"(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "CLARA:" "Doctor!" "Doctor!" "DOCTOR:" "Yes, you're the verynextthingonthelist." "Doctor, help me!" "Clara,I 'munderattack fromfourandabit." "Battle fit, in case you think I'm slacking." "Doctor, I think there's something in my spacesuit." "That's..." "That's possible, actually." "You were too long in the spider mines." "CLARA:" "Okay, explain." "DOCTOR:" "It'spossiblyalovesprite." "Sucks your..." "Sucks your brain out through your mouth, hence the name." "It's halfway up my leg." "Don'tworry,it 'sjusthungry." "CLARA:" "Doctor..." "Describe the four most interesting stars you can see." "There's a blue one." "Quite big." "Two little yellowish ones just below." "Colourofwhisky, smalleroneblinking?" "Yes." "It's in the back of my neck." "I can feel it." "Great!" "Soasphyxiation wouldkillyoufirst." "Can you see a nebula?" "Can you see a nebula in a sort of wing shape?" "But green at the end." "(EXPLOSIONS)" "Yes." "Yes, I can." "Great." "I've seen it, too." "I wonder where it was." "Doctor." "(SCREAMING) Doctor!" "(GRUNTING)" "(CLARA COUGHING)" "(SQUELCHES)" "(EXCLAIMS)" "(COUGHING)" "(EXHALES)" "How did we do?" "Oh!" "Not a word about my spot-on materialisation skills." "What about all the Philosians?" "Are they safe?" "Huh?" "Oh, yeah." "Well, I lured their attackers halfway across the universe and drained their weapons banks." "Not to mention, I also saved a school teacher from having her brains devoured and being asphyxiated in deep space." "So now, if you don't mind," "I'm gonna go outside and wipe my boot on the grass." "(DOOR OPENS)" "What's to stop them rearming and trying again?" "Nothing." "But the Philosians will be ready for them this time." "It's the best I could do, Clara." "I'm not actually the police." "That's just what it says on the box." "You are always talking about what you can and can't do, but you never tell me the rules." "We're time travellers." "We tread softly." "It's okay to make ripples but not tidal waves." "You are a tidal wave." "Don't say that." "(SWORDS WHOOSHING)" "CLARA:" "Doctor." "No, no, not Vikings." "(SWORDS WHOOSHING)" "I'm not in the mood for Vikings." "You're coming with us." "DOCTOR:" "No." "I'm not." "And you want to know why?" "(VIKINGS GROWLING)" "On my face, right now, more advanced technology than your species will manage over the next nine million years." "Clara." "Yeah." "We're going with the Vikings." "(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)" "(HORN BLOWING)" "(CHEERING)" "ASHILDR:" "You're back." "All of you." "Are all of you back?" "I'm told so." "I haven't counted." "I'm back." "(LAUGHS)" "I had a dream you'd all died." "It was so real I thought I made it happen." "Well, if ever does, I'm sure you'll find some way to blame yourself." "I wish none of you had to go." "CLARA:" "Plan, Doctor?" "Any time soon." "I do have a plan." "Yeah, that's what you keep saying." "For two days on a longboat." "Well, only because you were looking worried." "Well, only because you kept saying, "I do have plan."" "I do have a plan." "There you go." "(INHALES)" "You all right?" "Do you know her?" "Never seen her before in my life." "Okay, so why are you staring?" "I don't know." "Nothing, probably." "Too much time travel." "It happens." "What happens?" "People talk about premonition as if it's something strange." "It's not." "It's just remembering in the wrong direction." "DOCTOR:" "Okay, plan." "We meet the boss-man and we do the usual." "Which is?" "Replace him." "Father." "CLARA:" "That one." "To the primitive mind, advanced technology can seem like magic." "It's gonna be the yo-yo again, isn't it?" "Yeah." "It's in my pocket somewhere." "VIKING:" "We have travelled far." "We have fought..." "How did you do that?" "Magic." "...many miracles and much treasure." "(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "How dare you insult our chief?" "I am very, very cross with you." "I am very disappointed!" "I have taken human form to walk among you." "Who are you, old man?" "Do you not recognise the sign of Odin?" "VIKING:" "You are not Odin." "And that is not Odin's sign." "Oh, and you would know that how exactly?" "Have you met Odin?" "Do you know what Odin looks like?" "(THUNDERCLAP)" "ODIN:" "Oh, my people." "I am Odin." "And now, your day of reward has finally dawned." "Do not believe this foolish trickery." "It's supposed to do that." "Your mightiest warriors will feast with me tonight in the halls of Valhalla." "Stay still." "Stay very, very, still." "CLARA:" "That's not really Odin, is it?" "He doesn't even know yo-yo." "(VIKINGS SCREAMING)" "CLARA:" "So, this is an invasion?" "No, this is a harvest." "The strongest, the fittest." "The weak and the young, they'll leave behind." "We have to help them." "We have to not get chosen." "Clara." "Clara!" "Have you still got the eye-patch thing?" "(WHISPERS) Clara... (WHISPERING) Point it at my chains and think the word "Open."" "Say it with your mind." "DOCTOR:" "Clara!" "Clara!" "(CHAINS CLINKING)" "(INDISTINCT TALKING)" "MAN:" "Welcome to Valhalla, my ladies." "(VIKING GRUNTING)" "(GRUNTS)" "(LAUGHS)" "Wait." "Wait!" "There's nothing to fear, strange men." "We are Odin's chosen." "(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)" "(METAL RATTLING)" "The wall!" "It moves!" "(MEN SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY)" "Odin." "Odin!" "Use your blades." "Try to jam it." "Come on." "Quick." "Pull!" "Trying!" "Quickly!" "(WHOOSHING)" "(DOG BARKING)" "VIKING 1:" "They took half the village." "VIKING 2:" "Yeah." "And it was the good half." "They went willingly to Valhalla." "Thus would we all." "I wouldn't." "Well, I wouldn't." "I'm not good with heights." "Oh, stop it." "All of you stop it right now." "Homo sapiens, you are an intelligent species." "Stop lying to yourselves." "Choose your words carefully, false Odin." "Yes, I am a false Odin." "That's exactly right." "I lied." "The big fella in the sky, he lied, too." "You all know it." "Because what's the one thing the gods never do?" "Gods never actually show up." "Guess what?" "You got raided." "Guess what else?" "I lost someone who matters to me." "So did I." "Why are we still alive?" "ODIN:" "Because of this." "Explain." "CLARA:" "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to make you afraid." "I have no reason to fear you." "Except you've already analysed that." "And you know it's a technology from a civilisation vastly more powerful than your own." "And you will have also noticed that, erm..." "I'm wearing a spacesuit." "So I'm not from around here." "And it's highly unlikely that I will have come alone." "You see, you haven't killed us because killing us would start a fight you didn't come here to have." "And you're not sure you could win." "Ooh!" "Hello." "Time for your medication?" "Adrenaline testosterone." "Extracted from the finest warriors." "(GULPING)" "(EXHALES)" "Nectar!" "Okay, you mash up Vikings to make warrior juice." "Nice." "They what?" "CLARA:" "Why play God?" "What is a god but the cattle's name for farmer?" "What is heaven but the gilded door of the abattoir?" "You're not a farmer." "You're a thief caught in the act." "I don't understand." "Mashed up?" "What are you saying?" "Hush." "Go." "Now." "Go find Vikings on other planets." "The universe is full of testosterone." "Trust me, it's unbearable." "We won't follow you." "See?" "We don't need to fight." "War is our way." "Ask yourself, is this a war you really want?" "ASHILDR:" "Yes!" "You'll pay for what you have done here today." "I am a Viking." "Ashildr." "Daughter of Ionhar." "You have mocked our gods, killed our warriors." "And we'll crush you on the field of battle." "That's better." "You were about to leave." "You almost had me talking." "Talk is for cowards." "No, no, no." "Listen to me." "I accept your challenge." "We will crush you." "Oh, please." "Shut up." "Shall we say, this time tomorrow?" "Ten of my warriors versus the best of your village." "You will beg for mercy." "(LAUGHS)" "I will send you back." "You can inform your people of their impending destruction." "CLARA:" "Why are you doing this?" "Why else?" "The joy of war." "Can't you see it on my face?" "(BEEPS)" "(GRUNTS)" "Clara." "My child." "Clara!" "Clara!" "I'm not a hugger." "Ah." "This is..." "Oh!" "No." "Where are the others?" "I'm sorry, Father." "DOCTOR:" "I looked them up at my 2,000 year diary." "They are called the Mire." "Okay, listen." "They are one of the deadliest warrior races in the entire galaxy." "Okay." "But they are practical." "They get what they want and then they go." "You persuaded them to go, didn't you?" "I knew that you would." "The deadliest warrior race in the galaxy?" "One of them." "Yes, why?" "Because I think this village just declared war on them." "They're coming here tomorrow, 10 of them, to kill everybody in the village." "Ashildr, is this true?" "It's my fault." "Not every misfortune that befalls this village is down to you." "She thinks she brings us bad luck." "What bad luck?" "You haven't had any bad luck." "You're fine." "We're about to be attacked by..." "DOCTOR:" "Yes, yes, yes, yes." "With a whole day to spare." "So, leave." "Hop it." "Take off." "Into the woods, split up, hide." "Hang about there for a week, come back home." "Make puddings and babies." "That's basically what you do, isn't it?" "We cannot leave this village." "Yes, you can." "Just pick a direction." "Fly like a bird, run like a nose." "It's probably a Vikings' saying, I haven't checked that." "No." "We will fight." "(VIKINGS AGREEING)" "Really?" "Well, I don't know if you remember, but they actually took away all your fighters." "So, uh, what are you?" "Farmers, fishermen, web designers." "Maybe not that last one." "(WEAPONS CLANKING)" "We are Vikings!" "(ALL CHEERING)" "Okay. (CLAPS)" "Tell me this." "How many people here have actually held a sword in battle?" "By show of hands." "Mmm-hmm." "Yeah, baby." "The Mire are coming for each and every one of you." "(SWORD CLANKING)" "So, what're you gonna do?" "Raise crops up?" "If necessary." "I think he was being sarcastic." "We're not cowards." "We do not run." "And a death in battle is a death with honour." "ALL:" "Aye." "(BABY CRYING)" "DOCTOR:" "Do babies die with honour?" "I am afraid, Mother." "Hold me, Mother." "I'm afraid." "Erm, he speaks baby." "DOCTOR:" "Turn your face towards me, Mother, for you're... (SCOFFS)" "You're beautiful... (BABY CONTINUES CRYING)" "And I will sing for you." "I'm afraid, but I will sing." "Babies think that laughter is singing, did you know that?" "I applaud your courage, but I deplore your stupidity." "And I will mourn your deaths, which will be terrifying, painful and without honour." "Stay." "You could help us." "I know you could." "I told you to run." "That's all the help you need." "That's all the help you're getting." "The Earth is safe, humanity is not in danger." "It's just one village." "Just one village?" "Suppose I saved it, by some miracle, no Tardis, no sonic..." "Just one village defeats the Mire." "What then?" "Word gets around," "Earth becomes a target of strategic value and the Mire come back." "And God knows what else." "Ripples into tidal waves, until everybody dies." "(BABY CRYING)" "What's it saying?" "She." "She's afraid." "Babies sense danger." "They have to." "Tell me." "Mother, I hear thunder." "Mother, I hear shouting." "You're my world, but I hear other worlds now." "Beyond the unfolding of your smile... (BABY CONTINUES CRYING) ...is that other kindness." "I'm afraid." "Will they be kind?" "The sky is crying now, fire in the water," "fire in the water." "You just decided to stay." "(CRYING STOPS)" "The baby stopped crying." "So, when I say "Move," you move." "When I say, "Jump," you say, "How high?"" "Unless, of course, there's a gap of some kind which, of course, means you jump horizontally." "Yes, what is it, Lofty?" "Sir, my name's not actually "Lofty." It's Br..." "No, it's not." "It's Lofty." "I've got too much to think about without everybody having their own names." "So, it's Lofty." "You're Lofty, you're Daphne." "You're Noggin the Nog." "ZZ Top." "And you're, uh..." "Heidi." "So, we'll try that again." "Lofty?" "What is it?" "Sorry, sir." "It's just..." "Why aren't we practising with real swords?" "Yes, perhaps, you'd like to field this one, Limpy." "Because we can't be trusted with them." "That's right." "Yes." "You'll be given your real swords back when you can prove that you can wave them around without lopping bits off yourself." "Heidi!" "Why are your eyes closed?" "Sorry, sir, just not that good with the sight of blood." "No, of course you're not." "Swords against those creatures..." "That won't work, will it?" "He's just warming up." "He hasn't got a plan, yet, but he will have." "And it'll be spectacular." "(DOCTOR WHISTLING)" "Enough theory." "I'm handing out the real swords." "(LAUGHS)" "(HORN BLOWING) -(PEOPLE BUSTLING)" "That could have gone better." "(EXCLAIMS)" "Morning." "What happened?" "The big bang?" "Dinosaurs, bipeds, a mounting sense of futility." "More recently," "Chuckles hit Lofty over the head, on his helmet with a sword, which knocked him out, there was a little blood, which you saw, and did that." "Only the first time, you did it, you knocked a torch into some hay, which spooked a horse who kicked open the gate, and I'm sure that you can fill in the rest." "(THUNDERCLAP)" "Weird sounding thunder." "That's not thunder." "It's the weapon forges of the Mire, making sure we hear them." "Well?" "Well..." "Heidi faints at the mention of blood, not just the sight any more." "He's actually upgraded his phobia." "Chuckles..." "He questions every single order you give him, which is gonna be a little..." "A little bit difficult, a little bit tricky in the heat of battle." "I keep waiting to hear what your real plan is." "Teaching them to fight, that's the only plan I've got." "Turning them into fighters?" "That's not like you." "Yeah, I used to believe that, too." "(LAUGHS) What happened?" "You." "Oh, Clara Oswald." "What have I made of you?" "It doesn't matter how well you train them, it's not gonna make a difference." "They'll die fighting, with honour." "To a Viking, that's all the difference in the world." "A good death?" "Is that the best they can hope for?" "A good death is the best anyone can hope for, unless you happen to be immortal." "Sorry." "CLARA:" "No problem." "DOCTOR:" "Good night." "CLARA:" "You've made an impact there." "Stop it." "What, she's nice." "I'll fight you for her." "The human race." "You're obsessed." "You all need to get a hobby." "I've got a hobby." "Thanks." "It's you, by the way." "Well, get a new one." "Not this." "Tomorrow it's gonna be a bloodbath." "Don't even ask." "These people all died hundreds of years before you were even born." "I'm not running." "I have a duty of care." "No, you don't because I've never asked for that." "Every time we do something like this," "I keep thinking, "What if something happens to you?"" "Well, stop thinking about me." "And start thinking about them, because you're missing something." "What?" "How're you gonna win?" "You always miss it, right up until the last minute." "So, put down your sword, stop playing soldier, and look for it." "Start winning, Doctor." "It's what you're good at." "ASHILDR:" "So, we meet again, fake Odin." "Valhalla burns around you." "Your army is destroyed." "And now, it is time for you to die!" "(CLEARS THROAT)" "How long have you been there?" "Is that for a puppet?" "Oh, I love puppets." "I make puppets sometimes when I'm..." "Frightened." "When the raiding parties go out," "I make up stories about their battles." "Because if you make up the right story, you think it will keep them safe and they'll all come home." "That's okay." "You're not the first person to ever have done that." "Why are you here?" "I'm looking for something I'm missing." "What do you think our chances are tomorrow?" "We'll be cut down like corn." "By this time tomorrow, every single one of us will be dead." "Yeah." "(SIGHS)" "You could go." "There's nowhere for me except here." "This is my place." "The sky, the hills, the sea, the people..." "Is there nowhere like that for you?" "Oh, I like a nice view as much as anyone." "But..." "Can't wait for the next one." "I pity you." "I will mourn for you." "I know which I'd prefer." "You think they are all idiots, don't you?" "What, you mean, the rest of the universe?" "Um, basically, yes, I do." "But they're kind and brave and strong." "And I love them." "Good." "Good, but that won't save you." "I've always been different." "All my life, I've known that." "The girls all thought I was a boy." "The boys all said I was just a girl." "My head is always full of stories." "I know I'm strange." "Everyone knows I'm strange." "But here, I'm loved." "You tell me to run to save my life." "I tell you that leaving this place would be death itself." "I cannot keep you safe." "I do not have the strength." "But I will try to till the last beat of my heart." "(BABY CRYING)" "If you seek to mock me in this moment..." "No." "No." "No, you go ahead." "You cry all you like." "Speaking of cry, is that..." "Is that baby getting closer?" "(BABY CRYING)" "Why is Lofty stealing the baby?" "That's his child." "Oh." "Where is he taking her?" "ASHILDR:" "The boathouse." "He takes her to the boathouse when she won't settle." "She likes the fish." "Why would she?" "Fire in the water." "Fire in the water." "Fire in the water." "Fire..." "Fire in..." "Fire in the water." "Fire in the water!" "That's it!" "That's it." "That's it." "That's what we are missing." "Clara, I found it!" "Clara!" "Clara!" "(BABY CRYING)" "Lofty!" "Oh!" "I had no idea that that was your baby." "Hello, baby." "I had no idea this was your junior parent." "I'm trying to settle her." "She likes all the fish." "Okay, you're shouting." "What's happened?" "You trapped your finger in something again?" "Chuckles, bedtime is cancelled." "Everybody off the hearth stead." "We have a long night's work ahead of us." "I'm gonna need a blacksmith." "Who's the blacksmith?" "I'm the blacksmith." "What?" "Are you the blacksmith?" "And you got a baby, too." "He's been at it hammer and tongs." "CLARA:" "Doctor, explain." "What's happening?" "There's gonna be a war tomorrow." "And here's some news, this just in." "We're gonna win the hell out of it." "How?" "Ashildr, this is your village, and you will never have to leave it." "I swear." "Seriously, how?" "I told you that we were basically doomed." "Did no one in this two-horn town think to mention that you had eels?" "Eels?" "I give you fire in the water." "Electric eels." "Yes." "Yes." "I know exactly how you feel." "Well, not exactly." "She needs changing." "Plan, then?" "And it is a doozy." "DOCTOR:" "We need to pull that silvery stuff out of Clara's spacesuit." "We can use it to magnify the electrical charge." "Stop looking confused!" "Look happy!" "Winning is all about looking happier than the other guy." "Always walk briskly, makes you a moving target." "Uh..." "Oh, that's for Lofty!" "Lofty!" "And talk with confidence." "Even if you are terrified." "Act as if you know their plan, and sometimes, if you are very lucky, they'll actually tell you it." "Ah." "This is for Ashildr." "Then, we deploy the anvil." "Now, at this stage, get me one of the helmets." "It's key." "We get a helmet and this is over." "Then we can mop up the rest using Ashildr's monstrosity." "That is rubbish." "I know." "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "(VIKINGS CHEERING)" "Hi." "Hello, hi." "I'm the Doctor." "It's lovely to meet you to face to, uh..." "Convincing hologram." "You could always go... (IMITATES BUZZING) ...and get rid of it." "No?" "No, on second thoughts, don't." "That, that..." "That suits you." "It is time to fight." "DOCTOR:" "No, no, no." "We decided against that." "We thought we'll just have a party!" "(ALL CHEERING)" "ODIN:" "Let me put it another way." "You fight or you die." "We are unarmed." "There isn't a single weapon in this room, which I'm sure your systems are telling you that." "You wouldn't open fire on unarmed civilians, would you?" "It wouldn't be the first time." "(METAL CLINKING)" "Chuckles, now!" "(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)" "DOCTOR:" "Run, run, run, run, run, run, run!" "(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Chuckles, switch!" "(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)" "Chuckles, off!" "Oh!" "Don't move!" "Go!" "CLARA:" "How's it going?" "Reversing the polarity of the neutron flow." "I bet that means something." "It sounds great." "Ashildr!" "Are you ready?" "I'm scared." "You were born for this." "(INHALES)" "Show them a story they'll never forget." "(LASERS FIRING)" "(INHALES SHARPLY)" "(ROARS)" "(GRUNTING)" "What is this beast?" "(LASER GUN FIRING)" "It's impossible!" "ROBOT:" "Withdraw!" "Withdraw!" "Stand and fight!" "(ROARING)" "Withdraw!" "DOCTOR:" "See how they run." "Withdraw!" "Cowards!" "Withdraw!" "That enough, Ashildr, story's over." "Happy ending." "(ROARING)" "(TRUMPET BLARING)" "(LAUGHING)" "(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)" "What trickery is this?" "DOCTOR:" "Ha!" "Says the man with a fake face!" "Well, you see, that's the trouble with viewing reality through technology." "It's all too easy to feed in a new reality." "Have you got it?" "Great." "A story to save a town." "And a puppet from a nightmare." "You see, you've just seen the world through the eyes of a storyteller." "The mighty armies of the Mire, brutal, sadistic, undefeated." "Even I believed the stories." "But after today, no one will again." "An army like yours, it lives or dies on its reputation, its story." "And today, you were sent packing by a handful of farmers and fishermen." "(LAUGHING)" "Not to mention the whole, wetting your pants and running away from a puppet debacle... (LAUGHING) See, that was really funny." "That was hilarious." "It's just lucky that nobody recorded that." "Wait a minute, we did." "(RECORDER BEEPS)" "Cowards!" "You see, all it needed was the  Benny Hill theme." "The  Benny Hill theme, yes." "(LAUGHS)" "Now you see, we could just keep this as a funny little film, and play it every year at the Christmas party or," "I could upload to the galactic hub and get a second opinion." "So the question you need to ask yourself is this." "Just how important is your reputation to you?" "Here's a little sneak preview, piped straight into your helmets, free of charge." "(RECORDER BEEPS)" "(BENNY HILL THEME PLAYING)" "Ah,wait." "Cowards..." "(LASERS FIRING)" "DOCTOR:" "If you don't leave right now..." "(RECORDER BEEPS)" "I'll put it out there for all to see and no one will fear you again." "This humiliation will not go unpunished." "We will meet again." "Oh, I hacked your teleporter, sorry." "(VIKINGS CHEERING)" "(LAUGHS)" "You did it, Ashildr." "You did it." "You saved us all!" "Ashildr?" "Ashildr?" "Ashildr?" "Get the helmet off her." "Get it off now." "(GRUNTING)" "Ashildr..." "No pulse." "I think..." "Doctor, is she dead?" "(ALL GASPING)" "I'm sorry." "(WHIMPERING)" "I'm really..." "Terribly sorry." "Heart failure, yeah?" "Yeah." "I plugged her into the machine." "Used her up like a battery." "(SIGHING)" "I'm so sick of losing." "You didn't lose." "You saved the town." "I don't mean the war." "I'll lose any war you like." "I'm sick of losing people." "Look at you with your eyes, you're never giving up to anger." "Kindness." "One day, remember if that will hurt so much that I won't be able to breathe, and I will do what I always do," "I'll get in my box and I'll run and I'll run..." "In case all the pain ever catches up, and every place I go, it will be there." "You did your best." "She died." "There's nothing you can do." "I can do anything." "There's nothing I can't do." "Nothing." "But I'm not supposed to." "Ripples, tidal waves, rules." "I'm not supposed to." "(EXCLAIMS)" "What?" "What's wrong?" "My face..." "Who found me this face?" "Why this one?" "Why did I choose..." "Thisface?" "CLARA:" "Doctor?" "What's wrong with your face?" "I think I know why I chose it." "It's like I'm trying to tell myself something." "I think I know what I'm trying to say." "Just someone, not the whole town." "Justsavesomeone." "Comewithme ..." "I know where I got this face and I know what it is for." "Okay, what's it for?" "To remind me, to hold me to the mark." "I'm the Doctor, and I save people." "And if anyone happens to be listening, anyone have a kind of a problem with that, to hell with you!" "(GRUNTS)" "What's he doing?" "Saving her, I think." "(WHOOSHING)" "It's from the Mire helmet, battlefield medical kit." "I've reprogrammed it for human beings." "It's gone." "It's inside her." "It's repairing her." "It won't ever stop repairing her, if it works." "Come on, Ashildr." "Come on." "The story's not over yet." "Daughter... (SNIFFLES) Listen to me." "This town has lost so much." "If we lose you, too, there'll be nothing left." "(GASPING)" "(WHEEZING)" "She'll be conscious in a day." "Up and about in three." "No swimming for a week." "Now, we're going to need a long boat and some of your best rowers." "We're two days sail from the Tardis." "Come on, Clara!" "No, wait, no." "She'll want to see you when she wakes." "Oh, no." "Well, she'll see me often enough once she understands." "Understands what?" "Second dose." "When she needs to take this?" "No, no, no." "It's not for her." "Then who is it for?" "Ah, whoever she wants." "ASHILDR:" "Doctor..." "Thank you." "DOCTOR:" "Ah..." "Don't thank me yet, Ashildr." "Not yet." "CLARA:" "Okay, it's official." "Silence is even worse in a Scottish accent." "Are you going to tell me what you are brooding about?" "DOCTOR:" "It won't stop." "The repair kit I put inside of Ashildr, long ago..." "It will just keep fixing her." "Well, good." "I'm not sure, but it is entirely possible she has lost the ability to die." "The ability?" "Oh!" "(CHUCKLES)" "Dying is an ability, believe me." "Barring accidents, she may now be functionally immortal." "(DOOR UNLOCKING)" "If the repair kit never stops working, then..." "Why did you give her two?" "Immortality isn't living forever, that's not what it feels like." "Immortality is everybody else dying." "She might meet someone she can't bear to lose." "That happens." "I believe." "(MACHINE INITIALISING)" "I was angry." "I was emotional." "Just possibly, I've made a terrible mistake." "Maybe even a tidal wave." "Time will tell, it always does." "CLARA:" "Whatever you did for Ashildr," "I think she deserved it." "Yes." "Yes, she did." "But Ashildr isn't just human any more, there's a little piece of alien inside her." "So in a way, she's..." "In a way..." "She is a hybrid." "(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)" "(HORSE NEIGHING)" "Whoa!" "KNIGHTMARE:" "Stand and deliver." "(SCREAMING)" "If I didn't know better, I'd say this was a robbery." "The most wanted in the land." "Now is not the time to be showing off." "GIRL:" "Could it be we are lookingforthesameprize?" "The eyes of Hades." "Who is this?" "Your sidekick?" "I'm not a sidekick." "GIRL:" "Come on sidekick, watchmerun." "MR FANSHAWE:" "There is anintruderon thepremises." "What you doing?" "It's kill or be killed." "DOCTOR:" "You'replayingwithfire!" "Do you have a cat?"