"Soldiers!" "We begin our advance on the British troops." "Your Commander orders you to prepare for battle." "Soldiers... ready to fire!" "Fire!" "Kill them!" "Kill the miserable British." "Dear Listeners!" "This is Kol Yerushalayim." "We have exciting news." "In the middle of the night, Palestine launched their attack and drove the British out of the land of Israel." "DEAR LISTENERS!" "THIS IS KOL YERUSHALAYIM." "Five men were arrested." "They were caught stealing guns and ammunition from a British army base." "The men were thought to be part of an underground movement." "In a special session yesterday, the United Nations appointed a committee which will hereby be known as UNSCOP, the UN Special Committee on Palestine." "Ben Hur Tykocinski." "Founder of F.O.D. Commander in Chief." "Avy Proffy Leibowitz." "Second in Command." "Head of Internal Security and Interrogation for F.O.D." "Chita Reznick." "Private." "At your service." "Let's go inside." "All right." "Are we ready?" "Do we have everything we need?" "Soldiers!" "Hello Proffy!" "How are you doing today?" "Thank God!" "Can I have the candy, the knafi?" "I don't have a lot of money." "For you we make a special deal." "Right?" "Right, two Grushim." "One Grush?" "Okay, one Grush." "Look at this!" "These are the greatest nails I've ever seen!" "It'll kill at least six Brits!" "Okay, let's finish our work." "We will carry out our mission next Tuesday." "We'll take these and pour the gunpowder inside." "It serves them right." "These are their bullets!" "And then..." "KABOOM!" "So, how is your mother and her two husbands?" "One husband goes on a business trip, then the other one comes by the house." "She's really married to both of them?" "I don't know." "Neither one is my real father." "But they pretend to be." "Besides, they're so busy with my mother they don't really have time to yell at me!" "Tell me... you know..." "do they spend a lot of time in the bedroom?" "All the time." "I'm probably the only kid in Jerusalem whose mother never goes into the kitchen!" "So that's the reason you look like a shoelace." "Ah!" "The curfew!" "Soldiers!" "Tonight's battle is the most important one of the war and might be the most deadly." "A surprise air attack on the British Battalion!" "One, Two, Three," "Fire!" "A whole week locked up in your room?" "It felt like a year." "How could your father do that to you?" "Neither of my fathers would do that to me." "Yeah, that's because they're locked up in the bedroom with your mother." "I would have escaped." "I would have if I could." "What do you think." "Look, I have something very important to tell you." "More important than Operation nails?" "It could be." "I've discovered a vital source of intelligence." "I request authorization for an espionage assignment." "We need more description than this." "I'm not at liberty to talk." "It could jeopardize the operation." "As the High Command, I must be kept in the picture at all times." "Definitely... that is once there is a picture." "Hello Proffy." "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you!" "I have to run." "We haven't seen you lately." "Where were you?" "Busy!" "You want some candy?" "We'll give you a good price." "Not now, thanks." "No time today!" "Hello..." "Happy Holiday!" "So." "Tuesday will be the day." "Why Tuesday?" "Tuesday is a good luck day." "Says who?" "It's in the Bible..." "Twice on Tuesday it says " ""and God saw that it was good"..." "Do you really want to do something that's written in the Bible?" "Also..." "Tuesday is the day they bring out all their trucks." "Weren't you going to bring us some very classified information?" "I'm... uh... working on it." "What exactly is it?" "You shouldn't have any secrets from us." "Chita is right." "Trust is the backbone of Freedom Or Death." "Without trust we are nothing!" "We need to do it ten minutes before curfew." "It still gives us time to get back to our homes." "Someone could see us." "It's still light at that hour." "At that hour, all the trucks are out for curfew." "This is too important a mission to hit only one or two trucks!" "He's right!" "Tuesday." "At eighteen hours fifty." "Where is he?" "What crap!" "It was his idea, this ten minutes before curfew." "You spoke to him yesterday?" "Yes, yesterday." "He said he would meet us here at 6:45." "It's almost curfew." "What an ass!" "Shall we do it?" "Absolutely right now!" "How could you forget our most important mission?" "I don't know what happened to me." "In the building across from us, lives the most beautiful girl in the world." "I can't stop looking at her." "I'm nuts about her." "What kind of soldier are you that can't think straight because of a stupid girl?" "!" "Girls are stupid!" "Look, I'm very sorry." "It won't happen again, I promise." "Let's do it next week?" "We performed the mission without you." "Not one British truck drove on that road last night." "Really?" "Isn't it interesting how that happened?" "I don't know." "I really don't know." "Are you with us, Proffy?" "Or are you..." "Of course I am." "Dear Listeners!" "This is Kol Yerushalayim." "Here's the news!" "Tonight... 12 British tanks were destroyed by nails." "Kill them!" "You should have come to speak to me first!" "You're a traitor pig!" "The worst traitor is the one who likes the enemy." "Good morning students!" "Welcome to the sixth grade." "Good morning teacher!" "We have a new student this year." "Rachel Hochberg." "She doesn't speak Hebrew." "I hope you all had a nice summer even though we're all aware of what went on this summer..." "Enough!" "Quiet!" "Quiet!" "Chita, wait a second." "Aren't you ever going to talk to me again?" "Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys the truth." "I was afraid to." "Would you like to borrow some of my comic books?" "Maybe you can even keep one or two of them." "What about if I help you with your homework?" "So Proffy, why do you spend so much time with us?" "It's fun here." "What about your friends that you run through the city with?" "I don't know who my friends are anymore." "What is a friend?" "You know a man by looking at his friends." "Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are." "I have in my hand, your test on the history of Zionism." "We have scores from 100 all the way down to 5." "That means out of 20 questions, someone got only one stupid question correct..." "And that honour goes to..." "Chita Reznick." "Eliyahu Katz." "Eighty points." "And in second place, a student who took the test in English and got 95 points," "Rachel Hochberg." "Who got the highest score?" "I am sorry to tell you, that a perfect score goes to..." "Proffy Leibowitz the beloved."