"But it's hilarious!" "Then you're not dead?" "You were serious!" "But there was a rumor last year that Shikata was dead" "Well it's true in a way" "Shikata's as good as dead" "Aren't you" "Man these are good!" "He really is dead" "I'm out of cough drops I'll go buy some" "But it's Shikata!" "Who wouldn't be nervous?" "There were rumors he was dead That's how famous he is." "He does 4 or 5 hundred million yen a year!" "He did until three years ago" "Am I dressed right?" "They say he's big on appearance" "You're fine, Perfect" "Will you protect me Cream?" "Uh look" "What?" "Don't call me Cream with them" "Why not?" "It's embarrassing!" "Ah so Bavarian Cream does have a soft feminine side!" "Stop it" "Sorry sorry!" "The guys out of it" "Shikata?" "Yes" "He still hasn't gotten over that thing three years ago" "And are you OK?" "Why?" "Your nose" " You were drunk again?" "No!" "I just fell down that's all" "I haven't had a drink in three years" "Thanks" "Three bags of cough drops" "Shikata?" "Hey!" "Takarada" "Mr. Shikata?" "My name's Yokoyama" "I'm happy to be working with you" "Oh hi" "Why are you dressed like that?" "Huh?" "Haven't you always said appearance is everything?" "I know lt's an act for this job you're playing a down-and-out" "He'll this is my Sunday best" "Anyway let's all make this one work lt's been three years" "You never change do you The same little tit's" "Maybe I should get another bag" "One more of these please" "Cream" "Is that really Shikata?" "Yes" "He's not- what I imagined" "Yokoyama?" "He's into high-pressure sales" "Chump-change Yokoyama- You've heard of him" "So it's not just our old team?" "Ms. Takarada just sort of brought him along" "Apparently these days they're a combination" "So he's her boyfriend?" "It looks that way" "We call them down comforters but they're only 40% down and even that's mostly fiber- with a few feathers here and there" "But I'd like you to sell them as high-class goose-feather" "European down" "All right" "Um-what about me?" "Where should I sit?" "Oh just grab a seat over there" "Yeah but from here I can't be in the conversation" "Can I Cream?" "Cream?" "Bavarian Cream" " Bavarian and Takarada sound the same" "No they don't" "I told you not to call me that here!" "Sorry!" "But to me that's who you are" "Mr. Yokoyama" "We're talking business" "Oh I'm sorry" "To continue" "Well work 17 locations" "That's a pain in the ass" "But well make more money that way" "And before we forget- Ms. Takarada?" "What?" "As always" "One key for each of us" "Again?" "We don't have to do that!" "What's the point?" "It didn't help three years ago" "We've always done it. lt's a rule" "Sure we will" "It doesn't feel like were a team if we don't" "What's that?" "A suitcase key lt's like a rite we have" "Anyway you'll see" "Okey dokey" "Mr. Yokoyama" "That suitcase  is empty now" "But on the way back it'll be full of money lt's huge!" "There's 500 sets of bedding" "At 300,000 Yen each that's 150 million Yen" "Minus expenses 130 million Yen of pure profit" "Oh sorry" "It's not as much as when Shikata was chief but" "Don't worry about him" "Now he's the living dead" "Sasaki!" "But I'm really happy you know..." " about how everyones come together when I called" "So I hope you'll let me do things my way and pull you after me" "You've changed a lot in three years I've been studying!" "Social Psychology interpersonal processes" "Sounds great" "It's a field where they experiment on how to put people- into a state of mind where they're easy to deceive" "Still it's experience you need in this work" "Knowledge helps" "Experience" "OK when we get to Sapporo I'll give you a full three-day course" "Three days?" "No thanks!" "OK one day" "Well I guess I could let you teach me for one day" "Write that down Sasaki The door in the face technique" "You say three days and let the mark turn you down" "Then you yield to that and offer one day" "And the mark goes for it" "If I'd started out saying one day you've said no" "Maybe maybe not" "That's great Mr. Kutsunai" "That's just the start!" "Teach me that door to door trick too" "Door to door?" "We're not delivering parcels" "That's funny." "Really funny" "So we still need to arrange the karaoke set- and some more giveaways for the draw" "And we'll need to rent a vehicle" "Hey I can do that" "Ms. Takarada can you do that?" "Do you have a license?" "Yes" " A fake one" "If you would" "Do we have cash now?" "Lots of it." "No problem" "Yeah look at this train!" "There's a dining car too So enjoy the trip" "Okey dokey" "We're talking business!" "And well need staff windbreakers with logos" "Sasaki you get those" "Shall I make up a company name?" "Not like last time" "No Ghost Company in English across the back" "A bit too close to the truth huh?" "It sounded exciting" "That doesn't make any sense!" "And the karaoke MC- that has to be Shikata" "So what do I do?" "Just hold your horses" "OK" "The magic" "We'll have to forget that Imai's not with us" "No magic tricks?" "That'll hurt" "Not as much as her taking off with the money" "Takarada- that wasn't Imai Sudo planned that" "you're talking about three years ago?" "Yeah" "What happened?" "We got robbed of all our takings" "By this girl Imai" "I don't think it was her" "Imai?" "Imai?" "Imai?" "She worked at a coffee shop we used to meet at" "She was pretty Imai was" "And tit's that stuck way out to here" "Letch!" "Yeah well" "So Ms. Way-Out pulled a fast one?" "No Ms. Way-Out brought in this guy named Sudo" "He seemed like a nice guy quiet I guess we got fooled" "Imai fooled us" "I don't think it was her" "Anyway it was a failure in selection of personnel" "That's the chiefs fault" "Isn't it Shikata" "That's vital to any scam You've always got to watch out" "That's right it's like he says" "This time too You have to choose the right people" "Hm?" "Huh?" "Would you be referring to me?" "You are." "Aren't you" "Ignore him" "He's just jealous that you're with Takarada" "Watch it will you?" "!" "OK OK OK enough of that..." "So?" "What's my job?" "What are you telling me?" "What's that thing?" "Not Sanzo" "Gonzo" "A full-body costume The kids love it" "I had it cleaned this time lt's in the next compartment" "Hey wait a minute!" "I realize this is the first time I've worked with you  but I'm no beginner" "So why am I stuck in the costume?" "!" "It's not just any old costume lt's a panda!" "It's really cute" "The black spots around a pandas eyes usually go down underneath" "Right" "Gonzos go out at the side!" "A black-eared polar bear  wearing sunglasses with no temples" "I don't get it" "It's important!" "It's just a fake panda!" "So that's really funny huh?" "Well I don't think so" "Don't sell Gonzo short" "The more excitement there is the more comforters we sell" "That much I know I'm not an amateur" "Cream- can they really do this job?" "This wasn't the deal!" "Huh?" "Well first of all  why are you chief?" "I was told that was Mr. Shikatas job" "Yokoyama" "And wheres the famous Shikata charisma?" "Lve always heard he gave off a kind of aura" "This man is emitting nothing of the kind" "I just emitted a fart" "I'm not laughing!" "I'm disappointed" "A full-body costume?" "!" "What the hell is this?" "You OK?" "Theres something I'd like to talk to you about" "Just a minute" "Imai" "She got on at Kyoto lt's Imai!" "Oh?" "So this is" " Ms. Way-Out?" "It's been a long time everyone" "Sorry doesn't cut it!" "I'm sorry" "Ms. Takarada at least listen to her side of the story" "Liar!" "Well if you can't lie you can't do our job" "Maybe you should tell them more exactly what happened" "Well that night Mr. Sudo phoned me  and told me to bring the suitcase" "I took it to a coffee shop" "Where?" "The place I used to work off Minamimachi Avenue" "The two little old ladies ran it" "Yeah and it had a name like a cheap hostess bar" "What was it?" "It was their names" "That's right" "The name isn't important" "So you went there" "Then what?" "He said he'd look after the money and to give him the case" "So I did." "That was the last I saw of him" "Then if you didn't do anything wrong why did you disappear?" "I was the one who brought Mr. Sudo in" "I didn't think youd believe me" "I felt horrible- wondering why I'd ever trusted him" "It must have been hard for you too" "Just a darn minute!" "She messed all of us up!" "You realize that?" "I'm down Cream She says it wasn't her" "Are you buying this?" "She did it you know" "I am firmly against letting this girl join us" "Use your heads will you?" "Takarada you're being a bit hostile" "Of course" "So she's got big tit's and you don't" " That's still" "That's not what were talking about!" "It sounds like it" "Tit's have nothing to do with it" "Anyway who cares?" "It's Mr. Shikata's fault we messed up" "Damn right!" "No!" "It wasn't your fault" "I'm the one who messed up" "Ms. Takarada I apologize for not mentioning Imai at the" "Imai!" "Now look what you did Takarada!" "You made her cry!" "None of us blames you" "No!" "But Mr. Shikata took a chance on a complete amateur like me" "I felt so bad!" "I can see that" "What was the name of that place?" "Yuko and Umeko" "And we said how Umeko's name suited her age but Yuko sounded too young" "Who was who?" "Who gives a damn?" "!" "The tears come pouring out and you poor saps are all over her" "I could cry" "Yuko had the mole on her cheek" "Right!" "The mole!" "Who cares?" "!" "Takarada" "What?" "You blame Imai for wrecking our team but it wasn't her" "We were broken before that" "Even you" "Don't blame Ms. Takarada" "It was you" " It was your fault" "I'm amazed you had the gall to show up again" "Hey I need the dough!" "Good huh?" "Nice one" "Let's not talk about this any more lt's hot in here" "The reason I got you all to come together for this  is that I want to do it as one of a team" "I mean we're all weird aren't we" "That's why we're in this business isn't it" "You too Yokoyama" "Huh?" "I just think this line of work suit's me" "That's not it and you know it" "Think back Yokoyama to when you were in high school" "A guy in your class got killed" "He fell into a stormsewer overflow ditch and drowned" "The whole class went to his wake" "All of them were crying every single one" "I want to cry but I can't" "They started to irritate you" "They were all crying but they were happy about that" "They were excited and that made you mad" "This is about you" "Why can't I be part of this?" "But what you really were was jealous of them" "Jealous of those bastards crying That's why you were angry" "We were all like that weren't we" "Yokoyama you were too" "Speak for yourself" "So you see?" "This work is perfect for us" "The same kind of weirdos come together  in a counterfeit world we all cook up" "Hence this job of ours lt's something we have to do together isn't it" "Isn't it Ms. Takarada?" "Well, I guess so" "Come on Imai You talk to them too" "OK" "Please let me join you" "Ms. Takarada" " I'll do a good job" "I'll do everything right" "Me too" " As the chief I ask for your help" "OK do some magic for us" "Great idea!" "Something easy" "She'd have to set it up first" "All right Mr. Yokoyama- Lend me your handkerchief" "Watch carefully" "Show me that!" "When did you put it in there?" "!" "How did you do that?" "Is it this?" "That's the real thing" "Amazing!" "She's a real pro Cream!" "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "All right look carefully at this glass of wine" "OK watch Milky's hands!" "Would you stop calling her Milky?" "It's a bang-on perfect name!" "Ow!" "Careful" "It's perfect Isn't it Milky" "Lend me a spoon please" "A spoon right now!" "Here we go!" "First I make it a magic spoon" "It changed!" "Incredible" "You've seen that trick before!" "Stop acting like little kids!" "What are you drinking?" "Me?" "Yes" "Champagne" "What's in your glass?" "What?" "What what what?" "It changed!" "Wow!" "Princess Milky Queen of Illusion!" "Stuff like that" "That's fantastic" "Now that I think of it it was a close call" "Without her we would have been stuck" "She drove the suckers crazy!" "I knew she would" "Your dancing sure didn't" "Even the little kids were booing" "It was you who put me in the Gonzo suit" "That's about all you were good for!" "The costume's in Car 8 right now" "Don't push me!" "OK OK that's it" "Could I ask you all to go back to Car 9?" "Why?" "In the rush to leave Sapporo- we forgot something important" "There's still work to do?" "You never quit do you!" "So - everybody back to Car 9 please" "Well let's go" "On your feet" "Follow me" "Thank you" "Tickets please!" "Well let's get started" "Sorry" " What's going on?" "Don't worry I'll explain" "These are dummy keys They won't work" "Ah the plot thickens!" "To make sure the money is properly handled  the person holding the suitcase does not hold the key" "The other five people have keys" "One is real the rest are fake" "Naturally no one knows which one is the real key" "So no one can just go and open the case" "So this is the teams traditional rite?" "Does anyone object to Yokoyama holding the suitcase?" "After all he took on the chiefs job" "Why not?" "You don't mind?" "It's OK?" "So the rest of us will hold the keys" "Please and thank you" "I'll mix them up" "Takarada" "What?" "You having fun?" "Why?" "This is a waste of time It won't do any good" "That's right" " Three years ago Sudo just took the case" "If someone just takes it and gets off the games over" "That's right" "I know that" "That's not why we're doing it" "It's so we all know" "We all have a key so we know we're all in this as a team" "The most important thing we need here is trust" "You guys are suckers That's why we all fell apart" "You're the one who fell apart" "I never broke my nose falling down drunk" "I quit drinking I told you I learn from my mistakes" "OK OK OK" "Well I want this team to continue So we follow our rules" "Whatever you like" "This is interesting Go on and take your keys" "I'll take good care of the suitcase" "Please" "Don't lose them" "Excuse me" "Oh" "I'm sorry" "Is Farming the Life for You?" "We'll just hang out" "All right" "Excuse me" "I don't like it Yokoyama is just taken over" "Mr. Kutsunai ends up dancing in the panda suit" "I guess people don't change in three years" "He gets conned more often than he cons" "Even with all that Social Psychology" "But Yokoyama surprised me with what he could do" "Me too" "What do you mean?" "You're his girlfriend" "It's not like that" "You're glad to hear that huh?" "It's great we sold that much" "Yeah?" "Those comforters were just plain shoddy" "My group sold tons of encyclopedias the same way" "Theres a trick to it" "You were great Mr. Yokoyama I was amazed" "Yeah but" " Mr. Kutsunais whole scheme was a mess" "I just figured somebody had to do something" "And the famous Mr. Shikata whose aura comes out his ass" "Anyway it wasn't much of a team" "Yes I thought" " you were the only one I could count on" "You're cute" "Milky" "What do you mean by that?" "Theres 70 million Yen here" "Yes" "Just say the word and well get off at the next station" "What?" "I couldn't do that!" "For one thing Ms. Takarada blames me for three years ago" "Yes but it was my hard work and your magic- that earned this money" "Why do we owe those idiots anything?" "So at the next station let's just take off" "Try your key and see if it works" "No I will not!" "Don't even joke about something like that" "I'm not joking Milky" "Yokoyama what are you up to?" "Nothing" "I was showing him a trick" "A trick?" "But you were..." "Wow!" "It's very tricky in here" "I need some juice" "Amazing!" "Excuse me" "How do you do that?" "Do we trust Yokoyama with the money?" "Don't worry He hasn't got the guts to steal it" "Maybe I should strike first" "Grab the case and sayonara" "What are you saying?" "Well it's possible" "You couldn't do that" "Not the way you are now" "I'd be delighted if you did I'd applaud" "Yeah?" "Yeah" "Huh?" "What?" "Only two left" "What is it with those cough drops anyway?" "Mind your own business- I'm not hurting anyone" "You never used to chew those things" "And who ever heard of cough-drop addiction?" "But you always used to have one in your mouth yourself" "Yeah but I didn't chew them" "Too many of those things and you'll OD on sugar" "These are sugarless" "Come on!" "What are you doing?" "Don't eat them after they've been on the floor" "Yuck!" "Leave me alone" "What's with him?" "I mean that you're not suited to cheating people either" "Maybe not" "Nor am I" "So  would you maybe consider something?" "About what?" "I found this in Hokkaido" "If you like we could go there together" "Hm?" "Oh" "Huh?" "A farm?" "Uh yeah" "That might not be such a bad life" "Yeah?" "Really?" "Yeah!" "Imai-I mean it" "I knew all along you know" "What?" "Three years ago" "You were in love with Sudo weren't you" "I knew that" "But even so" "I never thought you actually robbed us" "The fact that you were gone  was a bigger shock than the money" "Hey this farm costs 50 million Yen you know" "But that doesn't matter" "You and Sudo are over now aren't you" "You know" "I only came back to the team because you were here" "I knew Ms. Takarada would drag me over the coals" "But still" "Imai!" "You were here" "I'm so happy" " Peach!" "Keep on with this work and you lose touch with things" "With your feelings emotions" "Theres a lack" "Like Mr. Kutsunai said" "There's something lacking" "Theres something missing from inside of us" "Like what?" "There's this big empty hole  inside our bodies" "with this thin air drifting around in it" "We'd really like to stuff something into it... but we never manage to fill it up" "Theres something we should have that we don't" "Underwear" "Your underwears showing" "This isn't underwear!" "It's supposed to look like that" "Well it looks like underwear" "Sasaki is that all you ever think about?" "We're you listening to me?" "Ms. Takarada" "I'll do it" "Do what?" "I will" "Huh?" "We cleared 70 million Yen" "What are you talking about?" "Ms. Takarada- what about me?" "Won't I do?" "I hate having Yokoyama tell us what to do" "Let's mess him up" "What do you mean?" "No way" "You and me?" "You'd prefer Mr. Shikata?" "Huh?" "What are you talking about?" "You'd leave with him" "Not with anyone" "Mr. Shikata's dead" "No he's not!" "Ms. Takarada I'll show you what I can do" "When I do that leave with me" "Will you stop!" "The joke's gone far enough" "How long are you going to carry a torch for him?" "Three years ago when the scheme fell through and we fell apart- you were right there with the bastard" "I know all about it!" "He was a basket case so you slept with me to" "That's when he started chewing cough drops" "When he found out about us lt's because of you" "That thing three years ago" "I'm sorry" "What's this?" "True confessions?" "Sorry I chose now to come back" "So you still have a thing for her?" "Tiny tit's and all?" "You've got the wrong idea" "The snack bar doesn't have any cough drops" "I have." "Do you want them?" "No" "Here" "I said no!" "You're weird" "I'll leave them here" "Look I told you didn't I?" "Leave me alone" "Leave me alone OK?" "Mind your own business please" "It's just cough drops!" "Are you still up?" "Yes" "What's all that for?" "Could I sleep in the other compartment?" "Theres an empty bed isn't there?" "Sure Why?" "Being in there with Mr. Yokoyama and Mr. Kutsunai  it's a little bit much" "Sure" "Sleep in there" "Sasaki snores though" "Do you think Ms. Takarada will mind me being there?" "No" " She's asleep anyway" "Thank you" "Night then" "Good night" "Mr. Shikata" "Takarada!" "Wake up!" "What?" "Yokoyama's having a fit" "Why?" "It's serious!" "He says the suitcase with the money's gone" "What?" "!" "Before we went to sleep... it was right here by my bed wasn't it" "I fell asleep before you" "Where is it?" "Why isn't it here?" "Who took it?" "Well no one's going to say It was me!" "Are you sure you didn't leave it somewhere?" "Yeah to hide it?" "No!" "You all know I don't go anywhere without it" "One of us is a double-crosser- A doublecrosser!" "That's what I think" " A double-crosser" "You're repeating yourself" "Found it!" "My bag of cough drops" "What's Gonzo doing in here?" "Yeah!" "Wait a minute" "Next time make sure you're wide awake" "Someone moved it there while I was asleep!" "And Gonzo was put away" "So what?" "We've got the keys- No one can open it" "Then who moved it?" "I don't know" "Everyone bring your keys" "Let's check inside" "Aw man." "Let me sleep!" "Just to be sure" "Next" "So I had the real key all along?" "I should've tried it sooner" "Shut up and open it" "OK-huh?" "Does it go the other way?" "Give it to me" "What have we gone back to three years ago?" "Please!" "What the-?" "It might be the keys" "What?" "You passed them out" "Hey" "Come on Bring out the real one" "Shikata!" "That's not right" "Yokoyama's responsible" "Huh?" "The chief handles the profit's" "I've done that" "Right till the end The buck stops with you" "Go for it Sasaki!" "Who do you think has covered for your inability to perform?" "Who are you talking to?" "Mr. Kutsunai you bought the suitcase didn't you" "Maybe you're not happy you lost the chiefs position... and you wanted to take me down a peg" "You got up before everyone else didn't you" "Hey come on" "You could have" "I've always worked with this team" "I'm not someone who just suddenly showed up!" "So what?" "So Takarada where's the real key?" "Wait a minute" "Do you really suspect me?" "She didn't do it She wouldn't cheat us" "Hey... don't try to score points with her now" "Come on Takarada- Bring out the key" "Bastard" "I'm going to find out who did this" "Ms. Takarada" "I'll search everyones luggage" "That's how we'll start" "What are you doing Shikata?" "You're next" "I lost my cough drops I'll be right there" "Hurry it up" "Is this all?" "Yes" "So who are you working with?" "What do you mean?" "Back off Takarada" "You're suspect number one" "Last time it was Sudo Who is it now?" "Or are you working alone?" "All I can say is you're wrong" "You're wrong" "Really" "No I'm not" "Why do you think that?" "Do you have a reason?" "I'm innocent" "Mr. Yokoyama even asked me and I turned him down" "Asked you?" "To do what?" "Imai!" "What are you talking about?" "I have to be honest No one'll believe me" "Well I guess we know now" "You're wrong!" "About what?" "Imai you talk too much" "Let's take off you said and kissed me" "Kissed?" "You two kissed?" "!" "And did you fondle her tit's?" "No - hey" "What's going on here?" "What?" "Ow!" "I didn't take the money!" "But you asked her" "Wait a minute!" "We were kissing and I got carried away" "He really kissed you?" "Just like you did Mr. Kutsunai He kissed me and said" "Let's take off" "Mr. Kutsunai?" "What were you doing kissing her?" "You guys are sad!" "So you said it Mr. Kutsunai?" "Let's take off?" "It was just in the heat of the moment" "I just wanted to make an impression lt's a natural thing for a man to do" "So that's the kind of man you are?" "I've always had faith in you- Always trusted you" "Wait a minute." "It wasn't me" "It's just... that I'm  in love with Imai" "I love her  and that's - all it was!" "Shikata!" "It's your fault" "You're our chief" "If you'd done your job this wouldn't have happened!" "But instead you just hang around and never take charge" "This is your team!" "Wake up" "These three years have been hard for me too" "Mr. Kutsunai" "Oops" "I farted" "It can't be!" "What's this key?" "This is real workmanship!" "Perfectly planned!" "Just great dumb-ass!" "While you're admiring our money's gone" "Imai do you have any rope for your tricks?" "We'll hang Takarada from the ceiling and beat it out of her" "Smack Smack You'll like that Sasaki" "You're an asshole" "Anyway we can't just cry about it" "We're pros We'll get that money back" "Well we know for sure it was one of us- and the money's still on this train" "I'll find whoever it was" "I'll do it" "The team's finished if I don't" "When you find whoever did it let me know" "I'll go with them" "Shikata!" "Where are you going?" "Me?" "I'm hungry I'm going to the dining car" "Breakfast Is that OK?" "The next stops Toyama Be back by then" "Everybody" "We all have to watch that no one leaves with the money" "Peach- which of us is it really?" "Huh?" "Peach?" "Yokoyama?" "Me?" "Who cares about that now?" "Our problem is the money!" "To hell with the money" "Dumb-ass!" "Ow!" "I want to know what Peach thinks" "What's this Peach?" "Come on Peach tell me" "Me or Yokoyama" "Tell him" "Well" " between you both" " I have no preference" "What?" "!" "No preference?" "But we're together aren't we?" "What?" "Peach are you with him?" "Milky's with me" "Is that right Peach?" "Tell him Milky Let him hear it from you" "I don't know" "I really just don't know" "Peach?" "Milky?" "What is this?" "Aw Cream" "This is so stupid!" "Mr. Shikata" "Stop using Ms. Takarada to get at me" "I don't need that from you" "You called me the living dead" "That's what you told me to say" "Because it was the truth" "Look for every big lie  you need to tell 30 small ones to keep it going" "That's hard" "So the easiest way is to be honest- about everything but the big lie" "But" "So- what's the next step in the plan?" "I get off at Kanazawa" "Oh?" "Mr. Shikata - don't get careless" "You know this scheme of yours is too clever by half lt's very complicated" "But I doubt anyone suspects there are two suitcases" "There's no art to just stealing it like Sudo did" "It's so great when dreams come true huh?" "But it bothers you  doesn't it" "Why?" "Because I'm in charge Because it's my plan" "Yeah yeah" "I want to hear that from you" "OK" "Darn it!" "But why did you put that key in Ms. Takarada's pocket?" "Huh?" "Because it won't work unless we fool her" "Well yeah" "Anyway this is the end We smash the team and it's over" "Everything up to now is water over the dam" "And I can give up these cough drops" "You haven't yet" "I'll be in Car 3" "So what?" "What good is it?" "I can't do this" "What are you doing Shikata?" "You're next" "I lost my cough drops I'll be right there" "Hurry It up" "Sir could I ask you to try and stand up?" "That's right Up on our feet" "Sasaki!" "Have you been drinking?" "Yep" "Is the gentleman with you?" "Yes Sorry to trouble you" "He's like this when he drinks" "I'm sorry" "Not at all" "I'll give you the key to his compartment" "Uh well I'll take him back there then" "Thank you" "I'm sorry" "If you'll excuse me" "Sasaki" "What's this key?" "Ms. Takarada lt's Ms. Takarada!" "You and Shikata huh?" "Shikata?" "He's past it" "It's my turn now" "I've got the money" "Forget Shikata and come with me" "Sasaki!" "No!" "Oh shit!" "Uh I just" " I just " "I really wanted to leave with you" "I'm not just saying that I really wanted us to" "Stop it will you?" "Where's the money?" "Right in there" "Tell me the truth" "Huh?" "It was right here just a little while ago" "Shikata huh?" "That son of a bitch!" "Wait!" "Where are you going?" "To find him" "I'm down" "Don't make a fuss- or they'll all know what you were up to" "Shikata really mean't it this time" "Red or blue?" "The blue" "We're almost at Toyama" "He'll get off there I know it" "Yeah" "We've got to find him first" "I don't want to lose this team you know" "How can you still say that?" "That's the most important thing to me" "Remember who made that rule?" "No I don't" "This way we're sure This way we're together" "It was Shikata" "He made it" "I remember how you used to be" "Always with Shikata always having the most fun" "Anyway go back to the compartment" "Ten more minutes" "No time to waste" "It's fine" "It's behind the vending machine in Car 5 like you said lt's ten minutes to Toyama- Take the money to the Car 2 vestibule" "Are you sure you want to do this?" "To Ms. Takarada" "Oh please Anyway I don't like women with no tit's" "I'm glad lt's just that I've always wanted to" "That's fine" "We don't have to go there right now" "Yes" "Next stop we get off" "Yes" "When we do" "Yes?" "Gimme a feel" "No!" "Spoil sport!" "Hey..." " get going" "We're almost at Toyama" "Yep" "Let's get back" "We all have to be there" "Yeah you're right" "Hey where's Sasaki?" "Not here" "Ms. Takarada?" "In the can" " She'll be here" "Ah Sasaki!" "There you are" "I was getting worried" "Where's Peach?" "Who?" "He means Milky" "Who's that?" "Imai" "Next door maybe?" "I'll go check" "Wait a minute!" "What?" "Make sure you come back" "Come with me then" "Sit down She'll be fine" "I'm glad to see you so relaxed Sasaki" "But Takaradas taking her time Maybe she's constipated" "Shut up" "Keep quiet will you?" "Yes sir!" "Toyama huh?" "How long do we stop?" "I don't know- five minutes or so?" "Where are you going?" "Sit down" "I suddenly need to hit the can" "Hold it till we pull out" "I'm about to burst lt'll be suspicious" "Takarada's in the toilet Why can't I go?" "What if I get a bladder infection?" "I'm telling you not to go For her sake" "Boy you look really serious!" "At Kanazawa- we were supposed to hit the can" "Why do you suddenly have to go in Toyama?" "You could both go" "Like the girls do" "Shut the fuck up!" "Shikata" "What's with you?" "So - shall we both go?" "Have you got the balls to go to the toilet with me?" "Well?" "Do you?" "No" "I'm fine" "But is that the way you want it?" "If I don't go now I'm up the creek!" "All right" "Yeah?" "Takarada" "She got off" "But Takarada" "I guess we've got our work cut out for us" "Huh?" "You're OK now" "You must be if you're ready to pull a stunt like that" "If you can double-cross us and take off with Imai... then you're ready to go back to work" "I let her get off the train" "No one's coming back" "You don't think" " all three of them were in on it?" "Those three wouldn't be in it together" "No" "They wouldn't" "I wanted to end it!" "End what?" "You" "Me with you" "I'm fed up!" "I've had enough That's what I keep thinking" "Somehow I keep getting pulled in- and pulled in" "and pulled in" "Shit!" "I just can't get myself free of you" "So I wanted to end it" "To double-cross you and take Imai away" "Then you'd all hate me- and it'd all be over" "And then" "And then" "Then then then" "What the hell was that for?" "!" "Well you're so cute!" "You're such a fool!" "Brooding over nothing!" "I'm not a fool and it's not nothing" "Look... let's do some work" "With the team that's left" "With you as chief" "What?" "I double-crossed everyone How can I face them?" "Imai left alone" "You figured it out you went after her- but she got away" "But I was" "You're a con man aren't you?" "You should be able to lie" "Please" "Shikata" " I need you" "I want to always work with you as chief" "Work" "You know what I mean" "So- just this once" " this once" "What?" "Kiss me again" "What a shock!" "It's a shock" " I'm shocked" "Will you stop?" "But Milky" " Imai - she was working alone" "Well that's how it is" "Where were you?" "In the can again?" "Yeah - a shock like that always gives me diarrhea" "A shock?" "Yeah it is a shock isn't it" "Uh yeah" "Come on everyone cheer up!" "Let's get to work on a new scam" "Well Shikata?" "Sure" "Is this a sentimental journey?" "Why is that how it looks?" "I know a good hot spring" "No..." "I guess it's more like something good happened" "Something good?" "Things worked out like I hoped" "That's great!" "It's OK You take the money" "In exchange I want you to get off alone" "What do you mean?" "Don't take Shikata with you" "Does he mean that much to you?" "Yes" "You're suckers aren't you The whole bunch of you" "And you are a first-class fraud artist" "I think you have a right to this money" "Anyway were not in your league" "Maybe what we want- isn't the money" "Then you don't belong in the game" "So please- don't take Shikata with you" "Please" "What shall I do" "But" "I sort of thought Shikata was kind of cool" "Well he's a cool guy" "What's the matter?" "Nothing" "You were sighing so much" " I drove right through a traffic light" "I guess this is a sentimental journey" "A pretty girl like you- it won't take long to find someone" "Yes it always seems to happen" "If I were 20 years younger" "I'd sure volunteer" "Uh-oh" "Right!" "Have I got a hot spring for you" "So we target section chiefs in mid-sized companies" "They have a complex about not speaking English" "They're sure to buy it" "Will it work?" "No problem" "Takarada find us some pretty foreign girls" "Interview them and get them uniforms" "Mini-skirts that show their legs" "Yeah sure" "Um-what about me?" "What?" "What would my job be in all this?" "You still want to work with us?" "I've spoken out of turn a lot I'm sorry about that" "Again please- allow me to work with you" "Yokoyama!" "Please Cream" "Are you starting that again?" "!" "But that's who you are to me" "Not me!" "You can't keep him down" "Nope" "Hey wait a minute now!" "Come on!" "He can do the work He's right for this team" "That's right" "Mr. Kutsunai you're a gentleman" "I'd like to work in a samba step for Gonzo" "Can I show you?" "Sasaki?" "Sasaki-what are you going to do?" "Do you still want to work with us?" "Well I've been thinking" "Team Cream" "Huh?" "The new logo for our staff jackets" "Great idea!" "What do you think?" "Sure" " Team Cream we are" "No Never!" "No way!" "Why Cream?" "It's perfect" "What's perfect?" "Why do you call her that?" "Takarada and Bavarian sound the same" "You just can't pronounce Bavarian" "Oh" "Yeah!" "Anyway well be Team Cream over my dead body!" "Why not?" "The chiefs said OK" "No!" "What is Bavarian Cream?" "It's like a mousse" "Like mango pudding?" "No runnier than that" "Exactly!" "We could design the logo to look that way" "Subtitles Ripped by thelefteyeguy"