"There she is." "So small I could reach out and..." "Crush it!" "Crush it!" "Crush it!" "Caw." "This is my moment of destiny." "Moment of destiny." "Moment of destiny!" "Attention Armoury." "Prepare plasma canons for firing." "Commence countdown." "I'm the king of the world!" "King of the world!" "King of the world!" "What?" "your Blackbeard's even." "What?" "this is Baltazar." "40th century." "ever lived." "just... fantastic!" "Yeah it's kinda cool." "the thing about Baltazar..." "Scourge of the galaxy!" "the most amazing thing about him is..." "He forged this ship himself." "He didn't." "Baltazar." "I tended her by hand over countless decades." "Burnished her into the greatest warship in history." "blew all of Earth's defence force from the sky." " You really shouldn't have done that." " Shouldn't have done that." "And now I'm gonna envelop Earth in a field of plasma fire." "Super heat the carbonate who crawl across it's surface." "Really? - making..." " Diamonds!" "well done." "every living being turned into diamonds." "And the plan starts in seconds." "Now that is a plan." "a A plan." "isn't that not the most incredible plan you've ever heard?" "yeah?" "this." "What?" "I'll stir things up." "Ouch!" "Shouldn't have done that!" "And he shouldn't have broken your spoon because..." "That wasn't just any old spoon." "That spoon passed through the hands of the greatest chiefs of planet Earth!" "Daelia." "Madame Cholet." "That spoon was an antique!" "Forged by the now extinct inhabitants of a planet which specialized in ribicola." "but not just any old fungus." "a special hydroxiding fungus." "There's been no treatment for it for this last 200 years." "scourge of the galaxy..." " Your deck is rusting away." " What?" "NOOOOOO!" "That's not ordinary rust." "a bit of vavavoom." "Vavavoom!" "Vavavoom!" "not to the rust." "well." "Will Baltazar ever get caught?" "I imagine so." "his luck can't hold out forever." "So what will happen do you think?" "the most likely prison planet for him would be..." "Yeah..." "Volagnok." "that's where I'd take him if it was up to me." "Coldest place in galaxy." "Brrrr!" "Nasty." "Yep." "give me a number between 0 and 99." "Forty five." "And another." " 72?" " Another." "3!" "What is this?" "Galactic lottery?" "Destination setting." "have randomly chosen to take us to..." "Copacabana Beach!" "Arriba!" "Doctor!" "I'll make you sorry you were ever born!" "Downloaded from FileList.ro original uploader: ~ Bad Wolf Team ~" "Doctor Who" " The Infinite Quest" "Plumedephenix" "Subtitles by LauCass" "Yes !" "670 million miles/hour and a bit." "Rock on!" "You're just a boy racer aren't you?" "What was that?" "Emergency stop?" "it's nothing in the manual." "we've stopped." "Died and gone to Bill Oddie Heaven." "Bill Oddie Heaven." "Bill Oddie Heaven!" "isn't it?" "Miss Martha." "It's Caw's home." "Miss Martha." "all them years ago." "it's really lovely." "about Baltazar..." "Martha." "why would they release him from prison?" "Say he is reformed." "But Caw reckons he is as bad as ever he was." "sorry." " What d'you need gold for?" " He eats it." "Doctor." "He seeks his heart's desire." "And knows how to find it." " He does?" " The Infinite." "that's just a legend." "Or is?" "Baltazar thinks different." "Thinks he knows how to find it." " Find what?" " The Infinite." "what exactly is the Infinite?" "Martha." "Things that predate all reality." "Reliques from the dark times." "a fairy tale." " Far far more than that." "There was a time when the universe was so much smaller than it is now." "all the time of chaos." "and the great vampires back paged through the void." "this is one of those reliques from the Dark Times? they'd receive their heart's desire." "And frankly that's quite a thing to receive." "but how's Baltazar gonna find it?" " That's how." " What's that?" "It's a data chip." "Part of the black box recorder." "Dark Time technology." "Baltazar gave it to me for safe keeping." "Should be 4 of them." "You need to use each one to find the next." "you find the Infinite." "Are we going on a quest then?" "No." "The Infinite stays lost." "Nothing more than a legend. it's my duty to see it stays that way." "You mustn't." "Mustn't." "He's got a copy. someone as corrupt and twisted as he is have access to that kind of power." "you'd better be right about this." "go!" "The tracker is in place." "it's really lovely." "The Doctor is gonna find me the Infinite." "He's gonna find me my heart's desire." "Heart's desire." "Heart's desire!" "And then I'll have my revenge!" "revenge!" "see those?" "Artificial suns." "Never." "Someone wanted the planet Booken warmed up." "What are they?" " Oil rigs." " Oil rigs?" "they still need oil in the future." "the Corporation went drilling elsewhere." "look at them." "You'd think they're alive." "You think?" "Run?" " What now?" " Well..." "I'm open to suggestions." "Why did you that?" "you're brilliant!" "now you're just showing off." "Mr. Mate!" "aye!" "Captain!" "Let OilCorp see that the Black Gold is in business." "aye!" "Captain!" " Pirates!" " Pirates?" "I'm Swabb." "First mate aboard the Black..." "Mr Mate." "Put her in reverse." "aye!" "Captain!" "You two might want to hold on tight." "To the rail!" "aye!" "Captain." "me hearties!" "lads!" "Swabb." "Maximum power!" "Aye!" "that I didn't expect." "Mr. Mate." "then pull the rig in?" "Swabb." "Captain..." " Captain Kaliko." "Hello." "I'm the Doctor." "Martha and I..." "Why are they smashing up the oil rigs?" "I told it's the 40th century." "Last great oil corporations are sucking the solar system dry to feed demand." "of course." "And the colonies that can't afford to pay are dying." "Aye!" "And the oil companies call us pirates." "I see." "but that's brilliant!" "Swabb." "Captain." "ya!" " A skeleton crew." " Literally." "Less of a drain on rations. or planning a spot of pirating yourselves." "none of the above." "I don't want you on the Black Gold." "me heartless hearties!" "Throw these sand lovers overboard!" "lads." "Swabb!" "You Swabb!" "Is this mutiny!" "Yes!" "mutiny." "No." "I just wondered if they be OilCorp spies." "Mayhap we dispose of the bodies by putting them inside one of the oil rigs." "Make it look like an accident." "Mr. Mate." "We'll use the one we just keelhauled." "aye!" "Captain!" "Doctor." "Martha." "You're perfectly safe with me." "What's he up to?" "I don't think our Mr. Swabb is all he's cracked up to be." "I wonder." "Doctor?" "So... um... sorry." "Let me see if I got this right." "We somehow get inside this rig that you've drained of oil... and... um... then what? the remaining oil ignites." "boiled in oil." "That's murder!" "me hearties... the plank." "uh-uh." "Me first." "I thought Swabb would have made his move by now." " What move?" " He's no pirate." "then my guess is... too?" " Hmm." "Fingers crossed." "Ready!" "Doctor." "Shame you have to die." "Yeah yeah yeah." "or I'll destroy your ship." "What?" "With that?" "No deal." "Kaliko." "well." "Why is it not working?" "Patience." "Sand!" "In the mechanism." "Hang on." "Success!" "And?" "hold on tight!" "Corp dog!" "You're damaging the Black Gold!" "Captain." "We came here to save you." "Martha." "The Captain's pirate days are over." "I'm with OilCorp." "Told you." "And OilCorp have promised me a new body to replace this bag of bones." "me hearties." "If you'll help me turn the Captain in." "They'll never turn on me." "Oh." "No." "too." " You're not?" " No." " You're not?" " No." "we've come here to rescue you." "Captain." "Your time is up." "attack!" "Lucky they're not great shots!" "Define "lucky." "No!" "No!" "More precision!" "Fire with more..." "Martha!" "Doctor?" "Doctor?" "Forget it!" "at least I can think of a good use for you." "really?" " Yes. is that I get to choose a new body soon." "And you know what?" "I can see myself wearing yours." "yeah." "you." "right?" "a dead important one." "stop this Baltazar guy from stealing spaceship called Infinite which will give him and that's a bad thing because he's not a nice bloke." " Swabb ?" " Yeah ?" "And... behind you." "aye!" "Oh!" "Sorry." "Doctor!" "Will the vile dog live?" "it probably broke his fall." "I'll get you for this!" "he's okay." "could you?" "you said you'd come here for me." "What exactly did you mean by that?" "Captain." "really?" "you fool! but seeing as you had an ulterior motive in rescuing me." "There's only room for one in my lifeboat anyhow." "Looks like she came down near the TARDIS." "We have to catch her." "If Baltazar gets that chip and finds the Infinite... me and Earth." "Look!" "no!" "the fall couldn't do that?" "No." "She's been murdered." "it seems." "Doctor." "Kaliko." "Martha." "Let's see where we're going next." "Hang on!" "Hang on!" "There could be anything out there." "Snakes like bendy buses." "Sabre-toothed gorillas." "Anything!" "Excellent!" "Right." "That way is Main Street." "is probably downtown." " Where's the lights?" " Lights?" "especially at night." "Doctor!" "They're bugs!" "So I see." "And they're about to swarm!" "Doctor!" "The bugs!" "Swarming all around us!" "Go on!" "Get out of it!" "What's the matter with you two?" " Doctor." " I know." "And what are you staring at? uh..." " Mergrass." "Ulysses Mergrass." "Good thing the bugs listen to you." "We have an understanding." "I noticed." "I'm here to provide their community with protection." " What's that?" " What they need protecting from." "those are warplanes." "What do you expect in a war zone?" "A war zone?" "Sonic attack." "Incoming!" "You know what?" "I think he's got the right idea." "Martha!" "Martha!" "Look out!" "isn't it?" "If you like that sort of thing." "Careful!" "Don't touch what isn't yours... yet." "Breakages must still be paid for." "they won't activate until I give your queen this key-coder to switch everything on." "yeah." "You all right?" "Turns out the towers are built from dung." "I'm fine." "It's beautiful." "Really beautiful." "Well said." "Martha Jones." "the Mantasphid Queen." "Martha Jones." " Your... majesty?" " Spot on." "these alien attackers..." "Doctor." "The bidding is over." "I won." "Doctor." "We have our military advisor already." "We do not need another." "is it?" "Interesting euphemism for gun running." " Gun running?" " In the crates." "they've caught a pilot!" "Stand well back." "I want to see what it is you're fighting against." "Oh." "What are you?" "Crush it!" "Squash it!" "Get it away from me!" "I know!" "it's just frightened." "Oh." "oh!" "Martha!" "You are a marvel." "hey." "I'm not going to hurt you." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "I..." "Training didn't prepare me." "I didn't..." "Sh-sh." "It's all right." "It's all right." "Calm down." "You're fine now." "Sorry." "Suit got damaged when I came down." "No air left." "I thought I was going to die." "I don't want to die." "you didn't." "Fleshy biped." "We must be protected from fleshy bipeds." "Destroy them all!" "your majesty with the weapons you bought." "sir." "what's wrong with you?" "Picking a fight with a bunch of defenceless bugs?" "We didn't start it!" "they did!" "The fleshy bipeds have been trying to exterminate us!" " Wipe us out!" " No!" "You don't understand!" "This is Myarr!" "brought up." "We were here first!" "Is this true?" "This used to be a lovely place." "My parents had a homestead here." "the bugs arrived and drove all the people out." "I only joined up once... once my parents were killed." "Killed?" "Why?" "Why did you attack?" "So many lovely animals they had here." "So much lovely dung." "You invaded this planet for dung?" "It's one of the last fertile planets in the galaxy." "there'll be a famine like you wouldn't believe." "if I may?" "My job here is done." "I have supplied you with the means to destroy your enemies." "Your contract stipulates final payment on delivery?" "Did it?" "Mergrass?" "I lied!" "There will be no payment." "Mantasphids do not make deals with fleshy bipeds." "Typical Mantasphid." "I should have listened to the others." " What others?" " The prisoners." "too." "Tipped me off about this little war." "So I decided to do the deal." "You were in prison?" "no." "a dealer." "I would get letters and gifts to the inmates and in return..." "You got well paid?" "Of course." "but the governor always said that you could never trust a Mantasphid." "perhaps?" "Volagnok?" "Isn't that where Baltazar was?" "You know of Baltazar?" "The fly ships!" "They're coming back!" "Bugs!" "Defend us!" "They'll destroy us all!" "unless we get out of here." "Forget it." "You can't get far enough away." "Why not?" "Because Earth Command can't afford to lose this planet." "they'll even sacrifice me." "listen to me." "There might still be a way." "Doctor." "is it not?" "Never say die?" "exactly!" "Fleshy biped are very stupid creatures." "But the fight goes on." "We'll win this war yet!" "what will they do to the city?" "the plan was spatial disintegration of this 100 mile vector." "They're going to burn us out of space and time." "Kills all known bugs." "Dead." "So we stand here while they vaporize us?" "what do we do?" " You're asking me?" " You are my military advisor!" "You know tactics." "You know weapons." "Help us!" "I'd have happily helped you when I thought I was getting paid." "the weapons are useless." "you get nothing." "Mergrass?" "Mergrass!" "Come back!" "We need to keep track of Mergrass." "He has the data chip we need to continue this treasure hunt." "It is decided." "How do we..." "surrender... to the fleshy bipeds?" "have you got a communication systems?" "sir." "But it was damaged when I crashed." "we'll soon have that sorted." "hurry!" "We want to surrender!" "there's no protocol for negotiation with the Mantasphids." "Then make one!" "killed our families." "sentient beings that have a right to exist." "but somewhere." "Mastasphid hive destruction commences in sixty seconds." "that's not good." "Doctor." "Hurry." "can't we?" "You are brilliant!" "Pilot!" "Tell them to open up a visual channel." "this is Pilot Kelvin." "Imperative you open a visual link to this helmet's communication system now." "Please respond." "Roger." "Doctor!" "Earth Command nobodies!" "pirate of the constellations giving you a big white fla-a-ag!" "me and me mad mucker Martha here..." "Arg!" "Arg-Arg!" "don't?" "don't do that." "held their queenie hostage!" "you got us beaten." "Come on in and get us." "We surrender!" "Arr!" "That should do it." "Doctor?" "Queenie." "Ended your war." "you reckon?" "hive destruction cancelled." "Your priority now is to apprehend male human." "Doctor Vile." "Doctor?" "not against them." "Young Kelvin here could make a great ambassador." " Me?" " Now. right?" "And you're naturally phosphorescent." "Think you can make a deal?" "You'll get all the dung you could ever want!" "Brilliant!" "what's next?" "We skedaddle out of here before Kelvin's mates arrive." "everyone!" "What now?" "Catch up with Mergrass and go?" "we've found him." "no!" "Sudden dehydration." "Take the data chip and let's go." "We can't just leave him." "It's like Captain Kaliko all over again." "Isn't it just." "we can't stay." "We're criminals remember?" "Next data chip located." "It's... oh." " Where?" "Is it bad?" " Are you wearing thermals?" "you!" "Where are we going?" "full stop?" "we've now met two people from the prison on Volagnok." " Right?" " Right." "But there's no prison here." "You were saying?" "Doctor!" "I thought you'd never get here!" "mind!" " Hoy-ya!" " This item is confiscated." "What?" "Scanning for malfeasance." "No convictions." "No confirmation of criminal activity." "obviously." "Scanning." "Three thousand and five outstanding convictions." "That many?" " With six thousand more..." " Doctor!" "It's an unfair cop!" "Prison cell 8-4-4-7." "Doctor!" "The governor will see you now." "good." "Great." "I think." "Ooh." "Hello." "You're clearly an android." "And I'm your new cellmate." "You all right?" "It hurts." "I'm the Doctor." "Tell me the trouble." "Interesting." "You the governor here?" "There's been a terrible mistake." "We don't make mistakes on Volagnok." "Safe!" "But my friend's... been..." "Close." "You were saying?" "I... your friend." "but he's been a very naughty boy." "fourteen hundred counts." "two hundred and fifty counts." "that's nothing serious." "Planetary demolition?" "eighteen." " Ouch." " And all dating back three thousand years." "I'm sure he has his reasons." "but these charges have been extracted from his own brain." "He knows what he's guilty of." "And they've earned him..." "Let's see now..." "Two billion years in prison." "Two billion!" "He really should have taken back those library books." "there's more." "wanted for piracy." "As well as his accomplice..." "You!" "Caw then said..." "Did I mention Caw before?" "the legendary starship that has the power to create your heart's desire." "You might know Baltazar. sorry." "Sorry." "Hang on." "You've been inhibited." "I have." "You couldn't commit a crime if you tried." "I could not." "I'm not having this." "Yeah! we'll have to dig our way out." "Don't suppose you concealed a teaspoon?" "I lost mine." "There is a more direct way." "Now." "What was that?" "what's up with the lights?" "Governor." "A cell has been opened from within." "Opened?" "Where?" "Cell 8-4-4-7." "That cell is off limits!" "Didn't your tin pet there put the Doctor in cell 8-4-4-7?" "No!" "I gave explicit orders no one was to be put in with the gover... were you going to say?" "who are you!" "Don't you get it?" "He's escaped." "Your friend's let him out." "Doctor." "No." "What's doing that?" "Locke." "Martha Jones!" "You'll never guess who I'm with." "Hmm." "The real governor? who are you?" "Warder!" "You don't know what you've done." "Letting him out." "Hang on." "Hang on." "Hold this for a moment will you?" "But there's nothing on it." "prisoner." "blah-blah-blah." "Released." "Released!" "I did my time." "I got let out." "I broke back in." "That's new." "Why?" "Because of him!" "Living here in luxury." "He's an android." "He doesn't even need it." "But me?" "There are people across the seven galaxies who still want my head on a plate." "Putting my face on wanted posters." "Preferably dead." "Close brackets." "Yeah." "I get the picture." "There was this guy I met." "Sold me a nifty little program on the warders." "They saw me as Locke and Locke as me." "by any chance?" "You know him!" "I kept Locke safely locked up until you came along." "Free." "At last." "Gurney." "we had a deal." "No deals." "Creatures like Gurney are beyond redemption." "Their rehabilitation is pointless." "Warder." "All the prisoners in Volagnok are beyond rehabilitation." "They must die." "Commencing self-sterilization on your command." " You can't!" " Stop it!" "Stop it now." " It's not their fault." " It's the only way to cure them." "Safe!" "It's the only way." "It's the only way." "Doctor!" "The prisoners!" "I'm on it." "how do we stop the killing?" "I need that program Mergrass sold you so the warders don't take Locke's orders anymore." "Doctor." "I'm getting out of here." " The data chip!" " Gurney!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "It's the only way." "Order terminated." "yes!" "Skill!" "where's me sonic screwdriver?" "Mind." "You'll do yourself a damage." "Gurney." " I've got to get away from here!" "Gurney?" "Gurney?" "aren't ya?" " Take me with you in your ship." " I can't fly the TARDIS." "are..." "It can't be." "What?" "Revenge!" "Finally!" "Baltazar." "The final data chip at last!" "no!" "Caw!" "you don't!" "Caw?" "Miss Martha." "Caw's been a dirty birdie." "weren't you?" "You sent us on this hunt for the data chips on his orders?" "I'm sorry." "see?" "He promised me all the gold I could eat." "Caw." "Gurney." "He got me right in the fusion chamber." "now." "There must be something I can do." "There's not." "listen." "We have to help him." "please." "Caw runs on gold fusion." "that's it." "Va-va-voom." "Caw?" "Caw!" "Doctor." "We have some unfinished business." "Get in!" "Turn around." "Hands in the air!" "So how'd you find us?" "It's very tricky to track a TARDIS." "I had insider information." "Have you met Squawk?" "My broach!" "This little accessory has helped me track you every step of the way." "birdie." " Squawk!" "An accessory to murder." "Doctor?" "You needed a little bit of help collecting the data chips. would never willingly give you theirs." "First there was Kaliko." "Then there was Mergrass." "he dried up very quickly." "And that is Gurney's." "Pick it up." "isn't it?" "You knew only my TARDIS could track each data chip from planet to planet." "I knew only you would have something that could read data chips older than recorded history itself." "Off you go." " The Hesperus Galaxy." " Next." "Uh... and that'll be the Ceres System." "It's a map!" "Telling us the location of the Infinite." "Keep going." "B." "Set the controls." "We're going." "This isn't a taxi!" "Set the controls or Miss Martha gets skewered." "a legend. destroy you." "Doctor." "set the controls!" "That's the course laid in?" "Yes." "And all you have to do is push the button?" "more or less." "do I?" "Uh... oh..." "No!" "Doctor!" "Martha?" "No!" "No!" "Martha?" "Martha!" "He'll." "Be." "Back!" "alone in the cold." "We won't be seeing him again for a while." "Not before I get my heart's desire anyway." "She's huge!" "The wreck of the Infinite." "At last." "She was smashed to bits centuries back." "Flotsam spread out over half the galaxy." "Mergrass and Gurney had all come by bits of the flight recorder." "and they wouldn't share them with you?" "Not even with each other." "I guess "X" marks the spot?" "In you go." "You're looking for the hold." "The hold?" "Wouldn't that be..." "Down." "Yep." "Diagnosis: no bones broken." "that's something." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello." "Doctor!" "I knew it!" "I knew you'd be back!" "Wait a minute?" "How?" "Girl?" "Girly?" "Martha?" "Watch out below!" "What?" "Ahoy there!" "Meet Squawk." "All grown up now!" "Squawk!" "we haven't... we haven't..." "quite got the hang of landing yet!" "Doctor?" "Out for the counts Squawk." "at least." "Doctor says you're a bad influence." "Like you were with my dad." "I have exactly what you need." "Gold." "glittering gold." "Keep you fed for years." "Wait." "What do I keep on telling you?" "Don't listen to the villains!" "That... hurt." "Where is she?" "Where's Martha?" "what about the treasure?" "The heart's desire." "Of course." "You're not the Doctor." "indeed." "you have it." "no!" "Nooooo!" "I think that's my friend you're scaring." "Hiya." "Can you make him go away?" "I'm afraid." "You conjured him up." "how am I supposed to?" "Heart's desire." "I don't believe I walked into this." "Gotcha!" "I said: "I don't believe this!" "yes!" "don't even try to find my heart's desire." "you!" " Proper you." " Ha!" "then." "Aren't you going to ask me how I got here?" "And hear about my adventures on Volagnok? and reprogrammed Locke to run a better prison?" "you know?" "Three years?" "two and three quarters." "of course." "Light speed!" "How?" "I gave Squawk's engine a little bit of pep." "bit of..." " Va-va-voom?" " Yeah." " I knew you'd be back." "this is the Infinite." "Every pirate and freebooter and treasure hunter dreams of being the one to find this." "Their heart's desire." "by the way?" "Doesn't matter." "Didn't work on me." "Anyway whatever power this place once had is fading away daily." "The whole ship is only held together by wishes and hopes." "is there?" "Not now." "alone and lost." "Screaming its rage and fury into the solitude until its unique power dissipated." "Just left a little fading echo." "Enough to give us a glimpse of our heart's desire." "no." "Gold!" "Diamonds!" "Doctor." "Enough treasure to buy me a new ship." "Volagnok and everything in between." "be Scourge of the Galaxy again?" "Is that the best you can think of?" "It's not real." "It's just an echo of the power." "Martha." "just held together by wishful thinking." "What?" "Captain Useless!" "full up." "There'll be another one along in a minute." "You can't leave me here!" "but still..." "I left him a way out." " Squawk!" " Squawk! It'd only matter if I didn't know exactly where Squawk was going to drop him off." "Doctor!" "Curse you! never been all it's cracked up to be." "Martha Jones!" "Another job for you." "yes?" "Yes." "Start giving me some random numbers." "not again." "Come on!" "It will be fun!" "When have I ever let you down?" "~ Bad Wolf Team ~"