"imagine waiting eight weeks to get tickets." "When he sings, I feel he's singing just to me." "I don't want to miss a note." "Who wants to hear him sing?" "You do." "I had to give up a good poker game for this." "Keep moving, folks." "Star light Star bright" "First star I've seen tonight" "Wish I may, wish I might" "Have the wish I make tonight" "Star light Star bright" "Send me my love tonight" "If you will, if you do" "That's my wish come true" "In my mind, my ideal" "Is a creature so supreme" "Let me find that she's real" "And notjust a lovely dream" "Star light Star bright" "First star I've seen tonight" "Find my love so I might" "Hold her in my arms" "Tonight" "That, ladies and gentlemen, was Russ Raymond," "America's singing heartthrob presenting that brand-new number," ""Star Light, Star Bright. "" "And so Fluffso Soap, the soap that does fluff so... brings to a close the 333rd program of Russ Raymond." "If you wish an autographed picture of Russ Raymond, America's singing heartthrob..." "Hi, Pete." "Hi, Dynamite." "Where do you gobs want off?" "Just dump us off anywhere." "Okay." "Ready?" "Thanks a lot." "Okay." "Come here!" "Still got the letter?" "Right here." "Mr. Thomas Halstead, Conquistador Hotel." "Must be a big shot if the captain sends him private messages." "I don't understand why the captain picked you to deliver a message." "Because I'm the smartest man in the navy." "How do you figure that?" "He said it was impossible for anybody to teach me anything." "Look out!" "Why don't you look where you're going?" "Hello." "What's the matter with you guys?" "Ain't you got any sense?" "You wanna hurt somebody?" "You wouldn't drive like that if there was a cop around here!" "You bet." "There ain't a cop within a mile!" "Nobody would drive like that." "Go call me a policeman." "Sure..." "What?" "Didn't you sailors hear that officer blow his whistle?" "Yes." "What do you think he's doing, giving bird imitations?" "Or does he look like a peanut stand?" "There's a law against jaywalking!" "Give him a ticket." "Wait, Smokey." "Keep out of this!" "Don't tell him to give me a ticket." "I'll get you out of it." "In a patrol wagon." "I don't like to give a sailor a ticket." "Hear what he said?" "It's your duty." "Leave the man alone." "You keep quiet." "I insist you give him a ticket." "Persistent sort of a guy." "Just keep quiet." "He can't bluff me." "Give him one." "Okay, if you insist." "What's your name?" "Pomeroy Watson." "What ship?" "No ship." "I ain't ever been on a boat." "What?" "I only been in the navy six years." "Never been to sea?" "No, sir." "Revolting, isn't it?" "Next time, watch your step." "Both of you." "My first ticket, and I wasn't even driving a car." "See what I get on account of you people?" "Are you gonna let him bluff you?" "Tear it up." "It's no good?" "Tear it up, go on!" "He can't do anything to you." "What's the idea?" "That was his idea." "Yeah?" "Tell that to the marines." "That was his idea." "I got a ticket..." "Hey, listen." "A clown in a sailor's suit, huh?" "Let's see how well you entertain the boys in the brig." "You gotta let him deliver the captain's letter first." "Yeah." "Okay, you deliver that letter and report back to the base." "I'm not gonna have any trouble out of either one of you." "Okay." "You gonna let that big lug get away with that?" "I'm gonna call him and you're going to tell him off." "Wait a minute." "Every time you open up my mouth, you get me in trouble." "All right." "Come on." "We'll deliver the letter." "Hey, Smokey." "What?" "What a cute kid." "Hello, how are you?" "Give me the letter." "Get that letter, will you?" "There's the letter." "Pick it up." "Let's get going." "Oh!" "In trouble again, huh?" " Can't we fix this all up?" " Not with me, sailor." "Here's your money." "Trying to bribe me?" "Pomeroy Watson." "No, I was only trying to..." "I know." "You can take your money and get out of this area." "But this money..." "You heard me!" "Get out of here!" "Okay." "Okay, okay." "Okay." "Hey!" "Who is it?" "The navy.!" "Come in, boys." "Get in here." "Are you Thomas Halstead?" "That's right." "I got a letter for you." "Thanks." "You boys always deliver dirty letters?" "Oh, no." "I wouldn't even look at a dirty postcard." ""Mr. Halstead, enclosed... " The C.O. wants an answer." "You boys make yourselves at home." "We'd like to, but we can't." "I got a lot of shopping to do." "Shopping?" "Where did..." "No, you don't!" "I'm gonna buy every record the Andrews Sisters ever made." "I'm gonna buy that one." "Ta, ta, ta-da-da" "We'll be right back." "You're a lucky fellow Mr. Smith" "And you'll be able to live as you do" "And to see that liberty girl" "All right." "Doing the things she do" "Don't push." "Don't give me that." "You can't spend that money." "No?" "No, that money belongs to that shore patrol." "That's tainted." "'Tain't his?" "It is his!" "'Tain't mine?" "What would your mother say?" "I don't know." "What'll I do?" "Throw it away." "Okay." "What are you whistling at?" "Chambermaid." "You oughta be ashamed of your..." "Just the maid, sir." "Would you mind coming back a little later, please?" "But I have to make up your bed, sir." "It's been made." "But this is the morning we give you fresh blankets... treated with ultraviolet." "Conquistador service, sir." "I beg your pardon, sir." "The navy!" "Well, that's a pretty nice camera for a chambermaid." "It's a hobby of mine." "Even chambermaids have hobbies." "If you want a hobby, try learning to make beds." "Come back here with that camera!" "You've got no right!" "I oughta hammer your toy into an ashtray." "You happen to be news, Mr. Raymond." "Why the disappearance act?" "That's none of your business." "It's the public's business." "I don't think it is." "You've got no right to run out on the people who made you famous." "They're entitled to know." "What about me?" "Don't you think I'm entitled to a little private life?" "Look, lady, I assure you I'm not ungrateful." "I only want to spend the next six years of my life... being just plain me, Tommy Halstead." "Not Russ Raymond, America's singing heartthrob." "Do you get it?" "So you picked the navy?" "Yes, ma'am, the navy." "I'm a sailor." "Just a plain simple gob." "That's going to be something." "That's going to be a whale of a story." "Over my dead body." "If you print that, do you realize what my life in the navy would be?" "Gee, not so good." "Not so good's right." "I never thought of it like that." "I'm really sorry." "Let's take the film and get rid of this." "Good." "Excuse me, boys." "Well, that's a fine "how do you do. "" "Fine, thanks." "How are you?" "I'm all right." "Come on!" "Not so much noise." "What are you gonna do?" "Oh, boy, oh, boy!" "I've never seen anything like this." "Boy, can you imagine this?" "What do you see?" "Nothin'." "They got the key in the door." "Ow.!" "Ow.!" "Watch the birdie.!" "You want some ice water?" "Don't, that hurts." "Ow!" "Stop it!" "Halstead?" "H" " A-L-S-T-E-A-D?" "You say he enlisted today?" "See?" "That proves it." "Simply proves that a fella named Halstead enlisted in the navy." "How do I know that Halstead is Russ Raymond?" "Brownie, take these." "Because I told you so." "Because I brought this picture to prove it." "That headless wonder could be anyone." "Very clever fake." "Why are you so sure I'm faking it?" "First of all, no sane man would give up a $100,000-a-year job to be a $21-a-month sailor." "Second, his disappearance was a publicity stunt." "Third, you've been trying to get a staff assignment for six months." "Good day, Miss Roberts." "Mr. Travers, I'll get you a picture of Russ Raymond." "I'll prove that he's Tommy Halstead, and that he has enlisted in the navy." "Okay, go ahead." "And I'll double the circulation of this magazine overnight." "You get me enough pictures for a four-page layout... showing Raymond as a rookie sailor, and I'll make magazine history." "Oh, the Andrews Sisters." "Drive through." "Say, I thought there were three girls in a trio." "There are." "Something's wrong." "That trio's a foursome." "How long have you been handling publicity for the navy?" "Just a short while, Miss Andrews." "I only volunteer my services when it's... vital." "Men, when you came here eight weeks ago... you only looked like sailors." "Now, you are sailors." "You've worked hard and you've learned fast." "You've had to learn fast because these are perilous times." "Today, more than ever before in our history, 130 million Americans depend upon the vigilance... of the United States Navy to patrol our two oceans... and to guard us from any and all enemies." "You men, the enlisted personnel, are the navy, the backbone of the fleet." "Remember what you stand for." "Good luck, good voyage, and keep your ship afloat." "The ship's are all shined up The brass is aglow" "The fleet is all lined up and rarin' to go" "The weatherman dreamed up a sky full of red" "The boilers are steamed up so full speed ahead" "You're off to see the world" "You're off to find out just what makes it tick" "You're gonna have a look at all of the oceans" "And earn your promotions but quick" "You're off to see the world" "Before you get back into port again" "They want to prove to you the beans and the gravy" "They serve in the navy make men" "Up anchor Hit the deck, you gobs" "You're on your way" "Though we can't say which way you may go" "To Rio or Rome Nice or Nome" "Labrador, Singapore and back to San Diego" "You're putting out to sea" "To see what kind of sailors you can be" "But, sailor, you can bet wherever you're sent" "You're bent for adventure" "So while there's still a world left to see" "You're off to sea to see the world" "We're off to see the world" "We wanna find out just what makes it tick" "We're gonna have a look at all of the oceans" "And earn our promotions but quick" "We're off to see the world" "Before we get back into port again" "We want to prove to you the beans and the gravy" "They serve in the navy make men" "Up anchor Hit the deck, you gobs" "You're on your way" "Though we can't say which way you may go" "To Rio or Rome Nice or Nome" "Labrador, Singapore and back to San Diego" "We're putting out to sea" "To see what kind of sailors we can be" "But, sailor, you can bet wherever you're sent" "You're bent for adventure" "So while there's still a world left to see" "We're off to sea to see the world" "So long, good-bye, sailor See you again" "'Cause you're off to see the world and see what makes it tick" "And earn your promotions but do it quick" "So long, but not forever Good-bye" "We'll see you again when you put back into port" "So long Bon voyage to you" "'Cause you're off to see the world" "Miss Roberts?" "Yes?" "Do you know Pomeroy?" "Pomeroy?" "Pomeroy Watson, the best sailor in the navy." "He's tall, dark, and then some." "That's what he says in his letters." "He's living for the moment when he can crush me in his arms." "And you've never seen him?" "Not yet." "Oh, there he is, over there by the cannon." "Is that for me?" "Go on and surprise him." "I'm sure he'd love it." "Do you think so?" "I'm sure of it." "Of course he would." "Go on, throw your arms around him." "Oh, boy!" "Come on, Max." "Honey, here's your dream gal." "Look who's here!" "The Andrews!" "Of all people." "What are you doing here?" "Hello, LaVerne." "Aren't we surprised?" "Am I surprised!" "Excuse me a minute." "Looking for somebody?" "Yes, I need a convoy." "What's the matter, sailor?" "What's wrong?" "Well..." "You found my purse." "Thanks for returning it." "Come on, you boob, give the lady her purse." "Certainly, Chief." "I believe this was in it." "Too bad the light got to it." "You must come up sometime and see my candid camera shots." "Sorry I had to run away like that, girls." "We're the ones that are sorry, Russ." "It was a frame-up." "You're right." "What are you girls doing in the navy?" " She's getting in for a sailor." " Yeah?" "Yeah." "Do you know a hunk of stuff by the name of Pomeroy Watson?" "Pomeroy Watson?" "Uh-huh." "Yeah, Pomeroy." "Give way, fast!" "Fast as you can." "There he is, right over there, in charge of those men." "I might have known he'd be in charge of something." "He's a big man around here." "I never heard of such a thing before." "Is he standing in a hole?" "Hey, Pomey!" "Huh?" "There's Patty and the girls." "Well, every sailor can't be a Charles Boyer." "Now men, I want you guys to pay more attention to my commands!" "Now, every one of youse, up oars!" "That's enough." "What happened?" "What happened?" "It's mutiny, that's what it is." "Put 'em down!" "Put 'em down!" "Put 'em down." "Don't forget it." "All I said was, "up oars. "" "Now that's the camel that broke the straw's back!" "Put 'em down!" "Put 'em down!" "Put 'em down." "This is mutiny, that's what it is." "I'll put you on the brig, on bread and water for 30 days." "All you of guys!" "No more noise from anybody!" "Give way, fast!" "Faster." "One, two, three, four, five, six, pick up sticks." "Faster!" "Faster!" "Come on." "Faster!" "Much faster." "Much..." "Stop the boat." "Stop." "That's enough." "That's enough." "Stop the boat." "S-S-Stop the boat." "Stop the boat!" "Stop the boat!" "That's enough!" "What's the matter?" "I'm gettin' seasick." "Ohhh." "Ohhh." "What's the matter?" "What's the matter?" "What's the matter?" "Give him a break, Chief." "He's trying to impress his girl." "Sailor, that's not what the navy's for." "I hope that petty officer don't get wise to this." "What do I care about the petty officer?" "I've got no use for a petty officer." "So, I see!" "And I don't like pastry cooks... who try to pretend that they're sailors." "I was only..." "Only trying to be a big shot." "Suppose you get back to the galley and order some of those biscuits into the oven." "Not until I get ready." "I'm ready." "Hello." "Pomeroy Watson!" "The big shot turns out to be a blank cartridge." "Why, Patty..." "Oh, come on, girls." "Hey, baker, I thought I sent you back to the galley." "Well, I..." "Quiet!" "By the way, where's that money you took away from me on the street?" "I wasn't gonna keep that money." "I was gonna give it to you." "I was only looking for you." "Hello, Pomey, old boy." "You shut up!" "The whole darn thing is your fault." "Now don't..." "You told me to write to that girl and tell her I was 6'2"." "And to tell her I had eyes of blue?" "You know I ain't got eyes of blue." "I know that." "And you told me to tell her that I'm an admiral." "All I am is a baker." "Oh, do I have trouble." "There's no harm done." "You not only wrecked my whole life, but you spoiled my whole day." "Shame on you!" "You hit me." "Shame on me too." "You hit me!" "Smokey, I must be losing my mind." "I didn't mean to hit you, Smokey." "Smokey, please believe me." "I'd never lay my hands on you." "You know that." "Smokey, hit me right in the face." "Go ahead." "Lot of good that will do." "Make up for that, Smokey." "Hit me right in the face and make me happy." "Go ahead, Smokey." "Hit me right there." "And I had to coax him to do it." "Attention.!" "Ha, ha, ha." "Flotsam and Jetsam." "We sure did fool you." "Oh, lookie, doughnuts!" "Kids, get away from those doughnuts." "It's okay." "They're the commanding officer's nephews." "Hey, Dizzy, come here." "Where's that coat I had made for shore leave?" "The white one." "In the clothes closet." "Get it for me." "Let's see it." "It's a pip." "Steal it over here." "Hey, Smokey!" "There you are, Joe." "It's all fixed." "Thanks." "How do you like the coat?" "That's swell." "You look like a battle wagon." "I'm gonna enjoy myself because I got plenty of money to do it." "Hey!" "I'm going to spend every dime on Patty." "Where'd you get all that?" "I didn't know you had all that money." "Sure." "Why didn't you tell a fellow?" "You got a certain look in your eye I don't like." "Behave." "I'm your friend." "What're you doing?" "A little game called "find the submarine. "" "Like to play games?" "That's a submarine." "That's a lemon." "We call it a submarine." "That's the Atlantic Ocean, that's the Pacific Ocean, and that's the Indian Ocean." "I place it in one of the oceans... and if you find the submarine, you win." "Let's play." "Get your money out." "You get the idea of the game." "Now, watch it." "See it there?" "We put it in the Pacific Ocean." "Keep your eye on it." "Tell me where it is." "I'll take this one." "How much?" "Ten dollars." "It wasn't there?" "I swear it was." "It wasn't there." "I can't help it." "It got away... fast." "They do that." "You see it there?" "How can you go wrong?" "Just a twist of the wrist." "Where she goes, no one knows." "This one, for $10." "Ten more, 10 more, 10 more, 10 more." "Put it down once." "Where is it?" "No, it wasn't there and it wasn't there." "Don't see how anybody can win this game." "I wouldn't say that." "I just said it." "I'll bet you $10 that it can be found." "There it is." "If I can find it, why can't you?" "What kind of bet is that?" "I bet you $10." "You pick it up yourself." "That's not good." "I'll give you a chance to get even." "I'll bet you one dollar." "Now you find it." "That's on the other side." "You win." "So it's even." "What you start betting dollars for?" "We've been betting tens." "I'll give you a chance to double up on me." "You see it there?" "Watch it." "It's under one of those shells." "Ten dollars." "It's under here." "Go ahead and find it." "If he can find it, why can't you?" "You wanna make a little bet?" "Ten dollars." "Under here." "Pick it out." "It's up to you." "If he wins..." "I'll take a chance." "Ten dollars." "Go ahead, pick it out." "Where is it?" "Why don't you leave 'em alone?" "Pick it out." "There it is." "No, it's here." "It's here." "There it is." "The first time I ever won in my life." "What do you win?" "You had no money down." "If you had some money down, you'd have won." "Hey, Smokey, I bet I could win that submarine game." "Okay." "How much you wanna bet?" "Five bucks." "Have you got a ten-dollar bill for some ones?" "I always carry a ten-dollar bill." "That's fine." "Give me the ones." "There's one, two..." "How many years have you been in the navy?" "Six years." "What's that got to do with counting my change?" "Six?" "Seven, eight, nine, 10." "That's much better." "Here's your five." "One, two, three, four, five." "The idea of this game is to find..." "Smokey." "Wait a minute." "What?" "Come here." "There's somethin' wrong." "You didn't give 10 ones that time." "Here's your 10." "Give me back my ones." "Why cheat me?" "Your pal." "That's better." "Okay." "Come on." "There's one, two, three, four, five..." "Wait." "When do you get out of the navy?" "In two years." "Two?" "Two years I get out." "Two." "Three, four, five, six, seven..." "Wait a minute." "Did I understand you to say six?" "Six years in the navy!" "That's what it was." "Two years I'm getting out." "I had that six on my mind." "It's two years." "Don't get me mixed up." "Two." "Two." "Two." "Two, two." "Okay, two." "Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10." "Thanks." "That's all." "Got it again." "Dizzy, have you got a 10 for some ones?" "Sure." "Give me the 10." "There's one, two..." "How long you been in the navy?" "Ninety days." "Come on, count it out." "No, you come on." "How long you been in the navy?" "Ninety days!" "It's not gonna come out." "Something's wrong." "You got yourself into it." "Come on, count it off." "I'm gonna get it again." "Two, three, four, five, six, seven..." "Seven." "How many months in 90 days?" "Three months." "Three months?" "Three." "Three months." "Three!" "I got him." "Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10." "Yeah." "I think I got it again." "Oh, come on." "GiveJoe a chance to win some money, will you, please?" "Look, Joe." "You see it there?" "How can you go wrong?" "It's just a little twist of the wrist." "That's all there is to it." "It's underneath one of those shells." "Dizzy, take a look under the table." "Under the table." "You're a cheater." "No remarks." "Guy's got a fruit stand under the table." "Keep quiet." "Where's the submarine?" "No, it wasn't there." "It's a gyp!" "It's a gyp, I tell ya." "Now, just a minute." "All right, there's your money back." "Cheatin' his old friend!" "Smokey, don't go no further." "I want to play some more." "You wanna play some more?" "You ain't gonna cheat me." " You got any more money?" " Certainly." "I got a bankroll." "What odds you're gonna give me?" "I'll give you two-to-one odds." "It ain't enough." "I'll give you three-to-one." "No." "Too anxious." "What do you want?" "At least six." "I'll give you five-to-one." "No, six." "I'll give you six-to-one." "Okay." "What was that?" "I don't know." "Somebody's digging clams or something." "I'll tell you what we'll do." "You know where it is now?" "Yes." "For the bankroll." "The bankroll." "Put it all down." "Pick it up." "Where'd that come from?" "You're not mad?" "Certainly I'm mad." "Then suck the lemons." "The worst thing I ever saw, cheating' like that." "Can you imagine a man doing that to me?" "One thing I never do is cheat." "You know where the submarine is." "I know where a flock of submarines are." "For how much?" "I know where a submarine with juice coming out of it is." "For how much?" "For the bankroll." "You wanna bet it all?" "The whole works." "All right." "You're only entitled to one ocean." "You pick up the ocean." "I'll pick up this ocean." "You want that ocean there?" "Pick it up." "You've got to pick it up in order to win." "Find the submarine." "What ocean do you want?" "Is it under there?" "There is a triple-barrelled..." "Hey, Dizzy." "Hey, Joe, come here." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute, here they are." ""En route to... "" "Hawaii." "Fine, thanks." "How are you?" "You like my smile You like my style" "Well, why don't you make me know it" "You like my walk You like my talk" "Well, there's only one way to show it" "If you want to shake my hand" "Like they do it in Harlem" "Stick your hand right out and shout" "Gimme some skin my friend" "Step right up and take your stand" "You don't have to be timid" "Stick your hand right out and shout" "Gimme some skin my friend" "Smack it, whack it" "Let your hand rotate" "Show it, blow it" "Put it in your pocket till a future date" "If you want to shake my hand" "Like they do it in Harlem" "Stick your hand right out and shout" "Gimme some skin my friend" "If you like my style well, show it" "If you like my smile let me know it" "If you like my walk please tell me" "If you like my talk well, skin me, Papa, skin me" "If you want to shake my hand" "Like they do it in Harlem, baby" "Stick your hand right out and shout" "Gimme some skin my friend" "Step right up and take your stand" "You don't have to be timid, baby Stick your hand right out and shout" "Gimme some skin my friend" "Smack it, whack it my friend" "Let your hand rotate" "Show it, blow it Put it in your pocket till a future date" "Step right out and shake my hand" "Like they do it in Harlem today" "How do they do it" "Just stick your hand out" "And give out with a shout" "Gimme some skin my friend" "If you want to shake my hand" "Like they do it in Harlem" "Stick your hand right out and shout" "Gimme some skin" "Gimme some skin" "Gimme some skin" "My friend" "What's the matter?" "That's the girl with the camera complex." "I gotta get back because I'm on duty, but I'll sneak in later and we'll have a dance." "I'll be waiting, Mr. Dugan." "How are ya, Dynamite?" "How are my boys behaving?" "Fine." "Good evening." "Oh." "Hello." "I think I owe you an apology." "I think you do." "Well, we agree on something." "I apologize for pulling that gag on you." "Gag?" "You really thought I was Russ Raymond, didn't you?" "I did and I still do." "I've been mistaken for him a lot of times." "I am Tom Halstead." "Mm-hmm." "Yeah." "I hope that guy Raymond stays lost so I can have a little peace." "Well, if you're not Russ Raymond, then you won't mind my taking your picture." "No, I'll even strike a pose." "How's this right here?" "Or would you rather have this?" "Anything'll do." "Good." "There you are." "No hard feelings." "None at all, Mr. Raymond." "I'll be seeing you in our magazine." "Here's the "flim. " Thanks, my friend." "Give us some skin." "Sure." "Skin." "Come on, if you want to see the Andrews Sisters." "Hello, girls." "Gee, that number was swell." "Hello, Patty." "You can call me Miss Andrews and from a distance." "Give me a chance to explain on the dance floor... where we can have a little privacy, huh?" "It's too crowded here." "Well, I don't know." "Come on, Patty, please, will ya?" "I'll hardly step on your feet at all." "Come on." "All right." "Come on, chubby." "She called me chubby." "Oh, boy." "Whose feet am I gonna step on?" "Where's your ticket?" "You gotta have a ticket?" "I'll go get a ticket." "Then we can dance." "Okay." "Lady, give me five cents worth of tickets." "Who are you bumpin' into?" "You." "I'll not only bump you, I'll slug you." "Oh, yeah?" "Oh, yeah!" "Okay." "I never fight with nobody that agrees with me." "Excuse me." "Here." "Let's go." "What kind of dance was that?" "What kind of dance was that!" "That was a swell dance." "Did you cut a rug?" "Cut a rug?" "I didn't even get a chance to disturb the nap." "You're just hard to please." "I rushed over to the box office." "I bought two tickets..." "I come over here to dance with my girlfriend, Patty, and all we do is hear the band go "ta-ta-ta, ta, ta. "" "So you heard the band go "ta-ta-ta, ta, ta"?" "I "heared" it." "That's gonna cost you two bits more." "Two bits more for what?" "For listening to the music." "Don't let him get away with that." "Smokey, don't push." "Come here." "You want Patty to think you're yellow?" "No." "Okay, Patty, I'll show him." "Attaboy." "I'm in love." "I don't know what I'm doing." "Oh, go ahead." "Blames it on love." "What's the matter?" "Smokey?" "What's wrong?" "I ain't gonna fight those guys here." "I'll fight them on a field of honor." "They have no honor." "That's okay." "I ain't got no field." "Take a poke at him, Pomeroy." "Let him have it." "Go on, right on the nose." "Go on, take a good poke at him." "Okay." "I'll give five bucks if you let me take a poke at you." "Okay." "Oh, what a sport." "Thanks a lot, pal." "Okay, kid." "Here comes the five-buck punch." "Here's your change." "Oh, wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "I'd like to see you do that again." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "He did." "I dare you to try that on me, brother." "Oh." "So!" "Wait a minute." "Why don't you pick on a kid your size?" "Let him go." "Hold him!" "Hold him." "Hold him." "Wait a minute." "Let him go." "Hold him!" "What's the idea of trying to pick on my friend here?" "All right, boys." "I'm not pickin' on him." "Him and me had an understanding." "Afraid of the boy, sweetheart?" "Don't call me sweetheart!" "Hey, fellas, there's a fight." "No." "No." "Come on, break it up." "What's the matter with you two?" "I thought sailors were fighting men." "We are, but you gotta be on the water." "It's 30 days in the brig if you're in a brawl ashore." "We're gonna stay right here and watch the fight." "And then we won't wind up in the brig." "No, you don't." "What do you gobs think you are, parachute troops?" "This is the worst predicament I was ever in." "This is worse than being in jail." "Stone walls do not a prison make." "Nor iron bars a cage." "Well, if they don't, they got us hypnotized." "Which one of you fellas is Pomeroy Watson?" "That's you, Smokey." "No, that's you." "That's you." "I don't know where I'm at." "Excuse me." "I'm Pomeroy Watson." "Message for you." "Thank you, sir." "Could you get me a sponge cake with a file in it?" "I guess not." "I'm sorry." "Oh, Smokey." "Tommy." "What's wrong?" "Fellas, it's the end now." "What happened now?" "Smokey and Tommy, it's all over." "Patty and I are washed up." "What's happened?" "What do you mean?" "She's going away with a barber." "With a barber?" "That's nonsense." "No, it's not." "It says right here in the letter." "What's it say?" ""Am taking the clipper to Hawaii. " Ohhh!" "Anything but a barber." "I always wanted to be more than a barber." "Pomeroy Watson?" "Pomeroy Watson, somebody wants you." "That's me." "Come with me." "No, it's much safer in here." "Don't take me." "I didn't do nothin'." "I'm not gonna squeal, boys." "I won't say a word." "I don't care where I'm goin'." "Go ahead, take me if you want." "That's my boss, Chief Commissary Steward." "Yes, I know." "My boss." "Hello, boss." "What are you in for?" "What am I..." "For six years we've tried to make a sailor out of you." "Just let me read a few lines of your record this year." "On sentry duty, you arrested a mailman for taking letters out of a mailbox." "How do you like that for nerve?" "In broad daylight too." "The same day you were sent to break up a crap game." "You lose your uniform in the game." "That's a lie." "It was only my pants." "Watson, I've protected you because you're the only cook that knows how to fix cream puffs... the way the admiral likes them." "With jelly." "But this disgraceful brawl is the last straw." "When you get out, you'll be transferred to the Alabama." "You're gonna transfer me to the Alabama?" "I don't care where you go." "A real battleship?" "Going to Hawaii?" "Oh, oh." "I'll be able to get my hands on that barber." "Thanks, boss." "Thanks." "I'm gonna be transferred." "Oh, boy." "Now, what are you in for?" "Oh, a sailor's life is merry as merry as can be" "So, ship ahoy, a sailor's life a sailor's life for me" "Oh, a sailor's life is merry as merry as can be" "So, ship ahoy, a sailor's life a sailor's life for me" "We chip the scuppers and paint the hull" "And scrub the decks and then" "When you think you're finished you find it's time" "To do it all again" "They say a sailor has got a girl in every port he's in" "Say, that's not the truth 'cause there's lots of places" "I have never been" "Oh, a sailor's life is merry as merry as can be" "So, ship ahoy, a sailor's life a sailor's life for me" "You work and slave and you skimp and save" "To get a full month's pay" "Then you lay it down and a guy says "craps"" "And takes it all away" "We greased the engine and burned up oil" "To make some speed today" "But the only time that we passed a ship" "Was going the other way" "Oh, a sailor's life is merry as merry as can be" "So, ship ahoy, a sailor's life a sailor's life for me" "When they make a sailor a CPO they take out all his brains" "And inject a gallon of vinegar and mustard in his veins" "The chief is great as a navy man" "At least that's what he thinks" "But I've seen him trying to swim and confidentially" "He sinks" "Ha, ha, ha." "Mutiny!" "Mutiny!" "Hey!" "Why don't you leave these two kids alone?" "Why don't these two kids leave me alone?" "Never mind that." "You two get ashore before this boat sails." "Pick up your instruments." "Now, you two boys get where you belong." "And you put some sweat on that swab." "Come on, put some sweat on that swab or I'll give you 40 lashes." "What about lashes?" "Do you think mine would look better with mascara?" "All right." "Pick up that line." "Aye, aye, sir." "Dugan.!" "You're wanted below." "Aye, aye, sir." "Brother, I'll see you later." "That's okay with me." "You got no right to make Tommy work like this." "A whole ocean full of water to wash the decks." "He makes Tommy wash with one bucket." "All right." "Forget it." "Always in trouble." "How about you and I going ashore tonight?" "No, thanks." "You haven't left this boat in a week." "You want to turn out to be a barnacle?" "I like the ship." "You like it?" "What's the matter?" "Are you afraid that girl photographer is still parked out there on the pier?" "Yeah." "I think I'll stay parked here on the ship." "If she wants to get on here, she'll have to fly." "If you change your mind, let me know." "Okay." ""Pintles, small straight pieces of metal secured to the rudder and fitting in gudgeons on a stern post. "" "On the stern post." ""Gudgeons, small metal pieces in which pintles are fitted. "" "Pintles are fitted." ""The bow is the front." "The stern is in the back." "Starboard is to the right. " Hello." "Hello." "Starboard is to the right." "Where's the port?" "In a bottle in the icebox." "Thanks." "Wait, you're not allowed on board this ship." "You gotta get off." "I've got to get a picture of Tommy Halstead." "If you'll help..." "Oh, no." "I'm not gonna help." "I'm not getting in any more jams." "I'll scream." "How loud can you scream?" "Ahhh..." "That's enough." "You gonna help?" "I don't wanna, but..." "All right!" "I'll help." "Thanks, you're cute." "I only wish Patty thought so." "Why do I get in these messes?" "Tiptoe." "Shhh." "Oooh!" "Come on." "Hurry up." "Get in here." "Quick." "Pintles, pintles are pintles." "What?" "Adams is going to try to make you... into something that resembles a sailor." "He'll give you the instructions and you better come up to par." "What's par on this ship?" "Seventy-six." "What?" "I'm sorry, Dynamite." "The time is gonna come sometime." "The time is gonna come." "And when the time comes sometime..." "Well?" "The time is gonna come." "Get to work." "Well?" "Smokey." "Never mind that." "You heard what the chief said." "We're gonna make a sailor out of you." "Where'll I start?" "In the potato locker." "Never mind the potato locker." "But if the officers find..." "If the officers find what?" "There's a tomato in there with the potatoes." "Get it out." "Put it in with the rest of the tomatoes." "She ain't that kind of tomato." "This one walks and talks." "She?" "She's in there." "See?" "What'd I tell you?" "There she is." "Pomeroy." "Don't blame him." "I came to get a picture ofTommy." "The only pictures allowed on this ship are tattooed on men." "I told you you wasn't allowed on this ship." "You gotta get off." "She has got to get off!" "You can't go that way." "The OD's on the quarterdeck." "Let's try the 50-cent seats." "This is no time to get silly." "Listen, boys." "I don't want to be any trouble." "Just help me get the pictures and I'll slip ashore after dark." "Do you promise?" "Promise." "Cross your heart?" "I don't like it, but I guess you got us hooked either way, miss." "Don't be formal." "Just call me Dot." "Okay, Dot." "Come on." "Dash, Dot!" "Dash!" "Come on, come on." "Not me." "Not me!" "Her." "Go ahead." "Dash!" "Get in." "What's going on in here?" "Nothing." "Why not?" "What do you think you're doing?" "Well?" "Dash." "Dot." "Dot." "Dash." "Dash." "Dot..." "What is this?" "Signal practice." "Smokey's trying to resemble me into a sailor." "Well, stow it." "We did." "I hope." "Watson, why don't you keep these locker doors dogged down?" "What about the door?" "You heard me." "Dog it." "Dog it?" "Okay.!" "Smokey, get a load of this picture." "What is this here, that these guys are working on?" "That's a hull of a ship." "You're telling me." "But what is this they're working on?" "Please, don't annoy me." "I'm trying to figure out a way to get that girl off this boat." "That's going to be awful." "I wish I wasn't here." "You..." "Smokey, if I didn't know better, I'd swear we're moving." "We are moving!" "We're on our way to Hawaii." "Yeah." "What'd you say?" "Hawaii." "We're going to Hawaii?" "Where Patty is?" "That's right." "Oh!" "I'm going to Hawaii!" "With a tomato in the potato locker." "We'll get around to it." "Okay, kid, we'll get around to it." "Wait a minute." "What are you throwing your clothes out the porthole for?" "Porthole?" "Certainly." "I thought it was a little closet." "No, come on." "Let's get to bed." "Not so much noise." "Quiet." "Come on." "Come on." "Let's get to bed." "Shh." "Quiet." "Go to bed." "Where am I gonna sleep?" "Up here." "I said, where do I sleep?" "Up in here." "That's right." "How do you get in here?" "How do you sleep in here?" "Six years in the navy and you never slept in a hammock?" "Six years, I was a baker." "I always slept in a sink." "You better learn to sleep in a hammock." "How do you get in?" "Watch me." "Oh, that's good." "Grab on and..." "Shhh." "Don't make any noise." "Quiet." "I think I made it." "Quiet!" "No noise." "Pretty near made it." "Giddyap." "Hey, Smokey." "What's the matter?" "How can you sleep like this?" "How do you lay down?" "Lay down." "How do you straighten this out?" "Get over." "Okay." "Will you go to sleep?" "You wanna wake everybody up?" "Go on." "I'm comfortable down here." "It's much better." "It's a fine time to be playing on the deck." "Get up in there." "How're you gonna sleep in a snood?" "Quiet!" "Take it easy." "Now I gotta saddle it again." "Whoa, boy." "Shh.!" "I gotta talk to the horse." "Take it easy." "What in the world are you doing?" "Go to sleep." "Whoa, boy." "Attaboy." "Whoa." "Take it easy." "Shh." "Okay." "Ahhh!" "Comfortable." "Make it?" "Good night." "Did you do that?" "Do what?" "That clicking sound." "I didn't hear no click." "I've been hearing a clicking sound for a week, ever since we left San Diego." "I must have a bug in my ear." "Where do all the bugs go this time of year?" "Search me." "No, thanks." "I just wondered." "All right, men." "Prepare to wash down." "You too, shorty." "What are you going to do, take all day?" "Come on, get that shirt off." "What happened?" "Smokey." "Tommy." "Tommy and the girl." "What happened?" "The lady photographer?" "Yeah." "No!" "Shh." "Quiet!" "Does this happen to belong to you, sailor?" "Thanks, buddy." "Novel idea, traveling in a potato locker." "Trifle gloomy, isn't it?" "Only when you're around." "Who's been hiding you in here?" "Nobody." "Never mind." "Pomeroy's the only sailor on board... with so few brains, outside of yourself." "He's all right." "Do you realize the trouble he'd get into if the captain found out?" "Of course you don't." "The only thing you've got on your silly head is a roll of film." "It's my job." "It's not your job to hound me all the way across the Pacific, turning a battleship into a photographer's gallery." "Lucky for all of us we're only one day from Hawaii." "Then I can develop my..." "laundry." "Your laundry?" "Oh, your laundry!" "Yeah." "Give me those." "I know a safe place for them." "DavyJones's locker." "Please, can't we talk this over?" "Sure, on deck tonight." "We're having a band concert." "I won't be there." "Oh, yes, you will." "Either there or in the brig." "See what I mean, boys?" "You mean something like this?" "Hey, boys." "You, come here." "Come on, come on." "Can you boys do anything to entertain the men?" "Well..." "If you turn that band over to us, we can." "The whole band?" "We used to have a band back home." "The Tenth Avenue Guttersnipes." "Quiet!" "All right, all right.!" "What do you think I got that medal for?" "All right, boys." "You can take over." "From now on, it's every man for himself." "Don't sink the boat." "Sit down." "Right." "We're in the navy" "Watchdogs of liberty" "We're in the navy" "Scrappy, happy-go-lucky sons of the sea" "First in line and set to clear the deck" "Any galoot who wants a dispute" "Will get it in the neck" "So gangway Don't cross our bow" "We're in the navy now" "Boom, boom, boom, boom" "A sailor has to know when Uncle Sam has got a foe" "Who won't behave he sends the navy" "With danger at his side a sailor guards his country's pride" "And on the wave he is the navy" "On the Atlantic Yeah!" "On the Pacific Yeah!" "Whether it's peace whether it's war the navy's terrific" "Wherever the situation's tense" "We're the first line of defense" "We're in the navy" "Watchdogs of liberty" "We're in the navy" "Scrappy, happy-go-lucky sons of the sea" "First in line and set to clear the deck" "Any galoot who wants a dispute will get it in the neck" "So gangway Don't cross our bow" "We're in the navy now" "On the Atlantic On the Pacific" "Stand clear Don't cross our bow" "We're in the navy" "Now" "Up!" "Whoa!" "Ooo!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Let go!" "Back up!" "I'm a member." "I'm a member!" "I'm a member!" "Come here." "You never told me about this kind of initiation." "That's what they do when they cross the equator." "You want to belong to the Sons of Neptune?" "Yeah, but I'm no aviator." "All right." "You passed the blanket test." "Now you have to be passed by the committee." "Ready, committee?" "You'll face the committee right about here." "Right here." "I'm a member!" "I'm gonna be one of you guys." "Pomeroy Watson, before you can become a member of the Sons of Neptune, you'll answer this question truthfully." "Yes, sir." "If you had your choice, what branch of the service would you prefer... air, land or water?" "Gimme the water." "That's a pretty good initiation." "Oh, yeah." "I like it." "Yes." "Does Smokey know anything about this?" "Of course not." "Tell me the truth." "Honest." "He don't, huh?" "Uh-oh, here he comes." "How would you like to join..." "How would you like to join..." "He knows." "He doesn't know." "Did you hear that?" "I heard it, but he doesn't know." "Coincidence." "If you had your choice..." "If you had your choice..." "He knows it." "He don't know it." "Ask him if he wants to be a Son of Neptune." "Ask him if he wants to be on land, in water, or in the air." "When he says "give me the water," give it to him!" "Hey, what's this all about?" "All us guys, we belong to the Sons of Neptune club." "Yes." "Ooh." "If you want to join, it's okay." "Then Father Neptune will be your boss." "Neptune will reign over me?" "A cloudburst over you." "Don't tip it off." "Ask him the questions." "I don't get it." "You should get it half as good as I got it." "Did you get it?" "This ain't perspiration." "No, no." "I want it good." "You won't get disappointed." "That's swell." "Stand here." "Don't go away." "Hold him here." "Shh." "Shh." "Shh." "I swallowed it." "Uh-uh." "Hmm?" "Mm-mmm." "Uh-oh." "Mm-mmm!" "Uh-uh." "Mmm!" "Mmm!" "Uh-uh!" "Uh-uh!" "Mm-mm-mm-mm!" "Mm!" "Mm-uh..." "Mmm!" "Mmm!" "Hm-mmm!" "Mmm-mmm-mmm." "Mmm." "Uh-mmm." "Why didn't you say, "Give me the water"?" "Tommy, thank you for bringing us in here... so I could see my girlfriend, Patty." "I'll ask you to do something for me sometime." "Glad to." "It's okay, kid." "What are you eating that skin for?" "I like it." "With all this delicious native food around here?" "Taste that dish." "What?" "Taste that dish." "It's delicious." "How do you like it?" "Good." "What are you doing?" "Show place of the island." "I came in here to make an impression with my girlfriend." "Don't give me that stuff." "Boy, that was a beauty." "Now, come on, honey." "Let's you and me go places." "No, no, Tommy!" "Wait, Tommy." "Tommy, no!" "I've got to get that camera away from her." "And get in a fight with Dynamite?" "And give her a chance to take 10 more pictures of you being dragged to the brig?" "Ka-pu, ka-pu" "This isn't for a guy like Toscanini" "Or any other icky Malahini" "Ka-pu, ka-pu" "Here is a real Hawaiian treat" "With a boogie-woogie beat" "It's just an old Hawaiian hula-ba-luau" "Where you can do a hula creation" "With boogie syncopation that will give you a spin" "You want to go and see a hula-ba-luau" "'Cause when you do a pretty Hawaiian" "Will start the grass a-flyin' and you'll have to join in" "They sing to the beat of the native drum" "And the mellow steel guitar" "She'll be comin' around the old volcano when she comes" "Singin', beat me, beat me, Daddy eight to the bar" "And when you've been to see a hula-ba-luau" "You'll never rue a moment you spent there" "You'll be so glad you went there And I know you'll agree that everybody should see" "A hula-ba-luau right now" "Ooo-ooo" "Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo" "Ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo" "Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo" "Ta-heepa-honay-honay maka-ula-pa-la-la" "Ta-ua-pa-la-la ta-ta-ta-ua-pa-la-la" "Ay-ya-ha-ta-wa-mow wa-e-say-day-pay" "Wa-tay-ta-say-mow-wa-e mow-wa-e-say-day-pay" "Hey-ya-wow-ta-wa-e-say hi-u" "They sing to the beat of the native drum" "Tittle-e-a and a mellow steel guitar" "She'll be comin' around the old volcano when she comes" "Singin', beat me, beat me, Daddy eight to the bar" "And when you've been to see a hula-ba-luau" "You'll never, never rue a moment you spent there" "You'll be so glad you went there" "And I know you'll agree that everybody should see" "A hula-ba-luau" "Right now" "Come on." "I'm just wild to see him in uniform." "General, do you know if Russ Raymond's on this boat?" "It's a ship, lady." "I'm dying to put one of these leis around his neck." "I'm going to get his autograph if I have to wreck the whole navy." "Can you tell me where Russ Raymond is?" "This happen to belong to you, sailor?" "Ow!" "Please, Tommy." "Let me explain." "We're locked in." "Some more of your work?" "No, but that's fine." "Now you'll have to listen to me about the pictures." "I know all about the pictures." "I've got an idea that's gonna straighten everything out." "No, you don't." "You've caused me enough trouble." "Listen to me." "I don't mean any..." "I'm very busy here in the kitchen." "Don't bother me." "Do your work, but don't do mine." "Put it down." "Why don't you give me the end with the towels?" "Hey, doughnuts!" "No, Smokey!" "Don't!" "One doughnut." "I haven't got enough." "I just baked 28 of these things." "There's seven officers to feed." "I've got just enough to give them... 13 apiece." "What?" "Thirteen apiece." "Thirteen apiece?" "Seven officers, each gets 13." "You've only got 28." "Right, 28 doughnuts and seven, 13..." "I gotta give 'em to them." "Seven thirteens are 28?" "That's ridiculous!" "Seven times four is 28." "It's got to be right..." "Seven times four is 28?" "Sure." "He must have went to a cheap school." "Seven times 13 is 28." "Ridiculous!" "Come here." "I'll figure it out for you." "What's the matter with you?" "I've got this all figured out." "You have?" "Prove that to me." "I'm gonna prove it." "Don't worry." "Ridiculous." "Come, come." "No, it ain't." "It's not ridiculous." "There's no sense to your argument." "Go ahead." "You'll see." "Now, there were seven officers." "That's right." "There's a seven." "Now I'm gonna divide and prove it." "Twenty-eight doughnuts." "Twenty-eight doughnuts." "You claim seven goes into 2813 times?" "Prove it to me." "Seven into two." "What do you mean, seven into two?" "Seven will not go into two no matter how much you try." "We know that." "You couldn't push that big seven into that little two." "Certainly not." "Therefore, we can't use the two." "What are you gonna do with it?" "I'm gonna let Dizzy hold it." "Dizzy, you hold that two for me." "Will you, please?" "Thank you." "I'll use it later." "What is this all about?" "Seven into eight... one." "Now, we're gonna carry the seven." "So carry it." "It's gettin' heavy, so I'll put it down there." "Seven from eight... one." "A minute ago, we didn't use the two." "What do you mean?" "I'm gonna use it now." "Use it?" "Dizzy, give me back the two." "Thanks." "Put it right down there." "So?" "Seven into 21?" "Three times." "Three times." "Seven..." "28... 13." "Wait a minute!" "You ever go to school, stupid?" "Yeah, and I come out the same way." "Never mind that." "Multiply this." "Put down 13 up there." "Put down 13?" "Yes." "You claim each officer gets 13 doughnuts?" "They gotta, or else I go to the brig." "Wait a minute." "Seven officers?" "Put down seven, draw a line." "Seven times 13 is what?" "Twenty-eight." "Prove it." "Seven times three?" "Twenty-one." "Seven times one?" "Seven." "Seven and one!" "Eight." "Two?" "Oh, no." "Come on." "Comes out right all the time." "It shouldn't!" "It's got to come out right or I go in the brig." "That I know." "Just a minute." "We'll add this up." "Put down 13 seven times." "That'll straighten this out." "One, two, three, four, five, six." "Wait a minute." "I forgot Dynamite." "Yes, there's seven officers." "Now we're getting it." "You claim all this added up amounts to what?" "Twenty-eight." "Give me the chalk." "No." "You take it, it's liable to come out right." "Sure there's something wrong." "Here's three, six, nine, 12, 15, 18, 21." "22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28!" "See?" "All hands on deck for the visitor's day entertainment." "I'll be right there." "All hands on deck." "You wish to check the captain's breakfast?" "I certainly do." "I want to check the captain's breakfast every morning." "I gotta." "What is this..." "a burnt offering?" "I scorch more right away." "You've scorched enough." "Do you toast this with a blowtorch?" "I don't like it." "I don't know how the captain puts up with you." "I'll bring it up to him myself." "Put your hat on before you get into trouble." "Listen to my idea." "I'm in a hurry." "This is visitor's day." "But it's doomsday for me." "What kind of crack is that?" "You know what I'm talking about." "Today there's gonna be hundreds of people on board this boat." "I know that." "There's gonna be entertainment, dancing, maybe the rumba." "So?" "Everybody'll have a good time but me." "Why?" "Patty Andrews is comin' on board with her sisters." "When she finds out that I'm nothing but a baker, I hate to think what's gonna happen." "I told you I was working on that." "You've been telling me that for two weeks." "I straightened out that Tommy and Dorothy affair!" "I helped ya." "Yes, but I'm gonna straighten out yours." "How?" "How would you like to go to sick bay?" "Look, sick bay or Dead Sea, it's all the same to me." "Nothing's gonna help." "This will." "You report to the hospital." "A baker in pajamas looks just like an admiral." "Oh, that's a swell idea." "Certainly!" "It ain't gonna work." "These doctors are terrific." "Why not?" "They'll know there's nothing wrong with me." "They always do." "There will be something wrong with you after you drink that." "What's that?" "A sleeping solution." "One teaspoonful and you pass out just like that." "Like that?" "Just like that!" "I do get to wake up?" "Certainly." "Okay." "For you, Patty." "Not now!" "Take the captain's breakfast to him first." "I've got to take the captain's breakfast first." "Go ahead." "Smokey, you're wonderful." "You embarrass me." "There's still work to be done." "I'll be seeing you." "There's a pal if I ever did see one." "Now, for the captain's breakfast." "Oh, there you are." "Captain wants to meet you." "This orange juice is great stuff." "They sent me down to fix the old man's communicator." "Okay." "Come in." "Smokey, the captain's asleep." "He is asleep." "Must be overworked." "Drank a whole glass of orange juice." "Went to sleep just like that." "Like that?" "Just like that." "Shh." "Why, you dope!" "You've doped the captain." "Yeah." "Who?" "You." "I didn't dope nobody." "Are you crazy?" "Somebody did." "We'd better call the police." "Call somebody!" "What do you mean?" "Don't get excited." "Call somebody!" "Take it easy." "Calling the police." "Calling all cars." "The captain's been doped." "That thing's out of order." "This thing's out of order." "No use talking to you." "Put that down." "That's what Dynamite sent me down here to fix." "I know, but the captain." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "I've got an idea." "I've just made you the captain." "Good." "I'm the captain." "Could you tell us where we could find..." "Girls." "Pardon us, please." "Hello, Smokey." "How are you, girls?" "I've got orders to take you to the captain's quarters." "The captain's quarters?" "Well!" "The captain?" "Yep." "Come on." "We don't know the captain." "Is he expecting us?" "Oh, uh, these are guests of the captain." "All right." "Go right in." "Welcome, girls." "Captain Pomeroy Watson at your service, miladies." "Is this on the level?" "Won't you be seated?" "Thank you." "It's very comfortable here." "You must enjoy your quarters." "Money means nothing to me." "Be seated, please." "I have duties to arrange." "Ahem." "Running a ship is very, very hard." "Captain Pomeroy Watson speaking." "I don't want to be disturbed for an hour... maybe two." "Aye, aye, sir." "And in the meantime, batten down all the hatches and furl the mainsails... and gudgeon the pintles." "Aye, aye, sir." "That's nautical terms." "You gotta talk all that nautical stuff on a boat." "Everything is shipshape." "Make yourself at home." "Captain Watson?" "Call me Pomeroy, Patty." "Pomeroy, I owe you an apology." "Tush, tush." "That's all..." "Somebody's knocking at the door." "I'll go answer it." "Excuse me." "Yes?" "Message for the captain." "That's me." "Message for the captain." "Messages, messages, messages!" "That's all I get all day long." "It's enough to drive you crazy!" "Aren't you gonna read it?" "It might be important." "Sure, Pomey." "Sure, Pomey." "I'll find out who it's from and see what it's all about." "Don't be afraid." "That's the only thing this is good for, opening up letters." "It might be very important." "Uh-oh." "The admiral." "It's important, all right." "May I read it?" "I've always wanted to read official messages." "Thanks, Pomey." "Oh, how exciting!" "What does it say?" "It's from the admiral in command, Pacific fleet, to Captain Richards, commanding U. S..." "Captain Richards?" "That's code." "Richards, that's my code name." "Every time they send something, it's in code." "Oh, of course." ""Committee aboard flagship question maneuverability of battleships of Alabama class." "Please provide a demonstration at your earliest possible convenience. "" "How thrilling!" "Can we watch you commanding your ship?" "Please, Pomey." "Come on." "It would be wonderful." "We've always wanted to see something like that." "Please." "Sure, okay." "Captain Watson speaking." "Order the engine room to get up steam." "Aye, aye, sir." "And stand by your post." "Standing by, sir." "Adams, didn't I tell you to fix the captain's communicator?" "I'm working on it." "Fix it later." "I've got something more important for you to do." "Come on." "Get this heliograph together quick as you can." "There's something we can fix." "Give me a hand and we'll splice this up." "Swell." "Hey, you kids, get away from there.!" "Never mind the kids." "Just keep working." "You don't understand." "Keep working." "That's fixed." "Let's go find something else." "Here's the glass." "Thanks, Pomeroy." "Thank you." "Courtesy of the captain." "I guess the steam's up by now." "Let's go out on deck and see." "Wait a minute." "What's the matter with you?" "You can't go out there." "It ain't safe." "But the other visitors..." "the deck is full of them." "Yeah?" "I'll fix that up." "I'll show you a thing or two." " I'm the captain." "Attention, the bridge!" " Aye, aye, sir." "Send all guests below and clear the decks for action." "Aye, aye, sir." "The guy must be a ventriloquist, and clever!" "Pass the word." "All visitors below decks." "All hands stand by to get underway." "Clear ship for action." "All visitors below decks." "All hands stand by to get underway." "Clear ship for action." "Weigh the anchors." "Full speed ahead." "Captain Richards certainly got his ship underway fast, Admiral." "Thank you, Senator." "Duty calls." "How's the longitude?" "Take course, north." "Northeast by northeast." "Hey, fellows, look out!" " Attention, the bridge." "Port the helm." " Port the helm." "Starboard the helm." "Aye, aye, sir." "Starboard the helm." "Do something." "Port the helm." "Aye, sir." "Port the helm." "Well, sir?" "I never saw anything like it in my life, Admiral." "How would like to see us go into some real action?" "We'd love to, Pomeroy!" "Sure." "Attention, the bridge." "Man battle stations." "Launch aircraft." "Prepare torpedoes." "All guns, load." "Proceed under forced draft." "Course, due south." "Did you notice the way Richards launched his planes?" "Incredible!" "Looks like he's heading straight for us." "Don't worry." "Richards is one of our most able officers." " Bridge calling the captain." " What do you want?" "My respects for the captain, but we're heading directly for the flagship at full speed." "Who's running this boat?" "You are, sir." "I'll run it." "You obey orders." "Do as you're told." "Aye, aye, sir." "Attention, the bridge." "Full speed astern." " We're going full speed ahead." " Don't argue!" "Full speed astern." "Aye, aye, sir." "Full speed astern." "Aye, aye, sir." "Full speed..." "Full speed astern!" "Full speed astern!" "Look out!" "Look out!" "We're gonna get hit." "Pomeroy." "Turn the boat!" "Turn the boat!" "Pomeroy." "Man overboard!" "Man overboard!" "Pomeroy." "All right." "Pull yourself together." "Man overboard." "Szzz!" "What happened?" "Oh, boy!" "All right." "Come out of it." "It's Smokey." "Yes, I'm here." "Did you see it?" "Torpedo." "Szzz." "What?" "Airplane!" "Everything's all right." "Come here." "Don't worry." "Come here." "Pull yourself together." "Smokey!" "What's wrong with you?" "The boat's sinking!" "Here, here." "Come on." "I'm gonna hit the flagship." "Here, here." "What's the matter?" "Why, you dope." "You doped yourself." "Sure!" "Who?" "You did." "Ah, come on." "Get it together." "Fix yourself up." "Get ready for the entertainment tonight." "I've just had enough entertainment for a lifetime." "Lifeboats, boats, airplanes, torpedoes..." "For the hundredth time, Mr. Russ Raymond, I..." "The name is Tommy Halstead." "Whatever it is!" "My boss promised to destroy the negative." "He double-crossed you, not me." "Yes, of course." "Very well, don't believe me." "I don't and I won't." "All I know is, that due to your clever camera work," "I'm back in the spot I joined the navy to get away from." "If I got you out of that spot, would you forgive me?" "Sure." "All right." "Those women are only running after you because... they think there's one chance in a million to land you." "Cut the odds down to nothing." "What do you mean?" "They won't run after a married man, Mr. Stupid!" "Oh, I see." "Do you?" "Where do you think you're going..." "Mrs. Stupid?" "Next time, take a picture of the good side of my face." "Star light Star bright" "First star I've seen tonight" "Wish I may Wish I might" "Have the wish I make tonight" "Star light Star bright" "Send me my love tonight" "If you will, if you do" "That's my wish come true" "In my mind, my ideal" "Is a creature so supreme" "Let me find that she's real" "And not just a lovely dream" "Star light Star bright" "First star I've seen tonight" "Find my love so I might" "Hold her in my arms tonight" "Ladies and gentlemen, would you kindly embark in the boats waiting for you?" "Thank you." "We're in the navy" "Watchdogs of liberty" "We're in the navy" "Scrappy, happy-go-lucky sons of the sea" "First in line and set to clear the deck" "Any galoot who wants a dispute will get it in the neck" "So, gangway Don't cross our bow" "We're in the navy now" "We're in the navy" "Watchdogs of liberty" "We're in the navy" "Scrappy, happy-go-lucky sons of the sea" "First in line and set to clear the deck" "Any galoot who wants a dispute will get it in the neck" "So, gangway Don't cross our bow" "We're in the navy now" "I'll bet you thought it was gonna go off."