""LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"" ""HERE IN DUCKBURG"" ""RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"" ""IT'S A DUCK BLUR"" ""MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"" ""OR REWRITE HISTORY"" ""DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""D-D-D-DANGER"" ""WATCH BEHIND YOU"" ""THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"" ""WHAT TO DO?" "JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""NOT PONYTAILS"" ""OR COTTONTAILS"" ""NO, DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" "$1 MILLION." "THAT'S THE FINAL OFFER." "IF YOU WANT THAT PEANUT FARM SO BADLY," "SIGN ON THE LINE." "YOU'RE A BANDIT, FLINTHEART." "YOU'RE A FOOL, McDUCK." "YOU SHELLED OUT TWICE AS MUCH" "AS THAT NUT FARM'S WORTH." "I'LL BE A RICH FOOL." "WHAT'S THAT MEAN?" "I'LL TRIPLE MY INVESTMENT" "ONCE I MANUFACTURE MY NEW CAR," "THE GOOBER SX." "IT RUNS ON PEANUT OIL." "YOU NO-GOOD, MONEY-GRUBBING, BUSINESS BANSHEE." "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS." "I'LL MAIL YOU MY CHECK TODAY." "HA HA HA HA." "HEE HEE." "I LOVE GETTING THE BEST OF THAT WEASEL." "[CRASH]" "WHAT'S THAT?" "HERE COME BUBBA." "DRIBBLE DOWN THE MIDDLE." "BUBBA FAKE." "BUBBA PASS." "BUBBA DUNKA!" "BUBBA FLUBBA!" "UH-OH." "TIME OUT." "NO BOULDERS IN THE MANSION." "SORRY, SCROOGE." "DON'T BE TOO HARD ON HIM." "SINCE WE SHOWED HIM THE SPORTS CHANNEL," "HE'S BECOME A SPORTS JUNKIE." "STOP HIM BEFORE THE MANSION'S JUNKED." "COME ON." "BETTER DRIBBLE OUTSIDE." "YOU CAN BOUNCE THIS CHECK TO THE MAILBOX." "YOU SAID IT WAS BAD TO BOUNCE CHECKS." "WELL, NEVER MIND, HUEY." "WHAT'S THIS?" "THIS BE A PLEASANT AND DELIGHTFUL ODOR." "LIKE STRAWBERRIES?" "LICORICE?" "NO, LIKE..." "LIKE GOLD!" "GOLD!" " GOLD!" " GOLD!" "AYE." "I'D KNOW THAT BONNIE SCENT ANYWHERE." "IT'S IN ALL THE STATIONERY." "HOW DID THE GOLD GET THERE?" "IT GOT INTO THE WOOD AT THE PAPER MILL." "LET'S UNRAVEL THIS MYSTERY." "GEE, THE GREAT DUCKY MOUNTAINS ARE SO GREEN." "LIKE GREENBACKS, I HOPE." "PARDON ME, BUT WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?" "ACCORDING TO THE PAPER-MILL WORKERS," "THE TREES THEY USED CAME FROM THIS FOREST." "SO THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THAR TREES?" "I HOPE SO." "CIRCLE ONCE MORE, LAUNCHPAD." "I WANT ANOTHER LOOK." "NO PROBLEM-O." "I'M A MASTER AT GOING IN CIRCLES." "UH-OH." "OHH!" " YEOW!" " YIKES!" "AREN'T WE TOO HIGH FOR A FALLING ROCK ZONE?" "YEOW!" "ANOTHER FIRST." "A TREE-POINT LANDING." "WHOA!" " WHOA!" " WHOA!" "REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT PLAYING WITH ROCKS INDOORS?" "THAT GOES FOR PLANES, TOO!" "LAUNCHPAD, TRY GETTING THE PLANE DOWN" "WHILE WE LOOK AROUND." "BUBBA GO, TOO?" "YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE." "YOU STAY AND HELP LAUNCHPAD." "OHH." "THANKS A LOT, MR. McD." "LETTER FOR FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD." "POSTAGE DUE." "JUST LIKE THAT NICKEL-LICKER McDUCK NOT TO USE STAMPS." "IT'S TIME THIS CHECK GOT HERE." "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?" "IF MY NAME ISN'T FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD," "IT'S GOLD!" "WHERE WOULD SCROOGE McDUCK GET GOLD PAPER?" "KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR SIGNS..." "AH!" "GOLD!" "I DON'T SEE ANYTHING." "AS PLAIN AS DAY." "A GOLD PINE NEEDLE." "I'VE HEARD OF 20-20 VISION," "BUT NOT 40-KARAT." "IT BLEW OVER THIS RIDGE." "OH!" "WOW!" " WOW!" " WOW!" "GOLDEN TREES!" " GOLDEN TREES!" "HOW COULD THIS BE?" "THESE TREES ARE GROWING OVER A GOLD DEPOSIT" "THAT THE ROOTS SOAKED UP." "NOW I GET TO CUT DOWN THE BEAUTIFUL PROFITS." "HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE YOURS?" "THEY'RE ON MY LAND." "ARE YOU SURE?" "WE WALKED AWFULLY FAR." "I'LL CHECK THE PROPERTY RECORDS IN TOWN." "THEN WE'LL START CUTTING." "DARN ME ARGYLES." "YOU WERE RIGHT." "THE GOLD TREES ARE OUTSIDE MY PROPERTY." "WHO OWNS THE LAND?" "GLITTERING GOLDIE." "YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND?" "AYE." "SHE WON'T SELL LAND WITH GOLD TREES." "PERHAPS SHE DOESN'T KNOW." "SHE'LL BE SURPRISED WHEN SHE LEARNS" "ABOUT THE GOLD TREES." "WHAT GOLD TREES?" "YOU'RE NOT TELLING HER?" "UNCLE SCROOGE, THAT'S NOT FAIR." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT GOLDIE." "SHE DRIVES A HARD BARGAIN." "SHE LEARNED FROM THE BEST..." "ME." "GOLD TREES, HUH?" "I KNEW McDUCK DIDN'T COME HERE" "TO COLLECT PINE CONES." "TIME TO CALL SOME UNSAVORY SAPS TO HELP." "HEY, WHAT'S COOKING, BROTHERS?" "MOOSE ANTLERS, AGAIN?" "MOOSE ANTLERS FOR BREAKFAST," "FOR LUNCH." "I'M SICK OF MOOSE ANTLERS." "WE'RE TOO POOR TO BUY GRUB." "WHOEVER SAID CRIME DOESN'T PAY WASN'T JOKING." "[KNOCK ON DOOR]" "GREETINGS." "FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD HERE." "MIGHT YOU BE BEAGLE BOYS?" "I'M BACKWOODS BEAGLE." "THESE ARE MY TWIN BROTHERS," "BINKY AND BACON." "TWINS?" "HE'S A PIG." "HE HAD A BAD CASE OF SWINE FLU." "YOUR BROTHERS IN DUCKBURG SAID YOU'D HELP ME." "DOING WHAT?" "SCROOGE McDUCK'S TRYING TO DEAL WITH GLITTERING GOLDIE." "I COULD USE SOME HILLBULLIES" "TO KEEP HIM FROM HER." "LET ME CHECK OUR CALENDAR." "[OINK OINK SNORT]" "WHAT?" "HE ATE OUR CALENDAR." "WE'LL TAKE THE JOB." "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY COONSKIN SPATS?" "I'D LOOK STUPID." "YOU JUST LOOK ECCENTRIC." "BET THIS BUCKSKIN WAS EXPENSIVE." "IT'S AN INVESTMENT." "HERE'S THE CANDY." "BUBBA PICKED FLOWERS." "OK, HE'S COMING." "LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG DUCKY MOUNTAIN WELCOME." "WE'LL ROLL OUT THE WELCOME ROCK." "UNCLE SCROOGE!" " UNCLE SCROOGE!" "LOOK OUT!" " LOOK OUT!" "HELP!" "PLAY BALL!" "I THINK WE BETTER GO." "WHAT'S A FUR-LINED COUCH DOING IN A CAVE?" "[BEAR ROARS]" "ARE YOU OK, UNCLE SCROOGE?" "THANKS TO BUBBA." "THESE BACKWOODS CAN BE TREACHEROUS." "THIS MUST BE THE PLACE." "WHAT LOW-DOWN VARMINT'S TRESPASSING ON MY PROPERTY?" "GOLDIE, DON'T SHOOT." "IT'S ME." "SCROOGE McDUCK?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THESE WOODS?" "I MIGHT ASK YOU THE SAME THING." "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR KLONDIKE CLAIM?" "IT GOT PICKED CLEAN." "SO I RETIRED FROM PROSPECTING" "AND TOOK UP A MORE LUCRATIVE PURSUIT," "LUMBERJACKING." "IT AGREES WITH YOU." "YOU'RE A BONNIE SIGHT." "OH, GOLDENRODS!" "AND CHOCOLATE SILVER DOLLARS." "OH, YOU OLD ROMANTIC." "COME IN AND SIT A SPELL." "I WAS HOPING WE'D HAVE DINNER." "I'VE GOT A PROPOSITION." "I'D LOVE TO." "I ALREADY HAVE A DATE TONIGHT." "YOU DO?" "[KNOCK ON DOOR]" "GOOD EVENING, LASSIE." "FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD!" "WELL, WELL." "SMALL FOREST, ISN'T IT?" "I SEE YOU KNOW EACH OTHER." "YES." "WE GO WAY BACK." "RIGHT, SCROOGIE?" "WONDERFUL." "SINCE YOU'RE FRIENDS," "WHY NOT GO OUT TOGETHER?" "I'D RATHER..." "SPLENDID IDEA." "I'D LOVE TO JOIN YOU." "MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME," "WHILE I GET MYSELF GUSSIED UP." "TWO'S COMPANY, THREE'S A WAR, SCROOGIE." "STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL." "IF ANYONE'S LEAVING, IT'S YOU." "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT." "OUT YOU GO." "NO, OUT YOU GO!" "NO, YOU!" "YOU!" "YOU!" "YOU!" "HUH?" " HUH?" "YOO-HOO!" "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "YOU LOOK LIKE $1 MILLION." "MAKE THAT A BILLION." "CHEAPSKATE." "GO ON WITH YOU NOW." "LET'S GET SOME GRUB." "ALLOW ME." "NO." "ME." "THIS WILL BE A NIGHT TO REMEMBER." "WELL, HERE WE ARE, BOYS." "THE MOOSEHEAD LODGE." "PARK WHILE WE GET A TABLE." "OHH!" "WE'VE WAITED JUST LIKE YOU SAID." "GET SCROOGE OUT OF THERE SO I CAN CLOSE THE DEAL." "HEY, NO PROBLEM." "WE'LL SAY HE HAS A PHONE CALL," "THEN WE'LL NAIL HIM." "I'M DEALING WITH A PIG." "[OINK OINK]" "WHAT?" "HE CAN'T BELIEVE HE IS, EITHER." "WELCOME TO THE MOOSEHEAD." "TODAY'S SPECIALS ARE MOOSE FLAMBE, CAJUN MOOSE," "AND FOR YOU GREEK LOVERS," "OUR FAMOUS MOOSE-SAKA." "WHAT, NO CHOCOLATE MOUSSE?" "NEVER HEARD OF IT." "I DON'T REALLY LIKE MOOSE." "THE ONLY OTHER RESTAURANT IS YAK-IN-THE-BOX." "FORGET ABOUT FOOD." "ABOUT MY PROPOSITION..." "I'VE GOT A PROPOSITION YOU CAN'T REFUSE." "WAIT A SECOND." "URGENT PHONE CALL FOR SCROOGE McDUCK." "GO AWAY." "IT MIGHT BE A BUSINESS CALL." "NOBODY KNOWS I'M HERE." "I MEANT TO SAY YOUR HEADLIGHTS WAS ON." "YOUR MOTHER'S SICK." "THE GRUNION ARE RUNNING." "EXCUSE ME." "YOU IDIOT!" "WHAT DO YOU THINK..." "GET THESE PIGS OFF OF ME!" "SO, WHAT'S THE PROPOSITION, SCROOGE?" "THERE COMES A TIME IN A MAN'S LIFE" "WHEN HE WANTS MORE," "TO EXPAND HIS HOLDINGS," "TO BROADEN HIS..." "ARE YOU ASKING TO MARRY ME?" "I'M ASKING TO BUY YOUR LAND..." "PARCEL 3289, MAP 276." "OVER MY DEFEATHERED BODY!" "I'LL OFFER YOU A GREAT DEAL." "YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD DEAL" "IF IT WAS BEHIND DOOR THREE." "BOYS!" "BOYS!" "SETTLE DOWN." "YOU'D THINK THERE WAS GOLD ON THAT LAND." "TELL YOU WHAT," "I'LL TAKE THE SWEETEST OFFER." "I'LL OFFER $100,000." "$100,001." "$200,000." "$100,003." "OH, WHAT'S A LUMBERJILL LIKE ME" "GOING TO DO WITH MONEY?" "I'LL THROW IN DISHES." "I'LL THROW IN DISHES AND MY LAND." "TWO SETS OF DISHES AND SCROOGE'S LAND." "SORRY, FLINTIE." "YOU'VE GOT A DEAL, SCROOGIE." "DONE." "DON'T BE TOO SURE YOU WON, McDUCK." "THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A SCOT." "BOXES, CHAIN SAWS, SHOVELS," "TERMITE SPRAY, BEAVER REPELLENT." "GEE, UNCLE SCROOGE," "WE'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SHOP TILL YOU DROP BEFORE." "I'M RETURNING THIS SOON AS I CUT DOWN THOSE TREES." "YO, MR. McD!" "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW ME?" "LUMBERJACK McQUACK!" "I THINK YOU'RE A LUMBER-JERK!" "TYING MY HANDS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT." "YOU'VE ALREADY CRASHED A PLANE AND A STORE." "YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING MY GOLD TREES." "MY TREES!" "WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?" "GOT ME STUMPED." "THIS IS NO TIME FOR PUNS." "SOMEBODY STOLE MY TREES." "THE TREE THIEVES MUST HAVE GONE THAT WAY!" "WE'VE GOT TO CATCH THOSE LUMBER-JACKALS." "TIE THEM DOWN TIGHT, BOYS." "DON'T WANT THESE $1 MILLION DOGWOODS ESCAPING." "STOP, YOU FOREST FELONS." "INTO THE WATER, QUICK!" "OH, THAT HURTS!" "AIEE!" "WAY TO GO, TEAM!" "GET AWAY, RIVER RAT." "THESE LOGS ARE MINE." "NO!" "THEY'RE MINE, YOU WOOD WEASEL!" "THEY ARE NOT!" "I STOLE THEM FAIR AND SQUARE." "WAIT!" "WHAT'S THAT?" "SUFFERING SCOTS!" "LOOK!" "ABANDON LOGS." "WOMEN AND CHISELERS FIRST!" "I'M THE CAPTAIN," "AND I GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP!" "I PAID TOO MUCH TO LEAVE THESE LOGS." "AAH!" "AHH..." "OH...." "OH...." "WHERE AM I?" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "YOU BUMPED YOUR HEAD OVER THE FALLS." "YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A SPLITTING HEADACHE." "HELP!" "HELP!" "I'D SHOW YOU HOW TO SHUT THIS OFF," "BUT I'M CATCHING A TRAIN." "HELP!" "ANYBODY BUT LAUNCHPAD..." "HELP!" "HEY, BOSS!" "WAIT UP, EH?" "AT LAST I'VE GOT THE BEST OF McDUCK!" "HA HA HA HA." "MR. WHISKERS IS GETTING AWAY WITH THE GOLD WOOD." "BUBBA BOWL!" "STRIKE!" "THIS AIN'T A GOLDEN MOMENT IN CRIME, EH?" "WAY TO GO, BUBBA." "YOU SURE DERAILED THEIR PLANS." "UNCLE SCROOGE WOULD BE PROUD." "HEY!" "WHERE IS UNCLE SCROOGE?" "HELP!" "DON'T WORRY." "I'LL SAVE HIM!" "BUT, LAUNCHPAD, WAIT!" "ONLY AN ADULT SHOULD TRY THIS DANGEROUS RESCUE." "BUT LISTEN!" "HERE I COME, MR. McD!" "OOPS!" "WHAT WAS THAT YOU WANTED TO TELL ME?" "THERE'S AN OFF SWITCH." "THANK YOU, LADS." "A FEW MORE SECONDS," "YOU'D HAVE TWO UNCLE SCROOGES." "BUBBA STOPPED FLINTHEART FROM STEALING YOUR TREES." "THEY'RE SAFE AT THE GORGE." "LET'S GET TO THE GOLD DEPOSIT BEFORE THAT'S STOLEN." "UNCLE SCROOGE, AREN'T THESE ROOTS GROWING KIND OF FUNNY?" "I'VE NEVER SEEN ROOTS GROW SIDEWAYS BEFORE." "WHERE'S THE GOLD THEY'VE SOAKED UP?" "DID SOMEONE SAY GOLD?" "G-G-GOLDIE!" "WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?" "THE SAME THAT BROUGHT YOU..." "GOLD." "LIKE IN THOSE TREE STUMPS." "GOLD?" "TREE STUMPS?" "I..." "I..." "I..." "I...." "I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY." "I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHY I WANTED YOUR LAND." "I'M NO BETTER THAN GLOMGOLD." "IN GOOD CONSCIENCE," "I CANNOT KEEP YOUR LAND." "I HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO SAY." "A DEAL IS A DEAL." "YOU'LL LET ME KEEP THE LAND?" "WE HAVE A CONTRACT." "I INTEND TO STICK TO IT." "YAHOO!" "COME ON." "WE'RE DIGGING FOR DOLLARS." "HALLELUJAH!" "WE FOUND IT!" "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SCROOGE." "ACCORDING TO THE PROPERTY RECORDS," "YOU'VE JUST CROSSED ONTO MY LAND." "WHAT?" "IMAGINE THAT." "THE GOLD TREES ARE ON YOUR LAND," "BUT THE GOLD DEPOSIT IS ON MINE." "THERE'S A MISTAKE!" "AND YOU MADE IT!" "WHY YOU POKER-FACED PROSPECTOR!" "YOU KNEW ABOUT THE TREES AND GOLD." "WHO SENT YOU THAT GOLD STATIONERY?" "I'VE BEEN WORKING TO GET YOUR LAND FOR MONTHS." "I'VE GOT A GOLD DEPOSIT," "AND YOU'VE GOT SOME LOUSY TREE STUMPS." "OOH!" "GOLDIE!" "YOU'RE A DIRTY DEAL-MAKER!" "I LEARNED FROM THE MASTER."