"Dear Polidor Seeing as you are always so distracted, let me remind you that this afternoon at 4 you'll be meeting your future father-in-law." "Don't forget the gift for your fiancee." "Your friend, Spiridione Singhetti." "I'd like a really special necklace." "Look how it shines!" "30,000 lira!" "What's this?" "You're still in morning dress and it's already 15:30!" "In five minutes I'll be ready." "Meanwhile, announce my arrival." "A series of contretemps." "One pair of trousers over the other!" "..." "Gentlemen!" "..." "My humble gift will be the seal of our happiness!" "Goodness!" "I've left the necklace in the pocket of the white trousers I'm wearing underneath." "A rather difficult situation." "But what the hell are you doing?" "Relax, gentlemen, relax!" "I've left the gift in the trousers I'm wearing underneath!" "And here it is, the necklace which caused all the scandal!" "Subtitles: corvusalbus"