"*PENN ZERO-Part Time Hero* Season 02 Episode 01" "Title: "The Pirates, the Parrot, the Puzzles and the Talking Boats"" "PHYLLIS:" "Not long ago, two heroes fought to save Earth." "Most dangerous world imaginable is pushing in." "It's too strong!" "I Cannot close portal!" "Vonnie, We have to close it from outside!" "It's the only way to keep safe!" "He'll understand." "Take care of him, Phillis!" "Hi-Yaaaaa!" "PHYLLIS:" "To save our world from evil energy, they trapped themselves in lost dimension." "Broken shards from fabric of the most dangerous world imaginable were scattered across time and space, lost in the Multiverse, until yesterday." "See, is happy story." "Anyway, that kid over there having bad hair day, that is their son." "PENN:" "Oh, what is this?" "Ow!" "Penn return home with Shard..." "Aaaagh!" "..and for twenty four hour he has remained patient... ..while Phillis attempt to..." "Phillis, does it work?" "While Phyllis attempt to..." "Phillis, stop narrating." " Can you locate my parents?" " Am I going to get them back?" "I need to know now." "Now-now-now-now-now-now-now..." "No!" "It takes three shards to triangulte most dangerous... ..world imaginable." "So I am needing two more." "PENN:" "Two more?" "BOONE:" "Yep, it says right here on page eight." "How am I gonna find two more shards in the infinite multiverse?" "Relax." "I'm adjusting MUHU to detect when you're in world with shard." "But MUHU is not ready, so you go to work as normal." "( Sighs ) Yeah, okay." "Oh!" "Sure." "Fine." "It'll be normal, but Iwant to save my parents ASAP." "Don't stop to make any more professional-looking comic books, okay?" "Hey, you look, you buy." "( Beeping )" "Good luck." "Whoa!" "Look at this." "Nice threads." "Check out this view." "Nice beak." "( Squawks ) Save your insults." "Save your insults." "Ooh, that is annoying." "Once would've done the trick, Sash." "Now we just have to find Boone." "He's out there somewhere." "BOONE:" "Nope." "Down here, buddy." "I'm the boat." "And a whale." "It feels good." "Ha!" "Well, shiver my timbers." "I guess boats are alive in this world." "Oh, multiverse, what will you come up with next?" "Check the specs, Sash." "( Squawks ) Check the specs, Sash." "Check the specs, Sash." "( Sighs ) I'm annoying." "You are a good pirate, who must recover a treasure map from the fiercesome pirate Wood Beard." "Then find the treasure and get it safely away from him." "( Squawks ) Away from him." "Away from him." "( Giggles ) She sounds like a parrot." " Sounds like a parrot." " ( laughter continues )" "Hey, Sash, maybe with a bird's-eye view, you can spot Wood Beard's ship." "The sooner we be findin' ye olde treasure, the sooner I be savin' me parents." "You're not gonna talk like that the whole time, are you?" "Well, no, I don't have to, but I thought it might be fun." "I don't know why it's okay for you to talk like a parrot, and I can't talk like a pirate." "Pirate and parrot are practically the same word." "What noise do sharks make again?" " ( Growls )" " No, that's not it." "( laughs ) Sashi's a pirate." "Hilarious." "But we have the treasure map, and therefore, the advantage." "You never had the advantage, 'cause you know what?" "You're you." "I'll be taking the map and whatever self-respect you might have left." "( laughs )" "Huh?" "Huh." "See what it says here." "Thanks for the Map!" "(and your belt)" "Sincerely, a Better Pirate." "Belt?" "Okay. ( Chuckles )" "Boone, after that apparently much better pirate." "Go, go, go!" "After them." "♪ A whale-face boat and I'm floatin' free ♪" "♪ On the splishy-splashy sea ♪" "♪ And I chew on crew which is gross, and spills ♪" "♪ I hang out for all to see ♪" "♪ Splishy, dishy, wishy ♪" "♪ And a yo-ho fiddle-dee-dee ♪" "♪ I'm the one that wrote this sea shanty ♪" "♪ ... zero free ♪" "♪ We're hot on the tail of a scurvy ship ♪" "♪ Where they're drivin', we can't tell ♪" "♪ But we gotta get back that treasure map ♪" "♪ So the multiverse stay well ♪" "♪ Splishy, dishy, wishy ♪" "♪ Yo ho ho ♪" "♪ Splishy, dishy, splooshy ♪" "Yaar!" "♪ Splishy, dishy, yo ho!" "♪" "Oh, no, oh, no." "Waterfall, waterfall." "( Squawks ) Waterfall." "Who said waterfall?" "Did somebody say waterfall?" "!" "Wow!" "This is why boats should always brush and floss." "RIPPEN:" "This is our chance, Larry." "Ram them over the edge." "As you hit them," "I'll swing over and grab the map." "Wood Beard's coming right for us." " Follow me." " BIRDS:" "Follow me." "I hate that I sound like that." "( Birds squawking )" "Ooh, pretty." "RIPPEN:" "Larry, look out." "No!" "Last one in's a rotten shark." "Come down and show thy cowardly face, you..." "Beautiful lady?" "( Nervous giggle ) No." "( Stammering ) I wasn't gonna say that." "Because a pirate can't be female?" "Oh, no, no." "Pirates can be females." "Some of my best friends are lady... pirates." "( laughs ) Just messin' with you." "Thank you so much for saving our lives." "We owe you big time." "I'm Maria, and this is my boat Maria." "You both have the same name?" "Mm-hmm." "Can you say confusing much?" "Confusing much, confusing much." "The map's all yours." "I've always thought it was cool to break the law, but the way you guys chased us down and rescued us," "I am really impressed." "You have my respect, sir." "From now on, I vow to be like you, and fight on the side of good." "Well, honestly, I'm just really glad" "I could be an inspiration to you." "( Sighs )" "With your new attitude, ye will go far." "( Chuckles ) Uh, just pirate talk." "MARIA:" "I'll do my best to live up to your high standards." "MARIA SHIP:" "You guys are killin' it." "Especially the whale boat!" "You make it work from port to starboard, honey." "Mm-mm-mm." "Ah." "Feels good to make a difference, right, gang?" "Now, let's find that treasure so we can get home." "What?" "!" "She switched the treasure map for an ad for eyebrow enhancement!" "I don't need eyebrow enhancement!" "My eyebrows are one of my best features!" "She's going down." "Who's ready for some treasure?" "What?" "!" "Mama needs a new mast!" "( laughing )" "Hey, talking parrot." "You're really cool." "I could learn a lot from you." "Save your compliments for idiots." "( Squawks ) Idiots." "( Squawks ) Idiots." "Well... ( chuckles )" "Well, well, well." "Guess you can't find the treasure with half a map." "Advantage:" "Good guys." "Uh, that doesn't make sense." "You can't find it with half a map either." "Who is and who isn't making sense isn't important." "I've got one X and two riddles on my half of the map." "And I have two X's and one riddle." "And I have it goin' on." "How you doin', whale boat?" "How you doin'?" "Look, I think we should team up, okay?" "We can split the treasure." "Penn, what are you doing?" "You can't trust a pirate." "( Squawks ) Can't trust a pirate." "Remember Phyllis' pirate song?" "♪ Yo ho ho, yo ho ha ♪" "♪ Never trust a pirate, or he'll punch you in the jaw ♪" "Yes, I'm well aware of the pirate song." "But I can handle Maria." "You can definitely not handle me, but you got yourself a deal." "Climbing a waterfall is the hardest thing" "I've ever done." "Well, we're going to let those fools do all the work, then swoop in at the end and steal the treasure." "So relax." " Oh, great." " No!" "Boats should never lay down, even when they relax!" "I shouldn't have to tell you that!" "♪♪" "♪♪" "Carefully choose your path before you stride." "Let the first of these words serve as your guide." "( laughs )" "Ah." "Letters all over the ground." "Hold on." "Wait." "The clue says to be careful." "I've never been afraid of letters, and I'm not going to start now." "Okay, letters are terrifying." "Uh, you can stop holding me in your arms now." "What?" "Oh, ha ha." "W-Weird." "You know, I-I didn't I didn't even notice." "( Nervous giggle )" "All we gotta do is just step on the letters that spell the first word of the clue." ""Careful." Whoa!" "How's that pirate talk helping' you now?" "Uh-huh." "Takes a woman, don't it?" "Now who's holding who, Miss Who..." "Maybe we're thinking about the riddle too literally." "We need to think about this with a completely blank mind." "I'll do it." "Okay, going blank." "Now!" "( Reading clue )" "( words echoing )" "Okay, that's enough, disco letter monkey." "( laughs )" "Whoo hoo!" "Go, go, disco monkey!" "Yeah!" "Wait, wait." "You need to step on the first letter of each word." "Yeah, baby." "So we're just gonna ignore that he saw some monkeys." "Yeah, disco letter monkey." "Do the hustle!" "Do the bump." "Yeah!" "Good job, Boonie." "Yeah, disco letter monkey!" "Yeah, hey." "So we're gonna act like this isn't happening?" "Okay." "The treasure is a shell?" " Yeah, no thanks." " Hang on." "Maybe we can use it later." "Oh, yeah." "Definitely, definitely." "Whee!" "Water slide!" "( Laughing )" "They solved the first riddle." "Follow them from a safe distance, Larry." "Aye, aye, buddy." "Go around that whirlpool." " Lie down?" "Okay." " No!" "I very clearly said go around, not lay down!" "Sorry." "Sharks don't have ears." "Then how are you hearing what I'm saying right now?" "I don't think I am." "The fact that you just said that means you are listening." "Welcome to clue number two." "The puzzles are piling." "If you get the picture, treasure mountain you'll be climbing." "( Coughing )" "Sorry." "Can I get some hot tea?" "Ah!" "Well, we should be able to make short work of these next two clues." "I was always good at puzzles, even when I was little." "What?" "!" "So perhaps we should start by finding the corner pieces." "( Sashi snoring )" "All right." "We gotta be close to finishing this puzz..." "Oh, no, there is so much more puzzle!" "Stupid puzzle pieces!" "Stupid mission, stupid puzzle mission!" "Ah!" "I suppose it's fair to say I have a slight issue with being impatient." "It's really hard to deal with sometimes." "You wouldn't understand." "You might be surprised." "We all have issues." "I've never told anyone this before, but..." "I used to be part of a pirate team." "We tracked down a treasure chest full of valuable pirate trading cards, including a rookie Seaweed Nancy." "Mint condition." "( sword unsheathing )" "But when it came time to divide up the haul, they ditched me, and that was the last time I trusted a human." "I trust talking boats, but that's it." "I promise I won't double cross you." "Not even for a Seaweed Nancy." "You might not get the chance." "It looks like we're gonna be stuck on this mountain of puzzle pieces for the rest of our lives." "Yeah." "Mountain of puzzle pieces." "Mountain of puzzle pieces!" "That's it!" "The clue says the puzzles are piling." "We just need to pile them up." "♪ I've seen so many miles, I've traveled many days ♪" "♪♪" "♪ But now I'm here with you ♪" "♪ We traveled in our way ♪" "♪♪" "♪ And we will build ♪" "♪♪" "♪ Our new tower high above ♪" "Okay, let's see here." "A music stand?" "And a note?" ""Get in."" "Okay." "At this point, I don't see why not." "♪ Come with me, climb with me now ♪" "Now what?" "♪ Come with me, I'll show you how ♪" "♪ We'll find our way past the clouds ♪" "♪ Climb aboard with me ♪" "Then I thought, why not start a business" " renting monkeys?" " Uh-huh." "Say a ball is stuck in a tree." "Boone, I'm guessing you're talking about monkeys again." "Knock it off and catch Penn." "( Yelling )" "I got 'em, I got 'em." "I don't got 'em." "SASHI:" "Oh, no, oh, no." "( squawks )" "You see what happens when you talk about monkeys all day?" "This is beautiful." "You had some seaweed on your shoulder." "It's gone." "Why did you close your eyes?" "Oh, uh, just because, uh, I have a condition where my eyelids are heavy, and weak, and I don't know why I'm talking right now." "Look." "That ride brought us to the last X on the map." "Add up all your clues, of which there are three." "Try to see what's not there, or all wet you will be." "Huh." "Well, there's an X, but nothing else." "PENN:" "Wonderful." "Stuck in a clam." "What a waste of time!" "Never gonna find... ugh!" "( Angry stammering )" "Hey, your childish freak-out worked." "There's hidden writing on this note." "I bet we're supposed to play this shell like a musical instrument." "Let's see." "I took piano for a short while." "( Clears throat )" "Yaar!" "That be me Jam." "( Belches )" "Yeah!" "We did it, Maria." "My impatience worked to our advantage, and you put your trust issues behind you, and you pulled a sword on me." "What?" "Sorry." "I have to double cross you before you double cross me." "But I'd never do that." "I like you... as a team mate." "Nice try, but I invented the "I like you as a team mate."" "I'll take that." "How did you get down here?" "Larry's been dumping me down whirlpools all day." "Luckily, the last one sent me here." "You'll never get out of here with that chest." "Fine." "Onward!" "I'm sorry." "I messed this up." "Hey, we can still fix this if we work together." "We're a good team, you and me." "No, we're not." "Aw, come on." "Rippen will screw up." "He's a terrible villain." "( Sighs )" "( seagull cawing )" "No." "Stupid locks!" "Stupid..." "Hey, a floating' bottle." ""The only way you'll open the treasure chest"" "is with the key, which I have." "Ha ha, ha ha." "Ha ha, ha ha." ""Ha ha..."" "The ha's go on for a while." "I'm going to skip ahead." ""Ha ha, ha ha."" "After Pirate Maria abandoned me," "I found the key, and reunited with Boone and Sashi," ""while Boat Maria went to look for Pirate Maria."" "Wait, they're both named Maria?" "It happens." "I have two aunts named Francine." "They're sisters." "Or are they the same person?" ""To settle this," "I challenge you to a duel."" "( laughs )" "Little does he know," "I spent three summers at dueling camp." "I even went back as a counselor." "Best summer of my life." "Larry ho!" "Hey, guys." "Nice hull, Boone." "What is that, redwood?" "Would you believe pine?" "I never felt so beautiful." "You look it." "Oh, come off it." "At best, he's a seven." "Penn Zero, let's do this." "If it is a duel you want, 'tis a duel ye will get." "Prepare to feel the wrath of Camp Blade Prancers." "( Mockingly ) Camp Blade Prancers?" "That's where you went to sword-fighting school?" "Yes, it is, and it's a terrifying name." "It's over. ( Cackling laughter )" "Victory at last." "Farewell, Penn Zero." " ( Hissing )" " An opossum?" "Looking for this?" "Ha ha!" "Didn't see that coming, did ya?" "Well, no matter." "A Blade Prancer always carries a back-up sword." "( Yowling )" "You're lucky I came back." "RIPPEN:" "I'm a terrible pirate." "And had access to small mammals." "I had a plan." "We put Sashi under my hat." "( Squawks ) Under my hat, under my hat." "Are we done yet?" "Come back, kitty." "I'm allergic as well." "Whoa!" "Larry, help." "Swallow you?" "Okay." "Larry, why would I say that?" "You have ears." "That's finger-lickin' Rippen." "Well, I'm glad you came back." "Me, too." "You really taught me that being part of a team is worth the risk." "I like you." "( Stammers )" "Well, thanks." "Thank you." "Just so you know, I like you, too." "And I'm tied up." "Oh, not again!" "No!" "I meant everything I said, but I'm still a pirate." "Eat my dust, everybody." "Well, technically, there's no dust in a world covered in water, but eat it anyway." "Shout out!" "Hey, lover boy." "Snap out of it." "Lover boy?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Good news, lover boy." "Next time you're in world with shard," "MUHU will glow green." "All right." "One step closer to Mom and Dad." "Oh, come on!" "Why?" "!" "I'm serious." "Why did my pants fall down just then?" "( Gasps )" "♪ Come with me, I'll show you how ♪" "♪ We'll find our way past the clouds ♪" "♪ Climb aboard ♪" "♪♪" "♪ With me ♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪ Climb aboard with me ♪" "♪♪" "♪♪ Synchronized by srjanapala"