"In short, I had nothing to do." "So I did like anyone does when there's nothing to do, I went on the Internet." "I checked my e-mails." "Nothing." "I checked Facebook." "Nothing." "I wanked." "I checked my e-mails." "Nothing." "I blocked the "i" key of my keyboard." "I hit on it and it stopped." "I wanked again." "I noticed that there are small drawings on the kitchen towel." "I wondered if someone was paid to draw them." "It made me lose my focus." "I checked Facebook again." "Nothing." "No wait, there was this girl that I met during a party." "She had just accepted my friend request." "I went on her profile." "I searched among her pictures." "I looked in an album called "Summer 2011"." "Nothing. "Summer 2010"." "Nothing." "There were only ski photos." "Not amazing." "I saw that she liked the Simpsons and Daft Punk." "It made me happy because I like the Simpsons and Daft Punk as well." "Then I thought that everyone actually likes the Simpsons and Daft Punk." "I was less happy." "Kheiron wrote to me : "hey, are you friends with that girl ?"." "I didn't answer." "He sent me an e-mail asking me "You're going to fuck her ?"" "A tweet : "You're going to fuck her ?", a text: "You're going to fuck her ?"" "I nicely asked him to leave me alone." "(SHUT UUUUUUUUUP)" "At 15:32 he left her a hypocritical message." "At 15:33, he left me a message: "That's the game, dude"." "I checked the pictures where she was tagged." "She always looked pretty." "I had a closer look and noticed that a guy was very often on the same pictures." "My flatmate arrived." "He asked me:" " Where's the kitchen towel ?"." "He saw the kitchen towel." "I understood that he had understood." "He understood that I had understood that he had understood." "I told him :" " It's here." "So he answered: :" " I'll take another roll." "In short, I hung on the Internet." "Hey !" "I was just thinking, how about we meet for coffee ?" "Feel free to tell me, would be nice!"