"Subtitles resynced, polished ♪♪by AsifAkheirESL@teachers.org Thanks:" "EarthBuri Team Subs  Ronin WuTitle" "[28th:" "Date of the Event!" "]" "Good morning!" "Here, look at this!" "[KIMURA ELECTRIC'S giant leap to the future.]" "[Solid Techniques, New Ideas to a comfortable future with KIMURA ELECTRIC]" "Nice, huh?" "OK, make the robot walk." "Well, uh..." "What?" "Not done yet?" "Only 1 week to go, y'know." "A company like ours doesn't have a big advertising budget" "If we can only get it to move in front of the cameras." "That's all." "But it did, right?" "Took a few steps, right?" "[KIMURA ELECTRIC APPLIANCE Co]" "I'll be watching the news..." "Make it good so we get air time." "I'm counting on you!" "All that on such short notice!" "Just 3 months!" "The flyers are already printed." "Let's see if we can make it move for 5 or 10 minutes." "I wish the boss would stop announcing his crazy ideas on a whim." "L-L-Look..." "Do we have a back-up?" "A Co-Production of:" "Fuji Television Network / Toho Dentsu / Altamira Pictures" "An Altamira Pictures Production" "A film by Yaguchi Shinobu" "ROBO-G" "OK, the platform will tilt back now" "Please hold onto the handrail." "Enough of me, point it at the stage." "Is Grandpa really gonna appear?" "Says he's got a good role, he'll be out soon." "Who knows..." "He always talks so grand." "Can I go to the convenience store?" "What ...?" "Oh, here he comes!" "Dad!" "Oh, dear!" "Oh, no!" "Didn't he hurt his lower back?" "Sorry, he insisted on having his digestive system checked, too." "I think there's nothing to worry about." "Even his lower back." "At his age, little aches and pains are normal." "See?" "Dad, you're always exaggerating." "Nothing's wrong with you." "How can it be "nothing"?" "I tell you it hurts!" "Don't yell, Dad!" "I'm not yelling!" "Maybe there's something wrong with that machine" "You know, the one with pictures?" "X-ray?" "Right, right..." "Doc!" "Maybe the X-ray machine is broken." "Stop it, you don't have to always say the same thing." "Excuse me... excuse me." "Have you noticed if Suzuki-san has been cranky or losing his way around lately?" "I don't know about getting lost..." "But he does seem cranky lately." "If you've got time, have him checked up at the Neurology Department." "Huh?" "Oh, it's just that... people whose lives revolve around work are prone to dementia after they retire." "Treatment in the early stages can make a big difference." "Are you saying I'm senile?" "Get off my back!" "I didn't wanna be in an old folks' play in the first place!" "Oh dear!" "He's just mad because he didn't get the lead role." "Ahh, whatever!" "Your 2 grandkids are going for their entrance exams next year." "We may not be able to come for mom's incense offering." "I told you there's no need to come back here all the time." "Listen, Dad..." "What?" "You have no hobby or anything, why don't you look for a job?" "I worked all my life and you want me to work more?" "You may think I have spare time but I'm actually quite busy." "I can't have a decent conversation with you!" "We're off now." "Yeah, go before the traffic gets worse." "Guys, say goodbye to Grandpa." "Bye." "OK, thanks for having us." "No one's home right now." "Please leave a message after the beep." "Suzuki-san, sorry about what happened today." "I hope you're feeling better." "Anyway, tomorrow..." "We're having a little party at 3 pm." "We'll each bring some food." "Please be at the community center." "We'll take care of the drinks..." "[Party] ...so don't worry about that." "Thanks, hope to see you." "Never!" "Good morning." "Here is the 7 o'clock news." "Prospective employment rate of students, graduating from a 4 year university course, next April..." "[Under 61 years old]" "[Helper Level 2, Driver's License a must]" "[Must have beautician's license]" "[Up to 59 years old]" "¥30,000 per day. ($350)" "Wanted: person with these measurements" "Height, 168 cm." "Sitting height, 89 cm." "Chest, 88 cm." "Pretty specific !" "[Part-time Fun job 30k yen/day No experience needed]" "What's this?" ".. costume show" "Here is the afternoon news." "The search for wild monkeys that suddenly appeared in town, resumed this morning.." "Oh, Suzuki-san!" "Is your hip okay?" "Everyone, Suzuki-san is here!" "We got worried when you went to the hospital." "I'm completely fine, no big deal." "The doctor did x-rays and all sorts of things..." "He just blew things out of proportion." "I see." "My grandkids were so worried they asked to spend more time with me." "Is that so!" "That's good!" "Look, Harada-san did a splendid duel scene!" "Well, we practiced a lot, right?" "The way you swing the sword!" "So debonair!" "Could have your autograph?" "Grandma!" "What are you doing here?" "If you wander off, you'll get lost again." "Boys and girls, let's all cheer for the Grand Powers!" "Everybody now..." "Hurray!" "[Grand Powers Show]" "Let's all cheer for them one more time!" "Thank you so much." "They're really cool!" "Oh, so cool." "Ready... cheese!" "[Honcho Community Center]" "[Costume Show interview:" "Take you measurements and fill out the form]" "Thank you for coming today." "We'll begin the interview with whoever is ready." "Please come in one at a time." "Yes." " Why did you say it's a costume show?" " We can't tell them the real reason!" "Think we'll really find the right size guy?" "We either 'find' him or 'find' another job." "Good one, man!" "Why the hell would you think I'm joking?" "!" "Excuse me..." "OK to start now?" "Yes, come in." "OK, please show us your robot moves." "Thank you." "Perfect Transformation Mecha-morphose." "[Let's keep our town clean]" "Thanks, that's enough." "Oh, OK." "Next person!" "Gramps, are you here for the cosplay audition?" "Hey?" "Do you have any stage experience?" "A bit." "I see." "Please move around a bit first." "M-Move?" "He's really not going to work out." "But, he's a perfect fit." "OK, you'll be playing a robot." "There's no dialogue." "Just show us your robot moves." "If you can't, you can leave, if you want." "No, I can do it." "Master..." "Your meal is ready." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "I got a bit nervous." "Thanks guys, for your hard work." "I'll now announce our decision." "Hey!" "Ow!" "Why do I need this blindfold?" "To protect your eyes." "This is the actual costume for the show." "It may be a bit tight." "Just a little longer, please keep your eyes closed." "OK, open your eyes." "Weird, everything's much smaller." "That's normal." "It looks good on you!" "What's the matter?" "Is this made of metal?" "Yes, it's all metal." "Oh, no!" "Please take it off me!" "OK!" "Don't squirm!" "Don't squirm!" "Keep still !" "So itchy!" "Hello." "Yes, this is Suzuki." "Huh?" "Please speak louder." "Eh?" "Am I allergic to metal?" "No, not at all." "Huh?" "I got the role?" "Good morning." "Thank you for coming." "Good morning." "I'm looking forward to working with you." "Hey." "First, put this on, please." "Not here, in the car, please." "Am I gonna rehearse at the venue?" "No need for that, today." "It's all very simple actions." "Let's put on your earphone." "OK." "Please keep your eyes closed." "Alright." "You can open your eyes now." "Where are my glasses?" "I'm blind without them." "It doesn't matter." "So, how is it?" "Everything's small and blurry." "Will it always be like this?" "Yes, it will." "Suzuki-san, Suzuki-san." "Can you hear me on the earphone?" "Loud and clear." "Suzuki-san, Suzuki-san." "When we get to the venue, we'll start immediately." "Please follow my instructions." "Got it." "Guys, we're almost there." "[Robots will make our world and the future fun]" "I'm opening the door." "Alright, we can do this." "Kimura Electric has arrived." "Excuse me, the venue's this way." "Soon, on the main stage" "There'll be an exhibition of state-of-the-art Robots" "Fight!" "Hello, Haruna-chan, Megumi-chan." "Here you are, thanks for your patience." "I am Tsutenkaku* Robo (Famous tower in Osaka)" "Meh!" "This is Omni 0.9" "It can transport people." "Thanks." "You're welcome." "After transforming into vehicle mode... it can run on the wheels mounted on its shoulders." "Wow, cool!" "Really?" "I don't see what's so special about it." "It's not great looking but..." "There's no other humanoid model that can transform into driving mode." "Kimura Electric is a company that makes home appliances." "The reason we ventured outside our area of expertise and into robotics..." "Suzuki-san, you OK?" "Do you copy?" "Next up, is a robot that can sing and dance." "And it speaks 10 languages." "It is an energetic robot." "Seems like a big-scale event!" "So hot!" "Sure is stuffy in the shell, huh?" "Are you OK inside yours?" "Pardon my manners, my name is Suzuki Shigemitsu." "Nice to meet you." "My name is Tichono." "I speak many languages to make friends with a lot of people.[JPN]" "My name is Tichono." "I speak many languages to make friends with a lot of people.[ENG]" "My name is Tichono." "I speak...[CHIN]" "That's V-STONE's Tichono." "Let's give him a big hand." "What happened?" "Strange!" "Did it get stuck?" "Next up is a first-timer in this exhibition." "Suzuki-san, get ready to go." "Kimura Electric's New Shiokaze (Sea Breeze)." "Come on out." "Suzuki-san, walk." "Yes, go straight ahead." "OK, stop right there!" "First, bow to your right." "Then bow to the left." "Finally, to the front." "Although Kimura Electrics produces mainly friges, washing machines air-conditioners and other household appliances, they successfully developed a bipedal humanoid robot that can move independently." "It's an autonomous model." "Ota-san, as part of the development team, please tell us what difficulties did you run into, during development?" "Eh?" "Uh... oh,..." "Yeah,... um..." "Oh, yeah..." "We normally make household appliances..." "Uh..." "Hey, what are you doing?" "There there, please don't fight." "Eh, um..." "Difficulties." "Yes!" "Yes, we had a lot of difficulties." "In fact we knew nothing about robots." "Our president sprang this project on the 3 of us, out of the blue." "I came from washing machine sales." "He worked in air conditioning." "And he's from the packaging department." "At first, we thought it was a ploy to make us quit." "Seriously." "Good, stand right there." "Now, wave to the crowd." "Turn clockwise, 45 degrees." "Raise your hands a little higher." "There." "He's in the photo." "He did it, right?" "We did it." "OK, Suzuki-san, let's go back." "What the..." "That's all?" "!" "Excuse me!" "What else can it do?" "That's not all, is it?" "Yes, that's all, thank you." "Thank you so much." "Boriiinnng!" "That robot, there is way cooler!" "♪ Otemoyan anta konogoro (Miss Otemo*)" "♪ Yomeiri shita dewa naikaina (Weren't you just married?" ")" "♪ Yomeiri shita kot'a shita batten (Yes as a matter of fact, but...)" "What's that old geezer up to?" "Suzuki-san, come back this instant!" "♪ ..." "Hanasakari (flowers in bloom)" "♪ Piichiku paachiku hibari no ko (The chirruppy skylarks sing)" "♪ Genpaku nasubi no i ga ina don (The eggplants show their thorny branches)" "I can't see." "I can't see it." "Wow..." "I can't see..." "Excuse me, can you take care of that, please!" "This?" "Don't push." "Stop pushing!" "Hey, watch out, watch out!" "Found it." "Excuse me, sorry." "Excuse..." "Let us through please." "Excuse me." "Excuse us." "Please let us through." "Please make way." "We're busted." "Definitely busted." "Everyone spotted the fake." "Oh, boy, how exciting!" "That play was amazing!" "By the way, how was my Otemo-yan dance?" "I just learned it..." "Drinks?" "Let's celebrate!" "You guys really did it!" "Here." "It'll have to do." "Let's go!" " It's them." " Yes, they're the ones." "We've been caught." "We're done for." "We apologize." "What for?" "Look." "...you just saw the video footage" "They say riding an automated vehicle is quite comfortable." "To just sit and let the car drive itself sure is convenient" "[ROBOT SAVES STUDENT A new bipedal robot hero]" "Here's more on the topic of technology." "In the Robot Exposition ending yesterday" "[LIFESAVING SUPER ROBOT] the New Shiokaze robot gained lots of attention." "As this video from the 13th RoboExpo, shows... it analyzed the situation based on sensory data... and saved a person in danger." "Such cutting-edge robots are now possible." "It was developed by Kimura Electric, a household appliance manufacturer" "It took just 3 months to complete... since CEO Kimura Sosuke-san first proposed the project." "Your lives have changed now." "How are you coping?" "I mean, what are your plans for the future?" "I see, you guys don't know yet." "Everyone wants to see the New Shiokaze." "We've been getting requests for demonstrations all morning." "Time to get busy." "I thought this project was a one-time thing." "Yeah, so?" "..." "I see..." "You did?" "Great!" "Everyone, this may be a bit sudden... but we'll be showing the robot at Station Square at 3 pm, today." "I hope the press will join us." "There were many types of robots in the exposition..." "You gave good footage to the other media." "But you didn't take any exclusive shots for us." "How could you entrust your equipment to a kid like her?" "Man !" "Go on." "She's waiting." "You can throw that tape in recycle." "Sorry to keep you waiting." "Not at all." "I'm sort of sorry, too." "No need to apologize." "It's fine, forget it." "I'm always like this." "Here's compensation for your camera." "Thank you." "How's the memory card?" "Safe !" "Good." "Can you write down your name and address." "Your camera captured footage of the most exciting moment." "What a great close-up of Shiokaze!" "It's like you could smell the motor oil !" "It's like totally 3D!" "Really?" "You want it?" "Yes" " Huh?" "For real?" "Yes." "I'm so happy!" "I'll treasure this!" "Uh, is there..." "This is Kimura Electric's Auto-Answering Service." "Please make your selection by pressing the following numbers" "For Business Department, press 1." "For Sales Department, press 2." "For the Planning Department, press 3." "Oh, 3." "Planning Department, 3." "You selected 3 for Planning Department." "Is that wrong?" "To confirm, please press 1." "If you'd like to re-enter the number, press 2." "2..." "Are you sure you'd like to re-enter the number?"" "To hear this messages from the beginning, please press 1." "If you only want to hear the depar..." "Ah never mind!" "We apologize !" "It's really hard to ask you this but..." "Can you put on the costume again?" "What?" "!" "No, just for a little while." "Until we figure out how to make a real robot." "Why doesn't one of you do it?" "We would, if we could." "No one else can fit in that robot but you." "We need you, Suzuki-san!" "This is not a joke!" "This is some kind of fraud!" "I don't think it's fraud." "Right, we didn't hurt anyone." "As a matter of fact..." "We are offering the world a dream!" "What "dream"?" "I unknowingly... helped you perpetrate a fraud." "It disturbs me!" "Look, this was only a one-time thing." "But that stunt you pulled is why we're at it again!" "I'll tell everyone... everyone!" "Who'd believe a demented old geezer?" "What did you say?" "!" "Get the hell out!" "You damn fools!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "What were you doing?" "You shouldn't have said that." "Now, he'll never help us!" "You came up with this stupid plan, in the first place!" "And you went along with it, so don't complain !" "Hey, I'm your senior!" " Don't show your stinking belly!" " That hurts!" "Hey, wait!" " Wait!" " Hey!" "Hey, stop!" "Why?" "Why?" "Wait for us!" "Put your right hand behind your head." "With your left hand pull your right elbow as close as you can to your head." "Hey hey..." "Look..." "Look at this robot." "We're exercising now, how about later?" "No, it can't wait..." "This robot in the news..." "I was inside it." "Yes, if you say so." "Don't try to humour me!" "It's alright." "Suzuki-san, do you know what the date is today?" "Today..." "Why?" "!" "Everyone, please wait." "I'll be right back." "Suzuki-san, can you tell me your address and telephone number?" "Huh?" "Aww, forget it!" "I never expected Suzuki-san would be..." "The nurse grabbed him by the arm!" "It must've snuck up on him." "You never know when it's your turn." "Yes, life's so unpredictable." "Yeah, you could be next." "We're all in the same boat." "The other day, I left my glasses here and I looked all over for them." "Here's a request from a listener, Cloudy-san." "Here you go, enjoy." "(Enka song:" "Showa Karesusuki) ♪" "♪ Mazushisa ni maketa We lost to poverty" "♪ Ie seken ni maketa No, we lost to society" "♪ Kono machi mo owareta Forced out of this town" "♪ Isso kirei ni shino ka We should die without a trace" "What are you doing?" "!" "What were you doing?" "Um..." "Can I see your license?" "Huh?" "I think I've heard of you." "Kimura Electric..." "Ah!" "The robot, right?" "Hello." "How'd you end up in a place like this?" "We got lost." "I see." "Isn't your company holding an event at Station Square today?" "I'll lead you there." "Please follow me." "Yes." "[CUP SAKE]" "Ah!" "It's New Shiokaze!" "Isn't he cool?" "I've never seen another robot do that." "He's like a hero, isn't he?" "Hey guys, you got a camera on you?" "I heard that robot's in front of the station!" "No way!" "It's true!" "Come on!" "Robot, Robot!" "Yay!" "Robot!" "Oh, here." "I wanna see him." "Me, too!" "Hey hey..." "Where are those guys with the robot?" "It's show time." "One, two..." "Shio-chan!" "Looks like it won't show up." "I've had enough." "Let's go." "Still not here?" "Why the delay ?" "When's it gonna start?" "Please, a little longer." "It's a brand new robot..." "It's a bit temperamental." "Meanwhile, let me tell you a bit about our company..." "Before the war, one of my uncles on my father's side..." "[ROBOTICS CLUB]" "I see, I see..." "Its movement is pretty good." "Yeah." "New Shiokaze is so cool !" "Why don't you marry that robot?" "Yeah, I would." "With him I'd be happy for life." ""Him"?" "I've never seen one move like that." "Looks kinda strange." "You're so silly !" "Just because it saved you." "It's only "virtual" love." "Certainly, its processing speed, from hazard assessment to action, was impressive." "But is it necessary to make it bipedal ?" "A wheeled robot can't squat or climb stairs." "You often say that but isn't it excessive?" "If it trips over it can surely hurt someone." "So you're saying bipedal robots are pointless?" "That sort of thing is better left to anime and manga." "Huh?" "Did you know, New Shiokaze was at Station Square yesterday?" "I heard it, too." " They uploaded the video the website." " No kidding!" "Eh?" "It's already out?" "[NEW SHIOKAZE:" "Carried on the wind of a new era]" "[New Shiokaze appears at an event]" "Pretty nice." "It's hard to move him with too many people, so we'll do it ourselves." "Touching may cause malfunction, so it can not be allowed." "We can't participate in events with experts and researchers." "Just a moment." "Shouldn't we participate ESPECIALLY in those events?" "It's a chance to show our stuff." "Not if there's a chance our technology could be stolen we must refuse all events involving robotics research." "Huh?" "What does that mean..." "Will that be OK?" "Don't you know how fierce the competition is in robotics development?" "That's what we're involved in!" "We get it, we get it..." "The money..." "About the budget could you add a bit more?" "Why?" "The robot is a machine." "If we're to bring it all over like our sales demos, it'll need maintenance." "For overnight trips, I want the best hotels." "OK." "With massage service." "Japanese breakfasts and hot spring resorts would be nice." "No need to write it down." "We printed up a schedule." "Oh yeah?" "..." "We'll be very busy, are there any days you're unavailable?" "'Course not, I'm a retired old "geezer"!" "We're traveling all over, right?" " Will we be going here?" " Where?" "Oh, nothing." "It's just that, this area is famous for great crab." "Gimme that..." "Excuse please, keep clear." "Pardon us..." "Clear a path." "Pardon me." "Today, we'll be having the amazing robot you all know..." "New Shiokaze-kun here in our studio!" "As you can see, it dances well." "What the heck is he doing?" "Okay!" "I hear it can wash clothes, too." "Plus, it can tell whether they're dirty or not." "Ah!" "It can smell!" "That one's clean, right?" "Oh, it smells." "How's that one... iffy?" "Hello!" "Uh..." "Please, I have a picture for you." "Here here... this one, too." "Please stay back, stay back." "Looking forward to the next show!" " Thanks, well done!" " See you next time!" "Excuse me..." "New Shiokaze is really awesome!" "Here." "Can I make it my school project?" "Independent study?" "Sure." "We'd love it." "Thanks so much!" "If there's anything I can do, I'll work for free" "We're fine now." "Thanks anyway." "Thank you!" "Well, I'll be..." "Hey, this is so pervy." "That girl just now." "Isn't she the one Suzuki-san saved at the RoboExpo?" "No wonder she has the hots for New Shiokaze, huh?" "Suzuki-san, about the TV recording session earlier..." "Do you mind, not improvising stuff on your own?" "What stuff?" "Like dancing, doing laundry..." "We didn't plan to include those functions in the robot." "And don't get so close to people." "If they find out, you'll blow the whole thing." "You're a fine one to talk !" "You still have a job, thanks to who ?" "..." "But..." "It'll be okay." "No, look..." "I won't do anything to expose it." "I know, but..." "SHUT UP!" "Stop this van, I have to get out!" "Pull over!" "Just a moment, please." "OK, let's remove the..." "Never mind that." "Right here." "Just the crotch part." "For such an essential part, you should make it removable." "It's off." "Really..." "He should be thankful we fixed the eyes..." "The face, too ?" "!" "He wants to dress and undress himself." "Why?" "Says he doesn't wanna drown if he falls into the sea." "I'll throw him into the sea!" "Is this a neodymium magnet?" "What do you do with these?" "Nothing in particular..." "Ow!" "That hurts..." "Dammit!" "We'd better hurry up and finish the real robot and be done with the old geezer's endless demands!" "Hello, Room Service." "Come in." "Excuse me." ""Hold on to me."" "It's amazing." "It sure is." "Why does it look like a bear?" "Because bears are both strong and cuddly" ""What do you think?" "Impressive, no?"" ""Kon nichi wa"(Hello)" ""Sayonara"(Good bye)" "They're coming..." "Is it broken?" "It's fine." "Just lower back problems." "In this factory... we have 1,400 robot units like these working." "Around 410,000 cars a year." "That's 1,700 cars a day, without complaining." "Not bad, hey?" "Where's New Shiokaze?" "What are you doing?" "Put your backs into it!" "We're in!" "Let me check your orders." "For you, Luxury Tonkatsu Set with vanilla black pork loin.(6 dishes)" "For dessert, rainbow-sprinkled fruit jelly and an espresso." "And 3 mini udons for the rest of you." "Is that all?" "Yes." "Thank you." "I'll collect the menus." "I'm going to the toilet." "Yeah, it's me." "Are the kids there?" "Really?" "Oh." "Anyway, there's this famous robot nowadays, right?" "It's called New something..." "New Shiokaze?" "Hm, the kids think it's pretty neat." "What, really?" "!" "Great!" "We'll go." "They have no cram-school that day." "Autograph?" "No problem." "I know these guys very well an autograph's a piece of cake!" "At 3 pm, be at the walkway near the diner." "Hmm?" "Yeah yeah, the place where we go for crab." "Right, right." "Be there, the robot will come." "Okay?" "See you." "Hey, that's cold !" "They're powerful neodymium magnets." "Very effective for your chronic lower back pain, OK?" "Sit still, gramps." "Aw, crap !" "That robot we saw is so cool !" "I've never seen anything like it !" "When it shook my hand, it was so strong!" "That's great." "Excuse me..." "Do you recognize these guys?" "Are they the Robotics Team?" "Right." "What about me?" "Uh..." "Actually, inside that robot is me." "Suzuki-san, hey!" "It's OK." "Just messing around." "Ow!" "That's a great handshake !" "OK, get ready for a picture." "Here we go..." "Say cheese!" "OK, great." "Come over here." "Please take a balloon." "Yes." "Thanks for coming!" "Grandpa really said the robot would come, if we wait here?" "Yeah..." "It'll come, just a bit longer, OK?" "I think he's playing tricks on us again." "It was foolish to trust him." "Don't say that." "Is the changing room on this floor?" "How can we get lost in a place like this?" "Let's go back to the ground floor." "I wanna go to the toilet." "What are they...?" "[COSPLAY FESTIVAL]" "Thank you very much." "Another picture." "What's with him?" "His stomach hurts?" "Maybe he needs to pee." "Eh?" "He's leaving?" "But I haven't shaken his hand yet." "Thank you very much, that was New Shiokaze-kun!" "What are you waiting for?" "Come on." "Hurry up." "From here on, we go dutch." "It's not covered by the event fee." "Okay." "Sorry to keep you waiting." "Going to the launch party, too?" "Yes." "You're dressed up as that robot... what's it called?" "It's very popular lately." "What's its name..." "It's New Shiokaze." "Huh?" "Two robots?" "Even primary school kids know about New Shiokaze." "It's really popular." "Here come the taxis..." "Let's take 2 taxis and meet at the Wara-Wara (Smiley-smile)." "Okie-dokie!" "Had enough?" "Let's go home now." "Nope." "I'm just starting!" "Suzuki-san, please don't wander off, it'll get us in trouble." "Oh, sorry." "Seen Suzuki-san?" " I thought he was with you." " No." "Maybe with Nagai." "Why are you alone?" "Your costume looks great." "Did you make it yourself?" "No, an acquaintance of mine, he's good at this sort of stuff." "Forgot to introduce myself." "This is my card." "[COSTUME CREATION:" "Dream Workshop] Watanabe Seiji" "So this is your day job?" "It's partly a hobby, partly way to earn pocket money." "If you don't mind we could go to the next cosplay event together." "Sure." "They're here." "Uh..." "Launch party!" "Launch party!" "Launch party!" "Yay!" "Yes!" "Coming, coming..." "Okay, coming!" "Yes yes?" "Oh, you startled me!" "Hey, you two, come down quick!" "Cool!" "Why is it here?" "Where's Grandpa?" "I don't see Grandpa..." "I wonder how it found our place." "How did it know about the rag?" "This way." "See?" "Grandpa didn't lie!" "Suzuki-san!" "Maybe he floated away, already?" "How could he?" "Maybe we should call the police." "Not a good idea." "But..." "Can you write something?" "Where's the pen?" "Pen..." "Want a pen?" "What kind?" "I guess ballpoint won't do." "Oh, you knew that too!" "How could it possibly...?" "[You're too young for a cellphone] [Always finish your onions] New Shiokaze" "Come on, both of you stand beside it." "Smells sort of like Grandpa." "You're right." "Say Camembert !" "For real, I even took a picture with it." "Yes, it just came." "Eh?" "It's leaving in a taxi." "Yo!" "Sorry!" "Pay the cabdriver, OK?" "Dammit, Suzuki-san, where were you?" "It's OK." "Everyone thought I had on, a cosplay outfit." "By the way, I met a very interesting person." "He was dressed exactly like New Shiokaze..." "look." "Do you know how long we've been looking for you?" "We were worried you may have drowned in the river!" "What an exaggeration!" "Don't you ever do that again!" "No way!" "Why bring these receipts here?" "[ACCOUNTING DEPT]" "Come on, authorize them please?" "For the sake of our friendship." "You're throwing money around like it was water!" "(bar and restaurant receipts)" "What in the world are you up to with that robot?" "Forget it!" "Invitation to a Workshop ?" "From that otaku (obsessed) girl?" "Not bad!" "They can't afford the robot fee." "So it's just us three." ""Please come whenever you are free." How cute is that!" "For students, it's a hefty fee!" "Do you think it's OK?" "The company will never find out if we don't tell them." "We gotta have fun once in a while." "Midoriyama School (Green Mountain) I wonder if it's a girls' school?" "[SCIENCE  TECHNOLOGY LECTURE] [How New Shiokaze was Created] [Robot Study Group]" "Uhm..." "So, thank you for coming." "Do you have a lecture prepared for this workshop?" "Uh, no." "So can we start with a Q and A session?" "Sure." "Um, let's see..." "Yes." "New Shiokaze saved a woman at the Expo the other day..." "How was it able to sense danger?" "Yes... well, you see..." "Uh..." "How do YOU think it could do that?" "Does it have surveillance cameras and a program to analyze anomalies in the video?" "Or, something clever, like that?" "As I expected, you know your stuff!" "We used a very similar method." "But, you know... to generate such a burst of speed... it would need some powerful actuators." "Oh... a-acktuachor, right!" "Now that's complicated." "What do you think we used?" "It would have to fit in the shell." "I'm guessing a brushless DC motor?" "But brushless DC motors are normally quite big unless you created your own motor drive." "Hold on, before we discuss actuators, what sensors did you use... to make it dance and ride a bike?" "Good question..." "I think, probably a 3-axis accelerometer sensor and a combination of gyros." "And of course 6-axis haptic sensors on its feet, right?" "Can I write it on the board?" "Go ahead." "Excuse me..." "Let's see..." "First, there's 6-axis haptics sensors on the feet, OK?" "Then, a belt on the rotary actuator, like this." "A harmonic drive to transmit the power..." "In that case, the actuator is... perhaps a Maxon brushless DC motor?" "Yoko-san, if it has a brushless DC motor, wouldn't it be an EC series?" "Oh, right..." "Is this the correct 'Zero Moment Point' equation?" "That was interesting!" "Did you really use this complex mechanism for the legs?" "Well, yeah..." "Pretty close." "Hey, is she always like that?" "Yes, Sasaki-san is a bit special." "She's the most hardcore robot otaku (nerd) in school." "She even based her thesis on New Shiokaze." "Thank you so much!" "Here's your fee." "We had a bigger turn-out than expected." "May I ask you something?" "Everyone really liked today's workshop." "Can we do this again?" "Of course!" "Well, our schedule is already quite full." "Not a formal course." "We'll work around your schedule." "Can you squeeze us in?" "Sure!" "Around this time?" "That'll be fine." "[Model-Based Robotic Systems]" "[Model-Based Bipedal Robots]" "Can I move this joint?" "U-huh!" "The leg structure is more or less like this..." "Isn't this too heavy here?" "We'll need to simplify, to make it lighter." "What's this?" "It's a CAD program by Solidworks." "We know that!" "How can we not know, that?" "Of course." "He meant this." "It's Z'GOK* Char Custom (*anime Gundam Mobile Suit)" "Then, we should streamline the housing around its structure." "We need to work out how to install the harmonic drive and bearing, too." "WHAT THE FF...?" "Aah!" "I did it!" "'ZMP' refers to Zero Moment Point, so shouldn't TX and TY be zero?" "I see..." "Yes, yes, it's correct!" "...then connected to a board and..." "I heard there's a big hot spring nearby!" "What's that?" "No, it's nothing." "You go and enjoy the hot springs." "We'll skip it." "OK." "Where were we?" "The backpack's capacity." "Hey, Ota-san." "Well the computer in the back sends instructions to the motor drive, and then?" "We'll need a DA board to convert digital data into analog." "If we use an incremental encoder here we should have a photo-sensor." "To receive that information we'll need an IO board, too." "Welcome to Kimura Electric Appliance Company" "[Company Information Meeting]" "Good morning!" "I'm so relieved, there's fewer people than I expected!" "Uh..." "I'm in my senior year now, gotta start job-hunting." "See you later." "If she gets a job here, she'll blow our cover." "She's so passionate about New Shiokaze maybe we can work together." "Look, we can't let anyone else in on this." "We're already at our limit." "Suzuki-san's driving me crazy." "What else can we do?" "The blueprint's only half done." "We'll manage." "We haven't so far." "How much longer can Suzuki pull this off?" "We must get rid of him." "What ?" "!" "What's your brilliant idea then?" "Hey wait!" "Excuse me..." "Oh, hello." "Your career choice is your own affair, but... frankly I don't think you're cut out for robotics." "And we can't go to your college anymore." "Sorry." "Hey, come on!" "What's the matter all of a sudden?" "Stop crying and tell me..." "Not this one!" "Tell me what happened." "Was it, Shimizu-kun?" "Did he dump you?" "[Science Grad Thesis:" "Adaptive Control in an Unknown Environment of an Autonomous Bipedal Robot]" "I knew it!" "You were dating him!" "There's lots of better guys out there than him." "If you quit..." "I'll be alone among all these guys." "Shimizu-kun was the reason I joined the Robot Club for in the first place ...but I don't want you to quit." "Why won't this work?" "That's odd, what was that?" "A hair?" "!" "What is it?" "No, it's nothing." "Uh, is Kobayashi Hiroki-san there?" "Sorry." "Is this Kobayashi residence?" "Kobayashi Hiroki-san, please..." "Is that so?" "Sorry." "Hello." "Is this Kobayashi-san?" "Is Hiroki-san there?" "[Kobayashi Hiroki b. 1988 Miyagi Prefecture Parents own auto repair shop]" "Sorry." "Hello, I'm looking for Kobayashi Hiroki-san." "Yes, the robot..." "Are you his mother?" "We were in the same class in high school." "We'll be having a class reunion soon..." "I want to send him an invitation." "Yes." "Can I please have his current address?" "[Kobayashi-san, please separate your trash] Landlord" "Community Center?" "He mentioned it was for some sort of interview." "Pardon me." "Costume show?" "A big role for a robot, they said." "I practiced hard for it." "But I wasn't right for it." "Because I'm allergic to metal." "Why was it no good if you're allergic to metal?" "Because the costume was made of..." "Uhm!" "Normally that wouldn't..." "Were these the people who interviewed you?" "Not sure..." "Do you know who passed the audition?" "Ah, no idea." "Excuse me..." "Uhm, excuse me!" "Yes." "Is Sasaki Yoko-san here?" "She's a 4th year Science and Technology student." "I haven't seen her lately, she may be job-hunting." "I see." "You are...?" "Oh, sorry..." "[KIMURA ELECTRIC]" "Uhm..." "There, look!" "Those guys are insulting robots!" "I can never forgive them." "Please broadcast this immediately!" "Hold it, will you!" "You're kind of scary, you know that?" "Eh?" "What do you mean?" "Don't get so worked up." "That rumor was in the news just the other day." "Here." "[ IS NEW SHIOKAZE REALLY AN ANDROID?" "]" "Baloney!" "Right, that's how everyone will see it." "But, my information is true!" "Then, why hasn't anyone found out such a simple trick?" "That's the thing..." "No one would ever imagine such a dumb trick as having a person in it." "If what you say is true, then it's a crime." "But we shouldn't be reckless, it might backfire on us." "Kimura Electric Auto-Anwsering..." "I still can't get through." "WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER!" "No!" "Were you trying to call Kimura Electric?" "What would you ask them?" ""Is your robot a fake?"" "If you do that, they'll surely hide all the evidence." "Okay, fine..." "How about this" " I'll lend you our company's telephoto camera." "Do you think you can get some real evidence?" ""Kimura Electric's Robot New Shiokaze is most likely not"" ""In Japan, there is degree of a suspicious detail..."" "What is this?" "It was machine-translated." "Got it from our PR department." "It seems robot researchers overseas saw videos of New Shiokaze on the internet." "And there's a rumor that it may be fake." "Hey, everything fine, isn't it?" "Of course." "I see..." "That's good." "Mustn't let this bizarre rumor get us down." "I'll hold a press conference as soon as possible." "What?" "!" "Don't worry." "We made a genuine robot." "And we'll prove it at a press conference." "So, this Saturday..." "We'll have the conference at the building you use." "So..." "Put away your dirty clothes and clean the place up for guests." "The 3 of us will handle the press conference." "New Shiokaze doesn't need to be there." "That's no fun!" "Sorry." "If they throw some hard questions at us... we should be able to answer most of them, by now." "Suzuki-san, which bento do you like, meat or fish?" "Fish." "Damn, this stupid lens!" "Seriously, way too big!" "Darn..." "Yeah?" "It's me." "How's it going at your end?" "I'm at a residential area near the station." "Been chasing them all day" "But I haven't got a close up of his face." "OK, I'll head over there now." "Eh?" "Why?" "There's a slight change in the situation." "What's the address?" "Address..." "No. 3 Makita Kami-machi." "Gotta go!" "It was an old guy?" "!" "Are you okay?" "Ah, yes." "Thank you." "You should be more careful." "Yes." "Glasses, my glasses..." "Fell off your scooter?" "Uhm..." "This is a good shot..." "Wow, what an old guy!" "Oh, yeah..." "To counter the rumor that Shiokaze is fake" "Kimura Electric will hold a press conference." "Eh?" "Really?" "!" "We can't miss this chance." "You coming?" "Right!" "Good evening." "Good evening." "You got in the van this morning but at the venue you weren't there only the robot and the 3 staff." "Then at night, there you are in the van, again." "Is that really me?" "Come now." "With all this evidence, surely you can't play dumb." "It's OK, I'm not blaming you." "You thought the interview was for a cosplay show." "You're also a victim of the robot masquerade." "I see." "Anyway..." "I'm a reporter from a local cable station." "I asked Kimura Electric for an interview but they flatly refused." "Can you get me and my camera into the press conference?" "You want me to ask who?" "Kimura Electric." "Then, I'd like you to face my camera and tell everyone the truth." "If you do this for me my report will include that you were a victim of fraud, too." "This is completely confidential, please don't tell Kimura Co." "Suzuki-san, you don't need to hide the truth out of shame." "The public believes that New Shiokaze is a real robot." "It'll be really amazing." "You'll be in headlines!" "Me?" "Really!" "Yo." "Oh, you're here, too?" "I thought you had you heart set on working at Kimura Co." "Since you're so smitten with New Shiokaze." "Aw, forget it." "Who cares about that robot?" "Seems you finally realized dreams won't get you anywhere." "That reminds me, the guy you were looking for from Kimura Co., came looking for you at our club room." "He asked me to give this to you." "If you think about it, Kimura Electric is quite a commendable company." "Lots of companies want to take advantage of robot technology" "Very few really focus on making robots." "I hate to admit but New Shiokaze is pretty amazing." "I can't believe they were able to fine tune it so well." "Ah, hey!" "Eh?" "This way?" "Sorry!" "Who let that one in?" "She's from local cable TV." "We added her at the last minute." "Hello, this is Itami's phone." "Please leave your message." "It's about New Shiokaze -- we need to re-think..." "President Kimura Sosuke is followed by members the robot development team." "The press conference will begin shortly." "I am Kimura of Kimura Electric Appliance Co." "Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedules" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Kimura Electric Co.!" "Is New Shiokaze going to join us?" "Of course it will !" "Where is it now?" "Is it in here?" "Oh, maybe in there." "Uh, it's not here." "It's under maintenance today." "What... is that so?" "Then, what's the point of this press conference?" "How will you prove it's real?" "I am New Shiokaze." "Inside New Shiokaze... is me" "Robot..." "Robot..." "[Robot Development Dept]" "Found it!" "I am..." "New Shiokaze." "Alright, HE IS HERE!" "Come on!" "Ah, it's off..." "Wow, amazing!" "As if someone's inside it." "Let me look inside." "May I?" " Why is it doing that?" " I dunno..." "Shouldn't we stop her?" "Wait...!" "You promised me." "Excuse me, I'm sorry..." "Stop messing around." "Everyone, do you know the real identity of this robot?" "I do." "Let me to show you it's real face" "Stop!" "Enough of your nonsense!" "YOU should stop YOUR nonsense." "It's OK, I got this." "I don't know what kind of misunderstanding this is." "But New Shiokaze is a real robot made by these 3 hard-working men" "You shouldn't call it a fake." "Everyone, do you know the real identity of this robot?" "[COSTUME CREATION:" "Dream Workshop]" "Ota-san..." "Ota-san..." "It's OK." "It's OK." "It's alright..." "Just a minute, how'd you get in here, Grandpa?" "I'm New Shiokaze." "What?" "Inside New Shiokaze... is me." "Never mind." "Off you go, now." "Don't you have chronic lower back pain?" "Sit still." "[ 1 ½ years later ]" "Look!" "This tree's all withered." "True, it has turned into a drab old tree." "That's enough chit-chat!" "On this dead tree..." "let flowers bloom!" "Well done!" "Why does he get all the attention?" "Dear, I'm so jealous!" "Thank you very much." "How was it?" "Why are you crying?" "Okay, roll it." "Today we bring you the latest video update of the robot." "Let's look in on Kimura Co.'s Robot Development Division." " Hello." " Hello." "Hi, this is the renovated New Shiokaze II." "Please." "We're giving you a special preview of our official entry at the International Robot Exposition next week" "Suzuki-san, please help us." 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