"Mother's Day In all parts of our vast country" "ALL OUR EXPECTED Their children congratulated the holiday" "INPERSON!" "MOTHER" "Ljoha, what is this?" "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen our television channel, Eagle TV." "Today is the seventh of March." "On this day Births Japanese writer Kobo Abe," "Russian painter Boris Mihailovic studios and ..." "The French composer Maurice Ravel." "Other composer, twelve Franz Liszt, on this day was delivered by first concert in Paris." "In that regard hear three minutes of the concert." " That's it, I'm going to sleep." "I can not." " Ljoha three minutes!" "Guys, wake up!" "Good morning!" "Today our guest Head of utilities the Service center, Alexei Sergeyevich Vanya." " Hello!" " Hello." " Are the Service our city ready to welcome the spring of?" "I can not say ... for all city the Service, because the spring, it is ..." "It is not only, as it is said, flowers, birds and smell." "First of all the ice." "And the ice is doing what?" "It melts, everything is damp, water everywhere." "Endless appeal of our Orelaca, including some uncensored expressions." "I want it to em ..." "Sorry, Alexey Sergeyevich we have a direct involvement." "I'm ready." " Please, speak!" " Hello, Ma ..." "Are you this morning took the keys from the mailbox?" "Yes." "These are my keys!" " Misha, how are you going to school?" " What kind of school?" "Today is the eighth of March!" " Seventh March!" " Eighth!" "Asleep for more." "I was with Tanya to go to the movies." "Eighth." " I congratulate you on holiday, by the way ..." " Thank you ..." "I take this opportunity to congratulate Nastenjki, Kaæenjki and Verochka, and especially Irini Valerijanovnoj, international Day one." "Hello everyone!" "Done!" "I ..." "When I come back from work, otvoriæu you!" "As far as thinner, we'll have a serious talk!" "Do not seeing Marino?" "You broke up?" " This is my life!" " Sacekaæe your Tanya." "I do not hang my show!" " Who's still looking?" " My watch." " There!" "You see!" "Yet being watched." "Behave yourself!" "Kiss!" "I beg your pardon ... because these technical problems." "Why no one thought to replace the news today?" " Like Groundhog Day." " What?" " Movie." "American." "There ..." "Each day ends ..." "the same day." "Very interesting story." "Tell us in detail about it." "Why did the pid ami?" "You must congratulate my mom." "Dad already preparing lunch, and you did not even brush!" "I will not go." "I have a gift." "How do you do?" "We agreed." "Yes, but it's not fair!" "Dad put your gift, your own." " Only my gift together." " Must be shared." "I need to convince my mom." " All three must strive." " What do I get her?" "I do not know." "Draw something." "Come on, get up!" "Meeting in the kitchen for three minutes!" "The ancient roads or Traces of aliens?" "Who left these line and what do they mean?" "My son, give glasses!" "Zagoreæe ..." "Minor came!" "Why sleeping when here smells." " Why did not you say that we need a gas mask?" " Masha!" " Happy you eighth March, Mommy!" "My baby ..." "Will my email!" "Will my email!" "Kolya, to help you ..." " No, no ... do not touch anything!" "Sit down!" "Sit down!" "Today's face turn to children, and behind the stove!" " My son, give glasses!" " This is ..." " Is it sugar?" " No, they are." " And sweet is that." "Where ..." " It's a little burnt ..." "Son, forks!" "Pan such, it all burn." "It has long been supposed to throw it away." "And I wonder why it is like this when all is according to the recipe." "Caution ..." "Son, pour father ... mother." "First mother." "So ..." "My dear ... our ..." "Natasha!" "The whole family wanted to surprise you." "Because you're a remarkable woman and a mother." "And ... because I love so much!" " What beautiful flowers!" " That's not all." "Close your eyes!" " What else?" " Close, close!" "Are you?" " Yes." "One Two ..." "Three." " This?" " Yes." "The conspirators ..." "So ..." "Gift Greeting Card for parachute jump!" "Congratulations to all eighth March." "Thank you!" "If I know my son, I'm that will try to congratulate holiday that ..." "My husband I usually sends messages on prepaid is." "That's why I always carry ..." "If anyone of you, Even on his atic, helping to contact the other ..." "Sorry!" "Can you tell that to choose some other tunes?" "Alexander, listen ..." "Do not you know, by chance, where is my charger?" "I'll take your phone today." "Tonight I'll get it back." "How is this ..." "Listen ..." "It is time to seriously, male   Talk about it, why mom does not live with us." "Dad, I've already read!" "Really?" "And what does it say?" " Yes, and the mother issued." " Our mother has issued us!" "You see, my son, Life is a complex thing." "When the chicken is izle egg ..." "If you happen to him rolled a ball ..." "And what he saw it first, misliæe it was his mother." "When the real mother ..." "It will not be recognized." "Therefore, do not call today!" "Eighth march should congratulate Only those who love a lot." "Raise more!" " Yes?" " Kolya!" " Not Kolya." " Where's Kolya?" "That you can not tell." "You have the wrong number." "Good." "Once again!" "Look right!" "Here." "We need to talk." "Come on, come on ..." "Come to talk!" "Go on!" "Remember sinc?" "Imagine, not even a phone call!" "Nits." "You should go, Dima!" " Today is a holiday." " A holiday for the state!" " Send someone younger." " Are you kidding?" "What younger?" "Where do I send them?" "In all around splash the blood?" " I want to return the money, and not just the in the hospital!" "Yes, for me it is." "Take it!" " Thank you." " You want sushi?" " No, I do not eat it." " Why?" " Raw fish?" "Worms!" " I get it." "You've seen the show Doctor in the house?" " My mother told me." " Mother." "You are an orphan!" " Congratulations, Mihail Jurjevic occasion On women's activities." " Thank you, Oksana." " Today we gonna do for less." " Gifts are ready." "We can send them." " Excellent." " I'll get you documents for tomorrow's negotiations with the Chinese." " What would I do without you?" " If you need anything, I'm here!" " Her favorite ..." " What?" " It's all right." " Do you like it?" "Yes ..." "Yes." "The first time I see it like this something given to business partners." "Partners we congratulate yesterday." "And these are the personal connections." "So much?" "Mihail Jurjevic is popular with one." "Ex-wife." "Mistresses." "Spare bench." "And this is ... a minor." " Choose one, Oksana, who have like the most." " Thank you." "Coffee?" "As usual, a double." "Oksana!" " Please?" " I'm calling this a fixed number." "See why can not I have it." "You remember?" "Can I see it again?" "Thank you." "Mihail Jurjevic, I found out." "All users are unavailable due to overload." " And that phone call, too." " I understand." "All I signed." "When will establish a connection?" "I understand, never!" "That's all, thanks." " Can I go?" " I do not." "Book my ticket for Kopejsk, for the first flight." "Oksana, a ticket to Kopejsk for the first flight!" "Very you please!" "Sorry." "... Oksana Oksana!" "Today, you look amazing ..." "Nothing until tomorrow at 09:15." "The holiday." "She tried I'm with everyone to tell em, but the lines ..." " It is just more to pay." "Is remained for a bouquet?" " It's gonna be!" " By the way ..." "Overall hair and red ru You just appropriate." "Sorry ... this!" "Bouquet, and ... happy holiday!" " What are you looking at?" " No ... nothing." "It's all right .." " You taught?" " Almost." "Why?" "I'll check." " Good." " Come on." " This ... offended ..." " Wait, wait!" " Interrupting me." " I should be so." " Get up and go to the podium!" " It is better to sit." "The poet wrote a poem." " It should be respected." "For whom is the song?" " For Mom." " Who?" " For Mom!" " For Mom!" "The song is for my mother!" "Stand up!" "Gifts are ..." "This is ..." "He insulted my mother, and now never, ever We do not go together, and we're not going anywhere ..." " In what book did you study?" " These." "Page 63rd" " We'll put a bag on his shoulder ..." " We'll put a bag on his shoulder, I'll take a piece of bread ..." " I'll find a stick ..." " I'll find a strong stick, I'll be on the taiga." "In the taiga!" "I'll go in the taiga!" "Not for taiga." "It's fate, drama!" "Leaving all!" "You take only a piece of bread and go to the taiga!" "I'll go, I'll be on the taiga!" "Pratiæu clues, Apr ¤æÚU ore ..." "Enough, I realized." "I understand how you learn!" "Iskljuciæu you the internet!" "Only'll once a month to have access for school!" "Dad, you're not only available one." "You need to ENISA." " You need to learn the song!" " What you need is one, and I'm the mother." "I do not philosophize." "Another woman would not get over it." "Stripped, but thought better of it." "Drop through window, but the train, but all in vain!" "Every morning she wakes up at one and the same day." "a poor rogue necessarily dying." "Aleksandr Sergeyevich, many have thank you for this very interesting story." " We expect you again in the future in our studio." " Thank you." " Thank you." " Thank you." "Dear viewers, we continue our festive morning block." "We wish that this beautiful holiday proleæni We congratulate the people to their favorite songs." "Hopes di Puškarevoj congratulates Eighth march her son Mikhail ..." " Hopes that Pushkareva me." " Yes ..." "And Mikhail's my son." "Congratulates my son ..." "Thank you, Misha!" "we want health, happiness ..." "Sorry!" "And ..." "And continuous growth mnogomilionskog audience ..." "Misha, do you always have an abomination that to participate:" "As a gift to please leave her favorite band, Christmas trees, and the song Provence." "Sorry, I'll be right back!" "Thank God!" "You scared us." "Kolya, I want the pot to steam!" "Natasha, that we say we get you another." "A parachute jump you'll remember for the whole life." "This is my holiday." "This means that the gift should that pleases me!" "Get it?" "Me, not you!" "You know that I'm afraid to sit on bar stool." "I'm afraid of heights, and you ..." "And you, mother, realizing that your son instructor skydiving!" "Skociæemo together, in tandem!" "Not bad." "It will be wonderful." "I promise!" "And we will come." "We'll be your fans." "All we shoot camera." "In ten years it will watch our and grandchildren will say:" "This is our grandmother." "Wonderful!" "So?" "Good ..." "Razmisliæu." "Perhaps during the summer." "I have a little to weaken, krenuæu to fitness." "But I am one, and one not immediately be complex and." "Mom, it's unclear whether jumps are today, in the 12th" "Or today, or never!" "Then never!" " Where are you going?" " In the coffee shop." " You learned the lesson?" "Dad, I already told you should to meet in the coffee shop with a girl." " First learn, and to find the girl." " I promised, and the woman did not agree men." " Who's the girl?" " From grade." " Get the phone." "Say you had a father that you do not allow to come out until you learn the lesson." " There is a small problem, connections are not working." " I'll call on my phone." "He should be doing." " Really does not matter." "What is this nonsense?" "You did?" " Something like that, it's hard!" " Well?" " Let's go!" "OPERATION M DAD IN 10 HOURS GO TO MOSCOW" "REMAIN:governess - a sleeping pill!" "GUARD" " LOVE to drink ..." "Do not tell anyone to ash to drink here!" "Here, drink this!" "Dad has banned American Chemistry." "Yes Cugno one for holiday." "It'll be our top secret." "Where's your family?" "Did you congratulate them?" "Ka ... what a family?" "I ..." "I was a lieutenant." "Paratrooper." "You do not need to drink!" "After co ... contusions, my world completely collapsed." "On the second of August I was drinking with friends, one said something to me, and I in no ..." "Daughter, Natasha, caught my hand and cried:" "Daddy!" "And then ..." "I went." "What would they like daddy?" "Idiot." "Mo frequent that they worship the flowers." "At least once a year." "You think?" "Take it!" "Zamez!" "But you have family, although not together." "You must congratulate them, and to just today!" "Tomorrow is not the same." "You know who I am?" "Expecting guests?" "Many hemisphere." "Do not!" "Do not, please!" "I do not like excitement." "I do not like!" " A love that can not be serious with one ear to people?" "Sorry!" " Yes, as long as you want!" "Yes?" " Hello, Kolya?" " You know what, Grandma ..." "I did not have any of Grandma!" "And I'm not Kolya." "I'll give!" "All I can give!" " I just have to stop by the bank." " Why you did not come yesterday?" "Today is a holiday." "Going somewhere?" "Tomorrow back." "Tomorrow all ..." "You do not mean?" "Sick my ... mother." "Did not your mother told you   Lying is bad?" "Today, Agent 1344, continue with a system of agreed signs." "We stopped at the letter P." "P?" "Yes, it's a gun!" " Three times a wink right eye." " Exactly!" "Gun." " The offender was arrested and is no longer dangerous!" " It is much dangerous!" "What is not dangerous?" " What you just d emper mother knitted!" "Comfortable?" " Mom, Mom ..." " You're not going on holiday to be with me, right?" " That's right." "I forgot to congratulate the mother." " If you do not go?" " Masha, please ..." " I will not let you!" " I'll kill mei!" "Get the phone!" " And who is going to congratulate me?" " I just like to congratulate my mother ..." " Come on!" "Wait ..." "Nikolje, listen!" "Mom, happy Eighth march!" "Kiss!" "Be careful!" "Not one student did not come to training without the flowers on the eve of the holidays, and he ..." "In the city, I said!" "SEE YOU IN Metropole, 21:00 Wait a Mass to send SMS partner!" "Did you write that?" "Here, I sent!" " Your partner is satisfied." "What about me?" " It's already different." "Way to go, boy!" "I go to the restaurant, Patrick!" "I can introduce myself." "Operative Vakulenko!" "But, while setting up unnecessary questions, Time passes." "Your son lost a chance for salvation." "In five minutes we let you on the air." "If true Answer the questions, your laptop will be." "Let's all nice we ..." "You pick out the required message." "You open page with a phone number." "Like that!" "I send." "Voila!" "From fifty mothers that children demand more assistance, twenty will pay the money." "Of these payments buy a tribute to his mother." " If this takes, there is sure to ..." " Appears." " The law of conservation of energy." "Who is it?" "It's open." "Hello, people!" "Come on in!" " I'm ready." " Why do not you lock?" " Who would have robbed me?" " Dmitry Gennadievich expect?" " Yes." "I say peljmene." "His favorite." " A boy's congratulated?" " Congratulated." "Buried me flowers, save money on food." "I sit on the flowers ..." " I came to give you back the money." "To put it in here?" " You did not have today." " Dima will come tonight and I'll get my money." " Then you must be today?" " Of course." " Thank you." " Vratiæeš when you can." "Dima has a golden soul." "Do you know him?" "But a lot of work." "They will not tell me where to is working." "I guess, in a special class FSB!" " Marina Alexeyevna, thanks." " Here's the boy!" " No, no ..." " Take it, take it!" " For boys." " Thank you." "You are beautiful person." "I'll come back to you next week." " Have a good holiday!" " Also." "Goodbye." "Dear viewers, this was greeting my son Mikhail me!" "I want it to em that, quite by accident, sought refuge here for a couple of his photos." "I'll show you ..." " How many here?" " A year, two months and three weeks." "Here!" "That he was practically the only photo of not crying." "And on this ..." "Here only and go to bed." " He was a little sick, smoking and his swollen ..." " Lord, I thank you that this is no one's watching!" "Once we have it, for the New Year, dressed as dreamed anu." "Wigs, braids, dress ..." "After we had all year long care." "Because ... when you ask a boy:" "What do you want me to be?" "It says:" "Spaceman!" "And my saying, girl!" "We were afraid." "We thought we'd have a problem with orientation." "But, it's him!" "Here is another small, and how fatal look!" "It was a fragment of a concert dedicated to women, that you will see tonight in our program." "And we continue with the phone congratulations men over our study." " We got a call!" "Yes, you're on!" " Hello, Kaæuša!" " Hello!" "Introduce yourself, please!" " Alexander Jevgenjevich." "You must know me." " Aleksandra Jevgenjevich, a good day ..." " Increase and me with the editor!" " Of course ..." "Alexander wants to Jevgenjevich all of you, dear one, congratulates holiday." "Oh, what to you?" "She was a young girl, Marina." "Loving, sweet, excellent student ..." " But you see, now with some Tanja ..." " Tanja is good." " Good, then?" "It changes them every day." ", Turned to the father." "Hello!" "Hold I found in Orel." "I came to see my mother and I congratulate holiday." "It's not important." "I have an idea for a family show!" "In kindergartens there were celebrations." " She dressed him in a rabbit." " Photo gallery!" "I could not sleep, so watch local TV." "A charming host talks about his son." "Points to pictures." "It's ... touching." "In short, the form of the following:" "Head has guests, mothers of celebrities." "They come with photo albums, of course." "When will it lead?" "We'll take it." "Hopes that Pushkareva, Eagle TV." "Come back tomorrow with lawyers and an agreement with her." "In a few weeks, here we go!" "Morning prajmtajm." "That's it." " And we are all the time hanging at the pool." "We sat in the little ..." " Really?" "Yes." "We were just wondering what it is ..." "Mom!" "Mom!" "Where is the album with my children's photographs?" "Natasha, we went into the field, and not on the Swan Lake!" " I am one." "You must be beautiful on any place." " And in a sweat suit're great!" "Natasha, already was too late." "Maška and I will go." "Srešæemo the airfield." " No, no ..." "You promised me support groups and I want you to have it!" " We will not get to 12!" " Who is the birthday forgot the camera?" "Who is this scatterbrain?" " Forget the camera!" "Horror want to record?" "Winnie the Pooh jumping parachute?" " Then jump twice!" "First know ba, then shoot!" " It will not be a second time!" "Do not dream!" " Mask and I will go yonder." "See you at the airport." "By Samojlova has 20 minutes." " Wait!" " Mom, Mom ..." " Listen, wait ... the furnace, we're not going?" "I'll make roll with cabbage." " What kind of roll, mom!" "Time to go!" " It happened something unexpected, son!" " What?" " I do not have anything to wear." "I'm going to go change." "So, this girl invited you to a restaurant?" "Yes, exactly." "Kupiæu her flowers." "This is our meeting." "At the same time ..." "In a situation where you do not learn at all, you have a date in a restaurant." "In the third grade!" " Fifth grade!" " In fifth grade!" "You're just envious, because of me, Unlike some others, women are interested in." " No need to insult my father!" " I and insulted." " You're in the car, insulted father!" " I have not insulted!" " You insulted your father!" " Stop the car!" " What are you talking about?" " Stop!" " Get your hand!" " Where are you going?" " I do not want to ride with you!" " But how?" " In the luggage compartment, away from you." "Happy holiday!" "Lots of love, happiness and long life!" "Happy holiday!" " Are we going?" " Where?" "There ..." "Do you need a cab?" " Yes." " Then let's go!" "I heard on television that men Mother's Day want to show in better than they are." "But who is going to assess them?" "The one to my em today:" "Mila, Ljusocka, let's go to store to buy you poklonciæ." "She:" "I have to work." "I know your gifts!" "And in what will be a nightmare that gift to convert!" "And yesterday I bought her flowers and brought half a bottle of champagne." "Posedeæemo, as in a movie theater." "I thought:" "How Eighth march were met, such will be the whole year." "None of gratitude!" "Sikæe like a snake:" "It would be better if you come sober with the money, but drunk with flowers!" "Ka em to drive on holiday, and you'll go to the mother." "She has prepared a variety of delicacies." "Dumpling, cookies ..." "She gave pushing my best." "Mother to, not one." "Mother, this is the man!" " Is finished, I'm going!" "One aunt hooked." " Good luck!" " Excuse me ..." "Yes?" "I know, Mom, I know!" "So what if I promised?" "I work, Let me now!" "That's all, see you." "Little of it, friends!" "Today we work through lunch." "Due to the holidays." "But I'm not letting you earlier so that you get stuck in the first pub ..." " Kitty, I'll call you!" " ..." "But to congratulate mothers holiday." "Remember the young men, the mother is something sacred!" "The mother should not be deceived!" "It can be preæuti." "For her sake." "If you are given a word, and was held!" "Why daily Thousands of people cheat?" "Perhaps because that one man make you happy." "And as your mother loves you, no one second you will not love." "Remember that!" "And because of your concerns about the mother, there ..." "Many sins will be forgiven you!" "In short, we are working to three, and the right home!" "Why do we stand?" "What are we waiting for?" "Up to three times there." "Get to work!" "Hear!" "What is this ..." "What is this ... what?" "Dima:" "Send me money on this account ..." "But I have no money ..." "Where did you ..." "How, how ..." "PEOPLE!" " Marina Alexeevna ..." " Money, money ..." "Dima, Dimock ..." " What happened?" "Governess - sleeping pills Cook - food poisoning" "Pills!" "Five o'clock!" "Tea." "Thank you." "But ..." " Now it's just one." " Five!" "The clock is 40 thousand dollars." "Who can be more trusted?" "She's not even two ..." "I do not feel well ..." "Two hours ..." "I wanted to surprise you in a suitable time." "We will have a child. ..." "I'll be a mother!" "Volume paparazzi who hung around the house." "It says how much you received the notification about where my mother was traveling." "After the flowers, and the direction it!" " Yes?" " Kolya!" "Koljenjka ..." " Kolya." " Thank God I got through!" "Since your number changed, not that repeatable." "These mobile rights sea." "Are you okay?" " I'm fine." " Dr shoo you diet?" " Dr them." " The voice that you do not see Dr. Shoo!" " Your disease requires accurate feeding." "You need beef d igerica!" " I know." " Kolya, I have a problem." "They flood me." " Who?" "How, when?" "Neighbors from above." "Above one live one, right ..." "In a letter to the, sorry Kolya." "With such a short skirt ..." " Smoke, men are constantly at her ..." " You went there?" " I went." " And what do to in?" " Nothing." " Nothing?" "To deal in ..." " What do I do, Kolya?" " I'll be there." " Give me your address." " Comintern 18, apartment ... twenty two." "Have you forgotten?" " Where are you going?" "Excuse me ..." " What is it?" " I can not let you in." "Due to years." "Year?" "Are not you ashamed?" " I have not deserved teacher of Russia!" " This is not the place for you." " Master of sport in the women's all-around!" " Mom!" " You made it!" " Mom, what are you doing here?" " You're invited me, thank you!" " Here?" " Mom, I mistakenly sent you a message." " Why did you cut your hair?" "It does not become you." " Are obstructing the ..." " You disturb me in a conversation with son!" " Excuse me!" "And you'll now nice home!" " And where is Masha?" " The Mass is at home." " What home?" " I've got a meeting." " Meeting without waving?" "Mother's Day?" " Yes." " You have another woman?" " What woman?" " Not by me and!" " Can you tell that the hurry?" " I need to learn, not to go to a nightclub!" " Anton, and he met with that woman?" " I'm here on business." " So he is!" " Do not be stripped!" "Sorry ..." " Stay away from me!" "Educator goes!" "In general I do not like the color of your face." "You look pale, Tjapa." "You run you in the morning?" " Yes." " Thank you." " Do not call me Tjapa!" "I'm at work." " Okay, Sergei Nikolaevich!" " Right!" "And who now hunt?" "Drug addicts?" " Drug dealers!" " So, in an ambush we?" "Great!" "We'll have tomorrow What to speak in the Chamber." " Anything else?" " Sugar, please!" "Are you watching the series Agents are not born?" " I have no time for the series." " This is bad." "There are a lot of useful things for your business." "Especially the last episode:" "Mole!" "This mole is, incidentally, a double agent." " More specifically, the traitor!" " Ma ..." " Big scoundrel!" "Why You're standing there?" " Sorry, no more sugar." "Can you honey?" " It is not necessary." " Bring honey!" " All right." " Mom, this series filmed people about it do not know anything." " How do you know?" "You're not watching them." " Yes honey!" " Thank you." " Mom, please, Radiæa gymnastics!" "Drink warm milk at night." "But let's talk!" " You go home, and I'm going to demand them Anthony." " Where does he here when you sent me a message?" "Your partner I am now!" "Tell me they look like offenders, zapamtiæu!" "Listen, carefully watch the VIP entrance!" "When entering, those leaving ..." "Understand?" "Where are you going?" "Too early you drew." "I was supposed to drive more forward." "Feel free to forward, girls!" "Do not be shy." "Parachute Club Happy avionciæ welcomes you!" "And you." "Stay in line!" "Let me congratulate you on March eighth." "It's nice they celebrate the feast in just this way." "My wife refused to jump." "Here are gift-cards, dismayed." " They jump, she is!" " I'm scared." " I!" "First, girls, we all fear." "Other ..." "and my mother going to jump you the first time." "She is very brave." "Is not that right, Mom?" "Mom?" "Mom!" "Yes?" "Yes, the stove, we ... we stray." "We have gone astray, to em!" "So, how do I know how to ." ".. We'll try ..." "We'll try, to em!" " If you do not get there, jump on without us!" " What is it?" " They wound, but late." " He said he'd jump without them." " No and no!" "You promised me the support and film for the grandkids!" " I'm not done!" " What can I do?" "I'm not with them!" " Yes?" "You furnace?" " Not the stove, Natasha!" " You see, we ... you will not believe this ..." "Hello?" " I broke up!" " The line went dead." " Thank you, Lord, shall we conquered!" "Mom, get up!" "You were saying that we have to cope with their fears." "Poleæemo!" " By the way, I am one." "I can not be afraid!" "I was allowed ..." " I can not hear!" "Poleæemo!" "Misha!" " Long time since you came." " How many years passed, and here nothing has changed." "But when that changes, I?" " It is important, Misha, do not throw away all this." " Since this morning, and constantly call." "I forgot and where my phone." " No flowers do not you growing?" " It's still early." " I would like to come to her with flowers." " Flowers there ... if you grandmother to Tom." "She is grown in the greenhouse." "Over there!" " The third house!" "All right." "Misha, come after, to say goodbye." "I do not have time, Uncle." "I must go back." "And you can not give!" "Misha, it is essential that you're not afraid to break away from what does not make you happy." " Hello." " Come on, when to em ..." " Llosa, Come to eat!" " Hello." "You in this ad?" " No, because of the flowers." " Ohladiæe be." " Sam I was caught." " You dropped it!" "I told you to clean up 25!" "People are waiting for me!" " And you let out!" "Now we are!" " Do not be angry, uhvatiæu is." "And you're here about the tractor?" " No, because of the flowers." "Do you sell flowers?" " No!" "This year all the order form stage already agreed." "Stop bothering me!" " Do not bother ..." " No participation helps me!" "Get away!" "I have a contract to sell wholesale." " I'd like to much, and I pay a price in little." " You can not grasp that a chicken?" "There can be all the money?" "Everything is by the number, by invoice!" " In the contract there is a point, fors major." " Force Major me when your mother just mind!" "You are a great one." "Happy holiday!" "Honor your mother, she's special!" "Later, you'll regret." "Mom, what's wrong?" "Mom, enough ... what is it?" "Mama ..." " I'm sorry ..." " Mother needs to apologize." " I know ..." "Take it!" " How much?" " Take it, do not need anything." "Take it!" " Thank you." " You're not Kolya." " Hello." "Kolya me to come by." "Due to the floods." " Yes ..." " In time." " You need to fix it." " It is great money." " Of which neighbors to come?" "I see." " Who Apr protection?" " Floods are neighbor down." " I called the utility, will not be to change the tube." "Where do I find the money?" "Himself to sell?" " Hello." " What?" " I'm a plumber." "Take a look." " From the utility?" " I do not." "From another company." "Business in a day, not more." "Paste the wallpaper, take the red ..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Something with a phone ..." "Thank you." "Thank you." "The subscriber is currently unavailable." "Please try again later." "The problem with the connection." " So, nothing may be?" " Why not be?" "It will be!" " Right now I'm going to fight." " Then roll ..." " No, thanks." "I'm not hungry." " Would You Please." " Thank you." "Hello." "To recharge the phone." " I can today." " It's an emergency!" " My son has a heart problem!" " Only can you suggest a terminal at the fountain." "I can not see!" " Select operator" " I choose Beeline." "The boy, son ..." "I can not see, broke my glasses." "Can you tell me frequently recharge the phone?" "Here's your money and number." "I'll give you this watch." "No problem, Grandma!" " You are not wrong number?" " I did not." "Mommy, I'm here!" "SALON flowers INTERNATIONAL NETWORK FOR DELIVERY" "Dad, this car is tight." "I need to buy new." " Seven manually, please." " We need lilies." "Ljiljana, please!" " Manual is the classics." "She said she likes lilies." " Henpecked!" " Do not be insulted son." " I have not insulted." " You insulted me." " Again you going in the luggage compartment." " Why to buy o e, and she loves lilies?" " Henpecked!" " If the mother alive, she'd leave you!" "Do not be shy, look her in the eye!" "Do not hurry to love the language." "Uplašiæeš is." "Come on and good luck!" "Wait!" "Where's the flowers?" " Hello." " Hello." "This is for you, Christine!" "Thank you, beautiful flowers." "But you should Kristina other." "I'm waiting for someone older." " Yes, my father." " Father?" " I wrote in his the name, but I'm sure you will like it." "He is very good, carefully, independent, good money, and the shower each morning." "I ..." "loved art." " Super ..." " You do not have to make love to first meeting." "Just get to know, please!" "Kid, you're much more sympathetic." "But I was expecting someone else." "Who did you expect?" "Probably you." "Only, you did not know." "All the best!" "Let's go!" "Have you recently seen Kolya?" "Recently." "And I long ago." "Earlier cešæe coming, and now constantly no time." "Work, work ..." "Greet him." "Yes, d igerica!" "I almost forgot." "Black d igerica, beef." "He needs, like medicine." "He is sick." "I'll give it to him." "Be sure I will give him." "Thank you." "I'm going to finish ..." "Thank you." " Sir, a moment ..." " Mom!" " You act like a waiter?" " Mom!" "Mom, Mom ..." "I did not need more, see I'm Anthony." "How can he?" "Have not got the message?" " Mom, what are you talking about?" " He is the mole." "Call for backup!" " Mom, this is not a show!" " Look!" " Where did you get?" " Take it!" " Kozirjeva, is that you?" " Svetlana Semjonovna?" " I hardly knew." "When you've grown?" "I've pumped lips, not to mention other parts of the body." " Possible participation if you bring me here?" " This is a VIP room." " VIP!" "Am I not deserve even teacher of Russia?" " What are you doing here?" " What are you doing?" " I'm working!" "And I rest." " How did you get here?" " Because you will all perish!" "Police!" " Moles!" "Dr and Mrs!" " Mom, what's wrong?" "Get away!" " I caught him, Tjapa!" " Stay there, do you?" " He's the one!" "My glasses ..." " Have a good holiday, Svetlana Semjonovna!" " Glasses, spectacles ..." "Kozirjeva, is that you?" "Where's the back door?" " There ..." " Come on!" "Here, Kozirjeva!" "Tim trolleybus anyone we will not get there." "Let's take my car." "Done!" "Now, what are you waiting for?" "Here, get dressed!" "My son, my son ..." "Mom, how did I get worried ..." " Nothing happened." "I got your message to send you money." " Let me see!" "You sent?" "50 mothers will be invited to help." "20 of them will pay the money." " I have sent." " Something about your job, right?" "Yes." "On Monday I went to confess." "My father said:" "Every evil do, okrenuæe against you." "Mom ..." "Do you believe and you world works so primitive?" "Primitive ..." "Do?" "Promise me you'll leave that damn secret job!" "I have only you." "And your heart attacks I will not hold serve." " I will not endure Dad ..." " Do not get excited, please!" " Promise!" "You promise?" " I promise." "I promise." " I was just tired." " Ma ..." " What is it?" " Curlers ..." " I wanted to be beautiful." " Mom ..." "How did you cope with the machine?" " A boy helped me." " The boy?" " Boy, boy ..." "It looked like you!" " Look, somebody has paid a thousand rubles!" " Mom, it is now Eighth march!" " Mom, we fly!" " Yes, my son!" "Mom, look down!" "Look down!" "Can you see?" " I can not see anything!" " Look down!" "Mom, Happy Mother's Day" " Is that for me?" " Yes." "Happy eighth March ..." "Mom, etc. and is, sleæemo!" "Furnace!" " Ma ..." " Smaller, look!" "Our have landed!" " Mother, dear ... the stove!" " How are you?" "I ..." "Did you see me?" "You see?" "I am ..." "Run quickly, I will overtake you!" "I landed!" " Mom!" "Run, and sti em!" " Masterful!" " I came home, daughter!" " Have you seen me?" " You bet!" "Come on, get up!" "Winnie the Pooh, are you alive?" "Little me is Dr. feet, but it is great!" "I am like this ..." "There!" " Wait, that's not all!" "Close your eyes!" " Again?" "After this I am not afraid of anything anymore." "One two ..." "Three!" " What is it?" " How what?" "The pot steam." "Today I am preparing holiday dinner." " No, no ..." "We have seen this already." "Better let Mom." " In this nothing that can burn." " I'm sorry but we have not made a film for grandchildren." " Too bad." " A jump one more time?" "When the group's next?" "Why are you laughing?" "This is my power that was the best gift in my life." "I saw ..." " There is a lot of hot." "Where is the air?" " Air in the door!" " Yes, partner, understand everything." "But what about your mother doing here?" " Mother ... mother." "I'm sick of this!" "Look what they're doing!" " Right ..." " I guess I can not drive!" " I see the way you drive!" " I have a permit since 2010!" " In their strokes?" " Your mother's back!" " If we are not smeared by hand" " I'll do the right maneuver!" " Your mother's ..." " Do not touch my mother!" " Sorry!" "Uhvatiæemo it." "Gas, gas!" "Scoreboard ..." "Sacekaæemo." " Oh, you ..." " You represent the government!" "What?" "Swap it, change it!" "Swap ..." "Let's go!" "Come on, come on ..." "There they are!" "From the mother can not frequent that run, you son of a bitch!" "They will not run away, will not!" "They're all idiots!" "After them!" "After them!" " Alcoholism leads to impotence and early infertility, remember!" " Really?" "Drinker ..." "Slowly, slowly ..." "Take off your shoes!" "Take off your shoes!" "It is D o Chu!" " A few hundred ..." " Give the other!" "Take that, you scum!" "Do not move!" "We got you, you bastard!" "Put your shoes on, prehladiæeš it!" "Done!" "Put your shoes on and watch him!" "If he comes, hit him in the head heels!" "Be right back." "Wait right here." "Tjapa!" "Tjapa, I'm here!" " Tjap ..." " Put your hands up!" "You, disco player, let bearded!" "Tjapa ..." " Go!" "Go to your mother!" "You are not cops but geniuses." "And his mother took you to task!" " Son ..." " Mom, I do not understand anything!" " It is to watch the series!" "Zagušiæe me!" " I really want, Tjapa!" " My son!" " Gun!" "Gun!" " Let her go!" "Let go of my mother!" " Bastard!" "Great, son!" "You got it." " My mother gave me a gun." "How did you know?" " I watch the series." "Here are ..." "Get to know!" "My partner, Kozirjeva." " Hello ..." "Ira." " Misha." " Hello." "Anton." " This is my Tjapa." " My Tjapa ..." " Mom, are you ..." " What did you think?" "Congratulations on holiday!" "And I you, Svetlana Semjonovna!" "Happy holiday!" "Well, I came, Mom!" "Happy holiday!" "I should have come earlier." "But I was busy." "Duties ..." "Vanity and progress ..." "Remember when I ran from the hospital to congratulate Eighth march?" "I promised to take on a medical sister to bring me clothes and shoes." "I remember." "And you are no more." "And no you do not email to:" "Son, do not drink, pretvoriæeš a kid!" "one of the many, but you do not have with whom to talk." "Apr them something similar to you, but such is no more." "Sorry, Mom, links are re-established." "Yes?" "Hello, Misha, I finally got through." "I'm in the restaurant, are you coming?" "Do not forget ..." "I have no more money on the card." "Will you help me?" "Do not want to be beautiful?" "Sorry, I had to urgently to travel." " I'm in a different city." " In another city?" "Are you kidding?" "You went to the other, right?" "Yes." "Mama ..." "If you do meet something similar to you ..." "Give me a sign, and important?" "You have always helped me, mom!" " Hello." " Your money ..." "Sasa!" "Tasty?" " How was school?" " Normal." " You record a new album?" " I'm trying." "With this technology can frequently to get the shot phone." " No one is required." " That no one?" "What are you doing this?" "Lepisi wallpaper?" "Yes." "Although no one it does not work papers." "But I do not know how different." "My mother so learned." "You should listen to her anymore." "EYES I help you?" "DUET BECOMES LOVE TRIANGLE LOVERS, sound engineer, BECAUSE ONE SONGS" "Left him traitors WITHOUT STEAM AND SON" "That's not true." "And what is the truth?" " You see ..." " Life is a complex thing, When I grow up, all I understand." "The truth is that I love you." "That's true." "Nice words for the song." "It's a great song." "Father would liked." "You really allowed you come here?" "You know, Mom, Life is a complex thing." " As always?" " And you, as always." "I have tomorrow." "You're on the cover!" "SIN spent Mother's Day with their mother FAMILY TOGETHER AGAIN?" "You know, when the chicken is izle, First of all ... you see   Mother." " Home!" " Go." "You know ..." "Love is like a fever." "He came unexpectedly." "We are not buying lilies." "There is the internet." "He will come!" "Make sure you will come and it will be next to us." "I promise!" " Do you like Italy?" " YES." "LANGUAGE, CULTURE AND FILM." " Fellini, Antonioni ..." "WORLD FILM" "Everything is copied, as usual." " I Tornatore." " OBO states Tornatore!" "Look at him!" "Henpecked!" "MOGTLI ORDER TO MEET?" "YOU LOVE RU E, apples and brandy." " NEAR ..." "LJILJANI, PEAR AND RED WINE" " THEN RESTAURANT, AND CONVERSATION ABOUT art of the." "Art is written with t, dvojkašu!" "EVERY THURSDAY EVENING SAM IN BAR END OJ." "Art is written with t." "There are with." "Yes, there are with." "But is it important?" "I'm sorry, what's your name?" "Mikhail Yuryevich." "My mother is such a small called Mješuljok." " What did you say?" " Mješuljok." " Mišuljok?" " I do not." "Mješuljok." "Mješuljok not drink, pretvoriæete a kid!" "Hi, I'm gonna take you to the plane." "Sit down, please!" "Come on, Mom, slowly, slowly ..." "Bravo!" "Everything will be fine." "Happy holiday!" "Landing in Moscow." "Mišuljok!" "Thank you." "Let me help you." "Let ..." " From glove?" " No, not of the gloves." " Thirty pieces missing." " A real bastard, are not you?" " Never mind, I hope you strangled them." "And what is that?" " Liver." " Sincovljeva?" " Beef." "Okay ... thanks." "Mo ash whether by old address to find out where someone lives now?" "It's called Kolya." "Okay ..." "What will write the ad?" "Club address." "I need to write something else." "Yes ..." "Koljenjka!" "Koljenjka, is that you?" "What about you?" "It happened something?" "Is everything all right?" "When I gave you a number, I made a mistake one digit." " Check and write properly!" " Immediately!" "Immediately I, wait!" " Yes?" " Eight ..." " Wait, eight ..." " Ninety nine ..." "Seven hundred and thirty-one ..." "Eighteen." " Got that?" " Yes." " Free Me call, Mommy, if necessary." " Either way, if you want it to be after we hear." "Feel free to call!" " All right." "Okay, Koljenjka, thank you God!" "And for that you master you sent me, thank you." "He gave me the money from you." "Thirty thousand!" "Thank you, God!" " No problem, everything's fine." " I sent you d igericu." "Eat it!" "Make sure you eat it!" "Promise me!" "Yes ..." "Have you got?" " Yes, Mommy, I got." "Thank you." " All right." " If Elisa, I ..." " Can today to come by, and important?" "To stop?" " Yes!" "I'm waiting for you." "I'm waiting." "I'm waiting for, dear!" "SON!" "TATI!" "Mom!" "CONSULTING CENTRE For victims VARALICA" "Visit the PARENTS, YES WE DO NOT Visit the YOU!" "EPILOGUE" "Prepare a map!" "Go, please ..." "Tickets, please ..." "Maps ..." "Come on in ..." "And do not cry!" "Hello, my son?" "There is one vacancy." "Yes, you'll get there!" "Well ... while passing advertisements ..." "Sorry ..." "Festive day, and an opening?" "There, you can be sure." " Yes." " Mom!" "Mom, please come to the gym!" "I think that applies to you, Victoria Vladimirovna!" "Come on in!" "Mom, since childhood I loved the movies, thanks to you." "I remember the creaking chair in a movie theater next to our house." "I remember raising the curtain and how we locking up eyes, if the on-screen kiss in close-up." "Now I recorded the first kratkometra no movie." "It is for you, rather for all mothers." "On the occasion, prikazaæe it before the movie." "I know I will not see him a lot of viewers." "But, it is important to enjoy me our favorite person, you mother!" "Today, this is your place, Victoria Vladimirovna!" "Your meals are always the tastiest." "Without exception." "You take care when you are the best." "And when we are not the best." "For those of you not someone else's children." "Even when we lose, You always find us." "Even if you do not have to do no justification." "You talk with us before ... and after." "Do you keep what we consider invalid nim." "mixed us in personal life, which is a problem for us." "When you stop, It is again a problem." "You always know what is good for us." "And in our personal apartment I feel like a housewife." "It happens that in something and you are not the best in the family." "But that certainly is not what, what is important to everyone." "Does it hurt much more, when we are in pain." "But, you are always with us, and do not expect anything in return." "Or, perhaps, a trifle." "Mother us, just waiting." "Serbian subtitle:tplc" "LIST OF ALL TRANSLATED RUSSIAN FILMS TRANSLATION AND LINKS, you can find HERE:"