"My taste?" "I like them with moustaches, obviously" "I like his moustache rubbing against me..." "It's a little prickly and a little ticklish" "The thrill of it!" "It's like entering a mysterious jungle" "Oh, my god!" "What do you know?" "You haven't tried it" "Anyway, it's all over now." "Finito" "Eight long years but in the end they don't come to a thing" "To people like us eight years is a real achievement" "I reallywant to be with him forever and ever" "What can I do?" "What can I say?" "Sing!" "It's almost time!" "Come out!" "My name is Law Kar-sing and I'm 46 years old" "People call me Law Kar-ying the comedian" "This is my big day I'm getting married with Chuen" "Chuen, as in the actor Bean Stalk Chuen not the actress Wang Ming-quan" "But like Wang Ming-quan, she's a woman" "Whereas I am a gay man" "A gay man getting married is like a Buddhist monk combing his hair" "They are equally ridiculous" "Come to think of it Fate must be playing a joke on me... to bring me into this world as a gay man" "This is me in Form 2" "I'm ratherthin" "During that year, there's nothing I look more forward to than Saturday afternoons" "Because we had swimming classes every Saturday afternoon" "Why?" "Don't tell me you don't get it" "You must think I am shameless" "I agree." "I consider myself despicable" "But what can I do?" "I just can't help it" "You little punk!" "How dare you?" "That was myfirst time and what a disaster" "That boywas two forms above me" "He not only punched me... but also bad-mouthed me in school" "He said I was a 'pervert'" "Do not take that word slightly" "Back then the word 'gay' was not in circulation" "People call you a pervert and you are damned... for all eternity and beyond" "Maybe it's conditional reflex" "I fell seriously ill soon afterward" "And forthree whole months" "I flunked my exam and had to go to another school" "Which actually did me a lot of good that I could bury my 'criminal past'... and open a new page in my life" "No one knew my secret" "I also made up my mind that from then on..." "I would close myself up" "Age was never a problem forus" "I've been absolutely clear about that from day one" "I always like older men" "People of my own age are too much like mirrors;," "And I'm not into taking care of kids" "Our biggest difference is our attitude towards 'gay'" "For me, I just don't see there's any problem" "Some people like women and some people like men" "Like some people like golf and some like hockey" "They're all normal" "It's just that the distribution is somewhat uneven" "So everytime people ask me I tell them frankly" "Not him." "He's exactlythe opposite" "We call people who don't dare let others knowthey're our comrades..." "'Closet gays'" "Like I tell other people..." "He's much more than a closet" "He's an old camphorwood chest..." "An antique, a museum piece" "Mustachio, listen to this" "There's a 'Mirror Mirror on the Wall' method that's well worth a try" "You look at the mirror and gently speak to yourself 'l am gay'... for20 times a day" "Are you nuts?" "What's wrong?" "That's what the book says!" "No wonderyou're afraid other people will find out you can't face it yourself" "What madness is this anyway?" "Let me help you!" "Say it Look at the mirror and say... 'l am gay'..." "Both of us are gay!" "Are you not gay?" "You don't want me to beat you up" "Look who's talking I should be beating you up!" "Are you not gay?" "Say it!" "Now say it!" "Stay awayfrom mytoothbrush" "Are you not gay?" "I really don't think not coming out is hypocritical" "I ratherthinkwithout hypocrisy... the world would have long gone to the dogs" "I'm not saying truth is bad" "But sometimes too much truth can be harmful" "That's why hypocrisy appropriately dispensed, is a virtue" "How do you do, Mrs. Siu?" "My name's Law" "You can be very frank with me" "All our conversations are confidential" "You can tape them if you want... and take the tape home with you afterwards" "No, that won't be necessary" "Well, what can I do foryou?" "I don't know why... but I'm just not interested in it" "It's like..." "I neverfeel anything" "Everytime my husband... gets on top of me..." "I just want him to finish as quickly as possible" "So I can go to sleep" "I thinkyou may have a psychological block somewhere" "My suggestion is to consult a doctor" "But what if I run into one of those lusty doctors?" "They are everywhere." "I saw it on TV" "That's exaggerating" "Maybe you and your husband can use some arousal before intercourse" "Get him to buy some porno tapes" "Make it fun" "I don't know where to buy them" "You can subscribe to Cable TV" "I heard they're giving away 3-D glasses so you can see more clearly" "What're you staring at?" "I do everything with my eyes open" "What're you getting at?" "Miss, shall I shampoo your hair?" "Ok" "I'm leaving!" "Bad taste!" "Miss!" "Miss..." "What is it?" "Bad taste" "What's going on?" "I didn't do anything She just couldn't take it" "Get backto work, sis" "Okay, sis" "Sorryto keep you waiting" "That's okay." "I have plenty of time" "Plenty of time?" "A big-shot record company executive like you?" "You don't work fortime you make time work foryou" "What?" "Are you dating anyone this weekend?" "The question should be;." "is anyone dating ME?" "I never date anyone" "Can I date you?" "We'll see" "I have two Aaron Kwok concert tickets" "I don't like Aaron Kwok" "He's such a snow-white!" "I'd much prefer Burt Reynolds" "At least he has hair" "Sonny, Angela's done" "Okay" "Excuse me" "Be quick, okay?" "You should be working What're you doing reading?" "What is it?" "Did you find an apartment yet?" "No!" "He gave us such short notice" "I don't knowwhat we're going to do" "Let me ask if there's anything in my building, how's that?" "Now get back to work" "Thankyou" "Stop fooling around" "How's everything?" "Let me look" "How's it?" "Can it be shorter?" "You're beautiful." "No need to cut" "No cutting This is just the right length for a show" "You'll kill them all Really?" "Do you do out-calls?" "Sure." "Why not?" "As long as there's moneyto be made" "I give you a discount" "Mustachio and I opened this salon" "You're right." "They are my comrades" "I didn't plan it this way in the beginning" "But you know, slowly but surely birds of a feather..." "Do the clients know?" "Old clients come looking forus" "Those who couldn't stand us never came back afterthe first visit" "Thankyou..." "Welcom" "Thankyou Thankyou" "Sing" "How're you?" "No.10 Aunt" "Sing" "Aki, this is Mr. Law, my nephew" "You're too young to be his aunt!" "Me big family" "My grandpa many manywives" "I get it" "Thankyou" "Is he new?" "Pickings are lean these days I install a Japanese here... to make the establishment look more authentic" "What do you want to eat?" "Where's Julie?" "The weather changed and her asthma's come back" "So?" "If there're no problems I'll start looking for a shop" "You just said the pickings are lean" "And what about colon bacillus?" "Aren't you scared?" "I still have to run this business one way or another" "I have it all worked out Julie stays here" "Orwe hire another person to help her" "I take care of the new shop" "Give me some more time" "Do you have to get permission from your Sonny?" "He has his own business and I have mine Why should I ask him?" "Okay." "Let's drop it" "Thankyou" "Has Sam called you lately?" "Yes, a few days ago." "Why?" "I think he's graduating in a fewweeks' time, right?" "I guess so" "He didn't invite you?" "Isn't there a rule somewhere saying parents are supposed to attend graduation?" "Let me ask him" "It's a big day." "No reason why parents shouldn't show up." "Right?" "There's still time He'll askyou any day now" "It's pops" "Pops" "You're back." "Good." "Help me set the table" "What's going on?" "Go wash yourface first" "Hello" "Chuen!" "When did you come back?" "Chuen came to visit us straight from the airport" "Where can I go?" "I have no one in Hong Kong now" "What nonsense are you talking about!" "You guys eat first." "I'll get the dishes" "Why didn't you tell me?" "I could have met you at the airport" "How long are you staying?" "I don't know." "Anywhere from 2 to 3 weeks to 2 to 3 months" "Have you eaten?" "I asked Uncle Tin not to page you" "It's okay." "I was at No.10 Aunt's shop" "How long has Uncle Tin quitted the stage?" "When did you go to Canada?" "Last October" "He retired two months afteryou left" "It's becoming too much for him One time he almost fainted on stage" "He just told me someone wanted him to do a show over Chinese Newyear" "I'm glad you're back Help me talk him out of it" "It's terribly hard to give up what you like, you know?" "I mean his acting" "How's your mother?" "She's fine." "She settles in right away" "She's just worried about the two apartments in Hong Kong" "That's why I'm here To take care of that business" "That's good A clean break, get it overwith" "Yes, a clean break" "I mean yourtwo apartments" "I know" "Sonny once said, behind every gay man... there's a woman waiting for him" "Chuen is mywoman" "She's from the next village We practically grew up together" "Chuen never said she liked me" "But everybody in the village knows she likes me" "Several times I wanted to tell her..." "In the beginning I never dreamed he doesn't like women" "On the contrary, I thought..." "I was the one and onlywoman in his life" "He's always so shy and doesn't talk much" "That time..." "Come to think of it... we only had that one time" "And I think I tookthe initiative more than he did" "And because of that one time it never occurs to me he likes men" "Pops will be back soon" "Liar" "Uncle Tin has a show." "He'll be home late" "Did you ever make love to Bean Stalk Chuen?" "Who?" "That little Chuen of yours" "What's wrong with you?" "What kind of question is that?" "What?" "Is there something that we can't talk about?" "Did you or did you not?" "No?" "I don't believe you!" "Then what about otherwomen?" "No" "I did" "With whom?" "My neighbour's daughter Chastity" "Chastity?" "Don't let her name fool you" "In flesh and blood she's hotterthan all those sex bombs" "Pretty?" "Not too bad" "I was in Form 4" "One day I went to her home to help her study" "Some help I gave her!" "She almost took my cherry" "What do you mean?" "She wanted to mount me!" "She was wild!" "Pawing me all over..." "She even took my hand..." "to touch herthing!" "And then?" "I would rather die!" "Oh, howterribly disgusting!" "I only kneaded hertits That's as far as I would go" "Theywere big!" "But I didn't feel anything" "Well, did you... effe her?" "I couldn't even get it up" "I closed my eyes to not look at her but nothing doing" "Then my mom called me from next door and saved me" "Bull!" "So you never did it" "What do you mean?" "Awoman touched me!" "You're so silly" "So tell me did you do it with Bean Stalk Chuen?" "You're a foolish piggy" "I'm a foolish piggy." "What are you?" "You're an old pig?" "Are you not?" "You, you are a sow!" "So I'm a sow Then you must be the husband" "Are you Mrs. or Mr. Pig?" "No." "You're Mrs. Pig I want to be Mr. Pig" "You... you're a pig with a moustache" "Mrs. Chu, please slow down" "What was your husband doing in Shenzhen?" "He has a concubine!" "But she's a man!" "I don't knowwhen he became gay" "How did you find out?" "I had a private eye follow him I even got pictures" "Look" "These photographs don't mean anything" "Arms around the shoulder All men do this" "Besides, the pictures are fuzzy" "But he admits it!" "I confront him and he admits it!" "He said all these years with me he was cheating himself" "What about me?" "Wasn't he cheating me?" "How's he going to account forthat?" "How long have you been married?" "15 years" "He really loves me" "He gave me a carfor my birthday" "But he gave that faggot... a flat for his birthday!" "Mrs. Chu, please calm down." "Please" "If you don't mind..." "Is there ever a problem in your sex life?" "No" "He's different from othermen though" "He doesn't like women with big endowments" "I already don't have much but they still turn him off" "Now I know" "He likes men!" "Have you seen that man?" "No, That's what made me so mad" "I asked him if that faggot was really handsome" "He said no, and kept saying he had nothing to do with it" "Mr. Law, you tell me" "Whywould a man for no good reason become a faggot?" "Now I'm worried he'll get aids" "Mrs. Chu, aids does not only affect homosexuals" "In fact, figures from many countries show that... there are more heterosexuals who have aids than homosexuals" "Mr. Law, why you seem very knowledgeable about aids?" "Hello" "Hello, did you just wake up?" "Am I very ugly?" "You must not tell anyone how I tookwithout make-up" "Do I look like that kind of people?" "I know my professional ethics" "So, how do you want it?" "You're bad I haven't even cleaned my eyes... and you already wanted me to work" "You don't care about me at all!" "I'm a professional" "Okay." "Let's see how professional you are" "Alright!" "What're you doing?" "I think this is a mistake" "What is it?" "I ask you to come here... because I want you give me a trim down there" "I'm doing swimming suits fortonight's show" "But down there..." "I can't." "That part of female anatomy gives me the creeps" "You're such an asshole!" "I'm gay, don't you know?" "I thought you knew!" "Let's make another appointment" "Shit!" "Why're you back so early?" "That bitch!" "She did it again!" "What is it this time?" "I went to her place to do her hair" "The bitch wanted me to mow her lawn" "What?" "She has a big lawn?" "She meant hertinyteeny lawn!" "Blocknead!" "Oh, really?" "Did you do it?" "Of course not." "If I screwed up I'll have 3 years of bad luck" "What do you think about mywatch?" "It looks expensive" "Do you think I paid for it myself?" "It's a gift from an admirer" "He also took me to a candle light dinner What do you think of that?" "Homosexual?" "What is it?" "One of my clients said her husband's keeping a male lover in Shenzhen" "Then it's real" "What's real?" "That's why all those sisters went to the mainland everyweek" "To pick up men!" "Shall I unleash you and let you go playwith them?" "Let me bookyou a seat." "What do you say?" "I'm not going" "Pretend cool" "Kar-sing?" "How's everything?" "Kim" "Kim, how're you?" "It's been a long time" "Hi, KK, How're you?" "How're you doing?" "Are you with Sonny?" "No, I'm having dinnerwith my cousin" "What's up?" "Where did you go to take photographs?" "I just got back from Khatmandu" "Khatmandu?" "You're really something!" "Isn't he?" "Flying here, there, everywhere always on the move" "Why don't you go with him?" "Not me." "I hate flying" "I'm not flying any more" "Let me make a phone call." "I'll be back" "Okay See you" "Sam, why is your cousin so much olderthan you?" "It's very complex" "Listen good My mom is my cousin's No.10 aunt" "Which means she's the No.10 daughter of my paternal grandfather's 4th wife" "Which makes my cousin's father my mother's elder brother." "Get it?" "That's enough" "Visa to China?" "What's going on?" "To raid their love nest?" "Mrs. Chu, I don't know how" "At least let me find out if myvisa has expired" "Excuse me" "Isn't that KK Kong, the travel writer?" "So the scandal sheets are not lying after all" "What?" "See those two guys overthere?" "What?" "One of them is KK Kong, the traveller" "The other guy is Professor Kim Wing-lit from the otheruniversity" "Do you knowthem?" "I like KK Kong's essays and photographs a lot" "You like his work?" "He's a fag" "What a thing to say!" "Everyone in my class knows he's gay" "Are gay people not human?" "Sure." "They're scum" "Sam, I think you're going too far" "Are you saying it's good and all right to be gay?" "Look at my mom" "She abandoned me because of that woman" "It's not that simple between your mom and Julie" "Anyway... she wanted me to ask you... if it's alright for her to come to your graduation" "Out of the question!" "Sam!" "You can think what you like about she and Julie" "But you can't denythat she's yourmother" "You'd better straighten it out" "Please invite her" "Okay?" "This isn't self-promotion The truth is everyone loves a prettyface" "I'm not sure if I qualified as one" "I only know I love being admired and I'm a sap for adoration" "One thing though I never lied to Moustachio" "I tell him everything..." "Whom I went out with, what we did..." "Of course he gets upset" "But I knowwhat I'm doing and I know no matterwhat..." "I'll always go backto him" "Because he's always the most important person in my life" "I promised him I'd never leave him" "And I'm going to keep my promise" "I'm keeping my promise" "Here, soothe yourthroat" "You're making a mess" "What do you think?" "Am I good singer?" "You're a pro" "Come to my companywhen you have time" "I'll set up an audition with our ace producer" "Don't sweet-talk me" "I'm dead serious" "You won't get me" "Come" "You're not getting me" "Wait..." "Thanks, Mr. Law Is that a snack?" "Yes, for mytwo emperors-husband and son" "I heard Mr. and Mrs. Chiu in Block B are finally getting a divorce" "I mean, they quarrel all the time Of course they're getting a divorce" "I also heard they're moving out" "Mr. Sung always works late, doesn't he?" "Yes, that's right" "Where's your girlfriend?" "How come I never saw your girlfriend?" "Go back to sleep" "What time is it?" "Four" "Where did you go?" "To a karaoke bar" "Carl said he's going to make me a pop star" "Carl?" "The record company big shot He's madly in love with me" "The guywho gave you the watch?" "Naturally" "You're such a suckerfor sweet-talk" "Sure." "I'm a suckerfor sweet-talk" "Do you expect me to enjoy your doldrums?" "Do you know your own age?" "A pop star!" "What does it matter?" "Of course it matters All the pop stars today are teenagers" "There're pop stars with solid skills Haven't you heard?" "SHENZHEN" "Comrade, please take us to Yee King Gardens" "Miss, we don't call each othercomrades' any more" "I guess it's been ages since you visited ourfatherland" "Mrs. Chu, these days gay people call each othercomrades'" "How disgusting!" "My suggestion is still to give Mr. Chu some more time" "Raiding his apartment only makes things difficult for everyone" "I just have to take a good look at that damned faggot" "I want to see for myself what power he has to turn my husband into a pervert" "Mrs. Chu, homosexuality is not perverse" "I don't care I won't rest until I see him" "You'll just turn him against you more" "Why do I get the feeling that you're always defending my husband?" "Are you also a comrade, Mr. Law?" "Just forget it." "I never said anything" "Whom are you looking for?" "Is it Mr. Chu?" "Who are you?" "What're you doing here?" "Calm down, Mrs. Chu." "Please calm down" "Who're you?" "I'm Law Kar-sing, I'm a counselor" "You don't have any business here" "Where's that faggot?" "Where is he hiding?" "What're you talking about?" "What do you want anyway?" "Hey, faggot!" "Come out!" "Mrs. Chu, please we're all grown-ups here..." "Grown-ups?" "How do I know... that queer he's hiding isn't under age?" "You shut up!" "Faggot, damned faggot!" "I'm not putting up with this any more" "I'm going to do something ifyou go on like this" "I won't shut up" "Faggot, you come out and showyourface!" "You goddamn faggot!" "Piss off!" "No!" "Piss off!" "Ifyou have any balls you come out and see me, faggot!" "Get lost!" "Mrs. Chu?" "Are you looking for me?" "Xiao Lei, don't mind her." "She's mad" "I'm your husband's faggot" "Mr. Law, can I askyou a question?" "What question?" "Do you share Mrs. Chu's opinion... and find it queerthat Mr. Chu should fall in love with a man like me?" "No" "It doesn't matter what you think about me" "Anyway, you Hong Kong people... always look down on us mainlanders" "What about Mr. Chu?" "Didn't he say he loves you?" "Sure." "But he's just buying my love" "This..." "And this and the apartment that I live in..." "They're all his gifts" "Why is he attracted byyou?" "Maybe I make him feel comfortable" "Don't mistake me" "All I'm saying is;. he finds it easy to be himself staying with me" "There're a lot of people like us here" "This is the place in Shenzhen" "This is the place" "Do you understand?" "Are you from Hong Kong?" "For pleasure?" "No..." "I mean yes" "Are you with anyone?" "See you in an hour." "I'll be waiting" "'Shenzhen Bay Hotel'" "Really?" "He really said I could go to his graduation?" "On one condition though..." "What?" "He wanted you to go alone" "He's such a silly boy He doesn't think I knowthe limits?" "I have to get my hair done tomorrow" "I don't want to show up like some mad women" "Calm down." "It's two weeks away" "You don't know anything Two weeks will pass by just like arrow" "Yes, Twenty years passes by just like that" "Miss, check please" "Yes!" "You're back" "Are you still moving?" "Yeah." "It'll still be quite a while" "Let me introduce you..." "Come" "What's up?" "Don't be shy" "Hey guys, I've talked about him to you so manytimes..." "This is my man..." "Myvery macho flat mate Ah Law" "Fai, Cindy, Edmond, and this is Billy" "You can call him Moustachio" "We live next door" "Ifyou need anything,just come over" "Thankyou." "Sonny alreadytold us" "Stop this nonsense" "Are you in a hurry?" "No" "Let's take a walk" "Let me put in my briefcase" "Have you booked your return flight?" "This time I'm not coming back" "Do you knowwhat I am saying?" "Yes, I do" "I'm under a lot of pressure, you know?" "You're under a lot of pressure Well, what about me?" "I'm also under a lot of pressure" "I've bee under a lot of pressure since 23" "My parents, my brother and sister-in-law Uncle Tin... the whole village, the neighbors everybody thinks we're a couple" "Sometimes I thinkwe are sometimes I'm not so sure" "I think..." "I don't know ifwe are orwe aren't" "Last year, I decided to stop waiting" "So I went to Canada with my parents" "But there's something inside me that won't settle" "I waited forten long years and I gave up without even getting a simple answer Why?" "I thought I was really stupid" "But I think I'm a biggerfool coming back" "Sorry" "Don't tell me you're sorry" "Chuen, there're certain things..." "I mean, all these years... does it ever occurto you that I'm strange?" "You're always strange" "I think..." "Stop, goddamn fag!" "You even tried molesting a child" "Stop, faggot, stop!" "You're a beast!" "Stop?" "Child molester!" "Are you okay?" "I'm fine" "What were you saying?" "I was saying..." "I need more time" "That day I was expecting him to tell me" "But he just couldn't" "He's such a fool" "The first time I suspected that he might not like women... was a fewyears back I ran into his Sonny" "You know, women have a strong radar for certain things" "I'm going overthere" "Moustachio" "Oh, fancy seeing you here" "Yes, fancy seeing you here" "This is Chuen." "We grew up together" "This is Sonny, my flat mate" "Hello Hello" "He always talks about you" "Really?" "Really." "Are you not working tonight?" "When're you coming back?" "I've made soup" "There's soup for me" "This is the Leslie Cheung's CD you want I've found it" "Thankyou" "I work in a salon Did Moustachio tell you?" "Please visit me I give you a 20% discount" "Salon de Compaffero?" "How cute" "Moustachio's idea" "Isn't it brilliant?" "He's such a joker, isn't he?" "Come, have some pear" "I'm not eating." "Let me finish this" "Let me help you" "Don't!" "It's so disgusting!" "What disgusting?" "It's really comfy Let me help you." "Come on" "It feels so good" "Didn't I tell you?" "I don't think it's a good idea to have Cindy and Fai living next door" "There may be problems, you know" "What problems?" "You're nuts We're sisters, really!" "Let me answerthe door" "Must be those two twits What're they up to this time?" "Hello" "Hello" "Is Kar-sing here?" "It's foryou, Law Kar-sing" "Hello." "Thanks for dropping by" "I forgot the deed to apartments from this afternoon" "Oh yeah." "I forgot too" "It's okay" "I'll pick it up anothertime" "I'm sorry" "Have some pear" "They're getting dry" "Come, be good" "I've lost all my appetite" "When did that woman come back?" "It's more than a week now" "Why didn't you tell me?" "She just came back to sell her apartments" "When the market is depressed?" "She's been trying to sell them for a long time" "Who's helping her sell them?" "You?" "What're you talking about?" "There's nothing going on between us" "I'm sure there isn't." "Dare you?" "So you see" "Then why didn't you tell me?" "What're you afraid of?" "I just don't want any trouble" "Trouble?" "Am I a lot of trouble?" "Did I ever pesteryou?" "Did I ever give you trouble?" "It's just a figure of speech" "Sorry!" "You're sorry." "Big deal?" "She's going away after she sells her property" "I just don't believe she comes back just to sell her property" "Is there anything about a woman's mind that I don't know?" "Now be good" "You're more woman than any otherwomen" "You're not a woman, you're a bitch!" "Alright." "Now eat" "Did I say I forgive you?" "You have no shame" "Hold it What else are you hiding from me?" "Nothing!" "You try lying to me again..." "What about you?" "What about me?" "Are you hiding anything from me?" "Why should I?" "I'm not afraid of you or anything" "What about that stupid Carl who wants to make you a pop star?" "It's over" "He dumped you afterthe audition?" "Don't be stupid." "I dumped him" "Him?" "Do you think I'm cheap or something?" "You not cheap?" "A shoddywatch is all it takes" "Oh, bugger off!" "He doesn't have a moustache In fact he's hairless like a dead chicken" "Whywould I botherwith him?" "They're veryjuicy" "You want a banana?" "A banana?" "Don't even think about it" "Good morning, Mr. Law." "Going to work?" "Good morning" "I say, do you and Mr. Sung use the same facial cream?" "Let's exchange experience" "These days men also use facial cream don't they?" "Depends on who they are" "I don't think there's a remedy for people too old and all wrinkled up" "What on earth is going on?" "Let me hearyour explanation" "You, a senior counselor... went with a client to raid her husband's love nest?" "Don't you knowyour professional ethics?" "The worst part is it isn't an ordinary extra-marital affair... but some homosexual nonsense" "Now the client files a complaint and says you're gay What a mess!" "Mrs. Chu was very emotional" "I was afraid something might happen if I didn't go with her" "This may ruin our reputation!" "Did you everthink about that?" "What am I going to do if Mrs. Chu turned this letter... overto those scandal sheets?" "How am I going to answerthe question... 'ls a gay man qualified to be a marriage counselor?" "'" "Don't misunderstand me I'm a liberal person" "I have nothing against homosexuality You can do whateveryou want" "Just don't bring it into the office" "This is a welfare organization and image is very important" "Look at me" "I'll give you a report" "N o matterwhat, I am backing you up" "But seriously don't bring it into the office" "Thankyou, Stephen" "Bythe way" "Are you really gay?" "Naturally I'm not telling my boss" "Among myfriends the only one who knows... is Kim" "How long has it been?" "The blood test confirmed that I've been hiv positive for 3 or 4 years" "KK's had a blood test too." "He's okay" "It's all my own fault" "Let's not dwell on the past" "Did you tell your family?" "I already told them" "But I'm not so sure about the university" "That's why I asked you to come" "He wanted to make a promotional film like JJ" "A promotional film?" "I've been thinking about it" "I want to do something for society" "I don't want to go inside the coffin wearing a mask" "But aren't you afraid?" "What else is there to be afraid of?" "I am an academician" "The most important thing about academic work is the pursuit of truth" "If I can't even tell people with the kind of people I am... that'd mean all my life's work also not worth theirtrust" "But I still have reservations" "I am concerned that making a promotional film at this time may give people the false impression that only people like us get aids" "That makes me uneasy, too" "Kar-sing, what do you think?" "I should be the last person on earth to give him advice on this matter" "Kim's such an idealist" "He hasn't thought about what impact his decision'll have on people around him" "I'm afraid his last wish may not be realized" "Then his brothers wanted to talk to me" "Our biggest concern is the press You never knowwhat they may do" "That can harm ourfamily and the university" "I thought you've known it for some time now" "Knowing it is one thing handling it is another" "We've spoken with the hospital authorities" "At present they can still put a lid on it" "Mr. Law, we want to askyou for a favor" "What is it?" "There're things that we think friends can handle betterthan family" "We are concerned about KK" "He's... how should I put it?" "He's sentimental, and emotional" "If Kim did pass away... we'd rather him not attend the funeral" "The press will surely be there" "There's already a bit of coverage on the two of them earlier on" "We don't want to see Kim's reputation... totally ruined by this business" "I wish you could speak to KK make him understand" "I'm back" "'Rememberme?" "Xiao Lin from Shenzhen'" "'Want to meet again?" "Call 28968111, Room 206'" "You didn't go out?" "I picked up your suits they are in the wardrobe" "What to eat out?" "Sure." "What time is it?" "Go get changed." "I'll wait foryou" "Okay" "Where's the men's room please?" "Upstairs" "I'm taking a leak" "Hi, how do you do?" "What're you doing here?" "To see you." "We have an appointment" "No we don't" "No... please leave" "Why?" "Are you not buying me dinner?" "Bitch!" "How dare you touch my man?" "Sonny Who're you?" "You sit down!" "What're you doing?" "When did you go to Shenzhen?" "Hands off!" "I'll take care of you later on!" "Sonny" "Sonny..." "Stop!" "Stop!" "What's your name?" "Don't beat me." "Lin Qiang People call me Xiao Lin" "How did you meet Mustachio?" "Who is he to you?" "He's my client." "We met in Shenzhen" "Sonny, please stop!" "You staythere!" "What client?" "Speak!" "You knowwho I am?" "I don't know" "Did you see the 'Young and Dangerous' movie series?" "That's me, young and dangerous!" "I'm sorry." "I really don't know the relationship between the two of you" "Sonny, have you gone mad?" "Shut up!" "What are you looking at?" "Never sawtwo queers fighting over a boy?" "No." "It should be two queers fighting over a man" "What's so funny?" "You're funny." "You're like a mad woman" "Don't you think Sam is dashing?" "Tall, thick brows..." "Can use a nose job though But that's so much like his dead father" "Let's take some photographs" "Thankyou Sam" "Cousin Sing..." "Mom" "Look at you." "You're all sweaty" "Foryou Thanks, mom" "Let me get you a drink No, don't" "Kar-sing said you have a little friend" "She's overthere" "That one with long hair delicate looking?" "What's her name?" "Gigi" "No. 10 Aunt." "I have some urgent businesses." "I must leave" "What is it?" "Cousin Sing" "There isn't an exit up there" "I have something that I don't understand Can you explain it to me?" "Some things cannot be explained" "Why did you lie to me?" "I didn't tell you." "I did not lie to you" "You know how much I hate this" "Why?" "Why're you all like this?" "Sam!" "You stop this nonsense" "Why?" "Did I say something wrong?" "You knowwhat he did out on the street?" "What did he do out on the street?" "Have sex?" "Two persons quarrelling over someone they both like" "What's the big deal?" "Who hasn't done it?" "You tell me" "No. 10 Aunt, please stop" "No, you shut up!" "Homosexuality, against robbery murder and arson... which is wrong?" "You and your chick..." "that's called love, and bloody romantic" "Cousin Kar-sing has a boyfriend and they're faggots scum of the earth" "What nonsense is this?" "No. 10 Aunt, you're something" "But even if she changes Sam's attitude towards me" "She can't change society's prejudice against us" "The following events are testimony" "When did it happen?" "Are you okay?" "Call me if you need anything" "Bye" "What is it?" "Remember Kim?" "What happened?" "He just died" "Was that KK on the phone?" "I didn't think it'd happen so soon" "Guests arriving!" "Please stay First bow, second bow, third bow" "The deceased's family returns the courtesy" "Please sign your name" "Please take a seat" "Is that KK out there?" "Excuse me I want to buy the wreath overthere" "Name?" "Mine?" "No, the deceased's" "Kim" "Signed:" "A good friend." "Please" "How about 'A Sage Has Passed Away'?" "'You Are Always In My Heart'" "'Your Spirit Liveth On'" "Done!" "KK Sonny" "Kar-sing told me everything Let me go inside with you" "Please stay" "First bow, second bow, third bow" "The deceased's family returns the courtesy" "Let's sit overthere Let's sit" "No photos, please" "Will you stop it?" "Damn you to hell!" "Let him." "I'm okay, Sonny" "Hi, KK" "Please receive it" "What right do you have to ask KK to leave?" "In the general rule of things KK would be considered Kim's next of kin" "Who's this gentleman?" "Are you a friend of Kim's?" "I don't thinkwe've met" "You people may not want face, but we do" "How do you say such thing!" "What did we do to disgrace you?" "Let's talk outside" "KK..." "Hey, don't get physical!" "Are you trying to make a scene?" "Me making a scene?" "You're making a scene!" "Don't make trouble..." "What trouble?" "You people are making trouble" "Will you stop please?" "Law Kar-sing, you have no balls!" "Sonny!" "It's not Kar-sing's fault" "Let's get out of here" "Give it to me" "All the utility bills forthis month are inside the drawer" "Your leatherjacket has gone all mouldy" "I bought some stuff to clean it but didn't have time" "They're on the table." "That's it" "Where're you going?" "What does it matterto you?" "Cut this crap!" "Sonny..." "What's going on?" "Sing, it's time now." "Everybody's here" "Alright, I'm coming" "Sonny left and I felt all hollow inside" "I told myself it'd be gone in no time" "It didn't lnstead it got worse and worse" "A few days afterwards the landlord came to see me" "He wanted me to move" "Said the neighbors complained;" "said I was a homosexual" "The next day I went home to have dinnerwith Pops" "Half waythrough the meal Chuen suddenly said to me..." "I'm going backto Canada on Saturday" "Right that instant I felt that I've lost everything" "I was so confused... and didn't knowwhat to do" "I made some sweet soup" "Thankyou You're welcome" "When is yourflight on Saturday?" "1 p.m." "Can you not go?" "How do you mean?" "Why don't we get married?" "What do you say?" "Uncle Ha, give me a hand" "Alright, come..." "Here..." "Okay..." "We'll dress you up real smart" "Sum sent her congratulations" "She's so nice" "So she called." "What else did she say?" "Nothing special" "She did ask when is Chun coming to Hong Kong" "She wasn't bored on the farm with those sheep?" "She said Mimi was teaching heruse the computer" "Save it You can't teach an old dog newtricks" "No." "Once she sets her heart on doing anything... she'll get it down inch perfect" "That's right." "And she said she's learning to compose on the computer" "Yuk-sheung, where's the mobile phone?" "Here, use mine" "Thankyou" "Who're you calling?" "Kar-sing" "You can't call him" "Why not?" "You're not supposed to meet afterthe morning ceremony" "You can only meet again at the wedding" "What'll happen if they met?" "Theywon't grow old together" "Rules of the game 2,000 years old and no explanation given" "But I got to talkto him It's very important" "Talkto him afterthe wedding" "You can talkto him forthe rest ofyour life" "Lung, are you helping Yuk-sheung to prepare the dishes?" "The groom will retreat" "Kneel" "Bow" "Bow again" "Once more" "May God bless you." "Rise" "Kneel and bowto your ancestors" "Please bless your offspring" "May happiness be with them... forever and ever" "May their marriage last... till death do they part" "The groom will retreat" "The bride will ascend the hall" "Maybe she didn't hearyou." "Call again" "The bride will ascend the hall" "Go find her" "Bad news, Uncle Tin" "What is it?" "She wants to speakwith Kar-sing" "What?" "They are getting married!" "First prayto the ancestors then they meet" "No." "She insists on seeing Kar-sing first" "She won't listen to us" "What's going on with her?" "Kar-sing?" "Chuen, Kar-sing is here." "Open up" "Chuen, it's me" "Excuse me I have to speak to Kar-sing alone" "Tryto make it short" "Chuen, what is it?" "I want to askyou one thing" "And I want an honest reply Don't lie to me" "What is it?" "I want you to tell me:" "do you miss Sonny?" "Chuen, don't be silly" "This has nothing to do with Sonny" "Just give me answer, yes or no?" "What do you want from me?" "I don't want you to cheat me and I don't want you to cheat yourself" "Yes" "Do you think about him when you're with me?" "Chuen!" "Let's not get married" "What?" "Go find Sonny" "We're very wrong" "You should never have proposed to me... and I shouldn't have said yes" "I've been thinking;" "now I think I understand" "Chuen, don't think about the past any more" "I'm not." "I'm thinking about the future" "Even ifwe went through with the wedding we'll not be happy" "But, all those people out there and there's myfather..." "Law Kar-sing!" "You're not a kid why can't face reality?" "Well... what do you want me to tell them?" "Okay." "Say I owe it you or I'm helping you out..." "Let me take care of the people out there" "You go find your Sonny" "Chuen" "I'm okay" "Fai!" "What is it?" "I'm looking for Sonny." "Is he upstairs?" "No." "He hasn't showed up for several days" "It's like he's vanished We're also looking for him" "He really isn't upstairs?" "There's only me and Cindy and two junior stylists" "Are you doing a movie?" "An extra?" "Playing a groom?" "Dear Kar-sing..." "Congratulations on Chuen and yourwedding" "I've been in Australia fortwo months now" "Boy, am I bored to tears" "I'm learning computerfrom my daughter I hope you get this mail message" "I'm happyyou finallyfound someone you like" "It's said marriages are made in heaven but human life is on earth" "Finding someone whom you want to spend your life with is really not easy" "I always say, people must fight fortheir own happiness" "But it takes concerted efforts from 2 of you to achieve an even bigger happiness" "Signing off now" "Once again, congratulations Regards to Uncle Tin" "See you in Hong Kong." "Sum" "Excuse me, sir, are you a member?" "No, I'm looking for a friend" "Shall I help you register as a memberfirst?" "I'm looking for a friend:" "he comes here often" "It's a members only club Who're you looking for?" "Sonny." "His name's Sonny" "You're looking for Sonny?" "Then you must be Moustachio" "Why didn't you say so?" "He's overthere" "Whom do you want?" "Sonny, I've paged you numerous times" "We don't know each othertoo well" "Sonny, please go backwith me" "Go backwhere?" "Will you bugger off?" "Sonny, I'm sorry, I'm wrong" "Please go backwith me!" "'Please go backwith me!" "' Am I a dog?" "I am to come and go and sit as you command?" "Even if I were a dog I'd find myself a man who loves me" "I'll love you with all my heart I promise!" "Beat it, Law Kar-sing" "You're not the only guy on earth with a moustache" "Is anything wrong, Sonny?" "No, just a rabid dog." "Let's go" "Sing" "Pops" "Where did you go?" "No one answered the phone;" "I also paged you" "That place was too noisy I didn't hear it" "What's going on between you and Chuen?" "Calling off the wedding for no reason What am I to sayto all myfriends?" "I'm sorry, Pops" "You made me so mad!" "Are you hungry, Pops?" "Let's go have a snack" "What snack?" "It's very late All the stalls are closed" "Pops, eat something" "I don't know what you're up to Chuen is such a nice girl" "I was so happy last night And I said to your dead mother" "Finally!" "Finally our son is getting married and setting up a family" "That's one thing she reallyworried before she left" "Nowthis mess." "How can I explain?" "There're a lot of things that you don't understand" "I'm an uneducated man but you don't fool me" "I've lived and I've seen manythings" "I don't understand?" "Myfoot!" "Did Chuen say anything?" "She changed hermind That's all she said" "You don't fool me" "She tookthe blame foryou" "And you thought I didn't know" "Pops..." "There's something that I've always wanted to tell you" "Spare me." "I onlywant my daughter-in-law" "The truth is..." "Pops... the truth is I don't like women" "Pops, did you hearme?" "I don't like women" "I like men" "Waiter, check Okay" "Pops, I knowyou'll be mad but I must tell you" "How much?" "$60" "Let me..." "Pops!" "It's late, I'm going backto Yuen Long" "Pops!" "Pops!" "Let me take you" "I can take a cab" "Let me take you It's late, and the roads are dark" "I said don't bother I can find myself a cab" "Do you have change?" "I do..." "Will you take it, just in case?" "No, I don't want it!" "Yuen Long, lowervillage" "Sing!" "Pops, What is it?" "I forgot mywallet" "It's late." "Go home and get some sleep" "Let's roll, buddy Okay" "Mind if I smoke?" "Go ahead" "What's wrong with you?" "Throwing your entire weight on me!" "You don't know how heavyyou are!" "When did you come back?" "Is that any of your business?" "Where the hell did you go?" "It's very late" "I was having a snack with Pops, I..." "Whywould yourfatherfor no good reason visit you in the middle of the night?" "Still mad at me?" "Of course I'm still mad at you!" "You don't know what an uglyvoice you have" "And you thinkyou were so tragic" "But you're just corny!" "What're you doing?" "Dirty old man!" "Are you molesting me?" "Yes, I'm a dirty old man" "And I'm molesting you!" "Stop!" "Turn off the light!" "You didn't even take a shower!"