"[ mouse squeaks ] [ penguins chirp ]" "[ all cheering ] [ screeches ]" "♪ Adventure Time ♪" "♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪" "♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪" "♪ With Jake the dog ♪" "♪ and Finn the human ♪" "♪ The fun will never end ♪" "♪ lt's Adventure Time ♪" "[ both laughing ]" "Whoo-hoo!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "[ laughing continues ] [ purrs ]" "Whoo!" "Oh, no!" "Our sled's broken." "Hey!" "Let's build one out of snow." "[ laughs ]" "What are you doing, Jake?" "R-r-r-r-rah!" "[ both laugh ]" "Sleds are for suckers." "Just ride on my gut." "[ slosh!" "slosh!" "slosh!" "]" "Okay!" "Unh!" "Ha ha!" "Whoo!" " finn:" "Yeah!" "[ both laughing ]" "Switch!" "[ both laughing ] Whoo!" "[ laughs ] [ muffled ] Switch back!" "Switch back!" "[ laughing continues ]" "Penguins!" "Whoa!" "[ penguins quacking ]" "Ha ha!" "I'm a flying do-o-o-g!" "finn:" "[ laughs ] Mathematical!" "What?" "!" "Ice king:" "Who dares enter the ice Kingdom?" "Aww." "Ice King's here." "You know why I'm here?" "!" "Do you know what ice King means?" "!" "Yeah, I know what ice King means -- a big nerd." "[ laughs ]" "Oh!" "Holy cow." "It means I'm King of ice, this is my domain, and you're violating ice world law -- trespassing!" "Come on, brother." "We're just trying to beat the heat." "Yeah." "There's a big, sleepy lava man in our front yard, and he is so hot." "Mm-hmm." "Wait, wait, no." "I take that back." "l-l mean not like "sexy" hot." "No." "No." "You do mean "sexy" hot." "finn:" "No!" "I mean -- l don't care!" "This is my kingdom." "You guys can't just scoot about on my land willy-nilly." "I've got rules here." "[ sighs ]" "Why don't you just try being cool?" "What?" "!" "I am the King!" "I am the King of -- of -- [ babbling ]" "That's it!" "Rise, monsters of snow, and go beat up Finn and Jake!" "Uh-oh." "[ laughs ] Whoo!" "[ laughs ] [ squawking ]" "Huh?" "[ shrieks ]" "Yah!" "[ warbles ] Whoo!" "JAKE:" "Hoo-hoo-hoo, yeah!" "Ha ha!" "Aw, man, that was great!" "[ grunts ]" "You guys are gonna get it." "[ laughs ] Yeah, sure." "Yeah, right, sure." "[ blast!" "]" "[ groaning ]" "Aw, I need a magic back." "Uh!" "[ crack!" "]" "[ sighs ]" "Trail mix." "Yech." "Mmm, yogurt chip." "[ crunch!" "crunch!" "crunch!" "]" "Tut, tut." "[ sighing ] Oh, man." "[ singsong voice ] I'm back home." "Hello, ladies." "[ gasps ] Oh, no!" "He's back!" "He's back." "Oh, my God, he's back." "Oh, my God." "Now, now." "[ singsong voice ] I brought you a baby... and a puppy!" "[ whip!" "]" "[ clang!" "clang!" "smash!" "] [ both grunt ]" "Finn!" "Are you okay?" "Huh?" "Wildberry Princess?" "Hot Dog Princess?" "What?" "I -- what's going on?" "We're all prisoners, Finn." "Ice King!" "What?" "Why are you keeping these girls prisoners, jerk?" "You don't understand!" "I collect Princesses because I want to marry one." "Well, why'd you capture six of them if you just want to marry one?" "I'm collecting them all first to be sure I make the right choice." "You're both too young to understand, but marriage is a serious thing and lasts forever." "You can't just rush into it, you know?" "Ice King, don't do this." "Just let the girls go." "They don't want to be here." "Of course they do!" "I would have killed them already if they didn't want to be here." "Right, ladies?" "[ warble!" "warble!" "]" "Bzzt, bzzt." "Uh-huh." "Mm-hmm." "Yes." "[ sighs ]" "Don't worry, Princesses." "I pledge that Jake and I will protect each and every one of you." "And furthermore, I vow to see all of you happily married to whatever sweet thing y'all want to be married to." " Yay!" "[ grumbles ]" "Rad!" "All I need is something to spear the ice King with." "Binoculars, toothbrush, water bottle, rope, sweater, trail mix..." "My flute!" "[ plays whimsical melody ]" "Jah!" "My flute!" "Oh, nuts, dude." "You broke it when we tried picking the lock to that sad ogre's heart." "Darn it!" "[ laughs evilly ]" "♪ Hee hee hee ♪" "♪ Hee hee hee ♪" "♪ Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ♪" "Nice try, boy." "Princesses, did you see?" "Did you see Finn fail?" "Don't worry, Finn." "I'll get us out with..." "key hand!" "Huh-ha!" "Oh, no, you won't." "[ zap!" "]" "Jake!" "Eat it." "I'm -- l'm okay." "Ice King, you had better either set us free or come in here and fight me!" "'Cause, otherwise, I'm gonna flip out!" "Aaah!" "Oh, are you trying to hit me?" "Well, excuse me, because I have to go potty in the bathroom." "[ growls ] Ice King!" "Finn!" "[ growls ] Huh?" "Jake!" "You all right?" "I'm fine, buddy." "Calm down and tend to the Princesses." "Oh, my gosh." "I'm sorry, Princesses." "Slime Princess, are you all right?" "He's held us here for weeks, questioning us about our favorite sports and quirky behavior." "I tried to tell him as little as possible." "I understand." "And, Lumpy Space Princess, uh, how do you fare?" " l'm bored." "And I'm not having any fun." "Ice king:" "Wha-a-a-t?" "Not having any fun?" "Last night I read you the story of Baby What's-it and the Bottle Prince." "That wasn't fun." "That was lame." "Other Princesses, do you feel the same way?" "[ Princesses murmuring nervously ]" "When you say "lame," do you spell it l-a-m-e?" "Well, here, watch." "I'll show you." "We'll have some fun." "Fun's my middle name." "[ hums and plays funky melody ]" "Here, now, Wildberry Princess." "I need you to play this." "I don't know how." "Well, come here." "I'll teach you." "Put your hands through the bars." "Atta Princess." "And do... [ hums and plays funky melody ] I don't think I can." "Just play it like I showed you." "Leave her alone, ice King!" "Play it, or I'll squish you into juice!" "[ shakily ] Oh, dear." "[ plays funky melody ]" "Yeah!" "Keep playing it." "Now everyone pick up an instrument and play it." "Oh, this is gonna be so fun!" "[ growls ] [ drum solo ]" "[ cacophonous music playing ]" "What are you thinking, Finn?" "I've almost devised a plan." "I'm gonna let him drum while I finalize the details in my mind." " Sweet!" "[ panting ]" "[ humming ] [ laughs ]" "Oh, that was fun!" "Hmm." "Ah!" "It was fun." "Hey, you should go get some more fun stuff." "You're right." "Ice king:" "Good idea, Finn." "Good idea, indeed." "Ice king:" "I hope they think I'm fun." "All right." "I've got a plan for how to get out of here." "First, everyone needs to be dancing and laughing and saying fun things like "whoopee!"" "Okay?" "When the ice King comes back, everyone play it up like we want him to come inside the jail and party with us." "And then, when he steps inside, wham!" " l'm gonna beat the tar out of him with these while you all take care of Jake." "Everyone on board with this?" " Uh-huh." "Sweet!" "Nice plan, dude!" "I think if everyone's saying" ""Whoopee," the plan won't work 'cause he'll know we're fakin' it." "Uh, good point, LSP." "I'm gonna say something fun like, "Oh, yeah, I'm having a fun time." "Oh, my gosh." "Probably the best time I've ever had in my entire life."" "Ice king:" "Make way for the fun tray." "[ Princesses squealing ]" "Whoa." "What's happenin'?" "Oh, yeah." "Oh." "Probably the best time I've ever had in my entire life." "Ha ha!" "So good!" "The most fun in the world!" "So good!" "What is this?" "We're having fun." "Whoopee!" "[ sniffles ]" "Because I left the room?" "Because they like it here." "Because they like you." "Because you're a really fun guy." "I don't get this." "He's not buying it." "Dance harder." "Come on in here and party." "Want to dance with us, ice King?" "Come on!" "Really?" "You want to dance with me?" "Oh, yeah." "Oh." "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Wow." "[ clatter ]" "Okay!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Whoopee!" "[ smack!" "] Ohh!" "Wait." "No!" "[ warble!" "]" "Don't leave!" "I'll kill you all!" "[ smack!" "] Ohh!" "Why are you doing this?" "Everyone was finally warming up to me." "No!" "That is not the case!" "You're nuts, man!" "And I don't know how to help you, probably 'cause I'm just a simple dude." "But maybe you should talk to someone with more life experience, like Jake." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Finn, what are you doing?" "Don't dump the ice King on me." "But you've got to get it in your head, man -- putting" "Princesses in jail is wrong!" "Aah!" "Finn, you just ruined my chances with five or six potential wives!" "[ warble!" "]" "For that, you will -- [ smack!" "]" "Ohh!" "Oh!" "Oh, my beard." "[ smack!" "] [ clank!" "]" "[ groans ]" "[ thinking ] Why do people not like me?" "is it because I'm a magic user?" "Or is my beard too shaggy?" "[ sighs ] I try so hard to be a good husband for girls." "What's wrong with me?" "[ warble!" "warble!" "warble!" "]" "Hoo!" "You're a sociopath." "Who are you?" "[ laughing ] I know." "You're probably a-a big nerd." "[ laughs ]" "Why don't you try being cool like me?" "Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!" "Oh, space dust is so ticklish." "[ laughs ]" "Heh?" "What happened?" "Princesses?" "Ohhh!" "[ all cheering ]" "Thank you for saving us, Finn." "You're welcome, Slime Princess." "And remember when you said you'd vow to marry us to the thing of our choosing?" "[ nervously ] Yes." "Well [laughs] I'd like to marry you." "[ all "oohing" ]" " Oh." "[ chuckles ] Yeah." "Well, about that " " Jake, help me!" " Oh." "Uh..." "Slime Princess, you shouldn't marry Finn." "He pees his pants constantly, all the time." "Ew!" "Oh, gross!" "Put me down!" "Put me down!" "[ laughs nervously ] I'm sorry." "Jake!" "[ growls ]" "[ Jake laughing ] [ whirl!" "whirl!" "whirl!" "]" "[ ting!" "]" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪" "♪ We can wander through the forest ♪" "♪ And do so as we please ♪" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪"