"460)}DRINK IT." "JACKSON'S AN ALCOHOLIC." "460)}THE ONLY THING THIS PROVES IS THAT JACKSON'S GOT GOOD TASTE." "432)}GOOD MORNING." "YOU'VE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO." "460)}OH." "I CAN SEE YOU'RE NOT WHAT SOMEBODY WOULD CALL A MORNING PERSON." "RIGHT?" "460)}THE LADY TAKES THE COACH OUT ONTO THE COURT FOR A LITTLE GAME. 460)}SOMEBODY HELPED HIMSELF TO SOMETHING IN MY APARTMENT." "AND I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP." "MAN." "404)}WHO'S GOT THE O.J.?" "[ Laughing ]" "MAN." "460)}AHHH." "THIS STUFF IS GOOD." "460)}I'LL DRINK TO THAT." "404)}[ Laughing ] GIMME SOME OF THAT." "460)}[ Girl ] WATCH YOUR HANDS." "460)}♪ [ Continues ]" "MAN." "COME ON." "460)}" " AIN'T NOTHIN' LEFT." " WHAT'D YOU GO AND DO THAT FOR?" "REALLY" "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" " I HOPE YOU NEVER WAKE UP." "SOMEBODY." "HE'S OUT COLD." "68)}[ Chattering ]" "LADIES." "96)}FIVE DOLLARS." "COME ON." "LET'S GO." "68)}[ Chattering Continues ] 460)}EVEN SHOOT A COUPLE OF BASKETS WITHOUT ME HAVING TO TELL YOU?" "YOU KNOW." "GET IN THE MOOD." "460)}HOG." "JACKSON." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" "COACH." "JUST TAKE A LITTLE ASPIRIN." "GO TO THE NURSE." "460)}OKAY." "[ Clears Throat ]" "A WHEELCHAIR?" "LET'S GO." "GO ON." "460)}ALL RIGHT." "LOOK." "I..." "SCOUTED THIS WILSON TEAM MYSELF." "COLLAPSING ZONE." "THAT MEANS WE GOTTA WORK ON OVERLOADING." "460)}[ Sighs ]" "REBOUND." "FILL YOUR LANES." "LET'S GO." "460)}[ Chattering ]" "432)}[ Whistle Blows ] [ Reeves ] ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "A LITTLE BETTER." "404)}YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH." "I DO." "NO." "404)}ALL RIGHT." "KNOCK IT OFF." "[ Chattering Stops ] 460)}YOU ONLY HAVE TO DO 10 LAPS BEFORE YOU HIT THE SHOWERS." "404)}WHAT'S HE TALKIN' ABOUT?" "VOLUNTEER?" "432)}I DIDN'T VOLUNTEER FOR NOTHIN'." "ME EITHER." "THORPE." "I THOUGHT YOU SAID EVERYTHING WAS ALL SET." "JUST RELAX." "ALL RIGHT?" "JACK." "WHAT YOU MEAN?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "460)}[ Chattering ]" "460)}[ Thorpe ] GLADYS MARSHALL?" "YOU MUST BE KIDDIN'." "IF YOU LIKE PYGMIES." "ON STILTS." "460)}YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS." "460)}[ Chattering ]" "IT SEEMS OKAY TO ME." "WHY?" "460)}I AIN'T GOT NO DRIVER'S LICENSE." "LOOK AT THE-- LOOK AT THE" "404)}STILL SATURDAY." "VERY FUNNY." "460)}" " ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." " I SEE YOU CAN STILL TAKE A PUNCH." "460)}I KNEW YOU'D HAVE SOMETHIN' TO SAY SOONER OR LATER." "460)}HOW MANY STITCHES THIS TIME?" "YOU GUYS." "THORPE." " WHAT?" "432)}DO ME A FAVOR AND LOAN ME A DOLLAR." "YOU MUST BE CRAZY." "MAN." "DIG DEEP AND LOAN ME A DOLLAR." "BUT AIN'T NOTHIN' COMIN' UP." "460)}[ Scoffs ]" "REESE." "WHAT?" "MAN?" "I'LL DO MY OLD FRIEND A FAVOR AND LOAN HIM A DOLLAR... 460)}WHEN MY OLD FRIEND PAYS ME BACK THE TWO HE ALREADY OWES ME." "YOU OWE ME 65 CENT ANYWAY." "404)}FROM WHERE?" "FROM LAST SUNDAY NIGHT." "MAN." "YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "YEAH." "I'D BETTER GET MINE." "I'M GOIN'." "432)}AND DON'T FORGET MY 40 CENTS." "WHAT 40 CENTS?" "460)}THE 40 CENTS YOU BORROWED LAST NIGHT." "REMEMBER?" "DON'T WORRY." "Y'ALL ALL GET YOUR MONEY." "OKAY?" "Y'ALL ALL GET YOUR MONEY." "YOU OUGHTA HAVE THAT PRINTED ON YOUR T-SHIRT." "I'M GONNA PRINT IT ON HIS FOREHEAD." "MAN." "404)}I'M NOT PUSHING." "WHERE WE GOIN' WITH IT?" "MAN." "MAN." "YOU WATCH IT YOURSELF." "WAIT A MINUTE." "WHERE YOU GOIN'?" "WE'RE NOT FINISHED." "MAN." "I'M FINISHED NOW." "Y'ALL TAKE CARE OF THIS MESS BY YOURSELF." "D-- STUPID" "MAN." "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS STUPID CLOWN." "460)}LOOK OUT." "LOOK OUT." "COMIN' THROUGH." "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH JACKSON?" "HE'S ALLERGIC TO PHYSICAL LABOR." "JACKSON." "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "460)}JUST HURT MY ANKLE." "THAT'S ALL." "404)}LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT IT." "I JUST TWISTED MY ANKLE." "MAN." "I JUST NEED SOME REST." "JUST LET ME REST A SECOND." "COACH." "YOUR SISTER'S HERE." "460)}HOW SHOULD I KNOW THAT'S THE WAY YOU SHAKE HANDS?" "YOU KNOW THAT'S THE WAY THE BROTHERS SHAKE." "460)}WILL YOU GIVE HIM A BREAK?" "HOW ARE YOU?" "460)}[ Chuckles ] TENSE." "460)}DON'T LET THESE GUYS GET TO YOU." "THEIR BARK'S A LOT WORSE THAN THEIR BITE." "432)}WE BROUGHT YOU A HOUSEWARMING PRESENT." "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE." "SO BE GRACIOUS." "VERY EXPENSIVE IMPORTED CHAMPAGNE." "460)}IT'S GONNA LOOK GREAT ON THE MANTLE." "460)}[ Laughs ] I TOLD YOU HE WOULDN'T DRINK IT." "460)}WHAT'VE YOU GOT AGAINST GOOD CHAMPAGNE?" "460)}SAME THING I GOT AGAINST BAD CHAMPAGNE." "I CAN'T STAND THE TASTE." "460)}COME ON." "I'LL GIVE YOU THE GRAND TOUR." "460)}THAT'S THE BEDROOM." "460)}THAT'S CURTIS JACKSON." "460)}AND HERE'S THE KITCHEN." "460)}HOW DO YOU LIKE IT SO FAR?" "IT" " IT TAKES ME BACK TO MY BACHELOR DAYS." "460)}YES." "ALL IT REALLY NEEDS IS A FEMALE TOUCH OR TWO." "NO." "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." "A SPICE RACK-- THE LITTLE THINGS THAT TRANSFORM AN APARTMENT INTO A HOME." "LOTS OF CRYING-- 460)}YOU THINK THIS MAN'S VISION OF DOMESTIC LIFE WILL ALWAYS BE SO NEGATIVE?" "AND IT'LL GET WORSE." "460)}HA-HA." "460)}[ Hayward ] SAY HEY." "THAT'S IT." "WE'RE FINISHED." "460)}HOLD ON A SECOND." "EVEN THE PRICELESS ART COLLECTION." "YOU GUYS." "I REALLY APPRECIATE IT." "[ Reese ] ANY TIME." "A LITTLE SOMETHIN' TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION." "YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT." "THOUGH." "WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR MONEY'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR US ANY DAY." "COACH. 460)}I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I AM OPEN FOR ADOPTION." "THE LEASE IS VERY SPECIFIC." "NO PETS." "COME ON." "THE BETTER." "404)}[ Laughs ] LET'S GET TO WORK." "I THINK WE REALLY OUGHT TO POP THAT BOTTLE." "JUST FOR GOOD LUCK." "404)}YOU'RE RIGHT." "I'LL GET IT." "460)}IT'S NOT HERE." "DID YOU MOVE IT?" "NO." "IT'S A POSSIBILITY." "460)}WHY WOULD THEY STEAL A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE?" "BUT I'M GONNA FIND OUT." "IT'S NO BIG THING." "REALLY." "KEN." "WE'LL CHRISTEN THE PLACE WITH A BEER." "SURE." "460)}ANIMALS. 460)}AND I WANNA KNOW WHO. STARTING NOW." "460)}FIVE." "COACH." "JUST TIME OUT." "ANYWAY?" "BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE MY SISTER AND BROTHER-IN-LAW BROUGHT ME." "432)}[ Sighs ] YOU REALLY THINK ONE OF US WOULD TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE?" "IT DIDN'T WALK OUT ON ITS OWN." "EVERYBODY." "START DOIN' LAPS." "460)}I'LL TELL YOU WHEN TO STOP." "GO!" "460)}FOR WHAT?" "THIS ISN'T FAIR." "THIS ISN'T A SIT-IN." "COACH." "STILL AIN'T 100%." "460)}AW." "GO SEE THE SCHOOL NURSE." "460)}IT AIN'T THAT BAD." "I JUST NEED TO REST." "460)}" " AND AVOID LAPS?" " YEAH." "460)}ALL RIGHT." "HIT THE SHOWERS." "GO ON." "432)}DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'RE READY TO PLAY." "SURE." "FIRST THING I WANT YOU TO DO IS MAKE UP THE LAPS." "460)}- [ Snickers ]" " TWICE." "GOMEZ." "460)}COME ON." "LET'S GO." "LET'S GO." "432)}[ Chattering ] I DIDN'T TAKE IT." "I DON'T SEE WHY WE GOTTA RUN EVERY LAP." "THAT ISN'T RUNNING." "460)}THAT'S NOT RUNNING EITHER." "460)}THAT'S RUNNING." "460)}OPEN THE LOCKER." "MAN." "I WAS JUST COMIN' TO SEE YOU." " I SAID OPEN THE LOCKER." "MAN." "I CAME DOWN HERE TO CHANGE THE BANDAGE ON MY ANKLE" "YOU OPEN THAT LOCKER OR I'M GONNA RIP IT OPEN." "460)}THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYIN' TO TELL YOU." "SOMEBODY MUST HAVE STASHED IT-- 460)}WHAT BOTHERS ME MORE THAN YOU TAKIN' THIS IS YOU LET THOSE OTHER GUYS TAKE THE RAP FOR IT." "432)}TAKE THE RAP?" "SOMEBODY STASHED IT IN THERE!" "COME ON." "I AIN'T LYING!" "460)}THEN WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOIN' IN YOUR LOCKER?" "I SWEAR TO YOU." "I AIN'T STEAL NOTHIN'!" "JACKSON." "MAN." "SOMEBODY PUT IT IN THERE." "MAN." "460)}I MEAN" " MAYBE SALAMI." "I OWE HIM SOME MONEY." "460)}OR HAYWARD." "HE LOANED ME SOME MONEY LAST WEEK." "460)}I SAID YOU CAN GO NOW." "432)}♪ [ Gospel ] ♪ WHERE COULD I GO WHERE COULD I GO ♪ 460)}♪ SEEKIN' A REFUGE FOR MY SOUL ♪" "460)}♪ NEEDING A FRIEND ♪ 460)}♪ TO SAVE ME IN THE END ♪" "460)}♪ WHERE COULD I GO BUT TO THE LORD ♪ 460)}♪ WHERE COULD I GO WHERE COULD I GO ♪" "460)}♪ SEEKING A REFUGE FOR MY SOUL ♪ 460)}♪ NEEDING A FRIEND ♪" "460)}♪ TO SAVE ME IN THE END ♪ 460)}♪ WHERE COULD I GO ♪" "460)}♪ BUT TO THE ♪ 460)}♪ LORD ♪" "AMEN." "BEAUTIFUL." "BEAUTIFUL." "LADIES." "NICE REHEARSAL." "THAT'S FINE." "460)}[ Chattering ]" "404)}SEE YOU THURSDAY?" "ALL RIGHT." "432)}OKAY." "HELLO." "HOW ARE YOU?" "REVEREND JACKSON?" "YES." "I'M..." "KEN REEVES." "COACH THERE." "404)}YOU KNOW ME?" "SURE." "I NEVER MISS A GAME." "THOUGH." "CURTIS?" "404)}HE'S A GOOD BALLPLAYER." "YEAH." "WHERE IT COUNTS." "SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?" "I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT CURTIS." "460)}UH" "432)}UM-- I KNOW HIS..." "GRADES AREN'T EXACTLY WHAT THEY COULD BE." "REVEREND." "I'M JUST THE BASKETBALL COACH." "HAS HE BEEN MISSING PRACTICE OR SOMETHING?" "I'M NOT EVEN HERE AS HIS COACH." "460)}MY VISIT'S..." "UNOFFICIAL." "460)}OKAY." "UNOFFICIAL?" "460)}UNOFFICIAL IT IS." "460)}[ Sighs ] NOW WE'RE BOTH UNOFFICIAL." "DO YOU THINK YOU'RE..." "CLOSE TO YOUR SON?" "Chuckles ]" "IT'S NO WONDER SCHOOL IS AS TOUGH AS IT IS TODAY." "FAMILIES BEING WHAT THEY ARE TODAY?" "460)}YOU KNOW THE BOY'S MAMA DIED WHEN HE WAS THREE." "460)}NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. 460)}BUT IT AIN'T LIKE THAT." "460)}WHY YOU ASKIN'?" "460)}DOES CURTIS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ALCOHOL?" "460)}HE'S..." "COME HOME DRUNK ON A FEW OCCASIONS." "460)}I'VE CHEWED HIM OUT ABOUT IT." "460)}HE DON'T LISTEN." "UH-- I NEVER EVEN TOUCH THE STUFF." "460)}I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE GOT THE TASTE FOR IT." "I DON'T KEEP IT IN THE HOUSE." "460)}IT'S NOT EASY BRINGIN' UP A KID TODAY." "REVEREND." "432)}GOOD MORNING." "YOU'VE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO." "460)}OH." "I CAN SEE YOU'RE NOT WHAT SOMEBODY WOULD CALL A MORNING PERSON." "460)}WE'LL SEE IF YOU STILL THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU'RE CALLED UP IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL BOARD." "460)}THE SCHOOL BOARD?" "WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?" "460)}I'M TALKING ABOUT THE OUTRAGEOUS INCIDENT THAT OCCURRED ON SATURDAY." "460)}[ Sighs ] YOU LOOK NICE TODAY." "IS THAT A NEW DRESS?" "460)}DON'T TRY AND WORM YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS WITH FLATTERY." "IT WON'T WORK." "460)}WILL YOU MIND TELLIN' ME WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT?" "BUT I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY." "460)}I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR USING THE BASKETBALL TEAM... 460)}TO MOVE YOUR FURNITURE INTO A NEW APARTMENT." "MASSA LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES." "WHAT'S THAT?" "WHAT'S WHAT?" "460)}IT'S..." "CURTIS JACKSON'S FILE." "460)}" " WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH CURTIS JACKSON'S FILE?" " FISHIN' AROUND." "460)}[ Sighs ] WHY DON'T YOU JUST STICK TO COACHING?" "460)}I THINK JACKSON'S GOT A DRINKING PROBLEM." "460)}JACKSON ISN'T THE ONLY STUDENT WHO DRINKS." "460)}ALCOHOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM IN THIS SCHOOL FOR AS LONG AS I'VE BEEN HERE." "460)}THIS IS DIFFERENT." "I THINK HE'S AN ALCOHOLIC." "DO YOU?" "WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?" "460)}I JUST KNOW AN ALCOHOLIC WHEN I SEE ONE." "REALLY?" "WHAT MAKES YOU SUCH AN EXPERT?" "460)}MY FATHER WAS AN ALCOHOLIC." "460)}I DIDN'T KNOW." "DON'T ACT LIKE IT'S SO TERRIBLE." "I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT." "460)}WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT?" "460)}I'M NOT SURE YET." "460)}MAYBE I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO CAN HELP YOU." "460)}" " WHO?" " DR. EVELYN CRAWFORD." "460)}WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER." "SHE WORKS FOR THE COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH." "460)}WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE HER?" "I DON'T KNOW." "WHY NOT?" "460)}I DIDN'T SAY NO." "IT'S JUST ALL THESE PLACES REMIND ME OF THE MOTOR VEHICLE BUREAU." "460)}" " SHE'S DIFFERENT." " I'LL BET." "PLEASE?" "404)}WHO WILL I SAY IS CALLING?" "KEN REEVES." "PLEASE." "460)}THERE'S A MR. "REEZ" HERE TO SEE YOU." "432)}DR. CRAWFORD WILL BE RIGHT OUT." "THANK YOU." "460)}HELLO." "I'M DR. CRAWFORD." "460)}OH." "404)}THE ONLY WAY" " JACKSON?" "YEAH." "460)}CAN BE HELPED IS IF HE'S WILLING TO GET SOME COUNSELING." "460)}HOW DO YOU GET SOMEBODY TO GO INTO COUNSELING... 460)}IF THEY DON'T THINK THEY'RE AN ALCOHOLIC TO BEGIN WITH?" "460)}MOST ALCOHOLICS DON'T THINK THEY'RE ALCOHOLICS... 460)}UNLESS SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT MAKES THE TRUTH ABSOLUTELY UNAVOIDABLE FOR THEM." "404)}HUH." "YOU MARRIED?" "432)}ME?" "NO." "WHAT?" "GOOD-LOOKIN' FELLOW LIKE YOU?" "I MEAN IT." "460)}YOU ALWAYS SPEAK THIS DIRECTLY TO PEOPLE YOU BARELY KNOW?" "460)}I LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS A SIGN OF BEING WELL-ADJUSTED." "I'M SURE IT IS." "IT'S JUST VERY SURPRISING." "I'M NOT USED TO IT." "I'LL TRY TO BE MORE DECEPTIVE. 460)}I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE." "GOOD." "404)}YOU MARRIED?" "YES." "404)}OH." "THAT'S TOO BAD." "WHY?" "I WOULD HAVE ASKED YOU TO GO OUT TO DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT." "GREAT." "WHAT TIME?" "YOU WOULDN'T ASK ME TO DINNER?" "460)}[ Sighs ] I GUESS I'M A LOT SQAURER THAN I THOUGHT I WAS." "460)}WOULD IT MAKE IT ANY EASIER IF I WERE DIVORCED?" "404)}ARE YOU?" "I'LL TELL YOU AT DINNER." "460)}[ Laughs ] 460)}♪ [ Piano ]" "460)}MY DIVORCE WILL BE FINAL IN FOUR MONTHS." "460)}[ Chuckles ] THAT'S GOTTA BE THE LONGEST PREGNANT PAUSE IN HISTORY." "432)}I WANTED TO PIQUE YOUR INTEREST." "YOU HAVE." "460)}[ Sighs ] 460)}YOU MIND IF WE TALK ABOUT CURTIS JACKSON FOR A MINUTE?" "460)}NO." "IT'S MY FAVORITE THING TO TALK SHOP WHILE EATING DINNER." "460)}" " JUST FOR A MINUTE." " WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW?" "SOMETHING I CAN USE TO TURN JACKSON AROUND." "LET'S SEE." "OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD-- 460)}THERE ARE ABOUT A MILLION KIDS BETWEEN THE AGES OF 12 AND 17 WITH A DRINKING PROBLEM." "460)}AND THAT FIGURE IS DOUBLE WHAT IT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO." "460)}DON'T THE PARENTS USUALLY KNOW?" "460)}NO." "KIDS WHO GET INTO TROUBLE WITH ALCOHOL GENERALLY COME FROM TWO KINDS OF HOMES: THERE'S NO ALCOHOL AT ALL." "PARENTS DON'T THINK OF ALCOHOL AS A PROBLEM." "460)}I'M GLAD TO HEAR I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T THINK IT WAS A PROBLEM. 460)}AND IS USED BY MORE YOUNG PEOPLE THAN ANY NARCOTIC." "460)}" " THIS SHRIMP IS VERY CHEWY." " TELL THE WAITER." "I DIDN'T COOK IT." "LET ME KNOW." "460)}SURE." "A MINOR CAUGHT WITH A PINT OF SCOTCH IN HIS POCKET... 460)}ISN'T THE SAME AS A MINOR CAUGHT WITH A LID OF MARIJUANA." "YOU GOT ANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR ME?" "432)}I CAN GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF NO-NOS." "FIRE AWAY." "I'LL TELL YOU THIS." "THEN WE'RE GOING FOR PIZZA AFTER THIS." "432)}FAIR ENOUGH." "[ Chuckles ] OKAY." "POMPOUS MORALIZING-- IT'S A WASTE OF TIME. 460)}THE KIDS REALLY SHUT DOWN." "460)}[ Clicks Tongue ] I THINK I'M 0 FOR 2." "IT'S..." "NOT A BAD BEGINNING." "460)}" " NO MORE BUSINESS?" " THAT'S IT." "GOOD." "YOU THINK YOU COULD MEET WITH JACKSON AT THE GYM?" "460)}[ Sighs ] SURE." "WILL HE SEE ME? 460)}HE WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE HIS EYES OFF YOU." "YOU'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN." "404)}[ Whistle Blows ] LET'S GO." "460)}[ Shouting ]" "COOLIDGE." "YOU TOUCH THAT LINE." "GO." "ALL RIGHT." "460)}ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "COOLIDGE IS THE LOSER." "FATSO." "YOU'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN." "460)}[ Panting ] NOW WHAT'S THAT?" "404)}[ Boys Hooting ] HOW YOU DOING?" "404)}FINE." "THANKS FOR COMING." "460)}NO PROBLEM." "IS THIS WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING?" "I DIDN'T SAY SIT DOWN." "I SAID CATCH YOUR BREATH." "460)}" " YOU IMPRESSED?" " DOESN'T LOOK TOO HARD TO ME." "JUST DANGEROUS." " [ Chuckles ] 404)}WHICH ONE'S JACKSON?" "THE ONE WITH THE HAT." "COOLIDGE." "DO IT AGAIN." "[ Blows Whistle ]" "COOLIDGE?" "YOU CALL THAT RUNNING?" "YOU ARE THE SLOWEST MAN ON THE TEAM." "THANK YOU." "404)}YOU ARE ALSO THE FATTEST." "THANK YOU." "404)}AND THE UGLIEST." "THANK YOU." "MAN." "SHE LOOKIN' AT YOU." "AND SMILIN'." "YOU ANIMALS." "HIT THE SHOWERS." "Barking ]" "CUTE." "LET'S GO." "GOOD LUCK." "THANK YOU." "JACKSON." "THE LADY WANTS TO SEE YOU." "460)}HUH." "WHAT CAN I SAY?" "460)}"WHAT CAN I SAY?" "460)}DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS?" "404)}YOU MEAN LIKE AN INTERVIEW?" "EXACTLY." "BESIDES BASKETBALL?" "460)}" " YOU MEAN WHEN I'M NOT IN SCHOOL?" " YEAH." "NOT MUCH." "GET TOGETHER WITH SOME REAL FOXY LADIES." "460)}YEAH." "BUT YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?" "I LIKE IT." "DO YOU LIKE ANY OTHER SPORTS?" "I LIKE TRACK." "I CAN HIGH-JUMP 6'6 1/2"." "460)}IS THAT HIGH JUMP-- THAT'S WITH THE BIG STICK?" "THAT'S POLE-VAULTING." "YOU DON'T USE NO POLE IN THE HIGH JUMP." "460)}SO I GUESS YOU REALLY ARE INTO SPORTS." "460)}YEAH." "YEAH." "AND I'M FAST TOO." "460)}YOU KNOW I CAN DO THE 100 IN 9.9? THERE AIN'T NO MONEY TO BE MADE IN TRACK." "THAT'S WHERE THE MONEY IS." "460)}YOU KNOW HOW MUCH KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR MAKES?" "460)}" " HALF A MILLION A YEAR." " YOU THINK YOU'LL MAKE THE PROS?" "I GOT A SHOT." "BUT..." "TINY ARCHIBALD AIN'T TALL EITHER." "THAT ROLLS-ROYCE?" "I'M GONNA GET ME ONE OF THOSE ONE DAY." "WITH A ROUND BED AND" "JUST LIKE HE'S GOT." "DRINK." "460)}" " YEAH." "I DON'T SMOKE." " WHAT ABOUT DRINK?" "ISN'T THAT BAD FOR YOU?" "460)}I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT AN ATHLETE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DRINK WHILE HE WAS IN TRAINING." "IT'S OKAY." "WHY YOU ASKIN' ALL THE QUESTIONS ABOUT DRINKIN'?" "460)}'CAUSE I CAN SMELL THE LIQUOR ON YOUR BREATH RIGHT NOW." "460)}YOU'RE CRAZY." "432)}AM I?" "THEN WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY?" "I AIN'T RUNNIN' AWAY." "YOU'RE A SMART KID." "460)}YOU SAT HERE TWO SECONDS AGO AND TOLD ME THAT DRINKING WAS OKAY IN MODERATION." "DO YOU?" " AND WHO SAYS I DON'T?" "460)}" " I SAY SO." " AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" "I DON'T NEED NO DOCTOR." "AND I CAN HELP." "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'." "AND I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!" "460)}SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS?" "432)}[ Chattering ] 'CAUSE YOU GOTTA STOP THE FOUL AND GET YOURSELF UNDER CONTROL." "460)}IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO LEAD THE BREAK." "WHERE'S HAYWARD?" "432)}HE'S COMIN'." "COME ON." "HURRY UP." "LET'S GO." "460)}SHUT THE DOOR." "YOU GUYS." "404)}SETTLE DOWN." "[ Chattering Stops ] 460)}NOW-- 460)}REMEMBER THAT GOOD-LOOKIN' LADY WHO WAS IN THE GYM THE OTHER DAY?" "432)}SURE DO." "SHE'S NOT JUST A LADY." "SHE'S ALSO A PSYCHOLOGIST." "COACH?" "[ All Laughing ]" "ALL RIGHT?" "YOU GOT IT." "460)}IT'S NO ACCIDENT THAT JACKSON'S NOT HERE NOW." "460)}I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT HIM. 460)}AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES HE'S GONNA LISTEN TO." "460)}" " THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD." " JACKSON'S AN ALCOHOLIC." "MAN." "COACH." "EVERYBODY DRINKS." "MAN." "I THINK YOU GOTTA LIGHTEN UP." "A BUNCH OF JERKS?" "YOU THINK I'D BE TELLING YOU THIS IF I WASN'T SURE?" "460)}RIGHT NOW JACKSON'S FULL OF ALL KINDS OF PSYCHOLOGICAL DEFENSES." "460)}HE'S MORE HUNG UP ON COVERING UP HIS PROBLEM THAN TAKING CARE OF IT." "460)}AND HE'S SCARED TO DEATH OF OTHER PEOPLE FINDING OUT. 460)}BUT I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND AT ALL." "NO?" "[ Drawer Opens ]" "THEN?" "WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?" " OUT OF JACKSON'S LOCKER." "460)}" " IT'S PROBABLY WATER." " DRINK IT." "Exhales ] 460)}" " YOU WANT MORE PROOF?" " THE ONLY THING THIS PROVES IS THAT JACKSON'S GOT GOOD TASTE." "404)}[ Laughing ] THIS STUFF IS SMOOTH." "460)}GIMME THAT." "GIVE IT TO ME." "460)}I SEE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED." "LET ME MAKE IT A LOT MORE SPECIFIC." "460)}ANYONE I CATCH DRINKING SO MUCH AS A SHOT OF COUGH MEDICINE... 460)}WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CUT FROM THIS TEAM." "460)}WHAT ARE YOU GETTIN' UPSET OVER?" "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE TOUCH." "AND I KNOW YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO KNOW ALCOHOLICS." "MAN." "YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO KNOWS JACKSON." "460)}I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT JACKSON NOW." "I'M TALKIN' ABOUT MY FATHER." "460)}I CAUGHT MY OWN FATHER STEALING MONEY FROM ME." "460)}YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAN GO. 460)}HE'LL WIND UP KILLING HIMSELF SOME OTHER WAY." "HE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET IT." "460)}HE'LL STEAL FROM YOU." "HE'LL STEAL FROM ME." "460)}JACKSON AIN'T THAT BAD." "AND I CAN PROVE IT." "460)}BUT I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP." "THIS AIN'T YOUR" "IT IS." "LOOK HERE." "I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY." "460)}JUST HOLD IT A SECOND." "SOMETHIN' I THINK IS KINDA IMPORTANT." "MAN?" "DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT SATURDAY IS?" "SHUT UP." "460)}" " SATURDAY IS REEVES'S BIRTHDAY." "HE'S GONNA BE 35." " SO WHAT?" "MAN." "460)}I THINK WE OUGHTA DO SOMETHING A LITTLE SPECIAL FOR HIM." "THAT'S ALL." "WHAT YOU BUCKIN' FOR?" " LET'S JUST KEEP DOIN' WHAT WE'RE DOIN'." "ANOTHER YEAR WITH US AND HE'LL BE 40." "404)}[ Laughs ] ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "YOU GUYS." "REEVES HAS BAILED US OUT A LOT OF TIMES." "460)}THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS SHOW HIM THAT WE APPRECIATE IT." "MAN?" "GET HIM A LITTLE GIFT." "AND IT WON'T COST US A DIME." "RIGHT?" "WE QUIT SCHOOL." "460)}[ Laughing ]" "MAN." "RIGHT?" "I DON'T KNOW WHO DOES." "MAN." "COUNT ME IN." "ME TOO." " ALL RIGHT." "I GOT THORPE AND GOLDSTEIN." "RAISE YOUR HAND." "MAN." "YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT OF THIS MESS." "MAN." "460)}WE'RE GONNA GET HIM A GIFT." "NOW WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT." "460)}" " WHAT DO YOU GET THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING?" " MORE." "MAN." "CHECK THIS OUT. 460)}THE FELLOWS GOT TOGETHER AND GAVE HIM THIS BACHELOR PARTY." "STUPID." "HE'S GETTIN' OLDER." "MAN." "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?" "I'M GETTIN' TO THAT." "ALL RIGHT?" "THE BROTHERS GOT TOGETHER..." "RIGHT?" "404)}OH." "[ Chuckles ]" "NO." "IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT." "460)}NOW THIS LADY JUMPS OUT OF THE BIRTHDAY CAKE." "460)}" " DON'T THAT RUIN THE ICING?" " THAT IS THE ICING." "MAN." "460)}LET ME HIP YOU CATS TO THIS NOW." "ALL RIGHT?" "460)}NOW THE LADY TAKES THE COACH OUT ONTO THE COURT FOR A LITTLE GAME." "460)}YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "460)}AND THE LADY DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "DEFENSE" AT ALL." "460)}RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "THORPE?" "460)}" " FIFTY BUCKS." " FIFTY BUCKS?" "WE'LL BE LUCK TO RAISE HALF THAT AMOUNT." "460)}" " I THINK I KNOW HOW WE CAN DO IT." " HOW'S THAT?" "460)}WE GET THE COACH TO PITCH IN HALF." "MAN?" "460)}SIMPLE." "WE DO WHAT WE DO BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE." "460)}LIE." "MAN?" "460)}NOW WHAT ARE YOU GUYS HANGIN' AROUND FOR?" "460)}HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANY HOMEWORK YOU CAN DO?" "KICKIN' AROUND A LITTLE SOMETHING BETWEEN US." "404)}WHO IS SHE?" "MISS BUCHANAN." "460)}TAKE IT FROM ME." "SHE WILL NOT DATE ANY MEMBER OF THE BASKETBALL TEAM." "YOU KNOW." "432)}FORGET IT." "SHE HASN'T GOT ONE." "THAT'S WHAT I MEAN." "SHE BEEN COMIN' DOWN PRETTY HARD LATELY." "460)}VERY HARD." "SUPER HARD." "YOU KNOW?" "DOUSE HER WITH BLEACH?" "WE'RE GONNA BUY HER A PRESENT FROM THE TEAM." "SHOW HER HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE HER." "THAT'S ANOTHER WAY OF PUTTING IT. 460)}WE'D HAVE A LOCK ON THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP. 460)}AND WE WAS THINKIN' THAT YOU COULD MATCH IT FOR 26." "432)}TWENTY-SIX BUCKS?" "YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND." "WHAT'S THAT TO YOU?" "I'M MADE OUT OF MONEY?" "WE FIGURE YOU HAVE AS MUCH TO GAIN AS ALL OF US PUT TOGETHER." "460)}RIGHT." "HUH?" "COACH." "I BELIEVE YOU ABOUT AS LIGHT AS YOU GONNA GET." "WAIT A MINUTE." "460)}COULDN'T WE JUST SETTLE FOR HALF A CAKE?" "GOMEZ." "[ Hayward ] GOMEZ." "JUST DIG." "MAN?" "JOSÉ." "460)}NO WAY?" "YOU KNOW SOMETHING?" "YOU GUYS WOULDN'T TRUST YOUR OWN MOTHERS." "460)}I TELL YOU WHAT." "I'LL PUT THE MONEY IN THE WALL." "460)}[ Chattering ] 50." "ALL RIGHT." "WE'RE LOOKIN'." "460)}WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?" "460)}ALL RIGHT." "YOU SEE THIS?" "JACKSON." "I'LL WALK YOU HOME." "MAN." "I DON'T NEED NO HELP WALKIN' HOME." "I'M A BIG BOY." "460)}[ Reeves ] COME ON." "LET'S GO." "SET UP." "460)}[ Shouting ]" "C.J. WAIT FOR IT." "460)}SWITCH!" "YO!" "MAN." "460)}[ Blows Whistle ]" "WHAT IS WITH YOU?" "THAT'S ANOTHER HOT-DOG FOUL." "460)}WHAT'S WITH YOUR MEAT CLEAVERS?" "YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN HIS HEAD OFF." "I KNOW." "NOBODY EVER TOUCHES ANYBODY ON THIS TEAM." "460)}WE OUGHTA CALL YOU ALL "THE FIGHTING VIRGINS"." "460)}[ Groaning ]" "ON THE LINE FOR TWO." "Jeering ] 460)}[ Reeves ] LET'S GO." "IF I MAY." "460)}A FOUL SHOT IS A FREE SHOT." "460)}A MISSED FREE SHOT IS A MISSED FREE OPPORTUNITY." "460)}THERE ARE VERY FEW FREE OPPORTUNITIES IN BASKETBALL." "460)}YOU CAN NOT TAKE THAT WHICH IS FREE FOR GRANTED." "460)}IT'S A STATIONARY TARGET." "NOBODY'S PLAYIN' DEFENSE." "460)}THERE IS NO REASON TO MISS... 460)}UNLESS YOU DO NOT CONCENTRATE. 460)}BECAUSE CONCENTRATION IS THE KEY TO EVERY GAME." "AND DISCIPLINE IS THE KEY TO LIFE. 460)}SHOOTING FOUL SHOTS UNTIL EACH ONE OF YOU HITS 50." "YOU DO IT NOW." "460)}LET'S GO." "AIN'T YOU GONNA WATCH ME? 460)}YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN TO PERFORM WITHOUT THAT SERVICE." "460)}YOU'RE ON YOUR HONOR." "460)}[ Crying ]" "460)}SO YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW HIM VERY WELL EITHER. 460)}WHO HIRED HIM AWAY FROM THE CHICAGO BULLS BECAUSE HE WAS OVER THE HILL." "460)}NOT TOTALLY." "460)}DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE WENT TO SCHOOL?" "460)}IN BOSTON COLLEGE." "460)}I THINK HIS MAJOR WAS TALCUM POWDER." "COME ON." "WE BOTH KNOW HE'S NOT THAT DUMB." "460)}[ Sighs ] HE DOES HAVE A WAY THAT DRIVES ME UP THE WALL." "460)}THAT'S WHAT I FIND ATTRACTIVE." "460)}[ Knocking ] 404)}MIND IF I COME IN?" "COME ON." "460)}I GOT SOMEBODY OUT HERE WHO WISHES TO SPEAK WITH DR. CRAWFORD." "CURTIS." "460)}" " DR. CRAWFORD." " CURTIS." "UM" "I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU." "CURTIS." "HOW 'BOUT RIGHT NOW?" "460)}NOW?" "404)}NOW WOULD BE FINE." "YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE." "SHE'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU." "404)}THANKS FOR TALKING." "SURE." "THANK YOU." "460)}SO AM I." "GO!" "460)}ALL RIGHT." "GO!" "COOLIDGE." "BREAK OFF THE PICK." "IT'S NO SUNDAY SCHOOL PICNIC." "460)}LET'S MOVE IT." "NEXT." "GO!" "THORPE." "MOVE IT." "GO!" "404)}[ Boy ] ALL RIGHT." "[ Reeves ] GO!" "SALAMI." "SALAMI." "460)}YOU'RE STILL SHOOTIN' LIKE A WRESTLER." "GO!" "JACKSON." "JACKSON." "WAY TO GO." "460)}ALL RIGHT." "GO!" "460)}GOLDSTEIN." "COME HERE." "404)}WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?" "I MISSED THE SHOT." "GOLDSTEIN." "I SAW YOU MISS THE SHOT." "460)}" " I'M SORRY." " YOU'RE SORRY?" "I'M SORRY"?" " I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY." "I'M SORRY"?" "COACH. BOUNCE THE BALL OFF THE BACKBOARD AND THROUGH THE HOOP." "GOLDSTEIN." "GOLDSTEIN?" " I'M NERVOUS." "YOU'RE GONNA BE A LOT MORE THAN NERVOUS." "460)}I MADE IT." "A MEDAL?" "TAKE 10 LAPS FOR MISSIN' THE FIRST ONE." "GET DRESSED." "460)}I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT WITH DR. CRAWFORD." "GET GOIN'." "UH-- IS THIS THE BROAD SHRINK THAT YOU SAID WAS A 9?" "WILL YOU?" "YOU RUN LIKE A WHITE GUY."