"Next time you want 25 grams, tell me first, ok?" "Yeah ok." "I'll try." " There won't be a next time." " What?" "I'm out." "Are you sure?" "What else do you know how to do?" " Erase my number." "Ok?" " Yeah." "I'll call you next week." "Alex Raphaelson, come here." "Don't worry, I'm your brother's friend." "Come here I said." "Tell him I want to talk to him." "It's important." "My name is Claude." " Are you ignoring me?" " You're ignoring me." " No, I am in hell." "A kiss?" " No." "Let me go." "No kiss!" "Alex, look at what I found for you." "Look." "It's a picture of Grandpa." "Mom always said you look alike." "Take it." "I got it for you." " Alex, help me out." " I just gave you 1 grand." "Remember?" " Another grand." " I can't." " I'll pay you back in a week." " I can't." "Fuck off, Isaac." "What about me?" "I wouldn't ask you, if I didn't need it." "Do you want me on my knees, is that it?" "Is that it?" "Say it." "I'm struggling right now." "I'll pay you back next week." "Worst case, I'll get you a watch." "No." "It's ok." "Take this." "It's all I have." "Shit!" "You're a real lifesaver, Alex." " Can I kiss you now?" " No." "Finally!" "Come here." "Hi Auntie." " How are you?" " Fine." "You?" "Nathan, look who's here." "Well, I'll say..." "You?" "Here for Shabbat?" "Nothing to eat at home?" "Silly." "He's here to see his favorite cousin." "Don't listen to this schmuck." "Come here." "Let me hug you." "Did you leave your hair in Israel?" "Ok." "Go join the guests." "And you, come with me." "This way." "You could stay in touch you know." "I'm worried about you." "I'm fine." "Really?" "Really, I am fine." "You never pick up when I call." "And your brother?" "He's fine." "But I don't see him that often." "Good." "Go see your cousin." "He missed you." " How are you?" " Fine." "Hi Gabriel." " Hello." " Hi." " She didn't know?" " Not a word since I left..." " I didn't think you'd come." " Me neither." "This is Jeanne, a goy who wants to spend Shabbat with bad Jews." " Hi, goy friend." " Hi." " Oh sorry." " Is your fiancé here?" "He left to buy cigs 4 days ago and no news since." " Should I worry?" " Yes. 4 days is a lot." "I think the gefilte fish is calling us, hear it?" " I hear it." " Come on, let's go." "You don't know any Hebrew, do you?" " I know shalom." " Shabbat shalom." "Do you know what it means?" "It means..." "Amen." "Hello." "How are you?" "Good evening, everyone." "I'm here to save private Nathan." "Where is he?" "There he is." "Hi Auntie." "How are you?" "Hi, Isaac." "This is for you." "It is beautiful." "Hi Dad." "Where were you?" "You're the one who disappeared." "Not true." " Yes it is." " Look." "Oh, thanks." "Not spoiling him!" "This was a promise." "It's true." "I can confirm." "You don't come and say hi?" "How are you?" "Well." "You?" "It's so good to see you." " What has changed?" " This." "A toast for the madman who tried his luck in a crazy country." "Are you ok?" "Oh, shit!" "Excuse me." "It's my partner, I need to get this." "Hello?" "So Esther's getting married?" "Did you think she would wait for you?" "Well, no." "But isn't this really fast?" "He must have been convincing." "He wasn't her type." " And exactly what was her type?" " Well, me." "But her girlfriend..." "If she turns around, she likes me." "She's not turning around." "Look at me." "Damn it!" "You asshole." "I don't get it." "Pay up with a smoke, huh?" "So, what have you been doing lately?" "I get by." " You?" "How was the army?" " Why bring it up?" "It's over." "What'll you do now?" " Someone's curious." " C'mon Nathan, tell me." "I'm opening a restaurant in Tel Aviv, with 2 guys from the army, renovating an old workshop." "Do you know La Mezzanine, at Odéon?" "It'll be like that." "Dinner till 11pm, midnight." "And then, you dance." "It'll be a hit." "Can you pack me up in your suitcase?" "What?" "Can you put me in your suitcase?" "Hey, have a little something to smoke?" "No." " Nothing." " You?" " No, I gotta go." " Already?" " What's with him?" " I don't know." "Alex, wait." " We need to talk." " No." "You don't know what I want to say." "You think I want money?" "I'm not asking for any, I'm paying you back." " You listening?" " Yes." "Remember the pharmacist, Rebecca?" "I had a little fling with her." "She thinks that I'm leaving Anaëlle." "I said too much." "She wants to tell her everything." " So...?" " Go and tell her that I won't leave my wife or my son." "I don't believe this." " I will not leave them." " Are you kidding me?" "It won't cost you." "If you tell her, she'll listen." " It's your life." " I know, but..." "Let go of me." "What do you even..." "Isaac?" "There you are." "Coming." " Do you ever sleep?" " You're up too!" "No noise." "Mom's sleeping." " Go left." " Into your room?" " You ok?" " Yeah, fine." "Why the long face?" "Thinking about what you said about the restaurant, Israel and..." "I thought that..." "Maybe it would be good for me too." "I could help you." "I don't know." "I am pretty experienced." "I wanted a restaurant." "Yeah." "I know." "I thought that it would be good." "Leaving would be good for me." "When I left, you made fun of me." "You said it was "a shitty country"." " And now you're interested?" " Yeah." "What do you think?" "That things will just fall into your lap?" "That all you need is someone nice to help and it will all work out?" "Are you dreaming?" "I don't know if I can trust you." "And my partners... they are tough." "Tell them that I am too." "You'll also need some dough." "How much?" "Well, we all put in 15,000 euros." "If I tell them you're a partner, I need the max now, before I go." "And you have to make your aliyah." "Ok." "What, "ok"?" " Do you know what it is?" " Yes." "It's like the urge to piss?" "Sure, if you say so." "I don't see it." "You're just talking." "But, fine." "Just think it through." "It's different over there." "Oh c'mon." "I know, Dad." " Do you speak Hebrew?" " Yeah." "If I say..." "If I say, for instance..." "You know what I said?" "You don't speak Hebrew." "Were you making stuff up?" "Yes." "Fuck!" "Wanna see where it is?" "Yeah." "This is Tel Aviv." "And the restaurant is..." "See the port?" "It's right there, between the beach and the building." "There." "Gotta run." "A client's waiting for me at Roissy." "What's going on?" "Why the sudden rush?" " I need 15,000 euros." " Woah..." "Only with coke you know." " I know." " Alright." "Why do you need so much?" "A project in Israel with my cousin." "Where they wear tiny crêpes on their heads?" "What will you do there?" "They're called kippahs." "So, what?" " You leaving me?" " No." "Why?" "Cous' will be happy you're dealing your way to the Holy Land." "Lecture me all year, but then you want in, huh?" " Can you help?" "I can't..." " Yes." "Hold on." "My cousin will never know." "I'm just in a rush." "That's all." "I'll stop dealing after." "Don't move." " Thanks." " Looking good." "Does your brother know you're leaving?" "The less he knows, the better." "He's bad news anyway." " And you're good news?" " Yes." "I can't take you." "You have your moped." "Sorry, in a rush." "Call me tonight?" "I'll call you." "Hello ma'am, where's the mosque?" " I got lost." " Hi." " How are you?" " Fine." "You?" "We didn't get a chance to chat at Aline's." " Well, I'm fine." " Really?" "What are you doing here?" "I need you." "You said that before you dumped me." "I need to learn Hebrew." "So it's true, you're going to Israel?" "Yes." "You, to Israel?" "With Nathan." "But you know that there are only Jews in Israel?" "Really?" " Do you have other Jewish friends?" " Not really." "Jews can be a pain, when there are a lot of them." "Look at our families." "Especially yours." "Stop." " You've been 15 times." " I don't want to move." "Well, I do." "Will you help?" "No." "I don't see why I would." " You're a saint." " Don't be blasphemous." "Saturday. 8 o'clock." ""8 o'clock."" "In the morning, you moron!" "I need to go back." "Thank you." "Ok." "You can go." "Spread your arms, please." "Name some Jewish holidays, please?" " Jewish holidays?" " Yes, please." "There is Passover, Hanukkah, Shabbat..." "Ok." "Go ahead." "Go through the gate please." " Goodbye." " Thanks." "Come with me please." "Hello." "My name is David Meyer, I am your shaliah." "I am French, Israeli." "I'll be in Paris for 2-3 years, to help you all with your aliyah." "As you know, it's also the will of Israel." "We must return to our country, the country of all Jews." "It's normal to want change in your life, to you want to return to your country." "Look at this portrait." "It's Theodor Herzl." "His big invention was Zionism." "For him, it was the way to fight anti-Semitism and the way for Jews to take charge of their destiny." "Isn't that a grand idea?" "But don't go thinking that the Promised Land is easy, leaving your French conveniences for Israel, where there can be war at any time" " some say "all the time" - is important, a defining act." "Keep this in mind every step of the way." " Does everyone understand?" " Yes." "Good." "Let's do questions." "I will hand out a program." "Then, we will begin." " Here." " Thanks." " Are you nervous?" " No." "Just an interview." "It's ok." "You're not there yet." "How well do you know Israel?" "I went once, as a kid." "Why?" "It's rare to see applicants that don't know Israel." "Does it change anything?" "You're right." "It does not." "So why are you leaving?" "I can have a job in a restaurant, doing the renovations." "It's an opportunity." "Leaving without preparing?" "I just don't want to be called for military service." "Only benefits, no inconveniences." "Right?" " How old are you?" " 27." "You won't have to serve." "But if there's a war, you could be a reservist." "You understand?" "What do I need to do?" "First of all, you need a Certificate of Jewishness." "The consistory will tell you what to do." "Fill out the form and come back to me." "One last thing, Mr. Raphaelson..." "No criminal record, right?" "No." "If you do, speak up now." "I helped a man who hid his criminal record from me." "Took a plane." "Got sent back home at Ben-Gourion." "He might never be able to leave again." "No criminal record." " Wassup?" " All good?" " Hey wassup?" " All good?" " Here for Polo?" " Yeah." "Alex, a friend." ""A friend"?" " Go ahead." " Let's go." "Go ahead." "You remind me of a guy we called David Pig." "He dealt with us when we worked in the streets." "If we sold pot, he was there." "And every day, he asked if he could go out and sell too." ""I want a piece of the pie too, you guys."" "We'd tell him to fuck off." "We didn't want no Jew out there." "One day, he bought his own joint." "To sell on our street." "We gave him hell." "But he always came back." "Like that, for 1 month." "After 1 month, we saw how determined he was." "No giving up." "So we let him sell." "That's the day we called him David Pig, isn't it?" "Not sure why." "I think the idiot ate pork." "You want 40, right?" " You want 40, right?" " As usual." "Thanks." "Can I taste it?" "I'm looking for..." "Where is there...?" "How can I get to...?" "Which bus goes to...?" "Could you drive me to..., please." "Where can I buy...?" "Go to hell!" "Listen, he's having problems with his girlfriend." "He needs time." "He wants to fix the relationship." "He couldn't tell me himself?" "He thought this would be better, less hurtful for you." "Do you know what happened to bearers of bad news in Ancient times?" "They'd get burned, asshole." "You and your brother are cowards." "I'll give you a reputation." "He lied." "He said that we'd spend week-ends in Venice." "I never saw one gondola." "He's the one who said that he'd leave Anaëlle." "He even wrote me poems." "I've never had a boyfriend write me poems." "It's sad, but you should stop calling him." "After 2 months, he'll come back." " You ok?" " Fuck off." "Forget about him." "He's bad news." "Poems?" "Run, as far as you can." "Jeanne?" "Jeanne." " Do you remember me?" " Yes." "Of course." "It doesn't seem like a good time to be interrupted." "Oh it's fine." "On the contrary, perfect timing." "No." "It's not what you think." "I believe what I see." "Were you making a girl cry?" "I don't know that girl." "It's for my brother." "Want to grab some coffee with me?" "I don't really like coffee." "Will you come get some with me?" "People like you drink coffee, no?" "Who are these "people like me"?" "Students." "You're a student, aren't you?" "I'll have a beer, if you don't mind." "So you know Esther?" "We met in Oriental studies." "I'm learning Japanese." "What will you do with that?" "Open a sushi restaurant." "Become a translator." "Do you know that Esther's my ex?" ""Ex" what?" "Exceptional?" "No." "Exasperating." "Since then, what do you do?" "Since then?" "Business." "I'm opening a restaurant in Israel." " When?" " Why do you want to know?" "I don't need to know." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I like awkward guys." "They're charming." "They're charming?" "Well, I think you're charming." "I knew you were pretty, but now..." "Maybe it was too dark." "Maybe I'm just blind." "That's possible too." "I need to take this." "2 minutes." "Hold on." "Hold on." "Call you back." "Let me out, please." " How much?" " 150." "Are you Lætitia?" "Hi." "I have to get back." "I need to work." "No, no." "Hi." "Tell me what you did yesterday." "Take your time." "Be clear." "Yesterday..." " Remember yesterday?" " I do, I do." "I woke up, I smoked a cigarette while reading the paper..." "Say it in Hebrew, idiot." "I can only say "smoke a cigarette"." "Well, say it." "The time?" "What time is it?" "I can't remember how to say the hours." "No, no." "Try to remember." "12." "And the hour..." " Then, I met up with a friend." " Who?" "You won't be happy?" "Mathias?" "You still see that idiot?" "He's my best friend." " Say it in Hebrew." " I don't know how." "He never let me down." "You never liked him." "And "demanding"?" "You're the most tovanit girl ever." "Demanding with the ones I love." "You don't remember anything." "Here, my elementary level book, you can practice." " You're getting married?" " Yes." "At the synagogue, at your parents'?" "At his parents' house." " Do I know him?" " Doubt it." "So, no one knows him." " He's the invisible man." " He's a Mossad agent." "Mossad." "I see him as fat, working in import-export." "You're stupid." "He's skinny and teaches biology." "Biology, fascinating!" "If you wear a wig, I'll go nuts." "It won't look good." "I'm not marrying a bearded man!" "Whatever." "If you go to Israel, you will see plenty of wigs, and little nylon tights even in 120°F..." "Not so much in Tel Aviv." "If you need to fight, will you go?" "If there's war, will you go?" " No." " Wait for me. 2 seconds." "Will you kill people, Palestinians, if you have to?" " For your homeland?" " I said no." "I'm too old for military service." "I won't do it." "I'll just vote left." "There." "Whatever works for you." "But, I don't get it." "I thought that we agreed." "When we saw them all leave, we said that our lives are here, we are Jews, but Parisian." "We have no business over there." "If you want to leave, go." "But go to Canada or Australia." "Not really into kangaroos." "I don't know why I'm annoyed." "Worst timing ever." "Everyone's back, and you go." "Maybe this country is messed up, like me." "You had everything going for you." "You could have done anything." "Instead you're a dealer, going to Israel." "I don't deal anymore." "But, Esther, look at yourself!" "You're a Hebrew teacher, you're marrying a Jew, you never lived anywhere else." "What did you free yourself from?" "Honestly." "I am very happy, with him." "Good." " Hello sir." " Hello." " Follow me please." " Yes." " How can I help you?" " I need to see a Rabbi." "Which one?" "There are several." "I need a Certificate of Jewishness." "Are you an aliyah applicant?" "Ask for Rabbi Schulman." "He'll be here next week." "In a rush?" "Well, I don't have my parents' ketubah." "Can you prove that they're Jewish, with your family record book?" "Are their names Jewish?" "That's all?" "They just need Jewish names?" "We can make things more difficult, if you want." "No, no." "What are their family names?" "Katz and Raphaelson." "So, yes." "That should be fine then." "Someone's knocking at the door." "And then you say?" " Sorry, I'm late." " Oh it's ok." "I kept some of your mother's boxes." "Come." "I'm sure the family book is there." "Listen, I'll let you go through it." "FAMILY RECORD BOOK" " I found it." " You're lucky," "I've had no use for it since your mother's death." "They are curious." "Do you remember him?" "This is Alex, my son." "You met him, but you were very young." " You can say hi." " Hi." "Set the table, please." "Will you stay?" "We don't have enough but..." "No, no." "I can't." "I'm going to Israel." "Really?" "Do you know Israel?" "No." "What will you do?" "Work with Nathan." "You will work?" "That's a nice change." "And your brother?" "How will he do without you?" "What will he do?" " He doesn't know." " Oh, of course." "If he knew, he would stop you." "He thinks you owe him everything." "Back then, he said that he was like your real dad, no?" "Want to know how he is?" "No." "And Gabriel?" " How is he?" " 5th grade, good student." " Good." "Do you need anything else?" "5,000 euros." "Do you have that?" "Well I'm doing this." "I won't walk you out." "Have a safe trip." "And stay in touch." "Ciao!" "Who is it?" "Jeanne." "I'm early, I was in the neighborhood." " Can you open?" " Coming." "Coming." "Ok!" " Well..." " How are you?" "Fine." "So, this is your cave?" " May I?" " Sure." " Do you deal drugs?" " What?" "I know you do." "No." "I don't." "It's ok." "I like the fact that you try to hide it." "But I don't deal." " Is that you?" " Yeah." ""Conversation kit." "Hebrew."" " So it's happening?" " Yes." ""Israel, find happiness and serenity."" ""Israel, one trip, a lifetime of happiness."" ""3 steps to get your Certificate of Jewishness." So?" "What?" "So you're officially Jewish?" "Working on it." "Do you have family in Israel?" " My cousin." " And...?" "And that's all." "This is kind of an adventure." ""Ticket receipt, one way trip."" " They don't give a return?" " No." " What did you think?" " Nothing." "You're leaving." "Wait, wait." "Is it God you're looking for?" "No." "I'm going because... no one is asking me to stay." "Even my father isn't asking me to." "Actually, he doesn't give a shit." "What if I asked you?" "Stay." "Go ahead." "Take it." "He was never good at soccer." "Isaac!" "Do you see who's here?" "Come on, let's go tell them." "Well, you came," " accompanied." " This is Jeanne." " Hello." " Hello, Jeanne." "We have some big news." "I asked Anaëlle to marry me!" " Do you want to know how?" " No." "I got down on one knee." "I gave her a ring." "I said: "Anaëlle, I love you." "Be my wife."" "And you know what?" "She said yes!" "Show them." "They don't believe us." "Will you be our best man?" "We'd be honored." " Come, time for champagne." " Come." "Do you want some more?" "I'd love some." "Thanks." "How long have you and Alex been together?" "You're nosy!" "It's just that I don't know much about my brother's love life." "I'm not sure we're technically in a relationship." "If he brought you here, then you are." "He hates introducing me." "Why?" "You're irresistible?" "More like the shame of the family." "Ugly little duckling." "So meeting the ugly duckling is a good thing?" "Yeah, why not?" "I think I have no way of holding him back." " In any case, he's leaving." " Where to?" "To Israel." "Tel Aviv." "You didn't know?" "And you're not going?" "Why?" "I wouldn't worry too much." "He's very indecisive." "You'll see." "He won't go." "Ask them to wait for me." "No." "Don't have them wait for me." " What exactly did you need?" " 40." "You've been doing well lately." "Not bad." "Baby, my earrings?" "Check the bathroom." "Here you go." "Be belek." "Hide it well." "Ok." "Can I trust you?" "Isaac." "Are you ok?" "What have you done?" "Come." "Oh, fuck." "That stuff burns." "Don't you have normal stuff?" "Look at me." "Where were you?" "Here and there." "Looking for dough." "And...?" "I saw the guys from Sarcelles." "Four of them cornered me." "It will get worse, if I don't pay back now." "How much do you owe?" "Four." "Four grand." "I can't give it to you." "I need it." "What for?" "To live, asshole." "I don't know." ""To live."" "Can I stay here for 2-3 days while this heals?" "I don't want Ana to see me." "What will you tell her?" "Anything." "That I went to Bordeaux." " You think she'll believe it?" " She can't see me." " You really need the cash?" " Yes." "What for?" "You have plans, right?" "Big plans?" "Sir Alex has a master plan?" "Ah, I see..." "Oh, fuck!" "I want to shoot myself." "I'm going to get a gun, put it here and shoot." "Like that." "Yeah." "Ana?" "Yes." "It's me." "I need to go back to Bordeaux." "Meeting a guy who's buying some watches." "2 days tops." "Then, I won't go anywhere." "Promise." "No, no." "I'm fine." "Don't worry." "Yeah." "Me too, yeah." "I'll call you tonight." "I'll do 2,000, but I'm coming too." "They are bastards." "Stay out of this." "Just giving the money." "Take this, but I'm coming with you." "Got it?" " What are you doing?" " Coming with you." "Ok." "You came." "What more do you want?" "If I'm not back in 10mn, come and find me on the 3rd floor." "Are you sleeping?" " You good?" " Yes." "Thanks so much." " You're saying thanks?" " Yeah why?" "When it suits you, right?" "Or it's "I need dough." "I'm in trouble." "I'm getting married."" "For the marriage, I did not ask for help." "I just had to make your pharmacist cry." "It's normal." "You're my little brother." "That makes you laugh?" "You know what, I'd like to go to Mom's grave." " Right now?" " Yeah." " Esther's getting married." " I know." " How do you know?" " I see her sometimes." "Meaning?" " What?" " Are you guys fornicating?" "What a choice of words!" " Thanks." "Do you know what it means?" " Yes." " Are you guys fornicating or not?" " No." "It's over." "You were crazy about her." "Remember jumping in the 2 inch pond at camp?" " Desperate." " I was trying to commit suicide." "I don't believe you!" "You're actually a romantic." "Maybe even more than I am." "And Jeanne?" "What about Jeanne?" "Do you love her?" "You and your crazy choice of words!" " It's simple." " No, it's not." " Love her." "Don't love her?" " No." " She loves you." " Really?" "Oh yeah." "You're actually a heartbreaker." "That's your problem." "I'm not like you." "I've had more girlfriends than you think." "Sure, but not decent ones." "What?" "You don't think that Anaëlle is pretty?" "She's okay, yes." " So?" " But isn't she nearly blind?" "You're jealous." "It's crazy." "I just realized, just this second, that you are jealous of me." "How crazy." "My son is good-looking." "You can't say no." "He's very good-looking." "Rose Raphaelson born Katz" " Hey man." "Come on in." " How are you?" "As usual?" "Your buddy Mathias is here." " Mathias is here?" " Yeah, come in." "What's up, buddy?" "What's up?" "Take a good look at this guy because he's my best friend and I'd do anything for him." "Do you know that?" "And he is very clever." "He's as clever as a fox." "He'll watch over our families when we're in jail." "You won't let me down, right?" " You won't let me down?" " No." "Let's talk." "Wait." "Listen to me, buddy." "You have to listen to me." "You have to listen to me." "You're my brother, and I'm your brother." "We'll go to Rotterdam, buy some stuff, make lots of money." " No." " Tomorrow night." "You and I." "We'll go to Rotterdam." "We'll load it in the trunk." "We'll do it overnight." "It's what you wanted, no?" "Big and quick, right?" " That's not it." " I planned everything." "Lucie is coming." "We're 3 business students visiting Holland." "I'll take a car from the garage." "I planned everything." "It won't work, Mathias." "That guy's only fucking goal in life is to open a crêpe stand in Israel." " Fuck off, little league." " Calm down." "Come on, fuck off." "Calm down, I said." "I have the cash." "You know what, Isaac?" "You're nothing." "Nothing at all." "Oh, fuck!" "Relax, will you?" "If customs sees your pathetic face, we're screwed." "You ok, in the back there, Lucie?" "All good?" " Talk." "What's going on?" " Nothing." "It's fine." "Drive." "I'll be quick." "Thanks." "I need you to listen carefully." "I've never been this serious." "I'm going to meet Lucie at the coffee machine." "I'll go quickly." "I'll leave the keys in the ignition." "Once inside, I'll take my time." "I might chat with her, negotiate a kiss." "Or 2." "And you, during this time, you will take a deep breath... slap yourself in the face, like you do to wake up... look at the cash." "And remember that you need it." "It would be stupid to get arrested." "You can't screw it all up." "So, you will start the car... think about your awesome friend Mathias." "And get back on the road to Paris." "Understood?" "You can't do that." "There's Polo." "I'll say that I didn't see it coming." "Lucie can be our witness, and if he flips out," "I'll pay him back." "I'll do the trip again." "And you can pay me back from your kosher crêpes." "I can come with you guys." "But I don't want that." "I'm doing this for me." "Do you understand?" "I need it." "And you, you need to leave Isaac." "I'll take this." "You know... for the ride back." "May I?" "Here." "It's my father's stuff." "Boxers, socks, a sweater, jeans." " What you wanted." " Thanks." " So you're flying out tonight?" " Yes." "I land in Tel Aviv tomorrow at 4." "Ok." "Well that gives me enough time to share a story." "You interested?" "For the road." "I'll be J. And you'll be A." "J loves A." "But..." "A is more complicated than you'd think, which means that J, who loves drama, loves him even more." "A, on the other hand..." " You following?" " Yes." "...is still dealing with what we will call EP, for "existential problem"." "And that attracts J even more." "Even though she hates to admit it." "But he has a brother," "I, who ruins his life." "And he also has an ex, E... who he loved very much." "So, let's recap." "A is surrounded by I, E and EP." "And J would like to have a spot of her own." "You see?" "She would like to break all of these other bonds because J is special." "And on top of it, A knows it." "The problem is that since A thinks that he will be able to find peace in Israel," "this relationship between J and A is impossible." "Well, I think that A loves J." "As soon as he does something good in his life, he will let himself be loved." "A will think about the times that he slept with J because J is good in bed, despite falling asleep so fast." "That's true." "J is very good in bed." "Meanwhile," "J will miss A's cock, even if it does not wear a little hat." "Subtitling:" "Eclair Group" "The trip to Paris" "Who do you think you are?" "Are you serious?" "You're the one who's late every day." "You have proof?" "What proof?" "This is not a courthouse, this is work." "They drink coffee and smoke and you say nothing." "If I had something to tell them, I would." "This is about you." "Julie is passionate, as usual." "Mourad, you're perfect." "Let's move on." "Amina and Momo, get ready." "The new theme is love." "Take your time and listen to each other." "What are you doing?" "Stop it." "Jérôme, you have a problem?" "No." "He's taking the piss, he's not used to taking notes." "Knock it off." "I'm writing scene 6 for him, he'll be a virgin." "Let it go now." "You're supposed to write at home, not here." "I can't." "Nothing comes." "What do you mean?" "I have no inspiration." "You can't just wait for it." "Take the time to write and think about it." "Me too, I try but I can't." "I only have one character." "It doesn't matter." "What's important is to use your own words." "Who's coming to the workshop tonight?" "This great author wants to work with youngsters." "What time?" "7pm." "I have dance lesson." "I have class." "And A-levels." "You're taking it now?" "Yeah, right." "You're like 40." "It's a BTEC." "Where?" "In the 5th arrondissement." "Where is that?" "Saint-Michel." "Near Les Halles." "It is a big workshop." "Are you coming over to watch the game?" "I'm going to this writing thing." "Paris will give me ideas." "What?" "Are you serious?" "I dig that." "Sitting by the river inspires me." "You're not watching the game?" "I don't give a shit." "What is this thing?" "It's for bohos." "You suck, you don't know anything." "I'm talking about the real Paris." "Girls in skirts, bars, restaurants." "If you could see their bakeries." "When you take a bite, you don't lose your bloody teeth." "It's gonna suck." "You'll be bored to death and end up reading mangas with some guys in Virgin." "OK, forget it." "I'm off." "You're not going home?" "I have something to do." "Laters." "How are you doing?" "What's up?" "Hey, vampire face." "All good, bud?" "Hey, Mourad." "Do you know what we're up to?" "You're sitting on your asses." "No, we're lounging." "He learned a new word, he's high now." "I'm in a hurry." "Chill out, man." "I'm off." "It's been a while." "Where to?" "Something in Paris." "To see a chick." "Where did you get that?" "You're going to Paris without your buddies?" "Seriously, you know the game is tonight." "It's cooked." "What?" "I'm not coming." "Why?" "We haven't seen you in ages." "Stay with us, bud." "Come back." "You've changed." "Your mum is looking for you." "Your mum is looking for me." "Don't turn your back on us." "I'm sure he's in love." "He's going down." "He stopped eating pasta and he was mad about it." "All good, brother?" "Listen to this, it's mental." "A famous writer wants to work with suburb kids like me." "I'm going to his writing workshop tonight." "He's gonna be mad about my stuff." "I'll tell you about it when I come back, OK?" "See you, bro." "You're here?" "I live here." "Show some respect." "Move." "Get dressed." "Mourad?" "What?" "What are you doing?" "Having a shower obviously." "At that time?" "There's a time now?" "I need you." "Wait a second, I can't hear you." "What's wrong?" "You get in without saying hi and shower at that time." "It's rude." "Are you kidding?" "You're driving me mad." "You shower in the morning or before going to bed, not now." "What is this for?" "Auntie Zora's wedding." "You're stressing me for that?" "We have to put this in the car and leave." "Uncle Hassan said..." "What, leave?" "We're all going as a family." "No way." "Auntie Zora is getting married each year." "You're coming, period." "I have things to do." "Exactly, you have to come to a family wedding." "You should have told me." "I did but you never listen." "You told me a year ago when I was asleep?" "You never told me about it." "Why do you moan all the time?" "I don't like Arabic weddings, I told you a hundred times." "You prefer Italian or Chinese weddings?" "Arabic weddings are all the same." "The same tune is on repeat and the bloody couscous is gross." "It's full of hypocrites I hate." "You do it for your aunt." "It's always last minute." "When and where?" "8.30pm." "In Beauvais." "60km away?" "Forget it, Mum." "I'll meet you there." "Out of the question, you're coming with us." "I never ask you anything." "Nasser will drive you." "Nasser is my nephew, not my son." "People will notice." "How embarrassing." "Get out of the way." "What are you doing?" "Not your business." "Where is my bag?" "I don't know." "I left it there." "Well, I'm here." "You're sitting on it, idiot." "Mum!"