"[ Music playing ]" "[ Mechanical whirring ]" "ROBOT:" "Stop right there." "The hell, you say." " [electricity crackling ] - [yells ]" "[ Music swells ]" "[ Projector whirring ] [overlapping chatter]" "Ladies and gentlemen," "Thank you very much." "Um, they seem so violent." "That's very simple." "This is Simon." "Bring Number One online." "[whirs, hums]" "May I see your identification badge, please?" "It's scanning." "[footsteps clopping ]" "[ Music continues ]" " Ahh!" " My God." "Are you all right?" "Oh, God." "I should have known." "[thunder rumbles]" "[alarm blaring ]" "[alarm stops]" "Ohh!" "[Gags]" "MAN, OVER P.A.:" "Attention, shoppers." "Your attention, please." "Your attention, please." "My Uncle Sid finds out I let you do this, I'm dead." " Okay, okay, let's party." " All right." "Quack, quack." " Greg, I" " Ferdy," "[thunder crashing ]" "Okay, hon." "Give it a try." "Yeah,yeah,yeah." "Just crank it when I tell ya." "Well?" "We're waiting." "All right." "Hit it." "[engine starts]" "I don't want to hear it." "Not another word." "Should have been "for better or weird."" "And speaking about weird," "MAN, OVER P.A.:" "Attention, shoppers." "[ Gasps 1 You horny bastard." "What can't you wait for, Michael?" "Mr. Todd." "I see." "Well, I'm running late." "Okay, Daddy." "So, what'd he say?" "[thunder crashing ]" "Marty, I'm sorry I'm late," "Yo, Marty!" "How's it hanging, guys?" "Least he could do was clean up." "[sniffs]" "Waste not, want not." "You know what I mean?" "No, I--I guess you wouldn't." "[sniffs]" "[whirring]" "[ Clanks ]" "[telephone rings]" "Hello." "No, Marty's not here right" "Jerk." "[whirs]" "[ Clears throat ]" "[ Groans ]" "[ Vocalizing ]" "♪ I'm standing on the corner ♪" "♪ I'm going to work on you ♪" "Hi." "[overlapping chatter, shouting]" "Protector Two going online, level two." "Protector Three going online, level three." "Lady,you,uh, got a license for that outfit?" "You smell like pepperoni." "Well, if that's the way you feel" "[humming a tune]" "[ Kissing ]" "Michael." "[ Movie soundtrack playing ]" "[ Gasps ] Ohh!" "Could I get you some more wine?" "I never thought that, uh" "What?" "It's been nice for me, too, Ferdy." "That's real sweet, Ferdy," "We can stay a little while longer." "Nice shot." "[electricity crackling on TV]" "He gave his life." "[laughing]" "Yo, Walter." "You havin' a good time?" "Creeps." "[ Mutters ]" "[whirring]" "You clumsy son of a bitch." "Look what you did." "What the hell is that?" "Hey, look." "Thank you." "Have a nice day." "MICHAEL:" "Hey, smoking's bad for your health." "You always get your way, don't you?" "What's the magic word?" "Hand me my badge, please." "Thank you." "Oh, Mike?" "Hurry back." "Count on it." "[zips]" "[coins jingling]" "Buck and a quarter?" "Leslie." "[telephone rings]" "No, Jamal, there haven't been any messages for you." "[Sighs]" "May I see your identification badge, please?" "Here." "Hey." "[door rattling ]" "[ Gasps, groans ]" "[ Mutters]" "[squelch ]" "Mike." "Brennan, you ass." "MAN, ON TV:" "I got you, and the only good rat..." "Thanks." "[turns off IV]" "Mike?" "Mike." "Mike." "[Sighs]" "Brennan, you don't come out now, don't bother." "All right, wake up." "[ Screams ]" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Screaming ]" "Oh, my" "[ Screams ]" "[wailing] Oh, God." "[ Screams ]" "Thank you." "Have a nice day." "Protector One, arming." "Oh, my God, there's another one!" " [sobbing ] - [ lasers zapping ]" "[ Screams ]" "[screaming ]" "[screaming ]" "[ lasers zapping ]" "[ Screams ] [girls screaming ]" "[ Chandelier shatters ]" " Here." " Use the box." "Good." " [whimpering]" " Good." "[doors clanging ]" "[ Claw clanking ]" "Hey, what about that?" "The air duct." "[squirting]" "[ Yelps ] What was that?" " Okay, I'm right behind you." " As usual." "Prepare for detonation." "Come on, keep going." "Keep going!" "Come on!" "Let's get out of here!" "I thought this was an air-conditioning duct." "Unh." "Damn!" "[Whimpers]" "I gotta get outta here." "[whimpering]" " What now?" " Find some way outta here." "Jesus." "Ferdy, propane tanks." " What about shells?" " 12 gauge." "Here." "Let's go send those fuckers a Rambo-gram." "You sure you know how to shoot that?" "All set?" "Good." "One of 'em ought to have heard that." "[whirring]" "Steady." "Ferdy, now!" "[whimpering] I gotta find Greg." "Let me outta here!" "[ Electricity crackles ]" " [ Sobs ]" " Come on, kiddo." "[bubbling]" "Not too shabby, huh?" "Really, you guys, this is not a good idea." "Greg could be hurt." "They all could." "[tanks rattling ]" " Ahh." "Oh." " Shit." "Come on." " All right." " Come on." "Let's go." "Take the cap off, and stuff the cloth in." "I'm not sure I can do this." "You can do it." "Thanks." "[whirring]" "Protector One back online." "Hey, guys, how's it goin'?" "You think Mike got out all right?" "Hey, I almost forgot." "[ Screaming ] [screaming continues]" "[ Yelps ]" "It's not stopping!" "[ Screaming ]" "We've gotta help her!" "[ Suzie screaming ]" "Oh, God." "[screaming ]" "Ferdy, get 'em to safety!" "Forget it, man!" "It's no use!" "[gunshot]" "Go!" "Go!" "Take it!" " Guys!" " Rick!" "Nice shot." "According to my calculations," "We're gonna be in hock to this place." "How many tune-ups is that?" "Just a sec." "[ Keys tapping ]" "Maybe we should raise our rates." "Hey, deadeye." "Thanks." "Why did you leave the air shaft?" "You were safe." "Do you guys mind keeping it down?" "But I got news for you." "Wait." "Wait." "I got an idea." "The master computer is somewhere on the third level." "Well?" "It's worth a try." "Computer, huh?" "Let's go trash the fucker." "Come on, guys!" "Let's shake it!" "FERDY:" "God, man, he's losin' it!" " Greg, wait!" " Greg, stop!" "[ Screams ]" " [ Gasps ] - [ Greg lands ]" "Thank you." "Have a nice day." "The first one." "You didn't kill it." "Go!" "Protector Three to level two." "Protector One to level two." "It's stuck." "[grunting]" "Come on." "[ Groans ]" "Alison, are you all right?" "Maybe not." "Instructions-- attempt entry, level three." "[computer beeping ]" "Hold it." "Up here." "Protector Three, level three." "Hold it, Ferdy!" "They could be out there." "Are you kidding?" "Linda, I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to upset you." "I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall." " [ Both gasp]" " It's in!" "[ Metal door rattling ]" "Get out of here!" "Ferdy, now!" "Rick, look out!" "[ Screams ]" "Linda!" "You son of a bitch!" "Rick, no!" "[groaning]" "Let's go find that computer." "Where the hell is it?" "There's a million doors." "We'll never find it." "[ Gasps ]" "[clanking ]" "[ Door creaks ]" "[ Screams ]" "[ Breathing deeply]" "[thump echoes]" "[whirs]" "Ferdy!" "[screaming ]" "Ferdy!" "Alison, move!" "Get out!" "Laser malfunction." "[ Gunshots ]" "Stop right there." "[ Gasps ]" "Oh." "Thank you." "Have a nice day." "[dogs barking ]" "[ Gasps ]" "[ Gasps ]" "[Whimpers]" "[sobs softly]" "[ Barking continues]" "[squelch ] [water bubbling ]" "[ Animal screeches ]" "[ Birds chirping ]" "[ Barking continues]" "[ Gasps ]" "[claws clanking ]" "[claws clank]" "[claws clank]" "[Whimpers] [claws clank]" "[ Screams ] [gasping ]" "Come on, you little bastard!" "[ Gasps ]" " [claws clank]" " Hey!" "[echoing ] Have a nice day!" "[echoes] Hey!" "Nice shot." "[ Instrumental playing ]" "Thank you." "Have a nice day."