"PENN:" "Wherever good is threatened..." "Heroes rise to the challenge and always save the day!" "( grunts )" "Except when they don't." "( Groans )" "And that's when I go to work." "(Theme song plays)" "♪ I zap in two dimensions every day ♪" "♪ It's my job To be a hero ♪" "♪ Save the world and make things right ♪" "♪ Kung fu moles rescue trolls ♪" "♪ Punch a zombie score a goal ♪" "♪ I'm a robot I'm a rabbit I'm a knight ♪" "CHOIR: ♪ Stretching swinging, spying ♪" "♪ Flying, flipping monster-kicking ♪" "♪ Boone and Sashi always sticking by my side ♪" "♪ No villain's gonna stop ♪" "CHOIR: ♪ Penn Zero Part-Time Hero" "♪ Penn Zero Part-Time Hero ♪" "*PENN ZERO:" "Part Time Hero* Season 02 Episode 02  03 Title:" Alpha,Bravo,UnicornAGameofCatandMouse "" "Penn Zer... aaugh!" "Season 02 Episode 02  Title: "Alpha, Bravo, Unicorn "" "♪♪" "PHYLLIS:" "I hope you have fire in belly, because today you go back to Dragon World." "Dragon World?" "Really?" "I mean... that's cool." "( fakes laughter )" "It's all good, Sash." "We all know you're excited to see Blaze." "You're blushing brighter than Boone." "( Moronic laughter )" "( sighs )" "Et tu, Phyllis?" "Phyllis like how Blaze talk about himself in third person." "Very appealing quality." "Hee hee!" "Sweet!" "A Blaze tattoo photo op!" "Great!" "Ah." "A statute of only Blaze... holding the trophy that he and I both won." "Huh." "That doesn't bother me in the least." "Hmm." "( Gasps )" "( spaceship roaring )" "As you all know, the enemy has declared war on the Dragons." "They've already taken out our other bases with their colossal new battle station." "Wingfire Academy is our last line of defense." "We've detected a weak spot on the underside of the battle station... here." "( Boone giggles)" "Its weak spot looks like its belly button." "Very perceptive analysis, Cadet Cupcake." "From now on, this will be known as..." "Operation Belly Button." "The battle station will be ready to fire when its hold is completely filled with rainbow colors." "We will attack from the east to create a distraction for Lieutenant Renegade, who will lead a small team to strike the Belly Button from the west." "Well, I guess I don't need to check my specs." "Any questions?" "( Shrill scratching )" "( all screaming )" "Just one...(burps)... ( all gasp ) Blaze wants to know why we don't save ourselves a lot of trouble and surrender now?" "Officer Blaze, return to your barracks and continue being pathetic on your own." "( Slurping )" "Blaze has some spare time while Blaze's frozen pizza cooks, and these Dragons have a right to know what they're flying into." "( Cat shrieks )" "Blaze was there when the Unicorns attacked the first Dragon Base." "( Panicked yelling )" "( all gasp )" "( whinnies )" "( whinnies )" "BLAZE:" "The real trouble started when Blaze got close to the target... and encountered General Bighorn." "G'day, mate!" "Or should I say, "B'day, mate,"" "'cause you're about to have a bad day!" "Blaze thought Blaze was the best, but Blaze was wrong about Blaze." "Aaah!" "Time to throw another shrimp on the groundie!" "It wasn't just Blaze's shades that were cracked, it was also Blaze's confidence." "So Blaze gave up being great and started drinking flaming soda and binge-watching cooking shows." "ALL:" "Ugh!" "( Microwave timer dings ) Blaze's pizza is ready, but heed Blaze's words:" "( Groans )" ""Run away from things that are difficult."" "Officer Crikey, what's the status of our weapon, mate?" "The Rainbow Ray is twenty percent charged." "General, these two blokes say they want to double-cross the Dragons." "Guards, point-blank Rainbow them in the head." "Aaah!" "General Bighorn, we have top secret intel." "You're going to need it if you want to beat the Dragons." "Yeah, go ahead, mate." "Tell us your beauty intel, then I'll immediately Rainbow you in the head." "Well, you see, th-there are three Dragons who..." "You know, maybe I'll tell you the rest when they show up." "Getting point-blank Rainbowed sounds bad." "Ha ha!" "I like you two!" "Let's laugh together like dingoes!" "ALL:" "Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" "Keep it up, Larry." "( laughter, whooping continues )" "Okay, Blaze is the only one who's fought General Bighorn." "He knows the Unicorns better than anyone." "We could really use his help." "We just gotta pull him out of that fat, disgusting slump he's in." "If only there was someone he had an emotional connection with." "Hmm." "I'll do it." "Hello?" "He was talking about me." "Oh, yeah." "No, definitely, okay." "I guess either one of us could do it, but yeah, sure, you go ahead." "( Chewing noisily ) Blaze like-a food..." "Eww!" " Hi, Blaze." " Hi, Condor." "Did you give up too?" "No!" "I'm not a quitter." "And I can't believe you're hanging up your wings just because you lost one fight." "That's 'cause Condor doesn't know New Blaze." "Old Blaze never gave up, but New Blaze is all about a-givin' up." "Fine." "Don't fight Bighorn with us." "But at least help us train to fight her." "You're the only Dragon who's gone up against her." "I need you." "I mean, uh, w-we need you." "( Sighs ) Okay." "New Blaze will train you." "But only 'cause Old Blaze can't say no to Condor." "And also 'cause New Blaze is in between meals." "♪ When the stakes are high and the chips are down" "♪ And you gotta overcome" "♪ If the power's inside and you need to fly" "♪ Then you take all the help you can get ♪" "♪ You gotta train like your mama's gonna come in ♪" "♪ Like the world is ending and the crowd's are running ♪" "♪ Woman or a man or a dragon or a horse ♪" "♪ Release the power your body force ♪" "♪ Training to win ♪" "Winning the day ♪" "♪ Defying the odds ♪" "♪ Fight it your way ♪" "♪ Train to win, to live, to fight ♪" "♪ To break their faces, you ♪" "♪ When you chop the wood of" "♪ It's the best that you can do ♪" "How is chopping wood gonna help us beat the Unicorns?" "Blaze just really likes s'mores." "( Air raid siren blares )" "Last chance, Blaze..." "Help us kick some Unicorn butt!" "New Blaze doesn't see the point in fighting when the odds are stacked against New Blaze." "You know what, I'm not a fan of New Blaze." "What I really liked about the old Blaze was that he believed in himself, no matter what the odds." "I got company." "On it!" "( Unicorn shrieks )" "Look, it's Penn, Sashi and Boone!" "I love watching them in action..." "They're so good!" "Stop walkin' about the bush, mate!" "Tell me your intel." "Yes, yes, of course." "S-So, Condor likes Blaze, and Blaze likes Condor, and Renegade's jealous of Blaze, but Cupcake obviously also likes Condor." "I don't think Renegade sees it, though I wonder if, deep down, Renegade does like Condor..." "Aaah!" "Look!" "Over there!" "It's a dark brown food paste sandwich!" "Where?" "( Beeping ) You'll pay for that lie, because I'm hungry, and that's my favorite kind of sandwich!" "CRIKEY:" "General Bighorn!" "They're getting close to the Achilles Belly Button!" "Great Koala!" "I'll deal with you later." "( Crash )" "Yahoo!" "Aha!" "That's not a shot!" "This is a shot." "( Whinnies )" "SASHI:" "Penn!" "Watch out!" "BOTH:" "Sashi!" "Ha ha ha!" "( Sigh of relief )" "( gasps, sighs )" "Condor was right." "New Blaze... was pretty lame." "That's the old Blaze Condor knows and loves." "I mean, likes." "I mean..." "Shh." "Old Blaze promises to sort out these new feelings once he settles an old score." "I just threw your mate down under us!" "Next I'm gonna send you two on "fall-about."" "Blaze thinks Bighorn should pick on someone her own size." "But there's no one my size, so I must pick on those much smaller!" "Ohh!" "( Whinnies )" "I have eyes on the target." "RIPPEN:" "Ha!" "Me too!" "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "You were foolish to fight me again, mate." "I hope you're not allergic to killer bees." "Blaze is allergic to both killer bees and making the same mistake twice." "Blaze is pretty sure Bighorn has the same weak spot as her stupid battle station:" "Her belly button." "B'day, mate!" "Uh!" "Uhh!" "Ow!" "Ha ha ha...!" "Crikeeeeey!" "Looks like General Bighorn got demoted to..." "Major Buzzkill." "♪♪" "I have target visual." "The horn is charged and ready to fire." "Fire in the belly button!" "( Crowd roaring ) ( all cheering )" "All right!" "( Audience applauding )" "Season 02 Episode 03 Title: "A Game of Cat and Mouse"" "♪♪" "( Horn honks ) PHYLLIS:" "Okay, listen up, children." "I want you to pay very close attention." "( Squawking noise )" "Today's mission is to get thrust generator chip back to engine room so spaceship is not sucked into black hole." "No offense, Phyllis, but mission briefings are usually my thing." "Your thing is not to screw up mission." "Good luck!" "Well, we just kinda breezed past you shooting a holographic Phyllis out of your mouth, but... ( squeaking )" "( shrieking )" "BOONE (over P.A.):" "Hello?" "Penn?" "Sashi?" "Where are you guys?" "Where am I?" "( Gasps ) Are we in, like, Hide-And-Seek World?" "Am I "it"?" "( beeping )" "Hello, remaining people of Earth." "I'm Bill Nye." "Obviously." "As you thaw from your cryogenic pods," "I hope you enjoyed your 1,000-year journey." "Your ship should be orbiting Kepler 452B, a beautiful, uninhabited Earth-like planet where civilization will begin anew, unless something terrible has happened, in which case humanity's last chance at survival has been snuffed out and I'm completely wasting my time." "( cat yowls )" "( squeaks ) ( yowls )" "BOONE (over P.A.):" "Warning!" "Warning!" "Danger!" "Thrust generator chip has been removed." "Gravitational pull will suck ship into black hole in nine minutes." "Who said that?" "I said that!" "I'm the ship's computer!" "That means..." "I'm smart!" "I can finally realize my secret dream of becoming the galaxy's hottest electronic DJ." "Hit it, CPU!" "( Intense techno music plays )" "♪♪" "Wha... (grunting)..." "Why can't I move?" "( Cat yowls )" "LARRY:" "Beep, ping, beep, beep, boop, beep, bop... bing." "Pa-pa-pow, prrrd, ting, ping, ping, ping, beep... bong, boi!" "( Clank ) ( birds tweet )" "Aaaah!" "Ow." "( Beeping )" "( screeching ) ( yowling )" "BOONE:" "Ooh!" "It is bread and jam time!" "DJ Pajammy Jam is in da spaceship!" "How 'bout some Old School dance beats for some Old School flavor?" "The boogie, the woogie..." "Feel it, space travelers!" "( techno music plays )" "( clatter, clanking )" "( blows raspberry )" "( laughing )" "( screeches )" "( yowling )" "Aaaaah!" "( Screeches )" "( shrieks )" "( cat yowls )" "( blows landing )" "( clanking )" "( birds tweeting )" " ( footsteps ) - ( dog barking )" " ( door opens ) - ( woman screaming )" " ( toilet flushing ) - ( rapid footsteps )" "( hinges creak )" "( yowls )" "( vacuum whines )" "( screeching )" "( loud clattering )" "( crash )" "( squeals )" " ( crash ) - ( laughing )" "( panting )" "( panting continues )" "Aaaaah!" "Ba." "Bing-bang." "Prrrd." "( Squeaks )" "( yowling )" "( squeaking )" "Okay, gotta get out of this contraption." "(grunts) Must move!" " Whoa!" " ( thud )" "( frustrated grunts )" "Stupid... frozen... body!" "( Grunting )" "Wha...!" "( Computer powers up )" "Artificial gravity has been disengaged." "Awesome." "Gravity, an interesting subject, and by "gravity," I'm talking about the natural phenomenon by which all things with mass are brought toward each other, not "gravity," as in talking in a very serious way," "like, "I'm sorry, sir, I don't know how to tell you this, but we're out of peanut butter."" "BOONE:" "Ship will be sucked into black hole in 2 minutes." "Whoa!" "That black hole looks scaaaary!" "I can't wait to see how Penn and Sashi save us." "( clank )" "Fun's over." "Artificial gravity has been restored." "What?" "!" "Oh, come on!" "( Pulsating tone )" "( horn honks )" "( explosion )" "( switch clicks )" "( explosion )" "( electronic tones )" "( squeaks )" "( screeches )" "( blows raspberry )" "Beep-bong-beep." "( Beep )" "( dinging )" "( clatter )" "( mouse screeches )" "( ding ) ( clank )" "( explosion )" "( whoosh )" "( beeping )" "( wheezy laughter )" "( alarm blares )" "( wind whooshes )" "Carbon-based mammals unfortunately do not have the ability to survive in space, and if for some reason you're wondering if mice are carbon-based mammals, why, yes, they are." "( grunting, groaning )" "( beeping )" "( beeping louder )" "Whoa!" "Penn's a mouse and he's about to be sucked into space!" "BOONE:" "Okay!" "Okay, yeah, I get it, I'm on it." "( laughing )" "BOONE:" "Ah, so many buttons on me." "Aha!" "The air lock door." "( yowls )" "( squeaks )" "P.A.:" "Ship to be sucked into black hole... in ten... nine, eight... seven, six..." "BOONE:" "Hey, Mousey Penn, five, four..." "I need that chip, like, right now," " or we might all get sucked - three..." "  into that black hole." " two," "BOONE:" "Whoo!" "I can feel the power!" "Whoo!" "DJ Jammy Jam has left the galaxy." "Bap-bap-bing-bong." "BOONE:" "Oh, yeah, time to crack open those 1,000-year-old nachos." "Sync corrections - by srjanapala" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪"