"I want Evert to notice me again." "So you'll make him jealous." "No, of course not." "What's the most important thing in your life?" "Vlinder... and my freedom." "I'm completely broke, I have nothing." "He spent everything, we're as good as bankrupt." "Touch, him, that cute nose." "Tons of women get kids when they're 39." "No, I can't, now." "Really." "She needs me now." "*incognito*" "Fun, are you shopping too?" "Yes." "Coffee?" "Yes!" "Delicious, thanks." "Shall I eh, No honey I'll do it." "Do you know him?" "No, but I'm afraid I will get to know him." "Hello Mrs. van Kampen." "(BELGIAN) Hello Mrs. Morero, can I talk to you?" "I have a very interesting offer, if you want to take a look?" "How much?" "For you, nothing." "But if you have 5 minutes, I will explain." "Okay, come on in." "Olive Oil HOUSE BRAND (CHEAP)" "Turbo fat destroyer." "In Belgium and France it's ultra popular." "You lose 5 kilos a week, guaranteed." "So if I take this for 3 months I'll be 10 kilos?" "No, no, but, we're looking to promote our product in The Netherlands and we're looking for a skinny, beautiful woman with a fresh vibe." "Hello, I'm size 40." "And what's wrong with that?" "!" "You still look fantastic." "My name's Sluiter ?" "and I'm a great fan of yours." "Oh?" "Are your ears okay?" "Joking." "But I completely agree with you, your wife is perfect." "And that's why we want to ask if she wants to be the business card of HydroSlank." "No, you have to ask that ex-model, that super skinny one, the tennisser with hard balls." "No, this is perfect for you." "He's right, your face is great, your figure is perfect, and you'll finally have something to do." "I mean, something to do for yourself besides all those things you do for me." "What does it pay?" "This is per year, excl. 6% of the profit." "That makes it a bit better." "I already set up a conceptual contract, if you want to read through it sometimes, then..." "Yes, okay." "See you soon." "I need your advice." "The wine?" "is ready." "Oh, Claire's just coming too." "Looks like she can use a drink as well." "No, I'll come some other time then." "No, just come now!" "What can be so secret that Claire's not allowed to know?" "Never mind." "No never mind, just come!" "Claire's gone within 10 minutes." "Okay, see you." "I'm not sure where to start." "Claire, don't be weird." "If there are problems, and I can help you, I will you know that right?" "You're my oldest and best friend, which is why I came to you." "Is something wrong with Merel?" "No, right?" "I told you Anton didn't invest our money very well." "Not at all well, actually." "You're broke." "Can't be that bad?" "You've got your own job, right?" "But there are debts." "Extremely high debts." "Debts?" "I have to pay 100.000 euros." "within one month, but I really can't." "You have to help me, Willemijn." "100.000 euros?" "We'll talk about it Claire, okay?" "Come in!" "Fun!" "Are you leaving?" "I wanted to talk, but Cheryl and Claire are here, so I'll come back some time." "No, stay." "We haven't seen each other for so long." "What did you want to talk about with Willemijn?" "Nothing special." "Honey, you're not going to accept that crazy offer?" "You're a BN-er (Famous Dutchie) you're a role model." "I took one and I feel fine." "Like you took 4 double espressos." "I don't feel hungry at all now." "That can't be good." "Let's see." "Dextroamfetamine..." "Honey, this is dangerous, are you mad?" "He says it's scientifically tested." "Yes, on mice and guinea pigs." "You'll get a high blood pressure." "And heart flutters." "And you'll get addicted." "And within 5 years you have a pacemaker." "Is that what you want?" "I won't take it for 5 years." "I'll take it a few weeks and then I'll have a perfect figure." "And that's more important for you then, for example, getting pregnant." "Honey, women who starve themselves are less fertile," "THAT has been proven scientifically." "Come here." "This is what we'll do." "Huppetee, gone with it." "Family life." "Great if you like peace and schedules." "But for someone like you that's much too suffocating." "Otherwise you wouldn't have divorced." "I keep regretting it more and more." "You don't want to say you want to go back to Tom?" "You can do what you want now, you won't give up that life?" "I don't know what I want." "You're an artist." "Your life is one big quest for the truth." "And essence." "You have to be independent for that." "That unfulfillable desire is not your problem, Anouk." "That is your strength." "Thank you." "No, for advice about losing weight Willemijn's the best person!" "That stuff is super dangerous, she says." "That's what they say about strong alcohol, too." "No, you're going to do it." "You'll be in the magazines." "We'll make some money." "We'll buy a speed boat, so we can go waterskiing." "Those things are unhealthy, and if I'm pregnant they'll dump me." "I don't see that happening so soon." "You want a baby, right?" "Of course." "But maybe you should keep in mind, there's something wrong with you." "Something wrong with ME?" "What do you mean?" "Maybe you should get tested." "Of course I can, but you can get tested too?" "Oh come on don't be ridiculous." "Before we'll do all that, maybe we should try one last time." "Oh my god, every day when I see you, it just doesn't stop!" "If you don't shoot you'll always miss." "Well, there you go." "And I thought, if you, yes, like that..." "Mom?" "Nothing wrong, go to sleep!" "Did you see this?" "Ridiculous!" "Martin and Cheryl, where is the love baby?" "They're even suggesting it could be because of me." "Where do they get that bullshit?" "What is this?" "Well, they could be right." "What?" "That it's your problem." "Don't be ridiculous." "Are you realizing that this is really bad for my image?" "So I'll have to get pregnant soon because of your image, now I get it." "What I mean, I feel sorry for you that they write that about me." "Let's go back to bed?" "Yep." "You're just surprised every time you know, dicks..." "God, what time is it?" "I have to sing A LOT, dear," "I have to go, see you later!" "No, that wasn't my intention." "You told me you wanted to clean your workplace, right?" "Come on, there we go!" "1500 euros." "Pardon?" "What about this?" "It's a real van Clee- something." "1500 for everything." "Can't help it." "That ring is not pure." "And I keep those other things to do you a favor." "There's no market for this." "Can you pay me cash?" "I'll make it grow!" "There's a pre-sale at Dolce  Gabbana, coming with me?" "No, Cheryl." "All the good stuff is still there!" "Come on, get in!" "Don't be weird." "You look depressing." "Yes, my throat hurts." "If we're there first, we'll get all the good clothes." "No coffee for me." "What's wrong with you?" "Did you take cocaine?" "Speed?" "I can't express my energy with a husband who never touches me." "Can't imagine that with Evert." "No?" "Picture this." "An ironing board." "Go lay next to it." "That's how I feel every night." "But Evert is very warm and lively, right?" "I had a great conversation with him recently." "Oh really?" "About golf?" "No, about his life, my life, he was very understanding." "Why can't you talk to him then?" "You have great communication, maybe you can figure out why he acts like an impotent asshole." "So you think your Evert will confess his deepest feelings to me?" "Why not?" "You can try." "We're friends." "Talking about friends, I have to manage something." "Well, if you want to." "That will suit you." "It's 25% sale." "Not really my size." "I have a few, I'll get them." "It's a bit too.. pushy for me." "I have them in black, and navy blue." "Great for your ash blonde hair." "I'll look further now, thanks." "Mrs. van Kampen, something else." "There's still a bill from your daughter." "A bill." "Since 8 weeks or so." "1200 EUROS." "Suit, with a blouse, and a shawl..." "I'll manage it next week." "I'd appreciate if you can do that now." "Oh." "I forgot all my credit cards." "It will be fine." "Is this a size 38 that I'm wearing?" "No, size 40, but that is your size." "It fits perfectly." "I have a lot of space here, look." "I'd like to try a size smaller." "I always have 38." "Really?" "Okay, this is an 38." "It fits perfectly!" "A lot better." "Closes easily, the zipper is just a little stiff." "Do you have a some water?" "It's hot in here." "Do you have a glass of water?" "Oh, oh my god." "Are you insane?" "Fuck off, disgusting parasite!" "What happened?" "I don't know, I didn't feel well." "She fell." "I didn't eat enough today." "Why don't you take off your tight pants first." "Maybe it's a bit too small." "Buzz off." "The brutality." "What did I say?" "Stop it." "Where's my bag." "Here, I have it." "It's okay, I'm okay." "Can you really drive?" "Thank you." "Who told you you're fat?" "Martin, probably." "No, no- He's scared you won't fit next to him on those magazine covers." "As if he's fit and skinny himself..." "Men are so hypocritical." "I really love you and I value our friendship a lot." "Me too." "I'd do everything for you, but lending money, I don't." "It'd cloud our friendship." "Well, great friendship." "Oh, come on Claire." "Can't you sell your mother's Louis Seize secretaire?" "What?" "Or rent a room." "Enough room, these days." "If that would be a solution, I wouldn't need your damned money." "That's not a reason to be so rude to me." "It's not fair." "Is it too much?" "I'd be really happy with just a little." "Half of it, please, Willemijn." "That's not what it's about, I could give you 300k, whenever." "It's about the principle." "I don't lend friends money." "You can go choke on your principles." "Hello, give it to me, that's not a woman's job." "Willemijn cleaned my workplace, so the garden had to follow." "Can I help you?" "I came for the statue." "The statue?" "The one you promised to Willemijn?" "It reminded her of an ironing board." "Yes, of course." "Come on in." "Let's see." "Oh, look here it is." "That is very... expressing indeed." "Want a drink?" "Yes, please." "Can I leave, eh.." "Yes." "Willemijn told me you were excited about our conversation." "It's always nice to talk about your problems with an outsider." "I'm an... outsider?" "No, not what I mean, I think you're great." "Toast." "Willemijn told me your marriage isn't perfect." "But... you obviously feel the need for intimacy." "Sometimes... you don't find what you're looking for in someone else, because that other person doesn't know what you want." "Maybe I can help you." "I think I understand your feelings very well." "So, after all..." "It's true." "Oh, Anouk you make me so..." "Of course, I understand what bugs you." "Me too" " Willemijn." "But I think we have to be honest, and tell her immediately." "Right?" "No, Evert, you don't understand me." "You want to keep it a secret." "Well, if you want to, we will." "Exciting, too, isn't it?" "Keep calm, calm!" "Please." "I'm just so confused." "Tell me one thing, honestly." "Is it true you divorced Tom because of me?" "You don't have to take the pills yourself, the PC does that for you, as you can see." "Can't you change a cup B into a cup C?" "Financially, everything is settled, too." "To a good collaboration." "We have to go, it'll start soon." "Stay." "Good." "Ladies and gentleman, we from Hydroslank are very proud of the fact that our product is available in The Netherlands from today, too." "In every pharmacy." "And of course, we're proud of the Dutch face of Hydroslank, ladies and gentlemen, applause, for Cheryl Morero!" "Come." "That's okay, right?" "Yes." "I told her she shouldn't mingle with those people, but oh well." "She's on her own now." "How was Evert?" "I couldn't get anything out of him." "I'll send him by this afternoon or tomorrow." "No, it's useless." "I need to know what's wrong with him." "Send him to Dr. Rossi." "He doesn't want to." "You're my only hope, dear." "I'd like to make a toast to - the little Morero." "Congratulations." "CHERYL FAINTS FINALLY PREGNANT" "I'm not pregnant." "No, but I can tell you that we stopped with that other pill, the pill of the week let's say, and that we'll really go for it from now." "And I can tell you that Cheryl will have a beautiful belly within a few months, for which no HydroSlank pill will help." "Huh?" "Is she crying?" "Oh well, er." "Yeah you, er, you." "Thank you." "I didn't sleep at all tonight." "You?" "No." "I should have stayed with you." "Evert, listen." "You've got it all wrong." ""You're a great man, I think I understand your feelings."" ""Maybe I can help you." How can I get that wrong?" "Daddy." "Hey girl." "How long will you stay?" "For a while." "Fun." "Really, listen - I understand it's hard." "Of course, but really." "It'll be alright." "Evert, believe me." "Oh, Tom." "How was it at Anouk's?" "When's the statue finished?" "I understand, it needs time." "Evert, what's wrong?" "Honey, what?" "Oh, honey?" "This is good." "It's good, what's happening now." "Oh, honey." "Yes, let it out." "Let it all out." "It's okay, I understand." "Sorry." "It was the only way to get through to him." "I really didn't know what to do." "He even thinks I divorced you because I loved him." "I mean, the idea..." "That guy is crazy." "Yes, what was the reason we divorced again?" "Oh." "You wanted more freedom." "Make art." "Fuck around." "Satisfy your needs everywhere, all damn day long." "Because the whole world revolves around one thing." "Not Vlinder, not my husband, no, Anouk." "Around Anouk Verschuur." "This is Cheryl Morero's voicemail, I'm not here..." "Can I?" "Yes, of course." "Are you okay?" "Nah." "You?" "Mwah." "Did you pack those toys?" "Those toys for India." "No, not yet." "What's wrong?" "Oh, Martin only cares about himself, really." "It drives me crazy." "I know one like that, too." "In for some wine?" "Why not?" "Two wine, please." "White?" "Yes." "Well, I think she already understood." "Me too." "Finally." "Where were you?" "I called all of your friends!" "Come on." "We'll order a pizza, so you don't have to cook." "I already ate, Martin." "Oh." "Then we'll get to work immediately." "Ass." "Where are you going?" "Just leave me alone now." "What did I do, Cheryl?" "Martin, leave me alone." "Are you moving?" "There have been 7 debt collectors at my door, the bank needs all of the loans back, and even my best and oldest friend denies to help me." "So what can I do?" "You have to sell your house, it's that bad?" "No, I'm here for fun." "Ouch, goddamn." "Don't you understand?" "No of course not, you get everything automatically." "Succesful career, succesful husband, and if your dog dies, buy a new one!" "I've got my problems, too." "Like everyone." "Yeah, right, like having a bad hair day." "Yes, and that I live in this damned Gooi and have a friend who is too stupid to ask for help." "What do you think?" "Is 150k enough?" "NEXT EPISODE" "SUBTITLES AND TRANSLATION BY:" "CHARLIZA"