"( birds chirping )" "( exhales )" "OKAY, JOCK." "( shooting sounds )" "GUN?" "WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU DON'''T HAVE A" "DO YOU WANT A LIFT?" "MMM." "( speaking Gaelic )" "( speaking Gaelic )" "( children reciting in Gaelic )" "AND DO YOU LIKE SPEAKING THE GAELIC, HMM?" "I'''LL SEE YOU ON THURSDAY." "BYE." "ME." "I WRITE UNDER A PEN NA" "CHUCK SADLER." "( tires screech )" ". THECHUCK SADLER?" "YES, I SUPPOSE SO." "YES" "CHUCK SADLER." "( laughs )" "( barks ) ( dog barking )" "( clicks tongue ) COME ON." "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SIGN IT FOR YOU?" "AYE!" ""TO HAMISH..."" "" "..." "FROM CHUCK SADLER." "S." "OH WAD THE POWER THE GIFT TO GIVE U" "Vicky:" "HELLO!" "WHAT YOU GOT THERE?" ") ( sound of footsteps" "( phone rings )" "( chimes ) ( continues ringing )" "SOME PEOPLE HAVE GOT NO PATIENCE, EH, JOCK?" ") MR. McCRAE?" "( sheep baas" "( loud noise )" "WE'''LL PAY FOR IT NOW THEN, EH?" "( starts engine )" "?" "I'''M PUTTING IN A NEW SEPTIC TANK, ALL RIGHT" "CUP OF TEA." "GET ON." "FOR YOU, PAUL." "OH, THANK YOU." "LOVELY TO SEE YOU, HAMIS H. NOW YOU SIT DOWN HERE." "( laughter )" "CULTURE?" "IS IT NOT JUST A PISS UP AT THE PUB?" "OH, RORY." "WELL-- ACTUALLY, I'''VE CANCE LED THE BOUNCY CASTLE." "EXCUSE ME." "I'''D ALREADY PAID THE DEPOSIT ON THE BOUNCY CASTLE." "( laughter in kitchen )" "AND THIS IS CLOUTIE DUMPLING." "( dog barks )" "WHAT?" "( groans )" "HEATHER BEER." "( phone rings )" "BRUCE?" "NO, I DON'''T THINK SO." "THREATS?" "TO THE SETTLERS?" "IR." "QUIET AS THE GRAVE HERE, S" "( shrieks joyously )" "GET RID OF THAT." "AND A WEE DROP OF VARNISH OVER THERE LIKE THAT." "THIS ONE'''S A WEE SHRIMP." "IT'''S PERFECT." "TV John:" "HAMISH!" "WHAT ARE THEY ARGUING ABOUT?" "IT'''S A PRIVATE MATTER." "OH, RIGHT, OKAY." "GIVE IT A WHIRL." "WITHHISWIFE." "VICKY?" "FOR YOU, HAMISH, ANYTHING." "I'''LL SEE YOU LATER." "( speaks Gaelic )" "( Gaelic chanting )" "NO, NO, NO!" "MEN'''S URINE." "Women:" "OH!" "OH!" "RONG?" "WHAT'''S W" "HAMISH?" "LOOK AT THIS." "MM-HMM." "S?" "HOW THE VILLAGE FEEL" "?" "AGAINST ME" "THEY'''RE NOT SCARIN G ME OR BURNING ME OUT!" ") ( door closes" "( starts engine )" "JU--JUST ASKING." "SORRY." "ISOBEL, CAN I HAVE A WORD?" "ASKED FOR A POLICE HORSE, THEY SENT ME A LAND ROVER." "( printer starts )" "HAVE A LOOK AT THIS." "LET'''S SEE." "NO, I'''LL SORT THIS OUT ON MY OWN." "H?" "KEEP THIS TO YOURSELF, E" "COULD YOU LOOK AFTER WEE JOC K?" "BECAUSE I'''M GOING FISHING." "OF COURSE, HAMISH." "NO TROUBLE." ") ( crashing sound" "I HAVEN'''T THE FOGGIEST I DEA ABOUT THAT, HAMISH." "DON'''T LOOK AT ME, HAMISH . I CAN'''T EVEN SPELL." "AND SO DOES THE OTHER HALF." "YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT." "ESPECIALLY WHEN I TOLD HIM YOU MIGHT HAVE A CONFISCATED SEA TROUT FOR HIM." "INVADE A MAN'''S PRIVATE BUSINESS!" "I'''M AN INCOMER." "AND INCOMERS." ". ( door opens ) NO" "H?" "QUIET TONIGHT, E" "BUT THERE'''S BEEN THREATS MADE TO VICKY JEFFREYS." "WE GO WITH THE FLOW." "I HAD MY MAN FRIENDS." "BARNEY LOVES YOU, AGNES." "WELL, YOU'''RE RIGHT." "NOW PROVE IT." "y ) ( Lachlan singing drunkenl" ") ( gunshots on TV" "s ) ( engine start" "OH!" "COME ON." "IN HERE." "( sheep baaing )" "( whistles )" "( Gaelic music playing )" "STOP!" "( singing along )" ") ( banjo music playing" "( screams )" "( honks horn )" "Vicky:" "ROWAN?" "ROWAN?" "( grunts )" "( groans ) LACHLAN!" "( dog barks )" "E!" "LACHLAN, MOV" "THE MARINA'''S A WRITE-OFF." "THAT'''S RIGHT AS WELL, BOY." "AND HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS UNSCREWED?" "... I JUST THOUGHT AND" "( phone rings ) OKAY?" "!" "( door slams ) ( ring )" "( ring )" "DETECTIVE INSPECTOR BRUCE." "HOW ARE YOU, SIR?" "YES, WE DID HAVE A SMALL INCIDENT, SIR, BUT IT'''S ALL UNDER CONTROL NOW." "( knocks ) WELL, I MAY JUST HAVE ONE FOR YOU, SIR." "BYE NOW." "COME ON, COME ON." "YOU COULDN'''T SPELL CROW, COULD YOU?" "BEAT IT." "( bagpipes playing )" "( screams )" "( violin playing )" ") ( yelling" "( bagpipes playing )" "( chatter )" "( laughing )" "NO, I'''M FINE." "AND WITH THE HELP OF ISOBEL SUTHERLAND I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT ACCORDING TO THELOCHDUBH LISTENER" "OR MAYBE EVEN SI X. HMM." "PURE BAFFLING." "( Vicky continues speaking )" "( applause )" "ERADNE WILL SING US A SCOTTISH MEDLEY." "( plays piano )" "( sings in Gaelic )" "HOLD ME BACK, AGNES." "?" "DID YOU HEAR THE PLANNING B OY WAS HERE TODAY" "TO SEE OURSELVES AS OTHERS SEE US."" "GIFT?" "THE GIFT." "( continues singing )" "PAUL?" "( singing continues )" "OH, BLOODY HELL." "( singing continues )" "( exhales )" "END OF THE TRAIL, PARTNER." "( gun clicks )" "UL?" "SO WHAT WAS IT, PA" "ANOTHER WOMAN?" "I JUST WANTED TO GET HER TO STOP ORGANIZING." "TALK?" "MAKE HER-- MAKE HER COME TO ME." "WHAT'''LL HAPPEN?" "E. THAT'''LL DEPEND ON YOUR WIF" "1959, THAT'''S WHEN IT CAME TO ME." "ID." "LUKE KINCA" "THE WEST." "NEVER BEEN ANY FURTHER WEST THAN BRISTOL." "CAN'''T FACE THE CEILIDH, HAMISH." "WELL, LUKE KINCAID WOULD GO." "( music playing )" "GETTING LIVELY IN THERE, KINCAID." "( inaudible over music )" "ORGANIZING OTHER PEOPLE' ''S LIVES FOR THEM!" "BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO CARE." "( rhythmic clapping )" "( inaudible over music )" "GONNA CATCH A TROUT AND BRIBE THAT STUPID INSPECTOR." "DOESN'''T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS."