"Hitler Est Kaput Traduction de Français à Anglais par Le Rosbif" "FPS: 23.98" " Enjoy the film." "HITLER IS KAPUT" "As the Second  World War ended,  aninformant used by the SS  toldtheReichMainSecurityOffice that the execution of Rabinovich,  aJewconsideredtoo lucky by the Nazis,  was the only hope of the Reich." "Listen, occupant comrades!" "This must be a mistake." "I've only played the harpsichord with the fascist-supporting orchestra." "I never hurt a single Nazi." "Even in thought." "I'm allergic to metal and I have asthma." "I am suffering from chronic gastritis and diabetes." "My doctor has forbidden me to participate in any executions." "Fellow comrades, do not kill me, it is Shabbat." "Attention." "Load." "Fire!" "ShurenbergpesteredHQ  for a meeting with Hitler." "TheFürher,achronicdepressive, hada taste for unnecessary meetings." ""ThankGodit 'sFriday!",the  great Russian spy said to himself." "Run,Rabinovich,run!" " "Heil Hitler." - "Heil."" "Papers, please." "SOVIET SPY CARD" "SS SECURITY SERVICE" "Be more careful in the future, Standartenführer." ""Andtheregoes a week's pay"," "Shurenbergthought." "GESTAPO HILLS" "FRAGILE!" "PROPERTY OF ADOLF" "GENERAL PARTY" "Beautiful." ""Schön, schön."" "Who has some dollar to lend me?" "Sorry, "mein Führer"" "The pigs pulled me over this morning, fined me all I've got." " Have you been drinking?" " No!" "I had to put the pedal to the metal to arrive on time." "I sympathise, man." "Müller?" "I'll pay you back on Monday." "Addy, is this a good idea?" " It's for my ill health." " I'm sure..." ""Auf Wiedersehen."" "Tuck back that belly." "I'll get you one of these days." "A true Aryan." "Shurenberg left work early that day,  totakehisridefora cruise inthemoonlit streets of Berlin." "ThegloriousvictoryofMay9  would soon take place ...  007 Sraße ... yet there were still   manyespionage missions to fulfil." "And you, how are you?" "You look healthy." "Another sprouting." "You're almost there." "It's so beautiful." "God be praised." "Kuzmich!" "Aleksandr Isaevich." "So, how are you?" "How is work going?" "I don't particularly want to talk about it." " What is it?" " I'm sick and tired of it." "Tired of all these stories of espionage." "I am homesick." "I see." "Keep holding on, you're a superhero responsible for protecting the nation's oil." "You should relax, my boy." "I left you something in the fridge, it will please you." "You're a real pal." "What would I do without you?" "IfightbecauseIam satisfiedthat theGermanpeoplehavedecided to shed their blood to build  astrongandadmirednation..." "This is too good!" "Intensivefitnessprogram." "Notmorethan14hours of sleep per night." "Andthenit 'sofftoanother day of drudgery with the Gestapo." "TOP SECRET DEPARTMENT" "TOP SECRET" "SILENCE!" "CONFERENCE IN PROGRESS!" "BORMAN" "WhatI wouldgive to be in Cabo." "SMOKING AREA" "It seems that the building is infested microphones." "It was on the roof." "What to do?" "We must admit it." "The Russians are pros." "It seems someone has done their homework." "Everything is in order." "He starts to annoy me." "I'm sure he's a spy." "This accusation, is it based on evidence?" "Not yet, but it will come." "Then put it on hold, or you will suffer constipation from the incredibly stiff stick up your arse." "Shurenbergmustcomplywith the orders of the conspiracy." "Lingeringinplaces frequented by the Nazis  wasoneof hisobligations." "Shurenberghated company parties." "Heforcedhimself to follow rigorous discipline  andsometimeshad to slow down." "Alright!" "~~~" "Hans." "Klaus." "Yeah bro!" " Olaf." " Where have you been hiding, honey?" "The job, girls." "THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OF "HEIL, HITLER"" "UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION 1943" " Gruppenführer." " Shurenberg." " A quick game?" " No funny business this time." "That's low." "The light falls only on the board." " Yes?" " Yes." " Such a move, really?" " You are very insolent." "Take this." "Don't count your chickens before they are hatched..." "The bald make bad players." " Shall we cut to brass tacks?" " Have you been promoted?" "Quite to the contrary." "And I need cash." "Looking at you, Shurenberg, I say:" ""That's a Nazi as he should be."" "A bright boy, effective and loyal to the Reich." "But sometimes, I ..." "Yes, occasionally I look at you and I think, without wanting to offend you, there's a good face of a slave." "You think it's fun to see your boobs move like a flan?" "Front, back!" "Front, back!" "I want to go home!" "To Mom's!" "Drink a glass of vodka, the nice Soviet type." "Embrace who I am and spend my holidays in Turkey dancing." "But I am the in the Third Reich among morons!" "Shurenbergnearly blew his cover." "Checkmate." "Better luck next time." "So dirty occupants is it party time or what?" "!" "Aww hell no!" "Kuzmich, please, close the fridge door." "I'm tired of having to defrost it all the time." "MOSCOW KREMLIN" "POST OFFICE OF THE SOVIET UNION" "In Moscow, the sky will remain cloudy all day." "We predict  thawing for tomorrow." "Expectmeltedsnow andslushyconditions." "A hurricane is  expected in the suburbs." "In Rublyovka Hills, we will have a dry and sunny  daywithaslightbreeze and becoming hot and wet  asyougo ...furthersouth." "We expect a 50% off  sale at Chanel  wheretemperatures will reach 22 degrees." "markthisin yourdiaries and take advantage of this hot offer." "A spy without a coded message  cansinkto thelakebottom like a stone." "Shurenbergknewhe stillhad to decipher this strange message." "Heknewhe hadtorelax if he wanted to decipher the code,  butnothingworked." "He took out his" ""CodeWord Pocket Dictionary"" "Hehadahunchthat this message would disrupt and upset his life." "He spent the night recording the information,  andatdaybreak, the message eventually became clear." "SHE'SSINGLE" "Hello, I'm Zina, your decryptor." "Sasha Osechkin, spy." "A beautiful landing." "Enchanted." "Likewise." "Zina ..." "Such a lovely name." " And quite rare." " You are spiritual." " You are cute." " You're extraordinary." "We have only just met." "How can you judge?" "I have this hunch." "I'm not sugar but I'll melt." " Have I seen you somewhere before?" " Certainly on the net." "I must warn the central;" "they could be worried." "I'll take this opportunity to update my Facebook status!" "Err, perhaps you'd better not." "He has a way to go." "Can I take you to the safe house?" "How do you travel?" "I travel by ski and I love to ATV." "And you?" "Ice skates." " Will these rollers do the trick?" " No, but we will do with." "No more secret code on our the rendezvous." " Can we at least still use the roller skates?" " Let's spy and then we'll talk." ""Heil Hitler."" "Ironman Hans von Eisen." "It's been a while, How are you?" "As usual." "The kids who whine, the death rattle of the bourgeois, a lazy wife ..." "Finally, a happy life." "I see." "But I would not be bothered personal problems." "I charge 300 Reichsmark an hour for family therapy." "Something of a hobby." "But let's talk business." "Here, take a look at this." "I'm sure Shurenberg is a Soviet spy." "But, Gruppenführer, we've tried radio tapping." "It is useless." "I would have less trouble getting pregnant." "Why would you do that?" "You'd be tired, whimsical, ill." "Search the world over." "We must find out if he is." "Think about it." "Put a contract on his head." "At the expense of the taxpayer?" "Do something:" "threat, questioning ..." "Rape with foreign objects." "The old methods!" "How you doin' nigga?" "Where you goin'?" "You got the rhythm in the blood, my brother!" "This shit moves the city man." "Gimme five." "Theonlypersoninthewhole Reich" "Shurenbergrespected wasanAmericanSuperAgent workingundercover asHitler'spersonalDJ:" "50 Shillings." "I have decided to stay here in Berlin to enjoy the victories and advances our great reich!" "I will review my plans." "There are too many successes for a leader!" "So many so that I could burst!" "Und das ist Hitler!" "And they, our friendly soldiers!" "Them, the Russians pigs!" "No, help, leave me alone!" "Is that clear?" "I told you all that with heart on hand our soldiers can be proud of their work across the Reich." "They will come back full of medals on the torso, and stories in the head." "They are the vectors of our triumph, their hands stained with the enemy's blood, with the desire to suck the udders of the nation." "Blitzkrieg, blitzkrieg, blitzkrieg, blitzkrieg!" "Shurenberg!" "To the table!" "This does not interest you?" " Not at all, "mein Führer!"" " Not at all it does, or not at all it doesn't?" "It does, "mein Führer!"" "Then repeat what I said, "bitte"." " Absolutely everything?" " From A to Z." "Some nerve, eh?" "Allthoseyearsoftraining would be used for something." "I enjoy advances our reich." "These are successes too one officer must ensure!" "I tell you the heart to the hand!" "That is Hitler." "And they, our friendly soldiers." "Yes, yes ..." "And they, the Russian soldiers." "This is wonderful!" "Is that clear?" "TheGestapolaunchedaninvitationfortenders for a secret weapon." "TheKremlinaskedShurenberg to keep an eye on the project." " "Heil Hitler."" " Enough, Shurenberg." "At a time when the Allies progress in our country, you scuttle around like a ballerina." "But I think only of the victory of our Reich." "Please, anything but that." "The shot of patriotism ..." "Stop being the problem child at work, you hear?" "." "I have a mission for you." "MISSION OF THE DAY:" "DEATH RAY LASER" "The secret weapon we wanted." "You will make me a business plan." "30% increase in the budget, half under the table." "No bullshit, Shurenberg." "Do your homework." "No stains on your notebook." "Or on the bed sheets." "I want a good note." "It's out of the question to defecate on the flowers!" "It messes up the buds." "Is that clear?" "Questions?" " I can't grope girls?" " It is a distraction." "This mission is the last hope of the Reich." "We do not fiddle with the babes." "I appreciate the confidence you bear me." "I will not disappoint you even if I can not fiddle." "Sometimes I just feel like jumping." "All is well." "This is the third time today." "IN MAY:" "ALL OF GERMANY" "ANNA SEMIOMOVICH THE BEST SPY WORLD" "Have you no shame?" "Engineer Garik?" "(Famous Armenian/Russian TV entertainer)" " Yes." " The project, I was just trying..." " To study it?" " Yeah, examen it." "Don't waste your time." "My weapon is impenetrable." "Here is my May Day Death Ray." "With it, victory is assured." "Sit." "Professor, would you describe yourself as loyal to the Reich?" "Standartenführer ..." "I'm a businessman." "Talk to your superiors." "They make a better offer, I take the money." "And you get a commission." "Let's go." "We can talk here." "It is a safe place." "If I tell you something, you won't denounce me," " will you?" " No." "In fact, I can not stand the Nazis." "Thankyouforyoursincerity." "Tobehonest,meneither." "  Do we have an understanding?" "  I think so." "Youworkfor the Kremlin?" "Yes." "Take care of business." "Grant me asylum, acribin centralMoscow," "Three Russians, blonde and affectionate, and then I'll blow the fucking Nazis." "A tempting proposition." "Deal." "I'll have two Big McFührers and a large Nordicola with ice." "And fatherland fries." "And fatherland fries!" "(unintelligible)" " It'll be ready in a minute." " I'm not deaf." "This is where I spy discreetly." "I eat like a pig." "I love it." "A girl who has an appetite, this is rare." "I've always felt like a pregnant woman." "I come from a region that has experienced famine." "I can not help it." "I see food, and I can not resist." "I throw myself upon it." "I had a weird childhood too." "When I was angry against someone," "I used to secrete a poisonous saliva." " You're kidding me." " My mother used me to kill flies." " Stop it!" " This is the truth!" "When I am with you, I feel ... in my place." "Oi!" "You, with the remote control." "We can embrace quietly?" "ZINA, YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!" "Stop!" "Halt!" "Stop!" "I know a very fun game they play around the corner." "What do you say?" "Okay..." "What kind of game?" ""Can you recognise it blind? "" " What, not up for it?" " Me?" "Houston,wehaveaproblem." "YALTA CONFERENCE, FEB 1945" "Where is my tobacco?" "And now, my dear Shurenberg," "We loved the Reich and now..." "Yes." "The situation is far from rosy." ""Far from rosy." A very appropriate expression." "A simple expression, but appropriate." "I like you a lot." "I mean, I really like you." "You too, I mean, err, Obergruppenführer..." " ..." "I think you're a good person." " Thank you." "You look so inspired, so intelligent and brave ..." " That's nice." " Your smile is bedazzling." " Thank you, Obergruppenführer." " Believe me," "I'd bet you know, in the true sense, how to satisfy a man." " I'd rather not." " Love is blind." " I still have my eyes." " A pitty." "You should let go, forget everything, and take the leap." "Take the plunge and jump in to the water like a 14 year-old virgin jugend." "Itmakesmy skinquiver, theblueskystartstoshiver, fromthegrandiosecelebrationofourrace," "andourgaymerrymeetinginthisplace." "Obergruppenführer, I did not know you play." "Magnifique!" "Your intelligence is too sharp, you are not an Aryan." "What are you playing at, Nazi bitch?" "Come on, say it." "Come out with it!" "Forget it." "It's not in my horoscope today, nor yours." "WhileShurenberg rolled through the streets of Berlin,  herepeatedthathewasready  to sacrifice everything for his country." "except- thevirginalintegrity of certain of his orifices." ""Heil", my son." "Hello." " Have we been drinking, perhaps?" " Forget it," " you'll never catch me out." " Please step out of the vehicle." "Little Red Riding Hood to Central." "The wolf knows the cakes are stuffed cabbage, not beef." "Brackets ..." "The Armenian squirrel has left the country." "He needs a pad in town." "Toast." "Completed." "Zinotchka ..." "My beloved little witch ..." "It's been a while since you last frequented the Moscow clubs." "Girls do these things, you will see ..." "This may be your illusion, but you're my witch the only one who matters." "Sometimes I think about us." "We live in a foreign country, among these fascists." "So far from our dear Russia." "But you're here, to play spies with me." "What would I do without you?" "Once back in Moscow what will happen?" "Tramps will throw themselves at you." "What are you saying?" "They will." "And you will succumb, you'll see." "Men are all alike." "It doesn't even upset me any more." "CentraltoLittleRed RidingHood ." "Wewillhookthe squirrel up with a first-class crib." "Incaseof problems,granny will be the backup." "Sasha" "I am in my third month." " Is it mine?" " No, Hitler's(!" ")" "Of course, it's yours." "My angel with pink cheeks." "A mother with big tits." " Are you happy?" " Are you kidding or what?" "Obviously ..." "I'm happy." "Want to see?" "Wait!" "Look!" "I'm happy!" "GESTAPO HILLS" "Only a seasoned spy as Shurenberg  couldkeephiswitsabouthimas" "IronHansvonEisen continued to  watchhimclosely." "Allthatremainedamystery were his intentions." "Hans, buddy, What brings you here?" "Shurenberg." "Sorry to arrive unannounced." "The Gestapo banned texting." "I know." "We'll talk about it at the union meeting." "Can I get you anything?" " A tea?" " Green Tea." "Without caffeine." "What was this weird music that I heard?" "Nothing like I've heard before." "It was a bit of trance CMS Nazi techno." ""Tai-pin-ho-ku" Chinese exclusive import." "Shurenberg, you are aware there are people in the Gestapo who believe that you are a Soviet spy." "Do you want sugar?" "No, but I'll take my tea on a saucer." " You know, so I don't spill." " Right." "Moving on, trying to find evidence against you, is like opening champagne with your buttocks." "It's new and it hurts just thinking." "Suffice to say, it is impossible." " Milk?" " Semi-skimmed." "Thank you." "It goes without saying." "Do not get me wrong, but I was ordered yesterday by Müller to peruse your file." "I'll have to ask you a few questions." "Fine." "Let's begin." "Have you faxed our plans to Stalin?" "This is a routine questionnaire." "Wait." "I left my fingerprints on the fax?" "No no." "Continuing." "I'll ask the next question." "Question." "Will they come out with another "Matrix" movie or not?" "Hans, it's a trilogy." "It was a trick question." "You fell into our trap." "We heard your conversation with engineer Garik." "Interesting." "So he escapes to Moscow?" "He thinks we suck, is that it?" "You know?" "Wait!" "That's in my file?" "Leave it at that." "Otherwise I will hurt you." "The more Shurenberg felt anger come over him,  the more poison filled his mouth." "I warned you, stupid Iron Man." "My darling, what are you doing?" "Come to bed." "Without you, I can not sleep." "I'm coming, sweetheart." "I have to work late." " I'll be right there." " Hurry up." "Not too loud, huh?" "Otherwise we will awake Zina." "THE ASHES OF IRON HANS VON EISEN" "RETURN HOME, DIRTY COMMUNIST!" "Hidden deep in suburban Berlin  wasthesafe house of the Red Army." "Nobodycoulddistinguish it from the other apartments." ""Heil", Machin." "A and B are on a boat." "A fall in the water and B disappears." " Who are you then?" "Tell me!" " NKVD." "Perhaps." "Come in." "My cover will soon be blown." "My contract mentions the words "force majeure"" "so I came to see you." "I see, yes." "Being unmasked is unpleasant." "Humiliation, interrogation, tweezers, curlers." " Curlers?" " The permanent ass hair." " Have you been tortured?" " Huh?" "No, it's just Chianti." "I partied yesterday." "With some metal workers." "True saints." "Well, let's get your equipment." "This is a beautiful sofa I love the decor." "I live alone." "I spend my hours masturbating." "Well, let's see." "What have we here?" "So ..." "Cyanide" "Valium, gags, handcuffs, range, slip alternative crosswords, leather whip and obviously, pear enema." "In other words, basic survival kit." " But what about the ..." " "Niet."" "No tickets for the Moscow Midget Circus." "Speaking of circus you see that briefcase there?" "It's for you." "Engineer Garik asked me to give it to you." "He arrived in Moscow and is doing well." "He opened a casino." "Clients from the Kremlin down to the workers at the local kebab." "Russian resistance." "What can I do for you?" "No, we do not do home delivery before 7 o'-clock." "Yourduesas promised." "10% commission." "MOTHER RUSSIA" "NEUTRAL GROUND" "TO THE REICH" "For you, comrade, the right door." "MOTHER RUSSIA" "I want to go East, you can not imagine how badly." "Listen," "I'll get Zina and we'll all take the door." "Zina was arrested at dawn." "Gestapo torture for three hours." "It must be in the process of braking her soul." "I would suggest trying to release her, but the orders are clear:" "return home to Russia." "Sorry, man." "I can not." "Be reasonable." "Return home." "You do not need Zina." "One can very easily live without a woman." "I give you my couch." "It's yours." "Sorry." "A hero has obligations." "Who is your contact?" "Never." "Who is your contact?" "Shurenberg!" "I am delighted to see you here, Herr Clever-Boy." "At the mall we stopped a Russian radio operator." "Do you know her?" " Who is your contact?" " Never." "Trynotto cry." "Why would I know her?" "What's wrong?" "I think I caught a cold." "I'm dizzy." "Get well soon!" "ShurenbergimaginedZina at the shopping mall." "He sympathised  with the pain of his dearest." "Againstthewall!" "Come on, hurry!" "Dropyourweapons!" "Dropthem" "continues" "Sasha!" "Sasha" "  Sasha" "  Zina" "Comeon,babes!" "Yes." "Yes." "Passionatelysigned,Borman." "Order:" "Transfer the attendant" "custody Standartenführer SS Shurenberg." "Signed, Herr Borman." "And you wore it?" "A Gucci?" "Are you kidding?" "Hugo Boss is far more dashing." "I'll call you later." " Admit it." "Who is your hairdresser?" " Never!" " "Heil Hitler." - "Heil."" "Frau Otto, new orders." "I will try to get something out of the peasant." "PAIN, INJURY, EMERGENCY EXIT" "Where is Shurenberg, that son of a *****" "I'll **** him from behind!" "And when I'm finished, I will not hesitate to rip your *** open and I'll **** in it!" "50 Shilling." "50 Shilling, let's do this shit, yeah?" "Why don't we go to Chile, in the spring?" "No!" "All the Gestapo go." "I get tired of seeing the same losers." "So start holidaying in Dubai." "It is expensive." "And I drowning at work." "Who will take care of the Reich in my absence?" "There has to be someone for the job." "There is more to life." " Eva, do not blame me." " Blame you?" "Well, I'll talk to Müller." "He'll perhaps have time for me." "Forgive me." "I have a lot of trouble because of all the stress." "You have your makeup bag?" "Of course." "What would I do without it?" "You're crazy ..." "It was you who took my nightie?" "What nightie?" "My Dolce  Gabbana leopard skin nightie." "You crazy?" "I spent the day trying to save you!" "Okay?" "Do not talk to me like that!" "Sorry, kitten, I am a little on my nerves today." "Anyway, this makeup kit?" "Taxi!" " How much to take us to the frontier?" " 80 euros." " It's just 20 minutes!" " Go on foot." "If you don't like it you can ride in the back of a pickup like the other illegals." "For the front?" "Dirty crook!" "Idiot!" "What are you waiting for?" "Hit the gas!" "We're here." "Just a minute, boss." "Let me catch my breath, for once." "PASSPORT CONTROL" "FRONTIER" "ZinaandShurenbergwereheading through Passport Control  andwererelieved they weren't Muslims." "DearNazis,thankyou  kindly leave your keys,  phones,computers and handgun safety." "FRONTIER" "WELCOME!" "ENTRY VERBOTTEN!" " Hello there." " Hello." "WANTED ENEMY OF THE STATE" "Theyarethere." "Bring them  for interrogation." "Zina, run!" "Yes?" ""Ja ..." I let him pass, ja." "Come." "This is where it ends."