"Dino, look out, Dino." "Oh, scratch the scoreboard." "It's all tied up." "Bottom of the ninth." "Ready, Bigshot?" "Here's where I strike you out." "Way to go, Freddy boy." "Teach these peewees a lesson." "Hah." "Some lesson." "You clowns can't win to save yourselves." "rubble rule Number 3, kid, it's not how you win or lose it's how cold the shower is after you strike out." "[LAUGHS]" "AII set, WiIma?" "Ready to win this one?" "We've been ready to win one through 99 straight losses." "Come on." "Let's show them who's the better team." "You've already shown them that." "Now show them you can win anyway." "They don't call them the Bad News Brontos for nothing." "Let's put it this way, they have losing down to a science." "[ALL LAUGHING]" "It's no joke, everybody." "If we treat them like losers, they'II continue to lose." "You're right, Edna." "They need encouragement." "Come on, Brontos!" "Let's go!" "DREAMCHIP:" "Yay, Brontos!" "Yay, Freddy!" "Yay, yay, yay!" "Go, Freddy!" "Go!" "Strike them out!" "CROWD:" "Aww...." "A home run." "There goes another game." "ALL:" "Aww...." "That team should be arrested for impersonating a ball club." "Another one down the crevice." "Hate to be an "I told you so," but I told you so." "Maybe they need new equipment." "well, that shows you how much you know about baseball, Edna." "They need a whole new ball club." "Nice going, FIinthead." "You should be in the hall of fame." "For wimps." "Ha-ha-ha." "Even StaIagbite thinks they're the worst." "[CHUCKLES]" "Very funny." "I suppose you meatballs can play better." "You gonna let her call you a meatball, Rock?" "Yeah." "If she'II be my spaghetti." "[LAUGHS]" "Yo, I laugh, everybody laughs." "[ALL LAUGHING]" "The word on the street is that you and me will be sitting next to each other at the sports banquet." "Oh, I'd love to, Rocky but the word on the street is that you're contagious." "Yeah?" "What have I got?" "FREDDY:" "An incurable running mouth." "Nice game, Freddy." "Those little runts were just too strong for us." "We'II get them next time." "It better be before they grow up." "The poor kid." "She's crazy about me." "[CHUCKLES THEN SNORTS]" "Guess that's why she hangs out with Freddy." "His number's up." "We're gonna get them on that ball field and eat them alive." "[GROWLING]" "Here's to the Brontos!" "The best losing team in history." "Thanks for the treat, coach." "It's usually the winners that enjoy the fruits of victory." "Yeah, right." "Losers like us get the pits." "Who do we play next, coach?" "We'II beat them." "Sure." "AII we need is practice, perseverance and a miracle." "Been meaning to tell you, kids, I'II be out of town for next week's game." "Uh" " Way out of town." "Does this mean what I think it means?" "What's he trying to tell us?" "I wish you good luck with your new coach, whoever he may be." "[SOBBING]" "I just can't take it anymore!" "Let's look at it this way, team." "A Pete Roserock he ain't." "But without a coach, we're out of the league." "Mark my words, Brontos without a coach, we won't be allowed to attend the sports banquet." "Oh, no." "Freddy and I were planning to sit together, weren't we?" "Yeah, but only if I get to share your rhino ribs." "Heh-heh-heh." "[HICCUPS]" "Sorry, kids, I forgot." "Never leave food in front of Dino." "But meantime, where do we find a new coach who thrives on disappointment?" "No problem." "We'II ask one of our fathers." "They'II all jump at the chance." "Okay, but which jumper do we start with?" "So you want me to be your coach, huh?" "You know it, Dad." "We think you'd be perfect." "Officer Quartz, this is an honor that only comes once in a lifetime." "Any more than that, and you couldn't stand it." "well, kids, I appreciate the honor, but I'm busy giving out speeding tickets." "Thanks for asking me, Brontos but if you ever need an umpire, don't hesitate to call." "Sorry about that." "FREDDY:" "Not your fault, philo." "But he better not expect us to buy any more tickets to the policeman's ball." "BARNEY:" "We never bought any, anyway." "FREDDY:" "But in case we" " Oh, never mind." "Who's next on the hit list?" "Daddy, please give it a shot." "Our team needs you." "Like I said, WiIma, while your mom's working too I'm too busy with my share of the housekeeping." "[GRUNTS THEN SNEEZES]" "[ALL COUGHING]" "rubble rule Number 12, cleanliness is next to impossible." "Gah." "It's the washing machine." "Excuse me, kids, while I get the laundry." "Poor Daddy." "You put him on the wrong cycle." "If you don't mind my saying, WiIma, it's Daddy that needs the coach." "[CHUCKLES]" "If you're so wise, Freddy, why don't we ask your father to take the job?" "I was saving him for an emergency, that's why." "Take it from me, Brontos, he's the one parent we can count on." "Coach the Brontos?" "well, to be honest with you, Freddy, a guy would have to be...." "BIRD:" "Cuckoo." "ED:" "Uh...." "He said it, I didn't." "Besides, I've seen you play." "We know, Pop, but we're improving every day, right, Barney?" "For sure." "We certainly can't get any worse." "What's the problem here?" "It's your husband, Mom." "He doesn't wanna be our coach." "He's our last hope, Mrs. FIintstone." "We're desperate." "I'II talk to him." "How bad can they be?" "That shows you how much you know about baseball." "Maybe you don't know enough about coaching." "[LAUGHS]" "You just try coaching them." "You'II find out." "If anybody can convince him, it's Mom." "He'II do anything she says." "Good news, team." "You've got yourself a new coach." "told you." "congratulations, Pop." "You won't be sorry." "But you will unless you shape up." "I'm your coach." "You?" "But, Mom!" "That's Coach Mom to you, Freddy." "[LAUGHING]" "AII right, Brontos, it's back to the basics." "We're going to Iearn how to hit, pitch and run." "Who does she think she is, Ramborock?" "I heard that, FIintstone and you'II be the first to try out my new running device." "My pleasure, coach." "How's it work?" "It motivates your speed on the base paths." "Ready?" "Set?" "Go!" "[GROWLING]" "Yeow!" "This must be a Detroitstone tiger." "You're safe." "Fifteen seconds around the bases." "Way to go, Freddy!" "Thanks." "I couldn't have done it without my coach." "What's next, coach?" "Batting practice." "You're our leadoff man, Barney." "Now, move out." "AII right, Barney, remember, just concentrate on meeting the ball." "Okay." "hello, ball." "[THUDDING]" "One thing about the coach, she sure doesn't go by the book." "I hear she's even throwing away her cookbook." "We're going on a special diet." "Coconut milk?" "You're putting me on." "Coach says that we've got to drink three glasses of coconut milk a day if we wanna get into shape." "Yeah, but who wants to be shaped like a coconut?" "Heh-heh-heh." "I heard that, FIintstone." "Just for that, you can do 10 laps around the stalactites." "Ten laps?" "Oh, come on." "Do I have to call the tiger?" "Say, that's a good arm you've got, WiIma." "With all those big games coming up, how would you Iike to be our relief pitcher?" "Gee thanks, coach." "I'II be ready." "With Ace FIintstone on the mound, WiIma, you'II be ready a Iong time." "Like, forever." "Is that so, Ace?" "Yeah, but don't be discouraged, WiIma, you can always pitch coconuts." "You're so right." "On the other hand, WiIma, I think I can get you a tryout." "[CROWD CHEERING]" "You're out!" "[CROWD CHEERING]" "[ALL CHEERING]" "FREDDY:" "Three straight games!" "Wow!" "I tell you, Barney boy, we're on a roll." "Speaking of rolls, this peanut butter and jellyfish is kind of blah." "You seen the hot mustard?" "Hi, Freddy, you big hunk of a winner, you." "See you at the sports banquet, Mr. AthIete-of-the-Year." "[GIGGLES]" "Yabba-dabba-doo." "We're riding high, Barney." "Nothing can stop us Brontos now." "[GROWLING]" "Yow!" "Just what do you think you're doing?" "Shows what you know, Rocky." "That's not his pitching hand." "Yo, who asked you, spitbaII?" "Beat it." "Okay." "rubble rule Number 10 two's company, but three's a punch in the nose." "You guys think you're so hot." "You've been playing pushovers." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "You couldn't beat the Bedrottens if your lives depended on it." "And they do." "I'II bet we could take you guys any old day." "Did you say bet?" "tell you what." "If you Brontos win, we Bedrottens will eat our words." "As well as our gloves." "Ha-ha-ha." "Your gloves?" "Not even Dino would eat those." "But if the Bedrottens win, I get WiIma." "Huh?" "You bow out on the night of the banquet and I get to sit with WiIma." "Is it a bet?" "Give me time to think about it." "I thought about it." "So that's what happened, Barney." "I bet WiIma." "well, Iet's look at the bright side." "Betting WiIma guarantees that you'II be the winning pitcher against the Bedrottens." "How do you figure that?" "Because if WiIma finds out what you did, she'II kill you." "[CHUCKLES]" "[GULPS]" "You sure this dirty scheme will work, Rocky?" "As sure as WiIma's sitting next to me at that sports banquet." "That's how sure." "Let's face it, he's an evil genius." "[LAUGHS THEN SNORTS]" "Uh-uh." "Zip your lip, here comes the chip." "[SQUAWKS]" "Open up!" "Open up!" "Hey, luscious, got a little bet that might interest you." "The name's Cragmire, and I'm not interested." "Oh, it's all right." "I know this gentleman." "Listen up, Chipdip." "You plan on being at that big sports banquet, don't you?" "Of course." "It's the biggest social event since my graduation from playschool." "Yeah, well I'II be sitting there with WiIma if I win the bet I made with Freddy." "You mean he bet WiIma?" "How repulsive!" "My exact words." "But if we should beat the Brontos and I win WiIma guess who Freddy ends up with?" "Me!" "How exciting!" "Now, it's up to us to make sure that Freddy loses." "You know, Dreamchip, for a rich girl you catch on fast." "Your mother the coach is really working our tails off." "It's almost bedtime." "Yeah, but thanks to her, Barney, we'II be ready for that big game tomorrow." "My pitching arm never felt better." "Oh, Freddy, Barney, how's about a lift home?" "You both look dead from exhaustion." "Say the word, Miss Dreamchip, and I'II drive them straight to the cemetery." "AII it takes is a good night's sleep and we'II be ready to clobber those Bedrottens." "Oh, I can hardly wait." "But you don't mind if we make a little stop first." "Right over there, Cragmire." "FREDDY:" "Why are we stopping here?" "BARNEY:" "Yeah, we should be home in bed counting sheep." "Come on, adorable." "Let's test your strength." "Sure glad they passed that new helmet law." "[THUD]" "Thattaboy, Freddy, rest up." "Save yourself for the game." "FREDDY:" "Arm wrestling?" "Now, that's for me." "I know you can do it, Freddy." "Make that gorilla say uncle." "Just for me." "He's all yours, FIab." "Take them away." "With this pitching arm, I'II throw him a real curve." "Yeow!" "About ready to go home, Freddy?" "So there you are." "Freddy, where have you been all night?" "Tomorrow's the big game." "Where's your responsibility to the team?" "You go right to bed, understand?" "Right, Mom, but only if somebody carries me in." "What do you say, ump, are we starting this game or not?" "Let's go, pitcher." "Wake up out there." "[YAWNS]" "What?" "Time for school?" "Come on, FIintstone." "pull yourself together." "Let's beat those Bedrottens." "I still don't understand what happened to Freddy." "He looks like a wreck." "frankly, Betty, he's always looked that way." "[SNORING]" "That's my boy out there." "Wake up, Freddy!" "[YAWNS]" "ball one." "What is this, bowling or baseball?" "[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]" "A home run for Rocky." "Oh, isn't he adorable?" "This is confusing, Miss Dreamchip." "I thought you were friendly with young FIintstone?" "I am." "We'II even be friendlier when he loses and I get to sit next to him at the banquet." "Wake up, FIintstone." "We're already behind four to nothing." "AII I need is a few minutes' sleep." "That's what you've been doing for the whole inning." "What you need is a refresher course." "[SCREAMS]" "Yabba-dabba-doo!" "Strike!" "You're out!" "[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]" "That's my boy, the home run hitter." "Somebody pinch me." "We're ahead." "Hmp." "How can he do that to me?" "Now I won't be able to sit next to him at the dinner." "There are times, Miss Dreamchip, when even I don't understand you." "What do we do, Rocky?" "Them Brontos are tougher than we thought." "If you lose that bet, we could all end up eating our gloves." "AII right." "No more Mr. Nice Guy." "Here's where we stick it to good old FIinthead." "[CHUCKLES]" "Okay, FIabsIab, get ready to bite the dust." "Yeow!" "[CRASHING]" "Nice slide, Freddy." "You ought to try that when you're on base." "Oh, it's all so thrilling!" "Freddy can't possibly stop the Bedrottens now!" "I heard that, Dreamchip, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" "Moi ashamed just because of a little bet?" "What little bet?" "You, WiIma." "Freddy put you up as the prize if the Brontos lose to Rocky." "He did what?" "Two outs and the bases are loaded." "How do you feel, FIintstone?" "Can you go the distance?" "[MOANS THEN YAWNS]" "Who?" "Go the distance?" "I don't think he could make it to the water bucket." "please, coach, put me in to pitch." "For my sake as well as the team's." "I can do it." "AII right, WiIma." "It's all up to you." "Freddy gets the hook." "[CHUCKLES]" "Okay, conference over." "Batter up." "Hey, hey, hey, what do you know?" "We got a foxy new pitcher." "I know all about that bet, Rocky." "Come on, WiIma, make my day." "Then we can have a beautiful banquet together." "[CHUCKLES]" "Strike one!" "Hey, she actually reached the plate." "Beginner's luck." "QUARTZ:" "Strike two!" "Strike three." "You're out!" "They've done it." "They're not losers." "They're winners." "Yay!" "wilma!" "WiIma!" "well, that goes to show you what you know about baseball, Edna." "plenty." "[LAUGHS]" "[ALL CHEERING]" "You struck them out, WiIma!" "Now we can sit together at the sports banquet!" "No way, Freddy." "You've struck out with me." "wilma?" "wilma, I've come to apologize." "Oh, you mean about the bet?" "Of course the bet." "I never should have made it, WiIma." "could you ever forgive me?" "And now it's my honor to present this year's most valuable player award to WiIma SIaghoopIe." "[CROWD CHEERING]" "Thank you, Officer Quartz, but I gladly decline this honor in favor of someone much more deserving." "Someone named FIintstone." "[CROWD CHEERING]" "Our wonderful coach, Edna FIintstone." "[CROWD CHEERING]" "Thank you, WiIma, and all you Brontos for your terrific play." "And that includes you, Freddy FIintstone." "[GIGGLES]" "Thanks again for forgiving me, WiIma." "I'II never make a dumb bet like that again." "Ha-ha-ha." "Neither will they." "Like I said, anyone complains about losing gets a second helping."