"Early morning finds Dick Dastardly and his dreaded Vulture Squadron  prowling the sky." "Keep a sharp lookout for that pigeon, Muttley." "He's up here somewhere." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Hello?" "Give me that phone!" "What's that?" "That's better." "And don't forget who's number-one ace around here!" "Hello?" "Oh, it's you, general." "Yes, sir!" "We're looking for the pigeon right now." "There he is, men!" "After him!" "Right, chief." "Let's..." "Zilly." "Diving always makes me dizzy." "Of all the stupid tricks...!" "Muttley, do something!" "Thanks, Muttley." "Does that mean you want a medal?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." " Oh, all right." "Here!" "Fully aware of the gravity of the situation  Dick Dastardly hurls his dreaded flying dreadnought into the fray." "Yankee Doodle Pigeon doesn't stand a chance." "Are you ready, Zilly?" "I think so." "Stop shaking, Zilly!" "You'll shake the wings off." "Yes, sir." "It's for you, chief." "Hello?" "Oh, it's you, general." "Oh, there's nothing to worry about, sir." "That pigeon is a gone goose." " Yes?" " Sorry." "Wrong number." "It's Yankee Doodle Pigeon!" "We're gaining on him." "Steady, men." "Steady." "A little:" "And we're gonna:" "Stop the pigeon." "I can't look." "I told you to stop shaking!" "I can't help it." "There goes the propeller." "In desperation, Dick Dastardly calls upon Klunk's ingenuity  to stop Yankee Doodle Pigeon." "All right, Klunk, what have you come up with?" "Well, chief, I:" "Then... when I:" " You can't see us." " Very interesting." " But what does it do?" " Let me:" "I get it." "We hit the pigeon with an invisible phone." "Don't be ridiculous!" "We'll hit him with an invisible airplane!" "There you are, D.D." "And all the planes are now:" " Invisible." " Good work, Klunk." "Let's go!" "Take a look, men, and see if you can spot that pigeon." "Here he comes, chief." "Duck!" "Down, Muttley." "Down!" "It works!" "He didn't see us!" "Oh, no!" "Hello?" "All right, Klunk, this time, your new invention better work." " What is it?" " It's a:" "And when the:" "What did he say?" "It's a feather-seeking homing missile." "I'll show you." "Now, I'Il:" "And as our brave courier streaks through the sky on his final mission of the day  Dick Dastardly moves in with the most incredible weapon ever created:" "The feather-seeking homing missile." "Yes, and it's bye-bye, Yankee Doodle Pigeon." "Activate the Snizzle Banger, Klunk." "Right, chief." "That pigeon's going to get it now." "There's nobody here but us pigeons." "Zilly, the general's dropping by this morning." " Let me have a haircut." "Make it snappy." " Yes, sir." "Raise the chair, Muttley." "Drat!" "Whenever I want to hang my coat, I never find an empty clothes hanger." "Muttley!" "Bring me an empty hanger for my coat!" "On the double!" "I'm sure glad I didn't ask for two shoetrees." "Muttley, I want you to plant these beans behind the hangar." " Do you understand?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy." "Oh, please help me." "I'm a prisoner of the giant and can only be saved if a handsome prince kisses me." "Oh, thank you, handsome prince." "Fe, fi, fo, fooch" "I smell the blood of a puny pooch" "So!" "Tying to steal the princess, eh?" "Won't you stay for a cup of tea?" "Where did he go?" "Nothing." "Time for me to have a sandwich." "And I believe I'll make it Swiss cheese." "Come back here with that princess!" "Oh, thank you for saving me." "Muttley!" "Cut that out and get back to work!" "And if you start daydreaming again it's the doghouse for you!" "Klunk says we're ready to take off with another cartoon." "Oh, dear!" "Early morning, and Yankee Doodle Pigeon flies another perilous journey  delivering top-secret messages." "In the ready room of the dreaded Vulture Squadron  Dick Dastardly is talking to his fearless fliers." "Another thing, to stop that pigeon, we've got to get up in the air faster." "That pigeon is gone before we're off the ground." "Muttley!" "Stop polishing your medal and pay attention!" "What's that?" "That's better." "It's Yankee Doodle Pigeon!" "Everybody to the planes!" "On the double!" "Let's... out of here." "I'll stay here and guard the hangar." "Muttley, fetch." "Drat, that phone." "All right, all right, what is it, wise guy?" "Oh, it's you, general." "Yes, sir." "We're stopping that pigeon right now." "Hey, you can't take off without me!" "I'm your leader!" "Made it!" "Drat!" "Drat!" "And double drat!" "Are you sure your invention will work, Klunk?" "Absolutely!" "When I... the spring:" "You:" "And:" " The pigeon!" " What did he say?" "What did he say?" "He said the spring will get you up fast, and you can grab the pigeon, D.D." " Don't call me D.D.!" " Yes, sir." "Since it's your invention, Klunk, I'll let you show me how it works." "Okay." "The spring!" "Well, what do you know!" "It really works!" "Come on down, Klunk!" "Now that I know it's safe, I'll take over." "Here comes the pigeon." "Release the spring!" "Oh, boy is Yankee Doodle Pigeon going to be surprised when he finds me up there." "No airplane." "Muttley, do something!" " I'll give you another medal." " Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy." "Over here, bubblehead." "You'll get no medal for catching me on the bounce." " You all set, Muttley?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Now, remember, when I give the word, you let the pigeon have it with that rock." "We're gaining on him now, Muttley." "Get ready to rock him." "Now!" "Muttley!" "Report to my office at once." "You goofed, Muttley, and just when we almost had that pigeon." "Now, give me back that medal." "Never mind the tears, Muttley." "Just hand it over." "And let that be a lesson to you." "This idea better work, Klunk, or you'll wind up in the clink." "Can't miss, chief." "Watch." "All I do is:" "And:" " See?" " That's the dumbest idea yet." "Who wants a rubber duck?" "He means you dive out of the plane, grab the pigeon then open your parachute!" "It's called skydiving, chief." "Skydiving, eh?" "You know, it just might work." "Okay, Zilly, when I give the word, you jump." "There he is, a thousand feet below us!" " Jump, Zilly." "Jump!" " Who, me?" "You gotta be kidding, D.D." "Help!" "He's too scared to pull the ripcord." "I'll save him!" "Gotcha!" "Curses!" "That dratted pigeon is going to get away." "Drat!" "I missed." "Open the chute, chief." "Open the chute!" "Drat!" "And double drat!" " Hello?" " Give me that phone!" "Hello?" "Oh, it's you, general." "No, we haven't stopped the pigeon yet, but he won't stand a chance against Operation Anvil." "You know what to do when we chase the pigeon over the anvil, Muttley?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Excellent, Muttley." "Excellent!" "There he is, men." "Go get him!" "Muttley, you dunderhead!" "Can't you do anything right?" " Now, this time, get him!" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Muttley, you'll lose your medals for this." "I don't think he's ever going to land." "He'll have to come down when he runs out of gas." "Let's wait for him at the landing strip." "Hut, two, three, four!" "Hut, two, three, four!" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"