"The Sabre code of conduct outlines the government principles key to establishing and maintaining trust" " with their employees, clients..." " My God, kill me!" "{\pos(192,220)}Obviously we're all gonna die." "But we have through this, so, Gabe... {\pos(192,220)}Go ahead." "It's okay." "{\pos(192,220)}Is it okay with you?" "{\pos(192,220)}Cause if not, you work for me, so... {\pos(192,220)}"Comply with {\*all applicable }laws, regulations," "{\pos(192,220)}"policies, and contracts governing our business." "I'm gonna do it." ""And trustworthy in your business activities and relationships..."" "I'm going into labor!" "She's going into labor." "Make way{\*, everybody}!" "I know it's wrong to fake going into labor just to get out of things, but sometimes it's necessary." "I'm going into labor." " Or should I have corndogs..." " I'm going into labor!" "Three reasons you've wrong about True Blood." " Number one..." " I'm going into labor." " Here we go!" " Hey, guys..." "Can't say you're going into labor." "We knows you're full of it." " It's not fair, you guys." " Pitiful." "Never cry wolf." "I'm really in labor!" "This is happening." "Okay, guys." "Here we go, see you." "How do you feel?" "Drive carefully!" "Bye!" "Good luck!" "False alarm." " Feygnasse Team " ".:" "La Fabrique :." "{\pos(274,220)}JoJo" " NaNaeL" " Vince27" "{\pos(215,230)}Collioure" "{\pos(236,230)}yomoy" " BrJk" "{\pos(265,230)}The Ni.Knight" "{\pos(270,155)}8x08:" "Gettysburg" "What?" "They took another client from us?" "Man!" "Business is war!" "Customers, clients, it's like a war out there." "{\pos(120,270)}I am a leader." "{\pos(120,270)}But you can only inspire people so much in a place like this." "{\pos(120,270)}So today I'm turning the inspire-factor up to ten," "{\pos(120,270)}with a little help from my friend..." "America's bloodiest battle." "{\pos(120,270)}Why even read business books?" "We should be studying war." "{\pos(120,240)}Going to places like Gettysburg." "Where is that?" "{\pos(120,270)}Right here in PA." "{\pos(120,270)}We should take a fieldtrip there." "{\pos(120,270)}That would be so cool." "{\pos(120,270)}I wonder if that bus downstairs... {\pos(120,270)}We get it." "It's a trip to Gettysburg." "{\pos(120,270)}That sounds super inspiring." "I'm in!" "{\pos(120,270)}Gettysburg, {\*Could be }interesting." "Second-most northern battle{\* in Civil War}." "{\pos(120,270)}Actually is the northernmost." "{\pos(120,270)}The Civil War history industry has conveniently forgotten" "{\pos(120,270)}about the battle of Schrute Farms." "{\pos(120,270)}Whatever." "I'm over it." "{\pos(120,270)}It's just grossly irresponsible." "Charge!" "This could be fun..." "The bus has free Wi-Fi," "{\pos(120,220)}and I made special low-sugar lunches for everyone." "{\pos(120,240)}" " And is anyone Kosher or Halal?" " What's the halal option?" "{\pos(120,240)}Dates, tabbouleh, and a bagel with cream cheese." "{\pos(120,250)}Out." "{\pos(120,260)}It's the same as the Kosher option." "There's a lesson in there." "I can't force you to go." "You're not my slaves." "Thanks to Gettysburg." "But, who's coming with me?" " I'm in." " I'm in too." "{\pos(120,270)}Guess I'm a sucker for historical fiction." "{\pos(120,270)}Anyone who's not going, you're dead to me." "{\pos(120,270)}You're uninvited." "I don't want you to come." "{\pos(120,240)}But, FYI, there will be leftover turkey and pesto sammies in the fridge." " One for you." " Cool." "Thanks." " And one for you." " Cool." "Thanks." "You missed your head." "There you go." "Phyllis, think fast." "All right, guys, a little foreplay before we do it." "Fans of Ken Burn Jazz will most certainly enjoy Civil War." "I just got Limitless on my iPad." "I bet I could get it on the TV." "Isn't the the one where the guy becomes limitless?" "Not appropriate, if we were visiting Bradley Cooper's birthplace," "I'd be {\*the first one }suggesting it, I'd be rooting for it." "Limitless!" "Limitless!" "All right, all right." "{\pos(192,240)}" " Not food and stuff." " Here." "{\pos(192,240)}If you buy the picnic table, then you've gotta get the fire pit." "{\pos(192,240)}I can't get a fire pit." "I have two babies." "{\pos(192,240)}" " Fire pit is a no-brainer." " Hi there." "How are you doing?" "Good to see you{\* again}." "Where is everyone?" "Where is Andy?" "He took some of the other{\*people} on a corporate retreat to Gettysburg." "Well, I was hoping to talk out some ideas with Andy." "But what we have here... is perhaps better." "By not going on the trip, you've shown you're the free-thinkers of the office." "You got your sheep and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep." "I'm on the freaking moon." "So, here's what we can do." "Game changers." "Changes to the game such that the game can never be played the same way again." "Everyone, brainstorm some innovations." "Don't be afraid to get weird with it." "Excited." "You guys." " Get excited." " Movie's almost over." "All right!" "We're here." "Limitless can wait." "Fun fact:" "In France, they call Limitless "The Man With Many Capabilities."" "Ladies and gentlemen, the 1800s await you." "We can watch it on the way back." "I got Source Code on the way back." "Where are you going?" "Visitor center." "Grab a map for the memorials." "We're not going{\* to the visitor center}." "We're not tourists." "Of course we're not{\* tourists}." "Just people not from here {\*who are }taking a tour." "Sign says "begin tour here."" "{\pos(192,240)}Unless you're going on the very specially-created" "{\pos(192,240)}and meticulously-researched Andy Bernard Tour." "{\pos(192,240)}After Chancellorsville," "{\pos(192,240)}Lee brought his army up the Shenandoah Valley" "{\pos(192,240)}right through here!" "{\pos(192,240)}They stopped in this field for a picnic, which they called lunch." " But I'm confused." " Total deaths belongs to Gettysburg." "But {\*when }talking about DPA, {\*that's }deaths per acre..." "Nothing beats battle of Schrute Farms." "DPA sounds way more important{\* than total deaths}." "You should read{\*some of } the letters the soldiers wrote home." "It makes the battle of Gettysburg sound like {\*a bunch of }schoolgirls wrestling over a hairbrush." "{\*I'm telling you,}They're heartbreaking too." "So beautifully written." " What are you telling this girl?" " The truth." "Stop filling her head with nonsense." "She doesn't know {\*any }better." "I am so glad you just got here." "I would've believed everything{\* he said}." "You're filling her head with nonsense." "You and the history books." "I'm telling the truth." "Interesting." "All of history has been whitewashed." "{\*Why don't you }Tell us the real history, Gore Vidal." "I will, I don't know who that is, but I'm gonna to tell you this..." " He's a historian." " Gettysburg was very important." "Credit where credit is due." "Big mad props to Gettysburg." "Was it, however, the most northern battle of the Civil War?" "Not by a long shot!" "It was not!" "No, it was not!" "Was it the second-most northern?" "Sure!" "I will cede it was the second-most northernmost battle!" "Northernmost?" "Get out of here!" "I am so eager to hear your game-changers." "Let's dig in." " May I go first?" " Absolutely." "Raw fish..." "The disgusting food from Japan that Americans would never wanna eat." "Now we can't get enough of it." "From movie stars to construction workers, sushi is what's for dinner." "Let me throw another idea at you." "Origami." "What?" "The crazy art of paper folding from, that's right, Japan." "Don't you wish you could go back to 1980 and open the first Sushi restaurant in Manhattan?" "We can do that!" "With..." "Origami." "It's the Sushi of paper." "This idea hasn't gripped me." "What else did you got?" "I had to memorize the presentation, and the swan took a long time, so..." "That was bad." "If your woman is like mine," "{\*I bet }you come home to hear the same thing all the time." ""This paper is so hard." "It scratches." ""Why can't there be a paper just for me?"" "Well, now there is." ""Papyr"." "Paper for women." "It's pink, scented, and silky soft." "Now you can watch the game and she can write a letter to her sister." "The situation you described, returning home to a wife complaining about paper being too masculine," "I'm not familiar with." "In the African-American community..." "Thought it was worth a try." "That's fascinating." "Tell me, what's the significance of the Peach Orchard, though?" "{\*That's a }Great question." "Actually{\*, some of the most}..." "I got a question for you." "Can you tell us about the battle of Schrute Farms?" "Haven't heard of that one." "Really." "Follow-up question." "How much are you payed to keep your mouth shut?" "I apologize for him, and for the Republicans cutting your funding." "Don't {\*need to }bother this poor gentleman." "I know exactly where we're going." "Giddyap!" "Tallyho!" "Are you Lincoln?" "No, no, I'm..." "Apparently, I bear a {\*passing }resemblance to Abraham Lincoln." "Makes it kind of hard for me to go to places like museums, historical monuments, elementary schools." "I don't see it." "{\Chelsea, }Give Mr. Lincoln your hat so I can take a picture." "Quick." "Lincoln's starting." "I'm actually with a tour group myself{\*, so}..." "Hello, I'm Abraham Lincoln." "Some people call me the Great Emancipator, but you might know me from the penny." "You know the test booklets that they give out {\*in all the }at school." "I was thinking that we could put a coupon in the back that people would mail in to us, and as, you know, as I tell it, I don't like it." " Unless{\*, of course,} you are responding to it." " I am not." "Excuse me." "I'm gonna go to the bathroom." "At this point, when you're this pregnant, it's kind of like senior spring." "The other day, I spit my gum out on the carpet." "Kevin, you've been quiet." "I'm curious to know what your game-changer is." "You know how in the vending machine they have the chocolate chip cookies in the A1 spot?" "They do that 'cause they think A1 is the best spot for the best cookie." "But the real best spot is D4." "Right?" "That's where the eyes go." "So..." "Cookies." "Cookie placement." "But not just the cookies{\*, though}." "That was just a "for instance"." "Who else agrees with Kevin, that we're wasting facilities, manpower, on our underselling products, when we should be pushing our top-performers?" "There you go." "Consensus." "We are now on a planet where Kevin is the most creative person around, and I am just some good-looking guy." "I just don't understand." "It's 1865, victory is ours, I've saved the very soul of our nation, and yet," "happiness eludes me." "Perhaps a trip to the theater will enliven my spirits." "So another thing about oatmeal cookies..." "Who even wants them?" "I mean, I've seen Toby eat one, like, once, but other than that..." "Like, forget it." "Interesting." "So what is Dunder Mifflin's oatmeal cookie?" "What is the product that no one wants?" "How about that two-hole-punch letter?" "Only the lawyers want that punch at the top, and they use legal." "That's the oatmeal cookie." "Fantastic, Kevin." "Fantastic." "{\*By the way, }Did we leave all the food on the bus?" "Let's talk about food for a second." "Food for thought." "That's what I had for breakfast, and {\*I think }that's probably why I'm {\*still }hungry." "Hunger!" "Hunger for victory." "Hunger for honor." "Hunger for pride." " Hunger for hamburger." " Hunger for chicken chimichangas." "Right, Daryl?" "{\*" " That's good.}" "Exactly." "{\*Now do you know }What the Civil War soldiers were hungry for?" "Pride!" "Now each battalion had it's own flag, and they guarded {\*these flags }it with their lives." "Colonel Harrison Jeffords, of the Fourth Michigan Infantry, saw his flag being carried away." "Chased it down with nothing but a sword." "Fought tooth and nail at the foot of that flag until he died." "He wasn't about to let them have that flag." "Pride." "Right, guys?" "I commissioned this flag for Dunder Mifflin." " Cost me $200." " Only $200?" "We are all branches on this tree." "And from the tree comes paper." "We're all part of a business." "But business is war." "What's that I hear?" "A rebel paper company is coming to take our flag!" "What's going on here?" "Come and get it!" "Who's gonna get the flag?" "Who's getting it?" "{\*Don't look where I am,}Look where I'm going." "Juke right, juke left." "This in inappropriate." "People died here, man." "Get the flag!" "Come on, Big Tuna." "What you gonna do about it?" "We got a flag right here." "Spangler's Spring is a mile this way." "So that's two miles if you incorporate the walk back." "I mean, come on." "I don't think I should walk anymore." "You know, all I had for breakfast was oatmeal, yoghurt, coffee, orange juice, and toast." "Two poached eggs, and {\*then }that half a sandwich on the bus." "{\pos(192,230)}Fine.{\* You know what?" "}" "{\pos(192,230)}{\*I guess }This place {\*just }hasn't rubbed off on you the way that I hoped it would." "{\pos(192,230)}I'm still going." "{\pos(192,230)}And I'm not going to ask anymore." "I'm not even gonna look back." "I'm {\*just }gonna assume that you're with me." "Said you weren't gonna look back." "And why is Blackrock suddenly the paragon by which all hedge funds must now be compared?" "I don't know." "Right?" "I mean, you're an accountant." "Those bogus prospectuses must drive you insane." "Yes." "I am an accountant." "This is one of the archivists here." "I thought maybe we can consult him." " Really?" " Yeah." "Well, anyone employed by the Gettysburg industrial complex is certainly gonna want to keep quiet about the battle of Schrute Farms." "Schrute Farms, did you say?" "That is a fascinating little chapter of the Civil War." " You've heard about it?" " Yes!" "Prepare to be refuted." "Go on." "Come on." "There you go." "Families and sweethearts back home waited desperately for letters from the front." ""Dearest mother," ""I'm sorry it has been so long since my last letter." ""It is three months since I arrived at Schrute Farms," ""and I fear I may never leave this place alive."" "Melvin Feiffer Garrison." "Hallowed ground." "But the battle at Schrute Farms was no battle at all." "It was a code used by pacifists from both north and South who turned the Pennsylvania farmhouse into an artistic community and a refuge from the war." "You have to understand, poets, artists, dancers, these kinds of men preferred peace to war." "These delicate, lovely men found a place of refuge among the Schrutes at Schrute Farm." "Amidst the macho brutality of war, this was a place where dandies and dreamers could put on plays, sing tender ballads, and dance in the moonlight." "I like to think of Schrute Farm as, the underground railroad for the sensitive and... well, fabulous." "This is so much better than the story you made up." "I've seen enough." "You're right, there should be a monument to this." "Never trust a cookie with a woman's name." "Pecan Sandie." "Lorna Doone." "Madeleine." "They'll just break your heart." "Kevin, you are..." "Robert, I hate to interrupt, but I would love to pitch you one last idea." "I call it the Big Mac Idea." "What?" "No." "Big Mac Idea." "It sounds encouraging." "It's really, really good{\*, Robert}." "Let me explain it." "No, this is not fair." "This is my idea." "He's trying to steal it because he's jealous of me." "Well, what is the idea?" "Every time you buy a Big Mac, you set one ingredient aside." "Then, at the end of the week, you have a free Big Mac." "And you love it even more, because you made it with your own hands." "You know what?" "Now I remember." "That was your idea." "That is 100% your idea." "Oh, my." "It was just actually cookies the whole time." "{\pos(192,240)}Damn it." "{\pos(192,240)}You guys came." "Where's everyone else?" "{\pos(192,240)}Back at the bus." "We were locked out." "Phyllis is sitting on the ground, eating a dirty sandwich." "I asked the bus driver to lock it, 'cause our stuff was in there." "I guess he follows orders." "{\*Yeah, }Sorry everybody else didn't come." "I think they're just tired." "With holes in their shoes, and they have dysentery." "Even without an audience you're still at it." " What are you talking about?" " Our office has a disease." "And it goes by many names..." "Sarcasm, snark, wisecracks." "You take things that people care, and you make them feel lame about it with your jokes." "That's what you did with this trip." "This whole idea of our situation being just like war, it's just not true." "We just work at a paper company, and you're our regional manager." "And guess what{\*, man}?" "You don't have to prove anything." "We like you as regional manager." "If you don't believe me, take a look at what's on my head." "I'm wearing a very pink hat." "I've been getting weird looks all day because I'm pretty sure" ""DM does GB" means something kind of sexual." "But guess who's wearing them?" "All of us." "Just for you, man." "That's huge." "You don't like them{\* hats}?" " They're terrible." " I hate myself." "They {\*just }didn't turn out how I wanted." "In my head, they were cooler, but they do look weird." "The world will little note nor long remember the fight that Jim and I had here at Gettysburg." "And that's good, because I was basically wrong." "I wanted my team to be like this army, and I was their general, but I guess it's {\*really just}more like they're people who work in an office, and I'm their manager." "Yeah, that's really probably a better analogy, now that I think about it." "Abe and Mary are seated, watching the show." "Oh, Mary, this is wonderful!" "Okay, Mary." "Stop your scolding." "I'll be quiet." "{\pos(240,260)}I need her like I need a hole in the head."