"Shit!" "Crazy-drivin'motherfucker." "Shit." "Come on." "Come on." "Hey!" "Hey, Marvin, what are you doin'?" "He's mine, Jack." "Get lost." "Fuck you, he's yours!" "He's mine." "Eddie assigned this guy to me." "What are you doin'?" "Straighten it out with Eddie." "I'll collect the money." "I almost got killed tryin' to get this guy." "He shot at me!" "Back off, goddamn it!" "I said I'm takin' him, all right?" "All right." "All right." "This guy's worth 1,200!" "Okay, okay, Marvin." "What the hell we fightin' for?" "We're friends" "Hey, nothin' personal, Jack, but fuck off, all right?" "Take it easy." "Jesus!" "Marvin, watch out!" "What the fuck goin' on?" "You guys ain't cops." "No, we're ballet dancers." "Your mother ever teach you how to react to strangers?" "Not shoot at 'em." "Huh?" "Hey, Marvin." "Thanks for the car." "You sleep, and I'll bring it back a little later." "Got a delivery for you, Gooch." "Good, Jack." "The soda machine's been out for a week and a half." "Check that for me, would ya?" "What do we got here?" "All right." "Give you any trouble?" "Did you give me any trouble?" "Fuck you, man!" "He didn't give me any trouble." "Walk!" "Move!" "Fuck you too, man!" "I know my motherfuckin' rights!" "Move it!" "Slap it." "Mascone's Bail Bonds." "No, it's cash only." "No checks, no cards." "I'm sorry, ma'am." "That's the policy." "I wish I could help you out." "Sorry." "Just dropped off Bouchet." "Is Eddie in?" "So you finally caught someone, Jack." " Jerry, is he in?" " I think that's terrific." "Jack, been tryin' to reach you since last night." "What do you got for me?" "You were tryin' to reach me?" "Yeah." "It's Bouchet." "Ooh, Bouchet." "Good score, Jack." "Nine hundred, right?" " No, it's 1,200." " No, nine." "That's" " That's 1,200." "Come on." "No." "Yeah." "Yeah, you're right." "My stomach's killin' me." "I'm goin' over to Chin Loo's for breakfast." "I wanna talk to you." "About what?" "I'll talk to you over there." "Could I have my money first?" "Of course." "What do you think?" "I'm gonna try to stiff you?" "You?" "Never!" "He would never try and stiff me." "Do I detect some kind of sarcasm here?" "Never." "Where do I-I-I-- Where have I inherited this reputation?" "I have never done business with anybody-- and Jerry is my witness-- that I have ever, ever, ever" "Does that phone ever ring" " Has that phone ever rang with a complaint about me?" "Never." "Never." "So let's go." "I'll buy you some breakfast." "I don't eat breakfast." "Then have an early lunch." "Let's go." "You ever hear of a guy named Jonathan Mardukas?" "The Duke." "Yeah, I know who he is." "What do you know?" "He's that accountant that embezzled a couple of million... from some Vegas wise guy and gave it to charity." "That's very good." "Only it wasn't a couple of million." "It was $15 million." "It wasn't some Vegas wise guy." "It was Jimmy Serrano." "I know." "I know." "I can read the papers." "Well, look, I don't wanna bring up the past, but isn't Serrano the guy that ran you out of Chicago... when he was runnin' things back there?" "He didn't run me out." "Yeah, right, right, right." "You gave up bein' a cop to do this shit?" "All right, what's the point?" "The point, Jack:" "I bailed out the accountant." "See, I didn't know who he was at the time." "Had I known, there was no way I would've put up the bond." "I mean, it's only a matter of time before Serrano vanishes this guy from the planet, and I'm out 450,000." "You're out 450,000 on this guy?" "No." "No." "No." "Because I got you, and you're the best, and you're gonna find him and bring him back." "Yeah, right." "How do you even know this guy is still alive?" "Because this guy is crazy." "He sends postcards to Serrano, tellin' him what a great time he's havin' with his money." "How much time you got left?" "Friday midnight I default." "I eat the 450." "This Friday?" "That's five days." "Forget it." "You go find him." "Give me my money." "All right." "Listen to me." "I'll give you 4-- I'll give you 50 grand." "Fifty grand?" "I gotta chase you down for 1,200." "Forget about it." "No, no, Jack, please. "Jack," nothin'." "Forget it." "What else you got?" "I ain't got nothin'." "This is it." "If you don't find this guy, I'm outta business." "Eddie..." "I'll do it for a hundred thousand." "A hundred thousand?" "Are you outta your mind?" "This is an easy gig." "It's a midnight run, for Christ's sakes!" "Maybe you haven't noticed, but I'm tired of gettin' shot at." "I'm tired of this miserable fuckin' business, every lowlife that I run into." "If you're gonna pay me, you gotta pay me what's right." "You want me for this job?" "Give me what's right." "First of all, the guy is an accountant." "He's not gonna shoot you." "All you have to do is find him, put him in a bag, hit him with a rubber hose, bring him home." "Oh, that's easy for you to say." "Listen to me." "It's a hundred thousand, no more, no less, and I want a contract." ""Contract"?" "Contract?" "That's right." "I want it in writing." "One hundred thousand dollars, and I'll have the Duke here for you by Friday night." "Now, can I have my 1,200, please?" "You're worse than any crook I ever put a bond up for." "Stanley?" "Stan." "Hey, Big Dog." "How are you?" "What are you doin' here?" "How ya doin'?" "Listen." "I need a favor." "I need to see the booking slip of a Jonathan Mardukas." "M-A-R-D-U-K-A-S." "Here you go." " Yes, sir." " What's that?" "The number he called right after he was arrested." "212 area code." "Looks like I'm goin' to New York." "Are you Jack Walsh?" "Excuse me." "Are you Jack Walsh?" "I'm sorry." "Do I know you?" "Alonzo Mosely, F.B.I." "Oh, that's a nice badge." "How can I get one of those?" "I wanna talk to you." "Yeah?" "Call my social secretary." "Very funny." "I wanna talk to you." "Take your ha-- Take your hands off me!" "Come on!" "Geez!" "Take it easy!" "You know it's a $10 fine for jaywalking in Los Angeles?" "Shut up!" "What I wanna know is, are you working on anything having to do with Jonathan Mardukas?" "Never heard of him." "Well, I believe you have heard of him." "Let me tell you something, asshole." "We've been working on this Jimmy Serrano thing for about six years." "Mardukas is my shot." "I'm gonna bring him in to federal court, and I don't want any third-rate rent-a-thug... who couldn't cut it as a cop in Chicago... bringing him to L.A. on some bullshit local charge." "Do I make myself understood?" "Can I ask you something?" "These sunglasses, they're really nice." "Are they government-issued, or do you guys go to the same store to get 'em?" "Do I make myself understood?" "Can't you take a joke?" "Get him outta here." " No, let's talk some more." " Get the fuck outta here." "If I hear anything, I'll let you know." "Have a nice day." "Thank you." "Think I can have my sunglasses back?" "Here's your sunglasses." "Go." "Thanks." "Thanks for this too." ""Alonzo Mosely."" "Alonzo." "How's that?" "Looks fine... to me." "Harold Longman, please." "Harry?" "Jack Walsh." "How ya doin'?" "You got that address check on that phone number for me?" "Uh." "Uh-huh." "Okay." "Thanks a lot, Harry." "Say hello to Julie for me." "Okay, bye." "Thank you." "You Jack Walsh?" "Who wants to know?" "Answer "yes."" "We'd really like to have a word with you." "Oh, yeah?" "What about?" "It involves big cash, lotta prizes." "I'll make it short and sweet." "People I work for, really interested in your visit here." "Oh, yeah?" "Who are the people you work for?" "An old friend of yours from the Chicago days." "You're here for the Duke." "You think he's in New York, and we think you're right." "That's a nice jacket." "What is it, uh, goatskin?" "Come on, Joey." "Please, will ya?" "Never mind him." "The way I hear it... you didn't cooperate with my boss a few years back." "Is that the way you heard it?" "Yeah." "But I got a news flash for you, Jack." "He'd pay more for the Duke than that putz bail bondsman back in L.A." " Oh, yeah?" "How much more?" " How about a one with six zeroes?" "Are you gonna propose?" ""Propose"?" "Propose. 'Cause if you're not, quit staring' at me." "Okay?" "Starin' at you?" "You're staring at me." "Come on, Joey, back off." "Will you, please?" "Mr. Walsh, your car's located in space number 206." "You can catch our shuttle bus just through these doors." "Thank you." "Here's my number, Jack." "Ask for Tony Darvo." "That's me." "They'll put you through to wherever I am." "And be good to yourself this time." "Okay?" "Tell Jimmy I said hello." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Mrs. Nelson?" "Yes." "Alonzo Mosely, Federal Bureau of Investigation." "How are you this afternoon?" "I'm fine." "Let me get to the point, if I may, Mrs. Nelson." "An agent in our Los Angeles office discovered a detail that was overlooked until now." "It seems that when a Jonathan Mardukas was arrested, you were the first person he called." "Is that correct, Mrs. Nelson?" "Are you there, Mrs. Nelson?" "Yes." "Needless to say, this is a matter of great concern to us, and if it would not be too much trouble, we would like you to come down tomorrow morning to 26 Federal Plaza." "Do you think you could do that?" "I suppose so." "About 9:00 a.m.?" "Yes." "Just ask for Agent Alonzo Mosely." "Thanks for your cooperation." "Have a nice day." "Hello?" "Dana?" "It's Helen." "The F.B.I.just called." "They want to speak to me about Jonathan." "Oh, my God." "Helen." "Helen, what's going on?" "Jonathan, the F.B.I.just called." "They know we spoke the night you were arrested." "Hang up the phone, Helen." "Right now." "Ah, sweet music." "Who's gonna pick up the Chinese laundry?" "Do you think there's enough room in the suitcase?" "Yeah." "Did you check this one?" "Shampoo and all that" " What?" "What is it, Jon?" "I don't know." "Okay." "Okay, Heidi." "Okay." "Alonzo Mosely, F.B.I!" "You're under arrest!" "Get this fuckin' dog outta here!" "Get this dog outta here, ma'am!" "Not you." "You stay there." "Get the dog, ma'am." "Do it." "Do it." "Heidi." "Come on, girl." "Come on." "That's a good girl." "Come on." "Come on." "Don't move, or I'll shoot you through the glass." "Get over here." "Put your hands up against the wall." "Your hands up against the wall." "Spread your feet." "Relax." "There won't be a problem." "Put your left hand behind your head." "Put your left-- That's it." "You're taking me to the airport, aren't you?" "You don't look like an F.B.I. agent to me." "Yeah?" "Well, you don't look like a duke to me." "If you're an F.B.I. agent, why don't you take me to the F.B.I. office?" "If you don't be quiet, this is gonna be the worst trip of your life." "You work for Jimmy Serrano, don't you?" "I don't work for that piece of shit." "Your ball bondsman hired me to bring you back to L.A., and that's what I'm doin'." "I got money, you know?" "I'm sure you do." " I'll give you whatever you want." " Start by shutting up." "I know you all of two minutes, and already I don't like you." "Gee, that's too bad." "I really like you." "I can't keep you cuffed on a commercial flight, and I gotta check my gun with my luggage, but you fuck with me once, and I'm gonna break your neck." "I can't fly." "What?" "I can't fly." "No, no." "You're gonna have to do better than that." "I don't have to because it's the truth." "I can't fly." "I suffer from aviophobia." "What does that mean?" "It means I can't fly." "I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia." "I'll tell you what." "If you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from "fistaphobia."" " Mascone's Bail Bonds." " Jerry, put Eddie on the phone." " Jack, what's the progress?" " I got him." "You got who?" "The Duke." "He's standin' right here." "You got him?" "Already?" "Sure do." "Wanna say hello?" "Say hello to your bail bondsman, Eddie Mascone." "Hello." "There you go." " Jonathan Mardukas in the flesh." " Jack, I love ya!" "What happened?" "How did this happen?" "Where'd you find him?" "I found him in New York." "We're at the airport." "Holy Christ!" "This is wonderful!" "This is wonderful news!" "I'll be in your office by midnight tonight." "I don't wanna hear any bullshit." "I want the money tonight." "So go empty out one of your Swiss bank accounts." "You don't have to worry about nothin'." "This is the best money I ever spent." "Okay." "See you in a few hours." "All right." "See ya later." "Night." "So what's that all about?" "Jerry, Walsh got the Duke!" "Walsh got the Duke?" "He got him!" "He got the Duke!" "No kiddin'?" "This calls for a celebration." "I'll get some doughnuts." "How do you think Walsh found him so fast?" " Yeah, hello." " Uh, Tony, uh, this is Jerry." " Jerry who?" " Jerry Geisler." "What are you doing?" " I'm eatin' dinner." "What do you want?" " Look, I hate to bother you, but I thought you'd like to know that Walsh found the Duke in New York." "They're flyin' in tonight." "They should arrive around midnight." " Don't forget me, babe." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Yeah, kid, yeah." "Thanks." "Good night." "Looks like your old friend found the accountant." "They'll be flying into L.A. around midnight." "Have 'em met at the airport." "You understand?" "Done." "Can I take your coat?" "No, that's fine." "Thanks." "May I take your coat?" "No, thank you." "First class is nice." "I can make a habit out of this." " Good evening, gentlemen." " Good evening to you." "Would either of you like a drink before we take off?" "Yes, we would like one of your finest champagnes." "Certainly." "Let's see." "Ah, look at this." "Only in America." "What a country." "Huh?" "Unbelievable." "I think I'm gonna have the steak." "How about you?" "I'm not hungry." "Well, why don't you, then, get the lobster." "Then I can get a little surf and turf action goin'." "I got a problem." "I can't fly." "I don't think you're takin' me seriously." " I'm takin' you very seriously." " I can't be on this plane." "You think I haven't heard your story before?" "Who do you think you're traveling with, a fuckin' novice?" "You know what I'm talkin'about?" "That's it." "Settle in." "If you wanna get up and talk and mingle with the rest of the passengers, be my guest." "You ain't goin' nowhere." "There's a couple of nice-lookin' people here." "Better class of people." "Your class." "Probably all embezzlers too." "# Come fly with me Come fly away #" "Why don't you just try and relax?" "I-- Look, I ca" "Just calm down." "Just relax and calm down." "What are you gettin' so excited about?" "It's not" " It's" "No!" "I can't!" "I can't." "No!" "No!" "No!" "I can't." "I can't." "Just relax." "Just relax." "What did I tell ya?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Don't pull that shit on me-- No, no, no." "No, no." "I'm tellin' you." " I can't do it." "I can't do it." "I can't do it." "No!" "I can't!" "Get over there!" "These things go down!" "These things go down!" "All right." "It's too big!" "It can't go up!" "Hey!" "All right, everyone." "Just calm down." "All right, what's the problem?" "It's nothing, sir." "It's okay." "Alonzo Mosely, F.B.I. This man is in my custody." "I'm takin' him to Los Angeles." "There won't be any more problems." "I don't wanna fly." "I can't fly." "You can't take a prisoner aboard an airplane if he doesn't want to fly." "I do." "I'm sorry." "I thought he was bluffing." "I suggest you find some other mode of transportation." "What the fuck are you smilin' about?" "I love to travel by train." "Oh, yeah?" "What do you think this is, a class trip?" "Are you always this angry?" "Hey, look." "Right now I'm in a great fuckin' mood." "Wait till I'm cooped up on that thing." "You're not gonna be smilin'." "You're gonna be runnin' for that fuckin'jail cell." "Still gonna make your schedule?" "I'll make it, 14 hours to spare." "Oh, nice, nice." "It's a double." "There'll be a lot of room." "Glad you like it." "Good." "Very nice." "Thanks." "Thank-- 'Cause they're starting to cut into my wrists." "Thank you." "You know, it just gets the skin after a while." "Get in there." "What do you want?" "What?" "Oh, come on." "Come on." "No, you don't-- Why would you do that?" "You'll enjoy yourself." "This is my room, and that's your room." "Good night." "Hey, can I, uh, help you guys?" "Special Agent Mosely, F.B.I." ""Mosely"?" "Are all you guys named "Mosely"?" " What are you talking about?" " You're here to pick up a prisoner, right?" "How did you know that?" "He was afraid to fly, so he got off the plane." "He left with an Agent Mosely." "Sir, that must mean that Walsh has your identification." "Yeah?" "Is this moron number one?" "Put moron number two on the phone." "Yeah, Jimmy." "He's, uh, right here." "Hold on." "He's pissed." "Yeah?" "I thought you told me this guy was gonna be on the plane." " That's the information we got." " "That's the information we got."" "I want this guy taken out, and I want him taken out fast." "You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a pencil." " Do you understand me?" " You got it, Jimmy." "Tony, he ain't mad at me, is he?" "Jack?" "Jack, I th-- I think this is illegal." "Jack, I don't think you can keep a person in a bathroom like this." "Uh,you" " It's very claustrophobic in here" "Yeah, it is?" "Well, I'll tell you what." "When we get to L.A., you can tell the prison psychiatrist all about it." "There's no air." "There's no ventilation in here." "I told you I was claustrophobic." "Come on." "What do you think I'm gonna do?" "Jump off a train moving 90 miles an hour?" "Jack?" "Jack." "Jack?" "Good." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Thanks a lot." "Oh, good." "Sit down." "Oh, yeah, that's great." "Very kind of you." "Nice." "Much better." "Thank you." "Good." "What are you doing?" "What am I doin'?" "Arithmetic." "Arithmetic?" "Maybe I can help you." "I am an accountant." "Well, you know, what I was thinkin', after I turn your ass in and collect my money, I'm gonna open up a nice little coffee shop." "How much exactly are you getting for me, if I may ask?" "I don't think that's any of your concern, but I'll tell you just to--just to tell you." " A hundred thousand." " A hundred thousand?" "Does that mean you'd take a hundred thousand to let me go?" " Not by a long shot." " Two hundred thousand?" "I never took a payoff in my life, and I'm not gonna start with someone like you." " Why not?" " Because you're a fuckin' criminal, and you deserve to go where you're goin', and I'm gonna take you there." "And if I hear more shit out of you, I'm gonna bust your head, put you back in that fuckin'hole, and I'm gonna stick your head in the fuckin' toilet bowl and make it stay there." "Well, I have to tell you, a restaurant is a very tricky investment." "More than half of them go under within the first six months." "If I were your accountant, I'd strongly advise you against it." "You would?" "Well, you're not my accountant." "Yeah." "No, I mean, if I were your accountant, I'd..." "I told you, I took you out..." "No, I'm just saying that it's a very tricky business, and if I were your accountant, I would really strongly have to advise you against it, as a-- as an accountant." " You're not my accountant." " I realize I'm not your accountant." "I'm just saying if I were your accountant." "Jerry, how the hell could he miss the goddamn plane?" "He called from the airport!" "All right." "It's time to bring in Marvin." "All right?" "Call him up." "He's in Pittsburgh." "Marvin Dorfler?" "Yeah, Dorfler." "Under "D" in the Rolodex for "jerk,"Jerry." "Party animals" "Can I at least have some french fries?" "I said no, pecker breath." "Now shut up." "Yeah, Dorfler." "Marvin?" "Sweetheart, am I glad I got you." "Boy, do I have a job for you!" "Yeah?" "I'm listening." "First of all, I gotta apologize, because we were trying to find you, and it's a very important job, and I couldn't find you." "So I had to give it to Walsh, but he's fucking it up, so" "I don't know why you keep hiring that fuckin' guy." "I know." "I-I apologize." "You are the best at what you do." "You know that?" " Do you know who Jonathan Mardukas is?" " No." "Jonathan Mardukas?" "The Duke?" "I never heard of him." "Okay." "Not important." "What's important is that you find him and you bring him back, okay?" "Now, last I heard, he had him in New York, and now I don't know where the hell they are." "If you find 'em, I'll give you what I'm givin' Walsh." "Yeah?" "What's that?" "Twenty-five thousand." "But you gotta have him back by Friday midnight, otherwise the deal is off." "Yeah, well, don't worry, Eddie." "For 25 grand, I'll bring him in on a silver platter." "Bring him, uh, any way you want, but bring him, okay?" "Bye." " Hey, scumbag." " My name's Carmine, fucko." "Yeah, well, Carmine, today's your lucky day." "Why is today my lucky day?" "Shut up!" "Yeah." "Yeah, my name is, uh, Jack Walsh." "Uh, excuse me." "John Wesley Walsh." "Yeah, I think I lost my credit card." "Can you tell me the last place I used it?" "Gentlemen,you've fantasized" "Yeah, 7314-8395-2113." "The Amtrak office, Grand Central Station?" "Huh." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "I remember that now." "Yeah, okay." "Yeah, thanks very much." "Hey, uh, maybe we oughta cancel that card, huh?" "Yeah." "Thank you." "Familiar with the word "arteriosclerosis"?" "Cholesterol?" "If you want, I'll outline a complete balanced diet for you." "Well, mail it to me from "C" block." " Why would you eat that?" " Why?" "'Cause it tastes good." "But it's not good for you." "I'm aware of that." "Why do something that you know is not good for you?" " Because I don't think about it." " Well, that's living in denial." "Living in denial?" "Yeah." " I'm aware of that." " So you're aware of all your behavior, yet you continue to do things that aren't good for you." "That sounds sort of foolish." "Don't you think, Jack?" "No." "Stealing $15 million from Jimmy Serrano sounds foolish." " I didn't think I'd get caught." " Now, that's livin' in denial." " I'm aware of that." " Oh, so you're aware of your behavior, and yet you continue to do things that aren't good for you." "Sounds kind of foolish to me." "Don't you think, Jon?" "It was foolish." "But taking 15 million in Mob money... and giving it to charity was good for a lot of people." "So you pissed off a mafioso killer... just to be loved by a bunch of fuckin' strangers." " That makes sense." " Don't you want to be loved?" " Lots of people love me." " Really?" "Who?" "I got an ex-wife and I got a daughter in Chicago." "How do they put up with all your sarcasm?" "Beautifully." "I haven't seen either of them in nine years." "Think maybe we should go see them?" "No, I don't think maybe we should go see them." "Thanks for the interest, though." "The job must have been tough on 'em." "I didn't do this then." "What did you do?" "I was a cop." "You were a cop in Chicago?" "Then you must know all about Jimmy Serrano." "Do you have the right to ask me certain questions?" "I think I do." " No, you don't." " I think I do." "No, you don't." "Why not?" "Dinner's over." "Let's go." "I can see this is gonna be some fuckin' trip, boy." "I wouldn't worry about it, Jack." "I'm not gonna be with you that much longer." "What do you mean?" "Well, with what I know about Serrano, if I go to jail, I'll be dead within 24 hours." "So sooner or later, I'm gonna have to give you the slip." "Sure." "Glad you find it humorous." "Let's go." "Two dollars?" "That's all you're gonna leave?" "That's 15%." "That's 13%." "These people depend on tips for a living." "Uh, can I, uh, help you, sir?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I-I'm lookin' for this buddy of mine." "Jack Walsh." "He told me he'd meet me on this train." "Oh." "Ah, yeah, Mr. Walsh." "He's in Bedroom "D," next car." "Uh, that next car?" "Yes, sir, that way." "Thanks." "Sure thing." "Have a good night." "One word and you're dead, asshole." "Oh!" "Holy shit!" "Son of a" " Ooh!" "How the fuck did you find out where I am?" "I ain't telling' you shit!" "You're gonna force me to do something I don't wanna do!" " What's goin' on in here?" " All right." "Everything's under control." "Take it easy." "Alonzo Mosely, F.B.I." "Radio ahead." "I want the local police at the next stop to place this man under arrest." "What the fuck are you talkin' about?" "That's enough out of you!" "Get on the horn and call the cops." "Is this good news or bad news?" "Apparently, Mardukas and Walsh are on the Amtrak headed to Los Angeles." "Another bounty hunter was arrested after he tried to take Mardukas away." "I want the jet ready in 20 minutes." "Where's Jack Walsh?" "Uh, he got off with the other guy... two or three stops ago." "His real name's Mosely." "I'm Mosely!" "I wanna make a collect call to a Eddie Mascone from a Jack Walsh." "Mascone." "Bail bonds." "Jerry, it's Jack." "Put Eddie on." "Jesus, Jack!" "Where the hell you been?" "Jack" " I wanna talk to him." "Jack, where are you?" "Where am I?" "Eddie, I wanna ask you somethin'." "How come Dorfler wound up on my ass?" "Did you put him on this, you son of a bitch?" "Wait a minute." "How could I put Dorfler on you?" "I don't even know where you are." " You had nothin' to do with it?" " Where are you?" "You got the Duke?" " You're damn right I got him." " Well, where are you?" "Where am I?" "I'm somewhere between-- I don't know" " Toledo and Cleveland." "We're gettin' on a bus." "Bingo." "Bus?" "Jack, don't get on a-- What, are you outta your mind?" "Will you just shut up and listen to me?" "We're gettin' on a bus." "I wanted to let you know we're on our way." "Bye." "Don't hang up!" "Shit!" "What the hell is this guy doin'?" "I don't know." "Listen, uh, maybe I oughta get some doughnuts or somethin', huh?" "Two one-way tickets to Los Angeles, please." "Still gonna make our schedule?" "Don't worry." "I'll get you there on time." "Don't have any illusions." ""Illusions"?" "Illusions." "Illusions." "I'm sorry, sir." "This card's been canceled." "Huh?" "It's been canceled?" "I'm sorry." "That's a mistake." "Would you please try it again?" "I checked it twice, sir." "Please try it again." "Please try it again." "Did you pay the bill?" " Shut up." " I'm sorry, sir." "It's been canceled." "Ma'am, that is impossible." "I pay my bills." "There is no way that that could be canceled." "Shut up!" "It's canceled." "Please." "It's canceled, sir." "Ma'am, please-- Would you like to try another credit card?" "I don't have other credit cards." "Please." "Or cash." "Would you just try that again?" "No." "All right." "Alonzo" " Uh, Jack Walsh, Federal Bureau of Investigation." "This is official business." "I'm taking this man" " I mean, he's in my custody." "I'm taking him to Los Angeles, okay?" "So please try this once more." "Jack Walsh is not the name on that badge, sir." "Would you like me to call the F.B.I.?" "Or would you like to pay cash?" "How much is it?" "Two hundred and sixty-four dollars for two tickets." "Two sixty-four." "Here's a hundred." "Got any money on ya?" "A lot." "You call that a lot of money, huh?" "Well, it's enough to get you where I'm gonna get you." "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven." "Got the whole fuckin' force after me, huh?" " Who the fuck are you?" " Special Agent Mosely, F.B.I." "Oh, goddamn it!" "I didn't do anything." "Relax." "Just wanna ask you a few questions." "That's all." "Yeah." "Fuckin' "A." Help yourself." "So, what do you know about Jack Walsh?" "Ah, now, no." "Come on." "Come on." "Cigarettes are killers." "So are women." "Not the right woman." "My wife and I have a wonderful relationship." "She stuck it out with me through all of this." "Yeah, stuck it out with you and all your millions." "What a trouper." "I don't have millions, Jack." "I gave it all to charity, remember?" "You didn't keep just a little for yourself, Jon?" "I kept enough to get away and stay hidden." "Yeah, right." "We change buses in Chicago." "You're gonna have a couple hours." "You would be a better man if you use that time to look up your ex-wife and daughter." "It's a perfect opportunity." "Why don't you mind your own business." "Why is it you haven't seen them in nine years?" "Why?" "That's" " Just to get you off my back, I'll tell you why." "Yeah." "She married a police lieutenant, and I'm not very popular... with the Chicago Police Department, okay?" "Why aren't you popular with the Chicago police?" "That's a whole other" "What, do we know each other?" "Get" " What a-- "Why"?" "Why?" "What did you do?" "Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department?" "That's something that really doesn't concern you." "She hurt you, Jack?" "Yeah." "I'm sorry." "What are you sorry about?" "I'm sorry you're hurt." "I'm not hurt." "You just said you were hurt." "I'm not hurt." "You just said you were hurt." "I didn't." "You said I was hurt." "I asked if you were hurt, and you said, "Yeah, I'm hurt." You made me say it." "You're starting to put words in my mouth." "You're a grown man." "You have control over your own words." "You're goddamn right I do." "So here come two words for you:" "Shut the fuck up!" "Excuse me." "Walsh called Mascone about half an hour ago from outside Toledo." "He's on an Interstate Coach Lines bus headed for Chicago." "Come on." "Sir, what do we do with this guy?" "Let him go." "Son of a bitch stole my cigarettes." "When's the last time you had a chest X ray?" "You know about secondary smoke?" "You could give people lung cancer... wh-who are innocent and tryin' to live healthy lives." "Why don't you just go back to sleep?" "Leave me alone." "Do whatever you have to do." "Why don't you put the cigarette out?" "Why don't you shut up and leave me alone?" "Put the cigarette out, Jack." "What a..." "Put the cigarette out." "pain in the ass this guy is." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I thought you were putting it out." "No, I'm not putting it out." "Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department?" "Sid's downstairs." "What's up?" "I think you and I should talk." "What are you hangin' around for?" "Take a walk." "I heard somebody picked up Mardukas." "Old news." "I'm already on it." "I don't have to tell you what'll happen if he becomes a government witness." "I can assure you that will not be the case." "I assumed you were taking that position, but I am supposed to advise you against such acts." "Relax." "Have a cream soda." "Everything is gonna be all over within a few minutes." "Who the fuck are these guys?" "Hands on the bus!" "All right, spread 'em." "It's the fuckin' feds." "Remember me?" "Agent Foster Grant." "Alonzo, aren't you gonna thank me for doin' your job for you?" "Thank you, Walsh." "Let's get the fuck outta here!" "Come on!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Keep moving." "Relax." "No!" "Come on!" "Hurry it up." "What are you doin'?" "Are you there?" "God!" "Oh!" "Wait a minute." "Jesus Christ!" "All right!" "I'm comin'!" "I'm comin'!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "I'm comin'!" "All right!" "Wait a minute!" "Walsh, you son of a bitch!" "God!" "My God!" "Shut up." "What the hell was that?" "Shut up." "Wh-Wh-Why were they shooting?" "Those are Serrano's people back there." "They're not waiting for you to get to jail." "Why are we runnin'away from the F.B.I.?" "'Cause I gotta bring you back myself." "Otherwise I won't get my money." "I won't give you to the feds." ""Alonzo Mosely." Isn't that the name you've been using?" "Let me see that." "Look at this wealth of information." "What?" "They got a tap on Mascone's line." "Son of a bitch!" "What are ya doin'?" "What are ya doin'?" "How far do you think we're gonna get in a stolen F.B.I. car?" " What's that for?" " An inside joke between me and Alonzo." "Tony Darvo, line one." "Yeah?" "Sorry, Jimmy." "It didn't happen." "It didn't happen?" "Say that again, Tony." "It didn't happen." "There was cops all over the place." "There was a million fuckin' feds all over." "Jimmy, it was a mess." "It was a real mess." "You'd better get off the line." " If they've got a tap on that line" " Shut your fuckin' mouth!" "Now, listen to me, dummy." "Do they have Mardukas in custody or not?" "I don't" " I don't" " Jimmy, I don't know." "The cops are swarming all over the place." "We couldn't see anything." "Let me tell you two stupid motherfuckers something." "I don't wanna get another phone call like this, because if I do," "I'm gonna get on a fuckin' plane, and I'm gonna blow torch both of you." " Do you understand?" " Are you gonna stop?" "I'm on the phone talkin' to Jimmy." "What are you doin'?" "I should've killed Walsh in Chicago a long time ago." "Don't say a word to me, Sidney." "Don't say a fuckin' word to me." "I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head." "I can't believe this." "I haven't seen them in nine years, and the first thing out of my mouth is gonna be," ""Can I borrow a few hundred bucks?"" "I have a feeling this is gonna be very good for you." "You look fine." " Who are you guys?" " I'm your mother's ex-husband." "Mom!" "Nice kid." "Hi, Gail." "Hello." "How ya doin'?" "I'm doin' good." "Hi." "They mentioned you and him on the news this morning." "They did?" "Yeah." "What'd they say?" "Anything good?" "No." "Are you all right?" "Yeah." "You're in a lot of trouble, Jack." "Can I come in for a few minutes, Gail?" "Can I come in for a few minutes?" "Yeah." "I won't stay long." "I just need to borrow some money to get to L.A." "You know I'm good for it." "Jack, I don't think I have that kind of cash in the house." "I'm so embarrassed, I-I-- I'm just in a jam, Gail." "It" " You look beautiful." " You don't look much like a criminal." " I'm a white collar criminal." " Jason, go upstairs now." "Jack, you shouldn't be here." "If Ted comes home, he's gonna arrest you and him." "Arrest us?" "Yeah." "Then we'd be in a lot of trouble, 'cause I'm afraid I'm short of bribe money." "All right, Jack, don't start." "Please, don't." "How is Lieutenant whatever-his-name-is?" "It's captain now." "Oh, captain." "Royalty." "Jack, I don't want any trouble." "Do you understand that?" "Please." "It is not a good day for this." "I mean it." "Come on." "Don't." "I'm sorry that my fugitive timetable doesn't coincide with your social calendar." "I don't think she was saying that." "Stay out of this." "Same old Jack." "You get your feelings hurt, and then you walk around and hurt everybody else." "Last thing I need now is one of your lectures." "I'm not lecturing you!" "I'm trying to protect you!" "Ted is gonna be home any minute." "Aw, come on." "We're all going out." "It's an important night for us." "What's so important about tonight?" "Let me guess." "What, it's payoff night?" " All right, that's it!" "Get out!" " Let's not fight." "I'm in a big fuckin'jam!" "I need to borrow money so I can get this guy back to L.A., and I'm out of this miserable fuckin' business forever!" "Can't you understand that?" "Hi." "Denise?" "You got so big." "Uh" "I'm sorry." "I'm gonna go now." "I'm sorry." "No, hold on." "I'm sorry, honey." "It's just" " We're havin' a" " What grade are you in now?" " Eighth." "Are you in the eighth grade?" "Here's $40." "That's all I've got, but these are the keys to my car." "It's the station wagon in the driveway." "I'll tell Ted that it's in the shop." "Okay." "And we'll worry about it when you get back to L.A." "So, uh, does he take good care of you?" "Mm-hmm." "Yeah?" "Well, that's all I wanted to know." "So what's he gonna say about this?" "He'll understand." "Oh, he'll-- Yeah, that's love, you know?" "Bye, honey." "Wait." "It isn't much." "About $180 baby-sitting money." "Oh, sweetheart, I can't." "Take it." "Please." "I can't." "I can't." "I can't, sweetheart." "Take it." "Hello." "I'd like to make a collect call... to an Eddie Mascone from a Jack Walsh." "Mascone Bail Bonds." " Jerry, Jack." "Put Eddie on the phone." " Eddie, it's Jack." " Stop fuckin' around." "Where are you?" " Where am I?" "I'm in Boise, Idaho." "No, wait a minute." "I'm in Anchorage, Alaska." "No, no, no, wait." "I'm in Casper, Wyoming." "I'm in the lobby of a Howard Johnson's and I'm wearing a pink carnation." "What are you talkin' about?" "I'm not talkin' to you." "I'm talkin' to the other guys." " What other guys?" " Well, let me describe the scene to you." "There's these guys, see?" "They've probably been up for, like, two days." "They stink of B.O. They have coffee breath." "They're constipated from sittin' on their asses for so long." "They're sitting in a van, and they're probably parked right up the street from your office." "But now, you guys, you're gonna have to pack up and go home, because I'm on to you, you dumb fucks." "Eddie, your phone is tapped." "I'm not gonna use this line anymore." "Go to Chin Loo's." "I'll call you there in five minutes." "They can't run a tap that fast." "So long, everybody." "Excuse me, buddy." "I got it, I got it." "I think it's for me." "Jack, that you?" "I need you to wire me 500 to the Western Union office in Amarillo, Texas, right away." "What do you need with $500 on a bus?" "And why the fuck aren't you on a plane?" "Did it ever occur to you that I am a professional and that I might have my reasons?" "We are driving now." "I only have enough cash to get to Amarillo." "We had to scrap the bus." "Fuck the bus!" "I wanna know what happened to the goddamn plane!" "He doesn't like to fly." "He doesn't like to fly?" "What the fuck does that mean?" "Listen to me, Jack!" "You gotta be back here in less than two-and-a-half fuckin' days." "A half million dollars of my money!" "What the fuck is goin' on there?" "Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, I swear to God." "Don't start with me now, or I will shoot him and I will dump him in a fuckin' swamp!" "I am in no fuckin' mood for this." "Send the money, and I'll have him back by the deadline." "You hear me?" " Yes." " Let's go." "Jerry, wire $500 to Jack Walsh in Amarillo, Texas, right away." "Amarillo, Texas." "Now, listen, also." "Get Dorfler down there!" "Find him and get him down there too." "You got it, Eddie." "Shit!" "# One of those bottles of beer should fall #" "#Ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall #" "#Ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall #" "# Ba ba boom #" "# Bada da dada da dada da boom Nine-- #" "# Ninety-three bottles of beer on the wall ##" "Why were you so unpopular with the Chicago Police Department?" "'Cause of your personality?" "What happened back at your house?" "What was that all about?" "Your wife married a corrupt police officer?" "What was it all about?" "That whole fuckin' department was corrupt." "There's good and bad everywhere, don't you think?" "Yeah, well, I'd say there's bad everywhere." "Good I don't know about." "What happened to you?" "I wouldn't go on the payroll." "What payroll?" "I was workin' undercover." "I was... close to this guy, this big heroin dealer in Chicago." "He supplied the whole city." "Took me a year just to get his confidence." "Just when I was about to nail the son of a bitch, my, uh, fellow officers... mysteriously discovered seven pounds of heroin in my house." "So this big-time drug dealer gave me a choice:" "Get on the payroll like everybody else, get out of town, or go to jail for 30 years." "Well, I didn't get on the payroll, and that's why I do this." "So when I find a criminal like you, I bring him in." "I don't have to worry about anybody taking'a payoff, because there is no anybody-- there's just me." " Why don't you get a new watch?" " I'll tell you when I know you better." "When are you gonna get to know me better?" "I'll get to know you better." "You're not gonna get to know me better." "That's what I mean." "Will you shut up?" "How much money do we have left?" "That's it?" "That's it." "We're starvin', and you're buying cigarettes?" "I need these cigarettes." "You can have your whatever you're gonna have." "I'll have this." " What can I do for you boys?" " Coffee, please." "How much is the coffee?" "It's 53 cents." "How much is tea?" "Fifty-three cents." "I'll have tea." "Okay, and our breakfast special today is chorizo and eggs." " Chorizo and eggs?" " Chorizo and eggs." "Yes." "What is that?" "It's a Mexican sausage... mixed in with scrambled eggs, and it comes with hash browns and toast." "We won't be havin' that." "Thank you." "What time you got?" " Ten to 9:00." " All right, in 10 minutes, we'll be at the Western Union office, we'll have 500 bucks." "I'll buy you a juicy steak or whatever you want." " Chorizo and eggs." " Huh?" "Chorizo and eggs." "I'll get you whatever you want." "You know, Jon, you're in this mess because you're in this mess." "I didn't put you in this mess." "Do you understand?" "Yeah." "If you had left Jimmy Serrano alone, this wouldn't be happening." "Thank you." "I had a way out of this, you know." "Oh, yeah?" "What's the thing Serrano's most afraid of?" "Goin' cross-country with you." "Gettin' knocked off by his own people." "What I know about his financial transactions would not only put him away, but every Mob guy he ever did business with." "That's why he wants to kill me." "I was gonna put all his records on computer disks." "I figured if things got too rough, I could always trade them for my life." "So what happened?" "I got arrested before I got a chance to do it." "Why didn't you just leave him alone?" "You don't look like the kind of guy who would be involved in that sort of situation." "Why didn't you just leave that heroin dealer alone?" "I wasn't some Mob accountant." "I thought I worked in a legitimate firm." "When I found out I was managing accounts that were fronts for Serrano, I couldn't do nothing." "Yeah, but, Jon, you still took what didn't belong to you." "How can you be on the side of a mobster?" "I'm not." "You're on his side if you're not on my side." "I'm not on anybody's side." " I got nothing to do with it." " You got everything to do with this." "You're taking me to jail, and in jail, you know I'll be killed." "That's not my problem." "It's not your problem?" " Did you read about me in the papers?" " Yeah, I did." "Were you on my side then?" "Yeah, I was." " Then why aren't you now?" " Because now you're in my way." "I'm in your way?" "You want the money for turning me in because that's all you're about." "You're just about the fuckin' money." "Hey, Jon, you can think whatever you wanna think." "It doesn't matter to me, because I'm getting my 100,000 any which way you want it." "Let's go." "Hey, Tony." "Tony." "Hopalong "Cassadic."" "You got your camera?" "Take a picture." "Come on." "They got these at the airport." "Should I get one on the way back?" "Come on." "Put that away." "I'm not gonna tell you again." "Tony, there they are." "How you doin', Jack?" "Aw, geez." "Jimmy sends you his regards." "Don't worry." "We're not here for you." "We're here for him." "Get over there." "No problem." "What are you starin' at?" "You gonna propose?" "Drop 'em!" "I said drop 'em, assholes!" " Who the fuck are you guys?" " Who the fuck are you?" "You're dead." "You know who you're fuckin' with?" "No." "Why don't you tell me about it?" "Make sure you speak into the microphone." "Marvin!" "Marvin!" "Very clever, Jack." "Now, give me the keys." "Come on!" "Give me the keys!" "The keys." "Looks like a package deal to me, Marvin." "Goddamn it." "Come on, both of ya." "Who the hell were those guys?" "Marvin, you did it this time." "What are you talkin' about?" "Those are hired killers back there." "Hired to kill who?" "Hired to kill this guy." "Me." "Me." "Can you believe it?" "Hired by who?" "Hired by who?" "Jimmy Serrano, that's who." "Oh, fuck." "Why they wanna kill this guy?" "Don't you read the papers, knucklehead?" "Yeah, I read the fuckin' papers." "I can't take this." "They got away!" "Gray Dodge!" "Get after 'em!" "How the fuck did you know where we were?" "I can't take this anymore." "Shut up a minute." "Did Eddie put you on this?" "Of course." "That son of a bitch." "You know I have a contract with him?" "You got a contract?" "Yeah." "I signed it on Monday." "He called me in Pittsburgh." "He said you were fuckin' this thing up." "I'm not fuckin' anything up." "You should've been in L.A. two days ago." "Marvin, don't tell me how to do my goddamn job." "I'm half-thinkin'... not to turn him in just to watch Eddie go down the fuckin' toilet." "See, that's a good thought." "What?" "Who the hell's talkin' to you?" "Yeah." "Who the fuck's talkin' to you?" "He's not yours to take anymore, whip-dick." "He's mine." "Do you hear that?" "Fuck." "Now, who the fuck is this?" "Jesus Christ!" "Do something!" "Do something!" "You guys are the dumbest bounty hunters I've ever seen!" "You couldn't even deliver a bottle of milk!" "Will you shut the fuck up?" " Where the hell did he go?" " You think we lost him?" "I don't know." "I don't see anything." "I'm sure we're completely safe." "You all right?" "Yeah." "I'm fine." "I'm enjoying it." " Marvin." "Marvin, give me a gun." " No fuckin' way." "Will you give me a fucking gun?" "Give him a gun!" "Don't fuck me, Jack!" "Yeah, yeah." "Shit." "They're not after me." "Just kidding." "I thought you threw those away." "Always check the evidence." "Those were car keys." "Whoa!" "Son of a bitch!" "There goes a hundred grand!" "A hundred?" "Eddie was gonna pay you a hundred?" "Why?" "What was he gonna pay you?" "Twenty-five." "Oh." "That son of a bitch!" "Holy shit, Jack!" "You got 'em!" "Marvin!" "What the hell are you doing, Jack?" "See you in L.A., Marvin." "Jon!" "Jon!" "Jon!" "Where the fuck are you, Jon?" "Give me your hand." "I'm slipping." "I can't hold on." "Give me your hand." "Where are you goin'?" "Jon!" "Jon!" "Good." "Promise to let me go?" "What?" "You promise to let me go?" "Fuck you!" "Promise to let me go." "Fuck you!" "You're making it difficult for me to do the right thing." "Eh?" "All right." "I promise." "I'll let you go." "Aw, geez." "You all right?" "Yeah, yeah." "Thanks for saving my life." "Thanks for letting me go." "I'll let you go, all right, the second you're in L.A. County Jail." "Come on." "Yeah." "That's right." "Down here." "You gonna stand there with your thumb up your ass, or you gonna get me the fuck out of here?" "This just came in." "Is this gonna upset me?" "I think it's safe to say that." "Are you familiar with a dish-- a potato dish-- lyonnaise potatoes?" "It's a kind of fried potato, but it's got an onion in it." "It's quite delicious." "It really goes beautifully with, uh, steak, uh, chops, you know, hamburger, cheeseburger, any of your meat dishes." "You know, I have enough money to buy as much lyonnaise potatoes" " Look." "Just shut the fuck up, will you, please?" "You really would enjoy." "I just" " I think you oughta think about it a little bit, because" "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Oh, thank you, thank you." "Thank you very much." "Cover it up." "Cover it up." "Hey." "You think you could give us a ride to the next town?" "Sure." "Jump in the back." "Thanks a lot." "Great, great." "See?" "For every shit, there's six nice people." "Yahe, everyone." "Yahe." "What's that?" "It's "hello." I can say "hello" in a lot of different languages." "Not yours, but a lot of them." "Welcome, sir." "I'm not lookin' forward to this." "You think I am?" "I don't understand the problem with you two." "The guy's a fuckin' accountant." "Jimmy, it's been bad luck right down the line." "Plus, this guy Walsh is pretty good." "If he's that good, Tony, maybe I should hire him to hit you." "I hope there's no chance of any of this comin' back to Jimmy." "No chance." "We rented the chopper out of Kansas City." "It's five times removed from you, so you're clear of this." "Don't worry." "Clear as shit, you fuckin' moron!" "The guy's still out there, ain't he?" "Let me tell you two guys somethin'." "I'm not interested in seeing you alive again until you get the accountant." "You got the message?" "End of the ride." "This is it?" " This is it." " Is there a real town around here someplace?" "Channing's." "Channing's?" "How far is that from here?" "Thirty miles." "Thirty miles." "Oh, Jesus Christ." "What the hell kind of town is this?" "Is there someone that could give us a ride to Channing?" "Is there anyone going in that direction?" "No." "No have a ride." "Excuse me a minute." "Is there a bathroom in there I could use?" "Okay?" "Yeah." "Go ahead." "Is there a telephone here?" "Telephone?" "No." "No." "No telephone." "No telephone?" "Nothing?" "Yeah." "Glad you're having a good time." ""Fear of flying"?" "You son of a bitch!" "Get over here!" "Get back here, you son of a bitch!" "Get over here!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Fear of flying, my ass, you son of a bitch." "Get out of that plane!" "You're a goddamn pilot?" "I didn't feel it was appropriate to share that with you, Jack." "I'm gonna fuckin' "appropriate" your head, goddamn it!" "How do you turn this fuckin' thing off?" "Hang on!" "Turn it off!" "Turn it off!" "Hang in there." "I'm gonna let it down easy." "Goddamn it!" "Turn this fuckin' thing off!" "Oh, shit!" "You're a goddamn pilot?" "You're a pilot?" "Yeah." "I'll show you pilot." "Let me tell you about the coffee shop I'm gonna open after I dump you and get my hundred grand." "You're gonna love it." "All right." "Get back." "Get back." "Get back." "Everybody, back." "Give me the keys to the truck." "You can't steal their truck." "You were about to steal a plane." "What are you talkin' about?" "I was trying to save my life." "You're right." "I should give 'em somethin'." "Give me your watch." "My watch?" "Shit!" "Give me your watch!" "Keep it." "It's worth a lot of money." "Get in." "Stand back!" "Get in." "Get in!" "Jack, let's be fair about this." "You lied to me first." "At" " At the river, before-- What?" "Get the fu" "At the river" " You lied to me first." "You got some fuckin' nerve." " No." "You lied to me first!" " You lied to me first!" "Yes." "Yes, I lied to you first, but you had no knowledge I was lying... about my fear of flying at the river when you lied to me." "So as far as you knew, you lied to me first." "I can't argue with you." "I don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about." "I'm just saying you lied to me first as far as you knew." "Jesus." "What's the matter?" "I got an ulcer." "Yeah, I got an ulcer." "An ulcer?" "I got a big fuckin' ulcer." "All your bullshit's starting to make it bleed again." "You know why you have an ulcer?" "'Cause you have two forms of expression: silence and rage." " You should get some milk to coat it." " Don't tell me what I need." "I need something to eat, that's what I need." "What are we gonna buy it with?" "Dirt?" "You drive to the next town." "I'll take care of it." "What do you mean you'll take care of it?" "Drive to the next town." "But you lied to me first." "Now what?" "Give me that F.B.I. badge." "The F.B.I. badge?" "Yeah." "Give me the F.B.I. badge." "Uncuff me." "Uncuff you?" "Uncuff me." "Do you wanna eat?" "Want a nice meal?" "Want some of that shit you eat?" "Come on." "Uncuff me." "You fuck with me" "You'll hit me on the head and drop me in a thing." "Right." "Come on." "Who's in charge here?" "Who wants to know?" " Me." " That'd be the manager." "I'd like to see the manager as soon as possible." "Yes, sir." "Sorry." " Yeah?" " Alonzo Mosely, F.B.I." "My partner I have been tracking counterfeiters passing phony $20 bills across state." "Have you received any $20 bills in the last couple of hours?" "Sure." "We get 'em all the time." "You get 'em all the time." "Would you mind taking two steps backwards?" "Would you mind opening the register?" "No." "Don't touch 'em." "Excuse me." "Contract two, Hank." "Check 'em out." "Give him a pencil, please." "Do the litmus configuration." " You doing the litmus configuration?" " The litmus "configururation."" "Yes." "You seen any suspicious-looking characters around here?" "No." "Do you live around here?" "Yeah." "How's it look?" "This one's bad." "Would you describe exactly what the last man who passed a $20 bill to you looked like?" "Thirty." "Tall." "About six feet tall?" " Six-five." " Dark brown hair?" "Light-colored." " Sounds like our man." " That's him." "We're gonna have to take these bills for evidence." "Make up a receipt." "This one's bad too." "I'd like you to notify all the establishments in the area." " What's the name of your establishment?" " Red's Corner Bar." " Are you Red?" " Yes, sir." " You dye your hair?" " No." "Why do they call you Red?" "It's short for redwood." "My last name's Wood." " What's your first name?" " Bill." "Thank you for your cooperation, Bill." "Hank." "These are all bad." "Those are good." "Come on." "We're gonna get this train." "What?" "We're gonna catch this train." "Come on." "I can't catch a train." "You also couldn't fly." "Start running'." "Let's go." "Wait." "It's a freight train!" "I can't do this!" "I can't do this!" "Come on." "I deeply feel I can't do this!" "I thought you loved to travel by train." "Get up there!" " What are you doin'?" " Do you promise to let me go?" " Open the fuckin' door!" " See you in the next life, Jack!" "You son of a bitch!" "You son of a bitch, open that fuckin' door!" "Huh." "Glad to see me?" "Huh?" "I guess we're in the next life, Jon." "Don't overreact now." ""Don't overreact." I won't overreact!" "Get over here!" "React?" "You do this again, I'll throw you off the fuckin' train!" "Jack, it's a bad" "Put your hand in there!" "All right." "All right." "Easy, Jack." "Easy, easy." "There, you son of a bitch!" "Jack?" "Shut up!" "I'm not talkin' to you for the whole rest of this trip!" "Are you guys gonna let me go or what?" "I'm tellin' you, I don't know anything." " Is that a fact?" " Oh, shit." "Why don't you quit?" "It'd be cheaper for both of us." " Where are they?" " You got me." " Inspector" " Shut up." "Now, you listen, you son of a bitch." "I want answers right now." "What do you want from me?" "I don't know nothin'." "Sir, it seems that an Agent Alonzo Mosely... and his partner were seen hopping a westbound freight train near Channing." "Come on." "Jack?" ""What?"" "How much further do you think we have to go?" ""None of your fuckin' business."" "No." "Because,you know, eventually I'm going to have to go to the bathroom." ""Shut the fuck up. "" "Did you ever have sex with an animal, Jack?" "Remember those chickens around Indian reserv.?" "There were some good-looking chickens." "You know, between us." "Yeah." "There were a couple there I might've taken a shot at." "What's with you and that watch?" "What is it with the watch?" "You told me when you get to know me better." "You told me about your feelings for chickens." "How private could the watch be?" "What's the big secret?" "Gail bought me this watch." "She gave it to me." "It was the first thing she ever gave me." "She bought it because I was always late... at least a half an hour or so." "She bought it and set it ahead a half an hour so I'd never be late." "Somewhere in the back of my mind, I keep thinkin' we're gonna wind up together again." "I don't know why I'm still hangin' on, still waitin' around." "I don't think she's comin' back." "Yeah." "I don't either." "I don't either." "Sometimes you just have to let go." "Just get yourself a new watch." "You're okay, Jack." "I think, under different circumstances, you and I probably still would've hated each other." "Yeah." "We probably could've been friends." "In the next life." "Yeah, the next life." "Yeah." "Great." "The accommodations were wonderful." "You got a smoke?" "Don't smoke." "That fed took my cigarettes." "You want your cigarettes back?" "Then you're gonna have to go to Flagstaff to get 'em, 'cause that's where your pal Mosely went." "Just might do that." " Where do you figure we are?" " My guess would be Arizona." "We've been goin' west all night." "I think we're almost home." "I'm almost dead." "Look, Jon." "You know, the witness protection program isn't so bad." "They'll give you a new name." "You'll have a new life." "I'm not gonna make it to any witness protection program." "You don't know that, Jon." "I know that and you know that." "Serrano's going to get to me before I get to any program." "Do me a favor." "Don't pretend you care about me." "It really insults my intelligence." "I mean, let's face it." "The only important thing about me to you... is gettin' your money." "I'm tired of you makin' me out to be some kind of thug... whose only concern is a big chunk of change." "Did you know that Serrano's people offered me a million bucks for you?" "Why don't you go over to big money?" "You're doin' his work for him anyway." "I'm working for him anyway?" "You don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about." "The reason I do this shit in the first place is 'cause I wouldn't work for that lowlife." "What does that mean?" "Nothin'." "Doesn't mean anything." "Serrano is the heroin dealer you told me about in Chicago?" "Who owned your buddies and destroyed your life?" "That's Serrano?" "That's the guy that you're takin' me in-- That's the guy that's gonna kill me?" "I hope it's a wonderful coffee shop, Jack." "Come on." "We're gettin' off." "What?" "What?" "What?" "We are getting off here, Mr. Railroad Man." "Come on." "No." "Come on!" "What are you talking about?" "Come on!" "Let's discuss this!" "You find anything?" "Not yet." "They could've jumped off the train anywhere along the line." "Trains have regularly scheduled stops." "The reason for that is because people plan to get off the trains... when they stop, and that's how, generally, people do it." "They don't throw each other off the trains." "That's the purpose of having stops." "What's this?" "What are you gonna do?" "What are you doing now?" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Oh, Christ." "Christ." "Come on." "Come on." "You kidding?" "They're gonna come out and shoot us, for Chrissake!" "What the hell." "What the hell." "Jesus." "Oh, great." "You get it started, and I'll run you over." "That's the best plan I can think of." "Congratulations." "Congratulations." " Another crime." " Come on." "I don't like this." "I don't like anything you do, to tell you the truth." "Nothin'." " Where are we going?" " To the nearest airport." "I'm not the kind of guy that says, "I told you so."" "Oh, shit!" "Looks like they've been spotted around 3 5 miles south of here, near Sedona." "There are officers in pursuit." "Let's take the chopper." "This is" " This is" " This is the kind of situation where something bad happens." "Easy!" "Goddamn it!" "I don't like this!" "Truck!" "Truck!" " Where you going, Jack?" " You'll find out when we get there." "I've come too far." "Too far." "Come too close." "Okay." "I'm coming." "All right." "Come on." "Right." "Here we go." "Hello." "Hello." "Ohh." "Am I lucky, or am I just good?" " Is that Marvin?" " Fuckin' "A"." "I'm the best." " Marvin?" " Hello, Jack, you dumb shit." "Jesus!" "Come on, you fuckin' pain in the ass." "Hold on." "Wait a minute." "If you move, I'll tear your fuckin' lungs out." " See you in L.A., Jack." " Yo, yo." "Shit." "Afternoon, sir." "Afternoon." "You're open?" "Oh, we're always open." "Hard day, huh?" "Hard week." "Yeah, I know what you mean." "I could use a cup of coffee." "Yes, sir." "Thanks." "You welcome." "Keep 'em." "Gee." "I've been lookin' all over for these." "Thanks, Alonzo." "Marvin, I have to tell you, I have this very serious fear of flying." "Yeah?" "Well, why don't you just relax and sleep through it." "Forget your deadline, Walsh." "It's over." "That's the way that one went." "I know my rights." "You owe me phone calls." "What should be of paramount importance to you right now is not the phone calls." "It's the fact that you're gonna spend 10 years for impersonating a federal agent." "Ten years for impersonating a fed, huh?" "Ten years." "Ten years." "How come no one's after you?" " Give this guy his calls." " Thanks." "Can I have a little privacy, please?" "Mascone Bail Bonds." " Yeah." "It's Jack Walsh." "Put Eddie on." " It's Jack." "Yeah." "This better be good news, fuckin' Jack, because you got five hours left." "No,it's not, Eddie." "I'm calling to let you know that you're a dead motherfucker, understand?" "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "You put Marvin on this case, you fuckin' piece of shit?" "You fucking, deceptive-- You vermin!" "You fuckin' done yet?" " You slimeball in a sea of pus!" "What?" " You blew it, all right?" "You had the guy four fuckin' days, Jack." "Four days!" "You could've fuckin'" " You could've walked him backwards and not fuckin' blown it." "When have I ever" " When have I ever let you down, you fuckin' rat?" "Are you fuckin' nuts, tellin' Dorfler I offered you $100,000, when I told him I'd give him 25,000?" "Wait a minute." "Wait, wait." "When did you speak to him?" "What's the difference?" " When did you speak to Marvin?" " He called me fuckin', what, 10 minutes ago, yelling' and screamin', tellin' me to go fuck myself." "You're tellin' me-- Everybody's tellin' me to go fuck myself!" "What?" "Am I supposed to just sit on my fuckin' butt?" "Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie." " What are you fuckin' talkin' about?" " You got five hours left." "Can you bring the fuckin' Duke in, yes or no?" " I thought he's bringing him to you." " I just talked to Dorfler." " He don't have the Duke." " What?" "Where's the fuckin' Duke?" "Hello?" "I'll talk to you later." "Jack?" "Hello?" "Is Tony Darvo there, please?" "Who's calling?" "Marvin Dorfler." "Yo." "I got Marvin Dorfler on the line." "Shall I put him through?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Put him through." "Marvin, everything's still on schedule, pal, isn't it?" "So Dorfler's working for you guys?" "Who is this?" " This is Jack Walsh." " Jack." "What are you complaining' for?" "We came to you first, didn't we?" "It's Jack Walsh." "Hold on." "Somebody wants to say hello." "Hey." "Too late for you, scumbag." "No, no." "Too late for you." "I didn't come this far not to collect, motherfuckers." " I want the Duke back." " So what the fuck you tellin' me for?" "What am I telling' you for?" "What am I telling' you for?" "What am I" " I'll tell you what I'm tellin' you for." "I got some of the Duke's belongings, that's why, including some computer disks... that have every last detail of Serrano's businesses and his money-laundering operations." "If I don't get the Duke back in two hours, I'm gonna turn those disks over to the feds." "Do you hear me?" "You tell Serrano I wanna meet him with the Duke, alone, in two hours... in the main terminal at McCarran Airport where we'll make the exchange." "He's the only one of you idiots who won't try to take a shot at me in public." "And if I see one fuckin' single goon within a mile of that airport-- and listen to me very carefully-- the deal is off, and I'm going to the feds." "I ain't gonna bother Jimmy with your bullshit." "Oh, yeah?" "You're not?" "Fine." "After he's busted, I'll make sure to let him know you knew all about it beforehand." "That's two hours from now, main terminal, McCarran Airport." "You got that, moron?" "Have a nice day." "Tell Alonzo I wanna make a deal." "You wanna make a deal with me?" "What would you do if I could deliver you Serrano?" "What do you mean "deliver"?" "For starters, conspiracy to destroy government evidence." "What government evidence?" "Will you let me take the Duke back and collect my money?" " Tell me more." " I'll have to tell you on the way." "We gotta be in Las Vegas in two hours." "[Jon ] Marvin?" "Marvin?" "No." "It's room service." "Here." "Hold this up so they know I took this today." "I amaze myself." "I'm always thinkin'." "Got it all figured out." "Now, say "cheese. " Don't do this, Marvin." "Adios." "There are no real computer disks." "Is that right?" "Right." "So if you give him blank disks and he accepts them, would that be considered an overt act?" "If he just sets foot inside the airport, he's committed an overt act." "Conspiracy to obstructjustice." "When he shows up with the Duke, you add kidnapping." "Anybody packing a gun, conspiracy to commit murder." "The fact that it's an airport" "Alonzo, correct me if I'm wrong-- I don't want to step on your toes-- you can slap an interstate transportation, aid of racketeering rap on him." "None of that bullshit means anything unless you can get him to take those disks." " Don't worry." "I'll get him to take the disks." " Get a wire on this man." "Marvin." "Hey, no hard feelings about what happened back in Amarillo, huh?" "It's just one of those spur-of-the-moment deals, you know?" " Where is he?" " Where's the money?" "In the car." "Where is he?" "Slight change of plans." "Now I want two million." " What?" " Hey." "I read the newspapers, you know?" "The guy got you for 15 million, right?" "So I figure he's gotta be worth at least two." "I'm a businessman." "How do we know you got him?" "I want one million now, and I'll call you in 20 minutes, tell you where to drop off the second million." "Once I know it's there, then I'll tell you where he is." "Okay?" "Not okay." "Why not?" "Are you fuckin' nuts?" "What's Jimmy gonna say?" "How the fuck are we gonna get the Duke now?" "You got the answer right in your hand." "What are you talkin' about?" "The paper." "Joey, when are you gonna learn how to pay attention?" "Look." "See what it says there?" "All right." "This is it." "Tonight is the fuckin' night, you understand?" "I'm sick of all of these screwups." "As soon as I get the disks from Walsh, you guys drop Walsh and you drop the Duke." "Do you understand?" "I get the disks; you drop them." "Okay?" "I don't think you should do this." "Oh, really?" "What do you propose that I do?" "Send somebody with cash, but don't do this." "I know Walsh." "He won't take any money from me." "He's a very self-righteous type." "It aggravates me." "In his mind, this is clean." "He gets what he wants;" "I get what I want." "The guy's a fuckin' burnout, Sidney." "Hey, Jimmy, listen." "Sit down." "Relax." "Have a sandwich." "Drink a glass of milk." "Do some fuckin' thing." "He's on his way." "He's heading north on Las Vegas Boulevard, approximately two miles from the airport." "We're right on 'im." "Why are you smilin'?" "I feel like a cop again." "So, I'm finally in the presence of greatness, huh?" "The Duke." "The guy that steals money from the scum of the earth... and gives it to the unfortunates of the world." "I wanted to meet you face-to-face." "Did you actually think that you were gonna steal my money... and get away with it?" "I stopped by here to tell you two things." "Number one is that you're gonna die tonight." "Number two:" "I'm gonna go home, have a nice hot meal," "I'm gonna find your wife and I'm gonna kill her too." "Joey, wait here for my call." "The rest of you, start heading' in." "You got it." "Here he comes." "Jack." "Long time no see." "Long time no see." "I see you're still spendin' all your money on clothes." "Well, you know." "While you're in town, if you wanna go see a show... or want a free meal or something, you just let me know, all right?" "On me." "That's the type of guy I am." "You're a real sport." " Just give him the disks." " How's your mother?" "She's all right." "Your daughter's gettin' big, grown up?" "Yeah." "You know, I was thinkin'." "Maybe if we would've done business way back when, you wouldn't look like a guy with a fuckin' cup in your hand." "I'm tryin' to make a livin'." "Yeah." "Listen." "You got those disks, or did you lose them like you lost your job?" "Give him the disks, Walsh." "Well, I see you, but I don't see the Duke." "We'll worry about him in a minute." "We gotta worry about him now." "Let me tell you something, Jimmy." "This isn't a reunion." "If I don't see the Duke in about five seconds, I'm walkin'." "You know, you're still way too serious." "Really." "Listen." "Why don't you just hand over the tapes?" "We'll take a walk, get the guy together." "What do you say?" "I'll see you at the arraignment." " Hey, Jack." "Jack, hey." " Where the hell is he goin'?" "You win, all right?" "I what?" "You won." "What you want me to do, yell it all over this airport?" "Where is he?" "He's on his way." "You know, I said no goons." "Never mind them." "You're gonna get what you want." "Didn't I just tell you that?" "This thing is gonna give me a heart attack before it's all over." "I know I'm gonna get a heart attack." "Since we have this moment together, there's something I've been meaning to ask you." "Doesn't it bother you... that another copper is fuckin' your wife?" "Do you know they made this guy a captain?" "Can you imagine that?" "Go figure it out." "Made him a captain." "May I help you, sir?" "Yeah." "Give me a one-way ticket to L.A." "One-way ticket to Los Angeles." "Will that be smoking or nonsmoking?" "Take a wild guess." "Smoking." "How will you be paying for this, sir?" "Aw, shit." "What?" "Look." "What the hell is he doing here?" "Male Caucasian carrying a green duffel bag, hands inside his vest, approaching subjects." "Get him out of there as quickly and as quietly as possible." "Shoot him if you have to, but get him out of here." "You okay, Jon?" "Yeah." "Stand behind me." "It's all right." "All right." "Come on." "Hey." "How's everybody doin'?" " Will you get out of here?" " Back off, everybody." "Back off." " Who the fuck are you?" "What?" "Are you writin' a book?" "Who the fuck are you?" "Who is this guy?" "Jesus." "Marvin." "Marvin, you're missin' the bigger picture." " I'm tellin' ya." "Get out of here." " Take a" "Wire's gone dead." "Are you crazy?" "I didn't come all this way for nothin'." "Serrano's leaving." "Did he take the disks?" "I don't know." "Serrano's got the disks." "Let him go, Jack." "Serrano's got the disks." " Did he or did he not take the disks?" " I couldn't tell." "Serrano's got the disks." "He's got the disks." "Marvin!" "Marvin, look out!" "Marvin, Marvin, look out!" "If you think I'm fallin' for that shit again, you're crazy." "Marvin!" "Marvin, look out!" "You stupid fucker, will you look out!" "Serrano's got the disks!" "Serrano's got the disks!" "Move in." "F.B.I!" "Take it easy!" "Come on!" "Get up." "Ow!" "Goddamn it!" "Who the fuck are you guys?" "Jimmy, there's something I've been wanting to say to you for 10 years." "Oh, yeah?" "What's that?" "You're under arrest." "Maybe we'll catch up with each other one of these days." "Maybe we will." "We still got our deal?" "We got a deal." "Hey." "Hey, wait a minute." "What deal?" "Why the fuck does he get special treatment?" " See you in L.A., Marvin." " Watch your cigarettes with this guy, Jack." "What's going on?" "Sorry, Jon." "I got an hour and a half to get you back to L.A." "Thanks, Alonzo." "Yeah?" "Mascone Bail Bonds." "Hello?" "Eddie?" "Yeah?" "Where's Jerry?" "Never mind Jerry." "Where the hell are you, Jack?" " The feds picked him up 20 minutes ago." " Yeah?" "What for?" "What's the difference, man?" "I never trusted that guy anyway." "Where the hell are you?" "Where am I?" "I'm at the airport." "And guess who I'm with." "I'm with the Duke." "You got him!" "Oh, you got him, Jack!" "I love you!" "Yeah." "You wanna say hello?" "Yeah." "Put him on." "Say hello." "Hello." "Hello, you son of a bitch!" "We got you, you son of a bitch!" "Yeah." "Now, say good-bye, you lyin' little piece of shit, because I'm lettin' him go." "Jack?" "Would've been a nice coffee shop." "Oh, geez." "Oh" "I don't get it." "I did what I wanted to do." "I got you to L.A. before midnight, so" "I don't know what to say." "Don't s" " Don't say anything." "Knowing you, you'll make me wanna put those back on you again." "Thanks." "No, Jon." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Something to remember our adventure by." "Jack?" "This better be good." "This is good." "This is very good." "When I was makin' my getaway, I thought the F.B.I. was closin' in on me." "Take it." "Take it." "I took some traveling money." "Take it." "Take it." "It's not a payoff." "It's a gift." "You already let me go." "You son of a bitch." "You son of a bitch." "I told you I had money." "I know you had money." "I didn't know you had money." "How much is here?" "Neighborhood of 300,000." "That's a" " That's a very respectable neighborhood." "I don't know what to say, Jon." "Take care." "Take care." "See you in the next life." "See you in the next life." "See you in the next life." "You know what time it is?" "Twenty-five to 12:00." "Twenty-five to 12:00." "I would've made it." "You wouldn't have change of a thousand, would ya?" "What are ya, a comedian?" "Get outta here, ya bum!" "Looks like I'm walkin'."