"but in charge." " She's The Mick." " Can I have some more ice cream?" "Oh!" "Aaah!" "and check out our other Fox programs..." "Son of Zorn and Lethal Weapon." " That's attractive." " Why would they..." "Only on Fox." "What are you doing?" "You never sucked anything before?" "okay?" "suck harder. we have all my sweet cars." "I'm gonna drive the fricking crap out of them." "Who are the gypsies?" "The what?" " The gypsies." " Hello... they're nothing." "babe." "Prince Handso..." "Prince Handsome?" "Who's that girl?" "That woman is Yulia." "We met online." "Like an online dating thing?" "God." "Oh." "yeah." "Mm." "I don't have the coin but I've seen those ads pop up on my screen." "Chip." "right?" "No duh." "I'm not delusional." "That's why I'm flying her out here so we can get to know each other in person." "Oh." "that is so pathetic." "I'm pathetic?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm not the one doing whatever the hell you guys are doing." "What-What are you doing?" "We're siphoning gas out of the GT so we can take the Speedster into town." "Why not just take the Lambo?" "Because..." "'cause then we wouldn't be driving the Speedster." "What is he saying?" "I don't know." "He doesn't get it." "What's with the hoses?" "I just got done explaining it to you." "We're siphoning." "Did your mom not teach you anything?" "You wouldn't last five seconds in the real world." "This kid's all Pemberton and no Molng." "No what?" "Mole?" "Molng." "My last name." "Mullen?" "No." "Mullen?" "Molng." "M-O-L-N-G." "Molng." "You need to say it from the back of your throat." "What?" "Did your mom not ever tell you her maiden name?" "you know what? by the way." "I will." "so why don't you see if they got a couple spare cages down at the kennel?" "I guarantee that money already went straight up her nose. you're wrong." "fancy pants." "You going somewhere fun?" "Kai's taking me out to dinner." "Who's Kai?" "My fiancé." "The one you manipulated into thinking he got me pregnant." "The guy with the milky abs?" "that guy?" "He's still a thing?" "he's still a thing." "He's been studying furniture design in Scandinavia." "babe." "what's going on?" "I thought we had a reservation." "yeah." "I thought we could just post up instead." "The Chinese food in Sweden sucked." "everybody." "Kai." "How was furniture school?" "I didn't end up going. so I just did my own thing." "it wasn't in English so he didn't go." "Well... ate some fish." "I'm gonna go beast on this Kung Pao before it gets cold." "It was nice seeing you guys." "that was a fun exchange." "Yeah." "he's still figuring some stuff out." "okay?" "At least he's a hot loser." "Kai's not a loser." "Jimmy's a loser." "Absolutely." "They remind me a lot of each other." "That's insane." "They are nothing alike. he was a tight little slice of ass. started growing breasts." "We've kind of just been phoning it in ever since." "I do not like where this is going." "Two Jimmys is too many Jimmys." "Kung Pao." "Oh." "MICKEY:" "Okay." "I like how you made your bangs extra big." "The girls love a big bang." "Am I right?" "I have a question for you." "does it make you nervous." "That there's only one bag left?" "Does that bother you?" "okay." "Mm." "Mm-hmm." "Yulia." "Show yourself." "think it might be time to throw the towel in." "What do you think?" "you need to stop." "Stop right now." "Yeah." "Sure." "there she is." "Eh?" "Yulia." "I thought you were someone else." "my God." "it was so good." "How could I be so blind?" "Thought Yulia was a beautiful angel." "lying whore. okay?" "Second of all... the world's full right?" "she's a wolf." "I'm a wolf." "you're a sheep." "right?" "this was bound to happen." "so I'm gonna spend the rest of my life getting devoured." "not necessarily." "right?" "I guess." "so we just got to make sure that Molng part rises to the top." "All right." "What the hell." "Teach me how to be a Mulk." "It's Molng." "Molnga." "we'll practice in the car." "time to stop being prey and start being a predator." "you need to learn to feed yourself." "Go steal some chips." "thanks." "I'm not a big chip guy." "Well... that doesn't matter." "I'm trying to teach you something here." "A wolf takes what it needs." "but I don't need chips." "I just ate a quesadilla." "You ate without me?" "I was hungry." "okay?" "Meh." "Uh..." "I'm not that hungry." "I just had a quesadilla." "Where would a wolf get a quesadilla?" "okay?" "And I'll meet you outside." "Be smart." "Be stealthy." "get away from me." "You got this." "Uh... ♪ ♪" "I'm a mutating French ♪" "♪ Kissing Andy ♪" "kissing Mike ♪" "♪ Smacking chicks and licking faces ♪ boys ♪ tease your daddy ♪ wild nuts ♪" "I'm a mutating French ♪" "kissing Johnny ♪ smacking chicks and licking faces... ♪" "Wh..." "Lesson number one:" "Trust no one." "Are you insane?" "You almost just got me arrested over a bag of chips." "Here's your cut." "I don't want the chicken!" "I didn't want the chips!" "You used me." "you can't chances are you're the sucker." "I know I'm the sucker." "That's why we're here." "You're supposed to teach me how to be a wolf." "I know a wolf wouldn't let a perfectly good chicken go to waste." "Fine." "Fine." "I'll eat the damn chicken." "Psycho." "Congratulations." "You're ready to move on to phase two of your training." "finish the chicken." "I worked very hard to steal that chicken." "Turns out he was Mormon the whole time." "Oh... you guys were hanging out." "yeah." "We got a friendship cooking." "Terrific." "Can I talk to Kai?" "yeah." "Absolutely." "You got to lift it." "you got it." "This guy knows his stuff." "he's great." "babe?" "You know... what's your plan?" "I don't know." "You want to see a movie or something?" "No." "No." "I-I meant something bigger." "you mean like an IMAX?" "Forget the movie." "what are your dreams?" "babe." "I got everything I need right here in this sauna." "Maybe you should start figuring it out so that people don't think that you're a loser." "People think I'm a loser?" "No." "No." "They don't now." "But they might think that soon." "You know?" "So maybe it's a good time to just start thinking about it." "Yeah." "Yeah." "anything." "Thank you." "I'll let you get back to it." "good." "you got to lift it." "I live here." "Okay." "Step into my office." "Your office smells like urine." "I thought we were going to a horse race." "What the hell is this place?" "It's off track betting." "Why'd I wear a suit?" "Beats me;" "That was your choice. you're gonna need to learn to spot a sheep." "What about that guy?" "Very good." "Why?" "'Cause he's waving his money around like a jackass." "Exactly." "Kind of like you with your Internet prostitute." "What?" "She's not an Internet prostitute." "she is." "Will you just get to the point?" "Yeah." "Okay." "All right." "First things first." "Wha...?" "Oh!" "What the hell?" "Wh..." "Ugh!" "do me." "okay?" "I need you to muster up all the strength you can bony body of yours." "man." "I will ruin you when we get home." "Now give me your wallet." "I don't trust you." "Very nice." "You're learning. so give it to me." "I'll give it back to you in a minute;" "You're gonna get it back." "follow me." "he's making a move." "go." "Excuse me." "Officer." "Hey." "My nephew and I just got mugged in the parking lot." "It's that guy in the hat over there." "Wait here." "This the guy?" "that's him." "What are you talking about?" "Check his pockets." "You'll find my nephew's wallet and a winning ticket for the sixth race." "I've never seen this woman before." "You okay?" "ma'am." "Don't worry about a thing." "We'll handle it from here." "Thank you." "you sick son of a bitch?" "no." "Whoa." "CHIP:" "Oh." "Oh." "Okay." "Yikes." "GAMBLER:" "I don't even know her!" "I'm not used to working with kids." "man!" "That was amazing." "How much did we make?" "38 bucks..." "Boom." "That-That's it?" "Hmm?" "The suit you destroyed cost a grand." "Yeah." "Lesson 14:" "Dress casual." "Wolves don't wear suits." "Wolves don't wear anything." "What are you...?" "You got to cash the ticket." "Will you please just relax?" "that's probably the cops." "Here to throw us in jail for $38 and a chicken." "So calm down." "Wolves don't get rattled." "you're a frickin' bottom feeder. and I eat oysters." "Why are you talking about eating oysters?" "What the hell is going on?" "Talk normal." "I'm done with this." "wolves don't quit." "I do." "Chip..." "Someone's here to see you." "my Chip." "It was the crazies." "The immigration people held me for whole day. but they don't do listening." "Those scumbags." "did they?" "Okay." "And why didn't you just call Chip?" "I didn't has American telephone." "You know what?" "Tomorrow you get yourself a new phone." "come on." "So you're telling me there was no phone for you to borrow?" "I'm sorry." "This just isn't adding up." "Yulia's answered enough questions for one day." "She just flew across the frickin' world." "Mm-hmm." "Yulia." "I'll help you get settled." "Alba!" "Who the hell is this?" "I am Yulia." "I am girlfriend of Chip." "you've got to be kidding me." "can you please help Yulia to the guest room?" "Chip." "Crap outside." "How does it taste?" "How does what taste?" "The frickin' foot in your mouth." "I can't believe I listened to you." "Yulia's not scamming me." "you stupid little boy." "You just let a wolf right into the henhouse." "idiot." "You don't let anything into the henhouse." "'Cause it'll eat the hens." "Hey." "Whatcha doing?" "babe." "I'm just getting ready to go to a meeting." "You're going to a meeting dressed like that?" "right." "I totally forgot to tell you." "What?" "I'm starting my own business." "You are?" "Yeah." "that's so great." "I'm really happy for you." "Yeah." "It's awesome." "You ready to do this or what?" "Oh." "What's he doing here?" "That's my business partner." "we're gonna go have a brainstorming sesh right now in the sauna." "You two are working together." "All that stuff you said was really inspiring." "What?" "I told Jimmy about our talk." "Wh..." "That's not what I..." "It got me thinking." "Who's the neediest demographic?" "right?" "What do women love?" "Beef." "And what do they hate?" "Fixing crap." "and came up with..." "Stud Nailers." "Yeah." "It's our shirtless handyman service." "but dudes. takes off a lot of pressure." "see?" "That story alone's man." "that is icing on the cake." "Your abs are made of cake. and then I just come riding up ripped." "right?" "Yeah. and take care of all my downstairs..." "So... how was everyone's day?" "Awesome. but we're gonna get his van until he gets out." "I'm thinking we just stick a giant-ass decal right on the side of it." "great idea!" "It's gonna be like a mobile billboard." "Boom. it'll still be a van." "I am..." "I'm so proud of you." "It's so exciting." "you know?" "What do you mean?" "handyman service?" "It's not exactly a groundbreaking idea." "How much money can you really make?" " A lot." " I see same thing with street girls in my country." "So many risks;" "Too small money." "Yeah." "This girl gets it." "Who are you again?" "Wha..." "She's my girlfriend." "Why does everyone keep questioning that?" "everyone can see that she is his girlfriend." "Why don't you put on a Web show instead? and you also not get hurt." "did you hear that?" "Yeah." "babe." "totally." "You know what?" "I'm just gonna come right out and ask it." "what are your intentions here?" "Chip invited me." "was it?" "what is a wolf like you doing with a sheep like Chip?" "you do not have to answer that question." "Is okay." "I like Chip because he's sheep." "Huh?" "Sheep are good." "They're soft." "A sheep will never hurt me. um... how you call?" "Drinking cripple." "Alcoholic." "He was not very gentle to my mother. um..." "I had to do a lot of things to survive." "Life has not been easy for me." "Hey." "We've all had to do things to survive." "Stop." "Stop." "You see what you did?" "Now she's all upset." "you don't have to take this." "I like her." "She has great ideas." "Whoa." "Hey. 'cause we're going to the hardware store tomorrow." "I need you to stop it." "You want us to stop our business?" "everything." "I don't want you hanging out with Kai anymore. that won't happen." "You ruined your chance." "Your life is dark and depressing." "I can tell you're about to say something pretty hurtful." "Were you not just listening?" "I said something hurtful." "Your life is sad." "okay? if you think I'm gonna throw away a friendship for a little bit of cash in my pocket... 000?" "That's a lot more than I thought..." "He can't know it was my idea." "Got it?" "Fine." "we've got Sabrina's laptop..." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm. good." "We need something of yours." "Let me get that necklace." "Uh... no." "My abuelita gave this to me when I was five. okay?" "I don't know about this." "We're just speeding up the inevitable." "Oh..." "If a crooked cop right?" "What kind of drugs?" "What kind..." "A-Are you serious?" "Alba." "What kind of drugs do you need it to be in order to give me the necklace?" "Coke?" "Coke!" "It's coke." "Thank you." "You're driving me nuts." "we wake up in a few hours..." "Mm-hmm. and Chip will finally see her for the dishonest tramp that she is." "That's good." "It's gonna be so fun." "Hey!" "There he is." "Pop those jeans off." "Start sweating." "Kai." "You're not?" "I'm not." "Not today or ever again." "I don't understand." "uh... and I think you're dumb." "But I thought we were friends." "Kai." "So don't try and contact me you know... all right?" "You got to jiggle it." "I know I have to jiggle it." "I'm so sorry." "Romeo." "How'd you sleep?" "we have a problem." "We have been robbed!" "What?" "!" "Yeah." "Who in the entire world could do something like this?" "It could be anyone..." "Yuli..." "Somebody stole my laptop." "Somebody stole my baseball!" "Oh..." "I can't find my boots." "everybody just settle down." "We'll get to the bottom of this." "where's Yulia?" "Whoa." "Probably somewhere over the Atlantic." " Huh?" " Wha...?" "I dumped her." "What?" "Why?" "She totally emasculated me last night at dinner." "I can't be with somebody who thinks I'm a sheep." "That necklace has been in my family for generations." "My mother had... calm down!" "okay?" "I'll explain what happened." "What happened is that you got played just exactly like I told you you were going to." "I feel so stupid." "Yeah." "Yeah." "You know why?" "'Cause you are stupid." "life skills all over you." "And what do you do?" "You just swat 'em away! and then you're all confused about what happened?" "you stupid child." "I..." "I think the real lesson here is that it's easy to brand all adult entertainers as untrustworthy crooks. it's women in general that cannot be trusted." "You're one to talk." "Thief." "What?" "okay?" "I know you didn't break up with him." "last night in the sauna." "What is that smell?" "You guys smell that?" "now. there was just no escape." "I apologize." "EMT:" "Watch it!" "God." "Low step." "Come on." "I am so sorry." "thatsaunatook the wrong Jimmy." "Yeah. he really should have fixed that door." "Kung Pao." "Captioned by {\cHffff00}Media Access Group at WGBH. here are a few more shows to check out from Fox." "We are in the heart of one of the world's most remote jungles deep in the South Pacific." "Along with ten tough survivalists from all walks of life." "But they don't quite know what they're in for yet." "Surviving this game will be the hardest thing that you have ever done because you won't be paired with each other." "You'll be paired..." "with these guys." "WOMAN:" "Hi! let alone surviving in the wilderness." "boy." "So we've "game-ified" surviving in the wild. for these novices..." "Just staying alive." " Aaah!" " Are you okay?" "SIMONE:" "They have to learn how to make fire and to get food. they go on to the challenges that we've prepared for them." "you're gonna see contestants propelling down waterfalls. you're gonna see relationships forming and romances forming in the reality that we're shooting." "you're gonna see this incredible humor of these people that really don't belong in the jungle trying to survive out here." "So they have to survive each other and the jungle and the game."