"♪ Harvey ♪" "♪ Harvey ♪" "♪ Harvey ♪" "Dad, I found some!" "What are these called?" "Well, that's a widow-maker, I think." "Real poisonous if you eat 'em." "Oh, I know what to do." "Boop!" "Oh, very thoughtful of you, bud." "What'd that kid put on my head?" " It says you're dangerous." " That's not true." " I'm delightful." " Ehh." "Wow, Dad, you sure know a lot about the forest." "Well, when you get to be my age, you pick up a thing or two." "Ooh, look up there!" "Those are tree-huggers, those are boulder-blisters, and that's Jeremy." "Hi!" "And that's... huh?" "A piece of mushroom pizza?" "What's it doing out here?" "Mm, maybe somebody dropped it..." "All right, beast, prepare to meet your doom!" " Hey, Rooter." " Harvey?" "Mr. Beaks?" "Sorry, I thought you were something else." "Right." "I'll have you down in a jiff." "Ooh, Rooter, wait!" "We're gonna fall!" "Too late." " Ow." " Oh, boy." "synccorrectionbyf1nc0" "Rooter, what were you expecting to catch with pizza traps?" "Oh, I'm trying to rid the forest of the most diabolical scourge to ever walk on two legs: the Yeti!" " The what?" " The Yeti!" "Yeedee?" "What's a yeedee?" "Oh, I think you mean a Yeti." "They're not real." "Don't worry." "Not real, eh?" "What do you call this?" "There, you can see the legs and the classic Yeti tail and the terrible horns!" "Hmm." "Those do look a bit like horns, don't they?" "Yeah, Yetis have got massive horns and razor-sharp claws." "They'll rip you in half and eat your guts and your bones and your eyes and everything!" "Oh, goodness." "You don't have to worry as long as you've Yeti-proofed your house, which I'm sure you've already done." " Well, uh, no, I haven't." " Oh, crikey!" "Do you not care about your family at all?" "You've got to protect them!" "It's not safe out here." "I'm getting back to the bunker!" "Good one, Rooter!" "He almost had me going." "Yeti-proofing." "So silly, right, Dad?" "Um..." "Okay, Harvey, we're gonna play a game called "Yeti-proof"" "where we block up every way into the house." "Wait, was that stuff Rooter said true?" "What?" "No, no." " Well, probably." " What?" "!" "It's okay." "It's okay." "Just take some supplies, and we'll start barricading the house." " Whoa!" " Sorry, Mom!" "They may try to get up through the plumbing!" "Okay." "H-Hey, so maybe you should call in sick today." "It's Yeti season." "Irving, you're so cute." "Yetis aren't real." "I thought so too, but I have reason to believe they do exist!" "Why is that?" "A paranoid child showed me a picture on his phone." "Okay, I know how it sounds, but better to be safe than sorry!" "You should stay here and help protect the house from Yeti." "Dad, I clogged the toilet!" "Clogged it real good!" "Proud of you, Harvey!" "Yeah, I'm gonna go now." " Miriam, wait!" " Good-bye, Irving." "Mm, not today." "Well, I think that about does it!" "Ain't nothing getting in here." "This is our house!" "Our house!" "'Sup,Beaks?" "Dad, I'm too young to die!" "I haven't even applied to college yet!" " I don't have a credit score!" " We need help!" "I don't know anything about home security!" "Rooter!" "Maybe he can help us out." "Harvey, you're a genius!" "Come on, twins, we're going someplace safe!" " Okay!" " Wait, Foo." "I feel like we should stick around here and keep working on this "home security" thing." "Okay!" "There's their bunker!" "Rooter, we need your help!" " What the..." " Oh, we bagged a Yeti for sure this time." "Aw, Beakses!" "Why you keep ruining me traps?" " All right, son, what do we got?" " Sorry, Dad." "No Yeti." "Oh, but I see we got some birds." "G'day, Beakses!" "Hup!" "Mitch, there are Yetis everywhere, and my family isn't safe!" "Well, of course they're not." "You live in a bloody treehouse, don't you?" "No fortifications, exposed on all sides..." " it's a death trap!" " Oh, we're doomed." "Jeez!" "I'm sorry I had to get real with you there, but you don't have to be such a nerd." " I can help." " Really?" "How?" "Well, I can train you to build traps and teach you how to be vigilant against the Yeti menace." "Did you hear that, Harvey?" "We're gonna live!" "We're gonna live." "Cool!" "Welcome to the safest place in Littlebark:" "the Wellington Family Bunker." "Now, I suggest you watch your step." "Not only is the outside of the house completely Yeti-proof, but the inside is also full of traps." "Watch." "Turn on that lamp." "Oh, this lamp right here?" "Sure... ah!" "Okay, now pick up that exquisite carving." "Uh, this carving here?" "All right." "Aah!" "Right, now pick up the snow globe." "Uh." "Is it gonna set off a flame jet or a chainsaw or something?" "What?" "No, I just want you to see the lovely winter scene." "It's pretty, isn't it?" "And now I'd like to show you my deadliest trap of all: my family." "Here's my lovely wife, Britney." " And here's my youngest, Roger." " Oy." "And lastly, here's my dear old dad." "He's older than the trees, but he can still bring down a Yeti at 100 yards!" "Yeti!" "Where?" "Come out and face me, you dirty scoundrels." "At ease, Captain." "And, of course, you already know Rooter, who's busy manning our state-of-the-art surveillance station!" " How are we looking, buddy?" " Mostly clear." "Dade's secretly practicing dancing in sector A." "All right, well, let me know if he gets any better." "Wow." "I'm really impressed, Mitch." "I like what you've done here." " Can we do this at our house?" " Sure, if Mitch teaches us how." "Certainly!" "We can start right now." "Irving, why is the front door..." "Security threat!" "This plant smells sinister." "Security threat!" "This lamp could explode!" "Twins, what are you doing?" " Why are you..." "Irving?" " Yep." "Irving." "Why is it buzzing?" "Security threat!" "It must have bees in it!" "I'm allergic!" "The number you have dialed is currently unavail..." "Irving, are you guys at... aah!" "Now, if you ever encounter a Yeti in a bathroom stall, the first thing you want to do is..." "It's the Yeti alarm!" "Aah!" "Enemy at the door!" " Rooter!" "Report!" " It looks like Mrs. Beaks?" "Miriam?" "Oh, she's not gonna like being in there." "I should go get her." "Wait, Irving!" "Those pits were designed specifically to be activated by Yetis." "I know that looks like your wife, but there's only one possible explanation." " Yetis are shapeshifters!" " Shapeshifters?" " Just what I was gonna say." " Wait." "If Yeti can change their shape, then anyone can be a Yeti!" "I don't know what's real anymore!" "Irving, sweetie, get me out of this hole!" "O-Okay, that's definitely Miriam, and she's getting really angry, so I got to go take care of this." "But, Dad, it might be a Yeti!" "There's no way we can know for sure!" "Sure, there is." "It's called a fully automatic spear gun." "Holy crud, no!" "I'm not gonna let you go shoot my wife!" "Look, I'm not gonna argue with you, Irving." "Rooter!" "Britney, keep an eye on him!" "Rooter and Harvey, you take up positions by the door and cover me." "Dad, uh... you protect the base and keep Roger out of the crisps." "Oh, all right." "Very good." "All right, let's move out!" "Harvey, you gotta get me out of here!" "Just stay there, Dad!" "I'm gonna help keep us safe." "All right, Yeti." "End of the line!" " Mitch, is that you?" " Uh, yes." "Great." "Get me out of here so that I can strangle Irving." "I bet you'd like that, Yeti." "Wait, you seriously think I'm a Yeti?" "I'm not a Yeti, Mitch!" "I'm on your mail route!" "What's the matter, Dad?" "I've..." "I've never faced an actual Yeti before." "It's terrifying." "Don't let it poison your mind!" "Strike it down!" " Man, you're intense." " Right." "No!" "Aw, biscuits." "I can't believe that worked." " Hold on, Dad." "I'll get you out." " No, son, you can't!" "If I'm down here in the Yeti trap, you know what that means." " What are you saying?" " Son, I must be a Yeti!" "No!" "Not my own father!" " Oh, very good, then." " No, Grandpa, wait!" "Aw, crackers!" "It looks like the whole lot of us are Yetis." "They were all Yetis this whole time." "Everybody is..." "Yetis!" "All right, Harvey." "They're distracted." "Get me down!" " I bet you'd like that, Yeti." " What are you doing?" "Any last words, you shape-shifting monster?" "Harvey, I'm not a Yeti." "I'm your father." "I cried when you hatched." "I know the tag on your underwear has "TH" written on it because it's Thursday." "I know that sometimes you sneak into my room and remake my bed because you think it could be better." "Harvey, I'm not a monster." "I'm your father who loves you and is sorry he got you wrapped up in this." "Ah!" "Hey!" "Oof." "I'm so sorry, Dad." "I don't know what happened to me." "I think this kind of place makes everybody nuts." "Let's get out of here." "All right, well, let's get out of here." "Rooter, we'll use our Yeti strength to throw you out." "Heave ho!" "Now what do we do, Dad?" "Fall back to the bunker?" "No, we're Yetis now, okay?" "Yetis don't live in a Yeti-proof bunker." "Come, into the forest!" "We're gonna find the Yeti hive and report back to the queen!" "Roger, live your Yeti-free life." "Live, Roger!" "Live for us." "Rooter's family is really, um..." " Colorful?" " Yeah." "I'm just glad we aren't living in constant fear anymore." "Irving Beaks!" "Oh." "Hey, honey." "So... how was work?" "synccorrectionbyf1nc0"