"I am Marion Moseby, your cruise ship manager Welcome on board!" "Oh, you can get a pair just like these on the plaza deck" "The shorts, not the legs" "Gangway, London Tipton coming thru" "Ow!" "Wow, what was these?" "!" "That was my foot!" "Well, what was it doing under my trunk?" "Moseby, enough of your problems." "I am on vacation." "Yay, me!" "Well, actually "yay, you"" "is on the ship to attend" "Seven seas high school." "While it may be on a cruise ship, but this is no vacation." "Your daddy put you on this boat so that you can't jet off to Paris for lunch and miss your afternoon classes" "I had afternoon classes?" "What's next, classes in the morning?" "Were there London." "You know... the older I get, the more I realize you have to look adversity in the eye and say" ""you don't scare me!"" "Hey Mr. Moseby!" "*Mr. Mosbey screams*" "Moseby you're shaking like a chihuahua!" "Cold... seabreeze!" "You probably shouldn't have left your pants in the dryer for so long!" "Hello Carey!" "Boys..." "Did you miss us Mr. Moseby?" "Oh, why?" "Yes, yes!" "I mean without you the last 3 months on this floating paradise have been half so tortured." "Well.." "Your suffering is over!" "Eh?" "We're gonna be attending Seven Seas High!" "Ha?" "!" "They said they're going to be attending" "Seven Seas Hiiiiigh!" "He's getting old!" "Believe me it was not an decision but it's such a great opportunity and I can afford it with my employee discount so how can I say no?" "Well" "Like this..." "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!" "Took that better than I thought." "I can't believe I get to study oceonagrophy on the ocean!" "I'm gonna study anatomy, starting with her." "Ehem!" "As a study partner..!" "Come on!" "You know, I really hope that Mr. Moseby is ok!" "Ya.." "That was almost like he wasn't happy to see us." "Not true!" "I was jumping for joy." "Now put me down!" "Aww, come on Mr. Grumpy Pants!" "You know you're happy to see us." "Yes.." "I am smiling on the inside." "Now" "If you'll excuse me" "Think I swallowed a flounder" "Here's your Seven Seas High manual" "Don't lose it!" "It will be your life preserver." "Or your anker" "Don't worry!" "Your children are save." "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" ", Excuse me!" "Erm... is this where we get our suite assignments?" "Yes but as you can see there's a line!" "As you can see" "I don't care!" "My name is London Tipton!" "Oooh!" "Let's not make a big deal about the fact that my daddy owns the boat!" "Deal..." "I will treat you the same as everyone else!" "Back in the line!" "I mean if that's ok with you.." "It isn't.." "And that's ok with me!" "Oh" "There's the check-in line." "It's ok Mom!" "I'll take it from here" "Oh but there you need me to sign the forms for you" "Got it." "I love you!" "I love you!" "Have a good flight back to Kansas!" "Give a big hug to Sally, Lynn and all the other chickens!" "I will!" "Now don't you forget.." "I know!" "Bye!" "Oh.." "ok!" "Wear sun cream!" "Don't worry" "I put the seat down" "Whoa, check out our schedule!" "8 o'clock breakfast buffet" "9 o'clock volleyball tournament and donuts!" "10 o'clock water sports and omelette bar." "Man, I love this school!" "Zack, that's the passengers' schedule." "Here's the students' schedule" "8 hours of school and then a cheese sandwich." "*Speakers* Attention!" "10 minutes to departure" "*Speakers* All ashore that's going ashore" "Well.." "guess this is.." "Goodbye!" "Aw.." "Cody!" "Oh Mom!" "Oh man..!" "What am I gonna do without you?" "Don't worry, I've prepared 6 months of crescent rolls." "They're in the freezer" "Bake it 350° for 45 minutes" "Does that include defrosting time?" "No Mom it never includes that." "I'll e-mail you." "I'll miss you guys so much." "Eh Mom, hey, not a baby!" "No, you're right you're not." "Don't know when it happened that you guys grew up." "You don't need me anymore to tie your shoes or remind you to wear your sweaters which you really should be wearing because it's really breezy out here on this deck" "Sorry..." "Force of habit" "So ah.." "Ok well" "Bye Zack!" "Bye Mom!" "Honey, you ok?" "Yeah!" "Sure!" "No problem!" "See you!" "Ok!" "Mommy, don't go!" "Uch!" "How hideous!" "Oh, you do not like the room?" "No your clothes." "You really have to talk to daddy about these new maid outfits." "Oh you think I am.." "No no no no no!" "I'm Padma, your roommate!" "Roommate?" "Isn't it bad enough that daddy is making me go to this stupid sea school?" "Now he's making me share a room with a maid?" "!" "Ah.. student!" "Student-maid?" ".." "I hate training a new maid!" "And I hate rooming with stuck up snobs" "So I guess we're both up the Ganges without paddle!" "Look!" "I need my own room!" "Uh, idea!" "Why don't you drop out?" "Uh, better idea!" "Why don't you drop dead?" "There's nothing you can do that will make me drop out of this school!" "Really?" "Pick one from the top or two from the bottom" "I'm filthy rich!" "I'm filthy rich!" "Oh, hold that gangway I've got things to buy!" "Well" "This is my room." "Guess this is it." "After 15 years of sharing a room" "We finally go our separate ways." "I'll miss ya!" "I'll miss ya too!" "Hey I am Co - holy toledo" "Nice to meet you "Coholy"" "What happened in here?" "I was looking for my underwear." "Oh!" "There it is!" "You only brought one pair?" "Plus the pair I'm wearing!" "Ow!" "I'm Woody!" "Ah, you're one of those clean freaks." "Well," "I wouldn't necessarily call myself a freak." "Better go wash my hands." "You didn't use the bathroom yet, right?" "Oh yeah!" "Coholy?" "!" "Mr. "Toledo"?" "!" "Yo, I'm Bailey Pickett, sup?" "Hey brosif, what's going on?" "Zack Martin!" "Oh.." "right, fist pounds" "Whoa, what a mess?" "!" "Oh no, you're not one of those neat freaks, are you?" "Cuz I have dealt with one of those before!" "No man," "I'm just one of the guys!" "Erm.. that's my girlfriend's!" "I didn't think it was yours..!" "So ah.." "What's your girl like?" "She's very intelligent and she's got a great personality" "Arf, arf.." "Whoa!" "Dude!" "I didn't mean to offend you!" "Oh, no!" "I just thought I'd hang a rope in divide of the room." "I like my privacy!" "Aw... you are one of those neat freaks!" "No no!" "I'm real easy-going!" "Here's the bathroom schedule!" "Errrm.." "not so sure I can "go" on schedule.." "Helps if you would drain" "If you liked that, wait till you hear me fart "Stairway to heaven"" "That's like a 10 minute song!" "I can only do it after the mexican buffet." "Which.." "we're having tonight!" "Yay..!" "I can not believe you used my hairbrush to scratch your back!" "Back?" "Ah come on, you're worse than my brother!" "Oh hi Cody, what's going on?" "My roommate farts classic rock." "Cool!" "*Speaker* Attention students!" "*Speaker* Classroom time will begin in 5 minutes!" "Hey invisible voice, 5 minutes does not work for me!" "Then why do they call him a purser?" "!" "I don't know!" "But I do know that it is not his job to hold your purse!" "Fine, then you hold it!" "Oh good grief, what is in this?" "My allowance." "Moving on!" "This is the state-of-the-art marine biology lab" "Which my daddy paid for!" "Can I go now?" "No!" "Now if you all follow me, we'll go up one deck to the planetarium" "I don't know what that is but my daddy paid for it!" "Can I go now?" "No, but nothing would make me happier..!" "Wanna feed the octopus?" "Yeah!" "That's one good-looking cephalopod" "Ye and you know, they're highly intelligent!" "They can be taught to open jars." "Stupid jar!" "We need a hammer!" "Yes!" "Man" "Woody?" "Right!" "You want him?" "We can switch roommates!" "You take Woody I take Bailey!" "Deal!" "Woody what are you doing?" "Uh it's mushy!" "And delicate!" "No, ah ah!" "Ah, no no no!" "Can you see it?" "Hey yeah it's stuck here aside at the boat!" "Hold my legs and lower me down, I think I can reach it!" "Ok I got it!" "Seagulls attacking!" "Seagulls attacking!" "Don't leave the octopus!" "No you're right of course!" "I just let em peck my eyes out..!" "Pull me in!" "Are those care bears?" "This is a nightmare!" "Not too pretty from this side either!" "Maybe they're still in the lab!" "What in the world is going on here?" "N.." "Nothing?" "Are those care bears?" "Come on!" "How long does it take for one guy to rinse off?" "Well excuse me but I'm moisturising!" "Which I need to do after I shave." "Shave what?" "You're like one of those hairless cats!" "Hey, seen my soap on a ... whoa?" "!" "Dude..!" "You need a haircut!" "I can explain..!" "Please tell me the explanation is that you're a girl because... strangely attracted to you right now!" "Alright, alright!" "I'm a girl!" "See, all the girls spots for this year were filled so" "I applied as a guy and since my name is Bailey and I did play in the boys baseball team it worked!" "Well it worked right up to the moment you walked out when you were scheduled to take a shower and doing the whole thing!" "So somehow this is my fault..?" "Yes!" "Don't you knock when you're leavin the bathroom?" "Lucky I was raised by a woman so this sort of irrational behavior doesn't throw me." "Wouldn't it have been easier if... just thinking out loud here to wait and applying next year?" "!" "No!" "If you'd ever smelled hogs, you'd know why!" "Not that I don't love Kettlecorn but it's just too little!" "If you blink, you miss the whole town and suddenly you're caught up in a hustle and bustle cattle pot!" "I just can't go home now!" "I can't!" "You have to promise you won't tell anyone I'm a girl!" "Please!" ", Please!" "I'm begging you!" "Don't worry!" "It will be our little secret!" "Woody said he's willing to trade - why.." "are you guys holding hands?" "Err.." "secret handshake!" "Yes!" "And by the way" "I'm not trading roommates!" "So.." "Why didn't you wanna switch roommates?" "We figured opposites attract!" "A.." "And by opposites he means like in clean and messy" "Not like boy and girl..!" "Why don't we go and play pool while Woody and Cody work on their issues, eh?" "We have issues?" "!" "No, no, no!" "Yes!" "Here, lemme show you how to do it!" "Thanks Zack!" "Why can't we get along like that?" "What are you doing?" "Errr" "How about playing patriots?" "Ye!" "I hate this stupid sea school and I hate this stupid boat!" "Hey, guard the raider game is open!" "I love this stupid boat!" "Give up the gold headphones!" "They match my outfit" "*Speakers* Attention!" "*Speakers* We will now conduct our first lifeboat drill" "*Speakers* Report to your assigned muster station!" "Boy.." "that's a loud bell!" "I can barely hear myself not think!" "What does three consecutive alarm bells mean?" "Ah I don't know let me check!" "One bell:" "Breakfast" "Two bells:" "Lunch" "Three bells:" "Sinking ship" "Sinking ship!" "Which way?" "!" "Ah.. port!" "London, the other port!" "Hurry!" "The water is already tipping over!" "No you just broke your heel..!" "Worse!" "Look!" "Life jackets!" "Uch.." "are they all orange?" "I need to go change!" "London!" "Look!" "An exit!" "Let's get outta here!" "One more time!" "Right!" "We fell overboard!" "Why is the ocean so hot?" "Probably because it's a hot tub!" "Why is there a hot tub in the middle of the ocean?" "Here's your hat Bailey!" "Dude you're a girl!" "I am?" "That explains so much!" "Miss Pickett!" "Why on earth would you masquerade as a boy?" "Well I.." "I don't know" "Yes you do!" "It was her only way to get out of Popcorn, Kansas!" "Kettlecorn!" "Whatever!" "This girl was meant for bigger things than shuck hogs!" "No you shuck corn!" "When you try to shuck a hog it bites ya!" "Work with me!" "Anyways.." "Seven Seas High was Bailey's one chance to get off the farm" "Which she has dreamed of doing her whole life!" "You can't send her back to carmel corn!" "Kettlecorn!" "If you've ever been to Kettle pond you've driven right thru it!" "Well!" "Bailey your application was by far the most impressive" "Wait a minute!" "What?" "!" "What about my essay on partical reproduction?" "I had pictures!" "Can I see em?" "Bailey, I'd let you stay but unfortunately we don't have a cabin to put you in!" "She can stay in my room!" "I'm willing to take one for the team!" "I meant... a girls cabin!" "Every girl has a roommate!" "Except for me!" "London!" "Thank you, thank you!" "London, so nice from you to offer to share your room with Bailey!" "Well I wasn't offering!" "Here's a diamond necklace," "Drop out!" "I wouldn't drop outta that school for all the money in the world!" "I can get that!" "No I wanna stay here and be BFF!" "Get o f f!" "I will not share a room!" "But you will if you wanna stay in this school!" "I don't!" "Hasn't anyone been listening to a single word I've said?" "Stupid sea school!" "Uh, it's just a big pain in the butt!" "Mr. Moseby!" "Read this note from London!" "I can't take it anymore, no one understands me!" "No one cares about me!" "I am going to a place where no one will ever find me!" "P.S. please send my luggage to daddy's villa on Parrot Island even though that's not where I'm going!" "What are we gonna do? Mr. Tipton is not gonna like my loosing his daughter on the first day of school!" "The point of putting London on the boat is that there's no way off of it!" "You're right!" "Except for a helicopter!" "Can I borrow these?" "Would you.." "And the pilot is wearing London's diamond necklace!" "Frank you turn that whirlybird around!" "You're so on report, Frank!" "Frank!" "Fraaaank!" "Fraaaank!" "Mr. Moseby..!" "Man overboard!" "Now again!" "==by MacsMedia=="