"[Pops Open Can]" "Sir, here's your beverage." "Ok." "We're almost home." "Yeah." "[Thunder]" "I am so sorry to bother you Mr. Shepard." "But we're so excited to have you on board." "Would you mind signing your book for me?" "Um, I didn't write that, April here did." "Um, would you mind?" "The read is truly riveting." "I mean, what you did is just incredible." "You're a hero." "[Laughs]" "Thank you." "Really." "We're actually having a signing in New York on Saturday if you'd like to come." "Really?" "You're inviting me?" "Thank you so much!" "And again, we're so honored to have you both on board." "Have a nice flight." "[Thunder]" "Fin, why aren't you having more fun with this?" "Come on, April." "Two of my friends were killed." "I almost destroyed Los Angeles." "And oh yeah..." "I got eaten by a shark." "How much fun do you think that was?" "I'm sorry, I..." "No." "I'm sorry." "It's just..." "All this attention is crazy." "That never used to bother you before." "Yeah but this is..." "It's different." "Well think of it like a vacation." "You're gonna go home and you're gonna see your sister... and your brother in law." "[Scoffs]" "Why don't you two just work it out?" "[Chuckles]" "You know what?" "Right now, I think I'd rather just focus on the hot slice of New York pizza." "[Laughs]" "[Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "[Whispers] I'm gonna wash my face." "[Knocking]" "[Sniffs]" " Are you ok?" "You sure?" " Yeah." "I'm fine." "Yeah." "[Sniffs]" "[Thunder]" "[Suspenseful Music]" "[Thunder]" "Are you sure you're ok?" " [Thunder]" " I'll be alright." "[PA System] This is Captain Bob Wilson, we will be starting our decent into" "New York shortly." "I just want to say thank you for flying Santa Mira Airlines." "It's a perfect way to fly." "Captain:" "What did you have?" "The chicken." "Chicken?" "I was going to try the fish but the chicken looked good." "Always Chicken on a plane." "[Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "Ladies and Gentlemen, as we begin our final decent we expect to hit a bit of turbulence so please fasten your seat belts." "[Click]" "I like how you say a little bit." "This is a lot of bit." " Oh this is not that much." " Yeah?" "We just want to make sure everybody is going to stay in their seats and not bounce around." "No lawsuits on my flights." "No sir." "Don't worry." "This is nothing." "Oh I've flown worse." "[Thunder]" "[Panicked] Flight attendant!" "Flight attendant!" "There's something on the wing." "Fin:" "There's something on the wing!" "Did you see that?" "What do you see?" " I-I..." " [Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "Mr. Shepard, you need to relax." "Really." "You guys are just experiencing normal turbulence." "There's nothing to worry about." "Are you ok, Mr. Shepard?" "You need to calm down." "I can't have you disturbing the rest of the passengers." "You got it?" "Ok." "Ok, I get it." "I'm good." "I'm alright." "[Thunder]" "Fin, what do you see?" "It's happening again." "Whoa!" "Did you see that?" " It looks like a bird." "No it's a bird." " No it's a bat." " [Children Arguing]" " Mother:" "Guys." "Guys." "Sshh!" "[Thunder]" "[Explosion]" "Flame on number 2 Captain." "I think we've been hit!" "Mayday Mayday Mayday." "It's flight 2-0-9." "We've lost engine number 2." "Request emergency clearance into JFK." "We're descending rapidly to 20,000 feet." "Jonni check number 3." "It's running a little hot." "Yes." "[Thud]" "What the?" "I've never seen anything like this." "JFK Tower:" "Flight 209." "Please report what is causing the disturbance." "Repeat, what is causing the disturbance." "Captain, we've gotta tell them something." "Tell'em what?" "[Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "We're going to be okay." "We're going to be okay." "[Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "Check those galley panels." "[Scared Voice] Ok." " [Crash] - [Co-pilot Screams]" "[Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "[Passengers Screaming]" "[Passengers Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "April:" "Fin!" "[Passengers Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "[Passengers Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "Air Marshall:" "Just hold on everybody!" "Hold on!" "[Screaming]" "Air Marshall:" "Just hold on!" "[Screaming]" "Fin!" "[April Screaming]" "Just hold on!" "Just hold on!" "I'm almost there!" "[Screams]" "[Grunts/Groans]" "[Screaming]" "[Screams]" "This is flight 2-0-9!" "The pilots are dead!" "I see the runway!" "I'm putting down the landing gear and heading for it!" "Clear out the runway!" "I'm coming in hot!" "[Screaming]" "[April Screaming]" "Air Marshall:" "Shark!" "Shark!" "Grab my gun!" "[Screaming]" "Behind you!" "[Gunshots]" "[Screaming]" "April:" "My hand!" "My hand!" "[Screaming]" "[Screaming/Grunts]" "[Screaming/Grunting]" "[Sirens]" "[Screeching Tires]" "[Grunts]" " [Passengers Clapping] - [Sirens]" "Oh, my God." "Oh man." " [Passengers Clapping] - [Sirens]" "[Splat]" "Welcome to New York." "[Music]" "[Music]" "[Music]" "[Playing Guitar]" "[Laughing]" "This weather is driving me crazy!" "One minute it's hot, the next minute it's cold..." "Hot, cold, hot, cold, make up your mind!" " Maybe you should pull your skirt down." " Ok you use to wear short skirts before you got old." "You know, the weather is crazy though." "I hope it doesn't rain today." "Alright the ferry to Liberty Island is on time, the game hasn't been canceled, there's nothing to worry about." " Perfect." "Alright, great so you guys have" " Yep." "a good time." "Don't forget to meet us at April and Fin's hotel for dinner, ok?" "Please don't lose the address." "It's right here," "What if something happens to your phone?" "That's what I got my boy for." "Photographic memory, keen sense of direction, part blood hound from your side of the family." "Alright." "Yeah..." "Oh and hey, Please don't hide from my bother tonight, ok?" "I don't hide from him, I just don't think he's ever uh... forgiving me for hooking up with..." "Ok, gross!" "You cannot say that!" "I think I recall me hooking up with you..." "Daughter:" "Nope!" "Either way, it was the end of the dynamic duo." "And which one of you was the Boy Wonder?" "I thought I was Batman." "Yeah, I love you." "Bye." "Have fun you guys, Ok?" " See you guys later, be safe!" " Be good." "Come on, let's get there early, maybe we can catch a little batting practice?" "You think David Wright is gonna hit a homer today?" "Maybe, he's been roping them lately." "Do you remember what you promised this time?" "Alright alright, I'm turning it off." "No more work, alright?" "All play all day." "Me and you." "Let's go." "Come on." "We have some new developments right now on a 747 that made an emergency landing at JFK airport this morning." "It happened at 7:33." "We're told it was a Santa Mira Airlines flight 209." "Reports that we're getting say it hit turbulence on it's decent, and that a passenger actually aided in the safe landing of that plane." "The plane flew into some kind of crazy weather pattern." "And a shark got sucked up into the engine." "Reporter:" "That's hard to believe." "Hard to believe that a storm bigger than anything you've ever seen before is about to hit Manhattan?" "Well guess what?" "It's about to happen, so here's the deal..." "You need to lock down the city." "You need to call the Mayor and have him put the National Guard on alert." "Get helicopters in the air with firebombs so they can throw them into the tornado." "Ok, I can see you're upset..." "I'm not crazy." "You gotta alert the city." "The people have to know the truth before it happens again." "E.M.T:" "Mr. Shepard, we're ready to go." "[Sirens Blaring]" "[Reporters yelling Mr. Shepard]" "Reporter:" "Mr. Shepard, do you have a comment?" "No I don't have a comment!" "Get that camera outta my face!" "Move out of the way!" "Nurse:" "Security can you grab these." "It's gonna be ok." "[Whispers] Stay with me." "Nurse:" "There you go." "Oh, no, no, sweetie, you can't in there." "She's lost a lot of blood." "But, she's gonna be ok." "She's in good hands." "I'll let you know as soon as there's any news." "Can you just wait over here?" "I'll be back, I promise." "[Nurse PA System] Dr. Hardman please report to Trauma C." "Dr. Hardman please report to Trauma C." "[TV-Kelly Ripa] Yes, Well did you notice how tall I was today?" "Michael:" "But-but they look good." "I like the hot red." "Yes." "Thank you very much." "Just for you." "I actually wore them today for who was suppose to be our first guest, you know April Wexler was suppose to be here." "She wrote this incredible book:" " How to survive a Sharknado." " [Audience Applause]" " Michael:" "You know what but her plane..." " Kelly:" "Very scary." "Her plane had an emergency landing at JFK." "I know." "It's a scary thing, so..." "And we don't know the status of the plane, so we're-our prayers are with her, her family, and" " all the other passengers." " Kelly:" "Of course Fin, her husband." "Michael:" "Fin, her husband and all the other passengers on Flight 209." "[Sirens]" "[Nurse PA System] Notice for Dr. Courtice." "Please report to trauma." "Notice for Dr. Courtice." "Please report to trauma." "Mr. Wexler?" "Shepard." "Mr. Shepard." "We're divorced." "Is..." "April ok?" "She's going to survive." "We were able to salvage some of the limb." "In time, she should be able to make a full recovery." "Is she a fighter?" "Yeah, yeah she's a fighter." "How much recovery time are we talking about?" "Varies with different patients." "Prosthetics have come a long way these days..." "I mean, with a little time, rehabilitation she'll be able to do a lot more then she thinks she can." "She's going to be waking up soon." "Let's get you to her room." "[Seagulls Chirping]" "It's pretty cool, huh?" "I first visited the statue of liberty when I was your age." "I've never realized she had feet before." "It's actually very interesting, the broken shackles around her ankles are about her being free and moving forward, and lighting the path to freedom." "Yeah, you just read that out of the pamphlet, didn't you?" "[Laughs]" "[Fin Whispers] Hey." "Hey baby." "Fin." "Hey, you're going to be ok." "Am I?" "April:" "The shark... kept chasing me." "And it had this huge scar across its face." "And I shot him in the eye." "But it took my hand." "It's like, he knew who I was." "No, he didn't know you." "If he did, he would have ran the other way." "I'm sure about that." "Why did you marry me?" "Because I wasn't perfect and you didn't care." "You love me anyway." "[Whispers] Now..." "You're gonna get passed that." "We're gonna get passed this." "But next time you offer to lend a hand, don't be so literal about it." "[Meteorologist on TV] We have a monster storm headed to New York City." "Let me show you exactly what I'm talking about here." "We have that southerly shark wind that's going to be pushing all the water north bound so we could see significant damage to homes that are right along the coast and then we have to worry about..." " [Meteorologist continues on TV]" " April:" "Not again." "There she is." "Lady liberty." " It's pretty cool." " Yeah." "Here." "Let's take a picture." " [Click]" " Got it." " [Laughs]" " Mom:" "Mmmm!" "Woman:" "Ellen!" "Polly!" "Chrissie!" " [Laughing] Oh the crew!" " Oh my God." "Hot mama." "Wow!" "Look at you all grown up." "You better be careful Ellen." "This one looks like she's going to be trouble." " Yeah I know." " As somebody else we use to know." " Alright." "Ok." "Zip it." " Mmhmm." "I was so worried you wouldn't able to make it." "Is your brother ok though?" "Yeah, he's ok." "Why?" "There was a crash at JFK." "What?" "What crash?" "It's all over the news." "Oh my God, I got to call him." "I'm sure he's fine." "Ok, well call him." "He called like 14 times." "[Phone Ringing]" "Ellen." "I've been trying to reach you all morning." "Oh my gosh Fin, are you Ok?" "Fin:" "Yeah I'm fine but April is in the hospital." "She's gonna be Ok though." " Oh my God that's horrible." " What?" "What's happening?" "April was in an accident." "Everybody's ok." "You've got to get back to Manhattan right away." "Of course, we'll come right away." "Look, the ferry runs every half hour." "Did you hear that?" "Fin:" "No, you can't wait half an hour." "The storm is coming fast, you need to get out of there now!" "Well, I'll try." "How am I gonna do that?" "Call the port authority." "Call the fire department." "Call anyone that's gonna listen to you." "You get back to Manhattan now!" "Mom, Dad's phone keeps going to voice-mail." "My God." "Fin listen to me, Martin and Vaughn they're at the Mets game, ok?" "I don't know, Martin's phone must be dead or something but, could you try to get to them?" "I don't have a ticket." "How am I going to find them?" "[Sigh] I sent April a ticket even though I didn't think you were going to use it." "Ellen:" "Listen, that ballpark is right on the river." "It'll be the first place it hits." "Go." "Save them." "I'll be ok." "Alright, I'll go." "Thanks Fin." "We'll meet you at the hotel." "Hotel." "Copy that." "What's gonna hit?" "You stay out of trouble." "I'm the one who's suppose to be saying that to you." "[Whispers] You stay out of trouble." "[Thunder/Lighting]" "What's going to hit?" "You guys." "Mom, what's going on?" "Since when are there sharks in Manhattan?" "You should probably ask my brother." "[Matt Lauer on TV] Ah we're going to take a look at the weather right now." "I have never in 56 years seen a weather pattern like the one we've had this summer here." "Matt, this is nuts." "We've already had record breaking heat." "Now we're talking" " about the potential of snow fall." " Snow in July." "I know!" "It sounds like a joke." "It is not my friends." "We have this artic air mass." "It's coming in." "It's going to bring at least 3 to 4 inches of snow." "Making it's way through the outer burrows parts of Northwestern New Jersey." "Same time, a massive low pressure system developing it's going to bring wind." "And it is going to bring torrential rains." "So we are looking at a convergence zone right over Manhattan... that is gonna bring weather you've never seen before, Matt." "This is unprecedented." "All you can do is just shake your head, Al." "Thank very much, and Al's gonna bring us the lasted developments on this bizarre weather, as they come in." "[Fin on the phone] Martin it's Fin." "When you get this message call me back on my cell phone." "Coming to get you." "If we don't connect, you've got to get back to Manhattan as soon as you can." "Hey, you know I recognize you." "You're that guy that got eaten by the great white and lived to tell about it." "How you doing?" "Why do you think I picked you up?" "This storm is gonna be a real ass kicker." "The other day, trashcans kept flying of the street, and hit me on the windshield." "Take a look at that." "Ah." "Almost crapped on my pants." "I got to get to the ballpark." "What?" "Baseball today?" "[Chuckles] You're lucky if they come out of the club house today." "It's not baseball I'm worried about." "[Radio DJ] Nathan Fast here on WTHS Asylum radio!" "Next up, we're gonna talk about the crazy weather happening here in New York City." "Looks like quite the storm brewing." "[Music]" "[Cheering]" "That's how you hit the ball." "You see it and you wack it!" "I don't know how they're playing like this." "It's so cold." "[Exhale] It's getting colder out here, man." "Yeah, I guess Fin is too Mr. California to come to Queens to hang for a game." " Right." " Too bad." "Yeah, love the way they're hitting today." "Just like old times, right?" "Yeah well, me and Vaughn are starting to uh... family tradition." "I dig it." "Yeah, I don't think Fin is gonna bite." "You guys gotta... work your beef out somehow." "Well, he's super Fin." "Let him work it out." "Guys, maybe Fin doesn't remember where we're sitting." "I'm gonna go look for him." "Alright." "He'll find us." "If he shows up." "[Cheering]" "What's the hold up?" "Why we slowing down." "Traffic." "This is New York you know." "Look Bud, there's gotta be some back way." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, keep your money." "I'll get you there somehow." "Taxi Driver:" "Just um, just answer me one question, ok?" "What does the inside of a shark smell like?" "[Chuckles]" "There's no words to describe that, pal." "I don't know, I always thought it would smell like..." "Chicken." "[Laughing]" "No." "Or smell like Salmon or Cod." "[Waves Crashing]" "Hey." "Looks like the ferry's there." "Let's go." "[Chatter]" "Man:" "Hey Can I get 4 hot dogs and 3 chips for the girls?" "Thank you." "Harland "The Blaster" McGuinness?" "[Low Voice] Quiet." "Jesus." "It's you." "7 time all-star 2nd basemen." "285 career batting average." "15 years Mets manager." "What are you doing waiting in line getting a dog here?" "Why aren't you in the VIP section, getting all that free food?" "Want to hear a story?" "Yeah." "About 25 years ago, man just like this..." "It's my last time at bat." "You remember?" "Yeah." "You struck out pretty bad." "My dad..." "Sitting down there, section C seat 117 and I let him down." "It's good seats." "It's my last time at bat and all I wanted to do... was to hit a home run for my pops." "Still feel him watching over me." "This game." "Once it's in your blood, never leaves." "That's a bummer man." "[Cheering]" "[Screeching Tires]" "Hey, hey." "Hey!" "Yeah?" "Hey listen, if you ever need a cab again, I'm Ben." "Just call me." "I'll be there." "I'm also an actor." "I can play you." "If they ever do a movie of your life." "If anyone's playing me in a movie, it's gonna be me." "Not a bad idea." "[Glass Shatters]" "I got to get out of here." "I'll move you to a different room." "No, I got to get out of the hospital." "I gotta go find Fin." "He's in the storm." "Ma'am, you've just came out of surgery after major trauma." "You're in no condition to leave." "You need rest." "[Hospital Loudspeaker] Attention all personnel, we are evacuating the east wing immediately." "Patients please remain in your rooms..." "I'll be right back." "Hospital personnel will assist you." "[Thunder]" "[Music]" "Fin!" "Hey there." "Skye?" "Yeah." "[Exhale] I haven't seen you since graduation." "[Laughs] Yeah." "What are you doing here?" "I was hoping that you'd come." "Everyone in the neighborhood still talks about you." "[Sigh]" "You look great." "You do too." "I forgot to give you something the last time I saw you." "What was that?" "Wow, um..." "I'm with April." "Your cheerleader?" "I thought you divorced." "Uh, yeah well its... its complicated." "We're uh... we're working through it." "Yeah." "It's cool." "Where the guys?" "Umm... section 112, row 22." "[Announcer] Ladies and Gentlemen it looks like we are going to have a little rain delay." "How you doing?" " Hey, hey, hey!" "Hey Fin!" " Hey!" "Hey Bryan!" " You 2 guys, hug it out." " Yeah." "Vaughn?" "Man you got big." "You haven't seen him in a while." " They grow like weeds." " Yeah they do." "Look, I don't know if you guys heard but we had to make an emergency landing at the airport." "Is April ok?" "She's gonna be fine." "But Ellen sent me to get you." "We gotta get out of here." "There's a storm coming." "It's gonna hit and it's gonna hit hard." "We gotta get out of here before the river overflows." "[Wind]" "Nah, this rain delay is gonna be over in a minutes.." "No trust me, we gotta get out of here now." "Come on!" "[Announcer] Ladies and Gentlemen." "Due to snow, the game has been canceled." "[Crowd Boo/Groans]" " [Audience Upset]" " Fin:" "Come on!" "Come on!" "[Crowd Screaming]" "Let's go." "Let's go!" "[Crowd Screaming]" "Grab something!" "Whew." "Batter up!" "[Crowd Screaming]" "[Crowd Screaming]" "This is for you Pops!" "[Electrocuted]" "[Screaming]" " This is happening here." " It could be happening to Ellen and Mora." "That was a good game!" "We were winning!" "[Screaming]" "Come on!" "Come on!" "This way." "[Screaming]" "It's alright, the 7 train is always running." "I'm not getting through." "Me neither." "We gotta get to the Bales Tower." "We gotta go home." "Take Mora home." "No, Bales Tower that's were she said to meet us." "She's gonna go through Manhattan anyway." "We're going there." "Dad." "If mom made a plan..." "She'd stick to it." "Alright." "Alright." "Alright." "[Train Approaching]" "Come on." "Let's go." "[Chatter]" "Fin:" "The tunnel better not be flooded." "Martin:" "The trains wouldn't be running if they were." "Fin:" "Let's hope you're right." "Awe, Lou?" "Bad news." "Yeah, you think they would have fixed it from all the flooding we had from the last storm." "[Chuckles] Yeah, you think." "Dispatch, we're on location." "Confirm flooding." "We're going in to shut the valves off." "[Heavily Breathing]" "There's more of them!" "They're getting closer!" "We need to move the boat faster!" "So many of them." "[Screaming]" " [Screaming] - [Electrocuting]" "[Screaming]" "Nooo!" "[Screaming]" "[Acoustic Guitar Playing]" "Martin:" "Thanks Fin." "Thanks for getting us outta there." "Nah, I mean it." "Vaughn... my boy could have been killed." "[Acoustic Guitar Playing]" "Can't believe I forgot my gloves again!" "Come on, What?" "Are you afraid of the dark?" "No." "Come on!" "You feel that?" "Feel what?" "That thing that just swam by my leg?" "Ah, it's gonna be one of those days, is it?" "Come on!" "Hurry up." "[Dispatch] You guys reach shut off valve I.R.T." "11-38 yet?" "That's the last one open." "Yeah dispatch we're almost there." "Bud here thought he'd seen an alligator." "[Dispatch] If you guys don't shut off the valve, the whole freakin' subways system's gonna flood." "Yeah, Roger that dispatch." "We're almost there." "I didn't say that." "Well you thought it." "[Screaming]" "[Screams]" "Look, I know we haven't been as close as we use to be." "Don't worry." "I'm never gonna let anything happen to your family." "I screwed mine up." "But you make Ellen and the kids really happy." "One of these days you're gonna have to teach me how to do that." "If I'm such a good family man... how come you have such a problem with me dating your sister?" "Never had a problem with you dating my sister." "How about that fight we got into?" "You left for California and you never spoke about it again." "Neither did you." "Look, when we were little we got into a lot of trouble." "Remember the dynamic duo?" " Yeah." " Yeah well." "We broke a lot of hearts." "We did." "How can I get a guy like that, marry my sister?" "Cause we were the same, man." "Exactly." "[Singing]" " What was that?" " What?" "Probably some giant subway rat trying to get in the train." "Maybe a hipster fell on the tracks." "They're pretty light." "Where is this damn train?" "[Slurping Soda]" "You should really be eating fresh too, you know." "We're in trouble." "Come on!" "Move to the next car!" "Move, move, move, move, move, move!" "[Chaos Chatter]" "Everyone to the front of the train, now!" "[Growl]" "[Breaking through train]" "[Screaming]" "[Screaming]" " Come on Bryan!" " Bryan!" "Don't mess with a Mets fan on the 7 train." "Bryan!" "Watch out!" "[Screams]" "Go, go, go!" "[Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "Fin:" "Go!" "I'm gonna help her!" "Go!" "I'll catch up!" "Go." "Go!" "[Screaming]" "We gotta stop the train!" "You know we're dead!" "We're dead!" "I got it!" "[Screeching Stop]" "[Chaos]" "[Screaming]" " [Passengers Screaming]" " Martin:" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "[Screaming]" "[Chaos]" "[Screaming]" "Aah!" " Fin!" " Fin!" " Did you see him?" "Did you see him get out?" " No!" " Fin?" " Fin!" "Fin!" "Fin!" "Fin!" "Fin!" "I'm right here." "I hate the subway." " You ok?" " You alright man?" " Yeah, come on." "Let's go upstairs." " Alright." " Uh..." " Fin!" "There's something on your left hip?" " Yeah?" " You might want to get that one." "[Grunt]" " That hurt." " That's gonna leave a mark." "Let's go." "Taxi!" "[Thunder]" "[Honking/Traffic]" "Hey Fin!" "You and your friends ok?" "How did you know where we'd be?" "Hey I've been driving a cab for a long time." "I knew if anyone was going to get out that pickle at the ball park, it'd be you." "Thanks for picking us up." "So uh, where we going?" "Bales Tower, please." "Ok, you got it buddy." "We could go to my school." "We'd be safe from anything in there." "That place is built like a brick prison." "We got to get your mother and your sister." "That depends on where he'd be safer." "Alright, Alright, you want me to stop here?" "You know what, he's gonna be safer with us." "Semper Paratus, right?" "I knew I liked that kid." "It's obvious which side of the family he takes after." "Ok folks, so what do we need?" "I need guns." "I need ammo." "Don't you know anything about New York?" "There's no gun shops in this city." "It's illegal." "He's right." "Find a hardware store." "Hardware store?" "What for?" "I gotta get a chainsaw." "Chainsaw?" "There's no chainsaws in Manhattan either." "I mean, you gotta go to Long Island or Jersey." "You don't want to go to Jersey." "We can't Fin." "We gotta get to Ellen, and my little girl." "Man do you really think there's gonna be one of those shark storms here?" "[All Together] Yes!" "Ok." "Weapons it is." "Ok, I'm also gonna need some propane tanks." "I'm gonna need some flares." "I'm gonna need a smoke alarm." "I'm gonna need duck tape... some wires." "What for?" "I'm gonna throw a bomb into the tornado." "It worked in L.A." "Fin, look around." "This ain't L.A, bro." "No kidding." "Ok." "Buckle up!" "Repent!" "Sinners!" "The end is near!" "You all will be destroyed!" "You must repent!" "Repent sinners!" "He has seen what you have done!" "You... [Thud]" "Hey man!" "That hurt!" "Come on!" "Get a job already!" "You will parish!" "You will parish in a head and bolt from above!" "Are you ok?" "Bless you child." "[Screams]" "Baby come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Honey!" "[Panicked talking over each other]" "Ladies, you ok?" "Listen we gotta get out of this storm." "My office is right down the block at the stock exchange, come with me." "We'll wait it out." "No, no, no!" "Come on!" "[Lighting bolt strikes]" "[Ladies] Come on!" "Come on!" " I'm a..." " [Screams]" "Fin:" "I thought you said there wasn't a hardware store?" "Well it use to be here." "There's gotta be some place else." "[Screeching tires]" "[Thunder]" "So you're coming to Magee's after work, or what?" "My kids have rehearsal tonight." "Severed head or bowling ball?" "The way you bowl, you might use a severed head you might do better." "What the hell you say?" "I bowled 6 flights last week." "Top of the line. 15 pounder!" "Bam baby!" "Wait till you see this strike!" "Can I have your old one?" "[Crashing/Shatter/Debris]" "[Screaming]" "Come this way!" "It's safer in here!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on, come on, come on!" "[Screaming]" "Out of my way!" "What are you doing?" "Do you know how to drive one of these things?" "Says the girl that flunked her driver's test." "You got it!" "Come on!" "Come on." "Mom!" "She's getting closer!" "Just like an arcade girls!" "[Girls Yelling]" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go, go, go!" "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "Go, go, go!" "[Traffic/Honking]" "[Honking]" "[Rumbling/Screams]" "[Today Show-Matt Lauer] We have breaking news there is random flooding right now throughout Manhattan." "We're going to have important details on street closures coming up." "Matt, additionally waterspouts now have been formed over the Hudson and East rivers." "They're actually moving into Manhattan towards each other." "So residents are encouraged to stay off the streets." "I don't want to alarm anyone but there is concern that New York maybe facing a shark storm" " similar..." " [Al Interrupts] Sharknado." "A shark storm similar to the one that tore through the Los Angeles region last year." "And Al has more details." "Matt, these-these Sharknadoes are actually a rare anomaly." "While they've been isolated reports in the past of marine life actually being sucked into storms." "A Sharknado is much more powerful and a lot more deadly." "I mentioned Los Angeles last year." "Anything learned by the situation there that New Yorkers need to know now?" "You've got to avoid going near one at all cost." "They're very unpredictable." "Think of it this way this is a twister with teeth." "Enough said." "Enough said indeed, Al." "Thank you very much." "[Thunder]" "If those 2 water spouts come into Manhattan and meet up..." "It's not gonna be a good thing." "[Sirens]" "Did you transfer Ms. Wexler?" "Everyone's in the basement Doctor." "[Sirens]" "Why we stopping?" "Well I'm sure you can find something around here." " What are we gonna find around here?" " Yeah!" "This is town square baby." "This is crossroads of the world." "You can't find it here, you can't find it anywhere." "Come on Marty, I'm gonna teach you how to improvise." "I'm sure you will." "Aren't you coming?" "Ben:" "What are you kidding?" "There ain't no parking here." "I'll stay with the cab, you guys go." "I'll wait for you right here." "Alright we got to split up." "Find any place that's open." "Grab anything you can use as a weapon." "You go looking for bombs, I'm going to go to the toy store." "For what?" "Well, you gotta have something to put the bombs in the tornado, right?" " Yeah?" " I got you!" "Let's meet back here in 10." " Alright." " Let's go." "[Honking]" "Hey, dummies, go around." "Can you see the flashes?" "Use your eyes!" "[Thunder]" "[Music]" "[Music]" "Vinnie!" "Sorry we're closing." "I'm just looking for Vinnie." "Is he around?" "Yo!" "Vinnie, you got a visitor." "Well look who's back from la la land." "Just in time for the end of the world." "What's happening Vinnie?" "What are you doing on a day like this?" "Don't you see what the storm has done to the city?" "I'm hope you can help me out with some emergency supplies." "Those propane tanks you had from all those summer BBQs." "You still got'em?" "Do you got a screw loose?" "Don't you see it's dangerous out there?" "I give you a slice of pie." "You're safer in here then out there." "[Crash through Ceiling]" "Aah!" "Take whatever you want." "Take it!" "Just take it!" "Alright Vaughn, we need propane bottles, road flares, and smoke alarms for bombs, ok?" "And any type of weapons we can find." "No propane." "But I found this." "It's a good idea son but I don't think it's what Fin is looking for." "I have something else in mind." "I'm glad you got the brains in the family." "Let's get out of here." "Come on." "You know I stopped here on my first date with April." "I owe you one." "[With New York Accent] Forget about it." "[Music]" "[Honking]" "Yeah honk honk. [Laughing] Good idea." "Yeah [Honks]" "I like that, yeah." "Hey dummies, go around." "See the flashers?" "they're on." "Yeah." "Use your eyes." "Dummies!" "What did you get?" "We got some of the stuff you needed." "We got enough for the bombs." "We need more weapons!" "[Thunder]" "[Music]" "[Music]" "[News Reporter] New York has now become the second city to be struck by the terror of a" "Sharknado." "Moments ago the waterspout came ashore, devastating the United Nations." "If the city choppers are down, there's nothing that's gonna stop them." "Fin:" "Step on it Ben." "We're gonna head back to the hotel." "I got to get to some place high where I can throw a bomb into the tornado." "Bales Tower is the second tallest hotel in North America." "Exactly." "When we get back to the hotel, you go into the lobby and you stay away from the windows." "That will be the safest place." "[Breathing Heavily]" "The bikes." "[Sirens]" "[Hospital PA System] Attention all personnel, patients and staff are to make way to the basement immediately." "I repeat, everyone in the building must get to the basement immediately, this is not a drill." "[Child Sobbing]" "I want my mommy." "Are you ok?" "[Sobbing]" "Ok, my name is April." "I'm gonna help you, ok?" " Ok." " But you need to take my hand... and I'm gonna save you." "But you have to trust me." "You gotta take my hand..." " I don't want to go." " Be brave." "We'll be brave together." "Come on." "Come on." "What are you doing?" "You can't leave the hospital." "I'm gonna go get my husband." "Take her to the basement, now!" "Thanks, April." " [Sirens] - [Screech/Thud]" "[Whimpers]" "[Meteorologist]..." "And these shark could be coming down at 2 inches an hour." "There's also gonna be significant wind." "It could be blowing sharks down Broadway." "So you do have to watch out for flying debris and also you have to worry about surge..." "Fin." "[Sirens]" "[Thunder]" "Geez!" "[Grow]" "Holly Sh... ark." "Skye:" "Oh my God!" "They're everywhere." "Skye:" "Fin!" "Come on Come on!" "[Grunts]" "Skye:" "Oh my God." "We can't get across that!" "We can't stay here." "We gotta go across." "Hey!" "Ben, do you have any rope in there?" "Yeah!" "I got some tow rope." "Skye:" "Fin's gonna figure something out." "Skye:" "He is." "He can do it." "You're gonna make me go first, aren't you?" "Careful Dad." "Go." "Yeah!" "Yes!" "[Clapping] Come on!" " Come on!" "Come on!" "Who's next?" " Skye:" "Let's go." "You can do it, Vaughn!" "You're gonna be good!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "You got it." "I don't know if I can do this?" "I can barely climb the rope in gym." "How am I supposed to swing over there?" "Just hold on to me kid." "It's gonna be alright." "I got you baby." "[Kiss]" "For luck." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Ya!" " Yes!" "Yes!" " Come on!" "You alright, buddy?" "Ben, you should do it." "Ah." "Wait." "Move it!" "Move it!" "Move it!" "Whooooaaa." "You can do it Ben." "But only one of my legs is real." " Come on!" " Let's go Ben!" "Keep your head up and you'll get to keep it." "You got this!" "Hook's on the other side." "Keep your legs up!" " I can do this." " You can do it!" "Hold on Ben!" "Hold on!" "Ben!" "Oh no!" "Oh!" "We'll try to find another rope!" "There's no time." "[Together] Frogger." "Yah!" " Yes!" " Nice, Nice!" "You got it!" "You know what you just did, don't ya?" "Don't say it." "He jumped the shark." "Let's get outta here." "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" " Ellen!" "Mora!" " Mom!" "Concierge:" "Can I help you?" "No one else is here." " We gotta go get her." " Wait." "Fin hold up." "Ellen is not the same little girl you remember." "She's taken Martial Arts, she's run in marathons." "My wife kinda kicks ass..." "She'll get'em here." "Let's get to the roof." "Come on." "Hold up!" "We'll go up to the roof." "You two wait here." "You get killed, she'll kill me." "Come on." "Let's go." "Be safe guys." "So what's so bad about being famous?" "I was famous when I was a surfer." "It cost me my family." "Because you were famous?" "Because I thought I was a star?" "I thought I deserved everything I was offered." "I was offered a lot." "You saved a lot of people in L.A, Fin." "You're uncomfortable with that?" "It's different." "When you got girls in bikini's screaming for you, it strokes your ego." "But when you got people thanking you for saving their lives...[Sigh]" "It's humbling." "The best thing that came out of that was a chance to put my family back together." "I can't risk screwing that up again." "If we'd married..." "I would have never let you screw that up." "[Sigh]" "To bad your father didn't think so." "It was a different time, Fin." "[Under Breath] Yeah." "And my daddy didn't love you." "I did." "And that's what should've mattered to you." "[Ding]" "[Honking]" "Polly come on!" "Keep going!" "Don't stop!" "I'm ok." "I'll catch up!" "Come on baby!" "Polly come on!" "Just keep going!" "I'll catch up!" "Mora, this way!" "[Screaming]" "Polly!" "Come on!" " We gotta get inside the hotel." " [Mora Crying]" "Let's go Mora!" "Come on!" "Come on Mora!" "[Thunder]" "Ellen:" "Martin!" " Mora!" " Mom!" " Are you ok?" " Yeah." "Thank God." "I'm so glad you guys are here." "Where's Fin?" "He said he was going to get you?" "He did." "He's up on the roof." "He's on the roof?" "Yep." "He's doing something dangerous again." "Of course he is." "Fin does what Fin does." "Didn't you try to stop him?" "I did but wanted to make sure that you two guys got here." "I'm so glad you guys are here." "[Ellen Crying]" "[Grunt] Come on." "[Thunder]" "Come on, Come on." "[Thunder]" "Come on." "Come over here." "[Thunder]" "We gotta work quick before the twisters merge!" "You sure this is gonna work?" "How are we gonna get these into the storm?" "I gotcha." " Sling shot." " Nice." "Told you to trust me." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Where you going Ellen?" "Where you going?" "I'm going up there." "Fin was very specific." "We're not supposed to get ourselves killed." "So it's ok for him, but it's not Ok for me?" "Mom!" "Just stop." " Mora:" "Stay here." " Martin:" "Stay here." "Stay here." "We are now receiving reports that the twisters from the rivers are about to merge." "Apparently this will happen right over the Bales Tower hotel." "And Al, the big question is first of all, what is drawing these two twisters together?" "And I don't even want to ask but what happens when they finally meet?" "Matt, I am really nervous about this." "If fact, I'll say I'm down right scared." "Here's the problem." "The island of Manhattan creates a lot of heat." "As the hot air rises, cool air is sucked in to replace it." "That affect is drawing these Sharknadoes to the very heart of this city." "Now if these two EF2 tornadoes merge... their power can actually multiply." "We could be talking about an EF5 Sharknado on the Upper East Side of Manhattan." "Matt, that's sufficient power enough to damage steel reinforced sky scrapers." "I've never seen anything like this." "Stay with us, Al." "We go live to Manhattan with weatherman, Raphael Miranda." "From our local station that's" "NBC 4." "Can you tell us a little bit more about what's happening down there, Raphael?" "Thanks Matt." "This storm is already taking a toll on the city." "The residence are panicked because of the sharks that keep raining down from the sky." "[Flare Ignites]" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "[Explosion]" "It's not working." "Let's double them up." "Come on." "Shark!" "Yeah!" "[Splat]" "[Glass Shatters]" "Let's double it up." "[Flare Ignites]" " Get it!" " Come on." "Come on." "Come on!" "Come on!" "[Explosion]" "Why isn't it working?" "Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York." "I'm glad you didn't die, Vaughn." "I kinda wish you did." "Then I'd get your room." "[Rumbling]" "[Ding]" "[Wave Crashing]" "Come on!" "Move it!" "Move it!" "Come on!" "The twisters are too close!" "We're not generating enough heat." "Let's make a big bomb." "Hmm, why not." "Skye:" "Looks good." "We work good together." "That was never the problem." "[Flare Ignites] 3-2-1!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "[Explosion]" "Skye:" "Crap!" "You're just making this up as you go along." "Let's keep that our secret." "Oh man!" "[Screaming]" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Vaughn:" "It's still coming." "How is that possible?" "If it keeps going, this building is going to fill up like a fish tank." "Except that these gold fish have big teeth." "Come on baby!" " Come on, follow me!" " Mom!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Ellen!" "Ellen!" "Where are you going?" "Up!" "The hotel is flooded and the water is rising." "Why are you coming down?" "Flaming sharks!" "[Explosion]" "[Screaming]" "Come on Come on!" "Move!" "Move!" "Go." "Go." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "[Grunts]" "We're trapped!" "We're going to die." "No, we're not." "Look the door is jammed but, theirs a fire escape on the other side." "If we can get it open." "Open it with what?" "That..." "We can't go down there." "Remember those bar fights we use to get into?" " Bait and switch." " Let's go," " Let's do it." "No, No!" "The fire is getting closer!" "Hurry guys!" "It's coming alright, on three..." "Hurry up!" "One." "Two..." "Hey over here, hey!" "Come here!" "Hey!" "Come on." "Hurry!" "[Screams/Grunt]" "[Grunt] I got it!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "Go." "Go." "Go!" "Martin:" "Fin come on!" "Come on." "[Screaming]" "Fin:" "Come on!" "Move it!" "We gotta get to the street." "[Sirens]" "Need a ride?" "Come on." "We are now receiving reports of a third twister coming ashore in downtown Manhattan." "This is the lightning storm that damaged the Statue of Liberty." "It appears to be moving North, at the very same time, the double..." "Sharknado." "Now appears to be moving south toward it." "Al, what's going on here?" "Ok, so Matt." "The tall buildings of Manhattan seem to be creating a wind tunnel effect." "Actually drawing the two storms toward each other." "Our current radar track shows them both headed towards the Empire State Building." "If the double Sharknado, should converge with the other..." "What?" "We're talking about a storm of biblical proportions Matt." "If they are not stopped we can be talking about unprecedented devastation in the heart of New York City." "Fin:" "We have very little time." "I need to know if the Freon tanks are still up there." "I will check with the chief." " We're good." " Yeah." "Let the Mayor know that Fin just arrived at the Empire State Building." "That's her, isn't it?" "The one from high school?" "She still likes you I can tell." "That's not important." "Me and you, that's all that matters." "Fin." "Fin Sheppard." "Mayor." "It's an honor." "Pleasure to meet you." "Listen, Fin we need your help." "I just have to get my family to safety." "Of course, of course." "Whatever you need." "You're the expert." "Well, last time that happened, it didn't go so well." "As a matter of fact, Los Angeles didn't really appreciate it." "Well this is the big apple, Fin." "When something bites us, we bite back." "We ban together." "We work together." "We fight together." "You're a New Yorker Fin.." "And your city is behind you." "Mr. Mayor." "I have to talk to Fin." "The freon tanks are still up there." "Just inside a control room." "Above the observation deck." "You got the schematics from the lightning rod?" "Yeah." "The twisters are expected to meet in about eight minutes." "This might work." "I don't understand." "What's your plan?" "Well we can't equalize the pressure with a bomb." "It's too dangerous." "And the twisters are to cold, right?" "Right." "Well if I can't blow it out, I'll freeze it out." "I'll throw the freon tank into the storm." "I have no idea if that's going to work." "But it's a moot point." "We don't have the explosives here to make that happen." "That's why we're going to use the lightning rod, to blow the freon tank through the building into the storm." "That's crazy." "You're going to get killed." "Maybe not." "But that's why I'm going to do it by myself." "No, no, no." "I'm coming with you, I almost lost you once and I'm not going to do it again." "April." "You can't help me up there." "Especially with this." "Promise me you won't die on me." "Hey listen." "Listen, if you're going to do it, you gotta get up there now." "Alright." "If this works it's going to take all the power out of the storm." "And there's a lot of sharks up there still." "People on the ground better be ready." "We'll take care of it." "Hey." "Why can't somebody else do this?" "Look, I did this once..." "I know... and I'm really proud of you, Fin." "And thank you for getting Martin." "And you saved my boys life." "Isn't that enough?" "You're family." "It's alright." "If you don't come back, I'm going to kill you." "You take care of them." "Always." "You know man, It was great to rumble one more time." "That we got to do that dynamic duo." "It was good." "What kills me." "You're always Batman." "[Meteorologist] ...the highest concentration of sharks." "That's where they're going to be falling the heaviest." "And you can see that's going to be making it's way on into New York City." "Just a monster storm for us." "We are talking about shark falling rates of two inches an hour." "So those sharks are really going to pile up here." "They're going to continue to race off to the north and the east." "If you do have advisories posted." "If you are told to evacuate." "Listen to those warnings and make sure you seek shelter." "Hey Fin!" "Thought you could use one of these." "And we didn't have to go to Jersey to get it." "Sweet." "Alright." "Listen up!" "There's a storm coming." "A storm the likes that you've never seen before." "Now I'm gonna go up there and I'm gonna try to stop it." "And there's going to be a lot of people down here that are going to need your help." "I know you're scared." "I'm scared too." "They're sharks." "They're scary." "No one wants to get eaten." "But I've been eaten." "And I'm here to tell you..." "Takes a lot more than that to bring a good man down." "[Crowd Agrees]" "A lot more than that to bring a New Yorker down." "[Cheering]" "[Screaming]" "[Chainsaw Revving]" "[Crowd Cheering]" "You're brilliant!" "[Cheering]" "Let's go show them what it means to be a hero." "[Cheering]" "Let's go show them what it means to be a New Yorker!" "[Cheering]" "Let's go kill some sharks!" "[Cheering]" "What are you doing?" "Don't even waste your breath." "This is my city too and you're going to need all the help you can get." "Let's go." "I have an idea." "But I'm going to need your help." "[Thunder]" "The freon tanks are up there." "We got to blow the tanks before the storms merge." "Otherwise it's gonna take out the whole building." " Let's do it." " Come on!" "Hey, where you going?" "To make the connection." "Ah, shoot!" "[Starting Chainsaw]" "[Saw Revving]" "I like the look." "Where did you get that?" "I got some help." "Alright... black to black." "Yeah." "You got to do it now." "Red to red." "Are we good to go?" "Yes!" "Then come on down." "Hurry up!" "[Thunder]" "Alright, you guys have to get downstairs." "Fin, I'm not going!" "Please." "Take her down stairs I'm going to blow up the top of the building!" " No, I'm not gonna go!" " You got to go!" "We're not going anywhere!" "[Lighting Strikes]" "Go now!" "Take her down!" "Skye!" "It disconnected!" "See if you can hook that up." "Got it." "[Heavily Breathing] Come on baby." "Alright." "You got it?" "Yeah, we're good!" "Then come down!" "I can't Fin." "The cable is to short." "I have to stay here and hold it." "Ahhhhh!" "Ready?" "Bring it on!" "Three." "Two." "Let the fireworks begin." "One!" "[Electrical Charge]" "Ahhh!" "[Explosion]" "[Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "[Cheering, clapping]" "Oh my God!" "What's that?" "[Crowd Frightened]" "[Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "[Gunshots]" "[Screaming/Grunts]" "[Chainsaw Revving]" " [Revving Chainsaw] - [Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "[Audience Screaming]" "Stay calm." "Stay seated." "[Screaming]" "This is a great idea, Vaughn." "Yeah, thanks dad." "[Screaming]" "[Crash]" "Aahh!" "[Starting Chainsaw]" "[Starting Chainsaw]" "[Starting Chainsaw]" "[Screams]" " We're still on?" " Al:" "Yeah." "I want to thank you for watching the today show." "We now resume are regularly schedule programming." "Ahhh!" "Fin!" "[Screaming]" "[Grunts]" "Yee-ha!" "[Crowd Chatter]" "Fin!" "[Grunt]" "Fin." "Are you ok?" "What about you?" "I'm ok." "I need a weapon." "[Gunshots]" " [Gunshots]" " Ahhh!" "Not gonna need this again." "But this..." "Baby..." "Baby... will you marry me?" "Again." "Is that a yes?" "Yes." "[Cheering]" "I'm proud of you son." "You did good." "Man:" "It's gonna blow!" "[Fireworks]" "I love New York." "[Music]"