"1." "Drew Barrymore is associated with a hamburger." "I'll be right back." "Excuse me!" "Miss!" "Excuse me..." "Just a second, please." "Ok." "I'm going to the toilet." "Hello." "What would you like?" "A coffee, please." "A bit of water with it?" "No, all good." "Something to eat?" "Uhhh.." "I don't know..." "Excuse me, what does a "Brad Pitt burger" mean?" "Hamburger." "Aha." "And "Kim Basinger burger"?" "Cheeseburger." "Cheeseburger?" "Why did you pick Kim Basinger to be the cheeseburger?" "I didn't ." "It was already called that when I started working here." "Kim Basinger cant be a cheeseburger." "Its true." "And who would you pick instead of Kim Basinger?" "It would suit a lot of others." "Cameron Diaz..." "Demi Moore also." "Angelina Jolie..." "Drew Barrymore also!" " Yes, it would suit Drew Barrymore quite well." "It would suit a lot of them." " Yes." "Miss!" "Excuse me, but I have to take the order." "So, you take a cheeseburger?" "Better one more coffee, please." "Careful!" "Thank you!" "Have you been working here long?" "Lets say 2 days." "Only 2 days..." "Did you find this place in a newspaper ad?" "Yes." "Something like that..." "THE NIGHT BEFORE" "BAM!" "BAM!" "A WAITRESS URGENTLY NEEDED" ""Would you like to be a waitress?"" ""To walk with the tray!"" ""Hello..." "What would you like?"" ""GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!"" ""GO AWAY OR I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER CRACK ON THE HEAD!"" ""Oooohhh..." "My head!"" ""Mister, you were assaulted..."" ""How many of them?"" ""10,15... maybe 20..."" ""You saved my life!" "Thank you!"" ""You are an angel!"" ""No..." "I'm just an unemployed waitress." "Farewell..."" ""MISS..." "WAIT..."" "Wouldn't you want to work here?"" ""I'll think about it..."" "So you robbed your boss?" "And then he gave you a job?" "!" "?" "Yes..." "I just thought why not.." "There's nothing for the unemployed anyway." "Until success finds you." "And what's so funny?" "Me too..." "You what?" "I also came here to..." "It cant be!" "So you wanted to... eh?" "And here?" "But despite that you didn't attack me?" "No, I didn't." "And why?" "Well I came in... nobody paid attention to me... and I went to the toilet." "When I came out I saw these guys." "Then you turned away and didn't notice." "You got a gun?" "Of course." "I also had a black sock on my head." "All as it should be." "And can I see it?" "What?" "The gun and the sock." "Well, I had one but I had to get rid of it some days ago." "And what were you going to do without it?" "To simulate with my hand - like this." "Like this?" "Like this!" "And the sock?" "I left it in the car." "Together with the keys." "I'm not pulling your leg." "I really came to rob." "Well, I didn't do it but I might find something more suitable." "And I'll really do it." "Try here!" "What?" "Here!" "That's what you came for, didn't you?" "So you want me to rob you?" "Well, why not?" "We don't know each other at all." "We've talked no more than a minute." "Noo..." "Its not the same." "I don't have a gun and also I got to know you a bit already." "I don't care at all." "So you really want me to rob you?" "Well, try!" "And I'll give you another coffee on the house." "Well ok..." "Come on, open the register!" "Stop making fun of me." "Bring me another coffee!" "What?" "So maybe there's a job for me here too, eh?" "What?" " Like you." "And what are you going to do here?" "I don't know..." "Don't they need another waiter?" " No." "A waiter?" " No." "Others work here too, right?" "A cleaner comes every morning." "And the cook – for lunch and dinner." "That's it." "So that's all?" "I'll ask the boss if you want - if he needs more people?" "Well ok." "Bad luck." "The cleaner has been here 10 years already." "Our cook hasn't ever been punished for 15 years." "Damn!" "... 15 years..." "Something should happen to him so he stops coming to work." "For example..." "Well, for example, something might happen to him." "So you want to do the cleaner in?" "Well why not..." " Got it." "He goes home after the second shift at 11 PM." "Got it." "Takes the trash out and goes home." "And all that - around 11." "OK." "I'll go think it over a bit in the car." "OK." "See you after that..." "Excuse me, can I borrow something to break..." "I forgot my keys in the car and now I have to break the side window." "Thank you." "2." "Why do you long for death so much, little one?" "Is it her?" " Yes." "And what's wrong with her?" "The window hit her." "You by the legs, and me by the arms, and we lift her." "Come on, you first." "But why me first?" "Its harder for the first." "You have the legs, if you drop her we won't bust her head." "If I had the arms, I wouldn't be going first." "Yes but its like this..." "Dammit!" " Wait..." "Shhhh!" "What are you doing?" "I have to get something done." "And what is it?" "We have to take a toy of some sort." "The computer!" "Meaning?" "Kids like those things." "Her parents would find out right away..." "Look how big it is and we have a girl to carry also." "It will be housebreaking with robbery now." "Take some soft toy for her!" " Which one of all?" "The elephant!" " The elephant?" "You are nuts, its even bigger." "Well, everything's big here." "Kinda rich this family is." "Give me the zebra." " The zebra?" "The zebra, dammit..." "Damn!" "What now?" "The ladder has moved." "Idiot!" "This zebra can screw everything up now." "If it doesn't work put the ladder in its place." "But why me?" " You hurt her?" "!" "Well ok..." " Goddammit!" "Paul, why don't you throw this zebra, huh?" "It won't hurt her." "Paul!" "Paul!" "Paul, are you ok?" "I rubbed the skin off my knees." "Hold her!" "Come on!" "1, 2, 3..." "Wait, watch out!" "She's slipping away..." "Ready!" "Don't drop her!" "Go!" "Lift her back!" "Paul." "Take off the mask!" "What are you doing?" "I'm fixing her, she was thrown away to the side, the poor girl." "What the hell's going on?" " She woke up." "Wind her round in your scarf so she doesn't escape." "Are you ok, sweetie?" "Are you alive?" "You can just nod your head if you want." "Seems like you aren't educated well." "OK." "Do you remember what you have to say?" "Yes." " We shouldn't make a mistake!" "You told me already, I'm not an idiot." "Not that you are, but be a pro!" "Don't act like a little girl!" "Be specific!" " In what sense?" "Don't bugger him around." "Keep it short and give them the instructions." "OK." " And not more than 55 seconds!" "And why only 55 seconds?" "If you do a minute they can already trace you." "But why do I have to hang up after 55 seconds?" "5 seconds extra just to be sure." "You calculated that yourself, that they can trace us after 55 seconds?" "You are simply a genius." " When its nedeed..." "You call or not?" "Well gimme the number!" "What?" "Didn't I give it to you..." "You said so but you didn't." "I'm sure I did." "And when was it till now?" "Well, in the car." "Go see if its there and we'll see who's right and who's wrong." "And?" "– Here you are." "Paul, concentrate!" "Shit!" "Its the machine." "Leave a short message." "Hello Mr uhhh..." " Stone." " Mr Stone." "Your daughter is with us." "What?" " What kinda message was that?" "What?" "What don't you like?" "– And how would you explain to me "your daughter is with us"?" "Well you told me to be short..." "Short but also clear." "Tell 'em we kidnapped her, name the amount, place and date of meeting." "We've discussed all this, Paul, repeated it like a thousand times." "But you can't fit this in 55 seconds." "But you had to do it!" "Alright, go!" "Still the machine." "Yes, Mr..." " Stone." "Mr Stone, excuse me, its the kidnapper again." "I'm leaving you another message:" "a continuation to the previous one." "So: your daughter is with us." "She's very sweet..." "We'll give her back to you for 5.000 euro." "No, no, 50.000 eur... 500.000." "500.000 euro!" "Damn!" "We'll exchange her for the amount of 500.000 euro, which you have." "Well, that was it." "The meeting for the exchange of the girl for the money." "Ahhh yes, Mr Stone, lets meet with you... at the cafe by the highway, on the parking lot, next to the phone booth." "And no cops!" "And don't bring the police with you!" "So, see you later." "All the best..." "You see?" " What?" "I remembered the meeting spot." "And how I told him..." "Did I fit in 55 seconds?" "Mmm yes..." " Really?" "2 and a half minutes." "Yes?" "They traced us big time." "Dammit..." "This phone is 100 km from our hiding-place." "Gooddammit!" "She's disappeared!" "What?" "Where's she?" "I dunno, I thought you locked the doors." "I did, I remember clearly." "I think you locked the car at first, but then you forgot when you went back for the number." "Isn't that her over there?" "Damn!" "What the hell is she doing?" "What happened to her?" "What are you doing here?" "I'm waiting." "Who?" "For them to come for me." "Come how?" "You'll have to wait a long time..." "Its a wasteland out here, that's why we chose this road." "Well I'm not really in a hurry." "What do we do?" "We have to get her back in the car." "We can't leave you here." "And what are we waiting for?" "Come on, get the feet!" "Leave me alone!" "Bastards!" "And why do I always have to get the feet?" "Goddammit, rude little brat!" "Open the door!" "Open up!" "Idiots!" "Get in!" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "You can scream as much as you want!" "No one will hear you..." "And we aren't in a hurry." "I told her that so she calms down." "OK, lets go." "So, are you calm now?" "Don't worry, we just need your daddy's dough." "He has so much of it that he wouldn't even notice." "He won't give you even a cent." "But why?" "You won't get anything." "We will!" "Of course, we will..." "This is it..." "Today we stay here." "This is my house." "Its not so bad..." "You like the bird?" "Its a canary." "His name's Bob." "Named after Bob Marley." "Marley would've been even better, but that was my dog's name." "It was a good doggie..." "Don't you wanna rest a bit?" "I prepared your bedroom." "What's this crap?" "I bought it for my niece." "How old is she?" " 15." "But she's a bit..." "Get some sleep if you want." "Or play a bit..." "We'll leave you now, call us if you get hungry or need anyting else." "We are stocked with everything here." "And how did Marley die?" "Cancer." "Played football and hurt his leg... when they saw that the wound didn't heal... they figured out he had cancer." "No, this is about the singer..." "Of course." "And I was asking about your dog Marley." "Ààà...got it." "So how did he die?" "A car ran him over." "The driver was listening to Bob Marley." "When he heard him he always started jumping and barking like a devil." "Then I thought he barked in time with the music." "I took him for a walk once and a guy drove by." "He was playing "I shot the sheriff"." "Marley thought someone was calling him, ran towards the car and bam... the one in the opposite lane ran him over." "He died on the spot." "Poor doggie..." "Pity, he was a good dog." " Yep." "If he was tied this wouldn't happen." "Yes, but to use a leash on a dog called Marley is incredibly stupid." "Why?" "– The paradox is in that." "You cant call dogs famous people's names and then tie'em with leashes." "That's true..." "Even though it was only one dog..." " True." "What kinda sound is this?" "Maybe its Malaury?" "Malaury!" "Malaury?" "!" "We come in now." "Now!" "Have you gone nuts?" "Why did you open the window?" "What if you fell?" "Go fuck yourself!" "You think I like the way you stink?" "I wanna die!" "What did you say?" "I said I want to die." "You dig it?" "But why do you wanna die?" "Hey, why do you wanna die?" "Because I'm sick of this rotten life." "But life is wonderful, especially yours..." "Look how young and beautiful you are!" "And that has to stop me?" "What's the problem, you dont have friends?" "What friends?" "Boys?" "Well, yeh... company..." "No!" "Well, you communicate with people, right?" "In school or with the neighbors..." "Only with my friend." "Its good to have a friend." "You should be cheerful at your age." "Whats her name?" "Jennifer." "You should have a talk with her." "Yes, you have to trust her." "She's the same as me." "She wants to die too." "Her too?" "Yes." "We already tried to do it together." "She came on Wednesday and we took a bunch of pills." "But nothing happened anyway." "And she left." "And why do you wanna die?" "You father knows about it?" "Screw him..." "Ah you cant say that!" "Its hard to understand people at your age, when they are still kids..." "And did you talk to your mother?" "My mom is dead." "My condolences." "I lost my mom too." "Also me." "You see – we're in the same boat." "How old were you then?" "17." "She was sick for a long time." "And you?" "I didnt even see her." "She died giving birth to me." "Actually a week after." "And you?" "I was 5." "What happened to her?" "Car crash." "And then your father looked after you?" "No!" "– He found a new wife?" " No!" "You see, he had a hard time alone with you." "Its possible that he doesnt know how to manage that." "Are you kidding?" "He just cares about his job." "I hope you get all the dough he has." "Well, we asked for a nice round amount..." "Great..." "You want a bite to eat?" "Im not hungry." "And you?" "Yeh, you?" "Me too." "Im dying for some cornflakes." "Thats all we have anyway." "Yes, well, ok." "We'll leave you now, but dont do anything stupid!" "Paul!" "And if she tries to kill herself again?" "No!" "She's hurt but she won't do it." "But if she does it we're screwed." "It would be hard to explain to the judge that we kidnapped a suicidal teenager." "Maybe she could hang herself with a chain, couldnt she?" "There are no chains here." "Well, then a string..." "Wait..." "I have an idea." "And what are you doing now?" "Open the door!" "Listen,..." "you like the bird?" "You like Bob?" "Yes." "He's cute." "You wanna have him?" "But how?" "If you want him, he's yours." "And why that?" "I like Bob also but he already gave me joy." "If you want, you can take him with you." "You like him?" "Yes." "Then take!" "You can let him out." "He'll fly around the room." "And if you whistle he'll fly to you and stay on your elbow." "Well, not always..." "What are you watching?" "The figure skating championship." "Its a terific artistic show..." "I know, but we like it when they fall." "Lets play some cards." "You like cards?" "Can you do whist?" "We can do from beginning." "Its similar to bridge." "Have you ever played?" "First you deal the cards." "4 each." "We deal 4 for a dead hand too." "11 cards each andddd.... - 13" " No, 11. - 13!" "52 divided by 4." "13!" "13." "Just in case, we deall all of 'em." "Pick a suit!" "each one has its own value." "First are hearts, diamonds, clubs and spades." "But its the other way..." "Totally the other way!" "Yes, first the black ones - spades, clubs, diamonds, hearts." "If I have diamonds, I say "diamonds"." "If you have a lot of diamonds, you say: "I'm in"." "It means we are partners." "If you cant, dont say: "I'm in"." "But who plays how?" "And who's with the dead hand?" "I'm first, and then she says." "I dont have a partner." "And why not with her?" " Why, you want me to play with the dead hand?" "And why I have to play with the dead hand?" "Im not stupid..." "I dont have a partner, thats what I see." "I already told you." "I wont play with the dead hand!" "Dont do this..." " Well you say that, but I cant do this." "If you dont see his cards, you turn em around, right..." "I know that." " No, you didnt or I wouldnt tell you." "Im just explaining the card game." "You explain how the "dead hand" works." "But why do I have to play with it?" "So you wanna screw me over to have the "dead hand" as a partner." "Like in the store when you didnt ask me:" ""Why didnt you buy 5 differnt boxes?"." "Well Im telling you..." "Well try to understand better!" "What are you on about?" "Shut up!" "Why cant you understand someting so simple?" "You gonna play or just chatter?" "Well yes!" "And I'll play with myself..." "Basta!" "And stop teling her the wrong thing, because... she couldnt understand anything." "I'm sorry!" "Even me, who knows the rules, didn't get anything." "So the dead hand could play too..." "Can I say something?" "Can I?" "Can you explain it to me, because..." "Yes, I will." "So I have to explain this too?" " Yes!" "Well ok." "You're liar..." "Do I have to?" "!" "First: 5 boxes arent 5 tons, 5 boxes will be finished soon." "And why do wee need so much of the same food?" "No, but 5 boxes arent a ton!" "Look at these boxes!" "Dimwit!" "Do I have to explain it all to you?" "I'm sorry!" "I thought he was an adult... 5 boxes of cornflakes!" " Crazy shit!" "That's nothing..." " And I thought he was an adult..." "Just this much and its all good,ok?" "OK but, the food has to be natural!" "Look, aaand here we go!" " Aaand here we go!" "Dammit!" " Stupid shit!" "You won..." "Are you sure you cant play whist?" "Rookie then." "We have to go." "Already?" "We have 2 more hours." "Better be there earlier." "Lets go!" "You're right." "It all might go bad for this time..." "Are you gonna take me with you?" "They might nick us if we do." "You stay and we give your papa the address and after the exchange we can pick you up." "You can watch the skating if you want." "There're comic strips in the toilet." "Ah yes and dont forget." "Is it real?" "No..." "But it looks like real, doesnt it?" "Its an air gun." "Look!" "Douchebag!" "I already told you that it hurts." "Now we'll lock you, we'll give the key to your daddy." "But dont do anything stupid!" "Bye, Malaury!" "I think daddy wont come." "No!" "He didnt come?" "No." "So what do you do now?" "We take you home." "That quick?" "You could wait a bit." "Or try something else..." "Like what?" "I have no idea." "But one can take pictures while the other beats me up." "And then send 'em to Dad." "We dont do stuff like that." "We dont have a camera either." "Well you dont have to really do it, just pretend..." "We dont do stuff like that at all." "Because we arent real kidnappers or gangsters..." "Right?" "You understand?" "No cops!" "Because no one is hurt!" "Even pretending." "3." "Oh, Gaby!" "Arno?" "Arno!" "Hey!" "Arno!" "I knew it was you." "Arnan, is it you?" "It seems like you dont hear me." "Yes probably." "When I piss, I'm totally off." "Me too." "When I'm emptying it I think of amazing things." "I'm the same." "Same moment I take my pants down..." "Are you OK?" "Yes, Im sorry..." "Of course, keep going." "I know how you feel..." "And you?" "Super." "And you?" "Not bad." "Hi Arno." "Hi Arnan." "Nice to see you." " Me too." "Funny, I was thinking of you recently." "And what did you think?" "Some stuff I guess..." "Of the past..." "Also thinking of you..." "Pff, I guess..." "I see." "You have time for a coffee?" "Yes, but generally not." "So, you cant spare 5 minutes for me?" "Maybe a minute..." "We'll have a chat." "You want coffee?" "OK, come on..." "Like before..." "The good ol'times..." "Yeh." "I've forgotten." "It should've happened!" " We wont count it." "Yes." "Good evening!" "What can I get you?" "Uhhh..." "Coffee and you?" "I would prefer tea." " Tea?" "Coffee is disgusting..." "My voice drops from it." "And what do you do now?" "I tour with my band." "Me too." " Really?" "We're in Lyon tomorrow." "Also we play Lyon." "On Marcel Cerdan stadium." "Its a huge palace." "And we on Gee Drew." "Its stupendous!" "Never heard of it." "Tell me again, whats the name of your stadium?" "Marcel Cerdan." "Yeh, thats it!" "Big, isnt it?" "20.000 seats." "Terrific place." "It would fit a lot of people." "Yes, the tickets for the first show are sold out from a long time... and they decided we make another... asked for a third but I said enough..." "Well done!" "They think we're robots." "Absolutely right." "Merci." "Thank you." "Excuse me, I know I shouldnt, but... can I have your autograph?" "Yes." "Whats your name?" "Suzy." "Thank you." "Can you as well?" "Of course, Suzy." "Here you are!" "Thank you." "Thank you." "You know, its a bit weird, but dont we know each other too well?" "One of your hits is a song you stole from me." "Whaaat?" "Thats stupid, of course..." "Which song?" "Uhh, how you did it...uhhh.." "Gaby, Gaby." "I know it, you did it." "And why do you need that?" "What exactly do you mean?" "Wellll, you were always watching and imitating me." "But I always made wonders happen." "I might've played it for you and you remembered it..." "You know how it goes..." "We listen, remember and something stays...here..." "So you think I stole your song?" "I sang it: "Sandy, Sandy"" "And you - "Gaby, Gaby"." "This really sucks..." "Actually what's the difference..." "I dont think I stole it from you." "When you told me I thought of it, maybe subconsciously..." "What do you mean?" "You often communicated with Sven and possibly I decided subconsciously to pay you back." "Sven?" "You remember Sven?" "The charming singer that I lived with then." "She came to you." "Aaaah..." "Sven..." "That tall one..." "Yes!" "That chick was my muse." "I went through hell torment trying to forget her." "Dammit!" "No, no..." "Its all good now." "So despite it all is well with you..." "Yes..." "Not bad." "Cant complain." "OK." "And the writing?" "You know it." "I write all the time." "You see this bag?" "There're hundreds of songs in it." "Hundreds of ideas... but no time to record everything." "Looks like its all tip-top with you." "I'll share someting with you." "But dont tell anyone." "It happens all "from inside" with me." "Really?" "Its incredible." "When I go behind the microphone, the words go out by themselves." "The text is just flowing..." "Amazing!" "But!" "... its possible that its all over tomorrow!" "Nice to meet you again." "Me too." "You're in great shape." "Good enough..." "All under control." "Totally!" "Im going to the toilet." "Nature calls." "Lets go!" "4." "How its all changing, to drive you crazy!" "Guys!" "Here he is!" "Pierrot looks great." "You think he's sleeping or is he in coma?" "I've no idea." "I'd say he's in coma." "Try to wake him up and we'll find out." "Better find out whats wrong with him." "We'll have to find out." "I read what it is." "And what?" "Acute disfunction of the bile duct." "And so on... and other things." "And this means what?" "I've no idea..." "Im not a doctor." "Yeees..." "And what do we do now?" "As we said before - we "turn him off"." "Stop!" "He's not turned on at all..." " Why isnt he "turned on"?" "Well, look – he's not hooked to any machines or hoses." "Yes, really." "And do we do?" "We can suffocate him." "Like the movie with the Indians." "And who's gonna do it?" "Have you gone nuts, man." "But why not?" "Cant we do also that?" "I don think so... – I thought we turn him off?" "Its not the same!" "This is violent death." "To finsih him you just unplug him but suffocating...thats plain murder." "Now we have to get him out of here." " And carry him to the hide-out." "Now we take him with us and finish him there." "Then he problem is solved, right?" "Well, now we speak the same language." "Jean. hey, Jean!" "What?" "Ahhh.........!" "– Whats happening?" " Wake up!" "Dammit!" "I almost shit my pants..." "Stop the car!" "Why are you screaming?" " Stoooop!" "Whats up with you?" "– He's awake." " So what?" "Guys, whats going on here?" "Pierrot, are you ok?" "Yeees." "But I think I have to ask you the same, eh.." "You look quite "negligee"." "What am I doing here?" "We kidnapped you." "And why did you?" "To take you to the hide-out." "Take me to the hide-out?" "And what the heck do I do in your hide-out?" "Whats up with you?" "Are you guys "stoned"?" "No. – What then?" "We havent been to the hide-out in 25 years." "We know it but thats why we wanted to go there." "You remember what you told us the last time we were there?" "If one day something happens to me, don't leave me to die on the street or in hospital." "No, no, no, no!" "I wanna die playing whist here." "To die in our hideout!" "Am I clear?" "So then!" "So you... were gonna finish me in the hideout?" "Yes." "So, if I didnt wake up you were gonna kill me?" "Exactly..." "Its good I sleep light." "Let me out, I need air." "But we had a deal!" "I wasnt planning to give up the ghost yet." "I feel great!" "– Are you ok?" " Yes, all good!" "Why were you in the hospital then?" "Kidney stones." " Kidney stones?" "And they told us you were about to kick the bucket." "And also said: "The little Pierrot is almost ready"." "Who told you all this nonsense?" "Wasnt it you, Jean?" "Alright then, but how could I know?" "I'm out of these games from a long time." "So it was you, Emile?" " No!" "Joe called and said that Pierrot is "at the end"." "To me too, you called me, Jonny!" "OK, it was me." "But dont forget the rumour." "The cafe owner told me Pierrot is dying in the hospital." "How could he know?" "Last time I was there was 15 years ago." "Maybe he heard it from someone." "From who?" "The nurses?" "So that's that, eh..." "So you were gonna shoot me because of a rumour, werent you?" "Great job, guys!" "Its good you're such pragmatics." "Im sorry, Pierrot!" " We appologize!" "But we are happy that nothings wrong with you." "Thats sweet..." "Moment!" "What if it was only to cheat us?" "What do you mean?" "Maybe he wasnt really sick, and the kidney stone story is just a cover, so we dont shoot him." "OK." "But why would I do it?" "Because your gut is weak." "No, I have kidney stones!" "Come on, cut it out!" "Pierrot is just fine." "We argued a bit, now its all cool." "And what do we do now?" "Take you back to the hospital?" "I dont care." "I was getting discharged today." "Lets go to the hideout, eh?" "We're here anyway so we could check it out..." "Dammit!" "Its all changed so much here now." "What kinda crap is this..." "They got rid of our hideout..." "They cut the forest around it too." "And it was so beautiful..." "Yes, a terrific forrest!" "I liked walking in it, especially when we were hiding there for weeks." "You shot that boar around here, right?" " No, it was Joe." "He shot it with 2 poisonous bullets and we couldn't eat it." "Yes I remember, it was fun." "To drive you crazy!" "How its all changing..." "Im going to take a leak." "Dont you think he wants to kidnap her?" "He wouldnt dare..." "I bet a 50." "I raise another 50." "Damn!" "I dont have any." "Mark, loan me a 50!" "Dammit!" "Thanx boys, I've always loved emptying your pockets." "Because of love of first sight we lose money." "What happened?" "Nothing." "Did you decide what to get?" "No." "Miss!" "Can we have the menu?" "I know what I want anyway." "Me too." " Me too." " Me too." "And you, Pierrot?" "I cant see." "I left my glasses in the hospital." "Take mine." "Cant mark shit." "Try these!" "Even worse." "Gimme yours!" "Better this way but its all blurred." "Here, put these on top." "Perfect!" "You are a real optician!" "Miss!" "Did you decide what to order?" "Beer." " Me too." " Me too." " Me too.." " Me too." "5 pints of beer - coming right away." "This waitress has class..." "She's foxy, I wanted to say..." "I find it fun." "Same feeling as I'm in the hideout." "Well, it is like that." "I mean – right here – on this spot - was the table in the hideout." "And how can you be so sure?" "There, the window behind Pierrot." "Theres no window behind me." "Yes, but in the hideout there was a window behind you." "I didnt notice." "And we also used to sit like today, at the same spots." "Max – next to me, close to the fireplace, for he was always cold." "John – at the end of the table, becase he wanted to be alone so no one saw his cards." "Jean – opposite of me, because he always came last and went to piss every half hour." "And there" " Pierrot, because that was the only seat that remained free." "And I sat here, facing the window and often looked through it." "I dont even remember why..." "Why was that?" "Maybe to see somebody?" "Miss, do you know when was this cafè open?" "No, I've been here 2 days only." "2 days?" "And she serves the pints so gracefully..." "Well, if I judge by the way it looks, I would say about 30 years ago..." "Whaaat?" " Impossible..." "We were here last in 78, so 28 years ago." "You wre here before they built the cafè?" " Yes." "And what was here then?" "Nature..." "There was a huge forest and not a soul around." "You could get lost easily." "You could see huge boars." "Gigantic!" "There was a hideout here, I mean I mean... a hut. next to the boars." "And you came here often?" "No, not often." "But when we came we stayed here for long." "What a pity." "A forest is much better than a cafè or a parking." "The world is not so beautiful as it used to be." "Its very touching to see people of your age together." "When I was little there were a lot of elederly people living at home." "My family took care of the old people." "They were around 15 people." "In the kitchen, the guestroom, my room..." "Everywhere!" "I thought my parents took care of them because they loved 'em." "Turned out they got 50 francs for each one of 'em." "That disappointed me a bit." "I felt bad when they died..." "At least once a month..." "Once, in august, we lost 3 in 1 day." "I was always afraid of 'em." "Because I never knew:" "were they asleep or dead." "You couldnt always say..." "you know what I mean." "Pretty weird waitress..." "We have to look for a new hideout." "Why do we need a new one?" "You need one to hide in it." "And do you have to hide?" "No!" "Does any of you have to hide?" "No..." " Clear..." " Take it easy, John!" "Jean's talking shit!" "Its not true!" "You're talking of the hideout like its something useless." "Like you dont care if its our hideout or someone else's.." "You're nuts, I didnt say that!" "Im ready to give my life for it!" "I would give everything just to have it back." "The little hut with the forest around." "and the boars crossing around." "I'm really having a chlorophyll shortage!" "When we came here it felt like I took my work holidays." "I havent been out out of the city for 4-5 years." "I need fresh air more than anything..." "I'm choking!" "'m choking!" "I like to get up early, at dawn, to go and piss on the street!" "Against a tree." "And to feel the air on my dick." "To feel the air on my dick while I'm pissing!" "To piss on the tree and after that – hug it." "When you called me I dint know its about Perrot." "I thought that we start again." "I was overjoyed." "Like the old days when one call from you did the same thing." "What do you feel like?" "You wanna do it again?" "No, I just said I dont get enough nature." "Go on holiday!" "Yeh right, you think I made pension money with this "job"?" "Enough with this pension crap!" "They'll kick us out." " Are you kidding?" "How suspicious can a 50 year old in pyjamas having a pint be?" "You wanna do it?" "No, I said that you want that." "You have a vision of nature, boars and fires." "Boys, you seem kinda desperate..." "I dont mind if we do it again." "What are you saying?" "I said I dont mind if we do it again." "What?" "I dont have what to do anymore." "Got anything better?" "To take the granddaughter from school and take her to the races." "Today I play poker." "Two idiots are waiting for me to rob 'em." "They had to search me..." "And you, Emile?" "Got nothing to do really." "Well lets do it, boys!" "Would be nice..." "We're really gonna rob someone?" "I can skip todays poker!" "Who are we gonna rob?" "North credit bank on Route 17." "Nah, we did that one 3 times already." "Thats right, so we know it too well." "When were we there last?" "In 82." "I had a BMW cabrio then." "In that case..." " Well yes, why not?" "There was a forest and a field there, big enough to hide in." "25 years ago..." "They'll be surprised to see us again." "Are you sure it was here?" " Well yeh!" "Route 17, right?" "Yes." "Dammit, we're out of luck." "Wheres the world going to?" "No hideout, no bank, whats left then?" "It all changes just for one night." "But cant we rob McDonalds?" "We can rob anything." "Lets go then!" "Lets go!" "– Wait, whos gonna stay in the car?" "Pierrot. – Why Pierrot?" "I want to rob McDonalds!" "You always stayed in the car." "You are wearing a pyjamas on top of that." "And have you looked at yourself?" "I cant be behind the wheel." "I cant see anything." "We'll run into someone's fence." "In fact." "Jean, you stay in the car, ok?" "But why me, thats not fair, Joe should stay." "And why do you choose who?" "Who chose you for a boss?" "Who is for Jean to stay in the car?" "Agreed?" "Agreed." "Lets go!" "Wait, and the guns?" "What guns?" "What guns..." "well, we dont have weapons." "So, you dont have weapons?" "And how were you gonna shoot me?" "Joe had a plan." "Keep your hands in your pockets!" "As if the gun is there." "Like Emile!" "Well, why not?" "– Havent you done it with your "gun"?" "Havent you done it – shoot straight away?" " Yes, but thas not a gun but my hand." "You would shoot with your hand as well..." "I've learnt to control myself." "Who is for John not to carry a gun?" "Agreed!" "Lets go!" "What the hell are you doing, Jean?" "What?" "You have to stay in the car!" "Ah yeh right..." "What happened?" "He just fell." "Are you alright, Pierrot?" "Yes, fine." "What happened to you?" "– I just fell, nothing serious." "Come on, lets go back!" "Theres blood coming out of your nose, Pierrot." "You are sick?" "!" "Yes." "And seriously sick?" "Yes." "You wanna go back in the hospital?" "No!" "What should we do with you now?" "Lets go, then we see..." "Start the car, come on!" "E P I L O G U E Dont we know each other?" "Did you hit your boss with the gun when you assaulted him?" "I hit him from the back." "And can I see it?" "What?" "The gun." "Uhumm, of course." "I'll show it to you now, just turn around." "Why?" "Because I'm asking you." "Are you gonna hit me as well?" "Well no!" "OK!" "Hre it is." "So we already know each other..." "THE EVENING BEFORE THE LAST" "The police is chasing the young man." "He asks the girl to hold his gun, and also to raise the barrier but she says :" " I cant." "It costs 20 euro!" "The young man who didnt have any money asked for his gun back so he could pass." "Then he gave it back to her, so the police couldnt catch him with it." "We already know each other." "Our ways have crossed." "Stick 'em up!" "Stick 'em up!" "The register." "What?" "The register!" "What is this?" "Thats all." "The boss takes the rest." "Always after lunch." "Goddammit!" "See you later." "Hey!" "You're screwed!" "Why?" "– Because we have to split it!" "At the end I risked as well." "You came without anything and didnt dare to rob me... and now you have a gun and money." "OK." "Heres the money." "I keep the gun." "OK?" "Yes." "Not really!" "I prefer the gun." "But why?" "The gun is better." "Yes, but thats my gun!" "Well, you gave it back to me." "OK." "Take it!" "The money!" "You wont give it?" "No." "What then?" "Can I come with you?" "Can I?" "But Im not going anywhere." "Doesnt matter..." "So, you wanna come with me?" "Yes, with pleasure." "I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A GANGSTER" "Director and producer :" "Samuel Benchetrit"