"(Music)" "Tales narrator Mr. Majer encounters a strange event." "He shoots speaking wolf in the Fairyland." "The responsibility for this falls on Rumburak, a magician of second category, who is therefore severely punished by the Queen." "Rumburak, desiring for revenge, discovers a forgotten castle full of magic, gets his lost power using them, curses the queen into a dove and sets a witch into her position." "Through its own television studio, a borrowed face of Mr. Majer and foolishly mixed up tales, he drives the Fairyland to perdition." "He wants to empower not only the throne, but also the princess Arabela, after which he desires." "Peter and the princess" "So you seen it." "You shall have to eat the grandmother and the huntsman." "No way." " When a normal wolf was able to do it..." " What's your weight?" " 200 pounds." "The grandmother is at least 100." "This is a combined 300 pounds." "You Majesty, would you manage to eat 300 pounds at once?" " And what about Otesánek, he eats the whole cartload?" " So call him to do it." "No, he has his own story and you have your own." "Millions of children from now know that the Red Hood ate the grandmother and the huntesman." "And you will behave according to that." "And no hassle about it." "I am afraid that hassles are inevitable." "I have an idea, daddy, how to fix all this." "Mr. Vigo visits Mr. Majer, explains to him what he caused, and he will certainly correct it." " I do not agree." " Excellent, Arabela." "This is the idea." " Lord Vigo, get ready for the travel." " As you wish, Your Majesty." " Could I also go?" " And could I too?" "You always come up with something." " And where shall we land?" " In the kingdom of people." "Last time, I was there 150 years ago." "At that time, I landed on a big tree." "Because of the bears." " What is people kingdom like?" "What do they wear?" " If that's what you worry about..." "And what interests you?" "I am most interested in those people." "They say they know everything about us and we know nothing." " Consequently, I have brought a psychiatrist." " Is it normal, what I spent?" "But daddy, everything can be reasonably explained." "We are modern people." "You haven't been in any Fairyland, naturally." "This all just appeared to you." "And what about the rifle in my bed?" "And how come that I spoke such nonsense in the television and I do not know about it at all." "This is likely to be a disorder of kalcemia associated with hallucinative states." "Please, must the guy to beat into it so hard?" "Honzík, be a little more silent!" "Three times a day a pill and when something disturbs you, stay calm and count one, two..." "That will calm you down." "When it feels worst, come to see me at the clinic." "These pills before I go mad or after I go mad?" "Peace." "Good night." " Good morning I wish." " Prepare the bill for me." " All night I was woken by a dog's barking." " This is ruled out, there is no dog here." "It is 7:15, please call 1 1 2" "(ringing)" " Mr. Wagner." " The hotel service, I wish you a good morning." "It is 7:15." "Thank you." "So my family, get up." " Marcelka..." " Not yet." "Stand up from the counch!" "Right away!" " Here I had my shoes." " Aren't they in the cabinet?" "They are not there either." "Am I a fool?" "You're looking at them and don't see it." "Hop!" " Good day." " Good day." " Can we clean?" " Sure, we will come in the afternoon." " Welcome, princess." " Thank you." "You said we would land on on a high tree." "Because of the bears." " High we are though, but ..." " Probably they cut down the forest and built this house." "Look." "What are you doing, Xenie?" "Have you seen how they were clothed?" "We cannot walk here like this." "You are right." " Here it is full of clothes." " Yes." " I can take these." " Stop, princess, we have a ring." "Please." "Excuse me." " They said it's already free here." " To let you understand, we are..." "We are princesses and this is a magician Vigo." "What are you talking about, Madam?" "There is no place for you here." "Mr. Janecek!" "Princesses, come to me." "Mr. Janecek!" "(shouts, dogs' barking) Where have these dogs come from?" "Thanks and bye." "So you say there is no dog here?" "Please!" "Next time I'll accommodate my wolf-dog here and I will go elsewhere!" " We must not immediately say who we are." " I terribly like it here." "Look at the water." " It is clean in our land." " Right, and here so many good things float in it." " We must not waste time." " What if you go yourself?" "I will listen to the songs of those young people." " But princess..." " I won't move from here." "I will wait for your return." " You're silly." "You won't see anything here." "Let's go." " I'll leave you a ring, for the security." "We will meet here at noon." " Thank you." " Princess, wait!" " May I ask a question, dashing young man?" " Yes, please." "Can I know how the instrument is called, on which the smiling young people played?" "That was a steamroller." "Young madam." "Have you not recognized it?" " A steamroller?" "It has a nice sound." " Have they just released you from a madhouse?" "A madhouse?" "Is it an institute of aristocrats?" "1:0 for you." "If this has exhausted you, sit down." "Look, all those coaches without horses." " Horrible odour." " There's something stupefying in it." " Look, this is the Babel Tower." " This is madness." "True, complete Babylon." " These are the boxes." "There dwells Mr. Majer." " We have found it relatively soon." "Good men, does Mr. Majer live here?" "Here tells tales in the television." "Here?" "You have to go to the television." "Straight and then left." " And what do You actually do?" "Reading in books?" " Why do you call me so formally?" " And finally, will you tell me who you are?" " It's decent to answer the lady's question." " In a moment I have a test, so I'm relearning it." " What's in your hands?" " Perhaps not watches?" "So little?" " You are seriously mad." "Who are you?" "This I cannot say." "I come from a country that only exists for the joy of children." " I am Red Hood and I will eat you!" " Ouch!" "Robert!" "Sorry, he saw yesterday the new story on television." "This is perhaps a brain shock." "And I have to go to a rehearsal." "I will go with you." "I will help you." " Do you have a crown?" " I do not have." " Hurry up, you are last." " He has already fired 12 people." " Peter has a girl?" " So what?" "Petr Majer?" "Hold me inches." "Where have you been lingering?" "(buzzing of a fly)" " Adjustment of the signal." " Please." "So tell us something about corrections of the phase shift." "Frequency response..." "Correction..." "Well, it comes from you like from a hairy blanket." "(buzzing of a fly) Kšššc." "Please!" "(whispering) The frequencies of about 200 to 300 kilohertz..." "The frequencies of about 200 to 300 kilohertz... (whispering) ...of a coaxial cable considerably deformed." "...coaxial cable considerably deformed." " Who is prompting here?" " Nobody is here." "(buzzing of a fly) Kššššc!" "Continue." "(whispering) Since these secondary parameters ..." "Since these secondary parameters ..." "(buzzing of a fly)" ""A" grade." "I will perhaps go straight to the psychiatry." "Look." "He perhaps really goes with her seriously." " Is it normal for a fly to speak?" " Why not?" " A moment." "A historical moment." " Peter, you have broken me heart." " Go into the groves." " (laughter)" "Thank you." " How does one eat it actually?" " You do not know it?" " No." " Come on and eat!" "Please watch, a beautiful lady." "And so it is." " Look." " Where is she?" "What's that?" "You know, my friend." "You need to guard a pretty girl." " So you see, your sister is behaving well." " What have you carried out, Xenie?" " Constantly restrains, collects something." " At least I have seen something." "Don't sit down, princess, we're in a hurry." "We haven't found Mr. Majera in the television, he is supposedly at home." "Let's go by a taxicab." " What is it?" " My poor retarded girl." "And come already." "I'm hungry as a wolf." "At the bench there was a child, shouting..." " Are you truly learning or not?" "I do not hear anything" " Yes, I do." "So again, and out loud!" " (loudly) At the bench there was a child..." " (bell)" "This is a shame." "A son of an artist and such a weird performance." "Peter, go open the door!" " Could we talk with Mr. Majer?" " I will call my dad." " Hi." " Come in." " What you doing here?" " Do you know each other?" "He has such a long beard." " Good day." " Good day." "I am Teofil Vigo." " Nice to meet..." "What please?" " Ambassador of Royal Majesty, which does not want to be named." "These are the princesses Xenie and Arabela." " We already know each other." " Please?" "Yes..." "Arabela and Xenie, wait ..." "But it is yet ..." "Moment, it comes back to me again." "1, 2, 3 .." " What is coming to you?" " Nothing." "Come in, this is my son Peter." "We know." "She was with me on the test when a fly prompted me." "What fly?" " Was that you?" " Yes." "Again a fly?" "... 5, 6, 7 .." "Such precious guests and I do not have much to offer." "I'm hungry, do something." "210, 211, 212..." " Have you seen it?" "This is unbelievable!" " Unbelievable, but very tasty." "Lord ambassador, since you've shown up, things happen, to the sound of reason." "Dear Sir Majer, things to the healthy sense, are done especially by you." "Enjoying a chicken as a meal is normal." "But you force Red Hood to eat her own grandmother." "Is it normal?" " But yet..." " After the meal we will talk about that." "Call me, please, Mr. Majer." "I'm not going to risk anything." "I'll rehearse with him personally all this, word by word." "I'm calling him." "I will be right there." "I'm looking forward to." "I have to go to the television." "But I'll do everything to put the fairy tales into order." " His Majesty will be delighted." " Stay here and you can watch it." "When the husband returns, you can tell him, how satisfied you have been." " Zùstaneme happy." "I am with the power of love." " Excuse me." "Stay and watch it." "(playing the piano)" "Enough!" "This is half-note Cis." "Play to properly or I will bring a cane." " The first, second..." " We do not have a cane at home." "But Maøenka is more concentrated now, is she not?" "Here is your tea, Miss Müllerová." "It is exhaustive." "If I was married, I would chuck these lessons..." " So get married." " Honzík, don't be impertinent." "Start from the beginning." "I thought you are a normal girl, who just talks silly." "If I knew who You are, I'd..." "I thought we use our names." " Yes, I'm sorry." " Nothing happened." "I think just the opposite." " That something happened..." "... something terribly beautiful." "I have not noticed, that you are so pretty." "Until now." "Were you really that fly?" "Who are you anyway?" " Arabela..." " I have never ... anybody, so..." " Neither I have ever ... anybody, so..." " Arabelo, when will I see you again?" "Probably never." " Today it has to work." "How are the pictures?" " The pictures are in order." " So you see, nothing can happen." " Thank you." " It is high time." " So let's start, start." "Come, it will begin in time a while." " What did you do there?" " None of your business." "Don't you see he has crush on her?" " I do not even know what is will be today." " Sleeping Beauty." "Beware so that you then could tell at home." "His Majesty is certainly also looking." "Dear children, you will hear fairy tale for a good night." "(sonnet of television fairy tales)" "Prince started to fight the thorn bushes..." " So what?" " Yet in order." "...broke the metal-tipped door and ran up, where the princess slept." "(whistling, signal interference) ... where the princess slept." "Then he took the princess's necklace and put it into his deep pockets." "Also he stole her beautiful rings from her finger and didn't forget even the earrings." "And because everybody was asleep, nobody hindered him at all." "What is it?" "...and he put into sacks all he saw." "Gold, money, pearls ..." "People, you see it?" "Someone got into our wave." " So throw him away." " We can't." "He has a stronger signal." "What wave, that's me." "How is it possible?" "Prince then sat on the horse and fled." "He never had to work again and was happy. (laughter)" "Karel perhaps got crazy." " Your Majesty, what has come to us?" " This will help." "I feel that that the kingdom's doom is looming." "I can not guarantee that it will not be repeated." " What measures do you propos?" " Frankly, I am confused from it." "But what about the poor Majer?" "It's not his fault, but in any case I would propose that the fairy tales be read by someone else." "Good evening." "Don't get upset, but Maøenka won't watche the television at your place anymore, even at home." "Good night." "Oh, Karel, what have you brought out again?" " You promised that everything will be in order." " Sorry, but I feel like fainting." "Do you understand?" "I am twice." "I exist twice." " You have not fulfilled your promise." " I do not feel well, I will explain it to you later." " Take Aspirin." "Then you will explain it." " Yes." "I promised that I will end this confusion." "The promise must be respected." " But how?" " So." "What is this again?" "I am a dog." "Karel!" "This is horror!" "Don't pull me." "Let me go." "Call someone." "Hallo!" "I am a dog!" "Don't stare at me." "Help me." "Don't you see it?" "For I am a dog!" "Come on, Pajda!" " Now suddenly out of nothing." " Dad, what have you done?" "I did nothing." "I swallowed the Aspirin." "Pajda, come on." "This is the goal." "Our Dad is a dog." " It is not possible that a powder..." " Someone else's fingers are in it." "Arabela!" "Look." "Arabela?" "What shall we do?" "(Music)" "Translated by Rosetta and Robster"