"♪ MUSIC" "OHHH, 12 MINUTES LATE." "COME ON BILL, FUCK." "HEY, NOBODY CAN SAY" "HEY, NOBODY CAN SAY YOU'RE NOT IMPROVING." "YOU'RE NOT IMPROVING." "AH!" "I WOULD HAVE BEEN 20 MINUTES LATE IF IT HADN'T" "MINUTES LATE IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR MY EXCELLENT" "BEEN FOR MY EXCELLENT DRIVING ABILITY." "DRIVING ABILITY." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "VOICEOVER:" "THAT'S ME, VINN," "VOICEOVER:" "THAT'S ME, VINN, VINNIE, VINCENT." "BUT THE LADIES LIKE TO REFER TO ME AS H-I-S," "TO ME AS H-I-S, HOT ITALIAN SAUSAGE." "JESUS." "[GRUNTING]" "[GRUNTING] FUCKING DELIVERY GUYS." "♪ MUSIC [KNOCKING]" "[KNOCKING] MS. WEINBAUM," "MS. WEINBAUM, YOU HAVE A PACKAGE." "VOICEOVER:" "AND THAT'S STEVE, STEVEN, STEFANO, WHATEVER." "STEVEN, STEFANO, WHATEVER." "THE LADIES CALL HIM, WELL," "THE LADIES CALL HIM, WELL, LET'S JUST HOPE THEY CALL HIM" "LET'S JUST HOPE THEY CALL HIM BACK, YOU KNOW" "BACK, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING." "WHAT I'M SAYING." "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "ME, I DELIVER" "VOICEOVER:" "ME, I DELIVER BOXES FOR A LIVING." "BOXES FOR A LIVING." "STEVE'S A CHEF, SOUS CHEF." "STEVE'S A CHEF, SOUS CHEF." "I GUESS THAT'S" "I GUESS THAT'S QUITE A DIFFERENCE." "QUITE A DIFFERENCE." "...AND STEAMED COCKLES ...AND STEAMED COCKLES LAWRENCE YOU GOT THAT?" "LAWRENCE YOU GOT THAT?" "YES CHEF." "YES CHEF." "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "YOU KNOW," "VOICEOVER:" "YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SAY THAT I LOVE" "I CAN'T SAY THAT I LOVE DELIVERING BOXES BUT..." "DELIVERING BOXES BUT..." "GUPTA!" "GUPTA!" "VOICEOVER: ..." "I LOVE MY PEOPLE." "VOICEOVER: ..." "I LOVE MY PEOPLE." "WHAT'S UP?" "WHAT'S UP?" "WHAT'S UP?" "WHAT'S UP?" "HERE, VIPS, TABLE 12." "HERE, VIPS, TABLE 12." "ALRIGHT, THANKS REBECCA." "VOICEOVER:" "I LIKE STEVE'S PEOPLE TOO." "PEOPLE TOO." "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "IT SEEMS I EARN" "VOICEOVER:" "IT SEEMS I EARN MORE IN ONE WEEK THAN" "MORE IN ONE WEEK THAN STEVE DOES IN A THREE." "STEVE DOES IN A THREE." "DELIVERING BOXES VERSUS" "DELIVERING BOXES VERSUS NOURISHING THE HUMAN" "NOURISHING THE HUMAN POPULATION." "POPULATION." "GO FIGURE." "GO FIGURE." "SALUTE." "SALUTE." "SALUTE." "SALUTE." "WHAT'S YOUR POISON?" "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME AND FIND OUT." "SOME AND FIND OUT." "OKAY." "IT'S GOOD." "YOUR BOY DID GOOD TODAY," "YOUR BOY DID GOOD TODAY, HUH?" "HUH?" "HE DID ALRIGHT." "HE DID ALRIGHT." "NAH, HE DID GOOD." "NAH, HE DID GOOD." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] WELL, I ALWAYS KNEW" "WELL, I ALWAYS KNEW THAT HE HAD IT IN HIM." "THAT HE HAD IT IN HIM." "OH YOU DID." "OH YOU DID." "ALRIGHT, WELL," "ALRIGHT, WELL, I'M GOING TO GO HOME." "I'M GOING TO GO HOME." "I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER." "I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER." "ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "SEE YOU LATER." "SEE YOU LATER." "TAKE CARE." "TAKE CARE." "BYE." "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" "SHE JUST EYE FUCKED YOU." "SHE JUST EYE FUCKED YOU." "I DID WRONG." "I DID WRONG." "WHAT'S THE MEANING OF IT?" "WHAT'S THE MEANING OF IT?" "HELL OF A JOB TONIGHT," "HELL OF A JOB TONIGHT, STEVE." "STEVE." "NOTHING LIKE BEING THROWN" "NOTHING LIKE BEING THROWN INTO THE FIRE WITHOUT" "INTO THE FIRE WITHOUT ANY WARNING." "ANY WARNING." "THANK YOU MR. QUENTIN." "THANK YOU MR. QUENTIN." "IS THERE ANY WORD" "IS THERE ANY WORD ON ANTHONY?" "ON ANTHONY?" "HE HAD A MILD HEART ATTACK" "HE HAD A MILD HEART ATTACK BUT THEY SAY HE'LL BE FINE." "BUT THEY SAY HE'LL BE FINE." "ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT'S..." "ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT'S..." "THAT'S GOOD NEWS." "THAT'S GOOD NEWS." "IT'S GOOD NEWS." "IT'S GOOD NEWS." "HEY, CHEF'S ALRIGHT." "HEY, CHEF'S ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "HOWEVER, HE'S DOCTOR" "HOWEVER, HE'S DOCTOR LAID DOWN THE LAW." "LAID DOWN THE LAW." "HE'S DONE." "HE'S DONE." "HE HAS TO RETIRE." "HE HAS TO RETIRE." "WOW." "WOW." "WELL, ANY IDEA WHO'S" "WELL, ANY IDEA WHO'S TAKING..." "TAKING..." "TAKE HIS PLACE?" "TAKE HIS PLACE?" "WELL AFTER TONIGHT," "WELL AFTER TONIGHT, YOUR FRIEND HERE HAS" "YOUR FRIEND HERE HAS A HELL OF A SHOT." "A HELL OF A SHOT." "KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK." "KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK." "YES SIR." "YES SIR." "AND BY THE WAY FOLKS," "AND BY THE WAY FOLKS, I'LL DEDUCT THE BRANDY" "I'LL DEDUCT THE BRANDY FROM YOUR PAY." "FROM YOUR PAY." "IT'S SOY SAUCE, UM, SIR." "IT'S SOY SAUCE, UM, SIR." "♪ MUSIC UGH." "UGH." "SHIT I'M SORRY CHEF." "SHIT I'M SORRY CHEF." "DAMN." "DAMN." "NO, IT'S OKAY." "NO, IT'S OKAY." "IT'S OKAY." "IT'S OKAY." "ALEX, IT'S OKAY." "ARE YOU SURE?" "ARE YOU, ARE YOU SURE?" "ARE YOU, ARE YOU SURE?" "I GOT IT, I GOT IT." "I GOT IT, I GOT IT." "YOU ALRIGHT, YOU SURE?" "YOU ALRIGHT, YOU SURE?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "HERE." "HERE." "YEAH, I'M FINE." "YEAH, I'M FINE." "ARE YOU POSITIVE?" "YEAH, JUST DON'T CALL ME CHEF." "CHEF." "I'M, I'M NOT THE BOSS." "I'M, I'M NOT THE BOSS." "YOU'LL BE AFTER TONIGHT." "TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT." "PLEASE, TONIGHT BE THE" "PLEASE, TONIGHT BE THE NIGHT." "NIGHT." "♪ MUSIC HEY, BEET BOY." "HEY, BEET BOY." "[CHUCKLES]" "[CHUCKLES] THERE HE IS." "IN TWO IN A HALF YEARS, MAN, YOU'VE BEEN COMING IN HERE" "YOU'VE BEEN COMING IN HERE 15-20 MINUTES EARLY." "15-20 MINUTES EARLY." "IT'S KINDA BALLSY TO WALK IN" "IT'S KINDA BALLSY TO WALK IN LATE ON THE NIGHT YOU'RE" "LATE ON THE NIGHT YOU'RE GONNA BE PROMOTED." "YOU DON'T KNOW IT'S GONNA BE ME." "BE ME." "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "LAST THREE WEEKS YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THIS KITCHEN WITHOUT" "RUNNING THIS KITCHEN WITHOUT A HICCUP." "A HICCUP." "FACE IT MAN, YOU ARE THE MAN." "AND WHY WAS YOU LATE?" "PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS FOR" "PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS FOR A QUICKIE." "A QUICKIE." "WHAT ARE YOU, 12?" "WHAT ARE YOU, 12?" "SHIT, SOMETIMES." "SHIT, SOMETIMES." "I WENT TO THE BANK AND" "I WENT TO THE BANK AND ASKED FOR A HIGHER LIMIT" "ASKED FOR A HIGHER LIMIT ON MY CREDIT CARD." "DIDN'T THEY TURNED YOU DOWN LAST MONTH?" "LAST MONTH?" "YEAH, AND I'M NINE WEEKS" "YEAH, AND I'M NINE WEEKS LATE ON MY UTILITIES." "LATE ON MY UTILITIES." "YEAH?" "YEAH?" "AND WHAT THEY SAY THIS TIME?" "SAME THING THEY SAID LAST TIME, THEY'LL CONSIDER IT" "TIME, THEY'LL CONSIDER IT WHEN I ACTUALLY OR IF I" "WHEN I ACTUALLY OR IF I ACTUALLY GET THE PROMOTION." "ACTUALLY GET THE PROMOTION." "WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE" "WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE TONIGHT." "HERE THEY COME." "[LAUGHS] OKAY EVERYBODY," "OKAY EVERYBODY, GATHER AROUND." "GATHER AROUND." "I NEED YOUR ATTENTION." "I NEED YOUR ATTENTION." "AS MOST OF YOU KNOW," "AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, OUR BELOVED ANTHONY, WHO" "OUR BELOVED ANTHONY, WHO HAS BEEN OUR HEAD CHEF HERE" "HAS BEEN OUR HEAD CHEF HERE FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS" "FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS IS RETIRING." "IS RETIRING." "[CLAPPING]" "[CLAPPING] THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "IT'S TIME..." "IT'S TIME TO RELAX A LITTLE BIT AND I GOT TO TELL YOU" "BIT AND I GOT TO TELL YOU I'M GONNA MISS YOU ALL VERY" "I'M GONNA MISS YOU ALL VERY VERY MUCH." "VERY MUCH." "WE ALL LOVE YOU ANTHONY." "WE ALL LOVE YOU ANTHONY." "WE'RE ALL GONNA MISS YOU." "WE'RE ALL GONNA MISS YOU." "BELIEVE ME." "BELIEVE ME." "THANK YOU SIR." "THANK YOU SIR." "THEREFORE, AFTER GREAT" "THEREFORE, AFTER GREAT DELIBERATION AND SOUL" "DELIBERATION AND SOUL SEARCHING AND CONSIDERATION," "SEARCHING AND CONSIDERATION, IT IS TIME TO ANNOUNCE" "IT IS TIME TO ANNOUNCE ANTHONY'S SUCCESSOR." "SO, WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO, THE NEW HEAD CHEF AT" "THE NEW HEAD CHEF AT GIOVANNI'S WILL BE..." "[CLAPPING] [SCREAMING IN ITALIAN]" "[SCREAMING IN ITALIAN]" "WHAT'S THE BUZZ?" "TAKE IT EASY, DAD." "TAKE IT EASY, DAD." "WE'RE IN MOURNING HERE." "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] NO, NO, NO." "MA, CUT IT OUT." "NO ONE DIED." "NO ONE DIED." "NO." "STEFANO WAS PASSED UP FOR THE HEAD CHEF JOB." "THE HEAD CHEF JOB." "THEY BROUGHT IN SOMEONE ELSE" "THEY BROUGHT IN SOMEONE ELSE FROM ANOTHER RESTAURANT." "FROM ANOTHER RESTAURANT." "WHY ARE YOU TELLING HIM?" "WHY ARE YOU TELLING HIM?" "THAT'S OKAY STEFANO," "THAT'S OKAY STEFANO, WE STILL PROUD OF YOU." "MAYBE NOW HE'LL GET A REAL JOB." "JOB." "OKAY." "OKAY." "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]" "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]" "LET IT GO MA." "[SHOUTING IN ITALIAN]" "ALMOST 30 YEARS OLD AND MY SON, THE DAUGHTER WE NEVER" "SON, THE DAUGHTER WE NEVER HAD, HE WAS UNABLE TO WORK." "HAD, HE WAS UNABLE TO WORK." "IF YOU CAN CALL WHAT HE DOES" "IF YOU CAN CALL WHAT HE DOES A WORK..." "A WORK..." "[SHOUTING IN ITALIAN]" "[SHOUTING IN ITALIAN] DON'T LISTEN TO HIM." "DON'T LISTEN TO HIM." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "MR. QUENTIN SAID HE WAS" "MR. QUENTIN SAID HE WAS GONNA GIVE ME THE JOB" "GONNA GIVE ME THE JOB BUT THEN, YOU KNOW," "BUT THEN, YOU KNOW, HE BROUGHT IN A CHEF" "HE BROUGHT IN A CHEF WITH A CULINARY DEGREE." "WITH A CULINARY DEGREE." "THAT'S ABSURD THOUGH." "THAT'S ABSURD THOUGH." "MA, ITS COMPLICATED OKAY?" "MA, ITS COMPLICATED OKAY?" "I MEAN, NEW YORKER'S ONLY" "I MEAN, NEW YORKER'S ONLY PAY FOR FOOD IF THE CHEF HAS" "PAY FOR FOOD IF THE CHEF HAS [INDISTINCT]" "[INDISTINCT] FUNNY, THOSE SAME NEW" "PAY FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS AT GIOVANNI'S." "AT GIOVANNI'S." "HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF" "HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SKIRT AND COME IN AND" "YOUR SKIRT AND COME IN AND WATCH THIS GREAT GAME?" "BUT WE STILL GOTTA CUT THE FETTUCCINI." "FETTUCCINI." "[DISGRUNTLING]" "HEY." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "NO MA." "NO MA." "MA, I'M OKAY..." "MA, I'M OKAY..." "REALLY." "REALLY." "IT'S ALWAYS HERE AND YOUR" "IT'S ALWAYS HERE AND YOUR FATHER HE DOESN'T" "FATHER HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW." "HOW THAT GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS TAKE THE NEWS?" "TAKE THE NEWS?" "I HAVEN'T TOLD HER YET." "I HAVEN'T TOLD HER YET." "SHE'S BEEN WORKING IN" "SHE'S BEEN WORKING IN BOSTON." "BOSTON." "OF COURSE SHE IS." "OF COURSE SHE IS." "[SIGHS]" "[SIGHS] SHE'S NOT GONNA LIKE THIS." "SHE'S NOT GONNA LIKE THIS." "SHE'S GONNA BE FINE." "I'LL MAKE HER A NICE DINNER AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE FINE." "AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE FINE." "♪ MUSIC HEY, YOU'RE BACK EARLY" "HEY, YOU'RE BACK EARLY THAT'S GREAT." "THAT'S GREAT." "ARE YOU LEAVING?" "ARE YOU LEAVING?" "OBVIOUSLY STEVEN" "OBVIOUSLY STEVEN I'M LEAVING." "I'M LEAVING." "I JUST PACKED UP MY THINGS" "I JUST PACKED UP MY THINGS FROM YOUR HOVEL." "FROM YOUR HOVEL." "HOVEL?" "HOVEL?" "YES." "YES." "A CESSPOOL." "A CESSPOOL." "A RUBBISH PILE." "A RUBBISH PILE." "A SHIT HOLE." "A SHIT HOLE." "HEY, CALM DOWN." "HEY, CALM DOWN." "I THOUGHT WE'RE GONNA HAVE" "I THOUGHT WE'RE GONNA HAVE DINNER TONIGHT?" "DINNER TONIGHT?" "STEVEN, I FOUND THE THIRD" "STEVEN, I FOUND THE THIRD NOTICE FROM CONED." "I HOPE THAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT A CANDLELIGHT DINNER." "ABOUT A CANDLELIGHT DINNER." "HEY, HEY, I'M JUST GOING" "HEY, HEY, I'M JUST GOING THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH" "THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH RIGHT NOW." "RIGHT NOW." "RIGHT NOW?" "RIGHT NOW?" "IN THE LAST..." "IN THE LAST..." "WHAT IS IT?" "WHAT IS IT?" "HOW MANY?" "HOW MANY?" "TWO, RIGHT, YEAH, TWO YEARS" "TWO, RIGHT, YEAH, TWO YEARS THAT WE HAVE BEEN DATING," "THAT WE HAVE BEEN DATING, WHEN HAVE YOU NOT GONE" "WHEN HAVE YOU NOT GONE THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH?" "WHAT?" "WHAT HAVE I ALWAYS TOLD YOU?" "WHAT HAVE I ALWAYS TOLD YOU?" "I TOLD YOU TO GO TO CULINARY" "I TOLD YOU TO GO TO CULINARY SCHOOL, BUT YOU" "SCHOOL, BUT YOU WOULDN'T DO IT." "WOULDN'T DO IT." "NO, DO YOU KNOW WHY?" "NO, DO YOU KNOW WHY?" "BECAUSE YOU'RE A MACHO MAN," "BECAUSE YOU'RE A MACHO MAN, YOU'RE AN ITALIAN MACHO MAN," "YOU'RE AN ITALIAN MACHO MAN, RIGHT?" "RIGHT?" "RIGHT." "RIGHT." "I JUST COULDN'T AFFORD IT." "I JUST COULDN'T AFFORD IT." "I OFFERED TO HELP YOU." "I OFFERED TO HELP YOU." "YOU NEVER OFFERED." "YOU NEVER OFFERED." "YOU SAID I WOULD FEEL BETTER" "YOU SAID I WOULD FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT IF I'D PAID FOR IT" "ABOUT IT IF I'D PAID FOR IT MYSELF." "MYSELF." "HUH, YOU REMEMBER THAT?" "HUH, YOU REMEMBER THAT?" "YOU ARE SUCH A GUY." "AND WHY DON'T YOU TELL THAT TO MY FATHER?" "CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?" "IT'S OVER." "IT'S OVER." "WE ARE OVER." "WE ARE OVER." "AND YOUR KNOB, IT'S REALLY," "AND YOUR KNOB, IT'S REALLY, REALLY SMALL." "REALLY SMALL." "COME ON." "SARAH?" "GRAND CENTRAL." "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "WHOA, RIGHT TO" "VOICEOVER:" "WHOA, RIGHT TO THE HEART OR SOMEWHERE ELSE." "SHIT." "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "COULD'VE" "VOICEOVER:" "COULD'VE PREDICTED THIS ONE, STEVE'S" "PREDICTED THIS ONE, STEVE'S LONELY MAN LAMB CHOPS." "LONELY MAN LAMB CHOPS." "THE RIGHT GIRL IS GONNA BE" "THE RIGHT GIRL IS GONNA BE THERE FOR YOU THROUGH THICK" "THERE FOR YOU THROUGH THICK AND THIN, GOOD AND BAD," "AND THIN, GOOD AND BAD, BETTER OR WORSE." "BETTER OR WORSE." "YEAH BUT SARAH..." "YEAH BUT SARAH..." "I THINK, YOU'RE BETTER OFF" "I THINK, YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HER." "WITHOUT HER." "OH SHE WAS COOL WITH THE" "OH SHE WAS COOL WITH THE THICK, GOOD, AND BETTER SIDE" "THICK, GOOD, AND BETTER SIDE OF YOUR EQUATION BUT SHE" "OF YOUR EQUATION BUT SHE NEVER STRUCK ME AS THE KIND" "NEVER STRUCK ME AS THE KIND THAT CAN DEAL WITH A THIN," "THAT CAN DEAL WITH A THIN, BAD, OR WORSE." "ACCORDING TO SARAH THERE WAS NO BETTER SIDE." "WAS NO BETTER SIDE." "SEE." "HEY I HEARD AND I JUST WANNA SAY THAT, YOU KNOW," "WANNA SAY THAT, YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY THAT, YOU KNOW," "I'M SORRY THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT MY CHEF." "YOU'RE NOT MY CHEF." "THANKS." "THANKS." "THANKS ALEX." "THANKS ALEX." "I'M..." "I'M..." "I'M SORRY MAN." "I'M SORRY MAN." "MARK." "MARK." "HEY." "HEY." "SPREAD THE LOVE, MAN." "SPREAD THE LOVE, MAN." "SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND GET" "SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND GET ON A PARTY." "ON A PARTY." "I THINK IF I COULD JUST" "I THINK IF I COULD JUST MAKE A LITTLE BIT MORE" "MAKE A LITTLE BIT MORE MONEY, I COULD GET HER BACK." "YOU HAVE GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT." "MAN, THERE'S SUPERFICIAL GIRLS OUT THERE DIME A DOZEN." "GIRLS OUT THERE DIME A DOZEN." "YOU DON'T NEED HER." "YOU DON'T NEED HER." "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "SO, HAVING A GIRLFRIEND IS A" "SO, HAVING A GIRLFRIEND IS A LUXURY THAT I CAN'T AFFORD?" "LUXURY THAT I CAN'T AFFORD?" "YEAH, I GUESS." "I'M PRETTY BEHIND ON MY BILLS." "BILLS." "HOW BAD?" "HOW BAD?" "CONNAD, PULLED THE PLUG ON" "CONNAD, PULLED THE PLUG ON ME LAST NIGHT." "ME LAST NIGHT." "OUCH." "OUCH." "DAMN, THAT'S KINDA A RUN" "DAMN, THAT'S KINDA A RUN AGAIN." "AGAIN." "WHAT IS?" "WHAT IS?" "WELL, YOU WERE IN THE DARK" "WELL, YOU WERE IN THE DARK WITH SARAH, NOW YOU'RE IN" "WITH SARAH, NOW YOU'RE IN THE DARK WITHOUT HER." "THE DARK WITHOUT HER." "YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE A" "YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE A REAL BITCH WHEN YOU" "REAL BITCH WHEN YOU WANNA TO BE." "WANNA TO BE." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" "HEY, CHEF." "HEY, CHEF." "WHAT?" "OBVIOUSLY, IT WASN'T DIRECTED AT YOU." "DIRECTED AT YOU." "TO WHOM WAS IT DIRECTED?" "I WAS JOKING AROUND WITH MARK." "WITH MARK." "ARE YOU ON A BREAK?" "ARE YOU ON A BREAK?" "NO MA'AM." "NO MA'AM." "NO WHAT?" "NO WHAT?" "NO CHEF." "NO CHEF." "MARK, ARE YOU ON A BREAK?" "MARK, ARE YOU ON A BREAK?" "NO CHEF." "NO CHEF." "THEN I EXPECT HERE TO BE NO" "THEN I EXPECT HERE TO BE NO JOKING AROUND IN MY KITCHEN." "JOKING AROUND IN MY KITCHEN." "IS THAT CLEAR?" "IS THAT CLEAR?" "YES MA'AM, UH..." "YES MA'AM, UH..." "CHEF." "CHEF." "YES CHEF." "YES CHEF." "EXCELLENT." "HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?" "[PANTING]" "[PANTING] I'M TOM, I'M YOUR NDS GUY." "I'M TOM, I'M YOUR NDS GUY." "WHAT DO WE GOT TODAY?" "WHAT DO WE GOT TODAY?" "WE'VE GOT FIVE BOXES" "WE'VE GOT FIVE BOXES OF DRIED GOODS." "OF DRIED GOODS." "I JUST NEED YOUR AUTOGRAPH" "I JUST NEED YOUR AUTOGRAPH AND I'LL TUCK THEM AWAY" "AND I'LL TUCK THEM AWAY RIGHT ON THAT SIDE THERE." "RIGHT ON THAT SIDE THERE." "THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY." "THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY." "YOU SURE?" "ALL THE TIME." "I SAID IT'S NOT NECESSARY." "I SAID IT'S NOT NECESSARY." "EVIDENTLY, STEVE HAS A GREAT" "EVIDENTLY, STEVE HAS A GREAT DEAL OF TIME ON HIS HAND." "DEAL OF TIME ON HIS HAND." "I'M SURE HE'D BE HAPPY" "I'M SURE HE'D BE HAPPY TO DO IT." "TO DO IT." "ISN'T THAT RIGHT, STEVE?" "ARE YOU HUNGRY?" "YEAH, I'M TOTALLY HUNGRY." "YEAH, I'M TOTALLY HUNGRY." "YOU KNOW WHAT, STEVE?" "YOU KNOW WHAT, STEVE?" "AFTER YOU DO THAT, WHY DON'T" "AFTER YOU DO THAT, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE HIM A PLATE" "YOU MAKE HIM A PLATE OF THE PASTA SPECIAL." "OF THE PASTA SPECIAL." "DO YOU LIKE PASTA?" "DO YOU LIKE PASTA?" "OH YEAH, I LIKE PASTA." "OH YEAH, I LIKE PASTA." "PERFECT." "PERFECT." "IF YOU EVER, EVER SIT YOUR" "IF YOU EVER, EVER SIT YOUR ASS ON A COUNTER AGAIN," "ASS ON A COUNTER AGAIN, YOUR FIRED." "YOUR FIRED." "BON APPETIT GOOD TIM." "BON APPETIT GOOD TIM." "IT'S TOM, TOM." "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]" "I SHOULD JUST QUIT WHILE I STILL HAVE SOME DIGNITY." "I STILL HAVE SOME DIGNITY." "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "OH, YOU DON'T MEAN THAT?" "OH, YOU DON'T MEAN THAT?" "OH, I DON'T, HUH?" "OH, I DON'T, HUH?" "PUMP YOUR BREAKS MAN." "PUMP YOUR BREAKS MAN." "IT'S BEEN ONE BAD DAY." "IT'S BEEN ONE BAD DAY." "DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF." "DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF." "YEAH, ONE BAD DAY OR LIKE A" "YEAH, ONE BAD DAY OR LIKE A SERIES OF BAD DAYS THAT" "SERIES OF BAD DAYS THAT EQUALS MY ENTIRE CAREER." "EQUALS MY ENTIRE CAREER." "[CLANKING OF PLATES]" "I'D BE BETTER OFF WORKING WITH TOM." "I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN FOR YOU." "FOR YOU." "OH, EASY TOM." "OH, EASY TOM." "YOU COULD?" "YOU COULD?" "YEAH, MY UNCLE'S A TOP" "YEAH, MY UNCLE'S A TOP BANANA AT NDS." "BANANA AT NDS." "HE'S NOT SERIOUS." "HE'S NOT SERIOUS." "HEY, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP" "HEY, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP FOR A MINUTE, ALRIGHT?" "FOR A MINUTE, ALRIGHT?" "ALRIGHT, FINE." "ALRIGHT, FINE." "FINE." "FINE." "WELL?" "WELL?" "WELL?" "WELL?" "WELL?" "WELL?" "WELL?" "WELL?" "JUST TAKES ONE PHONE CALL." "JUST TAKES ONE PHONE CALL." "♪ MUSIC BOO!" "BOO!" "HEY, HEY, HEY." "HEY, HEY, HEY." "THAT'S ENOUGH." "THAT'S ENOUGH." "LEAVE HIM ALONE." "LEAVE HIM ALONE." "GO AWAY." "GO AWAY." "SORRY STEVE, SHE'S BEEN" "SORRY STEVE, SHE'S BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO WAKE UP." "WAITING FOR YOU TO WAKE UP." "NO WORRIES." "NO WORRIES." "YOU KNOW I LOVE THIS LITTLE" "YOU KNOW I LOVE THIS LITTLE SHIT." "SHIT." "AH, WATCH YOUR MOUTH." "AH, WATCH YOUR MOUTH." "OH, FUCK." "OH, FUCK." "OH, ALRIGHT, WELL, HALLIE," "OH, ALRIGHT, WELL, HALLIE, I'M BROKE SO I OWE YOU." "I'M BROKE SO I OWE YOU." "LET'S GO MISS THING." "YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL." "SCHOOL." "STEVE, COFFEE'S MADE," "STEVE, COFFEE'S MADE, HELP YOURSELF." "HELP YOURSELF." "THANKS MICHE." "AND, YOU KNOW, THANKS FOR LETTING ME CRASH." "LETTING ME CRASH." "I'M SURE THAT MY..." "I'M SURE THAT MY..." "MY LIGHTS WILL BE BACK ON," "MY LIGHTS WILL BE BACK ON, YOU KNOW, TOMORROW." "YOU KNOW, TOMORROW." "STAY AS LONG AS YOU NEED." "STAY AS LONG AS YOU NEED." "YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT." "YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT." "NOW!" "NOW!" "SORRY." "SORRY." "NO WORRIES." "NO WORRIES." "AND YOU MY DEAR NEED TO" "AND YOU MY DEAR NEED TO COME WHEN I CALL YOU." "COME WHEN I CALL YOU." "GOOD MORNING GOOD PEOPLE." "GOOD MORNING GOOD PEOPLE." "HEY, BABY." "HEY, BABY." "LOOK, I KNOW I'M SLEEPING" "LOOK, I KNOW I'M SLEEPING ON YOUR COUCH, BUT CAN YOU" "ON YOUR COUCH, BUT CAN YOU NOT CALL ME BABY?" "NOT CALL ME BABY?" "ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "THANK YOU FOR MY COFFEE," "THANK YOU FOR MY COFFEE, BABY." "BABY." "IT'S MINE." "IT'S MINE." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] COME ON, SWEETIE," "COME ON, SWEETIE, JUST SAY BYE." "JUST SAY BYE." "BYE STEVE SLEEPYHEAD." "BYE STEVE SLEEPYHEAD." "WELL, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT" "ABOUT TO WALK OUT THAT DOOR WITHOUT GIVING ME MY SUGAR." "WITHOUT GIVING ME MY SUGAR." "OHH..." "OHH..." "BYE FUNKY." "BYE FUNKY." "BYE DAD, I LOVE YOU." "BYE DAD, I LOVE YOU." "OH, I LOVE YOU TOO BABY." "OH, I LOVE YOU TOO BABY." "I LOVE YOU TOO." "I LOVE YOU TOO." "I LOVE YOU MORE." "I LOVE YOU MORE." "SEE YOU LATER HANDSOME." "SEE YOU LATER HANDSOME." "YES YOU WILL AND I'LL BE" "YES YOU WILL AND I'LL BE RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YOU" "RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YOU WITH OPEN ARMS." "WITH OPEN ARMS." "YOU'RE SO MARRIED" "YOU'RE SO MARRIED OVER YOUR HEAD." "OVER YOUR HEAD." "YES I DID AND I THANK GOD" "YES I DID AND I THANK GOD FOR IT EVERY DAY." "HOW DO YOU DO IT?" "ALL NATURAL." "AIN'T NO LITTLE BLUE PILL" "AIN'T NO LITTLE BLUE PILL NECESSARY FOR THE BIG" "NECESSARY FOR THE BIG WAHLBERG." "WAHLBERG." "NO." "NO." "[CHUCKLES]" "[CHUCKLES] I'M TALKING ABOUT TWO" "I'M TALKING ABOUT TWO BEDROOMS, TWO BATH." "BEDROOMS, TWO BATH." "C'MON, YOU MAKE" "C'MON, YOU MAKE LESS THAN I DO." "LESS THAN I DO." "SIX WORDS FOR YOU MY" "SIX WORDS FOR YOU MY FRIEND." "FRIEND." "RENT STABILIZATION." "LET ME PUT IT TO YOU IN ANOTHER WAY." "ANOTHER WAY." "MY MOTHER-IN-LAW." "MY MOTHER-IN-LAW." "MUST BE NICE." "MUST BE NICE." "YEAH." "YEAH." "[LAUGHTER]" "SO, HOW'S THE JOB SEARCH COMING, MAN?" "COMING, MAN?" "I'VE BEEN TO..." "I'VE BEEN TO..." "PROBABLY LIKE A DOZEN" "PROBABLY LIKE A DOZEN DIFFERENT RESTAURANTS AND" "DIFFERENT RESTAURANTS AND IT'S THE SAME ANSWER." "IT'S THE SAME ANSWER." "NO DEGREE, NO HEAD CHEF." "NO DEGREE, NO HEAD CHEF." "WHAT IS WORTH..." "WHAT IS WORTH..." "MICHE THINKS YOU OUGHT TO" "MICHE THINKS YOU OUGHT TO TAKE A BREAK FOR A WHILE AND" "TAKE A BREAK FOR A WHILE AND GO WORK WITH TOM AND THE" "GO WORK WITH TOM AND THE LITTLE BLUE AND YELLOW" "LITTLE BLUE AND YELLOW PEOPLE." "PEOPLE." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] NO, WELL, WE'RE SERIOUS NOW" "NO, WELL, WE'RE SERIOUS NOW 'CAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT" "'CAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT." "IT LAST NIGHT." "TO BE HONEST WITH YOU," "TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, SO DO I." "SO DO I. YOU SCOFFED AT THE IDEA" "YOU SCOFFED AT THE IDEA THE OTHER DAY." "THE OTHER DAY." "YEAH, THAT WAS..." "YEAH, THAT WAS..." "THAT WAS THE OTHER DAY." "THAT WAS THE OTHER DAY." "TODAY, I'M SAYING I THINK" "TODAY, I'M SAYING I THINK YOU NEED A CHANGE." "YOU NEED A CHANGE." "REALLY?" "REALLY?" "COOKING IS ALL I KNOW." "COOKING IS ALL I KNOW." "I MEAN, I DON'T WANT" "I MEAN, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING ELSE BUT THEN TO BE" "ANYTHING ELSE BUT THEN TO BE A HEAD CHEF." "A HEAD CHEF." "I MEAN, YOU KNOW THIS." "I MEAN, YOU KNOW THIS." "ENOUGH WITH NOTHING BUT" "ENOUGH WITH NOTHING BUT THERE IS ANOTHER WAY." "THERE IS ANOTHER WAY." "WHAT ABOUT OPENING A PLACE" "WHAT ABOUT OPENING A PLACE OF YOUR OWN?" "OF YOUR OWN?" "LOOK, I'M SLEEPING ON YOUR" "LOOK, I'M SLEEPING ON YOUR SOFA BECAUSE MY POWER" "SOFA BECAUSE MY POWER JUST GOT SHUT OFF." "JUST GOT SHUT OFF." "ALRIGHT, I GOT SIX WORDS FOR" "ALRIGHT, I GOT SIX WORDS FOR YOU MY FRIEND, I'M POOR." "YOU MY FRIEND, I'M POOR." "LOOK, YOU'RE A BORN" "LOOK, YOU'RE A BORN LEADER." "LEADER." "ALRIGHT, I'M A BORN" "ALRIGHT, I'M A BORN FOLLOWER." "FOLLOWER." "YOU TELL ME TO CUT A BUSHELL" "YOU TELL ME TO CUT A BUSHELL OF CARROT AND I'M CARROT" "OF CARROT AND I'M CARROT CHOPPING MOTHERFUCKER," "CHOPPING MOTHERFUCKER, BUT YOU, YOU GOT THE TALENT" "BUT YOU, YOU GOT THE TALENT AND THE VISION TO BE" "AND THE VISION TO BE A HEAD CHEF." "AND ONE DAY, SOMEBODY'S GONNA REALIZE THAT." "GONNA REALIZE THAT." "SO, WHAT, THAT'S IT?" "SO, WHAT, THAT'S IT?" "I JUST PACK UP MY KNIVES" "I JUST PACK UP MY KNIVES AND GO HOME?" "AND GO HOME?" "NO." "NO." "THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING." "THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING." "USE THIS NDS THING AS A" "USE THIS NDS THING AS A SABBATICAL, A CHANCE, FOR" "SABBATICAL, A CHANCE, FOR YOU TO CLIMB OUT OF DEBT AND" "YOU TO CLIMB OUT OF DEBT AND USE THAT MONEY TO GO TO" "USE THAT MONEY TO GO TO CULINARY SCHOOL OR EVEN" "CULINARY SCHOOL OR EVEN BETTER, INVEST IT IN YOUR" "BETTER, INVEST IT IN YOUR OWN PLACE." "OWN PLACE." "MAKE IT HAPPEN." "PLEASE TELL ME, YOU DON'T CALL YOUR DICK THE BIG" "CALL YOUR DICK THE BIG WAHLBERG." "WAHLBERG." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] YES I DO." "YES I DO." "♪ MUSIC SO, HOW DID YOU KNOW?" "SO, HOW DID YOU KNOW?" "STEFANO." "STEFANO." "YEAH, A MOTHER ALWAYS" "YEAH, A MOTHER ALWAYS KNOWS." "KNOWS." "I GET IT." "IF YOU ASK ME, YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HER." "BETTER OFF WITHOUT HER." "SO I'VE BEEN TOLD." "HEY MA?" "YEAH?" "LOOK, I'M GONNA NEED TO TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER." "LOOK, I'LL GET IT BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I CAN, OKAY?" "YOU AS SOON AS I CAN, OKAY?" "PASS ME THE GARLIC." "[SIGHS] YOU KNOW, I GOT A JOB OFFER" "YOU KNOW, I GOT A JOB OFFER THE OTHER DAY." "THE OTHER DAY." "OHH, YOU SEE?" "OHH, YOU SEE?" "THINGS WORK OUT." "THINGS WORK OUT." "YEAH, WELL IT'S AT NDS." "YEAH, WELL IT'S AT NDS." "OH, THAT'S GREAT STEVEN." "OH, THAT'S GREAT STEVEN." "GREAT?" "WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING DAD'S PUNCH?" "DAD'S PUNCH?" "YOU JUST ASKED YOUR MOTHER" "YOU JUST ASKED YOUR MOTHER FOR MONEY, THINGS MUST" "FOR MONEY, THINGS MUST BE BAD." "BE BAD." "WELL, THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD," "WELL, THEY'RE NOT THAT BAD, I JUST..." "I JUST..." "I WAS COUNTING ON THE" "I WAS COUNTING ON THE PROMOTION." "PROMOTION." "SO WHAT DID MARK SAY?" "SO WHAT DID MARK SAY?" "MARK THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY AT" "MARK THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY AT FIRST BUT NOW, NOT SO MUCH." "FIRST BUT NOW, NOT SO MUCH." "AH, SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD" "AH, SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER IT." "CONSIDER IT." "YEAH, DELIVERING A BUNCH OF" "YEAH, DELIVERING A BUNCH OF FUCKING BOXES." "FUCKING BOXES." "HEY, WORK IS WORK AND" "HEY, WORK IS WORK AND WATCH YOUR MOUTH, RESPECT." "WATCH YOUR MOUTH, RESPECT." "WHAT I'D SAY?" "WHAT I'D SAY?" "AH." "AH." "I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANNA BE," "LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANNA BE, YOU KNOW, A UNION GUY" "YOU KNOW, A UNION GUY LIKE DAD." "LIKE DAD." "A BUNCH OF BLUE-COLLAR CRAP." "A BUNCH OF BLUE-COLLAR CRAP." "I MEAN, IT'S NOT MY DREAM" "I MEAN, IT'S NOT MY DREAM COME TRUE." "COME TRUE." "I COULD JUST HEAR AS I TOLD" "I COULD JUST HEAR AS I TOLD YOU SO AS NOW." "YOU SO AS NOW." "YOU WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST" "YOU WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST PERSON TO PUT YOUR DREAMS" "PERSON TO PUT YOUR DREAMS ON HOLD." "ON HOLD." "PLEASE..." "NO, LOOK AT HIM." "COME ON." "COME ON." "LOOK AT HIM." "LOOK AT HIM." "YOU THINK HE WANTED TO COME" "YOU THINK HE WANTED TO COME TO NEW YORK, BUT HE DID IT" "TO NEW YORK, BUT HE DID IT FOR ME AND YOU." "FOR ME AND YOU." "HE KNOW IT WOULD MEAN A" "HE KNOW IT WOULD MEAN A BETTER LIFE FOR US, PERIOD." "BETTER LIFE FOR US, PERIOD." "DID YOU EVER HEAR HIM" "DID YOU EVER HEAR HIM COMPLAIN ABOUT THE OVERTIME" "COMPLAIN ABOUT THE OVERTIME HE HAD TO PUT IN TO FEED US?" "HE HAD TO PUT IN TO FEED US?" "THAT'S DIFFERENT." "THAT'S DIFFERENT." "YOU SPOKE, NOW YOU LISTEN." "YOU SPOKE, NOW YOU LISTEN." "IT'S NOT DIFFERENT." "IT'S NOT DIFFERENT." "IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME." "IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME." "HE HAD TO FIGURE IT OUT." "HE HAD TO FIGURE IT OUT." "HE HAD TO TAKE A SECOND JOB" "HE HAD TO TAKE A SECOND JOB DRIVING A CAB SO HE COULD" "DRIVING A CAB SO HE COULD PUT THE DOWN PAYMENT ON THIS" "PUT THE DOWN PAYMENT ON THIS HOUSE, NOT BECAUSE HE WANTED" "HOUSE, NOT BECAUSE HE WANTED IT, BECAUSE HE WANTED YOU TO" "IT, BECAUSE HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM IN A REAL" "HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM IN A REAL HOME, NOT SOME APARTMENT." "HOME, NOT SOME APARTMENT." "AH, MADONNA MIA, HE HAS HIS" "AH, MADONNA MIA, HE HAS HIS FLAWS BUT HE LOVES YOU." "FLAWS BUT HE LOVES YOU." "HE LOVES US." "HE LOVES US." "HE DOESN'T ALWAYS SAY IT," "HE DOESN'T ALWAYS SAY IT, BUT HE SHOWS IT WITH HIS" "BUT HE SHOWS IT WITH HIS ACTIONS, HUH, HUH, HUH?" "ACTIONS, HUH, HUH, HUH?" "HE FIGURED IT OUT." "HE FIGURED IT OUT." "THAT'S WHAT MEN DO." "THAT'S WHAT MEN DO." "AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I" "AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECT OF YOU." "EXPECT OF YOU." "SO STOP BEING SUCH A..." "SO STOP BEING SUCH A..." "BEING, BEING A PUSSY." "BEING, BEING A PUSSY." "MA!" "MA!" "I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S" "I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG AT ALL WITH" "NOTHING WRONG AT ALL WITH THE WAY YOUR FATHER HAS" "THE WAY YOUR FATHER HAS LIVED HIS LIFE." "LIVED HIS LIFE." "I'M NOT SAYING THERE IS." "I'M JUST SAYING IT'S NOT FOR ME." "FOR ME." "MAYBE A COLD DAY IN HELL" "MAYBE A COLD DAY IN HELL BEFORE I WORK AT NDS." "BEFORE I WORK AT NDS." "YES SIR." "IT JUST WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO HAVE A HEADS UP." "TO HAVE A HEADS UP." "YEAH, STANDING RIGHT IN" "YEAH, STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME." "I'LL GET HIM STARTED RIGHT AWAY." "A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!" "WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND LOMBARDO?" "LOMBARDO?" "I..." "I..." "JUST THINKING IT'S A COLD DAY." "IT'S 85 DEGREES AND IT'S NOT EVEN 8:00 AM." "NOT EVEN 8:00 AM." "IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION, SIR." "THANKS TO YOU, NOW MY NEPHEW'S EMPLOYMENT" "NEPHEW'S EMPLOYMENT IS ON HOLD WITH US." "IS ON HOLD WITH US." "[CHUCKLES]" "[CHUCKLES] I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU KNOW," "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU KNOW, BUT THIS IS BULLSHIT." "LET'S GO." "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "SO WE ALL CAUGHT UP?" "I WOULD'VE BEEN 20 MINUTES LATE IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR" "LATE IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR MY EXCELLENT DRIVING" "MY EXCELLENT DRIVING ABILITY." "ABILITY." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "[PANTING] [INDISTINCT] COME BY?" "[INDISTINCT] COME BY?" "THEY GOT LOCKED OUT" "THEY GOT LOCKED OUT TODAY." "TODAY." "[PANTING]" "[PANTING] ALRIGHT." "I HAD A CALL LAST NIGHT WITH THAT BRUNETTE." "WITH THAT BRUNETTE." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] WHO PACKED THAT TODAY," "WHO PACKED THAT TODAY, RAY CHARLES?" "RAY CHARLES?" "THAT GOOD, HUH?" "THAT GOOD, HUH?" "YOU KNOW ME BILLY." "YOU KNOW ME BILLY." "I'M PARTIALLY BLIND." "I'M PARTIALLY BLIND." "YOUR PARTIAL TO ANYTHING" "YOUR PARTIAL TO ANYTHING WITH TWO LEGS AND A PULSE." "WITH TWO LEGS AND A PULSE." "HOW QUICK YOU FORGET" "HOW QUICK YOU FORGET RUTH." "RUTH." "I SAID TWO LEGS, SHE WAS" "I SAID TWO LEGS, SHE WAS MISSING AN ARM." "MISSING AN ARM." "POINT TAKEN." "POINT TAKEN." "[CHUCKLES]" "OH, SORRY." "OH VINNIE." "♪ MUSIC" "♪ MUSIC NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US TODAY." "NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US TODAY." "LISTEN CHET, I CAN EXPLAIN." "LISTEN CHET, I CAN EXPLAIN." "SAVE IT." "SAVE IT." "YOUR ALWAYS THE LAST ONE OUTTA" "YOUR ALWAYS THE LAST ONE OUTTA THE DEPO AND THAT BUYS YOU" "THE DEPO AND THAT BUYS YOU ONE F-N-G." "ONE F-N-G." "F-N-G?" "F-N-G?" "THAT WOULD BE YOU." "THAT WOULD BE YOU." "I ALWAYS GET THE F-N-GS." "'CAUSE YOU KEEP EARNING THEM." "THEM." "NOW, GET GOING." "♪ MUSIC [WHISTLES]" "GOOD LUCK." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "HOW MUCH CAN YOU SQUAT?" "FOLLOW ME." "PUT YOUR NUMBER IN THERE." "UNDER F-N-G." "WHY NOT JUST PUT UNDER MY NAME?" "MY NAME?" "DON'T ASK QUESTIONS," "DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST DO IT." "THERE'S ALREADY AN FNG IN HERE." "IN HERE." "SO THEN MAKE IT FNG2, 3, 4," "SO THEN MAKE IT FNG2, 3, 4, 5, I DON'T CARE." "5, I DON'T CARE." "ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "I'M IN UNDER FNG9." "I'M IN UNDER FNG9." "AND SO IT GOES." "AND SO IT GOES." "YOU'LL BE FOREVER KNOWN" "YOU'LL BE FOREVER KNOWN AS FNG9ER." "AS FNG9ER." "NOW, SIT BACK, BUCKLE UP," "NOW, SIT BACK, BUCKLE UP, AND PAY ATTENTION ROOKIE." "AND PAY ATTENTION ROOKIE." "♪ MUSIC CLOSE THE DOOR." "♪ MUSIC HEY, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?" "HEY, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?" "NO." "NO." "[CAR ENGINE STARTS]" "[CAR ENGINE STARTS]" "♪ MUSIC GUPTA." "GUPTA." "VINNIE." "VINNIE." "HOW DOES IT DANGLE?" "HOW DOES IT DANGLE?" "NO, NO GUPTA," "NO, NO GUPTA, HOW'S IT HANGING?" "HOW'S IT HANGING?" "OH YES, YES, YES." "OH YES, YES, YES." "HOW DOES IT HANG?" "WE'RE GONNA WORK ON THAT, ALRIGHT?" "ALRIGHT?" "YES, FOR CERTAIN." "HEY GUPTA, I'M GONNA NEED TWO TODAY." "TWO TODAY." "I WANT YOU TO MEET STEVE." "I WANT YOU TO MEET STEVE." "NICE MEETING YOU STEVE." "NICE MEETING YOU STEVE." "COFFEE, REGULAR?" "COFFEE, REGULAR?" "SOUNDS GOOD." "SOUNDS GOOD." "SO, I'VE BEEN HELPING" "SO, I'VE BEEN HELPING GUPTA OUT WITH THE FINER" "GUPTA OUT WITH THE FINER POINTS OF THE ENGLISH" "POINTS OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE." "LANGUAGE." "REALLY?" "REALLY?" "HEY, GIVE HIM A BREAK," "HEY, GIVE HIM A BREAK, ALRIGHT?" "ALRIGHT?" "HE WASN'T BORN IN THIS COUNTRY." "HE WASN'T BORN IN THIS COUNTRY." "HE DIDN'T HAVE MRS. WOJEHOWSKI" "HE DIDN'T HAVE MRS. WOJEHOWSKI FOR NINTH GRADE ENGLISH." "FOR NINTH GRADE ENGLISH." "NO DOUBLE NEGATIVE." "NO DOUBLE NEGATIVE." "I'LL MAKE IT A TRIPLE NEGATIVE," "I'LL MAKE IT A TRIPLE NEGATIVE, IF YOU MAKE IT A B+." "IF YOU MAKE IT A B+." "FORGET ABOUT IT." "FORGET ABOUT IT." "THERE YOU GO BROTHERS." "ALRIGHT, YOU'RE THE MAN GUPTA." "GUPTA." "THANK YOU VINNIE," "THANK YOU VINNIE, YOU'RE A MAN AS WELL." "YOU'RE A MAN AS WELL." "SEE YOU TOMORROW." "SEE YOU TOMORROW." "ARRIVEDERCI." "ARRIVEDERCI." "CIAO VINNIE." "CIAO VINNIE." "CIAO STEVE." "CIAO STEVE." "I LOVE PASTA." "I LOVE PASTA." "MEATBALLS." "MEATBALLS." "♪ MUSIC" "FNG, IT'S FUCKING NEW GUY." "HOW YOU DOING?" "I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I?" "THAT'S IT, RIGHT?" "THAT'S IT, RIGHT?" "THAT'S WHAT FNG STANDS FOR." "ARE WE CLEAR?" "ARE YOU NUTS?" "ARE YOU NUTS?" "ARE WE CLEAR?" "ARE WE CLEAR?" "YEAH, I MEAN WE'RE CLEAR." "ALRIGHT." "WHAT IS ALL THAT ABOUT?" "WHAT IS ALL THAT ABOUT?" "NOTHING, NOTHING." "NOTHING, NOTHING." "GREAT." "IT'S MY FIRST DAY HERE AND YOU'RE GONNA GET ME FIRED." "YOU'RE GONNA GET ME FIRED." "RELAX." "RELAX." "IT'S NOT LIKE I SLASHED THEM." "OH, THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, HUH?" "♪ MUSIC" "HEY, ANNETTE, IT'S VIN." "YEAH BABY." "YEAH BABY." "SEND IT ON DOWN." "ARE WE GONNA BUZZ OR WHAT?" "THE HELL WAS THAT?" "THE KEY." "THE KEY." "I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT." "PLEASE TAKE ME." "[KEYS CLANKING]" "JUST NEED A SIGNATURE." "♪ INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC MS. DIAZ, GOING ALL THE WAY..." "MS. DIAZ, GOING ALL THE WAY..." "YOU'RE NOT VINN." "YOU'RE NOT VINN." "AH, I..." "AH, I..." "I THINK THIS IS YOURS?" "I THINK THIS IS YOURS?" "OH, THANK YOU." "OH, THANK YOU." "IT'S MY FAVORITE." "UM, I GOT..." "PACKAGE." "PACKAGE." "I CAN SEE THAT." "I CAN SEE THAT." "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE IT" "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE IT FROM YOU OUT HERE IN THE" "FROM YOU OUT HERE IN THE HALL OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO" "HALL OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME INSIDE AND GIVE IT TO ME?" "COME INSIDE AND GIVE IT TO ME?" "I'LL JUST GIVE IT TO YOU..." "I'LL JUST GIVE IT TO YOU..." "HERE." "HERE." "ARE YOU SURE?" "ARE YOU SURE?" "I JUST GOT A NEW NIGHTY FROM" "I JUST GOT A NEW NIGHTY FROM TEDDY'S TANTRIC TREASURES" "TEDDY'S TANTRIC TREASURES AND I'D LOVE TO MODEL THAT" "AND I'D LOVE TO MODEL THAT FOR YOU." "FOR YOU." "MAYBE..." "MAYBE..." "MAYBE ANOTHER TIME." "MAYBE ANOTHER TIME." "OH THAT'S TOO BAD." "OH THAT'S TOO BAD." "IF YOU COULD JUST..." "IF YOU COULD JUST..." "SO SMALL I COULD JUST TUCK" "SO SMALL I COULD JUST TUCK YOU INSIDE." "YOU INSIDE." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] I'LL TELL YOU WHAT," "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU SIGN AND THEN JUST..." "YOU SIGN AND THEN JUST..." "JUST..." "JUST..." "GREAT." "GREAT." "MY NAME'S ANNETTE." "MY NAME'S ANNETTE." "I'M STEVE." "IT'S A PLEASURE." "THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE." "[GIGGLES]" "WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD, FNG9ER." "WHOA!" "♪ MUSIC HEY CHET, HOW YOU DOING?" "HOW ARE YOU?" "IT'S VINNIE." "IT'S VINNIE." "YEAH, HOW'S IT GOING?" "YEAH, HOW'S IT GOING?" "HUH?" "HUH?" "HOW'S IT..." "HOW'S IT..." "HOW'S IT..." "HOW'S IT GOING WITH LEARNING WITH THE OTHER HAND?" "WITH THE OTHER HAND?" "ALRIGHT?" "ALRIGHT?" "GOOD, GOOD, THAT'S GOOD." "GOOD, GOOD, THAT'S GOOD." "HEY LISTEN, I GOT TO TELL" "HEY LISTEN, I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY" "YOU, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY NOT USED TO IT BUT I" "NOT USED TO IT BUT I COULDN'T TELL THE" "COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE." "DIFFERENCE." "THAT WAS VERY GOOD FOR ME." "THAT WAS VERY GOOD FOR ME." "YEAH." "YEAH." "[TAPPING]" "YEAH, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT." "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU UP ON THAT." "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU UP ON THAT." "GOOD." "GOOD." "ALRIGHT." "LISTEN, I GOTTA GO NOW." "YOU..." "YOU..." "YOU BE GOOD, ALRIGHT?" "YOU BE GOOD, ALRIGHT?" "ALRIGHT, CIAO RUTH." "ALRIGHT, CIAO RUTH." "BYE-BYE." "ANY SURPRISES WITH THIS PLACE?" "PLACE?" "THE GUY WHO RUNS IT" "THE GUY WHO RUNS IT IS A JACKASS." "IS A JACKASS." "OH, SURPRISE, A JACKASS IN" "OH, SURPRISE, A JACKASS IN THE RESTAURANT INDUSTRY." "THE RESTAURANT INDUSTRY." "IS THE FOOD ANY GOOD?" "IS THE FOOD ANY GOOD?" "NEVER HAD IT." "NEVER HAD IT." "♪ MUSIC [INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING] THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE." "THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE." "GIVE YOUR BEST SHOT." "EXCUSE ME SENIOR." "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] SI." "SI." "SI." "[LAUGHTER]" "MY NAME IS LORENZO, YOU CAN CALL ME ENZO." "YOU CAN CALL ME ENZO." "OH MY NAME IS STEVE," "OH MY NAME IS STEVE, YOU CAN CALL ME STEVE." "YOU CAN CALL ME STEVE." "I LIKE STEFANO BETTER." "SI." "GRAZIE." "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "AND NOW IS YOUR CHANCE." "FOR WHAT?" "FOR WHAT?" "WE JUST GOT OFFERED LUNCH" "WE JUST GOT OFFERED LUNCH ON THE HOUSE." "ON THE HOUSE." "YOUR SHITTING ME." "YOUR SHITTING ME." "I GUESS YOU TAKE CARE OF" "I GUESS YOU TAKE CARE OF THE COFFEE AND THE FNG" "THE COFFEE AND THE FNG WILL TAKE CARE OF THE FOOD," "WILL TAKE CARE OF THE FOOD, RIGHT?" "SO, ABOUT A WEEK BEFORE THE WEDDING, I FIND OUT" "WEDDING, I FIND OUT SHE USED TO BE A GUY." "THAT IS THE CLOSEST I EVER CAME TO 'I DO'." "THESE ARE REALLY GOOD." "WHAT THEY CALL THEM THIS?" "WHAT THEY CALL THEM THIS?" "SWEET BREADS." "SWEET BREADS." "I DIDN'T KNOW BREAD COULD" "I DIDN'T KNOW BREAD COULD BE SO SWEET." "BE SO SWEET." "OH, IT'S NOT BREAD AND" "OH, IT'S NOT BREAD AND IT'S NOT SWEET, IT'S SAVORY." "IT'S NOT SWEET, IT'S SAVORY." "WHATEVER." "WHATEVER." "SO, IF IT'S NOT BREAD," "SO, IF IT'S NOT BREAD, WHAT IS IT?" "WHAT IS IT?" "IT'S THE THYMUS GLAND" "IT'S THE THYMUS GLAND OF A CALF." "SO, GENTLEMEN, HOW IS EVERYTHING?" "WELL, VINNIE IS PARTIAL TO THE SWEET BREADS." "TO THE SWEET BREADS." "IT'S VERY GOOD." "[LAUGHTER]" "I LOVE THE SQUID IN PASTA." "I GET A SUBTLE TASTE OF" "I GET A SUBTLE TASTE OF BOTTARGA BUT IT'S OFFSET BY" "BOTTARGA BUT IT'S OFFSET BY THE HINT OF SOMETHING SWEET." "THE HINT OF SOMETHING SWEET." "IS, IS IT..." "IS, IS IT..." "RAISINS?" "RAISINS?" "BRAVO." "BRAVO." "YOU HAVE A VERY REFINED" "YOU HAVE A VERY REFINED PALATE, STEFANO." "PALATE, STEFANO." "THAT WOULD STUMP MOST" "THAT WOULD STUMP MOST FOODS CRITICS." "FOODS CRITICS." "ALL CREDIT GOES TO MY MOTHER." "ALL CREDIT GOES TO MY MOTHER." "YOU HAVE TO BRING HER IN" "YOU HAVE TO BRING HER IN SOMETIME." "SOMETIME." "GRAZIE ASSAI, LORENZO." "GRAZIE ASSAI, LORENZO." "ENZO." "ENZO." "ENZO." "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD ME EAT COW BALLS." "EAT COW BALLS." "IT'S NOT COW BALLS." "LOOK, CHECK IT OUT." "♪ MUSIC CALLIENTE URBANO BABY!" "CALLIENTE URBANO BABY!" "HOT TIME IN THE SUMMER." "HOT TIME IN THE SUMMER." "WHAT IS IT WITH THIS" "WHAT IS IT WITH THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?" "NEIGHBORHOOD?" "SEE ALL THESE FACTORIES?" "SEE ALL THESE FACTORIES?" "THEY BECAME PORNO STUDIOS" "THEY BECAME PORNO STUDIOS AND CASTING AGENTS MAN." "AND CASTING AGENTS MAN." "WHAT, SO MODESTY LEFT" "WHAT, SO MODESTY LEFT WITH ALL THE FACTORIES?" "IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY." "GOD BLESS AMERICA." "LISTEN, IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, YOU LET ME KNOW." "I'M VERY GOOD WITH THE ADDRESSES AROUND HERE." "ADDRESSES AROUND HERE." "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO GO." "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO GO." "THIS WAY, THAT WAY." "THIS WAY, THAT WAY." "IT'S ALL GOOD." "IT'S ALL GOOD." "[LAUGHTER]" "THE TRUCK BACK AND GRAB A BEER?" "BEER?" "UM, NO IT'S COOL." "UM, NO IT'S COOL." "I MEAN, I'M..." "I'M A LITTLE TIGHT ON CASH, SO..." "SO..." "SINCE IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY," "SINCE IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY, I'LL BUY." "I'LL BUY." "REALLY VINNIE," "REALLY VINNIE, I APPRECIATE IT, BUT I'M..." "I APPRECIATE IT, BUT I'M..." "I'M GONNA TAKE A RAIN CHECK." "I'M GONNA TAKE A RAIN CHECK." "I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS" "I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS BUT I'M PULLING RANK," "BUT I'M PULLING RANK, YOU'RE HAVING THAT BEER." "YOU'RE HAVING THAT BEER." "RANK." "RANK." "I MEAN SOMETHING SMELLS." "I BET YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS." "PENIS." "AH, YOU KNOW," "AH, YOU KNOW, BUT I'M VERY NICE." "BUT I'M VERY NICE." "♪ MUSIC MIGHT STILL HAVE ONE?" "MIGHT STILL HAVE ONE?" "YEAH, THANKS BEAUTIFUL." "WHAT ABOUT YOU, STEVE?" "NO, I'M GOOD." "NO, I'M GOOD." "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL NINA." "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL NINA." "YOU'RE HOT VINN." "YOU'RE HOT VINN." "THANK YOU, THANK YOU" "THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "VERY MUCH." "HOW HOT IS SHE?" "HER TRIGGER IS THE HAIR FLIP." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "ALRIGHT, YOU CARE TO ELABORATE?" "ELABORATE?" "EVERY GIRL HAS AT LEAST" "EVERY GIRL HAS AT LEAST ONE THING ABOUT HER," "ONE THING ABOUT HER, TRIGGERS A REACTION FROM A GUY." "TRIGGERS A REACTION FROM A GUY." "ALRIGHT, SEE THAT GIRL" "ALRIGHT, SEE THAT GIRL IN THERE?" "IN THERE?" "TRIGGERS THE SHOES." "TRIGGERS THE SHOES." "WHAT, SO YOU'RE A FOOT GUY?" "NO, IT'S NOT JUST THE FOOT, IT'S THE WHOLE" "FOOT, IT'S THE WHOLE PACKAGE." "PACKAGE." "THE OPEN-TOED SHOE," "THE OPEN-TOED SHOE, THE PEDI, THE WAY THE" "THE PEDI, THE WAY THE PATENT LEATHER KINDA" "PATENT LEATHER KINDA WRAPS AROUND THE FOOT," "WRAPS AROUND THE FOOT, SHE'S SENDING A MESSAGE." "SHE'S SENDING A MESSAGE." "WHAT MESSAGE IS THAT?" "ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THE..." "THE BLONDE THAT JUST" "THE BLONDE THAT JUST WALKED BY?" "WALKED BY?" "WHAT'S HER TRIGGER?" "WHAT'S HER TRIGGER?" "IT'S THE EYES." "IT'S THE EYES." "HER EYES?" "HER EYES?" "NO, IT'S HER RACK," "NO, IT'S HER RACK, GOTTA LOVE LOW RIDERS." "GOTTA LOVE LOW RIDERS." "[LAUGHTER]" "ALRIGHT, IT'S YOUR TURN BRO." "THE GIRL OVER THERE," "THE GIRL OVER THERE, IN THE BOOTH RIGHT?" "IN THE BOOTH RIGHT?" "SHE'S FACING US." "SHE'S FACING US." "OH DAMN." "OH DAMN." "RIGHT?" "RIGHT?" "NICE." "NICE." "SO, WHAT'S HER TRIGGER?" "SO, WHAT'S HER TRIGGER?" "IT'S HER SMILE." "HER SMILE, THAT'S IT?" "DEFINITELY." "DEFINITELY." "ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS" "WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT." "YOUR BOAT." "THAT'S THE GREAT THING" "THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT MY THEORY." "A GIRL COULD HAVE MULTIPLE TRIGGERS, RIGHT?" "TRIGGERS, RIGHT?" "SENDING YOU OFF IN ONE" "SENDING YOU OFF IN ONE DIRECTION, SOMEONE ELSE" "DIRECTION, SOMEONE ELSE-- HELLO?" "HELLO?" "HEY." "HEY." "HEY." "HEY." "MY BOY DOESN'T MESS AROUND." "I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?" "THIS IS ZOE, THIS IS STEVEN." "THIS IS ZOE, THIS IS STEVEN." "WE USED TO WORK TOGETHER." "WE USED TO WORK TOGETHER." "YEAH, HOW ARE THINGS" "YEAH, HOW ARE THINGS THERE?" "THERE?" "THINGS ARE GOOD." "THINGS ARE GOOD." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?" "I..." "I..." "I GOT A..." "A NEW GIG." "I GOT A..." "A NEW GIG." "YEAH?" "YEAH?" "SO, WHERE IS BRAD," "SO, WHERE IS BRAD, IS HE HERE?" "IS HE HERE?" "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] NO, HE'S NOT HERE." "NO, HE'S NOT HERE." "ALRIGHT, WELL, I'M JUST" "ALRIGHT, WELL, I'M JUST HAVING A DRINK WITH MY" "HAVING A DRINK WITH MY FRIEND AND I SAW YOU OVER" "FRIEND AND I SAW YOU OVER HERE." "HERE." "SO, THOUGHT I'D JUST COME" "SO, THOUGHT I'D JUST COME SAY HELLO." "SAY HELLO." "WELL, MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU" "WELL, MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU AROUND." "AROUND." "YEAH." "YEAH." "COOL." "HELLO?" "HELLO?" "SURPRISE!" "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] YOU SCARED THE CRAP" "YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME." "OUT OF ME." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] SORRY, SORRY." "SORRY, SORRY." "MA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "MA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "HOW DID YOU GUYS GET IN?" "HOW DID YOU GUYS GET IN?" "MONA LET US IN." "MONA LET US IN." "YOU KNOW, IT'S NO WONDER" "YOU KNOW, IT'S NO WONDER YOUR SUCH A SWEET BOY, YOUR" "YOUR SUCH A SWEET BOY, YOUR PARENTS ARE SO [INDISTINCT]" "PARENTS ARE SO [INDISTINCT] SO, WE WANTED TO KNOW HOW" "SO, WE WANTED TO KNOW HOW YOUR FIRST DAY WENT." "YOUR FIRST DAY WENT." "YOU KNOW, I DO HAVE A" "YOU KNOW, I DO HAVE A PHONE, MOM." "PHONE, MOM." "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]" "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]" "CAN WE DO THIS ANOTHER TIME?" "I'M TIRED." "I'M TIRED." "WE CAME ALL THE WAY" "WE CAME ALL THE WAY OVER HERE." "OVER HERE." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] ALRIGHT FINE, SO MY" "ALRIGHT FINE, SO MY FIRST DAY..." "FIRST DAY..." "...I DELIVERED BOXES TO A ...I DELIVERED BOXES TO A BUNCH OF FREAKS." "BUNCH OF FREAKS." "ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "GOOD, GOOD, THAT'S GOOD." "GOOD, GOOD, THAT'S GOOD." "HELLO MARK!" "HELLO MARK!" "OH, IT'S A PARTY!" "OH, IT'S A PARTY!" "HEY MRS. LUMBARDO?" "HEY MRS. LUMBARDO?" "MR. LUMBARDO." "MR. LUMBARDO." "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "[SPEAKING ITALIAN] [INDISTINCT]" "[INDISTINCT] STEVE'S FAMOUS VEAL CHOPS." "STEVE'S FAMOUS VEAL CHOPS." "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "YOU'RE GONNA SAY HI TO STEVE." "STEVE." "HI MR. STEVIE SLEEPYHEAD." "HI MR. STEVIE SLEEPYHEAD." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] WHO'S THIS?" "WHO'S THIS?" "THIS IS MRS. WEINBAUM," "THIS IS MRS. WEINBAUM, MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR." "MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "THIS IS MARK, MY CLUNK OF" "THIS IS MARK, MY CLUNK OF A FRIEND." "A FRIEND." "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "ALRIGHT LISTEN, LISTEN, ARE YOU IN ON THIS?" "I'M NOT REALLY IN ON IT, BUT LISTEN, YOU CAN COOK AND" "BUT LISTEN, YOU CAN COOK AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME." "TALK AT THE SAME TIME." "WHO'S DRINKING?" "WHO'S DRINKING?" "WHO'S HAVING A WINE?" "WHO'S HAVING A WINE?" "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]" "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "MMM..." "VOICEOVER:" "MMM..." "STEVE'S FAMOUS VEAL CHOPS." "STEVE'S FAMOUS VEAL CHOPS." "MM-MM-MM..." "GOOD MORNING BOSS, HOW ARE YOU?" "HOW ARE YOU?" "JESUS, WELCOME JESUS." "JESUS, WELCOME JESUS." "ALRIGHT." "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FNG," "WORRY ABOUT THE FNG, HE'S IN GOOD HANDS." "HE'S IN GOOD HANDS." "♪ MUSIC YO, JAMES." "YO, JAMES." "OH, THERE SHE IS." "OH, THERE SHE IS." "[CHUCKLES]" "[CHUCKLES] SWEETIE." "ALRIGHT, GO AHEAD, DO YOUR THING." "DO YOUR THING." "FINE." "SO, I'M GONNA DO ALL THE WORK?" "WORK?" "YEAH, YOU DO ALL THE WORK." "YEAH, YOU DO ALL THE WORK." "FNG." "FNG." "♪ MUSIC WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "YOU DO IT." "YOU DO IT." "ME DO IT?" "ME DO IT?" "YEAH, I'LL TAKE THE DOG." "YEAH, I'LL TAKE THE DOG." "[DOG WHIMPER]" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "DELIVER THE PACKAGE." "DELIVER THE PACKAGE." "COME ON." "COME ON." "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "SMILEY FROM LAST NIGHT." "SMILEY FROM LAST NIGHT." "YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH, ALL RIGHT BRO." "YEAH, ALL RIGHT BRO." "YOU'RE GOLDEN." "YOU'RE GOLDEN." "GO AHEAD." "GO AHEAD." "COME ON VINNIE, I MEAN..." "COME ON VINNIE, I MEAN..." "GO." "[CANS FALLING/CLANKING] IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY." "IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY." "SORRY." "SORRY." "IT'S NOT A PROBLEM." "IT'S NOT A PROBLEM." "STEVEN." "STEVEN." "HEY." "HEY." "HEY." "HEY." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I'M WORKING." "I'M WORKING." "I SEE THAT, BUT I'M LIKE..." "I SEE THAT, BUT I'M LIKE..." "THIS IS THE NEW GIG?" "THIS IS THE NEW GIG?" "YEAH, THIS IS MY NEW GIG." "YEAH, THIS IS MY NEW GIG." "WHAT ABOUT YOU?" "WHEN DID YOU START WORKING HERE?" "HERE?" "UM, JUST LIKE A WEEK AGO." "UM, JUST LIKE A WEEK AGO." "I THOUGHT YOU'RE STILL" "I THOUGHT YOU'RE STILL WORKING AT THE RESTAURANT?" "WORKING AT THE RESTAURANT?" "YEAH, YEAH, I JUST..." "YEAH, YEAH, I JUST..." "I NEEDED SOME EXTRA MONEY," "I NEEDED SOME EXTRA MONEY, YOU KNOW, SO..." "YOU KNOW, SO..." "YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT." "YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT." "THIS IS..." "THIS IS..." "I MEAN, QUITE THE OUTFIT YOU" "I MEAN, QUITE THE OUTFIT YOU GOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW." "GOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW." "YEAH, THANKS." "YEAH, THANKS." "ITS COMPANY ISSUED." "ITS COMPANY ISSUED." "YOU WANNA DO THE HATTY HAT." "YOU WANNA DO THE HATTY HAT." "YEAH, LIKE THAT, YEAH." "GOOD GIRL, GOOD GIRL." "[LAUGHTER]" "YOU EVER GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THIS SECRET PAST" "ABOUT THIS SECRET PAST OF YOURS?" "WHATEVER." "SO, SMILEY UNDERSTOOD WHY" "SO, SMILEY UNDERSTOOD WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL HER" "YOU DIDN'T TELL HER THE TRUTH, RIGHT?" "THE TRUTH, RIGHT?" "I THINK SO." "I THINK SO." "WHY DIDN'T YOU" "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HER THE TRUTH?" "TELL HER THE TRUTH?" "I DON'T MEAN ANY" "I DON'T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT BUT..." "DISRESPECT BUT..." "I WAS KINDA EMBARRASSED." "I WAS KINDA EMBARRASSED." "I MEAN, DELIVERING BOXES" "I MEAN, DELIVERING BOXES WAS NEVER ON MY WISH LIST." "BRO, IF I COULD COOK LIKE THIS, YOU THINK I'D BE" "LIKE THIS, YOU THINK I'D BE SHLEPPING BOXES" "SHLEPPING BOXES AROUND ALL DAY?" "I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY OTHER OPTIONS RIGHT NOW." "OTHER OPTIONS RIGHT NOW." "AND THIS IS, THIS AIN'T" "AND THIS IS, THIS AIN'T BAD, YOU KNOW." "BAD, YOU KNOW." "IT'S NOT GREAT, FUCK," "IT'S LIKE THE BEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER HAD." "THING I'VE EVER HAD." "MM, IT'S FANTASTIC." "MM, IT'S FANTASTIC." "YOU REALLY MADE THIS?" "YOU REALLY MADE THIS?" "I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT." "I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT." "SO RESTAURANT PAY" "SO RESTAURANT PAY REALLY SUCKS, HUH?" "REALLY SUCKS, HUH?" "UNLESS YOU'RE TOP DOG," "UNLESS YOU'RE TOP DOG, YEAH." "SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT SMILEY?" "WARENOTGONNADO ANYTHING." "SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND AND, YOU KNOW, SO WE'RE JUST" "YOU KNOW, SO WE'RE JUST FRIENDS." "FRIENDS." "I MEAN, I JUST GOTTA DO MY" "I MEAN, I JUST GOTTA DO MY BEST TO FORGET ABOUT HER." "BEST TO FORGET ABOUT HER." "ALRIGHT." "I GOT SOMETHING THAT SHOULD HELP." "THAT SHOULD HELP." "♪ MUSIC BABY, FUCKING FEEL IT." "BABY, FUCKING FEEL IT." "I'M FEELING IT MAN." "I'M FEELING IT MAN." "I'M FEELING IT." "I'M FEELING IT." "AND REALLY POUT THOSE" "AND REALLY POUT THOSE LIPS BABY." "I WANNA FEEL YOU KISSING MY LENS." "MOVE TO THE CAMERA." "GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE" "GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE OF THAT." "A LITTLE BIT MORE OF THAT." "HELLO LADIES." "HELLO LADIES." "ALRIGHT, QUICKLY CHECK IN." "ALRIGHT, QUICKLY CHECK IN." "HI VINNIE." "HI VINNIE." "HOW ARE YOU?" "HOW ARE YOU?" "GOOD TO SEE YOU." "GOOD TO SEE YOU." "HOW ARE YOU DOING?" "HOW ARE YOU DOING?" "IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU." "IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU." "HOW YOU DOING?" "HOW YOU DOING?" "MITCH, WHAT'S GOING ON MAN," "MITCH, WHAT'S GOING ON MAN, HUH?" "HUH?" "GOT ANYTHING TO GO OUT" "GOT ANYTHING TO GO OUT TODAY?" "TODAY?" "VINNIE, YOU WANKER." "VINNIE, YOU WANKER." "YOU STOP BY HERE EVERY DAY" "YOU STOP BY HERE EVERY DAY AND YOU ASK ME THAT." "AND YOU ASK ME THAT." "SERIOUSLY GUYS, HOW MANY" "SERIOUSLY GUYS, HOW MANY PACKAGES DID YOU THINK I" "PACKAGES DID YOU THINK I SEND OUT EACH WEEK?" "SEND OUT EACH WEEK?" "WELL, YOU KNOW," "WELL, YOU KNOW, IT IS MY JOB TO ASK." "IT IS MY JOB TO ASK." "AND BESIDES I JUST CRAVE YOUR" "AND BESIDES I JUST CRAVE YOUR WINNING PERSONALITY." "WINNING PERSONALITY." "THAT IS BULLOCKS" "THAT IS BULLOCKS AND YOU KNOW IT." "AND YOU KNOW IT." "YOU'RE HERE TO SEE TITS." "YOU'RE HERE TO SEE TITS." "JUST LIKE THE MAILMEN," "JUST LIKE THE MAILMEN, THE LUNCH DELIVERY KID, AND" "THE LUNCH DELIVERY KID, AND EVERY OTHER DELIVERY GUY." "EVERY OTHER DELIVERY GUY." "JUST DOING MY JOB MITCH." "JUST DOING MY JOB MITCH." "SHOULD WE BE WORRIED ABOUT" "SHOULD WE BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR FRIEND PEWEE," "YOUR FRIEND PEWEE, AT TOSSIN' OFF OR SOMETHIN'?" "AT TOSSIN' OFF OR SOMETHIN'?" "OH, SORRY." "OH, SORRY." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "NICE TO MEET YOU SON." "NICE TO MEET YOU SON." "SO, ARE ALL NDS GUYS" "SO, ARE ALL NDS GUYS THIS GOOD-LOOKING?" "THIS GOOD-LOOKING?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "I MEAN, NO." "I MEAN, NO." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "SO YOUNG, SO FRESH." "SO YOUNG, SO FRESH." "I'M STEVE." "I'M STEVE." "I'M THE..." "I'M THE..." "THE NEW GUY." "THE NEW GUY." "IT'S MY SECOND DAY." "IT'S MY SECOND DAY." "OH, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU," "OH, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, STEVE." "WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT, SAY SATURDAY NIGHT?" "ABOUT IT, SAY SATURDAY NIGHT?" "THIS..." "THIS..." "THIS SATURDAY?" "THIS SATURDAY?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "WELL, THANKS FOR STOPPING" "WELL, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, GUYS." "BY, GUYS." "YEAH, NO PROBLEM." "SO?" "I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT REBECCA." "[ELEVATOR BELL]" "♪ MUSIC [LAUGHTER]" "WHY..." "WHY GIRLS CAN'T JUST GET" "WHY GIRLS CAN'T JUST GET BRAINS AND LOOKS?" "YOU KNOW, SHE'S A PLAYWRIGHT." "PLAYWRIGHT." "SHE'S VERY CREATIVE." "SHE'S VERY CREATIVE." "SMILEY?" "SMILEY?" "YEAH, YEAH." "YEAH, YEAH." "ENOUGH WITH" "ENOUGH WITH THE SMILEY, ALRIGHT?" "THE SMILEY, ALRIGHT?" "WHY, WHO LEAVES HERE?" "THERE'S A VERY NICE MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE." "MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE." "REALLY?" "[KNOCKING] YO, NDS." "YO, NDS." "HERMAN, NDS IS HERE AND" "HERMAN, NDS IS HERE AND THERE'S TWO OF THEM." "THERE'S TWO OF THEM." "ONE FOR EACH OF US." "ONE FOR EACH OF US." "NICE MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE?" "NICE MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE?" "YEAH, THEY ARE." "YEAH, THEY ARE." "HERMAN, WHEN DID WE BECOME" "HERMAN, WHEN DID WE BECOME MIDDLE-AGED?" "MIDDLE-AGED?" "BACK IN THE LATE 90S I THINK." "BACK IN THE LATE 90S I THINK." "BUT YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS" "BUT YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL, RIGHT FELLAS?" "YOU FEEL, RIGHT FELLAS?" "THEN LET ME FEEL HOW OLD" "THEN LET ME FEEL HOW OLD YOU ARE." "YOU ARE." "GET IN THERE HERMAN." "GET IN THERE HERMAN." "FEEL THOSE PIPES BABY." "FEEL THOSE PIPES BABY." "NICE, THAT'S RIGHT." "YOU'VE BEEN LIFTING THOSE BOXES, HAVEN'T YOU?" "BOXES, HAVEN'T YOU?" "OH YEAH BABY." "OH YEAH BABY." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] HERMAN, BEHAVE." "HERMAN, BEHAVE." "DOWN BOY." "MUST YOU EMBARRASS ME EVERY TIME WE HAVE COMPANY?" "LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT TODAY." "VINCENT, AREN'T YOU GOING TO INTRODUCE US TO YOUR" "TO INTRODUCE US TO YOUR PARTNER?" "PARTNER?" "OH YEAH, BOYS," "OH YEAH, BOYS, THIS IS STEVE." "THIS IS STEVE." "STEVE, ITS HERMAN AND KEN." "STEVE, ITS HERMAN AND KEN." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "HERMAN AND KEN ARE INTERIOR DECORATORS, WHO WOULD HAVE" "I KNOW, IT'S A STRETCH, RIGHT?" "IT'S ABOUT AS IRONIC AS MEETING AN ITALIAN GUY FROM" "MEETING AN ITALIAN GUY FROM STATEN ISLAND NAMED VINNIE." "I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU THERE." "THERE." "OH NO." "OH NO." "ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "LISTEN, FINISH WITH THE" "LISTEN, FINISH WITH THE BOYS." "BOYS." "I'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS." "I'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "HE'S A CUTE CUB, ISN'T HE?" "HE'S A SMALL PACKAGE BUT" "HE'S A SMALL PACKAGE BUT GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL" "GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES." "PACKAGES." "SHALL WE OPEN IT NOW?" "SHALL WE OPEN IT NOW?" "YOU COULD OPEN THIS" "YOU COULD OPEN THIS ON YOUR..." "ON YOUR..." "ON YOUR OWN." "ON YOUR OWN." "LOOK, YOU GUYS ARE BOTH TWO" "LOOK, YOU GUYS ARE BOTH TWO HANDSOME MEN BUT..." "HANDSOME MEN BUT..." "I GOT A LIFETIME DEAL" "I GOT A LIFETIME DEAL WITH THE LADIES, SO..." "WITH THE LADIES, SO..." "PITY." "PITY." "WELL, IF YOU EVER CONSIDER" "WELL, IF YOU EVER CONSIDER BECOMING A FREE AGENT..." "BECOMING A FREE AGENT..." "WELL THEN I'LL TELL" "WELL THEN I'LL TELL YOU..." "LAST." "YOU..." "LAST." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] OH, SASSY." "OH, SASSY." "LOOK...." "LOOK...." "OKAY, HERE YOU GO." "LET'S GET YOU TWO UH..." "JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND" "JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND HERE." "HERE." "SECOND DAY ON THE JOB." "I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET THIS THING OFF." "THIS THING OFF." "JUST SIGN HERE AND I'LL GET" "JUST SIGN HERE AND I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR." "OUT OF YOUR HAIR." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] VERY SASSY." "VERY SASSY." "I LIKE THAT." "I LIKE THAT." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "NDS AT YOUR SERVICE." "I LIKE THOSE SHORTS." "MM, AND THOSE SOCKS." "♪ MUSIC VINNIE." "HEY, VINNIE." "WHAT'S UP YOUR ASS?" "WHAT'S UP YOUR ASS?" "THAT WOULD BE ME." "OH." "SINCE THERE WAS NO ACTUAL" "SINCE THERE WAS NO ACTUAL DAMAGE, I'M NOT GONNA" "DAMAGE, I'M NOT GONNA FIRE YOU." "FIRE YOU." "WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR." "WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "YOU HAVE YOURSELF A GREAT" "YOU HAVE YOURSELF A GREAT DAY, PAL." "DAY, PAL." "BUT..." "BUT..." "WHAT I AM GONNA DO IS TAKE" "WHAT I AM GONNA DO IS TAKE AWAY YOUR ROUTE." "YOU CAN'T DO THAT." "OH, I JUST DID." "OH, I JUST DID." "I'VE HAD THE ROUTE" "I'VE HAD THE ROUTE FOR FIVE YEARS." "FOR FIVE YEARS." "I'M LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER" "I'M LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER TO THESE PEOPLE." "TO THESE PEOPLE." "DEAD FAMILY MEMBER." "I'M SURE THE MOURNING PROCESS WILL BE QUICK." "PROCESS WILL BE QUICK." "CHET, C'MON," "CHET, C'MON, THINK ABOUT THIS." "THINK ABOUT THIS." "NOW TO YOU." "NOW TO YOU." "THE FNG HAD NOTHING TO DO" "THE FNG HAD NOTHING TO DO-- VINN, SHUT IT." "VINN, SHUT IT." "YOU'RE A DICK WAD." "HAVE A NICE DAY VINN." "WHAT'S UP BOYS?" "MIDTOWN IN THE 50S..." "CHRIST!" "CHRIST!" "[BANGING]" "STUFFY LAW FIRMS, FINANCIALS." "WE CAN'T EVEN DRIVE THROUGH THERE ANYMORE." "THERE ANYMORE." "IT'S NOT GONNA BE THAT BAD," "IT'S NOT GONNA BE THAT BAD, RIGHT?" "RIGHT?" "OH YEAH IT IS." "OH YEAH IT IS." "AND THE FUCK WAD GAVE MY" "AND THE FUCK WAD GAVE MY ROUTE TO YOU." "ROUTE TO YOU." "BUT VINNIE, YOU SAY THE" "BUT VINNIE, YOU SAY THE WORD AND I'LL JUST TELL THAT" "WORD AND I'LL JUST TELL THAT ASSHOLE, CHET," "ASSHOLE, CHET, THAT I WON'T DO IT." "THAT I WON'T DO IT." "WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?" "IT'S THE BEST ROUTE IN THE CITY." "IN THE CITY." "IT'S ALRIGHT BRO." "IT'S ALRIGHT BRO." "I MEAN, IF SOMEONE ELSE HAS" "TO HAVE IT, IT RATHER BE YOU THAN ONE OF THESE JACKS." "WELL, WHEN WE GO BACK TO EMERALD PUB AGAIN TONIGHT," "EMERALD PUB AGAIN TONIGHT, I'M BUYING THIS TIME." "NO." "I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT." "I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT." "OH SHIT, VINCE IS PASSING" "OH SHIT, VINCE IS PASSING UP ON A FREE DRINK." "UP ON A FREE DRINK." "CRAP, HE MUST BE ROCKED" "CRAP, HE MUST BE ROCKED TO THE CORE." "TO THE CORE." "YOUS TWO CAN BITE ME." "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "HOW DID I GET HERE?" "VOICEOVER:" "HOW DID I GET HERE?" "CHET, YOU MISERABLE" "CHET, YOU MISERABLE HEMORRHOID." "HEMORRHOID." "♪ MUSIC WELCOME TO MY MIDTOWN HELL." "I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT BRO." "I'M DYING." "I'M DYING." "I'M DYING HERE." "I WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD." "THIS NEIGHBORHOOD." "I HAD A PLAN." "I HAD A PLAN." "I HAD A PLAN!" "I HAD A PLAN!" "LOOK, JUST CALM DOWN." "LOOK, JUST CALM DOWN." "THIS IS CALM." "THIS IS CALM." "VINNIE, IT'S GONNA BE" "VINNIE, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, ALRIGHT?" "GIVE ME SOMETHING, MAN, ANYTHING." "ANYTHING." "I..." "I..." "I GOTTA LIVE VICARIOUSLY" "I GOTTA LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "ABOUT?" "MY ROUTE." "MY ROUTE." "I MEAN YOUR ROUTE." "I MEAN YOUR ROUTE." "HOW'S ANNETTE, HUH?" "HOW'S ANNETTE, HUH?" "MITCH IN THE STUDIO?" "MITCH IN THE STUDIO?" "KEN AND HERMAN?" "KEN AND HERMAN?" "GOD I MISS THOSE GIRLS." "GOD I MISS THOSE GIRLS." "LOOK, EVERYBODY MISSIS" "LOOK, EVERYBODY MISSIS YOU, ALRIGHT?" "YOU, ALRIGHT?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH THEY ASK ABOUT YOU" "YEAH THEY ASK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME, ESPECIALLY" "ALL THE TIME, ESPECIALLY KEN AND HERMAN." "KEN AND HERMAN." "WELL, HERMAN." "WELL, HERMAN." "[CHUCKLES]" "SO, HOWS ABOUT YOU MAN, HUH?" "HOW'S SMILEY?" "HOW'S SMILEY?" "REBECCA IS..." "REBECCA IS..." "IS GOOD." "IS GOOD." "SHE'S GREAT ACTUALLY." "SHE'S GREAT ACTUALLY." "YEAH, YOU..." "YEAH, YOU..." "FUCK SAKE VINN," "FUCK SAKE VINN, SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND." "SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND." "SO WHAT?" "SO WHAT?" "MAKES IT MORE EXCITING." "MAKES IT MORE EXCITING." "RUNNING AROUND," "RUNNING AROUND, NOT GETTING CAUGHT." "YOUR ASS KICKED WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP, HUH?" "WERE GROWING UP, HUH?" "A FEW." "C'MON, THIS NICE GUY ROUTINE IS GETTING OLD." "I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK." "YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU" "YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU DON'T WANNA." "DON'T WANNA." "WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA?" "YOU GOTTA GIVE ME SOMETHING." "I'M FRAGILE HERE." "WHAT IS REBECCA HAVE TO DO" "WHAT IS REBECCA HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR ROUTE?" "WITH YOUR ROUTE?" "I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT HELPS." "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "STEVE'S FAMOUSLY," "VOICEOVER:" "STEVE'S FAMOUSLY, SEXY SEDUCTIVE HOT" "SEXY SEDUCTIVE HOT SWORDFISH." "WOW, THIS LOOKS FANTASTIC." "I'M PUTTING IT ON THE" "I'M PUTTING IT ON THE MENU, IF STEFANO DOESN'T" "MENU, IF STEFANO DOESN'T OBJECT." "OBJECT." "VERAMENTE?" "VERAMENTE?" "SI." "SI." "MAYBE YOU CAN TALK SOME" "MAYBE YOU CAN TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM, TELL HIM HE" "SENSE INTO HIM, TELL HIM HE SHOULD WORK FOR ME." "SHOULD WORK FOR ME." "YOU'RE SQUANDERING" "YOU'RE SQUANDERING YOUR TALENT, STEFANO." "HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW." "BUT THE HEAD CHEF HAS BEEN" "BUT THE HEAD CHEF HAS BEEN HERE FOR YEARS." "HERE FOR YEARS." "HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE" "HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE AND IF I'D..." "AND IF I'D..." "STARTED WORKING HERE, I'D" "STARTED WORKING HERE, I'D BE IN THE SAME PLACE" "BE IN THE SAME PLACE THAT I WAS BEFORE." "THAT I WAS BEFORE." "ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "SO, WHAT..." "SO, WHAT..." "ABOUT YOU?" "ABOUT YOU?" "WHAT WAS YOUR...." "WHAT WAS YOUR...." "YOUR BIG NEWS?" "YOU WANT THE GOOD OR THE BAD FIRST?" "OR THE BAD FIRST?" "I DON'T KNOW, YOU DECIDE." "I DON'T KNOW, YOU DECIDE." "OH, BRAD AND I BROKE UP." "OH, BRAD AND I BROKE UP." "OH." "WAS THAT THE GOOD OR THE BAD?" "OR THE BAD?" "[LAUGHS]" "[LAUGHS] THAT IS THE BAD NEWS." "THAT IS THE BAD NEWS." "SORRY." "I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I NEED SOMEONE MORE LIKE YOU." "SOMEONE MORE LIKE YOU." "YOU KNOW, WHO CAN COOK" "YOU KNOW, WHO CAN COOK ME A MEAL LIKE THIS." "ME A MEAL LIKE THIS." "WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS MY" "WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS MY PLAY GOT PRODUCED." "PLAY GOT PRODUCED." "OH, THAT'S AMAZING." "OH, THAT'S AMAZING." "YEAH." "YEAH." "I MEAN, HOPEFULLY, IT'S..." "I MEAN, HOPEFULLY, IT'S..." "IT'S A 6 MONTH INTERIM" "IT'S A 6 MONTH INTERIM PROGRAM." "PROGRAM." "FINGERS CROSSED THEY LIKE IT," "FINGERS CROSSED THEY LIKE IT, IT GETS PRODUCED." "IT GETS PRODUCED." "THAT'S GREAT." "THAT'S GREAT." "YEAH." "I MEAN, IT'S KINDA LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE." "DREAM COME TRUE." "IT SOUNDS REALLY STUPID BUT..." "IT SOUNDS REALLY STUPID BUT..." "NO, THAT DOESN'T SOUND" "NO, THAT DOESN'T SOUND STUPID." "STUPID." "YOU DESERVE IT." "LET ME TRY YOUR..." "YOUR SWORDFISH." "YOU LIKE IT?" "IT'S GOOD." "JUST ALRIGHT?" "NO." "NO, IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD." "GOOD." "[CHUCKLES]" "[CHUCKLES] ALRIGHT, SO YOU LIKE IT?" "ALRIGHT, SO YOU LIKE IT?" "YEAH, I LOVE IT." "SO, YOU KNOW ANYONE LOOKING FOR SUBLET?" "FOR SUBLET?" "A SUBLET, WHY?" "A SUBLET, WHY?" "THE THEATER IS IN" "THE THEATER IS IN SALT LAKE CITY." "SHE GONNA BE IN THE LAND OF MORMON THOUGH, MAN." "MORMON THOUGH, MAN." "SHE AIN'T..." "SHE AIN'T..." "SHE NOT GETTING NONE." "SHE NOT GETTING NONE." "TRUE." "AIN'T GETTING NONE OF THAT." "NO, NO, I KNOW, BUT HOW AM" "NO, NO, I KNOW, BUT HOW AM I GONNA MAKE MY FIRST MOVE," "I GONNA MAKE MY FIRST MOVE, YOU KNOW, BEFORE SHE LEAVES" "YOU KNOW, BEFORE SHE LEAVES TOWN?" "TOWN?" "WELL, WE GOT TO GET YOUR" "WELL, WE GOT TO GET YOUR RHYTHM BACK." "RHYTHM BACK." "WE GOTTA GET YOUR GROOVE" "WE GOTTA GET YOUR GROOVE BACK." "WE GOTTA GET YOUR RHYTHM BACK." "BACK." "HEY MAN, THIS IS A NEW" "HEY MAN, THIS IS A NEW MATTRESS, AINT IT?" "MATTRESS, AINT IT?" "YEAH." "YEAH, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE ASTRONAUT MATTRESSES THE" "ASTRONAUT MATTRESSES THE KINDA FORMS TO YOUR BODY." "KINDA FORMS TO YOUR BODY." "I KNOW ITS FORMING TO MY ASS." "I KNOW ITS FORMING TO MY ASS." "YEAH, I GOT IT LAST WEEK." "YEAH, I GOT IT LAST WEEK." "IT'S..." "IT'S AMAZING." "IT'S..." "IT'S AMAZING." "YEAH, WELL, TAKE IT BACK." "YEAH, WELL, TAKE IT BACK." "WHY WOULD I DO THAT?" "WHY WOULD I DO THAT?" "'CAUSE THERE IS NO" "'CAUSE THERE IS NO PUSHBACK." "PUSHBACK." "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME" "IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE YOU'VE GOT SOME NICE" "SINCE YOU'VE GOT SOME NICE PUSHBACK." "PUSHBACK." "YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WITH THAT" "YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE AND YOU ARE" "SPECIAL SOMEONE AND YOU ARE DOING IT AND THERE'S NO" "DOING IT AND THERE'S NO SPRING." "SPRING." "I MEAN, YOU GOTTA SUPPLY" "I MEAN, YOU GOTTA SUPPLY ALL THE ACTION." "THEY DON'T TELL YOU THAT ON THE COMMERCIAL." "THE COMMERCIAL." "I ALMOST DRILLED RIGHT" "I ALMOST DRILLED RIGHT THROUGH MICHE LIKE A DAMN" "THROUGH MICHE LIKE A DAMN JACKHAMMER." "JACKHAMMER." "I WAS DRILLING THAT SHIT." "I WAS DRILLING THAT SHIT." "I WAS JACKING THAT SHIT," "I WAS JACKING THAT SHIT, MAN." "I'M TELLING YOU..." "STOP." "STOP." "STOP." "STOP." "WELL, WE'RE TRYING TO" "WELL, WE'RE TRYING TO ESTABLISH YOUR RHYTHM." "ESTABLISH YOUR RHYTHM." "I GOT YOU, BUT YOU'RE ON" "I GOT YOU, BUT YOU'RE ON MY BED." "YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HER HOW YOU FEEL?" "YOU FEEL?" "NO." "NO." "I..." "I..." "LOOK, I FROZE UP, ALRIGHT?" "LOOK, I FROZE UP, ALRIGHT?" "BUT SHE KNOWS, I THINK." "BUT SHE KNOWS, I THINK." "SHE DOESN'T KNOW." "SHE DOESN'T KNOW." "I KNOW." "I KNOW." "I KNOW." "I KNOW." "BUT SHE'S LEAVING TOMORROW." "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "STEVE'S FIRST" "VOICEOVER:" "STEVE'S FIRST TIME FETTUCCINI." "TIME FETTUCCINI." "♪ MUSIC ALRIGHT, IT WAS AMAZING," "ALRIGHT, IT WAS AMAZING, YOU KNOW." "YOU KNOW." "IT WAS INTENSE AND CRAZY," "IT WAS INTENSE AND CRAZY, JUST FUN AND..." "JUST FUN AND..." "BUT YOU KNOW, IT WAS STILL" "BUT YOU KNOW, IT WAS STILL INTIMATE AND SOFT." "INTIMATE AND SOFT." "OH." "OH." "I HOPE NOT TOO SOFT." "I HOPE NOT TOO SOFT." "YOU MEAN IN THE HEART." "YOU MEAN IN THE HEART." "IT WAS..." "IT WAS..." "IT WAS A GOOD MOMENT." "IT WAS A GOOD MOMENT." "REALLY?" "REALLY?" "AND BETWEEN THE TWO OF US," "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MARRIED." "MARRIED." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] SHE MADE THE FIRST MOVE." "SHE MADE THE FIRST MOVE." "IT WAS LIKE, WHAM." "IT WAS LIKE, WHAM." "JUST OUT OF THE BLUE," "JUST OUT OF THE BLUE, YOU KNOW." "YOU KNOW." "SHE JUST..." "SHE JUST..." "SHE KISSES ME." "SHE KISSES ME." "[CLAPPING/SHOUTING/LAUGHTER]" "[CLAPPING/SHOUTING/LAUGHTER] I KNEW IT." "I KNEW IT." "I KNEW IT." "I KNEW IT." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] IF ANYONE DESERVES IT," "IF ANYONE DESERVES IT, IT'S YOU." "IT'S YOU." "SO..." "ALLA SALUTE." "SO YOU FINALLY TAPPED THAT," "SO YOU FINALLY TAPPED THAT, HUH?" "HUH?" "FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM," "FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM, YEAH." "DID SHE BLOW SIMULTANEOUSLY?" "SIMULTANEOUSLY?" "COME ON VINNIE," "COME ON VINNIE, IT'S MORE THAN THAT." "ANAL?" "WHAT?" "STEVE, WHAT ABOUT YOUR" "STEVE, WHAT ABOUT YOUR COFFEE?" "MA..." "MM." "MM. I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH." "YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY IT ALL AT ONCE." "ALL AT ONCE." "YOU CAN PAY ME LITTLE" "YOU CAN PAY ME LITTLE BY LITTLE." "BY LITTLE." "NO, NO, IT'S ALL HERE." "NO, NO, IT'S ALL HERE." "PLEASE COME ON." "PLEASE COME ON." "I'M GOOD." "I'M GOOD." "I'M GOOD." "I'M GOOD." "I PROMISE." "I PROMISE." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT." "SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "DOMINICO!" "DOMINICO!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "DOMINICO COME OUT HERE!" "DOMINICO COME OUT HERE!" "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "HELLO THERE." "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] WHAT?" "WHAT?" "OUR SON HAS MET SOMEONE." "OUR SON HAS MET SOMEONE." "OH DEAR, PLEASE," "OH DEAR, PLEASE, LET IT BE A GIRL." "LET IT BE A GIRL." "DAD, OF COURSE IT'S A GIRL." "DAD, OF COURSE IT'S A GIRL." "I KNEW IT." "I KNEW IT." "MRS. WEINBAUM CALLED YOU," "MRS. WEINBAUM CALLED YOU, DIDN'T SHE?" "DIDN'T SHE?" "SHE MIGHT HAVE CALLED ME." "SHE MIGHT HAVE CALLED ME." "TELL US EVERYTHING." "TELL US EVERYTHING." "DOMINICO, GO GET SOME" "DOMINICO, GO GET SOME CHAMPAGNE AND GLASSES." "CHAMPAGNE AND GLASSES." "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]" "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] TELL US EVERYTHING." "TELL US EVERYTHING." "REBECCA." "REBECCA." "GAY?" "GAY?" "HER NAME IS REBECCA." "HER NAME IS REBECCA." "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]" "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] JEW, OHHH..." "JEW, OHHH..." "NO, NO, SHE'S A CUBANO." "NO, NO, SHE'S A CUBANO." "AH, CUBANO?" "AH, CUBANO?" "THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "THAT'S OKAY." "THAT'S OKAY." "OHH..." "VOICEOVER:" "SMILEY WENT RADIO SILENT AFTER THAT." "SILENT AFTER THAT." "STEVE SAID HE ONLY CALLED" "STEVE SAID HE ONLY CALLED HER FOUR TIMES." "HER FOUR TIMES." "MY MONEY SAYS 12." "MY MONEY SAYS 12." "WOMEN, YOU CAN'T LIVE" "WOMEN, YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM." "WITH THEM." "YOU CAN'T SHARE THEIR RAZORS." "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] ENZO." "ENZO." "STEFANO," "STEFANO, [SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]" "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] SO, YOU WANTED TO TALK TO" "SO, YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING?" "ME ABOUT SOMETHING?" "SI." "SI." "DO YOU KNOW THE BISTRO ON" "DO YOU KNOW THE BISTRO ON GREENWICH AND HUBERT?" "GREENWICH AND HUBERT?" "IT'S ON THE SOUTHEAST CORNER." "IT'S ON THE SOUTHEAST CORNER." "YES, OF COURSE," "YES, OF COURSE, SPECTACULAR LOCATION." "SPECTACULAR LOCATION." "EXACTLY." "EXACTLY." "WELL, YOU KNOW, YESTERDAY," "WELL, YOU KNOW, YESTERDAY, IT WAS..." "IT WAS..." "IT WAS OPEN FOR BUSINESS" "IT WAS OPEN FOR BUSINESS AS USUAL AND TODAY," "AS USUAL AND TODAY, IT'S CLOSED, BUT EVERYTHING" "IT'S CLOSED, BUT EVERYTHING IS STILL THERE." "IS STILL THERE." "I SEE." "I SEE." "SO, REBECCA'S SUCCESS HAS" "SO, REBECCA'S SUCCESS HAS STIRRED THE OPPRESSED DREAM" "STIRRED THE OPPRESSED DREAM IN YOU FINALLY, HUH?" "IN YOU FINALLY, HUH?" "[LAUGHTER]" "[LAUGHTER] SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?" "SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?" "OH, IT'S, UH..." "OKAY." "SO, GET A SMALL BUSINESS" "SO, GET A SMALL BUSINESS LOAN." "LOAN." "LOOK, NO, NO BANK IS GONNA" "LOOK, NO, NO BANK IS GONNA LOAN ME THE MONEY." "LOAN ME THE MONEY." "I DON'T HAVE ANY COLLATERAL." "I DON'T HAVE ANY COLLATERAL." "YOU MUST HAVE SAVINGS," "YOU MUST HAVE SAVINGS, COME ON." "COME ON." "SURE." "SURE." "LOOK, IT'S, IT'S NOT ENOUGH" "LOOK, IT'S, IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO SECURE A LEASE." "IT'S CERTAINLY NOT ENOUGH FOR THE..." "FOR THE..." "THE STARTUP COSTS." "CAPISCO." "ENZO, YOU WOULDN'T BE" "ENZO, YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN INVESTING" "INTERESTED IN INVESTING IN A NEW PLACE, WOULD YOU?" "[SIGHS] STEFANO, I..." "STEFANO, I..." "I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED." "I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED." "REALLY, I'D LOVE TOO," "REALLY, I'D LOVE TOO, BUT I CAN'T." "BUT I CAN'T." "I'VE JUST SIGNED A CONTRACT" "I'VE JUST SIGNED A CONTRACT TO RENOVATE THE DINING ROOM" "TO RENOVATE THE DINING ROOM AND I'M SPREAD AS THIN" "AND I'M SPREAD AS THIN AS IT GETS, REALLY." "OH, I UNDERSTAND." "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN] I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S PERFECT." "I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S PERFECT." "I MEAN, IT'S NOT TOO BIG," "I MEAN, IT'S NOT TOO BIG, WHICH MAKES IT MANAGEABLE" "WHICH MAKES IT MANAGEABLE AND OF COURSE, YOU KNOW," "AND OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, LOCATION." "LOCATION." "LOCATION, LOCATION." "LOCATION, LOCATION." "DUDE THAT SOUNDS SWEET." "DUDE THAT SOUNDS SWEET." "YEAH." "YEAH." "SO, YOU KNOW, LOOK," "SO, YOU KNOW, LOOK, WE BOTH CHIP IN." "WE BOTH CHIP IN." "OKAY, COMBINE FORCES." "OKAY, COMBINE FORCES." "EQUAL IN, EQUAL OUT..." "EQUAL IN, EQUAL OUT..." "HEY." "HEY." "SAY NO MORE." "SAY NO MORE." "DONE." "DONE." "WHOA, WHAT?" "WHOA, WHAT?" "YEAH, I HEARD." "YEAH, I HEARD." "NO, NOT DONE." "NO, NOT DONE." "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?" "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?" "WE HAVE THE COLLEGE" "WE HAVE THE COLLEGE FUND BABY." "FUND BABY." "FOR COLLEGE." "FOR COLLEGE." "WHO REALLY NEEDS COLLEGE?" "WHO REALLY NEEDS COLLEGE?" "I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM." "I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM." "EXACTLY." "EXACTLY." "I LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT," "I LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT, BUT OPENING A RESTAURANT?" "BUT OPENING A RESTAURANT?" "MM-HMM." "MM-HMM." "FUCK THAT." "FUCK THAT." "OHHH, HEY LITTLE BABY," "OHHH, HEY LITTLE BABY, YOU GONNA LET YOUR MAMA" "YOU GONNA LET YOUR MAMA GET AWAY WITH THAT." "GET AWAY WITH THAT." "NICE MOUTH." "NICE MOUTH." "NO, YOU PAY HER." "IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR CONSIDERING THIS." "CONSIDERING THIS." "I AIN'T SAID IT NOTHING." "DID YOU HEAR ME SAY SOMETHING?" "SOMETHING?" "NO, SEE, THAT'S ALL YOU BABY." "NO, SEE, THAT'S ALL YOU BABY." "GAMING UP ON YOUR MOTHER." "GAMING UP ON YOUR MOTHER." "OKAY." "OKAY." "THIS WON'T HAPPEN THOUGH." "THIS WON'T HAPPEN THOUGH." "I'M SERIOUS, THE BIG D" "I'M SERIOUS, THE BIG D HAPPENS BEFORE THAT." "NOT..." "NOT THE BIG D." "NOT THE BIG D. THAT WENT WELL." "THAT WENT WELL." "I'M SORRY MAN." "I'M SORRY MAN." "NO, SHE'LL CALM DOWN." "NO, SHE'LL CALM DOWN." "NO, NO." "NO, NO." "NO, IT AIN'T HAPPENING." "NO, IT AIN'T HAPPENING." "BUT IF YOU FIGURE SOMETHING" "BUT IF YOU FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, I GOTTA LEAVE." "YOU WANNA INVEST IN MY RESTAURANT?" "RESTAURANT?" "NOPE." "NOPE." "HOW MUCH?" "HOW MUCH?" "SORRY MOM." "SORRY MOM." "OH, IT'S ALRIGHT." "OH, IT'S ALRIGHT." "TAKE THIS, TAKE THIS." "TAKE THIS, TAKE THIS." "YOU CAN BUY YOURSELF" "YOU CAN BUY YOURSELF A GLASS." "A GLASS." "GO." "OKAY ENZO, THIS IS YOUR NEW PLACE." "THIS IS YOUR NEW PLACE." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "CONGRATULATIONS." "CONGRATULATIONS." "IT'S GREAT." "THANK YOU FOR MAKING EVERYTHING GO SO SMOOTHLY." "EVERYTHING GO SO SMOOTHLY." "MY PLEASURE." "MY PLEASURE." "HERE'S YOUR KEY." "HERE'S YOUR KEY." "WHY DON'T YOU LOCK IT UP?" "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]" "♪ MUSIC SEEN STEVE?" "SEEN STEVE?" "WHAT IS GOING ON" "WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU TWO?" "WITH YOU TWO?" "NINA, PLEASE." "NINA, PLEASE." "YOU WALKED RIGHT PAST HIM." "♪ MUSIC YO, 9ER, YOU ALRIGHT?" "YO, 9ER, YOU ALRIGHT?" "I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU, BRO." "OH, HEY VINN, THANKS FOR COMING." "THANKS FOR COMING." "YOU'RE A HELL OF A GUY." "YOU'RE A HELL OF A GUY." "I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU." "9ER, 9ER WHERE YOU GOING?" "ENZO LIED TO ME." "I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS." "I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS." "COME ON." "COME ON." "THIS ISN'T YOU." "THIS ISN'T YOU." "OH REALLY?" "OH REALLY?" "HUH?" "HUH?" "WHAT WOULD YOU DO?" "WHAT WOULD YOU DO?" "I'D KICK HIS ASS." "I'D KICK HIS ASS." "AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO." "AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO." "BUT I'M A DICK." "BUT I'M A DICK." "I'VE DONE LOT OF BAD THINGS." "MAYBE ONE DAY, THEY'LL COME BACK TO ME." "THEY'LL COME BACK TO ME." "YOU'RE A NICE GUY." "YOU'RE A NICE GUY." "YEAH." "YEAH." "LOOK WHERE IT'S GOTTEN ME." "WHAT WOULD SMILEY THINK?" "HEY VINNIE." "WHAT'S UP BROTHER." "WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?" "HOW YOU DOING MAN?" "HOW YOU DOING MAN?" "I'M GOOD MAN." "I'M GOOD MAN." "GOOD TO SEE YOU." "GOOD TO SEE YOU." "YO, YOU GOT ME" "LORENZO?" "!" "THANK YOU." "IT'S, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU BOTH AGAIN AND I UNDERSTAND" "BOTH AGAIN AND I UNDERSTAND-- LORENZO?" "LORENZO?" "STEFANO." "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "IT'S OKAY." "IT'S OKAY." "I NEVER SHOULD HAVE" "I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED YOU." "NON CAPISCO." "I SAW YOU TODAY..." "I SAW YOU TODAY..." "AT THE BISTRO." "AT THE BISTRO." "COME ON, HOW COULD YOU" "COME ON, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?" "MATEO." "[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]" "THIS IS WHY THEN?" "YEAH, IF THOSE ARE THE KEYS" "YEAH, IF THOSE ARE THE KEYS TO THE BISTRO, THEN YEAH." "THE OPPORTUNITY WAS TOO GOOD TO LET IT SLIP AWAY." "GOOD TO LET IT SLIP AWAY." "WELL, NOW AT LEAST I KNOW" "WELL, NOW AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY MEANT WHEN" "WHAT YOU REALLY MEANT WHEN YOU SAID, "IN LIFE YOU'LL" "YOU SAID, "IN LIFE YOU'LL NEVER KNOW"." "YOU SAID YOU COULD NOT SECURE FINANCING." "SECURE FINANCING." "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT." "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT." "AND I CAME TO YOU" "AND I CAME TO YOU AS MY FRIEND." "AS MY FRIEND." "I ASKED YOU FOR MONEY," "I ASKED YOU FOR MONEY, BUT YOU, YOU LIED TO ME." "BUT YOU, YOU LIED TO ME." "YOU TALKED ABOUT SOME STUPID" "YOU TALKED ABOUT SOME STUPID RENOVATION AND THEN YOU WENT" "RENOVATION AND THEN YOU WENT AND LEASED THE PLACE" "AND LEASED THE PLACE FOR YOURSELF." "FOR YOURSELF." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "I DID, BUT NOT FOR ME," "I DID, BUT NOT FOR ME, FOR YOU MY FRIEND." "FOR YOU MY FRIEND." "OH BOY." "I WAS GOING TO FRONT YOU AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU NEEDED TO..." "MUCH MONEY AS YOU NEEDED TO..." "TO COVER STARTUP COSTS." "TO COVER STARTUP COSTS." "AND FOR THAT, YOU WOULD MAKE" "AND FOR THAT, YOU WOULD MAKE ME PARTNER." "ME PARTNER." "STEFANO, YOU ARE ONE OF THE" "STEFANO, YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED CHEFS I KNOW." "MOST TALENTED CHEFS I KNOW." "BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW" "BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW INCREDIBLY PAZZO YOU ARE." "INCREDIBLY PAZZO YOU ARE." "WAIT, NO, I'M NOT CRAZY." "WAIT, NO, I'M NOT CRAZY." "I MEAN, JUST PUT YOURSELF" "I MEAN, JUST PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES." "IN MY SHOES." "ENZO, PLEASE..." "I'LL TELL YOU THIS, YOU HAVE TO BE A LITTLE "PAZZO"" "HAVE TO BE A LITTLE "PAZZO" TO BE IN THIS BUSINESS..." "TO BE IN THIS BUSINESS..." "PARTNER." "PARTNER." "GRAZIE." "GRAZIE." "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN." "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN." "I KNOW YOU WON'T." "ENZO MY MAN, I TOLD STEVE FROM THE BEGINNING, YOU'RE" "FROM THE BEGINNING, YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, JUST A LITTLE" "A GOOD GUY, JUST A LITTLE MISUNDERSTOOD." "MISUNDERSTOOD." "YES, YES." "YES, YES." "HELP YOURSELF TO SOME PIGS" "HELP YOURSELF TO SOME PIGS IN THE BLANKET RIGHT OVER" "IN THE BLANKET RIGHT OVER THERE." "THERE." "YEAH." "YEAH." "OKAY VINNIE." "OKAY VINNIE." "ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT." "OKAY." "HE'S A GOOD GUY TOO." "IT'S TRUE." "IT'S TRUE." "♪ MUSIC" "♪ MUSIC RIGHT, RIGHT BUT THE OLIVES" "RIGHT, RIGHT BUT THE OLIVES HAVE TO COME FROM SICILY," "HAVE TO COME FROM SICILY, OKAY?" "OKAY?" "HAVE TO." "HAVE TO." "SICILY OLIVES." "HIM LIKE SHOWING UP, YOU KNOW, WITH WITH A STAMP FROM" "KNOW, WITH WITH A STAMP FROM JERSEY ON THE BOX, ALRIGHT?" "JERSEY ON THE BOX, ALRIGHT?" "I'M WRITING IT RIGHT HERE," "I'M WRITING IT RIGHT HERE, OLIVES SICILY." "OLIVES SICILY." "ALRIGHT." "LOOK, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO PILE OFF ON YOU." "MEAN TO PILE OFF ON YOU." "JUST, YOU KNOW..." "JUST, YOU KNOW..." "THAT'S ALRIGHT." "A LITTLE STRESSED OUT." "I UNDERSTAND." "I UNDERSTAND." "YOU GOT A GREAT PLACE HERE." "YOU GOT A GREAT PLACE HERE." "REALLY BEAUTIFUL." "REALLY BEAUTIFUL." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "HEY, YOU SHOULD COME IN," "HEY, YOU SHOULD COME IN, YOU KNOW, AFTER WE OPEN" "YOU KNOW, AFTER WE OPEN SOMETIME," "SOMETIME, I'LL BUY YOU DINNER." "I'LL BUY YOU DINNER." "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "I CAN BRING A LADY FRIEND BY?" "I CAN BRING A LADY FRIEND BY?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "ALRIGHT MAN, GOOD LUCK." "ALRIGHT MAN, GOOD LUCK." "OLIVES FROM SICILY." "OLIVES FROM SICILY." "YEAH." "WHAT'S UP BOYS?" "NINA, HOW ARE YOU?" "NINA, HOW ARE YOU?" "YOU'RE DELIVERING ME" "YOU'RE DELIVERING ME A PACKAGE?" "A PACKAGE?" "SEEMS I GOT MY OLD ROUTE" "SEEMS I GOT MY OLD ROUTE BACK." "BACK." "OH, THAT'S GREAT." "OH, THAT'S GREAT." "CONGRATULATIONS." "CONGRATULATIONS." "ALRIGHT 9ER," "ALRIGHT 9ER, DON'T PLAY INNOCENT." "DON'T PLAY INNOCENT." "HOW'D YOU SWING IT?" "HOW'D YOU SWING IT?" "THE TRUTH?" "THE TRUTH?" "YEAH, I WANT THE TRUTH." "YEAH, I WANT THE TRUTH." "I PROMISED CHET A FREE" "I PROMISED CHET A FREE DINNER ONCE A MONTH." "DINNER ONCE A MONTH." "THAT'S IT, SO I'M WORTH NOT" "THAT'S IT, SO I'M WORTH NOT BIMONTHLY OR WEEKLY?" "BIMONTHLY OR WEEKLY?" "OH, VINN I'M SORRY." "OH, VINN I'M SORRY." "I'M HAPPY TO CALL HIM AND" "I'M HAPPY TO CALL HIM AND RESCIND THE OFFER." "RESCIND THE OFFER." "NAH, THAT'S ALRIGHT." "NAH, THAT'S ALRIGHT." "GIVEN YOU JAZZ." "I APPRECIATE IT." "IT MEANS A LOT." "IT MEANS A LOT." "YOU KNOW, IT'D MEAN A LOT" "YOU KNOW, IT'D MEAN A LOT TO ME HELP ME CLEAN" "TO ME HELP ME CLEAN UP THIS PLACE." "YEAH NO, I'M GOOD." "NDS ALL WAY." "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "CAPONATA" "VOICEOVER:" "CAPONATA GARNISHED WITH OLIVES," "GARNISHED WITH OLIVES, SICILIAN OLIVES." "♪ MUSIC ONE SECOND." "ONE SECOND." "OKAY." "OKAY." "IT'S TABLE SIX, POSITION ONE," "[INDISTINCT] GOT YOU." "GOT YOU." "OKAY, GO." "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "YOU NEED SOME HELP IN HERE." "MAMA." "MAMA." "OH-OH..." "OH-OH..." "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE, SO YOU KNOW." "SO YOU KNOW." "YOU'RE FATHER HAD TO WATCH" "YOU'RE FATHER HAD TO WATCH THE END OF A FOOTBALL GAME." "THE END OF A FOOTBALL GAME." "IT'S NOT MY FAULT." "IT'S NOT MY FAULT." "THEY WENT TO A SHOOTOUT." "THEY WENT TO A SHOOTOUT." "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "[SPEAKING ITALIAN] LOOK, I GOT THE BEST TABLE" "LOOK, I GOT THE BEST TABLE IN THE HOUSE." "IN THE HOUSE." "IT'S IN THE CORNER." "IT'S IN THE CORNER." "SO, PLEASE SIT." "SO, PLEASE SIT." "ENJOY YOURSELVES, ALRIGHT?" "ENJOY YOURSELVES, ALRIGHT?" "GRAZIE." "GRAZIE." "I'M SO PROUD OF YOU." "I'M SO PROUD OF YOU." "BRAVO." "BRAVO." "DOMINICO." "DOMINICO." "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "NO, NO, NO." "IT'S NOTHING." "IT'S NOTHING." "IT'S JUST THAT IT SMELLS" "IT'S JUST THAT IT SMELLS SO GOOD." "SO GOOD." "[CHUCKLES]" "MY NAME IS ENZO AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING" "YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TONIGHT TO THE OPENING NIGHT" "TONIGHT TO THE OPENING NIGHT OF IL MATTONE RISTORANTE." "OF IL MATTONE RISTORANTE." "[CLAPPING]" "[CLAPPING] WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY" "WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I'VE HAD THE" "THAT I'VE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY OVER THE YEARS" "OPPORTUNITY OVER THE YEARS TO WORK WITH SOME WONDERFUL" "TO WORK WITH SOME WONDERFUL CHEFS ALL OVER THE WORLD." "CHEFS ALL OVER THE WORLD." "AND I CAME ACROSS THIS" "AND I CAME ACROSS THIS WONDERFUL PERSON." "WONDERFUL PERSON." "HIS NAME IS STEFANO LUMBARDO" "HIS NAME IS STEFANO LUMBARDO AND HE IS A WONDERFUL CHEF" "AND HE IS A WONDERFUL CHEF AND HE IS THE CHEF OF" "AND HE IS THE CHEF OF IL MATTONE RISTORANTE." "IL MATTONE RISTORANTE." "[CLAPPING]" "[CLAPPING] AND MY PARTNER." "AND MY PARTNER." "STEFANO." "[CLAPPING] [SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "[SPEAKING ITALIAN]" "[CLAPPING] MY SON." "MY SON." "MY SON." "MY SON." "MY SON." "MY SON." "THIS IS MY MOM." "THIS IS MY MOM." "WONDERFUL." "STEVEN, SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN STEALING" "WHO'S BEEN STEALING ALL OF MY STAFF." "IT WAS MY MISTAKE." "I SHOULD NEVER HAVE" "I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET YOU GO." "LET YOU GO." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "FOOD IS EXCELLENT." "YOU'VE DONE A GREAT JOB AND I WISH YOU WELL." "AND I WISH YOU WELL." "THANK YOU MR. QUENTIN." "THANK YOU MR. QUENTIN." "THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE." "THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE." "CONGRATULATIONS." "CONGRATULATIONS." "YOU..." "YOU..." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "OH CONGRATULATIONS," "OH CONGRATULATIONS, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU." "I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "VINNIE." "VINNIE." "YOU CLEAN UP NICE." "YOU CLEAN UP NICE." "9ER, CONGRATULATIONS." "9ER, CONGRATULATIONS." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "I WANT YOU TO MEET RUTH." "I WANT YOU TO MEET RUTH." "HI, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU." "GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU." "REALLY, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO-- COME ON, OPEN IT, LET'S GO." "COME ON, OPEN IT, LET'S GO." "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT." "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT." "THANK YOU." "THIS IS A FLAG FOR THE..." "OH..." "OH..." "WELL, HOW'S IT LOOK." "EVERY NEW GIG DESERVES A HAT." "A HAT." "THANKS VINNIE." "THANKS VINNIE." "GO DO YOUR THING." "GO DO YOUR THING." "♪ MUSIC VOICEOVER:" "WELL, AS MY GOOD" "VOICEOVER:" "WELL, AS MY GOOD FRIEND, ENZO, ALWAYS SAYS," "FRIEND, ENZO, ALWAYS SAYS, "IN LIFE, YOU NEVER KNOW"." "♪ MUSIC CAPTIONED BY GIGECAST"