"Hey!" "What are you doing?" "What's going on?" "You stopped the bull?" "At 350 bucks an hour?" "I was just doing a last checkup." "Come see." "What?" "What's wrong?" "Fuck!" "Ah, fuck!" "My God!" "I'll go call the cops." "What?" "The police?" "Yes, yes, I'll take care of it." "Do you think that... it's one of the tenants that lived here that...." "It's one of them for sure." "I'll tell you one thing, son, when you rent to someone, you never know who you're dealing with." "Hello!" "Yes, I would like the police, please." "They were clear, eh." "If we're five minutes late, the boat will leave without us." "Don't worry, my love, we won't be late." "Your guy's coming at 7:30, the cruise supper is at 8:00!" "He'll get in, get the paintings, it'll take 10 minutes!" "I just don't get why you invited him tonight!" "I told you four times, I didn't invite him tonight to piss you off," "I invited him because it was the only night he was in town." "Hey!" "Your tag!" "Hey!" "If it works..." "Yeah...?" "What do you think of Michel?" "Michel?" "But if it's a girl?" "Michelle!" "Michelle?" "!" " Yeah!" " I'm not sure..." "No?" "..." "What's going on?" "You're stressed out for what?" "I didn't want to talk to you about it." "There's something I didn't tell you about my dad." "When he took his leave, he got in a junior boxing league." "He sucks, he never won anything." "The only prize he won was the public's prize in Beauce." "One day during his last match, he had a heart attack." "When he woke up at the hospital, to comfort him, my mom told him that he had won the match." "Not long after that, my mom died, and he stayed with the impression that he was a champion." "OK..." "So what's the problem?" "Well... he might talk to you about boxing during supper." "Well, I don't know anything about boxing, but that doesn't bother me." "And sometimes, for fun, he takes out his gloves and boxes with people he knows, for fun." "Bottom line, if he talks to you about boxing, it's because he likes you." "And you've been agonizing for the last 20 minutes for that?" "Look, Julie." "It's you that I want in my life, OK?" "So if it means I have to box with my father-in-law to have him on my side, it'll just be funny." "OK!" "Thank you." "Is he, um.... is he big, your dad?" " Hey, my girl!" " Hi!" "You look in shape!" "We do what we can!" "Don't tell me." "You cut your hair, you gave up your glasses and you gained some weight?" "Uh... no." "No, we never met." "You must be mistaking me with her last boyfriend." "Dad, this is Sebastien." "Ah!" "Another one!" "He always does that, it's just for laughs." "Come." "Well, it's funny." "Super funny." "Put this down here." "That's good." "OK, see ya." "Thanks." "It looks like... gunshots." "Hey!" "Don't touch that!" "You'll leave prints!" "It's OK, I have gloves." "That doesn't matter." "Today with their new technologies they can associate that with you." "And if you're associated with that and I'm the one who hired you..." "Understand?" "So don't touch it!" "It still looks like gunshots." "You don't find that bizarre, a guy that wants to exhibit your grandfather's paintings?" "No, it's not weird." "He just likes his paintings." "Some people don't have taste, you know." "Is that paint-by-number?" "OK." "It's 7:33." "I prepared a note." "He'll have to come back tomorrow." "Let's go!" "Hey, whoa!" "He's only been late three minutes." "Whoa!" " We're going to miss my birthday" " We won't miss your birthday." "Every year we miss my birthday." "Josée, we can't miss your birthday." "We can miss the bus, we can miss a meeting, but no matter where we'll be, it'll be your birthday." "Ah!" "You see, we won't miss your birthday!" "Ah!" "John!" "Michel." "Come in." " Michel." "After you." "OK." "It feels like..." "I'm seeing your grandfather." "Your grandfather... was an incredible man." "OK." "Do you want to see the paintings?" "It's this way." " Yes." "Please, be my guest." "Yes." "Yes, yes." "Your grandfather had a  he had a  a remarkable touch." "So you knew him well?" "May I?" "Yes, yes." "Yes, yes." "He was... like my big brother." "It's me that introduced him to... his wife." "The first one." "Yes, the one that died from cancer, right?" "Yes." "If I could tell you how much  how much I cried." "OK, I'm going to go start the car." "OK." "She smiled so much, that woman." " Hey, hey!" " Hey!" "Hi!" "Hi, Serge!" "How are you?" "Oh, thanks!" "It's nice of you." "It wasn't necessary." " My pleasure." " Celine, Serge is here!" "I wanted to tell you I'm really glad it's you." "I never told you before, even though I wanted to." "You're really the perfect guy for this." " Thanks, thanks." "It's my pleasure." "Cool!" "And, um..." "there is no weirdness, eh?" "None!" " No problem!" " No weirdness, but not at all!" "It's really great!" " Hello, hello." " Hello." "Let's eat!" " Go!" "Go, yeah." " OK." "So your health is good?" "Hmm?" "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah." "Mm-hmm." "You?" " Yes, very good, thanks." "Hey, I saw a really good movie yesterday, when you were at the gym." " Oh, yes?" "What is it?" "I don't know if you saw it." "It's called..." "It's a Tom Hanks film." "Well, with Tom Hanks." "It's called CastAway." "I didn't see it." "You have to rent that." "It's so good!" "You really have to see that!" "OK, OK!" "I'll rent it!" " Actually, I'll tell you a little bit." " He'll tell you the whole movie." "No, no." "Just a small portion, so he can understand." "Look, simply, it's the story of Tom Hanks, OK." "He takes a plane flight and, um..." "when he's in the air, just to tell you a little bit, the plane falls." "Falls?" "A plane can't fall." " Of course it can fall." "Seriously." " No, it crashes!" " Of course!" "Falls, crashes, it doesn't matter." "The plane crashes." "So now, he's in the sea, and he manages to get out." "He's alone, and he arrives on a deserted island." "And he's alone during... four years!" "OK!" "I'm going to rent that!" "It's amazing!" "So now on this island, he endures some things, but he has to survive, you know..." "during four years." "Four years alone." "So one day, he has a cavity!" "Here." "Um..." "OK." "So, basically, it says that... even though you're the child's genitor, you'll have no paternal responsibilities." "Right?" "No family allowances." "No custody." "Look..." "I don't want to come back on the subject, we talked about it a hundred times, but yesterday I talked with a girl that works at Pria and she was telling me about your friend..." " What friend?" " Maryse." "The woman that was impregnated, her son is blind." "Yes, that's it." "And she was saying that it's actually proven without a doubt, proven scientifically at 100 percent, that there's no link between impregnating a women and the fact of having a blind child." "100 percent sureness doesn't exist." "We don't want to take a risk." "I'm just saying..." "OK." "I sign everywhere?" "OK." "I trust you." "Super!" "That's it." "Interview 10:00" "Hello." "No, that's not good." "OK." "Hello." "My name is Julien." "I'm here for the job." "He already knows that." "He knows I'm here for the job." "Just hello is fine." "Hello, my name is Julien." "Beautiful day today!" "Idiot, that's not working at all." "My biggest flaw?" "I think I'm a bit too perfectionist." "Of course not!" "Everybody says that." "Just simple, honest." "My biggest flaw?" "I can't support getting orders." "I lose control if I'm told what to do!" "Perfectionist is good." "My work experiences?" "Well, I have a theory on people with experience." "The more experience they have, the more jobs they've had." "It hides something..." "Being a landlord is the worst job." "Everyone says, "Buy an apartment building, it pays itself."" "Yeah, right, it pays itself." "You spend your whole time, your vacations, your weekends with a hammer and a drill." "It pays itself, my ass!" "Every weekend?" "You're not exaggerating a bit?" "Have you ever installed a pipe?" "No." "Friday morning, 8 o'clock." "There's a tenant who calls, there's a pipe leak." "So you say, "I'll go to the hardware store across the street, eh?"" "It'll take five minutes, an hour - bing-bang, everything's done." "You go to the store, they have all the different models of pipes - not one missing, except your model!" "But there's a guy, across town, that maybe has your type of pipe, if he didn't go bankrupt." "You take your car, you drive across town in the traffic, it takes two hours, you get there, and, yes, he did go bankrupt!" "But his competitor, who already ate him alive, is two corners down the street and he might have the right model of pipe!" "You go there and you find the pipe you wanted." "You leave, you're hungry, you eat a hamburger." "You gulp it down, you don't have much time, you go across town again, it takes two hours, while burping your hamburger, because you ate it a bit too fast." "You get back at the tenant's place, you install your pipe and it fits." "But it doesn't only take a pipe." "It also takes a washer that fits!" "The salesman didn't tell you?" "He was a rookie!" "He didn't know more than me." "You have to go back across town for two hours in the traffic to go get your goddamn washer, you come back, it's 7:30 in the evening, everything's done and installed." "That, is one pipe!" "There are 400 in the building!" "I'm not feeling this one." "What?" "What's wrong?" "It's a poor neighbourhood, we won't find anything here." "No, I'm telling you, I've got a feeling." "It's a dump, Pat!" "We're wasting our time." "You said the same thing last time, and we hit the jackpot!" " We were in Westmount!" " Hey!" "I came by here two days ago, there were lots of boxes outside." "Ah!" "Move aside!" "What are you doing?" "Move!" "Wait!" "Move!" "Don't do that!" "Look what I found under the carpet." "Goddamn!" " What are you doing?" " What?" "What are you doing?" "You turned on the lights!" "Well, yes, yes, yes...." "I actually just wanted to talk to you about that." "Do you think it makes sense, two guys robbing a place with the lights turned on?" "You live in the neighbourhood, you're walking your dog and you see two guys with flashlights and toques." "That doesn't make sense!" "Turn on the lights!" "We don't look as suspicious and you forget fewer things!" "If you say so." " Hey!" " What?" "Your shoes!" "So what, my shoes?" " Take them off." " Why is that, take off my shoes?" "The guy's getting robbed for 30,000 bucks, do you really think he feels like cleaning the floor after that?" "I'd be surprised if there was 30,000 bucks' worth of stock here!" "I've got a feeling." "Go, go." "Check that out!" "Feeling!" "It's not even plugged in yet!" "Yes, yes!" "The TV also looks new." "There must be a box somewhere." "Should we check there?" "Eh?" "Goddamn!" "Feeling!" "Tenants are the worst hooligans." "When they leave, they always leave behind lots of crap." "In 15 years, I had, what, six, seven moves." "When they leave, the apartment is a real dump." "Do you want something to drink?" "I have two small juices." "Yeah, OK." "You can't tell, but I also have a true career." "I wake up at four in the morning." "I get in at eight in the evening." "Sitting down in my truck all day, my back aches." "How old are you?" "29." " How much do you earn per year?" " 32,000." "32,000?" "What are you complaining for?" "Well, it's not easy." "And there's my wife, also." "And you're married on top of that!" "?" "Spoiled-brat generation!" "We gave you everything and you're still complaining!" "Steve, um..." "Um..." "Sebastien." " How long have you been with Julie?" " Um... it's been eight months." "What wasn't working out with Steve?" "Since when do you care about my love life?" "Well, I don't know." "I'd like to know my grandchildren before I die." "No kidding!" "Georges, you still have lots of time!" "And you look in great shape." "Just like a boxer!" "I think it's ready." "It's OK." "I know." "Boxing." "Ham quiche!" "Dad!" "I told you he was allergic to eggs." "Just a little bit." "Well, then..." "So then he's in pain you see, it's hell;" "he's hurting and hurting, you know." "You know how good is Tom Hanks." "So we believe it all the way." "He has a cavity and can't take it anymore." "You know, he can't go to the dentist, there is none." "He's alone on the island." "It's hell, he goes crazy." "You know, he's good, Tom Hanks." "There are so many things that happened." "At one point there's a ball, he's talking to his ball, "Wilton."" "He has a long beard and has lost weight." "It's amazing!" "It's really an excellent movie." " Well, I'll rent it." " Um... yes!" " So, um..." " Ah, yes." "And I don't want to tell you the ending, but just so you know, about the cavity, at one point there's a skate involved." "It's so good!" "It's amazing!" "Something I never told anyone?" "I didn't think of that question." "There's one thing." "that not even my girlfriend knows." "I have $72,000 in debts." "In student loans." "Don't tell anyone." "OK." "Honey?" "Yes, my love?" "Could I have a glass of water, please?" "Yes, right away." "Serge?" "Do you want something?" "Um, no, thanks, I'm fine..." "Thanks." "You know what?" "I think I'll have a beer, actually." "Beer." "Excellent!" "Brown?" "Blonde?" " Blonde!" " Good!" "Be careful, Chuck!" "I mean, we're thieves, not savages!" "Yes, yes, I'll be careful." "It's somewhat the guy's fault." "What do you mean?" "He just shouldn't have put his trophy there." "It was too close to the edge." "You weren't paying attention." "It's your fault." "Of course not!" "His curling trophy..." "Goddamn!" "Curling!" "It's so loser!" "It's the guy that put it at the wrong place, he's just looking for trouble." "So now you're telling me that the fact that the trophy is on the ground has nothing to do with the guy that put it there?" "No!" "No!" "I'm just telling you that if somebody invites me over, and he's not capable of placing his things the right way, well, he's exposing himself to accidents." "You're still responsible!" " If it's the cat that throws it down?" " It's the cat that's responsible!" "Hey, Chuck!" "Look what..." "What are you doing?" "Stay out of it." "No, no, no, no." "Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "No, no." "No, no." "It worked last week." "Yes, I know it worked last week, but I find your thing a bit loud." " How do you want to open it, then?" " No, let me do it." "Let me do it." "Most people have a really stupid code just so they can remember it, like a birthday." "Oh, look." "Bring me the agenda that's there." "Here." "They say that 92% of all people with a safe use a birthday for a safety code." "Well, look." "Check." "He circled September the 12th." "OK." "Twelve." "September." "Zero, nine." "There's a number missing." "Yes, I know." "I know, Chuck, that there's a number missing." "According to the decor, how old is the guy that lives here?" "I don't know, um... 75, 70." "Are you crazy?" "No no, he is no more than 50." "So if he's 50, his girlfriend is, what, 45 years old?" "45 years, 1960." "Yeah." "60." "Too easy?" "59?" "Here you go, champion." "Jesus fucking Christ!" "Ah!" "There are even two small chocolates!" "One for you." "One for me." "Gino said you were an old, finished has-been." "That you lost your touch." "I think you're kind of good." " Well, tell that to Gino." "And 30 years later, the watch still works." "OK." "We're going to help you put this in the car, OK?" "I think there's one missing." "No, no, no, John." "These are the eight paintings that my grandfather did, they're all there." "I'm pretty sure there's one missing." "The most important one, actually." "Listen, I'm really sorry, John, but I don't have anymore." "Yes!" "Yes, he's right." "We're missing the one that we hung there." "The only one we could bear." "We never hung a painting there." "This one." "Ah!" "Yes." "Yes, it's that one." "It's the painting that I took away when we did the renovations." "Took away?" "You mean when you threw everything out, including my niece's picture." "Stop with your niece's picture already!" "It's not her that I threw away, it's her picture." "Get over it!" "It's not your business." "John, I'm sorry, but..." "I threw it away." "Threw away?" "Well, I mean, we lost a lot of things during the renovations." "OK." "OK." "Listen." "You almost got me." "Now, the painting, please." "Thank you, John, but..." "I threw it out." "Michel, I'm not an idiot." "The painting." "If I didn't throw it out, it's really well hidden." "I can't find it for you tonight." "Give me an hour, I'll wrap it up." "Perfect." "I'll do a bit of errands and come back in an hour." "You liked him a lot, my grandfather?" "I didn't really know him." "What just happened?" "Listen I don't really know, but now I... have a $125,000 check for a finger painting from my grandfather." "Listen I don't know how to tell you this, but for your birthday supper, it looks bad." "Fuck the birthday supper!" "OK, you do the kitchen, I do the closet." " Go!" " Go!" "Go!" "We said we weren't exchanging gifts." "Open it!" "So do you like it?" " Yes, yes." "Happy birthday!" "I'm doing an oral presentation, OK." "At the university." "You know how it is at the university; empty." "This day; full." "Why?" "'Cause it's me." "And at the end I swear!" "I swear everyone got up and... 10:45?" "Didn't we say 10:00?" "Interview 10:00." "Goddamn!" "Ah, goddamn!" "Looks good." "It's too bad, because I'm not allergic to ham." "Um..." "Sebastien is doing his studies in political science." "And in between he's selling cellphones." "Hmm?" "Well, um... it's really just temporarily." "I decided to do that, not to get in debt during my studies with a... student loans and all that." "He doesn't only sell cellphones, he installs games in them also." "There's games in cellphones now?" "I thought it was made to telephone." "No, no, you have everything in cellphones now, Dad." "What was the last game you installed again?" "Boxer 2?" "Ah, yes, ah yes." "Boxer 2." "Boxer 2." "Yes, it's a boxing game." "Oh, yeah?" " Mm- hmm." "Do you know a bit about boxing?" "Um, no." "It's the design teams that do research and..." "Well, if you need a pro, to help you out, I... did boxing during 6 years." "Oh, yeah!" "You boxed?" "Yes, sir." "I was a regional champion." "They called me The Tank!" "The Tank?" "The Tank!" "It tells me something..." "It's possible, 'cause they talked about me a lot in the papers at that time." "Oh, well..." "That must be why they wanted to call the game The Tank, at work." "Oh, yeah?" "Are you serious?" "Yes." "I'll tell you another good one." "The league sometimes hired foreign boxers for outside competition games." "Problem was, the foreign guys were a lot better than us." "So the matches were arranged, we made Quebec win." "The foreign boxers were laughing, they were making money." "Plus they were traveling with their wives on the league's arm." "You never told me that story." "In 1981, they invited a Mexican boxer." "The guy wasn't known or anything." "He was coming here to lose his first match." "That's why he was coming, and he was paid for it." "Well, imagine that, in three rounds, he beat our regional champion Serge Tremblay." "Knockout, the champion of the LBRB!" "LBRB?" "The regional boxing league of La Beauce." "So then the organizers are all furious, but the public is inflamed!" "The guy got to the finals!" "So then they said if he wins the last match, we're going to look crazy." "So the next day, three hours before the match, two big guys come by." "They're telling the Mexican that if he wins the match, his girlfriend..." "See ya!" "Are you serious?" "Mm-hmm." "There was money involved, you know." "We're talking about 300 to 400 bucks!" "But, then, after making threats, they noticed that the Mexican only spoke Mexican!" "Spanish, Dad!" "Well, anyway, he didn't speak French." "So then they figure out that the guy didn't understand he had to lay down at the first match." "So then they tried explaining with gestures and mimics." "Finally a big guy left with the Mexican to go to the match and the other one stayed with the girlfriend in case the other one won." "Well, believe it or not, he won in three rounds!" "And the girl?" "No idea!" "My gosh!" "That was something!" "For me, boxing, to tell you the truth, has been my whole life." "Stop it, Dad, you worked 35 years for the city, but only boxed for 6 years!" "Look at this, my Sebastien!" "Do you feel like doing a little match?" "Well, um..." "I wasn't expecting that, but, um..." "OK!" "OK!" "Why not?" "How long has it been?" "It seems like a long time." "The police, we can't trust them." "I'd trust a burglar more than a policeman." "Look. um..." "You could leave, you know." "I mean, um..." "It might take a while." "It's OK." "It's just that I have another job after." "I wouldn't want to be late." "Why aren't you leaving?" "Because I can't!" "Yeah." "Gosh, it's true the toilet isn't working!" "Calls directory." "Sent calls." "Sent calls empty." " Michel?" " OK, sit down there." "Sit down there!" "We're going to reconstruct exactly how it happened when we had the painting, OK?" "So the painting is there." "You're sitting there and I'm here watching TV, OK." "Um... wait." "I'll put..." "This is the painting." "Yes!" "OK!" "Now I'm here watching TV." "I'm watching TV and then..." "And then, well... you get up to change the channel, because we lost the remote that we'll find two weeks later between two couch cushions." " Yes, yes." "Yes, yes." "You bang your big toe on the table, you make a fit..." "Yes, and then.." "Well, then, you decide to renovate the living room." "You take the table, you throw it in the closet, you come back, you take the painting..." "And then?" "What do I do with it?" "And then I don't remember!" "Your trick is not working." "Yes, it's working, Josée, it's just that we're not doing it for real." "Wait, wait." "I get up..." "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "I take the table, put it in the closet, and then I take the painting." "And then..." "And then it's there..." "No, wait, OK." "Michel." " Then I take the painting!" "Michel!" "I've got an idea!" "You didn't call the police." "Of course I did, a minute ago." "No!" "There's not "sent calls" in your phone!" "What?" "You saw it..." "I did it in front of you!" "Well, maybe you dialed something, but you didn't send the call." "You're mixed up in this!" "Hey, hey!" "Be careful, son!" "Don't make accusations like that in the air." "I'll call them myself!" "No, wait, wait, wait!" "I don't have anything to do with this, I swear." "You're not mixed up with this?" " No!" "OK, so what you're saying is that it says "idiot" here on my forehead?" "I'm going to tell you the truth, OK?" "Didn't we say 11:00?" "Yes, yes, yes." "We said 11:00!" "I remember, because..." "When I took the message," "I made a joke to myself, that I was taking an appointment for 11:00, at 11:00!" "I wouldn't have made that joke, if it hadn't been 11:00!" "That doesn't work." "That doesn't work." "Has anyone ever given you a chance in life?" "OK." "I might be... two and a quarter hour late." "But all I'm asking you today is, a chance." "Because in 10 years, when we'll be on the golf course together, we'll be laughing." "About today." "Where you met not only an associate, or an excellent colleague, but most of all, a friend." "As soon as he hits you, you lay down on the floor." "Yes, yes, I got it!" "I'm really sorry." "You're the best boyfriend in the world!" "It's OK, I tell you!" "I find that funny." "Let's go." "Follow me, son!" "As soon as he hits you, eh!" "I love you." "Thank you, darling." "The bell, Julie." "Transfer your weight, son." "Yeah, yeah." "I'm transferring!" "Good." "You're ready?" " Yes!" "What are you doing?" "Well, um..." "No, but don't wait till he breaks down!" "Next hit, lay down, OK?" "Yeah, yeah." "It's just that I..." "It's good, Dad!" "You're really weakening him, OK." "Finish him!" "Is he kidding me?" "You won't come here to humiliate me." "I didn't even touch you, come on!" "Look, Georges... it's really just for fun." "You'll have to walk over me to get out of here." "OK." "You know earlier when you found my golf equipment?" "Yes." "And I found my birthday gift." "Why, do you think?" "Why is it that we find them?" "Because we weren't looking for them!" "It's the law of faith." "When we're not looking for something, we find it." "We'll look for something else." "You're telling me that there's a painting worth $125,000 laying around, and you want to look for anything?" "Exactly!" "So what did I lose recently?" "Your senses?" "My curling iron." "OK." "My precious?" "My precious!" "Yes?" "Guess what, I lost my curling iron." "Well, say something." "Oh, no!" "Well, would you know where I put it?" "Look everywhere." "And if you find a painting worth $125,000, well, let me know." "Hey, Pat!" "What?" "Come here!" "Do you have an idea how you can get us in shit?" "You forget your wallet on a crime site." "Good thing I found it, eh, man?" "I didn't think you came in the kitchen." "Yes, yes, I came earlier." "Well, you know, it's a lot worse than breaking a trophy, eh?" "Yes, yes, yes..." "Sorry, Chuck." "Hey!" "I know nothing about wine, but..." "a '72, it must be hot!" " No, no..." "Leave it there." " Don't worry." "It's for you and me." "No, no, no..." "We don't take other people's wine." "What do you mean, we don't take other people's wine?" "Well, it could have a special meaning; we don't know that." "Hey!" "Goddamn!" "I'm a crook, you know!" "I don't borrow, I don't rent, I steal, Christ!" "If I had to worry everytime I stole something, I'd be damn unhappy!" "Non but there's robbers that have more class than others." "If I had allowed you, you would have broken the door, come in with your shoes, and wrecked everything in here!" "Are you a robber or a guy that... ruins apartments?" "!" "Stay there!" "Don't move!" "I just came to fix the toilet." "Don't move, I said!" "What do we do with him?" "Wait, wait." "Let me think about it." "Patrice?" "You shut your mouth!" "Did he say Patrice?" "No, he said Patrick." "No, I heard him he said Patrice." " No, no, he said... he said Patrick." " I heard him say Patrice!" "Go see if there's a fire!" "Go!" " Ah!" "I knew it was you!" " Listen, Edmond." "We only have 20 seconds, OK." "To make a long story short, I'm a robber." "I've been robbing for 20 years." " A robber?" " Yeah, that's it." "I'm a robber." "I don't believe you!" "Hey, I'm telling you I'm a robber!" "You have a bike?" " Yeah." " It was stolen?" " Yes." "I stole it." "I've been robbing for 20 years." "And I've been trying to stop for many years, but in that business, it's not easy, you know." "Those people, you know..." "So tonight, it's my last hit." "So I'd like to finish on a high." "Is that possible?" "So you shut your mouth and say nothing, OK!" "Ok, there's no more fire, but it'll take some renovations, all right!" "You took off your toque?" "Yeah, well since he saw you." "You know, we're a team Chuck." "He saw you, he saw me too, you know." "Yeah." "What do we do with him?" "Let me think about it." "Let me think about it, OK?" "Let me think about it, OK!" "Go, go get some rope!" " Hey!" "hey!" "Go, go get some rope!" "No..." "Now I'm going to tell you something that I never told anyone in 30 years." "I hid it from everyone." "I was a priest." "Mm-hmm, for many years." "And the building here has already been a brothel." "And the young girl that took care of the brothel, she wasn't a prostitute." "She came to confess at the church a lot, you know." "So we ended up developing a sort of..." "We fell in love." "So, um..." "At one point she had financial problems;" "the brothel didn't work as well." "So, um..." "I helped her out with, um... the church's money." "With the tithe." "No, I know..." "I paid her mortgage." "No, no, I'm not proud of that but, um..." "I thought I was helping a parishioner at the same time." "And after a couple years, we decided to get married." "We did it in the church at night, when it was closed." "I was the priest and the groom all at the same time." "With only two vigil lights lit up." "So, um, to make a long story short." "You have a priest that helped finance a brothel that was later transformed into apartments." "So you see, if ever the police comes here and does an investigation, can you imagine the scandal, if it comes out?" "That's why I don't want an investigation here." "And, um... your wife?" "Suzanne died four years ago." "I miss her so much." "It's a bit like, um..." "John, Chapter 28, first passage." "Exactly!" "You've got it!" "It's not true." "There is none!" "It stops at 21!" "You're lying!" "No, no, wait." "I'm mistaking with..." " You're lying!" " I'm mistaking with Matthew." "You're a liar!" "I'll call the police myself!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "So then, at one point, there's a big fish that arrives." "And Tom Hanks has fabricated a sort of gig, and he squeezes it in the fish." "I really had the feeling it was Tom Hanks himself " "I mean the actor - that was doing it for real." "He's really good for..." "So, um, are you ready for another time?" "Good." "You're really taking no chances by doing it twice." "We want to make sure we won't see you again!" "Oh, yes, um, there's something I wanted to tell you about my girlfriend." "It's that my girlfriend is, um..." "How could I explain this...?" "She's, um..." "Come on, will I say it...?" "Sometimes she has some difficulty to, um..." "Will I say it, um...?" "To what?" "To have an orgasm." "We don't care, that's not why you're here anyway." "Oh?" "No, no, but don't take it the wrong way." "Don't lose confidence, you're very good, you're great!" "Well, thanks, but it's just that..." "Well, earlier..." "Oh, you mean when she yelled?" "Yes, amongst other things." "Oh, yes, well, she always does that." "It's like a sign foryou to stop." "She's nice and generous, but sometimes she just can't take it anymore." "Are you ready?" "Yes, yes, yes." "And it's for that reason that I wasn't able to be there this morning, at your office." "No... no." "Yes, hello, we're not here, but leave a message after the beep and we'll call you back." "Hi, it's me." "Listen, you must not be back." "I might even erase the message if I get back before you tonight." "I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry for the way I acted recently." "I know it's not easy to go back on the labour market after 10 years in the university." "What counts for me and what makes me happy, is not that you get the job." "It's just that you went." "I'm sorry for not believing in you." "See you tonight." "A guy, with a hood, came in and pushed me on the picture frame." "After..." "I threw the lamp at him." "He pushed me on the wall." "The plate fell." "We fought." "He pushed me in the bookcase." "Then it got ugly." "You won't find the painting in a shoe box." "I know." "I don't know what is this box." "It was my grandfather's." "Hey!" "It's the painting." "The famous painting La Songeuse from the painter Barnabé." "Of course!" "We're so stupid, everyone knows that!" "My grandfather would have made a reproduction of Barnabé's painting?" "Why would someone want to give" "$125,000 for a reproduction?" "The Songeuse from Barnabé, stolen." "The old bastard!" "He stole the painting!" "He stole the painting!" "And you threw it in the garbage!" "No, I didn't throw it out." "I think..." "And now there's a guy that's giving us $125,000 for a painting he knows was stolen?" "What happens if we don't give it to him?" "God, I'm stupid!" "You've been sleeping together for a fucking long time!" "Why do you think we've slept together?" "I don't know;" "I have a feeling!" "You're right." "You're kidding me?" "Are you really going to pretend to be surprised?" "I don't swear a lot, but, um..." "Goddamn, Jesus fucking Christ!" "When?" "First of all, stop cursing right now." "You stop giving me orders, fuck." "And secondly, I'm talking!" "Wait a minute." "I've been wanting a kid for two and a halfyears." " And I don't want any kids?" " Wait!" "It took you a year before passing a fertility test." "And when I finally knew you were infertile, the first thing you said is what?" "Is what?" "I don't know." ""I'll think about it," that's what..." " Wait a minute." "Why is it that we're doing my trial and not yours!" "Do you want to know why I slept with him?" "Yes, I would really like to know." "So, well..." "You shut your fucking mouth!" " Wait a minute." "Your problem is that you always have to be in competition with everybody." "You want to be the best at work, right?" "It'll take you 90 hours, but you'll do it." "Why?" "Because hard work equals success." "Stupid motto!" "Well, it's true, goddammit!" "Look, you want me to tell you something?" "You can't be the best at everything!" "You just can't." "And I am tired of living every day with a guy that tells me we'll be happy in five years." "I'm sick of it!" "And it's not 'cause you're infertile that we have to stop having sex." " OK, OK, it's fine, I understood!" " No, look at me!" "Look at me!" "I'm sick of it!" "Wait, OK, another little question:" "why is it that we were trying to make a kid here tonight since you think I'm the worst of all the assholes?" "Because I still love you." "Foolish of me." "And that..." "I've been pregnant for the last five weeks." "Nico, um..." "Come and sit down." "Come and sit down!" "I didn't know you at the time." "So now what do we do?" "Come here." "Listen, Chuck." "In my 20-year career, it never happened to me." "I've never been seen before." "But now he saw us, you and me." "So if it's not tomorrow, in a month, in a year, he'll tell something to someone, one day or another." "So there's not a million solutions." " You're not serious?" "Yes." "But you, Chuck, you're still young." "You still have a future in front of you." "I'd prefer that you wouldn't be mixed up with this." " No, but..." " No, no." "I'll take care of it." "But I just want one thing in return and that's really important to me." "I want this to be your last hit." "Take all the stuff, fill up your pockets and change your career." " I can't leave you here." "I'm an old guy." "I'll manage." "And, um.." "What are you going to do it with him?" "In that kind of little chest, usually... in the last drawer." "In the last drawer!" "I don't see anything." "Check under!" "Goddammit!" "Look, Pat, um..." "I learned more with you in a day than... with all the guys in  in 10 years." "I'll tell everyone that you're really one of the greats." "Chuck!" "Come here." "I'll be needing this after." "Yes, I understand." "I'm going to get the desserts and when I come back, it's over, OK?" "Watch it, transfer your weight!" "Transfer your weight!" "Are you OK?" "Are you OK, Georges?" "Hey, hey!" "Come on." "Georges!" "It was just a small punch." "Georges, wake up!" "Wake up..." "Georges?" "Hey, The Tank, let's go." "So, Dad, did you put him on the floor?" "Georges, OK, wake up." "It was just a small pat." "Come on!" "He... he..." "He was really not lucky, he tripped on the floor." "You hit my dad?" "Well. for fun..." "Don't you know he's not a world champion, he's a 60-year-old man." "It was just a small pat." "Is he breathing?" "And you didn't get anything?" "So, um..." "How did it start?" "What?" "How did you do it to fuck my girlfriend?" "Isn't a clear question." "Are you kidding me, Nico?" "!" "If there is someone here that is being taken for a ride, it's certainly not you." "Well, um..." "One night, after my workout, I  took a couple of drinks and, um  I felt she was a bit warmed up." "Warmed up?" "She doesn't drink that much." "No, no, I mean, um..." "She wanted to, um..." "She felt like..." "She wanted to what?" "Fuck?" "To have sex, yes." "Yes, she..." "She put her hand on my lap..." "Nico, I can't tell you all this, it makes no sense!" " Yes, you can." "So she put her hand on your lap?" "She put her hand on my lap and, um..." "Well, that's it." "I..." "You got hard?" "I started kissing her." "Did she talk about me?" "No, not really, no." "And after?" "And after, well, we ordered another bottle of wine and we... we got drunk and ended up having sex." "That's it." "Where?" "In the car." " No, but where in the city?" " Oh, um..." "In front of your house, here." "It's my fault." "I just had to be there more often." "Are you in love?" "Are you crazy?" "!" "No... no..." "Well, thanks." "Not to have fucked my girlfriend, in my back but..." "Thanks." "OK." "Well, anyway..." "Leave it." "Don't say anything." "OK." "Well..." "I still want to tell you..." "Good luck with the... the baby." "Excuse me, gentlemen." "Who called him?" "I don't know." "There's been a truck parked in front for two hours." "The truck is mine, but come see what's in here." "On the back, yes." "My boyfriend hit him." "No, no, he didn't hit me!" "Yes." "Dad!" "Him, I like!" "Now you're going to shut your mouth, because I have to fire a shot." "Hey, hey, whoa!" "Not in my place!" "Hey, I'm, I'm really..." "Listen, I'm sorry." "I'll fix up everything, don't worry." "Oh, no, no." "You touch nothing." "And you have two weeks to move." "And, um..." "OK, We won't talk about it." "To no one." " Oh!" "OK!" "Thank you!" "Thank you very much." "And for your bike..." "I'll find you a better one." "I'll find you one with speeds!" "What happened?" "Are you OK?" "You didn't go?" "You didn't go!" "What do you think of Xavier?" "And if it's a girl?" "Esther." "Esther's all right." "After 15 years in a trap." "The Songeuse is found!" "You were right, we missed your birthday." "The painting, what could I have done with it?" "The trap in the kitchen!" "What?" "Of course!" "Yes!" "Yes, there was a trap here before you did the renovations." "Where?" "There!" "There!" "I think it was in the other apartment." "I'm so stupid!" "You almost made me tear the floor at four in the morning!" "Yes." "DVD Subtitling:" "CNST, Montreal"