"Joxer!" "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Come on..." "I wasn't looking." "Yeah, you were... at Gabrielle." "Was not." "Was to..." "You know what?" "If I ever go ga-ga like that over anyone..." "...you have my permission to kill me." "Happy to oblige." "That is so guy!" "What do you know about guys?" "You're an amazon." "All you know is shopping for bows and arrows and emasculation." "I know you don't have to live with pigs to recognize one." "You know?" "I'm so glad all women aren't like you." "All the women I know are." "We don't need a man to get along." "In fact, as far as they're concerned you guys are totally dispensable." "Yeah." "He did it again." "What?" "I must have missed it." "I think I dozed off." "Yeah, you've been doing that a lot lately." "Yeah." "I've been taking hornbain and olive, but it doesn't seem to be helping." "I guess I just need a bit more sack time, huh?" "What are you?" "A healer?" "Nah, I'm just tired." "Why, what did I miss?" "Joxer gave me one of those looks again." "Xena, when he said he loved me, he said that he didn't expect anything from me." "Clearly, he does." "I'm trying to be sensitive." "Do you have any advice?" "What was that?" "Xena..." "Ok." "Gaby, would you...?" "Later, Joxer." "Come on, Amarice!" "Wait!" "Ok, Argo, I'm gonna need your help here." "Come on, big fella." "It's ok..." "It's ok..." "You're gonna feel a whole lot better by the time we're through with ya." "All right." "Here we go..." "Easy now." "There, boy." "By the gods..." "Gabrielle, come here." "Joxer, Amarice, you stay there." "Gabrielle..." "Talk to him." "What do I say?" "Say anything." "See if you can calm him down while I set his leg free from that trap." "Ok." "It's ok, boy." "It's ok." "Easy." "Good boy." "It's ok." "No one's gonna hurt you." "Hold still." "Steady, steady." "It's ok." "Steady..." "That's it." "Hold still." "That's a good boy..." "Good." "It's ok." "Be still." "Stay still." "Steady." "Good boy." "There ya go." "Yeah." "Good boy." "We're gonna have to treat that wound before we set him free." "Set him free?" "What's on your mind?" "Spamoan..." "Spamona?" "Spamona." "Yeah, it's famous for its hot springs." "Hey, Xena A little rest and we'll all feel better." "Hot springs, huh?" "Ma'am?" "Hey, ya know that guy?" "Who, him?" "These hot springs..." "Come on, boy." "That's it." "Good boy." "Colonel Horse wants?" "Yeah, yeah." "Go on!" "I really appreciate this." "Are you kidding?" "This way I get a hot bath and to eat something I didn't kill myself." "On the other hand, I'm so hungry I could eat a..." "You wouldn't." "Excuse me, folks..." "I guess I oughtta tell ya this town's got a law against carrying weapons." "In case you didn't know, this is Xena." "Who's got the guts to take her weapons, huh?" "Me." "In the time of ancient gods, warlords and kings a land in turmoil cried out for a hero." "She was Xena." "A mighty princess forged in the heat of battle." "The power..." "The passion..." "The danger..." "Her courage will change the world." "XENA, THE WARRIOR PRINCESS" "I never could put that past you." "Hello, Talia." "You always saw that move coming." "Aw, your sword kind of tips it." "You could try switching hands." "Might save your life." "Oh, I'll remember that." "I guess you two know each other." "This is Talia." "We rode together years ago." "These are my friends, Gabrielle, Joxer, and Amarice." "Welcome to Spamona." "You know, I'm kind of surprised to findja in a place like this." "Oh, I'm kind of surprised to find you alive." "Word was, Caesar staked you to a cross." "Yeah." "It's a long story." "Why don't we get together over a meal?" "You know, I wanna feel I should have some raspberry jelly and..." "I don't know, some raw fish." "What do you say?" "I just ate." "But..." "Uh, yeah..." "I wouldn't wanna butt in." "No..." "I'm gonna work with the horse." "Come on." "I'm buying." "You always eat like this?" "Well, you know..." "Hello, Sheriff." "I thought you oughtta see this." "Showed up while I was on rounds." "It's yours." "I recognize the design." "Was mine." "Last I saw, it was sticking in a dirtbag named Darkon." "He used to tear up this town pretty bad." "I'm sorry, Sheriff, but if Darkon and his boys are out no one's safe." "What's this?" "My resignation." "Well..." "Darkon must be trouble." "Nothin' but." "I'm glad we're here to help." "No." "I mean, thanks." "But Darkon's my problem." "I'll handle him." "Your word..." "Promise." "He's not comin' up." "No?" "Do something!" "Help him!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Are you all right?" "Hello?" "By the gods..." "You all right?" "I am now." "Yeah, me too." "I mean..." "Glad you're all right." "I wouldn't wanna drown you my first time here." "I know what you mean." "Makes for a very bad impression." "Well..." "There's no visible damage, so..." "See ya." "No, no." "Wait." "Look..." "You just saved my life and I don't even know your name" "Amarice, there ya are." "Armon?" "You know Joxer?" "You know Joxer?" "What are you doing here?" "I thought you were away at school." "I was just passin' through." "Hey..." "Listen, I..." "I never told you that..." "No, Joxer..." "That was the past." "So..." "Ya know Amarice..." "Know her?" "She saved my life." "Did you now?" "Saved a man's life, did ya?" "I'm glad you're all right." "No, wait!" "You think that's funny?" "Well, no..." "But a little bit." "Yeah." "Sorry, but you're not hurt and..." "and it was pretty funny!" "Come on, Amarice..." "You're not..." "...really hurt." "Where's your sense 'a humor?" "You wanna know where my sense of humor is?" "I'll tell you, you mother...!" "Does she kiss her mother with that mouth?" "I'm telling you, she's insane." "No argument there." "Immature..." "Obnoxious..." "Spoiled..." "Inconsiderate..." "Arrogant..." "Self-centered..." "Smug..." "Maybe it wasn't Armon." "Doesn't sound like him to me." "I got news for you..." "People change." "And talk about erratic..." "One moment she's savin' my life, the next she's tryin' to take my head off." "What's that all about?" "Women..." "Can't live with 'em, can't chain em in the yard." "I don't feel so good." "After raspberry jam..." "and raw fish?" "Big surprise..." "You haven't been feeling good for days, now." "It'll pass." "I know you're a gifted healer." "I think it's time for a second opinion." "What do you say?" "Very good." "Well..." "Congratulations." "You're in excellent health, you know?" "Considering..." "Beg pardon?" "Hey, Doc, if there's som'in' wrong, you know you can tell me." "It doesn't matter what it is." "I can take it." "I'm pretty tough." "Just spit it out." "I'm in excellent health, considering what?" "Considering you're pregnant." "It's impossible!" "I can not be pregnant." "If you weren't such a quack, you would know that getting pregnant involves certain physical requirements that I haven't met in a long time and I mean a very long time." "No one, zilch, zippo." "I am a love-free zone." "Therefore, it is utterly impossible that I be up the duff." "So, what's your diagnosis now?" "Mood swings!" "Gabrielle!" "Gabrielle!" "Wait up!" "Wait up!" "Look, let me help ya." "I can carry a sack of apples." "I know you can!" "But why should ya?" "Joxer, thank you." "No, no." "Gabrielle, look..." "With me around to handle the smaller and more indispensable aspects of life that leaves you to handle the larger and more important ones." "No, I can handle my own apples." "Gabrielle!" "Let me help you." "You might like it." "I don't think so." "Gimme!" "Stop it." "I'm gonna help you!" "Joxer..." "Joxer, get your hands off my apples!" "Perfect example." "Quack..." "Come on." "Here you go, boy." "Go on, it's an apple." "I know you're hungry." "You know it." "Come on." "Come on, I'm your friend." "Argo, will ya tell him I'm not gonna hurt him?" "Fine." "If that's your attitude, you can just take it when you want it." "I'm talking to horses." "Am I nuts?" "Certifiable." "Armon..." "Joxer said I'd find you here." "Amarice was right." "It is you." "Amarice?" "What's going on with you two?" "She's insane." "All I did was laugh a little when she slipped." "You laughed at her?" "Well, yeah." "It was funny." "And she wasn't hurt." "Right, her pride was hurt." "Think about if you fell down in front of your whole school." "Would you laugh?" "I see your point." "So what do I do to make it up to her?" "Flowers." "You can't go wrong with flowers." "Flowers?" "Yes, women love flowers except Xena." "You know, she's the only woman that I know who doesn't stop to smell them." "Oh, it's a wittle, cutey!" "I..." "You know what?" "I think you're right." "Maybe Amarice and I just got off on the wrong foot." "I'll do that." "Thanks for the advice." "Wrong foot..." "Look familiar?" "Pretty painful, huh?" "Oh, boy!" "Nah, it's not a nice feeling." "Yeah, I know what you're going through." "It's tough..." "tough on a horse." "We're equals now, though." "You know that?" "You can trust me now." "Horse..." "Forget it." "It's not that I don't appreciate your offer." "I do." "Then, why don't you accept a little help?" "Because this is my problem, not yours." "You're wrong." "Fighing men like Darkon is everybody's problem, especially mine." "Not this time." "Really?" "So what makes Darkon different from every other scum-sucking warlord?" "He's my husband." "Condolences." "I don't love him." "Not anymore." "But I did." "And now I'm afraid of him." "...of me." "Talia..." "This must end here." "Face it, you're going to need a little help." "That's what I'm here for." "No." "No, I stand up to Darkon or I don't But either way I am not gonna let you take him on for me specially pregnant." "Oh, come on..." "Who's kidding herself now?" "The need for sleep?" "The cravings?" "The nausea?" "Hey, not to mention, you know you're looking a little..." "My mother was a midwife, Xena." "Wake up and smell the diapers." "What'll it be?" "Milk." "Milk?" "I said milk!" "What, am I over-age?" "Xena, hey." "I've been looking all over for you." "I think I'm in trouble." "What, is it in the water?" "Huh?" "I'm talking about Armon." "Well, what about him?" "Well..." "You see, that's the trouble." "Every amazon instinct I have says keep away, but my heart just says go for it." "Have you ever had this problem before?" "Apparently." "Listen, Amarice..." "Either you kiss him or you kill him." "But either way it doesn't seem to make a difference." "Xena?" "How you been?" "You hurt her, Armon, I will have your hide." "Hi." "Hi." "What are those?" "A way to start over I hope." "These are for you." "For me?" "Nobody's ever given me anything like this before." "I'm surprised." "You deserve them." "I do?" "And more." "You deserve someone who'll really appreciate you." "...A man who'll protect and pamper you." "A man to protect me..." "Make sure you never have to worry or be scared." "You think I'm scared of you?" "No, no." "That's not what I said." "That's what you meant!" "No, it isn't." "You calling me a liar?" "Are you telling me what I said?" "I know what I heard!" "Lier!" "Armon..." "Well..." "I see you two didn't have any problem makin' up." "And I see you have no problem kissing guys." "He started it!" "I did not!" "Have you seen Gabrielle?" "You kissed me first!" "I did not!" "That kill was all your idea!" "I'm trying to find Gabrielle." "So if you..." "You know what?" "You are delusional." "Well, I'd rather be deluded than nuts." "Kids..." "I don't know why I tried." "I'm just like an idiot." "Talking to horses..." "Think I'd have no friends." "Good horse." "I've got something I wanna tell you." "Just stay put." "Believe me, you don't wanna be standing when you hear this." "Not that it's bad." "See, I would sense that and it's not, but there is this small question of how it happened and once you get past that, it's really great." "Don't give me that look like you knew." "You didn't know." "I didn't even know, and I'm the one who's expecting." "Or maybe you did know but don't let on to the others." "I wanna tell them myself." "Gabrielle's gonna freak." "Armon..." "Come here." "Listen..." "What I said to you before, I'm sorry." "I didn't mean it." "I was steamed about something else." "You're a good man." "I know that." "The way I feel about Amarice..." "I'm not sure that qualifies as good." "I mean..." "It's not like I meant for this to happen." "Happen?" "Something happened?" "I kissed her." "And no matter what she says, she kissed me back." "She just won't admit it." "And why do you think that is?" "I think it's 'cause she's scared it'll make her seem weak like caring' for someone is som'in' bad." "Can you believe that?" "Yeah, I used to but now I know that any fool can risk his life." "It takes a hero to risk his heart." "Well, tell that to Amarice!" "I've got a better idea." "Hi." "Mind if I sit down?" "If you want..." "I mean, sure, yeah." "Great." "So..." "Look, Amarice, I just want you to know that I've talked to Xena and..." "You talked to her?" "Me, too." "She's great, isn't she?" "The best." "Now, there's a woman who's really got it together." "Never loses it." "Never." "What you were gonna say?" "It's just that I understand where you're comin' from and I want you to know that there's no hard feelings." "Hard feelings?" "If anyone should have hard feelings, it would be me which I don't." "Amarice, what's goin' on?" "Why you acting like this?" "Like what?" "If you don't mind my asking..." "Like that." "So, so phony..." "It's not you." "Oh, like you really know me..." "Keep this up and I won't want to." "Oh, really?" "Well, excuse me for being nice." "It won't happen again!" "That was nice?" "Amarice, have you seen Xena?" "Wait till I do!" "Armon, have you seen Xena?" "I can't wait to find her!" "Kids..." "Come on." "Come on, handsome." "Xena!" "Xena!" "You said "kiss him or kill him", right?" "Come on..." "I tried it." "Bom, posso matá-lo!" "I couldn't seem to..." "Eu estava totalmente..." "Will you guys shut up?" "Shut up, please." "The horse..." "I'm pregnant." "Xena, can you tell them, please?" "I'm pregnant!" "I'm pregnant!" "You're pregnant?" "How can you be pregnant?" "Xena..." "I mean, when did you...?" "Who d...?" "I don't know." "And you asked her advice on your love life..." "You don't know?" "Gabrielle, this is as strange to me as it is to you." "I don't understand it, but it's true." "I felt it with Solon, and I feel it now." "There's life within me and it's good." "Congratulations." "Thanks." "A baby..." "You're gonna be a really good mom." "Thanks." "That's really somethin'." "I always wanted to be an uncle." "Hello there, little fella!" "Beats the heck out of my news." "What's that?" "Some creep named Darkon's comin'." "He should be here by sundown." "Has Talia seen this?" "I can't find her." "Nobody can." "Then it's up to us." "What are you doing here?" "Xena sent me." "Told me to guard the flank against a..." "..." "Surprise attack." "I don't even know why she wants me here." "All the action's gonna be down on the street." "I heard this Darkon's guy pretty tough." "Well, I'm not afraid of him if that's what you think." "No." "Why do you always twist what I say?" "To tell the truth, Amarice, I don't know anyone who'd scare you." "You never let 'em close enough to try." "That's not true." "There is someone who scares me You." "Very funny..." "I'm not kidding." "I've never met anyone like you." "I'm not used to feeling this way." "You think I am?" "This is all new to me, too." "It doesn't scare you?" "Big time but that's what makes us so brave." "To feel this scared and not run away." "I'd say that takes a lotta courage, wouldn't you?" "You calling me a coward?" "I hope not." "You don't have the slightest idea?" "No." "Look, we've been through this a thousand times." "I don't." "How can you not know?" "I..." "I just find that hard to believe, you know?" "Tell me." "Ares." "Maybe he did..." "a god thing..." "No." "Ok, fine." "When was the last time we saw Hercules?" "I forget, I can't..." "Hi, honey." "I'm home." "This isn't your home, Darkon." "Not anymore." "Well..." "We'll have to see about that." "Won't we, boys?" "Come on, Gabrielle." "Hey, guys..." "Stop!" "Stop!" "What?" "Ya got some little horsey friend?" "A little pony all decked out in bows?" "Yeah." "Don't, please." "Who's gonna stop me?" "Go on!" "Finish it!" "I have." "The rest is up to a judge." "So..." "I guess this is goodbye." "No, this is." "You should see my hellos." "Well, congratulations." "Looks like we're a two-horse family." "Yeah." "Family being the operative word." "Yeah, how about that, huh?" "You know what I think?" "I think it's the beginning of a beautiful relationship." "Yup." "For all of us." "Whoa, boy." "Come on, Xena." "Race ya to Greece?" "I don't know if you're ready for that." "Are you chicken?" "No, just being considerate." "We race to Greece, and you won't be able to walk straight for a month." "Subtitles:" "Marlon Rocha Lacerda"