" Bye, dad." " Bye." " Hi there." " Don't slam the door." "This year, we'll do real good." "I can feel it." "Real, real, real good, good, good!" "Skeid, Skeid, Skeid!" "Real, real, real good, good, good!" "Real, real, real good, good, good!" "Yes?" "I'm married to Kaja." "The one you're shagging." "She told me last night." "She  told me everything." "My wife isn't in." "And the girls are away at school, so go ahead and shout, if you want." "I don't know what I want." "She told me your name, and then I found out where you lived." "I'm not here to tell your wife." "I'm not the type of guy   who makes a fuss." "I never do." "Do you want to come in?" "I'm not sure why I'm here." "She'd been acting really  strange lately, so last night I asked her   what was going on." " Should we go in the living room?" " And then she told me everything." "Yes..." "She was with this other guy six years ago, when I met her." " Did she tell you?" " No." "So who am I to say that you're a bastard?" "Or tell you that I'd never do something like that myself." "Like..." "You know." "I think you'll end up with her." "I actually do." "If you want her, you can have her." "I don't know what I want." " I've no idea." " Is that so?" " I've no idea." " No..." "I'll be off, then." "I'm sorry." "That's not like me at all." "I've never..." "I can't blame you." "Bye now." "4-0, Tønsberg." "Did you hear me?" "This year we'll do really good." "I just know." "We'll do real good." "Real, real, real good, good, good!" "Skeid, Skeid, Skeid!" " See you next Sunday." " Bye, dad." "We go all over the country, and then he says to dump him on the corner." "As if that was so much more convenient." "So, how are you two doing?" " Fine." " It doesn't seem like it." "And you and Helene?" "Everything just peachy?" "SVERRE" "It's strange..." "Imagine all the time we'll have to..." "To..." "This room should be very..." "Very..." "Ow!" "Helene?" "Helene?" "Are you cross with me?" "No." " What's wrong, then?" " Just go." "Go." " Is it because I shouted at you?" " No." "I'm not cross." "Great." "I'm not cross either." "We're both in a great mood." "I found something in my breast." "A lump of some sort." "I know you're thinking that I'm mistaken." " But this time I know it." " You don't have cancer." "As if you know anything about that!" "I'm 4 5." "That's when this type of thing happens." " You don't have cancer." " You want to feel it?" "Have a feel, then." " I don't know anything about it." " But you can feel it." "Please." "You don't have cancer." "Right, then." "Let's go." " I'll feel it." " No, just go." "I would like to feel it." " Show me where." " Hold on." " There." "Do you feel it?" " No, nothing." "There it is." "That's nothing." "It's just a gland or something." "It's a lump." "Sooner or later it'll happen to us." "All of a sudden." " You don't have cancer." " People die." "At some point, we're up." "Then we'll fall ill and die." " Stop it." " I don't want to talk about it." " Go see a doctor." " I will." " Aren't we going?" " Yes, we are." "We're in the top five." "Two more victories to go, and we'll move up." "I used to have this friend." "Magnus." "No, Morten." "He told me that he once slept with a midget." "What?" "A female midget, that is." "He once slept with a midget." "I asked him what it was like,   and then he said:" ""Short."" "Short!" " Why are you telling us this, dad?" " I just remembered the story." "We were talking about football." "Just dump me on the corner." "See you next week." " Bye, dad." " Bye." "Give my love to your families." "D AD" " Hi!" " Hi." "It's you." "Yes." "I brought you some cake." " It's so nice to see you." " You too." "Hug..." " How are you doing?" " I'm much better today." "Much better." "How are you doing?" "Marius moved away from home this Friday." " He did?" " Yes." "He's 19." "Can you believe it?" "19 years old." " You don't know who I am today." " Of course I do." "Who am I, then?" "Sverre." "Sverre is our son." "Sverre is the father of Marius,   who moved away from home." "And then we have Erik,   who's married to Marianne." "Yes..." "I'm Rolf." "I'm your husband." "We've been married for 48 years." "How embarrassing." "Helene?" "Helene, are you all right?" " Is something wrong?" " No." "What are you doing?" " I'm at the loo." " You've been in there for so long." "Why did you lock the door?" "It's got a strange smell." "What has?" "My pee smells very strange." "Helene, please open the door." "What do you mean?" "Something's wrong with me." "They made the tests, and you'll know on Monday." "What's with the pee?" "It might be an indication that something's wrong with the kidneys." " I thought it was your tits." " Maybe it spread to the kidneys." "Helene..." " Smell it." " Your pee?" " Smell it." " Helene, please." "It has a spicy smell." "It smells like pee." "Regular pee." "Nothing's wrong with you." "Filur?" "Come here." "Where are you?" "Filur?" "Filur?" " Did you make up your mind?" " Filur!" "You made up your mind?" " Hello?" "Mum?" " Where are you?" "Filur?" " What's going on?" " Filur's gone missing." " Won't you help her?" " We've been searching for two hours." "It's gone." "I'll grab some food." "Filur?" " Filur!" " Come on in." "I want Filur." "It'll come back later." " It's just gone for a walk." " I want it now." "You'll get a new one, if it doesn't come back." "I don't want a new one." "I want Filur." "Come on." "Maybe it's been taken by a dog." "That's the way of the world." "Bunnies are like that." "They disappear, and if you can't cope with that, you shouldn't have one." "End of story." "Hello." "Listen..." " She's sleeping." " Now?" " Is something wrong?" " No." "She got a tranquillizer." " Why?" " She was very upset." "I see." "And that's not allowed?" "Occasionally, the residents are sad and upset." " And so you give them pills?" " Not me personally." "But when they're upset, we give them a tranquillizer." "Of course." "That's the easy way out." "She was screaming..." "It's great that you sedate them." "That's easier than dealing with them." "That's not the right approach." "Okay, then I'll just sit and stare   while she's sleeping." " Listen, I don't like you." " No, that's what I thought." "You just find her a nuisance." "That's not right." "I don't like you." "I just want you to know." "Perfect." "Okay, let's get started." "We've got a new member." "Would you like to introduce yourself?" "Yes." "My name is Rolf Skårdal." "I just turned 69." "Maybe you could tell us about your situation?" "I live on my own,   and I've got two grown sons   and three grandchildren, but they've got their own lives,   so I thought I'd try to get out some more." "Great." "We're very happy to have you here in the single club." "Aren't we?" "So let's give Rolf a warm welcome." "Welcome, Rolf." "Let's get the balls going." "Randi set the teams for tonight,   so let's go." "Come on, everybody." "So, we're here." "Yes, we're here." " That's always a start." " Yes." "Very nice." "My husband and I didn't have sex for 15 years." "He had multiple sclerosis." " Oh no." " Yes." "It's a terrible disease." "I used to be good-looking." "I'm sure you were." "Well, at least I looked okay." "I believe I also used to be a handsome fellow." "I had lots of golden curls." "The real thing." "My husband called me Goldilocks." "Sometimes, when I wake up at night, " " I get up and look into the mirror." "I can't believe I'm this old." "Where did it all go?" "Time passes by." "It passes by." "Yes." "Well..." " Maybe we should call it a night?" " Yes." "Let's do that." "You probably don't think much of me." "Yes." "I think you're very nice." "So are you." "No no." "Goldilocks can find her own way." "Move it." "We came all this way just to see our team lose." "Did you see how he just fell?" "It might not be that serious." "When the tendon goes, you know it's serious." " Such bad luck!" " Yes." "The midfield is weak now." "That's bad." "We need a new play maker." "They won't be creative enough." "It won't be easy." "It sure won't." "Such bad luck!" "How are the girls doing?" "Fine." "And Marius?" "I think he's doing fine." "And..." "When was the last time, you went to see your mother?" "I'll go there soon." "I can't believe we had such bad luck." "We won't get enough points." "Maybe we should consider getting a new coach." "Try something new." "I don't think that'll do the trick." "Hi." "Hi." " Yes?" " Yes, what?" "Did you hear anything?" "Yes." "What did they say?" "They said that  I'm as healthy as can be." "The samples were just fine, of course." "My God..." "I'm feeling so great." "It's like I'm too big for my own body." "I told you nothing was wrong." "I want to have sex." "And I want to go travelling and go to the cinema." " Let's give Marius a load of money." " Okay." "I want to buy something." "Let's go." " Do we need anything?" " Let's buy some furniture." "Or something for the kitchen." " Like what?" " I don't know." "Think of something." "What would you like?" " Marianne, don't!" " Wake up." " I want to sleep." " Please!" "We have to go to the kitchen." "Well, Erik." "We're ready." " Coke or fruit juice?" " Coke." "What's going on?" "Dad wants to tell us something." "Tell us what?" " We have to talk about this!" " Yes." " What?" " Things are going to change." " Around here." " What do you mean?" "Yes, what do you mean, Erik?" "Mum and dad  are moving away from each other." "Can I please go to bed?" "We're getting separate flats." "Of course you can't live in the same flat, if you're splitting up." "What I meant to say is that none of us can stay here." "Tell them where they'll live." "You'll stay with mum, but you can stay with me when you want to." " Is that all?" " What do you mean?" " Tell them why we're splitting up." " It's my fault." " Because?" " Because I met someone else." "Dad's sleeping with someone else." "It's been going on for ages." "Dad's new girlfriend is called Kaja." "I don't know if I'll move in with her yet." "But you do know." "Dad wants to be with Kaja." "He's in love with Kaja, so he's leaving me." " Kaja is a train stewardess." " Is this necessary?" " Yes, it is!" " Let's take it easy." "Does she take it up the bum?" "Kaja." "She's a train stewardess, who takes it up the bum." "I miss Filur." "Hi." "Are you serious about this?" "It was your suggestion." "I was drunk." " Hilde and Martin tried it." " You're kidding!" "Three times." "They joined some club." "She thought it was really exciting." " Exciting?" " Yes, really exciting." " I'm not going to any club." " No, but these are coming here." " To our house?" " What could possibly happen?" " I've no idea what would happen." " No." "Nothing could happen." "I'm not scared." " They're bound to sack him." " Will that do any good?" "It can't go on like this." "We're constantly moving down." "They can't sack the entire team, so they have to sack the coach." "Hønefoss also lost." "We're in the middle." "We're no better." " Losing against Follo!" " We're no better." "But we are!" "We just didn't fight hard enough." "I hate being in the middle." "So, you're moving away from each other?" "That's what you do, when you get a divorce." " What about Nina and Sofie?" " Not now, dad." "Okay." "I already moved." "Her name's Kaja, and she's 32." "Marianne is looking for a place to live." "The girls are staying with her." "I get them every other weekend   and whenever it's convenient." "We'll take turns at Christmas and Easter." "Every other time, probably." "This is Rolf." "It's me, Rolf, who's talking to you." "I'm your husband." "We've been married for many years." "Many, many years." "Yes." "Everybody gets married." "Yes." "It's..." "It's not very easy for me to come visit you." "But I'll keep visiting you." "Although things may change slightly,   because I'm trying to find a lady friend   to spend some time with." "I don't want to be alone any more, you see." "I'm no good at it." "It's so sad to have cold food   and to have no one to talk to." "I can't stand being alone." "It's so depressing." "I can't stand it." "Listen..." "I'm so sorry, Sofie." "I'm so sorry." "Would you please ask this man to leave?" "He's very unpleasant." "Very unpleasant." " I've no idea what he wants." " I'll take him with me." "That's very kind of you." "I'm so pleased with the staff here." " I'm happy to hear that." " Very pleased indeed." "Who would do that?" "They've scratched Johansen's and Mikkelsen's cars too." " So they just scratch random cars?" " It's crazy." "Why?" "Why would anyone do that?" "MARIANNE, ERIK, SOFIE AND NINA" "Hi." "So, how do we go about this?" "What do you think?" " Would you like some coffee?" " No, thank you." " But if you'd like some..." " I would." " Is something wrong?" " No." " You just take what you want." " That's very generous." "I want you to have half of it." " That chest is mine." " Yes." "I never liked those chairs." " Maybe we should write it down." " No, we'll remember." "You take the coffee table." "You were the one who wanted it." "So she already has a coffee table?" " Does she?" " Yes, dammit." "In that case you don't want to bring around a second coffee table." "You take the sofa." "It goes with the table." "I don't have enough room for it." "I've got a room for Nina and one for Sofie." "I'll sleep in the living room." "72 square metres." "There's only so much you can fit in." "Anything else you might like?" "I'd like it if that bitch was hit by a rock and died." "Marianne..." "And the rug?" "I'd like the rug." "No, you can't have it." " I bought it." " We bought it." " I don't want her to walk on it." " But I bargained for that rug." "Diarrhoea, and I bargained with that Turk for ages." "But I chose that rug, and afterwards you said: "You got your rug"." " You take it, then." " No, you take it." " You found it, now I remember." " We found it." "We went on a holiday together, and we found it together." "We..." "There." "How are we going to do this?" "We'll eat, and then we'll see if we like each other." " And if we don't?" " Then nothing will happen." " So we just say: "Sorry"?" " We'll say that we were wrong." "Thank you." " What are we doing here?" " Listen." "If we don't feel like it, it's okay." "We can make some kind of a sign." " A sign?" " Yes." "If you don't want to, just say that you have a headache, and I'll know." "And they'll know, too." "Then ask for some lip salve." "Just say a sentence containing the word "lip salve"." "Then you think of a sign, Sverre." "No?" "Okay." "If you say lip salve, I'll know." "Don't be so difficult." "Oh, my God!" "Hello." " Ida." " Helene." "Hello." " Do come in." " Thank you." "Lovely." "We also have a big house, but we're thinking of moving into town." "So are we." "Our daughter moved away from home, so we're just staring into the wall." "Thank you." "Thanks." "Welcome to our place." " Cheers." " Thank you." " You've got a winter garden." " Yes." "We got it four years ago." "We also talked about getting one." "Moving or getting a winter garden." "We're very pleased to have one." "Aren't we, Sverre?" "Yes, we use it quite a lot." "So would we, if we had one." "Perfect." "Thank you." "Is this your first time?" "Yes." "We're slightly more experienced, then." " We've been out nine or ten times?" " Nine." "This is our tenth time." "How do you usually go about it?" "Usually, we have something to eat,   and then we'll see." "And if it feels right,   we usually split up and go to separate rooms." "Or we can stay in the same room." "But it's nice to split up the first time and take it nice and easy." "Of course." "Then we can do something different next time." "Let me do that." "These buttons are quite difficult." "Listen, there's no rush." "Is there anything you'd like?" "Like what?" "Something you don't do with Helene that you'd like to try with me?" "Er..." "I'm open to suggestions, if there's something you'd like." "No..." "Nothing specific." "No?" "It's a bit strange to be here." "This is my son's room." "Oh?" "Marius." "Our son." "He just moved out, but this is his room." "Okay." "I just painted it." "It looks very nice." "I thought it wouldn't matter, but it's a bit strange to do this." "In Marius'room." "Yes..." "It's strange, when they move out." "They were always there, and then suddenly they're gone." "It's like nothing seems to mean anything any more." "I sat in my car yesterday,   and then I saw this family with two young children   crossing the street." "I really wanted to be that man." "He was nothing special." "And Helene's much better looking than his wife." "I just wanted to be him." "Having a different name and all." "I thought about what the children's names would be, if they were mine." "I get so many strange thoughts in my car." "Are you tired of Helene?" "No." "No no." "I was just thinking about having another name and..." "Living somewhere else." " Erik!" " We're moving down now." "Thanks." "What are they doing?" "Even!" "I'm sick and tired of even." " It's still one point." " Sif also played even." " Now we're in the same position." " Yes." "One point is better than no points." "Stabek lost." " Perfect." " That's okay." "We still have a chance." "We'll win." "What's this?" "Some kids must have been bored, so they scratch cars   and destroy things and make tags everywhere." " Immigrants?" " Of course, dad." "How's mum doing?" "It's still the same." "I'll visit her." "I've just been busy with Marianne and everything." "She won't recognize you." "But she's my mother." "Even, goddammit!" "Erik, why don't you shut up for once!" "One point and even and moving up or down!" "Martin, his name was." "Martin Halvorsen." " Who?" " That friend of mine." "The one who slept with the midget." "Martin Halvorsen." "Hi." " I'll show you what to take." " Okay." "Everything's going, but to two different places." " We're moving away from each other." " Okay." "If you take these boxes." "That's my stuff." " Okay." " And these?" "I'm not sure..." "These are mixed things." "Let's take the boxes you're sure about." "Hold on." "If this box is actually going..." " This one isn't going." " We'll leave it, then." "These are Sofie's toys." "She's moving to her mother's place." " I'll grab some furniture." " Just give me two seconds!" " We're just trying to get going." " I'm trying to sort out these boxes." "Okay." "You can start taking the furniture by the window." "I'm a bit dizzy." "It must have been something you ate." "Listen..." "Let's get a taxi to my place." " Sounds like a good idea." " A very good idea indeed." "Taxi!" "That wasn't even a cab." "Indeedy it wasn't!" "I think I like you." "I think I like you." " I think I like you." " I think I like you." " I think I like you." " I think I like you." "You're so nice, Finn." "Very, very nice." "Rolf is my name." "My name is Rolf." "It was so loud in there." "The music was very loud." "But one of the others were called Finn." "I got you mixed up." "That could happen to anyone." "Taxi!" "You take this one, and I'll take the next one." " This isn't a good idea, Helene." " We're allowed to visit our son." " We should have called first." " Let's see." " Hello?" " Hi, Marius." "Hi." "It's mum and dad." "Surprise!" "Hi." " Say hi." " Hi, Marius." "We were just in town." "So we thought we'd check in on our big lad." "Oh." "I'm fine." "Just tell us, if it's inconvenient." "I've got company." " We're off, then." " But you're okay?" "I'm fine." "We'll be off, then." " Okay." " Take care, my boy." " We should have called him first." " Yes." "Now what do we do?" " We'll go back home again." " If you say so." " He had company." " I know." " You're the one acting strange." " Me?" "This wasn't a good idea." "You heard him." "Get in the car and don't say a word until we get home." "Not one word." "Christ!" " Who's this?" " We've got them!" "Come on." " Are they the right ones?" " They hid behind my car." "I al most got one, but they were fast as hell!" " What's going on?" " It's those young people." " Be careful." " They're just kids." "Let's go get Mikkelsen." "Come on!" " Hi." " Hi." "They're somewhere in the area, so let's split up in two groups." " Two groups?" " Yes." "Myself, Johansen and Mikkelsen go to Brobekkveien to cut them off." "Sverre, Bent and Henningsen, you chase them in our direction." " Are we going to beat them up?" " No." "Just tell them to stop." " Are we sure they're the ones?" " Someone saw them." " Are we whipping them or not?" " No!" "We'll tell them we had enough." " We're off, then." " Come on." " There they are." " What if they're not the ones?" "We'll have a chat." " Hey, boys." "Come here." " Let's beat it!" "Stop." "We just want to talk to you." "Wait up!" "Let go!" "Stop him, Sverre." "Stop him!" "I haven't done anything." " What haven't you done?" " I haven't done anything." " What haven't you done?" " Nothing." " Did you scratch our cars?" " Tell us what you haven't done." "I've done nothing!" "I'm serious." "We're sick and tired of your vandalism." "Do you understand?" " But I haven't..." " Do you understand?" "!" " I understand." " Scratching our cars!" "We're bloody sick and tired of it." "Sverre!" "Goddammit." "Are you okay?" "You're free to go." "Let's go." "This won't be settled until the final round." " We're getting our money's worth." " This wasn't due to nerves." "We're moving down." "When did you become such a pessimist?" "They never play even." "That's going to destroy us." "Why the hell are we on Skeid's side?" " What are you saying?" " Why are we on their side?" "Why not some better team?" " Skeid's our club." " Yes, of course." " You can't change to another team." " No." "No." "That's not the way things are done around here." "All right!" "Thanks for the nice chat, Sverre." " What's up with him?" " What do I know?" "You're nice, and I'm happy." "Listen." "Hi, you've reached Kaja and Svend." "We 're not in, but p/ease /eave a message." "Would you like to make a message?" " Why don't you do it?" " I'd like you to do it." " Why?" " Because you live here now." "Just hold down the button, leave the message, and then let go." " I know how it's done." " Then go on." " That one." " I know." "Hi, you've reached Erik and Kaja." "We're not in, but leave a message." "Hi, you've reached Erik and Kaja." "We 're not in, but /eave a message." "I have to say your name first." "This is Kaja and Erik." "Leave a message." "This is Kaja and Erik." "Leave a message." "Slightly short, wasn't it?" "Maybe it was." "Hello there, this is Kaja and Erik." "We're not in,   but we'll call you back if you leave a message." "Hello..." "It was a bit too cheerful." "I'll do a good one now." "This is Kaja and Erik." "We're not in, but please leave a message." "This is Kaja and Erik." "We 're not in, but p/ease /eave a message." " Perfect." " Sounded like somebody died." " It was just fine." " Sure?" "I love it." "The best message in the world." "I really love our message." "This is Kaja and Erik." "We 're not in, but p/ease /eave a message." " Do you take milk?" " No, thanks." "Here you go." " She doesn't recognize me." " No, she probably doesn't." "I tried to tell her that I'd like to see some other women." "I don't think she understands." "I feel so guilty." "It's not like she died." " She'll never be like before." " No." "That's the point." "I think you've been very good to her." " That's easy to say." " No." "I really mean it." "There's no need for you to feel guilty." "What's this?" "It's my phone number." "You can call me, if you like." "Call you?" "Why?" "If you'd like to take me out." "Do you always hand out your number to relatives of the residents?" "Not until now." " But I don't like you." " No." "And I don't like you either." "No." "Well, at least we've got something in common, then." "Now we'll be watching matches in the second division." "I guess we will." "Groruddalen and Levanger." "How far away is Levanger?" "We could just not go." "We won't be able not to go." "We'll be going to see Skeid play against Levanger." "And you know what?" "We'll lose our best players, and then we'll never move up again." "Yes, that'll be difficult." "Groruddalen." "Not necessarily." "What do you mean?" " It might not be like that." " How so?" "One never knows." "Let's go." "Suddenly you win." "What are you on about?" "We're constantly losing." "Suddenly you win." "Suddenly you win!" "Happy ending, my arse!" "Skeid!" "Translation:" "Bende Bjerring Scandinavian Text Service 2007"