"Sit!" "Everything off the tables!" "Everything. why?" " Shit, I think we have a test." " What do you mean?" " Oh come on!" " Mobiles off please!" "Mrs Meyer, you promised to always warn us about tests!" " Surprise test, Mr Pfeiffer!" " It really is a surprise." "Well." " L work all day, I need to prepare myself a little!" " Surprises are not announced." "Ready?" "15 minutes, go!" "What?" " Mr Pfeiffer!" " Yes?" "Quiet please!" "It's really not that hard." "Quiet!" "Please move over to the window!" "What, me?" "No, you move to the door, Mr Pfeiffer!" "To the door?" "But I like it here." " Mr Pfeifferl?" " Yes, Mrs Meyer?" "Quiet!" "No, no!" "She didn't copy from me, Mrs Meyer!" "Be quiet Mr Pfeiffer!" "I don't believe this!" " Number four?" " Quiet!" "Mr Pfeiffer, give yourself a chance." "I'm working on it!" "Seven?" "Ridiculous, so ridiculous!" "What happened to you?" "She doesn't like me either." "Serves you right!" "You are cold!" " Ah, there you are." " Hello!" " Hi Granny!" " Come in." "Are you doing well?" "Yes, the coffee is ready!" "Mum threw me out of class today!" " She did what!" "?" " Yes!" "I can't believe that!" "I was just helping a friend!" "He was having trouble with the exercise and I just wanted to help." "But Mum got furious and threw me out!" "I will talk to her!" "Mum still thinks I'm 14 or 15." "You are still her little girl." "But I am not!" "I have my shit together now!" "Be patient with her." "She will learn that eventually." "She has calluses on her eyeballs!" "This way!" "So, Luca." "Everything is fine with Mata." "All of her vaccinations are up to date." "I don't want to see your dog for another year." "Lara, put Mata down and give her some treats." " I have a question." " Shoot." "Is it possible to get an apprenticeship here?" "Luca, I thought you wanted to get your high school diploma?" "I'm still doing it!" "Great!" "And then you want to study to become a veterinarian?" "I'll be graduating in 3 weeks." "I've decided I want to do something practical because I have no desire to sit in another classroom right after that." "Okay, first get your high school diploma!" "That's very, very important, Luca!" "After you graduate we can talk." "Okay?" " Yes!" " Give it your best and then we can talk about it!" "I Will." " Thank you very much!" " Good, Luca." " I wish you the best!" " Thanks!" " I wish you the best!" " Thanks!" "Yes, come to me!" "Kiss, kiss!" "Little mouse!" "Look!" "It's about a multistage random experiment..." "I don't get it." "The price equals 'X' for grownups and 'Y' for kids, so what?" "Hungry!" "What took you so long?" "No the other one!" "Thanks!" " Change." " Thanks!" "We only have 13 minutes until class." " Eon appetit." " You too." "English isn't your strong suit, is it?" "Nope." "I could help you." "That would be awesome!" "And maybe you noticed that my skills in math are not so good." "Yeah, you noticed?" "Let's make a deal and help each other out?" "I like that!" "We do that!" "And then we will only get A's." "Straight-A diploma!" "A+ diploma!" "Then you can study medicine and finally become a gynaecologist." "Like you always dreamed." "No hard feelings?" "Oh, what is it?" "Take a look." "Oh, great!" "Looks delicious!" "Is it vegan?" "No." "Well, how about a coffee?" "Yes." "But I don't have milk." "I hope that's okay." "Okay." "Do you ever clean your windows?" "Do you always throw innocent people out of your class?" "Or is this privilege only for your daughter?" "I am sorry!" "You know Mr Pfeiffer doesn't accept my authority and it really offended me." "How blatantly you helped him!" "This whole year he has undermined my authority!" "Well, he needed help." "That doesn't have to concern you." "You have to look after yourself!" "Well, it doesn't hurt to help!" "Luca, I see nothing." "Nothing at all." "That suggests you have made an effort to apply anywhere!" "Am I supposed to hang them on the wall?" "Where are your books." "Application materials?" "Nothing at all?" "Oh come on, please!" " What?" " That's disgusting!" "Leave Mam mm!" "She is allowed to wash her genitals whenever she feels like it!" " Disgusting!" " It's not disgusting!" "In 3 weeks you are finished!" "If you pass maths." "I talked to Wolfgang." "It doesn't look so good." "What do you want to do afterwards?" "Well, a veterinarian." "Or something with animals!" " Really?" " Really!" "Are you that naive, that you think you can just walk in anywhere with you high school diploma and just have a job handed to you?" "Hah, or what?" "You have to plan these things!" "Well, I am doing that!" "Maybe I want to do a little vacation before starting anything." "Don't worry, I'm fine." "Luca?" "Luca, I can hear you." "Luca, open the door!" "Come on Luca..." "I locked myself out, Luca, let me in!" "Let me in!" "?" "Luca?" "Luca, I can hear you!" "Now open the fucking door!" "Hey Tobi, what are you up to?" "Do you want to meet up for some beers?" "Can you pick me up from my place?" "Everything is fine!" "No, everything is fine!" "See you soon!" "So I came home." "And the dog had eaten all my chocolate bars!" "Yeah, look at her face." "She is so guilty and she knows it!" ""Please don't be angry with me!"" "The whole floor was covered with the empty wrappers." " She really opened them?" " Yes, with her teeth!" "What a bitch!" "You have a very Berlin accent in this video." "Is it because you're home?" "Or because the dog only understands a Berlin accent?" "Why?" "What do you mean?" "You sound funny!" "Well, I have many dialects." " Fucking cold for summer!" " Yes." "When are you coming back to school?" "Well, when the doctor says I am healthy again." "He wouldn't give me a sick note for nothing!" "We have our final exams soon." "Tough shit!" "Just come back to class tomorrow!" "We'll see." "The book says there is no solution!" "But, I have found a solution!" "That's not possible!" "Let me see!" "Maybe I made a mistake?" "Suddenly, you can't get a solution!" "Let's see.." "No solution possible." "It doesn't work." "That's correct, correct, correct." " There!" " And you have a solution, what the..." "I sot m" "No, sit, be kind!" "That is an Alfa Romeo Benone GT, built in 72." " Oh no!" " Come on!" "Hold this." "We could watch Mrs Doubtfire." "Or.." "They have all 7 Police Academy films!" "Or maybe a classic?" "How about Samuel Fuller's Naked Kiss?" "Want to see that?" "I've seen that one already." "Want to see it again?" " Not really." " Maybe in English this time?" "I already saw it dubbed in German." "But maybe it helps if you have already seen it in German?" "Well, that's right, but..." "Oh my god, the have a 90's revival section!" "Want to see Free Willy?" "Not bad." "But maybe we can watch this?" ""Experience up close how Old-timers get pimped and tuned"" "But it's not in English." "The subtitles are!" " And that's what you want to watch?" " Yes!" " And you'll learn something from it?" " Of course!" "How long is it?" "I have time." "Look at that!" "Oh come on, it is not that boring!" "Well, you can still watch it tomorrow." "Ah, beautiful!" "Oh no!" "Should I go there now?" "Who are you?" "Are you Luca's dad?" "Her brother!" "Brother!" "?" "Is she there?" "She's sleeping!" "She's sleeping!" "Just tell her Ben was here, okay!" "Luca, there's something I've always wanted to ask you." "You're very bright." "What took you so long to get your high school diploma?" "I had some dark years." "What does 'some' mean?" "15 to 25." "Sometimes you take the long road." "Yes." "I understand." "Yeah." "Be right back!" "How's it going?" "How long have you been playing?" "An hour or so." "I started an online tournament and if I win the next 2 games." "I'll be world champion!" "You look tense." "Are you planning to take the final exams?" "I will be sick until at least Wednesday." "I'll be back on Thursday." "Wednesday is the first exam!" "Well, I suppose I will do the exam later then." "Or you just get your shit together now." " A little too late for that." " That's your own fault!" "And to be honest, taking the exam later doesn't sound very promising." "Maybe you can still make it!" "You are not sick!" "Just try to.." "Dammit!" "Just get your ass to school and take the damn exam!" "Why are you being so pushy?" "You are so close to reaching your goal!" "I can't bare to watch it, it makes me..." "Now you're really starting to get on my nerves!" "For 3 years we worked our asses off to get to the final exams!" "All you have to do now is get off your ass and go to the exams, that's it!" "Fuck!" "Now the asshole got a goal!" "Luca, please get off my case now!" "And by the way." "Don't act so high and mighty!" " I don't get you!" " What do you want from me?" "I get the feeling that you're sabotaging yourself on purpose!" "You become a real mother, you know!" "Since you've had this fucking dog!" "You've totally changed!" "You are no fun anymore!" "Thanks for coming." "I feel better already!" "Go back to your dog!" "What the...?" "You can play Mummy there!" "No, no, no, it doesn't mean it's gone." "They just put it up here." "See, there are new icons now." "Yes, yes." "Yes-Yes..." "They just removed the toolbar." "It's all icons now." "It is much simpler now." "You just have to..." "Put that thing away!" "Dinner is ready!" "Now!" " Yes, Granny." " Yes, Mum." " Is that enough?" " Yes." "Thanks!" "You're welcome." "I've told you." "That she is a vegan!" "Yes I know." "It's just schnitzel!" "Mum, schnitzel is meat." "Vegans don't eat meat!" "I know, I know!" "Then why are you still making schnitzel?" "Because she needs a proper meal!" " I love Granny's schnitzel!" " Told you!" "I don't get it." "Granny's schnitzel is so good." "I can't resist!" "Well." " Yes, bon appetit." " Bon Appetit." "It's too much for me." "You have to eat, mum!" "It's very good." " You like it?" " Yes!" "I know what you like!" "How is your math study going?" "Are you working on it?" "Yes." "I hope so!" "She is not very good in maths." "I wonder where she got that from?" "Of course." "She will make it." "Give her time!" "You weren't that patient with me." "Back in the day!" "Who cares about 'back in the day'?" "Sometimes good things need time." "But you have no time!" "You have to be good now!" "You could trust me a littel bit." " It will all work out just fine!" " That's the spirit!" "Granny has the right attitude!" "Great that you two understand each other." "And granny." "What have you done on the weekend?" "A lot of cleaning." "All that goes with it." "Sounds very active." "Well, I have to." "My daughter doesn't help me!" "Oh, mum!" "You don't have time." "I understand." "We have the final exams at the moment." "It's a busy time!" "Always working, I know!" "Well, my dean" " That's for you." " Granny, no!" " I can't take this!" " Take it!" "Thank you so much!" "You don't have to do that!" "Yes, I know but I would like to." "Thank you!" "$0!" "That's the Alfa." "Sexy!" " How many cars do you own?" " Who counts?" "Wow, it also has a steering wheel!" "Even out of wood!" " How old is this car?" " It could be your dad." "Let me drive!" "I can do it!" "Where's the throttle?" "L will show you the throttle, if you can show me the brake!" " Here!" " Almost." "That is the clutch." "Well, now you have the basics." "You don't need to buckle up." "Here we go!" "Thank you very much!" "Yes, just a little bit!" "Release the clutch a little bit!" " Where is the brake?" " On the left!" " The brake!" "?" " On the far left!" "That's the clutch, I'm dead serious." "Where is the brake?" " In the middle, in the middle!" " Good!" "Look here, my Mata." "Cute." "Wait for it.." " There!" " Cute." "The tongue." " She's my baby." " Baby?" "I got her from Bulgaria." "The dog?" "Yes, from a killing farm." "A killing farm?" "Well, they catch the street dogs and execute them." "And how did you get Mata alive?" "There is a German organization that rescues dogs." "I got her through them." "There were hundreds of excited dogs trying to get my attention." "But there was this little dog." "It just took a quick look and then ignored me." "And I knew." "That's my dog!" " Mam Wes." " So you took her." " Yes." "Nice." "Do you know that feeling.." "When you.." "When you can't get up in the morning but also over a long period of time?" "You try so hard, but you just can't." "Nothing makes sense." "You don't eat, don't dress." "Don't take care of yourself." "I wasted months." "Maybe years of my life with that." "I didn't think I would make it." "To get along in this life." "To find my place." "To stay on target." "But then came Mata and everything changed." "Now I have to go out with her twice a day." "We take long walks." "She is my responsibility and it works." " Have you ever had such a phase?" " Yes." "Well, I didn't have a Mata." "But I had to take care of my cars." "I got more and more." "More and more to take care of." "That took time." " I had to work." " Yes." "Then.." "I had a daughter." "She needed to go to school." "That's the stuff that you have to get up early for." "We should drive back now and do our English revision." "What was that?" "That was rude." "Sweet!" "No, that was to burb." "Ralpsen means to burb?" "Say it in a sentence!" "I'm at work at the moment." "I'm at work at the moment." "Can I call you back?" "I can't this weekend." "I have to study for my exams." "Maybe another weekend?" "You are already on the train?" "!" "But I still have to study." "Ok, see you soon." "Bye!" "I have to use the toilet!" " Was the train on time for a change?" " Yes!" " You must be tired." " Not at all!" "I'm so happy to be here!" "Yeah, me too." "Coffee?" " Do you have a beer?" " Yes, but it's still warm." "Or do you have something else?" "Like vodka?" "We would have to buy some." "Yeah, let's do that!" "Hello Muffi." "What are we doing tonight?" "Hello, is Luca here?" "There's someone at the door." "Who is it?" "What grandpa?" "I don't know." "Get up." "Get up!" "Oh shit!" "Say what?" "I totally forgot!" " Do you want to skip today?" " No, I can make it." "But I have to go to the toilet first!" "I understand." "What does 'coronation' mean?" "Hey, you want to help me?" " I don't know." " You're not feeling well?" "No." "What did you drink last night?" "A lot." "And from what a lot?" "White wine." "White wine?" "!" "I'll be right back." "First Aid!" "Get up!" "I know how it feels." "This will help to relieve the withdrawal symptoms." "Withdrawal symptoms?" "I'm not an alcoholic!" "Well, everybody has this symptoms after drinking too much." "I did coke!" "Okay, that's something else." "Well, I don't know." "White wine won't help." "I have to go home." " What?" "!" " I have to study!" "I don't want to go home, yet!" "What are you doing here?" "Waiting for you." "Why didn't you call first?" "I did." "You didn't pick up." "Look." "That was you!" "Fuck, I am sorry." "I will have that for the next 2 months!" "Did you see a doctor?" "I will watch it another week." "Why are you so distant?" "I write you, no answer." "I call you, you don't pick up." "I come by, you don't let me in." "Is that because of the bruise?" "Luca, I am sorry!" "You know I don't hit women." "Yeah, I know." "I missed you so much." "I wanted to see you." "Let's go outside." "Fresh air." "The sun is shining." "You are so beautiful." "I need you, Luca." "I have to go." "Why?" "I told you, I have to work." "No." "Stay a little longer!" "We could do something." "Stay!" "Are you sure?" "Hi, this is Ben." "Mobile is off but leave a message." "Hello, I didn't hear you leave last night." "If you like we could do something later." "Just call me." "Bye." "Hey, I already tried earlier to reach you." "How about tonight?" "Let me know." "Bye." "We could go see a movie." "Still waiting for an answer." "Just call me." "Where are you?" "Are you coming?" "I'm sitting here waiting and nothing is happening." "If you are there open up please!" "What are you doing here?" "I don't feel like it today." "I just want to.." "What's going on?" "I've been trying to reach you for days!" "You don't come to school anymore and tomorrow is the maths exam!" "We haven't studied in 3 days!" "Not to mention my Englisch." "Holy shit." "What happened here?" "No wonder you're depressed!" "Why don't you sit down for a minute." "Try to relax and then tell me what happened." "Old apples, cold coffee." "Tons of junk food!" "What happened in the kitchen!" "?" "Did you completely stop taking care of yourself!" "What about your clothes?" "Let me help you." " They need some air." " Please stop." "Oh, that smells awful!" "NO!" "STOP IT!" "Well, there is still some life in you!" "Great!" "And then tomorrow you will come to the maths exam." "You can do the cleaning up afterwards." "What do you want?" "Stop m" "I want to fuck you!" "I don't have time for you now." "Leave me alone." "You are on drugs." "You have to go now!" "Out!" "No!" "Stop it!" "I know that turns you on." "Piss off, fucking dog!" "Are you crazy?" "Stupid cunt!" "Everything will be fine." "Come at once!" "Put her on the table, please." "Lara, please stroke!" "What happened Luca?" "She got hit on the head by a heavy object." " What object?" " A lamp." " When?" " An hour ago." " Did she bleed?" " No." " Did she vomit?" " No." "We have to change her position." "That's better." "How long has she been unconscious?" "10 minutes." "Lara, stethoscope." "Please keep petting her." "Luca, she is really pale." "I'm checking the pupils and there is no reaction." "That's a sign of brain damage." "Brain bleeding." "To tell you the truth, she is dying." "I think we should help her so she can die with dignity." "Lara, please fill a syringe." "1.0 Pentobarbital and 1.0 of.." "Please, not yet!" "Just keep petting." "Stay with her." "I'll just give her an injection." "It won't hurt her." "Hey sweetie, it's done, it's over!" "Now it's time to celebrate?" "Come, come." "What's the matter?" "It is finally over, don't cry." "You passed maths and English." "Hey sweetie, what's the matter?" "Oli, you little stinker." "There you are!" "Why are you always running away?" "Impressive that he lets you pet him!" "Why?" "Normally he is very anxious." "Right fatty?" "Oh, he is really in love with you!" "Come on." "Oli, let's go!" "Bye!" "Well then, good luck!" "Thanks for the ride!" "Bye!"