"[TV playing cartoon]" "[Pig gobbling]" " Ya!" "Ah!" " Okay, I'm not gonna eat that." " [sniffing]" "What is that putrid, foul..." " [coughs] Rank, rancid..." " Make-you-want-to-puke stench?" "[gagging]" " You mean this one?" " Oh!" " Gross." " Whoa." " That's the smell of hot soccer action, and now shower time." "[all groaning]" " [scatting]" "Ah!" " Are the shower slugs back?" " Worse!" "Prince Mermeow!" " That's right, me... and since you got me kicked out of Catlantis," "I have nowhere to live, so I'm moving in with you guys." " Oh, sorry, water turkey, but you can't stay here." "I use this tub for making homemade sauerkraut." " It's delicious." " Now, ooh, if you leave now, you can make it back to Catlantis before..." "Ah, who cares..." "get out." " Great, then it's settled." "I'm your new roommate." "Pig, Goat, Banana, Cricket, Mermeow roomies forever!" "High five!" "[all muttering]" " I'll just be here, then." "Hmm." " [gurgling]" "Yum!" "I think I got to pee now." "[fly buzzing]" " Hmm, a prince living in a bathroom." "Ugh, not the type of throne I'm used to." "I need to trick one of those suckers into giving up their bedroom." " Got to pee!" "Got to pee!" "Got to pee!" " Ugh." "[Pig humming] [sighs]" "Ah-fwee!" "Look, happy, happy, green pee." " Idea." "No, not happy, happy, green pee." "Sad, scary, green pee." " What do you mean?" " I'm afraid you've got pickle-itis." " Pickle-itis?" "Is that bad?" " No, not unless you like your arms and legs falling off and your head exploding." " But I need a not-exploded head to stay alive, don't I?" " Unfortunately, yes." "Your only hope is to leave here, move to a place where there are no pickles." " [gasps] What?" "But I love them!" "They complete me." "[crying]" " Pig, hello, trying to save your life here." " I will do it." "I'm gonna kick this pickle habit." "Simple-dee-dum." " Good luck trying." " [crying] [glass squeaks] [sobbing]" "Good-bye, pickles!" "[pickles screaming]" " I'm sorry!" "[pickles screaming]" " Please, eat me." " I wish I could." "I'm sorry!" " No!" " Mmm, delicious." "Is it hard for you watching me eat these pickles?" " No, it's easy." "[shrieks]" " Mm, mm." " Hey, pipe down!" ""Cow Duck Avocado Mantis" is on." " Uhh..." "Pickles!" "[gobbling]" "Hmm, mmm." "Yum, yum!" "[slobbering]" " What are you doing?" "You're slobbering all over the screen." " Huh?" "Wow, you are one big, beautiful pickle." " Pig!" " [gobbling]" " Ow!" "[grunting]" " [grumbling]" " Pig, what's going on?" " He's going crazy!" "He's trying to eat me." "[all grunting]" " Pig, leave Banana alone!" " Ah, help!" "My precious rump!" "[towel smacks]" " [grunts]" "Oh, no." "What have I become?" "Ah, pickles!" "[crying] [sobbing]" "Without pickles in my life, I've become a monster." " Called it." " It's better to leave my friends than to eat them, isn't it?" " Depends, but you should definitely leave." "I'm sending you someplace where you will never be tempted to eat a pickle again, and while you're gone," "I'll take care of your room for you." "Bye-bye." " Bye!" "Oh, I'm here." "[groans]" "Prince Mermeow really cares about me." "He's the nicest person on Earth." "[groans] [sleigh bells ringing]" " Ho, ho, ho, ho!" "What's this, a pig-sicle?" " [groaning] [angelic holiday music]" "Santa?" " Hello, Pig." "You look like you could use a present." "Here you go." " A pickle?" " Ho, ho, ho, ho!" "Not just a pickle, Pig." "The most delicious pickle in the entire world." "You deserve it." " Santa, what are you trying to do?" "Make my head explode?" "[both grunting]" " Why, you ungrateful little... [blows landing]" " Ah!" "You fat, old man!" "It's like hitting a bowl full of jelly!" " Make your head explode?" "Calm down!" "That can't happen from eating a pickle." " Hello, it can when you have pickleitis." " There's no such thing as pickleitis!" "[both screaming]" " [grunts] [both breathing heavily]" " There isn't?" "But I peed green." " Of course you peed green because you wanted to pee green for Christmas." " I did?" " Oh, ho, ho." "It was on your Christmas wish list." " Oh, thanks, Santa." " Where are you going?" " Someone on the naughty list lied to me and stole my room." "I'm going home to get it back." "Ya!" " Wait!" "[shivering]" "I'm so cold." " Bye!" "Whee!" " Huh?" "[Pig grunting] [smacking]" " Ah!" " My room." "Pickles!" "I missed you so much." "[pickles cheering]" " [chuckling] [gobbling]" "Yippee!" " Oh, boy, time to watch the season finale of "Midnight Passion Possums."" "[tub squeaking]" " Ugh, what a dump, but anywhere's better than the Pee Pee Palace." " Hey, this is my room!" "Get out of here, squid lips." " [chuckles] Squid lips, really?" "Very funny." "Hmm, what's this?" "Your Forest Ranger's license?" "Looks like it's expired." " Ah!" " Banana, your Forest Ranger's license is expired?" " How did you know?" " I got a text." "[keys clicking]" " Whoops." " You need to renew your license pronto!" "That means you're gonna have to prove your survival skills by spending a full night in the wilderness alone... tonight!" " Tonight?" "But that means I'll miss the finale of "Midnight Passion Possums."" " Don't worry, I'll take care of your room while you're gone, which will probably be forever." " [sputtering]" " Here's your survival kit." " A toothpick and a piece of tinfoil?" " A real Forest Ranger can make anything work." " But I need... ah!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ah!" "Ah, ooh, ow!" "[grunting, groaning]" "Ah, this isn't so bad." "[wolf howling]" "Ee, um." "[scoffs]" "As long as I have my beloved TV," "I'll be just fine." ""Midnight Passion Possums," here I come!" "Hmm, where can I plug this baby in?" "[humming melody]" "They got to have an electrical outlet in here." "Eureka!" "I found one!" "[wolf whimpers, snarls]" " Or not." "[screams]" "Ah!" " Ah!" "[huffing] [growling]" " Hey, I was doing you a solid." "Good, buddy, pal, wilderness chump." "I was just looking for an outlet." "[Bear growling]" " Oh." " Hmm?" " Uh, that's not one either." " [growling]" " [shrieks, screams] [glass shattering]" " [whimpering]" " Aw, it's just an adorable penguin." "Big, angry penguin with fangs and a sword!" "[screams, grunts]" "Ah!" "[laughing]" "I'm safe, I'm safe." "Ooh, so long, suckers!" "You can't get me up here!" "I'm a goner." "If only I could watch the" ""Midnight Passion Possums" finale." "I would croak a happy Banana." "[thunder crashing]" "This is so unfair." "There's electricity everywhere except..." "Sweet mama's monkeys, that's it!" "Banana, you're a genius." "An antenna!" "A real Forest Ranger can make anything... [buzzing, yelling]" " I bet Banana didn't last a night." "Hope he got eaten by a penguin with a sword and... and fangs." "[laughing] Yeah!" "[TV music playing] What?" "[electricity crackling]" " Oh, I'm alive!" "Now get me my license!" " [sighs]" "[Squirrel groans] [video game chiming]" " [shrieks]" " I'm back!" " But... but you weren't supposed to survive." " But I did, and I got my Forest Ranger's license." "[glass breaking]" " Is that sauerkraut juice?" " Scat, scat, you cat, down." "Down, down, scat." "Get out of here!" "Scat!" "And stay out!" " Hey, Cricket." "Check out my new song." "♪ Swimming is fun" "♪ If you disagree, you're dumb ♪" "♪ Everybody loves to swim" "♪ Except that jerk, Tim" " Who's Tim?" " Some jerk who can't swim." " [laughing] Oh, yeah." "I hate guys like that." "Real... [sputtering]" "Help!" " [laughing]" "You can't swim?" "Pathetic." " [sputtering]" " Hey, Goat, guess who can't swim." " Quiet!" " Ah!" " [laughs]" "Of course I can swim." " Oh, great." "Want to meet me at the pool this afternoon?" " You know it, bro-mama." " Great." "See ya!" " Oh, no!" "I'm a Tim who can't swim." "I better learn how by this afternoon." " [laughs]" "He'll drown before he learns to swim, and I'll have his room forever!" " You say you want to learn how to swim." "Well, I've never seen a bigger bunch of babies in my life!" " [exclaims]" " What do we have here?" "A late blooming scaredy Cricket baby?" " No, of course not." "Yes, please help me!" "I'm so scared!" " You no-swimming dingus!" "[yelping angrily] [children laughing]" "Here come the..." "[water splashes] [muffled yelling]" "[gasps, sputters]" "[scoffs]" "I don't need swim lessons when I can use science." "With my handy dandy Thorapic Ongometer," "I can alter my body to make it perfect for swimming." "Oh, no, I'm a tight," "European-style men's bathing suit." " There's my tight, European-style men's bathing suit." " Please, no!" "[groaning, sputtering]" " Snuggly wuggly." " [coughing]" "Ugh, gross!" "[grunting] [screaming]" "[muffled yelling]" "[breathing heavily]" " Ow." " [groaning] [gasps] My Thorapic Ongometer!" " Wow, I'm nude." "[all screaming]" " Where you all going?" " I'll never learn to swim." "Soon, Goat will know the truth." "I'm just another lying, non-swimming dingus... like Tim." "Oh, Goat." "Goat?" "Oh, no, she's here already!" "Goat!" "She's drowning!" "Somebody save her!" "Hello?" "Come on!" "Hello?" "[groans]" "Don't worry, I'm coming!" "[grunts]" "Oh... [laughs] I'm doing it!" "I'm swimming!" "Ah-oh!" "Goat, grab my arms!" " [humming]" " I'll save you." " But I'm not drowning." "I just swim badly." " Wait, yeah. [gasps]" "Look!" "I swim badly too!" "Whee!" "Ow!" "Whee!" " Oh, you look fine to me." "Do you want to do some horrible synchronized swimming together?" " You bet!" " Yahoo!" " Hey!" " Whoo-hoo!" " Whoa!" "Both: ♪ Swimming is fun" " ♪ If you disagree both: ♪ You're dumb ♪" "♪ Everybody loves to swim" "♪ Except that jerk, Tim [all cheering]" " Ah!" " Ugh!" " Who did that?" " He did." " Who's he?" " Tim." " [raspberries]" "There you are, Mermeow." "And by the way," "I can swim!" "[speaking gibberish]" "[Mermeow whimpers, screams] [tube belches]" "What about my fun tub?" "Oh!" "[groaning]" " Oh, I know what you're trying to do, Mermeow." "You tried taking everyone's room." "Well, let me tell you something, it's not gonna work with me." " That's okay." "I don't want your room." " Well, you..." "Wait, wait, what?" " Not interested." " But it's the best room in the house!" " No, it's not." "It's boring." " Boring?" "Oh, think again." "Check out my sweet crib." "Oh, yeah!" "[sultry music]" " [snoring]" " Oh... [mock laughter]" "Oh, it is on, Mermeow!" "My room is going to be the least boring room in this whole fling-flanging tree house, and you are gonna wish you had it!" "[power tools buzzing, whirring]" "Prepare to be dazzled, fishball." "[disco music]" "Whoo!" "Pretty cool, huh?" " Boring." " What?" "[animals screaming]" "Well, I'll show you." "Yes, this room is so exciting, it'll make your whiskers curl." "Check it out!" "[circus theme playing] [elephant trumpeting]" "Whoo!" "Whoa!" "Oh, whoa!" "[cannon explodes]" "Whoo!" "Ta-da!" " [yawns] Boring." " Oh." " It's a bit dry." "Maybe if you made it a whole lot wetter in here?" "I don't know." " Oh, the sea!" "Right!" "Boo-yah!" "Feast your eyes on this, Mermeow." "[ethereal music]" "[Mermeow sighs] [gasps]" "It's an underwater paradise!" " [laughing]" " I'll take it." " Yes, he likes it!" "I got him to take my room from me!" "Wait, what?" "Oh, he tricked me!" "I got to get my room back." "Give me back my room." " Never!" " [grumbling] [sputtering] Whoa!" "[gasps]" "You're going down the drain, Mermeow!" " Ah!" " What?" "Banana's delicious sauerkraut?" " [muttering]" "[water rushing]" "[Mermeow screaming]" " I think I speak for all of us when I say" "Prince Mermeow is a total slimy, room-stealing jerk." "All in favor of kicking him out?" "All:" "Aye!" " All opposed?" " Nay?" "Oh, oh, ah!" "Where are you taking me?" " Catlantis." "Back where you belong, Flounder Flaps." " Nay, nay!" " Here's the plan." "We drop him off on the nearest doorstep, and then hightail it out of here." " The old ding-dong ditch." "Always works." "[doorbell rings]" " You can't just leave me here." " Don't know, don't care." "You're Catlantis' problem now." " Huh?" "Prince Mermeow?" "Hey, you, thank you for bringing back Prince Mermeow." " Aww." " Hmm." " Now we can execute him!" "All:" "Yay!" "Wait, what?" "[militaristic drumroll playing]" "♪" " Well, that's one way to get him out of the house." " I know he's a bad guy, but isn't this a little extreme?" " Well, even if we wanted to save that dingus, we're totally outnumbered." " Might as well enjoy it." " All these cat food smoothies are making me fat-lantis." "Meow, meow." "Seriously, see you at the gym." " [whimpering]" " We've got to save him." " Yeah, but how?" "What can we do?" " I know." "Christmas magic." "[upbeat holiday music]" " Peace on Earth!" "[cannon explodes] [all screaming]" " Ah!" " Wait, what about Santa?" "[lasers whirring] [candy canes boinging]" " Oh, ho, ho!" "Save yourselves!" "[all cheering]" " Thank you all so much for saving my life, roomies." " You're not a roomie." " But what do we do with him?" " I have an idea." " Uh, can we talk about this?" " Beaver ball!"