"Come back for dinner, folks!" "I will serve our guests first" "Make yourselves at home, friends" "Keep it lit, or they will come to life" "That's better; if you get loose" "I can't handle all of you" "Here's your dinner" "Here's your dinner" "Here's your dinner" "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1" "They're all here" "Game over; don't worry, it's only me" "Rascal" "Look at yourself" "Come out, it's me" "Master, help!" "Master, help!" "What is it?" "Inside" "Master, it is me" "Don't hit so hard" "You've broken them up" "Allow me" "Let me" "They are wild" "Dentures?" "They are all broken" "How can I explain that?" "Help me" "Don't mess with my clients" "He did it" "I'm leaving" "Stay a while longer" "Brother" "See you" "The night is dark" "Go home, get in line" "Step out of the mortuary" "On our way" "Go home, it's late" "Your aunt will complain" "Let me help you" "Good morning" "Hello, Master Ko" "Good business" "Morning" "You're all dressed up" "Master is taking me to English tea" "Go, then" "May I be excused from your meeting with Mr. Yam?" "Are you in trouble with him?" "No, I don't know him" "But I've never been to English tea" "I may embarrass you" "How considerate" "You're excused" "I've never had English tea, either" "I may do something embarrassing" "I better take Dan along" "Let him embarrass himself first" "Dan!" "Here I am" "Yes, Master?" "Since you're a good boy" "I'll take you to English tea" "Great!" "Let's go" "Do you have a reservation?" "No" "Didn't Yam Fat make one?" "For Mr. Yam?" "This way" "Please" "This way, please" "Hello, please sit down" "Greet Mr. Yam Sir" "Fine, please sit" "Your daughter is back from the city?" "Is she here?" "She learned makeup skills" "And is now teaching" "She needs all the help she can get" "With you as her father" "Here she is" "Daddy" "Greet Master Ko" "Hello, Master Ko" "Such a big girl now!" "Yes, so big" "Something to drink?" "Coffee, please" "Coffee" "Give me a cafe" "Cafe for me as well" "For you, Master?" "I'll have coffee, too" "Good" "Master, can I change my cafe" "To a coffee?" "Stick with what you've ordered" "About the re-burial of my father" "Have you picked a lucky day?" "We should probably" "Leave it alone" "I've thought it through" "The fortune-teller said" "To re-bury him in twenty years" "To bring us good fortune" "You believe a fortune-teller?" "I should believe you?" "Of course" "Don't intenupt us" "Then we should" "Do it in three days" "What should we bring?" "Cash" "How much?" "That's not important" "Sir, Mr. Wong is over there" "I must greet him" "Excuse me" "Serve them some custard tarts" "Yes, sir" "Which do I drink first?" "Are you thirsty?" "Drink it" "While it is warm" "Cheers" "You like it black?" "Yes, I like it black" "Daddy, I'll put milk in yours" "Thanks" "Cheers" "I'm going to get some cosmetics" "We'll meet up later" "Please eat Okay" "Help yourself" "Behave" "One sugar or two?" "No, thanks" "You like it black" "It's too sweet" "Pretend you are eating candy" "I'm going grocery shopping" "A girl from Yee Hung Garden" "Will come to shop" "She's a hooker, but treat her well" "Go ahead" "I know what to do" "Where can I buy cosmetics?" "She's so pretty" "I wish she were my wife; pity" "Please look around" "My aunt said you'd come" "Who is your aunt?" "You just spoke to her" "I asked her a question" "I don't know her" "She's pretending" "Fine, you don't know my aunt" "Try this rouge" "So, when did you start?" "Learning to do this?" "Learning, doing..." "Mom taught me when I was twelve" "Your mother?" "She died young" "So I took more lessons in the city" "Nice colour" "How old are you?" "Eighteen" "It's been six years" "When will you retire?" "If I live to be eighty" "I would continue" "Weren't you forced into it?" "No, this is my hobby" "All girls like this" "Ever thought about leaving?" "No, I'll teach all I've learned" "To the local girls" "They will love it" "Don't lead them astray" "You're too conservative" "It's a moral issue" "I'm not selling to you" "Go back to Yee Hung Garden" "What about Yee Hung Garden?" "Here you are" "Why so angry?" "You've been to Yee Hung Garden?" "No" "How do you know her?" "This is Ting, Mr. Yam's daughter" "What is Yee Hung Garden?" "A tea house" "What?" "Whore-house Restaurant" "What?" "Whore-house" "You..." "I..." "Dad, I'm going home" "Daughter..." "Mr. Yam" "Ting" "What's the matter?" "Bastard" "Pray sincerely" "The fortune-teller said this is a rare plot" "It's a good spot" "Yes, it's a Dragonfly spot" "Very short" "Very narrow" "It must be a straight burial" "You're great" "What's a straight burial?" "It is how straight people do it?" "Shut up" "If the ritual is over, may we begin?" "Yes" "Let's go" "Master, what is a straight burial?" "The coffin is buried vertically Am I right?" "Yes, the fortune-teller said" "That will bring us riches" "And has it?" "Our family business is failing" "For no reason" "Could your family have crossed the fortune-teller?" "Why?" "Did your father have any disputes with him?" "This was his plot" "Father knew it was good" "So he bought it from him" "By force?" "I think so" "That explains the trickery" "He told you to put cement here" "What shall we do?" "The cement should be on top" "Or the Dragonfly can't land and send you riches" "At least" "He suggested this re-burial" "Only half of your life is ruined" "And not the future generations" "We see it" "Untie it, pull out the nails" "Old Mr. Yam is seeing the light again" "All aged 36,22,35 or 48" "Born in the years of" "The Cock or Bull, turn away" "Straighten your clothes" "Open the coffin" "Dad" "Grandpa" "I am a bad son to disturb you" "Can we re-use this plot?" "Dragonfly plots" "Are good only once" "It is useless now" "Now what?" "I suggest cremation, right here" "No" "Father hated fire" "I can't do this" "We may have problems" "Anything but cremation" "Any other ideas?" "Take it to the mortuary" "I'll find a plot tomorrow" "So he can rest in peace" "Bring it back" "Please go home, Mr. Yam" "Light some incense at the plot" "And report back to me" "Put incense at every grave" "Died at age twenty; what a waste" "I'll give you some more" "It won't be wasted" "Thank you" "Look at the incense" "Go tell Master" "Two short, one long" "It is the worst omen" "Someone in the family will die" "The Yam family?" "Who else?" "Not our problem, then" "But will Ting be all right?" "She's a Yam" "You said it's not our problem" "But she's the one I love" "Then she will marry me" "We'll compete for her" "You're on" "Master, please think of something" "Yes, Master" "I have an idea" "That's why I brought the coffin here" "What's wrong with the coffin?" "Nothing" "It's the corpse" "Something is fishy" "No decay after twenty years" "It's gotten fatter" "Cover it now!" "Get paper, brush, ink, sword, knife" "What?" "Yellow paper, red brush, black ink, sharp knife and wooden sword" "Chicken again?" "Chicken..." "Hold this" "What is it?" "Ink marker" "Where do we make the marks?" "Over the coffin" "Make sure you mark every bit" "There are good and bad men" "And moving and dead corpses" "There are also men and women" "I mean people in general" "This will become a moving corpse called a vampire" "How?" "And how do men become bad men?" "They give way to anger" "Corpses become vampires the same way" "What do you mean?" "When someone dies in anger" "A breath is caught in his throat" "So he hasn't breathed his last" "So we must turn away from anger" "So our breath is released" "And we won't do harm" "Stop talking and work" "Make sure you hit every spot" "We're done" "You missed a spot" "And here" "Where?" "Here" "I'll show you..." "Here" "Don't run" "Stop" "Master" "How dare you" "Hold this" "You..." "You're going?" "It's your fault" "You started it" "It's too late, you'll run into ghosts" "Right now, that's" "Better than facing Master" "Her eyes" "Shine like stars" "A frightful sight" "Her eyes" "Shine like stars" "A more frightful sight" "Eerie winds blow through the moonlit alley" "It's a lady ghost seeking her lover" "Who would want a ghostly bride" "To worship the moon with her?" "Her eyes" "Shine like stars" "A frightful sight" "Her eyes" "Shine like stars" "A more frightful sight" "Even the moon refuses to watch" "A sound sleeper" "The best choice for mortuary guard" "To your health" "Things are calm at the jail?" "Just busy work for the boys" "Cousin Ting has grown up now" "She has" "She should get married" "She should" "So I think..." "More tea?" "Sir, Master Ko is here" "Welcome" "Mr. Yam" "How is the re-burial process?" "Some good came out of it" "Let's talk in my study" "Sure" "Behave" "Uncle, I think..." "We'll talk later" "Miss Yam, sorry about last time" "Never mind" "Are you trying to steal?" "Don't stand near my cousin" "Cousin" "Cousin..." "She is too nice to scold you" "Right, Cousin?" "It's our fault" "Let go into the yard" "Grey hair, a sign of ill health" "Is it yours?" "No" "Why would it be mine?" "You understand" "What I told Uncle" "We've been playmates" "Each in our" "Own homes" "But still we grew up together" "I have not even" "Touched your hand" "Unless those two aide guys" "You eat it" "Why me?" "You pulled out the hair" "Eat it" "You two will become one" "Then we can abuse him" "Try and slap yourself" "What if he hits himself?" "Who would" "Do such things?" "Don't stop" "What are you doing?" "Why did you stop?" "It hurts" "I'll help" "Let go" "Cousin" "I'm aide;" "I must be punished" "So people really do hit themselves" "I quit" "Why?" "We're tricking him" "We can't let him get us" "Let's see" "Take off your clothes" "I can't" "He's inside" "And in front of Ting" "Right!" "Cousin!" "Dad!" "Playing tricks again" "Let's go home" "Uncle, I need some tea" "Murder at the Yam house" "No one can go in" "A tragic death" "Uncle is dead" "But I will protect you" "Don't touch it" "Yes, sir" "Hurry back to the mortuary" "See if Old Mr. Yam's corpse is there" "Wai" "What was he killed by?" "Gunshot" "Every shot hit his neck?" "He must be a martial artist" "An expert in nine-fold darts" "That's how he killed Mr. Yam" "Where are the darts?" "Don't interrupt my reasoning" "You tell me how he was killed" "Stabbed by fingernails" "The killer had long fingernails" "Everyone" "Who has longer fingernails?" "You're unreasonable" "I don't frame people" "You have the longest nails" "So you are the main suspect; men" "Yes" "Lock him up" "Yes, sir" "I've caught the suspect" "I'll avenge Uncle's death" "You must make sure" "Don't harm the innocent" "Of course" "Take the corpse to the jail" "Yes, sir" "You will look at it every day" "Sooner or later you'll confess" "Yes" "Master, the coffin" "Shattered" "The corpse" "Gone" "Master?" "Arrested" "You" "Freeze" "Captain, may I speak with him?" "Say your last words" "Don't say I didn't warn you" "You're sure?" "I've even checked the other coffins" "Something bad will happen tonight" "Yes, Master, you'll be in jail" "I mean, there will be two vampires" "Two?" "Mr. Yam was killed by a vampire" "He will become one as well" "Father and son will rule" "Are you done?" "Almost" "Bring my gear into the jail tonight" "You protect Ting" "How?" "Hold your breath when you see the vampire" "Hold my breath?" "What shall I bring?" "Chicken blood, ink marker, paper spells" "That's enough" "Carve the rest on your gravestone" "And sticky rice" "Remember to bring sticky rice" "Get out" "I shall avenge Uncle's death" "Why did you kill him?" "Why should I kill him?" "So stubborn" "You know this word?" "Calm down" "Why?" "I used to use the word "bad" to brand the bad guys" "But the skin wrinkled up" "This word has fewer strokes" "But is just as painful" "Yes" "Hold this Yes, sir" "This word is "villain"" "If you don't want to be branded" "Like this pork skin" "Confess before dawn" "If..." "You keep me here past dawn" "You are responsible for everything" "Still so stubborn" "Lock him up" "Yes, sir" "Uncle, I will avenge your death" "Rest in peace" "The confession, by tomorrow" "What are you doing?" "Waiting for you to pull your head back inside" "Why?" "You may be embarrassed" "Help me get my head back in" "No" "Use your brain" "But don't blame me for my actions" "Just hurry" "What is this?" "Why did you pull down my pants?" "Your head is back in" "Rascal" "You promised" "Not to blame me" "Where's the gear?" "Here" "Chicken blood, ink, paper spell, marker" "And sticky rice?" "Here, it's still warm" "Eat it now" "You cooked it?" "I wanted raw rice" "To scatter around him" "To block the vampire vapours" "What now?" "I'll feed it to him" "He's moving" "Stick this spell on his forehead" "He's gone" "Find him" "Go" "Hurry" "What's going on?" "Go look Yes, sir" "It's only Uncle." "He's one of us" "Fix the bed" "Yes, sir" "Good thing I came" "Or they'd be torturing you" "The bed is fixed" "Put him on it" "Yes, sir" "Go out, lock the door" "Don't open it, no matter what" "Yes, sir" "Uncle" "Watch this" "Don't tear off the spell" "Don't hide, coward" "Watch your back" "Why?" "It's only Uncle" "Uncle" "He became a vampire" "Run" "Get down" "Open the door" "I won't open it no matter what" "I'm your dear Captain Wai" "Open up" "Hurry" "Hurry" "Help" "Help" "Throw me the keys" "Catch" "Help me" "Don't breathe" "Help" "I'll help you" "Anything but the pants" "There's more than one way" "Help, Master Ko" "Good work; open the door" "Help me, Master Ko" "Ink marker" "Open up" "It's dawn, he's not coming" "Go home, get some sleep" "Who will protect you?" "Then put down this stick" "This is my greatest creation" "But we're not using it" "Beautiful" "Don't worry, I'll protect you" "Hold your breath" "I can't hold it" "Hurry, tie up your Grandpa Hurry..." "I can talk" "And sing" "I fell into this trap..." "Hurry" "Master" "Dan, help" "Dan" "Jump down" "After him!" "Why aren't you coming?" "Useless cowards" "He's lucky he escaped." "I would have shot him" "Is anyone hurt?" "No" "Master, will Dan become a vampire?" "He might" "Let me shoot him" "I said he might." "We can save him" "How?" "With what?" "Sticky rice will expel the vampire toxins" "And protect him from the vampire" "Sticky rice?" "Ting,leave here" "Stay with us" "Wonderful!" "This feels good; don't worry" "Everything will be fine" "I never worried" "Aren't you afraid I'll become a vampire?" "No, just terrified" "Do your wounds hurt?" "No" "Of course, your flesh has gone stiff" "Don't scare me" "I'm not" "Look, you feel nothing" "How come?" "The toxin will spread" "You won't feel it even if I cut you up" "What can I do?" "Move" "Move what?" "Arms, legs, just move" "Don't stop" "If I stop..." "Your blood will clot" "If it clots..." "It will harden" "If it hardens..." "Hard means stiff" "If it stiffens..." "Then you will become a vampire" "And I can't help you then" "What am I to do?" "Get up and move" "Spread sticky rice on the bed" "Ting, please cook him some sticky rice gruel" "Don't let smoke get into the rice" "Or it will be useless" "That's all the sticky rice we have" "We'll buy some for cooking" "Remove your shoes; jump on the bed" "What do you mean?" "The vampire toxin must not be trapped in your feet" "And the sticky rice?" "To draw out and scatter the toxin" "It hurts my feet" "Sweep them aside if you wish" "I'm fine" "Go buy some sticky rice" "How about regular rice?" "Sure, if you want him" "To become a vampire" "All right" "You rascal" "Get down" "You want to harm me?" "Get down" "Jump" "Idiot, you're spilling" "You bring bad luck" "Pick them up" "How?" "You show me" "Then sweep it up" "I'm so smart" "How come my son is so stupid?" "You're blaming me?" "No" "He works hard all day" "Strange" "Why is the next village" "Here to buy sticky rice?" "They are haunted by a vampire" "Some say sticky rice stops them" "Some also say sticky rice stops lice" "Is it true?" "Who cares, the business is good" "We may sell out soon" "Idiot, mix it with regular rice" "Right, no one will know" "A customer" "Boss" "What can I get you?" "I'm at a rice shop; what else?" "We also sell" "All kinds of" "Rice containers" "Food made of rice such as noodles and cakes" "Food for pigs such as rice husks and crumbs" "We sell anything that has to do with rice" "That you can imagine" "Human waste after eating rice?" "Yes, mine is three cents per catty" "The staffs is one cent" "Since I eat a better" "Grade of rice" "It's all about the same" "Makes great fertilizers" "How much do you want?" "I'm busy" "Give me fifty catties of sticky rice" "Yes; get a bag" "I'll do it" "Make sure it's pure sticky rice" "Of course" "Give him fifty catties" "Mix thirty catties of regular rice in it" "But..." "Doit!" "What's good to eat?" "Try a rice crisp" "It's good!" "Have you ever had rice cake?" "Isn't it good?" "Do you like it?" "How much?" "Five dollars" "Thanks" "Here, Dad" "It's heavy" "See, we never cheat you" "That's a huge bag." "Did you put in regular rice?" "Yes, thirty catties" "And how much sticky rice?" "You said fifty catties" "That eighty catties!" "No, Dad" "I only gave him forty-five" "Plus thirty catties regular rice" "Wrong answer, Dad, it's seventy-five catties" "You idiot!" "It's the first hour of night" "Sir" "You scared me, Miss" "Are you all right?" "Please help me" "What can I do?" "I'm busy" "Please molest me" "What?" "Yes, molest me" "Loose woman!" "I will never do that" "No, don't!" "Help" "This is bad" "You" "Miss" "You dare do this in broad daylight" "I mean, out in the open..." "But she..." "There's no excuse!" "Are you all right?" "I am afraid" "Don't worry" "I'll take you home" "I live over there" "Wait, let me get my things" "Come out; help me, someone is hurt" "My family is away" "We are alone here" "Is this fate?" "Excuse me?" "Nothing" "Careful" "Sit here" "How can I thank you enough?" "Think about it" "There is a standard repayment" "For these actions" "What is that?" "For example" "If I didn't come this way" "I could not have rescued you" "That is fate" "If I weren't a just man" "I wouldn't have risked my life" "That is courage" "If I weren't so tender" "I wouldn't have brought you home" "That is passion" "Passion and courage with fate" "How should you repay me?" "I should marry you" "Most people would do that" "Please wait a moment" "That's too easy" "Either I'm dreaming" "Or she's a ghost" "Miss, I was kidding" "I am not like that" "I must go" "If it is fate, we'll meet again" "Only destiny can make me stay" "It must be destiny" "It's cold" "You'll catch cold in the rain" "At least have some wine before you go" "There's no harm in that" "Cheers" "Thank you" "The rain has stopped, I must go" "Dan, get up" "If Master Ko knows you're sleeping" "He'll beat you again" "Oh.no" "I'm becoming a vampire" "He'll kill me if he sees this" "I must work hard" "If I'm a vampire" "I'll be a long-lived one" "How did this happen?" "Morning, Wai" "It's just the elders" "Are worried about Dan becoming a vampire" "So I came to see" "Go ahead" "Dan" "Coming" "See if I have become a vampire" "Hold this" "I'm back" "Where have you been" "All night last night?" "I went to the next village" "What did you do?" "When I was there" "There was a thunderstorm" "I went into a house" "To keep the rice dry" "I was on patrol last night" "There was no rain" "He's right" "It did not rain last night" "Do you want me to starve?" "Don't stop" "Who was in the house with you?" "What's happening?" "Is Dan beyond rescue?" "No; why are you here?" "I want to go with you to catch the vampire" "Its arms and legs are tied by the ink" "And cannot move" "This is a good time to capture it" "Where?" "In a dark place" "Let's go" "I can't;" "I must watch them" "Them?" "Go now." "He'll be strong by night" "Are you afraid?" "No, let's go Yes" "Go Yes" "This place is isolated" "And in this weather" "Only ghosts will come" "Great, that's why we're here" "Split up and look" "A cave" "Yes" "Go in; see what's there" "Us?" "If the vampire is there, we'll die" "I'm behind you, go" "What ghost did he meet?" "It must be a lady ghost" "Is he all right?" "He's better off than Dan" "Look at all these lip marks" "How long have I been sleeping?" "All day" "Oh, no, I didn't go to the shop" "Auntie will kill me" "At least you still remember her" "Anything I can do?" "Just don't give me trouble" "Are you all right?" "Fine" "I'm going, Master" "All right" "Ting, watch Dan for me" "I'll be right back" "Jade" "Don't come near me." "What's on your body?" "Master drew it to protect me from ghosts" "Rub it off" "Don't do it" "Jade" "Let me see you" "I'll clean it" "Harry, help!" "Stay away from my girl!" "Harry, help!" "I'll untie you" "Are you crazy?" "You want to bribe me?" "You bastard!" "What's this?" "Was I dreaming?" "No, you were possessed" "Lucky for me you found out so late" "If I didn't rescue you now" "You will have died" "But if you had found out sooner" "I would not have enjoyed" "Her tender love" "So it's good you found out so late" "You sex maniac!" "You have caught the vampire's toxin" "And you are possessed" "I am unlucky to have such disciples" "I am almost fully recovered from the vampire toxin" "And I am almost fully possessed" "You really are almost" "Fully possessed" "What can we do?" "When she comes tonight" "We'll get rid of her" "Have some tea" "Hide in your room; don't come out" "No matter what" "You're going to sleep?" "Why not?" "I'm not the possessed one" "You're leaving me alone?" "I'm sleeping here, not in my room" "Are you cold?" "No" "Harry" "Untie me" "Harry" "Harry, help me!" "What are you doing?" "Dan" "Don't" "Don't, Dan" "Master, help!" "I'm helping you now" "Free me or I'll die" "Silence, be patient!" "Don't worry, I'm here" "Behind you!" "Harry" "Harry..." "Don't look at her" "Go" "Freeze" "Jade" "No, Master" "She saved me once" "If you cast your spell, she will be forever damned" "Do you know you cannot be together?" "You will harm him" "Let her go, Master" "But she won't let you go" "You do it" "There's one more" "Why is the sticky rice" "Not helping him at all?" "No wonder" "It's mixed with regular rice" "Be patient" "I'm almost done" "Okay" "How do you feel?" "I'm completely recovered" "Really?" "Yes" "Good, you can feel pain" "The vampire is back" "Just a moment" "Seal all doors and windows" "Scatter sticky rice on the ground" "Remember, stay here" "Get up and help" "The vampire did this" "What now?" "Carry him to the jail" "No, please" "Not after last time" "Then if you don't mind, remake it with lychee wood" "Men, take him away" "Yes, sir" "We're ready" "Light the fire" "Light it" "Open up!" "Why did you close the door?" "To see if it's strong." "Are you afraid?" "Of course" "Don't worry." "We're all locked in" "Not even a fly can get in here" "It's Master, open the door" "Get back in here!" "Shut the door!" "Here" "Go" "Are you crazy?" "What if the vampire comes?" "Open up!" "It's Master, open the door" "Master" "I know" "Get my gear" "Bolt the door, guard Ting" "Bolt the door!" "Block it" "Are we safe here?" "We're all sealed in" "No wonder it's so hot" "Well, we have a skylight" "That's better" "Skylight?" "Oh, no!" "I'll help you up" "Thanks" "It was closed" "Why is it open now?" "Don't scare me." "Look again" "Dan" "Dan" "Are you all right?" "Dan" "Open up" "Open the door" "What are you doing?" "This way" "Have some chicken" "Master Ko..." "Help!" "Master" "He can see" "Attack his eyes" "Run!" "Run" "Run, Dan" "What's the matter?" "Vampires" "He's in trouble" "Brothers, help us" "Go" "Stand up" "Suck out the vapour with your mouth" "Hurry" "Suck!" "Let me" "My clients!" "It's all over for me!"