"[Guard speaking German]" "Monsieur Brunner." "[Guard speaking German]" "Honey, I' m home." "GIB:" "Roger that." "Copy at the boathouse." "Right on time." "Faisil, get your butt in here." "Harry's inside." "FAISIL:" "Yeah, yeah." "I'm coming." "I' m coming." " Were you born in a barn?" " Whorehouse." "Uh-huh." "You got yourfur coat razor blade there... and a bunch of guys with guns." "Hmm." "HARRY:" "I'm switching to sub-vocal now." "Check, check." "GIB:" "It' s talk radio." "You're on the air." "That guard nearest to you is moving away." "GIB:" "He's at the service door." "He's inside." "CHEF:" "Excusez-moi." "Monsieur?" "[Harry speaking French]" "[Blue Danube Waltz playing]" "[Speaking Arabic]" "All right." "Have you seen Khaled yet?" "Yep." "There he is." "How come billionaires are always short?" "JUNO:" "Jamal..." "Excuse me." "HARRY:" "Colonel, how are you?" "It's so good to see you again." " It' s been a long time." " Terrific." "Who was that guy?" "HARRY:" "Could you hold this for a second?" "Thanks." "GIB:" "You should be crossing the main foyer... headingfor the stairs." "HARRY:" "Mm-hmm." "OK, keep moving." "Keep moving." "HARRY:" "I' m in the library... and I' m heading out to the secondfloor balcony." "[Guards speaking German]" "[Grr]" "Modem in place." "Transmitting now." "FAISIL:" "Affirmatory." "It's a good hookup." "These are encryptedfiles." "It'll take a few minutes." "[Speaking Arabic] Uh-huh." "I got your password." "[Door creaks]" "[Speaking Arabic]" "[Man speaking Arabic]" "Magnificent, isn't it?" "Yes, quite." "I thought I knew most of Khaled's friends... but I don't believe I've met you before." "HARRY:" "No, we haven't met." "I certainly would remember." "Renquist, Harry Renquist." "Juno Skinner." "GIB:" "Juno Skinner." "Juno Skinner." "Come on." "Come on." "Juno Skinner, arts and antiquities dealer... specializing in Ancient Persia." "[Whistles]" "HARRY:" "This is Persian, if I' m not mistaken." "JUNO:" "Very good." "6th century B.C., to be exact." "Do you like the period?" "Oh, I adore it." "Alarm!" "Alarm!" "[Speaking German]" "Harry, we got a problem." "Guards are going apeshit down there." "JUNO:" "Acquired most of these pieces forJamal." "Do you tango?" "Mmm." "Oh!" "Tango?" "GIB:" "Harry?" "You do not have time to tango, buddy." "You copy?" "[Orchestra plays tango]" "[Guards speaking Arabic]" "Don't be stopping to smell the roses now." "You got to get out of there." "Yes!" "Files are unlocked!" "Fast Faisil strikes again." "I'm in." "I' m down, baby." "I got my hand up her dress, and I am goingfor..." "Just copy the goddamn files, OK?" "JUNO:" "Wow." "And I thought this was just going to be... another bunch of boring bankers and oil billionaires." "Harry, seconds count, buddy." "Ditch the bitch." "Unfortunately, I have to leave." "I have a plane to catch." "JUNO:" "Oh." "Well... call me sometime." "My offices are in Rome." "HARRY:" "I would like that." "Son of a bitch is with her two minutes... and she's ready to bear his children." "All right, twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy?" "HARRY:" "I' m going to walk right out of the front gate." "GIB:" "Ballsy." "Stupid, but ballsy." "[Guard speaking German]" "GUARD:" "Sir?" "May I see your invitation, please?" "HARRY:" "Sure." "Here's my invitation." "[Beep]" "Aw, shit." "Here we go." " Slight change in plans." " Hal" "[Guard shouting in German]" "[Dogs yelp]" "Stay." "[Whimpering]" "FAISIL:" "We're en route to the lower rendezvous point." "I repeat..." "backup rendezvous point." "Watch it!" "Watch it!" "GIB:" "It' s called ice, and it gets a little slick." "[Guard shouts in German]" "FAISIL:" "Harry, do you copy?" "Whoa." "GIB:" "I got it." "FAISIL:" "Shit!" "Whoops!" "Aah!" "FAISIL:" "Oh, my God." "GIB:" "Whoa!" "I got it, I got it, I got it." " There he is!" " Shit!" "HARRY:" "Hi, guys." "GIB:" "Oh, yeah, that worked good." "Right out the oldfront gate." "HARRY:" "Can you lean back a second?" "Let's go." "We can still make ourflight." "[Tires screech]" "HARRY:" "All right, that's itfor Mr. Renquist." "OK, go." "GIB:" "All right, we got Harry Tasker billfold..." "Harry Tasker passport, ticket stub, hotel bill." "I got two postcards here from Geneva." "Got some house keys right there... and I' ve got a souvenir Swiss snowing village." " What's thatfor?" " For Dana, stupe." "GIB:" "You know, bring your kid home a gift." "HARRY:" "Nice touch." "Pick me up tomorrow at eight." "GIB:" "Will do." "The debriefing is at ten-hundred." "Mm-hmm." "HARRY:" "See you at eight." "GIB:" "OK." "Hey, Harry." "Did youforget something?" "HARRY:" "What a team." "All right." "Sleep fast, buddy." "[Helen lightly snoring]" "HELEN:" "Hi, honey." "How was yourflight?" " It was fine." " Good." "HARRY:" "Brought you a little gift from Switzerland." "Snowy village." "DANA:" "Wow." "Thanks, Dad." "I've never had one of these." "HARRY:" "You're welcome." "You're late for school." "You better get going." " Don'tforget to feed Gizmo." " OK." "DANA:" "It' s pretty lame." "DANA:" "It' s pretty lame." " I' m late." " Me, too." "HELEN:" "How'd it go at the convention?" "Did you make all the other salesmen jealous?" "HARRY:" "It was fantastic." "You wouldn't believe it." "We were the big hit of the show with that new model ordering system... the six-eighty I told you about." "You can write up an order... and as soon as the customer's name comes up... you see what his credit line is... what he's ordered in the past... what discount he's gotten, every little detail." "HELEN:" "Sounds great." "HARRY:" "It' s fantastic." "Ilove the computer business." "HELEN:" "Listen, the plumber called." "He says he has to dig under the slab or something." " It' s going to cost $600." " That's OK." "HELEN:" "Well, it's not OK." "It's extortion." "HARRY:" "So what did you tell him?" "HELEN:" "I slept with him, and he said he'd knock off $100." "HARRY:" "That's good thinking." "Bye, honey." "Hello." "Dana!" "[Honks horn]" "[Rock music plays]" "[Turns music louder]" "GIB:" "I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon." "HARRY:" "Morning." "Go to school." "DANA:" "Sure, Dad." "HARRY:" "Thanks, dear." "Check these out." "Check 'em out." "HARRY:" "Where's the image comingfrom?" "GIB:" "Got a CCD camera and a transmitter... in a pack of smokes." "Pretty cool, huh?" "HARRY:" "Mm-hmm." "What the hell?" " Bye, Dad!" " What's she..." "HARRY:" "Dana!" "She's ripping you off." "Dana!" "GIB:" "I knew it." "HARRY:" "Dana!" "[Motorcycle engine revs]" "HARRY:" "Dana!" "DANA:" "Let's go!" "Can't stop, I' m late!" "Bye, Dad!" "HARRY:" "Shit." "GIB:" "Kids... 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery." "I got married three times." "I was never dumb enough to have any." "HARRY:" "She shouldn't be stealing." "I taught her better." "GIB:" "But you're not her parents anymore." "Her parents are Axl Rose and Madonna." "The five minutes a day you spend with her... can't compete with that constant bombardment." "You're outgunned, daddy-o." "It's not just because you're a bad parent." "Kids today are ten years ahead of where we were." " Morning." " Morning, Mr. Tasker." "GIB:" "I' II bet you think she's still a virgin." "HARRY:" "Don't be ridiculous." "She's only..." " She's 14." " She's only 14." "GIB:" "Her hormones are going like a fire alarm." "It's even money, she lets that physicist on the bike boink her." "HARRY:" "Not Dana." "GIB:" "Denial- - it's not just a river in Egypt." "She's probably stealing the money for an abortion." "Why don't you open the door?" "Or drugs." "GIB:" "Twenty here, fifty there." "I figured my wife's scumbag boyfriend was taking it." "He takes everything else." "Never a beer in the fridge." " Thought you moved out." " I had to move back in." "GIB:" "My lawyer said it'd give me a better shot... at getting the house in the property settlement." "Don't change the subject." "You still owe me 200 bucks." "HARRY:" "Good morning, Janice." "HARRY:" "Good morning." "JANICE:" "Please identify yourselves to the scanner." "Harry Tasker, 10024." "Albert Gibson,34991." "[Faisil tapping pencil" "TRIL BY:" "All right, Frances..." "I don't believe we need you any longer now." "Thank you." "Sweet Jesus, Harry." "You surely screwed the pooch last night, didn't you?" "Please tell me how I can see this... as anything but a total disaster." "HARRY:" "Total is a strong word." "GIB:" "There are different degrees of totality." "FAISIL:" "It' s a scale, really... with a perfect mission on one end... and a total pooch-screw on the other." "Faisil, you're new on Harry's team, aren't you?" "FAISIL:" "Yes." "What makes you think the slack I cut him... in any way translates to you?" "FAISIL:" "Let me show you what we got." "Jamal Khaled." "We think he's dirty, so we raid his private financial files." "$100 million in transfers from the Commerce Bank International." "GIB:" "Afrontfor countries to finance terrorist activities." "That's why we think something big's going down." "FAISIL:" "A week ago, four MIR V warheads were smuggled out... of the former Soviet Republic of Kazakhstan." "We think Khaled's group bought the nukes... and is trying to bring them to U.S. Soil." "So far, this is not blowing my skirt up." "Don't you have anything remotely substantial" "Harry, do you have any hard data?" "Nothing you would call rock-hard." "GIB:" "Actually, it's pretty limp." "Perhaps you'd better get some before somebody parks... an automobile in front of the White House... with a nuclear weapon in the trunk." "HELEN:" "It' s not like he's saving the world." "He's a sales rep, for Christ's sake." "Whenever I can't sleep..." "I just ask him to tell me about his day." "Six seconds, and I' m out." "He acts like he's curing cancer or something." "ALLISON:" "So you didn't get away for the weekend?" "HELEN:" "No." "Harry had to go out of town." " I' m shocked." " You know Harry." " What's up?" " Check this out." "GIB:" "A $2 million disbursement from Khaled to Juno Skinner." "That's right, the babe at the party." "That doesn't mean anything." "She buys antiquities for Khaled." "GIB:" "He keeps his antique buys on a separate ledger." "FAISIL:" "And this is a little above market rate... for the horizontal bop, even for a biscuit like her." "HARRY:" "All right." "I want a complete work-up on her." "Do we know where she is?" " Right here in River City." " You're kidding." "FAISIL:" "She lives in Rome, but does stuff at the Smithsonian." "She has a lot of diplomatic connections... so she has offices here." "GIB:" "So I guess it's time to send in a specialist." " Care to tango?" " Yes, I would." "HARRY:" "Assholes." "HARRY:" "Assholes." "GIB:" "It' s all set up." "I gotfax machine, ghost phones, the usual stuff." "You have a suite at the Marquis Hotel... under the name of Renquist." "All right, reality check." "Hi." "My name is Harry Renquist." "I own a corporate art consulting company in San Francisco... and have an appointment with Miss Skinner." " Harry." " Oh, hello." "JUNO:" "Hello." "I thought I' d see you again." "I just didn't know it would be so soon." " What's the point of waiting?" " I agree." "JUNO:" "So, you said your clients are lookingfor something... for the lobby of their new corporate headquarters?" "HARRY:" "Yes." "They would like to see something very dramatic." "That's a nice piece." "I talked to a number of people... and they all said you're the one to see." " Really?" " Mm-hmm." "JUNO:" "Checking on me?" "So, what did these people say about me, exactly?" "HARRY:" "They said you can read ancient Sanskrit... without having to sound out the words... and other art dealers and archaeologists... don't really like you very much." "Oh!" "[Speaking Arabic]" "JUNO:" "Those wimps." "It's because I use my diplomatic contacts to export treasures... from countries which tell them to take a hike." "[Yelling in Arabic]" "JUNO:" "See, most of our pieces come from ancient Persia." "Unfortunately, ancient Persia sits 20 feet under the sand... of Iran, Iraq, and Syria." "Not the most popular places lately." "So I' ve had to become an expert in international diplomacy." "Well, Mr. Renquist... do you see anything you like?" "Maybe." "GIB:" "Give me a break, Fise." "I don't think they bugged my tuna sandwich." "HARRY:" "She's importing stuff from all over the Mideast." "GIB:" "She could be moving money, guns, anything." "FAISIL:" "We've been getting calls to the ghost numbers... checking out the Renquistfront." "HARRY:" "Step up surveillance." "Put on two more guys." "Maurizio, I said Saturday..." "not Tuesday, Saturday." "Va bene." "Ciao." "Ms. Skinner, may I have a word with you please?" "[Aziz speaking Arabic]" "AZIZ:" "Stupid, undisciplined bitch!" "JUNO:" "It' s a good thing you're paying me a lot of money." "Do you realize there are surveillance teams... watching this place right now?" "Your telephones are almost certainly tapped." "And you were busy laughing andflirting... like a whore with this Renquist..." "He checked out OK." "AZIZ:" "We do not tolerate mistakes." "What would you like me to do?" "Find out where this Renquist is." "Hello." "Tektel Systems." "Mr. Tasker's office." "Hi, Charlene?" "Hi." "It' s Helen." "Is he in?" "Harry's in a sales meeting, Mrs. Tasker." "Let me try him in there." "Hold, please." "Relay 10024." "GIB:" "It' s a patch from Tektel." "It's Helen." "HARRY:" "Hello, honey." "How are you?" "What's going on?" "I'm sorry to bother you in the middle of a meeting." "Dana and I wanted to make sure you'll be home by 8:00." "We're going to a lot of trouble for your birthday... and we just wanted to make sure you would be home..." "HARRY:" "Absolutely." "This time you can count on me." " Promise?" " Trust me." "HELEN:" "Great." " Gotta go." "Bye." " Bye." " That's disgusting, Dana." " Calm down." "GIB:" "We've got a friend." "3 cars back on the inside lane." "They've been on us since we left the hotel." "HARRY:" "In the station wagon?" "GIB:" "Uh-huh." "Want me to lose them?" "HARRY:" "No." "We need this lead." "Unit Seven?" "Seven here." "HARRY:" "We need you at the Georgetown mall in 3 minutes." "FAISIL:" "Copy that." "We're rolling." "Helen's going to be pissed." "HARRY:" "Well, this is the problem with terrorists." "They're really inconsiderate about people 's schedules." "[Man speaking Arabic]" "HARRY:" "Pull over here." "This is good." " Testing 1, 2,3." " I got you." "GIB:" "OK, they're right with us." "I make three of them in the car." "[Coughing]" " Dickhead." " Blow me." "Hey, Harry, I got a couple of them coming after you." "HARRY:" "You think I' m blind?" "GIB:" "You do look like Ray Charles." "So what's the plan?" "HARRY:" "Just getting a closer look at Beavis and Butt-head." "There's a third one still in the car." "HARRY:" "Stay on him." "Hi, Helen." "Yeah, it's Gib." "Oh, not much." "Listen, Harry forgot something back at the office... and you know Harry, and, uh..." "Yeah, Gib, I know Harry." "Bye." "GIB:" "Bye." "See you soon." "DANA:" "See?" "[Unzips pants]" "[Speaking Arabic]" "[Harry whistling]" "GIB:" "Harry, I lost the third guy." "[Door opens]" "HARRY:" "Aah!" "GIB:" "Shit!" "[Car honks horn]" "Hold it!" "Oh, shit!" "Hey!" "[Speaking Arabic]" "[Clang]" "HARRY:" "Here." "Cool off." "[Gib puffing]" "GIB:" "Move!" "Move!" "HARRY:" "Sorry about this." "GIB:" "Look out!" "Get out of the way!" "GIB:" "Hey!" "Freeze!" "Oh, thank God. [Kisses]" " Get to the car!" " Yep." "Here we go." "[Honks horn]" "HARRY:" "Federal officer in pursuit of suspect." "Sorry." "Hey!" "[Car horn honks]" " Harry, what's your 20?" " Westboundfrom the park." "Suspect is on a motorcycle, coming out on Franklin." "GIB:" "Copy that." "HARRY:" "I want you on 14th in case he turns south... and Seven on the north side to box him in." "And make it quick because my horse is getting tired." "Your horse?" "Hyah!" "FAISIL:" "There he is!" "That's him!" "HARRY:" "Come on!" "AZIZ:" "Move!" " Go around to the back." " Copy that." "AZIZ:" "Out of my way!" "AZIZ:" "Out of my way!" "HARRY:" "Sorry." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "[Playing mellow jazz]" "[Squawks]" "HARRY:" "Sorry." "AZIZ:" "Out of my way!" "HARRY:" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "AZIZ:" "Out of the way!" "AZIZ:" "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "GIB:" "Federal officer!" "Get down now!" "Duck or die!" "[Gunshot]" "Down!" "Down!" "WOMAN:" "Aah!" "AZIZ:" "Hold still!" "HARRY:" "Come on!" "Hyah!" "GIB:" "Whoa!" "AZIZ:" "Hold still!" "Hold still!" "HARRY:" "Hyah!" "[Elevator bell rings]" "Would you press the button for the top floor, please?" "HARRY:" "Thank you." "WOMAN:" "No!" "AZIZ:" "Shut up!" "HARRY:" "Whoa." "WOMAN:" "Say something." "MAN:" "That's a f-fine animal." "WOMAN:" "Eww!" "AZIZ:" "Stay against the glass!" "HARRY:" "OK." "Come on." "I'm so sorry." "WOMAN:" "Ooh!" "AZIZ:" "Stay there!" "Don't move!" "[Engine revs]" "[Elevator bell rings]" "HARRY:" "Hyah!" "Come on, fella." "AZIZ:" "Aah!" "HARRY:" "Whoa!" "HARRY:" "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "[Neighs]" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Aah!" "OK... back up." "Back up. [Clicking tongue]" "[Clicking tongue] You can do it." "[Clicking tongue] Come on." "Good horse." "Good." "Yeah, yeah." "Go back now." "Come on." "Yeah." "That's teamwork now." "Keep pulling." "Come on." "Good." "Alittle bit more." "[Straining]" "Attaboy." "OK." "Now, what the hell were you thinking?" "I had the guy, and you let him get away." "Look at me when I talk to you." "What kind of a cop are you anyway?" "[Harry unlocks door]" "HARRY:" "Hi, honey." "I know you're upset." "I'm sorry... but I hurried home as fast as I could." " It' s OK." " Ow." "It's OK." "I'm sorry." "Thank youfor the party." "Yeah." "It was great." "HARRY:" "Huh." "Hey." "That's him." "GIB:" "OK." "Pause it right there." "HARRY:" "Salim Abu Aziz." "GIB:" "This guy's really hard-core." "Highly fanatical, a real psycho." "He's been linked to dozens and dozens of car bombings." "You know that cafe bomb in Rome last year?" "That was his." "As well as the 727 out of Lisbon." "This guy's a major player." "FAISIL:" "He's formed his own splinterfaction..." "Crimson Jihad." "GIB:" "I guess the other terrorist groups... were too warm andfuzzy." " They call him the Sand Spider." " Why?" "FAISIL:" "Probably because it sounds scary." "TRIL BY:" "This is impressive, gentlemen." "It would be even more impressive if you knew where he was." "We'll get him." "HARRY:" "Why don't you pull over right here?" "GIB:" "What's up?" "HARRY:" "I really screwed up with Helen last night." "I'm going to run in and see if she's available for lunch... to smooth things over." " You just want me to hang?" " Yeah." "Just hang." "GIB:" "OK, buddy, I' II just be hanging." "ALLISON:" "Hold, please." "Helen, it's your mystery man on two." "HELEN:" "Simon?" "Oh, my God!" "Hello?" "Simon?" "Yes, I can talk." "You mean right now?" "Yes..." "I can meet you." "OK." "I can't wait." "Bye." "Can you cover me for an hour?" "ALLISON:" "Just an hour?" "Tell that stud to take more time!" "HELEN:" "Would you shut up?" "I should have never told you about him." "ALLISON: [Giggling] Have a good time!" "Get a little bitfor me while you're at it!" "[Honk]" "GIB:" "Hey, hold it!" "Fucker." "What's going on, man?" "You sick or something?" "Looks like you got gut-kicked." "HARRY:" "It' s Helen... it's Helen." "It's Helen." "GIB:" "It has something to do with Helen, I' m guessing." " Helen..." " Helen..." "GIB:" "Helen..." "Helen... is having an affair." "GIB:" "Welcome to the club, man." "Nobody thinks it can happen to them the first time." "Same thing happened to me with wife number two." "I had no idea." "Nothing's going on, right?" "I come home one day, the house is completely empty." "She even took the ice cube trays from the freezer." "What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays?" "HARRY:" "Not Helen." "GIB:" "Hey, Harry." "Listen, Helen still loves you." "She just wants to bang this guy for a while." "It's nothing serious." "Stop cheering me up!" "What'd you expect, Harry?" "Helen's a flesh-and-blood woman, and you're never there." "It was just a matter of time." "You know what?" "I say we concentrate on work." "That's what I do every time my life turns to dogshit." "I concentrate on work, and that gets me by." "This is gonna be great." "We're gonna catch some terrorists... we're gonna beat the crap out of them... you're gonna feel a hell of a lot better." "Watch your head now." "OK." "All right." "Women... can't live with them, can't kill 'em." "[Thunder]" "[Spoon clatters]" "I came by your office today." "I was in the area... and I thought that you might want to have lunch." "R-really?" "You must've just missed me." "HARRY:" "They said you had to run out or something like that." "HELEN:" "It was this rush job." "They needed these documents down at the district courthouse." "And so of course, the big problem?" "Our printer shut down." "I went to the thirdfloor to use theirs... but they have the 1720... and of course, the disk isn'tformattedfor the 1720." "So I have to go back upstairs and reformat... go back downstairs and use their printer... then I couldn't get my car to start." "Then traffic..." "Well, I barely got there." "That's a little excitement in an otherwise dull day." "Did it work out OK?" "Yeah." "Great." "I'll check on dessert." "DANA:" "I' m done." "GIB:" "He's practically given us a blank check on wiretaps." "I've set them up on Juno's shipping agents and clients... and Faisil' s made a list of all the possible contacts... the Crimson Jihad may have in this country." "Now all we gotta do is sit around..." "Hey, this national security stuff boring you?" "HARRY:" "Put a tap on her phone." "GIB:" "What are you talking about?" "I already did that." "HARRY:" "I'm talking about Helen's." "Put a tap on her office line and my house." "Do it now." "GIB:" "OK." "Just come over here." "Sounds great." "I just want to ask you about something." "I got two words to describe that idea... in-sane." "An unauthorized wiretap is a felony." "HARRY:" "And we're doing it twenty times a day!" "So don't give me that crap." "Do it." "HELEN:" "Hello?" "SIMON:" "Helen, it's Simon." "Is it safe to talk?" "HELEN:" "Yes." "Go ahead." "SIMON:" "I can't talk long." "Can you meet me for lunch tomorrow?" "I must see you." "I suppose so." "Where?" "SIMON:" "Same place." "One o'clock." "I have to go now." "See you tomorrow." "Remember, I need you." "[Thunder]" "HARRY:" "I thought that we might have lunch together tomorrow." "HELEN:" "You know, darn it, I'm meeting Allison." "We're going to go shopping." "Sorry." "No problem." "[Arf]" "GIB:" "I think you're going about this all wrong." "See, women like you to talk to them." "And maybe you're not in touch with yourfeminine side." "I was watching Sally Jessy Raphael- " "All right." "OK." "I got the usual stuff here." "I got a telemetry-burst transmitter, a GPS tracker... an audio transmitter, a power supply." "I've got it sewn into the lining here..." "Hey, Harry?" "If you need to talk..." "speak into the purse." "GIB:" "Here she comes, right in front of us." " Watch this." "Bingo!" " Yep." "GIB:" "Looks like she's going into Chinatown." "GIB:" "OK, she's parking." "HARRY:" "OK, give me audio." "SIMON:" "You sure you weren'tfollowed?" "HELEN:" "No." "I kept looking behind me like you taught me... but I didn't see anyone." "SIMON:" "It' s just things are a bit hot right now." "If I get a signal, I may have to leave suddenly." "I understand." "[Door bangs]" "SIMON:" "Look, it's my job to take risks, but not yours." "I feel bad about bringing you into this... but you're the only one I can trust." "HELEN:" "Were you out on a mission?" "SIMON:" "Shh." "We say "op."" "Covert operation... and this one, well, got a little rough." " Worse than Cairo?" " Cairo?" "Cairo was a day at the beach next to this." " The guy's a spook." " Butfor whom?" "He could be working her to get to you." "SIMON:" "Did you read the papers yesterday?" "HELEN:" "Yes." "SIMON:" "Sometimes a story's a mask for a covert operation." "See " Two men killed in a rest room... and two unidentified men in a shoot-out at the Marriott"?" "That was you." "SIMON:" "You're very good." "You recognize my style." "You're a natural at this." "GIB:" "The guy's a fake." "He's taking creditfor our moves." " What happened?" " Hardly worth talking about." "Two of them won't bother me again." "GIB:" "Unbelievable!" " You chased one?" " Something came over me." "I had to nail this guy no matter what the risk." "Pretty hairy." "I thought he had me a couple of times... but I really can't take credit." "Why not?" "It's the training." "It shapes you into a lethal instrument." "You react in a microsecond without thinking." "You react in a microsecond without thinking." "GIB:" "I' m starting to like this guy." "We've still got to kill him." "That's a given." "[Radio playing]" "BEE GEES SINGING:" "More than a woman to me" "More than a woman" "More than a woman to me" "More than a wo..." "GIB:" "The guy is a goddamn used car salesman." "This keeps getting better and better!" "I'm sorry." "I know this has got to be painful." "But you gotta admit, it's pretty damn funny." "If it was some idiot and not you... you'd be laughing your ass off." "SIMON:" "One born every minute." "It wants you, too." "Feel it vibrate?" "Say, how about a little spin?" "HARRY:" "Sure." "SIMON:" "It' s not just a car." "It's a total image... an identity you have to go for." "This isn't some high-tech sports car." "Tell you the truth, it doesn't even handle that great." "But that's not the idea, is it?" "What are we talking about here?" "Pussy, right?" "HARRY:" "Ha ha ha." "Absolutely." "Let's face it, Harry." "The 'Vette gets 'em wet." "But it's not enough." "If you really want to close escrow... well, you gotta have an angle." "HARRY:" "I suppose you have an angle." "SIMON:" "Oh, it's killer." "I mean, look at me." "I'm not that much to look at." "No, no." "I can be honest." "But I got 'em lining up." "And not just the skanks." "Well, some are." "HARRY:" "What's your angle?" "SIMON:" "Oh, oh, no." "Sorry." "Trade secret." "OK." "Just ask yourself..." "what do women really want?" "Take these bored housewives, marriedfor years." "They're stuck in a rut." "They need some release!" "The promise of adventure, a hint of danger." "I create thatfor them." "HARRY:" "Basically, you're lying your ass off the whole time." "I couldn't do that." "SIMON:" "What are you, a boy scout?" "Think of it as playing a role, as fantasy." "You gotta work on their dreams... get them out of their daily suburban grindfor a few hours." " What about their husbands?" " Dickless!" "SIMON:" "Face it, if they took care of business..." "I'd be out of business, you know what I mean?" "HARRY:" "Those idiots." "[Tires screeching]" "SIMON:" "Hey, hey!" "You mind keeping it under90?" "I'm still trying to pay for this dental work." "HARRY:" "Who are you working on right now?" "SIMON:" "I always got a couple on the hook." "There's this one right now, I got her panting like a dog." " It' s great." " What does she do?" "SIMON:" "Some sort of legal secretary." "You know, uptight and conservative." "Oh!" "She could be so hot if she wanted to be." "HARRY:" "With you, she gets to be real hot?" "SIMON:" "Oh, red hot!" "Her thighs steam." "It's like a dying plant." "Just needs a little water." " Married to some boring jerk." " Married to some boring jerk?" "SIMON:" "He doesn't appreciate her." "She's like all these babes..." "you get their pilot lit... they can suck-start a leaf-blower." "God, she's got the most incredible body... and a pair of titties make you want to stand up... and begfor buttermilk." "Ass like a 10-year-old boy!" "SIMON:" "Ah ha ha ha!" "HARRY:" "Then she must be really good in bed then, huh?" "SIMON:" "Slow down." "You'll miss the turn." "Ah!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "See?" "You and this car were made for each other." "Why fight it?" "Sure, I got some other buyers on the line... but I like your style." "So, what do you say?" "Should we start up the paperwork?" "Let me think about it." "Hold itfor me for a day, OK?" "Hey." "Because it's you." "GIB:" "I got today's transcripts." "Not much going on." " Nothingfrom Simon?" " No." "[Car horn honks]" "GIB:" "My turn to drive?" " Give me the page." " What are you talking about?" "HARRY:" "This jumps from page nine to page eleven." " Where's page ten?" " It' s got to be a typo." "HARRY:" "Give me the goddamn page!" "OK." "Seek help, Harry." "HELEN:" "Hello?" "Helen, I need your help." "Can you meet me tonight?" " What's happened?" " It' s serious." "Meet me on K Street under the Key Bridge." "Eight o'clock sharp." "Gotcha." "HARRY:" "Shit." "It's almost eight o'clock." "[Gib typing]" "HARRY:" "She's still at the house." "GIB:" "The purse is still at the house." "HARRY:" "Shit." "Unit Two, Unit Seven." "Immediate roll." "Acquire subject at K Street and Key Bridge." "Red and white convertible." "You've got six minutes." "GIB:" "Wait a minute, man." "Are you out of your mind?" "You can't pull agents off a priority surveillance... to follow your wife!" "It's a misappropriation of sector resources... and a breach of national security." "You copy, Harry?" "You're losing it big-time." " I have to stop you." " How?" "By telling?" "GIB:" "Both of our butts are on the line here." "So your life's in the crapper." "So your wife's banging a used car salesman." "It's humiliating, but, damn it, take it like a man!" "HARRY:" "You tell on me, I tell on you." "GIB:" "I' m as clean as a preacher's sheets." "I'm as clean as a baby's..." "HARRY:" "What about the time you blew a six-week operation... because you were busy getting a blowjob?" "You knew about that?" "HARRY:" "Huh." "Let's take Franklin." "It's a lot quicker." "SIMON:" "Quick, get in." "Hurry up." "Let's go." "AGENT:" "Two here." "Suspect, vehicle in sight." "One male, one female." "SIMON:" "Don't be alarmed." "If I' m spotted, it'd be best if they didn't see you." "You should keep your head down till we're out of the city." "Here." "Let me help you." "That's better." "AGENT:" "OK, now the woman has her head in the guy's lap... southbound on the Key Bridge." "Two in pursuit." "HARRY:" "Roger, Two." "One to Condor, you got a visual" "PIL OT:" "Roger, One." "This is Condor." "Subject is in sight." "Repeat." "We have the ball." "We got a pretty good lockup on infrared." "She's got her head in his lap, all right." "Yahoo." "GIB:" "Maybe she's sleepy." "SIMON:" "OK, this is a safe house." "My place in the city is too hot right now." "So is the penthouse in New York." "[Plastic clacks]" "What is it exactly you need me to do?" "Helen, I want you to be my wife." "But I' m married!" "SIMON:" "It' s just for the operation in Paris." "I need to be married." "They'll be looking for a man traveling alone." "Par-Par..." "You want me to go to Paris?" "SIMON:" "Paris, with a quick stopover in London." "Helen, there's a double agent in my outfit." "I don't know who." "There's no one I can trust except you." "Can you get away, justfor a couple of days?" "HELEN:" "I just don't know." "SIMON:" "Of course." "I' m rushing you." "Forgive me." "Sit down." "Make yourself comfortable." "Let me pour you some more wine." "OK." "I'll do it." "I' II do it." "You just saved my life." "You are incredibly brave." "I have to remind myself of the fear you must be feeling." "For me, fear is not an option." "Now, in order to pull this cover story off... we have to look like two people... who are completely intimate with each other." "The enemy can spot a fake easily." "[Gasps]" " You see what I mean?" " I' m sorry." "SIMON:" "That reaction could get us both killed." " I' m sorry." " We can't afford that." "HELEN:" "No." "I' m sorry." "SIMON:" "Try to relax." "HELEN:" "It' s just been a long time... since anybody but Harry's touched me like that." "SIMON:" "I know." "It's awkwardfor me, too." " I' m sorry." " That's all right." " Just sit back." " I' m OK." "SIMON:" "There." "That's better." "Just let yourself..." "slip into the role." "HELEN:" "Mm-hmm." "SIMON:" "That's it." "There we go." " Just let yourself go." " Mm-hmm." "SIMON:" "Yeah." "That's good." "That's great." "That's it." "Mmm." "HELEN:" "No." "I can't do this." "I can't do this." "SIMON:" "What's wrong?" "It' s OK." "HELEN:" "No." "I cannot do this." "I cannot... do this!" "If notfor me... do itfor your country?" "[Helicopter]" "Aah!" "SIMON:" "Shit!" "[Helen screaming]" "[Gun cocks]" "SIMON:" "Ohh, God!" "Don't hurt me!" "Don't hurt me!" "I'll do whatever you want." "Oh!" "HELEN:" "Please!" "I didn't do anything!" "Oh, no!" "GIB:" "Ohh!" "Goddamn it!" "HARRY:" "No!" "SIMON:" "Take her!" "Take her!" "Oh, God, don't hurt me!" "GIB:" "Oh!" "Ohh!" "Ow." "Son of a bitch!" "Oh!" "[Helen whimpers]" "DISTORTED VOICE ON SPEAKER:" "Sit down." "I said sit down." "Who do you work for?" "HELEN:" "Um, Stern, Kessler, Goldstein  Krupnik." "I'm just a legal secretary." "Sure, Mrs. Tasker." "What were you doing with the international terrorist..." "Carlos the Jackal, taking dictation?" "How long have you been a member of his faction?" "HELEN:" "I don't know anything about a faction." "I just met Simon... or whoever you say he is... just a couple weeks ago." "I barely know him." "GIB:" "That's not what it looked like when we found you." "How did you meet him?" "Well, ahem..." "SIMON:" "Keep this for me." "I can't afford to be taken with it." "HELEN:" "What?" "SIMON:" "It' s a matter of national security." " No." " Please." "SIMON:" "It' s important." "I'll contact you." "Shit." "HARRY:" "Why did you continue to see him?" "HELEN:" "He said he needed my help." "HARRY:" "Not because you were attracted to him?" "HELEN:" "No!" "HARRY:" "You were not attracted to him at all?" "HELEN:" "No." "Well, maybe just a little." "So, is cheating a common thingfor you?" "No." "Never." "You're telling me this was yourfirst time?" "HELEN:" "I wasn't cheating!" "Tell me about your husband, Mrs. Tasker." "Harry?" "L..." "I" "What can I say about Harry?" "I mean, he's a sales rep for a computer company." "So sex with him isn't waving yourflag anymore?" "HELEN:" "That is none of your goddamn business!" "What kind of questions are these?" "HARRY:" "You're in trouble." "I suggest you cooperate." "If we want to know intimate details... about your life, you'd better tell us." "My husband is a good man." "But he's not exactly ringing your bell..." "Let me handle this part." "Do you mind?" "HARRY:" "Why did you go to Carlos' hideout?" "HELEN:" "He wanted me to go to Paris with him on a mission... to... pose as his wife." "And you agreed?" "HARRY:" "Why?" "I don't know." "I guess I needed something." "What did you need?" "[Sighs]" "I needed to feel alive." "I just wanted to do something outrageous." "And itfelt really good... to be needed." "And to be trusted." "And to be special." "It's just that there's so much I wanted to do with this life... and it's like I haven't done any of it." "And the sand's running out of the hourglass... and I wanted to be able to look back and say..." ""See?" "I did that!" "I was reckless, and I was wild, and I fucking did it!"" "[Helen sniffles]" "Quite frankly, I don't give a shit whether you understand." "HARRY:" "This Simon... did you sleep with him?" "HELEN:" "No." "GIB:" "She's lying." "You mean you did not have sexual relations with him?" "Listen, if you're going to ask me every question twice... this is going to take a really long time... and I have to get back to my family." "GIB:" "You're not going anywhere, lady." "Just let me out of here!" "HARRY:" "Answer the question." "Answer the question!" "No!" "I did not... sleep... with him!" "GIB:" "Calm down, please." "HELEN:" "You hear me, you chickenshit bastard?" "HARRY:" "Calm down." "GIB:" "She could be telling the truth." "Calm down, Mrs. Tasker." "Calm down, please." "HARRY:" "I' ve only one more question, Mrs. Tasker." "HELEN:" "What?" "Do you... still love your husband?" "Yes, I love him." "I've always loved him." "And I will always love him." "GIB:" "She loves you!" "Now what?" "[Helen sniffling]" "There's only one solution to your problem, Mrs. Tasker." "You must work for us." "[Helen sighs]" "What are you doing, Harry?" "Just giving her a little assignment." "You gotta be shitting me!" "HARRY:" "She wants an adventure." "I'm going to give her one." "I'm offering you a choice." "If you work for us, we will drop the charges... and you can go back to your normal life." "If not, you will go to a federal prison... and your husband and daughter... will be left humiliated and alone." "Your life will be destroyed." "HELEN:" "Oh." "Gee." "Hmm." "Let me think." "HARRY:" "Yes or no?" "Of course yes." "What's involved?" "HARRY:" "You will be contacted with the assignment." "The code name of your contact will be Boris." "And your code name will be..." " Natasha?" " No." "Doris." "Pricks!" "HARRY:" "You son of a bitch." "Did you think you could elude us forever, Carlos?" "You got the wrong guy." "My name's Simon!" "Just let me go." "There's no need to kill me." "I haven't seen yourface..." "Don't!" "Don't!" "I didn't see it!" "I didn't see it!" "It's you!" "Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all?" "GIB:" "Hey, Carlos." "The game's over." "Your career as an international terrorist is well -documented." " No!" " Oh, yeah!" "Oh, no!" "I sell cars." "That's all!" "Come on." "I'm not a terrorist!" "I'm actually a complete coward." "If I ever saw a gun..." "Oh, God!" "Oh, please, don't!" "Don't!" "Don't kill me!" "I'm not a spy." "I'm nothing!" "I'm navel lint!" "I have to lie to women to get laid!" "And I don't score much." "I got a little dick." "It's pathetic!" "Oh!" "Oh, God." "[Urinating]" "Oh!" "Would a spy pee himself?" "Huh?" "Oh, God!" "Please, I' m not worth a bullet." "Oh, mercy, sir." "HARRY:" "Get the fuck outta here, huh?" "Just beat it." "Go on." "SIMON:" "No!" "Soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me!" "You're gonna shoot me!" "Please, you can have the carforfree." "What do you say, huh?" "GIB:" "Get lost, dipshit." "HARRY:" "So, last night must've been pretty excitingfor you." "[Rattling]" "Um... my flat tire?" "Actually, it was a little scary... because the tow truck driver took such a long time." "[Telephone rings]" "I'll get it." "[Ring]" "Hello?" "GIB: [Distorted] Doris?" "Um..." "Um, yes?" "Yes?" "GIB:" "Listen carefully." "In exactly one hour, go to the Hotel Marquis." "Pick up an envelope marked "Doris"... at the front desk and dress sexy." "HELEN:" "What?" "Hello?" "[French accent] No, no." "Turn around." "Do it doucement." "Do it very slowly." "GIB:" "You've reached a new all -time low with this one." "I can't believe you're crazy enough to use the suite." "Do you think I can afford a suite on my salary?" " Is Jean-Claude done yet?" " Hang on." "JEAN-CLAUDE:" "Who wrote this shit..." "Harry?" "C'est la merde." "GIB:" "It' s going great." "HELEN:" "Hi." "Do you have an envelope for Doris?" "[Whispering] This is Doris." "GIB: [Distorted] You are a prostitute named Michelle." "Go to the room." "There will be a man there." "He is a suspected arms dealer." "HELEN:" "Now, wait a minute." "You don't expect me to, uh... you know." "GIB:" "No." "He has particular tastes." "He likes to watch." "Tell him that his regular girl Carla is sick." "If he likes you, he will tell you what to do." "You must plant the bug near the telephone by the bed... before you leave." "If you do not complete your mission... the deal is off." "I'm gonna go to hell." "[Soft music playing]" "Hello?" "JEAN-CLAUDE'S VOICE:" "Hello." "JEAN-CLAUDE'S VOICE:" "Have some champagne." "JEAN-CLAUDE'S VOICE:" "Come in here." "My name is Michelle." "Carla thought you'd like me." "JEAN-CLAUDE'S VOICE:" "Let me do the talking." "You may start by unzipping your dress." "No, no." "Turn around." "Do it doucement." "Do it very slowly." "Good." "Now slip the dress down slowly." "Good." "Now slide your nylons off... one by one." "I'm not wearing any." "JEAN-CLAUDE'S VOICE:" "That's good." "[Recorder clicks]" "Now, dance for me." "No, no, no." "Dance sexy." "Let your hands be your lover's hands... on your own skin as you move." "[New song begins]" "JOHN HIA TT SINGING:" "It's extreme self-pity" "Andfrozen fear" "'Cause I want you with me" "And you're not here" "So I rub my nose in it, babe" "Till the roses smell just like death" "I'm all alone in the dark now, baby" "I'm all alone" "[Thud]" "In the dark now, baby" "I'm all alone" "Drawing whiskey breath" "Alone in the dark" "I'm all alone in the dark" "Since the night that you left" "I just couldn't stand myself anyway" "I'm all alone in the dark now, baby" "I'm all alone in the dark now, baby" "I'm all alone, drawing whiskey breath" "I'm all alone in the dark now, baby" "I'm all alone" "JEAN-CLAUDE'S VOICE:" "Now lie on the bed and close your eyes." "I thought you only liked to watch." "Now lie on the bed and close your eyes." "HARRY:" "Oh..." "Aah!" "HELEN:" "You pig!" "Bastard!" "HARRY:" "Helen." "Helen." "Wait, wait, wait." "Harry?" "Yes, it's Harry." "I know it looks bad, but I can explain." "MAN:" "Nobody move!" "SECOND MAN:" "Don't move!" "[Speaking Arabic]" "HARRY:" "Helen, just don't do anything." "HELEN:" "No!" "I' m the one you want!" "MAN:" "Shut up!" "HARRY:" "Quiet, Helen." "Do what they say." "Guys, let the hooker go." "She's not important." "You don't need her." "HELEN:" "Harry, please just let me handle this." "MAN:" "Shut up!" "HELEN:" "What were you doing there?" "HARRY:" "You wouldn't believe me if I told you." "MAN:" "Talk again, I' II kill you!" "[Man speaking Arabic]" "JUNO:" "Harry." "HARRY:" "I wish I could say it's nice to see you again, Juno." "HELEN:" "You know her?" "JUNO:" "You know, this shade's totally wrongfor you." "So who's your little friend?" "I'm Helen Tasker." "Harry is my husband." "And you are?" "JUNO:" "So now it's Tasker, not Renquist." "HARRY:" "She's just some wacko hooker I met at the bar." "HELEN:" "What is the matter with you?" "Just tell her the truth." "We are married, and we have a daughter." "HARRY:" "I don't know what the crazy bitch is on... but you should cut her loose so we can get down to business." "HELEN:" "Oh, yeah?" "Where did I get this then, huh?" "Where did I get this?" "JUNO:" "Something before takeoff?" "HELEN:" "Ow!" "That hurt, you b..." "JUNO:" "She was telling the truth, wasn't she, Harry?" "She really doesn't know." "How interesting." "Bring them." "JUNO:" "Incredible, aren't they?" "I call them The Four Horsemen." "They're warriorfigures... from the Persian Empire of Darius I, around 500 B.C." "They're absolutely priceless." "Pity." "[Aziz speaking Arabic]" "[Jackhammer]" "JUNO:" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Open it." "Do you know what this is?" "I know what this is." "This is an espresso machine." "No, no, no." "It's a snow-cone maker." "That's what it is." "Is it a water heater?" "AZIZ:" "Do you know why you've been brought here?" "So that this man can verify to the world... the Crimson Jihad is now a nuclear power." "HELEN:" "How can he do that?" "He is just a salesman, for Christ's sake." "AZIZ:" "You're wrong about him." "The last thing you will see... will be your blood spraying across his face." "It's a Soviet MIR V-6... from an SS-22N launch vehicle." "The warhead contains 14.5 kilograms... of enriched uranium with a plutonium trigger." "The nominal yield is 30 kilotons." "[Speaking Arabic]" "[Aziz speaking Arabic]" "[Men chattering in Arabic]" "What can I say?" "I'm a spy." "HELEN:" "You bastard!" "You lying son of a bitch!" "HARRY:" "Sorry, honey." "HELEN:" "Don't you call me honey!" "You don't ever get to call me honey again!" "You understand me, you pig?" "HARRY:" "I can verify that they have the arming box... and all the equipment necessary to detonate allfour warheads." "You have killed our women and our children... bombed our cities from afar like cowards... and you dare to call us terrorists?" "Now the oppressed have been given a mighty sword... with which to strike back at their enemies." "Unless you, America, pulls all military forces... out of the Persian Gulf area immediately andforever..." "Crimson Jihad will rain fire... on one major U.S. City each week until our demands are met." "First, we will detonate one weapon... on this uninhabited island as a demonstration of our power... and Crimson Jihad's willingness to be humanitarian." "However, if these demands are not met..." "Crimson Jihad will rain fire... on one major American city each week..." "Battery, Aziz." "Get another one, you moron." " I think I have..." " Shh." "Shh." "MAN:" "In the truck." " Yahrayis?" " What?" "MAN:" "Look at this." "HELEN:" "That's not mine." "JUNO:" "Nice transmitter." "PIL OT:" "Miami tower, Jet Star 6479 Delta on final." "We'll be on the ground in 12 minutes." "GIB:" "Tell those DEA boys... to have the helos hot and ready to fly in 12 minutes." "FAISIL:" "Signal' s definitely stopped moving." "It's an island in the keys out past Marathon." "[Beep beep beep beep]" "FAISIL:" "We lost the signal." "GIB:" "Shit!" "JUNO:" "All right, everyone." "This is Samir." "JUNO:" "For 50 points, see if you can guess his specialty." "HARRY:" "Oral hygiene?" "JUNO:" "Not exactly." "HELEN:" "Harry, what's going on?" "JUNO:" "Samir's going to ask Harry a few questions." "We're not even sure which agency Harry works for." "Now, Samir's absolutely first-class." "On the other hand, we have Harry here... who's managed to lie convincingly... to the woman he loves for 15 years." "So it'll be interesting to see how long he can resist." "SAMIR:" "This will help." "HARRY:" "You know, you should swab that with alcohol." "I might get an infection." "I'll return when this has taken effect." "Then we'll talk." "I'm lookingforward to it." "Now why are you helping these raving psychotics?" "Because they're very well -funded raving psychotics... and I' m getting a lot of money." "What, you think I care about their cause?" "Or yours?" "Not at all." "You're damaged goods, lady." "Did you tell her about us, Harry?" "There is no "us," you psychopathic bitch." "Oh, sure." "Say that now." "JUNO:" "Thanks for everything, Harry." "It wasn't bad while it lasted." "[Snaps fingers] Let's go." "You two stay here." "HARRY:" "There was nothing." "I swear." "[Voice distorted] What did they give you?" "Sodium amytal or some other truth agent." "It makes you tell the truth?" "HARRY:" "Mm-hmm." "Is it working?" "Ask me a question that I normally would lie to." "Are we going to die?" "Yep." "I'd say it's working." "HARRY:" "They'll shoot us in the head... or torture us to death... or they'll leave us here until the bomb blows up..." "Harry!" "How long have you been a spy, Harry?" "Seventeen years." "Have you ever killed anyone?" "Yeah, but they were all bad." "[Men speaking Arabic]" "SAMIR:" "Is there anything you want to tell me... before we start?" "HARRY:" "Yeah." "I'm going to kill you pretty soon." "SAMIR:" "I see." "How, exactly?" "First, I' m going to use you as a human shield... then I' m going to kill this guard over there... with the Patterson trocar on the table... and then I was thinking about breaking your neck." "[Tool buzzes]" "And what makes you think you can do all that?" "You know my handcuffs?" "SAMIR:" "Mmm." "I picked them." "[Speaking Arabic]" "HARRY:" "Let's get out of here." "[Man in distance shouting on bullhorn in Arabic]" "[Men chanting in Arabic]" "[Speaking Arabic]" "HARRY:" "Come on!" "HELEN:" "Harry!" "MAN:" "Drop the gun!" "HARRY:" "Honey... next time, duck." "Let's go." "HELEN:" "I married Rambo." "[Speaking Arabic]" "HELEN:" "What are they doing?" "[Man readingfrom manual in Arabic]" "HARRY:" "Uh-oh." "HARRY:" "It is done." "[Speaking Arabic]" "[Translating] In 90 minutes... a ball of holy fire... will light up the skies... to show to the world... that we speak the truth." "[Aziz speaking Arabic]" "HARRY:" "We are set on our course." "No force can stop us now." "We are cool, we are badasses, blah, blah, blah, blah." "If we're on an island, why are they using trucks?" "We must be in the Florida Keys." "The Overseas Highway... connects all the islands to the mainland." "There's no borders, no customs." "They can go anywhere in the U.S." "There's nothing to stop them." "Just us." "HARRY:" "Here." "Take this." "HELEN:" "Oh, shit." "[Man speaking Arabic]" "[Crack]" "[Shouting in Arabic]" "[Man shouting in Arabic]" "HARRY:" "Shoot!" "HARRY:" "Shit!" "[Moaning]" "MAN:" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "MAN:" "Ohh!" "HARRY:" "Whoa!" "[Gun jams] Shit!" "[Aziz speaking Arabic]" "JUNO:" "Shit!" "Yes!" "[Men speaking Arabic]" "JUNO:" "Let's go." "JUNO:" "Ohh." "My condolences to the widow." "AZIZ:" "We may need the hostage." "OK, let's go, Suzy Homemaker." "JUNO:" "Hurry up!" "Just get her in the car." "Let's get going." "GIB:" "I thought this looked like your work." "HARRY:" "Let's go." "I'll brief you in the air." "GIB:" "You're welcome." "Let's go." "Let's get out of here!" "HARRY:" "Let's go." "Come on!" "HARRY:" "You tell that son of a bitch... this is a Bright Boy Alert." "I repeat... a Bright Boy Alert." "This is not a drill." "Do you understand that?" "All right." "Hold on." "Put me through to the White House." "GIB:" "No, the minimum safe distance is 12 miles." "Get the Marine Patrol in right away." "I want the Coast Guard and the Sheriff's Department." "Anyone that cannot make that distance... you gotta get 'em out by air." "OK." "You've got exactly 34 minutes." "Wait one." "I can get two Marine Corps Harriers here in 11 minutes." "They're on maneuvers outside of N.A.S. Key West." "HARRY:" "Get them." "I'll brief them on the way in." "GIB:" "Send 'em in right away." "Would you like one?" "GIB:" "I want the State Police driving through the streets... on their damn loudspeakers." "Hey, here they come." "PIL OT:" "Lime 0-1's got a tally... on three trucks eastbound on the bridge." "HARRY:" "Roger, Lime 0-1." "You're clear to engage." "PIL OT:" "In hot with guns." "SECOND PIL OT:" "Let's get some." "[Yelling in Arabic]" "[Shouting in Arabic]" "[Screaming in Arabic]" "[Shouting in Arabic]" "HARRY:" "OK, Marines, it's time to kick ass." "Recommend using your Mavericks to take out the bridge." "PIL OT:" "Roger that." "Lime flight, switch Mavericks." "SECOND PIL OT:" "Two." "These missiles won't set off those nukes, will they?" "HARRY:" "Negative." "That's a negative, Lime 0-1." "PIL OT:" "Fire." " Bingo!" " Good shooting, Marines." "Aah!" "Aah!" "[Shouting in Arabic]" "Aah!" "Aah!" "[Men screaming]" "DRIV ER:" "Hello." "[Speaking Arabic]" "[Speaking Arabic]" "JUNO:" "I' II kill you!" "JUNO:" "Aah!" "Aah!" "HARRY:" "It' s out of control." "GIB:" "Looks like somebody capped the driver." "JUNO:" "Bitch!" "[Yelling]" "HELEN:" "Like one?" "How about two?" "Get down to the limo!" "HARRY:" "Come on." "Take it down." "Let's go!" "Get down!" "GIB:" "Take it down." "All right." "Harry?" "Harry!" "The bridge is out!" "What?" "The bridge is out!" "I can't hear you!" "What?" "Oh, God!" "The bridge is out!" "The bridge is out!" "Harry!" "Harry, come on!" "Come on!" "GIB:" "Speed up a little bit." "Get down there." "HELEN:" "Come on!" "Hurry!" "Hurry, Harry!" "HARRY:" "Grab my hand!" "HELEN:" "Come back!" "Harry!" "GIB:" "To the right." "HELEN:" "I can't reach!" "Get lower!" "Lower!" "Harry!" "HARRY:" "Let's go!" "Hold on!" "Hold on really tight." "HELEN:" "Harry!" "Harry!" "Oh, come back!" "GIB:" "Pull up, pull up, pull up!" "HARRY:" "Grab my hand!" "Do it!" "HELEN:" "I can't reach!" "Come down!" "Oh, God, Harry!" "Harry!" "JUNO:" "Oh, shit." "Come on, baby." "HELEN:" "Ooooaaaaahhhh!" "HARRY:" "Hold on!" "I got you!" "HARRY:" "Hold on tight!" "HELEN:" "Harry!" "[Helen screaming]" "GIB:" "OK, let's get this thing on the ground." "HELEN:" "Whoo!" "GIB:" "Let's get these aircraft on the ground, gentlemen." "We got a nuclear bomb going off in about one minute." "HARRY:" "Any minute now." "Go, go, go." "GIB:" "Come here." "Give me a bullhorn." "All right, everybody, it's showtime." "Do not look at the flash!" "Do not look at the flash!" "Get down over there." "HARRY:" "We should be safe here." "Tsk, tsk." "This is the wrongfinger." "GIB:" "Harry." "Hey, Harry, come here!" " Go to work." " OK." "HARRY:" "Bye." "GIB:" "OK." "All right." "Listen, Aziz's copter landed about 20 minutes ago... on top a high-rise in downtown Miami." "MAN:" "It' s right here." "GIB:" "He rendezvoused with about a dozen faction members... and they're holed up on the twentieth floor." "I got S.W.A.T. Down there... and the cops cordoned off the area." "Harry, they got a hostage." "It's Dana." "What do you mean?" "My Dana?" "GIB:" "I' m real sorry, Harry." "I don't know what to say." "I guess he grabbed her in the middle of the night." "We justfound out." "But don't worry." "We'll get her back." "I've already got a guy inside." "Harry, listen." "We're going to get her back." "Here we go." "HARRY:" "Excuse me, Captain." " I got to borrow your plane." " Excuse me, sir?" "GIB:" "You were cleared to give us total cooperation, right?" "PIL OT:" "Yes, sir, but..." "GIB:" "That comes directly from the President of these United States." "PIL OT:" "But, sir, you'll have to sign for this aircraft." "GIB:" "I' II sign." "You got a pen?" "You take care of it." "Harry, do you realize it has been 10 years... since you've been behind the wheel of one of these?" "HARRY:" "If I break it, they can take it out of my pay." "GIB:" "Harry, listen, we got a guy on the inside." "Whoa!" "GIB:" "Got to move back, everybody." "Go!" "[Mouthing words]" "GIB:" "All right, everybody, it's going to be all right!" "He's got hundreds of hours in the Harrier there." "He is a little rusty now... but that's a trademark Tasker takeoff." "It's like riding a bike." "You neverforget, really." "GIB:" "We might want to seek shelter!" "HARRY:" "Sorry." "GIB:" "Fuck!" "REPORTER:" "The streets are filled with running people... as the police try to evacuate the buildings." "They're firing again." "SECOND REPORTER:" "Appear to be shooting wildly into the air." "These seem to be warning shots." "So far, they have notfired at us or the police." "THIR D REPORTER:" "This apparently is the same group... which just detonated a nuclear bomb in the Florida Keys." "AZIZ ON TV:" "Crimson Jihad will rain fire... on one major U.S. City each week until our demands are met." "REPORTER:" "This tape was released to the media... just minutes after the terrorists..." "DANA:" "I have to go to the bathroom." "REPORTER:" "We'll repeat the tape in just a few moments... following this live report from the scene." "Hold yourfire!" "Hold yourfire!" "The video crew you wanted is here!" "MAN:" "Send them!" "They're coming in." "They're unarmed." "[Speaking Arabic]" "MAN:" "Come on." "Let's go." "Go." "This is a communique from Crimson Jihad." "This is a communique from Crimson Jihad." "You have seen a demonstration of our power." "Do notforce us to destroy this city... and do not try to use force against us." "L... we... are all prepared to die." "With one turn of that key... two million of your people will die instantly." " What key?" " That key!" "Who's taken the key?" "AZIZ:" "Shoot her!" "[Shouting in Arabic]" "REPORTER:" "Holy shit!" "Whoa." "[Shouting in Arabic]" "HARRY:" "Unit One to Unit Seven." "Give me a situation report." "One to Seven." "Give me a sit rep." "Faisil, do you copy?" "FAISIL:" "Seven here." "Twenty-firstfloor secure." "About twelve faction members on the twentieth floor." "No hostages there." " Where's Dana?" " She's on the roof." "HARRY:" "OK." "Stay put." "Give me that address again." "You shoot me, this'llfall!" "Stay where you are!" "Stay where you are!" "Give me the key!" "I'll drop it, I swear!" "No!" "Give me the key." "Come on, child." "You don't want to die, do you?" "AZIZ:" "Give me the key... and you won't get hurt." "I give you my word!" "No way, you wacko!" "DANA:" "Help me!" "[Rumbling]" "[Man speaking Arabic]" "[Shouting in Arabic]" "DANA:" "Please don't come any closer!" "Aah!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Somebody!" "Help me!" "Help me, please!" "Help me, somebody!" "Help!" "HARRY:" "Dana, jump down!" "Come on down." "Jump down." "Dad?" "DANA:" "Help me!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Come back!" "DANA:" "Daddy, get me down!" "Daddy!" "HARRY:" "Dana, jump!" "Jump!" "Daddy will catch you!" " Jump!" " I can't!" " Jump!" " I can't!" "HARRY:" "Hold on." "Hold on!" "AZIZ:" "Arrr!" "Daddy, don't you let me fall, please!" " Daddy!" " Dana, I got you!" "DANA:" "I' m slipping!" "No, Dana!" "Help me!" "I' m gonna fall!" "HARRY:" "Hold my hand!" "HARRY:" "Hold on tight, honey." "AZIZ:" "Yaah!" "[Listening to salsa music]" "Ahh!" "DANA:" "Daddy, he's behind you!" "AZIZ:" "Take this plane down now!" "I'll kill her!" "Take it down now!" "AZIZ:" "Ohh!" "DANA:" "My God, do something!" "AZIZ:" "Huh?" "You're fired." "AZIZ:" "Aah!" "Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" "HARRY:" "It' s OK." "Dana." "Honey." "It's over." "Hi, pumpkin." "REPORTER:" "Just seconds after the jet landed... the unidentified pilot was escortedfrom the scene... by federal agents." "Though it is unclear which agency was responsible... for the operation which ended the terrorist threat... so dramatically early this morning... we've learned from Miami police..." "DANA:" "One..." "HELEN:" "No, wait." "Stop." "Just begin." "Now watch." "It's not just one." "OK, ready?" "Do it properly." "HARRY:" "One..." "ALL:" "One, two, three, four..." "I declare a thumb war." "Five, six, seven, eight... try to keep your thumb straight." "DANA:" "Stop it!" "You don't wait!" "HARRY:" "I got you." "HELEN:" "Just listen." "Listen to the rules." "One, two..." "[Telephone rings]" "HELEN:" "No." "Just start over." "[Ring]" "Hello?" "GIB: [Distorted] Boris and Doris?" "HELEN:" "We're on." "Yes?" "Go ahead." "[Blue Danube Waltz plays]" "[Harry speaking Japanese]" "HELEN:" "Colonel, how nice to see you again." "COLONEL:" "Good evening." "MAN:" "Who's that?" "FAISIL HUMMING:" "Doo doo..." "Doo doo doo doo..." "What's the scoop, team?" "You see your contact yet?" "HARRY:" "Haven't seen him yet." "But I see somebody I'd like to say hello to." "SIMON:" "Let me pour you some more champagne." "I got to keep up the waiter bit." "These stakeouts can be tricky." "You never know when things might explode... into a life or death situation." "If it gets rough... just stay low until it's over, and I' II contact you later." "Maybe you should give me your tel- " "HARRY:" "So, we meet again, Carlos." "SIMON:" "Yuh!" "Honey, I' m just going to do him right here, OK?" "Go for it." "SIMON:" "Oh, God." "[Simon urinating]" "Fear is not an option." "Dance?" " Oh, no." " Tango." "Oh, shit." "Here we go." "Harry, Helen?" "Guys?" "Come on, now." "Let's not get distracted." "We got some work to do." "GIB:" "All right, guys." "Come on." "You guys better get serious in there." "I'd be serious if I was in there." "GIB:" "Don't ignore me, Harry." "That's rude." "GIB:" "All right, guys." "Come on." "GIB:" "National security, guys." "Come on." "Life and death." "GIB:" "Harry." "GIB:" "Harry." "Helen?" "Helen, I was always on your side." "I was always there for you, Helen." "You know what?" "I'm sick of being in the van." "You guys are going to be in the van next time." "I been in the van for 15 years, Harry." "LIV ING COLOUR PERFORMING:" "It's getting near dawn" "And the light falls on tired eyes" "I'll soon be with you, my love" "And give you my dawn surprise" "I'll stay with you, darling, now" "I'll stay with you" "Till my seeds are dried up" "Hey" "I've been waiting so long" "I've been waiting so long" "I've been waiting so long" "To be where I' m going" "In the sunshine of your love" "Oh, yeah" "Your" "Love" "Yeah" "Heh heh heh" "Heh heh heh heh heh heh"