"Huayi Brothers Media Corporation Huayi Brothers International Limited Present" "Presented By Wang Zhongjun" "Production Making Film Productions Limited" "Sorry" "Not again." "What's up with you lately?" "The traffic was really bad" "Liar" "I just called the doorman at your place" "He said you left at 12:30" "Hmm" "I didn't know you care so much about me" "I just wanna do my job" "Let's get started then" "Zhou Xun" "Your dad's birthday's coming up" "What are you getting him?" "I dunno." "Help me pick something" "He's your dad" "You know how much he likes you" "He'll be happy with anything you pick" "What did you give him last year?" "A bunch of porn" "Huang Xiao Ming" "Right" "You have such great taste!" "Well, it's been some time since my mom died" "Can't blame my dad for having needs" "Let's go for the same thing this year" "But hey" "Burn me a copy this time" "Can you behave yourself?" "What did I do wrong?" "Fine" "I've got some good news" "What?" "I'm seeing someone" "Executive Producer Wang Zhonglei" "A Pang Ho-Cheung Film" "Is everything okay?" "Sorry" "My girlfriend spilled her wine" " Can you please clean it up?" " Of course" "Why did he think..." "You'd be happy for him?" "He's a dumbass!" "He said I used to ask him" "Why he's been single for so long" "He thought I'd be glad to hear the news" "Well, did you use to do that?" "Of course not!" "Did I?" "Why don't you get a girlfriend?" "Hey!" "Why aren't you seeing anyone?" "Why don't you have a girlfriend?" "Well, you can't blame him then" "I did everything I could already" "I'm a girl" "I can't just say to him" ""Hey, hit on me?"" "I called you here to make her feel better" "Sorry" "I'm still hung over" "Alright, let me get this straight" "Hey!" "You said her boyfriend cheated on her..." "With this slutty bitch from Taiwan, right?" "But he never really went out with her" "So he's not actually cheating" "He betrayed my trust!" "When we were in college, he told me" "He wouldn't date anyone" "My family's not really well off" "And my dad's getting old" "I want him to have a better life" "I wanna put my career first and make a good living" " And..." " When you become a big shot" "Until then..." "I won't date" "You can get a girlfriend anytime you want" "Eh?" "So you knew it all along" "What?" "You can't blame him, can you?" "I was waiting for him!" "Whose side is she on?" "Leave us alone!" "Get out!" "Did you ask him how he met that bitch?" "I didn't need to" "He told me" "Remember my business trip to Taiwan last month?" ""Love is like the wind"" ""It comes and goes without a trace"" ""Making you smile, leaving you in sorrow"" "Excuse me..." "Can I sit here?" "Sure!" " I haven't slept for days" " But, uh..." "Can you wake me up..." "When we get to Terminal 2?" "Thanks" "Okay" "She was sleeping like a kitten" "I felt this urge to protect her" "I guess men work out at the gym" "So that one day we can give girls like her" "A shoulder to lean on" "We're here" "Oops!" "I drooled" "This is so embarrassing" "It's all your fault" "Huh?" "It felt so good" "Sleeping on your shoulder" "So I drooled" "This is so not me" "Hey, wait" "You left your camera behind" "You're sweet" "Anyway, bye" "Hey!" "Wait!" "She's a pro" "Any hope for me?" "Nope" "Oh my God!" "Look at this!" "My Love" "My Darling" "Have you stopped going to therapy?" "Ever since watching "Ghost" when I was small" "I've wanted to learn this" "I fantasized" "While I play with the clay" "A man just like in the movie" "Would hug me from behind" "And we'd work on it together" "They make pottery in "Ghost"" "This is sculpture" "It doesn't spin" "Who cares" "The point is..." "It's gotta be" "A topless guy" "Hugging me from behind" "Don't tell me" "You've never shagged a guy here before" "Sorry" "My bad" "Listen" "Find a new guy." "It's been too long" "Why are you so into him?" "True, he has a big nose" "So his package down under must be..." "Well, I know you don't give a shit" "You drive guys crazy" "You'll never know how I feel" "He wanted to put his career first" "I tried to get him a promotion" "That's why I sent him to Taiwan" "But he didn't get it at all" "He hooked up with a girl there" "How can I let it go?" "You're right" "I get it" "This isn't about her anymore" "It's about our pride as Shanghai girls" "Just help me get him back" "A great man once said" ""With great power comes great responsibility"" "Sounds familiar." "Who said that?" "Spiderman" "You're lucky to have me" "I'm the best sweet-talker in town" "This is a hard one" "But I'm gonna help you" " Thank you" " Not so fast" "Your case is..." "Really tricky" "My enemy's too tough" "I don't mind tough competition" "But I do mind a dumbass teammate" "Time to call the girls" "Those Taiwan chicks think they can flirt" "Let's show them" "How it's really done" "Get ready..." "To get your man back" "The name of our mission?" "Who we're proud to be..." ""Women Who Flirt"" "According to our test" "It took the waitress 2 mins and 16 secs" "To notice the spilled wine" "What's her name?" "I'll fire her" "Mr. Qiu, the performance of your staff" "Is not the problem here" "There's a serious imbalance between" "Your staff and customers" "A customer spends over 500 RMB on average" "In China that means a high-end client" "At a similar restaurant abroad" "The customer/staff ratio would be 1.57" "So basically" "You're understaffed" "That affects the quality of your service" "But last time I checked" "There's enough staff" "Right, Mr. Qiu" "That's true" "We checked with the restaurant" "There're two shifts in a day 7 to 8 people work on each shift" "But at least three of them" "Are related to the manager" "His cousin" "His uncle-in-law" "His ex-wife's nephew" "High school friends of his ex-wife's nephew" "Most of the time" "These people go AWOL" "How's that possible?" "Many business owners find it hard to believe" "But these things happen" "That's why we're here" "If I let you inspect all my restaurants" "I'd get a discount, right?" "Yes, I'll give you a special offer" " Marco!" " Yes?" "Where are you going?" "Hailey left her keys at home." "I'm going back" "Are you kidding?" "Michael might wanna talk" "You can handle it, you silly goose" "Tell him I'm on a site visit" "Come on!" "By the way, are you free tonight?" "Yeah, why?" "I told Hailey about you." "She wanna buy you dinner" "Sure, see you tonight" "Well done" "Once we seal the deal with Qiu" "You'll need more people on the team" "I'll put you in charge of Unit C and D" "You should pick someone from your team too" "Do you have anyone in mind?" "Marco's great" "Marco?" "Really?" "Where's he gone anyway?" "He's at a client's office" "Okay... it's up to you" "Thank you" " See you" " Alright then, see you" "Hey" "That chick is inviting me to dinner tonight" "That bitch is making the first move" "Take the afternoon off" "Why?" "You need a makeover" "Cut the crap, come over now" "I'm gonna get you some help" "Alright, alright" "Honey, sorry, gotta run" "Babe, I gotta go" "Aw, I want that bag" "Sure, let's go shopping" "The best pick-up artists in town" "Are all here" "Let's welcome my girls..." "The Barbie Army!" "Hi, I'm Gigi" "Hi, I'm Kiki" "Hello, I'm Mimi" "Hi, I'm Lily" "Which one of you did I meet last time?" "Hi" "It's not just about you" "The dinner tonight is a matter of pride" "Don't you dare embarrass us" "Go" "Now, loosen up" "As they say, you are what you wear" "Shanghai girls are" "Fashionable" "Sophisticated" "And sweet" "Show that Taiwan chick" "Who she's messing with" "Remember, grab every chance you get" "To show cleavage" "Strut your stuff" "Drop something" "That will do the trick" "Opps!" "I dropped something" "Oh, God" "But hey" "Her boobs are much bigger than mine" "Doesn't matter." "Boobs are boobs" "Squeeze them hard" "Look at my boobs" "Oops!" "Now, pick it up" "Not too fast" "Take it slow" "Let them take a good look" "There you go!" "Confidence is all that matters" "Picture that slutty bitch in your head" " Ready to squeeze?" " Come on!" "Squeeze" "That's what you call a woman's weapon" "Oops" "If this is too hard for you" "Then learn this" "Take a selfie" "You can post it online" "Let everyone see it" "Do these poses" "One" "Two" " Five" " One" "Is that Dr. Evil?" " Two" " Open your eyes" "Two" "Wider, wider" "Like a scared baby" "That's right" "You got it" "Relax." "One, two, five" "This is harder than I thought" "That's all the basics" "One, two, five" "Good" "Get out" "Do you have a reservation, ma'am?" " 7 o'clock, Mr. Gong - 7 o'clock" "I'm sorry, ma'am" "We don't have your reservation" "Really?" "Excuse me" "What name is the reservation under?" "What?" " Feeling cold?" " I'm just hungry" "What the..." "Angie, dear" "It's so nice to meet you" "Hubby told me so much about you" "Wow!" "You look just like I thought" " Is that right?" " Yes" "You are different than I thought" "Seriously?" "I don't wanna give a bad impression" "Hi, Wang" "Oh, it's you" "Hey, sorry" "I was rushing to pick her up" "I forgot to call you" "You didn't go to the restaurant, right?" "Hubby told me" "You used to come here with him" "When you were in college" "I wanted to meet you" "And" "And hear his story from you" "So we decided to eat here instead" "Eh?" "Angie, dear" "Where did you use to sit?" "Me?" "Right where you are now" "I hate you!" "I hate you!" "You should have told me!" "It's rude of me to take her seat" "Angie, dear" "Shall we" "Switch our seats?" "Right, you two should switch seats" "You like sitting next to me" "No, I'm good" "Dinner's ready" "(Let me take a look at that slutty bitch!" ")" "You two are still together?" "That's sweet" "Well, we're..." "Working together" "This is my girlfriend" "Hi, Wang" "Wow" "This looks delicious" "You're cute, and you cook so well" "No wonder hubby used to come here" "I thought you hated taking pictures of your food" "People change" "You of all people should know that" "You're someone's hubby now, aren't you?" "When did that happen?" "Last time I checked, you're still a virgin" "Ha ha" "Not funny" "You can tell she's a scheming bitch" "She's got a nice rack though" "Damn, this is bad" "I've seen it all" "They lavish you with fake compliments" "Angie, dear, I love what you're wearing" "I studied fashion design in France" "And I had a thing for this kinda..." "Theatrical outfit" "But I always knew" "I couldn't pull it off" "It makes me look like a clown" "I prefer something simpler nothing flashy" "You know?" "She looks like Lady Gaga tonight" "They act all innocent" "They're really good at it" "They make a man feel like a hero" "I wish I could be more independent" "Like you, Angie" "Taking care of myself" "But I just can't" "Thank God my hubby was with me last time" "Without him I'd have lost my passport" "Sweetie, did you tell dear Angie" "About the blackout at my place?" "Oh right" " The other day..." " Stop" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "It's so embarrassing" "Fine, go ahead" "I guess..." "Angie's part of our family now" "Exactly!" "I think it's kinda cute, too" "Alright" "The other night she called me crying" "The power went out at her place." "She got scared" "So I took a cab and rushed over" "Guess what?" "Stop, really" "Please stop" " Don't tell her" " It wasn't..." "It wasn't a blackout" "She just forgot to pay the electric bill" "I hate you" "Angie, you wouldn't believe it" "The whole place fell into darkness" "But..." "That's also the night we got together" "I hate you" "And worst of all, they can make a man" "Do whatever they want" "Hubby" "Feed me" "Be careful." "It's hot" "Here" "Is it good?" "I love it when you feed me" "This is their signature dish, rabbit stir fry" "We used to order this all the time" "What's wrong?" "Is it too spicy?" "Drink some water" "Here you go" "What's wrong?" "Why are you crying?" "How could you?" "Bunnies are cute" "You're so cruel" "I used to have a pet rabbit" "I was born in the year of the rabbit" "Okay" "Don't cry" "(What should I do?" ")" "Don't cry, my dear" "We won't eat it anymore" "That's so cruel" "The tears are ruining your makeup" "Don't cry, my darling" "Please don't cry" "I'll stop eating it" "And so will you" "Yuck, I hate rabbit meat" "Don't cry, honey" "She's still eating!" "Girls don't eat bunnies." "That's cruel" "Now that's unfair" "She's a dude" "She pees standing up" "Let's go." "We're not eating it." "Let's go home" "Don't cry" "That was horrible" "We'll be home soon" "It's over" "Whoa" "Did someone break in last night?" "You were right." "I should just let go" "I was so stupid" "It was a trap" "And I walked right into it" "Alright" "It was pretty bad" "But that was just one night" "We still have a chance" "Hey!" "What's this?" "My aunt in Hong Kong sent it to me" "She said I shouldn't get a dog if I'm single" "Or I'll end up like that woman in the news" "(Dead Spinster Eaten by Pets)" "It's over" "I'm hopeless" "Just let me be" "It's not over" "Until I say so" "Get up" "Angie's been acting weird lately" "She's not into me, is she?" "If I were her" "I'd crush you to death right now" "When we were in college, we all knew" "Angie's got a thing for you" "But you've always treated her like a dude" "Is it that obvious?" "But she's really like a bro to me" "Fine, then" "Has she ever peed standing next to you?" "Do you two ever flirt with chicks together?" "The thing is" "I think of her as my bro from day one" "There's nothing ladylike about her" "I'm a dude, you know" "I like sweet girls" "If I were into butch girls" "I might as well date a guy" "Stop it" "Nah" "These dating apps" "Are for men" "What kind of girls would use them?" "Normal girls" "I'm telling you" "Flirting is like being an assassin" "You start with long range weapons" "Like a sniper rifle" "Keep your distance from the target" "So that your attack wouldn't backfire" "Now" "Let's get started" "With the basics - texting" "I can text Marco right now" "Why do I have to flirt with other men?" "Unless you practice with strangers" "You'll never know what your weaknesses are" "Not to mention..." "Most men using these apps are otaku" "They're pretty easy to deal with" "Here, I did the installation" "Take a picture first" " Delete it" " Why?" "You think your double chin is sexy?" "It's just a selfie" " Watch" " And learn" "High angle, chin down" "Look up a little" "Try to look innocent" "That's the standard pose" "Learn it well!" "This is really lame" " But guys love it" " So learn it well" "There're three things you should remember" "Angle, angle and angle" "Hurry up" "High angle" "A bit higher" " Higher still" " Chin down" "Look up a little" " Chin down" " Act innocent" "Make a pitiful face like an orphan" "Now snap" "Let's see" "Always retouch your photos" "Give her a hand" "See if there's any guy around worth shagging" "Or chatting with" "Here you go." "Hit it" "He's hot!" "Wow" "People are actually responding" "(You've added Wolf as a friend." "Start chatting)" "Are they jobless or something?" "What should I say?" " Whatever you want" " This guy's cute" "Hi" "My name's Angie" "Wait, are you having a job interview?" "How do you expect him to reply?" "Always start with a question" "Ask him, "What are you doing?"" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "(I'm wondering who's missing me now)" "(Should I down Louis XIII or Kinmen Liquor?" ")" "(Yeah I'm doing it." "Wanna join?" ")" "Wait." "Hold on" "Remember, don't flirt like a loyal dog" "You know what cats do?" "They tease you" "And ignore you when you warm up to them" "In a nutshell" "Be passive aggressive" "So should I reply him or not?" "Think about what you wanna say" "And reply him tonight" "(I dunno, but you sound like you miss me)" "(Louis XIII's been dead for ages)" "(Yeah I'm doing it." "Wanna join?" ")" "(Jerk)" "(Who?" "I'll beat him for you)" "(Then slap yourself 3 times)" "(I'm not a jerk." "I'm nice)" "You're good at drawing" "Why haven't you drawn me anything before?" "Why haven't you drawn for me?" "That's amazing!" "You're so awesome!" "Angie drew them" "When we were in college" "Whenever she got bored" "She'd draw on my notebook" "I'm sure there was something between you two" "Of course not, she's a dude" "Then why do you still have this" "Next to your bed?" "Cause there's nothing between us" "Absolutely nothing" "I don't have to hide it from you" "Hey, don't be upset" "What's wrong?" "I just don't like it" "Alright, don't be mad" "Don't be mad, please" "Let me show you something" "What?" "Put your hand inside" "Quick" "What is it?" "A bit lower" "Lower" "Lower" "Lower still" "You feel something hard?" "Grab it and pull it out" "What's this?" "You told me you wanna cycle all the way" "Around Taiwan with your friends" "My leave application got rejected" "But I got you a ticket" "Have fun with your friends" "You're the best" "(What are you doing?" ")" "Do you wanna" "Get your hands" "On something else?" "(I'm with Hailey)" "I still remember the look on Angie's face..." "When she draws." "It's adorable" "I've asked myself before" "Whether I should try to date her" "But somehow we're like parallel lines" "No matter how close we are, we never meet" "Enough texting" "Time to do some training on the ground" "Go!" "Angie" "Quick, say something" "I'm Mike" "Keep your head up." "Your double chin's showing" "Just say something" " Quick" " Expats are great" " I love them" " Same here" "I don't really care" "As long as he's got a big nose" "Hey" "What should I say to him?" "The key to flirting is" "Just pretend you like whatever the guy's saying" "Whatever he says, just do this" "Oh, really?" "Tell me, please" "I hate you" "I have no idea" "It works every time" "Go ahead" "Hey" "Do you know how to play?" "I have no idea" "No problem." "I'll teach you" "But today is your first lesson" "That's okay, I can teach you anyway" "Your hand..." "Feels really cold" "Oops" "Sorry" "I forgot to tell you my secret identity" "I'm Mr. Freeze" "These hands make great sushi" "Really?" "I love sushi" "When can I get a taste of your sushi?" "I'm afraid" "There won't be a chance" "The sushi business is shrinking" "The market is too small" "I did some research" "And I thought" "I'd be better off working as a makeup artist" "I'm straight though" "Super straight." "No worries" "Place your left hand over your right hand" "The trick is" "To thrust your hip" "Good, nice." "Now thrust it" "That's my cell" "Really?" "Yes, it's just my cell" "Now, pay attention" "Watch your hands." "Focus on the ball" "Look down" "And thrust your hip" "Good, very good" "Let me do it on my own" " You don't have to help me" " Alright." "Go ahead" "So..." "You must know a lot of pretty girls" "Not really" "Company policy forbids us from dating clients" "I don't believe you" "If they like your work" "They would love to see you again" "If they come and see me again" "Then I'm in trouble" "What do you think of my makeup today?" "Your makeup?" "It's nice" "You look better than my clients" " You're kidding" " No" "It's obvious" "You look healthy" "My clients" "They all look pale" "I met a client this morning" "She got her face caved in" "I had no idea what she was thinking" "She could've picked a better place to land" "When she jumped off that building" "Why on earth" "Would she land on a concrete slab?" "What was I supposed to do with her face?" "You put makeup on dead people?" "You shouldn't put it like that" "I'm a "Makeup Consultant" for the deceased" "Let me tell you a secret" "Eh?" "Tell me, please" "Have you heard of" "Rocket poop?" "What?" "Really?" "I was driving one night" "Suddenly my stomach started to hurt" "I reached an intersection." "There was nobody around" "I pulled over, came out of the car" "And pooped on the spot" "It felt amazing" "You know what happened next?" "I have no idea" "Pooping in a toilet is one thing" "But when you poop on the ground" "When you push really hard" "The poop that comes out..." "It would push you upward" "Once I was done, I got back to the car" "I turned and looked" "Gosh, my poop was just standing there" "Like a monument or something" "Right at the intersection." "It was L-shaped" "I hate you!" "Listen" "If we get together you have to promise me" "No matter how much we fight" "You'll never jump off a building" "But if you really wanna, let's say..." "Jump off a building" "Make sure you land on grass" "It's much softer" "I hate you!" "Angie..." "What did I do wrong?" "It's the way you say" ""I hate you"" "But I learned it from you" "Where did I go wrong?" "When you flirt" "You gotta sugarcoat" "Even when you're insulting the guy" "I hate you" "Stop it" "Go away" "If you look him in the eye and say" "I hate you!" "Then you're screwed" "But my mom used to say we should always" "Look people in the eye when we talk to them" "I hate you" "I hate you" "I hate you" "I hate you" "I hate you" "I hate you" "Hey you!" "You're stealing my oranges again" "Oops, we didn't do it on purpose" "We didn't know they were yours" "We had no idea" "I just wanna get a taste" "They're so expensive" "Alright, just don't take them all" " You're the best!" " Thank you" "You gotta be kidding me" "Where have you been?" "This is the power of flirting" "I hate you" "I hate you" "Am I doing it right?" "Hey, I'm getting better at this, right?" " Yes, much better" " I hate you" "I hate you" "Wow, that's a big one" "I hate you" "(IOU Coupon)" "What do you see?" "Cows" "Lots of cows piled into a huge baby" "It kinda stinks like..." "Bullshit" "No?" "This is art." "Show some respect" "Our professor used to say" "You have talent in art" "But you gave that all up for Marco" "Was it worth it?" "I wanted to be with him" "So I got a job in Shanghai" "If you could choose again" "Would you stay and work here" "Or continue with your sculpting?" "I don't know" "I really don't know" "What do you like about him?" "He's cute, don't you think?" "He cares about me, and he shows it in funny ways" "What was that?" "You're a girl." "Cover your mouth when you yawn" "Stuffing your mouth?" "That's what you call "caring"?" "Well then, I know a lot of guys" "Who care about me" "You can't go head to head with that bitch" "You don't have what it takes" "You'll just fight a losing battle" "Hi" "Do you miss silly goose?" "I miss you every night" "So much that I'd cry" "I hate you" "Alright, I gotta go" "See you tonight" "Bye" "Where were we?" "I'm fighting a losing battle" "Oh yes" "Well, she's out of town now." "Grab the chance." "Tell Marco you like him" "No way" "I've known him for years" "He's always treated me like a dude" "I wouldn't know what to say" "What's the best time to have an office romance?" "Enlighten me" "Business trips" "My leggies miss you" "Tell them" "I miss them too" "(IOU Coupon)" "No way!" "You still have it with you?" "Come and see the Ju Ming exhibition with me" "What?" "He's having an exhibition in Shanghai?" "No, we're going to Taipei" "Why?" "We have a case in Taipei" "I got you two days off" "So come with me, okay?" "But you didn't approve my leave last time" "Why's that?" "Why would I let you emasculate yourself" "And do everything that princess wants?" "What about now?" "Now's the time..." "For you to return all the favors I did you" "Define the law of diminishing returns" "Within a certain period of time..." "Consumer goods would..." "As the number of goods increases..." "Consumers would..." "What?" "I'm so tired!" "Let me take a nap" "Please!" "No, you pighead!" "Cause I'm stuck here with you, I missed the Ju Ming exhibition" "Wake up!" "What's this?" "I know you're doing all this for me" "I promise I'll make it up to you one day" "(IOU Coupon)" "Just let me take a nap" "Please" "Hey, we got you a survival kit" "For your trip" "Look at this" "That's a lot" "Well, you're spending a few nights with him" "There's more" "This is way too much" "Not at all" "Wait till you see what she got you" "What's that?" "Undies" "Do people actually wear that?" "Try it on" "They look like flying guillotines" "I hate you" " What?" " You just nailed it" "It sounds just right" "Do it again" "I hate you" "Not so good." "Again" "Get in the mood" "I hate you" "You're almost there" " Again, again" " I hate you" " Again" " I hate you" "I hate you" "Thanks, y'all" " Good luck!" " You can do it" " Go!" " Yeah!" "You wanna beat that bitch?" "Learn from her" "Sleep on his shoulder" "You know what, sleeping on his shoulders..." "It's just not doable" "Why do I have to copy the things that bitch does?" "Ma'am, please turn off your cell phone." "Thank you" "Did you just call somebody a bitch?" "What?" "No" "Well, I was asking the flight attendant" "If there's any..." "Beach" "In Taipei" "By the way" "Don't tweet anything during the trip" "Hailey might get the wrong idea" "I told her I couldn't leave work" "Now I'm going to Taipei" "She'd think I ditched her on purpose" "Why would she think that?" "You're here because you owe me" "Isn't he a jerk?" "Well" "Think about it" "He's asking you to be discreet" "If he doesn't have feelings for you" "He wouldn't do that" "Be more aggressive" "How?" "That'd be embarrassing" "We're waging war, girl." "Can't play it safe" "There will be blood" "Trust me" "Get out of your comfort zone" "Men..." "Are like a pile of hay" "Give them a match" "And they'll burn themselves up" "Anyway, I gotta go" "Maybe you should watch porn with him" "That's kinda hard to pull off" "Let me think about it" "I wanna try that!" "What?" " Can I have one?" " Of course" " How much?" " 50 TWD" "Thank you" " Welcome" " Thanks" "Pairing tomatoes with prunes" "Have a bite" " Is it good?" " It's really good, c'mon" "Who came up with this idea?" "Pairing tomatoes with prunes?" "They don't seem to match" "Whoever did this is a genius" "Cut the tomato in half, and stuff in a prune" "How did he come up with it?" "Maybe" "He was eating prunes" "And then someone offered him a tomato" "He mixed the flavors together" "Found it amazing" "And came up with the recipe" " Wow!" " Wow!" "That's a lot of red beans" "They should register this" "As intangible cultural heritage" "With the UN" "You're crazy" "Wow!" "Cotton candy!" "And it's blue!" " What?" " I wanna play!" " Eh?" " I wanna ride this" " This one" " It's for kids" "So what?" "Forget it" "Look, they're all playing" "You take this one" "It's perfect for you" "Get on" " Come on" " Seriously?" "Seriously" "Hey you!" "These are for kids" "You grown-ups would break them" "Excuse me, sir" "He's my brother" "He's retarded" "He loves riding this thing" "If you don't let him" "He'll get upset." "Please" "Doo-doo" "He'll poop right here" " Pee-pee" " Please" "Doo-doo, doo-doo" " Ma'am" " Doo-doo" "Please don't do that to your boyfriend" "He's trying so hard to please you" "He's obviously not retarded" "Oops" "So you can tell?" "Of course" "I'm not retarded" "Go ahead." "I gotta doo doo" " Thank you" " Thank you so much" "Open you mouth" "Let's take another one" "One, two, cheese!" "What's up?" "Are you done?" "Any update?" "What's the noise?" "We're riding the plane" "Is that some kinda fancy position?" "Stop it" "Time's running out" "When that bitch comes... back" "Then it's all over for you" "Grab your chance now" "Can you be more specific?" "You know what men like?" "Kinky girls" "Okay, I'll try" "Okay, bye bye" "Bye" "Nice pussy" "There you are" "Thanks for finding my pussy" "My pleasure" "Here I come!" "I'm going back to my room" "See you tomorrow" "Good night" "You too" "Hey!" "Sleep tight" "What's up?" "Wanna watch some porn?" "Come" "There isn't any adult channel on this thing" "And they say Taiwan is a decadent place?" "I'm going back then" "Wait, I have an idea" "It should be easy" "Alright" "What's this?" "Curling." "We used to watch this in the dorm" "It's just like" "Watching porn" "No way" "Give it a try" "Close your eyes" "Right?" "But it sounds exhausting" "Well, each national team has its own style" "With the Europeans and Americans, for example" "There's a sense of joy and excitement" "The Japanese, on the other hand" "When they moan, you can feel a kinda pain" "But there's also a sense of desire" "Oh no, please stop" "Aww, gimme more" "Stop, please" "I'm tired" "Good night" "It's raining so hard" "Should we go or wait here?" "Let's wait here" "(Feeling like a kid again in Taipei night market)" "Excuse me." "I'm going to the Juming Museum" "Should I take the bus here?" "Yes" "Just take the bus from Taipei to Jinshan" "Thanks" "Baby, calm down" "Please don't cry" "We should wait here" "Alright" "Send me your address" "Okay, bye" "What's wrong?" "I gotta go to Taichung" "You really don't have to come with me" "You should go to the exhibition" "We were supposed to see it together" "It'd be boring to go on my own" "What's wrong with Hailey?" "I don't know either" "She was crying terribly" "I guess she hurt her leg or something" "By the way" "You left this in my room last night" "What is it?" "It's..." "I'm surprised you don't know" "It's a flying guillotine" "What?" "Flying guillotine, you know" "Well, I went to..." "Watch a movie with a friend the other day..." "It's called "The Guillotines"" "This is just a souvenir" "They gave away at the cinema" "Oh" "No, it's okay." "Just throw it away" "Babe" "Hubby" "Are you okay?" "Where did you get hurt?" "Here, look" "When I got up this morning" "I tripped and fell" "My friends all cycled on" "And left me here by myself" "Thank god you're here." "What would I do without you?" "Is that it?" "I was scared." "I don't want any scars!" "Hubby, you told me you like my legs" "So..." "I was terrified" "If I get a scar on my leg you won't like me anymore" "And then I got really sad" "I couldn't stop crying" "Don't be silly" "You think I'm that shallow?" "I won't leave you" "Even if you lose your legs" "Really?" "Of course" "You still got a nice rack" "Hey!" "I hate you" "I told you" "I just wanted a fling" "I've been seeing my girlfriend for 7 years" "She's wonderful" "Why would I wanna leave her?" "Fine" "I'll call her now and break up with her" "Hey" "That slutty bitch" "Must've read my tweet" "She's sabotaging my plan" "What are you gonna do then?" "She ruined my trip." "I'll ruin hers" "Poor Hailey" "It really hurts, huh?" "I'm fine" "Hubby's here." "It's alright now." "Angie, dear" "You should go to the exhibition in Taipei" "Don't worry about me" "Okay?" "Hubby" "Let's walk Angie to the station, shall we?" "Sure" " Hailey, dear" " Yes?" "Do you really hate me that much?" "What?" "Why?" "You're the best, Angie" " Is that true?" " Yes" "Well, I love this place." "It's really relaxing" "And I haven't gone cycling for so long" "Let's go cycling together" "What do you think?" "Marco?" "Sure!" "I'd like that" "It'd be fun to spend time with Angie" " I'm so excited!" " Yeah!" "I'm thrilled that the three of us..." "Are going cycling together!" "Great!" " That's really great!" " I'm so thrilled!" " Marco?" " Yes?" "We're going cycling together." "Aren't you excited?" "Yeah!" "Hey..." "Did you see the news?" "It's so lame" "There's this guy" "His friends gave him a can of soda" "Hold on..." "So he put it in the refrigerator" "After a few weeks" "He took it out" "For some reason" "The can just kept on swelling" "He didn't know what to do" "He didn't know how to get rid of it" "So he just..." "Kept holding it in his hands" "And finally the can just..." "Exploded!" "He got hit in the eye" "My tummy hurts so much." "That's hilarious" "What's so funny about it?" "Maybe I'm a simple person" "I love to laugh" "Do you think it's funny?" "Eh?" "It's pretty funny" "Right?" "Yeah!" "He left it there for weeks..." "Hubby, I wanna eat those sausages" " Hello" " Three, please" " Okay" " I love street food" "I bet you like meatballs too?" "Eep!" "You're making me blush" "I meant chicken nuggets" "Let her go" "She had some last night" "Stop laughing!" "Here you go" "Thanks, hubby" "Would you like a sausage too?" "Hey, hubby" "I wanna drink green tea" "Can you go and buy it for me?" "Sure" "You want some?" " Green tea?" " Yeah" "No!" "Angie, you're wasting your time" "No matter what you do" "Hubby will never fall for you" "Just give up" "Why are you so sure?" "Every boyfriend I've had" "Is stuck to me like glue" "I've seen women much younger and sexier than you" "They flirt much better too" "None of them managed to take me down" "You actually had the guts to come all the way here" "Look at yourself, for Christ's sake" "Don't be so sure" "When he kissed me in bed the other night" "It didn't seem like you were on his mind at all" "You think a one-night-stand would" "Turn the tides?" "You think I'd care?" "Men are all scumbags" "I don't give a damn" "To me..." "He's just a boy toy" "You're pretty." "You know how to flirt" "If you're not really into him" "Why are you messing with him?" "To be honest" "I was just teasing him on the bus that day" "But then he couldn't stop talking about you" "I got really pissed off" "So I arranged a dinner" "To see who the hell you are" "That night he split your chopsticks for you" "Right in front of me" "I hate it when he's so nice to you" "Even when I'm just right next to him" "I decided right away to fight this battle" "Are you out of your mind?" "Love's not a competition" "That's what the losers say" "And I'm... not a loser" "You know what happened the other day?" "All I did was whine a little" "Then he got rid of that notebook" "With all your Ju Ming sketches" "Hubby!" "Hubby!" "What happened?" "Why are you crying?" "What's wrong?" "Don't cry, babe" "Don't cry" "Maybe" "I did something wrong" "And Angie got mad" "You lying bitch!" "Hey!" "Can you just stop picking on this little girl" "For my sake?" "Marco Gong" "I'm gonna ask you this only once" "Are you coming with me?" "Stop it" "Where do you want me to go?" "Where are you going?" "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "Don't cry" "Where are we going?" "Follow my direction" "Okay" "Right" "Left" "Right" "Left" "(Juming Museum)" "Ju Ming is famous for his chiseling" "It's sharp and quick" "It's effortless" "When I learned sculpting as a kid" "I always admired his quick, forceful strokes" "Because I hesitate too much when I work" "But not this time" "I jumped in with no thought" "But the chisel cut me up" "Until I couldn't recognize myself anymore" "But I'm made of flesh, not stone" "Does he know the pain" "He's caused me?" "You don't think she had an accident?" "I can't reach her" "She can take care of herself" "Don't worry" "She's never missed my call" "Maybe something happened to her" "I gotta go back to Taipei" "Don't go!" "Hubby!" "You came here to see me" "Not her" "Besides..." "She was bullying me" "How come you're on her side?" "What happened exactly?" "Why would she yell at you all of a sudden?" "I have no idea" "Maybe she's jealous?" "What did you say to her?" "Nothing" "I was just telling her" "No matter how close you two used to be" "You're my guy now" "So..." "I wouldn't let her fawn over you" "Don't even think about it" "It's nothing like that" "You're thinking too much" "I don't believe you" "When I told her you threw away" "That notebook with all her sketches" "Because of me" "I could tell from her face" "She's really into you" "What?" "Why did you have to tell her that?" "See!" "Why are you all riled up?" "I hate you!" "Make your choice now" "It's me or her" "Answer me" "I used to wonder when I read the tabloids" "Why girls like Paris Hilton" "Never really have a decent love life?" "They flirt too much" "After a while" "All the sweet talk gets really annoying" "I'm going back to Taipei" "Are you looking for someone?" "Sorry" "Did Angie Zhang switch to another room?" "I'm her friend" "Miss Zhang checked out already" "Thank you" "Michael" "I haven't seen Angie for two days" "Is she on leave?" "You haven't heard?" "She resigned" "Where did she go?" "I was about to ask you the same thing" "Is she working for Qiu now?" "Why did she quit right after the trip?" "I don't know" "Anyway, Angie told me" "To let you lead the team" "Good luck." "I'm counting on you" "Marco Gong!" "Marco Gong!" "Not again!" "You bastard!" "Marco Gong!" "Sorry, Excuse me" "Hey!" "Your bike got stolen again?" "Yes" "Why would he leave me a wheel?" "That's pretty kind of him" "Every time I lost my bike" "Angie would always take me home" "But this time" "I think I've lost her" "Hey" "I thought..." "You were bringing your girlfriend" "We broke up" "What?" "We broke up!" "Already?" "Where's Angie?" "The other day" "She dropped by and gave me a birthday gift" "She said she'd come back" "When was that?" "Two days ago" "What did she give you?" "What did you say?" "What did she give you?" "She gave me this" "You know what, over the years" "I've helped many people unlock their doors" "But there's one door" "That I can't open, no matter how hard I try" "The door to your heart" "Son" "Deep down you know she likes you" "But you never take her seriously" "Angie" "Is like a fool" " For sticking around" " What did I do wrong?" "I had no idea" "I only found out recently" "You think she's a dude and you joke about it" "But think about it" "That's exactly why" "You like her" "Well..." "I'm not comfortable with her getting flirty" "I like our little fights though" "Your mom passed away too soon" "And I was busy working all the time" "We made you feel insecure" "You were afraid she'd reject your love" "So you shut her out, right?" "She's been hiding from me." "What can I do?" "Do you know" "Why kids like playing hide-and-seek?" "Because they want to be found" ""I fear the stillness in the air"" "I'm really grateful" "Thank you for all the help you've given me" ""I fear the memories we share"" ""They haunt me and leave me in despair"" "So you're going to Hangzhou?" "Yes" "I wanna go to grad school" "I gave up too much for that jerk" "I haven't sculpted anything for years" "Okay" "Look at this" "Listen" "This is not a cappuccino" "This is a memory loss potion" "Drink it" "And put the past behind you" "Forget that pighead." "Forget that slutty bitch" "Bottoms up" "Bon voyage" "All of a sudden I miss you" "Where are you?" "Are you feeling blue?" "All of a sudden I miss you" "I'm having adéjà vu" "Tears blurring my view" "What are you doing here?" "Listen, I'm kinda an insecure guy" "My mom died when I was a kid" "We were not a wealthy family" "When I meet a girl I like, I get shy" "Then I met you." "The timing was perfect" "But I was too scared and stupid to ask you out" "I was selfish." "I thought I was protecting you" " But I was protecting myself" " Forget it" "And uh..." "You know" "I realized" "You're like the tomato" "And I'm the prune" "Although we are in the same basket" "All we are is close" "I never thought we would go well together" "Until I entered you by accident" "And realized we're a perfect match" "It's..." "Just a figure of speech" "Perfect match?" "Bullshit" "You listened to that woman and threw everything away" "I didn't!" "You know what?" "I've kept" "Everything you gave me" "Even the flying guillotine" "You told me to throw away" "I kept it but I didn't tell you" "I used it to decorate my phone" "What's the point?" "You're seeing someone now" "I broke up with Hailey" "I told her" "I'm not interested in girls" "I always thought" "I should find myself" "A sweet girlfriend" "But after the trip" "I came to terms with myself" "My desires" "I'm..." "Gay" "You" "Are my true love" "Wait a second" "Why would that turn you into a gay man?" "That's not the point" "The thing is" "I love you" "Angie" "You don't have to change yourself for me" "You're a dude, and that's fine" "I'm the one" "Who has to do a little adjustment" "Now I know..." "What kinda person I am" "And I know" "I need someone like you" "I love you just the way you are" "I'm sorry" "Go get him!" "Hey pighead!" "Yes?" "Where are you going?" "I don't expect you to forgive me" "I'm gonna spend the rest of my life" "Thinking about the mistakes I made" "You wish" "I still have a lot of IOU coupons with me" "I'll use them all." "You're not going anywhere" "I know better now" "There's no use sweet talking to you" "I'll let you do all the sweet talking" "So" "Can silly goose forgive pighead?" "Hang on" "What if you run into another girl" "With a nice rack" "And she's really good at flirting?" "What would you do?" "Absolutely nothing" "I told you." "I'm gay" "Girls..." "I'm fed up with them" "I just wanna spend time" "With my hot boyfriend" "I hate you" "Let's go!" "I wanna eat some bunnies" "Alright!" "Let's bite their heads off!" " Let's go!" " Go!" "Talk about passive aggressive" "What a pro" "Produced, Story  Directed by Pang Ho-Cheung" "Written by Pang Ho-Cheung Luk Yee Sum Zhang Youyou" "Inspired by Toolbook" ""Everyone Loves Tender Women" by LOVERMAN" "Subi Liang Produced by" "Producer Zhang Dajun" "Associate Producer Kenny Chan" "Administrative Producers Helen Li Bernard Yang" "Sie Yi Lin Sui Tang Co-starring" "Guest Appearance" "Qu Niciren Li Fangding Yang Kaidi Ni Musi" "Special Appearance Hong Hong" "Jake Pollock Director of Photography" "Man Lim Chung Image Designer" "Art Director Kong Hun Lim" "Editor Wenders Li (H.K.S.E.)" "Original Music Alan Wong Janet Yung" "Tu Duu-Chih Sound Designer" ""Oh"" ""My love"" ""My darling"" ""I've hungered for your touch"" ""A long"" ""Lonely time"" ""And time"" ""Goes by so slowly"" ""And time can do so much"" ""Are you still mine"" ""I need your love"" ""I need your love"" ""God speed your love to me"" ""Lonely rivers flow to the sea"" "What's wrong?" "It's really cold in here" "Can I put my shirt on?" "But we're doing "Ghost"" "You can't treat me like a slave" "One IOU coupon" "And I end up like this" "You still have a lot of coupons left" "God knows what would happen to me!" "Shh..." "Pamper me now" "Then I'll tip you" "With another coupon, alright?" "Thank you, your majesty" ""Are you still mine?"" ""I need your love""