"( theme music playing )" "( woman laughing )" " Ramsay:" "Tansy!" "Woman:" "Tansy!" "Tansy!" "Ramsay:" "Tansy!" " ( dogs barking )" "( growling )" "( laughing )" "( laughing )" "Ramsay:" "Tansy!" "( screams )" " There you are." "( barking )" "( screaming )" "I can't see her, Ramsay." "( panting )" "Tansy!" "( whimpering )" "If you make it out of the woods, you win!" "Run, Tansy, run!" "( screams )" "( whimpering )" "( panting, crying )" "Ramsay:" "Tansy." " Woman:" "Where is she?" "Ramsay:" "Tansy, Tansy, Tansy!" " ( barking )" "( whimpering )" "( screams )" "( crying )" "Good girls." "Down, girls." "Down." "Well done." "You, too." "I only wounded her." " You brought her down." "That's what matters." "A fine shot." "Wasn't it, Reek?" "A fine shot, master." "My lady." "Please, my lord.It hurts." "Oh, sweet.Don't cry." "It will be over soon." "She thinksshe's pretty." "Let me put onethrough her face." "We have to rewardthe hounds, love." "They did all the hard work." "Why?" "I did whatever you asked." "But you made Myranda feel jealous." "Me jealous of her?" "My lord, please." "You can see that your presencehas become a bit of a problem." "( crying ) - ( dogs snarling, barking )" "Rip her!" "Rip her!" "Rip her!" "( Tansy screaming )" "( tearing )" "Not so pretty now." "Tyrion:" "Your new hand, it's nicer than the old one." "Wouldn't you agree, Pod?" "Is it solid gold?" "Gilded steel." "You're not eating." "Why is no one eating?" "My wife wastes away and my brother starves himself." "I'm not hungry." " You lost a hand, ot a stomach.Try the boar." "Cersei can't get enough of it since one killed Robert for her." "A toast." "To the proud Lannister children." "The dwarf, the cripple, and the mother of madness." "Oh!" " I'll clean it up." "No, I'll do it." "Leave us." "It's only wine." "I can't fight anymore." "What about your left?" "I can hold a sword, but all my instincts are wrong." "How can I protect the king when I can hardly wipe my own ass?" "You're the Lord Commander now." "Command." "Let othersdo the fighting." "When was the last timeFather used a sword?" "I'm not Father.I'm the Kingslayer." "When people find outl can't slay a pigeon..." "Train, then." "Learn to fight with your other hand." "With whom?" "You?" "Men talk." "Soon as someone discovers I can't fight, he'll tell everyone." "You need a proper, discreet swordsman." "As it happens, I have just the one." "My brother tells me you can keep your mouth shut." "Unusual talent for a sellsword." "He tells me you shit gold just like your father." "Is this place safe?" "There's this knight, Leygood," " got thunderbolts on his shield." " Uh-huh." "Right here is whereI fuck his wife." "She's a screamer,that one." "If they don't hear her, they won't hear us." "( whistles )I've never seen Valyrian steel before." "She's a beauty." "The problem is, if you fight withan edged blade," "I'll have to." "And if I fight with an edged blade," "I'll have no one left to pay me." "( blade clatters )" "I haven't used a sparringsword since I was nine." "Ah!" "Bold warrior you are, attacking a man when his guard's down." "Best time to attack a man." "Mind yourself." " If I still had my right hand..." " Plan on growing it back?" "Come on, then." "Man:" "Open the gates!" "Riders coming in!" "( horse whinnies )" "Man:" "Let's get these horses seen to!" "Father." "Welcome home." "Walda, this is Ramsay Snow, my bastard." "A pleasure, Mother." "Hello." "Roose:" "See that the horses are fed, nwatered, and rubbed down." "And take Lady Walda to her chambers." "This way, my lady." "Where is your prize?" "With the hounds." "I'll have a look at him." "I hear you took a handfrom the Kingslayer." "Word travels." "How he screamed." "You would have loved it. - ( laughs )" "Father." "What did you do to him?" "I trained him.He was a slow learner, but he learned." "You flayed him." "Peeled a few bits." "Removed a few others." "This was Balon Greyjoy'sson and heir." "We've been flayingour enemies for 1,000 years." "The flayed man is on our banners." "My banners, not yours." "You're not a Bolton." "You're a Snow." "Tywin Lannister has givenme the North." "But he won't lift a finger to help me take it." "As long as the ironborn hold Moat Cailin, our armies are trapped south of the Neck." "Theon was a valuable hostage, not your plaything." "I wanted to trade himfor Moat Cailin." "I already asked." "Lord Greyjoy refused." "Savages have no" "You sent terms to Balon Greyjoy without my consent?" "You made me actingLord of the Dreadfort." "I acted." "I had to smuggle myself into my own lands thanks to the Greyjoys." "I needed Theon." "I needed him whole." "Theon was our enemy." "But Reek," "Reek will never betray us." "I placed far too muchtrust in you." "Reek, how could you let me stand before my father unshaven?" "It's disrespectful." " I'm sorry, my lord." "Give him the razor." "If I'm not a Bolton,Father, what does it matter?" "Go on, Reek." "A nice close shave." "Reek, tell Father where are Bran and Rickon Stark?" "I don't know,my lord." "You murdered them and displayed their corpses at Winterfell." "Ramsay:" "Reek, did you murder the Stark boys?" "No, my lord." "Just two farm boys." "Ramsay:" "And crisped them nso no one would know." "Theon:" "Yes, my lord." "The Starks have alwaysruled the North." "If Bran and Rickonare alive, the country will rallyto their side ow that Robb Stark is gone." "Oh, that's right, Reek." "Robb Stark is dead." "Sorry." "I know he was like a brother to you." "But my father put a knife through his heart." "How do you feel about that?" "You ready for a hunt?" " Always." "Find those boys and I'll give you 1,000 acres and a holdfast." "Your pet rathave any thoughts on which way they wentafter Winterfell?" "Jon Snow is atCastle Black." "Who the fuck is Jon Snow?" "Their bastard brother." "He could besheltering them." "He may know where they are." "Even if he doesn't, he's half Stark himself." "Could be a threat." "You want to prove yourself a Bolton?" "Gather whatever men you can and ride for Moat Cailin." "Bring this creature of yours." "Maybe he'll be of some use." "Take the Moat for the family, forourfamily, and I'll reconsider your position." "Lord Varys." "Breakfasting with the king?" "I'm afraid foreignersaren't welcome at such exclusive affairs." "Oh, to be foreign." " Ahem." "Shae has been noticed." "Sansa's maid saw you with her." "She already toldyour sister." "It's only a matter of timebefore your father hears." "So I'm guiltyof being seen with my own wife's handmaiden." "My father will ask youif there's anything more and you'll tell himsome clever lie." "No, I will not." "How long do you imagine your father and sister would let me live if they suspectedme of lying?" "I have no pet sellsword to protect me." "No legendary brother to avenge me." "Only little birds who whisper in my ear." "Forgive meif I don't weep for you." "No one weepsfor spiders or whores." "I have friends across the sea who could help her." "She won't leave." "I've told her this is a dangerous place so many times,she no longer believes it." "Your father has promisedto hang the next whore he finds you with." "Have you ever known your father to make an idle threat?" "From House Tyrell and the people of the Reach," "Your Grace, it is my honor to present you with this wedding cup." "May youand my daughter Margaery drink deep and live long." "A handsome goblet, my lord." "Or shall I call you Father?" "I shall be honored, Your Grace." "She's the whore I told you about." "The dark-haired one." "Have her broughtto the Tower of the Hand before the wedding." "A book?" ""The Lives of Four Kings." Grand Maester Kaeth's history of the reigns ofDaeron the Young Dragon," "Baelor the Blessed, Aegon the Unworthy, and Daeron the Good." "A book every kingshould read." "Now that the war is won, we should all find time for wisdom." "Thank you, Uncle." "One of only two Valyriansteel swords in the capital," "Your Grace, freshlyforged in your honor." "Careful, Your Grace." "Nothing cuts like Valyrian steel." "So they say." "( panting )" "Such a great sword should have a name." "What shall I call her?" " Man:" "Stormbringer." "Man #2:" "Terminus." " Man #3:" "Widow's Wail." "Man #4:" "Wolfsbane.n" " Widow's Wail." "I like that." "( chuckles )" "Every time I use it,it'll be like cutting off" "Ned Stark's head all over again." "( door opens )" "Don't." "You want me on the desk?" "What's wrong, my lion?" " Don't call me that." "What should I call you?" "I'm afraid our friendshipcan't continue." "Our friendship?" "There's a ship waiting inthe harbor bound for Pentos." "What?" "You'll have your owncabin, of course, and across the Narrow Seaa house, servants." "What is this?" "I'm a married man." "My wife has suffered a great deal, as you well know." "I don't want herto suffer anymore on my account." "I need to uphold my vows." "She doesn't want you." "I need to do right by her." " You don't want her." "By our children." "What are you afraid of?" " I'm not afraid." "You are." "You are afraid of your father and your sister." " You're going to run from them all your life?" " I need you to leave." "I'm not afraid of them." "I'm not going to run." "Shae." " We will fight them together." "It's like you said, I am yours and you are mine." "You're a whore!" "Sansa is fit to bearmy children and you are not." "I can't be in love with a whore." "I can't have children with a whore." "How many men have you been with?" "500?" "5,000?" "How many whores have you been with?" "I have enjoyed my time with all of them and I have enjoyed my time with you most of all." "But now that time is over." "( Shae crying )" "You'll have a comfortablelife in Pentos." "Bronn will escort you to your ship." "( door closes )" "( woman screaming )" " Melisandre:" "Hear us now." "Accept these tokensof our faith, my lord, and lead usfrom the darkness." "( crying )" "Sire, I served you well." "( crowd chanting ) Lord of Light, show us the way..." "Selyse, you're my sister!" "Yours are the stars that guide us." "Tell him!" "Tell him!" "Melisandre:" "Lord of Light, protect us, for the night is darkand full of terrors." "( screaming )" "Did you see?" "Their souls." "It was their souls." "Our lord took them." "Did you see?" "Lord Florent was your brother by law." "He was an infidel." "He worshipped the godsof his fathers and their fathers before him." "They were the godsof your fathers, too." "I ordered him to teardown his idols." "He disobeyed." "How many ships did hebring to your cause?" "How many men?" "A good deal more than you." "Did you see,Ser Davos?" "They're withour lord now." "Their sins all burned away." "Did you see?" "I'm sure they're more than grateful, my queen." "( sniffs )" "Meat's off." "Our lardersare almost empty." "Serve fish, then." "We're on an island." "You hate fish." "I hate a good many things, but I suffer them all the same." "When Storm's End was under siege and I was starving," "Stannis boiled soup for me from books." "The binding glue is made from horses." "One morning, he shot two seagulls on the beach." "I've never tasted anything as good as grilled seagull." "Do you remember?" " Of course I remember." "Have you ever known true hunger, my lady?" "It's all I knewnwhen I was a child." "Until you found the Lord of Light?" "Until he found me." "I fear for our daughter's soul." "Every mother should fearnfor her child's soul." " She's a stubbornlittle beast." " She's a child." "You barely know her." "You think she's sweetbecause she smiles when you visit." "She's sullen and stubbornand sinful." "Why else would the Lord of Light have seen fit to mark her face?" "She needs the rod." "She's my daughter.You will not strike her." "As you command." "Perhaps the Lady Melisandre could speak with her." "( knocks )" "Come in." "Were you sleeping, Princess?" "Did you watch the ceremonyon the beach?" "I heard it." "And it frightened you?" "Ser Axel was my uncle." "He was alwayskind to me." "They're in a better place now, Princess." "The fire cleansed themnof the sins of the world." "But they screamed." "Women scream when they give birth." "Afterward they are filled with joy." "Afterward they aren't ash and bone." "You have so manyquestions, don't you?" "So did Inwhen I was a child." "I was much like you." "Only I wasn't a princess." "And you didn't have this." "No." "But I suffered in other ways, sweet girl, believe me." "What do you knowof the gods?" "I read"The Seven-Pointed Star."" "Lies and fables." "Septons speak of seven gods." "There are but two-- a god of lightand love and joy and a god of darkness,evil, and fear." "Eternally at war." "There are no seven heavens and no seven hells?" "There's only one hell, Princess." "The one we live in now." "( heavy breathing )" "( growls )" "Hodor. - ( breathing heavily )" "Why did you wake me?" "You've been gone for hours." "I was hungry." "We're all hungry." "I was just eating." "Summer was eating." "Your body can't live on the food your wolf consumes." "Spending too much time in Summer's skin is dangerous." "You're nota direwolf, Bran." "Must be glorious, though." "To run, to leap,to hunt." "To be whole." "I know that's tempting, but if you're trapped in Summer for too long, you'll forget what it wasto be human." "You'd forget us, Bran." "You'd forget your mother and father." "You'd forget your brothers and sisters." "You'd forget Winterfell." "You'd forget you." "And if we lose you, we lose everything." "( wind blowing )" "( wolf barks )" "Hodor, take me to the tree." "( caws )" "Voice:" "Look for me..." "( cawing )" "Voice:...beneath the tree." "Cersei:" "He saw us.- ( screaming )" "( dragon roaring )" "Voice:" "North." "( gasps )" "I know where we have to go." "( bells tolling )" "Let it be knownthat Margaery of House Tyrell and Joffrey of the Houses Lannister and Baratheon are one heart, one flesh,one soul." "Cursed be he who would seeknto tear them asunder." "With this kiss, I pledge my love." "( applause )" "We have a new queen." "Better her than you." "Bit much, wouldn't you say?" " It feels proportionate." "Proportionate to what?" " The expected extravagance." "People who spend their moneyon this sort of nonsense tend not to have itfor long." "You ought to try enjoying something before you die." "You might findit suits you." "Not now, Mace.Lord Tywin and I are speaking." "Anyway, I don't know whatyou're complaining about." "I'm paying my share." "Shall we stick golden rosesin half the meat pies to commemorateyour generosity?" "No, your heartfelt thank-you is its own reward." "I would imagine I'd be hearing it again before long." "Wars are rather expensive." ""The Iron Bank will have its due."" "How they love to remind everyone." "Almost as much as you Lannisters with your debts." "I'm not worried aboutthe Iron Bank." "We both knowyou're smarter than that." "Come, Tywin, let us celebrate young love." "( music playing )n- ( people laughing, chatting )" "All taken care of." "You saw her board the ship?" " Aye, she's on it." "You saw the ship sail away?" "No one knows she's there but you, me, and Varys." "How do you know?" "Because if someone follows me without an invitation," "I'm the last personthey ever follow." "There's someone following you?" "She's gone." "I know you don't want to believe it, but she is." "Now, go drink till it feels like you did the right thing." "Hello." "Hello." " Not you." "You lookexquisite, child." "The wind has beenat you, though." "I haven't had the opportunity to tell you how sorry I was to hear about your brother." "War is war,but killing a man at a wedding, horrid." "What sort of monsterwould do such a thing?" "As if men need morereasons to fear marriage." "My lady.My lady." "Lord Tyrion, you see?" "Not as bad as all that." "Perhaps if your pauper husband were to sell his mule and his last pair of shoes, he might be able to afford to bring you to Highgarden for a visit." "Now that peace has come and all is right with the world, it would do you goodto see some of it." "You must excuse me." "It's time I ate some of this food I paid for." "♪ A coat of gold ♪" "♪ Or a coat of red ♪" "♪ A lionstill has claws ♪" "♪ And mine, my lord... ♪" "Very good." "Very good.Off you go." "( coins clatter ) - ( crowd laughs )" "My love, why don't we make the announcement?" "( taps goblet )" "Everyone." "The queen would like to say a few words." "( applause )" "We are so fortunate to enjoy this marvelous food and drink." "Not all among usare so lucky." "To thank the gods for bringing the recent war to a just end," "King Joffrey has decreedthat the leftovers from our feast be givento the poorest in his city." "( applause ) -( music playing )" "You're an example to us all." "Ser Jaime, I'm very sorry." "Ser Loras,it's quite all right." "Your sister looksvery beautiful." "Loras:nas does yours." "So, looking forward to your wedding?" "Yes, very much." "Our fathers are both rather keen on the prospect." "They certainly are." "Perhaps they should get married." "( laughs )" "If you wereto marry Cersei, she'd murder youin your sleep." "If you somehow managed to put a child in her first, she'd murder him, too, long before he drew his first breath." "Luckily for you,none of this will happen because you'll never marry her." "And neither will you." "Your Grace." "My king." "My queen." " Lady Brienne." "So good of you to come." "I'm no lady, Your Grace." "Did you just bow?" "Apologies, Your Grace." "I never did masterthe curtsy." "You're the one who put a swordthrough Renly Baratheon." "That's not true, my love.Brienne had nothing to do with it." "A shame." "I'd knight the man that put an end to that deviant's life." "I just wanted to congratulate you both and wish you good fortune." "The country has been at war too long." "I hope your reign is long and peaceful." "Yes, yes." " Thank you." "I hope we see more of you." "Lady Brienne." "You're Lord SelwynTarth's daughter." "That makes you a lady whether you want to be or not." "As you say, Your Grace." "I owe you my gratitude." "You returned my brothersafely to King's Landing." "In truth, he rescued me,Your Grace." "More than once." "Did he?" "Haven't heardthat story before." "Not such a fascinating story, I'm afraid." "I'm sure you have manyfascinating stories." "Sworn to Renly Baratheon." "Sworn to Catelyn Stark." "And now my brother." "Must be exciting to flit from one camp to the next serving whichever lord or lady you fancy." "I don't serveyour brother, Your Grace." "But you love him." "Your Grace." "No, no, come to my chambers and I will examine you personally." "She'll do no such thing." " Oh, Your Grace." "Yes, well, this young lady sought my advice" "You should see Qyburn.He's quite good." "Your Grace." " Qyburn?" "Deplorable man." "Brought shame on the Citadel with his repugnant experiments." "More repugnant than your gnarled fingers on that girl's thighs?" "Your Grace, I am a man of learning." "My little brother had yousent to the Black Cells when you annoyed him." "What do you think I could do to you if you annoyed me?" "I never meantto annoy anyone." "But you are." "You annoy me right now." "Every breath you drawing my presence annoys me." "So here's what I want you to do." "I want you to leave my presence." "Leave this wedding right now." "Go to the kitchensand instruct them that all the leftovers from the feast will be brought to the kennels." "Your Grace,Queen Margaery" "Thequeenis telling you the leftovers will feed the dogs or you will." "A gold dragon to whoeverknocks my fool's hat off." "( crowd laughing )" "You're in rathera good mood." "I suppose I am." " I won't ask why." "Small pleasures." " Your Grace." "Lord Tywin." "Prince Oberyn." "I don't believe you have met Ellaria." "This is the Lord HandTywin Lannister and Cersei Lannister the Queen Regent." "I suppose it isformer Queen Regent now." "Lord Hand and Lady Cersei," "Ellaria Sand." " My lord." "My lady." "Charmed." "Can't say I've ever met a Sand before." "We are everywhere in Dorne." "I have 10,000 brothers and sisters." "Bastards are bornof passion, aren't they?" "We don't despise them in Dorne." "No?" "How tolerant of you." "I expect it is a relief,Lady Cersei, giving up your regalresponsibilities." "Wearing the crown for somany years must have left your neck a bit crooked." "I suppose you'll neverknow, Prince Oberyn." "It's a shameyour older brother couldn't attend the wedding." "Please give him our regards." "With any luck, the gout will abate with time and he will be able to walk again." "They call it the rich man's disease." "A wonder you don't have it." "Noblemen in my part of the country don't enjoy the same lifestyle as our counterparts in Dorne." "People everywhere have their differences." "In some places the highborn frown upon those of low birth." "In other places the rape and murder of women and children is considered distasteful." "What a fortunatething for you, former Queen Regent, that your daughter Myrcella has been sent to live in the latter sort of place." "( taps goblet )" "Everyone, silence!" "Clear the floor." "There's been too muchamusement here today." "A royal wedding is not an amusement." "A royal wedding is history." "The time has come for all of us to contemplate our history." "My lords... my ladies..." "I give you" "King Joffrey...- ( shouting ) ...Renly, Stannis," "Robb Stark, Balon Greyjoy." "The War of the Five Kings." "( applause, laughter )" "I'm the rightful king." "King in the North!" " Yes!" "Traitor." "You're a traitor. - ( laughing )" "For the Seven Kingdoms!" "Let the war begin." "( laughing ) - ( howls )" "Renly, you're no king." "Away, degenerate.Away. Away." "Ooh, careful.( squeals )" "Go on." " I want you to be my prince." "( laughing )" "Stannis!" "Who's got the gold now, Stark?" "I am the rightful king." "Challenge me, ruffian." "Take that." " I'm drowning." "I'm drowning." "I am the King in the North!" "Not wildfire!" "( laughing ) - ( crying )" "Pay each of them 20 goldwhen this is done." "Podrick:" "Yes, my lord." "We'll have to find anotherway to thank the king." "Charge!" "Ready, again." "I am the Kingin the North!" "Charge!" " Charge!" "Yes!" "( crowd cheers )" "Your head!" " ( laughing )" "( laughing )" "( grunting )" "( laughing )" "Fine gentlemen." "( applause )" "Well fought.Well fought." "Here you are.Champion's purse." "Though you're not the champion yet, are you?" "A true champion defeats all the challengers." "Surely there are others out there who still dare to challenge my reign." "Uncle." "How about you?" "I'm sure they have a spare costume." "( crowd laughs )" "One taste of combat wasenough for me, Your Grace." "I would like to keepwhat remains of my face." "I think you should fight him." "This was but a poor imitation of your own bravery on the field of battle." "I speak as a firsthand witness." "Climb down from the high table with your new Valyrian sword and show everyone how a true king wins his throne." "Be careful, though." "This one is clearly mad with lust." "It would be a tragedy for the king to lose his virtue hours before his wedding night." "( light laughter )" "A fine vintage." "Shame that it spilled." "It did not spill." "My love, come back to me." "It's time for my father's toast." "( applause )" "Well, how does he expect me to toast without wine?" "Uncle, you can bemy cupbearer seeing as you'retoo cowardly to fight." "Your Grace does me a great honor." "It's not meant as an honor." "Bring me my goblet." "What good is an empty cup?" "Fill it." "Kneel." "Kneel before your king." "Kneel." "I said... kneel!" "Look, the pie." "( applause )" "My queen." "( gasps ) - ( applause )" "Margaery:" "Wonderful." "Wonderful." "My hero." "Can we leave now?" " Let's find out." "Uncle." "Where are you going?" "You're my cupbearer, remember?" "I thought I might changeout of these wet clothes, Your Grace." "No, no, no." "No, you're perfect the way you are." "Serve me my wine." "Well, hurry up." "This pie is dry." "Mm, good." "Needs washing down." "If it please Your Grace,Lady Sansa is very tired." "No.( coughs )" "No, you'll wait here... ( coughs ) un-- ( coughs )" "( coughing )" " Your Grace?" "( coughing ) It's nothing." "( gasping )" "He's choking!" " Help the poor boy." "( gasping )" "Idiots, help your king." " Move away!" "( choking )" "Joffrey!" "Joffrey!" " Cersei:" "Help him!" "Someone help him!" " Joffrey!" "( gagging )" "Come with me now." " Cersei:" "Joffrey!" "Joffrey!" "If you want to live, we have to leave." "Don't touch him!" "( gurgling )" "Joffrey.- ( gasping )" "Please, Joffrey." "Joffrey, what is it?" "Help him!" "( gasps )" "( crying ) My son." "( crowd sobbing )" "Man:" "He's gone.Our king is gone." "He did this." "He poisoned my son, your king." "Take him.Take him!" "Take him!" "Take him!" "( crowd shouting )" "( music playing )" "♪ In a coat of gold ♪" "♪ Or a coat of red ♪" "♪ A lion still has claws ♪" "♪ And mine are long ♪" "♪ And sharp, my lord ♪" "♪ As long and sharp as yours ♪" "♪ And so he spokeand so he spoke ♪" "♪ That Lord of Castamere ♪" "♪ And now the rains ♪" "♪ Weep o'er his hall ♪" "♪ With no one there to hear ♪" "♪ Yes, now the rains ♪" "♪ Weep o'er his hall ♪" "♪ And not a soul to hear. ♪"