" Fly go-lek, my lizard-steed!" "For wizardess the enchantress shall be rescued by crognard the barbarian!" " [Roars]" " Crognard, am I glad to-- [Screams]" " Fear my barbarian punch!" "Rah!" " [Roars]" " Fear my barbarian punch!" "Rah!" "This is just what I needed, ice cream kitty." "An ice cream/pizza/cartoon party extravaganza!" "Uh!" "Pizza wrestling time!" "Ha!" "Gah!" "Take that!" "Waa!" " Mikey!" "What have you done?" " Uh, hey guys." "This isn't what it looks like." "I was studying barbarian fighting techniques." " You trashed the place." " I did not!" " This is the third time you've messed the place up in a week." " Clean up now!" "And as for you!" " [Meows]" " Ah!" "And stay there!" "It better be spotless by the time we get back." "Some ninja." "You're just a big screw up!" " I'm such a problem for them?" "Fine!" "I was just having fun." "But I'm not gonna stay where I'm not wanted." " [Meows]" " Ice cream kitty, tell the others I'm running away." "I'll walk back to New York if I have to." " [Meows]" " I'm sorry, my little friend." "April will take care of you." "Mmm." " I'll show them." "Always bossing me around." "I'm gonna go somewhere where I'm appreciated." "Ah!" " [Crazy yell]" " ♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪" " ♪ here we go, it's a lean, green, ninja team ♪" "♪ on the scene, cool teens doing ninja things ♪" "♪ so extreme, out the sewer like laser beams ♪" "♪ get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings ♪" "♪ can't stop these radical dudes ♪" "♪ the secret of the ooze, made the chosen few ♪" "♪ emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪" "♪ the good guys win, and the bad guys lose ♪" "♪" "♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪" "♪ does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪" "♪ donatello is the fellow who has a way with machines ♪" "♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪" "♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪" "♪ and you know just where to find him when it's party time ♪" "♪ master splinter taught 'em every single skill they need ♪" "♪ to be one lean, mean, green, incredible team ♪" " ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪" " [Crazy yell]" " Whoa!" "A mutant!" " Oh!" "Ooh!" " Hello?" " Hiya!" "Ha!" " Easy with that stick, kid." "You're gonna hurt yourself!" "Ha!" "Do you understand me?" "Ow!" "Hey!" "Dude!" "Ha!" " [Groans]" " Sorry, kid." "I was just trying to get you to stop." "You okay?" " [Grunting]" " Stop it!" "I said--ha!" " [Grunts]" "Ugh, all right, already, get off of me!" "Gosh!" " Yo, you attacked me first!" "What's your deal, dude?" " [Croaks]" "That was a test obviously." "My name is Napoleon bonafrog." "And I see you've got some totally sweet ninjitsu skills." " Of course I do." "I'm a ninja, dog." " You mean frog." "You're a real ninja?" " The realest ninja you ever gonna meet!" " They call me Michelangelo." " Can you show me some ninja stuff?" "Like num-Chuck skills, or bow staff skills?" "Can you jump real high?" " Ha!" "What, like this?" "Booyakasha!" " Whoa!" "That was sweet!" "Me, I'm a master of like, you know, frog stuff." "Check out this free demo." "[Dance music]" " Ooh!" "Hiya!" "Yah!" "Huh!" "♪" "Hiya!" " Whoa!" "Gross..." "But awesome!" " I know, right?" "I'm basically the greatest warrior anyone has ever seen." "My people love me." "They give me like awards and stuff." "What about you?" "Heh." "Me too!" "I'm like the leader and stuff of my own ninja team." " Sweet." "Come on, Michelangelo," "I'll take you to our frog fortress." "It's pretty much the coolest place in the known universe." " For reals?" "Lead the way, Napoleon." " Boy-you-kook-sha!" " It's booyakasha." "You'll get it." " Man, I can't believe Mikey left us with this mess." " He totally ditched." "I haven't seen him for hours." " Yeah, maybe because you were total jerks!" "You guys never appreciate him." "Especially you, Raph!" " That's not true!" "I mean, I-  guys, I think I know where Mikey is." "Check this out." "Local campsites have been ravaged by what witnesses call green lizard like monsters on two legs." " Nah, you think?" "Would Mikey really trash those campsites?" "Okay!" "Let's go!" " This is my place." " Whoa!" "[Croaks]" "I'll introduce you to the gang." "They begged me to be leader, but I was all" ""I don't need that kind of responsibility," "I'm a free spirit."" " My team is always making fun of me for being leader too." " Idiots." "Everybody's pretty much an idiot." "[Croaking]" " Napoleon." "You're back?" " He always comes back, sire." "Like indigestion." "Why not just stay away, boy?" " Whatever, genghis!" "Attila, this is Mikey." "He's the second best warrior ever and a genius and stuff." " I doubt that, if he's a friend of yours." " Shut it, genghis!" "I don't even care what you think--gosh!" " Yeah, shellax, dude!" "Is that any way to talk to the guy you begged to be leader?" " Ha!" "Is that what he told you?" "He's so clumsy he nearly destroyed our sacred tree." "We demanded punishment, but he ran off like an itty witty wittle baby." " Get that turtle out of here!" " Ugh, that's Rasputin, the mad frog." " Turtles are not to be trusted!" "Why have a shell..." "Except to hide things, yes?" "Secrets, yes?" " His shell is obviously protection from samurai attacks!" "Duh!" " And look!" "He wears a mask to hide his true identity." " My identity is:" "I'm Michelangelo, the cute one." "I'm 15, love pizza, ice cream, kittens made of ice cream, ninjitsu-- - tell me, Michelangelo." "Why do you have no home?" " I was stuck living in that farmhouse on the edge of the woods with my brothers and some humans." " Ah!" "With humans?" " Humans!" " Ick!" " Yuck!" " Yeah." "But I can't go back because-  of course you can't go back." "You're free now." "Free from the tyranny of your masters." "Stay among us, my mutant brother." " Yes!" "In your face, Rasputin!" " [Growls]" " Humans again." "They still have the turtle's poor brothers in their terrible clutches." "You know what to do, genghis." " Sir, yes, sir!" "Operation liberate reptiles!" "Frogs!" "Hop!" "Hop!" "Hop!" " Mikey's nowhere." "I don't get it." " Aw, no!" "What happened?" " Somebody trashed the place." " It couldn't have been..." "Mikey?" " No." "Not even on his worst day." " And why would he write "humans beware?"" " Look." "Footprints." "Weird footprints." " Yeah." "And more over here..." "Pretty far apart." "Like they..." "Jumped?" " There's more over here!" " Ah, guys, I got a bad feeling about this." " Now is the time, my brothers." "Frogs!" "Attack!" "[All fighting]" " Take shelter!" "Fall back to the farmhouse!" " Guys, what is going on?" " Repulsive humans!" "Hear me!" " Is he talking to us?" " Obviously not me." " Free our brothers!" "The human reign of terror in these woods ends tonight!" " Uh, these humans didn't kidnap us." " What?" "Are they forcing you to say that?" " Um, no." "We're actually pretty good friends with these humans." " Friends?" "With humans?" "Then you are traitors!" "Frogs!" "Show the humans and turtles no mercy!" " Great!" "I was tired of that conversation anyway!" " Wah!" "Oh man!" " Frogapults!" "Launch!" " Look out!" "They're everywhere!" " There's too many of them!" " Ow!" "Hey hey hey!" " Get off of him, jerk!" " Let me go, punk!" "Let me go!" "[Horn in distance]" " They took April and Casey!" "Come on." "We can follow their tracks." " Okay, okay..." "Just..." "Gimme a minute." " So, in this New York place, you guys beat whole legions of feet soldiers?" " Foot soldiers, yeah." "Raph, that's my brother, Raphael, he's all," ""rah!" With his sai." "And my other brother Donny hacks the bad guys' computers-- he's smart like that." "And Leo--he's our fearless leader!" "Heh, not me..." " Dude!" "Your brothers sound awesome." " Yeah, they are." "Even after I trash the house." " My brothers just pick on me." "Sorry I wasn't entirely, totally true back there." "[Sigh]" " It's all good, Napoleon." " Let go of me, creep!" " Silence, human!" " That sounded like April!" " Ah!" " Gah!" " Help!" " Hey!" "What is this?" "What are you doing to my friends?" " Friends?" "You said these humans were terrible to you." "You escaped." " Oh." "Ha." "That's not exactly what I meant." "See-  this human lover lied to become accepted by us." " Live with humans, suffer with humans!" " Ah!" "Hey!" "Let me go!" " No!" "He's my friend, you can't!" " I told you never to trust a turtle." "That turtle is a traitor." " Your mom is a traitor." " Science teaches us that humans are inferior." "To disagree is heresy, Napoleon!" " Idiots." " Ah!" "Why can't we all just get along?" " Why?" "You dare to ask why?" "There was once a time when we, the amphibians, ruled these lands." "We frolicked in the woods and the trees and the swamplands." "Until they, the humans, arrived, with their metal monsters." "They needed more strip malls!" "More gas stations!" "More coffee shops!" "And one day..." "These woods will disappear as well." "There will be nothing." "Fortunately, Rasputin discovered a gift in a puddle below this tree." "The sacred ooze!" " [Gasps] Mutagen!" " The time for revolution is now!" "We shall invade their cities." "With this "mutagen" we will create a bigger family." "The age of humans is at an end." "We shall rise!" "[Cheering]" " You gotta listen!" "You can't do that!" " Frog soldiers!" "Assemble!" " All:" "Frogs rule!" "Frogs rule!" "Frogs rule!" "Frogs rule!" "Frogs rule!" " Frog soldiers!" "These lives will once again be ours!" " Here's the plan." "We wait for the army to leave, free the guys, then stop the invasion." " Perfect." "[Branch breaking]" " Not so perfect!" "Wah-ow!" "Heh." "Awkward." " Genghis!" " Destroy him." " Eat it, froggy!" " Guys!" "Yes!" "Go ninjas!" " Little help, guys?" " Wah!" "Ah!" " Get us outta here, Napoleon!" "I gotta totally go ninja on their butts!" " Sometimes, a frog's gotta do what a frog's gotta do." "Whoa!" "Ugh!" " Where do you think you're going, Napoleon?" " I think I'm going..." "Ninja on your butt!" " Sweet ninja moves, Napoleon!" " I learned them from the second best warrior I know." "[Fighting]" " Get off of me, punks!" "Rah!" " Goodbye, traitor!" " Hiya!" " Mikey!" " What are you doing, dude?" " Hugging, I think." " It's..." "Weird." " Yeah." "Let's never do that again." " Wah!" "[Fighting]" " Oh no!" "Fire!" "Fire!" " The tree is on fire!" "We must totally flee!" " Wah!" " Ooh!" " Napoleon's right." "Run!" " Come on, everyone." "This way." " Do not flee, my frogs." "Stand and fight against the humans and their allies-  don't take this the wrong way, Attila buddy." " [Grunts]" " Come on, red!" "Let's blow this flaming tree house!" "[Frogs screaming]" " Everyone hurry!" " Flee!" " Our home!" " What?" "Humans?" "Saving me?" " Not all humans are bad." "And I'd like to believe not all mutated frogs are bad, Attila." " [Sobbing]" " The horror." "The horror." " My frogs!" "To me!" "Attila the frog has never been wrong about anything in his life." "But perhaps I have been a bit hasty..." "About these humans." "Frogs, line up behind your general." " Huh?" " What the heck is going on here?" " You, Napoleon, were the only frog to show wisdom regarding these turtles and humans." "You are brave, stalwart, and have a good heart." "And so I promote you to general!" " This is pretty much the best position ever!" " Stupid bug-eyed kid is general." " What was that, genghis?" " Uh, nothing, sir." " Perhaps there is a future where frogs, turtles, and revolting humans can live together in harmony." " What about your home?" "Where you gonna go?" " Down South." "We have like 20,000 cousins in Louisiana." "I got you some delicious flies." " Aw!" " Ew!" " Let me see if I have something for you." " Ooh!" "Nice and warm!" " Mm." "Mm, thanks!" "Frogs, march!" "Hop-two-three-four..." "Goodbye, Michelangelo!" "See ya!" " Goodbye, Napoleon!" "There goes one brave frog." " You know what?" "It's good to have you back, bro." " It's good to be back, bros." " Let's go home." "We have a lot of cleaning up to do."