"Copenhagen 1 958" "HAPPY HAVEN" "You got the goods?" "Principal Happy Haven Children´s Home" " Let´s go into the back room." " Of course." "There we are." "Shall we examine your wares, then?" " First class!" " From the finest cake shop." "We´ll borrow some of the children´s dinner money." " The villain!" " Their dinner money?" "We´ll just change a meat day into a gruel day." " But that´s the third time this week!" " Gruel is good for you." "Packed with vitamins and other vital nutrients." " Hey!" "Are playing cards or what?" " We´re on our way." "Our geography master is getting impatient, is he?" "Come on, Antonsen!" " Come on!" " l´ll be right with you." " l was putting the cakes onto a plate." " On the house again, are they?" "Did you hear that?" ""On the house!"" "I´ll buy three." " Stop!" " l´m going to reverse a bit." " Back a bit ... and then to the right." " Yes." " Nice one!" " There." " lt´s too easy to be true." " Quiet, Benny!" "Can you beat this?" "Blimey, Egon!" "Nice one!" "I´ll make some coffee." "The cake tin!" "And this one." "No, Kjeld!" "Not yet!" "No!" " Egon Olsen!" " Run, Egon!" "For that ... you´re grounded." "OLSEN GANG junior" "And many more ..." "There he is, Kjeld!" "Imagine being locked up in a children´s home for a whole week!" " Remember to say you´re sorry!" " l will." " Hi, Egon." "Was it tough?" " Great to see you." "We´ve missed you." " Have you?" " Right, Kjeld?" "I´m sorry, Egon." "It was my fault." " Yes." " We got you something." " From the baker´s." " Me and Kjeld went halves." "It´s not quite the same as those cream cakes, but ..." "Hey presto!" "You had your cake after all!" " lt cost us 1 2 øre." " Not good enough for us." "We´re going to dine on cream cakes and chocolate caramels." "Ice cream cones on the sea front with an infinite number of scoops." " We can´t afford all that." " Don´t worry, Egon´s got a plan." "Yes, I´ve got an brilliant plan." "Nice one, Egon." "Did you hear that, Kjeld?" "Egon´s got a plan!" " What´s the plan, then?" " l´m going to get adopted." " You´re going to get what?" " Adopted." "You just had your hair cut." "You don´t need it adopted." "Do you know what "adopted" means?" "Sure." "Well, maybe not in so many words, but ..." "You´d better explain." "For Kjeld´s sake." "It means I´ll find a family who´ll take me in as their own child." " A family?" " l can see why Egon wants one." "Mums and dads read you bedtime stories,   pat you when you´re ill and help you do your homework." "Yeah, and get rat-faced on Christmas Eve and then fight." "No, Benny." "That´s not the kind I want." "Mine will be rich." "Filthy rich." "They´ll be millionaires." "Egon, that´s brilliant." "And you´ll steal from them in their sleep." "No, you don´t get it. I´ll be their son, their little nugget." "I´ll be given anything I want." " But what about us?" " You´ll be the rich boy´s friends." "The rich boy´s friends ..." "But you´ll have to help me get adopted." "Who´s getting adopted?" " Hi, Yvonne!" " Hi, Kjeld!" "Hi, Yvonne!" "Hi, Kjeld!" " Hi, Yvonne!" " Hi, Kjeld." " Hi, Yv..." " Cut it out!" "Kjeld, are we still on for tomorrow night?" " Yes, I´ve bought the tickets." " You won´t nip off with Egon?" " Not at all." " Remember our date at the zoo?" "You "just had to nip off", leaving me all on my own   while people gaped at me like a panda in a cage." "All because you were late." " l promise I´ll be there." " Come on, Yvonne." "Right." "See you outside the cinema tomorrow." "On time, eh, Kjeld?" "I´ll be there." " Are you going to help or what?" " Of course." "Right." "Listen carefully!" "twice this millionaire couple   has been to see the principal." "They want to adopt but madam isn´t into posseting and dirty nappies   so they want a boy of my age who knows how to behave." "Tomorrow Mr. and Mrs. Theilgaard are coming to see five of us." "And they´ll pick you and you´ll be rich and we´ll be rich?" "Honestly, Benny, they´ll never pick a boy like Egon." "Yes, they will." "Because to millionaires appearances matter most." "My plan is simple." "We need a slice of old cheese ..." " A really pongy one." " Wow, what a stinker!" "Some itching powder." "And a double-breasted pin-striped suit." " Gangster style!" " My cousin´s just been confirmed." "You can borrow his suit." "But take good care of it!" "For all the little flowers Have come again this year" "And birds are Everywhere around us" "So fine and fresh and pretty The beech wood stands I have never seen the like" "And whichever way I turn I see the nicest things lt airs my mind So wonderfully" "I sense again this year ln Denmark it is spring lt airs my mind So wonderfully" "The countryside has changed Or else I´ve been blind." " Thank you." " Very ... nice." "The lad who´s second on the right, don´t you think?" "The second on the right." "Might we have a closer look?" "Of course." "Come along, Erling!" " Hello, my dear." " Hello." "is something the matter?" "Pooh, what a pong!" "Where have you been playing?" "Your shoe lace is undone." "I´m sure it´s nothing a bath wouldn´t put right." "Boys will be boys!" "Most unfortunate." "How about the little chap in specs?" " What is it now?" " Lice." " Really?" " Mattias, stand still!" "Let me see ... what have we here?" "Egon Olsen." "How d´you do, Egon Olsen!" " Do you play golf?" " No." "But I can learn." "It´s jolly difficult. I think they´re all such nice little boys." " What do you think?" " l have no doubts." "It´s got to be him." "He´s got style." " Where are you going to live?" " On Coast Road." "Coast Road?" "Wow, Kjeld, did you hear that?" "Coast Road!" "Coast Road?" "That´s where my mum would love to live." "The people there don´t do anything." "They just enjoy themselves." "Blimey, Egon!" "It´s brilliant!" "And these are Egon Olsen´s entire records?" "Yes." "Birth certificate, certificate of baptism, other personal papers ..." "Splendid." "And here, as agreed ..." "One million kroner." "And we do agree that nobody, absolutely nobody,   will ever hear of our little deal?" "Deal?" "What deal?" " You won´t forget us, will you?" " Of course not." "You´ll be the rich boy´s friends." "That´s good, Egon, because it´s Yvonne´s birthday on Friday   and she wants these really special earrings." "You´ll have the wherewithal, don´t worry. I´ll phone you." " Hey, I´ve got a proper family!" " You´ve certainly got a dishy mum." "Now, now, Benny!" "Don´t talk about Egon´s new parents like that!" "I´ve decided to call them "Mum" and "Dad"." "Let me take your bags, lad." "Oh, I almost forgot." "We´ve a present for you." "Thanks." "It´s a genuine Swiss Army knife." "It can do everything ..." "Why isn´t he coming?" "You´ll be able to repair your golf clubs   and tighten the strings of your tennis racket." "Easy does it. ln a couple of days it´ll all be over." "Goodbye." " Goodbye." " Take care, now." " Yes." " Bye, then." " lt´ll never be the same again." " Oh, cut it out, Kjeld." "We´ll be seeing him again in a day or two." "And haven´t you a date with Yvonne?" "Yes!" "We were going to the pictures!" "Wait!" " Dad?" "What about the ice cream?" " Shut your trap." "Where has Kjeld got to?" "Three, please." " lt´s that dishy guy from the Fifth!" " Gosh, yes." "He´s totally dishy." " Did you see that?" " He smiled!" "Hi, Yvonne!" "Did you hear that?" "He knew your name!" " Yes." "What cheek!" " Yvonne, I´m awfully sorry." "We had to say goodbye to Egon." "I´m fed up with hearing about Egon." "Are you going out with him or me?" "It´s true, Yvonne." "Kjeld is really sorry." "I hate being late for the advertisements." "You´d better watch out!" "Loads of boys are mad about her." "Scandinavian Rocket Company" " What are we doing here?" " You´ll find out soon enough." "Give me my hat!" "Please inform the lab that the bird is in the cage." " Of course, Mr. Hallandsen." " Hallandsen?" "Come along, you little varmint." "I am head of security." "Nobody gets in or out without my permission." "Get the message?" "Schrøder?" "Make sure the boy is ready in a couple of hours." "Yessir!" "And if he gives us any trouble I´ll quieten him down." "Are you crazy?" "We need him." "He cost us a million." "Let go of me!" "Let go of me!" "You great big idiot!" "Just give the word and ..." "Let me out!" "Did you really pay a million for a hysterical little scallywag like him?" "Yes, but fortunately nobody will hear him where he is going." "A million?" "Just when you think you´ve got a family   it turns out to be humbug and lies and pie in the sky." "Amazing!" "The principal sold me for a million kroner!" "A million ..." " Come away with me!" " Johnny ... I´ll forget all about the theatre tonight ... I shall put all that I feel for you into your mind ..." "Right now Egon is at his Coast Road address with a giant ice cream   and a bedroom stacked with toys." "There are enough men in the world Some are big, some are small" "They promise you everything Between heaven and earth" "But Mr. Right, the man who makes Your heart thump in your breast ls the man whom you want But can never win ..." "Girls who are human To the altar do go" "But that far no Muse Has ever progressed" "Thanks ever so!" "Muses must stay at home Where they belong" "Their hearts get broken Between heaven and earth" " ls everything secured?" " Yes." "Nothing ought to go wrong." "Prepare for the centrifuge test." "Test the ECG equipment." "Yes, Dr. Rakowski." "Activate the compressor, 30 seconds and counting ," "It´ll be fascinating to see if he makes it." "He must, the little piss ant." "There´s too much at stake ..." "Compressor ready to go ," "Activate the gyro." "His ECG is stable." "He is perfect." "On behalf of the Scandinavian Rocket Company " " Dr. Rakowski and I welcome the board to this presentation   of our fantastic space project." "Chairman?" "Ever since we learned to fly we have dreamed of conquering space." "It has always titillated our imaginations." "Just what is behind the closed door?" "Last year the Russians finally put a satellite into orbit." "Sputnik 1 !" "A month later they launched Sputnik 2 with Laika on board." "The first living creature in space!" "The voyage was a success although the dog died   and the satellite burned up upon re-entering the atmosphere." ", gave up her life serving our country ," " Cut!" " Peace be With you, Laika ," "Our mission is to be the first to put a human being into orbit   before the Russians, before the Americans." "The Scandinavian Rocket Company is going to win the race." "We have arrived at the final phase of our top secret experiment," "Thanks to our success, particularly With the popular SRC 142,   also known as the Stardust   we have managed to fund this unique project." "For our experiment Dr. Rakowski and I   have obtained a suitable guinea pig named Egon Olsen." "This little Danish boy, Egon Olsen,   will make me ... make us into the winners of this race." "Why a child?" "The first was a dog." "This time it´s a child." "Next time we´ll try a woman." "Only then will we sacrifice a man." "But won´t anybody miss this Egon Olsen boy?" "No, that´s the thing." "Nobody will miss him." "He has no father or mother, No relatives, A complete nonentity," "Dr, RakoWski and I obtained all his personal records," "Everybody thinks he´s moved, Nobody knows his address," "He simply no longer exists," "Gentlemen, may I present the rocket?" "The SRC 1 43." "Twice the size of Sputnik 2." "The SRC 1 43 ... lt is a completely Danish product of which we may be most proud." "We´re counting on you, Hallandsen." "But if anything goes wrong we´ll plead total ignorance." "Of course, Chairman, of course." "But nothing can go wrong." "Good morning!" "Porridge up!" "He´s gone!" "Major!" "Major!" "Major!" "You say the lad has gone?" "He can´t have vanished into thin air." "Guarding that brat is what you get paid for,   you lousy, amateur bunglers!" "Vermin!" "Dog heads!" "For goodness sake!" "I just don´t get it." "The door was locked ..." "There´s no law against using the inside of your skull." "Oh, there you are!" "Come on out!" "Now I´ve got you, you filthy varmint!" "So that´s where you´re hiding!" "A wandering dustman I ..." "A dustman ..." "A dustman I am ..." "He must be out there." "He can´t have gone far, the little varmint." "Stop, stop, stop!" "What have you got in the back?" " Loads of garbage." " Garbage?" "Yes." "Garbage. I´m a garbage collector." "Hop in and have a look." "Check it out." "Move away!" "What´s in this bin?" "Get out of here!" "What a stench!" "Do you realise what this means?" "He must be found." "It´s your responsibility." "He must be found." "Yes, and found he will be." "And when I find him ..." "No, damn it!" "Don´t you see?" "We need him ..." "Yes, but just say the word and ..." "Blimey, Egon!" "Those rotters really pulled a fast one on you." "And it´s dried all over my cousin´s suit." " They won´t get away with it." " You stink of rotten eggs." " Aren´t you rich at all, then?" " No." "Aren´t we the rich boy´s friends, then?" "And what about Yvonne and her earrings?" " Shut up about those earrings." " No, I will not!" "You saw the way she flirted with Kenneth at the pictures   in the middle of "The Muse´s" Song." " She´s got to have those earrings." " You´ll get the wherewithal." " Here." "Thanks." " But how?" "The principal sold me for a million kroner to that fake couple." "Blow me down!" "A whole million?" "Are you worth that much?" "Yes, I am." "And it´s my money." "I want my million." "Of course you do, Egon." "You were so happy." "Mum and dad and all." "And then they just pull a fast one on you." " But how will you get your million?" " l have a plan." "The principal thinks it´s safe in his office." " But he´s mistaken." " There." " Because I know where he keeps it." " lt´ll be easy." "It won´t be easy." "We´ll have to blow the safe open without him hearing." "And he sleeps in the same room." "It´s impossible, then." "It´ll have to be planned down to the tiniest detail." " Of course." "What do we do?" " He´s a night pisser." " A night pisser?" " He pees in his sleep." "He goes to the bathroom in his sleep." "While he´s gone we´ll sneak into his study." "Blimey!" "A night pisser!" "Listen!" "We´ll need a syringe of icing, a feather,   some sticking plaster and a stick of dynamite." "Isn´t that dangerous?" "Of course." "But I want my million." "We´ll fix it." "Right, Kjeld?" "I´m not sure ... ls Yvonne going to get those earrings, or not?" " She´s going to get them." " We´ll start at 23.1 3 hours." "Happy Haven Children´s Home" "Ready?" " Shhh ..." " All right, all right!" "It´s time." " Pooh!" "What a stinker!" " Shhh, Benny ..." " Syringe!" " Coming up." "Icing!" "Kjeld, damn it!" " There." "Now I need the feather." " Coming up." "Nice one!" "Dynamite." "What are you doing?" "Give it to me!" " Here ..." " Matches." "3, 2, 1 ..." "Blimey!" "He didn´t hear a bloody thing!" "Blow me, Egon!" "You´re a genius!" "Boom!" "What do you think, Kjeld?" "We´re rich!" "Yes, it´s lovely." "At last Yvonne can have her earrings." "She can have earrings, necklaces, bracelets, whatever she wants." "It´s disastrous." "If we don´t get our hands on that Egon Olsen   l don´t know what I´m going to tell the board." ""Nothing can go wrong"." "Wasn´t that what you said?" "Yes." "That rocket is going up and it´s going up now." "Dearest Elsa, there is nothing I want more." "The second we catch him the rocket will be launched." "Without him you´re hardly likely to win the space race." " What about you?" " l´ve had a number of offers." "And my contract with you expires soon." "Yes." "All we can do is wait." "When Yvonne gets those earrings Kenneth will give up." "Stop!" "Run!" "Come on!" "That way!" "Good." "Come on!" " Come on, Kjeld!" " l´ll never make it." "Egon?" " May I come in?" " You must be joking." " You´ve got to help me." " Do you realise the time?" "Mum and Dad are in bed." "Nobody´s allowed in." " Yvonne ..." " No, Egon. I tell you!" " You´re not coming in." " Grab this, then." " What is it?" " Just take it!" " l´m not sure if I may." " Yes, you may." " l don´t want to." " lf you don´t ... I´ll tell Kjeld what you look like first thing in the morning." " This is the place." " Really?" "Come on!" "This way!" " Are you sure you saw him?" " Quite sure." "People happen to be asleep!" "We´re sorry we disturbed you." "We´re looking for Egon Olsen." "He wouldn´t happen to be here?" " No!" " Are you sure?" "Yes!" "And if you come any closer I´ll scream." "Has he run away from his new mother and father?" " Yes ..." " Are you his father, then?" " Yes." " l see!" "Did he steal this from you?" " Yes." " We´re so pleased to see it again." "Aren´t we, lb?" " Where is Egon Olsen?" " He left." " Drat!" " We´ve got the briefcase." "We need the boy!" "It´s too much." "First you have a million and then you don´t." "You have a family and then you don´t." "And when you finally do have one it´s rotten and mendacious." "And your friends." "What use are they?" "A bunch of lousy amateur bunglers!" "Vermin!" "Dog heads!" " Yvonne had no way of knowing." " That dimwit ruined everything." "Don´t talk about her like that." "It wasn´t her fault." " She thought you were a criminal." " Shut up!" "Let Egon think!" "Right ..." "There!" "It´s working!" "Nice one!" "I´ve got it!" "Our only chance." "We must tempt him to come out of the factory with the money." " How?" " l´ve got a plan." "A brilliant plan." "The best plan I´ve ever had." "Nice one, Egon." "What do we need?" " Me," " You?" "Yes. I´ll trade myself for the million Hallandsen took." "But he´ll send you into orbit." "No, because we´ll make sure he brings the briefcase   somewhere he can´t catch me." " l still think it sounds dangerous." " Kjeld, damn it ..." "Do you want to be the rich boy´s friends or what?" "It´ll all be timed to a tee." "We need a bowling ball,   pincers, a bit of chalk, a bamboo cane,   two semaphore flags, an empty can,   a 1 0 øre piece and a wheelbarrow." "Right?" "They´ll think they´ll get you back and we´ll swipe the million." "The cane." "There." " Pincers." " Here." " That is where the action´ll start." " At the Round Tower?" "Benny, the chalk!" "This is where it´ll be." "There." "Kjeld, when I give the signal place the wheelbarrow here." " The 1 0 øre piece ..." " Here it is." "Testing, testing, testing ..." "May I speak to Mr. Hallandsen?" " Who is this?" " Do you Want Egon Olsen back?" "I don´t know what you´re talking about." "Don´t play the fool, ifyou Want him back   go for a boat trip from Holmen´s Canal at 13,45 sharp," "Please bring 1 million kroner." " Come alone!" " That´s only an hour away!" "I can´t!" " Then it´s bye-bye to Egon Olsen." " Wait!" "I believe he is eager to talk to the authorities   about what is really going on at your factory." "Wait!" "Will you wait!" "?" "Right, then." "1 3.45." "Good God!" "We´ll man our posts before Hallandsen gets here." "From the top of the tower you can watch him unobserved." "I´ll hide until he´s on board so he´ll continue to obey our orders." "Are they talking about our money?" "That million stays here!" "Dear Elsa ..." " Listen ..." " Forget it." "What would you say   if we added the million to your fee   by way of a bonus?" "Would that be an idea?" "Hallandsen, now you´re beginning to talk like a man." "Off you go!" "Hallandsen has come." "He´s brought the money." "Nice one!" "Once the boat sails he can´t harm us." "everything OK EGON" "We must obtain the briefcase before his trip ends." "Kjeld!" "Await my signal." "Benny!" "Bowling ball at the ready." "That does it!" "How dare he!" "Kjeld, damn it!" "Where are you going?" "What´s the matter?" "Kjeld!" "Oh, no!" "Not Yvonne!" "Just a moment, Egon ..." "HE´S AT CHRlSTlANSBORG" "We´ll strike at Marble Bridge 1 4 minutes after departure." "Hallandsen will be on his guard." "He´s bound to try to trick us." "No, Kjeld!" "You´re meant to man the wheelbarrow!" "5 øre if he´d polish my moped." "Look how nicely he did it!" "Hi, Kjeld!" "I´m chatting to Kenneth." "After all, you never have time, do you?" "If you´re still interested you´ll have to open your mouth a bit." "I thought so!" "You just don´t care!" "Come along, Kenneth." "We´re out of here." "Bye, Keld!" "Kjeld, damn it!" "We´ve got work to do!" "Three minutes before Marble Bridge Benny launches the ball ... 3, 2, 1 , yes ..." "OK, Egon!" "Marble Bridge ..." "Puss, puss!" "Puss, puss!" "Egon Olsen!" "Help!" "Come back!" "Tarnation!" " There he is!" " Now for Yvonne´s earrings." "Nice one, Egon!" "Oh, No!" "Run, Kjeld!" "Just a moment, Egon Olsen!" "Shall I take this?" "You won´t be needing it where you´re going." " There." " l phoned the Met Office." " They promise fair weather tonight." " Splendid!" " The rocket can be ready in 3 hours." " Let´s get it off, then." "Before he thinks up any more tricks." " ln three hours?" " What can we do?" " Keep everything under control!" " Of course." "What about security, Major Schrøder?" "Security?" " We´ll have no more mistakes." " The whole area is secured." "Good." "I´ve placed a ring of landmines around the factory." "Nasty little blighters." "Boom!" "Get the boy ready." "I´ll put this somewhere safe." "Surely that´s playing it too safe?" "Hallandsen ... I think this briefcase is best off in my custody." "We can always discuss your bonus after the launch." "Inform everyone that we´re preparing to launch." "And you want to report a certain Mr. Hallandsen   for buying a boy in order to launch him on board a rocket?" " Yes, three hours from now!" " Two and a half." "And you have seen this rocket with your own eyes?" "We haven´t." "But Egon has." "Splendid." "Did you get that, Holm?" " l´ve only got as far as "buy"." " Watch your typing, then." "My typing teacher says we mustn´t look at the keyboard." "Really?" "Well, skip my questions." "Stick to what the children say." " What on earth are you doing?" " A new sheet of paper." "It´s that silly "a"." "One has to use one´s little finger." "It´s urgent." "Can´t you phone Hallandsen at ..." " The Scandinavian Rocket Company." " Yes." "Tell him you know all about his rocket experiment!" "Of course, boys." "Of course." "The police have nothing better to do than looking for rockets and aliens." " Can I have that last bit again?" " Stop it, Holm!" "Before I go mad!" " Run along, eh?" " But ..." "The police will deal with the matter." " That´s that case filed." " Aren´t we going to ..." " Young Holm, what are you?" " l´m new here." " And what am I?" " You´re an old hand." "Precisely." "Dr. Rakowski?" "The valves have all been adjusted and checked." " Good." "And the acceleration gyro?" " Tested." " The radio-controlled navigator?" " Almost tested." " Directional rocket fuel injectors?" " Not yet." "Get a move on, man!" "We´ve got a rocket to launch!" "At last we´re going to get something for all the trouble you´ve caused." "If only Egon had been here!" "Yes." "He´d have thought up a plan and we´d have rescued him." "Everything would have been all right." "But now it´s too late." "No, Kjeld." "We won´t let them pull one on Egon." "We´ll go and rescue him." " lt sounds dangerous." " lt is dangerous." "But we´ve got to." "Come on!" "The launch is in less than an hour." " Yvonne!" " Oh, there you are, Kjeld!" "No, not Yvonne." "We´ve no time for that." " Hi, Yvonne!" " So your mouth does open, then." " Shall we meet up later?" " Yes, but I´ve got to nip off first." " ls it something to do with Egon?" " No, not at all." "Come on!" "If we´re going to rescue Egon from the rocket factory!" "I knew it!" "Always Egon!" "Kjeld, I refuse to be treated like this." "There are other boys, you know." "Kenneth has asked me to go for a picnic;" "I may as well accept   seeing as you prefer Egon´s company." " Egon´s going to burn up in space!" " What do you say?" "Me or Egon?" " You or Egon?" " Yes." "Goodbye, Kjeld." "Give Egon my regards." "Centrifugal compressor ready, Functioning at 60% ," "Navigation system activated," "Combustion pressure stable," " Directional controls operating, - lmagine, Dr. Rakowski!" "This evening I shall go down in history!" "When teachers ask their classes   "Who sent the first man into orbit?"" "A forest of hands will shoot up." ""lb Hallandsen!"" ""lb Hallandsen!"" "Let´s hope he doesn´t end up like Laika." "The centrifugal compressor will start in 30 seconds." " Kjeld, stop blubbing!" " lt´s all right for you." "You haven´t lost the love of your life." "Remember what my dad says?" "There are plenty of fish in the sea." "Tomorrow is another day." "landmines NO ENTRY" " lt looks pretty sinister." " We´ll never get inside." "We´ll have to think of something." " Are you sure Egon is in there?" " Yes." "It´s impossible." "They´ve got guard dogs." "Landmines." "All kinds of things." "You´d need a tank to get in." "A tank?" "Now you´re talking!" "With marshmallows on top!" "Wow!" "It´s just like driving a tractor." " Be careful!" "It´ll never work!" " Give over!" "It´s fun." "It´s like a farm holiday!" " No, go right, go right!" " Oh, it´s the other lever." "Ouch, Benny!" "Not so fast!" "Stop!" " What´s up?" " l think we´ve come too far." " Thinks he´s Rudolph Valentino!" " What are you on about?" "The show-off!" " Kjeld!" "Let´s get a move on!" " What a ... prat!" " l´m going to shoot him." " Who?" " Kenneth ... what a dandy!" " We haven´t time." "What a coxcomb!" "What a Casanova!" " Filthy teddy boy!" " Kjeld, no!" "Kjeld, damn it!" "My moped!" "Kjeld, what are you at?" "You could´ve killed Yvonne." "I could´ve killed Yvonne." "Oh, no!" "I could´ve killed Yvonne!" "I could´ve killed Yvonne." "I see." "Yes, of course." "Yes." "For goodness´ sake!" "That was the Chiefs of Staff." "They claim that a tank has been stolen by two boys." " Two boys?" " Yes." "Or two men from Mars." "What nonsense!" "Benny, mind the mines!" " What?" " Nothing." "Straight ahead." "Wow!" " Whoops!" "We forgot to knock." " Drive carefully, Benny." "Easy does it!" "The rocket must be in one of the big buildings." " Stop!" " Now what?" "Reverse, reverse ..." "I think that´s it!" " Yes, that´s it!" " Nice one, Kjeld!" "We´ve got him!" "Straight ahead, Benny." "Don´t worry, Egon!" "We´ll pop them off!" "If anyone´s going to be popped off, you are!" " No, Kjeld!" " lt isn´t working." "You can forget it." "What is it this time?" "Yes?" "I see." "A moped." "Blown up by an armour-piercing shell." "In the vicinity of the Scandinavian Rocket Company?" "Of course we will." " Never a moment´s peace." " The Scandinavian Rocket Company." "Two boys." "A tank." "There might be a connection." "There might be." "Or there might not be." "We are police officers." "We don´t go by guesswork,   hot air, whims or fancies." "is this an egg sandwich or isn´t it?" "It is an egg sandwich." " With cress." " Correct, Holm." "And it´s police work in a nutshell." "Perhaps we should go and investigate all the same?" "Holm?" "Forget it." "Alternators operating at 80%," " Engine 4 ready," " Hello?" "Egon?" "Egon?" "You´ve got visitors." "Your friends have popped in to say goodbye." "Left stabiliser checked and ready," "Seals in place, Water tank pressurised," "Egon?" "This is Benny." "Can you hear us?" "Goodbye, Egon." "We´ll wave to you every time you pass us in the sky." " Right, that´s it, Box One!" " Goodbye, Egon." "Box One closed." "Right stabiliser checked and ready," "Commence the countdown." "Three minutes till blast-off, 99, 98, 97 ," "2 minutes 40 seconds to go ," "I´ve told you we´ll get nothing out of it." "Apart from a free rocket if we´re lucky." "The light´s flashing!" "27, 26, 25 ," "Who is that?" "Hello?" "Yes." "Yes." "Just a moment." "Hello?" "The police?" "Here?" " 18, 17 ," " Cut!" " 16 ," " Stop the countdown." "Stand easy." "Launch postponed." " Look lively!" " 12, 1 1 ," "You two stay put!" "And not a peep!" "Jørgensen, come along!" " There must be some mistake." " l thought so." "How on earth could any children get in?" "Yes, that´s what I said." "This is most embarrassing." " Yes, but what about the stolen tank?" " Thank you, Holm." "I am sure they can cope." "Shouldn´t we check?" "Just to be on the safe side?" "Now, now, Holm." "What are you?" "And what am I?" "But there was also a moped and the boys were seen in the vicinity." "Shouldn´t we investigate?" "Come on, Kjeld!" "How dare you!" " You brats!" " Closing Box Two." " Just to be on the safe side?" " That´ll do, Holm." "The factory is fenced and guarded." "is it not?" " Goodbye." " Goodbye." "Oh, yes." "There was one little thing." "Now we´re here." "How about a little souvenir?" "A rocket for my grandchildren?" " You took your time." " We had a few things to do." "The police have come." "Everything will be all right." " l want my million first." " Forget it." "Let´s get out of here!" "No, I´ve got a plan." "We must get to the million before Dr. Rakowski." " Benny, get two Stardust rockets." " OK." " Kjeld, pour out the meths." " Will do." "And I´ve got Rakowski´s keys." " Thank you, Dr. Rakowski." " Come back, you reformatory rug rat!" "Come back!" "Nice one, Egon." "All we have to worry about now is the landmines." "Thank you very much." "You´re most generous." "Not at all." "You see, Holm?" "Courtesy gets you everywhere." "Oh, yes." "One last question." "landmines" "This was my last picnic with you." "It wasn´t my fault." "I don´t think we should go in there." " Kjeld?" " No!" "Don´t go in there!" "It´s mined!" "Don´t move!" "You´re on a landmine." " She´d better get off it then." " lf you move it´ll go off." "It´s true!" "Kenneth, will you stand on it while I run for help?" "I´m not too happy about it." "What if I run for help?" "Yes, run away, you miserable coward!" "Yvonne, wait!" "Egon, give me the briefcase." " Why?" " Give it to me." "Why?" " Because I´ve got to rescue Yvonne." " lt isn´t heavy enough." " l won´t give it to you." " You must." " Why?" " Because ..." " Because I love her." " So what?" " Love matters more than money." " Who says?" " Kjeld is right." " lt´s my million." "Hell´s bells, Egon, it´s Yvonne." " Give me the case." " No, I will not." " What are you doing?" " Don´t worry, Yvonne." " Come on then." "Easy does it." " Oh, Kjeld!" "Lousy brats!" " Come on, Benny!" " We can´t leave Kjeld behind." " We´ve got to run for it!" " Give me the case." " No, I will not." " Friendship comes before cash." "It was love before." "Now it´s friendship ..." "Egon, darn it!" "Run for it!" "Just one more thing ..." "How far should one be from the rocket when one lights it?" "Stop, in the name of the law!" "You are all under arrest." "Thank you, Holm." "Well done." "My million." "I hate kids." "We must find him before he gets away." " He went that way." " Easy does it!" "The police are here." " ln there!" " That´s right." "The launch pad!" "Holm and I know everything." "All we need now is a chat with Hallandsen." " What is this place?" " He has gone." " l can sense it." " He´s got to be here." " He was seen running into this room." " And he´s got my money." "I said something was up." "And now Hallandsen has escaped." "He can´t have gone far." " We´ve got to find him." " Listen to an old hand." " Hallandsen isn´t here." " He´s in the rocket!" " That will do, young man." " He is!" "He´s over the hills and far away." "We´ll never see him again." " 10, 9 ," " No!" " 8, 7 ," " What´s going on?" " 6 , - l´m afraid you pressed the button." " 3, 2, 1 ," " Blimey!" "He´s going up!" " We must be able to stop him." " Look at the devil!" "Your new dad is doing a runner with all your dosh!" "Hey, look!" "Loads of documents!" "About Egon!" " What´s that?" " Look!" " What is it?" " Egon on the beach as a kid." " With some geezer." " lsn´t he cute?" "It says "Egon and dad at the beach"." "Hey, it´s your dad, Egon." " Whose dad?" " Yours." "A real, live dad." " Let me see ..." " Congratulations, Egon Olsen!" "Where does he live?" "I´m not sure we should tell him." "Olsen!" "You´ve got a visitor." "Egon!" "There ... here we go." "Cocoa. I know it´s pretty weak." "But ..." " lt tastes fine, Dad." " Jolly good." "Oh, yes. I forgot." "For you!" " One of those?" " From the finest baker´s." "Listen!" "I´ve got a plan." "A brilliant plan." " Timed to a tee." " Nice one, Dad." "The operation will start when I get out of here." "Look!" " Yvonne?" " Yes?" " Happy birthday!" " Oh, thank you!" "Wow!" "They´re not the ones you wanted, but I hadn´t the wherewithal ... I like these much more." "It´s fantastic that we ever met   when you consider how vast everything is." "Hey!" "Strike a light!" "Stop!" "Hello?" "Subtitles:" "sdl Media"