"**" "**" "[chattering]" "[man] Didn't see you here last Friday." "[woman] No, but I loved the place." " Friday..." " I know." "Here you go, ladies." "All right, so we got you your director-approved apron." "Yeah, yeah." "I like the small better." "So, I saw his abs." " Seriously?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "He just ripped his shirt off right in front of me." "Abs for days." "[woman] What did you do?" "Well, I did what any girl would do." "I just refrained from asking him to take a selfie with me for my Instapics." "And you?" "Are you gonna be able to handle looking him in the eyes without stumbling over your lines?" "I think I'll manage." "I mean, he's just a person like everyone else, right?" "[women] Right." "We're ready for her." "Let's go, Clare." "It's Clarissa." "Go, go, go." "Let's go." "I need everyone at their ones!" "Okay, guys, quiet on set!" "We're gonna roll for rehearsal." "Sound!" "All right." "Scene 101 A, take one:" "Coffee Shop Crush." "And action." "Hi." "I didn't see you last Friday." "Or the Friday before, but you were here... [both] three Fridays ago." "I was visiting my mom in San Fran." "Aw, that's sweet." "[man] I thought I'd never see you again." "[woman] Well, I'm here now." "Let me buy you a cup of coffee." "Can I get you anything else?" "Think I've got everything I need right here in front of me." "[all exclaiming]" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry!" "[exclaims]" "Um..." "No." "I didn't know the lid wasn't..." "Don't sweat it." "Wardrobe has doubles." "Wardrobe has doubles." "Yeah." "You, come with me." "Clarissa, honey, you always gotta check your props." "I know." "I made a complete fool of myself in front of two of the hottest up-and-coming actors in Hollywood right now." "Oh!" "Oh, please!" "Honey, Stella is a notorious diva." "It was probably her bad karma that caused it to happen in the first place." "And Chas, he's all sexy soap-appeal, no brains above." "I doubt he'd remember you if he saw you." "Jeannette, I know how hard you worked to get me that audition." "Forget it." "Okay?" "You still got paid, and we'll keep it on your headshot until we book you something better." "Yeah." "But what if this small part led to something bigger?" "Clarissa, it was seven lines." "It's not the end of the world or your career." "You're barely 24." "Yeah." "Well, Stella's 24." "So says her publicist." "I'll have you know that Stella is nearly 30." "And do not compare yourself to her." "You are a talented actress." "So you're not all lips and lashes." "But you are beautiful." "You look like a storybook princess." "And you're vulnerable, yet you're strong." "Honey, you have star quality, that's why I signed you." "You're right." "I mean, 'cause if I don't believe in myself, who will, right?" "See?" "You are a great actress." "What?" "Well, even though you're down on your luck and you don't believe a word you just said, you had me convinced." "Thanks." "All right." "You go home, you get some rest." "And I'm gonna get you out for a commercial audition on Friday at two in Studio City, okay?" "I can't." "I'm going back home for a bridal shower, remember?" "Yes, you're maid of honor in your best friend's wedding, right?" "The honor is all mine." "All right." "Well, it'll be good for you to get away." "Go have fun!" "And, Clarissa..." "Life is a movie if you let it be." "I know." " Okay." " All right." "Go have fun." " Bye." " Bye." "Of course I'm coming!" "You think I'd miss your bridal shower?" "I'm your maid of honor." "Um..." "About that." "What?" "Well, since you don't live here, and you've been so busy with your auditions and stuff, and haven't really been able to help with planning," "I kind of had to make you like... a co-maid of honor." "I'm sorry, you made me a what?" "A... co-maid of honor." "Maya, there's no such thing as co-maid of honor." "Are you serious?" "Hey, look, it's my wedding, and I can create whatever kind of title I want." "Look, Riss, I'm sorry." "It's just Kelly's been the one who's been doing all the grunt work on this." "So, I had to kind of give her that title." "And you know I wish it were you." "But I realize how busy you've been with your auditions." "Not anymore." "I just got fired." "And now I just got fired from wedding duties, too." "Great." "Look, it's not like that, okay?" "I still want you right by my side on that big wedding day, okay?" "Nothing's gonna change besides a silly little title." "You're my best friend, Riss." "I mean, heck, you're like family to me." "Sister I've never had." "You're right." "I'm sorry." "It's..." "I guess it's a good thing that Kelly stepped up to the plate." "Yeah." "Well, don't get me wrong, her and Veronica have been driving me nuts, but I will say that those two know how to get stuff done." "[Clarissa] Okay, fine." "But when I get there tomorrow, I'm gonna have my say in some of the arrangements, too." "Of course you will." "And me and Pete will be there to welcome you with open arms." "How is the old fart, anyway?" "Speaker phone!" "Pete!" "You know I love you." "How am I an old fart?" "You're old." "I'm six years older." "You should've seen him running at the park today." "He fell over after the first mile." "That is her cooking." "She's trying to keep me heavy so I'm slow and easy to catch." "So, Riss, how the heck did you get fired from your job?" "I... spilled coffee all over Chas Hunter and Stella Sommers' laps." "But, Riss, you really are a waitress." "I know." "I must've been, like, nervous." "I don't know." "Well, was it hot at least?" "I hope it was boiling hot." "That Stella Sommers deserves it." "She's so full of herself." "Yeah." "But what did I do to deserve it?" "I mean, I thought my karma was pretty on point." "I don't know." "You're just gonna have to leave it up to a higher calling, I guess." "Okay?" "'Cause everything happens for a reason." "And if this wasn't your ticket to success, then the next thing will be." "I just wish I could do it over." "Well, when that opportunity comes, you just have to make sure that you're ready to take it." "Aw, thanks." "You're the bestest friend ever, you know that?" "No, you are." "Okay, I'm gonna be there this weekend." "I will see you guys." "I cannot wait to just relax and not think about Hollywood." "Bye!" "Can I get you guys anything else?" "No." "I think we're all right, thank you." "Perfect." "Uh..." "Chas." "Hey." "Hi." "You know, I..." "I think I came to the wrong place." "Hey, Melody, can you watch my tables for a second?" "Hey, baby, can we just meet back at my place?" "The menu here isn't so great." "Yeah." "I'll pick us up some takeout." "All right, bye." "You didn't even look at the menu." "I didn't think my publicist would like it here is all." "You thought I was gonna pour cold coffee on your lap again." "I'm not an idiot, you know." "I wait tables for a living." "Really?" "Shouldn't you be brunching at the Ivy with some Teen Choice Award winners?" "I don't even know you're name." "Why are you so mad at me?" "You're the one who set our shoot back two hours." "You know what?" "Does no one blame the props master for not doing his job?" "Checking your props is practically Acting Class 101." "Since when?" "Since always." "I don't know." "That doesn't change." "Great, I'm getting acting advice from kids' TV show star." "Wait, you watched Cool Time Kids?" "Everyone our age did." "You had a crush on me, didn't you?" "Come on, admit it." "You thought I was cool." "[sighs] I have to get back to work." "Just remember, coffee is better in a cup than on your shirt." "Joke!" "It was a joke!" "Come on." "You'll get a better gig." "Just..." "you know, avoid props." "[door slams]" "Hey, I didn't know..." "Excuse me." "That was Chas Hunter!" "The one and only." "Okay, he's hella dreamy." "And he knows it." "Wait." "So, are you two, like, really a thing?" "No." "Why would you think that?" "Because this pic I saw online." "What pic?" "The one of you and Chas clearly leaving some, I don't know, VIP lounge in Hollywood." "That wasn't me." "Okay." "It wasn't!" "Why would you think it was me?" "I don't know." "I mean, you can't see her face, but she has the same hair as you." "It's not me." "[woman] It's so great." "Looks so good." "[woman 2] It does, actually." "[people talking indistinctly]" " Do you know what I mean?" " I know." "[Clarissa] You guys started without me?" "[shrieking]" "[Kelly] Oh, my gosh!" "Oh, my gosh!" "If it isn't Clarissa Byers, our fancy old friend from Hollywood." "This color is so in right now." "Let's Instapic the moment." "And I heard you're doing a movie with Chas Hunter?" " Well..." " Okay, you have to tell us all about it!" "Like, is he as hot as he is in person?" "Or is he, like, tall?" "Or is he kind of, like, short?" "What is he like, you know?" "The maid of honor has finally arrived." "[Kelly clearing throat]" "I mean, my co-maid of honor." "Clarissa, you know I'm only teasing." "When you're here, I want you to do everything you can." "And when you're not, I just want to help out." "Thanks, Kelly." "I mean, that's really sweet of you to help, when I'm stuck in LA." " Champagne." " Champagne." "Hey." "And I didn't tell anybody you got fired." " Thank you." " You're welcome." " [indistinct]" " Me, too." "And how is Los Angeles, dear?" "It's good, you know." "Just going on a lot of auditions." "Okay, so, is Chas Hunter, like, really tall or just kind of tall?" "Um..." "No." "Today is all about Maya." "Right!" "Guys, shower me with attention." "Right, right." "Totally right." "We will revisit this convo, believe." "Okay, I want to open my gifts." "And I hope you guys didn't get me anything naughty, because my mother is here." "She's just worried I may steal it." "Grandpa!" "Clarissa?" "Is that you?" "Losing your eyesight already?" "So sad." "No, no." "I just didn't recognize you with all that..." "Hollywood Botox." "No Botox." " Then why do you look like that?" " Come here, jerk." "Old man jerk." "Good to see you, Pete." "Congrats." "Thank you." "And thank you for being here." "I know it means the world to Maya." "Are all the hens outside still?" "Yup, just picking up some wine." "Let's get this party started." "Excuse me." "Since when does the groom join the bridal shower?" "Since the groom's poker party ended two hours ago." "Aw, lost all your Monopoly money already?" "I don't get that game." "Mr. Pete." "Graham?" "Wow." "I didn't even recognize you!" "Howdy, Clarissa?" "Missed you." "You look great!" "I mean, how much..." " You look..." " You can ask." "It's okay." "How much weight did you lose?" "Fifty-eight pounds." "Yeah, give or take a few, you know, depending on what shoes I'm wearing, or how much I ate that day." "That's crazy." "I mean, I just saw you last year, after grad school." "When did this happen?" "So, after that I took spring break off, hired a personal trainer, and focused on the body." "And now?" "Now, I'm a project manager at a tech firm near the beach." "That is amazing." "Congrats." "But I thought you'd move back here." "I'm close." "I visit on and off." "Came back today for Pete's poker tournament." "Yeah, he is awful at poker." "I destroyed him." "He's just so bad." "What about you?" "How's LA?" "Dreams don't disappear!" "No, they don't." "But... people do." "Ouch!" "Is that directed at me?" "No, no." "Of course not." "Okay, maybe a little bit." "Hey, you ran off to Atlanta for college, remember?" "Yeah, but that's a close drive compared to the Hollywood sign." "And where would an actress go to get a career?" "I'm not judging." "I'm just saying." "You've been missed around here." "A lot has changed since you've been gone." "Hey." "I can see that." "Now I know what was taking so long for you to get that wine." "Look at you two." "Together again at last." "So cute." "So... how long have you guys been..." " Two months." " Two weeks." "Two weeks?" "And what were we doing before that?" "Two months." "I meant two months." "Two weeks was, like, officially became the..." "Yep." "Two months." "Are you ready to go home?" "Why don't we stay?" "I haven't seen Clarissa in a while." "It'll be good to catch up." "Well, of course we want to catch up with Clarissa." "Come on, let's go back outside then, shall we?" "Okay." "A lot's changed." "Great." "[Veronica] Clarissa, you have to tell us." "Have you been dating any celebrities?" "Well, a lot of recurring TV guest stars turn into non-recurring dates, so, no, no one famous." "What did you call them?" ""On-set romances"?" "Showmances." "Wasn't there that director, Zeke?" "Yeah." "That was a lifetime ago." "Yeah." "And he dumped her on her birthday." "We hate that guy." "I mean, in his defense, he didn't know it was my birthday." "And I'm focusing on my career right now anyway, so..." " It's fine." " That's a good thing." "But by choice, because of course all the guys just adore her out there." "And I totally respect that you just focus on your career." "And that takes a lot of dedication." "And it sounds like it's paying off." "You know, with this big movie role and all." "You booked a film?" "That's awesome!" "Congrats." "Yeah." "Well..." "[Graham] When does it come out?" "You know, I don't know." "You know, my scene could get cut, so..." "Why would your scene get cut?" "I mean, don't they need you in the film?" "Aren't you, like, a lead character?" "Well, I wouldn't say that exactly..." "Okay, guys." "You guys, it's complicated." "I mean, you know she has to sign, like, a non-disclosure deal and all that stuff, so..." "She's not even allowed to talk about it." "Right?" "It's top secret." "Like, they shred the script pages every day, so, like, no one knows, who's gonna die." "[Maya] No one dies, babe." "[cell phone chimes]" " It's a romantic comedy." " Right." "Yeah." "Wait." "Is that..." " No way." " What?" " That's you!" " Huh?" "Like, the guy..." "She's the mystery girl, the one that's kissing Chas Hunter!" "No, no, no." "You said you worked with Chas." "Yeah." "Yeah, I did." "But..." "That's why you've been acting so shady?" "I'm not." "It's just..." "A showmance!" " No." " Is it more then?" "Yeah." "How much more?" "I wouldn't... say that." "Then, do you even know him?" "No, I do." "He was just at my work last week." "Then it's true!" "Then you're dating Chas Hunter." "[clearing throat] [stammers]" "Yeah." "It's true." "It's all true." "He's a cutie pie." "Okay, we just want to know if he's coming to the wedding, because I want him to sign my bridesmaid's dress." " Really?" " Yeah, yeah." "Okay, I don't see what the big deal is." "It's not like I'm going to wear it again." "He's not gonna come to the wedding." "No?" "Why not?" "Because... no one knows yet." "It's a publicity thing, you know, all that stuff." "So, you guys can't say anything." "About what?" "Mrs. Byers!" "You didn't tell us your little girl was dating Chas Hunter!" "Well, I didn't know." "Hi, Mom, Dad." "Who's Chas Hunter?" "He's a cutie." "That's what I said!" "What are you guys doing here?" "Well, we were just driving by, we didn't know if you had a ride home or not." "I mean, you're staying with us, right?" "Yeah." "Right." "My stuff is in the car." "I can meet you guys at home." "Well, we can hang, can't we?" "No." "You know what?" "I'm exhausted." "Can we go?" " Sure, honey." " Okay." "Bye, guys." " Hi, Graham." " How's everybody doin'?" "Maya, hi!" "So, is it true?" "About Chas?" "Of course it is." "Why would I lie?" "Maybe because you don't want any of them to know that you got fired from your job?" "Look, Clarissa, it's okay to be struggling." "Okay?" "I promise you all of them will understand." "It's just like I said." "I can't say anything." "Okay, fine." "I just don't why you wouldn't have told me then." "I mean, I wouldn't have said anything." "Yeah." "Well, you could have told me about Graham and Kelly, too, you know." "I just didn't know how to tell you." "They'd started dating right when he came back." "And I didn't even think it would last." "It's fine." "It's just weird, you know." "Kelly used to make so much fun of him back in school." "Yeah." "But, I mean, he's a lot different than he was back in school." "Yeah." "I guess." "He looks great." "Yeah, but so does Mr. Chas Hunter." "I'm so sorry all of that came up." "Tonight really should have been about you, not me." "It's okay." "I'm just glad that you came." "Just no more secrets, okay?" "Right." "No more secrets." "Okay." " Okay, bye." " Bye." "Um..." "You're not telling anyone, are you?" "No, no." "Not really." "'Cause it kind of looks like you're telling people." " Yeah." "No." "She said don't tell anyone." "We don't know anyone from Hollywood, so it's fine." "[cell phones chiming] [men sighing]" " Morning!" " Hey, honey." " Hey, Dad." " How'd you sleep?" " I wish I didn't have to leave so soon." " Me, too." "No." "I can imagine with all the fanfare you're getting back in LA." "Honey, why didn't you tell us about Chas?" "There's nothing to tell." "It's not serious." "But, I mean, what do you mean by fanfare?" "Here." "It's all over the Internet." " What?" " Yeah." "No, no, no!" "I mean, I know you guys like to keep things so mysterious, so romantic." "Is he nice?" "He looks nice here." "What's wrong, honey?" "Coffee?" "[sighs]" "Hey!" "Who is she?" "She..." "I don't know." "It's some girl I met on set." "So you are seeing her?" "I barely know her." "She's on the film I'm working on." "She had a small line." " And she got fired." " Good!" "So if you're not seeing her then what is all this about?" "I don't know!" "I woke up this morning to your screaming voice mail." "You tell me." "I am leaving for Paris tomorrow for that press junket!" "I can't handle this right now." "I have too much on my plate." "Baby, it's okay." "Calm down." "It's fine." "Calm down." "I don't like her, okay." "I don't even know her." "I ran into her at that diner the other day." "Somebody must've saw us together and just assumed we were dating." "What were you talking to her about?" "She was mad, she thinks I got her fired." "She spilled coffee on my lap." "What was she doing on your lap?" "She spilled coffee on my lap." "[sighs]" "I don't get what you're so mad about anyway?" "You're married!" "That's over!" "I'm just playing the game so I can win in court." "And that makes it better?" "There's nothing going on between me and my husband, Chas." "And there's nothing going on between me and this..." "I don't even know this girl's name." "This Clarissa Byers chick." "Well, now everyone thinks you're together." "Is that better than people thinking we're together?" "This might actually be a good thing." "If everyone thinks you're with her, then they won't suspect us." "But I don't know her." "It doesn't matter." "You just have to convince the media you do." "You're an actor." "You'll be great!" "What exactly do you need me to do?" " Dump her, in public." " What?" "I'll send a few paparazzi to this diner where she works." "You go there and dump her in front of everyone." "Claim she broke your heart." "She's an opportunist who sold your secret love to the media." "If she argues, all the better." "The media will get it all on tape." "It'll be great!" "Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work." "I'm your publicist." "Trust me, it'll work." "And it'll put us in the clear until my divorce lawyer gets everything hashed out." "This is exactly the cover we needed!" "She's never gonna go for it." "She doesn't need to." "You're dumping her, remember?" "And if anything, it's good press for her, too." "She'll have her five seconds of fame." "Believe me, she'll love it." "I don't know." "She doesn't really seem like the type, babe." "[sighing]" "Oh, my God, she's right behind us!" "[squeals]" "Chas' hot new flame is back in LA." "I'm sure she's ready to rush back into his arms." "Man, these paparazzi sure love you." "Yeah." "Try getting into an audition at 8 a.m. with three cars chasing you." "[whines sarcastically]" "Well, you said that you two weren't dating." "We're not." "It's just a big misunderstanding." "Chas Hunter wants nothing to do with me." "Then why is he here?" "Oh, no." "I knew it." "You big fibber!" "Sorry!" "I am sorry about everything." "I swear I didn't tell anyone we had a thing." "It was just a huge misunderstanding." "But you did tell people it was you in the photo." "No." "Well, yes." "But no." "See, they said it was me and I just didn't tell them no." "I went back home for a bridal shower last weekend." "Bridal shower." " You a bridesmaid?" " Mmm-hmm." "Yeah." "Those are rough." "Look, I just didn't want to tell them I got fired, okay?" "So you told people we were together instead?" "You don't know these girls!" "They create fantasies in their heads." "Looks like they're not the only ones." "If you want me to go out there and tell everyone it was a lie, fine." "End scene." "Actually, I kind of need your help with something." "My help?" "With what?" "Well, I was kind of hoping we might break up." "In public." "Break up?" "Why?" "No one can know who was really with me in the photo that night, so I kind of need people to keep thinking it was you." "Who is it?" "It's complicated." "But if..." "If people found out I was dating this woman, it could destroy both of our careers." "Well, you didn't really seem to care about helping me save mine." "You didn't ask." "But I am." "I'm asking for your help here." "Besides, this looks like it might be pretty good press for you." "This really isn't the type of press I'm looking for." "I mean, if I get famous, I want it to because I actually played the perfect part, not because I was the chick dumped by Chas Hunter in public." "What do you want then?" "Money?" "No." "I'm not gonna lie for money." "No, it's not lying." "It's acting." "Besides, you didn't have a problem lying to your friends back home." "All right, so, what do you want?" "We have to break up amicably, okay?" "Neither one of us can be humiliated." "I completely agree." "But we need to do this fast." "Like, this weekend fast." "I'm not around this weekend." "This can't really wait." "I mean, in my experience, these things, they get out of hand pretty quick." "Actually, this is perfect." "You want to do it this weekend?" "Then come with me to a wedding." "No." "No, no." "No way." "It's the least you can do." "Okay." "So, here is the flight you need to book, and my cell." "You have to promise you're not gonna embarrass me, okay?" "I'm pretty sure you'll be able to do that all on your own." "I got it." "I got it." "You really need to stop dropping things." "Whoa." "That got crazy fast." "Okay, this weekend." "We're getting married!" "This is the happiest day of my life." "Nice." "[Melody] Oh, my God!" "Chas Hunter!" "[Clarissa] I can't believe people think we're engaged." "This is insane." "[Chas] It's all part of the break-up plan." "It's your typical Hollywood love story." "Got engaged, and that's what ultimately leads to the untimely break-up." "The fear of commitment, wedding woes." "Cheating with another woman." "Hmm?" "Can you put that thing down for, like, two seconds?" "We have to make sure our stories are on the same page if we're getting married." "[sighs]" "All right." "I got it." "We met onset, you spilled coffee on me." "You offered to pay for my dry cleaning." "And when I called to collect, you asked me out, the rest is history." " I asked you out?" " Yeah." "I don't think so." "Why not?" "Girls ask me out all the time." "Yeah." "Starstruck girls." "That's not me." "Okay." "What's your grandiose idea?" "I don't know." "We don't know a thing about each other." "Let me guess." "You grew up, bored in this small town, always yearning for more." "You watched chick flicks at the discount cineplex and dreamed of being the next Julia Roberts." "So you saved all your pennies from your job at the local five-and-dime, hopped a bus to pursue your dreams in the City of Angels." "Am I right?" "You got me." "Except you forgot the part when I went to college and studied Communications, because I didn't think I'd become an actor." "And the year I moved back with my mom because she was battling breast cancer." "And the time that I almost threw in the towel in LA because my car died in K-Town and I didn't have the money to fix it." "I'm sorry." "That's a tough ride." "But, hey, you stuck it out, right?" "Yeah." "Don't be sorry." "I'm fine." "I mean, everyone has tough rides." "Your turn." "Come on." "You got to guess." "Okay." "So, rich parents, had you in acting since you were a toddler." "And when Cool Times ended, you wanted to break out of that perfect-kid persona." "So you did that movie where you were playing the psycho pre-teen who was wreaking havoc on your neighbors." "Shunned by your entire fanbase, you've spent the last decade trying to regain that perfect-boy image." "But it's hard because it's not you." "Ouch." "You play rough." "So, what did I miss?" "Other than the girls, of course." "Well, you got me." "Bad guy." "Right here." "That's me." "I didn't say you were a bad guy." "I just said you weren't perfect." "But nobody is." "Tough rides for everyone." " You an only child?" " Yup." "You?" "Three siblings, parents divorced, thank God for that." "They still live in DC." "I'm not really too close to any of them." "Black sheep." "More like the "who wants to borrow money next" kid." "Even your parents?" "You got it." "Wow." "So, no rich parents, huh?" "Nah, I moved in with my aunt when I was little." "I was getting in trouble a lot." "I was fighting with my siblings." "She's the one who helped me channel that into my acting." "She's still my best bud." "Cute." "So, who's getting married again?" "My best friend, Maya." "She's the least of our worries." "The ones we have to think about are Veronica and Kelly." "Why?" "What are they gonna do?" "They don't have to do anything, just be." "And I almost forgot." "All my close friends call me Riss, it's just a lazy nickname." "I almost forgot." "Here." "What's this?" "Put it on." "Wow." "That's amazing." "Yeah." "It's from my aunt's first marriage." "She let me borrow it." "Let me help you out." "Thanks." "[Chas] There you go." " Let's do this." " Yeah." "This broach looks really good..." "I don't believe it." "[mouthing words]" "They seem nice." "He's real." "Like... a real person." "Hey!" "Chas Hunter, look at you!" "Just as handsome as you are in the movies!" "And tall." " So, this is Chas." " Can I tou..." "And this is Maya, Pete, Kelly, Graham and Veronica." "Veronica." "Hello, Maya, Pete." "Kelly, Graham, and..." "Veronica." "We all went to school together." "Except for Pete." "My fiance graduated in the '90s." "Yes." "We didn't have books then." "There was no fire." "A lot of us didn't make it." "My!" "Look at this!" "Oh..." "Wow." "Congratulations to the both of you." "Yeah." "Congrats." "And congratulations to you guys as well." "Thanks." "Got you a little something." " Wow." "Thank you." " Thank you." "That was sweet." "Did I just say, "That was sweet"?" "Did we miss the entire rehearsal?" "I'm so sorry we're late." "Yeah, you did." "No, it's seriously fine." "You know how these things go." "Walk down the aisle, smile, grab a bouquet, done." "And what held you guys up, anyway?" "Believe it or not, they had to delay the flight because everyone asked for autographs." "Where do we get in line?" "At least they held the flight for us, right?" "I guess it helps to be famous, huh?" "So, who wants some punch?" "We're here, so, come on, help yourselves." " So, what'd you get them?" " It's nothing." "I like your friends." "So do I." "So, how do you like our little town?" "It's..." " Cozy." " Cozy." "And how did you meet Clarissa, again?" "The last time she was here she was very hush-hush and..." "We were on set together." "She..." "It's stupid." "She got in trouble for something that was actually our prop master's fault." "So, felt bad, I went to visit her at her work, asked her out, and here we are." "How sweet!" "Just darling." "Swept in like a knight and shining superstar." "Okay." "So... how are things with Hollywood?" "They're good." "Great." "No." "I mean, Mr. Hollywood." "Yeah." "They're fine." "Good." "I'm sorry, I shouldn't pry." "No, it's fine." "It's just..." "It's new, you know, so we're still getting to know each other." "It's kind of a whirlwind romance, you know?" "I used to do acting back in high school." "I was actually Alice in Wonderland." "It was my senior year..." "Yeah?" "What did..." "What did Clarissa play?" "She was the Queen of Hearts." "Really?" "It's..." "my favorite character." "Just wanted to make sure you're making the best decision, that's all." "I could say the same thing to you." "So, are we ever gonna talk about what happened at graduation?" "Graham, I didn't know what to say." "I told you, "I love you."" "You could have said it back." "Yeah, I just..." "Of course I loved you." "But..." "You didn't think I was good enough for you?" "We were friends." "And... that meant so much to me." "Sweet." "So, that's Graham, right?" "What's Graham's story?" "Yeah, he's my boyfriend." "He and Clarissa were totally in love back in school." "He was chubby back then." "Looks like he got it sorted out now." "Is there a gym around here?" "I wanna..." "Do you remember..." "freshman year, when I told my mom that I was staying at Kelly's parents' beach house?" "And I told my mom that I had to go to Charleston to compete with the debate team, just so we can go camping." "We heard that sound and you thought it was a bear and you freaked out." "I did not!" "You got freaked out." "You could barely roast your marshmallow." "Well, if truth be told..." "I wasn't scared." "I just... wanted to get closer to you." "I don't... think I have with Kelly what I had with you." "Maybe you haven't tried." "Maybe you should." "Maybe." "Do you have with Chas what... you had with me?" "Or maybe better?" "He's my fiance, right?" "I can't believe there's no gym here." " Please tell me there's a good organic..." " Nope." "At least there's cake." "I'm fine." "I'm okay." " So, you grew up here?" " Yeah." "The soon-to-be famous Clarissa Byers, born and raised right here in these very halls!" "Shh." "You're gonna wake up my parents." "I can never find... [screaming]" "Mom, Dad, I told you never to do that again." " Welcome home." " It's our tradition." " It's our tradition." " How you doing?" "Good to see you." "She would come home late, and we'd be hiding in the dark and go... like that and scare her every time." "It's a creepy tradition." "My future son-in-law." "Hello." "Welcome to our home." "Thank you for having me, Mr. and Mrs. Byers." "No, sir." "Bruce and Sandy." " Bruce and Sandy." " Yeah." " Thank you." " There you go." "Okay, let's get you settled in." "Right up here." "You know where you're going, young lady." "And you just follow her." "And creepy fact number two, they left my room like this." "I think this is awesome." "Every time I go home, my aunt's turned my room into a game room or a yoga studio, or, as of the most recent visit, a kennel for foster dogs." "Well, we couldn't change it." "It's not ours to change." "And they're probably always hoping I'll move back here." "What kind of parents would we be if we didn't?" "All right." "You kids get some rest and let us know if there's anything you need." "Thank you, Mrs..." "Thank you, Sandy." "Hey, you like omelets?" "Yes, sir, love 'em." "I make a mean omelet." " Good night." " Good night." " Bye, Mom, bye, Dad." " Bye." "Yeah, your parents are pretty awesome." "And you're totally not sleeping here." "There's a futon in the study next door with your name all over it." "All right." "Well, let's just hope your parents don't find me on the futon in the morning." "So cute." "Leave it." " Adorable." " Thank you." "[Sandy] You'll figure it out." "[all taking indistinctly] [all screaming] [all laughing]" "Oh, my God!" "That's so funny." "Your guy here, he has no idea how to make an omelet." "I can't believe you didn't teach him." "I taught you everything I know." "Dad, we haven't had a lot of sleepovers that involved breakfast." "You're telling me this isn't a work of art?" "As much as I'd like to be polite because you are a guest in our home... no!" "Well, my rule of thumb is it's not about how it looks, it's about how great it tastes." "So, even a messy omelet can have potential, right?" "We'll see." "Mmm!" "House of honesty says, heck yeah!" "Your turn." "You're right." "It's good." "Yes!" " Good job." " All right." "[Chas] I told you I have some culinary skills." "[Clarissa] Yeah, you proved me wrong." "All right, so what's on our big wedding agenda for the day?" "So, we're headed to the beach." "Tonight is the bachelor and bachelorette parties." "You know, I've actually never been to one of those." "Well, relax." "It's not like the movies." "It's gonna be probably mostly junk food, video games and burping contests." "There's nothing you just said that I don't like." "I can lift my own suitcase." "Can you also say thank you?" "Thank you." "You're welcome." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Okay, so I think the guys are staying in condos over here." "You're in 236." "236." "Where are you gonna be?" "I'm in 222." "And we're actually gonna settle in and then go to the pool before the bachelor and bachelorette parties." "All right." " Cool." "Okay, I'll see ya." " Yeah." "[cell phone vibrates]" "Wait." "How does she even know that?" "Because I'm right here, darling." "What are you doing here?" "Why does she have a ring?" "You're the one who wanted us to play this up, remember?" "It was supposed to look like a fling!" "Not a full-on engagement." "I got, I don't know, carried away in the scene." "Did you?" "Well, it's too late to take it back now." "And I gave her the ring my aunt let me borrow, what's the big deal?" "I'm sorry, why are you here?" "I'm your publicist." "It's my job to make sure you don't do anything stupid." "So far so good." "I didn't have anything better to do this weekend, so..." "Okay." "Fine." "I couldn't stand the thought of you way out here alone with her." "Come on, baby, we talked about this." "You know it's..." "Look, here's the plan." "If anyone asks, I'm your publicist Suzie." "So, the truth?" "I'll make sure not to jump in any photos and blah, blah, blah." "But don't think for a second I'm not watching you." "Eyes of a hawk." "Ears of a tiger." " Got it." " Good." "Shall we hit the pool?" "Yeah." "Just give me a head start?" "[Suzie sighs]" "Okay, this is so exciting." "So, he proposed to you at work?" "Uh..." "I mean, that's what the tabloids said." " Well, no." "It was more, like..." " And it was a whole thing." " Yeah, and then it was..." " Totally." "Just wow." "[both] Aww." "So cute." "Wait, what?" "They didn't say anything." "They don't have to say anything." "So romantic." "I don't know if that's romantic." "I'm romantic." "Very romantic." "How are you romantic?" "I took you to the pier last week, we got ice cream." " That's romantic." " Yeah." "Veronica went with us." "Kelly, you don't even like romance." "How would you know that?" "Well, to me, and I maybe sappy, but I think anything can be romantic with the right person." "The activity doesn't matter as long as you're with someone you feel romantic with." "Anything?" "Yeah, anything." "I mean, even making breakfast in the morning can be romantic." " Can't it?" " Right." "Everyone knows that French toast is the most romantic of toasts." "Chas makes great omelets." "You should make omelets, too." "Come on!" "Guys, get my back here." " Bros before..." " What?" "What?" "No, no, no." ""Bros before" what?" "Hey, everyone." "I'd like you to meet my publicist, Suzie." "She just coming by to make sure everything's good, you know." "Hi, guys!" "Look at you." "You're all so cute, and all-American." "And this is my fiance, Clarissa." "Clarissa, so nice to finally meet you." "Chas has said so many good things." "Nice to meet you, too, Suzie." "So many good things." "You, too." "Okay." "You've officially shaken." "Well." "I think I might go dip my toes in the water." "Anyone care to join me?" "Is that the stripper for the bachelor party?" "Well, Suzie's welcome to join us if she wants at the bachelorette party tonight." " No." " No, no, no." "[Suzie] I'd love to!" "Okay." "[chattering] [laughing]" "Have you ever met that publicist before?" "Not before today." "But she's big in the biz." "Well, she was getting really flirty with your fiance at the beach this afternoon." "And she's gorgeous." " And she's flirty." " Very flirty." "Relax, you guys." "She's married to this handsome, big-time agent in LA." "And she's not the first girl to flirt with Chas." "Girls flirt with him all the time, you two included." "I'm not really worried about it." "Or maybe you're just a really good actress." "You know, he's dated a lot of girls." "I know." "But, I mean, he never makes me feel insecure, so I'm not worried about it." "Wow." "A lot's changed since high school." "What are you talking about?" "I don't know." "I mean, you used to be, like..." "really insecure." "No, I'm not." "Wasn't." "I wasn't." "Come on, Riss." "You were super insecure." "You never went out with anybody." "You buried yourself in, like..." " In, like, you know, the drama club, the clarinet." " Yeah." "The jazz choir, you know." "You did everything." "I hung out with Graham all the time." "Yeah." "But you used him to feel better about yourself." "Is that what you're doing to him now?" "Don't turn this around on me." "Graham and I are doing just fine." "I just really worry about you." "What is that supposed to mean?" "Come on." "He's..." "Chas Hunter." "And..." "And you're... you know, you." "Can't imagine why I'm insecure with friends like you." "I'm not trying to pick a fight here." "I'm just saying..." "He's really good-looking, and I'd understand if you felt insecure." "I just don't want to see you sabotage anything." "You're wrong." "About you and Chas?" "No, about how things have changed." "You're still playing games, stupid, little high school games." "[mutters]" "Hey, guys." "Hey, where'd Riss go?" "She needed to take a walk I think." "Hey!" " What are you doing here?" " Hey." "I came in search of ice." "How about you?" "What are you doing here?" "You're the maid of honor, shouldn't you be off... leading the party or something?" "Yeah, apparently that honor has been crowned to your publicist, Suzie." "She sure knows how to have a good time." "She's the one you're seeing, right?" "You mad?" " I'm not." " Well, you seem mad." "They just got to me." "High school drama rearing its ugly head, and Kelly doing her devil's duty to make me feel bad about myself..." "like she always does." "Yeah." "Thank you." "Is she jealous?" "Wow." "You have an ego." "I didn't mean about me." "I meant about Graham." "See the way he looks at you, like..." "You picked up on that?" "I'm not quite as self-involved as you might think." "I am capable of observing, too." "Yeah." "We used to be close and then we weren't." "It just ended." "I don't know." "We were young, I was stupid, and..." "He told me he loved me and I freaked out." "It happens." "Yeah." "Yeah, got kind of weird at the rehearsal dinner last night." "You think he's just with her because he... can't be with you?" "I don't know." "I hope not." "I mean, I hope he's not just settling." "You think people always find their perfect match?" "My mom and dad did." "Well, they certainly gave you high standards, that's good." "I don't think it was as easy for them as you think." "I bet they had to work pretty hard for what they have." "Think all relationships do." "Wish my parents worked harder sometimes." "Then I guess what matters is... how do you feel about him?" "Yeah, I mean, I had feelings for him, but..." "I don't know." "I was... insecure, or just not mature enough, or maybe just not ready." "I don't know." "Maybe all three?" "What about now?" "He's different." "I'm different." "I don't know." "It's not like it used to be." "It's 'cause you broke his heart." "Little heartbreaker." "I got to admit, this is not quite as bad as I thought it would be." "It's actually been kind of fun." "Yeah, it's definitely gone better than I expected." "You, too, for the record." "Sorry if I gave you a hard time before." "I wasn't exactly a distinguished gentleman around you, either." "Personally, I think we kind of like teasing each other." "That is what engaged couples do, after all." "Mm-hmm." "So... where we going on our honeymoon?" "It's kind of silly, but you know what I always thought would be a fun honeymoon?" "What's that?" "A road trip across the States, in an RV." "Just camping, and cooking, and seeing the sights." "Just simple." "Slumming it through middle America." "A big camp-out." "Yeah, I'm down." "So you think the party's still going on?" "Yeah." "I should probably check on Maya." "She never stays up past midnight." "And I bet she's passed out on the couch, especially after all that wine." "Come on." "Okay, so... at what time are we supposed to leave tomorrow?" "I think, like, 10?" "The wedding is at 5, so..." "All right." "Well... thank you for a nice night." "Yeah, you, too." "[softly] Wow." "[door opening]" " What?" " Are you coming to the wedding or not?" "Now you're marrying her?" "The other wedding." "Yeah, get ready." "[groans]" "[Suzie groaning]" "You'll have to start planning for your big day soon." "Yeah, I guess so, huh?" "Do you happen to have any painkillers?" "Vicodin would be great." "Uh..." "I have some aspirin in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom." "[Suzie sighs]" "Fine." " I need eight." " Okay." " I can get it for you." " No, no, I'll manage." "I need to touch up my make-up, anyway." "The humidity here makes my face melt." "Have you talked about where you'll have it?" "No, not yet." "Where'd you guys have yours?" " We eloped." " Really?" "Her folks weren't too happy about us getting married." "Yeah." "They said that Bruce lacked ambition." "You know, I didn't care though." "But now, the lack of ambition has landed him the senior VP position in community development at his firm." "Being with you made me try harder." "Clarissa is really lucky to have parents like you, you know that?" "And she's lucky to have a guy like you in her life." "Mm." "I can tell by the eyes." "Tell what?" "That you, Mr. Hunter... are a good one." "Honey!" "Oh!" "Honey!" "Wow." "You look amazing." "Thanks." "Are we ready to go?" "I'm here, I'm here." "[Suzie sighs]" "Let's rock." "Oh, so beautiful." "Wow!" "Maya, you look amazing." "Doesn't she?" "Takes after her mom." "Audrey, can I borrow you a minute?" " Mom, it's fine." "Go." " Okay." "Hey." "What happened to you last night?" "I got into it with Kelly over the whole Graham thing." "It was dumb." "Big surprise." "Anyway, I'm so sorry I bailed there at the end, it was lame of me." "It's okay." "I came back an hour later, but you were already passed out on the couch." "I know." "So, where'd you head off to?" "I ran into Chas, and we just talked for a while." "Mm-hmm." "Sure." "You talked for a little while." "Anyway, what did you guys do after I left?" "I have no clue." "Honestly, the last thing I remember was Suzie yanking that tiara off my head or something like that." "Well, for someone who's hurting, you sure do clean up well." "Thank you." "I do look beautiful, don't I?" "Wow, I can't believe this day is really happening." "We would talk about this so much when we were little." "Remember, we used to take those white sheets off my mom's bed and we would wrap them around ourselves and make them our wedding dresses, and then use the pillow cases as veils." "Yes, I remember." "And I remember how you would always give me the fitted sheets because they were too crinkly for you." "And I remember how you'd always say you were going to get married before me." " Remember that?" " Yeah." "Because you were such a total wild child." "I know." "Well, I have a feeling that somebody isn't too far behind me." "Maya, listen, there's something I need..." "[Kelly] Hey, guys." "My!" "Look at you!" "You look so beautiful." "I can't express how beautiful I think you look without cursing in a church, so I'll just shut up." "All right, ladies, five minutes and counting." "Let's get our things organized, shall we?" "Okay." "Okay." "This is it." "This is... really it." "You're gonna nail it, just like you did when we were kids, crinkly fitted sheets and all." "[guests cheering]" "What's all this?" "Did your mom get more photographers?" "[male reporter] Clarissa, are you and Chas Hunter married now?" "No, no, this wasn't my wedding." "This is my friend, Maya's wedding." "Clarissa, is Chas here?" "We know he's staying in town." "Yeah, Chas is here." "We're having a wonderful time." "But if you guys wouldn't mind letting my friends enjoy their wedding day, we kind of need to get past?" "Over here." "Over here." "[jazz music playing] [cell phone ringing]" "Hey, Jeannette, what's up?" "How's the reception?" "It's great." "I mean, it's winding down now, but everyone had a lot of fun." "I see that the paparazzi are already posting photos online." "Chas isn't even in them." "You're kind of famous now, huh?" "Yeah." "Probably because I look like I'm freaking out in every photo." "I swear they, like, hide in the bushes and jump out at the worst moment." "Well, get used to it, honey." "Because you have nine auditions when you get back next week." "Two features, three reoccurring, and four commercials." "Just for you, hon." "Seriously?" "Nine auditions?" "That's amazing." "Well, that's the biz for ya." "All right, you go have fun and I will see you back here next week, okay?" "Yeah." "Thanks, Jeannette." "Hey, I didn't hear you there." "It's probably the buzz of excitement from your nine upcoming auditions." "You heard?" "Well, first I heard the scream." "And then..." "the nine auditions." "I'm happy for you, Riss." "You deserve it." "And you look stunning tonight." "Thanks, Graham." "You look great, too." "Thank you." "What are you doing, Riss?" "Looking for paparazzi." "I know, okay?" "I know all about this." "Suzie was tipsy, I don't know half of what she was saying." "But she did tell me that everything between you and Chas is a sham." "No, no, no." "See..." "It's..." "Riss." "Please." "Okay." "So, the truth is..." "I lost this big job in LA." "And I really didn't want everyone here to know that I was a failure, so..." "One lie just led to another, and then to another, and then I just..." "You just... realized you actually like him." "What?" "No." "No, no." "No." " No?" " No, no." "Definitely not." "He's not my type." "He's got a really crazy life." "You remember that thing you told me?" "About how I should let myself get closer to Kelly?" "It stuck with me, and you're right." "You should take your own advice." "It's different." "You don't know that." "You two could have something." "Something great." "Really?" "Really." "I mean, not that that dude could ever be as cool as me, but... he could try." "I'm glad..." "that we never dated." "'Cause I never wanna lose..." "my best friend." " See you later." " Yeah." "Well, bye." "[soft jazz music playing]" "Hey, I've been looking for you." "Well, you've found me." "What's up?" "Thought I'd ask you to dance." " You did?" " Mmm-hmm." "Yeah." "I was dancing with Veronica, but she's kind of got two left feet, and she strangely asked me to sign her bridesmaids' dress, so..." "I'm kind of exhausted." "It's probably for the best." "Probably too much for you to handle." "Is that so?" "I used to dance when I was younger, so, I'm pretty awesome." "Well, I think I'll be the judge of that." " I'll try to keep up." " Okay." " You are pretty good." " You, too." "Well, I've taken a bit of dance myself." "Fancy." "[slow piano music playing]" "So, now that you're a big-time celebrity... what do you think of the press?" "It... kind of sucks." "It feels like I stole my best friends' thunder on her wedding day." "But I don't know." "I don't know if I can ever be a superstar, though." "It must be tough." "You kind of get used to it after a while." "It's just a bunch of lights, camera, action." "Sorry." "Didn't plan that part." "What about that girl you're seeing?" "Right." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I guess I just..." "Caught up in the moment." "I know." "The world around us just disappeared I guess." "Yeah." "Me, too." "It's nice." "Yeah." "I see you got some auditions." "Yeah, that's great!" "Yeah, I mean, thanks to you." "If this accidental engagement leads to me booking something legit, I really can never thank you." "Come on." "You already have." "How?" "This town, your friends, your folks." "Kind of amazing." "A vacation from the madness, I guess." "I needed it." "Badly." "I just didn't realize it." "That's great." "I'm glad you had a good time." "I mean, it's kind of been a vacation for me, too." "Yeah?" "Coming home?" "Partly." "Mainly I guess from myself." " Remember that argument I had with Kelly?" " Yeah." "It was about how insecure I used to be when I was younger." "And, I don't know, when I'm with you, I don't feel that way." "I mean, I should, but I don't." "Nobody should ever make anybody else feel insecure." "We do enough of that to ourselves every day." "True." "[Suzie gasping]" "[Suzie] Oh, my God!" "Chas!" "Chas!" "Randall and Alicia!" "My PI caught them making out at a day spa!" "And he got photos!" "Look!" "Ew." "So gross." "But isn't that fantastic?" "Now I can get a divorce, and you and I can be insanely rich together." "Her and her husband, it's... kind of a weird thing." "Okay, I guess it's over now." "What?" "You don't owe her an explanation." " Let's just get it over with." " What?" "The big break up." "It's perfect, at a wedding." "It works on so many levels." "Suzie, can you just give me a minute here?" "Sure, sure, yeah." "Get into character." "Find your moment before." "Then break up." "Just give me the ring." "The ring?" "You're marrying her?" " No." " No." "You want this?" "Fine." "Take it." "It's just a prop anyway, right?" "For this whole act." "Okay." "The scene is set." "Let's go." "Wait." "We need witnesses." "People!" "Hey, people, get over here!" "Yeah." "Come on." "We need to make sure someone gets photos." "Hold on." "No, no." "You wanted to do this." "Let's do this." "Let's give them the big show, the big finish!" "Clarissa, you don't have to do this." "Yeah, I do." "It was the deal, right?" "Deal?" "No improving." "Stick with the scene." "Riss, what is she talking about?" "Clarissa was helping me out of a mess." "Right." "Good ol' Riss." "Always here to help." "You guys were right." "Chas would never go for me." "He's way out of my league." "That's not true." "True?" "True?" "None of this is true." "None of this is real." "This is just a fantasy." "Fantasy?" "Our relationship." "This plan." "Even your relationship with Suzie is probably just another fantasy." "I get it." "I do." "You grew up on a TV show." "So, the places weren't real." "The people weren't real." "The words weren't real." "Maybe you're right." "Maybe I do live in a fantasy world, but I know how I feel." "And I know what I like." "It's not a loser like me." "Clarissa, you're not a loser." "You're just saying that because I lied to you." "No, she knew." "You knew?" "I'm your best friend, of course I knew." "But if you felt the need to lie to me, I wasn't going to stop you." "I just didn't understand why." "Why?" "Why?" "Because I messed up, guys." "I'm not famous." "I'm not dating a superstar." "I had a role in a film and I blew it!" "I didn't want to come home and be a failure again." "I screwed that up too." "Hey, sweetie." " Did you have fun last night?" " Yeah, it was a great time." "Yeah?" "Sounds like it." "What happened?" "Where's your ring?" "Chas was seeing Suzie, and she's married and getting divorced, and it looked bad, so they asked me to cover." "It was supposed to be so simple, and then it just went crazy." "Like, super crazy." "And then, everyone knows now, and I look dumb, so I just want to sit here, eat my pancakes and die." "You lied to me." "Yeah, Mom, I lied." "I'm sorry." "I really messed up." "Where's Chas now?" "I don't know." "We're not engaged." "Well, not yet." "Don't give me that look." "You like him." "He likes you." "He has a girlfriend." "Or whatever she is." "Well, I had a boyfriend when I met your dad." "What?" "Gross." "No." "Yes, I had a boyfriend!" "His name was Oliver." "He was studying to be a doctor." "He was really handsome, too." "Bruce and I were just friends." "I think we met at a Halloween party." "Yeah, that's right." "Oliver wasn't there that night because he had to work all night." "And then the two of you fell in love." "No." "No, no." "It wasn't quite like that." "We didn't date for quite some time." "I think maybe a month." "Yeah, a month after that." "But we were good friends, great friends." "Yeah." "Well, what did Dad have that Oliver didn't have?" "Your dad..." "Nothing." "But together..." "Together we had something special." "Together we had fun." "We had magic." "And that's what I see with you and Chas." "It's different." "I mean, you and Dad are perfect for each other, Mom." "Now." "But back then, no, things were different." "With the laughter comes the tears, comes the fighting." "All the stuff." "Honey... nothing... starts out perfect." "If it did..." "If it did, you'd be bored." "The special things you have to work at." "You have to fight for those special things." "But the perfect things, those are the things you've earned." "I really am sorry about lying." "I understand." "And truth be told, I..." "I was very upset..." "Very upset to hear that you had gotten engaged without us meeting him." "Next time you'll meet him first." "No." "I already have." "Mom, I'm not marrying Chas." "Not yet." " Hey, Dad." " Hi, guys." "[knock on door]" "Come in." " Hey." " Hey." "Come here." "Come sit with me." "Shouldn't you be on your honeymoon right now?" "We leave in a couple of hours." "You know I wouldn't leave without saying goodbye to you first." "Like I did last night?" "Stop, okay?" "I'm not mad at you." "I mean, I am mad, but not for last night." "I'm mad because you just didn't trust me enough to tell me the truth in the first place." "I can see how you'd feel distant, though, because of the whole Kelly and maid-of-honor thing." "I should've stuck up for you when she was being a pain in the butt." "No, Maya, you are great!" "I am the worst maid of honor ever." "No, you're not, okay." "You're the best." "And..." "I loved the gift you gave me." "I cried when I opened it." " Did you really?" " Yeah." "A framed photo of the Rockefeller Christmas Tree where Peter first proposed?" "Even Peter cried." "Come here." "Even when you're a mess, you're still the bestest friend ever." "No, you are." "And speaking of good gifts." "Chas got us two plane tickets, an all-inclusive stay at Napa Valley." "That is amazing." "I didn't know." "Well, he said that it's from both of you." "Yeah, well, he didn't tell me." "He's a good guy, Clarissa." "I know." "But he's taken." "So, what are you gonna do when you get back to LA?" "I'm gonna do what I always do." "Enjoy the California sun, go on some auditions, and hope for the best." "And that's my maid of my honor." "And... there's somebody else who wants to talk to you." " Really?" " Mmm-hmm." "Hey, listen, I'm really sorry for the way I've been." "Well, always I guess." "Like, I talked to Graham last night for a long time and... if I'm the reason that you or him... or anyone else felt insecure back in high school or now..." "I really can't apologize enough." "Kelly, it's okay." "I know, I know!" "But, look, I promise I'm gonna get better, okay?" "You know, it's just I..." "I get jealous of you sometimes, you know?" "I admire you for chasing your dreams, and sometimes..." "I wish I had been as brave." "Thanks, Kelly." "I mean, that really means a lot." "And, hey, you're gonna be a big star, you know that?" "And you're gonna find a great guy." "Like you did." "Yeah." "I'm so jealous." "[softly] They made up!" "We want to visit you this summer too." "After my honeymoon." " Girls' weekend?" " Sounds perfect." "So, you had that 3 p.m. audition on Tuesday, which I had to cancel." "No, why?" "You are booked for a six-episode reoccurring role that may go to series regular if the response on you is good." "I should have the script very soon." "Seriously?" "I mean, not even an audition?" "Nope." "This one is all yours, baby." "Wow." "I mean, he must have been reading the news." "It must've been because of all the press." "No." "Not at all." "I asked him." "He didn't even realize that you were the same girl." "So, you're saying I did this one all on my own?" "Well, I worked out all the deal points, but, yes, ma'am, you most certainly did." "Wow!" "Thank you so much, Jeannette!" "This is so crazy." "So, if I were you, I would go to that job of yours and give them your two-week notice as soon as possible." "Wow." "Hey!" "So how does it feel to be working your last shift at the good ol' diner?" "Well, it feels like a good chapter of my life is finally coming to a close." "But I'm gonna miss you, lady." "And the paparazzi." "Mostly the paparazzi." "We haven't had any in a while." "I wouldn't be so sure about that." "Hey, how are you?" "I... just wanted to say congratulations." "For what?" "Well, I heard about the new show you just booked." "And actually my new agent asked if I wouldn't mind seeing if you would take a meeting with her." "How could I say no?" "Well, you know, I am pretty busy these days." "But I'd love to." "Thank you." "You have a minute for a coffee?" "Yeah." "So, how is Suzie?" "She's good." "She's..." "Just..." "Just planning the trip she's gonna take with all the alimony she's about to get." "That's great." "Where are you guys going?" "Not sure about her." "My only plan was to come here." "And I figured you'd be quitting soon," "I wanted to make sure I didn't miss you." "Well, yeah, it's my last day." "Well, then I'm very glad I made it." "Just gonna..." "leave these here." "Okay." "All right." "Okay." "Man, we put on a heck of a performance for everyone, didn't we?" "Yeah." "Yeah, we did." "So, what now?" "No scripts or stories anymore." "Just..." "Just you and me." "Good." "I'm Clarissa Byers." "I'm Chas Hunter." "Pleasure to meet you, Clarissa." "You know, it's funny, I actually used to be engaged to a Clarissa." "She was pretty great." "Think you'd like her." "That's crazy." "Because I was engaged to a Chas once, too." "He was one of the most amazing men I ever met." "Once you got past all the paparazzi." "So, can I get you two anything else?" "I think I've got everything I need right here in front of me." "[pop song playing]" "* When her eyes are shining brightly You forget about the dark *" "* Some things in this life are priceless *" "* Giving comfort to your heart *" "* When she smiles she's like an angel *" "* When she laughs it's heavenly *" "* Some would say true love is fiction *" "* But I'm starting to believe *" "* I just fell in love with a girl *" "* And it feels like I'm flying!" "* I'm on top of the world" "* And now I know that this could be my lucky day *" "* I'm in love and I can't wait for her *" "* Fallin' with me" "* I want to feel the beat Beat in my heart *" "* Before it goes away" "* There's something down deep Deep in my soul" "* That I just can't explain" "* And when I know that you feel *" "* And I know that you're mine *" "* You are making me brand new Everyday that I'm alive *" "* I just fell in love with a girl *" "* And it feels like I'm flying!" "*" "* I'm on top of the world" "* And now I know that this could be my lucky day *" "* I'm in love and I can't wait for her *" "* Fallin' with me" "* I just fell in love with a girl *" "* And it feels like I'm flying!" "*" "* I'm on top of the world" "* And now I know that this could be my lucky day *" "* I'm in love and I can't wait for her *" "* Fallin' with me" "* I just fell in love with a girl *" "* And it feels like I'm flying!" "*" "* I'm on top of the world" "* And now I know that this could be my lucky day *" "* I'm in love and I can't wait for her *"