"JINGLE SINGERS:" "Call Robo-Rooter if you flush a towel" "We also help with an impacted bowel" "JINGLE SINGERS:" "Robo-Rooter" "Now, this is progress:" "A self-microwaving Bavarian Cream Dog." "Let's pray I have the energy to get myself another beer." "What is this, the Middle Ages?" "LEELA:" "Look at you guys." " You've become a fat sack of crap." " Sack?" "Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't close." "AMY:" "And that doesn't make sense." "LEELA:" "You're coming to the gym." "The gymnasium?" "Excellent!" "For some reason, I'm frisky as a squid on Tuesday." "[GRUNTS]" "Who's up for a steam?" "That phrase has unpleasant associations for me." "I'll work out with the Nautilus." " What up, Dr. Z?" " Yo, yo." "What's up?" "Give up the rock!" "Co-ed steam rooms." "I love the future." " You're in the women's steam room." " Whatever." "Look what life was like before genetic engineering." "Those poor 20th-century women." "Oh, yeah." "Invigorating." "Hey, handsome." "Have room for two?" "You wish." "Hey, Leela, look who's the super stud." "Somebody must have turned down the gravity." "[CHOKES]" "Give me that!" "More weight." "FRY:" "What's that jazz on your head?" "Enough questions." "More weight!" "More!" "More!" "Maybe you could do more reps with lower weight." "[SCREAMING]" "Looks like Zoidberg's finally coming out of his shell." "Get it?" "He's coming out..." "[ROARS]" "Nice and gentle." "We don't want any unnecessary stress." "[BABIES CRYING]" " Is there a doctor in the gym?" " I'm a doctor!" "[SCREAMING]" "[GROWLS]" "LEELA:" "Why's he acting this way?" " He seemed the most normal." " I am normal." "Amy, take off these rubber bands and I'll show you." "Fool me seven times, shame on you." "Fool me eight times, shame on me." "FRY:" "Maybe he has a parasite." "HERMES:" "Maybe he is one." "It's sad when a friend goes crazy and you have to have a clambake and cook him." "Yee-ha!" "This won't do." "Let met give old Zoidie a sedative." " Much better." "You can remove these." " I'll do it." "HERMES:" "Look out!" "BENDER:" "Moron!" "Hm." "Oh-ho." "A-ha!" "There's the problem." "Give it to me straight." "Is it fin rot?" "It's fin rot, isn't it?" "Relax, chum." "There's no problem." " You're just heavy with male jelly." " Ugh." "It's mating season for his people." "A time when his behavior is run by the brain in his rump." "Yuck." " There's one thing we can do." " I'll boil the water." "We, I mean you, have to rush him to his ancient home world which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex." " Oh, baby, I'm there!" " Do you understand "invertebrate"?" "It's not the word I care about." "No need to pack pants." "Let's roll!" "Dr. Zoidberg said I should hold these." "[ZOIDBERG ROARS]" "[SCREAMING]" "BENDER:" "Moron!" "Welcome home, old friend!" "Just 1 9 hours until the frenzy!" " Excellent!" "Excellent!" " See ya there, Doctor..." "[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]" "Is that how you say "Zoidberg"?" "You didn't have to point out his speech impediment." "BENDER:" "You're looking less nuts." " I'm feeling less nuts." "Tomorrow I will be depositing my jelly in the cloacal vents of a female." " Lf you catch my drift." " Who's the lobsterina?" "Not sure." "I shall attract one today with an erotic display." "You people fall in love so fast." ""Love"?" "That word's unknown here." "I want a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material." "You and me both, brother!" "Ah!" "My old scuttling grounds." "Let's pull over." "I used to hang out here as a larva." "It looked so much bigger back then." "Who's the tough guy now, Vinnie?" "[GRUNTING]" "Look!" "Outdoor theater!" "Let's get tickets!" "It's the Ceremony of Claw Plock." "Where my species fight to the death over honor." "Also sometimes money." "Usually money." "I didn't come to see two guys." "Where do you do your erotic display?" "Same place as your species." "The beach!" " How do I look?" " Like whale barf." "Then the illusion is complete." "I wonder if they're here to watch the erotic display too." "Perfect." "This ought to make me stand out." "[CROWS]" "[CROWING]" " Look how silly they look." " He's no different from you organisms shooting DNA at each other to make babies." "It's offensive!" "You're obsessed with porn." "Your mail goes to a strip club." "If robots can't reproduce, why are they so interested in sex?" "Entirely for the perversion." "Keep your jelly away from my eggs." "So not interested." "I've heard that line before." "[SIGHS]" "[PURRING]" "[CROWS]" "What's the point?" "Why's he still alone?" "He's a loser, that's why." "He's the lobster equivalent of Fry." "I can get any girl I want, any time I want." "I'm just too busy." "[PURRS]" "Edna, it's me, Zoidberg." "Remember?" "From high school?" "[PURRS]" "My face was covered with barnacles." "I didn't know you were back in town." "I heard you became a rich doctor." "I've performed a few mercy killings." "So as long as I'm in town, I was wondering if maybe, well... ." "Gee." "Yeah, I'm just going through a lot of things right now, and..." "Look, I carry more eggs than other females." "I owe it to our race to pick a mate stuffed with jelly." " Maybe a rock star." " Or a doctor?" "I'm sorry." "You're just an inferior male specimen." "Nice seeing you again." "No one will ever mate with me." "Not with a puny claw like this." "You see those guys?" "They were giant claws with bodies." " You didn't smell as bad." " You're right!" "My stink gland is weak!" "Smell!" "You gotta fake like you're in love." "Look her in the eyes, start crying and say, "I've never been so happy. "" "If a guy ever did that, I'd know it." "Wait a second." "They've all done that." "Even Sean!" "Hm." "This "love" intrigues me." "Teach me to fake it!" "You're on a date." "What do you do?" " Ask her to mate." " Say she's special." "She's not." "She just has the largest clutch of eggs." " Well, tell her that." "Then?" " Then mating?" "No." "Make up feelings and tell her you have them." "Yes?" " Is "desire to mate" a feeling?" " You're not even trying." "It's all so complicated." "The romance and the lies upon lies." "Don't worry." "The love meister will take you under his wing." "Now there's a bird involved?" "FRY:" "Okay, go ahead." "What the...?" "Dr. Zoidberg?" "Your display failed." "Why are you trying to talk to me?" "I don't know." "You just wanna talk." "I just wanna talk." "That doesn't make sense." "That doesn't make sense." "But okay." "Tell her she looks thin." "You seem malnourished." "Do you suffer from parasites?" "Yes." "Thanks for noticing." " Ask about her day." " Why would I care?" " You wouldn't." "Ask." " How was your day?" "Well, first I got up and had a piece of toast." "Then I went to the store." "And..." "Look, she won't shut up." "It's normal." "Just nod and say, "Uh-huh. "" " Uh-huh." "Uh-huh." "EDNA:" "Then you threw an octopus." "It's crazy, but when you talk this way your obvious deficiencies seem less obvious." "Your genes seem less detrimental." "You even stink more." " Ask her to mate?" " Third date." "BENDER:" "So I returned his artificial heart." "Since then, I've been called "Honest Bender. "" "[LAUGHING]" ""I'd like to propose a toast to..." "Edna"?" "Oh, Edna. "Truly the world's prettiest, most kick-ass crab monster. "" " That's the most beautiful thing." " Yes, well excuse me, I must powder my mouth flaps." "Me too." "I'm confused." "I'm feeling a strange new emotion." "Is it love when you care for a female for reasons beyond mating?" "No." "Must be some alien emotion." "He said some dumb stuff, but he's a nice guy." "Really." "Fry's been telling him what to say." "And Fry's a..." " Do you have idiots on your planet?" " Fry?" "Words of such beauty came from the blowhole of that hideous alien?" "Yeah." "What?" "Look, never mind the words." "Zoidberg's a doctor." "A doctor, honey." "EDNA:" "Come in." "[EDNA PURRS]" "Hello, Fry." "Interested in some surf and turf?" "I came to tell you that Zoidberg's great." "He's got jelly out the wazoo." "That is where it comes out." "It's not everything." "I know Zoidberg's words were yours." "Teach me to love, you squishy poet from beyond!" "I'm flattered." "If I did it with a mud-bug, you'd top the list." "Hush, you romantic fool." "Engage your mandibles and kiss me." "[EDNA SUCKS]" "[FRY SQUEALS]" "Edna?" "I couldn't stand it any longer." "L..." "[SCREAMS]" "[FRY COUGHS]" "Fry!" "[GLASS BREAKS]" "It's not how it looks!" " Her caviar is on your neck!" " But..." "EDNA:" "It's true, Zoidberg." "We can't hide it any longer." "We're in love, and we're mating tomorrow!" " What?" "!" " Fry!" "I challenge you to Claw Plock!" "[GONG SOUNDS]" " English, please?" " A fight to the death!" "[GONG SOUNDS]" "And if you survive, we'll make sweet love." "[GONG SOUNDS]" "The law is clear." "Fry and Zoidberg shall fight to the death for the beautiful and egg-stuffed Edna." " But I don't want her!" "Once invoked, the tradition of Claw Plock can't be taken back." "It's a recent tradition, only 1 8 years old, but it is a tradition." "CROWD:" "Hooray!" "I'm going to rip your swim bladder out and show it to you!" "This is madness!" "You're being irrational!" "Of course I'm being irrational!" "I'm in love!" "LEELA:" "Aw." " Leela!" " Right, right." "You have to stop this!" "Listen, lady." "As you can see I'm a highly desirable male groaning with jelly." "Yet I embrace celibacy to uphold our crazy traditions." " One of your friends must die!" " Fate is cruel and unyielding." "And what must be, must be." "Taking bets!" "9-to-2 on Zoidberg, the crab with the jab!" "The Great Red Hope!" "Come on, baby!" "It's been years since medical school." "Remind me:" " Disemboweling you, fatal or not?" " Fatal." "Large bet on me in round one!" "KING:" "Have you anything to say before begins the Claw Plock?" "I do." "Today I got up and had a piece of toast then I brushed my teeth..." " Shut up!" " I love you, Fry!" "[ROARS]" "KING:" "Fry, having guessed what animal I was thinking of you have first choice of weapon." "Uh-huh." "Eh... ." "Ah!" " And you, doctor?" " I choose my claws." "I want to chop him here, in the gonads." "Shh." "Nobody correct him." "Fry, I've never asked for anything before... ." "When it comes to the ninth round, let him win." " It's a fight to the death!" " Suddenly it's all about you!" "Thanks a lot, friend!" "Please rise for the national anthem." "[ORGAN PLAYS]" "Let Claw Plock begin!" "[LAUGHS]" "Ow." "[FRY LAUGHS]" "[CHEERING]" "Come on, Fry!" "At least die with dignity!" "FRY:" "A-ha!" "ZOIDBERG:" "Thank you." "FRY:" "Oops." "EDNA:" "No!" "I can't stand to look!" "[GASPING]" "SPECTATOR 1:" "Crack him open!" "SPECTATOR 2:" "Kill him!" "BENDER:" "Psst!" "Fry!" "Take a dive!" "CROWD:" "Claw Plock!" "Claw Plock!" "[GASPING]" "Fellow fish monsters, I don't want to question your stupid civilization but will killing someone with a nutcracker solve anything?" "He's my friend." "Though a woman has come between us we'll remain friends." "And you know why?" "One reason." "You bastard!" "I'll kill you!" "You bastard!" "[GROANING]" "LEELA:" "Wait!" "Stop!" "Everyone is gone!" "Edna?" "Honey?" "[CROWING]" "[GASPING]" "Edna!" "[WATER SPLASHING]" "LEELA:" "Ew." "BENDER:" "My god!" "The frenzy!" "Oh, the greatest experience in life and I missed it." "I'm sorry, Doc." "The frenzy is over." "How will I get rid of my jelly now?" " Well, first you..." " Fry!" " Hey!" " Shoo!" "Get away, hey!" "What's with the flying jerks?" "They feast after the frenzy." "Once my species passes its genes, it dies." "You have to choose between life without sex and death?" " Yes." " Tough call." "It was nice of you to let me fix your arm." "Especially after I made an eel out of myself." "It was that or bleed to death." "So no biggie." "Yes, biggie." "I felt things I never felt before." "Love, jealousy, passion for disemboweling." "I owe it all to you." "Under your hard shell you're really soft and tender." "That's true." "What's your point?" "I pronounce the operation a success." " Hooray!" " Yeah!" "I don't know emotions." "But medicine, forget about it." "Not to nitpick, doc, but could you take one more whack at this?" "All right." "All right." "Always with the arms." "Tell you what." "I'll move your head between them." "Never mind."