"You want ice cream?" "Yes, please!" "It's 5 pesos per cone." "We can't." "We don't have money." "Let's go." "Nanny, I want ice cream." "But we don't have money." "Wait a second." "Because you're all cute, except for nanny..." "Just kidding!" "...I'll give my ice cream for free!" "Really?" "What about me?" "Three for you." "What's this?" "You've been in Manila for years, but you're still a moron!" "And proud of it!" "You also don't have money?" "None, sir." "But you want ice cream?" "Yes, please!" "This is really good!" "yummy!" "I like this!" "Come here." "Sorry, he was first." "Yep, I was first." "Wait sir, I'll give you a better deal." "If you buy a drumstick from me, you get a free popsicle." "No no no, sir." "With me, you get a free drumstick." "From me, 2 free drumsticks, and 2 free popsicles." "From me sir, 2 free drumsticks, an extra popsicle, and a back massage, sir." "From me, 2 popsicles, 2 drumsticks, a car wash, vacuum, and tire black!" "From me sir, 2 free drumsticks, an extra popsicle, back massage, tire black, vacuum, car wash, and..." "And..." "And what?" "Can't think of any more?" "And tonight, sir." "I'm all yours!" "I'm Leaving." "Sir!" "Buy my ice cream!" "Sir...wait!" "Sir, buy from me!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Pity." "[SPIDERBOY]" "8 boxes of ice cream, destroyed!" "2 carts, destroyed!" "2 brand new bicycles, destroyed!" "destroyed!" "destroyed!" "What are you guys?" "It's Junie's fault... acting like a lizard." "Why me?" "You!" "I hear that you like giving away ice cream to kids!" "Who are you?" "Santa Claus?" "No!" "You're a salesman!" "And you?" "What kind of music do you play in your cart?" "Our official cart music is," "You?" "What do you play?" "Listen to me!" "Because you wrecked the carts" "And gave away the ice cream" "None of us made any money" "So, both of you are suspended." "And as payment for the damaged carts," "Clean the warehouse at the back." "And one more foul-up, you'll both be fired!" "Do you understand me, Junie?" "Sir?" "What do you have to say?" "Can you please repeat what you said when you were there, here, and there?" "Cockroach!" "Where's the cockroach?" "It's gone." "Hey...where are you going?" "What do you mean?" "You're a moron. we were both fired!" "So what?" "Are you still obeying orders?" "It's our obligation." "Idiot!" "Spider!" "Come out!" "Where are you?" "I have you surrounded!" "I'm exhausted!" "What have I done to you?" "Is it because I'm poor?" "What?" "!" "Answer me!" "Show yourself!" "There, boss!" "He's either knocked out or asleep." "It's a good thing I'm alert." "Are you okay, Junie?" "It's a good thing Dodoy here is alert." "I noticed earlier when I was cleaning, he wasn't around." "There he was, fast asleep." "Thanks so much Dodoy." "As a security guard!" "You're alert, right?" "And me, sir?" "You..." "You're still fired." "I got fired." "Mom..." "Dad...why didn't God take me when He took you?" "I'm a good-for-nothing son." "And why do so many people treat me like dirt?" "Because they know I can't fight back?" "And Liana?" "I don't have guts." "Why can't I tell her how I feel?" "Why is it like that?" "Dad..." "I'm ashamed to face you." "I have to stop." "Why was I born?" "I'm giving up." "I'm so tired of this." "Why am I like this?" "Why?" "Why!" "Why?" "!" "Isn't it pretty, and yet so simple?" "And this one, Liana, a simple design, this dress, if you may ask... this also serves as a bumper protection, especially these days, there are lots of maniacs." "And this here, when it gets hot, it'll turn by itself" "It follows your body temperature." "It's really a fashion statement!" "Isn't it so pretty?" "It's pretty, but..." "It is pretty, but it looks heavy." "No, it's not!" "I was even planning on adding barbed wires and bulbs here, but they'll make it heavy." "That would be too much!" "So, what now?" "are you ready to choose?" "What?" "You can't decide 'coz they're both nice, huh?" "Because..." "That one's really nice, simple color." "This one that has barbed wire..." "it'll be heavy to wear." "and my body isn't strong enough to support the weight." "And this one, they say that if one is pretty, the looks will follow." "And that the dress should then be simple." "and it's too colorful, I might look like a Christmas tree." "Christmas tree..." "A Christmas tree?" "Ok then." "If that's how you feel, find someone to make your clothes!" "I was just trying to help!" "Don't forget this one." "Yes!" "I'll get that!" "Be thankful I didn't put Christmas lights on it." "My dear Dodoy" "How are you, son?" "How are you doing in Manila?" "Your Dad and I, were OK and happy not worrying about anything," "Son..." "When are you going to send us money?" "You know that we pawned the..." "Hep!" "Where are you going, sir?" "Huh?" "Here." "Are you a visitor?" "No, I live here." "You're from here?" "Yes." "I haven't seen you before." "I'm from here." "Your ID please." "Is that you?" "Yes." "You look like an Arab in that photo." "My mother's side." "What now?" "I have to ensure the security here." "Let me check you out." "Your bag, sir?" "Remember..." "This is a peaceful peace." "If something bad happens Later, it's your fault." "I'll find you." "Junie, the rent?" "I just need it badly, I hope you understand." "We need to pay for bills." "Just a second I have it with me." "I hope you understand." "I know you will because you're a good person." "My siblings know you're very patient." "Wait a second...it's here." "I'll look for it, okay?" "Thanks." "I'll be so grateful for this..." "The rent?" "Where are your siblings?" "Outside." "Wait a second." "There!" "The ball got stuck up there." "It's your fault." "It wasn't my fault." "It's your fault you don't know how to catch." "It's my ball!" "It's your ball, then it's your problem." "Don't fight." "Don't blame it on me." "Do you have a problem?" "Yes!" "You threw it too hard!" "You didn't catch it." "You threw it so high." "She's right." "But you still should've caught it." "She won't lie." "She's a child." "That's true." "I'm a baby." "But I'm the Leader." "I make the rules." "You're mean!" "I'm the eldest." "So you won't let me play?" "Stop fighting." "Here's your ball...whoa!" "How?" "How'd he get up there?" "Help me cook." "Kids, time to eat!" "Let's eat, let's eat!" "C'mon...be careful." "Me!" "Me first!" "That!" "I want that!" "You're being unfair!" "You're still young!" "Oh it's you, Dodoy." "Junie, excuse us." "Dodoy, sit there." "It's Dodoy again." "Yep." "What's he doing here?" "Visiting Eider Sister" "Here's mine." "Be careful." "Why'd you visit, Dodoy?" "I'm sure you know why I'm here, Liana." "Hey, what's wrong?" "Leave it to me." "I'm good with kids." "What's the problem?" "Why are you grumpy?" "What's the problem?" "We didn't have time for desert since you came!" "Is that all?" "Here." "Buy candy." "Two?" "Two?" "!" "I told you, Liana." "I'm good with kids." "What's wrong now?" "My stomach is itchy!" "My armpit hurts!" "Scratch your stomach?" "Her bottom." "Scratch her bottom now!" "Are you okay there, Dodoy?" "Look, Liana has a security guard!" "Boy, what's that?" "That's enough!" "Hey, stop it." "I'm sorry." "He looks stupid!" "Bronson, Boogie, some other day?" "I still have lots to do." "Liana, maybe you need a babysitter from an agency." "Dodoy, I still have a lot to do." "Go home, okay?" "Brush your teeth." "He's the jerk." "It would've been okay, but he came before us." "He's really a nuisance." "Here's another jerk." "What's that?" "Junie?" "What's going on?" "Nothing!" "It's just a cat!" "Junie, clean your mess." "What did you eat?" "Liana, what's the food?" "Junie, what are you doing there?" "Jack!" "I thought your body was my body." "Your body looks like a matchstick!" "You're bald!" "What was that?" "Help me!" "Help!" "Please!" "Have mercy!" "Let her go!" "What a maniac!" "Let her go!" "Animal!" "Who are you?" "Get out!" "Leave her alone!" "Oops, sorry!" "Hey handsome, you're my type." "Why are you here?" "Pal, where's Luna street?" "Isn't it there?" "No, there!" "Fool!" "It's there!" "I told you not to resist." "Let me go!" "You'll only get hurt." "Why?" "What's your problem?" "Let go of her." "Fix him!" "Stay where you are." "I'll kill her!" "Just getting even!" "Ma'am, don't be afraid." "I'm not a bad guy." "You're safe." "Thank you very much, son." "You're like a comic book hero." "You're a savior." "But you take care." "Don't worry about me." "I can take care of myself." "Not you but your family." "What if they recognize you and get back at your Loved ones?" "Your eyes can easily be seen." "You just take care, okay?" "Thank you!" "Quiet!" "What's going on here?" "I'm not letting her go!" "What's going on here?" "We're just imitating his favorite comic book hero, Spiderboy." "I thought...wait!" "Don't you have school?" "Yes." "You'll be Late." "Change your clothes and take a bath." "You, you're slow at taking a bath." "You're the eldest." "Hey, let's bet 50 pesos." "Whoever has the higher card wins." "Which is higher: his or mine?" "Fool!" "Come on!" "You might win." "Come on..." "Alright, that one." "This one?" "Yes." "You won." "We didn't earn from that Lady but we earned from those two idiots." "Empty!" "Crap!" "Another failure." "Captain, here's where it happened." "Somewhere there." "Here, captain." "Come here, come here." "Here, this was where we were attacked by that ferocious..." "What do you mean 'ferocious'?" "It was a different attack...spider-like." "Like a spider?" "Abner, what do you think they're saying?" "I didn't understand anything." "But in my Long tenure as barangay captain," "I've thought of a way to make sense of these things." "They call this re-enactment." "Abner, you will play the spider." "You two will assist." "Abner, go there!" "Cap, why don't you remove that Leather jacket." "You're sweating, and it's hot." "That's style!" "Don't action stars always wear Leather jackets?" "Go there!" "Wait, there were hostages, right?" "Yes, there were." "Cap, you can be the hostage!" "Why me?" "I'm the captain!" "You get here!" "Come in, spider!" "What's that?" "Cap, it's a spider making webs!" "Good, I like that." "Attack!" "You didn't jerk back!" "You hit me too hard, I think my jaw is dislocated." "That's okay." "My first punch was okay!" "It didn't swell." "Do it again." "Simeon, get all the evidence." "Set that aside." "Except this." "I like the color." "And then what else happened?" "We ended up there." "You know, you're really difficult to talk to." "The other day you want the waist Loose, and now you want the hips tight." "Don't underestimate my abilities." "Wonder what that is?" "Ma'am, did you get the package?" "Yes, I'm holding it now." "Who's this?" "That's not important." "Open the package." "Wow!" "It's beautiful." "A colorful, nice design." "What's this?" "A Halloween costume?" "No..." "Ah..." "Yes..." "Can you do it?" "Of course." "I'm Gloring." "Did you understand that?" "No." "Me neither." "But do you have money?" "It's in the envelope." "200 pesos?" "My God!" "What can I do with this?" "This can't even make a beggar's clothes!" "What's with you?" "But because I'm good, I'll do it." "It will be easy." "When will it be ready?" "I'm in a hurry." "Don't be too demanding, I've lots of things to finish here." "As if what you're asking me to do is easy." "This is difficult!" "But okay, Later." "Okay?" "You think I don't observe you?" "You think I didn't know that you just sleep here in the warehouse?" "You made that decision so quickly." "Maybe you don't know me." "Maybe I don't know you, but you know the two who'll replace you." "So you better get your trash out of here." "Come!" "Let's talk about your salary." "You'll need me someday." "There, express delivery, right?" "Caught you!" "You're also express!" "That idiot is just here." "That idiot is just here." "He's seeping again." "From now on, you will follow all my commands." "We'll all be rich." "Very, very rich." "You will call me..." "Cockroachman?" "My dream is to have powers." "They were given to me but I look ugly." "Talk about ugly." "Am I ugly?" "Am I ugly?" "You're strong." "You!" "Am I ugly?" "You're brave." "I'm ugly!" "Liars!" "Why are you the one who looks scared?" "Pssst!" "Wait!" "Okay, bite!" "Don't be shy." "You can't reach?" "Then, it's my turn!" "What kind of cut do you want?" "Shaggy?" "Wow, it suits you!" "You look classy!" "My co-residents in Acmeville, you're welcome." "I'm Spiderboy, your savior." "What do you mean savior?" "What about the wrecked houses?" "Who'll fix them?" "Stop that noise!" "It's annoying!" "You're disturbing us!" "Work faster!" "Mom, Dad, it's me, your son." "Don't I look different?" "I'm not a clown." "I'm a superhero." "You know Dad, I don't want to be Junie anymore," "I just want to be Spiderboy." "Because when I'm like this, I become brave and confident." "And not only that, I can do many amazing things." "And you know, Mom, Dad, my dream of becoming a hero finally came true." "Here Mom, I'll show you." "Look at this." "Amazing, right?" "And Mom, Dad, don't worry," "I'll bring Liana here and introduce her to you." "I'm sure she'll like me when I'm like this." "Eider Sister Liana, is Spiderboy real?" "Goodness, you believe that?" "Kuya Junie, did you see Spiderboy Last night?" "He fought a flying vampire." "You mean Spiderboy is real?" "Yes." "There's no Spiderboy because he's not real." "What a waste of time." "The kids may be right, Liana." "Junie, people who wear masks are hiding something." "They're bad people." "Why do you believe in those things?" "Liana, come, quick." "Let's go." "Where are you going?" "I have a rehearsal." "For what?" "A beauty pageant." "Let's go." "Bye Kuya Junie." "Does it really look good?" "It's okay, boss." "It's fine, boss." "But it's hard to move around." "And it's a bit hot." "Choose boss, your old form or this one?" "I'll go for the former one." "It was your choice, boss." "You wanted rubber instead of cloth." "Now you look like a tire." "By the way, boss, we bought something." "Boss, now all three of us are fearsome, right!" "And we can steal more things." "Like it, boss?" "But I'm the only one with power here." "Wow, this is great boss." "It's new." "Shut up!" "Ouch!" "Mommy, daddy, I want bread..." "Junie, you should have come with us." "Are you feeling bad?" "No." "Do you have a problem?" "Say something." "What?" "What's that?" "Palm." "Wait a second!" "Wow!" "They're so pretty!" "Back off!" "Get back!" "You might scratch it." "Liana, if you accept my proposal, you will live like a queen." "Don't be fooled by thin, wimpy beggars." "Here, for you." "Wow." "Thank you." "This is for you." "Wow, this is nice." "Thank you Junie." "Wait." "For you." "Beat that." "Wow, this is beautiful." "Here." "Beat that." "Enough!" "For you." "Thank you." "It's nice." "So you'll have beautiful surroundings." "Wait." "Do you want a contest?" "Wait" "That's enough!" "Wow it looks nice." "Liana, let me help you." "It's gone." "Where'd it go?" "Can I join?" "Sorry for what happened." "I just wanted to make you happy." "You don't have to impress me to make me happy." "What do you mean?" "Junie, you just have to show who you really are, and that's enough." "You don't need to pretend." "I'm confused, Liana." "That's why sometimes," "I have to pretend so everyone will accept me." "Believe in yourself." "Is there really no Spiderboy?" "There is." "Eider sister Liana said he's not real." "Choc Nut, get us food from your canteen." "Hurry." "We're hungry." "We're already closed." "Come on..." "I said we're already closed, you're really stupid." "Feed us, or else we'll pee in your canteen." "You're pushing it." "Go ahead, let's see." "Let my brother go." "Let him go." "Let him go." "What did we do to you?" "Spiderboy!" "Spiderboy!" "Who's that?" "What's a clown doing here?" "What do you mean?" "That's Spiderboy." "You're finished." "You're finished." "Let's see." "Spiderboy!" "How are you?" "Are you okay?" "And you four!" "Choose who you mess with." "And don't mess with my territory." "Is that so?" "Let's see." "You can do it, Spiderboy." "You can easily beat them." "Beat them Spiderboy." "You guys are nothing." "You just look tough." "Show-offs!" "Spiderboy!" "You're great Spiderboy!" "You're great!" "Don't pat me, I'm not a statue." "Choc Nut, Kiamoy, Wee-Wee, from now on, no one will pick on you." "Because your new defender is here, Spiderboy." "By the way, send my regards to your sister Liana." "He's great!" "I can't do that!" "Wrong!" "Day and night, you are my dream." "You're always in my thoughts, in my dreams." "I will do everything." "I will give everything" "If only you'll allow... our hearts and feelings to become one." "I understand you." "I've waited a Long time to hear those words." "Look at this gown I made for you." "It's perfect." "You can see how clever the colors here are." "They're a perfect match." "Carnation pink and yellow green, and what's more, you don't need jewelry." "because these wings are already the jewelry." "Right?" "Thanks." "I'm really surprised." "It's very beautiful." "Of course." "You'll create an illusion of floating." "People will think you're high." "But listen, I'll turn heads at the pageant." "I'll wear something fabulous." "You're also wearing a gown?" "No, never mind." "please excuse..." "I promise you, Spiderboy will never bother you again." "And I will never allow him to get near you." "Goodbye." "Fellow community members!" "Everyone is invited to a unique beauty pageant!" "Here we will see beautiful Ladies raised in our district." "They will show us their exceptional talents." "Let us take advantage of this opportunity." "We promise..." "Miss, you can have this." "How much?" "It's free." "Wait." "What is this?" "Let me see." "It's ugly." "Are you sure that boss is pushing through with his plans tonight?" "How?" "The pageant is Long." "Let's just wait for boss' signal." "Where's the costume I gave you?" "Here." "There." "That's only 50." "Why 50?" "I just gave it to you." "I know." "I'm selling it to you again." "That's expensive. 30?" "No, 40." "35?" "3 7." "80." "Okay, call!" "You thought you could outsmart me, huh?" "Good evening to everyone." "Welcome to Barangay Babe 2003." "Are you okay?" "Brgy." "Sta." "Barbara." "Excuse me." "Where is Liana?" "Why are you here?" "I have something to tell her." "Liana's already hosting, didn't you see?" "You, you're still texting but you don't have Load." "We have many surprises for you!" "Where are you going?" "I'll just talk to Liana." "You can't." "Only contestants are allowed." "Go there." "Stay there first." "What's the matter with you?" "Your make-up!" "Girls, get ready." "Liana, we have to escape." "Someone wants to kidnap you." "What?" "Why are you staring at me?" "Did I sin?" "Why are you glaring at me?" "Are you angry with me?" "Liana, for a while." "Friends, we will momentarily stop our competition for Barangay Babe 2003," "to acknowledge our beloved, ever successful, durable Barangay Captain" "No other than Captain Gimo!" "Thank you very much Mr. emcee and to these beautiful Ladies." "And to all you folks of Acmeville." "If Japan has Daimos and VoItes Five," "America has Captain America." "Taiwan has F4." "Here in the Philippines, in Acmeville, we have a superhero" "No other than Spiderboy!" "Spiderboy!" "Spiderboy!" "Spiderboy, introduce yourself to them." "What's he doing here?" "Show them your face." "So that the whole barangay will know." "You can't believe it, can you?" "Captain, I am Gloring!" "You?" "Go ahead, speak." "You know my friends, I am Gloring." "At a time of crisis and terrorism, we need a superhero, who will defend the poor and the oppressed." "I can easily do that because I am Spidergirl!" "Thank you very much." "That's great!" "Get down!" "Get down!" "You!" "Stay away!" "I am the captain here!" "Cap, here!" "Spiderboy, fight them!" "Leave it to me!" "Are you done?" "You!" "I am the great Captain!" "So may I?" "Go!" "Leave!" "I am Spiderboy." "I am Spiderboy." "Get ready!" "Spiderboy!" "How ugly!" "Let's go home!" "Finally, we meet, Spiderboy." "Is that your new costume?" "It's better than your costume." "With some rope, you look like a shiny kite." "This is my costume." "Watch." "You don't need a costume with me, Junie." "He's very strong." "Can you still fight, Spiderboy?" "You again?" "You've been making our lives difficult." "What will we do?" "If you ask me, I'd beat him up." "My uncle was cooking rice cakes and was interrupted because of him." "Is that so?" "Wait." "Do you know how to fix electricity?" "Yes." "Do you have pliers and wires?" "Yes." "Gloves?" "Yes I do." "Good." "In that case, start lighting up the peace or I might lose my patience." "Captain, captain, not here." "There are too many people." "Have you forgotten that it's been years since you were elected?" "Eider brother Junie!" "You're surprised, weren't you?" "You were great!" "Move aside." "Junie, you didn't tell us you were Spiderboy." "Kuya Junie." "They have Eider sister Liana." "I know." "I also know who Cockroachman is." "But I don't know how to fight him because I'm afraid of cockroaches." "Junie, don't worry." "I have a solution." "We can handle it." "But I'm really sorry for pretending to be Spiderboy." "Because you know, I just wanted to be famous, Junie." "It's okay." "Nobody believed you anyway." "I better go." "It's time... for Spiderboy to avenge for Liana." "We want to go with you." "I can handle this alone." "We're coming with you." "I can do this alone." "Please, we're coming with you." "Then come." "Stop pulling me, you'll rip the costume and Gloring here will charge me again." "And we can't delay, Liana's in danger." "Just allow us to come." "We'll just change costumes." "Make it fast." "Okay." "Okay." "Make it fast." "I'm a superhero." "You stay here." "It'll be dangerous up there." "I'll save your Eider Sister Liana, okay?" "Wait, why did you make us change clothes?" "You're the one who wanted to dress up." "And, what about our ammo?" "Just hold it like that and be alert." "I'm here." "Caught you!" "Run!" "Don't." "No!" "Wait!" "Your evil must be stopped!" "Your kind have no peace in this world!" "The defender of love and justice is here." "I am Gloring!" "What's that?" "Have you been here Long?" "The insect that will defeat Spiderboy is yet to be born." "Eider Sister Liana!" "Eider Sister Liana!" "Good afternoon to all!" "Our feast is indeed very gay, a very happy occasion thanks to our captain." "If I knew you were Spiderboy, then I wouldn't have doubted him." "I agree, but we still have lots of rice." "but the kare-kare needs more bagoong." "If we cook now, we'll smell like bagoong." "It's your fault for being so shy." "You know I've always liked you, right?" "Let's just buy some at Aling Martha's." "Junie, I Love you." "What?" "I told you it's expensive there!" "What?" "Help me!" "Juine, here's your stuff." "A sandwich for break time." "Briefs, in case yours get wet." "A flashlight, so in case of a brownout, you'll have a light." "Here's more food so you don't get hungry." "An umbrella, so you don't get wet." "Water, so you don't get thirsty." "Kiss?" "Not now." "Later, I have to save someone." "Mom, Dad." "I've learned a lot." "I don't need to be a superhero to be a good person." "And someone taught me that." "Come." "This is Liana, Mom, Dad." "A good afternoon, Mom, Dad, Dad, Mom." "Mom, Dad, she's a very good dancer." "Go on, show them." "Go on, show them." "Don't be shy." "They're watching you." "Mom, Dad, she's from Mandaluyong." "The mental institution just released her." "That's enough."