"The match against the fart" "Welcome to coach no. 25 this beautiful Thursday morning." "Here's class 5C out and about." "But unfortunately more is on its way out." "Yes, a fart, or wind if you want, is moving through Stian's intestine." "As the goal is quite clear." "It's about being able to fart... without anyone noticing." " And there we are!" " Yes, we're off." "And it was with sound, Asbjørn." "He probably tried a sneaky one." "Now the question is:" "Did anyone notice the trumpet?" "That's what I wonder." "And Stian's probably wondering too." "It appears he got away with it." "He's very lucky." "He didn't work quite hard enough here." "We can see it in the replay." "He underestimates what it takes to sneak one out." "He lifts his rear 2.5cm." "It's not enough to create a big enough anal opening to create a silent one." "The sound isn't important now, the crucial point here is odour." "It is of course why he implements the air shield." "The question is whether it stays within this jacket." "Ai, ai..." "What's happening?" "Has the fart smell already seeped out?" "It was a sneeze." "Sara is a tiny bit allergic." "It was probably a pollen sneeze." "That was close." "The tension is in the air, but you can't smell it yet." "What on earth is Stian doing now?" "It's bold, but I think he's going for a smell test." "Exactly." "It's a risky business, but also quite understandable." "You want to know how you're smelling." "If it's odourless here, we've solved all the problems." "No, we haven't." "It's impressive how much methane can take up residence in an 11 year old boy." "He must close all the hatches and hermetically seal the fart inside." "It's the only solution." "Completely sealed." "There isn't a gap, or an opening..." "No, what's happening here?" "Strewth..." "Can we get a replay?" "We see it here." "This is so brazen, not to mention illegal, running in the aisle, typical of Alex!" "Ugh!" "It stinks in here." "Who's cracked one off?" " Oh no, the fart has been detected." " Now the match moves to a different mode." " Was it you?" " Now begins the guilt game." "Who farted?" " Mikkel?" " No." "It's Stian who farted." "Hey, Stian..." "Was it you who dropped one?" "And Stian's put on the spot here." "No!" "It stinks worse than an old cheese." "Old cheese..." "I don't know if it's good enough." "I've heard better comebacks." "Everyone, it was Stian who dropped one." "Ugh!" "Stian is revealed." "This Henrik is an asshole." "But he's unfortunately right." "This means that the match is settled." "Whoever spoke first, it was the farts correct father." "He doesn't give up!" "He counters!" "That's good." "Snappy and it rhymes." "Beautifully delivered by Stian." "The one who says these words, it must be the farts mother." "Also elegantly delivered by Henrik here." "There is rhyme and it's good." "Stian is a boy full of rhymes and wordplay." "Stian, if you have a pun... or some gem you can come up with, this is the time to deliver the goods." "Farts brother is Thor's fart, and..." "And..." "And the fart is..." "Just give up!" " It didn't work." " Stinky-Stian!" "Listen, then." "Here, Stian simply takes responsibility... for a fart which strictly speaking is his responsibility." "I had hoped it would be possible to avoid this terrible loss." "This is almost beyond belief, but..." "Yes... but what's this, then?" "Yes, I dropped a fart, and with a grin, so just sit there, you chump." "I'll give you today's final..." "What are you doing?" "Shiting on me?" "Look at this, Asbjørn." "A comeback that smells both scorched and of victory!" "Ladies and gentlemen, Dalekleivas answer to Eminem!" "We haven't experienced anything like that since the bus ride to camp school in 1992." "It's an extraordinary comeback victory!" "From shame and loss," "Stian rises up from his seat and the ashes, and turns it into an absolutely stunning triumph!" "Now you can enjoy the rest of your trip and the day." "The smell can hardly be noticed." " You're man of the match, Stian Hermansen." " You are "the shit"!" "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2015)"