"♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪" "(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "(SINGING CONTINUES IN DISTANCE)" " (CATTLE LOWING) - (SHOUTING)" "(GROWLING)" "(SINGING CONTINUES)" "(ROARS)" "(ALL SHOUTING)" "(ROARS)" "(ROARS)" "(ROARING)" "(CHATTERING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "(GROWLING)" "(ROARING)" "Oh, Judy, I appreciate you're trying to help." "I really do." "But you just don't have a green thumb." "Now, why don't you go play with Clarence?" " (VEHICLE APPROACHING) - (HOOTING)" "Oh, here comes Hedley." " Hello, Paula." " Good morning, Hedley." " What happened to your leg?" " (LAUGHS) Nothing too serious." "I just tangled with an old acquaintance of mine." "An acquaintance?" "Yes, a four-footed variety with spots." "Oh, you mean Slash, that leopard with the scar on his side." "Yes." "The old rogue's on the prowl again." "(CHITTERING)" "It's all right, Judy." "Honestly." " (CLICKING TEETH) - (VEHICLE APPROACHING)" " Hello, Mike." " Hello, Hedley." " Paula." " Yes?" "I'm on my way to Nagoro to pick up the supplies that Marsh wanted." " I'll probably spend the night." " Have a good trip." "And don't forget to pick up that dress I ordered." "(LAUGHS) How could I forget?" "You've talked about nothing else all week." " Ok, bye-bye." " Bye-bye." "Goodbye, Mike." " Is Marsh around?" " Yes." "He's out back." "Oh." "Hello, Clarence." "Having your usual strenuous day?" "(ROARS)" "It's a tough life, isn't it, old boy?" " (CHITTERING)" " Judy, when you play with Clarence, you play with all of him, not just his tail." " (CHITTERING) - (GROWLING)" "Ah." "Sprucing up the old place, I see." "Well, I'm trying to." "This is my second planting." "The first group was destroyed by a small army of curious feet." "Wameru's odd couple." "They seem to have an insatiable appetite for baby geraniums." "Odd couple?" "Oh, you mean Ethel and Albert." " The little hippo and the donkey." " Yes." "Our two inseparable orphans seem to be nothing but double trouble." "(JUDY CHITTERING)" "Oh, come on, Sarang." "Just a little grunt, or a growl, or something." "I know it's hot, but I'd like to get something on tape, huh?" "(SIGHS) I'll tell you what." "Let's run it back a while and you can listen for yourself." "All right?" " There." " (TIGER GROWLING ON RECORDING)" "What do you think of that, huh?" "What do you think of that?" "Yeah, it's you." " Yeah." " (HEDLEY):" "Hello, Marsh." "Oh, hello, Hedley." "What is this?" "Some kind of growling contest?" "A little experiment I was doing here with Sarang." " What are you doing with a cane?" " Recuperating, I hope." "That rogue leopard's on the prowl again." " Oh?" " Mm-hm." "He hit some livestock two nights ago and I tracked him heading in this direction yesterday." "I had him cornered too, and then Slash took a swipe at my leg and dashed off into the bush." "(CHITTERING)" "(GRUNTING)" "(CHITTERING)" "(BRAYING)" "(GRUNTING)" "(HOOTING)" " (BRAYING) - (CHITTERING)" "(BRAYING)" " Want me to take a look at it?" " Oh, no thanks, Marsh." "That doctor friend of yours at the mission looked at it and said" "I've just got to take it easy for a few days." " (JUDY CHITTERING)" " Judy, don't interrupt." "Now, I've got some of my men searching the bush trying to pick up his tracks." "Now, I was wondering if I could sort of set up camp here and direct my men from radio because I can't move about very much on this leg." "Oh, of course." "You're more than welcome, you know that." " (HEDLEY):" "Thank you." " Well, we can help you hunt him down if you want." "Uh, as a matter of fact, if I could just" "Yes, I know what you're going to say." "If you could sedate him, you might find out what makes him so mean sometimes." " Hi, Hedley." " Hello, Jack." " What's with the cane?" " Oh, it's a long story." " Oh?" " Say, uh, Jack, would you see if you could coax some sounds out of Sarang?" "I'm going to help Hedley here set up his, uh, his radio." " Well, maybe his lunch will help." " Yeah, maybe." "Now, seriously, what are you doing with a tape recorder and the tiger?" "Well, I'm just running some tests." "Uh, I wanna see how sensitive animals are to the sounds of other animals." "(PAULA):" "Dad's making a library of voices." " Oh, I mean animal voices." " Huh." "Fascinating." " (HOOTING)" " Judy, what is wrong?" "(HOOTING)" "It looks like she wants to show you something." "(HOOTING)" "You see, Hedley, uh, I plan to record all the sounds of the animals here at Wameru at least once a year, try to capture their various moods." " Moods?" " Yes, you know, sort of, uh, a cry of distress, or a howl of pain, or" " Oh." " Cry of hunger, you know." "Sort of like starting to learn their language, isn't it?" "I wonder what an anteater in distress sounds like." " (SCREAMING)" " Good heavens!" "What kind of anteater's that?" "It's not an anteater!" "It's a baby hippo and a donkey that's about to be annihilated!" "(JUDY GROANING)" "Come on, get!" "Get out of here!" "Go on!" "You too!" "Join your friend!" " Come on!" "Go!" "Get!" "Get out of here!" " (BLOWING RASPBERRY)" " (PAULA):" "Get!" " (CHITTERING)" "(PAULA):" "And don't you come back!" "You guys have done it for the last time!" "This settles it, Dad." "Look at this mess!" "They've gotta go, be banished!" "Now, Paula, will you just calm down?" "You're gonna get an ulcer." " No, banished!" " Banished?" " Where are you gonna banish them to?" " Well, I don't know." " The pen behind the house!" " Wouldn't it be a lot easier" " just to give up the flower garden?" " Give it up?" "Never!" "They go to the pen!" "(GROWLING)" "Oh, Ethel, you've been crying for two solid hours." " (GROWLING)" " Come on, boy, come on." "Pay attention." "I know it's wearing on you." "Come on." " Say something, huh?" " (GROWLING)" "Ethel, please!" "Come on, boy, come on." "Huh?" " (WAILING)" " That does it." "I give up." "Great." "A whole half a day wasted because of a bunch of silly flowers." "(GROANING, WAILING)" "Oh, Judy." "How are we going to keep those monsters out of my geraniums?" "Oh, I know you're sorry, I am too, honey." "All right, Ethel, shut up, will you!" " Jack!" " Oh, you and your geraniums!" "Oh!" "Could our walkie-talkies pick up the signal?" " Oh, yes." " Marsh, I've had it." "That's it, I've had it." "They have got to go." " Who?" "What?" " Ethel and Albert." "You've gotta get them out of that pen." " Over my crushed geraniums!" " Look, look!" "Ethel will not stop crying and she's ruining my tape." " Well, then move Sarang!" " I will not move Sarang!" "I'm in the best spot right now and it was perfectly quiet" " until you locked them up in that" " Why don't you go park in the bush?" "And drag all the animals out into the bush after me?" "That's just fine." " Now, you listen to me" " Oh, break, break clean." "Guy's sake, will you two stop haggling?" "Now, look, just forget about the recording." "First thing in the morning we're going out and help Hedley's hunt" " for that leopard." " Fine, it suits me." "I'm getting hoarse trying to make that tiger talk." "I'll" " I'll put the recorder in the truck." " Yeah, but" " Wait a second!" " Jack." " What?" "Don't you dare lay one foot on this geranium patch!" "You had to plant flowers." "You just had to plant flowers!" " Oh!" "No!" "Oh." " Ah!" " Oh..." " (CHITTERING)" " Just had to plant geraniums." " (ETHEL WAILING)" "Albert, make her shut up!" "(CONTINUES WAILING)" "(GROWLING)" "(GROWLING)" "(BRAYING)" "(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)" "(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)" "(CONTINUES TRUMPETING)" " (GRUNTING) - (ALBERT BRAYING)" "(CHITTERING)" "You should be able to get me all right on this frequency." "All right." "Good." "Well, Hedley, I hope for Slash's sake that Jack and I get to him first" " with our dart rifles." " I hope so too, Marsh," " but if one of my men do, well" " Yes." "Yes, I know." " Dad, here's some more sandwiches." " Ok, good." "I've got to go feed Ethel and Albert their breakfast." "Come on, Judy." "This is not a play toy." "Come along." "Dad!" "Come quick!" "Ethel and Albert, they're gone." "Well, they sure have." "Hey, look." "The tracks heading right out into the bush." "They're not very fresh." "I'd say several hours, huh?" " Sometime last night." " Yeah, looks that way." " It's all my fault." " No, no, Paula, it's not your fault." "Well, if I hadn't had them locked away they wouldn't have felt like outcasts and they wouldn't have run away." "Well, you can wrestle with your conscience later, but right now we have to find them, and fast." " Any chance of their returning home?" " No, not likely." "A donkey and a hippo might be an amusing pair around here at Wameru, but, boy, out there in the bush, where neither one of them has ever been before," "I'd say their chances are pretty slim." "(CHITTERING)" "Hedley, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we, uh, won't be able to help you out" " with your hunt." " Of course, I understand." "Uh, Marsh, I guess one of us is going to have to stick around here" " and do the chores." " (MARSH):" "Yeah." "Well, Paula, I guess, uh, I guess you'd better stay here." "Oh, Dad, please don't make me stay behind." "I feel responsible for Ethel and Albert running away." "Let me join in on the search, please?" "I know how you feel, but someone has to mind the store." "I just wish Mike were here instead of being in Nagoro." "Well, I'll put the supplies in the truck." "Oh, Jack, throw the bullhorn too, will you?" "We might need it." "(JACK):" "Right." "You understand how I feel, don't you?" " Yes, Paula, I do." " Oh, I knew you'd understand." "Ok, I'll get a pencil and paper and make up a list for you." " Come on, Judy." " (JUDY CHITTERING)" "List?" "What is she talking about, a list?" "Well, I think she thinks you just volunteered to stay here and run the place so she can go with us." "But I've got my leopard hunt to run." "Well, you can do a few chores around here" " and still run your leopard hunt." " But that's ridiculous." "I don't think that's what she thinks." "Yes, I think that is what she thinks." "But it can't be what she thinks." "Hedley, darling, you'll never know how much I appreciate this." "Paula, I hate to disappoint you, but I can't." "Oh, but you can." "And Toto will help you." "Now, hurry up, Toto." " But Paula" " I've made a list of everything for you to do, and Toto knows all the routines." " Yes, I know, but" " And here's a walkie-talkie." "Dad and I will keep the other one." "And if there's any trouble at all," " you can give us a call." " Trouble?" "Well, I don't think anything will happen." "Marsh, I can't do this compound alone." "Oh, you'll do splendidly, old man." "Paula, you ready?" " But Marsh" " Let's go." "Judy, get in the cab." " Marsh!" " I want you to help Hedley." "You understand?" "You're a sweetheart." "Oh, what?" "Wait!" "I'll ride out front and watch for tracks." "Marsh, listen to me!" "Keep a stiff upper mustache, Hedley." "Marsh, please, don't go!" "Marsh!" "Toto, I think we've been bamboozled." "Ethel!" "Albert!" "Yeah, they're headed towards the river, I think." "Let's hope we can get to them before they reach it." "Ethel's just liable to get herself adopted by one of those herds." "That wouldn't be very good." "I can't imagine a hippo herd adopting a white donkey." "No, hardly." "(CHITTERING)" "(SHEEP BLEATING)" "(HEDLEY):" "All right, Toto." "I'm coming." "I'm coming." "Right, now here you are, youngsters." "Lunch time." "Lunch time." "There we go." "Ah!" "That's it." "Now, here's the-- Here's your food." "Look at that, isn't that delicious?" "And what about this?" "My word." "Now, look at that." "Oh, I say." "Oh, what about you two?" "Now, there's something for you." "Oh, dear." "Hello, Toto." "You want a piece?" "Well, you've been working as hard as I have and you deserve it." "There you are, and there's a piece for you, and there's a piece for you, and a piece for me." "Mm, isn't that really good?" "Oh, no, no, you must give my stick, though I can't work without it." "(CHUCKLES) Oh, no, no, no, no." "Thank you." "Now, let's see what's on next on the list." "Ah." ""Feed the nursery animals." That's done, thank heaven." "Next, uh, "oil Myrtle?"" "Oil?" "What in the devil is Myrtle?" "Do you know who Myrtle is, Toto?" " (CHITTERING)" " You do?" "Well, would you show me, please?" "Good." "That's the way, right, I'm following you." "Thank you." "Come on, tell me." "Yeah, all right, Toto." "Well, don't go so fast." "You can see I can't keep up with you." " Toto, that can't be Myrtle." " (CHITTERING)" "It is?" "Toto!" "Toto, don't go away!" "You have to tell me what to do!" "Toto!" "Oh..." "How far have we come?" "Oh, we're about 7 miles from Wameru." "Boy, I really must have hurt their feelings." "They're leaving Wameru in a straight unwavering line." " Hmm." " These tracks aren't more than an hour old." "How much farther to the river?" " About four miles." " (OVER WALKIE)Hedley calling Marsh." "Marsh, come in, please." "Yes?" "Yes, Hedley, what is it?" "Look, Marsh, there seems to be some sort of a mistake." "According to my list, it says I'm to oil Myrtle." "Oh, yes, uh, the oil is on the veranda." " Just tell Toto to get it for you." " Marsh, I'm in no mood for jokes." "Now, Myrtle's a turtle, not a motorcar." "Why does she need oil?" "Because Myrtle has a very dry shell condition, and unless she's oiled regularly she could develop serious problems." " You must be joking." " (MARSH):" "No, I'm serious." "I'm not joking, Hedley." "Just tell Toto to get the oil for you." "(HEDLEY):" "She's coming now." "Is that the oil, Toto?" "Right." "Yes, Marsh, Toto just brought it." "Boy, that was fast." "Well, that's fine, Hedley." "Just be sure and give her a good oiling, will you?" "But Marsh, Marsh, supposing she tries to-- (STAMMERING) to nip me or something while I'm oiling her." "Oh, yes, uh, well, about that, Hedley, I'll tell you what, uh, if you just talk nicely to her," "Myrtle never nips when she's listening to a good story." " Right?" "Marsh out." " Marsh!" "Marsh!" "All right then, Myrtle, dear." "Come along, it's time for your rub." "Come along-- Oh, Myrtle!" "Myrtle, wait." "Ooh, wait." "Now, listen, Myrtle." "I'll tell you a lovely story." "Listen." "Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess and she lived in a gorgeous, white palace, and one day, along came a beautiful, handsome prince." "And he gave three knocks on the door of the palace." "(CHITTERING)" "You think Hedley will ever recover from his chores?" "I'm a little more worried about that leopard of his crossing our path." "You mean Ethel and Albert's path, don't you?" "(GROWLING)" "(GROWLS)" "(GROWLING)" "(BRAYING)" "(CONTINUES BRAYING)" "(BRAYING)" "(GROWLING)" "Oh, it's a good thing to sit down for a change." "(MAN OVER RADIO):" "Officer Hedley, this is Sam." " Officer Hedley, do you read me?" " Hedley here, Sam." "Come in." "(SAM):" "We've picked up the leopard's trail" " at the village near the river." " Oh, which way was he heading?" "(SAM):" "He seems to be moving north toward Wameru." "Towards Wameru?" "Good, I'd like to get another crack at the old devil." "Well, keep after him and let me know." "(SAM):" "Will do, sir." "Out." "That's good news, eh, Toto?" "(SCREECHING)" "Yes, Toto, I know there's more to do." "But it's lunch time and I'm gonna have my lunch." "(SIGHS)" "I keep smelling turtle oil." "(SIGHS) I shall have nightmares about massaging that animal." "(CHITTERING)" "Yes, Toto, I know there's more to do." ""Brush and carry Edgar." Now, who the devil's Edgar?" "(CHITTERING)" "Toto, I'm still on my lunch break." "(SIGHS, EXHALES)" "Toto?" "Toto?" "Now, where did that chimp go?" "Oh!" "Clarence." "Clarence, which way did Toto go?" " (GROWLS)" " Oh." "Thank you." "Pup." "Paul." "Brett." "Leonard." "Hello, Lisa." "Jeff, how are you?" "Edgar." "Edgar?" "!" "Edgar. "Brush and carry Edgar?"" "Marsh, can you hear me?" "Marsh, come in, please." "Eh, there's so many tracks, I can't tell a thing." "Ethel!" "Albert!" " (HEDLEY):" "Marsh, can you hear me?" " (CHITTERING)" "Ethel!" "Albert!" "(HEDLEY):" "Marsh, can you hear me?" "Thank you, Judy." "Yes, Hedley, I hear you." "What's up?" " (HEDLEY):" "Marsh, can you hear me?" " Yes, Hedley, I can hear you." " What's up?" "Hedley?" " (STATIC OVER WALKIE TALKIE)" "Eh, we're too far out." "We can hear but we can't transmit with this unit." " I wonder if it's urgent." " It's not as urgent as that." "Look." "Hmm?" "If Ethel goes near that herd, oh boy, Albert's just likely to follow," " and if he does" " Great." "(ENGINE REVVING)" "Out of range." "Brush and carry Edgar." "(HIPPOS BELLOWING)" "(GRUNTING)" " (BRAYING) - (GRUNTING)" "(BRAYING)" "There's just as many tracks as before." "Still can't tell anything." "Well, one thing for certain, they're following the stream." " Yeah." " Uh-oh." "That means there's a" "That's right, Paula." "Instinctively, Ethel knows that where that stream joins the river," " there's bound to be a herd." " You think Ethel will leave Albert?" "All we can do is hope that she won't." "What if she takes up with a female hippo?" "You know, she's never had a mother and she is lost and scared." "That's doubtful." "Don't forget, she and Albert have been inseparable for almost a year." "Well, you know the old saying, though." ""Birds of a feather flock together."" "There's also one about friends being loyal and true." " Let's just hope it applies here." " Come on, Judy." "(ENGINE REVVING)" "(GROWLING)" "Easy, Edgar." "Nice little fellow." "That's a good boy." "(CAMEL GROANING)" "(CHITTERING)" "My, what hairy legs you have." "Ooh, I'm sorry, I mean that very nicely." "Actually, my legs are a little hairy too." "(CHITTERING)" "(SIGHS) Thank goodness Marsh had you defanged, or whatever it is they call it." "(CHITTERING)" "There, there, there." " (GROWLING) - (CHITTERING)" "(HIPPOS BELLOWING)" "(BRAYING)" "(GRUNTING)" "(OVER RADIO)Sam calling Wameru." "Sam calling Wameru." "Come in, Officer Hedley." "Sam calling Wameru." "Come in, Officer Hedley." "Hedley here." "Sam, any further news of the leopard?" "(SAM):" "We saw him about an hour ago." "Still moving toward Wameru." "Towards Wameru, eh?" "Well, keep in touch and let me know." "(SAM):" "Will do, sir." "Out." "All right, Clarence, come along, and I'll put your food over there by the hammock." "(GROWLING)" "Come on, Clarence, I thought you were hungry." "Ah!" "Oil Myrtle, brush Edgar." "Silence, also in silence." "(BRAYING)" "(HIPPOS BELLOWING)" "(BRAYING)" "(GRUNTING)" "(BRAYING LOUDLY)" "(BRAYING)" "(BELLOWING)" "Ethel?" "Albert?" "Ethel?" "Albert?" "Oh, Dad, if Ethel's out there, we'll never be able to find her." "Well, maybe." "But frankly, I'm more worried about Albert." "At least we know Ethel will be taken care of." " Yeah." " Dad, what are we gonna do?" "We're just going to keep on looking and hope for the best." " The recorder." "It's in the truck." " Hm?" " Here, give me a hand, huh?" " What are you doing?" "Well, when Paula so sweetly banished Ethel and Albert to that pen," " I was working with Sarang, right?" " So?" "So the reason I got so upset was because Ethel was crying and getting all over my tape." "You mean you have a distress cry on that tape?" "Uh-huh." "I was so sore when I came storming down to the house to complain that I forgot to turn the machine off." "So we've got Ethel on the tape, if we can amplify her loud enough." " And Albert might hear it." " (JACK):" "That's the idea." "Yeah, but that's a battery-powered tape recorder." "Do you think you can amplify it loud enough?" "Well, it's worth a try." "Well, let's see, I have about half an inch of tape left." "Right here." "Let's see." " (ETHEL WAILING ON TAPE)" " That's it, a distress cry." " It's not loud enough." " That's all the volume I have." "They'll never hear it." "Why don't we hook it up to the bullhorn?" " Will it work?" " Yeah, it might." "It has its own amplifier and power supply." "Here." "(JACK):" "Hook this up to the bullhorn, tape down the trigger." " Here." "I'll hold it." " Ok." " Put it--Ok, that a girl." " (CHITTERING)" "(MARSH):" "Ok." "Ok, she's plugged in, trigger's taped down, let's give it a try." "Here we go." "(ETHEL WAILING OVER MEGAPHONE)" "That's loud." "Let's go." "Judy, take this up to the top of the truck." "Go on." "And hold on tight." "(WAILING OVER MEGAPHONE CONTINUES)" " (GROWLS) - (CHITTERING)" "Nice Clarence." "Nice, friendly, old Clarence." "(WAILING CONTINUES OVER MEGAPHONE)" "(GRUNTING)" "(HISSING)" "(BRAYING)" "(SQUEALING, BRAYING)" " (HISSING) - (BRAYING)" "(WAILING PLAYING OVER MEGAPHONE)" "(BRAYING)" "(RECORDING CONTINUES)" "Hold on tight, Judy." "There he is." "(TURNS OFF RECORDING)" "Come on, Albert." "Come on, Albert." " Come on, boy." " (PAULA):" "Albert, you're all right." "Good boy." "Attaboy." " Well, looks like our theory works." " Sure does." "Poor thing, he's confused." "He hears Ethel and all he finds is a chimpanzee and a bullhorn." " (JACK):" "Yeah." " Hey, let's keep him confused." " Jack, put that thing on record." " Well, why?" "Well, if Ethel's cry brought him back, maybe it'll work in reverse." "Maybe it will." "Come on, bring him back here." " Come on, Albert." "Come on, boy." " (BRAYING)" "Come on, Albert." "There we go." "Come on." "Come over here." "Come on up here." "Come on." " Oh." " Ok, Albert, you're on." "(BRAYING)" " You got it on full volume?" " Yeah." " Hold the mic closer." " (BRAYING)" " Don't give up now, Albert." " It's ok, we've got enough." "I'll play it back." "(BRAYING PLAYS OVER MEGAPHONE)" "(CHITTERING)" " Ok, let's give it a try." " Judy, back up on top." "Ok." "(BRAYING PLAYS OVER MEGAPHONE)" "(RECORDING CONTINUES PLAYING)" "Come on, Albert." "Stay with it." "I don't think Ethel could have come this far." "We must have overshot the mark." "I'm gonna turn around." "(MARSH):" "Jack, I'm gonna turn around." "Better hop off." "(JACK):" "Ok." " (MARSH):" "Ok?" " Ok." "(BRAYING CONTINUES OVER MEGAPHONE)" "Judy, take the horn over to the other side." "(RECORDING CONTINUES)" "(GRUNTING)" "(RECORDING CONTINUES)" " (GRUNTING) - (RECORDING CONTINUES)" "Easy, boy." "There she is." "Jack, we found her." "Here's your pal, Albert." "Ethel." "See, I told you it was your pal." " (BRAYING)" " Come on, Albert." "Albert doesn't recognize her unless she cries." "Well, how about that, huh?" "You know, I think if we had enough of the right kind of recordings, we could probably solve half the problems of the animal world." " (MARSH):" "Could be." " The tape's only a device." "They're together because of something inside of them." "Words of wisdom from the terror of the germanium patch." "The only thing I'm gonna do with my germaniums is feed it to them" " for a welcome home gift." " That's my girl." " Hm." " (SCREECHING)" "(BRAYING)" "(GROWLING)" "(GROWLING)" "Hedley, we found them." "Everything all right, Hedley?" " Hedley?" "Hedley, you all right?" " Hey, what's the matter with him?" " I don't know." " (JACK):" "Judy, get up." " (PAULA):" "Come on, Judy." " Hedley?" "Hey, easy, boy." " Up we go." " I think I need a spot of tea." "Uh, Hedley?" " (GROWLING) - (CHITTERING)" "I know it sounds unbelievable, but that's honestly what happened." "That's a little hard to believe, Hedley." "You mean you actually ended up giving the leopard a massage?" "That's right." "Now, if any of you ever tell anyone, especially my men" "Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, Hedley, 'cause, uh, nobody would believe us anyhow." "(HEDLEY):" "Well, it all goes to prove one thing." "Killer Slash is more legend than fact." "I'm gonna stop chasing him all over the bush from now on." " Good." " Hedley, you didn't tell us what you used to brush and carry Edgar." " Oh, this." " That's my toothbrush." "Well, it's a very minor annoyance to what I went through." "But Hedley, a toothbrush is a very personal thing." "Can you imagine what it would've been like if that spider hadn't been, uh, defanged, or whatever it is you do to them?" "(CHITTERING)" "Well, Hedley, uh, you see, we don't have spiders here at Wameru." " What are you saying?" " I mean I suppose we have some." "But it's not, you know, by choice, it's, uh" "Well, actually, the, uh, the tarantula that you were tickling with Jack's toothbrush, it, uh, it wasn't one of ours," " if you know what I mean." " Are you saying it wasn't defanged?" " It was... poisonous?" " That's about the size of it." "But I" "I think he's gonna faint!" "Get some black coffee, quick." "Rub his neck." " Hedley." "Hedley?" " Hedley, say something." "Hedley, will you start breathing again?" "Your mustache is turning blue." " Hedley." " Come on, old man." "♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪" "(English" " SDH)"