"[ Dolphin chattering ]" "Oh, look, Betty, it's a dolphin." " Hey, there, little guy." " Ew, Bruce." "Just leave that dirty thing alone." "I think it's caught in a net." "[ Dolphin squeaks ]" "Are you asking us to free you from a net, Mr. Dolphin?" "Wait, Bruce." "Something's not right here." "Come on, Betty." "I know you have this whole "I hate dolphins" thing..." "They're the rats of the sea." "But we can't just let it die in the net." "Okay." "[ Dolphin squeaks ]" "[ Dolphin growls ]" "Oh, you're right!" "Dolphins are insane!" "Why did I help this dolphin?" "!" "You led us to our death, you bastard!" "[ Both screaming ]" "[ Gurgling ]" "[ Seagulls crying ]" "Diego!" "Diego!" "Yup, these are dolphin bites, all right, and the teeth-stab patterns are consistent with the other victims." "It's the fifth beach-jogging couple this month." "Looks like we've got a dolphin serial killer on our hands." "Well, we've got to find him, 'cause Bruce and Betty were my two best friends." "They were?" "You never mentioned them to me before." "This bottle-nosed bastard just made the mistake of his life, 'cause I'm gonna hunt down his fish ass." "Actually, dolphins aren't fish." "They're mammals." "You know what, Jessie?" "You're a real jerk." "Typical San Diego." "Back in Alaska, if a dolphin steps out of line, he gets dol-finished." "[ Screams ]" "Trent:" "No." "No." "[ Keyboard clacking ]" "[ Sighing ] No." "No." "We could look at the porpoises." "It's pointless." "All these dolphins look alike." "There's no way to track a killer dolphin." "That may not be entirely true." "What the hell are you talking about, Kove?" "You must go to the Nick Cannon Prison for the Criminally Insane." "There you will meet with the serial killer Lundgren." "If anyone can help you profile our dolphin, it's him." "But be careful, Trent " "Lundgren is an evil genius, and he's cap" " Trent?" "[ Sternly ] Trent!" "Have you been listening to a word I've just said?" "No." "Alphonse:" "I'm not feeling these outfits." "Get used to it, Alphonse." "We've got a killer dolphin out there." "He's attacking jogging couples." "If we want to catch him, we got to look like bait." "I have a whole back-story for my undercover character." "She's a nursing student, and she's black." "Okay, so, none of that -- Just jog." "Yeah, well, in Alaska, we don't jog " " We log." "Alphonse, I know you think it's really cool when you make these comparisons between Alaska and San Diego." "It's not." " You guys jog that way." " Okay." "[ Cell door opens ]" "Whoa, whoa, whoa " " Wait." "Agent Hauser, you know you cannot go here by yourself." "This is a restricted area." "You've got to go back to the reception area." "I don't have time for receptions." "God, you're powerful." "Lundgren does not like questions, and he hates visitors." "And here is his dossier." "I don't time for dossiers." "God!" "Listen " " I don't think you fully appreciate the magnitude of what you're about to face." "Lundgren is pure evil." "Listen -- I don't have time for evil." "As a matter of fact, I don't have time for time." "You want to know why?" " 'Cause I hate time." " Oh, God." "Now open up this door and let me do my job the way I like:" "Timelessly." "All right." "[ Breathing heavily ]" "[ Lundgren as Hannibal Lecter ] Salutations, Agent Hauser." "What's the matter, Alphonse?" "Somebody buried a dirty diaper in the sand, and I stepped in it." "Wash it off." "[ Dolphin squeaks ]" "Yo, Piper, there's something in the water with me!" "It's probably just a fish." "They love baby crap." "No, it's bigger than that." "[ Dolphin chattering ]" "[ Gunshots ]" "Alphonse, no!" "[ Alphonse screaming ]" "[ Dolphin screams ]" "That had to be the killer dolphin, right?" "Um, yeah." "I came here because they told me you could profile my killer." "Lundgren:" "Ah, yes." "I know who the killer is." "You do?" "Then tell me." "Lundgren:" "Can you describe a sunset for me, Agent Hauser?" "It's been so long since I've seen one." "Fine." "Sunset." "It's orange, has a little bit of this haze and it's " "Wait a second." "Damn it, I didn't come here to discuss sunsets." "Lundgren:" "And yet here you are discussing sunsets." "Tell me who the killer is!" "Lundgren:" "I will, but you must do something for me first." "Name it." "Lundgren:" "I want to see the ocean again." "I want to rub my little tum-tum on the reefs." "I want to look up at the moon through the rippling waves as a free dolphin." " Fine." " Wow." "Really?" "What's the matter, Piper?" "I mean, how do we know that the dolphin we shot is the real killer?" "In the law-enforcement game, one never knows." "One only hopes." "Okay, I don't think that's true, but, also, shouldn't we go back to the beach to get Sam and Jessie?" "They're fine." "Look, we caught the real killer." "Oh, she is such a drag." "It's hard to describe." "It's " " It's splatters of paint on a canvas." "Lundgren:" "Yes." "Different people see different things." "Lungren:" "Really?" "[ Laughs ]" "Damn it!" "You're doing it to me again." "I didn't come here to describe Jackson Pollock." "I came here for answers, and you're wasting my time." "Lundgren:" "Your killer is 6 1/2 feet long." "His blowhole slightly off center." "He has a scar on his right flipper from a shark attack when he was a child." "Thank you." "And about that pardon " "[ Lundgren gasps ]" "Got it right here." "Lundgren:" "What are you doing?" "[ Lundgren gasps ] No, no!" " You stupid fish." " I'm a mammal." "I... am... a... mammal!" " I have a lead on our killer." " Too late, Trent." "We already got him." " This is not our dolphin." " I knew it." "Liar!" "Sam, we need to go through those dolphin mug-shots again." "Sam?" "Where's Sam?" "How long do you think we're supposed to stay out here?" "Are you serious?" "They just left us." "We're not undercover anymore." "I wonder what Malika would do in this situation." "Enough about Malika." "You don't even vaguely look black." "There's no way you could ever pull " "[ Dolphin squeaks ]" "Look at that." "Holy pussy cat." "[ Jessie gasps ]" " Jessie:" "Do you think it's...?" " Sam:" "The killer?" "Got to be." "W-w-w-what should we do?" "I mean, should we call this in?" "No." "Screw those guys." "This is our opportunity to be heroes." "[ Jessie gasps ]" "Here we go." "I'm doing this." "I'm doing this." "I'm doing it." "I'm doing it." "I'm doing it." "[ Dolphin growls ]" "Oh, my God!" "Help!" "Jessie, help me!" " What do you want me to do?" " Shoot it!" " They didn't give me a gun." " What?" "Then kick it." " I can't swim." " What?" "I can't either." " Let him go." " No, I don't have a shot!" "[ Sam gasping ]" "[ Trent screams ]" "Trent:" "Bruce..." "Betty..." " Piper:" "Trent, no!" " We're the good guys." "He killed my best friends!" "God, you know, I never remember him mentioning those two." "[ Trent screams ]" "[ Gunshots ]" "Cuff him." "Piper, Alphonse, we're out of here." "Guys, you suck." "Ow!" "How do I get out of the ocean?" "Why the long face, Trent?" "You saved the day." "Sure, I stopped a crazy dolphin serial-killer, but" "I still lost the two closest people in the world to me." "How did you know them, anyway?" "Bruce and Betty?" "It was back in 2005." "I was really down on my luck, and, uh, they bought my old Miata off of Craigslist." "They really helped me out when I needed it most." "[ Kove crying ] Please." "[ Cellphone rings ]" "Put it in my ear." "Lundgren:" "Hello, Agent Hauser." "What the hell do you want, Lundgren?" "I just wanted to congratulate you on your victory." "You're a very worthy adversary." "I don't need your congratulations, you scumbag." "Can you describe what a free dolphin looks like?" "A free dolphin?" "I know it lives in the ocean, has some fins, and it's " "[ Lundgren laughing ]" "What are you laughing at?" "[ Laughing continues ]" "S-e-a you soon, Agent Hauser." "[ Laughing evilly ]" "Lundgren?" "Lundgren?" "Lundgren!" "I'm a terrible warden." "Adios, San Diego." "Hello, Fire Island."