"( theme music playing )" "YOU ARE POSSIBLY WONDERING WHY I AM PACKING A FEW THINGS" "INTO THIS LITTLE CASE." "I WILL EXPLAIN." "ONCE AGAIN I AM LEAVING." "I HAVE DECIDED THAT LIFE AROUND HERE" "IS GETTING TOO DANGEROUS FOR ME." "WELL, FOR A START YOU WILL HAVE SEEN THE BIG HOLE" "OUTSIDE IN THE VILLAGE SQUARE." "WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT CRATER WAS CAUSED" "BY EXPLODING CHRISTMAS PUDDINGS?" "CAPTAIN BERTORELLI, THE GREASY ITAI," "HAD MADE THESE PUDDINGS THE CENTERPIECE" "FOR AN ABORTIVE WEDDING BREAKFAST" "AND I WAS FORCED TO HURL THEM FROM MY CAFE" "WHEN HE DECIDED TO SERVE THEM FLAMBE." "WHAT IS WORSE," "I HAVE STOLEN FOUR BARS OF GOLD" "BELONGING TO GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN," "AND WHEN HE FINDS OUT, HE WILL HAVE ME SHOT." "HOWEVER, I HAVE DISGUISED VERY CLEVERLY THE GOLD" "AS THE NEW WEIGHT FOR THIS CUCKOO CLOCK." "UNFORTUNATELY, THE WEIGHT IS NOW A BIT HEAVY" "AND IT HAS SEVERELY DAMAGED THE VOCAL CHORDS OF THE CUCKOO." "LET ME SHOW YOU." "( wobbly warble )" "( spring popping )" "THE OLD BIRD HAS FALLEN OFF HER PERCH." "WHICH REMINDS ME," "MY WIFE MUST NOT DISCOVER THAT I AM LEAVING." "WELL, I HAVE DECIDED TO HEAD FOR GENEVA" "SO, I WILL TAKE THE CLOCK WITH ME AND IF ANYONE STOPS ME" "I WILL SAY THAT I AM JUST GOING TO HAVE MY CUCKOO SEEN TO." "TO AVOID SUSPICION," "I AM ONLY TAKING THE BAREST NECESSITIES" "SOME UNDERWEAR, A TOWEL," "A RAZOR, A TOOTHBRUSH" "RENE." "AND MY EMERGENCY RATIONS" "I AM READY TO GO AS SOON AS YOU WISH." "I HAVE BOUGHT JUST A FEW SMALL THINGS" "FOR THE JOURNEY." "PUT THEM IN THE CASE." "WE WILL BE LEAVING IN FIVE MINUTES." "RENE, WHERE IS THE GOLD?" "YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD TAKE THE GOLD" "SO WE COULD LIVE OUR LIFE OF LOVE IN SWITZERLAND." "WELL, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW" "THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE GOLD." "NOW, BE A GOOD GIRL AND TAKE THIS LOT TO THE KITCHEN." "ARE YOU HIDING IT ON YOUR PERSON?" "NO." "I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU." "( laughing )" "RENE?" "RENE!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" "LETTING THAT SERVING GIRL FONDLE YOU?" "YOU STUPID WOMAN." "SHE WAS LOOKING FOR THE KEY TO THE WINE CELLAR!" "I THOUGHT THE KEY WAS ALWAYS KEPT DOWN BELOW." "SHE HAS NOT YET SEARCHED THAT FAR." "OH!" "HERE IT IS." "GOOD GIRL." "TAKE THESE TO THE KITCHEN." "I WILL BE ALONG IN FIVE MINUTES." "RUN ALONG, YVETTE." "I DO NOT TRUST THAT GIRL." "I THINK SHE SHOULD LEAVE THE CAFE." "EDITH, I PROMISE YOU SHE WILL LEAVE TODAY." "OH, RENE," "YOU ARE SO GOOD TO ME." " RENE." " YES?" "YOU MUST TELL ME WHERE YOU HAVE HIDDEN THE GOLD." "THESE ARE DANGEROUS TIMES." "IT IS ALWAYS POSSIBLE YOU COULD BE SHOT." "THE THOUGHT IS TERRIBLE." "I WOULD BE HEARTBROKEN," "AND PENNILESS." "DO NOT TAKE ON SO." "YOU KNOW ME, I AM A SURVIVOR." "BUT SOMEONE MAY GIVE YOU AWAY, WHO KNOWS TOO MUCH!" "EXACTLY." "THAT IS WHY I WILL NOT TELL ANYONE WHERE THE GOLD IS HIDDEN," "ESPECIALLY YOU." "RENE" "THE COLONEL IS HERE." "HE WISHES TO SEE YOU AT ONCE." "TELL HIM I WILL BE WITH HIM IN A FEW MINUTES." "YOU HAD BETTER MAKE IT QUICK." "HE IS HERE WITH TWO SOLDIERS," "AND GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN." "MIMI, WE ARE FRENCH." "WE ARE A PROUD RACE." "WE DO NOT JUMP TO EVERY COMMAND" "FROM AN UPWARDLY MOBILE GERMAN GENERAL." " ( loud bang )" " YOU!" "OUTSIDE!" "HEIL HITLER." "MIMI, UH..." "GIVE THE GENERAL WHATEVER HE REQUIRES." "VERY WELL." "I WILL TAKE HIM UPSTAIRS," "CLOSE MY EYES AND THINK OF THE EIFFEL TOWER." "NO, JUST A GLASS OF WINE." " WINE, GENERAL?" " NO WINE!" " NO WINE." " SILENCE!" "WE ARE HERE ON BUSINESS." "COLONEL VON STROHM, CARRY ON." "YES, GENERAL." "LIEUTENANT GRUBER, CARRY ON." "YES, COLONEL." "WE ARE HERE TO SEARCH YOUR CAFE, PEASANT!" "PEASANT?" "I AM SORRY TO BE SO RUDE." "THEY EXPECT IT." "WHAT HAVE I DONE?" "IT IS VERY SERIOUS." "AT THE DANCE AT MY CHATEAU," "THE SECRET ENIGMA CODING MACHINE WAS STOLEN." " NO." " YES." "WHOEVER HAS IT WILL BE ABLE TO UNCODE" "ALL THE MESSAGES OF THE GERMAN ARMY." "EVERYONE WILL KNOW OUR SECRETS." "IT COULD BE VERY EMBARRASSING." "YES, I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU WOULD NOT WISH IT" "TO FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE BRITISH." "WORSE THAN THAT, IT COULD FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE GESTAPO." "I HAVE SEALED OFF THE ENTIRE VILLAGE." "ANYONE CAUGHT TRYING TO LEAVE, WILL BE SHOT." "WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO LEAVE?" "I WOULD NEVER WANT TO LEAVE, I LOVE IT HERE." "COLONEL, YOU'RE IN CHARGE, DO YOUR DUTY." " HEIL HITLER." " HEIL HITLER." "I'M AFRAID, WE WILL HAVE TO SEARCH YOUR CAFE." "BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO FIND!" "APART, OF COURSE, FROM THE PORTRAIT OF THE FALLEN MADONNA" "WITH THE BIG BOOBIES BY VON CLOMP" "AND THE PAINTING OF THE CRACKED VASE" "WITH THE BIG DAISIES BY VAN GOGH," "BOTH OF WHICH WE ARE HIDING," "SO YOU CAN SELL THEM AFTER THE WAR." "DON'T WORRY, RENE, WE WON'T FIND THOSE." "YOU!" "SEARCH UPSTAIRS." "WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE." "COME..." "COME WITH ME." "I WILL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING." "I FOUND THIS CASE HIDDEN UNDER THE TABLE." "THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT, JUST MY PERSONAL BELONGINGS." "CHECK THE CONTENTS, GRUBER." "ARE THESE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING YOURS?" "OH, YES, YES." "THEY ARE MY PERSONAL UNDERWEAR." "I WAS TAKING THEM TO THE HAND LAUNDRY." "I DO NOT LIKE TO HAVE IT WASHED HERE." "NO, NO, I QUITE UNDERSTAND." "YOU HAVE VERY GOOD TASTE." "I CAN SEE THAT THESE COLORS WOULD SUIT YOU." "THANK YOU." "ALL PERSONAL BELONGINGS?" " YES, ABSOLUTELY." " NOTHING AT ALL SUSPICIOUS?" "NO NO, EVERYTHING IN THIS CASE IS PERFECTLY NORMAL." "MAMMA." "AHHH." "WHAT IS HAPPENING?" "MY APOLOGIES, DEAR LADY." "MY ORDERS ARE TO SEARCH EVERYWHERE IN THIS ROOM." "IT IS NOT RIGHT THAT A LADY MY MOTHER'S AGE" "SHOULD HAVE THREE SOLDIERS IN HER ROOM." "EDITH IS RIGHT." "AT MY AGE, TWO WOULD BE QUITE ENOUGH." "I'M AFRAID IT WILL BE NECESSARY" "FOR ME TO SEARCH UNDER THE SHEETS." "I AM SURE YOU WILL DO YOUR DUTY" "WITH THE UTMOST DELICACY." "( finger snaps )" "OOH OOH." "OH, EDITH!" "HE IS LOOKING FOR A SECRET WEAPON." "IF THERE WAS ONE IN MY BED," "I WOULD HAVE FOUND IT BY NOW!" ""WHEELCHAIR JU JITSU"?" ""12 WAYS TO DISABLE A MAN WITH YOUR CRUTCH."" "MY APOLOGIES, MADAME." "THIS HAS EMBARRASSED ME AS MUCH AS IT HAS YOU." "I AM NOT EMBARRASSED." "( finger snaps )" "I AM VERY SORRY TO HAVE DISTURBED YOU." "WHAT WAS HE EXPECTING TO FIND?" "A THING CALLED THE ENIGMA." "OH!" "I HAVE NOT HAD ONE OF THOSE" "SINCE MY APPENDIX WAS REMOVED." "NO, MAMMA, IT IS A SECRET WEAPON." "MMM." "AND VERY EFFECTIVE IT IS, TOO." "HEY, RENE." "THERE IS A YOUNG WOMAN OUTSIDE." "SHE MUST SPEAK TO YOU." "BUT, THE SOLDIERS WILL NOT LET HER IN." "WHO IS SHE?" "I THINK IT IS ONE OF YOUR EX-WAITRESSES." "PLEASE, COLONEL, CAN WE LET HER IN?" "YES, LET THE GIRL IN." "RENE, I MUST TALK TO YOU ALONE." "I HAVE SOMETHING YOU MUST DELIVER AT ONCE." "BUT I JUST RUN A CAFE." "COULD YOU NOT FIND SOMEBODY WITH MORE QUALIFICATIONS?" "I THINK RENE'S BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY." "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH GIRLS." "I DO NOT REMEMBER YOU WORKING FOR ME." "IT IS I, MICHELLE." "I MUST TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE." "RENE, WHO IS THIS GIRL?" "IT IS JUST A PREGNANT PEASANT GIRL" "WHO WISHES TO TALK TO ME IN PRIVATE." "WHY SHOULD A PREGNANT PEASANT GIRL WISH TO SPEAK TO YOU IN PRIVATE?" "SHE USED TO WORK FOR US ONE TIME." " I DO NOT REMEMBER HER." " HE MADE ME REDUNDANT." "( gasps )" "RENE, HOW COULD YOU?" "AND WHEN DID HE?" "IT IS MICHELLE OF THE RESISTANCE." "EXCUSE ME, COLONEL." "I HAVE A PRIVATE MATTER TO ATTEND TO." " OF COURSE." " THANK YOU." " RENE." " YES?" "STICK TO YOUR GUNS." "ADMIT NOTHING." "THIS WAY, PLEASE." "WELL?" "LOOK." "WHAT IS THAT?" "THE ENIGMA MACHINE." "WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT A DANGEROUS MACHINE LIKE THAT AROUND HERE?" "DO YOU THINK I HAVE NOT GOT TROUBLES ENOUGH?" "IT IS AN EMERGENCY." "WE WERE TO GIVE THIS MACHINE TO TWO BRITISH SAILORS" "WHO CAME ASHORE FROM THE MINIATURE SUBMARINE," "BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY HAVE BEEN ARRESTED." "THEY WERE IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZED AS BEING BRITISH." "WERE THEY NOT DISGUISED?" "AS SOON AS THEY LANDED ON FRENCH SOIL," "THEY WENT INTO A CAFE, GOT BLIND DRUNK," "BROKE THE FURNITURE, SMASHED THE WINDOWS" "AND THEN THEY WENT OUTSIDE" "AND DID UNMENTIONABLE THINGS AGAINST THE SEA WALL," "WHILE SINGING, "'ERE WE GO, 'ERE WE GO, 'ERE WE GO."" "YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL AN ENGLISHMAN BY HIS MANNERS." "NOW THERE IS A NEW PLAN." "BUT LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY" "BECAUSE IT IS VERY COMPLICATED." "OH, HOW UNUSUAL." "YOU WILL PUT THIS MACHINE" "INTO A SMALL CASK OF WINE." "YOU WILL THEN PLACE IT" "IN THE HOLE IN THE MAIN DRAIN" "WHICH WAS MADE BY THE EXPLODING CHRISTMAS PUDDING." "THE BRITISH SUBMARINE" "IS WAITING SUBMERGED IN THE CANAL" "AT THE OUTLET OF THE SEWER." "AT A PRE-ARRANGED TIME" "EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE WILL FLUSH THEIR TOILET." "THE WATER WILL PUSH THE BARREL DOWN THE PIPE." "THE SUBMARINE WILL THEN SURFACE" "AND THE BARREL WILL BE DISCHARGED" "STRAIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE BRITISH SEAMEN." "I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS GOING TO BE COMPLICATED?" "THE OPERATION WILL TAKE PLACE AT DAWN TOMORROW." "THERE IS JUST ONE PROBLEM." "WHAT IF THE GERMANS" "FIND US PUTTING THE BARREL DOWN THE DRAIN?" "THE BRITISH AIR FORCE WILL CAUSE A DIVERSION." "THERE IS TO BE AN EARLY MORNING AIR RAID" "ON GERMAN HEADQUARTERS JUST TO KEEP THEM BUSY." "WHERE ARE THE BRITISH AIRMEN?" "THEY MUST GIVE THIS MESSAGE TO THEIR COMMANDING OFFICER." "I WILL CALL THEM." "'ALLO?" " HELLO." " HELLO." "WHAT HO..." "HELLO, CHAPS." "HERE IS A MESSAGE." "YOU MUST DELIVER IT TO YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER" " AT ONCE ON THE RADIO." " JOLLY GOOD SHOW." ""TO THE SQUADRON COMMANDER." "PLEASE CARRY OUT WHIZZO PRANG" "ON JERRY H.Q." "BEFORE BREKKERS TOMORROW." "MAKE IT A JOLLY GOOD SHOW" "AND BANG ON." "TOODLE-OO, PIP PIP," "TALLY-HO, FAIRFAX AND CARSTAIRS."" "I DON'T THINK THE SQUADRON COMMANDER WILL UNDERSTAND THIS." "WHY NOT?" "HE'S POLISH." "I MUST GO." "I MUST NOT BE RECOGNIZED." "OH, MICHELLE." "HANG ON." "YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR BUN IN THE OVEN." "( dog barking )" "( distant bombing )" "THE SQUARE IS EMPTY." "NOW WE CAN GET ON WITH THE OPERATION." "I SHALL BE GLAD TO GET RID OF THIS MACHINE ONCE AND FOR ALL." "I HOPE MONSIEUR LECLERC PUT IT IN THE BARREL WITHOUT DAMAGING IT." "WHAT DID HE DO WITH THE WINE?" "NEED YOU ASK?" "MONSIEUR ALPHONSE, HOW KIND OF YOU TO COME." "I ONLY CAME AS A TOKEN OF MY LOVE FOR YOU, BEAUTIFUL LADY." "AND BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO BRING A PLAN OF THE SEWER." "FANCY BEING ALL DRESSED UP AT THIS TIME OF THE MORNING." "AS AN UNDERTAKER MY SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY." "MANY MIDDLE AGED MEN ARE FOUND DEAD IN THEIR BEDS" "ON A SUNDAY MORNING." "THAT IS BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY DO" "WHEN THEY GET HOME ON SATURDAY NIGHT." "HERE ARE THE PLANS." "OH, MONSIEUR ALPHONSE, YOU ARE SO KIND," "SO BRAVE TO COME HERE." " OH!" " OH, MADAME." "I CAN FEEL YOUR VOLUPTUOUS BODY" "WRITHING AGAINST MINE." "MADAME, YOU ARE IN A STATE OF UNDRESS." "OH, MONSIEUR ALPHONSE," "I AM PERFECTLY DECENT." "I HAVE ON UNDERNEATH, MY NIGHTDRESS." "AHH..." "SUCH STIMULATION." "OH, MY DICKY TICKER." "YOU SHOULD WEAR ONE LIKE MINE." "OH, MY TRICKY TRUSS." "MONSIEUR LECLERC," "GET MONSIEUR ALPHONSE A COGNAC, HUH?" "NOW WE CAN STUDY THE PLAN." "WHICH WAY UP DOES IT GO?" "HERE." "NOW" "THE HOLE OUTSIDE THE CAFE IS HERE." "THE DRAIN GOES THIS WAY." "THERE IS A THREE METER BRANCH," "THEN IT TURNS RIGHT INTO THE MAIN DRAIN." "THEN IT GOES STRAIGHT ALL THE WAY INTO THE CANAL" "WHERE IT EMERGES THERE." "THAT IS WHERE THE SUBMARINE WILL BE WAITING." "WELL, ALL THAT SEEMS PERFECTLY STRAIGHTFORWARD." "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MONSIEUR ALPHONSE?" "YOU ARE SHIVERING." "KEEP HIM WARM." "IT IS A CHILLY MORNING." " LET HIM HAVE MY GOWN." " AHH..." "NOT ON A SUNDAY." "MIMI, PUT THIS BACK ON." "YOU SHOULD NOT EXCITE HIM LIKE THAT," "OR ELSE THERE WILL BE NOBODY TO BURY" "ALL THE MEN WHO ARE LYING DEAD IN BED." "QUICK, NO ONE IS LOOKING." "I WILL THROW THE ENIGMA MACHINE" "DOWN THE SEWER." "( splashes )" "I THINK IT IS NECESSARY THAT SOME PERSON" "PUSHES THE BARREL TO THE JUNCTION." "MIMI HAS VOLUNTEERED FOR THIS TASK." "COME HERE, MIMI." "NOW, MY BRAVE MIDGET, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO." "RENE, YOU MUST KISS ME BEFORE I GO DOWN THERE." "YES, WELL, IT WOULD BE PREFERABLE" "TO KISSING YOU WHEN YOU COME UP." "THIS ROPE WILL HELP US TO PULL YOU OUT." "HANDS ABOVE THE HEAD." "THAT'S RIGHT." "I DO THIS FOR FRANCE." "YES, WELL, THERE IS A LOT OF FRANCE DOWN THERE." "Edith:" "WHAT IS HAPPENING?" "MIMI IS GOING ROUND THE BEND." " CAN I HELP YOU?" " PLEASE DO." "IN YOUR PROFESSION, YOU MUST BE USED TO" "LOWERING BODIES INTO HOLES." "THE BODIES I LOWER" "DO NOT USUALLY WRIGGLE." "SHE IS SIGNALING." "SHE MUST BE UP THE JUNCTION." "NOW WE CAN PULL HER UP." "Mimi:" "Ooh!" "WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HER?" "AT 9:00" "SHE WILL BE FLUSHED AWAY INTO THE NORTH SEA." "MONSIEUR ALPHONSE, CAN YOU NOT HELP?" "I LOWER BODIES INTO HOLES." "I DO NOT HAVE TO PULL THEM OUT," "UNLESS THEY HAVE NOT PAID." "I CAN SEE HER FLIPPERS." "AHH!" "I WILL TRY TO LASSO THEM." "Mimi:" "Ooh!" "I HAVE GOT HER FEET." "I WOULD HAVE MADE A GOOD COWBOY." "HELP ME PULL HER OUT." "( grunts )" "Mimi:" "Ooh!" "WHERE IS THE REST OF HER?" "SHE IS NOT IN HERE." "NO, SHE IS STILL DOWN HERE." "AH, SHE IS WRIGGLING OUT BACKWARDS." " Ahh!" " ( splashing )" "I THINK I CAN GET HER FEET." "I'VE GOT HER LEG." "MONSIEUR ALPHONSE, HELP ME PULL HER OUT." "I CANNOT SEE WHAT I'M DOING." "I WILL SHINE MY TORCH." "CAN YOU SEE?" "AHH..." "AHH, AHH..." "Edith:" "WHAT IS WRONG?" "SWITCH OFF THAT TORCH." "THE SIGHT IS TOO MUCH FOR HIS DICKY TICKER." "RIGHT, IN FIVE MINUTES" "THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF NOUVION" "WILL GO TO THE TOILET AND PULL THE CHAIN." "THE GERMANS, OF COURSE BEING STUPID," "WILL NOT CONSIDER THIS BEHAVIOR" "REMOTELY SUSPICIOUS." "THE ENSUING RUSH OF WATER" "WILL FLUSH THE ENIGMA MACHINE DOWN THE DRAIN" "AND WE CAN ALL BREATHE EASILY ONCE MORE." "YET ANOTHER MASTER PLAN FROM BRITISH INTELLIGENCE." "GOOD MOANING." "WHICH WILL PROBABLY GO WRONG." "I AM THE BRUNGER OF BOT TOADINGS." "WHAT DID I TELL YOU?" "THERE HAS BEEN ANOTHER KICK UP." "THE BRITISH AIR FARCE" "HAVE DROPPED THEIR BUMS ON THE WATERWICKS." "ON THE WATERWORKS?" "YES." "THEY HAVE SCORED A DIRECT HOT ON THE PIMPS." "THE PIMPS?" "THE PIMPS!" "THE PIMPS IN THE PIMPING STATION." "NO WATER IS BEING PIMPED DOWN THE POOPS!" "OH MY GOD." "THERE IS NO WATER!" "MY GOD, THIS IS A DISASTER." "( pan clanging )" "ALL THE POOPS ARE DREED UP SO THERE CAN BE NO FLASHING!" "THE MACHINE IN THE SEWER CANNOT MOVE UNLESS" "A LOT OF WATER PISSES THROUGH." "RENE." "WE HAVE EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED RIGHT HERE IN THE CAFE." "EDITH, YOU ARE RUINING US." "NOT REALLY." "ONE WAY OR ANOTHER IT WILL ALL END UP DOWN THERE." "IT IS FILLING UP WITH WINE." "MONSIEUR LECLERC, PASS ME THAT BARREL." "NOT THAT ONE." "THAT ONE OVER THERE." "WHY?" "IT IS NOT SUCH A GOOD YEAR." "( gurgling )" "THERE, THAT HAS DONE THE TRICK." "ALL THE WINE HAS GONE AWAY." "THERE YOU ARE." "WHO SAYS CHEAP WINE DOES NOT TRAVEL WELL?" "NOW WE CAN ALL BREATHE EASILY," "NOW THAT THE ENIGMA MACHINE IS ON IT'S WAY." "LET US DRINK TO OUR SUCCESS." "RENE, YOU ARE WANTED URGENTLY IN THE BACK ROOM." "WELL, WHERE IS MICHELLE?" "RENE, I HAD TO SEE YOU ALONE." "I DID NOT TELL YOU BEFORE," "BUT FOR OUR JOURNEY TO SWITZERLAND," "I BOUGHT SOME VERY BEAUTIFUL SILK UNDERWEAR" "TO WEAR ON OUR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER." "OH, YVETTE, YOU DID THAT FOR ME?" "DO NOT WORRY, MY SWEET," "SOON WE WILL HAVE OUR NIGHT OF LOVE." "BUT, I AM WORRIED." "WHAT IF MADAME EDITH FINDS IT?" "WHY SHOULD SHE?" "BECAUSE I PUT IT IN YOUR SUITCASE." "THEN IT SHOULD STILL BE THERE." "UNLESS, OF COURSE, LIEUTENANT GRUBER HAS PINCHED IT." "MY GOD" "THE ENIGMA MACHINE." "THAT IDIOT LECLERC HAS PUT THE WRONG CASE" "IN THE BARREL!" "RENE, MICHELLE IS HERE." "COME QUICKLY." "OH NO." "I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A MESSAGE." "TOTAL SUCCESS." "THE PLAN HAS WORKED." "THE SMALL BARREL WAS PICKED UP" "BY THE SUBMARINE AND THE ENIGMA MACHINE" "WILL SOON BE IN THE HANDS OF BRITISH INTELLIGENCE." "I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES" "WHEN THEY OPEN THE CASE." "SO CAN I." "IT IS NOOSE TO KNOW" "THIS PLAIN WAS NOT A COMPLETE BILLS UP." "LET US DRINK TO THAT." "WHATEVER IT WAS HE SAID." "SHALL WE TELL THEM NOW ABOUT THE SUITCASE?" "NO." "NOW WOULD NOT BE A GOOD MOMENT." "IT IS VERY SAD." "MY GORGEOUS SILK UNDERWEAR" "WILL NOW NOT BE WORN." "DO NOT WORRY, YVETTE." "FROM WHAT I HEAR OF THE MEN WHO WORK" "FOR BRITISH INTELLIGENCE," "IT WILL BE PUT TO GOOD USE." "( theme music playing )"