"That was the worst delivery ever." "Never go to a planet called "Cannibalon. "" "That's right." "Food was good, though." "Great news, everyone" "Shove it!" "We quit!" "Then I'll have to hire a new crew to go on our company vacation." "Vacation?" "All right!" "Great!" "I haven't had time off since I was 21 through 24." "It's my way of thanking you for not reporting my countless violations..." "... ofsafetyandminimum-wagelaws ." "Aw, you!" "I've booked us on the maiden voyage of the largest..." "... mostluxuriousspacecruiseship  ever built." "The Titanic!" "Looks nice." "A Flight to Remember" "Hey, where's my suitcase?" "As mayor of New New York, it's my pleasure to introduce..." "... thehonorarycaptain for the Titanic's maiden voyage." "A man who single-handedly defeated the Retiree People..." "... oftheAssistedLivingNebula:" "Zapp Brannigan!" "God, not Zapp Brannigan!" "You know Zapp Brannigan?" "Let's just say we've crossed paths." "Before or after you slept with him?" "She's a beautiful ship." "Shapely, seductive." "I'm gonna fly her brains out." "And now, without further adieu..." "... IchristenthisshipTitanic." "DICAPRIO:" "Ooh!" "[CROWD CHEERS]" "Well, well, well!" "The Lady Leela." "Take notes, Kif." "You're about to witness the subtle waltz known as seduction." "So!" "Trapped on a ship with me." "What say you and I knock some very sensual boots?" "It's tempting, but I have a fiancé now." "Him!" "Fry, darling, meet Zapp Brannigan." "Huh?" "Ooh!" "How do you do?" "Ah, here's my stateroom." "[PURRS]" "Where is it?" "Come on!" "Oh!" "Hermes, you and Labarbara have the suite through there." "Dr. Zoidberg, your marble tank is on the other side." "First class seems nice." "It'll seem even nicer once you've seen your room." "We're on the Fiesta Deck." "This is it." "At least we get a window." "I'm tired of this room and everyone in it." "Excuse me." "I'm gonna pop over to the casino for the next 1 35 hours." "I think I'll go fill up on bisque at the buffet." "That just leaves you and your fake fiancé..." "... allaloneon aromanticcruise." "Take it off or I'll break it off." "Okay!" "Captain's inspection." "Mm-hm." "[LAUGHS]" "I'm betting it all!" "Come on!" "Baby needs a new pair of feet!" "Snake eyes." "My cheating unit malfunctioned!" "You gotta give me a do-over." "Sorry, the house limit is three do-overs." "Next shooter." "Give me your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink." "You got it." "Allow me to introduce myself." "I'm Bender." "Charmed." "I'm the Countess de la Roca." "I was surprised to see another robot in first class." "Most are laborers." "I assure you, I barely know the meaning of the word "labor. "" "Oh, Mr. Bender." "Please, call me Bender." "Oh, well, goodness." "I don't... ." "Kif, I'm feeling the captain's itch." "I'll get the powder." "The itch for adventure." "Let's change course." "It's a leisure cruise." "Our path was set by the travel agency." "That's for schoolgirls." "Here's a route with chest hair." "Directly through a swarm of comets?" "Yes, comets." "The icebergs of the sky." "By jackknifing across at breakneck speed..." "... wemightjustget somekind  of gravity boost or something." "It's time to shove a jalapeno up this ship's tailpipe." "Divert power from the shields." "Full speed ahead." "Oh, yeah" "Amy!" "Hello!" "Mom, Dad?" "!" "What are you doing here?" "We were enjoying a relaxing vacation." "Since you're here, we must meddle." "We met a nice boy in the next cabin." "He's not very ugly." "You should marry him." "Or use him to conceive a grandchild for us." "There he is at the buffet." "He seems really nice, but I already have a boyfriend." "Where is he?" "And why isn't he here right now, fathering our grandchild?" "Our accommodations aren't great." "But it sure is beautiful here." "It's romantic" " I mean, platonic." "That sure is one platonic view." "Fry, just be quiet." "I'm beginning to think this whole fake fiancé thing was a terrible" "FRY:" "Hm?" "Mmm." "Perhaps this is an awkward time." "If it doesn't work out with this pipsqueak..." "... Iwantyoutoknow I'll bethere  to score you on the rebound." "[ZAPP HUMS]" "Look, before you get any crazy ideas, that was for Zapp." "Well, you got anything else for him?" "Can we try not to complicate this?" "Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet Fry, my boyfriend." "FRY:" "Hm?" "Mmm." "FRY:" "See you later, wuvums." "It would have been nice to know you're dating Amy." "I'm not." "It's to fool her parents." "Hey, you're not jealous, are you?" "What?" "No, of course not." "I consider my fake relationship with you more meaningful." "Mind if I freshen up before we go out?" "I was just about to suggest the same thing." "Mmm." "[LAUGHS]" "Pay dirt!" "COUNTESS:" "Lovely, isn't it?" "Yeah." "But only 93 percent as lovely as you." "Either that was a computing error or you're the most romantic robot ever." "I don't get it, izac." "The bracelet had a diamond the size of a raccoon's brain." "Why couldn't I steal it?" "It's obvious." "You're in love." "It's true." "But we're star-crossed robots!" "She, a countess built with a silver spoon in her mouth..." "... andme,justaregularhonestJoe." "You gonna pay for those?" "Hell, no." "Security to bar area." "Security to bar area." "Fellas, please!" "I'm in love." "Rough him up." "[POUNDING]" "[BENDER GROANS]" "What are you doing?" "This penniless chump was stealing drinks." "I see." "Here you are, sir." "Keep the change." "You got it!" "Go, professor!" "Lean back more." "Ow!" "You could out-limbo all of these people!" "Don't be a dog heart, woman." "You know I can't." "Not after what happened." "ANNOUNCER:" "Now limboing for the Earth team, Hermes Conrad." "You're my hero, Hermes!" "I'm gonna be just like you!" "No, boy, stop!" "It's too low!" "Your backbone can't take it!" "I'm just like Hermes!" "I'm just like" "[BOY'S SPINE CRACKS]" "No!" "You don't have to limbo if you don't want." "It doesn't make you any less of a man." "Though it did get me some action." "I like a man who's flexible." "Attention!" "As captain of this ship..." "... theburdenof namingthe limbo winner is mine, and mine alone." "Shouldn't you be steering?" "And the winner is... ." "Leela!" "But I didn't limbo." "No matter." "I know from personal experience how horizontal you can get." "As a reward, you and that hair-pile..." "... areinvitedto dine at the captain's table tonight." "Whoo!" "Well, now you know." "I'm not actually rich." "I'm a fraud." "A poor, lazy, sexy fraud." "This isn't even a real bow tie." "It's magnetic." "I don't care if you have money." "I love your artificial intelligence and sincerity simulator." "You do?" "Really?" "[MAKES PRINTER NOISES]" "[GIGGLING]" "I like your style, Fry." "You remind me of a young me." "Not much younger." "Perhaps even a couple years older." "Thank you." "As a gentleman, I warn you:" "If you even glance at another woman..." "... I'llbealloverLeelalikea fly on a pile of very seductive manure." "Leela's the only girl for me." "Hey, Fry." "Amy!" "Leela!" "The family Wong." "Our party is complete." "What'll we do?" "He can't pretend to be both our boyfriends." "I learned how to handle delicate situations..." "... froma showcalledThree'sCompany." "I'd like to toast the happy couple." "Down the hatch." "Hear, hear!" "Now, let's have a kiss!" "Yes, Fry." "Plant one on your woman." "Let me think." "Come and knock on our door" "Mr. Roper... ." "What's the holdup?" "Kiss Amy!" "I'm confused." "Tell me, which one of these ladies are you involved with?" "[HUMS THEME TO THREE'S COMPANY]" "May I have a word with you?" "No!" "It's an emergency, sir." "Come back when it's a catastrophe." "Oh, very well." "Well, with Zapp gone and my parents still here..." "... IsuggestFrygiveme a nice, convincing kiss." "Now there's something we can all enjoy." "Sir, remember your course correction?" "No." "It's proving more suicidal than we'd hoped." "I don't know which disgusts me more, your cowardice or stupidity." "We'll set a new course for that region..." "... nearthatblack-ishhole-ishthing." "Why'd you run off from dinner?" "I didn't run off." "I had time to finish eating while you were kissing Amy." "I'm not interested in her, if that's bothering you." "Are you sure?" "I mean, she has two eyes." "You have two eyes." "We seem like a perfect match." "But I don't feel that way about her." "LEELA:" "Nice nebula." "FRY:" "Yeah." "Looks like everybody's got somebody." "Except me." "And me." "What was that?" "My God!" "We're heading into a black hole!" "FRY:" "Talk about a mood killer." "Don't blame yourself." "We were doomed from the start." "Now the captain must go down with the ship." "That's surprisingly noble of you." "No, it's noble of you." "As of now, you're in command." "Congratulations, captain." "Okay." "We just have to get from here to the escape pods." "I'm too young to die!" "Come on, before it's too late!" "You all go!" "I'm gonna take one last look around." "You know, for stuff to steal." "You're going back for the countess." "Yes, I am." "Don't tell the others." "If I don't return, say I died robbing some old man." "I'll say you died prying the ring off his dead finger." "I love you, buddy!" "Countess!" "Countess!" "COUNTESS:" "Bender!" "I fell through the deck!" "Are you hurt, my sweet?" "No, luckily a family broke my fall." "Just hang on!" "I'll take care of that fire!" "You risked your life to save me!" "And I'd do it again!" "And perhaps a third time!" "But that would be it." "When we kiss, I feel like I'm standing waist-deep..." "... ina poolof cold,risingwater." "[SCREAMING]" "Hurry!" "The escape pods should be just ahead." "HERMES:" "Faster!" "[GROANS]" "It won't move." "The door release is on the other side." "No one could squeeze under there." "No one, except a legendary limbo champion!" "Oh, Hermes!" "It's been a while." "This one is for that little kid limboing in heaven now." "That's my man!" "All right, limbo." "I still got the moves!" "Zoidberg, lower the door another inch." "Just go hit the release, you hot dog." "Yes, dear." "That's my man." "Yay, Hermes!" "HERMES:" "Can somebody help me up?" "[SCREAMING]" "Now what do we do?" "Wait a second." "Aren't you in the yacht club?" "You're right!" "I'm a class-three yacht!" "[SCREAMING]" "Thank God there are plenty of escape pods." "We needn't dress up like women and children." "We can't leave yet." "We gotta wait for Bender." "The high gravity must slow down his looting." "Mom!" "Dad!" "You're alive!" "Yeah, but so what?" "More importantly, we found you a man." "A captain." "Mom, I don't" "Hi." "Hello." "I don't feel well." "Look, it's our nebula." "When I see it, I'll think back to that moment when we almost" "Never mind." "Everyone else is off the ship." "Where is Bender?" "I don't know." "But we can't wait any longer." "Goodbye, Bender." "Wait for us!" "Something's wrong." "We're two tons overweight." "Well, it's not me." "Look!" "I'm slipping!" "The pull is too strong!" "I can't live without you!" "If you let go, I let go." "No, you have too much to live for." "It may hurt for a while, but you'll share your love again." "After all, it's shareware." "Don't talk like that." "Tragic romances always have a happy ending." "Farewell!" "No." "She's gone." "But she saved all our lives." "Without her, we're light enough to get away." "Don't cry." "Nobody knows what happens in a black hole." "It's possible she's alive in another dimension, right?" "Oh, yes." "Absolutely." "Not a chance." "At least I'll always have her bracelet." "What do you think it's worth?" "It's fake, man." "[BENDER GROANS]"