"Why don't you tell me what you're plotting?" "Nothing at all." "Honestly." "Just so you know..." "The "Agency" has nothing to do with this affair." "Though I filed a report to be safe." "What's so bad about an overnight trip?" "What I'm concerned about is this trip you planned." "I believe that Suzumiya-san was interested in the fact that it's a privately owned deserted island." "She said something about a closed circle." "What's a closed circle?" "A mystery term." "It refers to a situation where contact with the outside world has been severed." "Uh..." "Like being stuck in a mountain villa during a blizzard or finding ourselves in an isolated hostel right when a typhoon drops?" "The concerned parties find themselves trapped by surrounding circumstances." "closed in." "What does that have to do with this trip?" "It's a deserted island remote from civilization." "If a storm were to come it would be a closed circle setting on par with being trapped in a mountain villa during a blizzard." "If you're wondering why I'm talking with Koizumi in the middle of the ocean it would be because I had no way to undo the meeting on that day I had finally recovered from the Black Monday we got our term exams back." "right?" "We have an important meeting today!" "397)}Remote Island Syndrome (Part One)" "If someone had showed up after I did I was planning on the punishment of eternally being It in a game of kick the can." "I'm sure I don't need to tell you that I hadn't heard a thing about a meeting today." "The first SOS Brigade overnight trip of summer vacation has been decided!" "Overnight trip?" "Yep." "Overnight trip." "Why are we doing this again?" "right..." "Koizumi-kun?" "One of my distant relatives happens to be quite wealthy." "He has enough money to buy a deserted island and build a villa there." "That manor was completed just a few days ago." "Koizumi-kun!" "For your achievements I'm specially promoting you two ranks and naming you the SOS Brigade Deputy Chief!" "297)}DEPUTY CHIEF 321)}DEPUTY CHIEF" "346)}DEPUTY CHIEF 372)}DEPUTY CHIEF" "It is an honor." "Nobody's jealous of you!" "There you have it!" "three-night extravagant tour!" "remote island!" "Something fun has to be awaiting us there!" "okay?" "228)}U 213)}L" "204)}T 189)}R" "175)}A 158)}D" "151)}E 147)}T" "144)}E 143)}C" "143)}T 143)}I" "144)}V 144)}E" "Then let us consider detectives." "The detectives found in literary work find themselves involved in baffling cases one after the other." "{\an8\3cH000000}Wait up!" "Why do you think that is?" "There wouldn't be a story otherwise." "Absolutely correct." "Such incidents are fiction." "They only exist in the unrealistic world of storytelling." "However saying such metafictional things would be a bit too strong." "Suzumiya-san actually intends to cast herself into such a world." "she made the SOS Brigade... didn't she..." "In order to encounter such unrealistic and mysterious incidents one must head to appropriate locations." "the detectives of literature get involved in cases in such a fashion." "There's no way something is just going to happen so conveniently." "Indeed." "Reality is unlike the world of fiction." "the remote island we are headed towards now is most suitable as a location for a murder in the view of the world." "What world do you live in?" "That's gotta be one small world." "Putting it another way..." "Strange happenings occur wherever a detective goes." "Humans labeled as great detectives possess the supernatural ability to attract trouble." "Are you sane?" "I believe myself to be always acting within reasonable boundaries of sanity." "Detectives and closed circles and such matters are not a result of my own deliberation." "I was merely tracing Suzumiya-san's thought pattern." "In other words she wants to become an ultra detective." "This one!" "So close..." "How can you be close in Old Maid?" "Okay!" "Next person!" "A pity." "guess what." "Kyon-kun tried to leave me behind." "Because I wasn't planning on bringing you along." "No!" "right?" "Right?" "Sorry for the trouble." "I suppose that for Asahina's smile I can let this slide." "How much longer till we're there?" "The trip by ferry takes approximately six hours." "I have arranged for an acquaintance to be waiting at the port." "it will be an hour long voyage by private cruiser." "The remote island and the manor atop it await us at the voyage's end." "so I don't really know what the building looks like." "It's probably a strange-looking building." "Say." "Do you know the name of the person who designed it?" "Why do you want to know that?" "I didn't inquire about that." "Yay!" "First out!" "Amazing!" "I believe he commissioned a somewhat famous architect for the job." "At least I remember hearing something along those lines." "Somewhat is more than enough." "a manor that would satisfy Haruhi's expectations..." "I did it!" "It would probably look like some gaudy building designed after..." "Second out!" "Yay!" "...three straight all-nighters and during an alcohol-induced stupor while periodically dozing off." "Island!" "Manor!" "There isn't anything more fitting for the SOS Brigade's summer trip!" "Done!" "Third out!" "Just so you know." "The loser has to buy everyone drinks." "I want 100% fruit juice." "I want cola!" "Then I'll have royal milk tea." "You don't get to order until you're out." "right?" "Please don't let anything happen." "Please don't let anything happen." "The exact characteristics which constitute an incident remain undefined but I hope that this journey is a pleasant one." "Little Sis!" "Mikuru-chan!" "Let's head up to the deck." "Maybe a monster squid will show up!" "Let's go!" "Squid?" "Nagato will have to act." "boy... stupid?" "Get up already!" "Do you even intend to be serious about this trip?" "I took a picture of you waking up." "And I took a picture of your sleeping face." "You were sound asleep." "My sleeping face?" "Why would Asahina-san secretly take pictures of me?" "Maybe she's going to put my picture in a cute-looking frame and place it by her bed..." "I must be really deep in dreamland..." "What are you grinning about?" "It makes you look like an idiot so you'd best stop." "I made Mikuru-chan the temporary SOS Brigade photographer for this trip." "These are important materials needed to leave a record of our club activities for posterity." "But I'm the one who decides what to take a picture of." "So..." "How are pictures of me sleeping and waking up worthwhile material?" "A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!" "Understood?" "An underling snoring away when the chief is awake goes against morals and natural order and brigade code!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "A mysterious island awaits us!" "huh... right?" "It'll be fine as long as it doesn't suddenly rise out of the water or start moving." "Do not worry." "{\an8\3cH000000}Guess what." "{\an8\3cH000000}This is my first time to a mysterious island!" "There is nothing unusual about it." "lone island." "{\an8\3cH000000}Really?" "You won't find any monsters or crazy scientists there." "{\an8\3cH000000}What about Mikuru-chan?" "{\an8\3cH000000}Have you ever been to one?" "You have my word." "{\an8\3cH000000}I haven't either." "Your word is the one I trust the least." "{\an8\3cH000000}Really... 125)}Ferry" "38)}Terminal" "Arakawa-san." "It's been quite some time." "343)}Mr. Arakawa / Butler" "Mori-san." "342)}Sonou Mori / Maid" "Thank you for coming to meet us." "Sorry to trouble you." "These are my irreplaceable friends." "I have prepared a boat over there." "It will be a half hour voyage by boat to reach my master's island." "I must apologize for the inconvenience." "It's totally not a problem!" "That's what makes it a remote island!" "Forget half an hour..." "Take as many hours as you want!" "I want a remote island out in the deep seas!" "Kyon." "Mikuru-chan." "You should look happier about this!" "A manor on a remote island..." "And even a suspicious-looking butler and maid!" "You could search all of Japan and only find two other islands like this!" "You couldn't even find two!" "That's amazing!" "I'm looking forward to this!" "Is she trying to pick up on maid mannerisms from Mori-san?" "She sure gets serious about weird things." "So?" "What do you call that building?" "What do you mean?" "Like the House of Black Death or Lilas Manor or Koketsu Castle!" "doesn't it?" "No." "Not particularly." "It has a bunch of hidden mechanisms!" "Or the architect died of unnatural causes!" "Or there's a room where any occupant ends up dying!" "There are none." "You could hear a pin drop." "Say!" "Does the master of the manor wear a mask?" "Or maybe three gentle sisters exist inside his head and then everyone disappears..." "There has been nothing as of this point." "right?" "That may be the case." "I can see it!" "Is that the manor?" "That would be the villa." "Looks kind of normal." "Who's that person?" "Is he the master of the manor?" "He looks rather young." "He's also an invited guest." "342)}Yutaka Tamaru / Master's Younger Brother" "The master's younger brother." "Yutaka Tamaru-san." "I've met him once before." "Tell us these things earlier." "This is the first I've heard about any other guests." "Welcome!" "342)}Keiichi Tamaru / Master of Manor" "Hey." "Welcome." "I would like to express my sincere gratitude for your invitation." "I truly appreciate the opportunity to stay in such a wonderful manor." "I offer our thanks." "my." "You sure are different from what I heard from Itsuki-kun." "I believe I got the impression you were more of a frank girl." "Really?" "big guy!" "have any strange incidents happened in this manor?" "And does this island have any ominous nicknames or terrifying legends?" "I'm interested in that kind of stuff!" "While unfortunate for your interests no incidents have occurred here." "The building was only completed a few days ago." "And I haven't heard anything particularly sinister about this island's history." "after all." "Now." "Let's not stand here and talk." "Please come inside." "It's a Western-style house so feel free to leave your shoes on." "What a beautiful room!" "It's more ordinary than I expected..." "Well." "Why don't we go with one person per room?" "correct?" "Of course." "It isn't automatic so you can't lock yourself out but I'd appreciate it if you didn't lose the key." "Little Sister can stay with me." "Behave yourself." "Okay!" "The absence of anything suspicious is what makes this suspicious!" "Then what if there was something that looked suspicious?" "Then there you go." "It'd be suspicious!" "as far as she's concerned nothing can be considered free from suspicion." "I've figured it out!" "Figured out what?" "The culprit!" "What culprit?" "Nothing's happened yet!" "We just got here!" "Keiichi-san!" "His first victim will be Mikuru-chan!" "We're guests here." "Stop thinking about that dangerous stuff!" "yeah?" "I know." "We should have a swim first." "Saying that people go to the beach for the sole purpose of swimming is no exaggeration." "boy... even Haruhi can't be truly wishing for someone to die." "This moment would be the highlight of this trip." "Now this is what you call a trip to the ocean." "Each person has his or her own way of having fun." "People should spend their leisure time doing activities they enjoy." "We must be sure to provide Suzumiya-san adequate entertainment to prevent her from being bored." "Come on!" "Kyon!" "Koizumi-kun!" "You guys get over here!" "Me too!" "Here!" "Which one's the beach ball!" "?" "Mikuru-chan!" "This is really good!" "Who made it?" "also serves as chef." "isn't it?" "I'd love to offer my appreciation." "Call him over later." "too." "She sure can eat." "Would you like a refill?" "What's wrong?" "I don't like green peppers." "If you don't eat properly you can't grow up to be like Asahina-san." "We don't get a chance to enjoy such a feast very often." "Is this really all free?" "If only the school cafeteria was this generous!" "155)}50 Shots" "You're so stupid!" "And so we taking full advantage of Mr. Tamaru's hospitality made it through the day without anything unusual happening." "Well it would have been helpful if things had ended here." "Snake!" "Snaaake!" "The morning of the second day." "It was suddenly storming outside." "My master is not a morning person." "He has a hard time waking up." "His absence in the morning is discourteous but I hope you can understand." "Rotten luck." "A typhoon just had to show up now." "It appears to be a fast-moving one." "I'm sure it'll pass in a couple of days." "Storms both come and go without warning." "But there wasn't anything about a typhoon in the forecast yesterday." "Just whose head did this storm pop out of?" "But you know." "Now we're really stranded on a remote island in the middle of a storm." "This is a once-in-a-lifetime situation!" "A strange incident just may happen..." "The waves appear to be far stronger than acceptable conditions for taking the boat out." "we have unwillingly found ourselves trapped on this island." "A closed circle." "It couldn't be..." "Being unable to go outside we spent the day in the game room in the basement." "Take this!" "Super Ultra Miracle Excellent Trick Serve!" "303)}Kyon 351)}Koizumi-kun" "299)}Yuki 320)}Little Sis" "337)}Mikuru-chan 298)}Me" "343)}Kyon 391)}Koizumi-kun" "339)}Yuki 360)}Little Sis" "377)}Mikuru-chan 338)}Me" "411)}Kyon 459)}Koizumi-kun" "407)}Yuki 428)}Little Sis" "445)}Mikuru-chan 406)}Me" "488)}Kyon 536)}Koizumi-kun" "484)}Yuki 505)}Little Sis" "522)}Mikuru-chan 483)}Me" "17)}Champion 96)}Champion" "172)}Champion 78)}ME!" "241)}Champion 147)}ME!" "296)}Champion 202)}ME!" "26)}Ping-pong Tournament!" "34)}Passion!" "323)}Champion 229)}ME!" "53)}Ping-pong Tournament!" "61)}Passion!" "hey." "Is that fun?" "Okay." "One left!" "That's what I needed." "Probably worth ten thousand points." "Suzumiya-san." "That's thirty-two thousand points." "It's a good thing we aren't playing for money." "well." "You seem to be having fun." "Perhaps I can join in?" "Go ahead." "Is transferring money between banks fraud?" "I have some work to finish up so I'll excuse myself now." "Mr. Keiichi Tamaru and Yutaka-san..." "And the Arakawa-san-Mori-san combo..." "They seem pretty normal for acquaintances of Koizumi." "We seem to need a few more characters before a strange incident can occur." "One left!" "Who's the king?" "It's me!" "Then number two!" "Turn around then say "I love you" while looking backwards!" "Who's number two?" "I love you." "Yuki!" "Put more feeling into it!" "I love you." "Kyon." "You try it." "Why me?" "Because!" "The king is ordering you to do it!" "I—" "Forget it." "What a capricious king." "isn't Haruhi always like this!" "?" "I was expecting to be able to just blissfully breeze through the remainder of this chapter of adolescence..." "I love you." "I love you." "it ain't over till the fat lady sings." "I don't know exactly which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing..." "But if I find out where she is I'd like to put her out of commission for a year!" "Haruhi." "Too weak." "Overnight trips are all about pillow fights!" "How can you possibly have so much energy after staying up most of the night?" "is it?" "That would explain why after breakfast Suzumiya-san went around all the rooms on the second floor and gathered up the pillows." "All you can throw!" "So she confiscates our weapons before it even starts." "Arakawa-san." "Is there something wrong?" "Yes." "but he wasn't there." "Yutaka-san wasn't there?" "There were no signs that the bed had been slept in." "Searching his usual spots yielded nothing." "How about asking Keiichi-san?" "In fact..." "We tried contacting the master's room through the intercom but there was no reply." "What's that?" "Yutaka-san is missing and Keiichi-san isn't responding?" "that would be the case." "How about checking inside Keiichi-san's room?" "Don't you have an extra key?" "The master's room is an exception." "The master holds the only spare key." "There are documents concerning his work inside so it's a precaution." "We should go take a look." "Kyon." "Let's go!" "I've got a bad feeling about this." "too!" "Little Sis stays here." "Keiichi-san?" "Keiichi-san?" "Respond if you're there!" "It's no good." "Our last option." "We must break the door down." "We cannot afford to lose any time." "Okay." "Let us proceed." "Is it only possible to break down doors in TV dramas?" "It can't be..." "You've gotta be kidding...?"