"22,00:00:16:13,MOSFILM" "03,00:00:45:16,Art for People!" "04,00:01:06:03,Is he the one who played during recess yesterday?" "21,00:01:10:20,Stand up, defendant." "24,00:01:14:16,Come closer." "12,00:01:24:10,I now give the floor to comrade Bukin, 06,00:01:28:03,a student of the composition department." "13,00:01:33:06,I present two charges against student Ivanov:" "15,00:01:36:24,first, decadence, 12,00:01:40:19,and, second, he is popularizing" "02,00:01:42:19,a monstrous product 02,00:01:46:06,of bourgeois culture," "22,00:01:48:21,namely, jazz." "22,00:01:52:15,Can you say something in your defence?" "09,00:01:56:09,I can." "01,00:02:02:11,Did you know that the social roots of jazz 22,00:02:06:21,go deep into Negro folk songs, the blues?" "05,00:02:09:11,And that the Negroes are the most disinherited 06,00:02:14:11,and oppressed people in the United States?" "20,00:02:17:02,Their music cannot, therefore, be called bourgeois." "09,00:02:20:10,It's progressive and revolutionary!" "23,00:02:23:22,Enough oration!" "Answer the charges." "18,00:02:27:02,You have proletarian roots and have sunk... 10,00:02:31:02,...to being an agent of world imperialism!" "21,00:02:33:05," " Gone too far!" " No!" "23,00:02:40:23,He should be expelled from our music school." "13,00:02:53:10,Instead of expelling Ivanov 07,00:02:56:14,I think we ought to reprimand him" "10,00:03:01:09,and forbid him to play 02,00:03:04:00," "  Jazz!" "  ... jazz!" "21,00:03:08:16,I want to say this:" "09,00:03:16:10,I won't give up jazz!" "06,00:03:47:09,Musicians Wanted for the Republic's First Jazz Band 20,00:03:51:18,WE ARE JAZZMEN" "17,00:03:58:04,Script:" "Alexander Borodinsky Karen Shakhnazarov 18,00:04:02:19,Direction:" "Karen Shakhnazarov 05,00:04:06:18,Camera:" "Vladimir Shevtsik 03,00:04:11:11,Sets:" "Konstantin Forostenko 02,00:04:15:05,Music:" "Anatoly Kroll 15,00:04:18:20,Sound:" "E.Zelentsova 04,00:04:24:04,The Sovremennik Band under the direction of Anatoly Kroll" "16,00:04:45:11,Featuring:" "IgorSklyaras Kostya 18,00:04:48:10,Alexander Pankratov-Chorny as Stepan 09,00:04:53:08,Nikolai Averiushkin as Zhora Pyotr Shcherbakov as Bavurin" "00,00:04:56:01,With:" "Evgeny Evstigneyev 09,00:04:59:08,Leonid Kuravlyov Bronislav Brondukov 24,00:05:04:02,Elena Tsiplakova, Larissa Dolina Yuri Vasilyev" "16,00:05:17:24,Songs: 'Thank You, Music' 'My Old Piano' 07,00:05:20:24,by M.Minkov (music) and D.Ivanov (lyrics)" "16,00:05:25:12,Performed by:" "O.Pirags L.Dolina, I.Sklyar, V.Shevtsik 19,00:05:29:06,Music of the 1920's is used in this film 11,00:05:37:21,Esteemed citizens of Odessa!" "05,00:05:41:14,You'll now see and hear 23,00:05:44:13,the popular stage duet, en route to Monte Carlo," "06,00:05:47:23,Harry Soldy and Billy Moldy!" "07,00:05:51:17,Count Tolstoy once said that man's life 00,00:05:54:24,is a straight railroad line." "06,00:05:58:13,My suitcase stands by the window." "19,00:06:15:00,Well, pick it up, and fast!" "04,00:06:31:05,I won't pick it up!" "17,00:06:50:11,Esteemed citizens of Odessa, we'll be grateful 18,00:06:54:05,for every token of your appreciation!" "13,00:06:57:14,Many thanks!" "10,00:07:04:21,Same to you." "03,00:07:08:03,Play it right or I'll slug you!" "10,00:07:10:11,I'm touched, friends." "16,00:07:13:23,Thank you, madam." "15,00:07:16:23,Stop." "The show's over." "20,00:07:38:08,Is Chamberlain going to attack us?" "12,00:07:41:17," " He won't dare." " But what if he does?" "10,00:07:44:20,Just let him try." "04,00:07:47:24,We'll work him so bad his own mother won't know him." "02,00:07:50:24,There's Katya." "24,00:07:59:08,Why, if it isn't 24,00:08:03:16,Stepan and Zhora!" "19,00:08:07:10,I heard... 21,00:08:11:02,...you both died of typhus." "00,00:08:15:14,We've been out of work for 3 months." "What about you?" "19,00:08:19:18,I'm in the Higiene Choir." "10,00:08:21:16,What kind of outfit is that?" "00,00:08:23:17,It's from education department." "18,00:08:27:22," " How much do they pay?" " Not a kopek." "07,00:08:30:23,But I get free meals plus free soap once a month." "15,00:08:35:04,Could you get Zhora and me into it?" "20,00:08:39:15,No, it's a women's choir." "00,00:08:50:09,Well, I gotta see a man about an engagement." "14,00:08:59:23,Look at the mutt, Stepan." "20,00:09:04:22,Isn't he cute?" "08,00:09:08:16,Poor darling, motherless and fatherless." "02,00:09:12:00,I'd rather look at a 15 kopek coin." "07,00:09:15:12,Let's adopt him." "21,00:09:17:03,What for?" "06,00:09:21:14,When we come home in the evening, all tired out, 22,00:09:24:12,he'll cheer us up." "03,00:09:28:12,Oh, forget it." "17,00:09:33:05,A job's the only thing that can cheer me up." "15,00:09:35:19,Let's go to the employment agency." "14,00:09:43:22,Come here!" "08,00:09:46:24,Look!" "Musicians wanted!" "10,00:09:49:03,Banjo and drums." "21,00:09:53:04,For a jazz band." "What's that?" "11,00:09:55:06,Haven't the faintest." "22,00:10:27:11,Well, that's jazz." "10,00:10:30:10," " Like it?" " Yes, a lot." "09,00:10:33:23," " What about you?" " He likes it too." "03,00:10:39:20,We still need a saxophone, 18,00:10:44:01,but us three can start." "24,00:10:50:02,Did you catch what makes jazz so special?" "24,00:10:55:03," " Of course." " The syncopation." "20,00:10:57:20,Yes, the syncopation." "09,00:11:00:17,Remember the instrument that sounds like this?" "14,00:11:08:07,Think it was a trumpet?" "13,00:11:14:22,Well, it was a trumpet, but with a mute." "23,00:11:20:15,We're in great luck, friends." "02,00:11:23:11,We'll be the first jazz band in the republic." "20,00:11:26:20,We'll see no end of success!" "00,00:11:31:19,We'll play in the best halls in the country." "21,00:11:44:11,We've settled everything." "We rehearse tomorrow morning, 19,00:11:47:18,and in the evening we play." "14,00:11:57:10,He's a crackpot." "18,00:12:00:15," " You think so?" " You saw that, didn't you?" "10,00:12:05:00," " What do we do?" " Forget the whole thing." "06,00:12:10:10," " But we might become famous." " Never." "21,00:12:15:05,But suppose we do?" "01,00:14:12:09,Get off the stage!" "02,00:14:15:23,Scram!" "23,00:14:20:10,Cheaters!" "05,00:14:25:02,Kick 'em out!" "21,00:14:33:18,Call that music?" "16,00:14:46:21,We never should have hooked up with you!" "09,00:14:49:10,We had our own program." "03,00:14:53:12,We weren't stars, but we made a living." "02,00:14:56:04,But now you're obsessed with fame, eh." "13,00:14:59:17,Did you think we'd become stars overnight?" "23,00:15:06:10,Nothing new ever wins recognition at first." "08,00:15:11:05,We went in too much for sound effects." "18,00:15:15:19,We haven't learned to play well yet." "06,00:15:19:03,We've still got a lot of hard work ahead of us." "12,00:15:21:20,We've wasted enough time." "11,00:15:27:14,Let's rehearse." "20,00:15:36:20,You an idiot, or what?" "15,00:15:40:05,To hell with your jazz and your rehearsals!" "21,00:15:42:12,Snap out of it!" "01,00:15:47:02,Let's go." "14,00:15:55:05,Wait!" "What about our band?" "09,00:15:58:07,You can take your band and... 20,00:16:03:09,I'll knock you silly!" "00,00:16:10:05," "  Greetings, boys." "  Well, what is it?" "00,00:16:16:07,I've been wanting to meet you a long time." "21,00:16:19:00,Could you play for us 16,00:16:22:12,at a party tomorrow evening?" "06,00:16:26:10,I know just how you feel." "00,00:16:29:14," " Will 600 rubles be enough?" " How much did you say?" "23,00:16:31:09,600 rubles." "18,00:16:39:11,Here's an advance." "09,00:16:47:08,Tomorrow evenings at 7." "The Paradise Restaurant." "20,00:18:29:11,Let the boys take a breather." "20,00:18:32:21,You didn't think anybody wanted jazz." "04,00:18:35:14,What intelligent audience, right, Stepan?" "24,00:18:40:05,I always said jazz has a big future." "11,00:18:48:00,Our next number is dedicated to the hero of the day." "17,00:18:52:08,Papa invites you to join him at his table." "02,00:20:02:12,Friends, 12,00:20:06:16,I want to thank all of you" "09,00:20:10:02,for the surprise you arranged on my birthday 10,00:20:14:05,by inviting these fine young men here." "04,00:20:21:05,As you know, I have few weaknesses." "11,00:20:25:18,Jazz is one of them." "I love jazz." "24,00:20:30:02,I first began to appreciate jazz in Chicago in 1908 10,00:20:33:22,when I heard Mitchell." "00,00:20:39:17,How he played!" "He held the audience spellbound." "20,00:20:43:24,They forget everything else in the world." "09,00:20:47:23,That was ideal for my work." "06,00:20:55:19,I wish the Soviet pioneers of jazz every success 18,00:21:00:14,because their success is our success." "17,00:21:10:00,Any more birthdays coming up?" "19,00:21:12:01,We could play more." "22,00:21:19:01,Papa is the only one of us who's crazy about jazz." "10,00:21:20:19,None of the boys care for it." "01,00:21:23:04,Ever hear Sam Wooding?" "06,00:21:26:13,Sam holds a special place in my heart." "21,00:21:30:08," " What about Scott Joplin?" " Scott is vulgar." "17,00:21:35:06,Very few well to do people used to go to hear him." "13,00:21:37:10,Scott Joplin is my ideal." "07,00:21:41:03,Especially this number." "01,00:22:00:16,Know this one?" "08,00:22:10:09,Of course. 'Alexander's Ragtime Band'." "01,00:22:22:11,Friends and associates, 22,00:22:25:16,we have gathered here today" "05,00:22:32:03,for the golden anniversary of Papa's working career." "02,00:22:37:09,I have the honour to convey heartiest greetings to Papa 18,00:22:40:20,from the staff of the Taganrog branch" "14,00:22:47:13,and to present him with this small token of our affection." "24,00:22:56:11,Is that your idea of a joke?" "15,00:22:59:09,How'd I know it was for Papa?" "23,00:23:05:05,You jerk!" "06,00:23:09:06,What'd you call me?" "03,00:23:23:16,Pile in, boys!" "16,00:23:48:08,I like Duke Ellington best of all." "06,00:23:55:09,Time to pack it up, Papa." "21,00:24:01:06,It's my bedtime, 03,00:24:07:03,but you youngsters can stay on." "12,00:24:09:23,Enjoy yourselves while you're young." "14,00:24:26:18,Nobody move!" "08,00:24:38:05,579... 19,00:24:40:23,It's all in small bills!" "11,00:24:55:15,Don't worry, Kostya." "They'll let us out soon." "04,00:24:59:00,What a disgrace!" "We played for a gang of crooks." "05,00:25:04:06,I say we ought to give this money to the government." "05,00:25:10:15,What for?" "17,00:25:13:21,It's stolen money." "02,00:25:21:07,I have a better idea." "01,00:25:25:23,Let's just keep it." "Who's in favor?" "18,00:25:33:02,Two against one." "24,00:25:37:00,I'll turn in my share." "00,00:25:53:15," " Where am I?" " In Monte Carlo." "02,00:26:05:17," " No, where am I?" " In jail." "17,00:26:09:20,I can see that." "22,00:26:16:07," " But what city am I in?" " Yesterday it was Odessa." "24,00:26:23:24,Wise guys, huh?" "15,00:26:27:16,You crooks?" "16,00:26:32:04," " We're musicians." " Yeah, sure." "20,00:26:34:13,Who the hell are you?" "15,00:26:41:24,A musician." "A real one." "14,00:26:45:19,When you were still knee high to a grasshopper 01,00:26:49:07,I was playing in a regimental brass band." "18,00:26:52:21,I was the first saxophone." "01,00:26:57:11,You're a saxophone player?" "15,00:27:02:20,Friends, this is a big day for us." "07,00:27:06:04,Today our jazz band is born." "11,00:27:10:12,Now that this fine musician, Ivan Bavurin, has joined us, 01,00:27:15:21,we're a real jazz group." "07,00:27:21:04,Boundless horizons open up before us." "01,00:27:25:09,Now we can tackle complicated jazz pieces 18,00:27:29:02,and play in the best places." "02,00:27:32:19,Farewell, farewell, Odessa, mother mine, 01,00:27:35:17,A place I'll love for ever more!" "24,00:27:38:12,I'll not forget the Black Sea's rising waves, 07,00:27:41:20,I'll not forget them striking at your shore." "04,00:27:44:13,You hummed with life, Odessa, mother mine;" "22,00:27:47:16,My youth passed here, but now it's gone." "03,00:27:51:03,Farewell, farewell, Odessa, mother mine, 12,00:27:53:19,Please give your blessing to your grateful son." "15,00:30:02:01,Entrance hall, bathroom, 24,00:30:06:17,lounge, two bedrooms" "11,00:30:10:03,and a balcony." "15,00:30:20:22,Not bad." "05,00:30:22:20,Not bad at all." "20,00:30:28:05,When we were in Tsarskoye Selo... 16,00:30:30:15,Oh, shut up!" "13,00:30:35:15,Where's the best place in town for music?" "02,00:30:41:11,We're a jazz band and we'll be playing here in Moscow." "17,00:30:46:02,The Hermitage Garden is the best place for that." "03,00:33:12:08,We won't make it in Moscow." "14,00:33:14:20,Coming here... 11,00:33:18:18,...was a mistake." "02,00:33:22:19,Did you see his drums?" "13,00:33:27:22," " Did you hear them play?" "1 didn't like it." "23,00:33:33:02,When we played, the Tsar himself used to... 09,00:33:35:11,Shut up - you and your Tsar!" "01,00:33:40:00,What do they make?" "25 a man?" "01,00:33:43:00,More like 100." "20,00:33:46:16,Even the Gypsies don't make that much." "10,00:33:49:13,All you talk about is money." "When we develop 20,00:33:53:13,our own style we'll each be getting 200." "07,00:33:57:11,The main thing is to work out our own style." "10,00:34:03:18,Rehearsal at 10 a. m. tomorrow." "02,00:34:07:19," " Why not 9?" " Good." "Make it 9." "23,00:34:42:02," " What's the matter?" " That was a bad start." "09,00:34:46:22,The way to start, eh." "02,00:34:51:05,The opening bars greet our audience." "07,00:34:55:05,The people out there are old friends of ours." "23,00:34:58:03,When you meet a friend 03,00:35:01:04,you don't yell at him." "04,00:35:04:16,Or did you think the louder the better?" "24,00:35:08:08,A band shouldn't puff like a steam engine." "04,00:35:14:03,The drummer played the first five bars very well, 12,00:35:16:22,but after that he was lousy." "06,00:35:20:10,The best band is a quiet band." "13,00:35:25:21,Now the saxophone." "05,00:35:32:04,When you take a solo 11,00:35:35:17,you got to improvise," "02,00:35:38:13,but you keep to the score." "23,00:35:40:10,I play exactly by music." "19,00:35:43:05,Follow orders or I'll fire you, 18,00:35:47:05,you bourgeois lackey!" "15,00:35:48:23," " What?" " Nothing." "08,00:35:52:18,Watch your language before I make you feel sorry." "05,00:35:56:23,When the Tsar gave up the throne 07,00:36:00:13,I was the first to play the 'Marseillaise'." "12,00:36:03:01,Stop it!" "13,00:36:05:11,Let's rehearse." "09,00:36:11:01,Jacobin!" "01,00:36:14:13,From this mark, okay?" "06,00:36:17:05,Ready!" "13,00:36:39:14,Don't follow the score." "Improvise." "23,00:36:42:00," " That's what I'm doing." " You play by music." "09,00:36:46:03,Through improvisation you express your inner self." "14,00:36:50:15,Your inner self!" "06,00:36:55:16,Why didn't you say so, instead of shouting?" "07,00:36:57:16,Once more." "11,00:37:16:18,Well?" "00,00:37:20:02," " Listen, you aristocrat!" " Sit down, Stepan." "14,00:37:29:18,Now listen, Ivan." "13,00:37:43:04,Listen." "24,00:37:52:07,There's the saxophone." "19,00:37:55:18,Hear that?" "15,00:37:59:19,That's a real solo." "09,00:38:04:00,See the point?" "24,00:38:08:04,You dumbbell!" "04,00:38:11:12,That's enough for today." "03,00:38:27:08,What do they want, Zhora?" "21,00:38:32:17,Are you really so dumb or are you pretending?" "17,00:38:43:10,O Lord!" "22,00:38:52:00,Improvisation, pah!" "13,00:38:56:10,Whoever thought up improvisation?" "01,00:39:01:23,The Germans, probably." "They invent things, 06,00:39:05:15,and we Russians pay for it." "23,00:39:11:16,Well, I'll express my inner self." "02,00:39:23:17," " We ought to kick Ivan out." " Where'11 we find a sax man?" "24,00:39:27:01,I'd never treat him with kid gloves like you do." "16,00:39:29:20,I'd teach him quick how to express himself." "05,00:39:33:00,Why do you yell at him?" "10,00:39:36:01,You don't know this sort." "Got to treat 'em rough." "09,00:39:38:10," " Gimme a match. -1 don't smoke." "16,00:39:50:21,Your daily allowance, Zhora." "22,00:40:13:13,Next." "Your name?" "22,00:40:15:17,Okay, go ahead." "09,00:40:22:23,Ivan Bavurin. 73 kopeks." "11,00:40:25:24,But that's a ruble short." "09,00:40:28:16,What about the ruble?" "14,00:40:33:02,You were fined 1 ruble for not doing your job properly." "22,00:40:37:00,We'll keep on fining you." "10,00:40:40:00,This is robbery." "I'll complain." "17,00:40:43:22,Go right ahead." "11,00:40:50:04,You can take us to court if you want to." "24,00:40:53:24,You'll turn me into a beggar." "17,00:40:58:24,It's sinful." "04,00:41:02:21,That's what we need." "15,00:41:05:17,Just look at this!" "20,00:41:17:13,'A prize bull was brought to the agricultural fair... ' 00,00:41:19:16,No, the item below." "00,00:41:25:16,'The popular Cuban singer Clementina Fernandez 23,00:41:30:09,'is now in Leningrad." "08,00:41:34:20,'She will arrive in Moscow tomorrow. ' 05,00:41:37:06," " Got it?" " No, I don't." "13,00:41:39:11,Clementina Fernandez!" "22,00:41:43:15,One of the world's most famous jazz singers." "02,00:41:47:07,If we could only get her to sing with us!" "05,00:41:49:24,We'll outstrip all of them." "19,00:42:17:19,Take this 14,00:42:22:17,and buy fruit and champagne." "05,00:42:25:02,The top's too tight." "05,00:42:28:06,It'll do." "00,00:42:30:19,What will do?" "13,00:42:33:13,Don't lean against anything." "11,00:42:36:24,We got to return these outfits at six o'clock." "23,00:42:40:21," " What about me?" " Take a day off." "01,00:42:43:19,I see: we share the work but not the fun." "22,00:42:47:04,Here's a ruble 08,00:42:51:00,for beer." "12,00:42:58:21,Hurry up, Kostya, 10,00:43:03:20,we still have to go for the interpreter." "05,00:43:06:21," " An interpreter?" "What for?" " You gonna translate?" "05,00:43:09:08,-1 can handle it." " You know languages?" "17,00:43:11:14,Didn't I live at court for 10 years?" "17,00:43:16:16,Let's hear you say something." "01,00:43:25:10," " What does that mean?" " Would you like a cup of tea, miss?" "18,00:43:29:18,I'm ready." "Let's go." "00,00:44:52:13,There she is!" "02,00:45:02:15,Welcome to our capital." "09,00:45:07:18,He's Kostya, he's Stepan, 23,00:45:11:04,and I'm Ivan Bavurin." "15,00:45:23:21," " Some pivo, as we call it?" " Pivo?" "What's that?" "08,00:45:27:11,Well, it's - you know." "14,00:45:35:09," " Good!" " It's sure is." "23,00:45:39:05,Waiting is dull." "Bring us some snacks, Stepan." "02,00:45:45:21," " One more?" " No, that's enough." "24,00:45:50:04," " But we will, won't we?" " Absolutely." "04,00:45:56:21,Grand Duke Konstantin once sent 09,00:46:02:13,4 magnums of champagne to us in the barracks." "12,00:46:07:07,Here's to you." "16,00:46:15:21,There was another funny story... 24,00:46:22:24,Come on!" "16,00:46:27:06," " I've had enough." " It's your duty." "05,00:46:41:15," " Let's get down to the contract." " Too early." "09,00:46:44:09,No, too early." "05,00:46:48:01,Get some more champagne, Zhora." "15,00:46:50:17," " How many?" " Get three bottles." "00,00:46:52:15,For us not to go away for more." "20,00:46:58:09,No, better make it five." "14,00:48:21:14,There he is!" "08,00:48:24:21,We searched for you all night." "15,00:48:29:18," " Where were you?" " Here, sleeping." "08,00:48:33:20,I told you so, but you said, 'No, he went to the Gypsies'." "00,00:48:37:02,Join us." "05,00:48:47:11,Have some tea." "23,00:48:52:08,Is everything OK?" "17,00:48:55:21,Somebody stole my last ten ruble bill." "04,00:48:58:04,The Gypsies, probably." "01,00:49:02:22,Where'd they come from?" "11,00:49:05:21," " You called them." "I?" "05,00:49:09:05,When the Gypsies started singing you shouted." "14,00:49:41:24,Did Clementina sign the contract?" "16,00:49:45:19,But you said we didn't need her." "22,00:49:51:13,When the Gypsies started singing you shouted." "21,00:49:54:15,'What voices!" "Just what we need!" "' 15,00:49:57:04,-1 said that?" " You did." "05,00:50:00:06,My god!" "What've I done!" "24,00:50:11:08,We must find Clementina at once, 16,00:50:14:14,straighten things out and sign contract with her." "18,00:50:18:12," " But where'll we find her?" "1 don't know." "24,00:54:09:04,Today is the 14th, gentlemen." "23,00:54:12:03,Your hotel bill is due." "22,00:54:52:09,Today's my birthday." "20,00:54:56:07," " How old are you?" "52." "22,00:54:59:14," " You don't say!" " Cross my heart." "04,00:55:03:00,I was born in the reign of Alexander 2, 07,00:55:08:01,13 years after the abolition of serfdom." "00,00:55:10:21,You look great." "03,00:55:12:21,Maybe, 16,00:55:16:08,but my back aches." "14,00:55:22:03,Happy birthday!" "13,00:55:24:21,May you be healthy, happy and famous!" "12,00:55:26:20,It's for you." "22,00:55:31:09," " What's this?" " A birthday present." "20,00:55:35:19,With best wishes." "01,00:55:56:07,It's nearly full." "05,00:56:07:10,To keep your head warm." "06,00:56:16:15,Nobody ever gave me any birthday presents before." "00,00:57:15:09,The Jury" "19,00:58:45:09," " Is he a real Negro?" "Yes." "18,00:59:00:13,The purpose of this audition 07,00:59:04:22,is to select a band to play in the City Garden." "19,00:59:07:02,Any opinions?" "09,00:59:09:23,I want to ask them a question." "06,00:59:13:16,What is the date of the Spartacus uprising?" "15,00:59:17:04,The uprising of slaves under 12,00:59:20:23,the leadership of Spartacus took place in 73 B.C." "08,00:59:25:22,I think they're suitable." "07,00:59:29:18,What does our jazz expert say?" "17,00:59:32:13,Where'd you get that tune?" "02,00:59:34:20,Kostya wrote it." "16,00:59:41:23,You're probably the leader of this group, aren't you?" "17,00:59:44:08,Yes." "17,00:59:49:21,Your newspaper denounces jazz all the time." "08,00:59:55:21,We jazzmen don't like that." "11,00:59:58:21,But now I think 03,01:00:01:18,we ought to be grateful to you." "01,01:00:05:01,This jazz craze is becoming an epidemic." "08,01:00:08:05,Everybody under the sun is starting a jazz band." "21,01:00:13:16,Midgets, housewives, Gypsies -they all have jazz bands." "00,01:00:15:22,They're all clowns!" "00,01:00:19:17,If this landslide isn't stopped, 02,01:00:22:23,it will bury real jazz." "24,01:00:27:19,What were you doing before you took up jazz?" "10,01:00:31:09,I was a student in a music school." "02,01:00:36:02,My advice is for you to go back to that school." "14,01:00:39:20,You might turn into a competent pianist someday." "13,01:00:43:07,You weren't meant for jazz." "04,01:00:47:11,It isn't something just anybody can go in for." "11,01:00:51:19,That's clear." "Who's next?" "02,01:00:59:07,No use standing here." "We got to do something." "07,01:01:05:21,What do we do now?" "12,01:01:23:21,What's wrong?" "03,01:01:25:18,Don't take it to heart." "04,01:01:30:00,Forget it." "08,01:01:34:00,Relax - we'll show him!" "08,01:01:37:00,Let's have some tea and buns." "09,01:01:40:14,Life is too short to get upset about everything 21,01:01:43:08,that happens to you." "21,01:02:04:21,Just imagine!" "07,01:02:06:16,What?" "22,01:02:10:01,An anarchist threw a bomb at the Governor of Pskov." "02,01:02:14:06," " What're you raving about?" " It's in the newspaper." "00,01:02:24:02,But this paper's from 1904." "11,01:02:26:09,Where'd you dig it up?" "12,01:02:29:07,Breakfast is ready." "21,01:02:35:07,Come and have breakfast, Kostya." "08,01:02:39:06," " I'm not hungry." " Have some hot potatoes." "02,01:02:49:16,He's taking it hard." "24,01:02:52:10," " We got to do something." " For example?" "24,01:02:54:15,I don't know." "12,01:03:00:04,If somebody told him he was the king of jazz... 18,01:03:03:00," "  I'll tell him." "  Oh, shut up!" "14,01:03:09:00,Think you're Chamberlain?" "Telling everybody to shut up!" "11,01:03:12:22,If an authority on jazz told him that... 06,01:03:14:14,Where can we find one?" "02,01:03:20:00,Remember that Leningrad man, he told us about 24,01:03:23:10,who's the biggest expert on jazz?" "12,01:03:25:20,I don't remember." "03,01:03:28:06,A captain in the Navy." "06,01:03:31:24,Yes, and his name was connected somehow with meat." "10,01:03:34:16," " Lambkin?" " No." "21,01:03:37:08," " Porkov?" " No." "21,01:03:40:07," " Venisonov?" " No." "23,01:03:47:02,It was Salamisky!" "15,01:03:51:21,That's right!" "If Salamisky told Kostya that he... 04,01:03:54:19,But how can we get him here?" "09,01:04:00:10,Let's think it over." "01,01:04:12:11,At last." "18,01:04:15:19," " What about a uniform?" " He'll get one." "01,01:04:18:02," " How much does he want?" " Three rubles." "10,01:04:19:21,He looks like a rogue." "01,01:04:21:18,A decent chap." "15,01:04:31:00,A sea wolf!" "18,01:04:42:03," " Don't forget to limp." " As a war veteran." "19,01:04:47:05,We'll go ahead, and you'll stay here in the woods." "23,01:04:49:07,Later I'll call you." "03,01:04:56:04,You come up and say: 'I'm Captain Salamisky." "12,01:05:00:09,I've come here all the way from Leningrad to hear you'." "20,01:05:02:04,I see." "17,01:05:07:10,Then we play and when I give you a wink you say:" "17,01:05:09:22,'That was wonderful!" "You're the King of jazz!" "06,01:05:12:16,You'll be a great success!" "' 17,01:05:17:12,Then I look at my watch and I say: 'It's 5.20' 05,01:05:22:06,You say: 'I'll miss my boat!" "' and rush away." "13,01:05:25:01,And that's the last we ever want to see of you." "08,01:05:27:18,In that case it'll have be 5 rubles." "05,01:05:30:13," " But we agreed on 3. -5." "22,01:05:34:00," " That's all we got." " We'll give you them tomorrow." "08,01:05:36:24," " Then I'll come tomorrow." " Wait." "02,01:05:39:21,Take some clothing instead." "21,01:05:45:20,I'm a captain, not a junk dealer." "I'll take it in gold." "06,01:05:48:10,But we haven't any." "16,01:05:52:11,What about fatso's gold tooth?" "07,01:05:54:20,You, rogue!" "11,01:06:08:19,How can you do this to me?" "00,01:06:13:20,Gimme the light." "22,01:06:23:16,We came across a type in the woods just now, 14,01:06:27:05,he would be hanging on us" "11,01:06:30:17,saying he's dying to hear our band play." "24,01:06:35:00,I told we'd quit but he kept insisting." "09,01:06:36:20,Who is he?" "23,01:06:40:14,A man from Leningrad." "04,01:06:43:14,I think you know him." "His name's Salamisky." "09,01:06:46:19,Salamisky?" "18,01:06:52:08,Remember, you said he was the biggest jazz expert." "17,01:06:54:09,A captain in the Navy." "17,01:06:57:13," "  Salaminov?" "  Yes, that's it." "23,01:07:02:08," " Where is he?" " Somewhere nearby." "00,01:07:05:00,Should I call him?" "17,01:07:13:00,Come here, Captain." "10,01:07:35:11,Meet Kostya Ivanov, the leader of our band." "02,01:07:44:18,Eh." "05,01:07:47:13,What, 'eh'?" "01,01:07:52:14,Captain Salaminov, from Leningrad." "21,01:07:55:00,He's dying to hear our band." "10,01:08:05:05,You're dying to hear us, aren't you?" "00,01:08:12:09,Say something, you dope!" "13,01:08:15:05,You're the dope!" "09,01:08:20:10,'King of Jazz!" "Wonderful!" "' Cheap con men!" "19,01:08:22:03,Cuts no ice with me." "06,01:08:26:23,Stop!" "16,01:08:29:19," " Stop!" " My gold tooth!" "08,01:09:35:15,ASSOCIATION OF PROLETARIAN MUSICIANS 13,01:09:40:21,I'm so glad you came." "17,01:09:48:05,Say, that's jazz!" "01,01:09:53:21,Remember this one?" "08,01:09:57:09,Of course. 'Rio Ruta'." "20,01:10:01:22,I'm crazy about jazz." "15,01:10:04:20,My wife left me on account of it." "13,01:10:08:20,We've written an article 14,01:10:12:05,against the Serapion Brothers." "12,01:10:15:16,That can wait." "These boys are a jazz band." "14,01:10:18:08,Wonderful!" "00,01:10:23:13," " Where're you playing?" " Nowhere, at present." "23,01:10:26:15,Give them quarters 00,01:10:31:06,in the dormitory for proletarian musicians" "10,01:10:35:20,and issue them meal tickets." "03,01:10:38:02,Jazz is music for the rich." "14,01:10:40:16," " Hear that?" " What does he know!" "15,01:10:50:20,Living quarters and free meal tickets." "12,01:10:54:17,You'll play in the Transport Workers' Club." "18,01:10:57:19,That's a big assignment." "23,01:11:01:21,There're no debates here about jazz." "15,01:11:06:04,Many fail to see its revolutionary message." "23,01:11:11:04,So be sure to play well." "13,01:11:17:06,Think we'll be all right?" "10,01:11:23:06,Remember, I'm nearly 30, but what am I?" "12,01:11:31:03,You're a fine jazz musician." "09,01:11:34:22,You mean it?" "19,01:11:39:07,Absolutely." "11,01:11:42:22,And Ivan's a top-class saxophone player." "05,01:11:45:04,Zhora's an ace drummer." "14,01:11:49:12,There aren't many like you in the world." "08,01:11:54:08,Of course!" "I'm a first class saxophone player." "04,01:11:57:00,I'm super, you know." "14,01:12:01:22," " What about me?" " You're great!" "So is Zhora." "05,01:12:05:08,And Kostya's one of the best in the world." "16,01:12:07:02,Listen, guys." "16,01:12:09:11,We're a real jazz band." "03,01:13:32:00,Stepan!" "Zhora!" "Is that you?" "20,01:13:37:17,Who's that lovely lady?" "03,01:13:40:15," " Don't you recognize me?" " Katya?" "13,01:13:48:24,Hi." "11,01:13:53:00,You look like a million!" "12,01:13:55:00,I can't complain." "01,01:13:58:16,Married a rich man, or what?" "03,01:14:02:18,They're all at my feet." "19,01:14:06:23,I'm a star now." "Isabelle Fox!" "06,01:14:12:08,All that I ever dreamed of 21,01:14:16:23,Happened to lucky me." "12,01:14:23:08,Hear how my heart is beating 19,01:14:29:15,In time with this melody!" "16,01:14:35:09,Life brings me joys far sweeter 11,01:14:40:23,Than the most sweet of dreams." "14,01:14:47:01,Hear how my heart is beating?" "07,01:14:52:17,I'm in love, it seems." "08,01:14:57:13,Thank you, music, thank you;" "19,01:15:04:11,You're full of tenderness and strength." "24,01:15:08:15,Thank you for this bright moment 11,01:15:12:05,When a whole new world opened up to me " "12,01:15:17:17,Your world, o music!" "12,01:15:35:08,I'm enchanted by your singing!" "00,01:15:42:20,Let's celebrate the occasion with champagne!" "04,01:15:44:15,Nice idea." "18,01:15:49:11,Champagne." "08,01:15:53:24,How are you getting along?" "12,01:15:58:09," " We're doing fine." " Still doing those jingles?" "20,01:16:03:16,We play jazz nowadays." "16,01:16:06:21,You play jazz?" "10,01:16:11:10," " What's so funny?" " You play jazz?" "08,01:16:18:00," "  Stepan's a band leader?" "  No, Kostya's the leader." "18,01:16:22:22,Your Kostya is a demonic character." "10,01:16:24:16,Really?" "08,01:16:31:05," " A strong, silent man." " What do you mean silent?" "17,01:16:34:23,Fallen in love with me?" "24,01:16:38:10,Nothing of the kind." "15,01:16:42:16,I like you." "06,01:16:45:16,Why don't you invite me to dance with you?" "03,01:16:59:18,My old piano is in a fright, 01,01:17:03:09,It can't get the blues quite right;" "14,01:17:06:09,These new melodies are okay, 10,01:17:09:22,but it'd rather play Bach all day." "13,01:17:13:08,Believe me, 06,01:17:17:09,old piano mine, This's no time to whine!" "23,01:17:22:12,New rhythms have long replaced the old, 21,01:17:26:17,Don't let them leave you cold." "12,01:17:29:24,It's hard to get used to jazz, 07,01:17:32:12,I know, but don't feel low." "07,01:17:36:15,I'm sorry for you, 01,01:17:40:16,old piano mine, but you mustn't whine!" "14,01:17:46:14,When my hands touch your ancient keys, 16,01:17:52:09,From every heart sorrow flees." "04,01:17:57:24,My old, tired piano shares 18,01:18:03:04,Both my happiness and my cares." "20,01:19:06:14," " Are you really a jazz band?" " Yeah." "05,01:19:09:12,You don't look it." "20,01:19:12:04,People'll laugh when you start to play." "15,01:19:15:00," " But why?" " It beats me." "16,01:19:18:02,Stepan, Zhora, and that fatso - 11,01:19:20:05,call that a jazz band?" "12,01:19:22:11,That fatso is a great saxophone player." "10,01:19:27:00,A jazz band!" "18,01:19:31:24,Yep." "07,01:19:34:07,We'll work out a real jazz program." "17,01:19:37:01,Not with them you won't." "20,01:19:39:01,But why?" "22,01:19:43:12,You need better musicians for that." "07,01:19:48:03,But I tell you they're fine musicians." "14,01:19:52:19,Let's begin together." "20,01:19:59:08,I'll be the singer, and I'll find the musicians." "08,01:20:06:11," " But we four began together." " So what?" "09,01:20:09:11,Everybody began one way or another." "19,01:20:16:21,I'll stay with them." "19,01:20:22:14,Too bad!" "13,01:20:25:22,Well, I'll be going." "18,01:20:30:03,So long." "10,01:20:35:17,OUR FIRST CONCERT OF PROLETARIAN JAZZ 23,01:20:46:06,'Captain Salaminov, Baltic Fleet, Leningrad." "03,01:20:52:00,'We invite you to Moscow on November 18 13,01:20:55:16,'to hear our jazz band'." "15,01:21:01:05,We need a good meal before this evening's show." "20,01:21:03:15,Come and hear us tonight." "07,01:21:15:00,Where's the food?" "12,01:21:18:10,The Secretariat of the Union of Proletarian Musicians 18,01:21:21:18,gave orders not to feed jazz band because you're" "02,01:21:25:03,- agents of bourgeois culture." " What did you say?" "19,01:21:28:09," " Agents?" "Who, us?" " Yes, you!" "17,01:21:31:00,There!" "10,01:21:33:00,Don't you read the papers?" "18,01:21:39:00,'To nip this beerhall fad in the bud, 05,01:21:41:21,'to continue along the road" "03,01:21:44:22,of revolutionary quests, 01,01:21:49:23,'we shout loud and clear: 'Down with jazz bands!" "' 09,01:21:52:02,Now vacate this table." "05,01:21:56:11,Hello, boys." "11,01:22:00:18,As you see, things took an unfortunate turn." "04,01:22:04:05,What does a newspaper article matter, after all?" "21,01:22:07:10,They went too far, so what?" "05,01:22:11:16,It'll all straighten out." "Jazz will come into it's own." "15,01:22:13:23,No doubt about it." "04,01:23:36:05,Well, let's be going." "15,01:24:14:10,Excuse me." "Am I late?" "07,01:24:18:07,My name's Salaminov." "12,01:24:22:12,Are you the ones who invited me to a concert?"