"♪♪ Opening Song... ♪♪" "♪♪ *DRAGON BALL SUPER (DUBBED)* Season 01 Episode 28" "♪ Don't you wanna dream again?" "♪" "♪ Now it's calling for me go back to the start ♪" "♪ Wishing on the starlights ♪" "♪ In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow ♪" "♪ Just step on the new stage Don't be shy ♪" "♪ Gonna take the challenge of god ♪" "♪ So-Zets Cho-Zets Dynamic!" "♪" "♪ Let's go!" "Yes!" "Give a kick!" "♪" "♪ Keep on going Power pumping' up ♪" "♪ Something greater waiting not so far away ♪" "♪♪" "Previously on, "Dragon Ball Super"... the epic battle against Golden Frieza came to an explosive conclusion." "Damn you, Goku!" "And so, peace was once again restored to Earth." "Any food you eat after a big fight is always the best food you've ever had!" "Enjoy it while you can, Goku, because an exciting and challenging new adventure is about to begin." "Now!" ""The Sixth Universe's Destroyer!" "His Name is Champa!"" "Mmmm." "Mm!" "My, this tea that Bulma gave us is positively delightful." "I mean, truly, this is the definition of exquisite." "Forty-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-five." "Forty-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-six." "Forty-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-seven." "Forty-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-eight." "What's wrong?" "You tired?" "Damn it!" "Forty-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine!" "Fifty thousand!" "It's-It's hard to believe, but these suits somehow manage to create more grueling resistance than the artificial gravity in Bulma's latest state-of-the-art training room." "Damn, this is really tough!" "Nice work." "You two seem to be adjusting quite well to those suits and are moving around rather nimbly in them." "Huh..." "What was that?" "Oh, for goodness' sake." "They always just show up without any warning." "Huh?" "Wait, you're sayin' there was somebody in that thing?" "I've told you a million times not to make so much noise while I'm attempting to take a nap, and you still dare wake me?" "Come on!" "Is he seriously trying to blame us for that gigantic crash over there?" "Yeah." "It looks that way." "Hey, wait." "Just calm down!" "Uh-oh." "There's more coming." "Well look at that." "This day just got a whole lot more interesting, huh?" "We gotta find somewhere to hide or we're toast!" "Let's move!" "We could've landed closer, and perhaps arrived in a somewhat more elegant and dignified fashion." "Hey, when you're a big star like me, you have to make a big entrance." "Something with a little panache." "Oh, look." "We've got him all flustered." "Well, Beerus, you can just keep on quaking in your boots until I arrive!" "You're getting too fat, my lord." "Oh, shut up, Vados!" "Come now." "Pick up the pace or we'll never get there." "Sugary drinks like those should be enjoyed in moderation." "We just walked a zillion miles." "That means I burned more calories than I drank!" "So, it's like..." "negative calories." "Not quite." "You'd actually have to skip dinner and breakfast tomorrow morning just to break even after guzzling all that." "What does she know?" "Anyway, forget about that crap!" "He-heh!" "Time to knock on his door nice and loud." "Take thi..." "Aah!" "Hey, what the hell was..." "I know you're out here." "Goku!" "Vegeta!" "Where are you numbskulls hiding?" "Yo!" "Beerus!" "There you are!" "Whoa, what the hell is that for?" "Hey!" "Knock it off, will ya?" "What was that?" "Maybe Lord Beerus has some kind of new attack?" "Huh?" "Well that's a hell of a way to greet someone, isn't it, Beerus?" "You're no Saiyan." "Who are you?" " Your face, lord." " Uh?" "Why you...!" "It's me, you fool!" "It's Champa!" "Oh..." "So, it is." "Well, what do you want?" "What?" "That's all you have to say for yourself?" "You know, it's dangerous to just go popping off like that without warning!" "A couple of those blasts almost hit me!" "I only regret that my aim was a little off." "Such insolence!" "Now listen here, you brat." "Ugh." "Do you treat all your guests this rudely?" "To be a guest, you have to be invited." "What did you say?" "Besides, I didn't even realize it was you." "And yet you panicked and acted out of fear!" "Ha!" " Don't try to play tough now!" " Huh?" "Ha-haa!" "Who is this glutton?" "Aah!" "Hey, what's with those guys?" "Are they your disciples of yours?" "Well, yes." "Something like that, I suppose." "Though at this point, they're merely novices who wiped out after 50,000 push-ups." "Hmm!" "Say, doesn't he kind of look like Lord Beerus?" "Yeah." "Like if Lord Beerus ate another Lord Beerus." "Hey, so who are you then?" "You look like Lord Beerus, only a lot fatter." "My, my, aren't you the rude one?" "May I present Lord Beerus' twin brother, Lord Champa." "Whoa, they're twins?" "You're kidding me?" "Please, show some proper respect." "He's a Destroyer after all." "He's a what?" "Are you saying that there are two Destroyers?" "Well, not in this realm." "Lord Champa is the Destroyer of the Sixth Universe." "You're suggesting that there's a si...?" "Hey." "Who's stronger, you or Lord Beerus?" "Hmph!" "Hmmm." "Now, now, mortal, there's no need for you to ask such a thing." "Given their physiques, it should be obvious." "Hey now!" "Not cool!" "So, what is it you want from me, Champa?" "'Cause it better not be something frivolous, or I'll kick your ass!" "Wouldn't you like to know?" "The fact is I came here to give you a taste of something devilishly world-shattering." "Something that you aren't likely to get over easy." "Mmm." "Beerus looks tense." "This really could be something." "All right, Vados, lay it on him." "Yes." "As you wish." "Huh." "Huh?" "Wait, aren't those just plain old eggs?" "There's nothing plain or old about them." "These here are the eggs of the newly-discovered dondon bird, hardboiled." "So delicious I guarantee they'll leave you speechless." "And on top of that, they're nutritious, too." "You boys can each have one." "Don't be shy." "Here, have a taste." "Tastes like a regular egg." "Nothing special about it." "Delicious!" "Now admit it." "Food from the Sixth Universe makes whatever slop you offer here taste like hot, sweaty garbage." "Don't just stand there." "Show them." "Of course." "Right away, my lord." "Hm." "This stuff?" "What is it?" "Wait, hold on." "Don't tell me you pour sand from the hourglass over it?" "That sounds nasty!" "There." "Bon appétit." "Yes!" "Now we're talking!" "Huh." "Eehee!" "Wow, unexpected." "Heh." "How's that?" "Not bad." "I guess." "Well, you certainly ate it all pretty fast for just "not bad."" "How can you make something so good just by adding hot water?" "What kind of witchcraft is this?" "It's instant ramen." "I've never heard of that dish." "Where did you get this from?" "A curious planet called "Earth."" "A weird name." "That's just the start." "Earth is positively brimming with all kinds of scrumptious treats." "So many, in fact, that I can't even count them." "Vados!" "Surely, we must have one of these Earths in the Sixth Universe, too!" "So, find it!" "Yes, sir." "Right away." "What is this Sixth Universe?" "Is anyone going to explain this to me?" "Oh, my." "You mean you really don't know, huh?" "Well, to begin with, there are a total of twelve universes." "The universe that we're all standing in at the moment is known as the Seventh Universe." "The universe is everything." "How can there be more?" "!" "It's all a matter of dimensions, Vegeta." "Lord Champa and Vados crossed over to our Seventh from their home in the Sixth." "These two universes are remarkably similar and have an almost twin-like relationship to one another." "You see, things generally occur in pairs, and so, for everything, there exists a corresponding counterpart." "For example, the First and Twelfth Universes go together." "As do the Second and Eleventh ones." "This is because any two universes whose numbers add up to 13 are considered natural counterparts." "Whoa." "I had no clue." "So, wait, if the Twelfth and then the Thirteenth and the..." "You know, could you just explain it one more time?" "Uh." "I'll catch you up later!" "Hmm." "No, sister." "It should be much farther down than that." "Ah, there it is." "That's the spiral galaxy you'll find it in." "Look out there along the edge." "Yes, right there." "It's the third planet in that solar system." "Hey, didja hear that, Vegeta?" "He called that lady his "sister."" "There's an air of toughness to her." "I bet she's mastered the same techniques as Whis." "You know what this means?" "It means, that like, there have gotta be hundreds of warriors out there who are stronger than we are!" "You say that like it's a good thing." "Here we are." "I'm sorry Whis-lady, but that looks nothing like Earth." "Huh, well, that's odd." "Perhaps you should look further back into the planet's history." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Ah, so that's what happened there." "It would seem that the Sixth Universe's Earth was plunged into a foolish conflict which wiped out its entire population." "Well that's downright tragic, Champa!" "I guess you just don't have any earthlings left in your lousy universe." "Meaning no one to make those dishes for you!" "Well, if it makes you feel any better, our Earth has seen its fair share of catastrophes, too." "I mean, even Vegeta here threatened to turn it into space dust once or twice." "That was a long time ago!" "Oww!" "Whoa, what was that for, Vegeta?" "It's totally true!" "Ooh!" "Say, Beerus!" "Let's have a contest, huh?" "A contest?" "What exactly are you proposing?" "I mean a fighting competition, obviously!" "And if I win, we trade Earths with each other." "Really?" "You want to fight me?" "Let me finish what I was saying!" "Oh, come on now!" "You said "fighting," not "pie eating," right?" "You watch your damn mouth, you scrawny punk!" "Huh?" "We're twin brothers." "And both of us are Destroyers." "So then why is it that we always seem to be at each other's throats like this?" "Uh." "What now?" "Uh oh." "I don't like where this is going." "Hey, hey!" "Wait for me, Vegeta!" "So awesome!" "Uh." "Kakarot, look." "That's enough!" "Uh." "Uh..." "No, no!" "Don't step on..." "Why'd you interrupt us?" "Yes, that was just rude." "I'm sorry, but we couldn't stand idly by and allow one Destroyer to engage another in combat." "The two of you must know your combat would inevitably lead to the rather inconvenient annihilation of both the Sixth and Seventh Universes." "They talk about it like it's no big deal!" "Seeing as you were the one to suggest we fight each other in the first place, Champa, this is all your fault!" "No, this is your fault for not letting me finish what I wanted to say!" "I wasn't proposing we simply fight each other." "This'll be between contestants we choose from each of our universes." "Let's see." "Hm." "How 'bout we have teams of five?" "So, to begin with, we'll each send out one competitor." "And whoever wins that first fight will move on." "They'll continue facing off like that, one-on-one, until the final team's captain is defeated." "Amusing idea, but why should I?" "What would I gain from such a silly contest?" "And besides, even if you won, how do you plan to swap Earths?" "There's simply no way something like that's possible." " Oh, but it is." " Hm?" "You see, recently I've devoted a lot of time and effort to collecting wish orbs." "Lord Champa!" "Shut up!" "Look, these magical spheres that I've gathered can grant anything your heart desires." "And yes, "anything" would encompass, obviously, swapping our Earths." "Now, I currently have six of them on hand, so I only need to find one more orb, and then I will have all of them in my possession." "But if your Seventh Universe fighters win," "I'll give all six of them to you." "Hear that?" "Those things sound kinda like Dragon Balls, don't they?" "Uh huh." "Unfortunately for you, we already have those in our universe, so we won't need yours." "Dragon Balls?" "Is that what you're talking about?" "Tell me, would those happen to have been forged by Namekians?" "Well now, were they?" "Yup." "Ah, I knew it." "The same is true where I come from, except those Dragon Balls you speak of were, in fact, long ago carved out of fragments of much larger wish orbs by the ancient Namekians." "There are limits to what those Dragon Balls can do and the wishes they can grant." "The real ones are on a different scale." "They're so big, they should be called "wish planets"!" "And there's no request that's too grand for them!" "I believe in the parlance of your universe, they'd likely be given a suitably spectacular and catchy name like "Super Dragon Balls"!" "How do you like that?" "Mine are better than yours are!" "So, are you super-jealous?" "I know you super-want them now, don't you?" "If they're worthless without all seven, then what good would your six do me?" "Add in the fact that you're so quick to wager them and it's clear to me that you have neither hope nor expectation of ever finding the last one." "So, you'll understand if I'm not interested in your..." "I bet Bulma could find it in no time!" " What was that?" " Huh?" "It's true." "Knowing Bulma, she could whip up a device capable of locating Super Dragon Balls." "Although..." "I can only hope nothing terrible comes of this." "Can we?" "Can we compete?" "Pretty please?" "Really?" "You want to be a part of all this?" "Yeah, are you kidding me?" "Fighting the strongest guys from whole other universes?" "Ah!" "This is what I live for!" "And what about you?" "Fighting the very best, in a completely different realm?" "Training is one thing, but skills honed under the pressure of actual combat can truly approach perfection." "Yes." "I'm in." "Hmmm..." "All right then." "I could use a good battle!" "Splendid!" "We have ourselves a deal!" "Ah!" "Hell yeah!" "♪♪ Closing Song... ♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪"