"When a brother entrusts his family to you, those who fail will die a horrible death." "Die a horrible death." "Respect each other's property and pay your debts." "Offenders will face a fate worse than death." "Face a fate worse than death." "Don't spread vicious lies." "Offenders will be fed to the dogs." "Fed to the dogs." "What are you doing?" "Joining the Gang." "I mean down there." "There's a hole in my paper underwear." "From now on, you're brothers." "The Don is your father, the Gang is your mother." "Traitors will be punished by death." "Take one." "What's the key for being a gangster?" "His path." "No one... will show you the path." "You are on your own." "You have to find your own path." "How did I, Kerosene, expand my turf into Sheung Wan?" "By being overbearing." "But Sheung Wan is not big enough for me." "That's why I need to keep going." "Today, I'm your Boss." "Together, we'll keep going." "If Sheung Wan is not big enough, we'll take Central." "If Central is not big enough, we'll take Causeway Bay." "The Boss driving a Mercedes Benz is no big deal." "I want all my men to drive a Mercedes Benz." "Today, we're eating bread." "But I guarantee... you'll all be eating abalone soon." "Where's the paper underwear?" "What are you doing?" "Is that from the initiation?" "Yes." "What did you do to it?" "I rubbed wine on the chicken, wrapped it with a leaf and roasted it in the mud." "The same one you covered your dick with?" "It's for the taste." "No wonder it smells like shrimp paste." "Who taught you?" "My family ran a food stand." "I knew how to cook a chicken when I was 5." "I wanted to open my own restaurant." "But I didn't want to pay extortion like my old man" "That's why I came to you." "Yeah?" "Who had the balls to collect from you?" "I'll have him castrated." "You did." "Really?" "Maybe... it's our fate." "Master said my life was destined to succeed over many dead bodies." "Maybe he meant dead chickens." "So... you want to open a restaurant?" "Yes." "Will you fight for my turf?" "I'll try." "Good." "What's your name?" "RuPaul Siu." "RuPaul Siu?" "That's lame." "You need more fire." "I'm naming you Roast Pork." "I, Kerosene, do solemnly swear." "When I become the Don," "Roast Pork will open a restaurant in every district I run." "Alright?" "Alright." "Good?" "Good." "Great?" "Geat." "Alright?" "Alright." "My man." "Kill him." "Kill." "Don't stop." "Harder." "Kill him." "Bravo." "Bravo, Roast Pork." "Bravo, Chief..." ""Prosperity and Success"" "Honey." "Thank you." "Enjoy." "Help yourselves." "Cheers." "No." "I checked all 21 stores." "Nothing." "They're all fully booked." "Steven Spielberg?" "So what?" "I saved the last table for Feng Xiaogang." "You don't know him?" "And you work in film?" "Hello, Steven." "You're in Hong Kong?" "The Four Seasons?" "Same dishes?" "Alright." "30 minutes." "Thank you, bye." "Honey, how nice of you to drop by." "Saw something you like...a handbag?" "Do I need your permission to spend 10 grand?" "That's not what I mean." "You only spent 10 grand on a handbag." "How can l ever repay you for being so frugal?" "Let's go to Japan next week to check out our new shop, do some shopping, check out the handbags, check out the..." "I'm bringing the kids." "What for?" "We need time to ourselves." "I checked on the internet." "There's this love motel where we can film ourselves in the sack." "Get lost." "You promised to take the kids if they got accepted to the elite school." "to Japan if they got accepted to the elite school." "They..." "They did?" "That's awesome!" "You're awesome, Honey." "Honey." "You booked the room." "People are watching." "You don't like it?" "I do." "Things are going well." "If the Boss agrees..." "I'd like to get my hands on the Dragon Head Baton." "You do?" "I'm just kidding." "Kidding?" "You promised to wash your hands on the Gang." "Will do." "Please let go." "I'd like to see you get serious about it." "I'm the asshole if I do that." "Leaving already?" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "You have exceeded your credit card limit, Mr. Yim." "5 installments behind on both of your second mortgages." "4 payments behind on your trust fund and 3 accumulators have matured." "I'm afraid we have to cut our account." "But then again, true to our commitment to serve the community, we'd like to offer you" "Debt Relief Plan (DRP)." "Mr. Wong." "Do you know who I am?" "Of course." "You're the Don of the Gang." "Even though you know I'm the Don, you still think I can't pay my debts?" "Of course not." "But according to our intelligence, your term is up in a few weeks." "There's no such thing." "It's alright." "We can offer you two DRPs for your consideration." "DRP, my ass!" "I can chop you to pieces and burn your bank." "Of course you can." "About chopping me up," "I'm well insured, but you're not the beneficiary." "Chopping me up won't help your situation." "The bank is also well insured." "But again, you're not the beneficiary." "Burning it down won't help your situation." "Judging from your situation, you really should join our DRP..." "I dare you to say that again." "Trashing my desk won't help your situation either." "What is it, Boss?" "Nothing." "We're in a bank." "Yes, yeah." "It's alright." "Let's go, Boss." "I'll fix you or my name is not Kerosene." "Getting upset still won't help your situation." "You bastard." "There'll be a run on the bank, get your money." "I'm sorry." "Watch your step, Mr. Yim." "What has the world come to?" "I take out a time deposit of $10 million." "When I watched CNN last night, a small bank in Pennsylvania went bankrupt because a guy who sells pornography withdrew all his money." "I keep the books for the Gang, I must be careful." "I gave the bank a stress test by withdrawing my money." "Would you believe a bank of this size can't handle the pressure?" "That sucker froze and went down on his knees to beg." "He started to make accusations." "I had to do something." "Damn." "I'll burn it to the ground." "Boss." "I was there, I heard what happened." "Just tell me if you need help." "I'm fine." "You should have made a fortune being the Don." "From what?" "You get a $20 tip for valet parking." "The pirated copies are screwed by BT." "The junkies have switched to those $500 buffets." "So I take a step back and tried to extort money from the markets but the owners would rather pay the government." "Interest rates are low." "I'm screwed right and left." "Some Don l am." "Police stations on odd days;" "funeral homes on even days." "Everything is my business." "I'm nothing but a sitting duck." "Boss." "You can tell me." "I have money." "Who do you think you are?" "Obama?" "You can't fix my financial black hole." "Let someone else take over." "I wish, but I have worse luck than Chen Shui-bian." "No." "Of course not." "Thanks for the thought." "We'll talk later." "Where are you going?" "Home." "Where's your Lamborghini?" "Didn't drive it." "I intend to join the marathon." "I'm 10 km short today." "Boss." "Find someone to take over the next term." "Let him sort out the money." "And you'll be off the hook." "Who do you have in mind?" "Let met think." "Let's do that." ""Yee Shing Kitchen"" "My signature chicken dish" "No good?" "It's not that." "Thinking of the next Don makes me lose my appetite." "I can't think of anyone." "Don't think on an empty stomach." "I'll check the stove." "Hey" "I got it." "Who?" "You." "You're kidding." "I'll say it again, I'm not kidding." "Stop it" "Police stations on odd days, funeral homes on even days." "Everything is my business, I have restaurants to run." "I can't do it." "So you still remember your restaurants?" "Where did they come from?" "Congratulations." "congratulations." "You have my vote, Roast Pork." "I knew you're cut out for the job." "Relax." "We had it all figured out." "You have our support." "We're electing the Don." "Is it fixed?" "Scissors, you spoke out of turn." "Why?" "I have the balls." "He's right." "He has a right to speak up." "He has the look of a Don" "No one would object." "Anyone can do it except him." "Why?" "He has the look." "That's a matter of opinion." "Everyone in the Gang knows his top thug Yan is an undercover cop." "Except him." "How idiotic can he be?" "Believe it or not," "Yan was an honored cadet in 1989." "Inspector Lau Wah recruited him before graduation to be an undercover agent." "From now on, you're no longer P.C.25641." "Go." "A year later, he came to us." "But he can't seem to forget he's a cop." "He blew his cover again and again." "This is so insulting." "Look." "There he is." "We meant to kill him as a warning to all." "But Uncle Tsa preferred to let it slide." "And we were in for a pleasant surprise." "Inspector." "Lobster Bay, next Saturday at 15:00 hours." "The cocaine deal was rescheduled to Friday." "It went without a hitch." "From then on, whenever there's a deal, we feed him with disinformation to shake the cops." "Let's drink to the next Don." "Cheers." "Roast Pork." "Congratulations." "Come." "You're the Don, look happy." "It hurts." "Drink up." "Nancy." "Roast Pork now holds the Dragon Head Baton." "You want to fight him for it?" "What about the kids?" "Boss." "Inspector Lau is here." "What a turnout." "Have you chosen the next Don?" "Arrest him." "Yes, sir." "Why are you arresting me?" "Routine business, it happens to all the new Dons." "Good luck." "Show me some good will, Inspector." "At least give me a bag." "Officer, get him a bag." "Here they come." "Sir, would you mind if i take a photo?" "Don't be shy." "Come on." "How cute." "Still up?" "I need to find a school for the kids." "I thought they were accepted into an elite school." "But their father has become the Don!" "These schools have more experience with the gangs." "Kids of other Dons go to this school." "They know what to do." "Send your kids there to start recruiting for you." "Honey." "What's the key to being a gangster?" "His path." "I join the Gang because I want to cook, so my kids can go to an elite school, so my wife can buy brand label handbags." "If Kerosene won't leave me alone," "I won't give him peace either." "I will show him" "I didn't spend my last 20 years doing nothing." "The Gang is in the red." "Kerosene embezzled $10 million." "The only thing to do is finger him." "It's too late." "He blamed the debt on Roast Pork, said he spent it on his restaurants." "We have no way out but to fight him." "How?" "People used to risk their lives to be the Don." "Now you risk yours so you won't be the Don?" "Our guys won't do it" "Did you contact them?" "Like you, they have gone legit and made a fortune." "We're the only ones who are still single." "It's best not to bother them." "Junkie Keung now weighs over 200 pounds." "Even our top henchman Indian got his son a wife last year." "Why wasn't I invited?" "You were." "He held a banquet for 600 at the Skull's restaurant." "You didn't go because your son had a fever." "Did you give him a red packet for me?" "I gave him $8,800." "Thanks." "The Skull?" "Their shark's fins stink." "Because he bought them from Fouler." "Fouler took kick-backs even on our weapons." "I think DJ has the best seafood." "Indeed, DJ is the place." "Their abalones are succulent." "Their sea cucumbers are superb." "What's this bullshit with abaIones and sea cucumbers?" "Let's get back to Kerosene." "Any ideas?" "I checked." "The cops are offering a Clean Slate program for criminals." "That's bullshit." "Well..." "Let's talk to Kerosene's sworn brother Quarry Knife." "He used to bully Kerosene when they were little." "Over the past few years the asshole made a fortune selling Styrofoam lunch boxes to us." "He's hooked onto golf and plays his 18 holes every day." "Tube's men play with him." "He drives to China with a HK-Chinese license." "How much does a HK-Chinese license cost?" "Firecracker can get you one for 200 grand." "No way, his is only good for the Western Corridor." "Huanggang is open 24 hours." "It's more convenient." "Who'd take the Western Corridor?" "Speaking of Huanggang... we were talking about the guys..." "Forget it, just call the cops." "No, Honey." "We've been making money but we're triad members nonetheless." "Kerosene wants me to be the Don." "That's a shrewd move." "This is like barcelona against South China, handicap 0:1 and South China is down 2 players." "We're doomed." "What if Barcelona rigs the game?" "That's too obvious." "What if..." "Barcelona is suspended?" "This is what we call small-circle election." "The Gang is in the present predicament fundamentally because of phony democracy." "Not exactly, Boss." "According to the Police file, the Gang's election is based on proportional representation." "Take Uncle Tsa's vote for instance, he must answer to the 2,365 men under him and most of those" "2,365 men smuggle petrol." "They pay the Gang every month." "The money they hand over is like a vote." "If they're not happy with how uncle Tsa votes, they'll impeach him by refusing to pay up." "He can be impeached?" "Then why are those old goons still hanging around?" "That's because the Gang's GNP has an annual growth rate of over 30%." "As long as they keep it up, nobody cares what they do." "So there's really nothing wrong with the system." "The guys simply have poor civic awareness." "We must do better on civic education..." "Yan." "I was right to trust you." "It was nothing." "The Police file room is my crash pad." "Boss, let me get this" "Hello." "Roast Pork will make a move tomorrow night." "He'll burn down Star Bank." "Hold on." "On Shatin Col Road." "What is he burning?" "Star Bank." "Hold on." "Go on." "69 Shatin Col Road." "Shatin what?" "Shatin Col Road." "How do you spell that?" "Go figure." "Star Bank, 69 Shatin Col Road." "Across from 7-Eleven, under Glory Mansion, next to the No. 3A bus terminal with shuttle buses connecting to the subway." "Convenient location." "I'm not here to watch you." "Get lost..." "Go." "Boss." "The Police HQ is your crash pad?" "What does that mean?" "I'm an undercover cop." "Undercover?" "I mean I planted an undercover inside the Police HQ." "How?" "Can't say, it'll endanger my guy." "Forget it." "I got wind Roast Pork will burn a bank." "If he gets arrested, who but you is elegible to become the Don?" "That's right." "Star Bank, 69 Shatin Col Road." "Across from 7-EIeven under Glory Mansion, next to the No. 3A bus terminal with shuttle buses connecting to the subway." "Convenient location." "Burning a bank is a serious crime." "How serious?" "I'm burning the cement outside the front door." "The cops can only charge me for loitering or misdemeanor." "I'll be sentenced to 2 weeks in jail." "When I get out, the election will be over." "Get this straight." "Shatin Road, not Shatin Col Road." "Yes, the bank is on Shatin Road." ""Business closed for 1 day"" "Boss." "Honey." "I'll be fine." "The beat cop will be here at 11:55p.m." "What's with your hand?" "Nothing." "Counting the beat." "Not that" "I mean your hand." "I thought you injured your right hand." "This is my right hand." "Am I stupid?" "That's your right hand?" "I mean this one." "This one." "Make yourself clear." "You mean your right?" "Yes." "I thought you meant my right." "Sorry." "Your hand is taking too long to heal." "Go see my doctor." "How can I afford the medical fee?" "I'll pay for it, silly." "I can't do that." "Why not?" "We're brothers." "Cut the civility crap." "I don't have any friends." "They all think I'm stupid." "I just don't have any sense of direction." "I'll be honest with you." "After all these years," "I still can't tell right from left." "I tried but people won't give me a break." "You're the only one who doesn't make fun of me." "I can tell." "I don't care what you think." "You're my brother." "What's wrong?" "Why are your eyes tearing up?" "Are you touched?" "No." "Boss." "Becoming the Don is really no big deal." "Have you thought of going straight?" "I already did." "I know the road to becoming the Don is tough." "No matter what shit happens," "I'll deal with it." "I won't get you in trouble." "Don't say that." "If something happens to you," "I'll testify for you and turn you into state witness." "State what?" "Kerosene's men." "Right." "All units, stand by." "I'm hungry." "How could you?" "Thanks." "Not bad." "Freeze." "Put the knife down." "Put it down." "Stop peeing." "Stick it back in." "Stick it back in." "Action." "Go..." "Police." "Freeze." "Put down the torch, hands on your head." "Don't move." "Asshole." "Come back." "No." "Run..." "I know you'll do anything for me." "But times have changed." "You'll be the next Don." "If anything happens to you..." "I'm capable of anything." "You don't like what I said?" "I do." "Good." "You must behave." "A man's twirling in the storm like the sand, without reprieve." "A reluctant clash and slash turns a familiar face cold." "Hey-yo...blowing in the wind." "Love is unsure in the storm and reunions are fleeting." "The wind is unabated, burying both love and hate." "Hey-yo...blowing in the wind." "Blowing in the wind." "Honey." "Any objection to Roast Pork becoming the Don?" "The 19th..." "Hold it." "What is it, Pearl?" "Don't you remember?" ""The swallow will lead upon its return."" "You have PMS?" "Return from what?" "You said it, Tsa." "You're too old to remember?" "You all have" "Alzheimer's?" ""The swallow will lead upon its return" "with the Blade as witness."" ""You'll be the Don when you come back."" "Congratulations, Swallow." "My Baby gets out today." "Do you know talk is cheap but action speaks volume?" "Are you nuts?" "Your son has been in jail for 20 years." "He can't even use a credit card, let alone be the Don." "My Baby is not qualified?" "He can turn you into minced meat." "20 years ago, when my Baby went to jail," "Kerosene evicted his thugs from the city." "The border regions have developed rapidly ever since." "Di Caprio now owns 12 bus routes to Huanggang with a passenger traffic of over 20,000." "Tung monopolized 80% of the renovation and moving business in Tung Chung." "Tung Chung's population increased by 430% over the past 20 years." "Rammer is now the king of pornography in Tuen Mun." "He controls 80% of the hookers and massage parlors." "People in Tuen Mun of suitable age for the triad accounts for 23% of Hong Kong's population." "You assholes are still alive?" "Congratulations, Swallow." "Those old fogies are having a meeting." "Kerosene wants YMT district head Roast Pork to be the next Don." "I want to go to YMT district." "What for?" "That's Roast Pork's turf." "I'm looking for something." "You can take anything from my shop." "Guns, knives, grenades...anything." "Only Yaumatei has what I want." "Yes." "What is it?" "Atomic bomb?" "Tung Chung, Tuen Mun and the border region are growing fast." "Their wealth and manpower add up to half of the Gang." "Who said my Baby is passe?" "Don't forget" "I'm his mother." "My Grandpa Iron Bodyguard founded the Gang." "He's definitely qualified." "Right, Kerosene?" "Swallow is heading for Yaumatei, straight to Roast Pork's turf." "1900 men have gathered." "1900?" "I'm calling the cops." "Are you crazy?" "You should be ashamed of yourself." "Roast Pork, tell your men to back off." "They're not mine." "They're mine." "I told you I'd back you up." "I'll send another 1000 men." "Take it easy, Kerosene." "Pearl, that was 20 years ago." "Hong Kong has reverted back to China." "The Don must be elected according to the HKSAR election ordinance." "I mean...we should go by the book, take a vote." "I vote for Roast Pork." "4 to 4." "Gangster's rule." "Let them fight." "Name the time and place." "I'll sign." "No." "Swallow has arrived in Yaumatei." "You want to stop me?" "You?" "Get them." "Get lost..." "Don't fight your own." "Tell Swallow whoever finds the Dragon Head Baton will be the Don." "When the cops busted us over a decade ago, they took the Dragon Head Baton." "It's still sitting in the Police museum." "Then find the Dragon Tail Baton." "Are you crazy?" "I started paying my dues when I'm still on the bottle." "I have never heard of such a thing." "Why not the One Ring?" "You're out of line show some respect for the elders." "Elders?" "That's what I am to you." "Don't raise your voice with me." "Dope screwed your brains, bitch?" "I'm not talking to you." "I'm going home and make soup for my Baby." "Keep sucking it in, junkie." "You're not wasted enough." "Rammer, people still fight to be the Don these days?" "Of course." "It's cool to give out orders." "How many will die?" "20 or 30." "How much will it cost?" "$3 or $4 millions." "What's the point?" "Swallow." "You deserved it." "If I do, there's no need to fight." "Only because Uncle Tsa went back on his word." "We want justice." "I met a veteran in jail." "He told me, one of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results." "Boss." "Can you say that in Cantonese?" "The stupidest thing to do is to judge something by the motive and not the result." "That's deep." "This guy must be well respected." "Where is he from?" "Chicago School of Economics." "Milton Friedman." "Milton Friedman?" "Mom." "My Baby." "Mom." "My Baby." "I'm sorry you had to suffer." "I'm sorry, Mom." "I'm an unfilial asshole." "Don't be silly." "You work for the Gang and your ancestors." "That makes you a filial son." "I booked a place for you in Tsimshatsui East." "You can pick any chicks there." "Here, burn incense for your ancestors." "Pray that they'll help you fight for the Don." "Mom." "I won't have time to run the Gang." "I have applied to HKU to study economics." "My Baby." "You speak English?" "You screwed around with a foreigner inside?" "No." "Swallow met someone called Milton Friedman." "Shut up." "Friedman is an economist." "I earned 3 credits in the A level exam." "I'm having an interview in a few days." "I figured it out when I was in jail." "I want to study." "Nonsense." "You can't give up the Gang." "You'll be struck by thunder." "Why?" "You're not happy" "I'm going to college?" "You're right." "Some mother I am." "I'm sorry, Baby." "Recruiting from the university is brilliant." "The future top officials and lawyers will all be working for the Gang." "Sedate me with some Ectasy now." "I'm so happy, son." "Mom." "Go ahead." "This stuff is making you crazy." "Did you hear me?" "I'm going to college." "I'm not recruiting new members." "Brat." "If you're not the Don you'll cut off my supply." "Are you trying to kill me?" "You should quit." "I'd rather kill myself first." "Pick that up, Tung." "Stop." "Pick them up." "I said no." "Pick them up." "I said no." "I'll kill whoever gives her drugs." "Understand?" "You were born into the Gang." "You'll always be in the Gang." "You have no choice." "I read a book called "The Freedom of Choice"." "I have a choice." "We all have a choice." "If there's nothing else, I'll be reading in my room." "God is on my side." "He gave me Swallow." "Cheers." "Cheers." "We really should drink up." "Nancy." "Boss." "God is on my side." "Swallow screwed up his brain in jail." "He wants to go to college instead." "The Dragon Tail Baton...?" "Uncle Tsa made that up." "There's no such thing." "Just make it up." "You can't be too casual." "What are you up to?" "What else can l...do?" "Roast Pork." "I know what you're thinking." "I'll watch over you." "My boys will protect you round the clock until you become the Don." "Very well." "Just to ensure." "no one gets in the way" "Right." "Let's eat before the food gets cold." "What the hell?" "Who's this Swallow?" "I have to wait again?" "It doesn't matter, Boss." "If you become the Don..." "You won't time to do your nails." "Well." "What pattern do you like?" "Lacquer?" "The Master said the color red would be good for me." "Red with diamonds." "What?" "You want a knife?" "May I have a word?" "Speak up." "Let me just stand for a while." "Hurry up and spit it out." "I'll be honest with you, Scissors." "Roast Pork knows his limits." "He's not cut out to be the Don." "But you're different." "You come from a family of weapons." "It's such a shame if you don't make it." "I have an idea." "If Swallow is accepted into the University," "You'll be the Don." "No one else is qualified." "You don't have to raise your voice." "I want to make sure you heard me." "Tomorrow morning at 9," "Swallow will be at HKU...it's HKU for an interview, you know what to do." "What happened?" "They...ran over a dog." "What dog?" "Watch where you're going, asshole." "Inspector Lau." "I have intel" "but can you get me...an ambulance first?" "Thank you." "Swallow said he'd kill you." "For the past 20 years, thanks to you our lives have been spared." "You're like our mother." "Swallow is at the library." "Enjoy this while you can." "It'd be great if he's sensible like you." "He has an interview at HKU tomorrow." "Really?" "Watch me teach him a lesson." "Thank you." "There's a saying:" "When there's monopoly in the market, the market will kick off a self destructive mechanism." "The University is open to all students but a gang of people scared off the students, beat me up and forced me to admit you." "If you don't understand "monopoly brings destruction", how can I admit you, Swallow?" "But Professor..." "Don't move." "Don't think I won't hit back because I wear glasses." "I'm the consultant of the Martial Arts Club." "Beat them up until they admit him." "Help..." "Stop." "What are you doing, Mom?" "Baby." "I always back you up." "You want to go to school?" "I'm behind you all the way." "Whoever gets in my way will die." "Where did you get the nerve to mess around with my Mom?" "We're doing this for you." "We're on your side." "Help." "Fix them until he admits Swallow." "Police." "Stop it." "Take it easy." "Stop it." "Honey." "It's terrible." "The dean of HKU just announced they'd never admit Swallow." "Then our kids can go to an elite school?" "Of course." "Honey." "What?" "There's a situation in the restaurant." "Customers at 20 tables showed signs of food poisoning." "The Police will be here soon." "Green?" "Malachite green." "Snot?" "Bird flu." "Over here, Boss." "Mexican pork?" "Swine flu." "Who set me up?" "The cops and hygiene inspectors are downstairs." "What now?" "I don't know." "Toss and hide." "I'll deal with the customers." "Get rid of it." "Hurry." "Give him a hand." "Give it here." "Hurry." "Be careful, moron." "Throw it out in the alley." "Even dogs won't eat this shit." "All this... courtesy of Swallow." "Say that again." "Hey..." "Hey." "What's going on?" "I'm asking you." "I dare you to repeat it." "Am I transparent to you?" ""Detention Room"" "One term." "Do it for me." "Just one term." "When the term is up, you can study anything you want." "I'll quit anything you want me to quit." "One term." "Do this for me." "You can do anything you want." "I heard my competitor is... a chef?" "He's stepping on your toes." "You can't run away." "Yan." "The cop looks familiar." "Is he one of mine?" "You have 15 minutes to settle this or else all your hooker joints, night clubs, casinos, valet parking, drug stores and canteens will close down." "You hear me?" "The name of the Gang is Wo Yee Sing which stands for "peace loyalty and prosperity"." "Because some people are a stick-in-the-mud, the name is now neither here nor there." "What do you mean?" "My Grandpa and other founding fathers used this name for the shop in Yaumatei to sell fake jewelry." "They bribed the government for the business license." "Peace?" "Don't make me laugh." "That's because you're uncivilized." "Tell them, Roast Pork, which funeral homes belong to my brother." "Give them a business card of the tombstone shop in Chai Wan, in case they die before they have time to order one." "Baby, give me a headcount so I'll send enough wreaths." "As the Don, you must not be stingy or people will talk." "Stop arguing." "We're in a Police station." "This is so embarrassing." "It's decided whoever finds the Dragon Tail Baton will be the Don." "Fine." "You said it." "Whoever finds it will be the Don." "It's fair game." "Long live democracy." "Dragon Tail Baton?" "What does it look like?" "It has your Grandfather the Iron Bodyguard's signature." "You did this?" "I'm doing what he's doing." "If I'm not happy it's your family's ass." "What did you say?" "You don't get it?" "Your...family's...ass." "So I can screw your mother?" "Can you?" "Very well." "On August 15, when I hold the Baton and offer incense, I'll be the Don." "Your mother is not the only one." "I might come after you too." "Is that a promise?" "We'll see who has the balls." "Let me know if you cop out." "Honey." "I want to check on the kids." ""Human Determination Prevails Over Heavenly Mandate"" "I'm practicing." "Don't bother me." "Hello?" "Boss." "Well?" "Don't sit on it." "This stool is from the period 1875-1908, about the time of the Iron Bodyguard." "I only know Chang Cheh's Iron Bodyguard." "Boss." "It's a fake but it must look like the real thing." "Thanks." "Still, you paid a fortune." "That's mine." "Why give it to me?" "Swallow summoned over 1,000 men who are well paid." "They want the Baton and our asses." "I'll be the bait." "Take this on the boat." "You'll be in danger." "Boss." "You want me to be the Don." "This is a match of a lifetime." "You don't want it to go to into over time with penalty kicks." "My man." "The back door is that way." "Be careful." "Kill him." "Hurry." "Don't piss around here." "Asshole." "Listen good, I'll say this once." "34A to Causeway Bay." "34B to Wanchai." "It's Wanchai." "Wanchai?" "Next to Causeway Bay." "Causeway Bay?" "Causeway Bay is next to Wanchai." "Yes." "Charge." "We're having minced beef tonight." "Chop it up nicely." "Do it." "Your fingers." "You don't want them?" "Hold them." "Stop." "Help me find my finger." "Turn around." "Behind you." "Take the Baton." "Drop the Baton." "Dragon Tail Baton..." "Run." "Are you alright?" "Split." "The Police believe the murder is triad related." "Over 40 suspects related to the incident have been arrested." "The Police Commissioner has expressed his concern." "That's serious." "Should we go into hiding?" "Let's go." "Mom." "My Baby." "Dragon Tail Baton." "Give the new Don a hand." "Are you alright?" "Hold it." "Dragon Tail Baton.." "I have the Baton too." "Boss..." "It hurts." "Look, Boss." "This is the real thing." "Dragon Tail Baton." "Tsa, you're the only one who has seen it." "Check it out, which one is real?" "What's taking so long?" "What's there to look at?" "I need a good look" "It was decades ago, who'd remember?" "You need new glasses?" "Thanks." "You're welcome." "Those batons." "Who cares if they're real?" "You're right." "Let the fist decide." "That's more important." "We'll do it the old way." "One on one." "Baby." "No..." "Which way?" "Turn left." "Where are we going?" "I said left." "I turned left." "This is left." "I thought you meant my left." "Your left is the same as my left." "No it's not, look in the rear view mirror." "This is left, this is also left." "Watch out for the dog." "A big dog." "It's not a dog, Boss." "Pig's liver?" "Boss..." "Iron Bodyguard." "Made in Hong Kong." "Obviously, we have the real thing." "Make the announcement." "Suit yourself, the cops are coming." "I proclaim Scissors is the new Don of the Gang." "Let's go." "I want to thank my Mom and Dad for their long time support, my aunt who took me to see "A Better Tomorrow", and Andrew Lau who directed "Young and Dangerous"." "The cops are coming." "Mom." "Wake up, Mom." "What did Rammer give me?" "Have I gone nuts?" "You're fine." "Roast Pork and I planned this." "Let me know if you cop out." "What's this, son?" "This one?" "MSM?" "Remember me, Chicken?" "Is that your chicken?" "Is that your blade?" "You're a good cook, why join the triad?" "For my family." "And you?" "For my Mom." "Someone messed with her?" "Mess my ass." "You asshole." "Watch your mouth." "Not in front of the kids." "This is my family, say hello." "Hello." "This is your position." "Purple is mine." "The taxi is here." "The street above or below?" "Let's go." "Take your time." "Baby." "If you don't want the job, just tell me." "You scared me to death." "I did, but you won't listen." "Keep telling me until I hear you." "Of course you can't hear me." "The drugs screwed up your hearing." "I can hear you now." "Drugs will shrink your kidneys to the size of a ping-pong." "I know." "Affect your sex." "Alright, I'll quit." "Cost you your fortune, break up the family." "alright." "Will you quit?" "I said I would." "Don't be a nag." "Are you serious?" "Yes" "Thank the Lord." "You have converted?" "You should too." "Come to the fellowship with me tomorrow." "What's that?" "A social gathering just like the Gang." "Thank you." "Swallow." "What's your plan?" "A veteran I met in jail told me, a wolf in charge eats meat;" "a dog in charge eats shit." "You want to eat meat or shit?" "I want to be a person." "The day I met you, that's what I had in mind." "Really?" "Cool?" "How did your Mom raise you?" "Police." "Why?" "Triad members are entitled to whoring." "Yan, they arrested you too?" "Sorry, Police." "Men on the left, women on right." "I want your I.D. card, not your business card." "Go easy on him." "He's retarded."