"Season 5 Episode 6" "Your call is being..." "CONNECTED ...by SewerCom." "Reach out and touch the sewers." "Look Morris, it's Leela's calling!" "Hi mom, hi dad!" "Ready for your big trip to the surface?" "We're excited honey, but we don't want to embarrass you." "I mean, your mother and I are basicaly monsters." "Dad relax, you are being so mutant." "I found this adorable little bay to wear over my head." "And it was on sale!" "No one's wearing anything adorable over their head." "Now listen :" "I could never ever be ashamed of my parents." "I'll see you this weekend." " Guess who I just got off the videophone with." " No!" "My parents!" "They're coming off from the sewers for a visit sunday!" "Are you off your rocket?" "You parents are mutants." "It's illegal for them to come above ground, 'cause their inferior genetic scum." "Present company excluding of course!" "I'm getting them a special one-day surface permit from city hall." "While are you there." "Could you pick me up a licence to kill?" "Sure, bare hands or weapon?" "what does piano wire count as?" "Good news anyone!" "The swedish robot from pi-KEA is here with the supercollider I ordered." "Enjøy yøur afførdable swedish crap." "Let see the tools we'll need." "All right." "We're all set." "Nothing like the rustic wholesomeness of working with ones own hands." "There...finished." "And only six missing pieces." "Those Swedes surely know how to put in almost everything you need." "Man, I'm sore all over!" "I feel like a just went ten rounds with mighty Thor." "I feel like I was mobbed by Jesus." "I got just a thing!" "Genuine Miracle Cream I bought from a travelling salesman." "Come on!" "come all!" "he said." "Step right up!" "This sounds too good to be true I thought." "He said I looked like a smart young man." "So is it the deal?" ", I enquired." "Two hours later he was gone." "With sixty of my dollars." "But I had the Miracle Cream!" "Bad news nobody." "The supercollider superexploded!" "I need you to take it back in exchange for wobbly CD rack and some of those ranced meatballs." "Excuse me." "Hi!" "Do you have a minute?" "I live in Jersey City and my car broke down, and I need to get back 'cause my aunt is sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus." "So I mugging you!" "Hand over your wallets!" "I don't believe that story for a second!" "It doesn't matter, I'm mugging you!" "There is no bus to Jersey City!" "Give me your wallets now, or my robot will shoot!" "Don't make me hurt you!" "I'm too scared to find my pocket" "Here." "I just take off my pants and give you those?" "Hey, I don't like what I'm seeing..." "Give it to them Andrew!" "Give it to them again Andrew!" "What the..." "Laser-proof shirt, eh?" "I'll show you!" "Foiled, after years of planning!" "You're out of the game." "How did we manage to survive?" "What gave us those strange powers?" "Maybe we are wearing magic rings, but they're invisible rings, so we don't even realize it also, you can't feel the rings." "Shut up and look at this!" "May cause superpowers in humans." "Superpowers drug you can just rub into your skin!" "You'd think that is something you'd have to freebase." "Let's see which power do we have." "Superstrengh?" "Lickity-speed." " Check!" " Yes sir!" "Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?" "Hey Zoidberg, get in here!" "Screw you!" "Ain't got that." "Wow, superpowers." "I'll be able to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities." "Leela, I think you're missing the big picture." "When you were a kid, what was you biggest fantasy?" "To have parents." "Whatever." "The correct answer is "to be a superhero"." "We have superpowers and we're americans." "This is our chance." "I have been looking for a way to serve the community that incorporates my violence." " Let's do it!" " You'll barely regret this!" "A friend of mine said he mugged you today and you have superpowers!" "It's true." "Thanks to this funky fresh cream." "Now me and Leela are forming an awesome crimefighting duo." "Wow, crimefigting, cool!" "You say you're a duo?" "Duo is good 'cause sometimes you're a little shorthanded." "See you." "With two humans you'd think there would be a robot in there to balance things out, but...whatever." "I have these three costumes you could use," "But..." "I guess I just throw them away." "We'd love to have you on the team Bender," "But aren't you more on the supply-side of crime?" "Plus the cream won't give you superpowers, you're robot." "So, I'm already super strong and my arms do this." "Also, I got this going." "Listen up New New York!" "There's a new group of superheroes in town." " And we're..." " Quiet!" "It's 4 A.M. and I just fell asleep for the first time in thirty years!" "Sorry!" "A new era of justice has begun." "What?" "Attention, all crooks, lowlives and lawbreakers!" "Do yourself a favor, and crawl back into your filthy tenements you human cockroaches, or get your ugly face punched to custard by:" "The New Justice Team!" "Captain Yesterday." "Clobberella." "Et Super King." "the best one in the three." "Go, go, go New Justice Team" "Go team, go team, team team team" "Whose that newest Justice Team" "The New Justice Team" "Captain Yesterday is fast" "Also he is from the past" "Not just fast, but from the past" "Captain Yesterday!" "Superking has all the power" "Sort of King with all the power of Superman also he's a robot." "Ain't it cool?" "Super King you rule!" "Clobberella beats you up" "Who does she beat up?" "You!" "Clobberella!" "Citizens, never fear" "Crazy do-good-freaks are here" "Until they run out of steam..." "Miracle cream, miracle cream!" "Gives the power to the team" "It's effects wear off for sure" "So they just slop on some more" "The New Justice Team!" "Captain Yesterday," "I find your skin-tight highwaters incredibly sexy." "Let's get together sometime." "Sure, I'm listed in the phonebook, so once I reveal my real name to along with my home address and a copy of my birth certificate..." "Are you crazy?" "!" "We have to keep our secret identity secret." " From everybody?" " Especially from everybody!" "Give several reasons why." "For one: superheroes cause a lot of collateral damage." "And we don't want to get our butts sued?" "Or do we?" "No, I guess not." "Also, if our identities get out, every crook in the city will be after us." "Or, God forbid, our loved ones." "Superking has no need for loved ones." "How're you doing kid?" "There you go." "Two one day mutant surface passes." "Thank you mayor Poopenmeyer." "Mayor here." "What's that?" "A horrible crime in the works, ruthless villain!" "Citizens in danger?" "That's fantastic news!" "Because I've get to summon the New Justice Team." " They're usually here by now." " Well, so long." "Keep in touch." "Wait!" "Stay and meet the superheroes." "There's three of you and three of them, so it'll be perfect." "Is this clown on?" "Where are those daring crime stoppers?" "Oh, I completely forgot, I left my apartment on fire!" "As for me, I'm late for my LSET's." "And I can't take life anymore!" "Clobberella, Captain Yesterday, my Lege, you're just in time." "We've received a tip that the museum of natural history will be robbed tomorrow at exactly 9 A.M." "The target : the priceless Quantum Gemerald." "Who's the purp?" "A dangerous villain known as the ZOO Keeper." "Who commits crimes aided by a pack of highly trained animals." "Pack of highly..." "I got it!" "His crew includes a badger with a troubled past with nothing left to lose," "An elephant who never forgets...to kill, and a seldom used crab named Lucky, aka "Citizen Snips"" "You can count on us, mister mayor." "Justice away!" "Hold the elevator!" "We're in here, too." "how you're gonna meet your folks tomorrow, we've already scheduler the ZOO Keeper for a 9 AM foiling at the museum." "Not a problem." "I've cleverly arranged to meet my parents right there at the same museum at 10." "Nine, ten, a big fat head!" "and named Bender." "I can't believe the ZOO Keeper is this late for his own heist!" "It's just...rude!" "Total hell, it's ten!" "I'm suposed to meet my parents and I'm still in my secret costume." "There they are." "How can Leela not be here." "Do you think she forgot?" "Relax!" "I'm sure she's just ashamed of us." "Yo, freakjobs!" "Hit the nearest manhole, pronto-like." "But we have passes that allow us to be up here." "From mayor himself." "I don't know, I never heard of no mayor." "The ZOO Keeper!" "Sorry, I'm late, long story." "Now everybody hit the deck!" "I'm cutting the entire line and stealing the exhibit!" "You're not stealing anything!" "Nobody hit the deck!" "The super heroes, or should I say:" "super zeros?" "That was uncalled-for." "Animals, attack!" "Please do not feed the animals!" "You'll go down my friend, down under!" "Man boxing a kangaroo is a peculiar spectacle." "But a kangaroo boxing a robot.." "now I'm afraid you've lost me." "Citizen snips!" "Nice job, fingers!" "I'm scared and confused." "I think we walked into an odd Broadway play!" "No, they are way too many people here." "Later, if anyone asks when I got away, tell them right now!" "Forget it ZOO Keeper." "You going in the captivity." "Fool!" "A quip of putting me behind bars would have been far more delicious." " Here!" "Catch!" " No Fry, you can't fall fast enough!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "I don't got it!" "You saved the Gemerald." "Yet, the ZOO Keeper escaped!" "That's proving that the deadliest animal of all, is the ZOO Keeper." "You can get off me anytime." "Oh no, my parents are leaving." "I've got to go change back in the street Leela." "Thank you mysterious heroes." "The value of the Gemerald you saved is sligtly greater than the cost of damage you caused to this museum." "A net gain for a great city." "It's good that Leela doesn't love us." "She'll be less sad when we die." "Mom, dad?" "I showed up!" "And I've got the audio tour for treasures in Liberacci's tomb." "Sweetie, it's OK." "You don't have to apologize for standing and sapping the only visit to surface we'll ever have." "I wanted to tell you why I didn't show up." "But I can't." "Just please believe me that it was a very good reason." "I'm sorry I disappointed you." " Leela, you could never disappoint us." " We're so proud of everything that you are, and we always will be, because you are our baby girl." "Oh, I can't take it." "Mom, dad..." "I'm Clobberella!" " You're kidding us!" " You're superhero?" "But that's wonderful!" "But did you have to make the costume so revealing?" "Look at me, proud dad of superhero." "We should print up T-shirts and F-shits for our friends with two arms on the same side." "No, listen." "It's very important that you never ever tell anyone under any circumstance." " What if I had a few?" " Dad, you drink?" "No not even then!" "Allright." "My sucker is sealed." "In fact, I shouldn't even be wearing this surround here." "It was brisk, I dressed in layers." "That's my girl! So eh, anyway, my daugher is Clobberella." "Leela is Clobberella?" "You pulling me!" "Keep it on the suck." "It's a big secret, that's why I'm only telling you two." "Oh my god, thay guy's daughter is Clobberella." " But don't tell anyone." " Got you!" "Greetings superheroes, remember me?" "I don't remember much buddy, and you no looker." "Ah, Professor, isn't it time for your nap?" "Yes, dammit!" "ZOO Keeper, how you know our real identities?" "Let's just say a little bird told me." "Leela told her parents, Leela's parents blabbed." "Leela, is the person that parrot is mimiking telling the truth by proxy?" "Yes." "My parents were so hurted, I couldn't help it." "But I distinctly told them to not tell anyone." "We are not amused!" "And here is something you may or may not find interesting." "Mom, dad!" "Leela please forgive us!" "Especially your father who's the one who told." "Thank you very much, Morris." "Are you alright?" "Has he hurt you?" "No, but my allergies are going nuts." "Oh God!" "Every couching table is animal fur all over it, he lets them climb on everything." "Allright ZOO Keeper, what do you want?" "Why?" "The Quantum Gemerald of course." "You must steal it for me by midnight, or your parents will be devored by piranhas that I have, shall we say, persuaded to walk on dry land." "Save us, Leela!" "I mean, if you don't have anything better to do." "We're out of options." "We have to steal the Gemerald." "But, should superheroes commit a crime?" "Even to save lives?" "I need moral guidance." "Bender?" "The thought of stealing anything fills Superking with disgust, but if it must be so, then let the museum heist be pulled!" "Oh no, our superpower cream is out of itself." "Check inside the cap, there might be a caked-in goldmine." "El zocho, I'm afraid we're bound." "El zocho." "Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?" "Just be cool." "Nobody knows we're superpowerly challenged." "Man, this costume is so damn heavy." "Capitaine Yesterday!" "Can I like whack at you with this 2 by 4 and it does not hurt you?" "Hi, superheroes, everything OK?" "Big O little k, my friend." " Just check that everything is allright." " It's OK, allright?" "OK then." "Grab it!" "Yo, the superheroes have turned evil, most uncool." "Get them!" "Stay back!" "Or we'll beat the tar out of you using superpowers." " So this is your lair?" " Of course not." "You think I show my lair?" "My lair is a million times nicer than this." "OK." "Take it easy!" "Well here is your lousy gemerald." "Hawk, fetch." "That's unnecessary." "Our transaction is complete." "Come Solomon, to the lair." "Mom, dad, oh, I'm so sorry, I got you kidnapped by a crazy madman who tried to feed you to piranhas." "We are just happy to be involved in your life." "No, no, it's my fault for telling you I was superhero." "That's true." "I just couldn't stand you'd have to think about I ashamed of you." "That's sweet honey." "but... it's natural for children to be a little ashamed of their parents" "Oh, yeah!" "Just like it's natural for parents to be a little disappointed of their children." "No, not we are!" "But you could call a little more often." "New Title" "And would it kill you to use some mouthwash?" "Hey Fry, we are still guys in costumes on Wanna steal some more stuff?" "I guess, as long as you think it's right." "Superheroes away!" "Go, go, go New Justice Team" "Fighting justice is their quest" "Super King, Clobberella" "And all the rest" "Here's to you new Justice Team" "Do the things that make a team" "Help each other do some things" "Winners don't use drugs!" "The New Justice Team!" "script:" "K5  crew, Joke0 - 11 march 2003 (v2)"