"SCOTT:" "Kylie?" "KYLIE:" "I 'mgonnado my  lipstick." "SCOTT:" "Getit up there." "You should want your nose to almost hit your lip, like..." "KYLIE:" "That'swhatIthink." "SCOTT:" "Thereyougo!" "Plump her up!" "You should go to the mall, go to" "Courrier and get one more bracelet." "KYLIE:" "Mymothersaystokeep it uneven, so I'm at seven now." "SCOTT:" "Yourmother'sgoing through a lot of stuff." "She's, like, newly single." "We got to get her in the playing field." "KYLIE:" "Yeah." "SCOTT:" "I justdon'tknowwhat  kind of man she expects or is gonna want, at this point." "Definitely African-American." "KYLIE:" "I don'tthink" "African-American." "SCOTT:100%." "Good looking, semi-funny, same age, all right." "KYLIE:" "I thinksameage ,but" "I don't think she thinks same age." "SCOTT:" "Butshethinks" ""same age" is, like, 40." "KYLIE:" "Yeah." "SCOTT:" "Andshe'snot really 40... she's older than that." "KYLIE:" "She'sdefinitely a cougar." "SCOTT:" "She'sdefinitely a "coug."" "KYLIE:" "I don'twanther to know that I'm, like, talking to you about it." "SCOTT:" "Itmakessense,itis  a bit weird for you." "I just feel like you're so grown up... even though you're younger than you look." "KYLIE:" "YoungerthanIlook ?" "SCOTT:" "Howoldare you ?" "17." "What do you look like?" "25." "KYLIE:25,youthink?" "SCOTT:" "ShouldIdateyour  mom?" "KYLIE:" "Probably." "That seems like definitely where this conversation is heading." "SCOTT:" "I justfeellikethat  may make more sense." "KYLIE:" "Forsure." "Younger..." "SCOTT:" "Boytoy." "KYLIE:" "Yeah." "SCOTT:" "Whocanwehook" "Kourtney up with?" "(Kylie laughs)" "NICCOLO:" "It'sbeentoo long." "KIM:" "Hi!" "Howare you ." "NICCOLO:" "Greatto seeyou ." "Thank you for coming." "KIM:" "I lovethat--did you  put that up just for today?" "NICCOLO:" "Uh,no ,believeit or not, that's there all the time." "KIM:" "Cool!" "NICCOLO:" "Andthenwehave the whole board room set up to talk through what we're gonna do with the game in the next few months." "KIM:" "Oh,my God!" "Those are so cute!" "I'm in San Francisco meeting with my whole Glu team to talk about new updates for my app." "It's called Kim Kardashian" "Hollywood." "It's this fun app where you kind of want to make it in Hollywood." "And I just love being of it and coming up with really fun, creative ideas." "NICCOLO:" "So,youremembera couple months ago, we were talking through Bono's AIDS charity." "KIM:" "Mm-hmm." "NICCOLO:" "Andwe hadthis brainstorm with you over, co... you know, could this game be part of the next Red campaign?" "We are giving away all of the proceeds to from certain Red items." "Your mom, I'm sure,is gonna make it in for this update, as well." "KIM:" "Shelooksamazing." "I love her character." "NICCOLO:" "Well,so ,Kim,let 's talk about whether or not we can talk your, your sisters into, uh, into joining the party." "And I actually think that we'll expand the fan base with that." "KIM:" "Yeah." "NICCOLO:" "Assuringthatwe have the biggest fan base, the only game that does this and I really appreciate, uh, you going to bat for us." "KIM:" "Khloewouldloveto." "Kourtney is just always difficult." "But I want her to be in it, 'cause she's my sister." "NICCOLO:" "I thinkthat'sa powerful picture, uh..." "KIM:" "I do,too." "I love that." "I really want to add my family members to the game because a game is supposed to mirror my real life, so I think it's just a fun way to add more characters and I'm always with them." "I think it could just be cute and fun." "Are any of the people that work on my game here?" "NICCOLO:" "Absolutely." "Absolutely." "KIM:" "I-I'dliketomeet them ." "NICCOLO:" "There'slotsof people here." "Lots of people here." "MAN:" "We'dlovetodoa champagne and cupcake toast out there, if you don't mind." "KIM:" "I wouldloveto, yeah." "(group cheering, applauding)" "Thank you." "I just want to thank everyone that works on the game and for pushing yourselves and being inspired and I haven't seen a response from my fan base on a game that they've really liked like this in a long time." "So, it's because of, really, all of you guys, so thank you." "NICCOLO:" "Thefeeling's mutual." "(group cheering, applauding)" "KIM:" "I 'mgonnastayawayfrom  those cupcakes." "(everyone laughs)" "SCOTT:" "Hey,Kyles." "The Puerto Rican mama." "KENDALL:" "Ah,my oldbed !" "SCOTT:" "Haveyouseenherdo her lipstick?" "KENDALL:" "Oh,it 'scrazy." "SCOTT:" "Ittakes,like,40 minutes, and then there's, like, she, like, pulls one lip, pushes one out..." "KENDALL:" "Ew!" "That'snot cute!" "SCOTT:" "Yeah,Idon 't understand why everybody thinks it's so cute to, like, duck it out..." "KENDALL:" "Ew!" "Kylie,stop!" "SCOTT:" "Yeah,that'ssick!" "KENDALL:" "Youlooklike a worm!" "SCOTT:" "I 'mtryingto fill" "Kenny in on her mom." "KYLIE:" "I thinkshe'stexting someone." "SCOTT:" "A guy?" "KYLIE:" "A guy." "SCOTT:" "Wow." "KENDALL:" "Oh,thisfreaksme out, though, you guys." "Thinking of her, like, flirting with someone." "KYLIE:" "I justseemymom giggling and laughing at her phone and I think..." "SCOTT:" "She'ssexting?" "KENDALL:" "I thinkwe haveto go steal her phone." "SCOTT:" "Uh,I'mgonnagograb it." "It must be very difficult to jump back into the dating world" "23 years later, but if she's sexting with other guys, it's very odd because, 20 years ago," "I don't think you were getting laid over text messages." "Hello!" "KRIS:" "Hey." "SCOTT:" "CanIuse yourphone?" "My phone died." "KRIS:" "Youwanttouse my phone?" "SCOTT:" "ButIwanttotext" "Kourt, so I can't use the house line." "KRIS:" "Okay." "SCOTT:" "Thankyou." "KRIS:" "Allright." "There you go." "SCOTT:" "Thanks." "I'llbejust  right here in your room." "(laughing):" "Oh, man!" "I scrolled for a second... wait." "Look at this (bleep) guy." ""Hello back, Kris." "Nice meeting you last night."" "I don't know who's who." "KYLIE:" "Isthisreallyreal ?" "SCOTT:" "Thisis ..." "No ,thisis real." "I don't know if Kris googled" ""how to be sexy over texts," but she's doing it." "KENDALL:" "Hesendsher ,like, selfies on selfies." "Look at him." "(Scott snickering)" "SCOTT:" "Andit 'sinappropriate and it's very uncomfortable." "KENDALL:" "Kylie,stop!" "Please!" "SCOTT:" "Oh,no ,no ,no ." "KENDALL:" "You'refreakingme out!" "SCOTT:" "Wait,oh ,no ." "Did we just get proper (bleep)?" "KRIS:" "What?" "Whatare you guys doing?" "SCOTT:" "Who'sCorey?" "KRIS:" "Whatareyou guys doing?" "What are you guys doing doing with my phone?" "SCOTT:" "Whatdo youmean?" "I was texting..." "KRIS:" "Whatareyou doing?" "You were supposed to text" "Kourtney." "SCOTT:" "I didandthenIjust fell into all these conversations you were having with 20-year-old men and..." "KRIS:" "Giveme my phone!" "KYLIE:" "Mom,if Iopenit..." "KRIS:" "Giveme ,givemethe phone!" "SCOTT:" "Kris?" "KRIS:" "Hmm?" "SCOTT:" "Who'sCorey?" "KENDALL:" "Oh,no ." "KRIS:" "My..." "Juststop!" "SCOTT:" "Oh,Ihad noidea I was hitting a trigger." "I don't know who this is." "KRIS:" "Stop!" "Why are you doing this to me?" "(all laugh)" "LISA:" "Thesearethe two  prints we're thinking about." "Either a larger scale one or a small scale one." "KOURTNEY:" "I thinkthat sweatshirt is more girly than that one." "KIM:" "Yeah." "KOURTNEY:" "I likethis,but  maybe for a boy." "BRUNO:" "Okay,cool." "LISA:" "Okay,good,sowe'll start working on that." "KOURTNEY:" "Okay." "These are cute." "Do you guys like this print?" "KHLOE:" "It'salittlemore  boyish to me." "KOURTNEY:" "Really?" "KIM:" "Really?" "KHLOE:" "That'swhyIdon't really comment for the kid's stuff, 'cause you guys freak me out." "BRUNO:" "We'redone." "KIM:" "Thankyou." "BRUNO:" "Bye." "KIM:" "I needto talktoyou girls for a sec." "My video game" " I wanted to see if you guys are gonna be in it." "We made the characters." "It looks so cute." "Kendall and Kylie want to." "Um, Mom..." "KHLOE:" "Justdon'tmakeme look like a beast and I'm good." "KIM:" "Butit 'snotaboutthe money." "It's just gonna be something you're gonna do or not." "KOURTNEY:" "I justdon'tget  why they use our name and likeness and don't pay us." "Kim's making it seem like she's doing us a favor by having us in her video game." "All these other people are doing it." "I'm pregnant." "I have a lot going on." "I don't need to put myself into one more thing." "KIM:" "But,like,Ihave to literally get you guys to sign for your name and likeness." "KOURTNEY:" "Mm...maybe." "KIM:" "I mean,whyamI not shocked?" "Kourtney always is difficult." "When we were first starting out our careers, I would do anything to help them out." "Kourtney doesn't have to lift a finger, she doesn't have to do anything." "She should do this for me, like, with no questions asked." "KHLOE:" "DoesthatmeanIcan 't do my own video game if I want to?" "KIM:" "No,youshouldtalk to these people." "KOURTNEY:" "Weshoulddo, uh," "Kourtney and Khloe Take the" "World." "KHLOE:" "Let'sseehow many people pay for that upgrade." "KIM:" "Oh,hey,guys." "SCOTT:" "Oh,thisis ridiculous." "KHLOE:" "Hey." "SCOTT:" "Didyoujustgetback from Paris fashion week?" "KHLOE:" "Peoplethatwearcoats caped over their shoulders in the house..." "KIM:" "Now,whenelsecanI  wear a Chanel holey sweat suit?" "KYLIE:" "Oh,Isaw your chiropractor today." "KIM:" "Didyoulikehim?" "KYLIE:" "Yeah." "KIM:" "He'sso nice." "Don't you wish he would date" "Mom?" "SCOTT:" "Wait!" "We needto discuss that Kylie and I just saw these text messages with some guy named Corey." "KHLOE:" "Waitaminute,what do you mean?" "SCOTT:" "Whois thisguy ?" "Does anyone know who Corey is?" "KHLOE:" "I don't." "KIM:" "I do." "SCOTT:" "Youdo ?" "KIM:" "I tookwithmetoIbiza  for Ricardo's birthday party." "Justin was there." "Bieber, and he works with him." "SCOTT:" "Doingwhat?" "Security?" "KIM:" "A roadmanager." "SCOTT:" "Whatis thisguy" "Corey's last name?" "KIM:" "Corey..." "Gamble." "SCOTT:" "Here'sthepictureof him." "KYLIE:" "Letme see?" "Hmm." "SCOTT:" "He's33 ." "There's only a 26-year-old difference." "KIM:" "He'syoungerthanme." "My mom has been out of the dating game for decades, so I want her to have fun again and to meet someone, but I just hope that she really thinks things through and doesn't just rush into anything." "You know, I hope she's having fun and I want that for her, but it's just, obviously it's weird if she's dating someone new." "KHLOE:" "Whoareyou talking to, Shady?" "KRIS:" "Justthisguy ." "He texts me all the time." "KHLOE:" "Haveyouguyshung out yet?" "KRIS:" "Like,foracoupleof dinners." "KHLOE:" "Areyoudatinghim?" "KRIS:" "Thisis aceaseand desist for the Kim Kardashian" "West video game." "KIM:" "Whois thatfrom?" "KRIS:" "KourtneyKardashian." "(whooping)" "KRIS:" "Gettingbackout there in the dating world is going to be very interesting." "COREY:" "I 'ma lucky(bleep)." "KHLOE:" "Yourfireisnotlarge  at all." "KRIS:" "Yes,it is ." "(Kris laughs quietly)" "KHLOE:" "Whoareyou smirking at?" "KRIS:" "Nothing." "(Kris laughs)" "What?" "KHLOE:" "Whyareyou smiling like that?" "KRIS( laughing):" "I don't know." "(phone chimes)" "Sorry." "KHLOE:" "Whoareyou talking to, Shady?" "KRIS:" "Nobody." "Just this guy I met in Spain." "He's the guy I met at Riccardo" "Tisci's birthday party, when I went with Kim and Kanye." "He texts me all the time." "He's cute." "KHLOE:" "Oh,he 'scute?" "How old is he?" "KRIS:" "Uh..." "Idon 'tknowhow old he is." "KHLOE:" "Haveyouguyshung out yet?" "KRIS:" "Yeah,just,like,fora  couple of dinners and stuff like that." "Super cool, super chill, really nice..." "KHLOE:" "Areyoudatinghim?" "KRIS:" "I don'tknow." "Just hanging out right now." "Getting back out there in the dating world is going to be very interesting and, hopefully, a lot of fun." "I was married for 25 years and that's a long time to be kind of out of the loop." "KHLOE:" "ButIthinkit's cute  how much you're, like, smirking and smiling..." "like, I get" " I know that look and that feeling." "But, like, that leads me to believe that you might, like, be into him." "KRIS:" "Areyouthe dating police?" "KHLOE:" "No." "KRIS:" "You'retheone who 's been saying, "Mom, get out there, get out there."" "KHLOE:" "Yeah." "But it's definitely weird when your mom is dating someone." "No matter who he is." "It takes a minute." "Gotta, like... ease into it." "KRIS:" "Togetusedtoit ." "I'm sorry." "It's ultimately going to be the hardest thing for me to... date somebody, because we all have such crazy, big lives and I have a lot of kids." "And my kids are all really protective, especially you." "KHLOE:" "AllIsaidwas, "Don 't get married."" "And you said, "Don't worry." "I'm not getting married."" "KRIS:" "I never..." "I don't think I would ever get married again." "KHLOE:" "Youcan(bleep) whoever you want..." "KRIS:" "Thankyou." "KHLOE:...justdon'tget  married right now." "There's a whole plethora of people out there in the world." "We should all just enjoy." "KRIS:" "We'llsee." "I don't have a crystal ball." "KHLOE:" "Sureyou'regoingthe right way?" "MALIKA:" "Um,Ireallydon't know." "But let's hope." "KHLOE:1815..." "Scott and I have an appearance in Canada together for" "Halloween." "And I'm bringing my bestie," "Malika, and Scott is bringing" "Chris Reda." "So I don't even have a costume." "I also found out, in the final hour, that Brody is the DJ at this party and Brody's a drinker." "So I just want to be there for" "Scott, for a little extra support." "It's Halloween, we get to dress up, and I'm really looking forward to let loose, have fun and just enjoy the night." "So I couldn't fit into my sailor outfit." "It just didn't look as good as when I wore it on RuPaul." "So I might just be a sexy kitty in normal clothes and just wear a mask." "It is so sexy." "We've taken Halloween to a whole 'nother level." "(Malika laughs)" "MALIKA:" "Allthis,tobea black pussy?" "KHLOE:" "Can'treallyliftmy glass, 'cause my arms are tight, so I have to go... (knocking at door)" "SCOTT:" "Yello." "KHLOE( Jerseyaccent):" "Oh , the Lord!" "(all laughing)" "MALIKA:" "Thisis thegreatest" "(bleep) I've ever seen." "Period." "KHLOE:" "Verychic." "How'd you come up with this?" "SCOTT:" "Well,I'vealways wanted to be a Saudi prince, so... when the lordship doesn't take you far enough, you have to turn to the Saudi..." "KHLOE:" "Yeah,youhaveto advance." "Let's go, Mama Jo." "KHLOE:" "Instagram!" "(Chris laughs)" "What do I title ours?" "I just wrote, "Sheik pussy."" "Great." "SCOTT:" "There'sgonnabesome  disturbing comments to that picture." "And I'm posting some (bleep) pics." "KHLOE:" Appropriateas" "(bleep)."" ""Wow, this is so (bleep) up."" "(laughs)" ""Wow, that's offensive." "Can't expect anything less from" "Kardashians."" "Wait, what's wrong with it?" "I don't understand." ""You really did it this time, damn it."" "SCOTT:" "Damn." "KHLOE:" Whata ( bleep)you are."" ""Rude to the Arabs." "How dare you."" "Nothing is nice so far!" "I'm like, what's happening?" "Is this that bad?" ""It's a culture, not a costume." "So disgusting and disrespectful."" "CHRIS:" "What'dyousay , though?" "You said, "Sheik pussy."" "Yeah, but now Scott's gonna get it, because Scott just posted this one." "(all laughing)" "So they're gonna get off you right now." "These comments aren't that bad," "Scott." "MALIKA:" "Like,everybody dresses up as something funny." "KHLOE:" "WhyareScott's comments not bad and I'm getting literal hate, but without even posting hate?" "MALIKA:" "Youwanttoknow why?" "Because they know Scott doesn't give a (bleep)." "CHRIS:" Thisiswhyhe'sour god."" ""Let's be A-rabs."" "MALIKA:" "Clearly,theyexpect more of you than they do of" "Scott." "SCOTT:" "Right." "That's true." "KHLOE:" "I 'mgetting,like..." "My intentions was not to hurt anyone's feelings or to go against someone's religious beliefs, but I don't understand how I posted the exact same" "Instagram Scott did and I'm literally being brutalized, while Scott is being praised and..." "I feel like, why am I not allowed to say the exact same thing?" "I'm not in any Muslim nothing" "I'm not even in a costume." "I have a (bleep) head thing on." "MALIKA:" "It'syourcomments." "KHLOE:" Havesomerespect, you ignorant (bleep)."" "CHRIS:" You'rea funnycool" "(bleep) and the Lord be with you."" "(all laughing)" "Literally, my life (bleep) goal is to be you." "Long live Lord Disick."" "(all laughing)" "SCOTT( withaccent):" "Comeon,  my girls." "(laughing)" "My second and third wife." "Oh, my God..." "KHLOE:" "Hi." "(group cheering)" "BRODY:" "Getus aroundof shots." "Round of shots!" "Are we getting drunk?" "KHLOE:" "That'swhatIwas waiting on." "BRODY:" "Mindif we ordersome drinks?" "Could we get 1942 shots, please?" "Don Julio, one, two... uh, two..." "Are you good?" "KHLOE:" "I hopethatbyme being here tonight, Scott will choose the smarter decision in not grabbing that shot." "BRODY:" "Cheers!" "A lot to talk about." "The Sheik and the Lord." "Okay, cheers." "Thanks for coming, guys." "You know, it's Halloween, everybody's getting crazy." "SCOTT:" "Youknow,it'snever easy watching other people having a huge party night." "(all laughing)" "(crowd cheering)" "FANS:" "Khloe!" "Khloe!" "KHLOE:" "Thecrowdis definitely getting a little rowdy." "SCOTT:" "Thatwascrazy!" "(fans screaming, cheering)" "KOURTNEY:" "I don'twanttobe in your video game." "KIM:" "It'sridiculous." "All the (bleep) I've done for her?" "I bought her a (bleep) career." "(crowd screaming, cheering)" "ASSISTANT:" "SoIhaveourmeet and greet people in the hallway." "KHLOE:" "ComeandmeetScott" "Disick, everyone!" "AKA "the Lord."" "FAN:" "Hey,it 'snicetomeet  you." "SCOTT:" "Hey,you,too !" "FAN:" "Thankyou." "SCOTT:" "Oh,nicetomeet you." "FAN2 :" "For,like,real," "I want your butt." "Yeah." "KHLOE:" "Youdo ?" "FAN2 :" "Uh-huh." "KHLOE:" "Youcanhaveit." "SCOTT:" "Hello,howyou doing?" "KHLOE:" "I likeyourcostume." "FAN3 :" "DoyouknowwhoI am?" "KHLOE:" "Henry?" "You are?" "Stop." "Yay!" "Love Henry." "(Fan 3 sniffs)" "You okay?" "No?" "FAN3 :" "Youjust,like,mean  so much to me and..." "I don't know." "You just, like... (sobs)" "I'm not comfortable about my weight, but, like, watching you guys just makes me feel, like, a lot better." "KHLOE:" "I thinkaboutmine all the time." "It goes up and down and it is what it is." "FAN3 :" "No,but...you joke about it." "It means a lot to me that..." "KHLOE:" "Ofcoursewedo." "FAN3 :...youcamehere." "KHLOE:" "Thankyou." "MALIKA:" "Wantme to takea picture of you?" "KHLOE:" "Youcan'tworryabout it-- it is what it is." "FAN3 :" "Yeah." "KHLOE:" "Gotto embraceitand love it." "Okay." "MALIKA:" "Nopouting,smile big." "(crowd whooping, cheering)" "(fans shrieking)" "GIRL:" "I loveyou!" "KHLOE:" "HappyHalloween," "Ottawa!" "MAN:" "Khloe!" "MALIKA:" "Thisis scary." "MAN:" "I loveyou,Khloe." "SCOTT:" "Thatwascrazy!" "KHLOE:" "He..." "Yo ,he triedto atta..." "like, knock me down." "Some guy tried to tackle me." "SCOTT:" "I wasscaredfor her ." "KHLOE:" "Thecrowdis definitely getting a little rowdy." "SCOTT:" "Thatwasabsurd." "SCOTT:" "I gotthatturbanoff." "CHRIS:" "Waybetter." "I want tequila, you don't have tequila." "WAITER:" "Youwant" "Jagermeister, too, though?" "CHRIS:" "Oh,no ,whatelsedo you have?" "SCOTT:" "I gotto say,for not  drinking, I'm having a pretty great time, but it seems like everybody's drinking more and having more fun and more fun." "I think it's time." "Should we get going?" "CHRIS:" "What?" "SCOTT:" "Canwe getgoing?" "Honestly, I'd like to just call it a night for the first time in my life, and get to bed and get home." "KOURTNEY:" "Hello." "MASON:" "I 'mhappy." "KOURTNEY:" "That'scute." "That's cute." "Do I keep this little T-shirt that says "Robert"?" "KHLOE:( chuckles)" "Are you naming your kid that?" "KOURTNEY:" "No,butit'scute ." "Maybe just for, like, chill clothes?" "KHLOE:" "Greenpants?" "If I ever wore green pants, you would kill me." "KOURTNEY:" "Yeah,butfor a kid?" "KHLOE:" "I don'tknow,doyou dress kids the same way you dress an adult?" "KOURTNEY:" "No,Idon 't." "Did you get this e-mail from" "Kim's attorney to sign this contract?" "KHLOE:" "Mm-hmm." "KOURTNEY:" "Sodidyou readit?" "KHLOE:" "Mm-hmm." "KOURTNEY:" "It'snotjustfor the charity." "KHLOE:" "Yeah,Iknow." "KOURTNEY:" "Soit 'sgivingyour name and likeness for... basically, forever." "KHLOE:" "Kimsentoversome  legal documents for us to sign, so her video game can use our image and likeness and Kim's video game is a huge, like, pop culture phenomenon, and I feel like your sister's asking you to" "do something, so do it." "Yeah, but it's a free video game." "KOURTNEY:" "Whatdo youmean?" "KHLOE:" "Like,shedoesn'tget paid." "KOURTNEY:" "Youdon'tthinkshe makes money off of this?" "KHLOE:" "No,she...she makes money." "It's not like you buy a Khloe person, like, I'm just, like, a free add-on." "KOURTNEY:" "Yeah,butyou 're adding to the game." "Are you gonna do it?" "KHLOE:" "I mean,Iam, 'cause she just wants me to." "KOURTNEY:" "Shejustsaid,"So and so and so and so is doing it, do you guys want to do it?"" "KHLOE:" "Yeah,butI..." "KOURTNEY:" "Andin themomentI said, "I'll think about it."" "But then I randomly got this contract sent." "KHLOE:" "I don'tminddoingit." "KOURTNEY:" "Dowhateveryou  want, I don't care." "I'm just telling you I am not going to do it." "After my conversation with Kim," "I thought I made it really clear that I wasn't sure if I want to be a part of her video game, so" "I'm just not sure why I'm getting contracts from my attorney." "I just..." "I'm really confused." "KHLOE:" "You'reruthless." "KOURTNEY:" "Oh,howcuteare these?" "PAPARAZZO:" "Khloe,overhere." "WOMAN:" "Hi." "PAPARAZZO:" "Khloe,here, straight ahead, straight on me." "PAPARAZZO2 :" "Lookup ,Khloe." "(all clamoring)" "KEN:" "Well,youlook beautiful." "KHLOE:" "Oh,thankyou ." "KEN:" "I-Ijustsaidthat  and, like..." "KHLOE:" "Staredat my (bleep)?" "KEN:" "Yeah,oops." "KHLOE:" "It'sokay,they'rea mouthful, so that's all you need." "KEN:" "Oh..." "Hello,uh..." "KHLOE:" "Right?" "Goodmorning!" "KEN:" "God,it 'searly." "Um, what is this random Kim tweet saying she loves you and" "French together?" "KHLOE:" "She'scute,right?" "I mean, we all miss French, we love French." "KEN:" "Yeah,butyou 'renot  dating him." "KHLOE:" "I 'mstillfriendswith him, I talk to him, like, every day, I talked to him before I came here, but I'm not dating anybody." "KEN:" "Okay,I'mgonnabreak some news to you that is actual dating news." "KHLOE:" "Oh,tellme." "KEN:" "Um,Iconfirmed, actually, as I was driving over here, I confirmed that your mama..." "KHLOE:" "Okay." "KEN:...isdatingCorey." "KHLOE:" "Um..." "How did you confirm, 'cause I can't be tricked into this." "KEN:" "Uh,sources,Ihave  sources, I'm telling you that as a friend, I did confirm this." "KHLOE:" "Okay." "I pretty much feel ambushed at this point, because my mom apparently gave quotes about her relationship with her new boyfriend and I don't know how to answer this question." "My mom is really happy." "KEN:" "Good." "KHLOE:" "SoIliketoseeher in such a positive, happy state." "It's a good Kris Jenner." "KEN:" "You'rebeautiful." "KHLOE:" "Loveyou." "KEN:" "Loveyoumore." "Thank you." "(paparazzi clamoring)" "KHLOE:" "Mymom-slash-manager is supposed to be giving me the heads-up, like, "Oh, by the way, you might be asked a question or two" and she's pretty much denied that she's dating Corey every time I ask her." "(phone line ringing)" "KRIS:" "Goodmorning." "KHLOE:" "Hello,Mom?" "KRIS:" "Yeah?" "KHLOE:" "Didyoufeellike  maybe warning me that you were giving a confirmation that you're dating someone would be good before I did a press day?" "KRIS:" "I don'thave..." "Idid not confirm I was dating anybody." "KHLOE:" "Mom." "KRIS:" "Soyoushould..." "I,you say nothing." "KHLOE:" "Didyounot talkto" "Ken Baker?" "KRIS:" "No,Idid not talkto" "Ken Baker, I'm not confirming anything" " I don't know what's gonna happen, I could be dating somebody else next week." "I'm getting him on the phone right now." "KHLOE:" "Okay,well,you could seriously take a (bleep) Xanax and don't (bleep) yell at me like that, because I don't deserve this (bleep)." "KRIS:" "Pleasedon'tbemad." "KHLOE:" "I 'mjustsaying,asa  manager, I would just like to know, because I'm, like, ambushed." "KRIS:" "I 'msosorry,and I never confirmed it." "It'll be yesterday's news in a week." "KHLOE:" "I mean,it 'sOneFlew" "Over the (bleep) Cuckoo's Nest with you, dude." "I posted something on Instagram." "I wrote, "Sheik pussy."" "Is that offensive?" "DURRANI:" "I thinkit 's..." "NAZY:" "What'smore,like, upsetting is the words." "KIM:" "ForScotttocall meand say, "You should buy her a pair of shoes"" " I said, "I-I'm not buying her a (bleep) pair of shoes, I bought her a (bleep) career."" "SCOTT:" "Hey,Puscani." "KHLOE:" "Comehererealquick." "We'll go out..." "Your-Your dad'll take you outside in a minute." "(Penelope fusses)" "So Malika and I, like, we're both obsessed with Tomer." "SCOTT:" "He'sthebest." "KHLOE:" "AndthenMalika's like, "If Tomer wasn't a redhead"-- or a ginger or whatever-- she's like, "I would" and I was like, "You would what?"" "SCOTT:" "HasMalikaeverdated a white man?" "KHLOE:" "NickCarter." "SCOTT:" "FromtheBackstreet" "Boys?" "KHLOE:" "Yes." "SCOTT:" "No,no !" "KHLOE:" "Sohowwas Canadafor you?" "SCOTT:" "I hadagoodtime ." "I feel like everybody was pretty tame, I mean, you guys were drinking a little." "I had, like... a half a glass of wine and that was about it." "And just relaxed." "KHLOE:" "Butis it hardfor you  to be ar..." "Like, Brody was, like, wild, and all of his friends get really wild." "And they're like, "Let's do a shot."" "Like, I'm like, how old are you and how long are you gonna do shots for your whole life?" "SCOTT:" "Yeah,Icouldprobably do them till I'm dead." "But yeah, I mean, I just feel like I got to pick my battles, you know what I mean?" "I mean, listen, doing events and parties is one of my jobs." "So it's like I don't want to mess that up and I feel like I can't go to these things and act like an animal." "I just don't want to not be able to drink at all, 'cause then I just... all I... all I think about is drinking." "We'll see, I mean, I'm trying to give this a whirl, just being calm, but I don't drink at home or anything like that." "PENELOPE:" "I ...ya,ya ." "KHLOE:" "Listen,theseare  sharp, so when you hit your head against this, it scares KoKo, okay?" "SCOTT:( whoops)" "I scared you, Pusci." "PENELOPE:" "No." "SCOTT:" "I lovethislittle girl." "(paparazzi clamoring)" "DURRANI:" "Hi." "MALIKA:" "Sorry,I'mlosingmy voice." "DURRANI:" "I missedyouso much." "MALIKA:" "I missedyou,too ." "How are you?" "We're having major problems with our sales today." "KHLOE:" "I 'mgoingto a basketball game and I haven't been since Lamar and I'm, like, really scared to go." "ROYA:" "No,youlooksohot." "KHLOE:" "ButI'mnot really into these shoes with this." "My hair is tight." "I don't want my hair tight." "(Khloe exhales)" "ROYA:" "Justbreathe." "KHLOE:" "See,Malika,I shouldn't go to a basketball game with you." "MALIKA:" "Okay." "KHLOE:( chuckles)Dooneof you guys know how to read" "Arabic?" "You do, right?" "DURRANI:" "Yeah." "KHLOE:" "SoIpostedsomething on Instagram." "It was for Halloween." "Scott was a sheik." "DURRANI:" "Oh,Iremember." "You were a kitty cat." "KHLOE:" "A cat." "Thankyou ." "I wrote "Sheik pussy."" "But is that offensive?" "DURRANI:" "Tome ,personally, no." "And I don't think it's the caption." "I think it's 'cause you were covered..." "KHLOE:" "Oh,so it wasn'twhat" "I said-- it was how we looked." "DURRANI:" "Yeah." "MALIKA:" "Wait,butIthought they were mad at the caption." "KHLOE:" "Well,that'swhat" "I'm assuming..." "MALIKA:" "I thoughttheywere mad at, like, everything." "NAZY:" "I don'tthinkthat... the whole cover thing was an issue." "KHLOE:" "Okay..." "NAZY:" "Like,Ithinkjust , like..." "KHLOE:" "Doyouthink..." "Are you more offended by my words?" "NAZY:" "I thinkthemore... what's more, like, upsetting is the fact that... just the words, you know what I mean?" "KHLOE:" "Toputthe words together." "NAZY:" "Yeah." "KHLOE:" "Aftertalkingwith" "Nazy and Durrani, I'm really upset that I've offended anybody." "I'm even more bothered that a lot of the commenters are thinking that I'm poking fun of their culture." "Well, I just didn't realize how offensive it was." "I was, like..." "I did not think I did anything wrong." "And I don't want to offend anyone." "MALIKA:" "Ifyouhad known,you wouldn't have done it." "KHLOE:" "I reallyhavetojust  be more aware of what I write, even if I think it's tongue-in-cheek, and I have to be more sensitive to that." "I'm so sorry for anybody that I offended." "That was the last thing I ever wanted to do." "Hey, everyone, what's the vote-vote?" "NAZY:" "Firstoutfit." "KHLOE:" "Whowantsthe red  jacket?" "DURRANI:" "I thinkthatbothof 'em look good, so whatever you're comfortable in." "KHLOE:" "I justfeellikeI'ma  little bright in red, and I would rather not show my butt, either." "DURRANI:" "Why?" "If Ihad your butt, oh, my God, I'd paint it." "KHLOE:" "A littlejustlarge and in charge." "KOURTNEY:" "Uh,Teflon." "KHLOE:" "Kourtney,Ilike" "Teflon." "KOURTNEY:" "Isthatcomingoff?" "KHLOE:" "It'snotcomingoff." "KOURTNEY:" "Yeah,it 'sreally bad." "KHLOE:" "I forgothowmuchI missed you coming over." "(door opens, slams)" "KIM:" "Kourt,areyou serious?" "KOURTNEY:" "I don'twanttobe in your video game." "KIM:" "I gotit ." "You're not gonna be in it." "It's ridiculous for you to just not do that for me as a favor 'cause I've done so much for you." "And for Scott to call me and say, "You should buy her a pair of shoes to put..."" "KOURTNEY:" "I don'tneedapair  of shoes." "I can buy my own shoes." "KIM:" "AndI'mlike,"Buy hera" "(bleep) pair of shoes?" "All the (bleep) I've done for her?"" "I said to Scott, "I'm not buying her a (bleep) pair of shoes." "I bought her a (bleep) career."" "Kourtney should do this for me as a favor, but she's like, "I don't need a video game character." "What will this do for me?"" "Sometimes it's not about what it will do for you." "I mean, the game is supposed to mirror my real life, so I think it's fun to include all my family in that." "I don't know why she's being so stubborn." "It's just lame to not do me a favor." "Like, I bend over backwards and do business deals for the benefit of you guys when I've had my own deals." "And I'm not gonna be bending over backwards if I feel like people aren't gonna do me favors." "KOURTNEY:" "Youneveraskedas a favor." "Never once." "So if you presented it as a favor and said, "Do you want to do me a favor and will you guys please do this for me?"" "KIM:" "I haveasked." "I have asked." "KOURTNEY:" "Didsheask like that?" "KHLOE:" "Youdidn't." "We were in our Kardashian Kids meeting." "KIM:" "It'sso lamethat,like , everyone else wants to be in it." "The only reason you didn't is if" "I didn't pay you." "KOURTNEY:" "I don'twantthe  money." "I don't have to do anything." "KIM:" "Butyou'recontradicting yourself because before you said you just wanted to be paid." "KOURTNEY:" "I don'tcaretodo random things." "KIM:" "You-youdon'thavetodo  one thing." "KOURTNEY:" "ButIdon 'tcareto do more than I'm doing." "KIM:" "Oh,you'retoo  overexposed?" "KOURTNEY:" "I don'twanttobe in it." "KIM:" "Wealldoeach other family favors." "That's just what we do." "That's who we are." "So I just think of your character, it's pretty (bleep)." "KOURTNEY:" "You're,like,such a joke." "People want different things in life." "KIM:" "I feellikeI'm worried about Mom a little bit." "I'll look online, and there'll be all these pictures of her and" "Corey." "She doesn't listen to me when" "I'm like, "You know, you should really take it slow."" "SCOTT:" "Didn'tyouget married both times, after a couple months?" "KIM:" "Whyareyou beingso difficult?" "KRIS:" "Kourtney,maybeyou can  tell her what would make you happy." "KOURTNEY:" "Youneveraskedas a favor." "I have to go." "KRIS:" "Oh..." "SCOTT:" "Whereareyou going?" "KIM:" "Australia,Dubai,and" "India." "SCOTT:" "Youtraveltoo much." "KHLOE:" "I thinkwe alldo." "KIM:" "Yeah,we alldo." "SCOTT:" "I don't." "Itry ,but I usually am told I can't." "KHLOE:" "You'reusuallytold you can't do anything." "SCOTT:" "Yeah." "Iw ..." "Iwas gonna go to Israel to see the motherland." "KHLOE:" "Areyoutryingtorun away?" "SCOTT:" "No,Iwasn'tgonnago live in Israel." "Get back there, "My people, I've come!"" "KHLOE:" "Whatif yougot there and you fell in love?" "SCOTT:" "I wouldn'tcomehome." "KIM:" "Um,Ijustfeel like I'm worried about Mom a little bit 'cause I'll look online and there'll be, like, all these pictures of her and Corey." "Just... she doesn't listen to me when I'm like, "You know, you should really take it slow."" "SCOTT:" "Didn'tyouget married both times after a couple months?" "KHLOE:" "There'ssomethinga little awkward happening." "SCOTT:" "I heardhe 'sghost riding her whips around town." "KIM:" "Ugh,thethoughtofit ." "SCOTT:" "Oh,by theway ,not  only once in a night-- he goes for double-decker sometimes." "Kim told me he went in for seconds." "KHLOE:" "Firstof all,it's disgusting." "I don't need to hear the noises that..." "SCOTT:" "Shelivesunderneath them!" "KHLOE:" "Andshetellsmeabout  the squeaking and whatever." "That's disgusting." "SCOTT:" "Andhe comesbackfor seconds, too." "KIM:" "Boom." "Andthe bed ,like, bangs up against the wall." "SCOTT:" "Pa,pa ,pa ,pa ,pa ." "KIM:" "AndI, like,was  literally trying to pass out, and I, like, woke up and I swear" "I thought I heard moaning and" "I'm like, "Please go to bed!"" "Like, I put the covers over my head." "KHLOE:" "That'sdisgusting." "I have the worst visual." "KIM:" "Mymomhas beenoutof the dating game for decades, so" "I want her to have fun again, to meet someone, and..." "I just hope that my mom really thinks things through because I just don't want her to rush into anything." "SCOTT:" "Outof allthe people in the world, though, how does your mom decide to date a" "32-year-old guy?" "KOURTNEY:" "He'syoungerthan" "Kim and Kourtney." "SCOTT:" "He'smy age,pretty much." "KHLOE:" "It'screepy." "KIM:" "Mom." "KRIS:" "Hi,doll." "Welcome to my studio." "KIM:" "Whatis this?" "KRIS:" "It'sjustKylie's world, and I'm living in it." "I asked her to set up her studio for a YouTube channel." "She took over my entire office, so I'm slowly being..." "KIM:" "I mean,thislightingis amazing though." "I need this." "KRIS:" "CanIreadyoua little letter that I received via registered mail today?" "To you." "KIM:" "Tome ?" "KRIS:" Thisisaceaseand desist for the Kim Kardashian" "West video game."" "KIM:" "What?" "KRIS:" Thisceaseanddesist order is to inform you that your persistent actions, including but not limited to asking me to sign over the rights for you to use my likeness, have become unbearable." "You are ordered to stop such activities immediately, as they are being done in violation of the law."" "KIM:" "Whois thatfrom?" "KRIS:" "KourtneyKardashian." ""I have the right to remain free from these activities..."" "KIM:" "Stop." "Stop." "Is this a joke?" "KRIS:" ...andI donotgive you any rights." "I will pursue any legal remedies available..."" "Your sister is serious." "KIM:" "Howdo Iworkthis  thing?" "(keypad beeping)" "(line ringing)" "KOURTNEY:" "Hello." "KIM:" "Isthisajoke that  you're-you're sending me..." "KOURTNEY:" "What?" "KIM:...acease-and-desist letter?" "KOURTNEY:" "I 'mjustprotecting myself." "Now you know what it's like to get some legal paperwork." "KIM:" "Whyareyou beingso difficult?" "KRIS:" "Kourtney..." "KIM:" "It'slikeObamahasa  character, and Kourtney" "Kardashian is being difficult?" "KRIS:" "Kourtney,maybeyou can  tell her what would make you happy, honey." "Looking at it from both sides," "I feel like you should..." "KIM:" "They..." "KRIS:...definitelyofferher  compensation to be in your game because she is a public..." "KOURTNEY:" "That'snotwhat it's about." "KRIS:" "Okay,telluswhat it's  about." "KOURTNEY:" "Youneveraskedas a favor, never once." "KRIS:" "So,Ifeellike she... what she's saying to you is she doesn't like your approach." "Why don't we do this?" "Why don't you decide, Kourtney, if you would agree to be in her game, and how you would want your character to be presented?" "Give a little thought to that, quickly..." "KIM:" "I 'msooverthis." "KRIS:...sothatwecanmake sure that you are-are..." "KIM:" "What'swrongwithher?" "KOURTNEY:" "I 'mtryingto pick a Jack Skellington cake, so I have to go." "KRIS:" "Oh..." "Oh." "KIM:" "No,we havetogo." "She's trying to hang up on us?" "No." "She sent the letter, we hang up on her." "KRIS:" "I thinkyoushouldhave  a little chat with Kourtney, because she is going to have a baby very soon, and she's probably got raging hormones and very emotional." "You can talk to her and be a little kinder, more sensitive to what she's going through, and voila-- life is beautiful." "(applause and cheering)" "KIM:" "They'reactuallykindof cute together." "(applause and cheering)" "KHLOE:" "You'regoingtothe wedding with Corey?" "KRIS:" "Mm-hmm." "KHLOE:" "Doesn'tthatsend mixed signals?" "KRIS:" "I am..." "IthinkIknow what I'm doing." "KHLOE:" "Youjusttellmeit 's  not your boyfriend, but you're with him all the time." "KRIS:" "I don'treallycare what anybody else thinks anymore." "KIM:" "Hello?" "Kourt?" "Ooh, what did she make?" "Sugar cookies?" "KOURTNEY:" "Whatareyou doing here?" "KIM:" "Hey." "Are you ignoring me?" "KOURTNEY:" "No." "KIM:" "I cameoverto... basically tell you that I spoke to my video game people, and we..." "You know, I have a fee for you, and I know it's not about the fee." "I get what it's about." "Like, I should have, like, asked and not assumed." "My mom was right." "Maybe I didn't have the best approach with Kourtney." "I mean, she's hormonal and all." "So, hopefully, this approach will work better." "I would really like you to do it for me, as a favor." "KOURTNEY:" "Mm-hmm." "KIM:" "ButIknowyou'renot into being in a video game, but" "I really..." "KOURTNEY:" "Well,youdid make my career." "Nobody..." "KIM:" "Withouteveryone, we wouldn't be here." "That's why it works." "KOURTNEY:" "Right." "KIM:' Causewe'reallhere together." "Of course if you guys had a project you were really passionate about and excited about, we would all, like, help." "KOURTNEY:" "Well,Iappreciate the apology, and I'm happy to do it." "KIM:" "Thankyou." "I'll get your check over ASAP." "KOURTNEY:" "It'snotaboutthe check." "KIM:" "Itis ,though." "KOURTNEY:" "No,it 'sactually not." "KIM:" "Comeon ,it is ." "KOURTNEY:" "It'snot." "KHLOE:" "Well,well,well, you're..." "KIM:" "Whatareyou wearing?" "KHLOE:" "Whatareyou (bleep) wearing, first of all?" "All you do is wear whole clothes with a..." "KIM:" "Lookslikeagown ." "KHLOE:" "It'sactuallyarobe , you dumb (bleep), so get over yourself." "KIM:" "You'reso pleasant." "I'm so glad I came over." "(phone blips)" "KRIS:" "Hewantsmetohelphim pick out a pair of shoes." "KIM:" "Thevelvet." "KRIS:" "They'recute,right?" "KHLOE:" "Coreywantsyou to pick out a pair of shoes?" "Why?" "KRIS:" "Becausewe 'regoingto a wedding." "KHLOE:" "Whois ?" "KIM:" "Whosewedding?" "KRIS:" "LanceBass." "KHLOE:" "You'regoingtothe wedding with Corey?" "KRIS:" "Mm-hmm." "KHLOE:" "Doesn'tthatsend mixed signals?" "Someone you're not dating?" "KRIS:" "Uh,it 'sadatetoa wedding." "I'm not getting married." "KHLOE:" "Youdon'tbring someone to a wedding if you're really not serious with them." "KRIS:" "I-IthinkIknow what" "I'm doing." "KHLOE:" "Youjusttellmeit 's  not your boyfriend, but you're with him all the time." "I don't care if it is." "Just take ownership." "KRIS:" "I cannotdo anything right." "KHLOE:" "Yougotthathickey right, though." "(all laughing quietly)" "KRIS:" "It'snotahickey." "KHLOE:" "Apparently,it is ." "KRIS:" "I don'tknowthe rules of dating." "Maybe somebody should fill me in and tell me, like, what you're supposed to do." "I haven't dated anybody in 25 years." "KHLOE:" "Well,yousaidhe's  not your boyfriend, right?" "KRIS:" "I don'treallycare what anybody else thinks anymore." "KIM:" "Mm." "KRIS:" "I justwanttobe happy.... and do my thing." "KIM:" "Mm-hmm." "KRIS:" "Andhavepeopleleave me alone." "KIM:" "Doyou,boo ." "Do... you." "KHLOE:" "Mm-hmm." "KRIS:" "It'skindofhard todo  you when everyone's a critic... and telling me how to do me." "It's so annoying that my own family is being so judgmental, because all I really want to do is live my life." "KRIS:" "I can'tdo anything without getting criticized." "It's-it's uncomfortable." "It's like everybody wants answers, everybody wants to know what the title is." "It's like you're a bunch of haters." "KHLOE:" "I feelreallybad that my mom feels unsupported by all of her kids." "I mean, the truth is, I think we're all really protective of her." "I think at the end of the day, we all want her to be happy, and if she is, then we're happy for her." "Mom, we're not hating on you." "We just want you to be happy and have fun." "Well, how would you do you?" "KRIS:" "I don'tknow." "I'm just getting my sea legs." "I don't know how to do me." "I'm figuring it out one day at a time." "KIM:" "Wejustwantyoutobe happy... and have fun." "Life is about having fun." "(happy chatter, whooping)" "KRIS:" "We'rein Vegas,and I'm  really excited." "Getting back out there in the dating world is going to be very interesting, and hopefully, a lot of fun." "COREY:" "Howy'alldoin'?" "WOMAN:" "Hi!" "KRIS:" "Hi,baby." "Mwah!" "How are you?" "KRIS:" "Wait." "Khloe,pullthat  down." "There's a lot of shadows going on there." "KHLOE:" "A lotof shadows?" "My (bleep) is coming out." "That's the shadow you see." "(laughter)" "KRIS:" "Youguys,who remembers the night I was doing the keg upside down?" "WOMAN:" "Yeah,yeah,yeah, yeah." "MAN:" "Oh,yes!" "MAN2 :" "Yeah." "KRIS:" "Yeah,andsomebody talked me into standing on my head..." "WOMAN:" "Oh,my God." "KRIS:...andsuckingdown beers hard as I could." "(laughter)" "The (bleep) you guys make me do." "You guys didn't know I was so limber, did you?" "KHLOE:" "Mymomreallydoes  seem so happy, and she's smiling from ear to ear." "(whooping and applause)" "She really can't worry about what everybody has to say, 'cause people are always going to have an opinion." "And just like (bleep), everybody has one." "(applause and cheering)" "(camera shutters clicking)" "(applause and cheering)" "(dance music playing)" "(applause and cheering)" "KIM:" "They'reactuallykindof cute together." "COREY:" "I 'ma lucky(bleep)." "KHLOE:" "Ultimately,I'mjust happy if my mom's happy, and based off of tonight and seeing how my mom is dancing and just, like, getting her groove on, I am happy for her." "(applause and cheering)" "KRIS:" "Tipyourheadover  like..." "Are you watching?" "KIM:" "OnthenextKeepingUp with the Kardashians..." "KIM:" "That'sdisgusting." "KRIS:" "Goodas new." "WOMAN:" "Doyouhaveawillor a trust?"