"even the dog can shoot its load here" "I should get a secretary" "Five beers .... and schnapps" "What kind of schnapps?" "Vodka" "I said I need to be in Berlin or I can't collect my unemployment benefits" "Now, what does that mean up there?" "'Shot in the head while playing cards' ... was that you?" "No that happened right here at 'Wiener Eck'." "They were playing cards and someone one of them owed money to walked in" "And the guy didn't have it so he pulled out a gun and shot him." "Shot him right in the head." "And it was over for him." "One less of them." "Yes." "At least one less Kanake [racial slur]." "Do you need a bag?" "Yes, I need a bag." "But why?" "I was promised that we'll go out today." "A promise is a promise." "No chance." "I have to be in Cologne or I'll be in trouble." "Oh come on, go tomorrow." "You promised we would do something today." "Lisa, if you don't believe me I can show you the letter from the court." "Oh, you're just another asshole." "Do you think I care about you?" "Just fuck off!" "If you don't believe me, here's the letter." "What can I do?" "Else, they'll send me back to Turkey!" "Bah." "Else.." "Turkey.. else.." "Turkey!" "If you don't believe me ... [muttering in Turkish]" "Come on." "Leave me alone." "Fucking shit." "Shit." "Fuck." "Our barbeque promotion:" "meat loaf with peppers and onions." "100g only 1,48 DM." "Barbeque ribs, plain or seasoned." "100g just 0,69 DM." "Grade A beef from the hip, tender and matured" "100g only 2,20 DM." "Frozen lamb chops, New Zealand quality." "100g only 1,49 DM." "Hey, Günther!" "Paul!" "Long time no see." "What are you up to?" "Oh things aren't looking too rosy." "I'm up to my old tricks once in a while, you know me." "How about you?" "Still hung up about your old lady?" "Ramona." "Has trouble with her dad..." "Let him go!" "Günther!" "Günther!" "Forget it girl, I got into some trouble." "So what?" "I know Günther, it's going to be alright." "This idiot gets into trouble and doesn't tell me about it!" "So what are you going to do now?" "Don't you worry." "I'll be alright." "Don't you worry." "I'll be alright." "Say, do you like me?" "What does that have to do with it?" "Check!" "What kind of a tart is that?" "That's not a tart, that's my wife" "One check?" "That's 8 DM." "Wait." "I'll get it." "The way you look you don't have that much cash." "I'll say I'm tired from working." "And besides I want to watch football tonight." "She lies down on top of me, and I don't know what's what." "And afterwards, I can barely keep my eyes open, she gets me horny as well." "But she doesn't really get her hand in there." "No, she's too uptight for that." "She just barely starts fucking my dick." "And then it's always just grope and grope." "And then she even touches my face." "I want to smash a piece of wood on her head." "No, no, return the clothes and the key to the office." "You look all puffy." "Well." "I went on a bender last night." "Met a chick." "Come." "Sign here." "Do you want a schnapps?" "Ok, I'm almost off." "Uschi and I only have Whisky soda." "I have the Whisky and she just sits there. [pun]" "Here." "Thanks." "Bye." "See you tomorrow." "Name?" "Kotowski, Paul." "When's the next time?" "Not this week." "That's rough!" "He's in there." "Mornin'" "I'm looking for Mr. Weigert." "I'm from the unemployment agency." "I'm supposed to work here." "What time do you have?" "6.10 am" "Exactly." "We start at 6." "Look I had to walk." "We work for our customers, not for fun." "It wasn't easy to find." "Listen." "Asshole." "First you care about a guy like that and then ..." "Well let him go." ".. and how does he thank me?" "Can you tell me?" "Not at all." "If you want to get somewhere   you emigrate." "Yes." "Get out of there." "Just look at all these characters in here." "Losers!" "Bums." "Invalidity pensioners." "Parasites." "I am sick of all these faces." "Can't you just get them away?" "Please put them away." "They're my guests." "I know." "I know." "Why are you looking at me like that?" "Do me a favour and leave that man alone, please." "I've seen you before." "With a Turk." "Everybody can see me." "Even with a Turk." "It's a free country." "So, I don't give shit about the others." "There's only one man in my life who made me happy." "Happy." "And he's now down there in ... .. Sudan." "And builds them, I don't know what, into the desert." "The Turk will be back." "Don't you see?" "I don't care if he comes back or not." "Kanaker's bride!" "[racial slur]" "What?" "You think you're better?" "They're all sitting so deep in their own shit." "It stinks to high heaven." "Leave him be." "He's already crying." "Don't touch me." "Kanakensau!" "[racial slur]" "What did you say?" "Say it again!" "You with your drunken German face." "Mechid, he was very sweet." "The Turk?" "They still have this emotion, you know." "I didn't mean it like that." "Please come and dance." "The Turks, they still know how .... .. to appreciate a woman." "(I saw two shadows and knew what was up)" "(she can't be faithful)" "(despite all her vows)" "(she and the other one are a couple)" "Ah, no." "Buy me a drink?" "Dear Babs," "I haven't forgotten our anniversary." "Unfortunately I cannot be with you." "be with you" "Yesterday I saw Eva and your mother." "I was standing behind a hedge and watched my own daughter like a criminal." "When I think about the way things used to be, then," "it tears my heart apart." "Hey, are you drunk?" "Me?" "No!" "Why are you sitting here like that?" "I got plastered." "And then I waited for you." "For me?" "That's nice." "Really." "I think I'm drunk." "Don't worry." "I'll make you better." "A man walks into a bar and says:" "'I'd like a chicken from Lüneburg.'" "And the waiter says:" "'What do you want?" ", a chicken from Lüneburg?" "'" "'Yes, from Lüneburg.'" "So the waiter walks up to the barman and says" "'This guy wants a chicken from Lüneburg.'" "And he says: 'Well, bring him one.'" "And he brings him one." "The guy grabs the chicken and puts a finger up its butt and says: 'This chicken isn't from Lüneburg, it's from Bochum!" "'" "There's more!" "I thought that's it!" "No, listen." "The waiter takes away the chicken and says" "'He noticed it wasn't from Lüneburg.'" "The barman says: 'Here's one from Rotterdam' or something." "'Put a different sauce on it and bring it to him.'" "'Here's your chicken.'" "The guy puts a finger up its butt and says" "'That's not from Lüneburg either," "It's from Rotterdam.'" "How can he tell?" "I don't know." "Someone's standing at the bar, drunk." "Has listened to the whole thing," "Walks over to the guy and says:" "'Can you do that with me as well?" "I don't remember where I live.'" "That's something!" "'I don't remember where I live.'" "Another raki please." "He promises me golden mountains." "And off he goes." "But the climate down there is going to destroy him." "'Just trust me!" "' he said." "'I'll stay there for 3 or 4 years and we'll be all set.'" "They've really got to have everything." "And our men even build everything for them." "And once everything's done, then they don't even know how to operate it." "And then everything is just resting down there in the sun." "Rotting away." "One day, when the oil is all gone, all of it will sink into the sand." "You can't even imagine how hard it is for us women, to be alone." "I used to be married, too." "She ran away from me." "He was the most tender man I ever had." "And sensitive!" "Just one bad look and he wouldn't talk to me anymore" "But the climate  is going to destroy him." "I'm the one to blame." "Drunk every day." "Always drunk." "In the beginning she didn't even say anything." "Just had a sad look on her." "And when I got fired, she got mad." "She said:" "'You can do whatever you want." "but me, I only have one life to live." "and I don't want to share it with a bum.'" "That's what she said." "Here, that's her." "She doesn't look like a woman that would do something like that at all." "You just have to pull yourself together and make a new start." "Then she'll be back." "I can do it." "You'll make it." "I'm telling you." "You'll make it!" "Hey!" "Two more." "My lighter.... nevermind." "Phew." "I'm happy to be out of that place." "Well, hello!" "Fuck you, asshole!" "I looked at the sky and waited." "I've waited and waited." "Nothing." "Suddenly, three shooting stars are falling." "And I made a wish." "And it all came true." "Can't have been much." "Is there nothing to drink in here?" "Hey, waiter!" "What would you like?" "Oh, so there are still nice people in this country of ours." "Two doubles." "Yes, and a beer!" "And hurry!" "Wow, she's feisty." "Yes, it's my special day." "Today I really want to have some fun." "And that's impossible with that guy over there." "A present for your wife maybe?" "Fuck off you bum." "It's got a mirror and a light!" "Put it away." "Can you at least buy me a beer?" "I'm totally broke." "Can you buy me a beer?" "A beer on me." "He's got no job." "But pays for others." "I come home the other day, and there are strange sounds." "I walk in." "And what do I see?" "My wife naked on the floor!" "You're not right in the head, you bum." "Thanks." "Hey, taxi!" "Fucking asshole!" "Look." "Business is also slow for them today." "One should take a giant hose and wash all the scum off the streets." "Tightly secured, huh?" "Nowadays you don't even feel safe in your own home." "I don't even open the door anymore when the bell goes." "I'm from the other side." "From Rostock." "Where should I put this?" "Right." "I made it to the West before they built the wall." "I'm not a wall jumper." "Hey, come on in!" "My friend and I went to the train station at night." "So that no one could see us." "We get to the station agent." "'Two tickets to Berlin, the capital of the GDR'" "And he looks at me like this, just like a car." "And my friend goes" "'Berlin." "Two tickets." "There... and back.'" "And then we got our ticket, and all the pleasures of the free West." "I'm telling you, we went straight for the women." "Damn." "Sometimes there's this pain here." "You wouldn't wish that on your best friend." "Come, let me try." "Didn't I have a lighter around here somewhere?" "That there is Fred, by the way." "What now?" "Yes, yes, I'm coming." "It's always the same." "First they get drunk." "And then they act as if they owned the place." "Well, you always tease them." "I always see you fighting with those men." "You think your Fred would be happy seeing you like this?" "What do you care, bum?" "You should never take a man's dignity." "You mustn't." "One should make a fresh start." "Start over exactly where you stopped." "I'll tell you something." "You are a loser." "And if your wife isn't completely crazy, she already has a different man." "Leave my wife out of it." "This sad man here thinks his wife is waiting for him." "while she has had a different man for a while." "You're a floozy." "Slut." "And you will end up at the salvation army in the antisocial division." "Poor man's Jesus." "Joking aside." "Piss off already." "Don't you realize you're in the way?" "Fuck off!" "And when you've found your wife." "Send us a postcard." "You're out of diamonds?" "Oh, sorry." "That's 21 already." "Clubs?" "Yes." "How do you make sense of that?" "I was at the window earlier." "They'll place me somewhere but they won't let me in." "Ok, Mr. Hymner." "But be punctual, ok?" "Not like last time!" "And this one." "And that one." "Your tax card." "It won't work without your tax card." "So, will you come with me?" "Hey sweety?" "How about it?" "Will you come with me up to the room?" "How much?" "70 with a rubber." "And what do I get for that?" "Well this for example." "Hey old fellow, nice to see you!" "What are you doing here?" "Did you get out?" "Special plans?" "What are you doing here?" "Did you get out?" "Special plans?" "Did you get out?" "Hey what's up?" "Do you want to fuck or have a talk?" "Relax, girl!" "Let's go for a drink!" "Piss off you faggots!" "Next time!" "So what's up with you?" "You don't look too well." "Don't let yourself go like that." "Look at me." "You always need to grab something." "Nothing's free." "There's money in the streets." "Look, here it is." "What about the girl from the other day?" "Don't worry about that." "If you have nothing else to sell except your ass, you sell your ass." "Come on, let's have a few." "..and this status quo, that's latin for 'mess'," "is guarded by the UN." "In German that's the 'Unorganized Nations'." "They want to help underdeveloped countries those that just aren't that far yet through advice and action." "And you have to say those negros are good at taking." "Everything, really." "And they keep developing." "And how!" "And they're grateful, those Utschebebbes [racial slur]." "There's no money left!" "It has all been picked up." "You can get up now and collect your money on the first floor." "subs by lemmi for kg"