"[***]" "[ALL SINGING IN FRENCH]" "*Animaniacs*" "[ALL SINGING IN FRENCH]" "[***]" "[***]" "Hi, everybody." "We're here in Germany today to learn the "International Friendship Song."" "And here to teach us is our good friend," "Professor Otto Von Schnitzel- pusskrankengescheitmeyer." "Danke schön, and welcome." "It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, ja?" "Now let's do the "International Friendship Song," ja?" "ALL:" "Ja!" "[***]" "* Ist das nicht ein Piece of chalk?" "*" "* Ja, das ist ein Piece of chalk *" "* Ist das nicht ein Key and lock?" "*" "* Ja, das ist ein Key and lock *" "* Piece of chalk Key and lock *" "* Oh, du schön Oh, du schön *" "* Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank *" "Are we having fun yet?" "* Ist das nicht ein Cuckoo clock?" "*" "* Ja, das ist ein Cuckoo clock *" "*Does it nicht Go tick tick tock?" "*" "* Ja, it does go Tick tick tock *" "* Cuckoo clock Tick tick tock *" "* Piece of chalk Key and lock *" "* Oh, du schön Oh, du schön *" "* Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank *" "You see, it's a very easy song." "Would you like to try?" "Oh, gee, professor, that'd be great." "What should I sing about?" "Anything that you want." "The secret is to just have fun, okay?" "Okay." "* Ist das nicht ein Piece of bread?" "*" "* Ja, das ist ein Piece of bread *" "* Does it fit in Wakko's head?" "*" "* Ja, it fits in Wakko's head *" "* Piece of bread Wakko's head *" "* Oh, du schön Oh, du schön *" "* Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank *" "Here, let me try." "* Is he not a cute man this?" "*" "BOTH:" "* Ja, he is a cute man this *" "* Is this not A great big kiss?" "*" "* Ja, das ist ein Great big kiss *" "* Cute man this Great big kiss *" "* Piece of bread Wakko's head *" "* Oh, du schön Oh, du schön *" "* Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank *" "Here, I've got one." "* Is das nicht Otto Von *" "* Schnitzelpusskrank- engescheitmeyer?" "*" "* Ja, das ist Otto Von *" "* Schnitzelpusskranken- gescheitmeyer *" "* Ist das nicht ein Incredibly long name *" "* To have to try and say?" "*" "* Ja, das ist ein Incredibly long name *" "* To have to try and say *" "* Cute man this Great big kiss *" "* Piece of bread Wakko's head *" "* Oh, du schön Oh, du schön *" "* Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank *" "Hey, you kids is pretty good." "We're just gettin' warmed up." "* Ist das nicht ein Otto's gut?" "*" "* Ja, das ist ein Otto's gut *" "* Ist das nicht ein Otto's butt?" "*" "* Ja, das ist ein Otto's butt *" "* Otto's gut Otto's butt *" "* Oh, du schön Oh, du schön *" "* Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank *" "Okay, I think we're done now, ja?" "Wait." "* Ist das nicht ein Pair of pants?" "*" "* Ja, das ist ein Pair of pants *" "* Ist das underwear From France?" "*" "* Ja, that's underwear from France *" "* Pair of pants Shorts from France *" "* Otto's gut Otto's butt *" "* Oh, du schön Oh, du schön *" "* Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank *" "* Ist das nicht ein Hairy chest?" "*" "* Ja, das ist ein Hairy chest *" "* Is this man No longer dressed?" "*" "* Ja, this man's No longer dressed *" "* Hairy chest He's not dressed *" "* Pair of pants Shorts from France *" "* Otto's gut Otto's butt *" "* Oh, du schön Oh, du schön *" "* Oh, du schön Schnitzelbank *" "Boy, some international friendship song." "[***]" "[***]" "Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky." "Try to take over the world." "* They're Pinky And the Brain *" "* They're Pinky And the Brain *" "* One is a genius The other's insane *" "* To prove their mousy worth They'll overthrow the Earth *" "* They're dinky They're Pinky *" "* And the Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain *" "[***]" "[***]" "I've done it, Pinky." "The formula is complete." "[TV THEME MUSIC PLAYING]" "Oh, right." "Goody for you, Brain." "I knew you could do it." "AUDIENCE:" "Amazingly Fantastic Stuff!" "Pinky, you don't even know what I'm talking about." "Correct again." "Hoo!" "You're on a roll tonight, Brain." "Narf!" "With this formula, our relative smallness will no longer be an obstacle to our domination of the Earth." "WOMAN [ON TV]:" "Order now." "Order now." "Behold." "[***]" "Egad, Brain." "Amazing!" "I get it." "You'll shrink all the TVs and everyone will get all squinty-eyed." "Brilliant, Pinky." "Oh, wait." "No." "What if we wanna use a plan that works?" "Oh, well, that's different then, isn't it?" "Pinky, I will use the formula to make every single person on Earth shorter than I." "I still like the tiny TV plan myself." "No, Pinky!" "Never use two drops of the formula." "It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable." "Ooh, I hate it when that happens." "Narf." "The problem is, how can I convince everyone in the world to use something that they don't need in any conceivable way?" "[PHONE DIALING]" "Hello, I'd like to order the Slavic Tushersizer." "I don't care what it does, as long as it folds and fits under a bed." "Yes, of course." "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Brain." "But me and Pippi Longstocking," "I mean, what would the children look like?" "No, Pinky, we'll do our own infomercial." "Narf!" "But whatever the children look like, they'll be loved." "[APPLAUSE]" "[TV-SHOW THEME MUSIC PLAYING]" "Hello, and welcome once again to..." "ALL:" "Amazingly Fantastic Stuff." "And today we're going to meet the amazingly fantastic discoverer of this fantastically amazing discovery, the Smallerizer Plus System." "Here he is, the Brain." "Thank you, Jim." "I am so pleased to be here to tell you about some amazingly fantastic stuff." "Is it fantastically amazing?" "Yes." "[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]" "I understand that it can shed excess pounds, grow hair, get you real estate with no money down..." "And get rid of unnecessary hosts." "Fantastically amazing." "[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]" "And now, please welcome my assistant, Pinky." "Narf!" "It's amazing." "It's fantastic." "What's that got to do with anything?" "I don't know." "They do that on all the infomercials." "Narf." "[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]" "Tell me, Brain, can the Smallerizer System help me get the really, really big, big hair I've always wanted?" "Yes." "With just one drop." "It's fantastically amazing." "[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]" "Say hello to the Smallerizer System Plus." "One drop can change your unmanageable, bulky world into a tiny paradise." "[PHONES RINGING]" "It's working." "Now we've finally made the big time." "Oh!" "You mean Lyle Waggoner is here?" "No, Pinky." "I mean that we are actually about to succeed." "Remember," "I'm not only the president of Small Club for Men," "I'm also a mouse planning global domination." "[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]" "Tell me, Brain, will the Smallerizer System help my psychic powers so I can read people's thoughts?" "Yes." "You'll actually be able to walk into their heads through the ear canal with just one drop." "[GASPS]" "Hm." "Her nose must be inorganic material." "PINKY:" "Oh, not to worry, Brain." "I'll just give her another drop." "Narf." "Pinky, no." "I told you." "A second dose will cause an unpredictable molecular chain reaction." "Aah!" "[***]" "* Yodellay-hee-hoo Yodellay-hee-hoo *" "* Yodellay-hee-hoo Yodellay-hee-hoo *" "* Yodellay-hee-hoo *" "* Yodellay-hee-hoo *" "* Yodellay-hee-hoo *" "* Yodellay-hee-hoo *" "Oh, no." "They've all become giant Swiss lederhosen-clad dancing yodelers." "PINKY:" "Talk about unpredictable." "[BOTH YELLING]" "Run for your life, Pinky!" "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "[BOTH PANTING]" "[RUMBLING]" "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "* Yodellay-hee-hoo * Yodellay-hee-hoo *" "* Yodellay-hee-hoo * Yodellay-hee-hoo *" "Come on, Pinky." "We must prepare for tomorrow night." "What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?" "A slumber party?" "No, Pinky, the same thing we do every night." "Try to take over the world." "* They're dinky They're Pinky and the Brain *" "* Yodellay-hee-hoo *" "[***]" "MINDY:" "Buttons." "Oh, Buttons." "[THUD]" "[GIGGLING]" "Silly puppy." "[***]" "[***]" "[***]" "Ballon." "Ballon." "Ballon." "Ballon." "Hee, hee, hee." "[SIGHS]" "Bonjour,Boutons." "Bonjour, Mindy." "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "Bonjour, madame." "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "[SIGHS, SPEAKS IN FRENCH]" "Boutons!" "[SPEAKING ANGRILY IN FRENCH]" "Le woof." "[GIGGLING]" "Oh, ballon!" "Ballon." "Le woof?" "[WHIMPERING]" "[GROWLING]" "MINDY:" "Ballon." "Ballon." "Le ow." "[GASPS]" "MINDY:" "Ballon." "Ballon." "Ballon." "Ballon." "[GRUNTING]" "Huh?" "[GIGGLING]" "[BELLS RINGING]" "MINDY:" "Ballon." "[GASPS]" "Ballon." "ALL:" "Sanctuary." "Sanctuary." "Boutons!" "[HOWLING]" "Boutonsil fait boom." "[GIGGLING]" "[CONVERSING IN FRENCH]" "Hm." "[***]" "MINDY:" "Ballon." "Ballon." "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "[BABY PLUCKY SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "[MUFFLED SPEECH]" "[GIGGLING]" "[***]" "Mm?" "Hm?" "[MINDY GIGGLING]" "Le oof!" "Le oof!" "Le oof!" "Le oof!" "[YELLING]" "[GRUNTS]" "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "Boutons." "Mwah!" "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "[SPEAKING ANGRILY IN FRENCH]" "[WHIMPERING]" "[***]" "[***]" "[***]" "Ladies and gentlemen!" "The two finalists in the Tristate Karate Championship are Kwai Yan Kee from the Tiger Dojo..." "[LIGHT APPLAUSE] ...and Moo Goo Gai Boo from the Dragon Dojo." "[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]" "I'm gonna take you down, Moo Goo." "Remember, Moo Goo Gai Boo, the boastful tiger will fall to the serene whisper of the dragon." "Moo Goo Gai Boo is a true karate champion." "Yes, sensei." "He is a master." "He's the best of the best." "He's a giant chicken." "[BOTH GASP]" "[CHUCKLING]" "Ah, I pity your jealous heart, for you are like the sheep who bleats after the fox." "Huh?" "Look, the guy's a chicken, I tell ya." "A giant chicken." "Hi-yah!" "[YELLING, CRASHING]" "It is time, Moo Goo Gai Boo." "Remember, when the brave mouse squeaks, the elephant's tusks tremble." "[***]" "Ooh, you're history, man." "I'm gonna rearrange your face, permanent." "[WHISTLE BLOWING]" "[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]" "CROWD:" "Moo Goo, Moo Goo, Moo Goo." "[CROWD GROANS]" "You can defeat your unworthy opponent, Moo Goo Gai Boo." "Be swift like the grasshopper." "[CLUCKING]" "[CLUCKING]" "He's a chicken." "Moo Goo Gai Boo's a giant chicken!" "[ALL GASP]" "I told you that guy was a chicken." "I have offended the honor of my ancestors." "Hi-yah!" "[CROWD BOOING]" "Get outta here!" "Get outta here!" "[CROWD JEERING]" "[CLUCKS]" "[WHISTLE BLOWS]" "And Kwai Yan Kee is the new tristate karate champion." "[***]" "* You wear a disguise To look like human guys *" "* But you're not a man You're a chicken, Boo *" "[***]" "ALL:" "Ciao,America."