"1... 2... 3!" "The cave bear, the cave bear, can see the miracle for free, he ran through the cave, and left his tooth there," "Oh no, no, no!" "The cave isn't always dark, the lights are on, so we'll go down, the sky won't fall on us, only the ground!" "Fucking..." "mosquitoes." "Grandpa!" "Can you keep your shit together for a while?" "Tell me what is the earth?" " Right now?" " Get it?" "Have you ever thought about it?" " Of course!" " What's the earth?" " The earth!" " Well, what?" " This tennis ball, this orange, you know?" " Well what?" "It has a small shell, fire burns down in the deep." "And the whole thing spins out of control, get it?" "Spinning around a huge burning ball." "You know, the fireball, that's what it's all about." "All the while spinning, spinning out of control." "Rushing in some black garbage named space." "We're all hanging upside down on it." " Hanging into the dirty garbage." " Enough already!" " Alright, listen..." " That dirty do you want money?" "... empty trash." "...Money?" " Yes!" " Lots of money... tons of money!" " Tons, yes!" " Let's stop it." " Then why aren't we talking about that?" "We could buy this whole thing and then start a nostalgia train." " Listen here, that was always my dream." " What?" " An electric train." " Yeah, ok!" " That's great." " Emese says, that it itches." " What?" " Her cunt." " Why do she read so much?" " Because she's not satisfied!" "Hello Bloro, here's your beer, grandpa." "Here's the beer..." "It's arrived." " Warm." " And stale, grandpa." "Warm, alright then we don't want it." "Thanks." "Hello, how's your mother?" " Peti?" " Fine kids." " Alright, kids." " Pepe..." "Scrape Emese of grandpa!" "Blind Pali, blind Pali, sees all, through lenses, he sees a dog's ass." "God of the Hungarians, destroy the Labanc army," "The time is coming, battle time is calling." "The Hungarian iron will, its glory is in the war bard, save this sad land." "Blind Pali, blind Pali, sees all, through lenses, he's chasing ass." "Hey!" " Pepsi." " What, what do you want?" "If you don't fuck me right now..." " Then?" " I'll die." " Don't, listen!" " Start saving for a wreath." " I'm counting to 3..." " No, no, no, no..." " Emese wait, no!" " One..." " No, no, Emese..." "Emese..." " Two..." " Mesi!" "No!" " The coffee's done." " This is terrible Kapa." " What?" "What's so terrible, Peti?" " What's so terrible?" " I can't take this!" " I can't take this." " You've never seen a corpse?" "What's so terrible?" " Go over there Peti." " No." " She's your wife." " I can't take it, I'm not going." " Peti get your act together." " Get your hands off me." "Peti, Give me your hand!" "Don't be such a mummy's boy soldier." " Did you hear?" "Don't be a mammy's boy." " That was good." " That was classy." " It was good." " You know where it's from?" " You just said it." " Peti where's it from?" " Gardonyi?" "See, that's the reason you should study." "See there was a point to being a Hungarian" " History major." " Go take a look." " I won't go." "Peti!" "Hello, hello, not there, there, there." " There?" " Yes." "Come on, take a look." "Even in death she's so like Emese." "My God, ice..." "she's ice cold." " Then wait..." " Mesi!" " Mesike!" "... let's cool the beer on her." "Mesi!" "Kapa, you know what the worst thing is?" " We don't have a beer opener?" " No." "We had a church wedding." " That's bad." " Bells tolled..." "Organ..." "music, not lilac flowers!" " I like that smell too." " Not the smell of lilac." " Peti, didn't you notice something?" " What?" " What's she wearing?" " A nightgown." " Nightgown and what was she wearing before?" " What?" "The little blue dress, that I brought for her in Balatonvilagos." "Yes, the little blue dress and where is it now?" "Who took it off, hmm?" "Who took it off?" " Who, death?" " Fuck you!" " Who took it off?" " Who took it off, that's what I'm asking!" "I asked, who?" "Did you take it off?" "How many times did you do my wife, hey?" " Peti... stop it, leave it!" " Say it, buddy?" " How many times did you do her?" " That's disgusting!" " Do you want a calculator?" " Drama, over a dead women?" "That's disgusting!" " Say it?" " Peti, this is beneath you!" " You're a Hungarian" " History major, Peti!" " Ok, and?" " I'll tell you how it is, what you're doing is stupid!" " Stupid?" " Stupid!" " Nice!" "And if I did?" "And if I fucked her then what?" " Dead!" "Over!" " You fucked her when she was alive, get it!" "Peti, let's forget the past." "Shh..." "what's humming?" "Death's humming!" "Humming, like a battle trumpet, the Lomnic and the Hargita mountain," "What's with you Kapa?" "You weren't even a scout?" "I could still be one." "Emese." "Hey, what are we going to do now, Kapa?" "Well?" " I don't know, she did everything." " Yeah." "She cooked, did the laundry, cleaned the shit off you." " You too, she organized everything." " Yes." "She was the only one in contact with grandpa." " She was the only one, who talked to him." "You know what she did, guess?" " No." "She kept grabbing his balls, for real!" "And he still talked to her." "Oh, Kapa!" "What's going to happen to this beautiful land, hey?" "Peti, no question we have to resurrect her!" "But there's no one to resurrect her, these days." " No there isn't, are you thinking of the one from Nazareth?" " And the 12." " 12?" " What, what is it?" "What?" "I beg your pardon!" "I beg your pardon, how dare you cut to someone else while I'm talking?" " Peti, this is called a simultaneous cut, what do you think?" " It's good." "I beg your pardon!" "What?" "Too long!" " Our conversation is too long?" " Relax." " It's important... very important." " Listen." " Don't Kapa, don't get excited." " Don't get excited?" " Let's just cut it shorter, whatever." " Shut up I'm not cutting anything, like I said, it's important." " Should we go?" " Fine, whatever." " Where were we?" " I don't know, I totally..." " Simultaneous cut, I've fucking had it!" " Oh yeah, we have to resurrect her." " Yeah, grandpa." " Bring her back..." " I've lost my train of thought because to the cut." "We were talking about grandpa, wait, what?" " We have to resurrect her." " Right, resurrect," "Emese, because without her we don't have grandpa." "Who much money does the old man have, how many millions?" " 100 million, 200, 300, 500 million!" " 200, 300, 400 million dollars?" " My English very poor!" " Yes, I know!" "Is lot of money?" "Yes?" "Or not?" "Hey, did you notice the simultaneous cut, man?" "You got all bent out of shape before, watch, it's coming... abracadabra!" "Hey, Bloro, Hello!" "You couldn't see him now if it wasn't for that thing..." "Bloro hello!" "It's good to see you." " How is it?" " I like it." "By the way, I like this whole technical thing..." " I like this the best." " It's great, right?" "That's the only thing I like about filming." "The simultaneous cuts." " Yeah." "Bloro..." "Bloro, resurrect Emese." "Ok?" "Your a magician Bloro, it's a shitty job, but useful." " Well..." " Ok, ok." "How are you mother outing the fields, the carrot tree is blooming in the garden." "How are you mother outing the fields, the carrot tree is blooming in the garden." "How are you mother outing the fields, the carrot tree is blooming in the garden." "How are you mother outing the fields, the carrot tree is blooming in the garden." "Kapa, Kapcsi, we're saved." "Mesi, Mesi, you'll go see the old fart, right?" " Only if Bloro comes." " Ok." " Is there a problem, grandpa?" " Mosquitoes." "There are no mosquitoes here." "Grandpa!" " They don't sting me." " Me neither." "Grandpa." "Grandpa." "Can I borrow this?" "Grandpa." "How are you mother outing the fields, the carrot tree is blooming in the garden." "How are you mother outing the fields, the carrot tree is blooming in the garden." "Going to the garden to get carrots, whatwill I be eating with this?" "Mud and flies, thinking aboutwhat to eat" "I could eat the carrots, butit gives me the runs, it makes me shit" "That's why I don't eat carrots, because the flies landed on it" "How are you mother outing the fields, the carrot tree is blooming in the garden." "How are you mother outing the fields," " the carrot tree is blooming in the garden." " Grandpa, beer?" "I never drink alcohol, little girl." "The flies didn't land on the carrots, I can have it for diner." "I can take the diarrhea, if you can do the laundry, dear." "You'll have a lot to wash, because I'll be emptying my bowels." "How are you mother outing the fields, the carrot tree is blooming in the garden." "How are you mother outing the fields," "Get fucked, all of you, I want to sleep." "Will you fuck me?" "Bloro..." " She's having fun, Peti." " You're having fun." " Fine." " I couldn't get a cent out of the old fart." " Really?" " Fantastic." "I think I'm a stupid bitch." "Pepe, get some sponsors." "I liked you poem." "Alright, bye." "Piss off." "Peti, sponsors." "My kingdom for a sponsor." "Listen!" "Stop!" "No, no, no..." "that was crap, from the top." "Listen!" "Ok." "I'm here." "This way please, this way." "Be careful the step is tricky." "Last century feudality..." "That it!" "Strength, muscle, sport, spring, future!" "Oops!" "What's your first name?" "That would be better..." "I'm older anyway." "No..." "I don't know, maybe..." "Here's the recycled scones." " Pardon?" " It's a recycled product." "Used oil, sawdust, whatever." "Crunchy goodness." "This is the inside of the dinner coach," " designed in the beautiful Baroque style." " This really is sawdust." "That's why it's so tasty..." "great." "As for the show, this is the band we are backing," " This... you're the singer." " No." "No, then you." "Doesn't matter anyway." "Maybe him." "Whatever." "We have everything globalization, Euro comfort." "Sorry, this isn't what it seems, either." "This is an instrument." "Of course, in today's world nothing is what it seems." "It's great, taste it, it's great!" "This used oil smell is so... so... they don't really react to anything." "Two fucking dickheads." "Who's told to whom?" "I said, Fucking used oil." " Fucking?" " I misunderstood?" " Yes." " Ok." "Three dickheads." "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "So what do you think?" " I liked it." " It's Black Jack, Peti." "Why?" "That 'frauline' topic is pretty good." " What are you on about, Peti?" " What do you mean?" "Who did you get me involved with?" " Investors?" " Investors again." "Millions, 300 million again." "And they won't bring it either, they only want to take it too, right?" "Shut up!" "Fuck you." "What are you doing here, Pisti?" "How did you get dragged into this?" "Only you're involved or the whole department?" " Piss off Kapa." " Have you been standing too close to the sparklers?" "Eat, eat, eat!" " Kapa!" " Eat, eat!" "Fuck you, Kapa!" "Where do I know you from?" "Nowhere, right?" "You remind me of someone." "Who's the boss?" "You?" "You're the boss?" "With that stupid face?" "With that ass face?" "You can't even count to two." "What's two times two?" "You don't know, right?" "Who's the brains behind this operation?" "Who's..." "You're too young for this job." "The eggshells still stuck to your ass." "Like I said." "Got it?" "Do you know what you look like?" "That beard and that hair." "Is it real, is it?" "I can't hear you." "Let go of me." "Who's next?" "Who?" "You don't know my colleague yet, sorry, I didn't tell you, sometimes he's in a bad mood." "Right now he's in a really shitty mood." "Come here, Kapa, please." "The gentlemen are here..." "so what now?" "Excuse him, he's my friend, he's like my brother really." "We're like twins." "Identical twins." "Let's hear our little philosophy from Csabi." "Csabi!" "Csabi..." "Go ahead." "The first one..." "Go on, the fish soup one..." "Fish soup!" "This is Otruba Joller's theory, according to which we can save mankind from hunger." "Our earth is round, and is covered in oceans, which as we know are salt water." "Fish live in the salt water oceans and many other animals," " Great." " Although..." " In the core of the earth..." " We can scam them easily, they're crazy." "...fire burns." "So, if we drill down, then the fire will erupt and boil the water." "When the water boils, we throw in the pepper and paprika." "And we get fish soup!" "Fish soup!" " My colleague said before..." " Your colleague, my son?" " My business partner, daddy." " I'm not your daddy, get it!" "Maybe it would be better if Csabi said it in English." "English?" "Ok Csabi knows English." "If I may interrupt." " Csabi the planet, ok?" " Planet..." "Blah, blah, blah..." " What do you think, Peti?" " I've flipped my lid." "They want to steal the whole thing." " Grandpa too." " Calm down, move over, move it!" "Now say it!" " Do you know me?" " Of course, for 20 years now." "Where were you born?" " In Vac." " Not in a Hospital?" " That's not what I heard." " Then I'll try to guess who you are." "I know." "Which of your traits are like mine?" "A lot, but I haven't had a chance to observe you." "I'll tell you a secret, you'll hang for this." " You too." " That's right." "These shit heads will bring the death penalty back." "Is this that long lost son, theme?" "I think you could make a great American film about it." "The evil father dumps his son." "The Lord is good and gives him back, the audience cries," "TV gets turned off, popcorn." "Bacon chips, get it?" "Then hail washes the house away." " Do you have a woman?" " We have women." " I've had one." " I think at the end we should have a wedding, Emese come here." "If we want a happy ending." "Vail, bells, everything." "Get what I mean?" "You'll get married." " Will you do it?" " Fuck you Pepe." "Look!" "The wound bleeds." " Janos Arany poem?" " Exactly." " Emese is dangerous." " Emese?" "Lmpressionable, stupid bitch." " She'll bring us grandpa." " Really?" " You'll bring him?" " Yes." "Trust me, she's into me." "Ok." "Let's put the hat on." " What the fuck for?" " We have to defend grandpa." "With a police hat?" "You ass!" "Your stupid wife took grandpa to the gangsters, that's the problem." " I need to take a leak." " Close the door at least." "Shut up!" "The problem is your stupid wife, took grandpa to the gangsters." "Not to the gangsters, but to your stupid son." "The kid is suspicious, his eyes are fishy like yours." "He had enough brains not to get bitten by Emese, shows his my son." "I'm my father's son." "Fucking totally like him." "Do they know you're his son?" "Grandpa?" "No." "My dad?" "Of course he knows." "They want to kill grandpa." "Maybe, it's fashionable to kill these days." " Peti." " Shh... quiet." "Isn't that..." "Grandpa, hello." "It's me grandpa." "Grandpa, what's wrong?" " Grandpa, grandpa, what's wrong?" " What?" "Fucking mosquitoes." "There are no mosquitoes here grandpa." "There are no mosquitoes here grandpa." "Wherever Emese is, mosquitoes congregate." "Emese?" "Grandpa, let's listen to another record, would you like that?" "Get fucked, thanks!" "We have a few great anthems, marches?" " The Turkish March?" " The Fur Elise will do." " This is Bartok." " Bartok who?" " Bartok." " It's not Bartok." " It's Rakoczi." " No, Bartok." "I'm going to eat some watermelon, so I'm going to take a piss first." " You just took a leak, what's up?" " I'm pissing." "Did you catch a cold or what?" " Let's try the other side." " Wait I have to piss." " Are you ok, what the hell?" " I'm sick." "Emese, the boss is coming, stand up." " She's dead" " Excuse me?" "She always dies when she feels she hasn't gotten pregnant." "She dies." " She's dead?" " Dead, cold, gone... croaked, kicked the bucket, whatever you call it." " What's up Bloro..." " I have to go resurrect Emese." " Tell her not to eat any apples." " What?" "Tell her not to give grandpa any apples!" "What?" "My God Bloro, You're so stupid!" " Grandpa, this is the boss." " Can I sit?" " He is our lawyer." " Hello." "He's young but he's already a star." "Grandpa, do you remember your daughter-in-law Margita?" " They say she was beautiful." " No." "Yes... come on, yes." " You don't want to remember?" " No." " She died in prison?" " Yes." " She had a child, who was born in the Vac prison." " Yes." "I know but I never saw it, it was given up for adoption." "Yes, of course, to Pongrac Sovari over in Szent Miklos." " To the barons" " That's what I'm talking about." "I'm that child, grandpa." " You?" " I'm your grandson, grandpa." " Your one and only dear grandson." " What's your name?" " Photo." " You're lying." " Janos, Janos." " Janos." " Gyuri." " They named you after me?" "Then the Kapaszer family hasn't died out." "The Kapaszer family will never die out." " How have you been?" " Poor." " Poor." " Very, very poor." " Why are you slapping yourself?" " Mosquitoes." "For fucks sake." "The old fart's going to leave him all his money." " To who?" " To my son, you idiot." "I'll make you rich." "I'll make you a millionaire." "The lawyer." "I want to write a will." "Gross fater we already wrote one up for you." "All you have to do is sign it." "How are you mother outing the fields, the carrot tree is blooming in the garden" "How are you mother outing the fields, the carrot tree is blooming in the garden" "Going to the garden to get carrots, whatwill I be eating with this?" "Mud and flies, thinking aboutwhat to eat" "I could eat the carrots..." "Grandpa, go ahead and eat it." "Death just won't take this woman." " The repeat offender, the murderer is in jail." " What?" "Nothing, I'm just reading." "They stabbed a woman in the gut." "That's the end of grandpa, too." " You think?" " That stupid bitch, Emese." " Don't fuck with my wife, ok?" " Peti, you were almost like Bruce Willis." " Really?" " I fell apart." "Really?" "How much extra film did we shoot?" "I think after the first meter it was all pointless." "You think?" "Not for nothing, but this Emese thing reminded me of something." "It's pretty good, but if they'll cut it, I won't say it." "If you say it like Bruce Willis then they won't." " Should I say it?" " Of course." "Listen boy, nothing can stop Emese, not poison, not even death." " Got it?" "Mother Earth." " You should have added a 'Fuck!" "'." "Fuck you!" "I'm such an idiot." "Put your hands down, why are you messing around?" "What a warm welcome." "Very cozy, no doubt... a man can't choose his relatives." " What do you think Peti?" " I'm lost for words, they cut my tongue out, I'm spitting blood." "Look." "Sit down." "Thanks." " Daddy." " What did you say?" " I said it on purpose." " On purpose?" "Daddy?" "Jozsi shoot him, shoot him it's self-defense." "Oops the bullets are in my pocket, good morning." "I swear boss I just loaded it." "Get fucked!" "Jozsi fuck off!" "What do you think Peti, the little father killer." "He is a nice kid, his head's a little fucked, but that doesn't matter." "Has your father ever slapped you?" "Pongrac Ovari from Szent Miklos, the baron?" "Never." " He was your father?" " My stepfather." "See I won't slap you either, your biological father." "Maybe one day I'll trample you to death, you little worm." "This isn't about me." "Although I'm a worm too, but at least I'm an anthropoid." "We worms can hold our heads up high, see?" " What does it mater?" "Aworm's a worm." " No, no, no, no." "It matters because we can hold our head up high, out of your stinking, rotten dung heap, you know?" "I don't want to seem violent, you should feel honored that you can sit and listen to me talk." " Music." " Music!" "Do better than yesterday." "Don't hold on to anything." "Throw out the old." "Don't give your enemies half a chance." "Don't give them even an inch." "Let time be in your hands." "Don't curse the actions of your old self." "It's not the time for regret, or self judgment," "You were ok yesterday, but today you're fantastic." "All you have to say is that you have a new great idea, what your going to show now is the greatest idea ever, and everyone should forget the old ones." "Don't deny them, just move on." "It's hard to hit a moving target." "What was old, has passed its expiry date." "If you falter, you'll be open to the attack of others, and you'll lose." "Were you born in the United States?" " What?" " Not what, who!" "Was he born in the United States?" " The boss isn't American." " It's a same 'cause he could run for president." " He should add a line about peace." " Stop it." " Make love..." " Shut up!" "So, what now?" "What now?" "You can't kill us." "Cause if you kill us, you'll die too." "I say what the great Indian chief says." "Fucking dogs you'll follow me to the afterlife." "Listen Kapa, let it go, they poisoned Gross fater." " We didn't, he had a heart attack." " Oh, sure and the poisoned apple core?" " What are you talking about?" " What poisoned apple core?" " The 'corpus delicti'." " You left it there." " The bosses produce." "Really?" "Mesi come here." "Pepe, the evil stepmother poisoned the apple like in Sleeping Beauty." "Listen Mesi that was in Snow White." " Fuck them either way, Pepe!" " Stop talking about Snow White." "So what now, where should we go?" " What now?" " Your smart, daddy." "Daddy, what?" "Daddy!" "I'll give you daddy." "The senile old fuck left you everything, right?" " His millions?" " You piece of shit." "This magical place, the fantastic old train." "But not his dreams, no not them." " You can't inherit those." " Lets just piss off, ok?" "With nothing but our bare asses, just like we came, let's get the hell out of here." "Ok, so then we've decided to start over, that's all, what?" "Nothing, nothing, I just feel all sentimental, Peti." "This is where grandpa got his start, from here, you know!" "From this shit hole to worldwide fame, millions in his pocket." "What the fuck are you doing, get off the grass, you'll trample the lawn!" " Have you lost your mind?" "Get off." " Why are you yelling?" "You can't fix all your problems by yelling." "This is terrible and it's boring too." "Are you bored?" "I think it's boring." "Whoever is bored can shove off!" "You can go home, no need to be here." "I told you he was a little crazy, pay no attention to him, he screams, that's it." "Well, you know." " Ok, ok, Peti I'm sorry." " I'm not mad, it's them you should apologize to." " I don't care." " I'm sorry, I'm sorry." " See, I'm off the grass." " The thing is, if I get all sentimental I just get so mad." " There you go." " That's the problem, Peti." "What are you doing?" "You're standing on the grass, get off." "See that's the problem if you're always screaming, you have no respect for the past." "Oh, thanks, 'cause you do right?" " Yes, I do." " And your son too, that's just great." "Remember what you did to him?" "You knocked him upside the head, right?" "But why did you hit him, because he wouldn't keep off the grass, the stupid fuck!" "Fucking kid." " He always crawled over the lawn." " The problem is they don't forget it." "You see?" "These new ones will never forgive you, ever." " Peti you know what the problem is?" " What?" "Maybe he isn't my son, but in either case he only was my kid." "That's it, isn't it." "And any way this isn't grass it's weeds." "I'm walking on wild lands." " Don't quote Gardony to me, Peti." " Ok, ok, I was just saying." " Alright..." "What?" " Look at the pear tree." "Oh, those are really nice pears." "I had one in my pocket before, but it's gone now." "See... anyway." "I drank a lot of great moonshine from these pears, Peti." "That explains your face." "Let's get a beer." " Do you know where we are standing?" " Under a pear tree." " No, on the grass." " Fuck." " Let's get a beer." " Come on, Peti, come on!" "Calm down, take a seat!" "Why are you yelling?" " Let's have a beer." " You're a wreck, stay here." " You're falling apart." "I'll get them." " How can you say that?" " Stop it." " Fine." "I'll get it." "Hey, Kapa, I can't get out." " What do you mean, you can't get out?" " I don't know, there's a wall here." "Stop messing about, I can see Bloro, what wall?" " He really can't get out." " Shut up Bloro." " Come here, there's a wall here." " Spot messing with my head, the gates open, I can see Bloro, what do you mean you can't get out?" " Jesus, there really is a wall here." " That's what I said." "What is this a Bunuel film, or what?" "I don't get it, Peti." "Alright, alright, now he's yelling again, whatever." "Bloro listen, toss us a beer." " A pitcher?" " No you idiot, a can." " The beer can't pass through." " Take a look at that." "Are you getting any of this?" " It's a shame, come on, let's go." " Come on, let's eat some nuts." "The beer hasn't gone to my head Peti." " Your reflexes are good." " You're telling me." " What are you so fucking afraid of?" " Hey, listen." " They locked us in." " What do you mean they locked us in?" " The gates open." " No." "We're locked in, I couldn't get out and neither could you." "It's some kind of magic trick." "Trick?" "It's not a fucking trick, Peti." "Do you know what they are good at?" "Killing the old people." "Stealing everything, money, horses, weapons." " And we're the old fucks!" " Do you know why I'm racking my brains?" "I don't know, but I'll rack your brains with this hammer." "No!" "No, no!" " I think they're testing us." " What test?" " Some psych test." " Your so smart, Peti." "You always were, it's a wonder you don't have a Nobel prize already." " Look, it's Jozsi." " Jozsi is here?" "Look..." "It's no good." " Come on." " Hiding are we!" "Hiding?" "Oh, sorry!" "Should I take my panties off or just move them to one side?" "Take them off!" "Don't bite me!" "For fucks sake, Peti look." "They've messed up the carpet." "Jozsi your choice, 3 to the head and we call an ambulance, or I knock 3 of your teeth out and it's off to the dentist." "I guess that's what you pick it's free for you, my son pays for your insurance, right?" "Fuck you!" " When was the last time you brushed?" " Poor Jozsi." "No point in trying to talk his way out of it?" "Smile." "This will be good for you, Peti." " Really?" " Put it in... for sure." " Put it in." " You put it in." "Hey..." "I don't really blame Emese." "This is who she is, see, I love her the way she is." " You're right Peti, I don't blame her either." " Why am I right?" " That you don't blame Emese." " Not that, but how does this concern you?" " What's it to you?" "What's going on?" " I was just saying, you don't blame her." " Leave me alone!" " Put your panties on." "Just say it Peti, there's no one in the theater anymore." " Really?" " Take a look, do you see anyone?" "I don't know, it's a same, 'cause the stripping scene is coming up." " Oh, they'll leave the thrilling scene in?" " Should we skip it?" "Whatever, just do it." "Take off your..." "Thing... the nightgown." " Take it off." "Turn around." "Turn away." " Isn't the teasing scene supposed to come now?" "No, it's the nightgown scene, take it off already!" "Let it hang out." "Right?" "Right?" "...we aren't going to the Acropolis." "I don't get why the fuck Emese won't get pregnant, there's 300,000 eggs in a woman?" "Life's not fun anymore..." " How do you know Peti, did you count them?" " No, I was a biology major." " If you studied so much, why is your IQ 6?" " Leave me alone." "Look, everything should be perfect, we're locked in here." " It's Monday, there's no good TV shows on." " Yes there are, Peti, the Russians left." " Really?" " Really... turn it off!" "I turned it off." " Nice and quiet." " Dear, Lovasi is here." "We don't tell women, that they're beautiful, they don't say our dicks are a big handful." "Lovasi who, Mesi?" "The king of rock." " What are you doing?" " Mopping up, you idiot." " She said Lovasi is here." " Lovasi who?" "Lovasi who!" "Are you daydreaming Mesi?" " Are you mad, why are you hitting her?" " There was a mosquito on her." " I'll punch you." " Are you insane, what?" " I'm killing mosquitoes." " There's some on you too." " You're covered in them." " Fuck you!" "Alright bye-bye Mesi." "I can't believe this." " What?" " Ever since I stand 'upside', there hasn't been anything like this." " Up right?" " The Bible doesn't even have anything like this." "The women fucks around with everyone." "Don't you worry about that she's my wife, after all." "Just get over it!" "But that's exactly it, she's my best friend's wife." " I'm your best friend?" " My heart is breaking, Peti." "My dear, dear friends, stop it." "You're like cold pumpkin stew." "What do you think about women?" "My dear three kings, good night." " Should we go to sleep?" " No, not yet." " How did you get here Zsolt?" " What, me?" " Yes." " Yeah, how did you get here?" "I was always here, Pepe!" " Kapa..." "Pepe." " Kapa." " Kapa..." "Pepe." " Pepe." "Pepe..." "Kapa." "I grew up here." " Pepe..." "Kapa." " Pepe!" " Kapa!" "Pepe..." "Kapa!" " Kapa." " That's what I said." " Calm down, you're yelling again." "We 'matked' around, we 'platked' around." " What?" "What did we do?" " Don't you remember when we 'matked' around 'platking'?" "What are you talking about?" " I know where your boots are tight." " Where?" " Are your boots tight?" " No, my boots aren't tight." "You're fucking, but Emese isn't getting pregnant, you're doing it wrong." "Don't mess with me Zsolti, don't say stuff like that." "I have a kid, don't say I'm doing it wrong." "Don't say stuff like that to me either, because I'm an engineer." "What do mean I'm doing it wrong?" " I have a kid Zsolt!" " Yeah and I'm a cyborg, get it?" " Audiatur el altere pars." " What?" " Audiatur el altere pars." " I think he's talking to you." "He said 'the die is cast'." " Where?" " Let's go see." "Emese!" "Emese!" "Come here Emese!" "Hey, she's here, what's the problem..." "Listen to the other side of the story..." " Hello Zsolti." " Men!" "How are you, Mesi?" "All over the place, oh, we've tried everything," "From the front, underneath, from behind, on top," " Zsolti everything, calculating the fertile days." " Fuck, I have a microphone." " So, we're filming, Peti." " Zsolti, I want a child." " Mesi, doctor?" " From a doctor even." "No Mesi, have you seen a doctor?" " What for?" " For an artificial insemination." " Oh God." " Don't be scared." " They'll take sperm from Peti." " Why only Peter?" "Alright, from Kapa too, I have a friend who inseminates." " Albert Einstein." " Halbert..." " Is he good?" " No Mesi, Albert Einstein's a physicist, a word famous physicist." " She'll be here tomorrow or the day after." " Ok." " Judit." " Judit?" "Her name is Judit." " I'm Judit." " Judit..." "Judit." " Zsolti said you're only coming tomorrow." " It's tomorrow, Mesi." "Oh... that's why there's smoke." "To show time passed." " I'm Judit." " Ciao baby." " I've met you before." " Really?" "Maybe in another film." "You were fucking around then too." "Well, whatever." "If the old technique isn't working, it's time for the new globalized world model." " Oh, God." " The positive... the positive person." "In this case the one with the sperm... cums." "The negative person, you in this case, gets it in a petri dish." " Petri?" "I don't know him." " I'll introduce you." "In this case, the petri replaces the male sexual organ." " Judit!" " Nothing can replace that." " Everything is replaceable, Emese." "Can you sing something?" " How are you mother, out in..." " No, no, no, not that!" "Do you know anything else?" "No, I don't." " Mesi, Mesi... what about Blind Pali?" " Blind Pali, blind Pali, sees all." " Here is this thing, cum in this." " The petri dish." " Into this." " Excuse me, doctor, I think there's something in this one." " Wipe it in your hair, it gets rid of dandruff." " Do you want it?" "Madam, I brought some from home, should I put the condom in as well?" "I told you before, that it has to be fresh." "Just relax, it won't be easy if your nervous." "Hey, Kapa, stop it, that's so uncivilized and tasteless." " You're a cum head." " Ok kids, my friends." " Mesi stop it, ok?" "Just stop it." " Come on, come on." "If you need help, pictures, I'll read to you, music, beer, hot dog, celery to wrap it with." "The clock starts now!" " We have to talk about the position as well. - 3 and..." "Ok, if you've taken your seats, then turn around." "It's better to stand that sit." "It's better to sit than stand." "I need some music." "Someone turn the music on!" "Hey Kapa, I think, that maybe for me, it would be better if there was no music." "Shut up!" "Get Galko to play something." "Galko isn't here, he couldn't come." "Then get Marci to sing." " Why Marci?" " That should make us cum." "Lets start." "Arpad father, don't worry about your ancient nation." "Hey, it would be better for me if there wasn't any music?" "I'm about to cum." "Our old sorrow and sadness." "Oh, oh..." " Have you seen the ceiling?" " Is it doing it for you?" " So, will you try again, or what?" " I'll try." "Start with a clean slate, ok?" "I have to take a leak now, igures right?" " Piss in it." " Ok." "Should I make you some tea in it?" "Because then I'll tip it out, rinse it out a bit and put your tea in it." "I'm done." " Again?" " Yes." "Fucking kids, they just cause problems" " Should I just leave it here?" " Well, cover it with something." " Why?" " Flies, bees, mosquitoes, what do I know?" "Twins..." "Judit." "Your fucking assholes, for taking my kids away." " They weren't yours, Mesi." " Ok Pepe, even if it was just make believe." "Your fucking assholes, for taking my kids away." " Mesi, they weren't yours." " Ok, Peti even if it was just make believe." " Typical male logic." " Emese what do you want kids for?" "Why?" "There's 6 billion humans on earth, 3/4 of the are starving." "Why do you want kids?" "How do you know Kapa, did you count everyone?" "Yes, Peti, I counted them yesterday." "Problem?" "By the way, You're right." "Asect from the middle ages said 'why have kids'." "We don't need kids." "But I still want kids, because that's good." "Alright Emese then make yourself one." " With a petri dish?" " Fine, Mesi." " Laugh a little, we like that." " Why because, that's so stupid?" "Stop it." "Bloro read us something, my heads about to explode." "'Undik jambik varak... '" "'Mato grosso'" "'Titikaka to. '" "What now?" "Oh, calm down Peti, we'll give her another petri dish." " Never again." " Never again." " Then let's come up with something." " Let's." "I've got it." "E = MC2." " What's that?" " Energy equals, mass times the speed of light squared." " Did you just come up with that?" " Yes." "You just came up with what Adolf Einstein the petri dish guy came up with?" " Albert." " Whatever." "He came up with the theory of relativity." "So what?" "There's still no kid," "Wait it's importan affair." "Do we really have to play this cheap dramatic angle, we got from stupid films?" "The stronger 'vice' kills the president?" "We're not just playing it, that's what's happening." "Let's listen to the bells." "Fine, let's listen." "Are you thinking or praying?" "You've become so religious." "You just keep saying it and saying it and in the end you believe it." "Listen, if someone starts preaching about values, he's allowed to be cynical." " That's good, I'll remember that, it's good." " If I use, the words 'God', or 'family' does that mean I believe in them?" "Yes, just like democracy." " That's not weapons or violence." " God no, it's, brotherhood and equality." " That's my motto." " Your motto?" "Your motto is violence." "You threaten and bribe, you're corrupt and you order people around." " My hands aren't blood stained." " Mine will be, if you want." "I don't really want to blow up this car with you in it." "With a bullet in your head." " Give me the apple." "Let the story end..." " Let it." " That's the real life work." " Don't be so pathetic." "This can be yours..." "and this is mine." "Well..." "I didn't predict too much for him!" " Or for your son." " I don't predict much for us either." " For sure." " Nothing good Peti." "Look at how handsome he is, although he doesn't look like you from the side." "But he's handsome, talented and decent." "Ok he's not that..." "but he's ok." " Right?" "It's like you raised him." " Are you done?" " It's all the same." "Done talking about the kid?" " I said shut up." " Ok, but I was just saying..." " I was just saying." " Fine..." " Shut up!" "If my sweet side comes out, you'll learn how to fly, Peti!" "Fine!" "One blue bell flower, is all I can give, and I wish you, a great name day!" "Others may say, that its not much," "I know it too, butwhat should I do?" "One blue bell flower, shows that it's, a celebration." "I can tell that you only care about the flower!" "What I say goes in one ear and out the other!" "But I'll forgive you, because you love me!" "You can't live with those pretty eyes." "One blue bell flower, is all I can give, and I wish you, a great name day!" "Others may say, that its not much," "I know it too, butwhat should I do?" "One blue bell flower, shows that it's, a celebration." "I can tell that you only care about the flower!" "What I say goes in one ear and out the other!" "But I'll forgive you, because you love me!" "You can't live with those pretty eyes." "Move over Peti." "Move over!" " Where?" " Over there." " Should I go through the wall?" " Don't go through the wall, just move over." "Oh, ok, thanks, I told you that this will end badly and now they're here, see?" " I said it will end badly." " Sorry, but I was the one who said it." " Your son's here..." " Shut up!" " Alright fine." " Good day to you all." " Hello daddy." " Don't call me daddy!" "Oops this came through without any problems, through the wall." "I thought I would surprise you with a little taste of the bosses world famous apples." " The bosses, right." "The boss who know rests in peace?" " What?" " I said God sees all." "And the bosses money and company is in your hands." " That's what I said... see." " Pisti!" " Pisti please!" " Pisti." "Get fucked, Pisti." "Hey Gyurma, listen, tell me how the technique works, that one side is poisonous and the other isn't." " I really want to know." " Peti..." "Pisti." "Shut up!" " Pisti please." " I know it's like that in Snow White..." "Pisti, Pisti." "Piss off!" "Your suit doesn't go with all this garbage." "And if it turns out that you were somehow involve in a job, for example the bosses death, you'll be in big trouble." " What are you on about?" " You getting the fuck out of here!" " Pisti!" " Fuck you!" "Pisti come back" "Pisti!" "You know where you can shove your orders?" "You know where, you little kidnapper, murderer." "My son, do you know where?" " Don't say that again, daddy." " No?" " Jozsi!" "Jozsi!" " No?" "Don't say that again?" " What shouldn't I say?" " What the fuck are you doing?" "Should I tell you?" "Well?" "Well?" "Should I?" "Your a stinking pile of garbage, leave it to me." "Leave his eyes up to me." "That's it." "Thanks, thanks." " Don't!" "Stop it..." " Calm down, my little son." "Why are you so nervous?" "What's the problem?" "Jozsi, Jozsi, you don't have enough experience." "We'll get bored of you and then, bang!" "Alright son, tell me why you're here?" "You want grandpa's money, right?" " You haven't found it yet?" " Hey, Kapa." "Maybe he's heard of Mr. Hernadi's watermelon method, that's been so successful?" " No, I haven't heard it." " No?" " Where is Emese?" " Hey, calm down, son, calm down." " See how interested he is?" " I see." "You think Emese is the key, hey?" "You think Emese knows, where the millions are?" " And the little four eyed fuck?" " Who?" " Who?" "Bloro?" " Yeah." " That's not what you called him before." " No, he called him something else." "Kapa, did you notice that your son brought apples for everyone?" "And he isn't interested in Mr. Hernadi's watermelon method." " Don't fuck with me, I'm busy." " Relax, my son." "Do you want another one?" "Pay attention to Peter." "Mr. Hernadi harvested a new type of watermelon, that makes you need to piss like a mother fuck." " The leaves are full of water." " That too, but... when you piss, you piss diamonds." "You can taste it too, here's the miracle watermelon." "See... see." "Don't touch it." "Touch this, see how smooth?" "Do you know what it is?" "Ball sack." " This will be in yours too." " This is stupid, that's not even a real diamond." "Are you calling me a liar?" " I'm not calling you anything." " You said something like that." " I didn't say squat." " What's stupid?" " I didn't say anything stupid." " Oh, it just sounded like... sorry." "Where is Emese?" "Is it your turn now, son?" "You thought we would be shaking in our fucking boots?" "Of course it's your God given right to be stupid." " That's what you are." " Hear that, the sheep are biting, the snake is whistling on the road, and the wind is whining." "Come here Mesi, come here." "This is strange, if you think about it, that..." "Eat properly..." "What?" "Nothing I was just thinking, that we just committed murder." " I don't know..." " And, we killed my kid, so?" " You don't mind?" " Fuck no." "Ok, let's say that now a day's everyone kills, its typical." "Old Testament, the middle age and if I just want to be free?" "Can I scream while being threatened with a knife?" "We should put a sign on him, "This is what happens to murderers!"" "We aren't killers." " Grandpa!" " Say hello to grandpa." " Your alive?" " Of course, I'm alive, the apple core I spat it out." "So will they." " And?" " And it starts all over again, nothing can stop them." " There's no lesson?" " Does there have to be a lesson, grandpa." "Is your brain ok?" "You're talking crazy." "We aren't guilty enough to deserve this, grandpa." " Go fuck someone, little girl." " Who?" "Good question." "How about your husband." " Who?" " Your husband." "Family is holy." "Grandpa, I'm slinking off for some beer, do you want some?" " I don't drink." " Why are you lying?" " I don't have any money." " Cheap skate!" "I collect fake dollars, they aren't worth anything, but they look good." "I was always interested in beauty for it's own sake." "I'm such a fucking dick!" "For fuck's sake!" "Fuck all of you!" "Can I go through here?" "I'm going through." "Like a through your pants." "I'm going through." "So fuck all of you!" "You can't lock me in!" "Crazy sons of bitches!" "Fucking dumpster." "Open your mouth!" "Open your mouth!" "Two cases of beer." "Excuse me?" "What?" "It's not cold?" "Fuck you!" "You didn't have time to call it?" "You son of a bitch!" "It's not enough that the beer is shit, it's warm too?" "Fuck you!" "I'll cool it down then!" "I'll give you cold beer, you fucking piece of shit!" "I'll cool it down!" "Fuck you!" "See it's cooling already." "Son of a bitch!" "Watch it cool!" "Now it's cool." "For fucking, fuck's sake, the fucking beer, is getting cold, see how easy it is?" "See Peti, it's cold." "See how easy it is to cool it?" " Do you want a sip Bloro?" " I never drink alcohol." "Fucking liar!" "Everyone lies!" "Masking everything?" "Give it here." "Everyone tries to mask things." " What are you doing?" " I'm waiting for Pista Danko express train, Peti." " I want to travel." " Stop it." " It will cut your head off." " Good, put it on a plate and take it home, Peti." "I'll go white, I'll be dead, I'll be quiet." " What are you doing?" " I'll be quiet, watch." " Did you do it?" " What?" " Did you?" " I did it." "You fucked her?" " She's crying." " She's not pregnant?" "She's crying and screaming, that she can't get pregnant." "That's great!" "Nature is defending us." "Why would you want to bring a kid to this world?" "The sperm isn't stupid." "It smells like shit, like piss and like blood." " Bowl mud." " Bowl mud, what's bowl mud?" "Stop repeating what I say, Peti don't you start doing that." "Fine I won't do it, it's just... there's nothing, see, no fish, no birds." " What?" " See, nothing." "Peti, are you blind?" "Yes, but I don't like it." "Why are you covering yourself in that shit?" "You idiot, it'll explode." "Go get it." "How do you say wild duck in Latin?" " Wild duck?" "Pato." " That's Spanish." " Oh, sorry." "Listen, Kapa are you really blind?" " What?" " Are you blind?" " I can't hear you." " You're deaf too?" " What?" " I said... you can't see?" " Oh." "No." "I've gone blind, Peti." " Ok, then." " Mine doesn't work, see?" "We'll get it fixed." " Are you really blind?" " Really." " Oh fuck, that's not good." " Why, why isn't that good Peti?" "At least I can't see your stupid face." "Ok fine, maybe, but you can get used to getting your ass kicked too, right?" " Yes, getting your ass kicked is the same as going blind." " Kapa, watch out, don't fall!" " From where?" " What do you mean from where, are you blind?" "We're up at the Freedom statue." "We flew up." "When?" "What Freedom statue?" "What Freedom statue?" " What?" "What's your problem?" " No problem, Peti." "I just don't know what Freedom statue, your on about." "The little Horthy's kid?" "They made a statue of the little Horthy's kid?" "Where here?" "Horthy who?" "Don't piss me off Kapa, get fucked." "Who is Horthy?" " Peti, you have a degree in Hungarian history, right?" " Right, and?" "Fine I'll drop down to your level." "Don't drop down anywhere." "We're too fucking high up." " Peti, Horthy lived in the Horthy government era." " Really?" " Do you understand?" " Yes?" "So Horthy, from the Horthy government era, he had a son, who died on the Russian frontline, and they made a statue of him." " Where is he know?" " He died on the Russian frontlines!" "Not the kid, where is the statue?" "Because there is nothing here." " Peti, the Russians invaded since then!" " Really?" "Yes, a few things happened here since then, if case you haven't heard." " So... then?" " Then... then?" " Hold on Peti, shut up I'm not done yet." " Ok, go on." "In the place of the little Horthy statue was a statue of some Russian guy." " Get it?" " Absolutely and where is he now?" " Peti." " Because that's not here either." " Because the fucking Russians left!" " Really?" " Yes!" "The came, they left." " And they took the statue with them?" "Maybe they didn't say good-bye to you, but they did leave." "No they didn't take it you ass!" "They didn't take it." "They moved it from here to the statue cemetery." "There is no more fun in life anymore, we die, like there is no more, stuff to do in the world, death is sweet" "Well maybe in that sense, we should sing that its all over, we won't go to the meadow anymore, we can't swim at the shore, and we can't sip wine outing the halls." "We don't tell women that they're beautiful, they don't say, our dicks are a big handful." "The sun doesn't shine on the bed, like in the hotel room in Athens." "Don'twash your panties, so it'll be clean, at the Acropolis." "We will go up and we will chuck our butts on the city, and there's nojokes, they'll die, and we'll laugh shorter, just like life gets, which I don'twant after death," "I don't, really and truly." "There is no more fun in life anymore, we die, like there is no more, stuff to do in the world, death is sweet" "Well maybe in that sense, we should sing that it's all over, we won't go to the meadow anymore, we can't swim at the shore," " Turn the fucking music off!" " And we can't sip wine in the halls." "God bless." "And give you freedom, equality and brotherhood." " We fucked it up." " Andras you didn't get to finish your song." " Finish is." " There is on more..." " Shut up!" " You shut up Kapa." " Both of you shut up!" " Then let Lagzi Lajcsi finish it." "Lagzi!" "Lagzi!" "Lagzi!" "Lagzi Lajcsi!" " Is it over Kapa?" " Shut up Peti!" "Shut the fuck up Peti, shut up!" "Fine Kapa, I was just asking." "Stop grinning." "You're going to be shocked, Peti." "You're going to see a miracle." "Not for nothing that I came up with this sun set scene." "Sunset?" "It's not an eclipse?" "Whatever." "You came up with it?" " Yes." " For real?" "You pulled the sun behind the moon?" " You did it?" " I pulled the moon." "You made the eclipse, you're great, Kapa!" "Really great, Peti, but you can be part of it too." "Duel kingship, it's been know to happen." "Yeah." "Dear viewers... don't leave the theater yet." " I, the duel king say..." " Stay on your asses, it's not over yet." " That's one way to say it." " Shut up!" "Forgalmazza / Distributed by:" "Leon Film  Navigator Film"