"Mr. Bojagi?" "Mr. Bojagi?" "Mr. Bo...jagi?" "Mr. Bojagi?" "Oh, a visitor." "COMING!" "YAAAAHOOOO" "Good morning Mr. Bojagi." "My name is..." "No no no no..." "Shh shh shh..." "That won't help us at all." "Oh, ahh..." "Should I...?" "In the...?" "Yes, yes, yes, yes" "To insure the perfect gift, I need to see how you see." "Please, take a seat." "Yes, now let's start with a test question." "Where do you live?" "50 Peace Drive." "Excellent" "And who will the gift be for?" "It's my granddaughter's birthday, Jessica." "Jess" "What was the last gift you gave her?" "It was a cocktail dress." "She's a professional singer you see." "Ohhh, yes..." "And what was the last gift she gave you?" "A knitting set." "I gave that up some years ago." "And is your granddaughter involved with anyone?" "I don't see how that's relevant." "No" "No she's most definitely is not." "I assure you that every question is relevant." "And a birthday girl receives many presents, and partners are most definitely the primary givers." "Did you ask her what gift she would like?" "Yes" "Here's the list." "Thank you very much." "Have you ever got her a gift that she has requested?" "Of course." "I see..." "Right." "Yesssss!" "A belly button ring!" "Nooo!" "Stop!" "You see, nothing on the list is really suitable." "That's why I'm here." "Some people give gifts that they really want for themselves." "Mainly females." "Some people buy vouchers to say, "I don't really know you very well, and I don't want the stress of buying a thoughtful gift."" "That one is usually males." "You however, are neither of these types, and I am glad you have brought yourself to see me." "It's my guess, that you know your granddaughter very well, but you know the granddaughter that you would like even better." "Am I right that your return today was not your unwanted knitting set, but was in fact, a cocktail dress?" "You return it because she did not want it." "Because she was never the cocktail singer you wanted." "Remember, if you get her a gift she wants, when she visits me, you may get the same in return."