"(CLOCK TICKING)" "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "(DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #1:" "HANG ON!" "EDGAR WILL SAVE YOU!" "GO ON, ELLIE!" "CALL FOR HELP!" "OH NO, AN AVALANCHE!" "♪" "AND A FOREST FIRE!" "OH HELP!" "SAVE ME!" "♪" "YAY!" "WHAT'S THAT?" "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EDGAR EAGLE," "CHAMPION OF THE SKIES." "ALL RIGHT, EDGAR!" "RELAX, ELLIE." "IT TAKES MORE THAN A FEW ROCKS" "TO FAZE EDGAR EAGLE." "♪" "HI-YA!" "AH, THERE." "NOW, IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A WISH." "♪" "OH, EDGAR, MY HERO." "OH, DID YOU SEE THAT?" "SMASHED THEM INTO PEBBLES." "YEAH, WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO BE LIKE HIM?" "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" "OH, WE WERE JUST, UH, WAITING FOR THE NEWS," "YOUR NASTINESS." "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT." "WE WANTED TO SEE IF WE DID ANYTHING ROTTEN TODAY." "SILENCE!" "YES, YOUR ROTTENNESS." "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU" "DING MATS TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL" "WITH YOUR SPARE TIME?" "LIKE, UH, KISSING MY FEET." "♪" "ALL RIGHT, DINGBOTS, BREAK TIME IS OVER." "WE'VE GOT A HEDGEHOG TO HUNT." "HE CALLED ME A DINGBOT" "AND YOU SAID HE DIDN'T LOVE ME." "OKAY, WHY DON'T WE HAVE A RACE?" "WHOEVER CATCHES SONIC FIRST IS THE ONE" "THE MASTER LOVES BEST." "OH, AND I'M THE FASTEST." "SO IF I WERE YOU, I'D QUIT NOW." "OH!" "ANYBODY CAN BE FAST IF THEY HAVE TRACKS." "(OFFSCREEN)" "EDGAR:" "TIRED OF BEING SLOW AS A TORTOISE?" "WHY BE A SLOW POKE WHEN YOU CAN EXPERIENCE" "THE THRILL OF FASTER THAN EAGLE FLIGHT?" "OH, OH, OH!" "TELL ME, TELL ME HOW!" "FOR YOUR EASY TO BUILD EAGLE-COPTER KIT," "JUST SEND 1,000 MOBIUMS TO EDGAR EAGLE," "BOX 555, MOBIUM CITY STUDIOS." "AND IF YOU HURRY, YOU'LL RECEIVE AN AUTHENTIC" "EDGAR EAGLE SCARF AND HELMET SET FREE." "YOU'VE HAD IT, HEDGEHOG!" "HMM, NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO FIT TAB A-392" "INTO SLOT Z-427." "WOO!" "OH, IS THAT" "SLOT X-427?" ""NOW ATTACH THE PARABOLIC MATRIX" "TO THE DOOHIKY TO THE OSCILLATOR FRAMIS" "AND TURN TWO FULL TURNS CLOCKWISE."" "NO PROBLEM." "ONE MORE TURN." "AH!" "HELP!" "WHOA!" "(ZANY MUSIC)" "♪" "EASY TO BUILD?" "HA!" "THIS THING BETTER ZAP SONIC GOOD." "NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS START 'ER UP." "♪" "WOO!" "♪" "BOY OH BOY, WHAT A DAY, HUH, KID?" "IT'S AWFUL PEACEFUL, SONIC." "IT'S GOOD FOR YA, LITTLE GUY." "MAKES YA APPRECIATE THE SIMPLE THINGS." "LIKE..." "LIKE FRESH JALAPEÑOS ON YOUR CHILI DOG." "NOW I GET IT." "YOU THINK FARMER PECK WILL GIVE US A CHILI DOG." "COULD BE." "HE SURE WAS HOT TO GET US OUT HERE." "I WONDER WHY HE SOUNDED SO WORRIED." "HE MUST BE ONE OF THOSE JUMPY TYPES." "WHAT COULD GO WRONG OUT HERE?" "COWS MOOING, BIRDS SINGING, BEES BUZZING." "BUZZING REAL LOUD." "EAT FLAMING EGG BOMBS, HEDGEHOG!" "HA-HA-HA!" "OOPS!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #1:" "COME BACK HERE, YOU PRICKLY PEST!" "WHERE'D HE GO?" "WHERE'D HE GO?" "ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, PULL OVER." "OH COME ON, OFFICER." "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" "LET'S GO, BUDDY." "DOWN!" "OH FUDGE!" "OPERATING AN EAGLE-COPTER" "WITHOUT A SEATBELT." "OPERATING AN EAGLE-COPTER" "WITHOUT ENOUGH BRAINS TO RUN A LITTLE RED WAGON." "NOW WAIT A MINUTE, OFFICER!" "NO, YOU WAIT A MINUTE!" "YOU ROBOT CHICKENS MAKE ME SICK!" "GET A COUPLE OF PINTS OF MOTOR OIL IN YA" "AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY." "OKAY, MISTER, YOU CHILL RIGHT THERE." "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #1:" "GOLLY, OFFICER, HOW LONG?" "'TIL YOU GET A CLUE, GEEK." "OH NO, IT'S YOU!" "OKAY, HEDGEHOG, IT'S PAYBACK TIME!" "HA-HA-HA!" "I'LL BLOW HIM TO SMITHEREENS." "I'LL BLAST HIM TO KINGDOM COME." "I'LL" "COMPLIMENTARY CHILI DOG, SIR?" "AH!" "SORRY, SIR, NO SMOKING." "WOO!" "BEGINNING OUR APPROACH TO MOBIUS INTERNATIONAL." "EGG BOMB CANONS IN AN UPRIGHT POSITION." "HAPPY LANDINGS!" "I'LL GET YOU, SONIC!" "AH!" "♪" "I THINK HE'S GONNA NEED A NEW PAINT JOB." "LET'S GLIDE, CLYDE." "♪" "MY GOODNESS!" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "OH." "SOMETHING HAPPENED?" "WHO ARE YOU, SIR?" "IT TAKES MORE THAN AN UNSCHEDULED LANDING" "TO STOP EDGAR EAGLE!" "♪" "OH, I JUST HOPE SONIC GETS HERE." "I'M STARTING TO WISH I'D SAID YES" "TO THAT ROBOTNIK FELLER." "SORRY WE'RE LATE, FARMER PECK." "YOU OUGHTA SLOW DOWN, SON." "GOTTA HOP, POP." "THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME SONIC." "NOW, HOW CAN WE HELP?" "SO THEN THIS ROBOTNIK FELLER" "OFFERS ME TWO MOBIUMS FOR MY WHOLE FARM." "GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T TAKE 'EM." "THEY WERE PROBABLY COUNTERFEIT." "HE SAID HE WAS GONNA BUILD" "THE BIGGEST ROBOT FACTORY ON MOBIUS" "RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FARM." "WHAT ABOUT IT, SONIC?" "CAN YOU YA HELP ME?" "DO BLUE HEDGEHOGS HAVE RED SNEAKERS?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #2:" "HA-AH!" "AT LAST I'VE GOT HIM!" "THE SPINY LITTLE SAP." "DOES HE THINK HE CAN SNEEZE AT A GENIUS" "OF MY CALIBER?" "YEAH, HE COULD SPREAD GERMS." "MORON!" "GET ME THE DEVICE." "IT ALMOST HURTS BEING SO BRILLIANT." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, CHIPS FOR BRAINS?" "UM..." "AT LAST VILLAINS WILL BE ABLE TO PROTECT" "THEIR HEINOUS GIZMOS FROM BUSYBODIES LIKE SONIC." "I GET IT." "YOU'LL CHANGE THEIR CHANNELS." "NUMSKULL!" "IT'S THE REMOTE FOR THE ROBOTNIK" "DIABOLICAL MACHINE ALARM." "OBSERVE." "HMM, BE FUN TO THRASH HIM" "WITH A GOOD OLD TRIPLE SPIN." "NAH." "BETTER PUT 'EM IN REVERSE" "SO THEY'LL CLEAN UP THIS MESS." "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #2:" "ATTENTION!" "THESE VEHICLES ARE OFF LIMITS" "TO UNAUTHORIZED HEDGEHOGS." "TRESPASSERS WILL BE SUBJECTED" "TO MINDLESS VIOLENCE." "TAKE A HIKE, LARDNIK." "ON SECOND THOUGHT." "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "HMM, THIS CALLS FOR PLAN B." "♪" "THERE, ALL YOU NEED IS A LITTLE STRATEGY." "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "MINE FIELD ACTIVATED!" "♪" "I HOPE SONIC'S ALL RIGHT." "THAT ROBOTNIK'S A MENACE." "MY SNEAKER CAME UNTIED." "LOOK WHO I FOUND DOWN BY THE BARN." "OH I'LL BITE, HENRIETTA." "WHO?" "NOW, PAPA, YOU KNOW WHO HE IS." "HE'S A BIG STAR." "A STAR?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "HENRIETTA:" "YES, EDGAR EAGLE." "CAN'T YOU SEE HIS OFFICIAL HELMET AND SCARF?" "HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HIMSELF." "WHAT A HERO!" "GEE, SONIC, WHAT'S WITH SCRATCH?" "OFF HAND, I'D SAY HE'S TOTALLY TWEAKED." "UH-OH, ROBOTNIK'S MACHINE!" "OH, PAPA, WHERE WILL WE GO?" "DON'T WORRY, ELLIE." "THIS IS A JOB FOR EDGAR EAGLE!" "OH NO!" "HE'LL GET US BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!" "♪" "♪" "I'VE GOTTA STOP THAT MISGUIDED CHICKEN" "BEFORE HE BLOWS US ALL UP." "IT TAKES MORE THAN A FEW TOY TRUCKS" "TO FAZE EDGAR EAGLE!" "NOW, GET THOSE MACHINES OUT OF HERE" "BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER!" "THAT DINGBOT!" "I'M GOING TO REPROGRAM HIM AS AN UMBRELLA STAND!" "LOOKS LIKE BIG BROTHER FINALLY" "POPPED A TRANSISTOR." "HEY, SCRATCH!" "OOH, LOOKS LIKE SCRATCH" "FINALLY DID SOMETHING USEFUL." "COME BACK HERE, YA SILLY CLUCK." "THOSE MACHINES WILL FRY YA." "ARE YOU ADDRESSING ME, SIR?" "STOP FOOLING AROUND, WILL YA?" "THOSE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS." "HA, DANGER IS EDGAR EAGLE'S MIDDLE NAME." "♪" "SCRATCH DID SOMETHING USEFUL?" "USE YOUR LENSES, PINHEAD!" "HE LURED SONIC RIGHT INTO A TRAP." "NOW I'M GOING TO SET THE MACHINE'S" "WEAPON SYSTEMS TO MAXIMUM POWER." "HA-HA-HA!" "THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT MAKES BEING" "A ROTTEN VILLAIN WORTHWHILE." "VERY WELL, I'LL HAVE TO TURN OFF" "THESE MACHINES MYSELF." "SAYONARA, SONIC!" "BUT, BUT, YOUR GROSSNESS," "YOU'LL BLOW UP SCRATCH, TOO!" "PITY." "WOO!" "AH-H-H!" "OH!" "OH, EDGAR!" "DARLING!" "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, EDGAR?" "GEE, SONIC, HE THINKS HE'S THAT EAGLE GUY ON T.V." "I'M AFRAID EDGAR EAGLE ISN'T WHAT HE USED TO BE." "I SHOULD'VE RESCUED YOU." "NO PROBLEMO, EDGAR." "BUT LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING." "WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT A GUY" "CALLED DR. ROBOTNIK?" "UH, SOMEHOW THE NAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR." "ROBOTNIK." "ROBOTNIK." "UH..." "YEAH, HE'S A FAT NO-GOOD-NIK." "WAIT A MINUTE!" "FAT?" "YES, AND UGLY?" "WHOA, LITTLE BRO, I GOT A BUMPING IDEA." "COME ON!" "TIGHTER!" "PULL THAT CORSET TIGHTER, YOU KLUTZBOT!" "I HAVE TO LOOK MY BEST FOR THE OPENING" "OF MY NEW ROBOT FACTORY." "AH!" "OOH." "OOH." "♪" "(ZAPPING)" "THAT'S RIGHT!" "AND THIS ROBOTNIK GUY HAS" "A BIG FORTRESS NEAR HERE AND, AND..." "DON'T STOP NOW." "AND HE KEEPS THE KEY UNDER THE UNWELCOME MAT." "NOW, HOW DID I REMEMBER THAT?" "THE MACHINES ARE GOING CRAZY!" "IF WE DON'T STOP THEM IN A HURRY," "WE'RE DONE FOR!" "AH-H-H!" "THERE HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF GADGET" "IN ROBOTNIK'S LAB THAT TURNS THEM OFF AND ON." "YES, THERE IS!" "I REMEMBER A REMOTE CONTROL." "ALL RIGHT!" "I KNEW HE WAS GONNA COME IN HANDY." "LISTEN, UH, EDGAR," "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE US TO ROBOTNIK'S FORTRESS" "AND HELP US FIND THIS GADGET?" "TO SAVE ELLIE AND HER FOLKS FROM DISASTER?" "I'M YOUR EAGLE!" "I'M COMING TOO, YOU WONDERFUL BIRD!" "AND DON'T SAY NO." "BUT, BUT, ELLIE" "SOMEONE OUGHTA STAY AND LOOK AFTER" "YOUR FOLKS, HENRIETTA." "I'M SURE TAILS WOULDN'T MIND." "WOULD YOU?" "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" "OF COURSE I MIND!" "I SURE WISH I COULD REMEMBER HOW I KNOW" "SO MUCH ABOUT THIS CROOK, ROBOTNIK." "OH, IT'LL COME BACK TO YA." "NOT TOO SOON I HOPE." "THERE IT IS!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "HENRIETTA:" "HM, IT CERTAINLY COULD USE SOME NICE CURTAINS." "SHHH!" "FROM HERE ON IN WE BETTER TIPTOE." "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "SONIC AGAIN?" "AND THAT CIRCUIT BLOWN SCRATCH?" "THIS TIME I'M REALLY GOING" "TO NUKE THOSE PESTS." "(PHONE RINGING)" "(SNARLING)" "OF COURSE, YOUR PUTRIDNESS." "THEY'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM." "HA-HA-HA!" "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "HENRIETTA:" "OOH, LOOK!" "EDGAR, DARLING, HAVE YOU GOT FIVE MOBIUMS?" "THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG HERE." "YEAH, FIVE MOBIUMS IS WAY HIGH FOR A CHILI DOG." "IT'S NOT THAT." "THAT'S IT!" "WHAT?" "IT'S ONE OF ROBOTNIK'S TRAPS." "SO LONG, SUCKERS!" "GLAD YA REMEMBERED." "(OFFSCREEN)" "HENRIETTA:" "HELP!" "HANG ON TIGHT." "WE'RE GONNA BE LANDING AT SONIC SPEED" "AND IT'S A GOOD THING I'M USED TO IT." "WOO-HOO!" "♪" "NO QUESTION ABOUT IT." "THE MASTER'S GONNA LOVE ME BEST." "GEE, AN ECLIPSE." "AH!" "(PHONE RINGING)" "(SNARLING)" "YES, YOUR BEASTLINESS." "(SNARLING)" "WELL, OF COURSE I'M ALL RIGHT." "I AM JUST FEELING A LITTLE LOW." "WELL, GET UP HERE FAST!" "I JUST SAW THAT HEDGEHOG" "ON THE BIG SCREEN." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SCRATCH:" "WE CAN'T JUST WALK IN." "ROBOTNIK MUST BE EXPECTING US." "HMM, YOU GUYS WAIT HERE." "(DOOR BELL)" "WHERE IS HE?" "WHERE'S THE PATIENT?" "WHO?" "UH-OH, YOU SOUND PRETTY BAD." "I DO?" "HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE." "HMM." "♪" "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!" "OKAY, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR TONGUE." "UH-OH." "I WAS AFRAID OF THAT." "WHAT'S THAT?" "AM I GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT, DOCTOR?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "JUST AS SOON AS I TIE UP SOME LOOSE ENDS." "LOOSE ENDS?" "♪" "THERE." "YOU CAN PAY THE NURSE ON THE WAY OUT." "♪" "COME ON, SCR" "I MEAN, EDGAR." "YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE FOR STOPPING THOSE MACHINES." "I CAN ALMOST REMEMBER." "YES!" "THE REMOTE CONTROL WAS IN HIS LAB COAT POCKET." "♪" "ALL RIGHT!" "I GOT IT!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "YOU GOT TROUBLE, SPINELESS." "YOU'RE TOO LATE, SLOWBOTNIK." "SAYS WHO?" "YOU'RE DEALING WITH AN EQUAL" "OPPORTUNITY VILLAIN, HEDGEHOG." "GRAB THE FEMALE!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "HENRIETTA:" "HELP!" "EDGAR!" "EDGAR, DARLING, SAVE ME!" "WHAT?" "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "ONE MORE STEP AND SHE'S ROAST TURKEY." "RIGHT NOW HAND ME THE REMOTE." "WOO-HOO!" "♪" "GET OFF ME, YOU PSYCHO!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SCRATCH:" "WOO-HOO!" "WHERE AM I, MASTER?" "WHAT'S HE MEAN "MASTER"?" "SONIC HAS MY REMOTE CONTROL!" "STOP HIM!" "♪" "OOPS, GUESS IT BROKE." "NO!" "HE PUT THE MACHINES IN REVERSE." "THEY'LL BE COMING HERE!" "WITHOUT THE REMOTE, I CAN'T STOP THEM." "WHAT SHOULD WE DO, YOUR SNEAKINESS?" "START PACKING." "BUT NOT UNTIL I TURN THIS DUMB-BOT" "INTO A TOASTER OVEN!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SCRATCH:" "OH!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "FARMER PECK:" "I CAN'T THANK YOU FELLAS ENOUGH." "THOSE MACHINES PUT EVERYTHING BACK" "THE WAY IT USED TO BE." "YEAH, THEY DID THAT AT ROBOTNIK'S PLACE, TOO." "NOW HIS FORTRESS IS JUST A BIG HOLE IN THE GROUND." "THERE'S JUST ONE THING WRONG." "WHAT'S THAT?" "POOR HENRIETTA." "THAT FOOL CHICKEN BROKE HER HEART." "♪" "NO PROB." "SONIC'S ON THE JOB." "♪" "HI, SONIC." "WE CAME AS FAST AS WE COULD." "AH." "♪" "SHALL WE GO FOR A WALK?" "SAY, ISN'T THAT THE ACTOR" "THAT PLAYS EDGAR EAGLE ON THE T.V.?" "I JUST TOLD HIM THAT HENRIETTA" "THOUGHT HE WAS THE HANDSOMEST EAGLE" "ON ALL OF MOBIUS." "BY GOLLY, SONIC, YOU THINK OF EVERYTHING." "YEAH." "SOMEDAY I MIGHT EVEN HAVE MY OWN T.V. SHOW" "LIKE EDGAR EAGLE." "WE'LL CALL IT "ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG"." "♪" "THE FIRST CONTESTANT TO FLY AROUND THAT PYLON AND BACK" "WILL BE DECLARED THE REAL EDGAR EAGLE." "GO!" "♪" "I'M EDGAR EAGLE!" "I WON!" "SORRY, SCRATCH, YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED." "A REAL HERO ALWAYS WEARS HIS SAFETY BELT." "THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, PAL." "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "FEMALE #1:" "COOKIE JAR!"