"I want to stay in austin 'cause my daughter needs me." "I'm not gonna tell daddy." "I want to stay in austin 'cause my daughter needs me." "This stepsister thing isn't so bad." "I want to stay in austin 'cause my daughter needs me." "Just stay." "Please stay." "I want to stay in austin 'cause my daughter needs me." "I can't." "I want to stay in austin 'cause my daughter needs me." "I wish i didn't have to think about this." "I want to stay in austin 'cause my daughter needs me." "I wish i hadn't given you a reason to." "I want to stay in austin 'cause my daughter needs me." "Can i stay here for a while?" "I want to stay in austin 'cause my daughter needs me." "Have you ever had your heart broken?" "I want to stay in austin 'cause my daughter needs me." "Yeah." "There's no magic bullet." "I want to stay in austin 'cause my daughter needs me." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "While liam's is more of a magenta." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Of course we couldn't make it work!" "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "What did you get from your book?" "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Liam is from mars, and you're from venus?" "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Thanks for doing this with me." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "That's what best friends are for." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Just remind me how the hat helps again." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Now is the time for me to be figuring out who i am." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Like, i didn't think that i used to be a hat person," "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "But maybe i am, and maybe if i had been a hat person," "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "I could have made it work with liam." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "You don't have to be any kind of person but a karma person." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "So i should probably lose the hat?" "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Yeah." "So according to this book, my love color is teal, [indistinct chatter]" "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Mom?" "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Karma." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Oh, my god, the karma!" "So according to this book, my love color is teal," " Wait, no, um..." " Oh, my goodness." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "You must be amy." "We've heard so much about you." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "I'm debbie." "This is jackie." "We're in your mom's pflag group." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "We were just finalizing plans for our fund raiser." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "It's a hoedown." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Now, jackie, i thought we agreed we're calling it a square dance." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Yeah, well, a hoedown sounds so much more fun," "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Doesn't it, girls?" "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Oh, and you two have to come." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Everyone's dying to meet you." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," " Why?" " Uh..." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Well, molly's told us all about you." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "Karma and amy, the out proud" "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "And madly in love lesbian couple." "So according to this book, my love color is teal," "I know." "I'm so sorry." "I can't believe you haven't told pflag i'm not a lesbian." "I know." "I'm so sorry." "That woman jackie is gunning for my presidency," "I know." "I'm so sorry." "And her son is actually gay." "I know." "I'm so sorry." "If she found out the truth, she would overthrow me" "I know." "I'm so sorry." "And keep me from all the good work i'm doing." "I know." "I'm so sorry." "I mean, it's one thing for you to live a lie," "I know." "I'm so sorry." "But you can't make us live one too." "I know." "I'm so sorry." "Yeah, we're really trying not to do that anymore." "I know." "I'm so sorry." "You're right." "I know." "I'm so sorry." "I'm gonna meditate on this" "I know." "I'm so sorry." "And think about what's led me to this point." "I know." "I'm so sorry." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Don't be mad at your mother." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "I mean, after the year we've had, you know," "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Losing the house and the business," "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Her pflag group is all she has." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Aww." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Molly's been working so hard on this fund raiser, you know." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "It would mean the world to her if you two would go." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Together." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "As a couple." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Dad, do you not see how insane that is?" "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" " I mean, amy, do you-- - yeah, we could do it." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Mm-hmm." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "How could you even consider this?" "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Well, your mom's always been there for me," "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "And if us being a couple helps her," "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Then i want to do it." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "[sighs]" "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Yeah, but won't it be weird for you?" "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Why would it be weird?" "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Ohh." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "If you're worried about my feelings," "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "There's nothing to worry about." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "That's ancient history." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Okay." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Great, then it's not weird for me." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Let's be lesbians." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Again." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "[country music]" "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Oh!" "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "The guy you just killed looked just like duke." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "I wonder what he's doing right now." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "I don't know, working out?" "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "What do you think the odds are he's wearing a shirt?" "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" " Low, right?" " You are dead." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Oh!" "Shane, we've been at this game for two weeks," "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "And we're so close to beating it." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Simmer down, it's just a game." "You're obsessed." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "I'd rather obsess over a video game" "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "Than obsess over an ex, like you are." "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "This one's newish, right?" "Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?" "[gags]" "Ugh!" "[gags]" "Yeah, i'm the sad one." "[gags]" "You're right." "[gags]" "We used to be liam and shane." "[gags]" "We were hookup hunters, and the world was our prey." "[gags]" "It's time to pick up our spears, [gags] 'cause we're gonna get back on that horse." "[gags]" "I had a horse once." "I loved it, but it ran away." "[gags]" "You're the one that taught me, [gags]" "The best way to get over someone is to-- [gags]" "Get back together with them." "[gags]" "No!" "[gags] [bleep], you're right." "[gags]" " We will start tonight." " Yeah!" "[gags]" "Now, i don't want to rush you, [gags]" "But becky's waiting, and it wasn't easy [gags]" "Getting this appointment." "[gags]" "Maybe we should skip it." "[gags]" "Since she does your hair, i'd probably just end up [gags]" "Looking like a big whore." "[gags] [chokes] [gags]" "Lauren." "[gags]" "What is wrong with you?" "[gags]" "You have not been yourself lately." "[gags]" "I think i know why." "[gags]" "You do?" "[gags]" "Well, yeah, you're still mad at me [gags]" "For what we talked about at the pageant." "[gags]" "Yep." "That's why i'm upset." "[gags]" "(bruce) well, it's no reason to take it out on poor farrah." "[gags]" "She didn't do anything wrong." "[gags]" "I can't be here anymore." "[gags]" "What in the... [gags]" "(amy) that is too funny." "[gags]" "Oh, god, you're all still here." "[gags]" "We thought you'd be out by now." "[gags]" "We were just gonna watch some tv." "[gags]" "And then i was gonna leave." "[gags]" "I could do that now." "I'm gonna leave now." "[gags]" "No, hank, listen." "[gags]" "Hey, nice to finally meet you, man." "[gags]" "Been telling farrah to invite you over." "[gags]" "You free for dinner?" "[gags]" "(all) no." "[gags]" "No, uh, i'm gonna be with amy later [gags]" "At this pflag square dance." "[gags]" "(amy) mm-hmm." "[gags]" "What pflag square dance?" "[gags]" "And who would pee on a flag?" "[gags]" "Parents and friends of lesbians and gays." "[gags]" "So you told your dad about all of that?" "[gags]" "(amy) yeah, and he totally gets it." "[gags]" "It's so nice to have a parent who supports me for once." "[gags] [upbeat music] [gags]" "Do we have to do anything?" "[gags]" "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." "[gags]" "The important thing is that you're here." "[gags]" "And if you're moved to, you can lend an ear [gags]" "As people open their hearts and share their experiences." "[gags]" " Whoo-hoo!" " Do it, cowboy." "[gags] [cheers] [gags]" "When does the heart opening start?" "[gags]" " Whoo!" " Jackie?" "[gags]" "What is all this?" "[gags]" "And what on earth is that?" "[gags]" "A human tumbleweed." "[gags] [laughs] isn't it everything?" "[gags]" "You were supposed to run any changes by me." "[gags]" "I'm the president." "[gags]" "I'm the social chair, [gags]" "So it is my job to put on a fabulous event." "[gags]" "It is called a fun raiser for a reason." "[gags]" "Fund raiser, you forgot the d." "[gags]" "That's a first." "[gags]" "How is this event supposed to help anyone?" "[gags]" "Help them with what?" "We should be celebrating." "[gags]" "We got the fun kids." "[gags]" "Oh, speaking of which, you girls have got to meet my son." "[gags]" "Honey." "[gags]" "This is shane and his friend liam." "[gags]" "This is karma and her girlfriend, amy." "[gags]" "Don't you all go to hester?" "[gags]" "No, no, no, no, no." "They're not-- [gags]" "Friends with us yet." "[laughs] [gags]" "Let's change that, shall we?" "[gags] [country music] [gags]" "I think they have drama together." "[gags]" "This is not healthy, [gags]" "And you're talking to someone [gags]" "Who puts aside time to smell duke's old shirts." "[gags]" "Shane, it's fine." "[gags]" "I don't have feelings for karma anymore." "[gags]" "They went away when i fell for reagan." "[gags]" "You covered them up when you fell for reagan." "[gags]" "Now the regan band-aid's off, and you're pouring salt [gags]" "Into your open, gaping karma wound." "[gags]" "Damn her and her selfish schemes." "[gags]" "It wasn't even my scheme." "[gags]" "Right, so amy convinced you to pretend to be a couple again?" "[gags]" " Yes." " [scoffs] [gags]" "It was this whole thing with my mom and her pflag group." "[gags]" "And--[sighs] can you just not say anything?" "[gags]" "I'll do you one better." "[gags]" "I'm pretending you're not even here." "[gags]" "Why are you even here?" "[gags]" "Oh, let me guess." "[gags]" "You and shane are hitting on gay guys and their girlfriends." "[gags]" "That's none of your business, but yes." "[gags]" "Old liam is back." "[gags]" "Old amy isn't back, and to keep it that way, [gags]" "I have boundaries." "[gags]" "No more romantic speeches, no more hand holding, [gags]" "No slow dances, and voila, no feelings." "[gags]" "♪ ♪ [gags]" "♪ oh, she's the best thing that ♪ [gags]" " What's his deal?" " Being all know-it-all-y." "[gags]" "Yeah, liam too." "[gags]" "Can we just..." "Ignore them and be girlfriends?" "[gags]" "Yeah!" "Who's ready to open their hearts and minds" "Yeah!" "In a share circle?" "Yeah!" "Or you can open your legs and jump on that mechanical bull." "Yeah!" "Oh, but you can't go now" "Yeah!" "Because karma and amy were just about to share." "Yeah!" "Aww." "Yeah!" "Oh, no, i don't think anyone wants to hear us." "Yeah!" "No, we--we actually weren't planning on sharing." "Yeah!" "But everyone here is dying to hear your beautiful love story." "Yeah!" "Please." "Yeah!" "[country music]" "♪ ♪ [country music]" "What the [bleep] is this?" "[country music]" "It's the pflag hoedown." "We're here to support you." "[country music]" "And your sister, who has two supportive parents." "[country music]" "Where is she, by the way?" "[country music]" "I heard you loud and clear today, baby girl." "[country music]" "You're upset with me, [country music]" "So i wanted to show you that i support you." "[country music]" "Every day that i'm with amy, i just feel like" "The luckiest girl in the world." "Every day that i'm with amy, i just feel like" "We're not only best friends and lovers," "Every day that i'm with amy, i just feel like" "But, um, we're soul mates." "Every day that i'm with amy, i just feel like" "I'm sorry, did you say lovers?" "Mom?" "I'm sorry, did you say lovers?" "You two are faking it again?" "When i came here to support you, this isn't what i had in mind." "You two are faking it again?" "Please, you only came here to one-up dad--it's so obvious." "You two are faking it again?" "If he had even bothered to show up," "You two are faking it again?" "I'm sure he would agree that this charade" "You two are faking it again?" "Is totally unhealthy." "You two are faking it again?" "I don't see the harm." "You two are faking it again?" "I'm sorry i'm late." "You two are faking it again?" "Amy explained everything to me." "You two are faking it again?" "See, dad gets it, as usual." "You two are faking it again?" "Now if you'll excuse me, my fake girlfriend" "You two are faking it again?" "Is waiting for me." "You two are faking it again?" "[sighs] fake girlfriends, huh?" "You two are faking it again?" "I can never keep track of what these kids are into." "You two are faking it again?" "♪ ♪" "You two are faking it again?" "[cheering]" "You two are faking it again?" "♪ ♪" "You two are faking it again?" "Come on, show pony." "You love dancing." "You two are faking it again?" "And it'd be a great way for you to meet the people" "You two are faking it again?" "In your community." "You two are faking it again?" "This is not my community, there is no i in pflag." "You two are faking it again?" "Actually, they're inclusive of everyone." "You two are faking it again?" "I called the national office." "They're real nice folks." "You two are faking it again?" "Hey, how you doing?" "I'm bruce." "You two are faking it again?" "This is my daughter, lauren." "You two are faking it again?" "Nice to meet you, lauren and bruce." "You two are faking it again?" "Lauren's an intersex." "What's your kid have?" "You two are faking it again?" "[gasps]" "You two are faking it again?" "Hon..." "You two are faking it again?" "But duke's biggest muscle of all was his heart." "You two are faking it again?" " Mm-hmm." " Also his quads." "You two are faking it again?" "I'm sorry, i'm just dealing with some trust issues from an ex." "You two are faking it again?" "Can we start over?" "You two are faking it again?" "We just realized that we have to go..." "You two are faking it again?" " Leave the country." " Pee." "You two are faking it again?" "Did they just rip cord us?" "[grunts]" "Did they just rip cord us?" "Staying number one in your class" "Did they just rip cord us?" "Can't leave a lot of free time, i know." "Did they just rip cord us?" "I don't see how it would." "Did they just rip cord us?" "On top of that, you spent spring break" "Did they just rip cord us?" "Building habitat houses in mexico?" "Did they just rip cord us?" "My god, debbie, it's your favorite song." "Did they just rip cord us?" "Let's go dance." "Did they just rip cord us?" " Can you believe that?" " I know." "Did they just rip cord us?" "Like you could ever build a habitat." "Did they just rip cord us?" "[chuckles]" "Did they just rip cord us?" "Is my mom proud of me for anything real?" "Did they just rip cord us?" "No wonder i'm so good at lying about myself." "Did they just rip cord us?" "It's in my dna." "Did they just rip cord us?" "We can't let our moms ruin our night." "Did they just rip cord us?" "Let's just forget about this pflag stuff and have fun." "Did they just rip cord us?" "You're right." "Did they just rip cord us?" "And there is something i've always wanted to try." "Did they just rip cord us?" "[laughter]" "This isn't real, right?" "[laughter]" "Maybe since we're rooming together, [laughter]" "We've started sharing nightmares." "[laughter]" "Is it just me, or does that bull remind you of duke?" "[laughter]" "Uh, what is my single, handsome son doing just standing around?" "[laughter]" "I'm sorry, but duke is gone." "[laughter]" "You just need to get over that and move on." "[laughter]" "And you--what happened to liam booker, teen lothario?" "[laughter]" "The 12-year-old that used to hit on my 18-year-old daughter?" "[laughter]" "What is the one thing i always taught you?" "[laughter]" "The best way to get over someone is to-- [laughter]" "Get under someone else, mom, we know." "[laughter]" "Ooh, you should get under that guy." "[laughter]" "I guess i... [laughter]" "Could give it a shot." "[laughter]" "That's it." "That's my boy." "You go get him." "[laughter]" "Do not talk about duke." "[laughter]" "And if you don't come home with his phone number, [laughter]" "I'm taking away your xbox." "[laughter]" "All right." "Now let's find someone for you." "[laughter]" "Uh, no, no, no, don't bother." "[laughter]" "The liam booker you were talking about?" "[laughter]" "After karma and i broke up, [laughter]" "I thought i could go back to being that guy." "[laughter]" "I'm just not him anymore." "[laughter]" "Did you say karma?" "[laughter] [both laughing and cheering] [laughter] [both scream]" "(all) oh." "[both scream]" " Get off me." " Here, let me help you up." "[both scream]" "Sorry i body slammed you." "You okay?" "[both scream]" "I'm fine." "[both scream]" "Ugh, your hair, let me fix it." "[both scream]" "Thanks." "[both scream] [pop music] [both scream]" "(all) aww." "[both scream]" "Such a cute couple." "You should be proud." "[both scream]" "Too bad they're faking it." "[both scream]" "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "Why, did you tell your friends" "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "That i have a space launch to get to?" "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "Actually, jackie knows you're faking it," "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "And we gotta leave before she tells everyone." "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "What was i thinking?" "Lying is wrong." "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "Why did you tell all of these people lies about me?" "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "Am i that disappointing?" "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "No, honey, no, no, no." "This is not about you." "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "This is about me." "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "[sighs]" "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "I don't know if you can understand this," "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "But sometimes i say and do things that i think" "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "Will make people like me." "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "And i hate that about myself," "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "That i care so much about what these people think." "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "But i don't think that i can stand to stay here" "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "And watch jackie tell everyone that i lied." "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "It's okay if you want to go," "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "But, mom, if these people only like you" "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "Because of something that isn't real," "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "Then they don't actually like you." "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "And they're not worth all of this." "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "How did my daughter get so wise?" "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "By pretending to be a lesbian." "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "[both laugh]" "Karma, grab your stuff." "We gotta go." "Honey, there you are." "Your father and i are having such a good time." "Honey, there you are." "[laughs]" "Honey, there you are." "I'd forgotten how funny he is." "Honey, there you are." "Look, i'm sorry i was so quick to judge earlier." "Honey, there you are." "I know how complicated things can be with a first love." "Honey, there you are." "I just didn't want you holding on to hope," "Honey, there you are." "Like i did with your father." "Honey, there you are." "You know what, it's years later, and he's finally here." "Honey, there you are." "I mean, for you, i mean." "Honey, there you are." "Mom" "Honey, there you are." "I'm just saying maybe people really can change." "Honey, there you are." "Oh." "Honey, there you are." "♪ so i fill it ♪" "Honey, there you are." "♪ with the ones i loved and lost ♪" "Honey, there you are." "[alternative music]" "Lauren?" "[alternative music]" "Hi." "What are you doing here?" "[alternative music]" "My dad thinks i belong here because i'm..." "You know." "[alternative music]" "Here." "Put that on." "[alternative music]" "He's so clueless." "Farrah's screwing amy's dad," "He's so clueless." "And i have to keep it a secret or else my dad gets hurt." "He's so clueless." "And then his idea of supporting me is dragging me" "He's so clueless." "To this pflag hoedown and humiliating me." "He's so clueless." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Okay." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Look, if it makes you feel any better," "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I moved out a couple weeks ago," "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "And my parents, they haven't even called." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "They don't know where i am, and they don't care." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "At least your dad's trying." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I can't believe i'm getting family advice from liam booker." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "You sure you don't want to ride the bull?" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I shouldn't." "It's a trigger." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Ha, you're funny." "Really funny." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "You know, people usually use humor as a defense mechanism," "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "So i guess the question is, what are you defending?" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" " Uh..." " Uh, wow." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I'm sorry, that happens sometimes." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "My parents are therapists." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Since you brought it up," "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I just went through a terrible breakup," "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "And i was trying to make jokes" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "To keep me from talking about duke," "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Because now that i've started talking about him," "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I'll never stop." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" " I should go." " No, no, wait." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I'm gonna time you." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "You have ten minutes to talk about duke." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Timer's up, i'm gonna start it over and talk about my ex." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "We just broke up last week," "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "And i've been overanalyzing the hell out of it." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "But we'll get to that." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "And..." "Go." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Uh, okay, don't judge," "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "But our first kiss was behind a dumpster." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Where was the second kiss?" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "[mellow country music]" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "♪ ♪" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "♪ i fall ♪" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "♪ to pieces ♪" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "♪ each time ♪" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Thanks for saving a dance for your old man." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I was being too hard on you." "I know you're doing your best." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Listen, when i first found out about your condition," "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "You know, your mother wasn't around to talk to." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I didn't know what to do," "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "And i was just trying to protect you." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I thought keeping this whole thing secret" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Was a way to do that." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "And i was wrong." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I am..." "I'm proud of my intersex daughter!" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "[laughs]" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "[cheers and applause]" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Listen to me, you'll always be my baby girl." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "All right, i love you." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "So from now on, no more secrets." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "♪ you walk by ♪" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "This has been okay, right?" "Not too weird?" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "No, no way." "It's been fun." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "It has been fun, hasn't it?" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "No boy drama, no girl drama." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "No giant check drama." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Just you and me." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I wish it could always be like this." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Me too." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "[microphone feedback]" "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "Um, excuse me, everyone." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "I have an announcement to make." "What the [bleep] are you doing?" "My daughter, karma," "Is straight." "My daughter, karma, [crowd murmuring]" "My daughter, karma," "I let you all believe that she was gay" "My daughter, karma," "Because i wanted it to be true," "My daughter, karma," "But i have to accept the fact that my daughter" "My daughter, karma," "Will never, ever be a lesbian." "My daughter, karma," "But despite this, she has many other wonderful qualities." "My daughter, karma," "She's kind and caring, creative." "My daughter, karma," "Oh, she has the most beautiful voice." "My daughter, karma," "Oh, and she was so quick to potty train." "My daughter, karma," "Mom!" "Mom, that's enough, thanks." "My daughter, karma," "Yeah." "My daughter, karma," "I would rather resign my post" "My daughter, karma," "Than change one single thing about my daughter." "My daughter, karma, [applause]" "My daughter, karma," "I cannot believe they're getting off scot-free." "My daughter, karma," "Get used to it." "My daughter, karma," "We're proud to have you as a friend and president." "My daughter, karma," "Well, that was nice." "My daughter, karma," "♪ uncover your... ♪" "I know, i know." "♪ uncover your... ♪" "I want to, i do, i just promised my kid i'd stick around." "♪ uncover your... ♪" "I--i gotta go." "♪ uncover your... ♪ [sighs]" "You should take the job." "[sighs]" "No." "I promised you." "[sighs]" "And i love having you around, [sighs]" "But it's not good for mom." "[sighs] [sighs] [sighs]" "You being here, all fun and charming, [sighs]" "It just lets her have hope again." "[sighs]" "Hope?" "Oh, hey." "Your mom does not want me back." "[sighs]" "She's always gonna be in love with you, [sighs]" "And as long as you're around, [sighs]" "She's just gonna keep getting sucked back in." "[sighs]" "I wanted to be here for you." "So visit more." "I wanted to be here for you." "Just call me next time?" "No more motel getaways with mom." "I wanted to be here for you." "[chuckles]" "I wanted to be here for you." "Come here." "I wanted to be here for you." "Deal." "I wanted to be here for you." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "[sighs] he's gone, mom." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "He took the job." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "[sighs] of course he did." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "I'm done lying to my dad." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "It wasn't fair of me to keep this from him," "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "And it wasn't fair of you to ask me to." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "He deserves to know the truth." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "And he needs to hear it from you." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "There's my family." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "I was just talking to the nicest folks." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "Their son's a bisexual." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "Bruce, honey?" "Would you drive me home?" "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "We need to talk." "Amy, there you are." "Have you seen your father?" "[country music]" "You know, it's funny." "[country music]" "When i joined pflag, all i really wanted [country music]" "Was to help people learn and grow." "[country music] [phone buzzes] [country music]" "But the person who really needed to learn and grow was me." "[country music]" "Is that amy?" "Yeah, she had to go." "Is that amy?" "Oh, you look really bummed about that." "Is that amy?" "Are you sure you're straight?" "Is that amy?" "Mom, i am not gay." "Let it go." "Is that amy?" "Okay, okay, i'm sorry." "Is that amy?" "And i accept you." "Is that amy?" "Thank you." "Is that amy?" "♪ ♪" "Is that amy?" "You know, i dated a woman in college." "Is that amy?" "Mom!" "Is that amy?" "Stacy." "Is that amy?" "She was the gentlest lover." "Is that amy?" "Keep talking, and i'm gonna stop dancing." "Is that amy?" "[laughter]" "Is that amy?" "Ahh!" "Sasha, hi." "You're home." "Ahh!" "Liam, you've grown." "Ahh!" "[both chuckle]" "Ahh!" "Prom will now be mandatory." "All must bring dates." "Prom will now be mandatory." "Amy and i will be bucking the trend and going together." "Prom will now be mandatory." "Wait, what?" "We never" "Prom will now be mandatory." "You were so over her, remember?" "Prom will now be mandatory." "We're going together, right?" "Prom will now be mandatory." "What about your new lab partner?" "Prom will now be mandatory." "(shane) i'm trying to bait my crush into asking me and nothing." "Prom will now be mandatory." "Hi, chem buddy." "Prom will now be mandatory." "Hey, felix, you don't have a date for prom yet, right?" "Prom will now be mandatory."