"It's hormonal." "I mean, I don't usually fall back on, you know," "Women's issues, but..." "But child-proofed how?" "Gates and stuff?" "Dude, she did the drawers." "We don't even know if this whole fertility thing is going to work." "She screwed in these little jobbies where you can't even open the drawers." " At all?" " No." "They open, you know, like an inch." "Then you gotta dig your finger in." "I mean, it's a nightmare." "I guess sooner or later..." "Yeah, well, a lot later." "She did the upper cabinets." "The kid'll be 30 before he can reach 'em," "Assuming, you know, we have a kid." "Attention..." "It is natural for her to feel protective." "Don't even..." "You have women's issues." "Please." "You of all people." "Oh, come on, it's a jinx." "It..." "It guarantees that we won't get pregnant." "And it takes me about 20 minutes to get a fuckin' beer." "Guys, guys, Stockholm went south." "Seriously?" "I thought they were looking good." "What cracked?" "I haven't seen the footage." "Word is just going around." "Well, it's never been a stable scenario." "Everyone knows you can't trust Swedes." "That means there's just japan..." "Japan and us." "It's not the first time it's come down to that." " Japan has a perfect record." " We're #2." "We try harder." " Guys, if we fail..." " Please, we haven't had a glitch since '98." "We know what we're doing, lin." "Or we have it written down..." "somewhere." "You guys better not be messing around in there." "Ooh, does this mean you're not in the betting pool this year?" "Big money." "I am just saying it's a key scenario." "No, I hear what you're saying." "In '98, it was the Chem Department's fault, right?" "Where do you work again?" "Wait, it's coming back to me now." "It's gonna be a long weekend if everyone's that puckered up." "So you wanna come over Monday night?" "I'm gonna pick up some power drills, liberate my cabinets." "Are you even listening to me?" "# You never get that taste out of your mouth #" "# You never get the paw print out of the hen house now #" "# And you can't go back the same way you came #" "# Round all the pieces up #" "# But they just don't fit the same #" "# Right now 'cause maybe it's not so bad #" "# So let your hair down now... #" "Ugh!" "Professor Fuckwad." "Why haven't you stuck that asshole's picture on the dartboard yet?" "It's not that simple." "Oh, my god." " Your hair..." "It's blond." " Very fabulous, no?" " I can't believe you did it." " But very fabulous, right?" "Hurry up with the "very fabulous"." "I'm getting insecure about it now." "Oh, god." "No, no." "It looks awesome." " Curt's gonna lose it." " Oh, Curt's gonna thank me." "And so will you while we are burning this picture." "Oh, not ready." "Seriously, this isn't his fault." "What's not his fault?" "Fucking his student or breaking up with her by email?" " I knew what I was getting into." " Oh, please." "You know what you're getting into this weekend?" "This." "And if Holden's as cute as Curt says he is," "Possibly getting out of it." "That is the last thing that I want." "If you guys treat this like a set-Up, I'm gonna have no fun at all." "I'm not pushing." "But we're packing this." "Which means we definitely won't have room for..." "What if I get bored?" "These'll help?" ""Soviet economic structures"?" ""Aftermath of the ca... " No." "We have a lake and a cake." "No more learning!" "Think fast." "Ooh, faster than that." "Sorry, sorry." "Move along." " Nice!" " Is that Holden?" "we'll be right down!" "He just transferred from state." "Best hands on the team." "He's a sweet guy." " And he's good with his hands." " Hey!" "I'm kind of seeing this girl," "But you're way blonder than she is." "But I was thinking, you know, maybe..." "What is this?" "What are these?" "What are you doing with these?" "Okay, I get it." "I'll leave the books." "No, no." "Who gave you these?" "Who taught you about these?" "I learned it from you, okay?" "I learned it from watching you!" "Okay, seriously, professor Bennett..." "He covers this whole book in his lectures." "You should read this." "Gurovsky." "Now, this is way more interesting." "Also, Bennett doesn't know it by heart," "So he'll think you're insightful." "And you have no pants." "Oh, shit!" " That pretty much it?" " Fuckin' better be." "You know, Jules, it's a weekend, not an evacuation." "Trust me when I say there is nothing in those cases you won't be glad I brought." "I'm shutting right up." "Oh, my god." "# In the backseat screaming out loud #" "# In the backseat screaming out... #" "Marty." "What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?" "People in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner." "That's what I have to say." "Do you want to spend the weekend in jail?" "'Cause we'd all like to check out my cousin's country home." "Marty, honey, that's not okay." "Statistical fact:" "Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car." "Why?" "They fear this man." "They know he sees farther than they," "And he will bind them with ancient logics." "Have you gone gray?" "You're not bringing that thing in the rambler." "What?" "A giant bong in your father's van?" "What are you, stoned?" "Hey, man." "Dana, you fetching minx!" "Do you have any food?" "Everybody ready?" " Whoo!" " Yeah!" " Yeah?" " Okay, I'm ready." "Let's get this show on the road." "Fuck, yeah!" "# The static comes in slow #" "# You can feel it grow #" "# Our stream of conscience flows... #" "The nest is empty." "We're right on time." "I hope this is the right road." "It doesn't even show up on the G.P.S." "It is unworthy of global positioning." "That's the whole point..." "Get off the grid, right?" "No cell phone reception," "No traffic cameras." "Go someplace for one goddamn weekend where they can't globally position my ass, man." "You can..." "This is the whole issue." "Is society crumbling, Marty?" "No, society is binding." "Right?" "It's filling in the cracks with concrete." "Everything's filed or recorded or blogged, right?" "Chips in our kids' heads so they won't get lost?" "Society needs to crumble." "We're all just too chicken shit to let it." "I've missed your rants." "You will come to see things my way." " Identification, please." " Security team 6..." "Mr. Sitterson." "Mr. Hadley." "Thank you." " What's your name?" " Daniel Truman, sir." "This isn't the military, Truman." "You can drop the "sir"." "But Sitterson does like to be called ma'am." " Or honey toes." " He will also answer to honey toes." "You clear on what's going to be happening here?" "I've been prepped extensively." "And did they tell you that being prepped" " is not the same thing as being prepared?" " They told me." " I'll hold my post, Mr. Hadley." " Good man." "Okay, system's online." "Acquiring target." "Let's see what we got." "All right." "I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards." "I don't think it knows about money." "I think it's barter gas." "Hello?" "say, Holden." "Holden!" "I don't think there's gonna be any..." "You come here uninvited?" "Fuck!" "Dude." "Sign says "closed"." "We were looking to buy some gas." "Does this pump work?" "If you know how to work it." "We also wanted to get directions." " Yeah, we're looking for..." "What's it called?" " Tillerman road." "Do you know if it's this way?" "Tillerman road takes you up the hill there," "Dead ends at the old Buckner place." "My cousin bought a house up there." "You go through, like, a mountain tunnel; there's a lake." " Would that be the..." " Buckner place." "Always someone looking to sell that plot." "You knew the original owners?" "Yeah, not the first." "I seen plenty come and go." " Hell, I been here since the war." " Which war?" "You know damn well which war." "Would that have been with the blue and some in gray," "Brother perhaps fighting against brother in that war?" "You sassin' me, boy?" "You were rude to my friend." "That whore?" "What'd you say?" "I think we got enough gas." "You got enough to get you there." "Getting back..." "That's your concern." "Well, good luck with your business, sir." "I know the railroad's coming through here any day now." "That's gonna be big." "Streets paved with actual street." "Fucker." "Guys, take a look." "This must be it." "Oh, my god, it's, uh, beautiful." "One spider and I'm sleeping in the rambler." "I mean it." "Come on, give me a hand." "Ho ho!" "This is awesome." "It is kinda cool." "Hey, you gonna kill us a raccoon to eat?" "I'll use its skin to make a cap." "Everybody get your suits on." " In 10 minutes, we're hitting the lake." " Yeah." "I was not informed there would be calisthenics." "Yeah, I don't think so." "Whoa." "No way." "Nah..." "Ah, shit." "Um, this is happening." "Uh..." "Hold up!" "You've got to be fucking kidding me." "That's just creepy." "It was pioneer days." "People had to make their own interrogation rooms." "Who did your cousin buy this place from?" "We should check the rest of the rooms and make sure this is the only one." "'Cause you know Marty wants to watch us pounding away." "I didn't even like hearing that." "Don't be an ape, Curt." "How about we switch?" "Not that I'd..." "I mean, I'd put the picture back," "But you might feel better if we switched rooms." "I really would." "Thanks for, uh, being decent." "It's the least I could do since Curt and Jules sold you to me for marriage." "Um, they're not subtle." "Well, I'll just be flattered and keep it to myself." "Yeah, I'm not looking for..." "But I'm still grateful that you're not a creep." "Let's not jump to any conclusions there." "I had kind of an internal debate about showing you the mirror..." "Shouting on both sides, blood was spilled." "So you're bleeding internally." "Pretty bad." "Well, Jules is pre-Med." "You should probably talk to her." "Uh, o-Okay." "Whoa." "Oh." "Ooh, ooh, ooh." "Yeah, I don't think so." "Yeah..." "Very clean, Curt..." "You gonna get the rest?" "Are you gonna help?" "I gotta say, I like my room." "Places, everyone." "We are live." "Engineering, we've got a room change..." "Polk is now in 2, McCrea is in 4." "Operations, do you copy?" "We need a scenario adjustment." " I'll have it back to you in 15." " Miss lin." "We've got the blood work back on louden." "Her levels are good, but we're recommending a 50mg bump of Rhohyptase to increase libido." " Sold." " Do we pipe it in or do you want to do it orally?" "Oh, ask me that again, only slower." "You're a pig." "Guess how we're slowing down cognition." "I don't know." " The hair dye." " Dumb blonde." " Very artistic." " Works its way into the blood through the scalp..." "Very gradual." "The Chem Department keeps their end up." "I'll see it when I believe it." " Control?" " Yeah, go ahead." "Uh, I have the harbinger on line 2." "Oh, Christ." "Can you take a message?" "Uh, I don't think so." "He's really pushy." "Um, to be honest, he's kind of freaking me out." "Okay, put him on." "Mordecai, baby, what's happening?" "How's the weather up top?" "The lambs have passed through the gate." "They are come to the killing floor." "Well, you're doing a great job out there." "By the numbers, man." "You got us started off just right." "So we'll talk to you later, okay?" "Their blind eyes see nothing of the horrors to come." "Their ears are stopped." "They are the gods' fools." "Well, that's how it works." "Cleanse them." "Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin." "Bathe them in the crimson of..." "Am I on speakerphone?" "No, absolutely not." "Speakerphone?" "No." "No, I wouldn't do that." "Yes, I am." "I can hear the echo." "Oh, my god." "You're right." "Hang on one second." "I'll take you off." "That's rude." "I don't know who's in the room." "Fine, there..." "You're off." "Thank you." "Don't take this lightly, boy." "It wasn't all by your numbers." "The fool nearly derailed the invocation with his insolence." "The ancient ones see everything." "And they will not be..." "I'm still on speakerphone, aren't i?" "Oh, my god, Mordecai!" "I can't believe it." "It did it again." "Mordy?" "What happens next?" "Whoo!" "Ah!" "Oh, that's cold!" "Whoo, that's what cold feels like!" "Yeah, how cold?" "Is it worth it?" "Come on, Jules." "Life is risk." "Yeah, I might just risk laying out in the sun for a while." "Boo." " Hey, what is that?" " What?" " In the lake right there." " Oh, come on." "Guys, I'm serious, right there." "There, there!" "God, it looks just like my girlfriend." "Oh, my god!" "There's something else in the lake." " It's a gorgeous man!" " I'm gonna kill you!" "Don't kill the gorgeous man." "We're endangered." "All right, last chance." "It's post time." "Dig deep, people." "Betting windows are closing." "Okay, who's still out?" "Uh, let's see..." "We've got Engineering, we've got RD," " And we've got Electrical." " Did you see who they picked?" "They're practically giving their money away." "You should talk, Aquaman." " What do you mean?" " Aw, nothing." "Okay, all right." "I'm not even sure we have one of these." "Zoology swears we do." "Well, they'd know." "Okay, all right, people." "Hey, what do you got?" "No, they've already been picked." "What?" "No." "Who took them?" " Maintenance." " Maintenance?" " They pick the same thing every year." " What do you want from me?" "If they were creative, they wouldn't be in maintenance." "Now, you're gonna have to split this if you win." "You wanna switch?" "Um, I don't know." "I don't know." "What do you think?" "More than anything I just want this moment to end." "Not betting?" "Not for me." "Thanks." "Seems a little harsh, doesn't it?" "It's just people letting off steam." "This job isn't easy, however those clowns may behave." "Does the director..." "Do they know about this downstairs?" "The director doesn't care about this stuff," "As long as everything goes smoothly upstairs," "As long as the kids do as they are told..." "But then it's fixed." "No, no, no." "How can you wager on this when you control the outcome?" "No, we just get them in the cellar." "They take it from there." "No, they have to make the choice of their own free will." "Otherwise the system doesn't work." "Just like the harbinger." "He's this creepy old fuck," "Practically wears a sign:" ""You will die"." "Why do we put him there?" "The system." "They have to choose to ignore him," "And they have to choose what happens in the cellar." "Yeah, we rig the game as much as we need to," "But in the end, they don't transgress..." "They can't be punished." "So what's it going to be, Truman?" "You in?" "Window's closing." "I'm fine." "Okay, that's it, gang." "The board is locked!" "Oh, let's get this party started." "Let's get this party started!" "Okay, who wants some beer?" "Here you go." "Okay, my turn." "Jules?" "Mmm?" "Truth or dare?" " Let's go dare." " All right." "I dare you to make out with..." "Please say Dana." "Please say Dana." "Please say Dana." "...that moose over there." "Marty, have you ever seen a moose before?" "Whatever that mysterious beast is." " That's a wolf." " That's clearly a wolf." "I'm living in a womb of reefer." "Leave me alone." "Jules, I dare you to make out with that wolf." "No problem." "Who?" "Me?" "Why, yes, I am new in town." "How did you know?" "Oh, my god, that is so sweet of you to say." "I just colored it, in fact." "No, no, no, there's no need to huff and puff." "I'll let you come in." "Oh." "Thank you." "Yeah, baby!" " Now then, Dana?" " Truth." "What's that supposed to mean?" "I'm just skipping ahead." "You're gonna say "dare"." "She's gonna dare you to do something you don't like." "And then you'll puss out and say that you wanted truth all along." "Really?" "Okay, Jules, dare." "What the hell was that?" "It's the cellar door." "The wind must have blown it open." "Uh, that makes what kind of sense?" "What do you think is down there?" "Why don't we find out?" "Dana..." "I dare you." "How long do I have to stay down here?" "Oh, you know, just till morning." " Ah!" " Dana?" "You okay?" "Yeah." "Sorry, I just scared myself." "Well, you called for help." "That voids the dare." "Take your top off." "What?" "I didn't make up the rules." "Oh, my god." "Look at all this." "Uh, guys..." "I'm not sure it's awesome to be down here." " Guys?" " Dude, seriously," "Your cousin is into some weird shit." "Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure this ain't his." "Maybe it was the people who put in that mirror thing." "Some of this stuff looks really old." "It's beautiful." "Maybe we should go back upstairs." "I dare you all to go upstairs." "Guys?" "Guys, listen to this." ""April 4th." "Father was cross with me and said I lacked the true faith." "I wish I could prove my devotion as Judah and Matthew proved on those travelers. "" "What is that?" "Diary of Anna Patience Buckner, 1903." ""Mama screamed most of the night." "I prayed that she might find faith," "But she only stopped when papa cut her belly and stuffed the coals in." "Judah told me in my dream that Matthew took him to the black room, so I know he is killed." "I want to understand the glory of the pain like Matthew," "But cutting the flesh makes him have a husband's bulge and I do not get like that. "" " Jesus, can we not..." " No, go on." " Why?" " I want to know." ""I have found it..." "In the oldest books, the way of saving our family." "My good arm is hacked up and 'et' so I hope this will be readable." "But a believer will come and speak this to our spirits." "Then we will be restored and the great pain will return. "" "And then..." "Then there's something in Latin." "Okay, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here." "Do not read the Latin." "Read it." " What the fuck?" " Read it out loud." "No, no, no." "Stop being a fucking baby." " Curt." " It's a diary." "It doesn't even mean anything." "Dana." "We have a winner!" "It's the buckers, ladies and gentlemen." "The buckers pull a "W"." "All right, that means that congratulations go to Maintenance who share the pot with Ronald the intern." " Yeah!" "Whoo!" " Wait, that's not fair." "I had zombies, too." "Yes, you did." "Yes, you had zombies." "But this is "zombie redneck torture family"." "See?" "They're entirely separate species." "It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal." "There's always next year." "They're like something from a nightmare." "No, they're something nightmares are from." "Everything in our stable is remnant of the old world," "Courtesy of you know who." "Monsters?" "Magic?" "Gods?" "You get used to it." "Should you?" "Oh, man, I'm sorry." " He had the conch in his hands." " I know." "You know, a couple more minutes," "Who knows what might have happened?" "I am never gonna see a merman, ever." "Dude, be thankful." "Those things are terrifying." "And the clean-Up on 'em is a nightmare." "So the Buckners again." "Well, they may be zombified," "Pain-Worshipping backwoods idiots." "But they're our zombified, pain-Worshipping backwoods idiots." " With 100% clearance rate." " True." "So should we call japan?" "Tell them to take the rest of the weekend off?" "Yeah, right." "They're Japanese." "What are they gonna do, relax?" "I'd just like to see them fall on their asses for once." "God, don't even joke." "Every other branch has air-Balled." "We need the Japanese crew to get it done." "There's too much riding on this." "# Can't get you out of my head #" "# Thinking about you while I'm lying in bed #" "# Your fingertips are craving, got me misbehaving #" "# And all I want to do is scream your name out #" "# I want your desire... #" "Fuck, yeah, baby." "This is so classy." "Come on, like you wouldn't want a piece of that." "Can we not talk about people and pieces anymore tonight?" "Oh, are you feeling lonely, Marty?" "Marty and I were sweeties in our freshman hall." "We made out once." "I never did buy that ring." "But we're still..." "Close." "I have a theory about all this." "That's our cue to bail." "Tommy Chong here has a theory." "Come on, baby." "Don't worry, you can tell it to egghead here if he's not too busy devirginizing Dana." "Jules, do you want to go lie down?" "That's exactly the point." "Come on." " Mush, mush!" " Don't push me around." "Not around, baby." "It's a straight line." "You seriously believe nothing weird is going on?" "Conspiracy?" "The way everybody is acting." "Why is Jules suddenly a celebutard?" "And since when does Curt pull this alpha-Male bullshit?" "I mean, he's a sociology major." "He's on full academic scholarship and now he's calling his friend an egghead?" "Curt's just drunk." "I've seen Curt drunk." "Jules, too." "Well, then, maybe it's something else." "What?" "You're not seeing what you don't want to see." "Puppeteers." "Puppeteers?" "Pop-Tarts?" "Did you say you have pop-Tarts?" "Marty, I love you, but you're really high." "We are not who we are." "I'm gonna go read a book with pictures." "Thank you." ""The pain outlives the flesh." "The flesh returns or re..." "Has a meeting place. "" "What is that?" "The Latin that you read..." "You speak Latin?" "Not well." "Not since 10th grade." "Weird how it all comes back." "Well, it's a weird kind of night." "I'm sorry about tonight." "Everybody..." "Do I lose points if I tell you I'm having a pretty nice time?" "No." "You can tell me that." "What are you running away for?" "Ah!" "Don't spill on me." "Oh, did I get a little beer on your shirt?" "I guess it'll have to come off, huh?" " Not here." " Oh, baby, come on." "We're all alone." "I'm chilly." "Okay, guys, that's it." "Let's go." "We've got a job to do." "Your basic human needs disgust me." "Get out of here." "Do we have temperature control in this sector?" "On it." "Engaging pheromone mists." "It's so dark." "Take me inside." "Baby, come on, this is why we came here." "It's romantic." "Okay, baby, let's see some boobies." "Show us the goods." "Does it really matter if we see..." "We're not the only ones watching, kid." "Gotta keep the customer satisfied." "You understand what's at stake here?" "Oh." "Score." "Jules!" "Fuck." " Curt!" " Ah!" "Oh, fuck." "Curt!" "No." "No." "What are you..." "What are you gonna do to me?" " No!" " Curt!" "This we offer in humility and fear for the blessed peace of your eternal slumber." " As it ever was." " As it ever was." "Nemo, man, you gotta wake up." "Your shit is topsy-Turvy." "I'm gonna go for a walk." "Okay, I swear to fucking god somebody is talking." "Or I'm pretty sure someone is." "Oh." "I'm gonna go for a walk." "Enough!" "What are you saying, huh?" "What do you want?" "You think I'm a puppet, huh?" "You think I'm a puppet," "Gonna do a little fuckin' puppet dance?" "I'm the boss of my own brain, so give it up." "I'm gonna go for a walk." "I don't want to..." "I mean, I've never..." "I don't mean "never"." "Hey, nothing you don't want." "He's got a husband bulge." "I thought there'd be stars." "We are abandoned." " Ah!" " Fuckin' run!" " Whoa!" " Curt!" "Dead bitch." "Jesus!" "What the fuck?" "Curt, what the fuck?" " Where are you hurt?" "Is all of this from you?" " Hold on, hold on!" " Where's..." " Curt, you're okay." "Where's Jules?" "She's gone." "We gotta get out of here." "No!" "No, wait." " Dana, don't open that." " I'm not leaving here without Jules." "That dead girl's out there!" "Dana, come on!" " What is that thing?" " Fuck." " I don't know, but there's more of them." " More of them?" "I saw a young girl," "All zombied like him." "But she was missing an arm." "Oh, my god." "Patience." "The diary." " Look, we gotta lock this place down." " He's right." "We'll go room by room, barricade every window and door." "We gotta play it safe." "No matter what happens, we have to stay together." " Fuck!" " Calm down." "Watch the master work." " This isn't right." " What?" "What's the matter?" "Th..." "This isn't right." "We should split up." "We can cover more ground that way." "Yeah." "Yeah, good idea." "Really?" "Guys..." "You guys, get in your rooms." "Lock 'em in." "Huh?" "What..." "What the fuck?" "Ah!" "Shit." "Oh." "What the..." "What the fuck?" "Uh-Oh, that's not good." "Out of the way." "Out of the way." "Out of the way." "Chem Department, I need 500 ccs of Thorazine pumped into room 3." " No, no, no, no, no, no." " Stand by, chem." "Judah Buckner to the rescue." "What the fuck?" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck?" "!" "Oh, my god." "I'm on a reality TV show." "My parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout." "Ah!" "Fuck!" "Ah!" "Help!" "Ah!" "No, no!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Must be getting excited downstairs." "Greatest show on earth." "Somebody help me!" "Come on!" " Ah!" "Move the bed." " Come on, come on." "Holden." " It's empty." " Go." " Curt?" " Unlock the door." "I can't." "Get down to the basement." "This is the black room." "Nice." "From the diary." "This is where he killed them." "This is where he kills us." "Oh, hey, no." "He's not gonna kill us." "We just gotta find a door." "Okay?" "Let's just check the walls, okay?" "Curt?" "I mean, there's got to be some..." "Ah!" "No!" "You like pain?" "How's that work for you?" "Oh, these fucking zombies." "Remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano?" "How old do you think I am?" "Let's move!" "Come on!" "Come on, let's go!" "What about Marty?" "They got him." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you," "Fuck you, fuck you." " You seeing this?" " Perfect record, huh?" "The japan crew should have had this in the bag." "They fucked us." "How hard is it to kill nine-Year-Olds?" "Zero fatality, total wash." "I'm telling you, you want good product," "You gotta buy American." "Any word from downstairs?" "Downstairs doesn't care about japan." " The director trusts us." " Hey, you just sweat the Chem, lin." "While these morons are singing "what a friend we have in Shinto,"" "we are bringing the pain." "Yeah, and what the fuck's up with this guy's pot anyway?" "Now he's supposed to be drooling," "And instead he almost makes us?" "We treated the shit out of it." "Okay, we got the rambler heading toward the tunnel." "The fool's toast anyway." "And so are we if you don't get this under control." " Shit." " What? "Shit" why?" " Gotta go." "Work to do." " You guys are humanity's last hope." "If the ancients rise, we..." " There's no cave-In." " What?" "The fucking tunnel's open!" " Control to demolition." " We're dark in the whole sector." " Try to bypass it." " What the fuck do you think I'm doing?" "Okay, open the door." "Look out." "Get out of the..." "Make a hole." " What the fuck's going on?" " We don't know." "Electrical said there was a glitch..." "That tunnel should have blown hours ago." " Well, we didn't get the order." " Come on, come on." "Right there." "Hadley, what is going on?" "Hadley!" "Why hasn't the tunnel blown?" "No." "No, no, no." "No fucking way!" "I can't believe this, man." "This ain't happening." "It's right there." "All right, we got any climbing gear, ropes?" "Yeah, in my fucking dorm room." "We can't go back." "There's no way across?" "What are we gonna do, jump?" "Dude." "What?" "Curt, are you sure about this?" "I've done bigger jumps than this." "You've got a smooth run and maybe a five-Foot differential on the other side." "But you've got to give it everything." "Curt..." "Look, you guys, you stay in the rambler." "I'll get help." "If I wipe out, I'll fucking limp for help." "But I'm coming back here." "I'm coming back with cops and choppers and large fuckin' guns." "And those things are gonna pay..." "For Jules." "Don't hold back." "I never do." "No!" "Curt!" "No!" "Oh, god!" "Oh, my god." "He hit something." "There's nothing." "What did he hit?" "Puppeteers." "Marty was right." "Get in the van." "Dana." "Marty was right." "You're going back." "I'm going through." "We'll just drive." "There's got to be another road, another way out of here." "That won't work." "Something'll happen." "It'll collapse, wash away." "Then we just leave the roads altogether," "Drive as far as we can into the forest and we go on foot from there." "You're missing the point." "Please do not go nuts on me, okay, Dana?" "You're all I've got now." "I'm okay." "Good, okay, 'cause I need you calm." "Okay, no matter what happens, we've got to stick..." "God damn, that was close!" "Yeah, photo fuckin' finish." "I don't understand." "You're celebrating?" "They're celebrating." "I'm drinking." "But she's still alive." "How can the ritual be complete?" "The virgin's death is optional as long as it's last." "The main thing is that she, you know, suffers." "That she did." "It's so strange." "I'm actually rooting for this girl." "She's got so much heart." "You think of all the pain and the..." "# Tequila is my lady!" "My lady!" "#" "Come on in, guys." "Come on in, come on in." "You're welcome." "Tequila!" "From darkness there is light." "Ah!" "# As soon as you are able #" "# Woman, I am willin' #" "# To make the break that we are on the brink of #" "# My cup is on the table #" "# My love is spilling' #" "# Waiting here for you to take and drink of... #" "I wish that I could do what you do." " Oh, my god." " Yeah, it's masterful." "Oh, I don't know." "You know, tonight was solid." "I don't know." "Are you kidding?" "Classic denouement." " When the van hits the lake..." " I screamed." " Right?" " And the water rushing in and the zombie..." "Primal terror." "I just think it would've been cooler with a merman." "Do you know if we get the overtime bonus on this one?" "Accounting's over there." "Ask them." "I don't need to." "I already know the answer." "I'm an intern." "So I don't qualify for O.T." "It's funny that you like the ballet," "Because I happen to have two tickets to your favorite..." "You knuckleheads." "You almost gave me a heart attack with that tunnel." "Like I said, it wasn't our fault." "We didn't get the order." "I'm just giving you a hard time." "come on." "Give us a hug." " Hey." " No, seriously, that wasn't our fault." "There was a glitch..." "A power reroute from upstairs." "What do you mean, upstairs?" "Turn the fucking music off." "Hello?" "That's impossible." "Everything was done within the guidelines." "The virgin's the only one." "No, I am not doubting you." "Which one?" " Marty?" " Hi." "Dana!" "Dana, come on." "Oh!" "Marty, wait, we're going in the grave?" "Dana, come on!" "What is this place?" "Whoa, whoa." "Whoa, whoa, okay." "Yeah, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel." "What have you been up to?" "Nobody else, huh?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I figured." "You figured everything." "No, not at all." "But I do know some stuff." "As in..." "It's an elevator." "Somebody sent those dead fucks up here to get us." "Now, there's no controls inside," "But there's maintenance overrides in there." "And I think I can get it to go down." "Do we want to go down?" "Where else are we gonna go?" "Here." "Okay, okay, okay." "Yeah." "Ah!" "Come on!" "Fucking zombie arm!" "Oh, shit." "Shit." "Oh, my god." "What the..." "We chose." "What?" "What?" "What?" "Oh." "Fuck." "In the cellar." "All that shit we were playing with." "They made us choose." "They made us choose how we die." "We saw them go down the access drop." "They have to be in one of these." "Internal security could..." "I don't care if it's not protocol." "Are you fucking high?" "It's the fool." "Do not touch the girl." "If he outlives her, this whole thing goes to hell." "Take him out first." "Clean-Up says the prep team missed one of the kid's stashes." "Whatever he's been smoking has been immunizing him to all our shit." "How does that help us right now?" "What?" "No, if you have a confirmed kill, take her out, too." " There!" " 3606." " Gotcha." " Bring 'em down." "Out of the elevator!" "Step out of the elevator!" " Why are you trying to kill us?" " Step out." " Just the girl." " Just me?" "Do it!" "No!" "Ah!" "Good work, zombie arm." "You shouldn't be here." "This should have gone differently," "Ended more quickly." "I can only imagine your pain and confusion." "But know this:" "What's happening to you is part of something bigger," "Something older than anything known." "You've seen horrible things," "An army of nightmare creatures." "But they are nothing compared to what came before," "What lies below." "It's our task to placate the ancient ones," "As it's yours to be offered up to them." "Forgive us and let us get it over with." "Go on." "Go, go, go, go." "Army of nightmares, huh?" "Let's get this party started." "Hold your fire!" "Oh, shit." "Go, go, go!" "Out there!" "Spread out!" "We need men now!" "Ah!" "Please don't cut..." "Get the fucker off me!" "Lead officer Truman to security command," "Requesting immediate reinforcements." "Code black." "I repeat:" "Code black." "Where the fuck are you guys?" "Sector 12 down." "Sector 8 down." " Sector 3 down." " Jesus Christ!" "Why aren't the defenses working?" "Where's the fucking gas?" "Something chewed through the connections in the utility shaft." " Something which?" " Something scary!" "Oh!" "The north exit is blocked." "You can't go there!" "Where are you going?" "# Hush, little baby, don't say a word... #" "Go, go, go." "Go." "Ooh." "Fuck, we're running out of time!" "It's on lockdown." "I'm trying to bypass." "Oh!" "Hadley!" "Aw, come on!" " Oh, my god." " God." "No, no!" "Gah!" "Oh." "It's you." "No, no, please, please, please, please." "Kill him." "Okay, Dana, come on." "Dana." "Here, it's easier with this." "Look at these." "Five of them." "What are they?" "Us." "I should have seen it like you did." "This is part of a ritual." "A ritual sacrifice?" "Great." "You tie someone to a stone," "Get a fancy dagger and a bunch of robes." " It's not that complicated." " No." "It's simple." "They don't just want to see us killed." "They want to see us punished." "Punished for what?" "For being young." "It's different in every culture." "And it has changed over the years," "But it has always required youth." "There must be at least five." "The whore..." "She's corrupted." "She dies first." "The athlete." "The scholar." "The fool." "All suffer and die at the hands of..." "Whatever horror they have raised," "Leaving the last to live or die as fate decides..." "The virgin." "Me?" "Virgin?" "We work with what we have." "But what if you don't pull it off?" " They rise." " Who does?" "What's beneath us?" "The ancient ones..." "The gods that used to rule the earth." "As long as they accept our sacrifice," "They remain below." "But the other rituals have all failed." "The sun is coming up in eight minutes." "If you live to see it, the world will end." "Maybe that's the way it should be." "If you've got to kill all my friends to survive," "Maybe it's time for a change." "We're not talking about change." "We're talking about the agonizing death of every human soul on the planet," "Including you." "You can die with them or you can die for them." "Gosh, they're both so enticing." "Wow." "The whole world, Marty." "Is in your hands, Dana." "There is no other way." "You have to be strong." "Yeah, Dana," "You feeling strong?" "I'm sorry." "So am i." "I got it!" "Marty." "Ah." "Marty." "Hey." "You know..." "I don't think Curt even has a cousin." "Huh." "How are you?" "Going away." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry I almost shot you." "I probably wouldn't have." "Hey, hey, no." "Shh." "No." "I totally get it." "I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world." "No." "You were right." "Humanity..." "It's time to give someone else a chance." "Giant evil gods." "I wish I could have seen them." "I know." "That would have been a fun weekend." "# Gave up trying to figure it out #" "# But my head got lost along the way #" "# Worn out from giving it up #" "# My soul, I pissed it all away #" "# Still stings these shattered nerves #" "# Pigs, we get what pigs deserve #" "# I'm going all the way down, I'm leaving today #" "# Come, come, come on, you've gotta fill me up #" "# Come, come, gotta let me inside you #" "# Come, come, come on, you gotta fix me up #" "# Come, come, gotta let me inside you #" "# Still feel it all slipping away #" "# But it doesn't matter anymore #" "# Everybody's still slipping away #" "# But it doesn't matter anymore #" "# Look through these blackened eyes #" "# You'll see 10,000 lies #" "# My lips may promise, but my heart is a whore #" "# Come, come, come on, you've gotta fix me up #" "# Come, come, gotta let me inside you #" "# Come, come, come on, you gotta fill me up #" "# Come, come, gotta let me get through to you #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right now #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right now #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right now #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right #" "# I know it's all getting away #" "# And it comes to me as no surprise #" "# And I know what's coming to me #" "# Is never going to arrive #" "# Fresh blood through tired skin #" "# New sweat to drown me in #" "# Dress up this rotten carcass #" "# Just to make it look alive #" "# Come, come, come on, you've gotta fill me up #" "# Come, come, gotta let me inside you #" "# Come, come, come on, you gotta fix me up #" "# Come, come, gotta let me get through to you #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right now #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right now #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right now #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right now #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right now #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right now #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right now #" "# This isn't meant to last #" "# This is for right #" "# I wish I could put the blame on you #" "# I want you to take me #" "# I want you to break me #" "# Then I want you to throw me away #" "# I wish I could put the blame on you #" "# I want you to take me #" "# I want you to break me #" "# Then I want you to throw me away #" "# I wish I could put the blame on you #" "# I want you to take me #" "# I want you to break me #" "# Then I want you to throw me away. #"