"Come on!" "I'm scared." "At least tell me why you've brought me here." "Wait for it." "It's a secret." "Bilal!" "WOW!" "This is so beautiful." "Why are we here?" "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "This place is gorgeous." " Did you like it?" "Look at this." " Yes." "You like it?" "Bilal, I'm scared." "Bilal." "Bilal." "Where are you?" "You know I'm scared." "Rukhsar Sheikh, will you marry me?" "I feel like the queen today." "The queen is coming to our wedding, too." "I've booked the entire place for our reception." "The musical ceremony will happen in that hall." "We'll get married in that beautiful hall." "All the important people in the city are going to be there." "The mayor, MPs, businessmen and also the queen." "This is going to be the biggest wedding in the city." "I love you." " I love you, too." "Please don't do this, Bilal." "You know I'm scared of the dark." "Please don't do this again." "Bilal." "I'm scared." "You won't stop being a prankster." "Come on." "I'm scared." "Let's go." "Sorry, darling." "I had gone to get the torch." "Ghost!" "Ghost!" "Sir, I beg your pardon, but we can change the venue." "Let's do it in Karachi." "Just forget everything and have some sweets, dad." "It seems like the world has come to know that.." "...the queen is coming to our wedding." "What will people think?" "That the queen got scared of a ghost?" "And even we changed the venue, fearing the ghost." "Think about it, or you'll have to apologize to people later." "Please, uncle." "Sh', the queen's adviser is here to see you." "The queen's adviser?" "Mr. Chaudhary?" " Yes." "Richard Bakshi, personal security advisor to Her Highness." "...the queen of England." "Mr. Chaudhary, the queen rarely attends weddings." "And it was your good luck that she decided to attend your reception." "It's all over the newspaper and TV that.." "...the queen is attending your reception." "The bottom line is, you can't back out now." "Don't worry, Mr. Bakshi." "We'll handle it." "You have no other choice." "Mushtaq!" " Sir." "Get the top ghost busters in the city!" "Ghost busters?" " Those that catch ghosts." "Let's give you today's breaking news." "Bilal Chaudhary's wedding is in jeopardy." "And hence, he's called the best ghost hunter team in the city." "Come, let's see what Jack's hunting team does." "Mr. Ghost Buster"" " Okay." "This is very simple." "My team and I will have this ghost within five minutes." "Hunters!" "They claimed to catch the ghost in five minutes." "Let's see how long they take." "Five, four, three, two, one." "Run!" "Run!" " Run!" "Run!" "Jack, who did this to you?" " It's a disaster in there." "I'd suggest this ghost is very dangerous." "Very strong." "The queen should not come." "And you should cancel the wedding!" "This time, the Chaudhary family has hired a ghost buster from.." "Nigeria." "Can you believe it?" "Nigeria." "Let's see if he can exorcise the ghost." "Five." " Four." "Three." " Two." "One." "The ghost threw out ghost busters from different countries." "I wonder what we're going to do now." "Sir, I would like to say something." " Yes, tell me." "Sir, there is a community in the world which is the bravest." "And that is, Sardar." "They are so fearless that nothing in the world can scare them." "Not even ghosts and witches?" "Not even ghosts and witches." "You'll die, Sardar!" "Their honor matters to them the most." "Have you lost your mind?" "The situation is tense inside, Sardar." "'Ji'." "Call me 'Sardarji'." "Mind your tongue." "I've been handling all this since I was a kid." "'I've been trying to explain such a simple thing..'" "'..but no one understands.'" "'So, what's your name?" " Jaggi.'" "'Roll number 18." " Present, sir.'" "'Roll number 19.'" "'Where the hell is he!" "'" "'I've been calling out to you!" "'" "'Have you become mute after your parents died!" "'" "'Come on!" " Where are you taking me?" "'" "'Come on!" " Where are you taking me?" "'" "'Come on!" " Come on!" "'" "'I'm being polite." "Stop harassing me.'" "'I won't." "Tell me what you're going to do, Sardar.'" "'Don't forget to add 'ji' to Sardar.'" "Yes, Sardarji." ""They are proud of their dusky complexion and brown eyes."" ""They live in pride." "They are fearless."" ""They don't spare the ones that mess with them."" ""People call us Sardarji for a reason."" ""People call us Sardarji for a reason."" ""Youngsters are rebellious."" ""The world praises our valor."" ""Youngsters are rebellious."" ""The world praises our valor."" ""We never go back on our word."" ""People call us Sardarji for a reason."" ""People call us Sardarji for a reason."" ""They know how to deal with enemies."" ""They know how to love someone truly."" ""They know how to deal with enemies."" ""They know how to love someone truly."" ""Only a man with courage could do this."" ""People call us Sardarji for a reason."" ""People call us Sardarji for a reason."" ""People call us Sardarji for a reason."" "Jaw'" "Will you do me a favor?" "Just one favor on a Sunday." "I'll always be grateful to you." "I swear." "Sir, your dream is over." "Wake up." "Let's get to work." "Did you hear the phone ringing?" " Yes." "Answer it." "Okay." "Hello." " Hello, is it Jaggi the ghost hunter?" "No, he's busy." "Tell me what you want." "A ghost needs to be captured." "What else do you do?" "We're here to capture ghosts and not humans." "Give me the address." " Adarsh Public School." "Which school?" "Good morning, guys!" "Good morning!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Wake up!" "It's morning!" " Good morning, Jaggi!" "Good morning!" "Good morning!" " Greetings, Jaggi!" "Greetings!" "Greetings!" "Good morning!" "Come on, wake up!" " Jaggi!" ""You're my bride, and I'll be your groom."" ""Wait for me.."" " You may try your luck, Jaggi." "You won't find the queen witch." ""You're my bride, and I'll be your groom.."" " Jaggi." "What's the matter?" "I heard it was difficult for you to spend the night." "You couldn't sleep." "Don't you like it being in the bottle anymore?" "Yes, Jaggi." "You have no idea how difficult it is." "I miss the village headman all night." "I don't even know if he misses me, too." "Is the headman's secretary a woman?" " Yes." "There is one." "She's his secretary." "Exactly." "Which is that hotel near Malerkot?" "Ronak!" " Ronak!" "That's where they're usually found." "They're engrossed into each other." " Oh, my God!" "May you rot in hell!" "I'm amazed." "You know a lot about hotels." "You've tied your hair tightly today." "I'm glad that you noticed it." "So, tell me." "When do you plan on wearing the blue turban?" "Why would he wear blue?" "Jaggi, listen to me." "Always wear only green turbans." "Whenever you wear a green turban, my heart skips a beat." "Why don't I simply transfer you into a green bottle." "...you colorful witch!" "Long live revolution!" "Ladies and gentlemen, women haven't been given the rights they deserve!" "Women are still treated like a machine to wash clothes"" "...and give birth to children." "The British have left the country.." "Jaggi." "Pay attention to what I'm saying." " Yes.." "The British have left the country.." "...but women are still treated like slaves by men." "Long live.." " Revolution!" "Long live.." " Revolution!" "I regret capturing you." "Jaggi!" "Jaggi!" " Yes, Mr. Pritam." "Tell me." "Jaggi, you never talk to me." "No one even treats strangers in this manner, the way you treat me." "What can I do for you, Mr. Pritam?" "Jaggi, I need to get out of here for two days." "This is not a government job!" "Don't be angry." " You always make me angry, Mr. Pritam!" "Sir.." "Watch out!" "Sir, someone's here to see you." "I've told you this before." "I don't work on Sundays." "I'm on a holiday today." "Don't let go of this opportunity, sir." "You might find your queen witch." "You make me emotional talking about the queen witch." "I wish I find her." "God doesn't think about holidays." " Yes.." "So, what are you waiting for?" "Make arrangements to leave." "Okay, sir." "Jaggi, listen to me." "You won't find your queen witch." "I have an idea." "Why don't you transfer me into that big bottle?" "Preeti, you can't become the queen witch.." "...if you've hung yourself from the ceiling fan." "She wants to be the queen!" ""Wait for me." "I'm going to come to.."" "III-get you."" ""You're my bride.."" "There he is!" "So!" "Buddy, you're here to capture a ghost." "Where are your tools?" "He's so silly." "You need tools for manly ghosts and not for the respected lady ghosts." "Looks like he needs some mental treatment first." "Jaggi, the flower won't work here." "Master Amrik Singh died 3-4 years ago." "I think the ghost is him." "What nonsense!" "You ruined my Sunday!" "I was relaxing." "I didn't like going to school even on weekdays." "...and you've called me on a Sunday!" "You told me it was a lady ghost!" " They didn't tell me." "Whether it's a ghost or a witch, how does it matter?" "It may not matter to you." "I'd be traumatized if you told me that Sunil Shetty.." "...and Shilpa Shetty were siblings." "Of course." "Take the money from them." "I'll get the ghost." "Here you go, sir." "Do it." "Hey!" "Where do you think you're going?" "It's not a free show!" "I haven't witnessed it." "What made you think you could witness it?" "Back off!" "Duffer!" "I'm not a duffer." "I've passed 12th grade by third class." "If you don't believe me, then let me narrate an essay on 'My Cow'." "'I love animals." "My favorite animal is cow.'" "'My cow has several names, a few of which are Dabkhadabi and Vilaitan.'" "Be a man!" "I wouldn't let someone writing such an essay pass!" "Now you're talking, master." "Now, let me finish my essay." "'Dabkhadabi has almost four legs, and has no tail.'" "I'll thrash you if you try to act smart with me." "What do you mean almost four legs?" "Didn't you count her legs properly?" "Even if the cow doesn't have a tail, why did you have to mention it?" "You don't look good anyway." "At least your essay would have looked good." "Okay. 'I take Vilaitan to the playground.'" "'He eats grass while I play around.'" "You idiot!" "A cow is female, not male." "Don't interfere." "My father nurtured it like a son and so it's male." " Oh." "'What's special about him is that.." "...it gives fresh, white milk daily, for dairies.'" "What kind of a cow gives milk for dairies?" "Does she sell her milk in packets, too?" "You can find faults in my language, but don't interfere in our business." "The milk has to be sent to dairies." "If children are given such fresh milk directly.." "...they'll have loose motions." "Along with the children.." "...if their parents fall ill as well, then we'll be doomed." "Children these days get loose motions because of milk!" "As if you never had loose motions because of milk." " No." "I'm constipated." "That's even worse!" "What's my fault if I'm constipated?" "I belong to Sangrur." "Don't talk about Sangrur, master." "I love Sangrur." "Your only fault is that you ruined my Sunday." "How do you feel, master?" " What have you done!" "You captured Amrik Singh in the bottle." "You're misunderstanding, dear." "Get me out of here." "I've always served Punjab." "You haven't served Punjab, but its children, by thrashing them." "Let me give you your pension." "You were the master." "I've caught him, Chundi!" "Your job is done." "Have fun." "You captured the master's ghost so soon!" "There was nothing much to do inside anyway." "All I had to do is capture him inside the bottle." "But we can't see him." "By the way, it's a ghost, not a cat whose tail I can show you." "I'm telling you, the ghost is inside the bottle." "I can't see him." "Give me the money." "Take Rs. 500 from them." "Yes, pay us." " Give him the money." "Come on, hurry up. 300.." "This is just Rs." "400!" "We decided on Rs. 500." "This is all we have." "Take it if you want to, or else get lost." "You scoundrel." "We are artists." "Learn to talk to people first." "Here's your money." "We don't want it." "Let's go." "You.." " Don't fight." "Forget it." "Hold on.." "You insulted me and didn't even pay me." "Sir, we had fun today!" "Slowly." "I haven't been a pillion on a motorcycle before." "He's solved all the cases successfully." "He captures ghosts for Rs. 500." "He's solved all the cases successfully." "He captures ghosts for Rs. 500!" "He can capture ghosts!" "He doesn't seem to be capable of even boarding a bus in time." "Sir, give me pleasure, not pain." "You seek pleasure in this cheap oil." "It's an unknown number." "Answer it, sir." "I'm on a holiday today." "Hello." "This is Jaggi." "Hello, Mr. Jaggi." "This is Bilal Chaudhary, from Leicester." "We need a ghost to be captured from a building." "I can't capture ghosts via telepathy." "It's important for me to be at the spot." "Give me your address." "Where exactly is your village located?" "According to Punjab, it's towards the north." "Towards the north." "We'll have to go to Chandigarh for that, and.." "Jamuna Nagar." "Jamuna Nagar." "Jamuna Nagar from Chandigarh, and then, via Badrinath.." "Which way do we go from Badrinath?" "Who told you that you have to cross Badrinath to come to the UK?" "No one in this village can give me advice." "I like to roam around." "Mr. Jaggi, please don't bother." "I'll get you a special visa from the British government." "...and send you a ticket, too." "You just have to come." " Where do I have to go?" "England." "England!" "That's great!" "How much will I get paid?" "Just get the job done." "I'll pay you as much as you want." "Millions, in pounds." "Millions in pounds!" "We'll be paid millions in pounds." "Hello." "I hope this is not a joke." "My blood pressure shoots up." "Right." "I'll call you once your visa and.." "...ticket have been arranged for." "Okay?" "So, should I start multiplying rupees?" " Yes." "Are you sure?" " I'm sure." "Okay. bye" "Sir, we've gotten lucky!" "We'll be wealthy now!" "We'll be wealthy!" "Who are you?" " I'm Chundi." "What do you do?" " I'm your assistant, sir." "Sir, we're going to be wealthy now." "Can I invest in a big committee now?" "Go ahead." "Do whatever you want." "So, I'll start packing your clothes." " Go ahead." "Master, Pritam, don't be so shocked or you might die again." "Jaggi, dear, since the ghost is abroad, they might speak English." "How will you understand?" "I'm not afraid." "I'm an educated man." "That's not what I meant." "All I'm trying to say is that.." ""Since you're going to deal with Englishmen there.." "...why don't you take an English teacher along?" "Anyway, before my death, I had prayed to the Lord of death.." "...that since I couldn't go abroad while I was alive.." "...I would like an opportunity to go abroad after my death." "'He won't need a ticket.'" "'I can speak English, too.'" "'But since he's educated, he might give me some good advice.'" "Master." " Yes?" "My dear Jaggi!" "Jaggi darling, I won't need a ticket either." "Take me along, too." " Ma'am." "When you're going to Nagpur, you don't take oranges along." "I'll hit you!" "Chum"." " Yes'!" "?" "I'm going because this is important." "I don't feel like leaving you alone." "Concentrate on your work." "Watch out!" "Watch the road!" "What are you.." "Why are you turning the car?" " Stop screaming!" "We're going to die!" "Chundi, I want to board the flight safely." " You will." "Hello, handsome." " Need a ride?" "Don't smile unnecessarily." "It won't work out." "Do you get it?" "I'm here on a different mission." "Welcome, sir." "How are you?" "Sit down." "Don't act smart." "I'm watching you." "Bilal Chaudhary." " Yes." "Your aunt is beautiful." "She's not my aunt." "She's Queen Elizabeth." "Who?" " She's the queen." "She's supposed to come to my wedding, too." "I'm really tense." "Discuss the queen later." "Get me out of here first." "Hold on." "Let me discuss the payment." "Sure, go ahead." "Be my guest." "You're offering two slices to your guest." "Mr. Jaggi, just get this done." "We'll pay you as much as you ask for." "Bilal Chaudhary, to be honest, I don't know numbers beyond 900." "Can I get paid in pounds daily?" " As you wish." "That means it's a celebration for my pockets." "What do you mean?" "I mean, my pockets never had money in them before." "But now, they'll have pounds." "Right." "Okay, tell me something." "Is the ghost that you want me to capture, a female?" "How does that matter?" "It's the same thing." "You're strange." "Of course it matters." "I'd be traumatized if you told me that.." "...Babbal Rai and Aishwarya Rai were siblings." "Excuse me." "I'm sorry." "Who's Mr. Rai?" "It was just an example." "Don't talk too much." "I like peace." "I'm usually very quiet." "Okay, tell me something." "Am I supposed to sleep here or do you have a room for me?" "There is a room for you." "Come with me." "Is there a toilet?" " What?" "Is there a toilet?" "Of course." "It has a bathroom attached." " Okay." "Right." "You see, I like rooms that have toilets attached to them." "Right." "Right." " Easy approach." "Right." " Let's go." "Come." "I'm suffocating in the bag." "Jaggi!" "Where the heck are you!" "You travelled in business class and I was suffering inside the bottle." "Open it!" "My head is hurt." "Stop your nonsense and get me out." " I am." "Thank you." "You won't die again, master." "Look, we're abroad." "I don't see beautiful girls around." "Wait for it." "People have jetlags, but I've had a bottle-lag." "You're great, JKQQ"" "Let's look around the country." "Here you go, master." "You can't drink, nor can you bathe." "Just sniff it." "These foreigners are weird." "They bathe where they eat." "Bilal Chaudhary was saying that.." "...a girl jumped off the roof of the castle"" "...and died four years ago." "Do you know the name, address or family of the girl?" "Any information?" "We won't find any information if we continue chitchatting here." "I think the girl was setting the television antenna on the terrace." "She slipped and fell." "They don't have the Jalandhar Doordarshan channel here." "I don't think she was setting the antenna." "She must have touched the cable wire, got electrocuted and fell." "Master, one thing is for sure." "The girl seemed to be adventurous." "Go away!" "Master, it'll be fun to capture a white witch." " That's true." "Really?" " Can't I even think about it?" "Go ahead." "Golden hair, blue eyes, fair complexion." "She'll look like thunder in the bottle." "She'll converse with me in English." "'Jaggi, please let me go." "Jaggi, leave me, please.'" "There are so many legends about this"" "A ghost hunter has been called." " From Punjab, he's just arrived." "Sardarji!" " Sardarji!" "What's your special plan to catch the ghost?" "Sardarji!" " Please tell us." "Sardarji.." " Sardarji!" "How do you think you're going to succeed when others"" "Sardarji.." " Sardarji, what's your plan!" "Sardarji, what's the bottle for?" "How are you going to.." "All the ghost hunters that had gone into the castle"" "...failed in their mission." "They had to run out of the castle to save their lives." "If I can't do it, nobody can do it." "I've worked for the Discovery Channel for 10 years!" "I bet he won't even get a chance to run out!" "Let's see your Sardar!" "Jaggi, why did you hit him?" "His English was fine, but he didn't add 'ji' after Sardar." "The witch has done the right thing." "It's a beautiful castle." "Who wouldn't want to live here?" "Sweetheart." "Sweetheart." "You're short-tempered." "You seem to be very angry." "Both are broken." "Sweetheart." "She seems to be reserved." "Ma'am, if you don't want to meet me.." "...then stop looking at me secretly, too." "Talk on my face." "The slap was on your face, not anywhere else." "A Punjabi witch!" "Oh, my!" "The queen witch." "I'm done for." "I'm done for." ""Where are you?"" ""This is the time of my life and I know that.."" ""..you will be with me all the time."" "You've come to your senses with just one slap." "Ghostbusters like you come here and leave disappointed every day." "Tell the one who's sent you that my name is Pinky and this is my home." "Pindky." "Idiot." "It's Pinky, not Pindky." "I'm letting you go because you're a Punjabi." "If it was someone else.." "...I would have torn their clothes and thrown them out." "Do you understand?" " Yes." "Get lost." "Breaking news." "Sardarji's clothes are intact." "Let's talk to him." " Sardarji!" "Jaggfl" "Do you see this?" "He's the man!" "Jaw'" "You're amazing!" "Jaggi, I'm so happy to see you in your clothes." "Really, you look great." "Chaudhary Bilal." " Yes?" "Are you sure you want to marry her?" "Yes." "Why do you ask?" "She sounds weird." "She said she's happy to see me in my clothes." "When did she see me without clothes?" "No, no." "She means that all the ghost hunters that went in.." "...came out with their clothes torn." "You're the only one who has his clothes intact." "So, she's happy." "That's why they call me an expert." "The situation is under control." "Very soon, the castle will be under control, too." "It's an innocent lady ghost." "There's no need to be scared." "We'll do it." "Thank you, Jaggi." "Does she have any demands?" "All she needs is love." "And she will get it." "Bilal." " Yes." "Find out where this girl Pindky lived, who fell off the roof." "Jaggi, her name must be Pinky." "It's Pindky." "Just tell the cameramen." "There they are." " All right." "Thank you." "Sardarji." "You're a sensible man." "Jaggi, I've found out about Pinky's mother." "She lives 50 kilometers away from the city." "I've also learnt that she doesn't like socializing." "Who is it?" "Who do you want to meet?" "What do you want?" "I'll clear the newspaper bill next week." "Ma'am, I'm Pindky's friend." "I think you didn't recognize me." "No." "The mother and daughter are short-tempered." "I'm Pindky's friend, ma'am." "I shifted to Punjab for a few years." "When I came back, I learnt that Pindky.." "Give me some ice." "Give me some ice." " Yes." "Go, get a glass for yourself." "No, I'm fine." " You think this is wrong." "Here you go." "Have a sip." "No, ma'am." "I prefer milk and curd." "Curd?" "Fine, I'll get you some curd." "Add some sugar to it." "It enhances the flavor." "Here, have some curd." "Hans Curd." "Is it good?" " It tastes just like the one I eat at home." "I wonder what Chundi feeds me." "How do you know Pinky?" "Everyone knows Pindky." "Yes, she was my Bebo." "My Kareena Kapoor." "She liked to get decked up, wear good clothes and visit good places." "When she was in college"" "...she started learning dance alongside her studies." "She would win every competition." "She became famous." "People would take her autograph." "They would click pictures with her." "She was very talented." "Yes, absolutely." "You might know it." " I know everything." "She was a little crazy." "She would quarrel with people for no reason." "One night, when she went to a party, she never returned." "Some say that someone pushed her.." "...while the others say that she slipped." "But I don't know what exactly happened." "She got me my pension before leaving." "She was so fond of music!" "She would listen to Muhammad Sadiq's songs all day." "No." "She liked Kumar Sanu." "Yes, she liked Sanu, too." "She was crazy about roses." "Red roses.." " White." "White roses." "She loved to eat." "I remember, she stuffed herself with 'Chhole Bhature' once." "No." "She only liked pancakes and cupcakes." "She hated Indian food." "Get up." "Put the curd down." "Come on." "Get lost." "Get out of here." "You call yourself her friend." "You know nothing about Pinky." "Leave." "Listen." "Do come home sometimes." " Sure." "We'll talk about Pinky." "Her taste in music wasn't good." "What do you know about her?" "No, it was good." " Crazy boy." "Pindky." "My dear Pindky." "Do you want to be insulted again?" "I already told you yesterday." "And my name is Pinky, darn it, not Pindky." "I call you that with love." "By the way, I'm here to talk to you." "Don't act smart." "Say what you have to, and leave." "What I was trying to say is.." "...if you want, we could get you a house outside of the city." "A closed down warehouse or a years old mansion." "We need this castle forjust a day." "Bilal and Rukhsar will get married." "People will be happy." "Didn't you understand what I told you yesterday?" "This castle is mine." "Only mine." "Why are you risking your life for the others?" "Listens, Sardars are always ready to risk their lives for people." "These are deep talks." "You won't understand." "Let's talk about something sweet." "How do you know I like pancakes?" "They call me an expert for a reason." "I had been to your house." "Really?" "How's mom?" "Is she all right?" "Does she still drink or has she quit?" "Your mom can never quit drinking." "But, you know what?" "She was telling me that she can't sleep." "It kills her." "She never loved me when I was alive." "Don't try to make me emotional." "I won't get emotional either." "Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes." "Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes.." " If you want me to leave the castle.." "...then I have a condition." "Just order me, Pindky." "It's Pinky." "You know what?" "Call me whatever you want." "Listen to me." " Tell me." "There's a girl named Jasmine Gill." " Okay." "She dances in London." " Okay." "Find out about her and bring her here." "If I bring Jasmine Gill here, you'll leave the castle." " Right." "Consider it done!" "Just tell me if she's dead or alive." "Stupid!" "She's alive." "How would you have brought her here if she was dead?" "That's what I do." "I'm not capable of anything else." "What did you say?" "You'll leave the castle if I bring Jasmine Gill here." "My second condition is that you won't ask any questions." "You behave just like a housewife." "Listen"" "You have nothing else to do." "Why don't you see me off till the door?" "For what?" "Let the others know that we're friends now." "Shut up and get lost!" "So, Pinky has laid a condition that she will leave the castle.." "...if you bring her a girl named Jasmine Gill." "But why do you want to get involved into all of this?" "Just capture her in the bottle." "You take five minutes to capture ghosts." "No, master." "I can't do this in love." "And anyway, it's not about Bilal's wedding anymore." "I'm of a marriageable age as well." "Really?" "You still act immature, and you want to get married." "I think this is going to go on for a long time." "I think I should settle down here, too." "Bilal, find out if he's human or a ghost." "Cheers!" "Master, you're so funny!" "They look like ghosts to me." "Don't buy the grapes." "They look sour." "Those look okay." "Get the bag doubled." "Doubled.." "You shouldn't eat ketchup." "You don't know what kinds of tomatoes are used for it." "I have a flourishing business in Punjab." "I've come here on a holiday." "I thought I should advice you." "By the way, I like your earrings." "I chose them for a very close friend of mine last week." "But I forgot the shop." "Get out of the store and go left." "There's Burberry store"" " Oh, yes!" "I got them from the Burberry store." "It has other branches." "Burberry!" "Really?" "I think you missed the floor upstairs." "I've heard that there are no lights there.." ""As the shine of the gold is more than enough to lighten up the place." "Listen, mister" whatever your name is.." "JaggL." " Whatever." "Jaggi." " Burberry is a clothes store." "They don't sell jewelry." "You don't have to lie." "I'm not interested." ""Before my eyes.."" ""Close to my heart."" ""Someone resides."" " Can't you talk normally?" "Why do you have to exaggerate everything?" ""It's you."" "Sometimes I feel like forgetting everything else and killing you first." "Finally you spoke your heart out in a fit of rage." "Wait and watch." "Very soon, you'll ask me what I want to have for dessert after dinner." "I'll say I want a hug." "Abuses are not enough for what you've done." "Your idea failed and you're getting angry at me." "You can only get your pajama stuck in the chain of a cycle." "You can't entice a girl." "Put it down." "I said, put it down and leave." "What's wrong?" "This is what you were capable of." "You've challenged Jaggi." "Now, I'll make sure I entice the girl." "My way." "I'll finish this." "Enough, Derrick." "Stop learning with the girls, Ryan." "Five, six, seven, eight." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "Poise." "Keep the poise." " Sorry to disturb.." "...but I would like to introduce a new student, Mr. Jaggi from Punjab." "Oh, God!" "He's going to kill me." "Ms. Sharma, the second semester has begun." "How can we include him?" "Jasmine, I.." "I told him the same, but he says he knows how to do basic Salsa." "See, Salsa is a Spanish dance." "I don't think he can do it." "Ma'am, you haven't seen me dance yet." "We're talking about Salsa here, Mr. Jaggi." "Ma'am, it's about passion." "I give the orchestra at weddings a tough time." "Listen." "The bride's family is waiting.." "...while people can't get enough of my dance." ""The first blow scared me."" ""The second blow helped me."" ""The third blown"" " Stop it!" "Discipline." "Excuse me." "This is how much I love to dance, Ms. Sharma." "There's no girl available to pair with him." "Jasmine, he's made the payment." "You'll have to manage." "As far as pairing is concerned.." ""Let's mix alcohol in everyone's cold-drinks." "No one will know who they're dancing with." "And I could pair with her, too." "Good idea, Mr. Jaggi." " Go ahead." "Talk to her." "Okay, Ms. Sharma." "I can give him admission on one condition." "Let's test him on basic Salsa tomorrow." "If he passes the test, he can continue." "Yes, go ahead." "You can take my test." "Of course." "He'll pass with flying colors." "I'm sure." " Good luck for tomorrow, Mr. Jaggi." "Good luck." "You have to learn Salsa by tomorrow!" "Salsa is not a big deal." "I've seen that people just move fonlvard and backward." "I've done Salsa in government buses." "When the driver brakes, we move fonlvard." "When he accelerates, we move backwards." "If a person like me is travelling without a tic:ket.." "...and the conductor comes, turn around." "This is Salsa." "Everyone in Punjab does Salsa." "Idiot!" "You won't even learn holding the girl until tomorrow." "You know, you can learn Salsa only when you love your partner." "When you're affectionate towards them." "Then, Salsa is the best dance for us." "We should do it." "Our deal is over." "I don't want Jasmine, nor will I leave the castle." "Understand?" "Pindky." "My sweetheart." " Don't talk to me." "I'm very angry." "You look like a human when you're angry." "Don't be angry." "You know I don't like humans." "You're useless." "All you can do is talk." "I can cook well, too." "Keep smiling." "You look like a witch." "Now you look like the queen witch." "Queen witch." "Just wait and watch what I do now." " What?" "It's nothing." "I'm making a call." "Hello." "Yes, listen." "I need five Salsa CDS, a suit with tie and a CD player." "Salsa!" ""When the rainbow ribbon starts to play, dance with me."" ""Make me sway."" ""Like the lazy action holds the song."" ""Hold me close." "Sway with me."" ""Like a flower bent in little breeze."" ""In the breeze, sway with me."" ""While we dance, you have a way with me."" ""Sway with me." "Sway with me."" ""All the dancers may be on the floor."" ""But my eyes see only you."" ""Only you have the magic to please."" ""When we sway, I go.."" ""I can hear the sound of violins on the floor, every day."" ""Makes me think that only you know how to make me sway."" ""You are swaying me."" ""Like me." "Kill me." "Hold me."" ""Dance with me." "Tease me."" "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "Do your turns." "Take your turns." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "Smile, everyone." "It seems okay." " One, two, three." "And one, two, three." "Chin up." "Chin up." "It doesn't seem that difficult." " Why don't you go and dance?" "Why should I dance?" " Come, let's do the Salsa!" "You want to dance!" "You come, too." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Come." "You come, too." "I'll make you dance as well." "Come, let me show you what Salsa is." "Mr. Jaggi." "One, two, three." "One, two.." "One, two, three." "Salsa." " What's this?" "Salsa." "Take it off." "Discipline." "Quickly." "She's jealous because I'm looking handsome." "Partners, everyone." "Hello." "Ma'am, please ask them to come one by one." "Come back." "Girls, get back." "Amy." "Go." "What's wrong with you?" "Come on." " Centre." "Position." "Position." "Really?" "Okay." "Five, six, seven, eight." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "Take the lead, Mr. Jaggi." "It's all right." "You'll learn." "Don't give up." "You'll learn." "You'll learn." "Ma'am, she's new." "She'll take time to learn." "She can't do it." "Don't touch me." "One, two, three." "Two, three." "One, two, one, two, three." "One, two, one, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, one, two, one, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "Your admission, Mr. Jaggi." "Class over, guys." ""I'm a fan of yours."" ""Tell me what your situation is."" ""ls your lover upset with you?"" ""When you start dancing, people go crazy."" ""When you start dancing, people go crazy."" ""You seem to be punctual."" ""You seem to be too disciplined."" ""You seem to be punctual."" ""You seem to be too disciplined."" ""You'll kill me."" ""When you start dancing, people go crazy."" ""When you start dancing, people go crazy."" ""The relations formed in youth.."" ""..stay with you for a lifetime."" ""The relations formed in youth.."" ""..stay with you for a lifetime."" ""My heart beats for you."" ""When you start dancing, people go crazy."" ""When you start dancing, people go crazy."" "What do you think about learning Salsa?" "Yes!" "Salsa is a difficult dance form." "It can be performed only by the educated people of England." "Even mares at fares can perform Bhangra." "The point is that I can't learn Salsa." "I can teach you Salsa, but I really need to know.." "...why you want to learn Salsa." "Lucy Spanish." "What?" " Lucy Spanish is my girlfriend." "We're going to get married." " So?" "She's laid a condition that.." "...I have to perform Salsa with her on the wedding." "Okay." " I love her a lot." "You know to what.." "...extent a person can go when he's truly in love with someone." "I hope you're not lying this time." "When have I lied before?" "All right, whoever lies now will be punished." "What are you doing?" "Salsa." "But I must say that you perform Bhangra very well." "And I'm sure you'll learn Salsa very soon." "Are you sure?" " I'm sure." "Are you sure?" "9 o'clock." "Sharp." "Are you sure?" " Sure." "They call me an expert for a reason." ""Sardarji."" ""Sardarji."" "Bilal, will our problems be solved?" "It was very difficult to convince our families for our marriage." "And we have this new problem now." "Only seven days are left, Bilal." "We will get married, won't we?" "What is Sardarji up to?" "Mr. Jaggi." "What's this?" "I gave the Bhangra group some 'Laddusi" "I've brought some for you as well." "As a token, ma'am." "Thank you." "Anyway, my dance class has some rules." "Come on time, learn dedicatedly and talk less." "What nonsense!" " What?" "Ma'am, the group isn't here." "Where are the other students?" "They've joined Bhangra classes." "They say Salsa is no fun." "That's a loss for us." "We shouldn't lose our customers." "I'll teach them Bhangra and you sing." "We can benefit that way." "Let's start Salsa." "Let's learn Salsa today." "You have to take four steps." "One, two, three, four." "Four, three, two, one." "Do this." "Close your eyes." "Assume a situation." "Something that's a routine." "It helps the body form a rhythm." "I need to form a rhythm." "A routine." " Yes." "Okay." "Here it is." "Put the bike on gear, release the clutch.." "...accelerate and brake." "I get down and park the bike." "I'm playing with my key." " What's wrong?" "I cannot go pass a girl standing alone." "I must get down and offer her a lift." "Stupid!" "Couldn't you have assumed a better situation?" "Get out." " Relax." "Don't be angry." "I'm a villager." "This is howl understand." "I have another idea." "Hold the key." "Okay, forget the key." "You sing and I'll perform Salsa." "Just wait and watch what happens." "You cannot sing while performing Salsa." "I'll have to do that as well?" "All right, let's do it." "Come on." ""Don't wear black slippers."" ""..and go to the city."" ""Look at your sway."" ""it'll drive people crazy in the city."" "Is it working?" ""I went to the market to get something."" ""My friends winked at a girl who studies with me."" ""She's fair}." "What are you doing?" "It's a long song." "I'm making adjustments." ""She's fair}." ""She's beautiful." "My friends will entice her."" ""She's the one." "My friends will entice her."" ""She's the one." "My friends will entice her."" ""She's great!"" "Did I manage to do Salsa?" "To heck with Salsa." "I was just being nice." "Let's try together." "Let's try together." "This means I'm not good enough." "You will be." "You're doing good." "Come, let's try again." "Come." "Have you lost your mind?" "Why did you run away from there?" "Women in the village"" "...don't let boys like you even stand next to their kids.." "...or you might spoil their kids." "And the girl was willingly dancing with you here." "Will you come down?" "Don't try to be Aladdin." "Tell me." "You're concerned about the dance." "I was about to faint." "Why would you faint?" "What's wrong with you?" "Don't try to act smart." "I've been through it, so I know better." "What did you go through?" "Tell me." " I'm telling you." "Listen." "I went close to her." "She came close to me." "We made eye contact." "Her hands were in mine." "We held each other tightly." "What are you doing?" " It's Salsa." "Will you let me finish?" "Tell me." "Then, she took my hand.." "...put it around her waist and pulled me towards her." "Then?" "I could feel her breaths." " Then?" "Then I froze." "I don't know what happened after that." "Did she make you dance on ice that you froze?" "You're too much." "You've never been this close to a girl before." "I have." "I haven't." "I don't get involved with girls." "You don't have to, either.." "...as you're surrounded by ghosts and witches all the time." "Listen, love demands sacrifice." "If you can't make sacrifices, then forget about Pinky." "You want me to forget Pindky." " Yes." "You want me to forget my queen witch!" " Yes." "I can even give my life for her!" "Master, I'm scared." "If I don't become a ghost after death.." "...then I might not see Pinky again." "Be strong." "I can sense that you will be successful in attaining Pinky." "Are you sure?" " I'm sure." "Are you sure?" " I'm sure." "Are you sure?" " I don't know." "No, I know you're sure." "Oh, hi!" "I was waiting for you." "I'm Shahina, your new Salsa trainer." "Shall we start?" "Come." "Hello!" "Hello, Jasmine!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Don't be under this illusion"" "...that you're so pretty that I'd go looking around for you!" "You think you're stylish!" "God has blessed you with a face to smile sometimes." "Why do you sulk all the time?" "What are you doing here?" "This is my house." "What are you doing here?" "This is not fair." "You told me you'd quit after you're done teaching me Salsa." "I know, but Shahina is a much more experienced trainer than me." "You want to learn Salsa, right?" "Let her teach you." "But I gifted you the 'Laddus', and not her." "Don't make me spend more." "You train me." "You're my teacher now." "What happened yesterday?" "You left the dance halfway and fled." "Go ahead." "Make an excuse for that as well." "You never tell the truth, do you?" "So?" "If you really want to know the truth.." "I fled because." "I don't know what happened.." "I felt that way.." "Because I've never touched a girl before." "Hold on." "Let me get this straight." "You ran away because you've never touched a girl before!" "You've never touched a girl before!" "I've never touched a girl.." "...but I have touched witches before." "You're crazy." "Funny crazy." "You're doing this for your girlfriend, aren't you?" "This is not what lovers do these days." "But I believe this is how love should be." "And if love is not like that, then it's not love at all." "Okay." "Are you sure?" "Come." "Come." "Five, six, seven, eight." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "Jaw'" "Yes?" " Excuse me." "Yes.." "Get up.." "You'll have to get up." "You're on top of me." "My clothes are wet." "I'll go change." "Coffee?" " Yes, I'll have some." "Come in." "I'll be right back." "What's going on?" " We're having fun." "It doesn't seem like you're interested in learning Salsa." "Stay away from my daughter, or I'll kill you." "Let it go." "Why are you after him?" "He seems to be a nice guy." "Nice." " Nice." "Your father seems to be a short-tempered man, Jasmine." "He was short-tempered." "But how did you know?" "The fathers of beautiful daughters are usually short-tempered." "So, where did you meet Lucy?" " Who's Lucy?" "Lucy, your girlfriend." "Your Spanish girlfriend." "Actually, I call her Mithi." " Mithi!" "That's so sweet!" " Yes." "We met via Facebook." "I was looking for my friend Lucky." "I missed a 'K'." "It was a spelling mistake." "That's how I found Lucy." "I forgot the world when I met her." "Where is Lucy?" "I wonder why I feel as if you only lie." "Are you sure?" " Yes." "But I'm not lying." "I can even swear to God." "No, that's not what I meant." "Actually, no one loves their partner these days.." ""As much as you love Lucy." "See." "Does Lucy love you a lot, too?" " Lucy!" "She wears Punjabi dresses for me." "She insists on covering her head with a heavy veil, too." "But I asked her not to, as she's so delicate that she might fall." "Lucy respects Punjab and its people a lot." "Why don't you ask her to learn Bhangra?" "She has a bad throat." "She can't learn." "What has the throat got to do with Bhangra?" "You need to scream while performing Bhangra." "It's not easy to learn Bhangra." "Bhangra can't be learnt on counts." "This is what you do in Bhangra." "How can she learn Bhangra?" "I'll talk to Lucy." "I think Salsa will affect your relationship." "No, don't worry." "I'll learn Salsa in minutes." "Don't worry." "I don't want.." "...such a beautiful relationship to be ruined because of a dance." "I want to meet Lucy." "No, you're getting serious now." "I'll talk to her." "Why do you bother?" "I have to worry as it's not easy to teach you Salsa." "I want to meet Lucy, tonight, at 8 p.m." "Are you sure?" " I'm sure." "I wear cheap vests, but I had to choose a Spanish girlfriend." "You did a great job, Jaggi." "Hats off." "Hello, Bilal." " Yes, Jaggi." "I need a girl, or your marriage is in trouble." "What's the matter?" "Tell me what happened." "Bilal, don't ask questions." "I need a Spanish girl by 8 p.m. tonight." "Someone whose name is Lucy." "Okay." "Spanish." "Done." "I'm starving!" "What have you cooked?" " No!" "We'll eat together." "Let Lucy come." "Strange." "Let me check if the spices are proper." "I've checked it." "It's fine." "Lucy." "Lucy." "Hi!" " Hi, I'm Cindy, Sardarji's girlfriend." "Oh, come in." " Hi." "Thanks." "Here comes your girlfriend wearing a Punjabi dress." "My sweetheart!" "You said her name was Lucy." "She says her name is Cindy." "Her maternal name is Cindy." "She's so upset that she's changed her name to Cindy." "My sweetheart was upset." "My darling girlfriend!" "Get off me." "I'm Sardarji's girlfriend." "I see." "So, you want to play that game." "You're so silly." "I am Sardarji." "I am Sardarji." "Oh!" "Yes.." "Come, give me a hug." " Darling, I love you." "She's upset now." "But, when she's in a good mood.." "...she caresses me for at least half an hour." "Girlfriend, let's eat dinner." "Oh, yes, let's eat." "Let's eat." "My Lucy is here." "My Lucy is here." "I'm starving!" "What nonsense." "What, darling?" " Eat, darling." "Okay." "So, Cindy, how do you like Punjab and Punjabi people?" "Punjab!" "Oh, Punjab!" "Lots of things to see." "Bhangra." "Green fields." "She's calm now." "Handsome men." "Poor people." "Hungry people." "Is that a problem?" "Here." "Drink some." " No, my sweetheart will drink." "My little, delicate girlfriend will drink." "So, Cindy, would you like to live in England"" "...or would you move to Punjab after marriage?" "Why the heck would I leave my country?" "Like, why?" "Jaggi, let her talk." " She's not talking sense anyway." "You're drinking my alcohol and humiliating me." "Why are you asking her so many questions?" "She's angry." "Let her eat." " Okay." "Okay." "I'll feed her." "L.." "Give her some rice." " Wine.." "Wine.." "Have some rice." " Bottle.." "Dal, some rice, mix.." "Peas"" "No.." "No.." "I can't.." "No.." "I don't like Indian food." "Don't you have pizza, or chicken, or burritos, or like.." "Jaggi, you told me she likes Punjabi food." "She's very angry." "She's not in a good mood." "I'm sorry." "I can't do this." "Let's go out." "Never mind." "Let's eat out tonight." "Can I tell you something?" "She's not fit for you." "Someone else is fit for me." ""When your bangles chime.."" ""..it feels like the stars come on land."" ""When your bangles chime.."" ""..it feels like the stars come on land."" ""You mesmerize me."" ""Your beauty is enchanting."" ""You mesmerize me."" ""Your beauty is enchanting."" ""We'll stay awake when everyone falls asleep."" ""We'll stay awake when everyone falls asleep."" ""When your bangles chime.."" ""..it feels like the stars come on land."" ""Your looks kill me."" ""I feel at peace when you look at me."" ""Your looks kill me."" ""I feel at peace when you look at me."" ""When you're with me, I forget the world."" ""When you're with me, I forget the world."" ""When your bangles chime.."" ""..it feels like the stars come on land."" ""When your bangles chime.."" ""..it feels like the stars come on land."" ""When your bangles chime.."" "Lucy"" ""..it feels like the stars come on land."" "Lucy!" "Look, I was paid till 8." "Your time's over." "Hey. you paid rm s p.m_!" "I'll tell you everything." "You don't have to say anything." "Be brave." "How can I be brave!" "Jaggi, wait.." "Oh, God!" "Lucy, may you rot in hell!" " Jaggi!" "Jaggi, move your hand." "JaggL. don't cover your face." "It's okay." "I was feeling a little restless for the past few days, Jasmine." "I thought it was my blood pressure that was fluctuating." "It would be fine." "But.." "Oh, God!" "I didn't know my heart was signaling me, Jasmine." "Jasmine, I want to die." " No.." "It's okay." " Jasmine, let me die." "Have faith." " How can I have faith, Jasmine?" "Jaggi, get up." " Lucy!" "May you rot in hell, you witch!" "Jaggi, get up." "Get up." "It's okay." "Everything will be all right." "Get up." "Should I get up?" " Get up." "Taxi." " Come." "Oh, God!" "Sardarji, are you all right?" " Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" " Sardarji." "Sardarji?" " Yes." "You added the 'ji', didn't you?" " Yes." "That's important." "Oh, God!" " Okay!" "You know what?" "There are many more nice girls in the world." "I'm sure you'll soon find a loving girl." "Are you sure?" "I'm sure." "Excuse me." "Can we get two Cokes, please?" " Two Cokes, sure." "Two Cokes, table number five." "Can I get two rum and Cokes for table nine?" "Lucy?" "The name doesn't sound that great." "She doesn't match your level." "Two Cokes, table 5." "Two rum and Cokes, table nine." "Don't mind, but can I say something?" "Punjabi boys are idiots." "I mean, why did you have to go crazy about that silly girl?" "It took me three hours to cook all of that.." "...and that Lucy didn't even taste it." "Do you have an answer to that?" "Lucy was a drunkard." "Tell me." "Do you have an answer to this?" "I do, but I can't say it." "How will you say it?" "I'm sure you don't have an answer." "What nonsense!" "How can I answer you?" "You didn't leave any drinks for me." "Where are you, waiter?" "Remember your questions." "You'll get the answers in a while." " Okay." "I need Coke." " Hold on." "Hello, waiter." " Vodka, rum, whiskey?" "Give me everything." "Hello!" "Show me." "Is that me?" "'You listen to me, people.'" "'I don't give a damn!" "'" "'I'm going to live my life my way!" "'" "Go back." "'Ask me now.'" "'Lucy didn't eat because she may not have liked the food.'" "'Why should I be punished for her?" "'" "'What do you think of yourself?" "'" "'Salsa is no big deal for me!" "'" "'Here you go!" "One, two, three, four." "Four, three, two, one.'" "'Let me click a picture." "Here you are.'" "Oh, Shit!" "We won't take any more selfies." "I'll delete these." "Bye." " Bye." "You can keep them." "They're memories." "He's having an affair." "Do you think you can get married at all?" "Jaggi, only five days are left for my wedding." "And, my family doesn't feel like you can do it." "Forget about your family." "What do you think?" "I feel that it's only you who can resolve this." "I've given you my word." "Have faith." "I trust Sardarji's word." "Hello, ma'am." "Greetings." " Greetings, Jaggi dear." "Can you come home today?" "It's Pinky's birthday." "I called all her friends, but everyone's busy." "Even her cake is.." " Can I come tomorrow?" "I have something important to do today." "I'll come tomorrow for sure." "You take care." "Okay, dear." "Happy birthday." "Ready." "One, two, three, four!" "How do you like the arrangements?" "Someone has celebrated my birthday after a very long time." "Hold on." "That's not all." "Come on!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "You can pay us a few pounds less, but don't scare us." "Who are you talking to?" "What's your problem?" "They've been playing quietly, too." "They are foreigners." "They won't understand you anyway." "I'm petrified." "Please pay us and let us go." "How much do I have to pay you?" " 50 pounds." "Here you are." "Here are 50 rupees, too." "You're Punjabi." "Be brave." "I'm friends with the witch." "Witch!" "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "How did you know that it's my birthday?" "They call me an expert for a reason." "You overpaid him." "He cheated you." "Oh, my!" "You're trying to save my moneyjust like a housewife does." "Pinky, it's been four years since you died." "Things are expensive these days." "Nothing is so expensive." "Grocery has gotten expensive." "A bottle of orange juice costs Rs. 150.." "...and two boiled eggs cost Rs. 15." "What?" " Yes." "Just plain, without chutney." "The fares of mini buses have increased"" "...and the government doesn't issue permits." "There are no mini buses in England." "Once Punjabis arrive here, they'll start." "All you do is talk." "What about the task that I had given you to do?" "You were gone for three days." "I was waiting for you." "Were you waiting for me or missing me?" "You've started again!" "I asked you to do something." "What about that?" "Why do you get angry, sweetheart?" "I was busy doing that." "Look." "Look at this." "What's this?" " Pictures." "That's all right, but why are you so close to her?" "I was quite drunk." "And then?" "And then, I got high." "What's this?" " I don't remember what happened then." "Did you come here to do all this?" " Hold on." "What's wrong?" "After seeing these pictures, I think this is what you intend to do." "Why do I feel like someone is jealous in spite of being dead?" "How many candles?" " Do whatever you want." "Why do you ask me?" "Is 34 fine?" " That's too much." "28?" "All right, 16 is fine." "Okay." "As you wish." "What?" "One thing's for sure." "Whether a girl or a witch, women don't want to reveal their real age." "All right, let's take a selfie." "Come on." "Forget about the picture." "Cut the cake." "No.." "Sorry." "Okay, tell me something." "If I go to Punjab with you, where will you take me?" "To the palace." "Oh!" "You have a palace, too?" "It's bigger than this castle." " Really?" "But, only two rooms have roofs on them." "The rest is open." "And, what if you fall for another witch?" "I have the queen witch." "Why would I fall for someone else?" "What if you fall for a girl?" "Mission impossible." "'She got me my pension before her death.'" "Pinky!" "Jaggi, I called you a liar." "But I've hidden the truth from you, too." "Five years ago.." "...there was a girl who was famous all over in Birmingham." "Pinky." "The dance queen, Pinky." "And then, she had a competitor, and that was me, Jasmine." "Of course, it was very difficult to beat Pinky." "So, I lost the first year." "Pinky had a lot of fans." "But it's a rule of nature." "New flowers blossom every year, while the old ones wither." "Gradually, people started to like me, too." "Pinky was worried about this." "She knew who would win next year." "Competition turned into hatred." "'Competitions are won not by bragging.'" "'..but with the help of skills.'" "'And you very well know who is more skilled.'" "'You lost last year." "You'll lose this year as well.'" "'Because there can only be one star, and that's me.'" "'Yes, you are a star, but a shooting star.'" "'Now you see me, now you don't.'" "'Get off my face!" "'" "'Don't push me again!" "'" "It was an accident." "But I feel guilty about it." "I couldn't apologize to anyone, nor could I ever forgive myself." "I thought I should at least apologize to Pinky's mother." "But I couldn't muster the courage." "I thought of killing myself, but that wasn't easy either." "Pinky left, and took along my life.." "...my happiness, my dancing, everything." "Instead of suffering like that each day.." "...I wish I had died instead of Pinky that day." "Breathing alone is not called living." "You know, Jaggi, whoeverl loved in life.." "...either left me, or I left them." "People say I'm so ill-fated that my parents died because of me." "'Where are your parents?" " I have no one.'" "'People abuse me." "They hit me." "They torture me.'" "'Did your parents take your voice along!" "'" "I thought my life had come to a standstill." "And then, you came." "My life started to move on." "I want to be honest with you." "I love you a lot." "But that doesn't mean I expect you to love me, too." "But I have the right to wait." "'What if you fall for a girl?" "'" "'Mission impossible.'" "Go home and sleep if you're sleepy." "I'm not sleepy." "You're in love." "Are you sure?" "Jasmine" No." "Jasmine"" "'n." "I love you." "Is that okay?" "Listen, this won't help." "Take this." "Jasmine!" "Jasmine!" "My sweetheart!" "Hello!" " Why did you flee earlier?" "Are you drunk?" " What's the matter, Jaggi?" "I haven't been caught at the border." "Why are you interrogating me?" "I'll answer your questions." "Let me speak first." "Okay, I'm coming downstairs." "Come inside." "Talk right here." "I'm talking right here!" "Move aside or you'll fall." " What?" "I wonder what nonsense he's talking!" "Jasmine, I need to talk to you." " What is it?" "I don't think I'll be able to say the whole thing." "I'll come straight to the conclusion." "Here you are." "I'm in love with you." " What?" "I love you." "Hello, Jasmine." "Hello." "I don't know how it happened." "I have no idea." "I feel nervous." "But it's done now.." " Jaggi." "Jaggi!" " Jasmine, let me speak." "Hello." "When I close my eyes, I see you with your hair open." "When I open my eyes, your hair is tied." "I want to say something, too." "I won't spare you, Jasmine." "Won't you let me finish?" "Hello, Jasmine." "Hello." "Jasmine, I'm hungry, but I don't feel like eating." "L.." "I'm sleepy, but I can't sleep, Jasmine." "I used to drink milk and I don't know what I'm drinking now." "The world seems beautiful now." "I'm in love with you, Jasmine." "Will you speak or do you only want me to talk?" "I love you, too." "APDlaud now!" "Who do you keep talking to?" "Jasmine, I love you." "I love you." "I love you, Jasmine." "I love you." "And I love you." ""I can't sleep." "I miss you all the time."" ""I can't sleep." "I miss you all the time."" ""My heart keeps saying.."" ""I love you."" ""I love you."" ""I like you."" ""I love you."" ""I love you."" ""My heart keeps saying.."" ""I like you."" ""I love you." "I love you."" ""I love you."" ""When you travel around the city on your scooter.."" "".." "I feel like being your pillion."" ""But I'm scared of your father."" ""I love you."" ""I love you."" ""I like you."" ""I love you."" ""I love you."" ""But I'm scared of your father."" ""I like you."" ""I love you." "I love you."" ""I love you."" ""Let's take a selfie for memories."" ""I plan on taking you for a movie tomorrow."" ""My wallet isn't hidden from you."" ""I love you."" ""I love you."" ""I like you."" ""I love you."" ""I love you."" ""My wallet isn't hidden from you."" ""I like you."" ""I love you." "I love you."" ""I love you."" "I've told you so many times to knock before opening the bottle." "I get sentimental sometimes." "I was daydreaming." "I'm very happy today, master." "All the problems will be solved today." "I'll clear the misunderstanding between Pinky and Jasmine." "Bilal will get married." "Do you have the courage to tell the truth?" "I'm going to Pinky." "I'm not talking about Pinky." "I'm talking about Jasmine." "Does she know why you're here?" "Why you were learning Salsa?" "Does Jasmine know that Pinky had sent you to her?" "Does she know who you are?" "My dear Jaggi." "I love you." "I love you." " Come." "What's the matter?" "Are you in a bad mood?" "There's something I need to tell you." " What?" "I never had a Spanish girlfriend." "I didn't even know her name." "The other day, when you were leaving money for Pinky's mom.." "...I had just left from there after meeting her." "Did you know Pinky?" "I know Pinky." "Actually, this is what I do in Punjab." "Bilal had called me up." "I came to England because Bilal was to get married." "My job was to take you inside the castle." "Everything was going perfectly." "And then?" "I fell in love." "With you." "Jasmine, I know you're very angry at me." "But please don't be quiet." "Scold me if you want to." "If you wanted to get me killed, then why did you pretend to love me?" "All you had to do was ask me for my life." "I wouldn't have refused." "This will be the last lie of my life." "There is a difference between a lie and deceit, Jaggi." "Please forgive me." "Get out." " Jasmine, I'll set everything right." "Get out!" "Dear, you lost your love because you told the truth." "Lying was better." "Are you happy now?" "Jasmine had started to smile after a very long time." "I told you that this boy wasn't right for Jasmine." "We're dead." "We can't even help you." "Come on, pack your bags and go back to Punjab." "JaQQi. are you all right?" "Don't talk to me!" "My mission was almost accomplished." "I was singing love songs and having fun." "But you told me that I was in love with Jasmine." "She left me." "You knew I don't like humans." "Are you sure?" " Yes, I'm sure." "As long as I was lying.." "...she was performing Salsa and Bhangra with me.." "...and clicking selfies with me." "But when I told the truth, she asked me to get lost." "This is not how love is." "Are you sure?" "Jaggi." " What?" "Answer your phone." " It's my phone." "I don't wish to answer it." "Don't talk to me." "I'm warning you." "Hello." "JaggL." "Where are you?" "It's my wedding day." "We're waiting for you outside." "Please tell us if we can go inside." "Please, Jaggi." "At least tell me whether Pinky is inside or has left." "Listen." "Where is the Sardar?" "I think he's concerned about his marriage more than yours." "Uncle!" "Who's she?" "The wedding can't happen now." "The witch has relatives." "Jaggi, you won't let us go inside"" "...but the girl you were dancing with is going inside." "Pinky." "You wanted me here, right?" "Here I am." "You think I killed you to win the competition." "But I was never that selfish." "Perhaps, losing wouldn't have pained me as much as your death has." "Stop giving false explanations." "I died because of you." "You have to die, too." "Let's go." "I don't think the wedding is going to happen." "To heck with the Sardar!" "Sardarji!" " Sardarji!" "Sardarji." "He's here." "I know you want me dead." "I'm ready." "I'm ready, Pinky." "I have no reason left to remain alive." "I'm ready, Pinky." "Hello!" "Stop!" "Move!" "Why are you in such a hurry to die?" "Come on." "Why do you sympathize with her?" "Because she's here for me." "Is Pinky here?" "Who are you talking to?" "The one you were talking to." "Stand quietly." "Jaggi, let her die." "She killed me." "She is not capable of killing anyone." "I've found out everything." "She didn't push you on purpose." "You fell by mistake." " Please let me die, Jaggi." "Everything will be fine once I die." "Are you out of your mind!" "Just stand quietly!" "Pinky, I've found out." "She is a very nice girl." "Pinky, please forgive her." "She couldn't live in peace after your death." "She quit dancing." "You love your mother the most, don't you?" "Don't you?" "She sends money to your mother every month." "Yes." "What?" "Have you forgiven her?" "All right, it's sorted!" "She has forgiven you." "Jasmine, Pinky has forgiven you." "Jaggi, I haven't forgiven her." "You're just assuming things." "Thank God!" "Now hug each other and finish it off." "All right, don't hug each other." "It's over now." "Jaggi, she killed me." "I haven't forgiven her." "Let me clear your misunderstanding." "Come, let me tell you what must have happened." "I've found out what happened that day." "Look, Pinky was here and Jasmine was here." "Where was Jaggi?" "You weren't there." " Of course I wasn't!" "Stand quietly!" "Don't confuse me!" "All this wouldn't have happened if I was there." "I'll tell you what happened that day." "This is Jasmine, and I'm Pinky." "No, this is Pinky and I'm Jasmine." "Pinky pushed Jasmine." "Push me." "You're Pinky." "And that's why Jasmine pushed Pinky." "She fell!" "I know she fell, but it's not her fault." "Jaggi!" " Hold on, let me finish." "Stupid, Jasmine fell." "Go and save her." "Jaggfl" "Jaggi, please help me." "You didn't listen to me." "You jumped." "Jaggi, please save me." "You said you wanted to die." "You were trying to be a hero." "Jaggi, if something happens to me, I won't spare you." "Don't threaten me." " Give me your hand." "She was trying to act smart." "Come on." " Give me your hand." "Pull me up." "The witch may not come out, but the girl will lose her arm today." "Jaggi, I hope Pinky has forgiven me." "If the witches stop obeying me, then my business will be shut." "Come on." "Oh, God!" "Don't let her die, Jaggi." "I'm saving her." "And why are you so concerned?" "Is she your long lost relative?" "If she dies, then she'll become a witch and be my competitor again." "Jaggi, I lost my grip." "Women confuse me." "First you told me that you wanted to kill her.." "...and now you want me to save her." "Please." " Don't make me the bad guy." "Jaggi!" " Jaggi!" " Sardarji!" "Jaggi!" "Jaggi!" "Jaggi!" "Jaggi!" "Jaggfl" "Jaggi, I'm losing grip." "I don't want to die." " Jasmine, listen to me." "Let go of me." "You'll die, but I'll find you." "No, no, no!" "Jasmine, my leg hurts." "I'm losing grip, too." "Stop making faces." "Use your powers." "Of what use is a witch?" " Yes." "That's it?" " That's it." "Is that all you've got?" "You make some efforts, too." "I can't do everything." "Jaggi!" " Hold on." "_ Jaggi, please." "I m losing my grip Jaggi" "Be careful." "Try to come up." "Hold my hand." "All right, Jasmine, Pinky, I'm going." "Bilal, listen!" "I'm dying!" " Be careful, Jaggi!" "Take a few lakh pounds from Bilal and let go of the castle." "Send a few pounds to Chundi as well." "He won't survive without me." "Donate some pounds to the Gurudwara in the village." "Jaggi, hold my hand, please." "Come up." "I bought some new stuff which I haven't even used." "Give it to some needy." "Stupid, he'll be fine." "Pull him up." " Hold my hand." "Hold my hand, please." "Jaggi, please come up." "I have no one else but you." "Give me your hand." "Why are you crying?" "I'm fine." " Sorry." "You threw me out of your house, didn't you?" "I helped you today." "Thanks." "Idiot." "Shall we?" "Did Pinky forgive me?" "Sardarji?" "Yes!" "He's done it!" "Mr. Bilal, what would you like to say about this?" "Did Sardarji fulfill his mission?" "Sardarji fulfilled his promise!" " Yes!" "Sardarji.." " Sardarji.." "Sardarji, will the wedding happen now?" "Sardarji, will the queen arrive?" "Have you forgotten something?" "Pindky." "Pindky." "Pindky." "Hello, Pindky." "What are you doing here?" "Leave." "Iwill." "Let me look first." "I might never come back to England again." "I'm not talking about you." "I'm talking about the castle." "Why don't you leave?" "Why are you doing this?" " Why are you doing this?" "Why are you hiding your feelings?" "I have no feelings." "And I don't need to hide them." "If this is how ghosts behave with me, then my business will be doomed." "Ghosts and witches are mere business for you, right?" "Nothing more than that." "You don't care about anyone's feelings." "You've got what you wanted." "You're a witch for namesake." "You behave just like any other girl." "Stop beating around the bush." "Can't you simply say that you feel like coming with me?" "You won't take me along anyway." "Are you sure?" "Jaggfl" "JQQQL let go of me!" "JQQQL let go of me!" "Were you always this heavy.." "...or did you put on weight after becoming a witch?" "Shut up!" "I'm going to teach you a lesson in the village." "Very funny!" " Quiet." "Photographs." "Smile." "What happened?" " What happened?" "The ghost has been exercised." "Everything is under control." "The field is clear." "I repeat, it's clear." "Just waiting for the arrival of Her Highness." "Sardarji has done it." "Ladies and gentlemen.." "Her Royal Highness." " Highness." "Greetings, Sardarji." " Greetings, aunt." "Young man, you saved our honor." "If there is anything I can do for you?" "Anything." "Anything?" " Anything means anything." "You took something from us a long time ago." "Return it." "Oh, really?" "What is it?" "The Kohinoor." " Oh." "Think about it, aunt." "So, Richard." "No, buddy." "Ravinder Bakshi." "I've learnt a lot from you." "Stop hiding your face and go and dance." "You're the son-in-law of the family." "Jaggi, you did it." "She still talks weirdly." "Wow!" " She's pretty!" "The queen is beautiful." "The milk is lukewarm." "It's a steel glass." "We might burn our tongues." "Here, you drink the first half." "I can't control myself." "Once I start drinking, I can't stop." "Why did Chundi keep it here?" "He's trying to be an interior decorator." "So sweet!" "Drink it." "Drink milk to your heart's content." "What am I going to do now?" "You would run after me in England." "Birthday celebrations, pancakes, the band guys"" "Everyone has to get married and settle down eventually." "I can't be flirting all my life." "Did you say something?" "I will drink the other half." "Leave some milk for me." "You're not ashamed, are you?" " I'm not." "I'm not a guest here." "I'm the groom." "Jaggi, I don't understand what you're saying." "Darling, these are romantic talks." "You'll understand them gradually." "Go." "Why should I go?" "I'll sit right here." "Jaggi, take off my veil." "Hold on, Jasmine." "I will." "We have all night." "I'll take you around the village tomorrow morning." " No." "I feel homesick." "Talk to me." ""Every night in my dreams."" ""I see you." "I feel you."" "Are you sure?" " Yes, I'm sure." "Jasmine." "Jasmine." "Jasmine"" "Are you sure?" "Pindky." "Sweetheart." ""My beloved looks beautiful."" ""My beloved.."" ""When you fall in love with a Jatt.."" ""..keep this in mind."" ""When you fall in love with a Jatt.."" ""..keep this in mind."" ""He follows just two things."" ""He can't live without his beloved."" ""He resists on a Thursday."" ""He can't live without his beloved."" ""He resists on a Thursday."" ""The complexion is dusky.."" ""..but beautiful."" ""I've lost my slumber."" ""I only keep thinking about you."" ""He doesn't follow horoscopes."" ""A Jatt has a lot of principles in life."" ""What the world is afraid of doing.."" ""..he does it every day."" ""He's not scared of anything."" ""He can't live without his beloved."" ""He resists on a Thursday."" ""He can't live without his beloved."" ""He resists on a Thursday."" ""He can't live without his beloved."" ""He resists on a Thursday."" ""He can't live without his beloved."" ""He resists on a Thursday.""