"of what happened." "Oh, you mean the truth?" "Of course." "First,just state your name and your occupation for the record." "Egg Shen." "Bus driver." "Bus driver." "What kind of bus and where, please?" "Oh." "Tour bus." "Bus for tourists." "San Francisco, Chinatown." "Before we get to the meat of this thing, doyou at the present time have any knowledge of the whereabouts of a Mr.Jack Burton or his truck?" "Oh, God!" "Will you leave him alone?" "Mr. Shen, please." "You could be in a great deal of trouble." "Halfa city block explodes in a ball of green flame, and there are people who say you're involved, thatyou might be responsible, thatyou're a very dangerous man." "Now, ifyou're protectingJack Burton" "You leave Jack Burton alone!" "We are in his debt." "He showed great courage." "OK." "But ifl'm going to be your attorney, there are a few things that I have to know that still don't make any sense to me..." "like, uh, you really believe in magic?" "You mean Chinese black magic?" "Yes." "Oh, absolutely." "Areyou still serious about this?" "And, uh, monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose?" "Oh, sure." "And sorcery." "And I suppose thatyou expect me to believe in sorcery as well?" "Of course." "Why?" "Because it's real." "How can I know that, Mr. Shen?" "How?" "Yes." "How?" "Help me out here." "Please." "How?" "See?" "That was nothing, but that's how it always begins, very small." "This isJack Burton in the Pork-Chop Express, and I'm talking to whoever's listening out there." "Like I told my last wife, I says," ""I never drive faster than I can see, besides, it's all in the reflexes."" "Youjust listen to the old Pork-Chop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night." "When some wild-eyed, eight-foot maniac taps your favorite head up against a barroom wall and asks you ifyou've paid your dues, rememberwhat oldJack Burton always says at a time like that." "" Haveyou paid your dues,Jack?"" ""Yes, sir." "The check is in the mail."" "I'm not saying that I been everywhere and I done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of fool to thinkwe're all alone in this universe." "[Horn Honks]" "[Horn Honks]" "Honk, honk!" "Honk, honk!" "[Horn Honks]" "[Pig Squealing]" "[Speaking Chinese]" "You're going even?" "I bet even." "I know it's odd." "All right, even!" "Another!" "Come on!" "You want one more?" "I'll buy some experience." "[Speaking Chinese]" "No." "It's odd." "It's even." "You know it." "Let's play some fan-tan, buddy boy!" "Three!" "I knew it!" "Heaven and earth." "What can I tell you?" "Ha, ha, ha!" "Ha, ha, ha!" "Did you like that one?" "What did he say, Wang?" "In English." "Something about beginner's luck, but he quits." "What is this?" "It's a brand-new day." "The man's still got 100 bucks." "I won't complain." "I'd have lost my shirt soon." "It breaks my heart to do this, but next time I'm down here, you'll gang up on poor oldJack." "No." "Sure." "No!" "Not next time." "Now." "I hope this won't get ugly now." "I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, wasjust a couple of old friends, both Californians" "Ah, shit, Wang." "It's only a game." "Nothing or double" "This knife... cuts this bottle in half." "Nothing or double." "Bullshit." "Nothing or double." "Why?" "I need the money." "I got near 1 ,000 bucks." "1 ,148,Jack." "OK." "But not that bottle." "This bottle." "OK." "You're out of your mind, but God bless you!" "It's all in the reflexes." "It always works at home." "Have me over for dinner." "In the meantime, pay up, 1 ,148 bucks times 2." "I can't pay." "I didn't hear that." "I'm just a poor Chinese boy." "Yeah?" "You own a restaurant." "That's a hell of a lot more than me." "I meant I don't got the money on me." "That's what I thought." "Where's your truck parked?" "First, I got to go somewhere." "Let's meet at my restaurant in a few hours." "Whereyou got to go?" "The airport." "Over my dead body." "Ifneed be." "I'll followyou." "You don't trust me?" "That reminds me of an old Chinesejoke." "I'll takeyou." "You were going to follow me." "I came to my senses." "Who are we picking up?" "A girl." "Where from?" "Peking." "This is a big day in my life." "I should have gone home and gotten 40 winks." "I picked up girls from everywhere else, but never from China." "She pretty?" "I'm going to marry her,Jack." "Oh, God!" "I've known her since we were kids." "I haven't seen her in fiveyears." "I worked my fingers till they bled." "I saved every nickel to bring her here." "I can't eat or think properly without her anymore." "She's going to put my life in order." "Boy, listen to me." "Real tough guy, huh?" "You sound a little nervous, pal." "That's why the bottle didn't slice!" "My mind and my spirit are going north and south." "[Announcement In Chinese]" "Flightnumber26 hasjustarrived atgatenumberseven." "Whoa!" "Who is that?" "She has green eyes." "That's very rare." "How can you tell from here?" "Not her." "She's trouble." "Miao Yin!" "Beautiful green eyes like creamyjade." "Trouble, huh?" "Can I askyou a serious question?" "Absolutely not." "Then, would you consider justjumping right into" "Neverwith someone in your condition." "What's my condition?" "Try standing downwind." "It's Miller time." "You know what I say when it's Miller time?" "Wait a minute." "Hey!" "Don't!" "Don't what?" "Chinatown's Lords of Death street gang." "This isn't good." "What are they doing here?" "Your passport." "Tara!" "Miao Yin!" "Excuse me." "Miao Yin." "Excuse me." "Oh!" "Let's you and me have a little talk." "What?" "Where'd you get that?" "Ahh!" "Wait a minute, pal." "Ahh!" "Get that one!" "Jack!" "Come on,Jack!" "[Speaking Chinese]" "Where?" "Uh, call the cops!" "[Tires Screech]" "[Tires Screech]" "Son of a bitch must pay." "All right." "Why did they steal your girl?" "Why isn't Central Park safe anymore?" "The world's full of hoodlums!" "That American girl back at the airport seemed to know something was up." "She's nuts!" "She's a lawyer." "She's a what?" "Aw, come on!" "What the hell!" "They stay at this clubhouse." "To sharpen their knives?" "Where is it?" "Thankyou." "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen." "I am Mr. Egg Shen with his wonderful tour today." "Sit back." "Enjoyyourselves." "Long time ago, Chinese men with Gold-Rush fever flooded into California, what we call mountain of gold," "leaving behind theirwives and children, working foryears to complete the Transcontinental Railroad, saving all their pennies, and then they sent for their families to help build this beautiful Chinatown you see outsideyourwindow this fine warm day." "[Speaking Chinese]" "[Horn Honks]" "[Speaking Chinese]" "Go down that alley." "What alley?" "Go right now!" "Where the hell are we?" "Come on,Jack." "[Chinese Music Playing]" "Excuse me, ma'am." "I don't supposeyou saw" "No." "Keep moving." "[Chanting]" "Is it a parade?" "A funeral." "Fighting Tong." "They're Chang Sings." "Don't panic,Jack." "They're OK." "They're good guys." "Maybe we should try a different alley." "Wang...these guys, these Sing Dings, they got enemies?" "Wing Kong." "Holy shit!" "These guys are animals,Jack." "[Speaking Chinese]" "Shit!" "Ah!" "Ahh!" "Ja!" "Yo ho!" "Aii!" "What's happening, Wang?" "Chinese standoff." "A what?" "Don't make a sound." "Aahhh!" "Aaahhh!" "Hiya!" "Hiyit!" "Hiyit!" "Dit!" "Hhhhh!" "Who's that?" "[Thunder]" "Oohhh!" "Daa!" "Daa!" "Dooo!" "Ooo!" "Ooo!" "Ooo!" "Doooh!" "Oooowha!" "[Speaking Chinese]" "[Speaking Chinese]" " Howha!" " Howha!" "[Speaking Chinese]" "Hi!" "Hi!" "Yip!" "Grrrr!" "No questions!" "Get out of here!" "[Horn Honks]" "[Honk]" "[Honk]" "[Honk]" "[Honk]" "Eeee!" "Jack!" "[Horn Honks]" "[Horn Honks]" "I think it was Lo Pan!" "Who?" "[Thunder]" "Aaahhhh!" "Oh!" "Aaahhhh!" "Don't look,Jack!" "I already did!" "I can't see!" "It's OK." "It's only temporary." "Over here!" "Bend over." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I ran straight through him." "How the hell could I run straight through him?" "It only appeared that way." "Lords of Death,Jack." "OK." "I'm going home." "Keepyour money." "Wang Chi, looking for us?" "They know your name:" "That's not good." "Let's go!" "My truck!" "Forget it!" "The Lords of Death are controlled by the Wing Kong." "Great!" "Who wiped out all thoseyellow turbans up there?" "Those guys were winning." "[Speaking Chinese]" "[Speaking Chinese]" "He says it was the storms, the three storms." "What about whatever it was I ran straight through?" "Fast!" "Lucky us." "We made it." "Where's my truck?" "I'm out of here." "Isn'tyour truck insured?" "Of course." "Smart man gets it later." "Smart man calls the cops." "Cops don't want to get killed." "Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento." "There's got to be a listing!" "I pay them six Gs a year." "China is here, Mr. Burton." "The Chang Sing, the Wing Kong, they've been fighting for centuries." "What does that mean-- China is here?" "I don't even know what that means." "All I know is, this Lo Pan character suddenly appears in the middle of an alley, and hejust stands there waiting for me to drive my truck through him!" "Jack, please!" " [Thunder]" " Hello." "Hello." "When did this happen?" "It didn't, Uncle Chu." "Yeah, it did." "Tall guy, weird clothes." "Is thisjust a switchboard?" "Lo Pan appeared on the street?" "Why didn'tyou tell me?" "I didn't want to alarm you." "It's an accident, not an act of God." "Look, what's your name?" "Mine'sJack Burton." "Good afternoon, Mr. Wong." "Eddie Lee, meetJack Burton." "He's a maitre d'." "And a whole lot more." "I don't know my policy number." "Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will you?" "Jack Burton?" "Yeah?" "Oh." "Go ahead." "Boy!" "The guyyou always told me about, huh?" "Then that was your abandoned truck." "Abandoned like hell." "Yeah." "Hello?" "Ha, ha, ha!" "Aw, Christ!" "The Lords of Death stole it afteryou ran away." "They stole my truck?" "We'll find it foryou." "You're damn right you will." "Money and time are important to me." "Your phone is dead." "I lost a girl." "The Lords of Death werejoyriding, not acting on any orders from the Wing Kong." "Theywanted a girl." "Miao Yin was there." "That skirmish happened because Lo Pan ordered the boss of the Chang Sings assassinated." "That was his funeral." "It was a war." "Don't panic." "It's only me, Gracie Law." "Great." "Just passing through the neighborhood?" "This is my neighborhood." "Sure, it was a war." "Anybody there went to the hell of being cut to pieces." "Hell of what?" "Chinese have a lot of hells." "Why is Gracie Law here?" "She can't get enough of me." "You know I'm always poking my nose where it doesn't belong." "This mix-up is my fault, sort of." "But I heard those punks thatjumped me took the girl they kidnapped to the White Tigers for a quick sale." "Who was she?" "My fiancee." "The White Tigers?" "Ifwe get there tonight, we can buy her back." "A search warrant's too complicated." "Hold it." "I'm feeling like an outsider." "You are." "Jack, I need more help." "I can't payyou today." "I need cash for Miao Yin." "It's gonna cost." "She's got green eyes." "Oh, no." "That's an extra to these people." "What people?" "Look, this Lo Pan I ran over-- through... has spirit medium powers." "His flesh and his bones are atomized." "He becomes a dream." "What?" "That's an exaggeration." "Please, help me, OK?" "I got a great idea." "Please, help me, OK?" "I got a great idea." "Relax." "I am relaxed." "I'd go with you, but those slavers know my face, and they'd want to push it in." "No, theywon't." "Jack, my destiny rests in your capable hands." "I'll try." "Trick them." "OK." "Look stupid." "He does." "Boy, it sure is raining cats and dogs." "The cab driver said-- he told me that I could" "Well, that the White Tiger would..." "Oh." "Uh, just a minute, please." "Excuse me for a second, guys." "I think I know that car." "What's she doing now?" "Strange girl." "That building." "The White Tiger." "It's creepy." "Do we have to go in?" "I will, ifwe have to." "I'll do anything to get my story." "One of our best men is inside now." "How areyou, ma'am?" "Henry Swanson's my name, and excitement's my game:" "Cash or charge?" "Oh, gosh." "Cash, I guess." "It's not deductible, is it?" "Ha, ha, ha!" "Mrs. O'Toole will take care of your needs." "I wish these were in color." "I'm in the mood for a girl with green eyes." "Price is no object." "I like them fresh off the boat." "The more exotic, the better." "Chinese girls do not come with green eyes." "Let's go in." "It's only been 10 minutes." "Give the guy a chance." "How long you been in the U.S. of A.?" "Three month." "Where from?" "Hong Kong." "What happens?" "You stay a while, old girls leave, new girls come in?" "Maybe." "Takeyour tie off, please." "Takeyour tie off, please." "I know whatyou mean." "Mywife gave it to me for Christmas." "[Rumbling]" "Holy shit!" "Wow!" " Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" "Aaah!" "Oh!" "Aah!" "No!" "Uhh!" "Green explosions, people flying around?" "That was not real." "I want to talk to the cops." "Where am I?" "My office." "You sleep in your office?" "These guys--I mean, these storms" "What are they, magicians?" "Sort of." "It's hard to explain." "Try hard." "Here." "Drink." "They'd only take Miao one place." "Lo Pan." "Yes." "The godfather of Little China," "David Lo Pan." "The owner of the Wing Kong Import/Export Trading Company, who's so reclusive no one's seen him in years?" "Who areyou?" "I'm Margo Litzenberger." "I'm with" "I've been trying to get somebody, anybody from the press to listen to me about this." "You couldn't have seen Lo Pan." "He's hiding." "He's got enemies" "I'm getting Miao Yin back." "[Jack] Who's that?" "It's OK, Tara." "You can go back to sleep." "From the airport." "Sure." "I was protecting her civil rights, making sure she gets a chance." "This isjust so shocking." "I must be monumentally naive." "You are." "Now we have to grabyour fiancee" "I'm a reasonable guy, but I'vejust experienced unreasonable things." "Somebody, I don't care who, tell me what is going on." "The truth?" "I can take it." "We don't know." "[Thunder]" "I'm going now!" "Where?" "It's pouring out." "The Wing Kong exchange." "The most dangerous den of madmen in Chinatown?" "You can't waltz in there" "Like the wind." "I can." "My mind and spirit are as one:" "As two." "I'm coming." "I'd go, but" "I know." "There's a problem with your face." "Sit tight." "Keep the home fires burning." "Ifwe're not back by dawn, call the president." "This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang." "Total concentration." "You ready,Jack?" "I was born ready." "I love working nights!" "Don't get up, don't get up." "Phone company." "Boys, where's the minipanel at?" "Probably through here, huh?" "[Speaking Chinese]" "Wang." "Good work,Jack." "I think they actually fell for it." "Yeah." "Hey." "Last time, the problem was caused by squirrels chewing through the wires." "Where's that central junction box?" "I think it's down there." "What does that say?" "Hell of boiling oil." "You're kidding." "Yeah." "It says keep out." "[Speaking Chinese]" "We've got to do something." "[Speaking Chinese]" "Hmm." "Goat butts against the edge, and its horns become entangled." "I haven't had the pleasure." "Miss Gracie Law, Mr. Egg Shen." "Egg's our local authority on Lo Pan." "He's helping us out." "How?" "It's been two hours." "Let's beat down the door." "No." "We have to gather our strength." "Now there's clouds and thunder..." "The image of difficulty at the beginning." "Mmm." "But finally we shall bring order out of chaos." "Look." "Yeah." "Whatyou got here is two people dragging a third." "Miao Yin." "You did that, right?" "I guess so." "I hope so." "Jack, check this out." "What is this, Chinese or something?" "Counting backwards?" "Not backwards." "Downwards." "Of course the Chinese mix everything up." "Lookwhat they're working with." "There's Buddhism, Confucianism, and Taoist, alchemy and sorcery." "We take what we want and leave the rest, just like your salad bar." "But there's one thing even David Lo Pan must acknowledge." "All movement in the universe is caused by tension between positive and negative furies." "When the furies are out of balance..." "As in Lo Pan, who is cursed..." "The people turn into immortal demon..." "An evil existing only to plague the living." "Well, then, whatyou're saying is," "David Lo Pan-- what is he, a ghost?" "He plays at being a man." "A creature of vast, dark, destructive power." "We're out this hatch and up the cables." "Is that brilliant, orwhat?" "The cable is three stories high and covered with grease." "It's real." "At least we know where we stand." "Yeah, in deep shit." "What?" "What the hell?" "Shit!" "Did you think they'd let us walk in like the wind?" "That was your damn point!" "My point was to find Miao Yin and get your truck back!" "I'll buy another one!" "There's only one Miao Yin!" "Jesus Christ!" "Where are we?" "Hell of the upside-down sinners!" "Hiya!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Hey, you." "Come on over here and fight like a man." "Oh, shit,Jack." "I don't like the looks of this." "Where are we, Wang?" "You are nowhere!" "Oh, boy." "Look, we came here to see David Lo Pan." "Ah?" "David Lo Pan." "You have succeeded, Mr. Burton." "What, you?" "I don't get this." "I thought Lo Pan" "Quiet!" "You are not on this world to "get it."" "Lo Pan is like" "Nothing you can understand." "There are many mysteries, many unanswerable questions, even in a life as short as yours." "We should still ask." "Like, where's my truck?" "You are looking for a girl with green eyes." "Yes!" "She must be something extraordinary." "Oh, I'm not about to waste another 2,000 years." "There aren't many Chinese girls with green eyes." "There neverwere." "Beggars can't be choosers." "I can!" "Tell me about Miao Yin, huh?" "What province is she from?" "Hunan?" "Her mother, her father?" "He must be a holy man." "You got a tongue, Dave." "Ask heryourself." "[Speaking Chinese]" "[Yelling In Chinese]" "Mr. Burton, ifyou have influence overyouryouthful friend, exert it now!" "Otherwise, you will both be brought to the hell where people are skinned alive!" "Areyou crazy?" "Is thatyour problem?" "He means it." "My problem is this place." "This place is my tomb." "I'm buried here." "Ayoung man, a king, a warrior, is entombed in this old man's crippled body." "And all I need is a woman, Mr. Burton-- a special kind of woman with dragon-green eyes to make me whole again so I may rule the universe from beyond this grave." "Ching Dai, God of the East." "Who, him?" "Not me." "My demon." "The god I must appease in order to regain my heart, my blood." "A girl with green eyes to satisfy Ching Dai, a girl brave enough to embrace the naked blade." "I will marry her." "Never!" "My curse will be lifted!" "You'll rule from beyond the grave." "Indeed!" "Or check into a psycho ward, huh?" "Jack, will you" "I'm supposed to buy this shit?" "2,000 years, and he can't find one broad to fit the bill?" "There have been others, to be sure." "There are always others." "You seem to know the difficulties between men and women, how seldom it works out." "And yet, we all keep trying, like fools." "Who are these people?" "Friends of yours?" "This really pisses me off!" "Come on, stick around." "Where's Miao Yin?" "In this building?" "Safe." "Where!" "Saferwith me than any creature on earth." "Go ahead, give us the runaround." "Go ahead, give us the runaround." "But this woman has a deadline, and her pen is mightier than your sword." "No visitors." "I don't make the policy." "Come on, man." "Give them a tour." "What's it gonna hurt?" "Ha, ha, ha!" "I can helpyou." "You OK,Jack?" "Yeah." "We're in a room, no windows, a few skeletons." "Where's the light coming from?" "The floor." "[Speaking Chinese]" "With the easing of trade restrictions..." "[Speaking Chinese]" "Nextyear, we will start importing strange things from Peking." "What sort of strange things?" "Are we going up or down?" "It feels like down." "[Coughing]" "[Speaking Chinese]" "[Speaking Chinese]" "Great." "Great." "Thankyou,Jack." "I thinkwe've come up." "First we went down, then they brought us up." "Two, three-feet thick." "Probablywelded shut and covered with brick." "That's OK." "Let'sjust chew ourway out." "Lo Pan has plans for us." "Which Lo Pan?" "The basket case on wheels or the tall roadblock?" "They're the same." "You know something you're not telling me, Wang." "Myths and legends." "I don't want to insultyou." "No, go ahead." "Insult me." "It's about all sorts of scary things" "An ancient army of the dead, the spirit city, and monkey sacrifices and the first emperor of China, that mad monarch who federated our seven warring states, defeated Lo Pan, and imposed upon him that curse of no flesh in 272 B.C." "Chinese hear these things when we're kids." "Then we grow up... and pretend not to believe them." "No horseshit, Wang?" "No horseshit,Jack." "I don't blameyou." "I'm Chinese, and I don't even want to believe it." "But it's for real-- sorcery, Chinese black magic." "[Footsteps]" "Blindfolds!" "You make one move" "Ahh!" "Ahh!" "Now, let's try that again." "Don't make me kill you." "Come on!" "Come on,Jack!" "Come on!" "How?" "Hhhhhhh!" "Ohhhh!" "Aaah!" "Aah!" "Uhh!" "Great work,Jack." "Yeah." "We're all inside-- me, Gracie, and Margo." "Uncle Chu and Egg are outside, ready to go." "Here,Jack." "Hey, I'll tradeyou." "Which way?" "Fast, before theywake up." "There, I think." "Down there." "Yaah!" "No pathetic excuses." "I smell the blood of human beings." "Find them!" "Boil them until their flesh falls off." "You heard me!" "Empty." "Oh, Miao Yin." "I need you, Miao Yin." "You, whose eyes flash like emerald lightning." "Ching Dai... make me flesh again soon... please." "Let's go." "It's clear." " Safety." " Oh, yeah." "Wang!" "Aah!" "First time you ever plug somebody?" "Of course not." "Come on!" "Do we want to go up or down?" "Up or down?" "Up!" "All has become... strange." "A world so unreal and yet, at once so frightening." "[Gasping, Coughing]" "Open up!" "Open up or I'll blow his head off!" "[Speaking Chinese]" "Open!" "[Speaking Chinese]" "And your souls be with his to the hell of the holy dragon." "[Coughing]" " You all right?" " Yeah." " Margo." "Jack!" " Where's Gracie?" " On the floor next door." "She's like a wildcat." "Howyou gonna spring us?" "I have no idea." "That way maybe!" "[Speaking Chinese]" "[Jack] Wang, haul ass!" "Come on, come on." "Keep moving!" "Margo,jump in!" "In there?" "Areyou nuts?" "Go!" "Aah!" "[Yelling In Chinese]" "Where's Margo?" "I don't know." " Where are we?" " Where's Eddie?" "Beats me!" "Where'sJack?" "Jack!" "Jack!" "Jack." "[Gasps]" "Oh,Jack!" "Hey!" "Sorry." "I'm just thrilled to be alive." "Yeah, sure." "Let's go." "It's like some giant garbage disposal." "I think it is, sort of." "[Mumbles]" "Would you stop rubbing your body against mine?" "Because I can't concentrate when you do that." "Oh!" "I mean really." "Where'sJack?" "It's OK." "Everybody relax." "Jack, I know where we are." "This is like a central" " Sewer?" " Yeah." "Water comes in up there." "Seawater from the bay." "Fills this room, then diverted to different chambers." "I bet it's where we first got on that elevator." "All right." "We're almost out of here." "From here on, it gets pretty normal" "Offices, storerooms-- a nice false front." "I count to three." "I open that door." "We move out." "Everybody got that?" "Follow the leader." "One, two, three." "We may be trapped." "Hide!" "[Speaking In Chinese]" "Hide!" "They only saw me!" "We'll fight together." "Do or die." "Ha!" "Time to go." "The bus is outside in a parking lot." "Here's the deal." "I run interference." "You bring up the rear." "Can you handle that?" "Canyou?" "All in a night's work." "Youjust reach for the sky." "Let's go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Aah!" "Doing real good, guys." "Come on,Jack!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Open the doors!" "Let's go!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" " Aah!" " Duck!" "We made it." "Holy-- we made it!" "Where's Miao Yin?" "Inside." "Somewhere inside." "Where's Gracie?" "Rr rrr rr!" "Aargh!" "Aah!" "Aargh!" "Aah!" "Rrr rrr!" "Ooh!" "Let me down, you overstuffed monstrosity!" "Rr rr rrr!" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Aargh!" "What does it mean?" "Two girls with green eyes?" "After all theseyears." "Unchain me!" "You won't get awaywith this!" "Where's Lo Pan?" "Ha, ha, ha!" "This one has fire, as well." "Listen, I've had it up to here with you maniacs." "I want to see that disgusting flesh peddler," "David Lo Pan, in person." "He's afraid to see an unarmed girl, one on one?" "Where is he?" "Ha, ha, ha!" "You know what this is?" "This is like some radical Alice In Wonderland." "That's it." "You've probably got a best-seller on your hands." "Call the police." "You're not a one-man army." "Cops got better things to do than get killed." "Uagh!" "Hey, there he is." " Aah!" " Aah!" "No!" "These are our friends." "They're the Chang Sings." "Any of them savvy English?" "Who's this guy?" "Got any guns?" "Not against Lo Pan, but here's one foryou." "Like Dirty Harry." "I'll stick with these." "You coming, Egg?" "It's my destiny." "Ifl don't, you'll never make it out alive." "Me, too." "Yeah, sure, kid." "You can't keep the press out, mister." "You're staying here topside with Eddie and Uncle Chu." "He's got a crush on you." "Likeyou've got on Gracie?" "I just want my truck back." "She's not even your type." "All brains." "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Playyour cards right, you live to talk about it." "Oh, boy." "Areyou OK?" "Areyou Miao Yin?" "Yes." "Miao Yin." "W-w-who areyou?" "Lo Pan." "You've come to seek me out with your green eyes:" "Yes" " No, no, no." "Yes." "What's going on here?" "Is this some kind of" "Magic, the darkest magic." "My soul swims in it, scattered across time, trapped in the world of formlessness, until I find her... and marry her." "Marry her?" "The girl with green eyes." "The girl who can tame the burning blade." "Miao Yin... or Grace." "Lo." "Great start." "It's the otherway." "Let me hold that." "A brave man likes feeling nature on his face." "A wise man has sense to get out of the rain." "He lives here?" "He owns the block." "He's rich." "This place is a dump." "To Western eyes." "This stuff's priceless." "Well... all set?" "Yeah..." "readywhen you are, Egg." "[Speaking Chinese]" "Where does this go?" "Down." "Lo Pan is there." "Down where?" "Where is the universe?" "Jack, don't be afraid." "Afraid?" "Areyou kidding?" "Where in the hell are we?" "Underneath Chinatown." "[Speaking Chinese]" "Ayh!" "Ut!" "Aiah!" "Aiugh!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Sah!" "Aioh!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Sem!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "Suy!" "That is not water." "Black blood of the earth." "Don'tyou mean oil?" "I mean black blood of the earth." "A thousand years ago, huge earthquakes turned the world upside down." "Many normal people were killed." "Many unnatural people roamed free to commit great offenses against the gods." "Suy!" "Suy!" "Sat!" "[Speaking Chinese]" "Hai!" "[Speaking Chinese]" "Aip!" " Augh!" " Augh!" "Hut!" "They have survived the burning blade, tamed the savage heart." "I will marry both women." "Prepare them." "Hai!" " Hai!" " Hai!" "[Gurgling]" "What is that, huh?" "I mean, it sounds like" "Something breathing underwater." "Yeah." "[Gurgling]" "Aargh!" "Aah!" "You will come out no more:" "What?" "Huh?" "What will come out no more?" "Come on!" "Damn it!" "Miao Yin?" "[Door Opens]" "Hey, Wang?" "Egg." "Hey,Jack, come on!" "Oah!" "It's OK,Jack." "Wing Kong's storeroom." "Emergency provisions." "We're inside Lo Pan's domain." "Squeak squeak!" "Later." "We're getting close, real close." "Now for some more bad news." "This gets worse?" "Come on!" "2,258 years ago, the first sovereign emperor, Trunje Wong Alijima, subjugated Lo Pan, made him of low flesh." "Only an evil dream" "Get to the damn point!" "To be whole again, he had to find this certain girl of his prophecy and marry her to appease the god." "To appease the emperor, he had to kill her." "Kill her?" "No!" "What are we talking Chinese history for when we've got to" "We are getting ready to strike the final blow." "When we reach Lo Pan." "The power in this flask will be our only hope against the boldest satyr of the underworld, the ultimate evil spirit." "Oh, yes." "Only a dream can kill a dream." "I've waited for this for a long time." "The evil dream will die." "[Speaking Chinese]" "Wing Kong outside." "Were they real?" "Yeah." "Dressed for Lo Pan's wedding." "What's in the flask?" "Magic potion?" "Yeah." "Do we drink it?" "Yeah." "I am the past come back to hauntyou, Lo Pan." "[Speaking Chinese]" "My God, no." "Please!" "What is that?" "Don't tell me." "The guardian." "What it sees, Lo Pan knows." "They have returned." "This time, they are not alone." "Egg Shen is with them." "That little sorcerer has brought them through the bog of the dead trees." "Egg Shen." "Egg Shen." "You've come farto fiindme, butit's toolate." "Thereare two girls with green eyes." "I'llmarryboth, then I'llsacrifiice Gracie Law toappeasemyemperor andlive outmyearthlypleasures with Miao Yin." "Ha, ha!" "That's right, Egg Shen." "Thebest of two worlds." "Ha, ha, ha" "Hey, you never know till you try." "Let's get out of here." "You know what I don't like about this?" "Where is everybody?" "Preparing for Lo Pan's wedding." "Oh!" "We shouldn't be in here, not this easily." "It's a setup." "Lo Pan is about to take his queen." "He's too busy to care." "So where is he, Egg?" "Rrr rrr!" "Jack." "Here." "What?" "Hollow?" "Hollow." "Good." "Jack!" "I know." "An elevator." "It only goes down." "Look." "Hey, all right!" "Time for the medicine." "Cheers!" "Uh, this does what again, exactly?" "Huge buzz." "Oh!" "Good!" "See and do things no one else can." "Real things?" "As real as Lo Pan." "What more could I want?" "The six-demon bag." "Terrific." "A six-demon bag." "What's in it?" "Wind, fire, all those things." "To the army, navy, and the battles they've won." "To America's colors that never run." "May liberty's wings never lose a feather." "Ah!" "[Burp]" "Feel pretty good." "I mean, I'm not, uh..." "I'm not scared at all." "I just feel..." "I feel kind of invincible." "Me, too." "I got a very positive attitude about this." "Good." "Me, too." "Yeah." "Is it getting hot, or is itjust me?" "Ching Dai." "Ching Dai." "Ching Dai." "Oh, great Ching Dai, equal with heaven." "Come into our presence and witness this holy matrimony." "Miao Yin." "And the ultimate evil spirit." "And now, my beloved disciples, the moment of truth." "The needle of love." " Yay!" " Yay!" "Ifl could shoot that" "No." "Not until he's married." "Then he's flesh." "Then it's too late." "Oh, Ching Dai, you who shake the heavens and descend from the East." "All I ask in order to conquer this universe is thatyou grant me flesh...and blood." "Yes." "Guide my hand as I insert this needle into Miao Yin." "Let him complete the ceremony, then he is ours for certain!" "Come, my love." "Give it to me." "Ahh!" "Ugh!" "It's working." "I am mortal!" "Ha, ha, ha!" "Aaguhh!" "Look out, guys!" "Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" "Aah!" "Ha, ha!" "Aah!" " Aah!" " Aah!" "No way." "Niyh!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Come." "Hai!" "Hai!" "Come on." "It won't hurt." "Aiyh!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Hiah!" "Arough!" "Yi!" "Ah, shit!" "Take her." "Aagh!" "Peasant magic." "Ai-ya-a-ah!" "You never could beat me, Egg Shen." "Arrogh!" "Aiya!" "Aah!" "Uogh!" "[Speaking Chinese]" "It's Gracie." "Areyou OK?" "We've got to get Lo Pan." "Wang!" "Come on!" "Pull it apart." "Come on!" "[Speaking Chinese]" "Aah!" "Rr roror!" "Jack!" "Where does this go?" "Up." "To Lo Pan's office." "It's cooler." "From there we can..." "Doyou have a gun?" "A knife." "A knife?" "This guy's 12 feet tall!" "7." "I can handle him." "I took something." "I see things no one else can see." "Why areyou dressed like that?" "I--I--I was getting married." "He was marrying both of us just because... uh...my eyes are green, too." "I guess..." "I mean..." "Oh, God, is this really happening?" "[Elevator Stops]" "Look into my eyes." "Look into my eyes." "I have suffered so much pain and agony." "Look at me!" "No!" "I don't understand." "I don't belong toyou." "You don't." "You belong to Ching Dai." "I must sacrificeyou, but I loveyou and I need you." "No!" "Take her!" "Take her!" "Master!" "You are flesh!" "I am." "I am!" "It worked!" "Ching Dai is appeased." "[Speaking Chinese]" "Now we must satisfy the first emperor by destroying this!" "Not so fast, gentlemen." "Is it too much to ask?" "Kill him for me!" "Too many people have been dropping, and where's that getting us, huh?" "Nowhere." "Fast." "You know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this?" "Who?" "Jack Burton." "Me." "[Running Footsteps]" "OldJack always says," ""What the hell?"" "Jaaah!" "[Clang]" "It's a good knife." "Good-bye, Mr. Burton." "[Thunder]" "[Clang]" "It's all in the reflexes." "Wang." "Aah!" "Da!" "Areyou all right?" "Yes." "Thanks." "Wait." "Aah!" "Ah ah ah ah aarh!" "A-yah!" "Hai!" "Hhhhhhh!" "Aah!" "I don't think he's gonna stop!" "Aah!" "Come on!" "Aah!" "[Kaboom!" "]" "[Electrical Sparks]" "We got a problem." "There." "Ba-kaaaah!" "Aah!" "Ya!" "Jack!" "Come on,Jack!" "Jump,Jack!" "Jump!" "This whole place is filthy!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "How did you get up there?" "Wasn't easy." "Stand aside." "Take it away!" "Go!" "Hang on to this." "Watch out, Wang Chi!" "Go for it, Wang!" "Come on!" "Go!" "[Ding Ding Ding]" "Hold on to me!" "Don't let me go!" "Doyou know whereyou're going?" "Faster, faster!" "Hurry,Jack!" "Come on,Jack!" "Open it!" "There's my truck." "My truck!" "Get in!" "Hai-ya!" "They took the key!" "Useyour spare!" "But it's underneath the" "[Engine Starts]" "What was that?" "6.9 on the Richter scale!" "Hang on!" "Sorry!" "Can'tyou drive this thing?" "Relax!" "[Sirens]" "Stop!" "Red light!" "[Brakes Squeal]" "[Sirens]" "Take it easy." "OK." "We made it." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Oh, look at that." "Doesn't that makeyou feel good?" "Terrific." "Light's green." "You can go." " Yay!" " Woo-hoo!" "All right!" "Come on." "Another bottle!" "Come on!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "What areyou doing,Jack?" "I'll be back." "Where areyou going?" "Oh, well, mywork's done." "Lo Pan is dead, and the evil spell has been lifted." "Years ago, I promised myself a long vacation, and it's time to collect." "Why don'tyou go to China, visit the motherland?" "Well, China's in the heart,Jack." "Wherever I go, she's with me." "What will you call it?" "I don't know." "Maybeyou could come over to my place later and help me find a title." "Here,Jack." "Nothing or triple." "Nothing or double." "Triple." "You earned it." "You're right." "I did." "Thanks, Wang." "Well, last chance." "I'm a rich man now." "Give up the open road, sell my truck, settle down." "I couldn't have that on my conscience." "It might work ifyou buy a bigger truck, one with a cozy little apartment in back." "Sounds pretty great, but sooner or later, I rub everybody the wrong way and" "Well, let me think about it." "God, aren'tyou even going to kiss her?" "Nope." "Seeyou around, Burton." "Never can tell." "Bye,Jack." "We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?" "No horseshit,Jack." "No horseshit." "[Thunder]" "Listen to the old Pork-Chop Express now and take his advice on a stormy night when the lightning's crashing and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead." "RememberwhatJack Burton does when the earth quakes and the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake." "Jack Burton looks that old storm right square in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot, pal." "I can take it."" "Aargh!" "Arrough!" "Arrough!" 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