"Hey, hey, L.A., L.A., it's a brand-new day." "What you say, babe?" "You want to get down, you got to get up, and I'm your wake-up man, baby." "The J.B. is here, rappin' in your ear." "If J.B.'s not on your radio, your radio's not really on." "Too hot for ya?" "Then you stay cool with the baddest sound in town." "This is KGYS, where the music's always the best." "News and weather at 8:00, and don't be late, 'cause you ain't got the news till you get it straight from KGYS." "It's Friday" " T.G.I.F. day." "There's smog in the basin, traffic on the freeway, crime on the streets, music all day long at KGYS." "It's 7:47, baby." "That's a good time to fly." "Can you dig it? [J.B.] Hey, get right tonight." "Tonight's the night-- J.B.'s disco dance and show, live at Howard's Grand Casino Music Hall and Rib Shack, and you can be there, or be square." "Only three pair of tickets left, and I got 'em right here in my hot little hand, and I'm gon' give 'em away today!" "'Cause they ain't no good tomorrow." "So when you hear this sound" "Disco Dance!" "get on the phone and call J.B. at 555-KGYS." "And if you name the tune, two of those tickets can be yours." "Remember now, that's 555-KGYS." "The eagle flies today-- payday!" "Oooh!" "Listen to that eagle scream." "Don't fold it" " I wanna hold it." "Money don't buy you love, honey, but it gets you the best low-calorie substitute." "We'll be right back with ya after this station identification." "Hey, peace, Lonnie." "How you be, man?" "All right." "I heard that. ♪ Ohh, do it ♪" "Good morning, this is Billy Bass, and this is the news." "In Washington, a new scandal as congressional investigators probed into the rumors... of male congressional aides... being hired by male congressmen... in exchange for sexual favors." "Mm-hmm." "This will never do, honey." "Here in Los Angeles, gay activist spokesman Harry Twig... issued a statement applauding the alleged violation of the ethics committee rules... after an extended filibuster and a special caucus." "A Southern senior committee member replied that he had no objection to homosexuals... as long as they stayed in their place." "Yee-hah!" "Come on, let's go! You don't know what you have to do in life." "You're very confused." "Shut up." "Don't tell me to shut up" "Just shut up." "Okay?" "Don't tell me to shut up." "You shut up." "Say, Otis, is, uh, Mona here?" "She's late again, as usual, T.C. All right, all right, all right." "Today we got the big three." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "The baseball pool, the fight and the jai alai." "Jai alai?" "Yeah, they're playing jai alai in Tijuana." "I thought that was a dance." "A dance?" "I'm gonna bet two dollars on the fight." "On the fight?" "All right." "Yes, sir." "Uptight, outta sight." "Stand and deliver, honey." "Ow-oooh!" "Oy, mamacita..." "You sexy thang!" "Watch it." "Here comes Ann-Margret." "Keep an eye on your zippers!" "One thing you can be sure of, Hippo:" "when I'm around, your body is safe." "Lindy, where's my money?" "Sly, you know I ain't got no sweet potatoes today." "Hi!" "I'm Floyd!" "And I'm Lloyd" "Oh, Hollywood, Hollywood." "Hi!" "I'm Floyd!" "Whoa!" "And I'm Lloyd!" "And we're the Futuristics!" "♪ Sittin' by my telephone ♪" "♪ Waitin' for my woman to call ♪" "♪ Na na-na na na ♪" "♪ Na na-na na-na Na na ♪" "♪ I don't know what I did wrong ♪" "♪ I just wish that she would come back home ♪" "♪ Na na-na na na ♪ Ha!" "♪ Na-na na-na na na ♪" "Do it!" "Do it!" "♪ Do it, uh-huh Do it, uh-huh ♪" "♪ Do it, a-do it, a-do it ♪♪ Do it!" "Ha!" "All right!" "We got an audition for an agent today." "How'd you like our new opening?" " [ Raspberries ] - [ Raspberries ]" "Lonnie, what did you think about it?" "Well..." "it's improving." "Say what?" "No, no." "No!" "No!" "That's all right." "They're fools, man." "They don't know, man." "Hollywood! Hey!" "T.C.!" "Don't he look good?" "Whoo!" "Well, kiss my grits!" "Damn!" "All right!" "What's wrong, buddy?" "You going to a funeral?" "Carry on, honey." "Ritzie titsie." "Somebody around here got to have a little class." ""A little" is right." ""...after our victory in the war of resistance against Japan."" "Will you just put that stuff away." "August 1 5, 1 945." "From the selected works of Chairman Mao." "I heard you already, damn it." "Morning, Mr. B." "Morning, Snapper." "Good morning, Mr. B. How are ya?" "Lonnie." "Irwin." "Come on, Irwin." "Irwin! Hey, Irwin." "How you doin'?" "Hey, Lonnie." "Hey, all right." "Irwin." "How you doin', Irwin?" "Hey, baby." "What's happenin'?" "Oh, man" "Don't think I know that one." "Lay back, baby." "I'll catch you later." "You want it, they got it, on easy terms." "Hey, T.C. I ain't heard nothin' about the Fly in a long time, man." "That's the way it is with the Fly, brother." "He just lays back, man." "He checks the buzz-- Whoo!" "Hear the cry" " Whoo!" "Is it a bird?" "Is it a plane?" "No, dude, it's the Fly!" "All right, man!" "All right." "Check this out." "You ain't seen nothin' yet." "Whoa!" "" Get down tonight."" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Hey, look at that here:" ""Get down tonight. "" "Put your heart in my hand, honey." "Look out, Mr. Clean!" "Now hear this!" "I believe it is exactly 2 minutes, 1 1 seconds to opening." "Thank you." "Keep the change." "You probably noticed I ain't got nothin' against you people." "I ain't got nothin' against any people." "That's what I think we need is more love in the world." "I don't know about marriage." "I don't know if I'd go that far." "But I believe in the lunch counter thing." "If a guy wants something to eat, he oughta be able to get something to eat." "Come on!" "Let's move it up there!" "What is this, a Mobil Gas economy run?" "Come on!" "Bunch o'bastards!" "Move it!" "Yeah, you're probably wonderin' why I even picked you up in the first place." "A lot of guys are scared of gettin' ripped off, beat out of their fares." "A KGYS public health service announcement." "Hi, Leon!" "Remember:" "cancer cures smoking." "Watch it, Marsha." "My son's here today." "Oh." "Okay." "I used to drive a gypsy cab in New York." "Know what a gypsy cab is? Gypsy cab'll go to Harlem, to a Puerto Rican neighborhood." "We used to have a slogan on the side of the gypsy cabs." "Kinda funny, now that I'm workin' with the Yellow Cab." "Slogan used to be, "We will go anywhere." "We are not Yellow."" "Get it?" ""We are not Yellow."" "It's no kind of a slur on the Chinese or anything like that." "But I ain't afraid because I trust people." "I trust people because I like 'em." "Come on, you bastard!" "Come on!" "I could tell from a block away that you was honest." "I could tell by your eyes." "Well, not the eyes, actually, from a block away." "But I go by body language." "You got a real honest body." "You bastard." "The Philadelphia Flyer's record run... in the women's 1 00-yard dash... was.5 seconds better than Wilma Rudolph's Olympic record set a decade ago." "And in baseball, another record was set... when Reggie Jackson hit two consecutive grand slam home runs in one inning... to aid in the 1 6-1 undeniable slaughter... of his former teammates." "Now, that's what I call swingin' a big bat." "The weather for Los Angeles and vicinity-- continued clear and warm, light smog in the basin, 79 at the airport, 83 downtown, and in KGYS-land, watch out, Los Angeles" "89 degrees." "♪ Smile so-- ♪ Oh" " Oh!" "♪ KGYS ♪ You messed up again." "How about that Reggie Jackson?" "Reggie who?" "He's a great baseball player." "Honey, baseball is not my game." "Well, do you know about" "Stay tuned to KGYS, soul support in greater Los Angeles." "Remember, we're giving away tickets to J.B.'s big disco dance and show tonight." "Now here's a smooth one called "Water. "" "Take a sip." "Morning, Abdullah." "Where were you yesterday, Duane?" "And you're late today, Duane." "You'd better get off of my case, Earl." "And my name is Abdullah Mohammed Akbar." "All right?" ""Mohammed Akbar." Hey, man, you all right?" "Hey, Abdullah-- No, man!" "You got a problem?" "You need somethin'?" "No." "Just wondered if you was all right." "I'm all right, man." "Go to work." "I'll be there in a second." "See you outside." "Excuse me, I realize you don't get to look up very often, but did you happen to see a tall, black, blond chick" "Big" " Big, black, blond chick?" "Red boots?" "Blond, big, black" "Yeah, black blond." "No." "Scruggy!" "What's the matter, man?" "You should be feeling great." "Look, I'm worried about Charlene." "I mean, maybe I should call her or something." "I ain't ever stayed out all night before." "It's not cool to let a woman take you for granted, man." "Besides, you was terrific last night." "That's another thing." "I got a burn down there now." "Suppose I caught something'-- Hey, this ain't funny." "Suppose I got the clap." "How am I gonna explain that?" "Hey, man, you ain't caught nothin' but a case of the guilts." "Yeah?" "A guilt burn?" "This is J.B. back on the case... with a change of pace, with another better than the other." "Hey, come on, fellas." "What are you doin'?" "Come on." "This is KGYS, Los Angeles, the hit trip, guaranteed to put more dip in your hip, more glide in your stride." "Now, on the flip side, here's the hottest sound in town, the coldest sound around." "This is J.B., the round man in town, live and in full, living color." "More pleasure per pound." "Get down! ♪ Ooo-oooh,you might not ever get rich ♪" "♪ But let me tell ya it's better than digging' a ditch ♪" "♪ There ain't no tellin' who you might meet ♪" "♪ A movie star or maybe even a ♪" "♪ Indian chief♪" "♪ At the car wash ♪" "♪ Workin' at the car wash Yeah ♪" "♪ Come on and sing it with me Car wash ♪" "♪ Sing it with some feeling', y'all ♪" "♪ Car wash, yeah ♪" "♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Well, some of the work gets kinda hard ♪" "♪ This ain't no place to be ♪" "♪ If you planned on bein' a star♪" "♪ Let me tell you it's always cool ♪" "♪ And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool ♪" "♪ At the car wash ♪" "♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪" "♪ Talkin' about the car wash,yeah ♪" "♪ Come on,y'all and sing it for me ♪" "♪ Car wash ♪" "♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪" "♪ Car wash,yeah ♪" "♪ Work and work ♪" "♪ Well, those cars never seem to stop comin'♪" "♪ Work and work ♪" "♪ Keep those rags and machines humming'♪" "♪ Work and work ♪" "♪ My fingers to the bone ♪" "♪ Work ♪ ♪ He probably can't wait till it's time to go home ♪" "♪ Hey, get your car washed today ♪" "♪ Fill up and you don't have to pay ♪" "♪ Come on and give us a play ♪" "♪ Get a wash right away ♪" "♪ At the car wash ♪" "♪ Talkin' 'bout the car wash ♪" "♪ Car wash,yeah ♪" "♪ Come on,y'all and sing it with me ♪" "♪ Car wash ♪" "♪ Sing it with feelin' y'all" "♪ Car wash,yeah ♪" "♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪" "♪ Car wash ♪ ♪ Those cars never seem to stop comin'♪" "♪ This is what I say ♪" "♪ Car wash, yeah ♪ ♪ Keep those rags and machines humming'♪" "♪ Car wash ♪ ♪ Let me tell you it's always cool ♪" "♪ Car wash,yeah ♪ ♪ And the boss don't mind sometimes ♪" "♪ If you act a fool ♪" "♪ At the ♪ Say, Mona!" "Hey, baby, it's me!" "T.C., Mona!" "Hey!" "♪ Car wash ♪" "♪ Car wash,yeah ♪" "♪ Car wash ♪" "♪ Car wash,yeah ♪" "♪ Car wash ♪" "♪ Car wash ♪♪ Oh, man, that is so bad!" "Super smash." "Number three with a bullet." "To slow our pace, here's a taste of mellow funk." "Lonnie." "How are you?" "How you doin', Mr. B?" "How's the family?" "Everybody's all right." "Kids okay?" "Charlie?" "Yeah." "All right." "Hey, Duane." "Duane, I want to talk to you, Duane." "I don't know how many times I gotta tell you this." "My name is Abdullah." "Abdullah." "Uh, where-- where was Abdullah yesterday?" "Something came up." "Something always comes up." "Something came up three times" "You want these cars washed, or don't you?" "Here you go." "Looks good." "Morning." "Good morning." "I don't want you to leave here without realizing... what I can do for your car." "Like what?" "Take over the payments for me?" "Man, there ain't no black Superman, man." "Dig it, I would be the first, Lloyd." "But I won't be like Superman, that square sucker,Jack." "I'd be sharp, sharp, sharp." "Oh, wow, I'd have me a bad black cape, man, a helmet-- look like two big eyes, you know, with a brim, man" "You full of shit." "Oh, come on, Lloyd." "Like" " Wow, man, like, I could be able to walk up buildings, brother man." "And nobody would mess with me, man." "Nobody, man." "'Cause I would be the Fly." "But you still full of shit though." "You wouldn't talk to me like that if I was the Fly." "Oh, yes, I would, because then you'd be full of fly shit." "You know what else, man?" "There ain't nothin' lower than fly shit." "Not kangaroo shit, elephant shit or chicken shit." "Ain't nothin' lower than fly shit." "You crazy, man." "I swear, I'll kill you man, you ever do that again." "You ever mess with my shirt again, I'll kill you." "I'll give you the best shine you ever had." "All right, do it." "Look, you didn't, by any chance, happen to see... a tall, blond, black girl, did you, around here?" "No." "No." "Okay." "Yeah, go ahead, get in." "I'm on my way to see Slide." "Wanna play a number, Earl?" "Never sucker me with that lame game." "Go lose your money, fool." "Fool?" "Who you callin' fool?" "Say, what makes you think you're so special?" "'Cause I'm the nigger who doesn't get wet around here." "I'm the star." "Just like me." "Shinin', shining'." "Only you stoop a lot lower." "Irwin, report to the office." "A lot lower." "Irwin, wherever you are, report to the office." "Did you hear your father, Irwin?" "Report to the front office." "Dee-Luxe Car Wash." "Hold on, please." "Leon." "It's your wife." "Myrna?" "Uh, yes." "Sure, we can talk." "Why not?" "Uh" "Yes?" "Uh, yes." "Don't do that." "Put that down." "It's nothing." "It's nothing." "Myrna-- Is that all, Myrna?" "Myrna-- I'm busy, Myrna." "The new drapes aren't long enough in the living room." "What does she care how much it costs me?" "Oh, poor Leon." "Tsk-tsk-tsk." "Watch it, watch it." "My son." "My son." "Irwin, come to the office." "I want to talk to you." "I-Irwin, uh, I hate to interrupt your summer vacation." "Maybe you can look over last week's receipts, give us the benefit of what you're learning in business management." "Double check my figures, why don't ya." "I wanna work with the men, Dad." "What?" "I wanna work with the men." "Listen, I" " I wanna be one of the working class." "Like Mao says, workers of the world unite." "I'm hearing this from a college man." "Twenty thousand dollars worth of education, you wanna wash cars." "Listen-- " All work done for the masses--" That book again." "I don't want to see that book again." "All right, Pop." "Hang loose." "Go ahead, go ahead." "Wash cars, wash cars." "All right!" "[J.B. ] So hang in there, 'cause we're making it happen." "J.B. here on KGYS." "Keep that glide in your stride." "It's 1 0: 1 8 in the a.m. The mid-morning hour." "It's 75 out at the ocean, and the surf reported good from Malibu to Newport Beach." "This next tune is for all you surfers out there." "Hang ten. ♪ Zig zag ♪" "♪ Zig zag ♪" "♪ Zig zag ♪" "♪ Zig zag ♪" "♪ Zig zag ♪" "♪ Zig zag ♪" "♪ Zig zag ♪" "You all right, Calvin?" "Huh?" "♪ Zig Zag ♪ You all right?" "Didn't I tell you not to skate here?" "Get outta here!" "♪ Zig zag ♪♪ Calvin, not" "Watch out!" " You little" "Oh, are you here again?" "That's right!" "Go play in the street, Calvin." "Yo mama! Watch out!" "Hey!" "Hey! ♪ Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah ♪" "I'd like to talk to someone and get some information about a social disease." "Well, I can't right now." "I'm working." "Uh-huh." "No." "Not yet." "Well" "Well, it's just kinda hangin' there, lookin' sick." "I know you're diggin' it, 'cause I dig playing' it! Hey, Irwin-- I'm cool." "I'm cool." "Hey." "What's happening?" "And then after we" "Looks like the car wash heir wants to play in the water." "Mmm!" "Look at that child." "Hey, brothers!" "I'm here to unite with you!" "Oh!" "Stoned to the tits, honey." "Say, uh, Irwin, why don't you go there with Lloyd and Floyd... and work with the steam, huh?" "Right." "Good." "I think I'd better go work with the dryers." "Mm-hmm." "You got a problem there, boys?" "Oh" " Oh, man!" "Far out!" "You okay, kid?" "Oh, wow." "What a trip." "Hey" " Hey, stop-- Stop that horsing around!" " It's okay, Mr. Bernstein!" "Irwin, stop that fooling around!" "Irwin!" "Irwin!" "You'd better go put on something dry." "Yeah." "Come on!" "Wash cars!" "Wow, look at that." "I'm the first human being to go through a car wash!" "Number one!" "Number one!" "Hey, Mr. B!" "Hey, kid, this is no playground." "How come all the other car washes got fancy brushes... and you still wash cars by hand?" "That's the feature of this car wash-- we do it all by hand." "The personal touch." "Can't you read the sign?" "I think you just too cheap to put in machines." "Get out of here." "Beat it." "♪ KGYS ♪" "♪ Radio, radio, radio ♪♪" "Because you wanna keep yourself fresh and feminine, you want to use Wildflower for personal hygiene." "Wildflower, because it's made for you." "I drink it every day." "Can you dig it?" "And when I do, it makes me go-- Hey!" "Hey!" "Sorry." "Hey, that's okay, baby." "You're my kind of woman." "Disco dance!" "The first one to call me at KGYS and name this song... gets to win the first pair of tickets to J.B.'s disco dance and show, don't you know." "Drop a dime, get on the line." "That's 555-KGYS." "I ain't got no change?" "Call me now." "What the" "I ain't got no dimes?" "We have a winner in Compton!" "How about that? Man, I knew the song." "Didn't have no change." "Quick as a flash, no-cash T.C." "The next song, T.C., is " Swanee River."" "I never liked you anyway, Slide." "You need a dime?" "Yes." "Thank you, man." "It's on me, brother." "Of course it's busy." "It's a beauty salon." "Just break in." "Okay, darling, hold it in for Mommy." "You can do it." "If you have to throw up, do it out the window, away from the car." "Operator, this is urgent." "Please, look, if they do come through, phone me at this number." "It's absolutely urgent that I talk to them." "No, away!" "Away from the car!" "Hippo, you got yourself a customer, honey." "Oh, my God." "It's going to eat the paint out." "I told you, for Mommy, to throw up away from the car." "Can you get it off before it wrecks the finish?" "You'd better get out of there." "I'm very late-- Do you think it's gonna eat through the paint?" "Look at you." "You're just, uh" "Can you tell me where the, uh-- Over there." "Thank you very much." "Hurry, because the finish is gonna be" "Sir, if Monsieur Mark ca" "I-If he calls, would you ask him to take me half an hour later, please?" "Sure." "Thank you." "Hello?" "Is somebody in there?" "Is somebody in there?" "This is an emergency!" "Is somebody in there?" "I have an emergency!" "I think someone's in there, ma'am." "What?" "Uh, someone" "Please!" "Open up! Oh, God, please." "Uh, Miss Thing wants it clean, honey." "Uh, Charlie!" "Come take over for a minute, all right?" "What is going on in there?" "Why don't you open this door?" "Oh, God, please." "Please, God, open this door." "Oh... my God, it stinks in here." "It's supposed to, lady." "It's the toilet." "I'm not gonna go in there." "It's the ladies room." "On Police Radio, Indistinct ]" "6-A-1 1, 6-A-1 1, ambulance, injuries." "Beautiful, beautiful!" "Stay with me, 'cause we'll be giving away tickets all day, so we can boogie all night." "Get down, baby! You wanna get that, Mona? Hello." "Five Spot." "♪ Mona Lisa Mona Lisa ♪" "♪ Men have named you ♪♪ Mona?" "Mona." "Oh, my God, I have ten-- I know you didn't do it." "It's all right." "Is it clean yet?" "Sir, is it" "Oh, yes, ma'am." "Thank you very much." "Rickie, get in the car" "My..." "God, I see a speck." "Oh, it's in the paint." "No." "That is not in the paint." "Do it again, please." "Lady, believe me, it's in the paint." "I do not believe you." "Please try that again." "Lady, it's in the paint." "Look for yourself." "I am looking for myself." "I brought this car in." "You are refusing to do your job?" "I am refusing to tip you." "Just shows you what happens when you go out of Beverly Hills for any service." "Mom-- Not now, Rickie." "Adios, Miss Beverly Hills." "I know you gonna dig this." "Guaranteed to ease your pain... and take the chain off your brain." "It's long and low and dedicated to what makes the world go 'round. ♪ Wait a minute Here comes Daddy Rich ♪" "♪ In his mean limousine ♪" "♪ People come from everywhere when he's on the scene ♪" "♪ "Clean"can't describe ♪" "♪ The clothes he wears ♪" "♪ He says all you got to do is believe ♪" "♪ And you'll get your share ♪ ♪ I went to Daddy Rich's church last Sunday ♪" "♪ There was, uh wall-to-wall people there ♪" "♪ Standing room only ♪" "♪ A young man jumped up and accused Daddy Rich of bein' a thief♪" "♪ Daddy Rich just smiled ♪" "♪ And, uh, began to preach ♪" "♪ He said ♪ ♪ I fear not those ♪" "♪ Who do not like me ♪♪ Whose car is that?" "That belongs to the supreme black man, that's who." "Yeah, that's Daddy's car." "Daddy Rich." "You never watch him on TV? Praise the Lord!" "Praise the Lord!" "Amen!" "Hallelujah!" "Praise the Lord." "Or praise this car, honey." "Thank you, miss." "Yeah, Daddy." "Daddy Rich, what's your secret?" "My secret?" "How you doin'?" "Please." "Thank you, brother." "Good to see you." "The secret" "Thank you." "Yeah." "There are no secrets." "Believe that." "Uh-huh." "I believe it." "Except believe in the Lord!" "Right!" "Ooh-wee." "And believe in yourself." "And most of all, Uh-huh?" "believe in that federal green." "'Cause money walks and bullshit talks." "How you doin', brother?" "Daddy Rich, I been followin' you for over five years." "Well, bless you, brother, bless you." "Would you allow me the privilege of shining your shoes?" "Please?" "Well, you know what they say." "I take what is given unto me." "Amen!" "Amen." "Daddy Rich's special polish." "Wow." "Special polish!" "Ooh!" "That's real fur." "Oooh!" "Oh, my God!" "What's it feel like in there, Lindy?" "Like being in church with Burt Reynolds, honey." "I'd like you to drink with me, 'cause my cup runneth over." "All right!" "All right!" "Blessed be the tithe." "[ Man ] All right!" "Yeah!" "My Lord!" "From the body to the heavens, and a little bit for the earth." "Amen, brother, amen." "Amen." "Hallelujah." "And it's good too." "Don't even look dirty." "You're gonna wash this car because of a little pigeon shit on the trunk?" "Not the car." "Just the spot." "Don't let the water be hotter than 66.4." "Water?" "You'd better speak to this gentleman." "Daddy Rich, ever since I been following you," "I got a new house and a color TV." "Amen." "All right!" "Praise the Lord." "Why don't you tell everybody how you got so rich, Daddy Rich?" "This is one nigger you ain't foolin', brother." "I'm hip to the game you runnin' down on these people here." "What can I do for you, brother?" "The same thing you doin' for everybody else-- nothin'." "Hey, man, hey!" "Guess you don't believe in my church-- the Church of Divine Economic Spirituality." "Yeah, that's right." "I don't believe in it." " Then you don't believe in God." " Not your God." "My God's doin' all right by me." "He sure is!" "He's doin' all right by me too!" "Why don't you climb on board, brother, and believe in me." "And for a small fee I'll set you free, nearer thy God to thee." "[ Woman ] Amen!" " Praise you, honey." "Praise you." "'Cause it's better to have money and not to need it than to need it and not to have it." "Amen!" "There's a good place in this world for money." "And I know where it is-- right here in my pocket." "Hey, give me some!" "You talkin' just like a pimp." "Now, wait a minute." "Answer him." "Answer him, Lord." "I don't get mad at people like that." "You know why?" " 'Cause he's a revolutionary." " That's right, brother." "He must be leadin' a bunch of fools, disrespect women he don't even know." "Wilson Sisters some of the finest women you ever wanna meet." "He don't know nothin' about 'em." "Gon' talk about 'em." "You better believe it." "If I wasn't a Christian man, I'd probably be kickin' in yo' ass." "Thank you!" " Well, drop on down, brother." "Drop on down here, brother." "I'm gon' drop on down with a bit of light." "Make him apologize, sister." "All right, all right." "You got it, Daddy." "I shall not be moved." "Like a tree planted by the water, Amen!" "I shall not be moved." "♪ Doo-doo-wop A-rat-a-tat boom ♪" "♪ Make the sound of a jet plane zoom ♪" "♪ Doo-doo-wop A-rat-a-tat boom ♪" "♪ Make the sound of a gun ♪" "♪ You got to believe in somethin' ♪ All right!" "Well!" "♪ Why not believe in me ♪ ♪ You got to believe in somethin'♪" " Well!" " ♪ Why not believe in me ♪" "Take him back!" "Straight uptown!" "♪ Tell me, brother ♪" "♪ What have I, I ♪" "♪ Done to you ♪" "♪ To make you mean and treat me ♪" "♪ The way you do ♪" "♪ Go on and wave your flag brother ♪" "♪ Start your revolution ♪" "♪ I'm willin' to let you do your thing ♪" "♪ Tell me, why are you blind when it comes to mine ♪" "♪ Oh, you gotta believe in somethin' ♪" "♪ Why not believe in me ♪" "♪ Me, me, me, me, me ♪" "♪ Believe ♪ ♪ You gotta believe ♪" "♪ In somethin' ♪ ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪" "♪ Why not believe in me ♪" "♪ Why don't you let the Wilson Sisters set you free ♪" "♪ Take the chain off the brain ♪" "♪ Believe ♪" "♪ Lord, I said that's the truth ♪" "♪ Take the chain off your brain ♪ ♪ Hey-ey ♪" "♪ Believe ♪ ♪ Listen, brother ♪" "♪ You always talkin' 'bout the ♪" "♪ World needs changing' ♪" "♪ You'd better stop Take a look at yourself ♪" "♪ Stop ridiculin' everybody else ♪" "♪ You got to believe in somethin' ♪" "♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ Why not believe in me ♪" "♪ Why don't you let the Wilson Sisters set you free ♪" "♪ You got to believe in somethin' ♪" "♪ Believe, believe believe ♪" "♪ Yes, why not believe in me ♪" "♪ The world don't need to be no colder ♪ ♪ Believe, believe in me ♪" "♪ Get the chip off your shoulder ♪" "♪ You got to believe in somethin'♪ ♪ Don't you wanna ♪♪ And maybe this will help to find Joe?" "Seek and ye shall find." "All right, Daddy Rich!" "Bye, Daddy!" "Bye-bye! Bye-bye, Daddy!" " Thank you, Daddy." " Bye!" "Good work!" "Daddy!" "Bye!" "You got it in you too, brother." "You got it in you." "Here's the big one back at ya." "Our lines have been ringin' all day for this one-- the chart climber of the week! Take it on outta here, honey." "Ciao." "Shit." "You gonna drive that car." "You are driving and cleaning that car." "It's okay." "He won't hurt ya." "Hey." "Hey, look." "Come on." " He's a puppy dog." "Well, just drive the puppy dog around there and get him in the shower." "Trash." "Yeah, scum." "Scum." "I'm gonna try to get away after dinner." "You gonna be home? I don't know." "Maybe." "You cats have no maturity!" "Hey, we got work to do." "We got work to do." "You cats have no maturity, man." "There's a dog in the car." "Sparky!" "Sparky!" "Nice doggie! Get it!" "Get it!" "It's out! Sparky, come back!" "Catch him!" ", Hold him!" "Get him!" "Get him!" "Sparky!" "Sparky!" "Come here!" "Thanks." "All right, come here." "Whew." "You're welcome." "Look at that dog." "Gimme a break, Sparky?" "Not here." "[ White Boy ] Yuck!" "[ Black Boy ] Ohh!" "[ White Boy ] Yuck!" "Dogcatcher." "Yeah." "Gets points with people." "Geronimo?" "Here." "What's that for?" "To clean up the dog shit." "Hey. hey." "We don't clean up no shit." "Don't give me no lip." "Clean up the shit." "You clean it up, Earlie." "That's right." "You clean it up." "I don't get wet and I don't clean up no dog shit, but I do kick ass." "I love it." "Clean it up." "It's five minutes before the hour." "We promised you more about the pop bottle bomber." "KGYS is first with the flash." "You got it." "Keep doin' it that way." "Live from Parker Center, soul sister LaVonne Styles." "Come on in." "Hi, this is LaVonne Styles." "Oh." "No, thank you." "I'm here at Parker Center talking to Police Chief Dave Evis." "Chief Evis, have you been able to identify the mad bomber?" "Hi, Sam!" "[ Chief Evis ] He's a short, nervous, scraggly haired individual." "How you doin'?" "Okay." "From eyewitness descriptions, his principal weapon..." "Mail call!" "seems to be a common pop bottle that's filled with, oh, you know, high explosives," "Thank you." "capped with silver foil, containing a fuse device." "From Parker Center, this is LaVonne Styles for KGYS." "Uh, finito, honey." "Oh, thank you-- Lindy, you lightened your hair." "I love it." "What color is it?" "It's supposed to be mango, honey, but it's not right yet." "But wait till I get to the school tonight." "Listen, Lindy, I finally figured out how I wanna have my nose done." "I was thinking of doing elizabeth Taylor from here to here... and Olivia Newton-John on the bottom." " What do you think?" " Flawless, honey." "Damn." "Who is Earl to tell me to clean up that shit?" "And then Geronimo's gonna run off and leave me standin' there." "Wh" " Who do they think-- Hey, Tall Chief, lend me your ears." "Yeah, uh, run that by me again." "Lend me your ears." "Lend me your lips." "Ah, come on, man." "I ain't askin' to sleep with your mama." "Have you ever seen me give up my ears?" "No, man, but" "Well, then, what possessed you to even think to ask to borrow my ears?" "This chick wants to take my picture, man." "Just for a minute." "You gotta do better than that." "And "just for a minute" ain't gonna get it either." "You gotta tell me somethin'." "Make me understand" "Well, it ain't every day you can do somethin' for a fellow American." "[J.B.] It's noon on the moon, midday in L.A., And don't get it all dirty." "and time for Rod McGrew to do it to you." "Yeah, thank you,J.B." "This is your brother, Rod McGrew." "Don't forget, stick around, because later on we've got two tickets... to J.B.'s disco dance and show... live at Howard's Grand Casino Music Hall and Rib Shack." "It happens tonight." "Be there for the funkiest sounds in town, like this-- Hey, Tall Chief, thanks for the ears." "Oh, any time, my friend." "The Five Spot got ribs today." "I'm gon' get me some ribs." "Ooh, yeah!" "How 'bout y'all, man?" "Uh, how 'bout-- Abdullah, you want some ribs?" "Man, I told you." "I don't eat meat." "I'm off the pig." "I eat natural foods, not slave foods." "Is that all right with you?" "Um, excuse me, brother, but is ribs pig? They had such a good time." "How do you know Scruggs had a good time? What did I do?" "Shit, man!" "What did I do?" "She's crazy." "Got her brains in her lungs." "Then the bitch must be a genius!" "Marsha, this is my lunch!" "What'd you do with my ears, man?" "Nothin'! Looks like a nice lunch you got there." "Geronimo." "Yeah?" "What do you want?" "I was just thinkin'." "Maybe I ought to call Charlene,just to let her know I'm all right." "Scruggy, what I tell you this morning?" "It ain't cool for your old lady to know where you are every minute of every day." "Tonight when you get home, she's gonna be at the door with your pipe and slippers... in that little negligee you told me about." "It ain't good for her to know that she can boss you around." "Well, I don't smoke a pipe and I don't wear no slippers." "Scruggy, I'm the expert." "Right?" "Take it from me." "I've been married three and a half times." "I should know, huh? Hey, what the hell is going on around here, huh?" "This is no playground." "We wash cars, huh?" "We're on our lunch hour." "Then eat your lunch." "Go ahead." "You heard me." "You heard Mr. B." "That's all right, Chuko." "I'm gonna get you." "In your dreams, Pocahontas." "Hey, come on." "Come on. ♪ KGYS ♪" "The station that brings you-- ♪ Soul, soul, soul, soul ♪" "♪ Music ♪ Here's your coffee, sir." "♪ Sittin' here ♪" "♪ In this chair♪" "♪ Waitin' on you ♪ Anybody want some more coffee?" "♪ Oh, baby ♪" "♪ To see things my way ♪" "♪ But not a word do you say ♪" "♪ You don't even look my way ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪" "♪ Girl, I'm ♪" "♪ Spendin' my dimes ♪" "♪ Wastin' my time ♪" "♪ Talkin' till I'm black and blue ♪" "♪ Oh, can't you see ♪" "♪ I wanna get next to you ♪ Okay, what'll you have? ♪ Dreams of you and I go sailing by ♪" "♪ Whenever your eyes meet mine ♪" "You're so fine." "♪ And, girl you make me feel so insecure ♪" "Snapper, you'd better stay away from that hooker!" "♪ You're so beautiful and pure ♪" "[ Whispers ] Hey, Goody, watch." "Watch." "♪ Why must you be unkind ♪" "♪ And tell me I'm not your kind ♪" "♪ Blowin' my mind ♪" "♪ Girl, my my money is low ♪" "♪ And I know ♪" "Uh, give me that special." "♪ That I can't take you to the fancy places ♪" "♪ You might wanna go ♪" "♪ Still, I wanna get next to you ♪" "♪ I, I wanna get next to you ♪" "Two specials." "You look really pretty this morning." "What'll it be?" "You and me." "Listen, T.C., I got no time-- Okay." "What's the special today?" "Ribs and wings." "What kind of wings?" "Chicken wings." "I've always been a breast-and-thigh man myself." "Why are you so cold to me?" "I went out with you once, didn't I?" "Yeah, but what about-- Take your hand off of me." "What about tonight?" "It's just not in the cards for you and me." "Why?" "Because you've got no money, no future and no class." "I'm not going out with niggers with no class anymore." " Pick up two." " What about Chinese?" "We got class." "Oh, wow." "♪ I wanna get next to you ♪♪" "Wanna get out of the car, Harold?" "Okay." "Okay." "May I-- It's a mellow afternoon, and you're out there groovin'." "You're funnin' and sunnin' with your brother Rod McGrew on the big KGYS, playing the songs that you want to hear on your soul support station... in greater Los Angeles." "♪ Old lovin' Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪" "Dad, let's rap." "It's very important that you and I rap." "Ray Hoenig almost choked to death the other day." "He was eating a chicken sandwich when his son decided at that moment... to tell him he's a homosexual." "Got a piece of chicken caught right here." "So please, talk later." "That's cool." "Irwin." "Irwin!" " You're not a homosexual, are you?" " Not yet." "Can I help you, honey?" "Uh, yeah." "You haven't by any chance seen a tall, blond black chick around here?" "No." "Fly, look at that." "Oh, shit! Ah-ha-ha-ha." "Get goin', get goin', get goin'." "You think it's the invisible man?" "Come on, man." "Now, look." "Look, look." "Hey, baby." "How're you doin'?" "Good." "I'm glad to hear that." "What happened to you, man?" "Yeah?" "That's some tough shit, man." "Oh, my God." "I'll tell you what I'm gonna do." "Hey, watch out, Goody! Hey, man!" "Man, I don't know what y'all" " Say, Goody." "You almost got my hair wet, man." "My stuff ain't straight like yours." "It takes time." "Come on." "Nah, man." "That dude don't know who he's messin' with, man!" "He didn't mean it." "That cat's lucky." "He don't know how close he was." "I am the Fly!" "Let me go." "Hey! Cat got that straight hair." "Shoot." "My hair takes time to get together." "You know what I'm talkin' about?" "What did you do to that cat anyway?" "I don't know." "He did somethin' with Goody's ears." "Yeah, that was nice and really, really smokin'." "Here's a new tune called "Zig Zag. "" "Let's see if this goody is hot enough for you." "You hungry, Harold?" "You want Chinese or Italian?" "Italian." "Hey, T.C., man." "All right?" "All right." "Hey, man, I didn't know that Marsha was gonna do that." "That's all right." "Just like the other time with that wet towel." "Yeah." "That was" "Hey, man." "Loan me some soda?" "Hey, nothin' to it." "Hey, all right." "What was that in that car?" "That mummy." "Mmm!" "Hey, what-- Hello, Lonnie." "Hey, man." "What the hell are you doing here?" "It's our policy from time to time to visit our men at their place of employment." "Man, I report every month like I'm supposed to." "You ain't got to keep checkin' on me." "It's part of my job." "You think I'm lyin' to you?" "You think I ain't workin' here no more?" "Lonnie, please." "I ain't embarrassed." "I served my time." "I check in every month." "I keep my job washing the goddamn cars." "How the hell come can't you leave me alone?" "Like I said, I'm just doing my job." "Well, I'm just doing mine, and I can't afford to lose it." "So don't you come 'round here no more." "You understand? It's time for..." "Disco Dance." "Whoo!" "Your lucky number is 555-KGYS." "Oh, no!" "Not now, please!" "Lady, I got an emergency." "Please, lady, excuse me." "I have to get in." "This is an emergency." "Please!" "♪ Since you been away, boy ♪" "Lady, my family is dying!" "They're all choking, and I'm the only one who can help them!" "I'm the only-- Lady, come on, lady!" "Lady, listen to me." "Don't ignore me." "Listen to me." "I gotta make this call." "Lady, please, I'm just beggin'." "Just one minute, please." "♪ Slowly driving me insane ♪" "♪ Boy, I'm goin' down ♪" "♪ I'm going down ♪" "♪ 'Cause you ain't around ♪" "♪ Baby ♪" "♪ My whole world's upside down ♪" "Hello." "Uh, is Joe there?" "Joe." "♪ Boy, please believe me ♪" "You ain't got no Joe." "♪ Since you've been gone ♪" "Is this 5 5 5-5330?" "♪ Everything's going wrong ♪" "Well, this is the number he gave me." "♪ Why'd you have to say good-bye ♪" "No." "♪ Look what you've done to me ♪" "Okay." "Bye." "♪ I can't stop these tears from falling ♪" "♪ From my eyes ♪" "♪ Oh, baby I'm goin' down ♪" "♪ I'm goin' down ♪" "♪ 'Cause you ain't around ♪" "♪ Baby ♪" "♪ My whole world's ♪" "♪ Upside down ♪" "♪ 'Cause you ain't around ♪" "♪ Goin' down ♪" "♪ Ooh, hoo, ohh-ohh ♪ Don't they ever get sick of it?" "You'd think just once they'd wanna hear a Frank Sinatra," "Perry Como, huh?" "Well, it's your place." "Play what you want." "You think so, huh?" "Just watch this." "♪ I'm goin' down--♪" " That's funny, huh?" "♪ I'm goin' down ♪" "♪ 'Cause you ain't around ♪" " Very funny." "Very funny." "♪ My whole world's upside down ♪♪" "Just forget it." "I'm not goin' back to school." "Justin, would you please listen?" "What you mean, "Justin, please"?" "I done listened to you and my folks long enough now." "What do I have to show for it, huh?" "Nothin'." "I wanna get me a real job, makin' me some real money." "Like the job that was offered to me." "Hey, we can get married." "You know?" "We can do all the things that we wanted to do." "We don't have to do no more waitin'." "That's all I'm sayin'." "I understand what you're saying, but" "Hey,Justin!" "Hey,Justin!" "I said I am not going back to school." "Then we're not getting married." "Say what?" "I said no college, no marriage." "Now you talkin' crazy." "I'm not talkin' crazy." "You are talkin' crazy." "I gotta go back to work." "We'll just talk about this later, okay?" "No, you forget about talking to me, sweetheart, ever." "I-- Good-bye,Justin." "What do you mean, good-bye?" "You heard me." "Good-bye." "♪ KGYS ♪" "♪ Radio, radio, radio ♪♪ [ Lindy ] Will you close the door, Hippo?" "Oh, okay." "Hey, Irwin." "Come here for a minute, man." "I got a real bad stomachache, man." "Why don't you take my place for a while while I go to the bathroom, huh?" "I appreciate it,Jack." "Yeah, sure." "♪ Put your money where your mouth is ♪" "♪ Or you ain't sayin' nothin'♪" "♪ Put your money where your mouth is ♪" "♪ Or you ain't sayin' a damn thing ♪" "Talk is cheap." "That's right, honey." "That is what is meant by "a fall into the pit... is a gain in your wit."" "Irwin, who did you say said all that?" "Mao, man." "Mao Tse-tung." "He's the head dude of all the red Chinese." "Is he anything like Bruce Lee?" "♪ Do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do, do ♪" "It's really getting hot, ain't it?" "Uh-huh." "Oh, hot." "Oh, hot." "If you wanna feel something hot, you oughta put your hand on this beer." "♪ Or you ain't sayin' nothin'♪" "♪ Put your money where your mouth is ♪" "♪ Or you ain't sayin' a damn thing ♪♪" "Mmm!" "Marsha!" "Will you please stop?" "I mean, this is a place of business, huh?" "I dropped my contact lens in the cold cream." "My brother told me not to go into this business." "Parking lots, he said." "I told him he was crazy." "Now he can buy and sell me." "Enough!" "Geronimo, man, I gotta win that radio contest." "I get them tickets, boy, I take Mona out tonight." "Boy, I'll be over, you know?" "Whoo!" "She's so fine." "Mmm!" "Man, I got down with her." "Can you believe that?" "I ever tell you?" "Every day." ""And to overthrow the reactionary ruling classes... and therefore impossible for the people to win power."" " That's from ibid, page 1 50." " Ibid?" "Heavy rhetoric, little boss." "Duane" " I mean-- I mean, Abdullah." "You know what I'm talking about." "You know where I'm coming from." "Revolution is-- You wanna pick my brain, right?" "Right." "I'm gonna let you." "You know that revolution you keep talkin' about all the time?" "When it happens, and it's gonna happen, then you're gonna be working here for real and not just playing around, splashing in the water." "We get a chance to run your white ass, and you all get a chance to sing " We Shall Overcome" in Chinese." " Hey, man!" " That's not what I meant." "I'm so tired of you runnin' off at your mouth." "It's gettin' me down, honey." "Why don't you just leave and be an assassin?" "'Course the only thing you're good at shooting' off is your big mouth." "Would you please get out of my face, you sorry-looking faggot?" "Oh!" "Who you calling sorry looking?" "Can't y'all see that she ain't funny?" "She's just another poor example... of how the system has of destroying our men." "Honey, I am more man than you'll ever be... and more woman than you'll ever get." " Shit." " All right. ♪ I want to see you get down ♪" "KGYS news update." "Here in Los Angeles, the mysterious pop bottle bomber is still at large... after exploding his latest bomb in Anaheim." "A psychological profile released by the police department... pictures the bomber as a short, eccentric middle-European man... with an unhappy childhood." "More on this fast-breaking story later on KGYS news." "Hi there, sir." "Good morning." "Can I interest you in a hot wax for your car?" "We shampoo rugs." "We even got regular wax." "Yes, anything." "Are you quite through?" "Oh, you are." "Good." "Here, here." "Thank you." "Boy, there's been some weird people in here today." "Hey, uh, pardon me, lady." "Pardon me." "You didn't, by any chance, see a tall, blond, black girl, did you?" "T.C!" "T.C., come here." "I'm serious, man." "T.C!" "What is it, Hippo?" " T.C., come here." " Damn." "What is it, Hippo?" "See that cat down there?" " Yeah." " Do you know what he got in that bag?" "Nah, I don't know." "Uh" "A pop bottle." "You calling me over here to tell me that cat's got a pop bottle?" "Wait, wait, wait, wait!" "A pop bottle with silver foil on the top." "So what?" "So" " So what?" "Just take a look at this." "Look at that." "Just be cool, Hippo." "Follow me." "Follow me." "You think he ain't gonna see you up against the wall like that, man?" "Come on." "How you doin'?" "I like your hair, man." "It's bad." "It's bad." "It's him." "He's got the bomb." "We're the next victim." "He gonna blow us up." "Shut up!" "What are we gonna do, man?" "What are we gonna do?" "Quiet." "This is a job for the Fly, Hippo." "You're worthless, man!" "I swear!" "Two and a half gallons of gas." "Charge?" "And the, uh-- the, uh, the blue" "Stop, thief!" "They took my bag!" "Get them!" "Everybody, get out of the way!" "Hey, wait a minute." " Hey, T.C. What's going on, man?" " Get him!" "It's a bomb!" "It's a bomb!" "It's a bomb!" "It's a bomb!" "It's a bomb!" " Catch it!" "Catch it! My bag." "Oh, my bag." " Piss?" " Piss!" " Piss?" " It's" " It's piss." " Piss?" " He broke my bag." "Piss?" "I was just taking a sample to the doctor." "It took me two days to go." "I had this operation, and the doctor" "I-I'll handle this." "I-I'll handle this." "I'll handle it." "I was just taking that sample to the doctor." "It took me two days to go." "I had this operation-- I'm terribly sorry, sir." "I-I'd like to replace it." "I mean, I can't replace it." "But here's a little something to take care of everything." "And the car wash-- the car wash is on the house." "How 'bout my-my pants?" "It'll all be taken care of." "Hey, Mr. B, why don't you fill up another one for the man?" "We'll find it." "Why don't you fix the wheel?" "Earl, see that that stuff is cleaned up." "Hey, fellas." "Wash the cars!" "Look, come with me." "Come with me?" "You know who that was?" "The pee bottle bomber." "I just don't understand white folk." "Hey, man." "Ain't that Sonny Fredricks over there?" "Yeah." "We got a little deal working'." "Thought you wasn't hanging out with him no more." "What's the matter?" "He ain't good enough for you?" "He ain't good enough because he's an ex-con?" "You're forgettin' something." "I ain't forgetting' nothin'." "Then you just lay off me and my friends." "At least he didn't bust no head open on no gas station attendant." "Hey, don't push it, Abdullah." "What are ya doin', Marsha?" "What?" "Why-Why are you closing the door?" "It's so noisy out here." "I thought it might disturb you." "Hey, you're a sweet girl, Marsha." "With the gas, that's 5.50." " What's your name?" " Marsha." " Hi." "I'm Kenny." " Hi." "Here's your change." "And here's your rain check." " You get a free car wash if it rains." " What if it rains today?" "Then come back tomorrow." "What if I can't wait until tomorrow?" "Let's say I come back tonight around... 6:00." "It would be too late." "You couldn't get your car washed then." "Yeah, but let's say I was to come back at 6:00 anyway." "Hey, come on, would you?" "♪ Ooh-whee-ooh ♪" "♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪" "♪ Together♪" "♪ Forever, me and you ♪♪" "Hi, Mr. B." "Hey!" "Hi, Abdullah!" "Hey, little Lonnie." "How you doin'?" "Hi, Dad." "Hey, how ya doin'?" "Hey, how's my girl?" "Hi, Daddy." "Hey, how's Mama?" "Okay." "Can I play pinball?" "How much homework you got today?" " Not that much." " Ah, not that much." "You ain't even got no business over here this afternoon, have you?" "Daddy, look what I got." "Now, let's see." "Hey." "That's beautiful, baby." "Here's the car wash, and there's you." "That's really nice, baby." "I drew it for you." "For me?" "Ah, thank you, baby." "That's my girl." "Come on, Dad." "Let me play pinball." "Uh... no, you got more responsibilities than playing pinball." "You just take your sister home and get your homework done." "Okay." "Do it." "I'll be home later." "Oh, and watch out for the traffic at the corners." "Bye." "See you later." "Bye, Daddy." "Thank you for the drawing, baby." "Bye." "Do you own a Cadillac with the license plates YNL 877?" "I sure do." "You're under arrest." "Turn around, please." "For what, man?" "Over 37 parking violations you haven't paid." "Oh, I gave my sister-in-law the money this morning to pay it all." "Is there any other way we can straighten this out, Officer?" "I gave a certified check." "I would've brought it myself, but I had to go to work." "Tell it to the judge." "Wait a minute!" "I would've brought the check myself!" "Hey, Slide, are you going to the slammer?" "Hey, look!" "Call my sister at the May Company." "Better not look in his locker-- See you on visiting' day!" "Hey, call my sister at the May Company." " I guess this means all debts are cancelled." " No, it don't!" "Get back to work." "Come on." "Wash cars." "Wash the cars." "Call her!" "Huh?" "What's the number of the May Company, huh?" "Which one?" "I don't know." "Any one." "Calvin, will you come on!" "I gotta go home now, turkeys." "See you tomorrow." "Don't do us no favors, honey." "Go to the Bluebird Car Wash and give them your business." "Calvin!" " Calvin!" " Hey, Calvin!" "Calvin, you okay?" "I made you look!" " You little creep." " Boy, why don't you look where you're going?" "Do it! We got him that time!" "What happened?" "Pain in the ass!" " Mr. B, I forgot my money." " What money?" "Hey, Mr. B. Where's my money?" "Hey!" "You firing me?" "Let's go inside." "We'll talk inside." "I don't need your stinkin' office!" "You fire me right here!" "I warned you." "You were out yesterday, twice last week." "I need someone-- I'm warning you!" "You understand me?" "I'm gonna burn this place-- You think I need your stinkin' slave job?" "You think you're gonna be the boss?" "You ain't!" "I'm gonna get you for this!" "I'm warning you." "You understand me?" "Everybody, back to work." "I'm gonna get you!" "Get your hands off me." " Look, I'm sorry, Duane." " My name is Abdullah, you" "All right!" "All right, all right!" "All right!" "All right, all right." "All right." "Hey, come on, man." "Come on now." "What's the problem, brother?" " What y'all excited about?" " Come on now." "It's all right." "Come on." "You watch your ass, nigger." "Watch yourself!" "Hey, man." "You watch yourself!" "It's all right." "Come on, man." "Where's the aspirin, Marsha?" "It's in your drawer." "Mr. B, about Abdullah" "I mean, I'm sorry about Abdullah." "He's really wired up." "Wish you'd think about giving him another chance." "I've given him a thousand chances." "The man is just confused." "He really is." "Lonnie, now is not the time, huh?" "Please?" "Mr. B, every week I keep trying to talk to you." "Every week you keep telling me, "Now is not the time."" "I've been working for you for over a year now." "When is it gonna be time?" "Uh, I don't wanna talk to you about Duane, huh?" "All right, let's don't talk about Duane." "Let's talk about me." "I've got to have more money." "I can't make it on what you payin' me." "I've got two children." "That Bluebird Car Wash, they're driving me out of business." "Mr. B, I keep telling you, you got a big lot here." " If you organize this right, you could be making twice" " Lonnie." "Look, I know you got ideas." "You got ideas." "Don't I always pay extra for opening and closing?" "Yeah." "Sh" "All right, it's time to get back in the music groove." "But first, Disco Dance." "Ooh!" "Oh, no!" "Get out of there, girl!" "No, please, please!" "I gotta make a call!" "I gotta make an important phone call! You'll get those last two free tickets to J.B.'s Disco Dance." "Come on, please, man." "Answer!" "Answer!" ""Born to Love You." The answer is "Born to Love You"!" "Whoo!" "Whoo." "Yeah." "Oh, oh!" "Yeah, my name is Theodore Chauncey Elcott." "I work at the Dee-Luxe Car Wash." "Now dig it, man." "I'm gonna be there after work." "I get off at 6:00." "Is that cool?" "Oh, all right." "Beautiful, man, yeah." "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoa!" "We got a winner at the Dee-Luxe Car Wash at 6th and Rampart... here in Los Angeles." "His name is Theodore Chauncey Elcott..." "Theodore Chauncey?" "and he's gonna get down tonight." "T.C. gotta stand for something, don't it?" "I always thought T.C. stood for " Tough Chit"!" "Yeah!" "I'm gonna try to get away later." "You gonna be home?" "Uh, no, Leon." "I'm going to visit my sister tonight." "Well, maybe tomorrow night, huh?" "Yeah, maybe." "Watch it, Marsha." "Hey, guys." "Uh..." "I just wanted to say it's been really far out hanging out with you guys." "I mean-- It's been nice hanging out with you too, man." "You know?" "Good luck, man." "Yeah." "Come on back some time." "Good luck." "Lonnie." "Lonnie, I didn't know where you were." "Uh, Lonnie, uh, we'll talk about all that stuff tomorrow." "Lonnie, tomorrow we sit down, we talk about all the things on your mind." "You got my word." "I promise." "Hey, Scruggy." "You gotta help me pick the ninth race, man." "Charlene!" "I told you, man." "I told you." "I was just gonna call you." "Charlene." "What's this?" "Charlene, what the-- What are you doing?" " Later, brother." " Listen, I was gonna call you." "I didn't mean to stay out last night!" "Hey, Charlene!" "It's one minute before the hour of 6:00 p.m." "News and weather, and then weekend music." "Stay with us." "♪ KGYS ♪" "♪ Radio, radio, radio ♪♪" "Loretta gonna pick you up?" "You get everything straight?" "Yeah, everything's straight." "She's comin'." "Hey, dog, it's quittin' time!" "No, no, no, no." "I'm the boss around here." "I get to say when it's quittin' time." "Well?" "It's quittin' time! ♪ And, girl,you make me feel so insecure ♪" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "All right!" "Uh-oh!" "Whoo! Thank you, thank you." "Now, for our next impression, we'd like to do James Brown!" "Brother!" "I'm tired!" "But I be clean!" "Put some here." "Hey!" "Damn it, who's got my Swahili Sheen?" "Nigger, you know you got my Swahili Sheen." "No, I don't, I" "Man, you know I got a date." "Oh, come on, man!" "Come on!" "Come on, brother!" "A-ha!" "The Fly flies again!" "Yeah, uh, triumphant after the pop bottle bomber." ""It's a bomb!" "It's a bomb!" "It's a bomb!" "It's a bomb!"" "Yeah, yeah." "You cats are just jealous 'cause I got tickets to the concert tonight." "Yeah, well, too bad you goin' alone though." "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "Here, honey, I'll show you how." "Whoa!" "We see who you takin' out tonight." "Where's your radio, man?" "I ain't never seen you without your box." "Oh, I broke it." "What'd you do, sit on it?" "Sit on it." "Yeah." "Hey, come on, Charlie." "Let's hurry it up, man." "Hey, Lonnie, you want a ride?" "Ah, no, thanks, Charlie." "I gotta close up." "We'll wait for ya." "No, that's all right." "Thanks." "Try not to leave the locker room too messy." "Will you listen to this." "♪ Ding-dong the fool is gone ♪" "We'll see you people on Soul Train." "Good luck!" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Okay, okay." "Man, come on." "I got a date! Well, you go ahead." "I'll check out the register." "Oh, Lonnie, thank you." "Thank you." "Bye. ♪ Bye-bye ♪ You clean it up!" "Whoo!" "All right, brother! Hey, hey!" "Don't I get any congratulations?" "I'm the big winner." "And the whole city knows it." "Can you get to that, my love?" "What?" "I won concert tickets." "I'm gonna go pick 'em up in a few minutes." "Look, T.C., I'm tired and I'm busy... and I've had a day" "Now, you listen to me." "You waiting' for some high-class prince to come sweep you off your feet, that's not gon' happen." "I am your prince." "Don't no one dig you as much as I do." "You know that." "If you don't get yourself together and start treating' me different," "I'm not comin' around here anymore." "And if you don't want to go out with me tonight," "I'll just get me somebody who will." " T.C." " What?" "I'm gonna be through in an hour." "Come back then?" "All right." "That's what the kid wanted to hear." "The Fly flies again. ♪ You're on my mind ♪" "♪ Ooh-oooh ♪" "♪ You're on my mind ♪" "♪ Ooh-oooh ♪" "♪ You're on my mind ♪" "♪ Ooh-oooh ♪" "Bye." "♪ You're on my mind ♪ Here's the bus." "♪ Ooh-oooh ♪" "♪ You're on my mind ♪ Loretta." "I've been thinking" "♪ Ooh-oooh ♪" "♪ So you never, never part ♪" "♪ You're on my mind ♪" "Let's not even talk about it." "Okay?" "♪ Ooh-oooh ♪" "We'll just sit down calmly next week and discuss it." "No, 'cause I mean-- Next week." "♪ You're on my mind ♪ A deal?" "Deal." "Hey, move over." "I'm driving." "All right." "All right." "♪ You're on my mind ♪" "♪ Ooh-oooh ♪" "♪ You're on my mind ♪♪ Hey." "Somebody out there? Oh." "Say, Abdullah." "What you doin' here?" "Hey, man, I'm glad you come back though." "I'm gon' have a talk with Mr. B in the morning, straighten out that whole mess." "I didn't come here to talk, Lonnie." "I came for the money." "Abdullah." "You're gonna have to use that piece." "Oh, I am, huh?" "I forgot you was a house nigger for Mr. B." "Protectin' him this afternoon, and now you're protectin' his money." "Come on, man." "I don't give a shit about Mr. B's money." "I'm protecting you." "That's chump change, man." "What you gonna do with it?" "Buy you a revolution?" "Solve all your problems?" "Just give me the money, man." "You and I both know jails are full of thousands of young men just like you." "Is that what you really want?" "Come on, man." "Give me the gun." "I don't wanna kill you, Lonnie." "Abdullah, you don't have to." "Give me the gun, man." "Come on." "Come on, man." "Huh?" "Man, don't make me." "Give me the gun." "Abdullah." "Oh, shit." "Come on." "It's all falling' apart, man." "Hey, come on." "It's all falling' apart." "Yeah." "It's all right." "I know." "It's all falling' apart." "Yeah." "Yeah, I know just how you feel, man." "I don't know, man." "I don't know." "I know I'm not crazy." "But every day I have to come here... and watch this clown show, man." "Sometimes..." "I just can't take it." "I know." "I know." "Hey, look." "Hey, it's gon' be all right." "Okay?" "We'll work it out." "Together." "Huh? [ Radio ] All right, this is J.J.Jackson, the prince of darkness, comin' to you in the nighttime 'cause you know it's the right time." "Starting with the best, the number-one sound in the West," ""Car Wash. "" "Dig the players on this session." "Blowin' on steam guns, Floyd and Lloyd:" "Darrow Igus... and De Wayne Jessie." "Suckin' it up on the vacuum, Hippo:" "James Spinks." "Lindy:" "Antonio Fargas." "Dig the Pointer Sisters... and Daddy Rich:" "Mr. Richard Pryor." "The taxi driver's George Carlin." "On shoes, Clarence Muse." "T.C. is Franklyn Ajaye." "And Mona's somethin' else." "She's Tracy Reed." "Duane" " I mean, Abdullah, is Bill Duke." "Lonnie:" "Ivan Dixon." "On the bottle, Henry Kingi." "On burrito, Pepe Serna." "Geronimo is Ray Vitte." "Scruggs is Jack Kehoe." "The man with the mummy, that's Garrett Morris." "Justin and Loretta:" "Leon Pickney and Ren Woods." "On the outside, Miz Beverly Hills, Lorraine Gary." "On the inside, Lauren Jones." "From left to right," "Leonard Jackson, Sully Boyar and Professor Irwin Corey." "The head on the head, Richard Brestoff" "On makeup, Melanie Mayron." "Arthur French is Charlie." "And on skateboard, Michael Fennell." "All right." "Get down." "♪ Car wash ♪ ♪ Talkin' 'bout the car wash ♪" "♪ Car wash,yeah ♪" "♪ Come on,y'all and sing it with me ♪" "♪ Car wash ♪" "♪ Sing it with feeling,y'all ♪" "♪ Car wash,yeah ♪" "♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪" "♪ Car wash ♪ ♪ Those cars never seem to stop coming ♪" "♪ What'd I say ♪ ♪ Car wash ♪" "♪ Keep those rags and machines humming'♪" "♪ Car wash ♪ ♪ Let me tell you it's always cool ♪" "♪ And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool ♪" "♪ At the car wash ♪" "♪ Working at the car wash yeah ♪" "♪ Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah ♪" "♪ Car wash ♪" "♪ Car wash,yeah ♪" "♪ Car wash ♪♪"