"A scientist found Virus-water a new invention" "It's produced by energy from the cross collision of biological molecules of NH174 and SKV258" "97.8% of its content is water" "Extremely low cost" "The energy released can replace petroleum" "So this scientist's run after by some Arabian chiefs" "Finally I find him" "Have you brought it?" "$400,000." "All used banknotes" "Some numbers are in serial" "Some lucky numbers." "Some duplicates" "Just kidding." "Take it easy." "Relax" "Amount correct" "Clever!" "Hide it in the Meko water bottle" "It's OK." "Good luck" "Can I check?" "You can do the testing here?" "I can" "Real Meko water!" "You know the rule." "Why break it?" "I don't care. I take the money" "It doesn't matter" "Just go with me to the police station" "You're a cop?" "You make a mistake" "I'm Dragon, the smart and smashing..." "Prince Order!" "Never heard of it" "I know you You always swindle money out of the elderly, kids and prostitutes" "You're the scumbag Chiu Ying-chun!" "Finished?" "I'm leaving" "This is my territory." "How dare you..." "Great!" "Good job" "Excellent skills!" "Bravo!" "Bravo..." "Just standard actions with quick, tough and exact moves!" "Perfect timing" "Successful attack." "Sure win." "Your friend." "You scare me!" "Not powerful?" "Not powerful?" "No!" "Ng Sue Hei, thanks a lot My nice brother, Ng Sue Hei" "You bail me out again" "Nice bro!" "Ng Sue Hei!" "I've told you, don't call my full name" "Just call me Hei" "OK, Ng Sue Hei I'm absent-minded, Ng Sue Hei" "Never again, Ng Sue Hei" "That's enough!" "This color is great" "It matches any clothes!" "Fine." "He's back!" "Gold, why are you in a hurry?" "You two bastards?" "Where were you?" "You're four hours late" "Gold, what's happened?" "I've spied on them" "All of our dads are mad" "Three broken tables!" "Act now." "Get changed Quick..." "Or we'll die" "Kneel down!" "You rascal!" "We're all waiting for you" "You're four hours late." "Any explanation?" "Traffic jam in the subway..." "Kneel down!" "Traffic jam in the subway..." "What a ridiculous lie?" "Boss..." "Calm down." "He's still young" "Forget it." "Give me face" "Assistant Boss..." "Let's start the meeting!" "Mr. Lung's Dragon Sports Equipment Co has an asset worth $84 billion" "The profit is expected to soar" "It has three patent inventions" "Emotional Soccer is invented by Assistant Boss" "It's made by memory rubber" "If players kick the soccer daily the memory rubber will transform in a month to match the players' foot with complete control of the soccer" "Thank you" "Face-changing Table Tennis Racket by Third Boss" "Normally only two types of rubber can be used in a racket" "But this racket is different" "It integrates the face-changing arts of the Sichuan Opera" "With a flip, the rubber inverts" "Flip again, it changes again" "Putting the players in the best position" "Matchless" "And our major invention is by Boss..." "Ice Fish Sport Shoes!" "Exactly!" "Ice Fish!" "The most striking is that... there's a real ice fish pad in each shoe!" "It functions like skin pores" "And with my unique broth" "It absorbs the essence air in Sichuan" "Finally dry it and it becomes a shoe-pad" "It can resist force of 1 ,000lb" "Much better than other sport shoes" "It tastes good!" "Nice taste?" "Better to eat with congee!" "Then I take some congee for all of you" "Shut up!" "What's more?" "Its price is only Rmb19.9" "Unbelievable" "You can ask for Rmb700 a pair" "Raise the price..." "Shut up!" "We should serve our people!" "Long-term business" "The next item in our agenda is..." "As the directors are getting older they want and their sons to take over their work" "Dad!" "Dad..." "Dad..." "Early retirement will get you bored" "You'll die easily" "We're overloaded" "It's your turn" "Dad..." "We don't want to work..." "Dad..." "I don't want to get up early!" "Young men, take the challenge" "We're too old" "You're too lazy!" "But good for nothing!" "Dad, I'm a solicitor at least" "Just I'm late for work" "What?" "I'm Dancing King in Rave Parties" "Rascal, not bad" "Don't scold me..." "I adore justice" "Really?" "Be a cop then" "Only for the poor" "Rich people like us should be Batman" "Then you have the right to be lazy?" "Any reason to work hard!" "My descendants and I can count on your wealth" "If you don't waste the money!" "You just count on my money?" "I'm your only son." "Who else?" "What if you're poor?" "To be a cop" "What?" "Cop!" "What?" "COP!" "Fine!" "Come, my good son" "I change my will!" "If my son, and you two can't be successful cops we'll give away our money on 25 Oct 2003 at Jordon MTR station to the first hundred people" "You're playing tricks!" "I'm." "So what?" "I just like this trick" "Stop me?" "I can't curb your creativity" "Yeah." "But... how to define successful cops" "Being on time for work?" "No!" "Then what?" "You'll know when you make it" "Congratulations!" "You're admitted" "Welcome to the Hong Kong Police Force!" "Really?" "It's a mistake?" "Look..." "I wrote Stephen Chow as the Chief Executive of Hong Kong" "Don't fool me" "It shows your creativity" "We need this kind of talent" "You may go pack now" "Letter of admission will be sent to your parents" "Off work" "Wait, officer!" "Time's up" "Wait, officer" "What if we yell at you?" "No U-turn for Civil Service." "We gotta go" "What's the matter?" "Tomorrow is your first day in cadet school." "Nervous?" "Nervous?" "Can I sleep well?" "It's the first time you leave me" "I've packed for you" "You smoke?" "For decades already, dad" "Decades!" "I didn't know?" "Of course" "Have you cared about me?" "Of course!" "I haven't cared about you?" "I gave you the best training to be an excellent athlete" "I hired the top coaches for you" "It's your own fault" "You failed every time!" "Have you ever asked about my aspiration?" "Have you shared my feelings?" "Every time you hired those excellent coaches" "You made me feel bad?" "You just don't understand!" "It's all your faults!" "Which sports you could do well?" "Tell me..." "Which sports?" "I show you!" "Come." "Jump" "Twist." "It's easy" "C'mon." "Don't be shy" "Just two of us!" "C'mon..." "Could you finish soon?" "Sure" "Look at you" "Learn how to be a man in cadet school" "Wait!" "I tell you..." "I am as great as Dragon!" "A bit cold..." "Towel, please" "Welcome to the cadet school" "My name's Tang Shi-lang You got no choice" "Call me Officer or Sir!" "You must be prepared for the toughest training" "No offence is allowed" "Otherwise" "I'll dismiss you!" "As a cop, obedience is a must" "Like a Master of Ceremony" "Hire him for this year's birthday" "Good idea!" "I'll kick you out now!" "I'm not as nice as I look" "I like to dismiss people..." "Where do you go?" "It's your fault!" "9527!" "Mr. Tang" "Call me Officer!" "Officer, can I use another number?" "Doesn't sound good" "It's not a bid for car number?" "How about 338 and 168?" "It will stick with you forever Understand?" "Yes, sir." "Let's change the topic" "I have a request!" "What's that?" "We want to have a shower" "Do you have shower gel and hair conditioner?" "Our dermatologist" "Dr. Eczema" "You should know him?" "He said we have sensitive skin only Duve or Luux shower gel suits us" "Otherwise, the skin will be irritated" "Also, our hair stylist..." "Wolf" "He's famous too" "He said our hair is very fragile and dry" "We must use hair conditioner" "But..." "Shut up!" "This is not a hotel?" "Do press-up!" "Go!" "Do it!" "OK?" "Yes." "How many times?" "This is press-up?" "Anyone can do it?" "Me, sir!" "Do it!" "Isn't it too much?" "Great!" "Follow him." "A thousand times!" "Or no meal today!" "Dead tired" "Do it!" "Do it better!" "Really exhausted" "So poor." "Look at you" "Just this kind of food?" "No abalone..." "Don't say this" "We're good friends." "We wait for you" "It's tough" "It's the first day" "We have to find a way out" "A way out?" "If we quit, you dad will look down upon us" "No, we don't quit?" "How then?" "Just fight for dismissal!" "Exactly" "We're gonna kill people?" "Stay calm" "Aim it outward!" "Well done!" "Ready" "How about this one?" "That's great!" "What're you doing?" "Where did you get these?" "According to Point 23 of Section 23 in Page 23 trainees are allowed to learn in accordance with their interests" "So it's lawful" "It's lawful!" "For what purposes?" "How come you said this?" "There're so many terrorists" "If Bin Laden attacks Hong Kong we can't use these to combat him What a pity?" "You..." "Dismiss us!" "Dismiss us..." "You won't dismiss us!" "It seems he hates us so much" "You only" "Play tricks on him" "Sounds great" "Have lunch first" "I've brought some shark fin soup" "Let's go!" "Our topic today is negotiation skills in a changing environment" "Try to imagine" "You reach the scene seeing the robbers knifing a landlord" "His wife is scare trying to flee from the window" "She might fall from the 30th floor" "The landlord's mum is shocked" "She suffers from the epilepsy" "Rolling on the floor painfully" "In this critical moment landlord's daughter is ready to give birth" "The amniotic fluid is coming out" "Each incident is in great urgency" "As the first cop arriving at the scene what would you do?" "Answer my question, 9527!" "Is it possible?" "It's possible." "Answer the question!" "No discussion!" "We pretend to discuss to divert the attention of the robbers" "Then?" "Then?" "I got no ideas" "It's a mess." "Just buy time" "Crap!" "If you're smart, answer then" "You must keep the armed robbers stable emotionally and divert their attention" "What if they refuse to talk?" "Then try the dialectic realism by Hegel to trail the thinking of the robbers" "You must find out the topic" "What if they talk about Friends?" "What if they're Indians and you have language barrier?" "Is it possible?" "It's possible." "Answer the question now!" "What're you doing?" "I don't want to waste the time, officer!" "So fierce" "He may want to date you" "It's a nightmare" "Ambush training starts after the I blow the whistle" "You got 15 minutes to leave the bushes" "You may encounter ambush" "Understand?" "Yes, sir!" "Where is 9527?" "Sorry, sir." "I just put on some make-up" "What do you want?" "As I have to put something on" "I just made a fierce face" "Great..." "I was late, officer." "I missed the lesson" "What should I do?" "It doesn't matter..." "See that path?" "It's a shortcut" "Go along that path You'll be the fastest" "How nice?" "I'll buy you a lunch" "Sure!" "Just fight... as violent as you can!" "So many mosquitoes!" "Shortcut is?" "Forget to bring the insect repellents" "It's getting dark." "So dreadful" "Back to the starting point" "What'll you do?" "No!" "Don't!" "You're under my control." "I'll punish you" "No!" "Freeze or I shoot you!" "I do what I said!" "Bastard!" "Break the rules Don't play with you!" "Who's said I'm playing?" "It's an ambush game" "Either your turn or ours, officer" "The proverb says you may learn from trios" "So it's not a rule for students to learn from teachers" "Sometimes teachers can also learn from students" "Exactly" "You..." "What?" "Your brain fluid is flowing out" "Really?" "Look." "It still functions" "What should I do?" "Don't tell you." "Try yourself" "Does it work..." "Give me a little" "I help myself" "Freeze..." "So fresh!" "Place a bet... head to head" "Guy" "Gal" "At +2." "Action" "+1.5 Two Vechalon Constentin" "Book!" "Prizes..." "Well the karate competition's finished" "Then I want to ask you..." "Have you learnt karate?" "Me..." "Which school do you belong to?" "Matrix" "What?" "Matrix" "What?" "Wow!" "Excellent?" "You... come here" "According to the rules of karate..." "For the hand techniques like chudan tsuki or jodan tsuki" "one point for ippon" "For the leg techniques like chudan kicks or mae-geri" "two points for nihon" "For ashi-barai followed by a punch... three points for sanbon" "Alright, c'mon" "This trainee's smart." "Just have a try" "Me!" "Well..." "Fat coach we've just had lunch... it's no good to play sports now" "Sports aids digestion" "No." "What if it leads to appendicitis?" "You had appendicitis?" "No" "Then don't worry You aren't that kind of ill-luck person" "What if I had?" "That's fine." "It won't attack you again" "Well!" "You're so honest." "So am I" "Don't play any tricks on me" "It's not gentlemanly." "You know it" "I'll complain to TV host!" "TV host!" "I don't know what to do!" "TV host!" "It's my turn!" "Fine!" "You've worked hard" "No" "No..." "No... watch out!" "You're frightened?" "Frightened?" "Hey guy!" "Are you alright?" "Stop!" "Calm down!" "Dragon!" "Dragon..." "Calm down!" "Are you OK..." "Where did he hit?" "It's painful!" "Don't frighten me!" "Too much" "You hit him?" "Too much!" "This school's not for you rich playboys" "Go back!" "Does this herbal solution work?" "Drink the beer" "Well... we must find a solution" "Or we'll die!" "Don't worry." "I have a plan" "What plan?" "My ex-girlfriend of Miao tribe taught me to put the needles into this straw doll The enemy must go" "Shit!" "Damnit!" "But we always make troubles" "Why doesn't he dismiss us?" "Or burn his office." "He must dismiss us" "Right!" "You are genius!" "Act now..." "As a solicitor I don't commit the criminal offence" "I'm sleepy." "I go to bed now" "Bastard!" "Let's go!" "I'll marry an athlete" "I don't commit crimes" "I also go to bed!" "Bastard!" "So dark." "Where to set fire?" "What's that noise?" "A button." "Switch on" "1 - 2 - 3..." "I know you'll burn my office" "But I can't imagine you actually do" "You know but can't imagine..." "Do or can't?" "You..." "What?" "Why don't you dismiss us?" "I can't figure it out a reason" "If I could" "I would not only dismiss you but also shoot a bullet in your head!" "Shoot a bullet in my head?" "You won't!" "If you dare, act now" "You bastard!" "Slope Arms!" "Order Arms!" "Volley Ready!" "I shoot you in the head!" "Me too!" "Can you?" "No bullets inside!" "I've put bullets in!" "When?" "When you talked rubbish!" "You know how to put them in?" "Shut up!" "Answer my questions..." "Why don't you dismiss us?" "I did want but my boss turned down my suggestion!" "Who's your boss?" "Good evening, sir!" "He's right!" "The guy he said..." "It's me" "As the assistant chief don't I make you angry, do I?" "No, sir!" "It makes me happy, sir!" "Very good" "Hey, I haven't seen you" "Why do you play tricks on me?" "For what purposes?" "If my friend hadn't asked me to do you a favor" "I'd have dismissed you already!" "Who the hell your friend is?" "Are you talking about me?" "Dad!" "What..." "You bastard!" "You ruin the goodwill of Lung's family!" "Iron..." "Thank you very much!" "We're old friends No need to be too modest" "It isn't..." "How's Xuan?" "She's fine." "Very well" "He's Uncle Ting" "What Ting?" "He was my teammate in the national gymnastics team" "Short man could play gymnastics well?" "This is a standard figure for gymnastics!" "Officer, you got into the national team?" "Don't talk about the Olympic Games" "You participated in the Olympic Games?" "It's Olympic Games." "Several times" "Great!" "Iron was good at rings... really great" "And he likes poached meat" "So his nickname was 'Poached Meat Ring' Good idea?" "Officer, why did you leave the team and become a cop?" "It's all about the fame" "Poached Meat Ring was influential?" "Sure" "We played soccer" "I was gonna score a goal He suddenly crashed the goal post" "Then his gymnastics career finished" "You shouldn't call my name when scoring a goal" "I thought you were gonna pass the ball to me" "So I tried to keep the ball" "Iron... you should be reasonable" "Are you OK?" "OK" "Why haven't you worn glasses?" "You've seen me?" "But you look better without glasses" "How long will they talk?" "Don't know." "It may take a long time" "You're familiar with officer?" "I just know he listens to my dad" "You need some help?" "Nothing much I was absent from school last week" "But I haven't sent the casual leave application" "I help you to hand it to officer" "Thanks" "We're classmate so we should help each other" "You want to be a cop?" "It's my aspiration since I was young" "To eliminate the evil!" "Me too!" "I like those righteous guys" "We're comrade" "What's your name?" "Stephy" "My name's Dragon" "Thank you!" "My pleasure Bye" "Bye!" "Look out!" "Or you ask Mr. Tang." "It's true" "Really That bastard's good-for-nothing!" "I take him home!" "You do?" "You should have done it" "Alright!" "From now onward" "I work hard to be a good cop!" "Get up!" "Quick!" "It's four!" "Are you OK, Dragon?" "We lift dumbbell first and then do rope skipping" "Then jog." "Ten rounds of the playground" "Take a wash before breakfast" "Attend the assembly at six" "We must be prosperous people" "To be good cops!" "Are you crazy?" "It's four" "Are you... kidding?" "We went to bed at six this morning" "Then... why haven't they waken us up?" "Nobody cares us" "They give up" "They see us as the rubbish of the training school!" "I'm useless paper..." "I'm useless paper..." "I'm crap" "I'm..." "Hello!" "Officer, you pass by?" "No." "I come visit you Come in..." "You made these decorations?" "Good taste?" "Very nice..." "Take a seat..." "It's hot, officer" "Drink some beer Thanks!" "You bring so many oranges, officer" "You got something to say?" "I come tell you two pieces of good news" "First, you may go tomorrow" "Just a moment!" "We just want to be good cops" "You dismiss us at this moment?" "It's not dismissal" "There's a Trainee Intern Scheme" "That's intern" "I've selected five elites to be sent to different districts for different posts" "I sent your names to the senior" "And all are accepted You may go tomorrow" "Officer you've said you have two pieces..." "How about the other one?" "Well, it's really a very good news to me" "No need to see you again after tomorrow" "Cheers!" "Wait..." "You've said there're five elites" "How about the other two?" "Stephy and the one called" "Zhi" "And you pronounce the word wrongly" "It's not 'inchern'" "In Queen's English the pronunciation is 'intern'" "Intern!" "Good!" "Good?" "No... you try" "It's difficult" "Lin-tern" "Right!" "You're the best." "It's up to standard" "Intern 941 3!" "Intern 3721 !" "Intern 7086!" "Intern 1 312!" "Intern 9527 report duty!" "Welcome to this internship scheme" "Madam, you're young, competent and beautiful." "And the figure..." "Bullshit" "It's not bullshit It's true words from my heart" "Your single eye lids can give saucy winks" "Madam I never do surgery for the double lids" "Nor put the eye glue on the lids" "Please stop talking" "In this scheme, you'll be to districts for different tasks" "The report will be assessed by the Standing Committee" "Those with good performance will pass the probation" "Understand?" "Yes, madam!" "941 3" "Yes, madam!" "You'll receive multi-function training from SDU" "Thank you, madam!" "And you four..." "Who want to walk beat with female partner?" "No, madam!" "Me..." "You don't feel ashamed" "I just grab the chance, madam!" "At least, I'm enthusiastic madam" "Wait a minute" "Any problem?" "Look at your eyes." "Definitely not" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go..." "Attention!" "Yes, madam!" "Your friend?" "Yeah!" "It's the first day I ride a motorbike" "So my friends come see how cool I'm" "It seems that you break the rules" "Hey, license" "Dragon, what're you doing?" "My girlfriend's not happy with me" "What do you charge me for?" "You haven't put on the helmet" "How can I wear a helmet with such a bulky hairstyle?" "Forget it..." "you haven't fastened the seat belt" "How come can I get a seat belt for the bike?" "Forget it..." "Here's some blank form." "Just fill it" "To please her..." "What's wrong with your hands?" "Have you seen Johnnie To's PTU All are like this" "It's cool" "Right The waist looks best with this pose" "Well done Good job" "You got it" "Lad, ID card!" "Haven't brought, sir" "Well... go" "It's dangerous." "Run" "Jesus Christ!" "This car's been sold!" "Really?" "You know... there're fourteen colors" "Buy them all" "It's easy to match the clothes" "You like it?" "I buy you one" "We're walking beat" "Humans have shopping impulse" "If we haven't walked beat we won't come here" "Act now" "But I just bring two hundred thousand" "I'm walking beat Just a hundred thousand or more" "Buy six cars first Alright" "Robbery..." "It's my turn!" "He can manage Don't worry" "Robbery..." "Intern 1 312 calling" "Robbery at 19 Gloucester Road Support team, please" "And call the ambulance" "A co-worker's hurt on duty" "Remind the doctor: he fears injection" "Thank you" "Your tie's cool!" "So many dots" "Yeah." "Yours is nice too" "It's difficult to find this fabrics" "DIY" "You're brainy!" "You two are idiots" "As a cop, we should dress like this" "Have you seen James Bond use holster?" "What's up, man?" "What's up..." "Nothing..." "Help me." "Take a look" "What happens?" "No need to do circumcision" "Wow!" "No circumcision's needed!" "It's alright." "Fine!" "I was so frightened" "What're you looking at?" "Women, of course" "It's dangerous to get out like this!" "That lady's the girlfriend of our target" "I'd better to follow her closely" "You're a cool gal, Stephy" "You seldom talk with me though we've known each other" "What hobbies do you have?" "No chatting please" "That's what I want to say" "I hate chatting on duty especially with unfamiliar people" "We seldom chat." "Seldom" "I don't like chatting neither" "If we didn't chat, I wouldn't know this" "Both of us hate chatting" "We're good partners" "You two are following me?" "Your boss told you to watch me closely right?" "You always chat" "What if I flee?" "Can you afford it?" "Actually I'm a top wanted criminal" "Cheng, forget about them" "Let's go sun-bathing" "I'm talking!" "How come you women interrupt?" "Don't you know I'll beat you before them!" "No" "You'd better respect the ladies" "Women are worth respect?" "Tell me" "No" "Cheng, please beat me... before them" "Surveillance agents..." "Life-long surveillance agents, stupid!" "There's judgment in the world!" "I catch you some day!" "You'll be put in the prison!" "Yes, sir!" "Yes, madam!" "We go" "Faggot!" "It's a good topic" "We got lots of things to chat" "Let's get to there to chat..." "no... closely watch" "Drink some water" "We ignore those bastards!" "Talking about me!" "Leave him alone" "He can't escape from our sight" "Let's chat" "Your line sounds familiar" "From which movie?" "Public Servant" "Oh yes" "You like Danny Lee?" "I like him playing a cop" "Yes, me too" "In the movie The Bunman" "Danny catches the psycho" "He looks so brave!" "I like to watch you laugh" "Don't talk!" "I took the revenge on that guy for you" "I replaced his sun block with alcohol" "His body will be burning" "It hurts..." "Any danger?" "No, just some pain" "Dammit" "Who knows?" "Intern 1 312!" "Intern 9527, report duty!" "Good job" "You may not have opportunities to catch thieves but you've shown your bravery" "The target of the paparazzi suddenly becomes a man on fire" "But because of this... we found in his ass a large number of drugs" "The best of all..." "must be the traffic cop" "You issued over 1000 tickets" "Break the record in Hong Kong" "All due to your leadership especially arranging me and Stephy to patrol together" "We are good partners" "A dream team." "Perfect match!" "Good." "Then keep going" "I have a request, madam" "I refuse to team up with 9527" "Why?" "I heard you're great partners" "What's wrong?" "He talks too much" "Madam, I..." "Okay." "I'll consider... your request" "What a miracle!" "Different groups... are on duty... just for that gorgeous..." "It's cool for watching fireworks here" "Thanks to my job" "I should have brought my camera" "Want to take a picture?" "I have a camera" "Oh my savior!" "How should I thank you?" "Just deposit $100, 000 into my All-in-Bank account" "The number is 266866466." "Remember?" "You wicked!" "Many people call me wicked head" "If you didn't take a picture tonight..." "You'll regret for the rest of your life" "Cash, half price, okay?" "Deal" "I will never get loose this hand" "You take it from my pocket" "Stephy!" "Stephy..." "Protest attracts so many gals" "Some holding hands" "How romantic!" "Stephy, are you going out with someone?" "None of your business!" "I know... and I'll see" "Calling." "The situation is stable" "Roger" "I understand." "You work around the clock" "No time" "But I don't understand... why such a pretty girl is not dating?" "It's amazing" "You always go out?" "Yes, whenever I have a chance" "Last time...when I was Grade 4" "I really loved her" "How did you pursue her?" "I copied lyrics for her" "What lyrics?" "Reality, Love in Autumn, Ripple" "Ripple?" "Which one?" "Life is as calm as lake water" "All because of you, bringing me hope" "All because of you, bringing me love" "Bringing me happiness" "The first time I met you..." "I wanted to pinch your cheek" "Can you let me do it?" "Why my cheek?" "Stephy!" "Officer told us to swap seats" "To pinch or not?" "Be quick!" "Swap!" "There're so many romantic posts in the Police Force" "Be brave, be showy..." "Dragon!" "I want to talk" "Wait." "I'm hungry" "Order some food first, okay?" "Usual" "Help me keep the things." "Thanks..." "Why are you here?" "I live nearby" "Have some noodles?" "Have a seat" "It's a coincidence." "Have a seat" "Have a seat..." "Right, how's life in SDU?" "Life in SDU..." "Must be worse than ours!" "Catching drunk drivers, prostitutes..." "Noodles with eggs and sausages" "Auntie Hei!" "What's up?" "You look scared" "No, nothing..." "I told you to skip the green onions" "Sorry..." "I forgot" "I change it at once" "Auntie Hei!" "Where's Doggy?" "Doggy's playing there" "I change it for you" "Let's go" "Why?" "Something wrong" "Definitely!" "My noodles have green onions, impossible" "She may be absent-minded" "Never." "I give her $1000 tips every time" "It never happens to her" "And Doggy does not exist" "I think she's in danger!" "Intern1 312 calling!" "The store in Chuen Village has problems Reinforce troops" "Headquarter got it" "Interns, wait for backup" "Give me my granddaughter... please!" "Stop moving!" "Calm down!" "Give me your gun!" "Calm down" "Give me your gun!" "Calm down!" "Give me your gun or I'll kill her!" "Time's running out." "Watch my signal" "I count to three, you distract him" "Where to go?" "He suffers sunstroke, go cooling down" "Calm down first" "Give me your gun!" "I can't hear what he said..." "Give me your gun!" "Can't hear!" "One..." "Let her go!" "Please..." "Shut up!" "What's up?" "Two" "Give me your gun!" "Three!" "What are you doing?" "See!" "Come take a look here!" "Here" "Are you alright?" "Sis, take some water..." "Help me..." "Help me..." "See what you've done!" "Your behavior may ruin our reputation!" "Disciplinary punishment!" "That serious?" "It happens!" "What?" "Got fired" "I'll talk to her" "It's useless" "No!" "We brother should share troubles Let's go!" "If you're fired and I could stay then please go" "Otherwise, you stay and be a good cop!" "9527, come in" "Madam!" "Madam... any remedy for 941 3's fault?" "I tried every effort... but I couldn't help" "So you..." "Also..." "Why do you think like this?" "That day... well done!" "At that moment, stripping off the pants is the only solution" "Good that you're not shy" "Very good" "But hasn't it affected our reputation?" "No, of course not!" "Look at it" "All in mosaic." "Only a little can be seen" "Quite worth seeing" "Thank you, madam!" "Since you love acting..." "I have a post for you" "I'm your host..." "Of this week's Police Chat..." "Dragon!" "Let's report the first case" "Many old ladies these days are reported... being fooled" "Who is that immoral swindler cheating those miserable old ladies out of their money?" "Let's check it out" "Madam..." "Madam, can you help me?" "What's up?" "I wanna take something from the car" "Can you watch these for me?" "What're they?" "Is it legal?" "I bought some lungs recently" "Lungs?" "Lungs." "Exactly" "Here is a sample" "This lung is donated by people in Switzerland" "They breathed fresh and unpolluted air" "See how clean they are!" "Best for transplant" "Are they expensive?" "Sure" "But I got them for only $1 million" "If you re-sell it you can gain millions of dollars" "Are you kidding?" "Of course not!" "Are you interested?" "If so, we can share" "$500,000 only!" "I've gained too much already" "$500,000 is a lot!" "Not really" "You can gain millions!" "Aren't they fresh Swiss lungs?" "You're so smart" "Of course." "I'm an airhostess!" "No wonder" "Let's share it if you're interested" "I don't want to share with her" "Good" "Wait!" "I want it!" "Are you sure?" "I came too late." "What a pity" "I gotta go now" "But I don't have so much money in hand" "I can go to the ATM with you" "You're so kind!" "Let's go" "The bank's over there." "This way" "Walk slowly..." "I'm slow" "Slowly..." "Any person who has the information of that rogue please call us" "Here comes the second case" "Recently, at the Peak... there're gangs of lust reaching their peak there" "Let's check it out" "See how high they can reach!" "Hope I won't get affected" "He's so funny." "From which district?" "Mine" "Yours?" "Not from tomorrow." "Fire him" "Why?" "He makes no contribution" "Come on!" "He's quite capable" "But I tell you" "We're in the same rank, ACP" "I'm on the 4/F, you're 2/F" "I'm higher" "I won't let you fire... such a stylish officer!" "What do you mean?" "Politics is like a battlefield" "This guy must be a good assistant!" "You gwailow!" "Speaking Cantonese is nothing" "Inspector Ting, why treat me dinner?" "Voice down" "No need to take off my shoes?" "Take them off!" "Dormitory?" "No" "You rent it?" "How much is the housing allowance?" "Taking bribes?" "None of your business!" "Great smell!" "From the kitchen." "Let me see" "9527 respects to madam" "It's you?" "We heard that you did a great job in the food shop" "We're all talking about you" "Thank you very much" "Your name Xuan is also renowned" "Everybody wants a glimpse of you" "Flattering!" "Are you making curry beef?" "Just try it" "Great..." "What does it taste?" "The tricks of making curry are all the same" "Put more curry powder to make it tasty" "Not too much, though" "Otherwise too much powder will make it sticky" "You haven't heard of chicken with powder right?" "Try it" "Great!" "Many Indian pals are my students" "Madam, you're very nice" "To me... me too" "Especially your eyes..." "Quit it" "You are good at cooking curry" "I prepare the vegetables" "Okay..." "To make curry more tasty it's better to sing Indian songs" "Right" "Let's have it" "Need help, mommy?" "She..." "My daughter" "Stephy..." "My daughter!" "Let's begin" "Eat" "Eat" "How about giving you a riddle?" "Okay?" "Which type of dim sum sounds weirdest?" "Pork ribs" "Because the ladies selling them have heavy accent... calling them pork lips" "Or I can do some tricks as shown in The Matrix" "Okay?" "Good enough?" "I'm full." "Gotta go now" "Have some fruit before you go" "No thanks" "I said have some fruit!" "Wait outside." "Stephy wants to talk" "Dad said you're a playboy" "But I think you're a good person" "Dad said all your friends are nuts" "But I think you're good pals... in every moment" "Dad said you're proud and rash" "But I think you're caring" "That's cool!" "Stephy, let's get married!" "But dad reminded me" "My idol... since my childhood..." "Is Danny Lee" "I'm glad I have such a good friend" "But I won't be with you" "Bye" "I hope you can find a true lover" "To make you happier" "I know you well" "You get hurt; you go wild" "I'm indebted for your love" "May all the blessings come upon you" "I won't let him hurt you" "I cry out the pains of love" "For your joy and sadness" "For your pains" "We both are caring and sentimental" "So we easily get hurt." "If we care why bother being lack of chance?" "If no chance then no need to care!" "Don't bother me, man!" "Have you heard that..." "Our eyes look alike?" "Of course." "You're my dad" "Auntie Xuan, Uncle Iron and me... were members of the national gymnastics team" "But Uncle Iron was injured in an accident" "The national team abandoned him" "Auntie Xuan didn't want him down... so she looked after him" "As time went by, they two..." "They called their daughter Stephy" "She's their jewel" "Are you kidding?" "I have little regret in my life" "Except that I never fought for it" "The result is not that matter" "The key is to fight for it" "I was a sportsman" "I should have realized this simple truth!" "Dad, what's your point?" "Just be straightforward" "You gotta fight for it!" "How to?" "Do you have confidence?" "If yes" "I've got many pros to train you" "Have or not?" "Yes" "Confident enough?" "Yes!" "Are you confident enough?" "Yes!" "Speak louder!" "Yes!" "Detoxification is good for health" "First of all, to detoxify the lung" "How to do it?" "At the toilet" "Dragon is a super cop" "Brave like a lion" "Dragon is super smart" "Catch the devilish culprits" "I'm breaking all the traps" "I'm really really smart" "I'm break all the bounds" "I'm really really bright" "Morning, Uncle Ting" "Just call me inspector Ting Inspector Ting" "What're you doing?" "I'm working hard these days... to upgrade the chi in my body." "Then I..." "Okay" "You're now in my team" "I assign a good post to you" "Follow me" "There is... a post of washroom captain" "Never heard of it" "Does it really exist?" "Of course not" "Newly created for you" "Thank you very much" "But don't you think... it wastes my talent?" "Oh no!" "This is an ideal job... to learn about the internal operations" "All staff come here" "But..." "In addition, citizens may come in... when they visit the station" "So you're on the frontline to keep in touch with citizens!" "But..." "If you really don't like this job, work harder" "You should collect their opinions in the suggestion box" "Then we'll conduct internal investigations" "Understand?" "Yes, sir!" "How come?" "It's so dirty!" "Wash it!" "Are you in a hurry?" "I took the medicine for detoxification..." "All toxic are coming out!" "I take this as well!" "Wait a minute..." "I've been finding you all day long!" "You do it here." "I'll take care for you" "Goddamn service!" "Gosh." "Better use the ladies room!" "Go ahead..." "Hey... give some opinions" "Is this called service?" "What can I write?" "How rude you are!" "Hey guy, please help me hold it" "Are you kidding?" "Kidding?" "We're colleagues" "Just help me hold the sousaphone Not that kind of..." "Be quick!" "I better put it off" "These are always on body I'm dead serious" "How about removing the gloves?" "That's too slippery" "Sousaphone!" "You gotta work harder, man!" "So far so good, maybe" "You seem you don't like this job" "What do you think?" "You're no better" "A cop carrying a sousaphone" "First, I like music" "Third, I like to be a cop" "Second, I like to be a music cop" "What a joyful thing" "But I don't like to clean up the toilet" "This surely is not your goal" "It's just the process" "To me sousaphone is not my ultimate goal" "My aim is to play cornet!" "It's cornet!" "Understand?" "What's your point?" "Be straightforward" "A clean-up a day, keeps the apples stay" "Any toilet paper?" "You still don't get my point" "Detoxification is good for health" "The last is to detoxify the kidney" "Dad, most of my organs have been detoxified" "What next?" "You'll see Shitmania" "Video game?" "No." "You'll find your shit goes too soft" "When it goes a bit harder" "Your body is expecting a major pile of shit" "When it comes you'll feel your intestines will... be rushed by hundreds of elephants!" "And your asshole will flood like the Niagara Falls" "And your eyes..." "My eyes what?" "Hot!" "How hot?" "Feel like burning!" "You're so cool!" "I now play a cornet" "Hold it." "Thanks Congratulations..." "It's never the same here" "I really wanna stay longer" "I did put my effort... after you encouraged me last time" "Sure." "Everybody can see the difference" "Give you a massage" "Do you feel high?" "No thanks, I feel itchy" "Some dust here." "I'm gonna wipe it out" "That's okay..." "I just gonna call on you this time" "I'm in a hurry." "I'm going" "Going?" "No..." "Look, I've brought some good stuff to you all" "This one, totally unused" "So pretty!" "Really?" "Look, a head here" "Really!" "Smell it." "Very sweet" "No thanks." "No thanks, really..." "I'm in a hurry...no coins here" "We policemen don't get tips" "Take care of what you say" "Really?" "I used to have tips" "It's good to you?" "Then go give me" "Sure" "Full, total, wholehearted ultra satisfaction" "All satisfaction!" "Thank you very much!" "Cool!" "Keep on and I'll see you next time" "Thank you!" "Goodbye" "Work harder!" "Go ahead!" "You can do it!" "A clean-up a day, keeps the apples stay" "It's for you!" "You still remember?" "Washed it already?" "No yet" "Keep going then" "You genius..." "Unique plate." "Great!" "Hide it" "Alright..." "Better put a desk and a computer here... with some fruits" "And the smells of water can be different... to suit different clients' needs" "I'll think of it..." "I forgot to tell you." "I just... carelessly splashed shit all around" "Thank you very much" "Okay, I'll fix it" "Even flowers here!" "Yes." "This..." "Hold it!" "How slow you are?" "Okay." "I'll tidy it up now" "Don't play such tricks, okay?" "I'm not playing." "I do it on purpose" "Need to wash my hands" "That does it!" "I can call you inspector Ting or stupid ass!" "Don't mix private and public affairs together!" "What are you talking about?" "Auntie Xuan loved my dad and you hate him" "Now I want to go out with Stephy and you pick on me" "I love Stephy!" "You're totally wrong" "Although your dad is taller and richer than me..." "Xuan likes me more As for you and Stephy..." "It's your own business." "Okay?" "Why you play tricks on me?" "You're spoiled since your childhood" "Your dad requested me to lecture you" "I did and even treat you as my own son!" "I hate you for not being superior!" "What's your point, Inspector Ting?" "Be straightforward" "Repeat my last sentence" "I hate you for not being superior!" "Is my voice this poor?" "I hate you for not being superior!" "That's good" "I got it" "Dragon!" "Inspector Ting" "Got promoted?" "Just boasting off" "I'll report loss then" "Where's the imperial decree?" "Dragon, you'll be transferred back to our group" "Inspector Ting promoted you to be the leader" "Leader!" "Team Leader!" "The meeting's gonna start" "From a reliable source..." "Today a stock of high-purity cocaine... will be sold at Kwai Chung Terminal" "I split you into three" "Joe leads Team A" "At north exit" "Simon, Team B" "Dragon, you lead Team C" "Standby at the west exit and cover all of them" "Bear it in mind" "Their firepower is strong." "Be careful" "Any questions?" "Alright." "If no" "Give me your pagers and cell phones" "Start off in 5 minutes." "Okay?" "Yes, sir!" "You take care of the interns when I'm working" "Dragon!" "Yes!" "Are you okay?" "No...of course not" "But you look pale" "This is my first time." "I'm so excited..." "We're gonna start off." "Where to?" "Go to locker and wipe the sweat." "So be quick" "Okay..." "Dragon..." "You two come at the right time!" "You have to wait for me, got it?" "Where're you going?" "Washroom" "At this moment?" "Can you do it afterwards?" "Can you hear..." "hundreds of elephants are rushing?" "And the splashing like the Niagara Falls!" "No..." "What's wrong with you?" "My eyes..." "Your eyes what?" "Are you okay?" "Like burning!" "Don't wait any more" "Start off..." "Welcome all from the press" "Thanks to the information from the intelligence bureau" "We seized cocaine worth $10 million" "The success of this mission... depends on my leadership... and my long-term plan" "Come on!" "Shoot me..." "Dammit!" "That gwailow knows nothing but showing off!" "Calm down The key is that everyone is safe, right?" "I realized it's cool being a cop" "I rushed in and yell:" "Freeze!" "They really froze!" "I had a shot" "Careless shot." "It scared me" "You guys can relax now." "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "What effort did you pay?" "You're celebrating too?" "You had loose bowls at that moment" "It's okay I told them you were really sick" "I told you to wait for me!" "Why not then?" "They understand that." "It's obvious" "Stephy, listen to me..." "I have been training well I could do it!" "But it's not my business" "Right." "It's not her business for sure" "Let's begin!" "Eat it..." "Drink some soup first?" "Better eat" "Okay" "Stop." "Don't dance" "You gwailow really can do some tricks" "Okay." "I won't bother your interests today" "Thank you big brother" "Thank you...remember, you gotta pay!" "Otherwise not even a strip tease can save you!" "Yes, big brother" "Yes, big brother...fuck off!" "Goodbye, big brother" "Goodbye, big brother..." "Big brother this guy borrowed $300, 000 from us" "Now he can't even afford the interests" "How to give me back the money?" "What's your job?" "Unemployed" "How about before?" "Cop" "In which district?" "Headquarter" "Fine" "Today my cocaine was seized" "It should still be in the headquarter" "Bring it back, and the debt is over." "It's tasty." "Fried chicken butt!" "I can't eat it" "Only one for each" "You two can go now" "Don't work too hard!" "Goodbye" "Give me a slip for your leave tomorrow" "Thank you, sir!" "Alright" "Inspector Ting..." "No inspector" "Call me Uncle Ting after work" "Uncle Ting, we're also going" "You?" "With whom?" "With you?" "My turn now" "Take care!" "Bye-bye, Uncle Ting!" "Such a good atmosphere..." "Shut up!" "You go with her" "What?" "Our place doesn't suit you Don't follow us" "I wanna come with you..." "Gals with us!" "I'm gonna call Aunt Mary She has many mistresses!" "Yung gives out gals and fruit!" "Really?" "Listen." "Don't get greedy for fruit!" "We're going there not for fruit" "Really Really?" "My pocket is empty" "Inspector Ting is marvelous" "He set it up for us" "Stephy, today I did have loose bowels" "I got a great pile of shit" "This large!" "Now the chi within my body is totally upgraded" "I'm fearless!" "Got it." "Then stop it" "Glad you understand" "Remember we watched the fireworks?" "A guy took a pic for us" "He really sent it back" "I made one for you." "Look at it" "What a perfect match" "If you want to keep our friendship..." "Then go now" "No." "Inspector Ting told me to walk you home" "I can go by myself" "No" "We've walked halfway" "Let me walk with you" "Do I have to say everything clear?" "No need." "It's clear enough" "I got it" "Call me when you're home!" "Bye" "Go..." "Big boss." "Done!" "We must take the cocaine" "I must bring them back" "How to sign it?" "That gang held my daughter hostage" "Threaten us?" "She hasn't come home yet" "Has she gone to the rave party?" "If she's missing we have to wait 48 hours" "Chill out and wait for two days" "But if your daughter was caught... it may be a good thing" "She'll be a good bait" "Damn you!" "She's my daughter!" "It's your own view on life" "I'm nothing to care about" "Public affairs always comes before private matters" "To cut it short" "I won't sign this document!" "And I sent memo... to tell all the police not to support you" "Sir, seems you are the one who can help me... in the entire police force" "Life is nothing without Stephy" "I entrust my life to you" "Thank you" "But shouldn't I entrust my daughter to you?" "Like a bridge over troubled water..." "I will lay me down..." "Can you stop singing at this critical time?" "Sure" "Their firepower is fierce" "This gun with two bullets" "For you" "How can it fight off the fierce firepower?" "This is my precious collection" "I believe you can do it" "It's no problem with your monetary power" "I've found the top gunrunner in Hong Kong... to meet you" "Top?" "No others" "Gordon Chan's full-gear SDU unit" "Half million for one set For 3 sets, $1 .5 million" "$1 .5 million?" "Exactly" "Aren't you our former coach of karate?" "Yes" "Life's tough these days Let's back to the topic" "Any other?" "These are too ordinary" "Money speaks for everything" "C.I.A. counter Bin Laden series volume 1 Good enough?" "This smart grenade..." "Here... one more here..." "Right." "Hypno-Mos" "And private positioning system smart shield..." "This is powerful!" "Sound wave gun" "You can use your voice as bullets" "You can tune the volume and duration" "The force can even turn an elephant into a coma" "Due to limited time please read the details in the manual" "$2 million!" "Thank you very very much!" "There stand three guys inside" "See if they're looking for you" "You bastard!" "Dad!" "Don't expect me to be a flying dragon" "I may only be a pawn" "Do you understand?" "I..." "Stop bothering me, man!" "Dad!" "I'm think of ways to help you!" "Boss, what do you mean?" "My son has been playing all the time" "Never been serious" "Now he's trying his best to be a good man" "As your dad, I must help you!" "Come back safely with my two brothers!" "Dad, do you still remember what I said..." "To do nothing, or to triumph everything!" "Great!" "We're now well prepared" "With our equipment... we must locate the thieves" "You gotta postpone their time" "For how long?" "About an hour" "Hello?" "Speaking" "Garden Road right?" "Wait for me" "Come within 15 minutes." "Okay" "Bro, delivery" "Massage again?" "You got it!" "Hurry!" "Want some drink?" "She's been glaring at you" "Why you still take care of her?" "It's time to call Iron Ting" "OK..." "I know" "Iron Ting?" "Yes" "Is there a footbridge on your left?" "Left..." "No" "A phone booth on your right?" "Right?" "No" "Where're you?" "Garden Road?" "Garden Road?" "Bro, I'm in Garden Street" "I come over... in twenty minutes..." "It takes twenty minutes to travel from Kowloon to HK" "No... really..." "I play no tricks" "Right away..." "Hot tarts, want one box?" "Want tarts?" "Freshly baked?" "Three, please" "I want six" "Two dozen" "Get me a bun if there are any" "Be quick or I'll kill your daughter!" "Well..." "I'm coming" "Is it OK?" "OK!" "I know it!" "I've got three handsets of different models" "Three SIM cards with three different numbers..." "I brought them from three different stores..." "I'm sure they can't tag me!" "Terrific!" "Cheers!" "This is the floor plan of the market hall" "Stephy and the culprits must be there" "But we know nothing about the exact place" "Nothing." "What can we do?" "I know that" "Put a bait out there" "Why looking at me?" "You know it" "You, listen!" "Let me tell you" "Being calm is the most important" "Tell where to do the business" "Then hang up" "My show" "I've been waiting for a call all day" "No one calls, so I fall asleep" "Bro, how's that?" "Bee Gees?" "Why Bee Gees?" "God knows!" "Number." "Number." "I want your phone number" "Tell me your name and number" "Hello!" "Sorry..." "I just changed the battery" "The tart is hot...where to see you?" "Listen!" "You're surrounded I urge you to drop your weapon" "Or we use violence!" "Bro, what to do?" "You two go out and see" "OK" "Hypno-Mos, you'll fall after one bite" "When the ice melts...ha ha" "Hypno-Mos repellent" "Spray it evenly" "What?" "No more!" "Don't bite me." "I beg you..." "Don't bite..." "Last dance before death?" "Yes, I'm a good dancer" "Kill me only after my dance" "Bite him, that way, lower" "Finished?" "Ready to die?" "Not yet" "Let me sing for you" "Tell me your last words before you die" "OK, I..." "Say goodbye" "I recorded my words and put them into sound wave gun" "Aim" "Fire" "Here!" "Who?" "Third floor, R-rated videos!" "Who?" "Fourth floor, X-rated videos!" "Come out!" "No use?" "Speak up" "It's out!" "Aim, fire!" "What the hell?" "They're so late" "Even no call." "Damnit!" "Something goes wrong." "Let's go" "Go?" "Can't go without him" "We honor our brotherhood!" "I don't wanna wait." "I'm leaving" "You're animal" "Got no sense of brotherhood!" "Stephy, where're you?" "You hear?" "Please respond to me" "Shut up!" "Stephy..." "Listen!" "Don't come or I'll kill her!" "Stephy, are you inside?" "You Okay?" "Alright?" "Don't be afraid!" "I don't care who you're" "I'll kill this gal if you dare break in!" "Damn, I find here..." "No window." "No back door." "We're trapped" "Damn!" "No window." "No back door We're trapped" "Set her free or I break in!" "I'm coming!" "If you dare break in..." "I'll let her go!" "Ridiculous?" "Sorry, I'm too nervous" "I'll kill her!" "Cool it!" "Stop!" "I feel confused!" "Any secret weapon?" "Yes" "Smart grenade!" "Why don't you speak?" "Speak, please" "Put on super glue?" "Many times" "Well done!" "Grenade!" "Damnit..." "Please!" "Stephy, be careful!" "Run..." "Open the door!" "I'm doomed!" "Stephy!" "Stephy..." "Stephy!" "Stephy..." "Stephy, wake up..." "Stephy, Stephy!" "You can't escape!" "Gun me down or let me go" "I won't gun you down nor let you go" "Can you make me stay without gunning me down?" "Dragon...all done, go home" "What're you doing?" "The last match hasn't finished" "Fear?" "Don't fight." "I kill him with a shoot" "Let me try" "No, I really..." "Hurts?" "I've become stronger" "Why you fight?" "No fight!" "I won't feel comfortable without a fight" "But..." "Don't worry, I'll take care of them" "You're right!" "Go for it!" "Don't fight!" "I'll bring you to police station!" "Give them some favor!" "Are you OK?" "Am I looking sick?" "Go!" "Tai Chi" "Mantis Fist" "A hit more" " Mantis Fist with Tai Chi?" "Dragon!" "Stop!" "Stephy!" "Damn!" "Stephy, are you OK?" "Are you OK?" "Why not OK?" "Just a bit tired and dizzy" "Massage can help" "You're a good cop now" "Of course!" "Dragon!" "Are you OK?" "What happens?" "My hands and feet can't feel anything" "Don't worry." "You're fine" "How dare you fake my signature?" "Put you in jail for eight years" "Congratulations!" "Sir" "You're so lucky that... you've cracked a big case" "Don't say anything when the reporters come" "I'm in charge" "Understand?" "Been attacked by sound wave gun" "You're speaking?" "Go to toilet!" "Pee Wee!" "The volume is too low?" "I turned it down." "Why?" "The lowest volume can last for one month" "Sir, this house is haunted 600,000 chickens died of bird flu" "Their spirits cannot rest in peace" "But you don't need to be afraid" "Chickens peck at the ghosts only..." "Oh no, you...go first" "I go now" "Well done!" "Thank you, sir!" "Uncle Ting" "Uncle Ting" "May I speak to Stephy?" "Stephy went home after the interview" "Visit me if you wanna see her?" "Don't talk about your Matrix anymore" "No, I've got new riddles" "New?" "Which country doesn't like credit cards?" "Which one?" "Thailand" "Why?" "Put away your card..." "I got it" "I say goodbye to you in Thai" "How?" "Got you to hell..." "Are you kidding?" "So crowded" "Yes, so crowded" "Call Uncle Lung!" "Uncle Lung!" "Good girl!" "Three garters for three outstanding cops today" "Our honorable guest is... the new Deputy Commissioner Iron Ting" "PC 7086" "PC 3721" "PC 9527" "You did really well this time" "One wish for each." "What's your wish?" "I want to make friends with a female athlete, sir!" "A soccer player?" "OK" "You?" "I'd like to join SDU, sir!" "Why?" "Fun" "Can you get up early?" "I can stay up all night, sir!" "And you?" "I'd like to pinch the face, sir!" "Tender, please" "Excuse me, sir!" "May I..." "Dragon!" "Hug!" "Thank you..." "Tell you a riddle now" "Yeah!" "Mick's dad has three sons" "The eldest son is named Mark One The second Mark Two" "What's the youngest called?" "Mark Three!" "Wrong!" "The son of Mick's dad is Mick" "Wrong!" "Then who's he?" "Tell you later" "What's the answer?" "You really want to know?" "Of course" "I tell you..." "The answer is..." "You're right, it's Mick"