"The Ouran High School Host Club." "Reigning over Japan's esteemed high school of extremely wealthy students," "The Ouran Host Club... welcomes you." "Reigning over Japan's esteemed high school of extremely wealthy students," "Host Club?" "Reigning over Japan's esteemed high school of extremely wealthy students," "Reigning over Japan's esteemed high school of extremely wealthy students, is a group made up of 6 handsome men." "It is a luxurious game to them." "The only commoner, who recently joined the Host Club," " Not bad!" " Not bad!" "The only commoner, who recently joined the Host Club," " Not bad!" " Not bad!" "The only commoner, who recently joined the Host Club," " Not bad!" " Not bad!" "Fujioka Haruhi" "Fujioka Haruhi is in fact, a girl." "In order to pay off her debt, she had no choice but to dress as a male and work as a host," "Are you all ready?" "In order to pay off her debt, she had no choice but to dress as a male and work as a host," " Roger!" " Roger!" "In order to pay off her debt, she had no choice but to dress as a male and work as a host," "Choose!" "In order to pay off her debt, she had no choice but to dress as a male and work as a host," "I can't!" "In order to pay off her debt, she had no choice but to dress as a male and work as a host," " Welcomes you." " Welcomes you." "In order to pay off her debt, she had no choice but to dress as a male and work as a host, but Haruhi's relationship with the members of the club but Haruhi's relationship with the members of the club" "But as a guy, I can reach out for you anytime." "has begun to change little by little." "But as a guy, I can reach out for you anytime." "has begun to change little by little." "has begun to change little by little." "Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru ." "Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru -=Two years earlier= =Two years earlier=- were a warped pair of brothers since junior high." "=Two years earlier=- were a warped pair of brothers since junior high." "=Two years earlier=" "Hey..." "The one who sent me the love letter... is you?" "I..." "Hikaru-kun..." "(Kun - honorific usually used for younger males)" "Sorry, but I'm Kaoru." "You mixed up my desk with Hikaru's and put the letter in there instead." "But... wouldn't I do?" "I've always thought that you were cute." "Um..." "I..." "Hey... wouldn't I do?" "If you don't mind..." "Hey, Kaoru." "This girl says that you'll do too." "Stop joking, Hikaru." "I don't like that kind of girl." "Saying that either one of us would do, just who do you think you are?" "And, that hairstyle really doesn't suit you." "If you want to date us, go and improve your fashion sense first," " and then next time, make your confession more interesting." " and then next time, make your confession more interesting." "And even now, they are the most hedonistic people in the club." "The two of them find their pleasure in mesmerizing chaste young ladies, but..." " The "Which one of us is Hikaru" game!" " The "Which one of us is Hikaru" game!" "The one with his hair parted on the right is Hikaru." "And the one with his hair parted to the left is Kaoru." " Which one of us is Hikaru?" " Which one of us is Hikaru?" "That's difficult!" "Hikaru-kun is on the right and Kaoru-kun is on the left." "Kaoru-kun is on the right and on the left is... huh?" "Hikaru is on the right and Kaoru is on the left, right?" " Haruhi." " Haruhi." "We've been so free lately." "Say, can we go to your house?" "No way." "Why?" "Do you have a sibling who is preparing for the entrance exam or something?" "I'm an only child." "Then it should be okay, right?" "Let us come over." "No way!" "In any case, you're just going to make fun of me." "That's our intention." "Hey, what exactly do you take people to be?" " Isn't it obvious?" " Isn't it obvious?" " Toys." " Toys." "If you like toys, you must come to our Black Magic Club." "He's appeared!" "Right now we're having a fair on old magical artifacts from around the world." "Everyone who attends now will get a free voodoo doll." "It's easy to put a curse on someone with it." "Just engrave the name of the person you want to curse on the back of it..." "Murderers!" "He left." "That was really boring." "Haruhi-kun can tell them apart accurately." "How incredible!" "Well, it was just intuition." "Is there some kind of point that makes it easy to tell them apart?" "If I have to say it, then..." "Hikaru seems to be about 10 percent meaner in his actions and words." "Let me tell you first that I'm just being honest." "The more malicious one is actually Kaoru." "Stop talking nonsense." "I'm the one who has to keep up with your wilfulness." "Even if I'm the one who comes up with the ideas, you're the one who gets into them, aren't you?" "If you don't like them, then stop me." "Are you an idiot?" "That's because I can't bear watching you acting like an idiot." "What did you say?" "Hold on..." "That's enough!" "In front of the princesses..." "Stop your nonsense!" "After all you're worse than me at math, you fatso!" "Maybe you should spend more time on your languages, you shorty!" "What did you say?" "What's it to you?" " We're through!" " We're through!" "It looks like the trigger was..." "your thoughtless comment." "This has become a big problem." "Haruhi." "Morning." "Hikaru?" "That's really loud." "Isn't it cute?" "Starting from today, the one with blond hair is Hikaru." "It's easy to tell, isn't it?" "The one that looks dumb is Hikaru, and the one that doesn't is Kaoru." "Could it be, you guys haven't made up with each other yet?" "Not really." "Why do I have such bad luck so early in the morning?" " Haruhi, let's sit here." " Haruhi, let's sit here." "Welcome, what would you like to order?" " Course A." " Course A." " Actually, course B's pasta, salad and cola." " Actually, course B's pasta, salad and cola." " D's capellini, Barbarie duck" " D's capellini, Barbarie duck" " and foie gras poele with Sauce Perigueux." " and foie gras poele with Sauce Perigueux." "Stop copying me!" "I'm not copying you!" "It's everyone from the Host Club!" "They're all here!" "I wish I could sit with them." "Are they still at it?" "They're the embarrassment of our club." "What is all the commotion?" "Vice-Principal." "It's the son from the Suou family." "I would like to have a quiet meal." "Please help me with that." "Yes." "Haruhi!" "It's rare to see you in the student cafeteria!" "Are you here to see me?" "No, I was dragged here by those two." "I've always brought a lunchbox." "A lunchbox..." "For you, my dear." "Your lunchbox." "Mommy, what should I do?" "If there's a heart shape..." "No." "Even if it's embarrassing, I'll eat it." "Is there any coherence in your delusions at all?" "What are you saying, Mommy?" "Did you make that yourself, Haruhi-kun?" "Yes." "It looks delicious." "But, what an unusual dish." "It's just a stewed dish and fried egg rolls." "Haruhi, won't you exchange your lunchbox for my food?" "Because I wanted to order something different from Kaoru, I ended up ordering food that I dislike." "I'm fine with that..." "Amazing!" "I haven't eaten anything like this..." "Haru-chan must have thought it was delicious, right?" "(Chan - honorific usually used for girls or closeness)" "That's great." "Haruhi, that's great." "That's great." "Well done, Hikaru." "As a reward, I'll exchange my Course A with you." "So, please hand over Haru-chan's lunchbox." "No way." "Haruhi, this is delicious too." "So, give me your lunchbox." "Stop it, both of you." " If we stop, can we go to your house?" " If we stop, can we go to your house?" "That has nothing to do with this." " Then, we're not stopping." " Then, we're not stopping." "You two, didn't Haruhi tell you to stop?" "Shut up." "How wonderful." "A beautiful but heartbreaking 4-sided, boy's love relationship revolving around Haruhi-kun!" "Furthermore, there is the complicated development of 2 of them being twins!" "=Otaku rice=- (Otaku - fanatic)" "I can eat 3 bowls of rice with this!" "=Otaku rice=- (Otaku - fanatic)" "=Otaku rice=- (Otaku - fanatic)" " I see!" " I see!" "I haven't seen Renge-chan for a while, so I thought she had gone back to France." "Stop it, both of you!" "Enough of this!" "You are Hitachiin Hikaru, aren't you?" "Since you're the older brother, you should be more sensible!" "Sensei." "(Sensei - teacher, master, doctor)" "Suou-kun, for a group leader like you, what is the meaning of this?" "I am very sorry." "All members of the Host Club, clean up this mess!" "Vice-Principal..." "But I'm Kaoru." "It's a bother to get mistaken for Hikaru." "Then you should speak up." "If you don't say anything, that makes me even madder!" "I've had enough of this childish behavior of yours!" "I'm exhausted!" "The 2 of them got us clean-up duty and escaped themselves." "If this keeps up, we'll have no choice but to change the brotherly love package..." "Their customer requests will definitely go down." "Oh, Haruhi, there's no need for you to feel responsible for this." "Even though... it was all... due to your inconsiderate comment." "There's undeniably a murderous intent." "This is the first time that Hika-chan and Kao-chan have fought, isn't it?" "Is that so?" "I've known them since preschool." "They were always playing by themselves." "I've only known them since junior high." "It felt like they didn't let anyone get close to them other than themselves." "Are you okay?" "My lovely lady." "That's cruel, switching like that." "Who's the cruel one?" "Then, can you tell who's Hikaru and who's Kaoru?" "Can you get it right?" " If either one of us would do..." " doesn't it mean that you don't need either of us?" "Back then, they were much more warped than they are now." "They must have been really hurt that no one could tell them apart." "That's why they became so warped." "Because they're afraid of being hurt, they intentionally made it even more difficult for people to tell them apart." "Even though they want people to tell them apart, they made it even more difficult to tell them apart, you mean?" "Because no one could understand their contradictory way of thinking, they've always closed themselves off in their own world," "and put a strong lock on it." "That was what the 2 of them felt like back then." "But, if you think about it, the 2 of them fighting with each other may be a good thing." "Is it really a good thing?" "It means that their world is widening a little, doesn't it?" "However, because it's truly their first fight... someone has to teach them how to end it, right?" "Maybe, they don't know how to make up with each other." "This was on the floor." "This was on the floor." "=To Kaoru, Letter of Challenge=" "Challenge?" "=To Kaoru, Letter of Challenge=" "Challenge?" "=To Kaoru, Letter of Challenge= =This afternoon at 5pm, I challenge you to a final battle at the Ouran High School courtyard.= =It's time to end this fighting." "We have to put a stop to it.= =Come mentally prepared.= =Don't try to run away.=" "Those 2..." "This is bad." "Hikaru-kun and Kaoru-kun are in the courtyard..." "Those 2, causing so much trouble..." "They're fast!" "Hey!" "Hikaru, Kaoru, stop it!" "What was that?" "Hey!" "Which one of you set these traps?" " That one." " That one." " What did you say?" " What did you say?" "What did you say?" "I've had enough of having even the same face as you!" "So you're going to go that far?" "Hikaru, you like Haruhi, don't you?" "What?" "Why are you saying that?" "You really are an idiot, Kaoru." "That's right, Kaoru." "In this world, there are things that can be said and things that can't." "Besides, she looks like a mamedanuki." "(Mamedanuki - a Japanese folk spirit that looks like a raccoon dog)" "Mamedanuki... stop making fun of my daugh..." "(Mamedanuki - a Japanese folk spirit that looks like a raccoon dog)" " You're annoying, get lost!" " You're annoying, get lost!" "I'm tired of looking after you!" "What are you saying?" "Is that a joke?" "I'm the one who's bothered by you." "I'm fed up with being mistaken for you." "To be honest, I really hate you!" "That's..." "That's my line!" "Look at this." "It's the voodoo doll I got from Nekozawa senpai." "(Senpai - senior, mentor)" "Be careful!" "If you hurt the doll after carving a person's name on its back," "=Tamaki=- the person whose name was carved on it will suffer excruciating pain." "the person whose name was carved on it will suffer excruciating pain." "I gave it as a present to everyone who came to the used magical artifacts fair." "Why did you give away such a dreadful present?" "Please take care..." "I've carved Hikaru's name on the back." "Haruhi." "It's dangerous, stay back." "Experience the same pain that the doll is going to receive." "I wish I wasn't born as your younger brother." "Haruhi!" "Take this!" "Enough is enough!" "Don't use such a thing in a simple fight!" "It's not a bad thing to fight with each other, but you shouldn't make everyone worry and cause trouble for others." "And, using something like that..." "Is it really all right if you can never make up with each other again?" "Because the other person is the only brother that you have in this world, right?" "Apologize properly to each other." "If you don't make up with each other right now," "I'll never let you come to my place." "So," " if we make up with each other, we can go to your place?" " if we make up with each other, we can go to your place?" "=Loser=  "Loser"?" " "Loser"?" "Sorry, Kaoru." "Although I was following the script, I said such harsh words." "That's..." "I was worried about you getting hurt..." "I've been had." " We're going to visit Haruhi's house." " We're going to visit Haruhi's house." " Visiting Haruhi's house." " Visiting Haruhi's house." "What?" "It was all a lie?" " Visiting Haruhi's house." " Visiting Haruhi's house." "It's confirmed." "We can't let the twins have too much time on their hands." "It's confirmed." "We can't let the twins have too much time on their hands." "There's nothing more devilish than the twins with too much time on their hands." "So I was dragged into your game." "Hey, Kaoru." "He really has forgotten it." "Even though he himself told us to play a fun game with him." "The one currently tearing the letter is Hikaru." "I got it right?" "Did I get it right?" " And your reason?" " And your reason?" "Intuition." "You can't make random guesses." "I'm sorry, my lovely lady." "I'm setting up a Host Club." "If you don't mind, why don't you be our first customer?" "I'll be waiting for you." " Just like an idiot." " Just like an idiot." "Hey, wait." "If you're free, let's make a Host Club together." "Host Club?" "Even though you can't tell us apart." "Sorry, I can't do that now because the both of you are too alike." "But, when I think about it, it is already a gift that the 2 of you are this alike." "That's why, for now, the 2 of you should become 1 and live as "the Hitachiin brothers"." "Of course, you mustn't forget that you 2 are individuals as well." "That's weird." "It's self-contradictory." "Don't be silly." "That's called a personality." "Even if it's a contradiction, that's what the 2 of you are." "Stop using such masochistic ways to test others." "Rather than that, why don't you play a more interesting game with me?" " Game?" " Game?" "Making other people happy while enjoying yourselves." "That is a Host." "Kyou-chan, had you already figured it out?" "That they were just acting?" "Yes, when I saw the letter of challenge." "Why didn't you say anything?" "Of course, it's more interesting this way." "Besides..." "Visiting Haruhi's house." "Is that so?" "I'm looking forward to it." "Haruhi, what type of present would make your father happy?" "I didn't invite all of you senpais." "What are you saying, Haruhi?" "If he didn't exist, what would we be doing now?" "Who knows?" "Haruhi, Haruhi!" "Mommy, Haruhi won't listen to me!" "Boss!" "Ow, that hurts!" " Question time!" "Which one of us is Hikaru?" " Question time!" "Which one of us is Hikaru?" "I know!" "The one with blonde hair is Hikaru, right?" "You've made up, but you're still keeping that hair color, right?" " That's right!" " That's right!" "That's not right." "Today, the one with blond hair is Kaoru and the one without blond hair is Hikaru, right?" "I got it right!" "She's here, Hikaru." "A new intruder has come into our world." "Haruhi is amazing!" "And we couldn't stop it..." "Haruhi is amazing!" "And we couldn't stop it..." "Haruhi is amazing!" "We've always liked the same thing, right?" "Mommy!" "Kaoru, how about this?" "We'll share Haruhi." "Haruhi is not a thing, is she?" "That's true." "If we can't share her..." "Since we're twins, it would be bad if it got complicated, wouldn't it?" "In that case, let's adopt Haruhi." "That'll probably work." "Right?" "My child is really amazing." "My child is really amazing." "Haruhi is amazing! -=Present Day="