"Kurt:" "Hi, finally you're out of bed!" "Tally:" "Well, I'm not getting up for your sake" "Kurt:" "I think you're sleeping all day long." "I have been at the door many times without any response" "Tally:" "That is none of your business" "Of course it is, you are to be ready when I'm here" "When I'm hungry I want food!" "You piece of shit." "Go sit down." "What awful clothes you are wearing" "Look at yourself woman!" "Walking around in that sack day after day" "It must be 3 months since you last changed." "I think it is about four months." "But look at your self:" "I guess you take a shower every third year or something like that?" "And you probably sleep in those rags at night also?" "Kurt:" "Sure I do." "These loose pants are really good to sleep in." "Tally:" "Day and night?" "Yes, they are very comfortable." "I wash them every third month and shower every third month." "Oh my, that is cleanliness at its best" "I am very hygienic, so don't you complain!" "Maybe you are hungry today?" "Indeed, and I hope you've got anything that tastes good today, because it usually never do." "Well, let's get upstairs and have a look then" "Even though you're not worth the food." "I guess that's the only reason you visit me." "I bought myself some fish another day." "It was shit." "The thing expired in April, but they put it in the disk anyway." "I had to throw it away" "Couldn't you return it?" "No way." "I tried, but those grumpy guys don't believe me" "Even though I showed it to them." "I think what they need is some new glasses." "Be quick and serve me something" "Here you are!" "Some muffins" "These were dry" "Is it newspaper?" "Of course!" "Haven't you heard of recycling?" "Do I have to look for printer's ink also?" "What is this?" "It looks like shit Is it dogs shit !" "Yes of course." "It is recycling" "I am not a recovery plant !" "Cut the crap You can't serve me this !" "Yes, that nice doggy I have to save its poo." "And if you are thirsty...." "Oh my...." "Get me some water." "That way at least I know what I'm getting" "Tally: so you want water Kurt: yes, let us both take some water" "Serve me some water" "I need that after eating this shit" "That's how it is when one gets old." "One starts messing up things" "I want the nice cup Give me the nicest cup !" "Tally:" "I've already used it" "Well, then I think I'll satisfy with this" "Ugh." "Helps getting rid of this stench of shit" "So, what are you up to nowadays?" "Besides sleeping all day." "Curtains covering the windows" "I'm gathering dog shit" "How long does it take you to make muffins?" "One muffin a day?" "Every second day?" "Tally:" "Yes Kurt:" "Then I understand you've got plenty to do" "I have to gather the ingrediences" "And gather your strength afterwards I guess also" "Tally: sure" "Where do you keep your dog?" "I recon he has to make more food ingrediences" "Help yourself with the muffins" "No." "I don't want any more dog shit and cardboard" "You can remove it from the table" "Did you not hear the doorbell?" "No, I heard nothing" "Pipsqueak !" "Get your ass downstairs and see who it is" "Hurry up !" "They are waiting for you" "About time to make and end to all this" "I'll stop her once and for all." "I can't keep on coming her for these worthless muffins anymore" "This shit should do the job" "Tally:" "There was nobody at the door." "They must have already left You are so slow." "No, there was nobody outside" "Of course they have left." "Can't be waiting for you Sweeping your way through the hallway and the stairs" "Drink water and you'll be kind" "Yes, water is the only decent thing to drink nowadays" "Let me just get this rifle" "Is there still life left in that old woman." "I'll set the rifle to automatic mode, and well see...." "..if I can do something about that" "There I finally stopped her I think !" "At last I got to do it !"