"Previously on "Felicity"," "Previously on "Felicity"," "Previously on "Felicity"," "He sinks it, baby." "Your friend just made two Gs." "He sinks it, baby." "Your friend just made two Gs." "He sinks it, baby." "Your friend just made two Gs." " What's the deal?" "." " No deal." "You want some?" "." " What's the deal?" "." " No deal." "You want some?" "." " What's the deal?" "." " No deal." "You want some?" "." "OK, 1 00 bucks on Chicago." "OK, 1 00 bucks on Chicago." "OK, 1 00 bucks on Chicago." "You're quitting?" "." "You can't leave." "You're the RA." "You're quitting?" "." "You can't leave." "You're the RA." "You're quitting?" "." "You can't leave." "You're the RA." "Look, I don't know what we are, or what we are going to be," "Look, I don't know what we are, or what we are going to be," "Look, I don't know what we are, or what we are going to be, or what we were, or even what we want." "or what we were, or even what we want." "or what we were, or even what we want." "If you leave, we probably won't resolve it at all." "If you leave, we probably won't resolve it at all." "If you leave, we probably won't resolve it at all." "OK, go ahead," "OK, go ahead," "OK, go ahead," "What do you want me to say?" "What do you want me to say?" "What do you want me to say?" "Just talk about college," "Just talk about college," "Just talk about college," "Talk what about college?" "There's a million things, What do you want?" "Talk what about college?" "There's a million things, What do you want?" "Talk what about college?" "There's a million things, What do you want?" "You can talk about anything in college," "You can talk about anything in college," "You can talk about anything in college," "Like, talk about cute girls in college, Just start talking," "Like, talk about cute girls in college, Just start talking," "Like, talk about cute girls in college, Just start talking," "This is stupid, I gotta go, I got a letter from the Financial Aid office," "This is stupid, I gotta go, I got a letter from the Financial Aid office," "This is stupid, I gotta go, I got a letter from the Financial Aid office," "Ben, you said you'd be in my documentary," "Ben, you said you'd be in my documentary," "Ben, you said you'd be in my documentary," "What's the point of this documentary?" "What's the point of this documentary?" "What's the point of this documentary?" " Just sit, You said you'd help," " Sean, I don't want to do this," " Just sit, You said you'd help," " Sean, I don't want to do this," " Just sit, You said you'd help," " Sean, I don't want to do this," "Come on, Please," "Come on, Please," "Come on, Please," "Know what?" "If you sit down, you don't have to pay me rent next month," "Know what?" "If you sit down, you don't have to pay me rent next month," "Know what?" "If you sit down, you don't have to pay me rent next month," "Are you serious?" "Are you serious?" "Are you serious?" "I really, really would like your help," "I really, really would like your help," "I really, really would like your help," "Great, OK," "Great, OK," "Great, OK," "Alright, nice," "Alright, nice," "Alright, nice," " OK, don't rock like that," " I'm not," " OK, don't rock like that," " I'm not," " OK, don't rock like that," " I'm not," "OK, we'll cut all that part out, Here we go," "OK, we'll cut all that part out, Here we go," "OK, we'll cut all that part out, Here we go," "OK, start talking," "OK, start talking," "OK, start talking," "I still wanna know what it's about, besides you making money," "I still wanna know what it's about, besides you making money," "I still wanna know what it's about, besides you making money," "It's a documentary about the people I interview," "It's a documentary about the people I interview," "It's a documentary about the people I interview," "There's no script, no story, It's about the people," "There's no script, no story, It's about the people," "There's no script, no story, It's about the people," "How do you know how to make a documentary" "How do you know how to make a documentary" "How do you know how to make a documentary" "You're the one meant to be talking, so start talking," "You're the one meant to be talking, so start talking," "You're the one meant to be talking, so start talking," "Talk about college, What's it like?" "Talk about college, What's it like?" "Talk about college, What's it like?" "I don't think you know how to make a documentary," "I don't think you know how to make a documentary," "I don't think you know how to make a documentary," "Neither did the guy who made one about his father in the steel mill," "Neither did the guy who made one about his father in the steel mill," "Neither did the guy who made one about his father in the steel mill," "He sold it for half a million plus first-dollar gross," "He sold it for half a million plus first-dollar gross," "He sold it for half a million plus first-dollar gross," "I don't know what that means," "I don't know what that means," "I don't know what that means," "It means this will be professional," "It means this will be professional," "It means this will be professional," " Fine," " OK, Start talking, please," " Fine," " OK, Start talking, please," " Fine," " OK, Start talking, please," " What's that sound?" " I don't know," " What's that sound?" " I don't know," " What's that sound?" " I don't know," "It sounds like the camera," "It sounds like the camera," "It sounds like the camera," "No, I just got this thing," "No, I just got this thing," "No, I just got this thing," " You need a new camera, Look at it," " No, it's fine," " You need a new camera, Look at it," " No, it's fine," " You need a new camera, Look at it," " No, it's fine," "There's smoke coming out of it, I think you need a new camera," "There's smoke coming out of it, I think you need a new camera," "There's smoke coming out of it, I think you need a new camera," "Oh, God," "Oh, God," "Oh, God," "I sat down, though, That was the deal, so I pay no rent next month," "I sat down, though, That was the deal, so I pay no rent next month," "I sat down, though, That was the deal, so I pay no rent next month," "Dear Sally." "Sorry I didn't send a tape last week." "Dear Sally." "Sorry I didn't send a tape last week." "Dear Sally." "Sorry I didn't send a tape last week." "Homework's been crazy." "Homework's been crazy." "Homework's been crazy." "I knew it would be, because Monday there was lasagne." "I knew it would be, because Monday there was lasagne." "I knew it would be, because Monday there was lasagne." "I told you my theory." "I told you my theory." "I told you my theory." "That my class workload" "That my class workload" "That my class workload is directly related to the cafeteria menu on Mondays?" "is directly related to the cafeteria menu on Mondays?" "is directly related to the cafeteria menu on Mondays?" "Sounds ridiculous, But when there's a pasta special on Monday," "Sounds ridiculous, But when there's a pasta special on Monday," "Sounds ridiculous, But when there's a pasta special on Monday," "I know that week will be hell," "I know that week will be hell," "I know that week will be hell," "So, Noel decided not to move, but still, we haven't really talked." "So, Noel decided not to move, but still, we haven't really talked." "So, Noel decided not to move, but still, we haven't really talked." "He lives right down the hall and we haven't talked." "He lives right down the hall and we haven't talked." "He lives right down the hall and we haven't talked." "Between you and me, I miss him." "Between you and me, I miss him." "Between you and me, I miss him." "I'd probably miss him more if I didn't have so much work." "I'd probably miss him more if I didn't have so much work." "I'd probably miss him more if I didn't have so much work." "That McGrath seminar has been especially tough." "That McGrath seminar has been especially tough." "That McGrath seminar has been especially tough." " He doesn't hate you." " He acts like he does." " He doesn't hate you." " He acts like he does." " He doesn't hate you." " He acts like he does." "McGrath acts like he hates everyone." "McGrath acts like he hates everyone." "McGrath acts like he hates everyone." "Except you." "Except you." "Except you." " That's not true." " It's absolutely true." " That's not true." " It's absolutely true." " That's not true." " It's absolutely true." "He calls everyone by their last name." "Miss Porter, Mr Brown." "He calls everyone by their last name." "Miss Porter, Mr Brown." "He calls everyone by their last name." "Miss Porter, Mr Brown." "But you?" "." "You're Elena." "But you?" "." "You're Elena." "But you?" "." "You're Elena." "You're mad." "You're mad." "You're mad." "If it weren't for what happened with Dr Garibay, I would be mad." "If it weren't for what happened with Dr Garibay, I would be mad." "If it weren't for what happened with Dr Garibay, I would be mad." " I won't take it personally." " You take everything personally." " I won't take it personally." " You take everything personally." " I won't take it personally." " You take everything personally." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." " Mail-order bride?" "." " Two tickets to Late Night," " Mail-order bride?" "." " Two tickets to Late Night," " Mail-order bride?" "." " Two tickets to Late Night," "The Conan O'Brien show?" "." "The Conan O'Brien show?" "." "The Conan O'Brien show?" "." "I sent for these last year." "I assumed they lost my letter." "I sent for these last year." "I assumed they lost my letter." "I sent for these last year." "I assumed they lost my letter." " Last year?" "." " Yeah." " Last year?" "." " Yeah." " Last year?" "." " Yeah." "Genius." "I got two tickets, so you know what this means?" "." "Genius." "I got two tickets, so you know what this means?" "." "Genius." "I got two tickets, so you know what this means?" "." "You'll be rejected by a whole series of girls." "You'll be rejected by a whole series of girls." "You'll be rejected by a whole series of girls." "Exactly." "Exactly." "Exactly." "Kelvin Hall," "Kelvin Hall," "Kelvin Hall," "That's the dorm, Kelvin Hall," "That's the dorm, Kelvin Hall," "That's the dorm, Kelvin Hall," "Let's go inside, see what's up," "Let's go inside, see what's up," "Let's go inside, see what's up," "Best thing about college must be the amazing friends that you make," "Best thing about college must be the amazing friends that you make," "Best thing about college must be the amazing friends that you make," "Your first day, you feel like you'll never meet anyone," "Your first day, you feel like you'll never meet anyone," "Your first day, you feel like you'll never meet anyone," "Then, months go by and you have all these amazing friends," "Then, months go by and you have all these amazing friends," "Then, months go by and you have all these amazing friends, and you're sitting in front of this weird guy making a documentary, and you're sitting in front of this weird guy making a documentary," "and you're sitting in front of this weird guy making a documentary," "Leave me out of your answers." "Leave me out of your answers." "Leave me out of your answers." "Come in." "Come in." "Come in." " Hi." "Dorm meeting tonight." " OK." " Hi." "Dorm meeting tonight." " OK." " Hi." "Dorm meeting tonight." " OK." "You've finally succumbed to the world of pornography." "You've finally succumbed to the world of pornography." "You've finally succumbed to the world of pornography." "No, I'm making a documentary." "No, I'm making a documentary." "No, I'm making a documentary." "This guy made a documentary," "This guy made a documentary," "This guy made a documentary, sold it for tons of money and I realised I'm sitting on a gold mine." "sold it for tons of money and I realised I'm sitting on a gold mine." "sold it for tons of money and I realised I'm sitting on a gold mine." "Documentary about college students?" "." "Documentary about college students?" "." "Documentary about college students?" "." "What about them?" "." "What about them?" "." "What about them?" "." "The whole experience." "Kids venting about college." "The whole experience." "Kids venting about college." "The whole experience." "Kids venting about college." "You should call it Docuventary," "You should call it Docuventary," "You should call it Docuventary," "Hey, you want to do a little docuventary graphic for me?" "." "Hey, you want to do a little docuventary graphic for me?" "." "Hey, you want to do a little docuventary graphic for me?" "." " lt'll be great exposure for you." " Really?" "." " lt'll be great exposure for you." " Really?" "." " lt'll be great exposure for you." " Really?" "." "I'll come by later." "I'll come by later." "I'll come by later." " Yeah, OK." " Cool." " Yeah, OK." " Cool." " Yeah, OK." " Cool." "Do you know where Felicity is?" "." "Do you know where Felicity is?" "." "Do you know where Felicity is?" "." "She's uptown with Elena." "Then she has her seminar." "She's uptown with Elena." "Then she has her seminar." "She's uptown with Elena." "Then she has her seminar." "OK, thanks." "I'll see you later." "OK, thanks." "I'll see you later." "OK, thanks." "I'll see you later." " Noel's so nice." " Yeah, generally." " Noel's so nice." " Yeah, generally." " Noel's so nice." " Yeah, generally." "What do you mean, generally?" "." "What do you mean, generally?" "." "What do you mean, generally?" "." "That's the flip side of making friends." "That's the flip side of making friends." "That's the flip side of making friends." "Hold it one second." "Hold it one second." "Hold it one second." "Let me just..." "OK." "Action." "Whatever." "Talk." "Let me just..." "OK." "Action." "Whatever." "Talk." "Let me just..." "OK." "Action." "Whatever." "Talk." "It's just that, you make these friends" "It's just that, you make these friends" "It's just that, you make these friends and then one day, you kiss with them, and then one day, you kiss with them, and then one day, you kiss with them," "Or somebody you used to date before you met them comes back," "Or somebody you used to date before you met them comes back," "Or somebody you used to date before you met them comes back," "It's just complicated having great friends," "It's just complicated having great friends," "It's just complicated having great friends," "For you, what's it like being in college?" "For you, what's it like being in college?" "For you, what's it like being in college?" "It's the greatest, You know, being away, having just one roommate," "It's the greatest, You know, being away, having just one roommate," "It's the greatest, You know, being away, having just one roommate," "Unbelievable," "Unbelievable," "Unbelievable," "I come from a big family, Seven kids," "I come from a big family, Seven kids," "I come from a big family, Seven kids," "I was number four, right smack in the middle," "I was number four, right smack in the middle," "I was number four, right smack in the middle," "Which was great, he says sarcastically," "Which was great, he says sarcastically," "Which was great, he says sarcastically," "The possibilities are endless, There's no boundaries," "The possibilities are endless, There's no boundaries," "The possibilities are endless, There's no boundaries," "No limitations," "No limitations," "No limitations," "I mean, you wanna study brain surgery, hey, go ahead," "I mean, you wanna study brain surgery, hey, go ahead," "I mean, you wanna study brain surgery, hey, go ahead," "You wanna study cosmetology, have a nice day," "You wanna study cosmetology, have a nice day," "You wanna study cosmetology, have a nice day," "Go with God," "Go with God," "Go with God," "We didn't receive your final tuition payment." "We didn't receive your final tuition payment." "We didn't receive your final tuition payment." " You didn't?" "." " We contacted your parents." " You didn't?" "." " We contacted your parents." " You didn't?" "." " We contacted your parents." "And what did they say?" "." "And what did they say?" "." "And what did they say?" "." "Your father said that we should talk to you." "Your father said that we should talk to you." "Your father said that we should talk to you." "Yeah, he's trying to teach me a lesson, or something." "Yeah, he's trying to teach me a lesson, or something." "Yeah, he's trying to teach me a lesson, or something." "I don't know what exactly." "I don't know what exactly." "I don't know what exactly." "I guess when I'm 35, I'll look back and go, "That was a great lesson"'" "I guess when I'm 35, I'll look back and go, "That was a great lesson"'" "I guess when I'm 35, I'll look back and go, "That was a great lesson"'" "But, I don't know." "I'm doubtful, for some reason." "But, I don't know." "I'm doubtful, for some reason." "But, I don't know." "I'm doubtful, for some reason." "You could take out loans, or apply for financial aid." "You could take out loans, or apply for financial aid." "You could take out loans, or apply for financial aid." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "But until you do, you still have an outstanding loan of $3,200." "But until you do, you still have an outstanding loan of $3,200." "But until you do, you still have an outstanding loan of $3,200." "Yeah, that is an outstanding loan." "Yeah, that is an outstanding loan." "Yeah, that is an outstanding loan." "I can't believe we're talking about the final project" "I can't believe we're talking about the final project" "I can't believe we're talking about the final project" " It's happened so fast." " It's crazy." " It's happened so fast." " It's crazy." " It's happened so fast." " It's crazy." "I got your message." "You're right." "We need to talk." "I got your message." "You're right." "We need to talk." "I got your message." "You're right." "We need to talk." "I'll meet you at McGrath's." "I'll meet you at McGrath's." "I'll meet you at McGrath's." "I'm OK." "I'm OK." "I'm OK." "Where do you want to go?" "." "Where do you want to go?" "." "Where do you want to go?" "." "I was going to move until you talked to me." "I was going to move until you talked to me." "I was going to move until you talked to me." "You were right, what you said." "You were right, what you said." "You were right, what you said." "If I left, I'd just have been running away." "If I left, I'd just have been running away." "If I left, I'd just have been running away." "You know, from dealing with whatever it is you and I have." "You know, from dealing with whatever it is you and I have." "You know, from dealing with whatever it is you and I have." "I didn't buy that part about me being a good RA, though." "I didn't buy that part about me being a good RA, though." "I didn't buy that part about me being a good RA, though." "I'm glad you stayed, for whatever reason." "I'm glad you stayed, for whatever reason." "I'm glad you stayed, for whatever reason." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Look, we had a horrible thing happen,..." "Look, we had a horrible thing happen,..." "Look, we had a horrible thing happen,... ..and we both made bad decisions and hurt each other a lot." "..and we both made bad decisions and hurt each other a lot." "..and we both made bad decisions and hurt each other a lot." "But that doesn't mean we can't try again?" "." "But that doesn't mean we can't try again?" "." "But that doesn't mean we can't try again?" "." " Can we do that?" "." " I keep asking myself" " Can we do that?" "." " I keep asking myself" " Can we do that?" "." " I keep asking myself why this all happened." "why this all happened." "why this all happened." "I mean, why you needed to be with Hanna" "I mean, why you needed to be with Hanna" "I mean, why you needed to be with Hanna and why I went off with Eli." "and why I went off with Eli." "and why I went off with Eli." "What was wrong with us that that happened?" "." "What was wrong with us that that happened?" "." "What was wrong with us that that happened?" "." "I don't know." "I don't know." "I don't know." "Well, whatever it is, whatever we end up being," "Well, whatever it is, whatever we end up being," "Well, whatever it is, whatever we end up being, unless we decide to forget it and end up never talking again,... unless we decide to forget it and end up never talking again,... unless we decide to forget it and end up never talking again,..." "..I think we've got to start over and just try and be friends again." "..I think we've got to start over and just try and be friends again." "..I think we've got to start over and just try and be friends again." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah, friends." "Yeah, friends." "Yeah, friends." "I'm not even here." "Do you mind?" "." "I'm not even here." "Do you mind?" "." "I'm not even here." "Do you mind?" "." " Yeah." " Yeah, we mind." " Yeah." " Yeah, we mind." " Yeah." " Yeah, we mind." "Tomorrow, then?" "." "Tomorrow, then?" "." "Tomorrow, then?" "." " This is a private," " I said I'd talk, but not now," " This is a private," " I said I'd talk, but not now," " This is a private," " I said I'd talk, but not now," "Sorry, Cut, OK, I'm sorry," "Sorry, Cut, OK, I'm sorry," "Sorry, Cut, OK, I'm sorry," "This is about theoretical research, so don't be too bookish." "This is about theoretical research, so don't be too bookish." "This is about theoretical research, so don't be too bookish." "Sometimes, great ideas come when you're not being pragmatic." "Sometimes, great ideas come when you're not being pragmatic." "Sometimes, great ideas come when you're not being pragmatic." "Alright, I'll need the outlines for your final projects by Friday." "Alright, I'll need the outlines for your final projects by Friday." "Alright, I'll need the outlines for your final projects by Friday." "I'll go over them with you," "I'll go over them with you," "I'll go over them with you, then schedule your presentations for the week of the 23rd." "then schedule your presentations for the week of the 23rd." "then schedule your presentations for the week of the 23rd." "No extensions, no excuses." "No extensions, no excuses." "No extensions, no excuses." "See you all in conference." "Thank you." "See you all in conference." "Thank you." "See you all in conference." "Thank you." "What did I miss?" "." "What did I miss?" "." "What did I miss?" "." " He assigned the final project." " What?" "." " He assigned the final project." " What?" "." " He assigned the final project." " What?" "." "Everyone has a partner." "Where were you?" "." "Everyone has a partner." "Where were you?" "." "Everyone has a partner." "Where were you?" "." "With Noel." "So, who's my partner?" "." "With Noel." "So, who's my partner?" "." "With Noel." "So, who's my partner?" "." " You don't have one." " There are ten of us." " You don't have one." " There are ten of us." " You don't have one." " There are ten of us." "He paired Carla with me and Josh." "You're solo." "He paired Carla with me and Josh." "You're solo." "He paired Carla with me and Josh." "You're solo." "Excuse me, Doctor?" "." "Elena said she's paired with Carla and Josh." "Excuse me, Doctor?" "." "Elena said she's paired with Carla and Josh." "Excuse me, Doctor?" "." "Elena said she's paired with Carla and Josh." "I was curious if maybe I could partner with Elena." "I was curious if maybe I could partner with Elena." "I was curious if maybe I could partner with Elena." "Do you know what I just spent the last two hours discussing?" "." "Do you know what I just spent the last two hours discussing?" "." "Do you know what I just spent the last two hours discussing?" "." "No, sir." "No, sir." "No, sir." "I warned you that unless you were committed..." "I warned you that unless you were committed..." "I warned you that unless you were committed..." "I am committed." "It was a personal thing." "I am committed." "It was a personal thing." "I am committed." "It was a personal thing." "..unless you were committed, this won't work." "..unless you were committed, this won't work." "..unless you were committed, this won't work." "So, now I have to do twice the work?" "." "So, now I have to do twice the work?" "." "So, now I have to do twice the work?" "." " You're not whining, are you?" "." " No, I was, but I'll stop." " You're not whining, are you?" "." " No, I was, but I'll stop." " You're not whining, are you?" "." " No, I was, but I'll stop." "When I first got here, I was certain about who I'd be, who I wouldn't be," "When I first got here, I was certain about who I'd be, who I wouldn't be," "When I first got here, I was certain about who I'd be, who I wouldn't be," "I'd made all these rules for myself," "I'd made all these rules for myself," "I'd made all these rules for myself," ""Don't let 'em see you're not from money"'" ""Don't let 'em see you're not from money"'" ""Don't let 'em see you're not from money"'" ""Don't let 'em see how scared you are, Don't let 'em pity you"'" ""Don't let 'em see how scared you are, Don't let 'em pity you"'" ""Don't let 'em see how scared you are, Don't let 'em pity you"'" "But once I realised everybody was as terrified as I was," "But once I realised everybody was as terrified as I was," "But once I realised everybody was as terrified as I was," "I loosened up," "I loosened up," "I loosened up," "I wasn't in any clique in high school," "I wasn't in any clique in high school," "I wasn't in any clique in high school," "Socially, I wasn't really connected," "Socially, I wasn't really connected," "Socially, I wasn't really connected," "I wasn't the least popular guy, but I wasn't that popular," "I wasn't the least popular guy, but I wasn't that popular," "I wasn't the least popular guy, but I wasn't that popular," "Is college different?" "Is college different?" "Is college different?" "No, Not really," "No, Not really," "No, Not really," "I like it better here though, You can't get good pizza in Buffalo," "I like it better here though, You can't get good pizza in Buffalo," "I like it better here though, You can't get good pizza in Buffalo," "Some people, they think I'm like a cliché," "Some people, they think I'm like a cliché," "Some people, they think I'm like a cliché," "Every time I think about that," "Every time I think about that," "Every time I think about that," "I think, "You know what?" "You're the cliché"'" "I think, "You know what?" "You're the cliché"'" "I think, "You know what?" "You're the cliché"'" ""You know why?" "Just because you think I got a bit of an accent," ""You know why?" "Just because you think I got a bit of an accent," ""You know why?" "Just because you think I got a bit of an accent, you gotta throw me into some preordained stereotype, or whatever"' you gotta throw me into some preordained stereotype, or whatever"' you gotta throw me into some preordained stereotype, or whatever"'" "I'm smart, man, You know, I read," "I'm smart, man, You know, I read," "I'm smart, man, You know, I read," "I mean, I know who Ayn Rand is," "I mean, I know who Ayn Rand is," "I mean, I know who Ayn Rand is," "I know about the bell curve, I have friends in France," "I know about the bell curve, I have friends in France," "I know about the bell curve, I have friends in France," "I love being a librarian," "I love being a librarian," "I love being a librarian," "There's something transcendent" "There's something transcendent" "There's something transcendent about being surrounded by books all day, about being surrounded by books all day, about being surrounded by books all day," "It's kinda like working in a graveyard," "It's kinda like working in a graveyard," "It's kinda like working in a graveyard, except everyone who is buried can still talk to you, except everyone who is buried can still talk to you, except everyone who is buried can still talk to you," "Does that make sense?" "Does that make sense?" "Does that make sense?" " You are so cute," " What?" " You are so cute," " What?" " You are so cute," " What?" "We'll cut this out later, I couldn't help myself, OK," "We'll cut this out later, I couldn't help myself, OK," "We'll cut this out later, I couldn't help myself, OK," "How has coming here affected your family?" "How has coming here affected your family?" "How has coming here affected your family?" "How has coming here affected my family?" "How has coming here affected my family?" "How has coming here affected my family?" "Well, my parents split up," "Well, my parents split up," "Well, my parents split up," " What?" " Yeah," " What?" " Yeah," " What?" " Yeah," "How come you never told me?" "Are you serious?" "How come you never told me?" "Are you serious?" "How come you never told me?" "Are you serious?" "Yeah, I'm serious, It happened a couple of weeks ago," "Yeah, I'm serious, It happened a couple of weeks ago," "Yeah, I'm serious, It happened a couple of weeks ago," "Mom finally got up and left, which, I dunno, I think it's the best thing," "Mom finally got up and left, which, I dunno, I think it's the best thing," "Mom finally got up and left, which, I dunno, I think it's the best thing," "It's about time she did it," "It's about time she did it," "It's about time she did it," "Are we done yet?" "Are we done yet?" "Are we done yet?" "I decided to become an RA for a few reasons," "I decided to become an RA for a few reasons," "I decided to become an RA for a few reasons," "One, I need the money, It helps pay my tuition," "One, I need the money, It helps pay my tuition," "One, I need the money, It helps pay my tuition," "Two, I wanted to help students," "Two, I wanted to help students," "Two, I wanted to help students," "When I was a freshman, I had this real jerk for an RA," "When I was a freshman, I had this real jerk for an RA," "When I was a freshman, I had this real jerk for an RA," "Harrison, He was on some sick power trip," "Harrison, He was on some sick power trip," "Harrison, He was on some sick power trip," "He ignored every guy and slept with every girl," "He ignored every guy and slept with every girl," "He ignored every guy and slept with every girl," "Like you slept with Felicity?" "Like you slept with Felicity?" "Like you slept with Felicity?" " I never slept with Felicity," " How come?" " I never slept with Felicity," " How come?" " I never slept with Felicity," " How come?" "How are these questions about college?" "How are these questions about college?" "How are these questions about college?" "Didn't she sleep with some other guy?" "Didn't she sleep with some other guy?" "Didn't she sleep with some other guy?" "Can we not do this right now?" "Can we not do this right now?" "Can we not do this right now?" "I'm sorry." "Look, we can start over, if you want." "I'm sorry." "Look, we can start over, if you want." "I'm sorry." "Look, we can start over, if you want." "I'm not in the best mood now anyway, OK?" "." "I'm not in the best mood now anyway, OK?" "." "I'm not in the best mood now anyway, OK?" "." "OK." "OK." "OK." "Yes, Felicity slept with someone else and it's making me crazy." "Yes, Felicity slept with someone else and it's making me crazy." "Yes, Felicity slept with someone else and it's making me crazy." "I did a really bad thing." "I did a really bad thing." "I did a really bad thing." "My ex-girlfriend came back." "My ex-girlfriend came back." "My ex-girlfriend came back." "And she said she was still interested." "And she said she was still interested." "And she said she was still interested." "We went out for, like, two years, you know?" "." "We went out for, like, two years, you know?" "." "We went out for, like, two years, you know?" "." "I don't know, the whole thing threw me." "I don't know, the whole thing threw me." "I don't know, the whole thing threw me." "I started questioning everything, including me and Felicity." "I started questioning everything, including me and Felicity." "I started questioning everything, including me and Felicity." "Nothing should have made me question what I had with Felicity." "Nothing should have made me question what I had with Felicity." "Nothing should have made me question what I had with Felicity." " I can't believe I'm telling you." " I wish I had my camera going." " I can't believe I'm telling you." " I wish I had my camera going." " I can't believe I'm telling you." " I wish I had my camera going." "What?" "." "What?" "." "What?" "." "This is what the documentary is about, you and Felicity." "This is what the documentary is about, you and Felicity." "This is what the documentary is about, you and Felicity." "You're not doing a movie about me and Felicity." "You're not doing a movie about me and Felicity." "You're not doing a movie about me and Felicity." "So what's the problem?" "." "You can't forgive her?" "." "So what's the problem?" "." "You can't forgive her?" "." "So what's the problem?" "." "You can't forgive her?" "." "I don't know." "I can't get this image out of my mind." "I don't know." "I can't get this image out of my mind." "I don't know." "I can't get this image out of my mind." "You know?" "." "Felicity and Eli." "You know?" "." "Felicity and Eli." "You know?" "." "Felicity and Eli." "When I was with Hanna," "When I was with Hanna," "When I was with Hanna," "Felicity went off and slept with this other guy." "Felicity went off and slept with this other guy." "Felicity went off and slept with this other guy." "Some artist." "This Mr Cool Artist jerk." "Some artist." "This Mr Cool Artist jerk." "Some artist." "This Mr Cool Artist jerk." "I don't know." "I don't know." "I don't know." "I thought about going to health services and talking to a counsellor." "I thought about going to health services and talking to a counsellor." "I thought about going to health services and talking to a counsellor." "I even thought about calling a hypnotist." "I even thought about calling a hypnotist." "I even thought about calling a hypnotist." " See, that's a great idea." " What is?" "." " See, that's a great idea." " What is?" "." " See, that's a great idea." " What is?" "." " A hypnotist." " Come on." " A hypnotist." " Come on." " A hypnotist." " Come on." "No, my Uncle Paul smoked three packs a day," "No, my Uncle Paul smoked three packs a day," "No, my Uncle Paul smoked three packs a day, then he went to see this guy in Midtown." "Hypnotist." "then he went to see this guy in Midtown." "Hypnotist." "then he went to see this guy in Midtown." "Hypnotist." "Now, not only does he not smoke," "Now, not only does he not smoke," "Now, not only does he not smoke, he lobbies for anti-tobacco legislation." "he lobbies for anti-tobacco legislation." "he lobbies for anti-tobacco legislation." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "If you want to resolve this Felicity-Eli situation," "If you want to resolve this Felicity-Eli situation," "If you want to resolve this Felicity-Eli situation, a hypnotist is your answer." "a hypnotist is your answer." "a hypnotist is your answer." " You think?" "." " I'll get the guy's number." " You think?" "." " I'll get the guy's number." " You think?" "." " I'll get the guy's number." "You know what's great about this guy?" "." "His hair." "You know what's great about this guy?" "." "His hair." "You know what's great about this guy?" "." "His hair." " Look at it." " Lynn, shut up." " Look at it." " Lynn, shut up." " Look at it." " Lynn, shut up." "Nobody serves a muffin on a plate better than this guy." "Nobody serves a muffin on a plate better than this guy." "Nobody serves a muffin on a plate better than this guy." "Still worried about dry skin?" "." "Still worried about dry skin?" "." "Still worried about dry skin?" "." "For a while, he didn't wash his hands." "For a while, he didn't wash his hands." "For a while, he didn't wash his hands." "Sir, he's kidding this." "Sir, he's kidding this." "Sir, he's kidding this." "$5 is not too much for that." "That's a really big pastry." "$5 is not too much for that." "That's a really big pastry." "$5 is not too much for that." "That's a really big pastry." " If you get me fired, I'll kill you." " You love me." " If you get me fired, I'll kill you." " You love me." " If you get me fired, I'll kill you." " You love me." " Yes, I know." " Get me a coffee and a free brownie." " Yes, I know." " Get me a coffee and a free brownie." " Yes, I know." " Get me a coffee and a free brownie." " You swam good today." " I'm a better swimmer than you." " You swam good today." " I'm a better swimmer than you." " You swam good today." " I'm a better swimmer than you." "You look cuter, but I kick your ass in the pool." "You look cuter, but I kick your ass in the pool." "You look cuter, but I kick your ass in the pool." "I was gonna ask you, Nicole and I are bowling tonight." "I was gonna ask you, Nicole and I are bowling tonight." "I was gonna ask you, Nicole and I are bowling tonight." " What do you think?" "." " I gotta close up tonight." " What do you think?" "." " I gotta close up tonight." " What do you think?" "." " I gotta close up tonight." "Yeah, you love coffee so much?" "." "Where's my freakin' brownie?" "." "Yeah, you love coffee so much?" "." "Where's my freakin' brownie?" "." "Yeah, you love coffee so much?" "." "Where's my freakin' brownie?" "." "Look at this." "Look at this." "Look at this." "You got paid." "Sort of." "You got paid." "Sort of." "You got paid." "Sort of." " I know." "Can you believe that?" "." " It's disturbing." " I know." "Can you believe that?" "." " It's disturbing." " I know." "Can you believe that?" "." " It's disturbing." " I know." " It's unfortunate." " I know." " It's unfortunate." " I know." " It's unfortunate." "Yeah." "I want you to put that on the Minnesota-Clippers game." "Yeah." "I want you to put that on the Minnesota-Clippers game." "Yeah." "I want you to put that on the Minnesota-Clippers game." "No, Barry's not gonna take something that paltry." "No, Barry's not gonna take something that paltry." "No, Barry's not gonna take something that paltry." "Then just double it." "I can do it." "Then just double it." "I can do it." "Then just double it." "I can do it." " You're not good for a brownie." " I'm serious." " You're not good for a brownie." " I'm serious." " You're not good for a brownie." " I'm serious." " Who do you want?" "." " The Clippers." " Who do you want?" "." " The Clippers." " Who do you want?" "." " The Clippers." " The Clippers?" "." " Yes, the Clippers, yes." " The Clippers?" "." " Yes, the Clippers, yes." " The Clippers?" "." " Yes, the Clippers, yes." "Come bowling with us later." "Come bowling with us later." "Come bowling with us later." " Nine o'clock." "It's on me." "OK?" "." " Alright, thank you." " Nine o'clock." "It's on me." "OK?" "." " Alright, thank you." " Nine o'clock." "It's on me." "OK?" "." " Alright, thank you." "Good." "I'm not going to thank you because I got no brownie." "Good." "I'm not going to thank you because I got no brownie." "Good." "I'm not going to thank you because I got no brownie." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" " A docuventary," " A what?" " A docuventary," " A what?" " A docuventary," " A what?" "I really need to talk to you," "I really need to talk to you," "I really need to talk to you," "No, thanks, I'll see you," "No, thanks, I'll see you," "No, thanks, I'll see you," "There she goes, Felicity Porter, the unknowing co-star," "There she goes, Felicity Porter, the unknowing co-star," "There she goes, Felicity Porter, the unknowing co-star," "I'm very complex, and I think that makes it hard for," "I'm very complex, and I think that makes it hard for," "I'm very complex, and I think that makes it hard for," "I think girls don't understand me," "I think girls don't understand me," "I think girls don't understand me," "I think I'll be one of those guys who when I'm like 30 or like older" "I think I'll be one of those guys who when I'm like 30 or like older" "I think I'll be one of those guys who when I'm like 30 or like older gets tons of chicks, gets tons of chicks, gets tons of chicks," "That's gonna be me, I won't know what to do, I'll have so many," "That's gonna be me, I won't know what to do, I'll have so many," "That's gonna be me, I won't know what to do, I'll have so many," "Let me ask you, what do you think of Hanna?" "Let me ask you, what do you think of Hanna?" "Let me ask you, what do you think of Hanna?" "I don't know, Some people said that she was manipulative," "I don't know, Some people said that she was manipulative," "I don't know, Some people said that she was manipulative," "I think she was lonely," "I think she was lonely," "I think she was lonely," "I've made some good friends here," "I've made some good friends here," "I've made some good friends here," "Felicity, for example, That's my girl," "Felicity, for example, That's my girl," "Felicity, for example, That's my girl," "I'm with her all the time, going through her stuff like it's mine," "I'm with her all the time, going through her stuff like it's mine," "I'm with her all the time, going through her stuff like it's mine," "When it's hard for her, it's hard for me, I can't help it," "When it's hard for her, it's hard for me, I can't help it," "When it's hard for her, it's hard for me, I can't help it," "Richard, if that's you..." "Richard, if that's you..." "Richard, if that's you..." "Hi." "Hi." "Hi." "Hi." "Hi." "Hi." " Can I come in?" "." " Sure." " Can I come in?" "." " Sure." " Can I come in?" "." " Sure." "God, I feel like I haven't been here in so long." "God, I feel like I haven't been here in so long." "God, I feel like I haven't been here in so long." "I know." "So, what's up?" "." "I know." "So, what's up?" "." "I know." "So, what's up?" "." " You know my pasta theory?" "." " I saw it was linguini." "I'm sorry." " You know my pasta theory?" "." " I saw it was linguini." "I'm sorry." " You know my pasta theory?" "." " I saw it was linguini." "I'm sorry." "Yeah." "When we were out talking yesterday," "Yeah." "When we were out talking yesterday," "Yeah." "When we were out talking yesterday, apparently, I missed the most crucial McGrath seminar so far." "apparently, I missed the most crucial McGrath seminar so far." "apparently, I missed the most crucial McGrath seminar so far." "That sucks." "That sucks." "That sucks." "I have this whole final project to do," "I have this whole final project to do," "I have this whole final project to do, involving graphs, charts and models involving graphs, charts and models involving graphs, charts and models and things that you're much better at than most people." "and things that you're much better at than most people." "and things that you're much better at than most people." " I know things are still awkward." " No, it's OK." " I know things are still awkward." " No, it's OK." " I know things are still awkward." " No, it's OK." " What do you need?" "." " Photoshop, when you don't need it." " What do you need?" "." " Photoshop, when you don't need it." " What do you need?" "." " Photoshop, when you don't need it." " Here, go ahead." " Now?" "." "Are you sure?" "." " Here, go ahead." " Now?" "." "Are you sure?" "." " Here, go ahead." " Now?" "." "Are you sure?" "." " Yeah." " Really?" "." " Yeah." " Really?" "." " Yeah." " Really?" "." "I was just fooling with stuff for Sean's movie." "Go ahead." "I was just fooling with stuff for Sean's movie." "Go ahead." "I was just fooling with stuff for Sean's movie." "Go ahead." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Are you sure now is not a bad time?" "." "Are you sure now is not a bad time?" "." "Are you sure now is not a bad time?" "." "We can't keep having this conversation." "We can't keep having this conversation." "We can't keep having this conversation." " I've got reading to do." "Thackeray." " OK." " I've got reading to do." "Thackeray." " OK." " I've got reading to do." "Thackeray." " OK." " Do you need a new layer?" "." " Yeah." " Do you need a new layer?" "." " Yeah." " Do you need a new layer?" "." " Yeah." "Alright." "Alright." "Alright." " There you go." " Thanks." " There you go." " Thanks." " There you go." " Thanks." " OK, this isn't going to work." " What?" "." " OK, this isn't going to work." " What?" "." " OK, this isn't going to work." " What?" "." "You and me sitting here pretending nothing happened." "You and me sitting here pretending nothing happened." "You and me sitting here pretending nothing happened." " I wasn't pretending." " Then I was." " I wasn't pretending." " Then I was." " I wasn't pretending." " Then I was." "I was pretending and I can't pretend that nothing happened" "I was pretending and I can't pretend that nothing happened" "I was pretending and I can't pretend that nothing happened with you and Eli." "with you and Eli." "with you and Eli." " You know he meant nothing." " Which maybe makes it worse." " You know he meant nothing." " Which maybe makes it worse." " You know he meant nothing." " Which maybe makes it worse." "I'm not sure, but it doesn't make it better." "I'm not sure, but it doesn't make it better." "I'm not sure, but it doesn't make it better." "I'm not trying to make you feel guilty." "I hurt you, too, I know that." "I'm not trying to make you feel guilty." "I hurt you, too, I know that." "I'm not trying to make you feel guilty." "I hurt you, too, I know that." "I've been soul searching for weeks," "I've been soul searching for weeks," "I've been soul searching for weeks, trying to figure out how to get past this." "trying to figure out how to get past this." "trying to figure out how to get past this." "I just don't have the capacity, like you do," "I just don't have the capacity, like you do," "I just don't have the capacity, like you do, to just start over, to just be friends again." "to just start over, to just be friends again." "to just start over, to just be friends again." "I can't." "I can't." "I can't." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "So, I'm sorry, I just..." "I..." "So, I'm sorry, I just..." "I..." "So, I'm sorry, I just..." "I..." "I can't be a very good friend right now." "I can't be a very good friend right now." "I can't be a very good friend right now." " Will you talk to me now?" " Get away from me, God!" " Will you talk to me now?" " Get away from me, God!" " Will you talk to me now?" " Get away from me, God!" "We'll get her tomorrow," "We'll get her tomorrow," "We'll get her tomorrow," "What do you think about what happened with Felicity and Noel?" "What do you think about what happened with Felicity and Noel?" "What do you think about what happened with Felicity and Noel?" "Man, I could never forgive that girl," "Man, I could never forgive that girl," "Man, I could never forgive that girl," "Getting down with another guy?" "Forget it," "Getting down with another guy?" "Forget it," "Getting down with another guy?" "Forget it," "Yeah, but Noel went off with his ex-girlfriend first," "Yeah, but Noel went off with his ex-girlfriend first," "Yeah, but Noel went off with his ex-girlfriend first," "Yeah, yeah, But he didn't get down with her," "Yeah, yeah, But he didn't get down with her," "Yeah, yeah, But he didn't get down with her," "As far as I see it, Felicity's out," "As far as I see it, Felicity's out," "As far as I see it, Felicity's out," "How does it feel to be replaced by Eli?" "How does it feel to be replaced by Eli?" "How does it feel to be replaced by Eli?" " What do you mean, replaced by Eli?" " Come on," " What do you mean, replaced by Eli?" " Come on," " What do you mean, replaced by Eli?" " Come on," " What?" " It used to be Ben or Noel," " What?" " It used to be Ben or Noel," " What?" " It used to be Ben or Noel," "Right?" "Now it's Eli or Noel," "Right?" "Now it's Eli or Noel," "Right?" "Now it's Eli or Noel," " So what?" " You're not jealous?" " So what?" " You're not jealous?" " So what?" " You're not jealous?" "Jealous?" "No, I'm not jealous," "Jealous?" "No, I'm not jealous," "Jealous?" "No, I'm not jealous," "I'm not," "I'm not," "I'm not," "Richard, go away." "Richard, go away." "Richard, go away." "You watch Conan O'Brien, right?" "." "You watch Conan O'Brien, right?" "." "You watch Conan O'Brien, right?" "." "Yeah, it's the best show on TV." "Yeah, it's the best show on TV." "Yeah, it's the best show on TV." "I wouldn't go that far, but I have two tickets for next Tuesday night." "I wouldn't go that far, but I have two tickets for next Tuesday night." "I wouldn't go that far, but I have two tickets for next Tuesday night." " Want to go with me?" "." " You serious?" "." "It'd be awesome." " Want to go with me?" "." " You serious?" "." "It'd be awesome." " Want to go with me?" "." " You serious?" "." "It'd be awesome." "How many people did you ask before me?" "." "How many people did you ask before me?" "." "How many people did you ask before me?" "." "Guys, none." "Girls, like, 1 2." "Guys, none." "Girls, like, 1 2." "Guys, none." "Girls, like, 1 2." " Where are you going?" "." " Hypnotist." " Where are you going?" "." " Hypnotist." " Where are you going?" "." " Hypnotist." "You said that like it was a normal answer." "You said that like it was a normal answer." "You said that like it was a normal answer." "I know." "I'll explain it all to you on Tuesday." "I know." "I'll explain it all to you on Tuesday." "I know." "I'll explain it all to you on Tuesday." "Wear something cool, because we could get on TV." "Wear something cool, because we could get on TV." "Wear something cool, because we could get on TV." "OK." "OK." "OK." "What I am proposing researching" "What I am proposing researching" "What I am proposing researching is the idea that love is a genetic condition." "is the idea that love is a genetic condition." "is the idea that love is a genetic condition." "Genetic?" "." "Genetic?" "." "Genetic?" "." "The idea being that the various components of love," "The idea being that the various components of love," "The idea being that the various components of love, including, but not limited to, attraction, respect, trust, stamina, including, but not limited to, attraction, respect, trust, stamina, including, but not limited to, attraction, respect, trust, stamina," "the ability to communicate, the ability to communicate, the ability to communicate, that all these parts are genetically determined." "that all these parts are genetically determined." "that all these parts are genetically determined." "That maybe we are pre-programmed" "That maybe we are pre-programmed" "That maybe we are pre-programmed to connect with someone else who's programmed in a compatible way." "to connect with someone else who's programmed in a compatible way." "to connect with someone else who's programmed in a compatible way." " Do you subscribe to this theory?" "." " Not really." " Do you subscribe to this theory?" "." " Not really." " Do you subscribe to this theory?" "." " Not really." "I think it's interesting" "I think it's interesting" "I think it's interesting why some people stay together and others break up." "why some people stay together and others break up." "why some people stay together and others break up." "What's your methodology?" "." "What's your methodology?" "." "What's your methodology?" "." "Theoretical genetic analysis of 40 couples." "Theoretical genetic analysis of 40 couples." "Theoretical genetic analysis of 40 couples." "20 that are successful, 20 that are successful," "20 that are successful, basing success on a partnership of ten years or more, basing success on a partnership of ten years or more, basing success on a partnership of ten years or more, and 20 that are divorcing or splitting up after two years or less." "and 20 that are divorcing or splitting up after two years or less." "and 20 that are divorcing or splitting up after two years or less." "You'll present the genetic markers that identify these traits?" "." "You'll present the genetic markers that identify these traits?" "." "You'll present the genetic markers that identify these traits?" "." "That's the idea." "That's the idea." "That's the idea." " Can I make one last plea?" "." " No." " Can I make one last plea?" "." " No." " Can I make one last plea?" "." " No." " Let me partner with Elena?" "." " Miss Porter." " Let me partner with Elena?" "." " Miss Porter." " Let me partner with Elena?" "." " Miss Porter." "I've talked to her and..." "I've talked to her and..." "I've talked to her and..." "If you'd come to class, we wouldn't be having this conversation." "If you'd come to class, we wouldn't be having this conversation." "If you'd come to class, we wouldn't be having this conversation." "I know this is a silly lesson to you, but it's my lesson to teach." "I know this is a silly lesson to you, but it's my lesson to teach." "I know this is a silly lesson to you, but it's my lesson to teach." "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." "So, you don't really have an addiction to anything," "So, you don't really have an addiction to anything," "So, you don't really have an addiction to anything," "No," "No," "No," "Did you tell him I have an addiction?" "Did you tell him I have an addiction?" "Did you tell him I have an addiction?" "I said you were sort of addicted to this girl," "I said you were sort of addicted to this girl," "I said you were sort of addicted to this girl," "I don't," "I don't," "I don't," "I've never really had a patient addicted to a person," "I've never really had a patient addicted to a person," "I've never really had a patient addicted to a person," " This is insane," " Tell him about the image," " This is insane," " Tell him about the image," " This is insane," " Tell him about the image," "My ex-girlfriend, She went off with another guy," "My ex-girlfriend, She went off with another guy," "My ex-girlfriend, She went off with another guy," "Yeah," "Yeah," "Yeah," "I have this image in my head of Felicity with this guy," "I have this image in my head of Felicity with this guy," "I have this image in my head of Felicity with this guy," "It's haunting me," "It's haunting me," "It's haunting me," "I might be able to help you with that," "I might be able to help you with that," "I might be able to help you with that," "Really?" "Really?" "Really?" "Eyelids are too heavy to open," "Eyelids are too heavy to open," "Eyelids are too heavy to open," "Your whole body feels heavy like lead," "Your whole body feels heavy like lead," "Your whole body feels heavy like lead," "The next time you think of the two of them together," "The next time you think of the two of them together," "The next time you think of the two of them together, you will feel calm you will feel calm you will feel calm as if you're in a garden of beautiful blooming flowers, as if you're in a garden of beautiful blooming flowers," "as if you're in a garden of beautiful blooming flowers," "This boy is so full of anger that he can only see a symptom," "This boy is so full of anger that he can only see a symptom," "This boy is so full of anger that he can only see a symptom," "He can't see the problem," "He can't see the problem," "He can't see the problem," "As a professional hypnotist," "As a professional hypnotist," "As a professional hypnotist, my job is to put him into a highly suggestible state my job is to put him into a highly suggestible state my job is to put him into a highly suggestible state to help him see the problem," "to help him see the problem, to help him see the problem," "Can you make him think water is lemon juice?" "Can you make him think water is lemon juice?" "Can you make him think water is lemon juice?" "That's easy," "That's easy," "That's easy," " Come on, please talk to me," " God," " Come on, please talk to me," " God," " Come on, please talk to me," " God," "So, what's this movie even about?" "So, what's this movie even about?" "So, what's this movie even about?" "College, Relationships in college," "College, Relationships in college," "College, Relationships in college," "Excellent," "Excellent," "Excellent," "Can you just talk a little bit about your experience?" "Can you just talk a little bit about your experience?" "Can you just talk a little bit about your experience?" "Yeah, I really, I mean, Sean," "Yeah, I really, I mean, Sean," "Yeah, I really, I mean, Sean, honestly, I don't think I have one valuable thing to say here, honestly, I don't think I have one valuable thing to say here, honestly, I don't think I have one valuable thing to say here," "OK, so far, what's the biggest lesson you've learned?" "OK, so far, what's the biggest lesson you've learned?" "OK, so far, what's the biggest lesson you've learned?" "The biggest lesson?" "The biggest lesson?" "The biggest lesson?" "What the hell is this?" "What the hell is this?" "What the hell is this?" "I'm making a movie, You wanna talk?" "I'm making a movie, You wanna talk?" "I'm making a movie, You wanna talk?" "Wait a minute, Did you just ask me to be in your movie?" "Wait a minute, Did you just ask me to be in your movie?" "Wait a minute, Did you just ask me to be in your movie?" " Yeah," " No," " Yeah," " No," " Yeah," " No," "Interesting, What were we talking about?" "Interesting, What were we talking about?" "Interesting, What were we talking about?" "Lessons," "Lessons," "Lessons," "OK, I wanna make sure I get this," "OK, I wanna make sure I get this," "OK, I wanna make sure I get this," "Relationships are hard I think is the biggest lesson," "Relationships are hard I think is the biggest lesson," "Relationships are hard I think is the biggest lesson," "You're dating someone and you're doing the best you can," "You're dating someone and you're doing the best you can," "You're dating someone and you're doing the best you can," "Then, all of a sudden, this thing happens," "Then, all of a sudden, this thing happens," "Then, all of a sudden, this thing happens," "like this tornado that comes out of nowhere," "like this tornado that comes out of nowhere," "like this tornado that comes out of nowhere," "It might not even be anyone's fault, you know," "It might not even be anyone's fault, you know," "It might not even be anyone's fault, you know," "Or maybe," "Or maybe," "Or maybe," ",it even had been brewing for a while," ",it even had been brewing for a while," ",it even had been brewing for a while," ",and neither ofyou knew it," ",and neither ofyou knew it," ",and neither ofyou knew it," "Anyway, all of a sudden," "Anyway, all of a sudden," "Anyway, all of a sudden," ",everything is just ripped apart, I mean, like, everything that," ",everything is just ripped apart, I mean, like, everything that," ",everything is just ripped apart, I mean, like, everything that," "It's all blown open," "It's all blown open," "It's all blown open, and you're just kinda left there to figure out what goes where, and you're just kinda left there to figure out what goes where, and you're just kinda left there to figure out what goes where," "I guess, sometimes," "I guess, sometimes," "I guess, sometimes," ",the person you thought you'd be with for a long time," ",the person you thought you'd be with for a long time," ",the person you thought you'd be with for a long time," "I don't know, sometimes you're wrong," "I don't know, sometimes you're wrong," "I don't know, sometimes you're wrong," "Relationships are hard, They just are," "Relationships are hard, They just are," "Relationships are hard, They just are," "Come on, come on." "Come on, come on." "Come on, come on." " My day was good, thanks." " One sec, OK, please?" "." " My day was good, thanks." " One sec, OK, please?" "." " My day was good, thanks." " One sec, OK, please?" "." " Come on, come on." " OK." " Come on, come on." " OK." " Come on, come on." " OK." "Damn it!" "Damn it!" "Damn it!" " How much did you lose?" "." " I didn't lose much." " How much did you lose?" "." " I didn't lose much." " How much did you lose?" "." " I didn't lose much." " How much?" "." " Not much." " How much?" "." " Not much." " How much?" "." " Not much." " Have you got a minute?" "." " Sean, please, not right now." " Have you got a minute?" "." " Sean, please, not right now." " Have you got a minute?" "." " Sean, please, not right now." "I'll be right back." "I'll be right back." "I'll be right back." "So, what do you think about Felicity and Noel?" "." "So, what do you think about Felicity and Noel?" "." "So, what do you think about Felicity and Noel?" "." "The Clippers lost." "The Clippers lost." "The Clippers lost." "I didn't have a good feeling about it." "I should have said." "I didn't have a good feeling about it." "I should have said." "I didn't have a good feeling about it." "I should have said." "I need to go again." "Will Barry lend me some cash?" "." "I need to go again." "Will Barry lend me some cash?" "." "I need to go again." "Will Barry lend me some cash?" "." "You don't want to do that." "Go to the ATM, take some out." "You don't want to do that." "Go to the ATM, take some out." "You don't want to do that." "Go to the ATM, take some out." "No, you don't understand." "I need a loan." "I need this." "No, you don't understand." "I need a loan." "I need this." "No, you don't understand." "I need a loan." "I need this." " What, are you wiped clean?" "." " Yes." " What, are you wiped clean?" "." " Yes." " What, are you wiped clean?" "." " Yes." "That cheque you gave me, that's all you've got?" "." "That cheque you gave me, that's all you've got?" "." "That cheque you gave me, that's all you've got?" "." "Who's more to blame?" "." "Felicity or Noel?" "." "Who's more to blame?" "." "Felicity or Noel?" "." "Who's more to blame?" "." "Felicity or Noel?" "." "Sean, wait." "Sean, wait." "Sean, wait." "I owe money for school, I've no money for food" "I owe money for school, I've no money for food" "I owe money for school, I've no money for food and I won't borrow from Julie." "I can't do it." "and I won't borrow from Julie." "I can't do it." "and I won't borrow from Julie." "I can't do it." "You don't put down money unless you've got spare." "That's a rule." "You don't put down money unless you've got spare." "That's a rule." "You don't put down money unless you've got spare." "That's a rule." "I appreciate the rule." "I just need one win and I'm set." "I appreciate the rule." "I just need one win and I'm set." "I appreciate the rule." "I just need one win and I'm set." "I'm talking 500 bucks." "I need this." "I'm talking 500 bucks." "I need this." "I'm talking 500 bucks." "I need this." "That's not gonna happen, man." "That's not gonna happen, man." "That's not gonna happen, man." "It's not gonna happen?" "." "What, you're not gonna call Barry?" "." "It's not gonna happen?" "." "What, you're not gonna call Barry?" "." "It's not gonna happen?" "." "What, you're not gonna call Barry?" "." " I'm not." " Gimme the number." "I'll call." " I'm not." " Gimme the number." "I'll call." " I'm not." " Gimme the number." "I'll call." "Forget it." "I'm not gonna call Barry." "Don't give me that look." "Forget it." "I'm not gonna call Barry." "Don't give me that look." "Forget it." "I'm not gonna call Barry." "Don't give me that look." " I need to get out of this hole." " You'll get deeper." " I need to get out of this hole." " You'll get deeper." " I need to get out of this hole." " You'll get deeper." "Would you please give me the number, please?" "." "Would you please give me the number, please?" "." "Would you please give me the number, please?" "." " I can't." " I'll find somebody else." " I can't." " I'll find somebody else." " I can't." " I'll find somebody else." "I'll see you at the loft." "I'll see you at the loft." "I'll see you at the loft." "What's going on?" "." "You're acting crazy." "What's going on?" "." "You're acting crazy." "What's going on?" "." "You're acting crazy." " Nothing." "I'll explain later." " Don't do it." " Nothing." "I'll explain later." " Don't do it." " Nothing." "I'll explain later." " Don't do it." "Don't worry about me." "Don't worry about me." "Don't worry about me." "I do." "I can't help it." "I worry about my dumb friend Ben." "I do." "I can't help it." "I worry about my dumb friend Ben." "I do." "I can't help it." "I worry about my dumb friend Ben." "Get off me." "Get off me." "Get off me." "Ben?" "." "Ben!" "Ben?" "." "Ben!" "Ben?" "." "Ben!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "So, what's your biggest fear?" "So, what's your biggest fear?" "So, what's your biggest fear?" "That this interview goes on for more than three minutes," "That this interview goes on for more than three minutes," "That this interview goes on for more than three minutes," " Can I ask you about relationships?" " I don't know, can you?" " Can I ask you about relationships?" " I don't know, can you?" " Can I ask you about relationships?" " I don't know, can you?" "Hanna comes back and Noel just runs off with her," "Hanna comes back and Noel just runs off with her," "Hanna comes back and Noel just runs off with her," "I'm, like, "I thought I knew that guy"'" "I'm, like, "I thought I knew that guy"'" "I'm, like, "I thought I knew that guy"'" "And Felicity?" "She sleeps with that art student," "And Felicity?" "She sleeps with that art student," "And Felicity?" "She sleeps with that art student," "What the hell was that?" "I'm, like, "Who are these people?"" "What the hell was that?" "I'm, like, "Who are these people?"" "What the hell was that?" "I'm, like, "Who are these people?"" "I don't know," "I don't know," "I don't know," "I guess if I was Felicity, I'd have done the same thing," "I guess if I was Felicity, I'd have done the same thing," "I guess if I was Felicity, I'd have done the same thing," "What's it like living with Felicity?" "What's it like living with Felicity?" "What's it like living with Felicity?" "It's like living with a TV" "It's like living with a TV" "It's like living with a TV that's always playing "Little House on the Prairie ", that's always playing "Little House on the Prairie ", that's always playing "Little House on the Prairie "," "only with more sweaters, only with more sweaters, only with more sweaters," "I liked it better when Felicity and Noel were dating," "I liked it better when Felicity and Noel were dating," "I liked it better when Felicity and Noel were dating," "Back in the old days I used to bribe him," "Back in the old days I used to bribe him," "Back in the old days I used to bribe him, because RAs aren't supposed to fraternise, because RAs aren't supposed to fraternise, because RAs aren't supposed to fraternise," "I got away with all sorts of stuff," "I got away with all sorts of stuff," "I got away with all sorts of stuff," "Got an opinion on Felicity and Noel?" "Got an opinion on Felicity and Noel?" "Got an opinion on Felicity and Noel?" "Yeah, First of all, no one could care less than me," "Yeah, First of all, no one could care less than me," "Yeah, First of all, no one could care less than me," "Second, get over it, Noel," "Second, get over it, Noel," "Second, get over it, Noel," "She slept with an artist, It doesn't matter," "She slept with an artist, It doesn't matter," "She slept with an artist, It doesn't matter," "That's the most painful thing," "That's the most painful thing," "That's the most painful thing," "When the person you're dating takes off with someone else," "When the person you're dating takes off with someone else," "When the person you're dating takes off with someone else," "Happened to me once," "Happened to me once," "Happened to me once," " It did?" " Yeah," " It did?" " Yeah," " It did?" " Yeah," "Summer camp," "Summer camp," "Summer camp," " The guy was a minnow," " A what?" " The guy was a minnow," " A what?" " The guy was a minnow," " A what?" "Anything else?" "Anything else?" "Anything else?" "Yeah, if Noel asks me one more time if I've seen Felicity," "Yeah, if Noel asks me one more time if I've seen Felicity," "Yeah, if Noel asks me one more time if I've seen Felicity," "I'm gonna kill him, Are you listening, Mr RA?" "I'm gonna kill him, Are you listening, Mr RA?" "I'm gonna kill him, Are you listening, Mr RA?" "Here's the answer for the rest of your life," "Here's the answer for the rest of your life," "Here's the answer for the rest of your life," "I haven't seen Felicity," "I haven't seen Felicity," "I haven't seen Felicity," "I can move on, I mean, it's not like I need Felicity in my life," "I can move on, I mean, it's not like I need Felicity in my life," "I can move on, I mean, it's not like I need Felicity in my life," "I survived 1 9 years without her," "I survived 1 9 years without her," "I survived 1 9 years without her," "So, next, Move on," "So, next, Move on," "So, next, Move on," "The problem is, I need a happy ending," "The problem is, I need a happy ending," "The problem is, I need a happy ending," "What?" "What?" "What?" "The guy who sold the documentary about his father?" "." "The guy who sold the documentary about his father?" "." "The guy who sold the documentary about his father?" "." "It was a happy ending." "The steel mill didn't close." "It was a happy ending." "The steel mill didn't close." "It was a happy ending." "The steel mill didn't close." "He didn't lose his job." "It was a whole teary-ending thing." "He didn't lose his job." "It was a whole teary-ending thing." "He didn't lose his job." "It was a whole teary-ending thing." "You want me to change my life for your documentary?" "." "You want me to change my life for your documentary?" "." "You want me to change my life for your documentary?" "." " Would you mind?" "." " Would I mind?" "." " Would you mind?" "." " Would I mind?" "." " Would you mind?" "." " Would I mind?" "." "You guys mean more to each other than you think." "Go talk to her." "You guys mean more to each other than you think." "Go talk to her." "You guys mean more to each other than you think." "Go talk to her." "Try and make this better." "Fight for that relationship." "Try and make this better." "Fight for that relationship." "Try and make this better." "Fight for that relationship." " And let me videotape it." " No." "It's over, OK?" "." " And let me videotape it." " No." "It's over, OK?" "." " And let me videotape it." " No." "It's over, OK?" "." "The fact is, even if you forget for just a second" "The fact is, even if you forget for just a second" "The fact is, even if you forget for just a second that we both did horrible things to each other, that we both did horrible things to each other, that we both did horrible things to each other," "Felicity never felt for me what I felt for her." "Felicity never felt for me what I felt for her." "Felicity never felt for me what I felt for her." "And that's just the truth." "And that's just the truth." "And that's just the truth." " What are you doing?" "." " Look at this." " What are you doing?" "." " Look at this." " What are you doing?" "." " Look at this." "I guess sometimes" "I guess sometimes" "I guess sometimes the person you thought you'd be with for a long time, the person you thought you'd be with for a long time, the person you thought you'd be with for a long time," ",I don't know, sometimes you're wrong," ",I don't know, sometimes you're wrong," ",I don't know, sometimes you're wrong," "Relationships are hard, They just are," "Relationships are hard, They just are," "Relationships are hard, They just are," "Like, you know that cliché," "Like, you know that cliché," "Like, you know that cliché," ",that you don't appreciate what you've got until it's gone?" ",that you don't appreciate what you've got until it's gone?" ",that you don't appreciate what you've got until it's gone?" "You know?" "You know?" "You know?" "God, I feel like I'm in a Barbara Walters interview," "God, I feel like I'm in a Barbara Walters interview," "God, I feel like I'm in a Barbara Walters interview," "Thanks," "Thanks," "Thanks," "The thing that I realise now, of course, now," "The thing that I realise now, of course, now," "The thing that I realise now, of course, now," ",is that I love him," ",is that I love him," ",is that I love him," "Which one are we talking about?" "Which one are we talking about?" "Which one are we talking about?" "Noel, Of course, Noel," "Noel, Of course, Noel," "Noel, Of course, Noel," "Yeah, can we just stop doing this now?" "Yeah, can we just stop doing this now?" "Yeah, can we just stop doing this now?" "What are you doing?" "." "What are you doing?" "." "What are you doing?" "." "I thought you were going to The Late Show," "I thought you were going to The Late Show," "I thought you were going to The Late Show," "Yeah, I told Guy I couldn't go." "He invited a girl he met on the street." "Yeah, I told Guy I couldn't go." "He invited a girl he met on the street." "Yeah, I told Guy I couldn't go." "He invited a girl he met on the street." "He invited a stranger?" "." "He invited a stranger?" "." "He invited a stranger?" "." "Anyway, we were walking to the subway," "Anyway, we were walking to the subway," "Anyway, we were walking to the subway, and I had this vision of my life after college." "and I had this vision of my life after college." "and I had this vision of my life after college." "When I wouldn't have this amazing opportunity..." "When I wouldn't have this amazing opportunity..." "When I wouldn't have this amazing opportunity... ..to live right down the hall from someone like you." "..to live right down the hall from someone like you." "..to live right down the hall from someone like you." "Not someone like you." "You." "Not someone like you." "You." "Not someone like you." "You." "I didn't feel the way I did about you because you hadn't slept with anyone." "I didn't feel the way I did about you because you hadn't slept with anyone." "I didn't feel the way I did about you because you hadn't slept with anyone." "All I'm saying is,..." "All I'm saying is,..." "All I'm saying is,... ..that if we can't figure out a way to get through this," "..that if we can't figure out a way to get through this," "..that if we can't figure out a way to get through this, then I underestimated what we are." "then I underestimated what we are." "then I underestimated what we are." "I love you." "I love you." "I love you." "I have since I met you." "I have since I met you." "I have since I met you." "I'm just sorry that it took all this for me to say it." "I'm just sorry that it took all this for me to say it." "I'm just sorry that it took all this for me to say it." "Of course I hope Felicity and Noel get back together," "Of course I hope Felicity and Noel get back together," "Of course I hope Felicity and Noel get back together," "There's no other way I'll be allowed" "There's no other way I'll be allowed" "There's no other way I'll be allowed to install this surround-sound system, to install this surround-sound system, to install this surround-sound system," "You gotta hear this baby, THX, Lucas, Man," "You gotta hear this baby, THX, Lucas, Man," "You gotta hear this baby, THX, Lucas, Man," " Sounds great," " It's unbelievable," " Sounds great," " It's unbelievable," " Sounds great," " It's unbelievable," "Think Felicity and Noel will get back together?" "Think Felicity and Noel will get back together?" "Think Felicity and Noel will get back together?" "I hope so, They're a cute couple," "I hope so, They're a cute couple," "I hope so, They're a cute couple," "They're good together, They seem they have destined chemistry," "They're good together, They seem they have destined chemistry," "They're good together, They seem they have destined chemistry," "They seem to like each other a lot," "They seem to like each other a lot," "They seem to like each other a lot, because they have those ridiculous little fights all the time, because they have those ridiculous little fights all the time, because they have those ridiculous little fights all the time," "Noel's always stressed out about her," "Noel's always stressed out about her," "Noel's always stressed out about her, so I figure he likes her and I think she likes him, too, so I figure he likes her and I think she likes him, too, so I figure he likes her and I think she likes him, too," "You think he's gonna forgive her?" "You think he's gonna forgive her?" "You think he's gonna forgive her?" "Then Noel's either more of a man than I am, or much less," "Then Noel's either more of a man than I am, or much less," "Then Noel's either more of a man than I am, or much less," "You make the call," "You make the call," "You make the call," "So, you guys are together again?" "So, you guys are together again?" "So, you guys are together again?" "We don't know," "We don't know," "We don't know," "Yeah, we're just gonna, kind of, see how things go," "Yeah, we're just gonna, kind of, see how things go," "Yeah, we're just gonna, kind of, see how things go," "Just for my happy ending, could you give each other a little kiss?" "Just for my happy ending, could you give each other a little kiss?" "Just for my happy ending, could you give each other a little kiss?" "Just a little one?" "Just a little one?" "Just a little one?" " Sean?" " I told you we weren't going out," " Sean?" " I told you we weren't going out," " Sean?" " I told you we weren't going out," "Come on, This has got to get steamy, I gotta sell it," "Come on, This has got to get steamy, I gotta sell it," "Come on, This has got to get steamy, I gotta sell it," " Turn that thing off," " What?" " Turn that thing off," " What?" " Turn that thing off," " What?" "If they get back together, I'll throw up," "If they get back together, I'll throw up," "If they get back together, I'll throw up," "I'll vomit on this carpet, You can video it," "I'll vomit on this carpet, You can video it," "I'll vomit on this carpet, You can video it,"