"Anyway, I spoted this girl at Maud's party" "So, I asked Maud if she had a boyfriend." "She told me : "I don't know"" "I asked Kevan, he told me : "I don't know"." "I asked Baptiste, he told me : "I don't hear"" "I asked Cristine, she told me..." "I took it as a "no"," "So I came onto her." "I told her a joke." "She laughed." "I told her a second joke, she didn't laugh." " But she didn't understand." " I didn't understand." "So it's okay." " A guy came over to us." " My name is Steeve." "I thought he was her boyfriend so I got out of here." " Actually he was her gay friend." " Okay I'm going, let's have fun tonight!" "I came back, she had a pop corn on her shoulder." "I pretended I hadn't see it but I was wondering how it came in there." "I asked her :" "What are you doing for a living?" "." " I'm a casher." " It wasn't interesting." " In a sex shop." " It was interesting." " So I have a lot of samples." " It was very interesting." "That's great!" "I received a text." "Saying "FUCK-HEEEEEEEER", with exactly eight "E"." "It was Keyron on the sofa who was looking at us for a while." " She asked me : "Why are you smiling?"" " I mumbled..." "I told her my mom was sick." " What?" "!" " But she was getting better." "After considering it, I figured out how the pop corn had appeared there." " She told me : "I'm going to smoke."." "I can't bear cigarettes." "But I can't bear staying lonely either." "She glanced at me, I got confused." "Then, Keyron tried to cheer me on." "It worked." "We talked, she blew ...1,2,3,4,5,6,7 times her fecking smoke in my face." " Then she asked me :" " Can I have your number?" " Yes !" "I gave it to her, she told me:" " Thank you for Steeve, he's going to be so happy." "He asked me your number during the whole night." "So I replied :" "There is a pop corn on your shoulder." "Bye." " Anyway, I hit on that girl." " I'm stupid..."