"I'm sorry, Dad, but since when did bandanas count as hats?" "I was close." "Now pay attention." "Today we're learning about worst case scenarios." "and down here to nowheresville at 4:30 in the morning." "Where the hell's Spencer?" "Your guess is as good as mine." "If I wanted to make guesses I would go on a game show." "What the hell is going on?" "SHAWN:" "Buddy, I figured it out." "It's sweet." "The whole thing was just a rehearsal." "I'm leaving my place." "Okay, here we go." "When?" "Don't you mean "if"?" "As like, maybe never." "Not today, kid." "Your survival training starts right now." "SHAWN:" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Dad." "Dad." "Don't worry, Mrs. Nusbaum, everything is fine." "I got the keys right here." "Just teaching Shawn a little survival technique." "All right, Shawn, listen up." "Okay, now what you would do is you'd kick it out with your feet." "You'd want to create a hole so you can look out and see where you are." "I didn't say to actually do it." "I said you would do it." "(GRUNTlNG)" "One." "Two." "Two." "Three." "Four." "(CELL PHONE ringing) Gina, who is it?" "It's Shawn Spencer." "Pick it up." "No, it's weird, because we had a great time and then," "I don't know, he never called me back, so it's like awkward." "Okay." "Watch this." "Shawn Spencer, what do you want?" "Uh, Gina." "Hello." "Was it because I had two slices of cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory?" "And I feel so bad about that and I want to address it, I do, but maybe you could do me a little favor here." "You see I'm in some trouble and I need..." "I'm sorry, but nobody, nobody treats Gina Repach that way." "fyi." "Wait, don't!" "Come on, come on, come on." "(GROANS)" "Wait, this just came in from Shawn." "I have no idea what this means." "It's gibberish." "(reading)" "Binshot." "Shawn's been shot." "I know, you know That I'm not telling the truth" "I know, you know They just don't have any proof" "Embrace the deception Learn how to bend" "Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end" "he was shot here and dragged this way." "The blood trail ends here." "Couldn't get any useable tread marks," "Recovered a single shell casing." "Shooter used a.45 auto." "Who the hell called him down here?" "If Shawn has been shot, there's no room I'm not going to bust open to find my son." "You got it?" "Henry, please." "Spencer will ride with me." "We'll chase the breadcrumbs to find Shawn." "We've got a lot of ground to cover." "Let's go." "officer:" "Move out." "All I know is this whole thing started a few days ago with the ice cream truck on the highway." "Whoa, easy there, Grubbs." "Keep those oversized mitts off the car." "It is cherry and it's going to stay that way." "It's almost too sweet to drive." "Mmm." "Smells like new car plus lemons." "Yeah, it does." "Pleather." "Closest thing to it, though." "All right, hit me." "What do we got going here?" "It appears to be an accident." "The key word in that sentence is accident." "What are we supposed to do?" "Go to the hospital and just wait bedside" "That's it." "That's the winner." "What are they doing here?" "Maybe Vick called them in." "SHAWN:" "We are not here to hone in on your case." "We just heard ice cream on our police radio and it happened to be Gus' snack time." "Well, look, fellows, tell you what, you're welcome to it." "Have at it." "Go for it." "Who knows, maybe you'll solve the great ice cream crime caper of the century." "Gus and I are going to pace ourselves." "We accept." "(sighs) You thinking what I'm thinking?" "(GROANS)" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Hey!" "(EXCLAlMS in frustration)" "HENRY:" "Has anyone tried tracking Shawn's phone?" "Come on." "We can do this." "It's a text." "They're abbreviations." "That's how you text." "You're just out of the loop on what the young people are doing now." "but I'm still on the force and maybe I'm a little more viable at this point." "(chuckling) Oh, we'll see." "You know, you hear them out loud, you could trigger some stuff." "Maybe the O is on its own." ""Yelrflx." Yellow reflector." ""Peac sig." What the hell is a peac sig?" "I'm not sure." "But I do know a stretch of road on the 166 that's been under construction for more than a month." "That's worth a shot." "So Shawn has a psychic hunch about this ice cream truck, where does that lead you?" "GUS:" "So we found out who was servicing those ice cream trucks" "Whoa." "Fire in the hole, huh?" "Hey!" "I sure hope so." "I assume you're one of the mechanics that works here at the shop?" "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, just started." "Who are you?" "Garth Longmore?" "So, what can I do you for?" "What do you want?" "It's a fair question, deserves an answer." "Donut, you got anything?" "Mr. Longmore, with a name like Longmore, have you given any thought to getting involved in the adult pictures?" "Sorry," "Without seeing the truck for myself I wouldn't know for sure." "Are you guys looking for some repairs?" "Or you need a truck or what?" "with a Zamboni." "Thank you for your time." "You know what?" "Hold onto that thought and I'm going to grab one of these pamphlets here and I'm going to call you, Garth Longmore, when I'm ready to build my first prototype." "Okay, so Shawn figured out what exactly from this venture?" "Let's go see this Garth Longmore." "Okay, listen up, I am Detective Juliet O'Hara." "I am looking for Garth Longmore." "Anyone want to step up?" "Longmore quit just yesterday." "He ain't here." "Did he give a reason for quitting?" "Judging by the car he pulled away in, maybe he won the lottery." "'70 yellow Road Runner." "Is this supposed to be a nice car?" "What?" "Don't look at me." "I drive an Echo." "Son, are you wearing children's pajamas?" "Can we move on, please?" "Did he leave a forwarding address or anything?" "(PANTlNG)" "Do we have to do this?" "You really don't like me, do you?" "One day you'll thank me." "Go!" "Never run in a straight line!" "Straight line is the shortest distance between two people!" "Zigzag, zigzag, that's right." "All right, this is the area." "There's construction for the next six miles." "It's a peace sign." "That's what Shawn saw." "Whoa, whoa, wait, yellow reflector." "Orange cone." "All right, what are we looking at?" "No, no, this is Shawn." "How can you be so sure?" "Because I'm the one who taught him how to do it." "This is all I have on Longmore." "Does he have a record?" "Garth Longmore died in 1956." "(CELL PHONE ringing)" "What have you got for me, O'Hara?" "All right, so we don't know the guy's name, but he's definitely our bad guy." "All we got is that he was last seen driving off" "in a vintage 1970 Plymouth Road Runner, yellow with black racing stripes." "Have you seen it?" "We may have seen part of it." "Yellow reflectors, the last clue that Shawn left," "All right, O'Hara, listen," "tell McNab to take another uniform and come pick up my car." "It's off 166, just past mile marker eight." "Tell him if he touches anything other than the door handle and ten and two on the wheel," "I will personally visit his nightmares for all eternity, copy?" "(GRUNTS)" "(TRUCK HONKlNG)" "Open up if you're in there!" "Oh, oh, thank you." "Thank you." "I've been shot and I'm being chased." "Could you call the Santa Barbara Police Department" "I'm getting blood..." "I'm Shawn Spencer." "Wait, wait, no, no, slow down." "Slow down." "We should hurry, though, because he's really motivated." "Now tell me again who you need me to call." "Detective Carlton Lassiter." "(GROANS)" "You really are incompetent, aren't you?" "Aren't you?" "You couldn't do one simple thing without screwing it up!" "Shut your face." "Did you at least get the truck set?" "It's ready, jeez, give me some credit." "We're this close to the money and you're screwing it up." "Now we don't need this distraction." "Not now." "I say we just shoot him in the head and dump the body and get on with this." "Uh, guys, if I could interject briefly here," "I mean, you're both under a great deal of stress, and I don't think now is the time to make important life decisions." "Now I tell you what works for me, and maybe this is just me," "draw a hot bath." "It doesn't matter who goes first." "It could be my ADD acting up." "penetrating your skin and lodging in your brain." "You know how easy that would be for me?" "But I would imagine that it would give you some pause emotionally." "You know how lucky you are?" "That's par for the course." "Now, I pull this thing off and we're out of here." "But Einstein here screws up again," "Now I got a hostage in my back pocket just in case, but know this, one stupid move" "and I got more than enough plastic bags for your body parts." "Got it?" "Note to self, call Hefty with commercial idea." "Maybe if you could just mail me to my dad's house now, that'd be awesome." "So, what do I call you, Mr. Blonde?" "Mr. Pink?" "No?" "That at some point, the bullet wound itself just goes numb." "You can't feel anything." "Well, it's not true." "I would very much like to weep, if that's okay." "It's a flesh wound, all right?" "You're fine." "Stop whining." "Hey, what are you doing here?" "Oh, what?" "Man, it is the darndest thing." "The Yelp application on my iPhone here" "told me that there should be a Starbucks" "right where we're standing." "Stay where you are." "Wait a minute." "By the looks of you, I'd say it's probably something preppy." "I mean, it's creepy enough out here without the whole gun and flashlight routine, don't you think?" "We can talk." "We're just two guys talking." "We're rational men speaking." "I mean, I know what's going on here and I get it." "And it's an ingenious plan, to be honest." "Of course, if it was me, I'd just be happy stealing the ice cream, you know?" "(sighs) So what was it like over there in the jungle?" "Combat." "Must have been hell, huh?" "I think between the gunshot and the head bashing, my visions are coming in kind of crazy, but I can see them." "They're clear." "They're sharp." "I see you." "Were you special forces or a sniper?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I was." "With LRRP." "LRRP?" "My skills have no time clock." "So you could probably take a target from what, 800 yards?" "(SCOFFS)" "Oh, yeah, well, 1,500, possibly." "Yeah." "That's impressive." "That does beg the question, why didn't you kill me from three feet?" "I could be going through the beginning stages of Lyme disease." "Man up, Detective." "for me to actually get an invitation." "Technically, you didn't have an invitation." "True." "Oh, well, I hope so." "It was a dry cleaners." "Yeah, it's kind of his thing." "Last spring, he stayed at the old Color Me Mine space." "What are you doing?" "What?" "I'm not wearing these pajamas anymore." "So you're stealing his clothes?" "He's not dead." "I'm not stealing anything." "Holy crap, half these clothes are mine." "This is my shirt." "Okay, let's split up and comb the place." "Shawn was here when he left you the message about the rehearsal" "Yeah." "I mean no." "Did Abigail move in?" "What?" "No." "This is Shawn, remember?" "JULlET:" "Right." "Right." "or has he been cross-dressing lately?" "Oh, no, no." "I think they've officially reached" "the "he has a drawer, she has a toothbrush" stage." "Oh!" "It was sitting here next to the phone." "This is what he was looking at when he called." "Look at the bottom!" ""engine work, transmissions, exhaust systems."" "No, below that." "No, here we are." "I know you said not to talk, but I got to be completely frank with you, man." "It's always been an issue for me." "That's what I do." "Just feel free to ignore me, okay?" "This is a really elaborate plan you guys have going here." "I mean, you got the job as the mechanic" "just to have access to the truck, right?" "That's smart." "you actually weakened it, creating easy access to get to the money." "The question is, how were you going to get to it while the truck was still moving, right?" "Sorry, man, like I said this is all me." "Just pretend like I'm not even here." "You tip it, that's what you do." "You tip it over." "SHAWN:" "Once the car's tipped over," "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "the money..." "The question is, where is it going to go down?" "And when?" "You'll be dead." "(GASPS)" "ROLLlNS:...fixed a broken taillight for him, though." "Me and my partner got a nice little mechanic business going." "Did you happen to see who was driving it?" "Yeah, I got a look at him, a big oafy-looking guy." "I'm not sure he had all his marbles." "Kind of stupid if you ask me." "I sent him up the road four miles to the next station." "Was this guy with him?" "Yeah, you could say that." "Thank you." "Old habits." "Yeah, McNab, put out an APB on the Plymouth and alert all authorities to patrol the 166 up to the Horse Creek exit." "Come on, Chatty Cathy, we're wasting time." "Want me to carry you?" "ROLLlNS:" "With your screw-up, now we got the cops" "What's the big deal, man?" "They took off!" "ROLLlNS:" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Because I was thinking on my feet." "But I'm telling you, if you can't take care of this, I'm gonna." "The kid should have been dead an hour ago!" "Yeah, yeah, fine, fine, fine..." "God!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "because I never heard back from you when I called and I e-mailed..." "Get in there." "More important than my feelings?" "Don't you..." "I wasn't calling the police or anything like that." "Look, man, I know this doesn't end well for me, okay?" "I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and I've made my peace with that." "But recently, I met a girl," "Yeah, I saw her in a vision." "My girl's name is Abigail." "What's yours?" "Like Maureen O'Hara?" "No, better." "Look, I just want to call her and say goodbye." "That's it." "No funny business." "You can watch me dial, you can listen in." "If I say anything, anything that you don't like," "you can shoot me." "Deal?" "Count on it." "I will shoot you." "I found something!" "Looks like there's a large transfer of money to be delivered from one bank to another, close to $500,000." "That's the schedule and route." "(CELL PHONE ringing)" "Shawn." "This call is to say goodbye." "Shawn, are you okay?" "Try to get anything, a location." "Shawn, where are you?" "Don't..." "Don't ask me any questions because I can't say anything else." "If you care about me you'll understand." "I'm listening." "I'm not going to be able to have much of a future anymore, but back at where we were, I'll be there, okay?" "I don't know what that means, Shawn." "What are you talking about?" "The wind chimes that I got you for your birthday, every time you hear them from now on, that'll be me." "Okay." "Shawn, first of all, you are going to be fine." "We're going to find you." "Okay?" "Don't worry." "I need you to know that I love you." "Shawn," "Goodbye, Abigail." "How stupid can you be letting him use a phone?" "Lassiter, I just spoke to Shawn." "He's alive." "I didn't understand." "None of it made sense." "Juliet, wait, slow down." "Going back?" "Wind chimes?" "No." "That doesn't mean anything to me." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Juliet, make it back to the Mariposa exit off the 166." "There's a gas station two blocks up." "Yes!" "Yes." "That's right about where the robbery's going to take place." "I'll explain when we get there." "Let's go." "All right, let's do this." "O'Hara, stay close." "You know the drill." "I'm not covered for someone else driving my car." "I'm a police detective and a certified pursuit driver." "Yeah!" "Go team!" "This is all it's got!" "Whoo!" "Look at you, buddy!" "You're like Vin Diesel." "That makes Jules Michelle Rodriguez and you, Paul Walker!" "Don't worry, Shawn." "You're going to be all right." "I just really don't want to be Paul Walker." "Not even for one day." "You could be Lucas Black from Tokyo Drift!" "I'll just be Walker." "Get ready, buddy." "I'm going to jump on your hood!" "Jump on Lassiter's!" "No, no, no, do not jump on this vehicle!" "(GROANS)" "Don't!" "Don't!" "Don't!" "CARLTON:" "Not on my hood!" "Oh!" "Stop the car!" "Stop the car!" "SHAWN:" "Don't you dare stop this car, Lassie!" "Great idea, Dad!" "I was thinking of not doing that!" "(GUN firing)" "(sighs)" "Watch this!"