, what I'd give to be. ♪" "♪ To be in love again this year. ♪" "♪ The winter is cold. ♪" "♪ Will it ever be warm ♪" "♪ as it was ♪" "♪ then?" "♪" "♪ Goodbye, Ebeneezer." "Belle, Belle, d-don't leave!" "[sobbing] Belle, Belle." "Don't, don't leave." "Spirit, Spirit, show me no more." "[One shadow more.]" "No no more, no, no, Spirit." "I don't wish to see it." "Spirit, I cannot bear it any longer." "Uh, harm me no more." " [Ha, ha, ha, ha...]" " Let me." "Leave me. [Sobbing]" "Spirit." "Am, am I in the presence of the ghost of Christmas yet to come?" "You are about to show me shadows of things that will happen in the time before us?" "Is that so, Spirit?" "Ghost of the future." "I fear you more than any specter I have seen." "Will you not speak to me?" "Lead on, Spirit, lead on." "[thunder clap] [laughter]" "Well, James." "A-Good morning, Brady." "Morning Billings." "No, I don't know much about it either way." "I only know he's dead." "When did he die?" "Last night, I believe." "What was the matter with him?" " I thought he'd never die." " Heaven only knows." "What's he done with his money?" "He hasn't left it to me." "That's all I know." "Well, it's likely to be a cheap funeral." "Upon my word, I don't know anybody who'll go to it." "I don't mind going if a lunch is provided, but I must be fed if I do. [Sniff] [laughter] [sniff, sneeze]" "Spirit, what connection do these people have with my future?" "Of whom are they talking?" "Jacob Marley's death was in the past, and..." "Where am I?" "I-I'm always here at this hour of the day." "Always." "[squeaks]" "Ah, heh, heh, heh." "Huwaaa!" "The char woman, the laundress and the undertaker." "What poor stiff have you robbed, now?" "Not so poor that I shouldn't get a handsome price." "Have a look." "Bed curtains, huh?" "You don't mean to say you took 'em down rings and all with him lyin' there?" "Hu-huh, heh, heh, heh." "Why not?" "Who should care for the likes of him?" "I got his boots and cuff buttons." "All I got was his sheets." "[hearty laughter]" "We're de-spic-able." "We're de-spic-able." "We're de-spic-able." "We're de-spic-able." "We're de-spic-able." "We make ourselves." "We make ourselves." "We make ourselves." "We make ourselves." "We make ourselves." "Plain sick-a-ble." "Plain sick-a-ble." "Plain sick-a-ble." "Plain sick-a-ble." "Plain sick-a-ble." "Be-rate ourselves, hate ourselves, viciously." "Be-rate ourselves, hate ourselves, viciously." "Be-rate ourselves, hate ourselves, viciously." "Be-rate ourselves, hate ourselves, viciously." "Be-rate ourselves, hate ourselves, viciously." "Be-rate ourselves, hate ourselves, viciously." "Be-rate ourselves, hate ourselves, viciously." "Be-rate ourselves, hate ourselves, viciously." "Be-rate ourselves, hate ourselves, viciously." "Be-rate ourselves, hate ourselves, viciously." "Still none of us wishes he..." "would change." "Still none of us wishes he..." "would change." "Still none of us wishes he..." "would change." "Still none of us wishes he..." "would change." "Still none of us wishes he..." "would change." "Still none of us wishes he..." "would change." "Still none of us wishes he..." "would change." "Still none of us wishes he..." "would change." "Still none of us wishes he..." "would change." "We're slick and shifty birds." "We're slick and shifty birds." "We're slick and shifty birds." "We're slick and shifty birds." "We're slick and shifty birds." "We're slick and shifty birds." "With fingers quick... as 50 birds." "With fingers quick... as 50 birds." "With fingers quick... as 50 birds." "With fingers quick... as 50 birds." "With fingers quick... as 50 birds." "With fingers quick... as 50 birds." "With fingers quick... as 50 birds." "While stealing your purse or your ticky-tock." "While stealing your purse or your ticky-tock." "While stealing your purse or your ticky-tock." "While stealing your purse or your ticky-tock." "While stealing your purse or your ticky-tock." "While stealing your purse or your ticky-tock." "While stealing your purse or your ticky-tock." "While stealing your purse or your ticky-tock." "While stealing your purse or your ticky-tock." "While stealing your purse or your ticky-tock." "Just for a kick we knock you flat." "Just for a kick we knock you flat." "Just for a kick we knock you flat." "Just for a kick we knock you flat." "Just for a kick we knock you flat." "Just for a kick we knock you flat." "Just for a kick we knock you flat." "Just for a kick we knock you flat." "Just for a kick we knock you flat." "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "♪ ♪ La, La, La la la la la. ♪ ♪" "We're just blankety-blank-blank no good." "We're just blankety-blank-blank no good." "We're just blankety-blank-blank no good." "We're just blankety-blank-blank no good." "We're just blankety-blank-blank no good." "We're just blankety-blank-blank no good." "We're just blankety-blank-blank no good." "We're just blankety-blank-blank no good." "We're not tea party blokes." "We're not tea party blokes." "We're not tea party blokes." "We're not tea party blokes." "We're not tea party blokes." "We're not tea party blokes." "We're not tea party blokes." "No chittty-chat and artichokes." "No chittty-chat and artichokes." "No chittty-chat and artichokes." "No chittty-chat and artichokes." "No chittty-chat and artichokes." "No chittty-chat and artichokes." "No chittty-chat and artichokes." "We're twice as blood-thirsty as canibules." "We're twice as blood-thirsty as canibules." "We're twice as blood-thirsty as canibules." "We're twice as blood-thirsty as canibules." "We're twice as blood-thirsty as canibules." "We're twice as blood-thirsty as canibules." "We're twice as blood-thirsty as canibules." "We're twice as blood-thirsty as canibules." "We're twice as blood-thirsty as canibules." "We're twice as blood-thirsty as canibules." "We're twice as blood-thirsty as canibules." "And wilder than animules..." "are we." "And wilder than animules..." "are we." "And wilder than animules..." "are we." "And wilder than animules..." "are we." "And wilder than animules..." "are we." "And wilder than animules..." "are we." "And wilder than animules..." "are we." "And wilder than animules..." "are we." "And wilder than animules..." "are we." "We're rep-re-hensible." "We're rep-re-hensible." "We're rep-re-hensible." "We're rep-re-hensible." "We're rep-re-hensible." "We're rep-re-hensible." "We're rep-re-hensible." "We'll steal your pen and pencible." "We'll steal your pen and pencible." "We'll steal your pen and pencible." "We'll steal your pen and pencible." "We'll steal your pen and pencible." "We'll steal your pen and pencible." "We'll steal your pen and pencible." "We'll steal your pen and pencible." "We'll steal your pen and pencible." "Then sneer at you, leer at you, naughtily." "Then sneer at you, leer at you, naughtily." "Then sneer at you, leer at you, naughtily." "Then sneer at you, leer at you, naughtily." "Then sneer at you, leer at you, naughtily." "Then sneer at you, leer at you, naughtily." "Then sneer at you, leer at you, naughtily." "Then sneer at you, leer at you, naughtily." "Then sneer at you, leer at you, naughtily." "Then sneer at you, leer at you, naughtily." "And really we ought to be in jail." "And really we ought to be in jail." "And really we ought to be in jail." "And really we ought to be in jail." "And really we ought to be in jail." "And really we ought to be in jail." "And really we ought to be in jail." "And really we ought to be in jail" "And really we ought to be in jail." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la" "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "La, La, La la la la la." "We're just blankety-blank-blank all bad." "We're just blankety-blank-blank all bad." "We're just blankety-blank-blank all bad." "We're just blankety-blank-blank all bad." "We're just blankety-blank-blank all bad." "We're just blankety-blank-blank all bad." "We're just blankety-blank-blank all bad." "[cackling laughter]" "I-I see, I see." "The case of that poor, unhappy man might be my own." "My life tends that way now." "[cackling laughter]" "Oh, please, kind Spirit, let me see some tenderness connected with the death." "Ah, sewing away my dear?" "So late, Robert?" "[Door closes]" "I..." "I had something to see to on my way home." "You went... there again?" "Yes." "I-It does my heart good to see how green a place it is." "But you'll see it often." "I-I had promised you that we would walk there on Sundays." "[child sobbing]" "Hush, my dear, hush." "Tears cannot bring Tiny Tim back to us." "Tiny Tim!" "Ho-ho, no." "Oh, no, not Tiny Tim!" "Sleep peacefully,..." "my little love." "Spirit, could I not have done something, so that Tiny Tim might still live?" "Have I truly been so heartless?" "Oh, Spirit, Spirit, show me my future self." "[ominous drum beat]" "[ominous drum beat]" "Oh, what, what is this?" "B-Be, before I look, tell me please." "Are these the shadows of the things that will be, or are they shadows of the things that MIGHT be?" "[drum beat]" "[thunder crash and rumble]" "No!" "No!" "No." "No, Spirit." "No." "I will honor Christmas in my heart a-and try to keep it all the year!" "And-and I will not shut out the lessons that have been taught to me." "[sobbing] I promise." "Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the writing on the stone." "Please, Spirit, please." "I beg of you." "Give me, give me some sign that I may be saved from this." "Please, dear Spirit... oh, ho..." "Spirit, Spirit, don't leave me here alone." "Oh, I'm afraid." "♪ You don't know how it feels when you talk, ♪" "♪ And nobody's voice talks back. ♪ [sobs]" "♪ A hand for each hand was planned for the world. ♪" "♪ Why don't my fingers reach?" "♪" "♪ Millions of grains of sand in the world. ♪" "♪ Why such a lonely beach?" "♪" "♪ Where is a voice to answer mine back?" "♪" "♪ Where are two shoes that click to my clack. ♪" "♪ I'm all alone in the world. ♪ [applause]" "Oh, no, no." "Please, Spirit, please." "Don't leave me here alone." "I'm afraid." "Oh!" "Oh, oh, who oh no um, my bed?" "Oh, they are not torn down, rings and all." "They are here." "And I am here." "The shadows of things that would have been may be dispelled." "Oh, I know they will." "Oh, Jacob Marley, Heaven-in-the- Christmas-Time be praised for this." "I say it on my knees, old Jacob." "Yessssss." "I mean." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh, I don't know what to do." "Yeah, I'm as light as a feather." "I'm as happy as an angel, and I am as merry as a school boy." "I'm as giddy as a drunken man." "Ha, ha, a Merry Christmas to everybody." "Eh, ha, a happy New Year to all the world." "I don't know how long I have been among the spirits." "Yea, I don't know anything." "I am quite a baby." "Hello there!" "Hoop!" "Hello!" "Hello, there!" "[horse whinnies]" "Ah, the same to you." "Oh, yes indeed." "A pleasant fellow." "Hello, there!" "Hee, hee, hee, what's today?" "Eh?" "Ha, what's today, my fine fellow?" "Today?" "[Scratch, scratch] Why, it's Christmas Day." "Whoop!" "Oh, it's Christmas Day, and I haven't missed it." "The spirits have done it all in one night." "Oh, do you hear?" "The spirits have done it all in one night." "Ha, ha, ha." "Eh, tell me, do you know the poultry shop in the next street at the corner?" "Do you, my boy?" "Well, I should hope I did?" "An intelligent boy." "A remarkable boy." "Do you know whether they've sold that prize turkey that was hanging up there?" " The big one." " What, the one as big as me?" "Ho-ho, what a delightful boy." "It's a pleasure to talk to him." "Yes, yes, my buck." "Well, it's hanging there now." "It is?" "Well, go and buy it." "Whah-kur." "No, no." "No, no, stay." "I am in earnest." "You go and buy it, and tell 'em to bring it here." "Come back with them in less than five minutes, my boy, and I'll give you half a crown." "Hee, hee, hee." "A half a crown!" "[Zoom]" "Ho, ho, ho." "A fine boy." "A clever boy." "Hee, hee." "I'll send it to Bob Cratchit." "He shan't know who sent it." "It's twice the size of Tiny Tim, Ha ha." "God heavens, they'll need to be paid." "[clattering]" "Money, money." "♪ Ringle, ringle coins when they mingle ♪" "♪make such a... ♪ Hee, look at me." "Going outside like this on Christmas morning." "Lock me up for a looney, they will, I said, yes, ha, ha, ha." "Yes." "Oh, there now!" "Oh, that's better, yes, ha, ha." "[ Opens door ]" "Ahh, there you are." "Ho, ho, ho." "Hello, how are you?" "Yes, Merry, Merry Christmas." "Well, [giggleing] yes," "Oh,oh,oh that is a turkey." "Why, it's impossible to carry that to Camden Town." "My boy, you must have a cab." "Now, for the turkey, for the cab, and for you, my boy, an extra bonus for a brilliant lad." "Ah-ha, Now, off with you." "Take it to Bob Cratchit, at 21 Crovny Lane, and, mind you, don't say who sent it." "No, no, indeed." "It's a wonderful knocker." "I shall love it as long as I live." "♪ Ah-nahh-dee-heigh-ho... ho. ♪ Ah-ha, hello there." "Merry Christmas." "A Merry Christmas to you." "Hello, there." "Merry Christmas." "[Thump!" "]" "Oh, so sorry, old man." "Clumsy of me." "Oh, not at all." "It's my fault entirely." " Mr. Scrooge?" " Do I know you?" "Eh, [ahem], we were in your office last evening." "Oh, of course." "How do you do?" "A Merry Christmas to you, Sir." "Eh... you are, Mr. Scrooge?" "Yes, I am." "Allow me to ask your pardon." "Here." "Bless me." "My dear, Mr. Scrooge." "Are you serious?" "Oh, if you please, and not a farthing less." "I, I don't know what to say." "Say nothing, then." "No." "Thank you." "Much obliged." "A Merry Christmas, to you." "A Merry Christmas." "I'll give you Mr. Scrooge." "The founder of the feast." "The founder of the feast, indeed!" "I wish I had him here!" "I'd give him a piece of my mind to feast upon!" "Oh, my dear, Christmas Day." "Well, I'll drink his health for your sake and the day's." "Not for his." "Long life to him." "A Merry Christmas to him... and a happy New Year." "[children] Merry Christmas to Mr. Scrooge." "Come now, it's Christmas." "Will we not do justice to the this day and to this delightful bird." "Ohhhhh." "Ahhhhh." "[laughing] Oh, such a beautiful bird." "The biggest turkey I've ever seen!" "Who could have sent it?" "[knock on door]" "Now, who could that be?" "Father Christmas?" "More likely some poor beggar who smelled our turkey." "If it is." "He shall have some." "Cratchit!" "What are you doing at home when you should be working?" "But-but, Sir." "It's Christmas Day." "Now, I'll tell you what, my friend," "I am not going to stand for this sort of thing any longer." "And therefore." "And therefore..." "I'm about to..." "to raise your salary." "For wha..." "What's that?" "A Merry Christmas, Bob." "A merrier Christmas, my good fellow, than I have given you for many a year." "Yes, that's what I'll do." "I'll raise your salary and assist your, your struggling family." "Oh, thank you, Sir." "Oh, ho, there, here we go." "♪ Ringle, ringle, coins when they jingle, ♪" "♪ Make such a lovely sound. ♪" "♪ Guineas and tuppence and tuppence and bobs. ♪" "♪ Give them away and nobody can rob you. ♪" "♪ Crowns and coppers." "Little eye-poppers were made to pass around. ♪" "♪ Let's say a prayer that the lord never misses ♪" "♪ when he distributes his blessings at Chris-a-mas. ♪ [laughing and singing] ♪ Ringle, ringle, coins when they jingle ♪" "♪ make such a lovely sound~~. ♪ [laughing] Ha!" "Ha, ha, ha... ho, ho, You're a child again, Sir." "Ha, a toast!" "[all] A toast!" "A Merry Christmas." "And God bless all of you." "God bless us, everyone." "♪♪ Now, we have a Christmas tree and on each branch a present. ♪♪" "♪ Some woofle jelly cake, perhaps, of twice. ♪" "♪♪ And wood on the fireplace." "A home so warm and pleasant. ♪♪" "♪ The woofle jelly cake is very nice. ♪ [gobble]" "[Magoo] ♪ And on the tree a star of shining Christmas gold. ♪" "♪ A candle in a jar. ♪" "♪ Of razzleberry dressing. ♪" "♪♪ We'll have the Lord's bright blessing, and knowing we're together. ♪♪" "♪♪ Knowing we're together heart and hand. ♪♪ [Magoo]" " Ah ha" "[Chorus] ♪♪ We'll make the whitest Christmas, the lightest, brightest Christmas. ♪♪" "♪♪ A Christmas far more glorious, ♪♪" "♪♪ A Christmas far more glorious, ♪♪" "♪♪ A Christmas far more glorious than ♪♪" "♪♪ Grand ♪♪ [applause]" "[Crowd murmuring] Haw, Thank you" "Thank you ladies and gentlemen What a marvelous ovation." "Turn around" "O-Our director" "Let's hear it for our director" "[Director grunts in pain]" "Ladies and gentlemen our director" "[Sprong']" "Oh no" "[Bang]" "[Bang Bang]" "[Crash, Bam, Boink, Slam...]" "Oh you listen to that applause" "Oh Magoo, oh you've done it again" "By George I've brought down the house!" "Ah thank you, Merry Christmas everyone."