"I'm nearly done, okay?" "Don't... move!" "Okay... okay..." "Money!" "You want... me?" "...or money?" "I said money!" "Leave my face alone, I make my living on it!" "Give me your money!" "Okay... okay problem is I don't have any" "What's the password?" "Give me $50,000!" "$98.2 is all I've got, see!" "50 grand in this bad economy?" "!" "Are you nuts?" "!" "You just emptied your account?" "Nope" "Only $98.2...?" "What kind of loser are you?" "Look, you got $2 in your account?" "Transfer $2 to my account" "And you have $100 to cash" "The password is 691234" "Do it yourself" "Oops, you're on camera" "You're doomed... smile when you get the money" "You want money, right?" "Grab a hundred and run!" "Have fun" "What is this?" "What did you do?" "!" "Why did you lock the door?" "It's a power outage" "Why is it happening?" "How on earth would I know?" "Must be the storm" "What now?" "I'm calling the emergency number" "Why are you calling the emergency for a power outage?" "!" "Why are you calling the emergency for a power outage?" "!" "Hey, back off... keep your hands to yourself" "I'm calling the Fire Department" "What for..." "To get them open the door!" "But that will bring the cops, too!" "So what?" "Your face is captured on video anyway" "Give me that knife" "You're bluffing... there's no power to video-tape!" "The power was on when we came in, stupid" "Why don't you give me the knife now before you do something wrong" "Give it back!" "Give it back now!" "J ust relax..." "I'm not calling anyone, okay?" "Stay calm and we pretend nothing has happened" "You didn't rob me, and I wasn't robbed" "We'll wait this out, and then we'll leave, okay?" "Come here" "What's this?" "!" "Those are mine!" "Have a drink, c'mon" "C'mon... have a drink with me" "This is going to be a long night" "Let's be friends and chat a little" "I can tell you stories" "I'm not in the mood" "They are funny stories though" "Nothing is funny..." "I haven't laughed in 3 years!" "You'll laugh, wait till you hear what I do" "What do you do?" "I'm a chicken (hooker)" "A whore who has seen better days" "I need a hooker!" "Go straight..." "Keep going..." "Go past the camera..." "On your right... go on!" "Go on" "That's it!" "I need a... hooker" "Surely you're not here for a haircut?" "My god... detergent?" "No, shower gel... the original bottle broke" "Would you call me names while we're doing it?" "Sure!" "An extra $20 for HONEY and $30 for HUBBY" "Any other words?" "Flat rate: $20 each" "Can I kiss you on the lips?" "That will costs you $100 extra" "I haven't kissed for a long time... not since my girlfriend dumped me" "Really God knows I miss her" "Will you do it the way she did?" "Sure, just tell me how" "My boyfriend, are you happy?" "Mum says she misses you..." "Will you visit her some time?" "After this we can go visit the old..." "lady" "You'll keep seeing me... and you'll visit my mum too, okay?" "Okay!" "Okay..." "Listen, say this..." "Gee... but I'm shy..." "You must take me to her!" "You're always shy..." "A bite for my Snow Sow" "Snow Sow!" "My Snow Sow... now call my name" "What should I call you?" "Snow Sow called me..." "Snow Sow called me..." "Steely Willy" "Steely Willy..." "Snow Sow..." "Scratch my back, Snow Sow!" "What?" "!" "Scratch my back!" "Harder!" "Now bite my shoulder!" "Yes!" "Harder!" "Bite me!" "And squeeze the zits on my back!" "Do it!" "Squeeze?" "Snow Sow!" "What now?" "Your face is all wrong" "She looked a lot sweeter" "Sweeter!" "Keep moaning for me!" "Moan!" "Steely Willy!" "My Steely Willy..." "I love you, I love you..." "Snow Sow!" "That one is my all time favorite" "Why aren't you laughing?" "It was supposed to be a sure thing" "Nothing funny about it" "Your life is pathetic" "You ever hear the song, Tragedy of blood?" "Bloody tragic, it's bloody tragic the bleeding is bloody tragic" "What's so tragic about it?" "I've met so many interesting people" "And I sure had a lot of fun" "Oh, I really must tell you this..." "While at the massage parlor..." "Guess who I saw?" "Who?" "Hello!" "Hello" "Take it easy, not too strong" "Sure..." "Mister... have I served you before?" "I can use a nap" "Right..." "J ust take it easy" "Sure... want an oil rub?" "What are you doing there?" "Sorry... sorry..." "Andy!" "Andy, I am a true fan of yours!" "I know all your songs and movies by heart!" "So you cut your hair" "I can really use a nap" "Rub my head only Done" "Here, get a pillow" "Andy..." "You're slimmer in person" "How hairy you are..." "This drink is endorsed by Andy!" "Get a life, sing you sing..." "Enough..." "Stop!" "You've got a vivid imagination, don't you?" "Every word I've said is true" "I've been a hooker since I was 15" "A hooker at 15?" "Always better to start early" "It all began in the late 70's" "I took the 1st subway ride to work in a fish-ball-girl's joint" "Princess Alexandra arrived at the Central Station today to host the opening ceremony of the Mass Transit Railway" "When the first train comes to the platform and cut through the ribbons MTR starts serving Hong Kong people officially" "Fish-balls stand for under-developed teenage boobies" "Horny bastards in those days had big fun in fish-ball-girls'joints" "Horny bastards in those days had big fun in fish-ball-girls'joints" "There was this saying..." "Follow your dick, fish-balling is the trick" "God..." "Chow Yun-Fat is kissing her!" "What's the big deal?" "I can't believe this!" "You still got me..." "I kiss better than Chow" "Out of my way!" "I'm watching!" "You naughty, very naughty You're Kum?" "That's right" "You've got nice boobies for your age" "It's my bum you're grabbing" "How old are you?" "15... you happy?" "Yes Go on then!" "Oh you're so naughty... but I love you so..." "Working in the dark is bad for you" "Now your eyes are overly sensitive to light" "First you get dizzy..." "Then you might become blind" "What exactly do you do?" "I work in my father's darkroom" "Granny... no more fish-balling from now on" "I'm quitting" "Where're you going?" "Hostess Club, here I come!" "They say a fish cannot grow big in a small pond" "So once I turned 18, I moved to a bigger pond" "No. 8, no. 10  12 are good" "I'll take them in" "Step up, No.19" "We sure beat the Miss Hongkong pageant tonight" "We sure beat the Miss Hongkong pageant tonight" "You can make more money here though" "Misses might as well get real" "I'm no.19 Shirley Au" "All the blokes like to get in bed and do Kung-fu fighting with me" "Someone wanna try?" "Done!" "You're hired" "Next!" "Say something!" "My blokes say I'm a Kung-fu expert too" "No kidding!" "I saw this cute little LV bag yesterday" "Might as well buy a big one?" "I can buy a LV trunk with this money" "Big enough for us to fool around inside" "Boss, I saw this vomit bag in the washroom today" "Here, go buy it" "Thank you, boss" "Go do your Kung-fu" "Gotcha!" "Fabulous!" "Look out!" "You have to come see me more often, okay?" "Sure!" "That chick's finally got her boobs done!" "My god... crossed-eyed boobies?" "They're diverged, facing outward..." "crossed-eyed are inward!" "Thank you for coming!" "Have a nice evening!" "Smile and shape up, girls" "Good evening, Mr. Yui" "Hello, Mr. Chan!" "Morning, boss!" "Hey, Dragon!" "You aren't getting away until you beat me today" "Sure thing..." "Go!" "..." "Go!" "Never let the dragon jump on your wagon!" "Do a number for us, Kum!" "Thank you, boss!" "I love you, Kum!" "Kimmy -salary:" "80G p.m. ;" "currently mistress to 2 tycoons" "Gaga -salary:" "65G p.m. ;" "last issue Playboy cover girl" "Kum - not too pretty or sexy still makes 40G a month" "Good!" "Hairy Kit take good care of him!" "Hey..." "Mister Gan?" "FRANKIE - the most popular ass-kisser movie producer" "HAIRY KIT - (former) youngest stock market shaker" "MR. GAN - the most corrupted civil architect" "You are so very drunk..." "Gentlemen!" "You two ask for sisters and I've finally got you twins!" "Philip, you like them tall and skinny..." "here's Mary!" "And Inspector Ho wants something barely legal?" "Here comes the first timer, Mum-mum" "Girls, take a seat and make everyone happy" "Go on, sit down..." "What about me?" "Mandel, I didn't forget about you" "I've saved the gem of the night for you..." "Kimmy!" "Mandel, I saw a 3-carat diamond in the store the other day" "Buy it" "And I discovered this 3-carat gallstone in my body" "Go get an operation" "Gentlemen, may I present to you the joke of the night" " Kum!" "Kum!" "Start your number!" "Listen, Peter is filthy rich" "Drain him slow and dry, okay?" "Why waste time?" "I shall eat him raw" "What about my guy?" "Moan loud, he likes screamer" "Really?" "Yes, try it" "Fatso..." "Fatso..." "Oh... my Fatso!" "J ust like that, I moaned my way up" "I got my first big house my first king-size bed" "Kum works hard, Kum eats a tart..." "You happy?" "I'm happy!" "And you?" "I'm so... so... happy..." "Flower Love Motel" "Auntie, you still use this kind of old teapot?" "I'm a teapot, short and stout..." "You're becoming quite a pretty hooker" "I'm not a hooker" "I'm a club hostess" "Not a hooker?" "You sleep with men and they pay you" "Face it, you're a hooker" "But looking the way you do you need to triple your effort" "I'm a teapot, short and stout..." "You haven't worked that long but your voice has become so coarse" "Can't help it, I scream and moan every night" "I always give it all I've got" "But you aren't moaning properly" "Do it like this From down here?" "Try it" "It's more convincing that way and it doesn't hurt your vocal cord" "Keep a natural rhythm" "Alternate between fast and slow heavy and light, high and low" "At times, you should..." "Watch me..." "Oh... my god!" "Oh baby" "What's going on?" "..." "Gee... you've got a hard on!" "Don't touch!" "It'll spit on you" "What a loser" "I moan and you get all hard" "You didn't have to moan so real it's just a story" "By the way, in your line of work don't you get diseases?" "Diseases the doctors can handle" "It's something else that scares me" "What's that?" "I'm pregnant" "You kidding?" "!" "What's your problem?" "!" "I shouldn't walk on your back if you're pregnant" "I was hoping you'd save me the cost of an abortion" "Forget it!" "Who was the father?" "How would I know?" "What now?" "Do you know a good doctor?" "Let's see..." "I know a very good doctor" "I'll take you there tomorrow Well..." "Well?" "Sure" "It's your baby... you sure wanna do it?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What?" "You still haven't changed?" "Not yet..." "Bloody hell!" "What's wrong?" "Jacky Chan cannot recover from his injury He might have to quit!" "You're crazy!" "And you'd better take care of "this" quick or else you'd be out of work soon" "It's all clouded up" "Here comes the thunder..." "Hey!" "It's pouring!" "It's no good!" "Don't you wanna take off all your clothes and take a nap?" "No way!" "Leave the undies on..." "Get up!" "Allow me..." "Ain't I good?" "Can we go?" "Let's go!" "But we're going back to work!" "What?" "It's night already ...Let's go" "Do that to me one more time, baby..." "The clinic is closing you coming or not?" "And no more dallying!" "Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy" "Rub, rub, rub" "Rub ITCHY RUB" "What if I go visit Auntie?" "You drama queen!" "Hey, Auntie..." "She's great!" "Not her!" "Yours is there" "Gwen!" "Here!" "She's nice too" "Auntie, I'm pregnant" "Never heard of condoms?" "I couldn't get rid of it" "Are you seeing the right kind of doctor?" "It's not the doctor!" "It's scary, you know" "Every time I go out it rains cats and dogs" "The moment I turn back... the sun comes out" "It never fails" "Maybe someone up there doesn't want me to do it" "So be it a gift from Goddess Guanyin" "Come over and thank the Goddess" "This ain't no Goddess, it's a guy" "She'll get it..." "Gods have their network up there" "Sorry dude, just pass the message" "What do I do now?" "Am I keeping it?" "You expect the Goddess to raise him too?" "What then?" "You're the mother!" "I can't go carrying a screaming monster around" "Use you brain, dimbo" "When the mother is busy, the father takes over" "Get the baby a father" "Do a complimentary package?" "!" "To whom?" "Work on it" "You're the mother!" "You still here?" "Help with the last customer" "Mr. Wu, this is Kum" "Hello, please sit down" "You two... keep it going" "Thanks My pleasure" "I'm Richard" "Have a drink" "You're here so late" "I wanted to leave" "But they said it's pouring outside, so I stayed" "Have a drink" "Thanks" "Cheers!" "Are you okay?" "I saw you standing there all spaced out..." "Something bothering you?" "I don't know why..." "This song melts my heart every time I hear it" "It's an English song... you understand the words?" "Of course!" "It says when the child is born the world becomes meaningful and beautiful" "I'm sorry..." "I didn't mean it like that..." "I'm not articulated..." "I'm really sorry" "Excuse me, my English is poor" "I'm going to sing a Chinese version" "I hope it would be as meaningful and beautiful" "A ray of hope flickers in the sky" "A shiny star lights up way up high" "All across the land dawns a brand new morn" "This comes to pass when a child is born" "A silent wish sails the seven seas" "The winds of change whisper in the trees" "And the walls of doubt crumbled tossed and torn" "This comes to pass when a child is born" "Do you like it?" "It's great Thank you" "You're so tacky" "Hey, I run a factory in New York's Chinatown ...can't help to be a bit tacky" "I see" "But I came up with the Chinese lyrics all by myself" "I see" "I am not articulate" "But I hope this song would cheer you up" "But I hope this song would cheer you up" "I am cheered up" "Really?" "Sing with me then" "No way" "A ray of hope flickers in the sky" "A shiny star lights up way up high" "Enough..." "Let me" "Why are you so sweet?" "Why sing for me?" "It's nothing" "We both like the song" "And it looks like our stars are crossed" "Do you have a child?" "Nope" "Wish I did" "Children are troublesome" "At least I wouldn't be wasting my time in clubs" "If I had a child I'd do his homework with him..." "I'd tell him bedtime stories" "On holiday, I'd take him out" "And we can watch the stars at night" "That'd be great" "You know about stars?" "An amateur" "That one is Rigel at the foot of Orion over 770 light-years away from earth" "It's the brightest star of the constellation and visible from almost everywhere" "Let me ask you..." "Okay" "You know that one?" "The furthest away form us?" "This one?" "That one" "That's a "movie star"" "You're right" "Let's call it the Movie Star" "Sure" "If you want a kid that much..." "I can give you one" "Sounds good" "I'm serious" "I'm damn serious" "Don't tease me" "I'm not teasing..." "Hey... here?" "Why not?" "People will see us" "You see anyone around?" "Hey... hold on..." "A ray of hope flickers in the sky" "A shiny star lights up way up high" "All across the land dawns a brand new morn" "This comes to pas when a child is born" "I'm pregnant" "You said I could bear you a child and you'll take care of him" "What about you?" "I'm too busy with work" "The Goddess has sent us a child" "No need to complicate the matters" "If you say so, when the baby is born..." "I'll take him back to the States" "Great!" "America is the best!" "Great!" "I will give the child the best and make him someone we can be proud of" "Done" "Can you promise me one more thing" "Yes?" "You will not let the child see me" "...professional habit" "Take it easy..." "Doctor you've known Richard for long?" "Yes" "Is he married?" "His wife died long ago" "And you?" "Married, right" "Any kids?" "Me?" "Yes" "No, I mean Richard" "He sure has one now" "Doctor can you promise me one thing?" "When the baby is born, don't let me see him" "I might not let go" "Isn't mummy your dearest?" "Kiddo, excuse me..." "You two playing such a boring game?" "Let me teach you something exciting" "Whisky!" "Vodka!" "Drink it up or go to hell!" "Whisky!" "Vodka!" "Drink it up or go to hell!" "Whisky!" "Vodka..." "Boy, don't you look great?" "You'll grow upon looking like Andy Lau" "Are you hungry?" "Oh you honey bumpkin..." "Sorry... can I have my son back?" "Time to feed..." "He must be hungry by now" "Can I play with him a bit longer?" "It's been more than an hour now" "Why don't you play with your own?" "Thanks, thank you so much" "God knows I miss you so" "This is the worst decision I've made in my life" "There was no going back and..." "I could only knock my head against the wall" "We're on our way to the airport" "Sure you don't want to see the baby?" "Airport, please" "Airport, right?" "This is so strange ma'am" "Hailstorm in Hong Kong!" "?" "Are you okay?" "You alright?" "What now?" "Turn around" "What?" "Turn around" "The Goddess sent you a son and you sent it away ...that's the way it's supposed to be" "C'mon, have some tangerine water" "Things will be fine" "It tastes good" "Wow, Kum-Kum..." "Welcome back...!" "Look!" "Your breast have grown bigger!" "You are looking good!" "In those good old days everyone made easy money" "And we tipped big time, even in the washroom;" "$20 for a pee $100 for a dump" "I once tipped $200 for having a diarrhea" "But the stock market crashed in 1987..." "This is bad" "Don't get upset" "Anyone seen Amy?" "She's emigrated to Canada" "Where's Candy?" "She'll do" "She just married an old guy they're emigrating to Australia" "And you?" "Where are you emigrating to?" "Three inventions affected us most in the 90's" "Three inventions affected us most in the 90's" "One was the invention of mobile phone" "The second one was Karaoke" "And the third were the women pouring in from Mainland China" "We called them Northern Chicks" "Could anyone be willing to be caressed by strangers?" "Could anyone be willing to have her lips tasted by thousands?" "I'm willing!" "I truly am!" "Hi pretty" "Did you like my singing, boss?" "Love it" "I can sing and do a lot more at the same time" "How long have you been in Hong Kong?" "Fresh off the boat" "Please be gentle with me, boss" "A gentleman is always gentle" "I used to be in the beer industry back home" "Showing people how to blew (brew) the beer" "What?" "!" "You must have blown a lot" "You bad man teasing me now?" "Rich gays (guys) like you..." "You never know what life is like for us working girls" "Who is this 'thing?" "'" "I want to blow the grapes blow the watermelon and blow the cognac bottle" "We're all just trying to make a living" "Bad Cantonese, big boobs bad make-up and they would just about do anything for money" "Those were the Northern Chicks" "Happy birthday!" "May all your nights be filled with horny bastards" "Seafood?" "Hot pot maybe" "Hurry up, let's go eat" "Quick, we're waiting" "Coming..." "Hey Kum, get changed..." "What you doing stuck in a locker?" "Why are you crying?" "Who bullied you?" "Stop crying and tell me who it is" "Tell me and I'll get to his balls in no time" "Well, it's you Northern Chicks who bullied us" "Survival of the fittest, what can I say?" "We'll never be as tough as our sisters from the North" "I was 29, aging by the day" "Can I switch to be a Madame?" "Maybe" "But that's not my cup of tea" "So I went to work at a massage parlor" "No drinking, no frills just straight to the business" "Only using my hand" "It was easy money" "People assume masseuse make less money" "WRONG!" "A hostess makes $1500 per outcall 2 outcalls per night at a maximum of 25 days per month" "$1,500 x 2 x 25 = $75,000 per month" "A masseuse makes a humble $350 per hand-job but 10 hand-jobs a day and 31 days a month" "$350 x 10 x 31 = $108,500 per month" "Hey you, get your ass to work" "Mr. K, your usual "yogurt drink"?" "Hey Johnny bro, "yogurt drink" for you too?" "Black coffee coming right up, Mr. Chan" "Two large beer and one black coffee" "Hey Dragon dude, I've been throbbing in this freaking departure lounge for an hour" "Flight is delayed man" "I'll upgrade you to First Class - private room" "Keith your one-eyed friend's in for a surprise today" "You sure?" "Hope it's not a nasty surprise" "We have a reputation to maintain" "Your one-eyed friend is going to be one happy snake" "Special meal request, I want it freezingly hot" "Ice-Fire?" "No problemo" "Hey you" "You want more pressure?" "I'm not talking about your physics" "I'm talking about your mathematics" "In a 90 minute session" "You spend two-third of the time on my back" "In other words..." "Only a third of the session is left for my other body parts" "You think that's enough?" "Add another session then, boss" "I'm no boss" "I'm Professor Chan" "I teach mathematics" "How many sessions I order is my personal choice" "But if it is the consequence of your misdemeanors..." "You have to bear my economic loss" "I see, I'm sorry" "Take a pillow" "What are you up to?" "Getting to work" "By taking off my trousers?" "You have a theory there?" "Now you take it easy, don't play dumb" "I'm giving you a hand job jerking you off, spanking the money" "Spanking the money, jerking off pulling the pud..." "It is basically the same term for self-abuse... masturbation" "Which means do-it-yourself for the sex drive" "But why would I engage someone else's service to do something that I can do myself" "That violates the logics of economics to the point of being ridiculous" "Your back is all knotted up" "Otherwise I wouldn't need you here" "Thought you had something to tell me" "Such as...?" "Well, you just came back from America" "There's nothing to tell?" "America?" "What is there to tell?" "America never changes" "I'm asking because it's been raining a lot lately..." "Done!" "Want me to do your friend down there too?" "I've know you for years but have never met your friend down there" "This toy-piano is cute" "A present for "him"" "Him?" "Him" "He's going to be 10 next month" "Please pass it to him for me" "No hurry though" "J ust give it to him next time you visit" "It could be next year" "It's really cute, it's got a song..." "You have to finish the antibiotics, okay?" "Okay" "The nurse will give you the prescription" "Thanks" "I'll leave the box" "Please put it back in for me" "No need to hurry" "J ust take it with you when you go next time" "Think he'd be a charmer if he plays piano?" "Probably" "Bye... call me if you need my hands" "You got a cold?" "Room 47, can do?" "Can do" "Howdy" "Mister...?" "Which bed do you prefer?" "Oops, sorry, sorry" "I'm okay..." "Sorry" "Are you okay?" "Over here please" "I'm really sorry" "Please lie down" "Oil rub" "Should I not press too hard?" "Give it all you've got" "Did I do it wrong?" "I beg your pardon" "You want another masseuse?" "Hold still" "Relax" "Lie down" "Close your eyes" "Double 7" "Double 7" "Double 7" "Ginseng tea for you" "What's up?" "What happened?" "Right, why are you sleeping here?" "Where is my customer?" "He ordered ginseng tea for you and left" "Space cadet" "Room 47 for you" "Or shall I send him over?" "It's Room 47!" "47?" "!" "47!" "I need a doctor..." "It's you" "You know Kung-fu?" "Nah" "Come and lie down" "I owe you one" "Last time, you're gone when I woke up" "I was rude" "Let me compensate you this time" "Tired again?" "Napping?" "So cool... you never talk" "Breathless?" "He's dead?" "!" "God bless him, dying so young" "Still alive..." "I'm relieved" "What should I call you?" "Yeh" "And me?" "You haven't told me" "And you didn't ask" "So I wouldn't tell" "How is it?" "Feeling good?" "You need to tell me what to do" "Am I pushing the right button?" "Why are you following me?" "I'm just passing by" "I ran into you" "No, I didn't..." "Hey!" "I still don't know your name" "I told you, Yeh" "Your first name!" "Don't you have one?" "Do you know my name?" "Double 7" "Kum" "Be fair., then" "You know my name but I don't know yours" "Yeh" "And your mobile phone number" "9" "They all start with a "9"" "9 what?" "9... 4 - 8." "9 - 4 - 8... and?" "Hey!" "Kum, Room 47 for you" "Howdy" "Want to try something new today?" "I like new experiences because they stimulate the mind" "But tell me how attractive and economically viable this new experience can be..." "But tell me how attractive and economically viable this new experience can be before I'll make a decision" "A double-grip?" "Hold it there" "There are 2 hands for one masseuse, 4 for two" "And I have only one "little brother"" "So, one hand takes care of my sibling" "And the other 3 hands become redundant" "That doesn't make sense" "There are 2 boobies for one girl, 4 for two" "If you can have 4 boobies in two hands Doesn't that make perfect sense economically?" "Your argument is only an argument" "It needs data to support" "Professor Chan didn't go for a double-grip" "He figures only if he could have 12 boobies in 2 hands ...that'd make perfect sense" "Want some Body Gel?" "Sweat!" "Oil!" "Cabin crew..." "Prepare for final descend get ready for TOUCHDOWN" "Happy?" "The operation was successful" "But the patient is dead" "Yeh would come once in a while" "His visit made me happy" "When he left, he'd leave me another number" "What is it this time?" "5" "See you soon" "But after he'd left 6 digits to me he vanished" "Yeh?" "Sun Fat Restaurant!" "Who again?" "Yip..." "Wrong number Not this one..." "Who's this?" "This is Kum, Double 7" "What's up?" "It was a wild guess and I hit it" "Something the matter?" "Haven't seen you a while" "Are you okay?" "This humid weather gets the muscle very sore" "Shall I... come over to give you a massage?" "No!" "I'll come tomorrow" "You... haven't been here for a long time" "Two and half months" "What's up?" "Nothing" "You've got a new girl?" "You don't need me now" "Come over here..." "Hey..." "Something is bothering you?" "Tell me..." "What's the matter?" "Maybe I can help?" "Lend me 150 grand" "I'll pay you back" "What is it?" "It hurts!" "That pressure point shows a bad digestive system" "Of course, I don't get to eat very often" "There's nothing to digest" "Now this one is going to hurt" "Strange..." "No response?" "What's that pressure point?" "Your reproductive system... men your age are usually weak down there" "But of course, I'm strong in that department I barely used it" "Really?" "That's why you get hard so easily" "Where's your wife?" "Gone..." "Pardon?" "She dumped me" "Why she did that?" "I am a loser..." "I got laid off and couldn't find a job again" "And then my credit cards' bills snowballed..." "Now I have loan sharks after me..." "They even sent me lunch boxes" "That's so sweet of them" "The lunch boxes are filled with feces telling me to eat shit" "Well, everyone has a story" "By the way, you gave the money away just like that?" "I didn't give it away, I lent it to him" "Has he paid you back?" "He left me this card, said he'll deposit money on the 15th" "The 15th of what?" "That was 7 years ago" "And you still believe him?" "None of your bloody business here I go again, so what?" "Hey, there's no power" "What happened?" "I'm scared..." "This is serious, your hand is your tool" "Make sure you hold still" "Three robbers holding AK47 s have stolen 6 million dollars jewelry from 5 shops in Kwun Tong" "In the exchange of fire 5 policemen and 1q2 passer-by have been shot" "I know him!" "Damn!" "I have nothing to do with this" "I'm afraid you can't give hand-job no more" "Bad things always come in a row" "Auntie passed away that spring" "She has special recipe with soups" "The best soups among all brothels" "She washed and dried my clothes while I'm..." "She washed and dried my clothes while I'm..." "What am I going to do without her?" "Autumn wind whistles" "I don't dare to look at the garden" "Leaves fall like wounded birds" "Wounded by unseen arrows" "Are those all our relatives?" "Those are all your Auntie's customers" "She was enormously popular" "No man could have escaped her charm" "Those people used to fight over your Auntie when she was young" "Memories are all that's left..." "Auntie is gone" "But she left us goodies" "What now?" "Shall we make use of it?" "Let's do that" "Around that time, three Dengs left us" "One was Auntie" " Lydia Deng whose Death broke many horny bastards' hearts" "The other was Teresa Deng" "The shortest, but the biggest of them all is..." "At the flag-raising ceremony at Tiananmen Square..." "The national flag is at half-mast in memory of ...late Chairman Deng Xiaoping" "At the Square many Beijing citizens gathered..." "What?" "..." "Glasses!" "Dragon!" "Kum is here to see you" "You look good, Dragon" "Recovering fast, huh?" "Yes..." "Kum knows..." "Really?" "Kum understands..." "Dragon says the soup is excellent today" "And a game with Kum would be nice, no?" "Fair and square, right?" "Great, let's do it now, c'mon" "Gee!" "I can never beat you at this..." "you've got killer eyes!" "Things will be fine soon!" "Time for your medicine" "Lucky guy, she makes you soup everyday" "...I can get this one" "He says:" "Why don't you take my place instead?" "Bimbo" "You bitch!" "How did this happen..." "You make him soup everyday now?" "It's a hassle" "But I've known him for so long" "What else can I do?" "Besides... the stroke happened in my flat" "Wow, your insatiable appetite caused the stroke?" "That isn't funny" "Since when... the two of you?" "Don't remember" "It's more like keeping a company..." "Talking to TV by yourself could be boring you know?" "Prince Charles, together with former Governor Pattern arrived at the Tamar after the Handover Ceremony" "Former Governor looked sad while his two daughter wept openly" "The Britainia left at 50 minutes past midnight ...with Prince Charles and the Patterns on deck waving farewell to the people onshore" "The local Stock Market today twice fell below 10,000 points" "With a record fell of 1,871 pts in the afternoon" "The Hang Seng Index closed at 10,426 pts ...dropping 1,211 pts since the previous day" "So it was the crash in 97 that got you here" "97 was bad, but not that bad" "It's the new millennium that got us all... 5 ' 4 ' 3 ' 2 ' 1" "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year!" "We are into a new millennium!" "Upon the issue of PCCW's corporate Negative Assets..." "CEO Richard Lee proclaims that is purely a matter of bookkeeping" "You large shareholders have made hundreds of millions whereas we small shareholders lost our life-saving" "Tell me what kind of logic is this?" "Facing the accusation of PCCW's over-paid management..." "CEO Richard Lee says - em... em... em... these executives... em... em... em..." "Shut up before you can remember what to say" "I've lost everything on your stock!" "Give me my money back or I'll call the cops!" "Out of my way!" "Now you really work me up!" "Mister bailiff, seriously..." "The bed means a whole lot to me, can't you see?" "Sign here and you can go" "The bed really means a whole lot to me" "The bed means my first time it means my career, it means my life!" "I'm happy with my bed" "You happy?" "I'm really happy with my bed" "Can't you see?" "You look at me!" "You see?" "The bed is happiness to me!" "After the millennium, Hong Kong is struck by three natural disasters" "The first, The Real Estate Bubble Burst" "The second, Upsurge of Bankruptcy" "I owe you one... please!" "Can't do" "Hey missy" "What?" "There's no way to get this through" "Now What?" "You tell me" "The third is the infamous Chicken Flu" "AFC department spokesman confirmed today... the Massive Chicken Slaughter is near its completion" "Officials claimed all chicken bodies have been disposed of" "But dead chickens were spotted being exposed to flies as well as floating down the river" "Meanwhile, the union has made a statement about the lack of coordination within the government body which also under-estimated the scale of the chicken slaughter operation ...also under-estimated the scale of the chicken slaughter operation" "Glad I don't eat chicken" "Or else I'd be a Chicken-Flu-Chicken" "Please don't go..." "Being in debt isn't the end of the world ...We can pull this through together" "Please... don't go!" "Take it easy..." "It's just a nightmare" "Have a sip" "C'mon, let it go" "I ran into a friend recently" "He gave me some words of wisdom" "He said all the past glory is crap..." "And all the crap is flushed down the drain" "Is this the line for jobs?" "Right" "So many people for one job?" "So many people for one job?" "Madam, wasn't that $30 for the 30th place in the queue?" "Right, the 30th from the end" "You're spreading incorrect info!" "You're corrupting the market that's cheating" "At least, give me a few dollars back" "Hey!" "Get in line!" "Don't cut in!" "Professor Chan" "Double 7" "How are you?" "Fine, you?" "Me... me?" "Fine, of course..." "Fine" "Fine..." "That's good" "The line is too long... forget it" "Let's go for tea" "In this social climate having tea violates the principles of economics" "You know, even a cup of coffee costs..." "My treat" "Deal" "Let's go" "Still... what about the cab fare?" "Your treat too, right?" "What's with the grin?" "Nah..." "I'm just thinking about your hands at work" "Working on what, Professor?" "This and that" "Thinking of a double-, quadriple- or octuple-grip?" "With hands like yours a single-grip is all I care to remember" "Wanna try again?" "I'm fine, really" "It's better to leave it in my memory..." "that's more economical" "Who says I'm charging?" "You can fly with your mileage" "Mileage?" "Nothing comes free will it affect the quality?" "You tell me" "When the economy is slow..." "We need to stimulate the market with groundbreaking promotional deals" "Freebies time, Professor" "I'm coming!" "You leaving?" "Yes" "Here" "I get a tip?" "$300 is like loose change" "You kidding?" "You have no idea how seriously people take money now" "$300 can go a long way" "Right, I just went a long way" "I kissed you and moaned for your name twice acting as if I was your girlfriend" "But before I came" "I screamed "Double 7" twice" "$100 back for acting like your boyfriend" "I still remember back in my prime" "I'd pocket a few grand even before I did anything" "What have I come to?" "Talk about past glory..." "In the past, I got full salary for half the effort" "I was Professor Chan" "Now I can't even teach grade school" "All that past crap is flushed down the drain" "We are in No Pain, No Gain era" "Ever heard this one?" "Life is hard, but you don't fart" "Get real, Double 7" "What comes after that?" "Get going, start working, stop jerking" "What can I do?" "Do what you're best at" "What are you best at?" "I'm best at... you know" "I'm best at making men happy" "So be it" "Anyway, it's not economical for one person to live in such a big flat" "Make it a home-office" "One room is where you sleep the other is where you sell" "What should I sell?" "Pork Buns?" "You sell your buns!" "Do a One-Chicken-Brothel" "Be your own boss, go self-employed" "Live your own constructive and meaningful life" "I wish to live like I've won the lottery then I won't have to do shit my boss can stop bitching at me" "J ust wait for my pay check have zero to worry about" "That's the way!" "By doing absolutely shit all" "I wish to live like I've won the lottery then I won't have to do shit my boss can stop bitching at me" "J ust wait for my pay check have zero to worry about" "What's up?" "Ma'am" "Speak up!" "Advertise..." "Then tell us what service do you offer?" "What kind of image are you selling?" "The columnist will sample "you" tomorrow" "We will do a business report for you" "Wanna open a chatroom too?" "Good to chat with the horny bastards" "Don't worry, they won't bite" "Hi, today we're introducing another private-pot..." "Ginger Chicken in the Pot" "Grand Opening featuring Fresh Girl" "Hey, you!" "Are you lighting fire cracker?" "So what?" "It's illegal!" "Stupid!" "Don't point your finger at me!" "I do what I want..." "You can't stop me..." "Love my piggy tummy..." "What the hell..." "C'mon in!" "Boss!" "This is the doorway to heaven, c'mon in!" "C'mon in!" "$37.50" "Come in or I'm not paying" "You pay up or I'll beat you up" "Beat me up?" "Ooh!" "I like that!" "C'mon quick!" "$37.50!" "The change!" "50 cents!" "God Oh God" "Please grant me a rod" "The is death by boredom" "Does this shirt come in other colors?" "It's all here, check it out yourself" "These days, a serving attitude like hers is not good enough" "Right, that bitch can go to hell" "Be responsible to your customers and the boss" "Our attitude needs to be genuine, friendly and professional in every way" "But I have no customer, who can I serve?" "Andy, you wouldn't understand" "You're rich, famous and successful" "And you are so handsome..." "Ever thought of it the other way round?" "If you were a customer would you want to be served by you?" "Why not?" "Because I'm worn and torn" "Wrong" "Excuse me" "Let me get out and set you straight" "The thing is that you are not genuine" "This is the doorway to heaven, c'mon in!" "Boss!" "You're perfect, Andy, you're a great actor!" "You're screwed!" "There is no heart" "Nowadays, such attitude is not good enough and just won't do" "Attitude is elementary" "Let's start from square one" "Moan for me" "C'mon" "You need some Aspirin?" "Relax..." "Andy..." "Be involved!" "Be emotional!" "Be coy!" "Be steamy" "Come on..." "Come on" "Come on... be volcanic!" "More..." "More..." "More" "Boss, this is the doorway to heaven C'mon!" "Boss!" "Very good!" "Great!" "Now that we're at it..." "Let's move to advanced level..." "We'll do Face-Off" "No moaning?" "No Andy and no moaning?" "You won't get clients like Andy very often" "Moan for anybody as if you were moaning for me" "Or else you won't have any man to moan to no more" "Look at me!" "Be involved!" "Be emotional!" "Come on..." "Come on" "More..." "Come on" "Very good!" "Moan your heart out for all races!" "For Indians, moan with an Indian touch..." "A curry touch" "Curry... chicken..." "Don't you ever give up" "Moan with your heart and your act will become real" "Once real, you'll get the sensation..." "The sensation will bring you the orgasm" "Your orgasm will uplift you" "And so will your customers be uplifted" "As the word of mouth spreads all horny bastards in Hong Kong will come for you" "Then you would become the one and only Golden Chicken" "Keep going" "Remember..." "Work hard and you'll eat tart" "Andy..." "Life is a series of laughter and tears" "We are destined to meet under the Lion Rock" "Dear fellow citizens" "Hong Kong is now faced with unprecedented hardship" "Nowadays, everyone goes to the north of the border for sex" "If we want to keep the customers home" "We need to imitate the Northern Chicks" "This is a serious challenge for all of you" "Now follow me... (with northern accent)" "Balls (Boss)!" "Balls (Boss)!" "How about Eyes-File (Ice-Fire)?" "How about Eyes-File (Ice-Fire)?" "As for me..." "It is a serious challenge..." "No less" "Thanks Uncle Sam!" "Come again!" "I will!" "It's not your turn darling" "I've been waiting forever, Kum" "I'll be right with you honey" "I've waited over an hour!" "You're next cutie pie" "This is my head" "These are my boobies." "Size 36-D" "Come play again next time" "Thank you" "My pleasure" "May God bless you" "Let's go" "He's sweet" "Good boy, come play next time" "I'll treat you to candies" "Bye!" "Together, we can battle hardships and make Hong Kong an everlasting glory" "Together, we can battle hardships and make Hong Kong an everlasting glory" "Why haven't you come for your regular check up?" "I thought I was fine" "You thought you were fine?" "Am I not?" "You are fine" "You scared me" "Tell me something about America" "Again?" "What?" "Richard..." "He's gone" "At least he had a son" "Not by blood though" "What do you mean?" "I was his family doctor, I know..." "Bless his soul, Richard was a good man" "But he was sterile" "What's the matter..." "I need to crap" "I'll show you the toilet" "J ust..." "let me..." "Let me think" "Where's the son?" "He's mature and very independent" "He's 18 already... don't worry" "What happened next?" "I left the clinic..." "I had a bowl of noodles..." "I was on my way home then I passed by the ATM booth..." "And here we are" "That's that?" "Keep talking, would you?" "Life is long and the night is short" "It's morning..." "Shit!" "Another day..." "There must be lunchboxes waiting for me at home" "Wouldn't mind getting stuck in here forever" "Let's go" "The door won't open" "Pull..." "Where are you heading?" "To jump off a building" "Hey you, hang on!" "Don't give up!" "If I get through this, where can I find you?" "Across the street, flat 7D..." "What's your name?" "My name is Bong, James Bong..." "By the way my new movie opens this month" "Hang in there, you're going to get through this" "Come back and give me some business" "James..." "Bong" "Saturday, December 14, 2002" "Sunday, December 15, 2002" "12 o'clock now?" "...the clock stopped before..." "What?" "Today is the 15th, not yesterday?" "Data processing... please wait" "Account balance: $948,511.42" "9485... 1142?" "Why... what..." "It's his mobile number!" "I knew he would pay me back!" "Bong!" "James Bong!" "Seasons rotate, years have gone by now I look back" "What I cherished I missed out what I cherished not I got" "Where do I begin to tell my gain and loss?" "Alas, things go by in a flash cause and effect are blurred" "C'est la vie!" "Forever letting go forever hanging on..." "My life is but a cycle of moments slipping by" "C'est la vie!" "Misty eyes are never meant to see clearly..." "What I have missed out is ironically all I have got" "Seasons rotate, years have gone by now I look back" "What I cherished I missed out what I cherished not I got" "Where do I begin to tell my gain and loss?" "Alas, things go by in a flash cause and effect are blurred" "Hey!" "Bong!" "Why are you sitting here?" "What's up?" "Why are you here?" "I have been chasing after you like mad!" "I made it!" "I made it!" "What did you make?" "I said you're gonna get through this" "How?" "What?" "I've got nearly a million in the bank..." "Told you... he would pay me back!" "He did?" "I can help you, I will lend you 50 grand!"