"All right." "Congratulations." "You've passed the job interview." "["Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks"]" "You have 40 seconds to get ready!" "you know!" "What?" "What is this?" "Looks like Otose has sent over someone quite spirited." "Huh?" "but the kid with the glasses wasn't too bad." "but you can't handle this job if you're susceptible to spiritual possession." "What job are you talking about?" "a group has arrived." "the new guy." "Pound the basics into him." "don't use your real name here." "Your name is the chain that links you to your body." "you'll be dragged to the other world." "I've already been dragged into a strange world." "What is this?" "A different anime?" "most spirits will listen to you." "[Persimmons and Peanuts] then go." "I hate dawdlers!" "Gin." "This way." "Don't talk to me so casually!" "What are you?" "!" "I'm Rei." "Don't get in my way." "Don't talk about spirits." "You're a Stand!" "Can you really handle this?" "Stands." "With Stands?" "What do you mean?" "right?" "The old hag?" "Yes." "so Mrs. Oiwa was testing your aptitude." "Ghost..." "Stands come here for the hot springs." "She was testing to see whether you could handle working at this Stand hot spring." "Gin...you were chosen." "A s-s-s-s-s-Stand hot-spring?" "!" "Yes." "making it easy for Stands to materialize themselves." "It's what you would call a spiritual hot spot where Stands would all gather around." "That old hag!" "I thought that it was strange for her to let us go to a hot spring." "She sold me out!" "To a Stand hot spring! a lot of Stands come and we're busy." "We get people like you with an aptitude for Stands." "Wait!" "I have an aptitude for Stands?" "!" "That's impossible!" "I almost took a crap three times just talking to you." "Oh no." "Again!" "You don't understand." "The fact that you're talking to me shows that you have an aptitude." "you're just crappy." "No way." "I don't care!" "Why do I have to be manipulated by those old hags?" "I'm going home!" "To where?" "We closed off the mountain path by dropping a boulder on it." "if you run away..." "I myself have "UNO." "Your friends will have to play UNO forever as "His Excellency." "Y-You bastards!" "could you help me for a moment?" "Another one!" "Get used to it already." "that customer is at it again." "take care of it." "What is that?" "Who is that Stand?" "He's just been hitting that wall." "He's creating poltergeists." "I'm so pissed off at Mitsuhide..." "I really can't believe that it's Mitsuhide." "Who is Mitsuhide?" "Who is that drunk?" "Nobunaga." "Nobunaga?" "!" "That's Nobunaga Oda?" "!" "too." "He likes to adopt western mannerisms." "Why does he have to wear briefs of all things?" "!" "There are lots of other types of western clothes he can wear." "There are a lot better things." "seriously." "Most people wouldn't betray me there." "It was right before I took control of the whole country that I grasp the situation." "he's totally dwelling on what happened at Honnoji Temple." "do something about it." "What can I do about that drunk?" "Just do something!" "Old people like talking to young people." "You should do it." "too." "What is this?" "there's someone else pounding on the walls." "What's going on?" "Is it some sort of fad?" "Who is that?" "Cut it out." "so let's end it there!" "right?" "he just had to start making a huge fuss about it... that damn Hideyoshi." "It's Mitsuhide!" "That's definitely Mitsuhide Akechi!" "isn't it?" "!" "Two guys who shouldn't meet are in neighboring rooms." "Think about where you put people!" "too?" "!" "He was Nobunaga's subordinate so he was going along." "Mitsuhide has tight briefs." "They're clean." "Now's not the time to be talking about that!" "Something terrible will happen if they meet." "Huh?" "I hear something coming from the next room." "this is really bad." "It's got to be him." "He's got to be Hideyoshi." "I'm going to kill that barber." "Who is he?" "!" "And who's this barber he wants to kill?" "Hideyoshi has to be here! this is the time when Hideyoshi has to come out and badmouth Nobunaga!" "A three-way standoff should form!" "That's Xavier." "He's the person who introduced Christianity to Japan." "But his hair style was never popular." "How could it be?" "!" "For what kind of pathetic reason is he staying here?" "!" "Don't blame things on your barber!" "excuse me." "I'm the person staying across from your room." "But your thumping is really noisy." "I can't sleep." "Could you please keep it quiet?" "isn't he?" "Nobunaga is really annoying." "Don't call me a monkey." "You look like a catfish you know." "You're right!" "How did you know?" "That's because his underwear is dirty!" "It has crap on it!" "Hideyoshi seems like he'd have a lot on them!" "Yeah!" "Now's not the time to be analyzing this--!" "If the Brief Trio meet... too?" "Yeah." "I haven't seen you in a while." "That's true." "How long has it been?" "they're acting unexpectedly normal." "Yep... right?" "Really?" "I don't really remember." "This is bad." "Nobunaga is jumping into matters." "You don't remember?" "That thing happened?" "What?" "You really don't remember?" "I don't remember." "I was immediately killed afterwards by Sir Hideyoshi." "really?" "I did that?" "I don't remember either." "the fact that you said "afterwards" means that you do remember" "Honnoji Temple." "By "afterwards" I meant that thing." "I meant after you told me to attack Mohri." "My memory is vague after that." "what's with this lousy conversation?" "you said that you were also killed." "That means that you knew that Nobunaga was killed." "you totally killed him." "I know you did." "Monkey." "What?" "Did you just refer to me as just plain Nobunaga?" "He did." "He's always badmouthing him and it slipped out." "didn't I?" "Huh?" "Is there anything wrong with that?" "He's lashing back." "He's pretty annoying." "but I did take control of the whole nation." "you know?" "Oh?" "You took control of the nation." "That's pretty impressive...for a monkey." "Huh?" "I'm kind of offended by that." "There's no problem in me doing that." "You only took control of the country because you snatched it away from me." "weren't you?" "it wouldn't have been possible without me." "You want to fight?" "Bring it on." "I can take you down in one hit." "I've already killed you." "But I killed you." "stop right there." "Hold on!" "Calm down." "Come in." "Welcome to Senbokyo." "I came again." "I couldn't pass on this year as well." "Right this way." "carry the guest's bags." "okay." "Thank you." "Here." "The year is a waste if I don't get to this hot spring." "Hot springs really bring you back to life." "You're already dead." "Oh no!" "That's right." "don't you?" "The hot spring is open at all hours of the day." "You can go in whenever you like." "I can't wait to stretch out my arms and legs in the hot water." "*" "Oh no!" "That's right." "don't you?" "This is your room." "Enjoy your stay." "Oh?" "Gin--?" "!" "What are you doing?" "Bring the guest's bags right now." "sorry." "Here are your bags." "Please enjoy your stay." "is it?" "you there!" "yes..." "Could you help me wash myself?" "All right." "Right away." "My back is so itchy." "but where is your back?" "What are you talking about?" "My back is my back." "isn't it?" "Huh?" "Did you hear something strange?" "Not at all." "I haven't done anything." "Oh!" "Do you suppose it could be that thing?" "I might have hummed a little jazz tune!" "Oh?" "You like jazz?" "You've got good taste." "get the upper right a little." "Upper right?" "!" "What part is the upper right?" "!" "imagine a drum set." "Imagine you're hitting the cymbols." "I don't know Jazz." "Is it this area?" "How rude!" "What are you touching?" "That's my "C"..." "Huh?" "Huh?" "What?" "Huh? "C?" "!" It's on the side of your face!" "Why would you have a "C" on the side of your face?" "You're quite the wild performer." "but you went for the "C" instead." "I've never seen such an extempore performance." "I'm going back to my room." "I want to put this feeling to music." "Wait a second!" "Your body's all like this!" "It's jazzed up." "Yes." "It's jazzed up." "That's why I want to write it down." "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "It looks like you weren't what I expected you would be like." "Gin?" "but I even washed their backs." "Let me go already." "Don't be such a spoiled brat!" "you're judged by your results!" "you good-for-nothing!" "you Peanut Bastard!" "I'm not scared anymore!" "I've gotten used to Stands." "I'm not afraid of you anymore." "I'm sorry for getting carried away!" "dear." "We need the help." "He's better than nothing." "Gin." "Go to the back and do some routine chores." "We have an important guest tomorrow. is coming to our hot spring." "The rating of this hot spring will drop if someone like you were to appear before him." "You stay quiet." "I have "UNO." "Not good enough." "I have a "draw four." "I also have a "draw four." "I never expected you to have such a trick up your sleeve." "Why?" "Why must this happen to me?" "Did I do something wrong?" "! but I can't sleep because of them playing UNO every single night." "I've been living on Kaki-pea." "This treatment..." "I can't take it anymore." "I can't stay quiet." "I'm going to do it. "His Excellency" and crap don't matter anymore." "I'm going to crush this hot spring inn!" "That look." "I've been waiting for that look." "Rei... I knew that you were the man who would start a revolution at this hot spring inn." "We Stands are worked off like a horse for small wages while the Okami gets rich." "I'm sick of doing things her way. you have the potential of a Stand user to rivals that of the Okami." "I'll become your Stand." "So let's start a revolution at this hot spring inn." "Can we win against the Okami's Stand?" "Tagosaku is the strongest Stand in Senbokyo." "He's the Okami's husband who passed away ten years ago." "he formed a team with the Okami and they've controlled Senbokyo." "The ordinary Stands and I can't take them on even if we grouped together." "But we need evil spirits to fight evil spirits." "Awaken." "Heroic spirits who have left their mark on history..." "Now is the time to awaken." "Turn your desire for revenge into a blade and rise up now." "Brief Trio." "and Hideyoshi." "Who the hell are you?" "Ieyasu is here." "Nobunaga..." "Mitsuhide..." "Do exactly what I told you to do yesterday." "Play a lot of nasty tricks on Ieyasu and ruin his welcome." "The rating of this inn will crash into the ground and the inn will be destroyed." "You got that?" "are you listening?" "Hey!" "You want to fight?" "What did you say?" "Come to the bathrooms later." "Let's do it right now." "Right here." "Hey!" "I told you not to fight anymore!" "Come on." "I'll give you some peanuts. but you can't move forward if you keep looking back." "Forget everything for today." "Let's forget all about Honnoji Temple." "Just focus on Ieyasu. even though he was the least remarkable of any of you." "Your true enemy is Ieyasu!" "Okay?" "!" "All right!" "Then let's do this." "Let's all apologize to each other." "Let's call it all even." "Okay?" "Come on." "Okay?" "My lord..." "I'm sorry for betraying you." "Mitsuhide!" "The one who apologized first is the most admirable!" "Nobunaga." "It's all right." "It didn't really bother me." "Nobunaga!" "It's pretty hard to forgive the person who killed you." "Hideyoshi?" "Hurry up and apologize to Mitsuhide!" "I don't want to." "I didn't do anything wrong." "I just killed Sir Akechi to avenge my lord." "What's wrong with this guy?" "He's really annoying." "Grasp the situation." "You even have crap on your underwear!" "Fine." "Then I take back my forgiveness." "Hideyoshi!" "This is your fault." "You even have skidmarks on your underwear." "I don't want to." "Then apologize to me for calling me a monkey." "Monkey?" "you mustn't lay hands on him." "Or your feet." "I told you to stop." "Here." "Some peanuts." "It looks like it'll be difficult for them to make up." "Oh well." "They'll come around." "keep watch over the bath." "Everyone becomes defenseless in the bath." "huh?" "It reminds me of Honnoji Temple." "Okehazama." "are you? "It reminds me of Honnoji Temple"." "I don't want to remember that." "Shh..." "Be quiet!" "someone's come." "It's Ieyasu!" "That's Ieyasu." "There's no mistake." "Look at that." "the underwear of the guy who took control of the nation is really something else." "fashion-wise!" "your underwear is dirty." "It's no wonder you couldn't control the nation." "I took control of the nation." "There's nothing for you to take." "stupid." "there he goes." "What should we do?" "Hideyoshi." "Yes?" "Switch your crappy underwear with the boxers that Ieyasu took off." "Are you serious?" "I don't want the underwear that an old guy like that wore." "The guy who'll wear your underwear will hate it ten thousand times more." "Wait." "It's not fair for only Hideyoshi to get boxers." "I'll go." "What are you doing?" "!" "We don't need your somewhat clean underwear." "I will..." "I will..." "I will..." "You're fighting over some old guy's underwear." "That's gross!" "Ieyasu has gone into the tub." "All right!" "Charge." "Go fart in the tub." "Are you serious?" "Give us a break." "I got some nice boxers." "Do I have to get them soiled already?" "They're already soiled." "There's a streak of crap on it." "How dirty is your butt anyway?" "isn't it?" "It sure is." "Listen." "Do it together when I count to five." "Do it with the expectation to bear fruit." "Got it?" "Five..." "Four..." "Three..." "Two..." "One." "I-Impossible..." "This is... you've double-crossed me..." "Gin!" "it's not good to have extravagant delusions and swindle men." "Do you want the man you love to die instantly?" "boy." "The Brief Trio have been under my control for quite some time now." "Don't think I'm your ordinary Stand user." "If you make enemies with me..." "You're pretty much fighting this whole village." "you need the help of the most powerful Stand." "But that's impossible." "There isn't anyone in Senbokyo who will help you." "I'm going to have you work here until you die." "The most powerful Stand." "The most powerful ally." "Such a person..." "Huh?" "What are you doing here?" "Are you awake?" "You stink." "What is that smell?" "A fart?" "They're right before me." "[To be continued]" "Gintoki...] [...counterattacks!" "]" "The next episode: "Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-nothings." "[Gin's requiem reverberates throughout the demonic inn where spirits gather!" "]" "the most powerful Stand?" "!" "]"