""NEITHER SAMSON NOR DELILAH"" "Due to the difficulties..." "HISTORY OF OLD CIVILIZATIONS I had when studying... historical events..." "I wrote this book... and then this idea occurred to me." "I have dedicated many years to make this a reality." "And now I am finally ready to begin my experiments." "My dear friends, I am happy and proud... to present you my work." "A time machine!" "Do believe in that?" "This time machine business, do you think it's for real?" "Come on!" "They made it up to sell newspapers." "Delilah?" "Do you think this time machine is real?" "I don't know." "But if it is, I want to go back to Paradise." "I know." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Do you know where Delilah's is?" "No, I don't !" "You don't have to yell, okay?" "Look, Delilah's is right there on the corner." "Thanks a lot, man." "Mister?" "CHICO SAMSON THE HUMAN GORILLA" "FIREWORKS CO." "Mr. Arthur?" "That's me." "What do you want?" "I've brought your fireworks." "One thousand, five hundred... nine hundred." "One thousand, nine hundred." "That's it?" "Yeah, that's it." "Gee!" "What a tightwad!" "Here comes The Shadow!" "Miss Delilah, I'd like to talk to you for a minute." "Does it have to be now?" "Yes, it's urgent." "You can't miss my birthday party I even bought fireworks!" "We'll see." "Don't miss it, Delilah." "Why do you ignore me?" "May I use the manicurist?" "Please." "So, did I arrive on time?" "Right on time." "Fingernails?" "Yes, well trimmed." "So, how's the romance?" "What about ours?" "L'amour!" "Toujours!" "L'amour!" "Please, officer... it's just five minutes." "You're gonna fine me for that?" "You'll also be fined for doubting my professional capability." "Come on, officer!" "How can you do this to me?" "And how can you park your car... right in front of a no-parking sign?" "This is an absurdity!" "Really!" "Please, officer, don't do this to me..." "DELILAH'S BEAUTY PARLOR" "Horace?" "Good morning, Mr. Arthur." "Do you know what time it is?" "Yes, sir." "I know I'm late." "It was the train." "Don't you take the electric tram?" "But there was a short circuit." "What are you talking about?" "That's true." "I wanted to get here earlier..." "I even tried to call you." "I went to a pay phone, it was broken." "Then I finally took a bus." "But you know, buses are so slow, right?" "Besides, all the streets are cobblestones... right?" "They're all uneven." "The bus shook so much... now I feel kind of sick, you know?" "I have a terrible idiosyncrasy today." "Anyway, the bus went on." "But the streets are all bumpy, you know?" "And do you believe my bus bumped into a hole on the ground?" "I was even injured." "You didn't noticed it but I am injured." "Enough!" "Here on my forehead." "The bus bumped right into it... and instead of turning right on the street... it went straight ahead and crashed into a bakery!" "Stop talking and get ready for work!" "Yes, sir." "Excuse me." "You think I'm telling a lie... but I'm telling you the truth, you know?" "Aren't you gonna work?" "Yes, sir." "You can even check the newspaper tomorrow it will be..." "Enough!" "Yes, sir." "He's always late." "He's a nice guy, isn't he?" "Look who's coming in." "Who is that?" "Look here, I want my beard trimmed... but don't touch my hair!" "Yes, sir." "Alright?" "Alright." "Shall we?" "No, you know what?" "This chair is not working." "It's not my fault." "The chair is broken." "Don't you feel something strange?" "Yes, I do." "It's my hand on your back." "And why don't you take it out?" "Now that you leaned forward..." "Now." "Heavy, aren't we?" "207 pounds." "Me, 7 0 pounds and a half." "Here." "Did you know I'm not feeling well today?" "Ouch!" "I'm sorry." "Careful with my hair!" "I didn't mean to." "I didn't mean to." "Delilah, look at the Shadow's elegance." "One haircut, Mr. Arthur." "I'm so sorry..." "I didn't mean to, you know?" "I didn't mean to." "Will you open your mouth?" "I don't know what's going on." "Today's not a good day." "I'm feeling kind of heavy today." "The bus I took, the guy who was driving it... man, did he suck!" "The bus driver, you know?" "A terrible one!" "What?" "What?" "This, this..." "Boss!" "Boss!" "Hold the bald man down!" "The going got tough!" "Here he comes!" "Look at the man!" "Hold him down!" "Hold the man down!" "Hold him down!" "Come on!" "Leave him to me!" "I don't care if he's big!" "Leave him to me!" "Hold him down!" "Hold him down!" "Come on!" "Hold him down!" "My jeep, you officer!" "Somebody stole my jeep!" "Please do something, officer!" "Blow it up!" "For God's sake, officer!" "My God!" "My jeep!" "With this machine..." "Man will be able to travel to the past... and see, with great detail... all the important events of the old civilizations." "And now, if you excuse me..." "I'm going to start my experiment." "Roberto." "Attention." "Turn on key number one." "Number three." "Helios!" "Helios!" "Helios!" "You've woken up!" "Where are we?" "I don't know, man." "I don't know this place." "Do you?" "No, I don't ." "There's something strange about it." "Didn't we hit a wall?" "Yes." "Then how come we're in the middle of the woods?" "Strange, isn't it?" "Yeah." "A wild dog!" "Who are you?" "Wait a minute." "We ask the questions here." "Who are you?" "Yes." "What were you doing hiding in there?" "I am professor Incognito von Tempo." "You drove into my time machine... at the exact moment of my first experiment!" "So what?" "So what?" "If my invention is correct... we must be in the year 1 ,1 30 B.C." "Before Christ?" "That's what I set the machine for." "Is Eve around?" "Horace!" "What?" "An autograph." "Are you sure we are in a time period before Christ?" "Absolutely!" "You are delirious, aren't you?" "What's this before-Christ business?" "You don't fool me!" "This is Jacarepaguá!" "I know it." "I have been over there." "But..." "Listen... what about the fighter?" "That's right, Chico Samson!" "A moment, gentlemen." "Wait, this is serious." "I think I knocked him out of the car." "Yeah?" "Wait!" "Speak." "I want to know where we are." "And you ask us?" "Didn't you say you knew it?" "That you were an inventor?" "Don't laugh at my invention!" "It's easy to check this out." "Horace, you stay here by the jeep... while the Professor and I will see if we find someone." "Alright." "Let's go, Professor." "Helios?" "Try to find a mechanic to fix this jeep." "Okay." "Look, Professor, a city!" "Yes, a city!" "It's really strange." "No, Professor." "Horace must be right." "This must be Jacarepaguá." "With those castles?" "Never!" "Let's go there!" "Let's go." "Over there." "Who are you?" "We were in a car crash, and we're looking for a mechanic." "By Beelzebub!" "You speak like a foreigner!" "You're dressed like the Devil!" "Listen, is there a gas station near here?" "What?" "Gas?" "Soldiers, arrest these ruffians!" "Please, sir..." "what land is this?" "It's the land of the Philistines." "The Philistines?" "I am a genius!" "This won't help you Danites." "Go on!" "Walk!" "I don't like this, Professor." "The land of the Philistines!" "We are at home!" "At home!" "Who are you, nefarious parasite?" "This thing is hurting me!" "Who are you?" "What?" "You're back?" "Didn't you fall off the jeep?" "Didn't Helios knock you out?" "Helios?" "What a strange talk!" "You talk like a foreigner." "Do you know who I am?" "I did, but now with this outfit..." "Do you?" "Now I don't know anymore." "I am Samson." "Are you serious?" "Do you want to see it?" "Look at me." "You are Beelzebub in the flesh!" "You create fire with your fingers!" "Your nostrils exhale smoke!" "Oh!" "You don't know this?" "This is a cigarette." "Lighter." "Cigarette, lighter." "Cigarette, lighter." "Samson wants fire." "Well, now we have to talk." "This is an original smuggling." "What's the deal?" "Samson trades it for the hair." "That?" "What do I need that for?" "No, this is not a good deal." "Samson's hair is magical." "Samson is the strongest man in the world!" "With this hair, Samson kills lions... he tears down walls, he breaks chains!" "Will you let me go?" "Then you can break chains, tear my clothes off... do what you want, but let me go." "You have convinced me." "We have a deal." "When Helios and the Professor see my strength... it will be funny!" "They won't know that this wig..." "Why is it taking them so long?" "Halt!" "Take the prisoners to the dungeon!" "Come on, Professor!" "You need to get us out of here." "Only my assistant can do that, if he's able to set the machine right." "If he's able?" "How come?" "Don't you trust him?" "Of course not." "I forgot to teach him that." "What now?" "Who are you, infidels?" "I have already told him we crashed our jeep." "Jeep?" "A jeep, a car." "Don't you know what it is?" "Enough!" "Stop this weird babbling if you don't want your head chopped off!" "Where do you come from?" "Brazil." "Brazil?" "By Beelzebub, what strange land is that?" "Look officer, we have come from the 20th century, from Brazil which is in South America." "Enough!" "So, damned infidel... you insist on your nonsense?" "What do you want me to do?" "I can't even lie!" "I know nothing about History." "History?" "That's all I know." "I can even foresee the future." "Don't you dare!" "Burn them!" "Warrior Arthur!" "Your Majesty." "What do you have here, Arthur?" "Something strange... two men who don't seem to be from our world, Your Majesty." "And this one claims he can foresee the future." "Can you?" "Impostors, no doubt!" "Shoot, Professor." "What do you know about the history of this place?" "The city of Gaza and its rulers will be destroyed by one man." "Nonsense!" "Only one man?" "One man." "Samson." "Samson?" "That pure Danite who claims to be as strong as a lion?" "I want to see him one day, face to face... to see who's stronger:" "him or me!" "Come on, do say more!" "Your words amuse me." "Enough!" "Damned infidel!" "What are you doing in my garden?" "Well!" "You are here!" "Nefarious specimen!" "Who are you?" "Aren't you Delilah from...?" "From the beauty parlor?" "You know my name!" "I don't know you." "I am Horace." "You are insane." "I don't know any Horace!" "Are you trembling?" "No..." "Come with me and I'll give you dry vestments." "Do accept them, foreigner." "They are my father's ." "I guess they will fit you." "Thank you, Delilah." "You didn't treat me like that at the barbershop." "Barbershop?" "Yeah." "But, who are you after all?" "This won't do." "We must understand each other." "Aren't you the manicurist at Delilah's Beauty Parlor?" "By the Devil!" "You speak nonsense!" "I am Delilah, daughter of Tubal, a merchant in the city of Gaza." "" Gaze" ?" "Gaza." "Where the hell is it?" "In the Sorek Valley." "In the Sorek Valley?" "Isn't that near Caxambi?" "No." "It's the main city of the Philistines." "What?" "Philistines." "Phili-what?" "Philistines." "Oh!" "Philistines." "Delilah, my daughter, are you well?" "They told me you arrived accompanied by a foreigner." "What a nice foreigner!" "He's not a foreigner, father." "He's ... what's your name again?" "Me?" "Hora..." "Well!" "Samson." "Samson?" "In the flesh." "The legendary Danite who's the strongest man on Earth?" "At your service." "With that skinny body?" "Exactly." "If he says he is, then he must be." "Right, Samson?" "You are so easy!" "Yes." "I am the man." "Yes, I am the strongest man in the world!" "Stronger than the atomic bomb!" "Stronger than the seas!" "Stronger than the skies!" "It's smoky in here!" "Those are strange noises!" "It sounds like the end of the world!" "Your Majesty!" "Your Majesty, the world's gonna end!" "What mysterious noises are those?" "I don't know, Sir." "The wheat fields are on fire." "What?" "!" "Let's see what's going on." "Soldiers, come on!" "Let's go!" "I think Horace is doing something about it." "Horace, the barber?" "Shut up!" "It looks it's over the house of Tubal, Delilah's father." "I'll check it out." "Please go!" "But let some guards here to protect the castle." "Zeek, get me four soldiers." "I'll be back soon with news." "May Edaron protect your way!" "So, wasn't it beautiful?" "Only if I had my favorite fireworks!" "It would be a blast!" "Bam!" "Bam!" "Have mercy, Magician of the magicians!" "Have mercy for a poor merchant and his humble family." "You are a god of fire and might, but also of compassion." "Come on, old man." "You are embarrassing me." "I know you are magnanimous." "I'm not Magnanimous." "My name is Samson." "You can ask whatever you want." "I know." "I'll give you my daughters, Delilah and Miriam." "They are yours forever!" "Are you kidding me?" "Are you serious?" "Of course." "Now it's too late to reject them." "But who's rejecting?" "Then they are yours." "Come forward!" "Now you can't refuse." "I am yours forever." "Wait a minute!" "He is mine too." "Easy!" "He doesn't need two wives." "I saw him first." "You need not fight." "Yes, daddy said both of us." "He did, I heard." "It doesn't matter." "It does matter." "Yes, he is mine too." "I want both." "He is mine!" "He is mine!" "Mine!" "Mine!" "Please, my daughters!" "More composure." "That's right." "You watch your manners." "But, Samson..." "You look like two ignorant girls." "What a man!" "Daddy, Daddy... we must solve this." "By the Devil, Tubal!" "What's going on in your house?" "O noble warrior Arthur!" "I have a god in my house." "A god?" "Here?" "Are you delirious?" "He is a god, yes." "He made the air burn and explode." "So it was him?" "This skinny specimen?" "Are you part of some body of crossbowmen?" "Cross who?" "Crossbowmen!" "A body of crossbowmen?" "I don't know what's crossing your mind." "Mr. Arthur, you look different." "You're kind of cute, you know?" "Is this beard yours?" "No, don't do this." "I'm a barber at your barbershop." "By Jupiter's beard!" "What's a barbershop?" "He has a strange talk... but don't worry, brave Arthur." "This man is the mighty Samson." "Who?" "With this mosquito's body?" "Yes, he is Samson, the God of Fire!" "Nonsense!" "He must be a Danite spy, like those two men we captured earlier today." "Two men?" "Do they look like me?" "By Beelzebub!" "You are a damned spy too!" "Then you'll go to the Castle of Gaza to suffer like the other two!" "Soldiers, arrest him!" "One moment!" "Daddy, take the girls away." "Whoever gets closer will regret it!" "Barak, you first!" "Attack him!" "Where's the Beard?" "Beard man!" "Arthur!" "Mister Echo." "You are invincible, great Samson!" "The muscles!" "Girls!" "Oh no, not you." "I am the father..." "No, no." "Yeah, I think you should restrain your excitement." "Look, where's this "Castle of Glimpse" thing?" "I mean, Gaze." "You mean Gaza?" "Gaza?" "Yeah." "If you go straight ahead, you shall meet your destiny." "I'll be back." "Are you sure, warrior Arthur?" "I'm afraid there's no doubt about it..." "I saw it with my own eyes." "Stronger than our militias?" "Much stronger!" "But what can we do?" "Destroy this monster." "But this is dangerous for all of us." "Cut this weird babbling!" "Nonsense!" "By Jupiter's beard!" "Steal not in the game!" "Soldiers!" "Stop this weird babbling!" "Fellows..." "Over here!" "Shall we try to open it?" "We shall." "Your Majesty." "A foreigner is heading for the torture chamber." "One moment." "He's got hair bigger than a lion's mane?" "That's right." "That's him!" "Here, in my palace?" "We must arrest him!" "I'll gather the soldiers." "He won't escape this time." "Come on." "Look who's here!" "Horace!" "Run, Horace!" "Don't worry." "I can take the beating." "This wig is magical." "What wig?" "This one, look." "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Come on, Horace!" "I'm coming!" "I'm coming!" "This is tougher." "Soldiers, arrest him!" "Get him!" "Come on, get him!" "You see?" "Horace!" "Hi, Professor." "You're still here?" "Helios!" "You can come." "Your Majesty... wait." "Little king, I need an interview." "Hold on." "Mercy!" "Mercy!" "Mercy!" "This was just a display." "You hear?" "Anyone else wants to fight Samson?" "O mighty Samson, what do you wish?" "I will grant all your wishes." "First of all, I want you to release these prisoners." "Warrior Arthur." "Little Arthur is always cranky, isn't he?" "What else do you wish, noble and mighty lord?" "I wish to be the governor..." "of this mess here!" "Your wish is granted." "But first we need to make some improvements around here." "Yes?" "Am I right?" "It's all torn." "It is." "Look at that hole." "Look." "Talking about hole, Mr. Beard... do you remember that story that was on the paper... the one about the bus crashing into a bakery?" "You don't remember?" "Old man... get lost." "He should retire, don't you think?" "Well... the bus crash was..." "You're not interested, are you?" "No, you're not." "We need some improvements around here." "Professor?" "You are in charge of the Department of Inventions." "Okay?" "Okay." "The more inventions, the better." "Look, radio, telephone, television... elevator, ventilator, blender... refrigerator, coffee machine, baby's bottle... everything but buses." "And you, Helios, you are now Vice-Governor." "I accept it." "Look, little king of hearts, I am a really nice guy... and I don't like swindles, you see?" "So we must establish elections." "Elections?" "What is the noble young man talking about?" "Elections, voting, cheating." "Cheating, I mean... let the people choose their leader." "Great!" "Great!" "May the best win!" "Hello?" "Helios?" "What's up?" "People don't want to pay the welfare taxes." "It's gonna be tough charging them." "Alright." "No, I'm at Tubal's house." "I'll be there in a while." "See you." "Horace is anxious." "Isn't your father home?" "He's in the fields." "And you're here all by yourself?" "What about going for a ride in the jeep?" "Impossible." "I have the house chores." "You can do them later." "Let's drive around the Palm Trees Park." "You forget I hardly know you." "I'll show you who I am." "Come on." "It wouldn't be proper." "Come on, Delilah." "You should have some fun." "Don't you trust me?" "I do." "But I can't now." "We'll talk at the party tonight." "At the party tonight." "Thanks for the call." "" ...it is established that every day of the year is a holiday... except for Labor Day... the only day when people must work." "Semicolon." "New paragraph:" "for the good progress of my government... it is established the bureaucracy and the letter O is created."" "The letter O?" "O like echo." "Nice handwriting!" "Very nice." "You finished?" "Yes." "I want to sign it." "No, the other one, my pen." "O ximango, o ximango, o ximango" "Xaxá, xaxá, xaxá" "Have you been to Mangaratiba?" "What?" "Go see who it is." "I bring to His Excellency, the Governor two despicable ruffians." "You may come in." "What's the problem?" "Mighty Samson..." "I bring you two vile merchants who are selling off the fixed prices." "Off the fixed prices?" "!" "Yes, Your Excellency." "Have mercy, Governor!" "Have mercy!" "I am Azan..." "I own a camel lubrication station down on Central Avenue." "You must know my product is imported." "I can't sell a kilo of bran for five dinars." "You can't , but you will!" "Samson, hold your temper." "A bunch of crooks!" "My dear lady, all prices were raised." "I've been buying my bran in the black market." "You already have that in here?" "Yes, Your Excellency." "Sounds like a country I know..." "You!" "I am innocent, noble lord." "It was a mistake." "He's a liar, Your Excellency." "He's here because he rented two wretched chambers... and charged 30,000 dinars for the filthy rooms." "I don't know how these people learn so quickly." "You'll be fined 30,000 diners each!" "Have mercy, noble lord!" "Enough!" "And make the payments in dollars." "Take them away!" "Yes, Your Excellency." "Don't you think, mighty Samson... that these new laws are creating too much confusion?" "Let the confusion be." "That's government." "At least in my own country." "Is it?" "Yes." "Let me listen to my first radio broadcast." "Sponsored by the she-goat milk Samu... the original, pure and with no water added... sold exclusively at Abdula's Bazaar, the best price in Gaza." "For men, women and children" "There is nothing better" "She-goat milk" "Samu is the best" "Don't miss tonight the Gazele Nightclub... the best show in town... with Nubian dancers and Egyptian songs." "Low prices and genuine whisky." "From tomorrow on, the traffic on Main Street... will be one way only... and the donkeys and camels who are coming from the North..." "This guy talks about everything except my propaganda." "But it's so good!" "No, it isn't !" "And the camels will only be allowed to park... at Samson Square." "And now, sponsored by Zachary's Bazaar we are back with..." "Enough commercials!" "You're being paid to announce my propaganda." "I'm sorry, master Samson." "From now on, I will only broadcast your news." "Go on!" "Go on!" "People of Gaza, may I have your attention!" "Radio Gaza, the listeners' choice... presents a new program:" "vote Samson for an action government!" "Samson is the best!" "You're right." "Thank you." "Samson delivers the goods... and Samson announces the next big novelty for the listeners: television." "Wait for the wonder of the century... kindly offered by Samson, the governor Gaza needs!" "Vote Samson, the man who..." "The ignoble is gaining popularity." "Yes, he's a real demon." "Did you see the strange things he has invented?" "Radio, telephone, television..." "Samson must be eliminated." "But how, since he's invincible?" "Even an invincible lion can die by its mouth." "What do you mean, Arthur?" "Let me handle it." "Tonight, during the party..." "You shouldn't drink anymore, mighty Samson." "Wine is not good for your head" "Just one sip." "No." "Just one!" "No." "Yes." "No." "Only after your speech." "Delilah?" "I need to talk to you." "Talk." "But not here." "Where?" "On the terrace." "Shall we?" "What?" "Where are they going?" "Leave them alone." "Don't you see I'm here on your side?" "Yes, but Delilah is contradicting History." "Don't worry about Delilah." "Don't you like me?" "Well... yes... you're right." "Let's make a toast." "Samson?" "It's time for your speech." "I forgot!" "Workers of Gaza!" "The national politics today... is nothing but shameful!" "Swindles proliferate all around... and everybody's in for a take." "That's why I demand that tachometers are installed in camels..." "Talking about tachometers... did you know I was in a bakery that crashed into a bus?" "It was awful!" "Awful!" "It's the only explanation I can give you." "And it doesn't satisfy me." "I know the story is unbelievable, but it's the truth." "I just fear that this is all but a dream." "Why?" "Because then you wouldn't be here by my side." "You wouldn't exist." "Even so, you insist that you know me?" "Of course." "In any time, in any generation... you would be the only woman I would choose." "I still don't know if I should believe in your words." "Helios..." "And the most important thing..." "I will retire those who work and those who don't work." "Long live the Governor!" "I will create the movie industry!" "An appendix:" "and the National Bank, of course." "In short, vote Horace!" "Voting in Samson is voting with reason." "Viva Samson!" "I give you my word." "Samson!" "Samson!" "Samson!" "Stop drinking, mighty Samson." "You should sleep now." "I'll take you to your chambers." "I don't want to." "I can stop drinking." "But I won't sleep now." "Samson!" "Enough dancing!" "Let's go." "But it was so good!" "Samson!" "Let's go." "Come with me." "You have a way of involving us..." "And I, in my nebulous plenitude..." "Let's go?" "Let's go." "Warrior Arthur, they are our prisoners already." "Your Majesty, we have the solution." "Really?" "Yes." "Shall we?" "Yes, I'm feeling so great!" "You're an optimist." "No, I'm not." "You can leave me, I can go alone." "No." "You never leave me alone!" "And you complain?" "!" "I even like it." "You know, sometimes I kind of like you..." "You mean it?" "I do." "Just yesterday, you were picking some " chrysosthemums" ... by the fountain... didn't you notice my glimpse?" "Didn't you?" "When I came up to talk to you... the rain started falling, remember?" "Right?" "So I ran home to get the umbrella and the overshoes." "When I came back..." "Where's Delilah?" "Delilah!" "Always Delilah!" "How can't you think of me a little?" "And go to sleep, before I get upset!" "Women!" "Women!" "They are a puzzle!" "No, no!" "Think." "Remember that I am asking you a favor." "I refuse to obey!" "Then I'll have to use other methods." "Eliel!" "Koad!" "You can start!" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Eliel!" "So we can count on you?" "Yes, if you promise to free us, him and me." "I agree." "Find where Samson's strength lies... and I'll keep my word." "Go!" "Arthur, do you really trust Delilah?" "What if she tells Samson what's going on?" "We'll be all dead!" "Delilah is no fool." "She knows I'd kill her lover if she crossed me." "Who is it?" "Delilah!" "May I come in?" "Naturally." "Your chamber is so comfortable, dear Samson!" "You think, Delilah?" "Yes." "Do you know why I came?" "I don't ." "Nevertheless, however..." "I don't know." "I missed you." "You missed me?" "Aren't you in the wrong room?" "Samson my dear, this isn't fair!" "Don't you believe in my love?" "It's all yours." "Are you serious?" "Look at me." "Can't you see the love flames taking me over?" "This is all mine?" "Yes." "It's all yours, mighty Samson." "There is no other man in the world with so much strength, enthusiasm.." "and so much courage." "Sometimes I wonder... where do all this strength and vigor come from?" "Samson my love, where is your strength?" "My strength?" "You don't know?" "No." "Promise you won't tell anyone?" "I promise." "Wait." "My strength..." "is in this wig here." "Really, Samson?" "Aren't you lying?" "No." "Without it I'm nothing." "You wanna try?" "No, there's no need to." "I know you're telling the truth." "You're leaving already?" "Why don't you stay a little longer?" "You must rest." "So must I." "I knew it..." "I was way too lucky today." "I'll come back some other day." "Delilah, don't do this to me!" "Delilah!" "So?" "Did you get it?" "I discovered everything." "I'm coming!" "I'm coming!" "Who is it?" "Tele-Gaza." "Come back tomorrow." "See you tomorrow." "" Tele-Gaza:" "Samson, my dear." "Be careful because you can be knocked... on the head." "From your Miriam."" "Fantastic!" "Delilah told the truth." "Now we can rule the whole world!" "Not " we" ." "Now I am the ruler here!" "" By order of Arthur, the people of Gaza is informed that... all the diabolic inventions are forbidden... and their creators will be executed in public... on the day of the royal wedding with Delilah."" "It's really tough." "I can't do it without the hair." "I've tried everything." "It's your turn, Professor." "But I can't do anything without my assistant." "Well, he just forgot to teach him how to operate the machine." "Can you believe it?" "Professor, you're old enough to have some sense." "How could you do that?" "No, please don't cry." "Don't cry." "Don't cry." "Look." "That one was fried as well." "Look!" "He's in the dumps!" "Well, I'll start by confessing my sins." "I was so miserable that once..." "It's Miriam!" "Miriam, try to get us out of here." "Speak low, the sentinel is nearby." "What should I do?" "Get Arthur's wig." "It's the only way." "Okay." "But we must hurry... because Arthur is getting married with Delilah." "With Delilah?" "And she accepted?" "She was forced to." "And they threatened my dad also." "Horace, we must impede this wedding." "Miriam, hurry!" "Do something about it!" "The sentinel is coming." "See you soon!" "Do you think she'll be able to do it?" "Please God, help us out of here!" "Attention!" "Bring in the prisoners!" "Danites!" "Silence!" "Go back to your places!" "Enam, you can go." "Before I order the execution of these ignoble prisoners..." "I'll celebrate my marriage to beautiful Delilah." "Bring on the High Priest!" "By the grace of god Dagon... and by the will of all the Gaza people... sovereign Arthur will receive as wife the beautiful Delilah... daughter of Tubal, who is now entitled..." "Knight of the Order of the Red Pegasus." "Let all the evil spirits... hide in the depths of the darkest caves... and let the good spirits land on the head of our new king... and elevate him to the highness of..." "Damn!" "Soldiers, catch the infidel!" "I want my hair back!" "Hurry, Delilah, hurry!" "Yes, Delilah!" "Be a man!" "Miriam!" "Don't touch them!" "I'll kill this worm myself." "Helios!" "Horace, go get the jeep." "Okay." "Horace?" "Horace!" "He's opening his eyes." "It looks like he's coming back." "Look." "Horace?" "Horace?" "What a knockout!" "What?" "You didn't run away?" "Run away?" "Why?" "Run away?" "The temple didn't collapse?" "What temple, Horace?" "Temple?" "Little Horace...!" "The doctor has arrived." "Send him in." "Now I don't understand anything." "The little king!" "Horace!" "Doctor?" "He's not a doctor." "How's warrior Arthur doing?" "We'll see what we can do." "Men, you can take the victim." "The executioners!" "Horace!" "Horace!" "The executioners!" "END"