"All right!" "Yes!" "From home to the hospital in under seven minutes!" "We did it!" "Yes, the hard part is truly over." "Well, come on, we're off to a great start, aren't we?" "I knew I'd get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!" " Aw, you made it!" " Hi." "How are you doing?" "How the hell did you beat us here?" "We took a cab." "Did you guys walk?" "No!" "No, we took a cab too, but I, I did test runs!" "Hi." "Hey, you made it!" "Okay, is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?" "!" "Ross, you stay here and talk." "I'm gonna go have a baby." "Okay, okay." "Hi, this is Rachel Green, I'm Ross Geller." "We called from the car." "Right." "We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you." "So just a minute..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "I'm sorry." "Semi-private?" "We, we, we asked for a private room." "Yes, I see that here." "Unfortunately, we can't guarantee a private room and currently they are all unavailable." "Man, if only you had gotten here sooner." "I'm sorry, semi-private rooms are all we have." "Okay, just give us a second." "Ross." "Yeah." "Give her some money." "I really think they're out of rooms." "They're not, Ross, they're just saving them for the important people!" "Okay?" "What, what if I was the president?" "Well then we'd be in a lot of trouble." "You don't know where any countries are." "Okay." "Say, would you, would you mind checking again to see if any private rooms may have opened up?" "This is a hospital." "Okay, you know what," "I have to say that I don't really care for your tone and this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem to" " Whoa." "Whoa." "What?" "Contraction." "Ow, ow, ow, ooh, ooh, ah..." "Would you like to see a semi-private room?" "Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look." "F*R*I*E*N*D*S 823:" "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby" "Text:" "Sanger / Sync:" "Sanger" "Well, you're only two centimetersdilated and we need to get to ten," "It will be a while." "Okay." "I'll be back in an hour to check you again." " Okay." "Thank you." " Thank you." "I guess we have some time to kill." "Yeah." "I guess so." "Check these out." "Uh huh." "Never done this before." "Yeah, well, it looks great." "Thank you very much." "We..." "Hi, I'm Ross." "I'm here to ruin this magical day for you." " Aw, no, no, not at all." " Don't worry about it." "Mark Korger, and this is my wife Julie." " Hi Julie." " Hi." "This is Rachel." " Hi, Rachel." " Hey, how are you?" "Fine." "Is this your first?" "Yeah, it is." "Well, little Jamie here is our third." "So, if you have any questions or if you need anything at all, just holler." "That's so sweet." "Yeah." "Uh, say, I opened this earlier but let me give you some privacy." "Oh, nonsense." "We're all in this together." "We're going to share every moment of this with you." "And I think we're going to have some fun." "Yeah." "Oh, Okay." "I guess." "Hey, smile." "I don't want any " "Thank you." "Oh, Ross." "Here comes another contraction." "Okay, just breathe." "Oh, honey, I think I'm having one too!" "Here we go." "Ugh, three hours and still no baby." "The miracle of birth sure is a snoozefest." "Hey, you want to see something?" "Sure, what?" "This is going to be fun." "Watch me freak out Chandler." "Honey?" "Yeah." "Listen," "I've been doing some thinking." "I don't know weather it's because we're here, or Rachel's giving birth, but um," "I think we should try to have a baby." "Okay." "What was that, now?" "Okay." "I've been thinking about it too and I think we're ready." "Wh-!" "Are you kidding me?" "You think we're ready to have a baby now?" "This is fun." "You're ready to have a baby?" "My boy's all grown up!" "You said you were ready too!" "Yeah, but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!" "Yes, but haven't you wanted a kid like forever?" "Okay." "Just back off, mister." "Because I am ready to have a baby." "I just want Joey to be the father." "What?" "!" "Are you crazy?" "!" "That's it!" "Right there." "That's all I wanted!" "I'm so sorry, the doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam." "That's very, really very, very okay." "Julie's cervix is dilated seven centimeters." "That's about four fingers." "The doctor let me feel it myself." "Have you felt Rachel's cervix, Ross?" "We won't be doing that." "Well, if you like, you can feel Rachel's and then feel mine to compare." "Am I interrupting?" "Yes, thank you." " No..." " Later." "No, you can't leave me alone with these people." "Oh, uh, I'm sorry." "No, no, Ross, Ross..." "My child has no father!" "Hi." "Oh." "I'm so glad you're here, but it's going to be awhile and I wish you called first." "Well, that's all right, I'm coming back later with your father." "Oh, good." "I actually needed to talk to you before the birth." "Okay." "What's up?" "I brought something that I want to give you." "Assuming, of course, that you want it." "Ma, you're asking me to marry you?" "This is your grandmother's engagement ring." "I want you to give it to Rachel." "Mom, no, come on." "Thank you." "Just hear me out." "No, no!" "okay?" "We've been through this." "We're not going to get married just because she's pregnant." "Honestly, Ross, this isn't just some girl that you picked up in the bar and... humped." "A child should have a family." "Ma, you know what?" "I can't deal with this right now." "I'm sorry, you..." "Just think about it." "If you don't, I'll talk more about humping." "Give me that." " Hi!" " Hi, dear." "Thank you so much for coming." "Ross, get in here!" "She came to drag me out of the labor room to ask me why I'm not with Rachel." "Yeah..." "Why aren't you with Rachel?" "Are you kidding?" "Look, we're not going to be together just because we're having a baby, okay?" "But, you know, it just seems that you two should be together." "Okay, stop it." "I can't deal with this right now." "I have to go have a baby." "Right." "And with whom again?" "He's crazy!" "Why doesn't he want to be with Rachel?" "I know!" "Seriously, she's like the perfect woman." "I know she turned me down, but if she hadn't, and she wanted to be with me," "I would take her in my arms and..." "I haven't bummed you guys out like this in awhile, have I?" " Hey." " Hey." "Who's that?" "New people." "What happened to the Disgustingtons?" "They're having their baby." "It's not fair, Ross, I got here first!" "Right after you left, they wheeled her off into delivery." "Oh, but not before she gave me a nice, juicy shot of little Jamie, just crowning away." "Ah, sorry." "So, how are the new people?" "Well, they have some unusual pet names for each other." "Including, uh," "Evil Bitch and, uh," "Sick Bastard." "Oh, gosh, contraction." "Okay, okay." "Breathe." "Are you looking at her?" "No!" "Don't you look at her, you sick bastard!" "Honey, I swear, I wasn't looking at her!" "She's in labor!" "You like that, you sick son of a bitch?" "Uh, I'm just going to..." "See, it's because you were looking, you fat pervert." "No, no, I'm sure no one was looking." "Just want some privacy." "You miss your girlfriend?" "Just ignore them." " Ross." " What?" "He's looking at me." "Hey!" "You want to live to see your baby?" "Don't you talk to my husband like that, you stupid bastard." "Oh, good God!" "If you want a baby so bad, just go steal it!" "What is going on with you?" "Since when are you so crazy about babies?" "I'm not crazy about babies." "I'm crazy about us." "What?" "Oh, we always talked about having babies someday." "I'm not saying it has to be right now, but I'm starting to think that we can handle it." "We're good." "We're really good." "We are pretty good." "But nothing has to happen until you're ready." "Maybe I'm ready now." "I mean, it's a little scary, but maybe it's right." "What?" "!" "It's not right!" "We're not ready to have a kid now!" "What?" "!" "I'm kidding." "This is going to be fun." "So, we're gonna try?" "I mean, we're trying?" "We're trying to get pregnant." "You know what, I'm not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies." "So, when do you want to start trying?" "Hold on a sec." " Period math?" " Yeah." "Well, we could start trying now." "Right here?" "No, not here." "Maybe here." "Wait a minute." "It's perfect." "We got a lot of time to kill and we're in a building that's full of beds!" "Beds so clean!" "Come on, you stupid machine, come on!" "Aw, it ate your money?" "No." "All right, I'll see you downstairs then." "All right." "Hey, I got one, I got one!" " Hi." " Hi." "Oh, uh, up or down?" "Down, please." "I hate to be a ball buster, but can I just do it?" "Could you press up too?" "Sure." "I feel so bad for you, I broke my leg once too." "Really?" "How did yours happen?" "It's a long story." "It's kind of embarrassing." "Let's just say that there was a typographical error on a sex manual." " How about you?" " Car accident." "Uh, let me guess." "Some idiot on a cell phone wasn't paying attention?" "Yeah." "Me." "Oh, hey, that's me." "Hey, uh, I take it you're just visiting someone." "Uh-huh." "Yeah." "Well, if you have some time maybe you might wanna visit someone else..." "Yeah, uh huh." "I would like that!" "I'm in room " "Wait!" "What?" "!" "No!" "Elevator!" "Ele - !" "No!" "Oh, you gotta press the button." "The nurse said they are bringing in another woman." "Uh, is she pregnant yet?" "She doesn't need to be." "She'll still have the baby before I do." "Oh, Ross, another contraction!" "Here, here." "That's it, that's it." "Ooh, that sounded like a bad one." "Yeah, it was." "Mine haven't been so bad." "Ooh, here comes one now!" "Wow, that was a big one." "Excuse me." "Could you help me with something?" "The patient I'm looking for has a broken leg, and he's in a wheelchair, and he's like early to mid thirties, very attractive." "I think I know who you're talking about." "Oh yay!" "Great!" "What room number is he in?" "I'm sorry." "That information is restricted to hospital staff." "Uh, she's with me." "Dr. Drake Remoray." "Dr. Drake who?" "Remoray." "It's Portuguese." "We need that information, I'm a doctor." "A doctor at this hospital?" "Dammit, woman, we're losing precious time!" "Now, do you want this man's blood on your head?" " Hands." " ...hands?" "It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in." "He's a patient of mine." "I've been treating him for years." "He's in room 816." " 816." "Thank you!" " Thank you." "And what is his name?" "I think we found a place." "Okay." "Wait," "Why don't we to set the mood a little?" "Okay." "We'll dim the lights, dim the lights." "Or, turn them out altogether." "No scented candles..." "Okay, here, there we go." "Okay, okay." "Making me sterile, but okay." "That's right." "Oh, wait, do we have a condom?" "...Oh, right." "Yes. 98.6 You're going to be fine." "Oh, this is it." "That's him." "That's him." "Great." "Go get him." "Wait a second." "Or maybe, you could go in first." "He's not really my type." "No, not you, Dr. Drake Remoray." "You could ask him questions and see what he's like." "People tell doctors everything." "You said he was this great guy." "But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, but then they turn out to be biggest jerks!" "You do attract some stinkers." "Dr. Long, I've been at this for seventeen hours." "Three women have come and gone with their babies." "You have gotta give me some good news!" "How many centimeters am I dilated?" "Eight?" "Nine?" "Three." "Just three?" "!" "I'm dilated three!" "We are moving along, just slowly." "Don't worry." "You're doing great." "I'll be back soon." "Thank you." "Hey, you know what," "I'm not waiting." "I'm going to push the baby out." "I'm doing it." "I, I mean, three centimeters, that's gotta be like this." "Actually, it's more like this." "Ugh, stupid metric system." "Oh my." "We're gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room." "Oh for the love of god!" "It's coming, it's coming!" "And here it is!" "Oh come on!" "Hi," "I'm Dr. Drake Remoray and I've a few routine questions I need to ask you." "Really?" "I've been dealing with Dr. Wells." "I know, but I'm a neurologist." "Just to be on the safe side," "Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of your status so he sent me." "Dr. Wells is a woman." "That was a test." "Good response." "All right." "Full name." "Clifford Burnett." "Date of birth?" "November 16, 1968." "Age?" "Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?" "I'm a doctor, Cliff, not a mathematician." "I'm 33." "Okay." "And, uh, are you married?" "No." "Oh, really?" "Thirty-three and single?" "So, would you say you have commitment issues?" "Are all the questions this personal?" "Yes." "Well, uh, if you must know, I'm a widower." "Uh, that's terrible." "I'm really sorry." "Yeah." "Do you sleep with women and never call them again?" " No." " Excellent, excellent." "And, uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff, you know, sexually?" "Uh, no!" "Ooh, wrong answer." "This room's available." "Okay, okay, wait." "You listen to me." "You listen to me." "Since I have been waiting, four women, that's four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies." "I'm next." "It's my turn." "It's only fair!" "And if you bring in one more woman and she has her baby before me," "I'm going to sue you!" "Not this hospital," "I'm going to sue you!" "And my husband, he's a lawyer." "Uh, Rach." "You get back on that case, honey!" "I don't think the next patient is very far along." "Okay, well then bring her in." "Oh...my..." "Gawd!" "I can't believe this!" "And yet somehow it's true." "I mean, this is so great." "We're going to be baby buddies!" "Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears." " Hi, sweetie." " Hi." "Hi, sweetheart." "This is my husband, Sid." "I don't think you've met him." "Ross, Rachel, this is Sid." "I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologist's office" "Thank god for adult acne." "I still can't believe it." "I'm the luckiest guy in the world." "Really?" "What'd he say?" "You know what, you have to speak very loudly when you're talking to Sid because he's almost completely deaf." " Oh, there you go." " Of course he is." "So, congratulations you two." "I didn't even know you got married." " No..." " No, no, we didn't." "What?" "Oh, we're just having this baby together, but" "That's all." "Why?" "!" "Well, uh, uh, we're just not in that place." "But we're very excited about this." "Oh!" "Well, then shut me up." "All right, just tell me how." "Uh oh, I feel another one coming." "Sid, you lucky deaf bastard." "What else, what else?" "Uh, he's 33." "Oh." "A widower." "He seemed like a stand up guy!" "Uh huh." "Oh, and he's not into anything weird, sexually." "Enter Pheebs." "Should we tell Rachel that there's an empty private room right next door to hers?" "We could." "Or we could have sex in it." "Let me think about that... while I remove my pants!" "Okay, mister!" "Fertilize me!" "Does that sound like Janice?" "If it's not, then there's two of them." "And that would mean it's the end of the world." " Hey." " Hey." "I can't believe it's just taking so long." "How are you feeling?" "Oh, not bad." "You know that feeling when you're trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?" "Weirdest thing." "Did I hear " "Mother of God, it's true." "Chandler Bing!" "J-Janice!" "Not just Janice." "Janice in labor." "Contracting and everything." "Oh, this should be easy." "I have a very wide pelvis." "You remember, Chandler." "Janice, I didn't even know you were pregnant." "Who's the unwilling human whose essence you've stolen?" "It's you." "This is yours." "What?" "!" "Aah, look how nervous he gets!" "We haven't slept together in years!" "That's funny." "Does it, does it hurt?" "Does the labor hurt?" "!" "Okay, I've got one for you." "If you had to, which would you rather eat?" "A seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?" "I'd have to say, the talking gorilla." "Because at least I could explain to him that you're making me eat it." "Somebody went to college!" "What is it?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "It's just that my foot itches like crazy." "Oh, I'll get it." "Wow," "I usually get to know a girl better before I let her spoon me." "Relax, it's not like we're forking." "Oh, that's five, Ross, five women have had five babies." "And I have had no babies!" "Why doesn't she want to come out?" "!" "You know what I think it is?" "I think you've made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn't want to leave." "Ooh..." "look at you making a crack for me..." "Oh." "Good." "Twenty-one hours." "You're a hero." "Doctor, you gotta do something!" "You gotta give me drugs!" "Or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out." "Actually," "I think you're ready to go to the delivery room." "What?" "Ten centimeters." "You're about to become a mom." "Oh my god!" "Okay!" "Ha ha ha, beat ya, sucka!" "Is this the same spoon that was in my cast?" "You know what?" "This one is." "Oh my God, that's the doctor that was in my room before!" "Okay." "Mr. Percocept." "I'm telling you, the guy from that show was here, in my room, asking me all these weird questions!" "Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?" "Rachel's having her baby!" "..." "Which is of no interest to me, as a neurologist." "Uh..." "That's him." "You know him?" "Okay." "Okay." "Uh, this, I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you." "If it, if it helps, you came out great." "A lot better than I'm coming off right now." "I don't believe this." "You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?" "Fake?" "Oh, excuse me!" "Hello?" "And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy?" "You're right." "That was wrong." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "It's just that I liked you so much." "Can we just, can we just start over?" "I don't think so." "If I may." "Look, Cliff, you, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you." "Maybe, maybe it'd help if you knew some personal stuff about her." "Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer." "Um, she gave birth to her brother's triplets." "Oh, oh, her, her twin sister used to do porn!" "Uh..." "Joey, we're tying to dial down the crazy." "Um, look, we don't, we don't really know each other, so it'd be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us." "And I don't know about you, but that doesn't happen to me a lot." "It doesn't happen to me either." "Me neither." "Push." "Push." "Push for five more seconds." "Five...four..." "Three, two, one!" "Okay, the next contraction should be in about twenty seconds." "I can't." "I can't push anymore, I can't" "Yeah, you can." "You're doing great." "Oh, I've got twenty more seconds more, yes!" "Oh, here we go." "Okay." "Keep pushing." "Push." "Wait." "I see something." "What?" "You do?" "You do?" "Oh my God." "Don't say oh my God." "Oh my God what?" "!" "What's that?" "It's the baby's buttocks." "She's breech." "Oh my god." "I thought she had two heads." "Is she gonna be okay?" "She's going to be fine." "She's in a more difficult position, so you're going to have to push even harder now." "Come on, go, go!" "Rachel, you're going to have to push even harder, nothing's happening." "I'm sorry, I can't!" "Yes you can." "Hey, hey, come on, you can." "I know you can do this, let's go." "I can't." "Please, will you do it for me?" "No, come on." "Let's go." "One more time." "One final push." "Ready." "One, two, three." "Good." "Keep pushing!" "Are you okay?" "You have no idea how much this hurts." "Keep going!" "Here we go!" "She's upside down, but she's coming, she's coming!" "Oh God!" "Oh my God," "Oh my god, she's here." "Oh, she's... she's perfect." "Oh." "Wow." "Oh." "She's so tiny!" "Where'd she go?" "Where'd she go?" "They're just, they're just wrapping her up." "Okay." "Well, be careful with her, she's really tiny." "Here she is!" "Hey you." "Thanks for coming out of me." "Aw, I know." "Oh, she's looking at me." "Hi!" "I know you." "Do we have a name yet?" "No, not yet." "That's fine." "For now, we'll just call her Baby Girl Green." "Oh no." "Baby Girl Geller-Green." "Hello Baby Girl..." "Can we come in?" "Come on in, yeah." "Oh, there she is!" "She's so beautiful." "Here." "Oh my God." "She's amazing." "I'm so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!" "It's incredible." "I mean, one minute she's inside of you, and then forty-seven hours later, here she is." "She looks so real." "You know what I mean!" "She's this whole tiny little person." "She already has eyelashes and knees and..." " Uh oh." " What?" "Oh no, no." "For a second there I counted six fingers, but one was on the other hand, so we're good." "Oh, my turn." "My turn." "Oh." "You are so cute." "Oh." "I could squeeze your little head!" "I won't." "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "I'm sorry, just can't stop crying." "The doctor said this is all completely normal hormones and plus, you're sleep deprived." "So?" "You guys are all sleep deprived." "I don't see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet." "Oh gosh." "What's the matter now?" "I was re-living it!" "So, do you know what you're going to call her yet?" "Wait a minute." "It's not going to be Baby Girl?" "I thought that was so original!" "Actually, we, we narrowed it down to two names." "Yeah, and you know what, I love them both." "So why don't you just pick one and that'll be it?" "Well, um, okay." "Uh, everyone, this is Isabella." " Aww." " Hi, Isabella!" "What?" "That's not her name!" "I'm sorry, she just doesn't feel like an Isabella." "So I guess Ferdinand is out." "What was the other one, Ross?" "Um, Delilah." "Oh great." "Suddenly she sounds like a Biblical whore." "Uh, so, I guess we're back to Baby Girl." "Yay!" "Well, what are we going to do?" "It's okay, honey, you'll find a name." "Uh, easy for you to say." "You already know what your kids' names are gonna be." "You do?" "Yeah." "I had them picked out since I was fourteen." "Oh no, it's going to be named after some snack or baked good, isn't it?" "Well, tell us, what are they?" "Okay, if it's a boy, then it's Daniel." "If it's a girl?" "I don't want to say." "Oh tell us." "We're not going to want it." "Okay." "It's Emma." "Emma!" "See, I don't want it!" "Take it." "What?" "She's clearly an Emma." "Oh, honey, but you love that name." "Yeah, but I love you more." "Besides, nothing goes with Bing, so I'm screwed." "Oh." "Hi Emma." "Yep, that's you." "P Class=ENCC" "You are a little Emma." "Oh, what's that, honey?" "Oh, you want a little cousin?" "You want a cousin right now?" "That was amazing." "I know." "Phew." "Hey, do you realize that we may have changed our lives forever?" "We well be starting our own family." "Nine months from now, we could be here, having our own baby." "And if now, we got to do it on a bucket." "Hello." "Aaron" "Litman-Garolik would like to say hello to his future bride." "Oh." "Oh!" "He kinda takes your breath away, doesn't he?" "He's a keeper." "How are you feeling?" "Oh, you know, I'm fine." "Can I just say, I really admire what you're doing, just raising her all alone." "Well, I'm not doing it alone." "I have Ross." "Well, sure, now." "But what happens when he meets somebody else and he gets married?" "Well, then, he gets a divorce." "It's Ross." "I'm telling you, Rachel." "Listen to Janice." "They all say they're going to be there." "Until they start their real family." "Uh, uh, that's never going to happen with Ross." "That's what I thought about my first husband, but now I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father, and the twins, and Little Miss New Boobs." "Really?" "I hate to be the one to say it, but honey, you two are on your own." "Well, that's, you know." "We've been alone for the last twenty minutes and we're doing okay." "Besides, maybe we won't be alone because, lately, things have been happening between me and Ross." "And right before I went into labor, we had this kiss." "You know?" "So it might be the beginning of something." "Janice!" "Oh hi." "Who's this little guuuyyy?" "Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law." "No." "No." "I'm going to leave the three of you alone." "Bye, Janice." "Man, did you see the kid on that nose?" "You know what I was thinking about?" "Hmm?" "That kiss before we left the apartment." "That was something, huh?" "Yeah." "It really was." "But we, we gotta be careful." "We, we can't let that happen again." "Right." "I mean, we don't want to go down that road, do we?" "No." "No, of course not." "That's why I brought it up." "They didn't have any sodas?" "Oh my God." "I'm sorry." "I was talking to this nurse." "Completely forgot." "And so it begins." "Is she in there?" "She's putting her down now." "That's her." "Emma." " Oh." " Look at Emma." "I just can't decide who she looks more like." "You or Rachel." "What, are you kidding?" "She's gorgeous." "It's all Rachel." "I'm sorry." "For the last time, why aren't you together, again?" "No, I know, I know, because you're not in that place." "Which would be fine except you totally are." "It's, it's complicated, okay?" "Yeah, that's true." "Yeah." "You love her, you always have, you have a child together." "There's no right answer!" "Look, we've been together." "And then apart." "And then together." "And then apart." "And now, we have a baby." "It's just if we got together again, and it didn't work out..." "I could never do that to Emma." "I mean, she came into this world thinking everything..." "Now me!" "What, do they put something in the water in this place?" "Since Rachel and I, we're doing really well right now, you know?" "I know, I know." "If you tried to make it more, you might wreck it." "Yeah, exactly." "Right." "Or you might get everything you've wanted since you were fifteen." "Hey." "I just saw a woman breastfeeding both of her twins at the same time." "It is like a freak show up here." "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "No, what is it?" "Really, it's nothing." "Rach, come on." "What?" "I've just been thinking about how my baby and I are going to be all alone." "What are you talking about, alone?" "What about Ross?" "Oh please." "He'll be with his real family." "The twins and Little Miss New Boobs." "Okay, how long was I watching that woman?" "I'm just saying that you know someday Ross is going to meet somebody and he's going to have his own life." "Right?" "I guess so." "I just never thought I'd be raising this baby alone." "It's pretty dumb, huh?" "Hey, listen to me." "Listen to me." "you are never ever going to be alone," "Okay?" "I promise" "I won't let that happen." "Joey, sweetie, what would I do without you?" "Here." "You don't have to worry about that, okay?" "Oh, honey, could you grab me my other box of tissues?" " They're right under that chair, under Ross's coat." " Sure." "Oh my God." "Joey?" "Oh my God..." "Okay!"