"The match against the dream" "Welcome here to the Fagerøy camp school, room 213, and what is nothing less than a dream of a match, Geir." "Here is Stian asleep with the rest of the boys from the class." "And currently it looks nice, Asbjørn." "Yes it does." "But Stian helped himself to a lot of soda before bedtime." "And so it's a question of whether we get a night without any wet mishaps." "The goal is clear." "We want a needing to pee Stian, to wake up, and get to the bathroom before things go awry and he wets the bed." "We can take a look at what's happening in Stian's dreams right now." "Here he's started with a good, old-fashioned flying dream." "It's nice." "Yes, it is." "And here we have Sara as well." " What is it that disturbs Stian?" " It's a toilet that emerges." " I don't like the look of this." " Me neither." "Come, Stian." "Come to me and pee." "And here the match has started." "Here we go, you guys." "When are you going to wake up, Stian Hermansen." "Pee in me!" "You have to pee, so come and pee in me." "You absolutely must not do what you are about to do now!" "Shall the match be decided already?" "It would be too bad." "Woof!" "Woof, woof, woof." "Here Stian stops." "He stops here, thanks to a barking Sara." "It may seem strange, but it was dog-sledding in school today." "And the impressions from the day are mixed now to form a surreal moment." "(Rap music)" "Little doubt that there was a lot of popcorn consumed during the evening." "(Barking)" " I'm dreaming." " He understands that he's actually dreaming." " This is absolutely perfect." " It's important to reach that understanding." "Watch this slapping." "Stian will wake up now, surely." "Give up, Stian." "Can't you just pee, like normal people?" "The toilet's just talking piss, Stian." "You shouldn't listen to it." "Now he uses right / left combinations." "Working very well!" "Surely this must get you to wake up, Stian!" "(Snores)" "Yes..." "It is in all honesty not quite what happens, unfortunately." "He doesn't give up here." "He tries to follow this sound, we see." "No, no!" "More soda is the last thing you need, Stian!" "You must get out of here!" "He must." "Look at this, Asbjørn." "It's quite clear that things will out." "We see how he gathers his legs in a classic needing to pee position." " It provides a decent starting position." " But it's something we don't need." "We just need an exit." "You must get out of the dream, Stian." "We have a door." "Maybe he can exit from the dream here." " Come to me!" " No, it's a bathroom!" "It's another one." "Another toilet!" "It's a trap, Stian!" "You can't escape." "Wouldn't it be nice to take a trip over to me?" "You can pull down your pants and let it flow." "Come on, Stian." " Pull down your pants and let it flow." " Look at this, Asbjørn." "It's such a welcoming toilet that I've ever seen." "Dearest Porsgrund Porcelain, must you make such an appealing lavatory?" "Yes, we have an alert Stian." "Finally we're waking up here." "He will pee in the camp schools outstanding toilet." "Yes, this is..." " No..." " Yes, yes." "No, this is probably not quite what we think it is, Asbjørn." "Can we get a replay, producer?" "There's a Stian who's still dreaming." "And he's dreaming that he's awake." "He is, and it makes me a little unsure." "Now anything could happen." "We have a boy who's on his feet." "We're sleepwalking now." "This is beautiful." "Could it be that dreaming Stian... can get the real Stian to go all the way to the toilet?" "Look at this." "We have a man who is about to do the business!" "And here we have a hold of the door handle." "Then we have victory!" "No, no, no!" "He's opening the closet door!" "This is completely wrong!" " It's where the boots and Yahtzee..." "And I'm afraid they'll soon be joined by a couple of deci-liters of of what we see here, that is." "Oh my." "Oi, oi, oi..." " What are you doing, Stian?" " I can tell you, Henrik." "He's peeing in the closet, simply." "Stian is peeing in the closet." "Yes, that's it." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2017)"