"[Cooing]" "[Conversing In Native Language]" "[Baby Fussing]" "[Snapping]" "[Knocking]" "[Rustling]" "[Woman Screaming]" "[Cooing]" "Ahh." "Master Pain, what do we do ?" "Open the mouth." " [Chuckles] - [Baby Giggles]" "[Gasps] The Chosen One !" "Huh ?" "What ?" "Baby" "[Grunting, Groaning]" "Kill it !" "[Giggling]" "We will all be cursed !" "[Both Scream]" "Hmm." "Hmm ?" "Mm ?" "Hmm !" "Mm, lighter, mm-hmm." "[Crying]" "[Baby Thuds]" "[Coos]" "So cute." "[Laughs]" "Bye-bye !" "[Man Whispers] He's in themovie." "Soisshe." "He is too." "[Man Whispers] It's starting now." "[Man Narrating] The child had become a man." "Rolling to the bottom ofagully, he was raised by various rodents." "Havingno truehome, he wanderedthe wilderness... insearch ofthe one whostolehis life." "So onhe walked... andsometimes drove." "Andoccasionally, partiedwith the desertcreatures." "[Creatures Chanting] Party !" "Party !" "Party !" "Little didheknow... thatbeforehim lied amysticalroad... ofgreat warriors andlegends." "[Lisping] Your days are over, mister." "[Sniffiing]" "[AttackYell]" "[Narrator] He livedunderconstantattack." "What theyhadnotaccomplished whenhe wasa child... theysought tonowfiinish." "[Grunting, Groaning]" "Throughhisadversity, helearnedto flight..." " [Gasps] - andfiight well." "Themorehe fought, themorehispowers grew." "[Whistles]" " Imean, crap, man!" "Lookat that." " Ohh-  [All Screaming]" " That's, like, hisstomachplug on the ground back there." "[Scoffs] You don't see that every day." "I mean, that doesn't really even seempossible if you think about it, with body or gans and cartilage and bones and" "I mean, I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk." "Uh-oh." "Trouble." "[Demonic Voice] Open your mouth !" "[Gasping]" "[Roar]" " [Leader Roars] - [All Yelling]" "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi !" "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi !" "Uuh !" "[Grunting, Groaning]" "[Barking]" "I need gopher-chuks." "[Gophers Squealing]" "[Roaring, Seething]" "Uh" "[Sustained Yell]" "Uuh !" "[All] Our... sexual... preferences... are... our... own..." "business." "[Both Chuckling]" " Yeah." " Oh, you." "[All] Alfalfa." " [Bell Rings]" " Hey, oh." "Huh ?" "He's an outsider." "Have you ever seen him before ?" "Mm-mm." "Well, twice." "Hey, who's he ?" "I don't know." "...and that day, I vowed to find the man who killed my family." "Can you help me ?" "And why have you come to me ?" "You are Master Tang." "Your skills are greatly known." "I've traveled many years and miles to find you." "How many miles ?" "Would you say ten million ?" "Eh-- No, I don't think ten million." "Look, I need your help." "I live under constant attack." "Hmm." "Your story makes my heart heavy... and my prostate weak." "My bladder is full to bursting." "I feel for you and your grave loss." "However, it will be impossible for us to helpyou." "Master, I implore you to reconsider." "Hmm." "Okay !" "The man you seek, his name is Master Pain." "He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council." "[Gagging, Coughing]" "But now I am in a quandary." "For if your story is true, then you would" "Huh ?" "[Gagging]" "[Clears Throat] What are the odds of that ?" "[Swallows]" "You would be the Chosen One." " [Squeak-toy Sound]" " Master !" "Ah, again with the squeaky shoes." "Master, I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One." " Be quiet !" " Master !" "I don't like him very much." "Let's kill him." " Sit down !" " Eeyah !" " [Squeaks] - [Sighs]" "Imust apologize for Wimp Lo." "He is an idiot." "We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke." "Hah !" "[Tittering] If you've got an ass, I'll kick it." " Hmm." " Legend tells us... that the true Chosen One... will bear the mark of infinite wisdom." "Yea, yea !" "[Barks]" "What in God's name is that thing ?" "He seems to be the reason I'm pursued." "There are so many things I'veyet to understand." " Does it have a name ?" " Tonguey." "I should not have asked." "Still, this is a glorious day, for the Chosen One has come to free us from the Evil Council." "I remember a long time ago... when a good friend of mine told me... there would be a Chosen One." "There will be a Chosen One." "Then he told me... ofthe significance." "It will be significant." "And then he killed the dog." " [Grunting] - [Farting]" " [Dog Whines] - [Thudding]" "I now officially know too much." "And why are you in bed ?" "Oh, you won't even believe what happened next." " No, please !" " Very well, Chosen One." "Iinvite you to train with us... until you find the where abouts of Master Pain." " I'll do it !" " In your dreams !" " Ohh-- - [Coughing]" "Yes, yes." "Yes, play me like a drum." "[Groaning]" "[Clearing Throat]" "By the way, my student Ling, here, will assist you." "Be not concerned of her shyness, for it will pass." "There you go." "I will stay..." "eh, to train." "Thank you, Master Tang." "[Coughing]" "Now, you two, on with your training." " Yes." "Sure." " Asyouknow," "I am a man of special needs." "You will now receive the Fist of Fury." "[Coughing] Prepare the long rubber glove." " [Rubber Stretching, Snapping]" " Eeny, meeny, miney, moe," "I wonder where my glove will go." " Open your mouth !" " Open it !" "You !" "Open !" "[Grunting, Groaning]" "Hey, guys, what's goin' on ?" "[Groaning]" "Hey !" "Ooh !" "Master Pain, it is a great honor having you beating random people in our town." "Especially that helpless man you just hit." "Welcome !" "Hmm." "My fiinger points." "Wimp Lo, you must be careful." "Your confiidence is disproportional toyour abilities." "You think losing is winning." "Heh ?" "Uh, uh" " Huh ?" "Hmm." "The Chosen One is here to help us." " I like him a lot, and" " Listen !" "Shh." "I see the way you look at him." "I'm a man, too, you know." " I go pee-pee standing up." " Hmm." "Mm." " I will defeat him !" " Please, don't." "I will..." " defeat him !" " [Squeaking]" " Whee !" " Whee !" "[Narrator] The Chosen One trained," "for part of him knew what lied ahead." "Wow!" "I'll have some of whatever he's smokin'!" "[All] Huh !" "Huh !" "Huh !" "The others soon warmedup tohim... and his "friend"." "[Tonguey] Mm !" "Mm, mm !" "Hmm." "Knock, Knock." "Who's there ?" "Your butt that's about to be kicked." "Take a close look, 'cause I rule, baby !" "And who doyou rule ?" "The Large, Dark Nipple People ?" "I rock... and roll..." "all day long, sweet Susie !" "[Giggling] I challengeyou !" "[Snorts]" "Leap that wall ifyou're so great." "Hmm !" " [Squeaking]" " Big deal." "Up and over !" "Oi !" " Hmm !" " Huh !" "Now we'll..." "learn who's the best." "Hmm !" " Huh ?" "I" " Uh-- - [Squeaking]" "Aha !" "Face-to-foot style." "How'd you like it ?" "I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive." "Butyourweak link is, this is Earth." " [Exasperated Sigh]" " Oh, yeah ?" "Try my nuts-to-your-fiist style !" "Oh !" "Uuh !" "Who's laughing now ?" "Please, stop !" "Wimp Lo sucks as a fiighter !" "A child could beat him !" " [Squeaking]" " I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak," " I'm gonna take his shoes and shove 'em up his" " Chosen One !" " Master Pain's in town !" " Did you hear that ?" "Master Pain ?" "Areyou sure ?" "Gotcha now !" "Guy-ee !" " Ay, ay!" "Why ?" "Why ?" " No !" "Please !" "I am bleeding, making me the victor." "Master Pain's meeting with the mayor." "Oh, this is bad." "[Suppressed Scream]" "[Men Chattering]" "Eh, Master Pain... willperform hisskill." "Please." "[Shouts]" "Mm, hah !" " [Applause]" " Towel." "Mm, thanks." "[Clears Throat]" "Now, then, Master Pain has heard rumor... that the Chosen One was spotted in town." "Do what he says, or he'll cut offyour big toe." "On thatyou can trust me." "Let him hear it." "Oh, that's tender." "That is tender." "[Chuckles Weakly]" "Thankyou." "I have been called "bad" before." "Many have said I do things... that are not correct to do." "I don't believe in such talk as this." "I am nice man with happy feelings all ofthe time !" "First, ajoke." "What doyou get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord ?" " My ass." "Nyah, ha ha !" "Ha ha !" " [All Laugh]" " Enough !" " Hmph !" "Gentlemen, from this day forward... you will all refer to me by the name " Betty."" "[Laughing]" "But isn't Betty a woman's name ?" "Easy, easy !" "We don't want to lose any more toes here." "You'll all have to excuse Master Pain-- uh, Betty." "It's 1 2:00 and time for his nap." "Heh, Betty ?" "Hmm, sleepy time." "Come along." "Whoo !" "Aah !" "ImustfiindifI, too, possess this specialskill." "Remember, do not stop until I giveyou the signal, or dramatically throwyou to the ground and request a towel." "[Clears Throat] I'm ready." "[Grunting, Groaning]" "Ooh, ow!" "Youcan't" "Couldyouplease" "Er, uh, should we keep going ?" "He said to hit him until he gave the signal to stop." "Did anyone hear the signal ?" "Well, he was whining for a while." " Doyou thinkwhining was the signal ?" " Rr-rr !" "Hey, whoa, easy." "We should wait a second or so." " [Both Grunting]" " Hey, guys." "Come on." "Oh, well." "[Grunting, Groaning Resumes]" " Hey, wait, wait." " [Back Cracking]" "He did say the part about dramatically throwing us offhis body." "[All] Oh, that's right." "Yeah." "[Lead Attacker] Okay." "Go ahead." "Throw us off !" "He's not gonna die, is he ?" "You think he wants his towel ?" " Hey, uh" " That's pretty still." "Maybe it's time we should-- We better get home, guys." "Nobody say anything to Mom." "[Groaning] Hmm ?" "Hmm." "Hah !" "I am Whoa." "Okay." "It is notyetyour time." "You must not stand against Master Pain." " It's " Betty" now." " Oh." "You must not stand against Betty." "Ifyoufiight, he willkillyou." "You need special training." "You cannot defeat him now." " I'm-I'm sorry ?" " You cannot defeat him now." "I will defeat him." "Ifyou can beat him, then you should have no problem beating me." "Mm !" "Ah !" "Hmm, not bad." " [Giggling]" " What's wrong ?" " The supreme gift." " Hmm ?" "You must trust the power ofthe tongue." "Hmm ?" " But I must warn you..." " Hmm ?" "in the meadowyou will fiind Betty's great protector, Moon Yew." "Avoid the meadow." "We will meet again, Chosen One, many more times..." "in the sequel." "[Screams] Ow !" "[Baby Cooing]" "[DoorbellRings]" "Well, at least I haveyou, boy." "[Barks]" "* Oh, Taco Bell Taco Bell*" "* Product placement with Taco Bell *" " * Enchirito, macho burrito ** - [All] * Macho burrito **" "MasterTang, what areyou doing here ?" " I've come to kick ass." " Oh !" "I knowyou seek the Chosen One." "And I know... [Groans] whatyou did to his family." "Now" " Ooh !" "Oi !" "I'm going to beatyou up !" "[Coughing]" "Doyou need a glass ofwater or something ?" " [Clearing Throat]" "Jeez, at least coveryour mouth !" " We're all going to catch it !" " Fight... [Coughs] or die !" "Okay, I'll shakeyour bouncy booty !" "Hit it !" "* Can't touch this*" " Hmm !" " * Can't touch this *" " Hmm." " * Can't touch this*" "[Singing Along] * My, my, my, my*" "*Freshnewkicksandpants*" "* Yougotta like that Nowyouknowyou wanna dance*" " *Somove outtayourseat*" " Move." "Seat." " *Andgeta flygirlandcatch thisbeat whileit's rollin'*" " Beat." "Rollin'." " *Holdon*" " What's the time ?" " *Hammertime** - [Coughing]" "Please, Betty." "MasterTang is unable to fiightyou." "He's pretty sick." "[Sinister Chuckle]" "Why, I oughta" " Ooh !" "Don't." "He'll kill you like a small dog." "Letyour anger be as a monkey in a piñata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." " [Snorting]" " Aw,jeez." "And now the snorting starts." "I'm sorry." "I must fiightyou when I am stronger." "Good-bye, Sally." "[Thinking] It's Betty, you son ofa pig." "The name is Betty." "[Groaning]" "But Chosen One, I want to helpyou, but I" "I-I-I-I" "I" " Ijustcan't." "I won't." "Whee-ooh !" "He wasn't at the restaurant." "Doyou know where he is ?" "No, no !" "He'll kill you." "[Sighs]" "Don't go." "Please." "Stay alive." "Stay and live a life here with me." "Ee-ooh-ee-ooh-ee !" "Look, Ling, those curlicues on your face make me so hot I can't think straight." "He is well protected." "It's impossible." "You'll never make it." "Never make it." "Ever make it." "Never make it." "Never make it." "You'll never make it, ever." "Don'tyou see ?" "You can't make it." "I imploreyou to reconsider." "Hmm." "Okay." "He spends his time at the top of a waterfall, swinging a chain around." "[Sobbing] There." "You've got whatyou wanted." "Now go !" "[Crying, Squealing]" "[Sighs] Hmm." "[Crying, Squealing Continues]" "[Whoa's Voice] Remember, avoid themeadow." " [Grunts, Snorts]" " Hmm." " [Moos]" " Huh ?" "[Fierce Moo]" "Ahh !" "Hmm !" "Hmm !" "Whoa-oa-oa !" "Hmm !" "Hah !" "Huh ?" "[Laughing]" "[Pained Moo]" "Hah !" "Hah !" " Mm ?" " [Laughing]" "Huh ?" "You like it ?" "Huh ?" "Feels good, huh ?" "[Groans]" "* Swingin' the chain Swingin' the chain *" "* Swingin' the chain Swingin' the-- ** Huh ?" "Well, you must be quite a fiighter to make it past my cow." "What is ityou want ?" "Evil Betty," "I've come to fiinish something I should've doneyears ago." "Remember these ?" "Well, you've grown." "I thoughtyou looked familiar." "Sorry, I didn't recognizeyou without crap in your pants." "I've trained mywhole life for this day." "I spanked you as a baby." "I'll spankyou now, bitch !" " Good luck." " [Man] Wait !" "You mustn't !" "You are not ready !" " Who areyou ?" " Ling's father." "Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh-ee !" " Oh, dear." " No one man can defeat Betty." "When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking foryou !" "I have to avenge my family !" " [Grunts]" " Ohh !" "[Grunting, Groaning]" "[Narrator] At thatmoment, the Chosen Onelearned a valuable lessonaboutiron claws." " Theyhurtlike crap, man!" " [Screams]" "Chosen One !" "Oh !" "Shirt ripper !" "[Narrator] Chosen One was clearlynotready." "Heshouldhave listened to thatone-boobedchick." "Hmm !" "[Ling's Father Groaning] Water... everywhere !" "Uuh !" "All over me !" "I'm... getting... wet !" "Uuh!" "I'm falling !" "You're falling !" "We're falling !" "A whale !" "Mm-mm." "Hmm." "Mmm, memento !" "Huuh, Chosen One, I am sorry." "[Chosen One] I'llgetyousomehelp." "[Chosen One] I'llgetyousomehelp." "[Groaning]" "Let me know ifyou see a Radio Shack." "Hmm." " [All] Once again." " [Master Tang] With feeling." "[All] One... ofus... is wearing... a pushup bra." "It's lacy-- [Continues, Indistinct]" "[Ling's Father] MasterTang, please help me." " I'm bleeding." " Hey !" "I rememberyou !" " [Farts] - [Dog Whines]" "Just like old times !" " Ah, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi !" "Rikki-Tikki !" " Too tight !" "Stop hugging me !" " I have a mortal wound !" " Where ?" "Where does it hurt ?" "Oh, pretty much around the big, bloody spot." "Oh !" " [Moaning]" " Come inside." "I'll get the Neosporin." "* Na na na na na *" "* Neo *" "* Na na na na na na na *" "* Sporin ** ** [Imitating Electric Guitar]" "Please, I'm dying." "You must listen to me." "I feel the Chosen One may give up hope." "This must not happen." "The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, possess a great supernatural power-r-r !" "[Groans]" "W-Without Tonguey, the council is invincible." "Theywill come to Betty's aid." "Doyou understand ?" "No." "I don't understand you." "[Moaning]" " Aha !" " No." "Don'tdo that." "Ithurts." "No, it's good, it's good !" "No, no, please." "I have a wound there." "Come on." "Don't spoil everything." "This works for both ofus, huh ?" "[Lecherously] Yeah-ahh !" "[Chosen One] Thenews of your father weighsheavyonmyheart." "Evidently, his wound never closed up properly." "He gave his life for mine." "I'm so sorry, Ling." "He was my father my entire life." "We were friends." "I loved him." "And now he's dead-- except for his hair and nails-- dead." "[Quacks]" "[Sighs]" "[Sniffling]" "I don't understand... why people have to die." "Whee-ooh-whee-ooh-whee-ooh !" "And now... if-ifI loseyou" "Oh, man, I'm a little, tiny, horny honey." "Mm." " Hmm !" " Mmm !" " Mm-mm-mm !" " Mmm !" "Ooh-whee-ooh !" "Oh, but I don't know." "It's so soon." "I can't remember the last time I felt like this." "So ready for action." "So ready for love !" "Hmm ?" "I need you now in the worst way." "I can't control it !" "Take me, man meat !" "But I don't wantyou to think I'm a slut." " [Giggling]" " Huh ?" "What ?" "What now ?" "How do I proceed ?" "[Deep Voice] Simba." "I... am not Simba." "I am the Chosen One." "Ah, yes." "I am Mu Shu Fasa." "You must not be troubled, Cho-Simba One." "He took everything from me-- a family I never knew." "What good am I now ?" "His powers are greater than mine." "Yes, plus when you were hit with his iron claw, you did scream like a wussy." "Look insideyourself, Cho-Simba." "You must takeyour place in the great circle of... stuff." "Behold the symbols." "One over here, the other over there." "Remember, weakening and defeating Betty... is the fiirst step to revealing the council's identity." "What is this Evil Council everyone speaks of?" "The answeryou seek resides in the stars above." "I don't understand." "Ofcourseyou don't." "I'm speaking in riddles." "That's kind ofthe point, like a clue that will later makeyou go," ""Oh, that's what he meant !" "Stars above !"" "Please tell me." "What is my purpose ?" "Train, Cho-Simba." "You must reach the next level." " This is CNN." " Wait, Mu Shu." " CNN." " What ofmy tongue ?" " C..." "N..." " Mu Shu !" "N !" "[Muttering]" "Hmm ?" "A tiger." "Hmm ?" "Tiger, tiger, tiger." "Hmm !" "Bird." "Birdie." "Birdie, birdie." "Hmm." "I am a great magician." "Your clothes are red !" "[Chuckles] Wow !" "Please." " Do it again." "Wait, who's that ?" " [Running Footsteps]" "[Blubbering] B" " Betty." "H-He's alive, Betty." "He's still alive, Betty." "Still alive !" "How can that be ?" "Oh, this is bad." "This is very bad." "Your clothes are black." "Oh, the council will not be pleased." "Uh, but, Betty, do they have to know ?" "He's supposed to be dead." "I am responsible." "Nyah !" "He, alone, can disrupt the Evil Council's plan." "Him and that infernal Tonguey !" "Eh, red clothes !" "Uh, Master Betty, might I inquire, what is the Evil Council's plan ?" "Huh !" "It is evil." "My, it is so evil !" "It is a bad, bad plan... that will hurt many people... that are good." "I think it's great, 'cause it's so bad." "I-I see...." "I think." "But, Master Betty, what ofthe Chosen One ?" "Hmm." "I'll kill him." "I'll kill him dead." "Hmm, like with-- with a rock or something." "Like a-- like a stone." "[Both] *We are both ventriloquists *" "*Ventriloquists Ventriloquists *" "*We are both ventriloquists and we practice every day*" " He carries the basket." " He carries the paper roll." "*And we don't have cysts *" "* But there is one thing that's for sure my friends, we are ventriloquists **" "Yaah !" "Hmm." " Haveyou seen him before ?" " Never !" "Ventriloquists, huh ?" "Nyah, nyah, nyah !" "You know the location ofthe Chosen One." "Where is he ?" "[Gasps] On the life ofmy dummy, I swear this" "I'll never tell you where he is !" "[Grunts]" "Iam the Chosen One, outside the wall!" "Yeah, the wall!" "Your mouth tricks will not work on me, ventriloquists." "[Narrator] Andsobegan Betty'skillingspree." "No one wassafe." "Ouchie !" "Aiding the Chosen One... becamean offense punishable by death." "Hmm." "Orson." "[All] Welles." "[Weakly] *We are both ventriloquists *" "* But now we're upside down *" " I swing a bit more." " I swing a bit less." "* But we both swing ifyou know-- **" " Gotya." " [Whimpering] Whee-oh !" " What ?" "Please !" " Hold still, ma'am." "Here she is, Betty." "[Whimpers] The Chosen One disappeared last night." " What haveyou done with him ?" " Funny." "I thoughtyou could tell me." "Hmm." "In your dreams." "Whee-oh !" "Hmm !" "I like 'em feisty." "[Snickering]" "You disgust me." "Whee-oh-oh-oh !" "Ee-oh, whee-oh, pee-oh, ee-oh, pee-oh !" " Whee !" " [Droning]" "[Squealing Continues]" "[Droning]" "Whee !" "Ohh !" " She hit me, Betty." " No !" "Go follow her, then save her... for me." "[Sinister Droning Laughing]" "*Ah, chicken go cluck-cluck Cow go moo *" "* Piggy go-- * [Snorting] * How 'boutyou *" "* Gonna be an animal just likeyou-- **" "Coo-coo !" "Coo-coo !" "I'm just a birdy too." "Uh-huh ?" "Uh-huh ?" "* Lemurs go-- * [Sniffiing]" "* Ostrich go baah, koalas go-- ** [Smacking Lips]" " Huh ?" " Yaah !" " Hitit!" " * I like big butts and I cannot lie *" "* Youotherbrothers can'tdeny*" "* 'Cause I'm longandI'mstrongand I'm down toget the friction on*" "* Yougetsprung wannapull up front*" "* 'Causeyounoticed thatbutt wasstuffed*" "* Useme, useme 'causeyouain't thataveragegroupie*" "*Babygotback*" "*Babygotback*" "[Thinking] Okay, sohere were my options." ""A, "quickly ducksideways, dodge the claw, then takehim out withaspinningbackkick." "Or "B, "take the claw in the face, thenrollon theground anddie." "Hmm." "Should have gone with "A."" "*Don't wantnone unlessyougotbuns, hon**" " [Squeaking] - [Chuckles]" "That's right !" "Follow me !" "Rightintomy trap !" " [Grunts] - [LongSqueak]" "You go that way." "I'll go home." "Hmm ?" "Hmm ?" "[Gasps] Huh ?" "Hmm ?" "Oh !" "Chosen One !" "[Quacks]" " Ling ?" " Hurry!" " I'm coming !" " Chosen One !" "I'm coming !" "Chosen One !" "I'm coming !" "Chosen One !" "I'm coming !" "[Grunting, Panting]" "[Gasping]" "[Grunts]" "Go get some snacks." "Perhaps a carbonated soda." "I hope they have Icees !" "I've chosen the large tub." "My nipples look like Milk Duds." "I've got someyellow liquid foryour popcorn, and it's non-dairy." "[Panting]" "I... will... not..." "be stopped... by a tiny net !" "I'll reverse the capture method, and yaah-- free." "Now I have to fiind Ling." "Ling !" "Ling !" " [Squeaks] - [Gasps]" "Wimp Lo ?" "[Master Tang] Chosen One." "Huh ?" "Master !" " Chosen One." " Oh, Master." "Do I look all right ?" "Uh, yeah, sure." "O-On a scale from one to ten" "Uh... one." "Come." "C-Come closer, please." "Listen and listen well." "I really like the band 'N Sync." "My favorite member is Harpo." "I think there's a Harpo." "Ifnot, there should be." "I will write their next hit, maybe." "*A-boom-boom chickie-chickie boom-boom boom-chickie *" "* Chaka-chaka-choo-choo **" "By the way, youmustbe wary ofBetty's iron claws." "They are sharp, and they hurt." "Andbewarehissong aboutbigbutts." "He beats you up while he plays it !" " [Shrieks, Groans]" " Master, no !" " [Ling]Chosen." " Huh ?" "Huh ?" "Ling !" "Chosen One, I'm... dying." "No." "Please." "Remember," "I will always... love... you." "Whee !" "Ee-ee !" "[Snorts]" "Ling !" "Ohh !" " [Whimpering]" " Huh ?" " [Whimpering]" " Dog !" "Oh, it's okay, boy." "[Panting, Chokes]" " No, it's not." "Huh ?" " [Master Tang]Chosen One." "Master !" "Oh, Master." "You're alive." "I only did this-- [Groaning, Sighs]" "That doesn't mean a person is dead." " [Ling]Chosen." " Huh ?" " Ling !" " Chosen One." "Why did you run off ?" "Why did you leave me ?" " But I thought" " Huh ?" " [Dog Barks]" " [Barking]" " Oh, dog !" "You're alive !" "Hey, ifyou're all alive, then surelyWimp Lo" "[Chuckling] Wimp !" "[Flies Buzzing]" "Oh." "Betty has gone too far." "Killing is wrong..." "and bad." "There should be a new, strongerword for killing... like "badwrong" or "badong."" "Yes, killing is "badong."" "From this moment, I will stand for the opposite ofkilling," ""gnodab."" "** [Humming]" "Excuseme, kindblacksmith." "Doyou know where I can fiind little, silver, triangular pyramid caps..." " roughly an inch and a halfing diameter ?" " Right here in my hand." "[High-pitched Yell]" "Yaah !" "[Whistling]" "[Grunting]" "[Narrator]Betty'sprotective caps were thesource ofhispower." "In orderto defeathim, they wouldhave toberemoved." " Chosen One triedandtried, - [Yelling] but they were toosmooth topullandpointy." "So they would, like, pokeyourhands..." " ifyoudidn'tgetitjustright." " [Screams]" "Sohegotfrustrated, asanyone ofus would." "[Whimpering]" "[Grunting]" "Okay, maybealittlemore thananyone ofus would." "I'll never be able to do it, ever !" "[Sobbing]" "Don't look at me !" "Your hands-- let me see." "[Gasps]" "It hurts ?" "How 'bout now ?" "And now ?" "And this ?" "You broke a thermometer in my hands." "** [Humming]" "Rub it all in my hair." "** [Humming Along To Soundtrack Music]" "Youjust get stranger and stranger and stranger." "Your hands-- How are they now ?" "I don't know." "They feel like they're on fiire." "Huh." "Soyou really think that's hot ?" "'Cause I'll showyou hot." "Now try." "[WaterGurgling]" "You have helped me reach the next level." "And here I was starting to think you werejust a sadistic psycho bitch." "[High-pitched Yelping]" "So, whatyou-- whatyou guys doing later, huh ?" "I wasjust going to hang out, but... maybe we could get a pizza or, you know," "scam some chicks or something, right ?" "'Cause, um, I don't know" "I do like the ladies, you know." "I do like 'em." "Hmm, I like-a them, and they like-a me back." "Master Betty, my compliments." "That tiny net was surefiire." "Hmm, yes, a tiny net is a death sentence." "It's a net, and it's tiny." "Sure." "At this very moment, he's out in a fileid, rotting like a papaya, while we're in here, cozy and enjoying the good life." " [Sinister Chuckling] - [Snickering]" "[Snickering, Chuckling Continue]" "Huh ?" "Oh ?" "[Angry Grunt] Oh, man !" "This isallIneed." "Hmm." "Hmm." "[Gulps]" "Uh, E-Evil Council ?" "I-I, uh, got-gotyour message." "[Echoing] Hello ?" "[Chuckling] N-Now batting, Mike Piazza !" "[Electronic Rumbling]" "Whoa." "Oh, s-sorry, Evil Council." "I-It'sjust echoey, and I" "[LowRumbling]" "No, that-that is not possible." "Not again." "He has to be dead." " [Rumbling]" " No, no." "I can handle him, but, ofcourse, welcomeyour assistance." "[Loud Hissing]" "So he's at the temple." "Thankyou, Evil Council." "This guy is toast." "Tell me..." "whatyou're thinking." "Ofhow best to deal with Betty." "Butyou've mastered your technique." "You should be able to beat him now." "I'm sorry ?" "Butyou mastered your technique." "You should be able to beat him now." "I got everything but the last part, through "you should be able."" "You should be able to beat him now." "Perhaps, but wooden dummies don't flight back." "While I'm ripping out the caps, I'm completely defenseless." "Forinstance, the fiirstmove couldbelike this." "Icouldleap likea freak, then throwinaback-snappingeelstrike." "Buthe'dhave a clearshotatmyribs." "Icouldalwayspretend I'm abird." "But that wouldjustlookstupid andleave mysmall, sensitiveballs completely exposed." "Thebestapproach wouldbe togo forboth capsatonce." "No matterwhat the tactic, they all have a flaw." "[Shouting] You should be able to beat him now !" "No matter." "I think I have an idea." "[All Laughing] We're children !" "We're children !" "We're children !" "We're children !" "We're children!" "We're children!" " I'll take a pound ofnuts." " That's a lot ofnuts !" "[Shouting] That'll be four bucks, baby !" "You want fries with that ?" "Hejust left with nuts !" "[Chittering]" "I knowyou're here." "My name's Betty." "Nyah !" "Huh ?" "Yaah !" " Waah!" " Shirt ripper !" "Hit it." "[Woman] * There'sgot tobeamorningafter**" "** [Upbeat]" " * Whoa, Black Betty*" " Hmm ?" "* Whoa, Black Betty*" "* Whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa*" "*Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam *" "*Black Bettyhada child bam-ba-lam*" "* The damn thinggone wild bam-ba-lam*" "Hmm, I could dance like that... ifI felt like it." "You killed my family, and I don't like that kind ofthing." " Oh, goodness !" " * Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam*" "* Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam*" "*Black Betty Bam-ba-lam*" "*Bam-ba-lam Bam-ba-lam*" " *Bam-ba-lam, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa*" " My undies." "*Black Betty, bam-ba-lam Black Bettygota child*" "*Bam-ba-lam Damn thing'sgone wild, bam-ba-lam**" "Eh ?" "Oh, doggie hump." "[Narrator] Andthenallhellbrokeloose." "[Betty] Oh, yes, the council." "Ho-ho!" "[Muttering]" "Yes, the Evil Council... arealiens." "** [Woman Singing In French]" "They're French." "Ha-ha-ha !" "Stinky pits and all, baby !" "[Betty] Okay, fiireme up." "Oh, yes !" "Hahaha!" "Ha ha !" "[Yells]" "Oh, God." "Hmm, as you've probably concluded, the Evil Council isbasedin France... andwillsoonrise to worlddomination. [Snickering]" "[High-pitched Yells]" "Enjoy the paralyzer !" "Huh ?" "Another paralyzer !" "[Snickering]" "Saygoodnight, floppy." "Hmm." "[Cackling]" "[Cackling Continues]" "Your booties." "**[French Continues]" "Do it foryour family, and so I can be in the sequel." "Stars above." "Aliens." "Was I right orwhat ?" "Oh, you need to open your mouth." "[Speaking French]" "Sacrebleu!" "Uh" " Huh ?" "Oh, no, guys." "Come on!" "[Yelling]" "[Hissing]" "[Laughing]" "[Groaning]" "[Grunts]" "[Loud, Sustained Moaning]" "Ouch." "I fell and hurt my tummy." "[Loud Groaning]" " [Sighs] - [Groaning, Gagging]" "Thankyou, squirrel friend." "Your soft, cushy body helped absorb the force ofhis blow." "Now, for my part ofthe bargain." " [No Sound] -[Barking]" "[Barking Continues]" "Chosen One !" "Chosen !" "[Snorting] Whee !" "Whee !" "Whee !" "Chosen, you're alive." "It's okay, Ling." "There's nothing to worry about anymore." "[Narrator] That's whathe thought." "[Grunting]" "What is your purpose ?" "Whee-ohh !" "Hmm." "I seeyou brought your friends this time." " [Whinnying] - [Bleating]" "[Clucking, Shrieking]" "[Chicken Clucks]" " * Whoo* - [Man Laughing]" "You mustn't." "You are not ready." "**[ManSinging InJapanese]" "**[Continues]" "Rubitallin myhair." "Let me know ifyou see a Radio Shack." "He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council." "[Coughing]" "He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council." "[Coughing]" "[Beeping]" "[Man] Andplayback." "That'salotofnuts !" "[People Laughing]" " That" " Why don'tyou turn it down a little bit ?" " [Laughing Continues]" "Open your mouth." "Yea-yea !" "Okay, cut." "I-I can't workwith this thing." "Yea-yea !" "At least the winking-- the winking has to stop." "Stop the" "Yea-yea !" "Look, I'll get some tweezers... and chokeyou with a cotton ball, you son ofa" "[Gasps]" " Okay, I'm gonna need a cup." " [People Laughing]" "[People Laughing]" " [Squeaking]" " Up and over !" "[People Laughing]" "And now he's dead." "Oh,jeez." "I forgot my line again." "I think it's-- [Quacks]" "Oh, thankyou." "[Quacks]" "[People Laughing]" " [GoatBleating]" " Oh." "You don't seem too sweaty-- [Laughing]" " **[Singing Continues] - [Mooing]" "[Mooing]" "*Be the Chosen One**" "[Groaning]" "No, don't do that." "It hurts." "[Man] Cut!" "Cut!" "The director said cut." "You should stop that now." "Yeah, I'm aware ofthat." "I'm rehearsing." "You know" " Rehearse." "From this day forward, you will all refer to me by the game" " Oh,jeez." "Did I say "game" ?" " [People Laughing]" "It wasalong day." "Hey, is someone going to come get me ?" "There's like a hawk or something." "Oh, dear." "That's not good." "Um, Mr. Hawk, could you please, uh, stop with the leg-eating ?" "Oh, my." "Hey, it's not funny." "[People Laughing]" "What's so-- He's a predator, for crying out loud !" "Hey,justbecause youfade toblack... doesn'tmeanhe'sstopped." "He'sstilleatingme." "Ipromise." "Somebodygivemeastick !" "Save the whales."