"Has my mom been here?" " Yeah, she came and got some eggs" " What eggs?" "She said she'll cook them with the greens she's picking." "What greens, Panayota?" "Your mother is just fine, Andy." "Mom, what are you doing there?" "I'm looking for chicories, son but they seem to be off season." "Do chicories grow in London, mom?" "My time has come, son." "All want, is to die in my country." "To be buried in the soil..." "To be buried in dry soil." "Not in this mire." "Don't be soared." "You're not going to die You're still young." "Son, want to go back to Cyprus." "All right." "All right, let's go." "Come." "Are we in Cyprus yet, son?" "Almost." "What happened?" "He was with Sophie, eh?" "Come, talk to me." "Please." "And if really did, what then?" "Do you think like worrying about you all the time?" "Or that my dream was to work in a bloody fish shop all day?" "At feast we have a home and make a living." "I'm doing it for you" "Jimmy!" "Andy, my son." "Come sit with us, you're good luck" "Tell me." "Need to get my mom to Cyprus." "Is that why you dragged me up here?" "How much do you need?" "Is this enough?" "You don't understand." "have to go with her this time" "Fine." "Send your mother first and then we'll see about your holiday." "Jimmy, need to get to Cyprus." "So do ." "But don't." "You want to know why?" "Because Cyprus is in here, Andriko." "What family?" "The divorced German and her pothead daughter?" "Wake up, Andrikos." "You're a nice guy and they're just taking advantage." "Hassan?" "If you had an ounce of decency you'd have made me a partner years ago ...instead of keeping me on as a slave." "Enough!" "Tomorrow you either show up for work or you're all fired." "Hassan loves you like his own, Andriko." "Good morning, my lady." " Hello, Hassan." " Hello, Eleni. ls Andy home?" "Yes, come on in" "Mom, get inside." "Andy, my son, come to the shop." "Go to Cyprus but don't come back." " Limb?" " Yes." "Why didn't Anestis come?" "He couldn't." "He had some contracts to sign with some clients." "Those Russians are always like that." "They never have their driver's licenses." "He'll be waiting for you at home." "Mommy, they're here." "Is this his new house?" "This is how everyone's doing it now, Mr. Andis." "It's not even that big..." "Where are we, son?" "Anna!" "You're a grown woman." " Maria." " Andy." "It's me mother, Maria." "You're getting more handsome with age." "Nice pot belly, mate." "You lost more hair." "Come here, let me take a good look at you" "Sorry didn't come pick you up." "I'm your son, mom" "We're going?" "Mom, eat it." "It's fish." "Mother, please, let's not start this again" "They look more like sisters than mother and daughter." "Aren't most English women like that?" "They get pregnant at fifteen and then wonder what went wrong." "Can you imagine Anna with a baby next year?" "No way!" "An amateur fisherman can cast a line as far as thirty meters." "Why did you say you'll teach him how to fish?" "You don't know anything about it!" "I'm learning now." "Really don't understand you." "A professional fisherman with proper technique can reach 130 - 150 meters." "Anestis, he's your brother for God's sake!" " And what am supposed to tell him?" " The truth." "That don't know how to fish?" "Will you talk to him?" "...Snell, gang hooks, ground angling, peg, bob flies, lead fish..." "Lead fish?" "You need a PhD to go fishing." "I'm all grown up." "Speak." "You shouldn't have told them to come." "Are we going fishing?" "I'll wait for you downstairs." "Eucalyptus!" "Pine!" "Thyme!" "Smell it, mate!" "Smell it!" "Roll it up, you'll get my upholstery all dirty" " Roll down your window, mate!" " Why?" "Did you fart?" " Some Cypriot you are!" " Look who's talking!" "The Englishman" "Did you look into what asked you?" "Are you insane?" "Start a business with just thirty thousand?" "Why?" "You've done alright with less." "Big house, big car, big pool." "We don't say "big pool" in Greek." "Just pool" ""Big pool" sounds like "big ares"." "Brush up on your Greek before you move back, Charlie boy!" "Granny!" "Mother!" "Mother!" "Where are you Granny?" "Good morning, sweetheart." "Don't worry, it'll be fine." "She's in Cyprus now." "OK, left hand below the right." "Bring the pole up." "Like that, but don't force it." "Grab it with your right hand." "Hold the line with your finger That's it, well done." "You let go when you cast." "Cast and drop." " Show me again." " Watch me." "Cast and drop." "You need to drop your finger to release the line, OK?" "That's about right." "Should we take her to her village?" "Asked you something." "I'm not going." "Only traitors cross to the other side brought her to Cyprus.I've done my part." "If you want to take her, be my guest." "I'm not using a passport to visit my own village, got it?" "Calm down, mate." " Can you spare a car?" " Any particular preference?" "Always said would pay you that money back when stood on my own two feet." "I'll even repay my college tuition." "Don't want anything from you." "I've got a good one for 40 euros." "Twenty." " Thirty." " Twenty!" " Are you really planning to stay in Cyprus?" " Yes." "Come on, let's go Get up." " Where are we going?" " To find you a shop." "Eleni?" "Was looking for mallows my dear, but they seem to be off season." "Do you know where we are?" " Anna, stop teasing her." " We're not teasing her." " Will you change use?" " Yes, fish 'n' chips shop." "Was a cook in London and know the ropes." "You'll be rich within a year!" "Kids love chips." "What's your asking price?" "For you, eighty thousand euros." "Rent is not included." "It's a sure thing." "No glitches." "Didn't tell you?" "You won't find anything cheaper" "And stop saying you're from England, they always double the price!" "Oh, shit!" "Mom, think I'd like it here." "Finally something different, not the same old thing over and over again." "don'tknow." " Mother, I've already added olive oil" " No dear, it would show." "Even a little bit would show." "That's enough Enough!" "And you believe her?" "She's just a kid." "Anna has changed sinced they came." "Haven't you noticed anything?" "Think you're exaggerating, she's just entering puberty." " Where is Giorgos?" " At the airport." " Have you talked to Andy?" " A little bit... won't be your mother's nurse." "Can't go through what went through last year, alright?" "Maria, he's had her for a year More than a year." "Can't cope with it, Anestis." "Why don't we hire someone to look after her?" "Could use some help around the house too It's turned into a hotel." "Are you out of your mind?" "We can't afford it can't get another loan, Maria." "All my credit cards are maxed out." "We'll end up losing everything." "Have a little patience." "Anestis, take pity on me." "You're the one who should take pity on me Go on now, have customers." "I'll bring her to work with me, OK?" "Fine." "Not now, Maria." "Come and sit here." "Who are you, dearie?" "I'm your son, mom" "Turn off that music!" "Is this the best cod you have?" "Yes." "Don't look at it like that, it makes a delicious fish soup." "Do you have sole?" "No sole, but have very fresh bass and sea bream." "Locked her in the car." "Turned the air-condition on." "If you want a bigger cod I've got this one too." "Sweetheart?" "Use frozen cod instead." "No one will know the difference." "Make it a fish tavern." "Grilled octopus, minnow, red mullets, sea breams." "This is the Mediterranean, mate." "Not the Atlantic Ocean." "You'll never get the cod you're after." "Why do they have fresh tuna fish?" "ls there tuna in the Mediterranean?" "How should know?" "Maybe." "Under Regulation 2065/61 of the European Union fishery products must bear an appropriate label stating the trade name of the species, production method and catch area." "You may continue in Greek." "Very well." "Essentially we are trying to avert the illegal imports from third countries." "Tell me, are you planning to import fish from the occupied areas?" " Of course not!" " Then there is absolutely no problem" "Yes, but the fish will go off by the time it gets here." "Others import high quality raw fish from Japan for sushi." "And it stays very fresh." "Thousands of kilos too, not small quantities like yours." "Alright?" "Didn't know fish needed a visa to enter Cyprus" "We're Europeans now." "Popped out to get some tobacco." "Where are you going, auntie?" " To Cyprus, son." " But we are in Cyprus" " Eleni Papageorgiou" " Yes." "Don't you worry about granny." "We'll get along just fine." "We teach them traditional Cypriot dances, songs..." "In fact, next Sunday we have organized along with the "Free Karpasia" Union... a visit to the Apostle Andreas Monastery in the occupied areas." "We can put her on the list if you like." "You see?" "She'll pass right by her village" "Thank you" " Who are you, my dear?" " I'm alright." "Where are they taking me, son?" "To your room, mom." "This is Nuria, from Spain." "Barcelona!" "Aren't we going to Cyprus, son?" "W." "I M.." "Oh, it's beautiful." "Will you marry me?" "They said they'll leave once the shop is open." "Do you love me?" "Wish you had all stayed in England." " Hey mister, get in line!" " One second." "This isn't fair." "What?" "You're selling ice-cream outside my shop." "Has it reopened? "The Godfather" Is it a video store?" "Come again?" "Come again?" "As in fish." "I'm not stealing your clients." "only sell ice-cream." "Can you at least move a little further down?" "You think you'll sell fish and chips if do?" "It's just locals here, there's no English." "You don't sound like a Cypriot to me." "Listen, mate." "I've been selling my ice-cream here for the past four years." "I'm not leaving." "If you don't like it, you move your shack." "Get me a strawberry and a vanilla cone." "How much do you want to get out?" "How much are you offering?" "Opened my own fish 'n' chips shop." "In Cyprus, not London." "I'll rent a big house and I'll get you out of here" "You'll have your own garden to plant whatever you like." "Bless you, my son." "Where is your roommate?" "Don't be afraid, you're not dying You're still young." "I'm not afraid, son." "Where many die, fear not death." " Boss, make me another." " Me, too." "Hold the vinegar." "Fine, but step outside please." "The DJ and the bartender are here." "The best place for a bar is on the beach." "Should we move the bar outside?" "We need a generator for tonight or the lights will blow out the fuses." "I'll take care of it." "Don't worry." "Forget about the party." "You need to stay in the hospital for a few more days." ""Nib."" "You're suffering from severe dehydration." "Nobody comes to see me." "Costakis?" "Is that you, son?" "It's me, dad." "Go back to sleep, don't be afraid" "want to go to the party too!" " You're not going anywhere!" " I'm going!" "Anna, open the door!" "Said I'm going." "Anestis, you need to reason with her." "Anna!" "Anna!" "Ladies and gentlemen I proudly present this beautiful man." "The heart and soul of this awesome shop." "Don't worry." "We'll turn the lights back on turned them off." "Do you want some?" " Darling, have you finished shitting?" " No, mommy but I'm trying." "Sorry, guys." "The party's over." "Let's trash this joint." "This is awesome!" "Anna!" "Anna, open the door" "Anna!" "Maria, get the kid." "Fire!" "Maria!" "Find Anna!" "Anna?" "My Anna?" "Anestis, we should take her to the hospital." "Anestis!" "What did you take?" "It wasn't my fault, mommy." "Come on sweetheart, get up - please." "Come on get up, get up..." "You're an idiot." "Why don't you ask him to leave?" "Maria, calm down please." "I'll come back when the last of them is gone" "Andy, why didn't you leave with your tourist girls?" " Don't you touch me, you jerk!" " Maria, calm down." "Fine, I'll tell him myself." "I'll be doing you a favor." "You're bastards, Andy." "You get in the car." "Move over." "Why did Maria call us bastards?" "Why don't you answer your cell phone?" "Tell Maria left." "I'll sleep here bought a camp-bed." "The care home called." "Mom got lost on the trip." "What are you, then?" " Have you been to our village?" " Yes, many times." "Who lives here now?" "Hasn't Jimmy told you anything?" "He sold it to some English woman because needed the money." "Isn't that why you came?" "To claim your share?" "No." "Then why did you come to Cyprus?" "And don't tell me you came to open a fish 'n' chips shop." "Did." "What kind of Cypriot eats fish and chips?" "It's one thing to come back on a holiday every 3 or 4 years like you do, and quite another to actually live here." "Do you remember our father?" "Why do you ask?" "He wasn't killed by the Turks." "Caught him and mom shagging in the shop." "She was shagging him like a whore." "The bitch was enjoying it too." "That's why left England." "couldn't stand them any more." "I've never told anyone except Maria." "You knew." "You knew all along." "Did you know?" "Did you?" "You are Mr. Haros (Death) aren't you?" "Mom, are you alright?" "I'm waiting for death to come for me, son." " Where are you going?" " Back to London." " Are you walking there?" " We're swimming." "Come on." "Who are you?" "Who?" "Hassan's son." "Come on." " Stop the car" " What?" "It's mom." "Pull over." "Mom!" "Mom!" "Many thanks dad." "You're welcome, son."