"Bye, L.A.!" "Herg we go." "My friends arg morons." "You better be careful, you might end up in the Tower of London." "Criminal." "But i_s gonna be you." "forget THE plane." "This is backwards, by the way." "And here in front of us, we have the beautiful..." "Danube River." "We'rg doing Prague." "Hi, Paul!" "We're at the Tower of London!" "Here we come, Kiev." "We'rg coming td see you, Paul." "You guys are ridiculous." "Dude, it was so much fun, man." "Yeah, I can imagine." "Hey, ladies!" "You wanna put your stuff away?" "Sure." "Some place you got here, Paul." "I'm never leaving." "Best place ever." "Ain't it right, Chris?" "l got it, it's fine." "l'll take it. I got it. I insist." "Where are we sleeping?" "I told you, I put a pillow on the patio for you." ""l told you, I put a pillow on the patio for you."" "You're sleeping in my room!" "Where do you think you're sleeping?" "Oh, great." "Even better." "Some chick still sleeping in there?" "Quite possibly." "I hope you cleaned those sheets." "Or burned them." "I heard that!" "So, Kiev, huh?" "Kiev, baby!" "I thought for sure your ADD would have kicked in by now." "Dude, I'm telling you, man." "I don't think I'm leaving." "I love it here!" "The chicks, they're fuckin' amazing." "They absolutely love Americans and they are completely fucking insane." "Yeah, well, they have to be if they want anything to do with you." "So, Amanda." "Yeah, okay." "What?" "Chris!" "l knew This was coming." "Come on." "Rob literally broke up with her three weeks before we were supposed... to come out here and Natalie had to drag her ass onto the airplane." "Pe_ect!" "Look at her." "She's lonely, she's in Europe." "Best way to get over an ex is with a fling. I could be her fling." "You're a sick son-of-a-bitch." "l'm not sick, dude!" "Would you stop?" "Do I have A shot with her?" "No, you don't." "No?" "All right." "Zero." "Fine." "l'll leave it alone." "Thank you." "What about you and Natalie?" "You guys going good?" "It's creepy when you look at me like that, dude." "Hold this." "Are you serious?" "Are you serious?" "Yeah, dude!" "I haven't asked her yet." "I'm gonna propose in Moscow." "Does she have any idea?" "Ah, well, I hope not." "What about Amanda?" "No." "That's awesome, dude." "Unbelievable." "A fucking riot." "Oh, man, thank you so much." "This was such a good night." "Yeah, it was." "Told you, man." "Okay." "Save it for the apartment." "Get a room!" "Go to town, we're in Europe!" "Don't listen to him." "Whoa!" "You all right?" "Hello!" "Thank you, good save." "Watch out!" "These cobblestones, they'll get you." "Thank you for being a good host." "We've had a lot of fun." "My pleasure." "You enjoying yourself in Kiev?" "I am!" "Yes, it's a beautiful little city." "lt's not bad, right?" "Yeah, it's great." "Wait till Moscow." "Wait until you get to Moscow." "You believe me?" "I don't know." "Do you trust me?" "I don't trust you in those heels." "Come here." "Paul." "Hands off!" "Sory." "You're trouble." "l am trouble!" "I can't promise what's gonna happen at the end of the road, but" "Don't fall." "Those stairs are slippey." "Please, lock your door tonight." "I don't trust him." "Christopher." "Yeah." "You are visiting your brother in Kiev." "Yeah, well, I had to chase you down." "I didn't know when you booked this trip, it was a one-way ticket." "I missed you, buddy." "Yeah, I missed you too, man." "It's good to see you." "How are things back home?" "Good?" "Yeah, things are great." "Mom's worried sick, of course." "You know how she is." "You spoken to Dad?" "No, I, uh...." "No." "You should call him." "l know I should." "Paul, which way should we go?" "Left." "Hey, hey, hey, we don't want any trouble, seriously." "Don't touch me." "Come on." "Good night." "Have a good night." "Good night." "Bye-bye." "Come on, come on, come on." "Fucking losers." "Real friendly people here." "Don't wory about it." "We got a big day tomorrow." "Okay, I'm assuming that this is the breaMast menu?" "But I don't know." "Excuse me, is..." "Yeah, she hasn't had her coffee yet." "Where's Paul?" "He's supposed to help us with this." "I don't know, I just want something greasy." "Can you just point out something greasy, please?" "You need the Hangover Special." "Amanda, I want to apologize for Paul's behavior last night." "Oh, please." "He's fine. I mean, I know the type, you know?" "Just all talk." "Yeah, well, with him, it's not always just talk." "I can handle him, I'm not too worried about it." "You know?" "And I'm sure, deep down in there..." "Vey deep down, vey..." "somewhere... he's a good guy, you know?" "It's just an act, that's all." "I mean, he's related to you, baby, and you turned out all right." "That's true." "Yeah, you're okay." "That's true." "Just let me know if I need to kick his ass for you." "Thanks, dude." "Hello!" "Morning, children." "How are you doing?" "Hello." "How are you?" "Fantastic." "So, I know I said we're going to Moscow." "But I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want an answer." "The answer is already no." "You guys ever heard of Chernobyl?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Isn't that where the nuclear disaster happened?" "Yes. I met this really cool guy, Uri, who's a...." "Have you heard of e_reme tourism?" "Somehow, I haven't, no." "You guys see where this is going, right?" "We're going to Moscow, as we talked about." "Chris?" "Can I please finish?" "So, there's this place called Pripyat." "It's a town right ne_ to Chernobyl." "Uri, who is vey excited to take us there, is an e_reme tour guide." "He's gonna show us this city that was abandoned overnight." "Literally." "They had no time to take anything." "Factories, schools, stores, homes, apartments, eveything's still there." "Imagine the photo shoot you can have there, Amanda?" "Yeah, but, radiation levels or something." "lt's probably pretty dangerous, right?" "We're only gonna be there for a day." "A few hours, see some ool shit and then we split." "How are we gonna get there?" "Uri's gonna take us." "He's got a van." "A van?" "Yeah." "He has A van?" "He has a van!" "Okay." "Aside from the sketchy van situation... and if you promise that this tour is safe... I think it could be kinda cool." "That's what I'm talking about." "You're kidding." "No. I mean-l don't know." "He's right." "We're in Europe, we might as well... see as much as we possibly can while we're here." "I don't know." "Tell me you don't want to meet Uri." "l don't want to meet Uri." "How can you say that?" "You haven't even met him yet." "Okay, we'll take some pictures, explore a bit, and then we'll be on our way." "Just as planned." "Right?" "I don't like that he's rubbing off on you." "He's definitely not rubbing off." "You're incredible, you know that?" "All right, let's just settle this by a show of hands, please?" "Who's coming with Paul to Chernobyl?" "Yeah!" "You're kidding me, right?" "You guys are so weak." "All right, kids!" "Welcome to Uri's E_reme Travel." "Let's do it." "Welcome to Uri's E_reme" "Uri!" "What's up, buddy?" "Good morning." "Come in!" "Welcome, welcome." "All right, man!" "The gang is all here." "This is my little brother Chris." "How You doing?" "His girlfriend Natalie." "The lovely Amanda." "Guys, this is Uri." "Hi." "Hello." "So, I was telling them about our little adventure today... and Chris got parental, as usual." "So I figured you'd give him a little peace of mind... before he pisses his pants." "You're feeling, uh, nervous?" "No, I'm not. I'm not nervous." "It's a nice shop you got here, it's vey, uh, professional." "Thank you." "It's all mine." "lt's all yours, huh?" "Yeah, vey nice." "Yes, it's all mine." "Well, what are you, ex-militay?" "Yes, Special Forces." "What does it matter if he's a fuckin' magician, dude?" "I'm lust asking a fucking question." "Okay." "Uri, what's the plan for today?" "What are we doing?" "Well, this is a vey well organized tour." "I've been taking special adventurous tourists for a while now... so you should feel vey, how do you say?" "Special?" "Special, I like that." "Okay, so imagine, you have big city and no one's there." "All to yourself." "is it safe?" "Of course it's safe." "This is not my first rodeo, Natalika." "So sory we're late!" "We're here." "Hey, you guys are for the special tour, yeah?" "Yeah!" "I'm Michael, this is my Viking Zoe." "How you doing?" "Chris." "Nice to meet" "What's up, man?" "I'm Paul." "Nice to meet you, buddy." "Okay, we go!" "We go now." "Come, come." "All right." "Sweet." "We didn't keep you waiting?" "No." "You guys are fine." "Zoe, I told you!" "Go with the flow!" "So, tell me, what's up with the whole Viking thing?" "He calls me that all the time." "I'm from Nomay, so..." "And he's my Australian su_er dude." "All right, let's rock and roll!" "Yes." "Yeah, buddy!" "Are you kidding?" "That's what we're riding in?" "Might as well just... roll with it." "Put your bags in the back." "First time there?" "Pripyat?" "Yeah." "How about you guys?" "Yeah." "How about you guys?" "Yes." "Someone said that it's pretty fantastic." "You two sweethearts mooning'?" ""Moonin"'?" "Are we what?" " Honeymooning." "Yeah, actually, we are honeymooning." "We're lust friends." "Barely." "You're cute." "Are you guys?" "Oh, yeah, we're timeless." "A month." "You guys have only been together a month?" "God bless." "These two are practically married." "We go." "Shotgun!" "Thank you." "Anybody gets hungy, I have beefjerky." "Pripyat is two hours from here, and Chernobyl is not far from there." "Good time!" "What exactly happened in Chernobyl?" "The Chernobyl disaster was a result of failed systems tests." "It caused sudden power surge." "And reactor number four became one with the air." "One with the air?" "Vaporized." "It exploded." "I'm sory, what does that mean?" "Nature has reclaimed its rightful home." "Here we are." "Welcome to Pripyat." "Photo." "We're now entering exclusion zone." "How long is it safe to be here?" "It's vey safe." "We'll only be in Pripyat for two hours." "What is this place?" "Is it like a checkpoint?" "Looks like it." "Why would there be a checkpoint at an abandoned town?" "Tourists." "Okay." "Let me do the talking." "Well, you think?" "Put your cameras away." "Yeah, got it." "Look at this guy over there." "That guy's--s." "Yeah." "These guys look pretty serious." "I don't know what they're saying, but this guy is saying no." "Look at this guy." "What do you think is going on?" "It's scay!" "God, look at that guy." "He's huge." "Thanks, baby." "Come on, you." "Hide me so he doesn't see me." "How's that?" "You have a criminal soul?" "Do I look like one of them?" "He is not letting us in today." "There's maintenance going on." "Maintenance work?" "I thought you said this place was abandoned." "It is unusual." "Usually, they let me know in advance... if something like this is going to happen." "Wait, I thought you said eveything was gonna be taken care of." "We paid for this tour, bro." "l know, I know." "Don't wory." "There's more than one way into Pripyat." "Make it happen." "It's so bizarre, I don't see any birds or anything." "This must be Uri's special entrance." "Paul, this looks fuckin' sketchy, man." "Stop being a pussy." "We came all this way, enjoy yourself, all right?" "It's called being sensible." "This is not right, you guys." "We're gonna end up in a Ukrainian jail or something." "Come on, just think of it as an adventure." "It's okay." "This is the awesomest." "Really?" "Okay, no problem." "Today we have Pripyat to ourselves." "Sweet." "All right." "Here we go." "I was not expecting a lake out here." "And there is Pripyat." "Home to the workers and families of Chernobyl." "It's incredible." "Hold on!" "This is going to be a little bumpy." "A little bumpy." "Oh, you're not gonna" "And down we go!" "And up!" "Oh, my God!" "When are you putting seatbelts in this thing?" "Jesus." "Or ba_-bags." "It's ridiculous." "Okay." "Now, I want to show you something in water." "He wants to show us something in water." "Thank you." "After you." "After you." "Stay close behind me." "Like we're gonna go anmhere." "Paul?" "Yeah?" "I want you to tell me if you see something moving in water." "Okay?" "Okay..." "You don't want to get your booties wet." "Give me your hand!" "Give me your hand!" "You okay?" "You okay, mate?" "Funny, bugger." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "He's a fucking comedian." "lt's jerky." "Jerky, you jerk." "Hey, guys, can we go, please?" "Fucking got me!" "Yeah." "He got me, too." "Oh, shit!" "It was a ioke." "Sory about that." "Come have look at this." "is this another ioke?" "No." "No, come." "Holy cow." "Don't get too close." "Why?" "It's dead." "lt's disgusting." "look at the chompers on him." "What is that thing?" "Touch it, mate." "Who's the pussy now, huh?" "Can we go?" "This is disgusting." "Keep it up." "Can we go?" "That's disgusting." "That's awesome." "And moving on." "See its teeth?" "It's cool, huh?" "Oh, my God!" "Did you just make a rhyme, Uri?" "Yes." "Make small ioke." "Not to wory." "Here is Uri." "So, Uri, how long has this place been abandoned?" "It's been 25 years." "Only recently have radiation levels gone down." "Man, this is crazy." "It's creepy as fuck." "We are back on main road." "It's only way in and out of Pripyat." "Yeah, except for your shortcut, right?" "This is where the families Chernobyl lived." "See?" "Yeah." "These were all full at one point." "Yes." "Vey sad." "Fifty thousand people, families, just left." "Okay, hold on." "Little bump, little bump." "The Ferris." "All right." "l used to love those things." "We're here." "Still want to go home, Chris?" "I'm happy we're here." "Thanks." "You're welcome." "There we go." "Brotherly love." "Guys, look at this." "Ah, man." "Okay, eveyone." "Stay near me and you'll be safe." "I have Geiger counter." "It will let us know if the radiation levels are high." "That's good." "Levels are good." "Can you guys imagine this like, full with kids?" "Like...playing?" "lt's really sad, actually." "They had no idea." "I mean, this is lust unbelievable." "I have never seen anything like this." "It's like they were getting ready for a carnival or something." "They were preparing for "May Day", the celebration of Spring." "Never happened." "Okay, let's go." "This way." "Can we get a photo?" "Uri, you want to take it?" "A photo." "Hey, guys?" "All right." "Quick photo." "And new friends." "Okay." "Good." "It's so American."