"Everyday objects prisoners can specifically request:" "Up to 150 CD's and/or DVD's." "Up to 5 video tapes." "Up to 20 cassettes." "(Cases must be transparent.)" "ATV with a maximum screen size of 23" (21" if tube TV)." "A 6" table fan." "A chair." "General prison cell maintenance regulations." "Well, come on in." "See how this cavern looks." "Everything in tip-top shape." "Wonderful location." "A crazy view, in full color." "No black-and-white shit here." "(Toilet flushes)" "Fraulein?" "Ólafur, what are you doing here?" "I was just..." "in the bathroom." "That's probably from the previous occupants." "Isn't this a new flat?" "Yes, it's brand new." "Right out of the box." "What are you doing here?" "Nothing..." "You can't sleep in the flats." "It was only this one night, I'm between houses." "You'll have to excuse" "It's a sales trick you know." "Get a feel for what I'm selling." "There's a good vibe in this one." "You're out." "I had nothing to do with this." "I know nothing about that cap." "Drug abuse is part of the reason you are here." "That was just weed." "I had a small anxiety problem and was...stressed out." "I started doing it because it calmed me down and made me feel better." "But I've dropped it now." "It's crucial that you see the effects of your actions." "You must not lie to yourself." "I'm not a junkie." "Anxiety and depression are dealt with through prescribed medication, not illegal drugs." "I don't want any drugs." "I'm not forcing them on you, but I will prescribe to you a mild anxiety drug and" "(sound of frantic writing) something to help you sleep." "You can pick this up from the guards." "You can then just ask for more." "If you feel the need." "It's my cell you know." "I'm the hallway manager here and according to Article 8 of the rules of conduct, inmates are required to keep their cells clean and tidy." "This cell is neither!" "Get out!" "I'm writing an essay!" "The dirt pours out of your cell and it reeks in here!" "Inmates are getting worried about this." "No." "Yes." "People are miserable." "Think if we would get a special recognition for the cleanest hallway in the prison!" "How much honor it would bestow upon us!" "Are you going to ruin that?" "(Mimics Georg)" "Are you retarded?" "No!" "You!" "Your lack of hygiene clearly demonstrates that!" "(Beeping noise)" "Everybody's talking about these foreign currency loans." "Yes, do you have one of those?" "No, I wanted to apply for one." "Right." "Why do you want one?" "I'm not sure, probably because I need a house." "It depends on the loan amount." "What's your National Identification Number?" "15-03-72..." "I never remember the last four numbers." "Can't you just punch it in?" "Ólafur Ragnar Hannesson?" "Yes." "I can't see you getting a loan from anywhere." "Why?" "The N.I.N.'s credit rate is all shot." "Does it say that there?" "You've been blacklisted..." "I know what that is about." "You're declared bankrupt after 4 failed seizures from the tax authorities." "Why?" "For unpaid taxes." "Taxes of what?" "Your income, I'd presume." "That can't be." "I haven't had an income for years." "It's always been seized." "By the tax?" "No, a friend of mine." "You took a shower just for me?" "No." "You want a dip?" "Huh?" "No thanks, I" "I'm just trying to be nice to you." "Open your mouth." "Nah, I" "Open your mouth!" "I don't want" "Let me see that." "There we go." "That's great." "There we go." "That's great." "Wait, what's this shit?" "Didn't we talk about this?" "This was here when I got- (Ingvi mimics Daníel)" "What are you going to do about your debt?" "What debt?" "Why were you in isolation?" "I just picked it up" "Exactly." "Waved it around like an idiot. "Look what I found!"" "How are you going to pay?" "Pay what?" "How do you think this makes me look?" "I have respect here." "I didn't know..." "Daníel?" "White stuff in a cap?" "How can you be this dumb?" "It's a hundred grand." "How much are you paid here?" "Ten grand a week." "Then it's ten weeks." "Brutto." "And you do whatever I say, get that?" "Daníel Soggy-Shoes." "Biffi, piss into his shoe." "I don't have to go." "Jesus fucking Christ!" "Do I have to do everything?" "!" "Give me that, and move back." "What are you looking at?" "Nothing." "Then look at something else!" "Forget this." "I can't be bothered." "(Toilet flushes) Come on, Biffi." "What's this Soggy-Shoes stuff?" "Remember that kids' TV show?" "This is Daníel, he is 7, He wears shoes size 11." "(Door buzzer)" "(Door closes)" "Kindly arrange all the newspapers back in the bin when you've finished reading them." "I noticed that you use too much soap when you wash." "As hallway manager, I need to remind inmates about the professional usage of cleaning materials." "Do you know where all that soap goes?" "Straight into the ecosystem." "Think of the damage it" "(Mumbling softly) A small misunderstanding..." "Yes, my ID-number is all screwy and I want a new one." "Sure, under what name?" "Ólafur Ragnar..." "Is that a private company?" "No...just Hannesson." "You can't change your own ID number." "Why not?" "It's just not done." "Then why do I keep hearing about people doing just that?" "With companies, yes." "Aren't these just numbers on a piece of paper?" "Your ID number stays with your name forever." "Then I'll change my name too." "I'm fine with whatever name, just as long as I get a new ID number." "I need a home." "Photocopying machine..." "Er-er-ergonomical..." "Desk chair?" "To help keep my back straight." "M-m-microfiber" "These are just essentials that I'll need for my job." "J-j-job?" "You're a convict." "I work here on behalf of the community and expect to be treated accordingly!" "Gate." "Huh?" "Open the gate." "I was about to do that." "Thank you very much." "I must be entitled to a panic button or a walkie-talkie, just to ensure the safety of myself and other staff." "You're not on our staff." "Yes!" "No...not directly." "But I have done much work for you already!" "I have found loopholes in the regulations that have gone unnoticed by other members of staff." "I've also noted down typos and grammar errors." "What loopholes are you talking about?" "Due to clumsy wording, inmates can, for example, use cellphones in hallways, communal rooms, outdoors and so on without fear of punishment!" "This must be prevented!" "[Guests]" "[Guests]" "(Door buzzer) (Door opens)" "Good day." "Just keep your hands on your knees and sit still." "(Sniffing sounds)" "Thanks." "(Dog whining)" "Ingvi says he won't do it." "I don't know what to tell him," "I'm not even the hallway manager anymore." "I'll talk to him." "Have you waxed the linoleum panels?" "I waxed the whole corridor, and put up the notificits." "It's unbearable that you can't follow written orders." "Drop this off in the mail." "What is it?" "Letters addressed to every political party leader, the State Prison and the Minister of Justice that contains suggestions for new and improved faculties in our society of self-betterment." "Do you think they'll read what some killer has to say?" "Get a move on!" "They are waiting for this!" "(Whispering to guard) Thank you very much." "(Loud male and female moans from next room)" "You look terrible." "Are you back on drugs?" "He's not and never has been, let's drop the subject!" "I hope you aren't talking to these people?" "Of course he does." "He meets these people daily." "But he can avoid it." "What's done is done." "Let's not make this any worse." "I try to keep to myself." "This is what happens when you go "finding" yourself." "Stop it!" "Now!" "We're behind you on this." "I know things have been rough between us, that we haven't seen eye to eye on things, but I want to use this opportunity for reconciliation." "That's good to hear that." "No matter what your kids do, they'll always be your kids." "We really care about you." "I think this is a perfect opportunity for you." "You have plenty of time, so I brought a book for you." "Now you can sink yourself into the medical studies." "I talked to the rector, you can do the academics here" "This will be your lifeboat out of this mess." "You are a father now." "You have others to take care of." "I'm not sure..." "What else is there to do?" "Why do you...why can't you just be there for me?" "I'm throwing you a lifeline, boy!" "Can't you see that?" "Through med school you'll earn the respect of your peers." "You'll redeem yourself!" "This isn't an end, but a beginning." "(Load male and female moans from next room resume)" "You won't get unemployment benefits if you have a full job." "You won't get unemployment benefits if you have a full job." "I'm not getting full pay." "Then you must be unemployed." "No, there's plenty to do." "Then why aren't you paid?" "Am I on a quiz show?" "I'm only applying for benefits here." "Then you need to quit your job and register as unemployed." "How do I explain that to my boss?" "What's the problem?" "He has a job but doesn't get paid, yet he's employed." "I'm a realtor." "Then you can't apply for benefits." "You're unemployed." "No." "I've never seen a case like this one." "I'll just figure out another way out of this." "(Door buzzer) (Door opens)" "(Inaudible conversation)" "Hello Bjarn" "Give the phone to the guard." "She wants to talk to you." "I do not want to speak directly to Georg." "Alright then." "(muffled voice) Why can't we speak normally?" "He's asking why you refused a conjugal visit." "I'm not getting raped in here." "(Inaudible conversation)" "Realise what you have done." "You've ruined my reputation." "Everything I've done..." "All the respect I've earned, gone in a heartbeat, all because of you." "I'm ashamed of being your mother." "Could you sh-sh" "No." "(very muffled voices) She's ashamed..." "Ashamed?" "Because of me?" "But what of all the good things I've done that made her proud?" "Is that all erased because of one minor mistake?" "She still has obligations toward me." "She is my mother." "He said that..." "I can't do this." "I'm aware of your bad leg." "I could have paid for a cab." "How do you think this looks in the eyes of others?" "Why do you do this to me?" "I don't know." "No, you never know anything!" "I'm not coming back here." "I fear both this place and you." "That's unnecessary." "You killed an innocent woman." "You're a woman's murderer." "Do you need money Daníel?" "No, I don't need any money." "There's no shame in asking if it makes things better here." "That's unnecessary." "I have an allowance here." "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure." "(Door buzzer)" "[Guest reception]" "(Soft sobbing)" "(Whistling sound)" "Madam!" "Pardon my interruption, but are you Daníel's mother?" "Yes, why do you ask?" "My name is Viggó, I am Daníel's support liaison here." "Support liaison?" "Yes, I help him out here in prison." "I wanted to say that I'm very happy that you visit him." "Not everybody here have good people to turn to." "I see." "Thank you very much." "You don't have to worry about Daníel, he'll be fine." "Thanks." "He's clearly raised well, and things will work out, if he plays his cards right." "Is he in some sort of trouble?" "Trouble?" "Who isn't in here?" "He has a minor problem at the moment." "Does he?" "I may be making too much out of this, but he has gotten himself into some debts here, you know." "Debts?" "For what?" "I don't know if" "Is it because of the drugs?" "Yes...it's because of them." "I don't believe this!" "Is there something I can do?" "I've been trying, but it's hard to deal with these guys." "How much does he owe?" "It's about 3 or 4 hundred grand." "I see." "And that doesn't include the interests..." "Yeah..." "...that grow every day." "How old is your mother?" "Huh?" "Why?" "I don't mean any disrespect, but I your mom's a deluxe." "Deluxe what?" "Asshole." "You don't understand me?" "No." "I'll break it down for you." "A regular asshole holds about 80-100 grams of contraband." "But a deluxe asshole can hold up to twice that amount." "You think the lady is willing to look into it?" "My mom?" "Loads of cash to be had." "Think about it." "Have you tried talking to her?" "You can't just talk to her." "I only get to see them every other weekend and..." "Friðjón, have you taken care of what we discussed?" "The document you promised to get for me?" "No." "But you made a gentleman's promise on this." "I had informed the head warden and she was excited about this." "If that fails, then you'd made me a liar." "I said I might" "Promise to look into it?" "I think it's sad to disappoint the head warden, she was looking forward to seeing this." "But on to other things." "Has it ever been the case that a hallway manager had some sort of assistant?" "No." "But wouldn't it be good to create such a position?" "It wouldn't have to be a paid position." "You want an assistant?" "Kenneth is useless." "He doesn't have the brains." "He can't even read." "Do you have someone else in mind?" "Can I have some more?" "Is that alright?" "Be my guest." "Maybe just a whole slice." "It's just so tasty." "(Cellphone ringing)" "Yes?" "Ólafur dear?" "Your head is up in the clouds." "No, not anymore." "I know you, Ólafur." "I'm getting a place to live later today, maybe tomorrow." "This is temporary" "Listen to me carefully." "I have a solution for you," "Free room and board, freshly made meals in a cultivating and protected environment where people respect one another and work together towards a common goal" "Georg, let me guess." "You are talking about Sweden?" "No, this wonderful society where I am now." "You mean prison?" "There's no way I'm going to prison." "Am I right to suspect that you are in need of money?" "Me?" "No." "Too bad." "Because I had some money for you." "That's some great detailing you've got there." "You think so?" "You clearly have it in you." "I should know, with a Master's degree in Ants." "It would be great if you could soften this side here a bit, to get a better contrast, but even so it's great work." "Thanks..." "It's still just some doodle." "Doodle?" "Every artpiece starts as a doodle." "That's how genius works." "That's how I started." "You think Picasso started out with Guernica?" "He started by doodling." "Right, of course." "I can help you along." "Teach you some tricks." "Like shading." "To draw a light source." "That would be great." "When you have mastered the light and shadows, you can start delving into the colors." "Move!" "Have you read through the regulations?" "Yeah, I did." "And what do you make of it?" "It's only in the cells." "I thought so!" "That's what I thought." "You read it, tell us what you make of it." "You want me to read it now?" "No, tomorrow." "Yes, now!" "You can't have cellphones in the cells." "But what about other places?" "It doesn't say..." "Yessssss..." "Yeah, man." "Well, I'm here." "Now what?" "Enter the bank and walk up to the nearest free teller." "Yes, can I help you?" "Hand her the phone." "Phone for you." "Hello?" "This is an armed robbery." "Follow my instructions to the letter." "Gather up 500 thousand in small bills and bag them." "Give the bag to the man standing in front of you." "If you obey nothing bad will happen." "There is no knowing what this man can do, understand?" "Yes, one moment." "Hello?" "He hanged up?" "I'm supposed to get some money." "Yes, one moment." "These are retardedly good cookies you have here!" "Have you redecorated?" "Everything looks great!"