"["SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE" PLAYING]" "Michael Rennie was ill The day the earth stood still" "But he told us where we stand" "And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear" "Claude Rains was the Invisible Man" "Then something went wrong" "For Fay Wray and King Kong" "They got caught in a celluloid jam" "Then at a deadly pace It came from outer space" "And this is how the message ran" "Science fiction" "Double feature" "Doctor X" "Will build a creature" "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "See androids fighting" "Och." "Brad and Janet" "Anne Francis stars in" "Forbidden Planet" "At the late-night Double feature" "Picture show" "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "[CHUCKLES]" "I knew Leo G. Carroll Was over a barrel" "When tarantula took to the hills" "And I really got hot When I saw Janette Scott" "Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills" "Dana Andrews said prunes Gave him the runes" "And passing them used lots of skill" ""But when worlds collide"" "Said George Pal to his bride" ""I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills"" "Like a..." "Science fiction" "Double feature" "Doctor X" "Will build a creature" "See androids fighting" "[SCOFFS]" "Brad and Janet" "Anne Francis stars in" "Forbidden Planet" "At the late-night Double feature" "Picture show" "I wanna go" "To the late-night Double feature" "Picture show" "By RKO" "To the late-night Double feature" "Picture show" "In the back row" "To the late-night" "Double feature" "Picture show" "[20TH CENTURY FOX THEME PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]" "[AUDIENCE CHEERING]" "[BELL TOLLING]" "[BELL TOLLING]" "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "[WHOOPING]" "Oh, here they came." "[WHOOPING AND INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "All the grandparents, parents, close friends..." "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "[LAUGHS]" "WOMAN:" "Betty." "You're so beautiful..." " Hey, Ralph." " Well, guess we really did it, huh?" "I don't think there's any doubt." "You and Betty have been inseparable... since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher courses." "To tell the truth, Brad, that was the only reason I showed up." "[BOTH LAUGHING]" " I'm gonna throw the bouquet." "Hurry." "Hurry." " Oh." "Hey, Brad." "Betty's gonna throw her bouquet." "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "Hey, everyone, this is it." "Are you ready?" "[WOMEN SCREAMING]" "I gut it." "I gut it." "Hey, big fella." "Lacks like it could be your turn next, huh?" "Who knows?" "So lung." "See you, Brad." "Come on new, Belly." "PHOTOGRAPHER:" "Look at me, Betty..." "[MAN CHUCKLING]" "WOMAN:" "Bye, you two." "BETTY:" "Goodbye, everyone." "[CAR HORN HONKING]" "WOMAN:" "Bye, you guys." "MAN 1:" "Miss you." "MAN 2:" "Take care." "ALL:" "Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah!" "Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah!" "Hapschatt, Hapschatt, rah, rah, rah!" "Oh, Brad." "Wasn't it wonderful?" "Didn't Betty lack radiantly beautiful?" "I can't believe it was an hour ago she was plain old Betty Munroe, and now..." "New she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt." "Yes." "Yes, Janet." " Ralph is a lucky guy." " Yes." "Heh." "[BRAD SIGHS]" "Everyone knows Betty is a wonderful little cook." "Yes." "Heh." "Why, Ralph himself, he will be in line for a promotion in a year or two." " Yes." " Hey, Janet?" "Yes, Brad?" "I've gut something to say." "Uh-huh." "I really lave them." "The skillful way... that you beat the other girls ta the bride's bouquet." "On, heh." "Oh, Brad." "Ha-ha-ha." " The river was deep, but I swam it" " Janet" " The future is ours, so let's plan it" " Janet" " Just please don't tell me to can it" " Janet" "I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you" " The mad was long, but I ran it" " Janet" " There's a fire in my heart and you fan it" " Janet" " If there's one fool for you, then I am it" " Janet" "Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you" "Aah!" "Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker" "There's three ways that love can grow" "That's good, bad, or" " Oh." " Shoot." " Mediocre" "Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I love you so" "Oh." " It's nicer than Betty Munroe had - on, Brad" " Now we're engaged and I'm so glad - on, Brad" " That you met Mom and you know Dad - on, Brad" "I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad for you too on, Brad" "Oh, damn it." "I'm mad" "Oh, Janet." " For you" " I love you too" "Oh." " There's one thing left to do" " There's one thing left to do" " And that's go see the man who began it" " Janet" " When we met in his science exam it" " Janet" " Made me give you the eye and then panic" " Janet" "Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you" "Damn it, Janet" "Oh, Brad, I'm mad" "Damn it, Janet" " I love you" " I love you" "[AUDIENCE CHEERING]" "Yeah!" "I would like, if!" "may... ta take you an a strange journey." "ALL:" "Haw strange was it?" "It seemed a fairly ordinary night... when Brad Majors and his fiancée, Janet Weiss... left Demon that late October evening... ta visit the doctor, Everett Scott... once tutor and now friend to both of them." "MAN [OVER RADIO]: hubcap shaped objects floating in the sky..." "Gash." "That's the third motorcyclist that's passed us." "They sure do take their lives in their hands, what, with the weather." "Yes, Janet." "Life is pretty cheap ta that type." "[TIRES SCREECH]" "What's the matter, darling?" "We must've taken the wrong fork." "Oh." "But, then, where'd that motorcyclist came from?" "Hmm." "Well, we're just going to have to turn back." "[BANGING THEN JANET GASPS]" "What was that bang?" "We must have a blow-nut." "Damn it." "I knew I should've had that spare tire fixed." "Well, you stay here and keep warm." "I will go lack for help." "Where will you go?" "We're in the middle of nowhere." "Didn't we pass a castle back dawn the road a few miles?" "Maybe they have a telephone I could use." " I'm going with you." " Oh, no." "Darling, there is no sense in bath of us getting wet." "I'm coming with you." "Besides, darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman... and you might never came back again." "[BOTH LAUGHING]" "[BRAD SIGHS]" "Mm." "["OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE" PLAYING]" "JANET:" "Oh." "[THUNDER ROLLING]" "In the velvet darkness Of the blackest night" "Burning bright" "There's a guiding star" "No matter what" "Or who you are" "BOTH:" "There's a light" "ALL:" "Over at the Frankenstein place" "There's a light" "Burning in the fireplace" "There's a light Light" "In the darkness" "Of everybody's life" "Oh." "The darkness must go" "Down the river of nights dreaming" "Flow morphia slow" "Let the sun and light come streaming" "Into my life" "Into my life" "BOTH:" "There's a light" "ALL:" "Over at the Frankenstein place" "There's a light" "Burning in the fireplace" "There's a light Light" "In the darkness" "Of everybody's life" "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "And so it seemed that fortune had smiled an Brad and Janet..." "And so it seemed that fortune had smiled an Brad and Janet... and that they had found the assistance that their plight required..." "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "[SCREAMING]" "Or had they?" "Oh, Brad." "Let's go back." "I'm cold and I'm frightened." "Just a moment, Janet." "They may have a telephone." "Came an." "[DOOR CREAKING]" "Hello." "[JANET WHIMPERS]" "Hi." "My name is Brad Majors." " This is my... fiancée, Janet Weiss." " Mm." "[STUTTERS] I was wandering if you might help us." "You see, our car brake dawn a few miles up the road." "Do you have a phone we might use?" "You're wet." "Yes." "It's raining." "Yes." "Yes." "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "I think, perhaps, you'd better bath... come inside." "You're tan kind." "Heh." "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "Brad, I'm frightened." "What kind of place is this?" "Oh, it's probably just some sort of... hunting lodge for rich weirdoes." "Heh." "Oh." "This way." "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING AND MUSIC PLAYING]" "Are you having a party?" "You've arrived an a rather special night." "It's one of the master's affairs." "Oh, haw lucky." "Heh." "You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky." "We're all lucky." "[GUFFAWING]" "["THE TIME WARP" PLAYING]" "It's astounding" "Time is fleeting" "Madness takes its toll" "But listen closely" " Not for very much longer BOTH:" "Aah!" " I've got to keep control" " Aah!" "I remember doing the Time Warp" "Drinking those moments" " When the blackness would hit me" " Aah!" "And the void would be calling" "Let's do the Time Warp again" "Let's do the Time Warp again" "It's just a jump to the left" "And then step to the right" "Put your hands on your hips" "You bring your knees in tight" "But it's the pelvic thrust" "It really drives you insane" "Let's do the Time Warp again" " Let's do the Time Warp again" " Oh!" "It's so dreamy" "Oh, fantasy free me" "So you can't see me" "No, not at all" "In another dimension" "With voyeuristic intention" "Well secluded" "I see all" "With a bit of a mind flip" "You're into the time slip" " And nothing can ever be the same" " Jeez!" "You're spaced out on sensation" "Like you're under sedation" "Let's do the Time Warp again" "Oh, let's do the Time Warp again" "Well, I was walking down the street Just having a think" "When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink" "It shook a me up It took me by surprise" "He had a pickup truck And the devil's eyes" "He stared at me And I felt a change" "Time meant nothing Never would again" "Let's do the Time Warp again" "Let's do the Time Warp again" "It's just a jump to the left." "And then a step to the right" "With your hands an your hips..." "You bring your knees in tight" "But it's the pelvic thrust" "That really drives you insane" "Let's do the Time Warp again" "Let's do the Time Warp again" "[FINGERS SNAPPING]" "[BOTH SCREAM]" "Let's do the Time Warp again" "Let's do the Time Warp again" "It's just a jump to the left" "And then a step to the right" "Put your hands on your hips" "Bring your knees in tight" "But it's the pelvic thrust" "That really drives you insane" "Let's do the Time Warp again" " Let's do the Time Warp again BOTH:" "Aah!" "[RIFF RAFF CHUCKLES AND ALL GROAN]" "[CLEARS THROAT]" "Say something." "Say... do any of you guys know how to Madison?" "[ALL SIGH]" "Brad, please, let's get out of here." "Far God's sake, just keep a grip an yourself, Janet." "Oh, but it seems so unhealthy here." " It's just a party, Janet." " Oh, I want to go." "Well, we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone." "Well, then ask the butler or someone." "[PLAYING "SWEET TRANSVESTITE"]" "Give it a moment, Janet." "We don't want ta interfere with their celebrations." "This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad." "They're probably foreigners with ways different than our awn." "They may do some more folk dancing." "JAN ET:" "Brad." "Lack, I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared." "I'm here, there is nothing to worry about." "Aah!" "How do you do?" "I see you've met" "My faithful handyman" "He's just a little brought down" "Because when you knocked" "He thought you were the candy man" "Don't get strung out" "By the way I look" "Don't judge a book by its cover" "I'm not much of a man" "By the light of day" "But by night I'm one hell of a lover" "I'm just a sweet transvestite" "BACKUP:" "Sweet transvestite" "From Transsexual, Transylvania" "Let me show you around" "Maybe play you a sound" "You look like you're both pretty groovy" "Or if you want something visual" "That's not too abysmal" "We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie" "I'm glad we caught you at home." "Could we use your phone?" " We're bath in a bit of a hurry." " Right." "So we'll just say where we are and then go back ta the car." "We don't wanna be any worry." " Well, you got caught with a flat" " Oh." "Well, how about that?" "Now, babies, don't you panic" "By the light of the night" "It'll all seem all right" "I'll get you a satanic mechanic" " I'm just a sweet transvestite" " Sweet transvestite" "From Transsexual, Transylvania" " Won't you stay for the night?" " Night" " Or maybe a bite" " Bite" "I'd show you My favorite obsession" "I've been making a man" "With blond hair and a tan" "And he's good for relieving my tension" " I'm just a sweet transvestite" " Sweet transvestite" "From Transsexual, Transylvania" "Hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite" "Sweet transvestite" "From Transsexual" "Transylvania" "So come up to the lab" "And see what's on the slab" "I see you shiver with an tic!" "'" "ALL:" "Say it." " Patton" "But maybe the rain" "Isn't really to blame" "So I'll remove the cause" "[LAUGHING]" "But not the symptom" "[ALL GASP]" "[FINGERS SNAPPING]" "JANET:" "Oh." "Thank you." " Thank you very much." "Oh!" "Och." "Oh." "Oh!" "Oh, Brad." "It's all right, Janet." "We'll play along for new and pull out the aces when the time is right." "This is no time for tricks, Brad." "Oh!" "Whoa!" "Oh!" "[GASPS] Oh!" " Slowly." "JAN ET:" "Aah!" "Slowly." "It's too nice a job to rush." "Hi." "My name is Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss." "And you are?" "You are very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory." "Same people would give their left arm for the privilege." "[SCOFFS] People like you, maybe?" "I've seen it." " Mm." " Uh..." "Came along." "The master doesn't like to be kept waiting." "Shift it." "[BOTTLE BREAKS THEN JANET GASPS]" "[BUZZING]" "[CLANGING]" "[ELEVATOR WHIRRING]" "Is she-f?" "Um..." "Frank, I mean, is she your wife?" "[CHUCKLES]" "The master is not yet married." "Nor do I think she ever will be." " We are simply her servants." " Oh." "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "Magenta." "Columbia." "Come, assist Riff Raff." "[ALL GASPING]" "Mm." "[CHUCKLING]" "I'll entertain." "Ugh." " Brad Majors." "This is my fiancée, Janet Vice." " Weiss." "Weiss." "[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]" "Oh." "[JANET  FRANK CHUCKLING]" "Haw nice." "What charming underclothes you both have." "But here, put these an." "They'll make you feel less vulnerable." "It's not often we receive visitors here." "Let alone offer them hospitality." "Hospitality?" "All we wanted was to use your telephone." "Damn it." "A reasonable request which you have chosen to ignore." "Brad." "Brad, don't be ungrateful." "Ungrateful." "Och." "Haw forceful you are, Brad." "Such a perfect specimen of manhood." "So dominant." "You must be awfully proud of him, Janet." "Yes, I am." "Heh." "Do you have any tattoos, Brad?" "Certainly not." "Oh, well." "How about you?" "[LAUGHING]" "Everything is in readiness, master." "We merely await your ward." "[BOTH GRUNT]" "[FEEDBACK ON SPEAKERS]" "Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists... you are to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research." "And paradise is to be mine." "[FINGERS SNAPPING]" "It was strange the way it happened." "Suddenly, you get a break." "[SQUISHING]" "And all the pieces seem to fit into place." "What a sucker you've been." "What a foal." "The answer was there all the time." "But it tank a small accident to make it happen." "An accident." "MAGENTA  COLUMBIA:" "An accident." "[FEEDBACK ON SPEAKERS]" "And that's haw I discovered the secret." "That elusive ingredient." "That spark that is the breath of life." "[FINGERS SNAPPING]" "You see, you are fortunate." "Far tonight is the night my beautiful creature is destined ta be barn." "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "[LAUGHING]" "Hoopla." "Hail." "[WHIMPERING AND WHOOPING]" "[DRUMMING CONTINUES]" "Throw open the switches an the sonic oscillator." "[WHIRRING]" "Step up the reactor power input three more paints." "[GRUNTING]" "[RIFF RAFF GUFFAWING]" "FRANK:" "Och." "Aah!" "[MAGENTA LAUGHING]" "Oh." "Ha-ha-ha." "[WHIRRING THEN ALL GASP]" "Oh, Brad." "It's all right, Janet." "[GASPS]" "Och." "[ALL GASPING]" "Oh, Rocky." "[ALL CONTINUE GASPING]" "[WHIMPERING]" "[THUNDER RUMBLES AND MAN QUIVERING]" "[SCREAMING]" "["SWORD OF DAMOCLES" PLAYING]" "The sword of Damocles Is hanging over my head" "And I've got the feeling Someone's gonna be cutting the thread" "Oh, woe is me" "My life is a misery, yeah" " Aah!" " Get him dawn." "Can't you see?" "I'm at the start of a pretty big downer" "Yeah" "I woke up this morning with a start" " When I got out of bed BACKUP:" "That ain't no crime" "And left from my dreaming Was a feeling of unnameable dread" "That ain't no crime" "Oh, my high is low" "I'm dressed up with no place to go" "And all I know" "I'm at the start of a pretty big downer" "Oh, no" " That ain't no crime" " Oh, no, no, no" " That ain't no crime" " Oh, no, no, no" " That ain't no crime" " No, no, no" "No" "[BLOWS PARTY HORN]" "Oh." "Aah!" "The sword of Damocles Is hanging over my head" "That ain't no crime" "And I've got the feeling Someone's gonna be cutting the thread" "That ain't no crime" "Oh, woe is me" "My life is a misery" "And can't you see?" "I'm at the start of a pretty big downer" " That ain't no crime" " Oh, no, no, no" " That ain't no crime" " Oh, no, no, no" " That ain't no crime" " Oh, no, no, no" "HEY" " That ain't no crime" " Oh, no, no, no" " Ain't no crime" " Oh, no, no, no" " That ain't no crime" " Oh, no, no, no" "Well, really." "That's no way to behave an your first day out." "Mm." "But since you're such an exceptional beauty..." "I'm prepared to forgive you." "[LAUGHING]" "Oh, I just lave success." " He is a credit to your genius, master." " Yes." " A triumph of your will." " Yes." "Heh." "He's okay." "Okay?" "I think we can do better than that." "Brad." "Janet." "What do you think of him?" "Well..." "I don't like men with tan many muscles." "Heh." "I didn't make him for you." "He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval." "[COLUMBIA GRUNTS]" "["I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN" PLAYING]" "A weakling weighing 98 pounds" "Will get sand in his face" "When kicked to the ground" "And soon in the gym" "With a determined chin" "The sweat from his pores" "As he works for his cause" "Will make him glisten" "And gleam" "And with massage" "And just a little bit of" "Steam" "[LAUGHS]" "He'll be pink" "And quite clean" "He'll be a strong man" "But the wrong man" "He'll eat nutritious High protein" "And swallow raw eggs" "Try to build up his shoulders" "His chest, arms and legs" "Such an effort" "If he only knew of my plan" "In just seven days" "I can make you" "A man" "He'll do press-ups and chin-ups" "Do the snatch, clean and jerk" "He thinks dynamic tension" "[CHUCKLES] Mm." "Must be hard work" "Such strenuous living I just don't understand" "When in just seven days" "I can make you" "A man" "[ALL SCREAMING]" "Eddie." "[CHUCKLES]" "WOMAN:" "Ow!" "[CHUCKLES]" " Whoo!" "Came an." "MAN:" "Yeah!" "[ALL SCREAMING]" "["HOT PATOOTIE" PLAYING]" "Whatever happened to Saturday night?" "When you dressed sharp and you felt all right" "It don't seem the same since the cosmic light Came into my life" "I thought I was divine" "I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go And listen to the music on the radio" "A saxophone was blowing on a rock 'n' roll show" "We climbed in the back seat Really had a good time" "Hot patootie, bless my soul" "I really love that rock 'n' roll" "Hot patootie, bless my soul" "I really love that rock 'n' roll" "Hot patootie, bless my soul" "I really love that rock 'n' roll" "Hot patootie, bless my soul" "I really love" "Come on, baby" "I'm really loving it" "Come on" "My head used to swim From the perfume I smelled" "My hands kind of fumbled With her white plastic belt" "I'd taste her baby pink lipstick And that's when I'd melt" "She'd whisper in my ear Tonight she really was mine" "Get back in front, put some hair oil on" "Buddy Holly was singing his very last song With your arms around your girl" "You tried to sing along It felt pretty good, yeah" "Really had a good time, yeah" "Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll" "Hot patootie, bless my soul" "I really love that rock 'n' roll" "Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll" "Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll" "JAN ET:" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Aah!" "Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll" "Oh, yeah Oh, yeah" "Oh, love it" "Give it, give it" "[GRUNTING]" "Oh, yeah Oh, yeah" " Oh, yeah" " I really love that rock 'n' roll" "Come on, baby" "Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll" "Hot patootie, bless my soul I really love that rock 'n' roll" "Huh?" "[WHIMPERING]" "[WOMAN SCREAMING]" "[CLANGING]" "[ALL GASP]" "My fellow Transylvanians, Eddie has left the castle." "[SCREAMING]" "[GRUNTS]" "[FINGERS SNAPPING]" "Don't be upset." "It was a mercy killing." "He had a certain naive charm but no muscle." "["I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (REPRISE)" PLAYING]" "But a deltoid and a bicep" "A hot groin and a tricep" "Make me" "[GRUNTING]" "Shake" "Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas" "By the hand" "In just seven days" "I can make you a man" "I don't want no dissension" "Just a dynamic tension" " I'm a muscle fan" " Ha-ha-ha." "In just seven days" "I can make you" "A man" "Dig it if you can" "In just seven days" "I can make you a man" "Brava." "AUDIENCE:" "Brava." "Brava." "MAN:" "Brava." "Going dawn." "[SIGHS]" "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "Oh." "MAGENTA:" "Oh." " Ha-ha-ha." "[MAGENTA LAUGHING]" "Oh." "[noon OPENS]" "Who is it?" "Who's there?" "MAN:" "It's only me, Janet." " Oh, Brad, darling, came in." "Mm." "Oh, Brad." "Oh, yes, my darling." "Oh, but..." "What if...?" "It's all right, Janet." "Everything's going to be all right." "Oh, I hope so, my darling." " Oh." " Mm." "Oh." "Heh." "[LAUGHING]" "[MOANING]" "[MAN LAUGHING]" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" " It's you." " I'm afraid so, Janet." "But isn't it nice?" "Oh, you..." "You monster." "What have you done with Brad?" "Well, nothing." " Why, do you think I should?" " Oh." "You tricked me." "I wouldn't have." " I've never, never..." " Yes." "Yes, I know." "But it isn't all bad, is it?" "I really think you'd find it quite pleasurable." "[BOTH MOANING]" "Stop." "I mean..." "[SCREAMING]" "[WHIMPERING] on!" "Oh, Brad." "Oh, Brad." "Shh." "Brad's probably asleep by now." "Do you want him to see you like this?" "Oh!" "Oh." "Ha-ha-ha." "Like this, like haw?" "This is your fault." "You're to blame." "I was saving myself." "I'm sure you're not spent... yet." "[LAUGHING]" "Promise you won't tell Brad?" "[GASPS] Oh!" "On my mother's grave." "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "[RIFF RAFF HUMMING]" "[SNORING]" "[RIFF RAFF SCREAMS THEN MAGENTA CHUCKLES]" "[ROCKY WHIMPERING AND MAGENTA GUFFAWING]" "[BLOWING]" "[GRUNTING]" "[LAUGHING]" "MAGENTA:" "Ga." "Ha-ha-ha." "Ga!" "[GRUNTS]" "[MAGENTA GUFFAWING]" "Oh." "[WHIMPERING]" "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "[MAGENTA  RIFF RAFF GUFFAWING]" "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "[THUNDER RUMBLING AND ROCKY WHIMPERING]" "[BOTH GUFFAWING]" "WOMAN:" "Oh, Brad, it's no good here." "It will destroy us." "Don't worry, Janet." "We'll be well away from here in the morning." "Oh, Brad, you're so strung and protective." "[CHUCKLES]" "[WOMAN MOANING THEN GIGGLING]" "[MAN LAUGHING]" "What-f?" " Na." "You." " I'm afraid so, Brad." " But isn't it nice?" " Why you-f?" "Aah!" " What have you done with Janet?" " Nothing." "Why, do you think I should?" " You tricked me." " Aah!" "I wouldn't have." "I've never, never, never..." "Oh, yes, I know, Brad." "But it isn't all bad, is it?" "Nat even half bad." "I think you really quite enjoyed it." "So soft." "So sensual." "[GRUNTING]" "Janet." "Shh." "Janet's probably asleep by now." "You wouldn't want her to see you..." " like this." " Aah!" "Like this, like haw?" "This is your fault." "You're to blame." "I thought this was the real thing." "Oh, came an, Brad, admit it." " You liked it." " No." "There's no crime in giving yourself aver to pleasure." "Oh, Brad, we've wasted so much time already." "Janet needn't know." "I won't tell her." "Well... you promise you won't tell?" "Crass my heart and hope to die." "[BRAD SIGHS THEN FRANK GASPS]" "[FRANK SQUEALING AND BRAD GRUNTING]" "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished." "[FRANK GASPS]" "The new playmate is loose... and somewhere in the castle ground." "Magenta has just released..." " the dogs." " Coming." "[CHUCKLES]" "[THUNDER RUMBLES THEN JANET GASPS]" "What's happening here?" "Where's Brad?" "Where's anybody?" "[WHIMPERS]" "[THUNDER RUMBLES THEN JANET WHIMPERS]" "Oh." "Brad." "Brad, my darling." "Oh." "Haw could I have done this to you?" "Oh." "If only we hadn't made this journey." "ALL:" "But you did." "If only our car hadn't broken down." "If only we were amongst friends or sane persons." "But you're not." "Two out of three ain't bad." "On, Brad. on." "What have they done with him?" "["ONCE IN A WHILE" PLAYING]" "Once in a while She don't wanna call you" "Speaking on the telephone" "And once in your life" "She don't wanna know you" "You look around" "The one you've found She is gone" "So, baby, don't cry" "Like there's no tomorrow" "After the night There's a brand-new day" "And there'll be no pain" "And no more sorrow" "So wash your face" "And phone my place" "It'll be okay" "And that's all the time" "That it takes" "For a heart to beat again" "So give me a sign" "That a lover makes" "You look around" "The one you've found ls back again" "And that's all the time" "That it takes" "For a heart to beat again" "The sweeter the wine" "The harder to make the break" "You hear something about someone" "You'd thought you'd known" "You'd thought you'd known" "You'd thought you'd known" "I thought" "I'd known" "Mm." "[WHIMPERS] Oh, Brad." "Oh, Brad." "[CONTINUES WHIMPERING]" "Haw could you?" "[MAN WHIMPERING THEN JANET GASPS]" "[MAN CONTINUES WHIMPERING]" "[GASPS]" "[WHIMPERING]" "Oh, you're hurt." "Did they do this to you?" "[MUTTERS]" "Here." "I'll dress your wounds." "Came here." "Paar baby." "There." "[WHIRRING]" " Tell us about it, Janet." " Tell us about it, Janet." "I was feeling done in" "Couldn't win" "I'd only ever kissed before" " You mean she's a...?" " Uh-huh." "["TOUCH-A, TOUCH-A, TOUCH ME" PLAYING]" "I thought there's no use getting" "Into heavy petting" "It only leads to trouble" "And seat wetting" "Now all I want to know" " Is how to go" " Aah!" "I've tasted blood And I want more" " More, more, more" " More, more, more" " I'll put up no resistance" " Mm." "I want to stay the distance" "I've got an itch to scratch" "I need assistance" "Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me" "I wanna be dirty" "Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me" " Creature of the night" " Oh." "And if anything grows While you pose" "I'll oil you up and rub you down" "MAGENTA  COLUMBIA:" "Down, down, down" "And that's just one small fraction Of the main attraction" "You need a friendly hand, oh" "I need action" "Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me" " I wanna be dirty" " Heh." "Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me" "Creature of the night" "Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me" "I wanna be dirty" "Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me" "Creature of the night" "[MOANS]" "Aah!" "[LAUGHING]" "Aah!" "Heh." "[MOANING]" "COLUMBIA:" "Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me" "I wanna be dirty" "COLUMBIA:" "Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me" "MAGENTA:" "Creature of the night" "Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me" "I wanna be dirty" "Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me" "Creature of the night" " Ha-ha-ha." " Congratulations, Janet." "[WHOOPING]" "Creature of the night" "Creature of the night" "[GRUNTS]" "BOTH:" "Aah!" "Mercy." "Haw did it happen?" "I understand you were to be..." " watching." " I was only away for a minute, master." "Well, see if you can find him on the monitor." "[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "Master, master." "We have a visitor." "BRAD:" "Hey." "Scatty." "Dr. Everett Scott." "You know this Earthling?" "This person?" "Dr. Scott happens to be an old friend of mine." "I see." "So this isn't simply a chance meeting." "You came here with a purpose." "I told you, my car brake dawn." "I was telling the truth." "I know what you said, Brad." "But this Dr. Everett Scott is a name that is not unknown to me." "Eh?" "Dr. Scott is a science teacher at Denton High School." "Now he works for your government, doesn't he, Brad?" "Attached ta the bureau of investigation of which you call UFOs." "Isn't that right, Brad?" "He may be." " You..." " Aah!" "I don't know." "The intruder is entering the building, master." "He'll probably be in Zen roam." " Shall we inquire of him in person?" " Yeah." "Show him up." "[PHONE RINGING]" "Mm-hm." "[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]" "Mm." "Great Scott." "[ALL CHEERING]" "Frank-N-Furter." "We meet at last." "[LAUGHING]" " Dr. Scott." " Brad?" " What are you doing here?" " Don't play games, Dr. Scott." "You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here." "It was part of your plan, was it not?" "That he and his female should check the layout for you." "Well, unfortunately for you, your plans are to be changed." "I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott." "I know Brad is." "I assure you, Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me." "You see, I came to find Eddie." "Eddie?" "I've seen him." " Eddie?" " He's..." "What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?" "I happen to know a lat about many a great things." "You see, Eddie happens to be my nephew." "Dr. Scott." "Oh." "[MAN  WOMAN MOANING AND LAUGHING]" "Oh?" "[MAN WHIMPERING]" "[MAN GASPING AND WOMAN SCREAMING]" "Janet." " Dr. Scott." "Janet." " Brad." " Rocky." " Argh." "Janet?" " Dr. Scott?" "Janet." " Brad." " Rocky." " Argh." "Janet?" " Dr. Scott." "Janet." " Brad." " Rocky." " Huh." "I made you." "And I can break you just as easily." "[BANGING THEN JANET GASPS]" "Master." "Dinner is prepared." "Excellent." "[BANGING]" "Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional." "Fund has always played a vital role in life's rituals." "The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man... and now, this meal." "However informal it might appear..." "Aah!" "You can be sure that there was to be very little bon ami." "I hope it's not meatloaf again." " Mm." " Sorry." "[WHIRRING]" "Just a little." "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "A toast ta absent friends." " Ta absent friends." " Ta absent friends." "And to Rocky." "Happy Birthday to you" "ALL:" "Happy Birthday to you" "Happy Birthday, dear Rocky" "Shall we?" "I came here to discuss Eddie." "Eddie?" "[WHIRRING]" "That's a rather tender subject." "[FRANK BLOWING RASPBERRY AND ROCKY CHUCKLING]" "Another slice, anyone?" "Excuse me." "[SCREAMING]" "I knew he was in with a bad crowd." "But it was worse than I imagined." "Aliens." "Dr. Scott?" "Ga an, Dr. Scott." "Or should I say, Dr. Van Scott?" " Now, what exactly are you implying?" " It's all right." " But Dr. Scott..." " That's all right, Brad." "From the day he was born" "He was trouble" "He was a thorn" "In his mother's side" "She tried in vain" "But he never caused her nothing but pain" "He left home the day she died" "From the day she was gone" "All he wanted Was rock 'n' roll porn" "And a motorbike" "Shooting up junk" "He was a lowdown cheap little punk" "Taking everyone for a ride" "When Eddie said He didn't like his teddy" "You knew he was a no-good kid" "And when he threatened your life" " With a switchblade knife" " What a guy" " Makes you cry" " And I did" "Everybody shoved him" "I very nearly loved him" ""I said, " Hey, listen to me" "Stay sane inside insanity"" "But he locked the door And threw away the key" "But he must have been drawn Into something" "Making him warn me With a note which read" "BOTH:" "What's it say?" "I'm out of my head" ""Out of my head"" "Hurry, or I may be dead" " They mustn't carry out their evil deeds" " They mustn't carry out their evil deeds" "[SCREAMS]" "When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no-good kid" "But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife" "("What a 9")'" " Makes you cry" " And I did" "When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no-good kid" "But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife" " What a guy" " Makes you cry" "And I did" " What a guy" " Makes you cry" "And I did" " What a guy" " Makes you cry" " And I did" " When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy" "You knew he was a no-good kid" "But when he threatened your life With a switch-blade knife" "Eddie." "[CLANGING]" "[SCREAMING THEN WHIMPERING]" "Rocky, how could you?" "[SCREAMS]" "[SCREAMING]" "["PLANET SCHMANET, JANET" PLAYING]" "[SCREAMING]" "I'll tell you once I won't tell you twice" "You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss" "Your apple pie Don't taste too nice" "You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss" "Oh!" "[SCREAMING]" "I've laid the seed It should be all you need" "You're as sensual as a pencil Wound up like an E or first string" "When we made it Did you hear a bell ring?" "[BUZZING]" "[JAN ET SCREAMING]" "You gonna block?" "Take my advice" "You better wise up, Janet Weiss" "[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]" "The transducer will seduce you" "My feet." " I can't move my feet." " My wheels." "I can't move my wheels." " Ha-ha-ha." " It's as if we were..." " Glued to the spot." " You are." "So quake with fear, you tiny foals." "Oh." "We're trapped." "It's something you'll get used to" "A mental mind game can be nice" "[LAUGHING]" "You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine." "This sonic transducer... it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory..." ""physio-molecular transport device."" " You mean...?" " Yes, Brad." "It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time." "But it seems our friend here has found a way of perfecting it." "A device capable of breaking dawn solid matter... then projecting it through space." "Who knows?" "Perhaps even time itself." "You mean, she's gonna send us to another planet?" "Planet-shmanet, Janet" "You better wise up, Janet Weiss" "You better wise up Build your thighs up" "You better wise up" "And then, she cries out:" "Stop!" "Don't get hot and flustered" "Use a bit of mustard" "You're a hot dog" "But you better not try and hurt her" "Frank Furter" " Aah!" " You're a hot dog" "But you'd better not try to hurt her" "Frank Furter" "You're a hot dog" "[GRUNTS]" "My Gad, I can't stand any more of this." "First, you spurn me for Eddie." "Then you throw him off like some old overcoat for Rocky." "You..." "You chew people up, and you spit them out again." "I..." "I loved you." "You hear me?" "I loved you." "And what did it get me?" "Yeah, I'll tell you." "A big nothing." "You're like a sponge." "You take, take, take." "You drain others of their love and emotion." "Well, I've had enough." "You're gonna have to choose between me... and Rocky." "So named because of the racks in his head." "[CHUCKLES]" "It's not easy having a good time." "Even smiling makes my face ache." "And my children turn an me." "Rocky's behaving just the way Eddie did." "Do you think it was a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?" "I grow weary of this world." "When shall we return to Transylvania, huh?" "FRANK:" "Magenta." "I'm indeed grateful to you and your brother, Riff Raff." "You bath served me well." "Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded." "You will discover that when the mood takes me..." "I can be quite generous." "I ask for nothing, master." "Oh." "And you shall receive it in abundance." "[SCOFFS]" "Came." "We are ready for the flour show." "Mm." ""NARRATOR"." "And so, just a few hours after announcing their engagement..." "Brad and Janet... had bath tasted... forbidden fruit." "This in itself was proof... that their host was a person of little morals... and some persuasion." "What diabolical plan had seized Dr. Furter's crazed imagination?" "What indeed?" "["ROSE TINT MY WORLD" PLAYING]" "It was great when it all began" "I was a regular Frankie fan" "But it was over when she had the plan" "To start working on a muscleman" "Now the only thing that gives me hope ls my love of a certain dope" "Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain" "I'm just seven hours old" "Truly beautiful to behold" "And somebody should be told" "My libido hasn't been controlled" "Now the only thing I've come to trust ls an orgasmic rush of lust" "Said rose tints my world And keeps me safe from my troubles and pain" "Hey, yeah" "It's beyond me" "Help me, Mommy" "I'll be good, you'll see" "Take this dream away" "What's this?" "Let's see" "[GRUNTS]" "I feel sexy" "What's come over me?" "Oh, here it comes again" "Yeah, yeah" "I feel released" "Bad times deceased" "My confidence has increased" "Reality is here" "The game has been disbanded" "My mind has been expanded" "It's a gas that Frankie's landed" "Her lust is so sincere" "[SMOOCHES]" "[CHUCKLES]" "[DRUM ROLL]" "[TRUMPETING]" "["FANFARE/DON'T DREAM IT" PLAYING]" "Whatever happened to Fay Wray?" "That delicate satin-draped frame" "As it clung to her thigh" "How I started to cry" "Because I wanted to be dressed" "Just the same" "Give yourself over" "To absolute pleasure" "Swim the warm waters" "Of sins of the flesh" "Erotic nightmares" "Beyond any measure" "And sensual daydreams" "To treasure forever" "Can't you just see it?" "Don't dream it" "Be if" "Don't dream it" "Be if" "Don't dream it" "Be if" "Don't dream it" "Be if" "Don't dream it" "Be if" "Don't dream it" "Be if" "Don't dream it" "Be if" "Be it." "Don't dream it" "Be if" "Don't dream it" "We've gotta get out of this trap... before this decadence saps our will." "I've gotta be strung... and try to hang." "Or else my mind may well snap... and my life will be lived... far the thrill." "[GUFFAWING]" "Aah!" "It's beyond me" "Help me, Mommy" "God bless Lili St. Cyr" "[ALL SCREAMING]" "My, my, my My, my, my, my, my" "MY, W, W, W, Whoa" "I'm a wild and an untamed thing" "I'm a bee with a deadly sting" "You get a hit and your mind goes ping" "Your heart will thump And your blood will sing" "So let the party and the sounds rock on" "We're gonna shake it till the life has gone" "Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain" "Oh, yeah" "We're a wild and an untamed thing" "We're a bee with a deadly sting" "You get a hit and your mind goes ping" "Your heart will thump And your blood will sing" "So let the party and the sounds rock on" "We're gonna shake it till the life has gone" "Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain" "Oh, yeah" "Oh, yeah" "Oh, yeah" "We're a wild and an untamed thing" "We're a bee with a deadly sting" "You get a hit and your mind goes ping" "Your heart will thump And your blood will sing" "So let the party and the sounds rock on" "We're gonna shake it till the life has gone" "Rose tints my world Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain" "And pain" "[LAUGHING]" "Frank-N-Furter" "It's all over" "Your mission is a failure" "Your lifestyles too extreme" "I'm your new commander" "You now are my prisoner" "We return to Transylvania" "Prepare the transit beam" "[CLICKING]" "[WHIRRING THEN ALL GASPING]" "Wait." "I can explain." "[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]" "Back." "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "[WHIRRING STOPS]" "[MUTTERING]" "[WHIRRING]" "[PLAYING "I'M GOING HOME"]" "On the day I went away" "Goodbye" "Was all I had to say" "Now I" "I want to come again and stay" ""Oh, my, " IV" "Smile and that means" "I may" "Because I've seen, oh" "Blue skies through the tears" "In my eyes" "And I realize" "I'm going home" "I'm going home" "Everywhere it's been the same" "Feeling" "Like I'm outside in the rain" "Wheeling" "[SCOFFS]" "Free to try to find a game" "Dealing" "Cards for sorrow" "Cards for pain" "And I've seen, oh" "Blue skies through the tears" "In my eyes" "And I realize" "I'm going home" "I'm going home" "I'm going home" "I'm going" "Home" "[AUDIENCE CHEERING]" "MAN:" "Brava!" "[CHEERING CONTINUES]" "MAN:" "Brava!" "WOMAN 1:" "Brava!" "WOMAN 2:" "Brava." "[MAN YELLING IN ITALIAN]" "Haw sentimental." "And also presumptuous of you." "You see, when I said we were to return to Transylvania..." "I referred only to Magenta and myself." "I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading... but you see, you are to remain here." "In spirit, anyway." "Great heaven." "That's a laser." "Yes, Dr. Scott." "A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter." "You mean, you're going to kill her?" "What's her crime?" "You saw what became of Eddie." "Society has ta be protected." "Exactly, Dr. Scott." "And new, Frank-N-Furter... your time has come." "Say goodbye to all of this..." " And hello..." " and hello to oblivion." "[SCREAMING]" "[JANET SCREAMS THEN COLUMBIA GRUNTING]" "[SCREAMING]" "[GASPING]" "[GASPS] Na." "Na." "Aah!" "Aah!" "[SCREAMING]" "[WHIMPERING]" "[FRANK GASPING]" "[ROCKY GRUNTING]" "[CLICKING]" "[FRANK GRUNTS]" "[GASPING]" "[GRUNTING]" "Aah!" "Oh, Rocky." "[GASPING]" "[ROCKY EXHALES]" "Goad Gad." "You've killed them." "But I thought you liked them." "They liked you." "They didn't like me." "They never liked me." "You did right." "A decision had to be made." "Yes, well, you're okay by me." " Dr. Scott." " Yes?" "I'm sorry about your nephew." "Eddie?" "Yes, well, perhaps it was for the best." "You should leave new, Dr. Scott..." " while it is still possible." " Yes." "We're about to beam the entire castle... back to the planet of Transsexual... in the galaxy of Transylvania." "Go." "Now." "[GUITAR SOUNDS]" "Our noble mission is almost completed, my mast beautiful sister." "And scan we shall return to the moan-drenched shares... of our beloved planet." "[GRUNTS]" "Sweet Transsexual." "Land of night." "Ta sing and dance once more to your dark refrains." "Ta take that step ta the right." "[GUFFAWING]" "But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane." "And our world will do the Time Warp... again." "[BOTH GUFFAWING]" "[BOTH SCREAMING]" "[BOTH GUFFAWING]" "["SUPER HEROES" PLAYING]" "I have done a lot" "God knows I've tried" "To find the truth" "I've even lied" "But all I know ls down inside" "I'm bleeding" "And superheroes" "Come to feast" "To taste the flesh" "Not yet deceased" "And all I know ls still the beast is feeding" "[RUMBLING]" "And crawling on the planet's face" "Some insects called the human race" "Lost in time" "And lost in space" "And meaning" "[THE "TIME WARP" PLAYING]" "Let's do the Time Warp again" "Let's do the Time Warp again" "I knew Leo G. Carroll" "Was over a barrel" "When tarantula took to the hills" "And I really got hot" "When I saw Janette Scott" "Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills" "Dana Andrews said prunes" "Gave him the runes" "And passing them used lots of skills" ""But when worlds collide"" "Said George Pal to his bride" ""I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills"" "Like a" " Science fiction" " Science fiction" " Double feature" " Double feature" " Frank has built" " Frank has built" " And lost a creature" " And lost a creature" " Darkness conquers" " Darkness conquers" " Brad and Janet" " Brad and Janet" " The servant's gone to" " The servant's gone to" " A distant planet" " A distant planet" " To the late-night" " To the late-night" " Double feature" " Double feature" " Picture show" " Picture show" " I wanna go" " I wanna go" " To the late-night" " To the late-night" " Double feature" " Double feature" " Picture show" " Picture show" "[LAUGHING]" "[AUDIENCE CHEERING]" "Yeah."