"GOOD NEWS." "I HAVE USED MY CHARM AND INFLUENCE" "TO GET US A PRIVATE ROOM AT TRIBECA GRILL" "TO CELEBRATE THE MAYOR'S STATE OF THE CITY ADDRESS." "THERE WILL BE AN OPEN BAR." "I'M SAYING THERE WILL BE AN OPEN BAR." "SHH." "LOOK." "WHO'S THAT SWEET-LOOKING YOUNG WOMAN," "AND WHY IS SHE TALKING TO STUART?" "AS DISTURBING AND SHOCKING AS IT MAY SEEM," "WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE" "SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE STUART'S GIRLFRIEND." "NO, THERE'S GOTTA BE" "A LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR THIS." "SHE'S SERVING HIM A SUBPOENA." "MIKE..." "THIS IS CAROLYN." "HI, CAROLYN." "MIKE FLAHERTY." "I KNOW." "STUY'S TOLD ME" "SO MANY GREAT THINGS ABOUT YOU." "OH, STUY HAS, HAS HE?" "MM-MMM." "CAROLYN..." "CARA..." "CAROLYNNN." "IT'S AN EXOTIC NAME." "ARE YOU A U.S. CITIZEN?" "OH, YEAH." "BORN AND BRED RIGHT HERE IN MANHATTAN." "STUART, I GOTTA RUN." "IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING EVERYONE." "HMM-MMM." "NICE." "I'LL KEEP IT FOR LATER." "HEY, STUART." "HUH?" "YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SHE SEEMS VERY..." "NORMAL." "SO I'M DATING A NICE, NORMAL WOMAN." "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?" "NOTHING." "NO, NO, NO." "SHE'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF NICE, NORMAL WOMAN" "I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU'D BE WITH." "ONLY I FIGURED SHE'D BE MORE..." "INFLATABLE." "WE'VE GOT A BUSY FEW OF DAYS AHEAD OF US." "I'VE SET UP A SERIES OF APPEARANCES" "CULMINATING IN YOUR STATE OF THE CITY ADDRESS." "AN OPPORTUNITY TO LOOK BACK IN PRIDE AT THE LAST YEAR." "WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, MIKE?" "WELL, SIR, THIS IS POLITICS," "SO UNLESS IT'S A TRICK QUESTION," "I'M GONNA GO WITH WINNING." "OH, LET'S FACE IT." "THERE'S JUST BEEN ONE BLUNDER AFTER ANOTHER" "IN BOTH MY PERSONAL LIFE AND MY POLITICAL LIFE." "THAT'S WHAT THIS SPEECH SHOULD SAY." "WELL, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY IT DOES." "RIGHT HERE." ""THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS FACED SMALL SETBACKS," "BUT WE'VE CORRECTED THEM AND LEARNED FROM THEM."" "IT'S GOT BLUNDER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT." "I KILLED AN EX-MAYOR, MIKE." "BUT WE LEARNED FROM THAT." "HOW MANY EX-MAYORS DID YOU KILL AFTER THAT?" "I'VE OFFENDED THE GAY COMMUNITY," "I HAVE POISONED THE HOMELESS," "ALIENATED THE WOMEN'S ACTION CAUCUS," "AND I MADE A MOCKERY OF THE DEAF." "LOOK, WE HAVE LIVED UP" "TO 70% OF OUR CAMPAIGN PROMISES." "LET'S FACE IT-- THE OTHER 30% WE PRETTY MUCH KNEW" "WERE IMPOSSIBLE COMING IN." "MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT." "IT'S NOT MY JOB TO DEPRESS THE CITY." "IT'S MY JOB TO UPLIFT THIS CITY." "AND THAT'S WHAT THIS SPEECH IS ALL ABOUT." "THIS ISN'T THE END OF A BAD YEAR." "IT'S THE BEGINNING OF A GREAT NEW ONE." "EXACTLY." "MR. MAYOR?" "YOUR LAWYER DROPPED OFF YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS." "YOU'RE IN A VERY, UH..." "A VERY GOOD PLACE HERE, SIR." "LET'S TRY AND STAY POSITIVE." "IT'S OFFICIAL." "I'M THE BIGGEST LOSER IN THE HISTORY OF TIME." "THAT'S THE SPIRIT." "HEY, THERE, ROOMIE." "HEY, THERE..." "ROOMIE." "TODAY'S THE DAY, PAULIE." "WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER." "THAT'S TODAY." "YES, PAUL." "LOOK AT YOUR 365-NEW-WORDS-A-YEAR CALENDAR." ""ABSCRATULATE." "SLANG FOR ESCAPE."" "IT'S IRONIC." "YOU'RE A LITTLE NERVOUS." "SO AM I. IT'S NATURAL." "BUT IT'S GONNA BE FINE, SO GIVE ME THE KEYS," "AND I'LL HAVE A CELEBRATION DINNER WAITING." "I JUST DON'T KNOW" "I HAD THEM AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE." "I JUST..." "WELL, I HEAR THEM JINGLING, PAUL." "NO, THAT'S MY CHANGE." "HOW DO YOU KNOW WITHOUT STICKING YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKET?" "WHAT IS THIS, THE SPANISH INQUISITION?" "!" "I KNOW WHAT MY KEYS SOUND LIKE AND WHAT MY CHANGE SOUNDS" "I FOUND THEM." "PAUL, I DON'T WANT TO FEEL LIKE I'M FORCING YOU." "JUST BECAUSE I'VE GIVEN UP MY LEASE," "MOVED OUT OF MY APARTMENT," "AND EVERYTHING I OWN IS CRAMMED IN A U-HAUL" "PARKED ILLEGALLY IN A FIRE LANE" "THAT IS NO REASON YOU SHOULD FEEL OBLIGATED" "TO KEEP YOUR WORD TO ME" "AND BEGIN OUR LIFE TOGETHER." "HEY..." "I'M SORRY." "I DO LOVE YOU." "OHH..." "OK." "THIS IS THE FRONT DOOR KEY." "AND THIS IS THE DEADLOCK BOLT." "GOT IT." "AND THIS IS THE MAILBOX KEY, BUT I BETTER KEEP THAT." "IT SAYS DO NOT DUPLICATE." "YOU CAN GET IN BIG TROUBLE FOR THAT." "I MEAN, SURE, I SAID WE WOULD MOVE IN TOGETHER," "BUT IN MY MIND, THAT'S LIKE BEING ENGAGED TO BE ENGAGED." "SO NOW YOU'RE MOVED TO MOVE IN." "YES!" "THIS IS WHY I TALK TO YOU." "SO WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO?" "OH, UH, YOU KNOW..." "I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, PAUL," "AND I REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS, SO, UM..." "GIMME A CALL AT HOME." "ALL RIGHT?" "YOU'LL BE THERE?" "OH, DEFINITELY." "DEFINITELY." "YEAH, YEAH, EITHER ME OR MY MACHINE." "MIKE, ONE QUICK THING." "I GOT THE MAYOR'S NOTES BACK" "ON MY FIRST DRAFT OF THE STATE OF THE CITY SPEECH." "SO GO AHEAD AND MAKE THE CHANGES." "MIKE, HE WROTE, "WHY ME?" ON EVERY PAGE." "AND THEN ON THE BACK, HE DOODLED A PICTURE OF HIS OWN TOMBSTONE." "THAT'S AN EASY ONE, JAMES." "YOU JUST--WOW." ""RANDALL WINSTON." "1947-1997."" "DOESN'T GIVE US MUCH TIME, DOES IT?" "IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT IN YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK," "THE CITY HAS PURCHASED 30 NEW STREET SWEEPING VEHICLES." "ANY QUESTIONS, COMMENTS?" "I GOT A QUESTION." "WHAT DO WE NEED ALL THOSE THINGS FOR?" "WHAT'S THE POINT?" "ARE WE GONNA CLEAN THE SAME STREET 3 TIMES A DAY?" "MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN BRUSH THEIR TEETH THAT OFTEN." "UH, SIR, UH..." "NORMALLY," "WE SAVE GRILLING OF THE ADMINISTRATION" "FOR THE PRESS." "WE KEEP SPENDING AND SPENDING." "WE GOT NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT." "JUST WISH I COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL THE WASTE." "WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT THE STREET CLEANERS FOR" "TO TAKE CARE OF THE WASTE." "PAUL, TAKE IT AWAY." "THAT CONCLUDES THE DEBATE PORTION OF TODAY'S PRESS CONFERENCE." "FRAMBOISE BEER?" "WHO BROUGHT THIS?" "I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE IT." "IT'S BERRY-FLAVORED." "I PREFER THE BEER-FLAVORED BEER." "WHAT'S WITH THIS NEW POLICY OF MANDATORY SOCIALIZING?" "FINALLY GET A NIGHT OFF, AND WE HAVE TO HANG OUT TOGETHER." "PAUL'S BRINGING THE MAYOR BY." "WE'LL SURPRISE HIM, CHEER HIM UP A LITTLE BIT." "WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE BY 9:30." "YOU CAN ALL GO TO WHATEVER EXCITING LIVES YOU LEAD." "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT?" "NOTHING." "NO PLANS." "WANT TO GET TOGETHER FOR A DRINK?" "YEP." "(KNOCK ON DOOR) STUART?" "SWEETHEART!" "YOU'RE EARLY." "I WAS GONNA GO OUT IN THE STREET AND WAIT FOR YOU." "OH, I KNEW YOU WOULD, YOU..." "SWEET BOY," "AND THAT'S WHY I CAME EARLY." "WHAT A PERFECT ANGEL..." "YOU ARE." "NOW," "CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?" "JUST A GLASS OF WATER WITH A LITTLE ICE." "ACTUALLY, MIKE'S OUT OF ICE." "THEN WE'LL JUST GO DOWN TO THE STORE AND GET SOME." "ARE YOU OK?" "I'M FINE." "WHY?" "YOU WANT ME TO, UH, PAY FOR THE ICE?" "OH, COME ON!" "I'LL EVEN PICK UP SOME EXTRA CHIPS, TOO." "IT'S ON ME." "ALL RIGHT, WHO WAS THAT?" "I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT." "HE WAS SO..." "NICE?" "YEAH." "YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS LITTLE, MY FAMILY HAD A DOG." "HE WAS REALLY MEAN." "HE USED TO SNAP AT PEOPLE ALL THE TIME." "THEN ONE DAY, MY DAD TOOK HIM TO THE VET," "AND HE CAME BACK AS SWEET AS A PUPPY." "SO YOU'RE SUGGESTING STUART'S GIRLFRIEND HAD HIM..." "NEUTERED?" "HEY, IT'S JUST A THEORY." "HOW BIG IS A U-HAUL, SIR?" "I'VE SEEN 18-WHEELERS," "BUT CLAUDIA'S PROBABLY GONNA USE A SMALLER MODEL, RIGHT?" "DOESN'T MATTER." "IF SHE PACKS IT RIGHT, SHE CAN FIT HER WHOLE LIFE IN THERE." "HER WHOLE LIFE, HUH?" "(MOANS) OH..." "GOSH, IT'S HOT IN HERE." "I REMEMBER WHEN HELEN MOVED IN WITH ME." "ONE MINUTE I WAS GIVING HER THE SPARE SET OF KEYS." "3 WEEKS LATER..." "WE WERE MARRIED." "OH, DEAR GOD." "NOW SHE'S TAKING HALF..." "OF EVERYTHING I OWN." "(SNAP)" "LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, SIR." "DO YOU THINK CLAUDIA AND I SHOULD MOVE IN TOGETHER?" "PAUL, I'M REALLY NOT IN THE BEST PLACE" "TO BE GIVING RELATIONSHIP ADVICE RIGHT NOW." "BE THAT AS IT MAY, SIR," "JUST WHATEVER YOU'RE FEELING, JUST BLURT IT OUT." "OHHH..." "PLEASE, SIR." "IF I SAY NO..." "THEN NO IT IS!" "AND A VERY CONVINCING ARGUMENT IT WAS, SIR!" "A BURDEN HAS BEEN LIFTED FROM MY SHOULDERS." "YOU'RE KIDDING YOURSELF." "YOU ASKED CLAUDIA TO MOVE IN WITH YOU." "SHE'S NOT GONNA BACK OUT NOW." "I THINK CLAUDIA WILL BE RELIEVED." "I SENSE THAT CLAUDIA'S AS EAGER TO SLOW THINGS DOWN AS I AM." "Claudia:" "HELLO!" "YOU'VE REACHED THE HOME OF CLAUDIA AND PAUL." "LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE." "THANKS FOR CALLING." "(BEEP) OHH..." "OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE" "HOW MUCH YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR MOM!" "YEAH, IT'S AS IF SHE GAVE BIRTH TO ME." "WHERE ARE ALL THE PICTURES OF US?" "I KEEP THOSE IN A PRIVATE ROOM." "SEE, WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS LAY ABOUT 20 OF THEM OUT ON THE FLOOR," "UH, GET NAKED, LUBE UP, AND ROLL AROUND IN 'EM." "IT MAKES ME FEEL CLOSER TO THE GROUP." "MIKE, NOT THAT WATCHING YOU TORTURE JAMES ISN'T SCINTILLATING," "BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF PAUL BEING SUCCESSFUL" "AND ACTUALLY BRINGING THE MAYOR HERE?" "HE CAN'T GO WRONG." "I SCRIPTED IT ALL OUT FOR HIM." "I GUESS THAT'S ALL FOR TONIGHT, PAUL." "(READING VOICE) "YOU CAN'T GO HOME ALONE TONIGHT, SIR."" "WHY NOT?" ""SO WHY DON'T WE DROP BY MIKE'S PLACE?"" "YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION." ""GANG'S ALL HANGING OUT THERE."" "ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME AT ALL, PAUL?" ""PERFECT." "SO I'LL GET MY STUFF."" "ARE WE SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?" "THE MAYOR JUST NEEDS TO FEEL EMBRACED BY THE GROUP." "I NEED SPACE." "THIS PLACE IS SUFFOCATING ME." "HE WANTS TO FEEL GROUNDED." "I WANT ADVENTURE." "WELL, THEN, I WILL BE THELMA FOR YOUR LOUISE, SIR." "TRUST MY INSTINCTS ON THIS." "THE MAYOR'S GONNA END UP FEELING BETTER TONIGHT," "AND ALL OUR PROBLEMS ARE GONNA BE SOLVED." "2 TICKETS TO MIAMI, PLEASE." "ASK WHAT THE MOVIE IS." "MIKE, I CHECKED THE MANSION," "HIS FAVORITE RESTAURANTS, THE CLUB." "NOTHING." "WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL." "WE ARE SHORT ONE MAYOR." "AND I GOTTA THINK PEOPLE ARE GONNA NOTICE THAT." "THERE'S A DISTURBING REPORT FROM THE JANITORIAL STAFF" "OF PAUL AND THE MAYOR BEING SEEN EXITING THE BUILDING" "SINGING BORN FREE." "I GOT SOMETHING." "I AM SURE THE MAYOR AND PAUL HAVE GONE ON SOME SORT OF" "SPUR OF THE MOMENT TRIP OUT OF TOWN." "HOW?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "PAUL KEEPS A TOOTHBRUSH HIDDEN HERE IN CASE HE SLEEPS OVER," "AND IT IS GONE!" "YOU KNOW WHERE HE HIDES IT?" "I USE IT TO CLEAN MY KEYBOARD." "(MOANS) OH!" "MIKE, I'VE GOT PAUL." "YEAH, PAUL." "OH, HEY, HO." "NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE HERE." "YEAH, SO, HEY, IT'S ABOUT 60 DEGREES," "I HAD A LOVELY BREAKFAST AT THE TIME CAFE," "AND MY PRESS SECRETARY (SHOUTS) STOLE MY MAYOR!" "I WANT HIM BACK, PAUL!" "PAUL--NO, PAUL, I--I--I" "I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE OK." "WHERE ARE YOU?" "DON'T PUT THE MAYOR ON." "DON'T PUT HIM ON." "DON'T" " DON'T PU-- HELLO." "HELLO, SIR." "UH, NO--I--SIR," "IF I COULD JUST" "RIGHT, SIR, BUT--BUT--SIR" "I APPRECIATE YOU'VE EXPERIENCED A MAJOR CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE," "BUT IF YOU COULD SEE THE BIG PICTURE," "YOU'LL REALIZE THE CITY NEEDS YOU, AND--HELLO?" "WELL, THIS IS IT." "NO RULES, NO BOUNDARIES, NO FEAR." "WELL, THAT'S VERY POETIC, SIR." "DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT UP?" "NO, I READ IT ON THE YOUNG FELLOW'S T-SHIRT OVER THERE." "SOUNDS LIKE WORDS TO LIVE BY" "FOR TWO SINGLE GUYS ON THE PROWL, HUH?" "WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY GOOD" "AT--AT--AT PICKING UP WOMEN, SIR." "I--I HAVE TROUBLE WITH MY RAP." "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?" "I DON'T HAVE ONE." "EVERYBODY'S GOT A FEW STANDBYS." "THERE WAS ONE I USED TO USE IN COLLEGE." "I'D WALK UP TO WOMEN AND I WOULD SAY," ""IF I COULD REWRITE THE ALPHABET," "I WOULD PUT YOU AND I TOGETHER."" "THOSE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME LONELY YEARS, PAUL." "YOU'VE GOTTA TELL A WOMAN WHAT YOU DO." "NOT MANY GUYS CAN SAY THEY'RE THE PRESS SECRETARY" "FOR THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY." "I CAN'T JUST BLURT THAT OUT, SIR." "JUST LET IT HAPPEN NATURALLY." "YOU ASK A WOMAN WHAT SHE DOES," "AND WHEN SHE TELLS YOU, YOU GO, "OH!"" "THEN THERE'LL BE AN AWKWARD SILENCE." "IT'LL FORCE HER TO ASK WHAT YOU DO." "AND THAT WORKS." "I BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS." "(AHEM) SO, YOU, UH..." "THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS?" "I THINK SO." "WHY ARE YOU SMILING?" "HUNGRY PRESS." "AWOL MAYOR." "I THINK YOU CAN DO IT, BUT..." "IT'S NOT SOMETHING I WANNA MISS." "I DIDN'T WALK OUT WITHOUT SAYING WHERE I WAS GOING." "I'M NOT GONNA BUST MY HUMP ON THIS." "MAYBE I SHOULD PHONE IN AN EXCUSE ABOUT THE MAYOR BEING SICK" "AND TAKE A LITTLE VACATION MYSELF," "AND GOOD LUCK FINDIN' ME!" "GOOD MORNING." "I WILL BE YOUR PRESS SECRETARY TODAY." "NO, NO MORE "OVER HERES" OR DISTRACTING HAND GESTURES." "AND, SALLY, NO MORE STANDING IN FRONT OF JOEL SO I CAN'T SEE HIM." "IT'S NOT NICE, AND IT'S NOT FAIR." "NOW, JOEL." "THANK YOU, MIKE." "I WANT TO SAY" "HOW DECENT OF YOU TO GIVE PAUL THE DAY OFF." "YOU MUST BE A REAL NICE GUY TO WORK FOR." "HE KNOWS." "BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE A SOURCE" "WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE SEEN THE MAYOR" "ALONG WITH MR. LASSITER AT A TICKET COUNTER AT JFK LAST NIGHT?" "WELL, JOEL, I WOULD SAY THAT I WOULD LIKE TO, UH," "SPEAK TO THIS SOURCE." "IT'S ME, MIKE." "HELLO, JOEL." "HOW YOU DOIN?" "' NICE TO SEE YA." "AND YOU'RE WRONG." "SO THE MAYOR IS STILL IN NEW YORK CITY?" "THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING." "YES." "BUT HE HASN'T BEEN SEEN ALL DAY." "WHAT ARE YOU TELLING US, HE'S SICK AGAIN?" "THIS IS MORE THAN I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR." "NO." "NO, OF COURSE NOT." "I, UH, SALLY, COULD YOU TAKE A STEP TO YOUR RIGHT, PLEASE?" "SO THE MAYOR WILL BE STICKING TO HIS SCHEDULE TODAY?" "YES, HE WILL NOT BE DROPPING AN EVENT." "SO WHY CALL A PRESS CONFERENCE?" "I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI!" "ONE SCOTCH AND SODA." "THANKEE, THANKEE." "AND ONE VIRGIN FUZZY NAVAL FOR THE PARTY BOY." "THANK YOU." "SO..." "WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?" "I'M A WAITRESS." "OH!" "I'M PRESS SECRETARY FOR THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK." "OH." "IF I COULD REWRITE THE ALPHABET," "I'D PUT YOU AND I TOGETHER." "WE'LL TAKE THE CHECK." "YOU AND CAROLYN GOING OUT TO LUNCH?" "YEAH!" "SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?" "YOU LIKE HER?" "I WAS GOING TO SEE IF I COULD HAVE HER STAPLED TO YOU." "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" "OH, LET'S SEE..." "HOW CAN I PUT THIS DELICATELY?" "WHEN YOU'RE ALONE, YOU'RE AN INTOLERABLE JERK." "WHEN YOU'RE WITH HER, YOU'RE KIND, YOU'RE FRIENDLY." "YOU'RE NEW STU." "I LIKE NEW STU." "NEW STU DOESN'T GLUE STUFF TO MY DESK." "HEY, I DO NOT CHANGE WHEN I'M AROUND HER." "THIS IS A RIDICULOUS LOAD" "OF BULL--SUGAR POP!" "HI, HONEY." "HI." "I JUST WANT TO FRESHEN UP BEFORE WE GO." "OH." "DOWN THE HALL TO THE LEFT." "ALTHOUGH I CAN'T IMAGINE" "HOW YOU COULD BE ANY MORE BEAUTIFUL." "OH!" "OH, MY GOD!" "YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT!" "WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME?" "WHERE'S STUART BONDEK?" "RELAX." "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BREAK UP WITH HER?" "ARE YOU CRAZY?" "HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT HER BODY?" "THERE I AM." "HA HA HA." "WHOO!" "I MISSED ME." "I'M SORRY!" "THE MAYOR'S NOT HERE TODAY." "WELL, THE MAYOR'S NOT HERE HERE," "BUT HE--HE IS IN THE BUILDING." "AND HE'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE." "THANK YOU." "GUYS, COME HERE." "WHEN DID THE MAYOR GET BACK?" "UH, HE DIDN'T." "BUT..." "LIKE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ," "WE SHALL CREATE THE ILLUSION THAT HE IS HERE ALL DAY." "YOU GOT MY SCHEDULE, JANELLE?" "THE MAYOR'S RADIO ADDRESS." "AH." "ALL RIGHT." "OK." "JAMES." "SPLICE TOGETHER SOME OLD TAPES." "MAKE IT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING NEW." "STAY AWAY FROM THE CHRISTMAS ADDRESS, THE NEW YEAR'S ADDRESS," "AND THAT TIME HE AFFECTED AN ENGLISH ACCENT" "TO SOUND MORE SOPHISTICATED." "FUND-RAISERS." "SCHOOL APPEARANCE." "SHUFFLE, RESCHEDULE." "EASY!" "BUT WE HAVE A KURDISTAN DIGNITARY" "COMING IN FOR A FACE-TO-FACE WITH THE MAYOR TODAY." "OK." "ANY TIME A COUNTRY DOES NOT HAVE A RESTAURANT IN THIS CITY," "THEY DON'T GET TO SHOUT AT THE MAYOR." "CANCEL THAT." "I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP WITH THIS." "I'M SORRY, MIKE." "I HAVE A BIG CHOICE TO MAKE." "I EITHER HAVE TO STEP UP" "AND TELL CAROLYN WHO I REALLY AM," "OR FOR THE SAKE OF SEX," "LIVE A LIE THE REST OF MY LIFE." "READY, BUTTERCUP?" "WHO ARE YOU HOLDING FOR?" "UH, GOVERNOR." "GEE, GOVERNOR," "I PUT YOU THROUGH TO THE MAYOR'S OFFICE 5 TIMES." "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT" "(DIAL TONE) OOP." "LOST HIM AGAIN." "MIKE." "A-ARE YOU BUSY?" "OH, NO, HEY, CLAUDIA, I'VE GOT, UH..." "5 SECONDS." "I--I DIDN'T KNOW WHO TO TALK TO," "SO I FIGURED I'D TURN TO PAUL'S BEST FRIEND." "AND YOU'RE HERE, SO..." "THAT MUST BE ME." "DO YOU THINK PAUL'S GETTING COLD FEET?" "I MEAN..." "HE--HE INVITED ME TO MOVE IN WITH HIM" "COLD FEET?" "SOUNDS LIKE COMMITMENT TO ME." "HAVE FUN AT THE WEDDING." "WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?" "I'LL PROBABLY END UP BEING BEST MAN." "YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT." "THERE'S JUST ONE LITTLE BITTY THING" "THAT KEEPS NAGGING AT ME." "MM-HMM." "COULD BE A PROBLEM DOWN THE ROAD." "HE'S GONE." "HE'S RUN AWAY." "HE'S ABANDONED ME." "(CHUCKLES)" "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, CLAUDIA." "IN ALL THE TIME I HAVE KNOWN PAUL," "YOU ARE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO HIM." "REALLY?" "YOU'RE THE ONLY THING." "BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY THE BEST," "AND HE KNOWS THAT, WHICH IS WHY, WHEN I FIND HIM," "I'M GONNA SIT HIM DOWN AND TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM." "WELL, I--I--I KNOW WHERE HE'S STAYING IN MIAMI, IF THAT HELPS." "SAY THAT AGAIN?" "HE'S IN MIAMI." "HERE'S HIS NUMBER." "MIKE..." "YOU DON'T THINK HE'S FOUND" "ANYBODY NEW DOWN THERE?" "YOU KNOW..." "SOME BEACH BUNNY?" "NO, HE'S PROBABLY JUST LOOKING FOR" "SOMEPLACE TO GET SPF-4000." "(LAUGHS)" "YOU'RE RIGHT." "MY WORD, PAUL." "THIS STUFF ACTUALLY..." "REMOVES YOUR TAN." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST WEAR A SUIT OF ARMOR?" "THAT'S VERY FUNNY, SIR." "COULD YOU GET THE BACK OF MY NECK?" "I'D RATHER NOT." "WELL, THE PAUL LASSITER GIRL REPELLENT" "SEEMS TO HAVE COATED THE POOL AREA." "WHY DON'T WE HEAD DOWN TO OCEAN DRIVE TONIGHT," "SEE IF WE CAN SCARE UP A LITTLE TROUBLE?" "WELL, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, SIR, I'M A LITTLE TIRED." "I THINK I NEED A NAP." "MUST BE JET LAG." "WE DIDN'T CHANGE TIME ZONES, PAUL." "YOU KNOW WHAT IT MUST BE?" "THEY PUT ME AT THE END OF THE EMERGENCY EXIT." "I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK." "IT'S QUITE A RESPONSIBILITY." "YOU'RE GONNA CALL CLAUDIA, AREN'T YOU?" "I WOULD NEVER DO THAT." "REMEMBER OUR PACT." "WILD AND FREE, YOU AND ME." "TOGETHER FOR ETERNITY!" "THAT'S MY BOY." "PAUL." "(SOFTLY) SORRY, SIR." "OK, MR. FLAHERTY, THAT'S ONE ROUND-TRIP TICKET TO MIAMI." "I'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY." "GOT ANYTHING IN FIRST CLASS?" "NO." "WE HAVE COACH." "MIDDLE SEAT." "IS THIS A..." "SMOKING SECTION?" "WE NO LONGER HAVE SMOKING SECTIONS." "WHAT ABOUT A DRINKING SECTION?" "YOU GOT THAT?" "SO, MR. FLAHERTY, IS THIS TRIP BUSINESS OR--OR PLEASURE?" "A LITTLE OF BOTH, ACTUALLY." "I'M THINKING OF KILLING MY BOSS." "HAVE A NICE DAY." "Man:" "SIT, UBU, SIT." "GOOD DOG." "(BARKING)"