"Bye!" "Dear Henry, I received your last communiqué with great joy," "I'm glad to hear that you get to go on liberty soon," "Everybody needs time to recharge, especially you brave men in uniform," "Well, since I last wrote you, I've become best friends with an illegal genetic experiment from another planet," "His name is Stitch," "He had a few discipline problems, but he's really come a long way," "Stay frosty, soldier, Semper Fi, Love, Lilo," " Camp Pendleton?" " He's my pen pal." "Hey." "Look what I found!" "It was right there on the floor." "It must have been in somebody's mail." "Experiment 509." "509." " Agricultural experiment." " It's a plant?" "Experiment." "Designed to be violent and indestructible." "Looks like harmless plant one moment, but suddenly rises up like savage beast and attacks!" "Let's activate it so we can find its one true place." "No, no!" "Is too risky." "But we can make friends with it, and then it won't attack." "You want to make friends with a plant?" "Is very compassionate." "Also silly." "No, impossible to activate without causing extreme destruction." "Of course, is fun for me, but for planet's sake am putting away, permanently." " But..." " End of discussion." "Not looking so sad." "Hundreds of experiments left on the loose, wreaking havoc on island." "Make friends with those." "Yeah." "I gotta go to hula class." "See you later." ""Come to the Kokaua Town Fair." "Plenty of food, fun, and the last chance to see the old water tower. "" "I say good riddance to the water tower." "It's creepy." "But it looks like a giant pineapple." "That's not creepy." " It is to me." " I can't wait for the fair." "I'm entering a basket I wove in the kids craft competition." "I'm entering the tomato-tossing contest." "There's nothing like smashing someone in the face with an overripe tomato." "I'm definitely getting the blue ribbon in the orchid competition." " What about you, Weird-lo?" " I'm entering an orchid, too." "What kind of orchid?" "A black one with polka dots." " You know nothing of the orchid world." " Do, too!" "Oh, yeah?" "Bet you exclusive rights at Maipouli Cove, for one whole week, that my orchid will beat your orchid." "Maipouli Cove, that's serious." "It's the best and most secretest beach on the whole island!" "You're not scared to lose, are you?" "Me?" "Scared?" "Good." "We'll finally get to go to Maipouli Cove without any weirdoes hanging around." "I have to win the orchid competition." "I just need to grow an orchid by this weekend." "What are you looking at?" ""Think you're tough?" "Prove you're a real cowboy at the Kokaua Town Fair Rodeo. "" "Pleakley, can you help me grow an orchid for the town fair?" "Town fair?" "What town fair?" "Kokaua Town Fair." "They have rides and food and competitions for stuff like flowers." "What about pineapples?" "There's a home-grown fruits and vegetables competition." "Home-grown fruits?" "I could enter my pi-normous!" "The pi-normous will revolutionise Hawaii's pineapple industry, and then it will revolutionise the world!" "You are starting to sounding like evil genius." "Maybe." "But I'll be an evil genius for good." "Always it starts that way." "Here is evil genius fertiliser you are requesting." "What about my orchid?" "Sorry, Lilo, I can't waste my precious time on something as banal as an orchid." "My pi-normous needs me, and the world needs my pi-normous." "My personal Eden is being invaded by bamboo runners." "Runners?" "Underground roots spreading their grasping, choking evil from the mother plant." "Couldn't whoever planted this contain the roots so it wouldn't keep spreading?" "So inconsiderate." "Now who's gonna help me grow an orchid?" "Don't you have a sister or something?" "I'm sorry, Lilo, but I don't have time to help you with the fair." " I'm working!" " But I want to enter something." "Miss, do you have another mask?" " This one doesn't fit quite right." " Oh, yes, sir." "Here you go." " If you had told me weeks ago..." " But I only just found out today." " Lilo!" "I have a customer." " Miss?" "This mask doesn't fit right, either." "OK." "Here, try this one." "But I gotta enter something." "Myrtle's entering orchids," "Pleakley's entering a huge, evil pineapple," "Stitch is going to be a cowboy in the rodeo." "Cowboys wear boots, not flippers." "Look, it takes a long time to grow an orchid." "Maybe you could enter next year." "Oh, miss?" "I'm sorry, but this one..." "The mask doesn't fit 'cause your head is shaped weird!" "Kids." "I'm gonna have to stay away from Maipouli Cove for a whole week if I don't find some way to beat Myrtle." "Stitch, are you listening to me?" "Great." "You're gonna win the rodeo while I go down in flames." "And alls I need is a stupid plant." "Wait a minute..." "Maybe I can grow something by tomorrow." "I need your help." "We're going to steal Experiment 509." "I know this experiment's good 'cause Jumba locked it in there." "The best stuff always gets locked up, like diamond rings and unmentionables." "I gotta win somehow." "Do it." "This is gonna solve all my problems." "And some evil genius fertiliser couldn't hurt." "Hello, blue ribbon." "Cool!" "Let's give you an extra shot of muscle." "Hey, you like that!" "Good." "Now you're ready for the fair." "See you tomorrow, Sprout!" "Good morning, Sprout!" "Whoa, nelly!" "He's beautiful." "Stitch!" "Help me re-pot Sprout so we can take him to the fair." "Wow." "Howdy." "This is so cool!" "After we win blue ribbons, let's ride the Hurl-a-Whirl!" "Where's the competition?" "My pi-normous is heavy!" "There's room on my wagon if you want." "That thing might hurt my pi-normous." "Oh, yay!" "There's the competition." "Blue ribbon and eternal fame, here I come." "I think this looks just like an orchid, don't you?" "Howdy, stranger." "I hear you're the only other bull rider in this here competition." "Well, you see this?" "I got five of them." "One for each time I won the rodeo." "And I don't expect to lose the sixth time to a stranger." "Help me get Sprout in place." "Then you can kick that cowboy's rear in the rodeo." "Hey, son, a real cowboy don't get told what to do by a little girl." "Rock-a-hula!" "My little Sprout's all growed up!" "I know, I know." "It's almost time for the rodeo." "You're not an orchid." "I'm hoping this orchid would grow up to be a contender, but the competition is so stiff this year." "Did you see Maile Makekau's cymbidium?" "I mean, really." "I don't have a chance." "Well, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game, right?" " This is one remarkable pineapple." " Pi-normous, please." "Pi-normous." "Well, I certainly haven't seen anything to rival the pi-normous." "Yes indeedy." "I think the pi-normous deserves the blue ribbon." "Oh, thank you." "Thank you!" "You've no idea how much this means to me!" "All my hours of toil, rewarded with this sweet, sweet victory." " What is that?" " There's another one." "Well, here we are, moments away from the bull riding competition," "Can Zach McKelly hold on to his five-year run as the champ?" "Or will a new competitor, known only as "the Stranger, "" "give him a run for his money?" "Zach McKelly's in rare form today, folks," "He only needs to hang on for eight seconds for an official ride," "And there it is, Let's see what the judges have to say," "Boy, howdy!" "It's a 99, Hello!" "Zach McKelly beats his own record," "Ride 'em, cowboy!" "Well, folks, that Stranger may be small, but he's determined," "Good night, Marie, He's standing on one hand," "Stick a fork in Zach McKelly, folks, that old cowboy is done!" "Five, six, seven..." "This is so bad." "I think I unleashed botanical evil on the town fair." "What do we do?" "Tractors?" "Mowers?" "Chipper-shredders?" "It's like evil-plant-battling heaven." "Whack him, Stitch!" "Stitch!" "I need pruning." "We gotta get to higher ground." "They're everywhere." "It's all my fault." "Jumba locked the experiment in a drawer 'cause he knew it was dangerous and I took it anyways, just so I could beat Myrtle." "I messed up everything!" "You could at least pretend I didn't mess up so bad," " just to make me feel better." " I cannot." "Fine." "I'll..." "Look, there's Sprout." "All these other plants must have spread from the original." "It's like the evil bamboo Pleakley told me about." "He said he wished that someone had contained its roots." "Maybe if we put the original Sprout's roots in a container, it won't be able to spread." "But Sprout is mongo-sized." "What do we put him in?" "Wait!" "Where are you going?" "Hey, I can see my house from here." "Hurry up." "They're spreading." "We're here at the Kokaua Town Fair where, apparently, a giant orchid burst out of its pot and spread," " causing pandemonium," " Jumba!" " What?" "What is emergency?" " What do you know about that?" "I've never seen anything like this," "It's as if alien plants have taken over the fair!" "James, are you getting this?" "Oh, no!" "Oh, no!" "Is 509, but looks much heavier on television." "Little girl has been breaking big rules." "Stitch!" "Hurry!" "Hey, Stranger, let me give you a hand." " Catch." " Much obliged." "Ride on, Stranger." "Yay, Stitch!" "It worked!" "Hey, Stitch, how are you gonna contain his roots?" "Works for me." "I don't know if it's his one true place, but that's about the only place I think Sprout could go." "Well, would you look at that?" "Wasn't that one of the entries in the orchid category?" "Why, yes." "Yes, it was." "I think we've found our blue ribbon." "Here you go, dear." "You know, if it hadn't been for that overgrown dandelion, you'd have beat me in the rodeo." "No, no, sir." "You would have." "I gotta admit it, 'cause a real cowboy either wins fair and square or he loses fair and square, partner." "Here." " Is this a trick?" " No." "You won it fair and square, and I didn't." "Maipouli Cove is yours for a whole week." " Really?" " Yeah." "Hey!" "We get to go to Maipouli Cove without the weirdo for a whole week." "Hooray!" "A real cowboy knows how to lose, fair and square." "Lilo!" "Oh, Lilo, are you OK?" "I'm OK." "Am I grounded?" "What do you think?" "I guess a month would be fair." "How about a week?" "My beautiful pi-normous." "Innocence lost." "If we start planning for next year," "I bet you can grow orchids that will kick Myrtle's orchids' butts." "Wow, I didn't even know orchids had butts!" "Bye!" "Now pay attention, Stitch." "To fit in on Earth, you need to be obsessed with how you look." "People come here from all over to soak in this mud." "They want to be like pigs." "Go ahead." "Stop right there!" "Just look at this mess!" "Yeah, you really need to sweep up all that hair." "Not the hair, the mud!" "And stay out!" "Boy, what a grouch!" "I can't believe she made us clean up all that mud!" "That is the fifth grouch this week, and it's only Monday!" "My hair!" "My hair is gone!" "So?" "Mine's been gone for 20 years." "No, that thing jumped on my head and ate all my hair!" "There it goes!" "Cool!" "A mutant hairball!" "Cousin." "That's cool, too." "I hate Mondays, brother." "You look like a hairy hairball, and you seem to like to eat hair, and you're made of hair," " so I'm gonna call you..." " Harry!" "No, Clip!" "That's her name, Clip." "Blitznak!" "It's the human juvenile and the abomination." "And I was so close." "Though, it is cute how she always names the creatures." "Gantu!" "Did I actually hear you express amusement at losing another experiment?" "Dr Hamsterviel." "How long have you been listening?" "Long enough to regret ever laying my rodent retinas on you, you feckless fish-face!" "Stop wondering what feckless means and get that experiment!" "Now!" "I'll show him who's feckless." " Keep that thing away from me!" " Cute little Clip?" "Is not cute." "Is Experiment Number 177, and is very dangerous." "She doesn't look dangerous." "But looks can be deceiving." "You see, it was many years ago when my head was overflowing with evil ideas and healthy, luxuriant hair follicles," "I had devised Experiment 177, the Uburnium Eater," "Uburnium is the most powerful and economical fuel source in all of universe," "My Uburnium Eater would spark an insurmountable fuel crisis!" "Unfortunately, in the language of Quelta Quan, word for uburnium is same as word for hair," "I did not realise mistake until too late," "I had accidentally created a hair-eater!" "Cool!" "I mean, that's awful!" "Yes, awful." "And every day it has made me full of anger." "I knew there had to be a reason why you're always such a grumpy gus!" "If you want to grow luxuriant locks, you need to unclench your hair follicles." "Relax." "Enjoy life." "Good idea." "Let's begin by disassembling 177!" "No!" "You can't!" "It's not Clip's fault she eats hair." "We just need to find the one place where Clip belongs, right?" "We know this place has a real problem with hair." "There's more hair here than anyplace I've ever seen in my whole life." "And with your help eating it all up, maybe that lady won't be such a grouch anymore, too." "Myrtle Edmonds!" "And Yuki, Teresa and Elena!" "Hey, weird-lo." "I didn't know you got your hair cut here." " I don't." " Of course you don't." "They'd never even let you in the door with that mess." " I like my hair." " You would." "Maybe you should try this." "You need it more than I do." "Wow!" "For me?" ""Hair conditioner for taming wild, unruly hair. "" " Hey!" " Don't be jealous." "Not everyone can have perfect hair like me," " especially not you." " Yeah!" "Myrtle needs to be punished." "Black Cat to Mutant Dog." "Black Cat to Mutant Dog." "Come in, Mutant Dog." " Stitch!" "That's you." " Who, me?" "When I say "Black Cat", you're supposed to answer "Mutant Dog"." "It's cat burglar code." " Black Cat to...?" " Mutant Dog." "How's it look?" " Come on, say it right." " OK, OK." "All clear." "Perfect!" "I mean, commence cat burglar creep!" "And Myrtle calls me a weirdo?" "We'll get you to your new home tomorrow, Clip." "I promise." "But tonight, enjoy a gourmet meal of one very expensive hairdo." "The litter box is clean!" "Hi, Mrs Myrtle's mom." "It's me, Lilo." "And Stitch, he's my dog." "Oh, yes, Myrtle's strange little friend from hula school." "And your mutant pet from outer space." "I'm just kidding." "I know a dog when I see one." "I suppose I should ask what you're doing in my daughter's room." "I was just dropping off a birthday present for Myrtle." "What?" "Oh, my gosh, is that today?" "No, no." "I mean, she has one coming up sometime this year, right?" "Yes, yes, sometime this year." "That sounds familiar." "How lucky Myrtle is to have such a dear, sweet friend." "Well, we have to be leaving now." "Come on, Stitch, puppy." ""That night, the beautiful Queen Loli and her captain of the guard, Tich... "" "That's you." ""... could hear the Myrtlebeast's screams of terror as its rusty, red hairdo was eaten away." "Even though they could not hear the Myrtlebeast being punished, they knew it was happening." "It was the best plan anyone had ever come up with, and nothing could possibly go wrong. "" "Now, now, let's not make this difficult." "Hey, watch it!" "Calm down!" "What in the dickens is going on?" "You're fast for a fur ball, but I'm faster." "Come here." "No, no, no, no, no!" "Hairball!" "I am Gantu!" "Captain, former, of the Galactic Alliance, conqueror of the Piscivorous Militia and vanguard commander of black hole ops!" "You will not escape me!" "I mean, I missed my bus." "Blitznak!" "Hurry up, Stitch!" "I can't wait to see Myrtle with her new non-hairdo!" "You have hair?" " Yeah, but her mom doesn't." " Your mom?" "Yeah." "I had a sleepover at Teresa's last night, and while I was gone, something scared Mom so bad all her hair fell out." "She says a big fish-faced guy tried to break in through my window!" "Gantu." "And then she says a flying yellow fur ball attacked her." "Clip." "Oh, no." "This is bad poi." "This spectral diffraction style is very popular on Earth, particularly among avid followers of team sports." "There!" "What do you think?" " I look like large furry lollipop." " Jumba!" "Pleakley!" "I put Clip in Myrtle's house because she needed to be punished, but instead Clip got her mom, and I don't know what to do." " You going to a football game?" " I am trying for new look." "You like?" " No more with wig!" " OK, then." "I read on the intergalactic net that hair growth can be stimulated by vigorous massage." " Not foot massage!" " What good is growing new hair if Clip is out there just waiting to make you bald again?" "I am not bald." "I have three beautiful, luxuriant hairs!" "All right!" "I will help capture 177." "This is where we left Clip." "Is best if we surprise 177." "I will take the front way." "You take the back." "Got you, you little hairball!" "So, you're not mad at us for scaring you like that?" "No, actually, it was quite exhilarating in a frightening," ""I don't know what's going on" sort of way." "I'm sorry about what happened to your hair." "Don't be sorry, I love it!" "If you find that little fur ball you're looking for," "I'd like to thank it." "You mean, you're not upset about all your hair getting eaten away?" "Not at all." "It actually feels like the real me." " Aren't you afraid you'll get teased?" " No, no." "Remember, a haircut doesn't make you who you are." " You make a haircut what it is." " I never thought of it that way before." "Well, if you're happy with yourself, that's all that counts." "I wish I could be happier with myself's nearly-bald head." "Why?" "You have a beautifully shaped head." " You think so?" " Yes." "Those three hairs suit you perfectly." "They make you quite handsome." "Jumba Jookiba, evil genius, handsome?" "That makes me happy." "I'm happy." "My head is no longer feeling clenched!" "I feel..." "That's what I call a spontaneous something or other!" "My hair, it has returned." "I have hair!" "Inside voice, Uncle Jumba." "According to my readings, experiment 177 has been through here." " We are hot on trail." " Does that mean Clip's nearby?" "No." "Means is time for hair regimen." "Brushing to keep it healthy, extra UV protector to prevent sun damage, lotion for scalp and roots, humectant to keep curls bouncy." "Cool!" "Naked squirrel!" "No hair?" "Something is telling me that 177 is very, very close." "Run!" "Run, run, run!" "Oh, no." "Wow!" "Clip got big." "Real big!" "You are not taking my hair, you eater of hair." "My hair?" "Is all right?" " Is all right." " Wow, Stitch!" "Thanks!" "You saved us from a buzz cut!" "Sorry about your butt, though." "You can wear this until it grows back." "Now who is the ika patooka?" "And now is the time we teach you how to dance the traditional Hawaiian hula." "Any volunteers?" "Don't be shy." "We have a volunteer." " Hey!" "It's that guy who missed the bus." " Make him do the fire dance, too." "But I need to..." "Blitznak!" "I don't see her anywhere." "This is all my fault." "Who knew life would be full of such hard lessons?" "Like never use a hair-eating monster on someone when you're unhappy with yourself." "All this stress is not good for hair." "Is getting split ends." "Growing wild and unruly." "Here, try this." ""For taming wild and unruly hair. "" ""Taming wild and unruly hair. " This is what we need to use on Clip." "She's nothing but wild and unruly hair." "But we don't know where she went." "Let us act logical." "If I were a hair-eating beast," "I would try to find someplace with more hair than ever having seen in whole life." "But where could such place be?" "Hello, police?" "No, it's not a robbery." "No, it's not a fire either." "It's..." "I don't know what to call it." "It's a bad hair day?" "Hello." "Hello." "Help!" "Someone is calling for help?" "Quick, to the hair-care products." "Rock-a-hula, Stitch!" "Clip, you've been a bad girl but I think I'm more to blame than you." "I should have never tried to use you against Myrtle." "Is it safe?" "No more with the hair destruction?" "Nope." "The conditioner tamed her." "Now she just needs a home." "Hey, yo." "I need a new 'do." "Something that, like, captures the real me, you know?" "Clip!" "No!" "Awesome!" "Now, this is the real me!" "Thanks, little bro." "Well, what do you know?" "Clip has a special talent." "Right on!" "Clip has a knack for finding your one perfect hairdo." " Is my turn next." " You wanna give up your big afro?" "Hairdo is not real me." "It screams '70s funk revue, not evil genius scientist." "177, come here." "Do your stuff!" "I am feeling like me again!" "Thank you, 177!" "You may have been a grouch before, but you're the perfect 'ohana for Clip." "And business has never been better." "Can I offer you a free 'do?" "No thanks." "I like my hair just the way it is." "Gantu!" "What is going on?" "Gantu!" "What's that music?" "Gantu!"