"SUITE DREAMS" "Good evening." "Here's the party banner." "Welcome home, sir." "Ma'am, feeling better?" "Thank you." "We've a problem in the cafe." " Where's Seo-san?" " Too busy with decorations." "Happy New Year's Eve." "Please don't bother our guests." "He's using the ashtray as a side-plate." "Gross." "It's clean." "But should I tell him?" "Why not?" "We can't embarrass him in front of her." "What do we do?" "Gather all ashtrays, on the double." "Replace them all... with different ones." "Glass ones perhaps." "Do we need to?" "We're at fault for providing deceptive ashtrays." "Before his after-dinner smoke, quick." "Right." "Young Shindo..." "It's an appalling error." ""New Year Facilitations"" "Didn't you realize?" "I'm not passing the buck but..." "it was like this on the work-order." "A mistake with the spell-checker." "It was probably mine." "But why didn't you query it?" "I figured it was a sales motto." "Re-do it." "It'll be ready by February." "No point in that." "Do we lose the banner altogether?" "It's the Chairman's own deal." "It has to drop down at midnight." "It does have a certain resonance." "The annex is down this corridor." "This is the main building." "Even we get lost sometimes." "Please mind your step." "Mom can't come home, I'm at work." "I'll be a little longer." "You can't be lonely..." "Granny's there." "Give her the phone." "Hana, I'll go ahead." "How come he's still awake?" "I don't care if it's New Year, his bedtime is eight." "You spoil him, you do." ""We come, sir." "We've been expecting you."" "Now, look at the chapel." "Any hiccup in the party plans?" "None." "And my "Felicitations" banner?" "At midnight, it'll sweep down in a shower of confetti?" "Of course." "I count on it." "Our rank in the social calendar is decided tonight." "We're a doing our utmost." "And the artists?" "Backstage." "I may take a peek later." "Everyone, give it your very best." "It's not a regular gig." "Tonight, we're playing Vegas!" "Any problems anywhere?" "The Senator in the Barrymore Suite." "I can't hoodwink the press for long." "More journalists keep turning up." "Rumor has it, he's giving a press conference tonight." "What a nuisance." "Let's politely kick him out." "Good idea, Mr. Chairman?" "No matter how plays the hand of fate, from our standpoint he is still an honored guest." "Let's wait and see." "To protect our other guests, let's warn the press to behave." "Anything else?" "Mr. Tokugawa's agent said he'd join at ten thirty." ""The Maestro" deigns to join us?" "His venue is close-by." "Ever seen him perform?" "It's marvelous." "Don't forget to put the poster up in his room." "Any more?" "Talking of singers... room 301, want Shindo-san to come sing "Happy Birthday"." "Don't respond to every whim." "A hotelier needn't be at beck and call." "Sing for them." "If they say sing, then sing an hotelier must." "My thoughts exactly." "Must it be me?" "It was a specific request." "Any more?" "That's everything." "What about that..." "three, two, one... thing?" "Excuse me." "The MC will do the countdown." "It should be one of us." "It's our moment of glory, after all." "If you don't mind, may we ask you?" "Me?" "I think people would enjoy it." "Please, Mr. Chairman." "Really?" "I think that would be best." "Well, if you all insist..." "All he thinks about is the damn party." "I never knew an hotelier like him." "He always enjoys a party." "Remember how his Tahitian Fire Dance bombed last year?" "He's an artist." "Are the performers okay here?" "One act uses animals." "I don't want a dirty room." "They're still a damn nuisance." "Greetings, Mr. Oi-Lee." "Please, no dance practice here." "Can I leave the banner to you?" "I've got party plans to deal with." "I'll figure it out." "Who called?" "There's been a theft in the gym." "A theft?" "A guest's outfit was stolen." "More important, heard that rumor about the Senator?" "Something new?" "A former lover of his works in this hotel." "Meaning... the one that caused the scandal." "No business of mine." "It's Hana-chan, the room-maid." "No way?" "Did you know?" "Everyone has a past they'd rather keep quiet." "Anyone would keep a low profile after that big a scandal." "Lying low as a maid is perfect." "Does the Senator know?" "No, it's just coincidence." "In any case, let's just work together to get through tonight." "Our entire future rests on tonight is success." "I count on you." "His entire career, he means." "Time to face the press." "Wait a minute." "You may be on camera." "Can't have you looking scruffy." "So we make the banner ourselves?" "What about material?" "Call housekeeping." "Get a couple of large blankets." "Ouch!" "I bruise easily." "I thought I banished you." "We don't want your sort." "Vocational discrimination." " Ply your trade elsewhere." " I'm not plying anything." "Get off!" "You pervert." "Hey, escort this lady off the premises." "This way." "I'll go check-in." "Wait here." "Please, a commemorative cell-phone strap." "Happy New Year." "And to you." "Could you call in on Kenji's farewell party?" "Tonight's his last night?" "You'll get nowhere at this hotel." "You should just give up." "It's cold outside." "Then go home, see in the new year." "It is cold at home, too." "Happy New Year." "I appreciate your standing out in the cold like this." "But in consideration of our guests please don't enter the hotel." "Is the Senator staying here?" "I'm sorry but I can't discuss matters of personal privacy." "Just tell us yes or no." "Poor guys, stuck out there during the holiday." "Starts with "v"." ""Needed to prevent colds"." "Is it "vitaminic"?" "Knew you'd get it." "What do we do?" "Shall I call another hotel?" "Watch out!" "I was sure they'd get me a suite." "That fuss is for the fugitive politician." "The Senator?" "He took corporate cash on the sly." "But it's not proven." "Him with his clean image and all." "First a sex scandal, now this." "He's toast." "I'd hang myself." "Professor, congratulations." "I had to check myself in." "And to you, Ma'am." "Thank you very much." "Regarding tonight's proceedings..." "Go ahead." "Your award will be presented at eleven-thirty." "Before that..." "First, let's show him to his room." "This way." "It's in the annex." "The corridors are rather confusing." "Why's the event on New Year's Eve?" "It's a damn nuisance." "Now, dear." "Wrapping up at year's end is a tradition of ours." "I'm sorry to say, the kind of gentleman you're after won't be found here." "Happy New Year." "Not again..." "The Barrington Hotel still has room." "If we're going, let's leave soon." "Reserve it, please." "I'll call when we leave." "How long will this last?" "I'll go get ready." "The worst New Year's Eve of my entire life." "Birthday next door, huh?" "We hear everything." "Damn these shoddy, new hotels." "I was sure we'd get a suite." "It's not costing us anything." "You haven't sat down since we arrived." "Take a little break." "I'll go write my speech in the cafe." "If the committee turn up, tell them I'm there." "What about dinner?" "Order room service for yourself." "Don't worry, they'll cough up." "Order what you like." "They felt your sincerity." "Which is what song is all about." "Excuse me, it's Yabe." "The only big stuff I've got are sheets or blankets." "Sheets, then." "Measurements?" "One meter wide, three tall..." "Wow..." "How many?" "Four, to be sure." "I'll be back in fifteen minutes." "Thanks." "Kenji thanks for the hard work." "My thanks to you guys." "But we're going to miss you." "Really." "I'm pretty upset, y'know." "What next?" "Go home, join the family business." " It's a fruit shop." " I know." "I'll ship you anything you want." "Mangoes, pumpkins..." "Don't be silly, go visit the shrine with Granny." "No I can't come." "You know I hate crowds." "Kenji, thank you for everything." "You needn't have come." "I heard you gave up singing." "Is that right?" "I performed on the street, right?" "Every single week." "I always said I'd quit if my audience dropped to one." "Last Sunday it happened." "One homeless guy." "When I finished, he'd passed out." "If that ain't a sign, what is?" "I see what you mean." "I think you should keep at it." "Me too." "We were just saying." "I'm nearly twenty-eight." "Enough is enough." "I think you'll regret it." "Twenty-eight... still plenty of time." "I could introduce some of our famous guests." "That's unlike you." "What is?" "You don't normally get involved." "Anyway." "I have gifts in return for all your help." "Really?" "Anyone want it?" "Will you take it?" "Okay." "This, too." "I always wore it when I sang." "A key part of his image." "And this, my lucky charm." "The one you had on your guitar?" "An old fortune-teller said it'd bring luck." "She lied." "For you, Hana." "I don't want a jinxed charm." "That's it." "Decks swept clean." "All done." "You scored big time." "Can we talk?" "Not here." "I'm really sorry for the other day." "One thing... and I won't make excuses." "Someone's phone's ringing." "It's me." "Hello, Yabe here." "Will you become Chairman one day?" "I don't think so." "Please do." "I want you to." "But Seo-san is senior." "You've no ambition." "Even I've got ambition." "Like what?" "I'd like to hear it." "The ambition to be out there greeting the new year's first guest." "That's pretty small scale." "Young Shindo." "Understood." "Okay folks, back to work." "The Crawford Suite requested housekeeping." "At this time of night?" "Joking, right?" "It's almost New Year." "I changed already." "Last job of the year." "Isn't the Crawford suite that one..." "What?" "It's terrible." "Always a mess." "Like an attack of the gremlins." "Next year will be better." "Spirits up." "You've no choice." "Go check back stage." "What kind of "trouble"?" "Rub-A-Dub's escaped." "Whatever that means." "In any case, I'm far too busy with the awards." "I'll check on it later." "What's this gathering?" "Kenji's farewell party." "I wasn't invited." "We knew you'd be busy." "Don't worry, I'll tidy up." "Leaving already?" "Since I'm not on staff, I can use the cafe, right?" "Sure Shindo-san?" "It'll be fine." "I want to try their cafe-latte." "They're huge." "I'll have one, then go home." "Good idea." "Come check out the party." "That's right." "See you around." "Keep your spirits up." "We should go." "It's a busy night." "If you change your mind, you're always welcome here." "Next time, I'll come as a guest." "See you, then." "Shindo-san?" "Why did you try to stop Kenji?" "It wasn't like you at all." "Tonight's award is for "Stage Director"." "What is a "Stage Director"?" "He runs the stage." "Runs it?" "Behind-the-scenes." "Like a "Theatrical Director"?" "That job ends as the curtain rises." "It's in the stage director's hands, at that point." "You're very knowledgeable." "It used to be my job." "In the theater?" "I had a dream once too, you know." "My theater group split up ten years ago." "I struggled on by myself for a while." "Then a friend got me into this hotel." "Is that right?" "Seeing that kid give up his dream, got me all emotional." "Most uncharacteristic." "Just leave it." "Won't fit in my locker." "For Chrissakes..." "There's nothing between us, okay?" "Really." "Won't you ask what happened?" "You want me to?" "What happened?" "I didn't know he was that way." "Aren't you curious at all?" "Oh, forget it." ""Rub-A-Dub"?" "What is "Rub-A-Dub"?" "His better half." "Stand-up partner?" "He's a ventriloquist." "Ventriloquist..." "Oh, your dummy." "Not dummy!" "We're talking about his duck." "Duck?" "A ventriloquist with a duck?" "Rub-A-Dub the talking duck." "Your duck ran off?" "I'm nothing without him." "A duck, huh..." "Let's call security." "Can you give us a description?" "Long in the face." "It'd be quicker to sketch it." "The sheets should be ready." "I'll go fetch them." "May I have a moment?" "Cherry..." "You're a busy man." "It's that time of year." "Cherry, quick." "Our latest find." "Say hello to the deputy-manager." "I'm Cherry Sakura." "How do you do." "She likes jazz but I put her onto Japanese folk." "It's more popular." "Long in the tooth for an starlet but not too bad." "Nice to meet you." "Get lost for a minute." "I trust you'll use us for the new year's shows." "I'm accommodations manager, now." "Events is Seo-san's field." "Come on." "You're next in line for Chairman." "I don't think so." "That's my guess." "Seo's a two-faced jerk." "I'm happy where I am." "She's lovely, eh?" "Let your hair down, for once." "I got a room for you both." "But..." "She doesn't mind, eh?" "Don't embarrass her." "This is most awkward." "The Lionel Suite." "When you've got a moment." "I must rush." "Excuse me." "Let's go." "When I finish this." "We'd better hurry." "Has Kenji really quit singing?" "I've no idea." "Are you going to the party?" "Not interested." "That was the Senator." "More handsome than on TV." "Oh, yeah?" "What's with you and him?" "It's history." "He can't handle anything "unseemly"." "He only cares what people think and how good he'll look." "Is he the father of your boy?" "End of subject." "Okay, let us pray." "May she have reformed." "May it not be a bomb-site." "Housekeeping." "Professor." "You might've said you'd be here." "We didn't hook-up for ages." "I've been flat out at work." "But Yoko, I'm "Man of the Year" at last." "Wonderful!" "The award's tonight." "Let's party later..." " Sorry, I'm with the wife." " Shit." "Stop it." "I wanted to spend the new year with you." "Come on." "I know." "Let's do our thing." "Thing?" "Our naked, snakey dance." "You're the best." "You can't keep pictures like that!" "It's my screensaver." "What if people see it?" "They love it." "You show it?" "Only to friends." "Don't!" "See you at the awards." "Not you again." "I'm sorry." "We try to keep them out but..." "The hotel's reputation will suffer." "There's water everywhere." "Did they bring a pet otter?" "I wonder what she's like?" "Young... judging by the clothes." "Some spoiled, rich bitch." "What would this cost?" "About thirty thousand bucks." "And this?" "Fifty thousand." "I once saw your photo in a magazine, at a party with the Senator." "He loved you, right?" "I said this is off limits." "Sorry." "I don't care about her finery." "She can go to hell." "Isn't that too strong?" "Never become the kind of woman to earn a room-maid's scorn." "And don't put wet towels on the damn sofa!" "Kurodo-san?" "It's Yabe." "Come in." "You had a swim came back and your clothes were gone." "Why didn't you use the locker?" "Who'd imagine they'd be stolen in a luxury hotel like this!" "Satan always finds work for idle hands." "Write down the stolen items." "The robbery victim." "I borrowed this room to talk in." "You're busy tonight." "I've had my share of problems but a ventriloquist's dummy is a first." "Rub-A-Dub's not a dummy." "This crazy old guy uses a duck in his act." "A duck?" "Here's your man." "Where did you find it?" "Joy-riding in the elevator." "She put up an unexpected fight." "Bit my ear." "Rub-A-Dub?" "Blindfold 'em and they calm down." "Shut the door!" "It's no use." "Press out back, too." "I'll get the deputy manager." "Stay here." "Don't leave it there." "It's a relief to be able to honor you as "Man of the Year"... after what happened last year." "Did something happen?" "I remember... no-one qualified." "Just between us..." "The nominee had to resign just before the awards." "Resign?" "He had a mistress." "You'd never have thought it." "They'd meet after our gatherings." "A call-girl and all!" "She dragged him into it." "What was her name?" "Yoko." "That's it, Yoko." "A nasty piece of work." "Since the Man of the Year represents all our members, character issues are very important." "With you we've no worries." "Beautiful wife..." "lovely family." "It's hard to imagine anyone as suitable." "Excuse me." "A phone-call..." "Take your time." "Thanks." "Kenji?" "Why are you here?" "I'm a guest." "For real?" "You look well." "You're a stewardess?" "We're "Flight Attendants" these days." "Your dream came true." "What a coincidence." "And you?" "Worked here 'til today Tomorrow I head home." "How come?" "Why do I bump into you, today?" "How's the singer-songwriter thing?" " I quit." " You mustn't!" "Gave up." "Sad old man." "Don't have the talent." "Were you a quitter?" "I began here part-time." "Now it's been eight years." "I remember it so well." "We all waved you off at the train platform." "With your guitar, your bandana and that gross charm thing." ""I'm not coming back 'til I've made it" you said." "It was kinda tacky but cool at the same time." "We were all behind you." "Please." " I can't do it." " Please try." "Calligraphy's my weak point." "In school, my practice letters never made it up on the wall." "Let's ask what's-his-name." "He's perfect for this." "Look over there." "What's he doing?" ""In-House Sign-Writer" Excuse me, it's Shindo." ""In-House Sign-Writer"" "Enter." "I need "Felicitations" on a large banner." ""Felicitations"?" "For the lounge." "How large is "large"?" "Three meters tall, one wide." "I never write that big." "I really need your help." "By when?" "By year's end." "Year's end?" "We're in a rush." "I can't do it now." "As you know, tomorrow we've three banquets." "That's 355 place-cards to be done tonight." "They'll wait." "Do them at home." "I don't take work home." "Just this once." "You're our only hope." "I'm later than I thought." "My meeting ran over." "Sorry." "No problem." "What shall we do?" "I wonder." "I mustn't be nervous." "Are you nervous?" "A little." "It's to be expected." "We could do it here if you like." "Better in the lounge, perhaps." "You're right." "I'd like to clear it up by year's end." "For both our sakes." "Clean my room, now." "Here's coffee." "Would you like some?" "Afterwards." "What's his title again?" "In-House Sign-Writer." "I didn't know we even had one." "Low on the totem-pole." "He handles all hotel calligraphy." "Like those signs, "So-and-So Wedding in Such-and-Such Room"?" "My brushwork." "Really?" "I wondered who writes that stuff." "I do." "Legend has it, his brush ensures a couple's future happiness." "I'll keep that in mind." "Shindo-san, I was looking for you." "Are you alone?" "Begins with "n", has two holes." "Free tonight?" "And the foreseeable future." "I've seen you somewhere." "You're famous?" "A celebrity?" "I'm famous but no celebrity." "You were on the news!" "What was it?" "I hardly ever watch." "I betrayed the public." "The worst sort." "I love that sort." "Looking for something?" "Yes." "But I think I found it." "I did, too." "Sorry to keep you waiting." "And this is?" "My companion." "The deputy-manager will show us a back way." "I should get you a limo, too." "Yes, please." "This way." "Enough is enough" "Get a table in the penthouse bar." "For now?" "You'll come, right?" "But..." "No more running or hiding." "My mind's made up." "You hear that..." "Understood." "Sorry to jerk you around." "We are your family." "Jerk us around as you wish." "But a table may be tricky." "It is New Year's Eve." "See to it." " But..." " At once." "Nine of spades Six of clubs." "Three of hearts." "This is impossible." "Idiot!" "If we don't earn I'll never guess the card." "Your signs are too hard." "Do this outside, will you?" "Still here?" "Go to the room, quick." "I've been thinking..." "What's that face?" "Our future's in his hands." "Do it for me." "There's one song I want to do." "I brought the costume, too." "Get him on the hook, and you'll have whatever you want." "Mind your own business." "Make sure you're back in time." "What are you looking at?" "Nice to see you, sir." "I'm looking forward to tonight's show." "A select band of artists for your delectation, sir." "That's good to hear." "Cheer up." "Here it is." "I always wanted to try this make-up." "White-face?" "In my youth, I was quite one for the theater." "Always eager to try it." "I have an actor's looks, right?" "It'd suit me." "The calligrapher?" "He wants to be alone." "The Maestro will arrive soon." "Anywhere Rub-A-Dub might loiter?" "He likes green-grocers." "What does he eat?" "This." "You complete idiot!" "Where's my grease-paint?" "I told you to pack all my make-up." "I don't know." "Go home and get it!" "Make-up can't fix your ugly mug, anyway." "You cheeky cow!" "It's hopeless when he's angry." "Best to stay out of sight." "But I borrowed it." "Quick, go this way." " Like this?" " Quick." "Shindo-san?" "I'm lost." "Which way is the lounge?" "You haven't changed." "I knew you right away." "Same here." "My ex-wife." "Ms. Yabe, assistant manager." "Nice to meet you." "My name's Hotta." "I'll keep an eye out for the Maestro." "Wait a minute." "How long has it been?" "Fifteen years?" "I'm an old lady now." "That's hardly true." "Something funny?" "You're speaking so politely." "I don't recall how I used to speak." "You're still painting?" "Now and then, as a hobby." "We met through the artwork she did for our theater group." "Is that right?" "Staying here tonight?" "For the whole new year period." "By yourself?" "Goodness, no." "With my husband." "Of course..." "And you are... ?" "Still in the old place." "At this point it's easier on my own." "I'm so busy with work, I can't imagine a family, too." "And now." "Still working in the theater." "I've other options but..." "I'm just in the hotel for an award ceremony." "I'm being "honored"." "Hence the get-up A tux isn't really my thing." "Shindo-san..." "What honor?" "The annual salute to top contributor in theater." ""Man of the Year" or some such nonsense." "What time's the award, again?" "Eleven-thirty, sir." "What does your husband do?" "That reminds me, I was looking for him." "Once you close the door it locks, right?" "He's got our only key." "In such cases, call the concierge." "They'll be right up." "You're very knowledgeable." "It's okay, I'll get my husband." "Mrs. Hotta, congratulations." "Is the room satisfactory?" "Yes, thank you." "Young Shindo, I've got a favor." "Come with me." "I beg your pardon?" "That's no way to address me." "Don't forget your manners when you make requests." "What?" "We'll be right there." "What a rude fellow." "Dinner soon, perhaps..." "with your husband?" "Certainly." "Would you like this?" "Brings luck, apparently." "Thank you." "See you anon." "That was a surprise." "I never earned enough in theater." "She urged me to switch jobs." "I couldn't bring myself to." "That's basically why she left." "I can't admit to it now." "But you do your job superbly." "Seo-san, sorry to keep you waiting." "What the hell was that?" "Let's hear your request first." "The awards committee wants to have a chat." "I'm tied up with the party..." "We need an assistant to look after the Maestro when he arrives." "Assistant?" "There's one in the lounge having coffee." "I understand." "What happened with Mrs. Hotta?" "What do you mean?" "You congratulated her." "Her husband's a big deal." ""Man of the Year"." "He's the one." "How ironic." "What is?" "She was married to Shindo-san." "Shindo-san used to be a theater director, too." "Too?" "Mr. Hotta isn't in the theater." "But it says "Stage Director"." "Stag?" "Why "Stag"?" "Deer." "The Cervid family." ""The Stag Directors", hobbyists studying deer-breeding." "Then there's a group photo." "Are you listening?" " Excuse me." " What?" "I put the dinner tray in the corridor and got locked out." " For Chrissakes..." " Key, please." "Your husband seems quite nervous." "That's unlike him." "Here." "Apparently it brings luck." "If that's all, want to be alone." "Please go see the event hall." "It's best if you see it first." "Go check it out for me." "See you." "I'm at the Hotel Avant." "We're about to do it." "You're as beautiful as I'd heard." "I'm sure you know the reason I'm here." "You do, right?" "Our company is at a crucial point." "I need father's mind on the job." "I'll get straight to the point." "I want you two to split up." "He's over sixty." "To love a girl his son's age... it's a disgrace." "A damn nuisance, too." "Nuisance?" "What is?" "Your entire existence." "He has a wife... my mother." "They've been apart ten years but are still legally wed." "For Chrissakes, don't look so innocent!" "So, I'm the other woman." "What were you thinking?" "Kenji?" "One last request." "Help us." "How?" "Work one more night." "Back to bell-boy." " No way." " Just one night." "But I officially quit." "We'll pay you." "What's up?" "Too many things." "We're overwhelmed." "Why not help out?" "We need you to look after this VIP-guest." "Isn't there anyone else?" "The guest is Zenbu Tokugawa." "The famous singer?" "We dare not upset him." "Shindo-san really wants you to." "He said that?" "You're his favorite." "This could be your big chance." "Naomi..." "He's a big deal." "It might lead to something." "No." "He might like you... want to do a CD with you..." "I don't do ballads." "Excuses..." " Please." "We need you." " Ah, heck..." "Excuse me." "Mr. Chairman, what happened?" "I need cold cream, quick." "I'm in the annex, behind the palms." "Don't tell anyone, okay?" "I'll take that as yes." "I'll get your uniform." "It's so pushy." "What do you call him when you're a one?" "For reference..." "Papa." "No way." "He can't stand being called that." "Pops." "I see." "Is he a right?" "He'd rather divorce mother and be with you, but he's aware that socially it's unforgivable." "Ms. Ohara, you've no intent to marry." "Did I say that?" "You don't have to." "I know you're after money." "So I brought this." "Fifty thousand dollars." "In exchange, leave my father." "I'm not sure there's enough room." "Let's remove the chairs." "Make it standing only." "That'd be a great help." "May I ask one thing?" "What's that?" "It appears to be laughing." "That's our symbol." "Why a deer?" "Well, our specialty is deer fertility research." "Our chairman is here." "This way, please." "I was chatting with Shindo-san." "Where's he gone?" "Shindo-san?" "Mr. Chairman." "Thanks for coming." "My pleasure." " Found him?" " Not yet." "Are you looking?" "Over here, please." "We'd like to ask your opinion." "Certainly." "This year, to liven things up we made these." "Everyone will wear them." "A good idea." "Is it inappropriate for the hotel's image?" "I shouldn't think so." "For the award-winner, too." "Absolutely." "We should try it on him." "You're right." "I'd like to see how it looks." "I think it'll suit him fine." "What are you doing?" "It's perfect." "You won't be wearing it." "It has to be the real guy." "Please excuse me." "Don't get the wrong idea." "In addition to the theater, I also study deer." "Today's award is for that." "It's a long story." "I'll write a letter." "Shindo-san, there's something I should tell you." "Wait a moment." "What?" "It's Rub-A-Dub." "A duck?" "Will you be okay?" "I'm not sure but I've no choice." "Good girl, come here." "I won't hurt you." "Shindo-san!" "Why's a duck here?" "Are you okay?" "About tonight..." "I'm in a bar on the top floor It's really fancy." "What's it called?" "Restaurant Luke." "Did you hear that?" "You're with someone?" "You'd be surprised." "Want a word?" "He wants me to hang up, bye." "Wait a minute." "Don't come to the awards." "And erase that picture now." "No, I treasure it." "I'll pay whatever you want." "Don't worry, I won't show it to anyone." "I know you will." "See you." "Happy New Year." "He's got guts to express himself like that." "The naked, snakey dance." "It guarantees a smile." "Takes all my troubles away." "It's been a big help." "My little treasure." "They're preparing your table." "I've got one, too." "I got it in the lobby." "Me, too." "By the way, the duck is very good tonight." "I love duck!" "I do too." "Let's a have it!" "Change in plan." "He's staying here tonight." "Not this minx again..." "Don't touch me!" "My companion troubles you?" "Senator..." "He's a ways lurking around." "I think he likes me." "Get his name." "It's Seo-san." "He's deputy-manager." "The table is ready." "Please show them." "If you'll excuse us." "Not you." "Wait in the room." " But..." " Do as I say." "Why not let him come?" "I've seen enough of him." "May I take your coat?" "Maybe not." "When do you start on my case?" "Go to your room." "I can't accept it." "Ms. Ohara..." "Did Pops readily agree?" "No, but he understood." "It's such a sad situation." "For who?" "For Pops... and for her..." "I mean, me." "Talk normally." "Being kept apart by the world." "It's for everyone's sake." "You assume I don't love him." "We're not all after money." "You're that kind of woman." "How can you pre-judge me?" "Think I don't know how much he pays?" "Thirty grand a month." "He's mad." "I'm sure she didn't ask for it." "I mean, I didn't." "Are you a native Japanese?" "He-too-busy-to-seeing-her." "He-give for-to-say-sorry?" "No?" "Is-that-he-feeling?" "Justify it as you wish." "I don't need cash." "Then why the fancy lifestyle?" "Trying to kid myself I'm happy." "Don't you get it?" "Another fifty thousand." "I refuse it." "It's him." "His meeting's over, I guess." "Yes right." "She's here." "Just make up your mind." "Like I said, let's sort it out by year's end." "He wants to talk." "To me?" "She doesn't want to." "I didn't say that!" "Hello?" "Pops?" "Sorry about hurting you." "It's okay." "I said no, but he went anyway." "Hello?" "Yes." "Anyway." "I want to talk face-to-face." "I'll be right over." "Here?" "!" "Hear me out." "But..." "I'll be there in five minutes." "I'm only doing this for Shindo-san." "Make sure you sing for him." "We're not allowed to do that." "Not when you were staff." "Now you're freelance." "Not everyone lives out their dream." "You're special." "Wanting to be a stewardess since childhood." "Your dream came true..." "Look, it's him!" "Maestro!" "Mr. Tokugawa, sir." "We've been expecting you." "Where's Hana?" "No idea." "She went off with someone." "I'll help you." "I'm fine." "Go back to your post." "Tokugawa just arrived." "Let's see his concert some time?" "It's really close." "Now listen." "Don't say it." "My feelings haven't changed." "But please..." "Any idea how hurt I was?" "I apologize." "But please listen." "I should've asked but you were asleep and I couldn't wake you." "So you had the right to put on my underwear?" "It couldn't be helped." "Mine were in the wash and I needed some for work." "So?" "My best panties, un-wearable." "No they're not!" "The elastic's gone..." "Where did you buy them?" "That's not the point." "I allowed you to stay but not in my closet." "It's unbelievable." "I'm just so... disappointed." "This is no good." "Here we are." "It's so dark." "What a night..." "I'll bring a band-aid." "I'm fine, really." "You did well considering you hate ducks." "They'd enter our garden from the neighbor's farm." "One waddled up and jumped on my back." "Big childhood trauma." "You told me many times." "Right." "I'm sorry." "You talk to me like you used to." "I didn't notice." "Have a lie down." "I should explain why I was after the duck." "Ducks are the deer's arch-rival." "It doesn't matter." "It could be a disaster..." "Of course you've got a suite." "Our room's tiny." "The suites all have names." "There's the Garbo, the Barrymore the Lionel." "Know what they are?" "No." "Cast names from an old movie, "Grand Hotel"." "There's a poster there." "I read it in the pamphlet." "Shindo-san, I..." "I'm beat." "Give me five minutes." "I'll wake you." "Got him." "She got me." "Come back!" "Who was that?" "Tonight's a nightmare." "What's the matter, sir?" "Don't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you." "I'm completely lost." "I have no idea where I am." "I'll be there." "Any clues?" "There's a huge tank and it's damn hot." "The boiler room." "Don't move from there." "One more thing." "Yes?" "Bring cold cream." "It's nearly eleven o'clock." "We'll begin our countdown party in the lobby lounge, presently." "What did you do wrong, honey?" "The worst thing... becoming a politician in the first place." "Really?" "I deceived the voters." "Pretended I was clean, upright and cared about the nation." "A million idiots believed me in an instant." "That's disgusting." "Now I'm paying the price." "But you know..." "I love bad boys." "That guy on the phone..." "Mr. Snake Dance is over there." "Sorry about this." "I've got five hundred bucks, I'll wire more in the new year." "I'm not asking for this." "Five hundred and thirty." "Don't worry, I won't show anyone." "Then why keep it?" "My honey thought it was cute." "Whoops..." "That's exactly what I mean." "That's Senator Mutoda?" "You know him?" "Why are you with him?" "He's really nice... and loaded." "He's a complete crook." "But very, very handsome." "Take this." "Something nice will happen." "Let me have it." "Stop." "Don't be rude, Snakey." "Don't call me Snakey." "Take Snakeman away." "Don't call me that!" "This way, sir." "I'll come by later." "Don't you dare!" "Ouch." "That hurts." "No, it doesn't." "It does, for Chrissakes!" "You got fatter." "I resign." "Who enjoys this corny crap nowadays anyway." "Don't mock the classics!" "Carry on by yourself." "Shouldn't you follow her?" "She'll be back in half an hour." "This is a little small." "I always write so neatly, I can't switch gears." "You've got all this space, let yourself go." "My brush is too small." "I don't want to blame my tools but it is." "It's no use, I've got to work." "Is Taro asleep?" "It's way past his bedtime." "No of course he mustn't eat rice-cake." "You have a child?" "Don't tell me it's..." "No, no..." "His name's Taro?" "It's a dog." "Can't let a dog eat rice-cake." "I told her." "Hello?" "Bathroom." "What did you say?" "I found this left-over from Xmas." "Can you make do with it?" "My mentor took money from a company." "I happened to be there." "Now it's hit the press, I have to carry the can." "There are two choices." "Cough up everything, play the hero and confess but ruin my political career." "Or keep silent and play dumb." "People will owe me big time." "Not a bad thing." "But my name will be dirt." "Forever known for corruption." "Both options, sheer hell." "But then..." "I know I'm not tough enough to handle either." "I'll take a third path." "It'll bring you happiness." "No use to me." "Why do we celebrate tonight?" "A new year starts tomorrow." "And with it, the promise of good things." "What the hell am I doing?" "I can't do this." "Bad news." "The police just called." "Father's been in an accident." "In front of the hotel." "His driver swerved." "Let's go." "Tell me what happened." "A duck leaped into the road." "I wasn't expecting that." "Do you keep ducks?" "Of course we don't." "It was there, I swear." "Long time, no see." "There was, I tell you." "No way there was a duck." "You're drunk." "Not a drop!" "There's been an accident." "One injury." "Serious?" "Not life-threatening." "Not a guest but he won't go to hospital." "I put him in room 303." "Doctor's coming." "I'll go check on him." "Also, have you seen the Chairman?" "I'm looking for him, too." "Actually, he asked me for cold cream." "When I went to find him, he'd gone." "I got cold cream, too." "This is scary." "Where's the Chairman?" "He called asking for cold cream." "Cold cream?" "Why cold cream?" "Don't worry, Rub-A-Dub's still in the vicinity." "Could you come to the hall?" "The committee's waiting." "I'll be right there." "Continue the search." "Watch out for a weirdo in white face-paint." "It's me, your chairman." "Don't you know my voice?" "!" "Shut up!" "I won't let you in." "We don't have to use a room." "I won't let you be alone." "You're not to die." "I'm no fool." "I've seen men ready to die." "Dad always said, if you're ready to die, you can do anything." "That's how I've been able to survive." "Someone's coming." "Wait a minute." "Give it back." "Hey!" "I'll give you a massage." "Have a quick shower." "Is he not feeling well?" "Pardon me." "Happy New Year, then." "It's all over." "You mustn't say that." "It's no use crying." "The show must go on." "Cancel my damn concerts." "Don't be so silly." "You've got to go on." "I can't bear it." "He's hopeless." "A complete loser." "Really?" "No idea why but he's miserable as hell." "Drunk, too." "Can he perform tomorrow?" "Surprised?" "He's a kid in an adult's body." "I'm popping out." "Now?" "I left my massage-oil back at the venue." "Shall I get some?" "Can you go to Mongolia to get it?" "I'll be back in ten minutes." "Keep him company." "Just sit with him." "I've hidden anything dangerous." "Thanks." "Where is he?" "Inside." "Don't leave him alone." "He told me wait here." "Where's the key?" "I got them in a discount shop." "They're not the same but cute." "Help yourself." "What else can I do?" "Or is that just the end?" "I don't know." "I won't give up." "Okay, but..." "We can't split up for this." "No, but..." "How can I be forgiven?" "I don't know." "Think for yourself." "What's going on?" "Sir!" "Please!" "Honey, open up!" "Stand back." "Use your key." "Open it, honey." "Sorry you had to go along with his fib." "Don't worry." "Your husband's getting the award, right?" "Shindo-san didn't need to go so far." "He's prouder than he looks." "He's regretting it now." "Did he tell you about us?" "He's not the sort to talk about himself." "He really loved theater work." "It was just never enough to support us." "I wanted him to keep doing what he loved." "I wished we'd talked things over more." "You know how men are..." "running away when you want to talk." "I ended up moving out." "I'm glad he moved on." "Is he some kind of bell-boy?" "Accommodations manager and number three in the hotel." "He's quite high up." "The backbone of the entire hotel." "There you are!" "Where were you?" "Everyone's looking." "The ceremony's about to start." "Ah, hey, wait!" "Wait." "Wait!" "Give me the cell-phone." "Who are you?" "Hey, mister..." "Got any cold cream?" "What's going on?" "We're ready to start." "He can't have just disappeared." "Can you send out an alert?" "I've notified each department." "We're all looking." "Maybe he's lost somewhere." "I'll check the staff corridors." "As quick as you can." "Don't put them here." "Next door is completely empty." "My husband is..." "With you?" "Did he just run past?" "Find him!" "Find him!" "Shindo-san, let's talk." "What are you doing?" "Leave this." "They needed some help." "We're desperate to start." "I sympathize." "But we can't without the winner's speech." "I completely agree." "Then why stand there?" "Do something!" "Here goes..." "Here goes what?" "What are you doing?" " My address." " We don't need one." "On behalf of the hotel." "Nobody gives a damn." "Shindo-san." "Listen." "You've got it wrong." "Why the hell's he wearing that?" "It's an honor for me to see so many of you gathered here on this New Year's Eve." "Deer." "Deer, right..." "I sure love deer." "They don't lie." "They return affection with joy in their hearts." "What the hell's he doing?" "There are two main kinds of deer." "Male deer and female deer." "In the case of the former, compared to the latter... generally more masculine." "The latter, on the other hand regarded as more... feminine." "Thank you." "Thank you very much for coming." "It's a superb evening." "Let's take this special opportunity to have Mrs. Hotta our guest's wife say a few words." "To the stage, please." "A round of applause." "Everyone..." "My gratitude for my husband's prestigious award." "Normally you'd expect to hear from him." "However he's not yet arrived." "So I will address you in his place." "As you all know." "Women, I just don't get 'em." "What photo?" "I can't say." "But if it got out it'd be the end of me." "I didn't think she was that kind of girl." "She asked for money?" "Why else?" "Otherwise, why not erase it?" "I wonder..." "I do, too..." "Nobody asked your opinion." "Heck, the ceremony's starting." "He's coming." "Where's my assistant?" "He went back to the theater." "Who's the chick?" "Ms. Ohara, a friend of mine." "My mother's a huge fan." "Sees all your concerts." "Really, that's kind of her." "Sorry, she really wanted to meet you." "Is that right, huh?" "Kenji is normally a singer." "Who's Kenji?" "He is." "You're a crooner, too?" "Just a hobby, really." "Singing's best as a hobby." "What genre?" "How can I put it... ?" "Non-genre." "If you've talent, the heavens will smile upon you." "Thank you very much." "Okay, then..." "Your Mom's a big fan, huh?" "That's unfortunate." "May I get an autograph?" "Thank you so much." "Just to let you know, this'll go up in value, soon." "Really?" "Especially since I dated it." "Thank you." "Mother will be delighted." "Can you give me a hand?" "Come round here." "You hold this... and you hold this end." "On my signal, pull with all your might." "Ready... go." "Ready, go!" "Why didn't you pull?" "She did." "C'mon." "Pull." "Wait a minute." "If I do that..." "I'll die." "I want to die." "Let me." "Not now!" "I was just sitting down!" "You could've killed me!" "I'm so sorry." "My antics must have been hilarious." "Don't be like that." "I'm so ashamed." "I tried to tell you but my timing was bad." "Whatever I say will sound like a bad excuse." "But let me say this." "There was never a need to lie to me." "You should just be yourself." "You're doing really well." "I wanted to see you proud of what you do." "Goddamnit." "You were playing with fire, too?" "Ever touched a stag's antlers?" "They start out soft as velvet." "Yet they grow hard and as beautiful as ivory." "The perfect symbol of his masculinity." "Cut off a stag's right ball, and its right antler won't grow." "I wonder if that's really true..." "They're so profound." "You're a deer freak?" "Shindo-san, come quick!" "It's the Senator." "My first concert was when I was ten." "I've been on stage for forty years." "Today, my mind went blank." "I couldn't remember a single lyric." "You know "Love Amid Snow"?" "I couldn't even do that." "I stood there like a kid." "I'm finished with the stage." "No way." "It was a rehearsal." "When the time comes, you'll..." "You don't mess up a rehearsal then perform well." "My life as a star is over." "Far be it for a young person to say but things like this happen in life, right?" "I'm too scared to face the public." "Tough luck, you've got to for tomorrow's big concert." "Lots of folk are waiting." "My Mom, too..." "Think of them." "Kenji, say something." "Don't think too deeply." "Imagine happy things." "Sing him a song." "He knows lots of good ones." "Sing that really cheery one." "But..." "I think he'd like to hear it." "You don't do you?" "Give it a shot." "Here you go." "May I borrow it?" "If you give it back." "Darling!" "Concentrate!" "Focus on the job." "If I have a nightmare, may it soon pass." "If I have a dream, may I never wake." "When love doesn't work out you've got to let it go." "But a dream lives forever so don't ever give it up." "Don Quixote, Sancho Panza," "Rosinante and myself." "Born in heaven and far from home." "Let's give each other crazy names." "Yell them out as loud as we can." "Laugh and cry at the silly sounds." "Don Quixote, Sancho Panza," "Rosinante and myself." "Born in heaven and far from home." "Thank God." "Okay, okay, that's enough." "Don't blame me if you get a sore throat." "Go gargle, quick." "Thanks, you can go now." "He seems better." "Right." "He really liked that song." "Moral blackmail?" "Not really." "Sorry to be rude but it's always like this." " He's this way for every show." " Always?" "Always, always, always." "Like a ritual." "He blanked on the rehearsal." "Always does." "Doesn't know the lyrics in the first place." "Yet when he performs it all works out fine." "He's the only one who makes it up yet still has 'em in tears." "You guys still here?" "Thanks for cheering me up." "Massage." "How's his voice?" "He's got some talent." "Keep it up." "As a hobby." "Forget about going pro." "But you were so depressed and he picked you right up." "He's not bad." "But there's tons of people at your level." "It's a tough world out there." "Understand?" "Of course." "If you throw a party, let me know." "I'd be happy to drop by and sing." "Call me some time." "Give them your card." "Sorry, but I've got my massage." "Thank you." "Excuse us." "Let's get a new chain." "I'll call maintenance." "You go back to work." "That was a big deal." "Back to work." "I'm fine now." "Thank you." "What about us..." "Just like I said." "Luck doesn't work like that." "Did you see a duck?" "I'm not a cop." "I just recover stolen property." "Pardon?" "Enough playing dress-up." "It's obviously not your size." "Hello." "How's my father?" "Nothing to worry about." "Bruises on his arms, legs and here." "I just did first-aid." "He should see a specialist." "He can't stand hospitals." "I recommend a brain-scan." "Can we see him?" "Sure." "You stay here." "I think I will." "Who is Naomi Ohara?" "That one." "I couldn't wear pants without underwear." "I wouldn't know..." "I was gonna propose in the new year." "A letter's the only way to let her know how I feel." "I'm going to talk it through." "Please write exactly what I say." "Me?" "I need to finish this first." "But you guarantee people's happiness." "Please help me out on this one." "My dearest, darling..." "I've started." "His face is bandaged to protect his nose." "It can come off tomorrow." "Father, what terrible luck." "Nothing broken." "Luck's still with me." "Keep hold of it." "You've still got years." "Where's Naomi?" " She's here." " Isn't she something?" "I wouldn't know." "I won't let you have her." "Don't want your cast-offs." "Naomi..." "Let me hear your voice." "Pops?" "Sorry it turned out like this." "It's fine." "What did you think of his idea?" "I was hurting too." "I didn't want to make you unhappy." "I know." "Son?" "I'm still here." "Will you excuse us?" "Why not just let it be." "Get out." "Take the others, too." "Have they gone?" "Yes." "We're alone?" "Completely." "Who are you?" "It's not my business but don't be discouraged." "Not this again." "For my sake, too." "Your dream came true, already." "It's not the real me." "I don't get it." "Heading home's easy." "Let's keep up the fight." "Are you going?" "Next time you see me around, don't be surprised." "What?" "Was that a ghost?" "A dream lives forever, so don't ever give it up." "That song..." "You wrote it?" "Yes." "Were you singing earlier?" "My apologies." "What's this?" "My gratitude." "I've no deal what's going on." "What's going on?" "Where's Naomi?" "We couldn't get hold of her." "I came instead." "Why did you pretend to be Naomi?" "I had no choice." "Very interesting." "May I ask you something?" "Sure." "Do you really love Naomi, sir?" "I prefer Pops." "Pops, do you love her?" "Yes." "Want a divorce to be with her?" "Of course." "I'm so glad." "But the world won't let me." "It's got nothing to do with them." "What you want is important." "But I live in that world." "You've contributed to it enough already." "It's time for what you want." "If you love her, be with her and ignore what is said." "What's your relationship with Naomi?" "An acquaintance, yet not quite..." "I know her really well but she's a real mystery." "I appreciate your advice." "So, then..." "We've got this far, what's your name?" "...Naomi." "Thank you very much." "They were left by the gym door." "They're mine, alright." "Next, Rub-A-Dub." "What now?" "I need to talk." "We could be fired for this." "It's almost midnight, I can't wait a year." "So..." "Here..." "Just read it, please." "This is how I feel." "Let's marry in the new year." "I promise to make you happy." "And never wear your underwear." "So?" "Damn." "Why now?" "Yes or no?" "I'll tell you next year." "I always loved your songs." "It's the caligrapher's job but he's up to his neck." "The Senator's got a nerve, eh?" ""Senator Mutoda Press Conference"" "A man who's faced death finds renewed strength." "I'm glad you made up your mind." "I can't wait for an official investigation." "I'm going to spill the beans." "What?" "Let me just say, I won't have you not tidying your room." "Unless you're desperately unhappy, in which case I might forgive." "At last I understand it's best to own up and be yourself." "Let people say what they want." "I wish I'd realized before." "What're you talking about?" "You should too, Naomi." "I talked to Pops." "He wants to be with you." "Who are you?" "It's none of your business but I'll tell you." "I don't give a damn." "Being with him, worrying, it's too stressful." "I'd rather take the cash and be by myself." "You're not like that." "What do you know about me?" "Probably everything." "Where have you been?" "He's in room 303." "He got hurt." "He's okay but you should go see him." "Sorry I left it all to you." "Forget it." "An incredible thing happened." "The Senator's giving a press conference." "Now?" "Dropping a bombshell, apparently." "You look good." "We're ready for you anytime." "I feel like some grapes." "It's a damn nuisance just before our party." "I'll show all those photos in your cell-phone." "That's fine, sir." "What photos?" "Just in case, I grabbed snaps of the bigwigs taking bribes." "It'll turn politics on its head." "Will you be okay?" "It'll end my career." "Don't you mind?" "I've been a dead man once already." "That's so cool." "Why are you here?" "Long time no see." "Why this hotel?" "Do you mind?" "He's about to meet the press." "My mind's made up." "I'll talk." "Don't do it." "No need to go that far." " Trying to stop me?" " Of course." "I'd expect the opposite." "Your heart's not really in it." "You'd rather escape." "Hold this." "Let's go." "I know you." "You don't want to talk to the press." "But fleeing isn't cool... you hate it." "So you act at biting the bullet naming names, being a hero..." "But you'll never return to politics." "I know that." "Liar." "You still hope for a come-back." "Don't kid yourself." "You're bent." "Nobody will forget it." "Besides politics, what else is there?" "You wanted to make a difference." "To hell with vanity." "Find a way to survive." "Endure the derision." "You deserve some." "But rethink your future and make amends." "Let them say what they want." "Live life your own way." "That's what I'm going to do." "Excuse me." "Thanks." "Enjoy your evening." "Let's not keep them waiting." "Wait a minute." "Cancel it." "I'm out of here." "But, sir..." "I don't mind the ridicule." "Even if you run, they'll subpoena you eventually." "My mouth's shut." "Cancel it." "Stop this nonsense." "I don't care what they say." "I'll live life my way." "You're just parroting her." "The conference is a ready set." "If you don't go, who will?" "I'm not doing it." "The press will demand an explanation from the hotel." "Make one, then." "If our guest cancels then we've no choice." "But..." "Please inform the press." "We'll lose all credibility." "If it's what a guest wishes..." "Screw the guests." "What about our pride as hoteliers?" "It's no time for a family tiff." "May I speak?" "The press won't accept our statement alone." "They'll kick up a huge fuss." "It'll be pandemonium." "You go." "I can't." "Go bow your head." "Why not go your damn self." "Get on your hands and knees." "What the hell are you saying?" "I'm sick of wiping your ass." "Calm down, my dear." "Don't touch me!" "You're tired, you don't know what you're saying." "I'm sorry but I'm in complete control." "I resign." "I'm sick of your face." "I'll show the photos to the media." "Don't you dare..." "Proof of the bribery, in full color." "Yours too, of course." "Go ahead." "It's your neck too." "Give me the phone." "No!" "Go get him!" "Give it to me." "No." "Give it me back!" "A strange individual." "Excuse me!" "Mr. Chairman!" "Cold cream, please." "Cancel the press conference." "I'll deal with this." "Wait a minute." "How come she's not back yet?" "!" "She meant it this time." "No ventriloquist, no magic." "What the hell do we do?" "It's curtains for us." "May I help you?" "I got locked out." "I'll get the concierge." "You're a singer?" "I saw you on the poster." "Why are you Cherry Sakura?" "The boss named me." "Sakura already means Cherry, right?" "So you're Cherry Cherry." "It's weird, I know." "You don't like it, huh?" "You should tell him." "You're a singer, make the most of it." "You've got to have things your way." "I've decided he must face the press." "Shindo-san..." "Wait a minute." "It's up to you what you say." "Don't be stupid." "You called the press conference." "But I dare not go." "You've no choice." "Our hotel's credibility is at stake." "Refusing a guest?" "Normally we wouldn't." "But in this case, as hoteliers, the hotel's interests come first." "We don't run a charity." "What's up with him?" "They'll be an uproar." "Probably." "So I'm fair game?" "I give my word that I'll protect you." "If it gets out of hand, I'll get you to safety." "Please trust us." "This is the best strategy." "I take full responsibility." "I'll tell the Chairman." "It's not your jurisdiction." "Press events are my department." "I'll take responsibility." "How do we escape?" "Any ideas?" "You don't have a plan?" "!" "For example..." "For example..." "Shindo-san, I need to talk." "What?" "I decided to give it another go." "You'll come back to us?" "If it's not too late..." "We can't have our best bell-man jump ship." "I'll tell the Chairman, myself." "Thank you very much." "Someone get room service." "I feel like soup." "Let's take the employee exit into the annex garage." "I'll have a limo stand by." "Please." "Can we make it in time?" "Don't worry, there's a short cut." "Go via staff corridor to the back of the restaurant." "Bingo." "How would you know?" "She knows it inside out." "We'll take her advice." "Wait." "How to escape the hall itself?" "It'll be a riot." "We jump up and guard the way." "They'll be out for blood." "If there's a will..." "Forget it." "The plan's too risky." "Excuse me..." "I think I have an idea." "I can't get it out of my head." "You'll do." "Get changed quick." "His assistant's AWOL." "Take her place." "Sorry to have you wait so long." "We'll now start the press conference." "Good luck." "Thank you for your help." "How could I say no to you?" "Thank you for coming despite the holiday." "My name is Mutoda." "There's something I wanted to say to you all so here I am, today." "But for personal reasons I'm canceling this conference." "One last thing to leave you with..." "Premature perhaps..." "Maestro, thank you." "Sensei, just in time." "Hello everyone this is Zenbu Tokugawa." "Now for an emergency press announcement." "We're poltical correspondents." "Get Mutoda back." "Shut up!" "Be quiet!" "Grow up." "You'll be the first to hear my latest song." "Shut up!" "Nobody wants to hear this!" "Let's get Mutoda." "Where's the family treatment you always preach?" "A real family isn't always sweetness and light." "Sometimes it's a tough love." "Our hotel is your second home." "That's why we always bid you," ""Welcome home."" "Here he is." "You again?" "Get on." "Excuse me, may I..." "Later." "Full speed ahead." " You got fat." " Mind your own business." " How's Taro?" " He's fine." "Are we lost?" "Let's go that way." "This is Japanese culture." "Assholes!" "I wonder if he got away okay." "He's with Shindo, he'll be fine." "I'm off then." "The party starts any minute." "Is it okay if I stay?" "There's no stopping the new year now." "That's the garage." "Please, put this on." "Will you say "Welcome home" next time I come?" "Of course, you're family." "We'll be expecting you." "Good evening, sir." "Don't wait up." "Hey, you." "I need a hand." "Damn, it's getting cold?" "Let's get a drink later." "This way, quick." "I can't." "What's wrong?" "I'm here to sing." "I know that." "I want to sing." "I know that." "You've got a nerve." "You're fired." "Get out!" "Cherry's history." "You go first." "After you, the New Year countdown." "I need an assistant." "I'll get you one." "You fired the young lady?" "She's got to learn, no-one disobeys me." "We'll be starting soon." "Welcome." "Wonderful." "Well done." "I'll go back to work." "Can I ask for another?" "Do one completely freestyle." "Go wild." "My job is to stick to the textbook." "That's the way I write." "Forget your job for once." "It's too late for that..." "One more piece of cloth." "Is there time?" "Quick." "Hey, there." "You're here to sing." "Let's make it happen." "Our secret." "We're entertainers." "Let's give 'em something to remember." "Naomi, it's you." "Sorry to be late." "I'll never leave you again." "What does it say?" "New Year Felicitations." "Sign your work." "I couldn't possibly." "Nonsense." "It's your creation." "I'm a sign-writer, not an artist." "But..." "This is reward enough." "Excuse me." "Come to the party..." "I've got work to do." "What's that doing here?" "We'll visit the shrine tomorrow." "Mom's feeling better now." "We'll go everywhere together." "To the park... to the pool..." "Night-night, Taro." "Time to party." "Ladies and Gentlemen... beginning now in the lobby lounge our New Year countdown party." "Come celebrate with our Chairman." "Leave this to me." "What are you doing?" "Out of the way." "I missed you, so much." "It'll be New Year any second." "Let's have the Chairman count." "Here we go!" "Five, four... three, two, one!" "Hang on." "That wasn't the plan." "What just happened?" "Happy New Year." "This is my husband." "I see." "I told you about Shindo-san." "Congratulations on the award." "Thank you." "In a word... why deer?" "Wait a minute." "Would you like a drink?" "I've one job left to do." "Thanks anyway." "Yumi, I'm so glad you're here." "What job is that?" "Please look after him." "He seems on top of things but he needs help." "Congratulations." "She will!" "How many eggs for me today?" "I'm a mallard, you idiot." "Let's go home." "Excuse me." "Welcome home." "Executive Producers:" "Chihiro Kameyama Yoshishige Shimatani" "Co-Executive Producers:" "Takashi Ishihara Kanjiro Sakura" "Producers:" "Yumiko Shigeoka Yasushi Ogawa Minami Ichikawa" "Written and Directed by:" "Koki Mitani" "Music by:" "Yusuke Honma" "Director of Photography:" "Hideo Yamamoto" "Lighting Director:" "Akira Ono" "Sound Recording:" "Tetsuo Segawa" "Production Designer:" "Yohei Taneda" "Editor:" "Soichi Ueno" "English subtitles by:" "Kennedy Taylor  Aya Futami" "Cast:" "Koji Yakusho" "Takako Matsu" "Koichi Sato" "Shingo Katori" "Ryoko Shinohara" "Keiko Toda" "Katsuhisa Namase" "Kumiko Aso" "YOU" "Joe Odagiri" "Takuzo Kadono" "Susumu Terajima" "Kazuyuki Asano" "Yoshimasa Kondo" "Jay Kabira" "Keiko Horiuchi" "Zen Kajihara" "Masanori Ishii" "Mieko Harada" "Toshiaki Karasawa" "Masahiko Tsugawa" "Shiro Ito" "Toshiyuki Nishida" "In association with:" "Cross Media" "Produced by:" "Fuji Television Network and Toho" "(C) 2006 Fuji Television Network / TOHO"