"Damn." "We look good." "I'm thinkin' about touching' mysf." "Not in my car, please." "That's weird." "Change the channel." "Éste sale a maria de jose,dar love." "Man, what... i think the devil's trying to talk to you, tellin' you it's time to go wor nah." "Uh-uh." "No, not tonight." "Tonight is special." "We are gettin' sam laid tonight." "Sock, i don't... sam, don't wanna hear a word from you, all right one wordbout andi, and you are catching'the head butting' of your life." "You and and i are tryin' to be friends, so that means you are officially back in business with all other ladies starting right now." "We are planting your flag at iwo jima tonight, my friend." "It's so hard to meet women." "Well, you 2 crybaby bitches may have decidedto bail on tonight, but i am not giving up, all right?" "[Imitates explosions]here we go." "Just gotta jump-startthe action a little, know what i mean?" "[Clears throat]watch and learn, boys." "Oh, no." "Oh, god." "Oh." "Hello." "At least he has one... [laughs]look at this." "Yeah, good thingi sat down, right?" "Oh." "Ohh." "You guysare multiplying." "Bert wysocki." "Booties on the floor." "Booties on the floor." "Unh!" "Uhh!" "Oh, i hurt my knee, but that's ok." "Smells like beer." "You ever notice howbeer smells like beer?" "Whoo!" "Bestbachelorette party ever!" "Having such a blast, hey, nicole?" "We are sending you outing style!" "I think we'll be sendingnicole out in a body bag." "They are laughingat anything." "We are so in." "I've had, like,7 long island iced teas." "I was gonna sayit tasted like a cosmo." "I'm taylor." "Sam." "Come on." "Shots." "Shots." "More drinks for you." "This is my number." "Ok." "Better call me." "Yeah." "Yeah, ok." "Yeah." "You want me to... right." "Ok." "Give me yours, too." "There you go." "Sock:" "Aw, don't worry, ma'am." "Ben:" "Yes." "Guys, it is nota bachelorette partywithout a stripper." "Ooh." "Oh, my god." "Sock, mm-hmm, you wanna beour stripper?" "Uh, no." "No." "No." "Come on!" "Come on." "You'rethe funny dancing guy." "Dance!" "You know, i am not your monkey!" "I'm not your monkey, ok?" "Jeez." "Ben, benny, wannabe our stripper?" "Not for free." "I could lose my union card." "But, uh, my buddy sam here'sa hell of a dancer." "No." "No!" "L... i can't... yeah." "Yes." "Sam!" "Sam!" "[Chanting] sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "[laughs]" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "I can't." "L... i, uh... i have a trick knee." "Really." "It doesn't... it's just so hardto meet women." "Yeah." "±¾×öä"½ö¹©ñ§ï°½"á÷£¬ñï½ûóãóúéìòµóãí¾" " =ææàãðü×öä"×é=- ·­òë£º¸öèëid ð£¶ô£º¸öèëid ê±¼äöá£ºììíõðçº£íõðçimvp" "well, let's see whatthe prince of darkness has for us this time." "Sam: 8-track?" "So, uh, what are you gonna do about that taylor chick, sammy?" "She was hot." "Ah, she'snot really my type." "What's with the vessel?" "Your type?" "Is she a girl?" "Ding." "What else do you needto know?" "Come on." "We just... we don't haveanything in common." "Who cares?" "You're not gonna marrythe girl, sam." "You gotta get allthis relationship garbage out of your head, i'm telling you." "All right." "Sock, shut up." "Vessel?" "Soundtrack to a movie called love, bullets blacktop." "Never heard of it." "Let me guess." "One ofthe songs is radar love." "Track number one." "All right, so i keephearing that song, and the vessel isan obsolete tape." "This gives me nothing." "Well, maybe the answer'sin the tunes." "You thinkthat still plays?" "What's that?" "Oh... ah, cool." "An 8-track." "Where'd youget this?" "I found it." "Yeah, my dad hada million of these." "Any good songs on here?" "Ah, just old seventies stuff." "Right." "And you thoughtthat you could actually play it in one ofthe systems we sell?" "Right." "Yeah, i realized... actually, you know what?" "I think my mom might havemy dad's old player." "Why don't you justcome over and use it?" "Yeah." "That... that would be great." "Ok. [cellphone rings]" "Yeah." "Hold... hello." "Sam?" "Yes." "Hey." "Know who this is?" "I d... i do, yeah." "It's t... it's taylor. [nervous laugh]" "Had fun last night." "Taylor?" "It was nice." "Who's taylor?" "So call me." "Ok." "Yeah, I... i'll give you a call." "Still have my number?" "Mm-hmm." "Great." "By the way, are yourlips still lonely?" "Uh, my lips are currentlynot lonely, ok?" "L... i gotta go." "All right." "Bye." "That was my dentist." "Oh, dr." "Taylor?" "Sam, come on." "I mean, i heard her voice." "Did you meet a girl?" "We were talkingabout something else." "You want... you wanteda coffee, right?" "You want... let me get you a coffee." "Ok." "Ok. 2 sugars." "Uh-huh." "Dr. Taylor?" "Seriously?" "You're such an idiot." "I mean, come on." "What the hell is goin' on?" "Train wreck." "So, taylor." "Spill." "Oh, my god." "Yeah, it's awful, isn't it?" "This is what happens when you play chickenwith a train." "The train'snever gonna flinch." "I don't understand." "Well, come on over here." "See this?" "That used to be amint-condition '73 gto." "Stolen earlier tonight." "What a waste." "What about the driver?" "Oh, driver andthe passenger, they just walked away... unscathed." "That'slot recently." "They're both souls?" "That's right." "Kit and holly." "2 for the price of one." "I really think youhave your work cut outfor you this time, but i haveevery confidence thatyou'll seal the deal." "Which reminds me... taylor." "I'm not talkingabout that with you." "I was able to obtainsome information on one of hermany, many, manyerogenous zones." "Just stroke her earlobe, and she'll do anything." "Anything. [chuckles]" "There is somethingreally wrong with you." "What?" "Encouraginga young man to succumb to his primaland perfectly naturalinstincts?" "Sharing the factthat taylor's inher experimental phase?" "Is that bad?" "Ok, ok, stop." "Stop." "All right, stop." "Just don't make herwait too long." "She'll beout of your life... like a forgotten song." "Radar love." "What is the dealwith this song?" "Sam:" "One." "Sock:" "That was not one." "Yes, it was." "Right behind you, sir." "You got it?" "Hey, any luck on findinga copy of the movie thatgoes with that soundtrack?" "Wasn't easy." "That thing... ooh." "That thing'sbeen out of printfor years, but I... i founda used one online, soit'll be here tomorrow." "Good." "Good." "Hope itgives us some sort of clue." "Yeah. love, bullets  blacktop." "It's a fine title." "Boobs, bullets  blacktopwould be better." "You know, the whole repeating'the bs thing, that's classy." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Where's the guy?" "I don't know." "I wasn't watching." "Put it down." "Put it down." "Ok." "Ok, i'm sorry. [grunts]" "He'll find it." "Here!" "Here!" "Here!" "My back'skillin' me." "Ohh." "Thing weighs, like, a thousand pounds." "I'm here at the sceneof a gruesome crash which is the resultof what many witnesses are calling a terrifyingchain of events." "It all startedas a routine traffic stop when the car behind merefused to pull over, leading police ona 10-mile chase at speedsof 90 miles per hour." "The stolen vehiclefinally crashed here, killing 2 pedestrians." "The driver and passengerof the wrecked vehicleremain at large." "Authoritiesare not yet releasingthe names of the victims." "I'm toldthat one of the victims waspronounced dead at the scene and the other was quicklyrushed to the hospital... check this out." "What?" "Remind you of anything?" "If you have anyinformation relatedto the crash... both blue muscle cars." "What does that mean?" "Don't know." "Do we knowany experts on old cars?" "Well, there's always russ." "Welcome tothe work bench." "Welcome tothe work bench." "Welcome tothe work bench." "Aw, do we haveto talk to russ?" "Guy gives methe skeevs." "Yes." "Yes, we do." "But remember, we're all business." "You show any signsof friendship to russ, and it's likefeeding a raccoon." "We'll never get rid of him." "Ah, you hear that, ben?" "Oh, wh... no, listen to me." "None of this," ""my name's ben." "I like everybody." "Let's beblood brothers," ok?" "I do not wantto hang outwith this guy." "He's extra-strengthdouche." "Hey, russell, nice to see ya." "There is some fine-ass tailing the bench today." "Yeah." "Yeah." "There... yeah, there is." "Um, russ, we havea question for you." "Shoot." "Do you know what kindof car that is?" "'71 malibu." "Solid muscle car." "Ladies." "Russ. [slaps hand] russ!" "Do you... do you knowanything else aboutthis type of car?" "I know everything elseabout that type of ride." "You know, i've beenkeeping my eye on you three, can tellyou like to party... have fun." "Yeah, fun's ok." "Wanna see somethin' cool?" "Sure." "[Whispering]what?" "Oh, god." "This here ismy girl mandy." "See, she's kindalike the one onyour 8-track there, only a littlemore excellent." "Um, so, let's sayyou were in the marketfor a car like this." "Is there a special dealershipyou might go to or... oh, you thinkin' of buyin', sam?" "You'd look pretty hotbehind the wheelof a '69 daytona." "Ok, ok, russ." "I know this little, uh, car club." "Bunch of collectors get togetherdown at a lot in chinatown, show off their rides." "Maybe you could finda seller there." "You know... heh." "Heh." "What we could do, we could score some vodka, you know, go down there, the four of us, make an afternoon of it." "Yeah." "Yeah, that soundslike something someonemight do." "Heh." "But i am pullinga double shiftthis afternoon." "Ahh... well, what can i say?" "The ladies don'tpay for themselves, you knowwhat i'm sayin'?" "[Chortles]yeah." "Well, let me give youthe address anyway." "It's down on keifer." "And listen... the four of us, we gotta hang." "Tomorrow, my place." "We start with poker... [blows]" "And let it rip." "And that's great,'cause i love poker." "[Falsetto]we can't make it." "Oh." "Well... rain check then." "Well, work calls." "Tkk tkk tkk." "Pshew." "See you later, russ." "All right, we gottago to this car club." "?" "I'm sorry i punched youin the balls, man." "Oh, my god." "This is just sad." "What?" "!" "Look, i promiseyou both right now, no matter how old i get, i'll never make youhang out in a vacant lotand drool over my car." "Yeah, well, you needto own one first." "You know what?" "I don't even want one now." "So how do we find 'em?" "Sock:" "Yeah." "Let's see if we canget their attention." "Ben:" "Ok." "Here we go." "Ok." "Radar love, baby." "Sam:" "How you doin'?" "Hey." "Sam." "Sam, how areyou doin' this?" "Song has power, i guess." "Hey, man, i hate that song." "You got free bird?" "Uh... oh." "S-sam, they're leavin'." "They're leaving!" "Uh, ben, get the car!" "Get the... ok." "They're headed forthe parking garage." "Wait, wait, wait. [door closes]" "We can trap 'emon the roof!" "Sock, panting:" "Oh, god." "Ok." "Uh, uh... there!" "There!" "Oh, holy... come on." "Come on." "Where are you guys?" "Have a nice day." "Hi." "Hi." "Does sam oliverwork here?" "Uh, yeah, he does, but he has not come infor his shift yet." "Oh." "Ok." "Uh... do me a favor." "Tell himtaylor stopped by." "You're taylor?" "Yep." "Why?" "Did he mention me?" "Um." "Yeah, actually." "He did." "So, sam, what's he like?" "Um, he's great." "I mean, we've just... we've been friendsfor a very long time." "He is single, right?" "Huh?" "Oh, uh, yeah." "'Cause you don't know." "Guys you meet in bars, they'll say anythingto get in your pants." "Yeah." "Well, actually sam'snot like that at all." "Hmm." "Too bad." "Heh." "Anyways, tell himto call me, ok?" "Thanks, "andi."" "Where are you goin'?" "I got a plan." "Don't worry." "All right, check this out." "Look." "You're selling russ' car?" "Exactly." "See, the souls arealways crashing carsjust like this one." "Since we scared 'em awayfrom the car club, guess who needs a new one." "Precisely." "So we set the trap." "We post the car on allthe muscle car sites." "Hopefully the soulssee it, and theycome knockin'." "And then wesend their little assesright back to hades." "All right, i like it." "I like it." "The only thing is the othercars they wrecked were blue." "Sure they're gonnago after an orange car?" "Oh, my god." "You know, we didn'tthink about that." "Bam." "Nice." "Hope this works." "So your dentiststopped by." "Huh?" "Dr. Taylor." "Dr. Tay... oh, taylor was here?" "What, at the bench?" "Was she shopping?" "Oh, she wasin the marketfor somethin'." "Come on." "Really?" "I only said, like,3 sentences to herat the bar." "Well, yeah, apparentlyyou made them count." "W-wait." "Did shesay what she wanted?" "Yeah." "She saidyou should call her." "Really?" "Yeah." "You gonna call her?" "L... i don't know." "Maybe." "L... she's a little... different." "What do you think?" "L... i thinkshe's really attractive." "You should call her." "I'll think about it." "Maybe i should call her." "A church?" "Isn't this a littletoo close for comfort?" "Nah." "Me and the big guyhave an understanding." "I stay out of his house." "He lets me playwith his toys." "All right, well, if you're here to harass meabout the souls, i'm all over it." "I set a trap to nab 'em both." "No, no harassing." "I have faith in you." "I have to admit, though, i admire kit and holly." "The world'sa whole lot more funwith them in it." "It's the purityof their spirit that iadmire and respect." "They live in the moment." "The thrill of beingcaught or killed, that'stheir aphrodisiac." "2 psychos in love." "Love?" "[chuckles]there's no such thing." "I'm talking aboutreal passion, lust." "You don't think love is real?" "The french invented love so they could puta civilized faceon a primal urge." "Dress it upwith candy and heartsand cubic zirconia, and in the end it allcomes down to endorphinsand genitalia." "So if you don'tbelieve in love, why are you showing mea wedding?" "The breathlessbridegroom there banged the maid of honorlast night." "I give the marriage6 months." "Why are you telling me this?" "Because i care." "I want you to be happy." "Give in to your urgesonce in a while." "What's the worst thingthat could happen?" "A night of pleasure?" "I'd take that overunrequited longinganytime." "Ah, whatever." "Don't forget." "Earlobe." "Heh heh." "Sam?" "Taylor!" "Wow." "Uh... you look amazing." "What are you doing here?" "Oh." "Uh, right." "I was... i wasin the neighborhood." "You work, like,2 miles away." "Right." "L... yeah, i was... i had a delivery." "Look, you know, you didn't call, so i just figuredyou weren't into me, and that's fine." "But if you're hereto jerk me around, i'm notreally interested." "No, no, I... i promise that's... that's not why i'm here." "Then why are you?" "I don't really know." "[Laughs] ok." "You're strange." "Yes." "Yes, i am." "Uh, well, i shouldcatch up with... right." "Yes." "So... taylor... you wanna maybeget a drink?" "Tomorrow night, same place." "Yeah." "Cool." "All right." "Hey, guys." "Hey, kit and holly called." "They're on their way." "Come on." "Whoo." "All right, the code wordis "jambalaya."" "I don't likethat word." "I don't careif you like it, ben." "Decision has been made, ok?" "You stall 'em." "I say "jambalaya."" "And sucks theminto the 8-track, and that's it." "This plan is startingto feel stupid." "Yeah." "Learn to love it." "They're here." "All right, let's do it." "What's happening?" "They're juststarin' at us." "Super creepy." "Guy looks nervous." "Hang tight, baby." "Only the dudeis getting out." "Well, you gotta get 'emboth over here." "I know." "What's up, man?" "How you doin'?" "Howdy." "Like i advertised,1970 mustang mach 1, mint." "What i neglected to addon the website... yeah." "In the picture, it was blue." "Ahem." "Yeah, we had it repainted." "Yeah, well, we don'twant it orange." "Well, it'sa good thing we'reat the work bench, 'cause we gotall types of paint, whatever you want." "Uh, cyan, azure... you name it, we got it." "That... that's a beautifulcolor for this car." "This car, yeah." "Let me see the inside." "The inside." "Yes." "You are a man ofdiscriminating taste." "I can tellby your 4 buttonsundone on your shirt." "So it's got, uh, carpet both sides, which is good." "A steering wheel, dials, speedometerand o-odometer." "Uh, neoprene seats, i believe." "Give me the keys." "Hey, why don't yougo get your lady?" "Get her to come takea closer look." "See if she likes it, all right?" "That's a good l... let me go get her, and... why don't yougive me the keys?" "I want to getinside the car." "Now." "L... i don't have... ben, do you have the keys?" "Uh, wh-what aboutprice first?" "Price, yes." "You know what?" "Get your gal." "We willtalk dollars and cents." "Why are youso interestedin my woman?" "J-jambalaya?" "Jambalaya!" "J- jambalaya!" "It's a trap!" "Jambalaya!" "Come on!" "Sam, go!" "Get him!" "Go!" "It's a trap!" "Go!" "Get him, sam!" "Get him!" "Get him!" "Get him!" "Kit!" "See you at midnight!" "Go get her!" "Get her!" "Come on!" "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!" "Get her!" "Get her!" "She's gettin' away!" "Come on." "Sam, sam, sam, get her!" "Get her!" "Cra... whoa." "Oh, that was close." "Oh, weird." "It feels hot." "Hmm." "Can souls break outof vessels, do you think?" "I don't know." "Never happened before." "Kit said he wasgonna try to meetholly at midnight." "You don't think she's gonnacome after us, do you?" "God, i hope not." "She scares the hellout of me." "Well, all women scarethe hell out of you." "Hence your lack of actionwith that taylor chick, hmm?" "Hey, i madea date with taylor, thank you very much." "Oh, really?" "Mm-hmm." "You know, the devilcan see her fantasies." "Makes her sound likesome kind of sex maniac." "Insider trading tipsfrom the dark lord." "I so want your life." "Hey, movie arrived." "Love, bullets  blacktop." "Great." "Question is will thishelp us find holly?" "The other questionis does this moviehave any nudity in it." "Is that beta?" "Where the hell arewe gonna find betamax?" "Welcome tothe wall of sound." "Hey." "Hey, hey." "Oh, wow." "This stuff, uh, takesup a lot of space inyour living room, huh?" "[Chuckles]it certainly does!" "Pro logic quad amp, sweet ribbon tweeter, and a dual-18 subwooferthat'll blow a chick'spanties clean off." "Whuhh." "You ever seenanything like it?" "Never." "Definitely a first." "Hey, russ, you havea machine thatmight play beta?" "Beta?" "Absolutely." "Here you go." "You know, i am so pumpedthat you guy... sit down." "Sit down." "You guys decided to come and partywith the russ man." "We are gonnaget a little crazyup here tonight." "Look out." "Space, space." "Aw, thanks." "Yeah." "Oh!" "That'smy shoulder." "Yeah." "All right." "Ho ho!" "Enh." "Wait a minute." "That's realimpressive." "What kind of a hostdo i think i am?" "We can't justwatch the movie." "We need to get high first!" "Who wants to ripsome peyote?" "Uh." "Russ, you know, tonight'snot a good peyote night." "Oh, no, no, no." "No." "Peyote, man, it makesa great platform, and then we customize with a well-chosenassortment ofparty enhancers." "We've got angel tears, horse tranks, jelly babies, muskies, happy flakes." "Happy flakes?" "Poppers?" "You know, russ, i was gonna pass." "Yeah, you know, i took a... i tooka horse trank on the wayover here, so i'm, uh, good." "Guys, you said that youcame over to party, right?" "Of course." "Well, ok, then." "Come on." "I mean, i don't wanna... i don't wanna bewatching this movie until we're, like, rolling 4 deep, ok?" "Did hollyfollow us?" "You... where's kit?" "L... i don't... i don't know where he is." "L... where is the 8-track?" "!" "Give it to me now!" "Nah nying nying." "He's right here." "Whoa." "Whoa." "That bitch is crazy." "Oh." "Russ." "Russ." "Oh!" "Russ." "Russ." "Russ." "Russ, are you all right?" "Are you... are... flush the drugs." "Hey." "So what'sthe word on russ out on heavy meds in the hospital, gettin' sponge baths." "It's kind ofhis dream scenario, you know?" "Good." "He won't miss this." "Cover me onthe floor so i canhook this thing up and we can watchthe movie." "Right." "Right." "This way." "Hey." "Hey." "Oh, this isthe soundtrack you were listeningto the other day." "What's withyour obsession?" "L... well, you shouldn'thave to watch thisout here with all thesemiserable customers." "Uh, you know, not you, sir." "Follow me." "Here." "Get in." "Yeah... just hold this." "Where are youtaking me?" "Oh, wow." "You made all this?" "Yep." "My ted-free zone." "Well, until he finds itand i have to build a new one." "Oh ho ho ho!" "This is great." "I know." "Here." "Oh." "Thanks." "Beverage?" "Movie's started." "Yeah, hit me." "[Laughs]yeah." "Wow." "Don't worry." "I got it covered." "I guess so." "Open the register." "Don't make medo something we'll both regret." "My life isfull of regrets." "Yo mamknowwhat you're up to?" "Your mama knowwhat you're up to?" "Heh!" "Wow." "Yeah, this is genius." "Yeah." "Will you give mewhat wan i justight" "yeah!" "[laughs]" "Did you see that?" "That... that's notev theame car." "I know." "I was just gonnasay the same thing." "Ok, you'd thinkthey'd get the colorof the car right." "I'm gonnalose 'em." "You watch me." "Hang on." "Catch." "No." "P. Y missed." "Catch." "Stop it right now." "Serious." "Get serious whatwhoops." "Holly:" "Yeah!" "Whoo hoo hoo!" "Yeah!" "Man:" "Help. [gunshot]" "I'm scared, kit." "Every coin t couy'safter us." "What if we get separated?" "We meet back here, baby." "This'll alwaysbe our place." "Ok." "Midnight." "Kit said it right beforewe captured him." "Yep. "meet meat midnight."" "Huh." "Ere'her car." "You scared?" "Does it show?" "You're kinda hurting' my arm." "Oh." "Yeah." "Sorry." "Got some nailson you, man." "Sock:" "Got that... [whispering]sock, shut up." "Shh." "Damn it, ben." "What?" "Sam, do you see her?" "You see anything?" "No, i don'tsee anything." "How do i set kit free?" "!" "Tell me!" "Hey, goldilocks!" "Ah ha ha!" "Suck on that, sugar lips!" "Yeah!" "Sam, where's the vessel?" "Sam, vessel." "Oh, damn." "I lost it." "L..." "I... sock." "What do you think she'sgonna do when she finds thatshe's got the wrong 8-track?" "Kill us." "Yeah, that soundsabout right." "How does this work?" "!" "How do i get himout of here?" "Uh... you're gonna tell mehow to get kit back." "Ah!" "O-ok." "O... easy, easy, easy." "Whoa!" "Ahh... i think you seewhere this is going." "Yeah." "You're gonna tell mehow to free my baby or... ok, look, if you kill us, you'll neverget him out." "Yeah." "Tell mehow to set kit free, or i will torchthis whole place, and there will onlyone be of us gettingout of here alive." "Which one of us?" "Which... what?" "I didn't... - aah!" "Aah!" "Ahh-hah-hah." "Ahh-ha-ha." "Aah!" "Ah-yah!" "I like you." "You're cool." "I like your shoes." "Ahh!" "Ah hah hah hah!" "Listen, holly, y-you don't haveto do this, ok?" "L-let's talk, all right?" "We can'tlet kit out, but I... i swear, you let us free, andwe'll let you go." "We'll let you go." "I... you're gonna let me go?" "Kit has to goback to hell, but you, you can start over." "All right, you canfind a new guy." "Oh, is that right?" "Find a new guy?" "You think there'ssomeone like kit out there, all fire and passionand danger?" "Like you?" "Are you a tough guy?" "Do you like to get crazy?" "Do you like to playwith danger?" "I dabble." "Good." "Let's seehow tough you are." "Look, no." "L-let's not." "Let's..." "let's notsee how tough I... I... i don't wanna see." "S-sam!" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Ohh!" "Sam." "Sam!" "Oh, sam." "Eh?" "Whoo!" "Ah ha ha!" "Yeah. [sighs]" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Dink." "Whoo." "Ohh." "Um, there's taylor." "You guyscan disappear." "Cool." "All right. [clears throat]" "Go, mighty warlord." "Collect your spoils." "Let's not call her spoilsto her face." "Good luck, sam." "So, is that your thing, kissing random guys in bars?" "Screw you." "Well... no." "I, uh... thoughtyou were cute." "Didn't look likethe kind of guy tomake the first move." "Excuse me?" "I... make moves." "Come on, sam oliver." "You have to thinkabout everything." "Don't you ever wantto just do somethingtotally spontaneous?" "Something you knewyou shouldn't?" "What if somebodyopens the door?" "Who cares, right?" "You like it dangerous?" "Cool." "Oh, sam." "That totallydrives me crazy." "How did uh, look, uh... this... this, uh... this doesn't feel right." "Wait." "What?" "Sam, you pulled meinto the closet." "Yeah." "No, i know." "I did." "I j... uh... this just... this isn't me." "Can we... can we just... can weslow it down a little?" "Sure." "You really are strange." "Yeah, yeah, I... i couldn't agree more." "I'm sorry, sammy." "I never should havepushed that wholetaylor thing on you." "I had no ideayou were a homosexual." ""We should justslow it down a little"?" "Hmm." "You hear that?" "That's the sound ofevery man in the worldlaughing at you." "So you came all the way herejust to bust on me?" "Oh, quite the contrary." "I feel bad." "I really do." "I just wanted youto get the girl for oncein your miserable life." "Yeah, i reallyappreciate your concern, but maybe i'm just not surethat that's the girl i want." "Right, right, right." "You're holding outfor true love." "I told you, sam, there is no such thing." "You know, i couldn't figure out why you keptthrowing taylor in my path." "It's not becauseyou really care about me." "Hey!" "Untrue." "It's because you'retempting me again." "You just want me to bemore like you, but i'm not." "I don't believe there'sno such thing as love." "And you know what?" "I don't believethat you believe that." "Wow." "You know, celibacy reallymakes you insightful." "Come on." "You've been aroundsince the dawn of time." "Are you telling meyou've never been in love?" "Well, personally, i've always found lustto be quite satisfying." "Yeah." "You would."