"Live in the shadow of the Hollywood side, at the corner of Hollywood and Highland, welcome to the Dolby Theatre and the Oscars." "Start proceeding with the countdown." "Hang on from." "Ten." "Nine." "Eight." "Seven." "Five." "Four." "Three." "Two." "One." "Each person you speak to has had a day." "Some of the days have been good." "Some bad." "What is it to be human?" "What is it to be alive?" "Tell me why it's so important for it to say hello?" "No one said the job's supposed to be easy." "No one said it's supposed to be that hard, either." "We'll figure it out." "We'll use the force." "That's not how the force works!" "I blew myself up." "Woo!" "Because I'm stupid." "That's not stupidity." "That's fraud." "Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested." "Be careful with that." "It's okay." "It's not loaded." "What if you had the chance to find out how big we could really be?" "I got something to say." "Is that the best you can do?" "What a lovely day!" "Do you have your seat belt on?" "You're asking me that now?" "Sorry about that." "Needed to let off a little steam." "They're all looking at you." "Believe me." "You're the only one who sees the world in the same way I do." "No one sees the world the same way you do." "You see this guy here staring back at you?" "That's your toughest opponent." "I believe that in boxing and I do believe that in life." "I can do this." "I can do this." "You're going to love it." "What?" "The world." "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Chris Rock!" "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" "Woo!" "Man, I counted at least 15 black people on that montage." "Hey!" "Well, I'm here at the Academy Awards." "Otherwise known as the white people's choice awards." "You realize if they nominated hosts, I wouldn't even get this job." "Y'all be watching Neil Patrick Harris right now." "But this is -- this is the wildest, craziest Oscars to ever host, because you have all this controversy, the no -- no black nominees, you know?" "And people are like, Chris, you should boycott," "Chris, you should quit, you should quit." "You know, how come it's only unemployed people that tell you to quit." "No one with a job ever tells you to quit." "So, I thought about quitting." "I thought about it real hard." "But I realized, they're going to have the Oscars anyway." "They're not going to cancel the Oscar because I quit." "You know?" "And the last thing I need is to lose another job to Kevin Hart," "Okay?" "I don't need that." "Kev " " Kev right there." "Kev make movies fast." "Every month." "Porno stars don't make movies that fast." "Now, the thing is, why are we protesting -- the big question, why this Oscars?" "Why this Oscars, you know?" "It's The 88th Academy Awards." "It's The 88th Academy Awards." "Which means " "This whole no black nominees thing has happened at least 71 other times." "Okay?" "You got to figure that it happened in the '50s, in the '60s." "You know, in the '60s, one of those years, Sidney didn't put out a movie." "I'm sure " " I'm sure there were no black nominees, some of those years." "Say 62 or 63 and black people did not protest." "Why?" "Because we have real things to protest at the time." "You know?" "We have real things to protest." "You know?" "Too busy being raped and lynched to care about who won best cinematographer." "You know, when you -- when your grandmother's swinging from a tree, it's really hard to care about best documentary foreign short." "But what happened this year?" "What happened?" "People went mad, you know?" "Spike got mad and Jada went mad and Will and everybody went mad, you know?" "Like " " Jada got mad, Jada says she's not coming, protesting," "I'm like -- doesn't she have a TV show?" "Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna's panties." "I wasn't invited." "Oh, that's -- it's not an invitation I would turn down." "But I understand, I " " I'm not hating." "I understand you're mad." "Jada is mad." "Her man was not nominated." "I get it." "I get it." "I get it." "I get it." "You get mad." "You get mad." "Said it's not fair that Will was this good and doesn't get nominated." "You're right." "It is also not fair that Will was paid $20 million for "Wild Wild West", OK?" "Okay?" "You know, this year, the Oscars, things are going to be a little different." "This year, in the in memoriam package, it's just going to be black people that were shot on their way to the movies." "Yes." "Yes." "I said it." "All right?" "Hey, if you want black nominees every year, you need to just have black categories." "That's what you need." "You need to have black categories." "You already do it with men and women." "Think about it." "There's no real reason for there to be a man and a woman category in acting." "It's -- come on!" "There's no reason!" "It's not track and field." "You don't have to separate them." "You know, Robert De Niro never said," "I better slow this acting down so Meryl Streep can catch up." "Up." "No." "No." "Not at all, man." "If you want black people every year at the Oscars, just have black categories like best black friend." "That's right." "And the winner for the 18th year in a row is Wanda Sikes." "In a row is Wanda Sykes." "This is Wanda's 18th black Oscar." "But here's the real question." "The real question everybody wants to know, everybody wants to know, in the world, is Hollywood racist?" "Is Hollywood racist?" "You know, that's -- that's a -- you know, you got to go at that at the right way." "Is it burning cross racist?" "No?" "Is it fetch me some lemonade racist?" "No, no." "It's a different type of racist." "Now, I remember one night I was at a fund-raiser for president Obama, a lot of you were there, and, you know, it's me and all of Hollywood." "And all the, you know, it's all of us there and there's about four black people there, me, let's see, Quincy Jones," "Russell Simmons, Quest Love, you know, the usual suspects, right?" "And every black actor that wasn't working." "Needless to say, Kev Hart was not there, okay?" "So, at some point, you get to take a picture with the President." "And as they're setting up the picture, you get a little moment with the President, I'm like," "Mr. President, you see all these writers and producers and actors?" "They don't hire black people." "And they're the nicest white people on earth." "They're liberals." "Cheese!" "That's right." "Is Hollywood racist?" "You're damn right Hollywood's racist." "But it isn't the racist you've grown accustomed to." "Hollywood is sorority racist." "It's like -- we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa." "That's how Hollywood is." "But things are changing." "Things are changing." "Yeah, we got a black Rocky this year." "Some people call it "Creed," I call it black Rocky." "And that's a big -- that's an unbelievable statement, I mean, because Rocky takes place in a world where white athletes are as good as black athletes." "Rocky's a science fiction movie." "There are things that happened in "Star Wars" that are more believable than things that happened in "Rocky" OK?" "We're here to honor actors." "We're here to honor film." "And there's a lot of snubs." "A lot of snubs." "One of the biggest snubs no one's talking about, my favorite actor in the world is Paul Giamatti." "Paul Giamatti." "I believe he's the greatest actor in the world." "Think about what he's done last year," "Last year, he's in "12 Years a Slave,"" "hates black people." "This year, he's in "Straight Outta Compton," loves black people." "Last year, he's Whooping Lupita, this year, he's crying and Eazy-E's funeral." "Now, that's range." "Ben Affleck can't do that." "But what I'm trying to say is, you know, it's not about boycotting anything, it's just, we want opportunity." "We want the black actors to get the same opportunities as white actors." "That's it." "That's it." "You know?" "Just -- you know, not just once, you know?" "Leo gets a great part every year." "And, you know, and -- everybody -- all you guys get great parts all the time." "But what about the black actors?" "Look at Jamie Foxx." "Jamie Foxx, one of the best actors in the world, man." "Jamie Foxx -- he is." "Jamie Foxx was so good in "Ray,"" "that they went to the hospital and unplugged the real Ray Charles, like, we don't need two of these." "No, man." "But the big -- you know, everything is not about race, man." "Another big thing tonight is, you're not allowed -- somebody told me this, you're not allowed to ask women what they're wearing anymore." "It's a whole thing, you know, ask her more." "You have to ask her more." "Now -- you know, like, you ask the men more." "Hey, everything's not sexism, everything's not racism." "They ask the men more, because the men are all wearing the same outfits, okay?" "Every guy is wearing the exact same thing." "You know, if George Clooney showed up with a lime green tux on and a swan coming out his ass, somebody would go, what you wearing, George?" "Hey, welcome to The 88th Oscars Academy Awards." "Yes." "Thank you." "You want diversity, we got diversity!" "Please welcome Emily Blunt and somebody whiter, Charlize Theron." "Tonight's Oscars Ceremony will follow a particular order that tracks the filmmaking process itself." "So, we begin our presentation at the place where every great movie begins, with a story that simply had to be told." "Writers, we know that you're the true backbone of the industry and we love you for it." "We also think you're all extremely hot." "A writer wrote that." "Here are this year's highly original nominees for best original screenplay." ""Straight Outta Compton,"" "screenplay by Jonathan Herman and Andrea Berloff." "Story by S. Leigh Savidge, Alan Wenkus and Andrea Berloff." "So Cube, what's a guy from Compton do when he starts making real money like this?" "Laught from the assembled, not from Cube." "Silence, then." "Cube?" "Buy raider gear and curl activator." ""Bridge of Spies," written by Matt Charman, Ethan Coen and Joel Coen." "Donovan Paces in a detention room." "He turns to see able standing just inside the door." "Donovan -- the death sentence is not a foregone conclusion, don't worry." "I'm not afraid to die, Mr. Donovan." ""Ex Machina," written by Alex Garland." "They exchange a look, then Ava lifts her hand, and rests it against the induction plots on the console below the window" "Then, the power dies." "Caleb -- don't talk." "Just listen." "You were right about Nathan." "Everything you said." "What is he going to do to me?" "He's going to reprogram your A.I." ""Spotlight," written by Josh Singer and Tom McCarthy." "I found this." "It's from '93." "Robbie looks down." "We see the clip." "Lawyer for Porter victims say 20 other pieces in the area are accused." "Robbie's face changes, Sasha waits, expecting a response." "Robbie?" "That it?" "Robbie's abrupt tone catches Sasha by surprise." "Yeah, yeah, that's it." ""Inside Out," screenplay by" "Pete Docter, Meg Lefauve and Josh Cooley." "Original story by Pete Docter, Ronnie del Carmen." "All right, here you go." "Your new expanded console is up and running." "The new console lights up." "Cool, upgrade." "Fear leans on the console." "Did I just do that?" "Guys, what's puberty?" "I don't know." "Probably not important." "And the Oscar goes to " ""Spotlight." Josh Singer and Tom McCarthy." "This is the first Oscar for Josh Singer and Tom McCarthy." "This is the third nomination for Tom McCarthy, who is also nominated for directing "Spotlight."" "We've got to thank open road, we've got to thank participant." "We have to thank our wonderful producers, Michael Sugar, Steve Golin." "We have to thank our wonderful cast and crew from Boston and Toronto." "My wife, who makes me a better writer every makes me a better human every day." "And my father, Bruce singer, who taught me how to dream." "Thank you very much." "We made this film for all the journalists who have and continue to hold the powerful accountable and for the survivors whose courage and will to overcome is really an inspiration." "We have to make sure this never happens again." "To Rhonda Price, to my beautiful wife Wendy, Nora, Vivian, my family and all our friends, we thank you." "This one's for you, Geno." "We love you." "Love you, mom and dad." "Now, please welcome Oscar nominee" "Ryan Gosling and Oscar winner Russell Crowe." "Good evening, folks." "We're here to present the award for best adapted screenplay." "Not to get too technical, that's the screenplay that was the very best at adapting to whatever harsh conditions and obstacles were thrown in its way." "No, it's a screenplay adapted from another source such as anovel, play, short story or TV show." "Agree to disagree." "Okay?" "Agree that you're wrong." "Look, let's not fight." "I mean, my god." "We have two academy awards between us." "This is beneath us." "Did you win an Oscar?" "Not when you put it like that, but you have two, so, there's technically two between us." "I have one." "You have two." "I have one." "Agree to disagree." "Can we go on and give out this award so more people can have Oscars like we do?" "Listen, mate." "You can't just go around saying -- here are the nominees for best adapted screenplay." "Charles Randolph and Adam McKay for "The Big Short", based on the book by Michael Lewis." "Michael sits behind drums and furiously plays double kick drum heavy metal drums to pantera." "Finally, he breaks the sticks from playing too hard." "We hear his wife from upstairs." "Wife?" "Michael?" "Michael?" "Yes." "Is everything okay?" "Yes, honey." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, baby." "Nick Hornby for "Brooklyn," based on the novel by Colm Toibin." "He sees her and his face breaks out into a radiant and relieved smile." "She smiles back and walks down the remaining steps towards him." "Tony?" "All I want to do is travel home with you, no food, no drink, no nothing." "I know you got to study and get some sleep, I'll take you to your house and say good night." "Otherwise " "Phyllis Nagy for "Carol,"" "based on the novel "The Price of Salt" by Patricia Highsmith." "Would you like to come visit me this Sunday?" "Carol waits for Therese answer." "Yes." "What a strange girl you are." "Why?" "Flung out of space." "Therese feels herself blush and looks away from Carol." "She tries to attend to her lunch and Martini." "Drew Goddard for "The Martian,"" "based on the novel by Andy Weir." "Hits the ground like a wet rag." "Mark talks to camera." "His clothes are somewhat scorched." "His hair is singed in patches." "Mark -- Oh, yeah." "I blew myself up." "Emma Donoghue for "Room," based on her novel." "Jack stands in the bath screaming into the small air vent above the shelf." "He holds his truck up to the vent so it can join in." "Then they hush and listen." "Jack." "Why the aliens never scream back?" "I guess they still can't hear us." "We'll do even louderer, okay?" "And the Oscar goes to " "Charles Randolph and Adam McKay, "The Big Short."" "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Charles Randolph and the first win for Adam McKay, who is also nominated for directing" ""The Big Short" this year." "Ah -- thank you so much to the Academy." "Also, thank you to Michael Lewis, for writing an amazing book." "It inspired Charles and I so much." "Thank you to Paramount for taking a risk on a movie that's about financial esoterica." "And believing in it." "Thank you to my beautiful wife Shira Piven there she is and my children, Lily Rose, my two daughters," "Lily Rose and Pearl, I love you so much." "Most of all, if you don't want big money to control government, don't vote for candidates that take money from big banks, oil or weird billionaires." "Stop." "Go, sorry." "Thank you very much, Plan B. Thank you very much, Paramount," "To my wife Milly." "To my kids, I am so happy to be your father." "Thank you." "Some of Hollywood's most exciting stars are coming up." "Plus, more from Chris Rock, next." "As you know, for the second year in a row, all the acting nominees are white." "But worst than that, if you are a black actor, just getting an opportunity to be in a movie can be a struggle." "Let's take a look." "What are you doing?" "I'm joy?" "I'm joy?" "Come on." "Go." "Go." "Um " "It's not rocket science." "It's a mop." "Just say something." "Sorry." "These lights are so bright." "Um -- Oh, my god." "Tell her to say something about the mop." "Talk about the mop." "Say something!" "Maybe one day they'll make a movie about a skinny white lady that made a mop." "A black girl would have to invent the cure for cancer before they give her a TV movie." "Oh, my god." "But hey, I'm not mad." "Because I know how to play the game." "Joy." "THE REVENANT" "Ahh!" "There are no actresses in this movie!" "My agent called you twice." "Then I called you 16 times." "You should have called me back." "THE DANISH GIRL" "Look at me." "I'm a black these bee yan, starring in his first dramatic role." "Ah!" "Hello?" "I'm the Danish girl!" "These danishes is good, girl!" "Nailed it." "THE MARTIAN" "Guys, I'm " " I'm here." "Oh, is he still up there?" "Oh, yeah." "Should we get him?" "Yeah, you should get me." "Don't worry, black astronaut, we will." "It will cost $2,500." "Oh, that's a lot." "Can we just leave him up there?" "Ah." "Guys, I can hear you." "I'm right here." "Hi." "Yeah, might be a PR problem." "I'll tell you what's a PR problem." "Spending 2,500 white dollars to save one black astronaut." "We'll all be out of jobs." "What?" "White dollars?" "Yeah, but I don't really see a black astronaut." "Do you see a black astronaut anywhere?" "I don't see a black astronaut." "I'm right here [ Bleep ]!" "Oh, gosh." "You want to get lunch?" "Oh, yeah." "What about to star?" "I haven't eaten since June." "Hey, where are you going?" "See." "Told you they weren't going to bring you back." "Hey mapi, can you help me?" "Kiss my ass." "No!" "It's hard to get a job." "But let me tell you some good news." "The Academy has taken steps to fix this problem." "That's why it is my honor to introduce the new director of our minority outreach program." "Please welcome miss Stacey Dash." "I cannot wait to help my people out." "Happy black history month!" "Thank you." "Hey you." "But enough about black people." "Let's bring out Sarah Silverman." "I'm here to introduce the first of tonight's nominees for best original song, "Writing's On the Wall."" "It's from "Spectre," the latest James Bond film, which I did not see." "I guess " " I guess I was a bond girl, in that I had sexual intercourse with James Bond followed by never hearing from him again ever." "Like, never, like, not even a text." "And I know he has a cell phone -- he has four of them." "It's tune." "Whatever." "Maybe he likes sleeping with vulnerable women with heavy" "Jewish Boobs and then never contacting them again." "Maybe that's his thing." "Know what my thing is?" "Being in front of 80 million people on live TV and saying whatever comes into my mind." "Oh, here's something." "James Bond, not a grower or a show-er." "I don't want to say he's terrible at sex, but he did sleep with 55 women in 24 movies and most of them tried to kill him afterwards." "And in my opinion, I don't think he's street enough." "But my personal mishigas aside, I'm here to introduce an artist who, through no fault of his own, sang the latest Bond theme song." "Singing "Writing's On The Wall," here is the brilliant Sam Smith." "¶ I've been here before ¶" "¶ but always hit the floor ¶" "¶ I've spent a lifetime running and I always get away ¶" "¶ but with you I'm feeling something ¶" "¶ that makes me want to stay ¶" "¶ if I risk it all ¶ ¶ could you break my fall?" "¶" "¶ how do I live?" "¶ ¶ how do I breathe?" "¶" "¶ when you're not here ¶ ¶ I'm suffocating ¶" "¶ I want to feel love ¶ ¶ run through my blood ¶" "¶ tell me is this where ¶ I give it all up ¶" "¶ for you ¶ ¶ I have to risk it all ¶" "¶ cause the Writing's On The Wall ¶" "¶ a million shards of glass that haunt me from my past ¶" "¶ as the stars begin to gather and the light begins to fade ¶" "¶ when all hope begins to shatter ¶" "¶ know that I won't be afraid ¶" "¶ if I risk it all ¶" "¶ could you break my fall?" "¶ ¶ How do I live?" "¶" "¶ How do I breathe?" "¶ ¶ when you're not here ¶" "¶ I'm suffocating ¶ ¶ I want to feel love ¶" "¶ run through my blood ¶ ¶ tell me is this where I give ¶" "¶ it all up for you ¶ ¶ I have to risk it all ¶" "¶ cause the Writing's On The Wall ¶" "Yeah!" "Amazing!" "No, hey, hey." "My favorite song is "Father Figure."" "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Kerry Washington and Superman himself, Henry Cavill." "Tonight, we're going to see highlights from the movies nominated for best picture." "The first is a Sci-Fi epic with heart, a classic adventure saga that's as big as an entire planet and yet occurs at the smallest possible human scale " "That of one man alone." "Here is "The Martian."" "This is space." "It does not cooperate." "Turns out he's alive and we left him on Mars." "He's going to starve to death." "At some point, everything is going to go south and you're going to say, this is it." "This is how I end." "Now, you can either accept that or you can an get to work." "Mission control, we are go for launch." "Let's go get our boy." "You solve one problem and you solve the next one and if you solve enough problems, you get to come home." "Our next nominee for best picture confronts the question -- how can you understand something that affected millions of people around the world, but which confounded us all?" "Thanks to some brilliant writing and directing, innovative editing and a fantastic ensemble cast," ""The Big Short" accomplished that remarkable feat, finding humor and pathos along the way." "Here is "The Big Short"." "What is that?" "That's America's housing market." "While the whole world was having a big old party, a few outsiders and weirdos saw what no one else could." "I want to short the housing market." "Who bets against housing?" "And they saw it by doing something, the rest of the suckers never thought to do" "They looked." "If we're right, people lose homes." "People lose jobs." "People lose pensions." "The housing market is rock solid." "It's a time bomb, and I want to short it." "You guys said you want to get rich, now you're rich." "In the years that followed, hundreds of bank executives went to jail." "THE BIG SHORT" "Just kidding." "And now, last year's Oscar-Winning supporting actor, J.K. Simmons." "The five women nominated for best supporting actress this year developed remarkably rounded and convincing characters a murderous fugitive with a price on her head, a young woman drawn into a forbidden relationship in the 1950s," "an intrepid reporter searching for truth, an artist whose spouse undergoes pioneering gender confirmation surgery and the plain-spoken marketing chief who goes toe-to-toe with Steve Jobs." "Here are the nominees for performance by an actress in a supporting role." "Jennifer Jason Leigh, "The Hateful Eight."" "You're making the biggest mistake of your life." "When our boys get here in a couple of days, cut your nuts off and there won't be a stick left in that town unburned." "Well, I guess I should be plum scared right now, huh?" "If you had any braunbrains, would be." "Rooney Mara, "Carol."" "What am I thinking?" "I'm thinking that I'm utterly selfish -- don't do this." "You had no idea." "How would you have known?" "And I should have said no to you, but I never say no." "And it's selfish, because -- because I just take everything and I don't know anything and I don't know what I want and how could I when all I ever do is say yes to everything?" "Rachel McAdams, "Spotlight."" "You admit to molesting boys at St. John The Baptist?" "Yes, yes, but -- as I said, I never got any pleasure from it." "That's important to understand." "Right." "But -- can you tell me where and how you fooled around with these boys?" "I want to be clear." "I never raped anyone." "There's a difference." "I should know." "How would you know?" "I was raped." "Alicia Vikander, "The Danish Girl."" "Exactly what happened between you and Sandahl last night?" "Nothing." "It was nothing." "Did he know it was you?" "It wasn't as simple as that." "I watched you kiss him, Einar." "Can you please make an effort?" "Kate Winslet, "Steve Jobs."" "You have to think you're having a bizarre overreaction to a 19-year-old girl allowing her mother to list her own house?" "She could have tried." "She's supposed to stop her mother?" "That particular mother " "She gave Chrisann her blessing to sell the house and she did it to spite me." "I don't care if she put a pipe bomb in the water heater." "You're going to fix it now." "And the Oscar goes to " "Alicia Vikander, for "The Danish Girl."" "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Alicia Vikander." "This is insane." "Wow." "Thank you so much, the Academy for this incredible recognition." "I share this with our fabulous crew and cast and I want to thank Gale and Ann and Nina and Working Title and Focus and Tom, where are you?" "My director -- thank you so much for your support and belief in me and " " Eddie, there you are." "Thank you for being the best acting partner." "I could have never done it without you." "You raised my game." "I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my dream team, which is Teresa, Charles, Laura, I want to thank my friends and my mom and dad -- thank you for giving me the belief that anything can happen even though I would have" "never believed this." "Thank you." "Coming up, Steve Carell and Tina Fey." "Music from the weekend." "Plus, more from Chris Rock." "We're black." "Um -- of all the girl on girl movies I watched this year," "I got to say, "Carol" was about the third-best." "Here to present the award for best costume design," "Academy Award Winner and a nominee tonight, ladies and gentlemen, miss Cate Blanchett." "Costumes are much more than just the clothes actors wear on screen." "They've been called the skin of the character, an integral part of defining the characters we play." "This award recognizes the style-makers, colorists and fabricators of that wonderful skin." "From their abundant imaginations came fairytale fashions, post-apocalyptic creations and precise historical reconstructions -- all of them masterpieces." "Here are the nominees for achievement in costume design." ""Cinderella," costume design by Sandy Powell." ""The Danish Girl," costume design by Paco Delgado." ""Carol," costume design by Sandy Powell." ""The Revenant," costume design by Jacqueline West." ""Mad Max:" "Fury Road," costume design by Jenny Beavan." "And the Oscar goes to " "Jenny Beavan, "Mad Max:" "Fury Road."" "This is the second Oscar and tenth nomination for Jenny Beavan, who took home her first Oscar in this category for "A Room With a View."" "What another lovely day." "Very quickly, if Ian Smith, our amazing executive producer from" "Scotland hadn't sent me a text, saying, what are you doing at the moment, and then got me on a plane out to meet George Miller and Doug Mitchell, I wouldn't, obviously, be standing here." "It was a year of our lives in the Namibian Desert." "We had the most amazing crew." "I hope that " " I heard they want ticker tape, the names were going on the screen, but honestly, if anybody wants to know more about any of them, just get in touch with me, through my wonderful agents Wayne Fitterman from William Morris" "and Sue Latimer from ARG." "But it was an incredible experience, so," "I just want to say one quite serious thing and I've been thinking about this a lot, but actually, it could be horribly prophetic, Mad Max, if we're not kinder to each other, and if we don't stop polluting our atmosphere," "so, you know, it could happen." "Please welcome Tina Fey and Oscar nominee," "Steve Carell." "Production designers take us to beautiful new worlds." "The interior of a spaceship." "The thing where a bear lives." "An art studio in 1920s, Copenhagen." "Tom Hanks's house?" "A tyrant's mountain lair in the dystopian steampunk future." "What?" "Tina has been drinking." "But that should not take away from the beautiful work of this year's nominees for best production design." "The nonimees are " ""Bridge Of Spies," production design by Adam Stockhausen and set decoration by Rena Deangelo and Bernhard Henrich." ""The Danish Girl," production design by Eve Stewart and set decoration by Michael Standish." ""The Martian," production design by Arthur Max and set decoration by Celia Bobak." ""The Revenant," production design by Jack Fisk and set decoration by Hamish Purdy." ""Mad Max:" "Fury Road," production design by Colin Gibson and set decoration by Lisa Thompson." "And the Oscar goes to " ""Max:" "Fury Road." Colin Gibson and Lisa Thompson, set decoration." "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Colin Gibson and Lisa Thompson." "It never ceases to annoy me how many people it takes to make me look competent, so you get one of these, you get an idea of the multitudes... the multitudes of Australians, New Zealanders, brits," "Americans, south africans, namibians, who all came together under George's vision to bring you a tale about a man with mental health issues, an amputee amazon and five runaway sex slaves, so, I'd like to chalk this one up" "as the first Oscar for diversity." "Thank you, Academy, and thank you to the most amazing crew." "Thank you." "Ladies and gentlemen, Margot Robbie and Oscar winner, Jared Leto." "Every actor knows that a memorable character is a collaboration with a lot of different people, especially with this next group of nominees." "Without the genius contributions of makeup artists and hair stylists, we wouldn't lose ourselves in classic films like "The Godfather," "Elephant Man", "Raging Bull", "Magic Mike 2."" "Think about it." "But let's be honest." "They deserve an award just for putting up with these actors, not to mention the prosthetics, the wigs." "The occasional merkin." "If you happen to be laughing, please explain it to the person next to you." "And if you aren't, Google it." "Here are the nominees for achievement in makeup and hairstyling." ""Mad Max:" "Fury Road,"" "Lesley Vanderwalt, Elka Wardega and Damian Martin." ""The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared"" "Love Larson and Eva Von Bahr." ""The Revenant," Sean Grigg, Duncan Jarman and Robert Pandini." "And the Oscar goes to " "Max:" "Fury Road."" "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Lesley Vanderwalt," "Elka Wardega and Damian Martin." "Wow." "Amazing." "You can pop the corks at home, we're bringing home gold." "Fantastic." "Thank you very much to the Academy." "Thank you very much to Warner Brothers." "Thank you to all of fantastic crew across the globe." "There were many of them, as Colin said." "A lot of it has already been said by Jenny and Colin, but once again, we want to thank" "George, who is, you know, it was his vision, his vision, and thank you for taking us all along." "You're amazing, George, we love you." "And just like to thank my parents and my beautiful one-week-old today daughter and her beautiful mother." "And all our supporters back home." "Thank you so much." "Thank you to the Academy." "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Oscar winner Benicio Del Toro and Jennifer Garner." "A "Revenant" -- a dead spirit that comes back to life to terrorize the living." "Regarding our next best picture nominee, it represents the extraordinary power of human endurance." "Inspired by true events, it's the epic tale of a legendary explorer's quest to survive a vicious winter and find redemption after he's brutally mauled and left for dead." "Here is "The Revenant."" "You know how far I came for him." "He's afraid." "THE REVENANT" "Right here on the smart end of this rifle." "Be here for as long as necessary." "I understand." "I do that for you." "I aunt afraid to die." "I've done it already." "In our next best picture nominee, civilization has collapsed and the world is a toxic wasteland." "Two rebels are pursued by a ruthless tyrant and his gangs in a high-octane road war." "Here is "Mad Max:" "Fury Road."" "As the world fell, each of us, in our own way, was broken." "It was hard to know who was more crazy." "Me or everyone else." "I am the one reduced to a single entity." "Survive." "My name is Max." "Coming up, more From Chris Rock live." "Okay, it's always fascinating to meet the real people that the movies are based on." "And some of them are here tonight." "From "Joy," the real Joy Mangano, here." "Give it up for joy." "From "Spotlight," the Boston globe reporter, the real Mike Rezendes is here." "Give it up for Mike." "And from "Straight Outta Compton," the real Suge Knight is here." "Give it up for Suge." "Glad to see you could make it, Suge." "Please welcome one of tonight's nominees, Rachel McAdams, and a shoulda been nominee, Michael B. Jordan." "The unique visual styles composed by our next nominees were achieved by creative use of formats as varied as the stories they captured." "From a soft and subtle love story shot on super 16-millimeter film, to a larger-than-life action thriller shot in the widest widescreen 70-millimeter format, not used since the 1960s, here are the nominees for achievement in cinematography." ""The Hateful Eight," Robert Richardson." ""Carol," Ed Lachman." ""Sicario," Roger Deakins." ""Mad Max:" "Fury Road," John Seale." ""The Revenant," Emmanuel Lubezki." "And the Oscar goes to " "Emmanuel Lubezki." ""The Revenant."" "This is the second win for Emanuel Lubezki." "He has a total of eight career nominations." "Academy, thank you so much." "This is incredible." "I want to share it with the cast and crew, especially with my compadre, Iñárritu." "Señor Pacho Alejandro and I want to show this also Leo and Tom, for their great performance." "All the producers, New Regency and Fox, for all the freedom and support." "My wife, Lauren, Ale, Dani, I love you so much." "Daniela, happy birthday." "To my parents, my friends and to all the cinematographers that were nominated with me," "I admire you so much, I love your work." "Alejandro, thank you so much." "And now, please welcome" "Priyanka Chopra and Liev Schreiber." "All night tonight, we've been taking you through the filmmaking process as we present this year's Oscars." "We started with the script, added in our essential production elements -- design, costumes, hair and make-up and cinematography." "Once shooting begins, the footage eventually ends up in the skillful hands of an editor." "The subtle brilliance of this next group of artists comes through in the almost invisible rhythms of great filmmaking." "Here are the nominees for achievement in film editing." ""The Big Short," Hank Corwin." "From the Boston Globe." "What do you want?" ""Spotlight," Tom MCardle." "I would just like to ask a few " ""The Revenant," Stephen Mirrione." ""Star Wars:" "The Force Awakens," Maryann Brandon and Mary Jo Markey." ""Mad Max:" "Fury Road," Margaret Sixel." "And the Oscar goes to " "Margaret Sixel, "Mad Max:" "Fury Road."" "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Margaret Sixel." "Wow." "Mad Max is doing okay tonight." "Thank you so much to the Academy." "Mad Max was the best reviewed film of 2015." "Audiences loved it, and to be honored tonight is just more than we could have ever hoped for." "But it took enormous creative courage and guts to make this film." "So, I want to say thanks to George Miller, Doug Mitchell, the whole crew that endured six months in the desert to bring back the most amazing footage." "It's in the edit room that the film is finally forged." "It's the final rewrite." "So, I want to to salute my beloved picture department who are in Sydney, and all who work in post, who work with their hands, heads and most importantly, their hearts." "Thank you." "In honor of black history month, the Academy of Motion" "Pictures and Arts and Science has prepared this special presentation." "Let's take a look." "BLACK HISTORY MONTH MINUTE" "Hello." "I'm Angela Bassett." "The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has long acknowledged people of color." "And tonight, we honor someone who has shattered barriers with his groundbreaking performances." "Whether in serious dramas like" ""Enemy of The State" or in Whimsical Productions like" "Shark Tale, or as part of an iconic musical duo when he was a fresher talent, this man has long been an inspiration to his people." "You can call it actor, producer, comedian, musician." "But we just like to call him Jack Black." "For Black History Month Minute, I'm Angela Bassett." "The minions are on their way." "And coming up, music from the weekend, and Lady Gaga." "Please welcome Chadwick Boseman and Chris Evans." "Chris and I have been asked to present two awards to the incredibly talented people responsible for stirring our imagination through the use of sound." "Sound adds dimension to film, whether it be simple and naturalistic or terrifying and out of this world." "First up, here are the nominees for achievement in sound editing." "And the Oscar goes to " ""Mad Max:" "Fury Road," Mark Mangini and David White." "This is the first Oscar and nomination for David White." "The first win and fourth nomination for Mark Mangini, who was previously Tom Nate nominated" "Yes!" "Yes!" "For thousands of years, we've been telling stories in the dark around a flickering light." "Whether a campfire or a projector," "David and I do it with sound." "George Miller would tell us, Mad Max is a film we see with our ears." "I knew sound could tell my story, but nothing quite like this." "Sound artists are story tellers." "Thank you, George." "I hope to see you around the next campfire." "Yeah, I'm so proud, so proud to work on this loud, loud, loud film that actually had silence in it." "So good to work with this guy and I'm proud to represent my Australian colleagues." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Go George!" "All right." "Why not?" "The next Oscar is for sound mixing." "It recognizes the complex art of precisely manipulating single effect, from the faintest breath to the loudest explosion." "Here are the nominees." "Use the cables from the guideline." "Anchor it with the rover!" "Watch out!" "Can I try that?" "I like this thing!" "And the Oscar goes to " ""Mad Max:" "Fury Road," Chris Jenkins, Gregg Rudloff, Ben Osmo." "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Ben Osmo." "The third win and fifth nomination for Chris Jenkins." "And the third win and seventh nomination for Gregg Rudloff." "Thank you very much." "First of all, big shoutout to the Academy." "Thank you for all your support of our creative craft." "To our fellow nominees, we can't say enough." "We are so proud to be in your company and we're so proud to represent tonight." "To George Miller, you are the heart and soul of all of this." "Can't say enough about you." "Thank you, thank you, thank you for giving us the opportunity." "To Warner Brothers, to all of our friends there, the people that support us, and most of all, to our families, to Jean and to Sue, to James up in the cheap seats, thank you all very, very much." "Thanks, everybody." "Thanks to all the Australians, Namibians." "AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THE ACTING CHOPS AND THE" "DESIRE TO GET INSIDE A CHARACTER," "YOU CAN PLAY ANYTHING." "Andy Serkis" "You see?" "Go!" "And now, here is actor and performance capture artist, Andy Serkis." "Thank you." "Thank you." "The most important thing to know about visual effects is that no matter how revolutionary or sophisticated the technology we use is, it still takes beating hearts and minds of human becomes to make movie magic." "As film makers and as actors in the 21st century, we can create any world we want." "We can play anything we want." "Chris, if you were to put on a motion capture suit right now, you could play a planet threatening monster to Donald Trump and" "actually that's not very diverse, but anyway." "Having had the honor of working with many of the greatest," "I have a real special appreciation for the men and women that dedicate themselves and find the delicate balance between illusion and flesh and blood." "Here are the nominees for this year's achievements in visual effects." ""Star Wars:" "The Force Awakens," Roger Guyett, Patrick Tubach," "Neal Scanlan and Chris Corbould." ""Ex Machina," Andrew Whitehurst," "Paul Norris, Mark Ardington and Sara Bennett." ""The Revenant," Rich McBride, Matthew Shumway, Jason Smith and Cameron Waldbauer." ""The Martian," Richard Stammers, Anders Langlands, Chris Lawrence and Steven Warner." ""Mad Max:" "Fury Road," Andrew Jackson, Tom Wood," "Dan Oliver and Andy Williams." "And the Oscar goes to " ""Ex Machina." Andrew Whitehurst, Paul Norris," "Mark Ardington and Sara Bennett." "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Andrew Whitehurst," "Paul Norris, Mark Ardington and Sara Bennett." "I'm really bad at predicting this, apparently." "This is so utterly unexpected." "Visual effects is massively a team game." "More so maybe than any other department." "We have to thank people in two directions." "We've got to thank the studio, we've got to thank production," "Alex for being an amazing director." "And we have to thank the teams of artists, production and technical personnel and double negative and utopia who are amazing." "Without them, we are nothing." "Thank you so, so much." "Thank you." "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Olivia Munn and Jason Segel." "People often complain " "Jason, the Oscars are too short." "You simply don't give out enough awards." "Which is why we held a whole other Oscars two weeks before tonight that's so exclusive, none of you could come." "The annual Sci-Tech Awards." "You know it." "The Academy's Sci-Tech Awards honor the wizards who not only see the future of movies, but invent new ways to bring that vision to life." "Jason and I were honored to host this year's ceremony and bask in the achievements of Hollywood's top engineers, programmers and scientists to find out the exact day robots take over." "August 27." "Here are some highlights." "This year's 11 sicientific and technical awards went to -- a gigantic inflatable green screen." "Four different media review stations each allowing simultaneous collaboration by artists around the world." "An amazing color monitor." "And a revolutionary animation system that uses 3-d printers." "And then there was the -- image shaker!" "A device that allows cameramen to create earthquakes on demand." "Let's not leave out the software." "There was a 3-d texturing tool." "And a tracking system that creates fantastically real images." "Lastly, the Academy saluted" "SMPTE, for 100 years of setting the technical standards for our industry." "On behalf of the society of motion picture and television engineers," "I thank the academy for this prestigious recognition." "This is not the way to our seats!" "[ R2-d2 beeping ]" "I forgot the tickets?" "How dare you!" "The tickets were your job, nitwit." "Don't encourage him, bb-8." "[ R2-d2 beeping ]" "Actually, I do not look like him." "He happens to look rather like me." "How do you think we made it this far?" "[ Bb-8 beeping ]" "Where?" "Oh, my!" "It is John Williams!" "I always enjoy hearing his music." "He's so very talented for a human." "His 50th oscar nomination tonight?" "My goodness!" "And he has already won five for composing." "No wonder he has a good seat." "[ Bb-8 beeping ]" "Yes, we must find ours at once." "Come along, you two." "Hmm." "He is quite handsome, I suppose." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait for me!" "R-2!" "Bb-8!" "Don't leave me!" "Episode 88 STILL TO COME..." "The minions invade ou stage." "Buzz Lightyear and Woody celebrate 20 years together." "The Weeknd performs "Earned It."" "It's the Oscars on ABC." "Hey, hey, are you guys enjoying the show?" "It's not that bad, right?" "Ok." "I've been out here working for a couple of weeks, for a little while, right?" "And I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life" "I have missed most of girls-scout cookie season" "I haven't been there to help them sell their cookies so last night," "Zohra, my youngest, called me up and said, daddy how come we never sell the most cookies?" "How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?" "So, I want you all, it would mean so much to my two little girls, if we could beat Linda Dunn." "So I want you to reach into your millionaire pockets and I want you to buy some of my daughters girls-scout cookies." "Look at my babies up there!" "Are you going to deny my princesses some cookies?" "All right, Tina fey!" "Tina fey, get that money, girl." "Make that money, girl." "Tina fey." "Right here!" "Charlize Theron." "Yes." "You get them." "You get them." "Leo!" "You made $30 million." "Come on." "Come on!" "Michael B. Jordan's here." "Michael B. Jordan's here." "You know what?" "No, no, you got enough girl." "Come on." "Let's get this money." "Let's get this money!" "All right." "Thank you." "Give it to the girls." "Oh, Lou Gossett." "Watch out now." "You diabetes." "You can't have these." "While this is going on, let's get back to the Awards." "Here to present the Oscar for best animated short film, please, welcome the minions!" "Thank you!" "Ah " "It is with great plesure that we present the animated short category." "These talented artists have worked weeks, months, years to make their dreams come true." "And the nominees are..." ""Bear Story," Gabriel Osorio and Pato Escala." ""Prologue," Richard Williams and Imogen Sutton." ""Sanjay's Super Team," Sanjay Patel and Nicole Grindle." ""We Can't Live Without Cosmos," Konstantin Bronzit." ""World of Tomorrow," Don Hertzfeldt." "And the Oscar goes to..." ""Bear Story."" ""Bear Story," Gabriel Osorio and Pato Escala." "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Gabriel Osorio and Pato Escala." "Wow." "We are really happy right now." "We want to thank the Academy, our families, and everyone in Chile who have supported us and trusts in our work." "Personally, I want to dedicate this achievement to my grandfather, who is the one who inspired this story, and to all the people, like him, who have suffered in exile." "We really hope that this must never happen again." "Thanks." "Thank you, all." "We are from a small country called Chile." "This is the first Oscar for our country." "So, this is very important for us -- thank you all." "A big hug for everyone." "Long live Chile!" "To present the Award for Best Animated Feature as they celebrate the 20th anniversary of "Toy Story,"" "here are buzz lightyear and Woody." "Wow, Buzz, can you believe, it's been 20 years since you and I met in Andy's room?" "You mean 20 years since you tried to terminate me by pushing me out the window in Andy's room." "Come on, buzz." "I told you, that was an accident." "Besides, if it wasn't for me, you'd still be walking around like a clueless space ranger." "Hi, I'm buzz lightyear." "I come in peace." "To infinity and beyond." "Really?" "You're going to mock me in front of 900 million people at The Academy Awards." "Look, Buzz, an alien." "Where?" "If it wasn't for me, you'd be walking around like an old cowboy TV star." "Hey!" "Howdy hey, you're my favorite deputy." "Yee-haw!" "Ride like the wind." "All right, enough already." "The nominees for animated " "Come on, Buzz." "You're right, budy." "The nominees for animated feature film are " ""Shaun The Sheep Movie," Mark Burton and Richard Starzak." ""Anomalisa," Charlie Kaufman, Duke Johnson and Rosa Tran." ""Boy and The World," Alê Abreu." ""When Marnie Was There," Hiromasa Yonebayashi and Yoshiaki Nishimura." ""Inside Out," Pete Docter and Jonas Rivera." "And the envelope please." "Thanks, guys." "You're welcome." "And the Oscar goes to " ""Inside Out", Pete Docter and Jonas Rivera." "This is the first Oscar and second nomination for Jonas Rivera." "The second Oscar and nomination for Pete Docter, who is also nominated for best screenplay this year for "Inside Out."" "He took home his first Oscar in this category for "Up."" "We are so lucky, not just us, but everyone in this room, because, regardless of a gold man or not, we get to make stuff," "Right, we do, and on this film, every single story board, every single frame, cut, line of dialogue, every single pixel was done by the amazing artists we work with at Pixar, led by John Lasseter." "They should be up there with us tonight." "We love them." "Along with our amazing cast." "Best cast ever assembled, animated or otherwisewe we love you." "We want to thank our wives, Amanda " " Michelle." "Our kids." "This was born from watching our kids grow up, which is not easy." "Any one out there whose in Junior high, high school, working it out, suffering, there are days you are going to feel sad, angry, scared." "That's nothing you can choose, but you can make stuff." "Make films, draw, write, it will make a world of difference." "Thank you." "Please welcome next year's host, Kevin Hart." "Hello." "Hey, man, make some noise for Chris Rock, doing an amazing job up here." "My guy." "My guy." "Ah, look, before I do this, I want to take a second to get something off my chest." "First and foremost, I'm a positive guy." "I feed off positive energy and I feel like positive overall beats negative." "With that being said, I want to take a moment to applaud all of my actors and actresses of color that didn't get nominated tonight." "The reason why I say that is because I want them to understand that tonight should not determine the hard work and effort that you put into your craft." "At the end of the day, we love what we do and we are breaking major ground doing it." "These problems of today will become problems of the old." "Let's not let this negative issue of diversity beat us." "Let's continue to do what we do best and work hard." "With that being said -- congratulations on an amazing year, okay?" "That's from me to them." "Congratulations." "I also want to say that I only came tonight because I thought for sure that I would get a seat in the front row and it still didn't happen." "I don't know why, but I thought this was the year to kind of show my face more in the front row because of all of the black stuff that was going on." "I was like, they'll go to me." "And you didn't." "But whatever." "It's okay." "I have a suit with shiny stuff on it, so, I still made a statement." "Okay, guys, right now, let's move on with the show." "Listen." "Our second nominated song tonight was a big hit for this next performer, who actually dominated the R  B Charts in 2016." "Performing "Earned It" from "Fifty Shades of Grey,"" "ladies and gentlemen, please make some noise for my guy, the weekend." "¶ you make it look like it's magic ¶" "¶ 'cause I see nobody nobody but you, you, you ¶" "¶ I'm never confused ¶" "¶ hey, hey I'm so used to being used ¶" "¶ so I love when you call unexpected. ¶" "¶ 'cause I hate when the moment's expected ¶" "¶ so i'ma care for you, you, you ¶" "¶ I'ma care for you, you, you, you yeah ¶" "¶ 'cause, girl, you're perfect you're always worth it ¶" "¶ and you deserve it the way you work it ¶" "¶ 'cause, girl, you earn earned it ¶" "¶ girl you earn earned it ¶ ¶ on that lonely night" "¶ we said it wouldn't be love ¶ ¶ but we felt the rush ¶" "¶ it made us believe it was only us ¶" "¶ convinced we were broken inside ¶" "¶ yeah inside yeah ¶ ¶ 'cause, girl, you're perfect ¶" "¶ and you deserve it the way you work it ¶" "40 years after his big screen debut, will Rocky Balboa knock out his opponents?" "We'll find out, when the Oscars return live from the Dolby Theatre, on ABC." "Please welcome Academy Award Winners" "Kate Winslet and Reese Witherspoon." "A game of cat and mouse during the most frigid moments of the cold war shapes the story of our next best picture nominee." "When a Soviet spy is captured and put on trial, one American must defend his country's fundamental principles of justice and decency against enemies both foreign and domestic." "Here is "Bridge of Spies."" "I pledge Alleen Lee Jans to the flag." "We have engaged in a war with the Soviet Union." "Soviets got their guy." "We want you to negotiate the swap." "I'm an insurance agent." "You work for the CIA now." "Do you know how people will look at us?" "The family of a man trying to free a traitor." "You should be careful." "You do not know who you are dealing with." "What's the next move when you don't know what the game is." "BRIDGE OF SPIES And justice for all." "Our next best picture nominee recounts a true story of fearless local journalism." "Despite obstacles at every turn, a team of undaunted reporters investigates allegations of sexual abuse in one of the world's most powerful institutions." "Here is "Spotlight."" "The Boston priest abused 80 kids." "The church did nothing." "That strikes me as an essential story to a local paper." "That's what your team would do?" "We're going after the system." "We're going to tell this story." "We're going to tell it right." "This is not just Boston." "And it goes right to the Vatican." "We got to go with this now." "No, I'm not going to rush the story." "If it takes a village to raise a chide, it takes a village to abuse one." "How do you say no to God, right?" "Powerful!" "Thank you, all." "Tonight, I've been calling out Hollywood for its lack of diversity and I don't want to just complain." "I want to help solve the problem and that's going to take a fresh perspective." "So, I went far away from Hollywood," "I went as far away as I could." "I went to my favorite movie theater in Compton." "Let's take a look." "In your own words, what is the Oscar controversy about?" "Well, I guess it's about giving blacks a chance to win." "Were you upset when you heard there were no black nominees this year?" "Actually " " I mean, I wasn't surprised, but I mean, kind of bothered me a little bit." "It was terrible." "I mean, like, smack a white man bad?" "Almost." "You still go to jail in L.A. for smacking a white man." "You get three years for ahard look." "Right about that." "Did you think about rioting and looting?" "No, we did that already and I didn't get nothing the first time." "I was too little." "This was your time to get that TV." "I know, right?" "So, did you see any of the Oscar-nominated movies." "You see "Spotlight?" No, what the hell is that?" ""Spotlight?" No." "No." "Do you feel that "Trumbo" should have been a bigger hit?" "Where?" "About Brooklyn?" "No, I don't see Brooklyn." "Did you see "The Big Short?" I did not." "About "Bridge of Spies?"" "Where are you getting these movies from?" "No, they're real movies." "I come to the movies all the time." "These are real movies." "Like, in London and stuff?" "Did you see "Bridge of Spies?"" "No." "No." "No, I did not." "I have never heard of that movie." "Tom Hanks." "I've heard of him." "And Steven Spielberg." "I've heard of him." "Did you see "Straight Outta Compton."" "I did see that." "I loved it." "Of course." "Oh, yeah." "Yes, I did." "Oh, hell yes." "What's your favorite movie of all time?" ""Super Flex."" ""Super Fly."" "Now, what was your favorite white movie of the year?" "Oh, man." ""By The Sea." With " "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie." "Wow." "Not even they would say that." "Here's a real Oscar." "I'm going to give you this and I want you to look into that camera and give your speech." "I want you to tell Hollywood how you feel right now." "Um -- first and fore most, I'd like to thank God." "This should be not just white, it should be Asian, hispanic, there's so much talent out there of all races." "I feel like most of y'all kind of owe us, so, you're not really hip to, what, the younger people like." "I like to thank the Academy for nominating yet another white person this year." "I would complain, but it was me, so, maybe I'll complain next year." "You give black actors more awards, because they deserve it and they work hard for it just like anybody else." "How about that?" "America." "Yeah." "I take this home." "No, no." "What?" "Please welcome last year's Oscar-Winning supporting actress, Patricia Arquette." "Consider five powerful performances, each one compelling, original, unique." "An ex-neurologist turned financial genius." "A disloyal and sadistic fur trapper." "A persuasive investigative journalist." "A Soviet spy, pivotal to a prisoner exchange." "And an aging fighter named Rocky Balboa." "These are the characters given thoughtful portrayals by the men nominated for performance by an actor in a supporting role." "Here are the nominees." "Christian Bale, "The Big Short."" "The housing market is propped up on these bad loans." "It's a time bomb." "I want to short it." "Through what instrument, Michael?" "There are no insurance contracts or options for mortgage bonds." "The bonds are too stable." "Lawrence -- just -- this is what I'm going to do." "I am going to get a bank to make me one." "Tom Hardy, "The Revenant."" "You lie to me." "I had to scare some sense into you boy." "There is no point either of us dying here, do you understand?" "The way I see it, I saved your life twice now son." "I ought to be God to you" "God giveth, God taketh away." "Mark Ruffalo, "Spotlight."" "They knew and they let it happen to kids." "OK!" "It could have been you." "It could have been me." "It could have been any of us." "We got to nail these scum bags." "We have to show people that nobody can get away with this." "Not a priest or a cardinal or a freaking pope." "Mark Rylance, "Bridge of Spies."" "Waiting for another man?" "Yep." "You want him, too?" "I want him." "Doesn't matter what he wants." "I'm in charge and you are free to go." "Please go." "[ Speaking foreign language ]" "I can wait." "Sylvester Stallone, "Creed."" "I don't even know what I'm doing here." "I got other plans in my life and this wasn't part of it." "Your father was special." "Tell you the truth, I don't know if you're special." "Only you will know that." "I ain't going to come overnight." "You are going to take a beating." "You are going to get knocked out, you're going to get up and we're going to see if you got the right thing." "But you got to work hard." "I swear to God, if you're not going to do it " " I'm out." "Oh, sorry." "And the Oscar goes to " "Mark Rylance, "Bridge of Spies."" "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Mark Rylance." "I've always " " I've always just adored stories, hearing them, seeing them, being in them, so, for me to have the chance to work with, I think, one of the greatest storytellers of our time, Steven Spielberg," "has just been such an honor." "And unlike some of the leaders we're being presented with these days, he leads with such love, he is surrounded by masters in every craft, on this film every craft, and not the least, Mr. Tom Hanks." "People, I'm so pleased that our film has been nominated so many times, and as a face of the film, I meet many people in the streets and it's lovely to have them, they are always saying," "would it help, and all that stuff." "And if you ever wonder about acting with tom Hanks, would it help, the answer is clearly yes." "I want to just say thank you to my fellow nominees, how they separate my acting from your glorious acting in these wonderful films that you are in." "Which everyone must to see." "I don't know how they separated the five of us from all the other supporting actors making films at the moment." "It's a wonderful time to be an actor and I'm proud to be part of it." "Thank you." "Coming Up, Louis C.K., more from Chris Rock," "Lady Gaga performs and a special tribute from Dave Grohl." "I know you're hungry." "You wish you got a cookie right now, all right?" "You know our next presenter from his show "Horace and Pete"" "and his work on the Emmy-winning "Chris Rock Show."" "Please welcome Louis C.K." "That's good, man, thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I'm here to present the award for best documentary short film." "Which is my favorite award." "This is easily my favorite subject." "It really is." "Because, this is the one Academy Award that has the opportunity to change a life." "Because, I mean, I'm happy for all of you, but you came here winners and you are leaving millionaires." "Not going to make that big a difference." "The rest of the Oscars are going to mansions and the home of people with good unions and who will always work." "This is Documentary Short film." "You cannot " "it's not even documentary feature, you know?" "Al Gore got one of those and Michael Moore." "This is -- no, you cannot make a dime on this." "These people will never be rich as long as they live." "So, this Oscar means something, because all they do is tell stories that are important." "Now, you all do, but you also get rich." "But these people -- all they got is this Oscar is going home in a Honda Civic." "The person who owns this -- this Oscar is going to be the nicest thing they ever own in their life." "It's going to give them anxiety to keep it in their crappy apartment." "Here are the nominees for best documentary short subject." ""Body Team 12," David Darg and Bryn Mooser." ""Chau, Beyond The Lines," Courtney Marsh and Jerry Franck." ""Claude Lanzmann:" "Spectres of The Shoah," Adam Benzine." ""A Girl In The River The Price of Forgiveness,"" "Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy." ""Last Day of Freedom," Dee Hibbert-Jones and Nomi Talisman." "And the Oscar goes to " "Mad Max -- no." ""A Girl In The River:" "The Price of Forgiveness,"" "Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy." "This is the second Oscar and second nomination for Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy." "Thank God, I have two of them now." "This is what happens when determined women get together." "From Saba, the woman in my film who remarkably survived an honor killing and shared her story, to Sheila Nevins and Lisa Heller from HBO, to Tina Brown, who supported me from day one." "To the men who champion women like Geof Bartz in my film, who's edited the film, Asad Faruqi, to my friend Ziad, who brought this film to the government, to all the brave men out there," "like my father and my husband, who push women to go to school and work and who want more just society for women." "Last week -- this week, the Pakistani prime minister has said that he will change the law on honor killing after watching this film." "That is the power of film." "And now, please welcome Daisy Ridley and Dev Patel." "Stories of real life and real lives are where all documentaries start." "When these true stories are turned into great films, they can engage audiences with a special intensity." "This year's documentary masterpieces include two biographies including the troubled artists, and three films about people fighting back against oppression and injustice when politics become deeply personal." "Here are the nominees for best documentary feature." ""Amy," Asif Kapadia and James Gay-Rees." "I don't think I'm going to be at all famous " "I don't think I could handle it." ""Cartel Land," Matthew Heineman and Tom Yellin." "You can't stop the cartel." "No matter what you do." ""The Look of Silence,"" "Joshua Oppenheimer and Signe Byrge Sorensen." "There may be hundreds of thousands fo victims here." ""What happened, Miss Simone?"" "Liz Garbus, Amy Hobby and Justin Wilkes." "Nina Simone was a free spirit, in an era that didn't really appreciate a woman's genius." ""Winter on Fire:" "Ukraine's Fight For Freedom,"" "Evgeny Afineevsky and Den Tolmor." "Revolution, Revolution!" "And the Oscar goes to " ""Amy," Asif Kapadia and James Gay-Rees." "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Asif Kapadia and James Gay-Rees." "Oh, wow." "Thank you." "Amazing!" "Thank you to everyone in the Academy, everyone that voted for us." "All the love you have shown to the film." "To the contributors, everyone that trusted us to actually make this film." "This film is all about Amy, showing the world who she really was, not her tabloid persona," "The beautiful girl, the amazing soul." "Funny, intelligent, witty, someone special, someone who needed looking after." "We just wanted to show the world who she really was." "Thank you to A-24, the whole team in the U.S., the gang at On The Corner, our friends at Cinetic, everybody at Universal:" "David Joseph, Adam Barker, Chris King, our editor, this is for you, my friend." "And lastly, this is for the fans," "Amy's fans who loved her through thick and thin." "that's all she ever really needed." "Thank you very much." "And our families and our wives and our children." "Thank you." "You know, the people that made Ukraine on fire are going to hate Amy Winehouse's music for the rest of their lives." "Cut that off." "As always, the result of tonight's Academy Awards have been tabulated by Price Waterhouse Cooper" "They sent us their most dedicated and hardworking representatives" "So I want you please welcome" "Ming Zu, Bai Ling and David Moscowi." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Thank guys." "If anybody is upset about that joke, just tweet about it on your phone that was also made by these kids." "Okay?" "Coming up, performances from Dave Grohl and Lady Gaga and more from Chris Rock." "All right, guys." "The big moment of the night." "And I'm not talking about best picture." "No." "We're about to see how much money we raised selling girl scout cookies, all right?" "That's right." "I want to thank all of you, because a lot of you kicked in." "A lot of you kicked in." "Harvey Weinstein, kiss my ass." "But everybody else, I love you, okay?" "My daughters cannot wait to see how much money we have raised." "So, here we go with this tote board." "Now, last year -- last year, we made, you know, $600 and finished number two." "So, let's see if we did it." "Okay, Linda Dunn." "Here we come." "Let's -- oh, yes!" "$65,243." "Thank you." "And I want to send a special thanks to Suge Knight for buying the most cookies." "Thank you, Suge." "Thanks a lot, Suge, all right." "Oh, man, this is great." "Lola, Zora, love you." "See you Tuesday." "Please welcome Academy Award winner Whoopi Goldberg." "In addition to the golden statues we're presenting tonight, the Academy's Board of Governors honors individuals contributions to all the motion picture arts and sciences, and for humanitarian efforts that have brought credit to our industry." "Last November, three outstanding Academy Award nominated artists for recognize with honorary Oscars -- actress Gena Rowlands," "filmmaker Spike Lee and with the Jean Hersholt humanitarian award, actress Debbie Reynolds." "And here are a few moments from the celebration." "Gena Rowlands smashed the female stereotype of her time." "She has had the most profound influence on my work." "It's all shiny and handsome," "If no one objects," "I think I'll take him home with me tonight." "I am truly proud and deeply honored to present the remarkable Debbie Reynolds" "with the Jean Hersholt humanitarian award." "Debdebbie, for everything you are and everything you've done, thank you." "It's been a wonderful journey with a wonderful friend, who inspires me a lot." "Our partner, pioneer, phenomenon." "It is easier to be the President of the United States as a black person than the head of a studio." "I didn't find film." "Film found me." "Thank you very much." "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Cheryl Boone Isaacs." "On behalf of the Academy, congratulations to all the nominees and Oscar winners." "Your work is the reason this was an amazing year in our industry." "Your artistry and skills are truly worthy of the academy's highest honor." "And as we reflect upon your work of the past year, tonight is also a time to talk about the future." "The Oscars celebrate the storytellers who have the opportunity to work in the powerful medium of film." "And with that opportunity comes responsibility." "Our audiences are global and rich in diversity, and every facet of our industry should be as well." "Everyone in the Hollywood community has a role to play in bringing about the vital changes the industry needs so that we can accurately reflect the world today." "The Academy Board of Governors recently took concrete action and sent a message that inclusion only serves to make us all stronger." "And it's important that the members of the academy, and everyone in this room, help deliver that message." "Each of you is an ambassador who can influence others in the industry." "It's not enough to just listen and agree." "We must take action." "While change is often difficult, it is necessary." "Dr. Martin Luther King once said," ""The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."" "I am confident that together we can shape a future of which all of us can be proud." "Thank you." "And now, please welcome Academy Award Winner," "Louis Gossett Jr." "Thank you." "Every time we reminisce about a moving scene, laugh at a priceless bit of comedy or recall a story that gave us a new outlook on life, we honor the artists behind those moments." "Now, tonight, we celebrate the fine work in the movies, we also reflect on some of the unforgettable members of our community we have lost during the last year." "So now, with this special performance by Dave Grohl, let's remember some cherished friends whose lasting work continues to inspire and entertain the world." "¶ Blackbird singing in the dead of night ¶" "¶ take these broken wings and learn to fly ¶" "¶ all your life ¶" "¶ you were only waiting for this moment to arise ¶" "¶ blackbird singing in the dead of night ¶" "¶ take these sunken eyes and learn to see ¶" "To us, Mr. Bond." "We are the best." "¶ You were only waiting for this moment to be free ¶" "¶ blackbird fly ¶" "¶ blackbird fly ¶" "I wish you the best of everything." "Truly for some men, nothing is written unless they write it." "Now you're talking." "We got old Herbie back!" "I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses." "¶ Blackbird fly blackbird fly ¶" "¶ into the light of black night ¶" "The Corleone damn wants to buy me out?" "No, I buy you out." "You don't buy me out." "¶ blackbird singing in the dead of night ¶" "¶ take these broken wings and learn to fly ¶" "¶ all your life ¶" "¶ you were only waiting for this moment to arise ¶" "¶ blackbird singing in the dead of night ¶" "¶ take these broken wings and learn to fly ¶" "¶ all your life you were only waiting ¶" "¶ for this moment to arise ¶" "I believe I might be of service." "¶ you were only waiting for this moment to arise ¶" "I have always been and always shall be your friend." "All right, before we move on, I want to give a thanks to the girl scouts of Los Angeles for their help." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Woo, this is close to me." "All right, from "Room," please welcome Jacob Tremblay, and my man -- wait, oh, Abraham Attah." "Come on." "We're here to present the award for " "Thanks, Chris." "I loved you in "Madagascar."" "He's a zebra." "He's hilarious." "For obvious reasons, Abraham and I are here tonight to present the Oscar for best live action short." "The nominees this year show that when it comes to making an impact on the big screen, size really doesn't matter." "Here are the nominees for best live action short film." ""Ave Maria," Basil Khalil and Eric Dupont." ""Day one," Henry Hughes." ""Everything will be okay Alles Wird Gut," Patrick Vollrath." ""Shok," Jamie Donoughue." ""Stutterer," Benjamin Cleary and Serena Armitage." "And the Oscar goes to " "Serena Armitage." "This is the first Oscar and nomination for for Benjamin Clearly and Serena Armitage." "You know, when you make your first ever film, you got to convince a lot of people to jump on board and take a risk for the first time director, and, you know, to every single member" "of the cast and crew, to jump on board, I'm forever grateful." "To the Academy, for this award, it's such a huge honor." "Thank you so much." "To my amazing parents, for the support, thank you." "And Matthew, you are this film, brother." "Thank you so much." "Every day is a proud day to be Irish, but today more than usual." "For everyone back home for all the support, thank you so much." "On behalf of myself and Shawn, we just want to thank Ben for bringing us on the journey and for the academy for honoring short films." "Thank you." "Please welcome international stars" "Sofia Vergara and Byung-hun Lee." "Good evening." "Buenas noches." "This year's nominees for foreign language film all showcase the special ability of movies to transport us in space and time." "An outpost in Afghanistan, a Nazi concentration camp, a conservative turkish village, the Amazon rain forest, and the middle east during World War I." "All of this year's films take place on battlefields of one sort or another." "The filmmakers explore the fundamental aspects of humanity that both divide us and, sometimes, bind us together." "Here are the nominees for best foreign language film." "From Colombia, "Embrace of The Serpent," directed by Ciro Guerra." "From France, "Mustang," directed by Deniz Gamze Erguven." "From Hungary, "Son of Saul," directed by Laszlo Nemes." "From Jordan, "Theeb," directed by Naji Abu Nowar." "From Denmark, "A War," directed by Tobias Lindholm." "And the Oscar goes to " ""Son of Saul," Hungary." "This is the second Oscar and ninth nomination for Hungary." "Wow." "Thanks to the Academy for this incredible honor." "Thank you for Tom Bernard," "Michael Barker, for supporting us." "Thanks to Hungary for funding this film." "I want to share this with Geza Rohrig, my main actor, and the incredible cast and crew that believe in this project when no one else did." "You know, even in the darkest hours of mankind, when -- in the darkest hours of mankind, there might be a voice within us that allows us to remain human." "That's the hope of this film." "Thank you very much." "Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States, Joe Biden." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "Hey, how are you?" "Thank you." "No, no, no." "Thank you." "I'm the least qualified man here tonight." "Thank you." "Good evening." "Good evening." "And thank you very much." "Despite significant progress over the last few years, too many women and men on and off college campuses are still victims of sexual abuse." "And tonight, I'm asking you to join millions of Americans, including me, president Obama, the thousands of students I've met on college campuses, and the artists here tonight, to take the pledge." "A pledge that says, I will intervene in situations when consent has not or cannot be given." "Let's change the culture." "We must and we can change the culture, so that no abused woman or man like the survivors you will see tonight, ever feel they have to ask themselves, what did I do?" "They did nothing wrong." "So, I really mean this, I'm sincere." "Take the pledge." "Go look at, visit itsonus.org." "Performing her Oscar-nominated song "Til It Happens To You,"" "written with Diane Warren, for the film "The Hunting Ground,"" "welcome my friend and a courageous lady herself, Lady Gaga." "¶ You tell me it gets better it gets better in time ¶" "¶ you say I'll pull myself together ¶" "¶ pull it together you'll be fine ¶" "¶ tell me, what the hell do you know ¶" "¶ what do you know ¶" "¶ tell me how the hell could you know ¶" "¶ how could you know ¶" "¶ till it happens to you you don't know how I feel ¶" "¶ how I feel till it happens to you ¶" "¶ you won't know it won't be real ¶" "¶ no, it won't be real ¶ ¶ won't know how I feel ¶" "¶ till your world burns and crashes ¶" "¶ till you're at the end the end of your rope ¶" "¶ till you're standing in my shoes ¶" "¶ I don't wanna hear a thing from you ¶" "¶ from you, from you ¶" "¶ 'cause you don't know ¶" "¶ till it happens to you ¶ ¶ you won't know how I feel ¶" "¶ how I feel how I feel ¶" "¶ till it happens to you you won't know ¶" "¶ it won't be real ¶ ¶ how could you know?" "¶" "¶ no, it won't be real ¶ ¶ how could you know?" "¶" "¶ How could you know?" "Won't know how I feel ¶" "¶ won't know how I feel ¶ ¶ till it happens to you ¶" "¶ till it happens to you ¶ happens to you ¶" "¶ happens to you happens to you ¶" "¶ happens to you ¶ ¶ happens to you ¶" "¶ happens to you happens to you ¶" "¶ happens to you happens to you ¶" "¶ till it happens you you won't know ¶" "¶ how I feel ¶" "Coming up, the awards for song and score." "Plus, more from Chris Rock, live from the Dolby Theatre." "And now, Oscar nominated composer" "Pharrell Williams and winner of the Jean Hersholt humanitarian award, Quincy Jones." "Just a handful of notes with just the right combination can unite a group of total strangers in a darkened movie theater." "I was blessed to have gone to the U.S.S., the University of Steven Spielberg, when we coproduced "The Color Purple"" "and we used to refer to the music as emotion lotion." "This year's exceptional compositions are sure to bring that special sense of shared experience to audiences for years to come." "Here are the nominees for best original score." ""Bridge of Spies," by Thomas Newman." ""Carol," by Carter Burwell." ""Sicario," by Johann Johannsson." ""The Hateful Eight," by Ennio Morricone." ""Star Wars:" "The Force Awakens," by John Williams." "And the Oscar goes to " "Ennio Morricone," ""The Hateful Eight,"" "This is the first Oscar and sixth nomination for Ennio Morricone." "He received an honorary award in 2006 in recognition of his magnificent and multifaceted contributions to the art of film music." "Buona sera signori, buona sera..." "Ringrazio I'Academy per questo prestigioso riconoscimento" "Thank you to the Academy for this prestigious acknowledgement." "il mio pensiero va agli altri premiati, in particolare allo stimato John Williams" "My tribute goes to the other nominees, and in particular to the esteemed John Williams." "Non c'è una musica importante senza un grande film che la ispiri" "There isn't a great soundtrack without a great movie that inspires it." "Ringrazio Quentin Tarantino per avermi scelto." "Harvey Weinstein e tutto il team che hanno reso possibile questo straodinario film" "I want to thank Quentin Tarantino for having chosen me" "Harvey Weinstein and all the entire team who made this extraordinary film." "Dedico questo film esta musica e questa vitoria al Oscar a mia moglie Maria"." "I dedicate this award to my wife, Maria, who is there watching me." "Thank you." "Grazie!" "Ladies and gentlemen, last year's Oscar winners for original song," "Common and John Legend." "Every musician dreams of writing and performing a song that resonates with the people who hear it." "When that song becomes a part of a movie, it's forever bonded with the spirit and the message of the film." "The songs nominated this year are as powerful as the films in which they appeared." "Three of them have been performed for us tonight." "Here are the nominees for best original song." ""Manta Ray," from "Racing Extinction,"" "music by J. Ralph lyric by Anohni." ""Simple Song #3," from "Youth"" "music and lyrics by David Lang." ""Earned It," from "Fifty Shades of Grey,"" "music and lyric by the weeknd, Ahmad Balshe," "Jason Quenneville and Stephan Moccio." ""Til It Happens To You," from "The Hunting Ground"" "music and lyric by Diane Warren and Lady Gaga." ""Writing's On The Wall," from "Spectre,"" "music and lyric by Jimmy Napes and Sam Smith." "And the Oscar goes to " "Jimmy Napes and Sam Smith for "Writing's On The Wall." Thank you." "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Jimmy Napes and Sam Smith." "I actually can't breathe right now." "Oh, my god." "Thank you to this man right here, Jimmy Napes." "To all the nominees, you're incredible." "Gaga, you're incredible." "I read an article a few months ago by Sir Ian McKellen, and he said that no openly gay man had ever won an Oscar, and if this is the case, even if it isn't the case," "I want to dedicate this to the LGBT community all around the world," "I stand here " " I stand here tonight as a proud gay man and I hope we can all stand together as equals one day." "Thank you so much." "All right." "Congratulations, no jokes there." "Not going to get me in trouble." "Please welcome Olivia Wilde and Oscar nominee Sacha Baron Cohen." "Booyakasha?" "I know what you were thinking when I walked on." "Here comes yet another token black presenter." "But it ain't just me brethren that has been overlooked." "It is all people of all colors." "How come there is no Oscra for dem little yellow people with tiny dongs?" "You know, the Minions." "But I is here representing all dem who has been overlooked." "Will Smith, Idris Elbow, and, of course, the amazing black bloke from Star Wars..." "Darth Vader." "This is for you." "Now, check out a movie about a room full of white people." "¶ one evening when the sun went down ¶" "¶ and the jungle fire was burning ¶" "You have to understand, we can't keep living like this." "You're just tricking me." "Jack." "The world is so big." "When Jack came, I just knew that I had to keep him safe." "Going to come to the door." "So, you're going to help me." "I'm scared." "I know." "You're going to love it." "What?" "The world." "The enigma of arrival creates the drama in our final best picture nominee." "A young woman searching for a better life must decide whether to resist the pull of her native country and make a new home in the place that has welcomed generations of aspirational newcomers." "Here is "Brooklyn."" "Welcome to the United States, ma'am." "Dear rose." "I still miss you and mother and think about you every day." "I'm not Irish." "You don't sound Irish." "For the first time I've been in America, I'm really happy." "I got married in Brooklyn before I came home." "I'm going to live in Brooklyn, New York." "I know it." "Yes." "The big acting Awards are still to come." "Plus, find out which one of these directors will take home the Oscar." "Please welcome writer, producer and director," "J.J. Abrams." "Jeffrey Jacob Abrams" "To the five directors nominated tonight, you have been singled out for your courage." "The courage to stay true to your visions, to inspire passion in your casts and crews, and to dream, even though dreams can easily and unexpectedly turn into nightmares." "But despite the inherent risks, the astounding films you've made have resulted in a combined 37 nominations, including this award." "Here are the nominees for achievement in directing." "I'm just a big believer in, you do what you need to do to tell the story." "Adam McKay, "The Big Short."" "It's a story about what's happening right this second." "It's got the importance and fun to it, as well." "Like to work as much as I possibly can for as long as I possibly can with the actors." "Lenny Abrahamson, "Room."" "involved in the presence of thinking the thing into existence." "At the end of the day, our job is to tell stories, but it is nice to feel like the movie has something to say." "Tom McCarthy, "Spotlight."" "It's rare you get to work on material that you genuinely believe has social relevance, and so, I feel like we were really motivated by that." "The way I approach this was long takes, not many cuts." "Alejandro G. Inarritu, "The Revenant."" "Very precise choreography." "Rehearse." "Beautiful way to use what cinema is for." "Shooting mostly in continuity replicated what the chase is." "George Miller, "Mad Max:" "Fury Road."" "It was an opportunity to do what I attempted to do back then, but to use the new technology." "And the Oscar goes to " "Alejandro G. Inarritu, "The Revenant."" "This is the fourth Oscar and seventh nomination tonight for Alejandro G. Inarritu." "He took home three Oscars last year for best picture, directing and writing for "Birdman."" "Gracias a la Academia, thank you to the Academy." "I can't believe this is happening, it is amazing to receive this award tonight." "But -- it's much more beautiful for me to share it with all the talent and crazy cast and colleagues and crew members along the continent that made this film possible, to all and each of you." "I thank you from my heart." "Leo -- you are "The Revenant."" "Thank you for giving every soul, your soul, your heart." "Your life." "Tom Hardy, all the native American cast, all the English American cast, thank you very much for your trust, for your talent." "I want to thank Chivo, thank you for bringing the light to this journey and I want to thank, too, to Arnold Milton, for your unconditional support." "My producers, all the people -- I " " I am very lucky to be here tonight, okay?" "But unfortunately, many others haven't had the same luck." "There is a line in the film that says, they don't listen to you, when they see, the color of your skin." "So, what a great opportunity to our generation liberate ourselves from all this prejudice and you know, this way of thinking and make sure for once and forever that the color of skin become as irrelevant and the length of our hair." "This is for my father." "Thank you very much." "Still to come, the most anticipated awards of the night actress, actor and best picture." "Find out who wins, right here." "Yeah!" "It is late." "It is infomercial late." "Okay." "Now, I want to say hello to tonight's musical director," "Harold Wheeler." "Say hello." "Yeah." "There he is." "All right." "We do that just so Harold can go to the governor's ball." "Please welcome last year's winner for best actor and a nominee tonight, Mr. Eddie Redmayne." "Good evening." "The five extraordinary artists nominated for best actress delivered performances with complexity and depth." "They brought to life a divorce-bound woman finds unexpected passion with a shop girl." "A young mother who, with her son, escapes captivity and adjusts to the world outside." "A struggling single mother and inventor who builds a business empire." "A woman whose marriage is tested by the revelation of a decades-old secret." "And a young Irish immigrant torn between two countries and two separate lives." "Here are the nominees for performance by an actress in a leading role." "Cate Blanchett, "Carol."" "How much are you paying for this?" "I wish I could oblige you, ma'am, but the tapes have been sent to your husband." "That can't be right." "My reputation rests on my efficiency, Mrs. Aird." "How do I know you're not lying?" "Brie Larson, "Room."" "Old Nick." "We call him old Nick." "I don't know what his real name is." "But he pretended his dog was sick -- what is the dog's name?" "There wasn't a dog!" "He was trying to trick me." "Okay?" "There wasn't a dog." "Old Nick stole me." "I want a different story." "No, this is the story that you get." "Jennifer Lawrence, "Joy."" "Please." "Tommy needs to be changed!" "Oh, Chris see." "What are you doing?" "I just -- what are you doing?" "You're going to lose another job." "You're sick " " I'm a singer, that's what I do." "You're not making any money singing." "Get in your car and go to your job." "I can't do this." "I am losing my mind!" "Charlotte Rampling, "45 Years."" "I really need you to want to be there." "I do want to be there." "There's one thing, haven't been enough for you." "It's something altogether different that everyone else feels it, too." "You really believe you haven't been enough for me?" "No, I think I was enough for you." "I'm just not sure you do." "Saoirse Ronan, "Brooklyn."" "We have talked about you." "And I like you." "And I like being with you." "And -- maybe I feel the same way." "So, the next time you tell me you love me, if there is a next time, I'll say I love you, too." "And the Oscar goes to " "Brie Larson, "Room."" "This is the first Oscar and nomination for Brie Larson." "Oh, wow!" "Thank you, thank you first, to the Academy." "I want to start big, because the thing that I love about movie making is how many people it takes to make it, so, I want to start first with the Toronto Film Festivals, who gave us a chance, who gave us a platform first." "A-24, for taking this movie into their hands and sharing it with the world." "Thanks to our director," "Lenny Abrahamson who is absolutely incredible." "Emma Donoghue, who created this world." "Jacob Tremblay, my partner through this." "In every way possible." "My real partner, Alex Greenwald," "I love you." "To my parents, my agent, my manager, the rest of my team, my friends, my family, thank you everyone who participated in "Room."" "Thank you to all of you who you saw it." "Thank you to the fans." "Thank you to the moviegoers." "Thank you for going to the theater and seeing our films." "I appreciate it." "Thank you." "Next, the most talked about awards of the year." "Which actor will win?" "And will your favorite film take home the Oscar?" "And now, please welcome last year's winner for leading actress, Julianne Moore." "These five actors have rewarded movie-goers with fully dimensional characters, some drawn from real-life, all of them larger than life." "The blacklisted screenwriter Dalton Trumbo." "The resourceful astronaut abandoned on Mars." "the vengeful frontiersman, betrayed by his companions." "The brilliant and complicated co-founder of apple." "And one of the first people to undergo gender confirmation surgery." "Here are the outstanding nominees for performance by an actor in a leading role." "Bryan Cranston, "Trumbo."" "When you hear me working, you don't knock." "But it's my birthday." "You don't knock." "Ever." "So, the house is on fire, you don't want to know?" "I work in the bathtub." "Surrounded by water." "So, I'm fairly certain that even if the whole country was on fire, that I could still function as this family's personal slave and all I ask is not to be interrupted for every little slice of birthday cake." "Matt Damon, "The Martian."" "I'm about to leave for the Schiaparelli Crater where I'm going to commandeer the Ares IV lander." "Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this, and they can't until I'm on board the Ares IV." "So I'm going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition..." "makes me a pirate." "Mark Watney:" "Space Pirate." "Leonardo DiCaprio, "The Revenant."" "I told you to be invisible, son." "At least he..." "If you want to survive, keep your mouth shut." " At least he heard me..." " They don't hear your voice!" "They just see the color of your face." "You understand?" "Yes." "Michael Fassbender, "Steve Jobs."" "Don't send him around to slap me around the press." "Anybody else, anyone but Rainman." "Don't manipulate him like that." "Whatever you may think, I'm always going to protect him." "Come on, Steve." "That's what men do." "Eddie Redmayne, "The Danish Girl."" "But I promised Einar that I would take care of you." "For goodness' sakes, Gerda, Einar is dead." "We both have to accept that." "You took care of me, but now, I have to take care of myself." "I have to have a life of my own." "And you need to do the same." "And The Oscar goes to " "Leonardo DiCaprio." "This is the first Oscar and sixth nomination for Leonardo DiCaprio." "Thank you, thank you all so very much." "Thank you to the Academy, thank you to all of you in this room." "I have to congratulate the other incredible nominees this year for their unbelievable performances." ""The Revenant" was a product of the tireless efforts of an unbelievable cast and crew." "I got to work alongside first off, to my brother in this endeavor, Mr. Tom Hardy." "Tom -- your fierce talent on screen can only be surpassed by your friendship offscreen to Mr. Alejandro Iñárritu as the history of cinema unfolds, you have forged your way into history these past two years." "What an unbelievable talent you are." "Thank you to you and Chivo for creating a transcendent cinematic experience for all of us." "Thank everybody at Fox and New Regency, in particular Arnon Milchan, you are the champion of this endeavor." "My entire team." "I have to thank everyone from the very onset of my career," "Mr. Jones for casting me in my first film," "Mr. Scorsese for teaching me so much about the cinematic art form." "To Mr. Rick Yorn, thank you for helping me navigate my way through this industry." "To my parents, none of this would be possible without you." "My friends, I love you dearly, you know who you are." "And lastly, I just want to say this." "Making "The Revenant" was about man's relationship with the natural world, a world that we collectively felt, in 2015 was the hottest year in recorded history." "Our production needed to move to the Southern tip of this planet just to be able to find snow." "Climate change is real." "It is happening right now." "It is the most urgent threat facing our entire species and we need to work together and stop procrastinating." "We need to support leaders around the world who do not speak for the big polluters, the big corporations, but who speak for all of humanity, for the indigenous people of the world." "For the billions and billions underprivileged people who will be most affected by this." "For our children's children and for those people out there whose voices have been drowned out by the politics of greed." "I thank you all for this amazing award tonight." "Let us not take this planet for granted." "I do not take tonight for granted." "Thank you so very much." "Ladies and gentlemen please welcome," "Oscar winner Morgan Freeman." "The moviemaking process is complete." "The picture that hits the big screen is the result of collaboration by dedicated practitioners of the art, many of whom we recognized tonight." "Writers, directors, designers, cinematographers, effects artists, editors, composers, actors and now, of course, the producers who guide the process from the first glimmer of an idea to the final fadeout." "Our last award honors that magical realization." "Once again, here are the nominees for best picture." ""Brooklyn."" ""Room."" ""Spotlight."" ""Bridge of Spies."" ""The Big Short."" ""The Revenant."" ""The Martian."" ""Mad Max:" "Fury Road."" "And the Oscar goes to " ""Spotlight."" ""Spotlight" has six Oscars nominations this year, winning two Oscars for original screenplay and best picture." "Thank you, hello, everybody." "I love you, Lauren." "Wow." "This film gave a voice to survivors." "And this Oscar amplifies that voice, which we hope will become a choir that will resonate all the way to the Vatican." "Pope Francis, it's time to protect the children and restore the faith." "Thank you very much." "We would not be here today without the heroic efforts of our reporters." "Not only did they affect global change, but they absolutely show us the necessity for global investigative journalism." "We'd like to thank our partners, everyone at open road." "Jeff Skoll and Jonathan King and everyone at participant." "E-1 anonymous content." "Josh Stinger and Tom McCarthy," "Your vision is unparalleled." "To our cast, if there ever was a perfectly calibrated ensemble, you are it."" "Thank you so much." "All right!" "Thank you." "I want to invite everybody here to the B.E.T. Awards this summer." "And I just want to say good night." "This has been an amazing experience." "Congratulate all the Oscar winners." "Buy some girl scout cookies." "Black lives matter." "Thank you!" "Brook Lunn!" "All members of the Academy who are eligible are invited to vote nominations for Best Picture." "In most other categories, the nominations are decided by a vote of the members working in that specific category." "Then the entire membership chooses from those nominations the recipients of the Oscars." "And finally, the results of all the secret voting are known only to the independent accounting firm of PricewaterhouseCoopers until the sealed envelopes are opened on the air." "For The 88th Annual Academy Awards 2016.XviD-AFG.avi Created from listening and other subtitles of the internet, corrected and synchronized." "by Roti.loN"