"Captioning made possible by warner bros." "[sirens]" "Aah!" "What?" "You scared me!" "The car is temporarily out of order." "It'll be ready in a minute." "I swear." "Move this thing right now." "Wait a minute, guys." "Don't get excited." "I'm trying to fix this." "Lady, move your goddamn car!" "I'm very sorry." "I'm very, very sorry." "It always starts if we're just really patient." "This is an official convoy." "What's going on?" "All right, get out." "Get out." "This happens a lot." "I'll be late." "Got it." "Roll down the window." "Can you open the door?" "I can't, because, look..." "See this thing?" "It's always been that way." "I can't open it." "Move it!" "I don't blame you!" "I'm locked in." "I'm going to have an anxiety attack." "Oh, no!" "Oh!" "[coughing]" "Oh, this is great." "Thank you so much." "Anytime." "I'm so late." "The second time this week." "I'm late." "The car?" "Yeah." "I'm late." "Lou's going to kill me." "Tv:" "If tonight's banquet" "In honor of the visiting emir khaled abin abdul majid" "Has its desired effect," "State department insiders predict the administration" "Will soon be announcing the start of construction" "On a major military base in the emir's remote" "But strategically located middle eastern country." "State department" "Presidential aide john j." "Hilley was accused" "Of being overly ambitious by several congressmen." "Brad, not in the afternoon." "Oh, kim, afternoon, night," "What's the difference?" "Brad, we can't." "It's just not right." "I'll show you what's right." "This is right." "[kissing]" "And this... [kissing]" "And this..." "Hi, sweetie!" "Hi." "I'm late." "The car?" "Yeah." "Oh!" "Taxi!" "Taxi!" "[screaming]" "Hi!" "Hey, sunny!" "No car?" "No car." "Give you a ride home?" "No, thanks, jimmy." "I got a date." "[screaming]" "Hi, lou." "Hi, sunny." "Thank you very much for showing up." "Am i late?" "How come you were running if you didn't know?" "Exercise." "Very funny!" "I can't pay my taxes here." "The joint's dying on us" "I promise i'll be on time" "The rest of the week." "It's friday." "Make it up by cleaning up tonight." "I have a date." "Who you going out with?" "Guess." "The friday night special?" "Come on, donna." "Gimme a break." "He's not so bad." "Well, this is washington, d.C." "The men are married, gay, or in the government." "How come you got the zebra?" "I got here first." "I get the giraffe?" "No." "Francine has the giraffe tonight." "Oh, no!" "Oh, yes!" "Absolutely no way!" "What are you yelling about?" "I will not dress like a chicken!" "Not a chicken, an emu!" "I've never heard of an emu!" "Wear it yourself!" "I'm not a chicken." "I'm an emu." "That's emu." "E-m-u." "No, sweetie, i will not sit on your eggs." "I've got get something together." "My car had a total breakdown." "God, i'm so broke." "See that guy over there in the green jacket?" "He's looking for a good time." "I think he'll have trouble finding it." "Look, i know you don't go for stuff like that," "But the guy gave me 10 bucks for an introduction." "An introduction, that's all." "Yeah?" "Tell him i said hi." "Hey, sunshine, listen to me." "I've got a couple extra hundred bucks." "You don't have to pay me back right away." "I'm ok." "Really, i am." "I'm serious!" "Remember my friend?" "Sure!" "He's been real generous lately." "Know what i mean?" "I think so." "See this?" "Don't tell anyone." "It's real." "Wow!" "See these?" "They're not." "He paid for all 3." "My friend has some friends, very nice guys." "You should go out with us some time." "Oh, no." "I couldn't." "I didn't say i didn't believe you." "I just think it's very interesting" "That you used the same excuse last week." "No, that was last week." "Your sister's kid's measles was the week before." "I'm not yelling!" "I'm just speaking distinctly!" "No, you can't come over later." "Later is the middle of the night." "And anyway, while we're on the subject," "I want to say something" "It's got to get better." "Does it?" "Doesn't it?" "Sure it does." "Good night, sweetheart." "Good night, honey." "Among the celebrities we expect to see tonight" "Are the president himself and his honored guest," "The emir khaled abin abdul majid." "Washington insiders consider tonight's gala" "The beginning of an attempt" "On the part of the administration" "To arrange an important strategic deal with the emir" "Establishing a major american military presence" "In that middle eastern country." "Although the emir has struggled for years" "To reconcile dissident factions" "Within his traditionally conservative nation," "He is considered powerful enough" "If not popular enough-- to assure his own people" "That the long-term benefits from such an arrangement" "Would more than help his suffering country." "Sunny:" "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" "This way." "Is it the president?" "One more." "Elizabeth!" "Just one more, please." "Thank you." "How are you?" "This is our car." "There he is!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Ouch!" "What's in there, a gun?" "A gun?" "A gun!" "[screaming] [gunshot] [screaming]" "I got him!" "Aah!" "[gunshot]" "He got me!" "He got me!" "Tv:" "At approximately 11:45," "When the president's banquet in honor of" "The emir khaled abin abdul majid was breaking up," "The would-be assassin appeared" "According to eyewitnesses and other information," "The name of that real-life heroine" "Is sunny ann davis." "And through her selfless action" "The waitress apparently threw herself" "In the path of the bullet." "Jerry." "Sunny." "There is still no word as to her condition." "No identification yet of the gun-wielding man" "Who to the horror of hundreds of terrified witnesses" "Made his abortive attempt on the emir's life." "We have not been told how serious" "Miss davis' medical condition is" "Oh, my god!" "Or where precisely she was wounded." "Forceps." "I think i've got it." "Suture, please." "Beautiful." "Really beautiful." "Thank you." "How did you happen to be there?" "I was working 7-11 that night," "But i was late because of all the c.A." "C.A.?" "Citizen activity." "I don't know that technical jargon" "Security guard talk, bob." "Now what did you think" "When you heard the shots?" "I thought, "somebody's shooting."" "And the man firing" "Did you actually see him?" "I'd clocked him a while before," "Because he was a little bit funny," "But those funny-looking fanatic guys" "Always hang around when something's going on." "What did you do?" "Nothing." "The craigmore school of security work" "Says never to impede an individual's rights." "Even after seeing his weapon?" "Then it's standard operating procedure." "Well, what is standard operating procedure?" "In this particular case, i forgot." "Do you remember how many shots were fired?" "Oh, sure." "Yeah." "Between 2 and" "Between about 3 and 8." "Or 9." "She is right behind me in one of the rooms" "Of the george washington university hospital." "The hospital says she's fine." "There's a rumor somebody from the white house," "Perhaps the president himself," "Will visit this young lady" "Whose unusual display of bravery," "Of intestinal fortitude, of good old american guts," "Have suddenly thrust her into the harsh," "Yet warm and grateful light of media attention." "Give these to sunny!" "These flowers are from" "The united ladies for a better america." "I'm her cousin on her mother's side." "Don't i look like her?" "Just look at me!" "I'm afraid i can't comment." "There'll be a press conference this morning." "Come on." "Give us a break." "Check me out!" "I'm a personal friend of norman mailer!" "Thank you." "Give us a break!" "More mail!" "I'm visiting my friend sunny davis, national hero." "Call back later." "Or better yet, call me." "Mom, you should see this room." "It's like a honeymoon suite." "I can see the capitol." "Look at this-- wayne newton." "More mail." "This is so exciting." "Barry manilow." "Mom, listen, i think i'm coming home soon." "They'll pay for it." "Yeah..." "Who are you?" "Mike ransome, middle east desk chief" "At the state department." "I'm here to help with your press conference." "Mom, i'll call you back." "Bye!" "Got to go." "You sure don't look like one." "One what?" "A middle-aged desk clerk." "No, that's middle east desk chief." "Oh!" "More mail!" "More mail!" "I guess you're hearing from a lot of people." "Liza minnelli!" "Here are 90 names," "All marriage proposals." "I'll have to reject some of them." "You married, mr." "Ransome?" "Come on." "Give the guy a break." "I mean, really!" "Are you married, mr." "Ransome?" "Not anymore." "Congratulations." "Neither am i." "I know." "What else do you know?" "We don't have much time." "Let me fill you in on this material." "Shoot." "This map's in the material" "We're giving to the press." "Now, here is the emir's country." "In yellow?" "Yes." "That's pretty." "You can discern its strategic importance" "In terms of its proximity to the gulf" "And its value as a geographical buffer" "Between these two traditional rival nations." "Wow." "Dr. Greg pruman, chief of surgery" "At george washington university hospital" "Is just finishing his report" "On miss davis' medical condition." "The young lady herself... [telephone rings]" "Mr. Hilley's office." "Would you hold, senator?" "Can you speak with senator miller?" "Tell him i'll call him back" "When this press conference is over." "I apologize, senator." "Can mr." "Hilley call you back" "After this press conference?" "Wonderful." "Thank you." "Bye-bye." "Tv:" "Miss sunny davis being wheeled to the microphone." "[cheering]" "Would you like to say something before the questions?" "Not really." "Well, yes." "Um, well, i'd like to say, um..." "Thank you to everybody at the hospital" "For being so nice and taking such good care of me." "And i'd like to tell everybody in america" "This is absolutely the best place to come" "If you're ever shot in the ass." "[laughter]" "Is the chief watching this?" "Don't know." "You saw him." "He was sleeping." "What will you do next?" "I'm going to go home to oregon" "And see what new things my dad's invented" "And check on my dog," "And eat some of my mom's huckleberry pie," "The best in the world." "Jesus christ!" "What is this cornball routine?" "Look at them." "Who?" "Them." "The hard-boiled press." "They're eating it up." "Then there's my grandma and grandpa." "They're in their 70s and in great shape." "Grandma's a volunteer school crossing guard." "She'll sing the national anthem." "Hi, grandma." "I'll see you soon!" "I'll bet grandpa was decorated by eisenhower." "My grandfather pitched for the salem rockets." "Even better." "He was mvp 2 years running." "Maybe she's running for office?" "Can you be that dumb and run for office?" "Press:" "A couple of questions." "What about your personal life?" "Yes?" "You live with 2 men, don't you?" "No." "You don't?" "I live in part of a house" "That belongs to 2 men who live together." "You understand the difference." "Let's go on to something else." "When the alleged assailant was about to shoo" "Alleged?" "I'll show you alleged." "[laughter]" "I've seen enough." "Would you get me the president, please?" "So far, she's got working women," "Small-town folks, senior citizens," "Gays, law-and-orders." "Baseball fans, bar flies, and animal lovers!" "Margaret!" "Get the line to the hospital." "Patch it through now!" "She really is something." "To tell the truth, i'd never heard of the emir." "I wasn't really risking my life for the emir." "I thought he was shooting the president." "Have him call now." "He's talking." "I didn't say give." "I said risk." "He is our president." "No, sir." "Tv:" "Do you support the president's position" "Yes, sir." "Sunny:" "Wait a minute." "But do you support the president generally?" "Do you think he's doing a good job?" "He's paid more than i am," "So he must be doing something right." "Call!" "Did you vote for the president?" "Actually, i never voted." "Do you consider yourself republican or democrat?" "I consider myself to be just an american." "Tell him to make the goddamn call!" "There's a call here." "You may want to listen." "Who is it?" "Hello?" "Mr. President?" "Oh, it's the president!" "From washington, d.C., cnn news' top story." "I'd like to tell everybody in america" "That this is absolutely the best place to come" "If you're ever shot in the [bleep]." "Tonight, sunny davis speaks up." "Hi, grandma!" "Sunny on monday at 7:30." "From hollywood, the tonight show," "Starring johnny carson!" "Tonight, johnny's one and only guest sunny davis." "She's got the gun here, see?" "Now, run it, please." "Now she's opening her mouth, see?" "She's really determined here." "She bites him here." "He screams and" "Coming up..." "Saints, sinners, and sunny davis." "Good evening." "Tonight's lead story" "Sunny davis' sudden celebrity." "Would you do this again?" "Stay tuned." "The news continues." "Lef." "Oh, absolutely, your majesty." "No problem." "And we get the base." "He really said that?" "Yes, marietta." "He really said that." "Well, i'm convinced." "Are we being fair to her?" "It's an extremely volatile situation," "And she's a totally inexperienced" "She's some little drink hustler." "You think she'll say no?" "Coffee, gentlemen." "Shouldn't the president be in on this?" "I don't think so, michael." "You're right, marietta." "We can handle this." "Besides, it's almost 9:30." "The president has retired." "He has a difficult day tomorrow." "Yeah, he has to get up..." "Early." "Who can we get to talk to the girl and impress her?" "Let's think." "There must be someone" "Who is reasonably good-natured," "Has a relatively high tv-q," "And absolutely nothing important to do." "Tom, it's the first time" "Anyone as highly ranked as the vice president" "Has visited our city." "Of course, the governor is here all the time" "To visit his sister clara." "We're proud of that, laurel." "The cougar band's coming around the corner" "At main and superior." "Right past schmitter's hardware." "Sunny davis graduated in the top 75% of her class." "At diamond junction high, she was a pep girl" "And in the hairdressing club." "Laurel, why don't you describe the fashions here?" "Ok." "Sunny davis has a red smock." "The vice president's wearing a suit." "Oh, there's mayor barrenholz." "He'll be giving sunny diamond junction's unique version" "Of the key to our city, the gold chain saw," "With, of course, sunny's name engraved on the blade." "Courtesy of schmitter's hardware," "Corner of main and superior." "[thunder]" "Oh, hurry!" "We're getting wet." "Can i help?" "Ah-choo!" "Bless you." "Bless you." "Thank you." "Come on, boy." "Come on." "Here it is." "Come on." "Here it is." "Here you go, boy." "Hey!" "Come on, give it to me." "Yoo-hoo!" "What do you think?" "Oh, really fine." "Honest?" "Absolutely." "I do." "It's like a real professional job." "Are you serious?" "My own cleaners back in d.C." "Which ones?" "Top hat and tails express." "Or fourth street near the court there?" "Yes." "They're terrible." "They ruined a blouse of mine." "It was very delicate material." "It was very fragile." "Yes." "And they ripped it to shreds." "Really?" "Shreds." "It's hard to believe what so-called professionals" "Will do sometimes, know what i mean?" "I think so." "Yes." "Because professionals..." "Well, they don't always care." "Anyway..." "I'll take them for you." "I'll do the cuffs." "It's not really necessary." "Necessary?" "This is an honor for me." "It's another major event in my life." "This is impressive, mrs." "Davis." "Thank you." "Isn't this impressive, michael?" "It certainly is, sir." "Just what is that vegetable dish?" "That's another one of dad's inventions." "Asparabarb." "How's that?" "It's a cross between asparagus and rhubarb." "Looks like hell, but it's delicious." "Ooh, i'll bet it is." "Mr. Davis has developed some original notions." "After dinner, i'll show you something" "That'll knock your socks off." "Really?" "What?" "Not now, dear." "It could halve water bills." "After dinner, dad." "50% on water bills?" "I'd be interested in that." "It's an electric toilet." "Ah." "You won't forget the experience." "Later, dad." "[barking]" "Popcorn!" "Popcorn!" "Don't jump on the nice mr." "Vice president." "Ah!" "Should i get rid of him?" "Not at all." "Ah, nice dog." "Why do you call him popcorn?" "That was his father's name." "Ah, yes." "Of course." "Let's talk about the future." "Ok." "First of all, how is, uh..." "Oh, good as new." "You'd have to look very close to see the scar." "Well, i'll take your word for it." "Sunny..." "What are your plans?" "I don't have any." "Well, i have a job at the safari club," "And lou, he's my boss," "He's a really nice guy," "But business hasn't been so hot." "I was hoping for an advancement," "But lou's aunt works the cash register" "And his sister is the hostess," "So i'll have to wait" "Until one of them quits or drops dead." "I guess you know what that's like." "Sunny, we want you to work with us." "What do you mean?" "You've proven yourself to be" "A truly valuable citizen." "You'd help our team." "Are you kidding?" "No." "Well, gosh, what would i do?" "You'd be a special assistant" "To ambassador st." "John." "You know who that is?" "No, i don't think so." "No, i know i don't know." "Who is he?" "She." "She's a she?" "She heads a department of government" "That we think you'd be well-suited for." "What department is that?" "Protocol." "Protocol?" "That's..." "Gosh, i don't believe it." "Protocol?" "Yeah." "Protocol!" "Could, um..." "Could you just, um..." "I'll be right back." "Could you wait here?" "I'll be right back." "Protocol." "Watch when it's running." "You see these colored waters" "You won't believe what just happened!" "What happened?" "P-r-o" "What's wrong?" "T-o-k..." "No." "P-r-o-t-o-c..." "Wait a minute." "Protocol." ""the customs and regulations" ""dealing with the ceremonies and etiquette" "Of the diplomatic corps."" "It's a job!" "What kind of a job?" "They want me to work for them!" "Mama!" "Oh, thank you!" "Well, exactly where would i be working?" "The state department." "Does it pay by the hour, or what?" "For a start, about $35,000 a year." "Sita, sita." "Fa dow sita." "Woman:" "Dear falcon, pigeon in cage." "Signed, eagle." "Shak fro!" "Lachi arah!" "Ya la ya la la la." "La la la la." "Undu la la." "Dad, these books from the protocol department" "Have the weirdest rules." ""never cross your legs in front of african chiefs." "The sole of the shoe is considered insulting."" "I'll be more careful." "You wouldn't believe all the rules in this book." "Half of them don't make sense." "I can't learn all this stuff." "Stop worrying." "You're like your mother." "You'll do ok." "I hope i don't screw up." "You won't!" "I want to tell you i'm very proud of you," "Grabbing that assassin and all.." "You never said anything like that before." "You never did anything like that before." "Excuse me." "Hello, sunny." "I'm earl crowe, and i'm real happy you're here." "I'm the deputy chief of protocol," "But call me earl." "I'll take you to meet the boss." "Mrs. St. John?" "She's a wild woman, sunny." "A wild woman." "She's tough, but fair." "She works 26 hours a day and gives you 200%." "She must be exhausted." "Sunny, how is that hip?" "Great." "That's wonderful." "The other one though, where the bullet hit, still aches." "There she is." "This flower is from every one of us." "Oh, thank you." "Thank you very much." "Sunny, sunny, sunny, sunny." "Sunny." "Do you know what you've done?" "What?" "You don't have the slightest idea" "What you've done?" "I don't think so." "You really don't?" "Well, whatever it is, i can fix it," "Or clean it up, or..." "Oh!" "She's priceless, priceless!" "You brought us together." "I have something that will please you." "This is where i'll be working?" "This is my phone." "With your own extension." "This is very exciting." "I'm sure." "You must prepare yourself" "For all kinds of new experiences." "I guess so." "You must learn to accept" "New sights, new sounds," "New exotic fragrances, so to speak." "Ambassador st." "John, your austrian call." "You must be exhausted from your trip," "So go home and rest." "The limousine will pick you up at 7:00." "What limousine is that, ma'am?" "Tonight's reception will be quite formal," "So wear something..." "Pretty." "Sunny, i think you will have" "A remarkable future..." "Even sooner than you think." "They talk funny." "Funny how?" "They sound like they're saying things" "That they're not really saying." "I can't figure it out." "Jerry, tell me the truth..." "Am i one of those, "yeah, she's fun," ""she's got a great sense of humor," "But she's not very bright" kind of people?" "Sunny, don't be ridiculous." "You're very bright kind of people." "Oh, thank you." "[applause]" "Sunny, what will you be doing, specifically?" "Specifically, i don't know," "But it will include a lot of new sights" "And new exotic fragrances." "Is that your own line of fragrances?" "Oh!" "John j." "Hilley, white house." "Sunny davis." "Pat hassler." "Sunny davis." "I have a personal message from the president." "You're kidding." "He's extremely proud you're with us." "Really?" "Yes, and he knows you'll do" "Whatever your country asks." "Wow!" "Sunny!" "Mr. Crowe!" "How really..." "Interesting you look." "I want you to meet the belgian ambassador." "This is sunny davis, your excellency." "Bravo, sunny." "Oh, bravo, your excellency." "And you, too, ma'am." "You have a great country." "That's the girl." "Have you been to belgium?" "No, actually i haven't been anywhere." "I mean, outside of this country." "I was in canada once," "But that doesn't count." "It's attached." "Sunny davis?" "Yes." "Is something wrong?" "Should i get my coat?" "Welcome back." "Hi!" "Gosh, thank you!" "Guys, i'm a personal friend of the emir." "[chanting]" "Sunny." "You scared me!" "Sunny, dear." "Have you ever met a wise man?" "Personally, you mean?" "Yes, personally." "Well, like how wise?" "Very, very wise." "Have you heard of babba nokda nondo?" "He lived in a cave near salem," "And he only ate things off the ground." "Me and my cousin madge saw him" "Have this out-of-body experience." "All right!" "That's very interesting, dear." "But the point is," "I would like you to meet someone" "Who's very, very important," "The nawaf al kabeer." "Wow." "He's the chief temporal adviser to the emir" "On moral and ethical matters." "He has transcendent spiritual power." "He can see straight into your thoughts." "May i present miss sunny davis." "Well, mr." "Nawaf," "This is a real natural high for me." "Bedik salil." "Lethee syahseil kabil." "It means," "Blessed are the small ones," "Who shall be made large." "I see." "I couldn't agree more." "You know, i read" "Al hamdul lelah." "What is it?" "It means, praise be to god." "Oh, yes." "Sunny davis." "Sunny davis." "Yes?" "My child, how old are you?" "32." "Hmm." "33." "You have become, through your bravery," "Part of the history of my country." "That's very flattering, but" "Sunny davis." "Sunny davis." "Yes." "Our children praise your name." "You're kidding!" "Oh!" "Our beloved emir khaled abin abdul majid" "Remembers you in his prayers" "And hopes that until you come to him," "Until you are with us" "Wait." "Who's coming where?" "You will accept," "As evidence of his affection, this simple gift." "Honest, it's not necessary." "This miserable token of his esteem." "How miserable?" "Sunny davis," "Jamil a jeden." "Jamil a jeden." "Rolls royce." "Please." "Sunny, can you tell us" "We are very, very proud of our dear sunny." "We remain confident about sunny's future," "Whether it is with us or elsewhere," "That relations between sunny and the emir" "Will reflect the warmth and affection" "Our 2 countries hold for each other." "Thank you." "No." "I'd like to say something." "Um, i'd like to say" "That i think the emir is a great guy." "Mr. Al kabeer and his friends," "Well, i've never met nicer foreign people." "That car is the prettiest thing i've ever seen," "And it gives me a headache to tell you" "As a government employee i will transfer ownership" "To the general services administration," "And include it in a list" "Of foreign gifts to a government official" "In the monthly protocol report," "In accordance with federal registry order 327." "Woman:" "That's crazy." "I'd never do that." "[applause]" "Tv:" "The rolls royce will be sent to the federal repository." "The secretary of transportation" "Announced he would take charge" "Of the $119,000 car personally." "Hilley:" "It doesn't mean she turned down your proposal." "Hal dam!" "Tiah!" "Tiah!" "Ami halla goon vilnon hamma!" "How angry was he?" "He was cursing in 4 languages." "Let's review our options." "We could tell the girl the situation." "Throw ourselves on her mercy?" "No, appeal to her patriotism." "It's too risky." "Large gains demand large risks." "I think she'll be able to handle herself," "Judging from last night's performance." "If you hadn't given her all those manuals..." "She's not as unintelligent as you think." "Or perhaps we're not as clever as we think." "We?" "I'm sure she will make the sensible choice" "When the time comes." "Until then, just keep her busy." "And out of trouble." "Ready, load." "Present arms!" "Your majesty." "Excuse me." "My car broke down." "On behalf of the president, welcome." "Fire!" "Aah!" "Guns!" "Hit the deck!" "Allifih!" "I thought we were being attacked!" "[violin music]" "Radio: ¶ baby ¶" "¶ don't stop ¶" "¶ my whole world is goin' crazy ¶" "¶ i can't fight this ¶" "¶ no, babe ¶" "¶ oh, no, baby ¶" "¶ no ¶" "¶ you know you end up on go... ¶" "You said it was a barbecue." "Let's be absolutely clear about procedure." "I think i've got it." "When the limousine stops," "I get out on the left side." "Right." "The right?" "I mean, correct." "It's the left." "I open the right door, help the ambassador out," "And present him to vice president merck." "Correct." "She's late." "Well, here we are." "Now, left." "Left side." "This is the left." "St. John:" "We're training her to be a princess," "Not court jester!" "A few more days, only a few." "God knows what she could do!" ""how do you do, your grace?" ""thank you very much, baroness." ""i'm honored to meet you, your excellency." "Good night, knight."" "Good night-night?" "[telephone rings]" "Hello?" "Yeah, hold on a minute." "Sunny, it's for you." "Oh, thanks." "Hello?" "Oh, hi, mr." "Crowe." "Yeah, the queen of dubai." "Ok." "I'll be there." "Don't you worry." "Bye." "You know more queens than i do." "Oh, ben!" "This is the national archives building." "You know, it holds the declaration of independence," "The constitution, the bill of rights." "It's really pretty, isn't it?" "Oh, i have the napkins that match your hat." "I've never read the constitution." "This will be fun for all of us." "And this is where we encase" "All of our precious documents." "And this is, um..." "The constitution." "Very old." "This is the declaration of independence." "Can you read that?" ""we hold these truths to be self-evident," ""that all men are created equal," ""that they are endowed by their creator" ""with certain inalienable rights," ""that among these are life, liberty," ""and the pursuit of happiness." ""that to secure these rights," ""governments are instituted among men," ""deriving their just powers" "From the consent of the governed."" "Very interesting." "We're real proud of that." "What's wrong?" "You sick?" "No, they closed the bookstore." "That looks good." "Could you make me one?" "I thought you had a luncheon." "They served food i didn't recognize." "The main course was alive." "See anyone famous?" "A senator who put his hand on my leg." "Which one?" "The right one." "No, no." "Which senator?" "I don't know, but you had to appreciate his energy." "He was eating, copping a feel," "And talking about fiscal irresponsibility." "I got to go." "How do they run the country?" "They're so busy going to receptions." "But are you having fun?" "I'm having a great time." "I'm making mistakes, but they don't mind." "I wonder why that is." "Maybe they just like you." "Yeah, maybe." "Donna?" "Donna!" "Could you beep your horn, please?" "[honk honk]" "God, sunny!" "Oh, sunny." "Oh, god..." "Hi, sweetie!" "Sunny, what are you doing?" "A special assignment." "Can't you tell?" "They look awfully like dogs." "Very important dogs, though." "They belong to some bulgarian." "Come on, guys, sit down." "Come on, stay." "Stay, babies, stay." "Hi." "We really miss you, sunny." "I miss you guys, too." "Everybody's so jealous of you." "All those big parties and famous people" "And events that shape our lives," "And shit like that." "[dogs growl]" "I got to go." "Give my love to lou." "He's closing the club." "Are you kidding?" "He's losing money." "We're looking for other jobs." "Is there anything i can do?" "I think lou was hoping," "What with your new connections," "You might be able to help him." "Get in and we'll talk." "No, it's ok." "Really." "Come on!" "I'm not crazy about dogs." "I know." "[dogs bark] [yip] [woof woof woof]" "Aah!" "[woof]" "Wait!" "Boris!" "Simba!" "Simba!" "Ha ha ha!" "Where is our dear sunny?" "In the bathroom." "I see." "And mr." "Ransome?" "In the bathroom." "Oh." "Oh!" "Oh." "Oh." "Better?" "Ohh, yeah." "You should take a very long, very hot shower." "When?" "As soon as possible." "Where?" "Don't give me a hard time." "Ok." "Do you do necks?" "Mmm." "Did you do this to your wife?" "None of your business." "You've got great fingers." "Ow!" "Shh!" "I feel like i'm in high school." "Did you lock the door?" "No." "Will you tell me something?" "What?" "Why did they give me this job?" "Because you did something extraordinary." "And?" "And they wanted to reward you." "And?" "And..." "It's good publicity for them." "Nothing else?" "Like what?" "I feel like..." "I don't know, i feel like" "They're testing me for something." "If you behave, i'll give you a real massage." "Meantime, find a chiropractor." "You just changed the subject." "I can't give you advice." "I hardly know you." "So get to know me." "Do you always say what you think?" "I never understood why people" "Don't say what they think." "Don't you say what you think?" "Not always, no." "Too bad." "You know what i read the other day?" "The declaration of independence." "They knew how to say what they thought." "All that stuff about happiness." "What government talks about happiness anymore?" "[knock on door]" "Sunny?" "Yes, ma'am." "We were concerned." "Mr. Ransome was giving me an adjustment." "We are about to leave." "And we were talking" "About the declaration of independence." "You did lock it." "What, dear?" "I can't hear you, dear." "What did you say?" "Are you coming, dear?" "Sunny, dear, are you coming?" "Not quite, ma'am." "He's here on an unofficial visit." "Unofficial." "Officially." "Officially, he's here unofficially." "Yes, that's it." "Exactly right." "It's not a state visit or ceremonial." "It's private." "The emir wants privacy." "Sunny, we want to take you into our confidence." "And i know that we can trust you." "Am i right?" "Mr. Hilley, my lips are sealed." "Good" "They could slap me around," "Keep me awake, hang me upside-down" "And throw stuff at me." "I see" "They could keep me in a cell." "They couldn't do anything" "With electricity or live snakes" "Sunny!" "Yes, sir." "We..." "Our government," "The united states of america," "Are attempting to negotiate" "A complex and highly important agreement" "With the emir" "That will allow us to build" "A military base in his country." "Right." "The mission of the protocol department" "Is to see that the emir" "While he is in our country has a good time" "Well, officially a good time," "Or unofficially?" "Unofficially, of course." "Got it." "A very good time." "[music playing]" "Come on, lou." "Answer the phone." "Lou, it's sunny." "Listen, i got a great idea." "Your majesty." "Sunny." "Do you know what that is?" "That is your supreme court, am i right?" "Where your laws are interpreted." "Do you have that setup where you live?" "Not exactly." "Our laws are handed down by allah, by god." "To whom?" "To me." "Oh." "Hey!" "What's going on?" "A party for big shots." "Someone in protocol called me," "Said something about major social event." "I got the same call." "She said something about lots of vips." ""guaranteed very good time."" "Here in this dive?" "Hey, didn't sunny davis used to work in this joint?" "The sheik of arabey." "Who the hell's that?" "Thank you." "Hey, isn't that sunny davis?" "Your highness, meet lou fox." "This is a hell of an honor, your majesty." "That's all i got to say." "Hell of an honor." "Thank you very much." "Let's go, let's go." "Over here, sunny, please." "You mind crouching down a little?" "That way we get the sign in the picture." "Here he comes!" "Girls, show time!" "Take your places!" "Take your places." "George, you..." "Girls," "Flags over your heart." "Guys, think of this" "As your oasis away from your oasis." "Now, your majesty," "We pour some of the most generous drinks in town." "Right this way, your majesty." "Hey, by the way, tonight's dinner special" "Is the baked virginia ham" "With choice of 2 vegetables." "Hey, lou." "What?" "What?" "Who are those guys?" "It's a birthday party." "They want me to make a cake made of raw fish." "Well, happy birthday!" "[speaking japanese]" "Happy birthday." "Hi!" "Hi!" "What's going on in there?" "What's this?" "Hey, let's get this!" "Hey, guys, guys!" "Get on this!" "We're in public relations." "We're out of camel's milk," "But this is yogurt and 7-up." "Oh..." "Oh..." "Ahhh!" "Gloria!" "Excuse me." "It's fabulous!" "Hi, honey!" "I'm so glad you could come!" "Are you kidding?" "What does "jackpot" mean to you?" "See that little guy over there?" "Go real easy on him" "Because he's a wise man," "Like a swami or guru." "You know what i'm saying?" "Hey, isn't that the nawaf?" "Nawaf!" "Bobbie!" "Charmaine!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "[telephone rings]" "Yeah." "What?" "Where?" "What are you" "Press?" "Make a wish." "Hello!" "Hi." "Isn't this a swell place?" "It is swell." "I used to work here." "I know that." "See that girl there" "Dressed like kind of a chicken?" "An emu, i would imagine." "What about her?" "I used to have to wear that costume a lot" "When i worked here." "It's pretty silly, isn't it?" "You must have looked very beautiful." "More males!" "Ben!" "Thank you for coming." "I want you to come see the emir." "He's here!" "Your majesty, i'd like to introduce you" "To ben granger and jerry jerome." "These are the guys that i live with." "And this is, um..." "His..." "Highness..." "El emir khaled abin abdul majid." "Elabig hamene hamen majid." "A short while ago, the emir and his entourage" "All escorted sunny davis inside the safari club." "They arrived in those limousines." "By the way, the guests continue to arrive," "The kind of guests you wouldn't necessarily... [horns honk]" "¶ i'm so excited ¶" "¶ i just can't hide it ¶" "¶ i'm about to lose control and i think... ¶" "Whoo!" "All right, lou!" "Your friends are having a good time." "Oh, yes." "¶ just can't hide it ¶" "Lou!" "Lou!" "Lou!" "¶ and i think i like it ¶" "Jimmy!" "¶ i'm so excited ¶" "It's jimmy!" "Whoo!" "¶ i know, i know, i know, i know, i know i want you ¶" "Jimmy!" "Great to see you, but not tonight!" "I got a private party over there." "Hey!" "Jimmy!" "Hi, honey!" "I want you to meet somebody!" "Oh, banzai!" "Hi!" "Listen, have you ever met an emir?" "No." "Have you ever met a biker?" "No." "Khaled, jimmy." "Jimmy, khaled." "How do you do?" "How you doing, man?" "Yes." "What?" "I'm on my way." "Whoa!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Oww!" "Oww!" "Hi." "Is it difficult for you to leave all this?" "This?" "Oh, no." "I've made a lot of friends," "We've had good times together," "But a person has to move on." "You could be the mother of kings." "Oh, sure." "Queen sunny, the ex-cocktail waitress." "I'm just lucky i get to meet people like you" "Because of that crazy accident." "There are no accidents." "There is only destiny" "And character." "Destiny brought you, me, and the gunman together." "Your character brought you the rest of the way." "No, i don't think so." "We are more than a waitress and an emir." "We are also man and woman." "I can see that." "You understand what i'm saying?" "Yeah." "You want to date me." "Emirs do not date." "Mr. Hilley, mr." "Hilley" "Mr. Hassler, mr." "Hassler," "What is the white house" "Please, not now!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "What can i get you?" "I like that coat." "He likes my coat!" "Give it to him." "You got it." "Now give me your coat." "Now remember, it's b.Y.O.L." "Bring your own leather." "Whip!" "Whip!" "Whip!" "Whip!" "Whip!" ""beat me, whip me..."" "What do you think of that?" "I love it!" "Press:" "What about sunny davis?" "Mr. Hassler, why is mr." "Ransome here?" "I want an explanation!" "I'm sure it's ok." "What the hell are they doing in there?" "Having a good time, i guess." "What?" "Having a good time?" "Yes." "Follow hilley!" "Follow hilley!" "[police whistles] [sirens]" "Disgusting trash!" "¶ doin' what you want to do ¶" "¶ hey, there ¶" "¶ i love you, suzanne ¶" "¶ do anything you want ¶" "¶ you try to do anything ¶" "¶ you try, try anything ¶" "¶ you do what you got to do ¶" "¶ when you got a girl like suzanne ¶" "¶ hey, babe, hey ¶" "¶ do what you want to do ¶" "¶ the girl i love is suzanne ¶" "What is this place?" "Probably one of those gay arab biker sushi bars." "¶ doin' what you want to do ¶" "¶ i'm going to do what you want me to ¶" "Ouch!" "God!" "That's disgusting!" "¶ do what you want to do, baby ¶" "¶ but i love just suzanne ¶" "¶ i know you're trying and you want more ¶" "¶ you're doing what you can ¶" "¶ you're doing what you want to do ¶" "¶ well, i love just suzanne ¶" "Sunny!" "What in god's name" "Are you doing in this tide of human swill?" "Why you..." "Oh!" "Wait, wait." "What's swill?" "You're under arrest." "Aah!" "¶ well, i love you, suzanne ¶" "¶ well, i love you, suzanne ¶" "Aah!" "¶ i love you, suzanne ¶" "¶ should auld... ¶" "¶ suzanne ¶" "Ahrr!" "¶ hey, you're doing what you want to do ¶" "¶ come on, come on ¶" "¶ you're doing what you want to do ¶" "¶ the lady i love is suzanne ¶" "Rock 'n roll!" "Let's party!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "¶ i love you, suzanne ¶" "Help!" "Aah!" "Listen, listen!" "Hey!" "I know we can work this out" "Just the way the diplomats do." "Help!" "Holos!" "Asteluhu!" "Aah!" "Jiharah!" "Jiharah!" "[siren]" "Wxed action line." "Action, action, line, line..." "Tonight's wxed hot story." "Tonight's hot story is even hotter than usual." "I'm at the club safari" "Where dozens of dignitaries have been arrested." "Among them, the recently almost-assassinated" "Emir of ohtar and protocol's sunny davis," "A former waitress at this downtown hot spot," "Plus high-ranking members of the administration" "Who apparently stopped by to use the phone." "More details as they happen." "This is cheryl greenberg." "[speaking arabic]" "Thank you, mr." "Vice president." "Michael, take them now." "Sunny!" "Sunny davis!" "Sunny, thank you." "It was an unforgettable evening." "We won't keep you much longer, dear." "I'm sorry." "You'll have my resignation" "As soon as i look up how resignations are written." "We have no intention" "Of asking for your resignation." "You don't?" "Certainly not." "There will be tactical problems" "In dealing with tonight's situation." "Let's go into my office." "I think i'll write a letter to the emir." "We'll take care of this matter." "You will not be a part of it." "I won't?" "In a few hours," "The emir will fly back to his country." "We want you to go with him." "You're kidding!" "You are right now" "Our principal social contact" "With the emir." "Our relations with him until now have been ambivalent." "You can change that." "Gee, i don't know." "I've never been outside the united states." "Do you think i could?" "This is a chance for you to perform" "A vital service for your country." "Does this have anything to do" "With that strategic military thing" "Mr. Hilley talked about yesterday?" "Absolutely not." "This has to do with simple trust..." "Trust between us," "Trust between you and the emir." "You'll be treated like royalty." "You'll stay in a lovely palace." "It will be like living in a beautiful dream..." "A beautiful, beautiful dream." "[women ululating]" "Thank you." "Sunny:" "Dear michael," "I don't know when i'll be able to send this letter," "But i wanted you to know how grateful i am" "For helping me out again." "I know you're going to be proud of the job i'm doing." "The people here are certainly friendly," "And they greeted me like i'm a real princess." "I can honestly say" "I'm on a sort of intimate footing" "With some of them already." "Of course i can't understand" "What they are talking about." "I haven't actually been outside the palace yet," "But as soon as possible," "I plan to contact the american ambassador" "For any special instructions." "I think there's some kind of feast tonight." "And then tomorrow we're supposed to go" "On a nice camel ride in the desert." "If there's a diplomatic pouch coming this way," "Gee, i wouldn't mind if you included" "A tuna fish salad sandwich and some lip gloss." "A poem for sunny." "Ah, sunny," "Golden hair like the desert sun." "Eyes the color of the summer sky." "Breasts riper than the ripest pomegranates." "And loins like the royal storehouse" "Bursting with the seed of kings" "Loins that" "Gatva!" "Ladies and gentlemen, i'm happy to announce" "A high-ranking delegation will be traveling to ohtar" "To sign an agreement with the emir" "For a military base in that country." "We're back with tv truth." "Wendy, would you analyze the video tape?" "Hassler starts the press conference" "By announcing that they cut the deal." "So we got our base?" "Yeah, but watch this." "Now he's announcing that a contingent" "Wait." "Listen." "We'll get him to stay for the wedding." "That is some slip." "He had no intention of mentioning the wedding." "He's such a jerk." "What wedding?" "Sunny:" "Dear mrs." "St. John," "They're keeping me real busy here." "I'm experiencing all sorts of exotic fragrances." "Tomorrow i'll see how the ordinary people live," "If i can walk." "Please give my best to mr." "Crowe." "Sincerely, sunny davis." "Ha ha ha ha!" "Cover your hair!" "She's marrying the emir." "He's so famous." "He's in everything-- on tv, in people." "He's cute." "I wish i was her." "She's embarrassed the country," "Marrying that guy." "It's just a thing for the money." "Sunny davis represents the kind of american woman" "We can all be proud of." "She's real, she's honest..." "And she's not going" "To take any crap from anybody." "Gentlemen, here's a list i've made up" "Of places i'd like to visit" "A hospital, a day-care center," "Maybe a farm, an irrigation project," "Something like that." "Also, i'd like to see" "That military base we're building." "Where is it?" "Wait a minute." "Stop." "I've been set up, haven't i?" "Shall we go back?" "I want to talk to you." "Why are you dressed like that?" "Because i'm an american, that's why." "[machine gun fire]" "What were you going to do, make me a part of your harem?" "I don't have a harem." "I have some wives." "Wives?" "You've got some wives?" "Aah!" "Help me!" "Aah!" "You've got some wives?" "You must have billboards all over town!" "Don't you understand?" "They've not been able to give me sons." "This is the 20th century." "Don't you know about chromosomes?" "When my country finds out what you tried to do" "When they find out?" "Get down!" "Aah!" "Why do you think you were sent here?" "I don't believe you." "Americans don't do things like that." "Do we?" "Aah!" "Hurry!" "That way!" "Are you all right?" "Emchee." "Move." "Can you fly this thing?" "I am the chief of the air force." "That's not what i asked." "Tv:" "Revolution in ohtar," "Sparked by the imminent wedding" "Of the emir khaled abin abdul majid" "To american sunny davis." "Rebel forces overthrew their government." "The emir and miss davis have escaped" "And are en route to the united states." "The sudden coup d'etat" "Came as a shock to western observers..." "Just in--according to the state department," "Sunny davis had no knowledge" "Of the emir's wedding plans" "Which were arranged by our government" "Without her consent" "In exchange for a planned military base" "In the emir's country." "We'll have more in a few minutes." "This is inside story." "Tonight's inside story," "Sunny davis-- heroine or hustler?" "She was queen for a day," "And she claims she didn't even know it." "Her presence started a war" "That may affect the world's economy." "Then, rescued from sure death and probable torture," "She learned she was traded for nothing less" "Than the balance of power in the middle east." "Or did she know it?" "Absolutely not." "We goofed." "She didn't know." "Our government was the marriage broker." "We were trading her off for the base." "We duped her." "Now we ought to pay." "Where is ohtar?" "Why should we care?" "This tiny emirate might just pull down" "An american administration" "And send it hurtling into a scandal" "That could only be called..." "Sex, politics." "Politics, sex." "Sunnygate." "Did she or didn't she?" "And if she did," "Did she do it for her country?" "Stay tuned." "Senator norris," "Was sunny davis traded for a military base?" "Was she in on it?" "People want the facts." "I got about 30,000 telegrams and letters" "All asking the same question." "The answer is, we don't know." "I'll say one thing," "It'll be one hell of an investigation." "That i promise you." "Tv:" "Public pressure on the administration" "Continues to mount in the sunnygate affair." "[telephone rings]" "Senator norris has announced hearings" "To discover the truth..." "Yes, sir." "We're watching it now." "Radio:" "What did she know" "About the connection between that military base" "And her engagement to the emir?" "And when?" "Marla gilbert, wxed." "You lied to me." "What we did we felt was for the good of the country." "You lied." "She is saying certain decisions" "And complex decisions on sensitive issues" "Have to be made discreetly." "The welfare of the people" "Wait." "I'm one of the people." "It's important we all pull together" "So when that congressional committee" "Starts its hearing tomorrow" "You'll tell me what to say, right?" "Only if you're comfortable with that." "I don't know what i'll say." "I'll say this." "I can't wait to find out." "We're all in this together." "We--you and i-- represent the president." "I'm sure" "Mrs. St. John, you're a very misguided person." "I don't work for you any longer." "Going back to waiting on tables?" "Goodbye, mrs." "St. John." "Sunny, look." "Let me go, mr." "Hilley." "I'm going to make one last appeal to you" "On behalf of the country." "There are at least 4 people in this room" "Who don't speak for my country" "And you're one of them." "Sunny, were you nothing more than a pawn" "In the ohtar situation?" "How did the protocol department manipulate you?" "Did you encourage it?" "Here she is." "Excuse me, miss davis," "I'd like to know exactly..." "How will you defend yourself in this hearing?" "Is there something you would like to..." "Can you give us a statement?" "Has the president given you any instructions?" "We have no comment at this time." "Hey, there's michael ransome!" "Will you testify for the department?" "Mr. Ransome is no longer with the department." "Have you been fired?" "No, sir." "I resigned." "Over the sunnygate affair?" "Yes." "What happened?" "Just a minute." "I'm an expert on middle eastern affairs." "I was really on my way up in the political racket." "Then, a few weeks ago," "I met this rather extraordinary person" "Who reminded me i had forgotten" "Something real basic, real simple" "That i'd forgotten to say what i think." "So i quit, that's all." "[applauding]" "Sunny, any comment before the hearing?" "Yes." "He owes me a massage." "Do you swear to tell the truth," "The whole truth, and nothing but the truth," "So help you god?" "I do." "State your name, for the record." "Sunny ann davis." "What is your present address?" "1442 "g" street." "And what is your age, please?" "35." "Senator norris." "Sunny, when did you first meet the emir?" "The night i got shot." "No." "I'm sorry." "I didn't meet him then." "It was after they gave me" "The department of protocol job" "And the emir came back." "I see." "And the emir came back for..." "For me." "No." "I meant for how long a period of time." "Just a couple of days." "It was unofficial." "An unofficial visit." "Officially, yes." "And what, to the best of your understanding," "Were your duties with regard to the emir?" "I was supposed to show him a good time." "[pounds gavel]" "A good time?" "Yes." "That's what mr." "Hilley said." "Mr. Hilley told you" "To show the emir a good time." "Actually the exact words were "a very good time."" "And, uh..." "How did you interpret this curious directive?" "I didn't interpret it." "I just did it." "I took the emir and his friends" "To a party at lou fox's safari club" "Where i used to work." "I have to say i feel badly" "About what happened." "It's the first time mrs." "St. John got busted." "[laughter]" "Of course, i could be wrong." "[laughter] [pounds gavel]" "Let's discuss your trip abroad with the emir." "Yes, sir." "Didn't you think it was unusual" "For a person like yourself with no practical expertise" "To be sent on a mission of such importance?" "Yes." "But i figured" "They know what they were doing" "Because they're supposed to be the experts." "The purpose of this hearing" "Is to find who was responsible." "If you give us a name...." "No, sir, i'm sorry." "I can't do that." "You can't?" "Why not?" "Because i'm responsible." "[pounds gavel]" "My dad says" "If you let a guy sell you a diamond ring" "For only 10 cents," "Chances are your ring isn't worth a dime." "I bought the whole mine." "I thought i was getting a free ride" "Or a cheap one." "And i really have to thank them for that." "I mean, the people who sold it to me." "Do you want to know something?" "Before i started working for the government," "I'd never read the constitution." "I didn't know how things worked." "I didn't read the newspaper," "Except to look up my horoscope." "And i never read" "The declaration of independence." "But i know they had," "The ones we're talking about" "The experts" "They all read it and forgot what it's about." "It's about "we the people," and that's me." "I'm "we the people."" "You're "we the people"..." "And all of us, we're all "we the people."" "So when they sell me that 10-cent diamond," "Or down the river, or to some guy wearing medals," "That means they're selling all of us" "All of "we the people."" "And when they" "I mean, when you guys spend another pile of money" "And when you sell those guns, tanks, and planes," "And every time you invite" "Another foreign big shot to the white house" "And hug and kiss and give them presents," "It affects "we the people's" lives." "So if we don't" "If i don't know what you're up to" "And i don't holler and scream" "When you're doing it wrong," "And if i mind my own business" "And don't vote or care," "Then i get what i deserve." "Now that i'm sunny davis, private citizen, again," "You'll have to watch out for me, 'cause i'll be watching" "All of you like a hawk." "[cheering]" "I'm sure the good sense of the american people" "Will allow them to distinguish between" "A few trivial and unsupported allegations" "There she is!" "Sunny!" "Aah!" "Oh." "Oh." "Get off of me, you twit!" "How'd i do?" "Great." "Really?" "Of course." "It's the new me." "I say what i think." "That's nice, michael." "That's really nice." "Know what else?" "What?" "If you ever run for office," "I should manage your campaign." "Are you kidding?" "You're running for office?" "Run for president!" "Sunny davis for president!" "Wait a minute!" "Wait a minute!" "Wait a minute, please, everybody." "Thank you very much," "But it's really not my style." "Hey, sunny, what about congress?" "What about running for congress, sunny?" "The polls have been closed for about 10 minutes" "Here in diamond junction, oregon," "And it is still impossible to pick a winner." "Some people are calling tonight's contest" "One of the closest races in congressional history." "Both candidates gained early" "The candidate is coming to the podium." "This is sure to be no concession." "[cheering]" "Sunny!" "Sunny!" "Sunny!" "Sunny!" "Sunny!" "Sunny!" "Sunny!" "Sunny!" "Sunny!" "Listen, i just want to say a couple of things." "First, this is not a victory speech" "Because we haven't won..." "Yet." "[cheering]" "Also, it's late so i want to take this chance..." "Anchor:" "Incidentally, tonight's election coverage" "Was brought to you by schmitter's," "For all your hardware needs." "Corner of main and superior." "No matter what happens," "We're going to go on together," "You and me," "And this country's best campaign manager," "My husband, michael!" "And, of course, my very good friend" "And the best baby-sitter" "A working woman could ever wish for," "My very good friend, al kabeer!" "[cheering]" "I have a phone call" "That some of you may want to hear." "Who is it?" "Hello?" "What?" "We won!" "[cheering]" "We won!" "We won!" "Captioning made possible by warner bros."