"(VIDEO CAMERA BUZZING)" "(DOG BARKING AT DISTANCE)" "(CLOCK TICKING)" "(CLOCK BELL CHIMING)" "(PIANO PLAYING)" "JACOB:" "Hello?" "Mom?" "Dad?" " (DIAL TONE)" " Is that you?" "(RECORD PLAYING SOMBER MUSIC)" "Who's there?" "Hello?" "(YELLS) Stay away from me!" "Please!" "Please!" "Just leave!" "I did what you said!" "I have the camera!" "Get out!" "Leave!" "I never stopped filming!" "I didn't call anyone." "Go away!" "Go away!" "Leave!" "(DOOR OPENS)" "(YELLS) I did everything you said!" "I never stopped filming!" "(GUNSHOT)" "(SCRAPING)" "(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)" "(RUSTLING)" "(DOORBELL RINGING)" "(RINGING CONTINUES)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "TOM:" "What the hell?" "Huh!" "Hey, handsome." "Would you turn that off?" "TOM:" "I'm not gonna turn it off." "This was left on our doorstep." "EMMY:" "Come on, you guys." "Come on." "Help me out." " Why do we have to get off the bed?" " TOM:" "No, this is their version of helping." " This is our room..." " Come on." "TOM:" "So, as much as I hate saying I was wrong and you were right, uh, this, I believe is one of those contests." "Excuse me." "What did you just say?" "I said..." "I said I was wrong and you were right." "Ah." " Feels good, right?" "It feels good." " That was amazing." "That was amazing." " My kids don't listen to me." "It's great." " And not..." "That's new." " Can you please help me?" " TOM:" "Um, why don't I just sit here..." "All right, so where did this kind of camera come from?" "Okay." "This was a red box sitting on our doorstep and it had a card." "It said, "Congratulations." And I do believe it was from a..." "One of the contests that you entered." " ABBY:" "Mom won a contest." " TOM:" "And, uh..." " Mom won a contest." " And you won." " No way." " Yeah." "This was free." " I..." "You know what?" " TOM:" "Which is my favorite price." " ABBY:" "Did you really?" " I gave you two children." "I am so nice to you." "Why would you mess with me like..." " Look at me." " TOM:" "I'm not..." "I'm not lying." "Why would I lie about this?" "I've already admitted to you that I was wrong and I'm glad that you filled out that stupid thing." "'Cause I like free stuff as much as the next guy." "Let me see that." "Let me..." "Come here." "Let me see it." "TOM:" "I told you." " Look." " EMMY:" "No, it's the one at the mall." " TOM:" "Yes." "Yes." " EMMY:" "I mean I filled one out." " I mean..." " Yes." "You think this is it?" "TOM:" "Wait." "More cleaning and less running around." " Where's your sister?" " How'd you win?" "How'd you win?" " Your uncle's gonna be here any second." " Hey, did you put pajamas in here?" " TOM:" "Did you guys pack?" " Megan." "MEGAN:" "I did not put my pajamas in here." "TOM:" "You each get to pick one toy to bring with Gary." " I did not pick pajamas." " Okay." "Yes you can." "Okay." "Get it, get it, get it." " I can jump from bed to bed." " If you wanna take it..." "I'm not gonna do this by myself." "You guys help me out." "TOM:" "One..." "Two..." " Ah!" "Oh, my God!" " Three..." " If I get to five, I will eat you." " Okay." "Right here." " What?" " TOM:" "Four..." "No!" "(SHRIEKS)" " (LAUGHS)" " TOM:" "Five... (GROWLS)" "Mommy!" "He's gonna eat you." " (ROARING) - (SHRIEKING)" " (TOM HUMMING)" " We're on the boat." "We're on the boat." "We can't..." "You can't get us." "We're on the boat." "TOM:" "Well, luckily I'm a shark with legs." " (SHRIEKING)" " Uh-oh!" "I'm gonna eat her!" " (TOM GROWLS)" " He's on the boat!" "(GIRLS GIGGLE)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(RUSTLING)" "What's this?" "(CHUCKLES)" "(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)" "Did I win you?" "Hmm?" "Where did you come from?" "(CHUCKLES)" "Hello." "(CHUCKLES)" "Shall we take a tour of the place?" "Let's go." "Ladies and gentlemen, we're entering the kitchen." "(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)" "This is the kitchen." "Mmm-hmm." "Mmm-hmm. (SNIFFS)" "This is the refrigerator." "Hello." "TOM:" "There's my girls." "Mmm." "I remember when I used to have the time to sit and read books on these couches." "And now..." "Now..." "Not so much." "We refuse to let the children eat with us." "They're forced to sit in the corner of this kitchen where we feed them only gruel." " But that's okay." "It's cheap labor and..." " (KEYS JANGLING)" "I figure..." "Oh, crap!" "Ah." "Welcome to my expensive dining room set." "Mmm-hmm." "This is my work." "And this is all the stuff that keeps me from my work." "I, uh, end up doing all my children's homework for them, and yet somehow they still get B's." "So what does that say about me?" "EMMY:" "Tadpole's about 10." " Wow." " (PURRING)" " (EMMY CLICKS TONGUE)" " ABBY:" "She's an old baby." " MEGAN:" "He's a big girl." " EMMY:" "Yeah." " MEGAN:" "He's a big, big girl." " ABBY:" "Do you see his soft paws?" "EMMY:" "He's older than both of you guys." " You're the best, best little baby." " EMMY:" "He loves that." "(MEGAN STAMMERING) Bridge made of diamonds." "And then we go to the queen's, um, castle." "And then we go to..." "TOM:" "Is the queen a nice queen or is she a mean queen?" "A nice." "And then we go over here." " Yeah?" " To the trees." " Mmm-hmm." " And then we get to the "X."" "(BETH SNIFFS)" "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "(BEEPS)" "Hello?" "Hi, Mom." "I've never won anything before." "(CHUCKLES) I don't know." "No, I..." "I don't know." "From one of those millions of things that I fill out on campus." "You know, for like the..." "Credit cards and water bottles and shit." "Boring." "Mmm-hmm." "It says, "Keep filming." "You're a star." Yeah." "I don't know." "At least somebody knows I'm a star." "Mmm-hmm." "Yes, I'm sure I'll make friends when I start school." "I know." "Thank you." "I think I'm very lovable, too. (CHUCKLES)" "No." "I'm not gonna call Eric." "You know what, Mom?" "I don't really wanna talk about this right now." "Uh..." "Tonight I am most likely doing..." "This." "Yeah." "Probably talking on the phone with you." "And playing with my camera." "(CHUCKLES)" "Yo, a free camera." " I got it." "I got it." " Oh, shit." "All right." " Did you see the camera?" " Yeah." "I saw the camera." " It's really weird." " Hi." "Thanks, Gare, appreciate it." " You won it in a, a sweepstakes?" " Sweepstakes." "Yeah." "I just signed a..." "I signed up for it in a mall." " Did you give 'em your credit card number?" " TOM AND EMMY:" "No." "If you guys need anything, you call me, okay." " Bye, Mommy." " Bye, sweetie." "We're gonna have fun." "We're gonna go roller-skating tonight." " Dad told us." " Yay!" " TOM:" "Shh." "Shh." "Shh." "Shh." " Dad..." "Get out." "Get out." "Go." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." "ABBY:" "We already know that." "Daddy told us." " Before I get in trouble." " Have, have fun with that camera, you freak." " Oh, we got so busted." " All right, here we go." "Let's go, guys." " MEGAN:" "Bye!" " Bye!" " TOM:" "Bye." " Love you." " Come on." "Enough." " All right." " TOM:" "I want you all to myself." " (SIGHS)" "Not covered in Cheerios." " It's so quiet. (CLEARS THROAT)" " Let's make some noise." "(SOFTLY) Okay." "(GIGGLES) Put the camera down." " TOM:" "I wanna do it with the camera." " (BOTH LAUGH)" "Look at that butt." "Look at that butt." "Oh, yeah!" " That's what I'm talking about." " (GIGGLES)" "BETH:" "Hey, you know what?" "I can make you a video of my day." "Yeah, of campus and..." "And I can show you the guesthouse and all that." "(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)" " No, they're gone for the week." " (DOOR CREAKS)" "(SIGHS)" "Yeah." "It's music, Mom." "I hear it, too." "Creepy. (CHUCKLES)" "Maybe there's someone there." "I live in their guesthouse." "They don't tell me what they're doing." "What?" "No." "It won't turn off." "Oh, man!" "I don't know." "It won't turn off." "(SIGHS)" "(WHIMPERS)" "I think I broke it." "I don't know." "No, it's just not turning off." " How does that thing turn off?" " I don't know." " Uh..." "This button?" " There's usually like a button on the top." " EMMY:" "How did you turn it on?" " TOM:" "I don't know." "It was already on." "This should turn it off right here." "Is that working?" "Look through the viewfinder." "See if you see anything." " No." "Mmm-hmm." " Is it still on?" "No." "It is." "Yeah, it's still on." "TOM:" "This button right here should be turning it off." "Well, it's not." "TOM:" "That's weird." "Are you just gonna sit there and watch me?" " I can think of no greater subject." " Because I could give you a job." "A better job than preserving your beauty for all eternity?" "(LAUGHS) Oh, my God." "Garlic fingers." "That was your name in..." "Nickname in high school, wasn't it?" " (LAUGHING) Fuck off." " TOM:" "Garlic fingers." " Mmm-hmm." " (HUMMING)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" " Here." "Let me help you." " Yeah." "Yeah." "I gotta lean in, 'cause I don't wanna leave any stone unturned." "Mmm." " Let's eat." " Okay." "♪ Love has no chances" "♪ Darling, please take me back" "♪ Take me home ♪" "(BABY CRYING AT DISTANCE)" "(DOORBELL BUZZING)" "(INDISTINCT TALKING)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "(RUSTLING)" "Oh, dude." "Hello?" "Oh." "Oh." "(LAUGHS)" "Awesome!" "Awesome!" "Awesome!" "(MIMICS LASER GUN SHOOTING)" "Oh, this is..." "This is awesome!" " Did you eat that last piece of cheesecake?" " LEONARD:" "Hey, Mom." " Jesus." "God, what is that?" "Stop that." " Mmm." "This is a giant fuck you." "You know how you're always like, "Stop signing up for contests"?" " Well, look what I won." " What?" "An already opened camera?" "Do you want this, too?" "(LAUGHS) Or should we save it for your birthday?" "LEONARD:" "What are you doing?" "Hold this." " LEONARD'S MOM:" "Jesus, God." "It's heavy." " Yeah, because it's nice." "What?" "No, higher, Mom." "Higher." "No, it's clearly way too high." "LEONARD'S MOM: (MOCKINGLY) Oh, it's clearly way too high." " You've never seen television?" " Okay." "Jesus." ""Congratulations." "You've been entered in a once in a lifetime contest."" " (LEONARD'S MOM LAUGHS) - "One night." "One prize." "One game."" "LEONARD'S MOM:" "Ooh." "LEONARD:" "I guess it's like a scavenger hunt." " Mom?" "Mom." " Oh." "Oh, this is bad." "LEONARD:" "Where are the clippers?" " What clippers?" " Give it to me." " Why?" "Why?" " Where are the clippers?" "Because it's a contest and I have to do things." " Yeah?" "What kinda things?" " And you know what I win?" " A job?" " I win $10,000." " Here!" "Bathroom." " The good ones or the bad ones?" " This one." " No, those are the bad ones." " What are we clipping?" " Why are your panties everywhere?" "What the fuck are we clipping?" "Hey." "My name is Leonard." "You can't see me." "Hold on." "Let's go!" "Okay." "Hey, my name is Leonard and I just wanna say thank you so..." "Shit!" " Leonard." " I just..." "Shut up!" "(SIGHS) That's my mom." "Normally, uh, I don't know." "I don't normally live with her." "But I owe my mom some money, so..." "I..." "Okay, so what I'm..." "What I'm trying to say is..." " Leonard!" " ...thank you so much." "Shut up!" "Please!" "Um, I just want you guys to know that, um..." "I appreciate this." "And, I honestly could use the $10,000." "So, um..." "Leonard!" "Hurry!" "Shit. (SIGHS)" "Uh, I really feel like this is..." "I think this is gonna be a really good night for me." "So thank you." " ...fighting me on this." " It's a bad idea." " Stop fighting me and help me!" " Are you gonna..." "Seriously?" "Are you..." "Are you a little bit retarded?" "Just a little bit?" " I'm just asking." " You're like the worst mom." "(YELLS) Oh, shit!" "You're doing it." "Oh, my God!" " Oh, God!" " (RAZOR WHIRRING)" "Shit!" "Are you really doing it?" "Oh, it's my baby's face after all these years." "You better get a big old damn prize for this, huh?" "Big old damn prize." " What are you doing?" " (LEONARD'S MOM LAUGHING)" "Oh, there he is." "There's that handsome boy. (CACKLES)" "Do you have to cackle right in my face?" "Oh." "Oh, his sideburns, too?" "Damn!" "Look at you." " Do you wanna do my head?" " No." "(SIGHS)" "(GROANS)" "(DIALING)" "(CLEARS THROAT)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "Hey, it's me." " Um..." " (DOOR CREAKING)" " (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - (DOOR CREAKING)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "Hey, uh, sorry, I was just calling to, um..." "Let you know that I won a camera." "One second." "Hello?" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(DOORBELL RINGS)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" " EMMY:" "Tom?" " Em." " Are we gonna watch a movie?" " Yeah, baby." "Just chill out." " But there's something cool first." " What?" "Um..." "More surprises." " More?" " This was left on the doorstep." " Just now?" " Yeah." "I think it's part two of the contest." "You think so?" " Okay." " TOM:" "What is that?" " EMMY: "Tom and Emmy."" " TOM:" "You think that is I..." " That's us." " That is us." ""Keep filming."" " Yay!" "Hence the camera." " I think we got that." " We got that one down." " Yeah." "We got that." ""1805 Mockingbird."" "I, uh, that is where we're going to be given bags of gold." " That's it?" " I'm assuming." "(SIGHS) Oh." "Just give me a second." " Oh." "I missed something." " Mmm-hmm." " Picture of a car?" " Picture of us at the mall." " What?" "Let me see." " I don't know." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "Tom?" " That's weird." " Where's the rest?" "(TOM SIGHS)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "Are you happy?" " You're not gonna give it to me, are you?" " I don't have anything." "This was it!" "I think it was this camera." "That was it!" " All right." " What?" "(TOM CHUCKLES)" "Are you seriously disappointed that all we got..." " was a very expensive camera?" " No, no, it's just that you said," " "Oh, you..." "You won another prize."" " Well, the..." "So I thought you like talked to somebody outside." "I didn't know what was in that thing." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" " (BEEPS)" " Hello?" "I don't know." "Just some photos." "Yeah." "It looks like they were taken, um..." "On campus or something." "(SIGHS)" "Yeah, I don't know." "No, no." "I'm sure it's fine." "I'll call campus tomorrow." "I'm gonna call tomorrow 'cause I don't care tonight." "Why would I call the cops?" "No." "Mom... (SIGHS)" "No." "I'm not gonna do that, okay." "Mom. (SIGHS)" "Mom?" "Mom?" "Mom?" " (THUNDER RUMBLING) - (BEEPS)" "(BEEPS)" " EMMY:" "Call Billy." " Why?" "Because maybe he's heard of a..." ""Keep Filming."" "You think there's a business called "Keep Filming"?" "Well, what do you think?" "Well, I think that just 'cause Billy works downtown he doesn't..." "All right." "I'll call him." "God, you're such a punk!" "(TOM LAUGHS)" "(DIALING)" "Oh!" "(CLICKS TONGUE)" " Tom." " What?" "The phone's not charged." "Is it so hard to like put the phone back on the charger?" "Gimme." "Gimme it." "Gimme it." "Gimme it." "It's dead." "No, the phone is charged, sweetheart." " (BEEPS) - (EMMY SIGHS)" "The line is dead." " The storm probably knocked out the line." " (SIGHS)" " LEONARD:" "Mom?" "Ah." "Ha-ha!" " (DOORBELL BUZZING)" "Oh." "Shocking." " You are of no help to me." " (DOORBELL BUZZING)" "This is why Dad ran off." "(DOOR CREAKS)" "What is this?" "(CHUCKLES)" "Oh, my God." "Yes." "Yes!" "Yes!" "A clown outfit." "Oh." "Oh, I get to wear clown makeup!" "Yes!" "(LEONARD VOCALIZING)" "♪ I am Leonard, this is awesome I'm gonna put on big old shoes" "♪ Help me get some girlfriends Yes, it will ♪" "(CONTINUES VOCALIZING)" "Ah!" "(LAUGHS)" "Oh, yes!" "Yes!" "Look." " (HUMMING) - (STRUMMING GUITAR)" "(ROARS)" "Presenting the coolest clown ever," ""Leonard the Badass Clown." (ROARS)" "(LAUGHS)" "This is without a doubt the coolest moment of my life." "Hey, Mom, I need your keys." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(WINDOWS RATTLING)" "EMMY:" "Hello?" "Hello?" "(DOOR CREAKS)" "EMMY:" "Babe?" " I don't know." " EMMY:" "That's kinda weird." "(SIGHS)" "(INSERTS VIDEOTAPE)" "(TELEVISION SCRAMBLING)" "EMMY:" "Yep." "It's a porno." " TOM:" "This is our lucky night then." " (EMMY LAUGHS)" " TOM:" "It's bike porn." " Hmm. (HUMMING)" " TOM:" "Or art film." " EMMY:" "I know." "It's..." " TOM:" "It's really good." " EMMY:" "Really interesting." "(CLOCK TICKING OVER TELEVISION)" "EMMY:" "That's a pretty house." "(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "JACOB:" "Please!" "Go!" "TOM:" "What is that?" " JACOB:" "Go away!" " EMMY: (SIGHING) I don't know." "JACOB:" "Go away!" "Go away!" " Please!" " TOM:" "What is this?" " Oh!" " EMMY:" "Oh, God!" "I did everything you said!" "I never stopped filming!" "(GUNSHOT)" "(TELEVISION SCRAMBLING)" " Shit!" " TOM:" "Oh, Jesus!" "(BELL TOLLING)" " TOM:" "Okay." " EMMY:" "Oh." "Okay." "This is a hoax." "(GASPS)" " Nice." " Nice." " Right." "You are watching us." " We are watching you, too." "Great." " What the fuck?" "Okay." " All right, can we turn this off?" "EMMY:" "All right." "What was that?" "What?" "(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)" "EMMY:" "Is that..." "TOM:" "That's our house." "EMMY:" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, we're right there." "TOM:" "Oh, shit!" "What the fuck?" " EMMY:" "Oh, my God." " TOM:" "They were right fucking there." "EMMY:" "This is not funny." "This is not funny." "I'm calling the cops." "We gotta call somebody." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "(PANTING)" " (THUDDING ON THE DOOR) - (SCREAMING)" "(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)" "We've gotta get help, Tom." " We have to get out of here." " (THUDDING ON THE DOOR)" " (DOORBELL RINGING)" " TOM:" "Stay calm, Emmy." "(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)" "(BETH WHIMPERS)" "(PANTING)" " (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) - (BETH SCREAMS AND WHIMPERS)" " (BETH SOBBING) - (MANIACAL LAUGHTER CONTINUES)" " TOM:" "Hey, wait." " EMMY:" "I'm calling the cops." " (TELEPHONE RINGING) - (GASPS)" " (PANTING)" " Wait." "Wait, wait." "Wait, wait." "ANSWERING MACHINE:" "Hey, this is Beth." "I can't get to the phone." "But leave me a message and I will call you back." "Thank you." "(MACHINE BEEPS)" "MAN:" "Hey there, boys and girls." "Why so down?" "I got a game for us to play." "Do you like movies?" " What is it?" " (GASPING)" "What are they saying?" "They want me to..." "They want me to hold the camera." " Why?" "Why?" " They wanna see your face." "MAN:" "Pick up the camera." "Film something." "Say cheese." " (BETH PANTING)" " Pick up the camera." "Pick up the camera." "Pick up the camera." " Pick up the camera." " (GASPS)" "That's great." "Isn't this fun?" " (THUDDING ON THE DOOR) - (BETH SCREAMS)" "EMMY:" "I'm really scared." "My keys were right here." "My keys were right here." " EMMY:" "What's going on?" " I don't care." " I don't give a fuck what's going on." " Just get the spare..." " We're leaving." "Baby." "Baby." " EMMY:" "Look in the drawer." "(CLATTERING)" "Tom, they came in our house and they filmed us." "They filmed my babies." "Check my coat." "Check my coat." "Put that down." "Put it down." "No." "I'm not gonna put it down." "I'm gonna hold it." "They said to keep filming." " I don't give a fuck what they said." " Shit!" " They were in our house." " They are not in my coat." "(EMMY WHIMPERS)" "TOM:" "Maybe they're gone." "Maybe they're gone." "(EMMY PANTS)" " TOM:" "Just..." "Just stay close by." " EMMY:" "Shh!" "I heard something." " (THUDDING ON THE DOOR) - (EMMY SCREAMING)" " Tom!" "Tom!" "Tom!" "Tom!" "Tom!" " (YELLS) Go away!" " (THUDDING CONTINUES)" " Go away!" "Hey, hey." "Ah!" "(LAUGHS)" "Yes!" "Come on!" "You guys put a..." "How did you put this in here?" "Oh!" "That is cool." "This is cool." "Okay." "Okay." "Wait." ""Wow." "You look great." Thank you." ""But what will the ladies think?" (LAUGHS)" "Um, I don't know." "They're probably gonna love it." ""Go to the women's restroom at the Magnolia Hotel." (CHUCKLES)" "Awesome!" "I've never been in a women's bathroom." "I'm not..." "I'm not sure I wanna break through that mystery." "Let mysteries exist." "I don't need to know all the answers." "I don't need to see what women do in there." "I assume they just go in the bathroom to gossip and do cocaine." "(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)" "(FLUSHING)" "I have an announcement to make." "(MIMICS FLATULENCE)" "I'm farting." "I'm farting and I'm peeing in the women's room." "(MIMICS FLATULENCE)" "I'm pooping in the women's room." "Sorry." "It's part of a contest." "I don't even know if I'm supposed to tell you that." "Oh, shit!" "Did you guys see a card anywhere?" "It looks like this card?" "I thought there'd be like, uh, chairs or couches in here." "Here." "Got it." "Got it, got it, got it!" "(LAUGHS)" "(BETH PANTS)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(BETH WHIMPERS)" "(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)" "(BETH PANTING)" "(DOOR CREAKING)" " (CAR ENGINE SPUTTERING)" " Come on." "Come on, come on." "Come on, come on, come on." "Come on, come on, come on." "(PANTING)" "(CAR ENGINE SPUTTERING)" "(FEEDBACK ON MICROPHONE)" "BETH:" "Is somebody there?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "(SCREAMING)" "(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)" "Hold it, Tom." "Just hold it for a minute." " Oh, God." " Oh, God." " TOM:" "What is that?" "What is that?" " EMMY: (WHIMPERING) I don't know." " TOM:" "Try the phone again." " EMMY:" "I just did." " (INHALES SHARPLY) They're still here." " TOM:" "What?" "EMMY:" "Shit." "There are fucking murderers outside of our fucking house." "(SNIFFS)" "We have to go, Tommy." "We have to get outta here." "Emmy, put the camera down." "And we're gonna leave." "Put it down!" "Let's just talk about this for a second." "Just what are we gonna do?" "What are we gonna do?" "Tom, I'm really fucking scared." "I'm really fucking freaked out." "Sweetheart." "Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart." "Okay, we're gonna get outta here." "It's fine." "They haven't done anything." "They're just..." "They're just fucking tormenting us." "EMMY:" "Tom." "Tell me the plan." " That's a gun." " Yeah, Emmy." "It's a gun." "What are we gonna do?" "Just walk out the front door?" " What else are we gonna do?" " EMMY:" "We need to think about this." "I just wanna get you across the street." "I just wanna get to a fucking phone." " I just wanna call the cops." " What if they're out there." " I'm not gonna shoot anybody." " They told us not to tell anybody." " This is a bad idea." "Bad." "Bad." "Bad." " TOM:" "No." "It's a..." "The whole evening." " It's a fucking game." " And we're just gonna leave." " Put the fucking camera down." " No." " And we are going." " No." " Just put the camera down." " I'm not going out there." " Put the camera down." " No, Tom." " Emmy." "Emmy." "Emmy." "I'm..." " No!" "I wanna get outta here." " (THUDDING)" " EMMY: (GASPS) Shit." "Fuck." " What the fuck?" " (THUDDING ON DOOR)" " (DOORBELL RINGING)" " Oh, God." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" " EMMY:" "Tom." " (DOORBELL RINGING)" " What do we do?" " I don't know." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "EMMY:" "They turned the phone back on." " TOM:" "I'm gonna answer it." " EMMY:" "Wait, wait, wait." "Let's see what they want." "Clown Town population, Leonard." "Mayor of Clown Town, Leonard." "Over here is the car dealership I got fired for." "I used to wash cars there." "Um, my boss told me," ""You don't do a good job." "You do a good enough job."" "And, uh, I was literally the... the best I could do for her." "(WHISTLING)" " You look like a retard." " LEONARD:" "Eat a dick, Gary." "I'm not gonna eat a dick." "I don't wanna eat a dick." "So I'm not going to." " Okay." "Dude, do you really wanna do this?" " LEONARD:" "Yes, I wanna do it." " All right." "I'm gonna go." "All right." " MAN:" "Do you really?" "LEONARD:" "I gotta do it." "Ready?" " All right." " All right, please." "Just..." "Make sure you get it all." " GARY:" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm on it." " It's gonna be good." "Hey." "Dude." "It's not my..." "Okay." " All right, you ready?" " LEONARD:" "Yeah, sure thing, man." " All right." "Go ahead." " Let me take my glasses off. (GRUNTS)" " Oh, my!" "(PANTS) - (GARY GROANING)" "(GROANS)" "GARY:" "Oh, he just had to spit." "Are you..." "How does that feel?" " Um, but we didn't get it." " (SIGHS)" "We..." "We didn't get it." "We didn't get it." " We're gonna get it this time." " Just go wide or something." " Yep." "Yeah." "Going wide." " You ready for this?" " Yeah." "Thanks for helping." " Okay." "(GRUNTS)" "(GROANING)" "I can't believe I just fucking kicked you in the nuts, dude." "Here." " GARY:" "Lay down, lay down, lay down." " What do you..." " GARY:" "Hey, Chuckles." "Hey, hey." " I gotta get the..." "Hey, Leonard." "Hey." "MAN:" "What do you call a fucking idiot who just got kicked in his nuts?" " Which one..." " MAN:" "You, fuck-o!" " I'm gonna be rich, you asshole!" " (MAN LAUGHING)" " Count to three, you dick!" " MAN: (LAUGHS) All right." "All right." "MAN:" "Now if the king and the queen were smart, they would understand that the monster outside the castle sees all." " But you have to realize, boys and girls." " EMMY:" "They're watching us." "Just because they're grownups..." " doesn't mean they know everything." " EMMY:" "How is that possible?" " Even mommies and daddies..." " EMMY:" "How can they see what we're doing?" "Fuck." "So the monster reached down with his scaly hand..." " (EMMY WHIMPERS) - ...and pulled them up." "Do you know why, children?" "Because they didn't listen." "(BEEPS)" "EMMY: (WHIMPERING) What?" " There's a transmitter." " What?" "A what?" "The red light is a transmitter." " (TELEPHONE RINGING)" " What?" "(WHISPERS) I didn't leave." "I am so sorry." "We're sorry." "(EMMY SNIFFS)" "(RINGING CONTINUES)" "(SIGHS)" "(THUDDING ON DOOR)" "(THUDDING CONTINUES)" "(DOORBELL RINGING REPETITIVELY)" "(WHIMPERS)" "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "BETH:" "Okay, I know you're watching me." "Please leave me alone." "Please leave me alone." "I'm sorry... if I did anything to you." "I'm very sorry." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(GASPING) I don't have any money." "I..." "I have some jewelry." "You can have that." "You can have that." "(SOBBING) Okay?" "(STAMMERING) I'll leave the camera on the front step." "(STAMMERING) And you can take it." "I won't tell anyone." "Okay?" "I promise." "Just leave me alone." "(WHIMPERS) Just leave me alone." "(SOBBING)" " Leave me alone!" " (REPETITIVE TAPPING)" " (DOOR CREAKS) - (SOBBING)" "(SCREAMING)" "BETH:" "Go away!" "Please go away!" "It's a roller skating rink." "Filled with children." "This is your new present." "(BLOWS RASPBERRY)" "I am not what you would call a... risk taker." "In any form of the word." "I..." "I sleep in." "I'm a sleep-inner." "(CHUCKLES) But I don't take risks." "I take risks with my diet." "This is an unusual night for me." "I mainly eat." "Uh, I complain." "Uh, I put up with my mother." "And, um, masturbate." "So, those four things are my life." "So this is unexpected." "We're gonna do this." "We're doing it!" "We're doing it!" "We're doing it!" "We're doing it!" "We're doing it!" "This car sucks so bad." "We're doing it!" "(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)" "Whoa, whoa." "LEONARD:" "Hey, can you help me film some kids?" " No." " No, it's not a weird thing." "I just need to take photos with, uh, children." "No." "Get away from me." "Get away from my family." "LEONARD:" "No, all you have to do is hold the camera." " Fine." "Fine." "Fine." " Yeah." "Here you go." "You got it." "You got it." " Here." "You got it?" " Yeah." "Okay." "So just make sure like this is..." "This is in there." "Are you getting this?" "We're good." "Okay." "You got everything?" "Ah!" "Do the rapper pose." "Be a rapper." " Big smile." "Cheese!" " Cheese." "(EMMY PANTING)" " How many are out there?" " TOM:" "I have no idea." "EMMY: (SIGHS) Do you see anything?" "No." "(EMMY SNIFFS)" " What do we do?" " We stay in the kitchen." "Tom." "TOM:" "I'm gonna check in the back." " EMMY:" "I'm scared." " TOM:" "I'm gonna check out back." " (SNIFFS)" " Stay here." "(CLICKING PHONE)" "What about the computer?" "A.O.L." "No, you need a phone for that to work." " What do they want?" " I don't know." "(SNIFFS)" "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "(GASPS)" " Tom." " Stay here." " Oh, my God." " Stay here." "Be careful." "(SIGHS)" "EMMY:" "Tom?" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "Tom?" "Answer me." " TOM:" "Don't come in here." " What?" "Don't come in here." "Stay back, Emmy." " What is it?" " Just don't." "What is it?" "What is it?" "(GASPS) Oh, God!" "Oh, no." "No." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." " (WHIMPERS)" " They killed him." "Oh, no." "Oh!" "Oh!" "(SOBS)" "Jesus Christ." "They threw him through the window." "(GASPS) Oh." "Oh." "What is going on?" " I don't know." " Oh, my God." "TOM:" "Let's go." "Let's just go." "Let's get outta here." "They left us a tape." "(FEEDBACK ON MICROPHONE)" "BETH'S MOM:" "Beth, listen to your mother." "Sweetheart, I think you'll do great." "People are gonna love you." "You'll see." "How can you be worried?" "You're lovable." "Do you want me to put Daddy on the phone?" "I just wish you wouldn't have moved so far away." "Beth, you didn't just win anything." "You should call the police." "(BETH SIGHS)" "Listen to your mother." "Sweetheart, I think you'll do great." "People are gonna love you." "You'll see." " (WHIMPERS)" " How can you be worried?" "You're lovable." "Do you want me to put Dad on the phone?" "You're so far away." "Beth, you didn't just win anything." "You should call the police." "Listen to me." "If you call Eric, it'll just start everything all over again." "You can do better than him." " (THUDS) - (BETH SCREAMS)" " (PANTING)" " How can you be worried?" "You're lovable." "Do you want me to put Dad on the phone?" "I just wish you wouldn't have moved so far away." "Beth, you didn't just win anything." "You should call the police." "(BELL TOLLING)" "EMMY:" "I don't wanna watch this." "I can't watch this, Tom." "He was just a boy." "Emmy, just..." "They're just fucking tormenting us." "That's it." "They're just trying to freak us out." " EMMY:" "What is this?" " TOM:" "I don't know." "EMMY:" "Oh, God." "Who does this?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "No." "No." "TOM:" "Did you see them?" " What clues?" "What is he talking about?" " I don't know, Emmy." "He'll never find..." "There's gotta be a clue somewhere." "I mean... (DOORBELL RINGING)" "(RINGING CONTINUES)" "Should I answer it?" "I don't know." "(SIGHS)" "(GROANS)" "EMMY:" "What if it's a clue?" "(SIGHS)" "(SIGHS)" "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit." "(GRUNTS)" "You forgot your fucking pictures." "(GRUNTS)" "Work." "Come on!" "Huh." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten." "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "(PANTING)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(DOOR CREAKING)" " (THUNDER RUMBLING) - (BETH SCREAMING)" "(PANTING)" "Go away." "Please go away. (WHIMPERS)" "What do you want me to do?" "What?" "I'm filming!" "Do you see?" "I'm doing what you say." "Please." "Why are you doing this to me?" "(FEEDBACK ON MICROPHONE)" "MAN:" "Happy Birthday." "Are you excited?" "I have a present all for you." " I can't wait for you to open it." " BETH:" "Who are you?" "I picked it out special." "Reach out your hand and close your eyes." "Pick it up." "Pick up the box." "Pick it up." "Pick up the box." "Pick it up." "Pick up the box." "Pick it up." "Pick up the box." "Pick it up." "Pick up the box." "(WHIMPERS)" "Pick it up." "Pick up the box." "Pick it up." "Pick up the box." "Pick it up." "Pick up the box." "Pick it up." "Pick up the box." " Pick it up." "Pick up the box." " (WHIMPERS)" "(WHIMPERS)" "Pick it up." "Pick up the box." "(WHIMPERS)" "(TOM PANTING)" "Go, go, go, go." "MAN:" "I'm so excited." "I love presents." "Don't you, boys and girls?" "I wish it was my birthday every day." "I wish it was everyone's birthday every day." "Then we can open presents all year long." "Why don't we open this one and see what we get?" "TOM:" "Careful, careful." "(EMMY WHIMPERS)" " TOM:" "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." " EMMY:" "No." "EMMY: (WHIMPERING) No." "Oh, no." "Oh, my God." "The girls." "(WHIMPERS)" " (EMMY SNIFFS)" " TOM:" "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "(EMMY SIGHS)" "(MUSIC PLAYING)" " (EMMY BREATHING HEAVILY)" " TOM:" "It's okay." "EMMY:" "Okay." "(EMMY GASPS)" " (EMMY SNIFFS)" " TOM:" "What the fuck?" "EMMY:" "What?" "It's a key." "It's a car key." "(BETH WHIMPERS)" "Please don't make me do this." "Please don't make me do this." "I don't wanna do this anymore." "I don't wanna do this." "Please don't make me do this." "I don't wanna open the box." "(SOBBING) I don't wanna open the box." "Please." "Please." "Can we stop now?" "Can we stop now, please?" "Just stop." "Please." "Stop." "Okay, stop." "Okay, stop." "It's okay." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(WHIMPERS) Stop." "Please stop." "(SOBBING)" "(RINGING CONTINUES)" " Please stop." "Please stop." "Please stop." " (TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING)" " (CREAKING) - (GASPS)" "(YELPS)" "(WHIMPERS) Stop, please." "(BETH SCREAMING)" "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "(BETH PANTING)" "(BETH WHIMPERING)" "(DOOR CREAKING)" "(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)" "(MUSIC PLAYING)" "(GLASS SHATTERS)" "(FOOTSTEPS POUNDING)" "(ANSWERING MACHINE) Leave a message at the tone and we'll call you back." " ABBY:" "Thank you." "Goodbye." " MEGAN:" "Bye!" "(MACHINE BEEPS)" "MAN:" "Now the king and the queen best hurry." " (EMMY WHIMPERS)" " They better solve the puzzle." "They only have ten minutes." " Or the evil monster..." " TOM: (GASPING) Ten minutes?" " will gobble their daughters right up." " EMMY:" "What?" "What does he want?" "Do you know the answer, boys and girls?" " TOM: (WHISPERING) Shit." " EMMY:" "What do you want?" "TOM:" "Ten minutes." "Ten minutes." "Ten minutes." "EMMY:" "Think, Tom!" "What do they want?" "Think!" "TOM:" "Shit." "The card, the card, the card." " EMMY:" "What?" " TOM:" "Upstairs!" " Gobble their daughters right up." " TOM:" "Shit." "Shit." " Do you know the answer, boys and girls?" " TOM:" "Hurry!" "Have you been following along?" "Grab your card." "Read the clue." "Hurry." "TOM:" "Let's go." "Let's go, let's go, let's go." " Emmy, let's go!" " I'm coming!" "(CAR BEEPING)" " EMMY: (GRUNTS) Is he here?" " TOM:" "What was the address?" " EMMY:" "Um, Mockingbird." "Mockingbird." "Um..." " TOM:" "The address?" " TOM:" "What?" " EMMY: 1805, Mockingbird." "(BETH WHIMPERING)" "(BETH HUMMING)" "(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)" "(BETH WHIMPERING)" "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "(RINGING CONTINUES)" "BETH: (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Leave me a message and I will call you back." " Thank you." " (MACHINE BEEPS)" "MAN:" "Hey there, boys and girls." "Guess who?" "I'm glad you decided to join us this morning." " Hope you had a good time." " (BETH PANTING)" "I know I did." "What are you doing now?" "Me and the rest of the boys are going to go out and play." "Why don't you come, too?" "You heard me." "Get up." "Grab your mail and come out and play." "It'll be fun." "Hey there, boys and girls." "Guess who?" "What are you doing now?" "Me and the rest of the boys are going to go out and play." "Why don't you come, too?" "You heard me." "Get up." "Grab your mail and come out and play." "It'll be fun." "Come out and play." "Come out and play." "Come out and play." "Come out and play." "Come out and play." "Come out and play." "Come out and play." "Come out and play." "Come out and play." "Come out and play." "Come out and play." "Come out and play." " Come out and play." " (MACHINE BEEPS)" "LEONARD:" "Whoo-hoo!" "How's it going?" "Beautiful day, huh?" "(ROARS AND LAUGHS)" "Hey!" "Winner, winner, chicken dinner." " Good evening, bakery lady." " Yeah." "Can I help you with something?" "Yeah." "I would like one of your finest cakes, please." "Okay." "Well, they're all fine." "Just pick one." "All right." "Um, um, let's see." "Uh, white cake, red icing, and then a word in the middle." " Okay." "What word you want?" " Surprise." "TOM:" "I don't know where we are." "I don't know where we are." " EMMY:" "I can't see anything." " I can't see a goddamn thing." "TOM:" "Move!" "Go!" "Move!" "EMMY:" "Honk your fucking horn." "How much time do we have?" "Like seven minutes." "We're good." "We're okay." " We're gonna be fine." " Can you see?" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" " EMMY:" "God damn it, Tom." " What?" " You don't know where you're going." " I'm going this way." "We're gonna turn..." "We're gonna turn right up here." " Watch out." "There's a car right there." " TOM:" "Well." "I know, I know, I know!" "EMMY:" "This is right." "This is right." "Okay." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" ""Your presence is requested as the guest of honor at 1805, Mockingbird Drive."" "Wherever that is." "I don't know where this address is." "I am not a happy clown right now!" "I am not a happy clown." "Okay." "Great." "Thanks!" "BETH: "Our Father who art in heaven," ""hallowed be Thy name." ""Thy kingdom come." ""Thy will be done." ""On earth as it is in heaven." ""Give us this day our daily bread." ""And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us." ""And lead us not into temptation." ""But deliver us from evil." ""For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever... (SHIVERING) "...and ever." ""Amen."" "(BETH SHIVERING)" "TOM:" "All right." "All right!" " Shit." "Oh, my God." " What?" " There it is." "There it is." "There it is." " EMMY:" "Look." "Look, look." "TOM:" "No, wait here, okay." "I want you to wait right here." "Okay." "Hang on." "Let me make sure everything's okay." " EMMY:" "Be careful." " I will." "I will." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "EMMY:" "What is this place?" "What the hell?" "What the hell?" "Who's that?" "Stay close." "EMMY:" "Wait." "Wait." "Creepy." "EMMY:" "Megan?" "TOM:" "Megan?" "EMMY:" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Is somebody there?" "Oh!" "Okay." "Just promise me that you guys aren't just making fun of me." "(GROWLS)" "Just please be real." "LEONARD:" "One clown cake delivery coming up." " EMMY: (SOBBING) Tom!" "Tom!" " It's okay." "Let me help." "It's okay." "It's okay." "(EMMY PANTING)" "Shit." " Tom." "Tom, where are you?" " Wait." "Wait." "Wait a second." " (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) - (EMMY SCREAMS)" "EMMY: (PANTING) What was that?" "Oh, God." "(LEONARD LAUGHING)" "That must be for me." "Okay." "(LAUGHING)" "Amazing." "Oh, where do you buy a billion balloons?" "(LAUGHS)" "LEONARD:" "Help me." "I'm a white blood cell." "Ah-ha." "It's pathogens." "(DISTANT LAUGHTER)" "That must be the beginning of the party." "Ah!" " MEGAN:" "What's that?" " ABBY:" "Come on." " (MEGAN LAUGHS)" " EMMY:" "Abby!" " ABBY:" "Mom, look at us!" " EMMY:" "Ah!" "ABBY:" "Mom, look at us!" "Mom, look at us!" " EMMY: (PANTING) Megan." " ABBY:" "Mom, look at us!" "BETH:" "Hello?" "Hello?" "(BETH GASPS)" "BETH:" "Who's there?" "Is anybody there?" "(SCREAMS)" "(MEGAN AND ABBY SCREAMING)" "BETH:" "Oh, shit!" "(WHIMPERING)" "What do you want?" "(MEGAN AND ABBY LAUGHING)" "(BETH PANTING)" "Stop." " TOM:" "Girls!" " EMMY:" "Can you hear us?" "TOM:" "Honey!" "Mommy and Daddy are here." " TOM:" "Abby?" " EMMY:" "Where are you?" "TOM:" "Girls!" "(BETH WHIMPERS)" "Jesus Christ." "Jesus Christ." "EMMY:" "Tom!" " Shh." "Shh." " Who are you?" "What do you want?" " TOM:" "Give us our girls back." " BETH:" "Stay away from me." " Stay away from me!" " Where are they?" "We stopped filming." "And we came here." " And we did everything that you asked." " What are you talking about?" "Just please." "Just give us the girls back." " Please." " I don't know what you're talking about." " EMMY:" "Yes, you do." "Where are they?" " I don't know what you're talking about." "(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)" "You took our girls." " Now just release them, please." " EMMY:" "Please." " They told me to come here." " What?" "(PANTING)" "I won a prize." " I signed a waiver." " Huh?" " Did you do this?" " No." " No." "No, of course not." " No." "Let's just put our guns down." " Who did this?" " I don't know." "We don't know." "We don't know." "They have our babies." "GIRLS: 19, 18, 17, 16..." " You're lying to me." " TOM:" "What?" " No, put your gun down." " BETH:" "It could be you." " Put your gun down." " You're lying to me." " TOM:" "No!" " How did you get in here?" " Stay back!" " How did you get in here?" " Stay back!" "Don't do this!" " BETH:" "How did you get in?" " We came in the front door." " They're not home." " How did you get in here?" " TOM:" "We know..." "GIRLS:" "Eleven, ten, nine..." " We know!" " They're not home!" " Back off!" "Back off!" " Don't fucking lie to me!" "GIRLS:" "Five, four, three..." " You're fucking lying to me!" " TOM:" "Drop the gun!" "Just drop it!" "Drop the gun!" " (ALL SHOUTING) - (GUNSHOTS)" "GIRLS:" "One!" "(LEONARD COUGHS)" "(CAMERA BUZZING)" "(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)" "Did it work?" "Are they dead?" "Yeah." "Did you get the tapes?"