"♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation" "♪ and school comes along just to end it" "♪ So the annual problem for our generation" "♪ is finding a good way to spend it" "♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy" "♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower" "♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪" "Hey!" "♪ Or giving a monkey a shower" "♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪" "♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent" "♪ Or driving our sister insane" "♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do" "♪ Before school starts this fall" "♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!" "♪" "Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" "MAN: (ON RADIO) Yeah, roger, Madam Chairwoman, we do have confirmation that the fireworks area has been flooded." "You can't do anything if your wicks are wet." "Hi, Mom." "How's the setup coming for the big block party?" "I'm totally overwhelmed and now I have no fireworks for the big finale." "Anything we can do to help?" "Oh, that's sweet, boys." "MAN ON RADIO:" "Madam Chairwoman, we have a code blue at the beignet bus." "Yes." "Okay." "I've got it." "(SIGHS) I'm at my wits' end, and I've got no finale." "What about a laser light show?" "Here's a budget, and a list of companies that do light shows." "Uh, can you just handle it for me?" "I've got to run." "Thanks so much." "You know, I think it might be easier if we just did the light show ourselves." "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today." "(IMITATING BELL) Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Can you guess what my DJ costume is for tonight's big Mardi Gras block party?" "A scary post-apocalyptic hand-puppet?" "Why does everyone guess that?" "No, I'm a Mardi Gras jester!" "Speaking of which, where's Perry?" "Hello there, Agent P." "Your assignment concerns tonight's big block party." "We've intercepted intel that Doof is planning on attending tonight's festivities." "We need you to attend the block party and confirm that he's not up to no good." "I realize that's a double negative but I think it still works." ""Not up to no good." Yeah, yeah, it works." "Unfortunately, since your surveillance will take place in close proximity to your house, you will need to be in disguise for the duration of your mission." "Carl, activate the Hydraulic Costume Chamber." "Oh, Agent P, you look adorable as a balloon animal." "Now, get out there and laissez les bons temps rouler." "CANDACE:" "This dumb block party's totally throwing off my entire day." "Jeremy's stuck working the Slushy Dawg concession, my parents are busy with preparations, and the boys are so preoccupied with the party they haven't done anything remotely bustable all day." "Um, I'm probably gonna regret this, but wouldn't a giant robot insect count?" "Whoo-hoo!" "I'm back in the game." "What horrors did I just unleash?" "Phineas!" "Ferb!" "What is this giant insect robot thingy?" "It's not a giant insect robot thingy, it's..." "It's part of the light show extravaganza for the block party's big finale." "Huge." "Impossible." "Bustable!" "Mom!" "CHORUS: ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!" "♪" "Okay, Norm, you ready to head out to the block party?" "Don't tell me you're still bummed out about not having a date." "Yes." "Yes, I am." "Quit your whining." "Just go stag, like me." "You mean dress up like a wild forest creature with antlers?" "Nah, not quite." "I tried that and it did not go well." "Uh, hello?" "Uh, I think I may have come to the wrong address." "Come on, Norm, you might meet a nice popcorn machine, or a blender or something." "You had me at popcorn machine." "Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Do you know what Phineas and Ferb are doing?" "BOTH:" "They're working on the big finale for the block party tonight." "(STUTTERS) Huh?" "Wait, what'd you say?" "I asked the boys to help out with the finale for the party." "Yes, Candace, on purpose." "I really need the help." "But, but, but, but..." "Now leave them alone so they can get the job done." "Situation, unbustable!" "Ooh, twist." "Presenting the Pyrotechnic Holographic Light and Audio Simulator and Electromagnetic Radioscope!" "Or PHLASER, for short." "Why not just use fireworks?" "Isn't that traditional for a finale?" "It may be tradition, but the PHLASER is way cooler without the danger of losing a digit." "Quit it, Ferb!" "You're creeping me out, man!" "As soon as we polish the lenses, we're good to go." "Come on, guys, let's grab some towels." "Situation, unbustable." "(SIGHS) Then why are we sitting here?" "Come on, chuckles, let's have some fun." "No can bust." "No have fun." "WOMAN:" "Occupied." "MAN 1:" "Occupied." "MAN 2:" "Ocupado." "MAN 3:" "Oui, oui." "DOOFENSHMIRTZ:" "Okay, you see that cute popcorn machine over there?" "You just gotta walk up to her and say something smooth." ""You've got a pretty hot oil pan." (CLICKS TONGUE)" "Oh, yeah, you've got game, now." "Oh!" "Now, see, someone else is making a move." "You snooze, you lose, Norm." "I guess I'll just have to get used to being alone." "Oh!" "Norm?" "Are you okay?" "My inner circuitry seems to be overloading." "Oh, man." "I left the electrical tape in my other lab coat!" "(STUTTERS) You've got a thing for that girl robot, huh?" "I think you got a chance with her if you play your cards right." "I do not believe she has an oil pan to compliment." "Just introduce yourself and, you know, ask her what her sign is." "And then run the other way if she says Sagittarius." "Thank you, sir." "Go get her, Norm." "Hi, I'm Norm." "What is your sign?" "Hi, I am Chloe." "I am a Pisces." "Well?" "You did not tell me what to do if she is a Pisces." "In my experience, you get married." "But we don't have time for that." "We gotta get you rolling." "Excuse me." "Can I..." "Shh." "Thanks." "Talk about her interest and try to find something in common." "Women really like it when you challenge them and act all superior." "That does not seem logical." "We are talking about women here, right?" "Okay, now, remember, don't forget to stay cool." "My compressor is from a refrigeration unit." "What you're telling me for?" "I'm the guy who installed it." "(BEEPING)" "Just checking in to see if you've noticed any evil activity from Doofenshmirtz this, uh..." "Carl, why didn't you tell me he was sitting right there?" "Hello, Chloe." "Hello." "So, what is your prime directive?" "My core competency is dancing." "What a coincidence!" "My core competency is being superior and challenging those whose core competency is dancing." "We shall see about that." "I accept your challenge." "See you there, right after I defrost because I am so cool." "She wants to dance with me, but now I am nervous." "Oh, go on, now." "You just got to get out of your own head." "How do I get out of my own head?" "Just get out there on the dance floor and strut your stuff, Normy G." "NORM:" "Commencing stuff strutting." "All right, I wanna see everyone out on the dance floor, parents, kids." "Giant robots?" "Sure." "Why not?" "Let's kick this party into second gear." "Oh, wow!" "That's our cue!" "Time to fire up the PHLASER, guys!" "The lenses are good, but all the blood's rushed to my head." "(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)" "(BUZZING)" "Hey!" "My tattoos are gone!" "Now I can finally be an accountant!" "(MEOWING )" "Okay." "That's, like, a lot of cats." "♪ I see you there" "♪ You're scanning me" "♪ My optic relays detect" "♪ A codified anomaly" "♪ Well, I'm here, squirrel drive online" "♪ There's a diode spike up my metal spine" "♪ I can see where you're coming from" "♪ When your receptors blink and your servos hum" "♪ I'm so overclocked I don't know my name" "♪ There's something wrong in my core mainframe" "♪ Don't you know that I'll take you to a higher place" "♪ As we meet on the floor and we interface" "♪ I sense a change in my info-stream" "♪ From your innovative positronic sequencing" "♪ You used to have such an eight-bit feel" "♪ With your screw-on head and your squirrel wheel" "♪ Now I'm forced to re-evaluate my old motherboard and my data rate" "♪ We'll move our dancing to a higher place" "♪ As we meet on the floor and we interface ♪" "(BOTH CONTINUE SINGING)" "BOTH: ♪ Don't you know that I'll take you to a higher place" "♪ As we meet on the floor and we interface ♪" "Looks like the finale's ahead of schedule." "Glasses, everyone." "Already on it." "Everyone looks smaller than they usually do from up here." "And that is already pretty small because I am so tall." "(CROWD EXCLAIMS)" "Whatever." "Ooh!" "I've got to go and thank the boys." "Oh, Norm, your performance exceeded my previous computations." "I just had to get out of my own head." "Well, what a phenomenal finale to our finale." "Congratulations and kudos to our two winners!" "And there wasn't even a contest!" "(CHUCKLES)" "Wow!" "You were smoothtastic." "Are you gonna introduce me to your new girl?" "Why, yes!" "Of course." "This is..." "Chloe!" "What are you doing?" "Rodney!" "Wait, wait, wait." "This is your robot?" "Come, Chloe." "Let's get you away from this rusted Romeo!" "(STAMMERS) Well, I'm too flustered to come up with an insult." "So I'll call you later and give it to you then." "Come on, Norm." "Goodbye, Chloe." "Parting is such sweet sorrow." "That is a reference from Romeo and Juliet." "So, I shall say, "Good night till it be 'morrow."" "See, you don't need her, Norm." "She's a know-it-all." "Ugh!" "Ooh, look!" "Corndogs!" "Boys, are you here?" "I just wanted to say... (GASPS) Phineas!" "Ferb!" "You are so busted!" "What?" "Get out of the way!" "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!" "Did I hear you just bust Phineas and Ferb?" "(MANIACAL GIGGLING) What are all my good guest towels doing out here?" "And they're filthy!" "Towels?" "Oh!" "Sorry, Mom." "We'll clean 'em up." "Towels?" "Yeah." "You get right on that." "And when you're done we'll have beignets." "So, let me get this straight." "After everything they've done this summer, you decide to yell at them for a few dirty towels?" "Way to make a mockery of my lifetime goal, Mom." "Towels." "Ferb, we've got a lot of leftover parts from the last time we used leftover parts." "There must be something we can do with them." "You know, besides hodgepodges or art pieces." "Whoa!" "Dudes!" "What's with all the junk in your backyard?" "It's like an obstacle course back here." "That's it!" "I know what we're gonna do today!" "What'd I say?" "You said obstacle course, of course." "Are you telling me that we have never made an obstacle course this entire summer?" "I'm filled with remorse that we haven't, of course, even thought of building an obstacle course." "Then let's build one and make it our new tour de force." "That is a plan I can clearly endorse." "Of course!" "Of course!" "I'm putting an end to this before it breaks into song." "Where's Perry?" "There are some pretty suspicious goings-on going on over at the Doofenshmirtz building." "We've had reports that the building has been rotating all morning." "Or he's turning it into an expensive romantic restaurant with an impressive view." "In which case, I would like a reservation for 6:00 p.m." "Either way, I'm gonna need you to get over there." "Okay, he's gone." "One, a two." "A one, two, three." "♪ I am the very model of a modern Major Monogram" "♪ I've information, vegetable and animal and hologram... ♪" "(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)" "Wow, Gluttony Games was totally bloated with mindless mayhem." "And the two girls, they were so brave and fearless." "We would make an awesome team, you and me." "Of course we'd have to learn to shoot a bow and arrow." "And catch leaves between two pieces of wax paper, and choose matching backpacks, sharpen a hatchet." " And we'll live on nothing but..." " BOTH:" "Holy cannoli!" "What in the world is going on here?" "Phineas and Ferb!" "Boys and girls, babies and slightly smaller babies, welcome to the Phineas and Ferb Ultimate Obstacle Course!" "(CROWD CHEERING) The first team that makes it all the way to the end, you know, alive and stuff, will win this nifty trophy!" "So are you ready to get muddy?" "That tears it!" "Those two are so..." "Hang on, Candace, we can win this." "Yeah, we can..." "Wait, what?" "I want that trophy." "Why?" "Very good, Ginger." "We'll put it up here with the rest of your awards." "I'm still saving a place for your trophies, Stacy." "You know, just in case." "(GULPS) Uh..." "Uh..." "Candace, we'd make an awesome team." "All right, I'll do it." "For the trophy." "And for whatever it was you were thinking about just now." "(GRUNTS)" "Hmm, I wonder who that could be." "(GASPS) Perry the platypus?" "Well, come on in." "Wipe your feet, if you don't mind." "I just mopped the floor." "Ha-ha!" "Gotcha!" "That's what you get for having manners!" "(CHUCKLES)" "Now, I bet you're wondering why my building has been turning." "Well, that's because I was just testing out my Ninety-Degree-Turn-inator!" "Huh?" "You like it?" "You know, it turns things!" "But only 90 degrees at a time." "You see, back in Drusselstein..." "You know what, just watch this documentary!" "(NARRATOR READS)" "Dateline, 1602." "The mayors of Gimmelshtump and Stumblegimp prepare to sign a treaty declaring they are sister cities." "The Mayor of Gimmelshtump accidentally turned 90 degrees." "Since showing your side to another is considered a Stumblegimpian insult, the Mayor of Stumblegimp was forced to follow tradition." "(GRUNTS)" "And so, war was declared." "(MOOING) (EXPLOSION)" "Gimmelshtump had no choice but to retaliate!" "The war escalated and raged on for 50 years." "Finally, the only way to end the senseless feud to perform the Stumblegimp Humiliating Dance of Contrition!" "♪ If you ever insult a Stumblegimpian by turning slightly to the side" "♪ You can win back zeir trust in ze end" "♪ Now place six chickens on your head" "♪ Then you try to eat a feather bed" "♪ Put a jelly donut into your pants" "♪ Und dance!" "♪ Write a letter to a chimpanzee" "♪ Paint a portrait underneath the sea" "♪ Move to France and refuse to speak French" "Mmm-mmm!" "Mmm-mmm!" "You think I will speak French?" "I will not speak French!" "♪ Juggle piglets with an angry cook" "♪ Split an atom in a breakfast nook" "♪ Zen he will know you're a mensch" "♪ Now go sit down on zis bench ♪" "NARRATOR:" "And so, the Mayor of Stumblegimp was appeased!" "And once again, all was right between the two cities." "Or was it?" "And the Stumblegimp Humiliating Dance of Contrition is just as much a tradition now as it was in the '40s, when this newsreel was made about the 1600s." "My brother the mayor is going to meet the present day Mayor of Stumblegimp." "And I plan to zap Roger with my Ninety-Degree-Turn-inator." "It will turn him 90 degrees, which will insult Mayor..." "Uh, uh, what's his name?" "Something with "Waffles." He'll have to sing that whole song." "And when the people of Danville see him eat a feather bed or put a donut in his pants, he will be forced to step down as mayor and I will step into his place." "One hundred per cent donut-pant free." "Unless, you know, something like last week happens again." "PHINEAS:" "And finally, our third team, Candace and Stacy!" "We are so ready." "Oh, that's our secret code for "I love you, sis." I think." "Good luck, contestants, and watch out for giant worms." "On your marks..." "Get set..." "Wait, what?" "Did he say "giant worms"?" "Go!" "(SCREAMS)" "PHINEAS:" "Well, it looks like Buford and Baljeet are out of the race." "You know what they say, giant worms can do whatever they want." "(CLINKING)" "PHINEAS:" "Both remaining teams have made it to the beach." "Nice jobs, ladies." "But you may wanna get to cover." "Cover?" "Fire!" "Incoming!" "Water balloons!" "Just look at 'em go." "STACY:" "Get off the beach!" "Get off the beach!" "(GRUNTS)" "Ah, yes!" "The horse-drawn coach has arrived, and Mayor Waffle-something is walking up to Roger." "(CHUCKLES) Mayor Chickenen, it is so good to finally meet you." "Chicken and waffles!" "That's why I had waffles stuck in my head!" "That was it." "And now!" "It is indeed a rare pleasure to... (GASPS) What is the meaning of this?" "I will have to declare war now!" "Maybe not." "Psst." "What happened?" "Get the Dance of Contrition team out here pronto!" "(WHISTLES)" "Yeah, baby, it worked!" "And now for the humiliation!" "(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)" "♪ Dance of Contrition" "♪ Humiliating Dance of Contrition" "♪ Everybody, dance ♪ Dance of Contrition" "♪ Humiliating Dance of Contrition" "♪ Everybody, dance" "♪ Everybody, dance" "(STAMMERS) Wait, that's not the Stumblegimp Humiliating Dance of Contrition!" "(FRUSTRATED GRUNT) One day I gotta ask Norm what he did with my binoculars." "It looks like Isabella and Ginger are way out front." "Hurry, Stace, they're getting away!" "PHINEAS:" "Watch your step, ladies, that's mud down there." "Baljeet's suggestion." "Really?" "I knew we would not make it that far." "Well, not with an attitude like that." "We'll see who gets mud in his face, smart guy." "(SCREAMING)" "Good thing mud's good for the skin." "(RETCHING)" "Let's dry them off, Ferb." "Hold on to something, Ginger!" "We're almost there." "Hey, he's right!" "My skin feels so soft!" "Come on, Stace!" "(SCREAMING)" "Whoa, nice hang time!" "(GRUNTS)" "ISABELLA:" "Aah!" "I regret nothing!" "That puts us in the lead." "Whoo-hoo!" "Pie?" "Really?" "PHINEAS:" "And Isabella and Ginger take the lead!" "Wonderful!" "The new improved Dance of Contrition always makes me want to shake a leg." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "That was not merely humiliating enough." "Where was the part about bowing and pulling your shirt up over your face and juggling piglets?" "Where were the piglets?" "Oh, we haven't done that since the '40s when we made that newsreel about the 1600s." "Things have changed." "(HUMMING)" "So, what's your point?" "We're nearing the finish line." "And here comes Team Ginger and Isabella, with Candace and Stacy in hot pursuit!" "And now, ladies, who's up for some popcorn?" "(SCREAMS)" "We're the last ones standing!" "Yay!" "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "Yay!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Candace and Stacy win!" "(SCREAMS)" "Sorry." "Forgot about the giant gorilla hand." "My bad." "Remember, everyone's a winner, but only one team gets a trophy." "Stacy, we won!" "Congratulations, Stacy." "Ha!" "Now I'm like you." "I have a trophy." "But, Stacy, I won all those trophies just trying to impress you." "You're the coolest big sister a girl could ever have!" "How can I compete?" "Well, I am pretty cool." "I'll take that." "Giant worms can do whatever they want." "That does it." "It's busting time!" "Mother, may I please speak with you?" "Oh, boy." "Oh, how rude!" "Oh, give it a rest!" "(FRUSTRATED GRUNT) I must've left it in Random Fire mode." "PILOT:" "Uh, welcome to Flight J-2261 to New York." "Uh, hey, who wants to go to Alabama?" "Mom, take a look outside the window!" "Candace!" "What's gotten into you?" "Look!" "Hi, boys!" "What?" "But, but..." "Really, Candace?" "This is getting old." "But..." "But..." "But..." "♪ Write a letter to a chimpanzee" "♪ Paint a portrait underneath the sea" "♪ Move to France and refuse to speak French" "You think I will speak French?" "I will not speak French!" "♪ Juggle piglets with an angry cook" "♪ Split an atom in a breakfast nook" "♪ Zen he will know you're a mensch" "♪ Now go sit down on zis bench ♪" "'Cause you're tired!"