"MAN:" "Okay, everybody." "We've got a ton of great prizes up here." "Tickets are only four for a dollar." "Come on." "Step up and get in the running." "You can win a gift basket, win a steak dinner... or you can win yourself a cherry pie." "You really want that pie, huh?" "That smells delicious." "Yes, ma'am." "It's good pie." "MAN:" "You could win this lovely gift basket, make you look pretty, smell good... or a steak dinner." "Excuse me." "Looks like you've got some competition." "[lightly tense instrumental music]" "And, last but not least... we have a heavenly, homemade cherry pie." "And the winner is... five-two-six-three." "That's me!" "MAN:" "Come up here, young lady." "MAN:" "There you go." "Homemade cherry pie." "Listen, if you need any help finishing this, you let me know." "[Both laughing]" "folks, that's it." "[lightly suspenseful instrumental music]" "VAN RANKEN:" "Give me that pie." "WOMAN:" "What are you doing?" "VAN RANKEN:" "Don't make me hurt you." "Just give me that pie!" "[Woman screaming]" "[Car horn honking]" "[Fast-paced tense instrumental music]" "[Theme music]" "Her wallet was still full of cash." "These guys just wanted this car." "Is that mace?" "Yeah." "We just found an empty canister." "She must have put up a hell of a fight." "Good for her." "Who called Monk?" "They're not here for a job." "They're just here to pick up a cheque." "The HazeIwood case." "RANDY:" "Looking for this?" "SHARONA:" "Thanks." "MONK:" "What happened here?" "CAPTAIN:" "Just a carjacking." "A woman was killed." "We can handle it." "They didn't take her purse?" "CAPTAIN:" "Just a punk kid out for a joyride." "Look, we're going to try to crack this one ourselves... just for the novelty of it, okay?" "It doesn't make any sense." "Why this car?" "It doesn't even have a tape player." "It runs." "It's a convertible." "That's all the reason they need." "CAPTAIN:" "Oh, no." "MONK:" "What?" "CAPTAIN:" "It's nothing." "MONK:" "What is it?" "CAPTAIN:" "It's just the barricades are a mess." "They're uneven." "You're trying to get rid of me." "No, I'm not." "CAPTAIN:" "Look at the one on the right, in the ditch." "I know what you're doing." "It's not gonna work." "The one in the middle is all farkakteh." "Excuse me." "[cell phone ringing]" "hello?" "No, I'm Sharona, his assistant." "Who is this?" "Hold on." "Adrian, you have a brother?" "[slow instrumental music]" "No." "I'm sorry." "You must have the wrong Adrian Monk." "CAPTAIN:" "How old was she?" "RANDY:" "Sixty-five." "[cell phone ringing]" "Don't answer it." "Just don't answer it." "I might have a brother." "SHARONA:" "You said you were an only child." "I consider myself an only child." "We're not close." "He has issues." "Your brother has issues?" "Don't you people have work to do?" "There's a dead woman over there." "[cell phone continues ringing]" "[Phone ringing]" "MONK:" "Ignore it." "Just ignore it." "MONK:" "He'II stop, eventually." "MONK:" "He has to sleep." "SHARONA:" "What's his name?" "Ambrose." "[Phone ringing]" "What does he do?" "He writes instruction manuals for blenders and toaster ovens." "He lives in Tewkesbury." "He lives 10 minutes away?" "If you don't pick up the phone, he's just gonna come over." "No." "He can't." "He never leaves the house." "He has agoraphobia." "I told you." "He's...." "[whistling]" "When was the Iast time you spoke to him?" "About four years ago, maybe five." "[Phone continues ringing]" "Was it four or five?" "Six." "Seven." "Look... he didn't come to Trudy's funeral." "You just said he can't leave the house." "He never called, or wrote." "Not one word." "Did you call him?" "Yes, 100 times!" "Never picked up the phone." "SHARONA:" "Maybe he's calling to apologise." "MONK:" "It's too late." "I don't need him." "I think you do." "Don't!" "hello?" "Is this Ambrose?" "Hi." "I've heard so much about you." "Okay." "Just hold on one sec." "He wants you to come right over." "He says it's very important." "I don't care!" "He says it's life or death." "[slow instrumental music]" "SHARONA:" "Wow." "This is where you grew up?" "MONK:" "Are you surprised?" "No, I just always pictured something different." "Like what?" "I don't know." "Like a laboratory." "Was that your swing set?" "My father put it up when I was eight." "It's probably the happiest day of my Iife." "Looked like fun." "I wouldn't know." "You never used it?" "I mean, look at it." "It's a deathtrap." "But it was fun watching him put it up." "He must have been disappointed." "He was used to it by then." "Two months later, he went out to pick up some Chinese food... and never came back." "Sorry." "Is that him?" "Okay, Iet's go." "SHARONA:" "What?" "I waved at him." "He waved at me." "That's enough for one decade." "Adrian, you can't leave." "He's your brother." "Come on." "hello, Adrian." "Ambrose." "This is my assistant, Sharona." "Hi." "hello." "We spoke on the phone." "So you can dial a telephone!" "I was worried." "I thought you might be paralysed or something." "I wasn't paralysed." "I was being sarcastic." "You were being sardonic." "Sarcasm is a contemptuous, ironic statement." "You were being mockingIy derisive." "That's sardonic." "please, come in." "Oh, God." "You didn't have to clean up just for us." "Hey, did you write this?" "Yes." "I have this answering machine." "This is a very good manual." "AII the steps are very clear." "I'm sure you noticed the typo." "SHARONA:" "No." "AMBROSE:" "It's on page 42." "[Speaking in German]" "It should read...." "You wrote the German part, too?" "MONK:" "Ambrose can speak seven languages." "Seven and a half." "I'm teaching myself Mandarin." "That'II come in handy." "Here." "I picked up your mail for you." "Thank you." "You know, I really like that catalogue." "Can I have one?" "They sent you two of them." "I'm sorry?" "No." "They're identical." "I save all my mail." "When Dad comes back, he'II want to see his mail." "MONK:" "Ambrose." "AMBROSE:" "It'II be all ready for him." "MONK:" "He's not coming back." "AMBROSE:" "You don't know." "Yes, I do." "You don't know everything!" "AMBROSE:" "Mr. Great Detective!" "Why aren't you out there looking for him?" "'Cause I'm afraid I might find him." "Adrian, is that you in the photo over there?" "MONK:" "That's me." "SHARONA:" "You're not touching." "MONK:" "actually, that's as close as we ever got." "SHARONA:" "Is that your mom?" "She's beautiful." "She was." "We lost her in 1994." "So, Adrian, are you still living on Pine Street?" "Yeah, he has a great apartment." "You should come by sometime." "AMBROSE:" "I can't." "MONK:" "Ambrose, don't say you can't." "AMBROSE:" "I can't." "MONK:" "You can." "You choose not to." "That's easy for you to say." "You've always been the fearless one." "MONK:" "Here it comes." "AMBROSE:" "You should've seen him." "Going into stores and buying things all by himself when he was 15." "AMBROSE:" "Driving a car when he was 24." "Going out on dates with women... at 26 years of age." "He's a regular EveI KnieveI." "So, anyway, Ambrose... what am I doing here?" "believe it or not, I need your help." "Something happened two nights ago." "It's my next-door neighbour." "His name is Pat Van Ranken." "What happened?" "I'm 85%to 90%sure he killed his wife." "[Tense instrumental music]" "That's his house." "You can see it out the window." "His wife, Rita, is a friend of mine." "She comes over and makes me dinner sometimes." "Is this your old bedroom?" "SHARONA:" "Wow." "How does it feel to be in here?" "horrible, thank you for asking." "You like The Who?" "The what?" "SHARONA:" "The rock band, The Who." "You have their album." "Oh, yeah." "AII the kids enjoyed the rock-and-roII singing groups." "SHARONA:" "And the 49ers?" "MONK:" "Now they were a great band." "They're a football team." "I know." "You were just trying to fit in, weren't you?" "No." "Yes." "This might be the saddest room I've ever seen." "AMBROSE:" "Anyway, Adrian, two nights ago..." "I heard them fighting." "They were really screaming." "But then I heard gunshots!" "Are you sure?" "Four shots." "It sounded like a Lane and Westing 9mm." "Lane and Westing doesn't make a 9mm." "They did until 1992." "I know that gun." "I wrote the manual for it." "Three hours later, he drove away in his pickup truck." "He was gone all night." "The next day, I called the house." "Rita wasn't there." "Pat said she was in Argentina visiting her sister, which was news to me." "When I mentioned that I saw him leave, he denied it." "He said it was impossible... his truck's been broken all summer." "He called me a lunatic." "[Scoffs]" "Did you call the police?" "No." "They no Ionger respond to my complaints... because I call them more often than I should." "I'd Iike to complain to them about it... but they no Ionger respond to my complaints." "When was the Iast time you saw the wife?" "Three days ago." "She borrowed a bag of flour." "She was baking pies for the town." "It's their big centennial celebration." "What do you think, Adrian?" "Yeah, you might be on to something." "really?" "Yeah." "I'II look into it." "Let's go." "SHARONA:" "He'II look into it." "What are you doing?" "What's that for?" "For making my family seem normal." "Okay." "Are you really gonna look into it?" "No." "He's delusional." "He is the worst eyewitness in the world." "But he heard gunshots." "Sharona, the whole town's been celebrating all week." "It was probably some kid setting off firecrackers." "At least you two are talking again." "I'm glad you enjoyed it, because that's it." "I am never setting foot in that house again." "I have my own problems." "really?" "I never noticed." "Now you're being sardonic." "[lightly suspenseful instrumental music]" "SHARONA:" "What?" "What is it?" "MONK:" "Van Ranken's pickup." "He told my brother it hadn't been moved all summer... but look at the grass in front of the truck." "It's brown." "The truck's been moved." "[doorbell rings]" "Coming." "SHARONA:" "Mr. Van Ranken?" "VAN RANKEN:" "That's right." "Hi." "I'm Sharona FIeming." "This is Adrian Monk." "Monk." "From next door?" "No, he's my brother." "You almost gave me a heart attack." "That guy hasn't left the house in, what, 20 years?" "Thirty-two." "My wife knows him." "What is he, scared of stuff?" "Yes." "He's scared of stuff." "Stuff and things." "What can I do for you?" "My brother loaned your wife a bag of flour... and he sent us over to pick it up." "VAN RANKEN:" "Yeah, sure." "Come on in." "SHARONA:" "Thanks." "Is your wife here?" "No, you missed her." "She's in Argentina." "Her sister's sick." "We were thinking about doing some hiking later." "What is that MeIvone State Park like?" "Is that nice?" "It's beautiful." "How'd you know I was up there?" "There's a parking permit on your pickup truck." "Is that right?" "I guess you couldn't have had too much fun, though." "According to the permit, you got there just before closing, 9:43 p.m." "That's true." "It was a longer drive than I thought." "well, Iet's find that flour." "Excuse the mess." "I was just cleaning up." "I don't know where she put it." "Is that a shoe?" "Yeah, it's my wife's." "Guess she decided she didn't like them." "It's funny there's only one." "They usually come in pairs." "[lightly suspenseful instrumental music]" "VAN RANKEN:" "What are you doing?" "I was just looking for that other shoe." "It must be around here somewhere." "They really should be together." "You know, they're a pair." "I'm sure it'II turn up." "When it does, could you give me a call?" "It'd mean a Iot to me." "Yeah." "I'II do that." "There's the flour." "Thank your brother for me, won't you?" "VAN RANKEN:" "I guess that's it." "I don't want to keep you." "I'm sure you don't." "Whatever happened, happened in the kitchen." "He's been bleaching the floor." "And he went to the state park, maybe to bury something." "Yes." "He was parked by the southern entrance." "SHARONA:" "How do you know that?" "It's obvious." "Why don't you tell her, Adrian?" "The yellow acorns on his truck... which can only mean he was parked under a spotted oak tree..." "SHARONA:" "Wow." "...which are found... near water." "So that's near the river, by the southern entrance." "Wow!" "please stop saying "wow."" "This detective stuff is easy." "Looks like you've got a new partner." "Yeah, for any crime committed within 30 feet of this property." "So what do we do now?" "At this point, it's just your word against his." "MONK:" "I don't know." "Where's he going?" "Let's find out." "[Tense instrumental music]" "Come on." "He's heading downtown." "SHARONA:" "Ambrose, come with us." "Me?" "No." "You're just gonna hide in this house for the rest of your life?" "That's my plan, yes." "Come on." "Take my hand." "Just to the end of the driveway." "You can do it." "Come on." "SHARONA:" "Come on." "[Fast-paced tense instrumental music]" "SHARONA:" "Come on." "AMBROSE:" "I can't." "Ambrose, you know what?" "Adrian's scared, too, all the time." "SHARONA:" "He doesn't let that stop him." "Now you tell me, what does he have that you don't have?" "He has you." "[people chattering]" "He never apologised." "Did you notice that?" "He's trying his best." "The man's in pain." "Yeah, well, who isn't?" "How can somebody not call for seven years... and then just act like nothing happened?" "Are you gonna stay mad at him forever?" "No, not forever." "Just until I die." "There he goes!" "VAN RANKEN:" "Potato sack race?" "WOMAN:" "It's all filled up." "What?" "No, you can't be." "I have to be in this race." "Here's the thing:" "We're all out of sacks." "VAN RANKEN:" "That one?" "WOMAN:" "It's ripped." "I don't care." "I'II take it." "Racers, grab your potato sack." "On your mark, get set, go!" "[people cheering]" "[people groaning]" "What's he doing?" "He's trying to win that radio." "[people cheering and clapping]" "First prize is this brand-new stereo boom box." "Here you go, sweetheart." "[people groaning]" "We're gonna get you a new one." "And the second prize is this delicious homemade cherry pie." "Who came in second?" "Right here." "Here you go, sir." "Bon appétit." "[suspenseful instrumental music]" "[Sharona gasps]" "What's he doing?" "He's looking for something." "That's why he tripped." "He didn't want to win the race." "He was trying to come in second." "He wanted the pie." "Why?" "well, obviously, he...." "You see, Sharona, what happened was...." "I have no idea." "I guess he didn't like the pie." "He was looking for something." "Something inside the pie?" "Wait a minute." "Cherry pie." "Yes, cherry pie." "It's cherry!" "You can see it's cherry!" "There was something about a cherry pie in the paper three days ago." "What is this?" "Every newspaper since 1972." "I am as God made me." "It's only three days ago." "WouIdn't it be near the top?" "AMBROSE:" "I have my own system." "MONK:" "What system is that?" "You wouldn't understand." "AMBROSE:" "Here it is." "Right here." "Here." "SHARONA:" "The carjacking?" "Oh, my God." "We were there, remember?" "Yeah, I know." "Doesn't that label say "cherry pie"?" "SHARONA:" "Yes, it does." "It says "cherry pie." How did you remember that?" "It's a gift... and a curse." "My God." "Adrian, this is" "Wait a minute." "I think she was killed for a pie." "So, this is where you guys grew up?" "That's right." "What's with the filing cabinets?" "mail." "mail?" "Thirty years' worth of mail." "Okay." "That makes sense." "Not to me, but" "So, Captain?" "What do you think?" "About your pie theory?" "Right." "The wife baked three pies, cherry pies, for charity." "MONK:" "They'd been giving them away all weekend." "There's something in them, or something inside one of them." "Something worth killing for." "I have your coffee, Captain." "CAPTAIN:" "Thank you." "CAPTAIN:" "Why is it numbered?" "Mother numbered all the mugs." "So we'd put them back in the right order." "Of course she did." "What did she do if a mug got broken?" "AMBROSE:" "What?" "CAPTAIN:" "What happened if a mug broke?" "Number nine, it slipped, I couldn't help it." "Not now." "It was not my fault." "I'm sorry." "It was not my fault." "Did you see the crime-scene photos?" "Yes, I did." "And?" "And you're right, there was no pie." "But I Iike to have more than lack of pie when I go to the Grand Jury." "Does he own a gun?" "Yes, he does." "9mm?" "Yes, it is." "But he is a retired army sergeant, and most veterans have guns." "plus he lied about his pickup truck." "And the one shoe in the garbage." "His wife is missing." "You want to talk about facts?" "Here's a fact for you:" "On Thursday night, Van Ranken's wife flew to Buenos Aires." "I checked with the airline." "She purchased the ticket personally, and she boarded the plane." "It might have been a girlfriend with a fake ID." "Yes, he was definitely fooling around." "I saw him in the backyard, making phone calls on his cell phone." "There you go." "Is that it?" "Is that it?" "AMBROSE:" "You're leaving?" "CAPTAIN:" "I have to go." "I'II sniff around." "That's all I can do without real evidence." "MONK:" "Captain, Iook-- CAPTAIN:" "It was a pleasure meeting you." "It certainly answered a few questions, but it raised about 100 more." "Here." "That goes between five and seven." "I'II see myself out." "Listen to me." "Wait a second." "CAPTAIN:" "I'm late for dinner." "call tomorrow." "MONK:" "Wait." "AMBROSE:" "Bye, Captain." "CAPTAIN:" "Bye-bye!" "[Sharona gasps]" "SHARONA:" "Oh, my God!" "You guys, look at this." "SHARONA:" "Here's the schedule for the charity events with a list of prizes." "There are three homemade pies being given away." "At the raffle, the potato sack race" "And number three?" "They're giving it away tomorrow." "You play bingo?" "No." "Is it fun?" "It's a Iot of fun." "You're gonna hate it." "ANNOUNCER:" "And our next number is.:" "G-47." "MONK:" "Sharona, look who's here." "SHARONA:" "What a small world." "SHARONA:" "Let's sit here." "ANNOUNCER:" "N-39." "ANNOUNCER:" "B-7." "You wanna rub my lucky troll?" "It's good luck." "No, thank you." "Go ahead." "Rub the troll." "No, thank you." "I've been rubbing trolls all day." "If you don't rub the troll, it is bad karma." "Just rub the man's troll." "I don't want to." "He's never gonna shut up if you don't rub his troll." "ANNOUNCER:" "O-73." "What are you doing?" "Not so hard." "What the hell are you doing?" "ANNOUNCER:" "And our next number is G-56." "You don't have anything." "I'm doing great." "I'm only two away on this one." "Where's your markers?" "I don't need them." "ANNOUNCER:" "And our next number is..." "O-68." "l-21." "[Tense instrumental music]" "O-72." "O... seven..." "ANNOUNCER: two." "VAN RANKEN:" "Bingo!" "[Crowd groans]" "VAN RANKEN:" "Bingo!" "ANNOUNCER:" "We have another winner." "I'II save you a piece." "Sharona, are you sure you called the captain?" "Yeah." "I know what Van Ranken's been looking for." "I know what's in that pie." "MONK:" "Captain!" "Here!" "He's trying to get rid of the evidence!" "In the pie!" "Officer, I'd Iike to file a complaint." "These two have been harassing me all weekend." "RANDY:" "Sir, could you put the pie on the truck?" "VAN RANKEN:" "What?" "RANDY:" "You heard me." "Put the pie down and step away from the pie." "I Iive next door to his brother." "They're both nuts." "I know they are, sir." "please put the pie on the truck." "please." "Monk?" "Okay." "Here's what I think happened." "MONK: [Voiceover] Last Thursday, Rita was baking three pies for the town centennial." "She probably put them on the counter to cool." "Her husband came home." "They had a fight." "Maybe Pat was threatening to leave." "Who knows?" "But there was a struggle." "My brother said he heard four shots from a 9mm pistol." "If that's true, the shells were ejected from the gun as he fired." "They must have gone flying all over the kitchen." "At some point, he was interrupted." "It was someone from the town coming by to collect the pies." "Hi." "The pies, right?" "Okay, just wait one second." "I'II get them." "Wait here." "Bye." "MONK: [Voiceover] Later, when he started cleaning up the kitchen... he got the shock of his life." "One shell casing was missing." "The gun is registered, so if anyone had found that casing... it wouId have been easily traced." "It wasn't in pie number one or pie number two." "It has to be in here." "Mr. Van Ranken, we'd Iike permission to search your pie." "What?" "please don't make me say that again." "What if I say no?" "RANDY:" "Then we hold you here as a material witness until we get a search warrant." "For a pie?" "For a pie." "Sharona, would you do the honours?" "actually, this is one of my fantasies." "Except it's not a pie, and you're not in it." "will you shut up?" "well?" "It's not in here." "What?" "MONK:" "Right there, right?" "Sharona?" "Adrian, it's not in here." "But, Sharona...." "Mr. Van Ranken, the Department would Iike to...." "We'd Iike to buy you a new pie." "RANDY:" "I don't understand." "usually when he gives the whole summation thing, it's all over." "We get to go home." "What is with you and these cherry pies?" "Captain, I'm telling you" "What is this?" "Some kind of sibling rivalry between you and your brother?" "No." "CAPTAIN:" "Don't call us, we'II call you." "Lieutenant, get in the car." "So the pie was empty?" "That's right." "Is that it?" "Gonna give up?" "There's nothing else I can do." "Thanks for believing me." "Or at Ieast pretending to." "You going to stay?" "No, I can't." "I made Dad's favourite: pasta primavera." "Ambrose, I have to go." "Wait." "Sharona's waiting." "He's not coming back." "You're probably right, but just in case...." "Maybe I'II see you next week." "I don't think so." "Take care of yourself." "I Iove you." "MONK:" "Don't... say that." "Don't you say that." "I'm no expert, but I know that people who love each other... who care about each other, don't go seven years without calling." "especially when I needed you most, after Trudy." "You think I didn't call because I didn't care?" "Then why?" "What happened to you?" "Do you know why Trudy was in that parking garage on the day she died?" "What are you saying?" "It was because of me." "You?" "She was doing me a favour." "I needed cough medicine." "I called her." "I asked her to go to the drugstore for me." "Don't do this." "She wouldn't have been in that garage if it wasn't for me." "It was me, Adrian!" "It was me!" "AMBROSE:" "It was my fault!" "MONK:" "No." "AMBROSE:" "Adrian, it was my fault!" "MONK:" "No, it was not your fault." "MONK:" "No, you couldn't have-- AMBROSE:" "I'm sorry." "MONK:" "It was not your fault." "AMBROSE:" "I'm sorry." "Oh, God, no." "Don't." "It was not" "Adrian, it was my fault." "It was not your fault." "[Monk shushing]" "I'm sorry." "It was not your fault." "Okay, so, I'm here." "She's over here." ""Where do you think you're going?"" "Okay, you're Rita, and you're baking three pies... taking them out of the oven." "She grabs this knife, right?" ""Rita, don't be stupid." "I'm warning you."" "No, not there." "That's where she kept the flour, remember?" ""Don't make me do it." ""Don't make me do...."" ""...something I'm going to regret."" "Bam!" "[lightly suspenseful instrumental music]" "Ambrose." "Hi." "I'm Pat Van Ranken from next door." "You loaned my wife a bag of flour, remember?" "I wonder if I couId borrow it back." "Borrow it back?" "Yeah, I'm making chili." "You don't use flour to make chili." "Open the door." "[Tense instrumental music]" "VAN RANKEN:" "Open the door!" "Open it!" "hello?" "The line's dead." "[Tense instrumental music]" "SHARONA:" "We'II meet you there." "The captain's on his way." "MONK:" "Can't you go any faster?" "SHARONA:" "Faster?" "My God, you must be really worried." "MONK:" "Oh, God, no." "MONK:" "call the fire department." "call 911." "SHARONA:" "Adrian, what are you doing?" "SHARONA:" "Where're you going?" "MONK:" "He's in there!" "How do you know?" "Sharona, he can't leave!" "Ambrose!" "AMBROSE:" "Adrian." "MONK:" "Ambrose!" "MONK:" "Ambrose, we've gotta get out of here!" "AMBROSE:" "I can't find number eight." "MONK:" "What?" "AMBROSE:" "I can't find number eight." "Where's number eight?" "Forget about the mugs!" "CAPTAIN:" "Get your hands up, Van Ranken!" "VAN RANKEN:" "Thank God you guys are here." "I saw the smoke." "Put your hands on your head." "Hands on your head!" "Turn around." "You might be interested to know we just found your wife's body... twenty minutes ago in the state park." "Can't wait to meet your girlfriend." "When does she get back from, where is it, Argentina?" "Come on." "MONK:" "Come on!" "AMBROSE:" "No." "MONK:" "Come on, Ambrose!" "AMBROSE:" "I can't." "You go." "I need you." "I can't lose you." "AMBROSE:" "You go." "MONK:" "Ambrose, please, for Trudy's sake." "[Siren wailing]" "[Both coughing]" "Oh, my God!" "Are you okay?" "I can't believe you went in." "I can't believe you came out." "I'm out?" "You're outside." "You're outside." "I'm outside." "Adrian..." "I'm outside!" "I knew you could do it." "My brother brought me outside." "Yeah, he did." "[Soft instrumental music]" "I think you've been looking for this." "He brought me outside." "AMBROSE:" "I'm outside." "Yes, you are." "MONK:" "You'II never guess who's here." "MONK:" "Go ahead, try to guess." "Give up?" "[sentimental instrumental music]" "Okay?" "Can I go home now?" "You want to stop and grab a bite first somewhere?" "I think I'd rather just go home." "Yeah, I thought you might." "AMBROSE:" "would you Iike to help me clean up?" "[Monk laughing]" "MONK:" "I thought you'd never ask." "MONK:" "Maybe we could start with the living room." "[Theme music]"