"The match to sneak read" "Welcome to 2B Blueberry Road, and... to a place we're not strictly allowed to be." "That's right." "We find ourselves in big sister Kaja's bedroom." "And that's because it's in here that Stian will be coming, so we hear." "Outside the door stands, Selda, presenter of "Children not allowed"." "I am." "And, Stian, you're breaking into Kaja's bedroom." " What do you want in there?" " I need to find her diary." "And what is the reason for that?" "The goal is to read a little and understand better what girls think and feel." "Why is it so important to you?" "It's to prepare me for a video evening with Sara in a few days." " Research, simply." " Got it." "No doubt about it." "It's Kaja's diary Stian is looking for here today." "Then, it looks to be a very exciting match." "Not least because Stian must be quick." "Kaja may come at any time." "Right, we're in." "Here we go, you guys." "He goes right to it here." "He seems determined, I think." "I doubt whether the diary is so easily available, like makeup cases, chocolate paper, magazines, etc." "I think Stian is starting to realize that, Geir." "Can we find some gold here among the drawers and closets?" "This is a good opportunity." "No, no... we're here looking for her innermost thoughts, Asbjorn, and then we find her innermost garments instead..." "There isn't much reading material or fabric either in string panties." "And quite amazing that anyone at all would wear this type of garment." " Hello!" " Is that Kaja coming home?" "Then this is game over, in that case." "Kaja?" "No, it's me." "It's just Mom." " Hi, Mom." " Fortunately, just mom." " Then we can drive on ahead, Geir." " What is it you've got your eye on?" " It's a book, Asbjørn." " It's a book." "Stian is only 1.52." "He must use a chair to reach it." " He does it elegantly and beautifully." " Utilising both toe and finger moves." " He makes himself wonderfully tall." " Almost has contact." "Nice finger stretch!" "Here we have it." "This was brilliantly done." "What on earth?" "This isn't the diary at all, Asbjørn." "Indeed..." "Tarjei Vesaas, "The Birds"." "It would have been better with ten birds on the roof than this in his hand." " So we're over by the nightstand." " And there's a locked bedside table." "What else can it mean than that there's something here Kaja doesn't want us to see?" "Look at Stian here now!" "He works like a proper little burglar." "No, no, this is totally disastrous!" "Calvin Klein all over the floor." "A very klein situation for Stian Hermansen." "Yes, definitely." "And look here." "This smells like trouble." "And not to mention girls perfume in catastrophic amounts." "He escapes the disaster area after this accident." "He leaves the pitch." "Will this incident put an end to the diary hunt?" "No, here he is indeed back!" "What are you trying to do here, Stian?" "He's spraying perfume on Kaja's perfume." "I think we should ask you, Selda." "What is it Stian is trying to do here?" "It might appear as if Stian thinks that boy perfume on top of girl perfume... is going to cancel each other out." "In itself not a bad idea." "But I'm afraid he's wrong." "Stian is making a real stink bomb." "And Stian knows it himself." "We know it too, Geir." "Hello?" "I'm home." "Kaja is now home." "So we really need that she doesn't come up here." " We're going up to my room." " That's all we need, Kaja." "What are you doing?" "You must get out." "He grabs a trashcan..." " Create an odour capsule." "Very nice." " The smell has got to get out, and you too." " Stop the wafting." "Here comes Kaja." "You don't have time to waft!" "There's the diary, but you can't worry about that, because here comes Kaja!" "No, no..." "Come in, then." " Smells cool." "New perfume?" " Not really." "Oi, oi, oi..." "Here it seems that we got away with a last minute corner." " Yes, we're a little bit trapped here." " Yes... we are." "We were on the hunt for girls..." "innermost thoughts and desires." "And we get the... inside track." "With these embarrassing scenes we say goodbye from Kaja's room." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2017)"