" Woo!" "Woo!" "Woo!" "you notice a problem here?" "Coach." "Somebody keeps painting that out of bounds line right where I need to step." "Who do we talk to about that?" "now I know you've only played two games as wide receiver and you have the potential to be great-- if you stay in bounds. we might lose the next." "yeah." " So?" "So what I trip once in a while." "It's just a side effect of my mad skills." "Michael Irvin had mad skills." "But he didn't have any "side effects." " Using my favorite player against me." "Coach." " Do you know what's colder?" "The bench. but do you know what would really help you with your footwork and balance?" " What?" " Ballet lessons." " Ballet?" "Are you trippin'?" "but you are-- trippin' all over the field." " Oh..." " Mm-hm." " That isn't even funny." " This may be the way to fix that." "Sometimes I help my mom out at her dance studio." "You can take a beginner class." " Troy in a tutu." "Now that I'd like to see." " Make fun of my idea all you want." "But the truth is a lot of great athletes use ballet to help their game." "but no football player would be caught dead in tights." "here's your sports stockings." "Sawyer." "Psshht." "Tights." "wake up." "man." " Michael Irvin?" "Is that you?" "kid." " Well..." "I am extremely quick." "Just have this little... side effect." "you fall on your face." "dude." "Do you wanna be a football legend like me?" "son." "Now wake up so I can get outta this froufrou tutu." "where did that come from?" " Don't ask me." "It's your dream." " ♪" " ♪ You won't find me in the bleachers ♪" " ♪ Yeah that girl is one of us ♪" " ♪ I'm made of spice and sugar ♪" " ♪ She's pretty..." "she's pretty tough ♪" " ♪ Then add a little glitter ♪" " ♪ She off in a cloud of dust ♪" " ♪ And you get..." "you get... ♪ play maker ♪" "♪ Take the ball She'll see ya later ♪ teamlike ♪" "♪ Livin' like one of the boys ♪ she got it goin' on ♪" " ♪ Play like Friday night ♪" "♪ Kickin' like one of the boys ♪ she got it goin' on ♪" " ♪ One of the boys ♪ ompaniment]" " Troy?" " Shhhh!" "Don't say my name." "Call me by my alias-- Tito Moustache." " I can't believe you took my advice." "Toto." " It's Tito!" " Whatever." "What made you change your mind? but I had a dream where Michael Irvin told me to take ballet." " It doesn't sound crazy." "Sometimes dreams help us work out our problems." "So it wasn't really Michael Irvin telling you to take ballet." "It was you telling you to take ballet." "I'm pretty sure it was Michael Irvin." " I'm just glad you're actually listening to one of my ideas." "you just have to promise me no one is gonna find out about this ballet stuff." " I promise." "I'm your QB and you're my wide receiver." "That's a sacred bond." " Good because the rest of the team looks up to me and I don't wanna look stupid." "I look stupid!" "too." " Everyone else?" "it's a beginner class." "sweeties?" "rookie." " ♪ no." " This can't be happening." "is there a problem?" "Do you wanna talk about it-- a candlelit dinner?" "tiny man." " I love our playful banter." "stop talking." "We're watching "Baja Beach." "she is missing this." " Who cares?" "It's just one of them kissy girl dramas." "it is so much more than that." "Fernando." " You were saying?" " Shhhh!" "I must leave." "A general belongs with his army." "I swear I will marry your twin brother." "Rosa!" " He's all wrong for you!" " Correction--kissing and lame." "Oh!" " That was really good." "You've made a lot of progress in a week." "Tater." " It's Tito." "And I am crushing it." "check it." " Congratulations." "You're almost ready for the seven-year-old class." " ♪ and then Rosa told Fernando she was going to marry his twin brother." "I can't even..." " You have to watch with us tonight." "We're gonna drink velvet chai frappes and glitter glow our faces." "but I have to cover for my mom's ballet class again. but Kyle the Smile just walked in." "boy." "we'll give you some privacy." " Wait." "No." "I'm not ready for this." "I don't know what to talk about." "What do I say?" "Kyle." "Uh... salt?" "thanks." "I like salt." "I'm sorry we never got to dance." "too." " I was thinking maybe we could-- look." "It's Tito the terrible ballet boy." " Tito?" "What kind of name is Tito?" "And very far from my name." "little girl." "Britney." " What's she talkin' about?" " I have no idea." "I've gotta go." " Are you trying to put" " Kids and their crazy imaginations." "I blame television." "Let's go find your mommy." "Tito!" "she really seemed like she knew you." " I know." "That's weird." "I'm offended." "Let's go." " ♪" "Fernando." "I don't love you any more." "This is confused because I am not Fernando." "his twin brother." " What are you doin'?" "uh... ice road monster truckers... channel." " You're watchin' that kissy girl drama." "I was." "But it's not just kissy." "and some very foxy ladies." " How could you ever get wrapped up in some kinda of show like that?" " Hold your horses." "Does this take place on a ranch?" " A ranch." "A beach." "A castle. and some crazy chick named Rosa who has amnesia." "Quiet!" "The horses are back." " ♪" " What's taking Bella so long?" " Probably some football thing." "have you tackled our missing Bella?" "party of one." "Your table is ready." "we have not." " Have you guys seen Troy?" "that's weird." " You're really starting to get that "rond de-- guys." "there you are." "We've barely seen you this week." "Where have you been?" "uh..." "helping Troy study." " Troy?" "Study?" "For what?" " Math." " History." "the history of math." "so... gotta go." "is this a ballet shoe?" " How would I know?" "'cause it fell out of your bag." "that's because" " It's mine." " What's your ballet slipper doing in Troy's bag?" "well..." " Bella and I are dating!" " ♪" "Dating?" "dating." "Those are the words that just came outta my mouth." " For everyone to hear." "I'm just..." "pshooo!" " This doesn't make any sense." "What happened to Kyle?" " Kyle?" "Ha." "he was smart and cute and perfect in almost every way." "But now I'm into this guy." "the heart." "It's so unpredictable." "am fully on team Trella." " I can see that." "Troy is like a diamond in the rough." "Really rough." "More rough than diamond." " Like a rock you might find in the yard." " Hello!" "Hi." "I'm standing right here." "And I have plenty of good qualities." "Snookums." "there'll be plenty of time for that later..." "Pooh-pants." "they have nicknames." "we do." "Some of which may be temporary." " Great idea." "Why don't we talk about them now?" "Can you guys give us a little private time?" "we can." "Let's go." "This is all so weird." " And exciting." " Mostly weird." " Pshooo!" "Pshooo!" " We're dating?" "You couldn't come up with something better than that?" " What else was I supposed to do?" "Let them find out I'm taking ballet?" "you heard the locker room laugh when you brought it up." "Those are my friends." "I'll never be able to show my face in school again." " But I like Kyle." "And I kinda think maybe he might like me back." " You wanna risk my reputation on kinda-maybe-might?" "you promised." "Wide receiver." "QB." "Sacred bond. but you are so gonna owe me for this." " Me?" "This whole ballet thing was your idea." "I believe we both know where it belongs." "we do." " Ah!" "Hey!" " How could this happen?" "I'm the one who's supposed to have a boyfriend first." "I already set my reminder in my calendar for next year." "His name will be "Henry." " Forget your girly problems." "Our wide receiver is dating our quarterback." "What if they have a fight in the middle of the game-- they start kissin'?" "That's gotta be at least a 15 yard penalty." " Do you think I'm happy about this?" "but what does she see in Troy?" "natural-born leader." "Just like Fernando." "no one's like Fernando." " I mean...who's Fernando?" "I don't know him or Rosa Gomez Tavarez de la Vega." " Wait a minute!" "You've been watching "Baja Beach." "h-he started it." " Please don't tell anyone." " That depends." "Are you on team Fernando or team Juan?" " Fernando." "Duh." " Juan is just so..." "I can't even..." " No." " Look at him." "He is so in the zone." "he must be listening to some serious thrash metal." "Bulldogs!" "everyone." "we're on a winning streak." "But the Bears are tough." "So everybody keep your head in the game." "And your feet in bounds." "Bulldogs! just trust what you've been doing all week in the studio." "You've got this." " Deep fade on two." " Ready?" "Break!" "Down!" "Set!" "Hut!" "Troy." "I've never seen you so light on your feet." "And I think I know your secret." " You do?" "I-  --on the wings of love." "yes!" "Ha." "That's it." "but Kyle just walked in." " Why would she freak out?" "She's with the yard rock now." "lucky me." " Kyle's heading this way." "this should be "Baja Beach" good." "Or none of our business." "Bye!" "great game tonight." " Thanks." "you and Troy were really in sync." "Guess it makes sense." "I hear you're a couple now." "right." " I can't believe my timing." "I was gonna ask you out." "I mean... you were?" "uh... guess Troy beat me to it." "I'm just glad you found a guy you really like." "like is a strong word. but let's just say the honeymoon's over." "Stay right here." "the thing is" " We need to talk!" " Really?" "we have to break up." " What?" "we can't." "My game is so much better with...ballet." "And you're my cover." " I was your cover." "Kyle just told me he wanted to ask me out." "that's so cool." "Y'all should totally do that-- at--at the end of the season." " That's almost three months." "you're right." "We might make the playoffs." "Then there's championship and we'll have to defend our title at the end of the season." "I'm thinking two years tops." " I'm not letting a fake relationship get in the way of a real one." " Trust me--a fake relationship with The Troy is way better than a real one with a kid who wore a Batman cape for the entire summer." " He was seven." "People change." "And it was adorable." " As adorable as this?" "you leave me no choice." "what are you doing?" " Sorry Troy." "It's over!" "give me a chance." "I can change." " It's not you." "It's me." "then you can change." "please." "Don't give up on us." "You're my bae." "he's on his knees." "Have a heart." "I'm begging you." "What you and I are doing is helping the team." "do it for the Bulldogs." "take me back." " Take him back." " Take him back." "fine." " You won't regret this." "Stay right here." "I'll get you your favorite smoothie." "What's your favorite smoothie?" "I'll surprise you." "Kyle." "that was intense." "you do what you gotta do for love." "I'm just glad she's happy." " Yeah." "Real happy." " ♪ great job last game." "Whatever you're doing is working." " The technique is called love." " Yeah." "I really didn't need to know this." "it's not love." "Bella and I aren't really dating." "what are you doing? and the truth is Bella's been teaching me ballet." "Troy." "And I don't wanna hear anyone laughing." "Understand?" "I don't wanna hear how ballet makes him look like less of a man." "Ballerina Boy." "You hear me?" "no one's laughing!" " Right." "Just makin' sure." " That was a gutsy thing to do." "son." " And you've given me the courage to confess no!" " We watch "Baja Beach" and we love it." "We're "Baja Beach" dudes." "Newt." "But my secret was actually real." "No man would ever ever watch "Baja Beach." "you're right." "uh..." "We're your bros!" "right?" " Of course." "Think I'd miss the wedding of the century?" "I'm sorry I dragged you into this." "And don't worry about Kyle." "I'll make sure he knows this whole dating thing was just pretend." "Troy." "That's really sweet." "he'll understand pretend." "The guy was Batman for a whole summer." " Don't you start." " What?" "What's that over Gotham?" "It's the Kyle signal!" "To the Batcave!" " This is gonna hurt a lot more than a ballet slipper!"