"Dude, you crushed my bike." "Give me your clothes." "I think I'm supposed to give you my insurance, but okay." "Had to wear the hearts today." "I don't care if you're running out of room to put things, just keep selling." "Hang on a second." "Can I help you?" "Prepare to be Wall-E-nated." "What did I do?" ""All underwear half off"." ""Too much trash." "Earth covered"." "But I haven't covered the world in trash yet and there's no proof that I will." "No, wait." "I'll clean that up." "Whoa!" "Aah!" "Now we are square." "Ouch." " Hi, Oscar." "Can you help us find a triangle?" " Tell you what." "Why don't you try and go away so I can eat my lunch?" "Hey, R2-D2, keep your grubby hooks off my garbage." "I like it like that." " A square." " Shut up, kid." "I've eaten so many Crabby Patties." "How will I ever regain my shape?" "Oh, that's better." "Flint, do you ever worry what will happen if Mount Leftover gets too big?" "No." "I just make the food." "I don't care what happens to the trash..." "We now return you to MAD, already in progress." "Biggest producers of garbage." "Biggest producers of garbage." "Garbage?" "Xerox." "If anyone here disagrees with this union speak now or forever hold your peace." "Uh, I would actually like to get my jacket back..." "Consider it a wedding gift." "Hey, kids." "One of these things isn't like the others." "Can you tell which one?" "Is it Miley?" "Or maybe Selena?" "Could it be the space alien?" "That's right." "It's Miley that's out of place." "Because Selena and space alien both start with S." "Thanks for playing." "Ooh." "Hee-hee-hee." " There goes Happy." " Ha-ha-ha." "Ooh." "You'll never get me marshmallow charms." "Quick." "He went in." "Here?" "Um, are you Happy?" "Do I look happy?" "No." "I'm Bertram, his brother." "Do you make marshmallows too?" "Oh, here we go." "Everybody loves the marshmallows but no one ever says, "Who makes the regular part of the cereal?" "He probably has feelings too, right?"" "You make the brown parts?" "Yeah, I make the brown parts." "Are they still fantastically delicious?" "No." "They're 60-hours-a-week-with-no-overtime delicious." "Want some?" "There's plenty." "No one's ever after me brown parts." "We're good, I think." "Come on." "I have all your favorite shapes." "Brown squares, brown X, brown..." "Not really sure what that is really." "A bell, maybe?" " We should go now." " I'm the only reason this is a breakfast food." "Without me, it's just candy." "But everybody loves Happy." "That's not even his real name, you know." "It's Arnold." "Yech." "And the nominees for Best Scrunchie are..." "Oh, you guys." "MAD's Guide to Phobias." "Tagaphobia:" "The fear that an unflattering photo of you will appear on Friendnook." "Pantightus:" "The fear that you won't be able to get out of your skinny jeans." "Snowglophobia:" "The fear that when you shake a snow globe, you're ruining the lives of tiny people." "And voltronitis:" "The fear that the guy who pilots your leg robot won't show up today." "And that's MAD's Guide to Phobias." "That's Mommy's good boy, open wide." "Mm." "Yummy, yummy." "What a sweetie you are." "Oh, my." "Your child is a good eater." "Oh, yes." "You're lucky." "My kids eat like a bird." "This week on The Spatula:" "He's narrowed it down to four beauties." "But even that's a lot of handle." "I thought I could take the heat, but these women are making it difficult to choose." "Come on, baby." "You don't want them." "They're silicone." "And it wouldn't be The Spatula without a sizzling scandal." "What do you think I am?" "Some high-priced appliance?" "He said he was gonna pick me." "That's what he does." "He flips." "Will you accept this bacon?" "Man, do I have egg on my face." "The Spatula." "It's gonna get hot." "I've gathered you all here to tell you that the killer is actually in this room." "Uh, yeah." "Way ahead of you." "It's time for another round of Where's Lady Gaga?" "Lady Gaga has decided to visit this amusement park." "Can you find her?" "Is that her?" "What about here?" "There?" "Could it be?" "You think?" "What about here?" "No." "There she is." "Oh, man." "Looks like you got toad." " Get it?" "Towed?" " Toad." "That's a good one." "Oh, great." "Now I gotta hop home." "Hi." "I'm Usher." "Do you have any idea how it felt to discover Justin Bieber then mold him into whatever I wanted?" "Ha-ha-ha." "Of course you don't." "That's why I opened Build-A-Bieber." "My Bieber wants to have a tea party with me." "Of course he does." "When you Build a Bieber, you can make him do and say anything you want." "Like play dress-up." "I'm from Canada." "Tell each other secrets." "I love you too." "And go on pony rides." " I'm from Canada." " Stop saying that." "My Justin Bieber doesn't make as much money as yours does." "Ha, ha." "No." "He won't do that." "But, man, he sure is cute." "I'm from Canada." " Ha-ha-ha." " Ape!" "This week on Extreme Renovation:" "House Edition we're heading north." "Way north." "To take on Superman's home:" "The Fortress of Solitude." "At the request of some of the people closest to him." "Hi, Extreme Renovation." "We couldn't help but feel his "Fortress of Solitude" was interfering with his social life." " Yeah." "I'd actually hang out with him if his place wasn't so darn cold." " Can you help?" " We sure can, Lex." "Good morning, Superman." "Morning?" "We're at the North Pole." "It's 11:30 at night." "We're sending you to Disneyland." " Someone in danger?" " I'll say." "Him, for living such a private life." "Tear down those crystal walls." "This may take a while." "I couldn't find anything wrong at Disneyland so I..." "Wait." "Who are you?" "Ty Pennington." "Extreme Renovation:" "House Edition." "The show responsible for your new Fortress of Fun." "Fortress of what?" "How did you get into my house?" "With the spare key you left with your neighbor." " Ooh, lousy neighbor." " Check out your new digs." "What the...?" "Where are the crystals with the messages from my father?" "Holograms are so last season." "That's why we replaced yours with a 52-inch plasma screen." "My son, it is important for you to know that the answers to all..." "That Demi Lovato sure looks good in HD, huh?" "But all my lessons about life on Earth..." "You can learn a thing or two from these crazy kids as well." "Am I right?" "Check out the bedroom." "Your previous bed was a Kryptonian chamber that harnessed the rays of the sun." "So we replaced it with bunk beds." "And in case you get lonely we also added Zack from Zack and Cody as your bunkmate." " I don't..." " Plus, we were going to expand your closet but it already seemed pretty roomy." "You unlocked the Phantom Zone?" "But..." "But General Zod?" "He must be halfway across the universe by now." "Keep it down out there, will you?" "I'm watching Victorious." "I'll show you who's victorious." "My son..." "Oh!" "Will you look at all the beautiful changes?" "My balloons!" "Next week on Extreme Renovation we make over this house." " You're doing what?" "Transformaphobia:" "The fear that your car is going to change into a giant robot." "I'm from Canada."