"previously on Melrose Place... oh my God..." "Sydney... did you know her pretty well?" "I met her four years ago... she was the one who convinced me I could be a real chef... she moves in and a week later Sydney's dead coincidence?" "..." "okay, the girl's a little weird that doesn't make her a murderer we're getting married, guys... all my life all I wanted was to be a doctor" "I went on this fancy dinner with this guy he offered me $5,000 to have sex with him" "Junior publicist..." "Simms..." "Jonah, you are a hugely talented filmmaker wat's a rich boy like you doing this stuff for anyway?" "look, I need cash, okay?" "bring me something I can move what are you doing?" "get out of my restaurant right now before I call the cops!" "what did this guy do to you anyway that was worth my career?" "look, I was trying to help you didn't you try to help Sydney the night she died?" " Rodriguez..." " I thought you'd like to know" "Ella Simms had every reason to want Sydney Andrews dead" "* I try it on..." "* I take it off * * so what you got?" "* something about boots and boys * * boots and boys * * they bring me so much joy * bring me joy *" "* I gotta say I wear 'em both so pretty * * as I walk in the city * watch out * boots and boys * give me boots and boys * * boots and boys * boots and boys, boys *" "* oh" "* I'm keeping quite the collection *" "* Take nothing less than perfection... * oh, Lor!" "Happy birthday, El... hhmm,shebakes,saveslives..." "what can't the girl do?" "you want to make a wish before we burn down the apartment?" "uh, no, no, Lauren... you know I don't play the wishing game if I want something..." "I go out and get it of course you do..." "what was I thinking?" "last carb till my party tomorrow night hhmm, you are still coming, right?" "yeah... in scrubs and booties if I have to be" "I love you hey, I'll play with both hands next time that might help you a little bit you won by a bucket or should I say, a letter..." "Auggie and I play a real game..." "oh, whoa, whoa." "horse is a very real game, my friend and so is my left-handed reverse layup freeze... both of you oh what, you're too busy auditioning for an Old Spice commercial to RSVP to my party?" "no, I just wanted to do it in person you got a minute?" "hhmm yeah, why don't you actually shoot me an e-mail?" "after a soapy shower uh, game on for Riles and me" "I thought she was going to call you though no text, no tweet, no call if I didn't know any better..." "I'd say she didn't like me well, I'm in and you're going to love my birthday present don't make promises you can't keep, David" "oh... look what the tide washed in hey Aug, what's up?" "hey... what's up, man?" "perfect timing" "I'm gonna go get that shower please tell me we're confirmed on rezzies for tomorrow night yeah, yeah..." "I've got a block of Coal's best tables with your name all over them..." "awesome..." "Marcello's in New York so I'll be able to get you whatever you want hhmm, my favorite words you're the bestest yeah..." "yeah... hey, birthday girl" "I told the doorman to make sure that your guests get right past the velvet rope oh thanks, Violet can't do much else on a hostess salary" "I'm not exactly being paid like a rock star not yet...but if there's one thing that Sydney taught me it's that there is always room to move up" "what do you think you're doing?" "disabling your vehicle that's what happens when you don't pay your parking tickets" "I just moved here from Denver, I mean" "I thought you had like a year to pay those things they're really expensive due date's written on the ticket and on the follow-up notices hey, you okay?" "not really oh, God" "I'm a total failure" "I can't afford the impound fee" "I mean, how am I supposed to take care of my sister now?" "there was a rock climbing incident about a year ago and she hit her head and now she has to relearn how to walk and I'm the only one who can drive her to physical therapy look..." "I'm never supposed to do this thank you so much bravo" "I know you from WPK you're... you're Phillip's client, right?" "I was Phillip's client he said I was too demanding" "I just don't tolerate incompetence..." "Sydney Andrews..." "Ella Simms yeah, I've, um... seen you in the lobby you know, between my Jamba Juice stops and picking up the dry cleaning for my boss something tells me you'll have your own" "Jamba Juice delivery boy one day really?" "well, what makes you say that?" "I have an eye for talent you have a future, Ella once you rethink the unique approach to your hair and get rid of those nails before you accidentally impale someone you just need to find a sense of style, sweetheart" "I..." "like the way I look that's the problem" "I can help you" "I can take you to my salon we can go shopping what are you...some Good Samaritan?" "I have been called a lot of things never that my art gallery is short a publicist and anyone who can sell a bogus story to a Beverly Hills parking officer can sell the hell out of my gallery it's easy" "you just set your mind on what you want and go get it if I hadn't learned that" "I'd still be commuting to Beverly Hills from Van Nuys in a hatchback gotta run see you at Coal" "* how a girl like me can make you feel when we're alone * * if you're good to me, you won't be thinking twice * * when the show's over, you'll get your million dollar price *" "* oh, I had nothing... gentlemen... you must be the, uh...birthday strippers my assistant ordered we need you to come downtown for some questioning ooh, unfortunately that's impossible you see, I'm booked solid today" "we got a tip that contradicts your alibi on the night of Sydney Andrews' murder" "You might want to postpone your morning meetings." "Ella, I've known you for seven months now and you're one of my closest friends and uh, I don't have a lot of close friends" "I'd do anything for you and I do mean anything so, if you want to start your next year off with a bang you know where I live" "I thought this was supposed to be PG hey, I try my best you're so not speaking at our wedding bye..." "see you... see you after school..." "okay... ow!" "so, Ella's own documentary that's a pretty big gift for a birthday hey, you know what...she busts her butt trying to send work my way so I figured she deserves something special hhmm... what, like you don't have some serious bling all wrapped up" "in a bow for her?" "hardly... come on" "Ella's a great girl but she has yet to earn diamond status did you sell a blockbuster and not tell anybody?" "what is this?" "sick, right?" "This real estate agent hires me to shoot these virtual tours of all these just out of control mansions for his web site check this out look at this bedroom" "Riley would kill for that room well, then you just gotta sell a couple of big movies and make that happen, bro you're so right..." "oh, my gosh.." "I'm gonna get right on that" "hey Kyra, here are those olives you asked for thanks you okay?" "ah, my landlord's stressing me out about my back rent my agent's not returning my calls so I bought a bottle of wine last night" "I didn't open it listen Kyra, if you need a couple days off... work is the best place for me like you said if I'm in charge of the alcohol the alcohol can't be in charge of me, right?" "hey, guys... hey, Violet..." "hey, V." "I'm gonna hit the storeroom" "last night I saw Kyra pour three apple martinis with one hand and pop open a beer with another it was amazing she's a great bartender it's good to see her bounce back after some rough times..." "what do you mean?" "let's just say..." "I try to be there for her you like helping people out, don't you?" "well, when you've been on the receiving end of it it's uh, it gives you a certain perspective" "you know him?" "who doesn't?" "Dante Zaretti..." "P.I. to the stars have you ever used his services?" "half of my clients are married to cheating drug-abusing, tax-evading, celebutards" "I have five P.I.'s on speed dial that's not a crime why am I here?" "we're still trying to account for your timeline the night Sydney Andrews died didn't we cover this?" "where were you?" "like I said the first time" "I left Coal at midnight and then I went home and spent the night molesting my neighbor, David Breck it's okay...he's over 18 then why is there security cam footage of you in the alley outside of Coal" "talking to Dante Zaretti at 1:00 a.m.?" "I don't wear a watch" "I must've lost track of time not only does this picture prove that your alibi is bogus but it also makes me wonder what you're talking to a P.I. about okay look...one of my clients thinks her husband is a closet case" "so she hired Zaretti to follow him and he did all the way to Kathy Griffin doing stand-up" "Ella you might spin stories for a living but you're not selling it to me well, I have nothing to sell because I didn't do it so... either you release me now or you charge me which isn't gonna happen because you have nothing on me" "here you are..." "thank you... well, I have to admit I didn't peg you as someone who wanted to pursue this line of work on a regular basis" "I'm not sure anyone really pursues this kind of life well, you'd be surprised we don't all grow up wanting to be heart surgeons you've been looking into me of course then you know I'm having some trouble" "paying for medical school well, we all have our reasons" "Lauren, the doctor angle is brilliant it is...but let's be real" "I need my girls to be available and you're not" "I know what your hours are like but if-if I could set my appointments in advance" "I could arrange my schedule accordingly what do you think I'm running here some sort of Sherman Oaks modeling agency?" "no, no." "No, Wendi, no." "I... that night we met" "I was with a guy and it got ugly and I was scared you know what it's like...you can't tell anyone where you're going or who you're meeting" "I need to know there's someone keeping me safe will you give me a chance?" "please?" "I choose the client, time and location new girls start at $1,500 an hour" "I take 50 percent are we clear?" "completely and Lauren... there is one rule I insist you live by you miss an appointment...no matter the excuse you're done" "alright" "Dante Zaretti..." "Ella Simms from WPK listen, we got to get our stories straight and we got to do it sooner rather than later great...call me back ASAP" "Ella?" "covering Jasper Barnes at his photo shoot at the Bradbury Building and I told TMZ to accidentally show up when Lizzie Stevens checks herself into Promises you up to speed?" "yeah, nice try Ella... hey, you want to tell me about the incredibly attractive police raid this morning?" "they still have zero leads on the Sydney Andrews murder somehow they think I am gonna shed light on the case the LAPD practically dragged you out of here in shackles tat's not bringing comfort to anyone so, whatever mess you're in, clean it up immediately" "before you embarrass the entire firm" "you embarrassed me oh well, hello to you, too, Syd..." "I have a conference call with New York, so..." "I had another gallery showing last night and only made one sale no one showed up your publicity blitz was a complete and utter failure come on..." "I wrangled more buyers through those doors than anybody at this company well, they weren't there last night" "Syd, you are being unreasonable" "I got you write-ups in the L.A. Times the Weekly...even Vanity Fair it is not my fault if nobody likes the art we had a deal" "I turn you into a real publicist and you promote my gallery what am I supposed to tell my artists when they start pulling their work off the walls?" "I don't know paint prettier pictures well, look who's grown out of her UGGs and into her Manolos" "I gave you style, Ella" "I gave you a place to live" "I spent your birthdays with you when your own mother wouldn't even bother calling we were friends and this is what you trade it for" "I'm still your friend, Syd" "I'm just not at your beck and call 24-7 off to sign a client or just have sex with one?" "judging from the size of your new office you've been working overtime" "* Close your eyes and count to eight... * hey, you... don't know if you remember me we used to be best friends?" "you're vaguely familiar it's Ella, right?" "Ella actually gets to see you for 30 seconds a day" "I know..." "I miss you..." "I'm sorry... seems like the only time we talk nowadays is when I'm rescheduling another missed shopping date actually, this is one shopping excursion that might have been worth the wait" "I was hoping that you would come with me to help pick out my wedding dress" "Riley, I would love that good... that is a huge relief...considering" "I don't know the difference between satin and chiffon hhmm...yeah... tomorrow afternoon I am totally free that's perfect okay...meet at my apartment at 5:30 and we'll drive over together?" "I'll bring the Kleenex if you don't need it..." "I will... hey you look like you kind of know your way around a bar a little bit uh, I'm just practicing" "I was thinking about asking Marcello if he needed an extra bartender" "Violet, I know you're ambitious but you just started as a hostess normally you got to work your way up a little bit" "I know...and I'm totally grateful for my job it's just that rent alone eats up my entire paycheck" "I could really use the extra tips yeah" "Living in L.A. is kind of like eating at Coal it's all good till you get the bill especially when you live around people like Ella Simms you kind of start wishing you could dress like them, too well, don't worry... you don't need expensive clothes" "you look great looks like pericarditis could you excuse me a minute?" "this is an emergency hello?" "Lauren, Wendi Mattison" "Wendi, hey, um, I-I'm glad you called good cause I have a job for you tomorrow at 4:00 p.m at the Doheny there'll be a room key for you at the front desk..." "(alarm sounding) excuse me..." "Line is in... hello?" "Lauren?" "are you still with me?" "yeah, yeah... um, tomorrow at the Doheny..." "I'll be there good...your name will be Nikki" "Nikki Bloom * you don't want to go home * cause your family's all wrong... * the space is magnificent you just don't find this kind of Mediterranean charm in a home this size now, if you're interested..." "I'd move quickly the owners are accepting offers after the weeke, okay?" "thanks, guys thank you" "Mickey hey, man...here it is top-to-bottom..." "14-bedroom tour of the entire estate" "I even got a shot of that waterfall in the backyard..." "tracking with the stones in the foreground it's awesome forget about the damn video, Jonah isn't that what you hired me for?" "apparently not the diamond necklace with the ruby pendant?" "it's worth $65,000 it was on the master suite vanity and now it's gone where is it?" "I don't... wait...are you..." "you think I stole something?" "you're the only one who had access to that room okay, I'm not a thief is this...is this your little scam?" "you sneak into these estates with your camera and you rob them blind?" "you've used me before" "I run a legitimate business so do I...but if my clients find out that I was stupid enough to let some punk-ass thief into their home...bye-bye listings..." "Mickey, n..." "I swear to you, I don't know anything about a necklace" "yeah?" "let's see what the cops have to say" "hey... wow" "Wendi sure knows how to pick 'em" "I'm Nicky..." "hello, it's nice to meet you, beautiful Nicky" "I'm Frank you let me kiss you yeah, of...of course... * they say she needs to slow down * * the baddest thing around town * * she's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before *" "* nothing you can compare to your neighborhood ho *" "* I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl * * without being disrespectful" "No." "Not yet." "* damn, girl!" "* damn, you's a sexy bitch * a sexy bitch what's wrong?" "* damn, you's a sexy bitch nothing" "("Starstruck" by Santigold playing)" "I want you to dance for me um..." "Frank dancing's really not...not my thing well, it's my thing..." "and I'm paying a lot of money right and I understand that completely but I'm a terrible dancer" "I-I can't dance okay...so, what are you saying?" "do I need to talk to Wendi..." "get a different girl?" "* cause when I throw you on again *" "No." "No... of course not * what is the missing ingredient?" "*" "* I..." "I see you fade stop thinking" "feel the music" "* I..." "I see you fade away" "* I..." "I see you fade" "there you go" "* I..." "I see you fade away * under the skin * is not so easy to swallow" "* don't rub me in * divide my dreams are so hollow *" "* what is it you get..." "I don't get?" "*" "* I watch you fumbling again * cause dream easy on your cigarette * * through it, ain't through now... * Wendi never disappoints you are truly phenomenal hey... hey, I'm just getting started" "we-we spent an hour... having earth-shattering sex why not keep going?" "I thought..." "Wendi told you..." "I always keep the second hour optional right... um, do you mind if I make a phone call then?" "seriously?" "you have somewhere you need to be?" "cause if you're-you're too busy... no..." "I want to be wherever you want me to be miss Simms, a slight problem your credit card's been denied that's my platinum card your machine must be broken we called the credit card company your card appears to be maxed out" "there's an ATM around the corner well, that's impossible there's a $20,000 limit on that card" "how'd you pull this one off?" "are you bored?" "..." "lonely?" "I'm still angry... did you think I would forget that you told David" "I was sleeping with his father?" "You're the one forgetting the facts like how you were also sleeping with David?" "you were practically building a nest in that family tree just admit it..." "it killed you to see me happy again" "Syd, I would be overjoyed to see you happy again then maybe you wouldn't feel the need to humiliate me in front of perspective clients" "I'm saving them the hassle we both know that you'll kick them to the curb when you don't need them anymore just like you did to me last I checked... you were the one who walked out on our friendship" "sweetheart..." "I think you've made it very clear that your definition of friendship vastly different than mine" "hey..." "I could have you arrested you're the one with the maxed out credit card if you can't afford this place, there's a diner just down the street before I'm gray, David" "I don't mind being late to my birthday party but I don't want to be a no-show two seconds, El..." "I'm just about ready so... what'd you get me?" "well, that's a surprise oh please...there's no such thing no peeking, El..." "I'm not peeking damn, birthday girl..." "you look smoking why...thank you, David... you make fairly suitable arm candy yourself oh by the way...before I descend into a tequila-tinged haze you know our friend Detective Rodriguez?" "well turns out...he's not really our friend he has his handcuffs in a tizzy over our alibi so, if anyone asks we got home after 2:00 a.m. not midnight you got it?" "wait, you said that they cleared you why is he snooping around?" "well, I made the mistake of flirting with him out of boredom... poor fool actually thinks he has a chance but the questioning...it's just getting so old so can we just, please... keep our story airtight?" "El... if I'm gonna be your alibi" "I need to know the real story okay only if you promise not to tell a soul" "I promise" "I mean it, David you say anything and I will tell everyone that behind all the Prada you're really the prince of San Berdoo cough it up, El... what are you hiding?" "okay... you want to know the truth?" "the night Sydney died..." "I slept with a client" "I'm sorry, what?" "I slept with a client that's it?" "... that's your big confession?" "well, it is when their high-profile wife is also a client look, if this hit the blogosphere" "I'd get 15 minutes of fame and a lifetime of peddling In-N-Out burgers can we please get our butts on the road?" "very important people are waiting for an even more important person... me... just the way the cop was questioning me" "I was so nervous and I started doing that twitching thing with my eye now he probably thinks I'm like a serial killer you told him the truth you didn't steal that necklace where is everybody?" "I mean..." "he could be getting a search warrant right now next thing we know..." "LAPD's busting down our door rummaging through all of our stuff yeah...and what are they going to find your Doctor Strange comic collection?" "oh, and they said they're gonna call all my past employers so, once word gets out that I'm a suspected criminal" "I'm through, Riles..." "okay, Jonah... if you're not up for this party..." "don't stay on my account" "I'd much rather be on the couch with you and a bowl of popcorn" "I can't bail on Ella's birthday it's just going to require some advanced level intoxication" "Done..." "Rum and coke, my treat?" "yeah..." "okay..." "I'll come find you..." "okay... can I get a rum and coke and a red wine, please?" "what do we have here?" "aw, thank you... that is so sweet happy birthday... oh!" "a bracelet it's beautiful you hate it" "I do not if there's one thing Ella Simms can't lie about...it's jewelry no, it's just that..." "I may have gotten a peek at that amazing diamond necklace that was in your desk you know, the one with the ruby pendant so you were sneaking around" "I just thought you were gonna surprise me with it later...that's all" "I love this" "son of a bitch" "I know it sounds totally insane but somebody stole that necklace and it wasn't me and David saw footage of exactly where it was..." "okay, so... what, he burglarized the place?" "that's crazy seriously, Jonah first Violet, now David... you're like trapped in your own Hitchckian thriller he seemed really interested in that house when he saw it and the address was right there in front of him" "Jonah, David could buy ten of those necklaces with his trust fund..." "I know... it doesn't make any sense" "I mean, maybe he gets off on the thrill of it or something * you won't be lonely * even if the sky is falling down * * you'll be my only * no need to worry... oh, my God..." "Jonah Miller!" "a birthday video?" "how sweet are you get your butt over here!" "go on... go to your master come on... that's so sweet" "Riley... hey...." "I'm sorry I missed our shopping date okay...something came up suddenly and...you couldn't have called to reschedule?" "like you have the last three times?" "I lost track of time right, because the only clock is on your nonexistent cell phone" "Riley, you know what my life is like" "I have to be at ten places at once okay, and I only needed you in one" "I promise you" "I'm going to help you find the perfect wedding dress it's not about the dress, Lauren it's us we used to do everything together now I feel like you have this whole other life that I'm not a part of" "that other life is a hospital full of sick people" "I get that except I called the hospital and you weren't there" "here are the limes that you wanted awesome, V... thank you..." "I'm sorry to recruit you but I am slammed oh, I can tell do you need any help?" "yes, actually...would you mind stocking some of those glasses back there for me?" "easy..." "you're a lifesaver * just let it be * come on, bring your body next to me *" "* I'll take you away, hey... so El, the fact that you're concocting a way to put this on my reel and make your ten percent is exactly why we love you happy birthday..." "and that... is why I refer to Jonah as the next Spike Jonze thank you... for the most thoughtful gift ever total group effort, though it's really from all of us oh well, then, thank you" "to everyone... in this town, true friends are hard to find...and I am lucky to say that I live in a building full of them cheers!" "hhmm...how are we not on shots yet?" "good question...my treat... let's go...yeah? can I talk to you for a quick sec, outside?" "Jonah..." "Jonah... we'll be right back sure, bro... * no need to worry" "* Baby are you down, down, down, down, down?" "* * down" "* Baby are you down, down, down, down, down?" "*" "hello?" "I'm looking for my birthday surprise happy birthday..." "Ella" "Zaretti surprise... ten voice mails, six e-mails why are you stalking me?" "I wanted to talk to you before the police did you know, so we could get our story straight that night we met... we were discussing a mutual client..." "you got it?" "is that the lie you spun to the cops?" "well, I certainly wasn't going to tell them you killed Sydney Andrews..." "hey..." "I walked into that courtyard to find a woman facedown in a swimming pool..." "are you delusional?" "they are never going to believe that if you're trying to pin this murder on me, it's not gonna... happen...wait till the cops find out that you hired me to break into her place" "Ella..." "Syd keeps text-bombing me" "I gotta go...gotta lose the leash" "I'll call you later..." "you're my ride cab it who wants another shot?" "oh, whatever... oh... it's just a friend" "her name's Sydney Andrews she lives on the second floor so, what am I looking for, anyway?" "proof that she's trying to hijack my life credit history, medical records, passwords, pictures whatever she has on me" "Sydney wants to ruin my life and I want her to rot behind bars" "what really happened, Zaretti?" "huh?" "she catch you in her apartment, you panicked stuck a knife in her?" "maybe I better have a little conversation with the cops and tell them how you killed Sydney and tried to frame me for it" "Ella?" "there you are... what...?" "Lauren... hi... um... this is Mike Smith he's-he's a work colleague pleasure, Lauren..." "I-I'm not interrupting anything, am I?" "oh God, no... he was actually, um, just leaving" "happy birthday are you okay?" "what was that?" "yeah, no." "I'm fine he's just some drunken work guy no biggie come on, let's get out of here okay" "are you kidding?" "would you please just answer the question did you take the necklace or not?" "yeah, man... yeah, I'm sorry..." "I just couldn't resist the way it brought out my eyes" "you think that that was the same necklace?" "she's talking about something that belonged to a chick that I hooked up with she left it by mistake okay?" "you know what?" "I bet if you go to my place, you'll find one of her earrings on my pillow wh... do you think I like pointing fingers at one of my best friends here?" "I don't know my job is on the line here, David unlike you..." "I actually have to work for my cash flow then why don't you leave the detective work up to the pros and go back to working on your little home videos it's pretty obvious why Auggie wants nothing to do with you these days" "careful you don't burn through your trust fund like you burn through all the people in your life" "I'm going to get going" "I'm beat..." "wait a second... uh, is there another cash box around here?" "uh, that's everything why?" "cause we're $700 short at the bar uh, did you include the credit cards?" "Marcello always forgets no, I ran the numbers four times well, then something's off" "I mean, yeah, it was crazy night but not a $700 deficit crazy" "oh God, I'm so sorry..." "Auggie, I swear..." "I didn't do that" "I-I don't even know how that got in there..." "really?" "cause it looks like it just came out of your bag what is this?" "$700 oh what, you think I'm taking advantage cause the boss is out of town?" "Auggie, you know me" "I'd never steal yeah, but you've stolen before you told me... to buy drugs okay, that was over a year ago" "Auggie, you have to trust me" "I did not do this look, I don't know what to think" "let's just talk about this tomorrow, okay?" "great... so much for trusting each other" "Riley..." "Riley!" "I should've called" "I blew it..." "I'm sorry..." "I know..." "I stopped by Radiology before I checked in at the desk no cell reception" "it's just, this wasn't an ordinary shopping trip I know... this was the most memorable shopping trip of your life okay, I'm not going to let you down like that again, Riley... what I mean is..." "I was using this trip as an excuse to ask you to be my maid of honor" "I don't even know what to say, Riley you know what?" "you don't have to say anything it's probably really selfish of me to ask you why is it selfish of you?" "I mean, you got showers, fittings, bachelorette party..." "yeah, but Riley... with your schedule at the hospital and all your studying... you probably don't have time for silly wedding plans excuse me...1st of all, your wedding is not silly and secondly..." "I'm not going to lose my friend to my job" "I don't know what I'd do without you" "I'm going to find a way to balance my responsibilities there's nowhere I'd rather be than beside you on your big day" "come here... David, it's Jonah... your backstabbing basketball buddy" "door's open" "um, so I was wrong" "I was very, very wrong apparently a maid, kind of found that necklace it's actually a funny story, she was... she was cleaning behind some furniture and then... so what you're saying is that" "the necklace wasn't in my apartment" "I..." "I-I'm sorry..." "I feel like crap, man" "Jonah, why would I steal jewelry?" "I don't know..." "I-I don't know" "I..." "I guess I just kind of had it in my head that this could all be a facade somehow only in my geeked out imagination could I be sharing a courtyard with Thomas Crown" "Jonah, stick with the romcoms okay?" "the film noir's killing you" "Riley would totally agree look man...what can I do to make it up to you?" "let's settle it on the court one-on-one, loser buys lunch you're on... good... and I strongly suggest you bring your jump shot cause I'm starving" "some of these dresses should be made illegal look at this one um, the 1800s called they want their sleeves back okay, so my first duty as your maid of honor is to destroy this..." "oh, give me that... you ruined it..." "Vile hello?" "hello, Doctor..." "I heard you enjoyed my patient it was, um..." "it-it was a pretty standard procedure standard?" "I told him to keep you as long as he could consider this your final exam this mean I passed?" "with flying colors..." "I'm going to be using you again, Lauren in fact, I'm going to be using a lot of you welcome to the family" "thanks...bye... passed what?" "oh, just this test at work congratulations... thank you oh, my God... they still make these things in teal?" "how's Kyra doing?" "she still swears...she didn't do anything" "Marcello doesn't believe her, so... he's letting her go she was so cool" "I feel bad so do I" "I tried to convince him to give her a second chance but he wouldn't budge so..." "I guess you'll be looking for a new bartender do you think Marcello would give me a chance?" "I already talked to him..." "he's willing to give you a couple of hours on a Tuesday night no way... but you have to be great, cause he made it clear he's not running a charity thank you so much, Auggie" "I so owe you one no, you don't just keep your hand out of the register and you'll be fine" "miss Simms...how was yoga?" "oh God, just move in already thought you might like to know we talked to Dante Zaretti about your little meeting oh, good... then I'm sure he explained to you that we were discussing a mutual client" "actually, he said you hired him to break into Sydney's apartment except when he got there..." "she was already dead well, that is... one P.I. with a very vivid imagination he says you got there before him that night stabbed her, then tried to make him look like the killer according to Zaretti...you're the murderer" "okay, why does he get to be mr.Credibility?" "I mean, he's obviously lying he's just saying that because WPK didn't want to use him anymore" "look, Sydney Andrews made me who I am today why would I want her dead?" "if we can confirm his story you can bet your Burberry..." "you'll be arrested for murder well, that's one big "if" Detective... good luck with that oh, I'm not so sure I'm going to need any luck" "it's gonna feel real good when I get to tighten those handcuffs around those adorable little wrists of yours"