"Ahhh!" "After 10,000 years, I'm free!" "Its time to conquer earth!" "Alpha, Rita's escaped!" "Recruit a team of teenages with attitudes!" "# Go, go, Power Rangers #" "# Go, go, Power Rangers #" "# Go, go, Power Rangers #" "# Mighty Morphin Power Rangers #" "# Go, go, Power Rangers #" "# Go, go, Power Rangers #" "# Go, go, Power Rangers #" "# You Mighty Morphin Power Rangers #" "You're right, Kimberly." "The performers assembled to create this harmonious tune transcend all predecessors to this genre of music." "Translation, please." "He likes the music." "Billy!" "You got to help me!" "Billy!" "Billy!" "I need you!" "Billy." "Billy!" " Billy!" " Billy!" "Billy!" "Billy!" "Glad you like the group, but I think Ernie's having a problem." "Uh-oh." "I guess I still got to work the kinks out of this thing." "I hate machines." "( Rita laughing )" "A birthday-- we must make a present." "Yes." "I have just the present in mind for good old Zack." "I'm going to make a monster that will wipe him out... for good!" "Oh, yeah!" "( laughing )" "It looks all right." "Kimberly, get back to work." "How's it going, Billy?" "I fail to ascertain why this appliance isn't working." "I mean, the molecular mix re-arranger's still intact." "Problems?" "The cake-o-matic that Billy built for Zack's surprise party, it went on the warpath." "nearly drowned me in cake mix!" "Listen, Ernie, I wanted to thank you for keeping the place open late tonight so we could decorate for Zack's birthday party." "Boy, is he gonna be surprised." "And speaking of surprises!" "You guys will never guess what I found out about the Power Rangers." "The Power who?" "The superheroes with the large dinozords?" "The ones with the colored costume." "That's them." "They'll do for Angel Grove what" "Batman has done for Gotham City." "I think I've seen them on TV." "What have you heard?" "I've heard they're regular humans, just like you and me!" "Well, you know, I heard they were space aliens from a distant planet." "Aliens?" "You know, we should keep this space alien stuff under our hats... we wouldn't want to panic anybody." "Aliens..." "Whoa, this is big." "ERNIE:" "Aliens." "Aliens." "Well, well, well." "Aah!" "If it isn't the nerd patrol from Angel Grove High." "This place is closed, fellas." "Yeah, to nerds like you." "SKULL:" "Hey, Bulky, look at what we have here" "Whoa!" "Oops!" "We would have invited you, but animals aren't allowed." "Ha ha ha." "( blows nose ) Party's over, kids." "Hey!" "I worked a long time on that." "Hey, I'll tell you what, babe." "What do you say I help you paint another one after we've done having a little... fun?" "Ha ha ha!" "( imitating laugh )" "Someone ought to let the air out of you." "My balloons!" "Ha ha ha!" "I hate party crashers." "RITA:" "Finster!" "Finster!" "You know that monster you were talking about, Finster." "The birthday present." "I think we should pick out a particularly nasty one this time!" "What's it going to be this time, your Putridness?" "A giant fruit fly with an attitude?" "Shut up, crater face." "I need a special beast." "This time it's no more Miss Nice Guy." " Right." " Got any ideas?" "No, but Finster's working on a real good one, right, Finster?" "Uh-huh." "It's the Knasty Knight, page 12." "Better be mean." "Ahhh!" "I see!" "It's the one we used on Tarnac 3." "It makes space dust out of their finest warrior." "I want it, Finster." "I'm already working on it, my Queen." "Get to it, then." "Her proficiency with complex illustrated characterizations is quite impressive, isn't it?" "What did he say?" "Don't look at me." "I don't speak Billy." "He said I draw a good cartoon." "Thanks, Billy." "We've got all the balloons blown up, the banners are made." "What else is there left to do?" "I think we're about done." "All we have left to accomplish now is just to make sure that Zack doesn't find out about the planned festivities prematurely." "Hey, you guys, I just saw Zack pass by my office window!" "I think he's headed this way!" "( Zack humming )" "Hey, Ernie." "What's with the late hours?" "Just catching up on some work, Zack." "And I'm all by myself too, see?" "Yeah, right." "Trini's mom told me the gang might be here." "So I just came down to see if I saw them." "I haven't seen anyone." "There's just me, my stack of papers, my bowl of popcorn, a few tables, a couple of chairs..." "I get the picture." "I get the picture." "Yeah, you get the picture." "Listen, if the gang comes around, tell them I'm lookin' for them, okay?" "Sure, sure." "No problem." "I wonder where they disappeared to." "I'll see you, Ernie." "Take it easy, Zack." "Okay, the coast is clear!" "Whew!" "That was way too close." "Faster!" "Faster!" "Come on, you guys." "If we don't finish soon," "Rita's going to get real mad." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Why don't you stop your babbling and help make this sword!" "This isn't easy work, you know." "But I like to babble." "What kind of sword is it anyway?" "A very special one." "It can cut through any material in the universe and holds great magical powers." "There." "Almost." "Ha ha ha!" "A little more work and it's done." "I'll just heat it up again." "Oh, it's turning out to be a particularly nasty sword, my Queen... if I do say so myself." "There we go." "Start the spell, your Badness." "We're nearly through." "Very well, Finster." "It better be good." "Moon of Ivory, start of old, candlelight that's spun of gold, sky of fire, wind of fright, bring to me a Knasty Knight!" "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "( roaring )" " Hi." " Hey!" "Yo, Kimberly." "Hi, Zack." "Hey, so um, do I look any older to you today?" "Older?" "No." "Kim..." " Kim." " Oh, my gosh!" "You just rememberd something, right?" "Yeah, and I feel really terrible about it!" "Don't sweat." "People forget stuff all the time." "I know, but this was really important to somebody that I really care about." "And, um, I hope that..." "she'll forgive me." "Of course she'll..." "Wait." "She'll." "Did you say she'll?" "Yeah." "It's my Poodle's birthday." "I forgot to buy her a birthday present." " Why?" " What did you think I was talking about?" "Forget it." "Thanks for reminding me about my Poodle." "Sure." "No problem." " Hey, Zack." "What's up?" " Yeah, right." "What's wrong with him?" "He thinks we forgot his birthday." "He'll be okay." "You guys, he seemed really bummed." "Do you think the surprise party's a good idea?" "Of course, I mean his feeling of disappoint right now will only serve as his enjoyment later on." "Yeah." "I mean, he's gonna be so surprised later, we're gonna have to pull him off the celing." " He'll be okay until then." " You're right." " Bye, you guys." " Bye." "( bell ringing )" "All ready?" "They knew my birthday was coming up." "How could they forget?" "Guess they were just too busy thinking of their own lives." "That's messed up." "I should have just stayed in bed today." "Happy birthday!" "We throwing you a party." "We're even taping it for you!" "That's right!" "Oh, and we brought you a present." "Meet the Knasty Knight!" "( roaring )" "Mastodon!" "Aah!" "Give up?" "Aah!" "Guess not." "The Knasty Knight puts the Power Ranger down to his knees!" "Oh, man." "This is not the way I wanted to spend my birthday!" " Hyah!" " My turn." "Aah!" "Bad is so beautiful." "It's out of control!" "It can't stop it!" "( laughing )" "I sense a disturbance in the morphing grid." "Alpha, activate the Viewing Globe and see if you can find out what it is!" "Ai yi yi yi yi!" "Looks like quite a battle raging." "It's Zack!" "Alone against one of Rita's diabolical henchmen." "I'll contact the Rangers." "Prepare to teleport them to Zack's location!" "That Rita Repulpa really fries my circuit boards." "What's up, Zordon?" "Zack is in trouble." "Rita sent one of her creatures to attack him." "He needs help fast." "We're on our way." "Come on, guys, it's Morphin Time." "Pterodactyl!" "Triceratops!" "Sabre-toothed Tiger!" "Tyrannosaurus!" " Hyah!" " Hyah!" "Zack!" "Back off!" "( growling )" " Hyah!" " Hyah!" "Aah!" "Jason, you all right?" "I am, but check out the sword!" " He ruined our weapons!" " This is not good." "What do we do now?" "( growling )" "Aah!" "Rangers!" "Blade Blaster up!" "Let's bring them together." "Hyah!" "Fire!" "Ha!" "Take that, wise guys!" "( roaring )" "Tyrannosaurus Dinozord power." "Now!" "Mastodon power!" "Let's toast this dude." "Triceratops power!" "Sabre-toothed Tiger power!" "Let's go!" "Power Rangers, sync up!" "2, 1, mark!" "Let's get him!" "Let's show him some Megazord power!" "Zordon!" "We need Power Sword, now!" "( growling )" "Oh, man!" "He fried the Power Sword!" "( growling )" "Great." "Footwork, and also quite nasty!" "Now finish them like this." "Understand?" "Yeah!" "I just figured out why ugly man's beating us!" "Any energy we throw at him, he just reflects back at us!" "That's why our weapons all burned out!" "So what do we do about it?" "!" "Reflect his energy back at him, along with a bit of our own!" "Morphenomenal, Zack." "We'll give him a little bit of his own medicine!" "Let me have the honor of zapping sir buckethead." "Doofus, get free!" "I'm trying!" "Uh-oh!" "Wait a second!" "( growling )" "Great galaxy gas!" "I'm going up, but I'll be back!" "You worthless bunch of misfits!" "Can't you dweebs do anything right?" "You!" "Next time I ask you to get the Power Rangers, get them!" "You!" "Your monsters are worthless!" "You're absolutely right, I'm sorry." "As for you two, you're nothing but a couple of empty heads!" "I'm sorry, but..." "on the other hand" "What am I going to do with these nitwits?" "I still don't know why we had to come by here." "Wait, why is it so dark in here?" "Where's Ernie?" "Surprise!" "Happy birthday, Zack!" " Happy birthday!" " Aw, man." "Happy birthday, Zack." "Happy birthday, Zachary." "You thought we forgot, did't you?" "Yeah." "I was bumming." "This is so cool, you guys!" "Thanks." " ( electricity crackling )" " Wait." "What's that noise?" "Oh, not again!" "I thought this thing was fixed." "Let's party, everyone!" "Let's do it." "# Because this is a special day #" "# A day for you alone #" "# You can get away with anything you want to #" "# So today is your birthday #" "# And every little thing's gonna go your way #" "# Happy, happy birthday, baby #" "# You know I only have one wish for you #" "# That on your happy birthday, baby #" "# That all your dreams they will come true #" "# Happy, happy birthday, baby #" "# Happy, happy birthday, baby #" "Captioned by Grant Brown"