"Joey, beautiful women have been coming out of that apartment for an hour." "An hour?" "Well, why didn't you get me?" "I was stuck in the hot tub." "I didn't want them to see my legs." "Well, hello there, gorgeous." "I don't have chicken legs." "Michael, this is like a dream." "Pinch me." "On the arm." "Who goes for the ass?" "I gotta see what's going on in there." "Hi there." "Hi." "Can I help you?" "Yeah." "I live across the way..." "... andI wouldliketojoin  whatever club is meeting here." "There's no club." "Those are clients." "I'm a photographer." "I love erotic photography." "I didn't say erotic." "I definitely heard someone say it." "I'm Joey." "I'm Sara." "I'm Michael." "Leave." "Okay." "It's amazing to me that you're a photographer." "I mean, you are so beautiful." "You should be in front of the camera." "You really came out swinging." "Okay, okay." "Let me try a different approach." "I saw a flower this morning..." "... andI thoughtit was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen  untilI gazeduponyou ." "Right, yeah." "I appreciate the effort, but you don't have to work so hard." "If you wanna ask me out, just ask me out." "What?" "Just ask you?" "Yeah." "Watch this." "Do you wanna go out Saturday?" "Yeah." "Great." "We have a date." "Hey, wait, wait." "I didn't even compliment your eyes." "I know." "My father must have been a thief..." "... becausehestoletwo stars from the sky and put them in my eyes." "I did not know that one." "That's good." "Pick me up at 8." "Hey, there." "You know, I saw a flower this morning..." "... andI thoughtit wasthe most beautiful thing I'd ever seen  untilI gazeduponyou ." "Really?" "Thank you." "Okay, so I'm not crazy." "Hey, guys." "Sexy new underwear there, huh?" "You can tell?" "When I was a kid, I wished for a super power, that's what I got." "What's the special occasion?" "My husband's gonna be home tomorrow..." "... soGinatookmetoget some sexy undergarments." "And it's a good thing I did  becauseshewaswearing cotton granny pants." "It's gonna be really great to see him." "He's been gone for, like, two months." "That's a long time to be away." "You guys ever try phone sex?" "Yeah, I'm not very good at that." "I tend to laugh too much and over-describe the room." "Hey, you rented the apartment to that new girl?" "Nice job." "Thanks for getting me a hot one." "I thought you two might have sparks." "I miss Melrose Place." "I got a date with her Saturday night." "She lives across the courtyard." "What if it doesn't work?" "That could be so awkward." "Please." "There is no awkward situation I can't smooth over or run from." "Okay?" "But I gotta say, this girl's a tough one." "None of my normal lines work on her." "I'm gonna have to bring my A-game." "And what is your A-game?" "I take her to this restaurant..." "... where the maitre d' knows my name and makes a big fuss over me." "Then he seats us at a table where she can't miss my headshot on the wall." ""Oh, how embarrassing." Right?" "At some point, I have one of my famous friends..." "... sendoverabottleofwine,  maybe Bobby Duvall." "So?" "Or Celine Dion." "Oh, yeah, I could see that working." "Excited about your date tonight?" "Yeah." "I set everything up." "Who are they gonna say sent the wine?" "Alan Thicke and Lou Diamond Phillips." "Yeah." "I like the idea that they're friends." "Hey, Joey, how you doing?" "Hey, Eric, welcome back." "Thanks, thanks." "Hey, honey." "Hey." "So when was the big reunion?" "That was it." "He just got home." "Really?" "After two months?" "Why are you talking to me?" "Get in there and make up for lost time." "Joey, it's the middle of the day." "We couldn't do that." "Could we?" "I guess we could." "I think I'm going to." "Thattagirl." "Don't let that new thong go to waste." "Amazing." "Through corduroy?" "You are gonna love this place." "The food is great." "The only problem is, they tend to make a fuss when actors come in." "Oh, I'm not a big fan of actors." "You don't like actors?" "No." "They're so self-absorbed and need so much attention." "But they're America's royalty." "Mr. Tribbiani, welcome." "That was a very good show last night." "Yes, Tony, I also enjoy The Apprentice." "Right this way, please." "I've saved a very special table for you." "Thank you." "Thanks." "So do you like sports or... ?" "What is that?" "Is that you?" "Is that your headshot?" "No, that's not what this wall means." "I ate the 96-ounce steak." "As did Bernadette Peters." "Joey, what's going on here?" "I wanted to impress you, all right?" "So I brought out my A-game." "You know, all my best moves, my best lines." "You don't need to do that with me." "Okay, maybe we should just order." "Yeah, okay." "I'd order pizza, but I haven't had a decent one..." "... sinceI movedfromthe EastCoast." "Me neither." "Everybody recommended this place called Mario's." "I went there." "It was awful, right?" "So bad I had to go someplace else and eat a whole other pizza..." "... justtogetthe taste out of my mouth." "I'm lucky." "My mom sends me pizza from home." "Wait, where are you from?" "Philadelphia." "I love your sandwiches." "Mr. Tribbiani, compliments of Alan Thicke and Lou Diamond Phillips." "Interesting pairing." "Thank you." "So can I get you some wine..." "Nice." "Sure." "These are great." "Did you take all these?" "Yeah." "That one I took in Burma." "That little girl was selling gum on the street." "Her eyes were so melancholy, yet so full of hope." "couldn't get her to smile, huh?" "What are you gonna do?" "You have a very interesting face." "I can see why you became an actor." "Thank you." "Mind if I photograph it?" "Okay." "Have a seat." "Joey, don't pose." "Gotcha." "I'm not getting a sense of who you really are." "But what if this..." "... reallyiswhoIam ?" "Listen, let's just take a break." "We'll have wine, I can do this later." "Sounds good." "Hey, I wasn't ready." "No, this is great." "But I'm not doing anything." "Just relax." "Be yourself." "Look, if I was with any other girl, running my A-game..." "... Iwouldleanin and kiss you right now." "But I'm not sure what to do here." "Well, this camera thing is my A-game." "So why don't I make this easier for you?" "I may borrow heavily from this in the future." "Good morning, everyone." "So I take it your date with Sara went well?" "It was really nice, yeah." "She's not like other women I've dated." "I mean, we didn't have sex  butI stillfeellike a connection was made." "Is that shallow?" "Hey." "Hey." "How is it having Eric back?" "Oh, it's great." "It's good." "It's a challenge." "It's hard." "Really?" "What's wrong?" "I forgot what it's like to live with somebody." "It's a compromise." "Yeah." "It's taken me and Michael months  togeteverything just the way I like it." "It's different with Eric here." "I was doing a crossword this morning..." "... andthecluewas  "TV lawyer Ally 'blank' " ." "And he said "McBeal."" "I mean, I'm a lawyer and I'm spunky." "I think I know who Ally McBeal is, okay?" "I'm sure being back must be an adjustment for him too." "Yeah, especially since now he suffers from this horrible affliction called jet lag." "You haven't heard of it  becauseapparentlymy husband is the first person ever to have it." "I've had jet lag, and it can be pretty bad." "He was in Cleveland." "Okay, so he's bugging you." "Have you tried to talk to him about it yet?" "No." "The way I was raised, we didn't talk about our problems." "When my mom was upset with my dad..." "... she'd just go to the tennis pro and work on her game." "She always came back so happy." "It must have been Diego's relaxed island attitude." "Yeah, that's probably it." "But still, maybe you and Eric should talk." "Yeah, you're probably right." "Okay, I'll try." "Trust me." "It'll help." "I mean, when I first moved in..." "... Ihadabig problem with Michael's snoring." "But then we talked about it, and it got better." "Talked about it?" "You put cotton balls in my nose, and duct-taped my mouth shut." "And we worked it out." "Hey." "I just wanted to stop by..." "... andthankyoufor all  the Philly cheesesteaks you sent." "Thirty sandwiches are gonna last me a while." "I know it sounds like a lot, but the cheesesteak is a very versatile snack." "Lunch on the go?" "Cheesesteak." "Tired after racquetball?" "Cheesesteak." "can't find a baby gift?" "cheesesteak." "Well, I really appreciate it." "Your neighbor does something nice, you wanna say thank you?" "Cheesesteak." "Yeah." "You know, Joey, I gotta tell you, you're not exactly who I thought you'd be." "Do you wanna go out again tomorrow night?" "You're just asking me?" "I mean, I want to..." "... but I think I'd like you to work a little harder." "Okay." "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together." "Where do you get this stuff?" "See you tomorrow night." "Okay." "Well, look at that." "I just got asked out on a date." "You really like her." "I do." "In fact, I like her so much, I'm gonna do something I've never done." "I am not gonna date any other women until I see Sara again." "You're going out with her tomorrow." "That's, like, 24 hours." "I know." "That's three very disappointed ladies." "I mean, if Sara sees me with another girl, she might feel weird." "I mean, she's right over there." "You see, now, this is why I don't date girls within the building." "Okay, buddy." "You working on dinner yet, hon?" "It's only three in the afternoon." "Geez, what can I tell you?" "I'm on cleveland time." "Oh, God, I got the lag." "Bad." "You have to say something." "I don't know." "Now, honey, on your crossword, you missed an easy one." ""Sesame Street character 'blank' Monster."" "That's "cookie."" "Okay, we have to talk." "You know what?" "I'm gonna give you two some privacy." "Honey, you know that I love you..." "... but I'm not used to having you around..." "... andtherearesomethings that have been bothering me." "I'm so sorry." "I know I haven't been myself, but I'm just so tired with the" "Jet lag." "Yes." "Funny you should mention that..." "... becauseoneof theproblemsisthat you've been talking a lot about that." "Well, I didn't realize." "I'm sorry." "And, please, just let me do the crossword puzzles myself." "Okay." "If you're gonna use the exercise bike, maybe just throw some shorts on." "Are those two squirrels doing it again?" "Alex is getting everything off her chest with Eric." "I really don't appreciate you critiquing me when I sing in the shower." "As a musician, it bothers me when you sing off-key." "As a musician, it also bothers me that you never shave your legs." "Well, as a lawyer, it bothers me that your family sucks." "Well, you know, when you" " Will you please tell them to get out of there?" "Hey, Michael, look at Sara out there reading." "Oh, well." "Every diamond has its flaws." "Check out that stripper-looking girl wandering around." "Stripper-looking?" "She is a stripper." "I met her at the-- Oh, God, she's here for me!" "Remember how I'm not dating anyone because of Sara?" "I canceled my lunch, my dinner, but not my backup." "I forgot about the backup!" "Damn, I can't even remember her name." "Tammy, Terri... ?" "Wait a second." "Why is she over there?" "She's clearly lost." "She's gonna ask Sara where I live." ""Something-With-A-T," what are you doing out there?" "Okay, I need your help." "What can I do?" "I need Sara to think Something-With-A-T is here for you." "So go out there, get her and walk her back here." "This doesn't really play to my strengths, Joey." "I don't lie well, I don't deal with women well  I don't walk particularly well." "It's from the hot tub to the apartment." "Fifteen feet." "Come on, Michael." "You can do this." "I believe in you." "There's no other option?" "lf there was, would I be asking you?" "Hi." "You remember me, right?" "I'm Michael, Joey's nephew." "Yeah, hi." "Hi." "So that's my date." "I'm here for her and she's here for me." "There's a connection there." "It's exciting, but I'm really not sure where it's going." "Excuse me, I'm looking for an apartment." "Do you know where" "I live?" "Yes." "Right there." "It's me." "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "I'm Michael, your lover." "My what?" "What's going on?" "Nothing's going on." "It's just... ." "Man down!" "Man down!" "Go to your room and think about what you did." "Ladies, before I commit to a path here..." "... whatisthesituation as everyone understands it?" "Well, if I were to guess, I would say that this nice woman... ." "Charlene." "Wow, was I off." "Charlene, was here for a date with you, and you had Michael come out..." "... topretendthatshe was here for him." "That's not what this is." "Then what is it?" "You're in trouble." "See you later, Joey." "Sara, wait" "Charlene, look, I'm gonna have to cancel, okay?" "I really need to go deal with her." "Okay." "Call me, Joey." "You're game." "Hey, listen, Sara, I am really sorry about that..." "... butyoushouldknowImadethatdate before I even met you." "I'm not upset you had a date." "I don't care that you see other women." "But you lied to me and put on that stupid show." "Just be honest, Joey." "It's the most important thing." "So to summarize, I can see other women?" "Yeah, I get that you're a type of guy who dates a lot." "I'm okay with that." "Are you serious?" "We went on one date." "How inappropriate would it be to be jealous?" "Very!" "You are so cool." "This is gonna work out great." "Hey, Sara." "Hey, Rick." "We better go if we're gonna make that movie." "I just need a minute, so just make yourself at home." "Sure." "So you date too?" "Is that okay?" "Yes, of course." "It's awesome." "I love it." "All right!" "Cheesesteak!" "See?" "Having a date with another dude?" "Cheesesteak." "How'd it go with Sara?" "Well, she's not mad at me." "In fact, she doesn't mind if I see other women." "Well, that's great." "Kind of." "Yeah." "She's actually with another guy right now." "Are you okay with that?" "Not really." "Feeling a little jealous." "Not something I've experienced much." "Don't care for it." "Well, we did it." "Eric and I talked, we screamed a bit, we got everything out in the open." "It was pretty intense." "Alex, I'm sorry." "Can we talk about this another time?" "I'm going through some stuff right now." "There's a guy over there with his hands all over my cheesesteak." "Eric and I are getting separated." "That's bigger." "Excuse me." "Yeah?" "I saw a flower this morning..." "... andI thoughtit was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen  untilI gazeduponyou ." "Thank you." "Would you like to go and get some coffee?" "Okay." "Oh, God." "Your legs." "I gotta go." "Damn you, chicken legs!" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"