" I'M GOIN' DOWN TO SOUTH PARK" "GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME" "FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE" " HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATION" " I'M GOIN' DOWN TO SOUTH PARK" "GONNA LEAVE MY WOES BEHIND" " AMPLE PARKING DAY OR NIGHT, PEOPLE SPOUTING HOWDY NEIGHBOR" " HEADIN' ON UP TO SOUTH PARK, GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T UNWIND [muffled]" " COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK AND MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE" "[school bell rings]" " SO THEN, THE GUY HITS THE PING-PONG BALL WITH HIS DICK," "AND IT GOES RIGHT IN THE OTHER GUY'S MOUTH." "[laughs]" " HEY, STAN, I HAVE A NOTE FOR YOU." " A NOTE?" " YEAH." "WENDY SAID TO GIVE YOU THIS." "I'M LIKE A MAILMAN." " WHAT'S IT SAY?" " "WE NEED TO TALK."" " EHHH, WHEN A CHICK SAYS, "WE NEED TO TALK,"" "YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST START" "PUNCHING YOURSELF IN THE BALLS, DUDE." " ARE YOU SURE HE HAS A PROBLEM, WENDY?" " YES." "I'VE READ ALL ABOUT IT." "IT'S A REAL DISEASE." "IT'S CALLED HOARDING." "PEOPLE WHO CAN'T THROW ANYTHING AWAY," "AND THEY JUST KEEP LIVING IN DEEPER AND DEEPER FILTH" "UNTIL THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE." " IS SOMETHING WRONG, WENDY?" " STAN, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR LOCKER." " MY LOCKER?" " EVERY TIME I SEE THE CONDITION IT'S IN, I JUST WANT TO CRY." "IT JUST KEEPS GETTING MESSIER AND MESSIER." "I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM." " ARE YOU SERIOUS?" " IT'S SO FULL OF JUNK IT TAKES YOU FOREVER TO FIND ANYTHING." "AND LATELY YOU'VE BEEN ASKING TO KEEP THINGS IN MY LOCKER." " WELL, IT'S JUST A LITTLE MESSY." " NO, STAN, IT'S CALLED HOARDING." "AND IF YOU DON'T GET HELP, I DON'T KNOW" "HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN BE WITH YOU." " OH, COME ON." " THEN CAN WE THROW SOME STUFF IN YOUR LOCKER AWAY?" " YEAH, ALL RIGHT." " OKAY." "I'VE HIRED SOME EXPERTS TO HELP YOU WITH THIS." "WE'LL MAKE THIS AS EASY AS POSSIBLE ON YOU, STAN." " HELLO, EVERYONE." "MY NAME IS DR. CHINSTRAP." "I'M A HOARDING SPECIALIST," "AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA HELP STAN CLEAN OUT HIS LOCKER." "ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO AHEAD AND SEE INSIDE YOUR LOCKER, STAN." "[all gasp]" " [crying]" " WHAT?" "COME ON." "IT'S NOT THAT BAD." " NOW, AS PART OF STAN'S THERAPY," "WE NEED TO MAKE SURE WE DON'T THROW AWAY" "ANYTHING HE DOESN'T WANT US TO." "STAN NEEDS TO FEEL LIKE HE IS IN CONTROL" "OR HIS PSYCHOSIS WILL COME OUT." " MY PSYCHOSIS?" "LOOK, IT ISN'T THAT BIG A DEAL." "I'LL JUST THROW THIS STUFF AWAY." " OKAY, GREAT." "HOW ABOUT WE START WITH THIS." " WELL, NO, THAT'S MY PENCIL BOX." "I NEED MY PENCIL BOX." " OKAY, OKAY." "WE'LL PUT THAT RIGHT HERE ON THE FLOOR." "NOW HOW ABOUT THIS?" "BROKEN TOOTHBRUSH." " WELL, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE THAT" "BECAUSE SOMETIMES I REALLY WANT TO BRUSH AFTER LUNCH, AND I" " BUT IT'S BROKEN." " YEAH, BUT IT WORKS PERFECTLY FINE, AND" " OKAY, OKAY." "BROKEN TOOTHBRUSH IS GOING RIGHT HERE BY THE PENCIL BOX." "NOW HOW ABOUT THIS?" "OLD SANDWICH IN A BAGGIE FILLED WITH MAGGOTS." "all:" "EW!" " WELL, THAT, I MEAN, YEAH." "I MEAN, I KIND OF NEED THAT." "LET'S JUST KEEP THAT." " IT'S FULL OF MAGGOTS, STAN." "CAN WE THROW IT AWAY?" " WELL, I MIGHT NEED IT" "IF I EVER HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, LIKE" " THE MAGGOTS ARE CRAWLING DOWN MY HAND" "AND BITING MY WRIST, STAN." "CAN WE THROW THIS AWAY?" " WELL, I GUESS SO, BUT" "WAIT." "THIS IS ALL HAPPENING A LITTLE FAST." "CAN WE JUST SLOW DOWN?" " NOW, HOW ABOUT THIS EMPTY ASPIRIN BOTTLE?" " WELL, NO, DON'T THROW THAT OUT." " CAN WE THROW OUT THESE WADDED UP PAPERS THEN?" " NO, BECAUSE THERE COULD BE" "SOMETHING WRITTEN ON ONE OF THEM THAT'S IMPORTANT." "NO, DON'T TAKE MY EMPTY BOTTLE." "GIVE ME BACK MY SANDWICH!" " [whistles "cuckoo"]" " DUDE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" " I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW." " MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO AND TALK TO THE COUNSELOR." " STAN, AS YOUR COUNSELOR, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU" "WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU MIGHT HAVE, M'KAY?" "NOW, WHAT IS THE MATTER?" " WELL, MY FRIENDS ARE WORRIED" "THAT I'M SHOWING SIGNS OF HOARDING." " HOARDING?" "M'KAY." "WHAT'S THAT?" " WELL, APPARENTLY IT'S WHEN YOU DON'T THROW ANYTHING AWAY" "AND SOON YOU FIND YOURSELF LIVING WITH A BUNCH OF JUNK." " HMM, I HAVEN'T HEARD OF THAT." "BUT IT DEFINITELY SOUNDS BAD, M'KAY?" " MR. MACKEY, IS THERE ANYTHING MAYBE YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?" " ME?" "LIKE--LIKE WHAT?" " WELL, LIKE, YOU'VE GOT AN OLD MILK CARTON HERE" "FROM A MONTH AGO THAT'S LIKE" " DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT." "THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO THROW AWAY." "IF YOU THROW THAT AWAY," "I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH, M'KAY?" "I WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" "M'KAY?" " THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT." "THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR HERE IS A CLASS FIVE HOARDER." "AS FOR YOUR SON, MR. AND MRS. MARSH," "HE'S EASILY CLASS THREE." " BUT WHY IS MR. MACKEY DOING THIS NOW?" " YES, OUR SON HAS ALWAYS BEEN FAIRLY CLEAN." " WE DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT WHAT CAUSES HOARDING," "BUT WE DO KNOW IT OFTEN RELATES" "TO SOME KIND OF PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA." "IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU," "WE'D LIKE TO RUN SOME TESTS ON THE BOTH OF THEM." " IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY FOR STAN?" "IT'S JUST HIS LOCKER." " I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REALIZE" "HOW SERIOUS LOCKER HOARDING IS." "IT CAN LEAD TO ROOM HOARDING, THEN HOUSE HOARDING." "IN SOME CASES, PEOPLE EVEN HOARD ANIMALS LIKE CATS." " OH, YEAH." "LIKE THAT WEIRD GUY OVER ON BURGESS ROAD." "THAT GUY, MR. YELMAN." "HE'S BEEN HOARDING ANIMALS FOR YEARS NOW." " OH, NO." "REALLY?" " MR. YELMAN, WE'VE RECEIVED SOME DISTURBING REPORTS" "THAT YOU MIGHT BE HOARDING SHEEP." "[sheep baaing]" " WELL, I--THAT IS, I" " IT'S OKAY, MR. YELMAN." "I'M A HOARDING SPECIALIST." "WHAT YOU HAVE IS AN ILLNESS." "[sheep baas]" " DON'T WORRY, MR. AND MRS. MARSH." "DR. CHINSTRAP IS A PROFESSIONAL AT MEMORY REGRESSION." "THIS SHOULD PROVE VERY HELPFUL." " ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE." "WE ARE ALL HERE TO FACE THE DISEASE OF HOARDING TOGETHER." "NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF." "EVERYONE HERE HAS THE SAME PROBLEM." "WHETHER IT'S OFFICE HOARDING OR IN THE LOCKER," "OR EVEN THE HOARDING OF ANIMALS." " EXCUSE ME, BUT I AM A SHEEPHERDER." " IT'S PRONOUNCED HOARDER." "AND YES, YOU ARE." " BUT I'M ACTUALLY HERDING SHEEP." " YES, YOU ARE HURTING SHEEP" "BY HOARDING THEM, AREN'T YOU?" "IT'S GOOD YOU REALIZE THAT." " NO, BUT I JUST THOUGHT THAT" " NOW, LISTEN, THERE'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL REASON" "YOU'RE ALL DOING THIS, AND WE'RE GONNA" "GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT." "WE'RE GONNA DO SOME REGRESSION THERAPY." "I'LL BE TAKING YOU DEEP INTO YOUR MEMORIES," "INTO YOUR PAST." " M'KAY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE BAD, M'KAY?" " TRUST ME, I'M KNOW WHAT I'M DOING." "I WANT THE THREE OF YOU TO RELAX AND THINK ABOUT A CLOUD." "A LONE CLOUD..." "FLOATING, CHANGING." "LIGHT, COOL AIR..." "BLOWING ON THE CLOUD." "FLOAT-- AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" " OH, DEAR JESUS, GOD!" " OH, MY GOD!" " SORRY, I JUST GOT A WEIRD GAS BUBBLE FOR A SECOND." "ANYWAY, A LONE CLOUD," "FLOATING, WISPS OF COOL AIR." "NOW THE CLOUD IS NEAR YOU." "YOU--YOU REACH OUT TO IT." " M'KAY." " IT'S THE CLOUD OF YOUR MEMORIES, OF YOUR PAST." "YOUR CHILDHOOD, PERHAPS." "WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THE CLOUD?" "WHO'S IN THE CLOUD?" " BILLY, BILLY THOMPSON." " THERE HE IS." "HEY, MACKEY!" " OH, HI, BILLY." "NICE TO SEE YOU, M'KAY." " COME HERE!" " UH, WELL, I ACTUALLY NEED TO GET HOME, M'KAY." " YOU SNITCHED AND TOLD THE PRINCIPAL I WAS SMOKING." " OH, WELL, UH, SMOKING'S BAD, M'KAY." "AAH!" " YOU'RE GONNA DIE, MACKEY!" "HOLD HIS LEGS." " AAH!" "NO, NO, NO, PLEASE!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" " COME BACK HERE!" " [whimpering] M'KAY, M'KAY." "IT'S M'KAY, THEY'RE GONE." "IT'S M'KAY, IT'S M'KAY." "CALM DOWN." "GONNA TURN ON THE LIGHT." " WHAT?" "WHOA, WAIT." "WHAT AM I DOING HERE?" " SHH!" "BE QUIET." " EXCUSE ME, WHERE ARE WE?" " SHH!" "YOU'VE GOT TO BE QUIET." "BILLY THOMPSON'S OUT THERE!" " WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" " WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" " THE COUNSELOR'S FLAT-TOP READERS ARE CALCULATING" "WITH THE BOY'S AND THE SHEEP HOARDER'S!" " OH, JESUS!" " WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" " IT MEANS MR. MACKEY'S CHILDHOOD REGRESSION DREAM" "IS SO VIVID," "IT ACTUALLY SUCKED THE OTHER TWO PATIENTS INTO IT." " WHAT?" " I'M AFRAID YOUR SON" "HAS GONE INTO HIS COUNSELOR'S DREAM." " OH, COME ON, THAT'S STUPID." "HOW IS THAT--HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?" " IT'S NOT STUPID AT ALL." "PINKERTON, YOU EXPLAIN THE LOGIC," "AND I'LL PROVIDE THE BACKGROUND." " ALL RIGHT." "LOOK, IT IS POSSIBLE TO ENTER INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S DREAMS." " DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO" " SEND DREAMTRACKERS TO GO" "INTO A PERSON'S SUBCONSCIOUS" "LIKE A SPY, SEEING THEIR DREAMS AS THEY SEE THEM," "PERHAPS EVEN PLANTING IDEAS." "IF ONE PERSON IS REGRESSING DEEPLY ENOUGH," "THEIR DREAM CAN ACTUALLY ENVELOP THOSE DREAMING" "AROUND THE FIRST PERSON I TALKED ABOUT WHO'S DREAMING." "AND THEN, EVERYONE IN THE DREAM" "WOULD BE IN DANGER OF NEVER COMING BACK." " YAY, MY BEDROOM!" "YEP, THIS IS MY HAPPY PLACE, M'KAY." " MR. MACKEY." " LITE-BRITE, MAKING THINGS WITH LIGHTS" "WHAT A SIGHT, MAKING THINGS WITH LITE-BRITE" "M'KAY." " MR. MACKEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" " WELL, THIS IS A LITE-BRITE, M'KAY?" "I CAN MAKE THINGS WITH LIGHTS LIKE A BIRD, M'KAY." "CLOWNS, M'KAY." " COME ON, DUDE, YOU GOTTA WAKE UP." " OH, YEAH." "MY EVEL KNIEVEL DOLL." "I CAN CRANK THE MOTORCYCLE, M'KAY." "I PUT IT ON THIS THING, LIKE THIS." "M'KAY, NOW CRANK IT BACK." "NOW JUST LET IT GO." "OOH!" "M'KAY, M'KAY." " MR. MACKEY, I REALIZE THIS MIGHT BE FUN FOR YOU," "BUT IT TOTALLY ISN'T FOR ME." " HEY, LOOK WHAT'S ON!" "IT'S ZOOM!" " EXCUSE ME." "I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO MY SHEEP." " I'M WORKING ON IT!" " WRITE ZOOM, "Z," DOUBLE "O," "M."" "BOX 350, BOSTON, MASS." "02134" "M'KAY?" " DUDE, PLEASE WAKE UP." "YOU'RE A GROWN MAN IN A PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE." "[loud bang]" " YOU CAN HIDE IN YOUR HOUSE FOR NOW, MACKEY!" "BUT TOMORROW IS THE FIELD TRIP!" "FRISCO WOODS!" "AND I'M GONNA DO THINGS TO YOU YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!" " NO, BILLY, PLEASE?" "M'KAY?" "I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE SMOKING THING." " SEE YOU IN THE WOODS TOMORROW, DEAD MAN!" " OH, JESUS." " IS THAT WHY WE'RE HERE?" "DID SOMETHING REALLY BAD HAPPEN ON THE FIELD TRIP?" " YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE BAD, M'KAY." " [moaning]" " [mumbling] M'KAY." " WHAT KIND OF HOARDING SPECIALIST ARE YOU?" "YOU TRAPPED OUR SON IN HIS COUNSELOR'S SUBCONSCIOUS," "AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING HE COULD DIE IN THERE?" " BELIEVE ME, THIS IS THE LAST THING I WANTED TO HAVE HAPPEN." " THAT DOES IT!" " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" " I'M GOING IN!" "IF THEY'RE LOCKED INTO HIS REGRESSION," "THEN MAYBE I CAN BE TOO!" " ARE YOU CRAZY?" "MACKEY IS IN A VERY UNSTABLE STATE!" " DAMN YOUR INCONGRUITIES!" "I'M GOING IN AFTER MY SON!" " IT'S A DREAM WORLD" "WHERE MACKEY CAN IMAGINE HIMSELF TO BE ANYTHING." "IT'S DANGEROUS!" " I SAID, GET ME IN THERE." " ALL RIGHT." "YOU WANT TO RISK YOUR ASS, FINE!" "YOU SEE A CLOUD." "IT'S A FLUFFY CLOUD, FLOATING." "HAPPY." "HAPPY, FLUFFY CLOUD." "YOU REACH OUT TO IT." " AH!" " ALL RIGHT, KIDS, EVERYONE ON THE BUS." " WAIT, WAIT." "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE NOW?" " IT'S THE DAY OF THE BIG FIELD TRIP." " COME ON, MACKEY, WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU." " OH, JESUS." " MR. MACKEY, YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP." "I DON'T BELONG HERE." "I NEED TO HAVE MY OWN REGRESSION THERAPY." " EVERYONE ON THE BUS NOW." "WE'RE RUNNING LATE." " EXCUSE ME." "I'M ACTUALLY A SHEEP HERDER." " IT'S PRONOUNCED HOARDER, YOUNG MAN, AND IF YOU ARE," "YOU SHOULD TALK TO THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR ABOUT IT." " YES, BUT I-I'M S-- UM..." " PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO GO ON YOUR FIELD TRIP, MACKEY." " STAN!" "STAN!" " DAD, IS THAT YOU?" " YES, IT'S ME, STAN." " WHERE ARE YOU?" " IT'S ME, UP HERE." "I'M A BUTTERFLY." " WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, DAD?" " I'M FLYING FREE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY WINGS." " DID YOU COME HERE TO HELP ME?" " I WAS GONNA, BUT OOH, THIS IS FUN!" " DAD, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP MACKEY" "AND BRING US BACK TO REALITY." " BUTTERFLIES HAVE NO CONCERN FOR SUCH THINGS, STAN." "I'M GONNA GO FIND ME SOME BUTTERFLY POON." " DAD!" " AH!" "AH!" "AHH!" " AAH!" " UH-OH, SOMETHING'S WRONG." " WHAT IS IT?" " THE FATHER." "HE'S GONE COMPLETELY OFF CHART." " OFF CHART?" "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" " WE DON'T EVEN KNOW." " I TOLD HIM NOT TO GO INTO THE DREAM AFTER HIS SON." "HE SHOULD HAVE WAITED FOR THE EXPERTS TO GET HERE." " WHO ARE THE EXPERTS?" "[gunfire]" " GET THAT DOOR CLOSED." "KEEP ME COVERED." " AH, GOOD." "YOU'RE HERE." " WHAT'S THE SITCH?" " FOUR PEOPLE IN THERE," "ALL STUCK IN THE MIDDLE ONE'S DREAM." " WE NEED TO MOVE THEM ALL TO THE NEXT DREAM LEVEL" "BEFORE THE PROJECTIONS KILL THEM." " WHAT NEXT DREAM LEVEL?" " ALL RIGHT, LOOK." "RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE ALL TRAPPED IN A DREAM." " DOO DOO DOO DOO" " WE NEED TO GO IN AND PUT THEM UNDER" "SO THEY CAN GO INTO A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM." " WHY?" " BECAUSE IN THE DREAM WITHIN THE DREAM," "WE CAN PROTECT THEM FROM GETTING TO LIMBO." " WHAT'S THAT?" " EMPTY SCARY DREAM SPACE." " SO, LIKE A NIGHTMARE?" " NO, LIKE A NIGHTMARE WITHIN A NIGHTMARE." " WHY CAN'T YOU WAKE UP FROM THAT?" " YOU CAN, BUT SOMEONE INSIDE THE DREAM" "HAS TO KICK YOU AWAKE FROM THE NIGHTMARE." " THAT DOESN'T SOUND VERY DIFFICULT." " IT IS." " WHY?" " AAH!" " WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!" " OKAY, FINE." "SO YOU'RE GONNA TAKE MY SON" "TO A DREAM WITHIN THE DREAM, AND THEN WHAT?" " THEN WE GO INTO YOUR HUSBAND'S DREAMS." " OKAY." " BUT YOUR HUSBAND WILL THINK" "WE'RE IN HASSELBECK'S DREAMS." " OKAY, WAIT." "WHO'S HASSELBECK?" " I AM." " OKAY." "WAIT." "NO." "WHY DO WE NEED A FOOTBALL PLAYER?" " SOMETIMES THOUGHTS OF MY DEAD WIFE" "MANIFEST THEMSELVES AS TRAINS." " ARE YOU ALL SAYING THAT YOU CAN GO INTO A DREAM" "AND TAKE PEOPLE IN THAT DREAM INTO THEIR OWN DREAMS?" " NOT ALL THE TIME." "JUST THIS ONCE." "AND MAYBE ONE OTHER TIME." " IT'S SO COMPLEX AND COOL." " JUST BECAUSE AN IDEA IS OVERLY CONVOLUTED" "AND COMPLEX DOESN'T MAKE IT COOL." "GOING TO MULTIPLE DREAM LEVELS" "SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY STUPID IDEA." " YOU JUST DON'T GET IT 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH." "LET'S MOVE." " WILL THEY BE ABLE TO WAKE MACKEY UP?" " IF THEY DON'T, IT'LL BE THE END OF EUROPE AS WE KNOW IT." " WHY?" " BECAUSE." " HELLO, KIDS." "MY NAME IS RANGER PETE." " HI, RANGER PETE." " HI, RANGER PETE." "M'KAY." " TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE LEARNING" "ALL ABOUT THESE AMAZING EVERGREENS" "AND THIS FRAGILE ECOSYSTEM." " OH, THAT SHOULD BE FUN, M'KAY." "EHHHH." " BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST." "IT'S WOODSY OWL." " OH, BOY, WOODSY OWL." " WHO'S THAT?" " GIVE A HOOT, DON'T POLLUTE, M'KAY?" " HI, I'M WOODSY OWL, REMINDING YOU ALL" "TO PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH AND KEEP OUR FORESTS CLEAN." "IN THE CITY OR IN THE WOODS" " HELP KEEP AMERICA LOOKING GOOD" "M'KAY" "OH, I LOVE THAT SONG." " ALL RIGHT, KIDS, TIME TO SPLIT UP" "AND GO INTO THE FOREST." "LET'S DIVIDE YOU ALL UP INTO GROUPS OF SIX." " WE WANT TO BE IN MACKEY'S GROUP." " OH, NO, THAT'S M'KAY." "WE'LL, UH, WE'LL GET PAIRED WITH SOMEONE ELSE." " THAT'S FINE." "YOU SIX BOYS CAN TEAM UP AND BE OUR FIRST GROUP IN." " OH, NO." "OH, GOD." "HERE IT COMES, M'KAY." "[gunfire]" " IS THIS THE DREAM OR THE DREAM WITHIN THE DREAM?" " I THINK IT'S THE DREAM INSIDE THE MATRIX INSIDE THE DREAM." " OH, WELL, JUST KEEP SHOOTING." " WHAT THE FUCK?" " OH!" " MOMMY?" "MOMMY?" " AHH!" " OOH!" " SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN THERE" "ARE SOMEHOW TRAPPED IN ONE PERSON'S DREAM?" " YES, AND SO THAT'S WHY I CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENT." "I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO TURN." " BUT WAIT, IF THOSE PEOPLE GOT STUCK IN THERE," "WHY WOULDN'T WE?" " IT'S VERY SIMPLE." "YOU SEE..." " DOO DOO DOO DOO" " WHEN THE DREAM EXPERTS GO IN," "THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE THE SUBJECT TO A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM." " LIKE A TACO WITHIN A TACO?" " A DOUBLE DECKER TACO SUPREME." " EXACTLY." "BUT ONLY DREAM SPIES HAVE THE ABILITY" "TO GO DEEPER INTO DREAM LEVELS," "AND FIREMEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO BRING LADDERS" "INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S DREAMS." " WAIT, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA." "HOW COULD YOU TAKE A LADDER INTO A DREAM?" "[sheep baaing]" " DOO DOO DOO DOO" " BECAUSE THE FIREMEN DREAMS AREN'T LIKE DREAMS AT ALL." "THEY'RE MORE LIKE A DREAM WITHIN A MATRIX WITHIN A DREAM." " DID SOMEBODY ORDER A PIZZA?" " NO." " PROBABLY ONE OF THEM IN THE DREAM." " ALL RIGHT." "I'M GOING IN." " LOOK, IF WE CAN GET THE FIRE DEPARTMENT" "INTO THE COUNSELOR'S DREAM," "THEN WE CAN JUMP EVERYONE DOWN" "AT LEAST ANOTHER SIX DREAM LEVELS." "THAT WAY, WE'LL BE" "IN THE COUNSELOR'S DEEPEST LEVEL OF SUBCONSCIOUS," "AND IT WILL BE LIKE A TACO INSIDE A TACO" "WITHIN A TACO BELL THAT'S INSIDE A KFC" "WITHIN A MALL THAT'S INSIDE YOUR DREAM!" "AH BAH BAH BAH BAH JEE JAPA CAH CAH" " OHH!" "OHH!" "[laughs]" " AAH!" "AH!" "AAH!" "NOT AGAIN, M'KAY?" "AAH!" " MR. MACKEY, STOP RUNNING!" " BUT THEY'RE GONNA KICK MY BUTT, M'KAY?" "THEY'RE GONNA KICK IT BAD." " LOOK, DUDE." "WHATEVER HAPPENED WITH THOSE BULLIES," "YOU JUST HAVE TO STOP RUNNING AND FACE IT." "IT'S JUST A DREAM, DUDE." "YOU CAN CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS." "STAND UP TO THEM THIS TIME." " OH, NO, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY DID." "I JUST REMEMBER THE FIELD TRIP BEING REALLY BAD, M'KAY?" " THERE HE IS!" "YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!" " OH, GOD, OH, GOD, OH, GOD, OH, GOD." " MR. MACKEY, GO AND FACE IT, PLEASE," "SO THAT WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE" "AND FIND OUT WHY WE'RE HOARDING." " BUT I LITERALLY HERD SHEEP." " SHUT UP!" " M'KAY, M'KAY, I CAN DO THIS." "I'M JUST GONNA STAND AND FACE WHAT HAPPENS, M'KAY?" "[all snoring]" " SOMEBODY..." "ORDER PIZZA?" "PIZZA?" " MR. MACKEY MUST BE DREAMING" "ABOUT SOMETHING EXTREMELY TRAUMATIC." " ALL RIGHT." "THAT DOES IT." "GET YOUR COAT." " WHERE ARE WE GOING?" " WE NEED TO GET HELP" "FROM THE MOST POWERFUL DREAM INFILTRATOR IN THE WORLD." " YOU DON'T MEAN--?" "[chopper blades whirring]" " HELLO, FREDDY." "YOU'RE LOOKING HEALTHY." " CHINSTRAP." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "YOU RUN OUT OF STOOLIES TO DO YOUR WORK?" " ALL RIGHT, LOOK, WE'RE IN A PICKLE AGAIN," "AND WE NEED YOUR HELP." "GOT SOME PEOPLE TRAPPED INSIDE A DREAM." " TOLD YOU A LONG TIME AGO, I GAVE THAT UP." "[thuds]" " THERE ARE SOME GOOD MEN STUCK IN THERE." " I SAID I'M DONE WITH IT!" " EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, FRED?" " IT'S FINE, BABE." "GET BACK IN THE HOUSE." " WIFE AND KIDS." " NO THANKS TO YOU." " WE NEED YOU, FRED." " LIKE YOU NEEDED ME" "TO KILL THOSE TEENAGERS TO STOP THE RUSSIANS?" " WE HAD A COUNTRY TO PROTECT!" " PROTECT IT YOURSELVES THIS TIME." " DAMN IT, I'M NOT WORKING" "FOR THE MILITARY ANYMORE, KRUEGER." " THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM COVERING IT UP." "[thuds]" " SOME OF THOSE TRAPPED ARE FIREMEN." "PUBLIC SERVANTS, INNOCENT IN ALL OF THIS." " [sighs] ALL RIGHT, FINE." " ALL RIGHT, BILLY," "I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU HURT ME THIS TIME, M'KAY?" "THIS TIME I'M GONNA STAND UP FOR MYSELF." " YOU?" "GONNA TO FIGHT BACK?" "I DON'T THINK SO." " YOU CAN DO IT, MR. MACKEY." " GO AHEAD AND DO YOUR WORST, BILLY." "I'M FACING YOU HEAD ON, M'KAY?" " ALL RIGHT, MACKEY, TAKE THIS." "[gunshots] [gunfire]" " GET THE PERIMETER SECURE." "MAKE SURE THEY'RE DEAD." " WHAT THE HELL?" " WE GOT THEM." "THE BAD MEMORIES ARE DEAD." " ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE." "THIS IS THE FIRE DEPARTMENT." "DO NOT PANIC." " WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?" " WE CAME TO RESCUE YOU" "FROM THE BAD GUYS IN MACKEY'S DREAM." " WELL, WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER" "TO HAVE MACKEY FACE THEM ON HIS OWN?" " NO, AS LONG AS THE SOURCE OF THE DRAMA" "IS WIPED OUT, THE COUNSELOR CAN WAKE UP." " RIGHT." " SO THEN, WHY AREN'T WE WAKING UP?" " UNLESS THE BULLIES AREN'T THE SOURCE" "OF THE COUNSELOR'S BAD MEMORY." " HEY, THAT'S RIGHT." "THE BULLIES DIDN'T EVEN BEAT ME UP THAT DAY." "I RAN AWAY FROM THEM." " OH." "WHOOPS." " I REMEMBER." "I RAN AND I RAN AND I HID IN THIS BUILDING HERE," "AND SOMEBODY WAS IN THERE," "SOMEBODY WHO TALKED TO ME REAL NICE" "AND THEN--AND THEN TOUCHED ME SOMEWHERE BAD." "[hinges creak]" " NO, WOODSY, M'KAY?" "DON'T TOUCH MY PEE-PEE." "NO, WOODSY, PLEASE, I'LL GIVE A HOOT, M'KAY?" "WOODSY OWL, NO!" "I'LL NEVER LITTER AGAIN!" "I'LL KEEP ALL MY TRASH!" "NO, PLEASE, WOODSY, NO!" "[rumbling]" " WHAT'S HAPPENING?" " DREAM CONUNDRUM." "THIS IS BAD." " [growling]" " WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?" " THE BAD MEMORY IS MANIFESTING ITSELF!" "IT DIDN'T WANT TO BE EXPOSED!" " [growling] [gunfire]" " OUR DREAM BULLETS DON'T HURT IT!" " AAH!" " [growling]" " NO." "NO MORE, WOODSY." " MR. MACKEY, YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP NOW!" " HE CAN'T!" "DON'T YOU GET IT?" "WE'RE ALL GOING TO GO TO LIMBO!" " [growling] [grunts]" " THERE IS A REAL HOOT FOR YOU, WOODSY." " IT'S DEAD." "IT'S FINALLY DEAD." " SOMETHING'S HAPPENING!" "I'M GETTING BOGART LEVELS ON ALL COUNTER-UPS!" " THEY'RE WAKING UP!" "THEY'RE COMING TO!" "[all yawning]" " AH, YOU'RE BACK, EVERYONE." " AW, DAMN IT." " THANKS, FREDDY." " IF ONLY I COULD HAVE SAVED THE SHEEPHERDER." " WELL, DID YOU FIND THE PAINFUL SOURCE" "OF YOUR HOARDING PROBLEMS, MR. MACKEY?" " I SURE DID." " TURNS OUT HE WAS MOLESTED BY WOODSY OWL." " I'D COMPLETELY BLOCKED IT FROM MY MEMORY, M'KAY." " SO, HE WAS HOARDING" "BECAUSE WHEN HE TRIED TO THROW THINGS AWAY," "HIS SUBCONSCIOUS WOULD REMEMBER WOODSY'S VOICE" "SAYING, "GIVE A HOOT, DON'T POLLUTE,"" "AND TOUCHING HIS PENIS WITH HIS WING?" " WOW, THAT IS SO COMPLEX AND TRIPPY AND COOL." " WELL, NOW THAT WE'VE UNCOVERED MACKEY'S SOURCE OF HOARDING," "WE CAN FINALLY MOVE ON TO YOURS, STAN." "ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR THERAPY?" " I THINK I HAVE A BETTER IDEA." " STAN, DID YOU FIND OUT THE REASON YOU'VE BEEN HOARDING?" " WHATEVER IT IS, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW." "I'M JUST GONNA THROW THIS CRAP AWAY" "LIKE I SHOULD HAVE TO BEGIN WITH." " BUT DUDE, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN YOUR PAST" "YOU'RE NOT DEALING WITH." " DON'T CARE." "AFTER GOING THROUGH ALL THAT CRAP" "AND SEEING WHAT HAPPENED TO MACKEY," "I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THERAPY." " HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WASN'T YOUR THERAPY?" " BOOM BOOM DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO" "BOOM BOOM DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO"