"Noi, I think you're going to be late for school." "Noi, you're going to be late for school." "Hello." "Kiddi!" "What are you doing here?" "I've come to raise my son." " Isn't that a little bit late?" "Oh, shut up Mum." "What are you hanging around for?" "You're late for school." "I'm coming." "I got this letter from your headmaster." "Hes talking about poor attendance." "Is it true, Noi?" "How come YOU got this letter?" "Well, maybe because I'm your father." "You're a bright kid, but you lack punctuality and discipline." "Now... how is the expression..." "Punctuality is the key to The Temple of Discipline." "The Temple of Discipline doesn't sound too cosy." "Well, you know what I mean." "Sorry I'm late." "Maybe evening school would suit you better, Noi?" "Or a correspondence college perhaps?" "Is something going on?" "Yes, a maths exam is taking place." "Did we forget to send you an invitation?" "Teacher sir?" "Can you lend me a pencil?" "Here you go." "What's this supposed to mean?" "Nothing." "Are you handing it in like this?" "Yes." "And what mark do you think you'll get for it?" "Zero?" "No, no, no!" "You get zero point five for writing your name!" "Really?" "That's better than I expected." "I don't serve customers without a proper greeting" "Good afternoon." "Good afternoon." "Ill have a bottle of malt ale." "Listen to this:" "Either you get married or you don't get married," "You will regret both." "Laugh at the stupidity of the world;" "You will regret it." "Cry over it; you will also regret it." "Laugh at the stupidity of the world, or cry over it;" "You will regret both." "Either you laugh at the stupidity of the world, or you cry over it;" "You will regret both." "Hang yourself;" "You will regret it." "Don't hang yourself," "You will also regret it." "Hang yourself or don't hang yourself, You will regret both." "Either you hang yourself or you don't hang yourself, You will regret both." "This, my dear gentlemen, is the core of all human wisdom." "What was that?" "Some fucking piece of bullshit." "Kierkegaard... = Graveyard..." "That's a suiting name for such an idiot." "What are you doing?" "No garbage in my store." "I got to get organized." "Give it to me then." "I don't give things away." "Good afternoon." " Good afternoon." "Are you new around here?" "Yes." "Ill have a bottle of malt-soda." "Drink it here?" " What?" "Do you want to drink it here?" "Would you like me to?" " No." "Not specifically." "Then why do you ask?" " Because there are two ways:" "Either you drink it here and return the bottle afterwards, or you pay extra for the bottle and take it with you." "Was that the only reason?" "Are you retarded, or what?" "No, just a joke." "Lets get it over with." "God damn it, kid." "Its uncanny how lucky you are." "Have you seen the new girl at the petrol station?" "You leave her alone." "What do you mean?" "Iris is my daughter" "She needs to take a break from the crazy city life." "And if you don't leave her alone, III break your neck!" "Bonjour." "Today III teach you how to make real mayonnaise." "To make mayonnaise you'll need ...an egg... some oil... mustard..." "I start by breaking the egg" "What is left?" "In Icelandic the yoke is red, in French the yoke is yellow." "Red equals yellow, OK?" "Write that down!" "This only applies to eggs." "I add the mustard..." "Stir, and add the oil." "I continue stirring." "Never ever switch hands..." "Never turn the other way around." "And never ever stop..." " Sorry to bother you, is Noi here?" "Well that is one way of looking at it." "Noi, can I have one word with you." "Is something wrong?" "No, no." "Never ever stop." "Oh no, unfortunately, its ruined." "We have a Psychiatrist in the school for a couple of days" "And I think it might be a good idea to let him take a look at you" "What for?" "Oh, just a little check:" "See if everything is all right." "Why me?" "Well, maybe because there have been a few incidents regarding you" "And then its just splendid to use this opportunity" " Here." "Can I refuse?" "Don't be silly." "He is not going to hurt you." "Just a little chat." "Good afternoon." "Have a seat." "Are we in a good mood today?" "Yes." "Guess so." "I have a few questions for you" "Answer according to your best conscience, and don't take too much time to think." "Ready?" "Yes." "Do you sometimes dream yourself?" "I don't know." "Do you hate animals?" "Not at all." "Do you walk around in your sleep?" "Not that I know of." "Are you afraid of flying." "I never tried flying." "Do you see yourself as being dirty." "No." "How often do you masturbate?" "Is this a part of the test or just personal interest?" "Yes, it is... a part of the test." "How often do you masturbate?" "You are answering the questions, not me." "If you answer me, III answer you." "I'm not here to joke around if that is what you think." "I am here to help." "Lets just forget about this..." "here is an ID test." "Ill be right back." "Elvis!" "Get out of the sofa." "Elvis Aaron!" "Your damn hair is all over the place!" "Sorry about the state I'm in, my boy." "I've got this awful toothache and I cant even leave the house." "Must be a loose filling, I've never suffered such pain before." "That's better." "Damnit." "Is it fun at school?" "Its all right." "That's good." "Any cute girls at school?" "You haven't started having sex yet?" "You're not homosexual, are you?" " Shut up." "Listen," "III teach you a trick that never fails:" "You ask the cutest chick:" "Have you put on some weight?" "I promise you, she wont leave you alone until you have..." "Slept with her." "It never fails!" "Just remember to use a condom." "Unwanted children don't let you know they're coming, you know what I mean." "I think III go now." " Really?" "Am I being boring?" "Drunk." "Sorry Noi." "This toothache is just..." " See ya." "Ill phone you next week and take you out to dinner." "Ok?" "OK." "Hello." " Hi, Kiddi here." "Listen, I'm in such pain I was wondering" "Whether you could cover my shift." " I don't know." "Please Noi, do it for your old man." "You can get half if you want." "OK." "That's the spirit." "Just remember to be careful." "Ill be killed if something goes wrong." "OK, bye." "Ill have a bottle of malt ale ...III drink it here." "Can I have one?" "Don't you know how to smoke?" "Its no big deal." "Try again." "Don't suck like that," "just inhale twice slowly, first into your mouth, then into your lungs." "Like you were saying "Amen" while you inhale." "That's better." "Hi." "Good evening." " Is Dabbi home?" "Greetings." " Hi." "Do you wanna go for a ride?" " I have to do my homework." "Homework?" "You've got your whole life to do that." "I don't know." "I think III just stay home." " Close the door!" "I can feel the draft." "Can I come in, then?" "There is something I have to tell you." "Some other time." "Dad doesn't allow guests in the house." "Am I a guest?" " Common, you know how Dad is." "David!" "Close the door, I say." "See you later, then?" "Aron." " Yes." "Benedikt." " Yes." "David?" "Yes." "Marta." " Yes." "Marteinn." " Yes." "Noi?" "Not here." "Alfred?" " What?" "Noi is sort of here..." "Sort of here?" "Either you are here or not." "As far as I can see, Noi is clearly not here." "Olof?" " Yes." "Alfred?" "He gave me this substitute." "He was very busy and told me to record the whole thing." "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" "And now for some exercises you can easily practice at home... lift and bend down, lift and..." "Last but not least, lets do the yanka-move... left, left, right, right, forward, backwards, forward..." "I cant stand it anymore." "I've tried but now I've had enough." "Noi must be expelled." "What is it now?" "Hes driving me nuts." " Oh, dear." "He thinks he can skip school by recording the lessons with this." "Fucking neat gadget, man." "The psychiatrist thinks he is a wonder kid." "Oh, yeah?" "Really!" "?" "I cant believe you're going to take some smart ass from the city seriously." "There, there." "What are you going to do?" "Shouldn't we wait a while and see if things don't settle down somehow?" "I cant take it anymore." "Either Nois expelled from this school or III resign, immediately." "Liver." "Noi, the liver!" "I need to get going." "Going where?" "A date." "Fat chance." "You aren't going anywhere until we finished this." "Bring the blood." "Where do you want it?" " Over there." "How about your place?" " No way." "Don't you have a plan then?" "Not really." "Just to be with you, I guess." "This cold is killing me." "I know a place where we can go" "A party" " Where?" "You'll see." "Watch out!" "What are you doing?" "I'm so cold." "I don't want to be here." "This place is spooky." "Spooky?" "Its the wildest party place in town." "Scared?" " Not at all." "Is someone there?" "Try to press Iceland." "Its not an option." "There is no Iceland." "Look at Iceland." "Its like a spit." "Want to run away?" "Where to?" "Press a button." "Always a surprise to see a white raven" "Come with me right away." "Theres something we ought to discuss." "Actually, I have a class right now" " That will have to wait." "Please, have a seat." "Things have reached the point now where we have no idea what to do in your case." "You are a notoriously bad student and what is more:" "Your lack of discipline and respect for this educational institution is atrocious, and not the kind of example your classmates should follow." "I've always liked you, Noi." "I think you have more in you than your performance shows." "But the last straw is this tape recorder showing up in school instead of you." "What direction do you think the school would take" "If other students behaved like you?" "Everybody's trying to help you" "But you proudly ignore all signs leading onto the right path." "I cant see any solution but to expel you from this school at once." "I am sorry." "I understand you perfectly, Thorarinn, I may not have fitted..." "Noi." "Don't." "One final warning?" "Too late." "The teachers are threatening to resign." "I cant afford loosing more people." "Please." "My Dad will go crazy." "Cant we reach an agreement?" "There is no time for nonsense." "Its ridiculous." "Why are you in this school?" "Because of your Dad?" "THERE ARE NO SONGS IN THIS BLODDY FUCKING PIANO!" "What's going on?" "Theres no music in that heap of trash." "Should I come back later?" "No, no." "Take a seat and be happy." "I can easily come back if you're in a bad mood." "Sit down, Noi." "Talk to me." "Noi," "Don't throw it all away like I did." "I've been expelled from school." "Don't joke with me, please." "I'm trying to honest for once so don't joke with me." "I'm not joking." "Those jerks threw me out." "How can you do this to me?" "How can you treat me..." "Relax." "Its not you that got expelled." "Are you mouthing at me, you fucking creep?" "Are you trying to be a big man in my house?" "Submit?" "No." "Submit?" "Ouch!" "OK, I submit." "Sorry, Noi." "I just cant stand this kind of thing." "Lets not think about it, anymore." "Thorarinn headmaster has ruined our day but he is not going to ruin our evening as well." "Now, lets go out for dinner." "Stand up, Noi." "Why?" "Come and give me a hug." "Don't be ridiculous." "Please." "Stand up." "Just one little hug." "My dear little boy." "We make quite a team together." "Lets have a drink." "What do you want?" "One large beer." " You heard the gentleman, sir." "Do you have any ID?" "Its my son." "Ill keep an eye on him." "I never serve I alcohol to customers below twenty." "A pleasure seeing men taking their profession seriously!" "Give the boy some lemonade." "And how about a straw, sir?" "Yellow straw, please." "Happy family?" "How about a song, boys?" "Bring out the list." "Number eighteen." "What in the world do you think you're doing?" "Hello?" "Is somebody out there?" "Noi?" "What on earth are you doing on my roof?" "Didn't I tell you to keep your hands off Iris?" "Iris is a good girl." " Yes, yes." "She deserves something better than a creep with a bloody nose." "Have you been fighting?" " No, just a stroke of bad luck." "You're a good kid." "But still not exactly a prince on the white horse." "I mean:" "What do you plan to be?" "A lawyer." "Lawyer?" "What's going on?" "What are you two laughing at?" "What are you doing here?" "I should be going." "You can stay here if you want." "Actually, that's out of the question." "Its the middle of night, Dad." " Its still out of the question." "Why not?" "Theres plenty of room on the sofa." "Come, Noi." "Ill just go home." " No, no, you can go home tomorrow." "Hello, Gylfi." "How do you do?" "Could you please tell Noi his future." "He has been expelled from school." "I am afraid hes following the wrong path." "Actually, I'm retiring from business." " Oh, I knew I could count on you." "Obviously, he is not the academic type, but if you could trace a business-talent or craftmanship, please let him know." "He needs to be guided to a straight path." "All right then." "Ill see what I can do." "That's wonderful, Gylfi." "God bless you." "Noi?" "Wake up!" " Don't." "Get up boy!" "Why?" " If found a job for you." "What kind of a job?" "I've just spoken to the Reverend." "He needs help at the graveyard." "Graveyard." "Doing what?" " Whatever drops by." "Drops by, my ass." "Tell that Reverend Nerd to jump up his ass." "I've just used MASSIVE connections to get us this job, Noi!" "Take off you're shoes, Kiddi!" " Oh, shut up, Mom." "Can you hear me?" "I'm on the walkie-talkie." "Where?" "Noi, I'm on the walkie-talkie lying on the table." "Noi, over." "Listen, I want you to dig me a grave." "If you move a little to the East." "No, no, no." "I said East." "Can you see me?" " Sure." "I'm watching you right now." "Why don't you just come down here and show me then?" "I'm too far away." "I'm watching you through binoculars." "Go all the way to the East of the cemetery, pal." "Wheres East?" "Don't you know the directions, kid?" "Cant you just say right or left, or hot/cold or something?" "Well, you're ice-cold at the moment." "You're getting warmer." "No, no!" "Now you're below freezing point!" "You are getting warmer again..." "No, no!" "You are hopeless." "I'm coming over." "Beside that grave is where you should dig the hole." " How big?" "2.20 long, 1.20 wide and 3 metres deep." "Holy cow!" "Three metres!" "Are you crazy?" "Not at all." "These are just government standards." "Its hopeless to dig such a deep hole in this frost." "Lets make it 2.50 then, but don't tell anybody." "Two metres." "No, no." "That would be a total scandal." "Two twenty." "Two thirty is the absolute minimum." "I cant go beyond that." "OK." "And keep your mouth shut." "This is just between the two of us." "Yes, sir." "Petrol Station, good afternoon." " Hi, Noi here." "What's up?" " Not much." "Just dying of boredom as usual." "Are you coming over?" " I have to go see Gylfi." "Gylfi, who?" "The fortune teller." "Gylfi the Fortune Teller?" "What for?" "My grandmother thinks he can see some future for me." "Never, ever." "What do you mean?" "Come to me instead." "Ill tell you what he sees." "Can you also see peoples fortune?" "Of course not." "Its just that all fortune tellers in the world always say the same thing." "And what is that?" "That in the future they see a lot of money and a journey to exotic places, and a new person, that brings love and happiness." "Sounds good to me." "Its just what everybody WANTS to hear, idiot." "Sounds just like reality to me." "What do you mean?" "This new person might as well be you we've been planning to run away to exotic places all we need is a little bit of money and everything will work out for us." "In your dreams." "Could we speed up a bit?" "I'm only on my lunch break." "The cup must dry a little." "Lets have look." "I see changes ahead, as if..." "Excuse me." "Something wrong?" "Do you really want to know?" "Yes." "There is nothing but imminent death in this cup." "What kind of a dopehead are you?" "Give me all you're money!" "Noi?" "Is this a joke?" "Give me the money or else III blow your brains out." "There, there, Noi." "What's going on?" " SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THE MONEY!" "You shouldn't play with firearms, you should be old enough to know." "Beat it before I call the police." "I would like to withdraw all money from account 828." "Fill out these forms, please." "Lets see." "These are very nice woollen suits." "Try them." "Superior quality." "Excellent." "The suits are as good as it gets, and you fit them perfectly." "Lets go." "Go where?" " Lets run away from it all." "Aren't you coming?" "Hurry up." "God damn, lady!" "You're starting to getting fat." "Hello." "Hello." "HELLO!" "There is someone alive down here!" "Hello, Noi." "It was a great blessing that you survived the avalanche." "Unfortunately, not everyone was so lucky." "It is unbelievably painful for me to inform you that..." "Unfortunately, the avalanche took the lives of your grandmother and your father." "Now, I don't know where you're beliefs lies..." "But I recommend that we say the Lords Prayer together." "I don't think I know the Lords Prayer." "Do you know another prayer?" "No." "But its ok." "The number of fatalities in the avalanche has been confirmed." "Ten people lost their lives." "Their names will be read now."