" Previously on "AllStars... "" "It's time for the returning queens to get their revenge." "The top two returning queens will lip sync for the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop and get the right to return to the competition." " We're in the company of some amazing queens tonight." " Where?" "(all laugh)" " The rosebuds were in full bloom." " The assholes were out, literally." "(all laugh)" " Roxxxy Andrews." " I thought your entrance was strong, and then it was like someone took the needle off the record." " With the--with the-- with the glory hole, right?" " Phi Phi O'Hara." " You had some funny jokes in there, but for me, it turned into, like, a scene study." " Hmm, okay." " Tatianna, you're a winner, baby." "And Alyssa Edwards, you are also a winner." " Yeah!" " We're gonna do it." " Alyssa, which queen have you chosen to get the chop?" " Tonight, I chose Phi Phi O'Hara to go home." " Tatianna." " Phi Phi O'Hara." " Phi Phi O'Hara, sashay away." " Congratulations, we made it out!" " We're here, girl." "Not one, but two of us now are officially back in the competition." "Phi Phi went home." "It was a unanimous vote." " "I wanted to avoid hugs because of tears."" " Huh." "I was taken back a little bit." " That's okay." "Bye." " Do I believe Phi Phi's explanation for not hugging Alyssa?" "No." " I was just freaking out that both of them were going to be going home tonight." "Obviously, I'm very excited that Roxxxy's still here, but it sucks to see Phi Phi leave." "But if she had to go in order for my girl to stay," "I'm happy with that." " Six again." " I know." "What the fuck?" "We go from a top five to a top six." "That kind of sucks." " At this point in the competition, stakes are so high and everybody's on their A game." "We all want to win." "I can't wait to see how this turns out." " The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars"" "receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $100,000." "With extra special guest judge, Graham Norton." " ¶ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ¶" "¶ May the best woman ¶" "¶ Best woman win ¶" " I don't jump guns." "I am the boom-boom gun." " Here, let me put this gig back up." " New morning in the workroom, and one bitch down, two bitches back." "I just want everyone to go home so I can win already." " Are you refreshed?" " I was concise, I was consistent, I was confused." " Mm-hmm." " About all this conflomba." "(all laugh)" " We going down to the worm with the bottle, girl." " Hello, hello, hello." " Hello!" " Hi." " Ladies, I want to share with you the secret to my success." "All the big business deals are made on the golf course." " Oh!" " Oh!" " So I've invited designer Andrew Christian and these sexy beasts to help us play a few rounds of... butt-butt golf." "(all laugh)" "Ladies, take a moment to get into a quick golf drag and meet us on the back nine." "Go!" " Where's my plaid at, girl?" " Choices." " Oh, I feel so hot." " All right, ladies, it's tee time." "Why, look, it's Dinah Shore weekend at "RuPaul's Drag Race."" "First, you swing your thing to hit the ball through the legs of these manimals." "And the AllStar that can sink the ball into the big pink hole in the fastest time wins." "First up, Roxxxy Andrews." "Go!" "Keep your eye on the ball and not their Andrew Christians." " These balls are so saggy." " You should be used to it, girl." " You're gonna have to back up into that, girl." " Ooh." " Oh!" " All these hot mens can't disturb me today, honey." "I need to get the ball in the hole." " Oh, yeah." "A hole-in-one hour." "Detox." " Uh-oh." "Oh." " She's doing the side maneuver." "Her technique is very unusual." " Move." " Oh!" " Oh!" "(all laugh)" " Okay, Detox, time is up." "I'm afraid we're gonna have to pull the butt-butt plug on this one." "(all laugh)" "Tatianna, look at the thrust." "Now, that is how you play this game." " Oh, wow!" " Hole-in-one." " That's a hole-in-one." " She's getting the swing of it." " Yes." "Alyssa Edwards." " I'm taking my time." "I'm getting good technique." " Girl!" "(laughs)" "I think Alyssa know what she doing." "She may not have the fastest time, but she's clearly winning this game." "Katya." "It's tense on the green right now." "She's between a rock and a hard place." "A really hard place." " Oh!" "(cheering)" " Yes!" "Alaska." "Oh, yeah." "Wow, she is aggressive in her approach." "Looks like she's going for the full--yes!" "Yeah, get it in there, girl." "She's in the home stretch now." "All right!" " (growls)" " All right, ladies." "The winner is..." " Alaska." " Yay!" " Yay!" " You've won a $2,000 prize package from Klein, Epstein Parker." "Suits made to measure, like the suits I'm always wearing." " Wow." " And we're posting more butt-butt golf video" "Ladies, now that you've played with the big boys, it's time to show me that you mean business." "For this week's maxi challenge, you need to create merchandise worthy of your unique AllStar brand, and then shoot a commercial that really sells the goods." "And the top two will get their merch produced and sold at the next RuPaul's Drag Con." "(applause)" " Think "Shark Tank," but fishier." "#RuPaulsFishTank." "Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win." " Bye." " Coming up..." " My product is going to be the Roxxxy Andrews wig glue." " Why does that glue make it special?" " It's called Katya's Crisis Control." " The only crisis here is the product." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " For today's maxi challenge, we have to create self-branded merchandise and then shoot a commercial to sell it." " I want to make, like, a trash-talking receptacle." "Anytime you, like, throw trash away, it, like, yells at you and reams you." " (laughs)" " What you doing, girl?" " I'm marketing executive opulence fashion tape." " Oh, that's fabulous." "What do you think I got going on over here?" " It looks like you've got Alyssa's go-go juice." " (laughs)" " Is that what it is?" " It's a shot of G3, the go-go-go." " Ooh." " When people think of Alyssa Edwards, they think of high energy." "It don't have to be a Tuesday or a Saturday." "Full speed, full throttle, full out." " I mean, I guess I'll try it." "My name is Alyssa Edwards, and this is the true secret!" "It's substantial shenanigans and buffoonery and goonery." "A score!" " (laughs)" " Hey, ladies." "We've got company." "Say hello to Marcus Lemonis from CNBC's "The Profit."" " Hello, ladies." " Hi." " Hello." " Hey, Roxxxy, meet Marcus Lemonis." " How are you?" "Marcus." "very nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you." " On this challenge, where you are going to market your product, this is the man you need to run it by to figure out if it's gonna work or not." " So what's your product?" " My product is going to be the Roxxxy Andrews wig glue." " Why did you choose glue?" " I'm always known for my hair flips." " See, now, Marcus, we wear lace-front wigs where you have to glue the side down." " What would be different from that glue or any other glue I could buy?" "Why does that glue make it special?" " I'm gonna have to think about that." " (laughs)" " You have to convince everybody." "That glue is going to be packaged differently, and there's going to be instructions connected to it." " You've got a DVD that's included, and I'm going to show you exactly how much you can flip your hair without it going anywhere." " This is what you're selling." "Your expertise, your knowledge and the glue is just a bonus." " Okay." " Oh, my goodness." "You just got a million dollar lesson." " Yes, girl." " I cannot wait to see your presentation." "See you in a minute, Roxxxy." " Thank you so much, guys." " All right." "Hey, Katya." " Hello, mother." " We are excited to hear what your product is." " So it's called Katya's Crisis Control, and it's a refreshing body mist, and it also packs the right amount of thorazine to protect from anxiety, fear, hallucinations or ghosts." " So you're selling..." " I'm selling a feeling, a sensation of, like, um..." " You know that's the first way to kill a brand is to sell something that doesn't have value." "So I think you have a little bit of branding identity crisis." " Okay." "Well, that's very on-brand for me." " I think, right now, the only crisis here is the product." "I want to have something that somebody actually wants to buy." "Just lose the bottle and the whole idea." "Start over." " Okay." " I'm sorry." " Thanks, Katya." " Thank you." "Whoo!" "(all laugh)" " Hey, Tatianna." " Hey." " What's the product?" " It's a tea set, perfect for talking shit or "spill tea," as we like to say it in the biz." " So you've got this tea set." "How's the commercial going to unfold?" " It's going to be very much just me walking, saying, hey, you like talking shit?" "You can now spill the tea with me, Tati." "And then they'll be cutaways of me, like did you hear what she did?" " I see." " Girl." " You basically hooked me in by asking me if I wanted to talk crap about somebody." "If anybody says they don't, they're lying." "The commercial was maybe the best presentation I've heard." " Wow." " Well, blam." " Well, get back to work." "Can't wait to see it." " Will do." " Thank you." " Thank you." " Good luck." " See you." "Okay." " All right, ladies, gather round." "Now, in a few moments, you'll shoot your commercials with Michelle Visage and Carson Kressley." "So good luck and don't fuck it up." " Thank you." " Thank you." " Oh, my God, what are you gonna do?" "'Cause I just--I heard that they were saying, like, nope, start over." " Yeah, I don't have time to start over and I like my idea, so I'm just gonna do it." " Katya's walkthrough didn't really go that well, and when somebody kind of shoots the shit your entire idea, that's a little nerve-wracking." " I'm not gonna panic because I don't do that anymore." "It's gonna be okay." " Coming up..." " Want to wake up and just be cute?" " If you're selling an energy drink, you gotta be energetic." " Okay." " And I might even show you some of the best wig reveal secrets." " (laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Hi, Katya." " So for today's maxi challenge, we have to pitch a product that reflects our brand." " You've got props, you've got pit crew, and you've got furniture courtesy of our friends at Riverworks." " Is there a pig?" "Oh, there's a turkey." "That's even better." " (laughs)" " I'm gonna hold the turkey." "I'm in a kitchen." " You look confused." "So you're in the kitchen." " I'm in the kitchen." " Okay." "And you're gonna be standing there." " Standing here in the kitchen." " What's your lines?" " Um, these days, being a woman is really hard." "Keep going?" " Is there more?" " Oh, yeah, yeah." "That's the whole commercial." " So Detox, ready to try it?" " Mm-hmm." "I'm nervous going into shooting my commercial because I focused a lot of my attention on making my little trash can come to life, so I'm kind of winging everything as I go." " And action." " (laughs) Sorry." "Detox's trash-talking trash receptacle has many catch phrases." "I've had it." "Officially." "This tastes like shit." " This tastes like shit is a catch phrase?" " It's gonna be new ones." " (laughs)" " Oh." "Smart." " Alaska Thunderfun Fashion Tape." "Anus-thing is possible." "(both laugh)" " Great." " Great." "Next?" "How many more do you have, Alaska?" " Um, there's 14." " Are you serious?" " Yeah." " You might want to prioritize." " Okay." " I can't wait to see how this feature film turns out." "Thank you, James Cameron." "Alyssa." "And action." " Why wake up and just be cute when you can spring up and be drop dead gorgeous?" " What you just did wasn't really full of energy." " No." " Okay." " If you're selling an energy drink, you got to be energetic." " Okay." " Oh, yes." "Ooh, ooh." "Oh, the phone's ringing, the phone's ringing." "Oh, someone's calling." "To the camera, to the camera." " Pick up your step." "Yeah, yes." "And kick and layout." "Yes!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" " Come on, Debbie Allen." " Right?" " (laughs)" "All right, here we go." "And action." " I'm going to show you all of my wig tricks, and I might even show you some of the best wig reveal secrets." " Cut." "Um, your wig line is really back right now." "Oh--yeah, there you, girl." " Schnappy." " Action." " Mmm..." " No?" " No." "You're selling this wig reveal." " This is the money shot." " This is the money shot." " Of the whole video." " And it's not working." "It's got to work." "Ms. Tatianna." "And action." " She says her face is on billboards, but I hear it's actually on wanted signs. (laughs)" " Cut." "Yeah, Tatianna, you should probably be bitchier to stay with the character." " Done and done." " Action." " She says her face is on billboards, but I hear it's actually on wanted signs." "(laughs) Stupid bitch." "(both laugh)" " Brava." " Is that everything you wanted?" " I think so, yeah." " All right." " Okay, great job." " Thank you." " No, thank you." " Thank you." " Another day." " Doll, boo!" " The rooster has done cockadoodle-doo, woke us wide awake, 'cause today's category is... pants on the runway, darlings." "Pants on the runway, pants on the runway, pants on the runway!" "Pants-- (all laugh)" "I can't wait to see how this turns out." " Hmm." " Detox, you have a really specific, like, brand, which I think is, like, really important, especially with, like, a challenge like this." " Yeah, completely." "You know, I let myself down being here the first time around just 'cause of everything going on, and I feel so much more in tune to who I am." "It's been such a needed thing for me to be here." "And you as well, getting in tune with who Alaska is." "I've been so proud of you." " Being here is, like, so important and there's nowhere else that I would be rather than, like, right here in this room." " Right here, right now." "That's exactly how I feel." " Now doing this." "My biggest weakness Season 5 was my mind was scattered all over the place." "Now I'm working really hard on having a laser, precise focus." " You've, like, topped yourself, like, times 10." " Thank you." " Yes." " This will be the most Relaskatox moment they'll ever have on this season, and I love it 'cause it's a beautiful, like, genuine" " Oh, my girl." " Relaskatox is not in effect." "I know it may come across that way." "We definitely love and support each other, but we're not here to be a clique." " I just got my foundation all over you." " So the thing I like about you is that you are very quiet, but you're also really out there." " I'm really, really selective about who I spend my time with." "People who can call you when you shit if you're, like, getting grand or you're starting to feel yourself," "I just get really fearful of letting the quality of my shit deteriorate." "And those, like, right or die friends are really good at holding you accountable to that." " I don't see how you could deteriorate any further." " I was gonna say it, bitch." " (laughs)" " Sounds like a drunk seagull." " (laughs) Oh, my God, you got-- you gutted, rotted, paint-scraping fucking" "IRS-cheating, Gila monster." " (all laugh)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " ¶ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ¶" "¶ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ¶" "¶ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ¶" "¶ Cover girl ¶" "(applause)" " Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars."" "A lady who's always up in my business, Michelle Visage." " Darling, I own 51% of this company." " Oh, really?" "(all laugh)" "Style superstar Carson Kressley, you buying what I'm selling?" " If I can put it on layaway." " The new star of "Kinky Boots" on Broadway, the incredible Todrick Hall." " Hello, Ru." "You better put some lace in that walk." " And the one and only Graham Norton." " Beyond excited to be here, Ru." "I just hope some of your fabulousness is catching." " Darling, there's an ointment for that." "(all laugh)" "This week, we challenged our queens to create and pitch their own AllStar merch." "And tonight on the runway, the category is pants." "Pants, I said." "(all laugh)" "Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win." "Up first, Roxxxy Andrews." " That is Wigstock." " Oh, she's putting the ho back in Navaho." " This outfit represents me and my brand because it's always going to be glamorous and you can see every piece of my bootylicious self." " Now, that's what I call a power bell-bottom." "(all laugh)" "Katya." "The Russians are taking over the runway." " I'm giving you 1980s lesbian literary agent, disinterested, pissed-off Ellen Barkin fantasy." "Comrade Katya." " To androgyny and beyond." " Alyssa Edwards." " She's showing a lot of beaver." " I'm giving you all a rich white woman." ""Dynasty," "Dallas," Joan Collins, rich." "My hair is so coiffed, I don't care if my fur's fake." " All that tail." "Detox." " I always wanted to know what happened to Raggedy Ann." " My runway look is inspired by a vintage Terry Leclair look." "But it's very, like, futuristic cruise-wear." " Now, this is how they wear capris in Capri." " I think it's a clam digger." " What the fuck did you call me?" "Alaska." "The other Miss Ross, Betsy." " Yeah." "(all laugh)" " I feel like a real American she-ro." "These pants are very bizarre and I guess that's very much my brand." " You know, I love the fringe benefits of a government job." " That's her lunatic fringe." " (laughs)" "Tatianna." " Ooh, all T-Boz, all shade." "(laughs)" " I'm choosing to work it out to my T-Boz impersonation." "So I break out the slide and the "Waterfalls" choreography." "You know, I'm always known as, like, the pretty, but I can do other things, too." " She ain't too proud to drag." " Uh-uh." " Now, don't go chasing waterfalls." "Coming up..." " You never want to be forgetful." " It's just so ugly." "It's a really piss-poor prototype." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome, ladies." "Let's take a look at your commercials." "First up, Foxy Roxxxy Andrews." " Oh." "I'm Roxxxy Andrews, and I'm here to give you what you've all been waiting for." "The Roxxxy Andrews Wig Tricks Instructional DVD." "You ever been making whoopie and all of a sudden you lose your wig?" "Or performing at the club and you show the audience how much hair you really have?" "Baby, this wig ain't going nowhere." "I'll even show you some of my best wig reveal secrets." " Yes." " If you order now, I'm going to throw in" "Roxxxy Andrews' super tacky Wig Glue." "Now, go out there and get your life, honey." "(applause)" " Here's the thing with the video." "Even though the sight gag was there with losing the hair, it's almost like when you see it once and it's really funny, then next time, it's like, oh, okay." "That made it a little bit forgetful, and you never want to be forgetful." " You wore that kind of, sort of beige nude under it." "It was a bit sort of granny on her honeymoon." "But it just looked like it needed a good boil wash." " Okay." " But I love this bell-bottom look that you have going on." "I think it really accents your womanly shape." " All right." "Thanks, Roxxxy." " Thank you." " Up next, Comrade Katya." " (Russian accent) Riddled with anxiety?" "Crippled under the burden of existential pain?" "(groans)" "Hello, my name is Katya Zimuchkiva." "You know, these days, being a woman is tough." "When I'm not struggling with my weight or worried about wrinkles," "I am bombarded by a cacophony of demonic voices in my head telling me... (deep voice) you're not good enough." "That's why I created Crisis Control, a moisturizing body spray that provides relief, while heavy doses of thorazine shield the psyche from pain." "So go ahead, control yourself." "(laughter and applause)" " That is ge-nee-us." "Your commercial is brilliant, just very, very funny the whole way through." " You were really working within your whorehouse" "I mean, wheelhouse." " (laughs)" " Let's talk about this runway look." "You looked gorgeous." "You really, like, were modeling the shit out of it." " The outfit is so wrong, it's right." " Everything you did, your commercial, your product and your look are on brand." " Thank you." " Up next, Alyssa Edwards." " My fellow Americans." "Now, I know you've all been dying to know my secret and I'm here to share with you the latest energy enhancer, DDG," "Drop Dead Gorgeous, that puts the go in go-go." "So if you're looking to refuel your life and get a nice good kick and a boost, why wake up and just be cute when you can spring up and be Drop Dead Gorgeous?" "Not only am I a consumer, I'm also the president." "(laughter and applause)" " So let's talk about your runway look." "I love it." "I think you look like Cruella DeVille decided to go all the way black." "And once you go black..." " You never go back." " The commercial." "Why were you in front of the White House?" " For my season, I tried to develop a perfume." " Oh, I know." "I've seen." " Okay." "The Americans have been asking me for the last three years, what is really your secret?" "So I was doing a press conference." " I thought it was all about you being the president of the company." " Yeah, that, too." "(all laugh)" "Fortunately, everyone was laughing when it was airing, so you got the job done." " I love the energy drink." "I think it will sell." "I think you should've called it Tongue Pop, though." " Okay." " Give me some of that Tongue Pop, baby." " Okay." " I'm a marketing genius." "I marketed subversive drag to 100 million motherfuckers in the world." "I'm a marketing motherfucking genius over here." "Up next, Detox." " Oh, hey, there, it's me, Detox, everyone's favorite trash-talking transvestite, here with Detox's Talking Trash trash receptacle." "Hi, Detox." "Oh." "Detox's Trash Talking trash receptacle has many catch phrases, such as..." "And new takes on your old favorites like..." "Detox's Trash Talking trash receptacle is made of 100% plastic." "More plastic than me!" "Only 35.99, batteries not included." " Oh, my God." " This look, I think it's really gorgeous." "It's sort of fresh." "It's continental." "It's a real kind of head turner on the catwalk." " I thoroughly enjoyed the commercial." "A trashy trash can is very much you." " One of the things that bothered me is that you were moving your hand there." "Then it became like a ventriloquist type of moment, where it wasn't supposed to be." " It's just so ugly." "I know it's just a prototype, but it's a really piss-poor prototype." " He didn't mean it." " I did." "(all laugh)" " All right." "Thank you, Detox." " Thank you." " Up next, Alaska." " Hi-ee." "In a world of oppression, I speak my mind." "(deep voice) Anus." "That's why I use Alaska Thunderfun Fashion Tape." "What makes this product different, you might ask?" "That's a stupid question." "It makes you beautiful." "Ooh, tighter." "It makes you fashionable." "And it costs lots of lots of money." "(whispering) I'm so rich." "Available in three unique shades..." "Alaska Thunderfun Fashion Tape." "Anus-thing is possible." "(laughter and applause)" " I had high hopes for your commercial, and you really didn't disappoint." "It was properly funny, really kind of captured that sort of pretentious 1990s perfume ad, like an old legal tease." "It was very, very good." " You had so much to get through, but you were able to change on time." " You, like, Spielberged the shit out of it." " You know, it's what I love to do." "It's, like, my passion and it's my calling." " The runway look, from the neck down, you're going to some fabulous Studio 54 disco, but your hair is going bowling." " Up next, Tatianna." " Do you like gossip?" "Do you spreading rumors?" "Do you like just talking shit?" "If so, then you're in luck." "Hi, I'm Tatianna, here with Spill the Tea with Tati, a designer tea set designed by yours truly." "It's perfect for any wear." "Wearing chartreuse doesn't work for everybody." "(laughs) Choices." "She literally shit herself down the stairs." "Cleanup on aisle feces." "Am I right?" "My teacups work for all kinds of beverages, like coffee, cocoa or sake." "You also receive my handy travel tea tote, perfect for when you're on the go." "She's a fucking cunt." "So make sure that you spill the tea with me, Tati." "Thank you." "(laughter and applause)" " On the runway, you came out and we were gagging." "I mean, it's really good." " Thank you." " Would you please, just for my own satisfaction, do that dance that T-Boz does?" "Ooh, love it." " Yeah, yes." " TLC tip." " Moving on to the commercial." "Even though you were being really see you next Tuesday-ish" " Choices." " We still liked you." "You're really, really charming." "What you didn't do is really feature the product." "That was a miss for me." " I saw what you were going for, but I felt like maybe you didn't get all the way there." " Gotcha." " Thank you, ladies." "I think we've heard enough." "I've made some business decisions." "Alaska, Katya, con-drag-ulations." "You are the two top AllStars of the week." "You've each won a custom wig wardrobe from Weaven Steven." " Oh!" " Plus, a limited edition of your AllStar merch will be available at the upcoming RuPaul's Drag Con." " Yes." "(applause)" " Alyssa Edwards, Detox, you are safe." "That means Roxxxy Andrews and Tatianna, you're the bottom two." "Alaska, Katya, each of you needs to decide which of the bottom two you'll eliminate if you win the lip sync." "So while you queens deliberate in the workroom, the judges and I will be skeet shooting." " I don't know what that means." " You may leave the stage." "Coming up..." " Who the fuck do I send home tonight?" "Roxxxy's been in the bottom however many times, but Tatianna hasn't been here the whole time." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " (sighs)" "This is bizarre, because it is the same exact top and bottom two from the Snatch Game episode." " We're lip synching yet again against one another." " And we're in the bottom." " With those two in the bottom." " Oh, my God." "I didn't even think about that." " It's déjà vu all over again." "Let's hope that this doesn't go the way that it did the first time around." " I'd like to talk one on one with you guys if you want to." " Sure." " I'll be over there." " Fuel." " Actually, Detox, can we talk, like, over there?" " Sure." " Who the fuck do I send home tonight?" " I don't want to see my sister go home, but out of who's left, she's been in the bottom the most." " Roxxxy's been in the bottom however many times, but Tatianna hasn't been here the whole time." " She's missed two challenges until her return." " I need to hear these hos." " So before we start," "I just want to give you a couple of moments to give me some compliments about my outfit." " Uh, living." " (laughs)" " Living out loud." " I'm so glad you did that on the runway." " Thank you." " How are you feeling?" " I know that maybe I tripped on this challenge, but the next one" "I'm going to fucking pick that shit up and keep going." "I definitely think that I was brought back for a reason." "I've been given a second chance, and I want to fucking be here." "I really think that my performance speaks for itself." "Roxxxy's commercial was not as entertaining as mine, and my runway look was better." " How are you feeling, honey?" " You know what, I'm so thankful to still be here." "At the end of the day, I don't feel like" "I got the harshest critiques like usually." "And I don't know if this is my time, but God does, so we'll see what he decides for me." "And regardless of what happens, I am so proud of you." " Thank you." "Thanks for letting me borrow this top." " You're welcome." "I've fallen in the bottom so much, my drive is a little lacking right now." "But I feel like my commercial was better than Tatianna's, so if we're sticking true to our plan, I should be fine." " How are you feeling?" " I felt like I had a great commercial, but what I've been giving has landed me in the bottom, so I don't know what else I can do, you know?" "If you decide me, no T." "If you decide to keep me, no T." "It's up to you." "I don't care either way." "I've been in the bottom four times." " If you're not trying to express how much you want to stay here, that must mean that you're kind of ready to hit it." "And to that, I say hit it." " All right, well..." " I love you." "Mmm." " Love you, too." " Based on my last experience, Alaska didn't send Roxxxy home, and that's an alliance that's very evident now." " Girl." " Although, I'm not going out without a fight at all." "Today was possibly a missed opportunity, but this isn't deterring me from, like, wanting to fucking kick ass in this fucking competition." "I clawed my way back in here." "Like, that's a huge fucking deal." "So, yeah, I'm not ready to go by any means." "I will never say, oh, what happens happens." "No." "To you, I say keep a bitch." " Pull!" "(rooster crows)" "Ooh, I got it!" "(laughter and applause)" "All right, all right." "Silence." "Bring back my girls." " After talking with Tatianna and Roxxxy in the workroom," "I kind of go with my gut with this decision, and I feel pretty comfortable." " I still have no idea whose lipstick I'm going to choose." "If I send Tatianna home, then people will say that I'm favoring Roxxxy because she's my friend." "If I send Roxxxy home, then I'll look like kind of a bitch because she lent me this shirt that I'm wearing." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome back, ladies." "Two top AllStars stand before me." "Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop." "The time has come to lip sync" "(echoing) for your legacy." " Katya's really amazing at lip syncing." "I beat her once before, but who knows what's gonna happen this time?" " Good luck, and don't fuck it up." "(music plays)" " ¶ Can't stay at home, can't stay at school ¶" "¶ Old folks say, you poor little fool ¶" "¶ Down the street, I'm the girl next door ¶" "¶ I'm the fox you've been waiting for ¶" "¶ Hello, Daddy, hello, Mom ¶" "¶ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ¶" "¶ Stone age love and strange sounds, too ¶" "¶ Come on, baby, let me get into you ¶" "¶ Bad nights causing teenage blues ¶" "¶ Get down now 'cause you've got nothing to lose ¶" "¶ Hello, Daddy, hello, Mom ¶" "¶ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ¶" "¶ Hey, street boy, want some style?" "¶" "¶ Have you, grab you till you're sore ¶" "¶ Hello, Daddy, hello, Mom ¶" "¶ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ¶" "¶ Hello, world, I'm your wild girl ¶" "¶ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ¶" "¶ Cherry bomb ¶" "¶ Cherry bomb ¶" "(laughter and applause)" " Ladies, I've made my decision." "Alaska, you are a winner, baby." " Thank you." "(applause)" " Con-drag-ulations." "You've earned a cash tip of $10,000." " Second time losing the lip sync to Alaska." "Ugh." "It sucks." " Katya, you are safe." " Thank you." " You may join the other girls." "Will the bottom two please step forward?" "Alaska, with great power comes great responsibility." "Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?" " One of these queens, week after week, has brought a level of prestige and beauty and excellence to this runway and to the art form of drag." "And one of these queens is the person who lent me this very shirt that I'm wearing tonight." "So based on that, I've chosen..." "Tatianna." "Tatianna, I think you're stunning." " Thanks." " As it is written, so it shall be done." "Tatianna, you are an allstar." "Now sashay away." " Thank you." " Thank you." "(all laugh)" "(laughter and applause)" " Even though I didn't get to feature everything that I wanted to," "I think I showed a lot while I was here." "I got to introduce myself to people who didn't know who Tatianna was, and I got to impress the people who have been my supporters from the jump." "And that, I'm very proud of." "Thank you." " My fierce five, con-drag-ulations." "You're one step closer to the Drag Race Hall of Fame." "Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?" "Can I get an amen up in here?" " Amen!" " Amen!" " All right." "Now, let the music play." " ¶ Throw you hands up ¶" "¶ Time to get down ¶" "¶ Time to get down, down, down, down, down ¶" "¶ Throw your hands up ¶"