"Ah!" "Ah!" "No!" "We're in the second galaxy now." "Oh, yipes, spiders from outer space are attacking the earth!" "Mr. President, I'll do all I can!" "Well, thank you very much." "Here, I just shot one of the spiders for you." "Why, thank you, Mr. President." "No, that's quite all right." "Oh, here, I shot another one." "Oh, what will we do now?" "Quick, they're coming in, they're coming in again." "Oh, look at them, look!" "The whole earth is destroyed!" "And you're just a frog-- what do you care?" "Daisy." "Yeah, hello, Daisy?" "I have it right here in my little hand." "Well, actually, both hands are little." "It's not like I have a big hand and a little hand, it's-- anyway, I have it right here." "Oh, Nick, to think, after all these months, oh, it gives me tingles right up my spine." "The first name is Nick." "The second name's Knack." "It's Nick Knack, Nick Knack!" "Oh, you scold me." "I'm making a sad face now, Nick knack." "You're making a sad face?" "I've been in jail for a year." "I'm--I have an ecstatic face on, okay?" "Gimme three minutes to cut through the bars, okay?" "Okay, okay." "Now, I'm to do exactly what you told me to do." "Drive up to the fence and keep the engine running." "Don't turn off the engine, whatever you do." "Okay?" "Fine." "My sweet little lamb." "Ya hear that?" "I'm coughing." "I'm coughing because I'm sick." "I'm very sick." "I won't leave this bed." "I don't" "Oh, hurry, Nick Knack!" "I can't wait any longer!" "Please, hurry!" "Oh, I should hurry up?" "Gee, I thought I'd stay another hour and have lunch with the warden!" "My little lambie-poo." "Ugh." "Oh, hurry, Nick knack." "I have the most wonderful hug waiting for you." "Oh, hurry, please, hurry." "Yeah, hello, Daisy?" "I am at the, uh, window ledge right now." "Now-now, be very quiet, 'cause in order to jump without hurting myself," "I have to get myself in a zen-like state." "It's very important that-- aaahhh!" "Aaahhh!" "Nick Knack, you're out!" "We got you out, we got you out!" "Oh, I'm so happy to see you!" "Ow-ow-ow-ow..." "Oh, I'm so happy to see you!" "Ow, the pain, the pain!" "You mean so much to me." "You are my life, the air that my very soul breathes." "Ow, let go of me, please, let go." "Oh, I shoulda died when I hit the ground." "Well, what do you think?" "I made it special for this occasion." "Ow, ooh-ooh..." "You made this van?" "No, not the van, the dress, my dress." "I made it special." "Oh, well, it looks like a dress." "And I'll make a pretty bride, won't I?" "It looks just like a dress." "And when we're married, we'll be together forever and ever and ever and ever" "Ow, just take the van and roll over me!" "Just kill me already!" "A very long time, I suspect." "Ow, let go, oh..." "Yes." "But first, there's one thing I have to do." "Like become one of the richest men in the world." "I've been working on the plans you sent me." "This is almost ready." "So there's only one thing we have to do to complete it:" "kidnap Superboy." "Oh, oh, please!" "Oh, let me go!" "Oh, oh, let me gooo!" "Come on, Clark, put away that shirt and take a look at this." "Aren't those old 8-track tapes?" "Yup." "Don't you need an 8-track machine to play 'em?" "They don't make those anymore." "Clark, this is possibly the best scheme of the century." "See, I go around the campus and I hand these away for free." "But, I have the 8-track tape players." "So put an ad in the paper and I get a great price for 'em, because everybody wants to hear the tapes that they got for free." "Pretty slick, huh?" ""Harry Belafonte sings 'Daddy-o'"?" ""Day-o," Clark, "Day-o."" "Didn't you see "Beetlejuice"?" "Come on, man, that's a hot song." "This is a great idea, Clark." "Now, classifieds..." "Whoa, "Nick Knack escapes from prison."" "Nick Knack?" "Yeah, that's that guy that Superboy put away about a year ago." "Oh, I remember Nick." "He said at his trial that he'd get revenge on Superboy if it was the last thing he ever did." "I dunno, some of his weird contraptions were pretty deadly, as I remember." "Clark, I wouldn't worry about it." "I'd put my money on Superboy any day." "Sometimes I think you worry too much." "We should take some time off." "Go to the beach, maybe." "Yeah, but I burn too easily." "Some kind of weird ticking sound," "I don't know what's causing it." "It's like a kind of a-a weird ticking thing." "Yeah, this should do it." "I'll be through in a minute, Daisy." "And I must say that you've followed my plans perfectly." "Oh, you are the one who's the toy genius," "Nick knack--you came up with this plan." "You know, now that you put it that way, you're probably right." "I am a genius." "I'm the master of toys." "Oh, and I will look pretty when you've finished with Superboy, won't I?" "I'm going to look very good in all the beautiful, shiny things you're gonna buy for me." "Yes, you'll be a ravishing beauty." "We'll have diamonds, pearls, all the money we want." "And the best part about it is, it'll all be because of the person who put me in prison:" "Superboy." "Oh, and then we can get married, right?" "Um, I have a lot of work to do around here still." "Oh, but you said we'd get married, in your letters, before you got outta jail." "And we will get married, uh, my dim rose." "Isn't that "primrose"?" "Yes, primrose, primrose." "And you did mean the part about how I remind you of Madonna in all those rock videos?" "Daisy, I can honestly say that you are ten times the woman Madonna is." "Ha-ha-ha!" "Oh, Nick Knack, tell me again how we're going to get our revenge on Superboy, and tell me in that mean, sinister voice way." "Okay." "We're gonna pulverize him." "We're gonna make mincemeat out of him." "And you know how?" "With reverse magnetic polarity." "With it, I drain the strength from Superboy, and I transfer it to..." "My robotic super-suit." "No one can stop me!" "I'll be the strongest man alive." "I just can't believe how brilliant I am." "What a miraculous invention." "Daisy, come over here and see what a genius I am." "Okay, now you see the way this works?" "You put a blank piece of paper in here, and outside, it comes money." "Take another worthless blank piece of paper, and outside is more money!" "Soon, we'll have enough money to buy that special meteor alloy." "Oh, Nick Knack, I'm so excited that you've made me a part of this great plan." "Yeah, yeah, couldn't have done it without ya." "You couldn't?" "Nah, of course not." "Oh, Nick Knack, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me." "It is?" "Come on, doll face, we're pullin' a heist." "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." "I'm a big man." "Hey, what are you guys doing here this late at night?" "Hey, listen to me, ya big sap, before I fill ya full of lead." "I'm here to purchase a meteor alloy." "Everything they got in there would cost you a lot more than you have." "Ha!" "A lot?" "You talk to me about a lot?" "Would you call this a lot?" "Maybe I might be able to help you." "Why, thank you, baldie." "And my gal Daisy thanks you." "Take her first-- she's like a whole meal." "I'm just an appetizer." "There ya go, complete with all the fixings." "Thanks, buddy." "It's between classes." "That means that the kids will be coming out soon." "I dunno, Andy-- Nancy Sinatra?" "Come on, "these boots are made for walking"?" "That's a great song-- it's a classic." "Along with the theme song from "the Lawrence Welk Show," huh?" "Ha-ha-ha." "Superboy?" "Hi, it's Nick Knack." "Uh, can you meet me alone on freemont beach around the corner from, like, that sorta lemonade stand not far from there." "I wanna talk to you about turning myself in." "Bye!" "Hm, wow, how 'bout that." "Nick knack giving himself up, huh?" "I'm not so sure about that, Andy." "Nick knack always seems to have some kind of scheme up his sleeve." "Do you think you'll be able to get in touch with Superboy?" "I think so." "I'd better go see if I can contact him." "I'm not gonna be able to make it to our library study date." "No problem." "I'm sorry." "It-it's okay, Clark." "I don't do libraries." "You should try it sometime." "I hear they even have books and everything." "Well, actually, I was thinking you and I might hit this cozy little pizza place I know." "Get some beers, maybe a couple slices." "We could-we could study there." "I'll catch ya in class." "She doesn't know what she's missing." "Here you go, Nick Knack." "Thank you, Daisy, my little muffie-poo." "Oh, look who's here-- Superboy!" "Is that it, is it Superboy?" "I recognize you, 'cause I saw that outfit before." "You've worn that something." "Nick Knack, hi." "Daisy made some, uh, lemonade." "It's without pits;" "It's pitless." "You don't have to go ptoo, ptoo." "I'm not here for a picnic, Nick." "I'm here to take you back to prison with me." "Okay, wait a second." "You see, it's Nick Knack." "First name's Nick, second name's Knack." "It's Nick Knack, Nick Knack, Nick Knack." "Did ya get that right?" "Nick Knack." "This is not a time for toys." "Oh, but it is, Superboy." "Yes, it is." "Those straps are unbreakable." "They're made from a special meteor alloy from outer space." "You can only get meteors in outer space;" "you don't get 'em on the earth." "You can't break out of them, and you can't burn through 'em with that heat vision." "You must be joking." "You'll never get away with this." "I can't get away with it?" "Watch this-- I'm getting away!" "Bye, Superboy, I'm getting away!" "Look at the Boy of Steel, all bound up and no place to go." "Getting away!" "Oh, your plan worked, Nick Knack, just like I knew it would." "Yes, well, I'm a genius." "An evil genius, but I am a genius." "Oh, oh, oh, please, please, not the ribs, not the ribs!" "Ah, ah!" "Haircut and a shave, Superboy?" "Ha-ha-ha!" "So how do you usually wear it?" "Short in the back-- I remember." "Well, you're probably wondering what I plan to do with you." "Okay, I'll tell you." "I plan to drain all the energy from your body, and transfer it--where?" "To my robotic super-suit." "You know, I really wish you could watch this." "It's going to be stupendous." "It'll be exciting, a first." "This might be loud;" "Don't let it scare you." "It's working, it's working!" "Well, Superboy, now you'll know what it's like to be another little weakling nerd who no one likes to play with." "Maybe you're hurting Superboy, Nick Knack." "You know, I don't wanna hurt him." "I should hurry..." "To turn off...the...machine." "Boo!" "That could've scared anyone." "Quick, strap me into my super-suit." "Oh, Superboy, I'm getting away." "I can't believe it." "I feel the power of hundreds of men, thousands, millions!" "What comes after millions?" "Now you're gonna bring me all my gifts, Nick Knack?" "Gifts?" "You want gifts?" "I'll bring you back any gift you want." "Anything at all." "Now get out of my way, Daisy." "I'm going shopping..." "At the gold reserve." "Oh!" "Are you hurt really bad?" "Come on, boys, come out here and shoot me." "Go ahead, I dare ya." "Halt!" "Halt!" "I made us some fresh lemonade." "Oh, you know, Nick Knack is really not a bad guy." "He hurt me." "To charge up his super-suit." "Look at me, Daisy." "How weak I am." "And if Nick isn't careful, he's gonna hurt himself with that machine." "But Nick Knack's the master of toys." "But he isn't used to having superpowers as I am." "You mean, my little Nick Knack could be a hurt little Nick Knack?" "I'm afraid so." "Well then, I'd better untie you right away so that you can save him." "He's at the gold reserve." "You do save people, don't you?" "Sure I do." "Ah!" "Superboy!" "Are you all right?" "I feel a little weak." "You're no match for me, Superboy." "I have all of your powers." "Come on, Superboy, wake up." "Had enough, Superboy?" "No, you're draining the battery!" "Ah, nooo!" "That's what I figured." "Now I've got all my power back." "Aaahhh!" "Oh, oh..." "Oh!" "You've ruined everything, Superboy." "Look what you did to the Super-Suit!" "When are you gonna learn, Nick?" "Toys are for kids." "Oh, just one thing, Superboy." "How did you escape?" "Your friend Daisy." "She really cares about you, although I don't know why." "And she'll be waiting for you at the police headquarters when they bring you in." "Oh!" "You may have gotten me this time, Superboy, but I'll get you yet, if it's the last thing I do!" "Captioned by Grant Brown"