"Long ago in a distant land... I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness... unleashed an unspeakable evil." "But a foolish samurai warrior... wielding a magic sword... stepped forth to oppose me." "Before the final blow was struck... I tore open a portal in time... and flung him into the future... where my evil is law." "Now the fool seeks to return to the past... and undo the future that is Aku." "Gotta get back, back to the past" "Samurai Jack" "Watch out" "Gotta get back, back to the past" "Samurai Jack" "Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack" "Gotta get back, back to the past" "Samurai Jack" "Watch out" "Gotta get back, back to the past" "Samurai Jack" "Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack" "Gotta get back" "Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack" "Watch--watch out!" "Gotta get back" "Jack, Jack, Jack" "Samurai Jack" "Watch--watch out!" "In appreciation for saving our humble tribe... from extinction at the hands of the evil Aku... we give you this map." "It reveals the hidden location... of a great source of power... that Aku keeps locked away... a power that can end your quest... and return you to when you belong." "Many have sacrificed to bring us this information." "You must use it wisely... for this power source is sealed in a fortress... a fortress stocked with countless guards... to protect it against the finest warriors... and filled with an array of booby traps... to defend it against the most cunning thieves." "Be careful... beware... be victorious... if you dare." "Halt, you are under arrest." "Halt, you are under arrest." "Halt, you are under arrest." "I wouldn't do that if I were you." "You're liable to vaporize your hands." "Who are you?" "Funny. I was gonna ask you the same." "They call me Jack." "Samurai Jack." "4,000 years... and still every wannabe super spy in black tights... has to use that same old tired joke." "Ooh, I'm a dark ninja." "Sneaky-sneaky!" "Whoo!" "You can't see me!" "Huh!" "A little respect for the j-o-b." "Excuse me." "This thing is alarmed." "Trip the alarm... and none of your fancy-schmancy kung fu moves... would have saved you." "Uh, excuse me, but" "What?" "Voila!" "Piece of cake." "Wonderful." "Thank you." "Whoa, man." "This isn't yours." "Yes, it is." " No, it's not." " Yes, it is." " No, it's not." " Yes, it is." " No, it's not." " Yes, it is." " No, it's not." " Yes, it is." " No, it's not." " Yes, it is." " No, it's not." " Yes, it is." " No, it's not." " Yes, it is." "No, it's not." "There are too many!" "You got that right." "Nice meeting you." "No!" "Give me the diamond." "You got to be kidding me." "Hurry." "They're activating." "Wait!" "In here." "Coast is clear." "Yes, it is." "This is too much." "We got to get out!" " Go!" " Cover me!" "Jack!" "I'm sorry." "No!" "Hey, Jack!" "You're welcome." "You must give me the diamond." "Can't do it, pal." " You must." " l can't." " You must." " l can't." " You must." " l can't." " You must." " l can't." " You must." " l can't." "Oh, boy." "Whoo!" "All--all that beautiful money... gone." "Watch out!" "Gotta get back, back to the past" "Samurai Jack" "Watch out" "Gotta get back, back to the past" "Samurai Jack" "Watch out" "Gotta get back, back to the past" "Samurai Jack" "Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack" "Gotta get back, back to the past" "Samurai Jack" "Watch out" "Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack" "Watch out" "Gotta get back" "Samurai Jack" "Watch--watch out!"