"Damn, that's one nice rack!" "Huh?" "I wouldn't be opposed to having some fun with her." "What do you say, huh?" "I've become gay" "What?" "I've become gay" "Yes, I heard you, but what the hell do you mean by that?" "Well, I mean that I would rather have some fun with you instead of, for example, that chick" "With me?" "!" "Are you fucking queer or what?" "Yeah, that's what I said mean, maybe not with you, but I'm so freaking tired of all chicks" "They're so fucking hard to please, and just keep on pestering me, and they never put out" "I never get laid" "But imagine if you start going for guys instead, I mean fag" "I mean, you just have to go out on the street, find a gay guy and say Hey, do you wanna fuck?" "Hell yeah, he'll say, 'cause he's a guy, horny and gay" "It's fucking brilliant" "But, for fuck sake, are you serious?" "No?" "But do guys turn you on?" "It's a big fucking difference, you know that right?" "Well, you could have the lights off." "I just think it's the most practical and logical choice, for me at least" "So you've gone queer out of laziness?" "Exactly!" "That's one way to put it." "It's more masculine as well, I mean, it's sort of gay to suck up to and dance with the chicks just to get laid." "Come on, it must be a hell of a lot more gay to sleep with guys?" "No fucking way it is." "I don't think so." "It's way cooler, more masculine not at least, two men." "So, are you like turned on by me now?" "Well..." "What do you mean "well"?" "!" "What's wrong with me?" "Come on, you're skinny." "Skinny?" "!" "Fuck it I'm skinny?" "I work out three times a week." "Yeah." "You do." "Good for you" "But now that I'm gay and everything, I mean, now it's possible to raise the bar a bit" "Before, when I slept with girls, there was no way being picky" "Now I can pick and choose" "No skinny boys for me" "Fuck off!" "Exactly!" "That guy!" "For instance." "I wouldn't mind having some fun with him" "Subtitles by:" "NomadaPT"