"It's Showtime at the Stardust folks so... why not wonder on in and let us your colour world." "Leave your problems behind as you watch Lesley  Maria... two lesbian midgets from Uruguay wrestle each other in a match that's sure to drive you out of your mind." "We have peep shows, we have books, we have magazines... but most of all we have girls." "Don't just walk by without giving the stardust a chance to colour your world." "Come on in and give yourself a break." "It's showtime folks, showtime at the Stardust." "We have peep shows, we have books, we have magazines... we have girls but we don't have you so come on in." "It's showtime at the Star..." "Welcome to the Stardust... where under our magical dome... the crude vulgarities of the outside world disappear... as we add colour to your most subtle desires." "You are welcome to browse through our intriguing selection... of books, magazines and other sensual amusements." "But please, take care to remember our rule..." "Nice to look at and though it doesn't cost much... until it is yours you are not allowed to touch." "For your convenience, change will be provided for your... paper bills at the cashier's desk downstairs." "Thank you and have a nice day."