"Previously on "Related"..." "Just so you know," "I'm not gonna be waiting in the wings." "You're not where I'm at, and that's okay." "You know, if we break up, my cool factor's gonna go down 30%." "Can I call you back in the morning?" "Sure." "I'm gonna leave her, Marjee." "I want to be with you." "Tonight on "Related"..." "I wanted our first night to be special." "It's not a bad choice, Rose." "It's just the wrong one." "We can still be friends, Joel." "I can't go back." "I'm looking for, um, Bob." "Squishy's having it out with one of the label execs." "Squishy?" " I told her it was over." " Wow." "You did it." " You're an evil genius." " I am not an evil genius!" "Oh, come on!" "You send marco to Danny." "Come over here and join us." "Oh, crap." "How about the Sherry-Netherland?" "You've got to be kidding me." "Come on." "It's a classic New York hotel." "It overlooks the park." "It could be really romantic." "Yeah." "Absolutely." "Romantic if you're 102 years old." "Look, they even have complimentary continental breakfast." "Rose, the Sherry-Netherland is not for losing your virginity." "It's for entering menopause." "That's not what we're going for here." "Okay, when you say we, you realize you're not going to be there." "My point is, this whole field trip of yours is a good move -- sexy, classy." "Don't muck it up by picking the wrong hotel." "And you got to do this fast." "You're thinking tomorrow, right?" "Yeah." "Ahh!" "I've got it." "The Chelsea." "The Chelsea?" "Isn't that where all the punk rockers used to stay?" "For 50 bucks extra, I bet you you and Alex can do it in the same place where Sid killed Nancy." "Okay, now I see the problem." "You and I -- different ideas of "romantic."" "Nothing." "Nothing's going on, right?" "Right." "Nothing." "I mean, we certainly weren't looking for the perfect hotel in which Rose could hand over her virginity to you." "Oh, my god." "What is wrong with you?" "For like five minutes, you were like a normal human being." "Yeah." "It was really hard." "Can I talk to you... outside?" "Is it me, or is there something seriously wrong with that girl?" "It's not you." "So, what's this about a hotel?" "Okay." "So I wanted our first night to be special." "You know, I just " " I didn't want to have to deal with the whole "tie on the door," early warning system, how long's the roommate gonna be gone." "Rose, stop." "I love that you're doing this." "Really?" "You don't think it's like something out of a bad Judy Blume book?" "I don't know." "Did Fudge lose his virginity in a fancy New York hotel?" "Oh, yeah." "You never read a children's classic, "Fudge does it twice"?" "Twice?" "Yeah." "Well, he was young, and it was his first time." "Oh." "Bye." "I told you." "He's gonna leave her." "Yeah." "I've been wondering, how is that gonna work exactly?" "Uh, he says, "Trish, I'm leaving you," and then he leaves her." "And then we're together." "Whoo-hoo." "And after that, the whoo-hoo, then what happens?" "You know, is this a trick question or something?" "Because I think I'm being pretty clear, so " "Hello?" "Hi, honey." "Oh, no!" "You're kidding." "Oh." "All right, Marjee, let's say that Jason does actually break up with Trish." "Let's just pretend, okay?" "Then what?" "He's fired." "Then Trish finds out that you're the girl he's sleeping with." "You're fired." "Then what?" "Have you even thought that far ahead?" "Absolutely, we have." "We already have a-a plan... even." " Really?" " Yeah." "Great." "What is it?" "I'm not telling you." "It's a -- it's a secret -- secret plan, so I can't." "Unbelievable." "Bob is working through dinner again." "Fifth night in a row." "Really?" "Yeah." "I mean, it's kind of cool, though." "He's producing a CD solo, so... but, I mean, I haven't seen him at all." "Come on." "You work late all the time." "Yeah, but there's a difference." "When I work late, I'm revising contracts." "When he works late, there's beer." "I'm forgetting what he looks like." "Tall, furrowed brow, talks kind of funny." "Hey, if Bob abandons you tomorrow night, you should come with me to my book club." "Book club?" "That's hilarious." "Oh, you're serious." "Y-you're in a book " "I'm sorry." "I didn't know that people actually did that." "I thought you were taking kickboxing classes." "I'm doing that, too." "What?" "How do you have all this time?" "You know what?" "When you're not trying to spend all of your time figuring out how to sleep with your boss' boyfriend, it's amazing how the hours just open up." "They do." "I'm just taking a break from guys." "Why?" "'Cause I was with Danny for six years." "And then we ended." "Boom, I'm with Marco." "Just boom?" "Or was that boom-boom?" "And then I was hanging out with Zack." "And I'm like," ""you know what I need?" "A hiatus from men."" " Oh, a man fast." " Like on yom kippur." "Jason." "Greenstein." "See, it's not just an affair." "It's an education." "This is exactly what I needed -- some time alone." "I'm reading all of these books that I've been wanting to read." "I go out when I want to go out." "I have these projects going on all around the house." "There's " "It's Marco, from the deli -- your dad's deli." "Look, I'm gonna be in the city tomorrow on this business thing and thought maybe you might want to get together." "Whatever." "Um, I-I'll call you later." "And every man fast must come to an end." "Lehayim." "The doors open at midnight, but we can't get in till 11:00, which means we have exactly one hour to decorate, restock the bar, do the sound check, set up the press area." "Oh, that sounds kind of tight, Trish." "You think?" "Yeah." "So if you were ever considering taking up speed, tomorrow night would be a great night to start." "Kidding." "Not really." "Please do it." "Okay." "You get on that D.J. sitch, and you go do something that keeps you looking pretty." "Another all-nighter with Trish." "Awesome." "Come on." "It'll be fun." "We'll make out in the coatroom." "I have to ask you something." "What?" "Do we have a plan?" " For what?" " For us." "Look, I'm not the kind of person who's gonna, like, give you an ultimatum or anything, all right?" "The fact that you said that you're gonna tell her is good enough for me." "Have you given any thought to what happens after you tell her?" "You know, after she fires you and she fires me and she sends somebody to have us both killed." "I have a plan." "You do?" "Really?" "I'm thinking, I know how to throw a party, and you could plan a party in your sleep." "So... together..." "Are you serious?" "You and me?" "That's the plan." "Wow." "What?" "I'm just trying not to get too excited." "I love that plan." " Really?" " Yes." "Like, "throw your arms around me" love it?" "No." "Like "have sex with you in the bathroom before Trish gets back" love it." " Okay." "So it's a good plan." " It's a good plan." "Oh, my god, that smells so good." "Oh!" "No, no." "Hands off." "I'm bringing Bob a little surprise." "Oh, he's working late again?" "Oh, yeah." "Look at me -- taking my husband dinner." "You think I'm overdressed?" "For Marco?" "Well, is it a date?" "I don't know." "I think it's more like a business thing, I guess." "There's a restaurant in Soho that's gonna put his sausages on the menu for the first time tonight." "Oh, so it's like a premiere party..." "Yeah." "...for sausages." "Sorry." "Hey." "Wow." "What happened?" "I owe a guy money." "Really?" "No." "Uh, I tripped answering the phone." "But, uh, I'm gonna go with "I owe a guy money."" "Talk about a red dress." "I know." "I feel ridiculous." "I didn't even think it was possible." "I mean, you look prettier here than you do in Brooklyn, and you look great in Brooklyn." "So, how's it all going?" "I'm nervous." "It's one thing to sell to friends and family in the neighborhood, but now I got..." "Complete strangers eating your sausage." "Yeah, something like that." "I'll tell you, it's good to, uh -- it's good to see a friendly face." "This place has a way of intimidating me." "This place?" "I mean, come on." "They've got a self-serve soda machine here." "No." "The city." "I mean, I-I'm good at home." "But, you know, cross the bridge and..." "I feel like I'm wearing the wrong shoes or something." "Or shoe, in this case." "Yeah." "You know what?" "I think you're good." "Yeah." "Yeah." "You too." "Thanks." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey, Rose." "Hey, is yours mocha?" "No." "They gave me the wrong thing again." "I'm really starting to hate this place." "Um, well, a-are you gonna be hanging out for a bit?" "I'm just gonna get a cup of coffee." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Definitely." "Join us." "Hey." "Uh, can I have a lemon poppy seed muffin and the house blend -- medium, with lots of room..." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Uh, lots of room for milk." "Okay." "Look." "This one." "Try this one." "This one here's my favorite." " This one right here?" " Yeah." "Oh, my god." "Do I taste fennel?" "Wow." "You -- you have a very educated tongue." "This tongue has been to college." "You know, you have no reason to be worried." "I mean, these things are gonna be a hit." "Eh, I don't know about all that." "You know how many sausages I'd have to sell to quit my day job?" "Jimmie is, uh, doing me a favor." "There's not a lot of places I can go." "Maybe you should go upscale." "Upscale?" "Well, yeah." "Jimmie here's about as upscale as I know." "Well, I know a restaurant that might be interested." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "Danny's." "As in your ex?" "As in, he has a hot new restaurant on the upper west side that just got written up in the times." "How about I give him a call?" "I couldn't ask you to " "Y-you'd really do that?" "Yeah." "It's wouldn't be, you know, awkward?" "No." "I don't think so." "You are the best, Annabella." "You know that?" "After what happened between us back in Brooklyn," "I thought that, you know, m-maybe this would be awkward." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I'm really " " I'm really glad that we can be friends." "Me too." "Bono -- the guy who sings..." "Hello!" "Hey." "Can I help you?" "Yeah." "I was looking for, uh, Bob " " Bob Spencer." "Yeah." "You must be Ginnie." "Uh, yes." "And, uh, you must be..." "Kylie." "Kylie Stewart." "Oh, my god, I've heard so much about you." "Oh, that's nice." "So where is he?" "Squishy's having it out with one of the label execs." "I'm sorry." "Squishy?" "Oh, bad habit." "It's a nickname that I-I gave him way back when." "I'm still " " I'm -- way back?" "When we used to date." "Yes." "Yes." "Way back." "Way back then." "Shameless begging works." "The stu" "Ginnie, you're here." "Hello, Squishy." "I take it you've met everybody." "Yes." "Me and your ex here were just getting to know each other." " Oh, crap." " Oh, my god." " You ass." "You didn't tell her?" " I was gonna." "No, he was going to." "Yes." "Yes." " I was." " No, I see you home." " Admit it." "You're an evil genius." " I am not an evil genius!" "Oh, come on!" "You send Marco to Danny." "Yeah, so he can learn about the restaurant business." "All right, sure, but really so the guy who dumped you could take a nice, long look at the guy who helped you get over him." "Why would I do that?" "Because you're an evil genius!" "Okay, I'm never telling you anything ever." "We came for your clothes." "Are you all right?" "Bob's an ass, and I don't want to talk about it." "What, you just walked away, and he didn't even follow you?" "What does she look like, anyway?" "If you two ever want to borrow a stitch of my clothing again, you will change the subject right now." "I got nothing." "What do you got?" "Uh." "Ah." "Here's something." " I have a plan." " A plan?" "Yes." "Remember you were saying me and Jason, we don't have a plan?" "Well, guess what?" "You're unveiling your secret plan." "Which I can tell you now." "Now that you've made it up." "Okay." "I see." "I'm not even gonna tell you the plan now." "Oh, well, that just serves me right." "You don't want to hear the plan?" "You should have seen her." "She's thin." "Beautiful." "I mean, Bob knows that I am not a jealous person, so why would he lie to me about this, huh?" "How am I supposed to forgive him for this?" "Well, you talk to him." "You're going to communicate with him." "He's your husband, right?" "And you're gonna tell him what you're feeling." "What is she doing?" "I disagree." "Oh." "Quelle surprise." "You want my advice?" "Freeze him out." "Be a rock." "Give him nothing." "Yes, this is excellent advice, born of your abundant communication skills." "I'm dead serious." "When he comes home, you pretend like you're already asleep." "It'll drive him crazy." "He won't know what to do." "He can't sleep, he'll pace, he'll lie in bed, reading, hoping that the light will wake you up." "It usually does." "Well, not tonight, babe, 'cause tonight you're a rock." "And you keep it up." "You know what's gonna happen?" "He's gonna crack." "And then you've won." "Wow." "With advice like that, I'm surprised you don't have your own talk show." "I know." "Right?" "So, I go to the door, expecting it to be the pizza guy, but it's not." "It's my brother holding a pizza." "Are you all right?" "I'm fine." "You just seem... nervous or something." "And if you're having second thoughts about tonight " "I'm not." "What's going on?" "It's nothing." "Rose, you can tell me anything." "You know that, right?" "Okay." "I saw Joel today." "Right." "Of course." "Joel." "And you were right when you said that he was interested in me." "Of course he is." "Was." "I told him that I don't have those feeling." "And then when I saw him, he completely snubbed me." "You should have seen his face." "It was so angry, like he hated me." "He got his feelings hurt, Rose." "It stings." "But sooner or later, he'll get over it, and we'll be fine." "Or not." "I've been there." "But Joel and I have been friends since day one of college." "And he's a guy who had a serious thing for you, which trumps being friends." "No, not with Joel." "You don't know him." "He's not like that." "He's different." "Fine." "No, really." "There's something special." "I know." " No, I don't think that you do." " Trust me." "I believe you." "Joel is an incredibly special guy." "You want to know how I know he's so special?" "Because you and I are spending what I thought was gonna be a pretty amazing evening together discussing Joel... a guy who's not even here." "Do you two want anything else tonight?" "No, thank you." "We're done here." "So, that's it?" "You're not even gonna try and wake me?" "Uh... no." "That would be rude, wouldn't it?" "No, Bob." "You know what would be rude?" "Attempting to not even talk to me when you know that I am upset." "I was trying to do something nice." "I didn't want to wake you up just to argue." "Oh, you're so full of crap, Squishy." "All right." "Let me try again." "I am so sorry." "That's a start." "Look, I didn't want to tell you about Kylie because I knew you'd be sitting around worry about it." "I wanted to spare you the worry." "So lying about working with your hot ex-girlfriend was just your quirky little british way of telling me "I love you."" "All right." "I took the job because the producer fell out." "It's a great opportunity for me, and I should have told you." " Yes, you should have told me." " I should have told you." " You should have told me." " There's no question." "I should have told you." "Bob, telling me you should have told me three times is not the same thing as telling me." "If you think I'm attracted to Kylie in any way, you're insane, darling." "Well, why not?" "I mean, she's gorgeous and skinny a-and talented." "I mean, that's enough." "No, it isn't." "I married the love of my life." "That's why I felt like I could take the job." "Kylie... is just a blip on the radar screen of my love life." "In fact, she's not even a blip." "She's a "bli."" "That's one less letter than a blip." "Darling, it was ages ago." "It was back in London." "Come on." "Well, how long did you date her for?" "Oh, a couple of months." " Two?" "Three?" " Six." " Six." " Yeah." "Six is not a couple, Bob." "Bob, you are doing it again!" "Just please tell me what I need to do to make all of this all right again, for god's sake." "You need to invent a time machine and go back in time one week and burst into my office and say, "Ginnie, I am going to produce an album with my hot ex-girlfriend who happens to have a pet name for me" "that may make you want to vomit."" "Beyond that..." "Ginnie..." "I'm sorry." "Yeah." "Me too." "...a crab cake." "Excuse me." " Hey." " Hi." "I think I may have found our first client." "It's this guy I went to high school with." "He's throwing this huge party for his parents, so I'm gonna go meet with him tonight, see if I can convince him to let us do it." "That's still the plan, right?" "Yes." "Absolutely." "Uh, look busy." "What's happening with the D.J.?" "I closed his deal last night." "Just calling to confirm." "Good." "And you, what are you doing?" " Proofing the guest list." " I can do that." "I need you to go to the bank and make a deposit for me." " Oh, okay." " Thank you." "Marjee, can I talk to you?" "What's up?" "Okay, was that you really confirming the D.J., or was that just you looking busy?" " Looking busy." " Yeah." "Okay." "I've got a job for you." "This is a cellphone bill." "I need you call all those numbers that are highlighted and make sure they're indeed business calls, all right?" " This requires..." " The brain of a chimp." "Discretion." " This is Jason's phone bill." " Yep." "What's going on?" "It's between Jason and me." "Um, I just need you to do me this favor and just don't tell anyone, all right?" "Okay." "Oh, and see these blocked calls?" "Find out what those are." "They're blocked." "I know." "Just call the phone company." "I don't care what you do." "Tell them it's a medical emergency." "Those numbers exist somewhere on the computer." " Trish, I feel really weird " " Just do it, okay?" "Okay." "Thank you." "Or... whatever people say in awkward situations like this." "Listen, Howard, we've already been through due diligence." "It's awfully late for this to be coming in." "Well, tell them it wasn't diligent and it's overdue." "I know." "I'm opening at Caroline's next week." "Ms. Sorelli, there's a Kylie Stewart here to see you." "Here?" "Um, uh, uh." "Yeah." "Okay." "Send her in." "Howard, I have to go." "Kylie." "Hi." "What are you doing here?" "I'm not exactly sure." "Okay." "Well, I'm going to sit down." "And if you think that's something that you'd like to do, go ahead." "Okay, look, I'm not really used to asking for things like this." "But, um, I think I need your help." "My help?" "I don't want Bob to quit." "Bob's quitting?" "He didn't tell you?" "Listen, your marriage is far more important to him than my career is, and that's how it should be." "But your marriage isn't in any danger, and my career is." "I'm so far in over my head on this record, I'm scared out of my mind half the time." "And Bob is good." "I mean, he really is." "Believe me, I-I didn't ask him to." "Yeah, I didn't think you did." "I guess why I'm here is, uh, I need him back." "Look, I'm thousands of miles away from my home." "I'm staying alone in this horrid hotel." "And besides being my producer, Bob is family." "I cannot do this record without him." "Look, Kylie, I was mad at Bob, but I-I really " "I didn't mean to make anything harder on you." "For what it's worth, that night after you left, I told him that he was an idiot and I should kick his ass for not telling you." "Well, I think I took care of that when he got home." "It's funny, really." "Like, what did he think was gonna happen?" "Well, you know Bob." "He goes through life hoping that there's never gonna be any yelling." " And yet he does these stupid-ass things..." " Where you have to yell." "Exactly!" "What?" "Have you had lunch?" "I'm telling you." "She thinks you're having an affair." "Did she actually say that?" "Well, she's got me looking through your phone bills." "So, do you think she knows that it's us?" "Not me." "Just you." "She hugged me." "You know, on the one hand, I feel horrible." "Yeah, I know." " But on the other " " Terrified?" "She's a scary lady." "I was looking at her eyes the other day." "She's got crazy eyes." "Pinwheel eyes." "I know Trish." "Sooner or later, she's gonna go ballistic." "Well..." "Look, I don't want to push you." "But, I mean, she knows something." "And you're gonna have to have this awful conversation anyway." "Maybe I should make a clean break of it, just get out." "That's all I'm saying." "Marjee!" "Ann." " Oh, I, um, I'll see you inside." " Yeah." "What are you doing here?" " I think I'm an evil genius." " Yeah." "I told you." "You know what's three blocks that way?" "A homeless guy who points at his crotch and says, "come visit the magic kingdom"?" "Danny's restaurant." "Marco's meeting him there in 10 minutes, and I'm starting to think you were right." "I set this whole thing up so I could parade my sausage guy in front of my ex." "Genius!" "No!" "What do I do?" "!" "I think I should just let the thing happen because it would be a great opportunity for Marco, right?" "But, see, Danny's going to see right through this." "He's gonna know exactly why I'm doing it." "And it's.." "Ann, don't make me slap you 'cause I'll do it." "I won't even feel bad about it." "How about helping me?" "Okay." "All right." "This is what you do." "You go there, and you catch Marco before he goes in." "You say, "Marco, I made a mistake, all right?" ""I think it is gonna be uncomfortable for me to put you and Danny together." "And not just for me, but for you guys, as well."" "Yeah." "That's good." "I should write that down." "No." "You don't have to." "It's all up there." "All right?" "Go." "Get out of here." "Come on." "Go, go, go, go, go." "Ann?" "Hey, Megan." "I thought that was you." "I just met your friend." "Why don't you come over here and join us." "Oh, crap." "I'm telling you, this guy, he's gonna be a star." "I cannot believe he's been hiding out in Brooklyn all this time." "A star?" "I mean, come on." "Let's not get crazy." "They're just sausages, you know?" "Please." "They're amazing." "I got to admit, Annie was way ahead of the curve on this one." "Well, you know me and curves and..." "You know what?" "Um, I-I'm gonna go." "I just stopped by to say hi." "Are you kidding me?" "Stay." "Stay for dinner." "W-we have this sea bass tonight." "Do you need a menu?" "No, no, no." "No." "We're, uh -- you know, we're good." "Yeah." "You know what?" "I'm, um " " I'm actually not all that hungry at the moment." "No." "No, no, no." "He's right." "Try the sea bass." "That sounds great." "I'll have the sea bass." "Good choice." "So... what kind of alcohol goes with sea bass?" "And then I have to wear socks with sandals..." "Because I have a funny toe!" "Hello?" "Hello!" "Oh, and hello to your toe!" "Thank you..." "Kylie." "She just got finished telling me about your trip to Thailand..." "Squishy." "Y-you came over to tell her I got stung by a jellyfish?" "It's not my fault." "She's the one that got me drunk." "Okay." "And you're back on the album." "Yes, you are back on the album." "So you just decided that for me, did you?" "Pretty much." "All right." "It's getting late." "I'm gonna go back to my crappy hotel and order up a bad Adam Sandler movie, listen to my neighbors screw." "Whoa." "Whoo!" "Oh!" "Oh, no!" "You can't go!" "D-don't be silly." "Here." "Sit down." "You'll stay with us." "Right, Bob?" "All right, so, here's the proposal." "I know that at first glance, the numbers seem a little bit high, but you've got to remember that this covers everything -- my fee, my partner's fee..." " I'm in." " All the alcohol..." "You're in?" "I'm in." "I want you and your imaginary partner to throw the party." "Ha, ha." "Don't make me hurt you." "Is he sitting right here?" "Can you see him?" "Hilarious." "I'm gonna get him on the phone right now so you can talk to him yourself." "Hello?" "Hey." "You should be here." "This is going really well." "I can't." "Trish and I, we " "I told her it was over, and she started throwing stuff, and she cut her foot." "She's in the bathroom." "It's a mess." "Wow." "You did it." "Yeah." "It's been really fun around here." "Can I call you later?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Of course." " Okay." "Bye." " Okay." "If you're looking for the door, it's that way." "I'm not going anywhere." "Okay." "Well..." "What are we going to do?" "I don't know what you want me to say, Rose." "I already told you how it's gonna be." "But why?" "What have I done, other than have feelings for someone who's not you?" "I can't help it, okay?" "But when you chose him, you took away a big part of my life " "Okay, the part that was about you, the part where I come by your room to pick you up to go to breakfast or I call you in the middle of the night to watch TV because "Bonnie and Clyde" is on again." "But we can still do that." "We can still be friends, Joel." "I can't." "I'm sorry." "But now that I've laid it all out there..." "I can't go back." "This isn't supposed to be this hard." "Maybe it's supposed to be exactly this hard." "I mean, maybe that's how you're supposed to know you're making a mistake." "I'm making a mistake by choosing Alex?" "I think you are, and I think you know it." "It's not a bad choice, Rose." "It's just -- it's the wrong one." "You know what, Joel?" "I've tried with you." "Really I have." "And I have nothing to feel bad about." "I'm done trying." "This is your place, huh?" "Yeah." "Uh, thanks for hobbling me home." "No problem." " You okay?" " Yeah." "Y-you sure?" "Yeah." "Whoa." "Wait a second." "Oh, my god." "What's the matter with me?" "No." "Wait." "Nothing." "No, nothing's wrong with you." "Right." "But you don't want this?" "No." "Ann, I do." "Believe me." "Then why..." "You know when I called you the other day?" "I was afraid that you were " "I didn't want you to get " "I didn't want you to take it the wrong way." "I had a great time when you came into Brooklyn, but I'm not looking for that again." "I know." "You were just glad we could be friends." "No!" "No." "I mean, you know, I said that, yeah." "But, no, t-that's not why I called." "It's just" " The thing is..." "I couldn't stop thinking about you." "And I want to be with you." "You do?" "Yeah, but not as a fling." "And not because you saw your ex-boyfriend with his new girl." "And Ann..." "I want you to think about it, okay?" " Marco, I " " No, no." "I just want you to think about it, Annabella." "Okay?" "Okay." "Come here." "Good night, Ann." "Good night." "Hi, Trish." "Look at you with your party hair on." "Huh." "Yeah." "That's my party hair." "Fluffy." "Okay." "I'm gonna head to the venue and yell at people because it makes me happy." "See you guys there." "Uh, just to clarify -- you're talking about me and Jason?" "Yeah." "Do you think you can remember that, or do you want to write it down?" "No." "I'm good." "You can forget about that phone number stuff." "I was just being crazy." "So everything's all right, then." "Oh, yeah." "Things are gonna be great." "Trish, do you want " "Uh." "Yeah." "Uh." "I tried to do it." "You told me that you did it, Jason." "I did, and then we started talking, and for the first time since I've known her... she cried." "Oh." "Okay." "So, what, you just folded?" " I got confused." " No, I don't think you did!" "I think that you were scared." "I can't believe you." "You think this isn't hard for me?" "Look, I know I'm not allowed to feel bad 'cause I'm the "bad guy."" "Why are you putting quotes around that?" "Fine." "I am the bad guy, but I'm gonna try to be the good guy!" "Just stick with me, Marjee." "I'm gonna try to figure this out." "No." "I'm gonna make it easy for you." "It's over." "Marjee, we -- we're gonna do this." " We are gonna go into business and " " Jason." "Come on." "What's going on?" "Um..." "Oh, the..." "I was just telling Jason, but I should probably tell you first, anyway." "I'm leaving." "Your job?" "You're quitting?" "It's a family situation." "I'm sorry I couldn't give you more notice." "But I will make sure you have all my files and everything in them is clear." "Look, if this is about another job, you just tell me what they're offering you." "I'll match the number." "Okay." "It's not about that." "It's something I have to do... for me." "Do you know what this is about?" "No, I don't." "I have to go." "Um, I'm really sorry, Trish." "Hey." "Somehow I thought it might be you." "Is now a bad time?" " Rose." " You know what?" "I don't care." " I need to talk to you." " Rose." "I don't think this is working out." "Don't say that." "Not yet." "Just listen to what I have to say." "And then if you still feel that way..." "So... dinner was fun." "I'm sorry about dinner, about ruining our night." "The only excuse I have is that... this is all new to me, and I know that excuse is getting old, but " " Rose." " I'm not done." "I know I haven't been careful with your feelings, and you have been so careful with mine and patient and kind." "And I've been afraid -- afraid of losing a friend, afraid of losing you." "But mostly I think I was afraid of how much I want to be with you." "And I'm done being afraid." "What you need to know is, I'm exactly where I want to be right now." "And I'm just gonna keep talking until you kiss me." "Where's your roommate?" "Visiting his parents in D.C. Won't be back till tuesday." "Hi, darling." "So, you and Kylie -- best friends, eh?" "We need to talk?" "I'm not gonna talk." "I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna try and offer an explanation for my behavior." "Bob, you were working with your ex-girlfriend and you didn't tell me." "When they called about this job, Ginnie, I was really excited." "You know, I wanted it." "And I was afraid that if you knew it was Kylie, you wouldn't want me to do it." "Bob, if you would have come to me and spoke to me from your heart like you just did, of course I would have wanted you to do it." "Yeah, I know." "That's my biggest crime." "I underestimated you." "Come here." "Knock, knock!" "While you were in the shower, Bob gave me one of your nighties." "I hope you don't mind." "Oh, y-- huh?" "Yeah." "So, I can't get the bed to pull out." "Um, Bob, can you give me a hand?" " Oh, y" " Um, I could " " I could do it." "You know, t-the couch, it's, uh, tricky." "Give me a second." "Okay." "That's the nightie you gave her?" "That's good." "Hey." " What's wrong?" " Nothing." "I'm just concentrating." "Don't." "Don't concentrate." "This isn't the S.A.T's." "I did really well on the S.A.T's." "You're concentrating again." "I want to remember everything." "Don't tell me." "You're here for your mail, right?" "I was just wondering, w-what's the story?" "What story?" "Ann, you want me to know you got a new boyfriend?" "Call me up, tell me you got a new boyfriend." "Okay." "You're so out of line." "Instead you ask me to do a favor for a friend of yours?" ""Talk to him about the restaurant business." Turns out you're dating him?" "He said that?" "Are you?" "Okay, I have an idea." "Let's ask Megan." "Yeah, 'cause she spent the night pretty close to you, you know, like in your lap, so maybe we can get her two cents." "Don't change the subject." "How long have you been sleeping with your hostess, Danny?" "Weeks?" "Months?" "Was there maybe some overlap there?" "Because way back when, I really bought the whole "she's just an employee" routine." "I can't believe you'd even say that." "Well, you are with her, right?" "Are you with this guy?" "I asked you first." "Look." "Um... next time you want me to do you a favor," "I would just appreciate getting the whole story up front, that's all." "Noted." "Good night, Ann." "Hey." "You awake?" "Danny, go home." "I really don't" "Marjee." "Can I stay here?" "Yeah." "You okay?" "I'm cold." "Oh, baby."