"Yoka van Bueren is an ordinary woman." "She met Marcel at secondary school." "They married, had two children and settled in a suburb of Leidschendam." "She has a few friends, is not into sport All perfectly normal." "Today she killed her husband with a flying pan." "Yoka..." "Van Bueren." "I live at Weerribben, number 45." "My little girl is having an asthma attack and her..." "What's it called..." "Her inhaler..." "It's finished so I jumped into the car without thinking." "Sorry." "Sony doesn't cut any ice Well, off you go." "Off you go." "Get going." "Thank you." "Maddox Veerman has never been normal." "She always feels she's failing." "She decided the world is better off without her and she wants to die to go to heaven, to God." "Word games keep her mind empty." "And she loves mayonnaise." "May the angels lead me info Paradise." "May the martyrs come to greet me and lead me home to the Holy City" "May the choirs of angels welcome me and may I find eternal rest in His arms" "John S. was raised by his Granny in Geldrop." "Then he lived with Joost and Tiny." "When their son Boy died, things went wrong" "John was convicted and sent to a mental hospital." "His interest in young kids was termed 'latent paedophilia'." "By a very bad psychiatrist." "Shoo... get away." "Geldrop." "The Geldrop Arms" "Hello Granny, it's Yoka." "No, Yoka." "How are you?" "Oh, I don't know." "But listen, Granny..." "I'm losing the connection." "Could you just pop in and help Abel and Sarah with their sandwiches?" "I really can't leave right now." "Yes, very busy right now." "Oh, that would be great." "And could you walk them to school?" "Wonderful, Granny, thanks a lot." "I said:" "Thanks a lot." "No, on Wednesdays they play at Willem and Anniek's." "They're staying the night." "Willem and Anniek." "No, Willem..." "Van de Hoek." "That's the name." "And listen Granny..." "Yes, that's wonderful." "And better not wake Marcel." "He was doing night shift at the hospital." "Yes." "Give them a kiss from me." "See you." "Geldrop..." "My gran lives there." "Sorry, nature called." "Did you get petrol, too?" " No." "That will be... 14.95." "Can I use my bank card?" " Of course." "Need a carrier bag?" " Please." "Do you collect Air Miles?" " Eh... no." "OK." "Interested in our special offer?" "Two packets of chewing gum, 1 euro." "No, thanks a lot." "I have to ask." "Sorry." "Do you collect the coins?" "Coins?" " They're like bonus coins." "You pay 5 cents extra per litre for the coin and in January and February..." " Thanks." "I'd like to pay." "Of course." "Do you have a Club Card?" "Sorry?" "The Golden Tiger Card." "Would you like one?" "After getting petrol ten times, you get 5 litres free from us." "I wish to pay." "OK, so this can go back." "That will be... 14.95, please." "Bank card?" " Certainly." "Under 15 euros we add 15 cents for the transaction cost, OK?" "Madam?" "Thanks." " Welcome." "Would you like a drink, Mr Veerman?" "No, thanks." "More peanuts perhaps?" "No, no." "Thank you." " Have a nice journey." "MYSTERY OF FAMILY TRAGEDY" "No trace of escaped detainee John S." "Piet Veerman in search of his daughter" "Back in a sec." " Yes." "Take someone a bunch of ﬂowers a cheerful face helps such a lot" "take someone a bunch of ﬂowers" "a cheerful face helps such a lot" "Hello..." "Hello." "Hello." " Hello." "Are we there?" "Erm... yes." "In heaven." "Absolutely." "Wonderful." "Heaven." "At last." "It was all they had." "Fantastic." "That's the shirt of a football club." "I used to play football." "How many brands of football boots do you know?" "Yes, there's a winner." "This is yours." " Thank you." "How many tunes from commercials do you know by heart'?" "How many commercials do you know?" "'At Video Land.' 'Really HEMA.'" "Fifteen..." " Only 15?" "But I know 22 kinds of horses." " OK, that's a lot." "Hobby shops." " Hobby shops?" "Five." " Seven." "Eight." " Off you go." "Hubo, Praxis, Builders..." "No..." "Builders' Mate..." "Hornbach." "Regional ones too?" " OK." "ABC Building Centre, Breukers Building Materials." "That's eight." " Congratulations." "Thanks..." "Cars?" "Easy!" "Twenty-five." "Thirty." " Forty-two." "Forty-two." " Want to hear?" "Saab, Volvo, Seat, Mercedes Benz Alfa Romeo, Nissan, Mazda Daihatsu..." "BMW... how many?" "Ten." " Thirty-two to go." "Opel, Volkswagen, Audi Renault, Citroen, Saab..." " That's twice." "Ferrari, Lamborghini, Mitsubishi..." "Hello?" "Rover, Toyota..." "Do sit down." "Madam Cherounoukou will see you now." "Is there a toilet?" "Landau." "Alas." "Welcome to the Kant Twa Hai." "Fourteen to go." "Chrysler is fourteen." "Datsun thirteen." "Trabant is twelve." "MG." "Madam Cherounoukou is greeting you." "Thank you." "I'd like to know..." " Shhh." "Oh, woe..." "the falcon that makes you sleep." "Oh, woe..." "the large, the small soul..." "Oh, woe..." "the walk is steep when fire and brimstone sweep." "Forward..." "Forward..." "Forw..." "Daddy?" "Hail Mary, full of grace the Lord is with thee..." "Blessed art thou..." "I dreamt I was locked in a monkey cage with Princess Diana." "We were both naked." "People threw orange peel at us, and pieces of bread, and those small bottles of..." "what is it again?" "Good for your guts." "Flora and fauna... come on... those small light brown bottles." "Not Vifit..." " Yakult." "Yes..." "Exactly." "And I held her." "Diana, when she wanted to cry." "In my arms." "Her small breasts pressed against me like soft tea bags." "All very gentle, all friendly like." "I held her." "And one day the doors of the cage opened and a man with a beard came in a man with a long, ﬂaxen beard came in and pulled me by my arms out of the cage and into a kind of remembrance hall... or a hangar, I don't remember exactly and they gave me things to eat and to drink and new clothes my hair was out and it was all very...wonderful all..." "An open fire that smell...and they said to me..." "It was a man..." "A negro with my mother's voice and he said that they would release me." "On one condition." "I had to leave Princess Diana behind with them." "In the cage." "In the cold and the rain..." "So I got up, took off all my clothes and walked back in a straight line to the cage." "And a day later or it could have been an hour later." "After psychiatric detainee's escape Minister resigns" "Milk." "Drink a Pint a Milk a Day." "Sir?" "Have you finished with this section?" "Thanks a lot." "John..." "John..." "John who?" "John Doe." "Oh..." "OK." "Psychiatric detainee John S. born in Geldrop is known to be extremely dangerous." "He was sentenced to six years psychiatric detention for violent crimes." "John 8., of unstable mind has a long criminal history." "He escaped during a weekend outing..." "I went to ask our neighbours if they liked the hotel but they're Swedish." "Must be bloody deaf." "knäckebröd." " Nils Hölgersson." "Ikeä." " Škoda." "Björn Börg." "Cöndöm." "Claudia Sträter." " Hüttenkäse." "Let's go." "Ritter Spört." " No, that doesn't work." "Cheese röll." "Madam!" "Madam." "Madam, you left something behind." "Geldrop." "Other directions." "Good evening." "Cats and dogs, eh?" " Oh, not as bad as it looks." "Shall I get you a towel?" " No, I'm fine." "What can I do for you?" "Do you have a room for three for tonight?" "The police requests your attention" "That would be nice." "On Tuesday 22 September a woman called Yoke van B disappeared from her home in Leidschendam... probably in her car, an Opel Vectra" "Perhaps you have a towel for me after all It would help." "She's 170 cm fall..." "Are there any new developments around Piet Veerman?" "No, it's a sad story" "First we heard that Maddox, his daughter had disappeared." "Run away or whatever." "I rang Piet, as one does... and he didn't want to create a fuss because she's left home before because she's a slippery eel pardon the expression and he hoped she'd be back soon but if not, he promised he'd get in touch with me." "And you wilt, Piet wont you?" "What's next?" "More news about the bankruptcy of "De Molshoop"." "His family left and now his business is gone." "There you are." " Very kind of you." "Three people you said?" "Yes, please." "Yes, quite." "And my Granddad too." "And I think his Granddad as well." "That's it." "But I'm not sure." "Are you from round here?" "I know you from somewhere." "See if I can find my credit card." "I don't understand..." "Don't you have any cash on you?" " No, that got..." "Such a nuisance all those cards, aren't they?" "I've stopped using them." "I go to the bank twice a week." "Here it is." "Go ahead." "No..." "Sorry, it really doesn't work." "A viandelle with..." " What on earth is a viandelle?" "A vegetarian sausage with" " Mayonnaise?" "No no... aviandelle curry sauce." "And cocktail sauce." "No onions." " I think so." "I believe it when I see it, that viandelle of yours." "Your go." " Let me think." "Are you sure we're going in the right direction?" "Your turn." " Yes." "A Bear-Bite without mayonnaise." "With shashlik sauce and pickle." "Thirteen-thirteen." "Snackbars don't have pickle." " Mine does." "My turn." "Isn't that just a vegetarian sausage?" "What?" " That viandelle of yours." "No." "Like you get vegetarian hotdogs and vegetarian hamburgers." "A vega-burger." " A vegetarian hotdog is a vega-burger." "Hamburger." "A vegetarian hamburger is a vega-burger." "Four-four." "Your turn again." " I don't believe it." "Thank you and here it is." "Where are we going again?" " Joost and Tiny, Boy's parents." "Cheeseburger ketchup." " Fourteen-thirteen." "I lived with them for a bit." "Joost is going to help us." "Exciting, 14-13" " Your turn." "Mexicano with..." " Mayo?" "No, with..." " Pity." "Extra peanut sauce and onions." "Yummy." " My turn." "A Magnum." " With mayonnaise?" "And small bits of gherkins." "Pickled." "Fifteen-fourteen." "A magnum with mayonnaise and small bits of gherkin?" "I've never ordered that." " You haven't?" "Pity." "I have." "At mine." " I can play that game too." "A tin of Fernandez with mayo" " No tins." "What do you mean?" " Tins are not allowed." "But he could have an ice cream." " Sony." "Well..." " No tins." "A shoarma roll..." "A shoarma roll with apple sauce and a dollop of whipped cream." "Separate, please." "It was one of the..." "It was one of the favourite songs of..." "my daughter." "Of Maddox's." " Was?" "Why did you say: was?" "Never mind." "I'll explain to the viewers." "Maybe you didn't know this but Piet Veerman's daughter, Maddox..." "It's been on radio and TV that she's been missing or a while." "Eight days." "For eight days she's been gone." "At first you wanted to keep it quiet and avoid media attention but now you've chosen publicity." "Sometimes it would be all right for a long time... and we'd think: 'Yes, we did it She'll live happily ever after.'" "How did you notice?" "She'd be very sweet and kind and she would laugh, and we sang together." "But then after a while... she would stall praying again." "All day." "And... erm..." "Hurting herself." "And then you knew..." " We'd lost her." "There she goes." "Try as we liked..." "Holding her..." "Rocking her to sleep...kissing her." "But somehow it didn't reach her." "Or not anymore." "To hear your daughter say:" ""Daddy, I don't want to go on living."" ""I don't deserve to live."" "And after so long that struggle..." "you don'!" "begrudge her" "Oh well... peace." "I don't know if Maddox's wish to die... if it is if we should take it away from her." "Who would be happier for it?" "She?" "Or just us?" "But you're really here to ask the viewers to contact us if they've seen Maddox anywhere." "They can ring the number now on screen." "How many foreign currencies can you think of?" "Fifteen or something...sixteen." "Joost and Tiny." "I'm sure they lived somewhere around here." "It smells just like it used to." "The grass...and young..." "Shooting?" "No, I only shoot at the funfair." "Shooting?" "No, I only shoot at the funfair." "Cuddly toys." "Shooting cuddly toys." "Anew challenge." "We put them to sleep between us." "Are you really OK?" "Yes..." " Ça va bien?" "Are you fine?" " Yes." "I missed you, you know." "I've missed you." "We've been thinking of you such a lot, Tine and me." "For ages." "Why didn't you let us visit you?" "Wouldn't you like to stay for a while?" " No." "Where will you go?" " Geldrop." "That's good." " To my granny." "That's great." " Yes." "Could you do with some help?" " Yes." "Come along." " I will." "And your mummy?" "She's not alive any more." "Since a long time ago." "My mummy nearly died, too." "When Boy died she was very angry, and then..." "Boy is my brother." "Have you got a brother?" " No." "John found my mother." "When he came out of school." "Just in time." " What a good thing." "Yes." "Do you have any children?" " Yes." "How old are they?" "Sarah is seven... and Abel is five." "According to me it makes no difference whether you're dead or not yet born." "What do you think?" " Erm..." "Yes." "Yes, I think so too." "How did you think of those names?" " What do you mean?" "I mean Sarah and..." " Abel." "How did you think of them?" "Sarah was my mother's second name." "And Abel, that was Marcel's grandfather's name." "Who is Marcel?" " That's my husband." "Are you married?" "Yes." "Cheers, big-ears." "Would you take this?" "Thank you." "Shall we sing?" "Next time." "Thank you." "Oh, wait!" "This is yours." " No, you can keep it." "Nagano..." "Tomakomai..." "Yokahama..." "Hiroshima." "Osaka." " Don't prompt." "Osaka..." "Fukushima..." "Matsue..." "Iwaki." " Don't do that." "Three to go." "You couldn't think of Francois Boulanger." " He didn't present Boggle but Lingo." "Boggle, Lingo..." "I don't see the difference." "Lingo is with the little balls and Boggle..." "Kushiro." "Eighteen." "Avery good afternoon." "Driving license, please." "Yes..." "I left it at home." "At home?" " Yes." "Where the heart is." " Why?" "Where the heart is." "Insurance papers, please." "Voilà." "Thank you." "You're Joost de Kooning?" " He's a friend." "We borrowed his oar." "Joost de Kooning." " Yes." "The Joost de Kooning?" " Yes." "Stay where you are, please." "The car has not been reported missing, but I'd like you to follow me follow me to the police station so that I can check your identity and write out a report for driving without carrying the required documents." "The problem is..." "What was your name again?" " Sony?" "Your name." "My little girl is having an asthma attack and her..." "Inhaler." " Her inhaler is finished so I just jumped into the car." "It won't take long." "Just follow me and you'll be home soon." "Your name?" "Yoka." "Yoka van Bueren." "On the deck of a ship." "It was hot and I was lying on a mattress." "On the deck of a ship." "First I thought I was alone which I didn't mind but then I heard my father singing." "It turned out he was on the other side of the ship, at the helm wearing a white captain's cap." "So I got up and I went up to him..." "And when he saw me he couldn't stop laughing." "He came up to me, held me and he turned around and around." "With me in his arms." "And we sang." "Together." "A bit like in a commercial." "Not a very good commercial but one that gives you a good feeling." "A life insurance commercial." "How did that one go with the boy and the peanut sandwich?" "Calvé peanut butter:" "he wants to be a farmer." "A skater." " Like Evert van Benthem." "Yes, like that one." "But then on a ship." "And with my father." "Do you know the feeling that you know you're dreaming?" "I thought it was all very meaningful and so on..." "But I thought:" "If I know I'm dreaming I can decide the dream is mine." "So I can decide what happens." "How many ways of saying goodbye do you know?" "Take care." "Yes..." "Yes..." "Very kind of you...to phone." "Thank you." "See you." "Take care...take care." "I'll check if she's in." "She lives here?" " My granny." "Hello, darling." " Hi, Granny." "I must have dropped off." "Sorry." " Doesn't matter." "You smell nice." "Did you..." "Hurry or you'll be late for school." " It's the break." "Did you find your sandwiches this morning?" "And a kiwi, right?" " A vitamin bomb." "Good." "You get the dice." "And there's a pen over there." "I'll have a snooze later on or I'll be dead beat this evening." "Don't you have to go to school?" " I've got no school today." "Oh, that's nice." "Shall we start?" " You start." "Four threes..." "Nearly Yatzee." "One more?" "Throw another three."