"Have a seat." "What can I help you?" "Actually..." "No need to explain." "I knew why are you guys here." "So pro?" "There's something wrong with your ancestors grave" "There's something wrong with your ancestors grave" "And it will harm the descendants!" "So powerful!" "You must have overheard our conversation outside just now." "are you questioning my ability?" "Don't waste time anymore." "Bring me to your ancestors grave." "Let me put on my clothes first." "Is grandpa really became a zombie?" "Does your grandpa jog contently?" "Does your grandpa jog contently?" "Because I won't be able to escape from him if he turns into a zombie." "You still want to joke at this time?" "I'm serious!" "Stop screaming!" "I thought it was a zombie." "is it?" "There's no zombie in reality!" "this land will raise zombie." "we discovered earlier." "you will face a big problem." "It's enough..." "Okay!" "Let's open the coffin!" "Come!" "three!" "Grandpa's body has not rotten!" "what shall we do now?" "Let's burn the body!" "Let's go!" "Okay!" "Burn!" "How come the coffin closed back itself?" "Forget about it!" "Just burn the body with the coffin!" "Lighter!" "I don't have." "It freaks me out!" "Luckily your grandpa didn't go jogging regularly." "Stop talking nonsense!" "What should we do now?" "Still want to ask?" "Let's get out of here!" "Okay!" "Your grandpa is already here!" "need to hold your breath when it's here." "You think this is a zombie movie?" "Just give it a try!" "All right!" "My butt is very pain!" "What should we do now?" "what should we do?" "How should I know?" "You should ask him!" "Run!" "Faster!" "you still enjoying with your snack?" "so I have this to calm myself." "so I have this to calm myself." "Give me some." "Want some?" "Grandpa is killed by the Dracula." "Your grandpa is dead long time ago." "Hey!" "Why are you not moving?" "Let's go!" "I can't move!" "He is dead." "He is dead!" "Your fart is quite powerful." "which the Dracula is scared of." "which the Dracula is scared of." "the Dracula is killed." "the Dracula is killed." "let's go!" "let's go..." "Hey!" "Why are you still standing there?" "you guys leave first." "Go home now!" "which was given to me by my ancestor." "which was given to me by my ancestor." "you guys leave first." "Hello miss." "Anything?" "How can I get out from this forest?" "Are you lost?" "Yes!" "I will lead you out." "I will lead you out." "All right..." "Miss." "You're so pretty." "What's your name and why are you here?" "You're so pretty." "What's your name and why are you here?" "My name is Madeline." "I'm here for forest research." "you are an university student." "Yes." "Run!" "Why is there a zombie?" "Am I dreaming again?" "Do you still feel like dreaming when I kissed you?" "I'm sorry." "It's fine..." "I... run!" "run!" "Quick!" "Is a girl?" "miss!" "Don't mention it." "It must be a dream!" "It's impossible that I'm still alive even I fell off from so high!" "It's impossible that I'm still alive even I fell off from so high!" "You are not dreaming." "It's just that your soul has left your body." "You are not dreaming." "It's just that your soul has left your body." "My soul has left my body?" "Does that mean I am dead?" "I am dead?" "What are you crying for?" "You haven't died!" "I haven't died?" "Let me tell you." "I'm Taoist I'm Taoist Bai I'm Taoist Bai Yi.." "I'm Taoist Bai Yi.." "Your ancestors are well-known Taoist." "all your family members are Taoist generation after generation." "with the hereditary red hair." "That's why both of our ancestors were with red hair since then." "we are from the same Taoist family." "What are you talking about?" "That means we are Taoist brothers." "Taoist brothers?" "It means that you can rescue me." "He'll me!" "You had been cursed by someone. 500 years ago" your ancestor fought with a witch." "Ancestor of Hong Mao" "Witch" "wicked and evil witch have been harming human." "I will destroy you!" "This is the day!" "Not so easy!" "You always ruin my business." "I won't let you go this time!" "You always ruin my business." "I won't let you go this time!" "Bring it on..." "You think only you know?" "I also know it too!" "What is this?" "I also know lungful!" "What is this?" "I also know What is this?" "I also know kungfu!" "Blood?" "the witch was defeated." "he swore that his descendants will revenge." "he swore that his descendants will revenge." "he swore that his descendants will revenge." "You have lost!" "to be tortured till death." "My descendants will be back for revenge until all your descendants are dead." "And no more descendants thereafter." "the family of Hong Mao was been relocated to Malaysia." "the family of Hong Mao was been relocated to Malaysia." "your ancestor set up a shield in Malaysia to avoid the witch from harming the Hong Mao family." "But they could still harm you despite the shield." "But they could still harm you despite the shield." "Luckily your ancestor had strong power to protect your family." "Luckily your ancestor had strong power to protect your family." "But you are totally hopeless." "What nonsense are you talking about?" "I have headache!" "What nonsense are you talking about?" "I have headache!" "they will take opportunity to defeat you!" "they will take opportunity to defeat you!" "they will take opportunity to defeat you!" "What are you talking about?" "We are not shooting a zombie movie!" "The famous zombie actor Lam Ching Ying has passed away for years!" "that is my zombie." "that is my zombie." "Your zombie?" "Yes." "The devil is coming!" "Hello sir!" "Anything?" "There is a ghost in the forest!" "Where got ghost?" "I never see one before." "I take bath here everyday!" "I'm telling the truth!" "There is a ghost!" "you are crazy!" "Why no one believe me?" "I'll need help from the Feng Shui master and monk." "Your story is like a movie." "These are just your imagination." "I've never heard such situation that you have experienced throughout my life." "I've never heard such situation that you have experienced throughout my life." "It will be wasted if you did not turn it into a movie." "What a bright future." "I didn't lie." "Why all of you don't believe me?" "it will be a great hit." "it will be a great hit." "I have a client whom interested to invest into movie production." "I have a client whom interested to invest into movie production." "We propose this story to her..." "We'll be prosperous!" "Isn't her the one whom help you to publish a magazine?" "And now she invests in a movie?" "This jerk." "but also... but also..." "I am so handsome!" "I didn't lie!" "Can you believe me for once?" "I didn't lie!" "Can you believe me for once?" "Believe in you?" "No way!" "Did you go clubbing recently?" "except for Sunday." "I have a special place to introduce to both of you." "Osman!" "Let's find a place for drinks." "Hong Mao." "You have been cursed!" "Really?" "are you kidding?" "Worms!" "I'm fainting." "Why am I poison?" "and I didn't touch anyone." "and I didn't touch anyone." "you're in trouble!" "What?" "Let us gather and help Hong Mao to get rid of the curse!" "what he told us earlier is real!" "I didn't lie." "Why all of you don't believe me?" "I didn't lie." "Why all of you don't believe me?" "I only know how to pray." "I can't fight with a witch." "Amitabha..." "I can't help too." "He is capable!" "The Monkey King can possess into him." "Ask the Monkey King to possess into me?" "That's impossible!" "I only use him to earn income." "I can!" "Excuse me." "What's the time now?" "I need to go now." "I have aunties waiting for me..." "I have to go work!" "see you guys." "I can't help you too." "I have few girls..." "Girls?" "The deceases are waiting for my prayers." "He is a fool!" "He said that there are girls waiting for him." "He is a fake monk." "He said that there are girls waiting for him." "He is a fake monk." "I already knew he is not a real monk." "I'm just a Feng Shui master who serve rich woman." "I'm just a Feng Shui master who serve rich woman." "bye bye!" "all of them don't want to help you!" "I will help you to defeat the witch!" "Really?" "Yes." "Wejust met." "we are friends!" "1 Malaysia!" "1 Malaysia!" "I'll call you." "WhatsApp?" "WeC hat!" "The teachings of the ancestors" "It would be great if I discovered this book earlier!" "Let's see what the ancestor have for me to defeat them." "Let's see what the ancestor have for me to defeat them." "old man!" "Anything?" "Give me some money!" "What?" "Why do you need it?" "Are you ready?" "Where are you going?" "We're moving out!" "Why?" "right?" "We do not want to get affected." "You girls are also the members of Hong Mao family!" "We don't have red hair like you!" "You are the one who said that Hong Mao family members inherit red hair." "You are the one who said that Hong Mao family members inherit red hair." "You girls... the witch will not look for us." "Give us money to move out." "Give us money to move out." "Is there a person called Hong Mao here?" "he has fainted inside." "Anything?" "We're hereto deliver statue." "Statue?" "Little zombie?" "Why are there three little zombies?" "Hong Mao!" "Osman is hereto help you." "Thank you." "What are these?" "These are all zombie statues!" "Why are there colours on their face?" "They have been coloured!" "ls it?" "something wrong with the statues." "Really?" "Wait a minute." "who is this?" "who comes here to help." "who comes here to help." "Your friend?" "Yes!" "Who is he?" "He is a shaman." "He is hereto help me too." "I can settle all these by myself." "I don't need help." "I don't need useless people here." "Useless?" "You're that useless person!" "He knows Cantonese?" "I can help you alone." "You?" "I will help you." "I see." "I will help you." "We're friends." "Trust me!" "You're go great!" "You think you are as great as Monkey King?" "You are useless!" "Useless..." "You want to fight?" "Useless..." "Stop fighting!" "We are all friends!" "We shouldn't hurt each other!" "may I know where am I?" "This is hospital." "Time to take medicine!" "Why do I need to take medicine?" "I'm not sick." "You are sick." "Just take this medicine!" "I don't want to eat!" "You just have to follow my order since the doctor is not here!" "You just have to follow my order since the doctor is not here!" "I don't want!" "You don't want?" "Then injection!" "I will take the medicine!" "and you guys still fighting?" "Help... please help me!" "Stop fighting..." "Stop it..." "Stop fighting in my house!" "quickly leave!" "Why are we in the forest?" "Am I dreaming again?" "You are not dreaming." "The witch's descendant is behind all these to confuse us." "The witch's descendant is behind all these to confuse us." "I believe they will be here soon." "No wonder we are not aware of the day and night." "Let us fight the ghost!" "I can't believe that you adopt toyol!" "of course I have toyol." "you have zombies!" "of course I use zombies." "Unlike you!" "We're same!" "This is not the time to argue!" "Let us go and fight the memo'.!" "is bomoh!" "He asked you to touch the ghost!" "What is that?" "Are you scared?" "Big or small ghost is the same." "Why is a small ghost so big?" "Hey!" "Who start first?" "You may go first." "stop arguing!" "Stop arguing and let's defeat her!" "Move!" "Stop arguing and let's defeat her!" "Move!" "attack!" "Didn't expect her to be so powerful!" "I'm the witch's next generation." "Your ancestor was the one who killed my ancestor." "we are forced to learn witchcraft since young." "we are forced to learn witchcraft since young." "I would also want to show my hatred!" "I would also want to show my hatred!" "It's impossible!" "Stop talking nonsense and just fight!" "Stop talking nonsense and just fight!" "You have missed it." "You guys will not be able to defeat me!" "My hatred will make me more powerful." "Kill Hong Mao!" "we have to unite to defeat her!" "we have to unite to defeat her!" "quick!" "faster kill her with your sword!" "Me?" "Where's the ghost?" "The ghost and her soul have already been defeated." "The ghost and her soul have already been defeated." "She has lost her power." "No one can be harmed anymore!" "She has lost her power." "No one can be harmed anymore!" "I can't believe that I'm so powerful!" "You are so powerful because of your ancestor." "Because your ancestor is powerful." "Is it?" "Hello!" "Hong Mao!" "Osman!" "Why didn't you answer my call?" "the ghost is gone." "I'm going to Hong Kong with Taoist I'm Taoist I'm Taoist Bai Yi." "I'm Taoist Bai Yi.." "I'm Taoist I'm Taoist Bai Yi." "I'm Taoist Bai Yi..." "I'm going to Hong Kong with Taoist I'm Taoist I'm Taoist Bai Yi." "I'm Taoist Bai Yi.." "I'm Taoist I'm Taoist Bai Yi." "I'm Taoist Bai Yi..." "Let's have a drink when you are back." "thanks." "is this Taoist Hong Mao?" "anything?" "Someone saw three little zombies in our village!" "Someone saw three little zombies in our village!" "They have eaten ate all the goats and chickens in the village." "And they create chaos in the village!" "Really?" "Those little zombies belong to my Taoist brother." "Those little zombies belong to my Taoist brother." "The villagers said they're yours." "You still don't want to admit?" "The villagers said they're yours." "You still don't want to admit?" "I will settle this soonest possible." "we will wait for your good news." "Do not lie to us anymore!" "don't worry!" "Promise must be kept!" "All right!" "we have to find those little zombies soonest possible." "I worry that they will grow up after sucking the animals' blood." "I worry that they will grow up after sucking the animals' blood." "The situation will get worst by then." "You can count using your fingers to find the little zombies?" "use a calculator?" "Quiet!" "You are right." "The water is sweet." "Try!" "Is it?" "taste salty though." "it tastes salty and sweet." "The man with rooster hair is peeing into the river!" "Why did you pee here?" "You are so disgusting!" "I'm sorry!" "ladies." "I don't notice that you at down there." "ladies." "I don't notice that you at down there." "I didn't mean it!" "He did it on purpose!" "he will not live for long!" "he will not live for long!" "Why?" "His urine is so sweet." "He must have diabetes." "His urine is so sweet." "He must have diabetes." "Let's continue." "There are three little zombies in the jungle." "All of you should leave now!" "Go back?" "Why should we listen to you?" "You're not our dad!" "You still do not want to leave?" "I will do more than just pee!" "And I will throw it to you guys!" "Poo?" "He is crazy!" "What if he really does it?" "Let's move!" "This guy is sick!" "Move!" "I'm so tired!" "Let's take a rest." "We must find the little zombies by today." "We must find the little zombies by today." "I won't let you go home." "we need to find them until late at night?" "Yes!" "I was paid only RM100." "what are we doing here?" "what are we doing here?" "Can you please shut up?" "Hey!" "Do you know the way out?" "Run!" "I want to quit!" "That was fast!" "I'm not yet ready." "I better go now!" "Help..." "The dracula is biting you!" "Run!" "why are you up there?" "Come up and have some durian while watching them!" "but I'm just too fat to climb up!" "Have some!" "It's my turn to perform!" "King of Tree Climbing... please possess on me." "please possess on me." "Brother..." "What happen?" "You're really..." "Why are there so many explosions?" "Huffy." "Hold on!" "I think he has stopped chasing us." "what are you doing?" "I need to release now." "now?" "I didn't expect my stomach to be like this!" "You wait awhile!" "don't worry." "I will cover you." "don't worry." "I will cover you." "let's go!" "and you pulled me away." "and you pulled me away." "You are so dirty!" "At least I caught a dracula boy." "At least I did not waste my effort." "Sweetheart!" "sweetheart." "Uncle?" "don't move!" "What is this?" "This will be your new friend." "Don't touch." "Where are your parents?" "They went oversea." "Don't touch!" "don't touch!" "Why do you bring him to my house?" "I caught him in the forest." "His dad wanted to kill me." "His dad?" "his dad is dracula too." "I've caught his child." "I decided not to kill him since he is still young and looks pitiful." "I decided not to kill him since he is still young and looks pitiful." "I brought him here." "You are going to keep him here?" "Mum will definitely scold me!" "We keep him in the store room." "Don't let your mum know!" "Hey!" "How long do you want to hug her?" "not yours!" "it has been awhile." "Why is he so ugly?" "he is handsome." "What is that?" "Uncle caught him in the forest." "then just let him go!" "then just let him go!" "Let him go?" "He will bite me when he has grown up." "That's good for a selfish person like you!" "That's good for a selfish person like you! and train him up to assist you." "please get down!" "please get down!" "not a good idea." "Dracula boy looks cruel when he's sucking chicken blood." "teach him to be a vegetarian at the same time." "Vegetarian?" "ls it possible?" "Nonsense!" "Why is my cousin sister staying so far?" "You are right!" "How can she stay here?" "Agreed!" "Dirty and smelly!" "Smelly." "Here!" "Look there." "Down!" "Up!" "Down!" "Up!" "Down!" "Up!" "look at them!" "you can have him!" "I'm not interested anymore!" "Really?" "Great!" "You are such a playboy!" "you really love me so much!" "I love you!" "Get lost!" "Darling." "It's your fault that I have lost two pretty girls and raped by a fatty!" "It's your fault that I have lost two pretty girls and raped by a fatty!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "I sense something is wrong." "What have you guys done?" "his dad will come!" "his dad will come!" "Nonsense!" "His dad?" "we arejust having barbeque." "Why do you dress up like this?" "we arejust having barbeque." "Why do you dress up like this?" "Because I am in love!" "you said the dracula will come." "But now?" "You really want the dracula to appear?" "Of course not!" "so..." "You saw the drama'?" "I wonder who will be bitten when the dracula is here." "How dare you bite my darling!" "Don't be scared!" "Why are both of you here?" "I got bamboo!" "I also have!" "He's still alive." "You still want to eat?" "I treat you this durian!" "take this!" "Both of your aims are good." "He is dead!" "Of course he is dead!" "he would not become a dracula?" "You're right." "Let's have a look." "He is dead?" "He is definitely dead!" "Zombie!" "Zombie?" "I have killed many of them!" "How dare you beat my darling!" "Go and pick up the garlic over there!" "Quick!" "What should I do?" "Put it into his mouth!" "Run!" "One zombie has already been killed by the dracula." "comes another two." "Are these three zombies..." "Are these three zombies... belong to Taoist I'm Taoist I'm Taoist Bai Yi." "I'm Taoist Bai Yi.." "I'm Taoist I'm Taoist Bai Yi." "I'm Taoist Bai Yi...?" "How can they grown up so fast?" "Stop..." "Xiao Hei or Xiao I'm Taoist I'm Taoist Bai Yi." "I'm Taoist Bai Yi...?" "I'm Master Hong Mao whom take care of you before." "Do you remember me?" "I'm Master Hong Mao whom take care of you before." "Do you remember me?" "I'm Master Hong Mao." "You remember me!" "Jimmy and Wen Wei?" "attack!" "Let's go." "The zombie looks a bit stupid." "he is just hilarious." "let's go make fun of him." "I have never seen a zombie looks so stupid!" "Where is he?" "He has gone." "Forget it." "Let us go and find the fierce zombie." "Let's go!" "Why this zombie keep on chasing me?" "Slop!" "I'm tired as you keep on chasing me!" "Bring it on!" "My grandson is so pity." "My grandson is so pity." "Useless grandson!" "Grandpa?" "Grandma?" "you are here to see me?" "Yes..." "I miss both of you so much!" "Good job... help me!" "please save him!" "Please help my most pampered grandson!" "Please help my most pampered grandson!" "We have agreed that I will only help him once!" "You really don't want to help?" "Okay then." "I will help him myself." "why did you do to my breast?" "I don't want this!" "You have made my hormone imbalance!" "I don't want to be a transsexual!" "I don't want this!" "Grandpa." "I've already told you not to pretend to be smart!" "I've already told you not to pretend to be smart!" "Grandpa!" "Grandma!" "I'm so fed up of you!" "how about your friends?" "I accidentally blew my friends away!" "I accidentally blew my friends away!" "what should I do now?" "please save my friends!" "I feel like giving you a slap!" "we shall leave now!" "Don't you remember we have a meeting up there?" "Let's go..." "Do you have other techniques?" "I'd been using this technique." "Same like you!" "I'm sorry for hitting you as I was chased by a zombie." "I'm sorry for hitting you as I was chased by a zombie." "please go back." "Those zombies have been blown away by my grandson." "Those zombies have been blown away by my grandson." ""W . young guy!" "you look so familiar." "lam... don't you remember?" "Met once?" "Grandma Fu m':?" "It has been 20 years we've not meet." "you should be around 100 years old now." "you should be around 100 years old now." "Let me tell you a secret." "I met an accident 20 years ago after you left" "I met an accident 20 years ago after you left" "I passed away thereafter." "Why are you here?" "Mama!" "20 years old" "you have dropped something." "Is this yours?" "So shameful!" "but my husband already passed away." "but my husband already passed away." "I want to use also cannot." "Why not..." "I give it to you." "For me?" "I wonder it has dried up." "I have kept it for a long time." "It's so shameful!" "stop dreaming!" "get onto the banana now!" "I have not seen such a huge banana for a long time." "Faster!" "All right." "This banana is so huge." "It looks so firmed." "I think it should not be a problem to travel to heaven." "let's go." "Go!" "don't leave me behind!" "L..." "I'll also create a banana to follow both of you." "I know you." "You are my grandson instead of an orang utan." "I know you." "You are my grandson instead of an orang utan." "Grandma will save you." "Fuwa?" "Its new name is Xing Xing!" "Really?" "Come to visit me in Zoo Negara!" "the Prime Minister changed its name." "time to go." "Hey!" "Stop pointing me like that!" "Who is he?" "He is Ah Xiang." "He is a playboy." "He even made Miao Miao pregnant." "You're so great." "She is not my wife." "I'm just being good by holding her." "You brute!" "Quick!" "Send her to the hospital!" "Call an ambulance!" "The amniotic fluid is flowing out!" "We can't make it to the hospital on time!" "help her to deliver!" "Me?" "Get away from me!" "Quick!" "Get a bed sheet!" "Hurry LIP" "Go away!" "Stop peeping!" "go away!" "Don't look!" "Are you all right?" "W" 9." c a 'neck h Ne'; m. bah"?" "Hurry UP!" "I saw the baby's head!" "The baby is so big!" "why don't you pull it out?" "Me again?" "You don't say!" "Hurry up!" "I can't pull the baby out!" "You're so clumsy!" "Let me do it!" "breathe out..." "That's right!" "Push harder!" "breathe out..." "Push harder!" "Do we have scissor to cut the umbilical cord?" "Scissor?" "but we have a machete!" "ls this okay?" "quickly cover the baby with a towel." "Sikh zombie?" "Give me back my baby!" "You better don't force me to use my technique." "Don't!" "Please go away!" "I want my baby!" "Zombie face?" "you are the playgirl!" "Looks like the Sikh zombie is the father of the baby." "Rooster hair?" "you... you... my baby!"