"Ah..." "Please pay attention" "If you do as I do" "Shout 3 times a day from morning to night" "This will eliminate your strain" "You'll sleep well once you feel relaxed" "When you sleep well, your skin will be beautiful" "Now, let's do it together once." "Come on." "Ah..." "Good, now let's begin the soft dance" "Hey, Wawa." "I'm tired, please take over the class" "Me again!" "Music, please" "Four more" "Three more" "Two more and last one" "Four more" "Three more" "Two more and last one" "Four and three..." "Help me get rid of it" "Cockroach" "Wawa" "Bonnie" "Where did they go?" "Why are all the lights out?" "It's so dark" "Miss Zeng Xiaoyu, please take 3 steps forward" "What are you doing?" "3 steps to the right" "Take your seat on the exerciser" "Okay, come out" "Happy birthday to you..." "Happy birthday to Xiaoyu" "Happy birthday to you" "Happy birthday, Xiaoyu" "Xiaoyu, you must have lots of programs for your birthday tonight?" "Of course" "Her movie star boyfriend Sima Yulong has prepared lots of programs" "It's natural that they want to be intimate" "I think Yulong would have prepared everything" "Oh, that Dirty Wang rang earlier he'll be here soon" "That Dirty Wang is using body building as an excuse but he actually wants to flirt" "You don't like Dirty Wang?" "Yes" "Of course" "He doesn't want to flirt with her" "You're teasing me" "You're too much" "Oh, being handsome is so troublesome, girls are throwing themselves at me" "Crazy" "Ladies," "I brought some good stuff here today" "Everyone ignores me?" "Forget it then" "Dirty Wang what good things would you have?" "I know you're a gossiper so I brought all the gossip magazines here" "Wanna see?" "Disgusting" "It's Xiaoyu" "Look" "Yulong and his girlfriends are indulging in the ball" "Xiaoyu, you're so proud" "I..." "I thought what's so great" "It's not the first time" "Who will report such petty issues" "I am just an ordinary person" "You're not" "This pair of stockings is very expensive" "It's over $1000 a pair" "You're a big spender" "Yes, there are French stockings" "Password, French stocking lady" "It's a gift from Yulong" "That expensive?" "I didn't know" "Dirty Wang" "If you don't exercise, we're going off" "I'm not here to exercise today" "I'm here to invite you to a party" "What's so great about going to party?" "I'll introduce someone to you" "And what's so great about that person?" "Brooke's height" "Anita Mui's voice" "Cherie Chung's tenderness" "Are you introducing a woman to us?" "I didn't say a woman" "If it's a man, you can keep it" "It's no use for me to keep" "If one of you can get him you'll get $3000" "Who do you think we are?" "I'm just betting with my colleague" "He is my good friend" "He has a good personality and well educated" "He has lots of houses and he is not gay" "But he never dallied with women" "I just want to test if he treats women as human" "I don't believe that we three single women will not attract him." "That's right." "What is his name?" "Lizhi" "This bastard why the hell doesn't he call?" "Yulong, I've still got something to wind up here" "I'll be back soon, wait for me at home" "Miss me?" "That's what I want" "If you can see me every time you miss me, you'll not miss me anymore" "Are you leaving?" "Ask Yulong if we could all go to Clearwater Bay Club later?" "Hey, would you be game?" "Nope" "He wants to enjoy with me at home" "I thought the phone was out of order just a while back" "No, I had it fixed already" "Yulong, bye bye" "It's fixed, it's okay" "Then I'll call my mom first" "You're such a big girl why do you need to call your mom?" "Others will laugh at you" "Yeah, we'll be late if we don't leave now" "Bye bye..." "Hey" " Xiaoyu" " Yulong" "I'll be waiting for you downstairs in a minute" "Yep, wait for me downstairs in a minute" "Ok, I'm coming down" "Yulong" "Why're you so slow?" "I rushed down right after your call" "It's beautiful" "Belt up or you'll be fined" "Where are we going?" "Go home, where else?" "Come in" "Why did you drive so fast?" "Time is precious" "We've all night" "I worry that we won't have enough time" "Come, go into the washroom" "Washroom?" "Come..." "Go in" "Yulong..." "This pile of clothes needs to be hand washed" "If you don't wash in the washroom then where to wash?" "Yulong, did you forget today I'm..." "Right, I've something for you" "Take a look" "Dear Xiaoyu," "Please buy these at the supermarket," "Odor cream, toilet rolls," "Playboy magazine, a bottle of champagne, two pieces of steak, mushroom pudding, two pink candles." "So he wants to create a romantic atmosphere" "Remember to buy all the things in the shopping list." "I'm going to the movie now, will be back at 10pm." "Don't forget that the steak must be medium done." "He remembers that I like medium done" "Yulong" "Did someone call you?" "She..." "Let me introduce" "Xiaoyu" "Monica" "Thanks..." "Monica" "Who can replace you, my dear" "Your maid doesn't look like a Filipino" "Fresh" "Fresh and medium done" "Xiaoyu, thank you" "Fresh" "Delicious?" "So overdone!" "A bit like you, old  wasted" "Where's the washroom?" "Oh, the French stockings gal" "Damn" "Xiaoyu, you go back home and sleep for now" "I'm rehearsing tomorrow's show with Monica tonight and don't want to be disturbed" "I'll see you when I'm free" "Wait, tell me do you remember what day is today?" "Wednesday, horse racing day" "What is it?" "I'll go in to get the cake for you" "You want to dump her" "What else can I do?" "Delicious?" "What are you doing?" "What is it?" "You want to hit me?" "Rehearsing, my foot!" "More like having fun, I'd say and asks me to do laundry at home" "Today is my birthday" "Listen to me" "Get out and you too" "And you sayin', my steak is old, are you implying that I'm old?" "Take off your stockings, clothes... come on" "I cannot cry, must not cry" "It's not worth crying for such a person" "I'll not shame myself" "I can look for another man" "I'm not that bad" "You go for a girl, I'll go for a guy" "I'll go to Dirty Wang's party now" "I'll go right now" "If you want to rob, look for someone else" "This is absurd" "Leave it all to me" "Dirty Wang" "Didn't you say there's another friend coming?" "Almost here" "You said before once get laid, everyone gets $3000" "You better keep your word" "You too don't go back on your words" "If you fail all of you give me a kiss" "Wishful thinking" "You'll lose for sure" "Do you know what's his nickname?" "The last Eunuch of China" "That girl is very pretty" "The one behind her is not bad too" "Damn, I can't stand it anymore" "Hey, Lizhi" "So late?" "Yes" "I'm afraid of women" "Why ask us to a party without women?" "There are many beautiful women inside" "Yes, lots of them" "You can have them, I'm going to the washroom" "Let's go in..." "General manager" "I entered the wrong washroom again" "How are you?" "When can we have a meal together?" "I'm on diet" "Invited you so many times, always turn me down" "Have a meal?" "Go to the movie?" "Or to the disco?" "General manager" "Never mind, call me Lui Chang Lan will do" "It's crowded here" "Really?" "Let's go in" "Don't you want to go in?" "No..." "Just checking if this fire proof board is sturdy?" "Calling me?" "Hang on" "Someone called you?" "Coming." "See you" "So many beautiful women" "I can't stand it anymore" "Didn't you go to the washroom?" "Almost fell into the hands of Lui Chang Lan" "What?" "That Femme Fatale had an eye for you you'll be in her hands sooner or later" "Nonsense" "Where's Dirty Wang?" "That side" "Lizhi is here" "He's good looking" "Wonder why he doesn't like women?" "Could be gay perhaps" "You'll have to find that out yourself" "You just need to let him hug you" "I'll go first" "You're here so late" "All the women have been taken" "Let's have a drink" "Bonnie, you go first" "Me?" "How?" "Throw yourself at him" "What?" "It must work" "There're so many blondes over there" "Lizhi will not be interested" "Come with me" "Ok..." "Sorry" "None of my business" "Damn" "Failed" "It's your turn" "Me?" "Second move, surely gonna work" "Sorry" "Right?" " Go" " Okay" "What's with you?" "Splashed it all over my face" "What are you doing?" "Sorry" "Are you insane?" "I'm getting my kiss for sure" "Don't be too happy" "Ready your $3000" "Sorry" "You needn't say sorry, I'm the one who should be sorry" "Please give me a hug now or..." "I'll yell, 'you're molesting me'" "What?" "I'm counting. 1, 2, mo..." "What do I get for hugging you?" "No pranks!" "You'll get into trouble" "Mo..." "You're really in for trouble" "Bitch, damn you" "What did you say?" "Sorry, nothing, sorry" "Bitch, damn you..." "Bitch, damn you" "Sorry..." "Bitch, go to the roof after dinner" "Take off all your clothes and wait for me" "Don't run" "Why is she so frightened?" "I said before, I can't be close to women" "I become possessed, once I'm close to women but you don't believe" "There are so many women here" "I better look for a place to hide" "Sorry" "No problem" "This person has a very strong evil air" "In a trap, I'm walkin' into the trap!" "Don't oppose your destiny we've been paired by god" "Where do you want to go?" "General manager, please behave, okay?" "Shout as you like, no one will hear you" "General Manager" "Don't come near me" "You..." "Can't, don't come over" "I'll shout for help" "Whatever you say is useless now" "I'm being humiliated, help" "You're wonderful" "No one has ever hit me like this" "Hit me again, come on, hit me" "You are sadistic" "Come..." "General manager..." "Tear off my clothes, pull my hair be rough on me, I like it" "Come on, hit me" "I like it, come on" "General manager" "I like it, keep hitting me" "Harder, rougher, that feels good" "Who did you get to frighten us?" "I also didn't know he was possessed" "Xiaoyu" "Xiaoyu, luckily you came a little late" "Or else you'd have been frightened by that monster" "Where's Yulong?" "Whatever you do but from now on, don't ever mention this name" "So serious?" "Thank you..." "Seems jilted" "Let's go" "Zeng Xiaoyu" "And who are you?" "You don't recognize me?" "I am Vegetarian Shen Zhi Hang" "Vegetarian?" "How do you do?" "You're quite handsome now" "You were like a nerd back in school" "Life is full of surprises" "Good is not necessary good" "Bad is not necessary bad" "You still talk Buddhist philosophy" "Still a vegetarian?" "I'm a Buddhist" "You look... sort of strange" "Of course, just separated with my boyfriend" "Let me see your hand" "That wasn't serendipity for you" "But there's something really strange" "Your lucky star and evil star are charted on the same course" "You became a fortune teller" "No, Xiaoyu." "You better listen to me" "Fortunately you'll soon meet your blissful spouse" "But along with it I see something calamitous" "You could be in grave danger you must be careful" "I'm already afraid" "Don't comfort me" "I don't feel good, excuse me" "Never mind" "It's been so long, she must have gone" "Locked" "Help" "Help, anyone outside?" "Hey, what's the matter?" "The lock is broken, I can't open" "Why don't you climb out from above?" "I did try" "My leg stuck when I fell and I can't pull it out" "Where did you get stuck?" "Where else can you get stuck in a toilet?" "Then try to pull harder" "If I can, I wouldn't have called for help" "Help me" "I'll go look for help" "Anybody?" "Please help" "All gone." "Anybody?" "Sir, they all left there's no one around" "The party is over, what should I do?" "Please call the police" "How about you try my method" "If it doesn't work, then call the police, ok?" "Okay." "What do I do?" "Count with me to breathe 1 to inhale, 2 to exhale" "You may feel a little pain in the beginning but just bear with it" "Exert more with every breath" "What method is this?" "Inhale and exhale" "Those in labor do it this way" "I've studied two years of nursing but I failed in the exam" "Come on 1 inhale, 2 exhale" "After every breath cycle try pulling out your leg" "Hey, what's happening in there?" "Sorry" "Are you the one who helped me?" "Do you see someone else?" "Thank you" "Forget it, I can't touch women" "I'll be possessed once I touch them" "See you" "Oh, no more see you." "Goodbye" "What a strange person!" "Hey..." "You don't have a ride?" "Do you think that truck belongs to me?" "It's not that I don't want to give you a lift, but..." "Forget it." "I better not depend on men anymore" "It's not that I don't want to give you a lift" "I really can't be close to women" "You just hope that you'll feel better" "I don't blame you, just go" "But don't say things that even children will not believe" "There's no street light ahead, it's dangerous" "Get in" "Where do you live?" "Bowen road" "If you want to frighten me you've achieved it" "Please drive slower" "Sit tight" "My car's possessed" "I wonder who is possessed" "What are you doing?" "Slow down" "I don't mean it" "Look, look" "It's driving itself" "Hit the brakes" "Brakes?" "Why is it going backwards?" "I don't know" "Attention" "There's a speeding car" "As if they own the road" "What should we do?" "What?" "Is it ghost festival?" "No way?" "Get out of the car" "The door's jammed" "Stop the car..." "Get out..." "I'm sorry to have you detained in the police station" "What you said back there, was it true?" "Beg your pardon?" "Didn't you say you'll be possessed once you get close to women?" "Of course it's true" "My love life is a total failure" "Girls are frightened away on the first date itself" "I'm spellbound, a jinx" "How so?" "One became lame after an accident" "One was hit on the head by a falling television" "One fell into the manure pit and yet another lost all her hair turned into bald head" "Is it the plot of a movie?" "In brief" "I'm going to be a bachelor my whole life" "I thought I'm unlucky but you're worst than me" "I think you better sit away a little" "If you're too close you'll catch my unlucky spell" "You'll bear all the consequences then" "What do you mean?" "Don't you understand?" "Two worms in spring" "What're you saying?" "What two worms in spring?" "Stupid" "You're teasing me" "Both of you are stupid ending up at the police station late at night" "Dirty Wang asked me to bail you out" "Where's Dirty Wang?" "He brought Wawa to the seaside but was pushed into the sea by her" "So stupid" "Why're you so happy?" "Does the police station smell nice?" "Let's go" "Let's go" "Come on" "Miss Zhang" "I think I better not take you home" "I understand." "I'll go back myself" "Don't know what to say" "I'm sorry" "I think you should pray more" "Good night" "Vegetarian, it's you" "I'll give you a lift" "How do you know I'm at the police station?" "That night I already knew you had an inexorable fate" "Really?" "It's weird" "Wear it" "What is it?" "Your inexorable fate has just begun" "Come what may... don't remove this five-color ribbon" "Say again" "Don't ask so much" "It's good to see you're safe" "We've been waiting since 6 am" "It is 5:50pm already and it's still not our turn?" "We are number 151" "We'll be the next" "I think waiting this way is not going to do us any good" "It's almost our turn, just a little longer" "The last client today" "Who is number 151?" "It's us" "Mrs. Li, you're here too" "Is Mr. Chen free?" "Certainly" "Since you're here, Mrs. Li we'll let you in first" "How can she jump queue?" "Miss." "You seldom come" "Mrs. Li is our big client so she does not need to queue up" "What do you mean by big client?" "Whenever Mrs. Li comes to have her fortune told she would give $3000 red packet yours is merely $50" "Understand?" "Ah Yu, that's enough" "It's because I'm generous in tips, no doubt but you two would just have to keep on waiting" "We'll go off after you're done" "I've been waiting for the whole day why not ask HER to wait?" "What's the big deal being rich?" "It's no big deal being rich but I can make you wait" "Since you're so unruly" "I'll make you wait" "Let it pass, stop quarrelling" "Why let it pass?" "I've promised myself to never allow myself to be bullied again" "If you don't let me in first" "I'll report to the consumer council" "What do you want to report?" "I'll report you jumping queue" "You sure that can be reported?" "They're willing to let me in first what can you do?" "This is nonsense" "Don't you know nonsense is the patent of rich folk?" "Let's go, Xiaoyu" "Or else we'll die from the stink of their money" "I won't leave, I want to see what she can do" "What is the problem?" "Mr. Chen" "This lady wants to fight with me to see you" "Why does this lady have such strong evil air?" "I've strong evil air?" "Right" "Those with strong evil air are either very ill or possessed" "I think you must have some amulet" "No wonder!" "You've the Buddhist amulet" "Don't take it off" "It could involve an inexorable doom but it will also bring happiness" "Strange, I don't quite understand" "What're you saying?" "You come again tomorrow morning" "I'll see you first" "I don't have that much time just see this old lady tomorrow" "I don't have evil air" "See when you'll get cancer" "Let's go" "Young girl, you're too willful" "It's better for her to die early" "Please come in, Mrs. Li" "Regarding your son," "I'm totally helpless" "Try your best to resolve for me" "It has been so many years hope that Zhangsan will let my son off" "Have tried many times" "You must understand how deep his hatred against your family is" "He endured 49 days of pain to become green-faced ghost" "All that to make sure your family has no descendent" "Such strong grievance!" "How can it possibly change?" "Please ask him out so that I can plead with him personally" "I'm old may be easy to invite him but hard to send him off" "It'll be troublesome if I can't control him unless you can find my brother's student Shen Zhi Hang" "But he is very busy" "It's not easy to find him" "Money is not a problem, I'm willing to pay" "You see, he is rich too" "He has affinity to Buddha since he was young" "A staunch vegetarian since birth" "To find him, you must have affinity to him" "Well" "I'll light a joss stick for Zhangsan" "What happened?" "It means he's not accepting it" "Then..." "In other words, as long as your son comes in contact with a woman, he'll die" "Why?" "Why is he unwilling to let my son off?" "Forget it, forget it" "I think I'll take a ferry back to Kowloon" "Silly" "Call this a modern blind date" "Be friends if you like else just ignore him" "That's right" "If he ignores me" "I'll dig a hole and burrow in" "Stop joking" "They're here" "We're friends, right?" "Then don't leave" "Friend, it's not worth being your friend" "Why didn't you tell me there are girls coming?" "You know very well I can't meet women" "You can't but we can" "That's right" "They're here" "What?" "You again?" "Who else can it be?" "I'm here with them to buy oyster sauce" "I have to go" "Yes?" "Banana peel, you might trip" "Please don't leave" "Dirty Wang" "Lizhi, you're not a man" "You've no integrity, courage nor ambition only foul smell" "What?" "You ask us to get Miss Zeng here, now that she's here and you ignore her" "What're you afraid of?" "I know what you want to say" "Miss." "Zeng, he wants you to stay and have fun with us" "Shut up, don't say anything that conflicts with your thoughts" "Miss." "Zeng, I'm representing him to ask you to stay" "Very well then" "Thank you" "You've proved something for me" "As the saying goes, Big chest no brains is wrong" "Yes" "That goes for chest small also no brain" "You are really overbearing, make way" "We're having BBQ at night" "How about a ghost story?" "Jokes are better" "All right" "Joke?" "Wait for me" "We'll wait for you" "Please hold this for me" "As I recall I once went to the Middle East alone, it was totally in an unfamiliar territory." "Went to a restaurant and ordered some food the food was served very quickly" "They don't use fork  knife nor chopsticks they used their hand to grasp squeezing the meat in their hands then put into their mouth" "And keep putting into their mouth" "Following their custom" "I too started eating with hand" "I suddenly felt discomfort in my tummy" "I immediately looked for a toilet it was not hard to find the toilet" "I sat on the toilet bowl immediately" "Oh dear, I looked around, there was no toilet paper" "What to do?" "Not to worry" "There was a small window nearby on which was written: 'When you're done stick out your hand'" "I thought that labor in Middle East is cheap must have asked children outside to wash your hands with water" "So I stuck out my hand  realized that the man asked the children to use two bricks..." "Clap and I..." "Using a decadent joke to scrounge" "Such trick is too old" "Any new one?" "Your pork chop is on fire" "What happened to you?" "Not sure if the food is well cooked or hygienic enough" "It's not the food... it's your mouth that is unhygienic" "Heaven punishes you" "What's with you?" "I've to get to the hospital" "The hospital is very far from here" "I still must" "Alright, we boys will take him you girls go back to the room and sleep" "Damn, where to get a cab at this hour?" "The cab will not come to such place" "Who's looking for a cab?" "Idiot" "Don't you have a tummy pain?" "You need new tricks to flirt with girls" "This trick is to play ghost and pretend tummy pain" "Play ghost to frighten the girls." "Don't count me in" "That's fine if you don't go but don't expose us otherwise, we're not friends" "I couldn't be bothered" "Take action" "The cards already discarded?" "Waiting for you" "Here, I win" "What happened?" "The voltage isn't stable in the outlying islands" "You're disturbing our peace you must die" "We've possessed all the boys" "This voice sounds familiar" "We're going to bite you" "We're the living dead and going to bite you" "Put down your things" "Here come the living dead" "Living dead" "We're the living dead" "Where have all the girls gone?" "They must have gone to the toilet" "Get lost, she is mine" "Run, hurry run" "He has possessed my body" "He wants my hands to touch your breast" "Let's see what happens with dog's blood on your head" "This is not black dog's blood, it's white dog's" "Hey girls, come on out" "You dare hit the ghost?" "Brothers, help" "Living dead, mind your own business" "You think there's no honor in being ghosts" "What ghost are you?" "How dare you possess Dirty Wang?" "Leave now" "Let me go, or I'll kill you all" "My mom said that when you're possessed, use a red chopstick to clamp your middle finger and it'll go away" "I won't leave, your mom lied to you" "Gone yet?" "Gone..." "Are you sure?" "What do you mean?" "My voice is normal, see" "In one film I saw that a ghost can impersonate others" "I must do an experiment to test" "No, I'm not playing anymore" "Give him to drink incense ash if he's a ghost, he'll spit it out" "Drink it up" "Oh no" "Why did you spit it out?" "Yes" "Are you crazy?" "Anyone will spit such things out" "All spit out means the ghost's not gone yet" "What then?" "There's no choice" "For our safety we have to sacrifice Dirty Wang" "Let's use a wooden stake to pierce his heart" "Stop joking, I'm not playing anymore" "I played ghost to frighten you" "Play ghost?" "I want you become ghost" "Shall we go in to save Dirty Wang?" "I fear that we will get hurt when we go in" "Don't try to play a trick on me" "Crazy" "How dare you steal my green bean soup?" "Kill you, kill you" "Stop playing" "Victor is really possessed" "Do you think we're idiots?" "No, it's true" "Ignore him, let's go to sleep" "Untie me, it's the real ghost" "I don't want to play anymore" "Oh no!" "What're you doing?" "I wanted to press the girls instead, I'm pressed by a ghost" "Don't touch me, I've AIDS" "What's all the noise?" "Let them fight among themselves" "No, I must go have a look" "What is it?" "Why're you still playing?" "Ghost, here again" "Ghost?" "What ghost?" "If there's one, must be you" "Sure looked like one" "Where did you find this pig tongue?" "Lizhi" "Are you done yet?" "What is it?" "At least you're human" "Those three are not giving up yet" "I'm not playing anymore" "I'll beat you up if you disturb again" "How come he bumped so far?" "You have palm wind" "Dirty Wang has had enough torture" "Really?" "It's past 4 am, have some rest" "I don't feel like sleeping anymore" "In that case since it's almost dawn let's go watch sunrise by the seaside" "Sit here" "The first time I watched sunrise was when I had gone camping with friends." "I was 13 then" "I thought it's romantic to watch sunrise" "I was so excited that I couldn't sleep the whole night" "Finally when I saw the sunrise" "I thought it's just so so" "Why did you come then?" "This time it's just the two of us" "You had said something about being possessed n' all" "How come it's not so today?" "Yes, even I feel strange about it" "You're the first woman that I'm close to and nothing has happened this time" "How old are you?" "Then you're still a..." "Still what?" "Oh, nothing" "I have a feeling this is a very good beginning" "Today's weather will be fine" "Yes" "A pity there's a dark cloud on the horizon" "Vegetarian, it's you" "What a pleasant surprise!" "I was in the vicinity to read feng shui for someone" "I've got to head back" "Let me introduce" "Meet my friend Lizhi my schoolmate Shen Zhi Hang" "How do you do?" "Evil spirit, why don't you step back?" "What're you doing?" "Quiet" "You're blocked by a person" "His evil air is very strong" "He will pester you for life" "What person?" "A woman?" "A Yin person" "Yin person?" "Meaning a dead person" "In conventional terms, a ghost" "Ghost?" "Yes, he'll be possessed when close to women" "I saw you in a party before already I felt a strong evil air around you" "A green-faced ghost is following you and you're being spellbound" "The spell is from your previous generation" "Ghost and spell" "I hope it isn't something serious!" "It has been like this since I was young it doesn't bother me at all" "It's up to you to believe" "I've no time to explain to you" "Look for me if there's anything" "Xiaoyu, this five colored Bodhi ribbon you must keep it with you no matter what" "Goodbye, Lizhi" "Goodbye" "Your friend is mysterious" "Did he hit on you before?" "He's a vegetarian, but he's very effective" "I hope he's ineffective" "That's true" "You won't have time once you're back in the city, huh?" "I've plenty of time" "Do you like old Mandarin movies?" "Oh, I love 'em" "I'm sure you don't like Lin Dai's movies" "I like Lin Dai the most" "She's Lin Cui's elder sister, don't you know?" "But I can't forget, can't forget" "You are my heartfelt emotion" "It's impossible to be forgotten" "Cross with me?" "No" "I'm afraid you'll be possessed" "Nothing happened over at the island, right?" "But we were merely chatting then" "If we take things further" "I fear something will happen to you" "Who's going to take things further with YOU?" "My mom told me" "I've been cursed by someone ever since childhood" "I can't come in contact with girls or get married otherwise the girl will die" "Doctor says she can live 200 to 300 days" "Is he sure?" "Isn't there any cure?" "So orthodox" "I made you cry?" "No" "The film made me recall my life experience" "I've seen this movie many times" "Life experience... are you a singer?" "No" "I don't think it's possible for us to take things further" "Are you immigrating?" "No, I'm the same as Lin Dai" "You've cancer?" "Even Wawa doesn't know you're the only one who knows of my cancer" "Please don't tell others" "Is it AIDS?" "No, it's leukemia" "Xiaoyu, what did the doctor say?" "Six months at the most" "I must strive for every minute be happy every second" "Right, we must strive for all the time we have" "We're not going to watch the movie anymore let's go be happy" "Ok" "Don't leave me" "I'll never leave you" "Hold me" "Sorry, sorry" "Don't worry" "It's that thing again" "Don't play, it's so dirty" "Don't play" "Brother Mark" "How're you?" "Let me introduce, she is my good friend help me to dress her up or I'm gonna beat you" "Sorry, I can't, I've an appointment" "You let her wait for a while" "The other client can't be that punctual" "Oh no, Mrs. Li is here" "Mark, I'm in a hurry" "Just a minute" "I was wondering who it could be!" "Mark" "I have made an appointment for this time come and attend me first" "I'll get someone to do for you, ok?" "No you can't just leave it half done" "Yes" "If you go, we're over" "Mark, come over here" "Stop" "Just think about the tip I give each time" "It's enough to cover for your 10 visits to a saloon" "All this stench!" "No wonder... it's someone with the smell of money" "Not as smelly as your foul breath" "Granny, plastic surgery is upstairs you're in the wrong place" "Mark, don't forget" "I rent this shop to you and you're helping others instead" "Don't overestimate yourself all my jewellery each is worth over tens of thousands" "I can easily take the shop back" "Don't be so proud of your useless jewellery we've priceless youth" "Check out our fine figure 36, 24, 35" "We can lift our chest" "Can you?" "What's there to be proud of?" "When I could lift my chest you weren't even born yet" "If you keep exerting yourself be careful" "It'd be awful if you drop it on the floor" "You are an iron-mouthed chicken" "You are a dried stick" "Mark, get over here" " Hold it..." " Come over..." "Don't move..." "It's a robbery, hand out all your money" "Sir, we don't have money but this Mrs. Li is different she brings along jewellery worth tens of thousands" "It's worth more than this small saloon" "You can just rob her she won't feel grieved" "Hand it out, hurry" "So much money, I'm rich" "And... what about the hidden layer in the handbag?" "And... lots of chocolates" "What chocolates, it's gold coins!" "It's real stuff" "Enough, let's go" "What?" "Enough?" "Is there anything better?" "Sure, priceless youth" "These two ladies 36, 24, 35 don't you think they're attractive?" "Yeah, sure" "Robbery means robbing either wealth or beauty" "Of course rob beauty" "You rob beauty then return my wealth" "I think you're mad" "Why can't I rob both?" "Right" "Okay, today I'll consider my wealth sacrificed" "Now go rob beauty" "Trust me, these two are pretty good" "Why don't you lift up your bosoms now, huh?" "You're despicable" "You started it first so I'm just going along" "I go in first, you keep watch" "If you move, I'll cut it off" "I won't move" "So, you dare urge them to rob my beauty" "You always thinking of that, right?" "Don't ever let me see you again" "If I see you again, I'll use a broom to deal with you" "Let's wait and see" "This is the first time to meet your mom, I'm nervous" "What's there to be nervous?" "She'll like you" "How come?" "I already told her you're beautiful and lovely pure and gentle" "I'm sure she'll like you" "Such exaggeration?" "Not exaggeration... but call it flattery if you may" "Take a seat" "Mom, I'm back" "Be comfortable, I'll be right back" "What would you like to drink?" "Mom, hurry up" "Hey Zhi, who is this?" "My mom" "We look alike, isn't it?" "I'm a little dizzy" "I'd rather head back home" "What?" "Lie down for a while you'll be all right in a while, lie down" "I'm feeling dizzy" "Don't worry" "Mom, hurry up" "How is it?" "Zhi, is she your girlfriend?" "Yes" "I'm very dizzy" "What is it?" "She's feeling dizzy" "Dizzy" "Let me get some ointment" "Aunt" "Aunt, I'm Xiaoyu" "Aunt, how do you do" "Xiaoyu, how do you do, to you too" "How dare you come to my house, iron-mouthed chicken what courage you have" "Don't think that I'm afraid of your status here" "You two really click off" "I'll not damage my image in front of my son let's put on an act tonight" "Okay" "Aunt is so respectful and lovable anyone would want to be close with her" "Xiaoyu, you are also so lovable just like a chicken" "What?" "I mean like a lovely chick everyone wants to touch her" "Aunt is like a pig" "I mean as round as a pearl" "I did say earlier that you both are sure to get along" "You keep Xiaoyu entertained" "I'll go prepare some food" "Aunt, I'll help you to make sure you don't poison the food" "No, you're our guest" "I want to learn to be a good mother" "They got along in a jiffy!" "In future when she comes in as a bride" "I'll be very happy" "Don't be rash, old lady" "Don't move, you iron-mouthed chicken" "You wretch so you're the one that enticed my son" "Are you jealous because he likes me?" "My son can't be close to women he told me he has a girlfriend" "I was so happy" "So it's you, the wretch no wonder even the ghost also got scared" "That's because I'm honorable" "I'll kill you, so you won't embroil my son" "Go ahead, let's see if your son kills you then" "None of your concern, my son won't do it" "You're a fool ask him if he wants to sleep with me or you?" "I'm hungry" "Ok, almost ready" "Xiaoyu, look chop in this way" "The fish can be quickly minced" "Aunt, chop this way?" "The fish is turning into fish sauce" "This cooking method is from which country?" "What do you know?" "Get out" "Sorry" "Aunt, have a piece of pork and hope your blood vessels explode" "Xiaoyu, here's a chicken wing for you and hope you'll choke on the chicken bone" "Dinner time" "Let's eat" "What is it?" "What happened?" "Nothing, who kicked me?" "No one" "Being possessed again?" "It's nothing" "Zhi, to be our Li family's daughter-in-law our Li family's house rules must be observed" "4 major Don'ts and 6 major conditions" "What 4 major, 6 big?" "The 4 don'ts are:" "Must not defy your mother-in-law must not be seen outside must not ignore household work" "And finally, must have suckling pig to eat" "What do you mean must have suckling pig to eat?" "Must be a virgin" "What are the 6 conditions then?" "Round buttocks, slender legs, gall nose extreme eyes, delicate hands, long neck" "What does all that infer?" "Round buttocks means able to give birth slender legs means bound feet won't be able to run amuck" "Gall nose?" "A nose like pig's gallbladder" "Extremity in eyes?" "Meaning don't look askance don't look anywhere" "Delicate hands?" "The delicate hands are slender fingers thin and small look precious" "Long neck?" "Neck must be long enough look like an aristocrat" "Guess I just may know the prospective bride to-be" "Who?" "E. T" "I don't mind these ancestor's teachings at all most important is the suckling pig" "I'm not joking" "Zhi, put your best into it" "A person must have moral concepts" "Mom, such words are so embarrassing" "I know" "It's too late" "Aunt, I'm leaving" "Ok, let me see you off" "Alright" "Good night, aunt" "Have a good sleep" "I wish you never wake up" "Father of Zhi, you must bless your son" "I have raised him for so many years" "I've done my best" "Now that he has grown up" "I can't control him anymore" "Mom, why aren't you asleep?" "Where have you been?" "Nowhere" "Just watching TV at Xiaoyu's house" "Did you and her?" "Mom, I'm not 15 years old" "Come" "Mom's thinking is not old fashioned" "I worry for your life" "Can't be that serious right?" "IT IS that serious" "That's why till now" "I forbade you to have any girlfriend" "I know once I've girlfriend, I'll be possessed" "It's not that simple" "Let me be candid" "A green-faced ghost has been following you since birth ...Till today" "Really?" "Your dad has business in South Asia" "He has learned the Buddhism art before and was very skilled in it" "There are many spell casters in that region" "He often saw them casting spell on people but he refused to be involved" "But once there was a spell caster by the name of Zhangsan" "He was in the process of mastering a big-wealth-spell" "What is big wealth spell?" "Zhangsan, let the pregnant woman go" "This is my last" "You don't have to interrupt" "Repent and be saved" "You..." "Stay out of my business" "I insist if you harm people" "Don't be rash" "These 19 execution nails are interlinked with my child" "If they were forced out my child won't be able to reincarnate" "If you let it go now" "I won't force the nails out" "How did you know?" "When I had you in my womb your dad died not long after he came back" "He died in a mysterious way" "Later I received a letter from Zhangsan saying that he wants your dad to have no descendent" "You'll die as long as you're near a woman you'll never pass the second day" "I have shown this letter to others they said the letter was written in human blood" "Mom, what you said is horrible but I can't believe" "Why?" "Xiaoyu has already told me she's had some misunderstanding with you" "I can't imagine you'll use such a story to deceive me" "Zhi, whatever mom said is all truth" "Whatever... mom," "Xiaoyu is the first girl I've liked" "I just hope you'll not sabotage our relation" "Mrs. Li?" "Yes, Mrs. Sun from Malacca told me that you've come to Hong Kong" "She asked me to look for you" "Say no more, please sit" "I've known all about it" "I've thought of a solution to your dilemma" "You've a solution?" "Your son's spell is a generation spell" "The green-faced ghost will act according to the spell" "If the spell is transferred to another person that person will die for sure" "And he'll not pester your son anymore" "Where can I look for this person then?" "Must look for a girl with an incurable disease to marry your son" "I'll cast the spell on the day of marriage transferring your son's spell to her" "When she dies, your son will be safe" "But it's got to be a person with incurable disease a dying person" "Otherwise your son will receive retribution" "I must send out someone to look for this girl" "Mom" "Aunt" "Have eaten and washed the dishes" "Have a seat" "Sit in a well-lit place" "Not in the corner doing some dubious things" "You may get some drink but don't pinch the food" "I thought you had some photos for me to see" "Yes, let's go inside" "Okay" "Mom, what do you want?" "I want to protect your life others may not care about your life, but I do" "Silly" "Mom, come out please" "I've something to talk to you" "Mom, I don't want to say it but I have to tell you" "Are you two..." "No, don't make a wild guess" "Now, the one dying is not me, it's Xiaoyu" "That goes without saying." "If she still pesters you" "I'll kill her sooner or later" "No, actually she's got cancer" "She has cancer?" "Yes, mom" "She has leukemia, with 3 months of life left" "Poor thing" "Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu" "No wonder" "What has happened to you?" "You've lost weight" "On diet?" "Please don't" "Being a little chubby is a sign of prosperity" "Aren't you hungry?" "Zhi, phone that shop downstairs what's it called... 'Spring... something' order some dimsum for Xiaoyu" "Forget it are you trying to play tricks again?" "Is your mom possessed?" "Xiaoyu, how can you misunderstand me?" "But sometimes we old ladies often talk in this manner" "Can't even remember what I have said before please don't blame me" "What did you say to her?" "Sorry, I did not keep my promise" "I've told mom about your cancer" "I wrongly accused you please don't take it to heart" "Just treat it as if nothing ever happened" "You and Zhi are so close why not get married soon?" "Mom, you're so understanding" "No, I can't have Zhi involved in this" "I'll look for a secluded place and wait for my final day" "No" "Rubbish, don't talk nonsense" "Nothing will happen to you, you'll live long" "But it's no use" "I don't meet those 4 major, 6 big" "Zhi family requirements, right?" "If I ruin your family rules that won't be good" "Those are just traditions." "Let's forget about them" "It's still no use" "As a child I liked to ride bicycle, ballet and do the split what if I don't have that thing..." "Suckling pig" "That's right, what if I don't fulfill that condition?" "In these modern times let's not care about it" "Even I didn't have it as well" "Don't take it seriously" "Enough said let's choose an auspicious day for you" "There are so many guests outside why did you pull me in here?" "I know" "I've something to clarify with you" "I don't want to deceive you anymore" "If you want to tell me about some ex-boyfriend, forget it, I don't want to listen" "No" "Actually, I don't have any cancer" "I lied to you" "I was afraid of losing you" "But since we are getting married" "I must be honest to you" "I'd rather have you be angry but I still must tell you" "I'm so happy that you're all right why would I be angry at you?" "Good, now I don't have to be Guansan and you don't have to be Lin Dai" "This is great" "You're really not cross with me?" "Of course" "Actually I also have a lot of things I haven't told you" "You're hiding something from me?" "You've another girlfriend?" "No..." ""Zhangsan's generation spell"" "What is it?" "Xiaoyu..." "What should we do?" "Send her to the hospital quick" "I've never seen such acute excessive white blood cells" "5 times more than normal, she could die anytime" "How can this be?" "Tell me, tell me" "Don't be like this" "Control yourself" "Xiaoyu indeed has cancer" "No, mom she doesn't." "It was in fact a lie" "She just told me the truth" "No cancer?" "No" "Oh no, that spell caster..." "What spell caster?" "You can't be that cruel casting a spell on Xiaoyu, is it?" "I thought that she has cancer and will die so I listened to the spell caster" "He was to transfer your curse onto her but it's all a mistake" "Spell caster?" "Where is he?" "Spell caster, come out" "Spell caster come out now" "Come out, spell caster" "What is it?" "Come out" "Ok, in a minute" "Your name and Xiaoyu's name are on the straw mat" "Damn, how dare he stab my wife!" "Hey, don't" "Why not?" "With this you stabbed my wife" "And now I'm going to stab you" "There's a spell on it" "Go ahead, do it" "No..." "Where are you running to?" "No..." "You're to stab him, not yourself" "Are you crazy?" "Quick, snatch the wooden stake" "The spell is on it" "He'll be in danger" "Quick, help" "I'm fine" "Careful" "Careful" "What're you doing?" "It's not me doing it" "The green-faced ghost" "You have to stab him..." "Oh no!" "Are you all right?" "I'm fine" "Careful" "Not the butt, buddy" "No" "Do it to me instead" "Don't do that" "What's happening?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "I've been a doctor for so many years but I've not seen such illness" "Your white blood cells were 5 times the normal but it's all normal today" "Now it's his turn" "I think I better go back to study" "We must safeguard Zhi" "Must save him" "Yes dear, we must" "We've got to think of a way" "Vegetarian, we can look for vegetarian" "You aren't wearing the 5 colored ribbon" "I gave you?" "I thought it didn't match the gold necklace so I took it off" "God's will." "Where is it now?" "I left it at home but I can't find it" "I'm so sorry" "Lizhi's spell is taking effect" "If we don't think of a way he will not live till tomorrow night" "Mr. Shen he is my only son" "Please, please save him" "Every debt has its debtor" "The only way is to clarify with Zhangsan" "But he is a form, from the group of wrongful nadir spirits" "The 5 color ribbon is missing" "I'm afraid my power can't suppress him and everyone will be in danger" "I'm not afraid" "Me too" "I'm not afraid, just intimidated" "Actually it's none of our business we better leave first" "You may leave if you want to" "Spirits of the sky and earth show yourself to the tallying deity" "May all the ghosts perish!" "Urgent like the laws and decrees" "No matter what happens everyone must maintain your flower fingers and don't make any sound" "I'm fine" "Zhangsan, an honest man doesn't indulge in dark deeds show yourself" "Everyone maintain your flower fingers and no sound" "So you are Zhangsan?" "Smelly priest why do you summon me?" "Zhangsan, bringing rancor souls you'll never reincarnate why are you doing this?" "Let him go" "I don't want to reincarnate" "Because of his father I lost my descendent" "I want him to be the same" "Do you think you're capable of doing it?" "Why not?" "I want his life tomorrow night" "What if he doesn't die tomorrow?" "The king of hell ask you to die at 3 you don't dare stay alive till 5, right?" "I!" "I say he won't even die at 5" "He'll even see the sun come out" "You boast shamelessly" "Let's make a bet" "How?" "By 6 am tomorrow, if you can't kill him then you must not harm him again" "Would you be watching over him the whole night?" "No, nothing of that sort" "Fine." "It's settled then" "So long as you do nothing, he'll die" "I won't be here tomorrow night it'll be the soul catcher that I bribed" "Come over, all of you" "Mr. Shen" "Why must we return to our ancestral home?" "All your ancestral tablets are here at least they will bless Lizhi" "With our combined strength then we can fight again the soul catcher" "Vegetarian, what about you?" "I promised to do nothing" "Those that can't transmigrate must have violated the 4 taboos- wine, women, avarice  pride" "Thus the 4 taboos he's sure to take fancy to one of them" "You must try your best to delay" "Say for example, he likes playing mahjong" "Then you must let him win" "Let him forget the time" "Once it's dawn we'll win" "The soul catcher is a devil comes and goes without a trace he is very light" "Why sprinkle the incense ash on the ground?" "Only the incense ash will make his foot print appear" "It's invisible then, right?" "Only if you spurt him with holy water then it will appear" "The Kwan's knife is the last resort we'll use to kill him" "So he doesn't like to smoke" "Wonder if he'd fancy a porno film?" "He has no interest in pornography" "Can I withdraw?" "Of course not" "No tricks" "No peeping" "Red dragon" "What're you doing?" "Nothing" "What're you doing?" "Nothing" "What's happening?" "Sixty thousand" "No" "Hey, why you don't want any tiles?" "None of your business" "Ten Thousand, want it?" "Ten thousand?" "Game" "I also can call it a game" "What's with you?" "I get the Thirteen Unique Wonders" "What's wrong with you?" "Let him game" "I've never called a game like this before" "I game first" "So what if you're a ghost?" "Hurry, I'm holding him." "Spurt him" "Spurt him, come on" "You're really useless" "Hold him down, hold him" "Quick, spread the ash" "Sorry, I stepped on your tail" "Don't move" "Stop" "Are you all right, mom?" "I'm fine, how is Zhi?" "He is fine" "How's that ghost?" "He has been deceived by us and thought that it's dawn" "Jing, ask your guys to pack up" "Brothers, it's finished" "Let's pack up." "Thank you" "I'll treat you all to a meal" "Got it..." "In order to save Zhi you've really been embarrassed" "It's been an arduous task for everyone to save him" "Hope you don't take any offence of the past incidents" "Don't worry, I understand" "It'll be dawn soon" "Bring Zhi inside so he can rest peacefully" "Okay" "Xiaoyu" "Nothing will happen to you, it's all over" "I'll get you a blanket" "Xiaoyu" "Xiaoyu" "Help!" "Zhi" "Zhi" "Don't come over" "Hold tight, Zhi." "You hold on" "Let go, let go of him" "I'm not letting go" "Have you looked at who you're holding?" "Xiaoyu, I'm coming up" "I've lots of laundry for you to wash go back home to do the laundry, quick" "No, no, I'm saving Zhi..." "Xiaoyu" "Zhi" "How can this be?" "Zhi" "Pull him up" "Please move back, let me do it" "The master that makes your hair in the beauty parlor, what's his name?" "How can I remember so many of them?" "The one that we squabbled over for?" "He's Peter... now go away, let me do it" "No, you go away" "You cannot be Zhi's mom" "Let go, if you don't" "I'll dig out your eyes" "I'm not afraid of you" "I know so long as I have courage" "I'll be able to save Zhi" "You bloody wretched ghost even if he and I die we'll turn into ghosts to take revenge" "Ok, I'll cut off your hands" "That make you scared, huh?" "Let go, let go now" "I'll not let go, no matter what" "Lay down that butcher's knife;" "repent  you'll be saved" "It's almost 6 am, you'll lose 6 am?" "It'll never be 6 am" "You're so mean" "Facing me with such paltry skills?" "I'll kill you" "Try to scare me with useless Buddhist chants" "I'm not afraid of you without your 3 color ribbon" "How do you know I don't have it?" "If you have, you'd have taken it out" "Once the Bodhi ribbon is shown theloveknotfastened you'll be banished to hell, never to be reincarnated" "Don't try to frighten me" "I'm not the soul catcher" "Not going to be easily tricked by you" "Young man, your Taoist attainment is not enough your heart beats very fast" "I know you've a guilty conscience" "You don't have the colored ribbon at all" "All the ancestors, thank you for your help" "The 52nd generation Li family's eldest daughter-in-law take your position please" "Zhi, Zhi" "Xiaoyu" "Vegetarian, we can't go over come and help us please" "Two hearts must become one you've to depend on yourselves" "The Li family ancestors will help you" "Zhi, come" "Hit him" "Amitabha Buddha" "Do you think Lizhi still can't be close to women?" "Who knows!" "You go and test him out" "Alright" "Me again?" "Yes, hurry" "Lizhi" "Moron, you want me to stumble  die?" "No women allowed to be close to him hereafter" "It isn't that the ghost doesn't permit, it's ME!" "Ripped by:" "SkyFury"