"I'm almost there." "And you?" "Just about." "Not bad." "8 1/2." "Is that all?" "You?" "8 1/2." "9." "Doing anything tonight?" "I don't Know yet." " Sleeping together doesn't mean..." "...we are together." "I Know." "It's late!" " I don't have time." " Me neither." " I have to be in court." " My show's starting." " I can't, Louise." " Me neither." "THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE" "Hi." "How's it going?" " Got a minute?" " Not now." "After the show?" "." "I don't Know." "We'll see." "Let's start with Louise Duchemin and her ordinary heroes." "Hello Louise." "Hello Judith." "Today my hero's a heroine." "She's constantly on the go and always in control." "Felicie!" "What do you think?" "." "Not really my thing." "Not for you, for Mom!" "I'd rather give her nothing." "Make an effort for once." "She never likes anything." " And she doesn't care." " She does!" "She's driving me nuts with your Frangois." "I told her not to make a fuss." "You Know her." "She can't help it." "She's dying to meet him." "So am I." "So how's it going with him?" "Great." "We fuck like rabbits." "It's all about sex with you." "It's important!" "Don't deny it." "You won't get pregnant otherwise." "I Know, we're at it 3 times a day." "Not bad after 7 years of marriage." "Don't you get off with Thomas?" "Louise!" "Cut it out." "You don't get off?" "Sure, sometimes." "I suppose you do every time?" "Of course!" "And Thomas doesn't mind?" " What?" " That you don't get off." "I don't want to discuss this." "What a loser!" "Don't blame him." "He doesn't Know." "Are you saying you fake it?" "Louise!" "How can you fake it?" "That's hideous!" "It's not the end of the world." "It's easier." "It reassures him." "It's really an act of love." "You wouldn't understand." "Who is it?" "Frangois." " I wouldn't wake you if I had a Key." " I wasn't sleeping." "You OK." "Something's weird." "Keep going." "What's wrong?" "I don't feel anything." "What do you mean?" "I don't feel it." "Well I do, but it's not working." "We'll see about that." "Come on." "Let's try something else." "Hold on." " You're all tensed up." " I am not." "Keep going." "You need to help." "I'm doing my best." "It's no use." "Go on without me." "Let's just stop!" "OK, you're not into it, but cut the crap." "Would you rather I fake it?" "I can fake it if you want!" "Stop it." "What's happening?" "I don't get it." "I don't feel anything." "What's wrong with me?" "You're not in the mood." "But I am!" "It has nothing to do with mood." "There's a mechanical problem." "Whatever, let's not fight about it." "Whatever?" "." "I'd like to see how you'd react!" "You're being dramatic." "But it is dramatic!" "What the hell?" "What is it?" "There's water everywhere." "From the ceiling." "Fuck!" "Guess it's not your night." "Are you going to just stand there?" "You wanted to live alone..." "deal with it." "Just Kidding." "I'm not in the mood." "There's a leak in my bathroom." "Thank you, but everything's fine here." " Can't you open the door?" "." " This late?" "I never open for strangers." "I'm not a stranger, I'm your neighbor." "But I don't Know you." "If Paul's there, I'll open the door." "Who's Paul?" "The handsome young man across the hall." "Guess you're out of luck." "Old bat!" "What a swell night." "Good thing you came." "Are you on the warpath?" "If you don't like it, go home." "If that's your attitude..." "The rats are jumping ship." "Shall I go?" "Whatever." "I'll go then." "Don't forget the party tomorrow." "Hope your mood's better." "Yeah, right." "The shower is the best." "I wash myself first, all innocent, but it's on my mind." "I hold off as long as I can." "Then I unscrew the showerhead so the water gushes out, and I bring it down..." "Well, you Know." "It's so quick, works without fail." "If there's time, I do it again." "One morning, I even did it... fifteen times in a row!" "I ran out of hot water and had to shower with cold." "Did I wake you?" "The old lady will only open for you." "Louise?" "Oscar?" "." "Could you come up?" " Was it you last night?" " Yes." "I'm Gaby." "The leak must be coming from your place." "No, it isn't." "New strategy?" "." "No, old plumbing." " I have a leak." " Shit." "Hello." "Is this your boyfriend?" "What a nice couple, right Paul?" "No, we're friends." "Neighbors." "Besides, he's gay." " Oh?" " I'm also a night watchman in a hotel." "She's blunt but that's part of her charm." "Can you fix my leak?" "." "I worked all night." "I'm going to bed." "Please!" "I have to go, I'm in a fix." "Will you?" "..." "Thanks." "Your Keys!" "Feel free to call if you need to." " OK." " Goodbye Mrs. Boda." "This patient with no appointment insists on seeing you." "I don't Know what to do." "I've got 3 people waiting." "Louise!" "What's wrong?" "I'm freaking out." "I need to see you." "I can't wait, I have to get to work." "No use undressing." "There's nothing wrong with you physically." "There must be." "Something's not working." "I can't feel anything!" "It happens." "You mustn't be alarmed." "It'll work itself out." "What am I supposed to do, sit back and wait?" "You just don't get it." "What do I do in the meantime?" " What if it never returns?" " It's psychosomatic." "Are things alright with your boyfriend?" "I tell you it's mechanical." "You'd prefer me to have a raging yeast infection." "But pleasure's not your line." "Sorry." "Now we can finally get started." "One thing first," "Lamourette's waiting for your proposals." "A summer program's a good start toward a real show next year." "I can help out with any ideas you have." "Something wrong?" "No." "It's really bad." "What?" "Your leak?" "." "No, Oscar fixed it." "You Know what I mean." "What?" "This isn't the time." "Everyone's here, even Olivenstein." "May I introduce Ms. Pichon." "Frangois Charras, the son of an old friend." "Excuse me." "He'd rather be a public defender whereas we've offered him a cushy job in international law." "Haven't you had enough?" "You're worried about me?" "I can't believe it!" " Introduce me." " I'd rather not." "Right." "Go see your clerk." "Louise!" "Remember me?" "No." "I work with Frangois." "Are you OK." "No." "Does masturbation always work for you?" "What?" "Am I embarrassing you?" "It's natural to masturbate." "Everyone does it." "Don't you?" "Young lady, please." "Never mind, she's drunk." "I don't get it." "What is it with masturbation?" "Is it taboo?" "What's going on?" "I lost my clitoris." "See a specialist." "They say hypnosis works wonders." "I'm not joking." "I've lost my clitoris!" "Maybe someone swallowed it." "I don't believe this." "They think it's funny?" "." "Fuck!" "Pleasure's important!" "Go on, laugh." "You think you make your wife come every time?" "Well you don't!" "Forgive her, she's had a rough day." " Hypocrites!" " She never Knows when to stop." "Are you out of your mind?" "I work with these people." "You don't give a fuck about me." "All you care about is Olive-what's-his-face." "You're drunk." "It's no use trying to talk." "This is serious." "And all you can say is..." "I'm crying for help and..." "This is bullshit." "We have bad sex one time and you have to make a scene!" "What's the deal?" "What are you after?" "." "Can't you say something nice?" " Stop it." " Don't you want to?" "I'm not exactly in the mood." "It's taken!" "You're a pain." "Right, I'm a pain." "We might as well stop seeing each other." "What are you saying?" "Is sex all there is between us?" "See anything else?" "Clinic... clock..." "Ah!" "Clitoris." ""A small erectile organ of the vulva" ""above the opening of the urinary tract."" "Doesn't sound very exciting." "The outside's just the tip." "There's 3 inches of erection inside." "It's the same as men but the erection's inside." "It's like me losing my dick?" "." "That's awful." "What will you do?" "What are we doing here?" "I thought we'd kill 2 birds with 1 stone." "Come on." "What the...?" "What's with you?" "You're totally nuts!" "Hi." "Can I help you?" "We're just looking." " Got anything for the clitoris?" " Something specific?" "Something radical." "This way." "We have this Turkish model with a rotating head." "True to its name, it rotates." "A top-notch dildo." "Very reliable." " No, I..." " It's for me!" "We have this one with clit massage and adjustable speeds." "I'll show you." " I thought you two...?" " So did I. I'll explain later." "I thought this was for me." "So you are interested!" "Pick something." "My treat." "It's big." "They come a lot bigger!" "That's not for the clit." "Vagina and clit." "Works great." "Only one left." "They sell like hotcakes." "The Key feature is the dolphin nose for stimulation." "Wow..." "Touch it." "If you want a simple viibrator, I've got plenty." "Over here." "Take this one." "Small, but effective." "It's the viibe that counts." "Or something completely different." "The Sucking Pussy Bee." "Made in Sweden." "With remote control." "What about a butterfly?" "." "No chance, butterflies flit around." "While bees suck pussy, right?" "I can't get it to stop!" "It's yanking out my hair." "I should have shaved first." "The directions said to use honey." "No way!" "Then it'll stick." "What's Auntie doing?" "Taking a bath." "Go finish your dinner." "Shit!" "It's Thomas!" " A Kiss!" " Hi sweetie." " Hurry!" " It's all tangled up." " Auntie's in the bathroom." " Really?" "." "Honey?" "." "He calls you honey?" "." "Yuck!" "Are you all set?" " To?" " Present your fiance." "Is this your new toy?" "." "Go to your room!" "What's this?" ""Sucking Pussy Bee..." What the hell?" "It's mine." "I figured as much." "Prune's here, for chrissakes!" "She Knows what a clitoris is." " At her age, I..." " Louise!" "What?" "Do what you want, but leave Prune out of it." "Got a problem with "clitoris"?" "Stop it, you two." "Maybe he should pay more attention to yours." "What's that?" "If you took better care of her clit, she wouldn't have to fake it." "Can we talk?" "." "When you have sex with a man, you always have to go fast." "They always think we're too slow." "When I masturbate, I can take as long as I want." "I make it last." "That's the best part." "I get settled in nice and comfortably, and read erotic stories or anything that turns me on." "It depends on the day." "I like descriptions of women." "I can identify with them." "Is he gonna sulk all day?" "." "Probably." "We argued till 2 a.m." "At least you're talking!" "Don't be smug." "He won't even touch me." "I'm ovulating!" "A month lost, thanks to you." "Sorry, I didn't think..." "Sure, you only think about yourself." "I was doing fine till you butted in." " Shall I talk to him?" " No!" "Where's Frangois?" "Don't tell me he's not coming." " He got held up." " We broke up." "You could have told me." "I went all out." "We didn't exactly plan it." "You'll never have kids if you can't Keep a man." " Mom!" " I left him." "Figures." "When it gets serious..." "Why'd you tell her?" "." "Lying's like faking." "It catches up with you." "Give Granny her present." "Thank you." "What's this?" "How lovely!" "With a safety latch too." "Thank you dear." "You have the best ideas!" "A "meat tenderizer"?" "Never heard of it." "And this... is Gerard's present." "I bought it yesterday." "Thank you dear." "Do you like it?" "I've got a gift too." "Thank you." "I figured, you're so hard to shop for," "I might as well give you something to eat." "A giant ovum filled with spermatozoa." "It's what you want from me." "I thought this was better than nothing." " Aren't there fish inside?" " Yes." "But what did Auntie say?" "." "A grown-up word for fish." " I have an announcement." " This isn't the time." " Let's go read a story." " I want to stay!" "Don't argue, Prune." "The reason we broke up is..." "Please!" "Wait till Prune's gone." "I've got a clitoris problem." "What's the matter with you?" "In front of your father!" "Grow up!" "What's wrong with you?" "Everything." "Everything's wrong." "It's not that complicated." "How does your sister manage?" "She fakes it." "I don't want to Know." "Sure!" "We can't discuss that." "I don't get it." "Why can't we?" "Gosh darn it!" "You really want to discuss it?" "Sure she fakes it!" "It's an act of love." "You fake it too!" "What world do you live in?" "Life is made of compromises." "Men have needs women don't." "Your father included." "So I try to please him." "That's how a relationship is built." "Each one tries to please the other." "See this cabinet?" "I'd had my eye on it for months." "One day, after a night of... a night... he bought it for me." "So I wanted to please him the next time." "That's what Keeps us together." "It takes work!" "What's the teapot?" "A good blow job?" "I never liked that." "Blow jobs?" "Tea." "Don't get cocky with me!" "Thomas would rather have tea." "When I was little, I'd do it watching TV with my mom." "I'd say I was cold and get under a blanket." "I'd touch myself on the sly, so she wouldn't notice." "That's what was exciting." "She never had a clue." "At least, I hope not..." "Louise, you're quiet this morning." "Any ideas?" "Hypochondriacs?" "We did psychosomatics last week." "Wake up." "That's different." "He's right, they're similar." "It's my mom." "She never calls." "Make it short." " It's me." " I'm in a meeting." "It's my fault." "I was a bad role model." " I'm busy." " I'll be quick." " I spoke to my friend..." " I can't talk!" "She gave me the number of Dr. Dubourg, a sexologist..." "I 'll call you back." "Too bad you broke up." "It was serious for once." "Sure!" "As soon as the sex goes bad, he takes off." "You should learn to accept your feelings." "Let's sit here..." "Want some?" "It's great for recharging your cells with positive energy." "My mom gave me the number of a sexologist." "Your mom?" "You must have hit a nerve." "You're not going?" "Don't Know." "You Know what?" "What?" "You should try yoga." "It'd help you relax." " Who is it?" " Frangois." "Hi." "Feeling better?" "." "No." "What do you want?" "Nothing." "Just to see you." "And talk." "I thought you'd call." "Me too." "So..." "How was your parents'?" "Is that what you came for?" "." "What did you tell them?" "The truth." "That we split up." "So we've split up?" "We weren't together." "Come off it." "Ever wonder if I had something serious?" "Ever wonder what happened Monday when I went to work?" "." "Well, since we've split up, I'll get my toothbrush." "Go ahead." "Be my guest." "Shit." "There must be water in the ceiling." "I can't take this." "Everything's gone haywire here." " Do you want me to...?" " I'll manage!" "I'm sure you will, Louise." "Well then, if that's all you wanted to say..." "Where do we stand?" "If you don't want to see me anymore, say so." "But stop your stupid little game." "My stupid little game?" "Right, you got it." "Fuck, Louise." "You're impossible!" "I've had it!" "First the water, now the electricity." "You're the landlord." "I want an electrician, now!" "What?" "Wait..." " What are you doing here?" " I want you to be the first to Know!" "What?" "It worked!" "You're pregnant?" "No, he won't touch me anymore." "I tried your bee!" "It's amazing what it does!" "And the craziest thing is, it works every time!" "I can't get over it." "You were right, there is something mechanical." "Now I'm in control." "And it works." "Every time!" "Aren't you happy for me?" "Sure." "Thrilled." "You don't seem any better." "Want your bee back?" "." "I don't Know what you expected, but a sexologist is a doctor." "With rules and ethics." "I'm asking because you're a specialist." "How about unofficially?" "." "I'm begging you." "OK, but this is strictly personal." "Since you insist." "This isn't part of my practice." "Right." "OK, let's go then." "To tell you the truth, I worship the clitoris." "That little organ of sheer pleasure." "I have a soft spot for it." "What are you doing?" "Setting the scene." "Despite what you say, it's not just mechanical." "Lie down." "You have here a flawless blossom, a diamond in the rough..." "What's this bullshit?" "I'm flattering your clitoris." "A clitoris is like a cat." "You befriend it before petting." "What crap." "In all my years of cunnilingus, I've never had a single complaint." "You're the one who insisted." "You trust me, or we stop." "OK, OK." "I'll..." "Go ahead." "Relax." "Let yourself go." "Whatever you're doing isn't working." " I don't feel a thing." " Nothing?" "Nothing at all?" "No." "Well then, you were right." "Clitoridum recalcitrum." "Now, can I ask you a few more personal questions?" "Does masturbation..." " Can we talk a minute?" " Yes." "Your mind's not on the job." "What's up?" "I 'll pull myself together." "Any ideas for the summer?" "." " Have you worked on it?" " I..." "You don't seem to get it." "You want Raoul to get a show instead?" "He will." "Lamourette likes him." "Raoul gave me 3 proposals, and they're good." "What can I do?" "He always turns his stuff in early." "Well, I've warned you." "If you're not motivated, I can't help you." "You're old enough to fend for yourself." "I hope..." "Vibrators are incredible." "Even the most basic ones are shaped like dicks." "Take this one..." "It's shaped like a dick." "I didn't want it inside me." "What good would it do viibrating inside?" "I wanted it for my clit." "It's got the tiniest viibes though." "But it's good in theory." "So..." "I got the idea of using my boyfriend's electric toothbrush." "Is Frangois back?" "." "Or did you make it with the neighbor?" "." " It's Frangois'." " Was." "I saw this program about Bonobos." "About what?" "These monkeys that fuck all day long." "Totally bisexual!" "The females have huge clitorises they're always playing with." "So?" "So, maybe that's your answer." "Men give the best head." "How about a woman for your clit?" "It makes sense." " It's Frangois!" " What do I do?" "It's dark in here!" "Hi." "We need to talk." "Well I..." "Can I come in?" "This isn't the best time." "You've got company." "Don't worry, I'll be quick." "I'll get my things and go." "Come back when I'm out." "I don't have the Keys." "There!" "Sorry." "You left me in the dark." "Well, that's it, it works." "You're amazing." "You give him the Keys when it's over." "You're one of a Kind." "That's why I love you." "You're the only one." "I'm off then." "Got my eye on a guest." "Nice small-town married guy." "You interested?" "This late, I Knew it'd be you." "Another leak?" "." "No, the electricity." "Got any candles?" "We're haviing tea." "Would you like some?" "No thanks." "You had a candle?" "How phallic!" "The message was clear enough." "Well, your light blew every fuse." "All I needed was a new bulb." "I may not be the brightest bulb but at least" "I can score." "Here comes my small-town guy." "Gotta go." "Me again." "I was wondering..." "Can I come in?" "Nice place." "Very zen." "Do you understand French?" "Because..." "My life's a bit messed up right now." "I was wondering if..." "Will you sleep with me?" "No." "Don't tell me you're gay!" "It's much more radical." "I'm abstinent." "Totally abstinent." "You were at his place?" "How was it?" "Better when he didn't speak." "Louise, Cyril." "Remember, my friend from a small town." "Coming?" "Today we'll be talking about civiic duty and responsibility right after Louise Duchemin." "Hello Louise." "Hello Judith." "Today we'll meet a world traveler." "Alison's constantly getting off..." "I mean, taking off." "She's an air hostess." "I asked her how she deals with jet-lag." "I'll reharmonize you." "I've got the man for you." "Meet Sotiba." "Sotiba ka." "My tour rep in Dakar." "I told him your problem." "You're joking?" "He says you've been hexed and need pranic cleaning." "You need a marabout." "He Knows a good one, but he's in Senegal." "So look." "He Kindly gave me this for you." "Right here in Paris." ""Love-ologist"?" ""100% irreversible results"?" "What's this crap?" ""Treats the most hopeless cases."" "Hello." "What are you here for?" "." "I lost my clitoris." "Were you excised?" "No." "Not to worry then." "You must let it flow." "Let what flow?" "." "Let everything flow." "All your burdens." "These herbs will help you let go of everything hidden within." "They will draw out things you never suspected." "Be careful." "Only use them when you're ready." "Sometimes the results can be surprising." "Are they dangerous?" "Surprising." "What are you doing here?" "I needed a break from your father." "Your sister says they want to be alone." "I don't Know what's got into her." "Do you plan to leave me out in the cold too?" "Sorry." "Come in." "Hello dear." " Hello Ma'am." " Sir." "Excuse me." "He's the insurance agent." "Oh, right!" "Goodbye." "What's wrong?" "Water damage." "And other stuff." "Do you plan to stay long?" "Why?" "." "Am I bothering you too?" "It's just you here." "There's no food in the house." "I'll do the shopping." "Frangois has the spare keys." "I thought you split up?" "We did." "Here, take mine." "I'll manage." " Don't you want to..." " I have to go." " What do I do with Mom?" " I don't know." "I can't cope with her." "Me neither." "You dropped the bomb at Easter." "Deal with it!" " Thanks a lot." " We're waiting!" "I have to go." "Bye." "I 'll be right there." "Frangois?" "I need my Keys back right away." "I 've got company." "I don't need to explain." "Call me back." "What's going on with you?" "Your report's still not in." "I'm sorry." "You should be." "What are you doing there?" "I'm locked out." "My mom has the Keys." "She's not back." "Come with me then." " Where?" " To see my friends." "This is Louise." "Welcome." "Have a seat." "Is she the one who lost her...?" "Gaby told us." "How unfortunate!" " Haven't you found it yet?" " What?" "Her clitoris!" "You haven't found it yet?" "At least you Know what you're missing." "In our day, we didn't even Know we had one." "Except you Gaby." "Your mother never scared you." "Oh, no!" "They told us such stories." "That it was dirty, we'd die if we touched it, we'd go to hell." "I never believed it." "My mother told my brother," ""Sex is like peeing, it relieves you."" "I never felt pleasure." "My mom would say, "That's a good thing, otherwise you'd be a whore."" "You were lucky to have your Gilbert." "My Gilbert was so... extraordinary!" "Who are you talking about?" "My husband!" "I can't hear!" "His sweet nothings would set me off" "like a rocket." "He set me off like a rocket!" "Did you have a nice day?" "." "What's this toothbrush?" "I found it in the cupboard." "It's Frangois'." "Didn't you split up?" "That's no reason to use his toothbrush." "Come sit with me for a minute." "Do you remember that sexologist whose number I gave you?" "I saw him today." "He helped me understand many things." "Most of all..." "I discovered... sensations..." "Sensations... that were astonishing." "I feel... so alive." "It's incredible." "I went out in the street and..." "I felt I understood the meaning of life." "Everything was in place... the houses, the birds, the trees, the bus stops." "I see things differently now." "I'm a new woman." "You were right." "This sex thing is very important." "What are you doing here so late?" "Can I sleep here?" "No." "Why?" "." " What about Mom?" " Precisely." " What is it?" " It's just Louise!" "For once we're alone." "Prune's at a friend's." "It's just us." "Are you...?" " Are you ovulating?" " Yes." "No." "Not exactly." "He caught me with your bee." "Something had to change anyway." "Mom mentioned a famous sexologist." "We went to see him." "We're following his adviice." "Right now in fact, we're trying... something new." "Without penetration." "It's fabulous!" "You understand." "Him again?" "Isn't he married?" "It's 3 a.m. What do you want?" "Can I sleep here?" "No, we're full." "What about there?" "You're a real pain." "Wow!" "You're up bright and early." "Yeah, tell me about it." "The show's starting." "We need your report!" "I'm almost done." "I'm looking for Louise." "On the left." "But the show's starting." "What the hell..." "You can't come here!" "You wanted your Keys." "Here they are." "For the new guy." "I don't have time!" "As we grow up, we build walls that may one day hold us back." "'The Mask and the Clown"" "is the title of Guillaume Leger's lovely essay on people who play hide-and-seek with themselves." "But first, someone who's always full of surprises," "Louise Duchemin with her ordinary heroes." "Hello everyone." "Today's heroine is Gracienda, a maid who works crazy hours." "I asked her how, with just 2 arms and legs, she can work so much and still Keep smiling." "It's just not exciting for a woman." "Those films are made by men, for men." "A close-up of a blow job has simply never turned me on." "What the hell?" " Whereas cunnilingus..." " What do we do?" " Is it long?" " No." "I like two women together." "Let's run with it." "Cut it when you can." "Good luck." "I keep rewinding the scene and masturbating to it." "You're on Rouge Radio with Louise Duchemin." "You mentioned a maid?" "I'm sorry, I got the wrong tape." "In fact, after my interviiews, I ask questions about sex and pleasure." "It's a personal project." "Anyway, the women all say the clitoris is Key for orgasm." "Enough of that penetration myth!" "With men it's always a competition." "Whose is longest, shortest..." "I mean, thickest." "You never see women comparing their clitorises." "Except maybe the Bonobos." "I wonder if I'm homosexual?" "Yeah..." "That's it." "I am homosexual." "Men and women aren't compatible." "We're too different." "And now, while we let that sink in, a little musical interlude." "It's Annie." "Do you want to meet up tonight?" "Call me." "I heard your show." "I raced right over." "I don't know how you perceive men." "It's undoubtedly my fault." "It's hard to make love to a woman with no desire, who feels no pleasure." "Your mother's never enjoyed it." "She does it for me." "I wish she'd do it for herself, too." "Aren't those hers?" "I thought she was at Felicie's." "It's complicated." "She stayed here last night and forgot them." "It's me, but I'm out." "Leave a message." "Are you there?" "It's Felicie." "Why don't you answer?" "." "It happened!" "I had an orgasm with penetration!" "It's crazy." "We just can't get enough." "Felicie, Dad's here." "I 'll call you back." "Mom, Dad's here." "Nicole?" "I came as fast as I could." "What are we going to do?" " She didn't hear the show." " What show?" "." "Just as well." "I myself nearly fainted." "What's going on here?" "Your daughter's a lesbian." "My daughter?" "." "Which one?" "Louise!" "Felicie's married." "That never stopped anyone." "She said it on the air." "On the radio?" "For everyone to hear?" "." "She'll never have children." "So?" "There's more to life." "Felicie can have an extra one." "Maybe your gay neighbor will have one with you." "Your neighbor's gay?" "." "I'll leave you to it." "I'll be with the lady upstairs." "Is she also..." "She's 80!" "So?" "It's never too late." "You're free to live your life, as long as you're happy." "The main thing is to be happy." "Who wants some tea?" "Don't leave us." "I'm worried about your mother." "Couldn't you talk to her?" "." "I never realized how uptight your father is." "I thought it was me." "It'll be hard to talk." "Not now!" "Why not?" "Not here." "You can't just blurt out things like that." "You do." "Wait till you're home." "I'm not sure I'm going back." "You want some tea?" "No, I don't want tea." "I've always hated tea." "Where did you get that?" "I looked everywhere, I couldn't find any." "I finally found this." "But that's not tea!" "It's dangerous to drink this stuff." "I've been drinking it all day." "It's delicious." "I'm fed up." "I left tons of messages." "I was worried." "I can't get over it." "The one time I listen to your show!" "Brilliant idea, your marabout!" "Mom's tripping on his weed." "She's leaviing Dad and I'm getting fired." " Wow." " Otherwise life's great." " There's progress." " Let's go." "You never do anything halfway." "Annie, Suzanne." "Is this your girlfriend?" "No, just a friend." "You thought... no!" "Not that I Know of." "What'd the marabout say?" "." "That hidden things would come out?" "I guess it worked." "Here." "It might do me some good too." "Is this your first time here?" "Yes." "It's natural to be uncomfortable." "Have you ever slept with a woman?" "No." "You'll see." "Women are softer, more delicate." "And it lasts so much longer." "What's going on?" "I don't Know." "What'd the marabout say?" "." "Let it flow?" "." "It's working." "Thanks." "Listen," "I really wanted you to get a summer program so you could prove yourself." "I was hoping you'd replace me next year." "You're leaviing?" "Yes." "For a while." "I'm pregnant." "I thought..." "I slept with a man." "Once." "There you go." "I'm really sorry." "That I'm pregnant?" "No, that I let you down." "Think I'll be fired?" "I don't Know." "I think... that'll depend on our listeners." "Is that your girlfriend?" "I'd like to meet her." "No, she's..." "You're free, sweetheart." "Do whatever you like." "As long as you're happy." "Your father's gone home." "We talked all night." "Cried a lot too." "What a waste." "We should have talked years ago." "We'd never have come to this." "Tiime to take care of myself now." "Where are you going?" "I don't know anything anymore." "Are you there?" "Tonight I'll be gone." "I'm leaving soon." "Bye." "It's Francois." "I was wondering if, when we were together... if you knew then..." "I mean, if you were already..." "Did you mean what you said on the radio?" "I thought you were happy with me." "Were you just faking it?" "I don't know anything anymore." "Are you there?" "Tonight I'll be gone." "I'm leaving soon." "Bye." "You've reached Francois." "Please leave a message." "I was hoping you'd pick up." "You left me a message." "I just wanted to say..." "I 've never been a lesbian." "I 'm at home." "You can call me back." "Am I disturbing you?" "Not at all." "Thomas and I are going on a tantric weekend..." "And since Mom is..." "Could you babysit Prune?" " Sure." " Great, thanks!" "Thomas is calling me." "Got to go." "Thanks!" "Taxi!" "Frangois!" "Have a good trip." "You're leaviing?" "Did you get my message?" "Yes." "Will you be gone long?" "Six months." "I accepted a consulting job in Montreal." "You want to miss your plane?" "I'm coming." "Well... bye." "Bye." "Do you really have to go?" "Why?" "." "Will you miss me?" "That's not it..." "Yes, it is." "I'll miss you." "What?" "I'll miss you." "That's good news 'cause I'll be back Monday." "I'll call you." "Here's your ticket." "It's not for grown-ups!" "Why not?" "Haviing fun?" "You have no idea!" "I just wasn't the same." "Something was missing." "But now things are better than ever." "I never want to go back to the way it was." "You're still a pain to live with." "I wasn't talking about you!" "I thought you were." "You really are a nutcase." "Giviing me flowers when you leave me is pretty nutty too!" "I'm not so bad, am I?" "One can get used to anything." "But liviing together doesn't mean we are together."