"♪♪ Middle Eastern music playing... ♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "Doctor!" "Is there any update on special action, uh, Jack Decker?" "Mr. President, it's too early to say." "His mind was wiped clean." "But the good news is that telling him these old stories is starting to have an effect." "He's regaining his, uh, basic toilet functions, and his biographical data seems to have begun the long process of reinstallation, beginning with his earliest childhood memories." "His neural network is improving, that's fantastic." "Now, if you'll excuse me, Mr. President," "I still have some tests I have to run." "Mr. President, may I introduce to you" "Decker's oldest and dearest friend, the one and only Lanoi Arnold." "♪♪" "Mahalo, Mr. President." "I, uh, brought you some of my famous chicken wings as a makana, or gift, uh, from the Hawaiian Islands." "You can also find these in the frozen food section at your local supermarket." "Ahh." "Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen," "I'm going to the, uh, mess hall and enjoy these tasty wings, while "Lahoi" takes, uh, uh, Decker on some, uh, past adventures." "♪♪ Rock music playing... ♪♪" "♪♪" "♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪" "*DECKER:" "Mind Wipe* Season 06 Episode 02 Title: "Trouble on the Bayou"" "My old friend." "I hate to see you this way." "Let me think..." "Oh." "There was that one time where... we went to New Orleans for spring break." "That was a great trip, mon." "One no one should be ever allowed to forget." "♪♪ "Down By the Riverside" plays... ♪♪ Title: "Trouble On The Bayou"" "♪♪" "Let's get some more hurricanes and see what the Bourbon night life has to offer, Lanoi." "I haven't had a vacation in too long, and it's time for me to cut loose." "Sounds good, mon, but I had a long flight from Hawaii, so..." "I think I'm gonna go back to the hotel room, call it a night, mon." "Decker!" "Come up and see me." "I have something I want to show you." "The ladies love you, Decker." "Tonight's gonna be your night, mon." "I'll see you tomorrow morning for some "ben-gays" at Café Du Monde." "Come on, Decker, come here." "I'll be up soon, but fir..." "I..." "I'll be there soon." "I just have to change out my boots..." "Buy new boots." "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪ Country music plays..." "Why, hello there." "My name is Roy St. Charlemagne LaRue, the unofficial mayor of this 26th ward of our beautiful city of New Orleans." "I'm the proprietor of this little bayou boutique." "How can I help you?" "Mr. LaRue, my..." "I'm in the market for some Louisiana-style alligator boots." "Uh, after daily service to me, these are finally starting to wear out." "Whew." "No can do, Mr. Decker." "Thanks to the state's new partnership with these animal..." "Hollywood animal Rights' activists, my hands is tied." "And Governor Pierce isn't doing anything to help the problem." "These alligators have more rights than we do." "Uh, uh, I will go speak with Governor Pierce now." "It looks like this vacation's over." "♪♪" ""Thank God for Decker." Say that." "Thank God for Decker." "♪♪" "Special Agent Jack Decker." "I wish you would have told me you were down here in the N..." "Big Easy." "I would have had the good ol' boys show you a time." "This isn't a social visit, Governor Pierce." "Well, then, how can I be of service to you, Mr. Decker?" "Alligator boots... the national symbol of Louisiana." "You have made them illegal." "Oh, Mr. Decker, it sounds like you paid a visit to old Roy LaRue." "Roy oughta know that, uh, we have to be kind to our endangered little friends." "After all, they are God's creatures." "Your love of alligators wouldn't have anything to do with campaign contributions from Hollywood Animal Rights' activists and limousine liberals, would..." "Now, would it?" "Oh, Mr. Decker, I'm getting the impression that you don't understand how we do business down here in New Orleans." "Some folk just tend to go get lost down there in that deep, dark swampy bayou." "Here's hoping that you stay dry." "This conversation is not finished yet, Mr. Givner..." "Ahh, shit." "♪♪" "♪♪" "Why would Governor Pence care about the rights of an..." "Of alligators?" "Old man Pierce don't care nothing 'bout no alligators, Decker." "That's a classic Cajun con." "What?" "The governor's been lining his pockets with donations from those limousine liberals while also operating his own secret alligator shoe operation." "Candy, do you know where the hell these factor..." "This factory is?" "It's deep in swamp country, off that old abandoned highway in no-man's land." "You ain't never gonna find it, Decker." "We'll see about that." "It looks like my vacation's over." "♪♪" "I spotted Dracula's castle." "Decker:" "Kington!" "Decker." "So much bigger than..." "I thought you were on vacation." "Klingon, I need you to use infrared satellite technology to locate a factory somewhere in southern Cal..." "Ugh." "Louisiana." "The location is totally off any grid and won't be found on any map." "Decker, I need more information." "Can you tell me who the registered owner of the building is?" "It's Governor Lamont Pierce." "The man who won the Governor of the Year honors the past three years?" "He won't be winning any of those awards this year." "Now get me the information now!" "♪♪" "I found it." "Decker, if what you say is true, this is a scandal that threatens to take down the Pierce administration." "I'm sending you GPS coordinates." "The building is not accessible by any traditional means." "We'll see about that." "♪♪" "Well, Mr. Decker." "You going out on a little tourist cruise in our world-famous bayou?" "It's a free country, gentlemen." "Well, we'll have to see about that, now won't we, Ducker?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Decker, help!" " You son of a bitch." " Help, help," " You don't seem to get it, now do you," " Decker!" "Help!" "Why don't you and your little lady friend go on down to Bourbon Street and get yourself a little cup of gumbo?" "How about you try my gumbo?" "♪♪" "Aah!" "♪♪" "Man:" "Aah!" "Looks like the alligators got their lunch early." "Decker, help!" "Help." "♪♪" "Time to hop some croc." "♪♪" "This reminds me of a scene from "Live and Let Die"" "starring Sir Roger Moore and written by the great Ian Fleming." "♪♪" "Sorry, boys, you'll have to munch on something else." "♪♪" "Alligator boots... the national symbol of Louisiana, and you have made them illegal, putting the threat of, uh..." "Small businesses under the threat of extinction." "Roy:" "Alligator boots were the lifeblood of my business." "♪♪ Tuba plays..." "The governor's been linin' his pockets with donations from those limousine liberals while also operating his own secret alligator shoe operation." "Looks like my vacation's over." "♪♪ Dramatic music playing... ♪♪" "♪♪" "Run!" "♪♪" "To Jack Decker, for single-handedly saving" "Louisiana's most cherished industry." "When I heard what happened," "I had to fly out immediately and join the celebration." "Uh, li..." "Louisiana liberals don't understand is that responsible hunting of alligators does more to keep them from going instinct..." "Extinct..." "Than any federal regulations ever could..." "Ever could do." "Decker, mon, how about you grace us with a song?" "I will, but my s... my way, New Orleans style." "♪♪ Zydeco music playing... ♪ I'm like an empty bottle ♪" "♪ Drained of everything left in my mind ♪" "♪ Checking out life on the dark side ♪" "♪ Riding down the road till the end of time ♪" "Decker, you rock, mon!" "Whoo-hoo!" "♪♪ Music playing... ♪♪" "♪ I'm like an empty bottle ♪" "♪ Left of everything good and right ♪" "♪ Checking out, waiting for something ♪" "♪ To pick me up or to hang me dry ♪" "♪ Fill me up ♪" "♪ Again ♪" "♪♪" "♪ Fill me up ♪" "♪ Again ♪" "Any progress, Lanoi?" "Lanoi:" "It's no use, Kington." "He's not responding." "Don't be so sure about that, Lanoi." "♪♪ Music playing... ♪♪" "♪♪ Next time on "Decker"" "My best friend and old Army buddy," "Stephen Crane, was killed all due to, uh, Davidsoncare." "Stephen was suffering from terminal blood clots." "Let me guess, doc." "Healthy as a horse." "We discovered terminal blood clots on your brain." "ABSO..." "LUTELY"