"[ elevator dings ] [ elevator door opens ] [ elevator door closes ]" "[ elevator dings ]" "Laura:" "Good morning." "Listen, my kid is selling chocolate bars for her school." "You know, gym needs new hoops, whoo!" "Rick:" "How much?" "10 bucks." "10 bucks?" "Yeah, it's a donation." "[ laughing ] rick!" "That's not a donation, that's extortion." "Can I help you?" "Look alive, everybody." "Mr. Rick." "I see you fell for the chocolate-bar-extortion racket" "In the lobby this morning." "Everybody did, I guess." "Hey, rick!" "What a weekend for great games, eh, buddy?" "Hey, rick-o." "Did you get yourself a chocolate bar?" "Look good, rick." "You been working out?" "Buenos días, my man." "Hey, "kemo sabe" to you, too." "And congratulations, you paid 10 bucks" "For 25 cents worth of chocolate." "You genius!" "[ chuckles ]" "I have a 9:00 interview with rick..." "O'lette." "That was just him." "Oh, uh, the guy who " "Yep." "You're michelle?" "Yes." "Please sign in." "I'll call him and let him know you're here." "Rick?" "Laura." "[ giggles ]" "Yeah, yeah." "Listen, uh, michelle's here." "[ laughing ] no." "Michelle, your 9:00." "[ giggles ]" "Your 9:00 interview, she's here." "[ laughs ]" "See for yourself, rick." "Yeah." "[ laughs ]" "See for yourself." "Okay." "[ laughing ] no." "[ hangs up phone ]" "He's just finishing something up," "So you can wait outside his door until he's done." "Great." "Down the hall, right at the water cooler," "Left at the fax, left at the coffee," "Up the stairs, third door." "What?" "Down the hall, right at the water cooler," "Left at the fax, left at the coffee," "Up the stairs, third door." "Down the hall, r-- rick's office?" "Down the hall, right at the water cooler," "Left at the fax, left at the coffee," "Up the stairs, third door." "Thank you." "Man:" "Yes, sir, 31% gain." "I've spoken to the lawyer," "And he should contact you by this afternoon." "[ beeping ] [ knock on door ]" "Rick:" "Monica?" "Michelle." "Michelle." "I'm sorry." "Open the door." "Mr. O'lette." "Rick, call me rick." "Everybody just calls me rick." "Okay, rick." "Michelle, did laura tell you, or did she not," "That I was finishing something up" "And that you could wait outside my office?" "Um..." "Because if she didn't," "I can call and fire her right now." "Oh, no, I'm " "But if she did, why don't you shut the door" "And wait outside like you were told to?" "Mr. O'lette, I'm sor-- rick!" "I'm sorry, I didn't " "Michelle, which is it, fire laura or shut the door?" "Um..." "Which is it, michelle, fire laura or shut the door?" "Uh... [ door closes ]" "[ mouse clicking ]" "Ha!" "[ grunts ] [ sighs ] [ keyboard clicking ]" "Suck on that, "bigboss."" "[ chuckles ] [ beeps ]" "[ duke humming ]" "♪ I said, "put it in your mouth ♪" "♪ in your motherfucking mouth" ♪ [ keyboard clicking ]" "[ electronic music plays ]" "♪ she said put it in her mouth, mouth ♪ ♪ put it in my mouth ♪" "♪ I mean her motherfucking mouth, her mouth ♪" "♪ she said put it in her mouth ♪" "Oh, no way!" "Read it and weep, my friend." "No fucking way!" "[ laughs ]" "Set up the martinis, buddy." "I can't believe it." "Shaken, not stirred, please." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you with a 10-foot dildo." "Fair's fair, bigboss!" "I'm gonna kill you." "I'm gonna fire you!" "A bet's a bet, fair's motherfucking fair." "I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna fire you." "Oh, that's what you get for betting on losers!" "Losers?" "[ laughing ] yeah." "Let me tell you something." "I'm gonna tie you up, I'm gonna rip out your eyes," "I'm gonna stick a red-hot poker up your ass!" "And then I'm gonna kill you!" "Then I'm gonna fire you," "Then I'm gonna buy myself drinks, you motherfucker!" "[ laughs ]" "Huh?" "Here!" "No!" "I am gonna get tony from maintenance up here." "He's gonna fuck you up the ass." "And then I'm gonna kill you again!" "And then I'm gonna fire you!" "No, don't fire me!" "That's right, yeah, under that desk!" "Let me out of here!" "Hey, I'm gonna get tony from maintenance up here" "And take this bust and fuck you up the ass!" "And then I'm gonna kill you." "And then I'm gonna fire your whole fucking family!" "[ both laugh ]" "Have mercy, mercy!" "All right." "Let's go get a drink, you asshole." "[ laughs ]" "You crack me up!" "[ both laugh lightly ]" "Did you find an assistant today?" "Ah, I only had one interview." "What was wrong with her?" "[ sighs ] attitude." "Attitude, attitude, attitude." "She made me feel like a waiter." "Ha!" ""how about a comfy, little chair?" ""how about a beautiful girlfriend" ""for your dinky, little résumé." "How about a whop to the face?"" "Jesus christ, I couldn't believe her." "Hey, hey..." "Was she blond?" "What?" "Uh, I'm looking for an intern right now, you know?" "No, no, she wasn't a blonde." "They keep sending me these little boy yalies." "I'm looking for a blonde, you know?" "No, she was chinese." "In fact, that's how it started." "Michelle." "Michelle:" "Yes?" "Now I'm done." "Okay." "Come on in." "Thanks." "Sit down." "Thanks." "I have my résumé." "I have your résumé." "So you're from china?" "My grandparents are from japan." ""my grandparents are from japan."" "Gee whiz, I'm sorry," "I didn't realize I had to have a ph-fucking-d in geography" "Before I could possibly interview you." "Ha!" "I'm sorry, japan." "I'm not an expert at last names, michelle." "That's okay." "I'll tell you what I am an expert at, though." "Can you guess?" "Um..." "Go on..." "Guess." "Consulting." "People." "You know, that's true, rick, you are." "I really like to think so." "I mean, you were so good during the layoffs," "Helping me help certain people understand" "They weren't necessary here." "Fired their asses." "Fired their asses." "How many people could do that?" "I can do that." "Hey, rick, everybody bought a chocolate bar but you." "I mean, do you know people, or do you know people?" "That really isn't much of a choice, duke." "People." "People." "Because that's what it's all about, isn't it?" "Here at image, we like to say," ""we can do this."" "And how do we do this?" "Well, we derive our business from customers." "But it's difficult to remember that customers" "Are actually..." "People." "I mean, even the word "customer,"" "It sounds so impersonal." "Customer." "Customer." "[ high-pitched voice ] customer." "[ high-pitched voice ] customer." "Customer." "Customer." "Customer." "[ normal voice ] oh, yeah, you're right, rick." "I never thought about it like that." "Huh?" "Customer." "[ normal voice ] say it with me." "Customer." "Customer." "Ta ha!" "See?" "It's difficult to remember that they're actually people." "And when you look outside All those customers look like specks." "But you know what?" "They're not specks, monica." "Michelle." "They're people." "And that's why I'm a people expert." "I've got to be." "I can do this." "Image wants customers, customers are people," "And that's why I'm a people expert." "Michelle, my name is " "And that's why I know" "That you aren't the person for this job..." "Michelle." "What?" "Because I'm a people expert." "And you aren't the people..." "Person." "What?" "I know, I haven't interviewed you." "I don't have to, michelle." "This résumé means nothing," "Because what's important -- [ scoffs ]" "Michelle, what's really important " "Magna cum laude?" "No." "Some dinky, summer internship?" "No." ""currently employed in food service"?" "No." "That's nothing." "Any one of those specks out there, they got all that." "What?" ""what?" "What?" "What?"" "She sounded like some kind of" "Oriental sphinx or something, you know?" "Just saying, "wha--, wha--, what?"" "She couldn't get the words out." "She acted like squirrels were running around," "Screeching in her brain, "what?" "What?"" "Looking good, guy." "Right back at you." "No other responses." "Just like, "what, what?"" "W-w-what?" "That's nothing." "That doesn't tell me anything." "You know what tells me something?" "When someone is asked to wait outside" "And then knocks on the door." "What?" "Somebody who sits down for an interview," "And then starts correcting me" "Because I didn't get each tiny detail" "Of her entire family history exactly right." "What?" "Somebody who projects major attitude to me," "But when given a chance to defend herself" "Can only reply with one word" "Over, over, over, and over again!" "What?" "!" "Just "what, what?" "!" "What?" "!"" "She didn't know what hit her." ""what?" "!" "What?" "!"" "Duke:" "Ha, ha, ha!" "Laura:" "So how'd it go?" "[ elevator dings ]" "[ both laugh ]" ""what, what?"" "So you threw her right out?" "Yeah." "That's priceless." "For you, bigboss, it's free." "You kill me." "No, you crack me up." "No, no, no, no, no." "You kill me." "I think about it." "Ha!" "Ha!" "That's a very big camera." "What is this place?" "[ dance music playing ]" "Mick:" "Duke!" "Mike!" "Mick." "Mick." "Rick!" "Rick?" "Mick." "Duke?" "Drinks?" "Come on." "Okay, you guys take your seats," "Relax, enjoy the view," "And I'll send a waitress over with your drinks." "We might need two waitresses." "He owes me a lot of booze." "Ha!" "Ho-ho..." "This guy is funny, duke." "This guy is funny." "[ laughs ]" "Wow." "Mm-hmm." "Mmm." "Oh, yeah." "New place?" "Yeah." "Ahh." "Mmm." "So did you actually watch that game," "Or did you learn online that you pick losers?" "Hoo!" "Tony!" "What do you call a point spread like that?" "I call it " "I call it a round of drinks." "Yeah." "Where the fuck is our waitress, anyway?" "Oh, hey, sorry..." "To keep you guys waiting." "Oh." "[ laughs ]" "Uh..." "Duke, this is the..." "Uh, interview that I told you about today." "Ha!" "How's it going, michelle?" "Look, mr." "O'lette, I'm sorry the interview " "Hey, hey, hey, hey, no." "I'll bet you're "sorry the interview."" "Why don't you go up to the bar," "Get us some party mix," "And then come back and tell us how sorry you are." "Unless that's too demeaning" "For a magna cum laude like yourself." "What?" "What?" "What?" "You see, that's the one word in her vocabulary," "But maybe it means something different in chinese." "I'm not chinese." "I know." "Your grandparents are from japan." "Fuck you." "What, me?" "Yeah, fuck me?" "Excuse me, what the hell is going on?" "We're in a "fuck me/fuck you" debate here, mick." "Oh, margaret, what the hell's going on here?" "It's miche" "I'm sorry, mr." "Berkman, I can't " "Hey, call me mick." "I can't serve this table, mick." "You can't serve this table?" "No, I'm sorry." "Okay, well, there's nothing to be sorry about." "You don't have to serve this table." "I don't?" "No, 'cause you're fired." "[ laughs ]" "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "What?" "You're fired!" "Don't you speak english?" "Huh?" "Hey, I'm sorry about this, gentlemen." "Tonight, all the drinks are on the house." "Thank you, mike." "[ sighs ]" "Uh, get out of here." "Thanks a lot, thanks a fucking lot." "Nice to see you again, michelle." "[ laughs ]" "Okay, you can do this, rick." "You can humiliate me..." "And mock me..." "And insult me and get me fired." "Look, I didn't know that -- but you know what?" "You're still an evil person, rick." "You hurt an innocent person and you will pay for it." "I curse you, rick." "You're an evil person with an evil soul" "And it will come back to you." "It will come right back at you." "I curse you, rick o'lette!" "It will come right back at you." "Whoa." "Looks like, uh..." "Triumphant pms at remote lounge tonight, huh?" "Yep." "Ha." "Well, listen, rick, I, uh..." "I got to get back to the office," "Finish up a few things." "[ sighs ]" "Working late, huh?" "Well, it's only 7:00 something, guy." "I've just got a couple of things I've got to finish off." "That's why you got the corner office, pal." "Ha!" "That's right." "Oh, and, uh..." "Don't let what's-her-name upset you, huh?" "It's her grandparents that should upset you." "They're from japan, did you know that?" "[ laughs ] that's very funny." "[ imitates michelle ] cu-u-u-rsed!" "[ snaps fingers ]" "Oh!" "I wanted to remind you " "I know, always wear a condom." "[ laughs ] no." "I wanted to make sure that you got the e-mail" "About the office christmas party." "Yeah, I e-mailed you back," "I've just got to go to the storage space, get my stuff." "You mind if I ask you what that's " "Oh, just don't worry about it, okay?" "Hey, you're lucky you own the stuff." "I got to go out and buy." "Mountain-climbing equipment at a christmas party." "I mean, does not compute, you know?" "Rick, that's why I got the corner office, okay?" "Adios, amigo." "I think you can trust me." "After all, I'm old enough to be your father," "For christ's sakes." "Sorry." "Trust me." "Hello?" "[ shrieks ]" "Oh." "Want another martini?" "♪ say, hey, babe ♪" "Are you a fag?" "No, rick, I'm not a fag." "Shit." "Bill?" "Buck." "Shit!" "Buck!" "Ha!" "Sorry, I " "Do you want another martini, rick?" "Yeah." "Mick?" "Rick." "Buck." "Mick." "Buck." "Mick, another round." "You got it." "So, buck..." "It's been a long time." "Yes, it has, rick." "Yes, it has." "What have you been up to since you left image?" "I never worked at image, rick." "We got our mbas together." "You're buck." "Third time's the charm, rick." "Mick, this is buck." "Yes, we've met." "Yeah, but this time he knows who the hell I am." "Mick, this round's on me." "This round's on the house, remember?" "Oh, yeah." "They really like you here." "[ sighs ]" "Yeah, actually, uh..." "There was this chinese cur" "Forget about it." "So what have you been doing" "Since you left school?" "I got my own company." "Hmm." "[ whistling ]" "♪ in your motherfucking mouth ♪" "Looking good, guy." "[ snaps fingers ]" "Right back at you." "[ whistling ]" "Rick:" "What is it exactly that you do?" "Oh, we're a consulting firm, pretty much." "Our motto is..." ""we take the rat race to the next level."" "Oh, yeah, image did the next level last week." "♪ she said put it in her mouth, mouth ♪ ♪ put it in my mouth ♪" "♪ I mean her motherfucking mouth, her mouth ♪" "♪ she said put it in her mouth ♪" "Duke:" "All right, little girl..." "Daddy's home." "Boom." "[ beeps ]" "That's not what I'm talking about, rick." "I'm talking about the next level." "Oh, there's a new next level?" "Great." "Calls for another drink." "Eh?" "You have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, do you?" "Not in this life." "You remember jack?" "Mmm, jack?" "Second-year marketing?" "Oh, jack, sure." "Yeah, all right, you don't remember jack." "He was in school with us, too." "Jack's over at facade, associate vice president." "He'd progressed as far as he was really gonna get, you know?" "He had a big boss who wasn't going anywhere," "If you know what I mean." "Big boss liked having jack around," "But there was nothing like a promotion coming out of that," "You know?" "I mean, if you were in a position like that," "How would you get ahead?" "I'd prove my excellence." "Oh, he did that already." "Turn my position into platinum." "Rick, he read all those books, too." "And I'm telling you, he did that." "I don't know, quit his job, become a rodeo clown " "What am I, a swami?" "Ha, ha, ha." "Sometimes it feels like we're on a chess board " "Pawns on a chess board." "But a pawn can only move forward" "If there's no other piece in his way." "My job..." "Is to remove that other piece." "Ohh. [ sighs ]" "Look, next time just say, "I'm a headhunter,"" "Instead of hosting your own game show, all right?" "It'll get you laid faster." "Like you'd know about that." "[ laughs ]" "Can I have the check, please?" "These drinks are on the house, remember?" "That's right." "Well, I guess I can just leave, can't I?" "Look, I think I can help you." "I think my company can help you." "What makes you think I need help?" "Look at you, rick." "Fuck you." "Okay, you got cable tv?" "Yes, I have cable tv." "Watch "business talk" tomorrow morning." "It comes on at -- I know when it's on." "I think you'll have a better picture" "Of what I'm talking about." "Hmm, well, always nice to spend time with a psychopath." "Catch you later, buck." "Watch the show..." "Okay?" "Taxi." "Hey!" "What the fuck?" "[ car horn beeps ]" "All right, taxi!" "Hey, hey!" "Hey!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo, "I give you chinese curse, rick o'lette." "You never catch taxi." taxi." "Ta-- hey!" "You don't like money?" "Duke:" "Ooh, you are a nasty girl." "[ chuckles ]" "Okay, let's see what you got." "[ beeps ]" "Eve:" "[ chuckles ] all right." ""I'm dripping..." ""right through..." "My leopard-skin..." eve!" "[ giggles ] "panties."" "Take that, bigboss." "[ beeps ] [ devilish laugh ]" "I bet." "Well, I'm gonna... ♪ put it in your mouth ♪" "Is it my imagination," "Or is bigboss even nastier than usual this evening?" "I think he had to scrub out the slurpee machine today." "[ giggles ]" "Oh, my god!" "[ laughs ]" ""okay... [ typing ]" "I will."" ""now..." ""it's much easier..." "To touch --"" "Stroke..." "Stroke." "Ooh, that's good." "You must have been practicing." "Shut up." "[ beeps ]" "Mmm." "You nasty, little bitch." "[ laughs ]" "Like a guy who calls himself bigboss even has a 10-inch arm." "Maybe he has 10-inch love handles." "Love handles, on a postal clerk?" "You think?" "Mmm, probably not." "Postal workers probably steal all the porno they need." "Aren't you afraid" "Bigboss might look up your real name and come visit?" "Nah, dad's got pass secret." "What's that?" "One of those top-secret, no-peeking," "Super-government, crypto-password programs" "They sell at the sharper edge." "Maybe he's been naughtychatting, too." "No way!" "I'll bet he has a monthly surcharge on his platinum card." "Well, you mean..." "He doesn't..." "You mean what?" "Sorry, nothing." "I know what you mean." "He doesn't have mom." "That's not what I meant." "[ cellphone rings ]" "Hello?" "Hey, how are you doing?" "Mm, hey, dad." "We were just talking about you." "Vicki, you know vicki." "Oh, yeah." "What are you two up to?" "We're, um, having sex." "Oh, that's good." "Just don't join the army." "Dad says hi." "♪ your motherfucking mouth ♪" "Oh..." "Yeah." "Okay." "You want to play rough?" "Look, I've got to go to the storage space," "Get some stuff." "It's some things I need for " "Duke wants me to get some things." "Well... [ giggles ]" "Uh-huh, don't worry about it, we'll order something." "[ giggling ] [ exhales ]" "I ain't done yet." "If that's the way you want it..." "No, no, I was thinking that maybe you wanted to go with me." "To the storage space?" "Well, I thought maybe we could have dinner first." "Verdi's?" "Make an evening out of it." "[ laughs ]" "What for?" "Keep it coming, baby." "[ humming ]" "Daddy's got to type with one hand now." "What do you mean, "what for?"" "To celebrate my joining the black panthers." "♪ your motherfucking mouth ♪ [ both giggle ]" "Dad, it's a school night." "Look, I'm sure you're not gonna wreck that c-minus average" "That you've been working so hard at." "♪ your motherfucking mouth ♪" "Come on, put on a nice dress" "And let me spend 100 bucks on you." "Um..." "Why?" "Yeah." "Because I had a lousy day, okay?" "I had drinks with a midget, I had a chinese curse put on me," "And my college buddy's turned into a psychopath." "[ moans ] [ laughter ]" "Just let me take you out to dinner." "Yeah, okay, I'll go." "Yes." "[ giggling ] yes." "Yeah, I'll change." "I mean, I'm already naked, so..." "Yeah." "From now on -- oh, my god " "If you're even a little preoccupied" "When you're on the phone with me..." "Cosmo?" "No, I'm good." "Suit yourself." "I think homeroom's better with a hangover." "[ belt buckle jingles ] [ whistles, sighs ]" "Yeah, that's right." "[ sniffs ]" "Whew." "We can do this." "[ breathing heavily ]" "Whew." "♪ I said... ♪" "♪ put it in your mouth ♪ [ smooches ]" "Back to business." "Are you sure you don't want one?" "I said I'm good." "Did you hand in that stupid form today?" "Oh, shit." "Shit, shit!" "Today was the last day." "I thought we were gonna do this internship together," "That was the whole thing." "I'm doomed." "Yeah, you are doomed." "If you don't do a christmas internship," "Then egmont makes you pick up trash." "They're not gonna make me pick up trash." "You know, I'm gonna talk to my dad." "Maybe there's some thing at his stupid company." "There has to be something." "Everything good is gone, eve." "I know." "[ sighs ]" "I'm doomed." "I'm doomed." "Looking good, man." "Right back at you." "[ elevator dings ]" "Hi, vicki." "Hey, mr." "O'lette." "I thought you were gonna call me rick." "Hey, rick." "Hey." "Hey, are you ready?" "'cause I'm starving." "Oh, jesus." "What?" "What?" "Go to your room and put something on" "With nice, little, pink bows all over it." "Dad!" "Don't you have, like, a sailor suit or something?" "Don't you like it?" "Yes, yes, I like it, yes," "But it's just me with you " "See, it's not like you're my daughter," "It's like you're some supermodel that I'm dating." "Dream on, dad." "Come on, let's go." "Wait..." "Wait." "It's cold outside." "It's very cold outside." "All right, give me a pen." "Let's see what you got." "Fine, I'm sick of you whining, anyway." "Okay, first thing..." "A crazy man on the subway this morning." "That counts." "A crazy man on the subway?" "No, no, no, no." "There's always a crazy man on the subway." "Yeah, but he smelled like barf." "Aw, you know what this is?" "It's the smallest violin in the world and " "Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's playing just for me." "Well, look at you, you're getting tipsy." "[ scoffs ] so?" "Well, so..." "You're a lightweight." "Now you know." "It's good to learn these things early on." "Whatever." "Okay..." "Pop quiz in geometry." "How's that?" "Isosceles triangles is the first thing" "I had to look at today." "Uh, that's good." "And then I have to find..." "Uh, some sort of christmas internship." "What does that mean, you work for santa?" "No." "During vacation, I have to get a job." "I have to work in, you know, a career of my choosing." "Oh, that's gonna be rough." "I don't think they have..." "Movie-star interns." "I don't want to be a movie star." "I just have to do something" "That, you know, interests me." "What interests you?" "Oh." "See what I mean?" "I'm doomed." "Uh..." "[ sighs ]" "No, no, I just mean, um..." "I miss mom." "What?" "I miss..." "You just -- ...Mom." "You've had too much wine, that's all." "What?" "You mean that if I didn't drink so much wine" "I-I wouldn't " "No, no, that's not what I meant." "How's everything here?" "Hey!" "I can't believe what you said to our server." "Our server?" "He's a waiter." "He had this I'm-a-nice-person routine." "There was no reason " "Oh, no, no, he's a waiter and who are you" "And what's with these cabs, anyway?" "They just don't like you." "Let me handle it." "No, no, no, I can do this." "Hey, hey!" "[ imitating rick ] I can do this." "[ scoffs ] jesus." "No, I'm not gonna let you call one." "You stand out here and the cabby's gonna stop," "Beat me up, and hijack you to yemen or something." "And zip up your parka." "It's too hot." "No, it's the wine -- hey, hey!" "It's the wine, now " "It's just this goddamn chinese curse is what it is." "Her grandparents were from japan." "Oh, you're the protector" "Of all the entitled victims of the world." "All right." "All right." "Call me a cab." "That's very impressive." "Now I'm gonna have to find monica's number," "Call her, and make her president of image." "Michelle." "Ah, okay." "[ shrieks ]" "Rick." "What are you, stalking me?" "Well!" "Dinner at verdi's?" "Uh, no, thanks, we just had one." "[ laughs ] uh, I'm duke." "I'm rick's boss." "This is eve." "Eve, I've told you about her." "Eve, it's nice to finally meet you." "And you're, uh..." "This is..." "This is my long-suffering wife, you remember her." "Nora." "Rick o'lette, and this is rick's..." "That's eve and this is our cab." "We're gonna be taking your cab." "Have fun with it, then." "[ laughter ]" "Hey, eve, eve..." "It was a real pleasure meeting you, a real pleasure." "And you, do not forget the mountain-climbing equipment." "No, not to worry, bigboss." "[ chuckles ]" "All right." "Hey, you two behave." "[ laughs ] [ sighs ]" "Hey." "Wind it up." "I never knew your boss was so young." "I told you he was young." "Not that young..." "And cute." "[ chuckles ]" "Are all the guys like that at image?" "No." "So I thought we were going to the storage space." "No, we're gonna do that tomorrow or the next day." "I want to get you home." "I don't want you hung over for your next pop quiz." "And he's not cute." "How's geometry going, anyway?" "How come you call him bigboss?" "Because he's the big..." "You know, boss." "Why?" "[ laughs ]" "Because..." "I think you need to learn how to stop screaming" "When you see him." "Hmm." "Hey, how's my main man?" "I'm all right." "What's up with you?" "Oh, dad got me drunk again." "You think he's gonna take advantage of me" "In my inebriated state?" "Eve, here we go." "Good night." "Right back at you." "Hey." "What?" "What you were saying before..." "I miss her, too." "Yeah." "I think about her all the time." "Every day it's like," ""what would mom think?"" "I think she'd be proud of you." "Stop." "She'd say " "She'd say..." ""don't talk "don't talk so loud." so loud."" "[ laughs ] she always used to say that." "It's not even that, I'm just " "I mean, I'm always missing her." ""I miss mom."" "It's like my motto." "Sometimes I write it down on a piece of paper," "For no reason." "It's my atm thing, you know." "It spells it out." "I-m-I-s-s... 4-6-4-7-7-6-6-6." "I miss mom." "I know it's corny." "I don't think it's corny." "Yeah, yeah, it is." "I'm glad we had this talk." "What talk?" "[ elevator dings ] [ door opens ]" "Hang up your parka." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "And get some sleep." "I don't have time to sleep." "I'm doomed." "Oh, no, I shouldn't have let you have so much wine." "You didn't let me, I just took it." "Well, just go to bed." "Don't stay up all night at the computer." "[ smooches ]" "Just don't worry about me, okay?" "Announcer on tv:" "From new york," "The financial capital of the world," "This is "business talk."" "Man:" "Good morning, and welcome to "business talk."" "We'll have the usual, complete stock reports every 15 minutes," "As well as today's in-depth interview" "With millionaire, motivator," "And singer-songwriter, tommy success." "But first, a late-breaking story." "Earl dekeese, president of the facade corporation," "Died last night in what authorities have stated" "Is either a suicide or a bizarre coincidence." "Dad?" "The body of this 54-year-old executive" "And horse-racing enthusiast was found" "Covered in bruises and floating in the east river..." "Dad?" "Yeah." "...After he apparently announced suicidal intentions." "I wanted to ask you about that christmas intern thing?" "The circumstances surrounding mr." "Dekeese's death" "Have been classified somewhat differently" "By the executive's wife, mona, who suspects foul play." "I was just thinking maybe I can work at image." "[ no audio ]" "I'm sorry, there must have been a glitch." "Dad?" "Um, mr." "Dekeese has been replaced by jack lantern..." "Image?" "...An associate vice president" "Voted in by an emergency meeting of the board." "Uh, no, no, no, no." "That's out of the question." "Mr. Lantern gave us an exclusive, "business talk" talk" "About mr." "Dekeese's confession" "Of an apparent wish for death just last night." "We were just having some cocktails..." "Holy..." "...Going over some details on a contract." "I know that guy, that's Drown himself in the east river." "I thought he was just joking." "Now I realize he wasn't joking." "Man:" "Facade's corporate status is no joke, either." "Last year, the wall street journal" "Reported the company's earnings at $140 zillion." "I'm sorry..." "That can't be right." "Jesus, so I got to pay you $10" "Every single time I want to taste something sweet?" "[ elevator dings ] rick." "How are you?" "[ laughs ]" "Good morning." "Hey, hey, how'd it go last night with that little cutie, huh?" "What?" "♪ daylight come, tell the bitch go home ♪" "What are you talking about?" "Don't you play innocent with me, you dirty, old man." "I see the dogs were out last night. [ barks ]" "No, stay away from that battle." "Come on, you're in the land of the sickos now, amigo." "What was her name again?" "Eve." "Eve, yeah, eve what?" "Eve o'lette!" "For christ's sake, you asshole." "Asshole?" "Forget it." "[ scoffs ]" "Hey, I'm sorry." "It's not my fault she's so..." "[ grunts ]" "Rick." "Hey, don't forget that mountain-climbing equipment." "What?" "It's not my fault he's got a hot-looking wife." "I thought his wife was dead." "[ chuckles ]" "She was not dead." "Man:" "Hey, everybody, rick's here." "Man #2:" "[ echoing ] rick-o!" "[ echoing conversations ] [ telephone ringing ]" "[ shrieks ] [ drops briefcase ]" "You have got to stop with that screaming thing." "What are you doing here?" "I was wondering if you watched any tv this morning." "Yes, now get out of here." "So you understand what it is that we do." "People, there's a complete nut case in here." "I understand an old college buddy is gone completely psycho." "Get the hell out of here!" "[ laughing ] who is it?" "This guy I went to school with." "Get him out of here." "Jane." "Buck." "It's a pleasure." "What is it that you do, buck?" "I kill people." "Oh, did you do that big layoff at pretense?" "No, facade." "Oh, you really do kill people." "Yes, indeed." "Good to see you." "Later, rick." "This curse has really got me." "What's her last name?" "Freeman, she works over at -- stop that!" "Sorry, rick, duke just asked me -- not now, jane, no." "No!" "Sit down, rick." "No!" "I think we can help one another." "You are a psychopath." "A psychopath kills a random person for no good reason." "I kill someone of my client's choosing for $10,000." "Don't give me that -- only $10,000, huh?" "Plus expenses." "Remember, I'm tax-free." "How many of these do you do?" "More than you'd think." "I can't believe that I'm sitting here talking " "Rick, get over this little morality soft-shoe." "Look, this is buck you're talking to, okay?" "I remember the boom-boom room." "[ knock on door ]" "With new clients, I usually have to" "Talk them through this big, justification dance," "The survival of the fittest," "The sanctity of life in post cold-war america." "A plane could hit this building at any moment," "Man's inherent drive for violence," "The culture of late capitalism." ""hindus believe in reincarnation,"" "Yada, yada, yada, but come on, rick." "I know you've thought about it," "I just want you to think about it a little more." "[ knock on door ]" "Jane." "Rick, duke thinks it's important." "Not now." "Are you bringing eve to the christmas party?" "What?" "Are you bringing eve to the christmas party?" "[ laughing ] no, I'm not bringing " "No, I'm not bringing eve to the christmas party," "Whoever's out there!" "Get out of here!" "Duke: ♪ put it in your mouth ♪" "♪ in your motherfucking mouth ♪" "♪ I said put it in your mouth ♪ [ whistling ]" "Rick:" "Okay..." "When someone says they have a contract out" "On someone else's life," "Is there actually a contract or is that " "That's just a figure of speech." "I-I... [ whistling continues ]" "You want to take a walk?" "Yeah." "Yes." "Yes." "Rick:" "Laura?" "Yes?" "Hi, laura, uh, uh, laura..." "I'm just stepping out for a second." "No problem." "Yes." "I'm just talking over some things." "Right." "I'll be seeing, uh, this gentleman here, this is, uh..." "Yes." "...Dave, he's from, uh..." "No problem." "...Uh, I'll be just a second." "[ elevator dings ]" "Yes." "I'll be right back." "We're, uh, just talking over..." "Absolutely." "...Some things, that's all." "Yes." "No problem." "Bye." "I got it." "I got it!" "A $3,000 retainer." "$3,000?" "Just while you think it over." "That seems a little steep." "What did you pay your broker for that apartment of yours?" "How do you know about my apartment?" "Rick, I just don't go door-to-door for these things." "[ beeps ]" "You're late for a date with the duke." "Yes?" "I'm very busy right now." "I'll make it quick." "[ inhales deeply ] I quit!" "I quit, I quit, I quit, I quit!" "[ door slams ] [ laughing ] I quit, I quit!" "Jack is the kind of guy that he knew where he was going." "All right, all right." "You're pretty, pretty swift," "But -- but how many bodies" "Can they find floating down the east river" "With cooked-up suicide stories" "Before they wise up and you're out of business?" "That was the first time we did a suicide thing." "Usually we just hide the project." "Hide the project?" ""stash the body" I think is what you're talking about." "[ beeping ]" "Well, it's not working." "I guess that's a sign." "I can think about it for a couple of days and then... [ beeping ]" "No, it's working." "Uh..." "[ scoffs ]" "Wait a minute, how did you know -- $3,000?" "[ beeping ]" "Jesus christ." "[ machine whirring ]" "Wait a minute, a guy at simulation" "Got caught by his wife?" "Not that many executives up and leave their wives" "For young secretaries." "Usually it's a project of ours." "We may have to toss a few crumbs at your man," "You know, set up a cover story." "A little cheesecake to draw out the rat." "Cheesecake, right." "He'd go for that." "Jack thought we could say the big boss had a breakdown" "And went back to the land in jackson hole." "Turns out, fallacy's doing a big ceo powwow in jackson hole." "We ended up throwing the whole thing in the river" "And it's on the morning news." "That's not the way I like to work." "Now, when you say "cheesecake,"" "What exactly do you have in mind?" "And we're probably gonna have to do the wife, too," "Which is a headache that nobody needs." "It's always better to let something sit for a bit" "And then toss them a few crumbs, like I said." "Stick with me here, rick." "After a few days, it's always harder" "To piece together the circumstances," "So while you're thinking things over, think about that." "Think about what?" "This is my personal stuff!" "You're not allowed to take my personal stuff." "We're only gonna look at it for about a half hour." "This is against the law!" "Think about a place." "God, you'd think for $10,000..." "You'd have a place that you could " "Well, that's why it's only $10,000..." "That's my santa!" "...Low overhead." "Don't touch me!" "Back off!" "I am nowhere near doing this." "Yeah?" "Well, if you can't do this, this is refundable." "Sir!" "That's my stuff!" "That's my christmas stuff!" "Do not touch me again." "I swear to god, I really hate you, jed!" "But, uh, think of something," "A locker, car, somewhere hidden," "Where only you have the key." "[ elevator dings ]" "Rick:" "Thanks for coming with me." "Oh, no problem." "I want to take a look at those old records." "Vinyl's really getting cool again." "It wasn't cool for a while, huh?" "Look, dad, um..." "Egmont's gonna make me pick up trash over christmas" "Because I can't find an internship." "[ sighs ] hey, come on, come on." "I pay $20,000 a year for internships?" "I don't get that." "Hey!" "Sorry." "1-0-2." "Welcome to super storage." "Name?" "Rick o'lette." "O..." "L..." "E..." "L-e-t-t-e." "1-0-2-8-7-5." "[ beeps ]" "Elevator "b"..." "Fourth floor, second left, first right, first left." "What?" "Elevator "b"..." "Fourth floor, second left..." "First right, first left." "I got it, let's go." "You got it?" "Mountain-climbing equipment for a christmas party." "It's wild." "I think it sounds pretty cool." "It's definitely not cool." "It's just some part of duke's little speech" "To the troops that he gives every goddamn year." "What do you mean, "it sounds cool?"" "[ elevator dings ]" "The party, it sounds cool." "Why in the world would..." "Since when is your dad's office party cool?" "Second left, first right, second left." "I mean, I would think that a guy like duke" "Would be the last person" "That you would think was cool." "I told you that they need an intern at image, right?" "Well, today I got an invitation" "To their christmas party." "What?" "You?" ""eve o'lette."" "So I was thinking..." "That if I go, then maybe I could talk to bigboss." "What?" "You got a..." "No!" "What?" "About an internship for christmas." "What do you mean, "no"?" "I mean no." "What do you think I mean?" "Well, what, you don't think I'm good enough?" "Good enough?" "Good enough?" "Hey, hey, you're good enough." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "Listen, I think that you're too good," "That's what I..." "Uh..." "Look, I don't want you working there." "We'd be working for the same guy." "Eve:" "What's your problem?" "No, no, no, no, no, no!" "[ sighs ] first left." "So you don't think I have what it takes." "A trained monkey would have what it takes." "Thanks, dad." "Here we are." "Okay." "Look..." "I don't want you there." "I don't..." "Want you working there." "I don't want him or them inviting you there." "We'll find something for you to do," "Don't worry about that." "Mm-hmm." "I'm doomed." "[ sighs ]" "Hmm." "We really should go through all this stuff." "Mm-hmm, I guess so." "But not tonight, huh?" "The mountain-climbing equipment is..." "Right here." "Oh, yeah." "Records are over here." "Oh, great." "[ groans ]" "Oh, man, look at this stuff." "[ scoffs ]" "I don't even remember being this person." "Ropes..." "And carabiners, and..." "All right, let's see." "Wow." "Ooh, tennis." ""blood on the tracks" and "the white album."" "Can I take these home?" "Yeah, of course you can." "Since when do you listen to the beatles?" "Since forever -- I love all this stuff." "I do not like eric clapton." "[ scoffs ] three eric clapton albums, dad?" "Please." "Let me have one of those." "God, your mother and I used to listen to this" "When she was pregnant with you." "Well, it didn't take." "I hate him." "That's too bad." "He's only a genius." "One of the first dates we ever went on" "Was a clapton concert." "Did you know that?" "I borrowed this car from mike" "And we drove out to..." "I forget where it was," "But there was a hole in the upholstery" "And I had covered it over with newspapers," "You know, so that she wouldn't -- she wouldn't notice." "And um, she had a white dress on," "And when we stopped to go to the concert and she got out, [ laughs ]" "It was all down her dress and..." "I've told you this before, haven't I?" "Yeah." "A million times." "[ laughs ]" "It's -- it's okay." ""don't talk "don't talk so loud." so loud."" "[ sighs ]" "It's just that... [ chuckles ] ...She was so..." "I know." "...And you know, what?" "That someone from out of nowhere could just " "They could just..." "I think about it all the time." "Me, too." "For nothing." "[ scoffs ]" "For -- for pocket change." "To do that..." "For nothing, for nothing." "They just..." "It's just..." "I know." "She and I could..." "We..." "Were alike." "I used to " "I used to be a good person." "I know." "I used to " "You still are, dad." "Yeah." "Let's, uh " "Let's get out of here." "Yeah." "You, uh, got " "You got everything?" "Yeah." "[ clears throat ]" "Hey, I... [ softly smooches ]" "Say, could you put..." "Those back," "You know, in the box, in case I..." "What?" "Just -- in case I want to store something or..." "Something." "What else would you want to store in here?" "Uh, forget it." "Yeah, just " "Don't worry, we'll just leave them there." "Let's leave everything." "I'm sorry, forget it." "Forget it." "[ record player thumping ]" "[ thumping stops ]" "[ exhales ]" "[ dialing phone ] [ telephone ringing ]" "Buck:" "Yes?" "Yes." "[ elevator dings ]" "May I help you?" "I work here." "[ imitating rick ] I work here." "No scream." "[ sarcastically ] a-a-ah." "You're getting good." "Yeah. [scoffs ]" "What are you doing here?" "Wait..." "It's gonna be the christmas party, isn't it?" "[ clicks tongue ]" "Okay, I'll give you the money after it's done." "But I don't think that we should be seen together." "I mean, if they see you " "Nobody is going to see me." "I don't do the deed, my friend." "I have someone." "I'm just a go-between." "Yeah, well, I don't want to hear about this." "Well, you're gonna listen to this part, rick." "When bigboss is leaving -- don't call him that." "When bigboss is leaving the p" "Don't call him that!" "Whatever, rick, whatever." "You call from this phone" "And stay on the line until he tells you that it's done." "Whatever you do, just stay on the line." "Got it, stay on the line." "I got to go -- my kid's christmas play." "Now, uh, you have the keys?" "Huh?" "Oh..." "Here." "Do you need an I.D. Or something?" "The code is 1-0-2-8-7-5." "Just give my name to the computer guy." "It's t-e." "L-e-t-t-e." "Yep." "These will get mailed back to you." "You're never gonna see me again, got it?" "Yeah." "Unless, of course, I don't get my money." "You'll get your money." "Remember, that phone, stay on the line." "That phone, stay on the line." "Rick..." "Don't look so upset." "You can do this." "[ laughs ]" "Duke:" "You can play hard to get, little girl," "But you can't hide from the duke forever." "Yeah." "And when I get you, I'm gonna... ♪ put it in your mouth ♪" "♪ in your motherfucking mouth ♪" "♪ I'm gonna put it in your mouth ♪ [ beeps ] [ inhales sharply ]" "No way." "No fucking way." "Rick:" "No!" "No, no, no!" "You could at least tell me why." "No, no, I don't have to tell you why." "I'm your father, okay?" "How's that for "why"?" "So I'm just gonna stay at home and do nothing?" "It's just a christmas party." "Rick:" "You've never stayed home and done nothing your whole life." "Go, go out and play with your slinky girlfriends." "Go to a club, go to an opium den," "Go out and do whatever it is that you do" "These Saturday nights that keeps you out" "Till 4:00 in the morning." "There's just one place that I don't want you to go." "And I don't care who the hell invited you," "No, no, no, no!" "Why?" "All right, you want to know why?" "You really want to know why?" "Yeah." "Because I said so." "[ sighs ]" "Looking good, man." "Right back at you." "I got a cab right here for you." "You better bundle up, mr." "O'lette." "It's gonna be a cold one out there tonight." "The mountain..." "Of success." "[ crowd murmurs ]" "Rick." "Whew." "As this year draws to a close " "And what a year it has been, I think we can all agree." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I would like everyone here to picture themselves" "At the base of a very tall and very beautiful mountain " "The mountain..." "Of success." "[ applause ] [ elevator dings ]" "I need to go." "No!" "Why don't you go with me?" "Tim is gonna be there." "Tim?" "No, I need to go to the party." "A stupid office party?" "I'm going to do my intern thing." "Okay, and you're gonna start by party crashing?" "It's a christmas party, okay?" "No one cares." "Yeah?" "Well, I care!" "I have to get a cab." "On this expedition, like any other," "Teamwork will be required," "Which I like to define as "people working together."" "Yeah." "There's a certain amount of risk involved," "But the rewards are greater" "Than any of you can possibly imagine." "So today, as we reach what I like to call" ""the holiday season,"" "Let's make the decision to climb the mountain together." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Let's help each other through the rough patches." "Let's show each other where the handholds are." "Yeah!" "Let's use our teamwork to its fullest potential." "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo-hoo!" "And I promise you" "That we will reach the mountain's highest peak..." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "All right!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Go on up, bigboss!" "Let's start climbing!" "...Where we will proudly plant..." "The flag of image." "[ cheers and applause ]" "And I hope you will have enough faith in me, your team leader," "To tie your ropes to mine." "[ cheers and applause ]" "All right, rope us up." "Image!" "Yeah, all right!" "Who's next with the bigboss?" "Where are you going?" "Oh, no, no!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Hold the flag!" "Rick!" "Rick!" "Rick!" "Rick!" "Tie your ropes to rick!" "All right, ike, are you ready?" "You made the money this year." "You get the glory." "Whoop!" "Hey, hey, hey, here." "Next one's with big ike." "All right!" "Charge!" "Beautiful!" "Merry christmas." "[ smooches ]" "Hey, where's your husband?" "Let's go grab a drink, shall we, dick?" "It's, uh, rick, maura." "It's nora, nick." "You know, you always seem" "To have a head on your shoulders." "Thanks, but your husband," "He's got a head on his shoulders, too, for now." "Have you seen my daughter?" "No, but I would love to." "I had no idea you had any children." "Just her." "Just the one, eve." "That's all I got, really." "She's kind of a lightweight." "Well, you know, the three of you" "Should come out to the cape with us sometime." "That would be hell on earth, maura." "[ dance music playing ]" "[ laughs ]" "Oh, hey, rick, here's to you." "Come on." "Hey, hey, whoa!" "Man:" "Oh, rick, saved the day, buddy!" "Uh..." "Hey, I came here with my daughter, a blonde, about " "You have a family?" "Oh, was that girl with you, rick?" "I saw her." "Do you want me to go get her for you?" "You saw her?" "Yeah, you want me to go get her for you?" "Would you?" "Sure, no problem." "Just don't move." "Don't you move." "I won't." "Thanks." "Jane." "[ eve giggling ]" "Eve, eve, eve." "[ chuckles ]" "I'm so glad you showed up." "Yeah." "These office people do not know how to party." "Jed?" "Have you seen duke?" "Did you see what she did?" "Yeah, yeah, but duke, have you seen " "She just dropped the fucking rope!" "What?" "No, duke, have you seen duke?" "!" "Duke?" "Yeah." "Great speech." "[ giggling ]" "Get your act together." "Whew." "[ sighs ]" "Well, here we are." "Okay." "[ breathing heavily ] [ smooches ]" "Yeah." "I don't..." "Know." "What don't you know?" "What I'm doing." "[ laughs ]" "Well, it's a good thing I do." "Aren't -- aren't you married?" "Aren't you "vixxxen"?" "What?" "With three "x"s?" "How -- how did you " "Yoo-hoo!" "Where is rick's naughty, little daughter?" "Oh, sorry, ken." "Ew, god." "Oh, god!" "[ smooches ]" "Oh!" "Yeah, yeah." "You're so fucking hot." "Oh, god!" "You're beautiful." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "[ laughter ]" "Hey, hi, how are you?" "Whoo-hoo!" "Fine." "You're the new receptionist, right?" "Well, for now." "I mean, I'm trying to finish my masters." "Really?" "That's great." "I really want to work with children." "Oh, fantastic." "Speaking of children, have you seen duke?" "Duke?" "Yeah, the boss." "Duke." "Duke, the person who is your boss." "Where is he?" "Have you seen him?" "Jesus, sorry." "Uh, duke just left." "He left?" "He just left." "He just went down the elevators." "He said he was going home." "He left?" "He went down the elevators." "Excuse me." "Oh, oh, wait, that was " "That was luke." "[ echoing conversations ]" "[ heavy breathing ] [ eve moaning ]" "Oh, vixxxen." "Oh, oh, vixxxen!" "Man: [ distorted voice ] mr." "O'lette." "He's left." "He's just left." "The customer is leaving the building?" "The customer?" "What?" "The customer is leaving the building?" "No, he's already left." "I mean, he's going down now." "It's okay." "We're stationed just outside the door." "We're ready to deliver the goods to the customer." "I'm doomed." "Duke:" "What?" "What?" "[ clears throat ]" "Look, I, uh..." "Are you all right?" "I'm fine, I just..." "I think I should go." "I think I need to leave." "What is the customer wearing?" "Are you really there?" "I don't see you." "What is the customer wearing?" "I don't, uh -- are you, uh " "I don't know." "What is the customer wearing?" "I don't know!" "Uh, mountain-climbing equipment," "Yellow windbreaker, and a santa hat." "Mountain-climbing equipment," "Yellow windbreaker, santa hat." "Got it." "Look..." "I'll call you, or, uh..." "E-mail me?" "Yeah." "[ sighs ]" "I think I'm gonna just... [ clears throat ] ...See you around or something." "What, don't you want to wait for rick?" "My dad's probably too mad to see me right now." "Your dad?" "All right, mr." "O'lette, stay on the line." "We'll tell you when it gets done." "Okay." "That will serve as a receipt." "A receipt?" "[ phone beeps, christmas music plays on hold ]" "♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪" "♪ and a happy new year ♪" "♪ we wish you a lot of presents ♪ [ dance music playing ]" "[ music stops ] [ crowd groans ]" "Here's to you!" "I know." "It's a drunk-girl sandwich." "[ elevator dings ]" "I'm going home." "No." "Don't go." "Have another drink." "♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪" "♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪" "♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪" ""hell on earth"?" "Isn't that what you said?" "I said, "you and your family should with us to the cape,"" "And you said, "that would be hell on earth."" "I was thinking that, so I might have said that, yeah." "You think I didn't hear you?" "You guys think no one hears you" "When you..." "Forget it." "[ elevator dings ] [ door opens ] [ door closes ]" "Is this what happens, nick?" "Hmm?" "It's rick, nora." "How much..." "Older are you than my husband?" "And you " "This is what happens?" "[ sighs ]" "You know, duke..." "We..." "He used to be," "Believe it or not..." "A nice person." "[ scoffs ]" "I bet your wife thought you were a nice person, too." "She tolerated me." "Where is she tonight, rick?" "Hmm?" "Where's your wife tonight?" "Hello?" "Hey, somebody, I " "I want to change it, I want " "Hey." "Hey!" "Somebody, somebody!" "♪ and a happy -- ♪" "Look, I changed " "Hey." "Mr. O'lette..." "It's done." "It's " "We're on our way to the storage location." "[ phone clicks ]" "♪ she said put it in her mouth, mouth ♪ ♪ put it in my mouth ♪" "♪ I mean her motherfucking mouth, her mouth ♪" "♪ she said put it in her mouth ♪" "♪ I mean put it in her mouth, mouth ♪" "♪ you want to go down, why not ♪" "♪ I be like herbie and hand-you-a-cock ♪" "♪ and tell you that my name is ak ♪" "Jane:" "You moved." "What?" "I told you not to move and you moved." "I...[ sighs ]" "And look what I have for you." "What?" "Your daughter." "Run to daddy, dear." "[ scoffs ]" "This isn't my daughter." "[ laughing ] what?" "My daughter... ♪ put it in her mouth, mouth ♪ [ sighs ]" "♪ I mean, her motherfucking mouth, her mouth ♪" "My daughter..." "Look, sorry." "He's not my dad." "This isn't my daughter." "Rick!" "Eve?" "Eve?" "♪ well, you can lick me, you can sip it, you can taste it ♪" "♪ I'm talking every drip-drop, don't you waste it ♪" "♪ baby, slurp it up, it's enough to fill your cup ♪" "♪ its finger-lickin' good and I'm wishin' it would ♪" "Duke: ♪ unh, unh ♪" "♪ oh, yeah, in the crack of your ass ♪ [ humming ]" "♪ eat me out ♪" "♪ she said put it in her mouth ♪" "Rick." "How's it going?" "♪ you can eat me out ♪ ♪ she said put it in her mouth ♪" "Listen, I wanted to tell you I really appreciate" "You bringing in the mountain-climbing equipment." "It really worked out well." "I appreciate it." "You know, as a matter of fact," "Why don't you come by the office some " "Hey!" "Rick!" "♪ it's your fix ♪" "♪ whether you want to lick pussy or dick ♪" "♪ people throughout the world, yeah, it's your pick ♪" "♪ pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick ♪ [ elevator dings ]" "[ panting ]" "O'lette, rick o'lette." "Rick o'lette." "Rick o'lette?" "Hey, weren't you just here?" "1-0-2-8-7-5." "[ computer beeps ]" "Elevator "b," fourth floor," "Second left, first right, first left." "But listen, I got to close in a few minutes." "The new girl who's supposed to be here hasn't shown up yet." "Elevator "b."" "Elevator "b," fourth floor " "Hey, but I got to go!" "[ grunting ]" "You're late." "[ banging ]" "What's that noise?" "[ grunts ]" "Ah!" "God damn it." "Oh!" "Man:" "Hey!" "Are you down there?" "Where are you?" "Hey!" "What the hell is going on?" "[ gasps ]" "Hey..." "Uh..." "I..." "She..." "Oh, jesus." "[ sobbing and panting ]" "[ yawns ]" "Mr. O'lette?" "Where did you come from?" "I didn't see you come in." "[ elevator dings ]" "I told you you should have bundled up." "Are you going up, mr." "O'lette?" "Suit yourself." "Looking good." "Right back at you." "[ elevator dings ]" "♪ someone's got it in for me ♪" "♪ they're planting stories in the press ♪" "♪ whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out quick ♪" "♪ but when they will ♪" "♪ I can only guess ♪" "♪ they say I shot a man named gray ♪" "♪ and took his wife to Italy ♪" "♪ she inherited a million bucks ♪" "♪ and when she died, it came to me ♪" "♪ I can't help it if I'm lucky ♪" "♪ idiot wind ♪" "♪ blowing every time you move your mouth ♪" "♪ blowing down the back roads ♪" "♪ heading' south ♪" "♪ idiot wind ♪" "♪ blowing every time you move your teeth ♪" "♪ you're an idiot, babe ♪" "♪ it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe ♪" "♪ I ran into the fortune-teller ♪" "♪ who said, "beware of lightning that might strike" ♪" "♪ I haven't known peace and quiet ♪" "♪ for so long, I can't remember what it's like ♪" "♪ there's a lone soldier on the cross ♪" "♪ smoke pourin' out of a boxcar door ♪" "♪ you didn't know it ♪" "♪ you didn't think it could be done ♪" "♪ in the final end, he won the war ♪" "♪ after losing every battle ♪" "♪ I woke up on the roadside ♪" "♪ daydreaming' 'bout the way things sometimes are ♪" "♪ visions of your chestnut mare ♪" "♪ shoot through my head ♪" "♪ and are makin' me see stars ♪" "♪ you hurt the ones that I love best ♪" "♪ and cover up the truth with lies ♪" "♪ one day you'll be in the ditch ♪" "♪ flies buzzin' around your eyes ♪" "♪ blood on your saddle ♪" "♪ idiot wind ♪" "♪ blowing through the flowers on your tomb ♪" "♪ blowing through the curtains in your room ♪" "♪ idiot wind ♪" "♪ blowing every time you move your teeth ♪" "♪ you're an idiot, babe ♪" "♪ it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe ♪" "♪ it was gravity which pulled us down ♪" "♪ and destiny which broke us apart ♪" "♪ you tamed the lion in my cage ♪" "♪ but it just wasn't enough to change my heart ♪" "♪ now everything's a little upside down ♪" "♪ as a matter of fact, the wheels have stopped ♪" "♪ what's good is bad, what's bad is good ♪" "♪ you'll find out when you reach the top ♪" "♪ you're on the bottom ♪" "♪ idiot wind ♪" "♪ blowing through the buttons of our coats ♪" "♪ blowing through the letters that we wrote ♪" "♪ idiot wind ♪" "♪ blowing through the dust upon our shelves ♪" "♪ we're idiots, babe ♪" "♪ it's a wonder we can even feed ourselves ♪"