"Never expected what was easy * * but I never really thought * * that things would get so hard *" "I think we're good." "You look nervous." "Are you nervous?" "It's the first new uniform in 50 years." "I hope they get it." "Your eye." "Is that a bruise?" "I guess I need another touch-up." "Did I...?" "Looks worse than it is." "Fiona, I'm sorry." "I feel terrible." "You should." "You hurt me." "You didn't..." "Tell anyone what happened?" "Why rock the boat over nothing?" "I say it's showtime." "Hm, there's the budding designer herself." "Who's ready for a fashion show?" "You all know fiona coyne, designer extraordinaire." "A new school year's an opportunity for change." "So I present to you:" "My original vanderbilt uniform designs." "Are we sure this isn't too much pressure?" "Oh, you worry too much." "Here's our classic crest, with a contemporary twist." "Green represents our commitment to the environment," "Blue borders reflect our efforts" "To help those in need/ i around the world," "And brown, to keep us grounded in our community " "Aiding those in our own backyards." "Young lady," "An institution's crest should not be tampered with." "I suggest you find some other outlet" "For your "creativity."" "Uh..." "Well, I just thought..." "With all due respect, the original crest..." "I mean, the reference to burning witches?" "It's a little outdated." "Or is that still important to you?" "That'll shut him up." "Thank you." "Let's kick this year off with a toast, shall we?" "* * whatever it takes *" "* I know I can make it through * * if I hold out *" "* I know I can make it through * * woo-oo-oo-oo-oooo * * be the best * * the best that I can be * * whatever it takes *" "* I know I can make it *" "* I can make it, I can make it through * * whatever, whatever * * whatever it takes *" "* I know I can make it through *" "Holly j:" "Uh..." "Have you talked to sav yet today?" "Nope." "Why would I?" "Excellent!" "Okay." "This is gonna sound crazy, but I need a favour." "It's actually kinda the biggest favour" "Anyone will ever ask." "Ever." "When sav talks to you, can you like..." "Pretend that you're pregnant with his baby?" "What?" "!" "Only until elections are over." "Oh, that makes it much more reasonable." "Look, you wanted revenge." "This is it." "The school will never elect a "baby daddy"" "As its president." "He broke your heart, anya." "Only until elections are over?" "Then you're baby-free." "Why do I suddenly crave pickles and ice cream?" "Maybe daddy bhandari can pick some up." "Man, girls are complicated." "Me?" "Yeah." "Yeah, um, ah..." "Super complicated." "The ranking thing?" "That was weak." "I gotta be direct." "Just tell alli where I'm at." "She's "the one," isn't she?" "Whoa!" "Don't say stuff like that, wes!" "She's coming, she's coming!" "Agh." "Wish me luck." "Good luck, dave!" "Good morning." "Hey..." "A girl can't be in a good mood?" "No, yeah, of course." "Listen..." "What is that?" "Well, you've inspired me" "To put my own little list together." "See for yourself." "Have a nice day!" ""degrassi losers."" "Oh, there's me!" "And you're number one!" "Oh, right." "That's bad." "I know it's day one," "But I thought we'd dive in and get our hands dirty!" "I want you to mold your clay," "And then we'll bake it in the oven for 9 minutes." "Hey, uh..." "Is it true?" "Is what true?" "Is there really a baby-in-progress in there?" "Yeah." "uh..." "I need to make a vase now." "Why didn't you say anything?" "It's not like you were talking to me." "I would've made an exception." "Whoops." "Well, are..." "Are you keeping it?" "Like him, or her." "I mean, I-I-I don't know." "I think." "Yup." "And uh..." "I'm..." "I'm the dad?" "Yes." "Who else?" "Well, I thought you took the morning after pill..." "Well, I guess I took it too late." "Don't worry," "I don't expect any help from you." "Anya..." "Um..." "Unless you're about to break into unchained melody," "It's best you go now." "Here's to the most drama-free event" "The coyne's have thrown in years." "I promised things would be better" "Once we were back among our people." "I'm so proud of you." "And those uniforms, they're good." "The school's going to have to consider a change." "I told you, you don't need to worry." "No more embarrassing tabloid photos" "For either of us, right?" "No tabloids, no drama." "In fact, you'll hardly know I'm here." "Well, to a normal life." "Just let me get more oj." "Room for one more?" "At the homework table?" "Always." "Uh..." "I have some news." "It cannot be better than mine." "Your father said cousin anil agreed to print posters" "For your campaign." "The first bhandari president!" "Stop!" "I'm not gonna run for president." "What?" "How am I going to explain that to cousin anil?" "I have too much on my plate this year." "I have responsibilities." "Responsibilities?" "You're a teenager!" "You know, when your father was your age" "Spare me, mom!" "You and dad can't make me do this." "You're right." "We can't force you." "Sometimes I think maybe we made your life" "A little bit too comfortable." "Missed you at school." "Official word was you were sick," "But I did notice that barney's was having a sale." "Hilarious." "Are you still sick?" "Just a headache." "Can you just go?" "Sure..." "Fi." "Is there a problem?" "Oh, let's see:" "Golden retriever hair," "Garish accessories," "Serious case of skank face?" "You're gonna have to be more clear." "I saw you with tinsley!" "Whoa!" "I didn't touch tinsley." "Liar!" "She was all over you." "Oh... that." "Look, I broke up with tinsley last year" "And she won't let it go." "She got jealous seeing me with you," "And she tried to jump me." "Okay, I know what I saw, bobby," "So just- fiona." "I would never cheat on you." "I love you." "Okay, let her know." "Ah fifi!" "Mrs. Beckonridge just called." "She wants to have dinner." "Tonight?" "Well..." "I can always cancel" "If you're still under the weather." "Or you could go without me." "Bobby's gonna be there." "Is everything okay?" "Things are just intense." "well, you know," "You can be a little intense, fiona." "I know, but" "Just remember what dr." "Chandra said." "Don't go looking for problems that aren't there." "Oh!" "I should get us a table at jean georges" "For dinner tonight." "Oh wait!" "I have something for you." "What's this?" "It came from bobby." "Open it!" "Oh, aspen." "You were probably too young to remember." "Onesie ski suits and fondue suisse." "Declan and bobby wouldn't let you into their snow fort" "And you threw such a tantrum!" "You snow-angelled right down to the grass." "I was a handful, wasn't I?" "You had your moments." "But they're all behind us now, right?" "Right." "You're back." "Yeah, transferred." "Out of music?" "Well, yeah, I figured that having a few classes together" "Might come in handy, considering." "Sav, you love music." "Yeah, but you come first right now." "I do?" "I mean, yeah, uh..." "Of course I do." "So..." "What happens now?" "Um..." "Uh..." "I'm gonna get bigger." "I mean, have you told your parents yet?" "Not yet." "I'd like you to be there when I tell mine." "I mean, whatever happens," "At least we'll be together." "That's all I ever wanted." "You okay?" "It's not morning sickness?" "Oh, no." "Um..." "It's just..." "I never expected you to be so awesome." "Oh, well..." "I couldn't let you go through this alone." "Wow." "Um... can you give me a sec?" "Yeah, uh..." "Gotta go back to the ironing." "* dave turner for rep, he's gotta reign * * he's permanent, yeah, like a nasty stain * * he's so hot, he'll fog your glasses * * he's king of all your grade ten classes!" "*" "Guys, stop, now!" "Uh, my name is dave turner," "And I do not approve this message." "Heh." "Um, but I am running for" "Loser!" "Biggest loser." "He already won!" "Thanks for the support." "Anyways, um..." "Vote for me grade 10 class rep," "Because I will, um... 42, clare." "42!" "Okay, your time limit for being upset" "About this stupid list" "Has officially expired." "Yeah, easy for you to say, miss number 3." "What can I say." "Do you realize the devastating effect" "This could have on my future?" "Yeah, you're right." "What will the universities say?" "Who cares about universities?" "!" "I'm talking relationships here." "I mean what guy's gonna wanna date number 42?" "I could be single for weeks!" "Oh..." "Months." "Maybe even years!" "What about prom?" "Forget about it." "But prom is the most important event" "In a young woman's life." "Okay, I meant this list." "'kay, you are the only one that cares about it." "Hey, alli-o," "Can we talk?" "Yes, please." "Come on." "Okay, the loser list thing?" "Seriously uncool." "Could knock out my chances of becoming class rep." "Ranking girls, dave?" "I mean, you kinda asked for it." "I only made that list so you could be number one." "It was supposed to be rigged!" "Most guys just buy flowers." "I'm not most guys." "And I had this whole speech planned out." "You know, I was gonna tell you you're the hottest girl" "And..." "You think I'm the hottest girl at the school?" "Yes." "Now could you say it again" "Just so I know how it would've sounded?" "Alli, you're smokin'." "The list?" "Bad." "That?" "Good." "You have my vote for class rep." "I don't want your vote." "I just..." "I..." "I want you." "Does this mean we're..." "?" "Just friends, dave." "With benefits?" "Tell anyone about this and you're dead." "10 percent of my trust fund." "That's how much I'll give you to come to dinner" "With the beckonridges tonight." "I told mom I'm not feeling well." "No temperature." "Palms are dry." "Is this an imaginary illness?" "You got a name for this one?" "Just leave." "You promised no drama." "This time it's not my fault." "Like it wasn't in jakarta or dubai?" "Come on, fiona, this is a new start for us." "Don't mess it up." "I don't want to." "Then come to dinner." "we could order in." "Sushi samba" "Or that new french place on fifth." "And embarrass mom and dad with a no-show?" "That's not my style." "Come on, please." "No." "Enjoy your snow globe." "* one reason why * * one day I woke up and realized *" "* no, no, no, no * * after some time, it's something... *" "Can't sleep." "Can't eat." "But then I'm like, what about anya, you know?" "I can't imagine how hard this must be for you." "Sav..." "Look, I know that we broke up and made up a hundred times," "But I..." "I wanna make it work." "Sav, I wanna make it work too." "Well, woo-hoo!" "It'll be different this time." "A whole new cricket match." "Huh." "We have a pretty insane past, don't we?" "Um, yeah, we conceived a baby in a limousine." "primo story material for our grandkids, right?" "Um, no you're not telling our grandchildren that story!" "Look at you, all presidential and decisive." "Yeah, um..." "I don't think the whole president sav thing's" "Gonna happen." "Okay, but being president means responsibility," "Just like being a dad." "It's practice." "Yeah, all right." "So?" "Give me that list of baby names." "I don't have one." "Ha!" "As if!" "I caught you scribbling them down" "After our first date." "Okay, well, if it's a boy," "I've always liked the name victor." "Victor?" "I love it!" "Hey, sexy." "Is it hot-stuff-dance-time?" "Ew." "Oh, you're not declan skyping from declan's computer." "You okay?" "I don't know anymore." "Cryptic." "Go on." "It's like, why can't I be happy..." "Like you and declan?" "It's like I'm not built the same way." "Holly j:" "Come on, fi." "What happened to your prince charming?" "Last I heard," "Momma coyne was ready to book the plaza." "Everyone thinks bobby's so great." "Like he's the best thing that's ever happened to me." "Holly j:" "Well, sweetie, if you don't," "End it." "Looks like you have company." "You gonna be okay?" "Well, if you need me, you know where I am." "And take it easy on the dom." "Okay." "Bye." "Holly j:" "I got your text." "If you're bailing on the lie," "You better be here to get your marker on." "Good news." "I'm gonna keep being pregnant!" "See ya, posters." "That's not even the best part " "Sav and I are getting back together." "Oh." "You know you're gonna have to tell him the truth, right?" "After elections?" "Not right after." "Just need enough time for us to fall back in love." "And then?" "I'll fake a miscarriage." "Wow!" "Anya, that's a smidge dark." "Well, what other way out do I have?" "I either fake a miscarriage or I fake a baby to term," "And who would adopt a fake baby?" "Touche." "It's a win-win for both of us." "Whatever it takes, right?" "approved by administration" "Before passing them out to the student body." "Holly j:" "Anyone looking for a position on student council?" "Alli, I have an opening on the social committee." "Anyone?" "Hj!" "How's the campaign coming along?" "What're you doing?" "You know you won't be able to handle it" "For some very specific reasons." "Well, when you have a strong support system," "You can do anything." "We'll see about that." "You missed a killer dinner last night." "Jean georges is a genius." "Bobby, please just leave me alone." "Hey, are you still mad about that tinsley thing?" "I told you it was a one time thing." "I thought nothing happened!" "Babe, I thought we were done talking about this." "I don't care about tinsley." "Only you." "Please don't be mad anymore." "Who is it?" "Nobody." "Well, I wanna see." "Back off!" "It's private." "Thought it was a one time thing?" "!" "You'rembarrassing yourself!" "Is this what you want?" "To be the crazy one again?" "I'm not crazy!" "You're a liar." "Leave me alone" "Or I'll tell people what you're really like." "You think that anyone will believe you?" "Hey!" "Get back here!" "Leave me alone!" "Get back here!" "Ungh!" "Don't mess with me, fiona." "I wanna break up." "No you don't." "Transcript By Adriano_CSI"