"Hi." "Welcome." "Hi." "Welcome." "Welcome to our program." "Excuse me, do you use novacaine when you're at the dentist?" " No." "Do you?" " Yes." "It's not a bad idea." " Lise." " Svein Olav Hansen." "Have a seat, make yourself comfortable." "I'm just going to take a look here." "Are you just going to look?" "To start out with." "It might hurt a little." "Is that okay?" "But I won't give you any novacaine." "I probably have a lot of cavitives." "I'll just cool off your skin, with foam." "Just look straight ahead." "A little bit here." "Like that." "How do you feel about novacaine?" "Not so important?" " Well..." " And a little here, too." "I'll put on a nose clip to be on the safe side." "Does that hurt?" " It's fine?" "Great." " I'm no good at breathing." "A little adjustment here..." "I'll put these on you to equalize the pressure." "Okay?" "Fine." "I haven't had all this before at the dentist's." "If you do it just right, you can avoid giving a shot." "Fine, I'll put this here in case of a spill." "Now we need an x-ray." "You've had that done before?" "Just hold this." "Can you manage with one hand?" "I'll just have a cookie." "Do you mind if I have a cookie?" "I'll put one here for you." "Now I'll take a photo." "Show me your teeth, big smile." "Ok, now I'll take a picture." "Just wave this back and forth so it dries, I'll be right back." "Great picture." "Wanna get lucky?" " Are you all right?" " I don't think so." "What about getting some lunch?" "Dinner, maybe?" "A tortilla or something." "No, I don't think so." "Can I help you up?" "Like to get some dinner?" "Lunch?" "I can help you up if you like." "Like to get some "dinner"?" "No?" "Have you ever had an idea so good that it was historic?" "Let me see...?" "I'm so old, I'm historic myself." "Take a look." "Those of you who are my wives, know that I'm suffering." "I have the ugliest woman in the village." "I don't mean you three beautiful wives, but my fourth wife." "People stare at her and whisper, "Ahmed has bad taste."" "What can I do?" "Yes, Britt?" "A suggestion:" "Can't you just cover me up?" "Good, Britt!" "We can just cover her up!" "This is gonna start a trend!" "It's a little dark in here." "Have you ever had to write a letter for someone?" "For a high-ranking officer, for example?" "Probably, when I was in the military." "Then you'll recognize this situation." "Come in!" "Major!" "Private Simensen." "Have a seat." "I've summoned you to dictate an important message." "It's urgent." "But first, I need to dictate a personal note." "My dear Secretary of Defense!" "Thank you for your letter." "You ask me:" "Do you still love me?" "My answer is:" "No, I love another man - a private." "He is near me now, even as I write this!" "Simensen, do you know to whom I'm referring?" "No." "You are the man I love, Simensen." "I've seen you around, and summoned you here." "I've noticed you, Simensen." "You and I..." "I have a cabin in the mountains." "What do you think, if you and I..." "I have a fireplace, a sauna." "We could discuss our feelings and our future together." "No, I can't do that." "Wouldn't you like a little leave?" "Getting time off is fine, but not on those terms." "I shouldn't have to do anything  other than my job here to get some leave." "I'm not talking about your job, Simensen, but about feelings  the feelings I've had for you for a long time now." "I need a little coffee, I think." "Yes, Britt?" "I have a suggestion." "Can't you just be married in secret?" "Good, Britt!" "We can get married in secret!" "What do you say?" "No, I don't think so." "It was just a suggestion." "Excuse me, why would you give someone flowers?" " True love, Maybe." "That's one reason." "Take a look at this." "Hi." "My sister is 70 today." "It's his aunt, naturally." "We have mixed feelings about her." "A love/hate relationship." "Sometimes there's an intense hate." "She's so "bitchy" to him." "So we'd like a bouquet that shows..." "Both aspects?" "But hate should be predominant." "He's written a poem to her, a sort of speech." "Why don't you...?" "I can't read it here." "Sure you can." "It'll be good practice." "Dear Aunt." "Most of us know when we're beaten, why didn't you give in?" "Put more emotion into it!" " You can't just stand there and..." "It doesn't work that way." "Dear Aunt." "Most of us know when we're beaten  why didn't you give in?" "Why didn't you give in?" "All right, but only this evening." "You set traps for me, and found yourself trapped." "Oh woe is me." "Life goes on." "Are we thinking more yellow or green?" "I can try to make it a little..." "You can hear more about her." "You are greedy, but not greedy enough, Aunt." "No crumbs remain  where you have passed." "None for me." "I become enraged." "Thank you for the lovely meal." "Bad ending." "Mama, it's just right for Aunty." "A rose?" "Just one rose?" "You were greedy, but not greedy enough." "Listen to this." "Greedy, but yes, not greedy enough." "Now it is finished." "Good-bye." " That was a success." " It's going to be a nice party, Mama." "Hi." "My name is Anne Marte and I'm an alcoholic." "Hi. my name is Kjartan and I'm an alcoholic." "Kathrine, and I'm an alcoholic too." "We're all alcoholics." "And we meet every day at Kalle's Pub." "Join us!" "Wanna get lucky?" "Trying to get sympathy for it." "Sympathy with the ladies." "Just put it here." "This one too." "It's hard to be responsible for the baby alone." "I need a lady for that kind of work." "There." "Wanna get some lunch?" "You could teach me a little about babies." "What?" "Maybe a lunch so you can teach me how to raise children." "You don't know?" " We could raise the child together." " No thanks." "Are you good with children?" "Not really, no." " I'm alone with him, you see." " Oh, really?" "Single father..." "There seems to be something wrong with..." "There." " What?" " No, nothing." "I'll be moving along now." "Excuse me?" "Could I have a little kiss?" "Who are you?" "Could I just have a little kiss?" "Just a small one." "Isn't is a little unusual to stop people on the street and ask for a kiss?" "Not at all, just take a look here." "Have you ever felt that you don't measure up in a job interview?" " No." " Well this guy has." "Hi." "Erling will be here in a moment to see you." "Great." "Hi." "I haven't gotten your CV." "So I'll probably be asking questions  about things that are in your CV." "Just bear with me." "I can start." "I've worked as the head of a computer company with 30 employees." " Which company?" " It was a Danish company called" " Emas Consulting and Internal Solutions." "We focussed on developing MODERN net-solutions." "But after a while, the company went TO HELL!" "That was too bad." "But I won't hide the fact that" " I can PICK and choose among jobs right now." "So I wonder if you can tell me how it is to work in your department." "You work as a computer consultant, don't you?" "No, I..." "We work closely with computer consulting." "Our two main focus areas are:" "E-business and something called E-systems." "Most of our consulting is in those areas." "Could I take a little break, I'll be right back." " A little break?" " Yes." "I'll just leave this here." "(He never returned)" "My wife Marte is very interested in, uhh... orgasms." "She says it's not so important for us men." "We've been having them for hundreds of years, while women have been oppressed." "So now it's the their turn." "That's why I've said it's okay if she has some couples come over  to help her catch up on what she's missed out on... for several generations." "I've offered to help." "But she says that too many chiefs and not enough indians..." "But I feel I do have a role." "After all, I greet these couples  and serve them drinks." "When they go, they tell me how it was." "Everyone needs someone to talk to." "How do you know if you've been the victim of a crime?" "It's hard to say." "It's just something you can feel." "Have you ever been the victim of a crime?" " This is Sondre Seim calling." " Who?" " Sondre Seim." "With whom am I speaking?" " Båtsfjord Police Station." "I have an unusual question." "I wonder if I've been the victim of a crime." "Last week I had a woman visitor." "She weighed 130 kilos." "She was nice enough, but she did something that  fractured one of my vertebrae." "We were in bed." "She practically crushed me." "I didn't realize she was so big." "She was wearing a robe." "I thought she was normal... but in bed it turned out she was huge." "Is that a crime?" "No." "You knew what you were getting into." "You have to use your own judgement." "Your own judgement..." "So it's a case of "what you see is what you get",   but she was hiding in a robe." "Trying to fool a man from Oslo in Båtsfjord..." " What were you doing here in Båtsfjord?" " I was just on vacation." "I'm having two girlfriends visit this weekend..." "Together they weigh 300 kilos." "Should I maybe not get involved with them?" "(laughter)" "Maybe I shouldn't invite them out?" "(laughter)" "I can't believe you're calling the police to ask about this!" "But if you feel you've been the victim of a crime, " " I think you should contact the Oslo Police Department." "So you think this is a case for the Oslo Police Department?" "Yes, if you insist on making a report." "Maybe I'll call the Oslo Police Department." "Thank you very much." "Have a nice day." "Wanna get lucky?" "Ladies!" "Could you help me out of here?" " Could you help me up?" " Oh, poor thing!" "Wanna do a little "after-skiing"?" "A drink in the bar?" " Are you single?" " Sorry, you don't have too much going for you." "Doesn't look like a good way to meet women." "We want someone young and in good shape." "Good luck." "You can try me." "I'm good." "Come back for it." "I'm all yours." "Excuse me, could you just read what's on this note for me?" "Can't you read it yourself?" "What does it say?" ""Welcome to the Kjetil and Kjartan show"." "Is that supposed to be you two?" "Wanna get lucky?" "Been here often?" "This is my second time." " You've only been here once before?" " Yes." "Only once." " I've done 90 different slopes." " Yes." "Ok." "Been in Montreal, Val d'lsére, Kirkerudbakken." "I've been to Chamonix, too." "I'm talking all over the world." "Have you heard of Tomba, the Italian skier?" "I'm a personal friend of his." "I competed against him in the old days." "Now we drink champagne together." "Would you like to join me to Italy?" "We can go together to visit Tomba." "I work as a ski instructor, too." "At the ski resorts I own." "Just for the fun of it." "This weather reminds me of a story." "From Iceland." "I crossed Iceland on skis last year." "I'm from Iceland" "I crossed Iceland on skis last year." "You can't go skiing on Iceland" "It was a blast." "I ran into a polar bear." "A man and an ice bear." "The ice bear was very dangerous." "I came between the man and the ice bear and stuck my fingers  in the nose holes of the ice bear." "It just fainted." "I was saving the man, I was a hero..." "Back in Iceland." "There are no icebears in Iceland?" "Isn't it?" "Are there any icebears in Iceland?" " They may come over from Greenland..." " Yes, it came from Greenland" "Would you like to go with me to Iceland sometime?" " You don't want to join me?" " No." "Come on!" "Enjoy what life has to offer." " Is that your boyfriend?" " Yes." "You can get rid of the guy and come along with me." "You don't want to come along?" "The two of us could go together." "Don't say I didn't try." "Life's too short." "You know what?" "Whenever I see my dog, I think:" "I'd love to have a collar like that around my husband's neck." "I made this one, I thought I'd try to get him to put it on." "There are two leashes, for a double grip." "You'll never get a man to wear something that sick." " Yes, Britt?" " A small suggestion..." "Can't we just say it's for formal occasions?" "Good, Britt!" "We'll say it's for formal occasions." "Isn't it nice?" "Excuse me, if I were to beg for money, should I sing?" " No." " You're right." "Take a look." "Sunday!" "Sunday People..." "I was young and foolish," "Did what I was told." "I was young and foolish," "I was young and foolish..." "Oh, shit!" "Sala, Sala Palmer, Sala Palmer is pretty" "I was young and foolish" "Love, the most beautiful word on earth" "Thank you." "10.50." "Excuse me, would you take your mother on a job interview?" "No, I don't think so." "Well, some people do." "Take a look." "Hello." " Even Larsen." " Gunni Tveit." "Are you the ones who know Nordbrekken?" "He's got his CV anyway, and he's spoken with Nordbrekken." " So he knows all the professional details." " I don't know anything about that." "I'm interested in anything you can tell me." "The problem now is that he doesn't have a job." "He's very interested in getting a job." "What sort of experience do you have?" "That's one aspect." "But to be in an atmosphere with other people..." "I'm thinking that I'll go with him for a while to begin with... to make sure he makes friends." "But he's the one we're interested in." "It's Peder we're considering for the job." "I think you ought to give him a try." "Do you have something to say, Peder?" "I think we should take the job." "Yes, I want the job." " What job exactly are we talking about?" " The job here, in your firm." "We don't hire just like that." " Is there a room here for taking breaks?" " No." "He needs to rest a bit in the middle of the day." "Why?" "I get a little tired between 11:00 and 2:00." " Is there a union here?" " No." "There's never been a need for one." "That sort of thing is important to us." "I've written a poem about it..." " The miserable worker, choked in his employer's vomit;" "He can't support himself, while his boss lives in luxury," "Nonsense from the capitalist..." "Oh ho, he's so cocky." "I turn away, for now also I must vomit." "Get it?" "The theme is equality and the worker being as important as the boss..." "I've asked him if he wants a position with responsibility  but that doesn't really concern him." " But is there a room here for breaks?" " No." "On the other hand, it's close to home." "I think I'll take this job." "We'll take the job, Mama." " No one has offered you a job yet." " But you're interested?" "Thank you again for your offer." "Stop thanking me, I haven't given you any job yet." "But I thought we had a deal." "Allow me to thank you for that then, if I may." "Excuse me, are you more interested in art or security?" "Art." "Some people are interested in the security side of things." "We can take a look." "Hello, National Gallery." "This is Sigurd Seim." "I would like to speak with the head of security." " And this concerns...?" " I'm a little interested in art and have a few general questions about security." " About what, did you say?" " About security." "I don't think we give that information out over the phone." "But I'm only interested in a general sense." "How you set it up at night, for example." "Are there guards there then?" "That's a very stupid question." "Are there sleeping guards on call, or guards who patrol all night?" " Why do you want to know this?" " I'm very interested in art..." "And you wonder what sort of security the National Gallery has?" " There are so many expensive pictures there." " We can't give out information over the phone." " lf we did, there would be no security left." " I'm interested in art in general." "I understand that, but you can't get that sort of information over the phone." "We don't give that information out to perfect strangers." " But I told you, my name is Sigurd Seim." " That doesn't mean anything." "They have to know you before they'll give you information about security, and whether we have guards on call or..." "We can't give out that information." " But I'm only asking a general question..." " Sorry." "If there's a robbery, how often is the case solved?" "We had one robbery in '94 - "The Scream" was stolen." "After that nothing's disappeared." " Are the pictures moved higher up on the walls?" " No, they hang in the same places." " Are they within reach with a ladder?" " These questions are idiotic." "If you want information, write to us and try to make an appointment." " You can't get information over the phone." " They're not usually there at night." "I can't help you." "Then I'll come by some night and talk to the people who are there." "You can't get in during the evening or night, it's closed." " But there must be a back door." " You can't get in at night." "Well, have an nice day." "Is it easier to pick up chicks if you have a friend prompting you through an earpiece?" " Yes, I think it's an advantage." "We'll take a look here." "I'm from Norway" "You're Swedish, aren't you?" " Which film are you going to see?" " Moulin Rouge" " Maybe I'll come with you." " Do you have a ticket?" "You remind me of my mother" "Oh?" "My huge overcoat can't hide my feelings for you." "Could I have a kiss as a souvenir of Stockholm?" "No, you can't" "Maybe a little kiss on the cheek" "My huge bed can not hide my loneliness" "Will you take my hand, or do I have to go by myself?" "You have to go by yourself" "Okay, then I'll be crying with pain" "Hi." "You remind me of my mother" "My huge overcoat can't hide my feelings for you." "Do you think it's possible to get a little 9-room apartment for 6-700,000 Kroner?" " Did you say nine rooms?" " Eight-nine rooms." "I'd have to be an idiot to believe that." "But Leif believes it." "I'm Leif." "Are you making the rounds, selling?" "Yes." "I'm the head of a computer firm with thirty employees." "We're often visited by OUR foreign collaborators." "I'm looking for an apartment appropriate for entertaining." "Can you RECOMMEND something here in the neighborhood?" "We can do a search for you if you like." "What's your price limit?" "Most importantly, it has to have a VERY high standard." "And it's important that those we work with..." "BRING THEIR WIVES ALONG!" "And they have very high standards." "A BIG KITCHEN is important." "That would be great." "A BEAUTIFUL GARDEN would also be an ADVANTAGE." "I picture it like this..." "It has to be pretty big, huh?" "For that sort of house you have to pay 6 or 7 million." "That's too expensive." "Then I guess I'll put the project on ice." "I'll take a look around." " Great." " But thanks for you trouble." "Then I'll get back in touch for further discussion." "YES!" "Have you ever pretended to have a boyfriend?" "No." " Not even to your mother or sister?" " No." "But some people have." "Hi." "You look like someone who might be able to help me." "I have a problem." "My mother is coming from Lillehammer to meet you." "I told her I have a boyfriend and that we're getting engaged." "But I haven't arranged the practical side of things yet." "Could you help me for just two minutes?" "Am I supposed to be your boyfriend?" "You don't have to say anything." "They'll say hi to me..." "Your name is Per." "There they are." " Hi." " Hi, Lena." "Long time no see." "It's so good to see you." "I'm so pleased to meet you." "My name's Tor." "You must be Per?" " How are your studies going?" " Oh, they're going fine." "And with your car in the shop and all." "I hear it'll be expensive." "Yeah, it costs to keep a car running." "How nice now that there'll be three of you." "Didn't I tell you?" "We're going to have a baby in the spring." "Can you sit in front on your knees?" "Great." " You don't play the horses much any more?" " No, I'm through with that." "I've bet on another "horse"." "We have a little surprise." "Mom can tell you." "I don't know if you'll like this, but we've ordered a limo." "You're getting married." "At City Hall, at..." "It's 12:15 now." "3:00 at City Hall." "The ceremony's at 3:00." "And the honeymoon is a trip to Thailand." "The plane leaves tonight." "14 days" " Phuket, you've always dreamed of going there." "Eating Thai-food with Per..." "it'll be wonderful." "My jacket's so heavy, I'm little hot." "Good, good, Per and Lena..." "Thank you for coming." "It was nice to meet you, Per." "Be careful." "Have a good time." "Thank you so much." "You're sweating like a pig." "That wasn't as easy as I thought it would be!" "I don't think it's unusual for a fireman to be the first one to run into a building to see if it's safe." "Since it's normally my job, the situation was run-of-the-mill  the day my wife called the fire station and said our house was on fire." "But when we got there, my wife was on the balconly, naked, and wanted to jump." "Since the net wasn't in place, she yelled that we had to catch her." "The last thing I remember was my wife floating toward me like an angel..." "With Kjartan piggyback." "Wanna get lucky?" "Excuse me, do you know if there's a jewelry store in the area?" "And do they sell exclusive jewelry?" " I don't know, but I'm sure they do." "I'll get all dressed up with gold chains, watches, etc." "Is it exclusive?" "Expensive or cheap?" " Yes." " Expensive?" "I'm celebrating buying a new car." "I bought it today." " A V8." " That's wonderful." "A real beaut." "Great convertible" " One and a half mill." "A month's salary." " Wow, wow." " Do you want to come for a ride?" " No, I'm waiting for someone." " You can try me." " Oh, no." " Try the car!" " I'm waiting for my husband." "We could have a bubble bath..." "Kiss it now or loose it forever." "Ok." "That's a winner, isn't it?" " Would you like to see our program?" " Yes." "It starts there." "Wanna get lucky?" "Wanna get lucky?" "I like you!" " Have you read my little note?" " Yes..." " It's for you." " No, thank you." " Do you want to be my loverboy?" " No." " Are you sure?" " I'm positive." " Just looking for a loverboy." " I already have a girlfriend." "Maybe you can get rid of your girlfriend?" " I don't think so." " Are you sure?" "I'm positive." "We can share a bottle of champagne and discuss it." "No." "I have various qualities." "I'm a bright man." "I bet you are." "Hi." " What do you think about my note?" " Good." " Do you want to be my loverboy?" " What?" "No." " Why not?" " I don't know." " We can go out and have dinner." " Champagne, candles..." "A bottle of red wine." "Are you sure?" "Excuse me, can I ask you about something?" "Do you think dentists are more likely to be unfaithful than others?" " I don't have an opinion about that." " No..." "Have a seat, and we'll get started." "Let's see..." " Hi, my name is Klaus." "Let's see..." "Just do what you usually do." " It's in back..." "See it?" " No, I can't find it." "I want you so much!" "Watch out, there are moral customers here." " Remember, you're living with someone." " So are you." "Yes." "But... but..." " We can meet a little later." " What about your fiancée?" " Get that one back there." " Yes, it's almost finished." "You've got some strange marks on your cheek." "There are some more." "Under there." "I have to talk to you." "I love you." " I want to marry you after all." " I love you too." "Sit down." "I'm just going to get some papers." "Shall I wait for you?" "I'll only be a moment." "There." "Now, let's see..." " Did you find it?" " No." "Is that it?" " Now she wants to marry me." " What?" "I forgot something." " What's going on?" " Nothing." " You were standing back there." " Shh, I have a patient." " Just forget the whole thing." "I give up!" "Shit happens." " That's the way it goes." " She'll get over it." "Sit here, we'll go through the file together." "That's the last of them, yes..." "There's nothing there?" "They looked all right, didn't they?" "Hi." "Can we meet at 3:00?" "I think you should go now." "Really." "I'll continue with you." "They have to figure it out between the two of them." "This can get out of hand." "Women are strange, if you ask me." "They want it all." "Can I ask you a question?" "How can you stay popular year after year?" "Good question." "Do you know?" " No, I'm asking you." " I don't have the faintest idea." "There are ways." "But..." "Can't we try to be a little innovative?" "From a mangement's point of view, we see that our artist's popularity has been falling." "What can he do to regain the media's attention?" " What is it, Britt?" " I have a suggestion." "Can't he just say that he's slept with 1000 women?" "Wonderful, Britt!" "That's it!" " He's slept with 1000 women." " Yes, so have I." "What did you say?" "Is this People magazine?" "We have a scoop for you." "He's slept with 1090 women." "Hi." " My name is Leif." " Erik." "About the cleaning service?" "We're a little dissatisfied with those who were here today." "We've still got a little more time, but we're on the lookout." "I own Leif's Cleaning Service." "That's the name of my business." "I'm the boss, so I don't wash so much personally." "But I try to land lots of jobs." "We're very interested in having you as a client." "You're perhaps interested in our techniques." "I can demonstrate." "It's important to mix correctly." "So we don't use too much water in proportion to detergent." "We're very environmentally conscious in our firm." "About the proportions..." "It's very important." "This is one type of detergent we use, especially on floors." "But we mix it with a touch of..." "We don't waste water, we think about the environment." "It's important." "Many people use much too much water." "It leaves spots." "If you choose us for you janitorial needs, you'll be our 35th client in Oslo." "This comes a little suddenly." "I don't understand why you bother to show me the mixture." "It's not relevant." "If I write "washing ok" here and you sign, we've got a deal." "I need to see papers that show your firm's background." "I can't just sign a yellow slip of paper." "You must understand that." "Is it possible to pick up a tax table at the IRS?" "I don't speak too much Norwegian." "Do you think it's easy to pick up skattekortet [tax table] on the ligningskontor [IRS]?" "Ligningskontor?" "Explain ligningskontor." "You can have a look." "Good morning." "I've been self-employed for many years." "From the 1st of October I'll be a regular employee." "I assume you pay tax in either case." "Yes, naturally, it's deducted from my paycheck." "About paying taxes... we rely on the honor system." "I've written a poem about paying tax." "Would you like to hear it?" "Developing nations, I feel your pain," "But greed is winning the fight for your soul," "You see the world through egotistical glasses, with greed's grudge in your heart, cheating on your taxes." "That one was pretty general." "When your taxes are paid, there's another poem." "My taxes are paid, No one can get me now," "My conscience is clear." "It's you I want to feel up," "My dear, you are so beautiful." "Can I just take a look, Mama..." "Prepaid tax..." "How does that work?" "Prepaid tax is a simple matter, as long as you pay it afterwards." "Then it's no problem." "Isn't that something the Republicans started?" " Yes, it started after the Secretary or the Treasury embarked on a homosexual relationship." "Isn't that strange?" "A homosexual relationship... with a Democrat!" " Is that in the rules?" " Apparently." "Fine, all right, I'll send your application on to one of my colleagues who'll take care of it." "Now here we have..." "You'll be assigned variable tax, you know..." "This is the other poem." "My taxes are due;" "Oh, I clench, I squeeze" "Where man's perception becomes the evidence of truth, where all falls into place!" "He takes after me." "Let's finish up this paperwork." "I'll go to someone else." "I'll take you there." "This was a success." "Good-bye." "Good luck." " Merry Christmas." " The same to you." "Don't be afraid to let your girlfriend be naked in front of other men, as long as it occurs in an artistic setting." "When my wife was offered a role in a film, it was okay with me." "Even though she was the only woman playing opposite eight men." "In a bathtub." "I never saw the film." "It wasn't shown on TV or in the cinema." "But our neighbor saw it at a trade fair in Germany." "He told me that seven of the characters were dwarves." "The eighth, who was only wearing a little crown," "Looked a lot like Kjartan." "Wanna get lucky?" "Do you know which way this moulding is supposed to go?" "I don't work here." " But maybe you can help me anyway." " Okay." "Is it go like this, or like this?" " Do you want to come to my place and put it up?" " No." " You and I could take away." " No, I don't have time." " You and I could be partners." " No." " Do you need help?" " No." "I just wondered if it should be like this?" "I assume that's the top." "If you're going to frame something, it should go on top." "This part should be on the bottom, this one nearest the picture." " It sounds like you know what you're talking about." " Yes." "Will you come home with me and take care of it?" "You could try it at home for us." "Do you taste the food in the store before you buy it?" "No, I don't." " Do people normally do it?" " Sometimes, maybe." "What are you doing?" "He took a bite" " Who?" " The guy who was here." "He must've been hungry, the poor thing." "Just leave it there." "Excuse me, can I ask you about something?" "I want to get a nose job." "Can you recommend someone?" " I think it's fine." " Do you?" "I've talked to one doctor, but I don't know if he can be trusted." "We can check here." "Hello, this is Sondre Seim calling." "I'd prefer to remain anonymous." "I run a medical pratice out of a basement location." "A basement..." "I don't have any formal education." "I'm self-taught." "More or less a freelancer." "Mostly I do plastic surgery." "I've done a few simple nose jobs." "Now I've started to get a few complaints." " Didn't you go to med school?" " No, it's more of a hobby for me." "I've done simple nose jobs in my basement." "The question is:" "I've started getting complaints." "But I've always been fairly open about my lack of a formal education." "I'm really mostly a vet." "Not officially." "I've practiced mostly as a vet." "The question is: can they sue me as a doctor when I'm not a doctor?" "No, they can't." "They have to sue you for what you do." "With no formal qualifications." "If they pursue the case against me, my reputation can suffer." "So my business isn't doing so well now." "I believe it." "It sounds to me like you're not working within the law." "I can tell you about my prices." "I take 4000 kroner for a nose job." "Under normal circumstances you'd have to pay 40,000." "You can't expect to get the same nose for 4000 that you'd get for 40,000." "I just adjust them a bit." "You can't expect to look like Sandra Bullock." "Can you give me your full name and number?" "So you don't think they can sue me since I'm not a doctor?" "No, definitely not." "But the state medical inspector's department can initiate a full investigation." "I've got a liposuction this evening at 7:00." "It's for a lady who wants 5-10 kilos removed." "Should I postpone it until this case is cleared up?" " You should shut down your entire practice." " I'll think about it." "I'll see." "But I'll cancel the liposuction." "Okay?" "Good-bye." "Wanna get lucky?" "Do you think it suits me?" "It's maybe a little big." " Would you like to see me in something tighter?" " No, not me." "Not personally." "If you're looking for a partner, we could go camping." " I've got a girlfriend." " Looking for a partner?" " Maybe you and I fit each other." " I don't think so." "I'm trying to be positive." "Maybe you and I can take it away." " Sorry." " I'll support you when you're weak." "The two of us." " No, I don't think so." " Sure?" " Completely sure." " It's a great body." " No, sorry." " Beautiful, nice one." "All right!" "You can change your mind." "Come along with me." "You'll have a great time." "Looking good." "Looking very good." " Can you feel the chemistry?" " No, I can't." "I've been married for 40 years, so I don't think there's any chemistry here." "It's time for a change." "You can go with me." "We can dance together." "Can you just sit here, so I can see how it is?" "If you just sit back here." "So hard to go for the boys." "Maybe I should go back to the girls." "Hi." "Would you clip over this ribbon for us?" " Can you speak English?" " Can you clip the snor?" "Great." "Let's get started." "Wanna Get Lucky?" "Show them your body!" "Are you reading?" "I'm not interested in talking." "Are you going out later?" "With someone, maybe?" "Life's a party, isn't it?" "Aren't you a little overdressed for the weather?" "Have you ever attended a brainstorming session at TV2?" " I don't know what you're talking about." " Take a look." "As we see here... in regards to the weekend ratings and our viewers  compared to the National Broadcasting Corporation, one thing's clear." "We do lousy TV." "How can we advertise?" " Yes, Britt." " I have a little suggestion." "Can't we just say that we have a twinkle in our eye?" "Good, Britt!" "We have a twinkle in our eye!" "Yes!" "Twinkle in our eye!" " Do you see anything here?" " Yes." "We'll call it a twinkle in our eye..." "Excuse me." "Would you let just anyone give you a massage?" " No, I don't think so." " Take a look." "Excuse me." "I'm giving free student massages." "10-15 minutes." "Do you have time for one?" " Right this way." " Yes, of course." "If you just follow me..." "And lie here..." "This is Kjetil." "Hi." "Just lie down on your back." " With your head here." " On my back?" "Can you put this on, Kjetil?" "A little higher up." "Now we'll shut out the noise with some classical music." "Do you like classical?" "Would you be interested in a crash course in customer service?" "I'm a little interested in customer service." "I came by here a few days ago." "I noticed that you're a little stiff with the customers." "I can help you with that." "It won't cost you anything." "Mama's a customer service consultant." "I saw you were a little stiff." "It put the customer off, actually." "What you need to achieve is a softer approach." "It's so important to listen to..." " Just a minute..." " Here's a chance to try." "I can observe and comment, if you like." "Yes." "What can I help you with?" "Do you have this in a larger size?" " Now she's going with the flow." " Yes." "Much better." "Would you like that color?" "I can't concentrate with you looking over my shoulder, commenting." "We only want to help." "I think I can manage without your help." " You've written a poem about this." " Yes, that's right." "We both write poetry." "Excuse me." "This is very important." "A milkpail named desire, all right." "But over corpses, over corpses," "You can't read like that." "You have to really let it out!" "I work so hard with you on this!" "Listen." "A milkpail named desire!" "All right." "But over corpses, over corpses," "The Indian... was it the Indian who was running?" "Why is she leaving..." "Typical customer service." "You can't just leave the customer!" "Thank you." "Thank you for listening." "You don't have to pay." "No, certainly not, it's free." "That was crazy." "Excuse me." "Can I ask you something?" "When you were in the military..." "Were you ever assigned to help a computer consultant?" " No?" " Take a look." "Hi." " Leif." " Tran." "I'm the head of a company with 30 employees." "I'm here to UPGRADE!" "these systems." "But unofficially I'm also interested in seeing if the military has any SECRET!" "files I can take with me to my own business." "To earn a little more money." "Because the military doesn't PAY!" "well." "I need your ASSISTANCE!" "to do it." "Our point of departure is the standard operative system that's more..." "I don't know if you are acquainted with it..." "Where things..." "Go around?" "In both directions." "I found this one in a storage facility." "In a room that was LOCKED!" "In order for me to extract secret information it's important  that I have someone like you on the INSIDE!" "With your help, maybe we two can get rich." "Because it's sort of HUSH-HUSH!" "You see the connection  between the military's secret files and its computer system." "It's like..." "Over there and back." "That's the point of contact." "The transfer of files as such isn't illegal." "Back and forth." "That's not necessarily illegal." "On this, I think there's..." "Don't think you have any use for it ANYWAY!" "Do you think there's any information HERE!" "we can use?" "A cable." "I don't think there's any information in that." " Where is the information?" " On the harddisc." "We'll take out the harddisc  and send them in a sort of PACKAGE!" "to the Russian Embassy." "Then we'll collect the money from them." "The military won't notice a thing." " We can just GET STARTED!" " No." "How can we best help teachers?" " We can't." " Some do what they can." "Hello." "This is Arild Meum calling." "I'm part of a group that wants to start an alternative teachers' union." "We're going to concentrate on salary." "Our goal is to be a sort of service organisation for teachers  as an alternative to existing unions." "But we don't know much about getting started." "We need someone to advise us on how to build up an organisation." "We're not actually teachers ourselves, we're just the initiators." "You want to form an organization that competes with the Teachers' Union, and are asking us for advice?" "Just until we find our footing and carry some weight." " And recruit... recruit more members." " Don't expect much help from us." "But you're also interested in what's best for teachers, right?" "The members would pay us money." "Instead of to us?" "But we're not terribly interested in that." "I'm talking about the union we're going to establish." "We want to attract as many members as possible, naturally, and build up a powerful organization." "So we have to start a dialogue with those who know how to do it." "We think that's exactly what we already have." "But how can we establish cooperation to start out?" "Don't expect us to cooperate with you on establishing a competitor." "Okay." "I'll call back when I have more concrete questions." "How early in the day can you invite people home for a drink?" " From 10:00 a.m. on?" " We can take a look here." "Hi!" "Wanna party?" "Hi!" " Come home with me for a drink?" " Isn't it a little early?" "Wanna party?" "Interested in a drink?" "Hi!" "Wanna party?" "Hi!" "Wanna come home with me for a drink?" "Wanna party at Friday's?" "Hi!" "Wanna party?" "At my place?" "Hi!" "Come by my place for a drink!" "Do you think construction applications should be treated with full anonymity?" "Full anonymity?" "Yes." "For example with the functionary seated behind a screen." "Here's someone who needs some extra help." "Yes." "Come right in." "Sit right down." "Sit right here." "We have to treat all applications anonymously here." "Based on our previous experience." " Can you see what I have here?" " Yes, of course." " This is Eldar." "Nice to meet you." "Sverre." "We've bought an apartment in this area." "A great apartment with a roof-top terrace." "Elevator and garage." "It says in the papers here, "with an option to expand the attic"." " Have a cup of coffee." " How nice!" "If we look at a model of the house..." "It was an attic, wasn't it?" "We live on the top floor." "Let's see..." "Did you get it out, Sverre?" "Great." "The top floor." "Here, where the roof's partially slanted already." "Can you indicate on the model where you want to expand?" " Would you like a bananna?" " No thanks." " A staircase as an emergency exit?" " I want to build a staircase." "Is one staircase enough, or do we have to add another escape route?" "Some people choose to have a trampoline on the side." "That's an unusual solution." "What are you going to use the attic for?" "It looks like you've already got enough space." "We don't approve of additions for their own sakes, you know." "The reason for the expansion isn't clear." "Unfortunately we'll have to turn down you application at this time." "You're evaluation has been great" "I believe that as a bicyclist you can do great damage to a car  when you're hit by it." "You have to accept responsibility for your actions." "When my neighbor backed over me last year, we decided it was reasonable that I paid for  his new fenders." "And new seatcovers." "Leather." "Something similiar happened to my son when a guy down the street beat him up." "My son's glasses were so sharp  that the guy gashed the skin on his knuckles." "When we met with the boy's parents, they only asked that we pay the medical bills  for his damaged knuckles." "My son behaved very immaturely." "He tried to defend himself by saying  that he hadn't had time to take off the life-threatening glasses." "Salam." "Osama, while you were here in the cage I accidently fucked two of your nine wives" "How could you, Omar?" "You traitor!" "I'm sorry, but your wives are prettier than mine" "What I really hate is terrorists sitting around in their caves, showing off." "And they've all got to have the longest beard!" "Look at that beard." "And that hat." "Is it any wonder he's unpopular, and has to show off to attract women?" "Why do you terrorize others?" "Because you're unpopular  and were never invited to the prom." " I was, so there!" "Why do you hide behind your beard?" "Because there's only one of you  and out there there's a whole herd." "Why don't you come out of the closet and accept responsibility for terrorism?" "No?" "Then I'll do it." "If that's the way you want it." "I said there was a whole herd." "Wanna Get Lucky?" "Show them your body!" "Is this the right sort of store for a model like me?" "Yes..." "We have great clothes." "Blue trousers." "I want some blue pants." "Anders?" "Jeans." "Blue." " You can help me." " He's our jeans specialist." "And our best." "Here's another." "The same model I'm wearing." "The cuffs are a little wide." "Big back pockets." "Do you think there was any chemistry between me and that chick?" "There was a little eye contact." "Is she single?" "I don't know." "You never know when a woman wants you." " Do you think she likes my body?" " Don't know." "Ask her." "I feel like dancing tonight." "You and I have arrangements tonight?" "Some dancing?" "By the way, I'm a model." " A model." " I get it." "United States, everywhere..." " No shaking tonight?" " No." " Dancing?" "Life's too short." " Thanks anyway." "Glass of red wine?" "Poor Anders." "Poor..." "Yuck!" "Congratulations." " You're our first viewer today." " Am I?" "Let's get started." "Wanna Get Lucky?" "Do you work out a lot?" "Do you do aerobics, or jog?" "Salsa." "I'm just as good at salsa as I am at bodybuilding." "I work out all the time." "Too many calories." " Are you a psychology or sociology student?" " No." "Mostly, I work out." ""Life's too short to study."" "It's important to focus on your body." "Just take a look at this..." "I've been working on this for 7 months." "Only 7 months." "Triceps." "Feel here." "It's no coincidence." "Constant repetition, that's the only way." "You can work it in back, too." "Like this." "You can do knee-bends at the same time." "Arms and thighs parallel." "Would you like to start a club?" "Then you don't have to give a shit about non-members." "About anything?" "(mooing and bellowing)" "(mooing and bellowing)" "We've decided to start a new religion." "We agree that the last..." "of all those claiming to be the son of God..." "What was his name again?" " Jesus." " Yeah, that was it." "We've decided that he was the son of God." "But we've still got a problem." "How can we get people to believe it?" " Britt?" " I have a little suggestion." "Those who don't believe, can got to hell!" "Good, Britt!" "They can just go to hell!" "That'll give people something to think about." "Have you ever felt you haven't measured up in a job interview?" " No, I haven't." " Take a look at this." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "I'm a consultant to the board." " Do you have a card?" " Sorry, I forgot it." " What's your name?" " Leif." "Tell me something about yourself." "Previously, I worked as Head of Finance at Citibank, and now I run my own consulting COMPANY!" "I work in different branches of the business world." "My ambition in this firm is to be head of FINANCE!" "My long-term goal is to be CEO!" "Here." "In your company." "That's my ambition as of today." "To be our CEO?" "One AMBITION is to make the administration more efficient." "Why do you raise your voice like that?" " What?" " This sudden shouting..." "It's ok." "I run my own company, and I'll be CONTINUING with that!" "But I can start right away." "I've been looking at your offices, and I've PICKED out a good one!" "In addition, I have negotiating experience." "Negotiation is all about..." "Give and take." "I like to keep it on a simple LEVEL!" "On the side, I also teach a yoga class." "To deal with stress." "Do you know anything about yoga?" "No." "Your pulse slows down." "I can start tomorrow." "If that works for you." "I have to..." "We can discuss offices out there." "Which salmon is best?" "Danish, Swedish, or Norwegian?" "No peeking." "Just say which is best." "Can you cover your eyes?" "Good." "No cheating." "What do you think of this one?" "Was it stronger or milder?" "(Sneezes)" "You're sneezing on me." "Knock it off." "Try this." "Which is best?" "Sorry." "Do you want to taste the other?" "What are you doing?" "My face is soaked." "Sorry, was that one stronger...?" "You sneezed right in my face." "I didn't like that." "I'll take number 2." "Damn it!" "You can't blow your nose in my face." " Cover your mouth!" " Sorry." "Cover your mouth when you sneeze." "It's not unheard of for a woman to put a price on her husband's head if he's both moody and difficult." "The local hunting club has backed my wife up on this." "They have 30-40 members." "The reason Marte felt she had to offer a reward for killing me was that I'd sulked when two of her lovers were around." "For instance, I'd ignored Kjartan once when he came out of the bedroom and asked if I could please get him some paper towels." "I have a question." "Do you know the song "Looking Good in your Pyjamas" by heart?" "No, but he does." "I don't see so well." "Sometimes I'm so stupid, that when look in the mirror, I get irritated." "You know why?" "Because I look stupid in pyjamas." "I look stupid in an overcoat." "When I get on the bus, everyone says, "Here comes Mr. Stupid."" "I don't get it." "But now and then I'm so cool, that when I look in the mirror I'm impressed." "Are you going to buy something?" "I look great in pyjamas, I look great in an overcoat." "When I get on the bus, everyone says, "Here comes Mr. Handsome."" "I don't get it." "Here's the refrain." "What is it you want, a jacket or pants?" "Sometimes, when I look in the mirror, I see nothing." "I'm not wearing pyjamas, I'm not wearing an overcoat." " An outfit for everyday use?" " When I get on the bus..." " Something casual?" " Everyone says..." "If you were to buy a house, would the atmosphere in and around the house be an important factor?" " Yes." " Many would agree with you." "We're looking for a good, solid house." "It's really for my son here, but I'm of course interested." " He has no experience." " I've been living with Mama up to now." "We'd like a small house, near the woods." "We'd like to look out the window in the morning and see signs of wildlife." "We want to hear the wolf howl, see bear tracks." "Being in contact with nature is a real kick for us." "It's the atmosphere we're willing to pay for." "And we'd like a 24-hour food store nearby." "So we can get a hotdog or a snack when we feel like it." " A Seven-Eleven would be perfect." " Because they have two kinds of onion" " on their hotdogs." " That's not so important." "But you see..." "I'll be there quite a bit." " You're most interested in the west side, I see." " The atmosphere is the most important." "I wrote a little poem... that describes the house's atmosphere as we see it." "There the house stands in the wild, you see me approach..." "Blah, blah, blah..." "You can't read poetry like that!" "This is our dream house." "There the house stands in the wild..." " But..." " There's more." "You see me approach." "I don't want to hear poetry." "Let's concentrate  on finding the right house for you." " This is just to give you an idea." "I massage lotion into my chest, it is you I want to kiss." "I just have to see what we have available." "Read the other poem, Mama." "An all-night shop shines in the night, I creep forward," "My dress bathed in the moonlight..." "Mama, I've been bad." "Thank you." "That was a success!" " Do you like intimacy?" " Intimicy?" "It depends." "If someone has a background as a criminal, wouldn't that be an asset on the police force?" " I don't have any idea." " Some think it might be." " Hello, Police Academy." " This is Sondre Seim calling." "I have a few questions about studying at the Academy." "Is it allowed to use the uniform in civilian life while a student?" " Is it allowed?" " In civilian life?" " What exactly do you mean?" " I'm thinking mostly about parties." "Is it allowed to wear the uniform from the second week?" " You don't have a uniform at that point." " But we get uniforms, right?" "There must be a tradition for formal and informal use?" "Yes, there are rules for using the uniform." "It sounds like there's a loophole, then." "I wondered about something else, too." "I've done a little petty larceny." "I have a few things in my garage." "Stolen merchendise." "Can I continue with this while a student at the Academy?" "That sounds unlikely." "What exactly have you stolen?" "If I've "found" things," " I've taken them home." " That's illegal." "Can I sell them to pay my tuition?" "Are you saying I sell them before the semester starts?" "I don't know if you even have a chance of being accepted." "If you're trying to find loopholes in the law, and even breaking the law..." "I try to make the best of every situation and think optimistically." "I hardly have any priors." "There's almost nothing on my record." "What's there is unimportant, small stuff." " Is that okay?" " We have a good system for choosing our students." "You'll be accepted if you meet the requirements." "I have contacts on the force." "They can fix my record before the application deadline, no problem." "Well, we know what to look for if you apply." "I've made a note of your name." "Thanks so much." "Good-bye." "Wanna Get Lucky?" "Hi there!" "Out skiing?" " Are those regular downhill skis?" " Yes." "When you're going downhill, make sure to keep one foot ahead of the other." "Could you help me up?" "Want to get some lunch?" ""We can have fun together."" "Hey, girls." "Out skiing?" " Have any technique?" " Yes." "I can show you..." "I'll just take the slope once more, then it's back home to the west side." "Can you recommend a slope?" "Excuse me..." "How would you start off a TV program?" "We thought we'd do it like this." "Wanna Get Lucky?" "This is great." "Want to try?" "You have to aim." "You're playful." "You're not old." "I'm reading." "I heard the others telling you to knock it off." "They were just busy right then." "We can take a swim." "I don't know what people thing they're doing." "Be playful." "Just a little..." "Does it bother you when people help themselves from your shopping cart?" " That's never happened to me." " Take a look at this." " Where did you find that ground round?" " By the steaks." "Then you know where it is." "I'll take this one." "Oh no you won't." " Where did you find the butter?" " It's all the way over by the..." " On the right." " I'm in a hurry." "Excuse me..." " What's the sell-by date on this?" " The 10th." "See if you can find another, I'll take this one." "No way." "You can pick up another." "There are plenty over there." " I'm going to the check out line." " So am I." " Is that sausage?" " Maybe you want it." "Where'd you find that bread?" "What kind of bread is it?" " I'm in a bit of a hurry." " What the hell..." " You've got some nerve." " I'm sort of in a hurry." "Go find your own bread." "My name is Anne Marte, I can't get lucky." "My name is Trygve, I can't get lucky." "Hi, I'm Katrine, and I can't seem to get lucky either." "None of us can get lucky." "That's why we meet every night at Smuget [nightclub]." "Join us." "If you were the boss for 30 employees, could you be bothered to take on a part-time job waiting tables?" " Probably not." " Leif did." "Can I take your order?" "PERRIER!" "We have green and yellow..." "I recommend the regular TYPE!" "Blue Perrier." "We have a simple lunch menu." " Gingerbread cookies?" " We don't have that." " Would you like dessert?" " No thank you." "Today's special is blue iron pudding with cream." "Would you LIKE some?" "!" "No thank you." "Sneaky mouse fricass comes with blue iron pudding." "I'd like the chicken." "One cajun..." "What would you like?" "Can I help you?" "What would you like?" "A chicken sandwich." "Are you in a SANDWICH sort of mood?" "!" "I can recommend our blue iron salad." "Would you like that?" "Whatever." "It comes with beard of deer baked in cream." "A cream-covered bender for dessert?" "IT'S good!" "It's not unusual for a child not to want to sleep alone." "It can hurt a child's feelings not to be allowed to sleep in his parents' bed." "In my case, I was denied this when I turned twenty, and was married." "My mother was the one who was most negative to the idea." "But that night, she took a sleeping pill." "My wife Marte convinced my father to let her sleep with them." "The thought of sleeping alone made me defy my father for the first time." "I took a running start and tried to dive into the middle of the bed." "I hit Marte's back so hard that Papa's you-know-what was ripped off..." "I haven't seen him since." "If you worked for a courier service, how would it be to pick up a package from a psychologist's office?" "Difficult." "Come in!" "Psychologist Eide." "(growling sounds from the cage)" "I have a patient who's difficult to treat." "He's in a trance." "He thinks he's a dog." "Can you hold this?" "He's not dangerous." "(Growling)" "No, Kjetil..." "Sit!" "Get in the cage." "I'll give you a little light." "Have'nt you had your breakfast yet" " I just need to get out a little." " No, you don't." " I just have to get..." " No." "Honestly - you seem like a great person" "But you have to stay here with me" "You can not leave" "I should'nt be here" "Please, help me..." "Can't you see the way he treats me?" "Wanna Get Lucky?" "We can move a little farther over." "I can't stand to sit here and listen to him." "Excuse me... at the other customers have something against you wh" "Some people experience this often." " Could I have a word with you?" " Yes." "My son and I were here yesterday." "I don't think you were here then." "I was here, but I don't think..." "We felt..." "We don't want to critize, but we felt you were talking about us behind our backs." "We felt a sort of buzz." " The other customers were pointing at us." " What?" "No one tried to stop it." "It started over by the suitcases, and spread like wildfire." "No one tried to stop it." "Do you have a policy for how to treat customers?" " No." " The customers were whispering about us." " When was this?" " Yesterday." "Mama wrote a poem about it." "Why don't you read it for them?" "Then, they know what occurred." "If you tease me, I'll tease you." "I ask: who is teasing whom?" "Come forward, come forward Undress me, but no bother" "Soon you will be mine" "It's about looking out for each other." "I've never noticed anything like that here." "No one tried to stop it." "Ask what they have against us." "We can try to be more aware." "Good-bye." "That went really well." "What sort of conditions do you prefer when you serve time?" " I've never thought about it." " You ought to." " Oslo County Jail." " This is Sigurd Seim calling." "I'm ready to serve some time, but I'm not sure which prison I prefer." "Not all county jails have the same facilities." "Could I tell you a little about my preferences?" "I'd like there to be a pool hall on my floor, so I don't have to go to down to the activity room." "And I'd like it to be co-ed." "That rules out a lot of places." "So it's a masculine sort of world?" "Prisons are almost never co-ed." "I don't think they even exist." " Are there any women on the staff?" " What does that have to do with anything?" "I guess you get used to there only being men there." "Lots of women work in correctional institutions." " Have you gotten a notice that you have to serve time?" " Not yet." "The crowd I hang out with isn't a good influence on me, so I thought I'd try to serve some time." "As a way to keep out of trouble." "Are you thinking of turning yourself in?" "That sounds a little unusual." "What do I have to do to get nine months?" "Don't go out and do something to get yourself put behind bars." "My situation isn't good." "I can call when I know more." "Don't do something to get nine months in jail just to get away from a particular crowd." " I'll call when I know more." " It doesn't sound like a good idea." "I'm listening to a fantastic song." "How do musicians manage to find new material year after year?" "Don't ask me." "Not all of them do, if you ask me." "That was like nothing I've ever heard before." "We have to crank out new hits at the drop of a hat." "Stars call us up when they need a new hit overnight." "Jahn, you called right before midnight and ordered three new overnight hits." "I can't wait to hear." "Was that one of them?" "No, that's another song we're working on." "For your super-hits, we've based the material on the scale." "It sounds familiar." "Are you ever so happy to see people that you forget you don't know them?" " It hasn't happened to me yet." " Well, it does happen." "Harald, how are you?" "Don't you recognize me?" "Harald, hi!" "How are you?" "Hey, that was Harald." "Nice to see you, Harald." "Hi!" "Harald!" "Harald..." " How are you?" " It's not Harald." "Hi!" "Isn't it Harald?" "Dinner's served in the cafeteria, meatballs!" "Go." "Tora, you like meatballs." "If you want to convince her to eat, you have to build up her self-image." "If you'd given her a kiss, her self-image would've improved." " Go over there and kiss her." " You think I'm going to kiss that old bag?" "Then I'll do it, if that's the way you want it." "He's kissing your wife!" "I said you have to have a good self-image!" "Wanna Get Lucky?" " Are you good at playing in the snow?" " Playing in the snow?" "No, but we're good at jumping." "Want to come to dinner?" "I don't think we have time." "Can you pull me over there on this sled?" "Do I look like I'm in such good shape?" "I'll sit down here." "Playful." "So many adults are so serious these days." "It's fun."