"Matsumoto Batsu Game: 2 day and 1 night Haunted Hotel" "let's go." "And now Matsumoto finds out what the other four have prepared for him." "Yamasaki?" "Yes!" "Matsumoto:" "What are you shouting for?" "here you go but first..." "Pleas read this." "Ok." "Batsu Game... .. Haunted House?" "Hai-ryokan Ippatsu futsuka" (Instead of Ippaku)" "Matsumoto misreads "Ippaku" and says "Ippatsu" instead." "That's why everyone is laughing." "that's right." "In this batsu game Matsumoto has to spend two days and one night at a hotel.." "...far from civilization." "stops in front of the hotel." "Automated cameras have been set up inside and outside the hotel." "there's nobody else here." "The rest of the staff are working from another building at a distance away." "He approaches the entrance of the hotel where he has to face his darkest fears." "170)}I wouldn't want to spend the night there!" "doesn't it?" "Kowai!" "Scary scary" It sounds kinda.. you know.." "170)}That's what makes it funny... 170)}..." "I really wouldn't spend the night there!" "I seriously don't like this..." "Why did they have to make everything so creepy!" "?" "!" "The hotel consists of an old and a new building." "Matsumoto's room is on the 2nd floor of the old building." "Fujiwara:" "Excuse me..." "Thank you for staying at our hotel." "Yeah." "I will be your host this evening." "The Wolf." "i didn't... that's just a joke." "That's just creepy." "..." "Yes" " I'll be leaving then..." " Sure" "Uhm..." "Matsumoto-san.." " What do you want?" "Well..." "Uhm..." "I was wondering if I could get... a tip or something..." "I didn't bring my wallet with me." "I see..." "I'll excuse myself now." "I'm looking forward to being of service|:" "D" "so... ..please come to the main hall now." "Main hall?" "there are arrows pointing the directions.." ".. please follow them." "Yes." "They have to bring it here!" "Why do I have to leave my room?" "First event:" "Dinner" "The main hall is located on the 2nd floor of the new building 51)}The scary moments to come" "110)} A scary sound in the hallway 174)}Jack-in-a-box" "291)}A secret guest 362)} A fart cushion" "214)}A spiderweb" "170)} Of COURSE you get scared!" "[Hamada]:" "You're so easy to scare." "So deserted~~" "[Matsumoto]:" "Definitely deserted" "[Endo]:" "This was a hard one right?" "[Matsumoto]:" "It definitely was a hard one!" "let's eat." "Miserable Matsumoto can do nothing but laugh." "[Matsumoto]:" "That was stupid..." "It came out of my MAIN dish:(" "...and the food was bad I guess nothing would taste good there." "Good evening." "known as one of the top ghost researchers in Japan." "I´ve only been here once for researching ." "In that time.." "I made some paranormal photographs... but.." "this is were I entered." "can you?" "Wha..what is this?" "doesn't it?" "Can you see it?" "384)}This is a fake picture taken by the staff." "What is that?" "I think it is someone's face." "but.." "Sadly speaking.." "so it escaped." "ya.." "So the ghosts are still here." "in fact..and I don't know how to say it uh... but... you guys are recording this TV show in the wrong place... 425)}*This is a lie to make Matsumoto terrified." "do you believe in ghosts?" "Hmmm...no..." "I don't want to." "But...they ARE real." "Have you ever seen this kind of photo?" "he doesn't have a head." "see?" "Well.." "I heard that this hotel was open until a year ago." "ya" "But...not at the moment..." "Speaking of the reason... one of the guest woman committed suicide by hanging herself." "IN HERE." "Also.." "418)}*This is another lie to make him even more terrified." "the number of guests have been decreasing." " Ok" " Ya the hotel had to close and go out of business." "I heard you were staying here.... ...and please be careful." "[Hamada]:" "How can he leave like that?" "[Endo]:" "That guy is can be very persuasive." "Completely depressed Matsumoto" "[Yamasaki]:" "So that's how it is." "[Endo]:" "He didn't even finish his dinner." "Matsumoto's annoyed." "He seems to have lost his appetite." "Another trap..." "[Hamada]:" "It's a fart cushion again:p" "Give me a break already..." "Matsumoto seems interested*" "[Matsumoto]:" "I didn't have anything better to do" "We've prepared a hot bath in the onsen for you..." "Please follow the arrows." "Onsen time! Go down the stairs and through the garden." "(Again an untranslated list)" "305)}Scary doll" "*Cautious Matsumoto checks the inside of the locker.*" "338)}Matsumoto" "Cut it out!" "On a board:" "How's the water?" "now go away!" "Fujiwara:" "I've been married for a year now!" "Eh?" "You've been married for a year?" ".. What's that got to do with me?" "Fujiwara:" "I'm learning how to cook cold Chinese food" "Whatever..." "Matsumoto comes out..." "But!" "What he didn't know... Manager Tashima quietly slipped into the locker" "170)}That's scary!" "*Just look at Matsumoto's face!" ":" "D*" "Manager:" "I brought you some water." "Tashima returns in the locker for some reason." "[Matsumoto]:'I thought I checked that locker!" "'" "What the heck!" "~ 409)}The scary picture from before:]" "GEEZ!" "~" "Endo and Tanaka arrive!" "They head straight for the staff HQ with more nasty pranks in mind!" "What now?" "Some reporters from the African Channel Television want to take a quick interview ...since this is your first batsu game in 7 years." "There's not much to talk about you know..." "I'll ask them in" "Random dude:" "OK?" "Roll the camera!" "Fujiwara:" "This is your first batsu in seven years" "..How do you feel about that?" "441)}*Board:" "Act funny!" "Yeah..uh.." "so I don't mind" "*Random dude waves like Matsumoto has to continue.*" "What?" "What do you want me to do?" "next question...ehh.." "Do you have plans for another job?" "not at all 428)}*Act funny!" "(again)" "This job is all I need." "*Random dude wants more video..*" "I'm sticking with it." "I'm happy to hear that." "how much money did you save so far?" "428)}*Be serious this time!" "so..." "Random dude:" "That's a wrap!" "éh?" "!" "What the hell." "Hamada and Tanaka were already cooking up a new plan" "Matsumoto gets all "WoaHh"and stuff!" "[Hamada]:" "I'd definitely let my guard down." "What the hell!" "?" "Cut it out!" "The three look very pleased" "He did it twice." "But Hamada wants more..." "He explains his next strategy without mercy!" "hit his head and get out of there." "This is not good for my physic health..." "He must feel the humiliation now pretty hard." "why don't you sing a song in the karaoke to get away from everyday's stress?" "so please come to the mail hall once again." "I don't want to~" "10pm:" "Karaoke time!" "This time's mysterious phenomenon:" "Tajima Manager wearing the japanse armor will begin to move when Matsumoto starts singing." "Can he conquer this horror?" "325)}Landlady Fujiwara 373)}Tajima" "I was waiting for you." "This is the laser karaoke." "so you can start soon." "Please come here." "Song:" "Ashita Ga Aru Sa (There's Always Tomorrow) 228)}Ehi!" "306)}Ehi!" "305)}Ehi!" "224)}Ehi!" "I always see her at the same train station" "The girl with the sailor uniform and the breads in her hair" "Its almost time..." "Its almost time... 401)}Fujiwara leaves the hall to leave Matsumoto alone." "I wait again in vain... even when left alone." "there is always tomorrow..." "Please stop!" "Really!" "I brought you a bottle of water." "Hamada and Kokoriko hide in Matsumoto's room." "Matsumoto returns to his room... 347)} Guess what is lying there :p" "I can learn" "433)}Hamada surprise attack in..." "LOOK!" "This is his motion!" "OOOH!" "I'm very surprised." "WHAT!" "?" "What?" "a present for you." "What's Country Dumpling?" "uhm..you need some sweets... you shouldn't reduce your blood sugar level." "How is it?" "You were moving your hands and legs!" "Hamada is happy to have surprised Matsumoto." "Are you scared of them?" "Were you scared of them?" "Were you?" "What are you?" "I'm just asking to you if you were scared of that." "go back!" "Why!" "What's this?" "don't ask me about that.." "What's this?" "because it's scary." "Pic?" "ya..." "Huh" "Why is this scary?" "Is there something on this picture?" "but i guess so.." "where?" "not where!" "You can find it by yourself!" "Aah!" "No more!" "You can explain it to me!" "I really don't want to see it!" "Really?" "no more." "I don't want to see it too." "Hamada is surprised by Matsumoto's fart." "hu!" "Are you gonna fly?" "You fly!" "Like Hu!" "What's with this guy..what's that?" "You foolish!" "can't you?" "I'll still be there." "438)}Tanaka appearing in... huh?" "MOOH!" "What's that?" "It's a present for you." "huh." "Isn't it?" "I think so." "438)}Endo appearing in..." "You scared us 10 out of 10!" "What are you!" "?" "!" "he is!" "He was caught by all that!" "It's natural to be surprised!" "but his nerves are still on the edge" "I'm sick of it!" "We understand." "huh?" "CAREFLY!" "It's like you.." "Hamada is foolish." "He was surprised by my fart!" "He can be much of a nerve." "Well...really.." "What?" "you know..." "I was lonely." "I can see it." "386)}Matsumoto is actually happy his 3 friends are there." "It's scary here..." "Well really..." "The telephone is really old.." "scary... and what I chose was...uuh.." "Well..you know.." "The video of "Shining". the person in the end gets all crazy." "He takes an axe and goes rampaging around the hotel!" "I thought:"Why did I watch such movie so timely..!" "339)}The guys get pretty surprised by a sudden sound of a crying woman." "besides Matsumoto..?" "Good question... really." "someone kicks at the wall!" "I'm angry at it!" "341)}Matsumoto is angry at the prank Hamada thought of:" "P" "it seems someone messed up my Tobacco like trash!" "but.." "it is just bullshit!" "I would be scared to death!" "uhm.." "what?" "What?" "What?" "This can't make anyone laughing..." "Look." "there isn't a head on this guy." "His head is gone." "You're kidding.." "Moreover..." "His shadow is headless too..." "That's just too scary..!" "why?" "165)}I'm still surprised!" "Hello?" "hey!" "This is brother!" "Takahiro) hello!" "I'm Hamada!" "OH!" "Hi." "Your brother is trying his best now." "OH!" "Shall I put him on?" "Yes please." "Ok!" "hey." "Hey you ya" "Your brother" "What/Who are you!" "?" "You should have nothing to do with me now!" "I heard from Hama-chan you're in trouble now." "where?" "I'm at home in Amasaki" "Why are you calling me from such place?" "aren't you?" "I don't come back for the festival..." "Mom and dad are waiting for you." ".na...but..." "It doesn't relate to now...doesn't it?" "HEY!" "so ya.." "Are you hearing me?" "What?" "can you listen to it?" "wait a bit..." "Matsumoto~Hi~To~Shi~♪" "It's hard to listen.." "back uppers" "Matsumoto~Hi~To~Shi~♪ cut down the number of tabacco you smoke" "Matsumoto~Hi~To~Shi~♪" "♪Brother ilfis(I am)" "♪Brother ilfis(I am)" "♪I am Hitoshi Matsumoto's brother" "He uses his little brother's name too much in the lyrics." "Everyone can be amazed." "Eh?" "What's up?" "The four are getting nervous." "What about it?" "You can hear stuff from time to time... or maybe something else... uhu" "Moooooh!" "I said it!" "Its very scary!" "You... dude!" "This is just like the pattern." "They always scare us and we're like:"DooGH"!" "I destroyed your Jigsaw puzzle.." "common man!" "I have nothing to do around here!" "Man!" "Common man!" "I mussed up.." "I beg you not to rob my enjoyment.." "please make it again!" "Sorry!" "we shouldn't do such thing.." "forced watching the horror video from Matsumoto." "436)}Breaking the vase in... time to go back!" "NOOOHOOW!" "The guys are getting scared and going back." "You must watch the video!" "It's cursed!" "Good luck!" "once again." "The 3 members return to the staff room." "this is Hamada's face!" "411)}Tajima wearing armor" "but the night isn't over yet!" "even the phone made me jump!" "didn't you?" "but then my brother started singing on the phone and" "I thought: "What the hell!" "?" "What was I supposed to do?" "But Hamada got scared of Matsumoto's fart." "And don't you compare MY reaction to Hamada's when he saw the armor." "You were scared of it too!" "but I still acted like a man." "I just went a little:"Ah"." "When Tajima came out of the locker you were all:"AAAAH!"." "I was just like:"AH"." "But Hamada was all like:"AAAAAAAHHH!" "But your dance was the best part!" "Or when you hugged yourself like that." "What was that?" "!" "11pm:" "It's been 4 hours and Matsumoto is starting to look tired." "please come down and enjoy!" "I don't wanna~" "Fireworks time!" "417)}Tjima Armor suit in..." "Who's there..?" "What was that?" "He hit the door!" "Scary!" "Scary!" "Scary!" "Go away!" "Go away!" "Go away!" "Matsumoto is enjoying the fireworks all by himself." "{\cHFF00FF}It's a curse!" "{\cHFF00FF}The cursed Samurai!" "Heipo keeps repeating "Tatari ja~(It's a curse!" ") and "Ochibusha~"(the cursed samurai)." "Matsumoto repeats "Nani?"(what?" ")." "Heipe pretends to be really scared." "Heipe bumps into a staff member and runs away." "What?" "Go away!" "I'm scared!" "Heipo panicing." "What?" "!" "Just go away already!" "I can't see.." "Come with me." "No." "I'm scared!" "Fujiwara:" "I'll bring you some water..in your room." "Don't bang on the door this time." "This is bad for my heart!" "Here's your water. so please come to the mail hall." "Matsumoto is not interested." "11PM:" "Sexy night show time!" "An old man wandering around and the old man and the 'armor' hiding in Matsumoto's room." "But the biggest trap is the show itself!" "it was." "This sucks." "An over-aged woman as sexy dancer(Bah!" ")" "[Hamada]:" "That's not even dancing!" "[Hamada]:" "Lame!" "[Matsumoto]:" "That was REALLY long!" "[Hamada]:" "And she kept kissing!" "I thought she would leave me alone." "But no..." "Shes just kept going..." "Hamada and Tanaka enter his room again." "Matsumoto has had more than enough." "right?" "We sure got him this time." "And that's something to be proud of." "Exactly." "What happed before?" "Well... ..there was a monster." "A monster?" "What did it do?" "right?" "Really scared." "so I went to sexy show!" "And that old hag with the perm just kept dancing around!" "She just wouldn't stop!" "For more than 20 minutes!" "She smelled bad and she kissed me so many times too!" "That's just cruel!" "Isn't it?" "I just wanna go home." "What the hell was that!" "? ..Give me a break with that fart cushion." "Every time I get back.." "It was funny the first two or three times but.." "it's there!" "Can I sleep now?" "I have nothing better to do." "Sure you do." "I'm going to the bathroom." "Bathroom?" "...I'm scared.." "{\3cH03038D}Matsumoto is scared like a little child." "There is nothing there...right?" "Don't do anything funny when I get back!" "What's the matter?" "What the heck was that?" "!" "For some reason Matsumoto gets cracked up." "What?" "go see for yourself." "right?" "What's up with that reaction?" "That's SCARY!" "go check it out!" "I don't want to.." "Just go already!" "How am I supposed to get out when that thing is still there?" "!" "Oh!" "He's gone." "Are you sure?" "What's with him?" "He gives me the creeps.." "Matsumoto fell into Endo's trap." "That's just mean!" "We got you!" "Cut it out already." "it's alright." "The toilet is in front of Matsumoto's room." "But what didn't know.." "The toilet is haunted!" "Hold on!" "That is too cruel!" "That is too cruel!" "THAT IS TOO CRUEL!" "~~~" "Matsumoto is seriously scared." "I think I'm getting sick." "What was that supposed to mean?" "I can't even pee like this!" "~" "I'm not going back in there.." "How about you give it another try?" "ok?" "People have to pee... seriously!" "People have to pee...so..." "Matsumoto tries not to look at the window." "Come on..ok?" "This is.." "people have to pee..." "LEAVE ME ALONE~~~!" "I'm creeped out!" "ok?" "You can't do that!" "Go back to the bathroom!" "What is in there anyways?" "There's a creepy girl in there... ok?" "I need to go." "People need to pee right?" "Hamada." "Matsumoto pleads Hamada for help." "You're absolutely sure I can go?" "What's up with that "creepy girl"?" "Hamada lends Matsumoto a hand." "Where?" "In here!" "What?" "come on." "Look." "What the hell are you doing?" "Did you see it?" "Don't you get used to it?" "Yeah." "It's been 3 times already." "Did you finish?" "I didn't.." "I'm so hating this... right?" "She will leave you alone this time..." "Matsumoto avoids looking in the window." "{\cH7D0422}What's he doing..?" "That's enough." "ENOUGH!" "I've had enough!" "I Can't pee like that." "What are you doing?" "You can't do that!" "Matsumoto tries to pee in a cup." "I have to pee." "Staff:" "Tell Matsumoto he can go now." "You can go now." "He already started..." "Do we really have to see this...?" "He's just standing there." "Crap!" "It's too small!" "Is this guy for real?" "You're tired Matsumoto." "He is peeing very long.." "He has too much pee." "You're still peeing..." "How do you manage that?" "Trow it away in the toilet!" "I have to go to the bathroom again..." "The ghost is gone now." "it's ok now." "You must throw it in toilet now!" "What?" "Why did you come back with those cups?" "!" "Hey!" "Why did you?" "There is no place to put these..." "You should have put it in a corner in the bathroom." "Yes.." "huh?" "yes." "Not just "yes"!" "But it's ok." "no way!" "No way...." "So time to go back." "Yes." "Good luck." "Eh..why?" "Oh...well.." "{\4cH0000B3}They are surprised by Tanaka kicking the door." "What are you doing man?" "!" "What does that guy think he is!" "good luck Matsumoto." "We're leaving." "{\4cH0000B3}Matsumoto is left alone again." "I'm coming in." "321)}Landlady Fujiwara" "Don't kick the door." "Sorry." "Matsumoto.." "Yeah?" "we ask all the guests... to join the purification to purge of ghosts. at the shrine outside..." "So please join us." "That can't be true... huh?" "0:30am:" "Time to visit the shrine." "110)}This time mysterious phenomena:" "143)}" " Konya Ga Yamada waiting for Matsumoto." "314)}" " Tajima wearing armor and attacking." "103)}Night camera" "This way." "I wonder what that is." "huh?" "There's something." "ma." "Who?" "394)}Konya Ga Yamada waiting" "Ohhhh...he is Konya Ga Yamada..." "He should have nothing to do with this." "this way." "this way?" "yes you have to go alone." "no!" "I'm with you.." "Was that your joke?" "!" "yes." "What is this?" "Woah~" "Its torii...!" "we shouldn't go through here...huh?" "Ohh...it's grim..." "Over there Matsumoto." "Eh?" "Paying homage at a shrine?" "We shouldn't be here... we shouldn't... hold this." "it's dangerous to do such thing in this place!" "Don't do it!" "We can slip away dude!" "Fujiwara can't help it to laugh at scared Matsumoto." "Is he gone?" "Ok?" "Yes." "I thought we were visiting the shrine!" "We had better not come here." "it's so absurd!" "You took me too such a high place...don't be silly." "man." "Yamada is still there... 334)}Konya Ga Yamada" "Musn't he have said that when we went to the shrine?" "He must have missed the timing to say it." "He must have waited there to say that." "Matsumoto's night isn't over yet..." "Grandma night show.." "ya I think." "and.." "lol but my shirt was dirty by her lipstick." "if I'm right." "I guarded my heart so she couldn't steal it." "We appeared from the doors with loud bangs." "We wanted you to go to the toilet. and let you drink so much." "We tried to conduct you to the toilet." "you did?" "After the show I heard what the reason for that show was." "wasn't it?" "it was our setting." "Dreadfull!" "Why should I have to be kissed by some old bitch because of your bad setting?" "!" "It was a real bummer." "there are still lots of funny parts:" "D" "Bathing time once again" "Excuse me... yes?" "uhm.." "I'd like you to give me some hot water." "Hot water?" "yes." "Could you wait a minute?" "I can better hide myself in this closet." "406)\3cH960536}Yamasaki stands by when Matsumoto goes out." "Oh..." "There must be something here..." "Who are you?" "huh" "WOAH!" "{\4cH00FFFF}Scary old man." "432)}Yamasaki in..." "I don't need it anymore." "will cause me pain tomorrow." "Because I made this weird motion." "{\4cH000098}Matsumoto is feeling relief that Yamasaki is visiting him." "yes." "I went to a small shrine that was hidden in such a dark place... 233)}WAAAH" "Matsumoto can't help laughing at this miserableness." "this will be over in a little while." "This won't be over soon!" "But..." "But why doesn't it get light faster?" "it's still dark around here." "there is something in here Matsumoto." "Absolutely." "How many times do you think the wall was hit?" "There's no way you can get used to it." "there's no way." "But there are times I get really scared!" "You can't help bouncing." "good luck Matsumoto." "Do a good job!" "Hello?" "hello yes?" "excuse me." "Can I speak with Matsumoto please?" "hello" "I'll put him on." "hello" "The staff tells Matsumoto to set the revercedokiri.(other word for reverse joke)" "Reverse dokkiri=Is some kind of reverse joke." "What's up?" "Yamasaki?" "yes?" "uh" "Go to the toilet." "Toilet?" "Why?" "Why do I have to go to the toilet?" "So suddenly.." "It's strange!" "you tell me this!" "It's strange!" "huh!" "pee... just go pee." "Because I also went to the bathroom... because you're here all the time." "But I don't have to pee!" "really." "Why?" "don't you?" "not so much." "Just go pee already.." "Seriously be I'll be back!" "^^" "Good luck.." "You've got to pee!" "I'll go." "Ok." "properly." "Ok" "*Editor* Enough pee already :[" "Don't shout so loudly!" "Go pee." "Who's there?" "Who's there...?" "Matsumoto can't stop laughing because of his successfull joke." "Yamasaki gets lost and begins to run wildy." "Heey!" "I completed." "Finished." "come." "it's almost time to go to bed." "So please turn of the light." "Have a good night." "Really..?" "This is..." "I don't wanna be here..." "I don't want the dark..." "It really smells like that old guy." "I told not to kick the door!" "The sun starts to rise after 2 hours of sleep." "The time to get up is coming." "Good morning." "It's morning now." "We have prepared breakfast for you so please come to the main hall." "AM 6:00:" "Breakfast time." "445)}Bu bu Cushion (1 guess what that means :" "D)" "Matsumoto got used to dealing with fart cushions." "I'm coming in." "so please" "Endo and Tanaka." "339)}Do an impression of Antonio Inoki don't be silly..." "Thanks you." "please say comments to the Central Africa's TV crews." "350)}Finish it with:" "Your fooling plan." "eh" "Because you are from Africa... eh..you look easygoing." "thank you." "Sudden water comes out of the mic." "Thank you very much." "What!" "?" "MOOOH!" "Thank you." "So much." "Matsumoto reaches the end of his hard schedule." "Moh" "I had no idea what would happen." "Question:" "What are you feeling right now?" "but.." "I have 2 things...that need some explanation." "That is...uh" "Heipo's meaning and.." "My brother's stupid song." "I still don't know what there meaning is." "Thank you very much." "{\cH4EE7F9\4cH019DB0\3cH07769F}Congratulations on the fulfillment of the Batsu Game." "Good job" "Thank you." "*Pretending the Batsu Game is over... appearing from the back of the car."