"Cinema Service In Cooperation with Infinite Technology" "Investments" "Produced by Fun  Happiness" "LEE Jung-Jae, LEE Young-Ae" "Executive Producer.." "KANG Woo-Suk" "Producers:" "KIM Mi-Hee, KIM Sang-Jin" "Screenplay:" "PARK Jung-Woo" "Cinematography-LEE Suk-Hyun Lighting-PARK Hyun-Won" "Music-JO Sung-Woo (MF) Editing-LEE Hyun-Mi" "Line Producer-KIM Sang-Oh" "Directed by OH Ki-Hwan" "Hello!" "We're Korea's funniest comedians, Jung Yong-gi!" "And Yang Chul-soo!" "Hi!" "Of the many variety shows, 'King of Comedy'... being the most popular..." "We wanna perform on those shows..." "Unfortunately, we haven't been discovered yet." "That's right." "Thank you all who are here at the King of Comedy studio today." "Now we'll begin the show for all of you." "Good work." "We're going into taping." "Oh, okay." "Okay, everyone." "Give us a hand!" "Applause!" "Alright, let's keep this spirit up to the end, okay?" "You now know Korea's funniest comedians, Yang Chul-soo!" "And Jung Yong-gi!" "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Oh, hello." "Hello." "Are they laughing a lot?" "Yes." "Keep up the good work." "We're better off playing nightclubs than doing this crap." "You're gonna say, 'it's stupid but it's still TV, right?" "'" "If you want it so bad then fatten some wallets or kiss up..." "You're gonna say, 'Am I a butt-licker', aren't you?" "I don't see the answer..." "Where is our answer?" "Oh, stop your whining!" "Why is it so hard to get on a show?" "How many times do I have to tell you?" "I said, no!" "Oh, Yoo-shik, lovely!" "You should say hello." "Hey, move it!" "Huh." "Now he won't even say hi." "Let him be." "He's made it now." "Made what?" "You mean, his face is made up?" "Hey, let's go..." "Yeah, it's a great opportunity but there's no one good right now." "Sure, PD Kim." "Look into it and call me again." "Okay?" "Later." "Man, plenty of spots but no one to fill them." "You get it?" "The crane..." "So this crane is you?" "I heard about you two." "They say you guys have talent." "But only talent." "You got it, 'only'!" "You know 'only' is what turns the lights off on a bright future." "More talking will just hurt my jaw." "At least, they say you have talent..." "How about placing your future in my hands for 3 months?" "If you don't make it by then, I'll leave this field." "Then what do we have to..." "First, bring me 10 grand by next week." "Let's start with a show." "What do you think?" "Excuse me?" "10 grand?" "Guys, has anyone made it by banging their heads on the ground?" "You've gotta invest." "Yong-gi, did you pass the talent test?" "No." "Any connections?" "No." "Did you ever buy a producer drinks?" "No." "There you go." "No wonder you're crawling at the bottom." "Why?" "Too rich for you?" "It's not..." "Try running barefoot 'cause you can't buy shoes." "What would happen?" "Bloody feet." "Exactly!" "Wear fancy shoes and run your ass off." "You're on your way." "Forget about it!" "What are you saying right now?" "I don't wanna get on TV by paving the way with money." "What do you take us for?" "I can't believe guys like you are still around..." "What are you doing?" "Let's go!" "Come on." "Yong-gi." "Yong-gi..." "Mr. Yong-gi!" "He took my card, right?" "Yeah, Chul-soo did." "He won't do nightclubs for the life of him." "Why the hell won't he?" "Huh?" "He says it's embarrassing." "Embarrassing?" "Crazy son of a bitch!" "Hey, if you wanna succeed, didn't I tell you to dump him?" "How can l?" "We've been a duo since high school." "Duo...then become a panhandling duo!" "Bro, don't be so hard on him." "After his son, Woo-jin died, ...he took a couple of years off." "Actually, he's much funnier than I am." "That's why he's all wrong." "Is that a pro?" "Can't he separate work and home?" "Leave him to me." "Give us a job, a cool one." "You told me to live like a man." "Oh, brother." "Where did I put it?" "Why is this so small?" "Why do you say no?" "We'd be better off apart than living like this." "Because it's damn embarrassing!" "Think about it." "To get married after everyone was dead set against us." "And then, we break up now?" "How could I hold my face up?" "Hold your face up?" "What face?" "It's not like you make any money." "Why are you home so late?" "Crazy bitch!" "Do you even love me?" "Huh?" "Of course." "I love you." "I do love you." "Hey!" "Dammit..." "You worthless...!" "Honey!" "Are you asking us to accept an orphan into this home?" "It's not enough that you're a clown?" "Get out!" "Rotten, worthless brat..." "But father, if you'd just meet Jung-yeon once..." "Still with this!" "You brat!" "Dear, no!" "Listen!" "Don't even come near here..." "Rotten brat!" "What are you doing?" "Come!" "Yes." "Give it!" "Come on!" "This is Jin-young, can you believe it?" "Look at her hair and clothes." "How tacky." "I have to say I was really cute." "How adorable." "Yeah, she was really cute." "See." "What do you mean she was cute?" "The duckling grew into a swan." "What?" "Duckling?" "Swan?" "Hey." "What's this?" "Friendship..." "Love..." "J.Y." "How can you be so corny?" "Look at these." "They're not corny!" "It's from all the boys who chased after me." "Do you even have any corny stuff like this?" "Of course." "My walls were plastered with leaves." "What did you expect?" "Look at her lie." "I didn't see any in your room." "I took them down long ago." "When would that have been..." "Oh, you didn't see, huh?" ""80 Gongsoojun Elementary, Fall Field Trip'" "What is your wish?" "To turn the lights off in our house." "Abracadabra..." "The lights are going, the lights are going!" "The lights are going, the lights..." "Hey, Shim Jin-woo, you ass!" "Why are you doing this to me?" "The finals are days away and you don't have any judges yet?" "Well..." "Shut up!" "Are you guys really gonna shit around like this?" "If I see you screw up during taping, I'll crush your skulls!" "Get out!" "Out!" "You guys get out, too!" "Out!" "What am I gonna do with those morons?" "Dammit." "Um, excuse me." "Oh, can I help you?" "Yes." "How do you do?" "Who...are you?" "Oh, yes..." "I'm Yong-gi Jung's wife." "Who?" "The comedian." "Comedian Yong-gi Jung." "So?" "How did you get in?" "I have something to ask you..." "Have you had lunch?" "Yes, I have." "Huh, this TV station..." "what kind of security..." "Do you want to go for some coffee?" "I'm busy." "'Pre-show:" "Yong-gi Jung, Chulsoo Yang'" "Idiot." "What?" "Have you been enjoying the night air?" "Is that a way to talk to your husband?" "What?" "You know what tomorrow is, right?" "Mommy!" "'Jung Woo-jin: 1998.4.20'" "Let's go..." "He wishes he could brag about his father to his friends." "When will you grow up?" "My God..." "How was that?" "It's a little weak." "Then I'll have to hit him." "What can I do?" "That's a little too much." "This isn't even funny." "Let's skip it." "Okay." "Let's take it out when we tape." "That's better." "Let's take a break!" "I'll be outside." "Thanks for filling in." "This is how it is." "Go eat." "See you." "Let's go, Yoo-shik." "What did you learn in Kindergarten?" "Dewey Rain?" "How do you do that?" "Hi, hello." "Hello." "Who may you be?" "Are you the wife of PD Hwang?" "Yes." "And you are?" "How do you do?" "I'm the wife of comedian Yong-gi Jung." "I heard Yong-gi worked with PD Hwang a couple of times." "I see." "Ah, you're so pretty!" "Do you want one?" "Here." "Oh, how adorable." "Excuse me, take this back with you!" "Then do what you want!" "Where the hell is it?" "Jeez, so much make-up." "Is she going out for Miss Korea?" "I'll pay you back every cent." "How much?" "Is that all this store is worth?" "I see..." "Alright." "Welcome." "How old is your child?" "What?" "Oh, 35." "Jung Yong-gi is your husband, right?" "Well..." "Yes..." "Can he really get a regular spot on a show for that money?" "Well, if I say that, I'm a con-man." "How can I put it... it's to grease the way to getting connections." "Anyway, Yong-gi needs family support right now." "lf that's the case..." "Oh!" "Sorry." "Hello?" "PD Park?" "Mr." "Kang, this is Jung Yong-gi." "Oh, right." "I can hear you fine." "Yeah..." "I'm calling because I gave it some thought and I think..." "What?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Oh." "Well, I do know someone who's good." "PD Park." "You always call when you need..." "You got disconnected, right?" "Hello?" "It's me..." "Sure, I'll call you back." "Give me a call." "Look here!" "Yes?" "You're a con-man, aren't you?" "What?" "No, I'm not!" "Where do you think you're going?" "Let go!" "I got you, scumbag." "What's wrong with this woman?" "Let's go to the police." "What, police?" "Let me go!" "Hey, Hakchul!" "Get the car!" "Why?" "Why..." "Get in, quick!" "Start the car!" "Hey, look..." "There!" "What?" "What?" "Damn..." "You're scaring me." "I didn't even touch her, really!" "I just gave her a little push." "Hey, she was gonna call the police." "A little push and she passed out?" "Yeah!" "It's insane, right?" "Guardian for Park Jung-yeon?" "Guardian?" "How is she?" "Are you the husband?" "What?" "Well..." "How is my sister-in-law?" "How could you bring her in now?" "She was fine just until a moment ago..." "What?" "How good of you..." "Yes." "I can't understand how you didn't know until now." "Listen." "Yes." "It's almost a miracle she's alive!" "But why are you getting mad at me?" "How could you not know while living under the same roof?" "She must have been in incredible pain." "Didn't you even hear her moaning?" "Did you hear it?" "Uh-huh." "I'm very sorry." "Doctor!" "The patient's disappeared." "Funeral Home" "Daddy, let's go." "Look at this mess!" "Damn losers, I should cut their electricity!" "Sleazy crooks." "Is he gone?" "Why is life so pathetic?" "Why is my life like 4 walls caving in?" "I'm going crazy!" "Trying to con a lady like that..." "We're lucky lightening didn't strike us." "Shut your trap!" "You're the wall, the wall." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Oh, Yong-gi!" "Have you gone insane?" "What did you do with it?" "What?" "My store's lease!" "Oh, I used it for something." "For what?" "To get a loan." "I needed some money." "Are you out of your mind?" "Do you know what that is?" "Oh, I'll pay it back." "I will!" "Hey, it wasn't even worth much." "Don't even think about throwing that..." "I won't take it anymore!" "Hey, you almost hit me!" "Dammit!" "Get it back, at once!" "Shit..." "I'm sorry about the last time." "I'm in your hands." "Where did you get this money?" "Actually, my wife has a small shop." "I got a loan off it." "Do you have any insurance?" "Insurance?" "What?" "Just wondering if you broke your insurance..." "Thanks." "Don't mention it." "I thank you." "When I say thanks, just accept it." "I'll be in touch." "Yes, I'll be waiting." "Next week, let's start with a variety show." "A variety show..." "See you next time." "Bye." "Bro!" "Dammit." "Forget about it!" "Just forget it!" "I'll just call everything off, okay?" "Okay?" "God-dammit..." "But sir, this, I..." "Wake up, buddy!" "You can't even take care of your own wife!" "And you want to be a success?" "Just take your money back." "Go away!" "Okay?" "There, you happy?" "I don't know what you mean." "Your wife's dying right now." "Jung-yeon!" "Jung-yeon!" "Jung-yeon." "Park Jung-yeon, where are you?" "You, you... why..." "Why... why..." "What?" "Just say it!" "Your husband's home." "Why won't you even look at him?" "Since the home's a mess, no wonder I can't succeed outside!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "What's the matter with you?" "You can't go in!" "Don't do this!" "What are you?" "You, a doctor?" "Who is he?" "Park's husband." "How can you leave a patient like that?" "Whatever she said, you should have forced her to get treatment." "What did you do, bastard?" "You call yourself a doctor?" "Then... what did you do?" "Let me." "Here." "What?" "What is it?" "Can't you see?" "It's your shop's lease." "Why'd you bring it back?" "You acted like you were gonna hit it big." "I was just teasing you to see how you'd react." "Is it so much fun for you to drive me crazy?" "Is it?" "Yeah, it is." "I live for that." "What are you gonna do?" "Rotten bastard!" "'Traditional Treatment Methods for Women Disease'" "Oh, I thought you were on the phone with some guy..." "Lee Won-jae?" "It's the 20 grand we talked about." "Count them." "That's okay." "You don't have a sick person in your family, do you?" "What?" "No." "Why?" "Oh, just checking..." "Let's start with a variety show next week." "Show, show, show!" "Good?" "Quite a show you're putting on." "Take this back." "This is all a con!" "A con?" "Fraud, don't you know?" "You bad people..." "Lee Won-jae, Jung Ae-suk, Kim Young-man," "Teacher Kwak Hyung-min, what's this?" "You want us to find these people?" "Yes." "Why do we have to?" "These are the people my wife wants to see for the last time." "So, why do we have to find them?" "Are we a reunion website?" "To hunt down classmates and teachers?" "There's no one else I can ask." "So you do it." "How can I leave my wife's side when she can go any day?" "Whatever, just don't bother me." "Okay?" "All I can think of is the 20 grand." "Go away." "Are you gonna make me call the police?" "Hello?" "Hey, hey." "Don't put on a show, man." "Hello." "Police Department." "What's wrong with you?" "There isn't much time left." "You're driving me nuts." "Damn." "Bro, this can be more rewarding than cheating people." "And also, this Won-jae, see?" "This Lee Won-jae, you have to find him." "Lee Won-jae?" "Yes, him." "Please." "You said nightclubs were too embarrassing." "He's got no more face to be embarrassed about." "Hey, in my hey-day, to live like a man..." "We'll do our best." "We need... our money up front." "Go!" "Come on, bro." "We got no bread." "You said for us to live like men." "We got a good deal, don't you think?" "Please stop doing this." "This is pointless." "I'm afraid people will find about the kid's clothes from last time, too." "Then don't tell anyone." "I'll bring it up to him once but don't get your hopes up too much." "When women interfere in men's work, it becomes trouble." "Oh, what's wrong?" "Are you okay?" "Wake up!" "Jungyeon!" "Yong-gi, are you okay?" "That crazy bastard always hits someone when he gets drunk." "Come, sit here." "So why'd you keep talking back for?" "Hey, I'm okay so..." "go and get the rest of our money." "Okay, okay..." "Double nose-bleed..." "Oh, you're awake." "Who... brought me here?" "A lady." "Where is she now?" "She's talking with the doctor." "Hello?" "Is Jung Yong-gi there?" "It must be hard for you to understand." "Why?" "Is it a crime to be sick?" "You see, my husband, he needs to be able to smile." "Is that so important?" "It is." "It is most important to me." "I haven't done anything for him." "I don't want to get in his way." "I beg you, please keep my secret." "I wanted to do something for him..." "What's this?" "What?" "Don't you know what this is?" "Oh, that?" "I got paid with that." "When I was done, they whined about having no cash and gave me that." "I threw a fit saying I wouldn't take it..." "You mean, they sent it home?" "Hey, why don't you take it?" "What was the job?" "Oh, just a little show..." "I filled in at my friend's club." "Why do you live like that?" "You're all talk..." "Is that the best you can do?" "Oh, well..." "It's supposed to be good for women so have some." "You take it!" "Just take it if I say so!" "Hey, bad move." "No, it's not." "Dammit, that's a penalty!" "Told ya, it was a bad move." "Idiot!" "This sucks." "Quiet!" "Well, look at this." "Go on, go on." "Who's Young-man?" "Hak-chul, go ahead." "Why are you picking on me, huh?" "I was just watching." "Shit!" "Quiet and I won't hurt you, okay?" "Just be still." "You know Park Jung-yeon, right?" "Jung-yeon Park or fucking whatever, what do I..." "Who?" "Park Jung-yeon." "Don't you remember?" "Your seatmate in grade school." "Jung-yeon..." "What about her?" "What are you doing?" "Come on." "Do you know that show, King of Comedy?" "I'm gonna be on it next week." "Woo-jin told me to work hard and win first prize." "It's not a nightclub." "Jung-yeon was a sweet girl who kept to herself mostly." "I don't know why but I liked her a lot." "But I found out she liked someone else." "Jung-yeon, I found out!" "He transferred from Seoul." "He's really good at soccer." "He's even gonna be a pro player!" "I have no idea why she'd want to see me." "Why would I see her?" "And she has no reason to see me." "If we got together, it'd be immoral, not right." "Well, there is such a thing as memories..." "Memories?" "That's nonsense!" "I'm busy earning a living." "What good are memories?" "Hak-chul, pull over." "You gotta pee?" "Get out." "Why?" "Just get out." "You talk too much!" "If I say get out, get out!" "Look, dickhead." "She's better off not meeting a dickhead like you." "But you said..." "Never mind." "Go play your cards!" "Let's go." "Hey!" "Hey!" "I'll kill you!" "Hey!" "I told you, what did I say?" "They won't even open the door!" "They won't wear it." "Why'd you go to the trouble of knitting 2?" "Let's go." "We'll come back another time." "How have you been?" "Father... how are you feeling?" "I feel well enough to die." "I see..." "And you, mother?" "I live because I can't die." "You ran out saying you wouldn't be back!" "Why are you here?" "Oh, father." "The ties between parents and children can't be easily..." "Please." "Before I throw this..." "Say what you're here to say." "And get out!" "My wife and I are living very well." "Our happiness is..." "Why you brat..." "Please, dear!" "Father..." "I have something to tell you." "Yes, it's been a long wait." "The second half of King of Comedy will now begin!" "Hyo-jin." "Yes." "I'm excited to see what stars the second half will bring." "Yes." "Welcome our first contestants." "Who are they?" "Warriors." "Welcome!" "Arrogant pig, today is your funeral." "Attack!" "The difference between Eminem and Jay Leno?" "Yo, my name is Eminem." "Hey, folks, this is Jay Leno!" "Vocal mimicry of Sin Mun-sun." "It's short so listen well." "Thank you." "Why did you follow me?" "Why?" "Bang!" "Bang!" "The bitch is not home yet." "I'm gonna..." "Mother, I'm sorry." "You brat!" "What have you been up to all night?" "Actually, mother, it's not that." "Close your mouth!" "In our family, you know if you lie, you'll be petrified!" "Yes, mother." "Good." "Now answer my questions truthfully." "Where did you sleep last night?" "At a friend's house." "Ah!" "You!" "You didn't sleep at a friend's house!" "Did you sleep with a man last night?" "No, mother." "I didn't." "Oh, did you sleep in that position?" "Did you?" "You have brought shame on our family name!" "In my 30 years as a widow, I never did anything like what you did!" "...quarter finalists, Comedy Valley team!" "Warriors!" "And the Jung Yong-gi and Yang Chul-soo duo!" "Congratulations." "We' ll see you next time..." "Warriors!" "And the Jung Yong-gi and Yang Chul-soo duo!" "Congratulations." "We'll see you next time." "Good-bye." "Wow, my wife waited up for me?" "Where did you get so drunk?" "What's the matter with you?" "Can't I have a drink?" "What's that now?" "Even the asses at the TV station gave us this instead of cash." "Do you think you're making sense?" "Am I?" "Did I buy this with the money?" "Anyway, they say it's really good for you so boil it for a long time before taking it." "You asked me to keep you in luxury, right?" "Just wait a little." "Today, I was a hit!" "Do you know how funny I was at the TV station today?" "Jung-yeon." "Don't look down on me." "Oh, you hopeless nut-case!" "Please get your act together!" "Jung-yeon..." "I'm sorry." "You've just made it to the quarterfinals." "Do your best, Yong-gi." "Oh, Jung-yeon?" "I know her well." "We went to the same elementary and juniorhigh." "How many years ago was that?" "Jung-yeon!" "Jung-yeon!" "I finally found out." "I did." "What?" "Your crush!" "Really?" "I finally found out where he goes to school." "Really?" "Where?" "Where is it?" "Whenever Jung-yeon got a chance, she flew to Suwon to see him." "Suwon?" "Not Seoul?" "lt was Suwon." "I'm positive." "I don't know how many times I bought the ticket." "But wasn't his name Wonjae Lee?" "Lee Won-jae..." "No, it wasn't that." "What was his name..." "His last name was Kang or something." "I'm going crazy." "Who the hell is this guy?" "Okay." "Enough baking." "Let's go." "Hey, hey." "Do I really have to go?" "What?" "You see, actually, there's something I used to say to her all the time..." "When I grew up, I'd become a big success and flip this country upside down!" "So?" "Well, forget about the country, all I'm flipping is this here bread." "So..." "I'm embarrassed to see her." "It's only nice to meet old friends if you're doing well." "Why are you looking at me like that?" "Is that so?" "Then forget about it." "Bro!" "Why bring someone who doesn't wanna see her?" "Keep flipping." "Let's go." "Jung-yeon is doing well... right?" "Welcome." "Have you been well?" "You must be surprised to see us here so suddenly..." "We came here to say something to you." "No matter what, you're our daughter-in-law." "Our only son's wife." "Actually, it was because we didn't approve of our clown son who wouldn't listen to us." "It wasn't because we didn't like you." "Forgive us for not treating you right." "The unpleasantness..." "Let's forget about that now." "Sweetheart..." "Yes?" "Let's go somewhere together." "Hello." "A picture, all of a sudden..." "Ready..." "Look here." "Sit down, please." "Mom..." "Today, I took a family picture with my husband's parents." "They both wore the sweaters I knitted for them." "And now... they say they welcome me as their daughter-in-law." "I really blamed you for not telling me about your illness  until you were about to die." "But now..." "I think I know how you felt then." "Mom..." "I feel so bad for my Yong-gi..." "He's been so good to me." "My Yong-gi, he can't do anything without me." "My Yong-gi, what is he going to do, mom..." "I'm in trouble." "I'm so nervous!" "Let's start. 'How can this be?" "'" "The President Kim missile... '" "Your action is weak." "When you enter..." "Once again." "One, two, three." "Hey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going?" "I'll be back before the taping starts." "Are you out of your mind?" "I just wanna see my wife, that's all." "What?" "See what?" "Hello?" "Ma'am, this is your husband." "What..." "Well..." "In a little bit, there will be a funny show." "Please be sure to watch." "Okay." "You have to watch." "You have to!" "I said, okay." "Alright, ma'am." "I'll see you later." "Jung Yong-gi, that dickhead!" "Why isn't the idiot here?" "Well, it's not..." "Do you wanna blow the taping?" "He said he'd be right back." "And if he isn't..." "are you gonna take responsibility?" "Don't worry." "He said he'd be here." "Shut your mouth, asshole." "I'm sorry." "What the hell are you?" "Why I outta..." "Get ready, dickheads." "What happened?" "I'm sorry." "Let's go." "Hey, I'm sorry." "With 3 of our semi-finalists determined, we'll announce our last semi-finalists." "We only have one more slot." "Yes." "And the winners are the Yong-gi Jung and Chulsoo Yang duo." "Congratulations." "Next week, we'll bring you the 4 semi-finalist teams..." "Hey, guys." "Do you know if Kwak Hyung-min still teaches at this school?" "Mr." "Kwak?" "Yeah." "You know, octopus." "Oh, you mean, octopus head?" "Octopus?" "Here, read this once." "They're poems Jung-yeon wrote." "She was a very sensitive girl." "Oh, we don't need to read this..." "Actually, I feel weird when I'm in a teachers' room." "Shall we go?" "One second." "My hair..." "'In my memories, there is only you.'" "'Afraid if our eyes met, the longing may fly away...'" "'In my memories, there is only you.'" "'Afraid if our eyes met, the longing may fly away.'" "'Afraid if we spoke, the happiness may only be a moment.'" "' I spent such a long time hanging from a far, watching you.'" "'In my memories, there is only you.'" "Sir, aren't we gonna study?" "Is that so important to you?" "I need to go to college." "The person who wrote on the bathroom wall that Jungyeon and I were dating." "It was you, Hae-Kyung, wasn't it?" "No, she wrote that." "Hey!" "You wrote that they slept together!" "You're full of crap!" "You said you saw them." "Quiet!" "Grade school, juniorhigh, highschool..." "Quite a faithful girl, alright!" "Does she think she's Juliet?" "What?" "Never mind." "By the way, wasn't her crush Lee Won-jae?" "I don't know his name." "This is driving me up the wall!" "Well, let's get going." "Please wait!" "Why?" "I'm sorry but I think it'd be better if I didn't see Jung-yeon." "Now what?" "Oh, that looks so good." "Cheers." "Wow, with a famous hubby, ...you can take us to a fancy place like this." "How great!" "That's why a person's gotta be successful." "Now that he's famous, we can eat here." "If not, you think this stingy would take us here?" "No way." "You're right." "Don't be so tacky." "Slow down and eat up." "Okay." "My heart's in my throat I can't even swallow." "This place has great atmosphere, right?" "Yeah." "Wow." "Really cool." "Jeez, talk about tacky!" "How embarrassing." "I'm so embarrassed..." "Hello." "How did it go?" "What about the people?" "Don't even mention them." "Do your homework before sending someone off, dumbass!" "We met with everyone but they didn't want to see her." "What?" "Why not?" "No clue!" "Then what about Won-jae?" "He's in the U.S. on business till next week." "Hey, forget about Won-jae." "Your wife has had a lifelong crush on someone." "Who's that?" "Lifelong?" "Yeah." "Who is he?" "I don't know." "If I did, I would have dragged him here, stupid." "She never told me." "See, no communication between the two of them." "In any case, forget about it." "Leave us alone." "We've done our best, okay?" "This is it." "Over!" "See ya." "Hey, octopus head gave this to us." "Take it." "Let's go." "What's wrong with you today?" "Oh, I'm just surprised, that's all." "Getting married..." "With whom?" "Oh, remember?" "I showed you a picture last time." "It's him." "That guy, he even has a kid." "You must be crazy." "His son's name is Dong-uk." "He's so cute." "Boy, you're totally into him." "I know, it's so great." "Jung-yeon, don't look at me like that." "Just like you love Yong-gi, I love him and Dong-uk." "Welcome." "Please take it." "If I knitted better, I could have given it to you sooner." "Wear it in the fall when it gets colder." "Oh, I'll just wear it now." "It's too warm now." "Who cares?" "The colors are great!" "Do you like it?" "Yeah, I really like it." "It looks good on you." "But what's this?" "Something's stuck." "What is this?" "What is it?" "Actually, I bought this a long time ago." "Let me see your hand." "How do you like it?" "It fits, right?" "Thanks for the sweater." "Man, I look so scruffy." "Mr. Scruffy." "Damn." "Yes, yes, they're ready." "Alright!" "Are we good?" "Yes." "Let's go." "Yep." "Yong-gi, let's go." "Jung-yeon, wake up!" "Jung-yeon!" "What are you doing?" "We're up!" "She's not at home or at the store." "Enough already." "We have go!" "What are you waiting for!" "Come on!" "Yong-gi, let's go!" "Jung-yeon, can you hear me?" "I was lonely so I had a fling." "A fling?" "You must be crazy!" "Now you're calling me a man?" "Hey, is there supposed to be a phone?" "That's not right." "It's not in here." "What the heck?" "Who's calling..." "Oh, darling." "Let me just answer it." "Hello?" "What?" "Okay..." "I'll be right there." "Who is it?" "It's her, isn't it?" "What are you looking at?" "Why are you..." "looking at me..." "Chul-soo..." "I'm sorry!" "Good heavens..." "You're ditching me?" "Hey, hey..." "What's he doing?" "Oh my goodness!" "Jung-yeon, are you going to be alright?" "Are you sure?" "We'll be right back." "What are you doing here?" "Jung-yeon..." "You... have to stay here a little longer." "What are you saying?" "It's nothing." "Don't worry." "Jung-yeon, please..." "What's wrong?" "It's nothing, really." "Go." "Stop it now!" "I'm fine." "What's the matter?" "I know everything!" "Everything!" "Why can't you ask me, huh?" "To hold you, to help you, to comfort you..." "Why can't you tell me the truth?" "What... have you heard?" "There's nothing wrong with me." "You've heard wrong." "It's not me so don't worry about me." "It's not me." "I'm fine!" "Please stop!" "Don't do this." "It's not me." "I told you..." "Don't!" "Just go and do your work." "I'm fine." "Please, don't." "Don't do this." "It's harder for me." "You shouldn't." "Stop!" "I told you I'm okay." "It's not me, it's not me..." "It's not me..." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "We'll see you later.-Thank you." "Bye." "You think this makes you a good hubby?" "Did I say anything?" "You're really bad." "I know." "Get some sleep." "Yong-gi!" "Sleep here." "Are you asleep?" "I'm sorry..." "Yong-gi." "Did you sleep well?" "What are you doing standing there?" "Go wash up." "Yong-gi." "I need a favor." "Will you do it?" "No matter how busy you are, make sure you eat." "I know it's bothersome but make sure you wear clean clothes." "Sleep at home." "Don't sleep just anywhere." "And..." "I want you to keep making people laugh no matter what happens." "It's what you're best at." "Is that all?" "Is that all... you want?" "The stew's getting cold." "Eat up." "Don't worry." "Don't worry." "Woo-jin..." "Mom... is going there to see you." "Sorry, but we're..." "Jung-yeon." "Park Jung-yeon!" "Ae-suk..." "What brings you here?" "Hey, Yong-gi." "Did you transfer to Seoul in the 3rd grade?" "Yes." "Right." "The person your wife has been yearning for her whole life  is right here!" "You made us suffer for nothing!" "Don't bother us again, okay?" "Oh, I see." "So that's how it ended up." "What about you?" "I already have 2 brats." "The boys are 3 and 5." "Wow!" "I really missed you." "Did you know that?" "Same here, girlfriend." "I kept seeing you in my dreams." "So I felt like I had to see you." "I'm glad we got together like this." "So am I. I'm so happy!" "Jungyeon, I have to go." "Why?" "Oh, you know, things." "Still, stay a little longer." "I'll visit again soon." "Stay a little more." "We have lots to talk about." "I'll come again." "Jung-yeon." "Take good care of yourself." "Oh, I'm so curious." "Jung-yeon, who is he?" "It's a secret." "Who's yours?" "It's also a secret." "See, you won't tell me, either!" "It's because I'm embarrassed." "Then let's do this." "Circle his face in this picture and we won't look until we get home." "Okay." "No lying!" "And no telling!" "Yong-gi." "It's time." "Let's get ready." "We're about to start." "Please enter!" "Yes, it's been a long wait." "Let's begin the finals of King of Comedy." "Hyo-jin." "Yes." "For the final round, we've moved to a bigger stage." "Yes, it's quite impressive." "Who are the first heroes to grace the stage?" "They've turned the comedy world upside down." "Please welcome the Jung Yong-gi and Yang Chul-soo duo!" "Give them a big hand!" "Look at them." "They even know how to mime." "Yong-gi..." "I wish for you to bring warm laughter even to those who are suffering." "In order to do that, they say you need to know tears first." "It may be heartless of me to leave you behind." "But I wish that even this pain can become a present for you." "Just like you were the biggest present the world had given me." "By the way, Yong-gi, do you know?" "When it was I first started to like you?" "What treasure do you want the most?" "I hid them over there so go look for them." "This is what you're looking for, okay?" "Alright, go!" "I got one!" "Here." "Yong-gi!" "They're having a talent contest!" "Hurry!" "Okay." "Got it!" "Hey, wait for me!" "'Treasure: a box of crayons'" "My heart grows tender..." "Our fate twirls round-n-round." "With the fading time, I'm afraid our love will grow apart." "What am I to do?" "Our fate twirls round-n-round." "With the fading time..." "Teacher." "May I have that picture, please?" "Jung-yeon." "Don't look down on me." "Oh, you hopeless nut-case!" "Please get your act together!" "Jung-yeon..." "I'm sorry." "You've just made it to the quarterfinals." "Do your best, Yong-gi." "Oh, Jung-yeon?" "I know her well." "We went to the same elementary and juniorhigh." "How many years ago was that?" "Jung-yeon!" "Jung-yeon!" "I finally found out." "I did." "What?" "Your crush!" "Really?" "I finally found out where he goes to school." "Really?" "Where?" "Where is it?" "Whenever Jung-yeon got a chance, she flew to Suwon to see him." "Suwon?" "Not Seoul?" "lt was Suwon." "I'm positive." "I don't know how many times I bought the ticket." "But wasn't his name Wonjae Lee?" "Lee Won-jae..." "No, it wasn't that." "What was his name..." "His last name was Kang or something." "I'm going crazy." "Who the hell is this guy?" "Okay." "Enough baking." "Let's go." "Hey, hey." "Do I really have to go?" "What?" "You see, actually, there's something I used to say to her all the time..." "When I grew up, I'd become a big success and flip this country upside down!" "So?" "Well, forget about the country, all I'm flipping is this here bread." "So..." "I'm embarrassed to see her." "It's only nice to meet old friends if you're doing well." "Why are you looking at me like that?" "Is that so?" "Then forget about it." "Bro!" "Why bring someone who doesn't wanna see her?" "Keep flipping." "Let's go." "Jung-yeon is doing well... right?" "Welcome." "Have you been well?" "You must be surprised to see us here so suddenly..." "We came here to say something to you." "No matter what, you're our daughter-in-law." "Our only son's wife." "Actually, it was because we didn't approve of our clown son who wouldn't listen to us." "It wasn't because we didn't like you." "Forgive us for not treating you right." "The unpleasantness..." "Let's forget about that now." "Sweetheart..." "Yes?" "Let's go somewhere together." "Hello." "A picture, all of a sudden..." "Ready..." "Look here." "Sit down, please." "Mom..." "Today, I took a family picture with my husband's parents." "They both wore the sweaters I knitted for them." "And now... they say they welcome me as their daughter-in-law." "I really blamed you for not telling me about your illness  until you were about to die." "But now..." "I think I know how you felt then." "Mom..." "I feel so bad for my Yong-gi..." "He's been so good to me." "My Yong-gi, he can't do anything without me." "My Yong-gi, what is he going to do, mom..." "I'm in trouble." "I'm so nervous!" "Let's start. 'How can this be?" "'" "The President Kim missile... '" "Your action is weak." "When you enter..." "Once again." "One, two, three." "Hey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going?" "I'll be back before the taping starts." "Are you out of your mind?" "I just wanna see my wife, that's all." "What?" "See what?" "Hello?" "Ma'am, this is your husband." "What..." "Well..." "In a little bit, there will be a funny show." "Please be sure to watch." "Okay." "You have to watch." "You have to!" "I said, okay." "Alright, ma'am." "I'll see you later." "Jung Yong-gi, that dickhead!" "Why isn't the idiot here?" "Well, it's not..." "Do you wanna blow the taping?" "He said he'd be right back." "And if he isn't..." "are you gonna take responsibility?" "Don't worry." "He said he'd be here." "Shut your mouth, asshole." "I'm sorry." "What the hell are you?" "Why I outta..." "Get ready, dickheads." "What happened?" "I'm sorry." "Let's go." "Hey, I'm sorry." "With 3 of our semi-finalists determined, we'll announce our last semi-finalists." "We only have one more slot." "Yes." "And the winners are the Yong-gi Jung and Chulsoo Yang duo." "Congratulations." "Next week, we'll bring you the 4 semi-finalist teams..." "Hey, guys." "Do you know if Kwak Hyung-min still teaches at this school?" "Mr." "Kwak?" "Yeah." "You know, octopus." "Oh, you mean, octopus head?" "Octopus?" "Here, read this once." "They're poems Jung-yeon wrote." "She was a very sensitive girl." "Oh, we don't need to read this..." "Actually, I feel weird when I'm in a teachers' room." "Shall we go?" "One second." "My hair..." "'In my memories, there is only you.'" "'Afraid if our eyes met, the longing may fly away...'" "'In my memories, there is only you.'" "'Afraid if our eyes met, the longing may fly away.'" "'Afraid if we spoke, the happiness may only be a moment.'" "' I spent such a long time hanging from a far, watching you.'" "'In my memories, there is only you.'" "Sir, aren't we gonna study?" "Is that so important to you?" "I need to go to college." "The person who wrote on the bathroom wall that Jungyeon and I were dating." "It was you, Hae-Kyung, wasn't it?" "No, she wrote that." "Hey!" "You wrote that they slept together!" "You're full of crap!" "You said you saw them." "Quiet!" "Grade school, juniorhigh, highschool..." "Quite a faithful girl, alright!" "Does she think she's Juliet?" "What?" "Never mind." "By the way, wasn't her crush Lee Won-jae?" "I don't know his name." "This is driving me up the wall!" "Well, let's get going." "Please wait!" "Why?" "I'm sorry but I think it'd be better if I didn't see Jung-yeon." "Now what?" "Oh, that looks so good." "Cheers." "Wow, with a famous hubby, ...you can take us to a fancy place like this." "How great!" "That's why a person's gotta be successful." "Now that he's famous, we can eat here." "If not, you think this stingy would take us here?" "No way." "You're right." "Don't be so tacky." "Slow down and eat up." "Okay." "My heart's in my throat I can't even swallow." "This place has great atmosphere, right?" "Yeah." "Wow." "Really cool." "Jeez, talk about tacky!" "How embarrassing." "I'm so embarrassed..." "Hello." "How did it go?" "What about the people?" "Don't even mention them." "Do your homework before sending someone off, dumbass!" "We met with everyone but they didn't want to see her." "What?" "Why not?" "No clue!" "Then what about Won-jae?" "He's in the U.S. on business till next week." "Hey, forget about Won-jae." "Your wife has had a lifelong crush on someone." "Who's that?" "Lifelong?" "Yeah." "Who is he?" "I don't know." "If I did, I would have dragged him here, stupid." "She never told me." "See, no communication between the two of them." "In any case, forget about it." "Leave us alone." "We've done our best, okay?" "This is it." "Over!" "See ya." "Hey, octopus head gave this to us." "Take it." "Let's go." "What's wrong with you today?" "Oh, I'm just surprised, that's all." "Getting married..." "With whom?" "Oh, remember?" "I showed you a picture last time." "It's him." "That guy, he even has a kid." "You must be crazy." "His son's name is Dong-uk." "He's so cute." "Boy, you're totally into him." "I know, it's so great." "Jung-yeon, don't look at me like that." "Just like you love Yong-gi, I love him and Dong-uk." "Welcome." "Please take it." "If I knitted better, I could have given it to you sooner." "Wear it in the fall when it gets colder." "Oh, I'll just wear it now." "It's too warm now." "Who cares?" "The colors are great!" "Do you like it?" "Yeah, I really like it." "It looks good on you." "But what's this?" "Something's stuck." "What is this?" "What is it?" "Actually, I bought this a long time ago." "Let me see your hand." "How do you like it?" "It fits, right?" "Thanks for the sweater." "Man, I look so scruffy." "Mr. Scruffy." "Damn." "Yes, yes, they're ready." "Alright!" "Are we good?" "Yes." "Let's go." "Yep." "Yong-gi, let's go." "Jung-yeon, wake up!" "Jung-yeon!" "What are you doing?" "We're up!" "She's not at home or at the store." "Enough already." "We have go!" "What are you waiting for!" "Come on!" "Yong-gi, let's go!" "Jung-yeon, can you hear me?" "I was lonely so I had a fling." "A fling?" "You must be crazy!" "Now you're calling me a man?" "Hey, is there supposed to be a phone?" "That's not right." "It's not in here." "What the heck?" "Who's calling..." "Oh, darling." "Let me just answer it." "Hello?" "What?" "Okay..." "I'll be right there." "Who is it?" "It's her, isn't it?" "What are you looking at?" "Why are you..." "looking at me..." "Chul-soo..." "I'm sorry!" "Good heavens..." "You're ditching me?" "Hey, hey..." "What's he doing?" "Oh my goodness!" "Jung-yeon, are you going to be alright?" "Are you sure?" "We'll be right back." "What are you doing here?" "Jung-yeon..." "You... have to stay here a little longer." "What are you saying?" "It's nothing." "Don't worry." "Jung-yeon, please..." "What's wrong?" "It's nothing, really." "Go." "Stop it now!" "I'm fine." "What's the matter?" "I know everything!" "Everything!" "Why can't you ask me, huh?" "To hold you, to help you, to comfort you..." "Why can't you tell me the truth?" "What... have you heard?" "There's nothing wrong with me." "You've heard wrong." "It's not me so don't worry about me." "It's not me." "I'm fine!" "Please stop!" "Don't do this." "It's not me." "I told you..." "Don't!" "Just go and do your work." "I'm fine." "Please, don't." "Don't do this." "It's harder for me." "You shouldn't." "Stop!" "I told you I'm okay." "It's not me, it's not me..." "It's not me..." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "We'll see you later.-Thank you." "Bye." "You think this makes you a good hubby?" "Did I say anything?" "You're really bad." "I know." "Get some sleep." "Yong-gi!" "Sleep here." "Are you asleep?" "I'm sorry..." "Yong-gi." "Did you sleep well?" "What are you doing standing there?" "Go wash up." "Yong-gi." "I need a favor." "Will you do it?" "No matter how busy you are, make sure you eat." "I know it's bothersome but make sure you wear clean clothes." "Sleep at home." "Don't sleep just anywhere." "And..." "I want you to keep making people laugh no matter what happens." "It's what you're best at." "Is that all?" "Is that all... you want?" "The stew's getting cold." "Eat up." "Don't worry." "Don't worry." "Woo-jin..." "Mom... is going there to see you." "Sorry, but we're..." "Jung-yeon." "Park Jung-yeon!" "Ae-suk..." "What brings you here?" "Hey, Yong-gi." "Did you transfer to Seoul in the 3rd grade?" "Yes." "Right." "The person your wife has been yearning for her whole life  is right here!" "You made us suffer for nothing!" "Don't bother us again, okay?" "Oh, I see." "So that's how it ended up." "What about you?" "I already have 2 brats." "The boys are 3 and 5." "Wow!" "I really missed you." "Did you know that?" "Same here, girlfriend." "I kept seeing you in my dreams." "So I felt like I had to see you." "I'm glad we got together like this." "So am I. I'm so happy!" "Jungyeon, I have to go." "Why?" "Oh, you know, things." "Still, stay a little longer." "I'll visit again soon." "Stay a little more." "We have lots to talk about." "I'll come again." "Jung-yeon." "Take good care of yourself." "Oh, I'm so curious." "Jung-yeon, who is he?" "It's a secret." "Who's yours?" "It's also a secret." "See, you won't tell me, either!" "It's because I'm embarrassed." "Then let's do this." "Circle his face in this picture and we won't look until we get home." "Okay." "No lying!" "And no telling!" "Yong-gi." "It's time." "Let's get ready." "We're about to start." "Please enter!" "Yes, it's been a long wait." "Let's begin the finals of King of Comedy." "Hyo-jin." "Yes." "For the final round, we've moved to a bigger stage." "Yes, it's quite impressive." "Who are the first heroes to grace the stage?" "They've turned the comedy world upside down." "Please welcome the Jung Yong-gi and Yang Chul-soo duo!" "Give them a big hand!" "Look at them." "They even know how to mime." "Yong-gi..." "I wish for you to bring warm laughter even to those who are suffering." "In order to do that, they say you need to know tears first." "It may be heartless of me to leave you behind." "But I wish that even this pain can become a present for you." "Just like you were the biggest present the world had given me." "By the way, Yong-gi, do you know?" "When it was I first started to like you?" "What treasure do you want the most?" "I hid them over there so go look for them." "This is what you're looking for, okay?" "Alright, go!" "I got one!" "Here." "Yong-gi!" "They're having a talent contest!" "Hurry!" "Okay." "Got it!" "Hey, wait for me!" "'Treasure: a box of crayons'" "My heart grows tender..." "Our fate twirls round-n-round." "With the fading time, I'm afraid our love will grow apart." "What am I to do?" "Our fate twirls round-n-round." "With the fading time..." "Teacher." "May I have that picture, please?"