"Woman:" "I wish we had the usual problems, but if there's any slip, it's gonna get worse." "Fx presents legion." "Eye:" "Shallwe begin?" "shallwebegin?" "Man:" "Whileyouwait, haveyouheardthe story ofthepoorwoodcutter andhiswife?" "I don't believe I have." "One day, a poor woodcutter and his wife found a crane caught in a trap." "Feeling bad for the bird, they freed it." "Eye:" "Shallwe begin?" "Man:" "A fewdayslater, ona snowynight, ayoungwomaninwhite knockedonthedoor andaskedforshelter." "thesnowdidn'tstopfordays." "Whenitdid, theyoungwomanasked ifshecouldlivewith them ." "Theyhadgrowntolove her likea daughter." "Theysaidyes." "theyoungwoman askedforaloom." "She said she would make clothes forthemto sell." ""but,"shesaid, "neverwatchme work.""