"[Announcer] Rocketed from a distant planet to a bold new destiny on Earth." "Found by a Kansas family and raised as Clark Kent, he learned he possessed the strength of steel, the speed of light and the desire to" "He is Superboy." "[siren wailing in distance]" "It's Superboy." "I've got an idea." "Come on." "[siren wailing in distance]" "Say goodbye, Superboy." "[laughs] Oh!" "Let's get out of here." "[siren wailing]" "Looking for me?" "They're all yours." "Can't thank you enough for the... [air rushing]" "Guy doesn't even wait around for thanks." "Amazing." "Guy like that has more important things to worry about." "[Harris] I told you last time, it's the last time" "[Keller] Why?" "You don't like Chinese?" "Where is Kent with my pastrami on rye?" "Stuffed pork is one of the most wonderful meals ever invented." "I don't see those advertisements." "You seen him?" "[both] Uh-uh." "I can't believe you." "What do you want to eat?" " [Harris] I want..." " What?" "What?" "[Harris] I want something healthy." "[indistinct arguing]" "Here's your sandwich, sir." "I'm sorry for the wait." "I sent you across the street over an hour ago." "What took so long?" "[sighs] I had a little emergency." "An emergency!" "What kind of an emergency!" "What are these little emergencies that you" "Family problems?" "Emotional problems?" "Well, no." "No, sir." "You know what this is?" "It's a diary." "The kind lawyers keep." "It divides the day into 15-minute segments." "Tomorrow, I want you to write down everything that you do, and then at quitting time, you turn it in to me so that I will know exactly what it is that" "Unless of course, you're the kind of a person who would lie." " No, sir!" " No, I didn't think so." "Tomorrow night, I will know everything there" "[sighs]" "[alarm buzzing]" "[Clark] 6:45 a.m., woke up." "Need to replace clock radio... again." "[yawns] 7:00 a.m., took shower and shaved." "Got dressed made some coffee and read the paper." "No, no, no!" "Wait, wait, wait!" "7:31, missed the 7:30 bus." "7:32, found alternate means of transportation." "[Keller] OK, here's our schedule for the morning." "We have an hour before we meet with Mel and go" "Wait, hold on." "Who put you in charge of scheduling?" "We're both GS7s, you know?" "A rank you never would've gotten without my help." "Help you gave me because you wanted something back." "[kissing]" "From you?" "Don't kid yourself." "Good morning." "Huh, early for a change." "I didn't forget." "I'll see you at 5:00." "I heard what happened." "Tough luck." "You know, actually, I'm glad to see a government official who's concerned about how the taxpayers' money is spent." "Right." "Oh, would you step over to my desk, please?" "Come on." "I got something that just might cheer you up." "Two tickets to tonight's benefit." "Thought maybe you'd like them." "Like them?" "I love them!" "Think you can find somebody to go with you?" "I hope so." " [horns honking] - [whistle blowing]" " Good morning, Lana." " Hey, Clark. [chuckles]" "Looks like it's going to be a nice day, huh?" "Mm-hmm." "You know that benefit Matt was talking about?" "It sounded like fun, huh?" "Not too often you get to go to something like that." "[car screeching, crashes]" "I was wondering if you were free..." "Somebody's gonna get killed." " What?" " Look." "[whistle blowing]" "I'm sorry, what were you... [people chattering] [whistle blowing]" "[horn blaring]" " Are you OK?" " Couldn't be better." "You got a piece of..." "Foil, I know." "It helps keep the voices out." "That badge, it isn't real, is it?" "It better be." "I paid enough for it." "I think you better come with me." "[horn blaring]" "[Clark] 7:58 helped an old woman cross the street." "How could you possibly forget to do the reports?" "Probably brain damage from working with you for too long." "[scoffs] You want brain damage, keep it up." "Is something wrong?" "[both] You bet there is!" "What's bothering you two this time?" "He was supposed to fill out our C29" "Now we can't go out in the field." "I would've filled them out except somebody didn't give them" " Somebody could've asked." " And somebody could've offered!" "Stop it!" " I mean, I'll do them." " Great. [sniffs]" "Thanks, Clark." "I'm glad somebody around here is reasonable!" "Where you headed?" "Out near 262 on the interstate." "A pilot spotted another one of those circles in a cornfield." "Any idea who's doing it?" "Or "what's" doing it?" "Nobody knows." "Be careful, OK?" "I'm driving." "You drove last time." "I'm driving." "[Keller] You're driving me nuts, is what you're doing." "[Harris] Last time you drove, you got a ticket." "[chuckling] I'm worried." "Me, too." "Anything could be out in those cornfields." "I'm worried about the two of them driving in" " Oh, the answer's yes." " Yes?" "Um, the benefit tonight?" "I heard you before, but I didn't get a chance to answer." "You didn't ask anyone else, did you?" "Good, I'll be looking forward to it." "Me, too." "Did you see what Superboy did out there?" "No, I missed it." "Oh, it was incredible." "[chuckles]" "Wow." "I'll see you after work." "[Jackson] There you are!" "I need you to watch the front desk for a" "But Harris and Keller just gave me these." "You can do that later." "Right now..." "Found it in the woods." "I think it might be some kind of spaceship." "I think there might be little people inside." "Looks like trashcan lids." "Tricky little devils, ain't they?" "Well, thanks." "[Clark] 10:30 to 12:30, watched the front desk." "Met a multitude of interesting people." "I pulled it off the vine yesterday. [chuckles]" "It is the spitting image of my late husband." "[phone rings]" "Fill this out." "[Matt] Will you hold a second?" "Dennis, you better take this." "It's the police." "This is he." "Yes, they left earlier this morning, is something wrong?" "Uh-huh." "Yes, thank you." "Please keep us posted." "You know, he really did look like this." "The police found Harris and Keller's car" "Burned?" "What about Harris and Keller?" "They don't know." "The car was found on a deserted highway, near 262 and Troy, completely burnt out." "Well, did the police have any ideas?" " Kent!" " [snorts]" "I've got something for you to do." "We started storing things here the year I was hired." "Some of this stuff looks like it dates back to..." "Never mind." "It wasn't so long ago." "[thumping]" "I need you to file these in those cabinets." "All of these?" "What's the problem?" "I was thinking maybe I'd help find Harris and Keller." "Don't worry about that." "The police are taking care of it." "You do this." "Hi, Clark." "Jackson felt guilty so he asked me to come in here and help." "Oh, great." "We'll get done a lot faster now." "That's what he figured." "Doug, you mind helping me with these?" "Oh." "[straining grunts]" "[Clark] 1:30 p.m., started cataloging crates." "4:00 p.m., finished, thanks to Doug." " Any word on Harris and Keller?" " No." "Hank!" "Those index cards you were asking for?" "I'm going to go buy them now." "[Harris] How could you even think that you could fix the fuel line by yourself?" "[Keller] I did fix it." "It was that damn sparkplug" "You never want to take the blame, do you?" "Sure I do, but I'm not gonna be your scapegoat." "[Harris] I never asked you to be my scapegoat." "[Keller] Well, what do you want from me?" "Why are we always fighting?" "Because..." "I don't know." "[yelps] Oh, my ankle!" "You OK?" "Yeah, I'm all right." "What do you care?" "I don't." "I just didn't want to have to carry you, that's all." " All right." " It's the truth." "Just help me up, will ya?" "4:32 p.m., did a small favor for some friends." "Clark?" "Oh, hi, Eddie." "I can always tell it's you." "'Cause you're always in a big hurry." "That's for sure." "Boy, you gotta slow down." "I'll work on it." "[Jackson] Where's Kent?" " Kent!" " Yes, sir." "Where have you been?" " Getting index cards." " For 45 minutes?" "I was shopping for a discount store." "You told us to save the government money" "Yeah, yeah." "Where are those C29 forms that Harris and Keller" "Um, I'm working on them." "I need to take them home with me tonight." " No problem." " Dennis, Keller's on the phone." "Frank, what happened?" "Uh-huh." "Uh-huh." "You shouldn't have tried to fix it by yourself." "No, no, I'm just glad you're both OK." "Vacation time?" "Sure, you got four weeks accumulated." "Now?" "Well, I suppose." "What about Harris?" "How's she going to get" "Oh." "She's taking her vacation time, too?" "Sure." "Well, I-I'll see you both in four weeks." "Oh, Frank." "Did you find out what was making those circles" "Uh-huh." "Well, I guess tractors will do that if their" "Oh, you gotta go?" "Oh, OK, bye." "Huh." "It's time." "Clark." "Are we still on?" "I'm meet you at the club around 5:30, OK?" "OK, sure, but why can't we just go from here?" "[Jackson] Kent!" "That's why." "Shaved." "Made some coffee." "Missed your bus." "Helped an old lady across the street." "[sucks teeth]" "Mm-hmm." "Kent, now I know the truth about you." "You do?" "You have the world's most boring existence." "You ever consider getting a life?" "I'm trying, I'm really trying." "Should be a good show." "I hope you two enjoy it." "We will, we definitely will." "Hey, everybody!" "Water main just blew!" "Street's going to be a river unless somebody does something." "[panicked chattering]" "[man] Can I get a refill, please?" "[women laughing] [man] Where were you?" "[woman] Thank you." "[waitress] Here you go." "Oh, you're welcome." "[Clark] 7:05, went home." "Spent the night reading."