" You do not exist." " Do not I?" "Who are you talking to?" "Either that, or I will kill you, the little girl and her brother." " You have no idea how you did the corpse?" " No." "I let the package body was wrapped in, with Christmas trees." " Can you describe what you see?" " Dag Solstad." "You gave Dag blame while he was in a coma, you bastard." " Are you the one who is Frank?" " It happens." "A man with your abilities can come in handy." "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Oh!" " Did you milk me?" " Hm?" "It is with great sadness I sacrifice myself at a point marking." "A selection I have chosen to add holet where humiliations against my person started." "Can you please to move a little further away?" "I plan to make a political point mark." "Is there one of you whose number... 32?" "But damn!" "Excuse me, excuse me, treat..." "Jan?" "Jan, is it really you?" " You see here." "No, I need to wipe..." " No, it's fine there, Bo." "Sorry it Jan. You know what?" "I've thought a lot about you, Jan." "Heard from a colleague everything you have been exposed." "It's been tough." "But that did not mean exposing you to any trouble." " The way I terminate employment on..." " Allah's ways are inscrutable, Bo." "Yes, right?" "So you're a Muslim too?" "Talk to acquire unique expertise in refugee issues." "Sure, but it does not look like there are some who need it, so..." "Do you know what?" "I think you should come and see us   and assume bit like consulting assignments." "Are you saying that you are willing to to give me a second chance in the Nav system?" "Yes." "I do it." "You..." "I..." "I need take an important call." "As I have..." " When you come back on Monday?" " Yes, I come back on Monday." "Are you ready for Brooklyn style ?" "!" "Come on!" "Put ​​him down!" "What the hell are you doing?" "We do not play like that fill the music here!" " They love it so!" " I turn it off!" " Come on." "Please wait." " I'm not waiting!" "I turn off!" "Turn off!" "It does not look here!" " Where is our CEO?" " Have not seen him in a while." "Call him and try again every fifteen minutes!" "How the heck can he be?" "Buy yourself a nice funeral, your dirty pussy." "Is it available here, ladies?" " What do you want?" " That all men will:" "That one girl sucking his balls while another singing a lullaby for him." "You look like a girl who can not say no to a  bad boy." "Maybe I'm there?" "You look like Rihanna." " Rihanna is black." " My cock is colorblind." " Excuse me, sitting on my seat." " Repeat on Shakespeare's language." "Oh, see." "Go to hell!" "To break the glass in the face of him or not, that is the question." "Fuck you, you fucking cunt!" "Stop!" "Sorry, darling." "I did not strike girls." "I kick them!" "What's this?" "A gay bar?" "Look at yourself!" "London, mate!" "Yes!" "Hell Millwall, your pussy!" "What is this?" "What has happened here?" "Huh?" "Look here, 'a!" "Torgeir had not caused Frode be this way here." "Is someone trying to tell us something ?" "Fiskesex or something like that?" "What is going on here?" "Pull off the road." " Hey, buddy!" "What's going on?" " Go to hell, your dego!" "Ok." "I think we've got enough to drink millennium." "Give me the fuckin beer mine, your pussy!" "Torgeir..." "It's me." "Johnny." "What is going on?" "Do not you tell me again?" "Your fucking pussy!" " OMG!" " Torgeir!" "Call an ambulance!" "And ask them to get my ass in gear!" "Torgeir!" " OMG..." "We did it!" " Yes." "If we get him back?" " It looks good." "He is stable." " There is good news." "Hey, hey, hey!" "The doctor says he'll be fine!" "Some idea of ​​what it was?" "Probably a blood clot in the brain's center panel." "It explains the hallucinations." "Blood clots are not as gærent." "I have had it myself." "During Christmas 99." "It is too early to conclude." "We have to run some more tests." "Please, do not move when the scan takes place." "Lie completely quiet." "I love you." " What did you say now, Doctor?" "I love you, I said." "Yes, thanks for the..." "Always nice compliments, then." "It's me then, silly." "Ouch!" " Hello." " Hey." " Au." "Au." " Sorry." "It runs fine." "So...?" "Now what?" "So... what now?" "Maybe we can go to your hometown and celebrate?" "My flight is not until next Sunday." "Yeah..." "I'm not in the mood to celebrate now." "What?" "Is there a problem you have not told me about?" "No..." "Problem?" "No, no problem." "Of course not." " We go to Lillehammer and celebrate." " Yes!" "Ok." "Hm..." "Hello." "Hello." "Good to have you back again Jan. Taking the beard and..." "I hope it was silly with name tag?" "Guro on accounting told that you had changed its name." "Just something I buzzed with down in Iraq." "Good to get back the old name now." " See you at the seminar this weekend, then." " Seminar?" " Yes." "Did not you mail it?" " No." "I'm not totally up and running yet, like pure ICT-wise, so..." "Welcome you should be." "Did you know that in Iraq, they have 33 words for corruption and not one only for seminar?" " No?" "You kidding?" " Yes." " Ok, but then we'll see?" " We do that, Bo." "So do we." "Sure, we do." "So do we." " Au." "Au." " Does it hurt?" "Like that." " Look what I brought you." " Oh, thank you." " Ah!" "You should not..." " Thought you was dead hungry." "CT scan confirms that you have had a blood clot and that it dissolves, " " So you can go home today." "But you must continue with blood thinners." "It was Henriksens quick reaction that made it went so well." "All right, all right, but be careful with the hair." "This has not gotten here?" "Who gave you that?" "Guilty, Honorable Judge." " How often do you eat like that?" " Eh..." "Two or three times a week." " Otherwise, when?" "Varied diet?" " Yes." "I eat the kebab and pizza and..." " But then we stop with all that." " You fuck?" "Do you want to live long enough to become familiar with your child?" "We should take good care of him." " I can walk himself, that is." " No, do not worry, you." "You need to take it easy the next few days." "Check." "I..." "I came as fast as I could." "How's it going?" "Awesome!" "He does not look good." "What doctor?" "Well..." "The doctor says he survives, but..." "He will not to dry herself in the ass more." "I'm just messing with you!" "Just messing with you!" " It was only a small blood clot." " Fucking idiots, ass." "But what are you doing here?" "Thought you were down south to become a movie star." "Yes..." "But you know..." "All the fuss." "Autographs, the fans..." "I needed a break, so Alex and I decided to go to Norway." "We've had some problems in the relationship, but it will work out." "Have ein hash?" "To jau, you have enough ein, for all have one thing ein would like stengje out." "Ein things ein not want syna any solution." "However, these barriers do not need to care." "A hash can Kliver if you want." "A hash string 'ne vara forever, you know." "Can never vara forever." " Hello." " Hey." " Ane from mira Center." " Jan, Nav." "Thank you." "For song." "Oh!" "God, I have goosebumps yet, i." "Just a reflux from an old troubadour." "No." "It was magical." "You have such a amazing ability to merge cultural expression." "Well there comes something good out of this multicultural background min, then." " Oh yeah?" "So you are multicultural?" " Yes, yes, yes." "You know what, I would love to hear more about." " In my room." " Hm?" "Jan!" "Jan!" "Yes, now I hope you keep track of your caseworker?" " We can not tolerate more like that woman episodes." " I have full control of the examiner." "You do not to be worried about." "Really not, that is." "That's my boy, that." "Hello." " Is there room for one more?" " For barely." "I hope you understand that I can not accept the offer you gave me up in the bar?" "Are you sure?" " Hey, Arne." "Is Johnny here?" " No." "When you see him, you can not say I try to catch him?" "You can only say that it is quite important." "Ok?" "Cheers." " I'll buy you a drink on you." " Hey, hey, Tommy." "It's my ex boss." "Give me one and one pack of cigarettes." " 230." " Huh?" " 230." " 230?" "You kidding me?" "It is Norway." "Yes, I could get another bottle." "And bring some peanuts." "A bottle with champis to farmers." " Who was that?" " A local sheep farmer." " Drinking sheep farmers champagne here?" " It's payday or something." " Cheers!" " Cheers!" "Hello?" " Hello." " Hey." " How did it go today?" " He was not there." "Ok." "Would you like me to talk to him?" "Then I said that I go to therapy and..." "Do you know what?" "I think I'll talk to him." " You know how he is, right?" " Ok." " Sorry!" "Are the animals down the road yours?" " Yes." "Then I have unfortunately bad news." "Wolves." " In broad daylight?" " A whole flock." "I do not..." "The only thing you need to understand, is that these animals need protection." "Against what?" "I do not see any bite marks." "Pay me a monthly amount, I keep the wolves away from your sheep." "Honestly, I think the police..." "See, now you got the wolf to come back." "You pay!" "And you mention this to anyone, wolf comes and takes you too." "Very kind that you take the time to do this, boss." "Is not it a bit early?" "Is she four months on the road?" "Yes, but the daddy blog underlined importance of doing things early, so..." "Stay away from the blogs." "It's not good for testosterone levels." " Hello." "Looking for strollers?" " Yes." "Then I can really recommend this one." "With all due respect..." "No tess." "Do you see the front wheels?" "Too small." "They're going to get stuck in the snow." " What we need is a Weenie Twister." " This man is a genius." "That's exactly why I brought you." "Get a look at Weenie Twister-and your time." " Shall I wrap it for you?" " Yes please." " You have not repaid her cutie on fat boy?" " It's just a gift." " Jaha?" "To whom then?" " A baby." "Really?" "A baby?" "Ok." "Where is your mother?" "I think she is with the new sidekick." " New Friend?" " Yes." " Is it good?" " Yes." " Now, you were far away, that is." " Yes." "I was thinking... the name of the kid." " Did you?" " Mm." "You are so sweet." "Yes, dear friends." "Are we ready to start again?" " Oh my god..." "Wait here." " Yes." "Before you say anything..." "It was never my intention that you should learn it this way." "So "Louis Pasteur" is the father?" " He is in therapy now." " Really?" "Which group?" " Anonymous puppsugere?" " Not reacting like that." "How do I react to that the pervert to raise my kids ?" "!" " Now, I think you should calm down." " Otherwise...?" "!" "I think it is wise if we take breathing exercises, right?" "You can breathe all day, but you're still a sick bastard!" " No..." "You, what are you doing?" " Is there anything you can do?" "I freak out!" "You made me freak out!" "Nice." "Your ex started at least not fighting in childbirth classes." "He is at least with!" "Do you want me to squeeze his testicles?" "Or smash his kneecaps?" "We can not." "She is hooked the predator, for any reason." "He is handsome, then." "We live in 2014." "A man may well comment on another man's beauty." " Not my people." " This..." "We live in 2014." " What was that?" " What was what?" "Cut out." "I saw that "Snowman" gave you an envelope." "A man's got to earn a living." "Yes?" "How do you do it?" "A little... a little farm work." " A little farm work?" " Yes." "Taking into cows and stuff." "So you're cowboy now?" " Hopalong-mafioso?" "Is that what you're saying?" " Yes, that's what I say." "I need a drink." "For a smell." "It's refreshing." "We must spread some manure to make the soil fertile." "It certainly is." "Let me ask you something:" "Why did you Tommy down at the club?" " I do not know." " You do not know." " We're friends, right?" " Yes." "What do friends do?" "Player card." "If fullest." "But more importantly:" "Friends talk to each other." "You see, Lars, that when I wear between two cultures, I think he's here." "He is white, but also black." "And Asian." "And he's a normal guy, just like you and me." "Hello." "This is David Solli from Lillehammer police caller." "Yes, what... what's this about?" "I need a signature from you on the new witness statement, your   for now, the report over to the public prosecutor in the morning." "That understanding, yes." "Now it will be well to the present case out of the world." "Now perpetrator woke up from a coma, so now we shall have the final pieces in place." "Who... who is it who is awake you say?" "The patient is awake and no longer depending on the breathing machine." "But unfortunately we have not no communication with him." " It was good to hear." " Was good to hear?" "No." "It is good that you are honest." "Uncertainty public is the worst for us relatives." " Are not you going in and talk to him?" " Yes, yes." "Why would I not would it?" "Hello Day." "Nice to see you." "I hope you can forgive me for this here." "Everything was so damn complicated." "You are a nice guy you, Dag." "You is an excellent guy." "Is it possible?" " Howdy." " Hey." "We come from NRK's ​​license department." "We do not have TV, we." " Ok." "What do we hear the sound of there?" " Radio." "We have to be allowed to get into a little trip." "How much do we owe it?" "What kind of license people are you, really?" "The kind that gets a little upset when people do not deliver cocaine when they should." "Oh, you're a good man, you." "Patients is so good to get out a bit." "Now you have a very good turn out with your friend." "Do you hear that, Dage bass?" "Are we at Uncle Jan and enjoy ourselves." " No baby language." "We do not like it." " No, no." "I understand very well." " Okay, have a good trip." " Yes." " How much money are we talking about?" " 3 million." "One of the week, the rest a week later." "But I have not the money." "What happens if I have not..." "No, no..." "No, no, no, no!" "Ouch!" "Au..." "See you next week, then." "Why can not you just tell me what's going on?" "Fucking squeal." "It is not such a good idea that I go back to USA now." "Where should I go?" "You can go to Siberia for me." "Just you go." "You are more loyal to these strangers than against your own family." "These strangers are more like family to me than you've ever been." "You are committing a big mistake." "Who is it, then?" "Hello?" "No?" "Is that you?" "Yes, it was a nice surprise." "But my god." "Who is this?" "A brain-damaged guy I am a support person for." "He ​​will not bring anything." " No, here feels completely wrong, that is." " No." "Does it?" "Like that." "Then there was the problem solved." "No." "Is it a bit far?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Fucking sheep killer ass." "Good to get rid of him." "Most foreigners do not have my ability to to settle in the Norwegian culture." "Speaking of that..." "How is Brazilian chick and your brother?" "I do not think she is so interested in him." "She has moved into the Mill Hotel." "Hello?" "I would like to had hold of a guest named Alex." "Eh..." "Alex..." "Alexandra..." "Pretty Hispanic woman." "1.65..." "It's her." "When she went?" "Ok, thank you." "Alex!" "Hello." "Do you have any idea who this mysterious date is?" "No, he just said that we should meet him here." "I do not know what..." " Did you watch the ass till she there now?" " Yes." "Did not you?" " Yes, I did, but..." " Is it gærent if I do it?" "No, it's just unusual to be with someone who swings both ways." "All of them are bisexual, basically." "You have probably also been illuminated by a man." "I do not care to talk about." "This here is just silly, I think." " Hey, guys." " Hey!" " Alex, this is Birgitte." " Hey." " Torgeir know you." " Yes, hi." "You girls can the take a look at the menu." "We should just have a little chat." " It was a... surprise." " Yes, I know it's tricky." " But I'm crazy about her." " I see." " How do you think your brother will take it?" " My brother will go crazy altogether." "What about us?" "Will it be a problem between me and you?" "Do you know..." "If it had not been for you, I had not been here." "Is that how you feel, so it's like you feel it." " That's my boy, that." " Yes." " Hello." "Jasmine." "Booking Manager." " Jasmine..." " How long will you stay with us?" " We allow departure date open." "Yes, when everything is in place, Torgeir." "Then it is just for you to sign there." "And we will arrange transfer to your business partners."