"So, how do you like this rain, Danny I am sick of it, Jim well,it seems Mr. sunshine should be peaking through those early morning clubs" "Translator:eastgamer" "Yeah, promise is promis." "Boke,I'll tell you what." "We have a question for you the first caller with the right answer." "When?" "At all the peter'stucture seat cusion, her seat handy outwear." "OK,He was a recent two-term president." "His¡¡moo is large." "No,no little body, the ex-president of United States" "Many say them most:" "Fabulous history." "The first president to be divorced in office." "And he is moving right here to Mooseport!" "OK, we got a caller here.Give your name Will that be Eagle.Cole" "Welcome to Mooseport Monroe Eagle Cole" "Congratulations!" "You are the winner!" "Hey,that's good Yeah,yeah." "Morning, Harve Morning, Handy" "Morning, Harve Morning, Handy" "Morning,Harve.Morning,Morris Morning,Harve" "Morning,Morris Morning,Reuben" "Morning,Handy" "Morning" "Luisa,Harve Yeah!" "yeah, I like him.They go well with ...each other." "Thanks" "Morning,Handy Oh,hi,Mandy." "Nice to see you there." "Nice,good job!" "Morning!" "Morning,Irma" "Come on, Point" "Hey,baby¡Good morning!" "6º30 is too damn early" "Too early for Bruce,right?" "Bruce doesn't care what time it is." "Bruce got little morning breath where it is going." "Do you believe this?" "He decides to come a week early and they expect us to get all that work done!" "Well, he is a president and he can get what he wants." "We'll get it done." "Do you know what about Bruce when he's here,my nose looks  normal." "Yeah,but,his nose fits his face, boss." "You are not funny, Bob." "Let's go." "Hold on one second, hold on one second" "Go!" "You lucky bargee, Mr president." "You know the say, I'd rather be lucky than good" "Mr President,what are you going to do next?" "Oh, so many offers." "There is farewell world two." "Chance to me,say "goodbye", Thank you to all my wonderful friends" "Writting my memoirist" "Then I'll do something I haven't done 26 years." "Putting my feet up, reading a newspaper without any interruption" "Sounds good!" "So back in the beautiful porsche." "Have you bought them all." "ah,previous First Lady got that one" "In the divorce." "Oh,right." "She got the best years in my life." "But one thing she won't get ...is my title the house?" "No, the title.Mr President" "Oh..." "Maybe call me "Mr President" for rest of my life she can have the house in Baltimore.I'm fine with my lovely little summer place." "Sorry, Sally." "We are the former President of United States on final." "We got the order to let his plane first" "Damn it!" "Welcome to Mooseport White house, Mr President." "Thank you" "All secure." "All sweet home." "Oh,good small magnificence every year." "Take the dog for a peace, Grace." "Oh,Jesus.It looks like Tiger Woods' funeral" "Mr President, I'd like to ..." "Oh, hold on, hold on." "I have to take quick Crapper" "Get in there!" "Oh,hey!" "Oh, ah!" "Sir,sorry,sorry." "Handy Harrison.ah.." "Get the weapons!" "Back off!" "We got it." "You all right, Sir?" "I'm fine." "I realize one of the workers he is ." "I'm a worker." "I'm just one of the workers." "I'm sure he has been checked out." "I .. been checked out." "I want here totaly clear." "Ok" "I'll get out of hrere." "I'll..." "Sorry." "And..." "I just want to say..." "It's an honour to work for you." "Really" "Thank you.Thank you very much All right." "Well..." "I do come in for a reason." "Oh, right, sure." "Go right in." "Sorry." "I'll get it." "I'll fix it." "Ho, President" "Ah, relax." "Everyone, Let's give the president a little privacy, shall we?" "Absolutely.We can go over this offic anytime, Mr President." "Hold on, hold on!" "How's it come?" "We finalize the dates this week, Sir." "26 beginning engagement, 14 days...120 thou-per" "And..." "Could get 100 thusand,Sir" "And my biography" "One of them offers you 14 mill, Harbor Concern is 13, but it offers you a better writer" "Excellent,Keep working it" "Work to 147 enterprises, 93 offers to be on the Board, the Fortune 500 Companies." "Suva Mortors offer you 5 million dollars to do a car commercial, take you only Norway" "In a course,the bigest in Zhulata" "Monroe Eagle." "Cole,Presidential Library." "Ho,ho" "European Russianism and American modernism" "A metal form of organic growth" "A man-made mountain over which is the eagle" "Fantastic" "Is it big enough?" "It's 40,000 square feet, Sir" "And..." "It's" "Excellent" "Mr President,It's the former first lady,Sir" "Shall I tell her you are out?" "No,no, no, you excuse me." "Here he is, Mrs Cole." "The problem is..." "As the menu just gone,the most ludicrous speaking fees, the bigest book deal, the most bored offers in history I'll think you know" "Come on, honey,you don't believe that nonsense, do you ?" "No, Eagle,I believe it's just the tip of the iceberg" "Charly, we settled haw-haw, pinoneer settle." "We rested." "7 million, and don't forget you are selling in Mooseport." "Charlotte" "It's a vacation home" "You ..." "It's a pleasure to speak with you, Mrs Cole.I'll call you back" "You too." "Try to talk some sense to him" "7 million" "It's a negotiation.You'v handled dictators,you'v handled terrorists" "Terrorist is easier." "I swear to God" "Breathe." "Let lawyers handle it." "Breathe." "oh, G?" ", you're miracle" "oh, sorry" "No,no, no, come in" "Can I help you?" "well,I don't mean to disturb you." "I have all done here." "I mean I've done fixing here." "That's work related, not personal." "Hey, we've done." "What?" "Plunger,Plunger,stop it." "come here." "What are you doing, ah?" "Time for me got to tell you." "Keep that thing in you body.Bad dog." "Did you sit here let them do that funny?" "I'm not capable,man." "Come on, boy,come on" "Sally" "Spit it out, frog." "Thank you." "Sally" "You stay out, plunger" "Sally, hey, you are here?" "Guess what?" "Downstairs!" "Hey,hey,guess what I care." "Sh, Joanna is devering it¡ Oh,really,wow,how is she doing?" "Here's coming another one." "She already has 6 pups 6 pups?" "7?" "6?" "7!" "Chester, you did it,boy" "oh, what a little pup!" "Hey,guess what I saw today?" "Who?" "Can't you guess?" "Handy" "Come on, take one guess" "The president" "Oh,that's rihgt because everybody knows he is here." "But not everybody gets a cheque for 17 thousand bigwords" "Really?" "17 thousand" "I think I am finally ready" "Where are those purps?" "You are ready?" "yeah,yeah" "Ready to  to get a new truck, a big one, a big one, you know,normal three trips not beyond to me¡That'll be great." "Dina,fals alarm" "I¡ll take him" "I'm not receiving any enthusiasm" "I¡m glad for your new truck.Really." "Look, tonight the party thing,Let's do some celebrating.Let's go out to have a romantic dinner." "Sure You have been great." "Ok,Dina,say hello to Fred and kids All right,see you later." "Pluger, Let's go" "Well, he needs a new truck." "So he can load all that crap" "Morse,Morse" "What?" "He's here." "15 minutes" "An hour 30 -45,it's deal OK" "Sorry" "Good evening, Let's thank everybodyfor coming" "Tonight is a very speical night for Moorseport" "In the words of headline, it put so elegantly in the Moorsker:" "The Eagle Has landed." "A regional" "Let's give our big Mooseport welcome to our new citizen:" "Monroe Eagle Cole" "Thank you, thank you very much" "As you all know,it's been over a year since I had vacation here" "So first of all,to the rumour that I'm only here because I lost my Baltimore house in my divorce..." "Absolutely true." "I'm a Mooseport resident and even though I didn't get the chance to meet many of you when I resorb here, as a president I certainly hope to..." "I certainly would ..." "(sorry) ...hope to get to know you all a lot better" "May we could hit a few birdys or eagles." "Anyway, since I'am not here to ask for money ah, I don't know whatelse to say, ...except to thank you so much for your hospitality, and see you around the bird" "Let's go" "Thank you for your participation." "Mr president, that's great." "Would you have a few minutes for private?" "The president has arranged all the time." "Sorry" "This just takes a second, Sir A kind of urgence" "Certainly" "Thanks, this way" "Excuse me" "Mr president,I'm sure the time isn't better." "But it seems you arrival has coalesced something of crisis" "Bok sends the crisis of moisture Shall I call the Marines" "Please sit down." "Thank you" "Mr president, Ameer Haman,our beloved Mayor 24 years,just past away" "Oh,I'm sorry to hear that." "Anyway, sir, the town council met an hour ago in an emergency session, and voted you anonymously, you sir,to be our Mayor." "Your Mayor?" "ho Souns good." "yeah, sir, before he died, Mayor Haman was running as always and opposed with a final deadline tomorrow" "We'll have an idely time trying to find a replacement" "And,Robin here, said why we not get the president." "I said "get the president"" "Our 240 years history will now be great honur to persuade you on our town." "The head of our town is the most popular president in history" "With the approve of ...70% -80% ah, 85%. -85% 85%?" "unbelievable" "Mr president, you simpy must say "yes"" "ah, even I'm not in the office any longer, I do have plans." "Sally, please, we are in the meeting of something here." "Sorry, I just get my coat,I'll come back ah,hold on a second.Sally, is it?" "Yes" "Sally, you seem like engaged citizen?" "What do you think if I'll be a Mayor?" "Mayor?" "really And it's my idea!" "ah, I think you should do it." "And maybe you could do something about landing situation." "Landing situation?" "Yeah, I'm a veterinarian." "I had a critically ill donkey in my helicopter this morning.And I almost lost her because the president has to land first." "Oh,I'm terribly sorry." "I didn't realize that.It must be a procedural thing." "Standard security probably caused" "Standard security" "Maybe if you are a Mayor, you could do something about that." "Absolutely,things like that shouldn't happen." "I appreciate your opinion" "It's really,really nice to meet you." "Mr president." "Nice to meet you too, Sally" "Thank you Thank you" "Well, Mr president..." "I'm sorry, gentleman, this's just" "Don't..." "Hold on a second,maybe.." "Excuse me, Mr president,I suggest we give them the answer tomorrow." "Gentleman, he'll think of it." "Yes, I'll sleep on it" "So, will we hear from you morning, sir?" "You have my word." "You have the eagle's word" "Thank you, Mr president" "That's the way he is on TV" "Hey, sorry, water tank broke again" "Oh, still a water tank?" "No,no, you look good." "Wow!" "What You stink!" "Too much clung No,not enough.Did you think about shower?" "Yeah, I did,but it would be more late" "I didn't think it was bad" "You can't smell you own smell that is what it is going on here." "so, is thing over?" "over for me" "Hey,what you want to do?" "Do you want something to eat?" "No, I'm not hugry." "It's time to go home." "wait, Come on, is it that bad?" "I'll take a shower.We can take a shower." "You own take a shower Come on, Sally, what's the problem" "Ah,I don't know, I'm just..." "you know for the past 6 years" "Today,when you said you were ..." "I don't know, Handy.Why don't you tell me what the problem is?" "I haven't a problem" "Well,that is the problem" "What do you..." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Should have showed" "Newspapers." "Good moring,Handy Beautiful woman,Beautiful woman" "Ladies and Gentlemen" "Thank you, Charn" "For God's sake,save me from Mooseport." "How about the job in Pentagon" "I get to go" "Morning." "Mr President" "Good morning, good morning" "Oh,Smitty,thank you so much" "What's on tap today?" "Read the paper." "Finally, wonderful" "And you can take that job,if you wanna take. -fabulous" "Oh, ah, about the Mayor thing Don't worry,Mr president. we'll take care it." "Wow, the president is a slider , respetc the crowd..," "Actually, I'm considering it." "Sir?" "Oh, why not?" "Market serves value." "the work involved you can do." "I mean we run everything out we involved them." "Why not Mooseport?" "Well, Sir..." "Firs involved in office, you become a mayor?" "It's beneath you." "And from your peer's point of view,it's.." "Fantastic" "A lot of public service, Eagle Cole, most beloved president since Kennedy." "agreed to help,perfect." "And don't forget the weak with the west wing,he can't claim a vacation as I'm a mayor, can he?" "True." "Won't you find the deadline and tell them the good news." "Yes,Sir" "Thank you,thank you very much." "Gentleman, I won't let Mooseport down." "You have the eagle's word,OK?" "Thank you Mr President.Goodbye now." "Bye" "It's my idea!" "Congratulations!" "Congratulations!" "Do you want to read this?" "Handy,the rap" "Thank you so much for meeting with us again,Sir" "When we talked last night, nobody else put in for Mayor." "But Hondinen Schweiz, who can't register, took apart herself to persuade Handy Harrison" "Are you nominating Handy Harrison, who owns a hardware store,doing something with construction with my home,I believe." "Can run for Mayor as well well,OK then,you got your Mayor, You want it happened." "Oh, Mr president,things are more complicated than that." "What is comlicated?" "ah,it's just... you see sir, we can't get rid of the press." "What press?" "well..., when the deadline past, we called the hotline in the Moose Call." "She should want this got this all around,it'll be national news, of course it'll be a national news, first say, I'm trying to squash a bug" "You can rest assured that not one of them said anything like that, did they?" "No, sir,none of them said that." "A couple of them call that "beat them glair",but none of them saild that!" "What do you mean"them"?" "Who is "them"?" "MBC, CBS Fox,it's really exciting" "What about you telling me the entire country thinks about me for a mayor with the man installing my toilet!" "Sure,you said it's eagle's word." "Hell!" "Stop eating the food, go over there!" "Somebody is coming and Bruce is out again" "Who is this?" "It's Bruce,Sir,Handy's pet" "Should it be in a zoo?" "Good afternoon,Mr president" "Hello, Handy" "Can we help you with anything?" "Is there everything OK with water heater?" "Everything is fine,I'm just wondering if you have a maid." "Hi, I'm Bob,I'm working for you too." "Bob,nice to see you." "I'm sorry, Mr president, Bob,Morris and Irma" "Morris,Irma," "Paint!" "Paves," "What products like you last two cabinets appointment?" "Handy,ain't you going to introduce me?" "Ur,sorry, this is Mandy How are you?" "Mandy and Handy,are a queue" "Could we speak privately for a moment?" "Yeah, sure.That's my office over there" "Outstanding!" "Excuse me,I have a private meeting with the president." "A goo on your left.Sir Goo,what a dump" "Sir, this is it" "It's cosy, nice office,yeah?" "Thank you." "How can I help you, Mr president?" "well,Handy, as I'm sure you know, we both put on mayor" "No, I didn't know that, Sir." "You didn't know that?" "I mean I did put eye..." "I thought I was just doing the town a favour, thatis all,you know,it's all running by myself." "Well, as you can see, we have a bit of situation." "Yeah,It's...we got a bit of pickle a bit of peacle,exactly" "So,I was thinking one of us should withdraw now,I would be happy it were me." "Nothing left to prove much less than a Mayor or anything." "But I have a P.R proplem Oh,P.R problem?" "Is it serious?" "It got out to the press that I've given my word." "Ah, right." "You know,"you have the Eagle's word" Right, like on TV." "Tv,exactly" "So, oh, look, you're gulfer,right?" "Are you andy good?" "I get around,I get around. 10 hits in a cave maybe in a good day." "10?" "me too." "We shoud knock aroud sometime." "Yeah,that'll be my honour.Mr president." "Well, if you tried to make a name for yourself in gulf, you wouldn't start off by..." "Wow,nice shot." "...challenging Tiger Woods." "You start small,local terms." "Same as politics." "You don't start political career by running against former president of united states." "Fine." "Fine?" "It's a privilege to run, it's a privilege to withdraw." "All settled." "What's settled?" "We both put in Mayor, so I just withdraw." "Chicken" "I'm glad I could help that P.R problem, Sir." "Bruce is out of his pen again." "Did anybody put him there?" "No, he ran through the rope." "Bob,won't you put him back." "I already did it." "Oh,excuse me, sorry." "Sally." "The president." "We just had a meeting." "We met last night when I have been there." "Ah,look." "I'm sorry for my rude to you." "I'm really embarrassed." "Rude?" "don't be silly.No, in fact, what you said have convinced me to be a mayor." "Really?" "Do you going to do it?" "You will be our Mayor?" "Great!" "Yes,it is, isn't it?" "I'm so glad too." "You know, I've thought to get a dog." "I thought you've already had a dog." "Yes,I do." "A great animal." "She need a friend." "I can not find a few available Let's say..." "Tomorrow night,perhaps,we can discuss it over a dinner." "Dinner?" "I can really use your professional advise" "Really?" "My advise?" "hum." "Ok,well,dinner will be fine." "Great, looking forward to it." "My people will get in touch with your people" "I...dont' have people." "But I can give you my number." "well,my people will get your number, and we set up time." "I'm sure whatever time we do that, You'll be... on time." "Oh.." "Absolutely!" "Looking forward to it" "See you then ,sir,and thank you again for being so helpful." "Yeah,right" "Your meaning role is over." "sally." "You know,Bruce is a baby." "baby likes to choose things,like rope" "Sally.Is it me or did you just get it by the president guy." "Yes, I think I did." "How could he choose from us" "And,is it me or did you just say "yes"to the president guy?" "Yes, I think I did" "Look, Sally, I'm sorry that I was late." "OK,But you can't take the president because of that." "Did you really think that is the reason?" "Why?" "then." "My heart" "Use this" "Shut up!" "Sally, I want to talk to you." "Sally.I want to talk!" "Mr president" "Yes,Handy,what it is?" "Mr president" "Thank you very much" "I can't do it.I can't draw back from the Mayor race" "Excuse me?" "I ...don't have the eagle things like you, but I'm a man of my word too." "And every man's word is important Is it natural?" "Does he want money?" "Otherwise what is it" "If you stay in the race,I'm sure you're going to score off me.But..." "I'm running for the Mayor of Mooseport" "Ya...hoo!" "He's loosing his money?" "What's just happened?" "You are running against the president" "And your girl friend ditchs you." "Ur hum." "I repeat.Ur hum!" "No, the president has no comment." "No,no comment.Thank you." "That's all network's" "The handyman's girl friend?" "His girl friend?" "Why didn't you tell me" "I won't look like a idot" "I tried to tell you Mr president." "Remember?" "Why didn't you try harder?" "What must I to do now?" "Appologize?" "backdown?" "You want to call Bert Langdon?" "For what?" "I don't need a campaign manger for this." "Hello, one second." "Mr president.Bert Langdon on line 1" "Bert,what a coincident." "Oh,well,that's what I gonna ask you." "Eagle" "It's dead mission I'm here.I'll be happy to roll up my sleeves and come up there if you want." "Bert, I'm running against my plumber." "Is there something I don't know?" "You watching Fox News?" "The results are quite interesting." "The poll of course is preliminary,but it does Harrison was surprising strong." "There are 8% margin error and it's still early." "But it looks to be very close." "Seems to me that president has got himself a good horse race." "Eagle,you with me?" "Don't you mean "lose race"?" "Eagle,Hey!" "Oh hu oh!" "Are you Sally Mannis." "Yeah Could I ask a question about Handy Harrison." "Are you now dating the president?" "No,I'm dating the president." "It's one date." "And I'm even not sure you should call it a "date"" "You don't call it a "date"?" "What would you call it exactly?" "Can you answer us a couple of questions?" "We won't ask you hours" "Have you and the president had sex yet?" "Who got sex!" "Think about it Handy." "Our Mayor, we could have the president of the united states!" "What are you trying to tell us?" "Come on,guys." "You know he's going to win" "You're bad.You bastard!" "Come on." "Thank you Reuben" "And you'd better keep an eye." "You're bananas, Harrison" "Handy,Handy..." "What's this,come on!" "What's going on?" "What's it look like?" "Your campaigner!" "Handy,Handy Guys,come on." "Hey,Handy.Do you like it there?" "Oh,That's... yeah." "Guys, Thank you very much in the moo's head and everything." "But Irma.We disgust this." "I'm not compaigning.I'm not." "What?" "Do you care about Sally or not" "Look,her going out with him, it's... just a kind of..." "Call a postman a parcle in two vasion.It's just my opinion." "Lose the election,lose Sally." "Is that going to go anywhere,Ok?" "He's like 20 years older than me." "He is a president" "So" "Power takes 10 years off a man Handy." "Rich, another 10." "By timing you figure he's in great shape,you are not." "He is younger than you are." "So,you want a campaign or not?" "Better shape" "I know I can kick your ass." "How do we keep this thing offerd?" "obviously it's to keep him presidential" "Just pound these mooseporters,what his unbelievable experience can bring to them." "Look at it,think about for half an second." "Harrison can't bring even a function what he brings." "What ever he is." "And what excatly is he preliminary research said he is something that actually we have never faced before, Mr president?" "And that is?" "He is generally honest man,Sir" "Come on, Grace.All that means he has never run for public office" "What you got?" "Bert" "FBI,CIA,nothing" "And this turned up in a local paper" "And..." "That's it." "That's it?" "We're running against a pie-eating champinon?" "But think about this" "He runs for Mayor,but only when he think he is on the post." "He dates the same woman for 6 years, but he never pops the question." "What's wrong with the picture?" "He won't take risks" "He won't make commandment" "And any man who won't make a commandment shouldn't be a mayor or anything." "That's good, how could we get it out?" "whisper campaign first, then radio,and eventually,we'll have to have some TV surport." "Shouldn't get too expensive,but.." "Mr president,I'm sure you don't want to hear this." "But would the easiest thing be..." "Should we discuss our withdraw?" "Withdraw?" "Grace.He is the eagle" "Eagle Cole has never run away from anything in his life." "Now imagine what we'll do with finances finances" "Book deals,quarter board,library fund raising, you quit, you quit,got help us lose to promote we can't keep so still and say goodbye fast you can see a road-roller." "Mr President,this is not about Mooseport, it is about winning!" "It's about spending 3 million dollars to protect 20." "Maybe I should come and speak to her." "I..." "I canceled that Sir." "You.. what?" "It...seems obvious we are right in the middle of campagin." "It was millions of dollars." "Well, sir,there is still that offer from the Super Motor's people" "Bullard,the ex-president of United States can not do car commercial." "Oh,have you seen the car, Mr president" "Look at this,it's steepy-style." "and snappy president.And..." "Bullard smooth head line,leathering steering.." "Bullard!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "I'll handle the money,Eagle." "I'm sure there will be library pledgers something will turn up." "May I sit down, Sir?" "Go in the corner,out of my eyeline" "Thank you sir" "I can still see you." "Yes, sir." "What about the girl?" "What about Sally Handy,Sally Eagle." "He'll have to cancel the date." "Wow,no,he can't cancel the date." "You said that,Bert.The Eagle doesn't back down." "You clear up what I didn't know,when I didn't know it.I will be fine." "Shall I tell the press list, Mr president." "Yeah, oh, no,no." "Call the press,have more over here in the morning,and get Handy Harrison here to fix the toilet." "You see what I'm going with this, Do I have to draw you a picture." "I see, Mr president,am I?" "Let's get to work come in" "Let's go,let's go. move on through." "Move on home." "Looks like at airport." "Handy,what are you going to do?" "Good morning, Handy Good morning,Mr president,you got toilet trouble,right?" "Handy,ah.I want to make it clear that when I asked miss Mannis out,I have no idea that you two have relationship" "And even though I found it reprehensible for any man in the experience I'm going romance -me too" "I also believe that woman's heart is hers and hers alone to give." "Ah,it's a good point" "So,I asked Sally out in ignorance and she agreed to go" "Until she tells me she stands down, I intend to see her,there." "Call him howling dog!" "What did she say?" "Howling dog?" "Well...if it's OK with you,sir, let's chew on that I bet" "OK" "OK, you chew on that, and ... if you find that you can't swallow it,you let me know and I'll give you the hand lock,and over, OK?" "Go on in there and fix the toilet." "So, we're going to see your date, Mr president.I don't know what you'll see." "Thank you so much, thank you" "Oh, It's great mood,do we have any ice-cream?" "Absolutely,Sir." "And I think we find the way to solve the money problems." "Really?" "Yes" "Product!" "That's it?" "Nothing to it,you save 3 million dollars and look, still beautiful." "Excellent!" "Excellent!" "Don't even miss it" "OK,everybody, go back to work" "Son of bitch." "Sally" "Plenger, you stay on couch Hellow!" "Hey,it's me,what's up?" "Ah, what're you doing?" "Are you going to do something?" "you see a movie,something?" "You know my plan tonight." "Oh,that's right,that's right." "I forget tonight you got a date with the president of the United States." "Ur hum" "You see this?" "Local vet finds romance with past President." "Wow, where did they get that picture" "Yeah, now there is next to the president in the front page." "So, what about later.I mean,you must go back later,like 8:30." "So,it's possible a mini shower at 11,that could be cold" "I don't have enough time." "All right." "I'll cancel that, my... you know" "You got to tight it." "OK,look,if you doing all these to give me jealous,it works,OK." "So, could you stop it, please could you just cancel the date With the Pesident." "So, that is Wednesday,then Thursday Come in. come in,come in" "Thank you sir" "Ah, Thursday I thought you could interview some of the authors." "Ah,great,great,great." "Where are you taking her?" "The Pig and Whistle.The only steakhouse in town." "Also be quiet, interment¡You know it?" "Pig and Whistle?" "no." "What'll we eat?" "What I talk about?" "She is a veterinarian, and she talks about mad cow disease." "Don't, by the way,order meat." "Why not?" "Just a guess.But she may not appreciate your wolfing down the animal she spent all day tring to save." "Good point." "Come on, do you actually like this guy?" "He wants to talk to me about dogs" "So why do you dress up then?" "Because he is the President" "Why are you wearing...black underwear." "Were you looking at my dress." "Yeah,I was." "Oh Get rid of it.I only touch you." "How many time I've got to tell you how strong you are." "You knock my bone." "Listen, explain to me the underwear chioce,right?" "I can't believe this." "What difference does it make what colour made underwear is ?" "It's an unconscious indicator of your sub-consious tensions." "OK" "How do you feel abou pink" "No No" "Hum, what about this?" "NO¡" "Hum, this?" "Would you like any of these?" "I don't." "I don't see you tomorrow." "I'm talking you right now." "Oh,remember this?" "Yes,that'll lock up." "OK" "Are you knowing whatI'll go with none at all.I wonder that will indicate." "Sally" "Sally,put some pairs on" "Hollo Hany's hardware." "Hollo, Pig and Whistle?" "No, this is Handy's hardware" "Good,I'd like to confirm reservation,please." "Are you having the wrong number?" "Yes,I know. for President Monroe Cole Strictly confidential,of course." "Confidential 8 O'clock, for two, yes?" "What I'll be bugger buyer bare." "Yes, you will." "Look forward to see you there." "I feel it's wrong, bullshit." "And he's making her his buddy friend?" "You have to stop saying that.Please¡" "Thank you." "To new friends" "Sorry about the gaggle I just can't believe how would you like this" "Ah,you got used to it." "Can like pigens,you know,throwing a while hello" "Hi,mum." "I with President." "Haw-haw..." "Oh,that's great." "Are we ready yet?" "Ah, I hope you're hungry like eating horse radish, where's the veg" "Sally" "Ah,ah, I'm not sure yet, you go first, Mr President" "Monroe, Please Monroe" "You see, so much juice from here." "I'll have the baked-potato, salad cream butter,pickle peas,vegetarian, pickle peas." "I'll have the endive salad, and a T-bone." "Sometimes I just want to stay great¡" "No turning backs¡Yes,isn't it?" "Harrison, hold on a minute¡ What's wrongWhy can't we go in?" "All right,OK, all right." "Hi,sorry everybody,sorry for the disruption." "I want everybody know that I'm going to be runing for Mayor." "And,I'd appreciate your votes" "So, I just hand in this and get out of your way." "Hi, Fox is nice night, isn't it?" "Handy, for Mayor" "Hey, how are you doing?" "Rose?" "Hi, Shiely.Hi.." "Just want you to remind people I'm running for Mayor." "Yeah, we heard you before." "You know,instead of interupting everybody's dinner, why you two have a debate?" "Debate" "Yeah,have a debate." "No, I won't have a debate.I would bother the President with that." "No, no, debate is fine by me." "Now?" "Well, now it's not the time and place, Handy.But let's say the town hall,Tuesday night?" "That's a great idea." "All right,I'll think about it." "Of course,he will" "Tuesday,town hall OK, all right." "OK,why not we let everybody get back to the dinner?" "All right" "I'm going to the bar,you know." "Maybe these people there are drunk enough to vote for me in there." "Good idea" "What did you mention?" "I can't talk to him there -come on,you will be fine" "I'm going to stay,you got go." "Take the truck,right" "Put some gas in it." "Hey,everybody,sorry to interupt" "Everything is all right?" "Ah,yes." "Whould you excuse me for just one minute Yes, sure." "Don't get up." "Handy, get the hell out of here" "Sally,I have to run a campagin CampaginYou make a fool yourself." "Wow,welcome to politics discreetly, discreetly" "What's in it?" "There...ah,it's beyond me.Sir." "What?" "Should I get it to the FBI?" "Yes" "No, no,no." "0h, she's coming." "Prsident" "It's going well Mr President, Sir, I have been thinking.." "I suggest hand-shake, Sir." "What?" "Yes,sir." "It's your first day." "I think the hand shake..." "Grace,Grace,I'm doing great here." "I think you underrate me." "Thank you." "Sally, over here." "Oh, star-spangled It's supposed to be a shower tonight" "Maybe it's good also" "I just wanna appologize again, for Handy I certainly did not tell him where we were going tonight." "I understand totally" "Well, good night." "I..." "Oh..." "Yes!" "Use her hand instead!" "You are rusty there,Mr President" "OK,here it is again" "The President goes in for the kiss,here comes a hand,hey,"no, thank you,Mr President"" "He was pushed, He missed out." "What do you think, Sir Mr President, loser!" "President got vital Can you believe it?" "Definitely be hole shooter¡" "Hole shooter?" "The President lost that one." "Haw-haw..." "Turn it off,all right.Just turn it off¡Come on ,turn it off¡" "Mr president...there." "It's off" "How do we fix this?" "We don't." "We concentrate on substance." "We get rid of those with debate." "What's wrong with the debate?" "We put it more stage with you, give you some credibility,Eagle." "And it can be funny Sir." "Funny is your weakness." "Ah, less strength." "Not...not weakness" "Oh,get out!" "Out of your eyeline, or..." "Yes,get out!" "out!" "Dyer, Cloud, Break his leg!" "Sir --Yes, Sir" "They know I'm kidding,don't they?" "I'm kidding,I'm just kidding!" "...President of United States Sally, Sally" "I'm coming,stay there." "Froggy, green boy." "Sally, Sally, come on!" "The froggy is empty!" "There's nothing in it." "Except frog." "Oh..." "I got rock parts in my eyes now." "My eyes hurt, I need your hug." "Sally, just ...for a little bit we'er going to talk." "Oh..." "This was a joke!" "A bad joke!" "It's a little bit funny" "Go to sleep, maybe we'll meet in our dreams." "Like you can connect in tendo from one player to next player." "I'm blowing you a kiss,it's by the window, and you tomorrow get it when you wake up and brush your teeth, and you'll get it." "All right,I'm going home." "I hurt my eye." "Home, see my doggy." "Sally!" "Hey,Dina" "Won't you stop sweating It goes with hyper ventilating" "We all set, Eagle.You'll be stage right.It's your best side" "Talking points, Tell them about you experience,demonstrate the way all the souce you'll bring to Mooseport." "I'm not afraid of you" "I can't feel my feet Your feet are fine" "I can't feel them Don't you want winning?" "shake-up" "I look my hair lifting Turn around," "Push it down" "Shut your eye, shut your eye." "Stop it,stop it" "Look at it,Handy, the town is full all part." "You will like it¡It's the Mooseport first traffic jam,ever." "We got to have a second debate, how about it?" "No Mr President," "My nose is making whisking noise." "Sorry" "Nice fellow of Americans" "Welcome to the first of two televised Mayor debate" "In the ground of Mooseport tradition a game of rock,paper,scissors,will determin who answer question first.Gentleman," "Handy, Mr President" "You know the rules?" "Rock" "Paper" "Scissors" "I'll count to 3 Don't give it,Eagle" "One,two,three" "Rock to rock, Tie" "Again" "You luck, Mr president" "One,two,three" "Paper,paper,Tie again" "Eagle, rock" "One,two,three" "Oh, come on" "Rock to scissors,the president won!" "I'm now to prepare to entertain question from the floor." "I got one." "Clay!" "Some of the environment people have taken the column near Barker's pond the wet land" "I have been fishing there for 30 years what's going to happen?" "Clay, I was the most environmentally President since FD Roosevelt" "Human population will not threaten wild life..." "In this area for 200 years,if ever" "So you go right on fishing in that pond, if there's anybody trying to stop you,you send them to me,all right?" "Handy" "Come on,Handy,come on" "That's well point,Mr President." "It sounds good to me" "Hey, Handy,come on," "Francis" "For 10 years now, we have needed a stop sign for the Lucy Decker'house" "And she has done everything except burn down city hall to stop it." "If that's it, what we'll do about it?" "First of all, I'll convey a commision to study the problem" "I would apoint a buller and pound of traffic specialist,right way and I'll call a engineer to assess the situation and make recommendations" "I'll spare no effort to make our street the safest in the world!" "Handy, you turn." "That's well point ,Mr President" "Lucy, let me ask you, what's the problem." "Car head lights." "10 years ago, they tried stop sign when cars on Bit Street stoped ,their head lights right stop right on my headboard." "Have you tried curtains?" "Excuse me?" "You know, blackout curtains for your windows, you probably sleep better any way." "Well,I'll try that,nobody else suggests that." "Well,you come by the store,and we'll help you out." "I'll do that" "Mandy,you got one?" "It's just a question for Handy, is that OK?" "Well, if the president has no objection" "I reserve the right to repond,but no objection." "OK,Mandy" "Handy, I was just wondering, now that Sally is dating the president," "Does that mean you are available?" "OK, people,can you keep the question into the subject of election." "Now, I think Goe has a question somehow.." "Actually, I'm more like to address the issue,if am I" "Thank you,thanks Mandy,for that question." "Sally,I know I may not be the best boy friend,but..." "But I thought we have good things on going here." "You got to know how much I care about you, right?" "The only thing I got so mad is about your underwear with the president" "Underwear?" "What's the problem?" "No,no,no, it's the colour, it's the colour." "Sally,what's the deal?" "Are you going with him or me?" "Go for the Eagle!" "Sally, with the president!" "Eagle!" ",Eagle!" "..." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Sally" "Excuse me,excuse me" "TBS, can I ask a question about the underwear?" "Sally, Sally Are you crazy?" "You didn't answer phone ." "You took the key from the frog." "I can't believe you just did that" "I can't believe it!" "How about what I said?" "Does it mean anything?" "I heard you talking about my underwear in front of the whole town." "The whole country¡that's how much I care" "Wait a minute!" "You didn't answer the question¡" "What question Is it me or him?" "Is it me or your new truck?" "Don't try make this all about me!" "Handy,it's about you!" "HowHow is that about me?" "Hey,she pushed you right down" "Yes, she is stronger than me." "not about me!" "it's about you!" "HowHow is that about me?" "Well you heard here first." "It looks like Sally is going to catch her bell in favour of the president." "I'm Christi, TBNN News" "Haw haw...you baby, you going down!" "So, what do you think?" "Should I set up another date or what?" "Why not ?" "Execuse me" "Grace, Grace" "Well,what's her problem?" "Maybe she saw the numbers." "You may have done all right with the girl, but the debate is a disaster" "What are you talking about?" "It's impossible." "It's a small tow,Eagle." "The rule is different here." "Ah, will you guys give some brain storm." "Well Ah..." "Sir," "Excuse me,Mr President Yes" "We could lay down him What" "You want to make it look like an accident at course, but...maybe his brake goes out" "Oh,my god." "Or we can slick on it,oil slick" "What are you?" "insane?" "No, Sir, We're just brain storming" "Do I misunderstand the question?" "Thank god, you guys are in our side." "Thank you Sir" "Hello?" "Small town's politics" "I'd like 3 sugars You only need one." "I like 3¡ 3 isn't healthy" "What's yielding you Yielding me ?" "Yes,somehow you seem Urt Urt, Really?" "Really" "Let's say I'm a little bit Urt as you mention it." "Would you like to know why?" "Absolutely.Sit down there,Grace." "Just tell me all about it." "Well, when you...when we first came to live here," "Yes.." "Excuse me,Could we have a minute here,please?" "I..." "Excuse me, Mr President" "Sorry,Eagle.We have an emergency" "Unless somebody is dying,Bert, I don't want to hear about it." "It's Charlotte, she is coming here." "Hurry,Handy for Mayor" "come on, we got to do something about this" "I'm sure we'll,sir Dyer,this is too smart for her.Who thought of this?" "Who is him?" "Grace, I'll handle this" "I have dignity she wants" "Did anybody remember that?" "Hello, Monroe.What brought you here?" "Charlotte,could we talk privately,please?" "It's the privac I've got for 20 years but on your mind." "Hi,sweety, we can just talk alone." "Honey, Handy for Mayor I'm sure we can work everthing out" "Honey,could we go inside please?" "Fine" "President's coming,better hide the payroll benefit" "Charlotte, would you step in the office?" "Yes,dear" "Charlotte" "Married couple have short hands, Monroe. ours is 9 million dollars." "9I don't have it!" "25 years,a quarter of century,I endured and now you're pleading poverty" "You took the house, you took the boat you take everything apart of my title!" "Hello,this is from the first lady,Charlotte Cole" "I spent 25 years with Monroe Cole, which is why I support Handy Harrison." "Yes,you heard me.I'm supporting Handy Harrison." "Eagle" "How about I get through,you lambkins" "I never find you're dishonourable,Harrison" "I thought it's going to be a fair fight between two honourable men, but I can see now..." "I got to up against somebody who doesn't play by the rules." "I don't know, Sir I'm sorry" "Bring a man't ex-wife into it!" "You show you true colours, ain't you?" "Hey,I have nothing to do with this" "President" "Go ahead, I want them both!" "I want they to be thinking about the way they do" "Sir,he is serious?" "No,no,no." "President,you want a fair fight?" "You just called me dishonourable,Sir and I'm not" "So, if it's a fair fight you want" "Just you and me" "I think I know the place" "You are on" "What are we doing here,Harrison" "What's the stakes" "Mayor?" "Haw-haw" "No, Sir.Sally" "Loser backs off Sally" "We both 10 handy club Sir..." "Fair fight You are on" "Sir, may I just talk to you for a fews second?" "Show me the way" "Sir,I want to discuss about... eyeline" "Nice shot Thank you" "Am I driving the green?" "Hello, wait for me" "What are you doing here?" "Just making sure a fair fight is fair." "Call them out, Mr Dyer" "I'm sorry, madam" "Cloud" "You and you men come out" "Oh, shit" "Come ou....t" "All right,come out." "Everyone on the fairway" "We're securing the square,Mr Cole Securing from there,OK" "Yes,Madam" "Stand position" "Get wind, lambkins" "Wait,wait for the bounce" "Damn,take a mulligan" "We..we play for a woman,Sir." "There's no mulligans" "What?" "What will I do?" "You have never had a ball unbounce before?" "None since I was a governor" "You have another one from here, shooting 3 3 3." "1, 2, shooting 3" "Excuse me,Mr president" "What?" "You can't beat him,Sir What are you talking about?" "With the same handy club." "You handy club is abnormity" "What are you trying to say?" "You were really missed Sutherland's idea, She had Dyer and Cloud,and occasionally me." "We helped you... with lucky bouncies and score card and it can't be the same." "Is there a problem?" "NO" "No problem" "Ah,that was in been quite on the green" "I'll ...take it" "You two have helped enough" "Hi,Paggi,can I get a cup of coffee" "Sure" "Hello Hello" "Here,dear Thanks" "So I hear there is gulfing for Mayor" "Actually,the gulfing,for you" "NO Yeah" "No Hum" "Can I make a Irish coffee?" "This ok?" "Ah,that's..." "Five" "That's was gimme No,no,no, there are no gimmes" "It was inside the leather Yeah,but you got to get it in the hole" "I'll take it 7" "Actually,it's 15 15No way!" "Yes" "Ah, the president is right.It's 7." "Yeah,it was 7" "Let's count them." "Let's count them." "One out of bounce, two back on the tee,three in the rough" "Four in the sand" "Five,you missed it completely" "Six,almost out of sand,but still in it." "Seven, finally out of the sand into that sand" "Eight,out of the sand into the rough." "That's why you trew you club to the tree." "Nine,you almost hit me" "Ten, you did hit me." "Eleven,on the green,ah,twelve, you past the hole." "That is when you said the curse I have never heard before" "Thirteen, you past one foot from the hole" "Fourteen, you missed the pie,you said that's a gimme,I saild"no,there are no gimmes¡±" "Fifteen,in the hole." "Oh, it's so close" "All right,now,through the sugers, and then around the saucer ...and through the catch of tower and the winner gets more his gapen married Can't" "How can you get married through a match?" "WhoWho is Reube?" "Reuben" "I said "get the president"!" "That's a great idea" "The winner gets Reuben." "Ready?" "How it disappeared too?" "God!" "OK, Handy, you are familiar with the strokes." "It's the last hole, how about double or nothing?" "What's double?" "What's nothing?" "Nothing is we are even,tie." "Stead of cour" "Double will be I back off Sally drop off the Mayor race" "You got it." "OK." "Go ahead,you hit" "If I got a risk" "You got to give me something" "You got..." "I don't know What?" "One throw" "Throw?" "Yeah,I get one throw becuause I can't play you even" "You got local knowledge" "He can't throw either,bury him" "OK, you got one throw.But, if we tie, I win." "Are you...drive a hard bargain OK" "Yeah, baby" "There is an old form back" "What?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Hey,what's that?" "I said one throw,but I didn't say whose ball." "You are out of bounce" "Click, click,click" "Morning Sir,have you been all right?" "Yes, just dandy." "How about 10 Handy club my shot 142" "You now have a serious talk about my Handy club, Sutherland" "NowMr President Later" "Eligible even?" "History loose" "The most humiliating round in my life" "Time to take the curse off,Bert." "Let's bury this guy" "Well, Sir,it's clean as a whistle" "Oh, come on.Surely did something." "Not double local,groumn one" "We'll find dirty,Eagle Even we may have to make it up." "Exactly" "I don't believe this" "What" "Mr President" "I'm giving my notice" "Your notice?" "Yes,I can't work here any longer" "Are you drunk?" "For god's sake,we have been together for 15 years." "Yes,exactly" "And all that time,you have never once gone negtive, at least, not first." "And you have never ever stood to threat or harassment" "Grace,he brought in Charlotte,Charlotte that's not his harassment, what it is?" "Mr President, you have 2 days, 2 hours and 21 minutes, until this election is over." "and then ,I'll go home." "What's happened" "I think she quits,sir not that,that!" "Oh,this, is new poll 5 points" "5 points down" "What's sample size" "Come on, Bert.What's the sample size?" "Every body" "Everybody?" "This is a disaster" "As a parallel,sir,I'm worried about the book deal too." "Ah, crap!" "Likes some mythic Greek puzzle." "the riddle of the handyman,somewhere the answer." "Sir, Let's not panic,this isn't over Wait a minute,wait minute." "What's wrong with us?" "What What?" "I'll give it to him It's that simple" "Wait, You don't mean quit?" "You can't quit.Egale" "No,I won't be quit, that's buildi evident" "I'll say how qualified he is, how he is the best man for the job and tonight,at the debate I will my support" "If I win, I win,but if I lose,it's because I made a most magnanimous gesture in political history." "and people took my advice" "It's brilliant,sir" "Thank you and I get the girl." "Sally Sally, right" "Sally, hey,hi,I'm here" "I get ready for the debate" "Want to come in?" "No,I'm not to get in" "Say you" "Hold it,what's going on?" "Those stuff?" "Oh, I..." "I won Reuben in a padding contest,so I have to make room for some his stuff." "You...what?" "I know." "Can you imagine someone actually play gulf to win a person?" "No, look..." "No,don't insult me by trying to defend this." "Because let me self dwell on it, I'm really got just to lose it" "But,look..." "Sally" "Stand off Ease it" "I just want settle this a coulp of ,ok?" "there is your stuff." "What you said my stuff?" "Hold on,hold on,this is yours" "Remember?" "From me" "Christmas" "Don't you remember there was a power went out,you had big snow storm." "and we were so frustrated." "You couldn't turn this on and watch it and the power came back,we turned it on,and..." "You looked so beautiful by the light of it" "And then we ..." "You know, by the light of it" "I remember" "and we stayed up all night and talked" "Yeah.." "You remember what we talked about?" "Yeah..." "No..." "The future" "We talked about the future,Handy" "Sally, wait" "I don't want to wait any more" "Good luck to debate" "Are you coming" "You got coming" "2 minutes,we are going,2 minutes" "2 minutes, Mr President" "Excuse me, Sir" "Hand shake relax" "I'll briefly finish 2 minutes, Handy Yeah" "Be on your toast,be sharp.You may have won your first debate,but it's a pay down." "Gentlemen, I believe we are ready" "It's starting." "Live from the seaport town, the Mooseport,the Mayoral dabate!" "With the candidates, Monroe Eagle Cole and Harold Handy Harrison" "We take your now moderater, Henry Hitower" "Good evening,I'm Hitower" "I'me honoured to moderate the second and final Mooseport mayoral debate." "As a tradition, we'll start with the game of rock,paper,scissors." "Handy,not scissors Gentlemen..." "Mr Hitower,could I..., I'd like to make a statement first.Is that ok?" "Mr President" "Oh, that's fine,I..." "I have a statement also." "Just...,Ok?" "thank you." "Yes,getleman" "Hey,Hi,everybody" "Hi,Handy" "I just want to say one thing" "I'm a little embarrassed about the way I have been running my campagin." "An election,it shouldn't be about personalities, you know,or gulf or who was dating," "Sally, if you watching this," "I was wrong to bring our relationship been to this." "I'm sorry" "Oh..." "I guess I did it again, I just brought our relationship been to it again." "So,I'm sorry for that, too" "I guess,what I want to say,folks,I thik an election should be about the town." "It should be about what we need and how we can work together to get things done." "The president can do great things for us" "Son of bitch¡" "Having him as a Mayor, that's an oppounity we can't pass off." "Tomorrow morning,I'm going to the polls, I'll cast my vote for the president." "Monroe Cole, for the Mayor of Mooseport" "Son of bithch" "Ladies and gentlemen" "What you've just seen is a selfless act." "Handy Harrison, is Mooseport" "He thinks He is Mooseport" "He knows its problems" "He knows his ports" "He knows his plumbing" "As only a person who lives here can" "So tomorrow morning, I'm going to the polls and I'm walking into that booth, that simple piece of paper that our forefathers gave their lives to secure." "Ah.... and I'm casting my vote for Harrison, Harold Handy Harrison,over there." "Man, he is great." "What you've just seen,ladies and gentlemen, this politics is finest,politics should be." "very good" "Harrison" "We did same thing,Mr President" "You son of bitch,you knew I got to do that,so you did it first." "I didn't know that,how can I know that?" "You bug me" "What we have just witnessed here on this rare night" "You bug me I didn't do anything." "It just showed us dencey Let me go" "It showed inclusiveness" "Handy" "It showed a neutral respect" "Get off me" "It's time to follow their example, it's time..." "Mr President, are you OK?" "Get off of Mr President" "Get off me" "So,Danny,see that debate last night?" "Did I,was anybody hurt?" "What?" "When the screen split up, apparently an minor bruise" "Any idea what had happended back there?" "They are saying there was a freak accident" "It's very freak" "Apparently stage region just snaped and fell the candiates where they were shaking hands." "Wow, well, you know we say It's Mooseport 20 minutes, Mr President" "How about the little music Good idea" "Morning president" "Cloud, pull it away" "How is your nose" "It's OK" "How is your lipand back?" "It's just the lip and it's fine." "I just assumed you back hurt, you know, I jumped on it." "well, say you the poll." "Whould ahead of you" "But, discard them in the water?" "Yeah, Martha is into scoop bin,as soon as she brings her wet suit,she'll get them" "Somehow,I can picture Martha in the wet suit." "Yeah, you are lucky,I can not picture" "All right" "Oh, You tightly hold it" "Here, let me show you,Mr President You have shaken a lot hands." "You, shake hands with the club" "Like this?" "yes" "I just put the ball,and picture like it's a former first-lady." "Just wipe it" "Blood sucking vampire" "Wow, you two had issues" "Haw..." "Jesus" "So,how can you not ask her?" "Ask what ?" "Oh,I don't know,I probably should have.." "scared, I guess." "well,marriage is a sacry thing" "I'll be the first one to tell you that" "But once a while, there comes along that special girl" "I know what you mean,that she did." "She is special" "I just think, eventually, she will find somebody else." "You know, you always hope that next guy will be some loser." "not the president" "Handy, the 16 toll of our match,you laid up." "yeah,I remember it." "You played the safe So you won" "I never would be a president of United States,if I laid up" "Sometimes, you just got a goal for the green." "For sake of all" "Out the way, out the way" "No comment,No question" "Handy" "Over there" "Once a politician" "¨tick himself)" "Always a politician" "It's 10 minutes pass the hour,and there are 20 minutes left before the polls closes in Mooseport Min." "With the former president campagin spending millions on TV, radio and other advertising, it's amazing that Handy harrison..." "It was so beautiful" "Hello" "Oh..." "I was thinking about..." "For once,don't talk please," "What Just listen,OK,can you do that?" "A long while back" "My mum asked me what I thought on you?" "You probably find it's hard to believe this." "Any way,could ask such thing,but she did." "I seen a man as admirer, I told her" "A fraud man,certainly, but a man with principles" "Since the Handy thing" "I have seen a man who only cares about Eagle and power" "A man who was stood to anything to win a position he doesn't even want." "Who someone he probably shouldn't even beat." "and it angries me,and it upsets me." "Mostly,it just made me sad" "Grace..." "Because you used to be better than that Monroe." "You really were" "Cole" "and that is no hand-shake,you son of bitch" "Sugar,Mr President" "Oh, 3 please" "No, no, no, 1" "Good morning Mr President Good morning" "Where is Grace" "I don't know,Sir" "Could you find her, please?" "Yes,Sir" "Let's go" "Eagle, we've got moving." "They want us down to the town for the announcemant." "Announcemant" "I get expose myself to announcement without knowing who won?" "They won't tell me,Eagle" "I have done everything,shout and bribing,the union supplier,beer." "Get on that token,Eagle, please sir" "Sally" "Handy, you back here" "Ah, hey." "Stun,man." "Yeah,I know" "Come on, don't you want to find out you won or lost, badly?" "I'm going to ... go ahead, No,we wait for you." "I'm going to meet you there" "I want you No,go" "You are my ride, man" "Come on OK, all right,let's go" "In a few monments,former President Cole and Harold Handy Harrison will all arrive." "will big power take some big money, carry all the day, there is a little while to veil,we shall soon see." "Ah,I have seen the president coming now." "Here comes Handy" "Hey, did you see Sally No" "If you see, let me know,OK?" "OK, OK" "President,Handy, come here,OK" "Sir,yellow speech if you won, OK blue one,if you..." "Should I out of you eyeline,Sir" "Ah, come on" "Hey,how are you doing?" "How are you doing?" "In the 240 years history of our favourable Mooseport," "There has never been a more exciting Mayoral race." "President, Handy" "I tell you citizens, the new Mayor of Mooseport is..." "Monrol Cole" "Oh, thank you" "As I'm sure you won't know, This was Mooseport largest election turn-out." "How big is the margin?" "Tight,real tight.but win is the thing" "It was so close" "It's something,right Yeah" "The president won by one vote." "Won by one vote" "One vote?" "Oh,my God" "My vote" "The 23rd Mayor of Mooseport..." "Monrol Eagle Cole" "Thank you very much, Morris" "Thank you everybody" "Ladies and gentlemen" "Once again, a great American electoral process as... folks" "You know,little while ago" "A person who has been with me for years, a person I trust like no one else" "Remind me of my principles" "Shoot some sense to me, so I have a confession to make" "I said that I would vote for Handy, I..." "I didn't." "I vote for myself" "So, my first act as Mayor is to turn the job over to the right winner..." "Handy Harrison" "Handy,Come on with me, applause for Handy" "Mr President, I..." "I have a confession to make also..." "I vote for myself too" "What Oh" "I want you a fair vote, Mr President" "So my first act as a Mayor is to turn the job back to the right winner..." "Mr Monrol Cole" "Cloud isn't bidding you, is he?" "No,not this one,Sir" "All right, I accept" "Tell her we call Jame House for 20 Mills." "Yes, please do,and tell them to send me half." "Say you in DC" "Any sign of her?" "Yes, Sir,agent Cloud found her. she is in airport" "Airport?" "come on ,let's move." "Sally,ah..." "I don't know" "Hey,Handy,nice try Thanks,thank you" "Bye,Handy Hi,Sophy" "Look, Sally, how are doing?" "Hum, gorgeous" "Hey, Handy, how well you did.I can't believe it." "Thank you.Thank you Reuben" "I vote for you" "How?" "You even don't like me.Sorry" "No,please,pleaes,pleaes No." "Oh,nice" "Ladies and gentlemen, 27 to Dalars delayed." "Please bear with us as we will let you know as soon as we know." "Grace,Grace" "Here,Mr President" "What are you doing here?" "I gave you my notice ,remember?" "Grace,come back" "No" "No" "Grace,look at me" "Swear to God,I will never have more than one sugar in my coffee for the rest of my life if you sitll have me" "And no salt" "A former president of the United States is down on his knees" "That's no hand-shake,either" "I'll go down my knees again No,no" "You certainly take the time." "What if my plane left" "Oh,you haven't heard, I'm a Mayor now" "This is Cloud,clear the plane." "Turnout today I have a litte bit poll here this airport" "27 passangers,we now have been cleard for take off." "Congratulations, Mr President" "That would be,congratulations,Mr Mayor" "Congratulations,Mr Mayor" "come on" "You doing the plumbing for the whole town now?" "No, I came to see you" "Do the drain" "Just one second" "Look,Sally,I was preparing for the whole speach." "What" "I was going to prepare the whole speech, OK,but, I think,you know, despite it, if Ijust say this at the monment" "All right, the truth is you are beautiful." "And you're smart and wonderful" "And I'm not, I'm not" "Handy Hang on,'cos I'm in the monment now" "This whole thing,it makes me take a prety hard look at myself" "And I'm not smart and I'm not beautiful,but..." "But help,I just beat the most popular president in history" "So maybe I'm OK" "Almost, you almost beat him" "Sally, between me and you, just,all the secret," "I beat him.Did you think I swallow the word for myself after I told the whole town,I wouldn't" "You give it away?" "Why?" "Because,because he needs it,I don't" "I..." "I only need you." "That's..that's my speech" "Handy" "Hold on, I got,I got something" "Dirt?" "No" "That's dirty." "I got to know how you feel." "Is that, I ask yours Yes" "It's dirty,but it's beautiful It's beautiful" "It's big and it's not just one diamond, diamonds aroud the side.It's diamond and mud" "Oh, did I say, in the speech,I forgot the whole part about how much I love you" "I didn't say,but,yes, There's no..." "I make a word thing,but you can't measure." "It's like, like you take the sun, you can take the heat from that sun and you put all of that in a love container" "Got it You got it" "Yes" "But you said yes, anyway, so this is all extral,like bonus" "My heart beating fast." "Let's go" "Plunger, come on, come on" "How can you be a sewer?" "that's,you kown, things happen to me" "Did I have a word you're wearing a false?" "Oh, my God,are you ok?" "You did it again I barely touch you" "Ok, look,you know,if this marriage's going to work, you're going to belike how strong you are.OK" "You are stronger than me,accept it." "I'm not stronger than you Yes, you are." "Wow, what about this?" "Bowl on my head." "A bowl on you, it's wider,but it's nice" "Excuse me, ladies" "Is Handy here?" "Handy,you got company" "Hey, how are you doing?" "Congratulations, Handy.You almost beat the most popular president in history" "Oh, you know how failings,right?" "Are you kidding?" "Let me cut the trees.What are you doing in about 2 years?" "Wait a minute How about governor Harrison sounds to you" "Gouvernor?" "what?" "Yeah, no, thank you" "We have got a real possibility here" "I..." "listen,thank you very much,I appreciate that you thinked about me,but" "I..." "I can't happier who I am well,I respect that" "OK, Have a good day" "Hey, hold on one second." "Let me just ask" "Can a gouvernor kind tell a Mayor what to do?" "Oh, yeah" "Oh,It's hurt,I told you."