"Okay." "No." "Come on." "Hey, boys, look at this." "Put the cards down, you cunts." "That's it, touch her hair." "Go on." "Go on." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "Two fuckin' beautiful faces." "Kiss her." "Yeah." "That's it." "Yeah." "Fuckin' tits." "Don't fuckin' care." "What is that fucking smell?" "Would it kill you to smile?" "Fuckin' $6,000 a month to rent this place and it stinks like shit." "Hi, I'm Peter Toland, welcome to "Toland's World"." "This week we're in Elderberry Vale in Nottinghamshire, - a thriving stretch of classic English countryside, - home to literally thousands of indigenous plants and animals, - including a 400-year-old badger sett, - which has crisscrossed this hill for untold generations." "But in the last two years, the badgers have disappeared because - a shadow has fallen across this hill, a shadow in the form of this..." "Are you gonna pan off me?" "Hello?" "Are you going to pan to the power station?" "Or..." "Yeah OK, cut!" "Sorry, Peter we gotta cut there." "No-no, don't cut." "Do not cut." "What's happening?" "Sorry, we lost focus a few times earlier so..." "Yeah?" "We lost focus or you, you lost focus?" "I..." "I could..." "I could do with another crack at that, Peter." " Sorry, yes." " Could you?" "Another crack." "Well, what's going on?" "You lost focus." "That's the whole point." "That's your job, isn't it, Brian?" "We just didn't realize - you were going to move around so much so..." "Of course I move around, that's my style." "There were some quite large movements." "We could whack down a sausage for you, Peter, if that's..." "I don't want a sausage." "Shove it up your ass!" "No..." "Look, all I meant was, maybe there's..." "No, look, Don, let me explain how this works, OK?" "It's John." "Whatever your name is." "I move around, you follow me." "That's the way it works on Toland's World, it's like a dance." " OK?" " Yeah I get it." "So should we cut now and go again, or..." "No... no, I say cut, that's how it works on the show." "OK?" "I call cut and until then we keep filming." "You got that?" "Right, that's how we roll." " Alright?" "Good." " OK, yeah." "Prick." "Look, honestly, don't worry about it." "It's just a little alpha male display - and it'll all blow over, I swear to you." "Look, he knows you worked with Attenborough, right?" "So he just feels, he just feels a bit threatened." "Oh, right, it's all about the Silver Leopard Awards." "Yeah, he's a bit raw." "Well done though." "Good work." "Really good work." " Yeah, cheers." " What, so does he think he should - have won them or...?" " He's been nominated three times, - and now he thinks Attenborough's rigging it." "I know, I know." "What was that?" "Hang on, let me listen, let me listen, hang on." "Greedy little buggers." "Whoa." "You still..." "You getting this, Brian?" "Yeah... the badgers." "Having fun are we?" "Big fun." "Fun times." "Clue me in." "Let's have a laugh." " Peter, the badgers are still here." " The badgers are still..." "No, the badgers are dead because of the toxins from the power station." "That's what the episode is about." " Look, we put the..." " Put what?" "I don't think we should carry on filming." "Listen, you." "Who are you anyway?" "You waltz in here at the last minute, - calling the shots." " I didn't waltz in anywhere." "You..." "I don't want to hear any more from you, OK?" "But listen, Peter." "Can you hear me?" "I mean is this for real?" "Of course it's real, and it's gonna get more real, - because someone's gonna get punched in a minute." "Look, please." "Listen Peter, I'm just trying to help." "I do not wanna hear one more word from you." "Shall I text you?" "Or...?" "Oh." "Ow." "Well don't just stand there." "Give me a hand." "Jesus!" "Peter!" "Peter!" "Pete, oh, God!" "Peter?" "Peter?" "Oh, Jesus." "Cut." "Quiet!" "Quiet!" "Quiet!" "People, settle." "Settle." "Justice will be done but not here." "Fletcher Powell, this court finds you guilty - of the murder of Lucy Wilson." "I didn't kill her!" "I did not kill her!" "You need to let me go!" " You need to call the police." " Fuck law!" "You need to deal with this the right way!" "The only way." "All local matters are dealt with internally." " You know that." " This is a matter of law!" "Your authorities do not stretch to those boundaries!" "Barclay..." "If you confess now, we shall call the proper authorities." "Deny, and you will be executed this afternoon." " Don't stop!" " Take him to the fucking woods!" "Very well." "I killed Lucy." "I dumped her body in the River Kennet beyond Eddington." "There you go." "There's my confession, - now call the Police!" " You fucking shit!" "Call the Police." "You said!" "You promised!" "You all heard him!" "You all bore witness!" "You shall be taken from this court to the place of execution, - with no further delay." "The main headlines this lunchtime..." "Lucy Wilson, missing for over a month and presumed dead, - has been found alive and well in East Yorkshire." "The fourteen year old had run away with her 26 year-old boyfriend, - who has been arrested by local authorities." "Hey guys, she's alive." "Lucy's alive!" "It's all over the news!" "Come on, faster!" "So this it?" "You're just gonna shoot me down like some dumb animal?" "Oh Jesus Christ, no, please!" "Don't do this!" "Father, don't let them do this..." "please!" "Dearly beloved, it hath pleased Almighty God - in His justice, to bring you under sentence - and condemnation of the law..." "Hold him down." "You can't..." "please, you can't kill me!" "Father, please stop!" "You are to suffer death in such a manner - that others, warned by your example - may be the more afraid to offend." "Oh, fuck!" "What the fuck Tobias, you didn't hit him hard enough!" "I'll hit him a-fucking-gain then, won't I!" "Oh fucking hell, you nearly took my fingers off!" "Well fucking move back then!" "Decorum, boys!" "Give this man his dignity!" "Father, shut the fuck up!" "For the love of God, finish this!" "Finish him off." "And we pray, God, that you may make such use - of your punishments in this world that your soul may be saved - in the world to come." " You're blooded now." "Lucy Wilson missing for over a month and presumed dead..." "I did not kill her!" "Welcome back." "Looking good." "Life is yours." "Now you must pay me." "You pay for life." "You pay for life." "You pay for life." "You pay for life." "Are you sure this is Cognac?" "Tastes more like supermarket cooking brandy." "Trust me, it's the good stuff." "Yeah, I don't know, Granddad." "I've done wee-wees tastier than this." "It's... the... good... stuff." "Yuck!" "You could've got a TV in here." "I've told you, I don't like telly." "Well, just get a small one then." "It's like being in the 1950s in here." "Oh, have you heard something rotten about the 1950s?" "Look at you, my lovely little grandson." "Not so little these days." "Hello, this is embarrassing." "Right..." "I'm fucking off to bed." "Oh?" "This necklace?" "Yeah, it is real gold." "Would look even better hanging off your tit, love." "And I am absolutely loving it." ""My lovely little grandson"." "What a twat!" "You're the twat, mate." "Who called me a twat?" "Ahh, twat." "Ahh, shit!" "Ahh, shit, twat." "What are you doing in there?" "Oh, I'm here every night - and you keep me awake all night." "With your wanking and your farting." "Twat!" "Are you trying to look like me?" "Yes, is that alright?" " What have you got on your finger?" " I got this in Chad." "It's for opening mollusks - and I'm absolutely loving it." "Hey, that's my catch phrase." "What is your fucking problem, Granddad?" "You are my fucking problem." "You've been staying with me for a whole year now - and you're cramping my style." "I heard you, on the phone calling me a wanker." "Me, a wanker." "You don't know how that hurts." "Look, can you see anything that I could wank with?" "Can you?" "Can you?" "Can you?" "Can you?" "Fuck yeah, I'll do some bath salts." "Hey, I liked your movie." "Did you like mine?" "Oh, I liked yours." "Huh?" "Oh, I was taking a nap." "I am ready." "Yeah, I am dressed." "I'm not going to be late, alright?" "Oh, my God..." "Excuse me, is this the fastest route?" "It's a busy night, lady." "George is there, so yeah, I know, - they haven't seen each other since the divorce." "Right?" "Ah, man I want to be there for that." "I'd like to get there in one piece, if you don't mind." "Yeah, okay, I should be there in ten minutes." "Hey, shouldn't we be avoiding downtown with the parade and all?" "I'll be honest." "It would be better if you took a walk." "Hey, I can't hear you." "I'm on the bike." "I'll be there any second." "One, two, three, four, five." " Frankie!" " Hey, what's up guys?" " Yo Frankie, you're famous!" " Thank you, thank you." "It's impossible to get across town." "I don't think my cab driver knows what he's doing." "Hey there, - can I take a picture of you, scary guy?" "You can take mine." "I like your costume." "Okay." "We have to go meet your mom." "Oh, wait, wait." "Thank you." "Just get us through the light, and pull over." "Whatever you want, lady." "Does anyone have matches?" "Yeah, I got some." "D- d-d-did anyone grab a m-m-map before we left?" "Sh-sh-sh-shucks K-K-K-Kirby, I f-f-f-forgot." "D- did you f-f-f-f-f-forget too, P" " Poppy?" "Yeah, Poppy forgot too." "Boy that candle sure st-st-smells G" " Good, what kind is it, P-P-P-Poppy?" "It's Poppy's favorite, it's P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P" "P- grapes." "Wha-wha-wha-wha- wha-wha-what's that?" "Only one way to fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-find out!" "K" " K-K-K-Kirby, I don't like it out here." "Can't see a thing." "Oh, oh, ah, ah, oooh." "Hey look, it's a beautiful muscular man with a teeny-tiny baby." "Sh-sh-should we wa-wa-wa-wa-wake him up?" "Hey, hello." "Poppy?" "Do you have any more m-m-matches?" "Yep." "Now-now-now, just wait a minute here." "Hey!" "Say, what gives?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Is anybody out there?" "Anybody?" "Hello?" "Where did everybody go?" "Oh!" "Huh?" "P-P-Poppy?" "B-B-Bart?" "Seven days of the week." "12 "S" of the - 12 Signs of the Zodiac." "In the United States, can you marry your widow's sister?" "Oh, I've heard this before." "No, because you're dead." "What relationship is your nephew's brother to your brother?" "That's his nephew." "Great." "What is the missing letter in the 3rd three-letter sequence?" "A, B, C. B, B, D." "A, E, Blank?" "A, B, C. B, B, D." "A, E, F." "Correct." "Sorry." "Can we wrap this up pretty soon?" "I need to..." "Actually, you're doing very well." "I think it's worth your while to stick around." "Really?" "OK, cause I kind of feel like I'm locked in now." "Like, I'm in a good head space." "The day before the day before yesterday - is three days after Saturday." "What day is it today?" "Uh..." "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday..." "Friday?" "Correct." "Now I'm going to show you two flashcards." "You tell me if the images are the same or different." "Same?" "Different." "Different." "Noticed that one quick." "Alright." "One more question." "True or false." "A roller-coaster has a minimum rider - height of four feet tall." "Johnny is three feet six inches tall - and Jimmy is four feet six inches tall." "Jackie is taller than Johnny and shorter than Jimmy." "Jackie can ride the roller-coaster." "True or false." "Jackie can ride the roller-coaster." "She's taller than Jimmy?" "Shorter than Jimmy." "Taller than Johnny." "OK, so all these have to be true-false, right?" "This question reads, "true-false"." "OK." "Can I say, "unanswerable", - or "trick question", or something like that?" "Under what reasoning?" "Well, you don't know how much taller." "Like it could be, y'know, an inch." "It could be two feet." "I'm like looking at your face for clues." "That's alright." "So yeah, - my final answer is the question is unanswerable." "Excellent, that is correct." "Congratulations, that was a perfect score." "If you can come with me right now, " "I'd love to talk to you some about career opportunities." "Great, I love opportunities." "Great, let's go." "Hey baby." "Hey, sorry, did I wake you?" "No, no, it's fine." "How are you?" "How's the hotel?" "It's fine, yeah it's alright, it's quite plush." "Urm..." "look, I'm sorry I didn't call last night, " "I just got stuck with these people..." " It was..." " It's OK." "So how was the meeting?" "Good, no it was really good, not everything is nailed down, - but pretty much I think we've got a done deal, so..." "That's great, congratulations." "So are you coming home today?" "I miss you." "Not sure, there's another meeting this morning but..." "If that goes well then I should be on the night flight." "How's..." "Is that the doorbell?" "Were you expecting anyone?" "No..." "Who is this?" "Who is it?" "Hello, sir..." "Who is it?" "I don't know..." "What do you want?" "Who is it?" "What do they want?" "Please go away or I'm calling the police." " What's going on, Miriam?" " Don't know..." "Don't know what..." "What was that?" "Oh my god, he's got a hammer." "He's breaking the door." " Oh, he's breaking in." "He's..." " What?" "He's opening the door." " Hello?" " Give me the police." "The English police." "Come on..." "Come on... 999, which service?" "Police." "How can I help you?" "You need to send somebody to my home, - an intruder's broken in." "What's your name and address?" "Robert Walters, 35 Queen Mary Road, London." "Are you at the property now, Sir?" "No, I'm in fucking France." "I'm on the phone to my wife, now please send someone." "Miriam?" "The police are on their way, are you OK?" "Shhhh..." "I'm in the bathroom, just... just don't speak, OK?" "Miriam?" "Miriam?" "Talk to me!" "Miriam, are you OK?" "Talk to me please." "Miriam?" "Miriam." "Miriam?" "Help!" "Help!" "Why?" "Why are you doing this?" "I love you." "Whoever you are... please, I'm asking you..." "Don't do this." "Please..." "don't hurt my baby." "Please, there's a small baby in the room, please don't..." "Leave my baby alone please." "What have you done to my family?" "Let me talk to him." "What?" "Let me talk to my husband." "It's..." "It's your wife..." "Alright." "Basically why we're shooting your audition today - is to show the producers what you're comfortable doing, - what you're able to do, what you're willing to do..." "It's really like an attitude thing." "Like, if I told you to suck my dick would you do as you're told?" "Or would there be some sort of an issue?" "Open your mouth for me please." "Good..." "You a little whore?" "Say it." "You know a lot of girls would kill for this opportunity." "So you gotta stand above the competition." "Wow!" "Phew, those are some eyes!" "Are you blind?" "We're gonna have to get some, ah, sunglasses for her - on the day of the shoot." "We are gonna need to see your body." "Unfortunately, producers are kind of picky about that kind of thing." "So if you could just take off that retarded dress that you're wearing..." "Faster, please." "We do not have all day, do we?" "Yeah... those're okay." "I give 'em a "C-Minus"..." "Wait!" "What, what the fuck is that?" " Oh, that's a dick..." " Gross!" "A dick?" "Come on, you guys!" "How many fucking times is this gonna happen before - somebody starts fucking screening the girls?" "!" "Not a dick." "I like dicks." "What the fuck was that?" "Holy shit!" "Ooooh, yes...!" "Yes!" "Hi, honey!" "Hey, sweetie!" "Hi!" "Is this... is this working?" "Yeah, I can't believe your phone works there!" "Hold on, hold on, look at this, look at this." "Are you seeing that?" "Oh wow, that is so beautiful." "Tell me that's not gorgeous, right?" "Yeah!" "It is so good to see your face." "I miss you!" "I miss you more." "Where's Dylan?" "I think he's still sleeping." "Yeah?" "Is he glad I'm not there?" "I bet he's been talking shit about me." "What?" "No!" "No, not at all..." "Come on..." "Dylan loves you, okay?" "What'd you guys do last night?" "We literally took a walk uh, in the sand, and we just had a couple beers." "Uh-huh, on your boys' trip?" "It's okay, you can tell me..." "Okay!" "Three beers." "But really, that was it." "Um, honestly, you know, - it's just..." "We're just keeping it super low-key." "Right." "Oh, is that Dylan?" "Look, he's right there." "Yeah, he's here." "Hold on, dude, I'm on the phone." "Give me one second, okay?" "I'm sorry..." "Hi, Dylan..." "Hi, Amber!" "Dude, I told you I'm on the phone, man..." "One second, one second..." "Okay..." "Where are you guys staying?" "Show me your room!" "Ah, honestly, it's a mess right now, you wouldn't... want to see it..." "You want to see our room?" "Yeah, give me the tour!" "What are you..." "what are you doing?" "Baby, I'm going to call you back..." "Let's give her a tour, man!" "Yo, what the fuck!" "Give me the phone!" "Dude!" "Give me my phone, give..." "give me... fuck!" " Baby, hang up..." " Hey baby, how you doin'?" "Dylan, what are you doing?" " Baby!" " Hey, shhh, don't worry!" "Hang up!" "Just want to show you our place..." "Baby, hang up!" "Ohhh, look at that, what's that?" " What is that?" " What's that?" "Are those hard drugs?" "Yeaaaah..." "Introduce you to some of our new friends like this sweet little peach." " Who is she?" " Take a look at that..." " Yeah, you like that?" " Who is she?" "Oooo!" "Look at those itty-bitty titties!" "Remember when your titties used to look like that?" "I do!" "Fuck you, Dylan." "Let me show you what Curt got." "No, no!" "Look away!" "Look away!" "Did you know your boyfriend likes smelly old pussy?" "Did you know that?" "Wow!" "That's strong!" "But, funny story you know you get a discount here - if you do both mother and daughter?" "Uggggh!" "Yeah, it's sick!" "Hold on..." "Put Curt back on the phone!" "You're disgusting!" "Wait, is that a screwdriver?" "Smelly mommy did a smelly trick with this last night..." " Ugh!" " Let me show ya." "Don't listen to him!" "Baby, don't listen to him!" "Hang up the phone right now!" " No, man, come on!" " Give me the phone!" "Hang out with us!" "C'mere!" "Here, here, here." "Do a show for Amber, okay?" " Yeah!" " Amber!" " Suck him off." " Fuck again is extra..." " No problem..." " Stop it!" "Amber!" " Yeah, I got you!" " This is not me, and you know that, ok?" " Seriously, stop it." " I don't know anything right now!" " I have no idea who you are!" " It's all Dylan, I swear, alright?" "I said stop it, you fucking whore!" "Amber?" "Baby?" " Damn, dude!" " Honey?" "Are you still there?" "Amber!" "You have lost it!" " No no no, wait, just listen to me!" " You are fucking psycho right now!" "Just stop!" "Just listen to me!" "No, I'm hanging up!" "I'm done!" "I am hanging up right now!" "No no no, look, I should have told you!" "It was Dylan, alright?" "I should have told you, okay?" " But it was all Dylan, alright!" " You are so full of shit." "Tell her it was all you!" "Fucking tell her!" "Dude, tell her you fucking brought the girls back!" "I didn't do anything!" "Stop fucking around, man, this is serious shit!" "Wait a second..." "Bro, turn around!" "Dude!" "Fuck!" "Screwdriver, dude!" "Turn around!" "Dude!" "Dude!" "Oh, fuck!" "Oh!" "Oh my... fuck!" "This fucking door won't open!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "No!" "Fuck!" "Fucking door won't open!" "Dylan!" "Oh, I'm going to fuck you up, bitch!" "I'm gonna fuckin' stab that screwdriver - right in your fucking cunt, you fucking..." "Tell me he's okay..." "Do you speak English?" "Noooooo!" "Champions of Zorb." "Harmonia is under attack." "Has the heroic Prince Casio finally met his match?" "Oh no!" "Who dares challenge the evil Mindlord Zorb?" "Don't worry, Fantasy Man will save you." "Terrify your opponents with the mighty Fantasy Man." " I wish we could help Prince Casio." " Yeah!" "Now you can explore the world of Zorb." "Where are we?" "Prince Casio!" "We're dead!" "We're all fucking dead!" "Help me!" "No!" "No!" "No." "No!" "What?" "Don't be scared, Princess." "It's me Fantasy Man." "Sleep, Fungor." "My old friend." "Quickly, Princess, into the sack." "There's no time!" "Quickly, into the sack!" "Where are we going?" "Almost there, Princess..." "We're almost there." "No, no, no!" "Don't leave me..." "Don't leave me, Ti, please." "The midwife said chewing on Portlock root - will slow down the baby until I can get her from town." "Just take small bites." "Oh Ti, please don't leave." "I don't want to be alone, please." "You'll be fine, - there's years enough root in that jar, - and she's not even half a day out." "Come back Ti, I don't wanna be alone again." "Please, Ti!" "Ti!" "Ti!" "Ti!" "Ti!" "Ti?" "Is it him, Mama?" "No, it's not sweetie." "What did we catch, Mama?" "A mean old bunny rabbit." "Mom, why don't you go out and catch the rabbit - instead of waiting for it to get trapped?" "I can't be running around looking for rabbit with you inside of me." "You should let me come out then." "Why do you want to come out?" "Don't you like spending time with your mom?" "No, it's not that..." "Well, it sounds to me like you wanna leave your mom - in this place all by herself." "That's not what I meant." "Don't know what I'd do if you left me here all alone." "I'm sorry Mama, " "I'm just sick of eating the same things all the time is all." "Well, you can come out when your dad gets back." "And if you're a boy, he can take you out when he goes hunting." "I hope I'm a boy." "Well, he'll be back any day now." "We'll find out then." "But for now you're just a little baby." "You alright, Mama?" "Where is it?" "There was a piece left, I know there was some left." "Where's what?" "Mama's medicine." "Calm down Mama, you gotta let me come out now." "You promised, you said you won't leave." "But I'm too big, and it's hurting me." "Don't you leave me!" "I won't leave you, Mama." "It's OK, Mama, I'm here, just calm down." "You can't leave." "Don't worry Mama, I'm not leaving." "I don't wanna be alone again." "I won't leave you, Mama." "I just need the room, OK?" "Don't worry, I can fix this Mama, just stay calm." "See, Mama?" "Now there's room for both of us." "Ti, is that you?" "Do I really look that different?" "Where have you been?" "Don't start." "I waited as long as I could, but it didn't sit right." "I had to cut it out myself." "Then we'll just have to try again." "I don't know if I can." "Of course you can." "I mean, how the fuck am I meant to wank to that?"