"How many times have I told you not to touch me from behind?" "I consider anybody touching me from behind to be my enemy." "Fortunately I'd brush in my hand." "Had I a knife or pistol you would have been lying dead." "Tell me, what's the matter?" "Party has come to buy weapons and RDX." "May I bring him here tomorrow" "No !" "Not here." "I never do business from here." "Here I'm a sculptor." "I make beautiful sculptures." "What I hide in them, only I know." "Where will you meet him?" " ln the hotel. ln any room." "What if I'm caught doing business here." "I'm very fearful of being beaten by the police." "They hang upside down and turn stick on you." "I hear two new inspectors have come." "Arjun Singh and Pyarelal." "Don't know how are they !" "What's going on?" "Can't you see me sharpening the saw?" "You take me for an idiot !" "What is there to take you for?" "You are an idiot." "Hey ... !" "I know everything." "You are panning to escape - You must take me too." "Hey, are you out of your mind?" "My mind is perfectly sound but if it goes bad, I start shouting." "Hey, why are you doing that?" " You too can tag along with us." "Why are you being jealous if your two brothers are trying to escape." "If three brothers escape together that will make me very happy." "Do you want to swallow the rice that we have cooked?" "We have worked for four nights to cut these bars." "And you want ..." " to get out so easily." "Hey Head Constable ... !" " Okay you too come along quietly." "We've come out of the jail." "But the city must have been cordoned off." "We can't even buy a change of clothes." "You helped me escape, so it's now my duty to help you somehow." "Ha !" "How can you help us - Your own brain needs fixing." "I'll take you to my boss who can send you out of country overnight." "Tell me something about your boss." " Shall I tell you his name?" "Yes !" " Sunder Kala." "Welcome, Karim." "Sundar Kala is proud of his men." "Like a lion my men can finish the enemies." "And like a bird they can fly out of the jail." "Look at him." "We did all the work and praise goes to him." "Speak up !" " lt'll take time to explain." "They are very useful." "The helped me escape from jail." "You can keep them." "They are very useful." "Fine !" "If you say, I'll keep them." "You both are appointed." "Boss !" "We've been surrounded by the police." "Don't move !" "Nobody should move from his place." "Don't try anything clever Sundar Kala !" "All my men are armed with gun in hand and a pistol in pocket." "Your men have rifle - you don't have any !" "It's cheating." "You've too !" "I've none." "Give me one." "Why do you want to blacken your clean hands by killing him?" "I can take care of him for you." "First you jailed us now you want to jail Sunder !" "Give us a chance to show loyalty." "You give these revolvers to us." "You give us order and then see." " Fine, take this" "Now order us." " Kill him." "Hey Karim !" "Have they gone mad ?" "Hey what you kids are doing ?" "If you pull the trigger, the brain of boss will come out of his cap." "We escaped from jail to catch your boss !" "That's why we brought you here, idiot !" "That's cheating !" " lt isn't cheating, it's setting." "But who are these two?" "Meet me !" "I'm Inspector Arjun Singh." "And I'm Inspector Pyare Mohan." "You deliberately punched me all over." "Sundar Kala had his revolvers aimed at your temples." "Had we not punched you in time, he'd have shot into your temples instead of warming, your family would've been weeping by now." "Even if you're getting any warmth that would be from funeral pyre." "And forgive sir, we'd have been standing there to salute you." "Why do you keep talking about the death that hasn't come?" "We aren't talking about death - we are talking about saving you." "We risked our life to save you and we also caught the criminals." "Instead of appreciating it you're weeping over a couple of punches !" "Go !" "Get out of here and don't show me your faces." "How can we do that." "We get paid for showing our faces to you." "I beg of you, I give you 2-day vacation, please go from here." "Don't talk with me." "You're late again." "What can I do." "Man I come with drives jeep like a bullock-cart." "You never come alone." "You always bring some excuses with you." "I think I'd stop seeing you." " What do you mean." "I mean, I should marry you." "I too want this." "But how to explain this to my brother?" "He's growing older, but he doesn't care what happens to me." "You mean, I can't marry you too." " Perhaps ... !" "What do you mean by perhaps." "Tell your mom to marry him !" "What ?" " Your mom should get him married." "If he gets married - then I get married." "I'm afraid what your brother will think if he finds out about us." "He always wrong opinion about me." "Perhaps I'm little big naught ... !" "I want to file a complaint against Arjun Singh." "What is my crime?" "He has not yet married." "See ... we're a small happy family of three members." "My mother, my sister and I." "When the fourth member comes - who knows what her nature will be." "Will she be able to run this home?" "Will she serve my mother or not?" "I want to avoid these problems." "You can't escape by such arguments." "If every man thinks like him there would be no marriage in this world" "From youth till old age girls will remain unmarried." "World will end." "After hearing arguments from both sides, Home Minister concludes ... that either you select a girl of your own choice and marry her ... or I will do that by force." "Look at your age." "After sometime we'll hesitate to ask any girl." "As you like. lf the proceeding is over, can I get something to eat." "If you're ready for marriage - then food is also ready, brother." "It's so nice food ... !" "My respects mom." "Live long." "Sit and eat." " See a mother's heart." "When kids eat - a mother's heart is delighted." "And there are some people who become jealous." "How dare you come to this house !" "What're you doing - let him eat." "You live alone Mumbai - you should always come here to eat." "I think I'd have breakfast too." "If a man takes good breakfast his entire day passes pleasantly." "Okay then you should come here for breakfast every day." "Put a bed for me. I'll leave for work after breakfast." "Get out ... I'm being insulted ..." " What're you doing ... ?" "If you love him so much, have some food sent to his house." "Why do you treat him like this?" "What evil do you see in him?" "The evil that I see in him, you can't see ... !" "Just a minute ..." "You bring my meals." "Very good." "Excellent." "You've many good weapons." "But this time it is going to be a very big order." "How big will be the order?" "Ten times bigger than the last order." "Even if it is twenty times bigger, Zorawar can easily handle it." "Really !" "Superb !" "Mr. Zorawar, you've a big bungalow why do you have meeting in hotel?" "Why are hotels meant for?" "For meetings among people like us." "Book a room in anybody's name - and just close the door." "What goes on behind the closed door - nobody will know." "This room has been booked in the name of Jamshed." "You'll ask who's Jamshed." "When I don't know - how will the police know?" "I am afraid of the Mumbai police." "They beat with canes." "I am not afraid of death." "I am afraid of the police." "What happened?" " l want to go to bathroom." "Open this door." " lt has "Don't disturb" tab." "Come on, open." " l can't open." "Don't open the mouth." "Open the door." "What are you doing brother?" "Are you watching a super-hit competition." "What do you want to do?" "Want to get me arrested !" "Don't you know I'm very afraid of the police." "Just give me the videocassette." "Zorawar !" "This is proof of your black deeds." "You won't be saved." "I've pain in neck so I can't bend." "Give me videocassette - quick." "As long as I am alive you won't get this cassette." "Maybe I'll take it after you are dead." "You're lucky." "He was watching it on TV." "You've seen the live telecast." "What should I do to you." "It is not your age to die." "And your body is too delicate for putting a bullet in it." "Look ... your confusion and shaking won't serve any purpose." "A police inspector was murdered in that hotel." "And I can't forgive the murderer of my inspector." "Give your complete statement." " Yes ... ls this the way to talk with a girl?" "I know our inspector has died, but this girl is so perplexed ... I'm taking her statement ..." "You first have some water." "Speak up ..." " Yes." "Had I not run, he would have killed me too." "Don't be afraid." "Police is with you." "We're with you." "Don't worry." "If you see that man again - can you recognize him?" "We're not going to bother you any more." "Just write your phone number on this pad." "After we find the murderer, we'll contact you." "Come on, I'll take you home." "At this time she needs a friend rather than a police officer." "Don't think you can do it better than me." "You come with me." "Do you live alone in this city?" "No sir." "My friend Neha lives with me." "Just there ..." "So, you live here." " Yes." "My flat is over there." "Okay. I'll now go." "When you catch murderer, call me to recognize him I helped you, entertained you from police station to here " "Just to hear this !" " Sorry." "Did I say anything wrong?" "You broke my heart." "Will we meet only after we find the criminal?" "I don't get you !" "Would you mind if I invite you for tea or dinner?" "Would you?" "Of course not." "You have my phone number." "If you're afraid or suspect anyone, give us a call." "Madhu !" "Why did you take so long." "I was so worried." "I called you at hotel and found somebody had been murdered." "A police inspector was in a hotel room." "He was murdered." "Who did it?" "I saw the murderer. I went to police station to report." "How did you come from there?" "Pyare dropped me ..." " Pyare ?" "Yes ..." "Inspector Pyare Mohan." "Gem of inspector !" "I was frightened to see the murder ... but he calmed me and set my mood ..." "He was very nice and we developed good friendship." "He'll phone someday and invite me for tea or dinner." "You'll eat when you're invited but I'm starving because of you." "Serve the food - l'll join you." " Come fast." "Oh my child, my baby, my favorite kid ... at last I found you dear !" "It has taken burden off my chest." "I searched you everywhere." "And you were reporting to police." "You were giving your statement." "I'm so afraid of police." "He can't sleep." "He can't eat." "And you're having nice dinner." "Food is served ..." "It is so tasty." "What are your plans for this girl?" "She must be killed." "I've no other choice." "She too understands." "Shall we eat something ?" " Yes, let's eat." "One witness is not yet dead - another has come to die !" "Where did she fall ?" " She ran away." "Go and get her, else she too will go to police." "Where did she vanish ?" "She had a friend, Neha." "Find out where is Neha." "I want to talk with Pyare Mohan." "He is not here, but you seem to be worried." "Tell me. I can help." "I'll tell Pyare Mohan only ..." " You tell me." "Don't hesitate." "I'm Madhu's friend I've seen her murderer." "Tell me more about ..." " l'll tell Pyare Mohan only." "Pyare Mohan is here." "He just came." "Some girl is calling." "She has witnessed Madhu's murder." "She wants to talk with Pyare Mohan only." "So, have her talk with Pyare Mohan Why are you asking me to talk?" "You'll talk with her like Pyare Mohan." "That's my order." "Talk like Pyare Mohan." " Sir, he talks like this." "I could have talked like that !" " Then go ahead and talk." "I'm Pyare Mohan talking ..." " l am Neha, Madhu's friend." "They have killed Madhu." "I want to meet with you." "I want to tell you everything." "Where are you calling from?" "Where is she calling from?" "Sorry ..." "Ask her again." "Where are you calling from?" "I'm calling from a public booth - across from Sitara hotel." "Don't worry - l'm coming right now." "Where is she calling from?" "Sir, there is a public booth across from Sitara hotel ..." "You go immediately." " Sir, send Pyare when he comes." "What if he comes after 2 hours." " Then what can I o, sir." "Look Arjun Singh ... she is a very important witness in Madhu's case" "Go there as Pyare Mohan - talk to her in his style." "That's my order." "Leave me ... !" "You too are that murderer's man - you have come to kill me." "What are you doing ?" "Have you gone crazy ?" "I'm Inspector Pyare Mohan." " How can I believe?" "You don't even have a badge !" "Okay then. I'm going back to the police station." "You phone me. I'll pick the phone." "I'll come back again." "No." "Please wait ..." "I'm very much perplexed." "I don't know who should I trust and who I should not ?" "You trust me." "Let's go." " Where." "To Pyare Mohan's home - sorry, to my home." "You've no danger." "Don't worry." "This is a policeman's home." "You're under no danger here." "Wait here. I'll pick up the key." " Okay." "Sir, Pyare is not home." " Yes, I know." "I want key to his flat." "Key !" "But why?" " Don't ask question." "Key, but why, sir?" " You're questioning again !" "Listen. lf Pyare Mohan comes - don't let him come upstairs." "Okay, I understand." " What did you understand?" "I'd stop him here - shouldn't let him come up, as you're going up." "Come." "You're safe in this house." "Nobody will bother you here." "Because it's a policeman's home." "Nobody will search for you here." "It's a policeman's home." "It's very hot here." " lt's hot. I'll put on the fan." "You turned on the light." " Oh yes. I turned on the light." "Which one is your bedroom?" " Bedroom ... ln fact all rooms are my bedrooms." "I live alone. I sleep everywhere." "You can rest in this one." "May I ?" " Yes, by all mean." "Doors at the police station all open inside." "You've photos of so many girls." "Are they your girlfriends?" "No." "They aren't my girlfriends." "The are all 'wanted' !" "You must be hungry - l'll get something from kitchen." "Give me the key." " l can't give you key now." "Why ?" " You can't go upstairs now." "Why can't I go in my home?" "Mr. Arjun's order." "He told me to say this to you ..." "You're my servant - Why do you follow his orders." "He has brought a girl." "He said if Pyare comes - stop him here." "Don't let him come upstairs ..." "How many girls has he brought here before this ?" "How can an ugly mind think of anything nice ?" "You can do ugly things but I can't even think about them !" "What face will you show to ma and Seema?" "Now I know why you haven't married all these years." "She is Neha ..." " So what?" "She is eyewitness to Madhu's murder." "What ?" " Yes." "She wanted to meet you." "In your absence Commissioner made me Pyare Mohan and sent me to her." "Why did you bring her here?" " Where else could I take her?" "They are now after her. I didn't find any other safe place." "If she is here, where shall I go?" " l don't know?" "I'm doing my duty here. I'll stay here as Pyare Mohan for few days." "In that case I'll stay in your home as Arjun." "No ... !" " Shy not ... ?" "I can't keep him in my home." " Why not ?" "Sir, you try to understand !" "I've a grown up sister." "What a shame !" "If one unformed officer can't trust another ... how will outsiders trust them?" "Sir, I trust the uniform - but not the man wearing it !" "Today an inspector doesn't listen to Commissioner." "When you asked me to stay in his house, I didn't say a word." "In that case, I suggest you tell the truth to Neha." "Don't talk like idiots." "If she finds you're not Pyare Mohan she'll lose faith in police." "She'll think police is playing some game with her." "Until she recognizes murderer this drama will continue. lt's order." "At last we have arrived here !" "Both have come together !" "Looks you've made peace with each other." "I'm going out for a few days." " All of a sudden !" "Policeman's work is always sudden." "I'm going to Delhi by flight tonight." "How can we live alone." "Somebody should be with us." "Until I come back - Pyare Mohan will live here." "I can't understand you." "Sometimes you say - don't let him enter the house." "Now you are asking him to live here !" "Whatever ma." "He's our own man." "A policeman can protect another policeman's family." "How much has improved in one day." "Seema, pack up some food for me." " Okay." "You're going by plane." "They will serve you food." "Ma." "When I miss you I'll eat your hand cooked food." "Here is food." "Where would you like to eat?" "You have so many photographs." "Who is this man." "He is Arjun Singh." "Who is Arjun Singh?" "My friend, my brother, my everything." "But why his photos are more than your own photos." "I live here." "Where is the need for putting my photographs." "He doesn't live here." "When I miss him I see his photos." "Come on, have some food." "This looks like home made food" " Yes. lt's from home." "Whose home?" " My home." "I mean, from Arjun Singh's home." "Looks like you love him very much." " Yes, more than very much." "I love him so much that I think about him round the clock." "Who knows what he would be doing !" "Eat the food." " Are you feeding a beggar?" "Take my name with respect and say, "Please eat the food"." "Mohan, eat the food." "Sounds like you're demanding tax." "Say with love, "Please eat food"" "Pyare, eat the food." "Sounds like someone has thrown a stone." "I've so lovely name." "Say hi Pyare, please eat the food." "Pyare, please eat the food." "I've never seen such contrived form of love in life." "Anyway, I will eat now." " No, I'll feed with my own hands." "You both brother and sister show contrived form of love." "Tell me. lf a boy and girl like you and me want to spend life ... together in one home in one room what should they do?" "I will ask my brother." " You took wrong person's name." "Why does he always come between our love." "What are you doing ?" " Nothing !" "Leave me." " Seema." "What happened?" "Have you cold?" " l think you've used my perfume." "I live in you home, naturally I'll use some of your things." "I too live in your home, I never use any of your things." "Calling home." "Hello darling." "How are you?" "I know you didn't sleep last night." "Feeling sleepy." "I too." "I got to perform my duty." "What?" "Your brother?" "Why should I be afraid of him?" "Haven't you heard = if you love - don't be afraid." "Hello, Seema." " Nobody was there ... !" "Where were you lost?" "I got phone from police station - l'm having nightmare since then." "I'll make a phone call." "Leave me ... ..." " lf l hold a hand, I never leave." "What are you doing?" " Something I always wanted to do." "Somebody might come ... ..." " Who'll come ... ... your mother is always sleeping." "And your brother isn't here." "Where are you going?" " A girl's modesty is in danger." "Hey you !" "Why were you coming like thieves from the roof?" "This is my house ... I may enter my house from roof or window or door - it's my choice?" "Do you doubt me?" " No, I don't." "On the oath of your uniform - you aren't messing with my sister." "Not until now, but the way you're blaming, I think I should do ..." "What're you thinking ..." " To make you my brother-in-law ..." "Let's go to some disco Let's go out for dinner"" "Sir, send me back to my home and Pyare Mohan to his home." "Now I won't allow Pyare Mohan to live in my home." "Look Arjun, not only Pyare Mohan your sister too loves him." "Sir, she is innocent." " But she is an adult." "And I know although you're hard on him, but you too like Pyare Mohan." "You haven't found about murderer - perhaps you too have affair with ..." "What do you mean?" "Are you swimming, baby?" "We too had to swim in cold water because of you." "He has cold." "What if he gets pneumonia?" "She's so stupid." "Lives in a policeman's home instead our home." "By living with us you'd have saved your life and you'd have fun too." "There she has only tall man." "Here you can have fun with me, with him." "Now tell quickly what should we do with her. I'm very cold." "We've to kill her." "She too knows about that." "Hey !" "Where are you going?" "What are you doing?" "What happened ... ?" "Who is he?" " He ... ?" "No, not that one ..." " Why did you point to him?" "What're you doing." "He isn't that !" "I brought you to recognize a man." "You're so confused !" "Can't you recognize a face?" " l can recognize." "Then why don't you recognize?" " Should I recognize a wrong one?" "I'm already disturbed and you shout over me. I'm leaving." "Where are you going?" "Neha ..." "It's not good to be so angry ... I don't want to talk - why are you after me?" "I don't know you." "If you don't know him - then try to know us ..." "Let's go home." " Why?" "It's not time for pranks - these goons are after me." "These are goons !" "No." "The look fine people" "Hey tall man." "Leave the girl and run from here." "See." "How decently they talk." " You move your tongue too much." "Brother, not only tongue - Sometimes I move my hands too." "See how decent are these people." "The don't even talk." "Unnecessarily made me beat them." "Let's go." " Where?" "We will go home." " Unnecessarily you're after me." "This had to happen one day." "What had to happen has happened"" "Pyare !" "Dear Arjun Singh - How are you?" "My dear." "How are you." "We have met after so many days." "Won't you hug me?" " Let's go out to talk." "He has just come." "Let him have tea" " He doesn't drink tea." "I drink coffee." "I'm craving to talk with you." "I'll take care of all your craving outside." "Why outside?" "You can talk with him here" "You love him so much - you have put his photos all over." "He looks good in photos not in home." "Come." "Come on Neha, let's go out." " Neha won't come." "Why not?" " See." "That's why I complain about" "He has put me in this jail." "Never takes me out." "Now I've come." "I'll take you out, promise." "This is my case." " Since when we became different." "Helping one another is duty of every police officer." "I don't need your help." "I'll handle this case myself." "Are you ready to handle this case?" " l don't understand." "Unless two parties agree love doesn't flourish." "Do you love him?" " Eyes down - means yes." "Do you love her?" "What nonsense !" " Come on Neha." "Neha won't come." " Do you love her." "What nonsense." "Say it else you lose age so shall you lose this girl." "Yes ... !" "Sir, looks you're taking her." "I mean taking her out." "Seema, how will this card be for Pyare." "Not Pyare - Say Inspector Pyare Mohan." "Call your would be brother-in-law with respect." "You mentioned Pyare Mohan - Does he really love you?" "Yes." " And I too love him very much?" "What happened?" " He has affair with me too." "What?" "Brother was right ..." "Pyare isn't trustworthy." "He has been cheating us both." "How many more girls will he cheat?" "What did he do ?" "He has played with our hearts." "On one hand he showed false love to me." "On the other hand he showed false love to me." "He has cheated both of us." "Let me call Pyare Mohan." "Did you call me, sir ?" "Do you know them ?" "He isn't Pyare Mohan." "He is Arjun." "He is Pyare Mohan." "Arjun Singh is my brother." "Seema doubts me because of you." "Do something." "Why did you lie that you aren't Arjun, you're Pyare Mohan?" "Cool down madam." "We lied because of you." "Because of me?" "I told him to meet you as Pyare." "You're adamant to talk with Pyare and no one else." "Couldn't you tell the truth afterwards ?" "I told him to lie to you." "You're a liar." "I don't want to talk with you." "I too don't want to support a liar." "Pyare, do something !" "Sir, you help us in this situation" " Yes, I'll." "I think there should be a song in this situation." "Give me your heart ..." "And take my heart in return ..."" "Better late than never." "You've fulfilled my desire to see my daughter-in-law." "From today, you'll live here." "Yes, a daughter-in-law was needed in home after Seema is gone." "Ma needs come companion." "Where is Seema going ?" " Won't she be married ?" "Only if we find a suitable boy ?" "No mischief, brother-in-law." " Don't be abusive." "If you want to call me bro-in-law then you first get married." "What are you conspiring about?" " Nothing ma." "Nothing ?" "Ma knows everything." "Even when she is asleep - she keeps her eyes open." "Nothing can go on in this home without my knowledge." "I've always liked Pyare." "Good that I got a daughter-in-law as well as a son-in-law." "May God always keep you happy and never let you face any difficulty." "A car is coming ..." "May I go and crash with it." "Go and crash." "But be careful." "Won't you exhort something ?" " Sure." "But be careful." "Won't you exhort something ?" " Sure." "But be careful." "Oh my God." "He's same policeman !" "You hit the policeman, idiot." "Oh my younger brother." "Come out you bastard - look what have you done ... !" "I'm sorry. lt was a mistake." "Please listen ..." " What can you say?" "You've killed this man." "Don't you know how to drive?" "Please don't drag us to police - let's settle here." "How do you want to settle?" " Tell us what do you want?" "Elder brother !" "Light is going away from my life." "I can't see." " He can't see." "I am dying brother ... !" " Don't die brother." "Take this money." "Take him to some hospital." "Money is okay for hospital - Who'll give doctor's fee" "This is for the doctor - who'll pay for the medicine?" "We've only this much." "is this ring real?" " Yes, it's real." "This one is real too." "Take this." "Take his watch." " Yes take off the watch." "You give your necklace." "I'm very cold, get his jacket." " He's cold - take off the coat." "I've headache - get his cap." " He has headache, give your cap." "What is this?" " My car key." "Give it to me." "Otherwise, how will I take him to the hospital ?" "I'll go in car." "Can't walk." " Move, else car will hit you." "Elder, we don't have pants - can you pull off their pants ... ln my whole life I haven't seen a thief dressed as a saint." "Don't accuse a saint, child - you'll become a sinner." "I think he is the biggest sinner." "Come to my child, I'll remove all your doubts." "Come." "I'm not afraid." " Come to me." "Here. I've come." "I can tell that you've purse in your right pocket ..." "Yes of course a purse ..." "will I carry a nurse in my pocket?" "In that purse you've 685 rupees and 12 coins." "I know I've 685 rupees but let me se if there are 12 coins ..." "Yes. I have 12 coins." "Not a big deal." "He must have removed my purse and put it back." "If you still don't believe I can tell you one more thing." "You're in love with a girl named Vaishali." "Vaishali's father is unhappy with such alliance ..." "He has tried to kill you twice." "He failed both times - but he will be success the third time." "Save me please." "I don't want to die." "I'll do repentance for my mistakes." "What do you want to do?" " Repentance ..." "Okay." "Hold this in your hand." "I'll chant 'mantras'." "Put it in the fire with my recitation of 'swaha'" "Whose baggage is this?" "Hey, why do you look to the baggage like this?" "Whose baggage is this?" "Some queen had come here and she left her baggage ... !" "You stupid, we are standing near the baggage and it lies before us..." "Would it be belonging to your dad ... !" "Does all this belong to you two ?" " Why not ... !" "This bag contains my right socks." " This one socks of my right foot." "In this, shoes of my right foot." " ln this shoes of my left foot." "This contains my dhoti-pants." " This contains my kurta-shirts." "That one contains my combs." " This contains looking glasses." "Enough ..." "All this will go in a tempo" "Hey, come here." "Who's in charge of Tempo Stand?" " l sir." "Who's the owner of tempo No.MYH22104?" "It doesn't seem to be the tempo of this stand, sir." "Who is the owner of this flying carpet tempo?" "I'll be back soon after attending to that customer." "Baggage goes in the tempo - not in your mouth." "Shut you mouth." "Are you okay?" "Put baggage in tempo." "I'll be back ... !" "You make policemen wait in sun." "How dare you put your finger in policeman's nose?" "We'll come again tomorrow." "Find his address else I'll arrest you." "Where did this tempo man go?" "Perhaps he is not in a mood to rent his tempo." "Then, what should we do?" " Let's drive it away." "They are very shameless ... !" "They've followed our one tempo with 20 tempos." "Now, what shall we do?" "As usual." "Come on." "Those of you who like to be punched should go to him." "Those who prefer to be kicked should go to him." "What is going on?" "Trouble in thieves' bazaar !" "Looks like they're shooting for a Hindi movie, Sholay." "These two are proving stronger than those twenty ... !" "Why did you unnecessarily started messing with these two?" "For first time I'm seeing Jackie and Bruce Lee in Dhoti pants." "What's your respected name?" "Respect to the one who has created this world." "People call me Sharafat Ali." "Tell me brother Sharafat Ali - where does one sell stolen goods." "You're asking address of barmaid at the door of a bar !" "This entire market is called Thieves Bazaar ... and this shop belongs to its uncrowned king Sharafat Ali." "Tell me what do you want to sell?" "We want to get rid of everything in that tempo." "Where from did you steal all that baggage?" "We robbed a train." " What?" "Rail train." "We don't rob planes as anything we throw will be broken." "You are a good comedian." " l do light comedy sometimes." "Who are you guys?" " He is Big Brother." "And he is my Little Brother." "This man's name is Sharafat Ali." "In last 9 years Sharafat has not earned any money " "But he has earned good name." "That's good." "Both you name and deeds are good." "But how did you enter this business." "Out of anger." "I came from Bhopal to Mumbai for sight seen in my Jonga Jeep." "I parked my jeep for tea and when I came back ... my Jonga jeep was being sold in that shop across from here." "That shop ?" " Yes." "Its tires, engine and steering were taken apart." "I said to the shopkeeper - brother, this is my Jonga." "He asked, which Jonga ... ?" "Now you'll have to buy it." "I asked why should I buy my own Jonga. I was angry." "I told him not to mess with Sharafat Ali." "After that day I established in this thieves market." "I will steel his goods in night - and sell those to him." "Gradually I took over the thieves market." "Today his shop doesn't have even one stolen hanky." "But some day in Sharafat Ali's shop Taj Mahal will be sold." "This is the list of their goods." "10 bridal dresses ... bridegroom's sword ... 75 pair shoes ... 100 mangalsutra ..." "Where did you get all this?" "We robbed a full train compartment." "Forget all that." "We hear Bombay is good place for fun ... !" "Show some good time to us." "You've befriended Sharafat Ali." "I'll do something for you." "Elder and Little Brothers have come to Sharafat Ali ..." "Show them some colorful dances." "Some love us ..." "Some offer their lives."" "What do we hear this !" " You went to brothel last night !" "You danced with courtesans !" " lt is unbelievable, sir !" "Who says I'm sir. I'm blind in one eye. I'm an idiot ... ..." "Why are you saying bad things about you?" "How did you get these injuries, sir?" "You're asking about injuries?" "You're adding insult to injury?" "You say as if we're responsible for your injuries !" "Yes you are !" "Do you know what you did to me last night?" "What did we do?" "You used foul language." " Did we ?" "You showered currency notes." " Did we?" "And you pushed me." " Did we ?" "Yes, you !" "Sir, what nonsense are you talking?" "Don't try to explain." "This is my last warning to you." "If you do it again, I'll have your uniform removed ... and have you thrown behind bars." "Don't go back to police station." " Fine, we'll go to hill station." "You will go to a film shooting." "We aren't interested in seeing a film shooting." "I'm not sending you to see a film shooting." "In fact film industry people are getting threats." "Madhuri Dixit too has been threatened." "You both to get her report." "Oh, she is Madhuri." "Yes really !" "She is Madhuri !" "Our Madhuri is being attacked." " We'll teach them a lesson." "Who has dare to cut us?" " What happened?" "They aren't really attacking me." " How dare they attack you?" "You've misunderstanding." "We are shooting here for a movie." "Who are these people?" "They're inspectors." "They came to my home for taking my report." "I called them here. I'm sorry." "We'll do this shot again." "Madhuri, please forgive us." " We didn't know you're shooting." "Bahadur, serve them cold drink or tea and bring chairs for them." "You sit here." "You look very nice in dhoti-pants and kurta-shirt." "Do you understand?" " Yes !" "Chair, tea, cold drinks." "You look very nice in Dhoti-Kurta." "A girl praises only when she has some kind feelings in heart." "Have a taste of my love Don't by shy, my darling."" "You got a daughter-in-law." "No." "You got a sister-in-law." "Have you gone crazy" " Madhuri will become your daughter-n-law." "No, Madhuri shall become your sister-in-law." "Why are we fighting." "Let's ask Madhuri who shall she marry?" "Sir, madam has called you." "I'm sorry - l made you wait." "What do you say?" "When you can wait for me for so many years ... can't I wait for a few hours?" "I don't understand?" " What's so hard to understand !" "We started loving at first sight and have decided to marry ... who had thought this will happen?" "Not me." "What nonsense are you talking?" "Don't worry." "You work in movies as long as you like ..." "After you get bored - we will get married." "Get up ... ..." "Oh madam ..." "What happened?" "When I went there - Madhuri was on my chest." "She started crying." "But I thought - l am a thief." "I've no life, I've no home ..." "How can I make Madhuri wander with me after marriage." "So, with heavy heart, I told her I can't marry her." "She can marry any hero." "You made a sacrifice." "But I won't." "I'll live in Madhuri's bungalow." "Watch." "How I make her agree." " Go !" "You too will be beaten." "This must be very tiring." "From morning till evening - so many people, so much work." "Listen." "Your partner's no manners." "He doesn't know hot to talk." "But you look sensible tome." "I know he isn't suitable for you." "He just came after you." "I am suitable for you." "Try me." "Ask me to dance, fight, sing or even to hug you." "You try me anyway, Madhuri." "Get up ..." "Get away from here ..." " But what happened." "What kind of inspectors they are !" "But Madhuri, what happened?" "You have come again." "You said you'll give your statement here !" "I'll complain to police commissioner, I'll have your uniform removed." "Madam, please speak decently." "Now you'll teach me decency !" "Bot of you want to marry Madhuri Dixit." "Sir, please listen to us." " l don't want to hear anything." "Have you seen your face in the mirror?" "One is so tall that he has no end." "Other ends even before starting." "Sir, I'm about your height." "Why are you being personal." "Sir, you don't know these heroines." "They've hidden agenda in everything" "She wants publicity by associating her name with us." "Publicity?" "Then why doesn't she associate it with a Commissioner." "It was my mistake to send you." "Now I am going to her." "He will be beaten." " He'll be beaten very badly." "Are you leaving?" " Yes." "On duty." " l am going on duty." "Do you remember anything other than your duty?" "Yes I remember." "What?" " You." "What is the day today?" "Tuesday !" " What else?" "23rd March." " What's importance of 23 March?" "Why are you puzzling me?" "Tell me what's the matter?" "Today is Seema's birthday." "Oh my God!" "I forgot such important day." "Seema !" "Many happy returns of the day." "You were borne today and you have grown so much." "Neha must have told you this." "Don't say that." "Can a brother forget his sister's birthday?" "Rather I told Neha that today is your birthday ... and she should not forget to wish you." "Neha wished me early morning." " What should I do ... !" "Wait." "Let me put something sweet in your mouth." "Make all preparation for evening." "We shall eat cake and go for dinner" "Why did you tell her?" "You embarrassed me." "You forget and show anger." "Do you remember anything else?" "is there anything else?" "Maybe your birthday !" "You had promised to give a necklace to Seema." "Oh my God." "What is wrong with my memory." "Let me do like this. I'll order it with Popley Jewellers on my way." "You can pick up from there." "Okay. I'll bring it on my way home." "What are you looking around, sir." "Any restriction on looking around?" " No sir." "I can select only after looking." " Yes, do select other things." "But before that look at this one you asked us to make for your." "This my necklace." " Yes you selected this one." "Why did you take the trouble of coming. I was about to send it." "Yes I did take the trouble, but ..." " Don't worry." "You can pay later." "Money isn't going anywhere." "Please take it." "This is a strange city." "I get everything effortlessly." "I didn't expect you will pick up the necklace." "Necklace?" " Come on." "Where?" " Home." "Why are you dressed like this?" "Were you following somebody?" "What's that girl doing to the Elder brother?" "Come on." " Where are you taking me?" "Why are you pushing me?" "She is taking him in the car !" "Come ..." " Where?" "Inside." " Why?" "Come in the house." "No I won't." "Why are you behaving like this?" " What are you doing?" "You're forcing me." " Yes, I am forcing." "You've come before time today." "And what clothes are you wearing?" "This is Dhoti, this is Kurta and this is scarf." "Don't ask again." "Good you've come." "Where is other?" " Who?" "She know the younger brother too !" "Who's that?" " What are you looking for?" "What am I looking for?" "Why?" " Come inside." "Inside?" " Now even brother has agreed." "Without asking me?" " Come on." "Strange !" "Today both have come well before time." "But why are you wearing these clothes?" "Everybody is asking about clothes !" "We aren't naked." "Isn't enough we're wearing clothes?" "Why are you being cross." "Perhaps some criminal has upset your mood." "Where is my necklace." " Hear." "I'll wear it." "You came back so soon." "What do you mean?" "I've come on time." "Money wasn't going anywhere !" "Okay, give it." "What?" "Money." "Why?" "Don't you trust policemen?" "Do you think I'll go away without paying you." "Sir, I didn't say that." " Bring the necklace." "Are you joking?" "You took the necklace half an hour ago." "What nonsense?" " lt's not nonsense, sir." "By God, I had given you the necklace in presence of everyone." "Why don't you say something?" "Why all of you are quiet?" "So, you've already prepared your witnesses." "Do you know punishment for cheating and lying to a policeman?" "You're lying." "Taking advantage of uniform you don't want to pay me." "But I'll take it from you." "It was a necklace of Rs.100,000." "How does it look brother?" " She called me brother." "And she is showing it too?" " A good thing will look good." "Why are you talking like this?" " l'm talking with my mouth." "First you're wearing rustic dress and now you're talking rustic." "You don't like my language and clothes. I'm going from here." "Yes, we're going from here." "At least eat the cake." " Cake !" "No knife ... !" " l'll bring right now." "Wait." "Do you need a knife?" "Here it is." "Since when are you carrying a knife?" "We got to carry." "We're in dangerous work." "But such a big knife !" " We do big jobs." "Can't carry nail." "Take this." " Cut the cake." "Oh you want to cut this one." " We cut so many thins with it." "Seema." "Call mommy." "We'll eat with mom." "Yes, right now." "There is no water in the glass." " l'll bring it." "Come mother. I want to feed you with my own hands." "Your mood keeps changing." "Now you're angry, now you show love" "Mother is always lovable." "You eat mom." "I'll feed some rice to her." " You must eat from my hand." "I've eaten so much that I feel very sleepy." "Yes, it's showing effect." " What's showing effect?" "It's effect of the food." "Nice food always causes effect." "Indeed, food was nice." "I'm feeling sleepy." "We will carry her." "Give my darling, please give me ..." "Take my love in return, take it..." "Who can that be?" " You look." "There is nobody." "It is only a looking glass." "Yes, indeed." "But we're in Kurtas." "On the other end they're in uniform" "What?" " Police uniform." "That's the problem with girls." "Little delay." "They lock you out." "That's why I never want to marry" "Do you understand?" "Oh !" "Double roll." " Yes." "The are policemen. lf they catch us they will beat us." "I've a master key." "Look, they are sleeping." "They aren't concerned about us." "And they had invited us for dinner." "Come on." "Let's serve ourselves." "Where is Sharafat Bhai?" " He was arrested in a police raid." "What is the use of our friendship." "We are out, and he is n lockup !" "Which police station did he go?" "Why don't you go ahead of me?" "Are you taking me, or am I?" "I am taking you." "Sir, he is Sharafat Ali." "He was caught buying stolen goods." "Hey constable." "By God you've brought me to right place." "Get up ..." " What are you doing brother?" "This uniform has made you forget you friend !" "You look ver impressive in this uniform." "You slapped on the face of friendship." "Now I get it." "You're slapping just for showing these constables." "But you slap me lightly - l will cry very loudly." "Why are thrashing me for real?" "Tell me who you buy from and where do you sell?" "If I tell truthfully, you too will be in a problem." "Will I be in a problem?" "He is punching unabated." "I think I'll have to speak the truth." "Hey listen everybody - l buy stolen goods from him." "Do you buy from me ?" " Yes." "You sell stolen goods to me." "Lock him up." "Don't give him food for two days." "That will teach him a lesson." "You seem upset." " He says I sell stolen goods." "When did you start?" "Who is speaking?" "Get read for promotion." " Why?" "A big smuggling deal is being planned near Mulund crossing." "Where are you speaking from?" " From my mouth !" "No nonsense !" "Who are you?" " l am an informer." "Don't you understand this?" "What happened?" " Mulund." "Mulund?" " Crossing." "No.2 Smuggling." "Who was he." " An informer." "Sir, you came back so soon." "Do I need your permission?" " No, I mean ..." "What happened to you?" " Do I look sick ?" "Do I look stupid." "Remain in limit, else ... I'll take off your uniform and make you run naked in the desert." "Where is Sharafat?" " ln the lockup." "You said put him in the lockup." " When did I say that?" "Cool down." "He might have said that." "Didn't he say?" " Yes." "Now I say, let him go." "But sir, you said to put him in the lockup." "You stay back." "He has already beaten." "Maybe now it's your turn." "Why do you talk like this." "Maybe it makes you happy." "He slapped my cheeks like punching bag." "What are you saying Sharafat?" "How can I dare punch you?" "Not once, but many times." "Ask them." "They were laughing." "Were you laughing?" "Don't say no." "I don't like to hear no." "I'm a very rigid police officer." "You haven't seen my temper yet." "Who caught dacoit Mohar Singh?" "I was on vacation that day." "You tell me." " l had gone out for collection." "You tell me." " By God, I didn't catch him." "What about you." " l can't speak, I am dumb." "Really. lf you are dumb then I don't have hands." "They are refusing to admit as if I am going to blame them." "In fact I caught the dacoit Mohar Singh." "When I went out to catch Mohar Singh, a fierce chase took place." "He was running ahead, I followed him in my jeep." "His feet got hurt and came in my hand." "I invited him to sit in my jeep." "I told him ..." "You run when road is good so that I can catch you." "On good road I asked him to run again." "That road ended in a jungle." "I followed him on foot in to a swamp." "Mohar Singh jumped out to other end of swamp." "When I tried to jump I go caught into the swamp I was being drawn into the swamp." "I was all-alone." "No animal, no man, not even a bird." "Gradually I was going deep into the swamp." "What are you looking." "It's a matter of being afraid." "I didn't know how to save myself." "Suddenly I'd an idea." "I went to a nearby village." "I bought a rope, pulled myself out and came back here." "You talked too much." "Sharafat is out." "Before they come." "Let's run." "Take me with you." "If anybody asks for me - tell him I'll be in my home." "If there were few more policemen like you India's prisons will be ... and all criminals will be free." "Trust me, sir. I had locked up Sharafat Ali." "You mean they are lying." " Yes sir." "No sir, we're telling the truth." "Sir, he made us say whatever he wanted us to say." "He slapped if we said no." " Pyare always seconded him." "They are obviously lying - but I don't know why !" "Arjun was telling us stories." "I will ..." " You shut up." "You speak." "He used cane to make us agree to whatever he said." "He said he caught dacoit Mohar Singh." "And said, never say no." "You arrested Mohar Singh." "You can't arrest an ordinary criminal." "How can you arrest Mohar Singh." "I've decided to give you one last chance." "You know 1/2 Kohinoor diamond is in England ... and the other 1/2 has come back to India." "That 1/2 is kept in museum so people may see it." "I've decided to put you on duty in that museum." "If anything goes wrong don't say that sir, we were not there." "Don't worry, we'll protect the diamond more than our own life." "This is 1/2 of Kohinoor." "Steal it for me. I'll give your asking price I read it'll be on public display after a few days." "It'll be delivered to you as soon as it is displayed." "Every time you forget my tea." " l'll bring it." "Why do you pinch." "What do you want?" " What do you have?" "All these things." "What should I bring for you?" "Bring two plates of everything." "Two plates?" "Are more people coming?" "We are enough." " Will two of you eat all that?" "Are you eating for the first time in life?" "What is happening?" "Perhaps Commissioner is losing brain along with his hair." "Bring the food I ordered." " How can I." "They ate everything." "There is nothing left in the kitchen except myself." "Put salt and pepper over me and eat." "Bring some tea." " How many dozens?" "What's happening?" "We're two - we'll take two cups of tea." "I'll see if there is any." "Chances are very remote." "What's happening?" " lt is a challenge." "By assigning security of diamond, commissioner has given a challenge." "Who ordered the tea." " You asked me to bring tea." "We don't drink tea." "We drink milk." "Or we take milk pudding." "Go, brink milk pudding." "Why are you bothering." "Better take the tea." "Kohinoor diamond will be brought to the museum today." "It will be displaced to the public tomorrow." "I think we should inspect the security today." "Here is the milk pudding." "What is this brother." " l knew you'll say this." "Didn't you say bring milk-pudding." " We said tea not milk-pudding." "I'll go crazy." "Hey, come here." "Here is your tea." "Give me Rs.1080." "What?" "Rs.1080?" "One cup of tea for Rs.540 !" " Kadir Bhai." "Why have you been calling me?" "They aren't paying for the food they ate." "Are you harassing the kid with your police uniform?" "Should a call Shyamu." "Who is Shyamu?" " Your Commissioner, Shyamlal." "He is my childhood buddy." "No." "Don't phone the Commissioner." "We'll give you the money." "What is happening?" "Take out the full amount - and his tip too." "Who is the security in-charge?" "So What?" "I'm the in-charge of this museum." "Security of diamond is my responsibility." "I'll let you in after investigating your right and left." "Will you investigate us?" " So What?" "Even thieves wear police uniforms these days." "Come in." " Seems crazy." "Did you see the arrangement?" "Yes we saw the inside arrangement." "We'll do the outside security." "You came back again !" "What do you want now?" "We've come to inspect security of the diamond." "But you just now inspected." " So what?" "Don't you eat twice a day?" "Don't you watch TV or wife twice?" "We may see twice or 1000 times." "Your duty is to show." "Show it." "Okay, come in." "Open the door." "We've put cameras all around." "Anyone approach the diamond will be photographed." "What's so special about it." "Anybody can dodge the cameras." "If anybody touches the showcase - all alarms will start ringing." "Did you see the function of alarms." "Guards, don't worry." "This was a demonstration." "Inspection of security." "No need to worry." "Similarly, if anybody picks up the diamond, the alarms will go on." "A strong light will be beamed from here to that cage above." "And the cage will fall on the head of the thief." "Oh, if the cage falls the thief will become an omelet." "There is a spot in the diamond." " So what?" "There is a cut in the diamond." "Cut in the diamond !" "What do you say?" "Want to give me heart attack." "Can't you see cut in the diamond?" " What?" "What are you talking?" "Can't you see cut in the diamond?" "Put your head above diamond." " Face and diamond on same level." "Now I'll slowly move the diamond." "Relax." "A demonstration is in progress inside." "Don't move your head." " Why?" "If you move, a light beam will strike the cage above." "And the cage will come down." "Then your head will become a half-fried omelet." "That's what I told you." "Oh why did you get me caught here." "What a shameful act." "You've brought shame to police department." "I sent you for security of diamond." "And you have stolen it." "Sir, it's false allegation." "We were on duty outside." "How can we go in to steal it." "Perhaps you don't know that there were cameras inside." "And your idiotic faces have come in cameras when you were stealing." "How can this happen, sir." "Why don't you believe us." "Sir, we have not stolen." "No, you didn't steal." "Your ghosts came to steal it." "Until today I've forgiven your small and big mistakes." "I covered them." "But today's mistake can't be forgiven." "You must be punished." "I suspend you." "Until the diamond is found you will remain in jail." "Why did you call so early." "We rushed without taking bath." "We know the museum is open." "We'll steal and give you diamond." "It has already been stolen." " What?" "Yes." "That's why I tell you to read the newspaper." "This is Mulayam's picture." "Pyare Mohan and Arjun Singh." "Good." "They have done our job." "We fear police but not so much that we can't get diamond from them." "Who are you?" " l don't know my own identity." "Your brother has caused to much trouble for me." "Out of fear I can neither sit at home nor walk on streets." "So I've taken shelter in your car." "I'm sure you'll save me from your brother." "Won't you?" "Good kids are never obstinate." " Move inside." "If my brother comes to know, he will take you to task." "We want your brother to know." "Do you want to get me killed." "Come over here." "This is not a diamond !" "This is a bomb !" "If you help us sell - we will get some money." "Entire Thieves Bazaar will be sold out but not this diamond." "Why?" "What is its value." " Crores." "I like this diamond." "Have it cut. I want a ring." "Have you gone crazy." "Where to sell." "Give some idea." "I know a man." "Outwardly he is an sculptor." "He buys stolen goods at international level." "His name is Zorawar." "Only he can give its price." "You got your diamond - give us our money." "That too in cash and quickly." "We got to move from here." "I got the diamond." "Where is the heroine?" "Which heroine." " Heroine." "Neha !" "What nonsense." "We don't know Neha." " You mean, Neha isn't with you?" "When we said we don't know - means we don't know." "Bring out the baby." "Brother !" " Brother !" "Did you recognize?" " Face looks familiar." "She is inspector's sister." "Brother, save me." "Look mister." "She is neither my sister, nor I'm her brother." "You mean this girl isn't your sister." "How many times do I have to say this." "is this man your boss?" " Yes ls he idiot, blind or deaf?" " Can't hear, understand or see !" "See." "Even your brothers don't care about your modesty." "Don't blame me." "Do it." "She is our sister." "We are bringing Neha." "But don't do anything to Neha." "Welcome." "So you got the real culprit." "We knew sir that someday you'll repent for your action." "You look very disturbed." "Neither I got the real culprit - nor do I repent." "I've come to tell you that your sister Seema ..." "What happened to Seema ?" " What has happened to Seema, sir?" "Somebody has kidnapped Seema." " What ... ?" "Please, sir free me from here for one day." "After finding Seema we shall put ourselves in your hands." "I'm worried about Seema too." "She is like my own daughter." "I've notified all police stations and blocked all roads." "No harm will be done to Seema." "But sir, who're the kidnappers - what do they want?" "What if something happens to Seema." " Nothing will happen to Seema." "Hey baldly." "Why these dry hiccups?" "If you can't see - open second eye." "Haven't you seen Ram aur Shyam with Dilip Kumar in double roll." "We too saw for first time in your home." "Whatever bad has happened in your life - we were behind that." "We stole the diamond too." " Where is the diamond?" "We came out by giving them the diamond." "Now they want Neha to release Seema." "Did you have any twin brothers?" " No sir." "Lost in childhood." " No sir." "Lost in a fair." " Absolutely not." "Where have they come from." " By grace of God, on public demand" "Your good luck has sent us to release your sister." "This is Zorawar's hideout." "We'll come dancing from stairs here" "We'll keep them entertained." "You feed them some intoxicants." "When shall we enter?" "When we finish singing we'll say ..." "You enter by breaking this glass window." "Look. I too will come with you." "What if you run away." "We are helping and this baldly uncle is doubting us." "We won't help you." "Better catch them alone." "Wait a minute." "Don't mind." "Sit." "If you sing and dance - l too would like to sing and dance." "Please take me ..." "Hey brother." "Do you remember when you have to enter." "They were to enter at this point." " Haven't come." "I told you don't trust them." "Start singing." "He's coming." " Clear up your throat." "You dance quite well." "Do you think we are stupid." "You thought we will be down with tiny bit of drugs." "This much we normally eat with our breakfast." "No one else will dance." "Now only these two will dance." "You think you're Mughal-e-Azam and we are Anarkali." "How much can we dance." "If you like we'll come to dance everyday - morning and evening." "But let us go now." "Start dancing else I'll put the bullet in you." "It is wrong. ln olden times dancers were rewarded with gold and silver..." "You're showing us gun - so we won't dance." "You've done enough." "Let's go respectfully soon, else ..." "Otherwise what will you do?" "What will we do ... !" "We will dance." "You did typically like policemen." "Why don't you ever come in time?" "We almost died dance." "Had you delayed more you'd see dead bodies." "You didn't die." "We came before that." "Why do you come in end?" "Why not early." "You always come in end." "And you're talking as if you have obliged us by coming." "Let them go." "We aren't going to spend all life with them." "We're going." "Forgive our misbehavior." "Goodbye." "Hey!" "Why are you ogling your eyes." "They are thieves, we're policemen." "Don't be surprised." "He is not your man." "That's over there." "That day you picked me from the jeweler's shop." "And then after the cake in your home, the food, the dance ..." "Now how can I thank you." "You were not my brother - yet you saved my life." "Why are you embarrassing me." "In fact we've nobody in this world." "That day when you affectionately called me as your brother ..." "My heart felt music of many strings" "So I felt I must help you." "In fact we did good deeds in confusion." "We aren't really good." "Why is our van going separate way from others?" "Are we being taken to some special jail." "What happened." "Why did you stop the van." "There are two dead bodies ahead." "We aren't dead bodies." "We got tired waiting." "Just give us a ride to the railway station." "Doesn't the man standing inside look like Zorawar." "He is actually Zorawar." "Shameless man has again cheated the police." "He is always coming in our way." "Those who like to be punched - come to me." "Those who prefer to be kicked go to him." "Did you play with him." "Now come, play with me." "Do you remember faintly?" " Yes I remember." "These bastards had made us dance too much." "Now we'll be Mughal-e-Azam - and they'll be Anarkali." "So everybody has been caught." "But the real criminal you took army to catch is missing." "Sir, we had locked him in the van." "If you had locked him in the van then how did he get out." "Sir, you got the diamond." " So should I leave real criminal." "I don't how did Zorawar vanish." "Here is Zorawar." "But where are you people going?" "India is a big country." "We'll do our business elsewhere." "What if I make arrangement for your livelihood." "is he proposing to take us into the jail?" "God has blessed you with good mind which you use for stealing." "Use that brain for serving the country and the law." "Will you work for the police?" "Where are you going?" "As a policeman you're showing hand to policemen." "Sorry sir, we made mistake." "These two look familiar." " Yes." "Who are you." "The van you're moving in used to be our van." "And the uniform you are wearing used to be on our bodies." "Why are they talking so insultingly with us." "Haven't you learnt manners to talk with your officers?" "If you talk like this again I'll make you run naked in the desert." "And remember." "We're very hard." "Never say no to us."