"Uh-oh!" "Uh-uh!" "Shh!" "You sure picked a spooky day to go boating, Freddy." "It didn't start out that way." "What could have happened?" "It's very simple." "When the barometric pressure dropped and warm air came in contact with an inland cold front we ran into some unnavigable nubilation." "You're right, Velma, whatever you said." " I said, we're lost in a fog." " You buzzed?" "No, Shaggy." "Go back to sleep." "Sleep, nothing." "I'm fixing me a super Shaggy sandwich." "Like, wow, my favorite:" "A double-triple-decker sardine and marshmallow-fudge sandwich." "Open the mouth, between the gums." "Look out, stomach." "Here it comes." "Well, at least you left me the olive." "With him around, I can't even get a bite in edgewise." " Now what happened?" " Looks like we've run aground." " Yeah, but, like, where?" " Well, if I'm not mistaken it looks like we're stuck on Haunted Isle." "I'm sorry I asked." "The old Vasquez Castle's on this island." "Maybe we can find help there." "This sure is a creepy place." "Yeah, a regular gruesome camp." "Huh?" "Yikes!" "Ow!" "Like, what's with Scooby-Doo?" "Hey, if you wanna play in the sand, Scooby, leave us out of it, huh?" "Hey, what's this?" "It's a torn piece of map." "D" " A-N-G-E-R." "Danger?" "Hey!" "Look, it's, like, a message!" "It says, "Danger." "Leave Haunted Isle"." "It sure looks like someone is trying to scare us off this island." "But who?" "And why?" "I don't know, but it looks like we found ourselves a mystery and maybe we'll find the answer at that castle." " Come on, let's go!" " Oh, boy!" "Well, here it is." "Old Vasquez Castle." "Man, what a pad for a scare-in." "The place looks deserted." "That's Vasquez, the pirate." "He sailed the seas in 1612." "He must have used this old castle for a hideout." "Come on." "Let's take a look around." "Man, like, plenty spooky!" "I once read these old castles were loaded with traps." "Oh, Velma, don't be silly." "That only happens in movies!" " Daphne!" "Daphne!" " What happened?" "Daphne fell through a trap door!" "Zoinks!" "Come on." "We gotta find Daphne." "But what about that:" "It was probably just the wind." "That's the first wind I heard with a sense of humor." " Come on, put your nose to work." " Right." "Let me out of here!" "Let me out of here!" "Wow!" "I wonder how I get out of this creepy inner sanctum." "Well, my intuition tells me that way." "Stop that whistling." "You make me nervous." "Uh-oh!" "Like, which way did they go?" "They went thattaway." " Oh, thanks, man." " It's all right." " Like, wow!" "A talking skull." " Like, wow!" "I'm so scared." "I wish I had a ham sandwich to calm my nerves." "Well, what do you know, a ham sandwich!" "Wouldn't you know, it needs some mustard." "This has gotta be my imagination." "Otherwise, I'd be scared." "Mm." "Now, maybe my imagination can, like, cut it in half." "Someone's coming." "Shaggy!" "Ohh." "Hi, Daphne." "Hey, look." "Shaggy found Daphne." " For once, he used his head." " Ohh." " Are you all right?" " Yeah." "Just as soon as I have six or seven sandwiches." "He's all right, all right." "There goes that crazy wind again." "Crazy wind, nothing." "Look!" "I warn you." "Leave Haunted Isle and never return." "The phantom has spoken." "Grab that phantom!" "Did you see that?" "Yeah!" "Like, he went through the wall, nonstop." " There's a logical explanation for this." " Quick, tell me." " The place is haunted." " Thanks a lot." "Why don't we take that phantom man's advice and clear out?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "No, Shag." "We're not going." " Like, why not?" " Three good reasons, Shaggy." "First, no phantom's gonna scare us away." "Second, why does he want us off this island so bad?" " And third, we're marooned." " I'll buy that last one." "Hey, fellas, over here." "A clue." "I found a key in this chest." "It must belong to the phantom." "Hey, there's some writing on it." "It says, "Second passage of the old bell"." " Second passage?" " Old bell?" " There's no old bell in this castle." " Hmm." "I've got it. "Passage" must mean a passage in a book." "Then The Old Bell must be the name of a book!" "That's right." "And the best place to find a book is in the library." "Right." "Come on!" "This is the book called The Old Bell." "Look, in the second passage, the word "catacombs" is underlined in red." "If my knowledge is correct, we should find catacombs in the basement." "This is the place." "Okay, Scooby." "Go in and take a look around." "We'll keep watch out here." "No, I'm not kidding." "There he goes with his fake-wounded routine." "What a ham." "Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?" " Uh-uh." " How about two?" " Three?" " Okay, three." "Scooby-Doo!" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Hmm." "Scooby says it's okay." "Man, look at all that crazy magic stuff." "A saw-them-in-two box, disappearing cabinets, levitating tables." "Gosh!" "But what's all this magic stuff doing here?" "I think I'm beginning to figure it out." "Shh!" "Somebody's coming!" "Quick!" "Into the closet!" "Hurry!" "Whoever it was must've gone away." "Look!" "The phantom!" "I warned you to leave the island!" "Now you will pay!" "I'll pay!" "I'll pay!" "How about 4 bits?" "Not that kind of pay." "Let's get out of here!" " Unh!" " Huh?" "Help!" "Help!" " Shaggy!" " Help!" "Shaggy!" "Hey, this is just a dummy head!" "Someone mention me?" " Hey, look!" " A magic carpet!" "I hope this trick works." "Ali, go oop." "Wait for me!" "Huh?" " Well, we've lost him." " Groovy." " Now we gotta catch him." " Not groovy." "If we're ever gonna solve this mystery..." " But how?" " Simple, and with just a few things." "That suit of armor and crossbow that cannonball and old spring..." "I gotta hand it to you, Fred." "You really know how to build a better mousetrap." "In this case, a better phantom trap." "But what good is it?" "We can't catch a phantom." "I have a hunch that we can, right, Velma?" "Check, but first we'll have to find him and lure him here." " But how do we find the phantom?" " We don't." "Scooby does." "Scooby does?" "Right." "With your super-sleuth nose, you'll be able to sniff him out." "Achoo!" "Well, look at him." "Achoo!" "Achoo!" "My nose." "Cold in my nose." "Cut it out." "You don't have a cold in your nose." "How do we know the phantom will chase Scooby-Doo?" " He's a dog." " Don't worry." "We'll soon fix that." "Come on, Scooby." "Be brave." "Just think of Rin Din Din." "Lassie." "John Wayne." "John Wayne?" " John Wayne?" " Sure, Scooby." "Scooby-Doo!" "Like I said before, what a ham." "Yoo-hoo!" "Phantom!" "Yoo-hoo!" "Yoo-hoo!" "Phantom!" "Not here." "Hello?" "Yah-yah-yah-yah, yah-yah!" "You cannot escape me." "Scooby-Doo!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Scooby-Doo!" "Get ready!" "Here they come!" "Jump, Scooby!" "Huh?" "Oh, no!" "Scooby tripped into our trap." "Now you will not escape me." " We caught the phantom!" " Thanks to Scooby-Doo!" "Aww." "When the fog lifted, we spotted your beached boat and decided to investigate." " But who is that?" " This?" "This is the end of the mystery." "Well, if it isn't our old friend Bluestone the Great..." " ... an ex-magician wanted in six states." " But what is he doing here?" "He must have heard the legend of the Vasquez treasure." "Everybody's after it." "I get it." "He used his magic tricks to keep people away from the island..." " ... while he searched for it." " When he saw us..." " ... he tried to scare us away." " Well, his scaring days are over." "He's going to do a final disappearing act courtesy of the local jail." "There's one more thing." "We figured out all those floating tricks." " Look, no hands!" " See?" "Wires." "But how did you walk right through a solid wall?" "One of my best acts." "Let me give one last performance." "Hold this rope." "It was merely an illusion done with trick mirrors and a special projector." "I could cast my image anywhere I wanted and by stepping away from the mirror, it appears that I walk through walls." "I must admit, Mr. Bluestone you're a good magician, but a bad phantom." "Man, I wonder if, like, there really is a treasure." "That's Scooby barking." "Come on!" " Look!" "Scooby found something." " Maybe it's the treasure." "Well, Scooby-dee-Doo." "Shh." "Shh!" "What's that?" "The ghost of Red Beard!" "Listen: "Coast Guard baffled as third freighter raided within a week"." ""C.L. Magnus, owner of shipping line claims it's the ghost of Red Beard the pirate seeking revenge"." "Like, I'm sure glad he's not seeking my superduper sandwich!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Lucky for him." "He'd probably get indigestion." "Paw please, Scooby." "Now, that's what I call handy bite-size!" "Ooh." "Delicious!" "Huh?" "What happened?" "Poor Mr. Magnus!" "First he's going out of business, now this ghost pirate shows up." "Why would a ghost pirate want revenge on a nice man like Mr. Magnus?" "I don't know." "But maybe we can help him solve this mystery." "Let's go see him!" " This must be the apartment." " "Penthouse, C.L. Magnus"." "Yes?" "Excuse us, but we'd like to talk to Mr. Magnus." "I'm afraid not." "He's not to be disturbed." "Well!" "That slams the door closed on this ghost mystery!" "If Mr. Magnus knew we were here to help, he'd see us." "Maybe we still can." "I've got an idea." " Is everybody all set?" " Okay!" "Yes?" "Room service!" " Breakfast is served!" " At 11:00 at night?" "Sure, so you don't have to get up in the morning to eat!" "What's going on in here?" "Do you believe we're here to help?" " Like Good Samaritan Joes!" " Yeah, yeah!" "So you see, it was over 300 years ago that Red Beard the pirate was the terror of the seven seas." "When my ancestors brought him to justice he vowed to return and avenge himself." "Now that he has, I'm afraid nothing can be done to stop him." "I'm not so sure, Mr. Magnus." "Ghosts are our specialty." "And I have a plan that I think will work." "If Red Beard sticks to a schedule, he should strike tonight!" "Yeah!" "And we are going to be there first, and fool him." "There's the Magnus freighter, right on schedule." "Good." "Now keep your eyes peeled for a mysterious fog bank!" "That's where we'll find Red Beard's ghost!" "You can stop looking, it's right ahead!" " Let's put Operation Decoy to work!" " I'll switch on the tape recorder." "Now head into the fog bank, Shaggy." "Let's hope that ghost thinks we're the freighter!" "It sure is creepy in here." "Like, the fog is so thick, you can cut it with a knife." "Scooby-Doo!" "Wow!" "Look!" "The ghost ship!" "Our plan worked too well!" "It's going to ram us!" " Quick, full-speed reverse!" " Like, double full-speed reverse!" "Start paddling!" "I'm paddling!" "But I'm not getting anywhere!" " Me, neither!" " Hang on!" "We've been cut in half." " Now what'll we do?" " Sink!" "Oh, my hairdo!" "Scooby-Doo!" "Where are you?" "Hey!" "Come on, let's get out of this water." "And there's only one place to go." "The ghost ship!" "Ghost ship?" "Oh, boy!" "One more tug!" "Well, we're aboard this creaking, creepy craft." "Like, let's hope the others made it too." "I hope so." "Do you see any ghosts?" "No, this spooky old ship looks deserted to me." "If I know Shag and Scoob, they're already aboard." "Let's find them." "Yeah, and maybe we can find some clues as well." "This must be Red Beard's cabin, Scoob." "And look at that kooky picture." "Ha, ha, ha." "That must be Red Beard, himself!" "Yipe!" "Help!" "Zoinks!" "It's him!" "An unfriendly ghost sword!" "Zoinks!" "Yipe!" "That was close!" "Yeah!" "Now, let's figure how to get out of here!" "One, two, three ghosts!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "For a ghost ship, there sure aren't many ghosts." "Maybe they're haunting for a new house." "Or out with a couple of old "ghoul friends"." "Our jokes weren't that funny, Freddy!" " I didn't laugh!" " Look!" "Red Beard!" "Come on, let's follow him, but not too close." " He's gone!" " Maybe he went in that door." "Well, let's go take a look." "Come on!" "He's not in here, that's for sure." "Thank goodness." "This ghost ship is giving me the chills!" "It's not the ship that's giving you chills." "It's this dry ice." "What's dry ice doing on a ghost ship?" "I don't know, but I think we've found a clue!" "The door!" "We're locked in!" "It's him!" "Red Beard!" "Stop your sniveling, or I'll make you walk the plank!" "What are you gonna do with us, Your Ghostliness?" "But if you were good for anything, I'd spare you." " We're good cooks!" " Huh?" "Good cooks, eh?" "Well, get up and fix me some dinner!" "And remember, it better be good, or..." "Aye, aye, sir!" "Or..." "Well, the seawater's boiling." "I wonder what ghosts like in their stew, Scoob." "Chains?" "Chains!" "Yeah!" "Ghosts like chains!" "And, oh, yeah, some ashes from the stove!" " You know, this could be real good!" " Yeah, yeah!" "Now, what else?" "Cobwebs?" "Cobwebs!" "Uh-huh." "Delightful!" "Why didn't I think of that?" "Wow!" "Now, did we forget anything?" "Soap!" "Soap?" "I hardly use it myself, but why not?" "I sure hope old Red Beard likes ghost pirate stew!" "Me too!" "Ghost pirate stew, eh?" "You eat it!" "But we aren't hungry." "Eat it!" "Bubbles?" "Let's bubble our way out of here!" "Hey!" "Stop that!" "Come on, run!" "Here comes two of them." "And we gotta lose them!" "And the only way to lose them is to fool them!" " First, a paper pirate hat!" " Pirate hat?" "And next, my super Shaggy imitation of Red Beard." "They went thattaway!" "Get going, you swabs!" "Ha, ha, ha." "They thought I was Red Beard!" "Yipes!" "It's him again!" " They'll never find us under here." " I hope!" "Only trouble is, I can't see where we're going!" "Going down!" "Oh, boy, off of one tub and into another." "Shaggy!" " Scooby, your voice has changed." " Up here!" " Velma!" " We're locked in!" "Don't worry, we'll save you, I think." "Come on, Scoob!" "Follow that ghost ship!" "So this is where they've been hiding!" "A secret cove at Skull Island." "Why does a ghost ship need a secret cove?" "I don't know." "This mystery gets more mysterious by the minute!" "There they go!" "Keep paddling, Scooby!" "Yipes!" "Ooh-wee." "Keep paddling!" "Quit clowning around!" "Soon you shall join my crew!" "What did he mean by that?" "I guess he means we're going to be ghosts before he's through!" "I hate to spoil his fun, but we're gonna bust out of here!" "But how?" "The key for the lock is way over there!" "Like this." "A pole from this straw, and gum is going to get us the key!" "It won't quite reach." "One more piece of straw ought to do it." "Got it!" "Let's get out of these creepy caves!" "You said it!" "That seagoing spook might show up any minute!" " Four tunnels." "Which one shall we take?" " Mo!" " Mo?" " Sure!" "Eenie, meenie, minie, mo!" "Mo it is!" "Hi, Velma." "Shaggy!" "Scooby!" "Hey, Shag, I see you found us!" "Yeah, now like, let's all get lost!" "First, get rid of that ridiculous pirate hat you're wearing." "Hey!" "Wait a minute!" "Let me see that hat!" "This is a ship's manifest!" "I've heard of man-o-war, but I've never heard of man-o-fest!" "It's a list of the cargo the freighter was carrying and how much the cargo was worth." "Is that a clue?" "You bet!" "Look at the date!" "That ship won't sail until tomorrow!" " How would a ghost get this?" " Why would he want it?" "I have a hunch a little investigation will give us the answer." "Come on!" "I was right!" "Truck tire tracks!" "Now we know the ghost drives a truck." "Let's see where they go." " Okay, Scooby, follow the tire tracks." " Yeah, yeah!" "Well, lead on." " A pirate's chest!" " It must be stuffed full of that truck because that's where the tracks end." "If so, this creepy cave is creepier than I thought!" "Come on, let's find out what's in the chest." "Open it up!" "What's the password, you swabs?" "Zoinks!" "A talking pirate skull!" "Everybody relax, it's only a mini-microphone and speaker." " What's it mean by "give the password"?" " I don't know, let's give it a try." ""Sixteen men on a pirate's chest"?" "Let's see. "Yo-ho-ho, blow the man down"?" "How about, "Yum, yum, yum, and a liverwurst à la mode"?" "Wow!" "What a password!" "It worked this voice-activated secret entrance!" " The tire tracks go right inside!" " And so are we." "Come on!" "So this is where Red Beard stores his stolen cargo." "And this is where Red Beard will keep his secret forever!" "Zoinks!" "It's that goony ghost again!" "Let's get..." "Lower the iron door, and after them!" "Quick!" "Behind the crates!" "Zoinks!" "It's the gay blade of the ghost set again!" "Yoinks!" "It's trying to shish kebab us, Scoob!" "Scooby snacks!" "Scooby snacks!" "Boxes of them!" "Scooby-Doo!" "If I only had a sword!" "This nightstick should do it!" "En garde!" " Wow!" "It's liverwurst!" " Liverwurst!" "Delicious!" "Gangway!" "Behind that barrel!" "Down the hatch!" "I should have known!" "Oil!" "Make your shots count." "I hope this works on ghosts!" "Bull's-eye!" "Two down!" "I mean up!" "And one Red Beard to go!" "Now I'll make a pirate's stew out of you!" " Hands up and stand back, partner!" " An eggbeater?" "Yeah, an eggbeater!" "Hey!" "Let's ride!" "He'll never catch us on this automatic pogo stick!" "Pogo stick?" "This is a jackhammer!" " Shaggy!" " Scooby!" "Look out!" "Look out!" "The tires!" "We did it, Scooby!" "Scooby-Doo!" "Nice going, kids." "Uncovering these phonies and their ship is a job well done!" "Thanks." "Now, let's see whose glowing phosphorous face Red Beard really is!" "Mr. Magnus!" "I thought like, the butler always did it!" " But who are the other two?" " Hired henchmen, I guess." "Mr. Magnus was about to lose his business unless he came up with a lot of money!" "What easier way than to hijack your ships and sell the cargo?" "They had a neat ghost setup." "Down to the ghost sword operated by wires." "Where did that mysterious fog come from?" " Simple!" "Like, dry ice!" " Dry ice?" "Sure." "All they did was drop dry ice over the side of the ship." "And when dry ice mixes with water, it makes a real spooky fog." " Show them, Scooby." " Right!" "Scooby-Doo!" "Shh!" " Hey, Scooby." " Huh?" "Over here." "Hey, Scooby." " Where are you?" " Over here." "Today, Scooby-Doo meets the Globetrotters." "Well, guys, after checking our compass and the map I've come to a conclusion..." " What's that, Velma?" " We're hopelessly lost." "Shaggy, you and Scooby look for a road sign." "Like, you gotta be kidding, Daphne." " In this fog, we can hardly see the road." " Right." "Yipe!" "What is it, Scoob?" "Yikes, it's a swamp monster!" " Will you two get hold of each other!" " We are." " Yeah." " You're just seeing things." " Take another look out the back." " Okay." "But I may be sorry." "Yep, I'm sorry." "The swamp monster's after us." "Fred, my woman's intuition tells me that something is after us." "My side mirror tells me the same thing." "Hang on, gang." "We're moving out." "Hey, Meadowlark, this place sure doesn't look anything like Miami Beach." "You're right, Pabs." "Thanks to old Columbus Meadowlark's fantastic navigation." "Yeah, his shortcut turned out to be the longest cut in history." "Cool it, group." "I'll lead us out of here." " How?" " Simple, Geese." "All Curly has to do is follow that car ahead of us." "Good idea, unless they lost too." "Now, why should anybody be dumb enough to get themselves lost in a place like this?" "Who or whatever is after us is gaining, Fred." "Don't worry." "I'll lose them." "Well, we lost that so-called swamp monster so I guess we're in the clear now." "Uh-oh." "We sure are clear." "Clear up to our axles in mud." "Oh, no." "Speaking of ghosts..." " Who's speaking of ghosts?" " Me." "Look." "A ghost pirate ship." "Did I see what I thought I saw?" "If you mean that ghost pirate ship, I'm not sure." "Anyway, whatever we saw is gone." "Gosh." "What else can happen?" "Like, you had to ask." "Can that be a swamp monster?" "No, it's a weird bus." "Easy, group." "This might mean trouble." "Hey, you guys." "What are you gonna do?" "I'll tell you one thing we're not gonna do that's follow you anyplace anymore." "Hey, they're not swamp monsters." "Wow, no!" "They're the famous Globetrotters." "In person!" "Now, what's this about a swamp monster?" "Yikes!" "Help." "That swamp monster." "Well, kids, there's your old swamp monster." "Oh, swell." "But what do we do now?" "There's nothing we can do until the fog lifts." " Something's lifting." " I've got a feeling there's one thing we can do." " What?" "Run!" "Hold it." "Hold it." "This is no time to hold it, man." "There's an alligator after us." "Nothing's after you." "See?" "It's gone." "Anyway, let's don't stay in this creepy place." "Right on." "Hey, look." "It's an old inn." "Who cares if it's old?" "Let's go in the inn." "Wait." "It might be haunted." "Okay, Shaggy, you stay here, and we'll check it out." "But give a yell if you see any ghosts." "If?" "Now what did she mean by "if"?" "Look." "Look." "That's just that old pirate ship." " Ship?" " Sure, Scoob." "And nobody was even sailing it." "Which means ghost pirates." "Yikes!" "We're almost there." "Shh." "Stop." "Go back, or we're all sunk." "Easy, fellow." "Who or what's gonna sink us?" "That ghost pirate ship we saw." "That's who and what." "Nonsense, and for two very good reasons." "Tell them, Meadowlark." "Please." "Number one, there's no such things as ghosts." "Number two, pirate ships are a thing of the past." "Meadowlark's right." "And even though I saw the ghost pirate ship, I still don't believe it." "Naturally, Curly." "That's because there's nothing out there." "See?" "Where did it go?" "If everyone's through seeing things, let's go see about that inn." "And hurry, before the fog takes all the curl out of my hair." "Me too." "I bet if Granny were here, we wouldn't be in this mess." "Are you kidding?" "If we'd gone to Chicago with her for Dribble's K-9 contest..." " ... we'd be in a worse mess." " How do you figure that, man?" " Simple." "We'd have all gone to the dogs." " Oh, boy." "I just hope our machine isn't stuck in quicksand, Fred." "If it is, it's probably sunk by now." "Whoa." "Stop the parade." "If our bus sinks, I'm sunk." " I don't get it." " It's his lucky basketball." "Meadowlark thinks if he loses it, we'll lose tomorrow's game." "Meadowlark, that's just being superstitious." "You know it." "I know it." "But my hands don't." "Who will volunteer to go back to the bus with me?" "Don't everybody rush." "Just step up one at a time." "Leave this place!" "Yikes!" "Let's go, Scoob." "How about that." "Two volunteers." "Come on, Meadowlark." "Don't just sit here." "Let's do what the ghost said and leave." "Take it easy, Shaggy." "We were probably just hearing something." "Well, that sure sounded like somebody." "So let's find that somebody and ask how to get out of this swamp." "Good plan." "You go find him, and we'll go find my ball." "I'm sure not staying here." "Me either." "If everything goes okay, we'll meet here at the old inn." "Like, it won't be okay if you meet any ghosts or monsters." "For the last time, Shaggy, there's nobody here but us." "And me." "Great." "Our buses are okay." "But somebody might be inside." "Well, I'll get my basketball." "And you two can watch things out here." "Huh?" " It was just a bird." " Oh." "Uh-oh." "Yipe!" "Yahoo!" " Scooby, is that what I think it is?" " Uh-huh." "Uh-huh." "Scoob, wait for me." "Hey, guys, I got it." "Uh-oh." "What's that?" "It must be the swamp monster." "It must have got Shag and Scooby." "Now it's coming for me." "Wait." "Meadowlark." "It even knows my name." "Meadowlark wouldn't run away from us." "Unless..." " What?" " Something's after him." " What?" " I don't know." "But let's don't hang around and find out." "No luck." "We might as well give up." "Yes, whoever it was that warned us away must have split." "Let's go check in the inn." "Sure." "Who's gonna stop us?" "Red Beard the Pirate's ghost will stop you." "Go away." "Now." "Hey, man." "Are you trying to scare us?" "Yes." "And for your own good." "Look, pal." "No ghost-pirate story is gonna scare us away." "It's not just a story." "In fact, it sounds like you may meet him soon." "Heck, he's no ghost." "He's our leader." "Well, he may not be a ghost, but he sure looks like he's seen one." "Worse than that." "It's a hot-dog-shaped two-headed monster and it's coming after us right now." "Meadowlark, you have to be kidding." "Does it sound like I'm kidding?" "We're out of control." "Quick, inside the log." "Meadowlark's right." "It is coming for us." "Move out, everyone." "That's the fastest swamp monster I ever saw." "That's the only one I ever saw." "Jump." "What happened?" "Well, we made it." "Except I'm not sure we're okay." "What happened to poor Shag and Scooby?" "And the swamp monster?" "There's the answer to both our questions." "Hey." "Look, Scooby." "It's Fred." "All three of him." "Okay, everybody." "Let's go inside." "We can't." "The door's boarded up." "Stand back, kids." "I'll take care of that." "Curly, knock it down." "Me?" "I'm brainy, not brawny." "Okay, use your head." "Good idea." "Gip, do your stuff." "One door going down." "What a mess." "Maybe we should have tried the back door." "Maybe it doesn't have a back door." "It does now." "Hello?" "Anybody home?" "Nobody but us chickens." "That wasn't funny, Shaggy." "Somebody else thinks it was." "Okay, who's laughing?" " Not me." " Me neither." "I forgot." "Did I?" "No." "And neither did I." "Like, that was a ghost laugh if I ever heard one." "You never heard one." "Besides, that was just..." "Well, a scary noise." "Well, scary noises scare me." "Me too." "Because there has to be a scarer to make us the scaree." "Come on, Curly-boy." "That was just your imagination." "Meadowlark, can I ask you just one question?" "Sure." "Did you ever hear your imagination walking?" "No." "And I don't want to see it either." "Me either." "That makes it unanimous." "That ought to do it." "Does anybody hear anything now?" "No." "I don't think so." "Naturally." "That's because there's nobody here to hear but ourselves." "Oh, yeah?" "Then one of us sure has some noisy bones." "Noisy bone?" "That has to be a skeleton." "Zoinks!" "It's getting louder and louder." "It's after me." "It's got me." "Scooby, will you stop imitating a flamenco dancer?" "Honestly." "Some skeleton." "You see?" "We were all just hearing scary noises." "Velma's right." "But I know how to get rid of all those scary noises." "That's easy to take care of." "All we have to do is drown out the scary noises." "With fun noises." "Say with a basketball game." "Basketball?" "At a time like this?" "This, or anytime." "Us against you Globetrotters?" "No way." "How about if we play you to 10 and spot you eight points?" "Far out." "It's a deal." "Like, what will we do for baskets?" "Our basket." "And your basket." "Any other questions?" "Just one." "How about a little practice first?" "Groovy idea, Fred." "Here." "Catch." "Huh?" "Just a little practice." "Huh?" "Just a little practice." "Go ahead, Scoob." "Try to sink a basket." "Like, try to get past my defense." "Okay." "Unfair." "What kind of basketball are you playing?" "Football." "Hold it." "Cease." "Desist." " What's wrong, man?" " What's wrong?" "I said let's warm up, not cool off." "Cool off?" "They look red hot to me." "Oh, brother." "Now I know what a basketball feels like when the Trotters make a basket." " Like, how's that?" " Sunk." "Don't worry, gang." "I have a plan." "Oh, well." "In that case, let's huddle." "Okay, gang, here's our plan." "Me?" "No tricky stuff, guys." "Remember, they're only kids." "Sure, we'll play like we're playing." "Ready for the jump?" " Ready." " Ready." "Here goes." "Don't use any tricks on the kids, huh?" "Hmm." "It looks like they have tricks of their own." "Scooby." "Come down here." "Go, go, Shaggy." "Oh, no." "That's their basket." "Two points for our side." "Yay!" "You spotted us eight points." "So that makes the score 10 to nothing, our favor." "There's still a chance for a tie." "Let's have the ball." "Start counting." "Two." "Four." "Six." "Eight." "Ten." "How about that!" "A tie." " Listen." " I don't hear anything." "That's what I mean." "No more scary noises." "Like, groovy." "I'm not scared anymore." "Me neither." " There's one thing that scares me." " What's that?" "Our big game in Miami tomorrow." "Oh, yeah?" "If Meadowlark doesn't get his beauty sleep he won't look good on the court." "Okay." "Let's all turn in." "Right, but we better stand guard duty just in case." "Okay, whoever volunteers to stand the first watch say "me"." "Curly, will you stand the first watch?" " Me?" " I'm proud of you, Curly." "You said "me," so you stand the watch." "Red Beard's ghost." "Ahoy, Red Beard." "Somebody's at the inn." "Our unwelcome guests are going to get the scare of their lives." "Sometimes I wish Meadowlark would learn to keep my big mouth shut." "Wake up." "Red Beard's ghost is coming." " Did somebody say something?" " Hey, man." "What's happening?" "I must have been having a nightmare about Red Beard's ghost coming here." "That's no nightmare." "He is coming, and you're going to be sorry if you don't skedaddle out right now." "Yikes." "That old swamp rat's trying to scare us away for some reason." "I don't know why he's trying to do it, but he's doing a good job." "Listen." "Somebody's down there." "Everybody out of sight." "Oh, man." "What's wrong?" "Do you see a ghost?" "No, but I see ghosts." "Anybody here?" "If anyone was here, they've gone now, Red Beard." "Oh, no." "I hear them getting closer." "Now I feel them in back of me." " There they are." " Where?" "Yikes!" "Give up, you two." "You're surrounded." "You give up, Red Beard." "You're surrounded." "Who?" "By you?" " Yes, me." " And me." "And us." "We're here too." "Ditto." "Mere mortals against Red Beard's ghost." "Round them up." "Put them all in the brig." "Aye, aye, Red Beard." "They're as good as got." "Here." "Have a seat." "I have these two." "Oh, yeah?" "What hit me?" "Hey, team, split up and scram." "I'll hold them off." " With what?" " This." "Shag, Scooby, look out." " I got you." " Oh, yeah?" "Going up." "Pabs, it looks like we have company." "I'll go welcome him." " Alley-oop." " Coming through." " What hit me?" " I'll show them." "I'll get one in the net." " Catch." " Catch." "Thanks, fellas." "You can't escape me." "I better." "Gotcha." "Any last words?" " Just two." " What are they?" "Happy landings." "Help, help!" "Somebody stop me." "This way out, sir." "Watch your step." "I told him to watch his step." "Give up now, or I'll summon up me full crew of ghost pirates." "You're bluffing, Red Beard." "Very well." "You asked for it." "Hey, he wasn't kidding." "Yikes!" "Wall-to-wall ghosts." "Quit now, or I'll have them take care of you this instant." "We quit, we quit." "Just call off your creepy pals." "Very well." "So now what are you gonna do with us?" "How does walking the plank sound?" "Corny." "I mean, it just isn't done in this day and age." "You forget, my day was 300 years ago before I became a ghost." "All right, me hearties." "Chain the prisoners until we can make them ghosts too." "Oh, no." "I'm too young to become a ghost too." "Ghost?" "Ha." "Listen, fella." "If you're an ectoplasmic apparition how come you're not vanishing with the dawn?" "Red Beard, listen." "Blast!" "I'll let you meddlers go this time, but if we meet again you'll become ghosts in a most unpleasant way." "Uh-oh." "Somebody turn on the lights." "I'm scared of the dark." "Relax, Shaggy." "At least we can't see those ghost pirates." "There aren't any ghosts." "See?" "Hey, they're gone." "Yeah." "You said ghosts disappear with the dawn." "And they did." "They didn't leave by the door." "It's locked." "Well, how did they get out?" "I don't know, but I think I've found a clue." "Look, oil footprints." "Something tells me we have another mystery to crack." "Something tells me we should get cracking." "Curly's right." "I think it's time we vacate this creepy place." "Personally, I agree with you." "Let's go." "Come on, Scooby." "There's no bones under that wooden floor." "Here." "How about a Scooby Snack instead?" "Now, what could be under there more interesting than food?" "I had to ask." " What was that?" " Probably a log bumped us." "Shall I fire her up, Red Beard?" "Aye, aye." "They should be gone up there." "Make ready to cast off." "What are we waiting for?" "Shaggy and Scooby are gone." "Shaggy, Scooby-Doo, where are you?" "Uh-oh." "They wouldn't leave their Scooby Snacks behind, unless..." "Whoops." "It's a trap door." "So that's how Red Beard did his disappearing act." "Are they down there?" "No, but I'll bet they were." "Red Beard must have them." "You're right." "Except Red Beard doesn't know it yet." "Any sign they're in trouble?" "Just one." "The sign that Scooby's waving that says "help"." "Come on." "We've got to save them before it's too late." "Sorry, Scoob." "Like, our necks are more important than your tummy." "I just hope the guys pick up this trail." "This outboard motor just won't start." "Naturally." "That's because it needs a faster pull to create combustion." "She's usually right, Meadowlark." "Okay, you heard the little lady, Pabs." "One fast start coming up." "Hey, Meadowlark, look." "You didn't leave without us." "You know I wouldn't do that, pal." "Man." "This is the first time I ever water-skied on a wharf." "It may be the last time, if we meet up with old Red Beard." "Faster, Meadowlark, while the trail is hot." "A hot water trail?" "Well, it's the only one we've got." "Look at those cookies floating on the water." "Cookies?" "Those are Scooby Snacks." "Quick!" "Follow those Scooby Snacks." "You mean catfish." "Methinks it's time for Red Beard's ghost to disappear forever." "Like, we'll disappear too, unless our trail is picked up." "Look." "Oh, no." "The catfish are eating our trail." "Our only chance is to swim ashore, Scoob." "No way." "Look." "Finally." "Are you sure you weren't followed?" "Nobody would dare follow Red Beard." "Gesundheit." "I didn't sneeze." "Shh." "Listen." "It came from the boat." "There's nobody there, unless it's a ghost." "Shh." "You'll give us away." "I'll give you away." "To the sharks." "What be you doing here?" "We're trying to get rid of his allergy." "What's he allergic to?" "You." "Stop them." "Well, I guess that's the way the old ball bounces, Scoob." "Yeah, bounces." "Bounces?" "That's it, Scoob." " Let's give it the old one-three." " One-three?" "One." "Two." "Three." "So you want to play games, eh?" "Faster, Scoob." "That bucket is gaining on us." "They don't call me Slippery Sam for nothing." "Quick, Scoob." "Down the hatch." "Hey, get me out of here." "Arr." "If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself." "It looks like we gave them the slip, Scoob." "Yeah, yeah." "Maybe this is the way out." "Yeow!" " Hey, flag." " A flag?" "Oh, yeah." "A pirate flag." "Of course it's only a flag." "Quit being such a chicken, Scoob." "Who, me?" "Now, you go first, and I'll protect you from behind." "Huh?" "Thanks." "Maybe that's the way out." " No." " Are you sure?" "That's for sure." "Think you're gonna get away from Red Beard, eh?" "We can sure try." "Come on, Scoob." "Which way did they go?" " That way." " Thanks." "You clumsy fool." "After them!" "Aye, aye, sir." "There's a way out." "Any porthole in a storm." "Do you have the feeling this is where we came in?" "Yeah, yeah." "I do, I do." "End of the line, and no sign of them." "I think they were here." "Look!" "A Scooby Snack bag." "Hmm." "That alligator looks like he just had lunch." "I just hope it wasn't who I think it might be." "If only it could talk." "Fred." "Daphne." "Velma." "Did it say what I thought it said?" "No, that was Shaggy." "And he's back there." " With the ghosts." " Shh." "We've got one chance to pull a rescue: surprise." "So much for our chance." "Look." "See who's warning them about us." "Hmm." "Why would a swamp rat radio a ghost?" "Who knows?" "Maybe they're on a ghost-to-ghost hookup." "I'll get you down." "Fast." "Geronimo!" "Hark." "I'll get them." "Look, Scoob." "Belaying pins." "Just like in the pirate movies." "Scare them, Shaggy." "Avast there, matey, or I'll belay you with this belaying pin." "No, no." "Not that." "Scared you, huh?" "Well, we're getting out of here with this." "What did I do?" "What did I do?" "Yeow!" "Duck, everybody." "We're going through." "Red Beard, we gotta clear out of here fast." "Nonsense." "That kid and dog can't bother us." "It's not them." "It's that swamp monster." "There be no such thing as a swamp monster." "It's coming for us." "Yipe!" "I'm leaving." "All right, Red Beard." "We've got you now." "Who's got who?" "All hands." "Get them." "Jinkies!" "Make like a banana sundae and split." "Okay, Trotters, start trotting." "Where do you think you're going?" " Out." " Now we've got them." "Don't let anybody get away." "Man, that's what I call nose dribbling." "Uh-oh." "Wow." "Fred and Daphne are trapped." "We have to do something." "Right." "Whoops." "Like, we didn't have to do this." "Look out below." "Shag, Scooby." "So nice of you guys to drop in." " Are you all right?" " No." " Where does it hurt?" " Here." " What is it?" " Hunger pains." "He always gets them." "Yeah." "I'm starving." "Uh-oh." "You won't even get a last meal if we don't get moving." "Split." "I'll net them all at once." "Stand back, or I'll let you have it." "Have what?" "Hmm." "I forgot." "How about the old switcheroo?" "Yeah." "Let's go." " Now." " Now." "Hey, man." "Thanks." "I'll show them." "All right, we've got you now." "Fred, we're trapped." "Psst." " It's me, Swampy Pete." " Yikes." "It's him!" "Help." "Help!" "He's got me." "Yikes!" "I struck oil." "Duck." "Run for cover." "That's out-of-control oil, and it's coming our way." "Yeow!" "Everyone up on the barge." "Step on it, man." "Here they come again." "Stop, or I'll turn loose my ghostly spirits on you." "Not those screaming meanies again." "Those floating creepies will get us for sure." "Okay, you have us, Red Beard." "But can't we talk it over?" "Yeah." "Maybe we can make a deal or something." "No deals." "Down into the hatch with you." " What then?" " You'll merely be locked up until we vanish into our other world." "We can't trust him." "There's no telling what will happen to us down there." "But what else can we do?" "Quick." "Over the side." "Can we trust you?" "Do you have a choice?" "Since you put it that way..." "No." " This way, Scooby." " No, this way." "Over we go." "You can't escape my spirit crew." "This way, Scoob." "Okay, okay." "Oh, no." "They've done it again." "Out of my way." "We're trapped." "Congratulations." "You captured Red Beard and his whole gang." "Shaggy, you really use your head." "Oh, no, it was Scooby, and he really used his feet." "What about those so-called spirits?" "Just a trick." "They came from this spirit projector." "Great." "But listen." "What's coming now?" "It's a police helicopter I've had circling until I could find Red Beard's hideout." "Something tells me you're not really a swamp rat, Swampy Pete." "Something tells me you're right, Velma." "I'm Lieutenant Pete Duggan, of the Harbor Patrol." "And Red Beard wasn't a ghost either?" "No, he's a crooked oilman who used the Red Beard legend to keep people away while he tapped those offshore oil wells loaded up his oil barge and piped it into those tanker trucks." "Sort of an oil bootlegging operation, huh?" "Right, but he's out of business now, thanks to you-all." "But they glowed like ghosts." "Another trick." "Glow paint." "You can buy it at any joke store." "It's no joke that we're gonna miss our basketball game in Miami." "Relax." "I'll call a taxi." "Okay, come on down." "Boy." "Talk about service." "Watch out, Miami." "Here come the Globetrotters." "It was nice of you to get us to the game on time, Pete." "Well, that was nothing, kids." "Plus, you still have a big reward coming." "Say, how about an advance on it?" "Say a triple-decker hamburger?" "One triple-decker, please." "Hey." "That's my burger." "The gulping gourmets are at it again." "Wait." "He's gotta be here someplace." "Scooby Doo, where are you?" "Yoo-hoo." "Up here." "Oh, no." "There goes my hamburger." "Scooby-Dooby-Doo!" " Hey, Scooby." " Huh?" "Over here." "Hey, Scooby." " Where are you?" " Over here."