"WELCOME TO THE PIKTON CASTLE." "THIS MAGNIFICENT VESSEL IS NOW YOUR HOME." "MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT THIS WILL BE NO PLEASURE CRUISE." "THIS SHIP IS A WORKING VESSEL." "AND WHILE YOU ARE ON IT YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO PULL YOUR WEIGHT." "IF YOU DON'T THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES." "I WOULD LIKE YOU FOUR TO COME DOWN, GRAB THIS LINE OVER HERE." "THE REST OF YOU, GRAB ON TO THIS ROPE ALONG THE LINE HERE." "AND WAIT FOR IT." "ALL SET." "HEAVE AWAY!" "THAT'S IT, KEEP GOING!" "THAT'S RIGHT, GET YOUR BACKS INTO IT!" "TREASURE!" "WHEN YOU SEE THE TREASURE CHEST COME UP OUT OF THE WATER" "AND WAVES SPLASH ON YOUR FACE AND PULL THE THING OUT," "IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT," "I THINK I WANT ME SOME OF THAT." "BEHOLD THE CHEST OF ZANZIBAR." "THE DISCOVERY OF THIS CHEST CONFIRMS" "THE LEGEND OF CAPTAIN HENRY STEEL." "*** CAPTAIN HENRY STEEL" "LOOTED OVER 100 SHIPS." "EVERYONE WAS AFTER HIM." "**" "HE WAS ANT FRAYED TO DIE." "BUT THERE WAS NO WAY HE WAS GOING TO LET HIS TREASURE" "BE TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM." "SO HE CAME TO THESE SHORES." "WHEN HE GOT HERE HE DIVIDED HIS FORTUNE" "INTO 14 TREASURES," "ONE FOR HIM," "AND ONE FOR EACH OF HIS 13 PIRATE CREW MEN." "THEY ALL WENT ASHORE AND BURIED THE TREASURE" "COMING BACK WITH TWO MAPS TO EACH LOCATION." "STILL THEN, WITH THOSE MAPS," "INSIDE THIS CHEST." "AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY YOU ARE ALL HERE." "I THINK THERE'S TREASURE IN THERE!" "WE'LL GET TO THAT TOMORROW." "IF THE LEGEND IS TRUE," "ALL THAT TREASURE IS NOW WORTH $1 MILLION." "AND THE TREASURE YOU FIND" "IS YOURS TO KEEP AND TAKE WITH YOU WHEN YOUR VOYAGE ENDS." "WE'RE OUT HERE FOR THE LOOT." "I'M A PIRATE EVERY DAY,you know." "I'M IN SALES." "i'm PROVIING SOME ONE WITH A SERVICE." "?" "ONE MORE THING," "YOUR VOYAGE WILL ONLY LAST AS LONG AS PIRATES DEEM YOU'RE WORTHY." "YOU HAVE BEEN TRAINED AT SAILING." "LET'S HOPE YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU LEARNED." "WE SET SAIL FOR THE ISLAND OF DOMINICA AT DAWN" "WHERE WE'LL OPEN THE FIRST COMPARTMENT OF THIS CHEST." "I KNOW NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP WELL TONIGHT." "THERE IS A LOT OF MONEY AT STAKE." "I JUST GRADUATED." "THE BEST OPPORTUNITY I HAVE HAD." "I'M ON A PIRATE SHIP." "?" "THERE IS NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW THAN RIGHT HERE." "OPEN THE OTHER DOOR!" "HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?" "250?" "300?" "270." "I USED TO PLAY IN THE NFL" "KANSAS FOR THE CHIEFS KNOWN AS THE "NIGERIAN NIGHTMARE."" "I READ SO MANY BOOKS ABOUT PIRATES AS A KID." "?" "WHERE ARE YOU FROM?" "?" "I LIVE IN RENO NOW." "YES." "?" " DON'T MESS" " DON'T MESS WITH ME!" "PART OF MY GAME PLAN WAS NOT TO TELL THEM WHAT I DO" "WHICH IS A DEPUTY DISTRICT ATTORNEY." "WHICH GIVES ME INSIGHT ON THE WHOLE GAME PROCESS." "BECAUSE WE ARE PIRATES." "PIRATES ARE CRIMINALS." "YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET." "MY HOROSCOPE TOLD ME TO WATCH OUT... for red haired foxes." "make sure you sleep far, far on the other side." "IS THAT HOW YOU TALK?" "do you always whisper?" "depends." "?" "ONE PERSON THAT MAKES ME A LITTLE WEIRD," "HIS NAME IS JOHN," "BECAUSE HE TALKS LIKE THIS." "AND HE TALKS WITH HIS HANDS." "?" "let's do a pirate jig,all right?" "do you know any pirate jigs?" "i don't think they actually exist." "?" "I'M ?" "so IF THINGS DON'T GO THE WAY IN THE BEGINNING." "?" "IT COULD GO WRONG FROM THE" "START." "" " A COOL GUY." "THEN YOU HAVE FREAKS, WEIRDOS." "AND PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE " " STUFF" "LIKE THAT." "TO BE THE PIRATE MASTER YOU" "ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BE" "RUTHLESS." "YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BE" "CRUEL." "IF THAT MEANS CUTTING THE" "THROATS OF PEOPLE THAT THINK" "THEY CAN TRUST ME AND LIKE ME." "SO BE IT." "ALL RIGHT." "TIME TO GET UP!" "TIME TO GO!" "RISE AND SHINE." "FIVE MINUTES TO SAIL." "YOU GOT TO GET STRONG." "GO, GO, GO." "LAST ONE HERE." "YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET" "TO IT." "ALTOGETHER." "THIS IS NO EASY TIME." "I STAY DOWN HERE." "HEAVE HO, HEAVE HO." "HOIST AWAY." "EVER SINCE YOU WERE A YOUNG" "BOY." "YOU WANTED TO SAIL THE SEA." "IT WOULD TAKE FROM YOU." "GIVE TO YOU." "LIKE GETTING ON A RIDE." "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO" "HAPPEN." "NOBODY CAN TELL YOU WHAT IS" "GOING TO HAPPEN OUT THERE." "YOU HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND" "FIND OUT." "TRAITS THAT ARE GOING TO HELP" "ME SUCCEED IN THIS GAME." "I GREW UP ON BOATS." "MY FATHER IS A CAPTAIN IN THE" "NAVY, RETIRED." "TWO, I HAVE THE BENEFIT OF" "GROWING UP ON THE OCEAN." "SALT WATER IS KIND OF IN MY" "BLOOD." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "HUH?" "YEAH, I GUESS WHAT THEY CALL" "IN THE BEGINNING SEASICKNESS." "I HAVE THE NEED TO THROW UP." "BUT IT WON'T COME." "BUT THESE ARE PIRATES." "I HAVE GOT TO GET USED TO IT." "THERE IT IS." "THERE SHE IS." "JOY GOT SEASICK." "SHE WOULD GET UP, PUKE, LAY BACK" "DOWN." "WE WERE PRETTY MUCH RUNNING" "AROUND ON THE SHIP." "BUSTING OUR BUTTS." "SHE WAS IN THE FETAL POSITION," "PUKING HER GUTS OUT." "I LIKE IT UP HERE." "IT'S QUIET." "IF I WAS RUNNING IT I WOULD TAKE" "THE SHIP OUT IN HARD WATER." "I WAS IN THE NAVY FOR TWO" "YEARS." "SO I GOT TWO YEARS OF SHIP BOARD" "EXPERIENCE." "USED TO THE SEA." "USED TO THAT TYPE OF LIFE TILE." "I DO THINK I HAVE A KNACK OF" "TAKING OVER, SEEING THE BIG" "PICTURE." "I DON'T MIND KICKING PEOPLE OFF" "THAT HAVE AN ATTITUDE." "I DON'T MIND FLYING UNDER THE" "RADAR A LITTLE BIT." "PIRATES TO THE WHEEL HOUSE!" "COME ON, NOW!" "WITH THE CHEST OF ZANZIBAR" "DISCOVERED TIME TO UNLOCK ITS" "SECRET." "14 COMPARTMENTS, 14 TREASURES." "LET'S FIND OUT WHERE THE FIRST" "ONE IS!" "TWO MAPS." "TWO COMPASSES." "ONLY CAN FIT TWO CREWS." "WHO IS GOING FIRST." "JOY?" "THIS IS AWESOME." "RED." "GRAB YOUR SASH." "NEXT, BLACK." "RED." "TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS." "RIGHT NOW GOING ON THE" "EXPEDITION." "GREAT TEAM OF PEOPLE." "I AM GOING TO FIND SOME LOOT" "RIGHT NOW." "I AM SO EXCITED." "BLACK!" "ALL RIGHT, PIRATES." "WE HAVE THE RED CREW." "AND THE BLACK CREW." "THE FIRST CREW TO DISCOVER THE" "TREASURE WILL KEEP ALL OF THE" "GOLD IN IT." "THE OTHER CREW WILL COME BACK" "EMPTY-HANDED." "I'D KEEP THAT IN MIND ON YOUR" "JOURNEY TODAY." "JOY, JOE, COME UP HERE." "COMPASS." "MAP EACH." "PIRATES, GRAB YOUR GEAR AND HEAD" "TO YOUR LONGBOATS." "FROM THEIR FIRST MAP, THE" "PIRATES WILL DISCOVER THEY HAVE" "TO PADDLE UP THE MOUTH OF THE" "INDIAN RIVER AND MAKE A CRITICAL" "LEFT AT THE FORK." "TO FIND A DEAD MAN'S TREE." "THEN, HEADING EAST ON FOOT, THEY" "MUST FIND THREE BURIED KEYS THAT" "WILL UNLOCK AND LOWER A SKELETON" "CAGE WHICH HOLDS THEIR NEXT MAP." "ROW, ROW, ROW!" "PADDLE IT!" "STEER IT!" "ROW, ROW, ROW!" "ROW, ROW, ROW!" "WE LEFT THE SHIP." "EVERYONE WAS LIKE PADDLING LIKE" "WE WERE ON A CANOE." "WE FORGOT WE HAD A RUDDER." "NEXT THING WE KNEW WE WERE WAY" "OFF COURSE." "YOU GUYS, WE'RE NOT USING THE" "RUDDER, MAN." "WE PROBABLY LOST, GOOD, 300, 400" "YARDS ON THESE GUYS." "IT WAS A LOT OF DISTANCE TO TRY" "TO MAKE UP." "ROW, ROW, ROW!" "WE GET THE MONEY!" "ROW, ROW!" "ARE YOU SURE IT IS NOT THAT" "WAY?" "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?" "YEAH." "STEER BABY, STEER, BABY." "THE DEAD MAN'S GULCH." "YEAH!" "PIRATES!" "WE JUMP OFF THE BOAT, TIE UP" "REAL QUICK, WE HAD TO GO DUE" "EAST." "THIS IS THE WAY, RIGHT BY THE" "TREE." "COME ON, LET'S DO IT!" "THIS WAY, LEFT FOOT." "LEFT FOOT." "JUMP." "COME, COME, COME." "I GOT KNEE-DEEP IN THIS LIKE" "AND MY SHOE CAME OFF." "COME ON." "WE DON'T HAVE TIME." "EVERYBODY IS READY TO ROLL" "OUT OF HERE." "I AM UP TO HERE IN MY ARMS" "LOOKING FOR MY SHOE." "LET'S GO, GUYS, LET'S GO!" "COME ON!" "COME ON, LET'S DO IT!" "COME ON!" "LEAVE IT, LEAVE IT." "WE'VE GOT A TREASURE TO GET." "GET THE MAP OUT." "GET THE MAP." "QUICK, QUICK, RUN." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "SOMETIMES THE LIGHTEST TOUCH..." "BRINGS THE BIGGEST SENSATION." "NEW LIPTON WHITE ICED TEA." "MORE FROM LESS." "LIPTON TEA CAN DO THAT." "THEWAYTHINGS ARE MADE THESE DAYS ISJUSTPLAIN WRONG." "NOT THENEW 99-CENT" "BUFFALOCRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH." "WITHITS FIERY TASTE, IT'SBUILTJUSTRIGHT." "THAT'S RIGHT." "ALMAY INTENSE i-COLOR." "SHADOW,LINERAND MASCARA" "INEXPERTLYCOORDINATEDSHADES FOR YOUR EYE COLOR." "IT'S THE COLOR OF YOUREYES--INTENSIFIED." "THIS WAY!" "GET THE MAP OUT." "GET THE MAP." "COME ON." "LET'S DO IT." "RIGHT THERE." "THIS WAY, THIS WAY." "WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?" "RIGHT THERE." "WE HAVE GOT TO FIND THE" "CANTEEN." "WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?" "I GOT IT RIGHT HERE." "RIGHT HERE." "YOU HAVE TO DIG THE KEYS OUT OF" "THE GROUND." "AND THERE WERE THREE DIFFERENT" "KEYS AND THREE KEY HOLES ON ONE" "LOCK." "YOU HAVE TO GET THE KEY IN" "THE LOCK." "THE KEY HOLE." "THIRD KEY, THE SMALLEST." "START HERE." "ALL RIGHT." "WE ARE GOING TO GET IT." "WE ARE WORKING ON IT." "WAIT." "LET'S GO." "WATCH THAT MUD!" "WE'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME" "ON IT." "SOMEONE TRY." "OKAY, READY?" "THERE IS THREE KEYS AND ONE" "LOCK." "THAT MEANS, YOU KNOW THE LOCK" "HAS THREE-PART LOCK." "VERY SIMPLE." "OKAY." "THERE YOU GO." "WATCH OUT." "I'M GOING TO KEEP LOOKING." "FOR THE MAP." "COME ON!" "WE OPEN THE HEAD WHICH STUNK" "AND INSIDE WAS A MAP AND ANOTHER" "KEY." "I GOT ONE RIGHT HERE." "THE WHOLE THING JUST THERE." "WITH A NEW MAP IN HAND, THE" "CREWS MUST CONTINUE TO PADDLE UP" "RIVER." "WHEN THEY SEE THE SWORD AND" "SKULL ALONG THE WAY, THE LEADING" "CREW CAN SABOTAGE THE CREW THAT" "IS FOLLOWING TO SLOW THEM DOWN." "THEN IT IS ON TO THE CROCODILE" "LAIR, THE LOCATION OF THE SUNKEN" "TREASURE BETWEEN TWO CROCS'" "HEADS." "RIGHT HERE." "GET THAT DOWN, COME ON." "RIGHT." "GOT TO GO RIGHT." "RIGHT." "LOOK." "THERE IT IS." "THE MAP." "BEFORE WE GET TO WHERE THE" "TREASURE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WE" "HAVE WHAT'S CALLED A SABOTAGE" "POINT." "YEAH!" "THE FIRST CREW WHO GETS THERE" "IS ABLE TO USE THE SABOTAGE" "POINT TO SLOW DOWN THE OTHER" "CREW." "YOU'VE GOT THE MAP?" "YES." "QUICK, QUICK." "RUN." "HOP IN!" "THERE IS THE DEAD MAN." "THERE IS TWO OVER HERE." "WE'RE IN THE CROCS'." "LAIR." "WHICH SIDE?" "IN THE WATER." "WITH YOUR FEET." "SEEMS LIKE THIS IS WHERE THEY" "PUT IT." "THE MAIN RIVER BRANCH, MUST" "BE WHERE IN THE WATER THE" "TREASURE HIDES." "THIS IS WHERE IT IS GOING TO" "BE." "START IN THE MIDDLE." "CHECK THAT MAP AGAIN." "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE" "DOING." "STEP IN THE MIDDLE." "THROUGH HERE." "IN HERE." "THEY ARE THERE." "THERE THEY ARE." "WE CAN'T GET TO IT." "WE CAN SEE THEM SO CLOSE." "STILL LOOKING FOR THE TREASURE." "THEY DENT HAVE THE TREASURE." "HOPE IS RACING THROUGH ME." "I KNOW I CAN STILL DO THIS." "I KNOW I CAN GET IT." "THEY'RE COMING, YOU GUYS." "HERE THEY COME." "COME ON." "WHEN THE RED TEAM STARTS" "COMING UP, I'M THINKING NOW WE" "CAN LOSE THIS THING." "NOW THEY'RE RIGHT ON OUR TAIL." "RIGHT THERE." "I KNOW IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO" "WITH WHERE CROCODILES LIVE AND" "CROCODILES LIVE UNDER MANGROVE" "TREES." "YEAH!" "EVERYBODY GET UP HERE!" "WHOA!" "IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM WE" "WOULDN'T HAVE HAD IT." "I PULLED THE TREASURE OUT." "I WON IT FOR THE TEAM." "I PULLED IT THROUGH THE WHOLE" "THING." "I REALLY EXPECTED A LOT OUT OF" "THE PEOPLE THAT I WAS CREWING" "WITH." "BUT SOMEHOW I FOUND MYSELF FAR" "AND ABOVE, THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS" "ABLE TO DO IT." "OH, MY " "IN SUMMERLAND,SWIM STARTS AT JUST $12.50PER PIECE." "THEWAYTHINGS ARE MADE THESE DAYS ISJUSTPLAIN WRONG." "NOT THENEW 99-CENT" "BUFFALOCRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH." "WITHITS FIERY TASTE, IT'SBUILTJUSTRIGHT." "THAT'S RIGHT." "GOOD JOB." "STILL RUNNING IN THE MORNING?" "YEAH." "GETTING YOUR VEGETABLES EVERY DAY?" "WHEN I CAN." "100% VEGETABLE JUICE" "LOVE YOUR SALAD EVEN MORE..." "WITH 4 NEW DELICIOUS FLAVORS..." "OF WISH-BONE SALAD SPRITZERS." "YOU CAN SPRITZ JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE," "ANY WAY YOU LIKE." "?" "D F" "NISSAN ENGINEERS KNOW THE BACKBONE OF ANY TRUCK IS ITS FRAME." "THAT'S WHY THE NISSAN TITAN'S FRAME IS FULLY BOXED." "UNLIKE COMPETITORS' C-FRAMES THAT ARE PRONE TO FLEXING," "OUR BOX FRAME IS THE STRONGEST TRUCK FRAME WE'VE EVER BUILT." "JUST ONE MORE REASON" "IT'S THE TITAN OF TRUCKS." "GET THE SPEED YOU NEED FOR THE PRICE" "AND GET 75 DOLLARS CASH BACK" "FROM THE MOST COMPLETE PROVIDER FOR THE WAY YOU LIVE." "TV, BROADBAND, HOME PHONE AND WIRELESS." "BELLSOUTH IS NOW THE NEW ATT." "I DON'T THINK " "MAN!" "WE DESERVED TO LOSE." "IT WAS RIDICULOUS ALL THE" "MISTAKES WE MADE." "WE CAME OUT OF GATE SO MUCH" "FASTER THAN THEM." "WE SHOULD HAVE KILLED THOSE" "GUYS." "WELL DONE!" "OKAY." "JOHN, CONGRATULATIONS FOR" "HOISTING IT UP." "LOOK AT THAT." "OH, OH." "FINDING THE TREASURE IS" "ABSOLUTELY SURREAL." "I CAME THROUGH, THE TWO MAIN" "CHALLENGES OF THIS EXPEDITION" "WHICH WAS THE LOCK AND FINDING" "OF THE TREASURE." "I AM OUT HERE TO BE PIRATE" "MASTER." "THAT MEANS EVERYTHING." "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING" "ABOUT THIS TREASURE." "THIS PIECE IN TODAY'S VALUE" "$500." "THIS PIECE IS WORTH $100." "AND THE SMALL PIECE WAS WORTH" "$20." "COUNT YOUR GOLD." "COUNT IT OUT." "I PROBABLY DON'T MAKE MORE" "THAN $20,000, $25,000 FOR THE" "ENTIRE YEAR." "SO FOR ME THIS IS AN" "UNBELIEVABLE OPPORTUNITY TO" "STACK UP SOME MONEY AND ALLOW A" "LITTLE BIT OF CUSHION FOR WHEN I" "GO BACK HOME." "I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH GOLD." "HOW MUCH IS IT?" "$40,000." "SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US." "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT." "NOW." "I NEED YOU GUYS TO ELECT A" "CAPTAIN." "RIGHT NOW." "JD." "ALL RIGHT." "JOHN WAS A NATURAL FOR US TO" "BECOME THE CAPTAIN." "HE IS CALM, VERY, VERY BRIGHT." "YOU CAN TELL HE HAD A GAME PLAN" "KIND OF BEING A LEADER." "YES, JD." "JD." "IS IT AGREED?" "RAISE YOUR HAND." "ALL THE WAY." "JOHN?" "SOMEBODY NOMINATED ME." "EVERYBODY'S HAND GO UP LIKE A" "BUNCH." "JOHN IS NOT A TEAM PLAYER." "AND HE " "HE IS KIND OF THE BLACK SHEEP." "ALL RIGHT." "WE HAVE A MAJORITY." "MAJORITY RULES." "JOE DON IS CAPTAIN." "ACCORDING TO THE CODE, THE" "CAPTAIN GETS HALF OF THE" "TREASURE, $20,000 FOR YOU, SIR." "YOU CAN KEEP IT." "SHARE IT." "MAKE DEALS WITH IT." "WHATEVER YOU WANT." "NOW YOUR FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS" "AS CAPTAIN, JOE DON IS TO PICK" "TWO OFFICERS." "CHERYL." "AND BEN." "ALL RIGHT." "YOU TWO WILL SHARE IN HALF OF" "WHAT IS LEFT, $5,000 APIECE." "THE REST OF YOU WILL SPLIT THE" "REST." "WHICH I BELIEVE IS $2,000." "I HAVE SOME MORE NEWS." "JOHN, ALEXIS, KENDRA, AND LOUIE," "YOU HAVE NOW BEEN DEMOTED." "THE BLACK CREW NO LONGER EXISTS." "FROM NOW ON YOU MUST OBEY JOE" "DON'S ORDERS." "TAKE YOUR $2,000." "GET DOWNSTAIRS." "WELCOME HOME." "CONGRATULATIONS." "COME ON!" "WE GOT $2,000." "$2,000 EACH?" "JD GOT $20,000." "THE BLACK TEAM." "TWO OFFICERS." "GRISLY ADAMS, JD, WALKED AWAY" "WITH $20,000." "WE ALL WORKED TOGETHER." "AND THE WAY IT PLAYED OUT I WAS" "NOT HAPPY." "YOU KNOW, CAPTAIN." "SPLIT THAT UP EVENLY." "YEAH." "MY CALL." "WE VOTE FOR JD." "I WON THE WHOLE THING FOR YOU" "PEOPLE." "YOU WON THE WHOLE THING," "THANKS FOR THAT." "I WENT DOWN BELOW." "AND HE'S HAVING A FIT." "I AM JUST LIKE YOU GUYS ARE" "MORONS." "I WON IT FOR THE TEAM." "I PULLED THEM THROUGH THE WHOLE" "THING." "I DID EVERYTHING AND GOT" "NOTHING." "HERE IS YOUR HAT, COAT." "A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU." "YOUR LIFE HAS NOW BECOME A LOT" "EASIER FOR YOU AND YOUR TWO" "OFFICERS HERE, CHERYL AND BEN." "ON THIS KEY RING, THE KEY TO THE" "CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS." "OH." "OOH-OOH." "CAPTAIN." "IT'S YOUR SHIP." "CAPTAIN JOE DON." "AND MY TWO OFFICERS." "I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP." "US THREE ARE MOVING OUT OF HERE." "AND WE'RE MOVING INTO THERE." "OH, MY." "LET'S SEE IT." "COME ON." "THINGS ARE GOING TO CHANGE A" "WHOLE LOT." "A WHOLE LOT." "WHEN JOE DON CAME INTO" "AUTHORITY AT FIRST I THINK A LOT" "OF PEOPLE WERE NERVOUS BECAUSE" "HE DID KIND OF ERR ON THE SIDE" "OF ARROGANCE WHEN HE FIRST" "ADDRESSED EVERYBODY." "HE SAID THERE WERE GOING TO BE" "CHANGES ON THE SHIP." "OH, MY " "AARGH." "OH!" "THIS IS NICE." "SWEET." "OH, MY GOD." "CAN WE COME IN?" "WHOA!" "THAT'S HOW IT IS GOING TO BE." "HOLY MOLY." "HE WON'T BE CAPTAIN FOR LONG." "TWO DAYS, TWO DAYS WITH THAT" "ATTITUDE." "ONCE HE PUT ON THE CAPTAIN" "HAT." "JOE DON WENT TO ANOTHER WORLD." "HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE BOSS." "HE LIKES THE 50% PAY." "LOOK AT MY BED." "I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, IT" "FEELS RIGHT." "I LIKE THE NEW QUARTERS A" "LOT." "LIKE THEM A LOT." "IT'S BEAUTIFUL." "BEAUTIFUL." "I THOUGHT IT WAS BETTER TO HAVE" "MY FIRST TWO MATES WITH ME." "CAPTAIN JOE DON." "SPEND TIME IN THE CAPTAIN" "QUARTERS." "IT IS GOING TO BE WHERE I DO A" "LOT OF MY BUSINESS." "I WAS IN THE MILITARY." "SO I THINK THERE IS A NEED FOR" "SOME SORT OF ORDER ON THE SHIP" "RIGHT OFF THE BAT." "IN ORDER TO SAIL THE SHIP" "EFFECTIVELY AND FIND TREASURE," "THERE HAS GOT TO BE ORDER." "ALL RIGHT, CREW." "THIS IS OUR SHIP." "AND EVERYONE NOW HAS A PART TO" "MAKE IT RUN." "WE ARE GOING TO DO THE CLEAN-UP," "DO THE KITCHEN, WE DO THE" "WASHES, WE DO WHAT YOU ARE" "SUPPOSED TO DO OR WILL BE" "CONSEQUENCES, SEVERE" "CONSEQUENCES PER THE CAPTAIN." "JOE DON CANNOT HARM ME BY" "MAKING ME DO ANY CHORE ON THE" "SHIP." "I DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE." "I DON'T CARE WHAT NEEDS TO BE" "DONE." "I HAVE GOT NEWS FOR HIM, HIS" "DAYS ARE DEFINITELY NUMBERED IF" "I HAVE ANY SAY ABOUT IT." "NO CAPTAIN " "KEEP AWAY FROM THERE." "WALKING AROUND THE DECK IN" "CIRCLES." "BECAUSE I AM GOING TO GET HIM" "ONE DAY." "ANY DAY OF THE WEEK I WOULD" "RATHER STAND WITH THE CREW THAN" "THE CAPTAIN." "IF HE THINKS HE WILL GET 50% OF" "THE TREASURE EVERY TIME WE GO ON" "A TREASURE HUNT." "HE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING." "I AM WORKING TO GET JOE DON" "GONE." "YEAH, THIS IS TIGER WOODS." "OH, HELLO MR. WOODS." "HOW CAN I HELP YOU?" "UH, I FORGOT MY KEYS." "I REALLY NEED TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE CAR." "I CAN UNLOCK YOUR BUICK FROM HERE." "OH, PERFECT, THANKS!" "YOU'RE VERY WELCOME." "THANKS FOR CALLING ONSTAR." "GM ONSTAR." "HOW CAN I HELP YOU MS. RIPA?" "YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY HAVING THE BEST DAY," "AND NOW MY "CHECK ENGINE" LIGHT'S ON." "I'M NOT SURE WHY." "I'LL RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON YOUR YUKON DENALI NOW." "I'M SHOWING HERE IT'S YOUR GAS CAP." "DID YOU FILL UP RECENTLY?" "OOPS..." "HI, THIS IS JIMMY KIMMEL, AND MY, UH, CAR..." "MY PONTIAC SOLSTICE WAS JUST STOLEN." "OH, WE'LL CONNECT YOU TO THE LOCAL POLICE" "AND HELP THEM LOCATE YOUR VEHICLE." "YA KNOW WHAT?" "ACTUALLY, I'VE UH, APPREHENDED THE CRIMINALS, IT'S FINE." "THANK YOU." "HELLO?" "HEY HON..." "HEY, HONEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH CHASE?" "I..." "I DON'T KNOW, HE WON'T STOP CRYING..." "AWW, WHAT'S WRONG, CHASE?" "IT'S MOMMY." "WHO'S MOMMY'S LITTLE MAN?" "GET THE ONSTAR TREATMENT," "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE." "ONSTAR ACTIVE." "ON GM VEHICLES FOR GM DRIVERS." "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT TASK FOR" "YOU GUYS." "TONIGHT'S PIRATE COURT." "AS CAPTAIN ONE OF YOUR" "RESPONSIBILITIES NOW IS TO" "CHOOSE THREE PIRATES." "MARK THEM WITH A BLACK SPOT." "TONIGHT IN PIRATE'S COURT THE" "THREE PIRATES WILL HAVE AN" "OPPORTUNITY TO DEFEND THEMSELVES" "BEFORE THEIR FELLOW PIRATES CAST" "THEIR BALLOT." "AND ONE OF THE THREE, THE VOYAGE" "WILL END." "A TRUE TEST OF YOUR LEADERSHIP." "BECAUSE IF THE FELLOW PIRATES" "RISE UP AS ONE AND MEET AGAINST" "YOU AND IF YOUR OFFICERS AGREE" "IT'S YOU THAT IS GOING TO BE" "GONE AND YOUR JOURNEY WILL END." "13, THREE ARE MARKED WITH A" "BLACK SPOT." "CHOOSE ONE." "BEAK THE CAPTAIN OF THE " "BEING THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP" "COMES A RESPONSIBILITY." "I MIGHT HAVE TO BREAK SOME" "HEARTS." "I HAVE TO HURT SOME SPIRITS." "THAT'S JUST THE NAME OF THE GAME" "RIGHT NOW." "I HAVE GOT TO CHOOSE." "AND IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY." "I HAVE ONE INDIVIDUAL I WANT OFF" "THE SHIP." "JOHN HAS GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE" "PERIOD." "JOHN HAS RUBBED ME WRONG FROM" "DAY ONE." "HE IS OFF IN HIS OWN WORLD." "HE DOES HIS OWN THING." "I CAN'T HAVE ANY ROOM FOR THAT" "ON MY SHIP." "LET'S JUST PICK." "I WOULD AGREE WITH THAT." "WHEN I WAS OUT ON DECK HE WAS" "TALKING MUTINY." "THAT'S OUR GREATEST THREAT." "PERFECT PUTTING HIM ON THE" "SPOT." "HAVE THE VOTE." "LOUIE WAS PLANNING HIS OWN" "KIND OF MUTINY THING WHICH" "SURPRISED US." "SO BY US PUTTING HIM ON THE" "TARGET LIST WOULD PREVENT HIM" "FROM DOING ANY CRAZY VOTING," "BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WITH THE" "BLACK MARK DO NOT GET A VOTE." "WAIT TILL THE CAPTAIN SEES ME" "NOW." "LOUIE, WE NEED ONE OTHER" "PERSON." "HOW ABOUT A FEMALE?" "YEAH, I WAS THINKING MAYBE" "JOY." "MY FIRST THOUGHT IS JOY." "SHE IS SO ANIMATED." "AND " "WELL-LIKED." "ONE SHEEP OUT THERE." "BUT SHEEP SOME TIMES GET " "SO BE IT." "CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION" "PLEASE." "THE CAPTAIN HAS GIVEN US ORDERS" "THAT WE ARE GOING TO COURT." "EACH OF YOU WILL RECEIVE A" "LETTER." "THE OFFICERS CAME UP." "THEY SAID WE WERE GETTING" "PREPARED FOR PIRATE'S COURT." "IF YOU HAD A BLACK SPOT ON YOUR" "LETTER THAT MEANT THAT YOU COULD" "BE CUT ADRIFT." "AND IF YOU ALL DECIDE" "TOGETHER YOU CAN DECLARE MUTINY" "AND THE CAPTAIN WILL BE CUT" "AWAY." "MUTINY IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE" "IN THE PICTURE." "BECAUSE EVERYBODY HERE HAS" "STRONG PERSONALITIES." "I THINK THE FACT THAT THE" "CAPTAIN GETS HALF OF ALL" "TREASURE." "THAT RUBS SOME PEOPLE." "PLEASE COME AND GET YOUR" "LETTER." "ALEXIS." "WE WERE ALL HANDED A PAPER" "WITH A STAMP." "EVERYBODY GOT A LITTLE NERVOUS," "I WAS LIKE, OH." "LOUIE." "YOU MAY PROCEED TO OPEN THEM." "YOUR CAPTAIN HAS MARKED YOU" "WITH A BLACK SPOT." "AT TONIGHT'S PROCEEDINGS YOU" "ALONG WITH TWO OTHERS WILL" "DEFEND YOURSELF BEFORE THE" "SHIPMATES." "THE CAPTAIN CHOSE THREE CREW" "MEMBERS TO GET THE BLACK SPOT." "ME, JOY, AND JOHN." "THE BIG BLACK SPOT." "I KNEW THIS WAS COMING." "ME AND THE CAPTAIN DON'T GET" "ALONG." "I THINK IT APPLIES NOT TO BAD" "MOUTH THE CAPTAIN ANYMORE." "I'M JUST PRETTY HURT RIGHT" "NOW." "AND IF IT IS MY TIME TO GO OUT I" "WANT TO GO OUT WITH MY HEAD UP" "HIGH AND MY SHOULDERS BACK." "AND KNOW THAT THROUGH THE" "VOYAGE." "BECAUSE THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY" "ESSENTIAL TO THE EXPEDITION AND" "THE KEY TO THE REMAINDER OF THE" "$1 MILLION." "I WANT YOU TO DO WHAT YOU" "FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO." "NOW THAT I HAVE THE" "COMPASSES, LOGICALLY IT MAKES" "SENSE FOR EVERYBODY TO KEEP ME" "IN THE GAME AND GET RID OF JOE" "DON." "I HAVE CONTROL OVER ALL" "NAVIGATION." "ANY CREW THAT I AM ON WINS." "TONIGHT, I THINK THE ONLY OPTION" "IS, TO GO FOR MUTINY BY TAKING" "THE COMPASS AND SAYING, LOOK IF" "YOU DON'T GET RID OF JOE DON AND" "LEAVE ME IN THE GAME, THEN IT'S" "OVER." "ALL PIRATES TO MIDSHIP." "MARKED PIRATES COME DOWN HERE." "JOHN, JOY, LOUIE." "PIRATES COURT, THIS IS THE TIME" "AND PLACE WHERE ALL OF YOU WILL" "GET TO HAVE A SAY." "THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS" "TONIGHT ONE OF YOU WILL BE CUT" "ADRIFT AND YOUR VOYAGE WILL END." "CAPTAIN AND HIS OFFICERS HAVE" "CHOSEN YOU THREE PIRATES WITH A" "BLACK SPOT FOR JUDGMENT." "YOU WILL GET YOUR TIME TO DEFEND" "YOURSELVES." "THE REST OF YOU PIRATES HOLD THE" "POWER." "WHEN YOU CHOOSE ONE OF THESE" "THREE, TO BE CUT ADRIFT, OR WILL" "YOU RISE AS ONE AND MUTINY" "AGAINST YOUR CAPTAIN?" "HE COULD BE CUT ADRIFT." "HIS VOYAGE MAY END." "THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO" "DECIDE TONIGHT." "PIRATES COURT IS IN SESSION." "OUR THREE MARKED PIRATES WILL" "NOW DEFEND YOURSELVES." "WHEN I CALL YOU, CONVINCE YOUR" "FELLOW CREW MEMBERS OF YOUR" "WORTH ON THE SHIP." "LOUIE?" "YOU'RE FIRST." "MAKE YOUR CASE." "A CREW, AND SISTERS AT SEA," "YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU." "I KNOW YOU LOVE ME." "IF YOU CUT ME ADRIFT." "I'LL MISS YOU AS MUCH AS YOU'LL" "MISS ME." "AS A WORTHY SEAMAN I DON'T MIND" "BEING A SWAB, A SWAB IS A STRONG" "MAN." "ALL I WANT IS PAY." "FOR MY JOB WELL DONE." "JOY, YOU'RE NEXT, MAKE YOUR" "CASE." "YOU MAY LOOK AT ME SAY, SHE" "NOT A WORTHY PIRATE, SHE NOT A" "WORTHY SEAMAN." "I PROVED YOU WRONG AND I WILL" "GIVE YOU FIGHT TO THE END." "I DIDN'T LIKE EVERY DECISION" "THAT WAS MADE." "BUT IN EACH THING THAT I DID, I" "DID IT TO THE UTMOST ABILITY" "WITH A LAUGH OR WHATEVER." "I'M NOT READY TO GO." "I DON'T THINK Y'ALL ARE READY" "FOR ME TO GO EITHER." "SO WE GOING TO DO THIS TOGETHER." "JOHN?" "MAKE YOUR CASE." "WELL, I WOULD SAY THAT FOR" "MYSELF, I KNOW WHY I AM ON THE" "LINE." "I DID NOT VOTE FOR JOE DON WHEN" "THE TREASURE WAS SPLIT UP WHEN" "THE CREW SAID THEY WANTED HIM TO" "BE THE CAPTAIN." "THAT MAKES ME DANGEROUS." "AND HE HAS BEEN DEFENSIVE ABOUT" "IT THE WHOLE TIME." "BASICALLY, I DO THINK THE" "CAPTAIN SHOULD GO." "AND I HAVE A VERY CONVINCING" "ARGUMENT FOR IT." "THESE COME PASSES ARE THE ONLY" "COMPASSES, YOUR ONLY" "NAVIGATIONAL AID." "I HAVE THEM." "IF I GO, THEY GO." "DO YOU REALLY WANT LOUIE TO GO?" "DO YOU REALLY WANT JOY TO GO?" "DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LOSE THE" "COMPASSES?" "OR DO YOU WANT TO SEND OFF THE" "GUY THAT TOOK $20,000 AND GAVE" "EVERYBODY ELSE ADDITIONAL DUTIES" "AND ZERO DOLLARS FOR DOING THAT" "DUTY?" "$20,000." "THAT'S 50% SHARE." "SO LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING " "IS IT REALLY WORTH RUNNING" "AROUND THE JUNGLE AND NOT" "FINDING THIS TREASURE OR MAYBE" "CONSIDER THAT THE CAPTAIN SHOULD" "HAVE BEEN THE ONE RECEIVING THE" "BLACK SPOT." "JOHN IS CALLING FOR A MUTINY." "HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?" "AT NIGHT, THE BIG DIPPER" "POINTS TO THE NORTH STAR." "IF YOU KNOW WHERE NORTH IS, YOU" "KNOW WHERE SOUTH IS." "YOU KNOW WHERE EAST AND WEST" "ARE." "IN THE DAY, PUT A STICK IN THE" "MUD, IT CASTS A SHADOW." "MARKED END OF THE SHADOW." "WAIT 30 MINUTES." "IT WILL CAST ANOTHER SHADOW." "DRAW A LINE BETWEEN THE TWO YOU" "HAVE EAST AND WEST." "THEN YOU KNOW WHAT NORTH AND" "SOUTH IS." "I DON'T NEED YOUR COMPASSES." "AND I DON'T NEED YOU." "JD, WHICH WAY POINTS NORTH?" "I HAVE NO IDEA." "PERHAPS WE MIGHT BE FURTHER" "SOUTH THAN WE CAN SEE AT THIS" "TIME." "IN THE DAYTIME, IT'S SIMPLE." "PIECE OF CAKE." "IT'S BEEN A LOT SAID." "IT'S TIME TO HOLD THE BALLOT." "YOU TEN HAVE THE POWER." "YOU CHOOSE TO CUT ONE OF THE" "THREE MARKED PIRATES ADRIFT?" "OR WILL YOU RISE UNANIMOUSLY AND" "MUTINY AGAINST YOUR CAPTAIN?" "EACH OF YOU HAVE FOUR CARDS IN" "YOUR WALLET." "ONE FOR EACH OF THESE PIRATES," "AND A MUTINY CARD." "COME UP ONE BY ONE AND PLACE THE" "BALLOTS ON THE DAGGER." "TEN PIRATES, TEN BALLOTS." "LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE." "YOU MADE A VERY CLEAR" "DECISION." "J" "JOY, REJOIN YOUR CREW." "YOUR VOYAGE CONTINUES." "LOUIE, REJOIN THE CREW." "IT'S BETWEEN YOU, CAPTAIN, AND" "JOHN." "THIS DECISION WAS UNANIMOUS." "JOHN, YOUR VOYAGE HAS ENDED." "YOU WILL BE CUT ADRIFT." "PIRATES COURT IS ADJOURNED." "CAPTAIN, IT IS YOUR SHIP." "COME DOWN AND CUT THIS MAN" "ADRIFT." "NOBODY REALLY CARED ABOUT THE" "COMPASSES." "THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE A" "MISTAKE." "YOU KNOW, BUT IT IS MY" "LAST-DITCH EFFORT." "THOUGHT IT WAS A PRETTY STRONG" "MOVE." "BUT REALLY DIDN'T END UP SWAYING" "ANYBODY." "I CAN'T REALLY BE BITTER ABOUT" "THAT." "YOU KNOW I LIKE TO PLAY BIG AND" "PLAY HARD." "AND YOU KNOW JUST GOING FOR IT" "ALL." "WE'RE FIRING UP THE GRILL WITH TWO NEW SEAFOOD CREATIONS." "LIKE OUR FIRE-GRILLED SPLIT MAINE LOBSTER TAILS..." "SERVED WITH TENDER JUMBO SHRIMP SKEWERS..." "BRUSHED WITH A DECADENT GARLIC BUTTER SAUCE." "OR TRY OUR NEW GRILLED CITRUS SEA SCALLOPS..." "WITH JUMBO SHRIMP SKEWERS " "BOTH WITH OUR FRESH CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS AND SALAD." "FOR A LIMITED TIME, ONLY AT RED LOBSTER." "WELCOME TO NOW." "RIGHT NOW, IT'S LOUD AND CLEAR" "YOU'RE SKIPPING BREAKFAST TO LOSE WEIGHT." "GOOD THING YOU KNOW" "RESEARCH SHOWS WOMEN WHO EAT BREAKFAST," "LIKE THE SPECIAL K BREAKFAST," "ACTUALLY WEIGH LESS." "THE SPECIAL K BREAKFAST:" "A BOWL OF SPECIAL K RED BERRIES," "FRUIT AND COFFEE -- ALL FOR LESS THAN 250 CALORIES." "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE" "BETWEEN SKIPPING BREAKFAST TO WEIGH LESS" "AND ACTUALLY EATING BREAKFAST TO WEIGH LESS?" "NOW YOU KNOW." "THE DIFFERENCE IS K." "ON THE NEXT "PIRATE" "MASTER" " "THE POWER OF CAPTAIN GOES TO" "JOE DON'S HEAD." "THE CREW HAS GOT NO FOOD." "JOE DON BRIBES JAY TO BE HIS" "INSIDE MAN." "THE ONLY THING I WANT IS THE" "LOOT." "AND AN INJURY JEOPARDIZES" "EVERYTHING."