"I didn't mean to." "They are looking for a bodyguard!" " Make way!" " Hey, hey, hey, hey!" " What are you doing?" " What the hell?" "!" "Shut up!" " What do you want?" " What do you want?" "I want the job." " I want to be the bodyguard!" " Are you up to it?" "Are you up to it?" "Of course!" " What else can you do?" " What else can you do, huh?" "Why do you ask?" "Because we need someone who can keep the house clean." "Damn you, you dare to make fun of me, huh!" "?" "You have to beat me first!" " I am the bodyguard around here!" " Are you up to it?" " Can you do this?" " Of course I can do this, that's easy." "It's just a trick." "Here, bend it back first." "Ok!" "Hey, Chung-Hu, the guy is running away." "You fool, you can't escape." "You're trapped!" " Don't come any closer!" " I'll crush you!" "Hold it!" "What do you want?" "What?" "!" "What is going on?" " Master Wang, he wants to work for us." " That's right." "What's your name?" "Yang Tao." "You can work for us, Yang." " Work hard and you'll be doing fine." " Yes." " Yu-Sen, show him his room." " Yes." " Follow me." " Ok." "Hey handsome." "You want to have some fun?" " You are a sly dog." " If you say so." " Your room is there." " Good." "But don't go over there." "Someone who doesn't want to be disturbed lives there." "Ok." "Hey brother!" "Who is this "someone"?" "To be honest, I think she is a witch." "Let's go!" "This is your room." "It's just the same as mine." " How comforting." " The kitchen is around the corner." " Get yourself something to eat if you get hungry." " Very generous, thank you." " Take a rest." "You can sleep here." " Ok, thank you." "You should have seen him after I've finished him up," " he came crawling back." " You are showing off." " Hey, are you blind?" " Are you looking for trouble?" "You missed." "Damn it, I just crapped myself." "Take this!" "Look at him." "Get him!" "Catch the flying chicken." "Damn it, where is my food?" "It was right here." "What are you doing?" "Peeping?" "She killed him." "Arrest him!" "Go!" "Don't let him escape!" " Sorry for the disturbance." " Hm, Master Wang." "You know that I dislike being spied on." "I failed you." "Forgive me." "It's my fault." "Master Wang, he's gone." "We can't find him." " Do you know who he is?" " Just a good-for-nothing." " You don't have to worry about him." " You better watch it next time." "Any news about the transport of the treasure?" "The evergreen jade and the elixir of life." " What are your spies reporting?" " They've told me that Fang is attending the transport." "He is one of the best martial artists in the country." "It won't be easy for us to get the valuables." "There are many others who want them too, and they'll risk anything to get them." "They will be at the plateau of Ziang in 3 days." "Good." "We will beat them to it." "I already have a plan to get rid of our rivals." "Let's hear it." "I am starving!" "Spare my life, hero Liu." "I've done nothing wrong." " Why do you want to kill me?" " Shut up!" "You coward!" "We've never met before." "It's your luck." "Otherwise you would have been dead already." "You are a murderer." "You have been wanted for years." "Today is your end." " I am your judge and executioner!" " Well said." "Take this!" "You..." "Die you bastard!" "Master Liu?" "Master Liu!" "A reward?" "!" "It's my lucky day." " Here, your reward." " For me?" "Take it, it's yours." "It's all yours." " I can't." " You have to!" "It's yours, take it!" " I have to?" " Yes." "The tablet." "We were looking for this crook for years." "But he always managed to get away." "Finally he has received his punishment." "Well done." "You've risked your life for justice." " Thank you." " Don't mention it." " I'll take down anybody if the pay is right." " I like your attitude." "Tell me, what is your name?" "My name... well..." "I know his name." "You are the man with the whip, Liu Lu Long, the deadly whip?" "It's an honor!" "Please don't, I feel flattered." "But I really have to go now." " I see." " Thank you, thank you... thank you." "There he is!" "The deadly whip, Liu Lu Long." "Welcome Master Liu." "I am Cha-Chung." "This guy... to my right is..." "Master Chi." "He is the biggest fish in town." "He would..." " like to invite you..." " What he's trying to say is, that all these men here, the leading heads of our community would like to ask you a favor." "We want you to attend... the festivities." "We really would like to see you around." "It's going to be fun." " Good, I accept the invitation." " Please follow me." "Take it easy." "This way." "How dare this guy pose as the great Liu?" "You won't get away with this, I know what you are up to." "Finally." " What are you looking at?" " I just want to see a real hero" " up close." " And?" " What's the matter?" " I'll tell you." "I warn you!" "I've studied Kung-Fu for years." "I know all the moves." "Can you show me some moves then?" "Of course." "Watch me." " What do you say?" " Not bad." "I'm impressed, but it has nothing to do with Kung-Fu." "I guess that your pockets are full of phoney money, too." "What do you mean, phoney money!" "?" " You think that I'm a fraud?" " Let's see then." " You can keep it." " Oh thank you!" " What are you doing?" " Sorry, sorry." "Why did you do that?" "I'm too fidgety." "My hand slips very easy." " What technique was that?" " I'll tell you." "But keep it secret." " Ok." " The spider's kiss." " The spider's kiss?" " That's right." " Is it powerful?" " It's very powerful." "It always strikes where you don't expect it." "That's the whole point of it." "The spider's kiss." "I like it, I will practice it." "Go ahead, but don't count on me." "The spider's kiss." "Hey you, what are you looking at?" "You want some?" " It's him!" " After him!" "Here, a gift for you." "Quick!" "Wait!" " Master Wang?" "What do you want?" " To crush you." "I'll give you all my silver." "Here, it's yours." "Not bad." "That should be enough." "It's a generous gift." "I'll accept it." "But you still have to" " talk to her." " You mean the witch?" "That's right, she will decide what your faith will be." "No she won't." "I don't even know her." "You dare to hit me?" "Good." "The spider's kiss." "Come and try again." "Damn you." "You are asking for it." "Now I'll show you." "That's it, now you're in trouble." "Come on." "I warn you." "You can still run." "He's dead?" "You ugly bitch!" "Take a hike, or prepare yourself to lay down next to" " your friend." " You don't have a chance against me." "You've killed my best man." "I'll kill you for that!" "You can't scare the deadly whip!" "Hold it right there." "How does it work?" " You bigmouth, you're finished." " Bigmouth?" "The spider's kiss." "Damn it, it ain't working." " Gramps, please help me." " Go away, or I'll make you suffer." "Molesting an old man?" "You can't get away." "You need more practice." "That was dirty!" " Thank you, Master." "Thank you!" " Why call me Master?" "Just because I've beaten up that bitch?" "You are invincible." "I saw it with my own eyes." "The deadly whip admires me?" "I feel flattered." "This fan, it only causes trouble." "Away with it!" "I'll get him." "Halt!" "Hey, come back!" "That's right, you better run from the deadly whip." "Ma... hey, Master?" "Master?" "Master?" "Hey Master!" "Master!" "Master!" " Master!" " Why are you following me?" " Master, accept me as your student." " Shut up." "The man with the deadly whip kneels before me?" "A beggar?" "Don't you feel ashamed to humiliate yourself like this?" "They call you the man with the deadly whip." "But you don't deserve the title." "I don't want the title anyway." " I want to be your student." " But I don't want you to be my student!" "Where did he go?" "You ain't that great anyways!" "Take a hike!" "You and your stupid Kung-Fu." "What could you teach me anyway?" "You are just a beggar after all." "Your Kung-Fu is pathetic." "I have silver." "It will buy me a better Master, you old fart." "You think you can fool me?" "My Kung-Fu is better than yours!" "Go to hell!" "Your Kung-Fu sucks, mine is much better." "You can't teach me anything." "I should teach you Kung-Fu instead." "I am going." "I AM GOING!" "over here!" "There you are, you old fart." "I mean my great Master, Master, Master." "Great Master, huh?" "A great Master with pathetic Kung-Fu, huh?" "!" "Isn't that what you've said?" "!" "Master." "I am sorry Master." "I had to make you show yourself." " I deserve to be punished." " Shut up!" "I don't want someone like you to be my student." "I was looking for the man with the deadly whip." "And all I'Ve found is a pathetic wimp." " Master, you know the truth?" " Yes, I am old but not senile." "A great man seeks the truth, and he feels despise for all those who wrap themselves in false semblance." "You did it by posing as Liu Lu Lung." "The hero with the deadly whip." "Get up." " Do you know any Kung-Fu?" " Not at all." "That's what I thought." "Let's make a deal." " A deal?" " You do something for me." " And I will teach you Kung-Fu in return." " Good, I agree." "We have an agreement then." "Here, take this." "Go to the old mill, it's at the bottom of dragonhill." "A man called Fang will be there waiting for you." "I will fulfill my part of the agreement afterwards." "Welcome, this way." " Tell the men that we'll rest here." " Listen, we'll rest here." "You, take care of the horses." "Over there please." " What can I bring you, Sir?" " Food and lots of wine." "We still have a long way to go." "Please don't drink too much wine." "Huh, you want to patronize your father?" "You can do that later, to your husband." "Master Nao, that guy over there is staring at me." " Don't worry about it." " But my sweetheart," "I can understand why he is staring at you." "Father, don't you make fun of me." "Come my friend, let's have some wine." "May our mission be a success." "Why should I pay?" " Because it's your turn to pay the bill." " Not true, I won't pay!" " You want to fool me?" " Stop it, I warn you!" "Stop pushing me!" " You're a thief!" " You dare to accuse me?" "Do you want to insult us?" " I'll kill you for that!" " Stop fighting, calm down!" " It was a misunderstanding, huh?" " You two should not" " disturb the other guests." " But he accused me of being a thief!" "It's ok." "Take a seat." "You should forget about it and be peaceful." "Let the other guests eat their food and enjoy the wine, huh?" "!" "Hey!" "It was only a misunderstanding." "My father didn't mean it." "And you my friend, thank you for your courage." " What is it?" " Oh, uhm..." " never mind." " Thanks again." " We all can take a seat again?" " Yes." " Let's drink up." " Yes." " Hey waiter, we want to pay the bill!" " Hey, let me pay." " No, you pay." " Hm?" "That makes 9 bucks, Sir." "So?" " Can you give us a credit?" " No way, you have to pay for it." " We can't give credit to everybody..." " But I had money with me." "It's gone now." "It's gone now, huh?" "You had food and wine, you've disturbed my other guests, and in the end you can't pay the bill?" "If you don't have money," "I'll take your clothes as collateral." "Let's beat it." " You want our clothes?" " Yes!" "Sure thing!" "Run like hell!" " Halt!" " Wait!" "They're gone!" " Scumbags!" " Waiter!" "I want to pay." "That makes 6 bucks." "If you don't have any cash, you can pay with silver." "But if you don't have any silver, you'll have to work in my kitchen for a week." " So, what do you say?" " I..." " What is it?" " Looks like you have a problem." "But one hand washes the other hand." "This guy is my guest." "That should be enough." " Are you satisfied now?" " Yes, yes, thank you." " Wait!" "Wait!" "Let me..." " What?" "Pay?" "Thank you." " Thank you very much, Sir!" " Thank you, Sir." " Waiter." " Yes, I'm coming!" "Here I am." "My daughter." "Don't you think that your gesture was overstated?" "Father." "I paid him, but I paid with his money." "You fooled him." "Well done." "I don't think so." "Do you know who he is?" "Who is he?" "Well, he is somehow connected to your uncle." " Your uncle, the beggar." " Father, how do you know that?" "He has your uncles amulet around his neck." "Listen, I'll go ahead." "You and the men can rest here, but follow me tomorrow morning." " Long time no see, great hero." " Your stench is terrible." "Just like your haircut." " Was the spider's kiss of any use for you?" " Not at all." " You think it sucks, huh?" " Exactly." "Ok." "Ok." " I can teach you two new techniques." " No thanks, I don't have any money left." "You've already paid me well the last time." "You were generous." "Today, I won't charge you for it." " Are your moves any better this time?" " Hey, it's the best of Kung-Fu." "I'll show you!" "Here we go." " What do you call this technique?" " I call this..." " the iron finger." " The iron finger?" "Yes, get up here." "Take a close look." " With this finger?" " Yes, do as I do." "Like this." "Your foot in front." "Now crouch." "Head up and eyes straight forward." " And now, hit me." " You want me to hit you?" "Come on!" " Hey, what's that?" " It's called the king's grip." " The king's grip, the king's grip..." " The king's grip, the king's grip..." "The iron finger." "The king's grip." "I have to memorize it." " It is your fault." " But we both didn't notice." " Speak of the devil." " What?" "Are you looking for trouble?" " You are finished." " You stole our money, give it back." "What's that?" "My money has been stolen too, I couldn't pay my bill either." "You damn liar!" " Come on, give it back!" " But I don't have it!" "After him!" " Get down!" " Come up!" " Get down here." " You come here." " Get down." " You come up, and I go down." "Hey, you better watch it!" "I am Liu, the deadly whip." " Brother, he looks scared." " I am not scared!" "Hold it." "Ok, now I'll show you what the best Kung-Fu looks like." " Let's see it then." " Watch me." " What do you say?" " Looks stupid." "What's that?" "!" "You two don't have a clue, it's deadly!" " What do you call it?" " The iron finger." "And this, you stupid idiot, are two iron fingers." " Well then." "You asked for it." " Oh, I'm really scared." "The iron finger, the king's..." "King's grip my ass!" "Here comes the deadly whip." "Deadly whip." "You better mind your own business." "Or you'll pay with your life." "You're just talking, I'm not impressed." "This man" " is under my personal protection." " So what!" "?" "Brother, I think" " he's tired of living." " Let's send him to hell then!" "Get lost!" "Wait!" "Here, it's your money." " We'll meet again." " And next time you're dead meat." "Let's go." " I am Fang Wei." "What's your name?" " My name is Yang Tao." "Thanks for helping me, Master Fang." "I was looking for you." "Oh, so you're the guy who was sent by the old beggar." "Where is that old fart now?" " I don't know." "I was supposed to find you only." " That's all he said." " I see." " So you don't know about the mission?" " No, I don't." "We have to escort a valuable treasure." "The evergreen jade and the elixir of life." "They are priceless." "And every clan in the country are after it." "I have to apologize for my daughters prank." "Please don't be mad about it." "I hope that one day you'II be standing on our side." "To help us with our mission." "Here is your money." "Oh, thank you." "I'm proud of being your friend." "And I'll be there for you whenever you need me." "I am glad to hear that." "Let's go to the hostel." "Go upstairs and take a rest." " We'II leave early in the morning." " Yes, good night." "Who's there?" " What are you doing?" " Tell me, where did you" " get the whip from?" " Don't you know who I am?" "This whip is my symbol." "I'm the man with the deadly whip." " You are the man with the deadly whip?" " That's right." "You dare to hit me again?" " You're not the man with the deadly whip!" " What are you talking about?" "I am the man with the deadly whip." " She did it again." " Talk." " How did you get his whip?" " None of your business." "Who are you anyway?" " Liu is my brother." " I've admired him." " I had to watch when he was killed." " Who killed him?" "It was that scumbag A-Su." "How do you know?" "Your brother and A-Su were fighting." "I was there by coincidence to witness it." " How do I know that you are telling the truth?" " Your brother was a good fighter." "I admire him." "May I go to hell right now if I am lying." "Believe me, it's the truth." " I'll miss you brother." " Listen." "Don't be sad." "It was his destiny." "He died as a great hero." "And I am his successor." " What was that for?" " My brother was an honorable man." "He has a famous name." "Don't you dare to abuse it." " Hero!" " Who's there?" "Who's there?" "Who's there?" "Show yourself!" "Come out!" " You've been watching?" " Just a bit." "You fool." "I won't fight back since I'm an honorable man." " I won't fight girls." " So that's why you gave her your whip?" "That's right, I could have beaten her up, but I won't fight girls." "I don't get it." "A hero gets beaten by a girl because he doesn't want to fight girls." "What kind of a hero are you?" "!" "You make fun of me?" "I'll give you my iron finger." "See?" "Your Kung-Fu needs more practice." " Come over and try it again." " Save your breath." "Your Kung-Fu is worthless." "Your stinking iron finger and your stupid king's grip are useless." "It's nonsense." "Anyone can beat me." "It's your fault." "It's because you don't use it in the proper way." "Every technique has more than one variety." "Do you understand?" "It's the variety that matters the most." "Use your brains and fight smart, thoughtful." "You have to practice hard and soon you'll become invincible, got it?" "This much." " Now let's see what you've learned." " Now?" "Yes." " Be careful." " Don't worry about me." "The spider's... iron finger." "You can't fool me." "The iron finger!" " How about that?" " You're hopeless." "The iron..." "I have something for you." "It will help to improve your skills." "Study it and practice hard." "And you will become invincible." "But you better practice very hard." "What do you say?" "You suck, I'll see you around." "I got it, be more smarter." " Isn't the landscape beautiful, huh?" " Say what?" "Nothing but stone and rock around here." "I don't want to be buried here." " You sound like a peasant." " Talking to you is like" " talking to pigs." " Hey, what the hell do you mean by that?" "I'm not a pig and you're not a pig." "But we're still very similar." "We're both stupid fools, right?" "What are you laughing about?" " About what he said." "It's funny." " Listen, the surrounding is really boring and dead, but it doesn't matter... because of you." "There are no flowers here, but your smile is more beautiful then any flower could ever be." "There are no birds singing, but your voice is more enchanting then a nightingale." "This fool doesn't get it, he says that the landscape" " is beautiful." " How poetic, huh?" "Be careful." "I just saw someone hiding in the bushes!" " Master, somebody is about to ambush us." " Get ready." "Get off." "Whoever you are, let us pass." " And I promise we won't harm you." " You can pass," " but only if you give us the treasure." " What treasure are you talking about?" " Who are you?" "Who is your leader?" " No questions." "Hand over the treasure" " and you won't be killed." " Get ready!" " You cowards, show yourselves!" " Who are you?" "You don't know me?" "I'm the man who finished off A-Su." "Come out if you dare." "You bastard, you've killed my best student." "I'll kill you for that." "I don't think so!" "You better tell your people to let us pass." "Or they'll be dead very soon." "Enough with the talking." "Let's fight." "Father!" "Father!" "Father, let me help you." "The lovely Mi-Au." "We live in peace with your clan." "Tell me," " why do you interfere?" " When it comes to the treasure, my clan has no friends." "Enough." "You're wasting my time." "I warn you, don't make me mad." "I think that you overestimate yourself." "You don't have a chance against me." "Take your people and get lost before it's too late." "We are willing to help you, but only if we split up the goods." "We don't need your help." "Get lost!" "They are fighting each other." "This is our chance to secure the treasure." " I don't know where it is." " But how could that be?" " My father didn't tell me anything about it." " Really?" "What do we do now?" "The most important thing is to get master Fang out of here." " He's right." " Move it." " Hey you, go and watch their back." " Yes." "Wait!" "They're gone." "Nothing!" " Let's split up." " Yes." " Well done." " Let's go." "Wait!" " You want to lay down too?" " You bastard!" "You two take care of Master Fang." "I'll try to get the treasure." "He doesn't look good." "He's been wounded badly." "If we don't get him some medicine, he will die." "He won't die." "I'm going to get him medicine." "No Yang, it's too dangerous out there." "You can't fight them alone." "I have to try it, I don't want your father to die." "Master Nao, where can we get some medicine?" "The clan of WuDong has medicine." "Good, I'll go there." "You take care of Master Fang." "Yang wait!" "Please be careful." "Don't worry." "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Don't be so hysterical." " You're disgusting!" "Get out of my way." " You think that I'm disgusting, huh?" " Take this." " Who are you, what do you want?" "Me?" "I want you to get lost." "You bastard, take a hike!" " You take a hike!" " Say what?" "!" "Catch me if you can." "I'll get you." "You can try it." "You're as good as dead." " You better come down!" " You come up!" " Get down here!" " Watch it!" "It's Fu, the man with a thousend faces?" "!" "Here I come." " Fu, stop running." " Master?" " The dart was poisonous." " Master." "Give her the antidote that you carry around your neck!" " Tell me, why are you here?" " Master Fang has been wounded badly." "Fang has been wounded?" "What happened?" "We got ambushed by several clans at the same time." "Didn't you help Fang?" "My Kung-Fu is too bad." "It's pretty useless." "You fool!" "Why didn't you practice what I've been teaching you?" "The beggar teaching you the spider's kiss, the iron finger and the king's grip is my best student." "Consider yourself lucky if you manage to become as good as he is." "Get out of my sight." "Looking at you makes me sick." "Go to Fang and give him the medicine." "Take the teachings for the dragonfist technique, study it." " And practice as hard as you can." " Yes." "Thank you Master." "Master Nao?" "What happened?" "I'm sick of pretending." "I have my own goals." "From now on I'll take care of myself first." "Master Nao, you mean you want the treasure yourself?" "That's right." "And now tell me where the elixir of life and the evergreen jade are, or else..." " You..." "I don't know." " I don't believe you." " Talk!" "Where is the treasure?" " I don't know." "Don't lie!" "Your father must have told you." " Tell me where it is!" " I wouldn't tell you even if I knew where it is." " Talk!" " Let her go." " Mind your own business!" " Yang, he's after the treasure." "Don't worry, I'll take care of him." "You're a traitor!" " You better run!" " Yang." " You're getting better." " Thank you." " Where have you been for so long?" " I'm sorry, I was interrupted." "Who is she?" "My name is Liu Chin-Pin." "My brother caused us trouble." "That's why Yang is late, please forgive him." " Of course." " Thank you for explaining it." "Listen," "Liu Chin-Pin admires your father." "That's why she's here, she wants to help us with our mission." " You are very brave." " Thank you." "The medicine." "I'm supposed to give it to your father." "Let's go." "Good morning, Yang." " You are up early." " Yes." " It's because I'm worried." " Don't worry." "I'll protect you and your father with my life." "What's that?" "Good morning." "Are you hungry?" " I am starving." " Thank you." "Just take it." "You better go inside." "Get them!" " Take him away!" " Ok." "You want to mess with me, huh?" "Well then, I'll send you to hell" " just like the other crooks." " You're too cocky." "I'll make you regret it." "I can take care of the others later." "Not very impressive." "Is that all, hm?" "We'll meet again." "It's you!" "Who's there?" "Master Fang?" "over here!" " Do you feel better?" " Yes." "Father." " I worried about you." " Why is that?" "Nothing will happen to us as long as Yang is with us." "You've done a lot for us." " Who's she?" " That's Liu Chin-Pin." "She wants to help us." "It's my great honor." "I hope I am welcome." " Welcome." " Father, Master Nao is after the treasure himself, he betrayed us." "Traitor." "We still have the treasure." "Let's continue with our mission." " We have to pass the Fu-Chan cliffs first." " That's the most dangerous spot." "If we pass the cliffs we'll be heading towards the trading route." "Where, I believe, none would dare to ambush us." "Master Fang, don't worry." "I'll be there." "And as soon as they spot me, they'll run for their lives." "Master Fang, hand over the treasure and we'll let you pass." " We won't hand over anything to you." " Give us the treasure." "If you want it, come and get it." "That's right, come and get it." "If you like a good beating!" "Attack!" "Attack!" "Are you alright?" " Let me take a look." " No thanks!" "I'll protect you." " Your Kung Fu is much better now." " Since when are you so fancy?" "Watch it!" "Watch it!" " I'm impressed." " Oh well, I had a good teacher." " I have new moves for you." " Really?" "Hey, watch it!" "It stinks." "Let's look for the treasure while they fight each other." "This is what you're looking for." " Have fun searching." " Let's go." "It's over here." "Watch out!" " What are you doing?" " What?" "You two are no threat to me." " We will see about that!" " Both of you will die because of this." "Old bastard." "Attack!" "Damn it!" "Hey, I'll take care of him." "You go and help your friends." "Go." " Let me take care of him." " Sure." "Ok, let's fight him together." " Let me down." " Ok." " It's you." " Thank you, Master." " Are you hurt?" " No." " Take a break." " Ok." " I have to help my student." " Ok." "Let me fight him, you take a break." "Your father needs help!" "Watch out!" "It's your own fault." "Old beggar." " You!" " You deserve it." "You've killed my student..." "and wounded my son badly." "Wait Lin-Fu, hold it!" "Your son is dead because of your greed." "Take your son and leave." "But before you go, promise that you won't look for the treasure any further." "Never!" "I've lost my son because of the treasure." "The evergreen jade and the elixir of life." "You should give them to me." "If you don't hand over the treasure immediately, I'll kill you all!" "Lin-Fu!" "Go before it's too late." "It's too late already... for you!" "Master." "What a mean move!" "What's the matter, are you scared?" " What was that?" " Damn it... that was my pimple bursting." "My balls, my balls, my balls!" "You deserve it." "Lucky me, you crushed my bottle instead of my balls." "The skinning cobra." "Kicking the skinned cobra." "Damn it." "Stand up!" " Old beggar, what was that?" " New moves." "Old beggar, I'm going to help him." " There's no time for a nap." " You again, I'll kill you." "Who wants to take a nap?" "You have to fight him the smart way, use your brains." "He's coming, help me!" "You better take a break." "Did you see?" "I'm fighting him the smart way." "Now that's stupid!" " I'll kill you, you bastard!" " Don't overestimate yourself." " Master, what is he doing?" " He is doing it upside down." "Very smart." "I almost got your balls." "You pervert, don't touch my balls." "A wig?" "I'll polish your bald head." "Master, who taught him those moves?" " I'm smarter than you." " You're as good as dead." "That didn't work." "How smart are you now?" "Go to hell." "What the hell is this?" "Damn you." "Hey, try this one." "Here." "How am I supposed to do that?" "You have to swing, sheer and kick." "All at the same time." "I don't get it." "Swing, sheer... and kick." "Now what?" "He grabbed my leg." " And now I'm going to break it." " No you won't." "Try straight legs, bandy legs, chicken legs, and flying kicks." "Flying kicks!" "Take this, the flying kicks!" "Hey baldy, this is only the beginning of your end." "The iron finger." "He's done." " I am proud of you, my friend." " Thank you." "Mission accomplished!" "Father, what about the treasure?" "That's it." "It's not real, it was a trick to get rid of those scumbags." "It was a good plan, and thanks to our friends it worked out well." "All the effort and agony for nothing?" "!" "But you improved your Kung Fu, thanks to me." "The iron finger!"