"Surviving Sid [2008.BDRip.XViD.SUB-EN]" "CWK" "Subtitles uploaded by CWK" "My mom says:" "Camping trips are an important ... experience" "Uh I don't know ..." "Everything seems so ... wild." "You think we'll be ok ?" "Relax !" "You wimp." "You think that we're just .... of our camp counselor." "Show me the honey!" "Who's up for a hike?" "Yep." "We're dead." "Hicking's great exercise You can use it under ties." "Danger is the place to be" " Look out for that mapple tree." "Hiking is my greatest thrill That's cause you're an imbecile" "Mmmh." "I'm beginning to sense some hostility" "We've been hiking for 3.7 hours." "And I think we're lost." "Yeah." "Now offense Captain but we've signed for Nature camp" "Not foot camp." " Do you have any idea where we're going ?" "I sure do." "I always leave my tag ... to mark were I've been." "That's a whole lot of ugly" "I thought it was supposed to build confidence." "Son, you just earned yourself a merit badge for whining." "Actually sir, that's poison oak" "Ooh Claire, that's adorable when you undermine my authority." "But if that was poison oak, don't you think I'll be..." "Hey guys !" "Over here !" "That's a spot!" " Let's go fishing!" "I think it's where..." "I got one!" "I got one!" "I'm actually having a good time." "You can just do it the hard way." " And... it's over." "To catch a fish, you must become the fish." "Think like a fish." "Move like a fish" "Ow." "You poor thing." "I feel terrible for you." "Thanks you Claire." " I was talking to the fish." "I'm hungry!" " Me too!" "Well the ... are ready" "Bon appetit." "What kind of ... is this?" "Mine taste like croa..." " Mine taste like feet." "Wanna trade ?" " At least yours didn't run away." "Salam !" "Okay." "Time for a ghost story." "And then, the little sloth heard a scratch at the front of his cave." "And when he got up to see what the noise was ..." "What do you think he saw ?" "The end of this lame story?" " No." "It saw this horrible blood thirsty monster" "Monsters are true manifestations of subconscious fears" "You are so much fun to take on a camping trip" "Anyhow." "This monster had long jagged claws" "And razorsharp teeth!" "And his favorite thing to eat..." "was ..." "Children!" "Well Sid, you certainly paint vivid pic..." "Good morning kids." "Sleep well?" " No." "Ow what's the matter?" "Did I scare you with my story?" "You scared us with you." " You could have got us killed out here dude!" "We're starve to death!" " ...?" "Well that's just ridiculous!" "I am the master of the woods." "I am mother nature's son" "I would'nt even hurt a flower." "C'mon you id.., beautiful ... miracle." "You know what happened?" "Global..." "Warming." "It's an inconvenient truth." "I know." "If you love the birds and bees" "Keep the sucker away from trees" "Ok guys." "Very funny." "Why are you even mad?" "I made a nice canyon." "In fact it's a Grand Canyon." "Aaah reallly Grand Canyon" "I wish I could think of a name for it." "Welcome to the Grand Canyon National Park 20,000 years later" "Daddy, who made the Grand Canyon?" "Well son, only Nature could make something this beautiful." "Nature." "Or a being of infinite wisdom."