"Hello, everybody." "Welcome to take me out!" "I've got 30 gorgeous ladies from all across America, and they are all looking for love." "In a moment, I'm gonna bring out some really great guys one at a time, and their challenge is to try to win the hearts" "if they do, the happy couple will be heading off to the most romantic place on earth." "It's paradise." "It's perfect." "And it is the best place to fall in love." "Where is it?" "Take me out resort!" "Okay, are you ready to meet the flirty 30?" "Let's turn the thermostat to hot!" "Bring on the girls!" "How about the ladies?" "Now, ladies, when you're looking for love," "I believe there is someone for everybody." "And it's my job to find you a really great guy for each and every one of you." "But if you don't get picked on a date tonight, you'll be back week after week until I set you up with your perfect guy." "Now, larena, you speak more than one language." "Yes, I do, George." "What other language do you speak?" "American sign language." "You sign?" "Yes." "Can you sign something romantic?" "Okay, sure." "I don't want to guess, but what's that?" "It's the cleaner version of what you might think." "It's a date." "It's, "I wanna go on a date." "Take me on a date." "Take me out."" "So you wanna go on a date and then maybe..." "Lisa, explain to me your ideal perfect guy." "You know, George, I think my perfect guy would be like a sports car-- beauty and class on the outside, with high-performance on the inside." "Okay." "Mindy, are you a pet lover?" "I am a pet lover." "How many pets do you have?" "I have three kitty cats." "Three kitty cats, and what are their names?" "Tiddlywinks, stormy clouds, and baby meow meow meow meow." "Let's hear it for the girls!" "Okay, ladies, you each got a light in front of you." "I'm gonna bring out a hunky, single guy, and if you like what you see, keep your light on." "But if not, turn your light off." "So, if you're not turned on..." "Turn it off!" "But if all the lights go out, it's a blackout and he'll be heading home all alone." "And we don't want that, do we?" "No!" "Okay, our first hot guy looking for love is about to come down the love-lift." "Girls..." "Listen to the music." "He chose it himself." "So let the hot dog see the buns." "Single man..." "Reveal yourself!" "Welcome to the show." "There are the ladies." "Wow." "Go get 'em, homeboy." "That's all I can say--wow." "Ladies, you look great tonight." "My name is Brandon, and I'm from red wing, Minnesota." "All right, ladies." "On first impressions of Brandon." "If he's not Mr. right, turn out your light." "Brandon, you got 25 lights on, my man." "Wow." "Congratulations." "Let me find out why some of the girls turned their light out." "Jessica, you were the first one to turn your light out." "I know." "Why?" "I don't know-- his pants are really cute." "I love your outfit." "But your pants are just a little too tight." "Caitlin?" "I think it was the cowboy two-step." "I'm a little bit of a gangster, you know?" "You're a little bit of a gangster." "I am--a "g." All right, I'm gonna move over here." "Suki, why are you in?" "I think he's cute." "Yeah!" "There you go!" "He's adorable." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Yeah, what catches your eye?" "He's kind of dorky, and I'm kind of dorky, so I'd like to see what else is next." "I wanna see more." "Leslie..." "Tell me what you like about what you see." "Well, I like that he's from a midwest town." "Whoo-whoo." "And..." "Uh, those pants are tight, which I like, 'cause that means he's athletic." "He's got some muscle in there." "And I like a man with muscle." "All right, 25 lights are on, Brandon, you're doing great." "Round two is coming up." "The girls are gonna find out a little bit more about you." "Remember, ladies, if Brandon doesn't turn you on, turn your light off." "I'm an old-fashioned traditional guy from Minnesota." "I would definitely rather pick up the phone and call my honey than just text her." "I'm definitely looking for just a really nice girl that I can settle down with." "Health and fitness has always been a passion of mine." "I used to compete in men's physique competitions, natural bodybuilding shows." "I got my degree in kinesiology." "I'm a fitness professional." "But my clients are not your typical gym rats." "Most of my clients are older, and I definitely want them to increase their longevity in life." "You better get a date out of this, Brandon." "I hope so, Jack." "I hope so." "I have a love and passion for helping others accomplish their fitness and nutrition goals." "Doing great, Jack." "Doing great." "But the healthiest way to eat is actually to go out in nature and find it yourself." "I hunt elk and mule deer." "They are extremely lean." "They're exercising all the time." "They're taking care of their bodies." "You can't get any more organic." "When you're hunting with a bow, it's more of a challenge." "It's riskier, and you gotta make sure you have the right shot to take down the animal." "What I am looking for in a woman is definitely a lifelong partner, a teammate-- a girl that knows how to doll herself up, but definitely is not afraid to get out in the woods and go camping" "or, heck, maybe go hunting with me sometime." "All right, my man..." "Five lights are still on." "You all right?" "Yeah, I'm all right." "I'm all right." "All right, I was a little worried for you, but five lights are still on." "You're doing all right." "Let's check in with the girls." "Bec, you turned your light off." "I am not into the whole bodybuilding thing." "I like my guys lean." "I like them, you know, in a good physique." "But when they're roided up like that..." "What?" "What?" "It's a little intimidating." "100% natural." "Roided-up look." "Are you roided up?" "Absolutely not." "That's 100% natural!" "100%." "Still doesn't do it for me." "Mindy, the look on your face was priceless." "Why did you turn your light off?" "I can't have him over!" "He's probably gonna try, like, shooting arrows at my cat or something." "I got a cat!" "I got a cat!" "Oh, on the wall, mounted?" "No, thank you." "Katie Ann, your light is on." "Why is your light on?" "It's on because he's a nice piece of meat-- rare, juicy, and ready to have a bite taken out of him." "Okay!" "All right." "Brandon, five girls are still hot for you, my man." "And if any one of these ladies keeps their light on after this round, you definitely got a date." "All right." "Right?" "Girls, you know the score." "If he doesn't turn you on..." "Turn it off!" "Whoa!" "That's a lot of tupperware, man." "When it does come to food, I might be a little picky." "Sometimes I'm gone 12, 15 hours a day, so I have to have my meals with me-- my protein, my carbohydrates." "Keep them in my rubbermaid containers, just grab and go whatever I need." "There's my lucky cooler, right here." "Some of my buddies--they tease me about my meal plan." "Brandon, have you ever brought this out on a first date?" "Absolutely not." "In terms of Brandon's meal prep, he's a little o.C.D." "Shredded chicken breast, yam, sweet potatoes, or brown rice." "You know, I'm looking for some cookies and stuff but you're not gonna find it in this house." "Much better than a fast-food restaurant." "Oh, no, no!" "We got a blackout!" "Let's go find out what's going on around here." "Samantha?" "Oh, no cookies?" "I have the biggest sweet tooth, so..." "And I'm extra sweet-- if you don't like cookies, you can't have me." "I'm sorry." "I'd eat those cookies." "Oh!" "I'm not gonna let you leave here without some love." "Come on, Brandon." "Give me some love, baby." "All right." "All right, thanks a lot." "Hey, it's not you, it's them." "Absolutely." "Say goodbye to Brandon, everybody!" "That's okay." "That's me." "There's a good match out there for me, and I'll find her." "So Brandon is a blackout." "Wow." "You ladies are tough!" "Let's hope our next guy has better luck." "He's up next when we come back on take me out!" "Do you have opinions on the guys or girls?" "Join the conversation on Twitter with #takemeout." "Welcome back to take me out." "We just had a blackout." "Oh, ladies, I'm here." "I'm working hard for you." "I brought you a great guy, and you turned him down!" "Aw!" "Let's see if you like my next guy." "Girls, pay attention to his music." "He chose it himself." "Are you ready?" "Let the clams see the chowder." "Single man, reveal yourself!" "What's up?" "Welcome to the show, brother." "What's happening, man?" "Nice to see you." "They are all yours!" "Hello, ladies." "My name is John, and I'm from New York." "So, ladies, you know the score." "If he's not out of sight, turn out your light." "You got 13 lights on." "Wait a minute." "We're looking good, baby!" "We're looking good, homey!" "You're all right!" "That's good." "That's good." "Let me see what they're thinking--Brooke?" "Hi, John." "What's up?" "You seem very sweet." "But I feel like you just walked out of 1990." "That's cool." "That's cool." "That's all good." "How long have you had that look?" "For about 15 minutes." "Anna." "Yes?" "Why did you turn your light out?" "I love New York, okay?" "Props for that." "Handcuffs are okay, but all the whips and chains" "I don't know." "Wait." "Whips and chains are fun!" "What are you talking about?" "John, you're a fun guy!" "Come on, people!" "Whoa!" "That's a fun guy!" "That's right!" "That's right!" "All right, let's check in with some girls that are in." "Okay, I can see" " I see a little pattern here." "Jennae." "A little resemblance." "I must admit he does have a lot going on, but it's never too much for me to handle." "So I'm willing to take him on." "Whoo!" "John, you still got 13 lights on." "But how many of our little lionesses will still think that you're king of the jungle after round two?" "Ladies, if you're turned off, turn off!" "Sometimes people get the wrong impression of me because of the way I look, but I'm a big softy." "I'm probably the guy that will knock you out, but cry afterwards." "I'm still single because I've been on tour with the show stomp for the last 14 years of my life." "We play drums on anything that we can get our hands on." "Bop!" "I love playing drums." "I love my job." "I'm a mama's boy." "Hey, guys, what's up?" "Hi!" "Hi!" "I talk to my parents every day." "And when you're on tour for a while, you miss your family." "Bye." "Love you." "There you go!" "All right, John!" "Six lights are still on." "You're still in business, baby." "Don't worry about it." "Let me check in with the ladies." "You're still in business." "Okay, Diana." "You loved him, and then--pew!" "Why?" "He's so cute." "I want to hug him." "But I can't date him." "He's a little too soft for me." "I need somebody a little tougher than I am." "That's a little too soft?" "Okay." "Kassi, your light is still on, okay." "I kind of like the smile on your face when you see him." "He's cute." "Yeah, what do you like?" "I love the fact that he's a drummer." "Some of my dearest friends are in a band, and they travel a lot, and I totally understand." "My father would kill me, and I love that because..." "He'll have to find me first, and I'm sure he can hide me somewhere fun." "Jennae, why is your light on?" "I mean, he's a badass still." "I can be your rock, okay?" "Okay?" "I feel you." "Are you a badass with a soft side?" "Totally." "I dress like this 'cause I'm comfortable, and I'm very confident in who I am." "And if you don't believe in that, sorry." "Samantha?" "I'm in a band, and I love music." "So I'd love to make some music with him." "Whoa!" "Well said." "So, John, six girls are still into you." "Round three is coming up." "And if there's at least one light on at the end of this round, you'll have a date." "We're going for a quick break." "When we come back, John will be hitting the skin and going primal." "You don't wanna miss it, right here on take me out!" "Welcome back to take me out." "John still has six girls with their lights on, which still means they're hot to trot." "Oh!" "After this next round, if there's any lights on, he'll definitely have a date." "Girls, if he's not Mr. right, turn out that light." "John, show them what you're working with, homey." "John!" "You got yourself a date!" "John!" "Yeah, baby!" "Hey, man, that's great." "I'm gonna go talk to the ladies!" "My man hung tough!" "Jennae." "I loved him." "I like someone that can beat it up like a drummer." "I mean, I thought that was super fresh." "But it also brought to my mind, like, he's gonna be gone a lot." "But you're dope." "I love it." "Like, you did a great job." "Thanks, baby." "Thank you." "I respect it." "All right." "Larena, tell me what you like about John." "He just seems like he's just having so much fun, that he's just-- he's comfortable with himself." "I think that's great." "You are comfortable with yourself, aren't you?" "Absolutely." "I like that!" "Samantha?" "Yes." "Why is your light on?" "He's sexy." "He's sweet." "He plays the drums." "I don't know what's not to love." "Can you see yourself making music together?" "Absolutely." "I'm a bad girl." "Take me on." "Whoo!" "John..." "Two girls are still in it to win it." "But you can't take them both out." "The power is in your hands." "Now is your chance to ask them one question." "Make it a good one." "If I gave you $50,000, what would you do with it?" "Larena, let's start with you." "If you gave me $50,000," "I would go buy a big r.V." "And travel around the country." "What about you, Samantha?" "That's easy." "I would buy some clothes and makeup, and then I'd ask you what you wanted." "Oh!" "That's good!" "Very good!" "Here's what you got." "You got one that wants to leave town..." "And one that wants to know what you want." "All right, John, you can only date one girl." "Go turn one off and take one out!" "Who's it gonna be?" "Who's it gonna be, John?" "Who's he gonna pick?" "Who's it gonna be, John?" "Oh!" "Give it up for John and Samantha!" "Yeah!" "John, what do you like about Samantha?" "She included me in her answer, which is very important." "Of course." "Are we getting a good feeling about this?" "I like it." "And your first date is gonna be one that you will never, ever, ever forget, because you're heading to the place they call" ""the legendary lodge of love."" "Where is it, everybody?" "The take me out resort!" "There you go, you kids!" "She's beautiful-- when I first walked out," "I felt her energy, and we had a connection immediately." "I am so happy right now." "I'm so happy, I don't know what to do." "Will John and Samantha drum up some passion?" "We'll find out next week." "Now, there's another spot open with the girls, so please welcome the gorgeous Nina-- a medical salesperson from Chicago!" "Okay, here comes our next red-hot lover." "Remember, check out his music, ladies, 'cause he chose it just for you." "Let the cheese see the crackers." "Single man, reveal yourself!" "All right." "All right." "I like it." "Thank you." "Do your thing!" "Good evening, ladies." "You're looking beautiful." "Beautiful, I must say." "My name's Eric." "I'm from sin city" "Las Vegas, Nevada." "Ladies, it's first-impression time." "Is he a beauty..." "Or a beast?" "If he's not right, turn off that light." "You got eight lights on, Eric!" "All right." "Eight is great." "Come on!" "Let me talk to the ladies." "Zaza, why did you turn your light off?" "I just didn't like this part that much." "Well, if you don't like that part," "I got other parts you might not like either, so it's probably best you turn your light off." "All right!" "He's got a little-- he's got a little attitude." "Got a little fire." "Debra?" "You're so cute and adorable, but maybe I would have liked you, like, in high school." "I need, like, someone taller--sorry." "When you're, like, 40, you're gonna be a cougar, and you're gonna be wanting this, so..." "All right, well..." "Vanessa, why did you turn your light off?" "I mean, is he over 18?" "I'm not trying to go to jail." "What?" "All right." "Sonja, why is your light on?" "He's just so cute, I could fit him in my pocket." "And I'm not gonna throw him out that easy." "I'll give you a chance." "I'm a DVD--compact and full of action, baby." "There you go." "Eric, you still got eight girls interested." "But can you keep those lights on in the next round?" "Let's find out what else you got lurking in your love locker." "Ladies, remember, if you're not turned on..." "Turn it off!" "I'm fun, outgoing, extroverted." ""I bring the Jersey shore to the Vegas desert,"" "I like to tell people." "I think I'm a great catch." "I got my own car, in the process of buying my own house." "I don't have any kids-- no diseases, no warrants." "Good afternoon, I'm Eric cuomo." "My degree is broadcast journalism at univ." "Journalism and reporting allows me to display my personality." "I have multiple personalities, not, like, a disorder-- a party boy, Travolta, a little bit of Elvis, wrapped into one hot sexpot." "I want her to know that I can commit long-term, but I do have a lot of deal breakers because I've ran into some booby traps." "No kids, 'cause I'm not a day care." "Hippies, vegan--if you play world of warcraft, you have to be hot." "Whoa!" "One light is still on!" "One ray of hope!" "Lisa, you are the only light left." "What do you like?" "You know, I think he's petite, but good things come in small packages, and I see those shoes are pretty big, and you know what they say about guys with big feet." "Okay." "Okay, ladies, that was close." "Just one light left on." "How do you feel about that, Eric?" "I'm good." "That's good." "I like it." "I like her, man." "Lisa, mm,." "Lisa, Eric is gonna try to wow you with his amazing talents." "You go up the love-lift and get ready." "Give it up for Eric!" "When we come back, you're gonna see something you have never seen before, right here on take me out!" "We're blowing up on Twitter." "Check us out at #takemeout." "Welcome back to take me out." "Before the break I promised you something amazing so everyone please welcome back Eric..." "The guido torpedo!" "Lisa, if you're still turned on after this round, you're going on a date with him." "But if you're not turned on..." "Turn off." "Oh, no!" "No!" "We got another blackout!" "Eric!" "This is crazy." "Lisa, my man is athletic." "He's shiny, flexible." "He showed you his best sides." "He's a weather guy, right?" "You do the weather, correct?" "Oh, I do." "Yes, I do." "Okay." "My weather forecast-- you're not in my future." "Oh!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sensing a low-pressure system from the northeast right now." "Oh, I don't know what she was thinking." "Eric, listen, it's not you." "It's them." "Oh, no." "All right, Eric, you're not leaving here without some love." "Come on over here, man." "Oh, God--all right!" "All right!" "Everybody..." "Say good-bye to Eric!" "'Cause I am the exclamation at the end of every girl's sentence, and I would have definitely left an exclamation on their night and day." "The torpedo sank without a trace, but I'm not giving up." "Are you ready to meet the next gorgeous guy?" "Let the sausage see the peppers." "Single man, reveal yourself!" "30 ladies are all looking at you." "I see." "Go for it." "Hi, ladies." "My name is alain." "I am from porte di catania, Italy." "So, girls, is alain the man you've always dreamed of?" "If it's not love at first sight, turn out that light." "Oh!" "29, my brother!" "29 lights are still on!" "Stay right there, alain." "I want to know what is going through the mind of Nicole w." "I don't like accents." "Yes, I know" " I'm the only woman in the world that doesn't like them, but I don't." "Are you crazy?" "I'm crazy." "That's hot!" "I'm crazy." "The guy is from Italy." "It's the language of love." "He looks good." "Kelly..." "Why did you leave your light on?" "I love chocolate, and I love Italian food, so..." "Okay!" "Chocolate!" "Leslie." "Oh, yeah." "I can kind of see a nice thing going here, don't you?" "You can talk to me all night long." "Just keep talking, baby." "I'm there." "Bella, Bella!" "Yeah, mwah!" "Say something to her in Italian." "Okay, Leslie..." "It means "you are beautiful like the moon on a summer night."" "Alain has 29 ladies with their lights on." "But will they still be interested when they find out more about him?" "Find out when we come back on take me out!" "Welcome back to take me out." "Before the break, 29 of our girls decided ain has the look of love." "But round two is coming up." "Girls, if you're feeling nothin', get on that button." "I'm originally from Italy." "I moved away from my country seven years ago, but I miss the romance of my home." "I believe in love." "Love is what gives me energy." "It's the food of my blood." "I wake up every day with excitement that today is the day that I will find the woman to share the love." "For an Italian, romance is everything." "We treat the women like a queen." "Every day is her birthday." "Every day is a celebration of life." "But I'm not only a romantic lover." "I'm also a fighter." "Thank be to God I was the first black Italian golden glove champion in history." "Just like with love, the punch that puts you to sleep is the punch that you don't see it coming." "You see?" "You didn't see it." "What I desire the most is a special woman that I can fight for and win her heart." "25 lights are still on!" "Let me go and get the lowdown on the lights." "Diana, you turned your light out." "What did he say?" "I have no idea what he said." "What?" "I don't understand--I can't understand a word he said." "I could under--alain!" "I understood you." "What do you mean?" "If I had a drink, I wouldn't get one word at all." "I can speak very nice English." "Okay." "Kristin, your light is still on." "You've lost your breath a little bit." "He is everything I could ever want-- tall, dark, handsome, smart, funny, cute." "Oh, my God." "And from Italy" " I love traveling." "I mean..." "Just take me away right now." "You're in!" "I'm yours." "Yes!" "Jessica..." "You guys can all just forget about him 'cause he's mine." "Oh!" "I'm sorry." "I like the confidence." "Zaza..." "I like his style." "He's Italian--I love that part of the world." "Alain, do you like zaza's style?" "Yes, I do." "Yes, I do." "He waited till this came out of the side" ""oh, yes!" "Yes!" ""It's come to me." "Yes, I do!" "Yes, I do like her style." All right!" "I like the way you think." "So you got 25 ladies hooked." "Girls, if there are still some lights on after this next round, alain's definitely got a date." "You know what to do." "If he's not Mr. right, turn out that light." "I see myself as a gladiator." "So I like to put the armor, the helmet on." "I wear the gladiator costume because I want to feel the feelings of a gladiator." "The strength and the energy of those warriors is something amazing." "Okay, alain, four lights are still on, alain." "Four lights are on!" "You've definitely got yourself a date!" "All right, let me check in with the girls." "Anna, where did he lose you?" "The gladiator thing." "It's a little over the top." "A man was wearing a cape!" "That's over the top?" "That's hip!" "You had a chance to be with superman." "You gave it up." "Okay, I love this smile right here." "Michaela, you're in!" "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Well, I was very excited because he had a lot going for him, and then the gladiator thing came." "So I'm kind of confused, but I'm still in." "Okay." "Okay, alain." "The ladies have been in the driver's seat so far, but this is where you grab the wheel." "Four ladies want to date you, but you can only pick two." "The power is in your hands when we come back..." "On take me out!" "Welcome back to take me out." "Alain started with 30 girls, and 4 are still in the game." "Alain, the power is in your hands." "Get down there and turn off the girls who don't make it to the top of the charts and leave just two lights on." "Go ahead, alain!" "Who's it gonna be?" "Who is alain gonna pick?" "Jessica?" "Oh!" "Is it gonna be Debra, larena?" "No, no, get over there." "Uh-uh." "Who's it gonna be?" "Oh, larena is out!" "All right." "Come on, alain." "Okay, why Michaela?" "Well, I like that she's a thinker." "She saw me on the videos, and, honestly, I would react the same way she did." "Okay, why Debra?" "Just the way she's smiling and tall." "She just delivers peace all over the place." "Okay." "Aw!" "I like that--very sweet." "Well, they got a pretty good idea of who you are, but now it's your turn to find out about them." "You get to ask them one question." "Make it a good one." "Okay, as you can see, I'm a very romantic guy and I love to dream, so my question is..." "What's your dream?" "Michaela, let's start with you." "My dream is to dress the world and go to Italy and have my clothes go down the runway." "Okay." "Wanna put together some clothes--fashion designer." "Debra?" "My dream would be just to make people happy and help the world however I can and find a great man like you to spend my time with." "Alain." "Oh, man." "Both have great dreams." "But you can only date one." "You can't date both." "It's not that kind of show." "That was my dream." "I know your dream was to date both." "Before you choose which one you want to date, there's something you should know." "One of these girls loves to belch." "Really?" "Really." "Go turn one off and take one out!" "Alain!" "You burp?" "What is it gonna be, alain?" "No, you don't look like you do." "Oh!" "She burps." "No!" "No." "It's you that burps?" "I can't say!" "Who's it gonna be?" "Alain!" "Oh!" "Okay." "Meet Michaela!" "And, alain, it's Michaela that loves to belch!" "Ah!" "Why did you pick Michaela?" "I just like that thing she has on her forehead." "Okay!" "It just drives me crazy." "You will get to belch internationally." "Well, you two are off on the most romantic date on earth to the land of love and laughter." "Where are they going, everybody?" "Take me out resort!" "All right, you two!" "You're off!" "I choose her because she's very sweet and, uh, beautiful." "Sweetness is my weakness." "I hope on our date that he doesn't wear the gladiator costume." "Wow!" "Two of our girls found great dates tonight." "John and Samantha..." "And alain and Michaela..." "Are going off to the take me out resort for their first date." "Will cupid's arrow hit the target, or will they end up trying to kill each other?" "We'll find out next week."