"Joey, it's late." "What is the tenant emergency?" "I swear, it's important." "It is so warm in L.A..." "... thatI amnotfeeling the Christmas spirit." "Okay." "My beeper is for emergencies, okay?" "It is not for talking about the holidays..." "... or for when you're in the hot tub and can't reach a towel..." "... or for when you're out of jelly." "But you brought jelly, right?" "Yes." "Thanks." "Okay, I just have a few simple ideas on how to make the apartment more festive." "You don't have to do anything." "I just need approval." "Okay." "Can I dress your cat like a reindeer?" "No." "I'm sorry." "May I dress your cat like a reindeer?" "No." "Okay." "All right." "When do you freeze the hot tub for skating?" "Never." "That's impossible." "Impossible or "Mmm, possible"?" "Why don't you let me look at your list, and I'll tell you what you can do." "No." "No." "I don't even know what a live snowman is." "That is offensive to non-Christians." "And that is offensive to everyone." "Oh, well, come on." "You gotta give me something." "Well, you can do this." "Get a tree and some lights." "All right, that's a start." "Look, I know I'm all worked up about it  but it's my first holiday season in L.A ., and it just" " It doesn't feel right, okay?" "So we all have to work that much harder to make it special." "It's like I said when I was in A Christmas Carol:" "Figgy pudding." "Figgy pudding for sale." "I had a really small part." "Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET" "Hi." "I'm Joey Tribbiani." "I have a meeting with the executive producer." "I'm Tracy, Lauren's assistant." "Who's Lauren?" "The executive producer." "Oh, right." "Sorry." "I'm a little nervous." "It's nice to meet you, Lauren." "Why don't you just go in." "Hey." "Hi." "You're the executive producer?" "Good thing I didn't see you outside." "I probably would've hit on you." "You did." "Before an audition, you asked me to go back to your place and split a candy bar?" "You were smart to say no." "There was no candy bar." "We haven't been formally introduced." "I'm Lauren Beck." "And I'm thrilled to be working with you." "Oh, yea" " Yeah." "I'm sorry, what's with the tissue?" "I'm a little compulsive." "Especially when I get nervous." "That's totally normal." "I'm compulsive too." "Like, I wash my hands almost every day." "It used to be much worse." "I'd open and close the drawers  ahundredtimesand rushhome  and check if the oven was off." "That's a good idea." "I have an aunt, left her oven on, burned her house down." "She lost everything." "Tracy." "I'm gonna need you to go back to my house and check the oven again." "You know, if you left it on, it's probably already too late." "What are you doing?" "Listen, the reason I called you in is we're having a press junket  and I'm gonna need you to be front and center as our sexiest cast member." "I bet you say that to all the cast members." "Yes, I do." "They're gonna ask you questions." "Just be polite and charming." "Think of some funny material." "Oh, how about this?" "What is the deal with the kiwi, huh?" "Is it a fruit?" "Is it a vegetable?" "I mean, come on." "It's a fruit." "You'll do great." "And we just got the first script, and it's amazing." "There's twists that will blow your mind." "Really?" "Can I take it?" "Keep it between us." "You're the first one to see it." "Because I'm the sexiest cast member?" "No, it's because you got your germs on it." "I don't want it back." "God, I'm so hot." "Then take off the hat and the parka." "No." "This is what I've worn every time I've picked out a good tree." "People see you dressed like that, they think:" ""They have no christmas spirit." Know what they think when they see me?" ""That guy from Days of our Lives is homeless"?" "I'm sorry, but I am trying to get into the holiday spirit, okay?" "Is this how you normally buy a tree, in summer clothes?" "We haven't gotten a tree since Michael was little." "What?" "Why not?" "Christmas is only fun when you have kids and they believe in Christmas magic." "He figured out Santa when he was 3." "Yeah." "It's basic math." "It would be impossible for Santa..." "... tovisitallchildreninonenight,  even if you assume..." "... agenerous50-percentnaughtyrate ." "Well, those of us who love Christmas are not gonna let you and math..." "... andyourfriendthe sun  ruin our holiday." "Are we, people?" "Joey, why are you shouting?" "Am I shouting?" "I think I'm having a stroke." "Can we please choose a tree and go?" "Fine." "Greetings, woodsman." "So, what are we looking at here?" "Douglas fir or spruce?" "Don't know." "I'm a stock boy at the supermarket." "Do you carry a fortified wine called The Fist?" "Gina." "Focus, okay?" "Let's take a look at these things." "No." "No." "No, this one's trying too hard." "Oh, pick one." "What's the difference?" "It's just gonna die." "Well, you could say the same thing about Michael here..." "... but you don't love him any less." "Look, this tree has gotta be perfect." "It's my favorite thing about christmas." "Except for Rudolph." "Okay, let's assume a nose can glow." "In order to produce enough light to actually guide a sleigh" "Shut it!" "You are ruining Christmas for all these little kids." "What kids?" "You talking about the trees?" "I gotta find some shade." "Sorry I'm late." "The press conference hasn't started, has it?" "I had to buy a tree." "Is there more to this excuse?" "No." "So let me introduce you to the cast." "This is Katie, your daughter." "Hey, sexy." "We still need to get that drink." "You won't be sitting next to one another." "This is Bodie." "He plays a ski instructor." "What's up?" "Hey, I'm Joey Tribbiani." "Oh, man, I love you." "You know me from Days of our Lives." "No, I just think you're awesome." "This is Gunnar." "We don't know what role he's playing, but he's hot." "Guilty." "Lauren, they wanna start." "Okay." "Let's go." "Lauren, Lauren." "Quick thing." "Listen, look, these kids are all newbies, and I'm an old pro  soshouldwe haveasignal if I'm being too charismatic..." "... andblowingsomeoneoff the stage?" "Good idea." "How's this for a signal?" "Nice." "Yeah." "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Lauren Beck." "I'm executive producer of Deep Powder." "Yeah." "It's my pleasure to present the cast, so let's open the floor to questions." "This question's for Bodie Blair." "If you could say one thing to your public, what would it be?" "What's up, public?" "Thank you." "Hi, this is for Katie Harper." "Katie, what are your hobbies?" "I'm into erotic art." "I have a couple of follow-up questions related to that." "I can wait till later." "Mr. Tribbiani?" "You got your start in theater." "I have a question related to that." "Hit me." "Dramaturgically speaking, Deep Powder is a rehashing of the Lear paradigm..." "Will this source material inform your portrayal of the patriarch?" "What?" "The classics do permeate all modern media." "I mean, surely this will color your realization of the character." "What magazine is this lady from?" "Can you tell us anything about the show?" "Well, yeah, yeah, I could do that." "Yeah, I just read the first episode..." "... andthereareplottwistsinthere that will blow your mind." "Like, in the first episode, this guy dies." "I die?" "I just bought a Ferrari." "Joey, that was supposed to be a surprise." "Okay, I'm gonna have to collect all your little notebooks." "Ninety-eight, 99, 1 00." "Thanks for this, Joey." "One, two" "Lauren, look." "I am so sorry I screwed up the plot twist." "I panicked." "Didn't they have junkets on Days of our Lives?" "Yeah, but the producer always forgot to tell me about them." "That's good producing." "I'm just really disappointed." "I was really counting on you." "You're our most experienced actor and the patriarch." "Hey, hey, we're all Americans here." "Understand that what you did affects a lot of people." "We have to throw out the script." "We'll be up all night trying to..." "No, it's a shame." "His transition from skateboarding to acting..." "... hasn't been as smooth as I'd hoped." "Lauren, I'm so sorry." "I screwed up." "But, hey, on the bright side..." "..." "Ihelpedyouforgetaboutyouroven." "Tracy." "I'll tell her on the way out." "Hey, guys." "Check it out, I got the perfect tree." "It smells like Christmas when we were kids." "And the girl selling it had crazy low jeans on." "I found a store down by the airport that carries The Fist." "You feeling better about the press conference?" "My boss was pretty mad at me, but I'm trying not to let it get me down." "It is the holiday season, and as I said in A Christmas Carol:" "A sixpence, governor?" "Thank you kindly." "Oh, hey, Joey, looks like they sent you a new script." "Oh, great." "All right." "I'll start studying my lines now." "Since I screwed up, I really need to impress my boss." "If they can't kill Bodie, what's the new twist?" "Lauren wouldn't tell me, but if she's as talented as she is crazy  it's gonna be good." "Oh, cool." "I'm in the last scene." "Good for you." "What are you doing?" "I'm up on a cliff." "And I'm defusing a bomb." "That sounds dangerous." "Oh, my God." "I'm the plot twist." "I can't believe they're gonna kill me." "Are you sure?" "Does the bomb actually go off?" "I don't know." "Let's see." "The end is... ." ""The last page will not be distributed..." "... duetoJoeyTribbiani-based security reasons."" "This is so bad." "No, no." "Calm down." "People wanna fire me all the time." "There's a real easy way to get out of it." "How?" "By falsely accusing them..." "... ofsexualharassment." "Here's a little move I like to call "the reverse."" "How dare you?" "I will see you in court." "Actually, "the reverse" paid for my space camp." "Gina, I am not gonna do that." "Why couldn't that reporter ask me something I could answer?" "I knew I should've talked about the kiwi." "Maybe you're overreacting." "There's another character in this scene with you." "This guy Charlie." "Maybe they'll kill him off." "Maybe, yeah." "All right." "I'm gonna go down to the set early and see if I can change Lauren's mind." "If I can't change her mind, then I'll take it like a man, and" "What are you doing?" "I could ask the same question of you." "Hey, Katie." "Joey." "I read the script." "I'm sorry." "Maybe we can go back to my dressing room, and I can cheer you up." "Boy, any other time, that would be great, but..." "... I'm really not in the right place for that now." "You understand?" "No." "Oh, I like you." "Hey, dead-o." "Very funny, Gunnar." "You don't even have a character." "Yeah, well, at least my non-character's alive." "I should never try to match wits with Gunnar." "Hey, Lauren." "Hi." "Look, I just read the script, and I wanna say, please don't kill me." "You haven't read the last page." "You may not die." "Really?" "But you probably do." "I know you're looking for a big plot twist..." "... but there's this other guy, charlie, in the scene with me." "Maybe he can die." "That's an interesting idea." "Why don't I introduce you to charlie." "Yeah." "Joey, this is Sawyer." "He's playing charlie." "What?" "I'm 8." "I'm homeschooled." "He's adorable." "You're not gonna kill him." "Oh, crap." "That's a swear word." "Put a quarter in the jar." "Oh, yeah, what a cutie." "Let me make the case for killing the kid." "What?" "It's so crazy  noonewouldsee itcoming." "Now, I'm not a writer, but what if this kid is, like, a Russian spy?" "Yeah?" "And I tie him to the bomb, and I run, and I'm all, "Eat bomb, commie."" "I don't think so." "Excuse me." "Why so glum, chum?" "Hey, Sawyer." "You wanna play a game?" "Go over to the producer lady and tell her she left her oven on." "God, I wish I was Oprah." "Me too." "Any word from Joey yet?" "No, not yet." "What's in the box?" "It seems like Joey's about to be fired." "I thought we could surprise him by decorating the place for Christmas." "Are these our old ornaments?" "I haven't seen these in a long time." "It's been a while since we've had a child to decorate for, but now we do." "Joey." "When he comes home and sees this place all decorated..." "... justthinkhowhis littleface  will light up." "It's your first ornament." "Oh, my God." "Snow globe." "It's just a bottle of tequila." "You try putting together a tricycle without a man around." "I'm sorry." "Mom, this is fine." "But, I mean, if you're gonna do this, you should go all out." "Do something big." "Like what?" "Well, I know he'd like an all-monkey manger scene with a squirrel baby Jesus." "How do you know that?" "It was on his list." "This is perfect." "We can find out exactly what he wants." "All right." "Why does he want gypsies?" "He gets them confused with elves." "Always has." "But there is some stuff on here we can do." "He wants carolers." "Do we know anyone who can sing?" "Okay, no carolers." "Okay, everybody." "We're ready to shoot the bomb scene." "Listen, Lauren, I don't wanna pull a star trip right now..." "... but this scene doesn't work for me creatively." "Joey, please take your mark." "Okay, can l--?" "Can I just--?" "Can I take a second?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You know what?" "Everybody, let's all gather around and take a second..." "... andgivearoundofapplause to Joey Tribbiani." "It's been great working with him." "Okay, let's get started." "But I don't know what to do at the end." "You didn't let me read the last page." "It's clear what happens." "The special-effects guys take over." "And bring in the dinosaur..." "... thatcarriesme to safety?" "All right, and rolling and cue the snow." "Deep Powder, scene 58, take one." "And..." "... action." "Come on, Captain Powder." "You gotta run." "The bomb's gonna explode." "No." "I have to see this through." "You run, Charlie." "Your life's more important than mine." "Well, it looks like it's just you and me now, Powder Mountain." "If I don't make it out of this alive, it doesn't matter  becauseallthatmatters is that the mountain lives on." "Now cut the wire." "And the bomb doesn't go off." "Now react." "What?" "It didn't go off?" "Oh, my God." "I'm alive." "I can't believe it." "I did it." "Hey." "This is great." "Keep going." "We can use it." "Oh, great." "The sky is bluer." "The snow is whiter." "Joey's back." "Suck it, bomb." "And cut." "I am so relieved." "I really thought I was gonna die." "You gave a great performance." "Wait." "You were messing with me to get back at me from the press conference?" "What, me?" "Mess with my sexiest cast member?" "Yeah, you wouldn't do that." "Welcome back to Powder Mountain." "Thank you." "How about a hug?" "How about just a wave?" "Hey, guys." "Guess what." "Great news." "I didn't die." "That's great." "Congratulations." "Yeah, yeah." "Let's go out and celebrate." "Well, let's go in the apartment first." "No, it's boring in there." "Let's do something special." "Maybe something special's in there." "Oh, no, let's go out." "Get in the damn apartment." "Oh, my God." "Oh, look at his little face." "You guys, it looks fantastic in here." "I can't believe you did this." "We couldn't get everything on your list, but we got an inflatable snowman... ." "And a dancing Santa." "Hey." "And, Joey." "Gypsies." "Here." "Have some eggnog." "Spiked it with The Fist." "I am finally feeling like it's christmas." "You know, this is really special." "I get to keep my job." "I'm surrounded by friends and family." "Like I said in that holiday beer commercial that only aired in Germany:" "So that's basically the plot for the next episode." "Any questions?" "I've been meaning to ask you." "Since you didn't kill Bodie  and you didn't kill me, do you still need a plot twist?" "Oh, I have a plot twist." "There was somebody, actually, who behaved even worse than you did." "Hey, sweet mama." "You wanted to see me?" "Yeah, are you ready to shoot the scene?" "I was born ready, baby." "Hey, dead-o." "Guess who finally got a character." "I'm a helicopter-blade inspector." "And I get to play drunk." "Would you care to watch this scene?" "I think I'd like that, Lauren." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"