"Previously on Will  Grace..." "Grace and I are really focused on this baby right now and we've made an agreement-- no dating" "Two weeks ago, I wanted this baby more than anything" "And now, I'm just-- I'm so confused" "Oh, I can't believe this" "This is only the most important thing we've ever done together and you flake out on me?" "I don't know why that's surprising-- you're a flake" "All I asked for was one month-- one month to see where this is going" "Oh, let me tell you where this is going" "You'll end up hating him in three weeks because" "I don't know, he has a weird chest hair pattern or he doesn't like watching "E!"" "Or he'll end up hating you because you're too needy" "Then you'll fall apart I'll pick you up and then, magically you'll be ready to have a baby" "Look, I'm sorry that I met someone 'cause I know how much you hate it when I'm happy" " Oh, that is such a load!" " Admit it" "You're happiest when I'm miserable" "I mean, come on" "Isn't that our thing?" "Because then you don't have to look at how miserable you are" "Shut up, Grace!" "But I am not gonna be miserable for you" "I am gonna try to be happy" "And if you can't deal with that then you are even more pathetic than I thought" " Get outta here" " Go to hell!" "No, I mean it!" "I want you outta here in two weeks" "You don't live here anymore" "I don't know how much longer I can live with Will" "I mean, every time I get in the shower with him he's like "Jack, get the hell out."" "I know, honey Grace is driving me nuts, too" "She can't concentrate on work anymore Mm-mm" "She just sits around all day doodling pictures of people's houses on these enormous sketch pads" "And then, she's on the phone all the time ordering furniture?" "Honey, where's she gonna put all that, huh?" "In these "houses" she's drawing?" "Oh..." "So we need to get them back together" "But how?" "Pretend to think, pretend to think" "Pretend to care, pretend to care" "Ooh, I got it" "What we need is a plan" "Some way to get them in the same room together" "Oh, honey, that's genius Write that down" "Oh, wait, not on that That's for Will and Grace" "That's an invitation to Joe and Larry's kid's birthday party" "Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too" " Anyway, enough about that" " Yeah" "We have to figure out a way to get them in the same room so they can work it out" "But how?" "How?" "Ow!" "I just got a paper cut on this party invitation for Will and Grace" "Focus!" "We're trying to get them in the same room together" "Forget about this party they're both invited to" "Now, what do they both like?" "Well, Will likes to be taller than everybody and Grace likes to eat cake" "Where can we take them where there'll be small people eating cake?" "Oh!" "Shoot, I just spilled on this invitation to a child's birthday party" "Hey..." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I don't know" "Are you thinking what it would be like to have Spiderman spray his web on you?" "Okay, that's just freaky Okay, that's crazy" "You sure you don't wanna go to Joe and Larry's kid's party?" "You'll tower over people" "I do like to feel tall" "Ah, I don't know" "Grace and I already said we weren't going and besides" "I don't think I'd be very good company right now, anyway" "Okay..." "But, uh, when couples split one person always gets the good friends" "So if you don't kiss up to Joe and Larry first you'll end up like the ex-Ms." "Giuliani" "He got the two cool gay guys and all she got was a part in The Vagina Monologues" "Please" "They're not gonna choose Grace over me" "They love me" "And if that's not enough Joe got drunk one night and let it slip about his Internet chat buddy" "That's my ace in the hole" "And that's actually the guy's screen name" "All right" "But don't blame me when the dust settles and" "Grace is grand marshal at the Gay Pride Parade and you're stuck in Fort Lee doing The 'Gina Monologues" "Hi, this is Grace Adler" "I'd like to take Will Truman off my Video East renter's card" "Well, if you must know he tried to force me to have a baby and give up a chance at true love and that kinda person shouldn't be able to rent videos" "Thank you" "Honey, you're being so spiteful and vindictive" "Compliments?" "This early in the day?" "Oh, honey, you're always the life of the party" "Oh, speaking of parties would you like me to "RSTD" to Moe and Mary?" "Uh, I don't know, Karen" "I'm really not in the party mood" "There'll be a nice cake" "I do like a nice cake" "Besides, honey, you need to go over there and make nice with Joe and Larry" "You don't want them going over to Will's side" "They're gay" "They belong to you" "I'm not worried about them" "I have been a true and loyal friend" "Besides, one night" "Larry got drunk and let some things slip about his secret Internet chat buddy so he ain't goin' nowhere" "Okay, honey" "Don't blame me if Will is empress of gay America and you're in Fort Lee doing The Vagina Monologues" "Okay?" "What?" "I don't know" "Wow" "Look at this place, Will" "Everyone's screaming and jumping all over each other" "Why can't grownups have a place like this?" "We do, Jack" "It's known as last call in any gay bar, U.S.A" "Hey, guys!" "Hey!" "Thanks for coming" " Good to see you" " How are you?" "Hey, how's the party going?" "Any cute fathers?" "Well, actually, there's this one really hot" "No" "Ooh, I got Hannah a little something" " Oh, Will, you shouldn't have" " Don't be silly" "You guys are my best friends" "Hannah's my goddaughter and I just mean the world to all of you" "It's from both of us" "It's actually kinda cool" "I adopted her an endangered panda from The Discovery Store" "You get a certificate and a pamphlet about the threat to the environment" "It's from Will" "It's even better than that mile of highway you had cleaned up in her name" "I just figured, you know it's better than some garish flashy gift with a lotta bells and whistles that she's just gonna get tired of in five minutes" "Whee!" "Where's the birthday girl?" "Auntie Grace is here" " What are you doing here?" " What are you doing here?" "Yay!" "They're in love again!" "I don't mean to interrupt, but is Hannah allowed to cut her own hair?" " You gave her a soda!" " It's her birthday!" " You said you weren't coming" " So did you" "Ha-ha!" "Too late!" "You're friends now" "Suckers!" "Woo-hoo!" "High five!" "Why, you-- you two planned this?" "Just to get us in the same room?" "Not just getting you in the same room no" "But getting you in the same room at the same time!" " Woo-hoo!" " Low two!" "Waaah!" "Stop it This is not a joke!" "Why can't you two just mind your own business?" "Wow" "Some people" "Trick 'em into doing something they don't wanna do and this is the thanks you get?" "Come on, honey" "While we're here let's go pick on a gay kid" " Hey, I was that gay k" " Shake your skirt, fairy!" "Well, I guess one of us should leave" "Yeah, you Bye-bye" "I'm not leaving" "I brought a present" "I brought a present, too" "What is that?" "Your phone bill?" "It's a panda" "Oh, God, not the endangered species thing again?" "You remember what happened when you gave that to your nephew at Christmas?" "Where's my panda?" "Where's my panda?" "I'll tell you where your panda is, kid-- in China" " It's educational" " It's stupid" "Like--like a Barbie in a string bikini is such a smart gift" "Why don't you just wrap a ribbon around bulimia?" "A doll cannot cause an eating disorder" "Nothing is that black and white" "A panda is" "Besides, I don't need to buy Joe and Larry's friendship with extravagant gifts for their kid" "That's not what I'm doing I'm here because I love Hannah" "Oh, really?" "And how old is she today?" "A lady never reveals her age" "I'm going to put my present on the table" "If you'd like, I'll put your envelope on the table with the savings bonds and the homemade cards" "In other words the suck pile" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Kids love homemade cards" "Yecch!" "I hope this is apple juice" "Let me help you there, Joey" "Joe-Joe" "Jay-Jiminy-Jee-Joe" "Look, Will, I would appreciate it if you didn't get high around the kids" "I'm not high" "I'm just joking with you That's what old friends do" "We joke Except maybe Grace" "She'd probably tell you half a knock-knock joke, and then blow you off for some guy on a horse" "Yeah" "How much of that stuff did you smoke?" "Kids, don't eat the balloons!" "They're poison" "Will, do you mind?" "Nope." "No problem, pal" "I'm on it" "And I'm in it" "Where's your kid?" "Where's my kid?" "Oh, I don't have a kid" "Not yet I'm thinking of adopting, though which is fine" "You know, I'll still be a reliable father" "Some people are not reliable You should know this" "Some people think they're reliable but when push comes to shove and the pressure's on they prove themselves to be-  what?" " Cheese?" "Unreliable" "Hey, Larry" "You look so good" "What's-- what's different about you?" "Except being the handsomest man in the world?" "God, your skin is so soft" "And what is under this shirt?" "A brick wall?" "Joe told me that you had some good stuff but we're off that since Hannah was born" "What?" "Okay, but I don't wanna do too much because I might freak out when the clown gets here" "Oh" "No, I'm just touching you in a loving way" "Not a controlling way, like Will" "You know, Will thinks you're boring" "I think everyone is having a really good time" "Okay, kids, I'm gonna say this one more time" "The balloons are not food!" "Stay, I'll get it" "I'm allowed to talk to adults!" "Wanna hold my bunny?" "I would love to, sweetheart" "He's my best friend" "Well, maybe he is now" "But wait" "He seems all sweet and cuddly" "Meanwhile, he's storing away all these secret resentments" "And then one day, when you've done absolutely nothing wrong his hatred will explode!" "Mommy!" "Hey, kid!" "Heads up" "Okay, no, not too much base" "And I want tabby eyes and Persian lips" "Honey, look at Will and Grace" "They haven't said a word to each other for over an hour" "This plan bites!" "Well, it's better than yours" "Telling those kids those balloons are made of candy" "Kids are dumb" "I know" "I ate a balloon it tastes nothing like candy" "Okay, we're ready" "Go get the kids around the big table and please make sure the camera has film in it" "One time It happened one time" "Kids, sit down!" "Cake!" " Happy" " Hey, Lar, let me help you with that" "No, it's okay." "I--I got it" " No, I want to" " Hap" "Oh, honey!" "Oh, Hannah's gonna love this" "Oh, thanks, Grace" "I found it in the Cookbook for Gay Dummies" " Hap" " Just let-- let me take it out" " Be careful" " No, we've got it covered" "Grace, Grace" "Larry, I'm so sorry" " Here, let me help" " Don't touch her" "Kids, we're going to the deli next door for birthday knishes" "Nice going, Grace" "Our friendship, a kid's birthday party your over-processed hair" "Anything else you wanna destroy this week?" "I don't know, anything else you wanna blame me for you big bitch?" "You're a mess I'm leaving" "Don't bother I'll leave" "No, no." "I'm leaving" " I'm already gone" " Where's the guy with the" "Where's my purse?" "Meow, meow" " Damn it" " Come on" " We are not playing games here" " Give me my purse" "Want 'em?" "Go get 'em" "Ha!" "Jack, what the hell are you doing?" "It's time you two patched things up" "Unzip it!" "Will!" "This is not the time or the place for your clumsy come-ons!" "Now talk to her!" "This is not funny Let us out now" " I'm not kidding, Jack" " I'm not kidding either!" "You guys' friendship means something to me" "It means that maybe we don't have to be alone in the world" "That some things do last forever" "That a fatty and his enabler can find love" "Come on, you're tearing the poor kid up!" "So either get it together or get it apart" "Just get it!" "Now come on, Jackie." "I hear there's some people here with some great dope" "Eew." "Eew" "I think I just stepped in a puddle of throw-up" "Throw-up makes me throw up" "Quit jumping You're gonna have two puddles" "Please look Is that throw-up?" "Look for yourself!" "I'm not your vomit-looker" "I only look at vomit for my friends and we are not friends" "Fine, then you're gonna have to find yourself another spider-killer" "I don't need you to kill spiders for me, thank you" "I can kill my own damn spiders" "What about the one above your head?" "Quit bouncing" "You quit bouncing" " You quit bouncing!" " You quit bouncing!" "Man" "You really hate me, don't you?" "Is this really happening?" "We just throw away 15 years of friendship over this?" "Don't say "over this" like it was nothing" "You screwed me over" "I'm planning my life around this" "You were gonna have a baby I was gonna be a dad" "And then you just throw it away" "Heh." "It was so easy for you" "Easy?" "Have you been paying any attention to my life lately?" "And when has finding someone ever been easy for me?" "That is not the point, Grace" "You just met the guy and you picked him over me" "I couldn't pick him over you because you are not an option for me" "You know, I actually considered walking away from Leo for you" "But then I started thinking about what our life would be like" "Just you and me and our baby" "And that question hanging over my head" "What question?" "Was Leo the right guy for me?" "I don't know" "I don't know if it's gonna work out" "But I hope it does" "And I'd hope my friend would want that for me, too" "I'm sorry, Grace, but it's not that easy for me" " Why?" " Because it's not" "Why?" "!" "Because I need you more than you need me!" "Okay?" "You--you--you-- you got a million options, Grace" "You can make a baby with Leo, or Nathan, or any Tom" "Dick, and...spermy" "But I can't" "I need you" "Well, I'm sorry, I don't know what to say to that" "Well, there's nothing you can say You've made your choice" "So, what, that's it?" "We're done?" "We're just gonna go our separate ways?" "I guess so" "I hope it works out, too" "What?" "I hope it works out between you and Leo" "You do?" "Of course I do" "I love you, Grace" "I love you, too, Will" " I'm sorry" " I'm sorry" " No, I'm sorry" " I'm sorry" "And I think you should still have your baby" "There are other options" "You know what I really want?" "I wanna do this the old-fashioned way" "I wanna meet a guy fall in love?" "Quit going to the gym 'cause I met someone" "And then make a baby" " Do me a favor?" " Hmm?" "Check the puddle?" " It's macaroni and cheese" " Oh, thank God" " That may have been thrown up" " Oh, no!"