"You're going to die, you have just two months." "Don't waste any more money, the family will need it..." "Take him away." "Doctor, you shouldn't say that." "So who should?" "The ward boy?" "I'm the doctor, I know it all." "But sir, there must be some hope?" "There's no hope." "It's the last stage." "No treatment will help" "If you want to waste money" "Try a private hospital" "We're short on beds here." "Sir you could have said the same thing... with love" "I'm here to treat them not to love them." "But Sir, one should be a little emotional?" "Emotions make you weak" "But your attitude isn't right either" "It's not?" "Come." "You see how long this line is?" "They're all waiting for me" "If I was busy being emotional, Even those with hope, would die" "Instead of giving false hope to those who are dying" "It's better to save those who can be saved." "It's Thursday, shouldn't we be eating okra?" "It wasn't available." "Ok." "Where are you off to?" "Study group - at a friend's place" "Study groups-chatting and laughing all night!" "Like we don't know anything." "This is not a group apple." "This one's for your friends" "He even catches the apple like it's a cricket ball." "You can go." "Go to sleep." "Thank you." "Good night." "Where are you going?" "Why?" "What do you mean why?" "I have a job..." "I've got to go." "For how long?" "I'll be back in a week." "I promise." "Will you miss me?" "No." "What no!" "?" "Say yes..." "Say yes, yes..." "People say life's a game." "I say the game itself is life." "From the sadness of losing to the sheerjoy of winning" "Life is what lies in between." "Well said." " Oops, I spouted something profound!" "Never mind." "It means a lot to me to have you on my show today." "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "There you are ladies and gentlemen," "The one and only, Chinaman." "He was awesome in his time, what an amazing bowler." "He was one of my favorites." "I have only one favorite Kapil Dev..." "He just had to flick his collar up, and the wicket would fall" "Do you know who my favorite is?" "Who?" "Tendulkar" "I don't know what he keeps adjusting!" "For me it's neither Shahrukh nor Salman..." "Only lmran." "I've met him" "No way!" " Really?" "What's the big deal?" "You've met lmran and you're saying what's the big deal..." "What are you saying dude?" "While you guys spend hours in buses and tubes," "I, as an lmmigration officer, have to meet everyone!" "Without my approval not a pin gets in... and not even lmran!" "You must have pictures..." "show us some pictures..." "Look, I meet him as a friend, not some photo-hungry fan" "He may be lm-ran, but I'm lm-portant too." "Let's have another round." "Let's order." "Don't ask him, he's one of us." "Call the white guy" "I like ordering Brits around in London; it gives me a high" "I'd love to order something every few minutes." "Ay-crikey" "Sorry sir" "Second round" "I beg your pardon?" "Don't look." "Come here." "Second round." "It really gets their goat when you call them crikey." "Mr. Hemendra Harshad Bhai Patel..." "your next question" "In the UK if you are a witness to a crime which number other than 999 can you call for the police?" "Option A: 1000" "Option B: 1100" "Option C: 112" "Option D: 111?" "Option C" "Right answer!" "And with that, you are awarded citizenship to the United Kingdom" "And he scores!" "Who are you calling?" "I'm "calling a friend" like on the quiz show..." "No, I'm calling my older brother" "I should share the good news." "You just have my approval and you're calling people" "If they approve you, you'll be shouting it from the rooftops." "Is that Jignesh?" "It's Hemu..." "I'm his brother, from London" "He's not home?" "It's amazing, he's never home..." "I wonder where his kids came from!" "I tried his cell phone but there's no answer." "Yes." "Ok, tell him I'm about to get my UK residence permit" "And then I'm coming to India" "What do you mean why?" "It's mom's 60th birthday" "We'll all celebrate together" "Yes, please let Jignesh know" "May god be with you..." "Hemu have you lost your mind?" "You're getting your UK citizenship but making plans to live in India?" "Don't mess up my game" "It's taken me 14 years to get here..." "Now we'll go to India whenever we want..." "To our people" "Whether they want us or not" "What did she say?" "It's ok" "Your people!" "Who haven't come on the line in 2 years" "They hang up when they see your number" "Forget it dad, it's not gonna happen." "They are my people, my family... how can they forget me?" "You know them..." "When you come with me you'll see" "Nothing is going to happen." "You're living in a piped dream dad." "Fine... fine..." "I love to live in pipe." "Look, he's at it again." "If you're not white, they practically strip you." "It's like they're measuring you for your wedding suit" "What can you do?" "Everyone pays for the misdeeds of a few." "Not at all." "It's all about the colour of your skin." "Let have a bet. 5 pounds says that boy there, he's in for it." "Who?" " The guy in the brown coat." "He looks like a geek but they'll search him like he's the godfather" "See..." "They stripped him didn't they." "Gimme my 5 quid" "Are you gujarati?" "From which city?" "Ahmedabad?" "Baroda?" "Why did you lie?" "If I'd spoken in Gujarati he would've come home for lunch" "And tomorrow he'd tell everyone:" "Hemu Patel is a janitor at the airport" "Anyway, don't change the subject, Gimme my 5 quid." "Why have you brought me here?" "You know I don't like Chinese food." "Just eat it... one meal won't kill you." "Come..." "Come, come and sit." "Namaste..." "I'm Sarabjeet." "This is my mom, my dad..." "Mom, dad, this is Kashmira" "Listen, we have decided that we're getting married." "The rituals and stuff are for the parents..." "So you guys discuss it among yourselves" "There's no need to get flustered..." "The world is changing..." "Mom dad mom dad" "I think we should leave these guys alone." "We're off... we're going for a drive" "Go ahead and discuss stuff in the meantime..." "I guess it's no point inquiring about the "girl's"" "Educational background or home-making capabilities..." "Or, for that matter, about our son's income..." "We've just got to decide the menu and the venue..." "Absolutely if we knew your names," "We would've had the invitations ready..." "The bowler prepares," "The batsman is ready..." "his forehead moist" "And it's the first ball of the over" "Forget this... the next match depends on Tendulkar" "And yourjobs depend on me." "This is your first and last warning." "Sir... cricket... cricket..." "What do you mean, "cricket cricket?"" "The cricketer David Abraham has been admitted" "There are no VIPs and no cricketers here..." "They are all patients" "This is India's tumour" "Check for Creatinine, B.U.N." "and do a Urine culture" "It's itching buddy" "I see that" "Who is that?" "Dr. Satyajeet." "He'll be treating you." "Is he a good doctor" "One of the best" "A good person?" "No comment." "If he's a good doctor he must be a good person" "Hi" "Hi" "You've lost faith in the Indian team?" "Not till the day I die." "But I've got to win the trust of people here..." "What do you mean?" "I got the call." "Tomorrow is my final citizenship interview." "Ok" " Yeah" "You'll see, that Brit will be speaking Gujarati soon..." "He'll call me Hemu bhai" "But why are you changing the posters?" "Don't you get it?" "If they do a surprise check" "They should feel they are not Indians." "They're like us." "Then they'll accept us right away." "But why do we have to put on a show?" "What's wrong with us as we are?" "If you attach a peacock's feather onto a crow," "He won't become a peacock." "I'm not stupid, ok?" "I'm not stupid." "In Rome do as the Romans..." "Hence, Mother India goes out" "Mama Elizabeth comes in." "You just wait and watch mom..." "The dhokla is off to become a burger" "Next he'll change his name" "From Hemu Patel to Harry Potter" "Shut up" "Shut up you stupid idiot!" "I'm doing all this for you!" "Not bad." "Your reports have improved." "Concentrate on mathematics" "The vegetable vendors have baby gourds these days" "So replace Tuesday's gherkins with baby gourds" "How is the patient who had mouth cancer?" "Dead." "We'd done a tracheotomy- he was smoking cigarettes through it." "He died." "And the one who drank the pesticide?" "He's alive." "He survived... so now he's shamelessly drinking orange juice" "Another guy's come in, some cricketer" "What's his problem?" "Cricket... the same disease the entire nation's got." "Who is it?" "Some David Abraham" "David Abraham?" "He's an awesome bowler." "He was." "Now he's a patient." "What's up Ganesh?" "One's better than the next..." "but they're all nurses." "You'd better become a bit more holy or drop that religious first name you've got!" "Sir, one has to keep up the net practice" "Ok... but help me as well..." "In your condition" "Don't look at my condition look at the thirst in my eyes..." "Somewhere, in some corner of this hospital there has to be" "A televion!" "I'm tired of looking." "A T.V.?" "I thought you wanted..." "Absolutely... once I'm well." "But right now I have to watch the world cup." "I don't understand how you guys survive without cricket" "We survive." "We have to think about the end of the month..." "You're talking about the end of the month..." "I'm at the end of my days... do something brother, anything." "Sir if I get into all this I'll end up on the streets" "Don't worry we'll do it together..." "Nobody will figure it out" "We're dead." "It's figured out." "Namaste sir." "Doctor, it's you..." "I was just looking for you." "In the garden?" "I'm the doctor not the gardener." "What's the difference?" "A doctor breathes life into humans" "A gardener breathes life into plants." "And if the plant grows unruly, the gardener prunes it." "If this plant gets a television, it won't grow wild..." "The world cup has started." "I have to watch the match." "There's a pad hanging on your bed..." "When the hemoglobin and blood pressure levels match" "Normal levels, you can go home and watch the match" "How do I explain?" "Just like treating me is essential to you" "Cricket is essential to me" "All you will get here is your treatment" "The opponent's reaction is just like Greg Chapell's reaction" "To Ganguly" "Who are they?" "You don't know that much?" "Ganguly... our man... we call him the prince of Calcutta" "That's why I'm recommending a television..." "You'll learn everything" "I know what gangrene is, I don't need to know who Ganguly is." "We can cure TB here, but we cannot provide TVs" "Fine." "Come what may..." "I will watch the world cup..." "And I'll watch it right here in your hospital." "Feel free to watch it but not here." "Watch it somewhere else, and die somewhere else" "We have many other patients here, we need beds." "Hold it high." "What's going on?" "Tell us..." "Is he batting?" "What's he doing?" "Let me get a good look..." "I can see him... he's batting..." "And bowling and fielding all at once..." " Yes yes..." "Once more..." "Hey, what are you guys doing outside my bedroom?" "If you're here, who's in there?" "India's winning..." "Oh god, at least skip the cricket on your wedding night" "Kash baby come here..." "India's winning" "Forget the cricket dude..." "Saby didn't bother you too much last night did he?" "What can I say?" "We didn't sleep at all..." "I tried to calm him down but you know how he is..." "Saby's really naughty." "Exactly... watching cricket all night!" "Cricket?" "!" "Oh no, I should have known." "Except for the drinks break you wouldn't even know it was our wedding night" "Both father and son are incorrigible" "Dad too?" "What do you think?" "This is a genetic disease" "Do you know what happened on my wedding night?" "What happened?" "What are you doing?" "I just wanted to say that the entertainment programs aren't on this late at night." "India is playing the West Indies today..." "I'm putting on the commentary" "If you want, drink some milk and go to sleep." "Or you can make some tea with the milk in the morning" "Ok, Goodnight." "Mom... what a family this is!" "It's a genetic problem... they all have it in degrees..." "But really, the wife is really the 12th player in a team of 11." "All they think about is tea and snacks in front of the TV" "Wait and watch..." "I'll ensure that this disease doesn't go on to the next generation" "All the best!" "Come in" "Good morning dad" "Good mor - what are you doing here?" "I brought you lunch" "Ok, leave it here." "Do you want to learn off spin bowling?" " Yes." "Leg spin?" "Yes, yes..." "Googly?" "Yes" "I'll teach you everything, but first... get your dad to allow a TV in my room" "A TV?" "Here?" "The TV at home is ten years old but it looks brand new..." "We still haven't got rid the plastic covers on it." "No radio, no TV, no cell phone" "Is he your dad or big boss?" "So you don't watch cricket matches?" "I do, but not at home" "I say I have a study group and go watch at a friend's place" "Oh, excellent." "The dad's a partypooper, but the son still parties!" "If you want to learn to spin bowl watch matches everyday" "After every five overs, call this phone outside my room" "And update me on the score." "That's your first assignment." "Gimme five." "Mr. Patel..." "May I come in Sir?" "Good morning Sir." " Good morning." "Mr. Patel..." "Mr. Emu Patel" "Ya." "How many million Patels in the world, I wonder..." "And how many of you have barged into Britain expecting" "Her to look after you and yours" "Well, never mind... let's just get to the point before you sit down and start fawning" "You must have read our manual, "Life in the UK?"" "On how to get citizenship of this great nation" "Yes" "And you must have found how very easy it is to get it" "Yes" "Let me tell you Mr. Patel it is not easy." "And it is never going to be easy while I'm here." "One Sardar Patel threw us out of India" "And now the rest of them have come to settle here" "Why can't you guys make up your mind?" "Now, show me your papers" "Thank you." "Saby... wake up wake up wake up..." "Baby..." "I've decided... our first kid should be a boy." "Ok?" "Kash... our kids are not going to be made-to-order" "I don't know, I has to be a boy, that's all!" "I've even decided the name." "Nonsense" " What do you mean nonsense?" "The dad will choose the name" "I have some names in mind too..." "Ok, tell me..." "Gundappa." "What?" "Appa is dad, how can the kid be appa?" "Hey!" "He was an awesome batsman..." "what style..." "Have you really lost it?" "You need the name to call the kid" "Not to scare him!" " Go away." "Think of something, quickly" "Muthiah" "What kind of name is Muthiah?" "Why why why?" "He's the best off spinner in the world." "I've seen him." "Before he spins the ball his eyes seem to spin in his head" "No no no, I've got a good name:" "Rishi" "Rishi?" "No." "Isn't that a saint?" "No way." "He'll be off meditating in the mountains as soon as he's born" "Enough jokes." "I've decided it's Rishi." "So it's Rishi." "That's final." "Sachin" " Rishi" " Sunil" " Rishi" "Ntini" " Should I slap you?" "What?" "Hey..." "Rishi" "Ok listen, neither your suggestion nor mine" "Let's go with Mahendra Singh Dhoni." "Who's this now?" "Dhoni!" "India's wicketkeeper" "He's my favorite" "When he comes to bat, it's like Tarzan walked onto the field" "And when he bats, it's like he'll uproot a tree..." "Tarzan" "Mahendra Singh Dhoni" "No way it's Dhoni." "No way... not Dhoni..." "Are you listening to the commentary?" "No, I have an earache" "Get some medicine." "Where are you going?" "Study group" "What channel is that on tonight?" "From now on, your study group will be at the hospital" "In my cabin... wherever I am" "Go on..." "Not that way, this way..." "You too..." "Go to bed." "Good night." "Thank you." "Saby, you dog" "Open the door" "Export your boss... you won't have to work either" "Hey Sati... how's it going?" "My name is Dr. Satyajeet." "And asking how you are is my job" "Not yours" "One look at your face and I thought I should ask" "And what difference does it make whether I use half your name or the whole thing." "It's not going to change you..." "I'm not a chameleon that I'm going to change colours." "Sleep well tonight." "You won't be getting any calls." "I knew it... you are Australia and that poor kid is Bangladesh" "He had to lose." "You don't understand anything about cricket pal..." "Ok, I'll explain it to you." "Let's say this is the pitch..." "this is the silly mid-off" "This is the silly mid-off... here's the gully and this is deep" "You're in deep trouble..." "your kidneys" "Take care of them..." "My kidneys seem to be run out..." "we're just waiting for" "The final call from the 3rd umpire" "You're on dialysis, you won't die." "Don't say "so what if your kidneys fail... you will still"" ""Be able to feel the first rays of the sun, or a gentle breeze" "Or hear the birds chirping..."" "Those things do have their own special joy..." "When was the last time you enjoyed those things?" "I don't have time for such things" "Why?" "You don't have the right to be happy?" "I am happy." "If this is happiness, people will stop praying for happiness" "You won't allow me a television will you?" "No." "Hey you left me a message..." "is everything ok?" "What is it?" "Is there a problem?" "Did you fight with Saby?" "Kash, say something..." "I hate cricket" "What?" "Ya." "Saby watches cricket 24 hour." "He calls out to Sachin More often than he calls out to me." "Thanks to this world cup, we haven't even been on a honeymoon" "That's it?" "What do you mean that's it?" "I feel so alone." "If you can't beat them, join them." "What?" "Why don't you watch cricket with him?" "I tried but it's really boring." "It goes on and on..." "Not like soccer that gets done in a couple of hours" "What's wrong with you stupid?" "Why don't you look at the 22 hot men standing before you" "And they're not running around like soccer players" "And when they run up to you to bowl..." "What uniforms, what bodies..." "Are you crazy?" "I'm not crazy, you are blind 50% of the women who watch cricket, watch it for" "The cricketers." "And what's wrong with that?" "Everyone's happy." "When he's watching the match" "You check out the players..." "Your problem will be instantly resolved." "Hemu, your coffee" "Thanks" "Hello." "Ya?" "Yes sir." "Yes." "You want me to come today sir?" "I'll be there." "What's up Hemu?" "The citizenship officer wants to meet me in the pub" "So?" "What it's like match-fixing..." "palm-greasing?" "You never know with these people." "Sir I've brought everything, I got everything..." "Show me, show me..." "Sir, it was really hard to pull it off..." "Binoculars" " Wow, binoculars." "A radio?" "I have that too..." " Wow." "Gimme five." "Why is the door closed?" "Leave it open." "Why are you hanging on to that?" "Why are you laughing?" "David found a great way to watch the match..." "He knocked over Dr Satyajeet's middle wicket!" "All while lying flat." "Good Morning Sir." " Come here..." "What's going on here" "Sir, nothing... nobody's watching the match here" "Did I ask about the match?" "Sorry sir..." "We're dead" "Drink up... you guys need it." "Our guy has taken the piss" "Out of your team." "Your England is..." "There's him, up there." "And you in front of me" " Hitler" "He's waiting for me to die, you're not letting me live" "I'm not letting you live, or is it that you don't want to live?" "Since you got here, nobody's focused on the job any more" "All day it's radio, TV, commentary..." "Did I ask you to come here during the World Cup?" "If it was up to me why would I be here?" "You think I'm enjoying this, right..." "Come, take a look." "I watch from here with the binoculars" "There's traffic all around, I can't see or hear anything..." "Whenever a good bowler comes to the pitch," "Someone blocks my view." "I see more backsides than balls." "But you won't get me a TV." "What's the big deal about cricket?" "I don't know." "Whenever I watch, I feel alive" "What's the connection between life... and a game?" "Maybe there isn't one." "But there is a connection between life and happiness?" "I want to live happily not half-heartedly" "Which is why I'm asking you to get me a TV and then see how my health improves." "Let's take a bet - it won't be you" "But cricket that will save me." "Fine, you're on." "What?" "Really?" "Are you serious?" "Look, you said yes and my hiccups are gone." "If you continue to act this stubborn, soon you'll be gone." "TV" "And the remote..." "Thanks pal" "Thanks pal." "There's a match tonight..." "let's watch it together lt'll be fun." "That's your TV, this is mine..." "If I watch your TV, who will treat you?" "Cricket." "I've got cricket" "Thank you" "Congratulations." "Hey... you're watching the match?" "TV and wife... my life is all set..." "Wow" "Priya..." "Priya..." "What happened?" "What is it?" "Ask her what she was doing with that animal downstairs" "His name is Silver" "I'll cut off your tongue" "But what has she done?" "Our daughter, was downstairs, in the dark, with that black guy" "Glued to him..." "Are these our values?" "Look what's happening behind our backs?" "They eat pickled cows!" "Who is he?" "Who is he?" "Who would he be?" "Some gangster-rapper drug addict" "Like all black guys" "For your information Dad, he's an engineering student" "And he's much smarter than you are" "See this... see this..." "See this..." " Hemu..." "Hemu please" "It's all messed up..." "It's all gone wrong..." "I couldn't be a good father, or a good son... or a citizen" "The citizenship isn't crucial" "It is crucial." "To get a good job, a good salary" "To get some respect... to be able to go back to India" "With my head held high" "You can go to India even now..." "What will I go there and say?" "What will I say to my mother?" "Mom, look, yourjanitor son is back from London where he cleans toilets and sweeps the floor to earn his meager living" "You work for your living..." "you don't beg do you?" "Priya..." "I have failed." "Yes..." "They had hopes for me..." "My mother sold all her gold so that she could send me here to become someone." "What did I become?" "Forget greatness..." "I couldn't even pay her back for the gold" "Hemu, you are like gold to her." "She's still waiting for you..." "You know, we had a neighbour who used to come to India with gifts for each person." "Something small..." "What will I take back?" "All our income, our savings... our medicines cost us half of it," "And survival cost us the rest..." "What will I take home?" "Until I get my citizenship, things will not change" "And I will make sure things change." "Oh shit..." "Listen, hold each other's hands." "Sir?" "It's all in the attitude" "Hold hands quickly... you'll see, he'll start hitting fours." "Just hold hands... he'll hit a four." "That's better." "Hey, Dhoni's come..." "we love you Dhoni..." "I was telling you about Dhoni..." "Come on Dhoni..." "I'm telling you he's just like Tarzan" "See what he does" "Good shot." "What a shot..." "I love you baby..." "Oh..." "Dhoni..." "Hey... why are you saying Dhoni..." "It's SABY" "What did I say?" "I said your name..." "Hey, I'm not deaf..." "I can tell the difference between" "Dhoni-Dhoni and Saby-Saby" "But why would I call you Dhoni?" "How do I know?" "That's what I'm asking you..." "Saby I think you're going mad..." "His name is echoing in your head..." "Dhoni Dhoni Dhoni" "Go watch your cricket match, I'm going to bed." "Good night." "What the hell..." "What?" "What what..." "What baby?" "Nothing..." "What's happened baby?" "Nothing." "Forget it..." "What?" "What?" "I don't know what's happening, what's wrong," "I'm sorry..." " What the hell..." "What's happening..." "Saby..." "Sir, Hemu Patel" "Emu Patel." "What the hell is wrong with you." "Sir, what you saw in the pub that day, it was all wrong..." "That was for the Indian community to cheer up" "Just like... just like a cheer leader" "Sir, I love Britain." "I love Great Britain." "I love being part of it..." "Sir." "Really." "And sir if you don't like something about me" "I'll get rid of it..." "I'm ready to dress up like this for the rest of my life Sir" "Yes, Sir." "I'm not going to get into this conversation..." "Sir..." "Sir..." "Please wait sir..." "This is very important for me" "My mother's 60th birthday." "It's my mother's birthday..." "I have to be there Sir." "So go." "Who's stopping you?" "This matter is closed for me." "Closed?" "What do you mean closed?" "Sir, I'm really sorry Sir... please don't do this to me Sir" "I beg of you... don't do this to me..." "Sir my mother's birthday..." "please sir" "Mr. Emu Patel if you don't let go of me now" "I will make sure that your life is miserable here." "Morning Doctor..." "The angel of death that was waiting on the roof" "Has descended a floor, closer to you..." "You love mocking me..." "what did I do now?" "You watched the match?" "Thanks pal..." "I had a blast." "The fourth ball of the 3rd over" "These are the pre-match reports" "These are the post-match reports" "Whether India bags the world cup or not, you have" "Definitely bagged your place in heaven..." "The reports are bad?" "I'll make it to the finals won't I?" "You are going to die." "Hey you talk to patients this way?" "Even healthy people will die on the spot" "Show us that smile some time, laugh occasionally" "What is your problem?" "Watching people die doesn't make me smile" "But that's yourjob..." "facing life and death" "If you're so afraid of your job, change your profession" "Become a chef... you can use your knife there as well..." "I'm sending the ward boy, the TV goes out..." "Send four, they can carry me out too..." "What do you want?" "Just two things." "A television, and a smile on your face." "Why" "Why do you need a reason to smile?" "Look at me..." "I'm dying but I'm happy." "You're fine, but your face is a shroud." "Why?" "I'm fine the way I am..." "What are you?" "You keep chanting about cricket" "What has the game given you?" "Has anyone come to see you?" "Does anyone care whether you're dead or alive?" "Not a relative, not a friend." "Yeah, I have no one." "That's why I value the things I don't have." "You have it all..." "So why have you cut yourself off from life?" "Good morning, how are you?" "Which one have you bought?" "It's good right?" "I don't like it" "Saby, you should try something new sometimes" "Eat it, come on..." "Sorry I forgot the juice." "I'll be right back..." "I'm fine the way I am..." "What are you?" "You keep chanting about cricket" "What has the game given you?" "Has anyone come to see you?" "Does anyone care whether you're dead or alive?" "Not a relative, not a friend." "Sir..." "David" "What's happened?" "David has collapsed." "Sir, this way..." "In the match of life, you've never cheered for anyone" "It's time for you to change Sattu..." "Life's all about change, change is the name of the game" "Sit down" "I'll get dinner ready" "We'll eat..." "Go and get dressed." "You too... get dressed" "Can I... watch the match?" "Take this." "What on earth is going on?" "They wouldn't scream so loud even if they were witnessing a riot." "They don't scream when scores of farmers commit suicide" "or when bombs rip through the city..." "No wonder then that the only thing that's sacred for them is" "their standard of living" "Who's spending what..." "That's all that matters..." "At least in the silence of the hospital you can hear the sound of death." "There, I can save someone's life..." "I'm extremely sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm feeling claustrophobic here..." "Let's go somewhere else..." "They're a rowdy bunch, go somewhere else" "What's up?" "That's a sudden change..." "You don't want to watch India play today?" "Forget the match..." "Kash, I need to talk to you..." "What?" "You know... from the first time I saw you" "To even think about another woman seems wrong." "I want you to be the only one for me... and me the only one for you." "Nobody else." "And your name to be the only one on my lips" "And you to be the only one I dream of..." "And when I open my eyes..." "it's just to look at you..." "What's the situation?" "The bowel movements haven't improved much." "We need more tests..." "I'm not talking about myself, I'm talking about you two" "What are you saying, sir..." "So that means no deterioration, no improvement" "As the heartbeat goes for six, the girl blushes" "And both of them laugh" "Ganesh..." "Call Dr. Satyajit immediately" "Sir, breathe... please..." "Calm down..." "Sir..." "Calm down..." "Calm down..." "Did he throw up?" " No Sir." "Give him an anti-convulgent" "IV, Absolvent 100mg" "There is a very high level of creatinine in the blood" "Hypertension, no improvement after dialysis" "Try dialysis again." "Send tissue type and cross match." "He needs a kidney transplant, or the devil will die here." "Sir, "David"" "David, Devil... same thing." "We have to control his Peritonitis." "We can't opearte with the infection." "We can't do the transplant." "Find a donor." "This is Harmendar." "You won't even answer your phone" "Where are you?" "Why aren't you coming to work?" "We're all worried about you" "Look if you want a break, at least put in an application" "Or there'll be trouble here..." "Listen Hemu, please call me back, ok?" "Bye" "Hi baby," "Saby, look, I entered a contest" "If I win I get to go out to dinner with Dhoni" "What sort of... up company sends people's wives on dates with other men?" "I'll sue the..." "You're getting upset?" "I thought you'd help me." "Right..." "I'm the biggest in the world..." "I'll escort you over there, seat you beside him" "And come back home alone." "But you like him don't you..." "I did, but I'm sick of the Indian team." "I want them to lose every match And Dhoni to get out without scoring" "What's happened to you all of a sudden?" "India is your life..." "And..." "Dhoni is your life?" "But he's really cute." "And more than half the women who watch cricket watch for the players anyway." "And you're one of them." "Hey, why are you pointing a finger at me?" "You watch only women's tennis..." "Women's singles, women's doubles, mixed doubles..." "Who knows what..." "Yeah, but I don't hold you and say" ""Oh Anna" "Oh Sharapova" do I?" "Look Saby, I'm sorry." "That was wrong, I admit..." "But why are you making a big deal about it?" "Thinking about it isn't so wrong..." "You only think about it when you want it" "Really?" "So have you thought about why this happened?" "Were you ever around for me?" "No..." "And even if I did think it, what's the problem" "It's not going to happen..." "And anyway, you're just as hot as my Dhoni, really..." "There are 9 other players too..." "call their names too." "What's wrong with you Saby?" "No, what's wrong with you?" "Look, I don't think I did anything wrong." "Think what you want..." "Yes yes yes..." "It's my fault and I'm regretting it" "Regretting marrying me?" "I don't know." "Think what you want." "Saby " " I'm leaving..." "Is this Mr. Emu Pateel's house?" "Ya, that's me." "We've orders to inspect your house." "We have a warrant here." "For what?" " Please co-operate Sir." "Come on," "What's the problem?" "Please sir, what's the problem?" "Mr. Patel you haven't gone to work for 7 days now" "Without any leave application or notice" "But so what?" "That's my wish..." "I didn't go to work so now the cops have showed up to take me to work." "You didn't go to work?" "My wish!" "Mom, Daddy, why are the cops here?" "Because we're Indian, we're brown-skinned" "And they think that every brown skin is terrorist." "Sir, I'm quite sure you're aware of everything" "You work at the airport..." "By order we conduct a check at those airport employees' residences that disappear from work suddenly." "Bull..." "I'm going to complain to home department" "You think we are terrorists" "Hemu..." "Hemu..." "What are the cop cars here for..." "what's the problem?" "Nothing there was some confusion" "They came to my place by mistake" "We are very sorry for inconveniencing you" "You're clean." "And try to remember not to let this affect your work" "Yourjob as a janitor remains." "One second dear... what does your dad do?" "How do I know what he's said to you guys?" "Yes..." "Yes..." "Get Dhoni out too..." "Who's this idiot?" "He wants India to lose?" "Shut up... and mind your own business..." "Hey dude, you'll be four feet tall if I lop off your legs..." "Hey, stop getting upset..." "He was one of us earlier..." "devoted to the Indian team..." "So what's happened to him?" "His wife has become devoted to one of the players" "Since then he looks at the men in blue and sees red..." "Leave me alone." "What's up big guy... you done playing the VIP?" "Mr. Patel, Sir, how's your airport?" "Without his permission a pin can't get in..." "His job is to keep an eye on ins and outs..." "What are you guys?" "What are you?" "A backward caste who's paid to get" "A new name so you can hang out with the higher ups..." "And you... you send your parents off to the mall every morning so that you can turn the heat off at home" "And keep your electricity bill low..." "Don't look at what I do look at how you behave..." "Hemu, we've seen all that we need to see..." "Now go home..." "Come on..." "If you don't get a donor, your game's over" "And it's not that easy to find a kidney" "Why am I telling you all this?" "Cricket... cricket... my team" "You'll die alone" "Sir... you know David... you have to make him well..." "You have to make him well." "Are you ordering me or requesting me?" "Get back to work..." "Sir... how is David Abraham?" "He died" " Sir, what are you saying?" "I'm dead too... you can go and die too..." "Hey... you're..." "Doctor... can you use a woman's kidney for a man?" "Did you find one while cleaning up?" "Will my kidney work for David Abraham?" "I can work sitting down..." "Look, we're talking about kidneys not candy..." "Oh give him some instead of me..." "It takes time... do your work..." "Should I try?" "Yes?" "What's the problem?" "Sir..." "David..." "To save David's life" "Look, I'm doing all I can." "If it's not enough" "You do something." "I'm a doctor not a god." "But sir " " Get out." "What's going on?" "In what language should I explain that I don't like this Black guy..." "Dad, love isn't based on the colour of one's skin..." "Love?" "His face inspires fear and you say you love this animal?" "Don't you ever come near my daughter, ok?" "Stop it dad." "I've been hearing you rant since I was a kid" "We're treated badly here because we're not white" "And you're doing the same thing because we're slightly lighter-skinned than him." "What?" "Dad, the problem is in your mind." "You are racist." "You are narrow-minded." "You stupid!" "I'm older than you, I'm your father, do you understand?" "You have to stop meeting this black guy and that's that." "Come on" " Dad let it be." "I'm eighteen and I know how to live my life." "If I listen to you, I'll become like you..." "What do you me like me?" "What do you mean like me?" "What's wrong with me?" " I don't know dad." "What's that Indian saying Something about The washer man's dog..." "Oh..." "Now you're going to call your dad a dog?" "Go ahead." "Say it." "That's all that's left to say." "Say it directly, why you hiding behind a saying..." "Hemu, stop it." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing here?" "You guys leave... go..." "Go." "And don't let me see your face ever again..." "Hemu, please stop it." "She has the nerve to abuse her father." "Please stop it." "Why are you acting this way?" "If you go on like this, you'll lose everyone..." "How is it my fault?" "Yes..." "I don't like who I am today." "Hemu, nobody likes who are today." "If your family hasn't talked to you in two years it's not because they've forgotten you" "It's because they are sick of your excuses." "If your friends have turned against you it's not because you are a janitor but because you made them feel small in order to hide your own irrelevance." "Your daughter isn't upset that you have a problem with Silver." "She's upset that you have a problem with the colour of his skin." "You mother didn't send you here to get gifts like the neighbours." "You came here to make a better life for yourself." "The problem isn't that you cheer for the Indian team but that you are even willing to wear the flag of the U.K." "to prove a point." "Think about it Hemu, how can anyone be happy with you?" "It's not yourjob that makes you a small person - it's your attitude" "I never thought about your happiness" "Or our child's happiness Or even my happiness" "We could have gone abroad after we got married" "We could have had a comfortable life" "I said no" "I want to stay here..." "This is my country, these are my people" "I have a certain responsibility towards them" "So I took on this job in a state-run hospital" "All I thought about were patients, patients, and more patients..." "I fell asleep thinking about them..." "I woke up thinking about them" "And yet, they wanted to avoid me..." "they were afraid of me" "They made fun of me when my back was turned" "And today, some stranger shows up at the hospital" "Someone who is neither a relative nor a friend..." "And yet, they are willing to give their lives for him." "And they keep making fun of me..." "Because I'm harsh." "What did I do wrong?" ""Where I went wrong?"" "The answer is within you Satya" "Each individual wants a little happiness out of life Satya..." "The day you start to breathe a little happiness into their lives" "Nobody will avoid you any more..." "Morning" "Sir..." "Sir..." "Sir..." " Yes." "Sir the waiting list is very long but we've found a donor" "And the blood type and HLA factors match..." "Oh that's nice." "That was quick." "Who is it?" "Sir, my dad is in a coma." "He's brain dead..." "He's breathing but you know how it is..." "But if his kidney can be used by David, it could save his life." "Mum and I have decided to give his kidney to David." "If I cross paths with him from time to time..." "I'll feel like I'm meeting my father..." "We have to operate asap." "Congratulations." "Congratulations Sir." "Congratulations David." "What's up?" "Sattu's been transferred?" "No no." "I'll have you transferred out of here... back home." "What are you doing here?" "You've never asked for my autograph." "Come back later." "We need to operate on the 26th." "The 26th of April?" "If it was 26th May it wouldn't be an emergency!" "Don't worry about the date, each day matters..." "But the 26th is a problem dude." "We're scheduling it for the 26th to solve your problem." "The final is on the 28th." "Operate after that." "You don't have that much time." "Kidneys don't wear watches." "If we delay you'll be dead." "It's the 26th." "Confirmed." "No, we'll do it after the 28th." "I said the 26th it is." "I don't want to hear another word." "It will be post the 28th" "Is that a new injection?" "Relax... relax..." "Son, you've got to take care of your wife as if you've got the Moon and the stars in your home." "I want her to be like the moon and the stars... far away." "You've become as tall as a sugarcane reed" "But your brain weighs less than a cube of sugar." "Fine, make fun of me..." "Go and tell your friends that your son is a dummy." "What else should I call you?" "You couldn't even take care of your wife." "The name should match the behaviour:" "Dummy." "Ok, enough dad." "I don't want to argue" "I've decided." "I want a divorce..." "I'm sure." "Are you my son or a judge..." "reading out decrees" "It is decided I must leave the college." "It is decided I must become an actor." "It is decided I will marry." "It is decided I will get a divorce." "Next, if I tell you a thing or two you'll be ready to walk out on me." "Daddy..." "What do you mean daddy..." "You just don't care about relationships." "Whether it's us or your wife..." "Look son..." "Kashmira loves you and you don't see it." "You're off to become an actor but first be a star in your own home..." "like your dad" "Star?" "Him?" "Why not?" "Only those who do "big" things are stars?" "Those who are considerate about small things aren't?" "Have you ever considered your wife's happiness?" "Your father has." "Have you ever really listened to her?" "Your father has." "We used to fight a lot too..." "But your dad has never threatened to leave me." "Fine... he may not be the smartest man in the world" "But he's an amazing husband..." "Really." "Did you hear that dummy?" "Be a man, not a pain in the ass." "Marriage isn't a cricket match where you simply change the wickets." "You won the girl over..." "Now show us if you can win your wife over..." "Then, even if Dhoni scores a century..." "He'll be a zero compared to you..." "David." "David." "How are you David?" "We're all missing you" "Get well soon and come back to the cricket ground..." "Yes... who is it?" "How does it feel to meet your team" "Hey, it's you guys..." "Come here..." "You're practicing right?" "Yes, we are..." "They're really good, these kids." "You're pretty good too... nice try Sattu, but unsuccessful." "The surgery will take place only after the final... right?" "Yes..." "Hemu" "Thank God you came to work today..." "They were going to replace you." "After 10 years they would fire me for a 10-day absence?" "Who do they think they are?" "There's a commentator, I had performed a surgery on him" "His name is Dogle..." "Not Dogle sir, Bhogle..." "Mr. Harsha Bhogle" "Find his number... call him..." "I want to talk to him." "But sir..." " Yes..." "Yes, sir." "No problem doctor, just tell me what you need." "Anything for our Chinaman" "Thank you, thank you very much..." "Doctor, it seems you're a cricket fan too..." "Talk softly..." "If someone hears you they'll give you a rabies shot" "The surgery will be after the final... happy now?" "I'm happy, but I'm really impressed with you" "After all the resistance, you finally joined our team." "Sir, what exactly do you want to do?" "David wants to watch a match, so he'll watch a match..." "A fake match?" "A real match, but in our style." "But David will figure it out right away..." "Forget that, tell me what the symptoms are of the final stage of kidney failure?" "Nausea, vomiting, skin pigmentation, easy bleeding" "And?" "You're forgetting an important symptom" "Delirium, confusion, anterograde amnesia." "Your mind gets weaker, you're always confused..." "Good morning, FedEx." "May I help you?" "Hi, this is Harsha Bhogle." "I have a parcel to be sent to Mumbai." "It's very urgent." "It has to get there tomorrow..." "Tomorrow seems difficult sir, but we'll try our best." "I'd really appreciate it if you could..." "We'll have your parcel picked up sir..." "Good morning." "Morning Sir." "We haven't chatted with you in three days..." "We missed it." "Three days?" "Yes of course..." "If you had slept another day," "You would have had to watch the highlights of the final." "You mean today is the final?" "Yes, it's today." "And we're all set." "Look Sir, India's in the finals..." "Hey you've got the blue uniform..." "Organize one for me too brother..." "And you've got the newspaper..." "Let's see who all are playing" "It's an India-England final sir" "The match doesn't seem ok..." "something's wrong" "Nothing's wrong" "It's come too easy so it's not valued." "I'm talking about this place." "India's losing but nobody here looks tense..." "Tense?" "We're really upset..." "I'm so upset I've drenched three tissues and eaten one." "Hey the day that Sachin scored a century you two had held hands right?" "No sir, that was" "Hold hands..." "Oh God this guy's stuck on the field... he's not getting out..." "Sanction one more thing Sattu" "Tell me... what?" "Tell Ganesh to stand on that chair on one leg so that he gets out." "Ok, Ganesh, come on pick up one leg." "What sir?" "Stand on the chair on one leg." "Here?" "Do what he says..." "Hi" "Hi..." "Hi Kashmira" " Hi." "How was the day?" "Amazing day!" "I took some fabulous pictures." "Really?" "Ya, I can't wait to develop those pictures..." "Oh lovely." "You're coming right?" " Of course I'm coming..." "Go ahead and change and I'll join you." "Ok." "Back in a minute, Ok?" "That's what's really nice about you two..." "You have common interests" "Honestly speaking Kash..." "I'm not at all interested in photography." "So... then how come..." "He can develop the photographs by himself." "But if I'm with him he feels that I'm sharing his joy" "By spending an hour in the dark room with him I get his attention and affection for the remaining 23." "Hello?" "Hi." "Hi." "I was thinking... if you're free..." "Maybe we could go out for dinner tonight?" "Tonight isn't possible..." "We have to organize a party for Vidhi's wedding." "Only girls, no boys?" "Only one boy." "Who?" "A male stripper." "We still need to organize that..." "A male stripper!" "What's wrong with you girls?" "You're going to start stripping boys now?" "Oh come on Saby." "Now don't say you have a problem with this too..." "You had a bachelor party, didn't you?" "Yes." "So?" "Guys can do what they want only girls shouldn't have any fun!" "Ok, if your party happens to get cancelled..." "Let's catch up" "The party's on... whether we find a male stripper or not" "And anyway, isn't your cricket final on tonight?" "Wouldn't that interest you more than dinner?" "Hmm, that's true." "I've been watching you..." "your bank papers, your work papers... your records are clean." "You've passed every test." "I couldn't find anything to prove that you do not deserve to be a citizen of this country" "So it's yours... take it." "Now I get it, when it no longer means anything..." "I beg your pardon..." "No sir... nothing." "Anyway, congratulations." "You are British now." "It's a stripper!" "Who told you?" "Mr. Cook." "This sari... is for your mom, from me..." "And this suit is for your brother." "Who knows when we'll get to go to India..." "All the best!" "Cheers man." "Really..." "I feel small compared to them..." "I don't know whether to laugh or cry." "Thank you" "Yes... yes Mom..." "I'm coming..." "What Jignesh?" "Thank you." "I'm coming." "Thanks." "Hey Dad..." "Congrats." "I'm so happy today..." "I need something black" "Black keeps the evil eye away." "Your blackie is standing outside... and you " "Dad." "I missed the point all along" "If you put a Hindu priest in a church, he'll still pray to Ram" "I was so desperate to change my circumstances that I had started to change myself..." "Sorry Priya." "It's ok." "Are you crazy?" "You're going to strip in front of so many women?" "You're going to dance like that?" "I don't like all this..." "I don't like it if someone else thinks of you..." "You don't like it if someone else touches me..." "If this isn't love, then what is baby?" "In any case I'm doing all this for you..." "If you had done this earlier..." "Sachin and Dhoni would be nobodies..." "I promise... from now on you're my first priority" "Promise - 100%" "Ok." "I promise that after today..." "I won't stop you from watching cricket either..." "You sure?" "100%..." "There's still half an hour left in the match... can we go watch it... please?" "Please, please..." "You have no idea how hard to control myself..." "What?" "At least get dressed..." "Hey Chinaman" "I harassed you so much and you still saved my life..." "You're an excellent doctor..." "but when it comes to" "Match-fixing, you're an absolute zero!" "What do you mean?" "Harsha and Wilkins were not in this World Cup at all..." "Did they win a quiz show and pop up in the finals?" "You got caught didn't you?" "If you knew why did we put on the whole show?" "You wanted to fix my kidney and I wanted to fix a smile on your face." "Both got done." "Now I'll watch the finals." "The real ones..." "Yeah, the real ones..."