"You know, I think fall is finally here" "I just saw the first drunk of the season turn yellow and tumble gently to the ground" "I tripped, okay?" "What is with a picnic in November anyway?" "I'm freezing my perfect peach off" "Oh, yeah" "This is it" "This is perfect Right here" "And, Jack, take off that hat It makes you look like a woman" "Oh, it wasn't the hat" " Why are we doing this?" " Come on" "It's sunny It's New Yorky" "I read this thing in "O," the Oprah magazine on tapas picnics and I've been dying to try one" "Oprah can be a lot of fun" "And there's no one I'd rather have watching my back in a bar fight" "Hey, guys" "Sorry we're late We grabbed a couple hot dogs" " I told you I was making tapas" " I know" " Hey, guys" " Oh..." "Leo" "I don't know if we have enough food for five people" "That's okay" "Grace just ate enough hot dogs for five people" "Honey, you got a lump under that arm You might wanna have that looked at" "Come on It's November in the park" "I thought we'd, you know toss around a football" "Um, look, Leo" "I know you're new here And, um we don't want you to think we're really cliquey and don't let anyone in our little group" "But, um well... we're really cliquey We don't want anyone in our little group,so..." "[WILL AND KAREN NOD.]" "So, if you wanna break into the fag four this symbol of gay oppression has to go" "Come on, Jackie Get rid of it" "Who knew I could do that?" "Ladies and gentlemen" "Prepare yourselves for the finest feast this side of Barcelona" "My gift to you Enjoy" "It's a boomerang" "It went around the world" "My platanas bravas ruined splattered all over this cashmere throw and look at these broken ramekins" "You're a trip, Will" "Oh, sweetie" "It's probably going to take a while to clean up" "We're gonna go make out" "Holy cripes" "Am I outside?" "Oh, how sweet Look at that cute duck" "Oh, that's not a duck It's a rat" "Why is that little girl feeding it popcorn?" "Not our business Keep walking" "Come on, lets go!" "Aw, that poor bride" "So hard to find a bathroom in the park" "May I have your attention, please?" "Can we get all the brides and grooms?" "Quickly people" "Hey, kid, can you tell us what's going on here?" "Did you just call me kid?" "You're Katie Couric" " I love you!" " Well, thank you" "I'm sure if we spent more time together" "I'd love you too" "So, uh, what is going on here?" "Talking with Katie" "We're just having this mass wedding Some stupid stunt for sweeps" "Oh, if you're here where in the world is Matt Lauer?" "Laughin' with Katie" "Yeah, I asked myself the same damn question when they told me I had to work on a Sunday as if being cute and perky five days a week isn't enough hard enough" "I hear that" "Hey, you two look happy" "Would you like to get married today?" "Sure." "Yeah, why not?" "What do you say?" "Yeah, why not?" "We'll help the ratings" "Would you excuse us, Katie Couric?" "What are you doing?" "I'm serious We met in the park" "Let's get married in the park" "But this is just-- I mean, we're talking about" "We've only known each other like, two months" "Grace" "Come on, you know we're gonna do it eventually" "You know what?" "I'm doing this all wrong" "Grace Adler" "I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you" "So here, today right now, in front of God... and Katie Couric" "I'm asking you..." "Will you marry me?" "Yes" "Yes, I will Let's do it" "This is just a temporary ring, right?" "Àª  ±×·¹ÀÌ½º 5½ÃÁð ¿¡ÇÇ¼Òµå 0809 (Marry Me A Little)" "That was a disaster" "Tapas in the park" "That's the last time I cook something out of a magazine" "Ooh, "Gourmet" has a special on savory pies of Edinburgh" "Save your appetites, lassies!" "Hey, what happened to Grace and that foreign fellow she's been hangin' around with?" "Maybe they went to the Guggenheim" "That's a real place, right?" "What happened to you guys?" "Are you gonna tell them or shall I?" "Well, if you don't mind I kinda want to" "Okay Go ahead" "Okay" "We met Katie Couric!" "No, no That's not the news" "We got married!" "What?" "Just now, in the park" "What?" "There was this mass wedding" "What?" "!" "Leo made me a ring out of a dandelion" "He asked I said yes" "I threw a pretzel bouquet" "A duck caught it" "It was all just so romantic And we're married" "Oh, my god, Grace!" "Well, well, well" "Look who penetrated the inner circle" "And then he stuck around and married her" "Don't get too comfy" "You may have Penelope Cruzedyour way in, but, uhm... you can just as easily be Mimi Rogered out" "Huh?" "Hey" "What do you think?" "Wow" "What a surprise" "That's crazy" "Just spring it on us like that That's--that's great" " Leo, great" " Thanks" "And, Grace..." "best of luck" ""Best of luck"?" "Well, thanks for coming to my bat mitzvah, Uncle Hachem" "Have a safe drive to back to Syosset" "I don't know what half those words meant" " Um, what's going on?" " What?" "Nothing" "I'm happy for you" "You know, it's the biggest moment of your life" "Why would you include me?" "I-I don't matter I'm nothing" "Best of luck" "Oh, Will... that is so..." "freakin' lame!" " Ow!" "You listen to me, Will Truman" "I know that this is sudden and not the way we thought it was gonna be but you are my best friend and you will be thrilled for me" " Would you" " You're hurting me!" " It's about me!" "I'm the bride!" " I'm the bride!" " Whoa, whoa" " Take it easy." "Whoa, hey" " I'm the bride!" "You hear me?" "!" "Take it easy Don't break him" "I still need him for the 20% of you I can't handle" "Hey, uh, help me out, guys" "Come on, Grace You're married!" "Let's celebrate by throwing away most of your clothes" "I don't need to throw away my clothes" "Yeah, come on" "What about the whorey-lookin' stuff you use to pick up guys?" "Let's go" " Will, are you okay, man?" " I'm fine" "I just wish if Grace was going to finish the Hershey syrup that she wouldn't put the empty can back in the refrigerator!" "I'm the bride!" "Look, uh" "Will, I know you feel left out" "Would it help to know that right before we got married Grace said" ""I really wish Will were here?"" "And I said, "Me too?"" " Really?" " I just asked, would it help?" "Cutting the tension with cruelty How thoughtful of you" "I'm sorry" "I know you and Grace have been friends forever" "And I just come and whisk her away like that" " It's gotta hurt" " It does" "Look, I know that I-I-I put outthis tough-guy image" "I know people think of me as all hard and strong and macho-y" "Look at this flower arrangement it's atrocious" "The truth is, it does hurt" "I'm never going to have a wedding of my own and I-- being a part of Grace's was important to me" "What are you talking about?" "You--you can have a wedding" "Oh, please!" "Gay weddings?" "Some witchy lesbian waves a stick over you on a beach somewhere" "While a drag queen sings "Evergreen."" "I'm talking about a traditional wedding" "Grace and I used to stay up nights talking about what hers would be like" "I didn't have a hell of a lot going on at the time" "I-I--I'd have this beautiful tux big through here and small through here" "She'd have a gorgeous gown" "Small through here and big through here" "At the reception I-I'd make a great toast" "And everybody would laugh at the right places and cry in the right places" "And then we'd do this great dance that we'd tell everybody we hadn't worked on but secretly we had" "We can still do all that" " I-I didn't know you were" " I mean it may not be the first dance but it could be the second" "Are you talking about a wedding reception?" "'Cause I'd really be into that" "You guys would do that for me?" "No, not just-- Yeah" "Just for you all for you" "I am going to be so beautiful" "Jack, Jack" "Hey" "It's almost time for my toast so give me a really good introduction, okay?" "Okay, I got it" "It should not include the words "bald," "fat," or "impotent."" "Okay, give me five minutes" "Fire!" "Fire!" "Give it to me Change it up" "Fire!" " Give it to me Change it up" "Give it to me Change it up" "This all happened so fast" "I don't even know from Leo I'm not sure I approve" " He's a Jewish doctor" " Ooh, I love him!" "Don't cock it up" "Congratulations, Leo We're so happy for you guys" "Hey, thanks" "We're just a bunch of old married folks now" "Well, you are" "Our marriage isn't recognized by the State of New York" "Mazel tov" "Het, honey You wanna dance?" "Well, let's see about that, Rob I'm carrying a boulder on my groin and my feet have swollen twice their natural size" "Yeah." "Let's cut a rug, honey" "Rosie, how come we've never gotten together?" "Lady, quit trying to unhook my bra" "Excuse me Excuse me" "Excuse me Excuse me" "Excuse me!" "Hi" "Now it's time to toast the lovely couple" "And who better to start things off than the most important person in Grace's life" "Her friend, her confidant" "And it pains me to admit this but the most gorgeous man I know" "Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage me!" "Grace Leo" "What can I say about you two beautiful kids?" "Except..." "Acting is a craft which has been around for literally many, many years" "And I should know" "I'm Jack McFarland creator of the McFarland Method which has helped countless aspiring actors, actresses and act-transgender individuals..." "There's some very interesting people here" "Just wait, mom" "Now let's hear from another very important person in Grace's life" "One who has been there for her through sick and sin" "A great man ladies and gentlemen..." "Karen Walker" "Thank you" "Grace, Leon" "This is truly a wonderful evening" "See, folks" "Some people do buy the cow How 'bout that?" "Thanks" "Well, I am so, so happy for you both" "Thank you, everyone" "Man, there are a lot of Jews here" "Thank you" "Well, I guess that's everyone" "So thank you for coming Enjoy your m" "Hi" "I remember the first time I met Grace It was freshman year at Columbia" "And I was pretty much like any other college guy" "I lived in the dorm with the bare essentials... futon, stereo, cast iron enamel fondue pot" "Anyway, one night I was making up a batch for myself and my roommate Rob" "I am not gay, everyone!" "Do you hear that?" "I love the ladies" "I'm a breast man" "So, um, the chocolate was just coming to a gentle boil when this creature appeared at my door... sniffing" "I looked at her" "She looked at the chocolate and the two of them have been together ever since" "No, no, no" "I joke a lot about Grace, but... well, truth is I couldn't be happier for her today" "Leo..." "I was the first man to ask her to marry me" "And I know you're going to be the last" "To you guys" "Larry, you should get up and say something" " They spoke at our wedding" " That was a gay wedding" "It didn't really count" "That joke isn't funny anymore" "It is to me" "Hi" "This reminds me of something my grandfather once said" ""Where's that Jamaican woman who feeds me?"" "I'm not very good at this" "But someone who was, was Lord Byron so I stole this from him" ""The light of love the purity...of grace"" ""The mind, the music breathing from her face"" ""the heart whose softness harmonized the whole"" ""That eye was in itself a soul."" "To my wife" "Thank you" "You know, I'm feeling so many things right now it's hard to put them into words" "So I thought I would express myself in a different way" "Please don't let this feeling end it might not come again and I want to remember" " Salads are out!" " What?" "Oh, I don't-- I don't see salad" "Oh, they're coming Right, everybody?" "I'll have one of those Thank you" "What was that?" " I was just taking a mini quiche" " I know what you were doing!" "You were checking out that hussy yeah" "Let me tell you something, boy" "Now that you're married the only mini quiches you should be paying attention to are Grace's" "You're a little bit scary, aren't you?" "Listen to me, mister" "If I hear that you have hurt my Gracie in any way" "I will hurt you, yeah" "I have people" "I'm not gonna say who But I do" "Hello" "Leo!" "Time to cut the cake Okay, everyone!" "Come on up" "Okay, you are the doctor" "I will follow your lead" "Okay, I'm not a doctor" "I just said that so you'd marry me" "Well, he's kidding" "He better be" "You want some" " Oh, you wa" " No, no, no, that's fine" "Where are you kids going on your honeymoon?" "We haven't really talked about it yet" "You should take her to your cabin" "You have a cabin?" "Yeah, I go there to fish" "You fish?" "Mm-hmm I learned in Africa" "You were in Africa?" "Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders" "You were with Doctors Without Borders?" "Have you two met?" "So, Grace, are you going to keep your last name?" "Um, I haven't really thought about it" "How many grandkids can I count on?" "I don't know..." " Five" " Two" " Four" " Three" "Oh, we haven't talked about it yet / Yeah" "Yikes, that's the first thing I'd talk about" "Well, didn't you cover any of this in your premarital counseling?" "We didn't have any premarital counseling" "Well, that's one way to go" "Hey, hey" "Let's give the newlyweds a break here" "I'm sure they know all the important stuff" "Like favorite song Favorite movie" "Birthdays?" "No?" "Doesn't matter" "Don't worry, Grace" "Marvin will fill you in on all that stuff" "That's right, Eleanor Who's Marvin?" "That'd be me" "Your name is Marvin?" "Yeah, yeah" "People always call me "Leo"..." "'cause my name's Marvin" "You just married a guy, and you don't even know his name?" "Silly" "It's okay, honey" "He's been calling you "Grace" this whole time" "I don't know your name?" "Come on, my first wife didn't have a problem with that." "Huh?" "You were married before?" "!" "Okay, wrong time to try that joke" "Are you okay, baby?" "Um, no, I'm" "Excuse me" "Excuse me" "I knew she'd cock it up" "Where are you going?" "You're blowin' this way out of proportion" "You're like a stranger to me..." "Marvin" "I might as well have married my Israeli pen pal from when I was 15 who sent me love letters on Hello Kitty stationary" "Actually over there it'd be Shalom Kitty" "Please don't joke right now" "That was weird up there" "I don't even know when your birthday is" "Okay, you wanna know some stuff about me?" "Here you go" "I believe when I hold my breath the guy on TV's going to make the basket" "I'm in a Doors cover band consisting entirely of surgeons called" ""The Operating Room Doors."" "And my deepest, darkest secret is that I don't like any food with raisins in it but I do like raisins" "See, we already have a problem" "I love raisins" "In everything!" "I even went to see A Raisin in the Sun because I thought there'd be raisins in it" "Grace, we have a whole lifetime to get to know each other, baby" "I don't know" "I don't know I just wish that there was some way that we could be sure we were doing the right thing you know." "Just... a sign, something" "Katie?" "Hi!" "Crap." "Hi!" "Thanks for watching!" "Do you have your own pens?" "No, no, no It's Grace and Leo" "Remember, from the other day in the park We got married because of you" "Actually I got a colonoscopy because of you too" "Not on the same day, though" "And not in the park" "Eee, the wedding Sorry about that" "What?" "What do you mean?" "No one called you?" "Ooh, awkward" "We're scrapping the whole wedding segment because the judge performing the ceremony wasn't licensed in New York" "So all those marriages are invalid" "Oops!" "Last time I use Tom Brokaw's nephew as my fact checker" "I guess I wanted a sign and I think I got it" "We're not married" "Hey, Grace" "Grace!" "Hey, hey, hey" "But we'll go to city hall tomorrow We'll do it all over again" " I don't know that I can" " Why?" "Why not?" " What's changed?" " Everything has changed" "I mean, the first time I said yes it was impulsive and romantic and to a guy named Leo" "And now" "We know nothing about each other" "I knew everything I needed to know about you the first time I held your hand Grace, we're already married" "The rest is paperwork" " How can you be so sure?" " Because when it's right, you just know" "You remember Tuesday?" "We woke up I said, "Morning, wife."" "You said, "Hello, husband."" "Remember that?" "Remember how great that was?" "I want every day to be Tuesday" "Every day can't be Tuesday" "Today's Saturday so it can't be Tuesday" "Monday can't be Tuesday" "Tuesday can't-- Well, Tuesday can but Wednesday definitely can't be Tues-- / Listen, listen, listen" "Just come up with me" "And I promise you everything is going to be fine" "Please" "I can't" "I need time" "I'm sorry" "That was wild, wasn't it, Jackie?" "The way Grace just kind of spooked and ran off" "Kind of like Rosie whenever I fire my gun in her room just as she's falling asleep" "Yeah, she's really upset" "I've never seen Grace actually run from a cake / No" "Um, hi, everyone" "I-I have a little bit of an announcement to make" "Grace and I ran into Katie Couric in the lobby" "Oh!" "And she said that we weren't really married" "Aw!" "Turns out the judge that married us wasn't really legit, so..." "Anyway, we have this place till midnight so stick around, you know" "There's cake, there's booze there's dancing" "Well, have fun" "Leo, hey I..." "I'm sorry You okay?" "I'm about as good as Bill Buckner of the '86 Red Sox" "Ooh, ouch I'm sorry" "Do you even know what that means?" "No, but anybody that's got 43 pairs of red socks obviously had issues" " Where's Grace?" " She took off" "She--she was pretty freaked out" "Can I borrow your phone, man?" "I think I need to call her" "Uh, Leo, I think you might wanna give her some time right now" "I know Grace She's not like you" "She's not impulsive" "She once bought Impulse perfume and then returned it" "That's why this whole getting married in the park thing all seemed so weird to me" "Yeah, well, I guess I should send everyone home" "Hi, it's me again" "Listen, you're not going to like what you're about to hear" "Please don't let this feeling end it not might come again and I want to remember" "To be fair, he did say we wouldn't like what we were about to hear" "I thought you needed time to think / I did" "And I realized I want today to be Tuesday" "It's Tuesday?" "How long have I been out?" "Okay" "So our first wedding didn't take" "But we're havin' another one!" "And a real one this time" "Now as for all these, ah these lovely presents" "I-I don't really know the protocol" "Let's just call them engagement gifts Bring another one at the wedding" "Hi, welcome to the wedding" "Don't forget to sign the guest book" "Okay, who wrote "If it doesn't work out, call me."" "That's tacky" "Don't forget to sign the guest book" "Oh, perfect I've been looking for this" "That's a little inappropriate!" "Oh, please!" "This is inappropriate?" "How about inviting people to watch a man and woman get married?" "Look how good it makes my shoulders look" "Well, Will" "Congratulations" "I think you've done a fantastic job at planning this wedding" "I take my pants off to you" "You've gotta be kidding me" "The photographer's late" "Four people who RSVP'd "no" just arrived with dates" "And the cake shows up with two grooms on it" "Is the whole city gay?" "Not yet" "But if all goes as planned come Monday morning..." "And look at these boutonnieres" "Dead" " They're fine" " They're dead, my friend" "They just made contact with John Edward" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Sign that guest book!" "Lady, you're a wreck!" "But it's understandable" "Today's a big day for you" "You're not just losing a best friend you're also losing a hag" "She's not my hag, okay?" "She's the most important person in my life who used to be in love with me and who for the last 15 years has never left my side" "She's been a hell of a hag" " Hey, Will" " Hey" "Hey Are you okay?" "Sure, why wouldn't I be?" "'Cause you're losing your girl You're single again" "Boy, I miss those days..." "That can be arranged!" "I'm joking!" "I was joking" "But if you know anyone" "Knock, knock!" "Oh, I'm here to see the daughter of the mother of the bride" "Come on in, mom for one minute" "Now, Grace, I don't want you to freak out but the biggest day of your life is ruined" "What?" "Your father's back went out And he can't move" "How is he going to walk me down the aisle?" "Dear, I don't know" "But we'll just put a pastrami sandwich and a TV Guide under the chuppah" "He'll find his way" "Honey" "Have Will walk you down the aisle Yeah, it'll be perfect" "Out with the 'mo in with the Jew!" "Will'll love that" "He looks so beautiful in his tux" "He's not gonna be the most beautiful one there, is he?" "Oh, honey, come on!" "Don't be silly" "That's crazy talk I'll be there" "Come on" "Hello?" "!" "Oh, Grace You look so beautiful" "Would you mind if I gave you a little advice my mother gave me?" "Oh, Eleanor, that would mean so much to me" "Right before the ceremony make sure you pee" "Because I didn't, and I ended up saying all my vows doing that pee-pee dance" "Thank you... mom" "I guess now I can call you "mom."" "Or Eleanor" "Gracela" "Now that we have a moment alone together there's something that I wanted to say to you" "You know I've always been a little shy when it comes to discussing" "S-E-X" " Otherwise known as F-U" " Know what you're talking about" " Karen, I've had sex before" " Oh, honey, come on" "You don't have to pretend anymore It's me you're talking to" "Carol" " Karen" " Oh, pretty" "Listen, all I'm saying is it's okay to be scared" "It's gonna hurt..." "Bad" "Okay" "I'll file that away with your earlier advice on how to lure lesbians to your yacht with Bain du Soleil and a flashlight" "What is all this?" "Well, I guess honey, it's your wedding And, I mean..." "I wanted to be here for you to contribute something meaningful you know" "To be a part of the day" "Karen" "You are part of the day" "You're my friend" "Oh, honey Really?" "Oh, look at me I'm crying" "No, you're not" "Ladies, I said no poems" " There he is" " Hey" "Hey, buddy, how you holdin' up?" "You need a handshake?" "I'm fine I'm fine" "Ellen, you make a beautiful bridesmaid" "Aw" "Eight months pregnant-- Look at the dress she picks for me" "I hate that skinny bitch" "Maybe you oughta skip the guest book" "Are you going to be okay tonight, Will?" "Julius, yes, I'll be fine" "How 'bout tomorrow night?" "Sign the book" " Hey, Will" " Hey" "Listen, man I know this is gotta be" " pretty hard on you" " It's not hard on me" "Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to really do my best to make Grace as happy as you have" "Well, plus sex" "What's the matter with everybody?" "I'm fine" " Will?" " I'm fine!" "Grace needs you in the dressing room" " Oh, all right" " Aw..." "What?" "Come here, chica!" "Hey" "You're not wearing that, are you?" "Well, it's white" "Yeah, that's what I mean" "I didn't think I was going to be so nervous" "But I am" "I'm doing the right thing, right?" " Well" " What?" "!" "Nothing" "No, I just" " I'm just saying-- As a friend, I want you to know that if you were thinking of calling it off don't worry about the people out there" "Don't worry about all those gifts" "You do what your heart tells you is right" "Are you freaking kidding me with this?" "!" ""If," I said "if."" "The question was rhetorical" "That means you're supposed to say "yes."" " That's not what "rhetorical" means" " Are we talking about what "rhetorical" means or about how you're freaking me out right now?" "Am I supposed to answer that or is that rhetorical too?" "Okay, I don't have time for this, Will I have to get into my dress / I" "Who says that?" ""Don't worry about the people don't worry about all the gifts."" "Who does that?" "An ass, that's who!" "It's a screen not a soundproof booth" "Oh, isn't that sweet?" "Will's doin' her one last time before he hands her off to Leo" "I just hope before I get married he'll do the same for me" "Ditto" "Hey, Kar Can I kiss you?" " Why?" " Just 'cause" "Okay" " All I'm trying to say" " Ah!" " I just" " No!" " Look at it from my point" " Don't!" "Let me tell you something, mister" "This wedding is going to happen" "You better get on board because you've gotta walk me down the aisle" "What?" "My dad threw his back out" "He's bent over like he's trying to pick up a quarter which is probably how he threw out his back to begin with" "So I need you to walk me down the aisle" "I can't do that" "I'm running this show" "I-I got a million things to attend to G-G-G-Get Jack to do it" "I'm not having Jack walk me down the aisle" "He'll meet someone halfway down and ditch me!" "Well, then-- then get Karen to do it" "Karen?" "When was the last time she could walk a straight line?" "Besides, I don't want them I want you!" "Well, I--I can't do it All right?" "What do you mean, you can't do it?" "I need someone to give me away You're my best friend" "I want it to be you It should be you" "I don't wanna" "You don't "wanna"?" "Why not?" "Will?" "Look, Grace" "I'll do a lot of things for you" "I-I'll plan your wedding I'll pick the florist" "I'll--I'll even let you have input on your dress" "But to actually be the one that--that... that hands you off to another guy... that I can't do" "Groom coming in I'm not looking" "Just wanted to make sure everything was okay in here" "People are starting to place bets" "Apparently, you've walked out on one of these before" "I didn't know about that but that's cool" " Look, Leo" " Oh, God" "No" "No, we're getting married Just--the thing is" "Will and I need to take a little walk" "So could you just stall them, just a little bit?" "Sure, sure, yeah" "Just as long as you remember that you and I have to take a little walk as well" "I'm a little bit nervous about that track record of yours" "You're gone, aren't you?" "Okay, I guess this would be as good a time as any to tell you about that stripper at my bachelor party" "Grace, what are we doing up here?" "This is ridiculous" "There is no way you're gonna talk me into this" "Stop" "Now let me talk, okay?" "You know the story you always tell of when we first met?" "The one that you told at the reception?" "The fondue story?" "I love how you tell it It's a wonderful story" "Well, I am a natural storyteller" "Yeah" " Too bad it's crap" " What?" "That was the second time we met" "The first time was right here on this roof at Nancy Jacob's party" "Nancy Ja-- No, no" "That was across from a juice bar" "Paradise Juice" "Right over there where that parking lot is" "Oh, typical" "They pave Paradise, and they put up a parking lot" "You were here?" "Yup" "I thought you were the cutest guy I had ever seen" "So I came up to you and I asked for a drink" "And you were so sweet the way you held that funnel for me" "And then I stumbled back to Nancy and I said" ""That's the man I'm going to spend the rest of my life with."" "Well... we say things when we're young" "I said Human League would be bigger than the Beatles" "Will, I may be getting married today but when I said I was going to spend the rest of my life with you" "I wasn't wrong" " Well, except" " No" "I wasn't wrong" " Now let's jump" " What?" "Let's keep going, Thelma" "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you..." "I picked you out and shook you up and turned you around turned you into someone new..." "Don't tell Leo I had the first dance" "Anybody lose one of these?" "Hey, a little traveling music, please" "Honey, look at him" "After all these years, Will and Grace are finally getting married" " Am I crying yet?" " Still no" " Now?" " Nu-uh" " How about now?" " No" " Stick a pin in my arm" " I am" "Here we go" "This may be a bad time to tell you this, but..." "I'm straight" "Don't make me laugh I'm being photographed" "Take good care of her" "Okay?" "I will" "Hello, everybody" "Today we're here to celebrate the marriage of" "Grace Adler and Marvin Markus" "Leo" "Whoo!" "What a great party" "Can't remember the last time I stayed up all night" "Oh, wait, Thursday" "Let me see that ring again" "Man, it must've cost you an arm and a leg" "Or one of your patients an arm and a leg" "Not really, I pulled the ring off that arm" "Oh, I love diamonds" "Oh, my god, Karen You're crying" "Look at the size of this thing" "I don't want to exaggerate but I bet you could see this puppy from space" "Holy cripes!" "Am I outside again?" " Good night!" " Good night, thank you!" " Whoa!" " Thank you" " Good show!" " Good show" " Bye" " See you tomorrow" " Bye" " Good night" "What?" "Guy, guys" "NBC wants us to fill the whole 90 minutes" "Why?" "To celebrate the hundredth episode" "So what?" "Then we got to kill 20 minutes?" "What are we gonna do?" "Well, I can sing?" "Oh!" "Oh, oh, we can look at some clips and out takes" "Excellent!" "That's an idea!" "No, no, no." "Really,I think there's a..." "Isn't there a piano here?" "Let's role the clips!" "Will  Grace" "Oh, my god Here it is." "Perfect" "Upper West side Spaces two bed rooms" " two baths, fireplace..." " This is good!" "Hard wood floors, terrace beautifully decorated by talented..." " Woman, you're a woman" " Woman" "If you're not gonna do it for yourself then do it for me" "Wow, what the hell was that?" "Do it for me" "I am programmed to be your gay best friend" "I just don't understand it It doesn't make any sense at all!" "For dear life I'm grabbing on!" "What's going on?" "What's happening?" "What's he doing?" "What's he doing, I say?" "Yeah, I got it" "What?" "What's going..." "What?" "That makes three." "Maybe I should have a little bit of that cupcake" "Oh, girls shouldn't use food..." "Oh, maybe I should have a little bit of that cupcake" " Dog-pile on, Rosie!" " No, no tickling." "No, no please" "I have to finish this sweater for Mr. Stence so you can take it to him" "I'm not going tomorrow¡¦" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Shampoo 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and jazz once" "Pout And 5, 6, 7, 8" "Big finish Jazz finish 5..." "All Right" " Ready?" " I'm sad." "Okay" "That's some method you¡¯ve got / Yeah" "I'm hungry" "I'm thirsty" "I can hump a tree" "I love her!" "So you know what's best for her?" "What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?" "Oh, suddenly you know what's best for her?" "What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?" "What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?" "What, you couldn't get a real person to hang out with so you get to hang out with Karen?" "Oh, I know" "When you gotta have friends, right?" "Hit it!" "But you gotta have friends" "No, come on Let's get out of here" "Take it easy Francoise Forge Fagoler" "Okay, Ms. Adler" "This is nurse trainer Pittler She'll be taking your blood" "Whoa, whoa Whoa, her?" "Isn't there someone else who is a little more¡¦ experienced?" "Someone who didn't drive in on a big wheel?" "Oh, I don't drive" "I keep taking the test over and over again" "But I'm all ..." ""This is hard."" "Oh, I don't drive" "I keep taking the test over and over again" "But I'm all ...." ""This is hard."" "I'm so sorry" "Oh, I don't drive" "I keep taking the test over and over again" "Oh, I don't drive" "I keep taking the test over and over again" "But I'm all..." ""This is hard."" "Please don't let this Feeling end It might not come again" "Hey, Jack" "I can't play with you guys because this guy's head is too tall" "It's much more fun this way" "Remember that time we tried to..." "Remember?" " Uh-huh" "97" " Start again - 98!" "Thank you" "Well, I..." "What was it?" " #$%#^%$^" " Okay" " If you don't move, they'll never know" " I know" " If you feel like charming in" " No, no, no." "I won't" "If I sense..." " If you feel like charming in" " No, no, no." "I won't." "Nope" "I only sense..." " If you feel like charming in" " No, no, no." "I won't" "Nope." "Nope" "Hey, you let my suitcase¡¦" "Hey, you let my suitcase¡¦" "He's in love with me but..." "But me, I like the ladies Right, bitch?" "She¡¯s laughing too You can't see it" "Got to get another napkin Oh, see..." "It's a really strong napkin" "I plucked you out of a four by four hovel above a blinking light in Time Square" "And put you in a six by six maid's quarters on Park Avenue" "And this is the thanks I get?" "Wow" "I need another half of one of these" "It's in my hand." " Which one?" " The good one" "Let's be honest with each other" "We both know what actually..." "Butter fingers!" "Operate!" "Shook the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun" "That actually happened to me" "No, it's the annual sublind design show case" "Interior designers display their work for all these big design critics and basically they decide who's hot and who's not" "It's insanely competitive..." "Why did I get one water and then two?" "Stand by Time" "No" "And action!" "But it was nothing, really Just... giving the breath of life" "And these puppies are full..." " Clause, Quapo" " Hello?" "Open bottled of Jin can't do it there I'm sorry" "Open bottled of Jin Just pour it." "Stand by" "Does that go anywhere?" " It'll go in a minute" " Oh, my god!" "I'll clean it later, I promise"