"Flori!" "Listen to her purr!" "Like a sewing machine!" "She's been sitting in a shed for 20 years." "Left!" "The clutch is on the left." "The right one is the brake." "You just have to watch out." "The brakes are crap in this rain." "They always were crap." "And lean into the curves, like this!" "Like a bike." "It's like riding a bike." "Really easy." "All right, now it's your turn." "Don't forget the clutch." "All right, hop on." "That's the rear brake, but it hardly works." "The front brake doesn't work either, because it's wet." "So you'll have to..." "This is the gas." "Go on, twist it." "That's it." "Not too much, that's it." "Then you let the clutch out." "You're in 1st gear now." "When you've gained speed you shift into 2nd." "Are you listening?" " Can't I just have a piano instead?" "Don't talk rubbish!" "Off you go." "Give it some gas and slowly let the clutch out." "Clutch!" "Hey!" "Flori, pull the clutch and slowly give it some gas." "Hands on the handlebar!" "Flori, you're giving it too much gas." "Watch out for the car!" "No!" "I FEEL LIKE DISCO" "Now turn this way." "My girlfriend broke up with me" " Aren't you feeling well today?" "That was a few weeks ago" "And now what I really long for" "It tickles!" "Is sexual intercourse" "I wish I'd fall into a summer daze" "Sleep in the cave of a bear" "Yes what I really long for" "Is sexual intercourse" "Sexual intercourse" "Sexual intercourse" "What I really really long for" "Is sexual intercourse" "First go up, then over." "Like this." "Love no longer interests me" "Neither does" "Kissing romantically" "When you jump, throw your arms up, go forward, then back." "I won't even mention the landing." " Okay, I hear you!" "Out of five jumps, four were crap." "Seriously!" "I never liked fucking inner values" "It may not be fair" "But all I want is" "Sexual intercourse" "Oh, sexual intercourse" "Sexual intercourse" "What I really really want..." "You have it too good, I'd say." "Did he tell you what he did?" " No, but I can imagine." "Well, what?" " I told you it was a bad idea." "Both the car and the Simson are wrecked." "Sorry." " Sorry, my ass!" "He didn't do it on purpose, did he?" " I think maybe he did." "He's not capable of such a thing!" " I didn't want to ride it!" " Hogwash!" "If you'd given me a piano this wouldn't have happened." "Yeah, you want a piano, so you crashed into my car!" "You don't listen to your son's wishes, that's the problem." "I can't help it if I can't drive it." " Of course you can, I showed you how." "Can you show some interest for once?" " I was interested in your crap Simson." "It's not a crap Simson!" "It's the Simson I met your mom on!" "Christ, Hanno!" " What, Monika?" "Riding the Simson was your stupid idea!" "Other boys would've been happy about it." "I'm sorry that it doesn't make me happy!" "What is this?" "Look at you two." "That's my old suit!" "Full of make-up!" "Look at how fat you are!" " Stop it, it'll wash out." "Look at that!" "You'll ruin it!" "It doesn't fit you anymore, either." " So?" "I wasn't that fat at his age." "Get undressed and sit down." " No, I'm not in the mood." "When, if not now?" " No." "That's just great." "Thanks for the dirty laundry." "Oh, great!" "But I'm right, aren't I?" " No." "It's going to cost me 3000 Euros." "Have you ever thought about how you speak to your son?" "I can't find the fucking scissors!" "I told you to get undressed!" "Can you please sit still?" " Calm down." "Otherwise it'll be all crooked." "Sorry." "Always the same old crap!" "Flori, get me out of here now!" "Let me loose!" "Untie me!" "Shit!" "Let me loose!" "Stop this shit!" "Stop it!" "Damn it!" "Let me loose!" "Stop, damn it!" "Flori?" "Dad has something to say to you." "Sorry." "Foul against Özil." "A good call by the ref." "Barnetta..." "Germany needs to wake up." "There's been nothing for 20 minutes..." "You've got to be kidding!" "No way!" "I'm going to get some petrol." "This is what it looks like when Dad goes to get petrol." "What...?" "What's he doing?" "Why is he sitting in the car?" "Is that a TV or what?" "Not so loud." "Did the antenna just fall off?" "How stupid is that?" "Why doesn't he come up and watch here?" "I don't know." "How often have you seen him do that?" " A few times." "Look, he can't get a signal." "We're lying on the deck of a ship, above us are the sails and the rigging." "The midday sun is high in the sky, and your tummy's nice and warm." "And you hear the sound of seagulls squawking in the distance." "And the sun slowly sets, coloring the sky in reddish hues." "And all of a sudden the ship dissolves from beneath us, and we sink into the water." "A school of clown fish swim by, and a gigantic manta ray comes swimming towards us." "At first we think that we're afraid, but... we recognize the eyes of the manta ray." "They're Hanno's eyes." "Hanno is the manta ray." "And we can lie on top of the manta ray." "And Hanno swims through the whole ocean with us." "And it's simply a wonderful feeling." "Mom?" " Hm?" "Do you think that Dad even likes me?" "He loves you." "That's much more." "I know it." "I'm happy you're here." "I'm happy you're here too." "Hanno?" "Yes?" " I think we have to talk about Flori." "No." "Just be Monika for once, and not always Mom." "Morning." "When was the last time you made breakfast?" "Hello." "My name's Brest..." " Herbst." "I wanted to speak to you alone." "Your wife was admitted today, and we've made an initial diagnosis." "Unfortunately she's had a serious stroke, a serious brain hemorrhage." "There is bleeding in large sections of her brain, and those parts are now in fact destroyed." "We have to assume that she won't wake up from this coma." "This news will certainly come as a shock to you." "Do you need some support, someone who will be there for you?" "I'm all right now, thanks." " I see." "Sorry." " Okay." "As for what happens next, it's important for us to know what your wife would actually want." "In a situation like this." "My first question is always:" "Did she leave a living will, a health care proxy?" "We don't have to do this now." "We can deal with it over the coming days." "For now we've been able to stabilize your wife's condition, so we can assume that she won't die within the next few hours." "Okay, thanks." "I'll be right back." "Did you turn off the blender?" "You know what would make Mom happy?" "If we went to Tuscany in autumn." "I have school holidays then." "When she wakes up, we'll have all the tickets booked and she'll be really happy." "We'll get through this." "I dreamt of myself the whole night long" "So this is her new home?" " Yes, this is where she sleeps." "A dream so beautiful and pure" "And when gently I awoke" "And in the mirror saw this bloke" "I thought to myself:" "This must be love" "I thought to myself:" "This must be love" ""The voice was plaintive and despairing." "John Mangeles and the Mayor stumbled forwards... "" "Isn't it Mangles and Major?" ""John Mangles and the Major stumbled forwards." "A few seconds later, they saw a human form in the scrub, dragging itself along the ground and uttering mournful groans. "" "Hummel's is forced to pass the ball back to his goalie Weidenfeller..." "Lewandowski and Neuer, not a problem for him." "That ball was just beyond his reach." "When was the last time you visited Mom?" "What are you trying to say?" "Nothing." "I'm just saying, you're not there very often." "Well, excuse me, but you have school holidays." "I have to work." "You still have a lot of free time." "Do I have to justify myself to you?" " No, to Mom." "To Mom?" "Flori..." " Hm?" "I talked to the doctor." "He says that Mom will probably never wake up again." "Yes, she will." "Sure." "You should've seen her today." "I don't think you understand." "The doctor said she won't wake up." "You can't say, "Yes, she will. "" "Yes, I can." "You're not even there, how can you know?" "What part didn't you understand?" "I talked to the doctor!" "." "How does the doctor know?" "Is he there every day?" "Does he constantly check if she's improving?" "Excuse me, but he's a doctor." "Isn't he?" " So what?" "How can you be so sure that Mom is going to wake up again?" "Can you go to the hospital and tell me that she won't wake up, based on what you know?" " Yes, I can tell you that." "Mom was deprived of oxygen for so long that her brain is dead." "What right do you have to say that?" " Just get it into your head!" "You know what?" "I think you don't want her to wake up again!" "Of course I do!" "But the two things have nothing to do with one another!" "Of course they do!" " No, because we have to accept it!" "We have to deal with it, and you have to change your life!" "You know what?" "You're a liar." "Florian!" " A fucking liar!" "Florian, come back here!" "Baby..." "There's something I want to tell you." "I have a feeling deep down inside." "And if you ask me how I feel, then I'll tell you:" "I feel like disco" "I'm so out of sight" "Disco, disco" "Sexy in the night I feel like disco" "Baby, I'm so outta sight Disco, disco" "So sexy in the night" "So sexy in..." "Florian!" "Get out." "Get out!" "You can't be here." "Go!" "Don't you talk to me like that!" " What do you want here?" "Get out!" "Sit down there and get changed." "It's enough!" "Pack this up." "Get changed!" "You'll come to the pool with me tomorrow." "Don't wait so long." "Count to three, then go." "Let's do that three more times." "Then we'll move on." "You can step it up a bit." "Morning." "You wait too long." "Mrs. Förster has been training for half an hour already." "So what?" "Well, you're late." "Late?" "Have you warmed up?" " Of course." "Practice dives?" "No, you said I should..." " Go on, practice dives." "What's with your stupid grin?" "Go into the warm pool, there you won't get in anyone's way." "You have to stretch yourself." "Up, stretch out, and then flip." "I told you that already." " I'll do better next time." "Again." "Impulse training wouldn't be a bad idea." "Yeah." "You have to move forward faster!" "It's important to go high, onto the heels, don't sit on your behind and come out of it faster!" "Has Nele put on weight?" "Not that I've noticed." "You didn't stretch enough." "Put more tension in your legs." "Yes." "Did you get lucky, or can you do that one now?" "One more and then that's it." "See, you're getting it." "Radu, we'll do ten more." "If you're looking for your dad, he just left." "Here, have a drink." "For your birthday." "Cheers." "Beer?" "Cheers." "Open it." "Great." "Is it good?" " It's great!" "Thanks." "In exchange, you'll make me proud tomorrow, huh?" "Huh?" " Yes." "Now let go of the railing." "Feet, toes to the edge." "Come on." "Let go of the railing." "Go on!" "Should I turn on the bubble system?" "Stand there and relax." "I'll turn it on and then you jump." "And now jump!" "Now jump!" " I will." "In a minute, okay?" "Not in a minute, just jump!" "I'm sorry!" "What should I do?" " You should jump!" "Just do it, Flori!" "You know what?" "You really embarrass me sometimes!" "One two..." "Man, I don't believe this!" "You go up and start your practice." "Show him how it's done." "Come back down!" "Could you get the chair out of the water?" " Yeah, yeah." "We're leaving." "See, Flori, it's not so hard." "Hey, Flori!" "Flori!" "What did the trash can do to you?" "Nothing." " What do you mean, nothing?" "My dad is a real asshole." " No, your dad..." "No, he's good." "He's a good person." "Didn't you hear what he said to me?" " Yeah, he was a bit angry." "Come on, just a bit more and we'll break it." "Yeah, but..." "Still, it's no way to treat your son on his birthday." "What?" "When's your birthday?" " Today." "Today?" " Today." "Oh, congratulations." "I have to..." "Wait, your present." "I even have a present for you." "I knew it was your birthday!" "Wait, my present is coming." "I have to get it." "Here's your present." "Happy birthday!" " Stop!" "I didn't have a cake, but you get an apple!" "What?" "Yeah, I gave you a present, and now you have to buy the drinks." "That's normal." "And up at the top, that tobacco there." "And, okay, how much does it all cost?" "7.60." " Okay." "And a bag for it all." "Hey, put that stuff down..." "The party is over" "It's time to go" "Too bad the two of us" "Are the only ones still standing here" "And if we don't feel like it" "Then none of it matters Because tonight" "We don't have a choice" "We don't have a choice" "Tonight we'll make love Even if the devil has to wait" "But you and me" "It really can't be" "Let's sleep together tonight And punish ourselves because of it" "But you and me It really can't be" "It can't be..." " It can't be..." "It really can't be" "It really can't be..." "Mom:" "Radu." "Radu:" "Mom." "Say something to her, she can hear it." "What..." "What should I say?" "Hello." "Hello." "What's wrong with her?" "What happened?" " Uh, well..." "Stroke." "Will she recover?" " Yes." "Yes." "Flori." "Happy birthday." "Thanks, but it's not such a good moment." "But it's your favorite cake." " Shall we go?" "Yeah, okay." "Come on!" "Look!" " Whoa!" "Imagine if construction workers were standing here." "Yeah, what do you think they'd do if they saw that?" "Come on, get down to business!" "Oh yes, do it faster!" "Yeah, baby!" "Stick it in me!" " Yeah, yeah..." "Oh yeah, I like your little... shit!" "You have to draw on it, then go like this..." "It's easy." "Here." " No, take a real drag." "Like this." "Another one." "Another." "Excuse me, are you Christian Steiffen?" "Yes, that's me." "May I punch you in the face?" " Sure, go ahead." "Well?" "Do you feel better now?" " No." "Now I feel better." " Glad I could be of help." "Take a seat." "What are you drinking?" " Milk." "Milk?" " Yeah." "A dark beer, two vodkas and a milk." "Cheers." " Cheers." "Well..." "Where should I start with you?" "I think I'd better tell you in a song." "Your loneliness I can see" "I know you have a long journey" "Your sadness makes me upset" "So it's important you don't forget:" "Life is not always fries and disco" "I'm tellin' you here" "Sometimes life is just a bottle of beer" "You think that you can't continue" "Nobody here understands you" "Stick around at the bar for a while" "You're sure to leave with a smile" "Life is not always fries and disco" "I'm tellin' you here" "Sometimes life is just a bottle of beer" "A bottle of beer" "And you forget every worry" "Another bottle of beer" "And there's no need to hurry" "Another bottle of beer It goes straight to your heart" "Another bottle of beer You forget what the pain was about" "Come on, spend some more time here" "You and I, that much is clear" "Will have another bottle of beer" "Oh..." "Life is not always fries and disco" "That's what I'm tellin' you here" "Sometimes life is just" "A bottle of beer" "Sometimes life is just a bottle of beer" "Oh, sometimes life is just a bottle of beer" " Beer!" "Hanno, Hanno, Hanno..." "Hanno?" "Hanno... hello!" "Can you hear me?" "You're the best dad in the whole world." "The best dad!" "You hear me?" "Hanno?" "You're the best dad in the whole world." "There's just one thing you don't know about your son." " Hm?" "Hold this, nice and tight." "You're a good guy, Steiffen." "A really good guy." "No, really, you're a good guy." "Shit!" "Oh, God!" "Oh..." "Not you again." "Please, no." "Boys?" "Sorry..." "Oh, no." "What are you doing?" "Oh, sorry." "You can stay if you want to." " Why?" "Did I do something wrong?" "Will we meet again sometime?" "What do you mean, meet?" "Why should we meet?" "Flori, will you get me a pickled herring?" "Fuck!" "Good afternoon." "Glad you could make it." "Have you introduced yourself?" "No." " To the audience, I mean." "Please tell us your name." "Well, my name is Hanno Herbst, and yesterday I found out that my son is gay." "How did you realize?" "I mean, there are certain characteristics." "Well, I came home from the bar, and then I..." "Were you drunk?" " I did have a slight buzz." "Yes, yes." " Not much, but somehow..." "I came home and saw the two of them lying there in the bedroom." "But when you're drunk you see double." "Did you see your son double, by chance?" "No, I wasn't that drunk." " I see." "So what are your concerns now?" " Well, I'd like to know how..." "How should I, as a gay father..." "I mean, well, that wasn't what I..." "You didn't mean to say that." " I sure didn't." "No, as a father of a gay child, how should I behave toward him?" "Safer sex, for example." "That requires some education, doesn't it?" "Yes, it's very important that you say:" "Condoms are very important, safer sex is important." "But then you have to communicate joy." " Yes." "You have to give him love, you should always smile when you approach him." "Have you ever practiced anal sex?" " You mean me?" "No." "Here we have some nice objects, perhaps we can try them out later." "My task as a sex therapist is to ensure that you, in order to better understand your son, perhaps when you're in a taxi or having dinner for example, that you just slide it in and see what happens." "Yes?" " Okay." "Mom." "Mom?" "Mom?" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Please!" "Oh well..." "It's not so terrible, huh?" "Come here." "Yeah." "Yeah." "We're at the beach." "Beneath us is the pure white sand." "And in front of us is the ocean." "The ocean is a deep blue," "and very deep." "The clouds are really small, and pure white." "Everything is so beautiful." "Now you have to say something." "We're lying there on the beach and looking out at the ocean, and... far off on the horizon we can see a an enormous container ship." "One of those tankers." "It has a 100,000 gross registered tons of crude oil aboard." "It's sailing from..." "Saudi Arabia on its way to... to Rotterdam, in order to unload its cargo." "Hey, Dad?" "It doesn't really work with you." "Isn't it exciting?" "It's not relaxing." "How about the two of us cook something nice tonight?" "Sizzle, sizzle?" "Sure." "Sizzle, sizzle." "Nice." "Who's that?" " No idea." "Open the door." "Pass that here." "Cheers, boys." "I surprised you, didn't I?" "Let's have a boys night tonight, okay?" "Cheers, Flori!" "What's there to celebrate?" "I thought we were doing our training plan." "Yeah, after dinner." "If you want to do your training plan, I can go to my room." "I already said, after dinner." " Okay." "Taste good?" "Yes." "So you'll be coming by more often?" "No." "No." "Right?" "Ah, forget it." "I thought you two had a cozy evening yesterday?" "A what?" " We didn't have a... cozy evening." "No?" "I thought you slept in the same bed?" " I was just tired, so I went to sleep." "There's nothing bad about that." "No, there isn't." " No, it's completely okay." "Dad..." "Radu didn't do anything..." "I never said he did." " Yes, you did." "But he didn't." "So let's just eat." " I thought he has a crush on you?" "What do you mean, crush?" " No, he doesn't!" "What bullshit did you tell him?" " I didn't say anything." "Dad..." "What do you mean?" " Dad, Radu doesn't have a crush on me," "I don't have a crush on Radu." "It's all good." "Let's just eat, please." "But you slept at our place last night." " I was tired." "What's wrong with that?" "What did he say?" "What did you say?" "Are you retarded or what?" "I didn't say anything." "Dad, Radu slept over last night, that's not... it's not a big deal." " Don't make such a fuss about it." "What do you mean, "make a fuss"?" "But you'll be coming more often now." " No, Radu won't come more often!" "I thought that's what you want!" " No!" "I'm tolerant about it, it's nothing bad." " Tolerant about what?" "I want to make it clear that if..." " If what?" "If you do it with each other, please use a rubber." " What is that?" "What did you say?" "Look what you've done!" "I didn't say anything!" " I told you..." "No!" " What do you mean?" "Of course you did!" "Stop shouting, this is my apartment," "I want you to use condoms when you screw!" " See what you did?" "Are you happy?" "I didn't do anything!" " Nothing?" "Oh, sure!" "I told you..." "Oh, stop it, I know you like Flori!" " Shut up!" " I do not!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" " See you at practice!" "All I wanted was..." " You always ruin things!" "I just want what's best for you." "I don't want you to get infected!" "Hanno?" "I never said it would be easy." "Hanno, you are a really great guy" "The world and I We really like you" "How much you do" "And how you manage it all" "Hanno, you are a really great guy" "Radu!" "Radu, I didn't tell him." "Leave me alone!" "What do you want?" "You betrayed me!" "I'll fuck you up!" "I'm not gay!" "Flori, stay here..." "Flori?" "Florian?" "Flori, if I can give you a little..." "Everything's fine." "I dreamt the whole night of myself" "It was a dream" "So wonderful and pure" "And when gently I awoke" "And in the mirror saw this bloke" "That's when I thought:" "This must be love" "What?" " The two of them." "What about them?" " Are they just talking, or is it more?" "Of course they're talking, what else?" "Looks like more, if you ask me." "What does he want with her?" "Radu?" " Uh-huh." "With your daughter?" " Uh-huh." "Nothing." "She's got no time for such silly games." "I'm telling you, she can't afford it." "Especially not with him." " Your daughter's not that pretty either." "Besides, Radu is..." "From Romania, uh-huh." "Yes, and he's..." " He hits on everyone around here." "That's how they are." " Who else did he hit on?" "What do I know?" "That's how he is..." "Nele!" "He's not hitting on anybody." "Nele, let's go, we should be going home." "Nele!" "What is it?" "What's so important?" "Thanks." "What was that about?" "What was so urgent to talk about?" "Radu!" "Hey, Radu." "Uh..." "Do you want to do something tonight?" "Tonight?" "Yeah, okay." "Okay." "Let's talk later." "Go on and get changed." "Radu!" "Come on." "Hey." "Hi." "Well?" "Everything cool?" "Yeah." "What's all this?" "I thought we wanted to have some fun, not do wellness." "I thought I'd make it nice... for us." "Yeah, it's..." "let's sit down." "I didn't know we were going to a hospital." "Yeah, it's a bit weird, but it's okay." "It's, you know..." "I have an idea:" "We'll finish this bottle..." "Okay." " Then we'll play that bottle game, you know?" "Spin the bottle." " Right." "Wait, put that somewhere else." "You, Flori!" "Truth or dare?" "Truth." " Truth..." "Well, do you have a crush on anyone?" "Yes, sort of." " Okay." "But you don't know him." "I mean, you don't know her." "You can..." "But later I'll want to know." "Now we'll start for real." "Dare." "Now I want to see if you two are up for it..." "What do you mean?" "Up to for what?" " Give Radu a kiss." "What do you mean, give Radu a kiss?" "Why?" " It's a dare." "Careful, you're about to get a real dare." "Come on, do it." "Hey... a kiss!" "That was a kiss!" "That was... "hello!"" "Yeah, that's normal, isn't it?" "Dare." "You say it..." " You." "Uh..." "Say..." "Say that you're gay." "Okay." "I'm gay." "And now say it like it comes from the heart." " What?" "Huh?" "How should it come from the heart if it's not true?" "Come here." "See?" "I'm not gay." "I told you so." "I think you need to get some sleep." "Boys, this is getting a bit too stupid for my taste." "I'm leaving." "Are you coming too?" "Or are you staying with him?" "No, I'm coming with you." "Radu!" "And he gets the yellow card for it." "Referee Starke made the right call." "It's no wonder, in a final phase as hectic as this." "The final phase of the game is chaotic." "The team from the Rhineland would be content with a 2:2 draw." "What's this?" "I got it from Dad." "And I love you." "I love you too." "Want to try?" "Keep jerking it." "Yeah." "Just a bit..." "Hey..." "I think Egon's cooked." "Yeah." "Put him on here." "Yeah." "Where do we start?" "We'll put that back there." "You can't eat that part." "This here is good." "It tastes bitter." "Just like life, huh?" "Should we get a doner kebab?" "Baby..." "There's something I want to tell you." "I have a feeling deep down inside." "FOR DAD" "And if you ask me how I feel..." "Then I'll tell you:" "I feel like disco" "I'm so out of sight Disco, disco" "Sexy in the night I feel like disco" "Baby, I'm so outta sight Disco, disco" "So sexy in the night" "So sexy in the night" "Tonight I'm goin' out" "And I know there'll be a crowd I feel like disco" "And the ladies that I see Look mighty fine to me" "I feel like disco" "I shake my behind" "And you do the same in line" "I feel like disco" "I grab my own crotch" "You cannot help but watch I feel like disco" "Oh, oh!" "I feel like disco" "I'm out of sight Disco, disco" "Sexy in the night" "I feel like disco..." "Set me free, set me free!" "He wishes!" "So sexy in the night..." "Thanks." " You're welcome." "I turn on the spot My God am I hot" "I feel like disco" "The crowd is fantastic..." "It keeps slipping out..." "But now... yes!" "Yes..." "And the babes come around" "When I dance to this sound" "I feel like disco" "Only the DJ's a bit pissed" "'Cause he will not be missed" "Sorry..." "I feel like disco" "I'm so outta sight Disco, disco" "Sexy in the night" "I feel like disco" "Baby, I'm so outta sight" "Disco, disco" "So sexy in the night" "So sexy in the night"