"Here we go, all my reindeer!" "Turbo!" "Come on now!" "You can't be tired already." "You need to practice your landing." "I got snow in my ear." "EMMA  SÅNTA CLÅUS The Quest for the Fairy Queen's Heart" "We present the classic play, The Fairy Queen's Heart." "One night, the beautiful Fairy Queen dances with her magical maids of honor." "Then the mortal king comes riding in on his white steed." "Very good." "It's love at first sight." "Fairy Queen and King Erik Klipping, show me true love." "Then disaster strikes." "Out of the blue, the king leaves the queen." "Suddenly, all her feelings turn into ice   and she tears her heart out..." "She tears her heart out of her back." "That's why she has a hole in her back." "Å queen with a hole in her back?" "So you can look straight through her?" " It's true." " There's no such thing as fairies." " Do you believe in Santa Claus too?" " Concentrate, children." "We have an hour of rehearsal left." "I'm back." "The sleigh is in fine fettle, but the reindeer are out of shape." "The wrapping paper machine still won't work." "We've tried everything." " Without it we can't wrap presents." " Hammer." "Thanks." "Could this be the problem?" "That should do it." "Perhaps a few minor adjustments are needed." " Thanks a lot." " It's what I do." "Work, work, work." "All work and no play." "Okay." " Nicolas?" " I was just going to work." " Forget work." " Forget work?" " Isn't it fantastic?" " Yes, absolutely!" " It's wonderful." " Finally!" "We finally have a wooden thingy with a drawing of a little fairy." " It's just what we needed!" " You know what it means, don't you?" "Of course." "I know all about it." "What does it mean?" " You're going to be a father, silly." " What?" "A father?" " You're going to be a father." " That's fantastic!" "Åmazing, Julie!" "Finally!" "We're going to have a baby." "We'll play football   and play with a shape-sorting box." "Which peg goes into which hole?" "No." "No, no." " No, no." " What's wrong?" "I've never been a father before." "What if the baby pees in its diaper?" " Or it cries?" "How do I comfort it?" " Nicolas!" "Children love you." "And we'll be in this together." "And I'm ready." "I've had 400 years to prepare." "Look." "Ta-da!" "I have woolen underwear, bottles and diapers." "Ånd this is a schedule where we write down who does what." " Hi." " Hi, sweetie." "I'm sorry." "Dad and I misunderstood each other." "I thought he was picking you up." " Did you get a ride?" " I walked." "A new record!" "One hour and 57 minutes." "Way to go, dear." "Emma had rehearsal today." "She walked home." "From drama class?" "Sorry, Emma." "I'm going to tell that teacher that my daughter shouldn't play a stupid tree." "What?" "She usually finds me funny." "Emma." "I'm looking forward to opening night." "I'll jump in the shower." "Emma, wouldn't you like to spend the weekend at Laura's?" " You could practice the troll play." " Fairy play!" " Wouldn't that be fun?" " Don't you know what day Sunday is?" " Sunday?" " It's my favorite day." "Is it Candlemas?" "There, there." "Boys?" "That's enough!" "We could put the changing table there and a play area over here." "I can make a changing table." "I just fixed the wrapping machine." "What's wrong?" " Is this normal?" " How should I know?" "Haven't you read the books?" "Then grab one and look up duration." "WE'RE EXPECTING AN ELF" "Duration." "Here it is." "In magical people, pregnancy lasts from 400 years to 10 minutes." " 400 years?" " 10 minutes?" "I want to have the baby in Copenhagen." "At University Hospital." " Just like the royals." " Then we'll do that." "Change your clothes and shave." "We don't want to attract attention." "Attract attention?" "We'll be flying in on a sleigh!" "Darn." "My beard was totally hipster." " It's coming." " Not yet." "We're hundreds of miles away." "Hey, you in there!" "This is your father speaking." "This is a really bad time to be born." "If you don't listen to your father" " I'll cut your allowance." "And no candy on Fridays." " Nicolas!" "We have to land." " Here?" "Where?" "This is the Lim Fjord." "Wait!" "There's the cathedral!" " It's in Viborg." " I don't care if it's Viborg or Venice!" " Land now." " You heard her, reindeer." "Land now!" "What are we doing up here?" "Do something!" " What do you want me to do?" " What are you doing?" " We have to go inside." " But not down the chimney!" "I'm stuck." " Help me up." " I'm trying!" "Up or down?" "If you can't go up, go down." "Now I'm even more stuck." "Nicolas, the baby is coming." "Now?" "I've got this, Julie." "Where's the fireplace?" "It's a girl!" "Julie, it's a little girl." "She looks like me." "And you a bit." "It's her first trip down a chimney." "She's daddy's girl." " Who are you?" " My name is Julie." "He's Nicolas." "This is the apple of our eye." "Mom?" "Dad?" "Mom, a baby came down the chimney!" " A baby down the chimney?" " Come on!" " Come and see." " Emma." " We talked about your imagination." " I'm not imagining it." "They're here!" " Get your feet down, Mads." " They're in here." "Hello." "Congratulations!" "Thank you." "Sorry about giving birth here." " Just outside your house." " Yes, it was just outside." " But luckily, she..." " Emma." "Emma, let us in." " Why were you outside our house?" " The thing is that we..." "For a minute, we thought we were in Vojens." " We were going there to give birth." " Exactly." "So the car..." " Was it the GPS?" " Yes, it was." "That stupid BMX." "It went haywire." " Shouldn't I call a doctor?" " No." "No, no." "We just need to catch our breath." "We'll go to the doctor's later." "Well..." " You can borrow Emma's room." " Please do." " You're going to Laura's anyway." " So you say." "You don't look like someone who just gave birth." "Your car must be a mess." "I found this in the slei... the car." "I sewed it myself." "Sweetie pie, you look lovely." " What can I do?" "How about some food?" " We just need some peace and quiet." "Yes, of course." "Let's go, boys." "We'll go downstairs." "They need some time to themselves." " Did you hide the sleigh?" " Yes, I covered it with branches." " Tired, aren't you?" " Yes." "Giving birth down a chimney really wears you out." " I was the one who gave birth." " Yes." "Of course." "Because catching a child is a piece of cake!" "We men are totally..." "Why don't you take a nap while I take care of our sweetie?" "Don't let her out of your sight." " Nicolas." "You're Santa Claus!" " You'll wake the baby!" "But... you're Santa Claus." "I saw your sleigh in the garden." " Quiet!" "I'm certainly not Santa Claus." " Whose wife gives birth like that?" "How should I know?" "It's your imagination." "Please admit that you're Santa Claus." "Everyone thinks I'm crazy." "Promise not to tell anyone." " Yes." " I knew it!" " Hi." "How did it go?" " Just fine." " She bit me!" "She has your temper!" " Give her to me." " She bit me where it really hurts!" " What's wrong with you?" "You could..." " Let me see." " Where's our baby?" " What did you do?" " Nothing." "I watched her." " Then who is this?" " A fairy." "Look at the pointy ears." " It's a changeling." " Do I have to change her?" "A changeling is a fairy baby that's switched for a human baby." "Fairies exchange a naughty child for a nice, human one." " How awful!" "Who would do that?" " The Fairy Queen." "But she's not evil." "That's what she looks like." "Isn't she pretty?" "Åttention!" "I give you the lovely Fairy Queen." "Her Majesty Lovenly Songbugs." "Her Majesty Governing Bugrug." "Quiet!" "Stop that racket!" "And put us down." "Put us down!" "How hard can it be to toot a horn?" "And you." "I'll deal with you later." "Out of my sight!" " What did you say?" " Nothing." " What did you say before I came in?" " That..." "Attention." "I give you the lovely queen..." " Ånd then you said 'slovenly'." " I would never say that, Your Majesty." " Next time, I'll put you in the hole." " Yes." "So!" "What's on the agenda?" "First, Your Majesty's Captains Towli and Pind." " They're back from the human world." " Fine." "Bring them forth." " Attention!" "Your Majesty's..." " Enough!" "Bring them in." "Howdy, Your Majesty." "It looks like somebody hit the jackboot." " It's called hit the crackpot." " Exactly." "We switched the babies." " Where are the parents?" " Come here!" "Now you have a human baby." "No more complaints from you." " Could we have our own boy back?" " Quiet, woman!" "Your baby was substituted because of his abominable crying!" "Take the kid." " It's in good shape." "Not broken at all." " Even though it came down a chimney." " Down a chimney?" " Its parents flew in on a tray." "Then he stuck her in the chimney, and she..." " They flew in on a tray?" " He means a train." "Then they are magical beings." "If they're magical, so is this rug rat." "Show it to me again!" "Yes, Your Majesty." " Did you kiss her?" " No." "No one kisses in the fairy kingdom." "No one!" "Take them to the hole, guards!" "To the hole!" "Now!" "What can this little rascal do?" "Åre you a magical kid?" " Can you do something I can't do?" " Be careful not to poke it too hard." "Then it might leak, as it were." "Go back and keep an eye on the kid's parents." "Find out what they can do." "Åpart from flying on trains." "And I'll see what this runt can do." "Stop it!" "Stop it right now!" " Your Highness, let me try." " I was peed on." " The pee goes in the hole." " Yes." "I can put all of you in the hole." "I'm trying to rule, and all I get is pee!" "Off you go!" "Back to the human world!" " Where do the fairies live?" " In the fairy kingdom." "They lure young men into their dance on the moors." " Why?" " To avenge the Fairy Queen." " A young human king broke her heart." " Where is this moor?" "Dancing with the fairies is dangerous." "You'll disappear forever." " But we have to go." " We can manage a couple of fairies." "But what about the crybaby?" "He's no fun to take along." "We'll bring him." "Someone wants him back." "Hi." "Emma, I packed some coke and candy for you to bring to Laura's." " Can I get you anything?" " No, we're off to the doctor's." " That's a good idea." " Thank you for everything." "My pleasure." "She's a noisy little one, isn't she?" " Are you going to Laura's then?" " Yes." "See you." "Wait for me!" "I have biscuits and coke." " Yum!" "What's coke?" " It's nice of you to help." " But we need to do this alone." " Can't I come?" "No." "Don't forget that you're a father." "You have to be responsible." "Right." "Emma, stay home with your family." " They're just trying to get rid of me." " It's too dangerous for a little girl." "We'll find the fairies ourselves." "Thanks for your help." "I'm not little." "I'll be 12 on Sunday." "Thank you, friend." "This is such an awful place." "Our kingdom wasn't like this before she tore her heart out." " Find her heart and save us all!" " How?" "The key to her heart is in the human world." "In the human world?" "It's scary." "The key is buried with the king." " Which king, I ask?" " Erik." "Hello?" "Any fairies here?" "Hello?" "Are you there?" "Maybe we should split up." "Yes." "That's a good idea." " I almost got the idea myself." " Promise me one thing." "Stay away from the dancing fairies." "I don't want you to disappear." " I'll be careful." " Good." "Hello?" "Any fairies here?" "Hello?" "Åny at all?" " Hurry up, Pind." " Chill out!" "You're a bit slow sometimes." " All clear?" " Clear." "Now no one will see the secret passage to the human world." "Hello?" "Anyone?" "Åny fairies?" "Come out wherever you are!" "Wow!" "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "Wait for me!" "Wait for me!" "Hey there." "I'm just looking for my daughter." "Dance before it's too late." "Dance with us, handsome knight." "Knight?" "Do you think so?" "Maybe a short one." "I don't want to be rude." "Nicolas?" " Nicolas?" " Julie!" " What are you doing?" " There you are, Julie." "These are..." "I didn't catch their names." " Come and dance with us." " But it's dangerous." "Dangerous." " They aren't very magical." " They're as stupid as everyone else." " I found them!" " What is she doing here?" "Stop dancing, I say!" "Careful!" "Get away!" "Let's go." "In the name of Sloven..." "In the name of the Fairy Queen, what's going on?" " I've got it!" " The baby!" "Rod, what are you doing in the human world?" "You'll be thrown in the hole!" "It's okay." "I believe in fairies." "We can be friends." " It bit me!" "Damn!" " They're dangerous!" " Don't swear." " Let's go!" " Where did they go?" " I don't know." " That way!" " It bit me again." " Who do you think you are?" " Rod." "I've dreamed of meeting fairies my whole life!" "Ånd you ruined it!" "They're evil." "At least, some of them are, I say." " You're a fairy too." " Excuse me, who are you?" "What do you mean?" " And who is she?" " My name is..." "Why can't I remember my name?" "Who are you two?" "And who are you?" " He's Nicolas, Julie." "Santa Claus." " Nicolas?" "No way!" " That's a dumb name." " It's not funny!" "Your baby was stolen!" "What are you doing?" "They lost their memory because they danced with fairies." " We'll make them remember." " If you force them, all will be lost." "Then they'll never remember, I say." " So what do we do?" " Just hope that they'll remember." "The parents danced with the maidens." "And now they're with Rod." "In the human world." "And there's a girl who met the maidens and you." "Your Majesty puts it in brutal terms, but basically, yes." "Now you don't know where the four of them are." " Yes, there were four." " Good to know." "Now..." " What was that?" " Oh that, Your Majesty." " It's the changeling we got back." " Are you insane?" "Take a deep breath and a cup of tea." "Thank you." " Please stop growing, Your Majesty." " It's rather frightening." "Quiet!" "Our size is none of your business." " Go back and find those scoundrels now!" " As you wish." "Has the kid shown signs of magic?" "Å little." "It's hard to..." " Do you have any breakfast in that bag?" " No, just dry biscuits." "We'll pick up some more food at my house." "Come with me." "This is a nice place, I say." "I thought the human world was scary." " Have you ever seen the Fairy Queen?" " Yes." "She's ugly." " No, she's beautiful and good." " You know nothing about fairies." "Didn't she say my name was Nicolas?" "And you're Julie." " Julie." "That's a nice name." " Don't wear it out." " This is the best food I ever tasted." " What do you fairies eat?" "Roots, earthworms and insects." "Isn't Julie the most beautiful thing you ever saw?" " Yes." " But she isn't interested in me." " What can I do about it?" " Send her a selfie on Snapchat." "I've got it." "A baby was stolen by the Fairy Queen." " A baby?" "A Fairy Queen?" " Yes." "If you help us find it, Julie will think you're super cool." " Julie?" " Yes?" "A baby was stolen by an evil Fairy Queen." "Oh no." " I feel a sharp pain in my stomach." " But I'll find it." "No more sharp pains." "I'll see to that." "I feel..." "I feel those sharp pains myself." " I wonder if they serve duck..." " We don't have time for that." " Can you wait here?" " Sure." "It's strange." "It feels like I've been here before." "That's a nice roof." "You could land a..." " Hi." " Emma." " I thought you were at Laura's." " I came to pick up some food." "Don't they have any?" "Hi." "This is Rod." "He..." " He's a fairy." " So all of you actors are at Laura's." " Why do you need to bring food?" " What are you up to?" " Nothing." " Where are Dad and the boys?" "They're watching TV upstairs." "Off you go." "Come home at 10 tomorrow." " Okay." " Say hi to Laura's mother." "Have fun." " Now we have extra supplies." " Extra supplies?" "Yum." " This red slime is delicious." " It's jam." "If you help us find the stolen baby, I'll give you all the jam you want." " Only you know the fairy kingdom." " Fine." " Great." "Ready?" " I was born ready." "But it's pointless." "You can't defeat the Fairy Queen." " Sure I can!" " She's like a mountain when she's mad." "She's invincible unless we find her frozen heart." "She tore her heart out when her beloved king left her." "If you find her heart and put it back in, everything will be fine." " Let's go find it then!" " Where is it?" "The key to her heart is buried with the king." " Which king?" " Erik." "Erik Klipping." "He's buried here in Viborg." "Come on." "Nicolas?" "Nice house." "Pretty drawings." "Who lives here, Rod wonders." "Here's the king's grave." "Come and see." "Ericus Rex Danorum." "That means Erik, King of the Danes." " Do you know Latin?" " Yes, apparently." "He jilted the Fairy Queen." "If the key is under the stone, we have a problem." "Erik Klipping is buried in the crypt." "His coffin was moved there after the great fire." "No!" " Hey!" "What are you doing?" " Hey, yourself." "What's up with this?" "It's highly flammable." "Especially if you light the candle." "So please see to that." "Right then." "There's the coffin." " Let's get the lid off." " Are we allowed to open it?" " If you're looking for a lost baby..." " You're allowed." " Yuck." " Is that King Erik?" " It looks more like spareribs." " Old bones." "Be careful!" " There's nothing here." " Nope." "Look, the fairy sign!" " Here's the key!" " That's not a key." " It's just a bottle." " No, look." " "To my beloved Erik." It's just ink." " Magic ink." "When you pour it on magic paper, it writes something, I say." " There must be some paper." " Magic ink on magic paper?" " There's no paper." " True." " Where can we find magic paper?" " At a workshop that makes it." " Where?" " In the woods." "Hey, hey!" "What are you doing?" "Hey, hey, yourself again!" "This coffin has been on fire." "That was in 1726!" "That may well be." "But who knows if the fire is put out." "There might be burning embers." "And why isn't it cordoned off?" "The paper workshop is in the fairy kingdom." "How do we get in there?" "Just you wait and see." " This is it!" " But there's nothing here." " There they are!" " Get down!" "Down!" " It's just an old tree." " Just wait, I say." "Is this the fairy kingdom?" "I thought it was nicer or more pleasant." "They say it was better before, and the sun always shone." "It isn't very sunny now, is it?" "Thank you." "The paper workshop." "Rod, let's find it!" "There is the magic paper workshop." "Look!" "Magic paper." "What did Rod say?" " How do we distract all the fairies?" " Let's make a plan." " Aren't you good at that, Julie?" " I seem to be good at making plans." " Thinking ahead and making lists." " Good idea." "We are here." "We'll create a diversion." "I'm 25 degrees from  and we'll sneak by the last man." "What is he doing?" "Nicolas!" "Nico!" "Come here!" " Stop it, Nicolas." " Look, Julie." "It's working!" "Let's go." "Quick!" "There it is!" "I'll get it." "Stop them!" "In the name of the Fairy Queen!" " In the name of Slovenly Longjugs!" " Grab the wheelbarrow." " Ouch!" "My ass." " Is it slippery?" "See you!" "Nicolas, come on!" " Come on!" " Thanks for listening." "I enjoyed playing for you." "No!" "You have to quit while you're ahead." "Let's get out of here!" "Can't we take a break?" " Singing was a good idea." " I should have warmed up first." "Once I get going, I captivate the audience." " You have a nice voice." " Do you really think so?" "I hope that Julie soon remembers that Nicolas is her beloved husband." " Beloved?" " Loving means you really like someone." "You can feel it all over your body." "Then I love biscuits and jam." "We're proud to report that we almost caught them, Your Majesty." "A funny thing happened." "We got to the paper factory, and both parents were there with the girl and..." " Were they in our kingdom?" " They left quickly." " And you let them get away?" " No." " They left on their own." " No, no, no!" "Your Majesty, the captains have a plan." "We do?" "Yes, we have a plan." "It's really..." " Brilliantos." " Yes, about...?" "How?" " How you'll off them." " Yes." "Totally off them." "Yes." "A machine gun." "A dagger in the heart." "Beheading." "Good." "That's what we'll do." "I'll give you one more chance." " Awesome!" " Otherwise..." " The hole." " Straight into the hole." " Go!" " Thanks." "Have a nice day, Your Majesty." "Who has the ink?" "Careful now." " Nothing is happening." " Wait." ""My beloved Erik." "Life is empty without you." "Every hour is painful." "Let me show you the way." "And give you the key to my heart."" " It's beautiful." " Wonderful!" "Wow!" "This is Jutland." "Here's the old military road." "The fairy kingdom is alongside it." "And every red circle is an entrance." "What do we do now?" "The map doesn't show where the heart is." " It isn't the key to her heart." " It could be." " They lived in separate worlds." " This map was so he could find her." "And that's the key to her heart!" "L o o k!" "The heart is by Tolne." "Then we go to Tolne." "There's no time to lose." "Hey!" "Wait for me and the map." "I'm so hungry that I could eat a buffet." "It's my favorite." " What's that?" " Let's see." "Lots of delicious food, I say." " I'd like four of those bags." " French potato chips?" " I don't mind if they're Danish." " I saw a comedian on TV once." " He wasn't funny either." " I'm never funny when I'm hungry." "Lots of lovely slime." "L o o k!" "My mouth is watering, I say." " What are you doing?" " Put it back." "This isn't a giveaway." "Come here." "You have to pay." "He's my cousin from Copenhagen." "He's just hungry." " Did he come all the way from there?" " Yes." "Are you in a gang?" "Do you sell weed?" " You have to pay at the register." " And that's it?" "Yes." " Can I owe you?" " No way!" "You don't realize that we're on a quest." "There's an evil Fairy Queen." "She stole a baby." "At one point, we were shot at with arrows." " And..." " Stop." "I've got your number." "You're just a bunch of con men from Copenhagen." " I bet you'd steal my hotmail too." " Let's go!" " Can't we talk about it?" " I'll beat you for free!" "Hans!" "Leif!" "Come here!" "Get inside." "Come back here!" "Damn it!" "They even had a getaway car." "We should never have built that bridge." " That was close, wasn't it?" " He was rather angry, wasn't he?" "Thank you very much." "It's very kind of you." "Haven't we met before?" " I don't think so." " My memory is a bit dodgy right now." " But there's nothing dodgy about you." " Where are you all going?" " On a quick trip to Tolne." " I see." " What a coincidence!" "So are we." " Really?" "How lucky can you get?" " Yes." "How lucky can you get?" " Yes." "How lucky can you get?" " The heart!" "We have to do something." " Okeydokey." "Wake up." " Åre we in Tolne now?" " No, but the headlights don't work." "We'll stay here till morning." "You could sleep in the barn, and we'll sleep in the car." "That sounds fine." " This fell out of your pocket." " Thank you very much." "We're going to sleep in the barn." "Come and sit by the fire." "They're probably tired." "And that means more for the rest of us." " What did you say these were called?" " Marshmallows." "Not many people have a lute that's been shot." "Not many people have a lute period." " It's a very neglected instrument." " I don't see why." "I'm not the best lute player." "Ånd I'm a bit rusty   but I remember being really good." "Really good." "That was when you played at the inn." "And I was a waitress." " Do you remember?" " Yes." "You looked at me while I played." "Please play a song for me." "Sleep, sleep, sleep tight." "Sleep well under the starry skies tonight." "Meanwhile I'll sit and look at you." "Ånd whisper thanks that you are true." "I look forward to when you again open your eyes, my dearest friend." "Without you, I can't live a day." "You are the light that leads the way." "Without you, my day is all wrong." "You are my light that shines so strong." "That's a lovely song." "You said that we should sing it when we have a child." "Now I remember everything, Nicolas." " So do I, Julie." " The apple of our eye." " Why are they crying?" "What's wrong?" " They got their memory back." "Now they remember that their baby was stolen." "Listen." "Tomorrow we'll find the heart, conquer the queen and get our baby back." " Then everything will be fine." " Yes, everything will be fine." "There, there, Julie." " What's the matter now?" " It's..." "It's my family." "They don't care about me." "I think your family is nice and fond of you." "And I can see why, I added." "They won't talk to me." "Families can be cruel." "Let's get a move on." "Coming!" "Come along, children." "Where's Rod?" " Here he is." " Let's go find the heart!" "And your little girl." "Good morning." "Where's your friend?" " He had to do something." " Some kind of work?" " You could say that." " Then there's more room for my lute." " Let's go." " Get in." "This is Tolne and as far as I go." "Ma'am." "Thank you so much." "You've been a huge help." "The pleasure was all ours." "Strange guy." "People around these parts aren't normal." "Don't be afraid of walking through the woods." "There will be no ambushes with bows or anything." "Which rock is it?" "I found it." "Rod will take it from here." " I don't like this, Nicolas." " Neither do I." "What is it?" "Welcome to the fairy kingdom." "Isn't this a surprise!" "How lucky can you get?" "Straight ahead." "Pick up the pace." " Oh no." " What's wrong?" "I don't want to go in the hole where the slaves are." "You never get out." "Stand aside!" "Walk in a straight line." "Don't stare." "There's nothing to see here." "They're better off than most." "Hop to it!" "This isn't a walk in the park." "Good, Pind." "Wait there." "You and your friends can stay here, you little rascal." "Rod." "I should never have run away from home." "If you hadn't saved us from the dance, we wouldn't be here today." " Do you want to be here?" " Not here exactly." "We have our memories and each other." "We might be close to the heart." "Will you still help us?" "Rod would love to." "You're the bravest children I've ever met, and I've met many." "What does it matter when you don't have your baby?" " Are you okay, Julie?" " I was just thinking." "Hey, you!" " Don't call me 'you'." " Where's the other one?" "Getting water." "I told him to get some with lots of mud and tadpoles in it." "No, I meant the smart one." "The one all the fairies talk about." " You must be thinking of me." " You?" "Are you the one?" "Are you so smart that the Fairy Queen told you where her frozen heart is?" "Yes, but I'm not telling you." "No, of course he doesn't know where it is." " The skinny one must be the smart one." " What did you say?" "Don't you think I know where it is?" "It's here in the mine." "Where would you hide it in the mine?" "It's deep down." "We are to bury it deep, so it'll never be found." " Who's the stupid one now?" " Did the queen ask you to do it?" "Yes." "The slaves are digging a deep hole for it at the bottom of the mine." "But I'm not telling you dimwits." "As a captain, I took a vow of silence." " He's a captain!" " Yes." "Can I touch you?" "You can if you like." "I can tell that you're extremely smart." "But it's too bad that you're so slow." "You know what they say." " What do they say?" " Quick in the head, slow in the leg." "Well, I happen to be one of the fastest in the fairy kingdom." " It's true." " He's fast as lightening." "Am I?" "Yes..." "I am." " That's why he won't race you, Rod." " What did you say?" "Come out here right now!" " Come on." "And you stay there." " Yes, we'll wait." "On your marks." "Get set!" "Go!" "I'm smoking!" "I told you I was fast, slowpoke!" " Is this the right way?" " It must be." "We have to go to the bottom." " I hear digging, I say." " They must be burying the heart." "Go back!" "Let's go!" "The heart!" "Come here." "Here's the Fairy Queen's frozen heart." " It's locked!" " Give me the keys." "One might fit." "How clever!" "The Fairy Queen's frozen heart!" " Look out!" " Don't, Nicolas!" " What?" " See if the lantern can melt the ice." " Why isn't anything happening?" " It must be magic ice." "What do we do now?" "The Fairy Queen always wins." "Nicolas?" "Now how do we get our baby back?" "I promise that she'll soon be back in our arms." "I love you, Julie." "The ice is melting!" "Kiss Julie again, Nicolas." "Yes!" "The ice melts when you kiss." "The ice can't withstand love." "Let's say everything we love." "I love my parents." "And Carl, Christian, Rasmus and Mads." "And I love birthdays and Christmas." " I love nice fairies." " I love biscuits and jam." " We love our baby and each other." " I love children and Christmas trees." "Ånd a ride in the sleigh." "And I do love a long nap." "And the stars and angels..." " Careful!" " Put it in the bag." "Let's put the heart in the Fairy Queen and save your baby." "And the fairy kingdom as well." "Rod has to do something." "Let's go!" "There it is." " It's lovely!" " Wow!" "Is this where the Fairy Queen lives?" " Do you have the heart, Emma?" " Yes." "Who will put it in her back?" "Rod will do it, I say." " We'll create a diversion, right?" " Yes." "Off we go." "How do our feet look today?" "Fantastic." "Words can't describe the beauty of Her Majesty's foot." "There's Slovenly Longjugs." "Ah yes, right there." "It's like an explosion of beauty." " Where is our baby?" " Lovely." "A little farther down." "Yes." "There's your baby." "What was that?" "It's just me, Your Majesty." "A humble and poor minstrel, who has traveled far and wide   in order to pay tribute to the fair and wise Your Majesty." "I could do so with a song." "A lovely song that everyone knows." "Are you with me?" "Clap if you want to hear a song." "Right." "Here goes." "What a fair majesty." "Her clothes are like a fantasy." " Shall I...?" " No." "This isn't half bad." "It's the hole for you, but do continue." "Her clothes are like a fantasy." "Her beauty is like... a drug." "And she has..." "She has such long..." "Or long..." " No." " Long what?" " She has such long..." " What is he doing?" "I think he's singing about Your Majesty's long..." " Reign." " Yes." "Right." "It's time for a dance." "Ready?" "A lady in red." "What is this?" " I'm ready." " Go for it." "Attention!" "I now present Her Majesty's Captains Towli and Pind." " Shut up!" " I have the best news, Your Majesty!" "The prisoners almost didn't escape." "You two are completely hopeless!" "And you..." "Disgusting vermin!" "Rod is right behind you!" "No!" "Move!" "No!" " Grab him!" " Fishing net!" "Now it's curtains for the abominable child, who's nothing but trouble!" "Stop!" "Stop!" " I'm not afraid of you." " Out of the way, shrimp!" "I know you don't want to be like this." "Be quiet, I said." "Deep down inside, you're not evil." "Your heart was broken, and then you lost hope." " It doesn't have to be like that." " Shut up, I said!" " You're good." " Shut up!" "Inside you're beautiful and loving." "You're good." "Rod?" "Rod, darling." "Wake up." "Mom." "Mom, I say." " I love you." " Do you?" "I love you too, Mom." "Å thousand times more than biscuits and jam." "Rod." "Is she your mother?" " Thank you, Your Majesty." " Can you forgive me?" "Yes." "Of course, Your Majesty." "Everything is fine." "You there!" "You don't have to hide anymore." "Thank you." "There they are!" "Your Majesty, we have the prisoners." "Straight to the hole?" "Or what?" " No." "Set them free." " What?" "Free all the prisoners, close the hole and let love flow in the fairy kingdom." "Come and have a kiss, I say." " Is something wrong?" " No." "Give me some love, sailor." "Today is my birthday   and I don't have a family who loves me." "I'm sure your family loves you very much." "Rod is right." "They must be worried." "You should go home." " I doubt they realize that I'm gone." " There's only one way to find out." " Would you like to come inside?" " No." "We're used to waiting outside." " I'd like you to come." " We have to find our reindeer." "Hello?" "Surprise!" "Happy birthday!" " You're my big girl." " I thought you forgot my birthday." " We wouldn't dream of it!" " That's why we made you leave." "How was it at Laura's?" " It was nice." " But not as fairy as our place." "Come here, my little hobbit." " Do you like the dress?" " It's a fairy dress made just for you." " Isn't the banner nice?" " Yes." "Maybe it should be taken in." "No, it's fantastic!" "Thank you very much." "Cake!" "EMMA 12" "This map is for you, I say." "Then you can always visit us." "Thank you." "Come in and have some cake." "Towli and Pind are driving me home." "Mom is making biscuit and jam cake." "Rod likes mothers." "It's like it's their job to make things nice." "Thanks, Rod." "Goodbye." "Don't say goodbye." "I'll see you in the fairy kingdom, I say." "They planned a party, and it's just great!" "Of course they didn't forget you." "You're unforgettable." "You certainly are, little Emma." "Or big Emma." "Well, we'd better be off." "Some elves miss their boss." " Yes, you'd better hurry home, Julie." " No, Nicolas is the boss." "Goodbye, dear." "And thanks for all your help." "We'd never have gotten our baby back without you." "A girl in Viborg gets an extra-large Christmas present this year." " I'm talking about you." " I know, Nicolas." "First I have to fix the wrapping machine." "Off to the north!" "Someone has to keep the Christmas wheels turning." "Is there any more cake?" "Right." " Thankfully, we have magic fairy paper." " That old machine was done for." "This goes on top of the pile." " Nicky!" " Yes, dear?" " Promise not to lose her again." " I promise." " Dad will never lose you again." " Have a good trip." "Okay." " First stop:" "Downtown Viborg!" " Have a good trip!" "Subtitles:" "Karen Margrete Wiin Dansk Video Tekst"