""Casino operations, restaurants, and retail establishments show sustained growth in line with projections... "" "Yada, yada, yada..." "What about us?" "While losses from theft, employee-based or otherwise..." "Casino operations suffered the smallest loss in ten years!" "We're just doing it to it, baby." "Congratulations, Polly." "Manicurist of the year." "Oh, thank you for make framing." "Yeah, I finally beat Suzie from Venetian." "Win big award." "B.F.D." "What's wrong?" "Award meaningless when life pointless." "Guy trouble?" "Chul Ho leave me." "Take magic finger and walk out door." "Why?" "I say something about marriage, he flip out like the time I put fist in bad place, get stuck." "Ooh." "I'm so sorry." "Maybe you should take some time off?" "I cannot stop working!" "Well, just a few days." "You know, pull yourself together." "Suddenly mani-pedi seem so empty." "No thank you." "Excuse me." "Hi, would you guys like a tour of the Montecito's last remaining residential suite?" "Actually- I know what you're thinking." "We're gonna make you watch some boring video presentation, followed by a face-to-face with some greasy guy in a plaid jacket just to get some freebies" "Actually, I-no." "Muffin?" "We don't need cheesy come-ons to wrangle our guests into some high-pressure sales pitch." "One trip up that elevator, and I think you'll see that the Montecito residences, well, they sell themselves." "Actually, where's the nearest ladies' room?" "I think my wife's gonna hurl." "Housekeeping!" "Seen this yet?" "The monthly shrinkage report..." "yeah." "And?" "And what?" "It took two of you guys to give me paperwork" "I've already seen?" "You, you just can't come out and say we're doing a great job, can you?" "Um, genius number two, do you feel the same way?" "This report does show virtually no theft at all on the entire property." "It would be nice to get a little recognition." "Yeah, listen, when those pencil pushers in accounting analyze security, that's one thing." "But security experts, you know, they use their guts." "That's something no accountant can quantify." "So, let's summarize, reports are meaningless and we're not doing a great job." "Just listen to me for a second." "Every day down here, millions of dollars exchange hands." "Right." "Okay." "And every transaction is an opportunity for outright theft." "You guys are sitting in your nice office on your fat duffs, and you're looking at 1,500 cameras, and you go "wow, look at this!" "I caught a guy past-posting these chips. "" "And you come down here, and you want a compliment." "Well, you know what, you guys are damn good." "Wow." "Okay, you think you can do better?" "Do I think?" "Do I think?" "The right pair of eyes knowing where to look," "I know it." "Uh, really?" "Would you like to make a friendly wager on that?" "By God, I'd love to." "Really?" "Okay." "Yeah." "All right, here's the bet." "24 hours, the guy who finds the most fraud or cheating wins." "We're in." "What are the stakes?" "You know, uh, I'm a little short this month." "Oh, don't worry." "If you think I'm playing for cash with you two pikers, you're out of your mind." "How 'bout your parking spot for a month?" "Oh, listen to Mikey, he's back in again." "Okay, in the unlikely event that one of you two rocket scientists should win this thing, you've got my parking spot." "What do I get?" "Two losers take the bus." "No, no, I ain't taking a bus." "Okay, you lose, you have to park in the employee structure on the unreserved level for a month." "Done... and done." "Bet starts now." "You got nothing, do ya?" "What are you talking about?" "My money's on Mike." "Who told you?" "Knowledge is power, Danny." "Smart money says that Mike Cannon is gonna kick ass." "Care to make it interesting?" "Always." "Okay, I win, you wash my car, by hand." "If Mike wins, I'll wash yours." "In Daisy Dukes?" "You?" "Oh, no." "You." "So you wanna play it like that?" "Oh, yeah." "Well, I was just over at The Playboy Club over at The Palms." "Nice." "You lose, you dress up as a bunny." "I like it." "I'm in." "Okay." "Hey, what if Ed wins?" "Ed doesn't have a chance." "Oh." "One tall caf?" "mocha, extra hot, for my favorite undercover operative." "Thanks, Betty." "Oh, on the house." "No, thank you, sets a bad example." "I'll take my employee discount though." "Ah, one tall caf?" "mocha extra hot employee discount." "Tommy..." "Frankie." "Hey, hey." "Hey, thanks for helping out on the floor, right?" "No, thank you for getting the bosses in on the tip pool." "It means a lot, Ed." "Anybody beefin' about this?" "Nothing yet, but I'll tell you, the dealers are gonna be making $10,000 a year less." "And they're not too happy." "Yeah, well, they're still the highest paid on The Strip, by far." "Anybody want a more elaborate explanation, you let me know." "Will do." "Polly." "Congratulations!" "Oh, hello, Sam." "What are you doing?" "I need me time." "Tell me this doesn't have something to do with your boyfriend." "How you find out about Chul Ho dump me?" "Everybody talking?" "Talking too much?" "Polly, knowledge is power." "Don't worry about this, he'll be back." "Like you ex-husband?" "He no come back, he tried to bone Mary." "Or forget about Chul Ho, he's not worth it." "I lose will to work." "But you're Korean." "Hard to believe, I know." "Okay, list- No tell parents." "Hmm, yeah, Polly, listen to me." "I have big players coming in from back east." "And they would like to see the number one casino host in Las Vegas, which is why they call me." "Now, their wives, they want the number one manicure on the planet- In universe." "in the universe, which is why they only want you." "Okay." "Okay what?" "Okay, after I find a new boyfriend, I work." "Maybe six month." "How 'bout if I get Chul Ho back for you?" "No way, he go to L.A." "Already look for better girlfriend with a tight booty bounce quarter off and the big hooter, plastic." "Come with me." "Come with me." "Danny McCoy." "Sammy Marvin." "How's it going, bro-ham?" "Good, pretty good, you know." "I haven't seen you since when?" "Ah, I guess senior year, woodshop." "Mr. McKibben." "Yeah, so you-you move out of town?" "Nah, I got a nice little studio over in Summerlin." "Oh, yeah?" "I just come here to use the pool." "Mega chicks out there." "Don't you need a room key to get into the pool?" "I got a guy who sells bogus key cards for 20 bucks." "Fools the dumb-ass security guys every time." "Yeah, no kidding?" "Yeah, those guys are really stupid." "So what have you been up to, man?" "Uh, I sell copiers." "Nice." "Yeah." "Look at you, Danny Trump." "It's been- it's been good." "I gotta get out there." "Chicks, dude." "Stay cool, McCoy." "You too, you too." "Hi." "Oh." "Hey, Polly." "Congratulations on that terrific award." "Victory hollow now, I quitting." "Huh?" "Uh, Polly won't work unless we find her boyfriend who broke up with her and took off." "He dumped me for gutter slut in L.A." "Yeah, uh, Ed, I have, uh, two really big whales in from Philadelphia with pushy wives, and they want their manicure of the year." "No Polly, and they're gonna go straight to the runner-up at the Venetian." "Normal, I kick her bony ass up and down Strip every day of week and two time on Sunday." "You know, her ass just two bone and skin." "Yeah..." "But now I too sad to work." "So if these two pushy broads from Philly don't get their nails painted by Polly, um, your whales are not showing up." "Yeah." "And she's not going to work unless you find her boyfriend." "In a nutshell." "Okay." "Take the jet." "Thank you, Mr. Ed!" "I love you!" "I rub you too." "Oh, excuse me." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "You think somebody's gonna try to knock over the jewelry store, don't you?" "I'm sorry, did you just say "knock over?"" "Uh-huh." "The whole hotel knows about the bet, Mike." "You don't have to pretend." "A lot of side money on you, by the way." "Really?" "Really." "So, uh, staking out the jewelry store?" "Uh, I'm not at liberty to discuss my strategy." "Why not?" "Because you're sleeping with the enemy." "You think I'd tell Danny." "I'm surprised at you." "A bet's a sacred thing in Vegas, Michael, you know that." "All right." "All right, I figure I'll leave the casino, hotel, and restaurants to Ed and Danny and concentrate on this piece of real estate right here." "Statistics show the jewelry store has greater incidences of theft this time of year." "And with Valentine's Day coming up, it's worth a shot." "Nice." "Neat." "You girls want anything?" "I'm fine, thank you." "No thanks, Betty." "Oh, you want a warm up, hon?" "Yes, ma'am." "Okay, here you go." "Thank you." "Isn't she the sweetest?" "Mmm." "Hey!" "Hey." "Sure is warm for winter, huh?" "Actually, today is normal for this time of year." "Where you guys from?" "We're locals." "You?" "Cleveland." "My name's Ron." "I'm Michelle." "Actually, I'm not from Cleveland." "I'm a local too." "And your name's not Ron." "No, my name's Ron, I just wanted to make sure that you guys weren't security." "Ah, you guys buy those bogus key cards?" "To get into the pool?" "You too?" "Yeah, but I could only get one." "My buddy wanted to come, so we had to rock, paper, scissors for it." "You know where we can get more?" "Hells, yeah, but that's not the half of it." "This guy my friend knows makes key cards that can get you into rooms." "Seriously?" "Oh, my gosh, you can have a full-on party at a $1,000 suite, crank up the music, empty the mini-bar, and bail, like you were never there." "Wow." "How much?" "100 bucks." "For a $1,000 room?" "I'll take two." "Jenny, this is Ron." "Ron wants to party." "What's up, ladies?" "Hey, how's the bet going?" "Good, good." "Listen, I, um, I just matched the tip count from the last shift to the video of the drops, we're $900 short." "Nice." "Yeah." "You gotta do me a favor." "If you see Danny or Mike around any of the blackjack tables in the next 12 hours, you let me know." "You got it." "Tommy." "Any more reactions?" "Just from the bosses." "The bosses?" "We wanna chip in and buy you a boat." "Well, thanks, I already got a wife." "So, uh, any of the dealers threaten to quit?" "Everybody's unhappy, you know, nobody likes a pay cut." "Who's doing the loudest bitching?" "We got a couple young guys right here." "Got on their soapbox at the break room." "One of the older guys calmed it down pretty quick." "Where else they gonna make 100K turning cards?" "Which guys?" "Teddy Arneski... and Brett Boynton." "Okay." "Thanks." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Hey." "What are you..." "you practicing for the synchronized swimming team?" "Yeah, yeah, don't even think about coming up here-out." "You onto something, like, covert or something?" "Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am." "Whoo." "Bye-bye." "Okay." "Oh, and by the way, all the spaces on the top floor of the parking garage are marked compact." "You're a friggin' riot." "Oh, yes." "I don't know." "What's not to know?" "This outfit says I mean business." "You think Chul Ho will like?" "It's not about what Chul Ho likes." "Who cares what Chul Ho likes." "It's about what you like." "Hmm." "Okay." "I like." "Oh, good!" "Okay, now listen to me." "I want you to know I'm going on this L.A. trip chase a man." "But that is a modern way." "Well, not everything new is good." "Ever been to New Mexico?" "No, but I see you chase that cop from Boston, Woody?" "And you ex-husband Casey." "And tough guy in leisure suit, and Casey brother!" "You big slut." "Yes, exactly, see, I sleep with the boys, and then I'm out." "Make no mistake, they came looking for me." "Boning every direction?" "Yes, yes, yes." "If a guy thinks another guy is chasing after you, it drives him crazy." "Really?" "Oh." "This is Chul Ho's sister." "Great." "He in Koreatown." "Let's go to L.A." "Mitch." "Pull all the video we have outside the jewelry store for the last week." "Okay." "Mary." "Hey, boss!" "How's the bet going?" "How's business?" "Slow." "That's probably because you're waiting for the prospects to come to you." "You have to be a little more aggressive, Mary, without losing the aura of exclusivity." "You know what I'm talking about?" "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Right." "Let me show you here." "Hey, excuse me." "I'm Ed Deline, president of The Montecito." "Enjoying your stay?" "Yes, very much." "Um, Mr. and Mrs. uh..." "Taylor." "Listen, we're approaching only our most discerning clients to get their impressions of our latest innovation here, the, um, Montecito residence where you could own your own suite here at the hotel with all the amenities." "We're only here" "Right." "Well, I'd consider it a real favor if you'd allow me to take you on a brief tour of our last unit." "That way you can give your impressions directly to me." "Well, if the kids like it, we might consider buying something." "That's outstanding." "And make sure you bring the whole family." "And I have a couple of comps for the buffet." "If that would make it any more convenient for you." "Tomorrow at 10:00 or 2:00?" "Mm, we'll take 10:00." "10:00 you have." "I thank you very much." "Unbelievable." "Look forward to it." "Hey, I'm looking for Kenny?" "He's asleep." "Okay, um..." "It's hot." "Yeah." "I wanna go to the pool." "You're supposed to call first." "Well, I have cash." "$20, to three for $50." "Okay, uh, give me three." "Oh, thank you." "Oh, and wanted if I wanted a, you know, a party?" "Who told you about the parties?" "Jenny." "Fat Jenny or Skinny Jenny?" "Let's see, well, I was in the pool." "She never got up, so I don't..." "Skinny Jenny." "Fat Jenny wouldn't go to the pool." "Right." "We don't get the room numbers until after 5:00." "Write down your number." "And, uh, we'll text you tonight." "Okay." "You got a..." "Oh, uh, duh, here." "Just write..." "Right here?" "Mm." "Shannon." "Do me a favor, would you?" "Um, get me the last three shifts of these two dealers here, okay?" "Coming up." "Since I got this, um, tour thing with Mary, uh, it's cutting into my surveillance time." "Uh-huh." "So, um, Danny and Mike, they've been in here a lot today, huh?" "If you're looking for information about what they're up to, you're asking the wrong person." "And why would that be?" "You've been here all day, haven't you?" "I'm not gonna influence your bet if that's what you're asking." "I'm just asking if they've been in here." "It's a bet, Mr. Deline." "Okay." "Jus-just get me my video then, will ya?" "What are we looking for?" "These two guys have been complaining the loudest about the tip split, and..." "Maybe they're trying to make up for lost income somehow." "I'd have to analyze multiple shifts." "Which you'll do right now." "Why did you tell me to borrow one of Mary's dresses?" "You're going undercover with me." "This has something to do with the bet, doesn't it?" "Maybe." "Loose lips sink ships, Delinda." "You know what he's up to?" "I can't say anything." "We live together." "It's a bet, Danny." "We have sex, we've seen each other poop." "I'm not gonna violate a sacred code so my boyfriend can win a bet." "Don't worry, you're not gonna have to." "That's unbelievable." "Yeah, he pretty good." "He say I look beautiful." "Oh, that's so nice!" "He say he think about me every day." "He cannot live without me." "That's very sweet, tell him we're gonna fly him back on the Montecito jet with us tonight." "He no can go, have to work in the morning." "Oh." "I thought that Chul Ho lives in Las Vegas." "He do." "Oh, this not Chul Ho." "This is June Ho, Chul Ho brother." "You've flipped the minnow, so you can catch the big fish, right?" "Actually, I didn't really flip anybody, and I can't bust him until- just keep looking for Kenny." "Tell me the text we sent you." "Hey." "Is that him?" "1:00, tan jacket." "We have him on video casing the jewelry store three days this week alone." "Let's go in for a closer look." "What are we looking for?" "Hidden cameras, infrared, radio earpiece." "A gun?" "Easy girl." "Hey, excuse me." "Maybe you guys could help me out." "Nah, we're just tourists from Cincinnati." "I'm sorry, I didn't mean..." "Sure." "R- really?" "Yeah." "Look, I'm getting ready to propose to my girlfriend." "And this jewelry store has got some really awesome rings." "I'm kinda freakin' out here, you know?" "I don't wanna get the wrong thing." "Aww, isn't that sweet, honey?" "I know, princess." "Well, I have been pacing up and down this hallway for a week now." "I'm just too weirded out to go inside." "You guys look like a really cool couple." "Do you think you can go in with me and help me pick out the right ring?" "You see, as soon as Chul Ho finds out that his brother is after you, he's gonna come crawling back." "They always do." "Chul Ho?" "He want to know what I'm doing here." "Oh, let me handle this." "Just look sexy." "Hi." "It's quite a swing you got there." "Thank you." "I'm Sam." "I'm a friend of Polly's." "Why is brother here?" "Oh, well, I think a better question would be why aren't you back in Las Vegas?" "All right, look." "I'm in a bit of a hurry, and you seem like a no-nonsense kind of guy." "So you get together with Polly." "I'll put you in a foursome with Tiger Woods by next Thursday." "She look just like you." "Yeah." "And you..." "You look like a hooker." "Low budget hooker." "Excuse me?" "Hey." "Hey!" "How was the pool?" "Pretty good, good." "Uh, isn't this a non-smoking room?" "Who cares?" "This is an awesome suite." "So, um, do you know how we can get one of our own?" "Give me 100 bucks." "100." "Cheap." "Where's Kenny?" "Kenny doesn't talk to dudes." "See if he'll talk to me." "Let's go." "Oh, she's gonna love it." "Yes, she is, right?" "Oh, hey!" "Here's Karina." "She's beautiful." "Mm-hmm." "Yes, she is, right?" "I'm Kenny." "What's your name?" "Sam." "Girl with a guy's name." "I like that." "Kiss her." "Room 3796." "It's on the house." "Thank you, Kenny." "That for Ed or Danny?" "Come on, now." "Hey, how far back do we have video on the coffee bar?" "Since it opened, about four years." "It's from two years ago." "Yeah, it looks like she rings up no sale, she pockets what the customer gives her, so the register's never short." "This is from yesterday." "Figure $50 a day, five days a week, approximately 200 shifts a year, times four years..." "That's $40,000." "Say it ain't so, Betty." "Say it ain't so." "But how does he know which rooms are empty?" "Um, must have an inside man." "All right." "Well, why let all this go to waste?" "Fresh brewed coffee simulates the comforting smell of home." "Ah." "10:00 on the nose." "That means they're interested, they're very interested." "You get the door, and I'll handle it from here." "You sure?" "Oh, yeah." "All right." "Hey, guys." "Hi... everybody." "I'm starving, you said something about a buffet?" "Everybody be good, Mommy and Daddy will be back in an hour or so." "We really appreciate this." "Enjoy the tour." "Listen, maybe, uh" "You got it." "Stop." "I'm telling you, D, with the real estate market what it is today, selling that last unit is not gonna be easy." "I know, but try telling that to my father." "If I could just get the right people up there at night, the view alone- I know!" "It's just these free weekends, and these buffet comps, they're so played out." "Why do you think we remodel Mystique every 18 months?" "People are jaded, they want something exclusive." "One of a kind experience." "You're right." "Course I'm right." "Hi, Dad." "Hi, honey." "Uh, come here for a second." "Sit here at first base." "Okay, I'm gonna give you some chips, okay?" "Does this have anything to do with the bet with Danny and Mike?" "Here's what's gonna happen." "Uh, I've dealt you a hand here, right?" "You're gonna win it, and then you're gonna tip me $100." "Okay?" "Look how cute you look in your little outfit." "All right, good." "Now, what are we gonna do?" "I win, I tip you 100, I got it." "Okay, then." "Hit or stay, hit or stay..." "Should I hit a 12 against a deuce?" "Honey, it doesn't matter." "It's simulation." "Well, it matters to me!" "Stay." "Oh, darn." "Yay!" "Whoo!" "Thank you, Dealer Ed." "Here's $100 for your luckiness." "Thank you so much, ma'am." "Okay, so?" "So." "Person sitting in the first base blocks that camera when he or she leans forward to tip." "So now, what's happened..." "That $100 tip..." "Is a $1." "Presto." "Somebody's in trouble." "Oh, yeah." "They are." "Yeah, Arneski and Boynton." "Yeah, yeah, but when they got pissed off, there was another guy who tried to calm them down." "Who was that?" "Oh, Allen Easton." "Is he here now?" "No, he comes in at noon." "All right, see you." "Betty?" "The usual, hon?" "I think you and I should take a walk." "Inventory control tells housekeeping when a guest is checked out." "Housekeeping then cleans the room and notifies room assignments when the room's ready for occupancy." "And security's not in the loop." "Well, we will be from now on." "How many rooms?" "Give or take, about 1,800 rooms a day." "The whole process is finished by 5:00 in the afternoon." "Wait, didn't Lizette tell you that Kenny doesn't get the room numbers until after 5:00?" "That's right, but look at this." "The room assignment supervisor gets in every day at 4:30." "Craig Trager." "Oh, I know that guy." "He's super creepy." "Yeah?" "You wanna take him down?" "I get to bust him?" "Unless you don't think you're up to it." "Allen, do you know, we spend a lot of time and energy making sure that people don't steal from the house, but we do not spend enough time making sure that we don't steal from each other." "I'm sorry?" "See, I think you wanted to keep things quiet so you wouldn't draw attention." "Now, I know you've been doing this for a little while." "I have it documented that you pocketed almost $30,000." "I'll pay it back." "Yeah, you'd think." "Send them in." "Allen, stealing from the house is a bad thing, but stealing from your fellow employees... is the lowest scumbag move in the book." "Would you like to take a ride with these nice folks down the elevator, or would you prefer that I call the cops?" "You had to know we'd catch you eventually." "I know it doesn't justify any of this," "To who?" "Kids First Las Vegas." "Every penny." "It's not your money to give, Betty." "It was my late husband's favorite charity." "When he died, I couldn't afford to keep up the gifts, but I couldn't bear to see the kids suffer either." "I know it's wrong, it just got out of hand." "I need to think about how we're going to deal with this." "I understand." "All I can say is..." "whatever happens," "I'm sorry." "Ed, hey." "Uh, bet's over in a couple hours, so..." "Hey, look, our whole marketing approach, it's all wrong." "Yeah." "Hey, is that the lady from the coffee joint?" "What the hell is he doing with her?" "I don't know." "We need to create an air of exclusivity." "A one-of-a-kind event that will draw qualified buyers, right?" "Two words:" "John Legend." "I heard he's a very talented kid." "Yeah, he is, and he agreed to do a private, invitation only show inside our last" "Montecito residential suite." "No, we can't afford John Legend." "We can, if we let him in on the deal." "We sell the unit, he gets a cut." "Uh, that unit..." "Did you get that cleaned up?" "Spic and span." "Okay then." "Okay?" "Yeah, okay." "Okay to John Legend." "Okay, what?" "John Legend?" "Okay." "Hi, Craig." "Oh, hi, uh, Delinda." "I was just wondering if I could get one of my really good clients an upgrade." "Oh, we're fully booked tonight." "Please." "I'll be your best friend." "All right, what's his name?" "Gans, Kenny Gans." "I know about the fake room keys, and I want in on the scam." "Yeah, b-but your father runs the place!" "I'm making peanuts in Mystique, and he's raking it in upstairs!" "It's time I made a few bucks of my own!" "B- but what if you get caught?" "What's my father gonna do?" "Throw me in jail?" "Damn, she's good." "The way I see it, you can either cut me in on the scam, or I'll turn your ass into security." "Uh..." "Uh, 50 bucks apiece." "Up front." "Got yourself a deal, partner." "I'm sorry, the guest list, it's very limited." "You're confirmed for two only." "Thank you." "Mary Connell." "No, sorry, you can't buy tickets." "It's invitation only for potential buyers." "Well, that's a different story." "What's her name?" "Your, uh, honorable master has this guy stealing $29,000 at least." "And as we analyze more of this footage, for the DA, the price is going way up." "Yeah, but those are tips." "So?" "So what?" "So tips are voluntary contributions from our guests." "They don't cost the hotel anything." "You guys are really something- hold it." "The bet was what?" "It was cheating and fraud." "Is this cheating and fraud?" "I rest my case." "Here we go." "29 large, 800." "With the question mark because it's gonna be a lot more." "Yeah, well, it's been 24 hours, so that's pretty much it." "Okay, okay, well, my little undercover investigation revealed a scammer who conspired with a hotel employee to manufacture hotel room key cards." "To let undesirables into vacant rooms." "But those rooms wouldn't have been sold anyway, so what did we actually lose?" "I figured you'd say something like that." "Well, you figured right." "There you go." "I hold in my hand an official accounting report documenting losses in mini-bar theft and overtime for maintenance and for housekeeping to clean the rooms." "There we go..." "oh, it's a three." "There you go." "Read it and weep." "Well, M.I.T., what do you got?" "Um..." "What do you got?" "I got nothing." "Yes!" "Whoo-hoo, winnah!" "You look great!" "In L.A. I look like a hooker, but in Las Vegas, look like you, same." "Oh." "Oh, what happened?" "Ah, how'd it go?" "Oh, heart still broken, but love John Legend!" "Good." "Who won the bet?" "I heard Danny." "Damn it." "Hey!" "'Ay." "I did a complete analysis on the Octane Coffee Bar, per your request." "Oddly enough, the only financial anomaly" "I could find occurred today." "Really?" "Mm-hmm." "It seems that on the last shift, the register had exactly $50 too much in it." "With the hundreds of transactions they do per day, they were over by $50 on the nose." "What are the odds?" "Hi, everybody." "We'd like to welcome you to the final suite still available here at the Montecito residences." "And to celebrate our great success, ladies and gentlemen..." "Mr. John Legend." "Thank you so much for coming." "Uh, now, I don't usually do dedications, but tonight is special." "This one goes out to Polly." "Sam, your plan went perfectly." "Chul came back the minute he saw me interested in Polly." "He says he may even buy the suite." "Oh." "Very nice." "Very nice." "So, um, make sure you just use- with the wax on these cracks here." "Buff this out with your little tail." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "What are you doing?" "You want a bite?" "Just ate, thanks."