"[remote clicks] [upbeat music plays]" "♪ I don't care what you say!" "♪" "♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "♪ I'm the king of the world!" "♪" "synccorrectionbyf1nc0" "Huh..." "Unh!" "[School bell rings] # It's summertime #" "Hey!" "You!" "Y-Y-You better pick that up!" "Hey!" "Hey, you!" "I'll remember you!" "[Horn honks]" "♪ No teachers telling us what to do no more ♪" "Clarence:" "Ah, yes, it was the Summer, andI couldn'twait to start the Summer." "Freshoutof theschool and into the Summer we was." "Sumo was gonna spend all Summer downattheold  Aberdale swimming hole, doingcannonballs and catching leeches, andJeffwasgonnaspend the whole time doing taxes, orsomethingboring,Ithink." "And for me, I was getting ready for my first summer job." "MymomsaidIcouldhelpher out at her work for the Summer." "Yep, I was gonna be a working man ... fortheSummer." "Thatwasthedream,atleast , but I'll get to that later." "BecauseI didn'tendup doing the stuff, I mean, so I'll talk about why not in a bit." "Becausei-itdidn'tworkout." "J-Just watch the thing." "[Brakes squeal]" "[Keys jingle]" "[Bell chimes]" "[Gasps]" "[Gasps]" "[Gasps] [gasps]" "[Sighs]" "[Gasps] Aah!" "Iwasreadytobuck up, face the call, putthepedalmetal, and make it to the big leagues, likea regularDonGunch." "[Gasps]" "[Smooches] Mm." "[Neon buzzing]" "[Indistinct talking]" "[Clippers buzzing]" "OnceI hadmastered the magazines, itwastimetomove up the corporate ladder." "Like everyone, I started at the bottom." "Hello." "Hip clips." "Thanks for calling." "We're having a special on mayonnaise peel." "Uh, that is, if you like mayonnaise." "Hmm." "She is a very busy woman." "I'll have to check the books." "Uh, one moment, please." "Not now, mom." "I'm trying to play hardball." "Afterthephones,itwastime to get my hands a little dirty." "[Rip] Gah!" "Wow." "That really just came clean off." "But, mom, I'm ready for the duty." "Just one duty chance." "Clarence!" "I can't have you waxing the customers." "You want a big job?" "Okay." "I have a very important job for you, all right?" "Broom duty." "I'm so sorry, sir." "Here." "Let's see if we can get your hair back on." "[Angelic music plays] I knew I could handle the 'sponsibility andnowwasmytime toshine ." "Theultimatetest..." "hair-sweeping duty." "[Gasps]" "[Hums]" "[Humming]" "Oh." "Thank you." "Okay, sweetie, I have you penciled in for Tuesday at 10:00, all right?" "Clarence, can you take this water out to Chad?" "Yeah, he must be dying out there." "Okay, and then you must ..." "Y-Yeah." "The scalp ..." "the scalp rub, too, right?" "[Chad vocalizing]" "[Up-Tempomusicplays]" "Unh!" "Oh, no!" "No, wrong way!" "[Humming]" " This is for you." " Aw, thanks, little man." "Um, is there any more of that ..." "Whoa!" "[Grunts]" "Clarence, can you take the trash out back, please?" "Yes, sir!" "Yep,everythingwasgoing pretty slick at my new job." "[Motorcycle engine revs]" "Oh,yeah,except,one day , this guy came in." "[Engine shuts off]" "Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!" "He was a real hothead." "He probably just broke out of jail and was looking for some bad blood." " Can I help you?" " Vroom!" "Vroom, vroom, haircut!" "Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!" " Vroom, vroom, vroom." " So, what kind of haircut ..." "The back!" "Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!" "[Hair dryers whirring]" "Hold on, there." "I'll take these." "So, what's your name, sweetie?" "Gunnar!" "Vmm vmm vmm vmm vmm vmm vmm vmm." "Okay, Gunnar, and, uh, what kind of haircut" " are we getting today?" " The back!" "Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!" "Ah, yes, the back." "All right." "Hmm." "Now, you don't want us cutting off" " this nice ponytail, though, right?" " Uh..." " No." " Hmm." "That's what I thought." "Let's see what we can do here." "[Humming]" "Hm." "Perfect." "She tamed the wild beast and his hair." "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Mymomwasthe best." "[Giggles]" "Thatguyleftthe saloneven  more butt-kicking than ever." "Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!" "[Tires squeal]" "Mom was a real hero at the salon." "Mwah!" "Mwah!" "[Rumbling]" "But some beasts could not be tamed." "[Bell chimes] Sandy. [Gasps]" " Aah!" " Aah!" "Sandy!" "IthinkhernamewasSandy ." "She started coming in all the time." "Sometimes, she didn't even get a haircut." "She'djustcomeintomake my mom give her a shampoo." "Shewasso old." "I think she was a half-robot, even." "Maybe that's why come she's so mean ... 'cause she's a robot." " All righty, then." "Just sign he..." " Where's the blonde?" "I demand to see the blond one!" "I only speak with the blonde." "Ugh!" "A child, working in a salon?" " Harrumph!" " Hey!" "That's not ..." "[Chuckles nervously] That's my son, Clarence, who was, uh, just playing with mommy's broom but is gonna leave our friend Sandy alone now" " and sit down, like a good boy, right?" " But what about the duty?" "Why don't you just take a little break for a bit, all right?" "Oh, s-so sorry about that, Sandy." "Right this way." " We'll get you taken care of." " [Crunch] Ooh!" "Aah!" "Oooh!" "[Gasps]" "[Whimpers] [teeth chatter]" "Mymomandall her haircut friends at my mom's work would always be so nice to Sandy," "Butshewassomean tothem." "[slaps]" "All Summer, every single time, shegotmeaner and meaner and meaner ... theworks." "Harrumph!" "Harrumph!" "Next time, it better look right!" "And I expect a good bargain!" "Good day!" "[Wheels squeal]" "[Chad vocalizing]" "[Vocalizing weakly]" "[Whimpers]" "♪ So hot, so sweaty, so sweaty, so hot ♪" "[Groans]" "[Rumbling] [Gasps]" "[Bell chimes] Well, howdy!" "My name's Willy, and this may sound silly, but I sell chili." "Who wants a sample?" " Ooh!" "I do." " Here you go, sport." "And now time for a dilly." "♪ Oh, first ya add the beans, and then ya add the greens ♪" " # and mix a li'l ... # - [Bell chimes] Aah!" "Coupon!" "[Crunch] Aah!" "[Groans]" "That's it!" "I don't know how you put up with this!" "I just ..." "[Bell chimes]" " Kevin, wait!" " Coupon!" "Good for one free shampoo." "Harrumph!" "[Sighs] Okay, Sandy, right this way." "[Pot shatters]" "[Crunch, crunch] [grunts, groans]" "[Strained] Right over here, then, Sandy." "I want the big mirror." "We need to use the sink to wash your hair." "I said I want the big mirror!" "Okay, Sandy, in for your shampoo, then." "[Wheels squeal]" "I told you I'd be back for a shampoo." "Harrumph!" "Okay, Sandy, in for your shampoo." "That's nice." "[Chair squeaking]" "I told you I'd be back for a shampoo!" " Yes." "I remember." " And I want the green shampoo." "Oh." "You want the most expensive brand we carry." " Hm." "You have very good taste." " Spare no expense!" "Hmm." "I could've sworn I put some out here." "It must be in the back." "I'll be right back, Sandy." "Harrumph!" "My patience is not a plaything!" "Ohh!" "Where is it?" "Where the heck is it?" "!" "I knew it was in here somewhere." "Come on, come on." " Uh, mom?" "Can I tell you ..." " Not now, Clarence." "I'm in a lot of hot water here right now." "Okay, I know I just bought a whole box." "It's around here somewhere." "Come on." "Where are you?" "Ugh!" "I wish Sandy never even showed up." "Now mom's looking for some green shampoo, and we don't even have any, and Sandy's probably gonna get all mad and wreck up the place and probably even close up the whole shop." "Aw, Hairence, I don't know what to do!" "[Rumbling]" "[Angelic music plays]" "[Footsteps stomping]" "You!" "The other one!" "Play my favorite song!" "[Slow instrumental music plays]" "[Dramatic music plays]" "[Wind whistling]" "[Squish]" "[Sighs]" "[Gasps]" "Mom, look!" "I found some green shampoo." "Ain'tcha proud of me?" "[Muffled screaming]" "Har...rumph!" "Raaaaaaaah!" "How ..." "How could you?" "!" "And you!" "You just stand there!" "And ... and you!" "Rrrrrrrr!" "[Wheels squeal]" "Whoooooooa!" "Aah!" "[Wheels screech]" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aaaaaaagh!" "[Bell chimes] Hey ..." "Aaaaaaah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aaaaaaaaaah!" "IthoughtIwas gonnabe in a lot of trouble." "[Snickers]" "[Laughs]" "But I guess I wasn't after all." "[Laughter]" "Iwasn'tallowed in the salon anymore, butI gotChadduty, and that was pretty great." "♪ Summertime ♪" "Gunnarevencameback and brought his friends." "AndSandymust'vereallyliked the haircut I gave her, because we never saw her again, so I guess she just kept that same haircut and it never grew." "♪ Summertime ♪" "Yep,eventhough things didn't go as planned, theSummerwasalotoffun ." "♪ Summertime ♪" "Ew." "synccorrectionbyf1nc0"