"♪♪ [THEME SONG]" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪" "♪ Turtle power ♪" "♪ They're the world's ♪" "♪ Most fearsome fighting team ♪" "We're really hip." "♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪" "♪ And they're green ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ When the evil Shredder attacks ♪" "♪ These turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪" "He's a radical rat." "♪ Leonardo leads ♪" "♪ Donatello does machines ♪" "That's a fact, Jack." "♪ Raphael is cool, but rude ♪ Gimme a break." "♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪" "♪ Turtle power ♪" "Aah!" "[RAPHAEL] Oh, wow!" "Wild Willy's got Rattin' Randy pinned!" "Randy can get out of a reverse double-arm back forelock anytime." "No way, dude, Randy's history." "[COWS MOO]" "[LEONARDO] Hey, Donatello, turn the wrestling back on." "Some weird solar wind is allowing us to pick up TV from other dimensions." "My interdimensional tuner is able to search out the frequencies." "Ooh, this is from the planet of the cows." "Udder-ly fascinating." "And now, from the Shell Dome, on the Planet of the Turtles, the World Federation of Intergalactic Combat Tag Team Wrestling." "Look, it's a wrestling match." "Aah!" "Aah!" "The Flying Turtlenecker brothers have just thrown their opponents out of the ring." "This is a bummer, dudes." "What say we go out for pizza?" "I'm with you." "Okay, but I'd still like to try to tune in more dimensions on the turtle band TV." "I can hardly wait." "[KRANG] Good!" "Now, kick them while they're down." "[high-pitched screams]" "This is marvelous, Shredder." "How is it possible we're receiving broadcasts from another dimension?" "Some interference from the dimensional barriers, I believe." "[ANNOUNCER] We will return to Intergalactic Combat Wrestling after this word from our sponsor." "Hello, friends." "It's your old pal Rupert, here." "Are you tired?" "Listless?" "Run down?" "I have here the solution for your problem." "From world famous Turtlestein Laboratories, the one, the only, personal energy projector, or P-E-P, PEP!" "Personal energy projector." "You can use your personal energy projector to transfer energy from a plant to yourself." "Gee, I feel great!" "And friends, this little baby will suck that old energy from animals, from people, from entire planets." "That's it!" "That's it!" "[ANNOUNCER] To order your very own personal energy projector, just send $19.95, that's $19.95, to Energy Transfer, Box 59, Turtle Dome Station." "With that personal energy projector, I can draw off the energy from Earth and use it to power the Technodrome." "I want you to go there and get me that device." "Leave the portal open." "With this disturbance, I might not be able to get back otherwise." "I'll take that." "Sure, for $19.95, you will." "Don't be ridiculous." "Villains don't pay for things." "Yo, Hans!" "Fitz!" "Help!" "[GERMAN ACCENT] Yeah, Rupert." "What is it?" "Well, he's trying to steal my energy device." "Ooh!" "Give me that!" "It's all mine, now." "Whoa!" "Don't we have enough problems with turtles?" "Why did you bring this bunch here, Shredder?" "I didn't bring them." "[HANS] Ya." "Where are we and who are you?" "Ya, you better tell us quick, brain face, or we'll tie your tentacles in knots." "I'm Hans." "I'm Fitz." "We are a mean-- green-- fighting machine!" "Shut up." "[GUNS COCK]" "Well, if you put it that way..." "[RUPERT] Just a minute, friend." "You look like you're in need of my beauty overhaul device, or B-O-D, BOD." "It turns frowns into smiles" "Out!" "Out!" "I want to examine this personal energy projector." "[SHREDDER] Here it is." "But I don't think you can expect much for $19.95." "[KRANG] I've got it." "It's working." "[MICHELANGELO] Hurry, Leonardo." "I've got a major case of the munchies." "[DONATELLO] Aw, that solar wind must have shifted." "I can't pick up Planet of the Turtles anymore." "Well, how about tuning into planet of the humans for a change?" "This is April O'Neil for Channel Six News." "I'm up here in the revolutionary new garbage copter with the city's energy commissioner, Dalton Dumpsky." "Now, Commissioner, is it true that this garbage copter runs on the energy created from garbage?" "That's precisely right, April." "It's a very inexpensive way to produce energy." "I'm going to put some rotten bananas into the converter." "Look at those blue rays." "Folks, we're having some engine trouble." "Can you tell us what's happening, Commissioner?" "Yes, we're going to crash!" "April's in trouble." "The copter is over the city garbage dump." "Aah!" "[TIRES SCREECH]" "[MICHELANGELO] Put the pedal to the metal, dude!" "There's the garbage copter." "That's it, guys." "Whatever's in those blue rays has stopped us cold." "Come on!" "Ohh!" "Uhh!" "April, are you okay?" "Ugh, I'm fine." "But I thought you guys where supposed to rescue us." "Oh!" "What happened?" "I'm covered with garbage." "I don't understand." "The converter couldn't have failed." "[DONATELLO] It wasn't your converter." "A blue ray hit your copter and our van, and they both stopped running." "[MICHELANGELO] Bogus, dudes!" "Here come those rays again!" "Interesting, but..." "Oh, I'm very tired." "[SIGH] So am I." "Oh, yes." "Me, too." "I can hardly move." "[SNORES]" "They've fallen asleep." "It's those blue rays." "It swept over 'em and bingo, dreamland." "The rays must drain energy from machines and people." "Carrying these three out of here is gonna drain our energy." "[SNORING]" "[DONATELLO] I wonder why those rays haven't affected us." "Maybe because we're mutants." "Makes sense." "[SNORING]" "We'll take April to the lair, and the Commissioner and Vernon to Channel Six." "Too much exposure to these rays could be dangerous." "[KRANG] The personal energy projector has already drained more than half of all the energy from the earth." "Yes, thanks to my efforts." "[WHIRRING SOUND]" "[BEEP]" "[KRANG] What's that?" "[SHREDDER] It's those blasted Turtles." "The personal energy projector hasn't affected them." "[HANS] Ooh, little turtles." "We hate little turtles." "We crush little turtles!" "You'd like to fight those little Turtles, would you?" "Ya, you betcha." "[HORN HONKS]" "[APRIL] Thanks, guys." "I don't know what made me just fall asleep like that." "Well, it's a long story." "But you're safe now." "[APRIL] Ahh!" "Come on, Turtles." "Ya, we wrestle you." "Whoa, dudes, it's those turtle wrestlers." "[TURTLES] Let's turtle-ize 'em!" "This is April calling Splinter." "Emergency!" "What is it, April?" "Two giant turtles just grabbed our Turtles and jumped into a dimensional portal!" "I am on my way, April." "Uhh!" "Let go!" "Put us down, you big turtle!" "Ya, we put you down." "Ohh!" "Uhh!" "Ohh!" "[LAUGHS]" "Come on, little shrimps." "We'll fight you in... the ring." "Scope it out, dudes." "We're in the Technodrome." "Indeed you are, Turtles." "Take a good look around." "It will be your last." "Krang!" "Shredder!" "Sorry I won't be able to personally participate in your destruction, but I'll be busy overseeing the destruction of the planet Earth." "[LAUGHS]" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "We are a mean-- green" "Turtle-destroying machine!" "Thank goodness you're here." "The cosmic disturbance Donatello found must be causing problems with this portal." "I must try to find the Turtles." "I'm going, too." "Wow, what a ride." "We must find the Turtles." "The danger to them and to Earth grows greater by the moment." "Whoa!" "Yahh!" "Aah!" "Yahh!" "And to think, I used to like sports." "[KRANG] Soon my Technodrome will be at full power." "And soon the earth and the Turtles will be just a memory." "Oh, I love being a villain." "[APRIL] This place is huge." "How will we ever find the Turtles?" "We will because we must." "[APRIL] The Technodrome must be using the earth's power." "Time is of the essence." "We must move more quickly." "We can take on the appearance of our enemy." "But how?" "Hi, I'm April O'Neil from Channel Six News." "We're doing in-depth interviews with the movers and shakers here at the Technodrome, and your names came up." "[STRUGGLING]" "[SPLINTER] Sometimes the direct approach is best." "Never mind that stupid wrestling." "Take the Turtles to the security sector." "But we're not finished with them." "You can fight them again tomorrow." "[YELLING]" "I have to be back to finish you off personally, Turtles." "But now, I know how much you'll enjoy my favorite show," ""The End of the Earth." [LAUGHS]" "[DONATELLO] The earth will be drained of all its energy if we don't do something." "Don't be a rube, my friend." "That personal energy projector is a piece of junk." "A hype." "A scam." "Yeah?" "Looks like it's working pretty good to me." "Sure it does." "The thing works great..." "for a few hours." "Well, then what?" "When that thing gets close to capacity, kabloo-oo-oo-ey!" "Kabloo-oo-oo-ey?" "Uh, could you be a little more specific?" "[RUPERT] Yeah, I'll try." "The fella that invented these personal energy projectors told me the hyperstasis lock jams the flux capacitor and throws the whole thing into reverse." "That'll blow this place, and your planet, into atoms." "Oh, no." "You mentioned the man who made these." "Can he stop it?" "I don't know." "But he's on the Planet of the Turtles, anyway." "So, like, what do we do, amigos?" "[DONATELLO] We've gotta get outta here and stop that energy transfer, while I get to the Planet of the Turtles and find a way to keep the whole thing from blowing up." "Excuse me, did you folks at home get that?" "Ouch!" "Oh, bummer." "We can't even get out of here." "I guess we showed those puny Turtles, eh, Fitz?" "For sure, Hans." "We bounced them around, then locked them up." "[LAUGHING]" "This Krang has puny workers, too." "Those two said they had locked the Turtles up." "I know where the security section is." "Come, April." "Here they come, fellas." "There's only two." "We can take 'em." "I am glad you have not lost your ninja spirit, my students." "Master Splinter!" "[MICHELANGELO] April!" "How'd you get here?" "Hi, guys." "Here, put these on." "We'll explain later." "Oh, we don't have a suit for you." "[RUPERT] That's alright, friends." "There's never been a situation I couldn't talk my way out of." "[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]" "Prison break!" "Mr. Shredder, the Turtles..." "They have escaped!" "Fools!" "The Turtles have escaped." "Alert the foot soldiers." "[SIREN BLARES]" "[RUPERT] This Krang fellow could use a better security system." "You know, I have a handy dandy home safety network I bet he'd be interested in." "[LEONARDO] Don't try to sell it to him now, Rupert!" "The portal chamber is to the right." "Donatello, you and Rupert must go to the Planet of the Turtles." "We will try to stop the energy drain." "Then let's get ready for action." "I've located the Turtles." "They're headed for the portal chamber." "What is it, Sensei?" "Leonardo, give me your katana." "Lasers!" "Mondo nasty-oso, dudes." "The portal chamber." "Now, to get to Planet of the Turtles." "Rupert, what are the coordinates for the Planet of the Turtles?" "Rupert, the coordinates." "Hurry!" "I--I--I don't know." "[DONATELLO] You don't know how to get to your own planet?" "Now is a fine time to tell me." "I thought so myself." "Whoa!" "This should slow them down." "More foot soldiers?" "Let me have just one minute of your time, friend." "I just happen to have the cure for what ails you." "The all-in-one, pocket-sized, portable portal." "Thousands sold throughout the known universe." "Batteries not included." "Can the commercial, Rupert." "Does it work?" "You, too, can own one of these for only $14.95." "Now, Rupert!" "Doh." "Oka-a-a-ay!" "Let's go!" "Here we are." "This week only, the Planet of the Turtles." "Wow, what a neat place." "Hey, what's that?" "Well, this is a fast food joint." "Uh, what'll it be?" "Hey, this looks like a pizza." "Is it pepperoni?" "A what?" "That's a dweeble bug." "A real gourmet treat on the..." "Planet of the Turtles!" "A bug?" "Oh, yick!" "But we've gotta get to this Dr. Turtlestein's." "Come on, we'll grab a taxi." "[WHISTLES]" "Krang must have the personal energy projector in his control room." "And I'll bet Shredder and those giant turtle dudes'll be there, too." "[LEONARDO] We've got no choice." "The control room is that way." "Hey, amigos, why don't we hitch a ride?" "Michelangelo's suggestion contains much wisdom." "Now, jump!" "[TAXI DRIVER] This is Doc Turtlestein's." "That'll be 3.75." "3 dollars and 75 cents?" "3 bugs and 75 insects." "Dear golly gosh, all I've got is a worm." "Do you have change?" "[BUZZER RINGS]" "Uh, Rupert." "What's up?" "Doc Turtlestein, we've got problems with one of your personal energy projectors." "[Dr. Turtlestein] Oh, not another one." "Rupert, you were supposed to stop selling them." "Doc, your device is being used to drain my planet of energy." "Oh, that's the third planet this week." "Uh, I can't keep up with all this." "Dr. Turtlestein, isn't there anything you can do?" "Well..." "I don't know." "Come into my laboratory." "Here's the last one I've got." "The problem is, its internal power supply is so unstable that it just keeps drawing energy until it overloads." "And then, kablooey!" "Power supply." "Power supply." "If you had a stable power source, could you reverse the energy draw?" "Hey, what do I know?" "I'm no rocket scientist." "It just might work." "It's gotta work." "[KRANG] We are almost finished." "[SHREDDER] Earth is almost finished as well." "As soon as we destroy Splinter and the Turtles, our work will be done." "And then, we will go into reruns..." "I guess." "What a place." "There's nothing to do here." "We need someone to wrestle." "Let's go tear apart those Turtles." "Well, what an unpleasant surprise." "The Turtles!" "Hans, Fitz, take them apart." "With pleasure." "This time, ninjas, we're going to pump you up." "[LAUGHS]" "Kowabunga!" "Surprise!" "Hey!" "Hey, yourself, jolly green giant." "He broke my shell!" "He broke my shell!" "I'll take care of him, brother." "You go grow another shell." "Shredder, stop them." "Stop them!" "[SHREDDER] You cannot stop me, old man." "I have long awaited this moment, Shredder." "I will defeat you once and for all!" "Ahh!" "Why can you never find a foot soldier when you want one?" "[LEONARDO] Bonsai!" "Good work, Raphael." "You know, they just don't make foot soldiers like they used to." "Whoa, they can't send the kid up in a crate like this." "Well, I get my shell back, shell back!" "Mayday!" "Mayday!" "I'm goin' down!" "You've got your shell back, dude." "Are you happy now?" "The personal energy projector is overloading." "Somebody do something!" "I'm a little busy right now, Krang." "I'm not sticking around for the climax of his show." "Donatello had better get back here with a solution or..." "Kablooey." "Bingo." "Oh, we made it." "The portable portal worked." "Uh, I'm surprised." "I-It was another one of my inventions." "[SIREN BLARES]" "I hope there's time." "Ah!" "Whoa!" "Here goes." "It's happening!" "All that stored energy is about to blow up!" "[DONATELLO] It's working." "All the energy is going back to Earth." "[MICHELANGELO] Way to go, Donatello!" "And now, to take care of Shredder and Krang!" "[Dr. Turtlestein] Uh, not if you want to get back to Earth anytime soon." "My portable portal is making some funny noises." "Well, do we go home, or do we deal with Shredder and Krang?" "Need you ask?" "Later for those dudes." "So long, Doc, Rupert." "So long, fellas." "Bon voyage." "And Commissioner Dumpsky has opened new horizons on the use of garbage as a source of energy." "Come at once!" "We have an energy crisis." "What is it, Master Splinter?" "Has Krang got that personal energy projector working?" "We have too much garbage around here because you Turtles do not use your energy to remove it." "[ALL] Oh, no!" "Yuck!" "Phoo!" "Closed-Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc." "Burbank, CA"