"[ STATIC CRACKLING ] [BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ SIGHING ]" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] [ SIGHING ] SUE " " SUE SHELLS SEA-SELLS" "[ SIGHING ] SUE " " SUE SHELLS SEA-SELLS BY THE SHE-SHORE." "SUE " " SUE SHELLS SEA-SELLS BY THE SHE-SHORE." "TOY BOAT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT," "BY THE SHE-SHORE." "TOY BOAT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT," "TOY BOAT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT." "TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT." "UNIQUE NEW YORK," "TOY BOYT." "UNIQUE NEW YORK, NEW-IQUE NEW YORK," "UNIQUE NEW YORK, NEW-IQUE NEW YORK, NEW YORK, NEW-IQUE 'NIQUE NORK." "NEW-IQUE NEW YORK, NEW YORK, NEW-IQUE 'NIQUE NORK." "[ THUMPING ]" "NEW YORK, NEW-IQUE 'NIQUE NORK." "[ THUMPING ] MY CROTCH FELL." "[ THUMPING ] MY CROTCH FELL." "[ CLATTERING ]" "MY CROTCH FELL." "[ CLATTERING ] KNOCKED OVER THE CROTCH." "[ CLATTERING ] KNOCKED OVER THE CROTCH." "I SHOULD MOVE THIS." "KNOCKED OVER THE CROTCH." "I SHOULD MOVE THIS." "PETUNIA." "PETUNIA." "I SHOULD MOVE THIS." "PETUNIA." "PETUNIA." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "PETUNIA." "PETUNIA." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] HEY." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] HEY." "IT'S ME, TOM SLANSKY, ON WHAT" "HEY." "IT'S ME, TOM SLANSKY, ON WHAT COULD TURN OUT TO THE BE THE" "IT'S ME, TOM SLANSKY, ON WHAT COULD TURN OUT TO THE BE THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE." "COULD TURN OUT TO THE BE THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE." ""WHY?" YOU ASK." ""WHY?" YOU ASK." "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF..." "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF..." "[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]D OF VAMPIRES?" ""NO, NO, TOM." ""NO, NO, TOM." "THEY'RE FAKE, THE THINGS OF" "THEY'RE FAKE, THE THINGS OF FAIRY TALES."" "FAIRY TALES." [BLEEP] YOU, OKAY?" "SORRY, MOM, FOR THE "[BLEEP]" A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME " " I'M A" "A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME " " I'M A SOPHOMORE AT HAWTHORNE COLLEGE." "SOPHOMORE AT HAWTHORNE COLLEGE." "I'M MAJORING IN PHOTOGRAPHY." "I'M MAJORING IN PHOTOGRAPHY." "UH, MY FAVORITE THING TO SHOOT" "UH, MY FAVORITE THING TO SHOOT IS THE FEMALE FORM." "IS THE FEMALE FORM." "BUT THIS STORY'S NOT ABOUT ME " "BUT THIS STORY'S NOT ABOUT ME -- THIS IS ABOUT DR. G, THE..." "AND GUESS WHAT " " HE'S A VAMPIRE." "VAMPIRE." "[ BLADE UNSHEATHES ]" "[ BLADE UNSHEATHES ] "OH, A VAMPIRE THAT TEACHES" ""OH, A VAMPIRE THAT TEACHES HISTORY " " THAT'S" "HISTORY " " THAT'S COUNTERINTUITIVE."" "COUNTERINTUITIVE." [BLEEP] YOU AGAIN, MAN." "[BLEEP] YOU AGAIN, MAN." "ONCE UPON A TIME, DR. G FELL IN" "ONCE UPON A TIME, DR. G FELL IN LOVE..." "LOVE..." "[ CHOIR VOCALIZING ]" "[ CHOIR VOCALIZING ] ...WITH A HUMAN NAMED MARY." "GET A CHAMBER!" "[ Chuckling ] NO." "[ Chuckling ] NO." "BUT THEN, THIS ONE TIME IN" "BUT THEN, THIS ONE TIME IN MARY'S BEDCHAMBER, THEY WERE IN" "MARY'S BEDCHAMBER, THEY WERE IN THERE, AND IT WAS GETTING LATE," "THERE, AND IT WAS GETTING LATE, BUT THEY DIDN'T CARE, AND THEY" "BUT THEY DIDN'T CARE, AND THEY WERE ALL OVER EACH OTHER." "WERE ALL OVER EACH OTHER." "AND THEN THE SUN WENT DOWN, AND" "AND THEN THE SUN WENT DOWN, AND HE BIT HER." "HE BIT HER." "[ SQUELCHES ]" "[ SQUELCHES ] AAH!" "AAH!" "HEKILLEDTHELOVEOFHIS" "HEKILLEDTHELOVEOFHIS LIFE." "LIFE." "[ THUNDER CRASHING ]" "[ THUNDER CRASHING ] EVERYONE WAS PISSED." "EVERYONE WAS PISSED." "HER FAMILY DIDN'T EVEN LET HIM" "HER FAMILY DIDN'T EVEN LET HIM COME TO THE FUNERAL..." "COME TO THE FUNERAL..." "JUST 'CAUSE HE KILLED HER." "JUST 'CAUSE HE KILLED HER." "GOOD THING HE'S A GENIUS AND" "GOOD THING HE'S A GENIUS AND DRESSED UP LIKE FRIAR TUCK AND" "DRESSED UP LIKE FRIAR TUCK AND SNUCK IN TO SEE HER." "SNUCK IN TO SEE HER." "[ WOMAN VOCALIZING ]" "THIEF!" "GRETZKY!" "INEVERMEANTTOHURT HER." "INEVERMEANTTOHURT HER." "THEDEVILHIMSELFDISGUISED" "THEDEVILHIMSELFDISGUISED AS A MAN OF THE CLOTH." "AS A MAN OF THE CLOTH." "DON'TBEAFOOL,GREGOR." "DON'TBEAFOOL,GREGOR." "[GASPS]" "[GASPS] OHH!" "OHH!" "YOU'LL ROT IN HELL," "YOU'LL ROT IN HELL, WAYNE GRETZKY." "WAYNE GRETZKY." "YOU'LL ROT IN HELL!" "YOU'LL ROT IN HELL!" "[ CHOKES ]" "[ CHOKES ] I'MALREADYTHERE." "I'MALREADYTHERE." "HEJUSTKICKEDGREGOR'SASS," "HEJUSTKICKEDGREGOR'SASS,  BUT DID YOU NOTICE THAT HIS" "BUT DID YOU NOTICE THAT HIS TEETH DIDN'T GROW?" "TEETH DIDN'T GROW?" "EVER SINCE MARY DIED, HIS TEETH" "EVER SINCE MARY DIED, HIS TEETH WENT LIMP." "WENT LIMP." "[ BELL TOLLING ]" "[ BELL TOLLING ] [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING IN" "[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING IN DISTANCE ]" "DISTANCE ] GOODBYE,MARY." "GOODBYE,MARY." "SO,FORTHELAST300YEARS ," "SO,FORTHELAST300YEARS , DR. G HAS BEEN WANDERING THE" "DR. G HAS BEEN WANDERING THE EARTH WITH HIS FLACCID FANGS," "EARTH WITH HIS FLACCID FANGS, SURVIVING ON NOTHING MORE" "SURVIVING ON NOTHING MORE THAN ANIMAL BLOOD " "THAN ANIMAL BLOOD -- THAT IS, UNTIL A FEW MONTHS AGO." "THAT IS, UNTIL A FEW MONTHS AGO." "[ THUNDER CRASHING ]" "[ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ WOMAN VOCALIZING ]" "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ GOAT BLEATS ] YOUKNOW,VAMPIREIMPOTENCE" "[ GOAT BLEATS ] YOUKNOW,VAMPIREIMPOTENCE IS JUST ANOTHER FACET OF HUMAN" "YOUKNOW,VAMPIREIMPOTENCE IS JUST ANOTHER FACET OF HUMAN IMPOTENCE." "IS JUST ANOTHER FACET OF HUMAN IMPOTENCE." "IAMNOTIMPOTENT." "IMPOTENCE." "IAMNOTIMPOTENT." "YOURTEETHWON'TGROW." "IAMNOTIMPOTENT." "YOURTEETHWON'TGROW." "WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?" "YOURTEETHWON'TGROW." "WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?" "I JUST THINK THE COMPARISON MAY" "WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?" "I JUST THINK THE COMPARISON MAY BE USEFUL." "I JUST THINK THE COMPARISON MAY BE USEFUL." "WELL,INWHATWAY ?" "BE USEFUL." "WELL,INWHATWAY ?" "WELL,YOURIMPOTENCEBEGAN" "WELL,INWHATWAY ?" "WELL,YOURIMPOTENCEBEGAN WHEN YOU KILLED THE LOVE OF YOUR" "WELL,YOURIMPOTENCEBEGAN WHEN YOU KILLED THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE." "WHEN YOU KILLED THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE." "SORRY,HERMAN." "LIFE." "SORRY,HERMAN." "[ BLADE SLICES ]" "SORRY,HERMAN." "[ BLADE SLICES ] [ GOAT BLEATS ]" "[ BLADE SLICES ] [ GOAT BLEATS ] OOH." "BLEEDER." "[ GOAT BLEATS ] OOH." "BLEEDER." "SAY "HELLO" TO MARY." "OOH." "BLEEDER." "SAY "HELLO" TO MARY." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "SAY "HELLO" TO MARY." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] NO,IT'SNOTUNCOMMONFORA" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] NO,IT'SNOTUNCOMMONFORA  MURDERER TO BECOME IMPOTENT..." "NO,IT'SNOTUNCOMMONFORA  MURDERER TO BECOME IMPOTENT..." "BECAUSE IT'S USUALLY " "MURDERER TO BECOME IMPOTENT..." "BECAUSE IT'S USUALLY -- [ SIGHS ]" "BECAUSE IT'S USUALLY -- [ SIGHS ] MY GOD." "[ SIGHS ] MY GOD." "WHAT IS UP YOUR BUTT, WAYNE?" "MY GOD." "WHAT IS UP YOUR BUTT, WAYNE?" "YOUKNOW,MAYBETHISWHOLE" "WHAT IS UP YOUR BUTT, WAYNE?" "YOUKNOW,MAYBETHISWHOLE THING WOULD WORK BETTER IF WE" "YOUKNOW,MAYBETHISWHOLE THING WOULD WORK BETTER IF WE WERE JUST FRIENDS." "THING WOULD WORK BETTER IF WE WERE JUST FRIENDS." "BETTERFORWHO?" "WERE JUST FRIENDS." "BETTERFORWHO?" "[ SCOFFS ] NOT FOR YOU " "BETTERFORWHO?" "[ SCOFFS ] NOT FOR YOU -- YOU NEED HELP, MY FRIEND." "[ SCOFFS ] NOT FOR YOU -- YOU NEED HELP, MY FRIEND." "IKNOW,BUTNOONEHAS" "YOU NEED HELP, MY FRIEND." "IKNOW,BUTNOONEHAS EXPERIENCE WITH THIS STUFF." "IKNOW,BUTNOONEHAS EXPERIENCE WITH THIS STUFF." "IHAVEEXPERIENCEWITH" "EXPERIENCE WITH THIS STUFF." "IHAVEEXPERIENCEWITH PEOPLE, AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A" "IHAVEEXPERIENCEWITH PEOPLE, AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A PERSON TO ME." "PEOPLE, AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A PERSON TO ME." "ONLY, IF I DO MY JOB RIGHT," "PERSON TO ME." "ONLY, IF I DO MY JOB RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU LOOKING" "ONLY, IF I DO MY JOB RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU LOOKING MORE LIKE A DEMON." "WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU LOOKING MORE LIKE A DEMON." "WEDON'TLOOKLIKEDEMONS." "MORE LIKE A DEMON." "WEDON'TLOOKLIKEDEMONS." "ON" BUFFY,"YOUDO ." "WEDON'TLOOKLIKEDEMONS." "ON" BUFFY,"YOUDO ." "INREALLIFE,WEDON'T." "ON" BUFFY,"YOUDO ." "INREALLIFE,WEDON'T." "WELL[ SIGHS]I 'MSTILL" "INREALLIFE,WEDON'T." "WELL[ SIGHS]I 'MSTILL LEARNING." "WELL[ SIGHS]I 'MSTILL LEARNING." "THERE'S NOT A LOT OF HARD" "LEARNING." "THERE'S NOT A LOT OF HARD EVIDENCE ON YOUR BREED." "THERE'S NOT A LOT OF HARD EVIDENCE ON YOUR BREED." "THE ONLY REFERENCE I HAVE IS POP" "EVIDENCE ON YOUR BREED." "THE ONLY REFERENCE I HAVE IS POP CULTURE, OKAY?" "THE ONLY REFERENCE I HAVE IS POP CULTURE, OKAY?" "BUT, IN ANY CASE, I'M, UH, I'M" "CULTURE, OKAY?" "BUT, IN ANY CASE, I'M, UH, I'M GLAD YOU TRUST ME." "BUT, IN ANY CASE, I'M, UH, I'M GLAD YOU TRUST ME." "IAM,TOO." "GLAD YOU TRUST ME." "IAM,TOO." "[ SAY HI'S "SWEET SWEET" "IAM,TOO." "[ SAY HI'S "SWEET SWEET HEARTKILLER" PLAYS ]" "SO,WHO'SCHRIS'ADVISOR?" "DR.LEVINE,ITHINK." "BUTHESMELLSLIKEHOMEMADE" "DR.LEVINE,ITHINK." "BUTHESMELLSLIKEHOMEMADE BREAD." "BUTHESMELLSLIKEHOMEMADE BREAD." "UGH!" "BREAD." "UGH!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "UGH!" "[ LAUGHTER ] LOOK,WECAUGHTA" "[ LAUGHTER ] LOOK,WECAUGHTA LARGEMOUTH ASS." "LOOK,WECAUGHTA LARGEMOUTH ASS." "OHH!" "LARGEMOUTH ASS." "OHH!" "MORELIKEALARGEMOUTHDICK ." "OHH!" "MORELIKEALARGEMOUTHDICK ." "WHAT?" "MORELIKEALARGEMOUTHDICK ." "WHAT?" "[SPITS]" "WHAT?" "[SPITS] FRED,WHERE'SYOUR" "[SPITS] FRED,WHERE'SYOUR GIRLFRIEND?" "FRED,WHERE'SYOUR GIRLFRIEND?" "SHE'SNOTMY GIRLFRIEND." "GIRLFRIEND?" "SHE'SNOTMY GIRLFRIEND." "JUSTADMIT" " SHEDOESN'T" "SHE'SNOTMY GIRLFRIEND." "JUSTADMIT" " SHEDOESN'T EXIST." "JUSTADMIT" " SHEDOESN'T EXIST." "AND WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN, YOU" "EXIST." "AND WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN, YOU GUYS GET GAY." "AND WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN, YOU GUYS GET GAY." "[ LAUGHS ]" "GUYS GET GAY." "[ LAUGHS ] JUSTADMITTHATYOU SMELL" "[ LAUGHS ] JUSTADMITTHATYOU SMELL LIKE SHIT A-ALL DAY LONG." "JUSTADMITTHATYOU SMELL LIKE SHIT A-ALL DAY LONG." "WHAT?" "LIKE SHIT A-ALL DAY LONG." "WHAT?" "♪GHOST-PENNINGSONGS" "WHAT?" "♪GHOST-PENNINGSONGS FOR BIG-HAIR ARISTOCRATS ♪" "♪GHOST-PENNINGSONGS FOR BIG-HAIR ARISTOCRATS ♪ ♪ NOW SHE LIES IN A PLUSH," "FOR BIG-HAIR ARISTOCRATS ♪ ♪ NOW SHE LIES IN A PLUSH, VELVET BED ♪" "♪ NOW SHE LIES IN A PLUSH, VELVET BED ♪ ♪ SHAPED LIKE A COFFIN" "VELVET BED ♪ ♪ SHAPED LIKE A COFFIN AND FILLED WITH BATS ♪" "♪ SHAPED LIKE A COFFIN AND FILLED WITH BATS ♪ ITHINKI'MJUSTGONNAWAIT" "AND FILLED WITH BATS ♪ ITHINKI'MJUSTGONNAWAIT IN THE CAR." "ITHINKI'MJUSTGONNAWAIT IN THE CAR." "♪I 'MSMITTENAND..." "IN THE CAR." "♪I 'MSMITTENAND..." "I'MSORRY." "♪I 'MSMITTENAND..." "I'MSORRY." "I FORGOT MY HAT." "I'MSORRY." "I FORGOT MY HAT." "OH,YOU'RESUCHABITCH!" "I FORGOT MY HAT." "OH,YOU'RESUCHABITCH!" "CHRIS." "OH,YOU'RESUCHABITCH!" "CHRIS." "NO,TED." "CHRIS." "NO,TED." "♪NIGHTBLOOMING" "NO,TED." "♪NIGHTBLOOMING ♪ AND SHE BITES THROUGH" "♪NIGHTBLOOMING ♪ AND SHE BITES THROUGH NECKS... ♪" "♪ AND SHE BITES THROUGH NECKS... ♪ SHE'SRIGHT." "NECKS... ♪ SHE'SRIGHT." "♪..." "LIKEGINSU" "SHE'SRIGHT." "♪..." "LIKEGINSU ♪ A SWEET, SWEET HEARTKILLER" "♪..." "LIKEGINSU ♪ A SWEET, SWEET HEARTKILLER NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "♪ A SWEET, SWEET HEARTKILLER NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "THERE'S " " THERE'S NOTHING WRONG" "NO,NO,NO ,NO ." "THERE'S " " THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A FRESHMAN BEING" "THERE'S " " THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A FRESHMAN BEING UNDECLARED." "WITH A FRESHMAN BEING UNDECLARED." "IT'S DIFFICULT TO KNOW WHAT YOU" "UNDECLARED." "IT'S DIFFICULT TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE REST OF YOUR" "IT'S DIFFICULT TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU'RE ONLY 18." "WANT TO DO WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU'RE ONLY 18." "I'M19." "LIFE WHEN YOU'RE ONLY 18." "I'M19." "OH." "WEREYOUHELDBACK ?" "I'M19." "OH." "WEREYOUHELDBACK ?" "WHAT'STHATSUPPOSEDTOMEAN ?" "OH." "WEREYOUHELDBACK ?" "WHAT'STHATSUPPOSEDTOMEAN ?" "WHYWOULDYOUSAY THAT?" "WHAT'STHATSUPPOSEDTOMEAN ?" "WHYWOULDYOUSAY THAT?" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "WHYWOULDYOUSAY THAT?" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] [SIGHS]YES ?" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] [SIGHS]YES ?" "AH, SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE." "[SIGHS]YES ?" "AH, SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE." "SPEAK OF THE DEVIL." "AH, SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE." "SPEAK OF THE DEVIL." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "SPEAK OF THE DEVIL." "[ CHUCKLES ] HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE." "[ CHUCKLES ] HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE." "UM, I'VE BEEN READING" "HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE." "UM, I'VE BEEN READING "TWILIGHT."" "UM, I'VE BEEN READING "TWILIGHT." ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS" ""TWILIGHT." ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS VAMPIRES." "ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS VAMPIRES." "THAT WAS NOT " " GRETZKY'S, UH " "VAMPIRES." "THAT WAS NOT " " GRETZKY'S, UH -- HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE." "THAT WAS NOT " " GRETZKY'S, UH -- HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE." "HE'S A HELL OF A HISTORY" "HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE." "HE'S A HELL OF A HISTORY TEACHER." "HE'S A HELL OF A HISTORY TEACHER." "HESEEMEDABIT SCARED." "TEACHER." "HESEEMEDABIT SCARED." "HEWAS..." "HESEEMEDABIT SCARED." "HEWAS..." "BUT IN A GOOD WAY." "HEWAS..." "BUT IN A GOOD WAY." "THE STUDENTS JUST LOVE HIM." "BUT IN A GOOD WAY." "THE STUDENTS JUST LOVE HIM." "UH, APPARENTLY THOSE VAMPIRES" "THE STUDENTS JUST LOVE HIM." "UH, APPARENTLY THOSE VAMPIRES CAN HAVE SEX ALL NIGHT LONG." "UH, APPARENTLY THOSE VAMPIRES CAN HAVE SEX ALL NIGHT LONG." "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT EDWARD," "CAN HAVE SEX ALL NIGHT LONG." "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT EDWARD, HMM?" "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT EDWARD, HMM?" "IDON'TREADTHATSHIT ." "HMM?" "IDON'TREADTHATSHIT ." "CHRIS,PLEASE." "IDON'TREADTHATSHIT ." "CHRIS,PLEASE." "WHAT,DAD?" "CHRIS,PLEASE." "WHAT,DAD?" "THIS IS COLLEGE." "WHAT,DAD?" "THIS IS COLLEGE." "YOU CAN SAY "SHIT" HERE." "THIS IS COLLEGE." "YOU CAN SAY "SHIT" HERE." "THAT'SRIGHT,TED." "YOU CAN SAY "SHIT" HERE." "THAT'SRIGHT,TED." "SOME OF OUR PROFESSORS USE THE" "THAT'SRIGHT,TED." "SOME OF OUR PROFESSORS USE THE WORD "SHIT" IN THEIR LECTURES." "SOME OF OUR PROFESSORS USE THE WORD "SHIT" IN THEIR LECTURES." "WELL,THEYSHOULDN'T." "YOU'RERIGHT" " THEY SHOULDN'T." "I'LL LOOK INTO THAT." "SHOULDN'T." "I'LL LOOK INTO THAT." "ENOUGH SAID." "I'LL LOOK INTO THAT." "ENOUGH SAID." "[ SIGHS ]" "ENOUGH SAID." "[ SIGHS ] IJUSTTHINKYOU SHOULD" "[ SIGHS ] IJUSTTHINKYOU SHOULD LOOSEN UP A LITTLE BIT, DAD." "IJUSTTHINKYOU SHOULD LOOSEN UP A LITTLE BIT, DAD." "IT'SJUST" " IT 'STHE" "LOOSEN UP A LITTLE BIT, DAD." "IT'SJUST" " IT 'STHE LANGUAGE." "IT'SJUST" " IT 'STHE LANGUAGE." "IKNOW,BUTIT'SCOLLEGE," "LANGUAGE." "IKNOW,BUTIT'SCOLLEGE, DAD " " COLLEGE." "IKNOW,BUTIT'SCOLLEGE, DAD " " COLLEGE." "UH." "DAD " " COLLEGE." "UH." "FRED!" "UH." "FRED!" "[Chuckling]HEY ,HEY ," "FRED!" "[Chuckling]HEY ,HEY , CHRIS." "[Chuckling]HEY ,HEY , CHRIS." "HEY,HEY!" "CHRIS." "HEY,HEY!" "HI." "HEY,HEY!" "HI." "HI!" "HI." "HI!" "BEAUTIFUL." "HI!" "BEAUTIFUL." "HEY,I LIKEYOURHAIR." "BEAUTIFUL." "HEY,I LIKEYOURHAIR." "ICUTIT ." "HEY,I LIKEYOURHAIR." "ICUTIT ." "YEAH,ITLOOKSGOOD." "ICUTIT ." "YEAH,ITLOOKSGOOD." "NOTGOODENOUGH." "YEAH,ITLOOKSGOOD." "NOTGOODENOUGH." "UH,MR.KELLER." "NOTGOODENOUGH." "UH,MR.KELLER." "FRED,PLEASE." "UH,MR.KELLER." "FRED,PLEASE." "SORRY" "TED." "FRED,PLEASE." "SORRY" "TED." "UH, GUYS, UH, THIS IS CHRIS AND" "SORRY" "TED." "UH, GUYS, UH, THIS IS CHRIS AND HER FATHER, TED." "UH, GUYS, UH, THIS IS CHRIS AND HER FATHER, TED." "UH, THESE ARE MY FRATERNITY" "HER FATHER, TED." "UH, THESE ARE MY FRATERNITY BROTHERS." "UH, THESE ARE MY FRATERNITY BROTHERS." "THIS IS JARED." "BROTHERS." "THIS IS JARED." "BOOM." "THIS IS JARED." "BOOM." "ANDTHISIS KYLE..." "BOOM." "ANDTHISIS KYLE..." "HEY." "ANDTHISIS KYLE..." "HEY." "KNUCKLES." "HEY." "KNUCKLES." "...ANDTOM." "KNUCKLES." "...ANDTOM." "HEY." "...ANDTOM." "HEY." "[SMOOCHES]" "HEY." "[SMOOCHES] WOW." "GREATTO MEETYOU GUYS," "[SMOOCHES] WOW." "GREATTO MEETYOU GUYS, REALLY." "WOW." "GREATTO MEETYOU GUYS, REALLY." "UH, I GOT TO GO, HONEY, SO..." "REALLY." "UH, I GOT TO GO, HONEY, SO..." "OKAY." "MWAH!" "UH, I GOT TO GO, HONEY, SO..." "OKAY." "MWAH!" "MWAH!" "OKAY." "MWAH!" "MWAH!" "MM!" "MWAH!" "MM!" "FRED,TAKECAREOFMYLITTLE" "MM!" "FRED,TAKECAREOFMYLITTLE GIRL, OKAY?" "FRED,TAKECAREOFMYLITTLE GIRL, OKAY?" "IWILLDO HER." "GIRL, OKAY?" "IWILLDO HER." "UH, I'LL " " I-I-I WILL DO IT." "IWILLDO HER." "UH, I'LL " " I-I-I WILL DO IT." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "UH, I'LL " " I-I-I WILL DO IT." "[ LAUGHTER ] I'LL TAKE " " I'LL TAKE CARE OF" "[ LAUGHTER ] I'LL TAKE " " I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER." "I'LL TAKE " " I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER." "SO,CHRIS,AREYOU PLEDGING" "HER." "SO,CHRIS,AREYOU PLEDGING WITH ANYONE?" "SO,CHRIS,AREYOU PLEDGING WITH ANYONE?" "YEAH,WITH,UH ," "WITH ANYONE?" "YEAH,WITH,UH , KAPPA OMICRON." "YEAH,WITH,UH , KAPPA OMICRON." "KAPPAO 'sARETHEBIGGEST" "KAPPA OMICRON." "KAPPAO 'sARETHEBIGGEST HOS!" "KAPPAO 'sARETHEBIGGEST HOS!" "UNH!" "HOS!" "UNH!" "UNH!" "UNH!" "UNH!" "WELL,WHICHONESARE YOU GUYS" "UNH!" "WELL,WHICHONESARE YOU GUYS IN, AGAIN?" "WELL,WHICHONESARE YOU GUYS IN, AGAIN?" "WE'RESTDs." "IN, AGAIN?" "WE'RESTDs." "STDs,GONNAGIVEYOU THE" "WE'RESTDs." "STDs,GONNAGIVEYOU THE  DISEASE." "STDs,GONNAGIVEYOU THE  DISEASE." "WE'RESIGMATAUDELTA." "DISEASE." "WE'RESIGMATAUDELTA." "HEY,IT'STHEGREATONE." "WE'RESIGMATAUDELTA." "HEY,IT'STHEGREATONE." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "HEY,IT'STHEGREATONE." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] WHYDOESHE HAVEANUMBRELLA?" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] WHYDOESHE HAVEANUMBRELLA?" "HE'SGOTASKINDISEASE,AND" "WHYDOESHE HAVEANUMBRELLA?" "HE'SGOTASKINDISEASE,AND HE'S COOL AS SHIT." "HE'SGOTASKINDISEASE,AND HE'S COOL AS SHIT." "THAT'SDR.GRETZKY." "HE'S COOL AS SHIT." "THAT'SDR.GRETZKY." "OH,THAT'SHIM?" "THAT'SDR.GRETZKY." "OH,THAT'SHIM?" "YEAH,HETEACHESHISTORY." "OH,THAT'SHIM?" "YEAH,HETEACHESHISTORY." "REMEMBER, I TRIED TO GET YOU TO" "YEAH,HETEACHESHISTORY." "REMEMBER, I TRIED TO GET YOU TO TAKE THAT CLASS?" "REMEMBER, I TRIED TO GET YOU TO TAKE THAT CLASS?" "YEAH." "TAKE THAT CLASS?" "YEAH." "YEAH, YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH, YEAH." "I-I MEAN, I GUESS I'LL ADD IT." "YEAH, YEAH." "I-I MEAN, I GUESS I'LL ADD IT." "YEAH, MY ADVISOR SAID EVERYBODY" "I-I MEAN, I GUESS I'LL ADD IT." "YEAH, MY ADVISOR SAID EVERYBODY LOVES HIM." "YEAH, MY ADVISOR SAID EVERYBODY LOVES HIM." "HE'SAWESOME." "LOVES HIM." "HE'SAWESOME." "YOURADVISORTALKEDABOUT" "HE'SAWESOME." "YOURADVISORTALKEDABOUT HIM?" "YOURADVISORTALKEDABOUT HIM?" "YEAH,YOUKNOW,HEWALKED" "HIM?" "YEAH,YOUKNOW,HEWALKED INTO MY ADVISOR'S OFFICE, AND HE" "YEAH,YOUKNOW,HEWALKED INTO MY ADVISOR'S OFFICE, AND HE GOES, "SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE."" "INTO MY ADVISOR'S OFFICE, AND HE GOES, "SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE." "SPEAKOFTHEVAMPIRE"?" "GOES, "SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE." "SPEAKOFTHEVAMPIRE"?" "[ WOMAN VOCALIZES ]" ""SPEAKOFTHEVAMPIRE"?" "[ WOMAN VOCALIZES ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "[ WOMAN VOCALIZES ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] THISISHISTORY205 ." "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] THISISHISTORY205 ." "I'M YOUR PROFESSOR, DR. GRETZKY." "THISISHISTORY205 ." "I'M YOUR PROFESSOR, DR. GRETZKY." "WHO'S HERE TO ADD THE CLASS?" "I'M YOUR PROFESSOR, DR. GRETZKY." "WHO'S HERE TO ADD THE CLASS?" "I MUST BE POPULAR." "WHO'S HERE TO ADD THE CLASS?" "I MUST BE POPULAR." "PROFESSORGRETZKY,I'MSURE" "I MUST BE POPULAR." "PROFESSORGRETZKY,I'MSURE YOU GET THIS ALL THE TIME, BUT" "PROFESSORGRETZKY,I'MSURE YOU GET THIS ALL THE TIME, BUT WERE YOU NAMED AFTER" "YOU GET THIS ALL THE TIME, BUT WERE YOU NAMED AFTER WAYNE GRETZKY?" "WERE YOU NAMED AFTER WAYNE GRETZKY?" "IWASNAMEDWAYNEGRETZKY" "WAYNE GRETZKY?" "IWASNAMEDWAYNEGRETZKY LONG BEFORE WAYNE GRETZKY WAS" "IWASNAMEDWAYNEGRETZKY LONG BEFORE WAYNE GRETZKY WAS NAMED WAYNE GRETZKY." "LONG BEFORE WAYNE GRETZKY WAS NAMED WAYNE GRETZKY." "I'MPRETTYSUREHE'SOLDER" "NAMED WAYNE GRETZKY." "I'MPRETTYSUREHE'SOLDER THAN YOU." "I'MPRETTYSUREHE'SOLDER THAN YOU." "HE'S LIKE 50." "THAN YOU." "HE'S LIKE 50." "I'MNOTNAMEDAFTERHIM." "HE'S LIKE 50." "I'MNOTNAMEDAFTERHIM." "HE WISHES." "I'MNOTNAMEDAFTERHIM." "HE WISHES." "WAYNE GRETZKY WASN'T EVEN IN THE" "HE WISHES." "WAYNE GRETZKY WASN'T EVEN IN THE NHL WHEN I WAS BORN." "WAYNE GRETZKY WASN'T EVEN IN THE NHL WHEN I WAS BORN." "HASN'TANYONEEVERHEARDOFA" "NHL WHEN I WAS BORN." "HASN'TANYONEEVERHEARDOFA COINCIDENCE?" "!" "HASN'TANYONEEVERHEARDOFA COINCIDENCE?" "!" "IT'SOKAY,TOM." "COINCIDENCE?" "!" "IT'SOKAY,TOM." "SORRY,DR.G." "IT'SOKAY,TOM." "SORRY,DR.G.  IT'SALLRIGHT." "SORRY,DR.G.  IT'SALLRIGHT." "WE'RE GOING TO COVER" "IT'SALLRIGHT." "WE'RE GOING TO COVER COINCIDENCES IN HISTORY." "WE'RE GOING TO COVER COINCIDENCES IN HISTORY." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "COINCIDENCES IN HISTORY." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] YOUKNOW,YOUREALLYUPSET" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] YOUKNOW,YOUREALLYUPSET YOUR DAUGHTER TODAY." "YOUKNOW,YOUREALLYUPSET YOUR DAUGHTER TODAY." "I'MNOTGONNACHANGEMY" "YOUR DAUGHTER TODAY." "I'MNOTGONNACHANGEMY BELIEFS JUST BECAUSE IT'S HER" "I'MNOTGONNACHANGEMY BELIEFS JUST BECAUSE IT'S HER FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE." "BELIEFS JUST BECAUSE IT'S HER FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE." "YOUKNOW,I'VEBEENMEANING" "FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE." "YOUKNOW,I'VEBEENMEANING TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT." "YOUKNOW,I'VEBEENMEANING TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT." "YOU KNOW RON FROM WHOLE FOODS " "TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT." "YOU KNOW RON FROM WHOLE FOODS -- WELL, HE GREW UP AMISH, AND HE" "YOU KNOW RON FROM WHOLE FOODS -- WELL, HE GREW UP AMISH, AND HE SAID THE AMISH HAVE NO PROBLEM" "WELL, HE GREW UP AMISH, AND HE SAID THE AMISH HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH BEING OUT IN THE SUN." "SAID THE AMISH HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH BEING OUT IN THE SUN." "AND HE HAS MIRRORS IN HIS HOUSE." "WITH BEING OUT IN THE SUN." "AND HE HAS MIRRORS IN HIS HOUSE." "YEAH,WELL,WE DON'TLIKE" "AND HE HAS MIRRORS IN HIS HOUSE." "YEAH,WELL,WE DON'TLIKE BEING PHOTOGRAPHED." "YEAH,WELL,WE DON'TLIKE BEING PHOTOGRAPHED." "YOUGOTO MASS." "BEING PHOTOGRAPHED." "YOUGOTO MASS." "MYMOTHERWASCATHOLIC." "YOUGOTO MASS." "MYMOTHERWASCATHOLIC." "MARY,I DON'TBELIEVEYOU 'RE" "MYMOTHERWASCATHOLIC." "MARY,I DON'TBELIEVEYOU 'RE AMISH." "MARY,I DON'TBELIEVEYOU 'RE AMISH." "I GAVE UP BELIEVING THAT YEARS" "AMISH." "I GAVE UP BELIEVING THAT YEARS AGO." "I GAVE UP BELIEVING THAT YEARS AGO." "WELL,WHATDO YOUTHINKIAM?" "AGO." "WELL,WHATDO YOUTHINKIAM?" "IDON'TCARE." "WELL,WHATDO YOUTHINKIAM?" "IDON'TCARE." "I ALWAYS JUST WROTE IT OFF AS" "IDON'TCARE." "I ALWAYS JUST WROTE IT OFF AS SLIGHT NEUROSES " " MIGHT BE" "I ALWAYS JUST WROTE IT OFF AS SLIGHT NEUROSES " " MIGHT BE EASIER JUST TO LET IT SLIDE." "SLIGHT NEUROSES " " MIGHT BE EASIER JUST TO LET IT SLIDE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "EASIER JUST TO LET IT SLIDE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'RE" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR RELATIONSHIP" "IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER." "GONNA LOSE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER." "TED,THEREARETHINGSABOUT" "WITH YOUR DAUGHTER." "TED,THEREARETHINGSABOUT ME THAT I JUST CAN'T CHANGE" "TED,THEREARETHINGSABOUT ME THAT I JUST CAN'T CHANGE [SIGHS] AND THAT I DON'T LIKE TO" "ME THAT I JUST CAN'T CHANGE [SIGHS] AND THAT I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT." "[SIGHS] AND THAT I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT." "I WOULD THINK YOU SHOULD" "TALK ABOUT." "I WOULD THINK YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT." "I WOULD THINK YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT." "WHAT'STHATSUPPOSEDTOMEAN ?" "UNDERSTAND THAT." "WHAT'STHATSUPPOSEDTOMEAN ?" "WHENWASTHELASTTIME YOU" "WHAT'STHATSUPPOSEDTOMEAN ?" "WHENWASTHELASTTIME YOU WANTED TO MAKE LOVE TO ME?" "WHENWASTHELASTTIME YOU WANTED TO MAKE LOVE TO ME?" "THAT'SNOTFAIR." "WANTED TO MAKE LOVE TO ME?" "THAT'SNOTFAIR." "DON'TWORRY." "THAT'SNOTFAIR." "DON'TWORRY." "I JUST CHALK IT UP TO SLIGHT" "DON'TWORRY." "I JUST CHALK IT UP TO SLIGHT NEUROSES." "I JUST CHALK IT UP TO SLIGHT NEUROSES." "SO,HECUTSTHE GUY 'SARM" "NEUROSES." "SO,HECUTSTHE GUY 'SARM  OFF, BUT HE DOESN'T BEAT HIM" "SO,HECUTSTHE GUY 'SARM  OFF, BUT HE DOESN'T BEAT HIM WITH IT " " HE SLAPS HIM WITH HIS" "OFF, BUT HE DOESN'T BEAT HIM WITH IT " " HE SLAPS HIM WITH HIS OWN HAND." "WITH IT " " HE SLAPS HIM WITH HIS OWN HAND." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OWN HAND." "[ LAUGHTER ] GENGHIS REALLY DID HAVE A" "[ LAUGHTER ] GENGHIS REALLY DID HAVE A WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR." "GENGHIS REALLY DID HAVE A WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR." "I MEAN, HE WOULD " " HE ACTUALLY" "WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR." "I MEAN, HE WOULD " " HE ACTUALLY WOULD LAUGH THE MOST DURING THE" "I MEAN, HE WOULD " " HE ACTUALLY WOULD LAUGH THE MOST DURING THE PHYSICAL ACT OF LOVE." "WOULD LAUGH THE MOST DURING THE PHYSICAL ACT OF LOVE." "I REMEMBER ONE TIME WHEN I" "PHYSICAL ACT OF LOVE." "I REMEMBER ONE TIME WHEN I WAS " " WHEN SOMEBODY WROTE DOWN," "I REMEMBER ONE TIME WHEN I WAS " " WHEN SOMEBODY WROTE DOWN, UM, THAT HE WAS ENTERTAINING A" "WAS " " WHEN SOMEBODY WROTE DOWN, UM, THAT HE WAS ENTERTAINING A WOMAN WITH A LEG-LENGTH" "UM, THAT HE WAS ENTERTAINING A WOMAN WITH A LEG-LENGTH DISCREPANCY." "WOMAN WITH A LEG-LENGTH DISCREPANCY." "AS HE PULLED THE BOOT OFF THE" "DISCREPANCY." "AS HE PULLED THE BOOT OFF THE SHORT LEG, HE JUST STARTS TO" "AS HE PULLED THE BOOT OFF THE SHORT LEG, HE JUST STARTS TO LAUGH." "SHORT LEG, HE JUST STARTS TO LAUGH." "ALL THE MEN IN THE NEIGHBORING" "LAUGH." "ALL THE MEN IN THE NEIGHBORING CAVES START TO LAUGH." "ALL THE MEN IN THE NEIGHBORING CAVES START TO LAUGH." "WHEN WE ALL LOOK " " THEY ALL" "CAVES START TO LAUGH." "WHEN WE ALL LOOK " " THEY ALL LOOK UP, AND THEY SEE GENGHIS" "WHEN WE ALL LOOK " " THEY ALL LOOK UP, AND THEY SEE GENGHIS WEARING THE SHORT-LEG BOOT." "LOOK UP, AND THEY SEE GENGHIS WEARING THE SHORT-LEG BOOT." ""UNH."" "WEARING THE SHORT-LEG BOOT." ""UNH." [ LAUGHTER ]" ""UNH." [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MAN, I MISS HIM." "[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MAN, I MISS HIM." "I MEAN, UH, YOU KNOW, I MISS " "OH, MAN, I MISS HIM." "I MEAN, UH, YOU KNOW, I MISS -- I MISS READING ABOUT HIM." "I MEAN, UH, YOU KNOW, I MISS -- I MISS READING ABOUT HIM." "WELL,CAN'TYOUSTILLREAD" "I MISS READING ABOUT HIM." "WELL,CAN'TYOUSTILLREAD  ABOUT HIM?" "WELL,CAN'TYOUSTILLREAD  ABOUT HIM?" "UM,YEAH." "ABOUT HIM?" "UM,YEAH." "YEAH, I COULD " " COULD." "UM,YEAH." "YEAH, I COULD " " COULD." "BUT, UM, IT " " IT WOULDN'T BE" "YEAH, I COULD " " COULD." "BUT, UM, IT " " IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME." "BUT, UM, IT " " IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME." "IT WOULDN'T BE AS FUN." "THE SAME." "IT WOULDN'T BE AS FUN." "ASFUNAS WHAT?" "IT WOULDN'T BE AS FUN." "ASFUNAS WHAT?" "ISTHISGOINGTOBEON A" "ASFUNAS WHAT?" "ISTHISGOINGTOBEON A TEST?" "ISTHISGOINGTOBEON A TEST?" "YES,EVERYTHINGISAY IS" "TEST?" "YES,EVERYTHINGISAY IS GONNA BE ON THE TEST." "YES,EVERYTHINGISAY IS GONNA BE ON THE TEST." "[ BACKPACKS UNZIPPING ]" "GONNA BE ON THE TEST." "[ BACKPACKS UNZIPPING ] I'M KIDDING." "[ BACKPACKS UNZIPPING ] I'M KIDDING." "IT'S NOT GONNA BE ON THE TEST." "I'M KIDDING." "IT'S NOT GONNA BE ON THE TEST." "BUTIT'SHISTORY." "IT'S NOT GONNA BE ON THE TEST." "BUTIT'SHISTORY." "THAT'SRIGHT,TOM" "IT'S" "BUTIT'SHISTORY." "THAT'SRIGHT,TOM" "IT'S  HISTORY." "THAT'SRIGHT,TOM" "IT'S  HISTORY." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "HISTORY." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] IMEANTTO TELLYOU " "I ,UM," "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] IMEANTTO TELLYOU " "I ,UM, I REALLY ENJOYED YOUR PAPER LAST" "IMEANTTO TELLYOU " "I ,UM, I REALLY ENJOYED YOUR PAPER LAST SEMESTER ABOUT, UH, IMPOTENCE" "I REALLY ENJOYED YOUR PAPER LAST SEMESTER ABOUT, UH, IMPOTENCE AMONG MURDERERS." "SEMESTER ABOUT, UH, IMPOTENCE AMONG MURDERERS." "THANKYOU." "AMONG MURDERERS." "THANKYOU." "OH,YEAH,YEAH." "THANKYOU." "OH,YEAH,YEAH." "I ACTUALLY LEARNED A LOT." "OH,YEAH,YEAH." "I ACTUALLY LEARNED A LOT." "YOUDID?" "I ACTUALLY LEARNED A LOT." "YOUDID?" "WELL,NOTABOUTMYSELF,OF" "YOUDID?" "WELL,NOTABOUTMYSELF,OF COURSE." "WELL,NOTABOUTMYSELF,OF COURSE." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "COURSE." "[ DOOR OPENS ] I-I'LLSEEYOUTUESDAY." "[ DOOR OPENS ] I-I'LLSEEYOUTUESDAY." "SURE." "I-I'LLSEEYOUTUESDAY." "SURE." "OKAY." "BYE." "SURE." "OKAY." "BYE." "BYE." "OKAY." "BYE." "BYE." "HI." "BYE." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." ""SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE"?" "HI." ""SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE"?" "IAPOLOGIZE." ""SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE"?" "IAPOLOGIZE." "I WAS FLUSTERED." "IAPOLOGIZE." "I WAS FLUSTERED." "I HAD JUST INSULTED A STUDENT." "I WAS FLUSTERED." "I HAD JUST INSULTED A STUDENT." "I SAID WHAT CAME TO MY MIND." "I HAD JUST INSULTED A STUDENT." "I SAID WHAT CAME TO MY MIND." "WHATHAPPENEDTO" "I SAID WHAT CAME TO MY MIND." "WHATHAPPENEDTO  DOCTOR/PATIENT PRIVILEGE?" "WHATHAPPENEDTO  DOCTOR/PATIENT PRIVILEGE?" "IKNOW,BUT,COMEON,LIKE" "DOCTOR/PATIENT PRIVILEGE?" "IKNOW,BUT,COMEON,LIKE ANYONE WOULD EVER BELIEVE IT." "IKNOW,BUT,COMEON,LIKE ANYONE WOULD EVER BELIEVE IT." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "ANYONE WOULD EVER BELIEVE IT." "[ CHUCKLES ] WE'LLTALKABOUTTHISLATER." "[ CHUCKLES ] WE'LLTALKABOUTTHISLATER." "I GOT TO GET TO CLASS." "WE'LLTALKABOUTTHISLATER." "I GOT TO GET TO CLASS." "HOWFASTCANYOU RUN THE 40?" "I GOT TO GET TO CLASS." "HOWFASTCANYOU RUN THE 40?" "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "HOWFASTCANYOU RUN THE 40?" "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "IFI WEREAVAMPIRE,I'DBE" "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "IFI WEREAVAMPIRE,I'DBE IN THE NFL." "IFI WEREAVAMPIRE,I'DBE IN THE NFL." "YOU'D MAKE A HELL OF A FREE" "IN THE NFL." "YOU'D MAKE A HELL OF A FREE SAFETY." "YOU'D MAKE A HELL OF A FREE SAFETY." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "SAFETY." "[ DOOR CLOSES ] [ BELL TOLLING ]" "ICAN'TBELIEVELORAINNE WANTS TO DO A BLOOD DRIVE AGAIN." "I MEAN, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING" "WANTS TO DO A BLOOD DRIVE AGAIN." "I MEAN, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT, LIKE MAYBE A PLASMA" "I MEAN, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT, LIKE MAYBE A PLASMA DRIVE." "DIFFERENT, LIKE MAYBE A PLASMA DRIVE." "WELL,WHAT'SAPLASMADRIVE?" "DRIVE." "WELL,WHAT'SAPLASMADRIVE?" "CHRIS,YOUARELIKETHE" "WELL,WHAT'SAPLASMADRIVE?" "CHRIS,YOUARELIKETHE COOLEST BITCH I KNOW." "CHRIS,YOUARELIKETHE COOLEST BITCH I KNOW." "I MEAN, YOU ARE NOT AFRAID TO" "COOLEST BITCH I KNOW." "I MEAN, YOU ARE NOT AFRAID TO ASK QUESTIONS." "I MEAN, YOU ARE NOT AFRAID TO ASK QUESTIONS." "HEY,FRED." "ASK QUESTIONS." "HEY,FRED." "HEY,CHRIS." "HEY,FRED." "HEY,CHRIS." "HEY,HAVEYOUMET THE ..." "HEY,CHRIS." "HEY,HAVEYOUMET THE ..." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "HEY,HAVEYOUMET THE ..." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] OH,HEY,YOUGUYS,LOOK " "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] OH,HEY,YOUGUYS,LOOK -- IT'S THE GREAT ONE." "OH,HEY,YOUGUYS,LOOK -- IT'S THE GREAT ONE." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "[BREATHESSHARPLY] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "[ DOOR CREAKS ] WHATWASTHATABOUT?" "[ MUSIC ENDS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] I COULDN'T CONTROL IT." "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] I COULDN'T CONTROL IT." "I MEAN, IT WAS THE SAME WAY WITH" "I COULDN'T CONTROL IT." "I MEAN, IT WAS THE SAME WAY WITH MARY." "I MEAN, IT WAS THE SAME WAY WITH MARY." "I COULD CONTROL MYSELF DURING" "MARY." "I COULD CONTROL MYSELF DURING THE DAY, BUT AS SOON AS THAT SUN" "I COULD CONTROL MYSELF DURING THE DAY, BUT AS SOON AS THAT SUN WENT DOWN..." "THE DAY, BUT AS SOON AS THAT SUN WENT DOWN..." "THENALLBETSWEREOFF." "WENT DOWN..." "THENALLBETSWEREOFF." "OHH." "THENALLBETSWEREOFF." "OHH." "300 YEARS OF LIMP TEETH AND A" "OHH." "300 YEARS OF LIMP TEETH AND A COUPLE OF SESSIONS WITH ME... 300 YEARS OF LIMP TEETH AND A COUPLE OF SESSIONS WITH ME..." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "COUPLE OF SESSIONS WITH ME..." "[ CHUCKLES ] WELL, YOU'RE NOT CURED, BUT," "[ CHUCKLES ] WELL, YOU'RE NOT CURED, BUT, HEY, COME ON." "WELL, YOU'RE NOT CURED, BUT, HEY, COME ON." "IMEAN,W-WHOISSHE?" "HEY, COME ON." "IMEAN,W-WHOISSHE?" "I'LLTELLYOUWHO SHE IS- " "IMEAN,W-WHOISSHE?" "I'LLTELLYOUWHO SHE IS- - SHE IS YOUR VAMPIRE VIAGRA." "I'LLTELLYOUWHO SHE IS- - SHE IS YOUR VAMPIRE VIAGRA." "SHEIS?" "SHE IS YOUR VAMPIRE VIAGRA." "SHEIS?" "ANDI AMYOURFOUR-HOUR" "SHEIS?" "ANDI AMYOURFOUR-HOUR ERECTION, BABY..." "ANDI AMYOURFOUR-HOUR ERECTION, BABY..." "YOU KNOW, UNTIL WE GET, UH, YOU" "ERECTION, BABY..." "YOU KNOW, UNTIL WE GET, UH, YOU VAMPING OUT ON YOUR OWN." "YOU KNOW, UNTIL WE GET, UH, YOU VAMPING OUT ON YOUR OWN." "[SIGHS]" "VAMPING OUT ON YOUR OWN." "[SIGHS] I MEAN, IT W-WASN'T A FULL VAMP" "[SIGHS] I MEAN, IT W-WASN'T A FULL VAMP OUT." "I MEAN, IT W-WASN'T A FULL VAMP OUT." "I MEAN, MY TEETH JUST BARELY ARE" "OUT." "I MEAN, MY TEETH JUST BARELY ARE STARTING TO TINGLE." "I MEAN, MY TEETH JUST BARELY ARE STARTING TO TINGLE." "OH,TINGLE,SCHMINGLE." "STARTING TO TINGLE." "OH,TINGLE,SCHMINGLE." "I MEAN, IF YOU WOULD HAVE STAYED" "OH,TINGLE,SCHMINGLE." "I MEAN, IF YOU WOULD HAVE STAYED AROUND HERE A WHILE LONGER, YOU" "I MEAN, IF YOU WOULD HAVE STAYED AROUND HERE A WHILE LONGER, YOU WOULD HAVE HAD THIS WHOLE SCHOOL" "AROUND HERE A WHILE LONGER, YOU WOULD HAVE HAD THIS WHOLE SCHOOL SCARED SHITLESS." "WOULD HAVE HAD THIS WHOLE SCHOOL SCARED SHITLESS." "OH,MAN,SHELOOKEDJUST LIKE" "SCARED SHITLESS." "OH,MAN,SHELOOKEDJUST LIKE  HER." "OH,MAN,SHELOOKEDJUST LIKE  HER." "DOESN'TSURPRISEME ." "HER." "DOESN'TSURPRISEME ." "REALLY?" "DOESN'TSURPRISEME ." "REALLY?" "YEAH,THERE" " THEREARE ONLY" "REALLY?" "YEAH,THERE" " THEREARE ONLY SO MANY AVAILABLE FACES IN THIS" "YEAH,THERE" " THEREARE ONLY SO MANY AVAILABLE FACES IN THIS WORLD." "SO MANY AVAILABLE FACES IN THIS WORLD." "YOU WERE BOUND INTO RUN INTO" "WORLD." "YOU WERE BOUND INTO RUN INTO HERS AGAIN." "YOU WERE BOUND INTO RUN INTO HERS AGAIN." "I ONCE TREATED A YOUNG WOMAN WHO" "HERS AGAIN." "I ONCE TREATED A YOUNG WOMAN WHO WAS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF MY" "I ONCE TREATED A YOUNG WOMAN WHO WAS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF MY SECOND WIFE " " I MEAN, IT WAS" "WAS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF MY SECOND WIFE " " I MEAN, IT WAS HEAD TO TOE." "SECOND WIFE " " I MEAN, IT WAS HEAD TO TOE." "IT..." "ALMOST COST ME MY APA" "HEAD TO TOE." "IT..." "ALMOST COST ME MY APA LICENSE." "IT..." "ALMOST COST ME MY APA LICENSE." "BUT..." "SHE WAS WORTH IT, AND SO" "LICENSE." "BUT..." "SHE WAS WORTH IT, AND SO IS THIS JUICY PEACH." "BUT..." "SHE WAS WORTH IT, AND SO IS THIS JUICY PEACH." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "IS THIS JUICY PEACH." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ BELL TOLLING ]" "OH,IT'SWEIRDNOT SEEINGYOU AND TOM TOGETHER." "OH,YEAH,WELL,HEHAS" "AND TOM TOGETHER." "OH,YEAH,WELL,HEHAS BARBERSHOP AT NIGHT, SO DIDN'T" "OH,YEAH,WELL,HEHAS BARBERSHOP AT NIGHT, SO DIDN'T WORK OUT." "BARBERSHOP AT NIGHT, SO DIDN'T WORK OUT." "THAT'STOOBAD." "WORK OUT." "THAT'STOOBAD." "YEAH." "THAT'STOOBAD." "YEAH." "HEY, UH, I WANTED TO ASK YOU " "YEAH." "HEY, UH, I WANTED TO ASK YOU -- WHEN YOU CAME IN THE BUILDING, I" "HEY, UH, I WANTED TO ASK YOU -- WHEN YOU CAME IN THE BUILDING, I THOUGHT YOU " " YOU FELL DOWN." "WHEN YOU CAME IN THE BUILDING, I THOUGHT YOU " " YOU FELL DOWN." "OH,YEAH,THAT" "THAT WAS," "THOUGHT YOU " " YOU FELL DOWN." "OH,YEAH,THAT" "THAT WAS,  UM, LIKE A HUNDRED BEES." "OH,YEAH,THAT" "THAT WAS,  UM, LIKE A HUNDRED BEES." "[ SCOFFS ]" "UM, LIKE A HUNDRED BEES." "[ SCOFFS ] OH." "[ SCOFFS ] OH." "OKAY, WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL" "OH." "OKAY, WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT." "OKAY, WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT." "I MEAN, YOU SEEMED PRETTY" "RIGHT." "I MEAN, YOU SEEMED PRETTY PANICKED, SO..." "I MEAN, YOU SEEMED PRETTY PANICKED, SO..." "IJUSTHATEBEES." "PANICKED, SO..." "IJUSTHATEBEES." "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]" "IJUSTHATEBEES." "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ] HEY." "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ] HEY." "PROFESSOR GRETZKY?" "HEY." "PROFESSOR GRETZKY?" "YES." "PROFESSOR GRETZKY?" "YES." "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "YES." "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WHO ARE YOU?" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] WHO ARE YOU?" "I'MCHRISKELLER." "WHO ARE YOU?" "I'MCHRISKELLER." "UM, I'M NOT ON YOUR ROLL, BUT I" "I'MCHRISKELLER." "UM, I'M NOT ON YOUR ROLL, BUT I WAS WONDERING..." "UM, I'M NOT ON YOUR ROLL, BUT I WAS WONDERING..." "MM,YES,YOUWANTTOCLADMY" "WAS WONDERING..." "MM,YES,YOUWANTTOCLADMY ASS." "MM,YES,YOUWANTTOCLADMY ASS." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "ASS." "[ LAUGHTER ] YOU WANT TO, UM, ADD MY CLASS." "[ LAUGHTER ] YOU WANT TO, UM, ADD MY CLASS." "UH,YEAH." "YOU WANT TO, UM, ADD MY CLASS." "UH,YEAH." "WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT?" "UH,YEAH." "WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT?" "YES,OFCOURSE." "WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT?" "YES,OFCOURSE." "I WAS, UH..." "YES,OFCOURSE." "I WAS, UH..." "MNH." "I WAS, UH..." "MNH." "EXCUSE ME." "MNH." "EXCUSE ME." "[ COUGHS ]" "EXCUSE ME." "[ COUGHS ] UM, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY" "[ COUGHS ] UM, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY MOTHER DIED." "UM, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY MOTHER DIED." "UM." "MOTHER DIED." "UM." "CLASS DISMISSED." "UM." "CLASS DISMISSED." "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OH." "AH." "[ LAUGHTER ECHOING ]" "POORGUY'SHYSTERICAL." "YEAH." "[ LAUGHTER ECHOING ]" "[ DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES ] [ BONES CRACK ]" "DR.G. [CHUCKLES] [Chuckling]WHAT?" "[CHUCKLES] [Chuckling]WHAT?" "WHAT?" "[Chuckling]WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHOA." "WHAT?" "WHOA." "YOUR BREATH IS HOT." "WHOA." "YOUR BREATH IS HOT." "OH!" "OH!" "YOUR BREATH IS HOT." "OH!" "OH!" "YOU'RE GAY." "OH!" "OH!" "YOU'RE GAY." "GAY?" "YOU'RE GAY." "GAY?" "[ SQUELCHES ]" "GAY?" "[ SQUELCHES ] OH!" "AAH." "[ SQUELCHES ] OH!" "AAH." "UGH." "OH!" "AAH." "UGH." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "UGH." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "♪I 'VESEENTHELIGHTINMY  DARK, SITTING ALONE IN THE PARK ♪" "DARK, SITTING ALONE IN THE PARK ♪ ♪ THE STILLNESS OF THE" "PARK ♪ ♪ THE STILLNESS OF THE BREEZE... ♪" "♪ THE STILLNESS OF THE BREEZE... ♪ POORBARRY." "BREEZE... ♪ POORBARRY." "POOR BIG, GAY BARRY." "POORBARRY." "POOR BIG, GAY BARRY." "HEY!" "POOR BIG, GAY BARRY." "HEY!" "GOTONEFORYOU !" "HEY!" "GOTONEFORYOU !" "♪...'CAUSEYOU'REMUCH" "GOTONEFORYOU !" "♪...'CAUSEYOU'REMUCH MORE IMPORTANT" "♪...'CAUSEYOU'REMUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEM ♪" "MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEM ♪ SO,YEAH,ITHINKONCE SHE" "THAN THEM ♪ SO,YEAH,ITHINKONCE SHE GETS INTO HER CLASSES, LIKE," "SO,YEAH,ITHINKONCE SHE GETS INTO HER CLASSES, LIKE, SHE'LL HAVE MORE TIME TO FOCUS" "GETS INTO HER CLASSES, LIKE, SHE'LL HAVE MORE TIME TO FOCUS ON OTHER STUFF." "SHE'LL HAVE MORE TIME TO FOCUS ON OTHER STUFF." "LIKE, I REALLY HOPE SHE GETS" "ON OTHER STUFF." "LIKE, I REALLY HOPE SHE GETS INTO DR. G's CLASS." "LIKE, I REALLY HOPE SHE GETS INTO DR. G's CLASS." "I THINK..." "INTO DR. G's CLASS." "I THINK..." "SPEAKOFTHEVAMPIRE!" "I THINK..." "SPEAKOFTHEVAMPIRE!" "HEY, CHRIS TOLD US WHAT" "SPEAKOFTHEVAMPIRE!" "HEY, CHRIS TOLD US WHAT DR. LEVINE SAID." "HEY, CHRIS TOLD US WHAT DR. LEVINE SAID." "OH." "DR. LEVINE SAID." "OH." "WHATA D-BAG." "OH." "WHATA D-BAG." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "WHATA D-BAG." "[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH,ISN'THE ?" "[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH,ISN'THE ?" "NO, HE'S COOL, THOUGH..." "YEAH,ISN'THE ?" "NO, HE'S COOL, THOUGH..." "AND SHIT." "NO, HE'S COOL, THOUGH..." "AND SHIT." "WHOA,DR.G." "AND SHIT." "WHOA,DR.G.  I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CUSSED." "WHOA,DR.G.  I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CUSSED." "WELL,YOUKNOW,IDON'T" "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CUSSED." "WELL,YOUKNOW,IDON'T USUALLY." "WELL,YOUKNOW,IDON'T USUALLY." "ITSOUNDEDREALLYGOOD." "USUALLY." "ITSOUNDEDREALLYGOOD." "[CHUCKLES]" "ITSOUNDEDREALLYGOOD." "[CHUCKLES] HEY,UH,AREYOU " "AREYOU" "[CHUCKLES] HEY,UH,AREYOU " "AREYOU OKAY?" "HEY,UH,AREYOU " "AREYOU OKAY?" "OH,YEAH." "OKAY?" "OH,YEAH." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "OH,YEAH." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "OH,I MEANYOURMOM " "SHE" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "OH,I MEANYOURMOM " "SHE PASSED AWAY." "OH,I MEANYOURMOM " "SHE PASSED AWAY." "OH,YEAH." "PASSED AWAY." "OH,YEAH." "PFFT, NO BIGGIE." "OH,YEAH." "PFFT, NO BIGGIE." "I MEAN, WELL, SHE'S BEEN DEAD" "PFFT, NO BIGGIE." "I MEAN, WELL, SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS " " WELL, SHE'S BEEN" "I MEAN, WELL, SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS " " WELL, SHE'S BEEN DYING FOR YEARS, SO I WAS" "FOR YEARS " " WELL, SHE'S BEEN DYING FOR YEARS, SO I WAS READY." "DYING FOR YEARS, SO I WAS READY." "YOUJUSTSEEMEDREALLYUPSET" "READY." "YOUJUSTSEEMEDREALLYUPSET WHEN YOU WENT OUT OF CLASS." "YOUJUSTSEEMEDREALLYUPSET WHEN YOU WENT OUT OF CLASS." "YEAH." "I DIDN'TWANTTHEMTO" "WHEN YOU WENT OUT OF CLASS." "YEAH." "I DIDN'TWANTTHEMTO HARVEST HER ORGANS." "YEAH." "I DIDN'TWANTTHEMTO HARVEST HER ORGANS." "[CHUCKLES]" "HARVEST HER ORGANS." "[CHUCKLES] HEY,UH,MY FRIENDCHRIS" "[CHUCKLES] HEY,UH,MY FRIENDCHRIS-- SHE REALLY WANTS TO ADD YOUR" "HEY,UH,MY FRIENDCHRIS-- SHE REALLY WANTS TO ADD YOUR CLASS." "SHE REALLY WANTS TO ADD YOUR CLASS." "CHRISKELLER?" "CLASS." "CHRISKELLER?" "YEAH,YEAH." "CHRISKELLER?" "YEAH,YEAH." "UH, SHE'S " " SHE'S SMART." "YEAH,YEAH." "UH, SHE'S " " SHE'S SMART." "SHE'S " " WELL, NOT BOOK-SMART." "UH, SHE'S " " SHE'S SMART." "SHE'S " " WELL, NOT BOOK-SMART." "SHE'S NICE." "SHE'S " " WELL, NOT BOOK-SMART." "SHE'S NICE." "SHE'S " " I THINK YOU'RE REALLY," "SHE'S NICE." "SHE'S " " I THINK YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY GONNA LIKE HER " " AND NOT" "SHE'S " " I THINK YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY GONNA LIKE HER " " AND NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY, JUST A NORMAL" "REALLY GONNA LIKE HER " " AND NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY, JUST A NORMAL WAY." "IN A SEXUAL WAY, JUST A NORMAL WAY." "YES." "WAY." "YES." "YES." "NO." "YES." "YES." "NO." "NO SEXY SEX." "YES." "NO." "NO SEXY SEX." "[ LAUGHS ]" "NO SEXY SEX." "[ LAUGHS ] [ WEAK LAUGHTER ]" "[ LAUGHS ] [ WEAK LAUGHTER ] AH." "SO, I'M GONNA GO PREPARE " "[ WEAK LAUGHTER ] AH." "SO, I'M GONNA GO PREPARE -- PREPARE FOR MY STUDENTS " "AH." "SO, I'M GONNA GO PREPARE -- PREPARE FOR MY STUDENTS -- NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY " " FOR" "PREPARE FOR MY STUDENTS -- NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY " " FOR CLASS." "NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY " " FOR CLASS." "SO..." "I'M GONNA GO." "CLASS." "SO..." "I'M GONNA GO." "I WILL SEE YOU TWO LATER..." "SO..." "I'M GONNA GO." "I WILL SEE YOU TWO LATER..." "SEXUALLY." "I WILL SEE YOU TWO LATER..." "SEXUALLY." "NOSEXYSEX!" "SEXUALLY." "NOSEXYSEX!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "♪BARRY,WHENIACCIDENTALLY KILLED YOU THAT NIGHT ♪ ♪ I WASN'T QUITE MYSELF" "KILLED YOU THAT NIGHT ♪ ♪ I WASN'T QUITE MYSELF [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "♪ I WASN'T QUITE MYSELF [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] ♪ I WASN'T QUITE " "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] ♪ I WASN'T QUITE -- COME IN." "♪ I WASN'T QUITE -- COME IN." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "COME IN." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ DOOR CREAKS ]" "HELLO?" "WAYNE!" "AAH!" "OH!" "WAYNE!" "AAH!" "OH!" "[ BOTH LAUGHING ]" "AAH!" "OH!" "[ BOTH LAUGHING ] YOU GOT ME." "[ BOTH LAUGHING ] YOU GOT ME." "I'M" "I 'MSORRY." "YOU GOT ME." "I'M" "I 'MSORRY." "I'M SO SORRY." "I'M" "I 'MSORRY." "I'M SO SORRY." "I-I MEANT TO, UM " " WELL, I" "I'M SO SORRY." "I-I MEANT TO, UM " " WELL, I MEANT TO SAY "TA-DA" WHEN I-I" "I-I MEANT TO, UM " " WELL, I MEANT TO SAY "TA-DA" WHEN I-I JUMPED INTO THE ROOM, BUT" "MEANT TO SAY "TA-DA" WHEN I-I JUMPED INTO THE ROOM, BUT I-I SAID YOUR NAME INSTEAD." "JUMPED INTO THE ROOM, BUT I-I SAID YOUR NAME INSTEAD." "OH.[ CHUCKLES]" "I-I SAID YOUR NAME INSTEAD." "OH.[ CHUCKLES] YEAH." "OH.[ CHUCKLES] YEAH." "HEY, TOO BAD MY NAME'S NOT" "YEAH." "HEY, TOO BAD MY NAME'S NOT "TA-DA."" "YEAH." "ACTUALLY, WELL, I GUESS YOU'D BETTER BE ON YOUR WAY." "I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WELL, AFTER " "YOU'D BETTER BE ON YOUR WAY." "I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WELL, AFTER -- AFTER A QUICK, BRIEF, BUT" "I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WELL, AFTER -- AFTER A QUICK, BRIEF, BUT ENJOYABLE MINUTE OR TWO." "AFTER A QUICK, BRIEF, BUT ENJOYABLE MINUTE OR TWO." "AND THEN " " I'M SORRY." "ENJOYABLE MINUTE OR TWO." "AND THEN " " I'M SORRY." "I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT" "AND THEN " " I'M SORRY." "I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT [SIGHS] I HAVE TO, UH, PREPARE" "I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT [SIGHS] I HAVE TO, UH, PREPARE FOR CLASS." "[SIGHS] I HAVE TO, UH, PREPARE FOR CLASS." "MY GOD, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL..." "FOR CLASS." "MY GOD, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL..." "TODAY, JUST AS EVER." "MY GOD, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL..." "TODAY, JUST AS EVER." "WHAT?" "TODAY, JUST AS EVER." "WHAT?" "UM." "BRAINFART!" "WHAT?" "UM." "BRAINFART!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "UM." "BRAINFART!" "[ LAUGHS ] NO,BUTWHATDID YOU SAY ?" "[ LAUGHS ] NO,BUTWHATDID YOU SAY ?" "ISAID,"BRAINFART!"" "NO,BUTWHATDID YOU SAY ?" "ISAID,"BRAINFART!" [ LAUGHS ]" "ISAID,"BRAINFART!" [ LAUGHS ] NO.[ LAUGHS]" "[ LAUGHS ] NO.[ LAUGHS] BEFORE THAT." "NO.[ LAUGHS] BEFORE THAT." "UM..." "IDON'TTHINKISAID" "BEFORE THAT." "UM..." "IDON'TTHINKISAID  ANYTHING." "UM..." "IDON'TTHINKISAID  ANYTHING." "[LAUGHS]" "ANYTHING." "[LAUGHS] MM." "[LAUGHS] MM. OH, UM, I-I GRABBED IT FOR YOU" "MM. OH, UM, I-I GRABBED IT FOR YOU AFTER YOU RAN OUT OF CLASS." "OH, UM, I-I GRABBED IT FOR YOU AFTER YOU RAN OUT OF CLASS." "I CLEANED IT." "AFTER YOU RAN OUT OF CLASS." "I CLEANED IT." "THAT'S, UM, THAT'S PRETTY SAD" "I CLEANED IT." "THAT'S, UM, THAT'S PRETTY SAD ABOUT YOUR MOM." "THAT'S, UM, THAT'S PRETTY SAD ABOUT YOUR MOM." "YEAH." "YEAH,YEAH." "ABOUT YOUR MOM." "YEAH." "YEAH,YEAH." "THAT WHOLE THING " " THAT WAS" "YEAH." "YEAH,YEAH." "THAT WHOLE THING " " THAT WAS PRETTY BAD." "THAT WHOLE THING " " THAT WAS PRETTY BAD." "BUT, UM..." "PRETTY BAD." "BUT, UM..." "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "BUT, UM..." "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] OH!" "OHH!" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] OH!" "OHH!" "THERE WE GO!" "OH!" "OHH!" "THERE WE GO!" "WAYNE." "THERE WE GO!" "WAYNE." "WAYNE, ARE YOU OKAY?" "WAYNE." "WAYNE, ARE YOU OKAY?" "NO." "I JUSTPEEDMYPANTS!" "WAYNE, ARE YOU OKAY?" "NO." "I JUSTPEEDMYPANTS!" "YOUWHAT?" "NO." "I JUSTPEEDMYPANTS!" "YOUWHAT?" "GETOUT!" "YOUWHAT?" "GETOUT!" "OKAY." "GETOUT!" "OKAY." "COMEBACKTOMORROW." "OKAY." "COMEBACKTOMORROW." "YEAH,YEAH." "COMEBACKTOMORROW." "YEAH,YEAH." "UM, WHAT TIME?" "YEAH,YEAH." "UM, WHAT TIME?" "THEMORNING" " MORNING'SA" "UM, WHAT TIME?" "THEMORNING" " MORNING'SA GOOD TIME." "THEMORNING" " MORNING'SA GOOD TIME." "[ BREATHING SHARPLY ]" "OH,IT'SGORGEOUS." "SO, WHO'S YOUR FIRST VICTIM?" "IDON'TKNOW." "SO, WHO'S YOUR FIRST VICTIM?" "IDON'TKNOW." "FRED'S GIRL'S BEEN VIBING ME" "IDON'TKNOW." "FRED'S GIRL'S BEEN VIBING ME PRETTY HARD, EH?" "FRED'S GIRL'S BEEN VIBING ME PRETTY HARD, EH?" "DUDE,DON'TBE AJERK." "PRETTY HARD, EH?" "DUDE,DON'TBE AJERK." "WELL,QUITPUPPY-GUARDING" "DUDE,DON'TBE AJERK." "WELL,QUITPUPPY-GUARDING HER, DUDE." "WELL,QUITPUPPY-GUARDING HER, DUDE." "MAKE A MOVE OR MOVE ON." "HER, DUDE." "MAKE A MOVE OR MOVE ON." "DUDE,I 'VEHADLIKETWO DAYS." "MAKE A MOVE OR MOVE ON." "DUDE,I 'VEHADLIKETWO DAYS." "GIVE ME A BREAK." "DUDE,I 'VEHADLIKETWO DAYS." "GIVE ME A BREAK." "ALLI 'MSAYINGIS SHEWANTS" "GIVE ME A BREAK." "ALLI 'MSAYINGIS SHEWANTS ME, AND YOU'RE BEING SELFISH." "ALLI 'MSAYINGIS SHEWANTS ME, AND YOU'RE BEING SELFISH." "I MEAN, HONESTLY, WHAT DO YOU" "ME, AND YOU'RE BEING SELFISH." "I MEAN, HONESTLY, WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'D RATHER LOOK AT," "I MEAN, HONESTLY, WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'D RATHER LOOK AT, BOYS " " MY NAKED BUTT CHEEKS OR" "THINK SHE'D RATHER LOOK AT, BOYS " " MY NAKED BUTT CHEEKS OR TOM'S SAGGY ASS FALLING OUT THE" "BOYS " " MY NAKED BUTT CHEEKS OR TOM'S SAGGY ASS FALLING OUT THE TOP BUNK?" "TOM'S SAGGY ASS FALLING OUT THE TOP BUNK?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "TOP BUNK?" "[ LAUGHS ] NEITHER!" "YOUBIGDICK." "[ LAUGHS ] NEITHER!" "YOUBIGDICK." "HEY,COMEON ." "NEITHER!" "YOUBIGDICK." "HEY,COMEON ." "[ DOOR SLAMS SHUT ]" "HEY,COMEON ." "[ DOOR SLAMS SHUT ] PASS." "[ DOOR SLAMS SHUT ] PASS." "[ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ]" "PASS." "[ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ] KINGMEAGAIN,SLUTS." "[ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ] KINGMEAGAIN,SLUTS." "OHH!" "KINGMEAGAIN,SLUTS." "OHH!" "SHEALWAYSDOESTHAT." "OHH!" "SHEALWAYSDOESTHAT." "♪YOURRED,RED ,RED EYES" "SHEALWAYSDOESTHAT." "♪YOURRED,RED ,RED EYES [ DOORBELL RINGS ]" "♪YOURRED,RED ,RED EYES [ DOORBELL RINGS ] SCUM,DOOR..." "NOW." "[ DOORBELL RINGS ] SCUM,DOOR..." "NOW." "♪WECOULDJUSTHAVE SPREAD" "SCUM,DOOR..." "NOW." "♪WECOULDJUSTHAVE SPREAD THEM LIES ♪" "♪WECOULDJUSTHAVE SPREAD THEM LIES ♪ HEY." "THEM LIES ♪ HEY." "I BROUGHT YOU SOME DRINKS." "HEY." "I BROUGHT YOU SOME DRINKS." "ISTHATALCOHOL?" "I BROUGHT YOU SOME DRINKS." "ISTHATALCOHOL?" "NO,ENERGYDRINKS." "ISTHATALCOHOL?" "NO,ENERGYDRINKS." "EXCUSEME,GUYS." "NO,ENERGYDRINKS." "EXCUSEME,GUYS." "♪OVERLANDAND SEA" "EXCUSEME,GUYS." "♪OVERLANDAND SEA  ♪ DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU" "♪OVERLANDAND SEA  ♪ DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU DIDSHESAYTHATWASHERMOM?" "♪ DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU DIDSHESAYTHATWASHERMOM?" "UM,I KNOW" " MORELIKEHER" "DIDSHESAYTHATWASHERMOM?" "UM,I KNOW" " MORELIKEHER TWIN SISTER." "UM,I KNOW" " MORELIKEHER TWIN SISTER." "SHEISWICKEDHOT ." "TWIN SISTER." "SHEISWICKEDHOT ." "BING!" "SHEISWICKEDHOT ." "BING!" "IT'S2 :00A.M." "BING!" "IT'S2 :00A.M. YEAH,I-IWANTEDTOSURPRISE" "IT'S2 :00A.M. YEAH,I-IWANTEDTOSURPRISE YOU." "YEAH,I-IWANTEDTOSURPRISE YOU." "HOW?" "BYSHOWINGALL MY" "YOU." "HOW?" "BYSHOWINGALL MY FRIENDS HOW WEIRD YOU ARE?" "HOW?" "BYSHOWINGALL MY FRIENDS HOW WEIRD YOU ARE?" "WELL,I-ICOULDN'TSLEEP." "FRIENDS HOW WEIRD YOU ARE?" "WELL,I-ICOULDN'TSLEEP." "YEAH,WELL,YOUNEVERCAN." "WELL,I-ICOULDN'TSLEEP." "YEAH,WELL,YOUNEVERCAN." "I HATE ALL YOUR AMISH SHIT." "YEAH,WELL,YOUNEVERCAN." "I HATE ALL YOUR AMISH SHIT." "SOMETIMES,PEOPLE'SAMISH" "I HATE ALL YOUR AMISH SHIT." "SOMETIMES,PEOPLE'SAMISH SHIT ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK." "SOMETIMES,PEOPLE'SAMISH SHIT ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK." "IFBEINGAMISHISSO" "SHIT ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK." "IFBEINGAMISHISSO IMPORTANT TO YOU, THEN WHY" "IFBEINGAMISHISSO IMPORTANT TO YOU, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU RAISE ME AMISH?" "IMPORTANT TO YOU, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU RAISE ME AMISH?" "IALWAYSWANTEDTOTEACHYOU" "DIDN'T YOU RAISE ME AMISH?" "IALWAYSWANTEDTOTEACHYOU ABOUT OUR WAYS, BUT IT JUST " "IALWAYSWANTEDTOTEACHYOU ABOUT OUR WAYS, BUT IT JUST -- [ SIGHS ] I-I DIDN'T KNOW HOW." "ABOUT OUR WAYS, BUT IT JUST -- [ SIGHS ] I-I DIDN'T KNOW HOW." "YOU KNOW, MAYBE I STILL CAN." "[ SIGHS ] I-I DIDN'T KNOW HOW." "YOU KNOW, MAYBE I STILL CAN." "NO." "YOU KNOW, MAYBE I STILL CAN." "NO." "NO, YOU CAN'T." "NO." "NO, YOU CAN'T." "I'M 19." "IT'S TOO LATE." "NO, YOU CAN'T." "I'M 19." "IT'S TOO LATE." "I DON'T CARE ANYMORE." "I'M 19." "IT'S TOO LATE." "I DON'T CARE ANYMORE." "THANKS FOR THE DRINKS." "I DON'T CARE ANYMORE." "THANKS FOR THE DRINKS." "YEAH." "[ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ] WEGOTMONSTER,BITCHES!" "YEAH!" "WEGOTMONSTER,BITCHES!" "YEAH!" "[LAUGHS]WHOO!" "YEAH!" "[LAUGHS]WHOO!" "WHOO!" "[LAUGHS]WHOO!" "WHOO!" "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "WHOO!" "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] HEY,TOM." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] HEY,TOM." "YEAH?" "HEY,TOM." "YEAH?" "DOYOUREALLYTHINKKAPPAO's" "YEAH?" "DOYOUREALLYTHINKKAPPAO's ARE THE BIGGEST HOS?" "DOYOUREALLYTHINKKAPPAO's ARE THE BIGGEST HOS?" "EVERSEENTHATCLIPON" "ARE THE BIGGEST HOS?" "EVERSEENTHATCLIPON YouTube?" "EVERSEENTHATCLIPON YouTube?" "YEAH." "YouTube?" "YEAH." "I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE PLEDGED" "YEAH." "I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE PLEDGED WITH THEM." "[ MUSIC ENDS ] [SINGINGIN NATIVE LANGUAGE ]" "[SINGINGIN NATIVE LANGUAGE ] HI,HONEY." "LANGUAGE ] HI,HONEY." "CUTE SHOES." "HI,HONEY." "CUTE SHOES." "DID YOU MAKE IT DOWN TO SEE" "CUTE SHOES." "DID YOU MAKE IT DOWN TO SEE CHRIS?" "DID YOU MAKE IT DOWN TO SEE CHRIS?" "YEAH,YEAH,IDID ." "CHRIS?" "YEAH,YEAH,IDID ." "HOW'DTHATGO ?" "YEAH,YEAH,IDID ." "HOW'DTHATGO ?" "STUPID." "HOW'DTHATGO ?" "STUPID." "HONEY." "STUPID." "HONEY." "YOUHAVEARAPPORTWITH HER," "HONEY." "YOUHAVEARAPPORTWITH HER,  TED." "YOUHAVEARAPPORTWITH HER,  TED." "SHE HATES MY GUTS." "TED." "SHE HATES MY GUTS." "WHY DON'T YOU SUE ME ABOUT IT?" "SHE HATES MY GUTS." "WHY DON'T YOU SUE ME ABOUT IT?" "HEY." "WHY DON'T YOU SUE ME ABOUT IT?" "HEY." "[SINGINGCONTINUES]" "HEY." "[SINGINGCONTINUES] DON'TYOUWISHYOU COULDJUST" "[SINGINGCONTINUES] DON'TYOUWISHYOU COULDJUST  [SIGHS] TURN BACK THE CLOCK?" "DON'TYOUWISHYOU COULDJUST  [SIGHS] TURN BACK THE CLOCK?" "HOWFAR?" "[SIGHS] TURN BACK THE CLOCK?" "HOWFAR?" "REALLYFAR." "[ GLASS SHATTERS ] [SINGINGCONTINUES]" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] YES?" "PROFESSORGRETZKY?" "YES?" "PROFESSORGRETZKY?" "UH." "PROFESSORGRETZKY?" "UH." "YES, HE IS I." "UH." "YES, HE IS I. IT " " COME IN." "YES, HE IS I. IT " " COME IN." "COME ON IN." "IT " " COME IN." "COME ON IN." "WHOA." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "COME ON IN." "WHOA." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "OH,I-ITHOUGHTTHATMESSAGE" "WHOA." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "OH,I-ITHOUGHTTHATMESSAGE MEANT YOU WANTED ME TO COME." "OH,I-ITHOUGHTTHATMESSAGE MEANT YOU WANTED ME TO COME." "[BREATHESSHARPLY]" "MEANT YOU WANTED ME TO COME." "[BREATHESSHARPLY] IT IS." "[BREATHESSHARPLY] IT IS." "[ LAUGHS ]" "IT IS." "[ LAUGHS ] [ CLEARS THROAT ]" "[ LAUGHS ] [ CLEARS THROAT ] WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?" "[ CLEARS THROAT ] WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?" "AH, YES." "WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?" "AH, YES." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "AH, YES." "[ CHUCKLES ] THE OLD "ADD" SLIP, THE" "[ CHUCKLES ] THE OLD "ADD" SLIP, THE INFAMOUS " " FROM BEFORE." "THE OLD "ADD" SLIP, THE INFAMOUS " " FROM BEFORE." "YES." "INFAMOUS " " FROM BEFORE." "YES." "[CHUCKLES]" "YES." "[CHUCKLES] THE "ADD" SLIP." "[CHUCKLES] THE "ADD" SLIP." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "THE "ADD" SLIP." "[ CLEARS THROAT ] WELL, ACTUALLY, CHRIS, THE NIGHT" "[ CLEARS THROAT ] WELL, ACTUALLY, CHRIS, THE NIGHT CLASS IS FULL RIGHT NOW, BUT" "WELL, ACTUALLY, CHRIS, THE NIGHT CLASS IS FULL RIGHT NOW, BUT THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE" "CLASS IS FULL RIGHT NOW, BUT THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE MORNING CLASS." "THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE MORNING CLASS." "OH,THE" " THE10: 30ONE ?" "MORNING CLASS." "OH,THE" " THE10: 30ONE ?" "YES,YES." "OH,THE" " THE10: 30ONE ?" "YES,YES." "UM, IT SEEMS THAT BARRY PEARSON" "YES,YES." "UM, IT SEEMS THAT BARRY PEARSON WAS IN THAT CLASS, AND NOW HE IS" "UM, IT SEEMS THAT BARRY PEARSON WAS IN THAT CLASS, AND NOW HE IS A MISSING PERSON." "WAS IN THAT CLASS, AND NOW HE IS A MISSING PERSON." "YEAH,THAT'SAWFUL." "A MISSING PERSON." "YEAH,THAT'SAWFUL." "YEAH,ITIS ." "YEAH,THAT'SAWFUL." "YEAH,ITIS ." "BUT WHEN GOD OPENS A DOOR, HE" "YEAH,ITIS ." "BUT WHEN GOD OPENS A DOOR, HE OPENS A WINDOW." "BUT WHEN GOD OPENS A DOOR, HE OPENS A WINDOW." "AND NOW YOU CAN JOIN THAT CLASS." "OH.[ CHUCKLES] I-I-I HOPE I-I DIDN'T BREAK ANY RULES." "I-I-I HOPE I-I DIDN'T BREAK ANY RULES." "RULES?" "RULES." "RULES?" "I MEAN, WHO MAKES RULES?" "RULES?" "I MEAN, WHO MAKES RULES?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I MEAN, WHO MAKES RULES?" "I DON'T KNOW." "SO,UM..." "I DON'T KNOW." "SO,UM..." "SEE YOU IN CLASS." "SO,UM..." "SEE YOU IN CLASS." "OKAY." "I 'LLLOOKFORYOU ." "SEE YOU IN CLASS." "OKAY." "I 'LLLOOKFORYOU ." "DEAL." "OKAY." "I 'LLLOOKFORYOU ." "DEAL." "I'LLBETEACHING." "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]" "PERVERT!" "IT'SFORCLASS!" "YOU PERVERT." "IT'SFORCLASS!" "YOU PERVERT." "HEY,HEY." "IT 'SCHRIS." "YOU PERVERT." "HEY,HEY." "IT 'SCHRIS." "DUDE,ASKHERTOTHEPARTY" "HEY,HEY." "IT 'SCHRIS." "DUDE,ASKHERTOTHEPARTY  ALREADY." "DUDE,ASKHERTOTHEPARTY  ALREADY." "DUDE,DON'TYOUTHINKI'M" "ALREADY." "DUDE,DON'TYOUTHINKI'M GONNA DO THAT?" "DUDE,DON'TYOUTHINKI'M GONNA DO THAT?" "HEY,GUYS,WHAT'SUP?" "GONNA DO THAT?" "HEY,GUYS,WHAT'SUP?" "HEY,CHRIS." "HEY." "HEY,GUYS,WHAT'SUP?" "HEY,CHRIS." "HEY." "UH, DID YOU GET INTO GRETZKY'S" "HEY,CHRIS." "HEY." "UH, DID YOU GET INTO GRETZKY'S CLASS?" "UH, DID YOU GET INTO GRETZKY'S CLASS?" "YEAH,I DID,BUTTHATNIGHT" "CLASS?" "YEAH,I DID,BUTTHATNIGHT CLASS WAS FULL." "YEAH,I DID,BUTTHATNIGHT CLASS WAS FULL." "BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOT INTO THE" "CLASS WAS FULL." "BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOT INTO THE MORNING ONE." "BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOT INTO THE MORNING ONE." "SWEET." "THAT'SMY CLASS." "MORNING ONE." "SWEET." "THAT'SMY CLASS." "HEY,FREDFLINTSTONE!" "SWEET." "THAT'SMY CLASS." "HEY,FREDFLINTSTONE!" "OW!" "HEY,FREDFLINTSTONE!" "OW!" "YOU'RESUPPOSEDTO CATCHIT," "OW!" "YOU'RESUPPOSEDTO CATCHIT,  DUDE." "YOU'RESUPPOSEDTO CATCHIT,  DUDE." "YOU'RESUCHAN ASS." "DUDE." "YOU'RESUCHAN ASS." "THAT REALLY HURT." "YOU'RESUCHAN ASS." "THAT REALLY HURT." "ITWASALOVEPASS ." "THAT REALLY HURT." "ITWASALOVEPASS ." "SPEAKING OF LOVE, CHRIS, YOU" "ITWASALOVEPASS ." "SPEAKING OF LOVE, CHRIS, YOU LOOK LOVELY." "SPEAKING OF LOVE, CHRIS, YOU LOOK LOVELY." "OH,ANDSMELLINGSOSWEET." "LOOK LOVELY." "OH,ANDSMELLINGSOSWEET." "[ SNIFFS ]" "OH,ANDSMELLINGSOSWEET." "[ SNIFFS ] MM!" "[ SNIFFS ] MM!" "[CHUCKLES]" "MM!" "[CHUCKLES] WELL, IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU," "[CHUCKLES] WELL, IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU, CHRIS." "WELL, IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU, CHRIS." "I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOU TWO" "CHRIS." "I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOU TWO FAGS' PUDDING IN MY BED AGAIN" "I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOU TWO FAGS' PUDDING IN MY BED AGAIN TONIGHT." "FAGS' PUDDING IN MY BED AGAIN TONIGHT." "SEEYOUGUYS." "TONIGHT." "SEEYOUGUYS." "LIKEHEEVERCATCHESUS." "SEEYOUGUYS." "LIKEHEEVERCATCHESUS." "SO, DUDE, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ASK" "LIKEHEEVERCATCHESUS." "SO, DUDE, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ASK HER TO THE PARTY?" "SO, DUDE, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ASK HER TO THE PARTY?" "[CHUCKLES]WHAT" "WHAT- " "HER TO THE PARTY?" "[CHUCKLES]WHAT" "WHAT- - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "[CHUCKLES]WHAT" "WHAT- - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "UH,CHRIS,"THEMOST" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "UH,CHRIS,"THEMOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN."" "UH,CHRIS,"THEMOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN." DUDE." "BEAUTIFUL GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN." DUDE." "WHATAREYOUGUYSTALKING" "DUDE." "WHATAREYOUGUYSTALKING ABOUT?" "WHATAREYOUGUYSTALKING ABOUT?" "[CLEARSTHROAT]" "ABOUT?" "[CLEARSTHROAT] AH, CHEWING THE FAT." "[CLEARSTHROAT] AH, CHEWING THE FAT." "[ LAUGHS ]" "AH, CHEWING THE FAT." "[ LAUGHS ] [ SNIFFLES ]" "[ LAUGHS ] [ SNIFFLES ] JUST CHEWING THE FAT." "[ SNIFFLES ] JUST CHEWING THE FAT." "FRED." "JUST CHEWING THE FAT." "FRED." "[GULPS]" "FRED." "[GULPS] YOUWEREGONNAINVITEMETO A" "[GULPS] YOUWEREGONNAINVITEMETO A PARTY?" "YOUWEREGONNAINVITEMETO A PARTY?" "NO." "UNH-UNH." "NO ." "PARTY?" "NO." "UNH-UNH." "NO ." "OKAY." "WELL,I-IGOT TOGOBUY" "NO." "UNH-UNH." "NO ." "OKAY." "WELL,I-IGOT TOGOBUY SOME TEXTBOOKS, BUT, UH, I" "OKAY." "WELL,I-IGOT TOGOBUY SOME TEXTBOOKS, BUT, UH, I WILL " " I'LL SEE YOU GUYS." "SOME TEXTBOOKS, BUT, UH, I WILL " " I'LL SEE YOU GUYS." "SEEYOUIN CLASS." "WILL " " I'LL SEE YOU GUYS." "SEEYOUIN CLASS." "BYE." "SEEYOUIN CLASS." "BYE." "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT" "BYE." "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?" "IWANTEDTO TALKTOYOUABOUT" "ABOUT?" "IWANTEDTO TALKTOYOUABOUT  HER, BUT FOR SOME REASON, I GOT" "IWANTEDTO TALKTOYOUABOUT  HER, BUT FOR SOME REASON, I GOT IT IN MY MIND WHEN JARED AND" "HER, BUT FOR SOME REASON, I GOT IT IN MY MIND WHEN JARED AND KYLE LEFT, I SHOULD JUST..." "IT IN MY MIND WHEN JARED AND KYLE LEFT, I SHOULD JUST..." "[SIGHS]DON 'TYOU THINKYOU" "KYLE LEFT, I SHOULD JUST..." "[SIGHS]DON 'TYOU THINKYOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED TILL SHE" "[SIGHS]DON 'TYOU THINKYOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED TILL SHE LEFT?" "SHOULD HAVE WAITED TILL SHE LEFT?" "I'MSOSORRY,MAN ." "LEFT?" "I'MSOSORRY,MAN ." "I'M AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE." "EVERYPERSONTHATENTERED INTO THAT CHAMBER UNANNOUNCED WAS EXECUTED..." "SWIFTLY, BY" "INTO THAT CHAMBER UNANNOUNCED WAS EXECUTED..." "SWIFTLY, BY EITHER SWORD OR CROSSBOW." "WAS EXECUTED..." "SWIFTLY, BY EITHER SWORD OR CROSSBOW." "LUCKILY, FOR GUINEVERE, THAT" "EITHER SWORD OR CROSSBOW." "LUCKILY, FOR GUINEVERE, THAT FATEFUL EVENING, THERE WAS A" "LUCKILY, FOR GUINEVERE, THAT FATEFUL EVENING, THERE WAS A FULL MOON." "FATEFUL EVENING, THERE WAS A FULL MOON." "SO, YOU'RE GUINEVERE." "FULL MOON." "SO, YOU'RE GUINEVERE." "AS LANCELOT LAY SLEEPING" "SO, YOU'RE GUINEVERE." "AS LANCELOT LAY SLEEPING NAKED " " LET ME JUST POP THESE" "AS LANCELOT LAY SLEEPING NAKED " " LET ME JUST POP THESE OFF." "NAKED " " LET ME JUST POP THESE OFF." "JUST KIDDING." "OFF." "JUST KIDDING." "I CAN ONLY DO THAT TO YOU." "JUST KIDDING." "I CAN ONLY DO THAT TO YOU." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "I CAN ONLY DO THAT TO YOU." "[ LAUGHTER ] AS LANCELOT LAY SLEEPING NAKED," "[ LAUGHTER ] AS LANCELOT LAY SLEEPING NAKED, HE REACHED FOR A SWORD, AND THE" "AS LANCELOT LAY SLEEPING NAKED, HE REACHED FOR A SWORD, AND THE MOON SHONE DOWN JUST AT THAT" "HE REACHED FOR A SWORD, AND THE MOON SHONE DOWN JUST AT THAT TIME, REVEALING HER PALE AND" "MOON SHONE DOWN JUST AT THAT TIME, REVEALING HER PALE AND ONLY SLIGHTLY BLEMISHED FACE." "TIME, REVEALING HER PALE AND ONLY SLIGHTLY BLEMISHED FACE." "IT WAS RIGHT THEN AND THERE " "ONLY SLIGHTLY BLEMISHED FACE." "IT WAS RIGHT THEN AND THERE -- LANCELOT KNEW HE WOULD RISK" "IT WAS RIGHT THEN AND THERE -- LANCELOT KNEW HE WOULD RISK EVERYTHING " " HE'D RISK HIS" "LANCELOT KNEW HE WOULD RISK EVERYTHING " " HE'D RISK HIS POWER, HIS TITLE, HIS RANK " "EVERYTHING " " HE'D RISK HIS POWER, HIS TITLE, HIS RANK -- FOR THAT ONE FORBIDDEN EVENING," "POWER, HIS TITLE, HIS RANK -- FOR THAT ONE FORBIDDEN EVENING, VERY LONG AND NAUGHTY EVENING" "FOR THAT ONE FORBIDDEN EVENING, VERY LONG AND NAUGHTY EVENING WITH THAT GINGER-HAIRED" "VERY LONG AND NAUGHTY EVENING WITH THAT GINGER-HAIRED BATHSHEBA." "WITH THAT GINGER-HAIRED BATHSHEBA." "YES!" "ITHOUGHTCAMELOTWAS ONLYA LEGEND." "[SIGHS]" "LEGEND." "[SIGHS] TOM, YOU WILL LEARN IN MY CLASS" "[SIGHS] TOM, YOU WILL LEARN IN MY CLASS THAT EVERY LEGEND BEGINS WITH" "TOM, YOU WILL LEARN IN MY CLASS THAT EVERY LEGEND BEGINS WITH THE TRUTH AND EVERY REAL HERO" "THAT EVERY LEGEND BEGINS WITH THE TRUTH AND EVERY REAL HERO MUST RISK EVERYTHING TO GET WHAT" "THE TRUTH AND EVERY REAL HERO MUST RISK EVERYTHING TO GET WHAT HE MOST DESIRES." "MUST RISK EVERYTHING TO GET WHAT HE MOST DESIRES." "YES!" "SO..." "GINGER-HAIRED BATHSHEBA, SEAT." "NAKED LANCELOT " " TEACHER, PANTS" "GINGER-HAIRED BATHSHEBA, SEAT." "NAKED LANCELOT " " TEACHER, PANTS ON." "NAKED LANCELOT " " TEACHER, PANTS ON." "LECTURE RESUMES." "ON." "LECTURE RESUMES." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "LECTURE RESUMES." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ CHRIS, YOU'RE LIKE" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ CHRIS, YOU'RE LIKE A POOR MAN'S VERSION OF MARY ♪" "♪ CHRIS, YOU'RE LIKE A POOR MAN'S VERSION OF MARY ♪ ♪ SINCE MARY'S DEAD, I GUESS" "A POOR MAN'S VERSION OF MARY ♪ ♪ SINCE MARY'S DEAD, I GUESS I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET ♪" "♪ SINCE MARY'S DEAD, I GUESS I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET ♪ ♪ CAN'T HAVE MARY 'CAUSE SHE'S" "I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET ♪ ♪ CAN'T HAVE MARY 'CAUSE SHE'S DEAD ♪" "♪ CAN'T HAVE MARY 'CAUSE SHE'S DEAD ♪ ♪ BUT I'LL TAKE YOU, CHRIS" "DEAD ♪ ♪ BUT I'LL TAKE YOU, CHRIS ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW" "♪ BUT I'LL TAKE YOU, CHRIS ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT -- ♪" "♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT -- ♪ WHOA!" "ABOUT -- ♪ WHOA!" "[ DISCORDANT NOTES PLAY ]" "WHOA!" "[ DISCORDANT NOTES PLAY ] TRYINGTOFIXYOURGUITAR?" "[ DISCORDANT NOTES PLAY ] TRYINGTOFIXYOURGUITAR?" "NOPE." "NOPE." "TRYINGTOFIXYOURGUITAR?" "NOPE." "NOPE." "I JUST BROKE THIS ONE, ACTUALLY." "NOPE." "NOPE." "I JUST BROKE THIS ONE, ACTUALLY." "YOU'RE NOT HERE TO DROP MY CLASS" "I JUST BROKE THIS ONE, ACTUALLY." "YOU'RE NOT HERE TO DROP MY CLASS AFTER ONE LECTURE, ARE YOU?" "YOU'RE NOT HERE TO DROP MY CLASS AFTER ONE LECTURE, ARE YOU?" "OH,NO." "AFTER ONE LECTURE, ARE YOU?" "OH,NO." "NO, NO, NO, NO." "OH,NO." "NO, NO, NO, NO." "I " " THAT LECTURE WAS..." "NO, NO, NO, NO." "I " " THAT LECTURE WAS..." "IT REALLY " " IT REALLY SPOKE TO" "I " " THAT LECTURE WAS..." "IT REALLY " " IT REALLY SPOKE TO ME." "IT REALLY " " IT REALLY SPOKE TO ME." "I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT." "ME." "I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT." "WELL,YOUKNOW,WHAT'SFUNNY" "I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT." "WELL,YOUKNOW,WHAT'SFUNNY IS THAT, UM, IT'S REALLY " " IT'S" "WELL,YOUKNOW,WHAT'SFUNNY IS THAT, UM, IT'S REALLY " " IT'S REALLY A MISUNDERSTOOD LOVE" "IS THAT, UM, IT'S REALLY " " IT'S REALLY A MISUNDERSTOOD LOVE STORY." "REALLY A MISUNDERSTOOD LOVE STORY." "WHAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT" "STORY." "WHAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT KING ARTHUR WAS THAT HE REALLY" "WHAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT KING ARTHUR WAS THAT HE REALLY WAS SORT OF A, UH..." "KING ARTHUR WAS THAT HE REALLY WAS SORT OF A, UH..." "PRICK?" "AWESOME,RIGHT?" "AND SOME PEOPLE WOULD CALL THAT DISGUSTING BECAUSE OF THE AGE" "AND SOME PEOPLE WOULD CALL THAT DISGUSTING BECAUSE OF THE AGE DIFFERENCE." "DISGUSTING BECAUSE OF THE AGE DIFFERENCE." "ALTHOUGH, IF THEY KNEW THE REAL" "DIFFERENCE." "ALTHOUGH, IF THEY KNEW THE REAL AGE DIFFERENCE, THEY'D BE PUKING" "ALTHOUGH, IF THEY KNEW THE REAL AGE DIFFERENCE, THEY'D BE PUKING ALL OVER EACH OTHER." "AGE DIFFERENCE, THEY'D BE PUKING ALL OVER EACH OTHER." "I'M PROUD OF DR. G, THOUGH," "ALL OVER EACH OTHER." "I'M PROUD OF DR. G, THOUGH, BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY TWO" "I'M PROUD OF DR. G, THOUGH, BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO LOOK" "BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO LOOK LIKE CHRIS AND HER MOM, AND" "PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO LOOK LIKE CHRIS AND HER MOM, AND THAT'S CHRIS AND HER MOM, AND HE" "LIKE CHRIS AND HER MOM, AND THAT'S CHRIS AND HER MOM, AND HE HAD SEX WITH BOTH OF THEM." "THAT'S CHRIS AND HER MOM, AND HE HAD SEX WITH BOTH OF THEM." "FRED AND I WOULD JUST LOVE TO" "HAD SEX WITH BOTH OF THEM." "FRED AND I WOULD JUST LOVE TO RUB UP AGAINST THEM IN A CROWD." "FRED AND I WOULD JUST LOVE TO RUB UP AGAINST THEM IN A CROWD." "THE ONLY BAD PART ABOUT IT IS" "RUB UP AGAINST THEM IN A CROWD." "THE ONLY BAD PART ABOUT IT IS WHAT IT DID TO FRED." "THE ONLY BAD PART ABOUT IT IS WHAT IT DID TO FRED." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "WHAT IT DID TO FRED." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] DOIT." "DO IT ." "OHH!" "HEY, FREDDIE PRINZE JR." "HEY,JAREDFROMSUBWAY" "HEY, FREDDIE PRINZE JR." "HEY,JAREDFROMSUBWAY COMMERCIALS." "HEY,JAREDFROMSUBWAY COMMERCIALS." "[LAUGHS]" "COMMERCIALS." "[LAUGHS] NICE." "[LAUGHS] NICE." "OKAY." "NICE." "OKAY." "HEY,HOWDO YOUPERSONALLY" "OKAY." "HEY,HOWDO YOUPERSONALLY FEEL ABOUT CHRIS TAPPING DR. G," "HEY,HOWDO YOUPERSONALLY FEEL ABOUT CHRIS TAPPING DR. G, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY?" "FEEL ABOUT CHRIS TAPPING DR. G, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY?" "NOTSOBAD,CONSIDERING" "JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY?" "NOTSOBAD,CONSIDERING THAT'S THE STUPIDEST RUMOR I'VE" "NOTSOBAD,CONSIDERING THAT'S THE STUPIDEST RUMOR I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." "THAT'S THE STUPIDEST RUMOR I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." "EVERYBODYKNOWSTHEY'REDOING" "EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." "EVERYBODYKNOWSTHEY'REDOING IT." "EVERYBODYKNOWSTHEY'REDOING IT." "[SCOFFS]JUSTBECAUSE" "IT." "[SCOFFS]JUSTBECAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS LOCKED IN HIS" "[SCOFFS]JUSTBECAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS LOCKED IN HIS OFFICE DOES NOT MEAN THEY'RE" "THEY'RE ALWAYS LOCKED IN HIS OFFICE DOES NOT MEAN THEY'RE HAVING SEX." "OFFICE DOES NOT MEAN THEY'RE HAVING SEX." "I MEAN, IT MIGHT, BUT..." "IT" "HAVING SEX." "I MEAN, IT MIGHT, BUT..." "IT DOESN'T." "I MEAN, IT MIGHT, BUT..." "IT DOESN'T." "DUDE,LISTEN,WE 'REJUST" "DOESN'T." "DUDE,LISTEN,WE 'REJUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU A HEADS-UP." "DUDE,LISTEN,WE 'REJUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU A HEADS-UP." "YEAH,SODON'TBESURPRISED" "TRYING TO GIVE YOU A HEADS-UP." "YEAH,SODON'TBESURPRISED IF YOU SEE CHRIS' NAME IN MY" "YEAH,SODON'TBESURPRISED IF YOU SEE CHRIS' NAME IN MY BOOK." "IF YOU SEE CHRIS' NAME IN MY BOOK." "OH!" "BOOK." "OH!" "HISBOOKOF SEXUALCONQUEST." "OH!" "HISBOOKOF SEXUALCONQUEST." "[ CLATTERING ]" "HISBOOKOF SEXUALCONQUEST." "[ CLATTERING ] SHEPROBABLYWON'T,FRED!" "[ CLATTERING ] SHEPROBABLYWON'T,FRED!" "YOUGUYSAREJERKS." "SHEPROBABLYWON'T,FRED!" "YOUGUYSAREJERKS." "LET'SDRINKTHESE." "YOUGUYSAREJERKS." "LET'SDRINKTHESE." "[ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ]" "LET'SDRINKTHESE." "[ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ] COMEON,CHRIS." "[ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ] COMEON,CHRIS." "EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE GETTING" "COMEON,CHRIS." "EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE GETTING SOME." "EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE GETTING SOME." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT?" "SOME." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT?" "BECAUSEIT'SNONEOFYOUR" "WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT?" "BECAUSEIT'SNONEOFYOUR  BUSINESS." "BECAUSEIT'SNONEOFYOUR  BUSINESS." "[BELCHES]" "BUSINESS." "[BELCHES] YOU'RE, LIKE, IN HIS OFFICE" "[BELCHES] YOU'RE, LIKE, IN HIS OFFICE EVERY DAY." "YOU'RE, LIKE, IN HIS OFFICE EVERY DAY." "YEAH,TALKINGABOUTCLASS..." "EVERY DAY." "YEAH,TALKINGABOUTCLASS..." "MM-HMM." "YEAH,TALKINGABOUTCLASS..." "MM-HMM." "...WITHOURPANTSON." "MM-HMM." "...WITHOURPANTSON." "MORELIKEYOURPANTSONEACH ...WITHOURPANTSON." "MORELIKEYOURPANTSONEACH OTHER." "MORELIKEYOURPANTSONEACH OTHER." "LIKE " " LIKE, YOU GUYS SWAP" "OTHER." "LIKE " " LIKE, YOU GUYS SWAP THEM." "LIKE " " LIKE, YOU GUYS SWAP THEM." "[ MUSIC ENDS ]" "THEM." "[ MUSIC ENDS ] ITHINKWE SWAPPEDPANTS." "[ MUSIC ENDS ] ITHINKWE SWAPPEDPANTS." "HUH." "OH." "ITHINKWE SWAPPEDPANTS." "HUH." "OH." "SEX IS SO CRAZY." "HUH." "OH." "SEX IS SO CRAZY." "HASITSMOMENTS." "SEX IS SO CRAZY." "HASITSMOMENTS." "INEEDYOUTOTAKE METO THE" "HASITSMOMENTS." "INEEDYOUTOTAKE METO THE CHIROPRACTOR." "INEEDYOUTOTAKE METO THE CHIROPRACTOR." "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]" "CHIROPRACTOR." "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ] YEAH." "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ] YEAH." "[ SIGHS ]" "YEAH." "[ SIGHS ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "[ SIGHS ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]" "[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] WHENSHEWAS12, SHE TOLDHER" "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] WHENSHEWAS12, SHE TOLDHER DAD SHE PROBABLY WANTED TO MARRY" "WHENSHEWAS12, SHE TOLDHER DAD SHE PROBABLY WANTED TO MARRY ME." "DAD SHE PROBABLY WANTED TO MARRY ME." "HOWDOYOUKNOWTHAT ?" "ME." "HOWDOYOUKNOWTHAT ?" "HETOLDME ." "HOWDOYOUKNOWTHAT ?" "HETOLDME ." "♪BELIEVEME" "HETOLDME ." "♪BELIEVEME  SPEAKOFTHEVAMPIRE." "♪BELIEVEME  SPEAKOFTHEVAMPIRE." "DR.G ?" "SPEAKOFTHEVAMPIRE." "DR.G ?" "YEAH." "ANDHE 'SWITHCHRIS." "DR.G ?" "YEAH." "ANDHE 'SWITHCHRIS." "♪DECEIVEME" "YEAH." "ANDHE 'SWITHCHRIS." "♪DECEIVEME  LETMESEE." "♪DECEIVEME  LETMESEE." "THISISAN EXPENSIVECAMERA." "LETMESEE." "THISISAN EXPENSIVECAMERA." "♪I KNOWYOUDID" "THISISAN EXPENSIVECAMERA." "♪I KNOWYOUDID  [Chuckling]DUDE,THEY 'RE" "♪I KNOWYOUDID  [Chuckling]DUDE,THEY 'RE GETTING INTO HIS CAR." "[Chuckling]DUDE,THEY 'RE GETTING INTO HIS CAR." "♪I 'MSORRY" "GETTING INTO HIS CAR." "♪I 'MSORRY ♪ WE ARE ALL ALONE NOW" "♪ TOGETHER DUDE,DR.GISHUMPINGYOUR BREEZY." "DUDE,DR.GISHUMPINGYOUR BREEZY." "SHE'SNOTMY BREEZY." "BREEZY." "SHE'SNOTMY BREEZY." "SHE'S NOBODY'S BREEZY." "SHE'SNOTMY BREEZY." "SHE'S NOBODY'S BREEZY." "NOTHING'S GOING ON BETWEEN THEM." "SHE'S NOBODY'S BREEZY." "NOTHING'S GOING ON BETWEEN THEM." "IT'SJUSTTHATTHEY" "THEY" "NOTHING'S GOING ON BETWEEN THEM." "IT'SJUSTTHATTHEY" "THEY GOT INTO THE CAR TOGETHER." "IT'SJUSTTHATTHEY" "THEY GOT INTO THE CAR TOGETHER." "SHEDOESN'THAVESEX EVERY" "GOT INTO THE CAR TOGETHER." "SHEDOESN'THAVESEX EVERY TIME SHE GETS INTO SOMEBODY'S" "SHEDOESN'THAVESEX EVERY TIME SHE GETS INTO SOMEBODY'S CAR." "TIME SHE GETS INTO SOMEBODY'S CAR." "SHE'S BEEN IN MY CAR A LOT." "CAR." "SHE'S BEEN IN MY CAR A LOT." "DUDE,THINKABOUTIT." "SHE'S BEEN IN MY CAR A LOT." "DUDE,THINKABOUTIT." "♪HOLDINGIT DOWN" "DUDE,THINKABOUTIT." "♪HOLDINGIT DOWN DR.G 'sHUMPINGMY BREEZY." "♪HOLDINGIT DOWN DR.G 'sHUMPINGMY BREEZY." "♪NEVERLETMEDOWN" "DR.G 'sHUMPINGMY BREEZY." "♪NEVERLETMEDOWN  LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪" "♪NEVERLETMEDOWN  LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪ HOWLONGHAVEYOU BEEN" "LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪ HOWLONGHAVEYOU BEEN HUMPING THIS BREEZY?" "HOWLONGHAVEYOU BEEN HUMPING THIS BREEZY?" "AFEWDAYS" "WELL ,PROBABLY" "HUMPING THIS BREEZY?" "AFEWDAYS" "WELL ,PROBABLY ABOUT FIVE WEEKS." "AFEWDAYS" "WELL ,PROBABLY ABOUT FIVE WEEKS." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "ABOUT FIVE WEEKS." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] AMI JUSTASCHMUCKTOYOU?" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] AMI JUSTASCHMUCKTOYOU?" "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" "AMI JUSTASCHMUCKTOYOU?" "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" "SHE'SMYSTUDENT,AND SHE 'SA" "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" "SHE'SMYSTUDENT,AND SHE 'SA KID." "SHE'SMYSTUDENT,AND SHE 'SA KID." "ANDNOWYOU'REVAMPINGOUT" "KID." "ANDNOWYOU'REVAMPINGOUT LIKE IT'S 1399?" "ANDNOWYOU'REVAMPINGOUT LIKE IT'S 1399?" "YEAH,PRETTYMUCH." "LIKE IT'S 1399?" "YEAH,PRETTYMUCH." "HEY,COULDYOUVAMPOUTRIGHT" "YEAH,PRETTYMUCH." "HEY,COULDYOUVAMPOUTRIGHT  NOW?" "HEY,COULDYOUVAMPOUTRIGHT  NOW?" "I'MNOTGONNADOITIN YOUR" "NOW?" "I'MNOTGONNADOITIN YOUR OFFICE." "I'MNOTGONNADOITIN YOUR OFFICE." "[SIGHS]" "OFFICE." "[SIGHS] LET ME JUST THROW THIS OUT" "[SIGHS] LET ME JUST THROW THIS OUT THERE." "LET ME JUST THROW THIS OUT THERE." "OHH." "BESIDES MARY, UM..." "THERE." "OHH." "BESIDES MARY, UM..." "HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KILLED?" "OHH." "BESIDES MARY, UM..." "HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KILLED?" "NOONE." "HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KILLED?" "NOONE." "I NEVER ASKED YOU TO HELP ME" "NOONE." "I NEVER ASKED YOU TO HELP ME KILL PEOPLE." "I NEVER ASKED YOU TO HELP ME KILL PEOPLE." "OH,GOD." "KILL PEOPLE." "OH,GOD." "[ Laughing ] I AM SO HAPPY TO" "OH,GOD." "[ Laughing ] I AM SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT." "[ Laughing ] I AM SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT." "I WAS SWEATING THAT BIG-TIME," "HEAR YOU SAY THAT." "I WAS SWEATING THAT BIG-TIME, I'M TELLING YOU." "I WAS SWEATING THAT BIG-TIME, I'M TELLING YOU." "THAT IS A LOAD OFF MY MIND." "I'M TELLING YOU." "THAT IS A LOAD OFF MY MIND." "WOW!" "OKAY." "THAT IS A LOAD OFF MY MIND." "WOW!" "OKAY." "[ BREATHES SHARPLY ]" "WOW!" "OKAY." "[ BREATHES SHARPLY ] EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, UH, BUT, THEN," "[ BREATHES SHARPLY ] EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, UH, BUT, THEN, WHY DID YOU WANT TO VAMP OUT IN" "EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, UH, BUT, THEN, WHY DID YOU WANT TO VAMP OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE?" "WHY DID YOU WANT TO VAMP OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE?" "ITHOUGHTIT 'DMAKEMEFEEL" "THE FIRST PLACE?" "ITHOUGHTIT 'DMAKEMEFEEL  BETTER." "ITHOUGHTIT 'DMAKEMEFEEL  BETTER." "I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE" "BETTER." "I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE KILLING." "I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE KILLING." "NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG " " BACK" "KILLING." "NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG " " BACK DURING THE RENAISSANCE, I USED" "NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG " " BACK DURING THE RENAISSANCE, I USED TO DRAIN FOOLS FOR WALKING" "DURING THE RENAISSANCE, I USED TO DRAIN FOOLS FOR WALKING FUNNY." "TO DRAIN FOOLS FOR WALKING FUNNY." "BUT, THEN, WHEN I MET MARY, THEN" "FUNNY." "BUT, THEN, WHEN I MET MARY, THEN SHE MADE ME FEEL DIFFERENT." "BUT, THEN, WHEN I MET MARY, THEN SHE MADE ME FEEL DIFFERENT." "ALLRIGHT." "SHE MADE ME FEEL DIFFERENT." "ALLRIGHT." "YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYONE." "ALLRIGHT." "YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYONE." "YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY IN THE" "YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYONE." "YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY IN THE NFL." "YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY IN THE NFL." "SO, WHAT NOW?" "NFL." "SO, WHAT NOW?" "WELL" "WELL,WE 'REJUST" "SO, WHAT NOW?" "WELL" "WELL,WE 'REJUST TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?" "WELL" "WELL,WE 'REJUST TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?" "WELL,ATSOMEPOINT,YOU'RE" "TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?" "WELL,ATSOMEPOINT,YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET HER GO," "WELL,ATSOMEPOINT,YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET HER GO, RIGHT?" "JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET HER GO, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU." "RIGHT?" "I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU." "YOU'RE VAMPING OUT." "I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU." "YOU'RE VAMPING OUT." "YOU'VE GOT A GIRL THAT MAKES YOU" "YOU'RE VAMPING OUT." "YOU'VE GOT A GIRL THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVEN'T FELT IN" "YOU'VE GOT A GIRL THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVEN'T FELT IN 300 YEARS." "FEEL LIKE YOU HAVEN'T FELT IN 300 YEARS." "THAT'S ALL GOOD." "300 YEARS." "THAT'S ALL GOOD." "DOYOUKNOWWHY IFEEL THAT" "THAT'S ALL GOOD." "DOYOUKNOWWHY IFEEL THAT  WAY?" "DOYOUKNOWWHY IFEEL THAT  WAY?" "BECAUSE WHEN I'M WITH CHRIS, I" "WAY?" "BECAUSE WHEN I'M WITH CHRIS, I HAVE THESE MOMENTS, THESE " "BECAUSE WHEN I'M WITH CHRIS, I HAVE THESE MOMENTS, THESE -- THESE FLEETING MOMENTS LIKE" "HAVE THESE MOMENTS, THESE -- THESE FLEETING MOMENTS LIKE MARY'S STILL ALIVE, LIKE I NEVER" "THESE FLEETING MOMENTS LIKE MARY'S STILL ALIVE, LIKE I NEVER KILLED HER." "MARY'S STILL ALIVE, LIKE I NEVER KILLED HER." "THEN THE MOMENT'S GONE, AND" "KILLED HER." "THEN THE MOMENT'S GONE, AND SHE'S STILL DEAD." "THEN THE MOMENT'S GONE, AND SHE'S STILL DEAD." ""IWAKED,SHEFLED,ANDDAY" "SHE'S STILL DEAD." ""IWAKED,SHEFLED,ANDDAY BROUGHT BACK MY NIGHT."" ""IWAKED,SHEFLED,ANDDAY BROUGHT BACK MY NIGHT." WHATAMIDOINGWITH A" "BROUGHT BACK MY NIGHT." WHATAMIDOINGWITH A 19-YEAR-OLD LOLITA?" "WHATAMIDOINGWITH A 19-YEAR-OLD LOLITA?" "ALOTLESSTHANIWOULD ." "19-YEAR-OLD LOLITA?" "ALOTLESSTHANIWOULD ." "[SIGHS]" "ALOTLESSTHANIWOULD ." "[SIGHS] LISTEN,SHE'SBROUGHTYOU" "[SIGHS] LISTEN,SHE'SBROUGHTYOU  THIS FAR." "LISTEN,SHE'SBROUGHTYOU  THIS FAR." "JUST GIVE HER A CHANCE." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] HEY,STRANGER." "[Chuckling]HEY ." "HEY,STRANGER." "[Chuckling]HEY ." "IT'SBEENAWHILE." "[Chuckling]HEY ." "IT'SBEENAWHILE." "YEAH." "IT'SBEENAWHILE." "YEAH." "[ BREATHES SHARPLY ]" "YEAH." "[ BREATHES SHARPLY ] SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED LATELY." "[ BREATHES SHARPLY ] SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED LATELY." "HOWDOESSOMETHINGLIKETHAT" "SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED LATELY." "HOWDOESSOMETHINGLIKETHAT  JUST HAPPEN?" "HOWDOESSOMETHINGLIKETHAT  JUST HAPPEN?" "WELL,LIKE,ONETIME,WHEN I" "JUST HAPPEN?" "WELL,LIKE,ONETIME,WHEN I WAS IN HIS OFFICE, I-I TOOK OFF" "WELL,LIKE,ONETIME,WHEN I WAS IN HIS OFFICE, I-I TOOK OFF MY COAT, AND..." "WAS IN HIS OFFICE, I-I TOOK OFF MY COAT, AND..." "I WAS NAKED UNDERNEATH." "MY COAT, AND..." "I WAS NAKED UNDERNEATH." "WHYAREYOUTELLINGMETHIS?" "I WAS NAKED UNDERNEATH." "WHYAREYOUTELLINGMETHIS?" "BECAUSEYOU'RELIKETHE ONLY" "WHYAREYOUTELLINGMETHIS?" "BECAUSEYOU'RELIKETHE ONLY PERSON I CAN TALK TO ABOUT THIS" "BECAUSEYOU'RELIKETHE ONLY PERSON I CAN TALK TO ABOUT THIS STUFF." "PERSON I CAN TALK TO ABOUT THIS STUFF." "ANOTHER TIME, WE WERE IN HIS" "STUFF." "ANOTHER TIME, WE WERE IN HIS OFFICE, AND WE WERE, LIKE, BEING" "ANOTHER TIME, WE WERE IN HIS OFFICE, AND WE WERE, LIKE, BEING INTIMATE AND STUFF " "OFFICE, AND WE WERE, LIKE, BEING INTIMATE AND STUFF -- YOUWEREHAVINGSEX ." "INTIMATE AND STUFF -- YOUWEREHAVINGSEX ." "YEAH." "WELL,LIKE,THE WHOLE" "YOUWEREHAVINGSEX ." "YEAH." "WELL,LIKE,THE WHOLE TIME, ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT" "YEAH." "WELL,LIKE,THE WHOLE TIME, ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS YOU." "TIME, ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS YOU." "[ MUSIC SWELLS ]" "WAS YOU." "[ MUSIC SWELLS ] NO, NO." "[ MUSIC SWELLS ] NO, NO." "I MEAN, NO, NO." "NO, NO." "I MEAN, NO, NO." "IT'S " " IT'S NOT LIKE THAT." "I MEAN, NO, NO." "IT'S " " IT'S NOT LIKE THAT." "I MEAN, I DON'T " " I DON'T THINK" "IT'S " " IT'S NOT LIKE THAT." "I MEAN, I DON'T " " I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU THAT WAY." "I MEAN, I DON'T " " I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU THAT WAY." "IDON'TTHINKABOUTYOUTHAT" "ABOUT YOU THAT WAY." "IDON'TTHINKABOUTYOUTHAT WAY, EITHER." "IDON'TTHINKABOUTYOUTHAT WAY, EITHER." "THAT WAS JUST MUSCLE MEMORY." "WAY, EITHER." "THAT WAS JUST MUSCLE MEMORY." "FROMWHAT?" "THAT WAS JUST MUSCLE MEMORY." "FROMWHAT?" "OTHERSTUFF." "FROMWHAT?" "OTHERSTUFF." "OH." "OTHERSTUFF." "OH." "LOOK..." "I JUST THOUGHT THAT " "OH." "LOOK..." "I JUST THOUGHT THAT -- THAT COLLEGE WOULD BE DIFFERENT," "LOOK..." "I JUST THOUGHT THAT -- THAT COLLEGE WOULD BE DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW?" "THAT COLLEGE WOULD BE DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW?" "LIKE, WE'D HANG OUT AND GET" "YOU KNOW?" "LIKE, WE'D HANG OUT AND GET WASTED " " STUFF LIKE THAT." "LIKE, WE'D HANG OUT AND GET WASTED " " STUFF LIKE THAT." "I COULD JUST BE A STUDENT AND" "WASTED " " STUFF LIKE THAT." "I COULD JUST BE A STUDENT AND NOT HAVE CRAZY GOOD SEX WITH MY" "I COULD JUST BE A STUDENT AND NOT HAVE CRAZY GOOD SEX WITH MY PROFESSOR." "NOT HAVE CRAZY GOOD SEX WITH MY PROFESSOR." "[ SIGHS ]" "PROFESSOR." "[ SIGHS ] WHAT DO I DO, FRED?" "[SPITS] YOU NEED TO DUMP HIS ASS..." "AND QUICK, BEFORE YOU CHANGE" "YOU NEED TO DUMP HIS ASS..." "AND QUICK, BEFORE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND." "AND QUICK, BEFORE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "YOUR MIND." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ONCEI'MDEAD" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ONCEI'MDEAD ♪ YOU CAN TELL ME EVERYTHING" "♪ONCEI'MDEAD ♪ YOU CAN TELL ME EVERYTHING DUDE,COMEHERE." "♪ YOU CAN TELL ME EVERYTHING DUDE,COMEHERE." "WHAT?" "DUDE,COMEHERE." "WHAT?" "JUSTCOMEOVERHERE." "WHAT?" "JUSTCOMEOVERHERE." "CHECK THIS OUT." "JUSTCOMEOVERHERE." "CHECK THIS OUT." "OH." "THAT'SCHRIS." "CHECK THIS OUT." "OH." "THAT'SCHRIS." "WHENSHEWASWITHDR.G." "OH." "THAT'SCHRIS." "WHENSHEWASWITHDR.G. YEAH,THANKSFORBRINGING" "WHENSHEWASWITHDR.G. YEAH,THANKSFORBRINGING THAT UP." "YEAH,THANKSFORBRINGING THAT UP." "NO,LOOK." "THAT UP." "NO,LOOK." "THERE'S CHRIS, THERE'S DR. G's" "NO,LOOK." "THERE'S CHRIS, THERE'S DR. G's UMBRELLA, AND NO DR. G!" "THERE'S CHRIS, THERE'S DR. G's UMBRELLA, AND NO DR. G!" "OH,MYGOSH." "UMBRELLA, AND NO DR. G!" "OH,MYGOSH." "TOM, I KNOW " " NOW YOU CAN" "OH,MYGOSH." "TOM, I KNOW " " NOW YOU CAN PHOTOSHOP ME IN THERE AND MAKE" "TOM, I KNOW " " NOW YOU CAN PHOTOSHOP ME IN THERE AND MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A BIGGER IDIOT." "PHOTOSHOP ME IN THERE AND MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A BIGGER IDIOT." "DUDE,I DIDN'TPHOTOSHOPIT." "ME FEEL LIKE A BIGGER IDIOT." "DUDE,I DIDN'TPHOTOSHOPIT." "WHATEVER." "DUDE,I DIDN'TPHOTOSHOPIT." "WHATEVER." "I GOT A QUIZ ON THIS, SO IF YOU" "WHATEVER." "I GOT A QUIZ ON THIS, SO IF YOU CAN KEEP IT DOWN, I'D APPRECIATE" "I GOT A QUIZ ON THIS, SO IF YOU CAN KEEP IT DOWN, I'D APPRECIATE IT." "CAN KEEP IT DOWN, I'D APPRECIATE IT." "THERE'STHEUMBRELLA." "IT." "THERE'STHEUMBRELLA." "THERE'S CHRIS." "THERE'STHEUMBRELLA." "THERE'S CHRIS." "WHERE'S DR. G?" "THERE'S CHRIS." "WHERE'S DR. G?" "DUDE, I AM NOT THAT GOOD." "WHERE'S DR. G?" "DUDE, I AM NOT THAT GOOD." "I'M NOT THAT GOOD." "DUDE, I AM NOT THAT GOOD." "I'M NOT THAT GOOD." "EXHIBIT "C" " " THERE'S CHRIS," "I'M NOT THAT GOOD." "EXHIBIT "C" " " THERE'S CHRIS, THERE'S THE UMBRELLA, AND" "EXHIBIT "C" " " THERE'S CHRIS, THERE'S THE UMBRELLA, AND WHERE'S DR. G?" "THERE'S THE UMBRELLA, AND WHERE'S DR. G?" "WHY WOULD DR. G NOT SHOW UP?" "WHERE'S DR. G?" "WHY WOULD DR. G NOT SHOW UP?" "Shh!" "WHY WOULD DR. G NOT SHOW UP?" "Shh!" "[ GLISSANDO PLAYS ]" "Shh!" "[ GLISSANDO PLAYS ] BUTYOURHAIRISA LITTLEBIT" "[ GLISSANDO PLAYS ] BUTYOURHAIRISA LITTLEBIT DARKER THAN HOW SHE KEPT IT AT" "BUTYOURHAIRISA LITTLEBIT DARKER THAN HOW SHE KEPT IT AT THE TIME, BUT IT WAS CUT OFF" "DARKER THAN HOW SHE KEPT IT AT THE TIME, BUT IT WAS CUT OFF JUST BELOW THE NECK." "THE TIME, BUT IT WAS CUT OFF JUST BELOW THE NECK." "MARILYN WAS 5'5" WHEN SHE WASN'T" "JUST BELOW THE NECK." "MARILYN WAS 5'5" WHEN SHE WASN'T SLOUCHING, AND JACK WAS 6'2"." "MARILYN WAS 5'5" WHEN SHE WASN'T SLOUCHING, AND JACK WAS 6'2"." "SO SHE LIKED TO WEAR HIGH HEELS" "SLOUCHING, AND JACK WAS 6'2"." "SO SHE LIKED TO WEAR HIGH HEELS WHEN SHE VISITED HIM AT" "SO SHE LIKED TO WEAR HIGH HEELS WHEN SHE VISITED HIM AT THE OVAL OFFICE 'CAUSE SHE LIKED" "WHEN SHE VISITED HIM AT THE OVAL OFFICE 'CAUSE SHE LIKED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES." "THE OVAL OFFICE 'CAUSE SHE LIKED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES." "BUT THE AFFAIR MADE JACK" "TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES." "BUT THE AFFAIR MADE JACK UNCOMFORTABLE." "BUT THE AFFAIR MADE JACK UNCOMFORTABLE." "[COUGHING]" "UNCOMFORTABLE." "[COUGHING] HELOVEDHISWIFE." "[COUGHING] HELOVEDHISWIFE." "MARILYN WAS JUST A DISTRACTION," "HELOVEDHISWIFE." "MARILYN WAS JUST A DISTRACTION, SOMETHING TO TAKE HIS MIND OFF" "MARILYN WAS JUST A DISTRACTION, SOMETHING TO TAKE HIS MIND OFF CASTRO." "SOMETHING TO TAKE HIS MIND OFF CASTRO." "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]" "CASTRO." "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] [COUGHING]" "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] [COUGHING] YOUOKAY,TOM?" "[COUGHING] YOUOKAY,TOM?" "NEED SOME WATER?" "YOUOKAY,TOM?" "NEED SOME WATER?" "Yeah,I justgotacough." "NEED SOME WATER?" "Yeah,I justgotacough." "[ COUGHS ]" "Yeah,I justgotacough." "[ COUGHS ] THEDAYSAREGETTINGSHORTER." "[ COUGHS ] THEDAYSAREGETTINGSHORTER." "YOU BETTER HURRY." "THEDAYSAREGETTINGSHORTER." "YOU BETTER HURRY." "WHY" "BECAUSETHESUN MIGHT" "YOU BETTER HURRY." "WHY" "BECAUSETHESUN MIGHT SET?" "WHY" "BECAUSETHESUN MIGHT SET?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "SET?" "[ LAUGHS ] I SWEAR, YOU'RE LIKE A WEREWOLF" "[ LAUGHS ] I SWEAR, YOU'RE LIKE A WEREWOLF OR SOMETHING." "I SWEAR, YOU'RE LIKE A WEREWOLF OR SOMETHING." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "OR SOMETHING." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [SIGHS]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [SIGHS] AND WE STILL ARE GONNA MEET AT" "[SIGHS] AND WE STILL ARE GONNA MEET AT THE TOWER THEATER TOMORROW?" "AND WE STILL ARE GONNA MEET AT THE TOWER THEATER TOMORROW?" "OH,YEAH." "THE TOWER THEATER TOMORROW?" "OH,YEAH." "IF IT'S ANOTHER WOODY ALLEN" "OH,YEAH." "IF IT'S ANOTHER WOODY ALLEN MOVIE, YOU SHOULD GO BY" "IF IT'S ANOTHER WOODY ALLEN MOVIE, YOU SHOULD GO BY YOURSELF." "MOVIE, YOU SHOULD GO BY YOURSELF." "I'M JUST SICK OF ALL THESE" "YOURSELF." "I'M JUST SICK OF ALL THESE STUPID OLD-PERSON DATES." "I'M JUST SICK OF ALL THESE STUPID OLD-PERSON DATES." "I MEAN, WHY CAN'T WE GO OUT AT" "STUPID OLD-PERSON DATES." "I MEAN, WHY CAN'T WE GO OUT AT NIGHT, LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?" "I MEAN, WHY CAN'T WE GO OUT AT NIGHT, LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?" "I'MNOTANORMALPERSON." "NIGHT, LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE?" "I'MNOTANORMALPERSON." "OHH,GOD!" "I'MNOTANORMALPERSON." "OHH,GOD!" "YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY MOM!" "OHH,GOD!" "YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY MOM!" "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN" "YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY MOM!" "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE." "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE." "YOU KNOW..." "EVERYONE." "YOU KNOW..." "SOMETIMES, WHEN WE'RE HAVING" "YOU KNOW..." "SOMETIMES, WHEN WE'RE HAVING SEX, I THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE." "SOMETIMES, WHEN WE'RE HAVING SEX, I THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE." "ITHINKOF SOMEONEELSEEVERY" "SEX, I THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE." "ITHINKOF SOMEONEELSEEVERY TIME." "ITHINKOF SOMEONEELSEEVERY TIME." "MARY, YOU'RE PROBABLY ROLLING" "TIME." "MARY, YOU'RE PROBABLY ROLLING OVER IN YOUR GRAVE RIGHT NOW." "MARY, YOU'RE PROBABLY ROLLING OVER IN YOUR GRAVE RIGHT NOW." "YEAH,LIKEIGIVEASHITWHAT" "OVER IN YOUR GRAVE RIGHT NOW." "YEAH,LIKEIGIVEASHITWHAT SHE THINKS." "YEAH,LIKEIGIVEASHITWHAT SHE THINKS." "AND SHE'S NOT DEAD." "SHE THINKS." "AND SHE'S NOT DEAD." "WHAT?" "AND SHE'S NOT DEAD." "WHAT?" "MYMOM'SNOTDEAD." "WHAT?" "MYMOM'SNOTDEAD." "YOU SAID SHE'S PROBABLY ROLLING" "MYMOM'SNOTDEAD." "YOU SAID SHE'S PROBABLY ROLLING OVER IN HER GRAVE." "YOU SAID SHE'S PROBABLY ROLLING OVER IN HER GRAVE." "ISAIDMARYISPROBABLY" "OVER IN HER GRAVE." "ISAIDMARYISPROBABLY ROLLING OVER IN HER GRAVE RIGHT" "ISAIDMARYISPROBABLY ROLLING OVER IN HER GRAVE RIGHT NOW." "ROLLING OVER IN HER GRAVE RIGHT NOW." "AREYOUAMORON?" "NOW." "AREYOUAMORON?" "SHE'S NOT DEAD." "AREYOUAMORON?" "SHE'S NOT DEAD." "YOU ONLY SAY THAT WHEN PEOPLE" "SHE'S NOT DEAD." "YOU ONLY SAY THAT WHEN PEOPLE ARE DEAD." "YOU ONLY SAY THAT WHEN PEOPLE ARE DEAD." "YOURMOTHER'SNAMEISMARY ?" "ARE DEAD." "YOURMOTHER'SNAMEISMARY ?" "YEAH." "YOURMOTHER'SNAMEISMARY ?" "YEAH." "YOU KNEW THAT." "YEAH." "YOU KNEW THAT." "NO." "I WOULDNOTHAVE" "YOU KNEW THAT." "NO." "I WOULDNOTHAVE FORGOTTEN THAT." "NO." "I WOULDNOTHAVE FORGOTTEN THAT." "WELL,THAT'SHERNAME." "FORGOTTEN THAT." "WELL,THAT'SHERNAME." "DON'T WEAR IT OUT." "WELL,THAT'SHERNAME." "DON'T WEAR IT OUT." "WHAT'SHERMAIDENNAME?" "DON'T WEAR IT OUT." "WHAT'SHERMAIDENNAME?" "WHYTHEHELLDOYOUCARE?" "WHAT'SHERMAIDENNAME?" "WHYTHEHELLDOYOUCARE?" "BECAUSEI CARE!" "WHYTHEHELLDOYOUCARE?" "BECAUSEI CARE!" "IT'SLIPINSKY." "BECAUSEI CARE!" "IT'SLIPINSKY." "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "WAYNE." "[GASPS] AREYOUOKAY?" "[GASPS] AREYOUOKAY?" "[BREATHESSHARPLY]" "AREYOUOKAY?" "[BREATHESSHARPLY] OH,MYGOD." "[BREATHESSHARPLY] OH,MYGOD." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?" "!" "OH,MYGOD." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?" "!" "ITHOUGHTILOSTYOU, MARY ." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?" "!" "ITHOUGHTILOSTYOU, MARY ." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "ITHOUGHTILOSTYOU, MARY ." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] WHAT?" "OH!" "OH !" "[ GASPS ] HOLY SHIT!" "YOU'RE A WEREWOLF, FOR REAL?" "!" "HOLY SHIT!" "YOU'RE A WEREWOLF, FOR REAL?" "!" "I'MA BADASS." "YOU'RE A WEREWOLF, FOR REAL?" "!" "I'MA BADASS." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "WAYNE,NO!" "OH, GOD!" "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "OH, GOD!" "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ MUSIC ENDS ]" "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ MUSIC ENDS ] MARY?" "[ MUSIC ENDS ] MARY?" "CHRIS!" "MARY?" "CHRIS!" "CHRIS!" "CHRIS!" "CHRIS!" "OH, SHE'S STILL..." "CHRIS!" "OH, SHE'S STILL..." "OH, SHIT!" "OH, SHE'S STILL..." "OH, SHIT!" "SHIT!" "OH, SHIT!" "SHIT!" "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!" "SHIT!" "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!" "OKAY." "WHEW, WHEW, WHEW!" "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!" "OKAY." "WHEW, WHEW, WHEW!" "THAT WAS A BAD ONE." "OKAY." "WHEW, WHEW, WHEW!" "THAT WAS A BAD ONE." "WHEW!" "OKAY." "THAT WAS A BAD ONE." "WHEW!" "OKAY." "[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]" "WHEW!" "OKAY." "[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪OH-OH" "[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪OH-OH ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH" "♪OH-OH ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪DOO-OOH" "♪TELLSANTAIGAVE YOU MY HEART ♪ ♪ BUT DON'T TELL HIM YOU THREW" "MY HEART ♪ ♪ BUT DON'T TELL HIM YOU THREW IT AWAY ♪" "♪ BUT DON'T TELL HIM YOU THREW IT AWAY ♪ [ DOORBELL RINGS ]" "IT AWAY ♪ [ DOORBELL RINGS ] [BREATHESDEEPLY]" "[ DOORBELL RINGS ] [BREATHESDEEPLY] HELLO." "[BREATHESDEEPLY] HELLO." "HI." "ISMARYHERE?" "HELLO." "HI." "ISMARYHERE?" "UH,SHEWENTTOA MOVIE." "HI." "ISMARYHERE?" "UH,SHEWENTTOA MOVIE." "PROBABLYWOODYALLEN." "UH,SHEWENTTOA MOVIE." "PROBABLYWOODYALLEN." "IDON'TKNOW." "PROBABLYWOODYALLEN." "IDON'TKNOW." "HOW DO I KNOW YOU AGAIN?" "IDON'TKNOW." "HOW DO I KNOW YOU AGAIN?" "JUSTFROMAROUNDTHE TOWN." "HOW DO I KNOW YOU AGAIN?" "JUSTFROMAROUNDTHE TOWN." "OH." "JUSTFROMAROUNDTHE TOWN." "OH." "DOESSHEHAVEAMAZINGSKIN ?" "OH." "DOESSHEHAVEAMAZINGSKIN ?" "YEAH." "DOESSHEHAVEAMAZINGSKIN ?" "YEAH." "THAT'S " " THAT'S A WEIRD" "YEAH." "THAT'S " " THAT'S A WEIRD QUESTION." "THAT'S " " THAT'S A WEIRD QUESTION." "DOYOUHAVEAPHOTOGRAPHOF" "QUESTION." "DOYOUHAVEAPHOTOGRAPHOF HER?" "DOYOUHAVEAPHOTOGRAPHOF HER?" "MYWIFEDOESN'TLIKETOBE" "HER?" "MYWIFEDOESN'TLIKETOBE  PHOTOGRAPHED." "MYWIFEDOESN'TLIKETOBE  PHOTOGRAPHED." "RIGHT." "RIGHT,SORRY." "PHOTOGRAPHED." "RIGHT." "RIGHT,SORRY." "THIS BELONGS TO HER." "RIGHT." "RIGHT,SORRY." "THIS BELONGS TO HER." "ALL RIGHT." "THIS BELONGS TO HER." "ALL RIGHT." "THANK YOU." "ALL RIGHT." "THANK YOU." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "THANK YOU." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] WHOO-HOO-HOO!" "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] WHOO-HOO-HOO!" "OH, SHIT!" "WHOO-HOO-HOO!" "OH, SHIT!" "OH!" "OH, SHIT!" "OH!" "♪TOLDIT TO THEANGEL," "OH!" "♪TOLDIT TO THEANGEL, NOW WE'RE WORLDS APART ♪" "♪TOLDIT TO THEANGEL, NOW WE'RE WORLDS APART ♪ ♪ NOW " "NOW WE'RE WORLDS APART ♪ ♪ NOW -- WAIT." "YOUTHOUGHTCHRISWAS" "♪ NOW -- WAIT." "YOUTHOUGHTCHRISWAS DEAD, BUT SHE'S STILL ALIVE." "WAIT." "YOUTHOUGHTCHRISWAS DEAD, BUT SHE'S STILL ALIVE." "MARY, WHO IS DEAD, IS AT A" "DEAD, BUT SHE'S STILL ALIVE." "MARY, WHO IS DEAD, IS AT A WOODY ALLEN MOVIE?" "MARY, WHO IS DEAD, IS AT A WOODY ALLEN MOVIE?" "SHEMUSTHAVEBEENINA" "IN" "WOODY ALLEN MOVIE?" "SHEMUSTHAVEBEENINA" "IN A COMA WHEN THEY BURIED HER." "SHEMUSTHAVEBEENINA" "IN A COMA WHEN THEY BURIED HER." "I MEAN, PEOPLE DIDN'T CHECK FOR" "A COMA WHEN THEY BURIED HER." "I MEAN, PEOPLE DIDN'T CHECK FOR PULSES BACK THEN." "I MEAN, PEOPLE DIDN'T CHECK FOR PULSES BACK THEN." "BUTIFHERMOTHERWASA" "PULSES BACK THEN." "BUTIFHERMOTHERWASA  VAMPIRE, WOULDN'T CHRIS HAVE" "BUTIFHERMOTHERWASA  VAMPIRE, WOULDN'T CHRIS HAVE BEEN BORN A VAMPIRE?" "VAMPIRE, WOULDN'T CHRIS HAVE BEEN BORN A VAMPIRE?" "NO,ITDOESN'TWORKTHAT WAY." "BEEN BORN A VAMPIRE?" "NO,ITDOESN'TWORKTHAT WAY." "IT'S LIKE HERPES." "NO,ITDOESN'TWORKTHAT WAY." "IT'S LIKE HERPES." "A MOTHER CAN HAVE IT, BUT THAT" "IT'S LIKE HERPES." "A MOTHER CAN HAVE IT, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN A CHILD WILL." "A MOTHER CAN HAVE IT, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN A CHILD WILL." "SO,YOUHAVETOBRINGTHE" "DOESN'T MEAN A CHILD WILL." "SO,YOUHAVETOBRINGTHE PERSON TO THE EDGE OF DEATH, AND" "SO,YOUHAVETOBRINGTHE PERSON TO THE EDGE OF DEATH, AND THEN STOP?" "PERSON TO THE EDGE OF DEATH, AND THEN STOP?" "WHAT" "TOTURNTHEMINTO A" "THEN STOP?" "WHAT" "TOTURNTHEMINTO A VAMPIRE?" "WHAT" "TOTURNTHEMINTO A VAMPIRE?" "NO, NO." "VAMPIRE?" "NO, NO." "YOU JUST HAVE TO DRINK ABOUT" "NO, NO." "YOU JUST HAVE TO DRINK ABOUT A PINT OF THEIR BLOOD." "YOU JUST HAVE TO DRINK ABOUT A PINT OF THEIR BLOOD." "THAT'SIT?" "A PINT OF THEIR BLOOD." "THAT'SIT?" "THAT'S HOW MUCH I GIVE WHEN I" "THAT'SIT?" "THAT'S HOW MUCH I GIVE WHEN I DONATE." "THAT'S HOW MUCH I GIVE WHEN I DONATE." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "DONATE." "[ CHUCKLES ] DOES YOUR BITE HAVE VENOM, LIKE" "[ CHUCKLES ] DOES YOUR BITE HAVE VENOM, LIKE IN "TWILIGHT"?" "DOES YOUR BITE HAVE VENOM, LIKE IN "TWILIGHT"?" "NO." "PEOPLEGETALL THESE" "IN "TWILIGHT"?" "NO." "PEOPLEGETALL THESE RIDICULOUS IDEAS." "NO." "PEOPLEGETALL THESE RIDICULOUS IDEAS." "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BITE " " IT'S" "RIDICULOUS IDEAS." "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BITE " " IT'S THE DRINKING OF THE BLOOD THAT" "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BITE " " IT'S THE DRINKING OF THE BLOOD THAT DOES IT." "THE DRINKING OF THE BLOOD THAT DOES IT." "[SCOFFS]" "DOES IT." "[SCOFFS] THAT'S SO SIMPLE, IT'S ALMOST" "[SCOFFS] THAT'S SO SIMPLE, IT'S ALMOST STUPID." "THAT'S SO SIMPLE, IT'S ALMOST STUPID." "YEAH." "I COULDSLITYOUR" "STUPID." "YEAH." "I COULDSLITYOUR WRIST, DRAIN IT INTO A GLASS," "YEAH." "I COULDSLITYOUR WRIST, DRAIN IT INTO A GLASS, AND DRINK IT " " TOMORROW, YOU'D" "WRIST, DRAIN IT INTO A GLASS, AND DRINK IT " " TOMORROW, YOU'D BE A VAMPIRE." "AND DRINK IT " " TOMORROW, YOU'D BE A VAMPIRE." "I'MGAME." "BE A VAMPIRE." "I'MGAME." "[CHUCKLES]" "I'MGAME." "[CHUCKLES] [LAUGHS]" "[CHUCKLES] [LAUGHS] YEAH." "[LAUGHS] YEAH." "[SIGHS]" "YEAH." "[SIGHS] I REALLY WISH I DIDN'T TURN" "[SIGHS] I REALLY WISH I DIDN'T TURN CHRIS INTO A VAMPIRE." "I REALLY WISH I DIDN'T TURN CHRIS INTO A VAMPIRE." "I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS" "CHRIS INTO A VAMPIRE." "I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA PLAY OUT." "I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA PLAY OUT." "OH,LIKEAFAIRYTALE ,MY" "GONNA PLAY OUT." "OH,LIKEAFAIRYTALE ,MY FRIEND " " LIKE A FAIRY TALE THAT" "OH,LIKEAFAIRYTALE ,MY FRIEND " " LIKE A FAIRY TALE THAT NEVER ENDS." "FRIEND " " LIKE A FAIRY TALE THAT NEVER ENDS." "JUSTTHESAME,I'D BETTERBE" "NEVER ENDS." "JUSTTHESAME,I'D BETTERBE THERE WHEN SHE WAKES UP." "JUSTTHESAME,I'D BETTERBE THERE WHEN SHE WAKES UP." "TERRIFIC." "I 'LLGOWITHYOU ." "THERE WHEN SHE WAKES UP." "TERRIFIC." "I 'LLGOWITHYOU ." "NO." "TERRIFIC." "I 'LLGOWITHYOU ." "NO." "OKAY." "CHRIS?" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "OH, SHIT." "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "DVVVT!" "[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ] WHAT'S WORSE " " HE STEALS YOUR" "[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ] WHAT'S WORSE " " HE STEALS YOUR GIRL OR STEALS YOUR GIRL, THEN" "WHAT'S WORSE " " HE STEALS YOUR GIRL OR STEALS YOUR GIRL, THEN TURNS HER INTO A VAMPIRE?" "GIRL OR STEALS YOUR GIRL, THEN TURNS HER INTO A VAMPIRE?" "YOUKNOW,BOTHSCENARIOS" "TURNS HER INTO A VAMPIRE?" "YOUKNOW,BOTHSCENARIOS SUCK." "YOUKNOW,BOTHSCENARIOS SUCK." "LUCKY FOR ME, VAMPIRES DON'T" "SUCK." "LUCKY FOR ME, VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST, SO I ONLY HAVE TO WORRY" "LUCKY FOR ME, VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST, SO I ONLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE FIRST ONE." "EXIST, SO I ONLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE FIRST ONE." "HOWMUCHEVIDENCEDOYOU" "ABOUT THE FIRST ONE." "HOWMUCHEVIDENCEDOYOU NEED?" "HOWMUCHEVIDENCEDOYOU NEED?" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "NEED?" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] COME IN." "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] COME IN." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "COME IN." "[ DOOR OPENS ] OH!" "[ DOOR OPENS ] OH!" "SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE." "OH!" "SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE." "DR. G, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE" "SPEAK OF THE VAMPIRE." "DR. G, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR?" "DR. G, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR?" "IT'S9 :30." "AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR?" "IT'S9 :30." "THEWITCHINGHOUR." "IT'S9 :30." "THEWITCHINGHOUR." "WELL, CAN WE GET ANYTHING FOR" "THEWITCHINGHOUR." "WELL, CAN WE GET ANYTHING FOR YOU, PERHAPS SOMETHING TO DRINK?" "WELL, CAN WE GET ANYTHING FOR YOU, PERHAPS SOMETHING TO DRINK?" "UH,NOTHANKS." "YOU, PERHAPS SOMETHING TO DRINK?" "UH,NOTHANKS." "I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR CHRIS," "UH,NOTHANKS." "I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR CHRIS, UH, CHRIS KELLER." "I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR CHRIS, UH, CHRIS KELLER." "YEAH." "WEKNOWHER LASTNAME ." "UH, CHRIS KELLER." "YEAH." "WEKNOWHER LASTNAME ." "SOME OF US USED TO TAKE BATHS" "YEAH." "WEKNOWHER LASTNAME ." "SOME OF US USED TO TAKE BATHS WITH HER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE." "SOME OF US USED TO TAKE BATHS WITH HER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE." "WELL,T-THISIS IMPORTANT." "WITH HER WHEN WE WERE LITTLE." "WELL,T-THISIS IMPORTANT." "HAVEYOUTRIEDLOOKINGIN" "WELL,T-THISIS IMPORTANT." "HAVEYOUTRIEDLOOKINGIN YOUR CAR?" "HAVEYOUTRIEDLOOKINGIN YOUR CAR?" "I KNOW SHE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME" "YOUR CAR?" "I KNOW SHE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME IN THERE LATELY." "I KNOW SHE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME IN THERE LATELY." "PLEASE,IFYOUHAVEANY" "IN THERE LATELY." "PLEASE,IFYOUHAVEANY INFORMATION..." "PLEASE,IFYOUHAVEANY INFORMATION..." "THELAMBDASIGSARE HAVINGA" "INFORMATION..." "THELAMBDASIGSARE HAVINGA BONFIRE UP THE CANYON." "THELAMBDASIGSARE HAVINGA BONFIRE UP THE CANYON." "WHYDOYOUNEEDHER?" "BONFIRE UP THE CANYON." "WHYDOYOUNEEDHER?" "I-IJUSTNEEDTOFIND HER." "[BREATHINGQUICKLY] YOU STILL DON'T THINK HE'S A VAMPIRE?" "YOU STILL DON'T THINK HE'S A VAMPIRE?" "NO." "VAMPIRE?" "NO." "JUST A BIG, FAT, STUPID SON OF A" "NO." "JUST A BIG, FAT, STUPID SON OF A BITCH." "JUST A BIG, FAT, STUPID SON OF A BITCH." "YOUHAVETO MEETLUDMILA." "BITCH." "YOUHAVETO MEETLUDMILA." "[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]" "♪PLEASEDON'TGET ME EVERYTHING I WANT ♪ ♪ I WANT TO WANT SOME THINGS" "♪ AND IF YOU WERE TO GIVE ME EVERYTHING, I HOPE YOU'D MAKE IT HARD FOR ME ♪" "EVERYTHING, I HOPE YOU'D MAKE IT HARD FOR ME ♪ [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]" "HARD FOR ME ♪ [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] [ MUSIC STOPS ]" "[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] [ MUSIC STOPS ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[GROANS]" "[ GROANS ] SORRYABOUTTHIS,BUDDY." "[ BONES CRACK ]" "SORRYABOUTTHIS,BUDDY." "[ BONES CRACK ] [SLURPING]" "[ BONES CRACK ] [SLURPING] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[SLURPING] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪AMBUSH,AMBUSH,AMBUSH," "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪AMBUSH,AMBUSH,AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH ♪" "♪AMBUSH,AMBUSH,AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH ♪ ♪ AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH," "AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH ♪ ♪ AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH ♪" "♪ AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH, AMBUSH ♪ ♪GATHERALLMYFOLK WHO'S" "AMBUSH, AMBUSH ♪ ♪GATHERALLMYFOLK WHO'S ALL TOGETHER, RALLY 'ROUND ♪" "♪GATHERALLMYFOLK WHO'S ALL TOGETHER, RALLY 'ROUND ♪ HELLO,CHRIS." "ALL TOGETHER, RALLY 'ROUND ♪ HELLO,CHRIS." "♪LISTENTO THEDRUMMER..." "HELLO,CHRIS." "♪LISTENTO THEDRUMMER..." "OH,DON'TYOUKNOWHOWTO" "♪LISTENTO THEDRUMMER..." "OH,DON'TYOUKNOWHOWTO KNOCK?" "OH,DON'TYOUKNOWHOWTO KNOCK?" "HOWMANYPEOPLEHAVEYOU" "KNOCK?" "HOWMANYPEOPLEHAVEYOU KILLED?" "HOWMANYPEOPLEHAVEYOU KILLED?" "UH." "KILLED?" "UH." "HE MAKES 29." "UH." "HE MAKES 29." "♪ALLMY FOLKWHO 'SALL" "HE MAKES 29." "♪ALLMY FOLKWHO 'SALL  TOGETHER, RALLY 'ROUND ♪" "♪ALLMY FOLKWHO 'SALL  TOGETHER, RALLY 'ROUND ♪ ♪ LISTEN TO THE DRUMMER" "TOGETHER, RALLY 'ROUND ♪ ♪ LISTEN TO THE DRUMMER TALKING ♪" "♪ LISTEN TO THE DRUMMER TALKING ♪ CHRIS,WENEEDTOTALK ." "TALKING ♪ CHRIS,WENEEDTOTALK ." "WHAT'STHERETO TALKABOUT?" "CHRIS,WENEEDTOTALK ." "WHAT'STHERETO TALKABOUT?" "YOU'REA VAMPIRENOW." "WHAT'STHERETO TALKABOUT?" "YOU'REA VAMPIRENOW." "UH-HUH." "YOU'REA VAMPIRENOW." "UH-HUH." "AND,UH..." "UH-HUH." "AND,UH..." "[ Laughing ] WOW, REALLY?" "AND,UH..." "[ Laughing ] WOW, REALLY?" "I MEAN, 29?" "[ Laughing ] WOW, REALLY?" "I MEAN, 29?" "[ LAUGHS ]" "I MEAN, 29?" "[ LAUGHS ] OH!" "[ LAUGHS ] OH!" "[ SIGHS ]" "OH!" "[ SIGHS ] I NEED TO TEACH YOU CERTAIN" "[ SIGHS ] I NEED TO TEACH YOU CERTAIN RULES." "I NEED TO TEACH YOU CERTAIN RULES." "LIKEWHAT?" "RULES." "LIKEWHAT?" "WELL,HOWTO STYLEYOURHAIR" "LIKEWHAT?" "WELL,HOWTO STYLEYOURHAIR  WITHOUT A MIRROR, HOW NOT TO" "WELL,HOWTO STYLEYOURHAIR  WITHOUT A MIRROR, HOW NOT TO BLOW UP IN THE SUN, HOW TO NOT" "WITHOUT A MIRROR, HOW NOT TO BLOW UP IN THE SUN, HOW TO NOT LEAVE PEOPLE ALIVE, OR THEY'RE" "BLOW UP IN THE SUN, HOW TO NOT LEAVE PEOPLE ALIVE, OR THEY'RE GONNA TURN INTO VAMPIRES!" "LEAVE PEOPLE ALIVE, OR THEY'RE GONNA TURN INTO VAMPIRES!" "THENWHYDIDYOU LEAVEME" "GONNA TURN INTO VAMPIRES!" "THENWHYDIDYOU LEAVEME ALIVE, HUH?" "THENWHYDIDYOU LEAVEME ALIVE, HUH?" "BECAUSEI NEVERMEANTTOHURT" "ALIVE, HUH?" "BECAUSEI NEVERMEANTTOHURT  YOU." "BECAUSEI NEVERMEANTTOHURT  YOU." "OH!" "[ SIGHS]" "YOU." "OH!" "[ SIGHS] LOOK,WENEEDTOTALK ABOUT" "OH!" "[ SIGHS] LOOK,WENEEDTOTALK ABOUT ALTERNATIVES HERE." "LOOK,WENEEDTOTALK ABOUT ALTERNATIVES HERE." "[SCOFFS]" "ALTERNATIVES HERE." "[SCOFFS] [ GRUNTS ]" "[SCOFFS] [ GRUNTS ] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "[ GRUNTS ] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "WELL,LIKE" " LIKEDRINKING" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "WELL,LIKE" " LIKEDRINKING ANIMAL BLOOD." "WELL,LIKE" " LIKEDRINKING ANIMAL BLOOD." "BUT YOU DIDN'T GET MY NOTE?" "ANIMAL BLOOD." "BUT YOU DIDN'T GET MY NOTE?" "YEAH." "I TRIEDTHATSHITIN" "BUT YOU DIDN'T GET MY NOTE?" "YEAH." "I TRIEDTHATSHITIN YOUR FRIDGE." "YEAH." "I TRIEDTHATSHITIN YOUR FRIDGE." "YOUGETUSEDTOIT." "YOUR FRIDGE." "YOUGETUSEDTOIT." "JUSTBECAUSEYOU'REA" "YOUGETUSEDTOIT." "JUSTBECAUSEYOU'REA WEAK-ASS VAMPIRE DOESN'T MEAN I" "JUSTBECAUSEYOU'REA WEAK-ASS VAMPIRE DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO BE." "WEAK-ASS VAMPIRE DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO BE." "LOOK,I KNOWTHISISALL" "HAVE TO BE." "LOOK,I KNOWTHISISALL VERY, VERY NEW TO YOU." "LOOK,I KNOWTHISISALL VERY, VERY NEW TO YOU." "IT'S PROBABLY VERY DIFFICULT." "VERY, VERY NEW TO YOU." "IT'S PROBABLY VERY DIFFICULT." "[LAUGHS]NO." "IT'S PROBABLY VERY DIFFICULT." "[LAUGHS]NO." "YOU KNOW, IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF" "[LAUGHS]NO." "YOU KNOW, IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF EASY." "YOU KNOW, IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF EASY." "WELL,HELPME CLEANTHISUP," "EASY." "WELL,HELPME CLEANTHISUP, AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS." "WELL,HELPME CLEANTHISUP, AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS." "[SCOFFS]YOU KNOWWHAT ?" "AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS." "[SCOFFS]YOU KNOWWHAT ?" "CLEAN IT UP YOURSELF." "[SCOFFS]YOU KNOWWHAT ?" "CLEAN IT UP YOURSELF." "OH!" "CLEAN IT UP YOURSELF." "OH!" "[LAUGHS]" "OH!" "[LAUGHS] ♪THISWOMANMEAN," "[LAUGHS] ♪THISWOMANMEAN, AN AGGRAVATED TEEN ♪" "♪THISWOMANMEAN, AN AGGRAVATED TEEN ♪ ♪ GOT YOU RUNNING SCARED" "AN AGGRAVATED TEEN ♪ ♪ GOT YOU RUNNING SCARED DAMN,ITFEELSGOODTOBE A" "♪ GOT YOU RUNNING SCARED DAMN,ITFEELSGOODTOBE A GANGSTA." "DAMN,ITFEELSGOODTOBE A GANGSTA." "♪..." "SHOOKBY GUERRILLA" "GANGSTA." "♪..." "SHOOKBY GUERRILLA TACTICS, AMBUSH ♪" "♪..." "SHOOKBY GUERRILLA TACTICS, AMBUSH ♪ ♪ YOU CAN SAY YOU BEEN HIT NOW" "TACTICS, AMBUSH ♪ ♪ YOU CAN SAY YOU BEEN HIT NOW ♪ GATHER ALL MY FOLK WHO'S ALL" "♪ YOU CAN SAY YOU BEEN HIT NOW ♪ GATHER ALL MY FOLK WHO'S ALL TOGETHER, RALLY 'ROUND ♪" "♪ GATHER ALL MY FOLK WHO'S ALL TOGETHER, RALLY 'ROUND ♪ ♪ LISTEN TO THE DRUMMER TALKING," "TOGETHER, RALLY 'ROUND ♪ ♪ LISTEN TO THE DRUMMER TALKING, LISTEN TO THE SOUND ♪" "♪ LISTEN TO THE DRUMMER TALKING, LISTEN TO THE SOUND ♪ ♪ AMBUSH" "LISTEN TO THE SOUND ♪ ♪ AMBUSH [ MUSIC ENDS ]" "♪ AMBUSH [ MUSIC ENDS ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ MUSIC ENDS ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] [ SEAT BELT UNLOCKS ]" "♪MARY,ICAN 'TWAIT [ DOORBELL RINGS ] ♪ TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS" "[ DOORBELL RINGS ] ♪ TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS ♪ I ALWAYS KNEW" "♪ TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS ♪ I ALWAYS KNEW [BREATHESSHARPLY]" "♪ I ALWAYS KNEW [BREATHESSHARPLY] ♪THISDAYWOULDCOME" "[BREATHESSHARPLY] ♪THISDAYWOULDCOME  WANTTOCATCHAMOVIE?" "♪THISDAYWOULDCOME  WANTTOCATCHAMOVIE?" "[BREATHESSHARPLY]" "WANTTOCATCHAMOVIE?" "[BREATHESSHARPLY] ♪NOWWE 'RESITTINGHERE," "[BREATHESSHARPLY] ♪NOWWE 'RESITTINGHERE, IN LIVES WE CAN'T DENY ♪" "♪NOWWE 'RESITTINGHERE, IN LIVES WE CAN'T DENY ♪ MARY!" "WHOA!" "IN LIVES WE CAN'T DENY ♪ MARY!" "WHOA!" "YOUR TOAST IS BURNT." "♪MARY,ISAIDILOVEYOU IWANTADIVORCE." "♪I HOPEYOUFEELTHESAME" "IWANTADIVORCE." "♪I HOPEYOUFEELTHESAME IDESERVEASMOOTHY." "♪I HOPEYOUFEELTHESAME IDESERVEASMOOTHY." "♪THERE'SJUSTSOMETHING..." "IDESERVEASMOOTHY." "♪THERE'SJUSTSOMETHING..." "IKILLEDAPRIESTWHEN HE" "♪THERE'SJUSTSOMETHING..." "IKILLEDAPRIESTWHEN HE SAID I HAD NO SOUL." "IKILLEDAPRIESTWHEN HE SAID I HAD NO SOUL." "[CHUCKLES]" "SAID I HAD NO SOUL." "[CHUCKLES] I KILLED A FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO" "[CHUCKLES] I KILLED A FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO HAD FEELINGS FOR ME." "I KILLED A FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO HAD FEELINGS FOR ME." "[CHUCKLES]" "HAD FEELINGS FOR ME." "[CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]" "[CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES] ♪MARY,HOLDMECLOSE" "[CHUCKLES] ♪MARY,HOLDMECLOSE OH." "♪MARY,HOLDMECLOSE OH." "YOU REALLY COULDN'T GROW YOUR" "OH." "YOU REALLY COULDN'T GROW YOUR TEETH WITHOUT ME?" "YOU REALLY COULDN'T GROW YOUR TEETH WITHOUT ME?" "WELL,OKAY,WELL,I-I SAID" "TEETH WITHOUT ME?" "WELL,OKAY,WELL,I-I SAID I COULDN'T." "WELL,OKAY,WELL,I-I SAID I COULDN'T." "BUT THEN THE FUNNIEST THING" "I COULDN'T." "BUT THEN THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED TO ME." "BUT THEN THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED TO ME." "OKAY, SO [CHUCKLES] " " OKAY, NOT" "HAPPENED TO ME." "OKAY, SO [CHUCKLES] " " OKAY, NOT "HA HA" FUNNY, MORE OF A, UM," "OKAY, SO [CHUCKLES] " " OKAY, NOT "HA HA" FUNNY, MORE OF A, UM, LIKE, "THAT'S INTERESTING" KIND" ""HA HA" FUNNY, MORE OF A, UM, LIKE, "THAT'S INTERESTING" KIND OF FUNNY, YOU KNOW?" "LIKE, "THAT'S INTERESTING" KIND OF FUNNY, YOU KNOW?" "UM." "OF FUNNY, YOU KNOW?" "UM." "SO, YOU KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER" "UM." "SO, YOU KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER CHRIS?" "SO, YOU KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER CHRIS?" "YEAH." "CHRIS?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH." "HOWDOYOU" "HOWDOYOU KNOW" "YEAH." "HOWDOYOU" "HOWDOYOU KNOW HER?" "HOWDOYOU" "HOWDOYOU KNOW HER?" "WELL,JUSTFROMSCHOOL." "HER?" "WELL,JUSTFROMSCHOOL." "BUT YOU KNOW HOW YOU TWO LOOK" "WELL,JUSTFROMSCHOOL." "BUT YOU KNOW HOW YOU TWO LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE?" "BUT YOU KNOW HOW YOU TWO LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE?" "WE'REPRACTICALLYTWINS." "EXACTLY ALIKE?" "WE'REPRACTICALLYTWINS." "YEAH." "YEAH." "WE'REPRACTICALLYTWINS." "YEAH." "YEAH." "SO, ANYWAY, UH, SHE MADE MY" "YEAH." "YEAH." "SO, ANYWAY, UH, SHE MADE MY TEETH GROW LONG." "SO, ANYWAY, UH, SHE MADE MY TEETH GROW LONG." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "TEETH GROW LONG." "[ CHUCKLES ] AND THEN WE HAD SEX A BUNCH OF" "[ CHUCKLES ] AND THEN WE HAD SEX A BUNCH OF TIMES." "AND THEN WE HAD SEX A BUNCH OF TIMES." "UM, BUT I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH" "TIMES." "UM, BUT I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HER, AND WE WERE ABOUT TO BREAK" "UM, BUT I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HER, AND WE WERE ABOUT TO BREAK UP." "HER, AND WE WERE ABOUT TO BREAK UP." "ALSO, UH, I TURNED HER INTO A" "UP." "ALSO, UH, I TURNED HER INTO A VAMPIRE, AND SHE KILLED ABOUT" "ALSO, UH, I TURNED HER INTO A VAMPIRE, AND SHE KILLED ABOUT 29 PEOPLE SO FAR." "VAMPIRE, AND SHE KILLED ABOUT 29 PEOPLE SO FAR." "[ SIGHS ] 29 PEOPLE SO FAR." "[ SIGHS ] [SIGHS]" "[ SIGHS ] [SIGHS] ITHOUGHTOF YOUEVERYTIME ." "[SIGHS] ITHOUGHTOF YOUEVERYTIME ." "YOUHAVETO GETOUT OFHERE ." "ITHOUGHTOF YOUEVERYTIME ." "YOUHAVETO GETOUT OFHERE ." "MARY." "YOUHAVETO GETOUT OFHERE ." "MARY." "GOAWAY." "MARY." "GOAWAY." "♪MARY,ICAN 'TWAIT" "GOAWAY." "♪MARY,ICAN 'TWAIT GOAWAY!" "♪MARY,ICAN 'TWAIT GOAWAY!" "♪TOHOLDYOU INMYARMS" "GOAWAY!" "♪TOHOLDYOU INMYARMS ♪ I ALWAYS KNEW THIS DAY WOULD" "♪TOHOLDYOU INMYARMS ♪ I ALWAYS KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME ♪" "♪ AND NOW WE'RE SITTING HERE, IN LIVES WE CAN'T RELY ON ♪ [ VEHICLES PASSING ]" "IN LIVES WE CAN'T RELY ON ♪ [ VEHICLES PASSING ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ VEHICLES PASSING ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [Foreignaccent]THEY" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [Foreignaccent]THEY  PREFER TO MAKE LOVE IN THE" "[Foreignaccent]THEY  PREFER TO MAKE LOVE IN THE DAYTIME." "PREFER TO MAKE LOVE IN THE DAYTIME." "IT CALMS THEIR FEAR OF THE SUN." "DAYTIME." "IT CALMS THEIR FEAR OF THE SUN." "AFTER CLIMAX, I ALWAYS TAKE A" "IT CALMS THEIR FEAR OF THE SUN." "AFTER CLIMAX, I ALWAYS TAKE A SKETCH." "AFTER CLIMAX, I ALWAYS TAKE A SKETCH." "WHAT?" "WHAT'S WRONG?" "SKETCH." "WHAT?" "WHAT'S WRONG?" "YOU DON'T LIKE SEX?" "WHAT?" "WHAT'S WRONG?" "YOU DON'T LIKE SEX?" "NO,I 'DPROBABLYLOVESEX ." "YOU DON'T LIKE SEX?" "NO,I 'DPROBABLYLOVESEX ." "I JUST " " I DON'T SEE HOW" "NO,I 'DPROBABLYLOVESEX ." "I JUST " " I DON'T SEE HOW HEARING ABOUT YOUR MULTIPLE" "I JUST " " I DON'T SEE HOW HEARING ABOUT YOUR MULTIPLE PARTNERS IS GONNA HELP US OUT." "HEARING ABOUT YOUR MULTIPLE PARTNERS IS GONNA HELP US OUT." "THEREISOVER1,000SKETCHES" "PARTNERS IS GONNA HELP US OUT." "THEREISOVER1,000SKETCHES IN THIS BOOK." "THEREISOVER1,000SKETCHES IN THIS BOOK." "IF HE HAS BALL SAC..." "HE'S IN" "IN THIS BOOK." "IF HE HAS BALL SAC..." "HE'S IN THERE." "IF HE HAS BALL SAC..." "HE'S IN THERE." "Ballsac?" "WHAT " " WHAT ABOUT HIM?" "DID YOU MAKE LOVE TO HIM?" "NO,NOTTHISONE ..." "DID YOU MAKE LOVE TO HIM?" "NO,NOTTHISONE ..." "AND GOD KNOWS I TRIED." "NO,NOTTHISONE ..." "AND GOD KNOWS I TRIED." "I MET HIM IN CONEY ISLAND, 1986." "AND GOD KNOWS I TRIED." "I MET HIM IN CONEY ISLAND, 1986." "HE SAID HE LOVED ONCE BEFORE AND" "I MET HIM IN CONEY ISLAND, 1986." "HE SAID HE LOVED ONCE BEFORE AND THAT WAS ENOUGH." "HE SAID HE LOVED ONCE BEFORE AND THAT WAS ENOUGH." "HE GOT ME A CORN DOG." "THAT WAS ENOUGH." "HE GOT ME A CORN DOG." "WHATWASHISNAME?" "HE GOT ME A CORN DOG." "WHATWASHISNAME?" "HENEVERSAID,BUT HIS" "WHATWASHISNAME?" "HENEVERSAID,BUT HIS  NICKNAME I REMEMBER." "HENEVERSAID,BUT HIS  NICKNAME I REMEMBER." "WHATWASIT ?" "NICKNAME I REMEMBER." "WHATWASIT ?" "THEGREATONE." "WHATWASIT ?" "THEGREATONE." "LET'SGO." "THEGREATONE." "LET'SGO." "I'VEGOTAN APPOINTMENTWITH" "LET'SGO." "I'VEGOTAN APPOINTMENTWITH HER, BUT I'LL MEET YOU OUT " "I'VEGOTAN APPOINTMENTWITH HER, BUT I'LL MEET YOU OUT -- MEET YOU OUT THERE." "HER, BUT I'LL MEET YOU OUT -- MEET YOU OUT THERE." "[SCOFFS]" "MEET YOU OUT THERE." "[SCOFFS] THANK YOU." "TAKETHISANDPUT ITON THERE." "AREYOUSURE?" "THERE." "AREYOUSURE?" "OH,HEY,BITCHFACES,WHERE" "AREYOUSURE?" "OH,HEY,BITCHFACES,WHERE IS EVERYBODY?" "OH,HEY,BITCHFACES,WHERE IS EVERYBODY?" "ITHINKTHEYWENTBOWLING." "IS EVERYBODY?" "ITHINKTHEYWENTBOWLING." "LAME." "ITHINKTHEYWENTBOWLING." "LAME." "[ SCOFFS ] IS THIS ABSINTHE?" "LAME." "[ SCOFFS ] IS THIS ABSINTHE?" "YOUDONOTEVENKNOW WHAT" "[ SCOFFS ] IS THIS ABSINTHE?" "YOUDONOTEVENKNOW WHAT  YOU'RE MISSING." "YOUDONOTEVENKNOW WHAT  YOU'RE MISSING." "NONEOFYOUDO." "YOU'RE MISSING." "NONEOFYOUDO." "I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT WILL" "NONEOFYOUDO." "I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT WILL BLOW YOU MIND." "I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT WILL BLOW YOU MIND." "WHATISIT ?" "BLOW YOU MIND." "WHATISIT ?" "COMEINHERE." "WHATISIT ?" "COMEINHERE." "WHERE'S YOUR WHIP, SEXIFIED" "COMEINHERE." "WHERE'S YOUR WHIP, SEXIFIED BITCH?" "WHERE'S YOUR WHIP, SEXIFIED BITCH?" "OW!" "BITCH?" "OW!" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "OW!" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] ARE YOU TRYING TO BE, LIKE, ALL" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] ARE YOU TRYING TO BE, LIKE, ALL LESBIAN ON ME?" "ARE YOU TRYING TO BE, LIKE, ALL LESBIAN ON ME?" "JUSTCOMEHERE." "LESBIAN ON ME?" "JUSTCOMEHERE." "DOYOUWANTTODOBODYSHOTS?" "JUSTCOMEHERE." "DOYOUWANTTODOBODYSHOTS?" "Shh." "DOYOUWANTTODOBODYSHOTS?" "Shh." "MM." "Shh." "MM. OKAY." "MM. OKAY." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OKAY." "[ CHUCKLES ] OOH." "[ CHUCKLES ] OOH." "OH, CHRIS, I'M SO GLAD YOU ROLL" "OOH." "OH, CHRIS, I'M SO GLAD YOU ROLL THIS WAY." "OH, CHRIS, I'M SO GLAD YOU ROLL THIS WAY." "MM.METOO." "UGH!" "AAH!" "[GASPS] OH, MY GOD!" "OH,MYGOD." "OH, MY GOD!" "OH,MYGOD." "TA-DA!" "OH,MYGOD." "TA-DA!" "WHAT?" "TA-DA!" "WHAT?" "YOU'LL THANK ME TOMORROW." "WHAT?" "YOU'LL THANK ME TOMORROW." "AAH!" "YOU'LL THANK ME TOMORROW." "AAH!" "YEAH." "AAH!" "YEAH." "YEAH, THAT LOOKS GOOD." "YEAH." "YEAH, THAT LOOKS GOOD." "COME ON." "YEAH, THAT LOOKS GOOD." "COME ON." "COME ON." "COME ON." "COME ON." "NOTHING." "COME ON." "NOTHING." "[SIGHS]" "NOTHING." "[SIGHS] WHYDIDYOUHAVETOTELLHER" "[SIGHS] WHYDIDYOUHAVETOTELLHER ABOUT CHRIS?" "WHYDIDYOUHAVETOTELLHER ABOUT CHRIS?" "[SIGHS]" "ABOUT CHRIS?" "[SIGHS] IMEANYOUHAD TO, RIGHT?" "[SIGHS] IMEANYOUHAD TO, RIGHT?" "DAMN IT." "IMEANYOUHAD TO, RIGHT?" "DAMN IT." "ALL THOSE HOURS OF THERAPY, AND" "DAMN IT." "ALL THOSE HOURS OF THERAPY, AND NOW WE'RE RIGHT BACK TO THE" "ALL THOSE HOURS OF THERAPY, AND NOW WE'RE RIGHT BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD." "NOW WE'RE RIGHT BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD." "YOUR HANDS ARE PRUNE-Y." "DRAWING BOARD." "YOUR HANDS ARE PRUNE-Y." "THAT SEEMS ODD HAPPENING TO A" "YOUR HANDS ARE PRUNE-Y." "THAT SEEMS ODD HAPPENING TO A VAMPIRE." "THAT SEEMS ODD HAPPENING TO A VAMPIRE." "[ SIGHS ]" "VAMPIRE." "[ SIGHS ] SO, IS, UH, 29 A LOT?" "[ SIGHS ] SO, IS, UH, 29 A LOT?" "[Chuckling]YEAH,IT'S A" "SO, IS, UH, 29 A LOT?" "[Chuckling]YEAH,IT'S A LOT." "[Chuckling]YEAH,IT'S A LOT." "WHAT " " YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S A" "LOT." "WHAT " " YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S A LOT?" "WHAT " " YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S A LOT?" "WELL,I DON'TKNOW." "LOT?" "WELL,I DON'TKNOW." "THEREWASAGUY INTOULOUSE." "WELL,I DON'TKNOW." "THEREWASAGUY INTOULOUSE." "HE KILLED 19 HIS FIRST NIGHT." "THEREWASAGUY INTOULOUSE." "HE KILLED 19 HIS FIRST NIGHT." "HE'S WHAT THEY CALL A" "HE KILLED 19 HIS FIRST NIGHT." "HE'S WHAT THEY CALL A NOSFERATU PUTERNIC." "HE'S WHAT THEY CALL A NOSFERATU PUTERNIC." "WHAT'STHAT?" "NOSFERATU PUTERNIC." "WHAT'STHAT?" "IT'SROMANIANFOR" "WHAT'STHAT?" "IT'SROMANIANFOR "SUPER VAMPIRE."" "IT'SROMANIANFOR "SUPER VAMPIRE." THESE GUYS ARE COLD-BLOODED" ""SUPER VAMPIRE." THESE GUYS ARE COLD-BLOODED MURDERERS." "THESE GUYS ARE COLD-BLOODED MURDERERS." "THEY KILL WAY MORE THAN THEY CAN" "MURDERERS." "THEY KILL WAY MORE THAN THEY CAN DRINK." "THEY KILL WAY MORE THAN THEY CAN DRINK." "ISHESTILLALIVE?" "DRINK." "ISHESTILLALIVE?" "NO,NO." "ISHESTILLALIVE?" "NO,NO." "HE FELL ASLEEP IN THE SUN." "NO,NO." "HE FELL ASLEEP IN THE SUN." "YOUHAVETO KILLHER ,DON 'T" "HE FELL ASLEEP IN THE SUN." "YOUHAVETO KILLHER ,DON 'T YOU?" "YOUHAVETO KILLHER ,DON 'T YOU?" "[SIGHS]" "YOU?" "[SIGHS] [ WATER BUBBLING ]" "[SIGHS] [ WATER BUBBLING ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]" "AREYOUCRAZY?" "ITHOUGHTWE WEREHERETO KILL HIM." "ITHOUGHTWE WEREHERETO KILL HIM." "DUDE,THESUNLIGHTWILLKILL" "KILL HIM." "DUDE,THESUNLIGHTWILLKILL  HIM." "DUDE,THESUNLIGHTWILLKILL  HIM." "AND THIS WAY, IF " " IF HE'S NOT" "HIM." "AND THIS WAY, IF " " IF HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE, WE WON'T GO TO JAIL." "AND THIS WAY, IF " " IF HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE, WE WON'T GO TO JAIL." "WHATTHEHELL?" "A VAMPIRE, WE WON'T GO TO JAIL." "WHATTHEHELL?" "FOR THE LAST FIVE WEEKS, YOU'VE" "WHATTHEHELL?" "FOR THE LAST FIVE WEEKS, YOU'VE BEEN SAYING YOU'RE POSITIVE HE'S" "FOR THE LAST FIVE WEEKS, YOU'VE BEEN SAYING YOU'RE POSITIVE HE'S A VAMPIRE." "BEEN SAYING YOU'RE POSITIVE HE'S A VAMPIRE." "ANDI AM,BUTTHISWAY, I" "A VAMPIRE." "ANDI AM,BUTTHISWAY, I DON'T HAVE TO BE POSITIVE." "ANDI AM,BUTTHISWAY, I DON'T HAVE TO BE POSITIVE." "[ HANDEL'S "THOU SHALT BREAK" "DON'T HAVE TO BE POSITIVE." "[ HANDEL'S "THOU SHALT BREAK THEM" PLAYS ]" "[ HANDEL'S "THOU SHALT BREAK THEM" PLAYS ] ♪THOUSHALTBREAKTHEM" "THEM" PLAYS ] ♪THOUSHALTBREAKTHEM  ♪ THOU SHALT BREAK THEM" "♪THOUSHALTBREAKTHEM  ♪ THOU SHALT BREAK THEM [ DOOR OPENS ]" "♪ THOU SHALT BREAK THEM [ DOOR OPENS ] YO,DR.G." "[ DOOR OPENS ] YO,DR.G.  YOU PLAYED ME LIKE A BITCH!" "YO,DR.G.  YOU PLAYED ME LIKE A BITCH!" "LIKEA BITCH!" "YOU PLAYED ME LIKE A BITCH!" "LIKEA BITCH!" "WHAT?" "LIKEA BITCH!" "WHAT?" "YOUSTOLEMY GIRL." "WHAT?" "YOUSTOLEMY GIRL." "IDON'TKNOWWHATYOU'RE" "YOUSTOLEMY GIRL." "IDON'TKNOWWHATYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "IDON'TKNOWWHATYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "ANDWEGOTAPICTURETOPROVE" "TALKING ABOUT." "ANDWEGOTAPICTURETOPROVE IT." "ANDWEGOTAPICTURETOPROVE IT." "YOUHAVEAPHOTOGRAPHOFME ?" "IT." "YOUHAVEAPHOTOGRAPHOFME ?" "YEAH,COMEAROUNDTHE DESK" "YOUHAVEAPHOTOGRAPHOFME ?" "YEAH,COMEAROUNDTHE DESK AND SEE IT." "YEAH,COMEAROUNDTHE DESK AND SEE IT." "WELL,SHOWIT TO ME ." "AND SEE IT." "WELL,SHOWIT TO ME ." "I'MTOOTIREDTOCOME OVER ." "WELL,SHOWIT TO ME ." "I'MTOOTIREDTOCOME OVER ." "♪THOUSHALTDASHTHEM" "I'MTOOTIREDTOCOME OVER ." "♪THOUSHALTDASHTHEM  IN PIECES, IN PIECES ♪" "♪THOUSHALTDASHTHEM  IN PIECES, IN PIECES ♪ IT'SEMPTY." "IN PIECES, IN PIECES ♪ IT'SEMPTY." "AAH!" "IT'SEMPTY." "AAH!" "WEBOUNCEDSUNLIGHTONYOUR" "AAH!" "WEBOUNCEDSUNLIGHTONYOUR  VAMPIRE ASS!" "WEBOUNCEDSUNLIGHTONYOUR  VAMPIRE ASS!" "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, HUH?" "HUH?" "!" "VAMPIRE ASS!" "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, HUH?" "HUH?" "!" "OHH!" "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, HUH?" "HUH?" "!" "OHH!" "HEDIDN'TDIE,YOU ASSHOLE!" "OHH!" "HEDIDN'TDIE,YOU ASSHOLE!" "IDON'THAVETIMEFORTHIS!" "HEDIDN'TDIE,YOU ASSHOLE!" "IDON'THAVETIMEFORTHIS!" "[ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ]" "IDON'THAVETIMEFORTHIS!" "[ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ] THAT'SHICKORY,YOUMORON." "[ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ] THAT'SHICKORY,YOUMORON." "♪THOUSHALTBREAKTHEM" "THAT'SHICKORY,YOUMORON." "♪THOUSHALTBREAKTHEM  OHH!" "♪THOUSHALTBREAKTHEM  OHH!" "[ DISCORDANT NOTES PLAY ]" "OHH!" "[ DISCORDANT NOTES PLAY ] OH,THAT'SSUCHBULLSHIT!" "[ DISCORDANT NOTES PLAY ] OH,THAT'SSUCHBULLSHIT!" "♪THOUSHALTBREAKTHEM" "OH,THAT'SSUCHBULLSHIT!" "♪THOUSHALTBREAKTHEM  WITH A ROD OF IRON ♪" "♪THOUSHALTBREAKTHEM  WITH A ROD OF IRON ♪ YOUGUYSAREREALLYEASY TO" "WITH A ROD OF IRON ♪ YOUGUYSAREREALLYEASY TO FIGHT, SO STOP, OKAY?" "YOUGUYSAREREALLYEASY TO FIGHT, SO STOP, OKAY?" "LET'S JUST TALK." "FIGHT, SO STOP, OKAY?" "LET'S JUST TALK." "JUSTPROMISENOTTOBITE MY" "LET'S JUST TALK." "JUSTPROMISENOTTOBITE MY BEST FRIEND." "JUSTPROMISENOTTOBITE MY BEST FRIEND." "PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PL- " "BEST FRIEND." "PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PL- - I'MNOTGOINGTO." "PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PL- - I'MNOTGOINGTO." "[ SIGHS ]" "I'MNOTGOINGTO." "[ SIGHS ] I COULDN'T, ANYWAY..." "[ SIGHS ] I COULDN'T, ANYWAY..." "NOT WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING" "I COULDN'T, ANYWAY..." "NOT WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON IN MY PERSONAL LIFE." "NOT WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON IN MY PERSONAL LIFE." "WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TAKE A SEAT?" "ON IN MY PERSONAL LIFE." "WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TAKE A SEAT?" "IDON'TWANTTOSITDOWNIN" "WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TAKE A SEAT?" "IDON'TWANTTOSITDOWNIN YOUR SEX CHAIR." "IDON'TWANTTOSITDOWNIN YOUR SEX CHAIR." "WELL,JUSTLEANAGAINST" "YOUR SEX CHAIR." "WELL,JUSTLEANAGAINST SOMETHING, THEN, OKAY?" "WELL,JUSTLEANAGAINST SOMETHING, THEN, OKAY?" "WHATIFIJUSTWANT TOSTAND" "SOMETHING, THEN, OKAY?" "WHATIFIJUSTWANT TOSTAND  UP?" "WHATIFIJUSTWANT TOSTAND  UP?" "FINE." "WHATEVER." "UP?" "FINE." "WHATEVER." "WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT" "FINE." "WHATEVER." "WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT WHAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS IS" "WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT WHAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS IS GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT DIFFICULT" "WHAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS IS GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT DIFFICULT TO TAKE STANDING UP." "GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT DIFFICULT TO TAKE STANDING UP." "REALLY?" "MOREDIFFICULTTHAN" "TO TAKE STANDING UP." "REALLY?" "MOREDIFFICULTTHAN FINDING OUT THAT YOUR MOST" "REALLY?" "MOREDIFFICULTTHAN FINDING OUT THAT YOUR MOST FAVORITE TEACHER EVER IS A" "FINDING OUT THAT YOUR MOST FAVORITE TEACHER EVER IS A VAMPIRE AND HE HAD A BUNCH OF" "FAVORITE TEACHER EVER IS A VAMPIRE AND HE HAD A BUNCH OF "CRAZY GOOD SEX" WITH YOUR SOUL" "VAMPIRE AND HE HAD A BUNCH OF "CRAZY GOOD SEX" WITH YOUR SOUL MATE?" ""CRAZY GOOD SEX" WITH YOUR SOUL MATE?" "ITGETSWORSE." "MATE?" "ITGETSWORSE." "WHAT" "YOUKILLEDHER ?" "!" "ITGETSWORSE." "WHAT" "YOUKILLEDHER ?" "!" "NO." "WHAT" "YOUKILLEDHER ?" "!" "NO." "I TURNED HER INTO A VAMPIRE." "NO." "I TURNED HER INTO A VAMPIRE." "[SCOFFS]" "I TURNED HER INTO A VAMPIRE." "[SCOFFS] ANDNOWWE HAVETOKILL HER." "[SCOFFS] ANDNOWWE HAVETOKILL HER." "BASTARD!" "ANDNOWWE HAVETOKILL HER." "BASTARD!" "IKNOW." "IKNOW." "BASTARD!" "IKNOW." "IKNOW." "I'M A BASTARD." "IKNOW." "IKNOW." "I'M A BASTARD." "I'M A SON OF A BITCH AND JUST A" "I'M A BASTARD." "I'M A SON OF A BITCH AND JUST A BIG DICK." "I'M A SON OF A BITCH AND JUST A BIG DICK." "YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANY" "BIG DICK." "YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANY OF THIS STUFF TO HAPPEN." "YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ANY OF THIS STUFF TO HAPPEN." "BUT SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL..." "OF THIS STUFF TO HAPPEN." "BUT SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL..." "AND I HAVE TO STOP HER." "BUT SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL..." "AND I HAVE TO STOP HER." "HOW?" "AND I HAVE TO STOP HER." "HOW?" "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "HOW?" "[ CLEARS THROAT ] IDON'TKNOWYET ." "[ CLEARS THROAT ] IDON'TKNOWYET ." "[ THUMPS ]" "IDON'TKNOWYET ." "[ THUMPS ] UM.[ CLEARSTHROAT]" "[ THUMPS ] UM.[ CLEARSTHROAT] LET US HELP YOU." "UM.[ CLEARSTHROAT] LET US HELP YOU." "YOUGUYSSUCK." "LET US HELP YOU." "YOUGUYSSUCK." "DUDE,SHE'SREALLYPRETTYAND" "YOUGUYSSUCK." "DUDE,SHE'SREALLYPRETTYAND EVERYTHING, BUT SHE WASN'T THAT" "DUDE,SHE'SREALLYPRETTYAND EVERYTHING, BUT SHE WASN'T THAT INTO YOU." "EVERYTHING, BUT SHE WASN'T THAT INTO YOU." "AND " " AND NOW SHE'S A DEMON" "INTO YOU." "AND " " AND NOW SHE'S A DEMON FROM HELL!" "AND " " AND NOW SHE'S A DEMON FROM HELL!" "ISAIDYOUSUCK!" "FROM HELL!" "ISAIDYOUSUCK!" "TELLUSWHATTODO." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] SO, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ASH?" "IDON'TKNOW." "SO, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ASH?" "IDON'TKNOW." "WHY DOES THE SUN MAKE ME" "IDON'TKNOW." "WHY DOES THE SUN MAKE ME EXPLODE?" "WHY DOES THE SUN MAKE ME EXPLODE?" "I MEAN, WHY AM I STILL ALLERGIC" "EXPLODE?" "I MEAN, WHY AM I STILL ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS?" "I MEAN, WHY AM I STILL ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS?" "SO,AFTERWE KILLCHRIS,DO" "TO PEANUTS?" "SO,AFTERWE KILLCHRIS,DO WE GET TO KILL YOU, TOO?" "SO,AFTERWE KILLCHRIS,DO WE GET TO KILL YOU, TOO?" "WELL,I GUESSIWOULDN'T" "WE GET TO KILL YOU, TOO?" "WELL,I GUESSIWOULDN'T BLAME YOU." "WELL,I GUESSIWOULDN'T BLAME YOU." "'CAUSEYOU'RESTILLA" "BLAME YOU." "'CAUSEYOU'RESTILLA VAMPIRE." "'CAUSEYOU'RESTILLA VAMPIRE." "YEAH,FRED,BUTHE'S" "VAMPIRE." "YEAH,FRED,BUTHE'S DIFFERENT." "YEAH,FRED,BUTHE'S DIFFERENT." ""DIFFERENT"ASIN HE LIKESTO" "DIFFERENT." ""DIFFERENT"ASIN HE LIKESTO HAVE SEX WITH TEENAGE GIRLS AND" ""DIFFERENT"ASIN HE LIKESTO HAVE SEX WITH TEENAGE GIRLS AND TURN THEM INTO VAMPIRES?" "HAVE SEX WITH TEENAGE GIRLS AND TURN THEM INTO VAMPIRES?" "WELL,I GUESSI'MDIFFERENT" "TURN THEM INTO VAMPIRES?" "WELL,I GUESSI'MDIFFERENT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO KILL" "WELL,I GUESSI'MDIFFERENT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE." "BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE." "YEAH,JUSTYOUR" "PEOPLE." "YEAH,JUSTYOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS." "YEAH,JUSTYOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS." "TURNSOUT." "[ BLOWS ] YOU'VEBEENONEWAY LONGER THAN HER." "YOU'VEBEENONEWAY LONGER THAN HER." "SHOULDN'T YOU BE WAY MORE" "THAN HER." "SHOULDN'T YOU BE WAY MORE POWERFUL?" "SHOULDN'T YOU BE WAY MORE POWERFUL?" "YEAH." "WHYCAN'TYOU FIGHTHER" "POWERFUL?" "YEAH." "WHYCAN'TYOU FIGHTHER BY YOURSELF?" "YEAH." "WHYCAN'TYOU FIGHTHER BY YOURSELF?" "IT'SBECAUSEI'MIMPOTENT." "BY YOURSELF?" "IT'SBECAUSEI'MIMPOTENT." "VAMPIRESFIGHTWITHTHEIR" "IT'SBECAUSEI'MIMPOTENT." "VAMPIRESFIGHTWITHTHEIR WIENERS?" "VAMPIRESFIGHTWITHTHEIR WIENERS?" "NO." "WIENERS?" "NO." "I ASSURE YOU I CAN HOLD A" "NO." "I ASSURE YOU I CAN HOLD A GIGANTIC ERECTION." "UM, I CAN MAINTAIN AN ERECTION." "WHAT I MEAN BY "IMPOTENT" IS THAT I CAN'T VAMP OUT." "WHAT I MEAN BY "IMPOTENT" IS THAT I CAN'T VAMP OUT." "I CAN'T " " CAN'T GROW MY TEETH." "THAT I CAN'T VAMP OUT." "I CAN'T " " CAN'T GROW MY TEETH." "WHYNOT?" "I CAN'T " " CAN'T GROW MY TEETH." "WHYNOT?" "ISITBECAUSEYOU 'READICK ?" "WHYNOT?" "ISITBECAUSEYOU 'READICK ?" "[SIGHS]" "ISITBECAUSEYOU 'READICK ?" "[SIGHS] IT'S A LONG STORY." "[SIGHS] IT'S A LONG STORY." "BUT EVEN IF I COULD VAMP OUT," "IT'S A LONG STORY." "BUT EVEN IF I COULD VAMP OUT, SHE'S WAY STRONGER THAN ME." "BUT EVEN IF I COULD VAMP OUT, SHE'S WAY STRONGER THAN ME." "I SAW HER STRENGTH THAT FIRST" "SHE'S WAY STRONGER THAN ME." "I SAW HER STRENGTH THAT FIRST NIGHT, AND SHE'S JUST LEARNING." "I SAW HER STRENGTH THAT FIRST NIGHT, AND SHE'S JUST LEARNING." "FIGURES." "NIGHT, AND SHE'S JUST LEARNING." "FIGURES." "YOU WOULD BE A WEAK-ASS VAMPIRE." "FIGURES." "YOU WOULD BE A WEAK-ASS VAMPIRE." "I'MNOTWEAK" "SHE'S" "YOU WOULD BE A WEAK-ASS VAMPIRE." "I'MNOTWEAK" "SHE'S STRONGER." "I'MNOTWEAK" "SHE'S STRONGER." "SO,DOVAMPIRESDOEVERYTHING" "STRONGER." "SO,DOVAMPIRESDOEVERYTHING IN HORSESHIT AND SNOW?" "SO,DOVAMPIRESDOEVERYTHING IN HORSESHIT AND SNOW?" "YEAH,TOM." "IN HORSESHIT AND SNOW?" "YEAH,TOM." "YEAH, EVERYTHING WE DO IS IN" "YEAH,TOM." "YEAH, EVERYTHING WE DO IS IN HORSESHIT AND SNOW." "YEAH, EVERYTHING WE DO IS IN HORSESHIT AND SNOW." "YOU GOT THAT FROM THE VAMPIRE" "HORSESHIT AND SNOW." "YOU GOT THAT FROM THE VAMPIRE BOOK, I GUESS." "YOU GOT THAT FROM THE VAMPIRE BOOK, I GUESS." "JUSTSAYING." "BOOK, I GUESS." "JUSTSAYING." "IT'STHEONLYPLACEINTHE" "JUSTSAYING." "IT'STHEONLYPLACEINTHE SHADE." "IT'STHEONLYPLACEINTHE SHADE." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "SHADE." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "OKAY, I'M GONNA BE HOLDING HER" "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "OKAY, I'M GONNA BE HOLDING HER DOWN BECAUSE THAT'S GONNA BE" "OKAY, I'M GONNA BE HOLDING HER DOWN BECAUSE THAT'S GONNA BE THE HARDEST PART." "DOWN BECAUSE THAT'S GONNA BE THE HARDEST PART." "HERE." "I WANT YOU TO HOLD THE" "THE HARDEST PART." "HERE." "I WANT YOU TO HOLD THE STAKE INTO PLACE AND JUST LEAN" "HERE." "I WANT YOU TO HOLD THE STAKE INTO PLACE AND JUST LEAN INTO IT A LITTLE BIT." "STAKE INTO PLACE AND JUST LEAN INTO IT A LITTLE BIT." "'CAUSEI 'MHEAVY?" "INTO IT A LITTLE BIT." "'CAUSEI 'MHEAVY?" "JUSTTOHELP,ALL RIGHT?" "'CAUSEI 'MHEAVY?" "JUSTTOHELP,ALL RIGHT?" "FRED, GET READY WITH THE" "JUSTTOHELP,ALL RIGHT?" "FRED, GET READY WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER." "FRED, GET READY WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER." "HEY, HOLD IT RIGHT OVER HER" "SLEDGEHAMMER." "HEY, HOLD IT RIGHT OVER HER HEART, OKAY?" "HEY, HOLD IT RIGHT OVER HER HEART, OKAY?" "DUDE,DONOTSMASHMY" "HEART, OKAY?" "DUDE,DONOTSMASHMY FINGERS." "DUDE,DONOTSMASHMY FINGERS." "ALLRIGHT,FRED,YOU GOT TO" "FINGERS." "ALLRIGHT,FRED,YOU GOT TO HIT IT HARD." "ALLRIGHT,FRED,YOU GOT TO HIT IT HARD." "VAMPIRE BONE IS VERY DENSE." "HIT IT HARD." "VAMPIRE BONE IS VERY DENSE." "OKAY." "VAMPIRE BONE IS VERY DENSE." "OKAY." "WE ONLY GOT ONE SHOT AT THIS." "OKAY." "WE ONLY GOT ONE SHOT AT THIS." "YOU NAIL THAT BITCH TO THE" "WE ONLY GOT ONE SHOT AT THIS." "YOU NAIL THAT BITCH TO THE GROUND." "YOU NAIL THAT BITCH TO THE GROUND." "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]" "GROUND." "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ] SHE'SMYBITCH,YOU BIG DICK." "[ RATTLING ] HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE?" "!" "HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE?" "!" "YOU BIG DICK AND YOUR BIG, FAT" "HERE?" "!" "YOU BIG DICK AND YOUR BIG, FAT DICKHEAD FENCE!" "YOU BIG DICK AND YOUR BIG, FAT DICKHEAD FENCE!" "I HATE YOU!" "DICKHEAD FENCE!" "I HATE YOU!" "♪I 'MHOLDINGTHAT" "I HATE YOU!" "♪I 'MHOLDINGTHAT AGAINST YOU ♪" "♪I 'MHOLDINGTHAT AGAINST YOU ♪ DUDE,IFYOUDOTHAT DURING" "AGAINST YOU ♪ DUDE,IFYOUDOTHAT DURING THE REAL ONE, IT'S GONNA SUCK SO" "DUDE,IFYOUDOTHAT DURING THE REAL ONE, IT'S GONNA SUCK SO BAD." "THE REAL ONE, IT'S GONNA SUCK SO BAD." "♪DECEIVEME" "BAD." "♪DECEIVEME  ♪ I KNOW YOU DID" "♪DECEIVEME  ♪ I KNOW YOU DID ♪ I'M SORRY" "♪ I KNOW YOU DID ♪ I'M SORRY THISISHARDONALLOFUS," "♪ I'M SORRY THISISHARDONALLOFUS,  FRED." "THISISHARDONALLOFUS,  FRED." "THAT'SEASYFORYOU TOSAY." "FRED." "THAT'SEASYFORYOU TOSAY." "♪TOGETHER" "THAT'SEASYFORYOU TOSAY." "♪TOGETHER SHEWASSUPPOSEDTOBEMY" "♪TOGETHER SHEWASSUPPOSEDTOBEMY  BREEZY." "SHEWASSUPPOSEDTOBEMY  BREEZY." "♪WE'RESO FARAPART" "BREEZY." "♪WE'RESO FARAPART [ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ]" "[ MUSIC FADES ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] THEBLOODDRIVEISMANDATORY." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] THEBLOODDRIVEISMANDATORY." "WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT AT THE" "THEBLOODDRIVEISMANDATORY." "WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT AT THE STD BOYS' HOUSE." "WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT AT THE STD BOYS' HOUSE." "WHERE'SCHRIS?" "STD BOYS' HOUSE." "WHERE'SCHRIS?" "SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE." "WHERE'SCHRIS?" "SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE." "HOWARETHEYGONNAHAVE A" "SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE." "HOWARETHEYGONNAHAVE A BLOOD DRIVE AT OUR HOUSE?" "HOWARETHEYGONNAHAVE A BLOOD DRIVE AT OUR HOUSE?" "THEY'REGOINGTO PARKA" "BLOOD DRIVE AT OUR HOUSE?" "THEY'REGOINGTO PARKA TRAILER IN FRONT." "THEY'REGOINGTO PARKA TRAILER IN FRONT." "IT'S GOT EVERYTHING THEY NEED." "TRAILER IN FRONT." "IT'S GOT EVERYTHING THEY NEED." "WE JUST NEED TO SUPPLY ALL THE" "IT'S GOT EVERYTHING THEY NEED." "WE JUST NEED TO SUPPLY ALL THE REFRESHMENTS FOR THE DONORS," "WE JUST NEED TO SUPPLY ALL THE REFRESHMENTS FOR THE DONORS, OKAY?" "REFRESHMENTS FOR THE DONORS, OKAY?" "[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ]" "OKAY?" "[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ] OH,I JUSTGOTTHE CHILLS." "[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ] OH,I JUSTGOTTHE CHILLS." "WHEREHAVEYOUGUYSBEEN ?" "OH,I JUSTGOTTHE CHILLS." "WHEREHAVEYOUGUYSBEEN ?" "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "WHEREHAVEYOUGUYSBEEN ?" "[ DOOR CLOSES ] OH,WELL,WE JUST,UH, KILLED" "[ DOOR CLOSES ] OH,WELL,WE JUST,UH, KILLED A GAS STATION ATTENDANT, AND WE" "OH,WELL,WE JUST,UH, KILLED A GAS STATION ATTENDANT, AND WE HAD TO COVER IT UP." "A GAS STATION ATTENDANT, AND WE HAD TO COVER IT UP." "[ LAUGHTER ]" "HAD TO COVER IT UP." "[ LAUGHTER ] OH,THAT'SFUNNY." "[ LAUGHTER ] OH,THAT'SFUNNY." "OH,ITWAS." "OH,THAT'SFUNNY." "OH,ITWAS." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]" "OH,ITWAS." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [GASPS]" "[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [GASPS] [ SQUELCHES ]" "[GASPS] [ SQUELCHES ] AAH!" "[ SQUELCHES ] AAH!" "[ ALL SCREAM ]" "AAH!" "[ ALL SCREAM ] AAH!" "[ ALL SCREAM ] AAH!" "OH,MYGOD!" "AAH!" "OH,MYGOD!" "OH, MY GOD!" "OH,MYGOD!" "OH, MY GOD!" "MEETINGADJOURNED,BITCHES." "OH, MY GOD!" "MEETINGADJOURNED,BITCHES." "NOW, WHO WANTS TO BE A VAMPIRE?" "COME ON." "DON'T BE SHY." "ALL RIGHT." "WELL, THE REST OF YOU ARE DINNER." "WELL, THE REST OF YOU ARE DINNER." "[GASPS]" "DINNER." "[GASPS] LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, FRED." "[GASPS] LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, FRED." "[ WHIMPERING ]" "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, FRED." "[ WHIMPERING ] DR. G!" "[ WHIMPERING ] DR. G!" "[ GRUNTING ]" "DR. G!" "[ GRUNTING ] DR. G, OH, MY GOD!" "[ GRUNTING ] DR. G, OH, MY GOD!" "I'VEBEENLOOKINGEVERYWHERE" "DR. G, OH, MY GOD!" "I'VEBEENLOOKINGEVERYWHERE FOR YOU GUYS." "I'VEBEENLOOKINGEVERYWHERE FOR YOU GUYS." "FREDWANTEDTO TRYTOTALK TO" "FOR YOU GUYS." "FREDWANTEDTO TRYTOTALK TO CHRIS." "FREDWANTEDTO TRYTOTALK TO CHRIS." "DIDYOU?" "CHRIS." "DIDYOU?" "WHATDIDYOUDOTOHER?" "DIDYOU?" "WHATDIDYOUDOTOHER?" "SHE'STURNINGHERSORORITY" "WHATDIDYOUDOTOHER?" "SHE'STURNINGHERSORORITY INTO VAMPIRES!" "SHE'STURNINGHERSORORITY INTO VAMPIRES!" "[SIGHS]" "INTO VAMPIRES!" "[SIGHS] ONLYHALFOF THEM." "[SIGHS] ONLYHALFOF THEM." "[ Voice breaking ] THEY'RE GONNA" "ONLYHALFOF THEM." "[ Voice breaking ] THEY'RE GONNA EAT THE REST." "[ Voice breaking ] THEY'RE GONNA EAT THE REST." "WE'REGONNANEEDHELP." "EAT THE REST." "WE'REGONNANEEDHELP." "WHO'SGONNAHELPUS?" "WE'REGONNANEEDHELP." "WHO'SGONNAHELPUS?" "HUH?" "WHO'SGONNAHELPUS?" "HUH?" "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "HELLO,WAYNE." "HI,MARY." "I-I WAS JUST NOTICING HOW" "HI,MARY." "I-I WAS JUST NOTICING HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR FLOWERS ARE." "I-I WAS JUST NOTICING HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR FLOWERS ARE." "THEY'REMUMS." "BEAUTIFUL YOUR FLOWERS ARE." "THEY'REMUMS." "[Britishaccent]WELL ,YOUR" "THEY'REMUMS." "[Britishaccent]WELL ,YOUR  MUM HAS EXCELLENT TASTE." "[Britishaccent]WELL ,YOUR  MUM HAS EXCELLENT TASTE." "♪HEREWE AREAGAIN" "MUM HAS EXCELLENT TASTE." "♪HEREWE AREAGAIN ♪ DANCING THROUGH... ♪HEREWE AREAGAIN ♪ DANCING THROUGH..." "HOWDOYOUKNOWFRED GREEN?" "♪ DANCING THROUGH..." "HOWDOYOUKNOWFRED GREEN?" "UH,HE'S,UH ,HELPINGUSWITH" "HOWDOYOUKNOWFRED GREEN?" "UH,HE'S,UH ,HELPINGUSWITH  THE LOGISTICS ON..." "HOW WE'RE" "UH,HE'S,UH ,HELPINGUSWITH  THE LOGISTICS ON..." "HOW WE'RE GOING TO KILL CHRIS." "THE LOGISTICS ON..." "HOW WE'RE GOING TO KILL CHRIS." "[ SIGHS ]" "GOING TO KILL CHRIS." "[ SIGHS ] SHE'S TURNED HER SORORITY" "[ SIGHS ] SHE'S TURNED HER SORORITY SISTERS INTO VAMPIRES." "SHE'S TURNED HER SORORITY SISTERS INTO VAMPIRES." "AND SHE'S STRONG." "SISTERS INTO VAMPIRES." "AND SHE'S STRONG." "SHE'S REALLY STRONG." "AND SHE'S STRONG." "SHE'S REALLY STRONG." "WHYDIDYOUDOTHIS TOHER?" "SHE'S REALLY STRONG." "WHYDIDYOUDOTHIS TOHER?" "YOUKNOW[CHUCKLES]THE" "WHYDIDYOUDOTHIS TOHER?" "YOUKNOW[CHUCKLES]THE  FUNNIEST THINGS HAPPEN IN LIFE." "YOUKNOW[CHUCKLES]THE  FUNNIEST THINGS HAPPEN IN LIFE." "THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM, THOUGH," "FUNNIEST THINGS HAPPEN IN LIFE." "THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM, THOUGH, AS YOU KNOW." "THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM, THOUGH, AS YOU KNOW." "I MESSED UP PRETTY BAD." "AS YOU KNOW." "I MESSED UP PRETTY BAD." "WHYDIDYOUBURYME?" "I MESSED UP PRETTY BAD." "WHYDIDYOUBURYME?" "IDIDN'TKNOW." "WHYDIDYOUBURYME?" "IDIDN'TKNOW." "I NEED YOUR HELP, MARY." "IDIDN'TKNOW." "I NEED YOUR HELP, MARY." "ISFREDAVAMPIRENOW?" "I NEED YOUR HELP, MARY." "ISFREDAVAMPIRENOW?" "NO." "NO,NO ,NO ." "ISFREDAVAMPIRENOW?" "NO." "NO,NO ,NO ." "HE'S JUST HELPING US OUT." "NO." "NO,NO ,NO ." "HE'S JUST HELPING US OUT." "HE'LLBEKILLED." "HE'S JUST HELPING US OUT." "HE'LLBEKILLED." "WELL,WE'REWORKINGONA GAME" "HE'LLBEKILLED." "WELL,WE'REWORKINGONA GAME  PLAN." "WELL,WE'REWORKINGONA GAME  PLAN." "IWON'THELPYOU KILLMY" "PLAN." "IWON'THELPYOU KILLMY DAUGHTER." "IWON'THELPYOU KILLMY DAUGHTER." "I CAN'T DO THAT." "DAUGHTER." "I CAN'T DO THAT." "YEAH,I FIGUREDAS MUCH." "I CAN'T DO THAT." "YEAH,I FIGUREDAS MUCH." "IF I COULD JUST HAVE YOUR" "YEAH,I FIGUREDAS MUCH." "IF I COULD JUST HAVE YOUR BLESSING..." "IF I COULD JUST HAVE YOUR BLESSING..." "WELL..." "BLESSING..." "WELL..." "WISH ME LUCK." "PROBABLY DIE." "[SIGHS] I WAS HUNGRY, SO I HAD TO STOP FOR A BURRITO AT "CHIPOTEL."" "I WAS HUNGRY, SO I HAD TO STOP FOR A BURRITO AT "CHIPOTEL." I'M ALMOST THERE, ALL RIGHT?" "FOR A BURRITO AT "CHIPOTEL." I'M ALMOST THERE, ALL RIGHT?" "DUDE, IT'S PRONOUNCED BOTH WAYS." "I'M ALMOST THERE, ALL RIGHT?" "DUDE, IT'S PRONOUNCED BOTH WAYS." "MOM?" "DUDE, IT'S PRONOUNCED BOTH WAYS." "MOM?" "[ GASPS ] HEY, CHRIS." "MOM?" "[ GASPS ] HEY, CHRIS." "HI,TOM." "[ GASPS ] HEY, CHRIS." "HI,TOM." "[CLEARSTHROAT]" "HI,TOM." "[CLEARSTHROAT] SO, I GUESS IT'S SUPPOSED TO" "[CLEARSTHROAT] SO, I GUESS IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN TODAY." "SO, I GUESS IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN TODAY." "I WISH I HAD THE FORESIGHT TO" "RAIN TODAY." "I WISH I HAD THE FORESIGHT TO HAVE BRING MY UMBR-R-R-ELLA." "I WISH I HAD THE FORESIGHT TO HAVE BRING MY UMBR-R-R-ELLA." "[ LAUGHS ]" "HAVE BRING MY UMBR-R-R-ELLA." "[ LAUGHS ] SO..." "[ LAUGHS ] SO..." "[ SNIFFLES ] AH, YEAH." "SO..." "[ SNIFFLES ] AH, YEAH." "I SEE YOU GUYS ALL GOT YOURS" "[ SNIFFLES ] AH, YEAH." "I SEE YOU GUYS ALL GOT YOURS OPEN." "I SEE YOU GUYS ALL GOT YOURS OPEN." "MM.JUSTPRESERVINGOUR SKIN." "OPEN." "MM.JUSTPRESERVINGOUR SKIN." "OOH,VERYSMART." "MM.JUSTPRESERVINGOUR SKIN." "OOH,VERYSMART." "SO, WHAT DO I DO WITH IT TODAY?" "OOH,VERYSMART." "SO, WHAT DO I DO WITH IT TODAY?" "WHAT IS..." "SO, WHAT DO I DO WITH IT TODAY?" "WHAT IS..." "OH,THISIS FORTHE BLOOD" "WHAT IS..." "OH,THISIS FORTHE BLOOD DRIVE AT YOUR HOUSE." "OH,THISIS FORTHE BLOOD DRIVE AT YOUR HOUSE." "DIDN'T YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?" "DRIVE AT YOUR HOUSE." "DIDN'T YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?" "YEAH." "I GUESSIJUSTASSUMED" "DIDN'T YOU KNOW ABOUT IT?" "YEAH." "I GUESSIJUSTASSUMED IT WAS CANCELED, 'CAUSE..." "YEAH." "I GUESSIJUSTASSUMED IT WAS CANCELED, 'CAUSE..." "WHYWOULDIT BE CANCELED?" "IT WAS CANCELED, 'CAUSE..." "WHYWOULDIT BE CANCELED?" "WEATHER." "WHYWOULDIT BE CANCELED?" "WEATHER." "THISISFORSKINCANCER." "WEATHER." "THISISFORSKINCANCER." "OH.[ CHUCKLES]" "THISISFORSKINCANCER." "OH.[ CHUCKLES] SO SORRY." "OH.[ CHUCKLES] SO SORRY." "OKAY." "SO SORRY." "OKAY." "HEY,DON'TLETFREDCOME ." "OKAY." "HEY,DON'TLETFREDCOME ." "WHYNOT?" "HEY,DON'TLETFREDCOME ." "WHYNOT?" "I-I'MLIKE100%POSITIVEHE" "WHYNOT?" "I-I'MLIKE100%POSITIVEHE HAS A HEART MURMUR." "I-I'MLIKE100%POSITIVEHE HAS A HEART MURMUR." "BUT YOU SHOULD COME." "HAS A HEART MURMUR." "BUT YOU SHOULD COME." "ISEEHOWITIS." "BUT YOU SHOULD COME." "ISEEHOWITIS." "WELL, I GUESS I'VE GOT TO GO TO" "ISEEHOWITIS." "WELL, I GUESS I'VE GOT TO GO TO CLASS." "WELL, I GUESS I'VE GOT TO GO TO CLASS." "IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME..." "CLASS." "IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME..." "THANKYOU." "[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] YOUKNOW,IF SOMEONEWOULD HAVE TOLD ME FOUR MONTHS AGO" "YOUKNOW,IF SOMEONEWOULD HAVE TOLD ME FOUR MONTHS AGO THAT, BY THE END OF THE" "HAVE TOLD ME FOUR MONTHS AGO THAT, BY THE END OF THE SEMESTER, I'D BE PLOTTING TO" "THAT, BY THE END OF THE SEMESTER, I'D BE PLOTTING TO KILL MY..." "TRUE LOVE 'CAUSE SHE'S" "SEMESTER, I'D BE PLOTTING TO KILL MY..." "TRUE LOVE 'CAUSE SHE'S A PSYCHOTIC VAMPIRE, I WOULD" "KILL MY..." "TRUE LOVE 'CAUSE SHE'S A PSYCHOTIC VAMPIRE, I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE..." "A PSYCHOTIC VAMPIRE, I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE..." ""NO WAY."" "HAVE BEEN LIKE..." ""NO WAY." BUT NOW THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY" ""NO WAY." BUT NOW THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT AND " " I JUST LOOK BACK" "BUT NOW THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT AND " " I JUST LOOK BACK ON THAT IMAGINED SCENARIO, AND" "DOING IT AND " " I JUST LOOK BACK ON THAT IMAGINED SCENARIO, AND I-I JUST WANT TO GRAB MYSELF AND" "ON THAT IMAGINED SCENARIO, AND I-I JUST WANT TO GRAB MYSELF AND I WANT TO SAY, "LISTEN TO THIS" "I-I JUST WANT TO GRAB MYSELF AND I WANT TO SAY, "LISTEN TO THIS GUY." "I WANT TO SAY, "LISTEN TO THIS GUY." "HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S" "GUY." "HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT."" "HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT." [ DOOR OPENS ]" "TALKING ABOUT." [ DOOR OPENS ] DR.G !" "[ DOOR OPENS ] DR.G !" "[ DISCORDANT NOTES PLAY ]" "DR.G !" "[ DISCORDANT NOTES PLAY ] SONOFABITCH!" "[ DISCORDANT NOTES PLAY ] SONOFABITCH!" "[ GUITAR THUMPING ]" "SONOFABITCH!" "[ GUITAR THUMPING ] [ GRUNTING ]" "[ GUITAR THUMPING ] [ GRUNTING ] DAMN!" "[ GRUNTING ] DAMN!" "[ SIGHS ]" "DAMN!" "[ SIGHS ] [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]" "[ SIGHS ] [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT." "[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT." "TOM, HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE" "I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT." "TOM, HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST." "TOM, HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST." "MORELIKEABUNCHOFVAMPIRES" "SEEN A GHOST." "MORELIKEABUNCHOFVAMPIRES THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL ME AND" "MORELIKEABUNCHOFVAMPIRES THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL ME AND MY FRATERNITY." "THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL ME AND MY FRATERNITY." "ABLOODDRIVE?" "MY FRATERNITY." "ABLOODDRIVE?" "THEY'RESTILLHAVINGIT?" "ABLOODDRIVE?" "THEY'RESTILLHAVINGIT?" "YEAH,ANDTHEY'REOUT ," "THEY'RESTILLHAVINGIT?" "YEAH,ANDTHEY'REOUT , PASSING OUT FLYERS." "YEAH,ANDTHEY'REOUT , PASSING OUT FLYERS." "AND CHRIS SAID YOU COULDN'T COME" "PASSING OUT FLYERS." "AND CHRIS SAID YOU COULDN'T COME 'CAUSE YOU HAVE A HEART MURMUR." "AND CHRIS SAID YOU COULDN'T COME 'CAUSE YOU HAVE A HEART MURMUR." "IDON'THAVEAHEARTMURMUR." "'CAUSE YOU HAVE A HEART MURMUR." "IDON'THAVEAHEARTMURMUR." "THENSHE'SALIARANDA" "IDON'THAVEAHEARTMURMUR." "THENSHE'SALIARANDA  VAMPIRE." "THENSHE'SALIARANDA  VAMPIRE." "WHYDOESN'TSHEWANTME" "VAMPIRE." "WHYDOESN'TSHEWANTME THERE?" "WHYDOESN'TSHEWANTME THERE?" "THIS" "THATDOESN'TCHANGE" "THERE?" "THIS" "THATDOESN'TCHANGE ANYTHING, OKAY?" "THIS" "THATDOESN'TCHANGE ANYTHING, OKAY?" "THIS JUST LETS US KNOW WHERE" "ANYTHING, OKAY?" "THIS JUST LETS US KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GONNA BE." "THIS JUST LETS US KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GONNA BE." "NOW, LET'S PUT ON OUR THINKING" "THEY'RE GONNA BE." "NOW, LET'S PUT ON OUR THINKING CAPS." "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ] BURYMEGOOD." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "BURYMEGOOD." "[ DOOR OPENS ] YOUWANTEDTO SEEME?" "[ DOOR OPENS ] YOUWANTEDTO SEEME?" "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "YOUWANTEDTO SEEME?" "[ DOOR CLOSES ] HI." "[ DOOR CLOSES ] HI." "AH." "HI." "AH." "CHRIS INVITED ME TO THE BLOOD" "AH." "CHRIS INVITED ME TO THE BLOOD DRIVE, AND I TOLD HER THAT I" "CHRIS INVITED ME TO THE BLOOD DRIVE, AND I TOLD HER THAT I COULDN'T MAKE IT." "DRIVE, AND I TOLD HER THAT I COULDN'T MAKE IT." "BUT THEN I GOT TO THINKING " "COULDN'T MAKE IT." "BUT THEN I GOT TO THINKING -- HOW SELFISH OF ME." "BUT THEN I GOT TO THINKING -- HOW SELFISH OF ME." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "HOW SELFISH OF ME." "[ CHUCKLES ] [ SIGHS ]" "[ CHUCKLES ] [ SIGHS ] ISTHISYOURBLOOD?" "[ SIGHS ] ISTHISYOURBLOOD?" "ITIS." "ISTHISYOURBLOOD?" "ITIS." "MM." "ITIS." "MM. IHOPEIT 'SENOUGH." "MM. IHOPEIT 'SENOUGH." "UM, I ACTUALLY FEEL A LITTLE" "IHOPEIT 'SENOUGH." "UM, I ACTUALLY FEEL A LITTLE FAINT." "UM, I ACTUALLY FEEL A LITTLE FAINT." "UM, COULD YOU SEE THAT CHRIS" "FAINT." "UM, COULD YOU SEE THAT CHRIS GETS THIS?" "UM, COULD YOU SEE THAT CHRIS GETS THIS?" "I'M SURE SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO" "GETS THIS?" "I'M SURE SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT." "I'M SURE SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT." "SURETHING." "WITH IT." "SURETHING." "[CHUCKLES]" "SURETHING." "[CHUCKLES] WELL, UM, I THINK, UH, I THINK" "[CHUCKLES] WELL, UM, I THINK, UH, I THINK I'LL TURN IN A LITTLE EARLY" "WELL, UM, I THINK, UH, I THINK I'LL TURN IN A LITTLE EARLY TONIGHT." "I'LL TURN IN A LITTLE EARLY TONIGHT." "[ CHAIR ROLLING ]" "TONIGHT." "[ CHAIR ROLLING ] YOU'REGONNASLEEPINHERE ?" "[ CHAIR ROLLING ] YOU'REGONNASLEEPINHERE ?" "OH." "YOU'REGONNASLEEPINHERE ?" "OH." "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW COMFY THIS" "OH." "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW COMFY THIS THING IS." "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW COMFY THIS THING IS." "DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE." "THING IS." "DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE." "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE." "[ DOOR CLOSES ] [ SAY HI'S "BLAH BLAH BLAH"" "[ DOOR CLOSES ] [ SAY HI'S "BLAH BLAH BLAH" PLAYS ]" "YOUALMOSTDONE?" "ALLDONE." "WEGOTTO HURRY." "ALLDONE." "WEGOTTO HURRY." "THE SALON CLOSES EARLIER ON" "WEGOTTO HURRY." "THE SALON CLOSES EARLIER ON FRIDAYS." "THE SALON CLOSES EARLIER ON FRIDAYS." "[GRUNTS]" "FRIDAYS." "[GRUNTS] HEY,TWEEDLE-DUMBASSES,WHAT" "[GRUNTS] HEY,TWEEDLE-DUMBASSES,WHAT IS THIS?" "HEY,TWEEDLE-DUMBASSES,WHAT IS THIS?" "UH,IT'SOURNEW COATRACK ." "IS THIS?" "UH,IT'SOURNEW COATRACK ." "WHYTHEHELLDOTHEHOOKS GO" "UH,IT'SOURNEW COATRACK ." "WHYTHEHELLDOTHEHOOKS GO ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR?" "WHYTHEHELLDOTHEHOOKS GO ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR?" "JUSTINCASEALITTLEKID" "ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR?" "JUSTINCASEALITTLEKID COMES OVER." "JUSTINCASEALITTLEKID COMES OVER." "KIDSAREN'TALLOWEDHERE." "COMES OVER." "KIDSAREN'TALLOWEDHERE." "CLEAN THIS SHIT UP BEFORE THE" "KIDSAREN'TALLOWEDHERE." "CLEAN THIS SHIT UP BEFORE THE PARTY." "CLEAN THIS SHIT UP BEFORE THE PARTY." "♪RESISTANCEIS FUTILE" "PARTY." "♪RESISTANCEIS FUTILE WAITA SECOND." "♪RESISTANCEIS FUTILE WAITA SECOND." "AAH!" "JARED!" "JARED!" "OW." "WAITA SECOND." "AAH!" "JARED!" "JARED!" "OW." "♪ANDI" "AAH!" "JARED!" "JARED!" "OW." "♪ANDI AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪" "♪ANDI AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [GASPS]" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [GASPS] WE'REHERETO SETUP." "[GASPS] WE'REHERETO SETUP." "FRED..." "WE'REHERETO SETUP." "FRED..." "I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE HERE." "FRED..." "I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE HERE." "WELL,I GUESSALOT OFTHINGS" "I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE HERE." "WELL,I GUESSALOT OFTHINGS HAPPEN THAT YOU'D NEVER, IN YOUR" "WELL,I GUESSALOT OFTHINGS HAPPEN THAT YOU'D NEVER, IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS, WOULD THINK" "HAPPEN THAT YOU'D NEVER, IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS, WOULD THINK WOULD HAPPEN." "WILDEST DREAMS, WOULD THINK WOULD HAPPEN." "KAPPAHOS!" "WOULD HAPPEN." "KAPPAHOS!" "WHAT'S UP, LADIES." "KAPPAHOS!" "WHAT'S UP, LADIES." "WELL,HELLO,KYLE." "WHAT'S UP, LADIES." "WELL,HELLO,KYLE." "SWEET." "WELL,HELLO,KYLE." "SWEET." "YOU GUYS ALL LOOK LIKE HOOKERS." "SWEET." "YOU GUYS ALL LOOK LIKE HOOKERS." "ALLRIGHT,WE GOTTOGO." "YOU GUYS ALL LOOK LIKE HOOKERS." "ALLRIGHT,WE GOTTOGO." "SO..." "YOUWON'TBE HERE?" "ALLRIGHT,WE GOTTOGO." "SO..." "YOUWON'TBE HERE?" "WELL,THEN,DO YOUWANTMETO" "SO..." "YOUWON'TBE HERE?" "WELL,THEN,DO YOUWANTMETO  BE HERE?" "WELL,THEN,DO YOUWANTMETO  BE HERE?" "WELL,I GUESSIT DOESN'T" "BE HERE?" "WELL,I GUESSIT DOESN'T MATTER EITHER WAY." "WELL,I GUESSIT DOESN'T MATTER EITHER WAY." "SOIT'SLIKETHAT,THEN ?" "MATTER EITHER WAY." "SOIT'SLIKETHAT,THEN ?" "LIKEWHAT?" "SOIT'SLIKETHAT,THEN ?" "LIKEWHAT?" "WE'DBESTSKEDADDLE." "LIKEWHAT?" "WE'DBESTSKEDADDLE." "SO, EXCUSE US." "WE'DBESTSKEDADDLE." "SO, EXCUSE US." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "FRIENDS, FAMILY, LUDMILA..." "[ MOTOR WHIRRING ] ...TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT ME NOW" "[ MOTOR WHIRRING ] ...TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT ME NOW BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE LAST ...TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT ME NOW BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME YOU SEE ME ALIVE." "BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME YOU SEE ME ALIVE." "JUST KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND I" "TIME YOU SEE ME ALIVE." "JUST KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND I DID IT FOR YOU." "JUST KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND I DID IT FOR YOU." "AND TO THE KAPPA O's..." "DID IT FOR YOU." "AND TO THE KAPPA O's..." "[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]" "AND TO THE KAPPA O's..." "[ MOTOR WHIRRING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ MOTOR WHIRRING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] ...BUCKLE UP, BITCHES." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] ...BUCKLE UP, BITCHES." "WE 'BOUT TO RIDE YOUR ASSES TO ...BUCKLE UP, BITCHES." "WE 'BOUT TO RIDE YOUR ASSES TO HELL." "WE 'BOUT TO RIDE YOUR ASSES TO HELL." "[ TIRES SCREECH ]" "HELL." "[ TIRES SCREECH ] [ RHYTHMIC DRUMMING ]" "[ TIRES SCREECH ] [ RHYTHMIC DRUMMING ] [ DRUMMING INTENSIFIES ]" "[ RHYTHMIC DRUMMING ] [ DRUMMING INTENSIFIES ] [ !" "'s "YADNUS" PLAYS ]" "♪AH" "♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH" "♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH" "♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH" "♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH" "♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH" "♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH" "♪ AH-AH ♪ AH-AH HEY,AREYOUGUYSDONE" "♪ AH-AH HEY,AREYOUGUYSDONE  PLAYING GRAB-ASS?" "HEY,AREYOUGUYSDONE  PLAYING GRAB-ASS?" "ALMOST." "PLAYING GRAB-ASS?" "ALMOST." "ANDWHATTHEHELLISTHIS?" "ALMOST." "ANDWHATTHEHELLISTHIS?" "DUDE,ITIS WHATITIS." "ANDWHATTHEHELLISTHIS?" "DUDE,ITIS WHATITIS." "[SIGHS]" "DUDE,ITIS WHATITIS." "[SIGHS] YOU GUYS NEED TO COME UPSTAIRS." "[SIGHS] YOU GUYS NEED TO COME UPSTAIRS." "THE KITCHEN LOOKS DISGUSTING." "YOU GUYS NEED TO COME UPSTAIRS." "THE KITCHEN LOOKS DISGUSTING." "MAYBE IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS" "THE KITCHEN LOOKS DISGUSTING." "MAYBE IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT AND CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM," "MAYBE IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT AND CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, YOU'LL GET LAID TONIGHT..." "RIGHT AND CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, YOU'LL GET LAID TONIGHT..." "♪I 'MFIXINGTO HITYOU" "YOU'LL GET LAID TONIGHT..." "♪I 'MFIXINGTO HITYOU  ...BYGIRLSTHISTIME." "♪I 'MFIXINGTO HITYOU  ...BYGIRLSTHISTIME." "♪I 'MFIXINGTO HITYOU  ...BYGIRLSTHISTIME." "♪I 'MFIXINGTO HITYOU  [SIGHS]" "♪I 'MFIXINGTO HITYOU  [SIGHS] MARY, PLEASE HELP ME KILL HER." "[SIGHS] MARY, PLEASE HELP ME KILL HER." "IT'SOUTOF THEQUESTION." "MARY, PLEASE HELP ME KILL HER." "IT'SOUTOF THEQUESTION." "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]" "IT'SOUTOF THEQUESTION." "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] HEY,I 'MGETTINGANOTHERCALL" "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] HEY,I 'MGETTINGANOTHERCALL HERE." "HEY,I 'MGETTINGANOTHERCALL HERE." "HOLD ON." "HERE." "HOLD ON." "♪I 'MFIXINGTO HITYOU" "HOLD ON." "♪I 'MFIXINGTO HITYOU  WHAT'SUP?" "♪I 'MFIXINGTO HITYOU  WHAT'SUP?" "HEY,YEAH,FRED'SBEING" "WHAT'SUP?" "HEY,YEAH,FRED'SBEING REALLY ANAL RIGHT NOW, BUT WE'LL" "HEY,YEAH,FRED'SBEING REALLY ANAL RIGHT NOW, BUT WE'LL BE THERE FAIRLY SOON." "REALLY ANAL RIGHT NOW, BUT WE'LL BE THERE FAIRLY SOON." "ALLRIGHT." "BE THERE FAIRLY SOON." "ALLRIGHT." "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]" "ALLRIGHT." "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] HEY, I GOT TO GO." "[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] HEY, I GOT TO GO." "BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND," "HEY, I GOT TO GO." "BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, THERE WILL BE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE" "BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, THERE WILL BE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE MURDERING EACH OTHER AT" "THERE WILL BE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE MURDERING EACH OTHER AT 1637 BENTON." "MURDERING EACH OTHER AT 1637 BENTON." "SO... 1637 BENTON." "SO..." "BYE." "SO..." "BYE." "♪DA-DA-DA-DA-DA" "BYE." "♪DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA ♪" "♪DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA ♪ SO,SHEDOESN'TCAREEITHER" "DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA ♪ SO,SHEDOESN'TCAREEITHER WAY, BUT, AT FIRST, SHE WASN'T" "SO,SHEDOESN'TCAREEITHER WAY, BUT, AT FIRST, SHE WASN'T GONNA KILL ME, BUT NOW SHE'S" "WAY, BUT, AT FIRST, SHE WASN'T GONNA KILL ME, BUT NOW SHE'S GONNA KILL ME?" "GONNA KILL ME, BUT NOW SHE'S GONNA KILL ME?" "WHAT THE HELL?" "GONNA KILL ME?" "WHAT THE HELL?" "DUDE,SHEWASALWAYSGONNA" "WHAT THE HELL?" "DUDE,SHEWASALWAYSGONNA KILL YOU." "DUDE,SHEWASALWAYSGONNA KILL YOU." "SHE JUST WANTED YOU FOR HERSELF," "KILL YOU." "SHE JUST WANTED YOU FOR HERSELF, AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE, "OH," "SHE JUST WANTED YOU FOR HERSELF, AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, WHATEVER," YOU KNOW?" "AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, WHATEVER," YOU KNOW?" "FRED,IT'SNOTYOU ." "WHATEVER," YOU KNOW?" "FRED,IT'SNOTYOU ." "GETDOWN!" "FRED,IT'SNOTYOU ." "GETDOWN!" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "GETDOWN!" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE ]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] HEY." "GO TELL THE GIRLS IT'S TIME." "HEY." "GO TELL THE GIRLS IT'S TIME." "BUT WE'RE GONNA BE HERE ALL" "GO TELL THE GIRLS IT'S TIME." "BUT WE'RE GONNA BE HERE ALL NIGHT, SO DON'T GET CAUGHT." "[ THUMPS ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ GATE CREAKS ]" "WHERE'DMELGO ?" "IKNOW." "THIS IS GETTING LAME!" "IKNOW." "THIS IS GETTING LAME!" "DUDE,EASEUP ." "THIS IS GETTING LAME!" "DUDE,EASEUP ." "THEY SAID BLOOD DRIVE OUTSIDE " "DUDE,EASEUP ." "THEY SAID BLOOD DRIVE OUTSIDE -- PARTY ON THE INSIDE." "THEY SAID BLOOD DRIVE OUTSIDE -- PARTY ON THE INSIDE." "WHOCARES?" "PARTY ON THE INSIDE." "WHOCARES?" "LET'S JUST GO OUT THERE." "WHOCARES?" "LET'S JUST GO OUT THERE." "NO,I 'MNOTGONNARUN AROUND" "LET'S JUST GO OUT THERE." "NO,I 'MNOTGONNARUN AROUND LIKE FRICKING A.C. SLATER." "NO,I 'MNOTGONNARUN AROUND LIKE FRICKING A.C. SLATER." "DUDES,THEBITCHESAREN'T" "LIKE FRICKING A.C. SLATER." "DUDES,THEBITCHESAREN'T COMING!" "DUDES,THEBITCHESAREN'T COMING!" "♪I" "COMING!" "♪I  ♪ I WENT TO THE BEACH" "♪I  ♪ I WENT TO THE BEACH ♪ THE BITCH WAS SO HOT" "♪ I WENT TO THE BEACH ♪ THE BITCH WAS SO HOT ♪ SHE CAME TO ME AND SAID" "♪ THE BITCH WAS SO HOT ♪ SHE CAME TO ME AND SAID ♪DOYOULIKETHEBEACH ," "♪ SHE CAME TO ME AND SAID ♪DOYOULIKETHEBEACH , BITCH?" "♪" "♪DOYOULIKETHEBEACH , BITCH?" "♪ SWEET." "BITCH?" "♪ SWEET." "HOWDOILOOK?" "SWEET." "HOWDOILOOK?" "WEREWESUPPOSEDTOGET" "HOWDOILOOK?" "WEREWESUPPOSEDTOGET DRESSED UP?" "WEREWESUPPOSEDTOGET DRESSED UP?" "OH!" "UGH!" "DRESSED UP?" "OH!" "UGH!" "HELLO,LADIES." "OH!" "UGH!" "HELLO,LADIES." "WHAT'S UP?" "HELLO,LADIES." "WHAT'S UP?" "YOU'REALLWEARINGDRACULA" "WHAT'S UP?" "YOU'REALLWEARINGDRACULA TEETH." "YOU'REALLWEARINGDRACULA TEETH." "NOSHIT." "TEETH." "NOSHIT." "HOWDOTHEYSTAYINSO GOOD?" "NOSHIT." "HOWDOTHEYSTAYINSO GOOD?" "SAMEASYOURS,DICKFACE." "HOWDOTHEYSTAYINSO GOOD?" "SAMEASYOURS,DICKFACE." "HEY,COMEUPSTAIRSWITHME." "SAMEASYOURS,DICKFACE." "HEY,COMEUPSTAIRSWITHME." "I GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW" "HEY,COMEUPSTAIRSWITHME." "I GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU." "I GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU." "MM.I 'DLOVETO ,BUTCARLY'S" "YOU." "MM.I 'DLOVETO ,BUTCARLY'S ALREADY GOT DIBS ON YOU." "MM.I 'DLOVETO ,BUTCARLY'S ALREADY GOT DIBS ON YOU." "ISTHATGONNABEA PROBLEM?" "ALREADY GOT DIBS ON YOU." "ISTHATGONNABEA PROBLEM?" "OH,HELLS,NO ." "ISTHATGONNABEA PROBLEM?" "OH,HELLS,NO ." "COME ON." "OH,HELLS,NO ." "COME ON." "RAISEYOURHANDIFYOUWANT" "COME ON." "RAISEYOURHANDIFYOUWANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A VAMPIRE." "RAISEYOURHANDIFYOUWANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A VAMPIRE." "ME,ME,ME ." "TO MAKE OUT WITH A VAMPIRE." "ME,ME,ME ." "OH!" "ME,ME ,ME ." "ME,ME,ME ." "OH!" "ME,ME ,ME ." "OKAY,CHECKIT OUT." "OH!" "ME,ME ,ME ." "OKAY,CHECKIT OUT." "LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THIS" "OKAY,CHECKIT OUT." "LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE." "LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE." "GO UPSTAIRS AND MAKE LOVE TO" "GIRL RIGHT HERE." "GO UPSTAIRS AND MAKE LOVE TO HER." "GO UPSTAIRS AND MAKE LOVE TO HER." "DON'T HAVE SEX " " MAKE LOVE." "HER." "DON'T HAVE SEX " " MAKE LOVE." "AND, LOOK, YOU, BUDDY, COME ON," "DON'T HAVE SEX " " MAKE LOVE." "AND, LOOK, YOU, BUDDY, COME ON, TAKE THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE." "AND, LOOK, YOU, BUDDY, COME ON, TAKE THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE." "UM." "NO, YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG." "ALLRIGHT,I'LLOPENTHE WINDOW FROM UPSTAIRS." "CANYOUFLYUPTHERE?" "WINDOW FROM UPSTAIRS." "CANYOUFLYUPTHERE?" "IMAYBE KINGSHIT,BUTI 'M" "CANYOUFLYUPTHERE?" "IMAYBE KINGSHIT,BUTI 'M NOT SUPER KING SHIT." "IMAYBE KINGSHIT,BUTI 'M NOT SUPER KING SHIT." "I'LL CLIMB UP." "NOT SUPER KING SHIT." "I'LL CLIMB UP." "ALLRIGHT." "I'LL CLIMB UP." "ALLRIGHT." "ARE WE READY TO DO THIS?" "ALLRIGHT." "ARE WE READY TO DO THIS?" "AREYOUREADYPOUNDASTAKE" "ARE WE READY TO DO THIS?" "AREYOUREADYPOUNDASTAKE  THROUGH THE CHEST OF YOUR ONE" "AREYOUREADYPOUNDASTAKE  THROUGH THE CHEST OF YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE?" "THROUGH THE CHEST OF YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE?" "[GRUNTS]" "TRUE LOVE?" "[GRUNTS] [ METALLIC CLANG ]" "[GRUNTS] [ METALLIC CLANG ] WHYYOUGOTTOSAYITLIKE" "[ METALLIC CLANG ] WHYYOUGOTTOSAYITLIKE THAT?" "WHYYOUGOTTOSAYITLIKE THAT?" "HEY,HEY,HEY." "THAT?" "HEY,HEY,HEY." "TOM'S TRYING TO GET YOU IN THE" "HEY,HEY,HEY." "TOM'S TRYING TO GET YOU IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND, OKAY?" "TOM'S TRYING TO GET YOU IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND, OKAY?" "WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY HESITATIONS" "RIGHT FRAME OF MIND, OKAY?" "WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY HESITATIONS TONIGHT." "WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY HESITATIONS TONIGHT." "WEPUTIN THEHOURSTODO" "TONIGHT." "WEPUTIN THEHOURSTODO  THIS, AND THEN, LIKE, YOU'RE " "WEPUTIN THEHOURSTODO  THIS, AND THEN, LIKE, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE UPSET, BUT TAKE IT OUT ON" "THIS, AND THEN, LIKE, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE UPSET, BUT TAKE IT OUT ON YOURS" "YOU'RE UPSET, BUT TAKE IT OUT ON YOURS-- I'LLDOWHATNEEDSTOBE" "YOURS-- I'LLDOWHATNEEDSTOBE  DONE." "I'LLDOWHATNEEDSTOBE  DONE." "WELL,LET'SHOPENOONELANDS" "DONE." "WELL,LET'SHOPENOONELANDS  THERE NOW, I GUESS." "WELL,LET'SHOPENOONELANDS  THERE NOW, I GUESS." "[ MUSIC CONTINUES IN DISTANCE ]" "OH!" "[ THUDS ] OH." "[ THUDS ] OH." "SAY,CHRIS,WHAT'STHE BIG" "OH." "SAY,CHRIS,WHAT'STHE BIG  IDEA?" "SAY,CHRIS,WHAT'STHE BIG  IDEA?" "I HATE BEING TRIPPED." "IDEA?" "I HATE BEING TRIPPED." "SORRY,NOGIRLSINSIDE" "I HATE BEING TRIPPED." "SORRY,NOGIRLSINSIDE TONIGHT." "SORRY,NOGIRLSINSIDE TONIGHT." "ISAWKAPPAOGIRLSGOING IN" "TONIGHT." "ISAWKAPPAOGIRLSGOING IN THERE." "ISAWKAPPAOGIRLSGOING IN THERE." "YEAH,IT'SAKAPPAO/STD" "THERE." "YEAH,IT'SAKAPPAO/STD PARTY." "YEAH,IT'SAKAPPAO/STD PARTY." "AREN'TTHEYALL?" "PARTY." "AREN'TTHEYALL?" "TOOBADYOUJUSTDIED ." "AREN'TTHEYALL?" "TOOBADYOUJUSTDIED ." "♪THEBITCHSAID,"YEAH"" "TOOBADYOUJUSTDIED ." "♪THEBITCHSAID,"YEAH" ♪ THE BITCH SAID, "YEAH, YEAH," "♪THEBITCHSAID,"YEAH" ♪ THE BITCH SAID, "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH" ♪" "♪ THE BITCH SAID, "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH" ♪ ♪THEBITCHSAID,"YEAH"" "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH" ♪ ♪THEBITCHSAID,"YEAH" ♪ THE BITCH SAID, "YEAH"" "♪THEBITCHSAID,"YEAH" ♪ THE BITCH SAID, "YEAH" ♪ THE BITCH SAID" "♪ THE BITCH SAID, "YEAH" ♪ THE BITCH SAID ♪OH,YEAH" "♪ THE BITCH SAID ♪OH,YEAH ♪ HELL, YEAH" "♪OH,YEAH ♪ HELL, YEAH ♪ DAMN, YEAH" "♪ HELL, YEAH ♪ DAMN, YEAH ♪I WENTTO THEBEACH" "♪ DAMN, YEAH ♪I WENTTO THEBEACH DUDE,JARED,ITHOUGHTYOU" "♪I WENTTO THEBEACH DUDE,JARED,ITHOUGHTYOU SAID THERE'D BE PLENTY TO GO" "DUDE,JARED,ITHOUGHTYOU SAID THERE'D BE PLENTY TO GO AROUND." "SAID THERE'D BE PLENTY TO GO AROUND." "YEAH,I DID,ANDTHEREWILL" "AROUND." "YEAH,I DID,ANDTHEREWILL  BE, BRO." "YEAH,I DID,ANDTHEREWILL  BE, BRO." "GOOD,' CAUSEYOUTOTALLY" "BE, BRO." "GOOD,' CAUSEYOUTOTALLY SCREWED ME OVER." "GOOD,' CAUSEYOUTOTALLY SCREWED ME OVER." "NO,LISTEN." "SCREWED ME OVER." "NO,LISTEN." "I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU," "NO,LISTEN." "I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU, OKAY?" "I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU, OKAY?" "I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ANYTHING TO" "OKAY?" "I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ANYTHING TO MYSELF." "I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ANYTHING TO MYSELF." "THAT'S HOW LEADER I AM." "MYSELF." "THAT'S HOW LEADER I AM." "WHEREARETHEY?" "THAT'S HOW LEADER I AM." "WHEREARETHEY?" "WHAT?" "OH,LOOKATTHEDOUCHE" "WHEREARETHEY?" "WHAT?" "OH,LOOKATTHEDOUCHE BAGS, ALL DOUCHED UP FOR THE" "WHAT?" "OH,LOOKATTHEDOUCHE BAGS, ALL DOUCHED UP FOR THE DOUCHE BALL." "BAGS, ALL DOUCHED UP FOR THE DOUCHE BALL." "WHEREARETHEKAPPAO's?" "DOUCHE BALL." "WHEREARETHEKAPPAO's?" "DUDE,THEY'REGONNAGET WITH" "WHEREARETHEKAPPAO's?" "DUDE,THEY'REGONNAGET WITH ALL OF US." "DUDE,THEY'REGONNAGET WITH ALL OF US." "YEAH,ANDMAYBEIFYOUGUYS" "ALL OF US." "YEAH,ANDMAYBEIFYOUGUYS SIT DOWN AND QUIT WORKING ON" "YEAH,ANDMAYBEIFYOUGUYS SIT DOWN AND QUIT WORKING ON YOUR EAGLE PROJECT, YOU'LL GET" "SIT DOWN AND QUIT WORKING ON YOUR EAGLE PROJECT, YOU'LL GET SOME ACTION, TOO." "YOUR EAGLE PROJECT, YOU'LL GET SOME ACTION, TOO." "YOUGUYSARESOSTUPID!" "SOME ACTION, TOO." "YOUGUYSARESOSTUPID!" "THEY'RE VAMPIRES, OKAY?" "YOUGUYSARESOSTUPID!" "THEY'RE VAMPIRES, OKAY?" "AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!" "THEY'RE VAMPIRES, OKAY?" "AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!" "YEAH,IT'SSUPERHOT ,MAN ." "AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!" "YEAH,IT'SSUPERHOT ,MAN ." "WHERE'SKYLE?" "YEAH,IT'SSUPERHOT ,MAN ." "WHERE'SKYLE?" "HE'SUPSTAIRS,BANGINGONE" "WHERE'SKYLE?" "HE'SUPSTAIRS,BANGINGONE  RIGHT NOW." "HE'SUPSTAIRS,BANGINGONE  RIGHT NOW." "NO, DON'T GO UP THERE, DUDE." "RIGHT NOW." "NO, DON'T GO UP THERE, DUDE." "YOU'RE SALTING HIS GAME!" "NO, DON'T GO UP THERE, DUDE." "YOU'RE SALTING HIS GAME!" "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "YOU'RE SALTING HIS GAME!" "[ DOOR OPENS ] WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" "[ DOOR OPENS ] WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" "IT'SA BARRICADE,JACKASS." "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" "IT'SA BARRICADE,JACKASS." "♪CALLINGME HIGHONTHE" "IT'SA BARRICADE,JACKASS." "♪CALLINGME HIGHONTHE TELEPHONE ♪" "♪CALLINGME HIGHONTHE TELEPHONE ♪ ♪ CAME BY PLANE ALL ALONE" "TELEPHONE ♪ ♪ CAME BY PLANE ALL ALONE [GAGS]" "♪ CAME BY PLANE ALL ALONE [GAGS] [ BELCHES ]" "[GAGS] [ BELCHES ] ALL RIGHT, NO ONE LEAVES UNTIL" "[ BELCHES ] ALL RIGHT, NO ONE LEAVES UNTIL EVERY VAMPIRES IS DEAD." "ALL RIGHT, NO ONE LEAVES UNTIL EVERY VAMPIRES IS DEAD." "[ BELCHES ]" "EVERY VAMPIRES IS DEAD." "[ BELCHES ] ♪..." "TELLIT 'SNOTENOUGH" "[ BELCHES ] ♪..." "TELLIT 'SNOTENOUGH ♪ COME AND " "♪..." "TELLIT 'SNOTENOUGH ♪ COME AND -- [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "KYLE,AREYOUINTHERE?" "OPEN UP!" "DUDE,I 'MKINDOF BUSY." "OPEN UP!" "DUDE,I 'MKINDOF BUSY." "DUDE,SHE'SGONNAKILLYOU!" "DUDE,I 'MKINDOF BUSY." "DUDE,SHE'SGONNAKILLYOU!" "YOUCANBE NEXT." "DUDE,SHE'SGONNAKILLYOU!" "YOUCANBE NEXT." "WAIT." "THAT'SJACKEDUP." "YOUCANBE NEXT." "WAIT." "THAT'SJACKEDUP." "TOM!" "♪YOUKNEWMYIDEASWHENTHEY WERE IN MY HEAD ♪ ♪ THEY WERE MY SECRET" "WERE IN MY HEAD ♪ ♪ THEY WERE MY SECRET EVENING PLANS ♪" "♪ THEY WERE MY SECRET EVENING PLANS ♪ ALLRIGHT,AIMFOR THE HEART" "EVENING PLANS ♪ ALLRIGHT,AIMFOR THE HEART AND USE SOMETHING HEAVY." "ALLRIGHT,AIMFOR THE HEART AND USE SOMETHING HEAVY." "DUDE,I DON'TCAREIFYOU" "AND USE SOMETHING HEAVY." "DUDE,I DON'TCAREIFYOU DON'T WANT TO GET SOME, BUT" "DUDE,I DON'TCAREIFYOU DON'T WANT TO GET SOME, BUT DON'T RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF" "DON'T WANT TO GET SOME, BUT DON'T RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US, ALL RIGHT?" "DON'T RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US, ALL RIGHT?" "DUDE,TOM,KYLE'SUPTHERE" "US, ALL RIGHT?" "DUDE,TOM,KYLE'SUPTHERE RIGHT NOW WITH ONE OF THEM." "DUDE,TOM,KYLE'SUPTHERE RIGHT NOW WITH ONE OF THEM." "WE GOT TO GO SAVE HIM." "RIGHT NOW WITH ONE OF THEM." "WE GOT TO GO SAVE HIM." "HEY,BRO,JUSTOUT OF" "WE GOT TO GO SAVE HIM." "HEY,BRO,JUSTOUT OF CURIOSITY, JUST LET ME KNOW " "HEY,BRO,JUSTOUT OF CURIOSITY, JUST LET ME KNOW -- ARE YOU GAY?" "CURIOSITY, JUST LET ME KNOW -- ARE YOU GAY?" "THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THIS, BUT" "ARE YOU GAY?" "THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THIS, BUT JUST LET ME KNOW RIGHT NOW," "THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THIS, BUT JUST LET ME KNOW RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?" "JUST LET ME KNOW RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?" "DUDE,I AMGONNAPUNCHYOUR" "ALL RIGHT?" "DUDE,I AMGONNAPUNCHYOUR  DICK, OKAY?" "!" "DUDE,I AMGONNAPUNCHYOUR  DICK, OKAY?" "!" "THERE ARE VAMPIRE GIRLS IN THIS" "DICK, OKAY?" "!" "THERE ARE VAMPIRE GIRLS IN THIS HOUSE, AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL" "THERE ARE VAMPIRE GIRLS IN THIS HOUSE, AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!" "HOUSE, AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!" "IFANYOF THEMCOMEBACK DOWN" "US!" "IFANYOF THEMCOMEBACK DOWN  BEFORE WE'RE BACK, HOLD THEM" "IFANYOF THEMCOMEBACK DOWN  BEFORE WE'RE BACK, HOLD THEM DOWN AND DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO." "BEFORE WE'RE BACK, HOLD THEM DOWN AND DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO." "THAT'SWHATI'MTALKING" "DOWN AND DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO." "THAT'SWHATI'MTALKING ABOUT!" "THAT'SWHATI'MTALKING ABOUT!" "BAM!" "ABOUT!" "BAM!" "[MOANING]" "BAM!" "[MOANING] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[MOANING] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] WAIT." "WAIT,WAIT." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] WAIT." "WAIT,WAIT." "WHEN SHOULD I TAKE MY PANTS OFF?" "WAIT." "WAIT,WAIT." "WHEN SHOULD I TAKE MY PANTS OFF?" "AFTERI LEAVE." "WHEN SHOULD I TAKE MY PANTS OFF?" "AFTERI LEAVE." "WHAT?" "[SIGHS] DUDE." "MM." "DUDE." "MM. [ SQUELCHES ]" "MM. [ SQUELCHES ] AAH!" "MNH!" "[ SQUELCHES ] AAH!" "MNH!" "[ GROANING ]" "AAH!" "MNH!" "[ GROANING ] AAH!" "[ GROANING ] AAH!" "KYLE!" "AAH!" "KYLE!" "[HISSES]" "KYLE!" "[HISSES] OH,SHIT!" "[HISSES] OH,SHIT!" "[ WHIMPERING ]" "OH,SHIT!" "[ WHIMPERING ] DR. G!" "[ WHIMPERING ] DR. G!" "[WHISTLING]" "DR. G!" "[WHISTLING] DR.G !" "[WHISTLING] DR.G !" "DR. G!" "DR.G !" "DR. G!" "OH!" "OH,OKAY,WE'RESTARTING." "DR. G!" "OH!" "OH,OKAY,WE'RESTARTING." "WE'RE STARTING." "OH!" "OH,OKAY,WE'RESTARTING." "WE'RE STARTING." "HEY, VAMPIRE SKANK..." "WE'RE STARTING." "HEY, VAMPIRE SKANK..." "BET YOU CAN'T CATCH ME." "HEY, VAMPIRE SKANK..." "BET YOU CAN'T CATCH ME." "IBETICAN ." "BET YOU CAN'T CATCH ME." "IBETICAN ." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "AAH!" "[ THUDS ] [ SQUELCHING ]" "[ THUDS ] [ SQUELCHING ] BETTERDOUBLE-CHECK." "[ SQUELCHING ] BETTERDOUBLE-CHECK." "WAIT!" "BETTERDOUBLE-CHECK." "WAIT!" "BITE ME INSTEAD." "WAIT!" "BITE ME INSTEAD." "WHY -- 'CAUSE YOUR JUGULAR" "BITE ME INSTEAD." "WHY -- 'CAUSE YOUR JUGULAR VEIN'S EASIER TO FIND?" "WHY -- 'CAUSE YOUR JUGULAR VEIN'S EASIER TO FIND?" "WHAT?" "VEIN'S EASIER TO FIND?" "WHAT?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" "WHAT?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" "[BREATHESSHARPLY]" "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" "[BREATHESSHARPLY] DUDE,JUSTTELLMEWHAT YOU" "[BREATHESSHARPLY] DUDE,JUSTTELLMEWHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO." "DUDE,JUSTTELLMEWHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO." "AAH!" "WANT ME TO DO." "AAH!" "DOIT!" "AAH!" "DOIT!" "[ THUMPS ]" "DOIT!" "[ THUMPS ] OH!" "[ THUMPS ] OH!" "OHH!" "OH!" "OHH!" "DOESITHURT?" "OHH!" "DOESITHURT?" "YEAH." "DOESITHURT?" "YEAH." "OHH." "YEAH." "OHH." "IT'SOFFICIAL." "OHH." "IT'SOFFICIAL." "WE'RE MURDERERS." "IT'SOFFICIAL." "WE'RE MURDERERS." "[SIGHS]" "WE'RE MURDERERS." "[SIGHS] YOU GET USED TO IT." "[SIGHS] YOU GET USED TO IT." "What?" "YOU GET USED TO IT." "What?" "MURDERERS." "What?" "MURDERERS." "MURDERS GET USED TO IT." "MURDERERS." "MURDERS GET USED TO IT." "DUDE, DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY." "MURDERS GET USED TO IT." "DUDE, DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY." "SHE'S MY FIRST KILL..." "DUDE, DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY." "SHE'S MY FIRST KILL..." "PROMISE." "SHE'S MY FIRST KILL..." "PROMISE." "SO,HOWDO YOUPRESERVETHE" "PROMISE." "SO,HOWDO YOUPRESERVETHE BLOOD?" "SO,HOWDO YOUPRESERVETHE BLOOD?" "YOU'REA VERYINQUISITIVE" "BLOOD?" "YOU'REA VERYINQUISITIVE YOUNG LADY." "YOU'REA VERYINQUISITIVE YOUNG LADY." "[CHUCKLES]" "YOUNG LADY." "[CHUCKLES] WELL, I JUST THINK I MIGHT BE" "[CHUCKLES] WELL, I JUST THINK I MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN RUNNING A BLOOD" "WELL, I JUST THINK I MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN RUNNING A BLOOD DRIVE SOME DAY." "INTERESTED IN RUNNING A BLOOD DRIVE SOME DAY." "MM." "DRIVE SOME DAY." "MM. IMEAN,THEYPROBABLYHAVE TO" "MM. IMEAN,THEYPROBABLYHAVE TO PEE, BUT I DOUBT THEY EVER HAVE" "IMEAN,THEYPROBABLYHAVE TO PEE, BUT I DOUBT THEY EVER HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP, YOU KNOW?" "PEE, BUT I DOUBT THEY EVER HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP, YOU KNOW?" "[ DOOR CREAKS ]" "TO TAKE A DUMP, YOU KNOW?" "[ DOOR CREAKS ] [ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ DOOR CREAKS ] [ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SLEDGEHAMMER THUMPS ]" "[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SLEDGEHAMMER THUMPS ] HI,FRED." "[ SLEDGEHAMMER THUMPS ] HI,FRED." "[CHUCKLES]HI." "HI,FRED." "[CHUCKLES]HI." "UM,HEY,DIDYOU ,UH, HEAR" "[CHUCKLES]HI." "UM,HEY,DIDYOU ,UH, HEAR THAT WE'RE ALL JUST KIND OF" "UM,HEY,DIDYOU ,UH, HEAR THAT WE'RE ALL JUST KIND OF MAKING OUT WITH DIFFERENT GUYS?" "THAT WE'RE ALL JUST KIND OF MAKING OUT WITH DIFFERENT GUYS?" "THAT'STHEWORDONTHE" "MAKING OUT WITH DIFFERENT GUYS?" "THAT'STHEWORDONTHE STREETS." "THAT'STHEWORDONTHE STREETS." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "STREETS." "[ CHUCKLES ] IT'SREALLYTOOBAD THAT" "[ CHUCKLES ] IT'SREALLYTOOBAD THAT CHRIS CALLED DIBS ON YOU." "IT'SREALLYTOOBAD THAT CHRIS CALLED DIBS ON YOU." "ITHOUGHTSHEDIDN'TCARE" "CHRIS CALLED DIBS ON YOU." "ITHOUGHTSHEDIDN'TCARE  EITHER WAY." "ITHOUGHTSHEDIDN'TCARE  EITHER WAY." "WELL,I GUESSIT 'SJUST" "EITHER WAY." "WELL,I GUESSIT 'SJUST KISSING." "WELL,I GUESSIT 'SJUST KISSING." "I'LLMAKEOUTWITHYOU..." "KISSING." "I'LLMAKEOUTWITHYOU..." "BUT IT HAS TO BE ON MY BED." "I'LLMAKEOUTWITHYOU..." "BUT IT HAS TO BE ON MY BED." "MM." "BUT IT HAS TO BE ON MY BED." "MM. ♪BACKIN TOWN" "MM. ♪BACKIN TOWN CANI WATCH?" "♪BACKIN TOWN CANI WATCH?" "IT'SWHATWE DO ." "CANI WATCH?" "IT'SWHATWE DO ." "ILIKETO WATCH." "IT'SWHATWE DO ." "ILIKETO WATCH." "OKAY,CRAZY-ASS." "ILIKETO WATCH." "OKAY,CRAZY-ASS." "[CHUCKLES]" "OKAY,CRAZY-ASS." "[CHUCKLES] OKAY, WELL, JUST THIS WAY." "[CHUCKLES] OKAY, WELL, JUST THIS WAY." "[ SQUELCHES ]" "OKAY, WELL, JUST THIS WAY." "[ SQUELCHES ] [LAUGHS]" "[ SQUELCHES ] [LAUGHS] BLOOD GOES " " PFFT!" "[LAUGHS] BLOOD GOES " " PFFT!" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "BLOOD GOES " " PFFT!" "[ CHUCKLES ] OH." "[ CHUCKLES ] OH." "SO,SHOULDWE JUSTSTART" "OH." "SO,SHOULDWE JUSTSTART MAKING OUT?" "SO,SHOULDWE JUSTSTART MAKING OUT?" "WELL,WHYDON'TYOU LAY DOWN" "MAKING OUT?" "WELL,WHYDON'TYOU LAY DOWN ON THE BED?" "WELL,WHYDON'TYOU LAY DOWN ON THE BED?" "AND I WILL GET ON TOP OF YOU." "ON THE BED?" "AND I WILL GET ON TOP OF YOU." "YOU'VEGOTTHISALL PLANNED" "AND I WILL GET ON TOP OF YOU." "YOU'VEGOTTHISALL PLANNED OUT, DON'T YOU?" "YOU'VEGOTTHISALL PLANNED OUT, DON'T YOU?" "WEHAVEASYSTEM,ANDIT" "OUT, DON'T YOU?" "WEHAVEASYSTEM,ANDIT WORKS." "WEHAVEASYSTEM,ANDIT WORKS." "I'MDOWN." "WORKS." "I'MDOWN." "♪IFYOUWANTTOMAKEOUT," "I'MDOWN." "♪IFYOUWANTTOMAKEOUT, YOU'D BETTER COME ALONE ♪" "♪IFYOUWANTTOMAKEOUT, YOU'D BETTER COME ALONE ♪ ♪ TOTALLY SENSELESS" "YOU'D BETTER COME ALONE ♪ ♪ TOTALLY SENSELESS I'M GONNA DRIVE YOU TO ♪" "♪ TOTALLY SENSELESS I'M GONNA DRIVE YOU TO ♪ STRAIGHTEN." "I'M GONNA DRIVE YOU TO ♪ STRAIGHTEN." "♪WHENI'MREADYTODANCE" "STRAIGHTEN." "♪WHENI'MREADYTODANCE  WITH YOU ♪" "♪WHENI'MREADYTODANCE  WITH YOU ♪ [GRUNTING]" "WITH YOU ♪ [GRUNTING] OH." "[GRUNTING] OH." "DR.G ?" "OH." "DR.G ?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "DR.G ?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "OH,UM..." "JUST" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "OH,UM..." "JUST--  JUST GETTING MY FRISBEE." "OH,UM..." "JUST--  JUST GETTING MY FRISBEE." "DO YOU PLAY ULTIMATE?" "JUST GETTING MY FRISBEE." "DO YOU PLAY ULTIMATE?" "NO." "DO YOU PLAY ULTIMATE?" "NO." "AH,YOUKNOW,NEITHERDOES" "NO." "AH,YOUKNOW,NEITHERDOES  MAGGIE." "AH,YOUKNOW,NEITHERDOES  MAGGIE." "SHE FEELS PRETTY BAD ABOUT IT." "MAGGIE." "SHE FEELS PRETTY BAD ABOUT IT." "CHECK THIS OUT." "SHE FEELS PRETTY BAD ABOUT IT." "CHECK THIS OUT." "See her?" "CHECK THIS OUT." "See her?" "WHOOPS-A-DAISY!" "See her?" "WHOOPS-A-DAISY!" "WHOA-OH!" "WHOOPS-A-DAISY!" "WHOA-OH!" "[ THUDS ]" "WHOA-OH!" "[ THUDS ] BETTER DOUBLE-CHECK." "[ THUDS ] BETTER DOUBLE-CHECK." "[ WHISTLES ]" "BETTER DOUBLE-CHECK." "[ WHISTLES ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ WHISTLES ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [CHUCKLES]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [CHUCKLES] LOOKINGGOOD." "[CHUCKLES] LOOKINGGOOD." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "LOOKINGGOOD." "[ CHUCKLES ] HEY, YOU GUYS, GET A ROOM, HUH?" "[ CHUCKLES ] HEY, YOU GUYS, GET A ROOM, HUH?" "HEY, DON'T KISS HIS NECK." "HEY, YOU GUYS, GET A ROOM, HUH?" "HEY, DON'T KISS HIS NECK." "HE'S TICKLISH." "HEY, DON'T KISS HIS NECK." "HE'S TICKLISH." "[SCOFFS]" "HE'S TICKLISH." "[SCOFFS] I WASN'T GOING TO." "[SCOFFS] I WASN'T GOING TO." "NOW!" "I WASN'T GOING TO." "NOW!" "AAH!" "NOW!" "AAH!" "[ SQUELCHES ]" "AAH!" "[ SQUELCHES ] [WHIMPERING]" "[ SQUELCHES ] [WHIMPERING] DUDE,GETOFFNOW ." "[WHIMPERING] DUDE,GETOFFNOW ." "[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS IN" "DUDE,GETOFFNOW ." "[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE ]" "[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE ] [CHUCKLES]" "DISTANCE ] [CHUCKLES] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "HEY,SIDEBOOB." "WHERE'SCHRIS?" "AAH!" "GEEZ!" "WHERE'SCHRIS?" "AAH!" "GEEZ!" "WEHAVEN'TSEENHER ." "AAH!" "GEEZ!" "WEHAVEN'TSEENHER ." "YOU SCARED ME, DR. G." "WEHAVEN'TSEENHER ." "YOU SCARED ME, DR. G. LATER,BITCHES." "YOU SCARED ME, DR. G. LATER,BITCHES." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "LATER,BITCHES." "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]" "MOM?" "♪UH-HUH,ILIKEIT ♪ UH-HUH, I LIKE IT" "♪UH-HUH,ILIKEIT ♪ UH-HUH, I LIKE IT WHYDOYOUHATEME,GOD?" "!" "♪ UH-HUH, I LIKE IT WHYDOYOUHATEME,GOD?" "!" "[ CRYING ]" "WHYDOYOUHATEME,GOD?" "!" "[ CRYING ] Shh." "Hey." "[ CRYING ] Shh." "Hey." "HEY,STUPIDS." "Shh." "Hey." "HEY,STUPIDS." "I SAW WHAT YOU DID IN THE" "HEY,STUPIDS." "I SAW WHAT YOU DID IN THE BACKYARD." "I SAW WHAT YOU DID IN THE BACKYARD." "YEAH,DIDYOUSEE WHATWEDID" "BACKYARD." "YEAH,DIDYOUSEE WHATWEDID TO SAMANTHA?" "YEAH,DIDYOUSEE WHATWEDID TO SAMANTHA?" "NO." "DIDYOUSEE WHATWEDID" "TO SAMANTHA?" "NO." "DIDYOUSEE WHATWEDID TO JARED?" "NO." "DIDYOUSEE WHATWEDID TO JARED?" "HE'SRIGHTTHERE." "TO JARED?" "HE'SRIGHTTHERE." "SO,DIDYOUSEE HIM ?" "HE'SRIGHTTHERE." "SO,DIDYOUSEE HIM ?" "♪COMEON OVERHERE" "SO,DIDYOUSEE HIM ?" "♪COMEON OVERHERE GETFRED." "KILLTOM ." "WHOA." "HICKORY." "DAMN IT!" "COMEON,TOM." "HICKORY." "DAMN IT!" "COMEON,TOM." "IT'LL BE A LOT MORE FUN IF YOU" "COMEON,TOM." "IT'LL BE A LOT MORE FUN IF YOU DON'T FIGHT IT." "IT'LL BE A LOT MORE FUN IF YOU DON'T FIGHT IT." "[BREATHINGHEAVILY]" "DON'T FIGHT IT." "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] IHOPEYOUKNOWTHIS ISAN" "[BREATHINGHEAVILY] IHOPEYOUKNOWTHIS ISAN  AUTOMATIC FLUNK." "IHOPEYOUKNOWTHIS ISAN  AUTOMATIC FLUNK." "[ THUMPING ON DOOR ]" "AUTOMATIC FLUNK." "[ THUMPING ON DOOR ] WHOISIT ?" "[ THUMPING ON DOOR ] WHOISIT ?" "IT'SCHRIS." "WHOISIT ?" "IT'SCHRIS." "OPEN THE DOOR." "IT'SCHRIS." "OPEN THE DOOR." "HOLDIT." "OPEN THE DOOR." "HOLDIT." "THERE'S A BARRICADE." "HOLDIT." "THERE'S A BARRICADE." "WELL,MOVEIT ." "THERE'S A BARRICADE." "WELL,MOVEIT ." "♪UH-HUH,ILIKEIT" "WELL,MOVEIT ." "♪UH-HUH,ILIKEIT ♪ UH-HUH, I LIKE IT" "♪UH-HUH,ILIKEIT ♪ UH-HUH, I LIKE IT HYAH!" "♪ UH-HUH, I LIKE IT HYAH!" "AAH!" "HYAH!" "AAH!" "♪UH-HUH,ILIKEIT" "AAH!" "♪UH-HUH,ILIKEIT ♪ UH-HUH, I LIKE IT" "♪UH-HUH,ILIKEIT ♪ UH-HUH, I LIKE IT ♪ UH-HUH, I... ♪ UH-HUH, I LIKE IT ♪ UH-HUH, I..." "[GASPING]" "♪ UH-HUH, I..." "[GASPING] YOU'RESUCHAPERVERTWITH" "[GASPING] YOU'RESUCHAPERVERTWITH  YOUR GIANT CAMERA!" "YOU'RESUCHAPERVERTWITH  YOUR GIANT CAMERA!" "WHAT?" "YOUR GIANT CAMERA!" "WHAT?" "YOUKNOW,IF IT WASN'TFOR" "WHAT?" "YOUKNOW,IF IT WASN'TFOR  THAT, I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE" "YOUKNOW,IF IT WASN'TFOR  THAT, I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE ASKED YOU TO WINTER FORMAL." "THAT, I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE ASKED YOU TO WINTER FORMAL." "YOUWOULDHAVE?" "ASKED YOU TO WINTER FORMAL." "YOUWOULDHAVE?" "YEAH." "BUTNOWI'M GOINGTO" "YOUWOULDHAVE?" "YEAH." "BUTNOWI'M GOINGTO SUCK YOUR BLOOD." "YEAH." "BUTNOWI'M GOINGTO SUCK YOUR BLOOD." "WAIT,WAIT,WAIT!" "WAIT!" "SUCK YOUR BLOOD." "WAIT,WAIT,WAIT!" "WAIT!" "[ BREATHING QUICKLY ]" "WAIT,WAIT,WAIT!" "WAIT!" "[ BREATHING QUICKLY ] DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I" "[ BREATHING QUICKLY ] DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID?" "DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID?" "WHATWOULDYOUHAVESAID ?" "WOULD HAVE SAID?" "WHATWOULDYOUHAVESAID ?" "HELLSNO,BIZNATCH!" "WHATWOULDYOUHAVESAID ?" "HELLSNO,BIZNATCH!" "MNH!" "HELLSNO,BIZNATCH!" "MNH!" "[GROANING]" "MNH!" "[GROANING] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]" "[GROANING] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] WRITHEITOUT." "[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] WRITHEITOUT." "SORRY." "WRITHEITOUT." "SORRY." "I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE SAID YES." "SORRY." "I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE SAID YES." "[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS ]" "SORRY,LADIES." "OPENITALREADY!" "MRS.KELLER?" "FREDGREEN,IS THATYOU ?" "MRS.KELLER?" "FREDGREEN,IS THATYOU ?" "WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE ?" "FREDGREEN,IS THATYOU ?" "WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE ?" "SAMETHINGAS YOU." "WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE ?" "SAMETHINGAS YOU." "YOUCAMETO HELPMURDER" "SAMETHINGAS YOU." "YOUCAMETO HELPMURDER CHRIS?" "YOUCAMETO HELPMURDER CHRIS?" "Yeah." "[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SLEDGEHAMMER CLATTERS ]" "[ DOOR CREAKS ] OH,YOUFOUNDHIM ." "♪THEY'REEASYPICKINGS" "OH,YOUFOUNDHIM ." "♪THEY'REEASYPICKINGS AT THE DISCOTHEQUE ♪" "♪THEY'REEASYPICKINGS AT THE DISCOTHEQUE ♪ YOUDYEDYOURHAIR." "AT THE DISCOTHEQUE ♪ YOUDYEDYOURHAIR." "HEY,LOOKWHATFREDDID." "YOUDYEDYOURHAIR." "HEY,LOOKWHATFREDDID." "PULLITOUT,HO-BAG." "HEY,LOOKWHATFREDDID." "PULLITOUT,HO-BAG." "IWANTEDTO SHOWYOU GUYS" "PULLITOUT,HO-BAG." "IWANTEDTO SHOWYOU GUYS FIRST." "IWANTEDTO SHOWYOU GUYS FIRST." "♪ANDTHEYNEVER,EVER" "FIRST." "♪ANDTHEYNEVER,EVER  CHECK ♪" "♪ANDTHEYNEVER,EVER  CHECK ♪ OH,CUTE." "CHECK ♪ OH,CUTE." "YOU DYED YOUR HAIR." "OH,CUTE." "YOU DYED YOUR HAIR." "♪..." "THATILEAVEIN" "YOU DYED YOUR HAIR." "♪..." "THATILEAVEIN THE NECK ♪" "♪..." "THATILEAVEIN THE NECK ♪ ♪ WELL, IF THEY WERE WISE..." "THE NECK ♪ ♪ WELL, IF THEY WERE WISE..." "[ DING!" "]" "♪ WELL, IF THEY WERE WISE..." "[ DING!" "] IT'SCHRIS'MOM." "[ DING!" "] IT'SCHRIS'MOM." "COMEGETSOME,BITCHES." "IT'SCHRIS'MOM." "COMEGETSOME,BITCHES." "♪DRAC'SBACK" "COMEGETSOME,BITCHES." "♪DRAC'SBACK [ SQUELCHES ]" "♪DRAC'SBACK [ SQUELCHES ] ♪ I WANT TO SUCK YOUR" "[ SQUELCHES ] ♪ I WANT TO SUCK YOUR ♪WHOO" "♪ I WANT TO SUCK YOUR ♪WHOO [GRUNTING]" "♪WHOO [GRUNTING] ♪DRACULA" "[GRUNTING] ♪DRACULA ♪DRAC'SBACK" "♪DRACULA ♪DRAC'SBACK SOMEBODYTHROWME ASTAKE!" "♪DRAC'SBACK SOMEBODYTHROWME ASTAKE!" "[ GRUNTING ]" "SOMEBODYTHROWME ASTAKE!" "[ GRUNTING ] AH!" "[ GRUNTING ] AH!" "♪I WANTTO SUCKYOUR" "AH!" "♪I WANTTO SUCKYOUR ♪WHOO" "♪I WANTTO SUCKYOUR ♪WHOO NOW!" "♪WHOO NOW!" "♪ DRACULA" "NOW!" "♪ DRACULA ♪I 'MGONNAWAITFOR YOU ON" "♪ DRACULA ♪I 'MGONNAWAITFOR YOU ON SATURDAY NIGHT ♪" "♪I 'MGONNAWAITFOR YOU ON SATURDAY NIGHT ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA GIVE YOUR NECK..." "SATURDAY NIGHT ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA GIVE YOUR NECK..." "[ SQUELCHES ]" "♪ I'M GONNA GIVE YOUR NECK..." "[ SQUELCHES ] ♪ ..." "A GREAT, BIG BITE" "[ SQUELCHES ] ♪ ..." "A GREAT, BIG BITE COMEON,FRED!" "DOIT!" "♪ ..." "A GREAT, BIG BITE COMEON,FRED!" "DOIT!" "COME ON, STICK IT IN HER!" "COMEON,FRED!" "DOIT!" "COME ON, STICK IT IN HER!" "IGIVEUP ." "IGIVEUP." "COME ON, STICK IT IN HER!" "IGIVEUP ." "IGIVEUP." "I GIVE UP." "I GIVE UP." "IGIVEUP ." "IGIVEUP." "I GIVE UP." "I GIVE UP." "WAIT." "I GIVE UP." "I GIVE UP." "WAIT." "SHE'SLYING." "WAIT." "SHE'SLYING." "IKNOW,BUTI'VEGOTA BETTER" "SHE'SLYING." "IKNOW,BUTI'VEGOTA BETTER IDEA." "IKNOW,BUTI'VEGOTA BETTER IDEA." "[ SQUELCHES ]" "IDEA." "[ SQUELCHES ] I DIDN'T WANT IT TO GO TO WASTE." "[ SQUELCHES ] I DIDN'T WANT IT TO GO TO WASTE." "♪I WANTTO SUCKYOUR" "I DIDN'T WANT IT TO GO TO WASTE." "♪I WANTTO SUCKYOUR ♪WHOO" "♪I WANTTO SUCKYOUR ♪WHOO WHERE'STOM?" "♪WHOO WHERE'STOM?" "OHH!" "WHERE'STOM?" "OHH!" "LETITHAPPEN." "OHH!" "LETITHAPPEN." "[GROANING]" "LETITHAPPEN." "[GROANING] [ EXPLOSION ]" "[GROANING] [ EXPLOSION ] [ CLATTERING ]" "[ EXPLOSION ] [ CLATTERING ] ♪WHOO" "[ CLATTERING ] ♪WHOO ♪ DRACULA" "♪WHOO ♪ DRACULA ♪DRAC'SBACK" "♪ DRACULA ♪DRAC'SBACK ♪I WANTTO SUCKYOUR" "♪DRAC'SBACK ♪I WANTTO SUCKYOUR ♪WHOO" "♪I WANTTO SUCKYOUR ♪WHOO SHEWASIN LOVEWITHME." "♪WHOO SHEWASIN LOVEWITHME." "♪THEY'RENOTHUNGOVER ," "SHEWASIN LOVEWITHME." "♪THEY'RENOTHUNGOVER , THEY'RE JUST VAMPIRE WHO REST ♪" "♪THEY'RENOTHUNGOVER , THEY'RE JUST VAMPIRE WHO REST ♪ HE'SDEAD,DUDE." "THEY'RE JUST VAMPIRE WHO REST ♪ HE'SDEAD,DUDE." "DAMNIT!" "HE'SDEAD,DUDE." "DAMNIT!" "GUESS WHO KILLED THE NURSE LADY" "DAMNIT!" "GUESS WHO KILLED THE NURSE LADY AND STOLE ALL THE BLOOD." "GUESS WHO KILLED THE NURSE LADY AND STOLE ALL THE BLOOD." "CHRIS." "AND STOLE ALL THE BLOOD." "CHRIS." "WHYWOULDSHEDOTHAT ?" "CHRIS." "WHYWOULDSHEDOTHAT ?" "SHE'SA SUPERVAMPIRE,AND" "WHYWOULDSHEDOTHAT ?" "SHE'SA SUPERVAMPIRE,AND  SHE'S GONNA DRINK IT ALL." "SHE'SA SUPERVAMPIRE,AND  SHE'S GONNA DRINK IT ALL." "WHATFOR?" "SHE'S GONNA DRINK IT ALL." "WHATFOR?" "[SIGHS]" "WHATFOR?" "[SIGHS] TOTURNALLTHE DONORSINTO" "[SIGHS] TOTURNALLTHE DONORSINTO  VAMPIRES." "TOTURNALLTHE DONORSINTO  VAMPIRES." "WHATA BITCH!" "VAMPIRES." "WHATA BITCH!" "MM, GOOD " " GOOD BITCH." "WHATA BITCH!" "MM, GOOD " " GOOD BITCH." "[SIGHS]" "MM, GOOD " " GOOD BITCH." "[SIGHS] WE HAVE TO STOP HER, RIGHT?" "[SIGHS] WE HAVE TO STOP HER, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "WE HAVE TO STOP HER, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "YEAH." "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ CLANGS ]" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ CLANGS ] ♪WHOO" "[ CLANGS ] ♪WHOO ♪ DRACULA" "♪WHOO ♪ DRACULA ♪DRAC'SBACK" "♪ DRACULA ♪DRAC'SBACK [ MUSIC ENDS ]" "♪DRAC'SBACK [ MUSIC ENDS ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]" "[ MUSIC ENDS ] [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ VEHICLE BEEPING ]" "[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ VEHICLE BEEPING ] [ BEEPING STOPS ]" "[ VEHICLE BEEPING ] [ BEEPING STOPS ] YOUDON'THAVETODOTHIS," "[ BEEPING STOPS ] YOUDON'THAVETODOTHIS,  MARY." "YOUDON'THAVETODOTHIS,  MARY." "ITHINKIDO." "MARY." "ITHINKIDO." "[SIGHS]" "ITHINKIDO." "[SIGHS] DON'T WORRY." "[SIGHS] DON'T WORRY." "WE WILL LOOK BACK IN A FEW" "DON'T WORRY." "WE WILL LOOK BACK IN A FEW CENTURIES, AND WE WILL LAUGH." "BUT RIGHT NOW, THIS IS REALLY, REALLY SAD." "WELL,LET'SJUSTGET THIS" "REALLY SAD." "WELL,LET'SJUSTGET THIS OVER WITH." "WELL,LET'SJUSTGET THIS OVER WITH." "OKEYDOKEY." "OVER WITH." "OKEYDOKEY." "[ VEHICLE BEEPING ]" "OKEYDOKEY." "[ VEHICLE BEEPING ] [ BEEPING STOPS ]" "[ DOOR CREAKS ]" "CHRIS?" "INHERE." "[ LIQUID POURING ] CHRIS,WHATAREYOU DOING?" "CUTTINGTHISBLOODWITHSOME" "CHRIS,WHATAREYOU DOING?" "CUTTINGTHISBLOODWITHSOME  MONSTER." "CUTTINGTHISBLOODWITHSOME  MONSTER." "MMM." "MONSTER." "MMM." "WHEREDIDYOUGET IT?" "MMM." "WHEREDIDYOUGET IT?" "WHEREDOYOUTHINK?" "WHEREDIDYOUGET IT?" "WHEREDOYOUTHINK?" "I SAW YOU DRIVE BY WHEN I LEFT" "WHEREDOYOUTHINK?" "I SAW YOU DRIVE BY WHEN I LEFT THE PARTY." "I SAW YOU DRIVE BY WHEN I LEFT THE PARTY." "OKAY,CHRIS,WE HAVETOTALK ." "THE PARTY." "OKAY,CHRIS,WE HAVETOTALK ." "WHATDOYOUWANTTOTALK" "OKAY,CHRIS,WE HAVETOTALK ." "WHATDOYOUWANTTOTALK ABOUT?" "WHATDOYOUWANTTOTALK ABOUT?" "WHYDOYOUHAVEALLTHAT" "ABOUT?" "WHYDOYOUHAVEALLTHAT BLOOD?" "WHYDOYOUHAVEALLTHAT BLOOD?" "I'MMAKINGVAMPIRES." "BLOOD?" "I'MMAKINGVAMPIRES." "IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE." "I'MMAKINGVAMPIRES." "IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE." "THOSEPEOPLEHAVELIVES." "IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE." "THOSEPEOPLEHAVELIVES." "YEAH,ANDNOWTHEY'LLLAST" "THOSEPEOPLEHAVELIVES." "YEAH,ANDNOWTHEY'LLLAST  FOREVER." "YEAH,ANDNOWTHEY'LLLAST  FOREVER." "CHRIS,YOU'REAREALLYEVIL" "FOREVER." "CHRIS,YOU'REAREALLYEVIL  VAMPIRE." "CHRIS,YOU'REAREALLYEVIL  VAMPIRE." "NOSHIT." "VAMPIRE." "NOSHIT." "I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE, AND I" "NOSHIT." "I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE, AND I LOVE MAKING OTHER PEOPLE KILL" "I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE, AND I LOVE MAKING OTHER PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE." "LOVE MAKING OTHER PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE." "IT'S FUNNY TO ME." "PEOPLE." "IT'S FUNNY TO ME." "OH, I'LL SLIT MY WRISTS." "IT'S FUNNY TO ME." "OH, I'LL SLIT MY WRISTS." "THIS IS THE MOST BORING" "OH, I'LL SLIT MY WRISTS." "THIS IS THE MOST BORING CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD IN MY" "THIS IS THE MOST BORING CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE." "CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE." "I'MSORRY,CHRIS." "LIFE." "I'MSORRY,CHRIS." "THIS IS ALL MY FAULT." "I'MSORRY,CHRIS." "THIS IS ALL MY FAULT." "NOW!" "THIS IS ALL MY FAULT." "NOW!" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]" "NOW!" "[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "TOM?" "TOM." "[ SQUELCHES ]" "TOM." "[ SQUELCHES ] TOM." "[ SQUELCHES ] TOM." "DR.G !" "TOM." "DR.G !" "[ GROANING ]" "DR.G !" "[ GROANING ] G, SHE'S BITING ME." "[GRUNTING] MARY,THESTAKE,NOW !" "MARY, DO IT!" "MARY,THESTAKE,NOW !" "MARY, DO IT!" "PUSH IT THROUGH." "MARY, DO IT!" "PUSH IT THROUGH." "NO,I CAN'T." "PUSH IT THROUGH." "NO,I CAN'T." "[LAUGHS]" "NO,I CAN'T." "[LAUGHS] WHAT A CHICKENSHIT!" "[LAUGHS] WHAT A CHICKENSHIT!" "[ LAUGHING ]" "WHAT A CHICKENSHIT!" "[ LAUGHING ] OHH!" "[ LAUGHING ] OHH!" "OH!" "OHH!" "OH!" "[ THUDS ]" "OH!" "[ THUDS ] [ GASPING ]" "[ THUDS ] [ GASPING ] AH, GOOD " "[ GASPING ] AH, GOOD -- GOOD HIT, FRED." "AH, GOOD -- GOOD HIT, FRED." "I'MSOSORRY,CHRIS." "GOOD HIT, FRED." "I'MSOSORRY,CHRIS." "IT'SOKAY." "I'MSOSORRY,CHRIS." "IT'SOKAY." "[Crying]I NEVERWOULDHAVE" "IT'SOKAY." "[Crying]I NEVERWOULDHAVE KILLED YOU IF YOU WEREN'T A" "[Crying]I NEVERWOULDHAVE KILLED YOU IF YOU WEREN'T A VAMPIRE." "KILLED YOU IF YOU WEREN'T A VAMPIRE." "IKNOW." "VAMPIRE." "IKNOW." "[ BREATHING SHARPLY ]" "IKNOW." "[ BREATHING SHARPLY ] BUT I WAS GONNA KILL YOU..." "[ BREATHING SHARPLY ] BUT I WAS GONNA KILL YOU..." "BUT NOT BEFORE I GAVE YOU THIS." "BUT I WAS GONNA KILL YOU..." "BUT NOT BEFORE I GAVE YOU THIS." "[ GRUNTS ]" "BUT NOT BEFORE I GAVE YOU THIS." "[ GRUNTS ] I MADE YOU A MIX FOR YOUR iPod." "[ GRUNTS ] I MADE YOU A MIX FOR YOUR iPod." "IT'S ON THAT FLASH DRIVE." "I MADE YOU A MIX FOR YOUR iPod." "IT'S ON THAT FLASH DRIVE." "YOUWEREGONNAGIVEMETHIS" "IT'S ON THAT FLASH DRIVE." "YOUWEREGONNAGIVEMETHIS AND THEN KILL ME?" "YOUWEREGONNAGIVEMETHIS AND THEN KILL ME?" "IWASGONNAFLIPACOIN." "AND THEN KILL ME?" "IWASGONNAFLIPACOIN." "[ BREATHES SHARPLY ]" "IWASGONNAFLIPACOIN." "[ BREATHES SHARPLY ] I'LLLISTENTO IT WHENIJOG." "[ BREATHES SHARPLY ] I'LLLISTENTO IT WHENIJOG." "WAYNE..." "I'LLLISTENTO IT WHENIJOG." "WAYNE..." "[ BREATHING SHARPLY ]" "WAYNE..." "[ BREATHING SHARPLY ] ...YOU WERE THE BEST I EVER HAD." "[ BREATHING SHARPLY ] ...YOU WERE THE BEST I EVER HAD." "Uh,thankyou." "...YOU WERE THE BEST I EVER HAD." "Uh,thankyou." "Thank you." "Uh,thankyou." "Thank you." "[GASPS]" "Thank you." "[GASPS] MOM." "[GASPS] MOM." "YEAH,HONEY?" "MOM." "YEAH,HONEY?" "YOU'RENOTACHICKENSHIT." "YEAH,HONEY?" "YOU'RENOTACHICKENSHIT." "OH!" "YOU'RENOTACHICKENSHIT." "OH!" "UNH." "OH!" "UNH." "[CRYING]" "UNH." "[CRYING] [SIGHS]" "[CRYING] [SIGHS] IHADADREAMWEKILLED" "[SIGHS] IHADADREAMWEKILLED CHRIS." "IHADADREAMWEKILLED CHRIS." "HOLY SHIT, WE KILLED CHRIS." "CHRIS." "HOLY SHIT, WE KILLED CHRIS." "SHEMADEME AMIX ." "HOLY SHIT, WE KILLED CHRIS." "SHEMADEME AMIX ." "[CRYINGCONTINUES]" "SHEMADEME AMIX ." "[CRYINGCONTINUES] [ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[CRYINGCONTINUES] [ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ] [ MUSIC SWELLS ]" "[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ] [ MUSIC SWELLS ] [ DOOR CREAKS ]" "NO,NO." "LET'S GO CHECK THE FRIDGE." "I'M" "I 'MNOTHUNGRY." "OH, MAYBE SOMETHING LIGHT, LIKE" "I'M" "I 'MNOTHUNGRY." "OH, MAYBE SOMETHING LIGHT, LIKE A YOGURT OR SOMETHING " "OH, MAYBE SOMETHING LIGHT, LIKE A YOGURT OR SOMETHING -- PARFAIT." "A YOGURT OR SOMETHING -- PARFAIT." "[SNIFFLES]BYE ." "THERE'SNOTHINGIN HEREBUT  BLOOD AND MONSTER." "[ SIGHS ]" "BLOOD AND MONSTER." "[ SIGHS ] I GUESS I'LL HAVE A MONSTER." "[ SIGHS ] I GUESS I'LL HAVE A MONSTER." "HEY, YOU WANT ONE?" "I GUESS I'LL HAVE A MONSTER." "HEY, YOU WANT ONE?" "LOOKSLIKEWE HAVETOKILL" "HEY, YOU WANT ONE?" "LOOKSLIKEWE HAVETOKILL  SOME VAMPIRES." "LOOKSLIKEWE HAVETOKILL  SOME VAMPIRES." "HOWMANY?" "[CHUCKLES] THAT SON OF A GUN." "[ THUDS ]" "[ SAY HI'S "BLAH BLAH BLAH" PLAYS ]" "♪YOUTHINK THE BIRDS ARE PRETTY ♪ ♪ AND YOU SLEEP EIGHT HOURS" "THE BIRDS ARE PRETTY ♪ ♪ AND YOU SLEEP EIGHT HOURS A NIGHT ♪" "♪ AND YOU SLEEP EIGHT HOURS A NIGHT ♪ ♪ AND I'M FOG, OUT OF THE CITY," "A NIGHT ♪ ♪ AND I'M FOG, OUT OF THE CITY, AND STILL YOU STAKE IT ALL ♪" "♪ AND I'M FOG, OUT OF THE CITY, AND STILL YOU STAKE IT ALL ♪ ♪ AND TRAINS STOP FOR YOU" "AND STILL YOU STAKE IT ALL ♪ ♪ AND TRAINS STOP FOR YOU AND SO DO THE BOYS ♪" "♪ AND TRAINS STOP FOR YOU AND SO DO THE BOYS ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU RUN YOUR FINGERS" "AND SO DO THE BOYS ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR ♪" "♪ WHEN YOU RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR ♪ ♪ BUT RESISTANCE IS FUTILE" "♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I" "AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪" "♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I" "AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪" "♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I" "AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪" "♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ [ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ]" "♪ JUST BREATHE ♪JUSTBREATHE ♪ANDMOUTH"GOODBYE"" "♪JUSTBREATHE ♪ANDMOUTH"GOODBYE" ♪ IF YOU WANT, I'LL" "♪ANDMOUTH"GOODBYE" ♪ IF YOU WANT, I'LL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE ♪" "♪ WELL, NOT SO MUCH LIFE, BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GOOD ZOMBIE MOVIE?" "♪" "BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GOOD ZOMBIE MOVIE?" "♪ ♪ WELL, LIKE THAT, BUT" "ZOMBIE MOVIE?" "♪ ♪ WELL, LIKE THAT, BUT YOU'LL BE SMARTER ♪" "♪ WELL, LIKE THAT, BUT YOU'LL BE SMARTER ♪ ♪ AND YOU'LL STAY 23" "YOU'LL BE SMARTER ♪ ♪ AND YOU'LL STAY 23 ♪ AND I" "♪ AND YOU'LL STAY 23 ♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪" "♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I" "AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I JUST WANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪" "♪ AND I JUST WANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I" "JUST WANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪" "♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I" "AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I JUST WANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪" "♪ AND I JUST WANT TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ [ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ]" "♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I" "AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪" "♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I" "AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪" "♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I" "AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ ♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪" "♪ AND I AM GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD ♪ [ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ]"