"Dedicated to Manmohan Desai, one of the great directors" "Action" "Tickets for seats, tickets for berths Speak up, guys" "Even the train has arrived, when will you give the ticket?" "it'll depart after half an hour Hey, hero what do you want?" "Trust me, I only have 1 7 0 rupees" "Get on the side, nothing less than 200 rupees." "Yes?" "Charging 7 5 rupees extra per ticket isn't very fair," "You are taking undue advantage of people's despair" "Hey, no money no talk." "If you have to lecture go and do it in election" "You did not tell me which compartment is the ticket for!" "Go at no. 4." "My man is there" "Tell him you have been sent by Gafoor Be quick" "Mr. Gafoor Yes" "I hope you don't mind if I call you that" "I mean, please do some concession for the little children" "Next time I'll make pay the price you ask for" "Don't argue, it's not the question of big or small," "If you keep haggling, then you'd have to get full tickets for them too" "Please be considerate  give the tickets where'd we go with children !" "Okay, you and children get in, I'll just come with the tickets" "Man, I don't carry the tickets with me, it's just too risky" "Wow, what a car!" "This is a real car, man !" "And here, what a nice bungalow!" "Hey..." "Yeah,andthisisaplane in which we can never travel" "Raja, stop dreaming and come to earth" "I am on the earth" "Most of our life has been wasted on the railway platform" "I mean, just look, the whole world is having fun in big cities" "Forget the big cities, hand me the tickets 3 half, and 3 full" "Not for that train, from this pocket here" "Tickets for seats, tickets for berths" "What kind of life is this?" "I mean, we're here since morning and we get only 840 rupees!" "Look, Raja, with the talents and education you have, had you been doing a job somewhere this would have been a month's salary" "Learn to be contented with what you get" "Oh yeah?" "Just for the name sake we live in Amirpur( rich town ), but we could be like one of the biggest paupers around" "Oh, man, you'll never learn !" "What is this customs officer doing here?" "Take it to the control room, over there" "He seems to be throwing his weight around." "Come let's have a look" "Keep it carefully near my desk" "Hello, sir why is there so much police around?" "What's in the trunk?" "It's the pay-roll of postal department" "We've to send it to Agra by tonight's train" "Till that time it's going to be at the station, in my custody" "Should easily be about two and a half million inside" "Two and a half million !" "Yeah, but you won't get anything by staring at each other" "Then?" "Come, let's talk over tea" "You see, all the extra money which I extract doesn't even last a week" "So I have been thinking to go for something really big, and spend the rest of life in peace" "But the point is, if I was to do it myself I would be investigated" "If somebody else does it, I would be the inquiry in-charge" "How would that be, sir?" "Try to understand" "You handle four of the policemen, I'll handle the other four, and if at all necessary, give me a couple of punches too" "So that next day I can show my dislodged tooth to my senior" "And say, "The thieves have looted all the money, Sir"" "Man, I really admire his brains?" "Is it a deal then?" "Am I that stupid not to accept it!" "Here hold this" "So see you then, at midnight Okay" "At midnight!" "Have you given a thought to your Mother?" "Oh, yeah I didn't think about that!" "Mother?" "Mother!" "Raja, what is it, son?" "Why don't you speak something?" "Look, your sister has sent a telegram She is very ill" "She has urgently called you" "Oh, dear!" "Leela has taken ill?" "Yes, Mother." "I know that you're not on speaking terms with her" "But at times like this you should forget all the disputes" "No, my son, I'm not at all cross with her" "Hurry up and get me a train ticket for tomorrow" "Raja, I couldn't get ticket for tomorrow so I got it for today" "Gafoor, you did a good thing" "How can I leave today, even my prayers are incomplete" "Mother, you don't know anything" "When the telegram says somebody is sick, one should go immediately" "Why?" "Because sometimes they write "sick" even if the person has died" "Oh, God !" "Don't utter words like that" "Probably your sister is longing to meet you, she may have something important to say to you, possibly she might be at a dying stage!" "Mother, you should leave immediately" "The train leaves in an hour Mother, please come" "Yes, we ought to hurry up" "Hey guys, why are you beating us?" "Hey, listen to me" "Don't beat him, he'll die" "What are you doing, why are you beating us?" "What do you want, why are you beating us up?" "Hey, man just a moment..." "beat me only two blows, okay" "My tooth is broken already, why are you still beating me?" "Are you planning to break all the thirty-two teeth?" "Rascal, want us to do your thieving?" "Are we thieves?" "If you turn us into thieves, then we will do a thorough job of it" "And there will be no share for you Get up!" "Up!" "Hey, Gafoor, where are you?" "Pick up the trunk." "Hurry up, we've got a flight to catch" "If we miss it we won't be able to run and catch it" "What a difference there is in a railway station and an airport, isn't it?" "As between the earth and sky" "The train on the ground, while the 'plane flies in the sky" "And the 'plane doesn't make any sound, while on the station bang, bang, bang !" "It drives you crazy." "Hey, listen Sit down" "I've had an idea Spit it out" "Can't we black-market the 'plane tickets too?" "Just goes to prove how stupid you are" "You fool, we are rich people," "And a person after becoming rich, from black becomes white!" "Daddy, hi Dad" "How was your trip?" "Fantastic" "Hey, hey, it started." "Strange vehicle, started without a sound !" "Sorry, sorry" "Well done, what great looks!" "Hey, this town is really beautiful, and it's people even more beautiful" "You said we would also stay in a beautiful place, didn't you?" "You mentioned the name of the hotel as being something like Saand..." "Not Saand, but Sun and Sand" "Tickets for seats, tickets for berth" "Dadar Express, Rajdhani Express, Calcutta mail, Howdah Express" "Here comes the constable, get on the side" "Sir, Sir, forgive me, I didn't..." "Raja, where are we?" "Mumbai, Mumbai" "Two days ago we left Amirpur" "Weren't you on the bed, how did you get on the floor?" "Oh, man !" "Raja, money is a wretched thing" "It makes a dog out of man, a dog who stays awake all night" "I could not go off to sleep over there, so I thought I'd hug this and sleep" "What is the time?" "It is twelve O'clock" "Twelve!" "Yes, twelve" "This is the first time I have slept so late, usually I had to get up at six every day for that early train" "Hey, hey, Gafoor, there is a swimming pool here!" "I've bathed enough in the miserable stream of Amirpur, today I will dive in here" "Hey, what the hell are you doing?" "Sorry, sorry, sorry, sister" "Don't know how to swim" "Enjoying yourself, eh Gafoor?" "Raja, what fun, man You've made my life, pal" "Hey, is that the girl from the station?" "Yes, Gafoor, she is the girl from the airport" "When I saw her the first time, I knew I had found my life's destination" "Gafoor, I want to marry her" "Raja my friend, you are trying to run faster than an Express train !" "You haven't forgotten your old ways, have you?" "What do you mean?" "I mean look at the girl, her face is that of a girl from a rich family" "And do I look like a beggar?" "Well, even I don't look like a beggar these days" "But don't forget that we became rich very, very recently" "Shut up and go find out who she is, what she does, and..." "where she stays" "Did you find out anything?" "Everything" "She is a doctor" "Doctor!" "Yes" "What a beautiful doctor!" "Yes" "One will just have to become her patient" "She is not a heart doctor, but a brain doctor." "She treats mad people" "That is even better How's that?" "I know of a mad man Oh Yes!" "Who is it?" "You" "Forget it!" "BOMBAY POLYCLI N I C Neha Sharma ( Psychiatrist)" "Sister-in-law, sister, sister" "Gafoor, compose yourself" "What is going on?" "Who are you?" "Sorry, Madam, he escaped from me" "Sister-in-law you are very beautiful What is his problem" "Whenever he sees a beautiful girl, his train gets off the tracks and he runs after her addressing her as his sister-in-law" "Please sit down" "Thank you." "Sit down Gafoor, sit down" "And who might his brother be for whom he is trying to find a wife?" "Me, he regards me as his brother" "Actually Gafoor is my driver, he loves me very much" "He has only one ambition in life, that I should get married" "Sister-in-law, why don't you marry my brother" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "I will slap you" "Oh, no, no." "What are you doing, such cases are handled with love, not anger" "Please don't worry, I will treat him" "Thank you doctor, thank you very much" "Just bring his train back to the platform" "I don't care how much it costs" "Why do you look at me like that?" "You said he was your driver," "And you say you don't mind spending any amount on him !" "He is not just a driver, doctor, he is first and foremost a human being" "He has been with me since my childhood" "If one had a dog for so long, he would start loving him as deeply" "And he's after all, a human being" "Once his life starts on the right track," "I will be the happiest man on earth" "You are both a good man  a good talker" "I talk even better with a cup of tea" "Why don't you have tea with me tomorrow?" "But tomorrow evening I..." "As it is, you do go for a swim every evening, you could join me in the coffee shop for a cup of tea afterwards" "Sister-in-law" "You mean... ?" "Exactly, we've been putting up at the very same hotel" "Actually I have come from Amirpur..." "I mean from America" "I n connection with business over here" "Despite this being my own country, I still feel very lonely here" "If you join me for tea, it'll take away some of the loneliness" "All right, I will come" "Thank you" "I have written down some tests for him, please get these done" "Sister-in-law, you are great" "Bye bye" "Okay" "Sister-in-law Come, Gafoor" "Sister-in-law She'll certainly be your sister-in-law" "Sister-in-law!" "Say, Gafoor, she talked so nicely with me in her clinic and if she does accept my invitation to tea..." "it would mean she does like me a little" "Raja, why do you start with the second step before completing the first?" "Don't move too fast or you are likely to fall flat on your face" "You have hardly met her twice, and already you are... !" "Hey, here she comes" "Go on, you get lost" "Go, man, scram Don't rush things" "Remember, it's just tea that you've treated her to, don't talk too much" "Come, please take a seat" "Thank you Do sit down" "What will you have?" "If I'm not mistaken you've invited me for tea" "Oh yes, yes" "But before having tea, you had better make sure it's the right thing to do" "I am afraid I don't understand" "Look, I do not know how to beat around the bush and so I will simply say it" "He's had it, he's had it today!" ""Thinking of getting married I am," "Therefore invited you for tea I have"" "What?" "Very true" "That Gafoor whom I brought over to you," "He is not mad at all" "It is I who am mad from the day I saw you at Bombay airport" "Mr. Raj, do you really think you can, pretend that Gafoor is mad and you can bring him to me and then fool me?" "I knew the moment I saw him that Gafoor was not mad at all" "What?" "Yes, that is right" "And I noticed you looking at me in the swimming pool" "No doubt, you did appear quite good looking and handsome" "But how smart you are, I have only found out today" "And like you I too prefer to talk straight" "And the truth is that, even I like you" "I like you very much" "Really?" "Yes" "Raja, I can't believe it How did you manage everything so fast?" "When in love, one must do things with speed otherwise it can become too late" "And, Gafoor..." "Whatis it ?" "After today... don'tgivemewrongadvice I won't" "Shall we go?" "You were singing with her, weren't you?" "And you'd also have pledged your love?" "And you must have bashed me up too?" "Raja, dreams are very different from reality" "I will not stop you from doing anything in your dreams" "Do whatever you wish to do" "But in reality," "Don't take any step before your friendship has become really firm" "She is not some dumb village dame," "She is Doctor Neha, understand?" "If you are rash, you could earn yourself a nice slap" "How's this for an answer?" "Don't show me your face ever again, now get out" "I said get out or I will call the police" "What is the matter, Ms Neha?" "Has he been rude?" "If you wish I'll..." "No, let it be." "He was bothering me" "Says he has been watching me swimming and has fallen in love with me" ""I love you"" "I salute you" "I don't like such roadside Romeos at all" "What kind of people do you like?" "Like you, well behaved, well cultured people who know how to talk to girls, how to behave around them who know how to respect girls Thank you" "I believe we could indeed be good friends" "Oh, Ms Neha, thank you very much" "Sir, there's a call for you" "My phone call !" "Ms Neha, please be seated, I won't be long" "Please take a seat Okay" "Well, what do you say now?" "Didn't she say something like well-cultull... oh,whatever" "Oh well, just be what she thinks you are" "Don't do anything stupid or your story will end before it has started" "First put your friendship on a firm footing" "I hope too much time is not wasted in this giving someone else a chance to come between us!" "Bunnu, Bunnu, listen to me son" "No Pa" "Bunnu?" "No, Pa, no" "Son !" "Pa, if I don't learn how will I enter the water?" "Oh son, if you do not enter the water how will you learn?" "When I'm so afraid of the tub why do you insist on the pool?" "Don't cry my child, look at how the other children are swimming" "No, Pa, I still can't swim, because I deliberately did not wear it" "Did not wear what?" "Swimming trunks" "Don't worry, I have brought them for you" "Pa no, no, no, Pa" "Go inside and change, go inside son" "No, I will change right here, I know the trick" "No son, keep tricks for later..." "That..." "I amscaredinthebathroom..." "Yes, Bunnu has put it on, he has put it on" "Okay now, jump." "Just look at..." "No, pa, I won't" "A big boy like you is scared?" "Watch me" "Hey fatso, shut up and swim or I'll give you one..." "See, how all the little children are..." "Pa, no, no" "Good, go on, get in" "Please no, please no." "Okay, okay" "Go on, go on son, yes, that's it" "Mummy" "Yes go on, a little more" "Look, look, Bunnu is going to dive" "One... two... three" "Ten !" "Fourteen..." "Please, ninety, ninety-five" "Hundred !" "Oh, Mummy!" "No sleeping here, son, no sleeping here" "Get up" "Hey, wake him up Hey, go for it" "Oh !" "Where the hell should I go for!" "Go for it!" "Okay Okay get up" "Get up please, get up my son" "Now, now he will do it Watch how he does it now!" "He will dive in straight now" "Oh, God save us" "Well done." "One... two... and ..." "Bunnu, come my son, come" "Coming, Pa, I am coming." "I am trying" "Well done my son, come on" "Bunnu my son come on, this is a lift not a swimming pool" "Oh come on, stop fooling around." "If you want the bathroom, it is that side" "Why are you disturbing everybody?" "Keep quiet, I'll slap you" "But to slap him you will have to come in the lift, won't you" "Come into the lift and slap him" "He is lucky he is inside" "Okay, say a prayer and come in Good, say a prayer" "God save me" "Hurry up Yes, yes, he is coming" "Come in, come in my son" "Hey wait, wait a bit" "Pa, c'mon." "Come we will take the stairs" "Thirteen floors!" "Pa, are you tired?" "Sound !" "Let's go in" "Why are you panting so much?" "Sound, sound is missing !" "Because I have climbed thirteen stories that is why" "I n spite of the lift?" "If I could have come by the lift, I would not have had to come here" "Tell the doctor that Bunnu's father has come" "Bunnu?" "Him" "Me here Oh !" "One minute" "So tell me, what is the problem?" "I have many problems" "The biggest problem is that no one understands my problem" "I don't know where to start" "I am very scared most of the time" "Fire..." "I amveryafraidoffire" "Whenever I see a match box I think, a matchstick will come out, and light up automatically and it will set fire to my whole body" "When I see a crowd," "I feel people are trampling one another to get ahead" "When I hear horns blaring I feel a pack of dogs is barking and..." "You know the lift," "I cannot enter it, I feel frightened" "I feel it's doors will close suddenly and my head will break" "Heights... whenIstandonaheight Ifeel no, no you cannot throw me down, you bastard don't throw me, don't do that, no, no don't" "Smoke suffocates me greatly" "I feel my heart will start palpitating fast and I'll have a heart attack..." "like there is a great pressure in the bowels but one cannot reach the lavatory..." "you cannot imagine what it feels like all this happens to me" "There are many other problems" "Bunnu, after listening to you I am of the opinion that, your trouble is no more serious than a cold or fever" "Excuse me, Bunnu" "Hello Hello Ms Neha" "It is me, Raj Kumar" "Oh, I am so sorry" "I know very well that we had to go for a show today" "As I had told you the show is at three O'clock, not six!" "You see, it is like this, Raj" "That I was so engrossed in talking to Bunnu that I forgot the time" "Bunnu?" "Who is this Bunnu?" "A new patient of mine" "Oh ho, a patient!" "I wish I could be your patient too" "Then you would spend some time with me too" "Please, Raj, don't be offended" "Shall we see this programme tomorrow?" "No, no, it does not matter" "But tomorrow's show is at three O'clock, not six, okay?" "One hundred percent" "Okay, Neha." "Bye bye" "Hey, what happened?" "Nothing much" "Some patient called Bunnu turned up" "Bunnu !" "who is he, who is he?" "Pa, I'm okay, I'm fine, I'm feeling better." "Pa, I am okay, yes" "I am okay, I am all right C'mon, we will climb down 1 3 floors" "No stairs, I will go by lift Lift?" "!" "Yeah, I'm okay, I'm fine, I'm feeling better" "Thank you very much" "No sound, sir!" "Thank you Oh, you are welcome" "Sir, my hand !" "It happens, it happens" "Yeah Mom, my heart is starting to aspire and I don't feel giddy when I use baby steps" "Well done, son, well done" "Can you see how well our Bunnu has started to walk!" "Yes, I have seen, I have seen" "I have been seeing this all the way back" "Quiet!" "Baby steps, baby, yeah baby" "What's happened son, why have you stopped?" "Mom, I cannot climb stairs with baby steps" "Son, the doctor did say you are to use baby steps, but not everywhere" "You will have to climb steps in the normal way" "But Pa, until I meet Neha how can I climb stairs?" "Then keep standing with your baby steps" "You cannot go to your bedroom today" "No, no!" "Bunnu" "No, no, no!" "Yes, yes, son, relax." "Calm yourself" "How sarcastic could you be!" "You know how he reacts if anything is done against his wishes" "Look, son, it is quite late and the doctor will also not be at her clinic" "Daddy will take you tomorrow to meet her" "Don't cry Ma, I will sleep in your and Pa's bedroom" "I'm okay, I'm all right" "This doctor has not cured him, but given another disease" ""Baby Steps"" "Bunnu !" "Ms Neha are you leaving?" "Yes, the clinic is closed now" "But you people come tomorrow" "Tomorrow?" "Doctor, please, one minute" "If you won't see him today..." "Look I have a problem today, I really do I have no time and..." "But you do not understand..." "No, Papa, no Look, I have to go" "Doctor, this is exactly what I was afraid of" "Please, do see him or he will create havoc in the hospital" "Come along then Thank you" "It is six-thirty" "What do you think could have happened, why has she not come today?" "Do you think her yesterday's patient has dropped in again today?" "Sir, a letter for you Look, a letter from Neha" "Go on, read it." "Is my suspicion right?" "Yes, it is right" "She was about to leave for here when that Bunnu turned up" "The poor thing has apologized for not coming" "But how on the earth could you've harmed this Bunnu that he keeps cropping up so inconveniently for you." "I will get this Bunnu's..." "Excuse me, Bunnu" "Hello Hello" "It's Neha Call Bunnu" "Yes I am calling from Mr. Bunnu's house" "Please call Mr. Bunnu to the phone" "Just a minute Bunnu, phone from your house" "From my house?" "Yes" "Who could it be?" "Mr. Bunnu, here talk to your father" "You Dog Who is this dog talking?" "You Wretch Who is this wretch talking?" "Bastard You Bastard" "Who is this bastard talking?" "I am your father talking, you moron" "What has happened to my father's voice?" "No, you cannot be my Pa My Pa does not use such bad words" "Besides, he is sitting outside" "Who is this talking?" "Hey you, son of Pa, I am your real father talking" "Now listen carefully," "If I ever see you again anywhere near that lady doctor," "I will push the train of your life off its rails" "And here is my answer, Mr. Train Driver," "If I don't come to the doctor, who'll make me all right, you or your Pa?" "What is the matter Bunnu, who was it?" "I don't know." "Some mad man cursing me" "Are you okay?" "I'm okay, I'm fine, I'm feeling better" "Good" "You idiot, if not your own then then you should at least have thought of the good name of our family" "Does the family's good name get besmirched by getting married?" "On the contrary, the family grows after marriage" "Uncle?" "Oh, little girl, how are you" "Right and fine, Uncle" "What is the matter?" "Uncle is here after so many years and you're yelling !" "He has done enough to deserve it" "What has he done?" "He has eloped with this girl from the village" "That's right!" "Yes, yes, yes" "Please do not be angry, brother-in-law" "It was I who insisted on eloping" "Because my folks were forcing me to marry someone else" "And I told them quite plainly" "If I marry it will be him, or I will kill myself" "Oh, what is this, brother, you have made my bride cry!" "You have done well, Aunty Done well?" "Had they sent for me I'd have talked to her parents and fixed up everything" "Well, it is not too late now Why don't you go and talk now?" "Yes, Dad." "Let's go immediately to Aunty's house, talk to her parents and arrange for a grand wedding" "Come on Daddy, hurry up How can I, I'm so busy here" "And then, what about your patients?" "All appointments cancelled for Uncle" "I will tell my secretary not to let anyone know my whereabouts" "What do you think of that Uncle?" "Absolutely first rate" "Hello, this is Bunnu speaking, can I talk to Dr. Neha?" "She... justaminute" "Hello, I am Raj Kumar." "Could you kindly put me through to Madam" "Madam has gone out" "Gone out... notwiththatBunnu,hasshe?" "Bunnu?" "No, even he is asking about her on the other line" "Fine, fine, when will she be back?" "May be 1 5 days or even a month from now" "A month?" "But what if something happens to me in the meantime?" "Please give me her phone number" "I am sorry I cannot do that because she has forbidden it" "If you cannot give the number, give me her address" "Sorry, I cannot give her address either" "I am inspector Bansi Rao from Haryana The doctor is out, isn't she?" "I must have her address immediately" "Why, what is the matter?" "The law is in danger, sister The Commissioner has gone crazy" "He lets criminals go free, and goes about locking the police" "With great difficulty I have managed to escape with my life" "Please give me her address at once, we need to go to her" "There are many other doctors in this town, take one of them" "Sir, the Commissioner has already shot dead two doctors, that is why we have come here Forget the doctor, this girl over here who has been so long with the doctor" "She must have become half a doctor by now" "Why don't we take her along?" "No, no" "Listen skinny girl, don't mess with the Police" "Sir is being very nice to you and you are taking advantage of it" "He may be smiling, but has a foul temper" "Just the other day he broke one of my teeth in a fit of anger" "Now you don't break my heart, come along" "Look, I'm not even a quarter of a doctor" "I will do one thing, I'll give you the doctor's address." "You may take her" "One of the nurses too Yeah, sure" "Here, all the best" "Let's go, sir, she is a good nurse" "I am Tavde, P. C. M., Police Commissioner of Mumbai" "Commissioner!" "That's right" "Where is your doctor?" "She is not here" "Where has she gone?" "She has gone out of town" "How can she just go away?" "She had a patient called Bunnu, he committed suicide Suicide!" "And she becomes responsible" "She can be prosecuted under the T.A. D.A." "M.A. D. A?" "T.A. D. A," "Yes, it is a very big punishment" "Oh dear!" "No, don't do that, I'll give you her address" "Although I know she is innocent, Right" "... andsweet,Right" "... andbeautifulRight" "But what can I do, I've to call her in for interrogation" "Here it is" "Oh !" "I'm ok, I'm fine, I'm feeling better" "Baby steps, baby steps, yeah, yeah" "We have managed, we go straight to this address, and right over to her, nothing to worry about" "Who was it?" "C. S Police, oh my god !" "Salute the big officer" "Hey, he has buck teeth, salute him" "Oye, what's that you say I'll give you one thump" "Salute Maharashtra Salute Haryana" "Haryana !" "Where are you from?" "Sir, you have not recognized me, Sir" "Remember, I saluted you during the Republic Day Parade" "What place are you talking about, Bombay or New Delhi?" "The Juhu Beach parade in Bombay, Sir" "Oh I see, well what brings you here?" "Few days back 25 million were stolen at the Amirpur railway station" "Those thieves are roaming around in Bombay" "I have come here in connection with that enquiry" "Right, do catch them." "All the best" "Salute Haryana Salute India" "Do catch the robbers, all the best Salute India" "I speak for all the Indian states, let go of my hand" "Oh !" "I'm okay, I'm alright, I'm feeling better" "Ms Neha, I'll come rushing over" "With your address in hand and love in my heart" "With a song on my lips, I am coming Neha" "Raja, she is coming" "Gafoor, will this location be good for the hotel or on top of this hill?" "Which, that..." "letme havealook" "Has the car stopped?" "Yes, it has" "Raj !" "Is she getting down?" "Yes, she is" "Mr. Raj Kumar Hello, Ms Neha" "What are you doing here?" "Followed you all the way here What?" "I mean, I am not so lucky as to be allowed your company otherwise," "All I have in my life is work I have come here on business" "On business?" "Yes, you see that hill over there?" "I have purchased all the land on the other side of this hill" "I am going to make a five star hotel there" "But behind this hill is just a river!" "I bought the land along with the river" "All Five Star hotels have swimming pools" "I will have an original swimming pool in this hotel, isn't it Gafoor?" "Great idea, Wow" "But what brings you here?" "I've come to attend my Uncle's marriage" "Wow!" "Just a minute," "For Gafoor did you do all the tests I referred?" "Yes, I did" "Today he didn't even address me as sister-in-law" "But he is absolutely okay now, how can he say that" "Gafoor, you seem to be much better now" "Once brother gets married, I will be absolutely fine, sister-in-law" "Of course, your brother will get married" "By the way, where are you staying?" "At the Greenery Hotel, and the tea there is also very good" "Well, tea at my place is also not bad" "Will it not be better that you have tea at our place today?" "You can meet my father and uncle too" "Mr. Raja, you dress up like town people," "But you look like one of us, people of the land" "This, Nandu, is called simplicity" "What business do you do in America?" "You have asked me a very difficult question" "Meaning?" "Meaning that it would be easier to list businesses that I don't do" "For instance, this tea that I'm drinking we do not make it" "This matchbox, we do not make it" "With God's grace we have almost every kind of business" "So what must be your turnover?" "He has never turned over to see what his turnover is" "Then why don't you go public?" "Public!" "The public is with us, right?" "Absolutely" "For this new hotel that you intend to have here, why don't you give the construction contract to my brother's company?" "No, no, this contract has been given to Mr. Ambani..." "Never mind, Gafoor" "These are now our own people." "I will think it over and will let you know" "Thank you" "Madam, your phone" "Have a sandwich The butter is from our own dairy" "Yes, Suzy?" "Madam, you know that patient of yours, that Baby" "Baby?" "Yes, the one with the Baby Steps" "You mean Bunnu" "Yes, yes, the same" "What happened to him?" "Bunnu !" "What!" "Oh, my God" "What is the matter, dear?" "Oh, no!" "I had a patient, Bunnu He has committed suicide" "Oh, good lord !" "I am feeling very bad I feel responsible for his death" "Ms Neha I..." "Please don't hold yourself responsible" "We are all in the hands of destiny" "But, Raj..." "Put it out of your mind" "Those who cross over to the other side never return" "Here is your stop, friend Hey, here is your stop, get off" "I'm fine, I'm feeling better, thank you" "I love you all, kids, thank you for the company" "I love you all, bye" "Bye, see you" "Help" "Where is this voice coming from?" "Sounds like it's from that valley down there." "Come let's see" "Forget it, man Come on" "Hey, Gafoor, where are you taking me?" "Mummy!" "Easy, Gafoor, don't be hasty" "Oh, good sir, please help me Please save me" "How did you manage to get there?" "I'm not hanging here of my own free will" "Some swines who eat bananas and then throw the peel on the ground and people like me suffer like this Help" "Okay, okay, one minute, just a minute" "Here I am giving you my hand, take hold of it and come up" "If my hand could reach that high, do you think I would not have come out" "All right, do one thing, you come slightly lower" "Look if you don't give me your hand how will I pull you out" "Just lower your tie, I will take hold of it and come out" "Give my tie?" "Do you want to strangle me?" "No, No He appears mad" "He is wasting my time, I am going Save me, save me, friends" "Hey, please listen." "Hey, Raja you too," "I will save you in two minutes, just watch" "Yes, save me, please save me" "Yes, here I am" "You just hold tight there." "Don't let go" "Come a little lower, a little more please" "A little more" "Stretch out your hand..." "A weighty man has taken on more weight, just see" "What have you done now!" "Mummy" "Hey Gafoor" "Gafoor, hey Gafoor, how did you manage to go there?" "I had warned you not to get tangled up in anything" "Save him and save me or else this Gafoor will go off" "Hey, don't talk that way about my friend I'll just be back" "Tell your friend to hurry or my trousers will become damp and you will slip" "Hey, don't you do that" "Hey hurry up, Raja or Vaja whoever you are, hurry up" "Don't let go, be brave" "Carefully" "Thank you Mr. Raja, I'm okay, I'm fine" "Thank you, sir" "No problem." "It's all right" "I'm feeling better." "Oh, mummy!" "Yeah okay, it's pure gold !" "Oh, no!" "Friend, where is the Wooden Bridge?" "Wooden bridge?" "We are also going that way, come with us" "How sweet!" "Come along" "Hey friend you appear to be very good people to me" "You saved my life and are now taking me to my destination too" "It's no big thing, we were going there ourselves" "Where about the Wooden Bridge do you have to go?" "There is a place called Swapna Road near it, that is where I have to go" "On Swapna Road?" "Yes" "Strange!" "We are also going there" "But where on Swapna Road do you have to go?" "To the bungalow named Swapna Lok" "Hey we are also going there" "And I am sure you are going to meet Mr. Sharma over there" "No, I have no business with Mr. Sharma" "I am going there to meet his daughter, Doctor Neha" "Because I am not well, you see" "Here we are, we have arrived" "How sweet!" "I wasn't afraid on the bike because of your company" "Please stop Okay" "Thank you very much So this is the house" "Bunnu !" "Ms Neha" "Ms Neha" "Bunnu, how glad I'm to see you alive!" "Bunnu?" "!" "Thank God you are alive" "I am so happy" "I am so very happy to see you." "A great burden has been lifted off my heart" "I'm okay, I'm fine, I'm feeling better" "Raja, why are you standing outside, come in, come in" "You know, Raja, this is Bunnu" "Oh Ms Neha, it is him that I have come with" "He is an angel, he saved my life" "But for him, I would not be here now" "Oh don't mention it, it was my duty" "But you didn't tell me your name is Bunnu !" "Please come, we will have tea together" "Yeah, sure" "Tell me, Bunnu, who spread the rumour about your death?" "What can I tell you Ms Neha, you came away leaving me alone over there" "And I started feeling unwell after that" "Please come Raja Why don't you all sit down" "When I asked your secretary for your address she refused point blank" "So I impersonated the Commissioner of Police and went to your dispensary" "And you know what happened?" "Another imposter turned up there as an Inspector!" "At first I was scared" "But then I saw that he was equally scared of me" "We were both a little scared of each other" "He looked like a black-marketeer to me" "And the constable accompanying him looked like a thief" "Oh my, your trousers are all wet!" "Please clean this up here" "And open up the guest room, Mr. Bunnu will stay here" "Bunnu staying here!" "Come, I'll show you to your room" "Thank you very much" "Okay then" "See you then... ohno ,notyou !" "All right, I will join you soon" "Raja, how did you manage to make this mistake" "You brought along the very guy who should have been dead" "All this happened because of you" "Had you not been hanging there, I would have left this Bunnu and come away" "Yes, lay this also at my door" "Instead of dropping him, I dropped tea, tea !" "Oh Mummy, Mummy" "Oh Daddy, Daddy" "Oh Mummy Daddy," "Do get ready" "The girl I'm destined to marry" "I have found the girl I want to marry" "Hello" "Hi, Pa" "Hey you dope, you donkey, my darling child" "Is it Bunnu, my Bunnu is calling" "Yes, it is that fool's phone call" "Give it to me, please give" "What sweet words you are using for your son, dope, donkey" "Did I phone you to hear all this?" "I thought you would be worried, Pa" "I diot, did you not believe we would be worried?" "Let me talk to him" "Your mother is crying her eyes out for you" "Let me talk to him" "Hello my Bunnu, how are you and where are you calling from" "Ma I am find and tell Pa that I have arrived at the correct place" "I will be back soon and not alone, but with your daughter-in-law" "Daughter-in-law!" "I will tell you everything Ma when I come there" "The girl's name and the address of this place too" "But right now I am very busy" "I have to go for lunch with her now, and to a disco in the evening" "Bye, Ma" "Give my love to Pa" "Oh he put down the phone" "Happy now, are you at ease?" "Did I not say, nothing will happen to our child" "Fool, he had us so worried !" "Had he not called I'd have given him a sound thrashing" "Are you crying?" "He had me so worried, the damned fool" "What could I do?" "If I too had started crying, who would have comforted you?" "I am fine now, I'm not crying" "Raja, have you ever seen a Beauty and an ape?" "Gafoor, nowadays it's the phase of the apes" "You are right man" "Come on boys." "One, two, three" "Wow!" "Hey, gorgeous" "What are you doing?" "Friend, what are you doing?" "Don't come in between Hey, lay off man" "What are you doing?" "Let me dance man" "Get on the side" "Hey, baby, c'mon let's dance" "The swines are bothering our Neha" "Yes, so they are I will murder those bastards" "Hey, listen to me, come here" "You sit over here, or you will have the police on our back" "Don't get into trouble, lie low" "Who was that!" "Hey you, shove off" "Scoot!" "Please... stayawayfromme" "Think about your reputation Leave me alone, Gafoor" "You just come with me, my good fellow" "What are you doing, man?" "Don't think I have no friends" "Mr. Raja is with me" "Who is this Raja?" "He has gone to the lavatory So don't start gloating" "When he comes he will thrash you" "Where has Mr. Raja disappeared to?" "Who knows?" "What sort of friend is he, he saw some goons and disappeared like a coward" "This is highly irregular" "What shall we do now?" "Let us go to the restaurant and eat" "Mr. Raja, Mr. Raja" "Hey, don't misbehave man, don't misbehave" "I will shoot you." "I am with a girl in this disco or else..." "Come on, Bunnu." "Let's make a move" "Raja" "Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry" "Just tell me, friend, why did you beat me up?" "So that you never again insist on dancing with a girl" "What are you talking about a girl, I will not even dance with myself" "But what is your connection with her?" "Hey, had he not had a connection with her, why would he have thrashed you like a dog" "Go on, get lost" "I will never dance again" "See what I mean, Raja..." "The difference between a fight in a western toilet and a Indian one" "Very different indeed !" "Hey, why are you beating me, Is it wrong to give someone an idea?" "Greetings, sister" "Excuse me, but I don't recognize you..." "Who are you people?" "It is not your fault, even our folks don't recognize us" "We are the ones who bothered you in the disco" "Oh, so it is you !" "Yes, we did not know that your companion was going to bring us to this state" "Companion, what companion?" "The one to whom this locket belongs" "Here, take it" "Bunnu !" "Here, have some tea" "How did you hurt your hand?" "Oh, just like that, Bunnu" "Last night I thrashed some goons very soundly" "You thrashed?" "No, no, I do not believe it" "You are such a well-mannered person" "Last night I saw how you slunk off when those goons came to the disco" "But in the toilet..." "But you couldn't resist yourself, Bunnu" "And you bashed up those four, isn't it?" "Which four are you talking about?" "There is no need to pretend now" "They were here and they told me everything" "What did they tell you, that Bunnu has thrashed them?" "What else?" "Look at this" "Bunnu dropped his chain during the fight" "And they came to return it" "Oh, my chain, at last it has been found !" "I n the disco you were looking very scared" "Not just looking, I really was scared" "Then were you not scared to beat them up in the bathroom?" "Oh that... anger,angerMsNeha" "You probably don't know what a foul temper I have" "Once I become angry, I am capable of doing anything" "I begin to use by fists" "And they dared to bother you in my presence" "I could not take it Ms Neha I bashed them all up" "Bunnu, I have not been able to understand you till now" "Every day I see a new facet of your personality" "Oh, this is nothing, Ms Neha I can do anything for you" "I can even murder someone" "Because of you I did not beat those people in front of Neha" "If I had beaten those people in front of Neha, then my love for her would have been proved" "You said, "don't hit here"" "I beat them outside and that rascal Bunnu took credit for it" "Why did you not tell Neha plainly that you had beaten those goons?" "Neha would have come to know the truth about that idiot" "And at the same time it would have been proved that I was a thief" "I had stolen Bunnu's chain" "That bastard also did not explain that it was not, he who had thrashed those people" "I stead he said, " Ms Neha, I became angry and so I beat up those people"" "I doubt that bastard has so much as killed a mosquito ever" "He pretends to be mad and enjoys the fruits of our labour" "I was itching to get my hands around his miserable throat" "That was very wrong of you, Bunnu" "Has he ever done anything right?" "Ever since he has come, he has stuck like a tail to Neha" "I don't even get a chance to declare my love" "Forget him..." "have you ever done anything right?" "You have been giving me wrong advice till today" ""Raja, don't rush things, don't rush things, first put your friendship on a firm base"" "And so I am left as just a good friend of Neha's" "Whenever I take your advice I come to grief" "Bunnu" "Bunnu, what do you want?" "Why the devil are you after me?" "Why do you come between me and my happiness?" "Here hold this glass, hold this cigarette" "You bastard, because of you I cannot get close to Neha" "Today I will send you far, very far," "Send you up, up" "Now if this swine Bunnu does not die, then Raja will" "And if both live, then some day I will die" "Now one of the two will have to die" "So why not Bunnu" "Hey hold tight, hold quick" "Bunnu !" "Catch, catch, catch, don't let go, catch quick" "Bunnu, you are gone today" "Hey check the wiring connections once again" "Come fishy, fishy, get into Bunnu's belly" "Come, come, come on" "Come on, hurry up" "Excuse me, Sir Yes?" "What is happening here?" "This is a liquor still, we are going to blast it" "Have you put a bomb in it?" "Yes" "Will it go off?" "No, no" "No?" "Yes, it will go off" "You are joking, are you not?" "Come on man, come on" "Hey brother Gafoor!" "Greetings" "Greetings to you also" "Come sit down." "How are you" "What are you doing?" "Catching fish" "Ms. Neha and her father are very fond of fish" "Very good." "What if someone comes to catch you?" "Why would anyone want to catch me?" "Your family members are looking for you, I think they are coming this side" "I have come to inform you" "Oh, my God !" "They will surely take me back with them" "Please hide me somewhere, around here somewhere..." "No!" "Will you jump into the water?" "Want to kill yourself?" "Oh no, what will I do now?" "I will do something" "See that hut over there?" "Go and hide behind it" "I will tackle your folks" "Go on Thank you very much" "May God bless you" "He is a good man, very good man !" "Oh no, this place is stinking" "Oh shit!" "Have you checked carefully, there is no one around, is there?" "Uncle, I have checked There is no one around, let it go!" "Fast, quick Yes, yes Uncle, yes" "One... two... three!" "Raja, now no one can come between you and Neha" "Not even Bunnu" "No, no" "Gafoor, I had thought of you and Raja as my brothers" "But you turned out to be number one bastards, and cheap manipulators" "Now watch..." "What I do to you guys..." "after the interval" "One Juliet two Romeos, two Romeos one Juliet" "Dust devils, Blossom and the Stone, Hard-hearted lover, Roses and thorns" "Hey Gafoor, where the devil were you?" "Hey, Champ., I had gone to buy a bouquet for you" "Flowers?" "To celebrate my failure?" "Chief, when you hear what I have done, your face will look brighter than these flowers" "Stop blabbering, go to the chemist and get me a pill" "My head feels like it's going to burst with pain" "Strange are the ways of life, here your head is bursting and there a bomb has burst!" "What do you mean?" "That thorn in your life, that Bunnu..." "Finish !" "What have you done to him?" "Why are you becoming so serious, it's for your sake that I've done all this" "And you killed him?" "I didn't kill him myself." "Just sent him where the bomb was placed" "Boom !" "!" "I couldn't let the opportunity go, if I had not killed him, you would have taken it out on me" "I have an ember in my hand, an ember, I will not lie" "We two have done many bad things in life but have never killed anyone" "But you have gone and killed him !" "He was coming between you and Neha, I was not going to let him go" "You have made a very big mistake" "To waste a good and an innocent guy just like that!" "I admit I have made a mistake and I am feeling very bad about it, I was feeling very guilty" "What shall I do?" "The police is bound to catch me some day" "So shall I give myself up to the law?" "Hey Police, hey police, police" "Hey stop, stop, sit down, sit down." "Gafoor, you love me so much, man?" "Huh, do you love me so much?" "What you have done for me today, even my own brother would not have done" "Here, have this drink, drink, drink" "Hey... cheers!" "Thousands fall in love" "But not all are true lovers" "Love is not a thing that all can handle" "Head or tail, head or tail" "Love is a game of the heart" "A game which some pass, some of us pass and some do fail" "Don't you ever talk to me again Come on, mate" "Now what is there to feel shy about" "What else... whatareyou doing?" "Don't you like it?" "No, it's not that" "Then have some more" "Do eat some more" "You have made me over eat, it is so well made" "But please stop now Ms Neha my stomach is full" "Sister-in-law Brother-in-law" "Enough, please enough, stop now" "All right." "Come Raja, have lunch with us" "No thank you... thesightofyou..." "I mean the sight of food has satiated us" "Make him eat, he is hungry, give him first" "Brother Gafoor, you are a sly one Why is that?" "The other day you told me to hide in the hut and the minute I entered, the hut blew up" "What?" "Yes" "Had that place not been stinking of whisky and had I not left it, then I, then, that..." "It is like this, Bunnu..." "Yes, and he told me that my Mother and Father had also come when my Mother and Father had really not come" "No, no your parents were coming, he just did not hear right" "Really?" "He heard "Chunnu"" "But he thought it was "Bunnu" so he told you" "I then told him That's what I thought, that you are such good persons!" "No, no, no!" "No, no, no Bunnu, relax" "Raja, please close your lighter" "Please, just a minute" "What, what's the matter?" "Perhaps you don't know that Bunnu is afraid of three things" "Fire, water and heights" "When he sees fire he thinks he will get burnt" "When he sees water he thinks he will drown" "And when he is on a height he thinks he will fall down from there" "Oh, is that so" "From now on we will always remember fire, water and heights" "Come, Bunnu, look, you must not be afraid of water" "Nothing is going to happen to you No, no, it is not fear, Ms Neha" "But I promise, nothing will happen So you do not trust me?" "No, no, how can I not trust you Of course I trust you completely" "But this water..." "I donottrustit Many have drowned in it" "Oh forget it, Bunnu" "Ms Neha, Ms Neha" "I don't want to hear anything" "Oh, Ms Neha." "Please listen, Ms Neha" "Bunnu, dear What?" "Oh Mr. Raj, Brother Gafoor!" "Bunnu Yes" "You should go into the water" "Why?" "Ms Neha has gone away in disgust" "I want to tell you one thing Mr. Raj" "Whether Ms Neha goes away in disgust or anyone else," "I will not get into the water" "Many experienced swimmers have drowned" "You have a point there" "One must never do anything that the heart forbids" "True, and look how deep it is!" "Yeah, very deep" "My mother does not at all like my going into the water..." "Mummy Help, someone help" "Help, help, help" "Bunnu !" "Ms Neha" "Help, help" "Bunnu Thank you, Ms Neha" "Come, come we will all swim together" "How sweet, how sweet!" "This swimming is a very good thing" "But Bunnu, why did you jump in?" "Yes, why did I jump in !" "Why did I jump..." "actually what happened was, that I thought you would be annoyed if I did not jump in" "And I thought that the worst that can happen to me is I'd lose my life" "I can even sacrifice my life for Ms Neha" "Oh, Bunnu, you are so sweet" "Thank you" "Raja, you lose again" "You're going through a very bad phase Oh shut up" "Your luck is so bad that this..." "Get up, get up" "Over there I'm so worried about you, my head is about to explode with pain and you're sitting here drinking beer!" "You don't care about me now?" "It was merely a coconut, not a bomb that burst on your head" "You had placed a bomb, a bomb indeed..." "Did that wretch Bunnu die?" "You keep giving me wrong ideas and are now sitting here enjoying yourself, having a good time" "Look, Raja, half the money we stole is mine" "You spend thousands on that girl I just have a beer and it pinches you" "Who is having a good time, me or you?" "I am having a good time?" "Look, Gafoor, Neha is no ordinary girl" "I love Neha, I love her" "I have spent my whole life on a railway platform," "... havebeenblack-marketingtickets" "I never knew what beauty is, what love is!" "But ever since I saw Neha..." "I have known that she is the one I have been waiting for" "I..." "I loveNehaverymuch" "If I cannot have her..." "I..." "I willdie" "No, no, no!" "Don't cry, don't cry" "Come, come, hey Raja" "Gafoor, Gafoor!" "I know my ideas keep failing every time" "But this time, Raja" "If I don't fix that Bunnu for good this time," "I will change my name" "Neha will be my sister-in-law She will be yours, she will, she will" "BUNNU NEHA" "Oh God, I have heard that love can melt even a stone's heart" "Does it really do that?" "Anyway, I will test my love today" "Help me God" "Oh, my dear silent friend, listen to my tale of love" "She is unaware of my love" "When she comes before me My heart goes boom, boom, boom" "My heart breaks into bits" "But I do not have the nerve to say" "Darling I love you" "what is this happening darling?" "Oh, no, no, no" "Oh no darling" "Hey, how did this blasted stone get behind me instead of bursting !" "Ms Neha?" "Bunnu !" "Hey how is it running after me!" "Hey no, no, no!" "Ms Neha" "Oh Bunnu, what happened, what happened?" "Ms Neha, stone." "I... song... afterme" "But you were running, were you..." "I was running !" "Yes, I was running" "Ms Neha, this is the first time in my life that I have run so fast" "I am ok, I am fine, I am feeling better" "Ms Neha !" "Oh, very good" "Ms Neha, I am feeling better" "Oh how sweet!" "Very good Bunnu" "It is a good idea, Sir, but made in Switzerland would be better" "Hey, Gafoor" "Greetings" "Greetings to you too" "What is the matter Brother Gafoor, Mr. Raja has not come?" "He..." "Raja!" "MsNeha , I want to tell you something" "But have you had something to eat?" "I am eating, I will eat" "Why don't you drink something Yes I will." "Thank you" "What is the matter?" "I want to talk to you in private" "Ms Neha, please go and talk to him first." "Yes, go baby go" "See that he eats well" "And drinks well too" "And so Gafoor, why hasn't Raja come" "No problem, I suppose?" "No, there is no problem" "Is all well?" "All is well" "Ms Neha, I wanted to tell you that Raja..." "Gafoor, Gafoor" "What is the matter, what has happened?" "Oh Gafoor, what has happened?" "Gafoor what has happened to you?" "Just a minute you move aside, I will take a look at him" "Yes, what's the matter with you, Gafoor?" "It seems that..." "Calm yourself first, hold this" "Now tell me what has happened A chicken bone got stuck in his throat" "Oh, a chicken bone!" "Gafoor, you lie down here and push hard" "Push hard, Gafoor, push hard" "Push hard, Gafoor!" "Push hard from within" "Is it coming out, it is not?" "Brother Gafoor, push harder" "Brother Gafoor is it coming out or not?" "It is not coming out?" "Brother Gafoor!" "!" "!" "Bunnu, you have done wonders!" "Thanks" "You have saved Gafoor's life It was my duty, Ms Neha" "As a child, I once had a coin stuck in my throat" "My mother thumped me like this a few times and the coin came out" "But instead of thumping me why did you kick me?" "Because you are a big man now, Gafoor, you are a grown up man and the bone was also big" "Just look how big it is!" "Very big, isn't it" "Do not eat chicken" "Eat food, eat food, but do not eat chicken" "Oh shit!" "Hello?" "Oh, shit!" "Hello, hello" "Bunnu Ms Neha, you?" "What are you doing, Bunnu?" "Just waiting for your phone call" "Will you come for a walk with me?" "Walk?" "I will run with you I will be over right away" "What is it?" "Did Bunnu come into your dream?" "Yes, I dreamt of Bunnu" "He has now started to scare me even in my dreams" "I n my dreams he has started to sing with Neha" "You are laughing !" "You are laughing Don't laugh, don't laugh" "All this has happened because of you" "You told me "let friendship grow", "do not rush things"" "If I had not listened to you, Bunnu wouldn't have come between us" "No one can stop me now, I am going Where is my motorcycle key?" "Where are you going?" "I am going to tell Neha that I love her" "Listen to me Don't stop me, Gafoor" "... orelseIwillkill youtoo" "Today no one can come between me and Neha" "Goodbye" "Listen to me Raja, please come back" "So, you want to go to Neha, Mr. Raja?" "Just see where this Bunnu sends you now!" "Listen, Raja, listen" "Raja, O Raja" "Gafoor, how is Raja?" "Where is he?" "What?" "!" "!" "No, in Room number 2 7" "Raja" "Thank God you are not hurt too badly" "Do you know the state I was in on hearing from Gafoor" "What bad thoughts were going through my mind on the way to the hospital !" "Anyway, how are you?" "There is no need to worry so much on my account, Ms Neha" "Why, what is the matter?" "Are you not my friend?" "Friend, friend, friend..." "I hate that word" "I am no one's friend, especially not your's" "You... pleasedon'tshoutandscream, you are not well" "What else can I do but shout and scream" "No one knows my real trouble" "Raja, who but me can know what is troubling you" "I cannot tell you how bothered I am by this accident" "Really!" "Hello Raja, how are you feeling now?" "Sir, I have recovered just this minute" "Good, I am so glad" "Dear, we should now leave for Bombay" "Daddy, how can we leave Raja in this condition..." "This is a very good hospital, my girl" "Besides, he has Gafoor to look after him" "But only you can look after your patients" "And they are waiting for you, right?" "Right Right" "Good." "Alright then, I'll wait for you downstairs" "Say bye bye." "Bye hope you will feel better" "Ms Neha" "Okay Raja, I will have to go now Look after yourself, and come to Bombay as soon as you are well." "Okay bye" "Gafoor, this accident has worked wonders for me" "Did you see how she held my hand in hers and was being so friendly" "How worried she was for me" "My train is back on the rails, man, she has shown a green signal" "You have made progress but don't feel so happy, my friend" "Because it is said that, "Tears lurk behind smiles"." "Oh, shut up, you pessimist" "Hey, Bunnu !" "Bunnu !" "Bunnu !" "Hi Mom, hi Dad, now I am perfect" "I am not afraid of water any more" "Not afraid of even getting a shock" "Heights do not scare me now, neither can the fear itself" "I can laugh very well" "I can talk very well, Hello!" "I can sing very well" "I can walk very well" "I can jump very well, I can fight very well" "I can dance very well, I can run very well" "I do not need tomorrow, I'm an artiste who can give a shot at one take," "Okay?" "Okay, guy!" "Boom, boom, shaka laka, boom boom" "Hey Mom, hey Dad, now I am perfect" "Boom, boom, shaka laka, boom boom" "Now... everythingis possiblefor me" "This beautiful night, beautiful moonlight" "Bunnu !" "Hi !" "Hi !" "everybody" "Hi, Hi, who is winning?" "Watch the game" "Hi, Neha" "Hi Hi !" "Hi, Bunnu" "Mr. Raj, shall I tell you something Yes" "You are a great actor, my friend !" "The way you were behaving in the hospital as if you were about to die" "How did you get on your feet so fast?" "You are no less an actor yourself" "You kept meeting Neha by feigning illness" "A true patient sees the doctor once and keeps taking his medicine quietly" "Whereas you meet Neha all the time but never take any medicine at all" "Are you also not pretending all the time yourself?" "You said you'd open a Five Star hotel, but not even a food-stall is in sight!" "Yes I pretended, I did" "Why?" "Because I love her" "You love Neha?" "One who has forsaken his country and gone and settled in America one who cannot love his own country, how can he love poor Neha?" "So what?" "Even Mahatma Gandhi had come from South Africa." "I came too" "But he came for his country, he loved this country" "Hey, enough is enough" "Hey, same applies to you" "You dared to touch me!" "Mummy" "You dared to touch me" "Look here, Romeo, a single blow from me will turn you to Coolie No. 1" "You, Mr. India, I will throw acid on your face and you'll look a Loafer" "Do I look like a Loafer?" "Do I look like a Coolie to you?" "You will throw acid on me?" "You will fix me with a blow?" "Okay then" "Yes I will give you a blow It's not all that easy" "Hey, what is going on?" "Who the devil is it?" "Bunnu, Raj !" "Ms Neha" "Now again you'll pretend to be silly!" "What were you two doing?" "No, no, how did he get cured?" "I mean I was giving him a hug now that he has recovered" "How are you feeling now?" "I don't know what to say, Ms Neha" "I feel his internal injuries are not quite healed yet" "You must rest some more" "No, no, I am quite well now" "It's in your own interest to remain well you scoundrel" "Bunnu you sly knave, it isn't Neha but I'm going to treat you now" "Hello, Pappu Pager speaking" "Hey, you stop wasting time and come to the point" "I am your Great Uncle this side, you rascal Bunnu" "You two-headed goat, stop bleating about your introduction, or I will turn you into the hay you are eating, then don't go about blaming Pappu Pager" "You get it?" "I will ring off now" "Hey, where do you think you're going?" "Let him come, he has an appointment" "Come, come, come on in" "My name is Bunnu" "How about the one who is to be wasted?" "No, I have brought along his photograph" "Had you brought him along I would have fixed him properly" "... withoutwastinganytime" "For how much do you want me to make it out?" "What?" "Cheque" "Listen you, I don't believe in cheques" "You understand?" "It is cash, hard cash that is wanted" "But for cash I will have to phone my Pa" "Phone your old man immediately then" "Phone him I can if you give me the phone" "What is my home number again?" "Oh, I remembered !" "Are you Pappu Pager?" "There Thank you" "Pa, my Pa has come" "A moment." "What mess have you got into!" "Stop spinning a yarn and come out with the cash, understand" "And get lost with this hero of yours Go" "Just a minute" "What kind of trouble are you buying with this cash?" "Are you mad?" "You are worried about your money, not your son" "Why are you talking nonsense?" "Pa..." "Don'ttalk,justgo" "Don't tangle up with this goon" "Sure?" "Sure" "Okay" "Okay friend, I am taking back this photograph" "What for?" "Because my Pa says not to tangle with a goon" "If he is roused, he will not only smash me up but all others too" "Mummy" "Hey, listen Shut up" "What did you say, you asshole?" "What did you tell him about me, what did you say?" "You hit my Pa, you hit my Pa?" "Now tell me who is the donkey?" "It is me, me" "Who is a goat's uncle?" "It is me, me" "Who is a lame ass?" "Me, it is me" "Now that the wind has gone out of this balloon, it has collapsed" "You there go off now, get out of our way or else I'll pierce your can of whoop-ass" "You've talked enough nonsense, now come and see us off at the gate" "Bunnu, my son, where did you learn this?" "Saw it in a movie, Pa" "And you there, just remember Bunnu is not a pole" "... thatanydogcan pisson" "Now get lost!" "You people don't worry, okay?" "It is the first time that Pappu Pager has met a real man" "Will have to think about it" "I have studied this in great depth" "What, Gafoor?" "That there is a great difference between you and Bunnu" "You are right, Gafoor" "We are poles apart" "Neha can only belong to Bunnu" "Don't you dare link Bunnu's name with that of Neha" "Neha is mine, mine only" "Are you my friend or Bunnu's?" "You are taking his side" "I am not taking sides at all, just stating facts" "Bunnu is born rich while we are the poorest of Amirpur" "Bunnu comes of a respected family, whereas no one knows our parentage" "Bunnu has a house, wads of money, and what have we?" "A small amount is left out of the money we stole" "If you marry Neha, this money will also have gone before the honeymoon" "It is just the money that will be gone, not my love is it?" "Love does not look at riches or high standing" "Raja, this kind of dialogue suits the hero of a movie" "... itdoesnotsuityou" "What have you got, tell me?" "This is what I have" "What is it?" "This perfume, and the moment this goes to work, Neha will become mine" "You have lost your mind" "Don't boast on the strength of this cheap gift" "Gafoor, stop thinking small, start thinking big" "Big, big" "And look at this quality" "Hi, sweetheart, I was waiting for you" "Really?" "My friend, Gafoor" "Hi Guff" "Tina, watch it" "Take this perfume and spray it on Bunnu" "He will fall madly in love with you" "Don't waste your time girl, he is out of his mind" "Bunnu is not going to fall for you Go on, go home" "Tina, try this perfume on Gafoor" "Yeah, go ahead, I am not going to lose anything" "I have smelt it, it is of very poor quality" "Tina !" "This is A- 1 quality" "I love you Tina There is no life without you" "Raja, help No one can stop me" "Gafoor, Gafoor, let go of her" "Tina go away, go away" "Raja, stop him or our friendship will suffer" "Tina, I love you" "Gafoor Hey, let go of me" "Wow!" "The Lord be praised" "Excuse me, madam, you..." "Can you help me find this place, please?" "Who am I to help you find anything" "I have been lost all my life" "By the way, could you not find a better person for asking directions?" "I mean, someone outside..." "I did meet many people," "But none as good a man as you" "Look, I know nothing about this address But somehow it looks familiar" "And this address, this address..." "This is the address of this place" "And after finding this address, you don't need to go anywhere else" "Because I don't know why I feel that this address is your actual destination" "Many have found their true destination here" "... youareverybeautiful" "whether you agree or don't you belong to me" "Hey, wait, wait" "Looks like I have given an over-dose Okay, I am going, goodbye" "The window opened slightly, the curtain moved slightly" "The room of my heart was empty, someone slipped in" "And there was turmoil, there was turmoil" "Hey you son of a baker, you in this Mercedes?" "Hey, baker yourself Pa," "Oh keep quiet, don't go Pa, Pa, Pa all the time" "You milk-man" "What are you saying?" "I told you to shut up" "You don't know this is Kishore Chand, my bosom pal from childhood" "Bosom pal?" "Hey, Chandu, isn't that right" "Hey, Birju it is you, you rascal !" "Bunnu did not tell us you were his parents" "Neither did it occur to us that, a talented girl like Neha could be your daughter!" "Had I known this, I would have brought her home myself, not taken an appointment for it" "Neha has been singing Bunnu's praises" "Please speak about it" "Bunnu deserves all praise Time flies in his company" "Please come here, daughter" "Our Bunnu is also singinging Neha's praises all the time" "We had also hoped for a daughter But God did not answer our prayers" "Why do you say that, consider Neha as your own daughter" "It is true, Neha gives me the feeling of being my own" "Please say it I'll say it, son" "Sorry, you don't worry, young fellow" "He is my childhood friend, if he refuses he will get thrashed by me" "What is it?" "It's like this, our..." "Greetings!" "Greetings Come in, young man" "Now we won't be able to talk!" "Greetings Come, Raj" "How do you do, Sir?" "Okay, this is Raj Kumar, and these are Bunnu's father and his mother" "Bunnu's parents!" "I salute you" "Give your blessings, Mother" "Hi Neha Hi" "Bunnu's father, salutations Mr. Raj..." "America" "Bunnu, you look very happy" "We are meeting after so long, won't you hug me?" "Come I am coming" "Yes, friend, come" "Mr. Raj, you seem to make a habit of dropping in at the wrong moment!" "Had you come a little later, we'd have finished talking about my marriage" "Bunnu, I want to give you a surprise What?" "I have clicked some photographs of yours" "When?" "Oh, don't you know?" "When you see them you will be delighted" "Delighted?" "Yes" "Bunnu, my son, we'd also like to see, show them to everybody" "No, no, it is my photograph, I'll see first" "If I like it, I will show it to you all" "Isn't it so, Mr. Raj?" "Okay, okay" "If Bunnu likes it, he will show it to you all, okay" "Come Bunnu, sit near me" "Mr. Raj, please do show the photograph" "Bunnu you are too impatient Mr. Raj, I cannot help it" "Please show me, please show" "Oh !" "Where is my video camera !" "These days who takes the trouble to photograph others" "I do Mr. Raj, how sweet" "Mr. Raj Very sweet, indeed" "Mr. Raj, Mr. Raj, Mr. Raj" "Didn't you like it?" "It is good, very good?" "It is good" "Did you like it or not?" "Mr. Raj..." "I'm asking you, did you like it or not?" "Mr. Raj !" "What's the matter, son?" "Hey, why are you crying, didn't you like it?" "Pa !" "What's the matter with him?" "Tell me Bunnu, did you like it?" "He will now show it to all" "No, Pa, don't speak on that topic!" "Okay, I understand, he's cross with me" "Because I didn't speak on his topic earlier" "No, no, Pa, don't speak on the subject Alright, son, I won't," "Only when you wish, okay?" "What is the matter son, are you not well?" "Suddenly I'm feeling unwell, Mom" "Shall I give some medicine, Bunnu?" "Not medicine, I need prayers, please don't discuss that issue" "Don't be stubborn." "Don't pull my trousers and return the cassette" "Let him take it, I have another cop y of it" "Please don't speak to them about that matter" "Before he pulls off my trousers, I beg your pardon." "Come, let us go" "Okay, Uncle, salutations Fine" "All right Ms Neha, bye Hi, hi" "Pa, please do not talk" "No, don't say goodbye to him" "He is the same as before He isn't cured at all" "I think he has gone mad" "What nonsense are you talking about my son" "Didn't you see how he was behaving like a mad man?" "With what great hopes we had gone to fix his marriage!" "He has been after me, "fix my marriage"" "But whenever I started to talk about it over there, he kept saying, "please don't talk, please don't talk"" "By doing this he was disgracing me Pa, I did all that deliberately" "Deliberately?" "I got into a fix" "Why don't you say plainly you were in a fix" "I cannot disclose in front of Mom Mom, you go" "Why?" "Why can't you talk in front of me?" "Mom, please But..." "All right, she's going Don't worry, I'm going" "Yes, what is it?" "Check it out" "What is this?" "Video, V. C. R., turn it on and see" "That Raj Kumar, the one from America, he kept threatening me over there Threatening you?" "Saying if you talk about marriage he will show it to Neha's family" "Oh, this could ruin all your plans Of course!" "Sir, Inspector Mhatre is here" "Inspector!" "!" "Was the girl a minor?" "That's not the question." "She came here, I didn't go to her place" "This is a plain fact, yes" "Inspector, my son is not guilty of anything, the party had come here, he did not go to the party's house" "Party?" "He seems unaware of anything." "Why are you disclosing everything yourself?" "Don't grab my trousers, please don't" "Look, I have come to ask you people if you've seen this person anywhere" "Can you tell me where I can find him?" "Oh, this Mr. Raj Kumar from America" "America?" "He wouldn't even have seen a map of America" "He's a well known bad character of Amirpur" "A "bad character"?" "He's absconded with the Railway Pay-roll" "Pa !" "He's wanted by police" "Bunnu" "Bunnu, don't become emotional Look, this is Inspector Mhatre" "Let me cry, Pa" "This guy has hurt me very much" "You have given me great relief" "Hey stop it, stop it, stop, stop" "Mr. Pager, why are you roaming around with this photograph?" "Oh you full moon of a black night, you'll need a lot of time to understand the working of Pappu Pager's brain" "Do you understand?" "Look, this is Bunnu's enemy" "Me, Bunnu's enemy" "Today the enemies will shake hands and avenge Bunnu's insult" "Hey hero, this is your photograph, is it not?" "No, it's the famous cricketer Tendulkar" "Look, Pappu Pager has no time to fool around" "Tell me straight, is this you or not" "Are you blind that you cannot tell this is my photograph !" "Oh !" "I know very well that this is your photograph" "But Pappu Pager first checks, then bashes" "All right then, I check and confirm" "First tell me, how did you get this photograph?" "It must be some girl's father who is going around on an enquiry" "Listen, you side kick, don't interrupt, understand?" "Do you want me to come alongside and talk, then..." "Hey, hey mister, hey" "Just tell me how did you get hold of this photograph" "A boy named Bunnu gave me a contract for your murder and he brought this photograph also" "You've taken a contract for killing me?" "That is why Pappu has come to you" "You, washed out old rag" "What do you take me for that you can murder me so easily" "Hey, don't touch, let me explain" "You dolt, you will explain to me?" "Hey stop pushing, let me explain" "You, son of a gun, you" "Hey, you guys all keep standing to one side or else I will bash you all up too" "Listen you Pappu Pager, if you talk of murder again" "I will pulverise you, get it?" "Come on, Gafoor Let's go" "You guys don't worry, okay" "Today is the second time that Pappu Pager has met a man with nerve" "I will have to think this out" "The perfume spray has worked like magic" "Now Bunnu will stop loving Neha for ever!" "!" "Hey, who was he tangling with" "I will settle his hash, trying to tangle with me" "Now he can amuse himself by watching the cassette" "Listen, Gafoor, I should not delay now" "Go at once to the village and fetch my mother" "I want to talk about marriage to Neha" "You will manage to talk, won't you?" "Otherwise I rather not go" "Go, man, go and bring Mother along" "What is it, Raja, on the phone you said it was something very important" "I will say it, I definitely will" "Ms. Neha, admittedly you are very beautiful, aren't you?" "I don't know, but people do say that" "They are right, absolutely right" "When you speak, it feels like you are strewing petals from your lips" "When you smile, it feels like a heavenly lyre is playing" "When you lift your eyes..." "... stop,stop." "Whatisthereason you are praising me so highly today?" "Should I take this to mean, what you want to say is very important?" "Ms Neha, I do have very important things to say to you" "Then please do, we've been here almost two hours, but your "something important" hasn't even started !" "Daddy must be waiting for me," "Today even I got to speak to him on a crucial matter" "Actually, you see, Ms Neha, it's like this..." "... justtodaymy MotherfromAmerica..." "Hi, Ms Neha Hi, Bunnu" "Hi, Mr. Raj Hi, Bunnu" "What is going on, eh?" "Great tea party going on !" "I knew I would find you here" "Actually, Ms Neha, it is his profession to buy land and it is my profession to sell land" "Oh, that I..." "And today I'm going to show him a piece, that will warm the cockles of his heart" "Look, Bunnu, I am busy just now, you may meet me again later" "Don't worry, you don't have to go anywhere" "I have just to show it to you and if that land goes to someone else then you will be very sorry" "Look, Bunnu, I..." "I think you had better look at it" "Please tell him to take a look" "Bunnu, I've given up this pro..." "He loves you so much, you should" "What have you got to lose?" "If you say so, otherwise I..." "Thank you Ms Neha, he must see it" "It is okay" "What happened, what happened, eh?" "It is good, the land is good" "Is it not?" "Yeah, I knew..." "after seeing it he is going to like everything about me" "Now it is a very good thing that you came along" "You two discuss business and I will get going" "Thank you Ms Neha Bye bye" "By God, why are you hounding me" "Whenever things are starting to look up for me, you come along and spoil them" "What is it that you want?" "What I want is that you should get out of Neha's life for good" "Or the long distance view that I have shown of Inspector Mhatre" "... willhaveto becomeaclose-up" "I have the cassette O Mummy!" "Cassette!" "!" "You have shown me a long shot of Mr. Mhatre" "I will expose this cassette of yours on the TV" "But this will not do, Raj..." "Mr.Raj" "I mean one of us will have to make the sacrifice" "It will have to be you" "But why will it have to be me?" "Because I am not the sacrificing type, who will hand over his lady love to his rival" "And I am no such Romeo either, who will tamely hand over his Juliet to another" "I am not one who will commit suicide to clear the way" "Same here, I am not likely to blind myself like the hero of a tragedy and then roam the streets, requesting people to stop their cars" "Stop the car" "Somebody help me cross the road I will help you" "Raju, my son" "What!" "Mother!" "Son, I was delayed a little Coming to meet my daughter-in-law, for the first time I had to bring some sweets, isn't it?" "Is this your mother?" "Yes" "Salutations Mother God bless you" "Who is this, Raju?" "This is Bunnu" "You are his mother, so you are like my own mother" "Yes, yes, son, why not" "Let's talk about your marriage while Bunnu is here" "Bunnu is a very good friend of Neha too" "Shall we go up?" "No Mother, not up" "Let us go out, out" "Why go out, Son?" "Don't we have to talk to the girl and her father?" "Some other time Why some other time, why not now?" "Why are you putting it off, why later?" "What if mother doesn't find time?" "Then... ?" "The stars aren't right today" "So let us go, Mother" "Listen, Raj, I also ought to make a move The Inspector would be waiting" "Right, and I also have to air the cassette on TV, get it?" "How long is this cassette story going to go on !" "This marriage cannot take place!" "Daddy, please..." "You kept me in the dark, I thought you were simply good friends" "Yes, I did tell you we were good friends but today I am telling you that I love him, and it's him that I will marry" "Neha, come to your senses, he is not worthy of you" "He does not deserve you, you will not be happy with him" "Daddy, this is my life and I've to decide who I got to be with" "And that's final !" "Hello Hello Bunnu" "Ms Neha !" "How did you think of me?" "I have good news I have decided to get married" "You come immediately to the marriage court, at once" "I will come on wings, Ms Neha, don't say anything, I will come flying !" "Mother, Pa !" "Bunnu" "Mom, Mom your blessings have brought fruit" "Neha has called me for marriage, to come alone with the ring" "Now you wait for our return, and bless us as we come through the door" "Call all the bigwigs, there would be a grand party here in the evening and there should be marriage trumpets all over." "I'll just return..." "Bunnu, stand here Yes, what's it?" "You'll go like this?" "Any problem?" "There IS a problem You're minus the clothes" "Is that so?" "!" "Hello, hello Neha Raj !" "I was just about to call you myself Really!" "Yes, there is good news" "Get a ring and a floral garland and come immediately to the marriage court" "But w... whatis thematter?" "I have decided to get married today" "Marriage, marriage... marriage!" "Look, how can I get married if you don't come?" "Oh, don't you worry one bit, Ms Neha" "I will come on wings, I will come flying" "Bye" "I got him, I got him, at last I got him" "He is it, he is the one who broke my tooth" "He is the one who ran away from the Amirpur station with 25 million" "Catch him, he is the one" "You've brought a bad name to the police" "Hey, I'm not the real thief, it is these two frauds" "Inspector, can an informer be a thief himself, can he?" "Will we get a reward?" "Most certainly" "Catch them, they are the ones You just come with us" "Gafoor my friend, today you have done a final job for me" "What?" "By clearing my name off that robbery" "Yeah, it's erased Come, let me hug you one last time" "Last time!" "Are you going to commit suicide?" "Not suicide, I am going to marry Neha I don't need you anymore" "If ever in trouble again, I'll certainly remember you" "Farewell, my friend, I am going" "Go, go on, but you'll soon be in trouble, selfish one!" "I am restless without you, O my love" "What am I to do?" "What to do?" "What should I do?" "Nothing has any meaning without you" "Even with the whole world for me," "What would I do?" "What am I to do?" "Raja, Bunnu, great!" "You both are so handsomely dressed" "It is good you have arrived" "I was finding it difficult to control my emotions" "Ms Neha" "Prem, Prem?" "Prem !" "!" "Prem, meet..." "Hang on !" "This is Bunnu," "And this is Raj" "Neha has praised you both so much to me that" "I would know you anywhere even with my eyes closed" "Bunnu" "Raj" "I have found a very good wife in Neha and two good friends for life" "Prem, I knew that my father may not stand by my side but these two would certainly be here" "Neha, it's so nice." "I mean, we are getting married, but appropriately dressed are they" "So sweet!" "Look they have even brought flower garlands for us" "Neha, let us pray that they also get married soon" "Take it, pal Thanks a lot, thank you" "Neha, Prem, present yourselves" "The girl appears to be of the right age" "Prem Kumar, son of Jagdish Kumar" "That's me, Sir" "Neha, daughter of Chander Kapur" "Me, Sir" "Oh sorry." "You two are entering into this marriage, without any pressure and of your own free will?" "Yes Okay, okay" "Have you brought... that... that" "Ring?" "Yes, yes, ring" "I am sorry I forgot Prem !" "You haven't?" "Thank you Yeah, take it" "Thank you Put it on the finger" "Who are these two?" "Friends Eh !" "We are FRI ENDS" "You two sign here in place of witnesses" "Not the address, just the name..." "What are you doing?" "So much?" "Put the pen down" "Now you are officially husband and wife" "Felicitations on your marriage Thank you, sir" "All the best Thank you" "Very Good !" "Good !" "C'mon, let's go." "See you two outside" "Mister, Mister..." "I mean, I conduct such marriages daily, have been doing it for years but wish from the bottom of my heart that, girls and boys should not get married in courts of law" "Marriage is a matter of the heart, a court's stamp on it is not right" "And if the two people like each other, then why should the parents object they should get them married" "Where the parents do not agree, angels like you step in they sign and legalize marriages and help make lives" "I think I am boring you two, am I talking too much?" "You are talking too much" "What are you talking about?" "Get going then" "Wasted my time too" "Both of us are out!" "This world is a huge Bus Stop and the girls are like buses!" "Run after them and you miss them, remain standing and another comes along" "Look, here comes one now My, my!" "Lovely!" "Mummy!" "Will she be able to cure me?" "She'll have to, Raj, she'll have to" "She will have to act as medicine for us insane madmen" "I am feeling okay, I am feeling better" "Hey, where are you going?" "Gafoor, where is he going, get the scoundrel, hey!" "Head or tail," "Love is a game of the heart" "Some win the game, some do pass and some will fail"