"Mr Kasem Suksun..." "Mr Yongyuth Thongkongthum..." "Mr Kanchit Sopcherngchai..." "Mr Prinya Parnbutpan..." "Mr Panumat Na Srichiangmai.." "That's the team." "Thank to the rest for coming" "See you." "Take care" "Give me some time to work out positions... as for everything else such as the rules and stuff" "Excuse me, Coach" "I wasn't chosen coz" "I'm gay, right?" "Rice cakes, 4 for 1 Baht" "Get'em while they're hot!" "Wow!" "So good!" "If they're no good" "I don't want your money" "Yeah?" "If you don't want my money, what do you want?" "How about..." "Your heart and soul?" "That's all" "Better take my money, then" "Come on." "Let's go" "Hey guys!" "You forgot your rice cakes!" "Want some extra veggies?" "Bye!" "Quick!" "Rice cakes!" "Get'em while they're hot!" "For crying out loud!" "The little faggot sells all his stuff" "I've been here all day and can't sell a damn thing" "Hardly surprising..just take a look at your clams!" "Out in the hot sun all day all withered and smelly" "Hey Mon!" "Check out her clams!" "All bruised and stinky like her pussy" "Jung!" "You've got a mouth on you like a sewer" "You prissy little queer!" "What do you expect?" "Your clams are really very smelly!" "Hello!" "Welcome to Lampang!" "Hi kid, happy riding a horse?" "Bye." "Enjoy yourself!" "God!" "Look at that tourist!" "Looks like a hippo riding a horse" "Couldn't think of anything worse than being a torist horse, could you?" "I could" "Being a drag queen like us" "What?" "What's so bad about being two sexes in one, honey?" "We're so blessed!" "Hi, Singh!" "You haven't gotten over it yet, have you, Mon?" "You oughta know by now those stupid sports clubs will never let queen on the team" "At most they'll take fags posing as real men that's all" "I know" "But I just wanted to try" "Never again" "Yeah right" "You?" "Quit volleyball?" "Just wait and see,sweetheart" "I'll never touch another volleyball for the rest of my damn life!" "What did I say?" "I was right!" "Miracles do happen!" "Here you are, handsome" "Thanks" "Did you see that?" "Handsome..strong..a hunk.." "just my type!" "You stupid queen!" "Chai!" "Hurry up for Chist's sake!" "There are a lot of guys" "Can't play for shit" "Stupid!" "Chai!" "You are supposed to be double blocking me!" "Hey!" "Are you crazy?" "You saw it yourself, the ball curved around the pole" "Do you ever listen to anyone besides yourself?" "You wanna make something of it?" "Good afternoon" "I'd like to introduce you to" "Miss Porntip" "You can call her Coach Bee" "She's coached the school team... ..to state victory three year in a row..." "Three years in a row... ..what's that got to do with us?" "A lot" "Coach Bee is your new coach for the Lampang team" "What about Coach Chatree?" "Ah yes...well.." "I've considered the matter carefully... ..and have decided to relace" "Coach Chatree owing to er...health problems" "Coach Bee will assume all his duties" "Coach Bee, don't let me down" "Well, I'm off" "Hello everybody" "I'm very pleased to be coaching you" "I know pretty well all your names... ..but I don't know how good you all are" "We don't know how good you are, either" "A state school championship isn't in the same league as a national competition" "Exactly" "And you've never won the national competition have you?" "So.." "I'd like to start from scratch and choose the Lampang team all over again" "A new team means new hope" "It's a waste of time" "I'm here" "That's all that matters" "I know who can and can't play" "Mon!" "Check out this gorgeous new lipstick I bought!" "Let me show you" "Dad!" "You're always scaring me like that!" "Jung, take these sausages... .. to Aunty Nee in Bangkok as usual, will you?" "Take them straight to her as soon as you get there" "Otherwise, they'll go off!" "I can't promise" "Aunty Nee loves them" "What if miss the train?" "Mon, how are you?" "Be a good boy in Bangkok,son" "I'm so glad you found a job" "For what it's worth" "The pay's as small as an ant's pussy" "I make much more selling rice cakes here at the maker, Mom" "Listen to you!" "How can a first-class honours graduate like you hide in an upcountry market?" "Mon, all the best" "Where will you be staying in Bangkok?" "Near Ramkhamhaeng" "Universtity" "Right, Dad" "It's such a nice place" "By the way..." "Iove the foundation.What number is it" "Dad!" "You're crazy!" "Make sure to put it on before you go out" "Mon!" "Quick!" "Look at this!" "Shut up and follow me" "What's that?" "Just follow me!" "Is George Clooney there?" "No, it's Tom Cruise" "Really?" "They're looking for people to try out... ..for the Lampang Men's" "Volleyball team" "What do you say?" "So...who gives a shit?" "Mon!" "Hold on!" "We haven't played volleyball for a year" "Let's get back into practise" "Jung." "You think it's as easy as that?" "Volleyball isn't the same as a play station" "It takes more than two players" "What's so hard about finding players to from a team?" "A piece of cake!" "All I have to do is flash my ass around the local temple and bingo!" "They'll be chasing after me in packs!" "Dogs?" "No, grandma, not dogs." "Men!" "I've got this natural charm, you see" "What about your job in Bangkok?" "And your Dad's sausages?" "So we stay" "Yes!" "A dream come true!" "I will survive!" "Whatever..but if we don't get selected for the team you're paying my train fare" "What did you say?" "So Coach Bee's gonna select a new team" "We won't have problems getting in" "We're all fit and practised" "Coach Bee...stupid bitch" "Waitress!" "Where's my order for Chirst's sake?" "!" "I'm not goona train under some two-bit primary school coach" "High school not primary school" "She might bring something good to the team" "Sounds like you wanna get friendly with the dyke" "You wanna play with her it's do you?" "If you ask me, she hasn't got any tits to play with" "Damn you!" "I'm outa here" "Horrible perverts... ..they make me sick" "The whole country's gone to ruin because of those freaks" "Hungry?" "Those freaks prepared your food" "Then get your mother to cook for you" "Get on!" "Move!" "Let's apply for the team!" "No way" "It's your stupid idea" "Don't be shy" "Mr Yuthachai Srisattayakul" "Mr Kamon Khlana" "Mr Julapong Wiwattananon" "The beauty is ready for the match, Coach!" "At your service, Ma'am" "Next" "First he chucks his beer away..now he's hanging out with drag queens!" "Next" "Why the hell do.." "..we have to try out all over again?" "Waste of time" "OK, the next team to try out" "..will be Mann's team against Jung Kochika" "Leave us alone, leave!" "We'll start on the attack" "Mon, cover the left..." "As for Jung..." "Perfect...so hot and so sexy" "Hit there?" "You're Mann, right?" "Such a lovely name" "What's a pretty girl" "like you doing applying for the team?" "Oh, listen to you" "You look like a girl but how come you have no this?" "Hey!" "How rude can you get?" "Hi Cutie!" "Nice legs." "Bit too big for a girl's, though" "Stop it." "Piss off." "Asshole!" "Bastard!" "Son-of-a-bitch!" "So sexy" "In position!" "In position!" "Kamon" "Save your anger for the game okay?" "Just shut up, alright?" "Why didn't you get it?" "Why didn't you set up the shot?" "It was my ball" "Bullshit!" "It was mine!" "The fairies won!" "They're pretty damn good,too" "Great match, hurrah!" "So what do you think of girl power now, eh?" "These are the names of the players selected for" "Lampang statet team" "Mann, team captain" "Yuttachai" "Julaphong..." "Oh my god!" "I got in!" "Kamon..." "You too!" "Sakda, Somprab, Somsak" "I'll set a date for practice and..." "Coach?" "As captain" "I have the right to reform the team right now" "We don't want any taggots on the team" "What?" "Jung, calm down." "Just wait.." "Mann, if you're as narrow-minded as this how can you call yourself a sportsman?" "Do you really know what you're starting here" "Coach?" "Going home so quickly?" "Isn't Coach Bee home?" "Oh dear." "Don't tell me... those two guys..." "They have quit" "Oh no!" "'Cos I'm too beautiful?" "I wonder if any of the school alumni could fill in" "Coach" "Chose Mann" "We're not that important" "Really" "This whole thing has blown right out of proportion" "Don't you have any friends?" "What?" "Yeah...friends who can play volleyball well?" "Yes!" "We do!" "A group of us played volleyball together at university!" "Every one of us... ..is absolutely fabulous!" "Ah..they're not... ..the same as you, are they?" "Are you crazy?" "One's a soldier!" "Hey, guys!" "Look!" "Iron Pussy!" "Iron Pussy is there" "Coach, he's the one" "To hell with 38F!" "Unbelievable!" "It's flat." "See if you suys still like it" "There he is!" "See?" "He's really good,coach!" "Okay..weird..but good" "Don't I'll fall!" "Coach, let's go!" "Take to him!" "Ouch!" "Why do you guys always play so rough?" "I'm hurt all over!" "Can somebody be responsible?" "Hi there, lron Pussy" "Jung!" "Pattaya, All-Male Cabaret" "Seven songs and still on sign of her" "No strip show?" "Strip show?" "There she is!" "Pia!" "Pia!" "We want Pia!" "Push up your tits it makes you look more sexy" "Wear this!" "It makes your hip" "look bigger" "Love the sillicone!" "Nice touch" "Don't touch!" "A complete overhaul!" "Just gorgeous" "Stop poking me!" "I'm not an ATM machine" "Amazing..none of us could recognize you on stage just then" "You look like the last" "Miss thailand!" "Not surprising" "We have the same surgeon" "I don't really mind having the surgeon if can be as gorgeous as you" "So what do you say, Pia?" "Will you play?" "Coach, deep down I'd love to" "But I haven't touched a volleyball for three years" "You're just afraid your tits will explode" "If the ball hits me it will explode, not my tits" "My tits are first grade oues" "You gouna play or not?" "Pia, ready?" "Chat" "My boyfriend, Chat" "These are my sisters" "Hello" "If could.." "..I'd have a total body makeover just like Pia" "If I could... ..I'd steal her boyfriend" "Rhymed Couplets" "Of course" "So she's not coming with us, right?" "She's decided to stay with her boyfriend instead" "Where can you find a woman.." "..in this world who doesn't" "long for her man?" "Where can you find a bee... ..in this world that doesn't long for a flower?" "If that's the case" "I'm going home to bed" "Why the rush?" "Wow!" "You look fabulous!" "If you can't come with us we may as well go" "You are right!" "Who said I wasn't coming?" "Mama-san said..." "I could have a week's leave!" "Was that Mama-san.." "..or your hubby?" "Shut up!" "Bangkok, a Chinese mansion" "Wit!" "Some friends have come to see you" "Go to see them!" "Jung?" "Hey!" "how could we miss your big day?" "How come you didn't send us an invitation?" "It's only the engagement ceremony." "Just family" "Congratulations, Wit!" "So who's the lucky lady?" "Honey!" "Your friends?" "This is Julie, my fiancee" "Oh!" "Her name's Julie?" "Stop it" "Hi, Julie." "You look great!" "Thanks!" "Ju!" "Come quickly!" "There's somebody" "I want you to meet" "It's "Julie" now, not "Ju"!" "Julie?" "A Chinese girl named Julie?" "The fortune teller says it's not a good omen to stay engaged for too long" "So we'd like Wit and" "Julie to get married as soon as possible" "But Mom, I think we should wait a while" "For what?" "You get married you have grandchildren for us to look after" "As simple as that" "But... my friends need me for their volleyball team" "Volleyball?" "My son was born to be a sportsman!" "Ever since he was a boy he loved pictures of men with big muscles" "Such a relief!" "All pale and faded like" "Wit's family!" "My little face looks" "like custard..." "Can somebody lend me a facial mask?" "Hey Wit, are you really gonna sleep with that girl?" "How disgusting" "What can I do?" "It all happened so fast" "Before I knew it" "I was engaged" "So what will you do on your wedding night?" "I know!" "Act like that guy did in the soap opera" "Ocne the light's off send another guy in to take your place" "Like a stand-in" "Don't be stupid, Jung" "All those soap operas have gone to your head, you idiot" "No, it'd work" "Find a big stand-in" "A sausage will do" "Listen you guys" "This is serious!" "He likes Ju" "Stop mentioning about Ju" "How about a vibrator?" "You're disgusting!" "If Coach Bee is a man will you love her?" "You're crazy!" "Handsome." "You're so sexy!" "They're all gay?" "All of'em." "Sould be fun." "Excellent players, though" "Chai, darling!" "How I've misssed you!" "Come on, you queens" "I'll introduce you" "This is Miss Wit" "This is Miss Pia the beauty queen" "And this is Nong... ..the big buffalo" "Hi." "Goodness!" "You're even more gorgeous than Jung said" "OK" "Enough of the introductions" "Since there's only six of you" "I've asked three of my my former students to act as reserves" "They'll help us with practice as well" "Thank God." "Some real guys to help us out" "Here they are now" "April, May and June." "Come over here and meet the guys!" "What?" "What are their names?" "Hello there." "I'm April" "I'm May" "And I'm June" "At your service" "Who's who?" "Oh, aren't they darling?" "You're really not going to come and see the game, Mook?" "I'm worried... ..I won't look as beautiful as your team mates" "Oh, please." "There's nothing between them and me" "It's no fun being in that team, I'll tell you" "I'm just kidding, Chai" "I've never thought.." "..you'd mess aroud with them" "Be honest." "Do you mind.." "..if being mistaken that you're gay?" "Tell me" "Does Wit's family... ..know that he's...?" "The Sports Show proudly broughy to you by balloon the weight loosing pill" "With the support loyal fans, the Lampang Men's" "Volleyball Team... ..has made it through to represent District 5 in the National Sports" "Competition this Year!" "We wish them all the success" "The team trounced the Nan state team 3:0.." "..and are now ranked number one in the competition!" "It's unbelievable." "We were so careless" "But there they were,prancing around all over the court... ..their hips swaying... ..it just destroyed our player's concentration" "Our players were all drooling over them!" "In the second round" "Lampang gained even more confidence by beating Lamphun" "The fast attack frozen the opponent!" "Then in the third round these brilliant beauties" "Split finger attack!" "Let's watch it once more!" "This attack won over Prae as well as the heart of volleyball fans everywhere" "The kids still need more practice" "There's more work to be done" "But the fact they beat all three teams of real men..." "Surely that says something about their talent?" "Physically, they're all men" "There's no difference" "Mentally,my kids give it all" "..they've got on the court" "Whatever the reason the sweet sensational players slammed... ..their way to beat number- one seeded Chlang Mai 3-1" "Lampang is the winner today" "Who knows... ..what will happen in six months' time... when Lampang goes to the" "National Championships to be held in Nakhon Sawan" "That concludes our Sports Show" "Proudly brought to you by Balloon the weight" "Ioosing pill" "Sheriff... there's only one month until we play" "We don't have enough time to find new players" "Finding new players would be like going back... ..to square one" "Hold on." "Don't get me wrong" "I didn't mean to change the whole team" "But don't you think...well" "..what I mean is..you know.." "..it's their appearance" "..I just wonder how... ..appropriate it is" "You know what I mean?" "You mean, the way they act" "like sissies on the court?" "Exactly" "What I'm concerned about is the big boys" "If just one of them makes a fuss... ..We'll all be in trouble won't we?" "What?" "What's wrong?" "Have you got a cramp?" "Tell us!" "Are you hurt?" "No..no.." "What's "no"?" "I broke my nails" "My God!" "I spent a whole month growing them" "Calm down, calm down" "We'll find some super glue and stick them back on" "Just don't cry" "Okay everyone." "Over here" "Team meeting" "It's been a while,hasn't it?" "We're not that fit anymore" "I want us to practise as a team" "What a pity Pia's not here!" "Matters of the heart are always difficult" "But we've made it to the" "Nakhon Sawan games!" "We've come this far" "We have to keep going" "..win or lose... ..with or without Pia" "Look on the bright side" "We can get a real man to replace her" "Hang on..aren't we in the finals because of us queens?" "Shut up!" "We've got to be on our toes all the time" "Mon, Chai" "We have to think like a team otherwise there is no team" "The other day the Sheriff called me in" "You may not realize that all along the way there have been people who haven't liked us" "So don't get too carried away who?" "It's not important" "What matters is that they can put an end to us" "All of us" "It sounds every serious" "1,2, hey!" "Look it's Pia!" "Hey, Pia!" "It's Pia!" "Come on!" "Crying?" "What happened?" "You look like you've been dumped" "You look ugly when you're crying!" "I have been dumped" "At first he said his parents forced him to" "But in the end,he admitted.." "..he was in love with another woman" "Can you believe it?" "Bisexuals" "You just can't trust'em" "And here I was thinking... ..they'd be together until the end of time" "You did the right thing coming back here" "If not, who know what would have happened?" "Hi!" "Take Pia to her room and we'll call it a day" "Come on, Pia!" "April, May, June Take the bag for Pia" "What happened, Mon?" "I don't want to gossip,but.." "Pia and her boyfriend had a fight" "He went back to his fiancee" "It's real woman" "How bad that guy is!" "Look at George Clooney" "Look at his hair and his body" "He's so sexy" "Men are all the same who's ever going to really" "Iove a trans-sexual?" "We can't be picky" "If you're born a queen you've just got to get what you can while you can" "Pia, don't talk so loud" "That's a secret" "Let's talk in our own dialect" "When you were in love with your boyfriend it was a completely different story" "Why have you changed so completely?" "And I believed everything you said then, too" "I've been waiting for my prince charming" "There are only Satans in this world" "What a change!" "I can't keep up with you" "I tell you one thing" "There are no happy endings for gays" "There's no good guys in this world" "Except George Clooney" "So why bother?" "Let's play volleyball instead!" "Why waste the time you have off work?" "You think too much" "Talk in our own dialect!" "Take out your anger on the court" "That's the way to do it" "Wow." "I've known you for ages" "..and this is the first time you've ever said anything that's makes sense" "Backstabbing bitch!" "Shop it!" "To hell with you!" "Die, Chat!" "You bastard,Chat!" "He never likes me!" "What's that again?" "What the hell is wrong with you?" "Concentrate, just play the game" "You're really cool when you spur on the moment" "Keep quiet!" "Don't be like that!" "You suck!" "Don't be angry!" "Mon, don't be upset!" "Let it be they won't understand us" "You're most beautiful" "May I have your attention, please?" "I have a surprise for you" "Over to you, Nong" "Thank you!" "This is for Mon" "What about mine?" "Does it fit me?" "Purple?" "It's gorgeous!" "Designed and stitched by my mother" "As for the name coach Bee came up with it" "It's called... ..the lron Ladies" "You guys are so beautiful" "I think it fits you perfectly" "The Iron Ladies, I love it!" "It's like a fashion show!" "So captain, not happy with the name?" "It certainly fits you "ladies"!" "Mon, where are we going to find a doctor to sew up your mouth?" "You just love trying to serew up things, don't you?" "Sir, let me help" "Go ahead." "I was looking for some helping hand actually" "Really?" "Really" "So we have the bond!" "Cheers!" "I think I know you from the rave party" "Sir, are you alright?" "Good morning, Sergeant" "Good morning, Sergeant" "Good morning!" "At ease, lady officers!" "Don't shout!" "Behave" "Sorry" "Naked men!" "Hi!" "What's your name?" "I'm Nong" "Don't touch me!" "You are so flirtatious" "It's so pretty!" "Delicious!" "I'd like to buy some rambutans" "How come they're so small?" "They are the same as gays" "They look different" "But trust me they taste alright" "Try one.it's tasty" "How many kilos would you like, handsome?" "I don't think so" "Oh, why not?" "Hang on!" "It's stunning" "Can I try on?" "Big head like an ox you'll break it for sure" "Get out of here." "Go on" "Get out of here" "I don't sell to freaks like you" "Get out." "You freak!" "I've seen the District 5 team" "Where the hell did you dig them up from?" "Nobody's playing volleyball there?" "Let's not be too tough on them" "Yeah." "Otherwise they'll end up bruised and battered" "Let me transfer them to the women's competition" "They might stand a chance of winning" "It's embarrassing to have them in the men's competition" "How do we face the public?" "I thought sport taught us about fair play" "Not just about winning and losing" "It doesn't matter what my team may be, but... they are true sportsmen" "I've heard one of them even had a sex change" "It's not such a big deal at state or district level.." "..but this is the national competition" "Exactly." "I don't know how this happened" "Let me take care of it" "The tournament schedule, Sir" "Thanks, pretty girl" "Honey, it's on!" "Hurry!" "The parade's starting" "Jung has to be there" "Which one?" "Where?" "Is that him?" "Oh, no!" "I can just see Mon!" "No, there's no Jung!" "Where's Jung?" "Is he behind everybody?" "Look!" "It's Jung!" "He look good, doesn't he?" "So adorable" "The District 5 team!" "They're called the lron Ladies" "They'll be worth following in the competition" "Good News" "We play three straight matches today" "Oh God..we'll never make it" "We'll die of exhaustion" "What do they think I am?" "A buffalo or something?" "Then I need three outfits" "They're doing it deliberately" "We'll be crazy!" "We have to be careful" "There are some people... ..who really want us out of this competition" "Here comes Nong" "Quick!" "The drag queen are playing!" "Jung!" "Iron Ladies!" "Iron Ladies!" "That's the spirt" "Well done!" "Good Game!" "Hello." "They won?" "Just a fluke" "There is no way they can win three in a now" "Let me finish my book" "Iron Ladies' Triple Triumph" "Hello?" "Hi,so what do you say?" "Are you going to come and watch?" "I can't take the time off work" "They're the talk of the town" "They're being interviewed on radio" "You can imagine how excited they are" "And Wit's studying for his exam up in his room" "It's a pity he can't join you guys" "Chai, try your best" "I got to go." "Don't forget to" "listen to the radio" "Look!" "I've never seen so many fans before" "We're used to more fans" "Last question" "I'd like to ask you iron Ladies have won... ..all your matches so far..." "Including three matches in one day yesterday" "..does that mean gays make better players than real men" "We're stars!" "We're getting discounts everywhere!" "Only because of me" "Fruit juice stand" "Let's go!" "Oh..the famous lron Ladies" "Well..what do you now?" "Little fairy" "Sorry" "Let me buy you another one!" "Never mind,honey.Actually.." "I feel like some oranges" "To hell with you!" "How dard you do that!" "Assholes son-of-a-bitch!" "What the hell did you say?" "I said..you..son.." "..of..a..bitch!" "Say it again?" "You want a fight?" "Hey!" "Don't mess with my friend!" "Stop it." "Stop it right now!" "What are you fighting for?" "You're all sportsmen" "It's nothing." "We just wanted to try some oranges... they came on like we were trying to rape them" "He's lying" "It's wasn't like that at all" "Settle down" "Break it up." "Just go home" "Go!" "Damn you!" "Let's go!" "Are you drunk or what?" "Go home" "Thank you ever so much, officer" "Never mind" "No, really." "If you hadn't come along... ..I might have been killed!" "Don't mention it" "I suspect if you took them on... they would have been worse off than you" "What a mess!" "Really!" "Officer,may I ask your name?" "Mine's Jung" "I'm Yut." "Lirutenant Yut" "What a manly name" "Don't be too close!" "You have a big body!" "Officer, he's not your type!" "I want to go out with you" "Penny for your thoughts, sis" "Your boyfriend, right?" "Thank God I've got you guys and the game" "Otherwise I don't know what I'd do" "I don't get it" "Why do you still love him so much?" "We had more good times together than bad" "But he's better off choosing his fiancee" "Than falling for someone fake like me" "Men." "They're all selfish" "We're all selfish" "Men and women" "Look at my father" "He never gave a shit about me" "My mother brought me up" "He was so selfish" "Whenever he was unhappy he'd bash mum" "He'd bash me" "He hated me." "He called me a "faggot"" "Funny." "Despite all that my mother told me... ..I had to love and respect him" "Because he gave me life" "To hell with men!" "All bastards!" "Listen" "You don't have to love him.." "but you don't have to hate him either, Mon" "Nakhon Sawan, National" "Championship (Round 2)" "You stupid country girl!" "Lieutenant Yut likes me" "..not you!" "Nonsense!" "He fell in love with me the moment his eyes met mine" "For Christ's sake!" "Keep your minds on the games" "Whoever's gonna take it" "let the others know" "Doesn't look like your team's very focussed today" "Coach" "They're not professionals" "They have their ups and downs" "When they're good they're good" "I have no control!" "I've got a different problem one player thinking he's" "God's gift to the world!" "Let's kill him" "Rubbish!" "Why can't you control yourselves?" "Mon was sent off" "Everything just fell to pieces after that" "And Nong got all carried away... ..and missed an important shot!" "It was you who got carried away!" "Not me!" "Bullshit, you big slug" "You're a dirty little slut!" "Stop it!" "This is suppossed to be a competition, not a cat fight" "Mann's team is killing themselves laughing" "And you captain?" "How well did you play?" "Better than you stupid queens did!" "Shut up!" "Give it a rest!" "You never said any good thing about us?" "Stop blaming others all the time" "Coach, you got here just in time!" "The rumble's about to start!" "Are you trying to figure out" "..who's to blame?" "You should know the answer to that...all of you" "Today, I didn't see the" "Iron Ladies who won three straight games the other day" "Huh..the lron Ladies" "They do nothing but put on make-up" "And preen themselves all day" "Please let me finish, Coach" "I've had enough of your lack of discipline and all the crap that goes with it" "Enough is enough" "I've tried to be a good captain" "Tried to keep the team together" "But you drag queens are too much for me" "The only thing I can do is.." ".. I quit" "Chai!" "They're all so damned effeminate." "How could they have got into the semi-final?" "You look so disappointed" "It's not such a bad thing to have something unusual come our way now and then" "I agree" "I think if adds color" "Well I thing it's pathetic" "That's your last warning" "Control their behavior" "Don't stir up any more trouble or you're out of the competition" "And I mean it!" "Oh my god!" "Heavens above!" "What?" "We're on TV today" "So?" "I look like death warmed up" "..with no make-up" "I look so ugly!" "Nobody's gonna notice me!" "Jung, listen" "Don't forget we have a deal with Chai" "He stays if we behave and don't wear make-up" "Look at Nong" "Look at Nong-he hasn't said a word" "Jung, com' on!" "Don't tell anyone girls, that I've put on transparent foundation" "OK, no problem!" "So why are you in such a good mood?" "I'm relieved they're not wearing make-up" "Dad will be watching" "He won't suspect a thing" "Pia, are you okay?" "Yeah." "Why?" "You look like a corpse!" "Listen Mon!" "No kidding around" "I feel nervous enough already" "We're on TV today. too!" "I had some business to do my mother in Ang Thong" "I saw in the paper that you were playing..." "So I dropped by to cheer you on" "I've missed you, Pia" "You miss me?" "Say...you do" "Chat" "I'll go and find some seats" "Hi, there!" "So, that's Kate?" "She's cute" "Just right for you" "Pia, I want you to know" "I've never stopped" "Ioving you" "Enough." "You can go now" "Just go" "Hey cutie," "I found this." "Is this yours?" "It belongs to your mother's" "Coach..." "Don't shout with him" "I think we'd better take Pia off and start... with April or May" "Otherwise we're dead" "Okay" "What else can go wrong today" "Viewers may recall that the District 3 team represented Thailand at the SEA Game three or four year ago" "Look at them" "They're a well-built team" "Most of them are from the air force team" "Gross!" "You said they'd be worth watching." "They suck" "They're usually much more fun than this" "No way." "Let's go" "They hit their captain how terrible!" "If district 3 wins the next set the lron Ladies are in big trouble!" "Oh my God!" "Viewers" "I think the lron Ladies are trying their best" "But they just haven't got it together" "I can't believe you missed that last ball!" "Where's your concentration?" "Coach?" "We can't go on like this" "You'er too ugly for words like this" "Go and put on some make-up" "Right?" "Yeah, we can make-up" "Let me get some powder!" "Are you sure?" "Well..we're the lron Ladies aren't we?" "Something's going on over on the lron Ladies bench" "They are putting on their make-up!" "Wit's combing his hair!" "Why he's combing his hair?" "Why he's combing his hair" "like a woman... in the middle of the match?" "Take it easy!" "The Iron Ladies have been transformed!" "It'll all start heppening now!" "Nong is putting on his mascara!" "Look at his big beautiful eyes" "Jung's skin looks so soft!" "Like a baby's" "But, Pia looks a bit..." "Yeah, I think she's..." "Not as good looking as the other iron Ladies!" "But, they look better than they're on TV" "I just wanted to say you did an excellent job today well done" "Mind you at first I wasn't so sure" "I think Chai got something to say" "I reckon you guys" "look much better... ..with your make-up on than without it" "Screw you, Captain" "Hello?" "Is that you, Bee?" "No, this is Jung" "This is Bee's dad" "Oh." "Hello sir" "Where's Bee?" "Coach Bee is downstairs chatting with the rest of us" "More than I need to know" "Jung,can you do me a favour?" "Tomorrow's her birthday" "Wish her a happy birthday for me" "Tell her that" "I am pround of her" "It was a great win today" "Wait a minute, sir!" "Let me get a pen" "Make a wish, coach" "Blow out the candles!" "Take a good look at me if you want" "Some people like to gossip behind my back" "Look at me from my heels to my head" "But you've never looked into my heart" "I may not be what makes you happy" "But it doesn't mean I am bad" "Open your heart and take a good look at me" "We were born like this we had no choice" "Accpet me for waht I am" "All ask for is acceptance" "You don't have to hate me" "You don't have to love me" "Either way is okay" "Give me a chance that's all I ask" "what a joke!" "The faggots are throwing a party for a dyke" "I wanna throw up!" "Please do not laugh" "Open your heart and take a good look at me" "We were born like this we had no choice" "Accept me for what I am" "All I ask for is acceptance" "Open your heart and take a good look at me" "We were born like this we had no choice" "Accept me for what I am" "All I ask for is acceptance" "Happy Birthday, Coach" "This is for you" "We all wish you good health" "Thanks" "We haven't known you for long but you're like a mother to us" "I think you know we're not that strong... ..or as confident as we appear to be" "We're luck to have you" "You look after us like a mother" "No way! "Mother" means old" "Then how about.." "Mother Coach" "Mother Coach!" "You stupid shit" "You just ruined the mood!" "I just remembered!" "I've got a message from your father" "I wrote it down word by word" ""Happy Birthday, Bee" "Don't forget..."" ""..triumphing over yourself is the greatest triumph of all."" "How sweat!" "Listen.Even though your show wasn't exactly perfect... ..it was still beautiful" "And I want tomorrow's game to be exactly the same!" "You know, at first all wanted was to win" "But now, the gold medal's not as important... ..as seeing you play together as a team" "Just like my father said... ..triumphing over yourself is the greatest triumph of all" "You must listen to that!" "Amen!" "You,you,you don't get drunk" "Thanks" "Pia, sweetheart" "Chat.What are you doing here" "There comes Chat!" "Pia, how are you doing?" "Why bother?" "Where's Kate?" "She's gone home already" "So should you" "Why do three people have to get hurt in this?" "Surely one is enough" "Pia, I hurt just as much as you do" "It's true!" "Bullshit!" "Where are you going?" "To have some fun" "So what's the drag queen got that makes her so irresistible?" "Mind your own business" "Don't interfere" "Well..if can't interfere... at least I can have a feel" "What did you say?" "Damned!" "Pia used to star in the" "Sailor Moon Superwoman Show" "You're cool!" "Stop it!" "Officer is coming!" "Stop fighting you two!" "Officer, please let me out!" "It wasn't my fault!" "Oh, my precious nails!" "What's that thing over there" "That?" "A drag gueen show!" "Drag gueen?" "Chat, does that hurt?" "Pia, thanks" "Thanks for still caring" "There's never been a moment" "..that I haven't cared about you" "But we have to care for one anothere as friends now" "It's best that way" "Easy easy" "Sorry" "Thanks" "What made you jump in and protect me like that" "I didn't want to lose the best player we've got" "Coach Bee said you and" "I have somehting in common" "We're both out to win so much that we sometimes forget what's really important" "You're right!" "All I know is that this is my last chance" "And I've got to win!" "To shut everybody up" "Though I know that even if I win the gold, people will still look down one me" "'Cos let's face it.." "..gold or siver..." "It just a meda!" "You agree with me?" "Whatever..but gold still sound better, right?" "How are you, my big Giant Bitch?" "Bitch!" "You left me high and dry" "Do me a favour and" "let' em go" "They're friends of mine" "Friends?" "Coach!" "Wit's dad is here!" "He's taking him home!" "His father's going crazy" "Just a minute!" "Sir, I beg you..." "Get in the car, Wit" "Wit, I said we're going home" "Get in the car, now" "He can't leave us at this moment" "What are we going to do?" "Nakhon Sawan, National" "Championship (Grand Final)" "Get the lron Ladies souvenirs" "Come and have a look" "Red is good!" "You want one, Chatree?" "I don't want a shirt!" "I want one!" "Alright he doesn't want a shirt" "What about a cap?" "The cap suits you!" "It'll cover your bald spot!" "You can certainly pick the lron Ladies fans in the stadium" "They don't look like your average sports fans" "Look at 'em!" "They're sweet" "The boys are cute and good looking!" "The tanned ones look good" "And those fair ones also look nice" "They all look good" "You fancy them!" "You team caused more trouble last night" "They're a disgrace to the tournament" "They'll be punished according to the rules" "Excuse me, sir" "But nobody was arrested... ..and there was no police report" "According to the law nothing happened" "For what reason they'll be punished?" "But it did happen" "What's happening is that you're doing whatever you can to disqualify us from the tournament" "Because you don't like gays" "I don't like lesbians much either" "It's not just gays lesbians" "You can't stand it anytime.." "you see a female governor a female astronaut a female whatever... because in your eyes it's a man's world and the only thing that matters is you.." "and your dick" "Watch your mouth!" "As far as you're concerned if a woman's not in the kitchen,she should be in bed" "And anyone who doesn't fit that... ..is less than human but if you ask me... my team has far more humanity than some people around here" "They never hurt anybody!" "Unlike you!" "That's a slander!" "I think the only thing worse than your attitude is your manners" "That's it" "I've made a decision" "The Iron Ladies are out of the competition" "Don't you think it's a" "little late for that, sir?" "Yeah.If there's no match there'll be a riot!" "I don't care!" "Rules are rules" "Rules are made to play the game..not to play politics" "No buts" "The faggot freaks are out of the competition now!" "Iron Ladies!" "Iron Ladies!" "In an amazing development the lron Ladies have been disqualified!" "..It's not official yet" "We'll have to wait" "But if it's true all hell will break loose" "And I don't want to be here when it happens" "When you say "freals"" "are you talking about my team..or yourself?" "He'll be alright" "So... ..what do we do now?" "Well, with him out like a light, I giess the competition will have to go on" "The competition will go on" "Thank you" "Ladies and Gentlemen please be seated" "The grand final of the volleyball competition... ..will begin in 5 minutes" "Listen up" "Since meeting you guys" "I've never felt so tired in all my life" "You probably feel the same" "But this is our only chance to do something really great" "So..get out there and give it all you've got!" "Don't forget..." "Wit's cheering us on as well" "Now comes a brief report on the Grand Final of the" "National Championship" "The first set is over and" "District 7 has won 15 to 8" "District 5 has suffered some injuries." "It's not looking good for them" "They're really taking a pounding from District 7" "Attack the buffalo fag" "He's hurting the most" "Okay, Coach?" "To your position" "Watch the back" "Here we're" "It's twelve to eight" "The Iron Ladies is behind..." "I hope they will catch up... in the next set" "This is a powerful attack" "Looks like.." "Nong's hurt" "Yes, his arm is injured" "District 5 is losing 1 player now the lron Ladies doesn't" "look optimistic" "It's 9 to 14" "Only one point to go.." "Watch out!" "They loose another set" "Oh, no!" "It looks like your team is all talk and no action, Sheriff" "Mann's really going for the kill today" "Protect yourselves as much as you can" "If we lose another player we're dead" "Next set, I'll get the one with the tits" "He's the weakest" "We're into the third set and" "District 5 looks no better" "A big hand for Pia!" "Her technique is impressive!" "Her performance is very impressive!" "She has other quslities that think are more impressive" "And just what's that supposed to mean sweatheart?" "Real woman or fake show her some respect!" "Pia!" "Damned!" "Hit my sweetheart?" "It's a violent attack!" "It's too hard!" "Are you okay?" "Are you hurt?" "We need a substitute" "I'll take her place" "Wit's back!" "Wit!" "Wit!" "Yeah,we're back again" "With Wit's sudden return the lron Ladies sure will survive" "Look at Wit" "He's so good looking" "Good shot!" "They're full of confidence!" "They didn't miss any!" "Who would have though?" "The scores are even!" "Too bad!" "It's 12 to 13" "The Iron Ladies are still loosing!" "I think they sould..." "What does that sign mean?" "Special skill?" "Their unique attack" "The Iron Ladies" "Great!" "Sure bet!" "The next set is vital to both teams" "Coach say something" "We're loosing!" "Thing have completely turned around.I bet a lot on the lron Ladies" "I bet on them too" "If win, what will I buy?" "I'll buy a karaoke player a play station a new car..." "There come our sisters!" "Coach!" "Coach Bee, I'm ready!" "Go for it." "Good!" "Pia is just great!" "Things have completely turned around" "I'm not finished!" "There's absolutely no defence for Pia a attacks" "Nong's hurt" "Luky that Ray's back" "He's called Wit" "You always mix up boys' names" "It's 2 -all" "It's tje fofth set and Dictrict 7 is pulling out all stops" "The excitement is mounting!" "I'm so mervous." "I bet a lot on the lron Ladies" "Nong, be ready for any curve balls" "Everybody be ready!" "Mon, Chai..double block or Mann will kill us" "It's 4-all in the fifth set!" "Shhh!" "She's serving" "What's wrong?" "He's our cold" "Will he be alright?" "It's Jung!" "Get up." "Come on, get up" "Jung!" "Jung!" "Jung!" "Jung!" "Jung!" "You okay?" "Jung!" "are you okay?" "Jung!" "You hear me?" "Jung?" "Ladies and gentlemen" "This is it" "One more point!" "Just one more point and they'll win!" "Jung's got up." "The Iron" "Ladies still have a chance!" "Com'on, the lron Ladies!" "Mann!" "Good!" "We did it!" "The Iron Ladies won!" "Jung won!" "Jung won!" "Buy a new car!" "I like a new apartment!" "A new apstment!" "Chartree, calm down!" "Coach Bee, hurrah!" "Mother Coach, hurrah!" "Hurrah!" "Ladies and gentlemen" "The champions of the national men's volleyball" "3 sets to 2, are Disctrict 5" "Congratulations on the lron Ladies" "Excellent!" "Fantastic!" "We should make this... ..interational Day of the Drag Queen" "We're just be happy if... ..we could be treated no differently" "Coach Bee continued to give her heart and soul to her players, straight and gay in the spirit of the game" "Between Chai and Mon the word "faggot" was replaced by "friend"" "Pia left love behind for a show in China." "But distance was no obstacle for Chat" "No matter what happened" "Jung kept smiling" "April, May and June turned to the solace of trmple life" "Nong continued to find happiness with the little things in life" "..and Wit finally chose to live his own life"