"# Dilegua, o notte!" "# Tramontate, stelle!" "# All'alba vincero!" "# Vincero!" "Goodbye!" "Hello, Father!" "For what we are about to receive may the Lord make us thankful." "Go on, then." "Happy birthday." "It's a cabbage." "It is a cabbage." "We can have it tomorrow with the kippers." "Why the long face?" "What long face?" "I'm fine." "I can't eat this." "It's got a teacloth in it!" "Go to the chip shop, please." " What did you do today?" " I played the piano..." "Do not play the piano unless I am here." "That's not fair!" "When you can afford to replace the piano given to your grandmother by Ivor Novello, you can play to your heart's content." "Until then, keep your hands off it." "10 minutes, no more." " Hello, Annie-Mary." " Hello." " Don't mind me!" " Here he comes." "Biggest crook in the valley." "Are you ready?" "I'm going to a council meeting." "Council?" "No show without Punch." "How are you, Jack?" "Plodding toward the day of resurrection, Mr Pritchard." "But not enough sex, this is my complaint." "Always my complaint." "# Just a song at twilight" "# When the lights are low" "# And the flickering shadows" "# Softly come and go" "# Though the hearts feel weary" "# Sad the day and long" "# Still to us at twilight" "# Comes love's old song" "# Comes love's old sweet..." "# Song #" "Hello!" " Thanks, love." " Thanks, bye!" " Go say hello to Bethan." " All right." "Hello!" "Can't stop, Father sent me out for supper." "Colin Thomas is becoming a Baptist minister." "He had an interview Tuesday." " What do you mean?" " His mammy come in." "He never said." "When did he say he's off?" "Well soon, I think." "I've got to go." "Father's waiting." "My great uncle was a minister." " Wanna see his old uniform?" " All right." " Happy birthday!" " Oh!" "Thank you!" "Father gave me a cabbage." "I might get picked for the Mayor's annual charity and sent to Disneyland." "You'd be dying if they did that." "Don't think that, Beth." "You won't be picked by the Mayor." " Hiya." " What've you got on?" "It's my birthday present from Bethan Bevan." "How are you?" "Is it true you're joining the ministry?" " Gossip's for frogs." " Where will you go?" "All over." "Java, Malta, Italy." "Wherever the Baptists send me, where God is needed most." "You look better with a fringe." " Can we kiss, Col?" " What?" "It's my birthday, I'll pay you fr it." "Look, want one?" "No, I do not." "I'd be good at sex, I would." "I'll pay you." "Don't tell my father I smoke." "I don't want money." "How much?" "50p over 20 weeks or a pound for 10." " I'm not doin' it 10 times!" " No, only once." "I pay you like on a fridge, in divvies, a pound a week..." "I'll pay you off in 10." "You'll still be here, won't you?" "I'll be off by then." "Should I join up with the Baptists?" "Will they let me teach singing?" "I dunno." "Ask your father." "# Boum" "# Quand notre coeur fait boum" "# Tout avec loo dit boum" "# Et c'est I'amour" "# Qui s'eveille" "# Boum" "# II chantait "Love in Bloom!"" "# Au rhythme de ce boum" "# Qui redit boum a I'oreille" "# Tout a change depuis hier et la rue" "# Et des yeux qui regardent aux fen-tres" "# Y a des lilas et y a des mains tendues" "# Sur la mer le soleil va paraitre" "Boum!" " # L'astre du jour fait boum!" " Boum!" " # Tout avec loo dit boum!" " Boum!" " # Quand notre coeur fait boum - # Boum, boum, boum, boum #" "Thank you." "I hope you enjoyed that." "Meanwhile..." "Mrs Ifans, do you have any requests for the tabernacle song at the Mayor's charity launch?" "Oh, well..." "The Sermon On The Mount to the tune of Andrew Lloyd-Webber's "Cats"?" "Oh, very nice, very nice, yes." "Lord Lloyd-Webber's a personal favourite of mine." "Yes, we'll have that scored for next Tuesday." "Meanwhile, here's something we've been working on along those very lines." "Here, Annie-Mary." "Oi." "All right, boys?" "And this one..." "is for all the ladies present." "# Blessed are the pure in heart" "# For they shall see God" "# Blessed are the peacemakers... #" "The Zion Chapel are having a lick of paint, I see." "Ah, they know nothing about humble up there." "What's in the sandwiches today, then?" "Jam today." "Jam." "No, it's been jam all fucking week." " Cake?" " Jam tart?" "Oh, jam tart, yes." "Thank you, thank you." "Thank you very much." "Thank you, Mr Pugh, that was wonderful wonderful wonderful." " Thank you, Minister." " Thanks." "Now, as you all know, it is that time of year again come again, the Mayor of Ogw's annual charity launch." "So... you miserable, wretched sinners... let us pray." "Oh, Lord, our saviour, hear us today so that little Bethan Bevan may hurry on over to Disneyland," "And do... whatever they do do there." "I haven't seen the Mayor tonight, Mr Pugh, have you?" "He's at the council meeting for the charity launch." " Pugh?" " Oh, Minister." "Can you help me with my..." "Puccini?" "Puccini, is it?" "Well yes!" "It's the vowels, you see, I'm all ready for those..." " E's!" " Yeah?" "This is it." "Yeah, this is it." "Perhaps we could help each other." "Would you test me on my Leviticus?" "I feel I know it backwards." "I know it like a vest." "Yes, be very careful about learning it backwards." "It's the devil's work in that, you see." "Look, can you slip me a couple of custard tarts, eh?" "How about a nice cream horn for the wife?" "Eh?" "Eh?" "You're wicked, wicked, wicked..." "What a magnificent sponge." "Phew..." " It's got..." " Apricots." "Apricots, is it?" "It's nice." "Springy." "Feel the dimensions of its sizeableness." "I get awful sad at twilight." "I have a desolate pang... when I'm on my own." "Yes, well... this is it." "# Tout avec loo dit boum" "# Da, di-di dum..." "# Da, di-di dum..." "# Boum... # Oh!" "Don't walk so close to me!" "Here, comb your hair." "It's a right mess." "My mother was a handsome woman." "Virtue bejewelled her person like pearls do the ignorant." "Oh, she was a handsome woman." "Covered in eczema, head to foot." "Went cross-eyed in the end." "Duw, rest in peace." "Who have you got in there, Mervin?" "Ricey Reece, the publican." "Let me give you a hand." "Here you go, to me." "Oof!" "Natural causes, mind." "Drunk himself to death." "A few pints went in here." "A few." "Bloody hell." "# I hear you" "# Calling" "# Me #" "Night, Father." "Oh, very good, Annie." "Nice playing." "Father!" "What would you say if I was thinking of leaving the nest?" "Say goodbye...to the hearth?" " What are you saying?" " Nothing." "I've just been thinking of leaving home." "Oh." "Don't be ridiculous." "Leave home?" "!" "Look at you!" "You can't cook, you've no sense of kilter, you're slovenly." "Who'd have you?" "No man'd have you!" "You'd dwindle in minutes!" "I want to be my own person." "Night, then, Annie." "Night, Father." " Annie?" " Yes, Father" "Sleep tight." "Mind the bugs don't bite." " Father" " Yes?" "Would you let me bake some bread?" "You'd fall in the oven!" "Annie?" "Yes, Father" "My feet are cold." "Tell me about Mam when you were courting her, Dad." "Well..." "She was neat and tidy as a young woman." "She had the most beautiful hair you'd ever seen." "She wore it long, so long she could sit on it." "It was exquisite hair, your mother's." "She was an irrefutable beauty." "Mrs Ifans said a funny thing to me today." "What?" "She said "hello"." "Go to sleep." "There's a voice." "The voice of the valley." "Break your heart, that voice." "I know, I know." "Oh, beautiful" "I've a voice as well." "Excuse me!" "Excuse me..." "How much is this going for 12,000 pounds" "And, er, as I was saying..." "Pick us a winner, Frank, I want to buy Ricey Reece's house, and I only need 120 pounds." "You only need 1% down and you can move in." "Is it?" "Well then, best do the double." "Want a cup of tea?" "No, I've got to give Wayne and Geraint their singing lesson." "Good luck." "Thanks, Frank." " Hiya!" " Hello, love!" "Ooh!" " She all right?" " No." "I got something to cheer you up." "Photos arrived this morning." "What was the lottery numbers?" "1, 3, 21, 26, 32, 46 and the bonus ball was 11." " Any luck?" " No." "What are you doing for the Mayor's Charity?" "Mrs Thomas is collecting stamps for little Bethan." "Save your stamps off your envelopes." "Poor little Bethan Bevan." " She knows her well." " Is that right?" "I held her at my mam's funeral." "She was only a baby then." "So what will you do this year, Annie?" "I put into the chapel collection." "Singing lessons would raise money." "My cousin's got a brilliant voice." " Brilliant." " It is." " Fantastical." " Brilliant, honest to God." "Brilliant, fabulous!" "Fucking de luxe." "Their singing group's collecting for Bethan." "Hinge, Minge and Bracket..." " Stop it." " That's what they're called!" "Honest, Hinge and Minge and Bracket." "Gospel truth!" " What are you doing?" " Mam's knitting Welsh dolls for putting over toilet rolls." " Same as last year." " She's a martyr to it." "No one bought them and she's off again." "I can't stop her." "Right, come on, then." "I'm going for my lesson." "You should sing with Blod and them when they get the group together." "I don't wanna sing." "Righto!" "Straight in for the long phrases, please." "Imagine you're a radiant light." "A glass absorbing colour." "I'd like to be singing Annie Get Your Gun by Christmas," "Dolly Parton and me." "Back to earth, then, if you please." "Let's do our warm-ups." "# La-la la-la la-la la-la la!" " Resonance!" " You should sing." "I don't want to." "Minge is Megan Phillips and she says there are photos of you when you won the Eisteddfod for singing." " That was years ago." " It runs in your family." "Is it true you won a scholarship for singing in Milan?" "You know it is!" " We want to hear that story." " You've heard it before." "It's ancient, that is, that." "Oh, tell us, Annie-Mary!" "Don't mither the girl." "He's not mithering me." "I won the Blue Riband at the Eisteddfod, the highest prize of all." "All the great voices of the world were there." "They do judge it, see?" "Lloyd Lloyd was there," "Sian Richards..." " What's the great tenor's name?" " Luciano Pavarotti." "The great Kipper Jenkins." ""Take Thou This Rose," beautiful." "And Sorento Jones, who did insurance door-to-door, who my mother taught to sing." "A rich baritone, Sorento Jones." "And Pavarotti, he was the judge." "And there is me, 15 years old, against sopranos, basses, baritones." "I won the Blue Riband against all those marvellous others and Pavarotti kissed my hand." "He said to me "I am proud I present you with this prize," ""you have a wonderful career ahead."" "You should have gone." "It was the week we had the hospital letter about my mother." "I couldn't leave my father on his own like that." " What did you sing?" " Come on." "Annie Get Your Gun." "Get a gun." "# I'm quick on the trigger" "# With targets not much bigger than a pinpoint" "# I'm number one" "# But my score with a fella" "# Is lower than a cellar" "# Oh, you can't get a man with a gun" "# With a gun, yee-ha!" "# With a gun, pe'ow, pe'ow" "# Oh, you can't get a man with a gun #" "But it's exciting for her, isn't it, the whole village getting involved?" "Is she excited about going to Disneyland?" "Yes, she ate a pint of custard for breakfast." "I don't like her hopes being raised." "She knows how it is round here." "No one with work and everybody is trying, but it's a lot of money, that." "The Mayor says it's 1,000 pounds." "The attention will have to do her." "Well the attention is more than enough." "You look so young." "15." "I wish it had some sound." "Doesn't your mammy look beautiful?" "My mammy was beautiful." "So will you get to meet Mickey Mouse?" "I'm nearly 16, what would I want with him?" " You fancy him." " Mickey Mouse?" "Yes, you do." "I'd rather snog him than the boys here." "Do you think Colin Thomas is handsome?" " He's all right." " He's the only one." "He's the only one under 60." "If I were to marry, he'd be him." "Him or Mickey Mouse." "What've you been doing?" " Snorting coke and shagging." " Bethan!" " Any luck on the horses?" " Shh!" "My father'd go mad!" "I bloody hope so, I've got to back a winner, Beth." "Mr Reece's house is up for sale and you only need 120 pounds to move straight in." "You only go to chapel to flirt with Colin Thomas." "See, if this were Colin Thomas..." "You're famous, Bethan Bevan." "Whose picture is on this poster" "You're famous, Bethan Bevan!" " Bye, Mr Bevan." " Ta-ra, Annie." "I've got good news for you." "Your horse came in." " Never!" " 43 quid." "Bloody hell!" "Have a toffee." "Celebration." "Hey, we're forming a pop group:" "Hinge, Minge and Bracket." "Why would she be in our group when she won the Eisteddfod?" " I wouldn't be allowed." " For charity." "Father wouldn't let me." " You going tonight?" " I go with Father." "I'm dreading it." "Give us a drag, love." "Father makes me dress as my grandmother." "I know, Cousin Hob told me." "Do they know you call him Hob and Nob, him and his friend Nob?" " Everybody does." " But do they know?" " No." " Oh." " Kelly, you going to the party?" " Is it free, like?" "I can't afford my water rates let alone a jag up the club." "And they've stopped giving John his sick." "Would you like a loaf?" "It's yesterday's." "Thank you." "Here y'are." " Pay for that." " I got no money." " Well put it back." " Put it back." "Let's go up the Co-Op." "I'll lend you the money." " How, Megan?" " My lodger owes me rent." " Is a tenner enough?" " Can you afford it?" "Don't worry, that's what friendship's all about, helping one another." "Bye." "Scroungers." "Scrounging off the state." "Dear, oh, dear." "This country's a pimple waiting to burst." " I fed your budgie." " Thank you." "To the cat." "# If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe" "# I'd have been married a long time ago" "# Where did you come from, where did you go?" "# Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?" "# If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe" "# I'd have been married a long time ago" "# Where did you come from, where did you go?" "# Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?" "# If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe" "# I'd have been married a long time ago" "# Where did you come from, where did you go?" "#" " Do I have to go in?" " What's your problem?" "I hate this dress." " Dad?" " What?" "Can I have a T-shirt?" "Ahh, no." "Does my hair look all right?" " Yeah." " Right." "Hello." "All right?" "Hello, ladies." " Evening." " Mr Thomas, all right?" "How do?" " How are you?" " Mr Pugh." "Your daughter befits the occasion." "Well it was my late mother's frock." "Mrs Ifans, you look dazzling tonight." "Your late husband was a lucky man." "How kind." "I'm going to be singing full throttle tonight." " Hiya!" " Hello." "You do any rehearsing today for your pop group?" "Yeah, we're cowin' marvellous, honest to God." "We'll get Bethan to Disneyland, course we bloody..." "Hey!" "Curtis, d'you wanna crack round the ear Get here, now!" "Oi!" "It's loud in here, isn't it?" " Can I buy you a drink?" " They're included in the price." "..drove straight into Mrs Parry's house." "Pissed drunk through he was." "80mph through her living room." "Police got him in the end." "Found him on the slag heap, tossing off." "Honest to God, tossing off, that was his only alibi." "You don't go to chapel do you?" "No, my nan does though." "She goes to Bethel." "Bethel?" "Oh, strict in Bethel." "We used to go to Bethanya." "My auntie's Baptist now." "Used to go to the Noddfa." "Hellfire and all that claptrap." "I hate religion." "May I offer anyone a sherry?" "When are you gonna leave home?" "No one lives at home at your age." "Right, everyone prepare yourself." "Bugger off." "Ladies and gentlemen, the best tenor in Wales today, perhaps, indeed, the world!" "Better first in the valley than second in Rome." "# I'll take you home again, Kathleen" "# Across the ocean wild and wide" "# To where your heart has never been" "# Since first you were my bonny bride" "# The roses all have left your cheeks" "# I watched them fade away and die" "# Her voice grows sad when e'er you speak" "# And tears bedim your loving eyes" "# Oh, I..." "# Will take you back, Kathleen" "# To where your heart will feel no pain" "# And when the fields are fresh and green" "# I'll take... #" "Oh, duw..." "Uh..." "Holy shi... # Back a... #" "Jack!" "Get an ambulance!" "Mr Pugh?" "Take your time, take your time..." " Mr Pugh..." " Take your time..." "Keep talking to him." "The ambulance is on its way." " What do I say?" " Well...chit-chat!" "Hello, Father..." "How are you feeling?" "The sandwiches are nice." "Get down." "Go." "Get down." "I'll have to do the valuation proper, but the house and bakery combined has got to be worth at least 30,000 pounds." "Oops!" "How's your father" "Oh..." "I'm afraid he's reached the final curtain." "They don't think he's going to live." "Oh, dear." "I'm sorry." "I'm here if you need me." "Are you?" "Thank you very much." "I'll buy the house, so when you get back from Disneyland you can move in." "I'll get you that sound system, and Colin can have a chapel in the garage." "Annie, what are you thinking of?" "Your father hasn't died." "Have you been to visit him?" "What's got into you?" "The stroke patient adapts to the loss and can find new ways of living with a damaged brain." "The video will tell you more." "Thank you." "You can claim benefits." "Did they offer you sickness?" "Yes." "He wouldn't let me take it." "It's against his principles, see." "It'll get better." "Mr Pugh made an outstanding contribution to the tabernacle." "Pity for him." "Such a lovely voice." "Duw, a lovely voice, and such a crusty loaf." "No photographs, please." "Nature is threatening to consume." "The Mayor's Charity should be for him." "He's worse than Bethan Bevan." "Look, Father..." "I made you a little bedroom downstairs." "I can't carry you up the stairs, Father." "How are we gonna live?" "Not having us keep living off my savings." "Hello, Bethan." " How's your father" " Not great." "Could you have a word with him?" "Well all right." "Tell him what it's like to be sick." "You're sick." "He's never been sick before." "Well I'll help if I can." "'I have episodes of pneumothorax collapse." "'It's completely different.'" "I don't know what to say." "I'll say hello." "Hold on, I'll put him on." " How was that?" " What?" "Thanks, you've been great." "Anything to cheer him up." "You know how it is." " Listen, I'll..." " Give him custard." " Is that good?" " Dunno but it tastes nice." "Ahh, good one." "Bye!" "Kidwelly Hall want 200 loaves." "Sorry I'm late." "If I could do the bread van two or three times a week, we'll be in profit." "Some had tears in their eyes." "They miss your father's bread." "Tell them to dry their tears." "I'm doing the baking now." "Hiya, Mrs Cousins, sorry I'm late." " What's this?" " Bread." " Look at the shape." " There's nothing wrong with it." "It's looks like it's been put in a washing machine." " All right, 10p off." " You should be giving it away!" "He baked it himself." "He did his best." "Red Hot Chilli Peppers!" "Hey..." "Hey!" "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "!" "You, get in the house!" "You dirty little boy!" "And you lot..." "I tell you!" "I should have you closed down." "What is it?" "A mouse." "Sorry to moan." "Oh, enjoy it, love." "What's all the fuss over a mouse?" "Want a tangy cheese Dorrango?" "I'm eating them for Bethan." "56 packs to date." "Giving away 20,000 pounds." " Have you won yet?" " Have I hell." "I'm looking like a Dorrango." "I'm sick of the bastard things." "Poor little Bethan Bevan." "Mind you, she's had an outing." "The old bitch hasn't closed you down yet, so get baking!" "Mervin Lewis loves bread, Mrs Hopkins eats a lot of bread." "Dai Bingo has two rounds of sandwiches with every meal!" "You're sitting on a goldmine." "Stick with baking." "I think you're fabulous." "Hey, don't ever stop being you." "Ooh!" "# We'll gather lilacs in the spring again" "# And walk together down an English lane" "# Until our hearts have learnt to sing again" "# When you come home once more" "# And in the evening by the firelight's glow" "# You'll hold me tight and never let me go #" "There's been a change of management here." "From now on in I say what's what." "# When you come home once more" "# When you come home once more" "Excuse me, where's the bread?" "# I do like to stroll along the prom-prom-prom" "# Where the brass bands play" "# Tiddley-om-pom-pom... #" "Hey, what you doin' up here?" "Oh, I'm delivering my bread." "How's your pop group?" "All right." "We're rehearsing tonight." "We're having a quick drink first." "It's only a bit of fun, to help little Bethan Bevan." "Shame." "Mind you, nobody's giving us any money cos nobody's got any." "We've only raised 2 pounds since we started." "That won't buy a stick of rock let alone take a plane to cowin' Disneyland." " Gwenllian's joined us too." " Gwenllian?" "She hurt her knee playing rugby." "So we're Hinge, Minge, Twinge and Bracket." "You wanna join us?" "I'm too busy with the bakery now." "It's all mine, see." " Oh." " I best deliver it." " Righto, love." " Bye!" "So long." " That's the lot, then." " How much do I owe you?" " 66 pounds." " What?" " 1.10 pounds a loaf." " Christ, that's expensive." "How much did you think it would be?" "30p a loaf." "30p?" "!" " What you waiting for" " The money." "Oh, no, we pay the end of the month." "No money till the end of the month." "I've had a bloody gut full." "I'm not cleaning that up." "It can stay there." "That bakery means nothing to me." "I'm going out." "Megan?" "Blodwyn?" "Kelly?" "Gwenllian?" "Can I join your group?" "I want to sing in your group." "We'll be Hinge, Minge, Twinge, Fringe and Bracket then." "I'm sick of the cowin' bakery." "I'm sick of home." "Come on up the Co-Op before it bloody closes." "If nothing else, it's a hell of an excuse for an 'oliday." "I haven't been to Cardiff since the rabbit died." "What's happening in Cardiff?" "A talent competition." "The Mayor is paying for anyone to enter." "There's a coach trip." "It's his contribution for Bethan Bevan." " The winner gets 1,000 pounds." " Oh, crikey." "Are you going, Annie-Mary?" "I'd like to go but I have to look after my father." "Pity for him, but he was a miserable old cow." "A small bottle of Co-Op Rasputin vodka, please, love." " And me." " And me." " You having one?" " I can't afford it." "Give Annie one there, love." "There you are." "It's lovely." "We'll go through the steps tomorrow." " D'you like alcopops?" " They're all right." "The bakery's all mine now." "I'm not just doing it for Father." "Who wants to put in an order" "You haven't got to do nothing for your father." "He had you." "You didn't have him." "Gwenllian's father was like that and it's not bloody right." "My father was like that." "I told him to sod off in the end." "I slammed the door and left." "Sod him." "He wasn't gonna swallow my life." "How old were you?" "Oh, this was last year." "Oh." "So you've decided to join our group?" "We're marvellous." "Blod's got an incandescent voice." " I'm outstanding." " Eisteddfod she won, mind." " I seen the video." " I seen the picture at school." " No..." " Say hello to the parrot." "Mm?" "Oh, hello, parrot." "Where's the jumble for Bethan?" "Let's play that game." " Yeah." " In the kitchen." "Where's your lodger I'll get him up." "Phillip?" "Phillip?" "!" "Egg and chips, love!" "# You must understand that touch of your hand" "# Makes my pulse react" "# And it's only the thrill of boy meeting girl" "# Opposites attract" "# It's physical" "# Only logical" "# You must try to ignore that it means more than that" "# Whoa!" "# What's love got to do, got to do with it?" "# What's love but a second hand emotion?" "#" "# Ever and ever" "# Forever and ever you'll be the one" "# That shines on me" "# Like the morning sun" "Outstanding." "Bloody marvellous." "Outstanding you are." "Brilliant." "Who are you gonna do?" "You sang for Pavarotti." " No, not me." "Pass!" " We'll buy our bread off you!" "I won't." "Beryl found a bandage in her bread." "Yeurgh!" "Shut up!" "Come on, love, cos you're outstanding." "# Mama..." "# I... #" "I'm a bit rusty." "You can sing, Annie." "Your mammy was so proud of you." "Mum says your mammy lived for your voice." "Well she's dead, now." "I was hopeless." "Honest, I was crap." "I'm fed up." "You're fed up?" "There was 15 Brownies in here today showing me their sponsored time step." "I'm too exhausted." "I don't want it." "I want peace." "I'll go." "Oh, no, I don't mean you." "You don't exhaust me." "It's this fucking Mayor's Charity, it's too much." "Everyone dashing about." "I don't get a moment's peace." "I'm tired." "Why don't they just get me a good sound system?" "That's what I want." "I'm saving up for that." "They're saving up to ship me over to bloody Disneyland." "I suppose people want to help." "I wish they wouldn't." "Your mammy wasn't wrong." "You can sing." "My father doesn't think so." "A voice doesn't go away." "What about the old age people's home?" "Can't they go to Disneyland?" "I wish they'd send my bloody father." "My mam wanted me to take that scholarship to study in Milan." "I would've been an opera singer by now." "Would've, could've..." "You can't change what is." "I'm with him till I have enough money, then I'm off like a shot." "I'll have my own house... start my own life..." "You can move in with me if you like." " Have the other room." " Yeah." "Outstanding." "I've spent nearly all my house money making ends meet." "I'm thinking of asking Mrs Ifans to do the baking." "Just for now." "We're still getting orders." "I've had enough." "What do you reckon?" "# On the bowery there's a whistling boy" "# Bright and gay he fills the world with joy #" "I'm taking you to chapel." "We're paying Mrs Ifans a visit." "Are you all right, Father" "# Where is Jesus?" "Where is Jesus?" "# Where is Jesus Christ our lord" "# Where is Jesus Christ our lord" "Mrs Ifans?" "Mrs Ifans, would you be interested in helping me run the bakery?" " What do you mean?" " What?" "What do you mean?" "I mean...bake the bread, I suppose." "Yes." "You, bake bread" "What a mockery." "Elsie, I think he's choking." "Out!" "Every swarming thing that swarms upon the earth is an abomination!" "Ha, eh, oh, I have to tell you, we have missed your father's contribution very much." "He always had a guinea on the plate, you know?" "He's not dead." "No, no, God..." "No," "I w-would've come round but I've been very, very busy." "Oh." "Too busy, is it?" "Christian?" "The bookie's is more Christian." "They ask after him, at least." "Talking about what you got from him." "The scratch'n'sniff Bibles have arrived." "Oh!" "The scratch'n'sniff!" "The Yanky swanky Bible, a new guide to faith," " made in the USA." " Thank you, thank you." ""Jesus found a young donkey." "Scratch and sniff."" "Scra...scratch." "Phew!" ""When Eve saw that the fruit was good..."" "Don't!" "Put it down!" "You scratch that and you scratch the rear end of Beelzebub." "He's having sex with Mrs Ifans." " Don't be silly." " I'm not." "Don't give up on the pop group with Blod and them." "Well you're not standing where I'm standing." "Do you know what a strain it is looking after the sick?" "Your mam and dad are exhausted." "They take every ounce of energy." "D'you ever think about that?" "I'm in remission." " You're what?" " They reckon I'll get better." "Hospital reckon I could be out of bed soon." "What about Disneyland?" "Well if I could go to Disneyland..." "Mum and dad need a break." "I'll get you to Disneyland, Bethan." "Oh, it's brilliant!" " Three, four and..." " What?" "What d'you want?" "Please let me join your group, I'll do anything, Megan." "I want to get Bethan to Disneyland." "Oh, pity for her, isn't it?" "Come on in, then." "Come on in." "You play the tambourine." "Tap on that when we do our stuff." "Right?" "Press the button, then." "Oh." "# Young man, there's no need to feel down" "# I said, young man" "# Pick yourself off the ground" "# I said young man" "# Cos you're in a new town" "# There's no need to be... #" "You're not very good, are you?" "You'll never get Bethan Bevan to Disneyland with that." "Imagine yourselves... as a radiant light." "A glass absorbing colour." "# Young man" "# There's no need to feel down" "# I said, young man" "# Pick yourself off the ground" "# I said, young man" "# Cos you're in a new town" "# There's no need to be unhappy" "# The Y-M-C-A" "# It's fun to stay at the YMCA #" " Smile!" " # They have everything" "# For young men to enjoy" "# You can hang out with all the boys" "# It's fun to stay at the" "# Y-M-C-A #" "It's coming along." "Keep listening to the Village People and keep practising." "You have to hone your considerable talent." "Thank you." "I think grandmother's dress will make a very nice set of chaps." "We'll get Bethan to Disneyland." "Course we will." "I'm goin' to Cardiff." "His thickener's by here, you can put it in everything, even cups of tea." "What's that?" "I want to buy you out of the bakery." "This is my home." " I'm pleased you're going." " I'm going!" "I'll get you all to Disneyland." "Annie, they're all waiting fr you." "Bye!" "Bye!" "Annie-Mary!" "Oh, look at that!" "Hiya!" " Where's Kelly?" " At school doing her GCECs." "Well we've got Gwenllian." "No, her dad's been shoplifting." "She's got to sort him out." "We'll do it without her." "Where's my bloody bag?" "You got my bag?" "All right, lover boys?" "Wanna buy me a drink?" "Don't attract their attention." "Haven't you seen Silence Of The Lambs?" "I have." "Where he chucks snot in her face." "Some people thought it was spit." "It's not, it's snot!" "Smile!" "I can never get it off completely..." "The Grand National's on tomorrow." "We've got a talent contest to win." "We won't win without Kelly and Gwenllian, are we?" "I look better with silver eye shadow." "I can look gorgeous." " Was Winston Churchill sexy?" " Give it a rest." " Don't you never shut up?" "!" " No, not once I'm standing." "Horizontal sleep, vertical talk was the rules of our house." "Once up, start talking or something was wrong." "We was never allowed to shut up except when we were sleeping." "Should women have children after 30?" "No, Christ." "Who'd want 30?" "!" "One is more than enough." "We're just moving into the changing room area." "All right?" "Who are you gonna be?" "Nobody, love." "We're the bouncers." "Hey, look at the size of that, then!" "Dib-dab-dob, take us to your leader." "Where's the king-size slug that fits this?" "Look at the size of this beast!" "Good God... #..have a good time" "# It's fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA" "# They have everything for young men to enjoy" "# You can hang out with all the boys" "# It's fun to stay at the YMCA" "# It's fun to stay at the... #" " You doing the Village People?" " Yeah." "What do we do now?" "Righty-o." "Megan!" "I'm flying!" "Get me out of this suit!" "Get me out of this suit!" "Annie-Mary, come back!" "Come back here!" "And the winner of the millennium Broadbent talent contest is..." "Right..." "The 1,000 pounds goes to..." "The Three Tenors from Ogw!" "Thank you!" "This money means that a very poorly little girl from our village, my friend Bethan Bevan, will go to Disneyland." "Thank you very much." "Here, you hold the money." "I'm hopeless." " Give it to Annie." " You're good with money." "You look after it." "Come on." "The Three Tenors from Ogw!" "Thank you, Cardiff!" "Wahoo!" "You was brilliant." "Tremendous." "The funniest thing I've seen." "Thank you very much!" "I've got to phone home, tell them the good news." "You watching the National?" "There's an hour before it starts." "Plenty of time to get tanked up." "Have a top-up." "Ooh, lovely." "We've got to catch a train." "You don't mind?" "She's gorgeous, isn't she?" "One pound, Cheer My Song to win." "Pound to win, Cheer My Song." "100 pounds, Cheer My Song, to win." "20 pounds to win, Cheer My Song." "1,000 pounds. 1,000 pounds, Cheer My Song." "Oh, yeah." "Oh..." "Oh, yeah..." "'Cheer My Song still there on the outside." "'Cheer My Song still right there on the outside." " 'Then A Whole Lot Of Fun...'" " Ooh!" "'Now they gallop on," "'Cheer My Song another clear jump on the outside," " 'going down towards...'" " Yeah..." "Oh, yeah!" "Ride me, come on!" "Come on, boy!" "Come on, boy!" "'Cheer My Song enters the closing stages." "'Blue Brandy forging clear of Cheer My Song." "'Blue Brandy wins the Grand National." "'Superb performance...'" "# We'll keep a welcome in the hillside" "# We'll keep a welcome in the vale" "# Just like you knew we'll still be singing" "# When you come home again to Wales" "# Just like the song we'll keep a welcome... #" "Bus!" "The bus is coming!" "The bus!" "It's coming!" "# We'll keep a welcome in the hillside" "# We'll keep a welcome in the vale" "# Just like you knew we'll still be singing" "# When you come home again to Wales" "# Just like the song we'll keep a welcome... #" "The money's all gone." "What happened?" "She's lost it all on the Grand National." "I'm sorry." "Hiya." "Mrs Ifans is bothering my father." "She's trying to kill him." "Feeding him black pudding and cakes..." "I can't talk to you, Annie-Mary." "What you did was wrong." "Very wrong." "Unforgivable." "What were you playing at?" "You told me to be myself." "So damn you and I'm all right?" "Now, hang on one minute, Annie-Mary." "You are a bloody stupid fucking twat of hell losing all that money." "Your father's done right by me." "A beating's too good fr you." "He doesn't beat me." "Don't come by here again." "Hey, come on." "Oh, I love her." "Mmm, I know." "You're pathetic." "I'm tired of you telling me how pathetic I am." "All my life you've told me how hopeless I am and... what I can't do." "I love you, Father, but I've had a bloody gut's full of it." "At least I tried to help someone, not like you." "You never do nothing for no one but you." "You're a mean man and she's a nasty bitch." "Well you got your comeuppance." "You deserve each other." "Don't be so rude to your father." "Shut up." "Just shut up." " Bethan's asking for you." " I can't see her." "I don't care a monkey's arse." "She's asking for you." " I'll see her tomorrow." " No, you better go now." "What?" " She's going up the hospice." " Why up the hospice?" "Christ, what d'you think?" "I'll take the money." " What money?" " The 100 pounds to buy me out." "Bethan?" "Bethan?" "What's happening?" "I'd say sorry but sorry isn't enough." "I'll pay you back every penny, I promise." "I heard you were very funny." "Word round the village was you did very well in Cardiff." "Before the betting, I mean." "I'll pay you back." "I want to hear you sing." "I can't do that, Bethan." "Everyone says you're going up the hospice." "I'm not going up the hospice." "I never wanted to go to Disneyland." "That's what everybody else wanted." "You know what I want." "I want to hear the sound on that video." "Why are you wasting your energy on Colin Thomas?" "You're picking at daisies there." "I hear the gravedigger's good looking." "Bethan..." "I had sex in Cardiff." "What was it like?" "It was all right." "He was a bouncer." "Like a massive teddy bear." "I want to hear you sing." "I want to hear you sing before I die." "Oh, Bethan..." "# O mio babbino caro" "# Mi piace e bello" "# Bello" "# Vo'andare in Porta Rossa" "# A comparar I'anello" "# Si, si, ci voglio andare" "# E se I'amassi indarno" "# Andrei sul Ponte Vecchio" "# Ma per buttarmi in Arno" "# Mi struggo e mi tormento" "# O Dio" "# Vorei morir... #" "Thank you." "# Babbo, pieta, pieta" "# Babbo, pieta" "# Pieta #" "# O mio babbino caro" "# Mi piace e bello, bello" "# Vo'andare in Porta Rossa" "# A comparar I'anello" "# Si, si, ci voglio andare" "# E se I'amassi indarno" "# Andrei sul Ponte Vecchio" "# Ma per buttarmi in Arno" "# Mi struggo e mi tormento" "# O Dio" "# Vorei morir" "# Babbo, pieta" "# Pieta" "# Babbo, pieta" "# Pieta #" "Bethan wanted you to have this." "Oh..." "Thank you." "# If you wake up and don't wanna smile" "# If it takes just a little while" "# Open your eyes and look at the day" "# You'll see things in a different way" "# Don't stop thinking about tomorrow" "# Don't stop, it'll soon be here" "# It'll be here, better than before" "# Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone #" "# Why not think about times to come... #" "# I love those dear hearts and gentle people" "# Who live in my home town" "# Because those dear hearts and gentle people" "# Will never ever let you down" "# They read the good book from Friday till Monday" "# That's how the weekend goes" "# I've got a dream house I'll build there one day" "# With picket fence and rambling rose" "# I feel so welcome each time that I return" "# That my happy heart keeps laughing like a clown... #" "Like a clown!" "# Because those dear hearts and gentle people" "# Who live and love in my home town" "# There's a place I like to go and it's Batten, Idaho" "# Where your friends and neighbours smile and say hello" "Hello!" "# It's a pleasure and a treat to meander on the street" "# That's why I want the whole wide world to know" "# I love those dear hearts and gentle people" "# Who live in my home town" "# Because those dear hearts and gentle people" "# Would never ever let you down" "# They read the good book from Friday till Monday" "# That's how the weekend goes" "# I've got a dream house I'll build there one day" "# With picket fence and rambling rose" "# I feel so welcome each time that I return" "# That my happy heart keeps laughing like a clown... #" "Like a clown!" "# Because those dear hearts and gentle people" "# Who live and love in my home town" "# Home, sweet home" "# Home, sweet home" "# Home, sweet home" "DVD Subtitles by European Subtitling Institute"