"The Snake Brothers" "Produced by" "Line producer" "Production designer costume designer" "Make-up artist" "Sound" "Editor" "Director of photography" "Written by" "Directed by" "Owl" "Yes?" " Machééek." "Shit, man." "You know what time it is?" "Leave me alone." "I don'!" "know anything." "I'm not asking anything." "come and get your brother." " What's it now?" "That's hard to explain." " Where are you?" "The Blue Star." "Move it." " I don't have a car." "That arsehole's pissing on us!" "Fuck this, man." "Shit, man." " Where?" "What is it?" "Take a fucking taxi." "Go back to sleep." "I'm not coming." " Buy yourself a car, arsehole." " Sorry." "Must have a plan." "A plan, man!" "I've got a plan." "I have a plan!" "Fucking cuntsl" "Jesus, that's high up!" "Cobra, stop fucking around and come down!" "That wasn't part of the plan." "If I see you here one more time, cobra, I'll smash your face in!" "Bullshit." " Hi, guys." " Hiya." "Take that retard home." "Calm down, man." "He ain't no retard." " He's a glue-sniffing mess." "That maybe, but he's no retard." "Just get him down already, okay?" " I hear you're selling the club." "Says who?" "Retard!" "I guess business is good, if you're not selling." "Who are these idiots?" "You don'!" "have to insult me, arsehole." "I'm just asking." " Don'!" "call me arseholel" "You want to scrap?" " You watch your mouth." "Forget it!" "Cobra!" "come down from there!" " Shit, bro!" "Hi. come down." "I can't, man." "I've got a plan." "We need to fucking discuss this plan." "'Course we can, just come on downl" "I can't." "They're gonna batter me arse." " What'd he do?" "That girl." "They won'!" "hatteryou." "They're just worried you might fall." " Bullshit!" "It's true!" "Tell him it's true." "It's true." "Really?" "Sure." "Come on down." " You arse arseholel" "Easy does it." "Leave him alone." "What do you want, you bitch?" " You get lost!" "You slutl calm down, man." "Give me my cutters!" " Bitchl" "Fucken" "Get this moron out of here." "Come here." "Let me gol" " Go fuck yourselves." "Do it yourself!" "Get out of here!" "Shut your trap!" "You arseholel" "I've got to tell you my plan, man." "There's this museum in Antwerp." "And inside is this big diamond." "You know it, man." "I know it." "I heard about it off that quiz show." " What's he going on about?" "He watches too much TV." "That's one point for you." "Shit, man." "I need out." "You dick!" "I'm not going to keep on saving your skin, Cobra." "Tentaclesl Tentacles!" "Tentaclesl" "Shitl" " Fucking filth." "What did you take?" "There's that octopus in Berlin." "Cobra, I asked you a question!" " What?" "What did you take?" "Speed?" "That doesn't look like speed." "What the fuck did you take?" "!" " A diamond and an octopus, man!" "You arsehole, I'm gonna..." " I won't do it again." "I won't." "Shut up!" "Tentaclesl" "Good morning." "Get a move on." " I won't!" "weirdo." " Morons!" "You're the moron." "Where are you going?" "Where are your keys?" "Stop that." "Hi, Mum." "Don't forget to feel sorry for him again." " Can you drop me home?" "Home?" "Shit." "Work." " Hi, Vojta. can we have a chat?" "Okay." "Finish what you're doing." " What's up?" "You're in deep shit." "Come on." "Outside." " Is there a problem?" "Always the same problem, man." "You show up late, drunk." "That's not true." "It is." "Late today, late yesterday, last week." "Alright, but I wasn't drunk today." "I was dealing with my brother." "One excuse today, another yesterday." "There's always something." "Everyone's pissed off with you for having to do your work for you." " But I..." "What should I do, man?" "I can'!" "depend on you." "There are bigger wankers than me here, and you don't say anythingl" "Bullshit, man." " When's your contract end?" "I don't know." " It's temporary, right?" "Yes, it is." " And when's it end?" "I don't know when it ends." "Next week." "After that, there's no point." "Fuck it, I say." "I won't be around that long." "Fuck this place." "I don'!" "care, man." "So I go, "You have no fucking brain, so who are you to tell me?"" " Really?" "Too right." "He was really pissed off." "He looked like he might whack me." "So I go, "One more step, and you won't know what hit youl"" "Your brother was here." "He didn't have any money, so he said to put it on your tab." " I hope you didn't." "Of course I didn't." "Fucking junkie!" "Do you actually like anybody?" " I like you." "I like you, too." " Put another on my tab." "If you behave yourself. -sure." "One rum for me and one for Fittipaldi here." "Thanks." "Last one." "Not for me." "Time to get home." "Zuzana?" "Wait!" "What are you doing?" "I haven't been wasted in a long time." " You mean since last week." "Right." "Exactly." " Hold on." "I'm much older and my tolerance levels are down." "Quiet." "Aren't you afraid that someone might guzzle you up?" "I'm not really worried about that." "Ijust refuse to..." "I won't let them shit on me all the timel" " Sure." "It's cool, right?" "Forget it, man." "No way." "I've got a plan." "The perfect piani" "You're just like your brother." "Always making plans." "Hold on." "I'm not my brother." " Come on." "No way." "Besides, that was my line first." " Right." "Sorry." "That's right." "I'm so alone." "Me, too." "I walk home alone every night, and nobody ever guzzles me up." "What is it?" " I'll do it." "Well, okay." "I can do it." "I'm cool." "Well?" " Yeah." "Yeah what?" " Come on." "Just a sec." "What's up?" "Not working." "Come on." "Come on." "You've got a right mess here." " No, no." "Yes, yes." "Shit, man." "You'll be mine and I will love you." "If not, then it was just a dream." "What an idiot." "Shit, man." "The Blue Star." " What?" "The Blue Star, you know." "What about it?" "I can'!" "get it out of my head." "That arsehole running it into the ground." "You could make good money with that place." "People don't have money." "Sure they do." "People call me all the time, looking for a car from Germany." "I thought it wouldn't last, but business just keeps growing." "Better keep an eye on your wife." "What a horrible word." "Wife." "It is." " You know how today's going to end?" "No." "In a while, you'll get a message from your mother that she can't handle the kids anymore, you'll go home like the sexually frustrated babysitter that you are, while Ladik there buys her another 3 daiquiris." " Why daiquiris?" "Dunno. sounds nicerthan "wife"." "Hold on." "They might sing." "You're an arsehole." "I've hated you for it." "Ever since school." "And now a duet." "Our next two volunteers are..." "Zuzana and Ladik." "Cheers, mate." "I had breakfast in the park one day," "Pulling books out of my bag." "I look, oh I look at his face." "I see her beauty, I must not wait." "Buttons of love." "All summer long." "The sleepy sunset unbuttons them." "Buttons of love, so hot in my hands." "It's a mystery just for the two of us." "What're you guys talking about?" " Ladik, this is my husband." "Him, really?" "What's so funny?" "So whafve you been up to, man?" " He just got fired." "Bullshit." "Toméé said they fired you." "That you got into an argument." "Horseshit." "Everything's fine." "You don'!" "look fine." "What?" "!" "I couldn't stand it there, so I told them to fuck off." "Can'!" "a man leave if the job's shit?" "Sure, but maybe you could find something else." " And do you work, Zuzana?" "I'm on maternity." " For 8 years?" "Yes." "Children are work, too." "Poorly paid, undervalued, tough work." "You have kids?" "You'd never guess, right?" "With him?" "You're pulling my leg!" " Everyone here is reproducing." "Just the two of us." "So what do you do, man?" "Right now he's not doing anything." "But he was at a factory in Kralupy." "You were on the assembly line?" "I Is that the best plan you had?" "Viper's always had plenty of plans." "They just never worked out." " You wanna scrap, man?" " I'm not your "man"." " So you wanna scrap?" "You started." "One "plan" of his was to open a pet shop." "He ordered 50 budgies by mail, but when they arrived he realised he didn't have any cages, so they were flying all over his house." "It was beautiful." "All those budgies flying around." " They shat all over the place." "Right." "So he came up with another plan." "He was going to study to be a pilot." " Dispatcher." "Dispatcher." "Right." "Dispatcher." "He started the tests, but his electricity got turned off and all the budgies died." " Wait a minute." "One survived." "Yes, that's true." "I need to take a leak." "He never finished the tests, of course." "They found out he was totally high." "So they threw him out." " Getting stoned?" "It's tobacco." "I barely recognise you." "You were always on top of it all." "Where's your ride?" "Shit, man." "That one's yours?" " Speechless, eh?" "And you drank away 10 years." "I'm green with envy." "Your father was German, wasn't he?" "East Germany." "Got balls?" "I don'!" "want to talk to you." "I'm asking if you have balls." "Didn't you hear me?" "I don'!" "want to talk to you." "I'm serious." "Right now I'm dealing in franchise agreements." "Right now?" "I've been thinking that this place could do with a shop like that." "There's lots of kids looking to clean out their dads' wallets." "And?" "I don'!" "have the time to look after a store like that." "I need a partner." "This place is full of half-wits." "But you're smart." "I respect you." "Your old man was from East Germany." "You know German." "No I don't." "'Course you do." "Obviously, it ain't no Dolce Gabbana." "It's low-end clothing, man." "But it's better than the Vietnamese at the market, no?" " It's just something..." "In-between." "Exactly." "Looks pretty good." "Right." "It's really colourful." "Exactly." "Colourful." "People are going to like it." "And they don't mind that I'm totally broke?" "We won't tell them that, of course." "That's taboo." "Let me talk." "You just smile sweetly." "Thunderlife will be the only young people's shop in the Kralupy region." "I see good opportunities." "I have experience running a business." "I know what's good and what isn't." "The only youth-oriented shop in the whole region?" "Why wasn't that in the business plan?" "A slip in translation, I suppose." "I don'!" "speak English." "It must have been translated by a load of idiots." "Will you leave us alone for a moment?" "We need to discuss this information." "Of course." "No problem." "See?" "You can speak German!" "I haven't spoken in 20 years." "We have decided to offer you the franchise." "Great, thank you." " Congratulations." "What did he say?" " That it's ours." "No way!" "Thank you, thank you." "Cool, man." "That one guy W85933' who?" "That German guy." " The one with the tan." "Most Germans are gay, aren't they?" "Did you see his nails?" "Totally..." "What?" "I have mine done, too." "I need to get laid." "Not me." "Come on." "I've scoped this place out." "Come on." "How am I going to get started?" "Easy." "You rent this storefront, find a few sales clerks," "I'll do some advertising, and hooray!" "What about the money?" "I'll front you a loan." "A loan?" "Nothing's for free." "You'll pay me 20,000 in cash plus a percentage..." "What if I don't want a loan?" "You don'!" "have a penny to your name." "And if I find the money?" "Well, well." "I get the franchise for you, and suddenly everything changes?" "I know you." "You were always wheeling and dealing." "I'd just be slaving for you forfuck all in return." "You're a real bastard." "I don'!" "give a shit about anything." "Know what?" "Go and find your own money, if you're so clever." "How much would it be, roughly?" "200,000 maybe." "Fight Viper, fight." "Shit, man." "Where am I supposed to get that kind of money from?" "You said you were bringing in one car after another from Germany." "Enough to pay my bar tab, but not enough to open a clothes' shop." "But it's a great plan." "There's nothing like it for miles." "These are no fucking budgies." "Really." "Low risk." "Ladik is an ordinary con artist." "Always was and always will be." "'Course, man." "That's why I need to borrow the money." "If you're so sure, then go to the bank." "They'll lend to anyone." "My account has been blocked." "I need someone else." " So you won't help me." "No." "I choose number 13." "A pommel horse is..." "I'll get it." "Okay." "Hey, bro." "Shit, Viper!" "Hiya." "Hi, Mum." "calm down." " Hi." "Hi." "What're you watching?" "Television." "What's on?" "Is something up?" "What?" "I came to say hi to my mum." " That's normal, right?" "Not for you it isn't." "I can'!" "even remember when you were here last." "Come on, Mum." "I can'!" "be here every day." " Your brother can." "He lives here." "It doesn't matter." "What's up?" "I quit the job at the factory." "Well, that's great." "That's just great." "Take it easy." "I've got it all figured out." "Remember Ladik?" "Former classmate." "We just had a class reunion." "Y'know..." "No." "Doesn't matter." "He's dealing in franchises right now." "Clothes shops and that." "And he helped me get one." "No shit." "Franchises." "Right on." "But I need a bank loan." "I reckon that since it's notjust about me, maybe you could help." "Maybe use the flat as collateral." " No." "Why not?" "I don'!" "give a shit about you." "Since you don't give a shit about us." "What the fuck are you talking about?" "Of course I give a shit." "You don't." "And don't be cheekyl" "Fine." "I'll tell you why I don'!" "pop over more often." "Because you're selfish like your iaiher." "You think only of yourself." "Horseshit." "Every time I leave here, I have barely any money left for rent." "You're like your old man." "Look at him." "He's completely smashed." "He sleeps all day, then gets up, robs some cottages, gets wasted, mopes about and just slobs around." "And it's your fault." "Your fault." "Haven't heard that one in a while." "Mum, I'm not responsible for him." "Yes you are!" "You got him into it." "Remember what I said?" "I said: cobra you're an idiot." "Everything has its limits, but you don't know any limits." "Don't tell me you don't remember." "Cobra, tell me you remember how I gave you a good hiding." "That's right." "I remember." "He gave me a proper hiding." "Then it was your drinking mates who got him into it." " I don't have any "mates"." "Yes you do!" "Your old man did, too!" "You know what?" "You're the one who doesn't give a shit!" "Just once in my life I need some help from my mother, and you're all:" ""You're just like your father." "You're just like your father.'" "You drunken old bitch!" "You have no idea what my father was like!" "He lived with us tor 8 years, but you never even learned German." "Bollocks." "I stood here, Dad there, you in the kitchen, each of you yelling at me in a different language." "Scheisse." "See?" "I know shit." "Right." "And your theory is all wrong." "Your old man didn't leave me." "He left us." "Listen, bro." "If you need dough, I can lend you some." "500." "You don't even have to pay me back." "I'm in the money." "Right, Ma?" "Shut your fucking mouth." "Anything else?" "Hey, Viper." "Go see Granny." "She's got dough." "She'll help you out." "She always does." "Bye." " Bye." "See yer." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" "Is that your bike?" " You prickl" "Looks like a kid's bike, man." "Granny?" "Grandma?" " Vojtiéekl" "Grannyl" "Hold on." " I haven't seen you in ages." "Hi." "Ahh, it's that mug with the cars." "I take good care of it." "And Pete's, too." "I'd like to apologise, Granny." " What for?" "For not visiting." "You know how it is." "Always work." "Night shift, day shift." "Always something." "Plus I've gone into business." "Really?" "Does my brother ever come by?" "He's the only one who visits." "Every Wednesday." "Sometimes he sleeps here all day on Saturday." " Are you hungry?" "No, thanks." "I've got fish fingers." "And goulash." "I'm really not hungry." "Thanks." "Cabbage soup." "You always liked that." ".Okay- .okay" "About that business..." "I'm looking at opening a clothes 'shop." "But I need to take out a loan." "That's not so easy today." "I need someone to co-sign." "Iwenlto see Mum, but she doesn't want to." "So I thought of you." " Granny?" "Yes?" "I was wondering if maybe you'd be willing to put up the house as collateral." "'Course." "Of course I would." " Really?" "Really." "Just like that?" "Like without any conditions?" "What are you so surprised about?" "Granny, thank you." "Thank you, thank you." "Slow down." "My back." " Hi." "Hi." " I'll help you." "It's okay." "Hats off, man." "Hats off!" "A retiree worth her weight in gold." "Just shut up." "Look at the way you scribble." "And now for granny's signature." "Okay." "That'll be 20 grand." "I won't be screwed over." "My finder's fee, wanker." "10% of earnings are mine." "Five." " You haggling?" "Yeah." " Eight." "Six." " From gross earnings." "Fuck you." "You've learned." "Fine, seven." "Okay." "The money, my friend." " Put aside all boxes with this number." "why?" "Don't ask." "I'll come and pick them up." "Okay." "Whatever." "You're going to need a cashier at your store, right?" "Well, yeah." "I guess I do." "Zuzana has experience." "There's gonna be a lot of work at the beginning." "Zuzana is used to hard work." "You won'!" "lend me money, but you'll give me your wife?" "You won'!" "have any trouble with her." "Right." "Good morning." "Hold on a moment." " Thanks." "Hi." "Two tickets." "Thank you." "Hi." "What is it?" "Look." " Hello." "Hello." "Goodbye." " Go over there." "They can help themselves." "I don'!" "like pushy salespeople." "Don't be stupid." "Okay." " There you go." "Thank you." "There we go." "Well, look at thatl Doing good." "Nice." " Send the money to my account." "Sure." " What is it?" "These aren't folded." "Imagine!" "150,000 turnover in the first month." "40,000 is mine." "Net." "I'm earning 40,000 a month." "Want some more?" " But just the meat." "I'm fine with these potatoes." "Fine." "I'll buy you a TV." " Don't get ahead of yourself, now." "Sure." "Yours looks like an old Tesla." "That'll be 400." " What're you doing here, arsehole?" "cool place!" "Like Babylon!" "All those clothes!" "Everything all nice and tidy." "It's your dream come true." "Your own shop." "Money." "Zuza all dolled up in the shop window." "Shut up." "There's people out there." " What are you doing here?" "checking out your place." " What do you want?" "A cap." "A cap with a skull on it." "A storerooml No barsl" " Got a mirror?" "No I don't." "I want to have a look." "Good?" "Listen, bro." "I need some... you know." "I'm not giving you anything." "If you don't, I'll have to break into a cottage somewhere." " And that's not fair." "Don'!" "you blackmail me." "I'm not, bro." "It's just the truth." "What if someone's inside?" "Some old man maybe." "I'll have to whack him." "Is that what you want?" " Stay here." "Sure thing." "That comes to 250." "An advance." " Here." "Right on, man." "Cool." " Get out." "Thanks." "Go to hell." "Mum's gonna gape when she sees this." "Like where'd I get the dough?" " I won't set off the alarm?" "Get out." " Bye, Zuzal" "Bye." "Right on, bro!" " Hi." "Hi." " What the hell is that?" "Reeds." "Those are reeds." "You never seen a car after a flood?" " What do you want for dinner?" "Potato pancakes." "Nice and greasy?" "And a beer." "Hi Granddad." "Hi boys." " Hi, Gramps." "Hi, Zuzka." " Have they been good?" "Of course." "That's good." "Who wants potato pancakes?" "How can she be so nice?" "She's always been nice." "Bollocks." "I'm with her all day, and it's pure hell." "Eight hours a day." "Always something wrong." "Being a pain in the arse." "I don'!" "get it, man." "Is it something I did?" "I'm not with her 8 hours a day." "She doesn't know how to count." "Whatever." "Seriously." "What am I supposed to do?" "Zuzka's a nice girl." " You just have to find the right approach." "How?" "I hit her very now and again." "I'm bringing coffee." "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" " Nice, isn't it?" "My goodness!" "Look how sharp the image is." "Vojtiéekl" "Listen, Granny." "Channel One will be "1"." "Channel Two will be "2"." "Like on the old remote?" " Exactly the same." "Okay, good." "Look." " Hey, bro!" "Hi!" "shit." " What are you doing here?" "Visiting Granny." "I'm storing some things here." "I've got a plan." "Hold on." "A great plan." "You can shove your plans up your arse." "I know you've been visiting Granny." "And that she put up the house as collateral." "Great plan, by the way." "I met this guy, right?" "Let's go see him." " I'm not going anywhere with you." "Hold on." "He's got loads of clothing from Poland." " And you've got your shop." "Shut up already." "I reckon I could start selling, too." "Babylon!" "It's my shop, and I'll run it my way." "Sure, sure." "Your way." "Don't show your face there again." "I'm serious." "Hi, Granny." "Can I come in?" " Hi, Pete." "Hi." " What are you doing here?" "I'm here to visit." "You know." "Sure, but Vojtiéek told me not to let you in the house." "What?" "And why would he do that?" "He said you steal things." "Is that what he said?" "Did he buy that foryou?" "That's a good one." "He's earning a lot, because he's working a lot." "How much did he say it cost?" "10 or 11 thousand." " What?" "11,000?" "Yeah." " Now that's something!" "Yes." "How nice of him." "But the remote isn't any good." "It's okay." "Are you hungry?" " Sure." "Yeah, I'm hungry." "You stink." "Look at you, how filthy you are." "I work non-stop." " Fine, fine." "You know how it is." "I didn't cook today." " Doesn't matter." "l'll whip something up." " Toast with garlic." "Toast." " Sound good?" "Hmmm, lots of garlic." " And a sausage." "10,000!" "Jesus Christ, Granny." "Now that's something." "Who'd have thought it?" "Can I spend the night?" "How much?" "3,000 and not a penny more." "What you got for me next time?" "An airplane!" "Partially cloudy with showers, and light snow al higher elevations." " Hil" "Hey, Cobra!" " Hi, guys!" "Cobra, hi!" " Where've you been?" "Y'know." "Business." " Is business good?" "Sure right it is." " I can pay you back." "Let's see it." "4,000?" "or maybe two times 500." " Two times 500 or 1,000?" "You can buy drinks later." " In the pocket." "Sure." "Thanks." "Disgusting." "I can'!" "fucking believe it." "Stupid cunt left the cash drawer open." " Hi." "Know what time it is?" "I missed the bus." " What's all this supposed to mean?" "what?" "You turn up late, I have to clean up your mess, money lying out on the table." "I didn't have time to clean up, okay?" "What's with the jacket?" " What?" "You're stealingl" "Stealing?" "I borrowed it." " Borrowed?" "'course." "Borrowed." "Go ahead and keep it." "I'll dock it from your pay." "Fine, you do that." "Shit." "You take 1,000 crowns out of the cash box, and you accuse me of stealing?" "!" "What kind of lame argument is that?" "It's my money." "Vojta, it doesn't matter what you do, to me you'll always be that little boy from the playground, desperately trying to sell budgies." "Could you kindly get out of here?" "Iwanlto get changed." " Vojta called." "What'd he say?" "He says you left money lying around on the floor." "I just knew he'd dress it up like that." "What's up?" "Don't you like it?" "'Course we do." "so why aren't you eating?" "Zuzal He said you show up late." "I've missed the bus a few times." "I don'!" "see why I have to be there at 8." "No customers ever come before 10." "Listen." "Viper is my best friend, and I promised he wouldn't have any problems with you." "There's no problems with me." " No?" "He's the one with problems." "Plus he keeps staring at me." "Staring?" "How?" "Just staring." "That doesn't matter!" "Even if he was the biggest creep in the world, you'll work like you're supposed to." "Even if he stares at you all day, you will shut your trap - sorry- you will keep shtum." "He's your boss." "It was a crap idea, anyway." "What do you mean, "crap"?" " You didn'(wan(to work?" "Fuck youl" " Say that one more time." "Fuck youl" " One more time, and..." "Fuck y..." " Hey, that's Zuzana!" "Hi, Zuzal" " Hi." "Hi." "You upset?" "What's it look like?" " What?" "What's it look like?" " Come with us." "come with us." "Come have a drink." "We're going to a dance." " No." "come on." " I'm in my (racksuit." "Doesn't matter." " I don't have any money." "I do." " Gimme a smoke." "Give her a smoke." " What dance?" "Firemen's ball." "Hi, Granny." " Hi, Vojta." "Hi." "I'm sorry I couldn't make it earlier." "Tea." "Milk." "Where's the TV?" "It's gone." "What do you mean, "gone"?" "Some thief took it." " A thief, eh?" "Yeah." "Granny." " It was my brother, right?" "No." "Don't gimme that crap." "Don't talk to me like that." "That junkie?" "I told you not to let him in." "He's a poor boy." "Works non-stop." "Then has to look after your wasted mother." "What is it?" "Get your car." "We need to find my brother." "This time, I'm going to kill that bastard." "No way." "Zuza left me alone with the kids." " He stole granny's TV." "Tough luck." "At least let me borrow the car." "I've got to find that arsehole." " Are you fucking kidding me?" "come on!" " Good evening, Grandpa." "Good evening." "I have to leave for a bit." "could you look after the boys?" " I'm happy to watch them." "Great." "Thank you." "I'll close up." "Take your keys." "That's very kind of you." "Feel free to watch TV." "Let's go." "What is it?" "Let's gol" "Zuza says you're always staring at her." "So?" "She's a pretty girl, so I stare at her." "Christ, Tom." "This is the 1000th time." " Let's go." "Where to?" "I don'!" "know." "We have to find him." "Thanks." "Hi, Karel." "Seen my brother?" "Hi, Viper." "I hear you've opened a shop." "People are saying they can finally get some decent clothes." "Come and see for yourself." "Was he here or not?" "Yeah." "He was waving some money around, then called a cab." " A cab?" "And he's gone." "Let me sing." "Stop itl" "What're you staring at?" "Kristyna, you were complaining about how I didn't dress up?" "I've got a pretty bra, you bitch." "What the fuck..." "Leave me alone." "Let me go." "Fuck you, Kristyna." "Leave her alone." "Stupid arseholes." " Good evening." "I'm closed." " Shit, there it is." "We won't keep you." " I'm closed." "Don'!" "touch me." "That's my TV." " That's my TV." "Bullshit, it's mine." " I've got the papers to prove it." "Fuck you." "I've got the papers." " I'm calling the police." "60 ahead." " Let's just take it and go." "Get out, get out." "Hold it." "Move aside." "Move aside." " Come on." "Move aside." "Let's go." " That a pellet gun, old man?" " Maybe, but I can shoot at your head." " Come on, let's go." "Fuck you, man." "Hey, I want to party." "Give me my drink!" " I'm never coming here again." "Fine with us." "Fucking firefighters." "Boringl" " Hi." "Hi." "Let's go home." "D'you know that we two have something in common?" " I think so, too." "Really?" "Sure." "Like you say." "People don't like us." " They like me." "No they don't." " They do." "They worship me." "No." "No way." "Well, I don't need them, either." "Toméé keeps saying that I'm lazy." "That I don'!" "want to work." "But that's bullshit, right?" "Totally." "I want to work." "But I don't want to be folding shirts." "I won't let people boss me around." " Then don't do it." "Too right!" "That's right." "Don't do it." "Like in a factory somewhere." " You're no fool." "Too right." "For zilch." "For nothing." " I won't live an ordinary life." "No." " I'm not ordinary, after all." "You're not." "We're both better than that." "But nobody knows." "That's the problem." "Nobody knows anything." " Absolutely." "Nothing." "Nothing." "Look at them sleeping." "What a life." " I'm working on myself, y'know." "Right." "You're a good guy, cobra." " You're no fake." "No." " Right?" "That's right." "I'm not." " I don't like that." "Totally disgusting." "Do you think I'm a daft cow?" "What?" "What do you think of me?" "What kind of question is that?" "I don'!" "know." "Just tell me." "It doesn't matter what you say." "I don'!" "know." "Forget about it." "We've known each other for ages." "You're fine." "Normal." " Really?" "I've known you for ages." "You're a good guy." "Really." "A good 9"!" "" "Really." "I'm cold." "Well, yeah." "Hm?" "What the fuck." "Christ!" "What is it?" " Hey bro!" "What's up?" "Hey, man." "Go home." "Iwould like to announce I want a divorce." " I said go home." "Fuck you, arsehole." " What're you doing here, bro?" "I came to kill you." "Really?" "Open the boot." "Go up front and open it." " Up front?" "Where?" "By the Gearstick." "Cobra!" "You're a good guy." "What're you doing?" "Shit." "Arsehole." "Toméé..." " We'll give him a good scare." "Like how?" "Don't let them fuck with you." "You're a good man!" "Slow down, arsehole." "I won't do it again." "Well?" "Had enough?" "Fuck, Toméé." "Stop it." "If I see you at Granny's even once, we'll do you again." "Got it?" "'Course, bro." "You're the boss." "Granddad, Granny." "There's someone lying there." " I can be a real bitch sometimes, right?" "Yeah." " Hey there." "Hey." "Hiya." "Can Italk to you?" " Sure." "Alone?" "Fuck." "Lock the door." "That's my goods in there." " What'd you do to your brother?" "Me?" "What?" "The whole town's talking about it." "He's in the hospital." "Coppers everywhere." "What do you care?" "The cops questioned him, and he mentioned your name." "And your name is associated with this business." "And this business is associated with my name." "And I don't want my name associated with the cops." "Got it?" "I thought I was doing business with someone intelligent." "The last intelligent person in this fucking town." "But you're just as stupid as everyone else." "We're going to see your brother in the hospital, okay?" "Who cares about some beat-up junkie?" "Do you have any idea what kind of mess this can cause?" "The cops are involved." "If your brother starts blabbing, you're fucked." "Because I know it was you and Toméé." "And ifl know it, then the cops definitely do." "Idiot." "Over here." " Hi." "Hello." "Well?" "Why did you do him like that?" "Why?" "He's a poor boy." "Can'!" "you see that?" " Mum, please." "You are an idiot." "But Mrs. éfastné, he didn't do it." "Really?" "so who was it?" "Have a seat and calm down." "Who's this guy?" "Lédik from school." "If it was him, why would he come here?" "That's just his style." "That's just your style." "It wasn't him." "Really." "So where were you?" " With my girlfriend, Mum." "Liar." "I refuse to be in the same room with you for another second." "Out of my way." "You Ioserl" "Pete." "I'm sorry." "We got carried away." "It's really difficult with you sometimes, man." "What'd you tell the cops?" "Hey." "When you get better, you can come to me anytime." "Okay?" "We'll fix it." "You know." " But..." " It's cool." "What?" "I said it's cool." "You deaf or something?" "You won'!" "snitch?" "Family sticks together." "Together." "You know." "Besides, only Toméé hit me." "No." "You won't remember who did it." "You don'!" "snitch on me, and you don't snitch on Tom." "Got it?" "That's a different situation, bro." "I can'!" "help you there." "Why not?" "You idiot." "You were feeling up his wife." "I already told the cops." "Arseholel" "But family sticks together." ""Family sticks together."" "Shut up." " You got a bird?" " I had to say something." "But now you'll have to find yourself one." "Don't worry." "It's all fixed." "You idiot." "Nothing is fixed." "Your brother snitched on that idiot, the police goes to him, and he'll snitch on you." "Bruised liver. concussion." "Almost bled to death." "Get it?" "Couldn't you be my alibi?" "When I'm pulling you out of the mud, I have to stay clean." "What's in those boxes?" " Which boxes?" "Which do you think?" "What should be in them?" "Shoes." "You're always nervous when I mention them." "Especially now with the coppers." "I'm nervous?" "I'm not nervous." "There's shoes in them." "Okay." "Fine." "Did you look inside?" "Why would I look if it's just shoes?" " For fuck's sake." "Did you?" "No." " Bollocks." "I didn't." "Except it's clear that there's no shoes in there." " What's that?" "Medicine." "Fluoxetine, Paroxetine, Lincomycin." "children's acidophilus." "What do I know?" "Are you fucking with me?" "What?" "I pack them in with the shoes and clothes in China, and then I distribute them here." "Great." "Come on." "Clavin, ArginMax, Viagra." "This one's a big hit." "Ever tried it?" "Gives you a hard-on like a rock, plus this amazing tingling." "And it's still hard when you go tor your morning piss." " You are a creep." "It's good business." "This isn't heroin." "It's medicine." "It's good business." "And because it's good business, I would like for it to continue." "So try to fix things with Toméé." "If you end up in the nick, or even on probation, you're dead to me." "Now pack it up and forget you ever saw it." "Pack it yourself." "I'm not your doormat." "Of course you are." "Start packing." " Please." "One more time." " I want to play." "Hi, champs." "Uncle Vojtal" "Off into the dustbins with you, you stinkers." " Hi." "Hi." "Boys, watch me whip your father's arse." "Go and kick the ball around, okay?" "You're the goalie." " Well?" "They were here." " And?" "I'm going in for questioning." "It's really fucked up, how things turned out." "You really went overboard." "Didn't you want to kick his arse?" "But not put him in the hospital." "The cops are involved." "And just when my business is taking off." "So whafre you going to do?" "I don'!" "know." "I wasn't there." "Then I wasn't there, either." "Pete's already pointed the finger at you." " And you?" "Not me." "I guess you really weren't there." "Right." "Here." "The first picture shows the tyre imprint of the car that was there." "If you look closely, you can see that the front tyres are deeper in the mud," "from which we can infer that the engine was in the front." "That it was heavier there." " And now..." "What kind of car was it?" "I don't know." "We think it was a Mercedes." "From the wheelbase." "If you look closely, you can see that 3 tyres have the same pattern." "From the pattern, I'd say "Barum"." "And the 4th tyre is "Saver Smart'." "Of course, it could be any manufacturer." "They all have the same pattern." "Could be a Skoda." "What do you want with me?" "Let's say I lied when I said Mr. §t'as1n;i can't remember anything." "Maybe he remembers everything." "Maybe I'm helping someone here." "Because a confession is a mitigating circumstance." "Listen." "We can look atthis whole thing in two different ways." "It could be GBH." "Or attempted murder." "Because someone left a seriously injured man lying there without help." "That's another way of looking at it." "The difference is clear." "For GBH, the courts hand out one probation after another." "But attempted murder sticks with you for the rest of your life." "And the nick." "I beat him." "Will you sign something to that affect?" "Based on the shoe prints, there were two of you." "Mr. §t'as1ny doesn't remember the other one." "Well?" "His name is Vojtéch éfastny." "cobra's brother." "They call him Viper." " Hi." "Hi." " How you doing?" "Fine." " And you?" "I'm fine." "Business is good." "I'm earning money." "If you're in the money, maybe you could pay off your tab." "Christ, sorry." "I totally forgot." " How much?" "1,500." " Thanks." "Hold on, that's too much." "Keep it." "You've always been nice to me." " What?" "Nothing." "I can give a pretty woman a tip, right?" "You mean me?" "Any other real woman round here?" "Thanks." " That was really nice." "what?" "Back at my place." "You fell asleep before anything could happen." "I meant in the morning." "When I got up, everything was tidied up." "Nobody's ever done that for me." "If it was so nice, how come you didn't come by?" "Why didn't you call?" "Why didn't you call?" "I must be old-fashioned." " We beat up Cobra." "I guess you know." "Of course, I know." "It wasn't me." "It was Toméé." "But I was there." "Thanks." "And just now when I've begun to do well for myself." "I would've slapped him around a bit, but Tomé§ is totally crazy." "And?" "You're the only person I can trust." "You want something." "It'll go to court." "I need you to say that I was here." "But you weren't." "You want me to lie for you?" "Yes." "What did you do when you found Petr éfastny?" " We put cobra in the boot." "By "Cobra" you mean Petr éfastny?" "Yes." "We drove to the woods, where I beat him and Vojtéch §fastny" helped." "Petr §fastn3'r was walking me home when his brother Vojtéch and my husband pulled up and put him in the boot." "That's all I know." "Were you drinking alcohol that evening?" "Yes." "Vojta was at the pub that evening." "Like every Friday." "Always the same." "Around what time did he leave?" "He was there until closing time." "Two o'clock." "He was in no state to do anything." "I got drunk at the party." "Then I was getting off with Tom's old lady." "He caught me, so he beat me up." "Was your brother in the car with Toméé Brdeéka?" "No." "It was some guy I didn't recognise." " You're 100% sure it wasn't your brother." "1,000%" "I was at the pub that night, and I got so drunk that the bartender had to help me home." "He was really drunk." "He kept falling down." "His speech was slurred." "Is it true, as the detendant claims, that you asked him to find your brother because he stole your grandmother's television?" "It's true that I came and asked him to come with his car to look for my brother." "But we didn't find him, sol had him drop me off at the pub." "I don't know where he went after that." "He said he wanted to find him and kill him." "He was out of his mind when we found the TV at the pawn shop." "What do you have to say about having stolen your grandmother's television?" "That TV shouldn't be there." "That's sorted." "Why do you think Mr. Brdeéka says you were there, when the witnesses and the victim claim you weren't?" "If I may..." "I think he's taking revenge out on me." "I employ his wife and I've had nothing but trouble with her." "I also think he's jealous." "You arsehole." "The defendant Toméé Brdeéka is found guilty of aggravated assault and is sentenced to 1 year in prison." "In view of the testimony by Kateiina Nové and the victim Petr §i'astni, and according to the principle of in dubio pro reo, the defendant Vojtéch §t'astny" is hereby exonerated." "I don't like it." " What don't you like?" "That he's going to jail and not me." " Did you beat him up?" "Fine, but I was there." "He got a year." "No big deal." "He'll be out in 6 months." "You've got a business." "You're making money." "You'd be crazy to throw it all away." "If you feel bad, you can send him a carton of cigarettes once a month." "Vojtéch." "Forget about him." "Look at your own life." "Rent yourself a nice flat." "Buy yourself a new car." "Keep an eye on my boxes and be happy." "I didn't know you had a new flat." "Could use some furniture, though." "I guess so." "Hey, I guess Zuza's not working for you anymore." "I guess not." "Place all metal items in the basket and put the cigarettes on the belt." "Sure." " Walk towards me." "Right." "Spread your arms." "Turn around." "Okay." "You can take your things." " Hello." "Hello." " Hi." "Hi." "They look like ping-pong tables." " What?" "Pretty fitting." "What?" "Him cobra." "You Viper." " Here." "You can'!" "give him that." "Oh, sorry." "You know what?" "Go to hell!" " Hey there, champ." "Hiya." " Will you do something for me?" "Sure." " Give this to your mother." "Okay." "Good boy." " Vojtal" "Hi." "Give me that." "Get out!" "Feeling guilty?" "No, I'm just being decent." " You and your fucking family." "calm down, okay?" "That was a fucked-up show you put on back there." "He would've killed him ifl hadn't been there." "You provoked him." "Give me that." "It was a daft thing, and now we'd both be in the nick." "And who would look after you?" " Tell Tom it's alright." "Say hi to Kééa." "Zuza." "He'll be out in 6 months." "Run home." " I had a little accident." "Real nice." "Run home and put some disinfectant on it." " Gimme that." "I'll take care of it." "Hey, I came for some..." " You need a new jacket, huh?" "Yeah." " Fine." "Pick something." "Cool." "Thanks, bro." "But not from the shop." "Go to the storeroom." "Sure." "The storeroom." "Of course." "Storeroom." " Hey." "Yeah?" "Can I pick something tor Mum?" "some women's stuff?" " Okay." "Great." "What about this one?" "Think she'll like it?" "Great." "Great." "We also need to pay the electric bill." "How much?" "Around 800." "If I give it to you, will you give it to Mum?" "As long as the wind doesn't blow it out of my pocket." " There." "Cool, bro." "Thanks." "You're a good man." "Hey, it feels like we're finally bonding." "Like we're really brothers." "Yeah, me too." "Now get out." "Sure." "Bye." "Shit." "Stupid thing." "Hello?" "Yes." "Did he hit someone or what?" "I see." "Fine, I'm on my way." "Thanks." "You going out?" "Hi." "Where is he?" "He caused a scene and locked himself in the loo." "Go get him." "Bro?" " Hey, bro?" "Fuck off, you arsehole." " Open up." "Piss off." " Pete." "Open the fucking door." "No!" "Why not?" " Who else is there?" "Nobody." "Open up." " I can't." "come on." "What are you doing?" "Get up." "Come on." " I can't, man." "You are such an idiot." " I can'!" "go out." "Sure you can." " I can't." "Come on." "Who's there?" "Nobody." "Come on." "Jeez, that's horrible." "Hold on." " Who's there?" "There's nobody there." " Are there people?" "There's no one there." "Go on." " What're you staring at?" "He's not staring." " Fucking arseholel -come on." "SorfV- sorfV" "What're you doing, you freak?" "Stop that!" " Stop it!" "Sorry, man." " Did you hear me?" "Sorry." "I said I'm sorry." "Fuck." "Shit." "Fuck." "Be normall cobra!" "What did you take?" "Nothing." "I took some shoes like you said I could." "Itook some shoes." "I told you to pick out ajacket and some clothes for Mum." "I didn't say anything about any shoes." "Want to know or not?" "You said take what you want, so I took some shoes." "What was it doing in a box of shoes?" "I'm totally sober." "All I got is this hard-on." "What was in that box, man?" " Nothing." "You took..." " Took what?" "Something totally different than what you thought." "An extra-strength aphrodisiac." "What?" " Come here?" "what?" " How long is he going to be here?" "I don't know." " Why didn't you take him home?" "I need to keep an eye on him." " I'm afraid of him." "come on..." "If at least he didn't have that hard-on." "Stop it." "Pete, I've made up the bed if you want to lie down." "I'm still watching." "Want some ice?" "Good night." "Irefuse to answer." "Especially not with them here." "Shit." "While I'm fucking..." "Do you have any idea how much he took?" "This is your fucking mess." "Go and find him." "Yes." "Hi, Granny." "Hi, Vojtiéek, I just made lunch." " Hiya." "Hi." "My brother's here, right?" " Grannyl" "He isn't." "Iwas really angry at him." "He can be a real fool sometimes." "But I'm not upset anymore." "How many potatoes do you want?" "A shed load, Granny." "Ow." "Arseholel come on out." "I've got a plan, bro." "A plan." "You arseholel Do you have any idea what you've done?" "This isn't a TV or a radio." "This isn't robbing cottages, arsehole." "I know, I know." "Outl" "You know fuck all!" "This is really fucked up, man." "I'm afraid." "I'm really afraid!" " Where is it?" "what?" "I asked you where it is." "You are an idiot." "The guy at the pawn shop." "Y'know." "He said he'd sell it." " Is that all you have?" "l'll work it off." "Lunch is on the table." "Don't be angry, Vojtiéek, that I lied about your brother." "He's like an animal." "It's not his fault." "Sure." "It's great, Granny." " Right?" "I'm glad to hear that." "It's so nice when we get together around the table like a family." " So now what?" "I thought you had a plan." "I do." "Sure, man." "A plan." "Let's go for a drive." "A car." "Nice set of wheels, bro." "Get in." "It's nice going for a drive with you like this." "I know I can be difficult." "But I mean well." "I remember how we were little and nobody wanted to play with me." "But you're a good guy, bro." "You always played with me." "It's nice how you look after Granny and me." "You're a good brother." "You always looked after me and played with me and so on." "You looked after me more than Mum." "I'm sorry that your dad left because of me." "It's not your fault." "It is." "I popped out at the wrong time." "This thing got cruise control?" "Yeah." " Hi." "Hi." "Here." "Where's the rest, arsehole?" "The rest..." "You know how it is." " Did you swallow them all?" "No." "I'm fine, man." "I didn't take any." "Those pills are so small, and there's holes in my pockets, y'know." "I s'ppose they fell out." "What're you doing, you arsehole?" "Okay, okay." "I'm an arsehole." "I deserve that." "Here you go." "Take it!" "What are you doing, you freak?" "I" "Shit." "Come on, let's get out of here." "Mummy's nervous." "Daddy's coming." "I said shut your traps!" "Mummy's nervous." "Daddy's coming." " Want me to whip your arses?" "No." "I really can'!" "take it anymore." "When we get home, we'll have toast." "Viper invited us for dinner." "Iwanled to thank you for looking after Zuza and the boys." "Sure (hing, man." "We're friends." "You're not eating?" "Help yourselves." "Wow." "Meat rolls." "I knew you liked them." " When are you due?" "In 7 weeks." "Yeah." "Ithink we'll be going." "But we haven't finished the wine." "And besides, I have a surprise for you." "I'll be right back, okay?" "Come on." "I'll explain." " Well?" "Cool, right?" "What?" "Karel ran it into the ground." "So I took it over." "You'll be running the place." "I don'!" "want it." "Come on, Tom." "You're the only person I can trust." "This town is full of dicks, but you're a smart guy." "I'm really hflPPV" "English subtitles:" "Stephan von Pohl, Shelley Leighton"