"Subtitles by TMDaines" "A scandal in a small residence" "Based on the stage play of the same name by Carl Sternheim" "Director:" "Cinematography:" "The Cast:" "The prince:" "Scarron, his philosopher:" "Theobald Maske:" "Luise, his wife:" "The spinster across the street:" "The barber Mandelstam:" "Sunday morning" "Two furnished rooms to rent." "Enquire with Chancellery Secretary Theobald Maske." ""Theobald!" "Breakfast is ready!"" ""Luise!" "I've told you a hundred times that you should wait with breakfast until I'm dressed!"" ""... and these flowers haven't been watered again!"" ""Bacon from home..." "such a waste..."" "The key to any diet is always peace and quiet." "The prince  Scarron, his philosopher and jester." ""An upstanding woman needn't look so beautiful!"" "All evil remain outside, only good shall here reside." ""When will you finally begin to write your unfinished works?"" ""This question, Your Serene Highness, you have put to me every morning for five years now and every morning I tell you, that one cannot force greatness." "This is Herr Mandelstam, the barber's assistant." ""You shameless person!"" ""... forever dishonoured..."" ""The wife of a royal official doesn't lose her trousers!"" "Shameless!" "Disgrace!" "Trousers!" "Ruined!" "Yuck!" ""What have you got to say for yourself?"" ""Leg of mutton with green beans."" ""Yes, I can see!"" ""... raspberries with cream!"" ""..." "Father also sent ten flasks of cider..."" ""I forgive you..."" ""... and don't forget the onions!"" "Elfriede Deuter, the woman across the street." "Your man and your abode, Thank Him for all bestowed." ""I saw you, Frau Maske, on the marketplace and I am besotted."" ""... you were like a martyr amongst the heathens standing there, Edele!"" ""I have come to rent the two rooms..."" ""By the way, Chancellery Secretary, don't you have two rooms for rent?"" ""For twelve thalers a month you can have them."" ""Eight thalers would be a fairer price..."" ""Eleven thalers, and without breakfast, that's my final offer!"" ""I'll move in later today if that's OK with you."" ""Women should lose their trousers in all the choicest circles..."" ""Perhaps each of you gentlemen would be content with one room..."" ""... however, it's usually trousers made out of silk and lace, and not out of fabric, that go missing..."" ""Luise!"" ""Luise!"" ""..." "Three men in the house;" "how good you have it."" ""Two lodgers: seventeen thalers a month!"" "It's no wonder that after a peculiar day, a peculiar night followed." ""Silk for knickers!"" ""If you'd let me help you..."" ""The doctor seems to be a bit of an expert."" ""I love you!"" ""In the night, when the aftermath of yesterday's experience wouldn't let me sleep, I tried to put into verse the emotions that were consuming me..."" "And now - just as one would strip a rose, Little Frau Maske has lost her clothes!" "Oh young child, look at you on display, Just like Phryne is Luise today!" ""You silly chap, while you're here dreaming of her, she's alone with that Don Juan!"" ""I await you in the castle pavilion this evening!"" ""Of course you must go to the pavilion this evening!"" ""And Maske?"" ""Such an opportunity shouldn't be missed." "A woman would regret it even on her death bed!"" "As I must take the cow to the vet tomorrow and your father is ill, we ask you, dear Luise, to please come and at least spend the morning with us." "Your Mother" "At this time of year the belly bacon from the country is bound to be good." ""Perhaps a fat goose can also be found..."" ""At 6:48 the train leaves..."" ""...." "I'll take you to the station..."" ""..." "I'll take of all that for you." "Otherwise you'll miss out on playing skittles in the 'Green King'!"" ""No, I insist!"" ""I know where I'll find Herr Scarron!"" ""Don't forget the belly bacon!"" ""Now, Your Serene Highness, you'll see that I'm no day dreamer and no fool..."" ""... and that also in the ordinary woman from the province the elegance of a great lady lies dormant."" ""Damn!"" ""The trousers..."" ""All nine!"" ""Sometimes it's like I'm living in a prison..."" ""... then I dream about leading another more beautiful and free live."" ""... and only ever for a day!"" ""I must seem very stupid to you!"" "I cannot determine the meaning Of sorrow that fills my breast:" ""My friend Scarron knows what women dream of."" "The crest of the mountain is gleaming In fading rays of sunshine." "The loveliest maiden is sitting Up there, so wondrously fair;" "I think that the waves will devour Both boat and man, by and by," "I'm the great King Menelaus, mini-louse, mini-louse, the great King Menelaus!" "The mini- mini-louse!" "She combs with a gilded comb, preening, And sings a song, passing time." ""I still have things to do..."" ""I'll come over now..."" "As I must take the cow to the vet tomorrow and your father is ill, we ask you, dear Luise, to please come and at least spend the morning with us." "Your Mother" ""Where is this Scarron?"" ""I saw you on the marketplace, my damsel, and I'm besotted!"" ""Luise?"" ""Excuse me, I thought..."" ""The bag was found in the train." "It seems like it belonged to Frau Maske."" ""Are you certain that your wife spent the night with her parents?"" ""What do you mean?" "!"" ""God, just that..."" ""Get out!" "No-one makes a fool out of Theobald Maske!"" ""How was it at your parents?"" ""Where is the bacon?"" ""... you forgot it..."" ""... forgot it, right?"" ""His Serene Highness has requested the Chancellery Secretary."" ""His Serene Highness awaits the Chancellery Secretary immediately!"" ""You're right, my dear Scarron..."" ""... in little Luise Maske there lies everything that makes a woman lovable."" ""Chancellery Secretary Maske!"" ""I congratulate you, Senior Chancellery Secretary!"" ""Don't you dare lose your trousers for me again!"" "Subtitles by TMDaines"