" That was amazing!" " I have a question." " What?" " Did you fake it?" " No." " In the end, you really..." " Of course!" " Well, it was..." " What?" " Different." " How?" " Like you faked it." "Guys don't fake it." "Girls do, but not guys." "Can I check?" "Ok, I faked it." "I knew it!" "I had a long day!" "And you were done." " When did I say that?" " You already..." " I was ready for more." " But I'm tired." "Why didn't you say it?" " Don't know..." " Cause that sound was horrible!" "Horrible?" " You never screamed like that!" " How is it usually?" "It's like if you were crying." " That's awful." " But today it was not human!" "Louder." "Louder, huge!" "Excuse me, got a call on line two." "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Episode 8- Desperate Househusband" "Spring comes with changes." "The weather changes and leaves snow for sun, but attitudes change too." "People become closer." "But for Johannes and I, it was the other way round." "It wasn't like in the first days anymore." "It's good to run in the morning." " You run like a girl." " Fuck you." " No, fuck you!" " You already did." " That's all?" " What?" "I insult you, then you insult me." "It was your turn." "I'm tired!" "Isobel said you have to run!" "To feel better." " Not in the mood." " What happens?" " Can you keep a secret?" " You know me." " That's why I ask." " Sure I can." "Johannes fakes the orgasm." "What I want is a cute guy, who cares for me and fights for me." "Take a Pokemon." " So it's not a problem?" " What?" " Maykel and me." " No, it was wrong anyway." "Why?" "You're German, I'm Jewish." "Our History is too complex." "You lost your German accent?" " Jodie Foster syndrome." " Means?" "Fifteen years of French schools." "With time, I lost the accent." "What's wrong?" "Maykel knows I'm faking in bed." "I don't know what to do." "You're a guy, you can't fake!" " Sure we can." " How?" "It's all about moaning." "But he could check the condom." " We do it bareback." " Really?" "Condoms are like eating sweets with the wrapper on." "Why do you fake?" "I was thinking about so many things." "And I wasn't in the mood." "You need a vacation." " It wouldn't help." " Why?" "We were too happy." "Something bad is coming." " From you?" " No, it won't come from me." "Feminine intuition?" "Delete this sentence from your mind." "So, I need to prepare my apartment for the sale." "You're moving?" "I'm bored." "And as I told you, I have no friend." "And me?" "I made my decision before." " Where do you go?" " Out of the city, I want fresh air." "What are you doing?" "Julien?" "It's Justine." "Did you ever fake with me?" "Ok, bye." "I never had sex with him." "Cedric?" "Did we have sex together?" "He may fake but still loves you." "But it hides something." "Listen." "Wait a second." ""Someone who fakes the orgasm could be either tired, or watching too much porn."" " See, he's tired." " Or watches too much porn." " And now?" " I'm looking for hidden porn." "By the way, do you know where is a girl's G-spot?" "At the end of the word "shopping"." "Are you checking his computer?" "That's confidence." " What were you looking for?" " Porn websites." " Why?" " Cause you're faking." ""A good relationship needs confidence between the two subjects."" "Get out!" "I'm sorry, and it was the first time." "Want me to bottom tonight?" "By the way, there is something else." "Justine will use the second bedroom for some time." "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"