"Hello?" "Hey, Cadu, what's up?" "No, I'm just taking some street-photos." "Right now?" "Sure." "Where's it gonna be?" "No problem, I will be there." "Ok, ok." "I'll be there." "See you, bye." "I would like to order a beirut without tomatoes." "Hello?" "What's up, Marquito?" "This is Nando speaking." "Do you happen to know anybody who can read Arabic?" "'cause I've got a letter in Arabic and I have no idea what it says so I was looking for someone who can read it." "Since you have an Arab surname, I figured you'd know somebody." "In the city market?" "Tio Ali?" "I'll go there see if I can find someone." "I'll call you later so we can hang out." "Ok, right." "See you, bye." "Excuse me, please." "Would you help me?" "I've just got this letter from Beirut, Lebanon." "Then I called some friend of mine who is Arab." "I mean, descended from Arabs but he didn't understand either." "Do you understand any Arabic?" "Well, it's been a while since I left there, but I sure can try." "It's because I really don't understand any Arabic so anything you figure out will be fine." "The letter says you were left some sort of inheritance in Lebanon." "Inheritance?" " Does the letter say what it is?" " It doesn't." "Is it money, a mansion, real state, stocks?" "It only says there is an inheritance waiting for you." "I guess that's good news." "Thank you." "Do you happen to have any relatives or friends over there I can get in touch with?" "It turns out I have a cousin right there in Beirut." "His name is Samir, I'll give you his phone number so you can get in touch with him." "Thank you, very much!" "Do you want to send him anything?" " A hug, a kiss, some halawi?" " No, thanks." " Nothing?" " Nothing." " Thank you." "Hello?" "Ju?" "I'm fine, and you?" "Let me ask you something." "Do you remember an aunt we have who used to live in France, wherever." "The one I visited about three years ago, while I was backpacking?" "It seems she left me something in her will." "A big inheritance over there." "I don't know what it is." "I've no idea why me." "Maybe it is because I washed her dishes when I was over there." "Probably there wasn't anybody else, so she's leaving it to me." "But I don't even know what it is." "Well, I'll buy a ticket and fly over there." "Money?" "I guess I will make a loan at the bank and when I get the money I'll pay them." "When I get there..." "Well, we'll talk when I get home." "I'm driving." "I have to hang up otherwise I'll get fined." "Consulate Lebanon Sao Paulo" "Hello, good afternoon." "One, two, three." "Testing." "Smile, Ju." "Give this." "You're driving." "I've got to tape my last moments here in Sao Paulo." "Who knows if I'll ever come back." " Take care." " Bye." "Take care of my dog and please do not crash my car." "See you!" "Bye."