"[ thunder crashing ] [ drilling, sawing ]" "[ electricity crackling ] it'salive!" "[ thunder crashes ] [laughsevilly] [ smooch!" "]" "[ laughs evilly ] whoo-hoooo!" "yaaaaay!" "aaaah!" "arrgh!" "That tree just came out of -- ohhh, man!" "Shit!" "She's not br-- all right, now." "Let's [bleep] it." "You were driving!" "[ cries ] timetomakethe donuts." "[ zipper opens ]" "Egh!" "Eghh!" "And soon it'll be time to glaze them." "bopit!" "Twist it!" "Pull it!" "Bend it!" "Flip it!" "Extend it!" "Load it!" "what?" "loadit!" "Cock it!" "[ gun cocks ]" "Read it!" ""yourtargetis" "Senator carlton mcdougall." "The 15th floor of" "The gilmore building will provide an unobstructed vantage" "Point..."?" "memorizeit!" "Burn it!" "[breathingshakily] aimit!" "Kill it!" "Kill it!" "Kill it!" "Squeeze it!" "ican't." "Ican 'tdoit." "squeezeit!" "Squeeze it!" "[ gunshot ] aahhhh!" "God, help me." "beatit!" "Hoofit!" "Bookit!" "whoareyou?" "!" "What are you doing?" "!" "fakeit!" "i-iwasplayingwithmytoy." "I-i-i want my mommy." "whyisyourtoy smoking?" "endit!" "kid!" "gimmethatbopit!" ",kid !" "letmego !" "isthemastermindbehindthe assassination in the courtroom" "Today?" "zipit!" "[ spectators gasp ] [ zipper opens ] suckit." "damnit!" "fromthemakersof "les misérables" comes another" "Story of a prisoner in need of redemption." "♪havemercy,mylord ♪ ♪ i'm not a man of violence ♪" "♪ i stole big macs to feed my family ♪ silence!" "♪ from this day on, to bring you" "Shame ♪ ♪ your crime, hamburglar, shall" "Be your name ♪ nooooooooo!" "♪yes,that'syourname ♪ ♪ there's no way to escape" "This ♪ ♪ and you're french fry killer ♪" "♪ and you're the nugget rapist ♪ apoultryin needofhope ." "together:♪ bythetimethis  day ends, this one will do" "Nicely ♪ ♪ 'cause a bird on the grill is" "Worth two in the hand ♪ ♪you'resupposedtobea" "Friend to all in mcdonaldland ♪ ♪you'reafoodthat iserve" "Fried to billions worldwide ♪ ♪ so you kinda shoulda seen this" "Coming ♪ together:♪ bythetimethe" "Day ends ♪ nooooo!" "everyperformanceriveting." "♪i hadadreamthat iwould" "Be more than a nugget made for dipping ♪" "♪i promiseiwillsave your  child ♪" "♪ and keep her here among the living ♪" "♪there'sso muchhopeinmy  heart -- ♪" "Uggh!" "oh,god!" "[ sizzling ] everylineof dialoguesung." "now,whowillrise?" "together:" "What?" "[clearsthroat] i mean... ♪ who will rise ♪ [ townspeople cheering ] [ indistinct yelling, fighting ] [slurping] no!" "Please,stopsucking!" "no,no,nooooooo!" "Hah!" "[ swords clinking ] argh!" "robbie,robbie!" ""lesmisérobblerobbie."" "thevelociraptorcagesare  open!" "[australianaccent]they 're the most dangerous dinosaurs of" "All." "They attack in coordinated" "Formations." "mygod!" "Where did they learn that?" "anda 5 ,6 ,7 ,8 !" "First velociraptor -- good!" "Second velociraptor -- yes!" "Third velociraptor!" "Third velociraptor?" "Third velociraptor!" "oh." "Isthatme?" "yes,krystal." "You were late again." "Can someone get me a petrified mosquito with the dna of a" "Dinosaur with some goddamn rhythm?" "!" "i'lllearnit !" "yeah?" "Youbetter." "Oh!" "And, bartholomew, save some park" "Engineer for the rest of us." "Do you want to be fed to a" "T. Rex?" "'cause you look like a cow!" "whyareyousomean ?" "!" "ohhhh!" "I'm mean?" "Good one, krystal." "Clever girl." "From the top, velocitards!" "andnowbackto" youcan'tdo that on flashdance."" "[ dance music plays ] [ creak!" "]" "[ splat!" "] [ audience cheering ] [ siren wailing ] [ warbling ] didyouhearthat?" "[laughing]easy,babe ." "It's not ghosts." "We probably just left the" "Stereo on." "[ eerie buzzing ]" "Fine." "I'll check it out." "Whoa!" "Look at this!" "They just float in midair." "They're so light..." "And tasty." "don'tyoueatthosedemon pellets!" "The ghost are trying to draw you in!" "babe,relax." "I'm in total control." "[ high-pitched siren wailing ] [ wocka!" "Wocka!" "Wocka!" "Wocka!" "]" "pac!" "Pac, open up!" "Pac, baby!" "I can't get in!" "Pac!" "Aaaaaaah!" "[demonicvoice]thereisno more pac." "[ laughs evilly ] stayaway!" "Aaaaaaaaaah!" "[ pac-man dying noise ] [ static ] [ all screaming ] neverfear,foritisi,  super grover!" "rawr!" "ow!" "Ow!" "Ow !" "rawr!" "mygod!" "blergh!" "whoareyou?" "Dear god!" "Please stop hitting me!" "ow!" "My vagina's about to splat out" "An entire human being!" "[ farts ]" "Joseph!" "Ughhhh!" "Ugh!" "[ static ] hello,dad!" "Looks like you really screwed" "The pooch, huh?" "Well, at least you're still in a" "Good mood about things." "Oh, should i set you free?" "Hmmm." "Nahhh!" "You know, i always wondered about that optical scanner." "I bet it unlocks some really neat stuff." "[ singsong voice ] only one way to find out." "[ beeping ] you were really onto something" "With that cybernetic chicken, but you always lacked a certain" "Vision." "[ chuckles maniacally ] [ sad music plays ]" "spectatorshavealreadylined the runway in anticipation of" "Billionaire thomas tull's return from deep space." "Breaking news " "President obama has been taken" "Hostage." "Details are still unclear, but" "W-- [ static ] hello,america!" "Very pleased to meet you!" "Oh!" "What's my name?" "My name is guy you're going to" "Pay $100 billion!" "[muffledspeaking]" "The united states doesn't pay ransoms, not even for a" "President." "oh,theymightnot pay for a" "President -- no, no -- but how about all the presidents?" "whatareyougonnado--  kill us?" "worse." "[ beep ]" "[ farting ] mygod!" "don'tdothis!" "hehhehhehheh heh ." "paytheman!" "Pay him whatever he -- [ static ] oh!" "What'smy name?" "bawk-kaw!" "[ whirring ]" "Bawk!" "Bawk-bawk-bawk-ba?" "Beh." "Bawk-bawk-bawk-beh!" "[ action music plays ] [farting] there'snoplot." "It's just pop-culture references" "I don't understand." "Make it stop!" "well,it'seitherthis,ori force you guys to do kind of a" "Human-centipede dealie." "idon'tunderstandwhatyou" "Mean." "no,no,i'mpickingupwhat" "He's laying down." "[farting] ba-gawk!" "[ neck cracks ] well,well." "I wondered when you'd join the" "Party." "Dark meat, i need you!" "whatthe[bleep]did you just say to me?" "[ engine whirring ] [roboticvoice]bawk ,bawk ." "oh." "That evil chicken's name is" ""dark meat." winner,winner!" "Chicken dinner!" "bawk,bawk,ba-gawk." "[ both squawking ]" "Bawk." "Bawk." "Bawk." "Bawk, bawk, ba-gawk." "[ electricity crackling ] [ beeping ] [ whirring ] [ glass breaking ] bawk,bawk,b- - timeforplan"b. "" "iammorallyopposedto plan "b."" "iamsexuallyarousedbyall this talk about plan "b."" "youknow,ifigured-- why stop with chickens?" "Meet cyborg raccoon!" "[screeches] robotwhite-taileddeer!" "Robot homeless person!" "#robohobo!" "i'velivedtoolong." "[roboticvoice]ihaveno" "Free will!" "ugh!" "Ba-gawk!" "[ crash ]" "Aaaah!" "idon'twannadothis !" "ihaveyounow !" "[ electricity crackles ] bawk,bawk." "[ alarm blaring ] [ rapid beeping ] [gasps]" "Ohhhh!" "Aaaah!" "bawk." "Bawk." "ugh!" "Ooh!" "baaawk!" "bawk." "ow!" "Ugh!" "Ugh!" "Aah!" "Ow!" "so,uh,we stilldoingthis  centipede thing, or what?" "well,lookslikeit'stime to farm the nuts." "agggggggh!" "No!" "Noooooooo!" "joseph!" "no!" "No!" "Noooo!" "[ crash ]" "♪bawk-bawk-bawk-a-wawk♪" "♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk" "♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk" "A-wawk ♪" "♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk" "♪ bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk" "A-wawk ♪"