"SwaroopJains Upoloadz :) Dwnload ma subtitlez n Rate it :)" "There is only one God." "His name is the Truth." "He is the Creator." "He is without fear." "He is without hatred." "He never dies." "He is beyond births and deaths." "He is self-illuminated." "He is realised through the grace of the True Guru." "Repeat his name." "He was True in the primal beginning." "He has always been True." "He is also True now." "Nanak says he will be True forever." "6 balls, 6 sixes!" "6 balls, 6 sixes!" "Put your money!" "Put your money!" "In five minutes, double, double, double your money!" "Place your bets!" "Place your bets!" "Balls 6 and runs 36!" "Oye, balls 6 and runs 36!" "Pull your money out quickly, quickly!" "Bet and win!" "Bet and win!" "Balls 6." "Oye!" " Yes, Sir?" "Fancy dress show" " Hello, Sir." "I'm Amritsar's all-rounder." "Yes, Sr, welcome, Sir." "... this season's 1 ,800 runs   and 1 1 7 wicket-taking player." " Very good, Sir!" "Prem Roshan." " Yes, Sir." "Huh, 6 sixes!" " Yes, Sir!" "Take this!" "Where is that player of yours who can hit 6 sixes in 6 balls?" "Myself, Veera Kaur." "Right and left hand batsman." "She'll hit 6 sixes?" "Yes, Sir!" "What happened?" "Saw a bat instead of a rolling pin in a girl's hand and got scared?" "You're a girl and you'll play with us?" "If you want to play ..." "play in some girls' team." "Go...!" "Where is the girls' team out here?" "And even if there was ..." "Why should I play in a girls' team ... when I can hit 6 sixes with you boys bowling?" "If these delicate wrists manage to hit 6 sixes  I swear to God." "Forget the money   this Prem Roshan will 'clean bowl' his moustaches!" "Mortals cannot comprehend God   by pondering over him even a hundred thousand times." "Even by remaining silent and absorbed in meditation   peace of mind cannot be achieved." "Sixer!" "What did you say?" "Amritsar all-rounder?" "Come, you'll also remember   this Veera that you once came across." "For you ... on your last ball   Veera won't use her right but her wrong hand." "With her left hand, she'll hit the ball." "Go ... win the bet." "It's a crazy, crazy world" "Where worry is the root of all troubles" "That's why we believe" "Only the silly worry" "Life's a chewing gum, just keep chewing" "Life's a hand pump, just keep pumping" "Squeeze the last drop out of life" "And leave the worrying to the silly" "There's no tax on happiness" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "In 1983, a Punjabi lifted the world cup." "Sir, in 201 1 another Punjabi   your Veera, will lift the world cup!" "Hurray!" "Hurray!" "How're you doing, Tendulkar my brother?" "Me also 5 feet 2 inches." "Me also opening batsman ... opening!" "O Veera, come quickly, it's time for the show!" "I'm coming, uncle, I'm coming!" "Oh, Ma!" "Shanno is my name." "When the Best Friend Dance Company heroine   is standing in front of you   who needs the extras?" "Between dance and wrestling there's a huge difference   and that's not something you both can do." "Hah!" "No mansion and no money" "Not even your beauty ls going to the grave with you" "So dump the thought" "No mansion and no money" "Not even your beauty ls going to the grave with you" "So dump the thought" "Gobble up all your joys" "With both hands" "The right and the left" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "Oye, I thought that today you've forgotten!" "Uncle, we are both a team." "The batsman - you, and the runner - me." "For 18 years I haven't forgotten   so how would I forget today?" "Let your eyes give it all away" "When you're with somebody special" "Play games, and you'll be exposed" "By the drumbeat of your heart" "Oye, Veera..!" "Are you washing the clothes or tearing them, huh?" "Oye...!" "Dhoni sir won't wait his whole life for me   saying Veera sister, first wash the clothes  . then go and wash out Australia!" "Don't talk nonsense!" "In Derby or in Dhaka" "God will watch out for you lf you go with your instinct" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "15th August." "On Independence's golden dawn one more unique celebration   at Wagah Border." "The Tricolour must have been flown on the Red Fort." "But today its colours   are painting the hearts of two nations in a single colour   the colour of peace." "And this is because of two friends whose friendship   even borders could not wipe out." "Their friendship has existed since   they weren't Chaudhary Vikramjeet Singh   and Pathan Liyaqat Ali Khan to each other   but Vicky and Lucky." "Oye, my dear friend!" "Vicky sir and Lucky sir." "Greetings." " One from Amritsar and the other from Lahore." "Tell us the secret of this friendship." "Cricket!" "Cricket?" "See, what happened was that we picked up the bat together   learnt bowling   and also started 'fielding' with the girls together." "But in 1947, such a pitch was laid. .." "... that the one hour journey between Lahore and Amritsar   took 40 years to complete." "But these two nations   India and Pakistan   are the sons of only one mother." "They're just lying with their backs to each other." "So, as soon as the border opened we thought  that India and Pakistan's independence celebrations   why don't we celebrate together?" "So cricket has, once again, brought us together." "One year on the 14th of August   Pakistan's independence Day." "And another year on the 15th of August   India's independence Day." "Yes, one year in Pakistan and the next year in India." "For this Aman Cup, our teams play a cricket match." "Aman Cup?" "Yes, madam." "For the last 8 years this cup has been the pride of Lahore!" "Oye, let it be." "It seems that these Amritsar folks have developed   a special love for losing." "Oye, you son-of-a-Lucky!" "If in today's match we don't make their team un-lucky   then my name isn't Vikramjeet Singh!" "Come on boys!" "Come on boys!" "So as you've just seen   though the name is Aman (peace) Cup   the spirit is no less than in a war!" "To Amritsar's Jagdev Kallan ground   we welcome all you cricket lovers." "This Aman Cup match is being played between   Vikramjeet Singh's Indian Tigers   and Liyaqat Ali Khan's Pakistani Champs." "The match will begin in just a few moments from now." "Today, for the first time, this Aman Cup match   will not be a 50 overs match   but a 20 overs match instead." "You will recall that in the past 8 years   Vikramjeet Singh's Indian Tigers have been defeated in all matches." "Come on Indian Tigers, buck up!" "Well done, well done, Pakistani Champs!" "Here, take this." "Here, eat some sweets." "Here." "Oh no, oye no." "Hey eat it, eat it." " Leave it, man!" "Hey, eat some." "After losing, there should be something   left in the stomach." "Exactly like the last time, once again   the Pakistani Champs have won the toss   and decided to bat first." "Oye, India's lads!" "Tear them apart" " Go for it!" "Kuljit Singh, of the Indian Tigers   will start the bowling." "The captain of the Pakistani Champs, Ali Ansari   stands ready to face him." "The first ball of the match." "Over the wicket   and Ali Ansari has sent the ball flying to the boundary for four runs!" "Oye!" "What a shot!" "What an impressive start by Ali Ansari!" "Short paced delivery   and crossing the boundary for four runs!" "Moving on to the front foot, he has driven it for another four!" "Beautiful shot." "What an impressive and courageous display of batting!" "Pakistani Champs have completed 100 runs   without losing a wicket." "Well done, well done boys, come on!" "Another fantastic shot!" "The Indian Tigers are not getting a single opportunity   to stop these batsmen." "In the face of such an amazing batting display by the Pakistani Champs   the Indian Tigers' bowling has, once again, been disappointing." "The last ball of the Pakistani innings   another six!" "At the end of 20 overs, the Pakistani Champs have scored 1 78 runs." "The Indian Tigers' openers, Jeetu and Khosla   are walking towards the pitch." "Oye, Jeetu, Sir. 1 79 runs is a big target." "Think carefully and play." "Okay, Sir?" "Hey, who's this?" " Don't know, man!" "This Khosla doesn't know his own off-stump   how will he know me?" "You talk too much ... now go." "Jeetu, Sir." "Don't pull the ball." "Previously, it was while pulling that you got out!" "Okay?" "Now you go." "All the best!" "Fine?" "Come on boys, come on, come on!" "Pakistani fast bowler, Yunus, has begun his run-up." "Jeetu has hit it into the air   and he's out!" "A very easy catch." "Out!" "Out!" "Wow!" "Pakistani Champs get their first wicket." "A bad start for the Indian Tigers." "Come on, India." "Go, India!" "He has hit it high in the direction of mid-off   and Khosla is out." "Oh, shucks!" "And that's out!" "Indian Tigers have lost another wicket." "Their score is just 7 runs for the loss of 3 wickets." "Next delivery by Ali Ansari   and the batsman became confused." "He has given a simple catch!" "Oh, well done!" "Get out!" "Oye, Ali Ansari, you're the captain and cursing!" "Well done!" "All the spectators are disappointed." "What, Vicky my friend?" "What's happened now?" "It's all over." "We've won." "He's played it gently towards the off-side   and what's this?" "There's no time to take a run   but Pukhraj has started running." "He's still too far from the crease." "Will he be able to take the run?" "But the stumps have been hit   and after a huge appeal, the umpire has raised his finger." "Congratulations captain, well done!" "Thank you, Sir!" "Friends!" "Lahore's pride is once again heading to Lahore!" "Oye, my dear friend!" "Why are you standing there with a swollen face?" "Losing and winning is just an excuse   to relive all our old memories." "Right?" "No sir, I don't agree." "Losing and winning are never an excuse." "Losing is losing and winning is winning!" "You're right, Ali Ansari." "Losing is losing and winning is winning." "I'm tired of losing." "Here ... take ..." "leg spin." "Oye, do you all want to do any work-shirk or not?" "Veera!" "When will this cricket demon get off your head?" "Huh?" "Uncle   yesterday if I had been on the pitch   by God, I swear   our town would have won the match!" "You wait and see, this time I'll play for our town   and the next time   straight ..." "I'll open for India." "Hmmm ..." "Come back to Earth, Veera." "With such tiny eyes, don't see such big dreams." "They'll bring you nothing but pain." "Uncle, I have a dream and so I exist." "Without it I am nothing." "Oye, Chamkile." " Yeah?" "Bowl to me." " Hand me the umbrella!" "Oye, Veera, today I'm definitely going to get you out!" "Until now, no such boy has been born   who can get me out!" "Come on, man!" "Thanks, man!" "Hey guys, I'm going to catch up with you later." "Yeah?" "Right." "Bye." "D.R.C. rules, man!" "D.R.C. rules, man!" "Hello!" "Yup?" "Alright ... yup." "I'll be there by the next flight." "Thank you." "Mom?" "Mom, are you sure you won't come   to India with me?" "No, Rohan." "Your Dad doesn't want me   it's you he needs." "You know that." "But Mom, my Dad   is also related to you, right?" "Anyway, don't worry." "He'll be fine." "I won't let anything happen to him." "Okay, now leave quickly   or you'll miss the plane." "Love you, son." "Love you, mom." "Ladies and gentlemen." "Welcome to Amritsar International airport." "Thank you for flying Air India." "We wish you a comfortable stay in Amritsar." "Kindly proceed towards belt number 3 to collect your luggage." "Welcome home, Sir, welcome home!" "Dad ... heart attack?" "Hey, first give me a hug, man!" "Dad, why did you lie to me and say you've had a heart attack?" "Lie ... me?" "I've just come from the hospital, child!" "Dad, you're just too much!" "This is not funny!" "Hey, I'm your father; of course it will be too much!" "Come home, come." " No, Dad ..." "I'm   I'm catching the next flight and going back because   this is not right, Dad!" "Hey buddy, you've come after 10 years." "As it is your mother doesn't let you come." "Now how will I let you go like this, son?" "Oye ..." "Come!" "Come ..." "Oh-ho ... oye, play, oye!" "Hello." "Hey, Mom." "No, no, no Dad's fine." "Just another one of his silly jokes." "Yeah ..." "I'll tell you when I get back." "I'll come back soon." "Love you." "Bye." "She still worries about me?" "Come on, Dad." "Mom always remembers you   but the fault was yours." "After your marriage, if she wasn't happy living in India   you would take her to England." "You promised her that, right?" "But you broke your promise." "It wasn't written on stamp paper!" "This country is mine." "Its people are mine." "England's cold has turned Yamini's heart cold too." "Dad, the way India is your country, in that way   England is Mom's country, right?" "And ... you know that she tried her best to adjust out here." "But what did you do?" "You lied to her and today you lied to me." "Right?" "Hey ... hey!" "What?" "No, man!" "In your England, cars must also be breaking down, right?" "Dad." "I didn't say anything." "I'm fine." "Oh very good!" "I'll stop this vehicle." "Hey, stop for a minute." "One minute, stop please." "Hello sir ... what happened?" "Nothing sir." "My car is sulking." "Dad   this junk heap!" "Hey!" "What did you call a junk heap?" "Dad." "There's no way I'm going in   this junk heap." "This looks like a marriage truck!" "No sir, this is our Best Friend Dance Company truck." "You English?" "You from English?" "Sorry?" "You're talking to me?" "Hmmm ..." "You from English?" "Oh, you mean ... yeah, yeah   I'm from England, yeah." "I Indian - from the Punjab." "By the way, I also know Hindi." "I know-ing English." "This sugary." "He   black bhains-lo!" "You mean ... buffa-lo, right?" "!" "Yes, yes." "Me mean same!" "You English - don't teach Indian!" "Huh?" "Hey listen, me ..." "me not English   me lndian!" "You not lndian!" "You not live india!" "Yeah, yeah ..." "I not live india." "But I love India!" "Live there, love here!" "No, no." "This my India ..." "Okay, Sir?" "Handle with care!" "Hey, listen, Miss India!" "Today Indians all over the world making the India the proud   so why are you thinking the so small?" "Very bad, Buffalo Girl!" "Oye, donkey, you're the buffalo!" "So is your whole family!" "Myself, Veera Kaur!" "Hey ..." "Veera Kaur!" "One thing you tell me please   you always like this, this stupid-shupid or   today some special occasion   giving the competition to the black bhains-lo?" "!" "You think you very jokey?" "Foreign lads - sharp tongues and loose morals!" "Sorry, come again?" "Why I come?" "You come!" "How many tonnes do you weigh, for God's sake?" "All the buffalo fodder, do you eat it all yourself?" "All your manners   have you left them buried in the Queen of England's crown?" "Huh?" "If my shoulder had been dislocated, then?" "So, for the rest of your life, just like the Statue of Liberty   you're going to keep standing like that?" "No!" "Going to dig you a grave in the Taj Mahal!" "Have you even heard of the Taj Mahal?" " No!" "Or are you as clueless as the buffalo?" "Dad ... are we there yet?" "Here, Mr. Chamkila." "Stop here, Sir, stop here." "Mr. Chamkila." " Yes, Sir?" "I really enjoyed talking to you!" "Me also, Sir." "Rohan, son, come ... we're home." "Thank you, Sir, thank you!" "Hey, Buffalo Girl   bye." "The name's Rohan, by the way." "Nice to meet you too!" "Rude foreigner jerk!" "Dad, since when have you been playing these matches?" "You've never spoken about them." "For many years." "I thought that the day I win   the first person I'd give the good news to would be you." "But   it seems that now this dream will never be fulfilled." "is that why you've called me here, Dad?" "That's why you lied to me?" "What do you want from me, Dad?" "I want this dream of mine   to be fulfilled by you." "You can't be serious, Dad!" "In England, every cricket county wants me to play for them   and you want me to stay here with you?" "Dad, like this   leaving England, leaving Mom   I can't live here." "It's impossible!" " lmpossible, why?" "Your cricket county season is over." "In 15 years, for the first time, I'm asking for 6 months from you." "I hope your mother   can give your 6 months to me." "That Dad ... who for 15 years   kept aside only 1 month in each year for his son   for him, doesn't 6 months seem like a lot, Dad?" "Get your math right, Dad!" "Yes, son." "What should I do?" "A father's heart doesn't know maths." "I had forgotten that   in this father's share   there's only a 30-day bonus." "And I had also forgotten that   that in cricket, you are now a very big player   and your first coach   very small." "It's your mother's phone call." "Hi, Ma." "Ma, not one week   I'll come back in 6 months." "Yes, Ma, I know what I'm doing, yeah." "No, no it's not Dad." "This is my decision." "Don't worry, Ma." "I'll call you later, yeah?" "Yeah, love you." "Bye." "Dad, your happiness   your ways   your life   have always come before us." "And today too, for us you come first." "Everything else comes after." "I'm ready, Dad." "I'll lead your team." "But the team will be mine   and the terms will be mine." "Thank you." "Where's the team?" "What happened?" "It's a simple question." "Where's the team?" "We're right in front of you." "Can't you see?" "Pukhraj, right?" "This looks like a team to you?" "I can only see some unfit players." "For me, there's no team here, Pukhraj." "I've come here to make my own team." "A team in whose dictionary the word defeat does not exist." "From among you whoever is selected ..." " Select?" "Hey man, what is the need for selection   when the team is ready?" "Oye, pretty boy!" "Do you know who I am?" "Delhi Ranji teams' fast bowler." "You'll do our selection?" "It's only because your Pop asked, that we are wasting 6 months of ours." "The name is Chaudhary Vikramjeet Singh." "Forget selection." "It's only because of him that I'm tolerating you." "In 6 months, the amount that you will earn here   you can't earn that much in 6 years." "So don't give me that crap, alright?" "Coz I'm not Dad   and don't ever forget that." "20 minutes ... everybody warmed up on the field." "Let's go, guys." "Let's play some cricket." "Oye, front foot ... defence." "Children" " Holi, Diwali, ld ..." "Which holiday is it today   that all of you didn't go to school?" "Should we show her?" " What?" "This Aman Cup is ours   which our elders went and lost." "Aman Cup selection ..." "tomorrow morning!" "Veera, this is your chance!" "This town's children - are not raw." "Understand this good and proper." "Have heard your challenge   but even I am not useless." "Tomorrow at 9 'o' clock   arrive early   children, the old and the young." "O, Veera, wait, oye." "Oye, now Veera won't stop!" "Some people's dreams come true early   and some people's late." "But everyone's dreams are fulfilled." "Sachin, Sir, I am on my way!" "Uncle, quickly, open the gate." "I can't be late for the selection!" "Hey girl, in there, it isn't a Miss India   it's a cricket selection that's happening!" "Girls cannot enter!" "Why - where is itwritten   that girls cannot enter?" "I said it once, didn't you understand?" "Along with your small size did God also give you less intelligence?" "The day this town's girls start playing cricket   you boys will have to put on bangles and sit at home!" "Now will you leave   or should I give you a tight one?" "Say it loudly, glory to the Divine Mother." "Say it loudly, glory to the Divine Mother." "Say with love, glory to the Divine Mother." "Everyone say, glory to the Divine Mother." "Say it loudly, glory to the Divine Mother." "Say with love, glory to the Divine Mother." "She, who you turn into an idol and worship   when she is human you crush her." "Shame!" "Oye, Veera.." "Oh, Veera, child, why are you wasting time on this A B C D?" "Come here with me." "Oye, come here." " Uncle, what are you doing, uncle?" "!" "Come with me." "I want to show you something." "I don't want to see!" "Take one look at least." "Oh, look!" "This ruined Manji!" "He's absolutely sozzled!" "Forget dancing, he can't even stagger!" "And Chamkila is also missing." "So what should I do?" "Oh-ho, a lot of the public is waiting outside." "My sweet child, you take his place on stage." "You already know all the dance steps in the show!" "No!" "I'm tired of always being the 12th man." "I too have my self-respect." "I won't dance." "Where is your femme-fatale Shanno?" "Get her to do it." "Oye, it's her you have to dance with." "What?" " Yes!" "It's you who said - l'm the batter and you're the runner." "O, you are my little doll." "My little bundle of trouble!" "You won't turn down your uncle's request." "Uncle!" "O sweetie, come put it on." "Dead and gone." "Totally destroyed" "Dead and gone." "Broken and torn" "Dead and gone." "Totally destroyed" "Dead and gone." "Broken and torn" "Don't walk so close to me" "DDR -=kamal=" "Don't walk so close to me" "He has big dreams, oh yes" "Like a pressure-cooker blowing steam, no less" "He has big dreams, oh yes" "Like a pressure-cooker blowing steam, no less" "He stands and whistles, his lips in a pout" "Blowing up money he stole from his dad" "Here we come" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Go on, make up your stories" "Go on, make up all the stories you want" "Go on, make up your stories" "You're going to find all doors and windows shut" "Don't walk so close to me" "He mistakes even insults for praise" "Their language is a disgrace" "But when we're around, they're all grace" "Hey beautiful, how're you doing?" "We don't say hello like foreigners" "We look a man in the eye, and ask what's up brother?" "He really thinks the world's at his feet" "Without knowing anything but his street" "Here we come" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Hey, guys" "Check this out I went out to earn for a dozen years I earned and brought back this simpleton I went out to earn for a dozen years I earned and brought back this simpleton" "You don't understand Punjabi glory" "You don't understand Punjabi honour" "Do whatever it is that you decide" "Even then you'll be my queen" "Jump real high, do the bhangra" "Shake your hips" "Jump real high, do the bhangra" "Shake your hips" "He gets up and washes his face with beer" "Only prison can reform him, that's clear" "Well ma'am, take it or leave it I'll gladly go to prison, that's okay" "You bring me corn bread and green curry everyday" "He looks such an ass, but he's not bad at all" "His heart is connected to his stomach, that's all" "Here we come" "Let me show you!" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "He has big dreams, oh yes" "Like a pressure-cooker blowing steam, no less" "He stands and whistles, his lips in a pout" "Blowing up money he stole from his dad" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Here we come, the lions of Punjab" "With our bhangra, beds, beer and bird-meat" "Thank you!" "Wow!" "Between me and a cricketer   this is the only difference!" "You're a girl and you want to play with us." "If you want to play ..." "play in some girls' team." "In there, it isn't a Miss India   it's a cricket selection that's happening!" "The day this town's girls start playing cricket   you boys will have to put on bangles and sit at home!" "Now will you go   or should I give you a tight one?" "Now, it's my game   and your face!" "Yes, Sir?" " Myself, Veer Pratap Singh." "Right and left hand batsman!" "Uh, cricket selection is going on in there, right   and not for some Miss India?" "No, Sir, go straight in." "Very good." " You'll find all the boys there." "Thank you, Sir." "There is only one God." "His name is the Truth." "He is the Creator." "He is without fear." "He is without hatred." "He never dies." "He is beyond births and deaths." "He is self-illuminated." "He is realised through the grace of the True Guru." "Hey!" "This is my spot!" "Go back!" "Shame, shame, shame, shame!" "Oye, four-eyes!" "You shouldn't be so stingy!" "Half the nation is sharing poverty   and you can't share your space." "Go on, look there." "Hey, little boy." "This isn't a child's toy." "If your hands quake the wickets go flying!" "The wicket flew!" "Hey!" "The wicket flew!" "What did I say?" "The wicket flew!" "Hey, the wicket flew!" "There, there, there!" "Oye." "What happened?" "What is that foreign boy doing here?" "Oh, he's the team's new captain." "I've heard that in batting he's a Sachin   and in bowling a Kapil Dev!" "Veera, you're finished!" "He's going to march you out of here without ceremony!" "Mr. Shyam Kumar, you're out." "Next player please." "Hey you, Shyam Kumar!" "Are you an advertisement for Fevicol glue   that you're standing stuck to the pitch?" "Come on, move to the side   and see what batting really means!" "Myself, Veer Pratap Singh." "Right and left hand batsman." "Which hand should I bat with?" "Get out of my ground!" "Why?" "I haven't had my batting chance yet!" "And you won't either." "Cricket's first rule is that no player makes fun of another player." "Get it?" "Out!" "Until now, the boy hasn't been born   who can get me out." "If you have the guts bring on your fastest bowler." "I swear on Sachin, Sir   I'll hit 6 sixes in 6 balls!" "Yes!" "Learn to respect cricket   and learn to respect other players." "If they can get out   you can get out too." "Now get out please!" "Sorry, Sir!" "Forgive me, Sir!" "One ... give me one more chance." "No." "Sir ..." "Sir, all the players are getting 3 chances." "Give me one." "Give me just one." "You don't get another chance once you're out!" "Sir, by God I swear!" "To save this town's pride   you won't find a better player than me." "How good a player you are ..." "that I've already seen." "In cricket, it's not the player   but his bat that speaks." "Sir, in this game the batsman is given the benefit of the doubt." "You won't give it to me?" "My whole life   I have waited for this one chance." "If today you get me run out   this bat will never be able to score runs ever again." "Please Sir, please Sir!" "Wait, Rohan." "He's the only player who doesn't want to play for himself   but wants to play for the sake of his town." "I think he should be given another chance." "Alright, Veer." "You get another chance." "There is only one God." "His name is the Truth." "He's selected." "Really?" "Oye, my run-machine!" "Where were you till now, man?" "Welcome to the team, buddy!" "Oye, where were you till now?" "What's your name?" "Myself, Veer Pratap Singh." "Your team's opening batsman!" "Oye, opening batsman ..." "congratulations man!" "What amazing things you do!" "What a shot you played!" "Uncle?" " Yes?" "Make Madhuri's sweet smile a little bigger, no?" "Why not?" "There are 32 teeth inside her mouth, should I make them 64?" "Who are you?" "Sir, I'm Jagjit Singh." "Jagjit?" "Oh!" "The one who sings ghazals on TV?" "Same!" " No Sir, no Sir, no Sir!" "Sir, the one who connects the wires to the TV." "I'm a clerk in the electricity department." "So what?" "Sir." "I'm feeling shy ..." "Oh, Sir ... me and Veera ma'am are getting married!" "What?" " When?" "Today." "Today?" " Huh?" "When did the two of you meet?" "Just this morning." "I was hanging off the pole   and she was below." "She said   Jaggi, Sir   I have a complaint against your government." "Wires have been strung across the village   but someone forgot to connect them." "The current is flowing   but it's a cross-connection, Sir!" "Where's Veera?" "She's gone to prepare for the wedding." "She said that if you'd like to come   that's fine   otherwise give Rs 5,000." "Consider it a wedding gift." "Wait, you scoundrel!" "You're ruining my daughter!" "Come here, you scoundrel!" "I won't let you get away with this!" "Oye, stop!" "Uncle, I'm Veera!" "Uncle, I'm Veera!" "Uncle!" "Uncle, it's Veera!" " Veera?" "Not Veera." "Veer Pratap Singh." "Indian Tigers' opening batsman!" "Hmmmm!" "When were you selected?" "Huh?" "Your Shanno is not the only good actress." "Even a joke has its limits, Veera!" "Take off this beard and moustache!" "Go!" "Uncle, this is no joke." "Now this beard and moustache will not come off!" "Today your Veera, with her small eyes, has seen big dreams." "Now no one can stop me!" "Hi, sexy!" "Oh, Soniya!" " Hi!" "What's going on?" "All of London has come to the Punjab   and I don't get to know." "I thought   such a famous cricketer has come to India   so the very first autograph   I should be the one to get it." "Sonia Saluja." "Miss Chandigarh 2008." "I should be asking you for that autograph, right?" "So tell me, how come you're here?" "In London you bought me so well   so Soniya thought   now it's her turn to return the hospitality." "Not bought. I think you mean looked after!" "Wow, Rohan   your Hindi is very good!" "Vicky uncle!" "Uncle, it's me Soniya." "Soniya?" "From Chandigarh." "Come on uncle, your friend Baldev's daughter." "Oye, you're Ballu's daughter?" "What happened to you?" "You used to tie ribbons in your hair   and wear only salwar-kameez!" "Oh, uncle, that's an old story!" "For the past year I've been in London." "Don't you remember?" "Uh, Dad   Soniya came on a modelling assignment to London." "That's where we became friends." "Oh ..." "looks like a close friendship." "Lipstick ..." "Uh ... showed her the house?" "No, Dad." " Hey, then show it to her!" "Ya, sure ... come." " Sure." "What's so special about London?" "First my wife, then my son and now her   it didn't spare anyone!" "May it go to hell, this London!" "The onus now rests with the batsmen of India   to win this crucial match." "And as you can see   you can see   Veer Pratap Singh   India's brilliant and courageous opener   is now making his way towards the crease." "Can he do it?" "Can the master ..?" "Will he be able to save India's honour?" "How brilliant and technically correct his stance is!" "He personifies self-belief!" "And that's a 4!" "And a 6!" "Another 6!" "Veer Pratap Singh completes his century!" "What a brilliant batting display!" "Once again Veer Pratap Singh has proved beyond doubt   that he is the number 1 batsman in the world!" "Are you done?" "Shall we begin?" "=DDR=" "Move it!" "Move it!" "One, two, three, four lt's not about winning or losing" "What you doing I liking" "Five, six, seven, eight" "Don't be getting late" "Going to be getting exciting" "One, two, three, four lt's not about winning or losing" "What you doing I liking" "Five, six, seven, eight" "Don't be getting late" "Going to be getting exciting" "Give the gym a shot" "And walk out the slimmest of the lot" "Hey Pukhraj, move   hey Balbir, move man!" "I'm very hungry!" "While becoming Sachin, I turned into P.T. Usha!" "Sweets!" "There's some difference between a player and an animal." "You won't eat that much in one day   but over 10 days!" "I'm so hungry!" "And after today, if you ever break this queue again   I will forget   your name is in the batting line-up." "Get it?" "Excuse me, please." "Mmmm ... nice." "Mmmm ... nice!" "Nine, ten, eleven, twelve" "Drink milk and watch your muscles grow" "Forget the back-biting" "Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen" "Forget the obscene words lt's a battle with your own self" "Give the gym a shot" "And walk out the slimmest of the lot" "Give the gym a shot" "And walk out the slimmest of the lot" "Give the gym a shot" "And walk out the slimmest of the lot" "Check this out" "Check this out" "Scream and shout" "Sixteen, seventeen" "Take in all that protein" "Watch that diet" "Eighteen, nineteen" "Be fit and lean and mean lt's an open invite" "Give the gym a shot" "You need a special invitation?" "I was stretching, Sir, I ..." "I ..." "O, Veer ... where?" "Alright!" "Now ... sit down." "Tomorrow morning ... 7 'o' clock   everybody.....padded up, on the field." "No excuses." "Hey, Khosla, shut your nest!" "Oh, what is it, man?" "Hello!" "Oh, piece of my heart!" "You said hello   like you're waiting for a phone call from some very special lady!" "Aah ....so it's you." "You don't seem very happy living in Lahore!" "Hey, let's forget me, friend." "What did you think?" "You'd call your son back from London and win the game?" "Why, boss   in Amritsar, have stars suddenly become visible during the day?" "Buddy, when one's son comes home after many years   what then is day and what is night?" "The sun at night and the moon in the day   both seem exactly the same!" "Never mind, never mind my friend." "Your child arrived and you forgot your buddy!" "Boss ..." "Baisakhi - the harvest festival is almost here." "Are you going to invite me   or should I arrive uninvited, as always?" "Even if I say no   is that going to stop you?" "Come then!" "Now Rohan has grown taller than you!" "=DDR=" "Play on, drummer!" "Come on, Dad!" "We'll dance around you, we'll bump into you" "Watch out, my friend" "We're going to be too hot to handle" "Watch out, my friend" "We'll dance around you, we'll bump into you" "Watch out, my friend" "We're going to be too hot to handle" "Watch out, my friend" "The disco crowd had better give way" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "We'll dance around you, we'll bump into you" "Watch out, my friend" "We're going to be too hot to handle" "Watch out, my friend" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "Come on, go for it" "Come on, go for it" "Come on, go for it my friend" "You're the apple of my eye" "As the crops dance, and the good times roll on I'll rob the heavens if you want" "Come on, go for it" "Come on, go for it" "Play on, drummer!" "Watch the wannabe foreigners try the bhangra ln their foreign jeans, and their feet frozen" "With their borrowed English and false snobbery" "These disco lovers, what do they know of our dance?" "Languages can't stop us, nor can dialects" "We're the champions of the heart" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "Watch the girls move, like spinning tops" "With their hearts shut and minds closed" "All dressed up and nowhere to go" "Hoping to find a partner in the bhangra" "His leg points to London, his hand to Delhi" "And he hopes to be my dancing partner" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "We'll dance around you, we'll bump into you" "Watch out, my friend" "We're going to be too hot to handle" "Watch out, my friend" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "The disco crowd had better give way" "Because today's the country beat day" "And ... 1 , 2, 3 ..." "lift!" "Come on man, Veer." "What the hell are you doing, man?" "Just lift me up." "Up!" "Sir, I not body builder." "I ... world class batsman, Sir!" "World class, my foot!" "In my dictionary, only 3 things are world class." "Bradman's batting   the Beatles' music   and Mom's cooking." "And you, my dear  .are none of those three!" "Let's go!" "Go!" "Oh!" "Sir!" "Hi, Rohan!" "Alright guys." "Come on everybody." "Let's go, let's go, let's go!" "Veer, get to the boundary." "Concentrate ..." "concentrate ... everybody ..." "Move it ... move it ..." "Veer ... that's it!" "Yes ... a little to the right, to the right." "Where?" "Where?" "Move a little to the left." "Hey, you   move out of the way!" "You're ruining my view." " Huh?" "Move further back." "Left ... or right?" "Oye, butterfly ... tell me!" " Move!" "Eh!" "Who are you asking to move?" "Myself, Veer Pratap Singh." "Right and left hand batsman!" "Talking without thinking!" "Come on, Rohan!" "Hit a sixer!" "Veer, catch it!" "It's a sixer!" "Excuse me!" "How dare you?" "How dare you touch me?" " Oye!" "Half-boned, naked witch!" "I don't have any desire to touch you!" "You just shut up!" "Why I shut up?" "You shut up?" "What happened, Soniya?" "What happened?" "Ask that scoundrel of yours what happened!" "He abused me   pushed me   and you know what?" "He purposely fell on top of me!" "He touched me here and there and everywhere!" "I have never been this insulted before!" "Never!" "Veer!" "Veer ..." "Veer!" "Veer!" "Veer!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "What are you doing here?" "Uh ..." "Veer ..." "Veer ..." "I ..." "I'm   I'm Veer's sister!" "Veer is my brother." "Brother ... what brother?" "What is your meaning?" "I'm not that kind of girl!" "Veer myself real brother." "Today morning, without having his breakfast he left the house." "So I brought flatbread for him." "But on the way I slipped in mud." "So I decided   to come here and wash off the stains." "But how did I know   that not only my clothes   but my honour would also get stained!" "Oh shut up, please!" "Why should I, you,..!" "What are you looking at?" "Jesus!" "What is wrong with this stupid ..?" "Those pink lips will not turn black   if a sorry escapes from them!" "Sorry, my foot!" "This is a men's locker room, alright." "Girls and guests - not allowed!" "I don't have to say sorry." "You should be saying it to me!" "You steal an innocent girl's honour   and then you shout at her!" "Hah!" "Innocent and you?" "Listen, don't   don't give me all this uneducated crap alright!" "I ...." "I didn't even touch you!" "This is India." "Do you even know what an Indian girl's honour is?" "What do you want me to do?" "Get married to you?" "Should I marry you?" "Were a 150 years too little   that I should be enslaved again to the English?" "My life has not yet become so unbearable   that I would marry you!" "If you are so concerned about your honour   what are you doing here in this state?" "No Indian girl stands around arguing in a towel." "So stop this drama about being an Indian!" "Get out of my dressing room!" "Veer!" "Where the hell are you, man?" "Oye, has anyone seen my gloves?" "Look there, they're over there." "Bye, Sir." "Bye, bye, Sir." "Hey Veer, listen." "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sorry sir!" "Myself sorry sir!" "I didn't fall on Soniya ma'am on purpose." "Forget it, buddy." "Everyone makes mistakes." "Chill ... just ..." " Huh?" "You didn't tell me you have a sister, buddy?" "Huh?" "What's there to make a noise about?" "Someone or other has a brother or a sister!" "But when did you meet Veera?" "You sit for a second." "Come, come!" "Oh sit, sit." "Come sit, sit." "Sit down." "Sit, sit." "And please, don't blow like the whistle on a pressure cooker." "Oh buddy, even I made a mistake, actually." "I wentto the dressing room to look for you and ..." "And?" "What?" "!" "What are you saying?" "!" "You don't know Veera!" "She's a very touch-me-not type of girl." "In last year's election, she wasn't allowed to vote   immediately, she sat dangling her feet off the well." "The Chief Minister had to come in person   to ask for her vote." "That too, at the well!" "So?" "So?" "I mean ... what?" "What're you trying to say?" "So   the moment she takes something to heart   she gets stuck like Fevicol glue!" "And today, you've insulted her royally!" "Hopefully she hasn't already jumped into the well!" "Are you happy now?" "!" "Hey dude, Veer, yo, hey!" "Listen, listen, listen!" "I'll come along with you." "Where?" " To apologise to your sister!" "Oh no, Sir." "No, no, no need." "Uh ..." "I ..." "I managing." "What is that you say in English?" "Take-care-ing." "Take-care-ing!" " Shut up." "Just, just, just shhh." "What'll ittake to put a silencer over your mouth?" "You know you and your sister are absolutely crazy!" "Useless!" "But today the fault was mine." "Buddy, I ..." "I think I said a bit too much." "I crossed the limit." "You know what I'm saying?" "I should be the one to say sorry ... right?" "Not right, Sir!" "Very, very wrong, Sir!" "Do you want to play the match?" "Yes, Sir!" "Follow me." "So, you live in this performance theatre?" "Yes ... why?" "No, nice!" "Cool!" "Different!" "Sir?" " Ya?" "Sir, you go." "In this huge crowd   where will we look for Veera?" "Why?" "Are we searching for the Kohinoor diamond?" "We're looking out for your sister." "She must be around somewhere." "Only if a sister exists, can she be found!" "What?" "Uh ... oh, me mean ..." "Sister?" "Sweet sister?" "Where are you?" "Are you looking for your sister   or for a dog?" "You are the daughter of Chuchak and Malki, Heer!" "And I, a young man from Takht Hazara!" "Be it the waters of the River Chenab   or some worshipper or saint ... I am your Ranjha." "So they can all go to hell   your uncles as well as your nephew!" "Oye, found her?" "Yes, I found her!" "Found her!" "Oye, I've found sister Veera!" "Oye, I've found sister Veera!" "Where is she?" "Where is she?" "Oh, look there." "Veera ... a diamond in a veil!" "Now you go." "This is a village performance." "It will go on all night!" "All night!" "Serious?" "Veera sister!" "She looks good." "Heer ... don't go!" "Oye!" "I say, Heer!" "Oh!" "She's going off-stage buddy!" " What?" "Dude, dude, dude!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Move, man!" "Oye, you can't just enter like this!" "Take 2!" "Excuse me." "Hi." "Where will I find Veera?" "Brother, she must be here somewhere." "Look in the back." "Thanks." "Sorry." "You?" "!" "Who let you come in here?" "Mister, this is the Best Friend Theater Company!" "Dogs allowed ... but you   you're not allowed!" "Look, I've only come here to say sorry to you, alright." "Umm ... what did you say?" "I couldn't hear!" "Listen, Buffalo Girl ..." "Until now, I've never said sorry to any girl, alright!" "You're the first girl." "And that too, the kind of girl   who is pretending to be Indian!" "Right?" "Foreign boy, this is India." "Here, you can't break someone's heart   then use Sellotape to fix it!" "Alright." "Cool." "I too am the son of a Punjabi father!" "I've come to say sorry   so I will say sorry before I leave!" "On your Best Friend stage   in your performance style!" "Don't play this tune, Ranjha!" "Don't play it!" "You've already robbed me of my sleep at night   and now you want to steal my daytime peace?" "What?" "!" "Oye, Ranjha one ..." "and Heer's two?" "Oh, Ranjha." "Think and understand what Heer is saying   and play your tune!" "How did Hollywood turn into Bollywood?" "Huh?" "How did it?" "What tune will this Ranjha play?" "!" "Applause!" "Oye buddy, you go play it, go!" "Ranjha!" "In big, big countries such small, small things   keep happening, Senorita!" "Sorry pal!" "Oh, Heer!" "Speak your dialogue!" "What is this senorita-senorita?" "Oye, Heer!" "Oye ,donkey!" "It was your command   that I did not heed." "I am guilty   I didn't fulfil your wish." "Any sentence you pass   will be accepted by me." "This difficulty of mine   only then will it vanish." "Why did you hit me with a sling-shot?" "It is bad manners." "The next time, before you hit a girl   think twice." "Who has the time to think of someone else?" "I can only be this audacious with you!" "Why?" "What am I to you?" "O, Heer, now forgive your Ranjha!" "Thank you, buddy!" "Silence!" "It happens, it happens ... foreign boy!" "In friendship, there's no sorry, no thank you!" "Continue guys." "First slip in." "What's up?" "Veera hasn't brought flatbread today?" "No, Sir   she won't come today." "Okay   did she say anything about me?" "No   why would she say anything about you?" "No, just like that." "Fine." "Say hi to her from me." " Hi?" "Oye, Khosla." "Oh-ho!" "Shane Warne has also never bowled a googly like that!" "Sachin, Sir, I'm getting hit-wicket ... help!" "Left shoulder on the off-side   head over the ball, yeah?" "What is it?" "Sir, now the practice can't continue." "Why?" "Are you taking an early retirement?" "Lord Rama, your River Ganges has turned muddy!" "Look over there!" "Oh God, Soniya man!" "Oh God, Soniya man!" "Sir   Soniya ma'am is so sexy, no?" "Yours and her pairing   will be hotter than Shahrukh and Kajol." "Right?" "Yes, but she won't make hot, hot, flatbread filled with potato, no?" "Sir, you are taking the wrong lane." "In any case, with fried flatbread   the lanes of the heart develop a traffic jam!" "What do they call it?" "Cal ... co-las-traul?" "But she won't hurl big, fat, heavy duty   Punjabi abuses either, no?" "She will, Sir, she will." "Should I go and ask her?" " Oye, oye, oye!" "Stay right here." "Understood?" "You?" "!" "Soniya ma'am, myself very, very sorry." "It's okay." "Soniya ma'am   this milk and cream are meant to go into the stomach." "So why are you rubbing it on yourself?" "This isn't milk!" "It's sun-tan cream." "Cold-cream me knowing." "What is this sun-tan cream?" "Anyway, whatever it is." "You do know how to make flatbread?" "Yes?" "Flatbread?" "No." "Why?" "So learn fast, fast." "Or else, you'll be left applying this petrol rubbish   while Rohan sir will get on his motorcycle   asking someone else to sit behind him   and he'll go, went, gone!" "Holy cow!" "So what should I do?" "Hmmm." "Stop putting this cream-shreem." "True beauty comes from the heart." "Not from some cream." "Not Miss Universe   become Miss India." "Be a little more traditional." "Oh!" " Oh!" "Rohan!" "Rohan!" "Hey, Soniya." "Today, Soniya will show you Punjab in her own style." "Yeah." "Rohan, son, if you search a population of 1 billion   even then, you won't find a tourist guide like her." "So, Soniya, looking at you, I'm thinking   that I too, should go along with you to see Punjab." "What do you say?" "Good, good, good!" "I like it, I like it!" "I'm sure you also like it!" "Look Rohan, all these are my fields." "Aren't they beautiful, just like I am?" "What fields are these?" "Uh ..." "I told you, these are my fields!" "No, Rohan is asking   which crop has been planted in these fields?" "Crop ... I think ... uh ..." "Looks like the decision on the type of crop is still pending!" "Very funny!" "Oh, oh Sir!" "Greetings!" "Greetings!" "Greetings, child." "Hey, Buffalo Girl!" "What are these people doing?" "Silly old-fashioned women!" "They're worshipping their husbands!" "They need any excuse   to turn their husbands into God." "Sometimes, for their long life   and sometimes for one more son   their prayers never end!" "Seriously!" "Today, when these farmers sow the first wheat plant   their wives, without eating or drinking anything   will bring it to life with their prayers." "So tomorrow, when the tendrils burst out   and the crop sprouts   not one mouth in this country goes hungry!" "Soniya ma'am, it's not their own   but your long life they're thinking of!" "The day these wo-man stop praying   that day, the fair skin of wo-man like you will turn blue!" "Oye, now she'll start." "Three cheers, child!" "Today you've put these English in their place!" "I feel that you   could impart the importance of the smell of this earth   to my son." "Just do something that ensures that he   never goes away, leaving this smell or me!" "Me!" "How will I do that, Sir?" "I'll give you whatever you ask for." "Just don't say no." "It's just that   after seeing the same dream for ages   today I feel like seeing a new dream." "And I'm afraid that before this dream can come true   my eyes will open!" "Sir, my brother Veer will fulfill one dream of yours." "And as for this other dream   Veera can manage it with her left hand!" "Now you see, Veera guide's magic!" "Hey, she's started up!" "Shut the cover, Veera!" "Oye, shut it!" "=DDR=" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "The more you try to get away" "The closer it gets lt steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "We stay in each others' hearts" "We don't care for buildings" "Once we call you friend lt's forever" "We stay in each others' hearts" "We don't care for buildings" "Once we call you friend lt's forever lt can make different paths converge lt can mend broken hearts lt steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "The more you try to get away" "The closer it gets lt steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "We embrace every heart with all our heart" "We call everybody a friend, whether they're strangers or our own" "We embrace every heart with all our heart" "We call everybody a friend, whether they're strangers or our own" "They're relationships made by god" "No matter how detached you try to be lt steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "My dear" "My land is like a lovely embrace" "The more you try to get away" "The closer it gets lt steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "Hey Dad." " Oh wow!" "How good my son is looking!" "Good evening, Sir." " Good evening." "Jealous?" "Why should I be jealous?" "You tell him!" "A father can never be jealous of his son." "Exactly!" "Right!" "Uh ... she's the culprit, by the way!" "Okay, okay." "You go and park the cycle." "I have something important to discuss with her." "Why?" " Hey, go man, go!" "Okay, bye!" "Okay, bye!" "He's looking so happy!" "Child, take this." "Sir, I didn't do all this for money!" "I know, child." "But you have fulfilled a father's dream." "Treat it as a blessing." "When the dream comes true   I'll take it myself!" " Hey!" "I'll leave now." "A long life to you, child." "Soniya ma'am, what can I do?" "Veera has gone out of control!" "But she's your sister, right?" "Can't you make her understand?" "The Frontier Mail that leaves from Pathankot   doesn't pass through our village   for fear of Veera!" "And you want me to make her understand?" "Me, I gave you the wrong advice." "You stop running a marathon behind Rohan, Sir   and find yourself a Mr. Chandigarh." "Okay, ma'am?" " Veer ..!" "Rohan sir is calling you to the canteen!" "I'm coming, I'm coming!" "Soniya ma'am, I'll go now." "You're familiar with Rohan sir's mood, right?" "Sir!" "If that Khosla   has made any complaint about me   then I'm telling you upfront   that he insulted me first." "I didn't say anything to him, Sir!" "Oh shut up, Veer." "Shut up, man!" "I didn't call you here to scold you   or to discuss work, man." "This is personal, buddy!" "Personal!" "Yeah, dude!" "Buddy, I ..." "I want to talk to you   about something very important to me." "You know, man to man." "Man to man!" "Yeah, dude!" "Okay, what do you think?" "What kind of chap am I?" "Am I, am I like a, like a nice guy?" "And please, be honest, no stress." "What am I like?" "What do you feel?" "Say something, buddy!" "I mean, dude just, please just go for it!" "You're a grouch." "You yell a lot." "You're always in an 'angry-young-man' style." "You're also a little arrogant   but you are good at heart." "Good at heart!" "That's good, right?" "That's great." "And ... and what about my looks, man?" "Am I, I mean, a reasonably good-looking kinda guy?" "No stress, no pressure." "Tell me the truth!" "I'll tell you nothing but the truth, Sir!" "Your height's a little short   hair is a bit too long   colour is a little dark   but all in all you're quite tiptop, Sir!" "Tiptop!" "That's great, right?" "That's,...,that's really good!" "Uh,...,so Veer, can this good-hearted   tiptop chap   take your sister Veera   on a date?" "Date?" "Yeah, man!" "Date." "You must know what a date is?" "When a boy takes a girl out with him alone." "Yeah ....actually, I know in Hindi it sounds weird." "Uh ....buddy, in some ways, I'm a little too Hindustani   so without your permission   I don't want to take Veera out alone." "Do you have any objection?" "Any objection?" "Oye, thank you buddy!" "Thank you!" "Thanks, buddy!" "Listen,...,this   give this to Veera for me." "Thanks, buddy!" "And listen   buddy, if for any reason this letter doesn't reach Veera   and she doesn't come on this date   then from tomorrow, you don't come back here either." "Okay?" " Huh?" "Thank you." "Dear Buffalo Girl." "Greetings." "Thank you for showing me 'my land that's like a sweet embrace'." "Stealing my heart and changing my visage." "Tonight I am waiting under the shade of the stars   in Suri's café in Veera's village." "Don't break my heart." "Please come and meet me." "I promise you we will just chill." "Just chill." "Oye, Veera!" " Hmmm?" "You've done wonders!" "You're looking exactly like Katrina Kaif!" "Today, foreign boy will be clean and bowled!" "Oye, oye!" "Oye maybe, maybe I'll be the one to get hit-wicket!" "Oye, the richer the people, the tinier the clothes!" "Oye, come on Veera   all the best!" "Welcome, madam Veera   today looking absolutely hotshot." "Made in England." "Mention not, Sir   I wanting you to see that   our India also very modern." "And whenever your heart desires   can change in a flash and become your 'Made in England'." "But India is India   and Veera is Veera." "Both special   both different from the rest   both one and only." "Both don't need to change for anyone." "To understand them both   to love them both   the others must change." "Right!" "You couldn't tell me this earlier." "Needlessly, 3 hours of effort were wasted   in selecting this witch's dress." "The more you try to get away" "The closer it gets lt steals your heart away" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "Because in this land, love is the only god" "In cold, cold pudding   dunk hot, hot sweets   and then eat!" "And then wow..!" "Wow..!" "You know, Veera  you've made my life very jokey." "Jokey?" " Yup." "From my childhood till now I was leading my life in confusion." "Grew up in London with my English friends   so I tried to be English too." "When I stayed with Mom   I missed my Dad." "When I visited Dad ..." "I missed my Mom." "My whole life ..." "I was never completely happy." "But after meeting you   I realised that   life is not meant to be lived so seriously   nor with so much confusion." "Life is meant to be lived the way Veera lives it." "Laughing, playing, dancing." "On the tip of one's toes!" "And after coming to my 'land that's like a sweet embrace', I found out   that even if I go really far away from India   India is never far from me." "So then   move over disco-goers   now we're playing a country beat!" "Because whatever happens   I am my Punjabi father's Punjabi son   who may befriend a lot of English girls   but his girlfriend   will be a Punjabi girl like Veera." "What?" "Yes, you." "I've fallen in love with you, Buffalo-girl." "Because you make my life very jokey." "Oye, Veera!" " Chamkila!" "Oye!" "Veera!" "Tomorrow morning, when you get late in leaving for Lahore   then you'll blame-shame Veera!" "Yes, but   at least tell me, yes or no?" "You return after winning the match tomorrow   and then see   the style in which Veera says yes!" "Oh yeah!" "I think I'm going to die!" "Oye, boy!" "Oye!" "Wow, wow, wow!" "What's going on, buddy?" "What's going on?" "Hey, you've come all dressed up." "Why?" "Happy to be losing?" "Rohan, ask him   when the fair women of Lahore   place the crown of victory on my head   will his pace-maker jump out of his thumping heart?" "You people solve your problems on your own." "We have a match to win." "Why, Ansari I'm right, aren't I?" "Rohan, Sir   to win a match   we have to check with you   we're not in such a pathetic state yet!" "But after losing 9 matches   one's faith in winning does tend to lessen!" "Why ..." "I'm right, aren't I?" "You'll receive the answer to that on the pitch, Ansari." "Shall we, Dad?" "Come, come, let's go." "I, Shonali Nagrani, welcome you all from Lahore." "This historic match will begin in the evening, on the 14th of August   but it will end in the lap of 15th August!" "It's a day and night match, guys." "Yes, Aman Cup's first day-nighter!" "And guys, please excuse my Urdu." "What can I do?" "The environment here is like that!" "That was a funny joke, right?" "Oye, buddy!" "Build your strength, build your strength." "You're going to lose just like before." "Hey, we won't lose that easily!" "Sister-in-law!" "Good day to you, brother." "Good day, good day, good day!" "Welcome, welcome, welcome!" " Thank you." "Please take a seat." "Yes." "Sister-in-law!" "I'll fetch some saffron tea for you." "Okay." "Thank you." "Buddy!" "Hi." " Hi." "Sit." "You've become very weak." "It looks like you don't take care of your health." "How many things can I pay attention to?" "But you're looking nice." "No." "I've put on weight." "Yamini." "I know that you have come here for your son   but my heart wants to believe that, maybe, you've come for me." "That has always been your problem." "You   only want to believe what your heart tells you." "Anyway, don't worry." "Don't worry about me." "This was the only right I had remaining   worrying about you." "If you retire that too   then these bones will rust." "I have never retired you." "The captain of the Indian Tigers, Rohan Singh   is leading his team on to the field." " Come on boys!" "Let's go!" "Buck up!" "Let's go!" "Today's Aman Cup match will   once again, be a very entertaining competition." "You can see the enthusiasm of the spectators." "The spirit of the Indian Tigers' captain is unbreakable." "Standing at the starting point of his run-up ..." "Rohan   to bowl his first ball." "Here he comes running." "Quite a long run-up." "Right arm, over the wicket." "Oh wow!" "Pakistan Champs - zero for one!" "Captain of the Pakistani Champs, Ali Ansari   is walking towards the crease." "His belief in himself is at a peak   because for the last few years, the Pakistani Champs   have been winning the Aman Cup." "Jeetu, catch it!" "Oye, wow, wow!" "So after 4 overs, the Pakistani Champs' score is  1 7 runs with 1 wicket lost." "And Jeetu has dived and taken a splendid catch." "Pakistani Champs have lost another wicket." "No, no, no!" "Howzzat?" "!" "Rohan's next delivery." "The batsman has been deceived   and there's an appeal for leg-before-wicket." "The umpire has raised his finger   and Indian Tigers get another wicket!" "Seeing the performance of the Indian Tigers   the spirit of their supporters must have lifted." "Guys, guys, guys!" "Listen up, listen up, listen up!" "10 overs to go." "We're going really well." "We have to get them out under 100!" "Alright?" "Okay?" "Let's go!" "Alright!" "Alright!" "Let's go!" "At the half-way mark, the score of the Pakistani Champs   stands at 46 runs for the loss of 5 wickets." "Oye, get off!" "Oye!" "Oye, 10-10 of those louts have climbed on top of Veera." "Hey, road-rollers, get off her!" "Someone lift me up!" "Alright boys!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's do this!" "Let's finish this!" "Come on, come on." "Balbir!" "Balbir, left." "Go to the right." "Veer!" "Veer!" "Ball." "You did great, Veer Pratap Singh!" "Sir, coming!" "Sir, ball." "What happened, Sir?" "Myself, Veer Pratap Singh." "Right and left hand batsman." "Which hand should I bat with?" "I'm Veer's sister!" "Veer is my brother!" "Ball?" "Give me the ball!" "Why isn't anyone handing me the ball, man?" "No ball!" " And that's a no-ball." "Rohan's left foot was way outside the crease   and the Pakistani Champs get an extra run." "Captain Rohan's next ball." "Beautiful shot by Ali Ansari!" "The ball has gone past the fielder for 4 runs!" "Where's the ball?" "Another 4 runs!" "It seems like Ali Ansari has suddenly woken up   and taken a firm decision   that he will not lose to the Indian Tigers!" "He's lofted it   and the Pakistani Champs get 6 runs." "Mid-off!" "Move to mid-off ... now!" "Catch it!" " This time, Ali Ansari has pulled the ball   and there could be a chance for a catch." "Balbir has leapt up to take the catch   but the ball has gone past for 4 runs." "And with that, Ali Ansari has completed a century." "Last ball of the innings   straight towards Veer Pratap Singh." "Will he be able to catch the ball..?" "But no ... the ball grazed past his fingers   and fell outside the boundary line." "Another 6 runs for the Pakistani Champs." "Fielding by the Indian Tigers has been very weak." "He should have taken that catch   but Veer Pratap Singh failed to do so." "So at the end, after 20 overs, the score stands at   213 runs for the loss of 6 wickets." "It seems that in the last 10 overs the Indian Tigers   have gifted the match to the Pakistani Champs!" "The team that was struggling to make 100 runs   has managed to set a difficult target of 214 runs!" "The same old story." "Extremely disappointing!" "Rohan ..." "Didn't I make myself clear?" "This is the men's dressing room." "Girls not allowed!" "Give me a chance to explain." " Shut up!" "Just ... shut ... up!" "I couldn't even imagine that you are such a good actress   or should I say actor?" "You shouldn't be in your village theatre company   you should be acting in a film." "There, at least, you won't have to put on a show about being an Indian girl!" "You really are a world class batsman!" "You can do just about anything for runs!" "But you forgot   that it wasn't some pitch   but my heart that you stamped upon!" "Rohan, I didn't know ... I didn't ..." " Why?" "Why did you do this to me?" "Why?" "The dream ... yours." "Fake love ... yours." "So why am I hurting?" "Why?" "You don't have an answer, right?" "Now in this team, not 1 1   but 10 players will play Dad." "Khosla, pad up." "You'll open with me." "Why?" "Where's Veer?" "Why?" "Can't anything happen around here without Veer?" "Veer won't play!" "Rohan buddy, it's a huge score." "We are depending on your and Veer's opening partnership!" "Who's the captain?" "Who's the captain?" "You or me?" "Whoever has any problems in this team can leave right now." "I don't need anybody!" "Do you understand?" "To win, the Indian Tigers will have to make 214 runs." "The required run rate is 10.7 runs per over." "The captain of the Indian Tigers, Rohan Singh   is taking his guard to start the innings   and the ball will be bowled by   the captain of the Pakistani Champs, Ali Ansari." "First ball." "Outside the off-stump   and Rohan has driven it beautifully for 4 runs." "Come on Indian Tigers ... come on." "Oye, oye Chamkila!" " Yes!" "Where's Veera?" "She's the one who opens the batting." "Oye, where is she?" "And this time he's bowled a yorker to the batsman   who couldn't even play the ball." "Another blow for the Indian Tigers." "Samir, catch it!" "He's given an easy catch to the fielder." "Indian Tigers have lost their second wicket." "Very good!" "Come on!" "They've made only 8 runs." "Beautifully played by Rohan   and that's 4 runs!" "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" "Brother ... fielding!" "No, no, no, no!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Go back!" "Go back!" "Howzzat!" "Howzzat!" "Catch Mohsin!" "Howzzat!" "Buddy." "It seems that your players   are in quite a hurry to return to India!" "The umpire has asked for the drinks to be brought on field." "I'll just be back." "The required run-rate is now 15.18." "Rohan." "Excuse me." "Buddy, you're also really weird!" "Why don't you stop me?" "I've grown so old and yet   like a child, I insist on things!" "I don't understand, Dad." "What's there to understand?" "These dreams, this winning   it's all madness, buddy!" "Some dreams are never fulfilled!" "Even if we lose this match   what's the most that can happen?" "And it's due to this match that your mother has come here." "I took advantage of the situation   and flirted a little with her." "And the amazing thing is, she didn't mind!" "Don't lose heart, buddy." "You came here, that's the biggest thing for me." "And you tried to fulfill my dream of winning this match   that's an added bonus for me!" "Your coach will never ask anything of you again!" "Not my coach   but my Dad can ask, right?" "I told you, Dad   even today, you come first for us   and everything else after." "The match isn't over yet, Dad." "This dream of yours is meant to be fulfilled   and your best player is still   in the team." "Tell your player to get ready." "Thank you." "Child   now both our dreams are the same." "Don't waste any more time." "Go and make our dreams come true!" "This isn't mine   it's Rohan's decision." "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "Short paced delivery." "He's lifted it into the air towards the fielder   and he's dived and caught a brilliant catch!" "The Pakistani Champs are now on the threshold of victory   and it's impossible for the Indian Tigers to win this match." "165 runs in 10 overs   and only 1 wicket remains." "Now only a miracle can save the Indian Tigers!" "Oh, come on!" "Come on!" "Don't believe for one second   that I'm doing this for you!" "I'm doing it for my Mom and Dad   who, for the first time today, are sitting together in the stands!" "You used me to fulfill your dream." "Today, I'm using you to fulfill mine." "It's simple." "I know that you're not doing this for me  .but I am doing all this only for you." "There is only one God." "His name is the Truth." "He is the Creator." "He is without fear." "He is without hatred." "He never dies." "He is beyond births and deaths." "He is self-illuminated." "He is realised through the grace of the True Guru." "Repeat his name." "He was True in the primal beginning." "He has always been True." "He is also True now." "Nanak says he will be true forever." "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "And with that, captain Rohan Singh has completed his century." "What an amazing display of batting!" "The match is just an excuse." "The idea is to wipe out all the differences   whether it's done by crossing over borders   or over chairs!" "Right, buddy?" "Come on!" "Only 13 balls   and the Indian Tigers require 28 runs to win." "Will they be able to grab victory today?" "Veer Pratap Singh has cut the ball ..." "Come on, ball, ball, ball!" "... and started running to get a single." "Oh!" "Veer Pratap Singh has fallen while taking the run!" "It looks like he's hurt his arm." "Medical!" "Oh Sir, how will he play?" "His arm is broken now!" "I've only broken my arm." "I haven't lost my life!" "I'll play!" "All the best Veer!" "Go for it!" "Only 2 overs left and Indian Tigers need 27 runs." "Well done brother, well done!" "1 1 balls, 27 runs." "Oh God!" "Veer Pratap Singh is looking disturbed." "It seems like his injury is making it difficult for him to play." "10 balls and 27 runs are still required." "Very good brother, very good!" "Keep it up!" "Well done, well done!" "Well done brother, well done!" "Maintain this line!" "With every ball, the pressure on the Indian Tigers is mounting." "Only 9 balls remaining and 27 runs required." "Yes, yes, yes." "Go, go, go!" "... and running, he has taken a single." "8 balls and 26 runs remaining." "Beautiful shot!" "Amazing timing by Rohan!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "It's the last ball   so we'll have to take a run." "Aatif, you also come closer." "Not one single should be given." "Yes." "No, no, no, no!" "Back, back, back!" "Veer Pratap Singh was nearly run out." "No run was taken." "Shit!" "20 runs are required with only 1 over remaining." "This is the last wicket remaining for the Indian Tigers   and looking at the state that Veer Pratap Singh is in   captain Rohan Singh is aware   that the responsibility is now entirely his." "The tension is building." "Veer Pratap Singh is standing ready with his spirit intact." "The last over will be bowled by captain Ali Ansari." "Yes, yes, yes!" "Go, go, go!" "And suddenly, both the batsmen had the opportunity to run a single." "And Rohan has lofted that over the wicket-keeper." "That wasn't a copy-book shot   but it has gone over the boundary for 4 runs." "15 runs required and only 4 balls remain." "The pressure is immense, for both the teams." "And it's a 6!" "With these 6 runs, Indian Tigers have completed 200 runs." "3 balls and 9 runs remaining." "Yes!" "Go, go, go, go!" "I want two." "Come on!" "No, no, no, no!" "Wait, wait, wait." "This time, the Indian Tigers will have to be satisfied with a single." "That means, Veer Pratap Singh will have to face the next ball   and he is finding it difficult to play." "You've always said ... that you're a world class batsman." "Show them today." "Catch it!" "Veer Pratap Singh has sent the ball flying over the fielder   and the ball is speeding towards the boundary for 4!" "What great batting!" "All the spectators are amazed at the shot he just played!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Her entire life she's been devoted to you!" "Today, make her dream come true!" "Come on!" "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" "Keep going!" "Keep going!" "Come on, boys!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "One more, Veer!" "One more, one more!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "How is that, umpire?" "!" "Not out." "What the ...!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "And ladies and gentlemen." "This historic match's 'Man of the Match' is   captain of the Indian Tigers. .." "... Rohan Singh!" "The Man of the Match is someone   who is responsible for winning the match." "But today's match has not been won by any man ..." "This victory belongs to someone else." "Veera, a lie is wiped out by the truth." "Now, no more lies." "This victory is Veera's." "So today, Veera, let everyone know   what the truth is." "We've been duped, sir!" "Being a girl, she can't play a boy's match." "Remove her!" "We don't want her!" "This is cheating!" " This is cheating!" "Veera Kaur - right and left hand batsman." "The roar of your applause stopped in one minute, no?" "This is every girl's reality." "There is a question on everyone's lips   but no one has the answer." "Why is Veera playing a double role as Veer?" "Why is she playing in a boy's team?" "I know what you'll say." "There is a girls' team." "Go play with them." "In Kartar Singh stadium   everyone used to give me this advice." "Girls' team?" "Where is there a girls' team in my village?" "When a girl can play like a boy   when that girl is the best   then why can't she be with her country's best players   and play on the same team?" "Why can't she become Sachin sir's opening partner?" "Look at how a player plays   and not at the player's name." "Of the 5 people who have been to the moon   Sunita Wiliams is one of them." "Setting everybody right at Tihar Jail   is Kiran Bedi." "Forget the jail." "While running her country   what stone did Indira Gandhi leave unturned?" "She fought like a man" "She was the Queen of Jhansi." "But she was a woman, right?" "Nobody told them no entry for women." "So if there was no discrimination there   then why here?" "Whilst this discrimination remains   in every other lane, a Veera will become a Veer!" "You can stop a Veera from becoming a Veer   you can even stop her from playing   but how will you make her stop dreaming?" "I was right when I said " "There's a question on everyone's lips   but no one has the answer." "No one has it!" "My friend, my friend ..." "Today when the 14th of August   is transforming into 15th August   who can say that their earth   their aroma, their hopes   their hearts aren't one?" "This is India and Pakistan's true victory." "The victory of peace!" "It's a crazy, crazy world" "Where worry is the root of all troubles" "That's why we believe" "Only the silly worry" "Life's a chewing gum, just keep chewing" "Life's a hand pump, just keep pumping" "Squeeze the last drop out of life" "And leave the worrying to the silly" "It's a crazy, crazy world" "Where worry is the root of all troubles" "That's why we believe" "Only the silly worry" "Life's a chewing gum, just keep chewing" "Life's a hand pump, just keep pumping" "Squeeze the last drop out of life" "And leave the worrying to the silly" "There's no tax on happiness" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "No mansion and no money" "Not even your beauty ls going to the grave with you" "So dump the thought" "No mansion and no money" "Not even your beauty ls going to the grave with you" "So dump the thought" "Gobble up all your joys" "With both hands" "The right and the left" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "Let your eyes give it all away" "When you're with somebody special" "Play games, and you'll be exposed" "By the drumbeat of your heart" "Let your eyes give it all away" "When you're with somebody special" "Play games, and you'll be exposed" "By the drumbeat of your heart ln Derby or in Dhaka" "God will watch out for you lf you go with your instinct" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "So forget your worries, show some heart" "And shout out hadippa!" "SwaroopJain :)"