"This movie is based on land disputes which have been going on in Texas since 1848." "Mom?" "What was that?" "Don't know, hon." "I'll go check." "Jackie, why didn't you close the window?" "An animal could've gotten in." "Take what you want and leave." "I could kill you very easily." "Do you want that?" "No." "Me neither." "Would you please take that painting off the wall?" "Open it, please." "Hello." "You think you're real macho, hitting a woman?" "How did you get this number?" "It's private." "Who is this?" "Don't worry about me." "Worry about the sheriff who's on his way." "The sheriff?" "Yeah, you picked the wrong house to rob." "Don't tell me the sheriff is on his way." "Sheriff Johnson, right?" "The same guy that told me where your house was." "And where your safe was." "Hello?" "Jackie!" "Jackie, huh?" "Leave her alone!" "The safe!" "The safe..." "I'm the only one that can open it." "It's encrypted." "Encrypted with my own security software." "Then open it." " Now!" " I'm opening it!" "Wow." "Impressive." " Hello?" " Rex, tell me you got the documents." "Yes." "So you Want me to make it look like an accident?" "Just bring me those papers and get the hell out of there." "Will do." "Why didn't you go to the police?" "They said it was my fault." "For having trusted Moctesuma Valdez." "A conman who made millions selling fraudulent products to the immigrant community." "I lost it all, miss." "My home." "My money." "I lost my self-respect." "It was a difficult time." "But one day, I Went to my mailbox..." "And I received a..." "An envelope." "A package." "It completely changed my life." "It was like a..." "A miracle?" "Yes, ma'am." "A miracle!" "Somebody returned everything the conman had stolen." "It was them." "Mr. Alejandro Toledo..." "And Emilio Sanchez." "They helped us." "The Robin Hoods." "Thieves who rob thieves." "They were our heroes." "Thanks to them, I was able to graduate from college." "Do you know where they are?" "I never got the chance to thank them for what they did for us." "Some say they work for the FBI." "Others say they wear disguises so as to not be recognized." "But in reality, nobody knows where they are." "They saved my life." "We need people like them." "MEXICO CITY" "Sir, there's a young lady to see you." "She says it's urgent." "But I don't think she's a customer." " I told you to wait outside." " It's okay, miss." "Thank you." "I thought you'd be more... in shape." "Are you Alejandro Toledo?" "Alejandro Toledo?" "The one they call Robin Hood?" "Alejandro..." "Hood..." "Robin Hood." "No." "I don't know Alejandro Hood." "Weird." "I looked into him." "I know Alejandro owns this dealership." "Well, I don't know..." "Look, please, I need his help." "I have a problem." "We were robbed." "And I know Alejandro can help." "Please..." "Here's some good advice." "Go to the police." "They can help." "The station is two blocks that Way." "Good luck." "Have a nice day." "I can't go to the police." "She owns the police." "She owns everything." "This is about justice." "We need him to do what he does best." "To rob a thief." "You just found him." "Okay." "SIX MONTHS LATER" "Congratulations." "You've been caught red-handed." "Details." "If you don't consider all details, you will get caught." "The heist isn't made in the vault." "The heist is made in the planning." "Excuse me?" "Can you say it in English, please?" "Yes." "I mean, yes." "Emilio." "You switched sides." "Alejandro." "No." "I've always worked for the good guys." "How the hell did you get in here?" "You have serious flaws in Sector 3." "Your motion detectors are outdated." "And your surveillance cameras don't work as they should." "I think it'd be wise to go talk in my office." "Of course." "I shouldn't be seen talking to a... thief." "I'm already six months into this." " I need to do this." " To do What?" "Steal?" "It's just the kind of heist you and I do." "No." "Used to do, Alejandro." "I am an FBI agent now." "If you do this job, I will arrest you!" "On the other hand, let's just say you went to Santiago Guzman." "Santiago Guzman is not an FBI agent." "Nothing of the sort." "I don't know." "Just maybe, he could, perhaps..." "Help." "So what's Guzman up to?" "Relax." "The market goes up and it goes down, Mr. Nakatomi." "But, fortunately for you, Santiago Guzman owns this town." "So, when I say to you that your stock will have a dividend yield of 22.46%, trust me, it's gonna be raining yen." "Arigato." "And sayonara, Mr. Nakatomi." "Sayonara." "Casual Friday at the office?" "The benefits of working from home." " So good to see you, bro." " You too." "What storm blew you out here?" "Still quite the wordsmith, eh?" " You look good." " Thanks." "So..." "What's this I see here?" "People see what they want to believe." "Besides, nobody on Wall Street was going to hire an ex-thief." "Tell me the truth." "What brings you here?" "Something simple." " An advance." " Nice!" "You've always had a Way with words too." "I promised my wife I was out of the business." "Hang on a second." "Hold this for me." "It's nothing bad." "I'm reformed too." "See?" "Have lunch with me." "You like Tex-Mex?" "Didn't realize we were..." "expecting company." "Alejandro." "So your old partner shows up and just invites you to lunch?" "Exactly." "And he's also my friend." "And it's just Tex-Mex." "I Want you at home, not in jail." "Please, honey." "I promise, we're just going to talk." "The theoretical probability of doing anything illegal is 0.00 percent." "Almost nothing." "Long way to go for Tex-Mex." "It's homemade." "Do you know what this is?" "Mexico." "Before the war with the gringos, right?" "Correct." "And after that war, Mexico lost a lot of land." "But then, the Americans had to contend with one little detail." "Mexican rancheros who owned land on what became US. territory overnight." "Exactly." "But the Guadalupe-Hidalgo Treaty stipulated that the US." "would honor the rancheros' land if the rancheros could prove legal ownership." "There's always a catch, huh?" "And to do that, they'd need to have their original land grants." "And Without those land grants, they'd be evicted." "Forcibly, if need be." "Then their land would be claimed by the Americans." "But with those papers, the Mexicans could prove that their land belonged to them." "Legally." "Forever." "To pass down generation to generation." "Someone robbed your land grants." "Tell me more." "Juan Ramirez was the patriarch of this family." "And was one of the few rancheros who had his land grants." "He was an honest man which is why the other ranchers trusted him to keep all their land grants safe." "So he hid them in a secret spot, somewhere on his property, that only he knew." "This was to keep the land grants from the hands of the wrong people." "But it wasn't long until the wrong people showed up." "Ned Kilroy was a cold-hearted opportunist." "He didn't care about the treaty." "And he demanded that Juan hand over the land grants." "No, Mr. Kilroy." "I'm not telling you where the land grants are." "I'm asking you to leave." "Leave!" "Ned Kilroy searched for the documents." "But he never found them." "Nobody did." "The exact hiding spot died that day with Juan Ramirez." "The other rancheros blamed Juan." "Because without any evidence that the land belonged to them," "Kilroy stole their land and built the town of Kilroy." "The Kilroys now own everything." "And have made millions as a result." "The ranchero families became renters." "On their own land." "Then, six months ago..." "A miracle." "Josefa Ramirez found the land grants." "Buried exactly where Juan hid them." "166 years ago." "See?" "It's the original seal..." "Josefa immediately called the sheriff." "And told him what she'd found." "Finally, the Ramirez family could get their land back." "But she didn't know that Sheriff Johnson was in the Kilroys' pocket." "A man named Rex would show up that night and steal the land grants." "Now, Rex isn't your typical enforcer." "He's very superstitious." "Which is an advantage we intend to exploit." "The land grants are now in the Kilroy Resort, on North Padre Island." "Nice." "Beautiful." "And a fortress." "I mean her." "The blondie." "She's our mark." "Miranda Kilroy." "As conniving as her great-grandfather, Ned." "I take it you've infiltrated the place?" "Six months ago." "Heard she was looking for a new trainer." "So I showed her some of my qualifications." "Took me a while to gain her confidence." "But now, I'm always on call." "Even got my own room at the resort." " Obstacles?" " Many." "Before coming to me, somebody tried stealing back the papers." "They were unsuccessful." "And almost got caught." "Since then, Miranda beefed up security." "She's gotten very paranoid." "She now has armed guards everywhere." "Security cameras too." "Everywhere." "But the real reason for all the security is simple." "Miranda is facing a ticking clock." "In two weeks, a judge is going to finally rule on who is the rightful owner of the land." "So it all comes clown to who presents those land grants that day." "Which is why, until then, she keeps the land grants in a safe behind a poster of her one and only opera performance in New York." "But that simple poster is protected by a force field." "Rex has an amulet around his neck." "And that amulet is the key." "It deactivates the force field around the poster." "Wait." "That amulet deactivates a force field around a poster which conceals the" "Like I said, Miranda is very paranoid." "It's a complex heist." "But nothing we can't handle." "What do you say?" "Thank you for the meal, ma'am." "Within the risk-return spectrum," "I'd have to classify this heist as a junk bond." "Alejandro's plan isn't junk!" "It's a financial term, kid." "It means, high yield, but too much risk." "I feel bad for all these families." "But I can't get back into this business." "I promised my wife." "The decision's been made." "Goodbye." "Alejandro." "Can I get a ride back home?" "Yes." "After you hear this last part." "That's Fransisco." "Top of his class." "Wanted to be a lawyer." "But right now, he has to work in a factory." "Margarita?" "Excellent student." "Accepted into a school of medicine." "She had to drop out." "Why?" "Because she's broke." "There's a lot of talent here." "But very few opportunities to show it." "Because they're forced to pay high rents to Miranda." "Besides, it's not just that we were robbed." "This affects everyone who lives here." "Look." "This will be the Kilroy Cultural Center." "They Want to build it here." "Over our land." "See?" "She's determined to fulfill her fantasy of being an opera singer." "If the judge rules in Miranda's favor, she'll destroy everything." "They're going to kick us out of here." "It's our home." "It's been our home for generations." "My God." "Please." "Help us get justice." "I'm not like you and Emilio, where you pull a job and give away the money." "Doing what's right is the best pay." "I knew you were going to get all sappy on me." "Partners?" "Fine." "I'll help you out." "On one condition." "I'm only going to consult." "In other Words, I'll just advise." "To do this job, we need specialists." "Highly skilled people." "Where are we going to find such people on such short notice?" "From around here." "From here?" " Yeah." " Here?" "Pure reverse engineering." "See what talents they have." "And build the heist around them." "Come on, now!" "Great idea!" "Why not hold auditions?" "You already know me." "I'm Josefa." "I'm a gardener." "But what's your real talent?" "She's a molecular scientist." "But she's always frustrated that nobody recognizes her true genius." "Very good." "She's in." "Next." "Next." " I tell philosophical stories." " Let's hear one." "There once was a man with great luck." "Every girl that he met said, "Hey, you wanna--"" "Next." "Not a talent!" "I'm Mario." "I like cats." "See this curl?" "Here, in South Texas, there's lots of humidity..." "Horrifying hair." "Too much frizz." "So I've spent years training my friends to recognize weather variations." "In order to save their hair." "Right, girls?" " Next!" " No, no." "Every con needs a good distraction." "And a woman is that distraction." "Nice to see you." "What's your name?" "Maria Elena." "Jackie tells me you can read tarot cards." "Yes." "In my spare time." "I do spell work, consultations, cleanings." "I'm a spiritualist." "So you can predict the future?" "No, that's a clairvoyant." "I'm a spiritualist." "She's in." "My turn!" "I'm Ray." "I work at the ranch here." "I'm an expert on horses." "But as you'll see, ladies and gentlemen, today, I will demonstrate how pain is all in the mind." "This guy drives me crazy." "He drives me crazy too." "When the flame touches my skin, I will feel nothing." "My body rejects pain." "See?" "Nothing." "Because I've conditioned myself to be impervious to pain." "Stop!" "You're gonna hurt yourself." "You can smell the flesh, right?" "Sure." "But I feel nothing." "For my next demonstration" "We've seen enough." "Thank you!" "He's in." " What?" " Him too?" "He's Jackie's boyfriend." "Nice guy." "Dying to help." "We'll find something for him." "What else are we looking for?" "The key to the plan, the resort's head of security." "He'll be accused by a Texas Ranger of robbing their jewelry store." "That guard always ends up working for the wrong employer." "That's a good plan." "We've seen all the talent out there." "None of them are actors." "We need a real actor." "No Worries." "I know one." "He likes playing characters that are..." "Very complex." "He's scary." "What the hell are you doing?" "You're here to entertain the kids." "Not traumatize them." "Ma'am, I'm playing a hungry bear." "If a hungry bear happens upon these kids, he's gonna eat them." "That's real." "I'm a method actor." "I keep things real." "You ruined my party." "I just wanted to entertain." "This is a very risky job to pull off with just a crew of amateurs." "What are you getting out of it?" "Hey!" "You may want to know," "Hurricane Inez is predicted to hit North Padre in four days." "What a coincidence!" "The hurricane doesn't worry you?" "No." "It's only a Category 1." "Well, maybe 2." "So no biggie." "Tell me something, Jackie." "Can you hack all communications with this thing?" "So they see only What I want them to see?" "Sure." "But check this out." "I built this." "It's a transmitter." "Plug it into the mainframe, and we're good." "Everything beams back to my computer." "Wow." "I'm impressed." "You're very intelligent." "Yes, she's very intelligent." "Now ask her why she didn't get into Harvard." "Not now, mom." "Better yet, ask that doofus." "It doesn't hurt." "What is it?" "See where the mainframe is?" "Right next door to Miranda's penthouse." "Paranoid." "There's only one way in there." "Yeah, I know." "I'm on it." "Look who decided to drop by." "What?" "Tired of playing with your little friends?" "Come on." "What friends?" "You know I love you." "But do me a favor." "Don't be mad at me." "Do I look mad?" "Relax, woman." "It's only a couple of days!" "Good morning, friends." "Am I your friend?" "Is he your friend?" " Let's go." "Against the wall." " Again?" "Every day it's the same thing." "I'm here to train Miss Kilroy." " She's expecting me!" " Then go on in." "Welcome." "Right this way." "Don't stare, I ain't that pretty." "Now that we're all here," "I'm gonna give you your assignments." "To avoid screw ups." "I already know mine." "Knock Rex out." "Get that amulet." "For you, my friend, anything." "What do you need?" "For me to sit." "Got it." "Considering that Rex has a black belt in Aikido, is a weapons specialist, and an ex-mercenary, not just you, but even four guys won't be able to take him down." "Maria Elena when you gain entry dressed as a maid, your mystical powers will play a key role." "Of course, with Josefa's help." "Her science skills will ensure all of this runs like clockwork." "I get it." " Miguelito." " Talk to me." "I need you to research how to become a Texas Ranger." "You won't believe this, but I've always wanted to play in the Major Leagues." "I don't mean a baseball player." "I mean the elite police force, The Texas Rangers." "Santiago." "What am I doing?" "Ray." "Impervious to pain, right?" "Haven't figured out What to do with that talent yet." "Talent?" "What talent?" "He's just a pretty boy." "I'm sorry, Ray." "I am." "Don't mean to be tough on you, but you are a bit slow, aren't you'?" "Ray!" "I know what you're going to do." "You're going to rob the jewelry store." "What?" "Are you telling me you gave the most crucial part of the job to an amateur kid?" "Call it an honor among men with bitchy mother-in-laws." "How're you doing, sir?" "Mind if I mosey on over..." "Hey, Alejandro, how are you, my friend?" "You seem busy." "I'll let you get back to work." "Keep going." "It's all good." "And you?" "Who do you think you are?" "Pancho Villa?" "You asked me to dress like a Texas Ranger." "So I'm dressed like a Texas Ranger." "Take that off!" " That hurt, bro." "It had glue." " Come here." "I need a favor." "Discreetly, look to your right." "See that girl in the middle?" " The one that has the big" " Yeah, her." "I need you to train her to play a meteorologist." "Play a meteorologist?" "Why her?" "I'm the actor." "Do you watch Spanish TV?" "Of course." "When was the last time you saw a meteorologist who wasn't in a short dress, with a smoking bod?" "Good point." "How're you doing, ladies?" "Oh, great." "Are you gonna turn me in..." "Oh, Virgin of Guadalupe!" "Nobody's going to believe that that clown is a Texas Ranger." "Just wait till I'm done with this." "I'll transform the digital model into an actual solid object using an additive process where successive layers are laid down in different shapes that connect like a puzzle." "How did you not get into Harvard?" "Wait a minute!" "You're falsifying government credentials, Jackie?" "Don't worry, Josefa." "If it gets traced, it comes back to me." "She's using my laptop." "Besides, we have a friend in the FBI looking out for us." "Why do I even try?" "You could've said, "Wow, Jackie." "You're incredible with computers." "That's my daughter!" "She's awesome!"" "But no." "Always with the criticism." "Excuse me." "I'm gonna take a shower." "Care to join me?" "You should be so lucky." "I'm in." "Good." "Now just connect it." "It just switched on." "See anything?" "Nice!" "I got it." "Good job!" "It's fake." "Rubber." "See?" "Oh, good." "But this baby... is real." "Helps me stay in character." "How y'all doing?" "There's a new sheriff in this "barrio", and he's flying "huevos"." "I don't think Miranda Kilroy will believe you're a Texas Ranger." "Everything you're doing with the character is... ridiculous." "Look." "I don't need an amateur who's never stepped onto a stage, who's never performed for an audience, talk to me about acting." "Me, a professional actor, with more than 20 years of" "You okay, kid?" "I think I shit myself." "But that didn't hurt." "False alarm." "Super." "Tomorrow, we will do some weights." "What are you up to?" "What are you doing here?" "You've been training me for six months." "We're together almost every day." "I give you a room in my resort." "I send you sexy pictures of me." "And you haven't made a move." " I'm a professional." " Bullshit." "Bullshit." "Listen, honey." "I'll explain." "I like you." "I want this to move past a trainer-client relationship into something more personal." "Sounds really nice." "Good." "Do you know what always makes me relax?" "Music." "You probably don't know this about me, but when I was a little girl, all I wanted to be was an opera singer." "But daddy killed that dream real quick." ""Kilroys aren't dreamers," he'd say." "We are doers." "Which is why I'm building this." "The Kilroy Cultural Center." "This... will change Texas forever." "And this will be my pride and joy." "The Kilroy Opera House." "Now, I'll be able to sing whenever I want." "You see, Alejandro," "I am a doer." "And I'll finally be able to tear down that hick town." "And what about the people that live in that town now?" "What about them?" "Okay." "That's Plan B." "If the hurricane turns away, we'll use this one you created?" " Yes." " Nice." "At least I don't have to worry about you." "Wish my mom would think that." " Sorry, gotta take this." " Sure." "Emilio, I'm glad you called." "Why the hell are you calling me?" "What do you mean, bro?" "You called me." "I've told you a hundred times." "I can't help you." "I work for the law." "Bro!" "But if I were able to help you," "I'd tell you, there is no evidence that Kilroy stole the papers." "Which means she has to be caught in the act." "Stealing the land grants." "Understand?" "Understood." "Hurricane Inez, only a Category 1." "Won't cause much damage." "But still be careful..." "That's it, perfect, perfect." "Beautiful." "It's getting there." "All you have to do is focus." "Understand?" "Nonchalant." "Do it in a fluid movement." "Like nothing's going on." "It's as easy as taking somebody's underwear, without lowering their pants." "Okay." "Why would I need to take somebody's underwear off?" "Forget it, kid." "It's just a saying." "People, hello." "That hurricane is turning away." "My hair is drying out." "Santiago, we gotta go to Plan B!" "Hurricane Inez is turning away from the resort." "It's going away!" "See'?" "Unlike my ex-boyfriends, my hair never lies." "It's time to get going." "Just remember, the heist is made in the plan, not the vault." "Ray." "Come here, kid." " I gotta talk to you." " Sure." "What's up?" "I was thinking, when I get into the jewelry store," "I should throw myself against the glass like Rambo or Jean-Claude Van Damme." "I can't let you rob the store." "What?" "Why?" "I've been perfecting my own technique." "I call it "Screw the pain."" "My decision is final." "If you get caught, you'll get 20 years." "I can't take that risk." "I'll find something else for you to do." "Fine." "Hey." "So, who's robbing the jewels?" "Remember, ladies." "5:00 p.m., poolside." "Don't be late." " Can I help you with this?" " No, no." "Housekeeping!" "Force of habit." "I'm used to entering that way." "What are you doing here?" "You promised you'd set it all up and then leave, Jackie." " I'm staying." " No, you're not." "Mom, nobody knows how to use this equipment better than me, and you know it." "Relax, mom-in-law-to-be, relax." "If anybody messes with Jackie..." "Lights out." "Get it?" "Lights out." "I should go." "I'll be in position." "And I'll be ready." "Okay?" "Bye." "Jackie, you lied to me." "Well, we'll talk later." "Don't be upset with your mom." "Look, she sees you like a baby horse." "Like a newborn foal." "All weak." "With skinny legs, trying to stand." "Trying to, you know..." "I love you." "I'm on the beach, kid." "What?" "You're here?" "Yes." "What happened to "only consulting"?" "No, that'd be a bad investment." "I can't let you guys do this alone." "Let's get the party started." "Release the hurricane." "Initiating Hurricane Miranda." "Interesting..." "Now we're talking." "Look this way." "You're so hot." "I love this job." "People see what they want to believe." "Santiago, before you go," "Ray wants to know if you have anything for him yet." "To watch your back." "Why can't he see that I can be an important part of this operation?" "Why does he treat me like an idiot?" "BACK DOOR..." "I love this job." "Hello, girls." "Yep." "I'm the guard here." "In charge of all the security." "Tons of responsibility." "Damn it." "Are you kidding?" "And you can trust my hair more than the radar." "Frizzy hair means imminent hurricane." "And judging by my curls, the hurricane will hit tonight." "So be careful." "I love Spanish TV." "The surfers will have a great time though." "Hello?" "Sir." "Sorry to disturb you." "I recommend you turn on your TV." "Hurricane Inez has turned back." "I'm Tina." "Hair, weather." "Weather, hair." "This is an unstoppable force of nature." " Good?" " So good." "Miss Kilroy?" "I don't mean to interrupt." "But I thought you should know that Hurricane Inez has turned back to us." "And one more thing." "There's a Texas Ranger coming up to see you." "He says it's urgent." "Thank you for seeing me, ma'am, on such short notice." "Thank you for seeing me, ma'am, on such short notice." "Thank you for seeing me, ma'am, on such short notice." "Thank you for seeing me, ma'am, I'm Chuck Norris." "You're Chuck Norris?" "I'm sorry." "That was a joke." "Because he played the Texas Ranger on that TV show." "It's a good one." "I got it and it's funny." "Please, come in, Ranger." " Please, have a seat, Ranger." " Thank you, ma'am." "Pardon me for asking, but you seem a little nervous." "Everything all right?" "Nervous?" "No, I'm not nervous." "No, no." "You mind?" "See, I've been all over Texas, Ranger." "Never heard an accent like yours." "What part of the Lone Star State are you from?" "I'm from the, you know, the northern, western eastern, southern part?" "My poppy's Cuban, which makes me more Southern than you are, ma'am." "So, the reason why I came here to talk to you, ma'am, is we got some information recently about a possible suspect here on premise." "I thought you might want to..." "I ran his match." "He's legit." "Just get rid of him." "He's ridiculous." "I don't think Miranda Kilroy will believe you're a Texas Ranger." "Opportunity." "A lot of us fail in life because of a lack of opportunity." "But when I look around your gorgeous suite, and it's gorgeous," "I see plenty of opportunity." "Opportunity for a thief to rob you blind, ma'am." "Are you saying that someone's planning on robbing me, Ranger?" "Yeah, I get off at 11:00 p.m..." "I'd like to buy you breakfast." "Clothing optional." "It's a joke." "Forget it" "Miss Kilroy!" "Hi!" "How are you?" "I was just keeping an eye on the..." " Hurricane for you." " Right." " Thank you, Carlos, really." " Thank you." "I'm sorry." "Where are my manners?" "I Want to introduce you to someone." "Texas Ranger Danuza." "Ranger." "How are you doing, Carlos?" "You can have a seat." "Have a seat." "Okay." "Okay, now pick up the phone, call Santiago and tell him the jig is up." "I'm sorry, who?" "I have no idea What you're talking about, Ranger." "Boy, don't piss on my boots and tell me it ain't raining." "Were talking about Santiago Guzman." "The man set to rob the jewelry store tonight with your help." "Okay, this is preposterous, Miss Kilroy, I have no idea..." "Boy, don't be using big college words on me!" " What's that?" " It's the jewelry store alarm." "Look, that's him!" "That's him!" "Okay, Miss Kilroy, I will take care of this." "Please, do not worry." "Okay, I'm sorry." " You're kidding me, right?" " I'm sorry." "I'm a little nervous." "Section one!" "Section two!" "Report immediately to the jewelry store." "I repeat, immediately to the jewelry store." "We have a code 10-bravo." "I repeat, a code 10-bravo." "To the jewelry store, now!" " You don't belong here." "Go home." " Yes sir." "So cute!" "Take that mask off." "Consulting?" "Woman!" "What are you doing here?" "This is very dangerous." "Grab him." "Go!" "Grab him!" "Don't let him go, boys!" "Hold onto him." "Forgive me." "Men don't change." "I'm just a thief." "Carlos!" "My brother, I'm really sorry." "I tried robbing the diamonds as we planned, but I failed!" " I'm stupid, Carlos." " Stop saying "Carlos."" "I'm really sorry, Carlos." "Don't beat me again, please." "He beats me up all the time." "All the time he beats me." "He does pervy things to me." "He tries and tries, but I resist." "Look..." "He's crazy." "Carlos, please forgive me." "I've never seen this guy in my life." "He's crazy." "So a total random mustachioed criminal just happens to know your name?" "It's a set-up." "I mean, look at him." "He's dressed in black, all cat-burglary and shit." "Who dresses like that?" "Cracked the case, dickhead." "Boom" "I mean, who dresses like that, right?" "Thieves do." "Good." "You're here." "Everythings ready." "Listen." "Everything works with this remote control." "Hide it in your uniform." " Josefa..." "I can't." "I can't." " Now what's wrong?" "I can't do this." "This goes against my principles as a spiritualist." "I don't do this." "Listen to me." "I admire your principles." "Okay?" "It's what I love most about you." "But, oh, my God, cut the shit." "CUT ALL RADIO COMMUNICATIONS." "DONE!" "Why are you guys here, when all the other guards are pursuing the thieves who robbed the store?" "What do you know about that, trainer-boy?" "Nothing." "We're the firewall." "Sure." "It's just I heard Rex call for all the guards, before the radios got out, so I assumed..." "But that's none of my business." "Come in, Rex." "Echo One." "Come in, Rex." "Echo Two." "Anything?" "Pretend I said nothing." "She's very understanding." "When has she fired anyone over small stuff?" "Let's go get some coffee." "I'll wait here." "Let me go, man!" "Take it easy!" "I didn't do anything." "Shit!" "That's far enough, boys." "I'll take this thief from here." "The chubby guy!" "What are you looking at?" "Not bad for a retired ex-thief." "Meet The Cobra." "She has a lethal bite." "Don't you sweet talk me." "You're all in on it." "The trainer too?" "Yep." "See you at the rendezvous." "What are you doing here?" "I told you to go home already." "I don't work for you." "I work for Miss Kilroy" "Where are the guards?" "They weren't here when I arrived." "Echo One, Echo Two, what's your 20?" "I got to go find those two idiots." "I'll be back." "And you..." "Well, if you don't need me tonight, I'll be here tomorrow as always." "You know what?" "A workout would do me good." "ELEVATORS!" "DONE!" "Echo One, Echo Two, what's your 20?" "No." "Sir!" "There's no elevator." "Don't go in there!" "You saved my life." "How did you know?" "I can see things before they happen." "I'm a spiritualist." "That's a clairvoyant." "This was clairvoyance." "I know!" "That's what I always say!" "I'm both." "I see darkness." "Wait a minute." "That darkness you see in me..." "How bad is it?" "Real bad." "Yeah?" " May I?" " Please." "My visions go by fast." "But this one is very clear." "There's a woman behind you." "You've done terrible things for her." "Hey, hon, what's bugging you?" "I'll admit it." "I'm jealous." "Jealous?" "Of what?" "Of you." "That you got to pull another job." "I miss it." "The planning." "The execution." " Getting away with it." " Yes." "That's the most important part, right?" "I don't know what's worse." "Being locked in here." "Or having to listen to all this bullshit." "You need to have a soul cleaning." "You can't live with this energy." "You need a cleaning." "You have to do it!" "Before it's too late." "This is no joke." "You need to save your soul!" "Right now!" "I can't right now." "I'm real busy." "As you wish." "But I'll just tell you this." "There may not be somebody around to stop your fall next time." "Okay!" "Let's go to my room." "No!" "Not your room." "It has to be someplace neutral." "You'd better not be lying to me." "Come in." " Get undressed." " Excuse me?" "I need it all off, so I can unblock all that negative energy." "Of course." "Keep your underwear on." "It's cold." "I'll lower the AC?" "Also, I need you to remove the amulet." "It blocks your heart chakra." "Impossible." "Impossible." "Listen to me..." "You need to start believing me right now." "If not, there isn't anybody that will clean that soul of yours." "If you'd prefer it, I'll leave." "Put it there." "On the bed." "Have a seat." "Frizzy." "The hurricane!" "Damn, that storm is really coming." "I can't breathe." "I'm not going to work out." "Don't leave." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really..." "It's really coming." "Spirits of darkness, I compel you to leave this man." "He will be good and noble." " Don't promise much." " Shut up!" "In the name of divine spirits, I compel you to leave this body." "Be good as you should be." "Exit the darkness." "Exit the darkness." "We're not scared of you!" "She speaks for herself." "Not for me." "Housekeeping." "Close your eyes." "I got it in here." "Thanks." "Where is my amulet?" "Where is my amulet?" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "You're a fake spiritualist!" "How dare you say that to me?" "I'm an incredible spiritualist!" "Darkness..." "Consume this man!" "Nice job, Josefa." "On, shit." "The hurricane!" "HURRICANE INEZ COMING TO US." "FOR REAL." "DO WE GO BACK TO PLAN A?" "OR DO WE STICK TO PLAN B?" " Which is real?" "Which is fake?" " Real." "Fake." "I made that one." "BACK TO PLAN A. INITIATE NEXT PHASE." " Okay." "Ready?" " Yeah!" "Bye-bye, electricity." "That's our cue." "Alejandro must be wrapping up with Blondie." "The power's out?" "I'm glad I spent a fortune on generators." "Alejandro!" "It happens." "Well." "Don't worry." "Have a seat." "Relax." "The power will come back any minute now." "I'll stay here to make sure everything turns out fine." "That's my girl." " Did I bite your lips again?" " No." "I ruined it." "Jackie, you should be packed up." "No, listen, Santiago." "When I out the power, it released the automatic jail cell doors!" "WE HAVE A PROBLEM." "I'M ON IT." "NO PROB." "SEE YOU AT THE RENDEZVOUS." "Don't worry." "It's just something special I ordered." " Even with the power out?" " Of course." "You're the boss." "I still have service." "At least something works around here still." "Time to get out of Dodge, little lady." "What are you..." "What the hell?" "Juan Ramirez sends you a message." "He wants his land back." "Wait." "Ramirez." "You're a Ramirez." "Yes." "After today, yes." "Look." "See this?" "I'm gonna go get our land." "Careful." "Put it in the center." "Done." "It's deactivated." "There are backup lithium batteries, geniuses." "You'll never get it open without the combo." "No." "No land grants?" "No land grants in that safe?" "So strange." "Who could have moved them?" "Miss Kilroy!" "Miss Kilroy!" "It's a set-up!" "They framed me!" "They're actually here to rob you!" "That Texas Ranger with the shitty southern accent?" "He's in on it." "Your trainer." "And some hot chick who can really kick ass." "You can stop talking now." "I know that!" "They're in here!" "Go find them and kill them!" "I can't do that." "I'm a security guard." "I'm not a killer." "I'm here to save you." "Don't be a dumb-ass." "They set you up to take the fall for this." "I think I'm just going to free you if that's okay." "Where are the land grants?" "Alejandro!" "It has been 166 years since a Kilroy killed a Ramirez." "Stick around!" "We're due." "I got it." " Can you free this up a little bit?" " I'm trying." "Yeah, come here." "Carlos, watch the door." " Don't let anybody out of here." " Don't worry, Miss Kilroy." "Unless they can Walk through walls, they're hot going anywhere." "There's no safe!" "Where'd she hide the papers?" "Miss Kilroy, look!" "They must've used some kind of corrosive liquid to burn a hole through the wall and escape." "Good morning, South Texas!" "Some storm last night, huh?" "But it seems to have passed with minimal damage!" "In other news..." "I'm so happy." "It turned out perfect." "Just as planned." "But how'd you knock Rex out?" " How'd you manage that?" " I don't follow." "He just passed out." "How'd you do that?" "Witchy, that's more your thing." "I'm going to check on the papers." "So, I did that part on my own." "Alone." "On my own." "See?" "She's a witch." "Don't listen to them." "People fear what they don't understand." "I'm Cuban." "That doesn't scare me." "In fact, I find it sexy." "Thank you, Miguelito." "Thanks for helping my family." "I know what it feels like to have your land taken from you." "You move." "You die." "Right, Sheriff?" "So this is how the other half lives." "I can't believe you were so stupid to come back to Ramirez Ranch, Alejandro." "Hello!" "I know where you live." "Did you really think this was going to have a happy ending?" "That you'd all, I don't know, ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after?" "I don't think so." "This is no folktale, Alejandro." "And you?" "You're no Robin Hood." "The papers." "Put them in the case." "Nice try." "I want all of the land grants." "From all of the families here!" "This land and all of its riches" "belong to my family." "No one will take them away from us." "Not 166 years ago, not today." "No." "No." "No, Josefa." "No!" "If the market changes, you adapt." "This belonged to Juan Ramirez." "Good luck to you." "Come on!" "There's no way we'll catch them." "Now what?" "Go!" "This is why they call you "jackass."" "Take the other horse." "We have three." "Ray already took it." "Don't worry." "I'm sure Ray knows what he's doing." "Follow me." "I know a shortcut." "Let's go!" "Kill Alejandro, go!" "Like stealing your underwear without lowering your pants." "You idiots!" "We were distracting you!" "They got the case!" "Shoot him!" "Shoot him!" "'Cause of all the distraction, you idiot?" "Let's see how you do against someone who hits back." "Not sure if you've heard, but I'm impervious to pain." "Okay, that hurt." "You okay, kid?" "Don't move, kid." "You've been shot." "Let's see." "It went in." "It went out." "You're fine." "Help!" "Someone help me!" "I'm stuck in here." "Well, well, well..." "Really?" "Si, really." "I've always depended on the kindness of idiots." "Alejandro..." "This isn't over." "Drop the gun." "Good boy." "To me, you got rid of the gun too soon." "We could've used it." "Drop the case." "Drop the case!" "I wouldn't give it to her." "Sure, easy for you to say." "She's not pointing the shotgun at you." "Still, I wouldn't give it to her." "Enough of this!" "Little girls shouldn't play with guns." "This is Texas, honey." "We always carry a second gun." "To me, you got rid of that gun too soon." "We could've used it." "Miranda Kilroy!" "FBI." "You are under arrest." "FBI!" "Drop the gun!" "Hand in the cookie jar." "You've been caught in the act." "Thank you." "I got it the first time." "Wait." "Wait a minute, please." "So that's why you went back to the ranch with the documents?" "Because you knew Blondie would show up to steal them again?" "Well, well, well." "Aren't you a sneaky bastard." "What happened?" "What did I miss?" "I'm so impressed." "It's incredible what you can do." "I feel so..." "I feel so proud of you." "Wait up." "Are we having a mother/daughter bonding moment?" "I was wrong." "Ray is good." "He's a good guy." "I know you're listening." "Come on out." "Look at him." "You have all my blessings, from the heart." "Thank you." "But promise that you won't waste your talents like I did." " Promise me." " Hey, Mom..." "You didn't blow your talents, because you're not just a gardener." "I've always been proud of you." "You raised me alone." "You're the most..." "Hey." "You're the bravest, smartest, and most loving woman I know." " I love you." " I love you." "And because of your example, Jackie got into Harvard." "What?" "But..." "Didn't they reject you?" "What?" "You didn't tell her?" "What?" "It's just, the letter arrived when the land grants got stolen." "That day, I decided to stay and fight for the family." "You got in?" "I got in to Harvard!" "These kids grow up so fast." "Like I always say, what matters most" "is not numbers and percentages, but rather, people." "You've always said that?" "I do now." "I mean this." "Thank you." "You have no idea what you've done for my family." "No need to thank us." "And if the Ramirez family ever needs anything else, just ask." "Actually yes." "There's one more thing." "Come, please." "That was quick." "Who are these people?" "The other families." "whose land you saved." "And now, it's easier to imagine engineers and doctors coming from this town." "Or lawyers, or whatever..." "Depends on our dreams." "Thanks to them!" "You see it." "There it is." "What are you talking about?" "The answer to your question." "What do I get out of this?" "Helping others." "Thank you!" "THE END" "Where there is injustice, they'll be there." "Where the strong abuse the weak, they'll be there." "Reporting for Despierta America..." "Do you think they'll figure out how we'll do this mission?" "I'm an FBI agent." "How did you convince me to do this job?" "Simple." "Because this is what we do." "Hurry up!"