"Dad?" "I'm not out of breath." "No, we're six hours behind." "Okay, go back to bed." "Then have breakfast..." "Sure, there'll be food." "Don't call back." "I'm going to bed now." "Love you." "Is that the Paris flight?" " Is anyone left?" " Does it say "Air France" here?" "Marion!" " You're the last ones." " Dad's stuck in Customs." "Did you think ten sausages and eight cheeses would go unnoticed?" "Your dad was a hero!" " What's he doing here?" " He wanted to come." " Are you together?" " We hang out." " But "together"?" " Yeah." "What a gorgeous city!" "Makes me wanna write poetry again." "The elevator always gets stuck." "In Brittany, you get three." " How are you?" " I brought a bunch of presents but Customs swiped them all." "Why do you tell everyone you're Marion's ex?" "It was in my last show." "So he won't think I'm just some stranger." "What?" " Where's my grandson?" " Out with his nanny." " Let's go get him." " Don't you wanna rest first?" " Where do I sleep?" " On the couch for two days." "Then in Lulu's room, while Willow is at her mom's." "No privacy?" "Where am I supposed to jerk off?" "Dad, you're disgusting." "I'll put up screens so you can jerk off in peace." " What about us?" " Dad, no jerking off." "Promise?" " It's been years..." " He might!" "You were supposed to come alone and sleep in the kid's room." "Now where do I put you and Manu?" "Next to Dad." "You won't even see us." "Right, Manu?" "No sweat." "I have my sleeping bag." "I can sleep anywhere." " Let's go to the park." " I need a shower." "Don't you want a shower, too?" "I took a shower in Paris." "I'll freshen up at the sink tomorrow." "I'll join Rose." " Are we going?" " Get out, Manu!" " We're waiting for Rose." " Get out!" "She primps for hours." "Let's go!" "I'm coming." " Rose, we're going, okay?" " Okay." "To the playground." "You saw it, right?" "That's Julia..." "Lulu!" "Come to Grandpa!" "Look what I've got for you!" "He's so beautiful!" "He'll be as handsome as you were when you were young." "Like it?" "Nobody's fucking." "It's weird." "It's about relationships fading over time, not about fucking." " Is Mingus the one?" " The one?" "We'll see." "America's cool!" "Can I sell my soul, too?" "Ask your art dealer." "Would they like an old man's soul?" " It's a conceptual piece!" " Is the cash conceptual, too?" "I'm the one who supports you, you nut!" "It's my dough." "Who washes your stinky briefs?" "You wanna go sightseeing or bicker all day?" "I'm insulted, Dad." "We can't see all of NY." "Hello, Miss." "How beautiful she is!" "Lulu has chocolate in his hair." "My back hurts!" "Go get a massage!" "We know a great Thai place." "Thai?" " Got any weed?" " No, I don't have any weed." "She found the only non-smoking brother." "It's hot in here!" "I'm boiling." "I'm no lobster." "Crab." "Dad seems better." "Since Mom's gone, he's not the same." "But Paris is kind of blurry from the Empire State building." "Don't say that." "I can't leave." "Lulu needs his father." "I'm not judging you." "I understand." " Rose, you're crying." " It's the onions." "But those are potatoes." " I love you." " Dummy." "That thing's so loud." "It's crazy." "I have to get them to fix it!" "It's Elizabeth, Mingus's sister." "I'll call them now." "Hi midget!" "Do you know any Vietnamese?" "Quick, quick!" "I'm dead!" "Monkey!" "Furry balls!" "Out of mustard!" "A full one, just for you." "Look." "Take a knife..." "A little air and it pops open." "Brains over brawn!" "Thank you." " You eat so slow." " Well, I chew." " Anyway, I'm not hungry." " You sure?" "It's the jetlag..." "This steak is tasteless!" "Genetic beef!" "Everything's genetic." "So are you!" "It's like shoe leather." "Tasteless." "Even shoe leather can taste like something." "Depending on what you've stepped on!" "I'll clear." "Lulu doesn't talk much." "Does he know 100 words?" "One hundred words?" "He talks non-stop." "Relax." "Multilingual kids often lag behind in speech." "I'm relaxed." "My son isn't lagging behind." "Are you happy Obama is President?" "Yeah, he likes Obama a lot." "He's not very affectionate, but Dad says you were a taciturn child too." "Taciturn?" "He's affectionate with us." "He's not a slut, like some people." "Just trying to help." "Early treatment is more effective, that's all." "It is my job!" "He's a lawyer at the radio." "That's how they met." "Doesn't he have a radio show?" "He's got the flu." "It may be serious." "It's the air system." " Air conditioning." " That's how you get sick." "You can get Legionnaire's disease." "You can die!" "He says, "useful in the summer."" "That's true." "My son's not autistic." "You still have huge anger issues." "Only when I see you!" " What was that?" " Just talking." "We're buddies." "Fuck yourself and not my ex-lovers!" "But no, you want a dick that was in my pussy." " That's sick!" " You wanna be me." "Calm down, you harpies!" "Or you'll both get a spanking!" "You're traumatized by what I said!" "You never accepted my birth!" "Oh, my God!" "Like two cats in heat!" "Are you listening to her?" "!" "We're trying to have a serious conversation here." "Shit!" "You're like cats and dogs!" "This is really... bullshit." "You have no self-control." "That's your problem." "What about your pussy-control?" " Is he a drug dealer?" " Really?" " What the hell are you doing?" " What?" "What are you doing?" " I'm not blind." " It's for Rose." "You woke Lulu up." "He's a light sleeper." "Buy your dope outside." "Mingus is furious!" "It's dangerous!" "I'll get raped." "This is New York." "In two days, you can share Lulu's room." "Away from those jerks." "Why'd she bring Manu?" "It's Jean-Luc!" "They're completely ignoring you, now that Lulu's around." "Nobody loves you." "Of course we love him." "We're crazy about that cat." "The days of Grandma Anna's foie gras are long gone." "This city's electric!" "I wanna stay forever." "I feel uncomfortable..." "The way Mingus looks at me!" "I didn't notice." "There's this weird energy between us." "You think he cheats on Marion?" "What are you talking about?" "Mingus is cool." "He's black." "I like him." "And his name rhymes with cunnilingus." "That's funny." "Love it!" "Mingus-cunnilingus." "I'm really high!" "How about a pizza?" "I'm starving!" "Good thing we've got pizza." "Want some?" "I'm freaked, we're stuck." "Still got that roach?" "Smoke up!" "It'll turn into one big bong!" " Let's get the old bitch high." " Stop!" "With that stick up her ass?" "Pull it out and open the door!" "Aren't you a little old for such silliness?" "You lovers finally up?" "We're hungry!" "I gave the kids Corn Flakes." "But I hate that stuff." "I'll go out for croissants." "Chocolate croissant!" "Thanks for the bathroom last night." " I told you!" " You didn't complain then." "Look at your feet!" "You're disgusting!" " Take it easy." " You're both filthy pigs!" "You're a real pain this morning!" "No sock juice, please." "It means "snow"?" "I got tons of croissants." "Three each." "Wait!" "Leave some for Mingus!" "And for the kids!" " You're animals!" " Spitting all over." "You're impossible." "Rose?" "Manu?" "Did you smoke pot in the elevator?" "No." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "My neighbor met French people smoking pot in the elevator." "Must have been other French people." "We had a rooftop view!" "Why smoke in an elevator?" "We're not kids." "Yes or no?" "Were you smoking in the elevator?" "No, Marion." "We're not perfect, but we're not barbarians." "May I borrow a dress?" "I love your style." "I guess so." "Coming!" "She's such a pain!" "What is it?" "Can I borrow this dress tonight?" "I love it." "If you want." "It's two sizes too big but with a belt..." "Thanks." "Rose!" "Cover your ass!" "You're walking around naked and I'm fucking sick of it!" "Are you lovebirds fighting?" "Sweetheart, stop moving." "What a nice doo-doo!" " Here." " Give it to Dad." " Are you nuts?" " It disgusts me." "I'm not into shit." "Sweetie, everything's fine." "Don't get mad, but I thought he'd be a little bigger." " Jack was well hung, no?" " His doctor never said a thing." "A micropenis often goes undiagnosed." "What is this bullshit?" "Maybe it's just small." "Let's measure it." "He has a very nice weenie!" "Like his grandpa." " A little weenie will get big!" " It's to measure furniture." "What do we do?" "Push away the fat so we can see the length." " Don't hurt him." " Quit cheating." " You're pulling the foreskin." " Stop torturing him!" "Not bad!" "Look at that thing!" "It's enormous!" "Sure, it's huge!" "Your son peed on me!" "I'd have done the same." "Dad, promise you won't fart in my yoga class." "You're coming, right?" "Let's go." " Rose!" "Don't you have a bra?" " No, I have a tank top." "It's fine." "But we do handstands!" "I'm flat-chested!" "You're so American!" "We saw some great machines upstairs." " I'll take care of him." " They have great smoothies, too." "He has no idea what a smoothie is." "Whatever!" "Was it good?" "A piece of shit on bread for 20 euros?" "That's pricey!" " It's dollars, Dad." " Dollars are worth nothing." "Plus service and a tip." "In France, the tip's included." "Here, your tip is based on the quality of service." "That's why they're so nice." "To make more dough!" "You prefer Parisian waiters who bitch and throw coffee in your face?" " What's so funny?" " It's just a private joke." "Delighted!" "I think he works for Obama now." "Dad, Mingus is gonna interview Obama!" "Socialist!" "No, Dad." " Rose, shut up!" " Just asking." "Can't you keep quiet?" "Always with your dumb-ass ideas." "The guy works for Obama, you slut!" "Whore!" "You bitch!" "Stop, girls!" "Cunt!" "You whore!" " Stop!" " You harpies!" "You're a pest." "Something fishy's going on." "He works too much." "Look at that disgusting car!" "Must be a real gas-guzzler." "Go for it, Jeannot!" "Didn't damage your keys, did you?" "I'm really sorry, Marion." "Forgive me." "Now I have to find you and Manu a hotel." "It's all Manu's fault." "He's such a pain!" " The nanny called four times!" " What's up?" "I don't know!" "I'll call her right away." "Go to Central Park, then come home." "Don't worry, I know where it is." "Bye." "Dad, how's it going?" "I'm making crepes." "What happened to the kids?" "I have to clean them up." "Who are those bloody monsters?" "Want some wine?" "Who wants another crepe?" "Wanna take the kids to a Halloween party in the park?" "They say it'll be fabulous!" "The repairman's coming today." "I hope that's him." "It's me." "I found them a great hotel." "Cheap!" "They'll be in peace." "We'll be in peace." "Oh, Manu rolled a joint in front of the police station." "I let Rose handle it." "He rolled a joint in front of the police station?" "So?" "They're sending him back tonight." "He can't even come back for his stuff." " Wow!" "Are you okay?" " Fine." "I'll see him in ten days." "It's no big deal." "Now we don't need a hotel." "I won't bother anyone." "I'm going out with the kids." "Wanna come?" "Let me take a little wee-wee." "Then I'm all yours." "A little wee-wee?" "Did she just get rid of Manu?" "Marion, will there be lots of guys at your opening tonight?" "You sure she's not adopted?" "I can't believe we have the same genes!" "What's up?" "Dad, stay here." "Lulu, let's go to the buffet." "Crab sticks!" "Dad, that's cheese." "We're family!" "We kiss, right?" " They were civil rights activists." " What?" "They fought for African-American rights." "Can we talk?" "Your friend Brad is really cute." "But he's gay." ""Gay" gay or...?" "Gay GAY!" "Come meet Mingus's parents." "Dad, they know Dolto!" " Red wine." " And a little cheese because..." "Marion's funny!" "SM..." "It's the end of the world!" "A little girl in a fairy costume who deals drugs!" "I'm not worried." "She's like that!" " We're beat." " We took Lulu to school." "You okay?" "Wanna come to Central Park?" "It'll clear your head." "It'll work out with Mingus." " He works too much, that's all." " Dad!" "Your show was a success." "Because they thought I had a brain tumor." "What are you talking about?" "Marion, we love you." "We're here for you." "Look at that castle!" "Can we go in?" "Marion, what is that?" "Don't pose." "Act natural." "I'm natural." "A pigeon's stuck up here." "I'll free him to help Mom." "What are you talking about?" "What are you doing?" "You're crazy!" "Come on, Dad!" "Shit!"