"Good morning." "I was just making sure you were still breathing." "You are..." "In case you were wondering." "I'm sorry your first couple days... here have been a little rough." "Not only do I have no idea what I'm doing, but my parents had me... when they were 15, so they're pretty much clueless as well." "And that thing that happened yesterday... with your great-great maw maw..." "Mom!" "Ow!" "No biting!" "Let's just say, I promise it will never happen again." "Jimmy!" "Hey." "You want to go fake fight on the bridge?" "We're going to throw each other into the river... and watch people freak out as they drive by." "Oh, man, that sounds awesome." "Oh, I can't." "You remember that girl I got pregnant... that murdered those people?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "They executed her." "I got stuck with the baby." "Not stk... didn't mean stuck." "I'm cool with it." "I got to watch what I say." "I don't know if she understands words yet." "Anyway, I can't go jump off a bridge." "I got a baby now." "Oh, sweet, you made breakfast turtles." "That's a good batch, oo." "It's going to give her ham-and-egg tapases... a run for their money." "How'd the second night of sleeping go?" "She cried a few times, but she settled down... once I got in the crib with her." "You got in the crib with her?" "For a little bit, yeah." "Why, is that weird?" "It's a little weird." "It's a lot weird." "Well, I can't just let her cry." "I'm pretty sure she already hates me." "She never smiles." "Yeah, I notice that." "I was making funny faces at her last night for, like, an hour." "Nothing." "Ahh." "Ahh." "Maybe she's just a bitch." "She's not a bitch." "Ahh." "How do you know?" "She's the daughter of a serial killer." "Some of that evilness has to be hermeditary." "Hey, where's Mike's tent?" "Here." ""Guys, met a chick, joined a cult." "Later."" "Again?" "I think he's serious this time." "He shaved his head." "Ew." "Not just his head." "With your cousin Mike gone," "I'm going to need you to work twice as hard today." "You might want to eat an extra turtle." "Oh, crap, work." "I didn't even think about work." "What am I supposed to do with the baby?" "Well, you'll figure it out, man." "Your mother and I both worked when we had you." "See you tonight, Jimmy." "?" "?" "..." "I used to sit in front of this thing for hours." "I'd pretend the deer's parents left him in the woods... to stare at me while they went to work." "I'm sure that's what the deer's parents would have done if they'd had to." "Guess I'll just have... to take hope to work with me." "People do that, right?" "Bring their babies to work?" "Yeah." "I feel like I've seen that." "Morning, wilford." "Gonna see if the milkman has come yet." "I'm not your dead husband, maw maw." "Whoa, hey." "I thought I talked to you abo this." "You can't smoke around the baby." "Jimmy, smoke rises." "She's not going to be tall enough to breath it... for a long time." "Why don't you just quit?" "What?" "When we were young, I thought it made you look... like dirty Sandy at the end of grease, but the older I get, the less I'm enjoying the taste of your mouth." "Gross." "You going to get her to quit smoking, too?" "'Cause as long as she's exhaling, there's going to be smoke in this house anyway." "So if I get her to quit, you'll quit?" "Sure." "Maw maw, how would you feel... about quitting smoking?" "Good luck with that." "Grab your baby." "Let's get to work." "?" "?" "..." "No, I totally understand." "Now that you point it out, I do see how she could lose a limb or be killed." "I'll get day care for her, I promise." "You know, you could have just said something to us." "Tattletale!" "Hello." "Uh, Sabrina, right?" "Yeah." "Oh, hey." "Guy with the baby." "It's Jimmy." "My name is Jimmy." "Am I crazy, or did this place... get a little cowboy-ish since last we..." "New owner." "Apparently, he thinks the customers will buy more food... if the employees look like a bunch of jackasses." "Oh." "Hey, check it out." "That crazy lady comes in here... with a roll of "day-old" stickers... and she puts them on the new bread... so she doesn't have to pay full price." "Well, it was nice seeing you again." "Jimmy, hold up." "Hey, do you guys do discounts on day-old anything else... or is it just bread?" "Sorry, it's just bread." "So is this your wife?" "Mom." "Mom?" "I had him when I was young." "I don't recommend it." "Thanks." "Man:" "Sabrina, could yo giddyup over here... with that step stool?" "I can't reach the top shelf on mustard's last stand." "So is that her?" "She's cute." "Nice dumper." "You gonna ask her out?" "Not with you here." "You should ask her if she babysits." "Kill two birds with one stone." "Let's just go." "Did Jimmy tell you he's looking for a babysitter?" "You don't babysit, do you?" "No." "My cousin does, though." "She runs a day care center out of her parents' house." "It's othe same street... where the dancing homeless guy hangs out." "His name's Dan... dancing Dan." "And he's, he's not our cousin." "Not our cousin." "Jimmy, time to get up." "Get that baby to day care." "That's weird, man." "Weird." "Okay, daddy's gonna leave you at day care... so he can go to work." "But before I go, one little smile to get me through the day." "Come on." "Come on." "You're not going to smile, are you?" "I know in prison that was a sign of weakness, but you're out in the real world now." "It's okay to let your guard down." "?" "And that's why we-ee-ee don't eat glue. ?" "... oh, my God, Jimmy?" "Excuse me?" "It's me..." "Shelly." "I don't believe this." "I don't believe it either." "So you're going to call me tomorrow, right?" "Shh." "This is so weird." "I, like, lost your number, and I didn't know how to..." "Wow, that was, like, two years ago." "I don't even..." "You're probably married." "Nope." "Boyfriend?" "Nope." "Wow." "Wow, oh, this is crazy." "Well, I see you've been busy." "Baby, but no ring on our finger?" "Somebody's still a naughty boy." "Um, yes, still naughty." "Was naughty." "Trying to be less naughty now." "I'm a dad setting a good example." "Anyway, I was looking for day care, but I don't have a ton of cash, so maybe this wasn't even the best one..." "Oh, no, are you kidding?" "For you, I think we could work something out." "You still like this?" "No!" "Ow!" "I don't think that was me." "I hope she did okay on her first day." "As soon as I get up there, start honking the horn." "I don't want to get stuck talking to Shelly." "Hey, looking good, Dan." "Sorry you lost the election." "I bet you would have made a fine comptroller." "Oh, hey." "Come on in." "Oh, I can't." "My dad's really in a hurry." "Whoo!" "Oh, wow." "He is in a hurry." "Well, sit down." "I was just getting ready to sing a song to the troops." "Oh." "Great." "After our little incident today," "I think it's time we remind ourselves about boundaries." "So everybody pay attention." "Rusty." "?" "Sometimes things can make you sad ?" "... ?" "sometimes things can make you mad ?" "... ?" "you might be feeling mangy ?" "... ?" "or your diapers might need changing ?" "... or your diaper might need changing ?" "... ?" "I don't know ?" "... ?" "but whatever it is that's got you grumpy ?" "... ?" "a Thorn in your paw or a great big dumpy ?" "... ?" "you need to stay calm and follow my golden rule ?" "... ?" "don't bite ?" "... ?" "don't bite ?" "... ?" "I know it's your way of protection ?" "... ?" "but bites can lead to infection ?" "... ?" "in come cases, it's a form of affection... ?" "..." "?" "But don't bite. ?" "... what the hell is that?" "Can't get her to quit." "She burns me every time I bring it up, so I built her a bubble." "It's loosely based on the plans that cousin Mike had... when he was trying to invent the walk-in bong." "And technically, as long as she stays in here, there's no smoke in the house." "So you have to quit." "No, I don't." "She gets a bubble, I want a bubble." "Hello." "Look who was nice enough to give me a ride home." "Hi, I'm shelley." "Jimmy and I hooked up a while back." "Just some kissing and heavy petting." "Nice to meet you." "Well, thanks for the ride." "I should probably get hope to bed." "I'll do it." "I got her to take a nap today, no problem." "Then maybe then we can go rent a movie." "Who wants to go to sleepytown?" "You want to go to sleepytown, don't you?" "Okay, my fuzzy bunny, okay." "Did you see that?" "She smiled." "Hope smiled at her." "Maybe your baby's not a bitch." "Well, you're stuck... with your dead-tooth little girlfriend now." "Not only is it free day care, she's the only person your kid likes." "What's going on in there?" "That is a bit of a design flaw." "Hold your breath, maw maw." "Help's on the way." "Oh, uh, we can't go to this register." "It's 15 items or less." "We've got movie rental and a box of brownie mix." "I'm not done shopping." "Let's go." "Don't worry." "It's my cousin." "She won't care." "Hey." "What up there, Paul?" "Baby guy." "Jimmy." "Jimmy." "Look at you two hanging out." "Yeah, well, she's watching hope now, so..." "Two years ago at a party, we got about three-quarters of the way... between second and third base, and now we're practically raising a baby together." "Get a room, us!" "Not me." "So not me." "This is wild." "Yep, it's pretty wild, but we're probably gonna take it kind of slow." "Oh, condoms!" "I forgot condoms." "Sorry." "I had no idea that... you hooked up with my cousin." "Seems like I've put you in a bad situation." "No, it's fine." "Really?" "'Cause you kind of have this kidnapped-victim look... in your eyes, like maybe... you should be holding a copy of today's newspaper." "No, it's cool." "I mean, I don't know." "It's, um, not..." "It's okay." "She's cool." "She's not charging me for day care, so, so that's good." "12-pack!" "Purple, slim fit." "Oh, man, deuce bigelow:" "European gigolo." "I've been dying to see this movie." "You know, I'm off soon." "Would you guys care for some company?" "Yeah!" "Oh, that would be great!" "The more the merrier!" "I mean, if that's okay with you." "That's all right." "She won't say anything." "We'll be under a blanket." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "dia de muerto." "Oh, you should have been here, Jimmy." "We almost made a trash truck swerve... into some white chick on a moped... oh, cool." "You guys want to come over?" "We're hanging out at my house." "Sure." "These are my best friends." "Is that a deal breaker with us?" "No way." "right now?" "She's coming over now?" "Soon." "I've got javier and Marcus coming over, too." "I figured you guys can all keep shelley busy... while I spend some time with Sabrina." "Oh, and I need you to hide all the blankets." "All right." "You need to put a nicer shirt on." "Go." "Oh, see if you have something with a v-neck." "I'm seeing a lot of v-necks lately." "So, what's the deal with the rotten chomper, sweetheart?" "Funny you should ask." "I keep it as a conversation starter." "What are you doing?" "Waiting for your mother." "Gross." "We're gonna have sex." "I realize that." "That's why I said "gross."" "Can you shut the door?" "No." "I shut the door, she forgets I'm back here..." "Waiting." "See you later." "Hey." "Hey." "Sorry about being late." "There was an accident out on the bridge." "Oh." "We brought beer." "Great." "Uh, you need me to..." "We?" "Oh." "What's up?" "What's up?" "Uh, Jimmy, this is my boyfriend Wyatt." "Wyatt, this is Jimmy." "Cool v-neck." "Where'd you get it?" "My room." "Hello." "Mom, uh, you met Sabrina." "This is her boyfriend, Wyatt." "Hey." "Hey." "Nice to meet you." "Boyfriend and girlfriend, huh?" "How long's that been going on, a couple weeks?" "No, a couple years now." "Wow, that's great!" "So, Wyatt, what do you do?" "You work at the grocery store, you're a bag boy?" "No, ma'am." "I go to college in new York." "I'm studying finance." "Come on in." "Hey, that dude cleans my parent's pool." "'Sup?" "?" "?" "..." "Couldn't find any blankets." "Best I could do was a beach towel." "I don't want to do this." "Is it the tooth?" "'Cause I've got wite-out in my purse." "No, it's not the tooth." "It's just, I like your cousin, which is stupid... because I know that she has a boyfriend, but I can't help it." "That's fine." "Well, are-are you mad?" "Jimmy, we hooked up at a party two years ago, you live with your parents, you have a baby and you clean pools for a living." "I think I'll get over it." "Does that mean you'll keep watching hope?" "'Cause she really likes you." "In fact, you're the only person she likes." "'Course, I will... for 60 bucks a week." "Excuse me." "Hey, what's going on out here?" "I've had to rewind our lovemaking cassette... six times already." "We gonna do this or what?" "Sorry." "They asked me to play, and my team keeps winning." "What are all you guys doing... in my backyard?" "And where is my buick skylark?" "Uh-oh, somebody found her marbles." "Good, I've been waiting for this." "Maw maw, I'm your grandson-in-law Burt." "You've lost your mind and you're never lucid... for very long, so listen up." "I understand." "Go." "Let's do this." "We'd like you quit smoking." "What are you talking about?" "You guys aren't letting me smoke, are you?" "I quit smoking in 1971." "You did?" "Yeah, I quit when Virginia was born." "You quit smoking for me?" "If you're Virginia, yeah." "I wanted to live long enough to see... what you'd grow up to be." "Doesn't look like it was worth the wait." "Thanks." "I guess you can die now." "You wish." "That's why... you're letting me smoke;" "You're trying to kill me." "No one is trying to kill you." "And we won't let you smoke anymore." "In fact, since you're quitting, no one in this house is gonna smoke anymore." "I..." "Good luck with that." "Go, go, go, go, go, go, Whoo!" "Hey." "Hey." "Brought you some brownies." "Her tooth may be dead, but her baking skills are alive and well." "Well, thanks." "Mmm." "You okay?" "Uh, yeah." "I mean," "I'm bummed Sabrina has a boyfriend, but I'm actually more worried shelley knows I'm not into her." "I got to figure out how to pay for day care again." "That's the funny thing about having kid." "They come with their own set of problems." "Make everything else... you were worried about seem kind of silly." "Shh..." "Here." "What's this?" "My cigarette money." "I want you to use it to pay for hope's daycare." "You're gonna quit smoking?" "Yep." "I want to stick around to see what you turn her into." "I've had five beers, and that girl with the crappy chiclet... is starting to look pretty good." "So, uh, you might want to make your way... into the bedroom pronto." "I got to go take care of this." "Oh, gross." "Somebody's got to go to sleep soon soon, don't they?" "Yes, you do!" "Mom, she did it!" "She smiled at me." "She likes me." "She finally likes me." "Well, at least you got one girl... to fall in love with your tonight." "Don't you like me?" "Don't you like me so much?"