"The Supergas Petroleum Enhancer 15 January" "Experiment #573, Group 6" "What's up?" "The Supergas!" "It works!" "Supergas?" "It works!" "It's a revolution in renewable energy." "A VC firm will invest on Wednesday." "But first I'm leaving for Thailand." "All I need is Zhou's power of attorney, and we're all set." "Xu Lang, we've been together for 12 years" "I ask you for a divorce, and you only think of your company!" "This marriage means nothing to you, does it?" "You know what this project means to me." "Your daughter Xiao Di had an accident." "What happened to her?" "!" "She fought with Dandan, just to prove that she'd been to Ocean Park." "Dandan shoved her hard." "She fell, and cracked her head open." "How could this happen?" "I promised" "I'd take her to Ocean Park." "You've made that promise seven times." "She's been waiting this whole time" "I can't sign the divorce papers today." "Or I'm going to miss my flight" "I can't sign them today, really." "And I'm not going to explain again" "I've spent four years working on this." "The project is everything I have!" "We'll talk when I get back" "I only want Xiao Di." "Do I have to kneel down and beg?" "The last time you knelt down to me was when you proposed." "It's funny." "Oh my!" "Xu, what are you doing?" "Get out!" "Are you proposing to your wife again?" "Aren't you honeymooning in Paris?" "What are you doing here?" "Did you hear anything from Mr. Zhou?" "No, I didn't" "I heard you've a deal with a VC company." "No" "Then where are you going?" "Hong Kong." "What?" "What for?" "Has Mr. Zhou contacted you?" "No, not a word." "Do you know where he is?" "No." "I thought that you knew." "No." "How did you know I knew?" "I didn't know you know!" "Enjoy your mano-o-mano." "I'm leaving." "Let go of me!" "Didn't you say you're off to Thailand?" "No, I didn't" "I'll say it again, all I want is Xiao Di." "Let go of me!" "Take care!" "So you're going to Thailand?" "You believe the lies I told my wife?" "Our Mr. Zhou is in Thailand." "Your wife's pregnant and alone in Paris." "How can you not be worrying about her?" "Why were you arguing?" "Who was cheating?" "We're married." "Begging is normal" "I think your stiff neck is returning." "Yeah?" "Isn't your tooth hurting again?" "Your teeth are hurting me!" "Your phone is charged." "Here's the Thai baht." "You're on Little Red Riding Hood Tours." "Gao Bo left his honeymoon early." "It means he closed a deal in France." "Yes, sir." "We're ruined if he finds Zhou first." "Yes, sir!" "Call me if he does anything suspicious." "Yes, sir!" "When is the flight exactly?" "In two hours." "Any news from the hacker?" "He said Zhou is in Chiang Mai" "I know Chiang Mai well." "Where exactly?" "Somewhere in Chiang Mai." "Somewhere?" "He's meditating at one of the temples." "At one of the temples?" "Yes, at one of the temples." "There are thousands of temples there!" "The hacker said he'd keep hacking." "You want me on a wild goose chase?" "No!" "I'll send you the map soon!" "If you can't locate him within a mile, at which temple on which mountain today, you'll never work in this business again." "Yes, sir!" "Mr. Xu, how's your tooth?" "Map to the big phone, calls to the other." "Yes, sir." "Listen, Xiao Di?" "We'll go to Ocean Park in a few days" "I don't believe you!" "Sweetie, daddy's sorry." "Really." "Liar!" "I mean it this time." "The other girls said I don't have a dad!" "Who said you don't have a father?" "Hello?" "Lili!" "Yeah." "Hi" "I'm waiting for the map." "Where is it?" "Guess!" "Listen to me!" "If I arrive in Thailand without a map, what am I gonna do in Chiang Mai's areas?" "Ladyboys!" "What else would you do?" "No worries!" "I'll bring one back for you!" "I have to go now." "Send the map ASAP!" "You bet I will!" "Okay, bye bye!" "Whoah!" "What a huge screen!" "Ouch!" "Sorry" "Sorry, sorry..." "Hello?" "You have the address?" "Send it right now." "Hey, we're taking off." "The phone will interfere with the plane." "What if we crash?" "Turn it off" "I know!" "You don't have to tell me that." "Then turn it off!" "How can I help you, sir?" "His phone is still turned on!" "What are you doing?" "Your phone is still on." "You know it's dangerous to keep it on." "Sir, please power off your phone now." "Yes, I will." "Just one more second." "Sir, please turn off your phone now." "She doesn't buy it!" "Think about all these people's lives." "Come on, turn it off." "Otherwise the plane won't take off." "Thank you for your cooperation." "It's okay." "The first time I flew, I didn't know" "I fly all the time." "So what do you do?" "I make spring onion pancakes!" "I'm Bao's Pancake Chronicles on Weibo!" "Let's friend each other on Weibo" "I turned off my phone!" "It's okay." "We can do it when we land." "This is the immigration form." "Please fill it in." "Immigration form." "Please fill it in." "Hey, what's your name?" "What do you want?" "Can you tell me what this says?" "What should I write here?" "Give me your passport." "Thank you!" "Why is everything in plastic bags?" "My mom says it rains a lot in Thailand, so you have to waterproof everything!" "Wang Bao?" "You can call me Baobao." "The purpose of your trip to Thailand?" "Well, look, this is my bucket list!" "First I want to see the Taj Mahal..." "Whoah!" "Hold on!" "The Taj Mahal is in India!" "Oh, okay, we'll scratch that one then." "Get a massage, ride an elephant..." "Go swimming, worship Buddha..." "And I'm gonna fight a Thai kickboxer!" "And I'll plant my Good Health Tree." "Okay, we don't have to list everything." "Just 'travel' is fine" "I'm gonna see a ladyboy show too!" "Look!" "Ladyboys!" "Is she a ladyboy too?" "No." "That's my girlfriend." "She's your girlfriend?" "Yeah" "But she's the movie star Fan Bingbing!" "Yeah!" "Fan Bingbing is my girlfriend." "Fan Bingbing is your girlfriend?" "Yeah!" "You cut this out of a magazine." "No, I didn't" "I cut it from a newspaper." "Something's wrong with your medication." "How did you know it was time?" "!" "How can I help you, sir?" "Can I have some water?" "Yes, sir." "I'll be right back." ""Lost In Thailand."" "Lili!" "I just arrived in Bangkok" "I couldn't download the map yet." "Send it again, alright?" "Hang on!" "I think my phone has a virus!" "Hey, can you take a picture of me?" "Hold on!" "Hey!" "Take a picture of me!" "Okay, okay." "Here." "Thanks!" "Can you hold onto my Good Health Tree?" "Thanks!" "Hey..." "I have a weak phone signal." "Email me." "Tour guide!" "Tour guide!" "Are there earlier flights to Chiang Mai?" "You aren't coming with us?" "No, I have an emergency." "Hold on, I'll check for you" "Don Mueang Airport has a flight." "But hurry, the flight leaves in an hour." "Okay, I understand." "There are just two airports in Bangkok?" "Yes." "And I can't refund your booking!" "That's fine." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Sorry to keep you waiting so long." "Where the hell have you been?" "Hey, listen up" "I spied a spy in the bathroom!" "You're insane!" "Seriously, he was talking on his phone about implanting a global positioning tracker." "Hey, are you okay?" "What are you doing?" "Aren't you coming with us?" "Bye!" "Bye!" "Wang Bao!" "Hurry!" "You can call me Baobao." "Wang Bao," "I'm heading to Chiang Mai on business." "It was a chance encounter." "But it was a pleasure meeting you." "One day I'll try your spring onion pancakes." "Yeah" "You have to promise me!" "Yeah" "Why don't you write down my number?" "It's fine." "I'll be in touch in Beijing." "But how if you don't know my number?" "Let me tell you now." "Okay, go ahead." "Write it down..." "Don't worry, I have a good memory" "I can remember it." "Just say it 137970767017" "Can you repeat it back to me?" "No problem." "I have it memorized." "Bye." "Remember to send me your number too." "Enjoy your life with Fan Bingbing!" "Hey!" "I'm very sorry" "I lied to you." "The truth is..." "Fan Bingbing isn't my girlfriend yet." "Understood." "Have a good trip!" "Bye!" "But my mom likes Fan Bingbing." "Bye!" "She's a huge fan of Fan!" "Bye!" "Go that way." "Be quick!" "No, no, no..." "Relax." "No police, no camera!" "Really, just be calm..." "Use the loudspeaker!" "No, no, no, no..." "Gentlemen don't honk their horns." "Relax" "I'm in a rush, no time to relax!" "(Japanese) Calm down..." "Now you're speaking Japanese" "I'm not Japanese." "I'm Chinese" "Chinese people are always in a hurry." "Thai people are always lazy." "Whereabouts in China?" "Beijing" "Your traffic is even worse!" "This is Thailand." "Relax..." "Please!" "Sorry, no ticketing without a passport." "Tell me the fastest way to Chiang Mai?" "By train, tomorrow morning, have one." "By train without a passport is okay?" "Yes, sir." "And hotel?" "No..." "Okay." "Did you forget something!" "?" "You can't find it, can you?" "Well, I got it!" "I was wondering, why your phone was in my pocket." "How did you find me!" "The tour leader said you're here, so..." "I almost lost you." "Here's your phone" "I don't want it." "Take it." "A gift." "Go!" "No." "Mom said don't take from strangers." "Didn't she teach you obedience?" "My mom told me to be kind and to always do the right thing." "Oh, you are really unbelievable!" "Are you being sarcastic?" "No." "That was a compliment." "Then could you lend me some money?" "Are you completely brain dead?" "!" "How did you know that?" "It was just this morning, after I left, that I realized I'd forgotten my wallet." "And I took a taxi just now to find you." "The driver's still waiting for the fare" "I promise I'll pay you back later." "That's enough." "Thank you!" "Hey, Wang Bao!" "Do you have your passport?" "Yes, I do." "Do you?" "I'm sorry, Wang Bao" "I was very rude just now." "It's okay." "Listen, from now on, we're traveling companions." "We'll go to Chiang Mai together." "You don't have to say that." "You already paid for my taxi." "Look, you've lost the tour group, and you don't have any money with you." "How are you gonna complete your list?" "Where are you going?" "Let me pay for your hotel room." "On the road, people have to help each other." "Just like a team." "My name is Xu Lang" "I'm Baobao." "Mom says, if it's too good to be true..." "Did your mom ever tell you that most people in the world are good?" "Well... what should we name our team?" "The Legends of Thailand." "Uhm... anything better?" "How about Potato and Mushroom?" "Let's stick with the Legends of Thailand." "Can I have your passport, sir?" "Just a moment." "Okay" "Give me your passport" "I have the membership card." "Stop taking pictures!" "Oh, get the chair in the picture too." "Why?" "Just get it in the shot." "The Edward Scissorhands' pose must be the tackiest in the world." "Hey!" "Let's go see a ladyboy show!" "They're all guys." "What's the point?" "What!" "?" "Ladyboys are really boys?" "You flew here and you don't know that?" "But how do they do it?" "Does your phone have 3G?" "No" "Can it get online with WiFi?" "Yeah!" "I just posted on Weibo." "For free!" "Hey, look, massage!" "Let's go shopping!" "No" "Then how about a massage treatment?" "No" "How about dinner?" "No" "Jeez!" "I'll pay the money back!" "I can't think about it right now." "But I'm hungry." "Go get dinner then" "I don't have any money." "Help yourself" "I don't speak English." "I can't order." "This hotel?" "Yes, that's right, sir" "I already have a room." "And can you tell me whether people... using the same card are staying here?" "Wait a moment, sir." "Yes, have one." "This man is my workmate." "Today is his birthday" "I want to give him some surprise" "I need to speak to him." "Okay #2232" "Okay" "He's not here." "You came here for a vacation." "Why must you challenge a Thai kickboxer?" "I talked to Fan Bingbing's agent." "He said I can be her personal bodyguard if I can beat a Thai kickboxer." "Then," "I'll make pancakes for her every day." "But Fan can't eat pancakes every day." "You don't understand, it's not easy." "There's a special way to knead the dough." "And you need what kind of dough to use." "What spring onions to use." "Whether to grill, roast, steam or fry." "Okay, okay how much do you sell one for?" "2.5 yuan." "What do the ingredients cost?" "Less than 1 yuan." "How many can you sell in a day?" "800" "That's a lot!" "That's on a slow day!" "Your net profit is 26,000 a month..." "You could make a lot if you franchised." "That's right!" "If you had 100 franchisees in Beijing." "You could make 500,000 yuan a month." "And 6 million a year." "That's right!" "If there were 5,000 stores nationwide, you could make 300 million yuan a year." "Yeah!" "That's right!" "You'd go public in two years." "That's right I could!" "How about selling me the recipe?" "Sure" "My secret recipe is... that I have to make them all by myself." "No hiring anyone and no freezing them, they must be fresh out of the oven." "You'll be making them til you drop." "How did you know that?" "I love making pancakes!" "Let me show you something cool." "Excuse me!" "Please!" "Okay" "What is that?" "When you fill up at the gas station, and your tank is two thirds full, just add two drops of this." "Supergas Petroleum Enhancer." "And your gas tank will be full." "This is renewable energy." "It makes fossil fuels more efficient." "This is science, understand?" "I understand." "So now you know what my job is." "Of course!" "You work for a TV shopping network!" "Do you think ladyboys were born as ladyboys?" "Look behind you." "They are ladyboys." "Don't look right away!" "Wow!" "They're sexy!" "Don't take a picture!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Sorry, sorry..." "What are you doing?" "He did it first." "Hey, that's enough." "Okay" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Shit!" "Someone posted to me on Weibo." "Let me see." "Did you post the photo of the hotel?" "Yeah!" "Why did you tag me in the post?" "You have more followers than me!" "Delete everything now!" "But why?" "I don't want people to know where I am." "Why are you so boring?" "Be more careful from now on, okay?" "What star sign are you?" "Please wait a moment." "Thank you." "You're saying this is a ladyboy?" "Here, every beautiful woman you see, is a ladyboy for sure." "Are you sure enough to bet?" "Of course!" "You got the guts to ask her?" "Do you?" "Of course I do!" "Do you?" "Of course!" "Then ask!" "Hello!" "Hi." "I was in the elevator." "With world's biggest idiots." "Come here!" "Come over here!" "Do you see that guy?" "Follow him, and find out his room number." "Don't let yourself be seen." "Be quick!" "What for?" "I'll tell you when you come back." "Go!" "Quick!" "I'm sure." "He's the spy from the airport!" "I know that." "But which room is he in?" "Go check again!" "# 2207 or #2209?" "Which one is it?" "I don't remember." "It's one of the two anyway." "Baobao?" "What?" "Can I talk to you for a second?" "What's the matter?" "Would you go to that guy's room again, and take his passport?" "Why do you want his passport?" "You know you can't use it anyway" "I just need it as a favor from you." "What favor?" "Everywhere I go, he follows me." "Do you know why?" "Why?" "He wants to hurt me." "Why would he do that?" "Because..." "I cuckolded him." "You slept with him?" "!" "I slept with his wife." "You slept with his wife?" "!" "She seduced me first." "She seduced you first?" "!" "But we really do love each other." "You really do love each other?" "!" "Can you stop repeating me?" "How could you do that?" "!" "It was all my fault, but now he wants to kill me." "If he gets to me, you won't finish one thing on your list." "And it was your damn Weibo post that led him right here." "Don't you think you owe it to me?" "Did you forget?" "We're a team." "The Legends of Thailand" "Excuse me, sir?" "The oil is not enough." "Just a moment, please." "Be quick!" "Good evening." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Oh, my, what is that?" "You want some whiskey?" "Oh, baby!" "Huh?" "Lower!" "Oh, quickly, please." "Girls, let's clean up." "Good evening!" "Where's the train?" "You take that damn cactus everywhere?" "You don't get it." "It's only a cactus now." "But it will becomes a health tree." "It will ward off disease and bad luck." "Give me the phone." "Where's the map I downloaded last night?" "I deleted it." "Why did you do that?" "You told me to!" "I only asked to delete the Weibo post!" "Why didn't you say more clearly?" "Don't you have a computer?" "My network card only works in China!" "You can buy a SIM card in Thailand." "Keep an eye on my bag, don't move" "I'm gonna get a SIM card." "Then tell me what happened last night." "Did the ladyboys beat you up?" "Who's the kid?" "Leave me alone, okay?" "INCOMING CALL:" "WIFE" "Wife!" "You're married?" "Does it have anything to do with you?" "But you have a kid already?" "So?" "And you're still having an affair?" "!" "That was a lie!" "Then why don't you pick up the phone?" "Hello" "Where are you?" "What are you doing?" "!" "Hello?" "I'm filing for the divorce in two days." "Hello?" "I can't..." "I can't hear you..." "She wants to divorce you, I heard that." "Can you hear me now?" "10am." "Haidian Court." "Don't be late." "Hello?" "Hello." "How is Xiao Di?" "Do you even care?" "But, I'm in Thailand right now" "I don't care where you are!" "Day after tomorrow. 10am." "Don't forget." "Why can't you think about my situation?" "I'm in Thailand now, in serious trouble" "I lost my passport." "And my battery's about to die" "I'm on the train right now." "Xu Lang, I'll never believe you again." "Was that your wife?" "Does she know about your affair?" "Don't ignore me!" "Give it back!" "Answer me!" "Give me that!" "You're married!" "How could you do that?" "I'm ordering you to give it back!" "Who's the kid?" "First..." "I'm so sorry." "We met less than 24 hours ago." "We're not friends, understand?" "I'm here for a multi-billion yuan deal." "Can you comprehend that?" "We've never been a damn team!" "Don't say another single word, okay?" "Seriously, what star sign are you?" "I think you have a split personality!" "Have a good trip, sir." "See you!" "Where is that place?" "You can talk now." "Do you know where that is?" "That's where I wanted to go." "Hold on." "Can I see that?" "Let me have a peek." "Baobao..." "We're not friends, why should I help you?" "You don't have any money, and you don't speak English." "How are you gonna finish your list?" "Tell me you were wrong" "I was wrong." "I was wrong." "Promise you'll help me bless the tree." "Okay" "And help me finish my list." "Okay" "And help me take photographs." "Okay 100 photographs." "Okay." "Now swear you'll never cuckold again." "But I never did!" "Swear it!" "I will never... cuckold anyone... ever again!" "What did you say?" "I didn't hear you!" "I will never cuckold anyone ever again!" "Without storms and turmoil." "How can legends ever arise?" "I'll be waiting right here for you." "Wherever you go, whatever you do." "It doesn't matter to me." "As long as I can be there with you." "As long as I can be there with you." "But these are everywhere in China." "What's so interesting about it?" "These are Thai fish!" "I'm gonna go buy a hat." "Come back quickly." "Hi, sir." "3km." "What?" "3km" "Yeah" "He didn't tell you where he was going?" "You don't understand, we're together." "The one who took pictures of me" "I can't find him." "I need to find him." "Then you'd better start looking." "Fine!" "I..." "I..." "What are you doing here?" "So you know who I am!" "No, no, no..." "I don't." "I..." "I don't know you at all." "Where is he?" "Who are you talking about?" "Don't play the fool with me, boy." "Are you his tour guide?" "Where is he?" "I don't know." "Where is he?" "I really don't know" "I have very important business with him." "Hello?" "I come from China" "I'm looking for Mr. Zhou." "Follow me" "I know everything between you both." "He told you everything, huh?" "In this kind of situation, you can't just blame one party." "My mom said, it takes two to tango." "Life is like a game of chess, you never know who's going to win" "I got used to it a long time ago." "You're used to it?" "So that means your wife is the problem." "This has nothing to do with my wife!" "It was your wife who seduced him first." "Huh!" "But it's true love between them." "What?" "!" "But don't worry" "I've made him swear, he'll never cuckold you again." "You didn't even know about it?" "Guys, he's finally here." "Zhou, someone's here to see you." "Come on in!" "Mr. Zhou?" "You're sure?" "You want it all?" "That's right." "Yeah." "Who are you?" "I come from China" "I'm looking for Mr. Zhou." "This is Mr. Zhou" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "Zhou Yang." "Mr. Yang Zhou." "I don't know who he is." "Didn't you say nobody knew?" "I thought this was a temple." "Hey!" "Don't let him leave!" "No?" "I'm sorry." "It's a mistake" "I'm sorry." "Why did you just leave me like that?" "!" "What are you doing here?" "You know I can't speak English!" "I know." "You wanna break up with me, right?" "Can you keep it down?" "I'm gonna yell, dammit!" "Shh!" "Don't shush me!" "You have no right to shush me!" "And who's he?" "I..." "I don't know him." "You what?" "!" "I said we shouldn't come today." "We slept in the same room last night!" "I told you to keep outsiders out!" "Why did you leave me there?" "Please calm down." "Why did you leave me?" "Can you please shut up now?" "I can't!" "Just calm down" "I'm not calm!" "Where did you find this postcard?" "Why did you leave me?" "!" "You know you gave me wrong directions?" "I'm not your tour guide!" "This isn't even a temple!" "How is this not a temple?" "!" "Gao, still here I see." "Xu Lang!" "You're out to get me every which way?" "Listen, this is no place for a scene." "Why not?" "You don't play by any rules." "Leave!" "Now!" "Oh, what?" "You think I'm afraid of you?" "Don't get physical, alright?" "Now I know why you knelt to your wife." "What are you talking about?" "What am I talking about?" "Was it the Shanghai trip?" "What about Shanghai?" "Will you stop pretending already?" "What am I pretending about?" "Just admit it!" "Admit what?" "Don't you dare try changing the subject." "We are not done with this!" "Where's Mr. Zhou?" "Right here!" "He's not Mr. Zhou." "Of course I know that he's not." "He is Mr. Zhou." "Who are you?" "None of your business!" "Who are you?" "You don't even know who I am?" "Why would I care?" "Who is he?" "He's Mr. Zhou." "No, he's not Mr. Zhou." "He said he's Mr. Zhou." "This isn't the Mr. Zhou I'm looking for." "So which Mr. Zhou are you looking for?" "It's none of your business!" "Are you nuts?" "Don't you see there's a problem here?" "I saw the problem long ago!" "I swear to God..." "That time in Shanghai..." "Let go!" "Don't fight!" "You think I'm blind?" "It's dangerous here!" "We were classmates!" "I'm just married!" "Don't you see something is wrong here?" "You had fun with the ladyboys!" "On my hotel bill!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "They're all cops!" "Stop!" "It was just an affair!" "My mom said, open a door, and the dragon will enter." "You know kung fu?" "!" "I told you I'm here for Thai kickboxing." "So go fight them!" "I only have one move!" "So you've hired a bodyguard, huh?" "I was being followed!" "It's that undercover cop!" "Baldie!" "Don't move!" "Nobody move!" "Easy, easy, easy." "You interpret for me." "The rest of you, over there!" "Everybody, step back!" "Step back!" "Step back!" "You two, come over here." "Wang Bao!" "Wang Bao!" "Out!" "Gao Bo, you too." "Now!" "Now!" "Back!" "Go!" "This way!" "This way!" "They're coming from that way!" "What are you carrying?" "Your suitcase!" "This is my suitcase!" "Then whose is this?" "You're unbelievable!" "Just kill me!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "This way." "Give me the suitcase!" "Calm down..." "Calm down..." "Stop..." "Stop..." "His car is at the back gate!" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Come on, hurry up!" "I don't have the keys!" "I have them!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Where's the car?" "This way." "Stop it!" "Stop right there!" "Taaah!" "Wo-taaaa!" "Daaaaa!" "Supergas!" "What are you doing?" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Hey!" "You hit me!" "Help!" "Where are we going?" "How should I know?" "You led the way!" "It wasn't on purpose!" "But you..." "You abandoned me on purpose!" "You got us lost and deleted the map!" "You did it all on purpose, didn't you?" "Are you the biggest idiot in the World?" "Or are you just the perfect curse?" "I was just trying to help." "Fat lot of good that did!" "They almost killed me!" "You've got your own problems!" "What?" "You slept with someone else's wife!" "Bullshit!" "And you set him up!" "He deserved it!" "They might kill him!" "Why are we stopping?" "What are you doing?" "I'm gonna go back to save him!" "Who exactly is that man to you?" "We work together." "But we're more like enemies." "We're both looking for the same guy." "Our boss." "Whoever doesn't finds him gets fired, and loses everything." "Do you understand?" "You still have me!" "Who the hell are you?" "I'm Baobao!" "Don't you remember, we're a team!" "Team?" "Like Batman and Robin?" "You gave me your phone." "Only because he was tracking its GPS." "So I put it in your bag instead." "To confuse him." "Then why did you pay for my hotel room?" "Don't you remember?" "You also paid for my taxi." "You paid for everything!" "I've been using you, you fool!" "Just go away!" "I'll see you in court in two days" "I'm taking Xiao Di back to Shanghai" "I'm lost." "Hey!" "I found a town over there!" "Why did you come back?" "I don't have any money." "Darling" "Two things, okay?" "First, send me some money." "Where the hell are you, cripple-neck?" "Don't use that tone of voice with me!" "What?" "The other thing can wait 'til later." "What are you talking about?" "I think you know what I'm talking about" "I know what?" "Tell me about Xu Lang." "What about Xu Lang?" "Tell me who the baby's father is?" "Rubbish!" "Is this the second thing?" "I swear I'll abort the baby right now!" "The father's a barnyard pig, that's who!" "Go to hell!" "It's done." "Yeah, it went well." "At first he didn't want to pay." "So we had to beat him up." "Hey!" "It's the Water Splashing Festival!" "And people will fly sky lanterns." "Let's go have some fun." "No thanks." "You have a good time yourself" "I'm telling you," "We're not gonna fix the car today." "How would you know that?" "Today..." "Not okay..." "Tomorrow morning, okay?" "See, I'm right!" "We're not going anywhere today." "Come on!" "Let's go have some fun." "You go have your fun." "I don't want to." "Why are you so gloomy?" "I should take your brain out and wash it." "You go have a good time" "I'll go wash my brain, OK?" "Do you have Wi-Fi here?" "Follow me." "No, no, no..." "No, no, no..." "Computer!" "Computer!" "No, no, no, no..." "Computer!" "Leave me alone, okay?" "Brainwashing time!" "I..." "I just wanted to wash your brain." "It's okay" "I've gotten used to you already" "I'm very sorry." "You want this?" "Yes!" "How do you go?" "Follow me." "The village chief knows." "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Where's the map?" "Map?" "You should have it." "Were you looking at the map last night?" "I'll help you look for it." "Gao Bo, calm down." "Xu Lang!" "You crossed the line!" "Look, put the knife away." "No one needs to get hurt." "Hurt?" "!" "You wanna talk to me about getting hurt?" "How the hell did you find me here?" "Where's the map?" "What map?" "I am asking you where the map is." "Here's the map!" "We'll talk about you cuckolding me, once I get the power of attorney." "Gao Bo, listen." "Calm down..." "Xu Lang, you've gone too far." "He never actually slept with your wife!" "Go die in a fire!" "Don't you know kung fu?" "Kick him!" "I can't lift my leg without a platform" "10L gas, 30% consumption efficiency... 5km..." "You, step away from the map." "There's still a chance." "We can catch up with him." "But how?" "This!" "One!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Get in!" "Get in the car!" "Have some water." "Thank you." "Did the car start?" "No" "It usually works in the movies." "Put two drops of this into the gas tank." "Just two drops." "Done!" "We need that key." "How tall are you?" "I'm not being suspicious," "I'm just asking." "What's there to ask?" "So you're saying I can't even ask you?" "I don't even have the right to know?" "What do you want to know?" "Just tell me!" "Are you going to tell me or not?" "Let's both calm down." "And let's think it through." "Why is it we tried so many times before?" "Right!" "And it never worked!" "How come this time it worked?" "Just one time, and you got pregnant!" "What?" "You have to ask yourself, right?" "Damn it!" "Now you're swearing at me?" "Swear at me again." "Try it." "Shit." "Even in English!" "I'm not cursing at you." "Then who are you cursing?" "You know I'm pregnant here." "And I'm all alone far from home!" "Yeah, I know that." "You don't know anything!" "But there are principles, right?" "Principles!" "Right?" "Alright, tell me your principles!" "Damn it!" "You're rude, aren't you, cripple-neck?" "I'm not rude, and not swearing at you!" "Then who are you swearing at?" "Really, try it again, swear at me again!" "Damn!" "Gao Bo, you tricky..." "Thief!" "Thief!" "Calling Unit 1, calling Unit 1," "The Buddha thief is wearing all black." "No!" "No!" "No!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "You idiot!" "Get in the car." "Speak English!" "French?" "Shit!" "They're the ones who took it, I swear!" "You guys have to go get him!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Look, if you're not going to listen..." "I..." "I... forget it." "Get back here!" "He's following us!" "Didn't I tell you to get the trike key?" "I thought we were still gonna drive it, so I didn't get the key." "Then why do you think we stole this key?" "Yeah, why?" "The road's blocked!" "I know!" "Chickens!" "Look out for the chickens!" "I see them!" "It feels like we're in a real movie!" "What's wrong?" "Smoke!" "There's smoke coming from the hood!" "I know!" "How many drops did you add?" "The whole bottle." "What?" "!" "Are you only good at making pancakes?" "And donkey meat sandwiches, noodles..." "What?" "Oh, and pizza too!" "What the hell kind of road is this?" "Shut up!" "That was so much fun!" "Shut up!" "Let's ride the elephant across!" "Hurry!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Here, take the money!" "Money!" "Money!" "Money!" "Elephant!" "Elephant!" "One thousand baht!" "Hurry!" "Hey!" "Nice helmet!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Take a picture of him!" "Take a picture!" "You're a fighter pilot!" "Say cheese!" "Yeah!" "Yeah, keep showing off!" "Help!" "Don't get wet!" "Don't grab me!" "My health tree!" "My health tree!" "Not the right time!" "Let it go!" "You're unbelievable!" "Let go!" "Don't grab my head!" "Let go!" "Help!" "Quit grabbing my head!" "Stop it!" "Help!" "I can't swim!" "Where are we?" "Thailand." "Help!" "Help!" "Hurry up!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "What in hell are you doing?" "What?" "Did God send you to torture me?" "I just make spring onion pancakes." "Just calm down." "Why should I calm down?" "You're the world's stupidest creature!" "It's really The Lord of the Rings!" "Huh?" "Finding the One Ring would be easier!" "Take it easy." "Seriously, where did you come from?" "I'm done!" "I'll smash it all!" "Don't do this..." "I don't want anything anymore!" "I'll just smash it all up!" "Hey, calm down, alright?" "There!" "I smashed it!" "Happy?" "Are you happy now?" "You slapped me!" "You feel better?" "How dare you!" "When I was young, and acting crazy, my mom would slap me to calm me down." "Did your mother slap you enough?" "Was that how she brought you up?" "Stop it!" "You can say anything you like but leave my mom out of it" "I just did!" "Like mother, like son." "Isn't that right?" "Enough!" "Enough!" "Don't!" "What are you doing?" "Wo-taaaah!" "I'm sorry" "I kicked you too hard" "I told you," "I know kung fu." "It's The Lord of the Rings?" "Bro..." "Bro!" "You're Gollum!" "Insane!" "Insane!" "Crazy!" "I'm Frodo Baggins!" "Unbelievable!" "What's wrong with you?" "Don't move!" "Just let me cry for a bit!" "Don't move!" "Kill it!" "Kill it!" "Are you ready?" "This leaf will help disinfect the wound." "My grandpa taught me." "Don't you ever tell anyone about this." "Trust me," "I won't put this on Weibo" "I invented Supergas" "I've been working on it for four years." "The commercial potential is limitless." "But Gao Bo and I have different plans." "He wants to sell it to the French." "But I want to keep developing it, because I know it isn't perfect yet." "Mr. Zhou is the biggest shareholder, and only he can bestow power of attorney." "The letter of attorney's a golden ticket." "With it, it's nothing but clean sailing ahead." "The knife was my birthday present to him." "Thanks to Supergas, we're enemies instead of old friends." "It's cost me a lot to beat him." "Now, even my family is abandoning me." "You have no idea what I'm talking about." "What are you writing?" "A travel diary." "You're writing the sad story of my life?" "I'm not writing about you at all." "Look." "Tonight, we're grilling snake meat in the jungle." "Did you ever expect that could happen?" "Life has so many unexpected things." "Everybody feels lost sometimes." "But I think, in your case, you're not actually lost." "You can fix things up with your wife." "That's easier said than done." "Is it really that difficult?" "What?" "Just call your wife." "No!" "Stop it." "Just call her." "What am I gonna say?" "Anything you want." "Go!" "Hello?" "International calls are not activated..." "What's wrong with you?" "My health tree is dead!" "How did that happen?" "Is Supergas toxic?" "No way!" "Can't be!" "Maybe you watered it too much?" "Let's go." "It's just over that bridge." "Is there anything left on the list?" "There's no health tree anymore, so now it's just Thai kickboxing." "Don't even think about that." "Come over here." "Let's take a photo." "What happened?" "Let me see." "The memory card is full!" "Help me put it all back in the bag" "I spied a spy in the bathroom!" "Here it is!" "I forgot my wallet this morning." "Where's the map?" "It's here." "All right, let's take a picture." "Do it!" "What is this?" "What is that?" "You're working with Gao Bo, right?" "What do you mean?" "Just take the picture!" "No wonder, he could follow me so easily!" "Am I in Infernal Affairs?" "What is Infernal Affairs?" "Can you explain this?" "Why is there a GPS tracker in your bag?" "This is a GPS tracker?" "Why did you come to Thailand?" "I'm a tourist." "You've been with me the whole time, and you call that being a tourist?" "Yeah." "I lost the tour group, and I have no money." "What's this?" "Who gave you this?" "Gao Bo." "No, I..." "Let me ask you again." "Why did you come to Thailand?" "I'm here for my honeymoon." "With who?" "With Fan Bingbing?" "How did you know?" "Where is she then?" "In my heart." "My mom is a big fan of Fan!" "Still obsessed over stars at her age!" "A fan of Fan!" "Do you think I'm an idiot?" "No!" "Why would I lie to you?" "You and your family are all crazy!" "I'm warning you, you can say anything about me, but not my mom!" "You're nuts!" "And so is your mom!" "Warning you!" "Don't talk about my mom!" "Liar!" "Mom, I'm already on honeymoon... with Fan Bingbing." "We stayed in Bangkok's best hotel, and ate Thai pancakes." "They're called Tom-Yum-Goong Pizza." "We took a lot of pictures together." "Bingbing said," "I should start a pancakes franchise." "Once it goes public on the market," "I'd be the CEO." "We've taken a train together, been on the bus, on tuk-tuks, even on a Thai trishaw." "We went to a Thai foot massage parlor." "We rode an elephant." "And Bingbing completely loved it." "She said elephants bring us luck." "Oh, right." "Also the local Water Splashing Festival." "That very same night, we set off sky lanterns." "At that moment," "I realized that," "I was living the most beautiful moment of my life." "When we find the temple, and plant your health tree," "I know your health will get better." "You'll become, the healthiest, happiest mother ever, and I'll make a grandson for you soon." "Mom, we love you." "They'll build this temple soon." "Are you Mr. Xu?" "Are you Chinese?" "That's right." "Mr. Zhou and I are in meditation class" "I'm helping around the temple here." "He said you'd come before he left." "He's back in Beijing now, right?" "He left something for you before he left." "Just a moment." "Xu Lang, you've gone too far!" "Where's Zhou?" "He went back to Beijing." "Give me the letter of attorney" "I don't have it." "And I think you should forget about it." "Oh, you're so funny!" "We're gonna settle this today." "Where's you bodyguard?" "I don't have one." "Here's your money!" "I didn't spend a penny of it." "Shit!" "I came back to tell you, if I were on his side," "I'd not have mentioned the airport spy." "What spy?" "You!" "Baobao," "I was wrong." "Gao Bo..." "Cut this rubbish!" "Give me the letter of attorney" "I don't have it." "You must be Gao Bo?" "Mr. Zhou left this for both of you." "He said you can decide who takes it." "So, you know Thai kickboxing?" "I'm here to fight, son." "My Mom said..." "Hey!" "Let go!" "You can't have it!" "Let go!" "Supergas has problems!" "You're the only problem!" "Save me!" "No time right now!" "Take a picture of me!" "Use your killer move!" "I need a platform to stand on!" "The Legends of Thailand!" "Saaaaaaay cheeeeeeeeeeeese!" "You got it?" "Take a look." "So exhausted!" "Zhou knew we would fight over this." "The contract demands that we both sign." "That actually makes things easier." "Name your terms." "Xu Lang!" "Why don't you work with me?" "I have a deal with the French already" "I just need your signature 20-80, how about 20-80?" "30-70, is that all right?" "Fine, 40-60 50-50!" "50-50!" "Don't get greedy on me!" "Fine, fine, Xu Lang," "I'll do it your way, okay?" "Like you said, we'll take the long view." "We'll talk to the venture capitalists and keep developing and researching" "I know there are problems with Supergas." "Let's work them out" "I'll listen to you." "Get the shot?" "I got it all." "Everything!" "Just one more thing on the list." "The health tree." "Well, what do you think?" "This time," "I'm standing aside." "Here's your knife back." "Gao Bo..." "Maybe this is a new beginning." "Baobao..." "Let's go." "Oh." "Your wife and I..." "Really, nothing happened." "Have a good life together." "He and your wife..." "Really, nothing happened." "Mr. Xu, a taxi driver dropped off your passport." "Just wait here for a minute." "Darling, it's me." "Are you guys already on the plane?" "Darling..." "Am I never going to see Xiao Di again?" "I just have one request." "Let me take her to Ocean Park one time" "I gave up the letter of attorney thing" "I gave it all up." "Or I don't think I'd have anything left." "Can I just have one last chance?" "Darling, I'm sorry" "I miss you so much." "You're both so important to me..." "Darling, I'm sorry" "I'm sorry" "I asked Xiao Di that day, if mom and dad really got a divorce, who she would want to stay with." "You know what she said?" "She said she wants to be with you." "She never wanted us to break up." "Hi, Baobao?" "Yeah, it's me!" "Know who this is?" "Xu Lang!" "I want to try your spring onion pancakes." "Can you send some over?" "Sure!" "Absolutely!" "Where to?" "And wear something nice," "I want to take some pictures with you." "Huh?" "Pictures?" "Dad!" "Can we go to Ocean Park again?" "Yes, I think we can do that?" "Do you regret giving up Supergas?" "It's just like that tooth." "After Wang Bao kicked it out, it didn't hurt anymore." "Why am I wearing this?" "Here" "What do you think of what I'm wearing?" "Is this okay?" "Of course!" "We didn't get to the beach last time, so I wanted to make it up to you." "Sure, what pose do you want?" "Anything but Edward Scissorhands!" "It's fine, it isn't a fashion shoot." "It's' a honeymoon shoot." "Honeymoon?" "With whom?" "Hello" "I'm Fan Bingbing." "You're... who?" "Fan..." "Bing..." "Bing..." "You're..." "Fan..." "Fan..." "Fan..." "Fan..." "Fan..." "Bing..." "I heard, you wanted to go on honeymoon with me?" "Ho..." "Ho... ho... honeymoon?" "Can we..." "Take some pictures together?" "Pic... pictures?" "Come here." "Come on." "Put your arm around me." "Pu..." "Pu..." "Pu..." "Pu..." "Put my arm around you?" "Would you stop repeating her?" "Come on." "Put your arm here." "Look at the camera" "I'm done!" "Can you do some backrubs?" "Come here." "Happy?" "So happy I could die!" "Oh yeah!" "Remember Gao's passport from his room?" "I forgot" "I didn't realise that I had it." "Breathe!" "Breathe!" "Breathe!" "Push, baby!" "Push!" "It's out?" "Boy or girl?" "Does it look like me?" "Does it have any hair?"