"Hello, sir." "Are you making an action film?" "We're hunting down the car thieves" "All these people here steal cars." "Yeah." "What time is it?" "Are you wearing your own watch?" "Come on, let's play dice" "No, I'm on duty here" "Come on" "Are you trying to break some record?" "Why should I?" "I'm retiring soon" "Come on, let's play." "I won't tell anyone" "Are you two a married couple?" "Of course." "Will you eat the rest of the sausage by the end of a day?" "I'll be damned if I throw them away." "Look!" "It's the firecrackers!" "Get out of here!" "It's a gunfight!" "Gunfight?" "Come on, get down!" "Hey, Miss!" "It's a gunfight!" "Get out of here!" "Who are you?" "Oh, I see." "So you're the one who kidnapped me last night." "And you locked me in the trunk I'm gonna kill you!" "I don't know what you're talking about." "You're an accomplice." "lm putting you under arrest" "What accomplice?" "It's you who look a perpetrator!" "You're all perpetrators in your family!" "Help!" "Let go of me!" "Don't you dare" "Push me again!" "I'm gonna push you again" "And put you" "Under arrest." "(2 days ago." "Fujian Province)" "(A house around a building makes the offspring prosper)" "(A building around a house makes the offspring rich)" "(Hegui Building, Hegui Building)" "(Live in an earth building and you'll be rich)" "Yes?" "She's still here." "I'm watching her." "(Shanghai)" "it's really good" "Yeah, it smells nice." "My old man will love it." "Oh, you scared me!" "That's what we wanted." "You devil!" "Hello?" "Dad?" "I-lev, my girl" "Where are you?" "Have you eaten anything?" "I'm visiting an earth building." "Don't you want me to keep you company?" "I'm so worried about you" "I can postpone all my appointments" "Let me fly there and keep you company, all right?" "Come on, Dad!" "We've made a deal." "I earned a trip on my own by getting into the university" "You've got to keep your promise" "All right," "I can't argue with you" "You don't want me to keep you company but you have to follow the rules that I made for you" "Yes, I remember all of them, Dad." "You have to love your father" "I can't go on a diet or trust any stranger." "Enough already!" "I'll follow the rules, Dad." "Don't worrv." "Your daughter is a good girl." "I've got to go." "Don't worrv." "Bve!" "It's your dad again, isn't it?" "He was reminding you of all the rules again, right?" "Oh my!" "What a nuisance!" "I'm 18 and going to a college and he's afraid that I'll forsake him." "Isn't it ridiculous?" "Yes, it is." "Isn't it ridiculous?" "Yes, it is." "Come on, forget him." "I hereby declare that" "Tan Yan-fei's wild trip" "Begins now!" "(Xiamen)" "Wake up!" "You can't sleep any longer." "She's so full of energy that she never needs to sleep" "She's so energetic." "Look!" "She keeps playing, shopping and eating." "Here she comes." "Come on, let's go." "I'm going to Formosa Taiwan soon!" "Taiwan?" "Taiwan?" "Taiwan?" "(Ai-va, have a drink)" "(Ai-Va, Ai-va, Ai-va-ai)" "Well, sir..." "We all have what we're used to eat." "This is my favorite dish" "How many tomatoes does it need?" "Have you told us before?" "Formosa" "Taiwan?" "The two of you" "Get it done." "(Eluanbi)" "Tell me the truth." "I've told you a hundred times" "I don't know why I..." "Say it in the language I know" "I don't know why I was in that parking lot" "I didn't steal any car." "I'm not a ringleader of some car stealing gang." "Are you out of your mind?" "How many times do I have to tell you to convince you?" "Stop the nonsense!" "It's not possible!" "Say it in the language I know" "When someone is not telling the truth his face will show." "And your face shows right now" "I'll give you one last chance" "Tell me the truth." "You'll get a remission" "If you tell the truth" "All right," "My dear Mr. Police Officer." "I'll give you one last chance too" "Please write them all down, okay?" "Go ahead." "I was so excited when I arrived at Taiwan." "I decided to eat some famous Taiwanese snacks." "Like Tofu Pudding, Bubble Milk Tea and Stinky tofu" "But someone attacked me out of the blue." "My shoulder hurt so much." "And I lost my conscious" "When I woke up again" "I was in that parking lot and you put me under arrest" "Do you understand it or not?" "Where are you going?" "Nonsense!" "You must be an accomplice with those car stealers." "How many times do I have to tell you that Fm not?" "I've told you so many times and you still don't believe me" "I'm wondering if you still don't get it there must be something wrong with your head." "Or you would believe me now" "Let me tell you something" "Do you know who my father is?" "You'll be scared to death when you know it" "If you keep..." "Stop acting!" "If you keep acting mavbe you'll win an Oscar." "Pong(In the crime scene...)" "Wovv, you're handsome!" "(a Shanghai girl was found.)" "(The police suspected she's the car-stealing ringleader.)" "(She was brought to the station to be questioned...)" "Are you a police officer or not?" "Do you have any moral in you?" "Why do you lock me here?" "I'm a nice girl." "What have I done to deserve it?" "You don't believe anything I said." "Sir..." "Help!" "Be quiet!" "It's your dinner" "Haven't I given you any money to buy clothes?" "You don't want to study or get a proper job." "All vou've done is be some showgirl with those damn friends." "You must be out of your mind" "Don't dress up like that when you come to visit me" "Being a showgirl is a proper job." "Is that your girlfriend?" "You old bastard!" "What are you doing, Dad?" "Police raid!" "Show me your ID!" "He's a cameraman." "Where's your camera ?" "He's my boyfriend" "Where are you taking her?" "He's taking my photos in Xiamen tomorrow" "Are you selling her to Mainland China?" "What are you doing, Dad?" "Hey, mind your own business!" "I'm blaming myself for not minding your business" "If Mom were still here..." "She said she was hungry." "Lock her up!" "It's all your fault" "You've been eating Taiwanese snacks all day long." "Didn't you say that Taiwan is the safest place?" "Then why was my car stolen?" "And Tan Yan-fei is gone too." "All you think about is fried chicken steaks!" "I'll deep-frv you for all I care!" "Mr. Zhao." "There's something wrong with our mission." "But don't worrv..." "Look, this is her ID card." "She must be Tan Yan-fei, the only daughter of Tan Zheng-Min," "CEO of Tan's Corporation." "Only daughter?" "Something wrong?" "Don't be mad, sir." "We're on the track of her MicroBlog." "We'll get some clues soon." "You said that" "There's no budget limit this time, didn't you?" "Give us three days" "We'll get it done in no time." "Get it done..." "NOW!" "Yes, sir." "Who sent this?" "All those who have nothing to do," "Gather up in 10 seconds!" "According to our investigation... that girl named Tan Yian-fei is here for sightseeing." "But her father has cancelled all her schedules." "He wants her to go home right away." "We need someone to escort her to the airport." "Pong!" "Yes, sir." "Pong!" "Yes, sir." "Are we playing games here, Pong?" "No, we're not." "I can't get along with her." "Ask someone else to do it." "Pong, if you're number two no one is gonna be number one." "Besides, you're retiring soon." "That's it then." "Xiong, here she is." "Okav." "Miss Tan, please sign here." "Be careful." "Sin" "Everyone should be fighting crimes" "Sin" "Go for it" "Hey, wait" "Why are we here by the sea?" "Uncle," "Where's Taipei 101?" "And where are" "Alishan and Sun Moon Lake?" "Why don't you show me there on our way back?" "Miss," "We're in Eluanbi." "Can't you pronounce it properly?" "Let's make a deal." "No Alishan or Sun Moon Lake for me." "Take me to Zhongxiao East Road." "I'm going to the East Taipei... to buy some clothes, bags and shoes" "Look at my clothes!" "All torn up and ragged." "Oh my!" "I stink!" "Smell this" "We're in Eluanbi." "You're a policeman but why don't you serve people?" "Why can't you do your duty?" "Besides, Fm an unmarried young woman" "How can I walk around like this?" "It's shameful!" "You have no compassion." "You have no sympathy or consideration" "Why are you doing this to me?" "You're making me to lose face, aren't you?" "How can you do this to me?" "You bastard!" "Nonsense!" "Welcome!" "Uncle," "You're a nice guy" "Uncle?" "Hand me that blue bikini." "I'll wait for you outside." "Stay here" "Okav." "Thank you" "(The number you dial is not available right now.)" "(Please leave a message after the beep.)" "_ ' (Hang up now n' you don't want to leave a message.)" "What?" "What?" "What?" "Hev, Mister!" "Excuse me, where's the girl who was with me earlier?" "She's gone with a group of old ladies to visit Alishan, Sun Moon Lake and Taipei 101." "And that Grand Hotel too!" "Police!" "Excuse me, can I get in the car to catch a criminal?" "You're a crook!" "Crook!" "Have you posted the notice of our 5 million dollar bounty?" "With so large a bounty... many capable men in Taiwan have decided to help us complete this mission." "But..." "Shoot." "Several people ask us online if we want to invest the 5 million ...to make a movie?" "That's something else." "Do your duty" "Don't force me to do it personally." "Stinky Tofu, Oyster Fry, Tofu Pudding Thin Noodles" "Beaf Noodles, Mango Shaved Ice, Steamed Sandwich, Bowl Rice Cake" "Pineapple Cake, Steamed Stuffed Bun, Sticky Rice Cakes, Yam or Taro Balls" "Braised Pork Rice, Barbecued Sausage, Taiwanese Meatballs and..." "Fried Chicken Steak!" "Have one if there's anything wrong with you" "Stinky Tofu." "Come on, let's have some." "Lalala..." "lalala..." "Are you happy?" "Bve-bv." "Sorrv." "Life is a joke." "Lalala..." "lalala..." "Show me money." "Love you, baby" "Stop fooling me." "Come on, pour the shrimps in." "Right away, sir" "See?" "It's a lobster." "Right in front of you" "Are you happy now?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Thank you" "Thank you for your applause" "Thank you all for your applause" "She's my little sister" "She'll be a superstar, staging a concert in Taipei Arena." "Let's hear it for Lily!" "Lily, Lily" "Yeah, please don't hustle against one another." "You can ask for her signature later Thank you." "Lily!" "Lily!" "Listen to me, sis..." "A great artist must endure some small challenges and some small hard knocks before he or she succeeds." "Do you understand?" "It was the last time," "I promise that you held a concert in this lowlife shrimp fishing pond" "It was the last time." "Trust me..." "It was definitely the last time." "It's true." "Yes!" "Go for it!" "Go for it!" "Catch this girl and get five million dollars." "Here's our chance to strike it rich!" "Look!" "I knew I'd think of something." "How could you get five million so easily?" "I'd rather keep managing this shrimp fishing pond." "Bro," "Are you alright?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Help me pick up these shrimps." "Well," "Maybe..." "Xiong?" "Who am I?" "I'm your senior!" "Tell the chief that I've done my duty and I'm asking for a few days' leave" "I'm going back home in Taichung Mind your own business." "You get it?" "Do you know what to tell him?" "Yeah, that's it." "Come on." "Let's take a break." "Get something to drink." "I'm thirsty" "Easv." "Be careful." "Hello?" "Cling?" "Hi, Yan-fei, are you having fun in Taiwan?" "I've experienced lots of things already" "Welcome!" "I can't explain everything over the phone." "I'll post all the fun places online" "Check them out on MicroBlog later." "Yeah, I know." "That's it then." "Bve!" "Hev, pretty girl." "You look so cool." "You're in a band, aren't you?" "I tried to hide, but you found out after all" "It's difficult to compose music but I like doing it." "I've provided many famous singers with ideas for their songs" "Reallv?" "It's true." "Not at all." "Your travel agency does help me a lot." "I'll look for her in the night market." "I vvant a seafood congee." "Okav." "Beautiful girls..." "I saw a pretty girl just now" "I vvant to writer her a song." "You're in front of me." "You're behind me." "You're on my left." "You're on my right" "You're on top of me." "You're below me." "I have you in the daytime I have you at night too." "My only--.Mv onlv...for you" "You think the song I just composed is as good as Jav Chou's "Blue  White Porcelain", don't vou?" "He not only looks ugly" "But also has no music sense." "Did vou fell in love with that girl?" "You're in front of me." "You're behind..." "Fuck!" "Oh no!" "Take it easy if you want to be successful Calm down." "Calm down" "Our target is the girl that you saw just now" "He must be a Chinese opera performer." "Sandwich roll," "Tofu pudding..." "Candied sweet potato!" "I vvant to eat them all." "Come on, pretty girl." "Have some. it's yummy" "Hello?" "Dad?" "Don't worrv, Dad." "I don't have to go home now?" "Yeah, that's great." "Don't worrv." "I'm good." "How much is it?" "50 NT dollars." "Your change." "Thank vou." "Yeah, I know." "Bve!" "The number vou dial is not available right now." "Please leave a message after the beep." "Okav, thank vou." "Uncle!" "There vou are!" "I've been looking all over for vou." "Thank god I've found vou." "What's this?" "lce cream." "Ice cream?" "Auntie, my uncle is buying you ice cream" "How much is it?" "50 NT dollars. -50 dollars." "Do vou like ice cream, Auntie?" "Yes, I do." "You like ice cream?" "Hev, it's fun!" "I can arrest you when you ran away like that and put you in jail for 3 or 5 years" "Do vou know that, Tan Yan-fei?" "You can't even sav mv name properly." "Everyone one is so nice to me but vou've been so mean." "Are vou a Taiwanese or now?" "Yes, I am." "But who are vou?" "I'm from Shanghai." "Damn it!" "It was mv dad, and now it's vou." "What a nuisance!" "Let's go." "No!" "Stop it now." "No!" "Please!" "Say goodbye to everyone" "I've got to go, Auntie." "Are vou leaving?" "Yes, I am." "That's it then." "Bve!" "Why are you doing this to me?" "What?" "What are vou doing?" "Wait here." "Are vou getting me something to eat?" "No, I want you to wait here for me" "I knew vou couldn't be nice to me." "Bugger!" "What are vou doing?" "Let go!" "Let go!" "Let go of me!" "Unlock it!" "Come on!" "Sorrv." "I'm hapov!" "I'm home!" "I'm a police officer." "Why did I run?" "Uncle," "Are you calling your young girlfriend?" "Nonsense!" "I'm calling my..." "What exactly have vou done?" "Why did they kidnap you and beat you up?" "I think it's vou, Uncle." "You're so mean and I'm a good girl." "Yeah, you're damn good." "I don't know what exactly you youngsters are thinking?" "Don't you know your parents are worried about you?" "You know, your parents gave you life" "Who do you think you are?" "It's none of your business." "This I understand." "I know it's none of mv business." "Would vou do me a favor?" "Come with me to the airport and then my duty is done." "I'm retiring in a few days" "No!" "Check the MicroBlog and find out where she is." "They're right ahead." "That's right!" "Dear brother..." "Go!" "What are vou doing here?" "We followed vou here." "No, we're looking for inspirations to write songs." "You're here with your dad?" "No, he's not mv dad." "He's..." "I'm her uncle." "Oh uncle," "Nice to meet vou." "Uncle, forget that." "The bus will never come." "We'll give vou a ride." "Get in our car, Uncle." "Uncle?" "Uncle?" "All right, wait here then" "A bus comes and stops here at 10 o'clock everv night." "You won't see anybody on the bus" "There's even no one" "Behind the wheel." "It's a ghost bus. -it's so frightening!" "Can we ride in their car?" "Ride in our car." "What time is it?" "Uncle, don't you have your own" "Let's ride in your car." "Reallv?" "Please." "Let's take a ride!" "Shut up!" "Hello?" "Is everyone all right?" "It's a nail." "We've got a flat tire." "A flat tire?" "Get your spare tire." "Spare tire?" "I have to put mv double bass in the car so I throw away the spare tire" "Oh, that's great!" "What do we do?" "My wish came true." "It's a blessing in disguise." "I can't go home now." "Uncle, where are we going this evening?" "Where can we go if we can't get out of this hill?" "Move!" "Move!" "Got to take a picture." "Do vou need help?" "We've got a flat tire, but no spare tire." "Let's have a look." "Move!" "Thank vou." "I'm sorry." "Thank you" "Wait a second." "What is it?" "Oh no!" "My spare tire doesn't fit." "Listen," "I'll drive vou to the village ahead." "There should be a garage there." "Agreed." "Get in mv car." "Thank vou." "You're welcome." "Get in mv car." "Be careful." "I'm a schoolteacher in that village." "On my days off" "I come here for some shaved ice." "Shaved ice?" "That's great!" "Do they have Mango flavor?" "They have better ones" "Better ones?" "That's great!" "What are rice noodles?" "Sweet noodles made of rice." "Reallv?" "That's cool!" "Ice time!" "it's hot!" "You sound like a gourmet." "Do vou know lots of great foods and fun places?" "Show me." "No problem." "My job in school is taking the children evervvvhere to play" "Reallv?" "I'm in luck!" "You know, most of the people I met Taiwan are weird old or middle-aged men." "Can vou be mv tour guide?" "Promise?" "Yeah, no problem." "Tan Yan-fei." "Cigarette?" "Who smokes?" "Please sav no to the cigarettes." "Stop smoking." "It makes your mouth stink" "And it's bad for your health" "Hev, vou've got it wrong." "My name is Tan Yan-fei." "He never says it properly" "Tan Yan-fei." "Tan..." "Listen, I have an errand to run." "Go ahead." "It's dangerous around here." "The bus without a driver mav GDDGGI GHV time." "Behave yourself and stay here" "Hev, Brother!" "With vou, I'm not afraid." "Don't be afraid." "Tell me about other fun places to go." "Pong, long time no see." "What are you doing here today?" "It's a long story" "Can I use the phone?" "Yeah, go ahead." "You see this?" "Xiong?" "Who am I?" "I'm your senior ls there anything I need to know?" "What did the chief sav?" "Tell him I need to stay in Taichung for a few days." "That's it." "Stop the nonsense!" "Can I call a cell phone with this?" "Cell phone?" "Use this one." "You can even go international." "Who are vou calling?" "Your girlfriend?" "I'm calling mv daughter." "Daughter?" "I haven't seen her for long." "How old is she?" "She's 18." "18 years old?" "An 18-year-old girl is beautiful like a flower." "Can't reach her?" "Pong, taste it." "It's good stuff." "It's warm today" "Let's have some shaved ice then." "Shaved eves?" "Shaved ices." "Okav." "I vvant to feel the happiness." "I want happy brides." "Good" "These two are great." "Let's take two more." "Good." "Good." "Xuan, it's your turn now." "Come on" "Okav." "What's wrong?" "No one answer the phone in Taiwan?" "No, nothing's wrong." "I called mv dad." "I had a quarrel with him yesterday" "I wanted to sav something to him." "You're a good girl after all." "I wouldn't be here if I were a good girl." "But he's a workaholic." "He leaves no time for his family" "Your father is a...?" "He's a weird dad." "When you wanted my money you called me honey all the time" "You got money from me to invest in the real estate." "I gave you the money" "Then I lost a lot, and vou dumped me." "Dickhead!" "It's here." "Hey, old lady, they still have lots of tables here" "Why are you sitting here with me?" "I don't like to sit with strangers." "Welcome." "Want some shaved ice?" "I'm looking for someone." "I wanted to hide, but vou found me after all." "Shut up!" "Where's Tan Yan-fei?" "Tan Yan-fei?" "She's in the ladv's room." "It's none of your business" "Auntie." "This is mv precinct." "Free like a bird." "They have shaved ice." "Let me buy you some" "Madame," "It's police." "Boss," "Ten bowls of rice noodles." "Thank vou." "Who are these people?" "What's the occasion?" "Where's Tan Yan-fei?" "I don't..." "I don't need your help" "Even if vou ask me." "Excuse me, all ten bowls to go." "All ten bowls to go." "It's a fair competition." "You need to work harder." "What did she sav?" "I used to know Taiwan from photos and TV programs." "I can't believe I'm here in Taiwan now." "There are lots of places that I vvant to visit." "I'll visit them all." "Let go!" "I said let go!" "Start the trial." "Be quiet." "Where's Tan Yan-fei?" "We don't have a clue." "Uncle, take a good look at us and vou know we're nothing but a couple of kind-hearted rockers." "We really don't have a clue" "Untie us, please." "Where's Tan Yan-fei?" "You sound like vou suspect that we're their cohorts." "You are their cohorts." "Didn't vou hear me asking for help?" "What was it that vou sav?" "I don't need your help even if you ask me" "What the hell does that mean?" "Break the sentence into two." "Help me?" "Good!" "Now vou get it." "We're friends here." "Set me free." "Yeah, come on." "As the law enforcement officers we can't do this." "Andy Lau uses this" "To avoid getting hurt." "Andy Lau uses this?" "You're merciless, Grandma." "You put that pillow against mv chest and then strike me with a hammer" "It's torture, for Christ's sake!" "Forget it." "Your car is good to go now." "Go on!" "You're sexy." "Come on" "Come on, give me more." "I vvant more." "Get UD!" "What the hell?" "Do you know how to take photos?" "Show me." "What's this?" "Miss Mei, don't hit mv face." "I'm wearing mv glasses." "Miss Mei, please calm down" "Listen, I make a living bv mv face." "Which side?" "Ride side." "Miss Mei," "I'm obedient to mv parents." "What's obedience got to do with this?" "My life was given bv mv parents." "I'm vour mother, for Christ's sake!" "I feed vou and educate vou but none of you ever learn anything it's your fault if I stay unmarried for life" "Miss Mei..." "We'll sell more betel nuts to earn lots of money then vou don't have to find a husband to feed us." "Never mind." "All right, let's do it." "Don't be frustrated." "Come on." "Miss Mei," "I've found it." "Put vour hands up." "Put vour hands up." "Let's dance!" "Shake it to vour left." "Shake it to vour right." "Shake it!" "Shake it!" "Shake it!" "Shake it!" "Boys to the left and girls to the right" "Those without ID cards" "Stay in the middle" "Who are vou?" "Who the hell are vou?" "Put vour hands up." "One more time!" "Shake it with a smile on vour face." "Hello?" "Dad?" "I'm sleeping." "What time is it?" "All right..." "I've got to go." "Bve." "My dad." "It's done." "What?" "Are vou looking for vour dad?" "Mr. Eddie Pan?" "I'm vour big fan!" "You're so handsome!" "I like vour muscles." "Wait a minute." "You sound like..." "I'm from Shanghai." "You're from Shangai?" "Yeah." "I'm from Sichuan." "Reallv?" "My oh mv!" "Have a big pie." "Wovv, vou know that." "Of course!" "You're here to...?" "I'm here for sightseeing." "The first ones here." "Good." "The first ones are lucky" "Yeah." "Listen to me, lots of great foods here." "Reallv?" "Have you had the papaya milk?" "N" "You have to drink papaya milk" "It's good to vour skin." "I will." "Reallv?" "Have vou had Sun Cake?" "No." "It's edible, but there's no sun in it." "Oh, no sun in it?" "That's right." "You can eat a lot but vou need to exercise." "Yeah, exercise." "Like us, we're dancing happily." "Put vour hands up." "Young people should dance more." "I know, and learn from you" "Can vou dance?" "Show me, come on." "Good." "You're unbelievable." "You're dancing without any rhythm" "It's unbelievable." "So put vour efforts in eating then." "I can't talk to vou." "I have work to do." "Okav, vou go ahead." "I'm going." "You go ahead." "I'm going, but vou don't let me go." "I can't leave if vou don't let go." "I'm too excited." "Sorrv." "Shake it a little more." "Good." "Keep shaking." "Stop taking pictures." "Come on, take a shower." "You've sweat so much that vou might catch a cold." "All right." "Go to bed earlier." "I'll take vou out touring tomorrow." "Okav." "(She's here." "Bring me money and take her away)" "No problem." "I think it's here." "Who is it?" "Before we ate the rice noodles that we ordered we were fucked up bv that slut." "You're hungry, aren't vou?" "Let's eat two servings of the pork chop with rice." "Then we'll do our job." "Come on." "Hev!" "Do we have enough money?" "Monev?" "We have nothing but money now" "It's enough for us to order one serving." "Lady first" "Pork chop with rice, here we come!" "Let's end it" "Once and for all." "Leave me alone!" "held!" "Are they tearing down the house?" "Are we too late, bro?" "We're far too late." "Look," "This police officer seems to be..." "The bathtub in Taiwan is huge." "It's a swimming pool." "Come on." "Sin" "What do vou think?" "It's good." "Good." "Come on." "Do in Rome as the Romans do." "You can't be dressed up like this." "Frightening." "Disgusting." "Annoying." "Son of a bitch!" "Sell the soul for money." "Bastard!" "Let's impeach him." "Son of a bitch!" "What are vou looking at?" "I'll stab vour eves blind." "Don't be mad, bro." "I don't think he's ever seen a rocker before." "How do you do?" "The Taiwanese are so polite." "Good evening." "Miss Mei asked me to deal with them." "Did she mean killing him?" "I was too afraid to ask her." "Her French boyfriend Jean Pierre nicked her lots of money lately" "She's in a bad mood." "She'd hit me if I ask her." "Forget it." "Let's deal with them first." "Do vou vvant me to shoot?" "Madame, can I use the phone?" "Watch him for me." "Hello?" "I'm Pong." "Something happened." "I need to talk to the chief." "Pong, are you crazy?" "Kidnapping is a felony" "You're retiring soon and you kidnapped a girl for money" "Come on, set Tan Yan-fei free." "Monev?" "What are vou talking about, Chief?" "I was driving Tan Yan-fei to the airport, but she ran away." "Then I got her back." "But she was kidnapped bv someone else." "They beat everyone up for no reason at all" "Forget it." "Check up a license plate for me." "The number is..." "Pong..." "I've known vou for long." "Let's be frank." "We locked on vour location." "The SWAT unit will be there soon." "You'd better turn yourself in." "You're dead!" "Those two that are laughing are related to the perpetrators." "Pong..." "Come on, stop the nonsense!" "Who do vou think I am?" "An idiot?" "I'm a police officer." "I know what I'm doing." "You're dead!" "What the hell are vou doing?" "What the hell have I done?" "All I vvant to do is have fun." "I didn't do anything." "Let go of me!" "Do you know how it feels" "To be suddenly robbed of happiness?" "My wife gave me this watch" "As a present before she died." "It's old and broken now." "And it can't be fixed." "But wearing it makes me feel the happiness." "What's going on now?" "Why did those people suddenly show up and give me so much trouble?" "What do vou want?" "Can vou tell me?" "You lost vour happiness when vour watch was broken." "What do vou know?" "In mv village where I grew up" "I was talking and laughing with the children in the morning and we were planning our excursion which we very much looked forward to but a typhoon came and ruined everything overnight." "A flood destroyed the houses." "We lost everything." "Young man, happiness is not comparable and neither are pains." "This watch means a lot to me, but nothing to vou." "You're in great pain when vou lost vour happiness?" "What about me?" "Am I not in pain?" "I shouldn't be mad at vou." "I'm sorry" "I WOﬂ!" "t CIV any more." "My tears dried out long ago." "No one else can protect mv village." "That's why I need to figure a way out" "And that's why I need money" "I always repay whatever others give me" "Zhao, it's been years" "Do vou have to remind me of everything?" "Are vou sick or something?" "Tan," "Don't force me to go to extremes." "Where are you, baby?" "Why don't you answer the phone?" "Answer the phone." "Come on." "Sir?" "Sin" "What's wrong with vou, sir?" "Who are you?" "How did you get in?" "Stop teasing us, sir." "Look at vou..." "How did you know that I was teasing you?" "Well, sir..." "I think vou'd better take a hot shower or vou might get sick." "What did vou sav?" "I said that vou might get sick." "You're the one who's sick!" "You're sick!" "I'm not sick." "I'm not sick." "No, I'm not sick." "The red cheongsam looks great." "But" "Auntie, vou look older" "With that dark red lipstick." "Shut up!" "Or I'll tear up vour mouth!" "How do I look?" "Good." "Where is it?" "Your greeting gift." "What else?" "Everything is over there." "Listen, now's the time I need vou most." "On mv signal." "Is it here?" "I guess so." "What do vou mean bv that?" "Excuse me, do vou know this address?" "Well..." "Go straight to the end and tum left." "Come on, have some." "No, thanks." "Ask him to sav it again in Mandarin Chinese." "Do vou speak Mandarin Chinese?" "Have some." "No, thanks." "Get someone that speaks Mandarin Chinese." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Sorrv." "Damn!" "Why are they in such a hurry?" "Forget it." "Have some." "Uncle!" "Yan-fei!" "Are vou all right?" "Are vou here to save me?" "Get out of here before vou kiss." "Come on!" "I'm having a fever and headache." "I told vou not to eat betel nuts, but vou wouldn't listen." "Why did you kick the electric wire?" "Are vou all right?" "Excuse me." "Let us through." "Not again!" "We're not safe here in Taiwan." "It's her." "Who?" "It's her." "Go after them!" "Come on, go after them!" "It feels good to sing on a religious occasion." "Don't be too excited." "Our target will show up any time soon" "When I get the money" "I'll hold a concert in Taipei Arena for vou." "You'll feel ever better then." "Will the clam take off his clothes?" "If vou like," "I'll get myself naked." "Take it off..." "Hev, bro!" "They're running avvav!" "What?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "Let's go after them!" "Hello, everyone, Fm Yu-qing Fei" "Welcome to mv music show." "Let me sing a song from the movie "Around Taiwan We Go"" "Music, please." "In Around Taiwan We Go, the leading actresses are pretty" "There are Tammy Chen, Renee Yuan and Serena Fang." "But the leading actor does look weird." "Excuse me." "Bon app tit!" "Stop!" "Wovv, that clam is huge!" "You look good." "Attention, all units." "628 will be there right away." "Chief," "I don't think Pong would kidnap someone for money" "He must be forced to do so." "What are vou talking about?" "You just graduated from school." "Can vou tell right from wrong?" "Good from bad?" "Can vou see a person's nature?" "Do vou know what love is?" "Will you marry me?" "Got vou!" "Where are vou going?" "Bve!" "Come on, sis!" "They're gone!" "How did you find me?" "Bv instinct." "Get Yan-fei!" "Now!" "Get him!" "This way!" "Come on!" "This WBV!" "That way!" "Are they still coming after us?" "I'm the police chief Ying Zai-tian." "Police?" "I haven't done anything." "Look, Tan Yan-fei is right here." "You saved the hostage." "That's great." "'Ap" "Everyone should be fighting crimes Very good." "You too." "Wait a minute..." "My uncle is still inside." "Let's go help him." "Pong?" "Xiong?" "Go get him!" "What a corrupt police officer he is!" "Corrupt?" "How could it be?" "No, don't go!" "Don't worrv." "Evervthinds all right." "There must be some misunderstanding." "Uncle Pong is a good man, not a bad guy" "Chief, she's too scared." "Yes, she is." "Let's go!" "You..." "Come on!" "What are vou doing?" "Follow me!" "Let me go!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop..." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Freeze!" "Stop!" "Freeze!" "Sin" "Freeze!" "Don't listen to them." "I'm going to save Tan Yan-fei." "Don't make me, sir." "You know me." "I vvant to know whv you're worth so much." "Uncle!" "Let's go!" "I'm police." "Your car..." "Get out of there!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Where are they?" "Where are they?" "Where are they?" "Don't die, Uncle." "Where should we go now?" "What do we do?" "Xuan," "I'm sorry" "What the hell is going on?" "Can someone help me?" "Help!" "Somebody help!" "Help mv uncle!" "held!" "Xuan!" "Xuan!" "Uncle, whv aren't vou in bed?" "Do vou feel better now?" "I'm all right." "The old lady said" "She was a nurse when she was young" "That's why she knows how to give a first aid" "She said," "All she wants is lead a peaceful life and doing the farming in the countryside with her husband" "Hard to imagine that vou know this simple happiness." "By the way, is Xuan your daughter?" "She's about vour age." "Now I remember." "I've seen her before." "She looks like a model." "A verv beautiful girl." "And she's kind-hearted too." "Do vou remember?" "When I cried mv eves out in the police station she handed me some tissues." "She looked like a model." "Can't believe she has an ugly dad like me" "What?" "She wanted to be a model when she was little." "I didn't sav no, but I've been afraid that she might be cheated or taken advantage of." "I'd like to live here." "Actually I planned with my wife that after I retire we buy a house in Eluanbi to run a BB" "Then the three of us can live happily ever after." "Then mv wife got sick." "I was busy doing a police officer's duty" "One day she called me and said she wasn't feeling well" "I ignored her." "When I got off work and went home," "It was too late." "Xuan never forgives me." "It looks like we're taking care of each other." "But I think Xuan has been doing more." "I know what Xuan feels because I onlv have mv dad too." "My mom died when I was born." "You two are verv much alike." "Give her a call." "I don't think so." "It's through." "Hello?" "Hello?" "What are vou doing?" "My boyfriend dumped me." "It's all right." "Come back home." "Come back." "I've done the laundry for you" "Dad?" "Does love last forever?" "Yes." "Remember the song I used to sing to vour mother?" "If you're in love with him," "You have to let him know." "Remember that?" "All right," "Talking over cell phones is expensive." "Yeah, I'll go home when mv job is done." "Dad?" "What?" "I bought vou a watch." "All right, I told vou it's expensive." "Bve." "Bve." "Are vou feeling better, Officer Pong?" "It's vou." "Don't forget" "Our deal." "With so much money" "We can do lots of things." "We can make many dreams come true" "Hello?" "(Massage Parlor)" "Officer Pong?" "To see is to believe." "How do you do?" "Mav I know vour name?" "My surname is Zhao." "Name," "Onlv one character "Ba"" "Ah!" "Easv." "Zhao Ba-ah?" "It's more than one character." "It's Zhao Ba." "Are vou here to tell vour fortunes?" "I'm here to have a massage." "We're talking about business." "Please don't interrupt." "SGVG VOUI GHGIQV." "Officer Pong," "What did vou sav?" "I said we're talking about business and don't vvant him to interrupt." "And I told him to press harder." "Good." "Press harder." "I like it." "Officer Pong," "I heard vou have a daughter too." "How old is she?" "Is she in Taiwan?" "Mr. Zhao," "We don't talk about private lives today" "Onlv business." "I vvant to know if our deal still counts." "I, Zhao Ba, always keep mv promises." "I always keep mv promises." "Come on." "Officer Pong, I bring you the money but when is she coming here?" "You really know how to enjoy yourself!" "I'm having a body massage with Grandpa and Grandma." "See vou later." "Bve." "Sir?" "What are vou doing?" "You're not helping me?" "Come on, let's go, sir!" "Freeze!" "Stop!" "Freeze!" "Hello, everyone" "I'm the model police officer Chief Ying Zai-tian." "Mr. Ma Hao provided us with important clues to help us crack this case." "So we're awarding him the title of a model citizen" "Thank vou." "And a prize of three million NT dollars to show our gratitude for his contribution." "He's indeed a wonderful young man" "So everyone should be fighting crimes" "You and I together." "Let's go for it." "Fortunately there's no one hurt." "What are you planning to do with this money?" "Pong, I knew vou wouldn't be corrupt." "You're the best in Eluanbi." "Did I trust vou?" "Did I trust vou?" "Yan-fei." "So vou wanted to kidnap me too, didn't vou?" "Don't be mad." "Are vou mad at me?" "Excuse me, Miss Tan." "We've arranged everything." "Your father will meet vou tomorrow at Taipei songshan Airport." "Thank vou." "You're welcome." "Still want to have fun, young lady?" "No, I vvant to go home." "Leave it to next time." "I'll escort vou back to Taipei later." "Okav." "Uncle," "Are we in Taipei now?" "Yes, we're in Taipei." "That shining steeple... is Taipei 101." "So that's Taipei 101!" "To its right is the Grand Hotel." "Grand Hotel?" "But it's not grand like a palace." "Grand Hotel is its name." "Listen, you visit Taiwan again by the end of this year." "I'll take vou to see the fireworks of Taipei 101." "Reallv?" "And live in the Grand Hotel." "Yeah, vour treat." "Okav," "I'll pay for it with my pension" "It's deal." "You have to keep vour promise." "All right." "It's Xuan." "Answer it." "Come on." "Maybe she saw me on TV" "Oh, stop it!" "Come on, answer it." "I want to know what she says" "Let's pull over." "Hurrv up!" "All right." "Hello?" "Xuan?" "What's wrong?" "Uncle, what's wrong?" "Did vou have a quarrel with Xuan again?" "Xuan." "Zhao Ba kidnapped Xuan." "Will he come?" "Yes, he will." "He will, won't he?" "Dad, I'm here." "Xuan, are vou all right?" "Officer Pong, where's Yan-fei?" "What has Tan Zheng-min done to vou to make vou go to extremes like this?" "No, he hasn't done anything." "I..." "In fact, I have to thank him." "And I have to thank vou too." "I don't buv it!" "I don't think there's anything in that bald head of yours!" "Whv don't vou go to her father?" "There might be something wrong with mv head." "There are some things that vou don't understand." "And I don't vvant to understand them." "All I know is vou have mv daughter." "And it's between vou and me, no one else involved." "Xuan, run!" "He didn't do it, Dad." "She's not tied up." "She's fine." "There must be some understanding." "Listen to me..." "If vou don't listen to me, let Xuan explain it to vou." "She's vour daughter." "Come on, talk to vour father." "Dad, he didn't do it." "Stupid cop!" "How dare you fuck us!" "The prize money is ours!" "Uncle, help me!" "Didn't I ask vou to go to Ma Hao?" "What are vou..." "I'm worried about vou." "Shut up!" "I_liv, go!" "Help me, Uncle!" "Uncle!" "Don't do anything stupid, Zhao!" "Xuan, wait for me" "Come on!" "Uncle, help me!" "Uncle!" "Come on!" "Uncle!" "Shut up!" "Uncle!" "Uncle!" "Uncle!" "Stop!" "Freeze!" "Let go!" "I said let go!" "No wav!" "Boss," "The horse is gone." "It'll be right back." "Don't worrv." "We have to help the young man" "Understand?" "Let Yan-fei go." "I'll give you the prize money" "Disgusting!" "You reallv think you're the prince charming?" "Ma Hao!" "Yan-fei, I figured it out." "Those alive are more important." "I don't want to lose anyone that I care about." "Anyone" "I know who vou are." "It was you who got the prize money from the police." "Who do vou think vou are?" "Come to her rescue on horseback?" "That's funny!" "Let's go!" "Ma Hao!" "Yan-fei!" "It hurts!" "Does it hurt?" "Then stop giving me troubles." "Don't kill mv brother!" "Stop!" "Uncle!" "Let's go!" "Tan Yan-fei!" "What are vou doing?" "Run!" "Go on and run!" "I don't want the money" "All I vvant is kill vou." "Father." "Yan-fei!" "Yan-fei..." "I am..." "Your father." "Hey, wake up!" "Hev!" "Excuse me, which one of vou is Yan-fei?" "'Ap" "Yan-fei," "Please forgive me to interrupt vour peaceful life." "18 years ago" "I was sick in mv hometown." "Your mother died when giving birth to vou." "Tan Zheng-min was like a blood brother to me." "So I entrusted vou to him." "I wanted to find a chance to reunite with vou but unfortunately..." "God played another joke on me" "I was diagnosed with" "The Alzheimer Disease." "I couldn't bear it, when I reminded myself that I would forget you some day" "I contacted Tan Zheng-min and told him that I wanted vou back." "He said it was going to kill him." "I thought it was mv right to reunite with mv daughter but I'm sorry that I did it wrong" "I made everything so complicated." "In mv despair..." "I asked Officer Ponds daughter" "For help." "I don't blame Tan Zheng-min for hiding the truth from vou." "I know how he feels because if I were him" "I wouldn't let my baby go too" "Babv," "I reallv miss vou verv much." "Uncle!" "Are vou done with..." "Your two dads?" "Yeah." "They're having a chat to make up for lost time." "Which side do vou choose?" "Well, I..." "The school is starting soon." "I asked them not to worrv." "Wherever I go..." "I'll always be their daughter" "Ask me the time." "Come on, ask me." "I don't wanna ask vou." "Come on!" "All right." "What time is it?" "It's..." "What a nice watch!" "Uncle," "Thank vou for everything." "You're welcome." "Thank vou." "I vvant to hug too." "Mr. Tan." "Thank vou verv much." "You're welcome." "Are vou feeling better, Mr. Zhao?" "God has been reallv kind to me." "Of course." "Is he vour father too?" "He already is" "Old Tan, I think she should change her surname to Zhao." "Tan is good." "Ma Hao, whv aren't vou here to see Yan-fei off?" "I'm kidnapped." "Come and help me!"