"supported by Czech Ministry of Culture presents" "District League" "The Last Match of Joey Hnatek" "Have you skinned the rabbit already?" "Don't you dare to mess him up with paint!" "Kvasnak..." " Hi, Antonia" " Hi" "I brought you the gooseberry" "Thank you very much." "Bye" " I'll be off then" " Bye" " Bye" "There is nothing coming..." "Dude, an hour!" "Let's go" "I would go too" "Jesus don't be foolish!" "It's blinking, so it's blinking, let's wait, right?" "Look, it's not blinking anymore" "Holy cow!" "You asshole, what was that?" "I told you to wait, no?" "Idiot!" "Look Mira, I'm really sorry, it was blinking white after all" "It was blinking red!" "It was blinking red!" " Who is going to pull it out?" " Tractor, I don't know" " Tractor..." " Mira!" " Something is flowing from it" " That's fucked" "That's fucked!" "That's ... fucked!" "Something is flowing from it" "Hello" "Don't you know that the signal lights works opposite?" "Years ago they did a revision here and switch the phases" "And why doesn't anyone fix it?" "Pfff... train goes here once or twice a day and everyone got use to it" "And where could we park for few days you don't know..." " Like what..." "Me?" " Like you." "We need few meters" " I don't know..." " I'll pay" " Loui..." " Yes?" "What does that suppose to mean?" "They had an accident in Postoloprty and need to park for few days" "I made an excellent bussiness with them, Vaclav" " Hey there!" " Hi" "Can we please plug into power and water?" "I need to cook goulash" " Good morning" " Good morning" " Yes, yes" " Great." "Where?" " I'll come, ok?" " Okay then" " Good bye" " Good bye" " So I'll plug her in, ok?" " Are we a camp or what?" "So gentelmen... twenty" "What is that?" "Gimme twenty" "Goal!" "Dude, great football today, great!" "Jarmil, you are going to get one also, dude." "I'll find you" "Quiet, boys!" "Quiet" "How many times have I told you these things should not be here" "John..." "Elbows must go higher!" "The boy is good in the air, so elbows higher and he'll get harmed" "Okay coach, but then it will be foul, no?" "So be it, but he will be discouraged for a while." "You have to be smart" " Lark..." " Yes?" " How old are you?" " Thirty-seven, why?" "...because you are flying there like an alarm" " I'm playing midfielder, no?" " Look, you should have known better" "No bloopers!" "I see one attempt for a ball over whole pitch and you are out" " Cone?" "!" " What's up?" "You are not running at all!" "You are not watching the defender on the right and give a total shit about it!" " But goals were good, right?" " Did you hear what I'd just told you?" "!" "Beet should have kicked your ass..." "He is dealing with two men." "You are going to go back with him!" "And what was it with the pass?" " One-two with Henry" " Right..." "let's repeat" "Long balls and stress in duels" "Clear!" "You are no good for one-two, you are clogs and that's why you play in district!" "I hope that does not concern me, Mr. Hnatek" " Does it piss you, Cone?" " Yeah, it pisses me" "We are in lead and you fucks us here" "If it pisses you, you can sit on bench" "So how is it going?" "What is that over there?" " Nah..." " Those are some hippies?" "I guess so..." "something like that" "Jejjy, make it move a bit!" "You aje plowing theje like a ..." "Substitution!" "Cone out, Hodman in" "Mj." "Jefejee!" "Substitution" " Substitution!" " What?" "Jerry?" "!" "Look, I'll get over the substitution" "No problem, some substitution, I don't care, I'll get over it..." "What I hear?" "You have to substitue after first half, Jerry?" "These blond sausages of yours got you into trouble or what?" " I'm leaving home, dude!" " Come, sit down!" " No, I'm leaving, dude!" " You are offended all the time..." " Hey..." "There's a morose greybeard on bench, who's just bawling at us kick it to the front, get the ball, hit the device... and then bald asshole comes, dude: "Blah blah blah"" "I do not need this." "I'm leaving home!" "Fuck you!" "You are just shouting around, dude." "Tell us what to play!" "Anything else than... some, dude, tactics from toolmaker, dude, from CKD, dude" "I'm so glad you started to talk about this, because nowadays in the world there are very popular those so-called triangles" " Dude, triangles!" " Yeah, I have them for breakfast" "Triangles, tactics... you have no idea, dude" "What are you drivelling about, dude?" "!" "I understand that!" "And you know why?" "Yeah?" "Why?" "That's because I'm the captain, dude" "And you know why are you the captain?" "You know why?" "'cause I'm good..." "Bullshit!" "Because you are climbing his ass!" "Exactly, dude!" "Exactly!" "I'm not climbing his ass, guys!" "I'm not climbing!" "Jerry, tell them!" "He's not climbing, dude!" "You are not even getting out, you are all there!" "Climbing plus you are a snitch, dude!" "I bet tomorrow he will know exactly what we drank and ate here" "Exactly, dude!" "A snitch, dude!" "Shut up, you!" "That's bullshit" " That's truth, dude!" " That's how it is, dude!" "These aje mundane, Loui" "They are kind of natural, you know?" "Somehow linked to the nature" " Loui?" " Yeah?" " What is that?" "Mejjy-go-jounds, Vaclav" "I can see that!" "Maybe it won't be so bad." "They are playing songs..." "Songs!" "I have a lawn reserve over there!" "When did they ajjive, twenty dogs went missing, I have it in notes" " Really?" " Jeally, they didn't come back" "Look!" "He is going to gjapple with them theje" "What are you doing here?" "Parking..." " Who did you allow to do that?" " Mr. Talky" " I'm off" " Wait, where are you going?" "!" " I have a wojk to do" " Vaclav, he is going to kill us!" " No, just you, dude" "To the club-room" "Good morning, Mr. Hnatek" "Call Lisper, so I don't need to repeat myself" " Mojning!" " Hi!" "Every season has three constantly repeating critical weeks" "May, carnival and when merry-go-rounds comes" "And what about countjy ball?" "And you let a bunch of mundane right onto the pitch!" " Ouch!" " What idea was that, engeneer?" "Joe, easy!" "There are no merry-go-rounds" "What is that then?" "Hmm... they are just gathering here so they can go further" "Look, I'm not happy about it either, but we can't just kick them out" "Yes, we can't, there's been a contract signed" "I'll be better off" " Bye" " Bye" "What are you gaping around?" "Get dressed!" " But there is no training today, Mr. Hnatek" " Does not matter, get dressed!" "And why?" "I don't even have my stuff with me" "Hey, should I come for you?" "!" " Better come" " What is he doing?" " Better come" "I had to change training plan just because of prevention" "I'm telling you, they are not even going to unwrap the merry-go-round" "I should have done it in pre-season" "Joe, don't be a fool." "We are not playing Bundesliga, are we?" "They can't make that kind of doses" "Twenty circles!" " Holy cow!" " Call your mother a cow!" "I can make it, why could not they?" "Imagine Bonebashton will come" "Let's go, come on, do it!" "Good, good!" "Let's go, dude!" "Let's go, dude!" "Frank Jakubec, bye!" "Dude..." "Sidney Prokes!" "Come on, come on!" " I've been thinking... maybe I could be a coach once" " You think?" "Tibor Micinec!" "Dude, bye!" "I've been thinking I could take it after Hnatek" "He would have to die first" "Well, he already suggested something like that" "That he was going to die?" "No no, but if I'd like to coach..." "that I'm that type" "Sidney Pear, dude!" "Come here!" "Where are you going, dude?" "Where do you want it?" " God dammit!" " Sorry" "Sorry, sorry!" "I'm going to glue it, sorry!" "Good!" "Pegs!" "Pegs!" "I beg you, at least don't throw yourself at his head that much." "It's embarassing, it's really embarassing" " Good morning, Mr. Hnatek." " Morning!" " Are you going to the training?" " Yep, you too?" " Sure thing" " So why are you going opposite direction?" "Lark had eleven beers yesterday" "Kott only eight" "Sheep had seven beers and Jarda seventeen" "Go to hell with that!" " And can I go at least with you?" " Yep" " We will wait" " Come on, Jerry, go!" "Quiet now, yes?" "What's up?" "Starting Saturday there will be a training camp before every match" "So meeting on Saturday on village green and we are going to Helminthon" "What are we going to do in Helminthon the whole day?" "Train" " Are you warmed up?" " I am" " So let's go" "Come here, how many people are there, dude?" "Let me see..." "Three thousand" "Dude!" "There must be every second Olomoucer" "Take off!" "Girls get out" "Champions, champions, champions Go, go, go" " I wanna play, I wait here" " I'm England, I'm England" " Can I play later?" " With winner" " What are you?" " Russia, dude!" "Haha, that was fast!" "It does not count from the first, right dude?" "And take him" " Hnatek!" "What was the last time he coached us?" "Or what was the last time he did some changes in lineup, some surprise?" "Tactics for a match, dude!" "He just stand there and gapes!" "He does not coach at all, dude!" "Then he let us run in stream..." "Jesus play!" " I'm playing, dude!" " Whistle for me, Georgia!" "Millhouse, come for a beer already!" "And the magnetic board has been there for ten years!" "Long balls and hit the device, that's all he knows, dude!" "Why didn't you tell me you had a match in the morning?" " What a goal!" " You are good!" " That is no match, it's training camp" " And who did made this crap up?" " Who you think?" " Why don't you tell him something already?" "Terry, I can stretch groins anytime" "Jerry, dude, don't you tell this in front of me!" "I don't know if I can listen to this at all" "Dude, play!" "But you are not slaves of his, are you?" " My mom tells that too" " Bullshit!" " George, I think as well that..." " Dude, don't mess with that, you know shit about it!" "Don't yell at her, she is right" "Something must really happen, we have to deal with that, George" "And what do you want to do?" "Simply you won't go there." "None of you" "Well..." "then... okay" " So come on you bitch!" " Have you been to technical, Mr. Krob?" "Yep" "Hey, they play it forenoon?" "Mj." "Hnatek called a tjaining camp foj the boys, Mj." "Kjob" "Where are they?" " Don't know" " You are the captain at once" "I am." "But I don't really know anything Mr. Hnatek" " Mr. Krob?" " What is it?" "But the front number does not fit the rear one" "Don't be a nitpicker, Loui" "Hey Loui, read it, I don't have glasses" "It's from Jerry Cone" "By this we want to show dissatisfaction with team leadership and that's why we decided to boycott..." " How do I scroll it?" " Here, this button here" "Sent some message..." "That's pussy!" "Gimme that knife!" " Why?" " Come on!" "Where are you supposed to be?" "Dunno" " What are you doing?" "!" " Pack up!" "It has a good start" "What's wrong with that?" "!" " Mornin'" " Hello" " Where is he?" " He is not home" " Don't bullshit me!" " What's up?" " Move!" "The match starts at five, no?" "I'll give it back" "You have no balls for that" "Joey?" "Joey!" " What?" " What are you doing?" " What time is it?" " I don't know." "About eight" "Where are you going?" " Hello!" " How much?" " What?" " How did they play?" "I've heard you played Clint Eastwood at the apartments" "Mojnin'!" "Zejo - one" "Bye, Mr. Hnatek" "I won't be at home the whole day tomorrow" "Zero - one..." " Mornin'" " Hello" "What you want?" " Can I talk with Henry?" " Hmm..." "Henry!" "Henry!" " Joey?" " I have to talk with you" " So come in" "In private" "Joey, I'm in retired after all" "I was out for four hours" "I missed the match in Helminthon" "Well... that's serious" " Do you take any pills?" " Noone can know about it" "That's clear noone can know" "Who has general practicioner outside of his district anyway?" "Do you take pills?" "I can't feel my arm ...sometimes ...like now" "Phone?" "Do you have any number?" "I have no number" "Hey, but you should have." "You had heart attack, Joe" "Will you help me?" "Remember fifteen years ago?" "When I managed to arrange you that meniscus operation" " It's been fifteen years already?" " Yep, and you didn't go" "So why should I help you?" "I want to advance to the regional league this year" " Damn, you can't be serious, man!" " I am" "Boys got mature" "Joe..." "Thanks" "Don't smoke!" "And sit down!" "Stick plasters to your arms and chew gums." "And don't guzzle!" "Look and you should entrust someone, okay?" "Well, you won't help yourself when you will keep it all inside" "Do you have wife?" "You have a wife, so entrust her, no?" "That's my personal bussiness!" "No, it's not, Joe" "You don't still talk to each other or what?" " We do" " Ok" "Man, don't tell me that she still shags that... what was his name?" "Eagle" "Yea, Eagle" "He has nothing to do with her anymore" "That's good" "Even though it's very unlinkely, right?" "Physically..." "Hmm..." "But from the medical view this can't be excluded" "He brings gooseberry to our home" "Man, your heart is barely working" "And it's flaccid" "You are getting angry very often, right?" "On the contrary - he is getting angry not enough, right?" "Well... we cut that used heart out and replace it with some young strong one, ok?" "When?" "Well, we have to wait for a donor." "It can take a week or even a year" "It must be in winter break" "Beg your pardon?" "Mr. Hnatek is a football coach" "Heh, but I can't guarantee you when it will be" "Well, that's obvious, right?" "Will he do that operation?" "Yes..." "We'll just sign few papers and wait for a donor" "Who will it be?" "Well.. who, that's what we don't know yet" "I should have known this" "No, we don't tell name of donor" "I don't care, I need to know" "I'll clarify this to Joey later" "Hello" "Well... this is Marry Stihlova, she will be your transplanation coordinator, ok?" " This is Mr. Hnatek" " Good morning, I am Stihlova" " Stihlova" " Good morning" "She will deal everything with you, ok?" "And you would come for an examination next week" "Mr. Hnatek, do you have a wife?" "I have" "It would be good if you would bring her here, so we can brief her in case we find any suitable donor" "Noone can know about this" "If you insist, we will keep you here in that case" "Forget it" "What's that?" "You have the pager, right?" "And you know what to do when it starts beeping?" "Get to the hospital as fast as possible, Joe" "Hey, but seriously you should entrust someone" "If not your wife then someone else" "Look, these old cars are sometimes not even possible to repair" "When I take a cam belt or something in Bobik, I wait even three weeks before it comes from Belgium" "And where the valve comes from?" "Yemen" " Yea" " Yemen" "I'll call too." "Wait..." "here is three hundred" "Showdown" " Charlie wins" " So that's mine, Queen of course!" "So that's all mine!" "Finally, dude..." "Hi Louis!" "Where are you going?" "Nowhere" "Hi Loui!" "Let's play one with us!" "No no no..." " You won't?" " Look!" "The prize!" "Seven hundred for one game" "No no..." "I don't gamble" "Look, we agreed on few vans and not the whole carnival" "When this van is fixed we are leaving" "That was the deal." "Sid, come on" "I don't mind that much you staying here" "I can see right inside your bastard skull" "Bastajd?" "Bastard, you motherfucker!" "Sid, do you need to break it even more?" "!" "Come!" "Sid, heel!" "Don't provoke!" "What was that?" "Fjeak" "Hey, Vaclav!" "He just won seven hundred!" "What?" "Who?" "Charlie!" "Plus CD player, air refreshener, and toothbrush... electric!" "battery-powered..." "AA-size..." "These mundane are still hanging here" "And there is more and more of them in here" "They are waiting until Krob repairs the van" "And when is that?" "When they make a valve in Yemen" "Where is the cup from seventy-six?" "Which one?" "The one from Elderbury" "You are right..." "It's not here they start to steal" "Look, Joey..." "I'll tell you something" "They are hanging here, that's the fact" "I'm pissed by that too" " But something pisses me even more" " What?" "You piss me" "You create that in here..." "Negative atmosphere" "I do that whole my life, no?" "You force boys to come to matches five hours in advance" "Shooting around the village like the Magnificent Seven..." "I've always reined them in" "Okay then!" "Reined them in" "But also came with them to the pub" "And got wasted with them and chat about it" "And football is about communication as well, have you forgotten that or what?" "You haven't given up on any match before" "It was a tragedy there in Helminthon" "I've heard" "How do you want to coach the boys, when they are against you?" "Have they ever been with me anyway?" "!" "You don't want me to be the coach?" "Which one of you does not want me to be the coach?" "Can anyone for fuck's sake say a word?" "Cone?" "You don't want me to be the coach?" "Say a word" "So tell me what bothers you" "That I don't want you to drink before match, I want you to defend, to run..." "Cone!" "Don't embarass yourself and say it" "You've always been coward" "You've never had balls!" "You've got talent, but you lack balls!" "It was enough just for the division!" "Be quiet now!" "You had a chance, you screwed it!" "Is there anyone here who does not want me to be the coach?" "Me." "I do want you to be the coach" "I like you" "But I don't like that you shoot at playmates with an air gun" "Dude, what if you would have hit him?" "!" "Or his eye?" "Well... it's not about the eye, but it's about you would have weaken the whole team" "You didn't think of it, did you?" "!" "And you are the coach!" "Imagine, George, you are a coach, okay?" " Me?" " Yep" "That you would be a coach for a while" " Yes..." " Yea?" "And someone would not come to a match." "What would you do?" "I would simply..." "I would kill him" "And I just shot at him" "So is there anyone who does not want me to be the coach?" " Let's run" " I'll take it coach!" "Jerry, move it!" "Good, good, good" " Let's go, go, go" " Come boys, come" "Cone!" "Shuttle run" " Spray?" " Here" "In pairs, okay?" "Come boys, move it!" "Go, go, go, go" "Knees, knees, knees!" "Go, Joe, go!" "Come, come, come, come, come" "Let's go, boys, let's go." "Let's go, go, go!" "Continue, continue Run, run, run!" "Come, come, come, come, come" "Go, go, go, go Come, Cone, come!" "Jerry, go!" "Lark, dammit, knees!" "Jerry, Jerry!" "Go, go!" "Wait!" "Joe..." "Joey!" "Wait for me at the crossroad behind village" "Our play!" " Medicaments..." "Do you take them?" " Yep" "Don't you cheat?" "Marry, the prescriptions" "Please" "Have you quitted smoking?" "You are eating salads" "You don't drink" "Once a week you leave for a whole day" "And now you quitted smoking" "You have another woman" "Why did you find a woman?" "In your age!" "You are a fool for everyone" "I don't have a woman" "Don't lie, I'm not dumb" "I have a woman" "Move..." "Hey, it's not blinking anymore." "Go!" "Dude, train!" "Go, go, faster, dude!" "Dude!" "Eve, Eve, Eve!" "Eve!" "Block hej!" "Catch hej, catch hej, catch hej!" "Eve!" "Run!" "What aje you doing?" "Hmm..." "Caj hits hej and I'll cjy about it" "Goat!" "Hey, the boyfjiend of youjs is still pissed somehow, no?" " Sid?" " Yea" "He's not my boyfriend" "He's a cousin ...distant" "I see..." "Father pisses me more" "He seems to be allrijht to me" "Yeah, he's very kind" "But he thinks people nowadays are still interested in merry-go-rounds" "I keep telling him "Fuck that, sell it..."" "And he builds a new merry-go-round in garage during winter" "Make it blink is the goal" "Give it to me" "What's up?" "Wanna fuck?" "Dunno" "So bye..." "Bye" "Good morning!" "We play a match with Bonebashton and I wanted to give your husband an advice... about tactics" "Is Hnatek..." "I mean Mr. Hnatek home?" "He isn't" "So thank you, good bye!" "Bye" "Boys, watch out..." "All in!" " Dude, why?" " Everything in!" " Why for everything, dude?" " I have super card, relax" "So I'll call" " Of course, it's clear he will call" " Dude, I want him to call!" " Me too!" " Fwoosh!" "Show yourself then" "We are dead, dude!" " Dude!" " Told you" " We haven't won for a week, get it?" " We haven't!" "A week, dude!" "Granny is going to kill me." "It was my pocketmoney for the whole month" "Granny... my mother will kill me!" "I lost her glasses here, dude..." "Her heating pad..." "Everything, dude" "Perfect, dude, like I give a damn about some heating pad" "You are stoned!" " You are constantly stoned, dude!" " Dude, don't yell at me!" "You are like Kite, dude!" "So..." "like we agreed." "This is for last week and for now, okay?" "Hey, when are you going to get out?" "Mira, take a look!" "Guys, we agreed Come" " Bye!" " Bye, bye, bye..." "Holy cow!" "Maybe we can glue it" "Where does the swan have its head?" "Here" "Jesus... please don't show it to me" "Hide it, better hide it!" "Who drove that?" "!" "Beetle Bag drove it, right?" "Explain!" "Well... there was a train going" "Perhaps there was some light blinking at the crossing!" "White" "Every idiot here knows that the colors are opposite" "I didn't know that myself" "Hey, this Saturday we play Bonebashton - the big derby!" "Yea, I know" "I've been thinking about it and we could shuffle lineup a bit" "Like how?" " I'd pull Mollycoddle to the back" " Yea?" "And put Henry a bit to the front, cause he has a good pass and... we could finally try the triangles" "That's not bad" "What about the boys?" "I talked about it with Charlie, Cenda and Henry and they agreed" "And what about Hnatek, he has the lineup and tactics set" "Dude!" "With that lineup of his we haven't won against Bonebashton for twenty years!" "Okay, let's try it" "In the worst case he will replace all of us after first half, dude" "How come that suddenly, George?" "What?" "Well, you - such a loyal captain..." "Ass climber, dude..." "Don't bullshit me, dude!" "I've never climbed Hnatek's ass" " George!" " No, I haven't!" "He really pisses me" "Moreover, boy, I saw the notebook of his" "What's in there?" "!" "You don't wanna know" "What's in there!" "?" "No, I'm not going to tell you!" "He is no coach" "I'm not going to tell you!" "Boy, that was the biggest disappointment of my life" "He is no coach!" "I'll come to Mollycoddle and tell him to prepare to play from the back like the Makelele" " George?" " Yea?" "What is supposed to be in a well?" "Water..." " Yea?" " Yep" "It's not there" "Don't bullshit me..." "Just take a look, dude!" "I see..." "And what are we going to do?" "Hello" "Hi!" "What's that?" "It's a poem!" "Foj you" "And are you going to read it to me?" "I'm not a good jecitej" "Please..." "Okay, then" "Ashy dove..." "Hello!" "Fuck off!" "Bye" "Bye" " Have you spoken with Henry already?" " I have, he is looking forward to it" " A bit afraid, but I have..." " Nah, it's going to be alright" "What about you?" "What's up?" "I don't know boys..." "What?" "But I have never played sweeper" "You see, today you will" " I don't feel like it..." " Nah, come on!" " Watch out, he is coming!" " Dude, he looks pissed" "What a model he wears, dude!" "Buttoned down..." " What a match it's going to be today" " Stop it!" "Don't forget Bonebashton shoots for a promotion" "We haven't beat them for like ten years" "When we have the ball, no swabbing around..." "Straight forward and hit the device!" "Thank you" " So on the both sides:" "All hail to" " Sport!" " All hail to" " Sport!" " Slavoj!" " Houslice go!" "Come get them!" "Come!" "Hey, watch out, dude!" " Get out of me" " I'm moving backwards" " Good!" " You took it from him well!" "What is that?" " Have you rebuilt it or what?" " No..." "So what are they playing?" "They are shoving it by one meter and it does not lead anywhere" "Look!" "There are three of them here!" "But I have too few players here, Georgia!" "So manage him!" "He claims to be forward!" "No way, dude!" " Adam, come here!" " What's up, Lada?" "Come here to spray it for me" " I saw it, it was Rose" " He is an asshole, dude" "What's up?" "Fuck, I'm out of kelen" "So bring it to him, no?" "!" "Okay, so wait I'll bring it" "And you get back!" "But I can't walk!" "Run then!" "Ashy dove sit on my hand fjom clouds the Sun wakes up and you make a dove call" "What is that?" "A little box..." "And also makes a dove call" "Dude!" "Dude!" "Where is Mollycoddle?" "I don't know" "Ouch!" "In the bog" "Locked in the bog!" "You cannot pass at one meter and you are playing some triangles like Barcelona" "AC Milan" "You haven't even got in front of their device!" "Who's idea was that to shuffle the lineup like that?" "Not mine" " No?" " No!" "Gimme that band" " Which band?" " This one!" " Why?" " You are no longer the captain!" "Do it!" "I won't." "It's my armband." "I won't." "Never!" "Do it!" " What's up?" " Mj." "Hnatek, can I talk to you?" " I have a meeting" " It's jeally impojtant." "One minute" "You have one minute" "Mj." "Hnatek, you have some medical issues, don't you?" "I'm not dumb I am a doctoj" "Fijst - you quitted smoking" "Second - you stopped going to the pub" "Thjee" " I found this in youj pocket" "Theje's a stickej fjom the jegional hospital on it." "It was beeping so I thought it was impojtant" "It's not mine." "Do you understand?" "You are not ballet dancers" "I want to see you riding your ass" "Come on, Slavoj!" "Make it even!" "Good!" "I have a caj heje Mj." "Hnatek, come" "Wait for me in front of the house, I'll take few things" "Look at this, dude!" "Come here!" "Look, dude!" "He has given up on us again, that asshole!" "He's leaving" "We have to man-up, dude!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Boys, let's go!" "Shitter, dude!" "You have a phone?" "Dial this" "I'll give it to him" "It's me" "You should be here already!" "I told you to be ready in this case!" "I want to know whose heart it is" "Do you know how lucky you are that they've found the donor that early?" "You are freak, Joey, freak..." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Well done!" "Pass it already, pass it!" "Go, go, go!" "Nice one!" "Dude!" "Nice, dude!" "Mojnin'!" "Who is that weird guy in the hallway?" "You wanted me to entrust someone, so I did" "You didn't tell it to your wife?" "She wasn't at home" "Wear this, okay?" "You can't be serious!" "One word and I'm a crip for the whole village" "And how are you going to explain, that you won't be at home for one month?" "Well, that pisses me off also" "Why didn't the guy die during winter break?" "Now I'll miss autumn season" "Why is the guy staring at us?" "He is right behind you in the waiting list" "If the blood tests are not good for you, they'll open him instead" "I've already asked you few times but you have never answered me" "Don't start again, okay?" "Whose heart is it?" "Joey, you are simply a..." "You are a freak." "There are some rules, there is a medical code!" "Okay?" "If you are not going to tell me whose heart it is, I won't go for the surgery" " You won't?" " I will not" "So don't go!" "Will you find out?" "No!" "Why do you want to know?" "Why?" "You have a gadget, do you?" "You give a damn" "You have some robot there, but they will give me a piece of flesh into my body" "I do understand that" "Then I do have a right to know whose heart is it, right?" "Sorry, mister..." "You don't have, Joe!" " I don't have?" " No!" "Wait, wait, wait..." "Sit down here..." "You promise me not to make any stupidity?" " You won't make any crap!" " I promise!" "Good" "Sit" "What do you have here?" "Is it a little boat?" " I cut it out of bajk myself" " Wow!" "It's nice" "You aje also a doctoj?" "Yea" "I'm a doctoj too, but jathej foj cows" " Eh, veterinarian" " Yes, in a village" "Theje will be a juddej, it will be functional and theje will be a mast and a sail on it" "It's enough wind to blow and it will sail on watej" " Can I?" " Yea" "Warmton..." "Joe!" "Gimme that!" "Gimme that!" "Joey!" "Chill, chill, chill..." "Please chill" "Let's go!" "Wheje to?" "And why?" "Numbej six." "I'll wait heje" " Mornin!" " Good morning" "I am some Hnatek" "I've received a message that Tonny died" "I need to talk with you" "Please come in" "I'm sorry for your loss" " Please..." " Thank you" "They said it was anonymous" "I do quite understand you, I'd like to know myself too" "It wasn't during race" "Not much happens during race" "But everyone thinks that race is happening all the time" "Would you like to see his room?" "Yeah" "So come" "Do you have a bike?" "I do" "What type?" "Simson 50" "That's nothing" "Thanks" "They can't just give me a heart of some Slavia fan!" "I want to know who is she" "I want to know, who is she right now!" "Tonnie, don't piss me" "Is it Frantova, hm?" "Vojtiskova?" "Is it Vojtiskova?" "Is it Vojtiskova?" "Joe..." "If it's Adamcova you really disappointed me" "Adamcova!" "It is Adamcova!" " Hello, come on in!" " Hi" "We can't just pull Joe off" "He let us play alone twice already!" "Hi" "Congratulations to the win, clogs" "See, it was enough just to shuffle the lineup a bit and it went better" "Admit it, Vaclav, Hnatek is out." "Done, end, over, bye..." "Boys, look, that would be his death" "No, that would be great luck" "It's about time to replace the coach and the match with Bonebashton proved it" "Because we roll them over without him, they could not do a thing, dude!" "Because Hnatek was not there!" "It was a brilliant move by Joe" "Come on dude!" "Joe can do this excellently." "He just wanted you to man-up" "You can't believe in that, Vaclav" "Sure thing!" "And you played much better without the armband" " Bullshit!" " This one is true, actually" " That's nonsense" " It is correct" "Look..." "I remember Joe did this several times." "Everytime in a bad situation" "Joseph being so artful?" "Dude, he is not that cunning" "I think it's more because he has a woman" "I heard that too!" "Adamcova!" "No, I saw them fooling around with Vojtiskova" "Come on, you!" "Terry said Adamcova, so it's Adamcova" "I've heard it was Durdilova" "Which one is she?" " That's the young secretary of mayor" " Yea?" "She's hot" "Wait!" "That's the one urdilova!" "He has no woman!" "How do you know that?" "And Dujdilova isn't it for one hundred percent" "She got an infection down there" "Really?" "How do you know that?" "She came to me with it" "It has spread..." "She had it all over the mouth" "Wait..." "I don't mean that." "How do you know he has no woman?" "You haven't noticed anything at all?" "What?" "Mj." "Hnatek smoked like a plastej hedgehog... and doesn't smoke anymoje" "Djank like a fish..." "does not djink" "I've been saying - he has a woman and everytime he goes to her" "But with Adamcova!" "No, I was with him in hospital this Satujday" " What?" " Why?" "He is ill?" "Mj." "Hnatek has his heajt fucked up" "Well, me too in here" "Don't bullshit me!" "They say it's not beating at all" "He is really seriously ill?" "Ye..." "That's great!" "Shut up, George!" "They should have done tjansplantation on Satujday" "What should they have?" "They should have replaced the old heart with a new one" " Like for a healthy one?" " True that" "That fucked up then!" "Shut up for a while finally!" "But Mj." "Hnatek jefused the tjansplatation" " How come?" " Why?" "The heajt was some Tonny Sowej's from Wajmton" "Where is it?" "Well... in Wajmton" "And why would have Joe refused the heart of some Sower?" "Because Sowej was a Slavia fan" "Fullhouse!" "Dude!" "I'm looking forward for when we tell him how did it end in Saturday" "He will be so surprised, dude!" "Boys, but you won't tell him that you beat the Bonebashton" "What is this crap?" "We rub them out!" "He would have completely lost zest for life" "Or the opposite." "He will get angry and get a stroke" "Yes... or this way" "But we won!" "Look." "He won't take this as a win..." "I mean his personal win as a coach" "So we should have lost so he felt non-replacable" "Well, I tell you that you better should have" "Dude!" "Yea, because he will get a stroke" "Who gives a damn?" "He shouldn't come here being sick" "We might catch something from him, dude!" "Boys, boys, boys..." "Vaclav is right" "Yea?" "How?" "Yea, the words were right." "We should do it step-by-step, carefully..." "That's heart, it's not an ass, dude!" "Okay then, let's say it was a draw at least" "Fuck off, Georgia!" "What dude?" "!" "Where does that sympathy come from suddenly, Conie?" "Why suddenly?" "Don't trot out here, dude!" "He led me from junior team..." "Nah, stop it!" "Heh, dude!" "Isn't it more likely because you got the armband from him?" "Come here, dude." "Speaking of the armband, gimme it!" "Captain is chosen by the coach, no?" "Give me the armband back!" "How give me?" "Captain is chosen by the coach!" "Dude, that's my armband, goddamit!" "How is it possible it's yours when I'm the captain?" "Does not matter, I bought it, okay?" "!" "...the armband, dude!" "Give it to me, dude!" "I don't have it here, I don't take it to trainings" "What a score!" "Yeah..." "They lost big time, Mr. Hnatek" "And where were you anyway?" "Since when you play cards?" "I don't" "Honestly" "Dude, fuck that, he is going to find out anyway" "Dude..." "They kicked your asses so hard!" "Five!" "We have eight points and I thought we'd had twice as much" "If we train hard a bit, we are safe in Spring" "Let's run!" " You are going to run with us?" " Sure thing" "What are you gaping at?" "Nine - six Nine - six for us" " Are you OK, coach?" "Okay?" " Let's play!" "You have to be kidding me!" "Come Hodman!" "Come once again, come!" "Allright, finish!" "Joey!" "I can't believe it!" "Come to see something!" "Come!" "Dude!" "Where are the old cones?" "And where are flags?" "And stretcher?" "And cups from the club-room?" "They steal in here!" "Well... that's not for sure" "I think they do" "Let's call police, no?" "They'll investigate shit" "Joey, please don't get angry" "I'm calm" "Now he'll get a stroke, hehe" "Uncle, I'm going to sell it" "What?" "The circus ring, I found a buyer, fuck it" "Well... what about we unpack the merry-go-rounds here?" "Where?" "On the pitch" "Where are the cones?" "Balls?" "Beg your pardon?" "Where are the lawnmower wheels?" "Are you saying that me and my family steal here?" "Who else?" "Guys, relax!" "Give the things back in an hour!" "Do you feel that the guy wants any entertainment attractions here?" "Morning!" " Hey!" " Good morning!" "Joe, what are you doing here?" "I'm going to the pub, am I not?" "Good morning" "Hey" "I've heard that you are..." "You have medical issues" "Bullshit" "If it's bullshit, you can have a liquor with us, can't you?" "Give us four liquors!" "George, don't be foolish!" " It's early for liquor" " Nah, let's have some." "Four, okay?" " I'm not having" "Me neither" "So give us two." "For me and for the coach" "Bidet..." "Are you not proposing a toast with me?" "To what?" "To what, to what..." "To Slavoj, of course!" "You have to" "It's on me, okay?" "Don't drink it" "To your health!" "Let's have one more for better blood flow" "Joe, don't be a fool, don't drink it" "If he's not dumb, he won't drink it" " You know the best he is" " Too bad for him" " There is truth in wine" " But this is vodka" "So... so to your health." "One more time!" "Bring us one more, newcomer!" "I've heard you really want to be a coach, George" "How do you..." "Who told you that?" "Can I give you an advice?" "Of course!" "I'll be glad, if you give me advices in the beggining" "As a coach you won't be able to climb anyone's ass" "You will be on your own, can you handle it?" "I'm..." "I'm going to tell you something, Mr. Hnatek" "You..." "You are no coach whatsoever" "Wait, that's beside the point!" "George, that's beside..." "Be quiet!" "By accident I took a look into that notebook of yours" "You don't even have anything written there!" "You just draw some pictures there" "And some of them are really rude... a cunt, for example" "And the Bonebashton, we scored twice in the match!" "George..." "Score of the match was simply correctly turned over, no loss!" "We roll them over!" "It was turnover as a pig!" "As a cow!" "And for one simple reason - because you were not there and didn't spoiled it for us" "And we know..." "We know very well where were you" "Where was I?" "I just wanted to tell you, Mr. Hnatek..." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "That you should quit the football because of your health already" "Because we know you were in the hospital and you are seriously ill and you are going to die" "Who told you that!" "?" "Adam" "Mj." "Jay, I don't do goats today, I do dogs today." "Go now and come on Satujday" "Next, come" "Mojnin' Mj." "Hnatek" "Mj." "Hnatek..." "it's foj dogs!" "Asshole!" "Next" "Where are they?" "Good morning!" "The guys are in town" "I don't care." "Where are the stolen things?" "Don't you wanna come in for a while instad?" "We can wait for them there" "Come, I'll make a coffee for you" "Can I?" "We could cut off the goals and take them to a scrap market..." "Purchase price of iron is quite high, they say" "Dad says you are probably a real man" "He looks at you how you treat the guys of yours" "He's the same..." "You have a cigarette?" "Thanks" "We would like to unwrap the merry-go-rounds here" "You know, if the boys don't unwrap the merry-go-rounds in few days, they'll go nuts" "They'll start eating dogs... raping local women and kids!" "That was a joke..." "That was a joke!" "You are such tongue-tied!" "Hey, Joe!" "Hey" "Why didn't you entrust me?" "!" "I did even think he had a woman, when he'd quitted smoking, stopped eating fat and disappeared for whole day somewhere" "And you going fifty kilometers to the doctor here..." "You are such a dumbass!" "I have so many problems with your disgrace till now" "Truss scratched you out of the waiting list" "And if you'd know how much did it take to persuade them..." "It's not understandable for those people completely" "The doctor here made it happen at the end" "Thank you!" "What are you doing here?" "It's so boring at home" "You should forgive her" "I've forgiven her" "You haven't" "Okay, I haven't!" "She made me a cuckold" "Such an shame!" "With a friend from team!" "The team was about to get promoted to the regional league and she did that!" "Vaclav was a goalkeeper blessed by God and got fooled by a married woman!" "I had to think about it all the time!" "And also played crap!" "If Tonnie nad Vaclav were not fooling around in locker rooms, we'd have played in the regional league already!" "Wait, you are not pissed, because she cheated on you, but because she spoiled the promotion to the regional league?" "Of course!" "Are you serious?" "!" "I hope you don't think I'm upset for thirty years, just because they fooled around" "I'm not that crazy!" "Joey, it's ridiculous!" "Is she still with you?" "She is." "Does she take care of you?" "She does." "And it's really something to take care about!" "By my judgement, she compensated that at least five times" "Why do you stick your nose into my bussiness anyway?" "I'll leave it then." "It's your bussiness, okay" "Yep" "Hey, forgive her, whatever you blame her for or kill her." "But you have to do something" "I brought you some medicaments, Tonnie will take care that you'll properly take them" "If you want Truss to put you back on the list, you have to pass psychotests" "Joey, I think that you have no chance" " Good morning" " Hey" " Hello!" " Hello" "I went for rolls this morning and Vosahalova let me skip her in line" "Does she really think she can heal my hearth by letting me skip her in line?" " Hmm... not really" " I'm for a crip now" "Tonnie reads in literature from library since this morning" "She knows what aorta is already" "Joey, don't overreact" "And you are also fed up with me" "That's bullshit" "Hey, do you know how many boys did I learn how to play football?" "Do you remember Kite?" "What did you say when Kite came?" "That he was never going to learn how to play football" "Well a now he is the captain." "He brought Cone here" "Look, boys do need you of course" "For me it's... hard to say, but... but I have to do it" "It's about you!" "Well... from the position of the club chairman" "I temporarily remove your coach privilegies" "Tonnie said, there's new surgery waiting for you" "I'm really pissed now, Vasek" "Go, go, go!" "Fuck you, dude!" "Why don't you pass it there, dude?" "Houslice!" "Fuck!" "Get them, dammit!" "Over there!" "Fuck it, dude!" "George, you fuck everyone, but you play crap, dude!" "You play total crap, but you still keep fucking everyone" "You didn't take a single ball, dude!" "Single ball, fuck's sake!" "For fuck's sake, play our game!" " Where should I put it, Georgia?" " Kick it to the hell!" "Don't argue and play football!" "Dude, you screwed up!" "Sheep you are such a moron!" " You catch nothing, Charlie!" " There's no defense, dude!" "We are down with Doudleby, dude!" "Joe?" "Joe, you didn't take the medicine" "Good morning, I am Mira Trot" "Good morning" "And dress something nice, lady" "There are gonna be merry-go-rounds" "I see..." "White one" " Good bye" " Good bye, pleasure to meet you" "I will maybe... better be going" "Vaclav, there's no chance we can mown the whole pitch with this small mower" "You know, it can't reach the penalty area probably..." "What is this?" "!" "Oh my..." "What does this suppose to mean?" "Loui!" "What does this suppose to mean?" "I thought you knew that" "What should I know!" "?" "Who did allow this?" "Hnatek" " What?" " Hmm..." "He can do this, Vaclav?" "He can't do it of course!" "He arranged it with the municipal office" "Are you kidding me?" "!" "We play a match on Saturday" "Well, that's why he probably did it" "Hey, pick one card!" " Fuck that, dude!" " What?" "Guys..." "Come on!" "Joey!" "Did you go mad?" "!" "We play a match on Saturday!" " He is taking a rod on us" " It's a cudgel, Loui" "Chill, Mr. Hnatek" "You've been a bit hasty, haven't you" "No" "What is going on in here?" "Tonnie, please hide yourself" "Have you gone mad?" "Where are we going to play on Saturday?" "If I don't play, noone plays" "You fucked up completely!" "Guys, let's go" "Like a little boy, Mj." "Hnatek" "Joe?" "!" "Joey!" "?" "What aje we going to do with those mejjy-go-joundejs, Vaclav?" "I don't know." "I called to Kickton to rent the pitch, but there was a date conflict" "Can't we make a reasonable arrangement with them?" "I don't know..." "I should not have done it with Joe" "Right, you shouldn't have" "That was foolish" "They say there will be merry-go-rounds on Saturday" "Who would have said this about you footballers!" "The whole village is looking forward to it" "Swig!" "Why don't you swig?" " Pig!" " Wha'?" " Hey!" " Hello" "Have you heard that?" "!" " What?" " Have you heard?" "!" "Hnatek was taken by ambulance" "They say he had a heart attack" "I have... been thinking about the last loss the whole week" "And found out something" "We have to change the tactics!" " Thanks" " Thanks" "George!" "You are not going to change anything!" "How come?" "You are not the coach" "I am the coach!" "You authorized me yourself!" "But temporarily" "That's right!" "You are not the coach, Joe is the coach!" "Hnatek is lying in an ambulance after all!" "They said he was dead... or almost dead!" "Even the almost dead Hnatek is better than you, George!" "Hey, I tell you that Joe is the coach, he will be the coach and that's it!" "Well... and who will be coach for the match on Saturday?" "Right..." "It does not matter at all!" "The important thing is even to play!" "And why wouldn't we play on Saturday?" "We have the match!" " Good morning!" " Mojnin'!" " Good morning" "Look..." "We wanted to make an arrangement about the Saturday, okay?" "We would like to" "There are merry-go-rounds on Saturday" "Whoa..." "No, wait..." "We want to arrange it in piece, okay?" "For now..." "Boys!" "Dude!" "This is our stuff!" " Put it down immediatelly, you bastard!" " Did you steal this?" "!" "Well... all of this we honestly won in cards" "Loui!" " You bastard!" " Haven't played cards, dude!" " Not yet!" "Honestly!" " Don't bullshit me!" "It was not exactly him" "Bivoj!" " What is this?" " What is it you have?" "These are wheels" " What wheels?" " From our lawnmower... club's one" "And why did you bring them here?" "Well..." "We borrowed them so Charlie could win everything back" "What everything, dude?" "!" "What everything?" "!" "Dude!" "That was you, you bastards!" "Quit it!" "Don't deal with this now" "Look - there's a situation:" "I can't call the association now!" "It's too late, understand?" "!" "We will receive a forfeit!" "Too bad..." "There are merry-go-rounds on Saturday." "Bye!" "Vaclav, don't let him leave!" "Take a look at the techno" "Wait..." "Put it down!" "Put it down!" "Get on your knees!" "Get on your knees!" "Come on!" "Get on your knees!" "Gimme your hands!" " Wait, no hands!" " Go, please, go!" "Go for sewing!" "It can't be like this" "Joe was not all there, when did he allow you to do this" "I noticed..." "We have to make some arrangement" "Probably not going to happen..." "Look, I've heard nobody doesn't want you around" "That's bullshit!" "I'm so busy I don't know what to do first." "My notebook is full" "What do you suggest?" "Vaclav sends you this" " Don't you want to accompany me, Tonnie?" " I'd be glad to" "It's that stupid football" "It's arguing, drinking and fighting all the time" "Well..." "Mrs. Hnatkova, I think you are not right at this" "Football always kept him alive." "He is bothered by... something else" "You know?" "Yea?" " Good bye" " Good bye" "How is it even possible!" "It's Saturday!" "We play the match!" "Hey, Jerry, so at least the poppy doll" " You like crap like that?" " It looks like me" " So buy it for yourself" " Give me money then" "Me?" "You have money" "You told me not to take my handbag" "Left - right Nicky Lauda" "You're just making the wheels hot" "And I'm going." "And now I'll..." "Dude!" "Punch him already!" "Fuck off, dude!" "What are they doing?" "!" " Hello" " Hello" "Nice merry-go-rounds" "You want to play, don't you?" "Yeah, I want" "Do you have cash?" "Well I have, yes" "Okay, then" " It's beautiful, right?" " No, it is not" "Look, here you go." "Laborton, Halmback..." "Wait, Liebury is out of question" "The village green is private - eight owners" "Who told you to camp on village green?" "Simply on the pitch like here" "Oh, I see..." "Okay, well then" "Hey, so at half past three you are off, right?" "Right, right... gosh!" "It's beautiful!" " Hi, Lubos" " Hey" " Hello" " Hi!" "Foj joses!" "How many you want?" "How many?" "Five" "If I hit five joses with five shots?" "Five shots!" " Hi, Sid" " Hi!" "Hello" "Fijst" "We are going to play!" "Send me a lineup and orders" "What are you gaping at!" "?" "Nothing" "They aren't going to play any match anyway, Joe" "They are..." "Don't even think about it!" "Foujth one" "Last one" "Yes!" "Homerun" "Mira said we should wrap it up here" "Almost..." "It's gone, right?" "But you were quite close" "So bye..." "This game is not for you" "Better play video terminals" "Hmm..." "Joe!" "There are stairs over there!" "Get out!" "Come, come, let's go for the bus" "Fwoosh!" "Can you send a message?" "How?" "Oh, this..." "Where did you take it?" " From Vaclav" " I see" "Joey..." "Lineup as always" "Kite is the captain" "So I'm going to make a report" "Pjessing!" "It has to be hajd pjessing!" "Jejjy!" "Whoa..." "Good morning, Mr. Hnatek!" "Boys, coach is here!" "Let's go!" " Mojnin' Mj." "Hnatek" " Hey!" " I said the lineup" " Thanks" "I know you fucked her, Vaclav" "Year seventy-two..." "We didn't lose a single point in Autumn and then the fucking Spring came ...because of woman" "We could have advanced to the regional league and you fucked it up, Vasek" "What are you drivelling about?" "!" "Don't humiliate yourself in front of me here!" "I don't humiliate myself." "But that thing with Tonnie wasn't in seventy-two" "No?" "No" "Lark?" "!" "What are you doing there?" "!" "Picking up daisies?" "!" "Dude, phases" "Switched phases..." "What asshole did this?" "Wrench..." "I'm scared" "A pitch" "A ball" "Dunno" "Slavia" "No!" "Sigma Olomouc" "We managed to fit into winter break, good?" "I hope it isn't some Slavia fan again, I don't like them" "The whole hospital knows you don't like them, Mr. Hnatek" "Well... blood presure looks promising" "Alice?" "Stay with him..." "Just to be sure in case he would want to make up something" "Well, Mr. Hnatek." "Your heart is on the way!" "Let's get ready, shall we?" "Which way are you going, dude?" "!" "Through Postoloprty" " Through what?" " Postoloprty, you'll see" "There's a crossroad, which is blinking when there's nothing coming" " Don't bullshit me!" " Yea." "And when something is coming, it's not blinking" " Dude, it must've hit someone, mustn't it?" " Dude, everyone here knows about it" "Mr. Hnatek, I'm very sorry, but we have to let you go" "What?" "There was a mistake" "I might have come to training in time" "Joey Hnatek didn't make it through the last heart attack while watching jubilee 270th derby Prague "S"'s." "Sparta lost to Slavia 1:4 at Letna stadium back then." "Staring:" "subtitles by sKopheK"