"Subtitles by DramaFever" "Episode 3" "I want to go home." "I...want to go home." "Um, excuse me, but we're going to start a class soon." "Wait" "Ah!" "You're here to pick up recyclables, huh?" "The professor will be here in a second." "Please follow me." "Excuse me, sir?" "If anyone came here just to graduate with a diploma, will they please raise their hand?" "There must be some of you..." "Who the heck is this guy?" "Looking at you, I'd guess you came here with the goal of finding your future husband." "And I also see someone who's been struggling for over 10 years to make it as an A-list actress." "I hope you guys don't think that by studying here, you'll become a rich star?" "Who are you?" "Who the heck is this guy?" "Ugh, what's going on?" "We don't know." "This weird guy came in." "He's really strange." "I can't hear you." "What did you say?" "Excuse me, I'm sorry, but, if you're not a student nor a professor, it'd be great if you could kindly leave the room." "I... could be your professor, you know." "Excuse me?" "How can a professor be carrying around stuff like this?" "Will you all stand up?" "Go ahead, stand up!" "Alright." "What is he doing?" "Look at the mirror." "The one beside you." "Look at it closely." "Any of you ladies think you're prettier than Kim Tae Hee* (*Korean actress) please raise your hand." "No one, right?" "I didn't think so, either." "That means you ladies can't make it based on your looks alone." "And you, gentlemen!" "If you think you're more handsome than Jang Dong Gun* raise your hand. (*Actor)" "If someone in this room really thinks that, then he needs to see a shrink." "Then again, nowadays you can always get plastic surgery to improve your face." "But what about bodies?" "What are you guys going to do about your bodies?" "The bodies that you see in the mirror." "Try to see yourselves objectively in the mirror." "Hey, you!" "The professional actress." "What do you think?" "Someone with a pretty face and a nice body-- what are their chances of making it as a star?" "5 percent?" "1 percent?" "I don't understand why you're asking me this question." "If someone asks you a question, don't ask why, just answer the question!" "My point is, no matter how much you all dream about becoming stars, you'll never be one!" "That's weird." "There are many people who become stars even though they're ugly..." "Really?" "Whoopi Goldberg, Jack Black," "Anthony Hopkins, Robin Williams," "Who the heck is Anthony Hopkins?" "They're not good-looking, but they're all stars." "I'd bet they make hundreds of times more money than you do, Professor!" "Haha, yes..." "Yes, you're right." "And I was wrong." "I'll modify what I just said." "If you want to be a star, you have to possess either extremely good looks or really great acting chops." "So you all have no chance of becoming a star!" "I'm sorry!" "But what if we do have great acting chops?" "Some of us might have really great acting skills." "Who?" "You?" "Well!" "Haha, yes!" "It could be me." "Yes, that's true." "You might have them." "Hey, you!" "The one who's been chewing gum." "Yeah, you!" "Pick any number between 1 and 50,000." "46,829." "Your assignment is to create a musical using that song as your theme song." "Ok..." "like this." "This side is Team A." "And this side is Team B." "Ok, you can be the director for Team A." "And...you!" "You be the director for Team B." "You'll perform this musical in 2 weeks, at this hour." "If you're truly a genius, then that should be plenty of time." "And if you're not talented, then that should give you enough time to find out, that you're not meant to do this." "And you can give up on your dream and pursue something else." "It'll give you a reality check." "Does that mean these two teams will be competing against each other?" "A competition?" "A battle?" "Ooh..." "Why do you think I divided you guys up into teams?" "Otherwise, it would take me forever to teach you slow kids all at once." "What's our prize if we win?" "If you win?" "How about money?" "How much would you like?" "What about just promising us one thing?" "Promise us that whoever wins, they won't have to bow down to the upperclassmen." "That would be great!" "Alright, that will be the prize!" "Yes!" "So what will I be doing again?" "Directing..." "Ah...directing?" "=Professor Sun Woo Young=" "I haven't washed that for a long while." "If you had the slightest sense of human decency, you should keep your word." "You said you weren't coming." "That you weren't going to be a professor." "That you weren't going to come anywhere near the campus!" "I changed my mind all of a sudden." "Being a college professor doesn't seem bad at all." "I'd get a regular monthly salary and get time off during college breaks." "And college breaks are pretty long!" "I heard you met our students." "What did you tell them?" "What did you tell them?" "I told them to wake up." "I told those average-looking, talentless kids to wake up and stop dreaming they're going anywhere." "Huh!" "You, of all people, told them about achieving dreams?" "How dare you talk to them about achieving their dreams?" "Alright, that's enough!" "This is not your university." "And it's not like you can fire me either." "And no matter how much you scold me, I won't leave anyway." "Nice work!" "You said you wanted to be a professor, so you came here." "But you're late to your first day of class, and bring a bottle of soju* with you?" "!" "(*Korean alcoholic drink similar to vodka)" "So are you going to teach your kids with a bottle of soju in hand?" "Are you going to teach them to give up on their dreams and just drink soju instead?" "Other people's dreams are just a joke to you, aren't they?" "That person's lifelong dream seemed only like a joke to you, didn't it?" "Did her dream mean nothing to you?" "Is that why you crushed it?" "Oh, that's right!" "You're the one who's the expert on achieving one's dreams." "You wanted to become an actress, but found it hard to land even a supporting role." "So that's why you turned to directing plays." "Since you can at least continue to dream about being onstage when you're directing." "But directing's not an easy business either, so you came to the university instead." "But you came here only to find out that, you'd be working in the musical department, not the theater department." "You didn't know a thing about musicals, but at least you got to be onstage." "Or at least, be close to the stage." "Since that's always been your dream, hasn't it?" "So...are you finally happy?" "Fine." "Go ahead." "Let's see how long you can last here." "Sun Woo Young, you're standing at the edge of a cliff, aren't you?" "I'd be more than happy to push you over the edge." "So that you won't come crawling back here." " Are you Sun Woo Young?" " Yes." "I didn't want to have to tell you this." "But I have no choice but to call you out of the woods." "Out of the students who enrolled this year,  there's a student who's the nephew of Eun Hye." "You know how Eun Hye loves kids, right?" "When that kid was born, Eun Hye took him in and raised him like her own child." "The poor kid never got the chance to be loved by his real mother." "Now the kid has become a college student." "Don't you want to meet him?" "So this is song number 4--40,000-something?" "Right." "Song number 46,829." "So...what are you going to do about the script?" "What do you mean, script?" "You're the director, so you have to tell us what to do about the script!" "Like, who's going to write it, and..." "We need a script." "And we also need to arrange the music so that it fits with our musical." "And we need to come up with the choreography too." "We need to do all that before we can start practicing." "Ahh!" ""Ahh" is not what you should be saying!" "Chae Young's team already has a script!" "As you all know, I'm roommates with her, so that's how I know that." "Make the script short and simple." "You know how these kids are." "If each line is more than 2 sentences long, it'll be too hard for them." "Okay, I think I got the file." "Where the heck did it get downloaded to?" "Huh?" "So where do I find it?" "Being a genius must mean that you're a genius at everything!" "She wrote the entire script in only 2 hours!" "I saw her do it!" "I'm her roommate, remember?" "But...ugh, since we're roommates, we should be on the same team!" "If I were on Chae Young's team, I'd already be rehearsing by now." "But you told us you haven't even seen a musical before?" "Please tell me you were joking!" "But what do we do about the music?" "Is there anyone here who can compose or arrange music?" "That's too bad." "If my father were alive, he'd be able to write a song in 30 minutes!" "Or maybe 50 minutes?" "If we could ask Lee Soo Bin, the upperclassman, to arrange our music, that would be awesome!" "But he probably wouldn't do it for us, right?" " Who is Lee Soo Bin?" " What?" "Does Lee Soo Bin go to our school?" "You don't mean that Lee Soo Bin, do you?" "The one who wrote an entire musical when he was in high school, won awards, and composed music for feature films, but never gave an interview, so no one knows what he looks like." "You mean THAT genius composer Lee Soo Bin?" "No, I don't want just news articles to be written about this." "I want reporters to actually show up at this school." "I want them to actually see the musical that I'll be directing for my class, and then write about it." "There's a professor here who really gets on my nerves." "And I wanna show him what it means to be an actual star, got it?" "Come on now, we've worked together all these years!" "Do I really have to tell you every little detail?" "Yes." "Now that's what I wanted to hear." "Why didn't you say this earlier?" "Okay." "Thanks, you're the best manager ever!" "Were you referring to Professor Sun?" "Didn't he act in musicals before?" "How can a former musical actor be so ignorant, unkempt, and rude?" "So you want to show him what it means to be a star?" "That professor must have something against stars." "Whenever he sees me, I can tell he hates me." "Is it my fault that I'm a star?" "Isn't it hard?" "What?" "Being a star." "Living as a star." "Having to live while knowing that you're always being watched." "I don't know." "I always think that someone somewhere is always watching me." "I...always make sure I look pretty when I cry, even when I'm crying alone in my room." "How many degrees should I tilt my head so that I look pretty when I cry?" "I think about stuff like that when I cry." "Doesn't it scare you?" "To know that everyone recognizes you?" "If I go to a restaurant, or take the subway, and no one recognizes me," "wouldn't that be 100 times scarier?" "Sometimes I have this dream where, nobody recognizes me." "The city square is full of people, but no one recognizes me." "They all just ignore me and walk past me." "And then I wake up screaming." "Because...it's too scary." "Being a star is like, how should I describe it?" "It's like going up an escalator that's coming down." "If you get tired and slow down, you fall off..." "like this." "They say my mother belonged to a royal family." "Perhaps she was a princess." "Do you know the movie "Roman Holiday"?" "Am I supposed to know it?" "How can you not know that movie?" "It's a black and white film starring Audrey Hepburn." "My parents met like the characters did in the movie." "My mother, a princess from a foreign country, came to Korea for a brief visit, and met and fell in love with my dad, an ordinary person." "Judging by how you look, I'd guess that your mother wasn't an English princess!" "One day, my dad was playing the guitar." "Oh, my dad was a guitarist." "Have you heard of his band "Davis"?" "It's a really popular band." "Wait, where was I?" "Oh yeah!" "One day, my dad was sitting alone in a park, playing the guitar." "The songs that my dad used to play went something like this." ""You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi!" "Or maybe something like this." "Starting off with a ballad by The Beatles, and finishing off with a song by Led Zeppelin." "So while my dad was playing the guitar like that, a lady like Audrey Hepburn's character in the movie appeared in front of him." "My mother, to be exact." "With a sad face, she asked him," "Say "action" for me, please." "What?" "Uh, action!" ""Can music make a person laugh?" "Even a depressed person like me?"" "So my dad sang her this song." "Hey, uncle!" "Auntie is going to scold you again if she finds out what you're doing out here." "Hey, who are you?" "!" " Ugh, you always say that to me." " What are you doing?" " Hey, I'm a guy, and I have my urges!" " But I don't want to!" " I saw you!" " Let me go!" "Give me back my wallet!" " Crazy man!" " Give me back my wallet!" " I'm going crazy here!" " My wallet!" "Bastard!" "He's a thief!" "Call the cops!" "Call the cops!" "Do you really want to drive me crazy?" "!" "Well, well, if it isn't" "Hey, you know Detective Cho, right?" "Oh, you mean that dog who likes to fight?" "Yeah." "What was his name?" "Jang something." "Jung..." "Jang..." " Oh, you mean Jang Jae Hun?" "His gang is just" " Over there!" "Go in there." "Seems like he did something bad there." "Figure out what it is so we can tell the police and make a deal with them." "We should start cooperating with them, no?" "Currently, he is using the teachers' lounge as his bedroom, and using the restroom as his own bathroom." "We even found some cooking utensils in a corner of his office." "How did he do his lecture?" "His first lecture lasted 5 minutes." "His second lecture lasted...45 seconds." "45 seconds?" "Not 45 minutes?" "He walked into the classroom and wrote "Good luck preparing for the battle!" on the board." "And immediately left the room." "What am I going to do with him?" "May I suggest some improvements so that the professor can shower and live comfortably" " I don't think we should overlook this matter!" " I agree!" "This could affect the reputation of the other professors too!" "Yes, it's definitely a problem!" "This is the curriculum that you will be teaching in your classes." "Record this." "Okay." "Review this, and please submit your syllabus by the end of the day." " Submit it to you?" " Why, you don't want to?" "Well, not exactly, but shouldn't I be allowed to teach my classes as I please?" " Are you recording this?" " Yes, I am." " You're recording the audio too, right?" " Yes." "You show up for only 45 seconds in what is supposed to be a 3-hour-long lecture, and ask students to use the rest of the time as study hall." "That kind of action will not be approved at this school." "So, do it this way." "I've written the curriculum that you should follow for the first five classes." "As you can see, I, Professor Yang, offered Prof. Sun a way to teach his classes properly." "If Professor Sun's class still does not make any progress, then it will be obvious that it's his own fault." "And that will require urgent measures to be taken to fire him as an incompetent professor." "End of recording." "Hey, Professor Yang, what did you do to your hair?" ""Are you recording this?" "Are you recording the audio too?"" "There are 7 kinds of human feelings: happiness, anger, sadness, joy, love, hate, and hope." "I'm supposed to teach you all this." "So what I will be teaching you today is," ""Happy." "Happy" as in happiness." "Happy." "Happiness." "What's that?" "My notebook?" "Support with your left hand, use the backboard..." "Throw away your notebooks!" "You don't learn acting by taking notes and memorizing them!" "Throw them away!" "Who dares to show up in my class without a notebook?" "Are you guys all that smart?" "Can you remember every single thing I tell you?" "Or, do you feel that my class is not important enough for you to take notes?" "Is that how you feel?" "Stand up!" "And push your desks back!" "Do you think you can learn acting by sitting at a desk?" "Is acting something you can learn while sitting, like Korean poker?" "Push your desks to the back of the room!" "Go!" "Push!" "These girls have no talent, so they wear skimpy outfits and go out on stage?" "Sexy concept?" "Ha!" "You've got to be kidding." "Do they have a certain philosophy behind it, like Madonna?" "Sexiness without any philosophy is worthless!" "And you have to know the basics in order to have a philosophy!" "=First years in Team A are rehearsing overnight starting at 6pm." "You will die if you disturb us!" "=" "This is the song that Lee Soo Bin composed for us!" "It's super, super awesome!" "Okay, now we have the music and the script." "Now all that is left is the choreography." "I've actually never taken any dance lessons." "So can anyone do the choreography?" "I'm not talking about simply watching some YouTube video and imitating the dance moves." "I can take a stab at it." "I actually initially applied for the dance department." "I like guys who are confident and capable!" "Okay, now we have to choose our leading actor and actress, but we don't know exactly how talented each one of us is yet." "So let's do an audition." "I'll be the judge." "You guys are okay with that, right?" "We already have our leading actress." "Ji Eun." "Yang Ji Eun." "She appeared in a lot of musicals while in high school." "Hey, I saw one of your performances." "My mother dragged me to the show, so I went reluctantly." "But I saw you perform, and you were great!" "I nominate her!" "You weren't planning to be the leading actress, were you?" "You're just an actress." "Not a musical actress." "You haven't even taken any formal singing lessons either, have you?" "Well, you haven't heard me sing though, have you?" "Really?" "Alright, then sing." "Let's hear you sing right now." "But if you're going to sing, you'd better start fast." "I'm a bit hungry." "And I get a bit violent when I'm hungry." "Let's start with the guys then." "I-I can start..." "Should I start?" "Should I go?" "Which song should I sing?" "Any song." "Whichever song you feel comfortable singing." "That I feel comfortable singing?" "Okay." "Any song?" "The song is titled, "Those Magic Changes."" "It's from the musical Grease." "The musical was created by Jim Jacobs, and opened on Broadway in 1972." "A-and it received 5 Tony awards, and in 1978 it was made into a movie starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John" "Can you just sing for us?" "We just want to hear you sing." "Sing?" "Yes, of course." "What's that playing on the radio?" "Why do I start swaying to and fro?" "Ah..." "I'm a little" "That's enough!" "No matter what they say, I'm still an actress who has worked in front of a camera." "And I, a professional actress, am trying to create something real with you guys!" "But do you know what it takes to be on stage?" "Do you know how many people will give anything, to perform on stage even just once?" "They're willing to sell their souls!" "To crawl like bugs!" "That's what it takes to be on stage!" "So, don't kid around when you're on stage." "I wasn't kidding around." "I really wasn't kidding around." "I'm usually just-- a little... nervous." "What's that playing on the radio?" "C-C-C-C-C-C A-A-A-A minor!" "Why do I start swaying to and fro?" "F-F-F-F-F-F G-G-G-G7!" "Ladies and gentlemen!" "Introducing the greatest singer of our time!" "The greatest rock star!" "Give it up for Kim Byung Hun!" "The stage is yours, Kim Byung Hun!" "What's that playing on the radio?" "Why do I start swaying to and fro?" "That song that plays in the night, why does it touch my heart so?" "My love, wherever she may be in this world," "I remember her, feel her, those chords remind me of the first time I fell in love." "Those magic changes!" "That melody in my heart!" "That melody that never changes!" "Please come back to me!" "Please return to me!" "Your song, let me listen to it again." "Just one more time!" "That radio that plays in the night!" "Those days that I've always waited for," "The last goodbye we said in the rain," "In the darkness I cry-y-y-y!" "While the sad bass is sounding, while the drums are pounding!" "I tremble, and I'm reminded of, that night we fell in love!" "My darling...." "I want you!" "I need you!" "I love you forever!" "Oh, I want you, I need you, I love you forever!" "And never...and never...and never...!" "Forever...!" "Subtitles by DramaFever" "Your father is going to come and watch our musical battle?" "I really want us to have our own song." "I think it would be great if someone could do an arrangement of the song for us." "You lied about having gone to the military, right?" "Don't worry, I expected that from guys like you!" "Your son almost killed someone!" " Pickpocketing!" " Let's run away together!" "You know that if they catch us, they'll chop off most of our fingers, right?" "Why you!" "The school is his emergency exit." "It's his only escape!" "No matter what happens, please don't give up on my son!" "Please stop it!" "Just leave me alone and forget about me!" "Why don't you understand?" "!" "The story of his past, Part 2" "Hey, you!" "I told you this was our territory." "Don't you understand what "territory" means?" "Do you see that guy throwing up over there?" "He's part of our territory too, so don't mess with our territory!" "Didn't I tell you that before?" "Didn't I tell you that before?" "You tell me." "You're supposed to remember if you've said that or not." "How do you expect me to remember whether you've said it or not?" "W-w-what?"