"Doug Benson @DougBenson 20 Apr" "I was so high at this show!" "#GMER #420 #LiveTweeting #Omaha" "Dandy Warhols #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "I lost those sunglasses recently and I miss them. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "I like making faces at the camera, Jim Halpert-style. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "United/Continental still doesn't have their shit together. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "Sleeper Agent #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "That bag fell apart and I don't miss it. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "I bet that guy ate all the cookies. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "Graham couldn't see us because he was completely up Bill Romanowski's ass. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "Road rage ahead!" "#GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" ""You wear Dockers!" -@grahamelwood #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "DOUG LOVES ANN ARBOR!" "#HashBash #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "I still get up early and do media if I like the show I"m gonna be on." "Or if I get tricked into it. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "The only reason I would ever want to be in the trunk of a car is if it was in a Tarantino movie." "Or I was on J-Lo. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "We didn't blur drunk girl's face for her, we did it for you. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "I forget what band this is. #GMER #420 #DumbTweeting" "I don't know those guys or why they are in the movie. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "Good call @mtangolics!" "#GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "I recommend you try a Misdemeanor tonight." "The drink, that is." "Don't do crimes. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "Dan's right, it is hard to spot dumb-asses at the door. #GMER #420 #LiveTweeting" "I don't know any club owners who are in it for the cocaine. #GMER #420" "Tap it out, Graham!" "#GMER" "I'd like to apologize to Miranda for what is going to happen to the Doug doll she made. #GMER #LiveTweeting" "Throb, throb, throb!" "#GMER #LiveTweeting" "One of those girls is trouble." "Literally." "That's her name. #GMER #LiveTweeting" "Hello, Chicago!" "(See you May 5 Rosemont!" ") #GMER #LiveTweeting" "Yeah, that's the same bear from G4's THE HIGH ROAD. #GMER #LiveTweeting" "Those steps are steep and tiny. #GMER #LiveTweeting" "If you know this girl tell her to get in touch with me." "I want my hula hoop back. #GMER #LiveTweeting" "Graham is wearing the ugliest shirt of all time ever. #GMER" "Get ready for ass!" "#GMER" "Burn victim!" "#GMER" "I didn't name the burn victim Sherman, the people in the store named him that." "And he has seasonal outfit changes!" "#GMER" "I always have at least one too-drunk girl at my shows." "This one had a couple. #Omahahaha #DigiridoIt #GMER" "I'll be back on June 28, Oklahoma City!" "#DougBensonDay #GMER" "I have fun in the State of Oklahoma City. #GMER" "Thanks to all the cities we visited in this movie, and all the cities we're gonna visit some day. #GMER" "This was a BENSON INTERRUPTION show we did at Flapper's in Burbank, where I'll be taping a DOUG LOVES MOVIES on May 9. #GMER #LIveTweeting" "It's true, @GregProops and @TheBrianPosehn got me into weed in Walnut Creek, CA. #GMER" "Thanks to my "a best friend," @nottjmiller for that cameo." "We'd put his name on the DVD box if there was one. #GMER" "Garfunkel and Oates!" "#GMER #WeedCard" "At film festivals people sit through all the credits, so I wanted them to have a funny song to listen to. #GMER" "Greatest Movie Ever Rolled" " Live tweated on 4-20"