"It's time to check in on the boys in the band to see who's dating who." "They're living the charmed life, with a new girl for each day of the week." "But will these bad boys of metal ever settle down?" "Maybe not." "Remember "Natebecca"?" "It was the storybook romance that took a turn for the tragic when actress/model Rebecca Nightrod fell down several flights of stairs and landed herself in a coma." "But Nathan Explosion stayed by her side through it all... until it became clear to the public that it was over." "Rebecca Nightrod, still in a coma, was spotted in public canoodling with billionaire hotel heir Walt Perkins." "Explosion was out of the picture and left behind." "Raa!" "Raa!" "Raa!" "pickles:" "You're better off without her, bro." "Yeah, dude, we can hang out like we used to, you know?" "You don't get it." "She was the ultimate girlfriend." "Dude, she was in a coma." "You were just infatuated with her unconsciousness." "That can't last forevers." "Come on, don't leave us hanging out here." "It's freezing!" "Guys, I been thinking." "[ thunder crashes ] lt's time I start dating again." "# Do anything for Dethklok # # Do anything for Dethklok #" "# Do anything for Dethklok #" "DVD-rip and Subtitles by:" "Café G-Dub" "Slut!" "Toki!" "She's slut." "Look at her." "Take it easy, man." "You don't call women bad words, man." "That's women." "You got to respect them." "What are you talking about?" "What?" "Nothing." "I just pinned you as a classic woman hater." "Well, that's disappointing, Pickles, that you would just blindly label a person." "That's, uh, that's just pretty disappointing." "Well, you are the one that walks around talkings about how they ams -- l don't know -- poisonous serpents with tits." "Yeah?" "So?" "What do you mean "yeah?" "So?"" "You said that about women." "Now you're defending them a lot." "Okay, fine, look." "Oh, boy, you guys." "I may have said a couple kooky things about the ladies, but that was before, man." "You got to defend their honor, you know?" "Like a hero." " And?" " And what?" "Well, you will defend their honor in the eyes of the women, and thens what happens?" "Well, you know, just..." "Well, then they sleep with you." "Yeah!" "I knew it!" "Aw, come on." "Aw, that is the angles rights there!" "Oh, busteds." "Another cheap ploy to trick the girls into sleeping with you by pretending to be valiant." "So?" "!" "Classic Murderface." "NATHAN:" "Hey, guys." "You know I've decided to start dating, and I'll probably be bringing some girls back here, so, uh, I'd really like it if you guys made a point to not [bleep] that up for me." "There." "I feel better having said that." "What does that mean?" "I mean, how do we [bleep] anything up?" "If anything, we make it better." "We makes it better." "Maybe we come off, you know, like rock stars around people, and maybe we could just be a little bit nicer." "We can't helps it." "We are rock stars." "What am I gonna do, stand there like a cigar-store Indian?" "I got to be charming!" "I can't help it!" "Okay." "I mean, like, let's support him." "I guess that's what I'm saying." "STAMPlNGSTON:" "Gentlemen," "Nathan Explosion is now officially single." "This information has only recently reached the female public, and already women around the world are in a state of chaos." "And now these women are doing everything that they can to get Nathan Explosion's attention." "Yes, but there's another group of even more dangerous women -- a group called Succuboso Explosion, led by a woman named Lavona Succuboso, who has vowed to capture Explosion and breed him with her female followers." "We believe that she will surface on the night of the next Dethklok concert." "I believe that Lavona has the power to rid the world of Nathan Explosion." "pickles:" "Go, Skwisgaar." "It's your turn." "Go." "Go-go-go-go-go-go." "SKWlSGAAR:" "I am going." "Hold on. I am thinking." "Uh, okay. ls this a word?" "Q-u-h-z-k?" ""Quhzk."" "That's what the duck says." "All right, whatever." "Quhzk." "That's 1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 52 points." "52 points -- that's good." "[ door closes ]" "Okay, guys, Nathan's here with a girl, so, remember, let's just help him out." "Just help him get through this, all right?" "Don't worry." "I won't do the hero thing, 'cause we don't want her to focus on me." "NATHAN:" "Uh, hey, guys, this is, um, Rachel." "Uh, we're just gonna hang out." "I was gonna show her stuff, uh, in my room." "Oh, well, that's interesting." "Rachel?" "I'm Pickles." "Sorry that Nathan is so rude." " Hello." " Hi." "Oh, my god." "You have got soft hands." "Aw, looks at you." "You likes the prettiest little porcelains doll." "Could you gets any cuter?" "I don't think so." "Let me just put this out here." "If anybody says one thing to you, I will crush their skull!" "My hands are lethal weapons!" "Okay, guys." "Enough, all right?" "Okay, we're gonna split, so, uh..." "Holds on, holds on." "We never gets to meets anybodys ups here." "Always working." "Don't you wants to meet us, Rachel?" "I would like to meet you guys." "I've heard so much about all of you." "I am afraid thats it's all true." "Takes us in to the police officers." "We are guilty as charged." "[ clears throat ] Introduction." "Sorry. I'm sorry." "That's Pickles and Murderface and -- you get the idea." "They all have names and everything." "What are you guys doing over there?" "Nothing." "They're playing a game." "Would yous likes to play a game with us?" "She doesn't want to play with you guys!" "Nathan." "Nathans." "You don't raise your voice to your best friends." "Guys, I just want to go upstairs and, you know, hang out." "What do you mean "hang out"?" "I mean, you know... hang out -- you know, sitting." "You can sit down here." "What are you trying -- l'm just saying, maybe it would be a little bit more intimate and quiet over there, you know?" "We are your friends." "We can't be intimates and quiets here?" "Yeah, we can be really quiet." "Yeah, we can play Scrabble silently." "Nathan, you know how quiet we can be." "Yeah, so, if you want us to be quiet, we'll just be quiet." "All right!" "One game!" "Fine!" "[ foreign accent ] Soon, my sisters, we will have what we need to begin our own colony of Explosionites." "We are the vessels that hold the future." "ALL:" "We are the vessels that hold the future." "And you, Nathan." "Beautiful Nathan." "You will provide the seed that will go inside of each us." "We will build powerful warriors with your help." "Test the loin extractor." "[ electricity crackles ]" " Wow!" " Oh!" "Applause." ""Aquarium"?" "Wow, Rachel, that's..." ""Aquarium."" "That's like 37 points." "Aw, you guys are the best." "[ groaning ] I'm going to bed." "Okay, see ya." " Anyways..." " Real smart." "How did you thinks of that?" "Uh, I'll call you, or call me." "Ugh." "pickles:" "I liked Rachel." "She's fun." "Sweet kid." "I'm gonna texts Rachels just to say hi." "Do you wants me to say hi from you guys, too?" "Yeah, say hi for me." "Say hi for me." "Send." "Oh." "Check it out over there." "[ laughs ]" "Guys, watch and learn." "Oh, god." "Don't talk to us." "Please don't talk to us." "[ groans ] Don't mind me, ladies." "Just patrolling these parts here, making sure it's safe for your kind." "You know -- women." "[ chuckles ]" "Yeah, well, it seems -- seems pretty safe." "But I'm sure someone's gonna shoot their mouth off, and then you'll see what's up!" "Hey, what's going on?" "You need some help or something?" "Nothing!" "Get out of here!" "I'm defending them." "I'm keeping them safe." "From whos?" "No one's here to be mean to them." "Yeah, what bars do you hangs out at where girls needs their honors constantly defended, you know?" "The Double Deuce froms "Road House"?" "Oh, my god!" "You're Skwisgaar Skwigelf!" "Oh, I know you." "Yous are the two beautifuls ladies at the bars, right?" "Oh, my god!" "That's enough, Skwisgaar." "Can't you see I was here first?" "Sorry, ladies." "Murderface has laid claims to yous." "No!" "He hates women!" "Who said that?" "Anyone that says anything negative towards a woman, I will beat the [bleep] out of them." "We said that." "What are you gonna do about it?" " Uh..." " Wait a minute." "Aren't you the bass player?" "Why are we even talking to you?" "Shouldn't you be, like, unloading equipment or something?" "Don't you need to put some water bottles on the stage?" "Don't you have to, like, steam their costumes?" "I love how bass players just pretend they're working as hard onstage as the other bandmates." "Bass is the foundation of the band!" "Why don't you make like a bass guitar and be inaudible?" "Uh, hey, guys." "This is Amanda." "That's Pickles, Toki, and Skwisgaar, and, uh, Murderface." "Hey!" "What the hell is she doing here?" "Uh, I don't know." "We gets along, so we invites her over to the house." "Great." "That's not weird or anything." "I mean, here I am on another date, and there's the old one." ""The old one"?" "[ laughing ] What?" ""The old one"?" "That's what you call her?" "Nathans, comes here." "I'd likes to talks to you for a second." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "What?" "I'm on a date." "Just like that?" "What about Rachels?" "What about her?" "I went on a date with her." "So, that's it?" "Just poofs -- she's gones?" "So, wait a minute." "Let me get this straight, Nathan." "Are you breaking up with Rachel?" "I was never in a relationship with Rachel." "And now what?" "We can't do anything with her?" "We're taking a Chinese-cooking class together." "Why did you do that?" "!" "Because she's wonderful." "Because she's a wonderful lady, dude, okay?" "Why can we see that and you can't?" "Get out of my life!" "Hey, uh, Nathan, I understand you're experiencing a little bit of girl trouble." "Just wanted to lend you a shoulder to, uh, you know, to... you seem like you're okay." "For the record, I tried." "pickles:" "Okay, you are all beautiful." "You're beautiful, wonderful ladies with personalities, style, sophistication." "And we're talking about a guy who doesn't know what he wants." "You guys are too good for him." "He doesn't know what he wants." "Does he want this?" "He doesn't know." "Does he want that?" "He gots problems, yeah." "What the fuck is happening here?" "Everyone leave now." "Get out of here!" "Sames times tomorrows, ladies." "NATHAN:" "Do you know what you are?" "You're a bunch of [bleep] blockers!" "Yeah, you're right!" "They don't want us to get any of that sweet poontang!" "[ growls ]" "Look, you want to meet girls?" "Go out and meet them." "Don't take mine!" "Tell 'em, big guy." "Okay." "All right." "Look, tomorrow night is our first concert since... since I broke up with..." "Rebecca." "But there are gonna be a lot of nice young ladies there who will really want to you-know-what." "If you stop that from happening, I will actually kill you." "Yeah -- dead." "Ugh." "[ rock guitar playing ] [ audience cheering ]" "# Dragoness, you burned our homes #" "# You took our lives and ate our souls # # l will ride to your twin mountains #" "# Your crevasse awaits # # l come for you tonight #" "Nathan, look out!" "N-o-o-o-o!" "[ electricity crackles ]" "N-o-o-o-o!" "Aaaaaaaaaaah!" "Wow." "I never actually knew that a [bleep] block could save your life." "Thank you, Murderface." "MURDERFACE:" "That's okay, man." "I'm a hero." "I'm a real hero!"