"CLIF:" "All right." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" " All right, I'm Clif Prowse." " And I'm Derek Lee, and tomorrow we're going on a year-long trip around the world!" "(ALL CHEERING)" "This is the trip that I've been waiting to do my entire life." "Clif and I, six continents, over 30 countries." "We're gonna see the Eiffel Tower, the pyramids, the Great Wall." "It's gonna be epic." "My parents stalled me traveling when I was really, really young, and up until the day that I graduated," "I pretty much spent every spare moment on the road." "And then, I don't know," "I got what I thought was a great opportunity in I.T." "Next thing I know, five years have gone by with me sitting behind a desk, and I'm thinking to myself," ""What the hell did I just do with my life?"" "DEREK:" "Hey, buddy." "Are you okay?" "(TOILET FLUSHES)" "CLIF:" "Hello." "My name is Clif Prowse." "I am a filmmaker and documentarian." "I have known the aforementioned Derek Lee since we were both, uh, pimple-faced teenagers, and I basically forced him to be in every single one of my movies." "Am I nervous?" "Hell, yes." "Okay?" "I don't like planes." "I don't like heights." "I don't like the Ebola virus." "I don't even like spicy food." "But this is gonna make for some spectacular footage." "We are going to film the entire thing." "We are going to post it online as the world's greatest video travel blog ever." "We're calling it "Ends of the Earth."" "And we wanted this to be as interactive as possible." "So you guys post suggestions, anything you want us to do." "The craziest shit." "I don't care." "You want us to go eat live crickets in Cambodia, we will do that." "Derek will do that, and I will film him doing that." " MAN:" "Whoa!" " Everybody." "Everybody." "This is a very important Chinese tradition." "Jade is to ward off evil spirits." "It can never be bought for yourself." "It must be given by another." "So, Clif... (ALL LAUGHING AND WHOOPING)" "Going away for an entire year," "I am going to need someone to watch my back." "I need someone who has seen me puke my brains out." "I need someone who's seen me at my absolute worst." "I need someone who would take a bullet for me." "That's Clif." "I am so envious that you guys are about to take off on this awesome trip around the world." "Most of us experiment in college." "You guys take until now, but we're thrilled." "We're thrilled you guys are finally taking this leap." "To Clif and Derek." "(ALL CHEERING)" "I think that Derek's decision to go on this trip is courageous, but there are some people who think it's a mistake." " Hey, man, how's it going?" " DEREK:" "Good." "Uh, we're leaving, uh, soon." "Very soon." "What does, uh..." "What does Mom think?" "You talk to her?" " Yeah, I..." " She's starting to get a bit concerned because if something goes wrong on the road, it's really hard to..." "Look, if anything does happen, there's only really, like, a 4 percent chance of any..." "A 4 percent chance in some shit-box town on a long-distance bus is a hell of a lot different than falling on the floor in your kitchen, where your roommates will pick you up, call the hospital and say, "He's somebody who has AVM."" "DEREK:" "A few months ago, I started getting really bad headaches." "Um, I went to the doctors." "They took an MRI." "And they told me I have something called an arteriovenous malformation," "Or AVM, which is basically like a tangle of screwed-up blood vessels in my brain which if it ruptures, can cripple or kill me." "REDEKOP:" "Look, Derek, I'm not gonna tell you not to go on your trip, but if you develop severe headaches, weakness in your limbs, loss of the ability to write, it could be a sign that your AVM has ruptured," "and it's really important that you seek medical attention right away." "DEREK:" "I have to go, dude, so it's, uh..." "She's not gonna understand, and she's never gonna understand." "And she's my mom, so she's not supposed to." " I get that." "That's cool." " Whatever, dude." "I don't think you have to..." "Yeah." "Whatever." "Okay." "CLIF:" "Given everything he's dealing with," "I think it's pretty incredible that Derek is going on this trip." "Um, he is a normal guy who got dealt a shitty hand, and in spite of that, he's not letting it stop him from doing the things that he loves." "I'm going on this trip because I wanna be there for Derek, and I'm documenting it because I want to share his story with everyone back home." "DEREK:" "I don't know how much time I have, and I don't wanna regret anything." "I don't wanna look back on my life and wish I had done something bigger or better." "I just wanna travel." "And if I'm gonna see the world," "I kind of have to go right now." "DEREK:" "Okay, here we go." "Clif has entrusted me with the B cam here to get some establishing shots." "That's really lame, so instead, you guys get to see what crazy looks like." " Hello." " Hello, people." " DEREK:" "My God." " Come." "Come see my studio." "DEREK:" "What are you doing with all this gear?" " Are you ins...?" "Oh, man." " This is where the magic begins that is "Ends of the Earth..." That will be "Ends of the Earth."" "DEREK:" "That's a lot of gear, dude." "What exactly is this?" "CLIF:" "That is a strap-on." " DEREK:" "A what?" "Ha, ha." " Strap-on." "Basically, I put that on, this thing clicks in, I can put the camera right here, which means I can shoot multicameras at the same time." "One man, multicamera shoot." "Up to three cameras, in fact." " It is, in fact, amazing." " DEREK:" "Ha-ha-ha." "Um..." "This is gonna be awesome, by the way." " What up?" " All right, we are here in beautiful Barcelona, Spain, in front of the Christopher Columbus statue, about to start our year-long trip around the world." "Derek, can you explain to us, why are we starting here?" "You mean other than that?" "Easy." "Rock stars." "CLIF:" "Edo Van Breemen and Zach Gray are two friends of ours who are here on tour with their band, Unalaska." "We're gonna hang out with them here in Barcelona before joining them in Paris for their final show." "CLIF:" "Oh, there he is." " How's it going?" " EDO:" "Voyeurism, monsieur." " I can't believe I'm seeing you here." " Hey." "Has he been doing this for however long you guys have been here?" "ZACH:" "Did you guys check in or not?" "CLIF:" "Yeah." "No, this is the camera gear." "Heh." "You're kidding." "Ha-ha-ha." " CLIF:" "Okay." "Guys." " Oh, no." "CLIF:" "We're here." "Check it out." " EDO:" "The GoCar." " CLIF:" "The GoCar." "So I have to say, we're already having a hard enough time because we're naturally less cool than all Europeans, and now this." "EDO:" "It'll provide for some bonding time" " between the two of you, I suppose?" " Yes." " CLIF:" "Everyone..." " Wait." "Why am I in this thing?" "CLIF:" "Why are you guys not excited?" " It's cool." " CLIF:" "What the hell...?" "You're gonna pick up a lot of girls today riding this thing around town, especially at the beach." "Fine." "No one else gets it, but I get it." "And we're gonna have a damn good time today." "I don't really care what these guys say." "All right." "B camera right here." "Two cameras, baby." "Two cameras." "ZACH:" "This is the best city in the world." "The only two factors that determine how good a time you have in a new city are the weather and the people." "And I don't think we could ask for much more." "We've had an amazing two days." "The footage is phenomenal." "Probably the coolest thing is just seeing Derek looking so happy for the first time in a really long time." "A weight has been lifted off his shoulders, and I can't wait for the next couple of days, because things are gonna get even crazier." "(LAUGHING)" "Whoo!" "Holy shit." "Holy shit!" "It was way more scary than I thought it was gonna be." "Oh, my God." "Group hug." "Group hug." "Oh, I love this." "Feel the love." "CLIF:" "Okay, Derek." "If we can find you a suitably drunk French girl with low enough standards, do you think you can take her home?" "Let's take a quick poll." "I think that he's gonna succeed in, uh..." "In getting her where he wants to get her, but I think that she's gonna have a horrible time." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "With that Canadian vibe, he's not going anywhere tonight." "Actually, with you guys at my wing, I'm pretty much screwed." "CLIF:" "I'll be impressed if he just talks to a girl tonight." "ZACH:" "Clif will be filming." "That'll add a certain amount of pressure." " CLIF:" "We have to get this on film." " EDO:" "No, I'm on your side." " CLIF:" "This is important." " Can we not...?" "Let's not encourage this, okay?" "You gotta..." "You gotta not be filming the whole night." "Actually, I have something for you." "It's condoms." "I think this is the lucky one." "Actually, I'll give you all of them." "They're all lucky ones." "Oh, this is very optimistic of you." "Ha-ha-ha." "They're French condoms, so they're probably the best in the world." "(EDO SPEAKS IN FRENCH)" "(IN ENGLISH) We're Unalaska." "We're gonna play some songs for you." "(ALL CHEERING)" "(SINGING) I'm the brother That you never meet" "I'm an anchor When you swim in the sea" "Oh, a life sentence Like a battery beast" "And I only see the light When you smile with teeth" "CLIF:" "No luck?" "No luck?" "Have you been telling them obnoxious travel stories?" " Yep." " CLIF:" "You need to lead with" ""I have a brain aneurysm."" "Okay, that might be a little bit too close to home." "Dude, there are tons of cute girls in there." "We are gonna go find you one right now." "Too hot for Derek?" "Possibly." "I don't know." "Derek, I got one!" "Derek!" "Aw." "Hell has frozen over." "Derek Lee has found a lady." "CLIF:" "Hi." "Hi." "I'm..." "I'm Clif." "Buddy, hey, back off with the..." "Buddy." "(SINGING) I'm the skeleton in your body" "You will never get a glimpse of me" "CLIF:" "Attaboy, Derek." "I knew you could do it." "And now I'm filming my friend making out." "Good stuff." "DEREK:" "So I'm supposed to act natural while you're..." "EDO:" "Act natural." "Just talk to Clif." "We are leaving, so..." " EDO:" "Oh, yeah, okay." " If you wanna come party with us," " call this, my number." " CLIF:" "Holy rock star moment." "We're trying to figure out what we're doing with our hotel tonight because our friend went back there with a girl, so..." "Okay, that's fine." "So you don't sleep and, like, party all night." "I have to say congratulations for him doing it with a girl because I always congratulate my friends for that." " EDO:" "We don't know..." " It's hard to do." "We don't know if he's actually doing it." " CLIF:" "There's one way to confirm." " We could find out." "CLIF:" "There's only one way to..." "Exactly." "What you're suggesting is the, uh..." "The Turkish cock block." "CLIF:" "I believe that that is what it's called." "I think we should elaborate on that point." "The Turkish cock block is not in the spirit of friendship." "But it is something that friends do." " CLIF:" "And it is hilarious." " It's hilarious." "CLIF:" "I think we really need to do it." "Edo, confirmation?" "(IN FRENCH ACCENT) Operation Cock Block is a go." "(CLIF LAUGHS)" "(GUYS LAUGHING)" "This is..." "This is hands down the shittiest thing" "I've ever done to a friend, but we're gonna do it, because it's in the spirit of Paris." " CLIF:" "In the spirit of Paris." "I like that." " Yeah." "CLIF:" "Can I just say, because we're filming this, that I am against this completely because it's mean?" "Yeah, well, you can go sleep in the lobby." " We're not." " CLIF:" "I'm independent." "One, two, three." "ALL:" "Cock block!" "(EDO SPEAKS IN FRENCH)" " CLIF (IN ENGLISH):" "Holy shit." " EDO:" "Derek?" " CLIF:" "Fuck me." " EDO:" "Derek?" " EDO:" "Derek, Derek." " ZACH:" "Hey, man." "CLIF:" "Derek?" "Derek?" " EDO:" "Dude...?" " CLIF:" "Call an ambulance." " Call an ambulance!" " EDO:" "What happened here?" "CLIP:" "Call an ambulance!" "Derek, wake up." "Wake up!" " Derek, are you okay?" " EDO:" "You're bleeding, man." "CLIF:" "Shit, it's on his head." "(GROANS)" "CLIF:" "What the hell happened, man?" "What did Audrey do to you?" "I don't know." "I don't remember." "CLIF:" "Is she running around the city naked right now?" "I mean, she left all her clothes." "Look, I just said I don't remember, man." "Like, she comes in, she..." "She hits me in the head, everything goes hazy, and the next thing I know, you guys are rushing in, so..." "CLIF:" "We shouldn't be taking you to the hospital, right, like, given your condition?" "No, I don't think so." " CLIF:" "You're sure?" " Yes, I am sure." "Like, look, this looks way worse than it is, all right?" "I just wanna keep going." "CLIF:" "Are you groggy?" "Are you okay?" " DEREK:" "I'm okay." " CLIF:" "All right." " We gotta go." " This is it." " All right." " See you." "Take care, dude." " Take care of this guy." " CLIF:" "Yeah." " See you, man." " Take care of your wife." "All right, bye." "CLIF:" "Okay." "I guess that'll be your place." "Heh." "(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)" "CLIF:" "What the hell, man?" "You're still asleep?" "CLIF:" "Get up." "Come on, man." "Get up." "This is ridiculous." "You've been asleep forever." "Come on, seriously, man." "Come on." "Come on, come on, come on." " How long have I been out?" " DEREK:" "A while." "Way too long." " Come on." "Come on, come on." " Okay." "Okay." "CLIF:" "Let's go." "Contacts, clothing." "Emerging into the outer world where you can interact with other humans beings." "Why are you...?" "Why are you so...?" "Why are you so annoying?" "CLIF:" "Because we're supposed to be on this trip together." " What the hell?" " Yes." "I am here." "(STOMACH GROWLS)" " Guess I'm hungry." "Sorry." " CLIF:" "Yes." "Well, I know exactly the place we can go." "Good." "DEREK:" "Yeah." "Two, please." "CLIF:" "This place is amazing, man." "Look at this place." "Little sleepy boy here has been sleeping the days away and missing this Mediterranean paradise." "Seriously, look at that." "I'm starving." "What are you having?" "Um, pesto." "All right, look at that." "Oh, jeez." "Thank you." " Looks amazing." " CLIF:" "Look at that." "This food looks so good, man." "This..." "Aw." "Heh." "I am... (STOMACH GROWLS)" "Are you even listening to me right now?" "Oh, Jesus Chri..." "Derek." "(CROWD GASPING)" "CLIF:" "Derek." "What the hell?" "Derek, wait." "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "CLIF:" "Hey." "Hey, man, how are you feeling?" "Better." "CLIF:" "Look, I just think that with everything that's been going on with you, that we should go talk to somebody about this." "Clif, I'm not going to the hospital." "Okay, it's probably just food poisoning, so..." "CLIF:" "What are you talking about?" "What are you doing, man?" "You got hit in the head." "This isn't something to fuck around with, man." "DEREK:" "Clif." "If I go, okay, and they find something, they might not let me leave, okay?" "And I don't wanna spend another second in a hospital." "I feel fine." "So, like, we're not stopping the trip." "DEREK:" "Are we doing this or not?" "CLIF:" "Yes, I'm rolling, okay?" " Go." " Okay, uh..." "Clif has arranged a tour with a local vintner named Bartolo here at his..." "At his, uh, cantina." "It's Cheo Wines." "Let's go." " Hello." " Oh, good morning." " Hi." "I'm Derek." " Oh, nice to meet you." " My name is Bartolo." " Bartolo." "This is our cellar." "We have the largest cellar in town." " CLIF:" "Really?" " This doesn't mean so much, because in Vernazza the cellars are very tiny." "Everybody has his own cellar." "CLIF:" "So how do you feel about, um, showing us the vineyard, the vines, the...?" "Going up on the mountain?" "BARTOLO:" "Okay, is not so far." "Is very easy." "CLIF:" "You missed this cute pig." "What are you...?" "BARTOLO:" "This is Judita, my pig." "Judita." "CLIF:" "He's very cute." "BARTOLO:" "In this area, the main production is white grapes." "There is a little bit crazy because this environment, to me..." "DEREK:" "Clif." "We gotta go down." " We gotta go down the mountain now." " CLIF:" "Shit." "Clif!" "I have to go down" " the mountain now." " CLIF:" "What's wrong with your skin?" " BARTOLO:" "Go in casa." " CLIF:" "Just go." "Derek, just go." "Go!" "Go!" "Shit." "Derek!" "What do...?" "What do you need?" "What do you need?" "(DEREK WHIMPERING)" " DEREK:" "Water!" "Water!" " CLIF:" "Okay, okay, okay." "What the hell is going on?" "Here it is!" "Here it is!" "(DEREK SHOUTING)" "(WATER SIZZLING)" "CLIF:" "Are you okay?" " DEREK:" "Aah!" " CLIF:" "Are you okay?" "(DEREK GASPING)" " CLIF:" "What...?" " I don't know." "I don't know." "CLIF:" "Jesus." "(GROANS)" "Look." "What the fuck is wrong with me?" "CLIF:" "Jesus." "I need your guys' help." "Because seeing what I saw at the vineyard today, with Derek and his skin, I don't think I've ever seen anyone in as much pain as I saw Derek today." "And, you know," "I know we talked about doing this thing for a year, but, like..." "I need to convince him to come home, and he's not gonna listen to me." "He's only gonna lis... (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)" "I'm..." "I'm really sorry, but I'm worried about you." "You're..." "You're sick." "And I don't think you're being honest with me or with yourself about this, okay?" "You're really sick." "Like..." "What happened at the vineyard was..." "And you're still not eating." "And..." "I..." "I'm your friend, and I feel responsible for you." "And I can't in good conscience just let you stay here and hurt yourself." "We have to go home, okay?" "It's the right..." " Agh!" " Jesus Christ." "Fuck." "Fuck." "Are you okay?" " Yeah, I'm good." "I'm good." " CLIF:" "You just broke the wall." "DEREK:" "What is this wall made out of?" "It's like..." "It just disintegrated." "CLIF:" "It's made out of rocks, man." "Are you...?" "Did you...?" "Did it hit you?" "Are you okay?" "CLIF:" "Yeah, I'm okay, but you just broke a rock wall." "Like, look at..." "Look at this." "It's, like, crumbly and dry and old and shitty." " CLIF:" "Wait, wait." " DEREK:" "And I need to go" " to anger-management classes." " CLIF:" "Try this one." "DEREK:" "What do you mean, "try this one"?" "CLIF:" "I want you to break this like you did the last one." "(CLIF GASPS)" "CLIF:" "That is awesome." "CLIF:" "All right, I'm rolling." "(PANTING)" "CLIF:" "Just do it, man." "Just do it." "Come on, man." "You can do it." "(GRUNTS)" "CLIF:" "Holy shit." "Oh, my God." "(CLIF CHUCKLING)" "You just..." "Are you okay?" " I will be." " Oh, my..." "Oh, shit." " CLIF:" "All right, I'm rolling." " Uh, strength test." " One, two..." " CLIF:" "Go at three." "Three." "(CAR ALARM WAILING)" " Go, go, go." " CLIF:" "Oh, shit." "CLIF:" "Holy crap." "Holy cow." "What is it like to be a superhero?" "Oh, my God." "Let's go, like, fight some bad guys." "Heh." "I don't know if you guys saw that or not back home, but that was absolutely unbelievable." "I hope I got it on tape." "I think I just broke the sound barrier." "CLIF:" "What's it like?" "You just..." "You just lifted a car." "Come on." "I don't know." "I don't know what's going on." "(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE ROARING)" "CLIF:" "All right." "Are you ready?" " Just go." " CLIF:" "All right, here we go." "CLIF:" "Okay." "I'm at 20." "CLIF:" "I'm at 40." "CLIF:" "I am at 60 kilometers an hour!" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "CLIF:" "Whoa!" "Holy shit!" "CLIF:" "You were going 60K, which is like 4O miles an hour." " How do you explain that?" " DEREK:" "I don't know." "CLIF:" "Is there any way this could be related to your AVM?" "(SIGHS)" " CLIF:" "Derek, are you okay?" " DEREK:" "Oh, my contact." "Fuck." " CLIF:" "What is it?" " I don't know, man." "Can you just...?" "Can you just turn that off?" " Just turn off the camera." " CLIF:" "What?" "Our, just..." "Clif..." "Look, I don't wanna be a dick, but turn off your camera." "There's something wrong with my..." "Ugh." "CLIF:" "Are you okay?" "(GROANING)" "CLIF:" "What the fuck?" "Fuck." "What are you doing?" "Dude..." "Dude, don't." " Stop pulling." " Clif..." "Clif..." " CLIF:" "Derek." " DEREK:" "Did I just pull out my eye?" " CLIF:" "What the...?" " Did I just pull out my eye?" "CLIF:" "Oh, my God, your eye." " Oh, Jesus Christ." " What are you...?" "CLIF:" "I don't know." "I don't know." "I just saw it for a second." "I mean..." " DEREK:" "Oh, the other one." " CLIF:" "Derek." "Oh, my God, are you okay?" "Holy shit." "CLIF:" "Jesus Christ." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "(RETCHING)" "CLIF:" "Shit." "He's ignoring my mom's e-mails." "He's ignoring my e-mails." " What do I do?" " You're the only person..." "If he's not listening to anybody, what the hell am I supposed to do?" "Yeah, but you're the only guy who's physically able at this point to do anything about this." "You know how it is." "He's freaked out." "He does not know what's going on." "You need to be the one who gets him to somebody who can take a good look at him and understand what this is all about." "Because I certainly can't do it from here." "I'm just worried if we don't get him somewhere soon, um, it's gonna be beyond the point where I can do anything about it." "CLIF:" "Derek?" "Look, man, I..." "We need to talk." "Derek?" " Aah!" " CLIF:" "Jesus!" " What the hell?" "That's not funny." " Ha-ha-ha." " DEREK:" "Yes, it was." " CLIF:" "You need to go to a hospital." " DEREK:" "No." " CLIF:" "What do you mean, no?" "DEREK:" "I mean no." "I feel fine." "CLIF:" "You are not fine." "You are clearly not fine." "DEREK:" "What do you need me to do?" "You want me to prove it?" " Are you rolling?" " CLIF:" "I hit the record button." " Okay." " What the hell are we doing here?" "DEREK:" "Okay, I'm super strong." "Right?" "And super fast." " Jump test number one." " CLIF:" "What are you talking about?" "(DEREK GRUNTS)" "CLIF:" "Holy shit." "(DEREK CHUCKLING)" " CLIF:" "Derek, please just come down." " Whoo!" "I told you I was okay." "CLIF:" "That's great, but you're being ridiculous, okay?" "Can you just please come down from there?" "You're such a baby." "(GRUNTS)" " Okay, look, I'm fine, all right?" " CLIF:" "You're not fine, okay?" " Let's just go home." " No, we're not going home." "We're not going anywhere." "We're staying right here." "Let's test." "Come on, let's test." " CLIF:" "Shit." " Ugh." "CLIF:" "Derek, what are you doing?" "Derek, you're freaking me out right now." "Just stop." "Okay?" "Come down from there." "DEREK:" "Okay, Clif, here it is." "If I make this next jump, that proves that I am not sick." "CLIF:" "What?" "No, this isn't gonna prove anything." " DEREK:" "Aah!" " CLIF:" "Oh..." "Oh, my God." "Derek?" "Proved it." "Okay?" "(STOMACH GROWLS)" " Ugh." " CLIF:" "Oh, shit." "Are you okay?" "(GROANS)" "Okay." "Okay." "Hospital." "Okay, we're here in downtown La Spezia." "It's about 20 minutes from Vernazza." "It's the closest place with a hospital." "Derek, you okay?" "Okay, well, maybe the doctors can finally figure out what the hell's going on." "Oh, shit!" "(CAR HORN HONKS THEN TIRES SCREECH)" "CLIF:" "Jesus." "(MAN SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)" "CLIF:" "Whoa!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "DEREK:" "Don't touch my..." "CLIF:" "Holy shit." "(MAN CONTINUES SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)" "CLIF:" "Oh, my God." "Derek, what the...?" "(DEREK GRUNTS)" "CLIF:" "Oh, shit." "Holy shit." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Okay, he's still breathing." "He's still breathing." "Let's get out of here." "I don't know what I was thinking." "I just, uh..." "I uploaded the footage, um, and Mike posted this." "CLIF:" "Shit." "(KNOCKS ON DOOR)" "CLIF:" "Derek?" "Derek, I need you to explain to me exactly what happened on the way to the hospital." "Did you lick blood off your hand?" "Oh, my God." "Okay, so, um..." "What are we saying about this?" "Look, I won't post it, but if this is what we think it is, then we have to document it." "Right?" "It says here that, uh, you should have the ability to turn into mist, sometimes maybe even a bat, you have command over certain vermin, such as rats and wolves, and you are unable to enter into someone's homestead" "unless specifically invited, which is..." " That's a weird one." " It's fucking useless." "Heh." "CLIF:" "I'm just trying to harness the power of the Internet to help you with your vampire problem." "How do you think this happened?" "Oh, my God." "CLIF:" "Audrey." "It's gotta be, right?" "CLIF:" "What are we gonna tell people about this?" "I don't know." "CLIF:" "I mean, we're going to have to tell them something, right?" "Clif..." "Blood." "Where are we gonna get the blood?" "DEREK:" "Cow's blood?" "CLIF:" "Yeah, I just..." "I went to the butcher." "Okay." "CLIF:" "Shit." "(DEREK RETCHING)" "(DEREK COUGHING)" "CLIF:" "Fuck." "That smelled awful." "CLIF:" "Um..." "I think it might need to be fresh." " CLIF:" "What did you get?" " Some sausage, I think." "CLIF:" "You know we're going to hell, right?" " Like, this is disgusting." " Oh, my God." " You eat meat, right?" " CLIF:" "What?" "Yeah, I eat meat." "Do you have a pet cow?" "People don't sleep with cows in their beds and name them and..." "These dogs are owned by people." "These are like members of their family." "So... (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)" "CLIF:" "Are you serious?" "That's the cutest dog I've ever seen in my life." " That's the one you want?" " Fuck off." "CLIF:" "There's no feral dogs around here." "They all have owners." "CLIF:" "Oh, my God, I can't believe we're doing this." " Derek, just..." " Shh." "Quiet." "CLIF:" "Promise me you'll make it as quick" " and painless as possible, okay?" " DEREK:" "Shut up." "(SQUEALING)" "DEREK:" "No, no, no." "(PIG CONTINUES SQUEALING)" "CLIF:" "Christ." "Derek." "Oh, my God, oh, my God." "(PIG SQUEALING)" "(DEREK GRUNTS THEN PIG STOPS SQUEALING)" "(DEREK GRUNTING)" "(RETCHES)" "(COUGHING)" "CLIF:" "Dude, shit." "Clif is, um..." "Clif isn't dealing well with what just happened." "It has to be human blood." "We've been through everything else." "So, uh, yeah, we're gonna have to do something very, very stupid." "Okay." "We're here outside the hospital in La Spezia." "Derek has gone inside the blood bank to see if he can bribe an orderly or something." "(CRASHING)" "(ALARM RINGING)" " CLIF:" "Did you get it?" " DEREK:" "No, no, no, just run!" "Just run!" "CLIF:" "What the hell happened?" "DEREK:" "I didn't get it, okay?" "Jesus, I had to show them my ID, Clif." "They know who I am." "(DEREK GROANS)" "(DEREK COUGHS)" "What are we gonna do?" "DEREK:" "Wait." "Listen." "Listen." " CLIF:" "Listen for what?" " DEREK:" "Okay." "(SIREN WAILING)" " CLIF:" "What are you doing?" " DEREK:" "Oh, yes." "Yes." "(HORN HONKING)" "DEREK:" "Unh." "EMT:" "Hey!" "(EMT SCREAMS)" "DEREK:" "Get in the ambulance, Clif." "We gotta get out of here." " CLIF:" "What are we doing here?" " DEREK:" "Oh, shit." "(SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)" "DEREK:" "Um..." "CLIF:" "Worst idea ever, Derek." "DEREK:" "Blood." "I need blood." "Do you have any blood?" "I need blood!" "Do you have any blood?" "CLIF:" "She does not speak English, Derek." "DEREK:" "Clif, it's not working." "Help me." " Clif." "Clif, help me." " CLIF:" "You're talking in English, idiot." "You're talking in English." "(DEREK SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)" " DEREK:" "Goddamn it!" " CLIF:" "What are we gonna do?" "I don't even know how to drive this thing." " I don't know how to drive stick, man." " DEREK:" "Just keep driving." "CLIF:" "Where are we going?" "(SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)" "CLIF:" "Derek." "Derek, what are you doing?" "(DEREK GROWLING)" " CLIF:" "Derek, stop!" " EMT:" "Aah!" "(THUDDING)" "(EMT SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)" "CLIF:" "Just go." "DEREK:" "Clif..." "I almost killed her." " CLIF:" "I know." "Just go." " DEREK:" "I almost killed..." "CLIF:" "The cops are coming." "Go." "Go, go." "(DEREK GROANING)" "(DEREK WHIMPERING)" " CLIF:" "Oh, my..." "Come on, Derek." " DEREK:" "No, Clif, listen." "Promise me if things get any worse, you will leave." " Come on, man." "We have to go." " DEREK:" "Clif." "Promise me." "Okay, I promise." "Just come on." "CLIF:" "Derek?" "Derek, is that you?" "Fuck." "(RUSTLING)" "(CLIF GASPS)" "CLIF:" "Derek?" "Derek, wha...?" "What the f...?" "(DEREK SQUEALS THEN CLIF GASPS)" "CLIF:" "Oh, my God." "Derek?" "Oh, my God, oh, my God." "Derek, just bite on this." "(STICK CRACKS)" "CLIF:" "Oh, shit." "Derek." "CLIF:" "Derek has been unconscious for 11 hours." "I can't take him to the hospital, because the cops are gonna be waiting for us." "He's mostly unresponsive, except..." "I think he can smell my blood." "The, uh..." "The thing is, it's still Derek." "I..." "I know there's a part of him that's still in there, and..." "I'm not gonna leave him." "(DEREK MOANING)" "CLIF:" "Derek?" "(HISSES)" "(GROWLING)" "CLIF:" "Derek..." "Get away from me." "(CLIF PANTING)" "CLIF:" "Derek." "Derek, I got it." "Derek?" "Derek?" "Derek!" "Where the hell are you?" "Shit." "Derek?" "(RUSTLING)" "CLIF:" "Shit." "Someone in there?" "Derek?" "(CLIF GASPS)" "(CREAKING)" "CLIF:" "Derek, is that you?" "(CREAKING)" "CLIF:" "Jesus!" "I brought you something." "I know..." "I know it's not much." "Just..." "Just take it." "Take it!" "(DEREK SQUEALS THEN ROARS)" "(CLIF GRUNTS)" "(DEREK ROARS THEN CLIF GRUNTING)" "(DEREK GULPING)" "(ROARING)" "(WHIMPERING)" "(SOBBING)" "Clif..." "I'm sorry." "(WHIMPERING)" "(SQUEALS)" "The, um... suicide... was pointless." "It didn't solve anything." "Clif, you sacrificed everything for me." "And I will never forgive myself for what I did to you." "There has to be a way to fix me." "So I need to find Audrey." "Everything starts with her." "She has to have an answer." "A cure, something." "Do you hear me, Audrey?" "Why?" "Why would you do this?" "Where...?" "Why...?" "You just can't do this to somebody and just take off." "Like, wha...?" "What the hell's...?" "I'm coming to Paris, and I'm gonna find you, and you are going to fix this." "You're gonna fix this, or I'm gonna kill you." "Clif is gone." "How that's ever gonna be okay, I don't know." "But I am going to honor his memory by keeping the cameras rolling, by documenting this in the hopes that somehow some good can come of this." "It's what Clif would have wanted." "We never officially tested this." "Um..." "Sun test number one." "(GROANS)" "Okay, that's good." "(GROANING)" "Okay." "Audrey is in Paris." "Which has, like, a population of like" "12 million or something." "I just don't have a plan." "(BANGING ON DOOR)" "DEREK:" "Hello?" "MAN:" "Mr. Derek Lee?" " DEREK:" "Yeah, who is it?" " MAN:" "I'm from Interpol." "Open the door." "DEREK:" "Shit." "MAN:" "I'm Inspector Barbiero with Italian Interpol." " Is Clifton Prowse here?" " DEREK:" "No, he's left." "BARBIERO:" "Mr. Lee, we have video footage of you breaking into a hospital." "Then you stole an ambulance and endangered lives." " DEREK:" "My God." " You have to come with me." " The Canadian embassy..." " DEREK:" "Unh." "(DEREK GRUNTS)" "DEREK:" "Oh, shit." "(DEREK GRUNTING AND WHIMPERING)" "DEREK:" "Unh." "(CROWD SCREAMING)" " Interpol." " DEREK:" "Oh, shit." "(DEREK PANTING)" "(YELLING)" "(DEREK PANTING)" "(GUNSHOT THEN DEREK GRUNTS)" "(MEN SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)" "(DEREK GRUNTING)" "DEREK:" "No, no, no, don't shoot!" "(GUNSHOT THEN DEREK GRUNTS)" "(GUNSHOT)" "DEREK:" "Stop it!" "Stop shooting me!" "Stop shooting!" "(GUNSHOTS)" "(WOMAN SCREAMS)" "DEREK:" "Sorry." "(DEREK PANTING)" "DEREK:" "Okay." "Okay." "DEREK:" "I am somewhere east of Nice." "Good thing is my face stopped bleeding." "Managed to get out of that place with, um, just my clothes on my back and the camera bag." "No wallet, nothing, which means Interpol has everything they need." "So I better figure something out, because I'm starting to get hungry." "DEREK:" "So I finally made it to Paris." "And I managed to find this place as a shelter." "It has water and power and everything I could possibly need." "Except everyone back home is freaking out because Interpol has just issued warrants for our arrest." "And now I need to find Audrey before they find me." "Uh, um..." "I was going through the footage, and, um, I was just looking for clues." "I was looking for anything, just something to help, and..." "Shit, you have to check this out." "Okay, here we go." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "That's it." "That's her cell phone." "That's Audrey's cell phone." "It's at the hotel." "I just have to go get it." "Clif, I've never been so grateful in my entire life that you shoot everything." "You document everything." "(PANTING)" "Thanks." "DEREK:" "I'm really hoping that Audrey's stuff is still at the hotel." "Okay, fingers crossed." "Uh, hi." "Um, do you have, like, a lost and found?" "(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)" "DEREK:" "Okay, okay, okay, thanks." "(DEREK LAUGHS)" "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Thank you, thank you, thank you." "Okay." " Jason?" " Derek?" "DEREK:" "What are...?" "What are you doing here?" " Hey, man." " DEREK:" "You can't be..." "Please." "I got the cops outside." "DEREK:" "You can't be here." "You can't be around me." "Like, it's not safe." " Gotta come in." " DEREK:" "No, no." "Please, we can sort this out together." "DEREK:" "No, you can't be around me, man." " It's not safe." " Please, Derek." " DEREK:" "You can't be around me!" " JASON:" "No, please!" " Derek, stop!" " DEREK:" "Unh!" "(PANTING)" "Shit." "Jesus." "Leave me alone!" "Leave me alone!" "(OFFICER YELLING IN FRENCH)" "(DEREK GRUNTS)" "Unh." "(OFFICERS YELLING IN FRENCH)" "(DEREK GRUNTS)" "Unh." "(OFFICER SPEAKING IN FRENCH ON BULLHORN)" "OFFICER 1:" "Stop!" "Police!" "DEREK:" "Oh, shit." "Oh, no, no, hold on, hold on." "I don't have you." "Just hang on." "Grab my arm!" "Grab my arm!" "Grab my arm!" "Grab my...!" "No!" "(OFFICER YELLING IN FRENCH)" "(GUNSHOTS)" "(DEREK GRUNTING)" "Unh." "(GUNSHOTS)" "I'm so sorry." "It was an accident." "I tried to save him." "I really tried." "I'm not a murderer." "DEREK:" "Jason." "I just..." "I just need more time." "And then I promise I will come home." "Um..." "I am not sure how much longer I'm gonna be able to hold out." "But I got her phone." "So this is what's gonna happen." "I'm gonna text all the numbers in this phone a message to come meet me." "Maybe I'll get lucky." "Call me, you bitch!" "You know I have your phone!" "I've been posting online." "I gave you my fucking e-mail." "You can contact me." "I know you can, so just do it!" "Just do it!" "(GASPS)" "(WHIMPERING)" "(CELL PHONE BUZZING)" "I finally got a text." "And if this doesn't work..." "I'm so screwed." "Audrey?" "DEREK:" "I got you." "(YELLS IN FRENCH)" "(DEREK PANTING)" "DEREK:" "I got you." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)" "(DOOR CREAKING)" "DEREK:" "Audrey." "(MAN GRUNTING)" "DEREK:" "Okay." "Okay, welcome to an "Ends of the Earth"" "live-streaming event." "Tonight we have a very special guest in Maurice Behar." "Now, Maurice here is 56 years old, living right here in Paris, and he has a very unusual pastime." "Now, what the fuck are you doing with this, Maurice?" "It is covered in blood." "All right, Audrey, here it is." "I have your fucking plaything." "It's been about two weeks, so I tell you what," "I'm gonna stay right here until either you show up or I can't hold out any longer." "So where is she, Maurice?" "Where's Audrey?" "I know you know where she is." "Look at..." "(DEREK GRUNTS)" "DEREK:" "Jesus." "MAN:" "Fifty years, and you are the first one she's turned." "DEREK:" "What?" "What are you talking about?" "I mean, who are you?" "You have to run now." "DEREK:" "What?" "You have no time." " She will come." " DEREK:" "Good." "Good." "I want her to come." "(SCOFFING)" "You know what?" "Just kill me, you ungrateful little shit." "I can't believe she give this to you." "(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)" "DEREK:" "Jesus." "(GUNSHOT THEN MAN GASPS)" "(MEN YELLING IN FRENCH)" "(THUDDING AND GRUNTING)" "DEREK:" "Get off me!" "Get off me!" "Unh!" "(MAN YELLING IN FRENCH)" "(DEREK PANTING)" "(GUNSHOT THEN DEREK GRUNTS)" "(GRUNTING)" "(GUNSHOTS)" "(MAN YELLING IN FRENCH)" "DEREK:" "No, no, no!" "(GUNSHOTS)" "DEREK:" "No, no, no!" "(MEN YELLING IN FRENCH)" "(MEN CONTINUE YELLING IN FRENCH)" "(MAN SPEAKING IN FRENCH OVER RADIO)" "(MEN CONTINUE SPEAKING IN FRENCH)" "(DEREK SQUEALING)" "(MAN 1 SCREAMS)" "(MAN 2 YELLING IN FRENCH)" "(DEREK SQUEALING)" "(MAN 2 GRUNTING)" "(DEREK ROARS)" "(MAN SPEAKING IN FRENCH OVER RADIO)" "(MEN WHISPERING IN FRENCH)" "(DEREK ROARS)" "(MEN SPEAKING IN FRENCH OVER RADIO)" "(MAN 3 SPEAKS IN FRENCH)" "(GUNSHOTS)" "(DEREK SQUEALS)" "(DEREK ROARING)" "(YELLING)" "(DEREK GRUNTS)" "(GULPING)" "(ROARING)" "(GROWLING)" "(PANTING)" "Wait." "Wait." "Please." "(PANTING)" "(CELL PHONE BUZZING)" "(THUDDING)" "(SQUEALING)" "(DEREK COUGHING)" "Don't come near me or Maurice ever again." "DEREK:" "What?" "What are you looking at?" "You're not feeding enough." "What the hell's that supposed to mean?" "Please, you have to help me." "Listen to me." "You must eat." " Your body will not let you starve." " Are you insane?" "You want...?" "I can't keep killing people." "You have to be able to fix this." "You have to have a cure." " A cure?" " Yes, a cure." "This isn't a disease." "There is no cure." "You must kill." "(GRUNTING)" "Fine." "I'm gonna kill you." "Unh!" "You don't get it!" "You can't kill me!" "(BOTH GRUNTING)" "(DEREK GROANS)" "(AUDREY SQUEALING)" "(DEREK COUGHING)" "(PANTING)" "DEREK:" "Do it." "Please." "Kill me." "Kill me." "(AUDREY GRUNTS THEN DEREK GROANS)" "(GASPING)" "(GRUNTS)" "(COUGHING)" "Don't you think I would have cured myself if there was such a thing?" "Don't you think I would have ended my life if I could?" "You were a mistake." "I will never create another." "I can't..." "I can't kill someone every ten days." " I can't." " Ten days?" "(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)" "(IN ENGLISH) Your eyes are changing already." "You need to be feeding every four to five days." "DEREK:" "No." "No." "If you do not choose to feed, you will become something worse." "You will lose control." "You will kill every day." "Every single day." "And you will not stop." "No, no, no." "You can't choose not to kill." "But you can choose who you kill." "It makes a difference." "DEREK:" "So why did you choose me?" "AUDREY:" "You were dying." "I thought I was being kind." "Mom, Dad, Jason." "I know you haven't heard from me in a while." "I needed time to figure this out." "I hope seeing this helps you to understand what happened." "I just want you to know that I love you." "And I am very sorry for everything that I've put you through." "But look." "If Audrey is right and I can't die, then what I am and the things I have to do, you can't be around." "It's not safe." "I'm not the person you remember." "MAN:" "Hello?" "Look, whoever you are, please, don't hurt me." "(GASPS)" "What?" "What?" "No." "Please." "Let me go." "I won't tell anyone." "Please." "Why are you doing this?" "DEREK:" "Is this your phone?" " Uh..." " DEREK:" "Is this your phone?" "(GIRL CRYING OVER PHONE)" "DEREK:" "That's what I thought." "Wait." "Wait." "What are you going to do?" "DEREK:" "I don't know." "But I'm gonna give you the same chance you gave that little girl." "(RUSTLING)" "(WHIMPERING)" "(RUSTLING)" "(DEREK ROARS)" "DINA:" "What are you doing with the camera?" "I'm looking for the light." "Just don't put it on the Internet." "JEFF:" "So, what are we doing here?" "We are gonna make your first night in Italy a memorable one." "(SPEAKS IN ITALIAN)" "CHIARA:" "Whoo!" "JEFF:" "Come on, it'll be fun." " All the lights are off." " Okay." "JEFF:" "Nobody's home." "Heh." " Where's Chiara?" " JEFF:" "What?" " DINA:" "Where is she?" " JEFF:" "What the fuck?" " DINA:" "Chiara!" " JEFF:" "Dina, calm down." " Chiara!" " JEFF:" "Dina, we'll find her." " Aah!" " JEFF:" "Din...!" "(JEFF PANTING)" "(GRUNTING)" "Oh, God." "Oh, my God." "(PANTING)" "Oh, my..." "Aah!" "(PANTING)" "What the fuck?" "What the...?" "What the fuck is that?" "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "What the fuck?" "Fuck!" "(JEFF PANTING)" "(SQUEALS)"