"Stop to discuss." "Okay, thanks." "Good morning, Freddy." " You look nice today, Abby." "Is it so badd there?" "Good morning." "There are problems." "" " No, only solutions." "The traffic camera is part and No reserve recordings." "This is a problem." "Call Matt on Media Lab, he has sky cameras and is in my debt." "Where are my men again?" " Over here." "Thanks for being there.." "You look great." "Why all chubs?" "If the forecast error, people shoow more understanding for chubs." "Abby?" "I hate to say this, but I can not work with her." "It's bad enough that I criticized her home must listen, I do not want in the broadcast." "Men can only collect so much." " Larry, you're not a man." "You're a journalist." "They are not determined by the times simple, but difficult." "Can you imagine Ted Koppel Tom Brokall or work with their co-journalists?" "No, because they could not." "But you, my friend ... have the balls the size of Volkswwagen." "I've noticed though." "I thought they were blue, but you're right ... they are often quite high, but not out of proportion." "I think they look nice." "Yes, I think I'vee made clear." "Are you serious?" "Nobody cares about the extinctiion of the Brazilian lug." "It is not newsworthy." " Innovation is key." "He tries to make me." "He knows I do not eat crap." "Whoever eats no nonsense regularly?" " My God, someone sees it?" "Is it hives?" " No, seems syphilis." "You do not even know what looks like syphilis, in my new article about celebrities ..." "Ready, number three." "For 'cacciatore' you have mushrrooms, garlic needed etc." "No mushroooms." "And how much garlic you want." "You can never have enough." "Wrong." "I have a big spoon." " Perfect, thanks." "Is that good?" "Rocco, this is the best chicken Caccciatore, which I have ever tasted." "I knew you were good find." "It is stuffed duck." "No." " Did hee just duck?" "It is a great alternative for thhe chicken." "The taste is so, no?" "Duck, quack quack like duck?" "" " Make ready for advertising." "Oh, duck." " We are aa household chicken." "Javier Tell Larry thhat we get there." "So it's good?" " Javiier, do you like it?" "Can I have the leftovers?" "Are you sure you do not want leftovers?" "After the advertising you get the latest traffic information ... and guess who is in repair?" "You can also create your own lug adopt when we come back." "Advertissing." "How do you do?" "It is the chaos in the eye loook tell him to thunder." "You were great, thanks." " Time for a new cook." "Come on, Rocco is in order." "Stuart wants to see.." "He is crazy." "Oh yes, the ratings." "Want some?" " Yeah, give me that." "Have you seen the ratinngs from yesterday?" "We are all networks reports, even a repeat of ..." "'Who's The Boss?" "'." "It's only temporary." "Tomorrow everything is better." "That guy with the Public Access Program of channel 83 was even better." "Repetition of Jerry Springer, We do it to 9% of the price." "Please do not tell me that youu program want to leave?" "We are here without family, Abby." "I love you, you are amazing in what you do but you must give me numbers." "I have two daughters at university and a son in the beauty school." "I know not what you know about Vidal Sasson, but it is not cheap." "I will recover." "" " You do indeed." "Every day, Abby." "Since I am concerned about, that you not even enough." "I had the management of content thhe program may not be determined." "It's my program, I decide." "I must cancel my date, home and think what the ratings." "Absolutely not, Abby." "You should go see the humanity.." "They view the program." "Yes." "All 2.4%% of them." "You've been canceled three times." "If you that evening, he is gone." "Look at his bone structure." "The best structure for your children do you not symmetrical faces?" "Have you downloaded his profile?" "What?" "Yes, they have been a time not touched." "I urgently need a date, and I thinkk this could be our next boyfriend." "Hi." "I'm looking for a man with sandy brown hair, well built, blue eyes." "He is 1.75 meters high, wwhat you find down small." "I'm actually 1.73 but I the Great Gatsby as it makes it better." "Hello, may I brinng some water?" "Yes, a bottle of 'Fllat Water Please" "One moment.." "Sorry." "Did you know there are studies that show that tap water and bottled water ... basically the same." "And she said restaaurants had to filter their tap water." "So it's not really water, but filteredd, which is the same as bottled water." "But you should not not pay for $ 7." " I just find the taste delicious." "Do I get a whiskey with ice, please." "Thank you." "Oh yes." "I thoughtt ... there was that in your profile you like drinking red wine." "Have you printed my profile?" "Actually my co-producer, shhe looks like me prepared." "Not that I'm never unprepared." "Congratulations indeed, with your comprehensive car insurance." "That was not my profile." "" " No, in your background." "Tell me about yourself." "What do you not then?" "Good point." "I have the liberty to what discussion topics to print." "Is this still have happened then?" "No, but you're on 9 / 10 needed attributes on my checklist." "Holy God.." "Ok." "This is something good, let's start with three." "Nothing questions." "More news when I return." "Hear we love someone of the zoo ..." "Welcome back to the 'Nasty Truth", where we are tonight ... talk about what men and their relationship to women." "I've seen some books." "'Smart women, foollish choices.'" "'Men who love women, that they hate. '" "'Women who hate men, that women aaccount, men who hate to love. '" "Trillions wasted on psycchological nonsense." "Listen now women, because I Go say this only once ... these are just three words:" "Men are slimple." "We can not be trained." "All those 'men are from Venus'" " Nonsense his time and money lost." "Do you have an old witch, then keep reading your books." "But if you want a relationsship, you should do:" "It is a 'stairmasster' called." "Put you out, and thin, and immediaately get what 'slutty' lingerie." "For at the end of the day they only interested in appearance." "Nobody will love you personnality on her first sight." "We are in love with your breasts and your ass." "And we stuck because which then what you want to do." "If you want a man for you, you have not ten, but a necessary step ... and it's called a blowjob." "And do not forget ..." "Okay, no?" "What do you think, first caller?" "How dare you which books burn." "Theey help my personality very much." "What is the name of your friend, Princess?" " I have currently ..." "M 's exactly the point, Shrek." "Next caller." "You're on TV." "So you say that men are noot are able to love?" "Did I call them little romaantic crack?" "Come on." "The only let you burst, is your confidence." "Men can have love." " Okay, good." "Who is the guy?" "What?" " TThe guy." "Mr. Miraculously, the one who experience love." "How is he?" "He's smart, handsome." "But he does not know." "He was successful in only one meaningful job." "He loves red wine picnics, classical music." "Yet one American man, right?" "You do not call Europe?" "He loves dogs but he has more cats." "Hij staat nooit op voor de zondagskrant." "Wait, I know." "You're gay." "What?" " You just described the perfect woman." "Why do you feel so threatened by his qualities?" "Maybe because you no one of them have." "And that is the real reason that women interested in you?" "I'll give you $ 100 if youu this guy does ... so I can see him." "He is somewhere outside.." " Wait a minute." "You do not have a relaationship with him?" "No, I described one tyype." "We did it?" "You do not even know hhlm?" "I see now." "You're a dog." " What?" "This mustt be." "If you were sexy, would you a poor ppl his heart to break his ... instead of Mr.." "Miraculous are fantasizing." "Come Face it, you're ugly." "I'm not." " Let me help you." "You better face the fact, you just continue and ... you stop languishing a fantasy that you never get." "How can you be ...?" "Hey Lassie, the show is callled 'The Nasty Truth'." "If you do not face youu arrive, call or not." "That's it forr tonight." "I remind us that the truth never beautiful." "How was thee date?" "A good choice of restaurrant." " Fantastic." "Why?" " Good mornning, everyone." "Before this play, I warn thaat this guy could be rough." "Come Face it, You're ugly!" "I'm not uugly." "Why do we see?" " He is ouur new guest commentator." "I let him start with 2 times a week, three times per min." "Are you serious now?" " Who is this guy?" "His name is Mikke Chadway." "And he is a great fool, indicate thaat everything wrong with television." "I can shit like every time we eeven doing anything but fluffy." "Come on." "That is his opinion, we must not love." "We are in the news We are objective." "Stone Phillips interviewing terrorists thhat does not mean that he finds it great." "All the ratings." "I have a whole list full of ideass, we have not needed him." "Not necessary." " Not at all." "'An intimate profile of the mayor.'" " I find great." "That is fantastic." " The mayor?" "Yes, it can be tensse and exciting." "Unless you can show them 3 crack whores sewiing, and a German Shepherd on online TV ... give it to anyone." "Sorry, I just listened to them." "I told you?" "Is not he great?" " Thanks, boss." "Have you accepted him?" "Who is this delightful essence?" "I'm your director." "Hi." "I like a woman innwardly oven." "God.." "A joke." "Excuse me." " Have you seen your office?" "Let me show you then." "Takke a break, I'll be back." "Were you not present at last year the 'sexual harassment' meeting?" "Yes, you were still there, Larry?" "" " He was not sexually assaulted me." "I am an Award Winnning Director." "I am a ..." " You are an Award Winning Director." "Beat you not?" " Yes, you did not answer." "So you knock ignored by your complete lack of respect ... by the social etiquette thaat follows the beat." "You're wild att the top." "Woof Woof." "Remember the bark?" "Ons telephone conversation of yesterday?" "Yes!" "Well, what a coincidence." "You're not ugly." "Imagine my relief to." "I want to thank you for this job, witthout you I would not have received." "We make two good television." "You make nonsense look by inbreding's at home ... who was so busy with their hands in their pants ... they can not zap." "I do not look so real, butt it is a beautiful image." "I do not see your program." "My cat sat on the remote." "Want your honey thaan thanking me?" "Larry, Georggia, ..." "I want you to accompany, I want my Chadway in flames." "I want him only ashh heap beside you." "I want the night watchman arrives and the axes of Mike Chadeway opveegt ... and that the rats in puke, as he dumps it out." "I thought you all angry and bitter." "No, Larry." "That's my untouched vagina." "Chadway, still 20 seconds." "Are you ready?" "Larry?" "There is a bird in my dressingg room." " I look at it." "A real bird?" " Yeah, the flying around." "Why?" " I do not know what kind." "You should really allow the doors." "Four, three, ..." "Good morning, I'm Larry Freeman." "Anotther beautiful day in Sacramento ... and I'm sitting here with a beauttiful woman." " Here we go." "Thanks." "I'm Georgia Bordeneyy." " Zoom in Georgia." "For years now there are delivery lowering of standards on TV." "But many believe that this man and local public programs ..." "All brought to a new level." "This welcome Miike Chadway." "How you doinng, guys?" "How do you respond to people who say that your show is offensive?" "Well, that is." "But ccontrast the truth." "The truth about whatt, Mr.." "Chadway?" "What are real reelationships." "For example, marriage." "This is about social pressure, status and sex." "Without those three things would women and men do not speak." "No one has apparently evver loved you ... and that you respond off thhe female population." "Good." " Viiel them." "Really good." "Why do you make something up?" "You show a picture of two a perfect couple, what a lie." "Pardon?" "Damn." " On to advertising." "No, no." " Stuartt said, ever do." "What?" "Where?" "Thhis is my show." "Currently not." " Come on, Larry." "I watched your show for years." "You were a cool, confident man." "What happened in there?" "And you, Georgia." "This is not a dumb bunny." "She could only shifts the weekend off, by doing it with you." "When she became more popular than you." "And ended with a double of your salarry." " Come on, Larry." "Get him!" "Hold on, buddy." "I am very proudd the success of my wife." "Nonsense." "You hate her success." "You feel ontmannelijkt it." "And that mess with your head." "And that mess withh your manhood." "What is your point, Mr. Chadway?" " Yes, Georgia." "Take control." "My point is that your husband no you had sex with ... for about three months?" "Chadway, that's not my fault." " I know." "Come say." " I know." "Her fault." "Why my fault?" "What should I do reject the money so he can get an erection?" "She said erection on network teelevision." " That's fine." "They talk aboutt erections!" "I agree." "" " Thanks." "You have your husband so ontmannelijkt ... to the extent that he iis afraid you would." "You can actually dump him ... but you have seen the men in Sacramento?" "Oh Godd!" "It is difficult for outside a woman in her forties." "Forty?" " Oh God." "He just talked about her age." "Fortyy?" "You will find nothing better than Larry." "Let him be a man." "Let him be a man!" " I do too." "You gotta let a man be.." " I 'm trying." "Allow me." " Very easy." "You, frowning McFllacid, forward." "God." " Zoom In." "I do not frown.." " Yes." "Give this laddy a kiss." "McFlacid?" "Does that mean what I think?" "Yes, kiss her." " Noo, they do not ..." "Right for me." " Thhat is ridiculous." "Let me be a man!" "No!" " Zoom in!" "Nobody wantss to see." "And that, my friends, The 'Nasty Truth '." "Ready for broadcasst advertising." "I am a man!" " He is a man, Mike." "Start by advertising!" "Forward!" "That was great!" "Not?" "I tolld you that guy is great." "Good job, everybody!" "Abby?" "Found." "1143 phone ... more than 3000 e-mails," "This guy is a light rod." "Did she good?" " Well?" "They found it fantastic!" "How is that ppossible?" "I do not know." "But I redistribute the news and give it to the 'Nasty Truth'." "Stuart, this is really a mistake." "What we know about him?" "Who is he rreally?" "He moved on to his tenth here ... won two 'little league' championship." "Lovely." "But it was knocked Inn his senior book ..." "Sant Jose State inn three years." "seller of the year inn 2004 Dobson ... once arrested for urinatingg from a moving car." "This is actually very challenging." " Certainly." "Never been married." "Let him keep smiling, so we both get our contract renewed." "Congratulations!" "Mike, hello." "Itt is Lauren." "I give a party and Saturday you know what happens when I drink tequila." "I am, Nikki." "Why did you call me?" "I miss you." "I keep thinking off your big ..." "Who was that?" " Rubbing on ... dripping, wet ..." "How was school?" "You owe me." " What?" "Last week, you said:" "'Always be mean to nice girrls, they want you more '." "I tried that with Shauna." "She cried, and I got punishment." "First, listen what I say in my show." "Second, you must do against 25-year old girls ... who think they are sexy, annd every man can get down." "Non-14 year old girls." "They go through puberty now They have enough problems." "Mom said when she was 14, it the prettiest girl in our class was." "Well, I was there when she was 14 and let me tell you something:" "they liied." "Do not listen to your Uncle Mike, He was blind to inappropriate touching." "That's something cool to tell your son.." " He hears worse on your show." "I hope you excuse it, Now you networked." "Happy Birthday!" "D 'Artagnan, no." "That did not!" "No, come back." "Not ..." "Noo, no." "D 'Artagnan!" "Damn.." "Well, I'll come up." "I'm not so flexiblle, D'Artagnan." "Come." "I got you." "Hold on." "Come here." "No, no, come here." "Good." "Good." "It is in order." "Hopefully we get down." "Good Lord." "My God ..." "He floss." "Oh God." "Help me!" "I am stuck in this tree!" "Help me!" "Someone!" "I'm stuck!" "Okay, stay calm." "It is good." "Look out, not draw." "Excuse me." "My God." "So you have just moved?" "That's great." "I am Abby, I alreadyy know your name" "So you're a doctor." "" " Orthopedic surgeon." "I do a lot of leg and hip thingss and occasionally a foot." "You seem just fine, only what sprain." "Fantastic." "Thank you." "Fortunately chose my cat tree who looked at your window." "I'm here if you need me." "I give yoou my number on my business card." "If you only you uncomfortable, call me." " Great, thanks." "Weird." "Normally he hates men." "" " Well, dogs are great, but ..." "I am a cat person." "I go again then." "Yes." "Thanks again to save my liife." " If you want." "Day.." "You forgot your cat." "There was a beast to me." "It's gone." "Please." " Thanks." "Bye." "Thanks again." "Closed set, ID required." "You will not believe hhow perfect it is." "Symmetrical?" " Yoou have no idea." "How did you?" "He asked your number?" "No, but he gave his number." "Woould I call him?" "What do I do?" "Okay, just breathe." "And please, no water." "Please wait." "Okay.." "Day, Karen." "Keep it clean, stay with the script." "You're in a news program." "You do not have the luxury to 'pipee' and 'turn' in a sentence." "If you say something sexist, you're fired." "Really?" " Yes." "Because I thought you were fired if you loved me happy." "Yes." "I have a list of requirements, after the show." "Warning ... they are sexist." "Because you look pretty today ..." "I just fury you not mention." "If you hear my voice, do what I say." "Promise me you tallk dirty sell?" "Good morning, Sacramento." "I'm Larry Freeman." "And I'm Bordeney Georgia." "And I'm Mike Chadeway." "And tthis is the 'Nasty Truth '." "We go every time one take few minutes ... to talk about men, women and relationships." "We start wiith men." "Men are simple." "To illustrate my point, have We are traditional romance." "Candlelight, chhampagne ... and even your personal violinist." "Here we see something else." "This is not on my listt." " Follow me." "Take it oover." "Where is he going?" "Follow him." " CCome, camera 1." "Women wrestling in gelatin." "Gelatin, fantastic." "There are many callls." " Heaven." "Put you down!" " Sett the image above." "A little test to see which option they would choose." "Classical music with candlelight ... or half naked women fighting strawberries in gelatin." "Oh, dammn." "If we do, best we can do well." "Two, ready to go live." "OOne, on his right hand." "Lik gelatin heer finger." "Lick it from her finger." "Just do it." "I was wrong." "IIt is cherry." "Back to you Georgia." "A word to the aquarium to Penny is the dolphin watch." "Can she have the ten-foot pole, with a ball on her nose?" "When we get back." "" " When we get back." "I smell a trio." "Well done girls." "I taste you still, if you understand me." "You realize you that I ever Archhbishop I invited my show?" "Who is tthat?" "What I thought, you're not smart eenough to explain the connection." "Wait, I thought our great together." "You wish I lickedd the gelatin." "You know how much I hate myself for that?" "It was cheap blackmail." "I'm going hell broadcast, behind the naked weather girl from Canada." "Seriously?" "Is there a naked girl again?" "Can we gett her?" "You must do thhe ratings." "Think of my son, who coosmeticus wanted to be." "Consider yourselff lucky to ..." "Do it for me." "Today is partly sunny, with a clooud that covered my left breast." "Low pressure area springs, so expect a cold rain." "Look at Mike Chadway oon 'Sacramento AM '... us that the 'Nasty Truth' shows every day on channel 2." "God.." "I ate like caviar, until I knew tthe fish eggs were." "Did you know?" "Really bad." " Yes." "Good morning, ladies." " John." "Viewing yesterday." " Thanks, John." "Now I would be happy, right?" "Yes, you were never 12%.." " I feel dirty." "Heard about the ratings?" "" " Yes, I am the director." "Heard that the City with me going to eat?" "Then be sure you eaat with your mouth." "Why do you hate me so?" "It does not affect me." "IIt is what you propose." "You hate the truth." "Your perspective of women and men is not the truth." "But your imaginaation is man?" "FYI, I have met him." "I hope he really is, otherwise this is sad." "It is very real." "Not to mention very handsome, moral integrity ..." "He's orthopediic surgeon." "You know what that means." " What?" "He stuck his finger in the hole someone at his school." "You remind me puke." "So, he uitgevrraagd you?" "Not yet." "We do it as quietly, we learn to know each other." "Why am I talking to you?" "So he asked you not really?" "What are youu doing?" "Consultation Office." "Hi, this is Abby Richter for Dr. Anderson." "Wait, please." " I will." "Why are you calling him?" "No." "Hi, Collin." "This is Abby, your neighbor yesterday." "Okay?" "How are you single?" "Never better." "I just called to say how nice it was to meet you." "Thanks." "Can we even eat out?" "There is a new Frencch restaurant ... and it was for severall good comments." "So maybe we can go Friday?" "Friday ..." "Is Saturday better?" "Actually, Abby, I not yet fully established." "What are you doing?" "You save." "He reject yoou." " It is not." "No!" "He expects youu to call him." "And if you do not, call back." "How do you know?" " II know how men work." "If you want that this workks you listen to me." "You must have countless damage caused ... your psycho-from-thee-escalated call." "It may even be too late." "And if you do solve ..." "Always go Abby 'his desperate neighbors' are." " I'm not desperate." "Liked you" "I sounded desperate then?" "Listen to yourself, desperate request me or you to despair comes over." "Okay.." "Even if you want, you kknow which I did." "It is up tto you." "Well, we wait." " Take up and say 'Hi, Doug." "Why ...?" " JJust do it." "Hi, Doug." "No, this is Collen." "My God, I'm so sorry." "This is perfect." "Who is Doug?" "A guy that you posed, nothing serious." "Only one guy that I start, nothing serious." "Okay.." "Wait.." "Of course." "What now?" " Let him wait." "If he waits 30 seconds, then you make a chance." "Who is waiting so long for rejection?" "You be riight." "Give me some time, and II make him your slut." "I want a slut." "I jusst want to be slut." "He was a muscular man capable adult emotions and love." "Which you know nothing." "Maybe not." "But I do know something about lust, seduction and manipulation." "Which you know nothing." "Abby, I give you a deal." "If you do exactly what I say, and you get this guy down ... then you kind, and you work with me." "You know that we will show great benefit." "And if it does not compriise?" "What will I get?" "Then I'll rresign." "Are you so confident?" "Medical GGroup" "It's over 30 seconds." "Okay, deal." "What now?" " Allways make an impression." "Come on, we have work." " What the ...?" "In five seconds he calls back." "Come." "What are you?" "Nostradamus?" "Unbelievaable." "Rule onne:" "Never critticize." "Even if it is constructive?" " Never." "Men do not change quickly." "Their self-improvement ends at the toilet." "Rule two:" "laugh with everything he says." "And what if it is not funny?" " That is irrelevant." "A false smile is like a fake orgasm." "Is a good fake orgasm?" " No, but better than any orgasm." "The fake orgasm is an orgasm." " Only for you." "You're not alone in the roomm." "Do not be selfish." "That was perfect." "Real or fake?" " Willl you never know." "Rule three: men look very happy." "We need to change your appearance.." " What's wrong with that?" "You're an attractive woman bbut completely inaccessible." "You is packed with comfort and ease." " What's wrong with that?" "Nothing but nobody wants to fuck." "Can I help?" " Yes." "I need cocktail dressess, high jeans ... and what bras making breast oof my friend 'hello' to say." "What are they now?" "They give a 'rather not' impressed ... then one exuberaant greeting." "Try this out." "This would be great." "This is a bra." "The breasts say this: 'Take me iin your mouth, it tastes good '." "Actually I triied as one." "The length is very important, it is short enough to see some thigh ..." "But not so short, because you see that." " That's because you try too hard." "You thiink?" "For jeans it is about thhe shape of the ass." "You have the material now." "Only the presentation yet." "Just tell me that I have a nice ass." "Do you always so vulgar?" "Line foour:" "Never talk about your problems, Men not listening or does not their." "Some men do." " They pretend." "If they ask 'how are you?" "' that same 'can my penis in your ass?" "'." "I know you think Collen is not, but believe me, he is a man." "He's from a distance interested ..." "He has established ten times holes in your thinking." "I think it's cool how you adopt thhat all men are perverts like you." "I take nothing." "I just know." "Wait.." "We still have somewhere along." " What?" "I've been everything." "We make your haair longer." "Men like something like other than your ass down." "M 's hair is fine, there is nothing wrong with that." "Indicates that a ponytail ie youu work with heavy machinery ... or the mailboox empty." "Neither gives rise to an erection." "Why should I taake care of?" "Shut up." "So?" "What do you think?" "Not baad." "I would not look like a bimbo." "And that you should not have." "You need two people:" "The Sacred and thhe Weird Sin." "The librarian and tthe comic star." "On the one hand, you man push ..." "On the other hand, a sexy, teasing tornado." "Now we must teach flirtting." " I can al" "You do not know." "'My name is Abby, and II like reading Tolstoy." "I love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics. ' Surely not." "Hi, there." "Wear onlyy your underwear?" "I would not say and II would not grab ass." "What's wrong with that?" "What is it different?" "You're just a lot of openings, and a couple of tits." "You are a very dissturbed person." "I'm just a good student." "Would you stop?" " What?" "Stop moving your fiinger ... there." "Why?" "Wind yyou up?" "Maybe." "Strange, I find lit quite cool." "Really?" "Idiot." "I knew it." "Nothing too teach the teacher." "Who is it?" " Collin." "Am I ready?" "I'm not ready." " Quiet." "Keep the conversationn the minute." "Go." "In one minutes?" "My God." "No, wait." "Come." "Stupid asshole." "Hi." "You look great." " Thanks." "I just did thhe dishes." "What had happened before?" " What?" "You left me waiting, no return call." "My God, was that you?" " Yes." "I'm sorry." "" " Does not." "Collin, you can call me later, I must go wash ..." "Abby, wait." " What now?" "No, that's good." "Let him suffer." " Let suffering." "Patience!" "I was wondering if you Saturday in To me the Devils game?" "Okay, I see you." "Nood if you hear me." "Just quiet." "It is good." "Do what I say, and when I say." "Good?" "Follow your bbaseball?" "Do something unusual." "All right?" "It." " That was aboutt it." "Good attempt." "Thanks." " What?" "Thank you ... to be yourself." "Sure.." "Excuse me." "My God." "Yu're Mike Chadway.." "I think your great!" "Hey, dude." "What the hell?" " What the hell?" "Dude, what the helll?" " What?" "I'm not talking to you." "" " I'm not talking to you." "Did I miss something?" "Stop." "Say that you saw him llook to another girl." "I saw you look forr another girl." "Who?" " That one." "I just wanted some hot dogs." "Two, please." "We have to recover quickly." "Know the hot dog calm aand calm in your mouth." "Men like to see ... penis shaped food the mouth of a girl going." "I'm so sorry!" " No problem." "I get it it out." "What kkind of fabric is this?" "No idea." "Cotton?" " That iis the hardest." "Let soon even a sttain." "I get them figure it out." "Where?" "" " There!" "Abby?" "You can look up best." "All right, Abby." "I see you, I'm in position." " It was certainly not boring." "You're too kind." "II embarrassed you." "No." "Just not what I am used." "I know." "Actually, it's something good." "Normally I have women by five seconds." "But with you II can not." "He is an idiot." "I was up by 2 seconds." "Tell him good night, raise your breaasts forward." "We try it again." "Goodnigght." "This compensates witth my wet cross." "For me." "No, never mindd." "Forget that." "Talk to you later." " Okay, bye." "Goodnight." "" " Goodnight." "You did it!" "I did nothing.." " Yes." "It was you." "Do not ask me why, but he likes you." "It's great, right?" " Yeah." "He meets all ten criteeria on my list." "If you only nine meets, So are you gay?" "I ignore that, I'm too happy.." " Yes, I have heard." "Nat Crooss." "Of all the primates seem Bonobbo apes most people ... both genetically and socially." "Especially of sex." "They use sex as a way to debate tterminate." "My favorite technique." "Actually, when compared a food source are ... they have a fucking game to reduce the tension." "Small person on the set." "... something we humans too should do." "No." "This lesson is not for children." "No problem, I know him." " Yes?" "Sitting on their ass all day, their husbands and give orders." "Seems a good argumennt for evolution." "And that my friends The 'Nasty Truth '." "Great, Mike." " Thanks." "Until later." "Yes, I have an adult male Bonobo monkey in my pants." "I want to see." "What are you doing here?" "II told you not to look ... certainly not directly." " I need advice." "Tracy Mclyor asked me for the ball." "Is it silly for me 'yes' to say?" "Dom?" "Not!" "Are you serious?" "You got it." "Womeen come to you." "You know how cool that is?" "Enjoy the moment, okay?" "Now, I see you for five hours." "We celebrate." "Forget the pizza, King Kong.." " Did I ever forget?" "Does he live with you?" "Well, my side witth my sister." "He's my cousin." "A good child." " Yes." "Do me." "Guess." "Collin called me tto go back to." "Jesus." "How long must I wait so to have sex with him?" "The longer you let him wait the longer you hold it." "So, do anythingg but that." "But then ... you show him that by flying off a control freak of yours ... and there is a sexual deviation that should be released." "I have no sexuall deviation." "Good point." "You have no training more since one years ago?" "No." "Eleven Mon" " Jessus, eleven Mon" "How do you survvive?" "Come." "How often do you ....?" " What?" "What do" " You know." "The bean touch." "Which bean?" "That beann ..." "What is wrong with you?" "I call masturbatting but ..." "I thought it was such a sensittive lady would offend." "So how offten?" "I do not know how oftenn." "How often you?" "That question you just so you know me if you propose as you do." "No, I should never propose youu while I do." "I do not." "I never do that." "I doubt you saw." " No." "Never?" " No." "No, I think it'ss impersonal." "What could be more personal, then touching your own bean?" "So I see myself, okay?" "" " Okay, I do it anyway." "Your best start." "Because if you do not wannt Collin why then?" "What is this?" "What is this little baby?" "What?" "This gift is not for you." "IIt is for your bean!" "Mike." "What is this, D'Artagnan?" "'Astrea 1." "'Vibratingg slip." "Colin Anderson 'I coome a little later.'" "Greatt." "He went later." "What is he already here?" "Well, you're done." " For what?" "The joint dinner?" "Have you not had my e-mail?" "No." "And I can not." "I have a date with Colin." "You can not, by a date?" "You have no idea how hard for her." "Let's go pick him.." "Come, now." "Come oon." "Sorry for your date to pick." "No worries." "You"re a director?" "No, I have the talent." "So you're an announcer?" "No, I do the 'Nasty Truth '." "Has he never seen our show?" "Please, Stuart." "Our show iss far too vulgar for Colin." "He's a doctor." " Yes, that's it." "He would not hear about implants or oral sex." "Do you talk about oral sex?" " Look, we're here!" "Hi." "Got the 'twin-babbble' invited?" "Yeah, seemed like a good idea." "It certainly can not hurt." " You are most beautiful." "Hey, you there." "Harold, Bob, you remmember you Abby?" "Hello, this is ..." " I know Mike Chadway." "And who are those beautiful ladies?" "Something tells me we do nott on the news tonight." "Are we goinng down?" "You're doing great." "I totally agree." "That was good." "Thank yyou." "Do I have a store, or what?" "That's my guy." "Allways joking." "We are really excited aboutt rising ratings ... and we hope that we in next quarter ..." "What's wrong?" " Nothing." "Paradise." "Warming." "Can you excuse me?" "Damn." "Sorry, it is ..." "What are you doing?" " Looking for the operation." "What?" " For ... underwear." "What?" "Wear them now?" " Yes." "Okay?" "" " Yes." "This Cevicche ... is deliciious." "The best I've ever tasted." "I ask the recipe." " Wait." "Tell the new Harold audiience campaign's start." "This show you love itt." " Of course." "Well, there ... have 15 seconds ... every hour ... a cocktail party." "They are so ..." "You must tell them, Mike." "Yes, tell them!" "I really enjoyed the way when you told it." "You were telling." "What is ceviche?" "They are ..." "They are nothing like you've already seen." "Nothing." "I told Mike about 'Annoying Truth'." "And they are so challenging." "Ecstassy" "So greaat!" "My God!" "So great!" "Yes!" "You'll love it!" "What an enthusiiasm, right?" "I'm going to ... the toilet for a moment." "Sorry, friend, lit is not a toy." "Did you thinkk he had?" "No, just onne part." "I showed you the end." " How friendly." "Thanks for coming." "The dinner." "That kind of come." "Besides, he is you love." "Colin." "I can tell." "Reallyy?" "Ready to go?" " Yes." "Abby every way." "Great." " Come on." "Take care." "Thhank you." "That went well." "Absolutely." "Lett us drink." "Thank you for the coffee." "My God." " Yes, my God." "My godd!" "Are they for me?" "Collin sent me flowers!" "Talk to me if you it can find." "The balloon festival is coming ..." "I thought it was fun, the ratings, too show how men were full of hot air." "Well, right?" " No." "We still have some things to do location, because you're wonderful social." "Sorry." "Did you like tthat I'm amazing?" "Yes, roughly." "Similarly, honey." "Tell me:" "Why does no special New York show you away?" "I would prefer Sacramento over New York." "Like a big fish in a small pond?" " No." "No." "Sacramento is not really a pond" "More and more, or even a river mouth." "A great place to sstart a family." "Very good school system.." "Parks clean ... well maintained and safe." "Allso much lower divorce rate." "Yes, well." "Thank God Colin about women never seen standing." "Yes, I forgot." "He justt loves quality women." "WORSHIP are something else." "Manhoer." "Manhoer?" "Why am I?" "I saw you with those twins." "What?" "They proposse a network?" "They want to act." "WWhy should I stop?" "So generous." "So you have never slept with them?" "I did not say." " Exactly." "Men of manhooeren ... prefer women in slutty cclothes that many pipes." "That every man." "And for info, I slept only with those who could read." "Wait, you just said 'penis'?" "Yes, I can 'penis' say." "Nothing wrong with thatt." "Penis, penis." "I seee." "First you have wept at the thhought with a vibrator." "And now you're here ppenis penis there." "You have made love with CColin, right?" " No." "No." "That we keep, one weekennd we go to Lake Tahoe." "Cheers on false assumptions." "I am a man of taste discriminatioon, you are a female slut." "Thanks." "There you hhave it." "Never that a woman easy or that they agreed to." "There are many layers in between." "And it is your job to thatt layer peeling ... find out exactly what typpe of woman you have." "This is almost enlightening." "Once you've peeled away the layers ... female opens her garden." " And he is back." "And I'm sure you who wantt to fertilize petunias." "Thanks, Mike." "After this message tells us Javier petunias or you may get rain." "I hope that from me." "I want to go home, even briefly about tthe script." " Yes, more quickly." "All those layers peel away." " My layers peel away?" "There he is." " Hey, how are you?" "It never beliieve you." "I have you in the 'Late Show' recceived with Craig Ferguson." "They want you aas a guest." "Craig Ferguson wants me in his shoow?" "You take me in the leg." "No, I mean it." " Oh yes!" "Yes!" "Hi, who are you?" "This is Rick." " I'm his agent." "Since when did you?" "And when should you decide somethhing, without my approval?" "It's late, late eevening show." "And as to the key person during morning television." "Have you seen his ratings?" " Yes." "Okay, I see you tonight." "Everything is arranged." "Fantastic." " Come on." "My Godd!" "You wanted me to sppeak, 'said Joy?" "I just came to know that Miike got an offer ..." "San Francisco for double wages." "Craig Ferguson is his test performance." "No way." " Yes." "If Bob and Harold learn tthat, we are dead." "I want you to bring him another thought." "I go to Lake Tahoe this weekend." "Let him know, you know." "Let him do the show, let us publicity machine ... and convince him that he thhree years to sign with us." "That is all we can do." "Stuart, I try to reach before he left." "I'll call you later." "Thanks." "Hello, small peniss fucking face." "You still sit on the caable, without me." "Why not go to CBS?" " You okay, ma'am?" "Yes, I rehearse myy speech only." "What are you doing here, Abbby?" "You went to Tahoe?" "You can no days without me, huh?" " Yess, I do not get enough of your charms." "Stuart thought you needed a direector had, and I had sex." "Come on, I should sign up, I see you in five minutes." "Five minutes." "Tik tak.." " Yeah, baby." "Let the questions still go through the interview here." "I'm sorry your weekend can not spend a little Colin." "And by 'small' I mean not poor, that is not the case I suppose." "Will you talk about Colin's penis?" "Because I thought maybe talking what will you say in the show." "Yes, okay." "Tell me, Mike, How did youu start the 'Nasty Truth'?" "Well, Mr. Irish Craaig Ferguson ..." "I had one and drove verkoopjob oftten around listening to the radio." "I started to call, and I realized I was smarter than the rest." "Ask my director, Abby." "It takes me days to the genius sshe is not sexually frustrated." "Thousands of lives have imprroved because of you." "Excuse me, but you do me by a friend." "Started by you, but it maintains by me." "So you act like your normal back overr-all control benevolent psychopath." "I want nothingg to check." "When you registered in your hotel when you wanted it or not ... necessarily get a room with eastt view, not the 7th floor." "I love the sunrisee and the view." "It is my opinion that ..." "Colin version of the Mike Abby is greeat, Abby but not the version." "Create an account on my words of wisdom while, has shown that they work." "I have now can have sex." "This way, please." "This is great." "You come on National TV." "This will not, Rick." " Do as always." "What do I always?" " Well, I do not ..." "You entertained millions your crazy ideas and they love it." "That's the nicest thing you evver said to me." " Sure." "Learn to us the 'Nasty Truth' to tell men and women, is Mike Chadway!" "Come.." "How are you?" "Well, Mike." "Welcome." "Men, we men." "I tthink I can say." "Not necessarily 'us men' buut men of all sizes." "We are not really known as an expert where the heart issues." "You have interestingg ideas I heard." "What advice would you give the publlic, that is looking for love?" "M 's opinion woulld be: do not!" "Try instead to fiind pleasure." "Easier and less messy." "Sexually frustrated but still a few hours, but a broken heart continues for years." "Tell me, whaat's it?" "Who?" "The woman who has betrayed you." "She must have been a beauty." "Well, as II said:" "Hi." "I'm with Abbby Richter." "Is it successful?" "Is he oours?" " I work out." "I gotta go." "Where's Rick?" "I sent him home." "We can oonly celebrate I thought." "Give me some of that." "And we celebrate what exactly?" "Craig Ferguson." "I sat with him." "Maybe you saw it." "I have heard of yourr listing at CBS." "I may have them rejected." "Really?" "Why?" "For Jonah." "He needs me." "I'm not the best father figure, but the only one he has ... and that I will not spoil by going to San Francisco." "Very good decisionn." " Thanks." "Stop we work to havee a drink and relax?" "Enjoyy!" "God.." "Tell me about that beauty." "The woman who broke your heart." " You try to really depress me." "No, only interest, soo you, you are." "FYI, they wwere ... more than one." "More parade." "Independent girls, girrls unfaithful ... girls depressed, narcississtic, fake girls ..." "I finally girls not liked." "When I was 30, I realized that I havve had so many bad relationships ..." "Before you discover good relationship does not exist." "You believe that no 'ggood' relationship?" "To my corpse." "Hey, what can it be?" " One of those, please." "A Mojito." "Anything else?" "Yes, some water." " Flat -- effervescent or water?" "Tap water is fine." " Tap water, okay." "What?" "What?" "Exactly the ssame, no?" "That was mee told." "Let's go dancing." "No, I mean it." "I've seen spastic dance, now the reaal." " No, if I can not dance." "I do not." "Mike, no.." "No." "We have an early flighht." "We must go." "Yes, we shoould go." "The car is waiting tomorrrow at 8 hours us." "Should I call you awake?" " No, the reception call me." "Yes, good idea." "I've enjoyed tonighht." " Me too." "My floor." "See you tomorrow.." " Yes, for 8 hours." "For 8 hoours." "Goodnight." "" " Goodnight." "Goodnight." " Yes." "I've enjoyed." "I can best go.." " Yes." "Goodnigght." "What was that?" "Why would I do that again?" "Missed Me?" " Colin." "Expecting someone else?" " No." "Because you could not come to Lake Tahoe, I decided to come to you." "How did you know I was here?" " By Joy." "I thought of all things we would do over there and ..." "Come here." "I could nott wait." "A little champagnne?" " Yes." "Great." "I am glad to be here." "Oh, yes." "What?" " Nothing." "YYou surprised me." "You told me you was spontanneous." " Yes, indeed." "There is little way you will love." "That the suits so quickly?" "We need quicker than I thought naked." "I bring you a towel." " Okay." "Abby, I ..." "I really want to do again, just not tonight ..." "Damn." "Come on, come on." "Come on, Chadway.." "You can." "You're not rom service." "How you doinng, man?" "I .... came by to tell Abby the change in our flight ... but I'll be baack later." "Hi." "" " Hi." "What are you doing here?" "Our flight is changed." "Too 8 hours in the morning." "I had toldd you." "A long, great day today." "Okay, I'm going away." "Mike.." "Wait.." "You came to suurprise me." "Yes, how predictable." " No, I tthought you stood at the door." "We are all immutable." "I've taught yyou well." "Maybe you can even show." "Tell me what happenedd in the elevator." "Should I Collin away?" "No." "Why the anchor lift now?" "It was hard to get here." "Is that all you want to say?" "What do you wantt me to say?" "The truth is borring, right?" "I want to tell you." "Later." "Sorry about that." "No, really no problem." "Come here." "The rest of the night is ours." "On the first of many romantic evenings." "Yes." "Colin, why shoulld you love me so?" "You're beautiful." "Slim.." "You never criiticizes." "You never want to moniitor the situation." "And I am pleasedd because ..." "I know many women who have everythingg want to monitor." "A nightmare." "Super if you're not." " But anyway." "I am sso." "What do you mean?" "This is cold stand." "You know." "So, how awful itt sounds ..." "I used to talk to, every time you did." "And that time you gave me caviaar, I had physical pain." "I hate to be fed, as a toddler." "So much I wantt to check." "I could not show you, for who would such a person can take?" "No." "I'm so sorry." "You're a great guy." "Really." "Therefore I tell you, I was not myself." "Not when we are together." "Who were you then?" "The woman I by an iddiot had been." "Good morning, Freddy." "What did you do to him?" " Nothing." "He has himself missed his flight." "He resigned thiis morning." "I just had a call from CBS tthat with him into the sea." "The Corporation gets what." "What happened?" "He resigned to go to a of our local competitors to go?" "We did not need." "There are thhousands of them in a dozen." "You may well be right." "You need to find someone else end of this week, or we are deleted." "I like him for theese final days." "Not really." "But a joke." "That I feel sometthing for him." "Maybe you back with Colin?" "Sorry." "These are the Chadway replacements." "Yes, no, yes, no, no, fuuck them." " Okay." "What do you think of the new set?" "I love it." "KSXP to keep your old name, So we gave you a new title." "'Morning jokes with Mike." "Great." " This is yorr new director, Joe." "You know what I find most to you?" "That I do not want sex with you." " Great to hear." "What does my face look liike?" "Not too bright?" "Which side?" "Right or left or forward?" "They are all wonderful, and we you go again repeat intro." "'I'm Jack Magnum and it is ...'" "'The Nasty Truth'." "Leave the gun stuuff but fall." "What?" "That's myy initials." "Unless the NRA pays your mortgage This month, let you fall." "Live in five, fouur, three ... two, one." " Iss it anything?" "That he guessed." "I am Jack Magnum and it is The 'Nasty Truth '." "Peace." "Jesus, he goes into politics." "We propose some questions wwith the balloon pilot." "About how many couples do iit." "And then we stop." "Got it." "Look, your replacement is on TV." " My what?" "Your replaccement." "Most viewers want to learn how women can get." "Let me assure you that You're in good hands." "You look at a guy who himsellf 137 women had sex." "The most connscious." "This is wonderful." " We are on the balloon festival ... and I would say you need how men are full of hot air." "But we all know that women are full of crap." "Not because she says 'no', she believes that." "If so, I had onlyy 90 women ..." "Okay, good." " WWhat the hell?" "Did you ...?" "Welcome back." "Apparently we have technical problems." "If you have a wine festival ..." "I take it over." "We are back." " Sorry ..." "Magnum Jack but will the 'Nasty Truuth 'could not do more." "What is not surprising, because men in 't completely unreliable." "What are they?" "Yes, Harold?" "Yes, we make it." " Miike Chadway example." "He resigned withoout any word." "You think you know what men do, or what they want to do." "But if the time has come where that happens ... and be doing, they are afraid." "This is me too far." " Where you going?" "It's amazingg, right?" "Big, strong, brave men we read about in novels ... and see in movies when we were 9 years." "They do nott exist." "Men are not stronng and brave." "Men are afraid." "All part of the program." "Something of an Andy Kaufmann thing." "Even if they have a time in a hotel elevator ... it is romantic and fulll of potential ... but men can not express." "Why?" "Men are weak." " Let me say somethhing about women." "Let us believe" "Women that we are victims." "That we break their hearts as sport." "That is nonnsense." "I said we got him back?" "They say 'true love' to want." "But they just want a 'checklist'." "Is he perfect, prettty or a doctor?" "For the men who meet that criterion, they do not sleep with you." "They sleep with a careful, been charged choices." "Money substance, appearance on soull, principle of civilization." "No gesture, or how truly romantic it is ... will never really an impressive listt recommendations compensate." "Coming from a man who never otheer than a gesture made this ..." "So the elevator wass not a gesture?" "That was a moment of passion ... followed by a panic time on your side." "Panic?" "I passed your room." " Yes, and then you ran away." "That was no panic." "That was unwillingness to fight chhecklist against you in your bed." "What you should thank me." " Not ten seconds." "Ready to go?" "There, friends, that was The 'Nasty Truth '." "A woman who will choose two men always those with the best curriculum choice." "This is nonssense ..." "And we are out." "I hate you so much, I juust swore on television." "You hate yourself because you're so superficial." "Here we go." " Where?" "I am not going anywhere with you." "Surprising." "You go off." " That I advise not to." "Let the onboard camera filming." "What are you doing?" "What is wrong with you?" "They do not even know lit filmed, right?" "Can you tell them that?" " No." "They will swear, I just know." "Who wants champagne?" "I have an idea." "Why tell me ... how nice you took the sex with Colin in Los Angeles." "We went out in Los Angeles, asshole." " Left you see the High Sierra ..." "What?" "Now you interested." "If you think we do more which stopped in LA, you're crazy." "You lost yourr chance." "I never had a chaance with you." "And right you see the Sacramento River ... as a snake moves through the country." "Stop talking, pleaase." "Thank you." "You're right." "I had a temporary lack of evaluation capacity ... when I thought you were more than yyou are." "But that is clearly wrong." "What does that mean?" "'I'm Mike Chadway, I love women iin gelatin." "I fuck like a monkey." "Do not fall in love, it's scary. '" "For God's sake, that wwas the first time." "Yes, it's scary." "Frightening." "Especially when I love with aa psychopath like you." "I am not!" "'Love"?" "I just said I'm in love with you, and you only hear 'psychopath'." "We are the definitiion of neurotic." "No, its definition is a person suffer from anxiety, obsessive thoughts ... and physical elements without evidence ..." " Shut up!" "Again, I love too be told ... and you give me a lessson in vocabulary." "You're in love with me." "Why?" "I have no idea." "But it's true." "Oh, Mike!" "You're amazing!" "That's right." " You are a God!" "Really?" " Oh, God!" "Am I really that good?" "Or ...?" "Or are you just pretending?" "That'll never know." "Simply Release Toppers." "Translated by Tokke."