""Beijing Joy Leader Communication Co., Ltd." "and Beijing Enlight Pictures Co., Ltd."" ""Beijing Joy Leader Communication Co., Ltd." "and Beijing Enlight Pictures Co., Ltd."" ""Executive Producers:" "Wang Chang Tian, Liu Rui Fang, and Wei Qi Yang"" ""Producers:" "Liu Liu and Li Xiao Ping"" "Van Gogh uses expressive brushstrokes to create an explosion of color" "It's poetry" "It's fantasy" "It's a religion" "I wish I could sow a seed in the art world and this painting, The Sower, is why I want to be a painter" "Of course," "I dream that one day me and my loved one can go to the place in the painting," "Arles in the Provence..." "Open a studio, create art together, and bear testimony to love" "Students, don't be so narrow-minded" "These are words well-spoken" "Your experiences in life are the foundation of your creative works" "So poetic" "What?" "I think you're very poetic" "Xu Lai, like:" ""Therefore I lie with her and she with me"" "The next student is:" "Yang Yi" "That was some deep stuff" "Thank you" "Andy Warhol created art that really challenged traditional, commercial and consumerist art around the world" "Your zipper seems to be broken" "I can see your red underwear" "He is the leader of pop art" "Has it been open all this time?" "The entire department has seen it" "Which... which class are you in?" "The Department of Management." "I'm Cai Bo, my friends call me Spinach." "What are you doing in the Department of Oil Painting?" "My dad asked me to come" "He owns a clothing business, and wants me to scout for talented designers here" "Have you ever heard of Dadi Underwear?" "What?" "Brassieres" "They specialize in making brassieres and other underwear" "Shhh..." "So, I want to be a painter and make a change" "Yang Yi, wait!" "What do you like about Van Gogh?" "He lived life with passion" "It's not enough to just love art" "True." "Do you like Andy Warhol?" "I don't like Andy Warhol" "Don't you like his work?" "I don't like his work" "But I like the way he worked" "What do you mean?" "You wouldn't understand" "But they're painters!" "We'll talk when I get home" "Miss Liu asked me to make a movie poster in the auditorium" "Would you like to join me?" "Huh?" "I'm just asking you once." "Wait for me!" "Oh..." "Such a handsome couple!" ""I can't shake the melancholy, I can't get rid of the anguish"" ""Why is there only emptiness in my heart?"" ""The feelings are gone, everything is gone"" ""The sorrow in my heart can't be erased"" ""Why do you always speak those words?"" ""Why won't my heart die?"" ""I realize the love is gone, everything feels wrong"" ""Why, then, do I still love you?"" ""Love is a burden, it's like a punishment"" ""Now my heart is full of bitter tears" ""I'm drunk on feelings of our old love, afraid to pursue it once more"" ""My foolish heart wants to see you"" ""Why does my heart think of the past every waking moment?"" ""Why don't you think of it at all?"" ""The bond is broken, your love is gone"" ""Why, then, do I still love you?"" "Dad" ""The Chinese University of Hong Kong's Art Exchange Program"" ""Love is a burden, it's like a punishment"" ""Now my heart is full of bitter tears"" ""I'm drunk on feelings of our old love, afraid to pursue it once more"" ""My foolish heart wants to see you"" ""The bond is broken, your love is gone"" ""Why, then, do I still love you?"" ""I once said"" ""That I won't love you in this life"" ""That we weren't meant to be"" ""You were the one"" ""Who was crazy in love"" ""You have put"" ""Your love in my heart"" ""So now"" ""My heart unexpectedly turned"" ""That love"" ""Is inexhaustible, endless"" ""And now you..."" ""Do not heed"" ""The love in my heart"" ""Can one change"" ""What has gone up in smoke?"" ""I still want to wait"" ""As this love can't be erased"" ""But you"" ""Turned around"" ""Breaking my heart"" ""My tears rendered me speechless"" ""The feelings have gone entirely"" "Fellow students of the Department of Oil Painting:" "Today is the first time we're having a reunion on such a big scale of our class of '94" "In the past twenty years, our class lost a painting genius" "However, we gained a friend to women" "How many of the women gathered here today wear underwear designed by Xu Lai?" "Isn't it true that Xixi frequently wears your underwear?" ""Come to my exhibition on October 17"" ""in Victoria Harbor in Hong Kong."" "Why didn't Yang Yi come?" "She is holding her own exhibition in Hong Kong" ""I've fallen for you, and will give you my all"" ""Please treasure this love"" ""I have never shared my secrets"" ""For the first time in my life, I let my heart speak"" ""Zhao Wei, Xu Zheng, and Bao Ber'er"" ""Du Juan, Sam Lee, and Eric Kot Man Fai"" ""Written and Produced by Xu Zheng"" ""Directed by Xu Zheng"" "Good morning" "What are you doing?" "I've told you several times already:" "Don't wear such tight underwear" "I bought you some big, loose-fitting ones how come you're not wearing them?" "When did you take off my underwear?" "You did pretty well today" "Your little friend got up before you did!" "I want to discuss something with you" "Can we do this some other time?" "No, it has to be today" "According to my ovulation test, you'd better get ready to rumble!" "I'm suffering from constipation" "Shut up" "Just do it" "Let's take a deep breath together." "Relax..." "Breathe in... and out..." "Faster!" "Get ready for lift-off!" "Breathe, come on!" "Lift-off in:" "one... two... three... four..." "Come on!" "Get ready for lift-off!" " Bo Cai..." " Hold it!" " Ah..." " Hold it!" " Ah..." "Ah!" " Hold it!" " Hold it" " Ah!" "Quick, get me a pillow" "Help prop me up" "How come you're so distracted?" "Ugh!" "You're taking advantage of me in my sleep" " This is theft!" " I'm merely claiming what's mine" "You may have thousands of little swimmers each second but only once a month do I have a pearl for them to dive to!" "Xu Lai, I've tried to call you but you didn't answer" "Are you coming to my exhibition?" "When do we meet?" "In Victoria Square" "I'll wait for you, Xu Lai" "Don't worry" "I won't start without you" "Be there!" "Xu Lai, Xu Lai!" "Don't worry, I'll definitely be there" "What is this?" "Detox juice" "It's good for your health" "It might give you the runs, though" "Didn't you say you're constipated?" "Remember to take your pills" "What is this?" "This medicine box plays a recording as a reminder to take your medicine" "It will cure your cough" "There's that saying about curing winter diseases in summer" "It's said that a cough in winter comes from grievances in summer" "Are you feeling aggrieved?" "Help me straighten my legs" "All right" "We've been in Hong Kong for seven days, tomorrow is the last day" "Our Hong Kong and Macau visas will expire" "Can we please not buy milk power today and just be aggrieved at home?" "Sister, brother-in-law, no wonder you never got pregnant you won't conceive like this!" "Mind your own business!" "I'm trying to help his swimmers reach their target" "When did you come in?" "Have you seen the movie" ""Basic Instinct"?" "No." "We locked the door!" "How did you get in?" "Have you read any books on how to get pregnant?" "Did you not hear my question?" "Our rooms are connected and the connecting door wasn't locked" "You can go out the same way!" "Leopard print" "Brother-in-law, you look cheap!" "You've been filming everything for two weeks" "Do you think it's appropriate to film me dressed like this?" "I never interfere with the objectivity of my subjects" "That's what Paul Flaherty says" "Who is Paul Flaherty?" "My father" "I thought Cai Youliang was your father?" "Cai Youliang is my dad" "So who's Paul Flaherty, then?" "The "father of documentary film"" "So your mother isn't Pan Tongtong, then?" "Pan Tongong is my mom..." "But my mother is Dizga Vertov, have you heard of her?" "The "mother of documentary film"" "Brother-in-law, you're so smart!" "My mother said that if you want to capture a person's character, you have to peel off the layer of conventional ethics" "You've already seen the "peeled off" version of me" "I filmed you in your daily life, and I have all the interviews except yours" "Do you have three hours for me today?" "What interview?" "Regarding your true feelings about our family" "Have you seen "Meet the Fockers"?" "Don't act all wronged" "Be more supportive of his documentary" "Well, if it gets him off the streets selling pirated DVDs..." "That is why you should be his coach" "You should turn your seat for him" "Pick me!" "Pick me!" "I have family!" "But does it have to be today?" "I want to submit it to the Japan Documentary Film Festival" "You want to show the documentary in public?" "That's right, and in Hong Kong too" "Mom" "In the teahouse?" "We're on our way" "We're stuck in traffic" "Do you really have to film me change clothes?" "Can't you film something a bit more romantic?" "I can feel my bowels churning" " Hold it in" " Huh?" "Hold it in" "Give it a polish" "How are you this perverted and not pregnant yet?" "Get out" "Turn that thing off" "I can't interfere with the objectivity of my filmed subject" "Do you want to film me defecating as well?" "I want to expose the raw realities of life" "Go ahead" "The quality is bad." "Feel this" "It's five hundred, fixed price" "I'll send you the picture with the sunglasses in a bit" "It looks great!" "Bye, thank you!" "Put it down, it's not edible" "Dad, mom..." "I'm here" "Finally!" "Where are you going today?" "I'm meeting a client" "Don't go" "Come join me for the horse race" "It will be like the TV show "Dad, where are we going?"" "No,dad" "I promised Lala an interview" "You promised!" "He interviews like Wang Feng from "The Voice of China"" "he'll ask about your "dreams"" "your "biggest dream"" "Don't be so cynical" "It'll be interesting to watch a few years from now" "That's right, it will be very interesting" "What will you do today?" "I have a date" "Does that worry you?" "Why would it?" "You guys got here so late today" "Were you two at it again?" "No" "I've got to take a call" " Let's order" " Hello?" "Waiter!" "The menu, please" "Are you malfunctioning?" "What do you mean, malfunctioning?" "If there's something wrong, get it checked out it's nothing to be embarrassed about" "There's nothing wrong with me" "So can't you, or won't you have children with my sister?" "You'd better change your eating habits" "Many foods are spermicidal" "If it's killed off then that's that" "If it's only half dead, she'll give birth to some freak" "It's no coincidence that you two can't have kids" "Really" "I asked the Taoist master Yun Kai" "He said it's your name" "Xu Lai." "It sounds like sly" "Your sperm is slyly evading the target." "Change it" "Change it?" "Into what?" "Xu-perman" " Xu-perman" " What are you talking about?" "That's not even a name" "Or just Xu-perm" "Xu-per fast" "Xu-percalifragilisticexpialidocious" "Xu-woosh" "Xu-mooch!" ""Xu Lightning" would work too" ""Come With Xu Wind"" ""Fed-Exu"" "For a fast and safe delivery" "Can't we just change "Xu" instead?" "Shut up, son" "My name is Xu Lai" "There are easy solutions to this problem" "You could use a surrogate mother" "The Portuguese in neighboring Macau are good-looking" "They have pretty eyes and noses" "But when the baby is born, you'll find that he has no hair on his head but he'll have hair on his chest!" "Hello" "I couldn't wait to see you" "Didn't we settle on where to meet already?" "Here" "Whoa!" "Are you excited?" "Of course!" "Very excited" " Get in the car" " Let's go" " Don't forget to keep your cellphones on!" " Have fun!" " Let's keep in touch" " Yes, yes" "Thank you for agreeing to this interview" "Mister Xu-perman" "How many questions do you have?" "It won't take long" "Xu Lai will be there xu-per fast" "You're wearing aftershave" "How long have you been standing there?" "You're getting all dolled up!" "I didn't expect you to take my interview this seriously" "Where do I sit?" "Sit here" "Okay, let's start" "Interview with my brother-in-law" "One take" "Hurry up!" "Action!" "Your face looks too dark..." "Cut!" "I'll adjust the lighting" "Can you hurry up?" "Yeah yeah, I'm on it" "A documentary needs to be filmed right" "Can you turn down the light a little?" "It's too bright" "Okay" "Take two:" "Action!" "My questions could expose the inner you" "But I'd like you to answer them truthfully" "Look over here" "Go ahead" "Please state your sex" "Male" "Tell me..." "Who was your first?" "Can I not answer that?" "Okay, who was your second?" "Have you ever cheated on anyone?" "What kind of questions are these?" "These are matters that interest me personally" "The first three questions don't count." "Please sit" "Let's start over" "Tell me..." "What's your dream?" "I don't have any" "How can a man not have dreams?" "My dream used to be to become a painter" "Now... it's to be good at my job" "Which is making brassieres!" "You're our family's backbone, you're a senior member of our family" "Are you satisfied with your life?" "I'm very satisfied" "Why have you and my sister not had children yet?" "Do you have psychological issues?" "I don't have psychological issues" "Physiological problems then?" "I don't have any physiological problems either" "Why are you bald then?" "I'm just at that age" "How come other men your age still have hair?" "How should I know?" "Do you come prematurely?" "What the hell is this?" "Why are you so agitated?" "I'm not agitated" "You're agitated" "I am not agitated" "Well then, sit down and we'll continue" "Please sit down" "Look over here" "Why are you premature?" "What?" "I told you:" "I'm not premature!" "My bad." "So why are you going bald?" "I already answered that question" "See, you're obviously agitated" "And I've already exposed the inner you" "I am not agitated" "And you didn't expose the inner me" "Okay, you're not agitated" "But you are anxious" "Do you have any other questions?" "Are you premature?" "What's so funny?" "I just remembered that name:" ""Xu-mooch!"" ""Therefore I smooch with her and she with me"" "Let me reply to a message from your sister" "We're not done yet" "Xu-perman, come back here" "I believe that my sister and my brother-in-law can't make a baby because my brother-in-law is anxious agitated..." "These are psychological issues" "I've exposed his inner self and now" "I'll expose the truth" "Brother-in-law?" "Ma'am, do you have a list of people on the 19th floor?" " Okay, wait a moment" " Thank you" "Mister Xu" "Will you be checking out of Room 1988 tomorrow?" "Yes" "Sir" "Can we talk to you for a minute?" "West Kowloon homicide squad" "Your room's on the 19th floor?" "Yes" "What are you doing in Hong Kong?" "I'm here as a tourist" "There's been a homicide" "Someone fell from the building opposite us" "We're looking for eyewitnesses" " I didn't see anything" " Sorry" "His Chinese isn't that good" "Have you seen anything unusual?" "No" "Have you seen any suspicious individuals?" "There's a very suspicious guy on the 19th floor" "He just came out of the elevator" "Hello sir, these are Edaxiang Condoms" "Hello, sir" "West Kowloon homicide squad" "Here's my card" "What?" "Edaxiang with the elephant logo:" "made for your trunk!" "I'll speak your language then:" "What's yer name, bro?" "Cai Lala" "When you're in the heat of the moment, these can conveniently be popped open with one hand!" "Someone fell from the top of the opposite building" "We're looking for eyewitnesses" "They can be opened with one hand" "They're very sturdy" "Have you seen any suspicious individuals?" "Did that bald guy tell you to stop me?" "You know each other?" "Take one" "Is that a condom?" "They're free!" "What are you talking about?" "He snuck out on me and took a condom!" "Excuse me" "I need to catch a plane" "He took a condom and snuck out on me..." "I'll contact you later!" "I didn't realize they're a couple" "I have a plane to catch!" "Coming through" "Hurry up!" "To Victoria Harbor." "Hurry!" "Wait!" "Brother-in-law!" "Stop!" "Hold on!" "Brother-in-law!" "Miss" "Are those men sharing a room?" "Let me check for you" "Thank you" "We waited twenty years already..." "What's another twenty minutes?" "Hello?" "Get over here, fast!" "I'm sorry" "What's wrong now?" "Another roadblock" "They're shooting a movie" "CGI has gotten so advanced yet they still need to block the road" "Alternative route found" "How long are you going to pant for?" "How could you treat me this way?" "What Way?" "Why did you take a condom?" "Lovebirds..." "Calm down" "Keep the change" "You haven't answered my question" "What question?" "Why did you suddenly leave?" "I have to see a client" "A female client, that's why you took the condom" "They gave it to me" "I'm starting to see that you're an interesting character" "There are many little secrets buried deep inside you" "You didn't answer my question!" "What question?" "Why did you suddenly leave the interview?" "I'm meeting a client, what about it?" "A female client, right?" "That's why you took a condom!" "They gave it to me!" "I discovered you're very interesting!" "There are many little secrets buried deep inside you" "Hey... we've..." "We've gone over this already" "Your father, Flaherty, did he tell you to shut up when you're filming?" "Krakoff said that" "And who's that?" "Your "uncle"?" ""Gangsters vs Ironheads"" "Hey!" "You two smoking, scram!" "How are we supposed to shoot with you in the shot?" "Is that Wang Jing?" "Yes" "Is it the real Wang Jing?" "Of course it's the real Wang Jing" "They're shooting a movie" "I think you should film this" "Will they let me film?" "You really should capture this" "It's a once in a lifetime opportunity" "I don't think it's appropriate" "You'll win an Oscar if you film this" "Quick!" "Get closer!" "Get closer!" "Won't we get in trouble?" "In a moment the camera will film the gangsters" "This camera will shoot the Ironheads" "We have to hurry!" "We're running out of time!" "If we don't finish today no one is getting paid!" "That's right." "Director..." "Mr. Jing, we could film it like this..." "Get out, get out!" "Brother-in-law..." "Look at this prop" "Look..." "It's really well-made" "Look at this" "What is this?" "Hey!" "What are you doing loitering about?" "Are you going to work or not?" "Hurry up, everybody is waiting for you!" "Hurry up!" "They think you're an actor!" "Help me take this off, you hear me?" "Hey!" "Are you two wasting my time here?" "Are you waiting until the cops get here?" "Okay Wang Jing, we're coming" "Move!" "Wang Jing just talked to us" "Have you lost your mind?" "Don't you see?" "Just play along, it's a rare opportunity" "I don't give a rat's ass!" "Brother-in-law, I beg you" "You said that my documentary would win awards if I film this!" "It's making you lose your head instead" "If you don't play along," "I'll tell my sister you took the condom" "Are you threatening me?" "Just let me film one shot, and I won't follow you anymore" "Hey!" "Change into your costume!" "Okay" "Everyone, listen up" "After the cameras start rolling, the gangsters will be over here" "After that," "I'll call a group of Ironheads, and that group will come out" "When they've come out, the two groups start to fight" "During the fight, our explosion man will press a button which will make the iron heads explode" "But there won't be any sound" "There will be some smoke and that's it" "Got it?" "There's no reason to be afraid" "What the hell..." "What are we waiting for?" "It's almost dark" " Yes, Mr. Jing" " Get a move on!" "Hurry, Wang Jing is about to explode" "Everyone back in position!" "Sir, what are you doing?" "Don't talk to me!" "I'm actually a director as well" "I'm shooting a documentary" "Scram!" "All right, all right" "Ready?" "Stop messing around!" "Can you not be so nervous?" "Can you not be such a pain in the ass?" "Can you guys shut up?" "Scene 42A, take one" "Action!" "Shouldn't we go up there?" "The cameras are rolling" "We should go up" "Our scene has already started" "Stop bothering me!" "All the extras are in the scene" "Get out of the way!" "Damn you!" "What the hell?" "Explosion department?" "Explosion master!" "Coming, coming!" "Hurry up, it's bad!" "Hurry, over here!" "He's bleeding" "It's all right people, don't panic!" "It's just fake blood" "I didn't ask you to blow them up!" "No, director..." "All these things are imported from Hollywood" "Hollywood my ass!" "Director, what's the matter?" "These props are terrible, they're exploding spontaneously" "What are you doing?" "Helping you break open the helmet" "Break open the helmet?" "Right, break open the helmet" "You'll blow up my head!" "It won't necessarily explode at the same time as you" "I can't have this face get messed up today" "Not a single hair can be out of place" "You don't have any hair" "Give it to me" "Let's try it" "Quick, give it here" "You've tried everything." "Nothing's working" "Just try it" "Hand it over" "Here" "Give it to me" "It's dangerous, don't touch it" " Give it here" " Don't touch it" "Don't worry, it's safe" "What the hell is this crap?" "You're committing a crime!" "Mr. Jing, the police are coming!" "Let's go back and change the script" " Hello?" " Xu Lai, where are you?" "I'm about to start, everyone's here" "Hurry up!" "Sorry, there have been some complications" "Hold on a bit longer." "Sorry!" "Is this your female client?" " So?" " So you took a condom" "They gave it to me!" "There are many little secrets buried deep inside you!" "You've told me this already" "Are you going on a booty call?" "I'm going to the mall" "Does anyone meet for a booty call in a mall?" "So what will you do now?" "We're done talking, don't follow me!" "Stay far away from me!" "Someone open this helmet!" "I need this opened!" ""No matter if you fail or succeed, you must strive"" ""If you have ambition, it's never too late"" ""Regardless of who you are or what you do"" ""Success depends on true skill"" ""To become a real man"" ""One must suffer; we all die eventually"" ""This much is certain"" ""Perhaps a hero is a maniac"" ""And a warrior at the same time"" ""Who is willing to hew out a path for himself"" ""Build his own story with his own two hands"" ""Doesn't hesitate to face success as well as failure"" ""Use an honest heart and true intentions"" ""To pursue his goals, with a fighting spirit"" ""Only then, life has"" ""True meaning"" ""Only then can you turn your luck around"" "What's wrong?" "The laxatives your sister gave me are starting to kick in" "Do you want to fix the head or the stomach situation first?" "Look: the Unlock King!" "Hi kiddo" "He's not here, he went out to open someone's lock" "Where did your dad go?" "Up there." "Building 21, Floor 2B" "Pervert" "What?" "He called you a pervert" "Leave me alone!" "Brother-in-law..." "I'm sorry" "I hope you will remember that I'm wearing this iron helmet for the sake of your dream" " I won't forget" " Don't interrupt me" " But..." " Stop talking" " You..." " Shut up!" "Don't treat me like family, and maybe we can still be friends" "Keep quiet for a minute," "because you and I will remember this minute" "Maybe..." "We can be one-minute friends" "Did you fart?" "Do you have tissues?" "What do we have here?" "Darth Vader or something?" "Don't move" "Damn you!" "So many handcuffs here yet you had to bring your own and forget the keys" "You like handcuffs so much?" "Go home and cuff your mom!" "Well, if business is slow we have to work together" " Sir" " Wow" "Robocop!" "Did you come to fight Chibi Maruko?" "I came to get this helmet opened" "Can you open it?" "I've opened the safe of the richest person in Hong Kong, this should be nothing" "I have something urgent, can you open this helmet first?" "Yet you had time to engage in a little SM?" "Go wait outside" " Sorry" " Someone's in here" "Can't you see someone's in here?" "Wait your turn!" "Do you really..." "You're filming?" "Do you have a death wish?" "Can we leave now?" "No, I need to use the bathroom" "The bathroom?" "There's a bathroom inside" " Hurry up, I'll be downstairs" " Okay" "Hey!" "You opened the door you have to pay for watching the show" "That's 90,000" "This isn't what I'd call sexy!" "This is from the anime "Sailor Moon"" "I'm Chibi Maruko, from the cartoon." "Everything about her is big" "So big breasts only come in big packages?" "What cup size would you prefer?" "I want a pretty face and a smoking body" "Sakanamon!" "(lyrics from "Sailor Moon")" "Remember to take your pills!" "What are you doing?" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "I..." "I'm a director" "I'm working on an artistic production" "What are you filming?" "I'm making a documentary" "I'm a director" "I really am a director!" "Can you guys calm down and listen to me?" "Dad!" "Sorry" "Sorry" "It's not my fault!" "Boss, what should we do?" "Chop him into pieces!" "Brother-in-law, run!" "Stop!" "Oh my God!" "What the..." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Oh no..." "Stop!" "Call the police!" "Come on, go!" " Come back!" "We won't hurt you" " Anybody here?" "Don't go!" "Stop running!" "Come back!" "My face can't get messed up" "Let's talk about it!" "Yes, I have something to report" "I'm being chased by a lot of people, a bunch of gangsters..." "Get over here, quick!" "Sir..." "He just called" "What's wrong?" "He's at the Paradise Mansions" "The Paradise Mansions?" "The local and Mexican gangsters are all after him" "Hello!" "Sorry, excuse me" "Here!" "Don't go!" "Hurry up!" "Excuse me!" "Stop!" "Coming through..." "Brother-in-law..." "Lala, what are you doing?" "I can't hold on any longer, give me a hand!" "Hurry!" "Quick, push me up!" "Brother-in-law..." "I'm not dead!" "Brother-in-law!" "The camera!" "The camera!" "Where is he?" "Hey, stop!" "If I catch you, you're dead!" "Brother-in-law, give me the camera" "Take your stupid camera" "Thank you so much, brother-in-law!" "Please stay away from me" "But..." "We're one-minute friends!" "The minute's up!" "Don't follow me!" "Are you on duty?" "No weirdos allowed in my car" "Get out!" "That has nothing to do with me" "It was that Robocop, he hit him!" "There is another guy, dressed like a gangster" "Actually, he's a paparazzo" "He secretly films stuff" "We can't have him scaring off customers" "Okay, okay" "Give me some time, my colleague will help you settle this" "Why do you keep scratching?" "All journalists can ask Yang Yi questions shortly" "Thank you" "Dear guests," "Yang Yi's solo exhibition," ""Impressions,"" "is hereby extended to an open-ended run!" "Please welcome:" "Yang Yi!" "Hello, Yang Yi" "Hello Dan" "Why did you choose "The Sower" as the inspiration for your work?" "What meaning does it hold for you?" "When I see this painting, it reminds me of my student life" "It's about youth, about reminiscence," "There is something in it that is... pure and simple" "This is something we need to cherish" "What will your next series be about?" "My next series will still be about people crossing paths" "As for the specifics..." "I will have to keep you all in suspense" "We can't wait!" "Yang Yi," "I can't begin to tell you what happened today..." "I'm thinking that maybe it wasn't meant to be" "It's fate, that we should never meet again" "I don't want our feelings to expire like those canned pineapples in "Chungking Express"" "I will safeguard those wonderful longings" "You shouldn't look me up ever again" "See you, then" "Although I won't see you again" "Let me tell you something..." "We may have never finished that kiss, but..." "I don't regret anything" "We've shared that kiss so many times... in my dreams" "Is the man in the painting the man of your dreams?" "I never said the woman in the painting was me" "Hello, sir?" "Can you do me a favor?" "Do you want me to fly it steady, or should I make some loops?" "I could make a show of it!" "Steady is fine." "Thanks" "What are you doing here?" "Look who I brought" "The Unlock King!" "Payment up front" "What's family for?" "This is what family is for!" "Hurry, lower it down" "Quick, fly it down" "Fly it back" "Turn back" "Don't touch that part, use this" "Make it come back" "It's okay" "Got it?" "Don't worry" "Something wrong?" "It's fine" "What's going on?" "What are you doing?" "Why are you climbing up there?" "Get down, it's dangerous!" "Fly it there!" "So that's why you wanted to catch that plane..." "Give me the drawing tube" "The woman downstairs is your client" "She's the reason you took the condom" "She was my first love" "We didn't do anything" "I won't let you talk about her like that!" "So this is your little secret" "I finally see why my sister never got pregnant" "I'm telling my sister about your little affair" "If you tell her," "I'll strangle you!" "You're a player!" "Damn you!" "My father used to be even bigger than me" "Now look what's left of him!" "I'm sorry for your loss" "Sir, it's Lala" "Where are you guys?" "Stop playing games" "I'm in Victoria Harbor" "I recorded everything, the killer is my brother-in-law" "He's an adulterer" "Sir, what's he saying?" ""The murderer is an adulterer" "He is my brother-in-law"" "Don't run off, stay where you are" "I heard that you struggled to get the color right," "is that true?" "The color of this painting needs to be highly saturated" "What's scheduled after the opening?" "There will be a press conference at the Intercontinental later on" "Keep dreaming!" "Hi" "Hello" "Who are you?" "Are you looking for me?" "Hey" "Can you hear me?" "What's the matter?" "Get out of the way!" "Out of the way!" "Open this helmet for me!" "You going on a date?" "Give me the remote control!" "Your head will explode!" "Okay, I confess!" "Shame on you!" "Give me the camera!" "My camera!" "Are you from mainland China?" "Yes" "Traveling?" "Yes" "Why are you wearing this?" "I'm not telling you!" "The next floor is the overhead passage" "There!" "Remember to take your pills!" "Is this how mainlanders smuggle milk powder out nowadays?" "Don't go!" "That girl sent you a message" "If you go, I'll throw away your phone" ""Xu Lai,"" ""I knew you were here"" ""I'm going to the Intercontinental"" ""You can find me in Room 2046"" "Hah!" "And you claim this isn't a booty call?" "I'll definitely come" "Please wait for me!" "Please..." "Right in front of me!" "Yes" "That's right" "I'm a very tolerant person, but I've reached my limit!" "Give me my camera!" "Give it to me!" "Let go!" "Hand it over!" "Let him go!" "Don't move!" "Give me the camera!" "You maniac!" "You're crazy!" "Here, the key" "I can't open it, he will die if I do" "My hand!" "Stop wriggling!" "What are you trying to do?" "Idiot!" "You think you're Bruce Lee?" "Damn it!" "These two think they're Jackie Chan" "You go after them." "I'll wait for you at the Intercontinental" "Careful!" "They're maniacs!" "You fool, do you want to die?" "How dare you throw away my camera!" "This is my documentary, my dream!" "Your dream..." "What about my dream?" "Your dream is to get jiggy with the person in Room 2046" "I'll record everything" " Go ahead!" " Okay" " Go ahead!" " I will" "Bring your mother, father," "Flaherty and everyone along!" "I'm hitting record." "I'm filming!" "I'll tell you everything" "Her name is Yang Yi" "She was my classmate at university, and my first love" "We read poetry together, painted together, watched movies together, laughed and cried together" "We spent our youth together" "Not once... did we manage to kiss each other" "Disaster struck every time we were about to touch" "I have waited 20 years for this" "Not to prove myself, but to convince myself... that once..." "I was actually young!" "Brother-in-law..." "I... forgive you, okay?" "Give me your hand!" "Let go of the umbrella!" "Take my hand!" "I have my hands full, you idiot!" "Give me your hand on the count of three" "Come on." "One... two..." "You're even more stupid than I thought!" "Can't you just get him to stop the bus?" "Move over" "Stop the bus!" "Stop the bus!" "Stop the bus!" "Someone about to fall off!" "Xu Lai!" "Are you still going?" "No" "You should go" "I'll let you" "I'm not going anymore" "I will die on the way" "As long as there's no frolicking, I won't stop you" "It's not you stopping me..." "It's fate stopping me" "Hello?" "We're together" "What...?" "My sister was in a car accident!" "Do you know why they call me Lala?" "When I was small, I'd skip class to go to the movies" "Every time, my sister would write an absentee note for me" "Every time she'd say I had an anal fistula" "And when my classmates started calling me "Fistula" and "Lala,"" "she stood up for me" "When I said I wanted to be a director, she bought me this camera" "She's like that with everyone" "What do you think?" "I can't interfere with the objectivity of my subject" "Just speak your mind" "Where are you?" "My sister's been in an accident" "We're on our way to the hospital" "Which hospital?" "Ming Xin De Ji Hospital" "What about my Spinach?" "How is she?" "Surprise!" "Surprise!" "We surprised him, all right!" "Look at his face!" "Say cheese!" "Doctor Chen Zhihe is a fertility expert" "He's only in Hong Kong twice a year" "Even superstars can't get an appointment with him" "I made the appointment 3 months ago" "It got confirmed today!" "It's fate!" "Don't just stand there, we've been waiting for you" "The doctor is ready for you" "Hurry!" "This will work!" " It will work" " Relax" "Mr. Xu," "I'm Chen Zhihe." "Please come in" "You look a bit nervous" "I'm not nervous" "Then we're fine" "Lie down here, please" "What?" "Lie down" "No need to take off your pants" "Just lie down" "Doctor, I'm not sick" "I'm not here to cure some illness," "I'm here to help you reconnect with yourself" "What does that mean?" "Am I getting a massage?" "It's better than a massage" "80% of all men suffer from impotence" "Reproduction malfunction is caused by psychological issues" "So you have to learn to open yourself up" "Now, let me help you open up" "You have to remember... to keep an open mind" "Is everyone here?" "Yes" "All right." "When the patient extracts his own specimen, anxiety can raise his body temperature." "It's as if the sperm has a fever" "So the sperm is... unhappy!" "That's right" "However, a method based on Chinese acupuncture," ""Acupunctural Ejaculation,"" "helps us resolve this issue" "Press down here" "Okay..." "First, five 50 mm needles, to be injected into his groin area" "Then, I press down here, and insert six 50 mm needles, three on each side" " Don't!" " Insert!" "The last two:" "100 mm needles; the longest ones" "Okay." "I will insert here and push down here" "Before inserting, please make sure this position is maintained" "I will keep pressing here," "If I don't press here his manhood will explode" "Look here" "I'm going to insert" "Inserting!" "What's happening?" "Are these cries of excitement or pain?" "I don't know" "He's coming out" "How do you feel?" "How are you feeling?" "Was it good?" "Mom" "I can understand that you want your daughter to have grandchildren" "But maybe it's a bit much to ask if it "was good"?" "What do you mean?" "Didn't you want to capture how I feel about this family?" "I'll tell you my thoughts" "You concern yourself with my little tadpoles, invade my life, my privacy!" "What are you talking about?" "We've done all this for you!" "Exactly" "That's the worst part" "We tend to hold others hostage out of love" "Out of love... you've turned me into a contractor for this family" "Do you think I enjoy designing bras all day?" "A breast popping out of a bra here a cup not properly filled there..." "One part is too big, another part is too small!" "If it weren't for this, what would you be doing?" "Right!" "You gave me everything" "So I have to be of service to you" "But do you really think I enjoy making bras?" "Well?" "Did you think I'd feel fulfilled, wrapping up meat like a butcher?" "I wanted to be a painter!" "Dad, why are you leaving?" "Didn't you dream of becoming a pilot?" ""I dream of D-cups, while my life"" ""has become the terminal"" "Were those not your words?" "Why do you make me live the same tragedy?" "You're crossing the line!" "Yes" "You women make it your job to destroy a man's dream" "You should be more consistent in your "job":" "You are making this loser believe he can be a great artist!" "Bo Cai has made the greatest contribution of all to this family" "How come you let Cai Xin profit from her sister's labor?" "Xu Lai..." "You've said enough" "This is too much!" "How come this family doesn't work, and reaps what others have sown?" "Help me understand something..." "You make a lot of money selling bags online, yet every time you go to a hotel, you still take all these shampoo bottles and slippers" "I put up the money for the house" "I put up the money for the tutor" "I paid for that boob job in Korea" "And you still put the porn you watch on my tab!" "I knew they were fake!" "Oh, you!" "Me?" "What about you?" "I've been squeezing silicon for 5 months!" "I got those out of love!" "It's still silicon" "She's gotten her ass done, too" "What?" "Damn you!" "The most annoying thing of all are all the pictures you post trips, food, spiritual stuff, selfies of you basking in happiness, when I'm making long days working my ass off, after which you expect me to "like" your posts!" "Why don't you ever like anything I do?" "Wiping your boogers on your grandmother's food is truly likeable!" "It's absurd!" "And another thing:" "In this life my name is Xu Lai, period" "I hate Xu Lai" "As in: "Therefore I lie with her and she with me"!" "So... you never believed I could make a documentary?" "That's right" "And your encouragement was fake, as well?" "Yes" "Your dream is nothing but a joke" "I envy you..." "I envy you because even though you have no talent, you still run amok" "I've wanted to say this for a long time" "Stop trying to be a director, it's pathetic" "Stop trying to be a director, it's pathetic" "So how do you feel about my sister?" "I feel sorry for her" "There's a knot in my heart that makes my sperm unwilling" "I thought that our family was full of love but I see I was wrong!" "Just go" "This will be the last shot" ""On the path of life"" ""A dream is like a long road"" ""The snow that covers it"" ""May freeze your limbs"" ""In this world"" ""A dream has many directions"" ""Find your love in a fantasy"" ""The road is endless and unknown"" "What have you guys been up to today?" "Why is Xu Lai so bitter?" "You've been filming!" "What did you film?" "Let me see" "We were shooting a movie" "He played an asshole" "He doesn't need to act," " he is an asshole" " That's right!" "How can any of us ever be nice to him again?" "He's a real douchebag" "I'm here!" "I'm here!" "What about Xu Lai?" "Where is Xu Lai?" "Where is Xu Lai?" "Is he still in there?" " Let me go in and see him" " Oh, no no no!" "They're finished, he'll come out soon" "Yes, he's just pulling up his pants" "Film me!" "Film me!" "Xu Lai," "I've got a big present for you" "Remember last year, we went to the south of France" "Do you remember Nikola?" "At his farm you saw a warehouse in a field of lavender, and you said you dreamed of making it into a studio" "Well..." "I bought it." "For you!" "Are you happy?" "You don't seem excited..." "It's not that..." "What is it?" "I..." "I forgot to turn it on" "We'll have to do it again" "What...?" "Lala?" "Where are you going, Lala?" " Lala?" " I'm going to find my brother-in-law" "I'll bring him back" " Keep her here" " Huh?" "We've got a big enough mess on our hands as it is" "I trust you'll delete any sensitive material" "You're here, excellent" "Take me to the Intercontinental" "Are you thinking I'm a cab driver?" "You're going to the police station with me" "What about Xu Lai?" "He's at the Intercontinental" "I filmed something important" "I'm bringing him back" "Hurry!" "Lala, don't tell him anything" "Delete everything on your camera" " Got it" " Whatever you do, don't let your sister see it" "Who are you looking for?" "Yang Yi" "We were classmates" "Right." "Come in" "Take a seat." "I'll tell her you're here" "Thank you" "Xu Lai?" "What happened to your face?" "It's nothing" "Finally, seeing each other..." "I'm glad" "that's right!" "Have you gained weight?" "Yeah, a lot" " Sit down" " Right" "What happened to your hair?" "It's all gone" "But... that works, too" "Was that you in Victoria Square?" "Yes" "No" "It's a long story" "Did you get the poster I sent you?" "I did" "I was touched" "When I saw you'd added a person to "The Sower,"" "I was moved as well" "I remember you once said this was your favorite Van Gogh painting" "Isn't it?" "It is" "How have you been?" "Are you well?" "Very well" "You?" "Same old, always painting" "Are you married?" "No" "I travelled a lot" "I started in Europe," "I trained with my mentor for five years" "After that, I learned how to sail and then to make music" "I lived in Tibet for three years" "I just came back from India" "I shouldn't smoke" "What's that?" "This... is part of my new series" "You've been an artist all this time" "Do you still paint?" "No." "I make underwear" "What?" "I design brassieres" "I'm an expert" "I can tell the cup size of any woman standing in front of me" "Seriously?" "Yes" "I've been doing this for more than ten years" "So... you'll never paint again?" "No." "I've sold all my palettes" "I see" "Well... you were a mediocre painter anyway" "Do you remember that big dog in the canteen?" "Would you like to kiss once more?" "What?" "What, "what"?" "You were saying?" "I didn't say anything" "No, I..." "I was talking about the big dog" "What I meant was... we never managed to actually do it" "Do you mean right now?" "Do what, now?" "Sorry for interrupting..." "Do you have a minute for the gallery owners?" "Okay" "I'm sorry..." "I'll have to go out for a sec" "No problem" "Are you aware that you smell like durian?" "Would you like to go upstairs and take a shower?" "Just take a shower," "I'll be right back" "...I really was that young once!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Deleting some footage" "What footage?" "A domestic dispute" "I don't have a dream" "Give me that camera" "No.56" "Her next series..." "Have you seen "A Better Tomorrow"?" "What?" "There's a classic Chow Yun-fat quote in there" "Huh?" ""I swear..."" ""in this life, I will not let anyone..."" "point a gun..."" "at my head!"" "Ready?" "Action!" "Sorry!" "Sorry" "I got rid of them as fast as I could" "Everything okay?" "Would you like something to drink?" "I saw your next series" "So?" "What number am I?" "No, those are just people whose paths crossed mine, they were never my boyfriends" "You misunderstood" "Do you know what I had to go through to get here?" "Do you know how long I've waited for this day?" "We haven't seen each other in such a long time do you really want to pick a fight?" "I'm sorry" "Xu Lai..." "Don't be like this, it makes me sad" "You're already here, aren't you?" "Sorry" "You've got a press conference in a minute" "I'm sorry" "Huh?" " Are you all right?" " It's okay." "I can't kiss you" "Are you okay?" "I'm fine" "Does it hurt?" "Sorry, I can't kiss you" "What's the matter?" "Why is it like this?" "Like what?" "I can't seem to be able to kiss you" "Do you not want to kiss me?" "I don't want to kiss you" "Do you want to kiss me?" "Do you want to kiss me?" "I don't want to kiss you" "How come?" "I guess it shouldn't be like that between us" "It shouldn't" "Actually..." "You don't really want to kiss me either" "You just want to finish that unfinished kiss of ours" "Why else would you suddenly stop when we were inches away from each other?" "What were you thinking about?" "I could only think of Spinach" "Huh?" "Spinach is all I could think about" "Are you hungry, Mister Popeye?" "I'm not hungry" "Spinach, Bo Cai, is my wife" "Well, I think that shows you love your wife very much" "Actually, I really do love her" "Then what about you and me?" "I think... we should leave it like this" "Xu Lai, it's time we said goodbye to the past" "Are you feeling better?" "Much better" "Thank you" "Wait a second" "What should we do?" "What should we tell Bo Cai?" "Tell her?" "Nobody can tell her anything!" "We'll just let Bo Cai take her test" "We've already extracted the husband's sperm, what about the wife?" "She's here!" "What's wrong?" "Move over there!" "It's just a date!" "Can everyone just leave me alone?" "Shut up" "Don't think I'm just some rookie" "A rookie cop is still a cop" "You look at Clark Kent and only see a journalist" "Finally, I get to say this:" "You have the right to remain silent..." "Lala!" "They're dirty cops!" "Play back the footage" "See for yourself" "Are you done?" "I've been standing here for ages" "Yes" "Cai Bo?" "Do you know her?" "So that's why you were talking about spinach" "Wasn't she from our year's Department of Management?" "That year, Hong Kong Chinese University accepted two people" "She was the other one" "I never knew why she gave up her place but now I see you two got married" "Xu Lai," "Remember when we went to the French countryside?" "At Nikola's farm we walked through a field of lavender, and you said you dreamed of turning the warehouse into your studio" "So..." "I bought it!" "Are you happy?" "I'm happy" "Are you happy, too?" "Let's do one more take" "Remember to take your pills!" "Remember to take your pills!" "Don't move!" " Hello?" " Let's call the police!" "We can't" "Xu Lai, that cop says he has Bo Cai!" "Hello?" "Where is my wife?" "Where are you?" " Bo Cai!" " Sister!" "Xu Lai!" "Xu Lai, help me!" "Give me the camera" "Let her go first!" "You don't get to make demands here" "We have a hostage of our own!" "A life for a life!" "Do you think we operate together?" "How can rookies like him understand what it's like to work hard your entire life and still not afford to buy a house?" "Pushing someone off some building makes more money than in twenty years of hard work" "Give me the gun!" "Give me the camera" "Don't!" "Bo Cai!" "Sister!" "Here" "Now, let them go!" "Don't move!" "I finally know where you went" "You're very pretty" "I might as well be dead!" "No no, nothing happened between us" "You two even speak at the same time..." "Bo Cai, give me your hand" "I'm afraid to move!" "You, get up there too!" "I gave you the camera!" "You expect me to believe you don't have a copy?" "I don't" "Get up there" "There are too many people on there!" "Get up there" "Hey, tomorrow people will read in the papers about how a cop colluded with the underworld and planned to kill witnesses" "He didn't know everything was captured on film, so he had to kill everyone" "In the end, I shot him" "I never imagined that I'd get a medal before my retirement" "Could you speak Mandarin, please?" "Sure:" "Go to hell!" "Sister!" "Bo Cai, pull yourself up!" "Sister!" "Hurry!" "Lala!" "You get up first, on the count of three" "Okay" "Yang Yi, you move over there" "One two three!" "Come on!" "Both of you!" "Get close to me!" "You love her, don't you?" "I can let go" "No no," "It's not what you think!" "I tried today..." "What?" "You tried?" "No no, I didn't try all the way!" "So you tried halfway?" "No, it wasn't like that!" "Let me explain" "It was like having a fishbone stuck in your throat" "Excuse me?" "The fishbone of youth" "This wonderful fishbone" "If that bone is so pretty and wonderful, don't take it out, just leave it in as a calcium supplement" "It doesn't need to be taken out," "I swallowed it" "What?" "It's out of my system" "I realized that unfulfilled wishes have a tremendous power almost magical and they've led me to this point, one step at a time" "Your wish was fulfilled today?" "It doesn't need to be fulfilled" "I understand now that I have to learn to accept my losses" "We should be like we are now, right?" "Right!" "Like this is best" "Lala is right:" "You need to be objective" "Flaherty said that!" "Can you guys discuss this up here?" "I've always known you've never forgotten her" "You guys can move closer to one another," "I just need to step back a little" "No, Bo Cai, don't move!" "I wasn't happy with my life" "I've always thought you were holding me back but today I found out that you bought me a study" "I didn't buy you a study" "Sorry, I meant:" "Studio" "However, I don't think I can become an artist" "You paint like crap" "I like his paintings!" "That's right!" "I'm only an artist in your eyes" "To hell with art, I only want you!" "Can you guys discuss this up here?" "Bo Cai!" "Give me your hand" "Help her first" "No, he should help you first" "You have to choose one of us" "Xu Lai, have you decided yet?" "Yang Yi, stand up" "What are you doing?" "Xu Lai..." "Yang Yi, get up" "How could you...?" "Bo Cai!" "If this thing falls down," "I want us to die together" "Stand up" "Slowly" "This has been bugging me all day..." "But it hasn't been in vain" "One more step" "Careful!" "What are you doing!" "Bo Cai!" "Listen to me, on the count of three you get up first" "No!" "I don't want to leave you!" " Trust me" " I want to be with you" "Bo Cai, trust me" "Bo Cai, listen to me" "Look into my eyes and walk backward" "I promise I'll get up too" "If I'm lying, may the glass crack right now!" "You're lying!" "I wasn't lying!" "Bo Cai, I wasn't lying" "Do you trust me?" "I trust you." "I always have, and I always will" "Look into my eyes..." "Slowly walk backward" "Come on" "Bo Cai, look at me" "Look at me" "Take one step back" "One more step" "You have the right to remain silent..." "Everything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law" "Hello, sir?" "I need help here" "Xu Lai!" "Bo Cai!" "Bo Cai!" "Xu Lai" "Is there anything else you want to tell me?" "Once, true love was right in front of me... but I took it for granted" "This is going to take forever!" "My swimmers have always found their way home I just didn't know it yet" ""I hope you didn't shed a tear in the dark over me again"" ""I don't want to leave"" ""Your heart with emptiness"" ""I hope you won't put that big a guilt trip on me again"" ""My heart is still as water"" ""You don't need to be passionate"" ""You know I don't want to go"" ""Something stands between us"" "You've made such a big sacrifice when you gave up your study for me" "Don't you regret it?" "I don't" "It was my choice" "I also wanted to go to Arles, but now, it feels like I'm already there" "At their closest moment, the distance between them was less than a centimeter" "But they had no idea, that that morning they conceived their child" "After spending twelve hours in Hong Kong, they fell in love with each other all over again" "Director Cai Lala's directorial debut, was supposed to be a regular documentary" "Everything all right?" "I want to tell you something" "What is it?" "Zip up your pants but the plot is so theatrical and complex that the judges unanimously decided it should be nominated in the Feature Film category..." "Let's take a selfie" "Okay" "Stop talking for a moment!" "This year's Best New Director is:" "Cai Lala!"