"Popatlal, never has a bus stopped at our doorstep." "Explain this huge car" "Must've come asking for address." "Let's clear the air" "ls he the writer we called up?" " In Mercedes?" "Sir, when I got your call, I left my tea and came over" "I'm a writer." "What reminds you of this worthless man?" "Worthless?" "You don't know your worth You've written a great story" "What have I written?" " You have no idea what you've written" "Something extraordinary?" " Fantastic!" "Mind-blowing!" "Terrific" "Of all the directors, only you figured out my script, sir" "No one even acknowledged me." " Asses all." "What'd asses know?" "But now you've found a real connoisseur" "I'll set them ablaze!" " The script and him?" "Clear the air" "Get inside!" " Tell me" "I took it out on him because of you." " Explain it, please" "He didn't explain the fire." "Isn't it wrong?" "Sir, all these movies?" " I've seen them ten times each" "You can't become a director otherwise." " You mean you're making a debut?" "First film, brand new, first venture." " If it materialises" "Who will act in it?" " The actors well, yes your story is so novel, old actors won't fit the bill" "They won't give a damn." " Hey!" "Well, listen." "You and I are debuting as writer and director" " And I, as heroine" "What?" "Everything about us is new." " Even the public" "What rot!" "Let some thing stay the way it is" "What he means is if all are debuting, no one will watch" "You are making a mistake." "Every famous director once made his debut" "A dynamic writer and a fantastic script I'm going to ignite a fire" "Ignite what?" "The film?" "The audience?" "The cinema hall?" "Stop interfering." "Am I not talking to him?" "Excuse me excuse me!" "Yes, my boy?" " What are you offering me?" "A huge title in the credits." "What name would you prefer?" "Name is Sher Singh." "But I've thought of Shekhar for the screen" "That's nice." " But I'm a bit cash-strapped right non" "He's kidding." "He roams around in a Mercedes and cribs about money" "You are mistaken." "I had no money for a cab, so I came in a Mercedes" "Now it's clear." " I'll make it more clear" "I work in a car service center, and this car belongs to my boss" "I understand." "Smart boy." "He works for a living" "What about our livelihood?" " Shut up!" "Tell me, Popat" "What does a writer earn per movie?" " Zilch" "Something, for sure?" " Sure, I won't let you starve" "I got it now I'll leave." "I know your fake types" "Listen, listen you can't shatter my dreams like this" "I've got a great break." "There's happiness in this office after years" "It's a question of my career." "Please please" "Please!" " Look, I understand your grief" "But how can I give my script away?" " Like this." "Kid, you are worked up" "I was kidding." "You don't know Chelaramani." "I have raised the money" "How much will you charge?" " At least 50,000." " Done" "Torture" "Shekhar?" "Yes?" " Why do you look scared?" "Not at all." "Actually, I'm expecting my girlfriend" "If she spots me with you" " You'll be in trouble?" "No, but it'll ruin my evening" "You could say that I'm the heroine of your movie" "I haven't told her yet that I'm working in movies." "Because these days even big budget films flop." "And ours is a low budget one" "I have no idea whether it'll work." " No Shekhar, don't say that" "Don't say that." "Our film will be a hit." "In fact, it'll be a super hit" "If it's a hit, I'll tell her." "Can we meet later?" "Why are you so scared of your girlfriend?" "Actually, I don't want to lose her." "She's one in a million" "What do I say?" "You are full of intoxication" "If my heart goes hysteric, don't blame me" "How sweet!" " It's not just about romance" "I want to marry." " Congratulations" "Thank you" "Nisha?" "I mean, I was talking about marrying her" "I mean, marrying you, not her" "Won't you introduce us?" " This is my friend" "What?" " I mean, she's my boss' client" "She buys cars from him." " Client?" "Then why are you jittery?" "Who is jittery?" "You are raving." " Really?" "All right" "Here make her your sister" "Tie it to my wrist." " You're kidding" "It's a very serious joke." " What nonsense!" "I have made 40 sisters You are 41st." "No way, Shekhar" "We are not having an affair" "But I never considered you my brother" "A sacred thread?" "No way, Shekhar" "No way!" "_ are you crying?" "What the hell was going on?" " I swear, nothing" "Tell me the truth." " I swear, Nisha" "Nisha, please!" " I'll kill myself" "Madam?" " Baldev, the silly: girl took poison" "Madan, foolishness is another name for love" "Take it easy." "Don't worry, everything will be fine." "How's she now?" "Mr Chopra, the effect of the poison hasn't ceased." "The treatment is on" "I don't understand what spell that beggar has cast on Nisha" "Doctor, how is she now?" " Not to worry." "She is out of danger" "Thank God" "Thank you very much." " It's okay" "I'll fix that swine." "I'm not sparing him." "I'll have him jailed" "Papa, reason with him." "Anger will only make matters worse" "One mustn't fuel a fire." "Let it cool down" "Then we'll douse it with love." " What do you mean?" "A few more tiffs like this, and Nisha will begin to hate that pauper" "And that is when you find a suitor and marry her off." "Simple" "If this is how she earns shame, how will I find her a suitor?" "When will your friend help?" "His son Vicky will marry our Nisha" "What?" "True, Madan." "Vicky loves Nisha dearly." "That's why he's still a bachelor" "Else, he'd have married long ago and I'd be playing with my grandchildren" "Excuse me, uncle can I meet Nisha?" "Of course" "If we can't be together, at least you can give me a chance to die with you" "Vicky, you know well that I love Shekhar" "But you can't stop me from loving you, Nisha." "Anyway why did you take poison?" "You wanted to die a cowards death, eh" " Who wanted to me'?" "I just wanted to scare Shekhar." "But by mistake I consumed a bit more" "Tie this on him" "Hang on" "Now!" " "Brother, honour this sacred bond"" ""Brother, do not forget your little sister"" "Enough?" "Happy?" "Nisha, do you think Shekhar made me his sister out of fear?" "Actually, Shekhar loves you dearly" "That's why he tries to give in to your foolish whims and fancies" "I tell you, love is trust, faith" "Suspicion is harmful, Nisha" "'Shekhar really does something wrong he will never tell you" "What?" " I will tell you" "I will tell you" "With what right did she give me a sermon?" "She exercised all her rights as my sister number forty-one" "Mr Chelaramani, where are we?" " At Swami Trilokanand's ashram" "Know what?" "If he agrees to come to our inaugural shot we'll get tremendous coverage" "And God says we are not different, we are one" "Swamiji" " What are you doing?" "Stand up let go of my feet." " No, Sire" "I won't get up until you agree to grace our inaugural shot" "Chelaramani, try to understand." "I don't go for such occasion" "My blessings are with you." "Take the offerings" "Sire, this is my writer Shekhar." "He's got a great story" "God too has written an interesting story for him" "Very soon he's going to be married, twice" "Wow!" "Congratulations" "Congratulations, my foot!" "Sire, the girl I love doesn't even tolerate the shadow of another girl touching me" "Besides, I can't think of marrying someone else" "But this is God's plan." "And His will will certainly be done." " No no" "Have a sweet" "You'll have two wives" "Ramsingh, call Bittu." " Yes, sir" "Where have you been?" "Your mother called from the village" "What did she say?" " Said something about your sister" "She also wants you there at once" "You're strange." "My mother called and you didn't take the message" "Next time, I'll screw you." " Excuse me!" "I'm your boss, not a telephone operator" "The line had disturbances and it got disconnected." "Why don't you call her?" "You're strange." "We don't have a phone nobody there has a phone" "There's one in the council that doesn't work for weeks" "I'd reach there before I get the call through" "Brother!" "Look, Ma, brother is here" "What?" "Sheru, my son !" "On time, son." "Bless you" "Ma, what's going on?" " Chutki is getting engaged" "Our Chutki is getting married?" " God has answered our prayers" "Finally, happiness has come looking for us" "Chutki our little girl is getting married, eh?" "I'm so happy." "Ma who is the bridegroom?" " You'll go mad on knowing it" "He's not an ordinary person, he belongs to a rich family" "Who is he?" " The Collector's son Harpreet" "Harpreet is marrying Chutki?" " For the sake of his sister Sweaty" "For the sake of Sweety?" " Yes." "She loves you dearly" "Loves me?" " Yes." "The Collector came seeking the alliance." "That's when I got to know that she's been in love since childhood" "She's crazy for you." "But I told him that I have a daughter" "And my son won't even think of marrying before her" "I also told him that getting Chutki married was very difficult" "That's when Harpreet said, he'd marry Chutki" "I was stunned" "I realised that a brother is someone who sacrifices his own happiness Take it easy, don't ruin the henna" "The henna will never fade, she is marrying into the Collector's family" "She's going to rule" "Son, you've fallen silent?" "Nothing, mother." " I agreed without asking you, son" "I was worried if Chutki would ever get married" "Well, it's good for you too." "Sweety is a nice girl hope you are happy with my decision'" " I'm happy, Ma" "His sister's wedding is just fixed and he's in tears" "He loves his sister dearly" "Awesome" "Don't think so much, Mr Thakral." "Make the move" "I'm still trying to figure out your move" "The rook moves straight, young man." "How can you move it diagonally and threaten my king?" "Don't forget, Mr Thakral, it's a game" "And in bad times even a rook could go wild" "Say it again" "Awesome!" "Sister" "One runs only twice in life." "In a race, or when he's trapped in a case" "Or if it's a wedding news." " God!" "I'll drop dead if he agrees" "Sis, he agreed to the wedding." " I'm dead!" "Exchange the garlands" "Exchange the garlands" "Let the bridegroom put the garland around the bride's neck" "The garland, Sheru" "Go on" "What happened to him?" "His head was reeling" "Where am I?" "Where am I?" "I repeat." "Where am I ?" " You are with me" "What happened to you?" " What shouldn't have happened" "What shouldn't have happened?" " What has happened" "What are you saying?" " What I shouldn't be saying" "God!" "Why are you doing this?" " I don't know why" "Where to?" "I had such colourful dreams for this night" "But I see everything in black and white tonight." "Why: is my head reeling'.-?" "Why the hell is my head reeling?" "Please lie down" "What are you doing?" " Serving you" "Don't serve me." " We'll be together all life" "I'm your wife." "You can't stop me from serving you" "Don't serve me." " Please lie down" "Why is your head reeling?" " Don't serve me" "I'm so very afraid." " Me too" "Why are you covering your face?" ""O my beloved"" ""Your love, my love"" ""0 my love"" ""I've fallen in love!" "Goodness, I'm in love"" ""I never knew when you stirred my heart"" ""I've fallen in love!" "Goodness, I'm in love"" ""I've fallen in love!" "Goodness, I'm in love"" ""I never knew when you stirred my heart"" ""Crazy in love, I've forgotten the world"" ""I've realised, and I admit I've taken a risk"" ""I've fallen in love!" "Goodness, I'm in love"" ""0 my love"" ""O my beloved"" ""Draw my silken tresses"" ""with your fingers"" ""Caress my cheeks"" ""seduce me"" ""I don't know how the kohl in my eyes spread all over me"" ""I never knew when you stirred my heart"" ""I've fallen in love"" ""Sweetheart, I'm in love"" ""In ecstasy, I revel"" ""My life is now fixed with yours"" ""in your love, sweetheart"" "God!" "What have I done?" "Unwanted nuisance." "Oh, what have I done?" "God!" "What have I done?" "It's not even a week since the wedding." "What's the hurry?" "Brother, you could wait for a few more days" "Chutki, it'd kick up a storm here." " A storm?" "I mean, people over there will kick up a fuss." "I got jobs unfinished" "You can start some work here, son." "God has bestowed everything upon us" "What's there in the city anyway?" " You have no idea, aunt" "It'd be better for all of us if I stay in the city" "I mean, I have dreams in the city." "I've embarked on a huge project" "I'm interested in writing." "I have to complete the project" "If it's a huge project, why don't you take Sweety and your mother along?" "It's not such a huge project and it hasn't taken off yet" "God knows when it'll take off." " ls it Ma?" "Yes, it's me." "When will it start?" "I've been hearing that for 5 years now" "Ma, you and your son are lucky that it has taken only five years" "You have no idea, the film industry run is a marathon" "I'll take your leave now" "Bye." "Be in touch" "Listen" "I said" " What?" "Will you be going for film shoots?" " Of course" "You'll explain scenes to heroines?" "Yes, the writer does it." "In the film industry no one else understands Hind" "When you go to explain scenes, don't wear that clean-shaven look" "Wear a stubble, keep your hair unkempt and wear unionized, old fashioned clothes" "What for?" " I'll be ruined if some heroine falls for you" "Water?" " Shut up!" "Sorry, I hurt you." " Never mind" "Please don't weep." " You won't understand my feelings" "There's violence, drama, emotion and sex in my heart" "You won't understand." "Don't worry, I'll be all right" "Don't weep." " I won't." "Move!" "Please don't weep." " I won't" "Wow!" "Amazing." "We took a great shot of the entourage got a closeup of the ass on the horse" " Wonderful" "Baby, somehow get into the hall, we'll also catch the marital vows" "Hang on." "Sir, if they find out that we are shooting their wedding for our film, they will shoot us." " For that ominous face at least speak positive." " You'll know when they slipper you" "What?" " Nothing, go ahead" "Has Nisha's father rented out his villa for the shoot?" "He'll hire a villa?" "Out of question." " Shut up, will ya?" "What's going on?" " There's a wedding going on" "Who's marrying?" "What are you doing, Nisha?" " Stop!" "Or I'll shoot" "Listen, dear" " Stop, Papa." "Or, I'll shoot myself" "No, Nisha" " Enough of this emotional blackmail" "I won't marry Vicky" "Listen to me." "Vicky is a nice boy, he loves you, he'll keep you happy" "I don't want to be happy." "I will marry only Shekhar" "Shekhar is not to be found, Nisha." "He has betrayed you and vanished" "Nisha" "What are you doing?" " Shekhar?" "You are back?" "Papa is forcing me to marry Vicky" "You always desired to marry me off with great pomp and splendour, Papa" "Of course, I will marry but only the one I like" "Shekhar, we are marrying right now" "Right now?" "Listen to me" "I won't hear a thing" "Yes son, come and marry her" "What are you saying, Madan?" "You yourself had fixed this marriage" "Yes, I did." "And now I'm calling it off" "Please son, marry her now" "What nonsense, uncle!" "How is that possible?" "I came to explain things" "I want to say something." " I don't want to hear a thing" "Nisha, your problem is you never lent me a ear" "I'll count only till three." " You are educated" "At least count till hundred." " One!" "Now how do I explain?" "Come over here, we need to talk" "Two!" " Damn" "Mr Chelaramani, reason with her!" " I can't." "Why don't you give in?" "Son, you know how stubborn she is." "She'll shoot herself." "Please agree" "How can she shoot herself?" "Listen to what I have to say" "I can't marry you." " What?" "Why not?" "You love me, don't you?" " I do, but I must talk to you" "She's going to shoot herself." " Nisha, don't do it, I say" "Three!" " No!" "Yes!" " Yes" "Yes?" " No!" "No, please" "No?" "Yes, yes" "The garland, son" "The garland" "Come to your senses, Shekhar" "He's reeling." " Get onions" "What are you saying?" "Why didn't you tell us before the wedding?" "What do you mean?" "Wasn't I trying to say something then?" "She held a gun at her temple and you forced me to marry her" "I was stunned" "Uncle, what's going to happen of me now?" "I'll take care of everything, son." "But don't tell Nisha anything now" "I never wish to tell her." "But if things are cleared on the nuptial night all the other nights go smooth." " No, no" "Uncle, please tell her everything." " No, son" "Look son, Nisha never got love." "As a kid, she lost her mother ind I was always caught up in business" " I understand" "She only has your love." ";he can share everything but your love" "I know." " Then why are you sitting here?" "Go she is waiting for you." " Please take care of everything" "I will take care of everything" " Can't find conviction in you, Mr Ran" "What are you saying?" "Day or night, I'll manage everything" "I'll manage the days and nights, you take care of the problem." "Smart Alec" "What is he saying?" " I'll manage your days and nights" "Rao, until I tell Nisha this must remain between us" "Nobody will know, sir" "You have this strange habit of maintaining a diary" "You just said nobody must find out, and you are putting it on paper?" "Vicky?" "What are you doing here?" " This isn't right, Nisha" "I wanted to marry you and take you away" "But you never mind, it happens" "I went home empty handed" "But I shall have you, Nisha." " Are you in your senses, Vicky?" "Yes, I am in my senses!" " Stop it, Vicky" "Stop it!" " You belong to me." "Only me" "Nisha, you are mine, you can't belong to anyone else" "What are you doing?" " Shut up" "Where to?" "Back off, or I'll shoot!" " Really?" "I'll bomb you if you touch my wife." " I'll shoot you" "Uncle" " Papa!" "Stop, swine!" " Shekhar" "I need to tell you something" "Stop!" "Don't step forward" "Nobody comes here, officer!" "Else, I'll blast the gas station" "I'll blast it!" "Don't step forward!" "I'll shoot" "No!" "No Vicky, no!" "No" "Sweety, how long will you wait for him here?" "When he returns, he'll come straight home, won't he?" "He used to come once in a fortnight or a month, but this time he's an ass" "He's a fool." "One doesn't forget his wife like this" "No mother, he won't forget me I mean, he won't forget us" "I feel he's in trouble that's why he's not coming" "You will manage daddy's business from now on" "This seat belongs to you now." " What's the need to do business?" "We have property that can feed seven generations" "What about the labourers and their families who depend on our business?" "We can't let them starve." " You are right" "But what do I tell the one who employed me in my bad times?" "How can I desert him?" " He can employ someone else" "You don't understand, Nisha." "He depends a lot on me" "If I quit, the showroom will shut down." "And there are other things too how do I explain?" " Not a word" "You are the Managing Director now." "Mr Rao, help him out" "But Nisha, try" " Be seated please" "Look" "Show me" "What's your problem?" "It's a business worth millions and you are worried about that job." " Mr Rao, you don't understand" "I'm a writer." "What about my ambition?" " Everything will be fine" "Use our files to write your movie scripts, no one will find out" "What happens to our business then?" " I'm here." "Don't worry, I'll manage" "You mean I won't have to work?" " No." "At the end of the month you will check the accounts and sign some cheques, that's it" "Mr Rao, how do I repay your favour?" "Just sign my salary cheques" "You are very practical" "I've smiled after a long time." "Pray that there's no fresh trouble" "Hold this" "What's the matter, Sweety?" "Are you all right?" "I'm fine, mother." " Then?" "Is it true, Sweety?" "Thanks a million, Lord." "MY; m?" "I'll write a letter saying he's going to be a father soon" "Just watch." "He's going to come dancing here" ""My land produces gold and pearls"" "Congratulations, Mr Shekhar." "You are going to become a father" "Thank you very much" "Congratulations?" "But how do you know?" "Strange." "I just examined Misha" "You mean Nisha too?" "Nisha too?" "What does that mean?" "Who else is pregnant?" " Bye." "See you again" "Thank you for the news." " Hello?" "You are raving." "Who else can be pregnant?" "Then why did you say "Nisha too"?" " No, I said "Nisha hee"" "What does "Nisha hee" mean?" " It means hee-hee-hee" "You cut short my laughter." "Silly" "You are too much, Shekhar!" " Too?" "Me too?" "Or only me?" " Only you" "Honey, I'm very happy today." "But something worries me" "Worry?" " Yes." "You know destiny has once again heaped dual responsibilities on me" "What do you mean?" " I only worried about my wife and job" "But now I'm worried about my wife as well as my baby" "And as you know, when responsibilities increase, one has to work harder run here and there" "Reform, swine!" "What did you say?" " I said sometimes here sometimes there" ""My Prince Charming is hopeless"" ""I'm his wife"" ""He uses excuses to stay away"" ""He is a liar"" ""My beloved is hopeless"" ""He always has alibis up his sleeves"" ""He forgets his way home"" ""He's such a madcap"" ""Come home soon, my love, I'm growing rather restless"" ""Else, this Punjabi girl will die"" ""Without 'you, these nights seem longer"" ""When will they grow shorter?"" ""My Prince Charming is hopeless"" ""My beloved is hopeless"" ""Where are you lost?" "You have no idea what I'm worth"" ""If I am upset, I hope you will pacify me?"" ""Madcap, madcap"" ""For not coming home, he makes a thousand excuses"" ""My beloved"" ""is hopeless"" ""I'm his wife"" ""He uses excuses to stay away"" ""He is a liar"" ""Your daddy is hopeless"" ""Your papa is hopeless"" "I hope you will return soon?" " Oh yes I'm not going away" "All appointments cancelled today." "Just one show tonight" "I wanted you home soon because tomorrow is Tuk-tuk's birthday" "We got to buy him a gift." " That reminds me" "If I have my way, I'll give Tuk-tuk a new gift every year" "Sometimes a sister, sometimes a brother" "Tuk-tuk might come in." " He can do no harm to me" "Papa" "What happened, son?" " You got a phone-call, Papa" "This is what you call spoilsport." " No papa, it's called bell-the-cat" "low dare you talk back at your father?" " You are too much" "Clever rascal" "Hello?" "Who's speaking?" "Get to Kamalistan Studio at once" "Are you crazy?" "No power on earth can tear me apart from my wife today" "I got three powers standing before me ls it?" "Who are they?" "I'll destroy them" "Your mother" "Your son Toni" "Finally, your wife Sweety" "Shall I have them delivered to you?" " Are you crazy?" "Stop the three I mean, stop the party" "I want to settle the deal at any cost." "Hold on, I'm coming" "Ma my respects" "Toni, my son." "How are you?" " Papa" "How've you been, Sweety?" " Better, now" "No letter, no telegram how did you get here?" "What are you raving?" "We couldn't help coming here" "My poor daughter-in-law, she doesn't tell me, but I know how she feels" "She's been waiting for you." " Don't be so uneasy" "Shut up!" "We can stay away no longer, we have come here for good la, I have no home, no accommodation" " I've been hearing for 7 years now that you are building a house." "What, are you building a Taj Mahal?" "Now that we are here, we're staying" "Wherever you live, we'll live there, happily" "Really?" "Will you live happily where I live?" "Mr Chelaramani, tell her that a sheath cannot hold two swords" "I can't." "I can't pay for your new house" "Sure, scrooge, you don't even buy tea for your unit" "Coming, Ma" "Mr Chelaramani, you've already swallowed my script" "Filthy Mind, give me an idea at least." " Really?" "Then listen, Shekhar" "My idea will set fire" " To your idea?" "Or your filthy mind?" "Shut up!" "There's a watchman of a villa who is bitten by the acting bug" "His boss is always away." "I'll give the watchman a role in my film" "He will give your family a shelter." " Where did you flick the idea from?" "Congratulations, lady." "Everything s fine." "We've managed accommodation" "I told you !" "Once we reach Bombay, everything will fall in place" "Aren't you happy that we have come to stay with you?" "What are you saying?" "I'm so happy." " You aren't wearing a smile" "What are you saying?" "I'm laughing" "Laughing?" "Or are you crying?" " This is how I laugh these days, Ma" "And this is how I cry" "He is right." "Now stop laughing and come on" "How don't sit there!" "(I'm-an" "Stop, Stop" "Come, Toni" "I want ice cream, Mama." " No, dear" "After you come home from school, I'll make carrot-halwa for you" "Ice cream gives you a sore throat." " I'm not a singer." "Buy me ice cream" "Shut up, devil." "If you say that again, don't call me mummy" "All right, I'll call you aunt." " Shut up" "Stay here, I'll go and meet the Principal" "Excuse me, Mrs Nisha." "The Principal wants to talk to you about Tuk-tuk" "Let's go." "You wait here." "I'll be back" "Son?" "Come here." " Who?" "Me?" "Yes." "Come here" "I told you not to eat ice cream." "It gives you sore throat." "Throw it away" "What are you doing, aunt?" " Will you call me aunt?" "Mummy!" "Because I didn't buy you ice cream, eh" "Who are you calling mummy?" "Your mother is right here" "What are you doing?" "If you have ice cream again" " How dare you touch my son?" "You bought him ice cream, it doesn't mean you can lay claim to my son" "You are raving." "Are you mad?" "To hell with "mad"!" "I'm not scared of your English" "Shut up!" "What do you think of yourself?" "He is my son" "How dare you say that?" "Thank God I didn't bring my husband along" "Or, you'd have laid claim on him too." " You are crossing your limits now" "I'll call the police." "Ask anyone you want, my son's been studying here for the last five years." " Five years?" "We haven't been here for five days." "It's his first day, but no more." "Come on, son" "Mummy!" " Stop, or I'll call the police" "Oh, will you?" "Aren't you trying to steal my son away?" "Bloody oaf!" "Help!" " Let my son go" "He is my son !" " He is my son !" "Let him go, will ya?" " He is my son" "Toni, stop kidding." "Tell her you are my son" "I'll buy the ice cream stall for you" "Really, mummy?" "Oh God" "Oh my God!" "He looks exactly like my Tuk-tuk" "And he looks like Toni." " Carbon copy!" "I can't believe my eyes!" "It's a miracle" "Mysterious ways of the Lord." "Forgive me for brawling with you" "Oh no, it's all right." "In your shoes, I'd have reacted the same way" "You are very sweet." " Not Sweet, my name is Sweety" "And I am Nisha." "Nice to meet you" "Nice to meet you too." " Come home sometimes fly husband will be stunned to see him" " My husband will collapse" "So, promise?" " Promise" "Hi Nisha." "Know what happened at school today" "What happened?" " I saw a kid who resembles Tuk-tuk" "Did she find only his school for admission?" "What did you say?" " I said how can he resemble Tuk-tuk?" "They may have the same features but not the same looks" "Shekhar, I couldn't believe my eyes." " I see" "I felt as if I was watching Tuk-tuk in the mirror" "Really?" " The entire school was stunned" "Both the children are carbon copies!" " This is amazing amazing." "You mean, we have lookalike in our son's school?" "You think it's a joke?" "All right, me him for yourself when he comes our" "Why would he come here?" " He has become Tuk-tuk's best friend" "What are you saying?" "How could this happen?" "Toni has become Tuk-tuk's friend?" "Toni?" "How do you know he is Toni?" "How do I know?" "You just said Toni and Tuk-tuk are friends" "Did I say that?" " Did I hear it on air then?" "All right, I must have said so." " You did say that, honey" "What this "must" ?" "And Tom's mother Sweaty she is very sweet" "We too have become best friends" "Did you go to the kid's school?" "Or to a kitty party?" "How dare you make friends?" "You haven been in the city for a day how dare you make friends?" "There's nothing in it to lose your temper like actor Dharmendra" "As if Dharmendra is your brother" "He may not." "But for me, every man is my brother except you" "That's very good." "But remember if you talk to your friend again, it'll be bad for you" "What's the harm in getting acquainted and making friends?" "(you don't know, Ma." "The Maharashtriar woman she has befriended is very rich" "Anyone can become a millionaire by answering a few questions these days" "What else?" "Toni will grow up to be an actor, and we'll strike gold" "Sweety, you are not getting my point." " Then explain" "I don't want my wife and son to get a complex by seeing a rich man's family." " Complex?" "Right." "When you see Nisha's clothes and ornaments, you'll suck my blood" "Yes." "And when Toni sees Tuk-tuk getting off a Mercedes he'll hate his school bus." " Nothing of the sort will happen, Papa" "Right." "Tuk-tuk and Toni will be best friends" "No!" "I don't want any social dramas in my house." "You folks don't understand" "Tuk-tuk, come here" "I mean, Toni, come here" "Come on, I say" "Sit on my lap and swear by me" "Near that you won't meet Tuk-tuk aga" "I won't meet him." " Bless you, son" "You are ruining the lines on my palm, kid" "Tuk-tuk!" " That sounds familiar" "Toni" "Stunned, aren't you?" "I told you, he looks exactly like our Tuk-tuk" "Come Toni, sit" "Papa?" "Papa?" "Why did you call him papa, son?" " Of course I won't call my dad mummy" "Good Lord!" " Oh my God" "Good God!" "Nisha, it means even the fathers look alike" "They don't look alike, you are my father" "What a surprise!" "Eighth wonder" "He's not ready to listen to me." " But Papa" "Shut up!" "I'm not your papa." "I'm your uncle, son" "Here's strawberry milkshake for you." "I'm your uncle" "Have it." "Uncle is feeding you fruit" "Uncle is giving you sandwich" "Uncle is giving you biscuits." "Have it, son" "Amazing." "What a surprise!" "Why don't you speak?" "Speak up!" "Isn't this a surprise?" "Thank God you've come." " I come everyday" "What's so great about it?" "Toni was saying Tuk-tuk's father looks exactly like you ls it?" "That's amazing" "I'm feeling very queasy about it." "I've seen it in the movies" "Stop watching movies, okay!" "And what are you queasy about?" "It's no good." "Do you think I have married Tuk-tuk's mother?" "Do you think I'm playing both sides?" "Am I such a scoundrel?" "Sheru, what are you doing, son?" "I've been telling her since morning that, my son will never do such a filthy thing" "But she hasn't stopped crying since morning" "Weeping since morning?" ")h, you've been weeping since morning no, don't, Sweety" "You are so naive, Sweety" "You mustn't relate with movies" "Movies run for three hours, while we have to live a lifetime" "Don't be apprehensive it scares me." " Toni told me" "The rascal!" "Come over here" "Let the scooter go." "Take off your glasses" "Turn that cap and look into my eyes" "Why did you go to Tuk-tuk's?" "Didn't I forbid you?" "I had gone to pick up my notebook." "I can't break the promise you gave me" "You did break the promise, Smart Alec" "What's this?" " What?" "Nothing" "Go and play." " What is it?" "Nothing." " What was Toni saying?" "Nothing." " Show me your hand" "Look into my heart, sweetheart" "You look great tonight." "Let's go inside, we need to talk" "Aren't you ashamed?" " It'll be behind a closed door" "You look amazing when you are angry." " Toni was saying" "To hell with Toni!" "Listen to me.." "What?" "My drawing was in your papa's palm?" "Yes." "Looks like your dad is my dad too" "No way." "My Papa doesn't lie" "That's what I think about my Papa too, but I have doubts" "If it is true, my mummy will kill herself." "She loves him so much" "My mummy will kill him." "She too loves him dearly" "We must do something about it." " What?" "Toni was insisting that I turn modern to drop him at school" "That's why I bought fashionable dresses" "Well Sweaty, since how long have you known Tom's papa?" "Since childhood" "You tell me, how long have you known Tuk-tuk's papa?" "Since my last birth." " Relationship of lifetimes!" "Like mine" "Do you understand, Toni?" " Looks like Papa has been playing double roles since his previous birth" "He is here." " Sweety" "Sweety" "A miracle again?" "What am I seeing?" "Why the hell do they meet?" "Oh my God!" "He looks exactly like Shekhar" "Amazing." "Carbon copies." "But" "Who's my Toni?" "Is it you?" "Or is it you?" "What are you doing?" " What happened?" "It's you, Sweety." "The moon behind goggles!" "Why are you wearing trendy clothes?" " Toni was insisting" "Shut up!" "Don't blame Toni for your need for style" "Well, you look great." "Julia Roberts." " What are you saying?" "I feel like holding you tight and kissing you" "She's my friend Nisha." " Greetings, Ms Nisha" "My son Toni told me that I and his friend's father look alike" "I'm really stunned to see these kids" "Now I want to see myself" "I mean, I want to see my lookalike." "What's his name?" "Shekhar." " Right." "Excuse me, Sweety" ""ls Nisha, I want to ask you something Does he really look like me?" "Exactly like you." " It's worrying me" "I must meet him." "Why don't you call him?" "Mr Shekhar!" "He's not home." "He's in the office." " I see" "How do you know he's in the office?" " She told me" "Did she?" "She must've told you, indeed That's fine" "But it's very sad that I came to meet him and he's not here" "Never mind." " I'm worried" "You can meet later." "He's in the office 'right now, you can talk over the phone" "Great idea." "Talk to him over the phone" "I told you to switch off the phone!" " It's for Shekhar." "Shall I hang up?" "No, don't" "Hello?" " Hello, Shekhar?" "It's me" "Hi sweetheart." "I was about to call you." "Why did you call?" "I told you about someone who resembles you. remember?" "Where is he?" "Let me talk to him" "Hang on, he's here" "Please come, he wants to talk to you." " ls he on the phone?" "Hello?" " I cleared the air for you" "Your voice is not clear." "It's amazing." "I came over to your house met your son he looks exactly like my son 'hey resemble so much." "I'm so kiddish" " Kiddish?" "I mean, I'm so happy." "So, how have you been?" "I haven't been paid for three months." " I know that" "My Ma is very sick." " It's very sad" "The roof of my house has crashed." " That's very good" "Very good?" "I had a buffalo, and that too vanished" "It was likely to happen." " I have a sister who is still single" "At least she must get married." " I understand, you are very busy" "Oh no, I'm absolutely free, please talk to me" "No, we'll talk later, you are busy." "I'll come again." "Okay?" "For first timers, you guys really hit it off" "He talks so sweet, he's very sweet." "You must be having diabetes then?" "Pardon. . f?" "Really?" "' Okay, bye" "Let's go." "And take Toni along, not Tuk-tuk" "Why don't you identify him?" " It's easy, both are our kids let me embrace them." " I'm always confused" "Bye, Ms Nisha." " Okay, bye" "It's been so many days since I came here, but you are really" "I should have time to spare." " And when will you have that?" "I feel as if I'm still in my village" "You are as far away from me as you were back home" "You come home tired in the morning and then you leave again in the evening" "I hope you are not working as a watchman, Papa?" "Shut up, little rascal" "I mean, he has become ill-mannered in my company, Ma" "But he is right." "Do all writers work at nights?" "Ma, you don't understand the ways of the film industry" "All the work is done at night." "Strange ways" "What the hell!" "The director thinks at night" "The writer writes at night, the producer gets finance at night the heroine gets ideas at night." "I can't help it." "Nights, nights!" "Sweety, you don't understand" "Actually, I'm stuck in a weird story" "Once I decode it, I'll take you out" "Once the two start living together, I'll be at peace" "What do you mean?" "Aren't you living together?" "No." " What?" "I mean, we are not staying together all the 24 hours." "I'll leave, Ma" "Papa, you forgot to wear your shoes fly darling son, you polished my shoes What for?" "Just like that." " My son won't do that for no reasons" "May I help you wear them?" " No, I'll put it on, on the way" "Bye." " Bye, Papa" "Yes, Toni?" " It's done, Tuk-tuk" "Good, good." " I made a mark on his shoes" "When your father comes home, check if he has the mark on his shoes." " Okay" "If you find the mark, then understand that our father is two-in-one" "Okay." "Bye." " Bye" "Papa's yes-man !" "How long will you wait for him?" "Go to bed" "I have very urgent work with Papa" "Tuk-tuk, my son" " Papa!" "You're back?" " No, it's my ghost" "Why do you look so tired?" " I was dancing all day in the office 'why don't you give me straight answers" " You are asking crooked questions" "Won't a person get tired after working all day?" "Why work so hard?" "Always working!" "You don't have time for me" "You come home tired late in the night, and then you leave early morning" "God knows what's wrong with you !" " You come home tired in the night and then you leave early morning?" "Same lines at both the places!" "Clever devil." "What are you staring at?" " Your shoes" "Do you also want to polish them?" " Let me take them off" "Really?" "Why will you take them off?" " My teacher says, there's heaven at the feet of our parents." " The teacher seems much interested" "When did she tell you that?" " This evening, over the phone" "Teaching you over the phone, eh?" "All right, take them off" "One is helping me wear them, the other is taking them off ls it time for a shoe-beating?" "What is it?" "Why are you staring at me?" "What happened?" "Nothing." " Your tone and your expression tell me that something's wrong." "What happened?" "A lot has happened." " A lot?" "What is he stamping his feet for?" "That one did something to the shoes" "And this smart one saw something and says a lot has happened" "Something's fishy" "Hi Tuk-tuk" "Hello Papa." " Hi" "Not papa." "Uncle" "Not uncle, Papa." "We have found out, you are not different you are one and the same." " The two of you are raving" "Tuk-tuk drew on his daddy's palm, how did I find it on my Papa's palm?" "Yesterday he made a mark on his daddy shoes." "How did I find it on my Papa's?" "It means you are the same from palm to toe" "You are mistaken, son" "We are not mistaken." "We give you two days" "You will tell my mother the truth." " My mother too" "Else, we'll expose you." " Really?" "After two days you will expose me?" "Yes, we will" "Save my masquerade" "Save my masquerade" "Save my masquerade!" " Shekhar" "Stop hanging like Damocles' sword over my head." "Sit" "I got an idea." " Who?" "I got." " Clear it" "If only you let me speak." " Go ahead" "Thank you." "Shekhar, if your wives see their husbands together" "How?" "Explain it." "Shekhar is not a film scene that we can copy" "It's so confusing." "Make it clear." " I'm the director" "I'll shoot them in double role, it'll save his masquerade" "But Shekhar, it'll be expensive" "I'd rather spend than earn infamy" "Mr Chelaramani, my sons are smarter than me" "It's a matter of pride but I don't know Why it hurts." "Please save my masquerade" "Save my masquerade." " It'll be fine" "Ms Nisha, you should've come to the party, you'd have had such fun" "Your husband and I had so much fun the entire party was left gaping with their eyes wide open" "Their voice went digital." " Really?" "And what happens later is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "The two of us saw ourselves standing right before us" "Four of you?" " Yes, four" "Then I saw a video camera on." "We were actually on a video screen" "That's when I realised that it was a stealth shot" "Really?" " Since it was amazing, I thought of giving you a recorded cassette." "Shall I play it for you?" "Sure." " I'll show you." "Just watch" "So you took the video guy along with you, eh?" "Smart Alec" "Ms Nisha, your son is amazing" "You must've seen a lot of detective movies while you were pregnant, I guest" "He's just the size of a carrot, but he's a self-styled detective" "When you go to grand parties, you don't take the video guys along" "So just watch and pass no comments" "Enjoy the video" "That's funny" "Oh my God" "Which means even your son Tuk-tuk suspects you?" "And why not?" "He's Nisha's son" "But why does he suspect that the two of us are one and the same?" "He said he'll expose me." " Expose?" "If the two of them see us talking to each other, they will be left gaping" "In fact, all the four will be left gaping." "Count the big girls too" "Anything to say, Tuk-tuk?" " No, but I want to show you something." "Toni" "Pirated cassettes of "Twins" and "Duplicate" ?" "What does that mean?" "In Duplicate there were two Shah Rukh Khans" "But are there really two Shah Rukh Khans?" "And in Twins, there were two 'Salman Khans." "But are there really two" "But you guys are two" "Yes, and we are seen together" "We can shake hands, wring ears, even hug each other" "Why don't we see you guys together?" " Why don't we see you guys together'" "Your daddy is a busy man" "Your daddy is a big man, he has no time to spare" "As for me, I have enough time" "Ms Nisha, I'm taking this no more." "Next time, tell Shekhu to be present" "Shekhu?" " Shekhar." "He's my friend now" "From now on, we will play together, hold our noses, wring our ears hug each other we'll do everything together" "But how?" "And when?" "Ma!" "Sire you remember me?" "Yes, you remember me." "I'm the one with two wives" "As you said I'll be married twice, I am" "But these days, I'm in trouble." " Don't consider it to be trouble" "Please explain." "If this is not trouble, is it a joke then?" "This is not trouble." "This is what you movie people call a trailer" "The real trouble is yet to come." "Soon" "Ominous" "Sire, my life has become a documentary on earthquakes" "And you say it's just a trailer." "So what lies ahead?" "You will know when it hits you, son" "You will know" "You will know then" "Why did he keep repeating it?" "A tempest is approaching I guess" "I must do something." "How many more acts will you perform" "For Nisha, you are right now If Shekhar is to fly in" "Sher Singh must go somewhere." " Where?" "Thank you" "The flight from Singapore has landed, he should be here now" "I'll leave now." "It's also time for Tom's papa to arrive" "What are you doing here?" "Have you planned to stay here for good?" "Oh no, I was actually leaving" " Never mind, I'm here" "Actually, I'm going on a trip to Goa for fifteen days" "I thought of meeting my wife before leaving" "A new excuse" "See you." "Take care." " Bye" "Hi carbon copies!" "What are you copying from each other?" "No, we are making maps" "I'm drawing Singapore while he's mapping Goa" "These boys are devils" "Bye Sweety." "Bye, Ms Nisha." " Mr Sher Singh, please wait a while our friend should be here any moment" " No, I'm going by car" "Have to negotiate the hills, you see." " Yes mummy, he has to go" "If he doesn't go, how will he return?" "So confusing." "It's not very clear" "Moron !" "If Sher Singh doesn't leave, how will Shekhar return?" "What are you guys trying to say?" "My Papa leaves and returns as his papa" "I never noticed this before" "You are unnecessarily taking the kids seriously, Ms Nisha" "Such coincidences happen sometimes." " Not sometimes" "It always happens" "I think you must stay back today" "What are you saying, Sweety?" "If I stay back, who will earn bread?" "I'm not asking you to wait a lifetime." "Please wait for a while" "Sweety" " You're not going to miss the train" "You're going to Goa by car, you could drive a trifle faster" "I don't mind driving fast, I don't have a problem" "Mr Chelaramani is scared of the hills, he gets uneasy travelling at nights" "Sir, you said you are an all-rounder, how come the hills make you uneasy?" "Please explain" "Hill rides make him puke Sher Singh, why do you make excuse:" "Wait for a while, he'll be here now." "Let's sit together and enjoy" "Why'd I make excuses?" "I also want to enjoy." "It's their problem" "They are busy guys." "Ask them" "As you wish, guys." "Tell me" "Well, let's all enjoy." " Yes, let's enjoy" "We can't enjoy!" " Why not?" "Explain" "My film is already delayed by 7 years." "If it is delayed more, I'll die" "You have taken 7 years to complete 7 reels" "A delay of seven hours will not harm you" "Besides, it's the duty of the father to clear the children's suspicion" "Don't blame the children for your suspicion" "Don't take undue advantage of my leniency" "And don't try to be an obstacle in my path." "The name is Sher Singh" "That doesn't give you the right to always roar and shut me up" "Let me see how you go out today." "Implore you !" "For the sake of your son" "Are you trying to put me in a bind?" "Not trying, I am doing it." " For the sake of my son?" "Yes!" " All right then" "Yes!" "Yes!" "All right, no problem." "It's all right" "It's all right." "I'm bound by an oath" "Lord, please save me from this calamity" "Else, I'll drop dead" "Who the bloody hell are you?" "Who the hell are you ?" "Me?" "What a thing to ask." "I'm me." "Shekhar." "Nisha's husband and this house is mine" "Nisha look what's wrong with Sher Singh." "He asks me, who I am" "I'm not joking and you better get serious and tell us who you are" "And what for are you here ?" " Why does a man come home ?" "This house is mine, it's my wife and my kids." "Now what's your act?" "You've gone mad ?" "Nisha, darling where are you ?" " Oh-ho !" "He calls my wife that !" "I'm going to carve you up in a hundred pieces and I'll feed you to the vultures" "Mr Sher Singh, mind your language !" "How can you become so abusive ?" "Never mind his language, you know what Sher Singh just said ?" "Oh I'm too angry to talk about it." "Rather Sher Singh, what you've dared to say to me, let's see you telling my wife" "Speak" "Why don't you speak ?" "What have you been telling him ?" "Sweety Oh Sweety" "Nisha, I'm Sher Singh and I am Shekha and I'm husband to both of you" "Sher Singh !" "We're amiable folks, but it doesn't mean we'll let you get away: with insulting us" "Good lady, before I do something nasty take your husband away" "Else, what would you do ?" " Get out" "Get out of my house" "Shut up !" "And listen to me, Nisha" "He is a cunning and dangerous impostor" "He wants to use my helplessness and he wants to usurp my place" "Listen please, I think you're ill." " Shut up, nothing's ill about me" "But why don't I make him ill, let me break this chameleon's legs" "Good lady, now this is too much !" "One more minute and I'll call the police" "And what will the police do ?" " Shut up, silly" "I'm calling the police" "True, I ask for clarifications, be it anything." "But for a change, I'm clear" "He is Sher Singh." "He is Shekhar." "He's husband to both these women" "And he's the writer of our film." "Clear ?" "I see, film company-wallahs ?" "Yes !" "And now this fraud invades the writer's life" "So you clear out this fraud, quick." " Quick ?" "That never came clear" "Never play with Pange." "Clear ?" "No, abundantly clear" "You know him that long to be guarantor" " No !" "I don't even know him" "He's the one who'll vouch for him, he's the writer's employer vouch for him" "What are you saying !" "How can I vouch for him, I barely know him." "Period for how long five years ?" " I know nothing" "What've I known him for 5-7 years" "Mark my words" " One minute" "What proof that you are Shekhar ?" "What proof that you are Pange ?" "Do you see two of me ?" "No, right?" "Answer, what proof have you ?" "Aw about someone who was my landlady before I married Nisha ?" "How about my boss who owned the car showroom where I worked ?" "Oh yes, here's my Singapore ticket" "And my passport, at least you won't find it flawed" "Excuse me" "Not his !" "It's my passport !" "I don't know how it came to be with him" "And I had no plans of visiting Singapore, I was lying to Nisha" "Look, you are making lame excuses." "Still, I give you one more chance" "lave you any proof of being Shekhar" " Have I" "I have." " Show me" "I have my proof !" "Tuk-tuk, you remember marking my arr and Tony spied you." "And Tony nu marked my shoe and Tuk-tuk knew You remember ?" "Tell him, tell him" "Say it." " Mister, don't psyche the kids" "If you have solid evidence, the talk about it" "Solid evidence diary !" "He night when Nisha's daddy was killer I confessed to him about my bigamy" "And he wrote it down in his diary" "I'll show you the diary !" "Now!" "Excuse me Madam is it true that your Daddy wrote diaries ?" "Yes, Daddy wrote his diaries everyday" "Look, this diary is proof of my honesty oak, we got married on June 16." "Read" " Show me" "Tl happy, my daughter Nisha is married" "Shekhar is such a gentleman, he loves only Nisha" "Today, I have a son, my son-in-law" "There's nothing in it, like what you say" "He even switched the diaries !" "I even copied the handwriting of a long-dead man ?" "This man came after loads of planning he did big-time planning her Singh, step floundering and get 01 or else, I'll have to arrest you" "Are you dying to go to jail ?" " Hold on a minute, he's threatening" "Doesn't mean he has got me, has he ?" "he's playing cop, it means, I'm thief?" "No !" " My last point." "If he is Shekhar, let him give the combination to the lock in the safe." "Only Nisha and I know it" "Have the scoundrel speak !" "Speak 38492" "Damn you" "What's he, man or bug ?" " Low did this creep get under my skin'." "Get out, vanish" "A spy destroyed my life?" "Shut up !" "'You're Shekhar, are you ?" "The property the business are all yours ?" "What's your turnover for the year ?" " Who cares for figures" "I don't care, I'm a fun-loving Punjabi, I eat, drink and make merry" "Accounting is Mr Rae's job" "Officer !" "There's one man !" "One man can unravel this conspiracy" "Our accountant, Mr Rao nu mean, I kept Nisha in the dark about something as grave as your other woman" "How preposterous" "Are you in your senses ?" "Nisha" "I'm not that bad ?" " You're worse" "This chameleon bought you out !" "I'll kill you" "I'm going to kill you" "I won't spare you." " Back off." "No manhandling" "It's a conspiracy to trap me" "And I I've one last proof, to establish my bonafides one last resort !" "I'll go to any extent but I won't lie when I swear by my kid" "I swear, I am Sher Singh and I am Shekhar, too" "I too, swear by my son, I am Shekhar" "Beware." " He swears falsely upon my son's life" "Enough." "No playing with Pange" "Trying to enter their homes or offices s no good for you anymore, ever again" "Sweety oi Sweety !" "Where is your mother gone ?" "You did not stop her ?" "Oh Sweety!" "Oh, I am ruined !" "Oh, what a liar you were" "All those nights you went after her, on the pretext of story-sittings" "Sweety !" " What a fool I was !" "Sweety !" " Your Sweety is dead !" "No !" "I'll never let you do that !" "Let go of it" "Let me !" " I was such a fool !" "Let go of the stove." " I won't let you commit suicide" "I still got to cook dinner, let go." " I imagined you'd kill yourself" "It'd land my mother in jail." " For what sin will I kill myself?" "God !" "I thought you were a superhero, you turned out to be a philanderer" "No Sweety, I'm not !" " Sweety, what a terrible thing to say" "What has the dear boy done ?" " That you ask the boy you trusted" "You will despair !" " My Sharon, what we you done ?" "Why don't I hear your voice ?" " Because his heart isn't in it" "My son's father says, he has two wives" "What !" " Oh God !" "He has two wives !" " Yes ?" "And that boy who resembles Tony" " Oh yes!" "He is his son !" "Nisha, the other woman" " Oh !" "Oh God !" " Mother !" "Oh God !" "What've I done ?" "I never imagined it'd come to this" "Mother !" "Don't punish me so harshly for so small a wrong." "Ma, hit me !" "Slap me !" "Give me a thrashing, but please, don't leave me" "Please don't leave me, Ma" "Son !" "Where are you ?" "You?" "Oh Nisha, dearest wife !" "Nisha you pushed me away ?" "Look at me," "I'm your Shekhar, Tuk-tuk's Papa." " No" "For your sake, I renounced a world of women." "The law might ask for proof but how can you not know who I am ?" "Nisha !" "How dare you step in here" "Keep your voice down" "You don't see ?" "Husband and wife are talking" "Throw him out" "You cannot throw me out" "Put that stick away" "I'm going away, you needn't" "Back off" "And you Nisha hear me out." "No impostor can be a lover" "Nisha, your eyes can be fooled." "But in your heart, you'll always know" "Nisha, you are being defrauded" "Beware of this impostor" "Take care" "He won't relent, will he ?" "I forbid you from coming here" "Put him in the slammer." " Wait a minute" "No policeman can cuff Sher Singh" "What's so different about you ?" " I'm willing, why should you drag me '" "I'm coming, let's get talking" "As for you!" "You two?" "What's that get-up ?" "He other day, we watched you in action So, our reaction" "Your fists speak faster than words, so we thought we needed protection" "What's your business here ?" " To bail out Sher Singh" "No !" "He isn't much of an acquaintance'" " Go on" "Between men, it's a duty, no?" "To help one another?" "Sit" "Smiled, is snared." " Tea for my guests" "Say, Sher Singh is Shekhar ?" "Yes." "One and the same." " The same" "But I can't give a guarantee." "How can I stand guarantee for a man" "Absolutely clear" "Fetch Sher Singh" "Sher Singh, you're out on bail, don't think you're free" "What else, if not free ?" "Sher Singh, I want to help." " Sure" "Because I think you're honest." " Indeed" "But you can't enter Nisha's house." " What if I use the backdoor ?" "You got no way in, you just cannot." " What kind of contention is that ?" "What kind of choice have I ?" " Over here this Shekhar" "You know, this Shekhar Not Shekhar, he's not a bloody Shekha" "I'm both Shekhar and Sher Singh." "He's masquerading" "He has links to the top brass." " The top brass is involved ?" "Yes." "I've orders to handle this case very strictly." "So my hands are tied" "Strange, the hands of the law, tied ?" "And the hands of criminals, untied ?" "And the public at large, crippled." "I mean, public interest is sacrificed" "And no one dares touch the ones who lot their hands in the whole damn soul" "So whose is the hand ?" " Hand ?" "I mean, the complicity of it Oh forget it and think it this way the police, and I mean you, wish to help a man in trouble, no ?" "Yes and ?" " May I make throw a suggestion ?" "Say it." " Finish him, in a fake encounter" "No, don't be cross, I've one more option I can kill him, you get me off the hook" "Get off my table" "Like this ?" "You take him away, now, or I'll arrest both of you" "Did I suggest the impossible ?" "Listen, get me a tea." " Yes sir" "And a pill for a headache." " Sure sir" "Mr Shekhar" "Hi, here we are." " Welcome" "Here you go." " The cheque cashed ?" "You forged the signature beautifully, no one even suspected" "One more cheque for 500,000." "Sign it." " One more ?" "The boss says, no problem, go ahead." " Aren't you being too greedy ?" "Considering the risks, no" "Papa, ball" "Shut up" "How many times I've told you not to barge in when we're talking" "And what good are you, governess ?" "Get out of here" "Come, Tuk-tuk" "Bravo, true sons of Sher Singh !" "But how did you find out he's not me 1" "That man smokes cigarettes." "And you hate cigarettes like Mummy hates you do wisecracks, smart aleck." "Don't rub I and put your minds together and thin" "My mind isn't working." " How about stealing his cigarettes ?" "Smoking can be proof for the police ?" "Ho use." "He has smoked out every pro:" "'his villain hides behind a smokescreen I got to blow that smokescreen" "It you must handle your mummy for me my prestige is in your hands" "Papa, don't worry !" "His every song" "I'll turn into sorrow." " Bravo !" "You and I and solitude" "Am I in a soup ?" "Come into my embrace" "Please, I need some space" "The air is charged with Iowa's musk and my; heart is gone wild" "Wild" "Awakening, of myriad emotions warn a flaring of storm" "Please, relent" "Please, desist" "Waiting, is more endearing, let the longing linger" "Every breath torments" " Wait, a few more moments" "If only I can touch you" " You're touched" "What's tiring, my love is this endless yearning" "You and I and solitude." " What a terrible soup" "Come into my embrace." " Please, now I need some space" "The air is charged with Iowa's musk and my; heart is gone wild" "Wild" "How clever, bravo !" "What a job you've done !" "Now, how about some ideas, if you don't mind." "This torture has left me disturbed in the mind" "You guys, you give me some thoughts" " Papa, for all the tales you spin, you can't fix your own tale ?" " You've my scriptwriter's genes !" "What a lead !" "Now let me think" "The pen, mightier than the evil now gives a tough time to the devil" "The villain's end is disaster, the story is penned by the writer" "By his mother !" " Papa !" "I don't think I swore low did this kind of a problem crop up" " Money isn't important, life is" "Denied life, it's all a graveyard." " But why must this happen ?" "Why indeed" "Obeisances, holy men." " Saturn is inclement negative forces are at work, tough time in the making, a threat to his life" "A life-threat !" " Nonsense" "You see, the difference it'd make, if the coconut fell two inches closer ?" "Holy fathers !" " Be warned by me, that was the third accident of the day." "Only God can save you from the fourth" "And no escape?" "What are you doing ?" "Let's go" "Stop child !" "Do not avert your face from the gurus' The gurus are omniscient" "Oh !" "I see the angel of death look up there" "What should I do ?" " To save your husband's life you must make penance for 21 days." "Will you do it?" "I shall" "Child, you know what penance entails' Abstinence, not only from food total abstinence." "Including husband." "Wear a Keep safe distance label" "I shall do all you wish !" " Misha, I don't believe this" "Do not touch !" "Stay away" "Masters!" "Masters?" "Don't touch !" " Misha, don't believe in all this" "I said, no !" " Misha" "Don't touch me !" "Bless the gurus" "Relax man, 21 days will pass." "Cut the crap and say why you called n" "Boss wants to meet, to make sure you':" "not frustrated and doing silly things" "Where is he, call him." " Right away" "Mr Rae '2?" "Mr Policeman ?" "Welcome" "What gives ?" "Call your boss." "Let's talk it out with him" "Boss ?" "Who's boss ?" "No one else's here but the two of us" "Rae" "How did you know that behind the mirror lam?" "Mr Baldev Chopra, I've come to know, you're behind whatever there is" "Behind Rae's treachery, you are" "Behind Sher Singh's ruination, you are" "And behind the fake Shekhar's masquerade, you are" "Fake Shekhar ?" "You are taking big chances, do you know what you're saying ?" "What little I know is enough for sending you to jail for life" "Do you remember the night?" "It was your son Vicky who killed Nisha's father" "Don't come near, I'll shoot" "I'll shoot" "Several people lost their lives" "But Vicky escaped unhurt 'hen he got to you, a happy amazement was shining in your unblinking eyes" "You are alive ?" "Thank God, you're alive" "But Vicky's face was burnt" "It was plastic surgeon Dr Modi, who fixed it" "Doctor, you've worked a miracle !" "No one can tell, his face was burnt" "No big deal, Mr Chopra" "Science has progressed in rapid strides If I wish, I can plant your face on his" "Or his face on yours" "Thank you, doctor" "Vicky's face was fixed, not his fate." "To escape indictment for murder" "Vicky found himself a prisoner, confined in his own house" "And Rae was telling you that Shekhar had discovered the grand theft" "Rao, you got two options." "Either you find the money, or you go to jail" "No, I got a third option" "I'll blackmail Shekhar." " Blackmail ?" "Yes, he has two wives" "And he's been telling his two wives that he's two different men me Sher Singh ; and another, Shekha" "You've shown me the way to a fortune" "In a moment, a dangerous plot was born in your mind" "Your son Vicky underwent plastic surgery, once again" "You spin an interesting yarn, but" " I even have proof" "Really ?" "Inspector Naik" "'he smartest of criminals get caught for the silliest mistakes." "Your mistake as giving Dr Modi, a cheque of 500,00 and I wondered what this between" "Shekhar and a plastic surgeon ?" "I called Dr Modi in for routine enquiry, the man was honest, he rattled off the whole story" "Mr Chopra, the story is over" "Now get ready to spend the rest of your lives in jail" "Now, come on" "What will you get out of sending us to jail ?" "Maybe you'll make it to page three on some newspaper ?" "I know, you are scrupulously honest but honesty pays little" "To live in a world of your dreams, one must be a little dishonest, yes ?" "Of course, to keep a secret a secret," "I'll pay you. 2.5 million" "5 million ?" "10 million !" "Oh my God !" "Oh such longing, such yearning is mine, I miss you, my:" "love" ".re you throwing the bread in my face I say, give me some respect" "Good" "Why haven't you drunk your milk ?" " I don't want to" "Like your father, you want to drink my blood ?" "Always no-this no-that !" "Why are you beating the kid ?" "Oh, am I to spoil him rotten, so he can become a philanderer like his father ?" "Behave yourself !" "I've told you the circumstances of that marriage" "Oh, I'm like a drum, bearing the brunt of emotional outbursts on either end" "Oh, you wouldn't give it out, until it got drummed out of you" "If you hadn't evil on your mind, you would've made a clean breast of it" "I might have even forgiven you." "But no, you lived in sin for 7 years" "Oh, those night-long story-sittings !" "low I know what sittings were all about" "Earning me about socializing with Nisha it'll give our son a complex" "Complex !" "How could you say, the story would out !" "Phony conversations on the phone, Ir Shekhar-how-are-you-and-what-not" "You wouldn't give away the duplicity and fool I was I never made you out !" "Stop playing that record !" "Will you let me eat, or not?" "You're taking off every time I reach for a morsel, why did you serve food if you want me to starve ?" "Take the call" "Sweaty, how are you my; child ?" "Daddy!" "Sweaty , what 'vs the matter '2?" "What's wrong, baby ?" " Please, I beg you" "I'm so happy" "Who the hell is this ?" "You've made my wife cry" "Who the hell are you ?" " Son-in-law, it's me" "Father-in-law !" "H?" "respects !" " Never mind, whys is Sweet?" "crying ?" "It's nothing, she's getting emotional, saying what a cartoon her daddy is, he doesn't even care to contact her for months" "Let me talk" "Son, let me talk to Sweaty." " She's gone hello, I can't hear" "Speak up I can't hear." " What's happening ?" "Speak up." " Why was Sweet?" "crying ?" "Speak up." "Any Problem ?" "Louder" " Talk to me" "Can't hear her voice must be disconnected" "I've lost my voice, after all this screaming" "If word outs about your fraud, you've dug your grave" "I'll dig a grave for the man who's turned my life into a maze" "But what's my look-alike looking for ?" " The wealth, what else ?" "Wealth?" " He'll make that clear" "Fool, if it wasn't for the wealth, would he pose as Shekhar for Misha ?" "He could've stayed Sweety's Sher Singh" "Oh, now I realise !" " Thank my stars, he does" "That takes me to the bank" "Sher Singh has changed his signature Modi got his money, Rao got his, you got yours and in time for my turn, Sher Singh changed his signature ?" "Pange, Sher Singh isn't the simpleton you make him out to be" "That's a scoundrel of as writer and a fighter and he even threatened to vivisect me." " What was vivisect ?" "Dissect me to pieces." " Irrespective, if you betray me" "I'll tear you to pieces." " Hey Pange !" "No messing with Pange" "I must have my money in a week" "You get me ?" "Else" "Mr Pange" " Mr Pange listen" "Oh my God, now what?" "Nothing will happen" "I'll steal the money and Sher Singh will take the rap" "Come inside a hundred woes always come my way, you're welcome too" "So who is it ?" "Oh Mummy !" "' My baby !" "Son, look who's here" "Father-in-law !" "My deepest respects !" "Mother-in-law !" "My deepest respects !" "How come you came without telling ?" "'Are known men to marry: second wives without telling anyone." "Am I unwelcome" "Water, please" "What do you mean to say ?" "If my daughter isn't happy, your sister won't be happy either" "You will forsake your second wife or you can keep your sister at home" "The wife won't let me eat, her brother won't let me drink" "Come on Sweaty." " Where ?" "Home" "But this is home for me, would I forsake my home to live with strangers ?" "Strangers ?" "In marriage, your daughter is estranged, no ?" "And you never sacrifice the joys of your family for the woes of strangers" "You'll forsake the one you were sworn 1 marriage forever, come joy or sorrow" "What fault is hers ?" "But my child" " Now she is your child" "If anyone torments her, it'll be the death of me" "Let's go." " How can you leave like this ?" "At least you'll stay for tea ?" "won't impose myself upon my daughter" "Indirectly, you are refusing me your hospitality ?" "Understanding, I leave to the best of your abilities." "We are leaving" "We'll see you off" "Mother !" "You're great, Sweet?" "!" "You are no lady I mean, you are a goddess" "Despite all that happened, for whatever you have done for my family, you must be so big-hearted !" "~ Not that big-hearted !" "Don't touch me" "I'm not hurting you, am I?" " Coming from you, one and the same ls that so ?" "You hurt if I even touch you ?" "Then hit me Sweaty, hit me" "After what you've done for my sister, I'll suffer you without a whimper" "Hurt me more Sweaty, throw me out of this house" "That's what you want, isn't it so you can walk straight into her arms" "God !" "What've I gotten myself into ?" "What am I to do with this man ?" "If I was human, you'd do whatever" "I'm becoming like a drum, for taking it on my nether ends" "Soon, the transmogrification will be complete." "I am drum" "Boy, you are crying ?" "For my papa's troubles, he has turned into a drum" "Drum ?" "My mummy won't talk to him." "And my stepmother won't let him talk" "This fake papa has put my papa into a lot of tensions" "What am I to do, Oh what do I do ?" "Tell me something" " Yes please?" "That's for me." " Attitude" "If the documents are so important, Why are you putting them in my safe 1" "Let's go in, I'll tell you." "Son, you stay here" "I go to do it because of Sher Singh." "'here's no knowing how much he know" "He might whack important papers." " How right, I never thought of it" "I suspect Sher Singh is right outside." "The bag is right behind you" "The property papers are in the safe ?" " Yes" "And the jewellery is in the bag ?" " What need for the jewellery ?" "If you keep the jewellery, what will my wife wear ?" "Sure you don't know me ?" "Shekhar, alias Sher Singh" "Sher Singh?" " Yes" "No !" " Yes" "Yes !" "Daylight robbery !" "Nisha, Sher Singh also knocked me out like this" "Papa !" "Run away from here !" " What happened ?" "Duplicate papa pretended to be you and he stole all Mummy's jewellery" "The police is looking for you" "Wait here" "Oh sweet angels !" "Are you running from the law ?" " Hot running away, running to the lam" "And thanks to my lucky streak, I've got bailors with me" "Meet Mr Chellaramani." " All my money for your bail?" "Get me, this is the last time I'm letting you off on bail he next time, I won't need you because once I'm done with the impostor his ears will be shaken and his heart will hear no more" "You mean, his ears will hear no more, his heart will be shaken" "Something like that" "What would you do to do that ?" " Something to make his Soul wonder" "And his mind will tremble." " The mind will wonder and" "Soul will tremble." " Something like that" "What would you do to do that ?" " That which I'll do to you when I find out." " What !" "Meaning, you'll know when he does it." " What will you do ?" "You're screaming like my opponent's lackey would." "I haven't decided, how can I tell you what I'll do ?" "But one thing's for sure" "I'll do something for sure" "What's this something ?" " Something can be anything" "You should've found out what he's thinking" "I asked and he said, he hasn't thought of anything" "So until he thinks of doing something, we keep thinking fearfully of what he might be thinking." " With fear in our hearts" "Why didn't you do something about him" " You could've done so much to him like putting him away for four months" " Like I rule the roost?" ";mall-time crime doesn't count." "He'll b' out on bail." "It takes big-time crime" "Murder frame him for murder!" " Then I can even fake an encounter something's got to be done !" "Then Nisha ends up with Vicky and we get the mom" "Vicky?" "That means, he is hope he won't end up killing you when you're pulling off the fake encounter" "That too, might happen ?" " Anything might happen" "What happened ?" " I just don't trust that guy" "I think someone was over there." " Who?" "Yes who is this ?" "I'm Maggie" "And I'm the noodle." "Go on" " What?" "I mean, just go on." " I've found out who the look-alike is" "I know who's behind the whole plot" "Whose plot is it, Maggie say it !" "I can't say over the phone." "I fear for my life." "I think they're after me" "Please see me at Victoria Fountain." " A bath, a change and I'll dash for it" "Just come over, never mind the change" " In a minute, just you wait" "Stop here" "No change, sir." " It's okay" "Thanks" "Maggie she made a noodle out of me" "Now tell me, who are these guys after me, what do you know ?" "Maggie, I'm talking to you and you're staring like a zombie ?" "Maggie, don't you understand, I need to know who's after me" "Maggie what's the matter with you E" "They did it to her!" "I hope I don't get framed for it" "Run" "Auto rickshaw" "Nothing could be a worse piece of evidence !" "Where's my loincloth ?" "Anything found ?" "A loincloth" "But this is Sher Singh's loincloth" "This means, Sher Singh committed the murder" "Sher Singh Sher Singh" "Stop !" " The cops are looking for you" "And you're walking around like a free bird ?" "But no need to fear." "We've such a piece:" "of evidence against that fake Shekhar;" "not even the police can save him !" " These fools think, I am Sher Singh" "But where is the evidence ?" " Not here" "Then where ?" " Where no one has ever been" "Look" "So this is the proof you were cheating me" "It's called cheating the cheater" "Undress" " Undress, why ?" "Unless you undress, how to make him Shekhar and you a Sher Singh ?" "And unless you are Sher Singh, how can the police go for you ?" "I'll make sure you cops are transferred" "Sher Singh, stop" "You what are you doing here ?" " Where else should I be ?" "Not at your papa's birthday party ?" " ls his dad as much of a scoundrel ?" "What are you wondering ?" " How I forgot my papa's birthday" "That's why I tell you not to drink so much" "Get to the party." " Party ?" "You aren't coming ?" "Forgot again ?" "The private airplane is being delivered today" "We bought it with Nisha's money." " With my wife's money ?" "Your girl won't let you touch her, take her up in the plane, have fun" "What happened ?" "Wonderful idea." "Why didn't you say it before ?" "I know, you must've a bank of ideas." " Oh sure" "Let's talk all about it in the car." "Let's go party" "Vicky's dad?" "Many happy returns of the day." " Let's have a wonderful evening" "Son why are you standing so far ?" "Won't you give your daddy a hug ?" "God bless you, son." " Thank you, Daddy" "Rao, I gave you a job to do, what are you doing here ?" "I was on my way there, Vicky forced me to come here" "So Rao works for Chopra, also for Vicky and he's the mole" "Mr Chopra" "Doctor and Rao" "And Chopra, in league" "Shekhar, how are you ?" " Okay" "Okay ?" " Absolutely fine" "Let me take a look" "Yes, perfectly fine." " Sure it is" "Like I told you, as long as you take the pills, you'll be fine" "What pills" " In plastic surgery, it happens" "Replacing one face with another is no easy undertaking" "I hope the irritation isn't persisting ?" " In time, every itch will go away" "If you're in love, let it rip" "If you're dying for someone, let it rip" "If you're silent, your heart will rip in Iowa's grip" "Those heartfelt passions, don't keep unsated" "Don't wait till time and seasons have fled" "Listen my lovely, don't drive me crazy in tosses of your tresses" "Till gone, the glint in your eyes and dreams have faded, waiting" "in silence, your chance is losing" "In pursuits of amour, games of the heart lives in wandering, are lost" "If you're in love, let it rip" "If you're dying for someone, let it rip" "If in silence, let my heart rip in love's grip" "That happens yes Vicky ?" "What are you trying to do dressed like Sher Singh ?" "I was forced to dress like this !" "And I'm not trying anything except to escape from the police." " What rot !" "Even last night you were partying with us." " It wasn't me, it was Sher Singh" "What !" " Last night, I partied with death" "What do you mean to say ?" " Sher Singh's Johnnies led me to him hen they made a Sher Singh out of me set the cops after me and rent to partying pretending to be Vicky" " Oh my God" "I Dad what's Sher Singh doing here" "Shut up !" "I'm not Sher Singh !" " Then whatever are you ?" "Dad, I'm your Vicky, your son." " You're the son, I'm not?" "You expect them to believe you ?" "You take them for outright morons ?" "Now, Pange's going to get you" "No need to use the phone" "Pange has arrived and heard" "He says he is Vicky." "Even you say, you are" "Go on, prove you're saying the truth" "Yes, the truth will out in two minutes" "What proof have you ?" " Daddy, what proof do you want?" "About the time when nu caught me smoking when I was kid" "Or do you wish to see the revolver I used to kill Nisha's daddy ?" "Ow about the passport that Mr Rao stole for me from Shekhar's residence ?" "Dad, he's using our bag of tricks upon us." "Last night when you were drunk he must've gotten it out of you and now he's trying to be clever" "Mr Rao I'm Vicky man, come on !" "Head to toe, from shirt to loincloth you've got Sher Singh screaming out" "Hold it !" "If you are Vicky, then say, where is the video which Mr Rao filmed" "The video I studied to become Shekhai where is it ?" "Inside my locker at the health-club." "Next, the locker number ?" "It's 111" "This creep has gotten into my skin, get rid of him, Mr Rao, get rid of him" "Reminds you ?" "It's Sher Singh-speak low watch me take the truth out of him" "Well if you are Vicky for real then, what did Sher Singh say exactly when you quizzed him about his company's turnover" "I don't care, I'm a fun-loving Punjabi, I eat, drink and make merry" "Proved." "Who was the Punjabi ?" "Sher Singh" "Who ate and drank and made merry ?" "Sher Singh" "That's Sher Singh for you" "Dad Mr Rao what are you up to ?" " Do you take us for fools ?" "No one's falling for you." "You are Sher Singh" "And he is Vicky." "Proved" "Daddy, come to your senses or I'll beat you into it" "You talk of beating your daddy ?" "He can never be my son." "Take him out" "Beauties, both" "Two together could drive a man crazy" "You you're back home ?" "Indeed" "Come, let me give you a proper welcome" "No need, cut it out and make tea for m" "Sure, first I'll tell your mother her brave son has returned" "She is cynical or is she ?" "But it's time to telephone that bastard" "Might be Pange" "Sher Singh" "Not Pange." "Someone else" "Who is that ?" "Vicky speaking" "You're still speaking ?" "Speak" "Guess where I'm speaking from ?" "You use an orifice other than a mouth to speak ?" "I'm speaking from your house" "Where I fall silent, you begin to speak ?" "It's not only about speaking, it's also about seeing before my eyes, your pretty wife" "[u tricked the other woman into penance but this one, I'm not going to spare" "Silly, you got yourself a wrong number And you're in for lots of disturbance" "Sher Singh!" "Completely unabashed" "And that disturbance, from a woman ?" "Must check her out" "Sweaty" " What is it ?" "Come to the bedroom, we got to talk." " With you in the bedroom ?" "Never" "Come quietly, or I'll force my will." " You'll force your will?" "Oh no !" " Mother-in-law !" "He means rape !" "No Mother !" "I never meant that." " How shameless !" "You rape me ?" "Get out !" " Oh no !" "Oh these women !" "Ran mother-in-law did he run away to the other woman ?" "Wait" "Are you blind ?" " What rot !" "What !" " You bumped into me" "I did ?" "You rascal !" "Weren't you whistling at me ?" "You want to mess with Pange ?" "I never whistled, when did I ?" "You didn't !" "Then go whistling now" "I'm a policeman." "Never mess with policemen" "But policemen can mess with girls ?" "Strange !" "When did I mess ?" "You mean, we're messing with you ?" "When did I?" " Bash him up" "What's going on ?" "Stop" "Stand aside" "Sir, it's her doing" "No, it's her doing Oh no !" "They're all in it together" "He's lying !" " He slammed into me" "Then I asked why are you teasing us, he said, you're good for teasing only" "What a loafer, he even whistled at me." " I warned him, I'd call my husband e says, I'm here." "You need a husband" " And you know what he did to me ?" "Silence" "Mr Pange, you've brought the police department to shame." "You're fire" "Sher Singh, what are you up to ?" "I needed the money, that's why." "Try to understand me" "What are you up to ?" " The door won't give" "Imagine what'll happen if I break the steering wheel" "An accident." " Correct" "Here you go" "Sher Singh, you're being foolish, you'll kill is both" "Not us." "You alone" "Bye-bye" "Sher Singh !" "Save my life !" "The wife I love less will die ?" "What are you saying ?" "Nothing except fate's writ" "What a terrible writ" "Worse, isn't clear." "Which wife does he love less, which one is to die ?" "N time, comes answer to all questions" " I need answers, I've two little sons" "They need their mothers." "Please pray, let this crisis blows away" "He has turned the tables upon us" "Yes, paid us back in our coin" "Daddy, you're the world's first father who tattooed on his son's arm, his worst enemy's name" "I only got it tattooed with an SS." "Where did you get the NH ?" "I got it done to say, Sher Singh, I'm not" "Thanks be, we're alive." "What must've happened to Mr Rao ?" "I've my doubts he's alive" "I'd much rather be dead" "Mr Rao !" "Mr Rao, what've you done to yourself, have you taken the wrong pills ?" "No !" " How did this happen to you ?" "Sher Singh threw me into a jungle." " Into a jungle ?" "1 you know what happened to me then" " What happened ?" "I can't begin to re-live it !" " Mr Rao, you must tell us" "No" " Whisper it in my ears" "Say it." " In my ears" "What rot !" "A bear in the forest ?" "It went to that extent ?" "Bloody bear !" "Vicky my son" "It's me" "Dad, what've you been up to ?" "I've been looking for you for 4 days" "While you were looking for me, I was looking for Sher Singh" "I'm Vicky !" "Sher Singh, I'm not!" "Hit him you hear ?" "Listen to him, he was hard to find" "Get to the mansion in Panvel, we're waiting for you" "Enough of this cat and mouse game, we'll put an end to it today" "Why only the game, it's endgame for you too, bloody dad" "You !" "What are you doing here ?" "I only came to tell you that our husband has landed in a trap" "But you don't worry, as long as lam alive, he can come to no harm" "Also," "Tuk-tuk has no one but me in this whole wide world" "If something happens to me, please take care of my son" "Daughter-in-law wait, listen" "Welcome, son" "Daddy, where is Shekhar ?" "Shekhar ?" "Shekhar, you are" "I mean, where is Sher Singh ?" "Sher Singh ?" "Pange, show him Sher Singh" "Sher Singh, I'm not" "So what do I mean to say if I mean to ay, I'm not Sher Singh." "Means, you are'" "Jr whatever he did to you, you can take revenge and count the bones you break" "What are you doing ?" "Hit the bastard, smash him" "Over here" "That's it" "Freeze" "Now move, over" "I take your life or I let you live !" "Do you think you deserve it?" "Stop it" "Misha..." "Sweaty" "You'll do nothing of the sort, Vicky." "Or, I'll pump all six into your brains" "If you're alive afterwards, I'll vivisect you" "Silly ladies, I'm hero." "He's villain." "I mean, I am the Sher Singh" "And he is he is that Vicky." "Hey, why don't you tell them ?" "Like what ?" "O'dearest wives, will you stare at it or do it?" "Kill the creep" "You'll make widows of yourselves, he's a conman, saying all that for effect" "Don't you dare do anything to my son If anything happens to my Vicky, no name's getting out alive" "No one's walking out alive" "He's a conman and that's his daddy, saying his enemy is his son he's confusing everyone, don't listen to him." "Listen to me pay attention" "You think he is your husband ?" " Yes 50, at least allow me to shoot that guy" "Now, I'm undone we've lost it" "Get up, son." " Rise and shine" "Did that hurt, Shekhar ?" "How you recognise me ?" "Finally you do Until husbands are broken men, wives seldom realise !" "Why did you women come here ?" "For your life !" " To save you" "To save me, or to trap me ?" "Who told you to come here ?" "She" " She did." "She's the root cause of all trouble." " You stupid bloody village girl" "Stop this screaming match !" "Dad, shoot everybody." "Except Nisha" "Emotional for Nisha ?" "Now what ?" "What's happening ?" " This country is saved !" "Cops in time !" "Tu k-tuk !" " Tony" "Tu k-tuk-Tony" "Catch them !" " Go" "Them !" "Tony run." " You too, Tuk-tuk" "Go" "Drop it" "Nisha, I love you Nisha" "I love you too" "Ho." "The wife lesser loved, will die" "Papa" "Papa, will my mummy live ?" " Yes son pa, nothing will happen to my mummy" " Nothing will happen to her, son" "Congratulations." "Both are saved" "What rot !" "How could both be saved ?" "Both are alive, but how could it be ?" "How strange !" "Both your wives survive:" "and you aren't glad ?" "No, of course I'm glad." "But how come both are alive ?" "By our Guru's grace, everything can happen" "Absolutely true." "But the god man?" " My very thoughts how could the god man flop in the climax ?" "I said, the wife loved lesser dies." "But you have loved both equally" "So they live"