" It's already recording..." " Okay." "This is my home..." " You look blurry." "I'll zoom out." " Okay." "Good morning." " Got it?" " Okay, I got it." "This is my home, which I am leaving for the weekend to investigate the Blair Witch." "Essential reading: "How to Stay Alive in the Woods", 'cause you never know what's gonna happen." "And this is an important book because it has the article about what happened at Coffin Rock." "It looks pretty old..." "It's totally old." "And this is my field notebook." "It's Mr. Punctuality." "How are you this morning?" "Tired." "So I got the CP up." "Good." "That's what we're shooting on." "No one knows I took it, but I got it." "Come into the house." "Come on." "I can see you." "We're not gonna bump into shit, I'm going backwards now." "We mustn't fuck up the cameras." "So where's Mikey?" " We have to go get him." " Okay." "At 8:30." "Okay." "We're already behind schedule, but it's important to have juice." "That's cool." "I guess you're Mike!" "Wait." "Stop." "Don't we get to meet your Mama?" "See you later, Mom!" "How are you, Mike?" "I'm tired but I'm fine." "I'm real excited about this." "Thank you for the opportunity." "I'm very glad." "Thanks for getting the equipment together." "We've got enough battery power to fuel a small country for a month." "We've got rice, fruit punch..." "Oatmeal Raisin, baby." "The ultimate campfood." "Feel how soft." " Marshmallows..." " Hey, you weasel." "Out of my cart!" "Do you believe in ghosts?" "Ever heard of the Blair Witch?" "Sounds familiar." "My sister went to Blair High School." "The woods around Halloween are creepy." " Can you tell me a little more?" " I don't wanna go cheesy." "I want to present this straightforward." "The legend is unsettling." "Wanna get the ceremonial first slate?" "Absolutely." "The first slate for our first shot." "Should we get our fingers open and bleed on it?" "A little blood-letting?" "No, we'll save that for later." "Kiss the slate." "It's the first slate." "Marked by my lipstick." "Mikey, kiss it, good luck." " There we go." " Oh, he licked it." "Bless him." "Don't eat it." "We're gonna need it." "This is Burkittsville, formerly Blair." "A small quiet Maryland town." "Like a small, quiet town anywhere." "Some 20 families laid roots here over 200 years ago." "Many remain, either on this hill or in the town below." "An unusually high number of children are buried here most of whom passed in the 1940's." "Yet no one here recalls anything unusual about this time, not to us, anyway." "Yet legend tells A different story, whose evidence is all around us." "Etched in stone." "We have shot the first scene, the cemetery scene." "The opening is shot." "We're doing a documentary about the Blair Witch." " Have you heard of the Witch?" " That's an old, old story." "As I remember, Mr. Parr was an old hermit, and he lived up on a mountain." "He'd been there, for a long, long, time." " You heard of the Blair Witch?" " Several times." "What was the first incident?" "I've heard stories about it from people and neighbors," "I also saw a documentary on the television about her and legends of Maryland, my grandmother told us the story to make us go to bed early." "They say if you stay up after dark or walk around the house the Blair witch will get you." "In the fall or winter of 1940, some young kids started disappearing." "Nobody knew why they were disappearing." " A kind of an omen, isn't it?" " The creepiest story about her was that two men out hunting camped near the cabin she's supposed to haunt..." "No." "No." "...and they just disappeared forever." "I'm just telling a scary story, but it's not true." "It's not true." "One day, old Mr. Parr came into the market and said "I'm finally finished"." "And what did he mean by that?" "Nobody knew at first..." "But the police finally... went up the mountain and found the bodies of seven kids in his house." "He would take the kids down to the basement in twos and he'd make one face the corner and he'd kill the other one then he'd kill the one in the corner too." "Those were the seven kids that were missing" "They brought the kids out of the woods one at a time it was terrible, it upset the whole community." "He said he couldn't take the eyes watching him that's why he made them face the corner like that." "All my life I've believed in witches and ghosts and that kind of stuff" "Do you believe there are some in this area?" "Oh, definitely." " Do you believe in witchcraft?" " No." " Are you religious?" " Yep." "Alrighty." "Creepy stuff, but I think something's happening with her." "And do you think she could still be up there now?" " I don't go up there." " You don't?" "I believe enough not to go." "They say the woods are haunted and stuff like that." "What?" "How are they haunted?" "Well there's not many people who say that it's haunted but there was this old woman, Mary Brown, who..." "Mary Brown?" "Yeah, and she was kind of crazy." "How was she seen by the community?" "Crazy." "There's the American flag, it's Mary's house." "I'm gonna bring her out." "You look for the best light, okay?" "Okay." "This is Mary's gate." "I'm not even sure how to open it." "And something interesting happened to you once..." "You met the Blair witch?" "Yes." "That is really kind of a scary story." "To make ends meet my Dad and I ...used to fish at Tappy's Creek." "In Burkittsville." "I was laying on the leaves watching my pole, and looking at the sky and suddenly I felt something near me an eerie feeling It was a woman only on her arms and hands and everything she had hair dark, almost black hair like a horse like a fur, horse fur." "Then on her arm she had a shawl..." "And she scared you, or threatened you?" "She didn't say anything, she just stared and then she opened her shawl..." "What was under there?" "She had hair on her body like a horse." "Hairy from head to toe?" "Yeah." "And her legs..." " How about her face?" " You could see she was a female." "She was just strange looking." "Thank God she's not in the film business." "She thinks she is." "She also says she's a ballerina." "Get out." "And she says she's a historian..." "I heard that." "...and that she's a scientist at the Department of Energy." "I fucked up on Mary with the depth of field." "You measured it in meters?" "We're not in Europe." "The fucking lens has meters on it." "It also has our system." "Nah, it has meters." "Look." "But it's an American camera." "All those are meters." "What about the brown ones?" "They're feet." "The brown ones are on there, right?" "Yeah, but the white ones are obvious." " Didn't you use this camera before?" " Yeah." "Once before." "How was today, guys?" "I learned a lot, man." "About Mary Brown?" "No, I learned a lot about... 16 mill?" "...about shooting, just shooting documentaries." " We kicked some ass today." " Cheers." "Very good day." "Excellent day." "Very good first day." "Let's do an equipment check, after I call my mom." " I got a bag of Utz and a beer." " We don't need that on film." "So I guess you're covered then." "Could you run it a little to check it's okay?" "Sure." "I just want to check it's loaded properly so we can shoot..." "Okay, that's good, that's good." "That's good, thank you." "Let's relax, because we've got a long day tomorrow." "Today's been easy." "We're gonna have to do a lot of hiking, carry a lot of weight." "We're preparing." "Shut up, smartass." "Pour me a shot, please." " I'm freaking out." " You can't, you're the director." "I fucking have to do this now, okay?" "Do we have any weed?" "Here I go." "Drink!" "Drink!" "I hate fucking scotch." "There's my friend Josh." "How are you?" "I'm hurtin'." "I'm not ready for that thing yet." "I know you don't like it." "Hello." "Welcome to day two." "The trail is along here." "It should be pretty obvious." "You guys heard of the Blair witch?" "I heard the myth." "I don't really believe much in it." "The myth?" "That's all I think it is." "What'd you say, sir?" " I said damn fool kids never learn." " Shut up." "Damn fool kids never learn?" "That's what I said." "Why do you say that?" "First of all, can I have your permission to use your image on a video documentary?" "I don't care about that, but..." "You have to say yes or no, sir," " Watch it." " I'm sorry." "Yeah, sure, okay." "Some girl, in the late 1800's Robin Weaver, I believe her name was, supposedly wandered off into the woods." "No "supposedly" about it." "She wandered off!" " Okay, wandered off." " And got lost." "She got lost." "Wasn't no "supposedly"." "Three days later she appears back on her grandmother's porch." "And everybody's mystified." " She was babbling something..." " Her story." "Babbling something about an old woman whose feet never touched the ground." "I saw... just by that tree up the creek about a hundred yards," "I saw a white misty thing." "Can't tell you what it was." "Like grey vapor rising out of the trees." "Right out of the water." "Right out of the water?" "Up the side of the trees, Then it disappeared." "You're full of it." "I'm not." "And I wasn't drinking that day, either." "Sure you weren't." "How is that related to the story of Coffin Rock?" "It all ties in to the story of Coffin Rock." "How's that?" "Anybody round here knows that the old woman has haunted this area for years." "That's bullshit." "These woods are thick." "You excited?" "You got it." "I hope he's not shooting a whole shitload of stock." "I could help, but I'd rather record." "Okay." "Packs on, we're ready to go." "We gotta go up to the shack?" "Yeah." "My God, this is a very heavy pack." "Off to Coffin Rock." "I know exactly where we are now." "Mikey, give me the video camera." "I wanna get her going across, man." "I see a dirty behind." "Good jump." "Thank you." "There it is." "See?" "That's Coffin Rock." ""They went into the woods ready to find death but what they found was inhumane at the site called Coffin Rock." "...up on the rock, the torture suffered by these five brave men was obvious they were tied up, one man's hands tied to the next man's feet forming a solid human structure blood indicated that it had happened while they were alive and resisting their intestines had been crudely torn out and on each of their faces there was indecipherable writing cut into their flesh with precision the men, shocked by what had happened went to find the sheriff without sketching the writing or touching the bodies they returned to see vultures at the rock." "But the bodies had been removed by persons unknown the stench of death was still thick but the bodies had been taken in a matter of hours... "" "That happened here at Coffin Rock." "Let's rush, because I want to camp, and it's 4:52." "It's late." "We're gonna be losing light soon." "But I can use the shot without me in it because I recorded sound while reading the whole thing, so I'm sure I can edit it together somehow." "It's starting to rain." "Did you rent this thing?" "Yeah." "I don't have a tent for three people." "Just wondering..." "I don't usually travel with two men." "It is pouring with rain." "Can't even light a fire." "Show us what the stick is for." "Look." "We've got our very own leaning post." "If it smells of farts too much in the night..." "Okay, so I can't have a cigarette in the tent, but he can fart as much as he wants?" "No, I never gave Mike a fart allowance." "You heard noises last night?" " I did." " Problem is, I sleep like a log." "There were two separate noises one of them could have been an owl but the other was a cackling." "No way." "It was a cackling, man." "If I heard a cackling, I would've shit myself." "Where did we start yesterday?" "Off the map." "I knew where we were going." "There was some confusion, but today..." "Wait,... say that again." "I said I knew where we were going." "Wait,... was that a full of shit statement?" "No, it wasn't." " So that wasn't bullshit?" " I knew where we were going." "You got us lost, man." "For a very short period of time." "Just don't get us lost today." "Yeah, seriously." "No." "These places are very well documented." "You happy with the documentary?" "Yes, I am." "I'm very pleasantly surprised by our little Mikey." ""Our Little Mikey?"" "Our Little Mikey a very spirited young man." "What do you think about the witch?" "You think she exists?" "I don't know." "Heather, I really hope you find us a trail." "There's a trail up on this hill." "Don't worry." "We like shortcuts, don't we?" "We like level shortcuts." "Not mountain shortcuts." "It's the first time we've seen Mike's chest." "It's really hard to film on video." "He has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest." "Like symbols." "It's like blank... hairy blank... hairy." "You should see my ass." "Look, here's fucking Uruguay." " And there's Paraguay." " Yeah." "I think I see Bolivia." "What killed this mouse?" "Witchcraft?" "How 'bout God?" "Is that the Blair Witch?" "No." "I think it's Heather, taking a piss." "You know, I really have to go." "Ohhh... go!" "We're near the cemetery trail." "It should only be..." " What?" " Says who?" "Says me, of course." "We should be there in about ninety minutes." "You guys cool with that?" "What?" "Ninety minutes?" " If you know where we're going." " Sure." "Josh wants to look at the map now." "Though I know where we're going." "If you'd known where we were, we wouldn't be..." "We're in the middle of the fucking woods." " How could you possibly know?" " Because some is offtrail." "What, somebody told you there's a cemetery back there?" "If we're lost, admit that, because I know we're not lost." "You knew that yesterday, too, and twice again today." "Bullshit!" "We have not been lost today." "Not once." "Okay, this is where we were." "You said that it was two miles away." "Then it's two hours away, three hours away..." " Okay, just chill!" " Maybe it's four hours away." " You agreed to do this project." " I agreed to a scouted-out project." " Not to wander round the woods." " I told you that getting to the locations wasn't gonna be easy." "Mike, Mike..." "Okay, guys!" "Please, you're being a smart-ass." "We're looking at the map we'll find this the best we can." "This is where we were." "We're going more or less this way." "Okay, what do you say?" "Where do you think we're going?" "To tell you the truth this is Greek to me." "It's useless." "Exactly." "So I'm putting my trust in you that you know where it is." "Good." "Though I gotta tell you, I don't fully trust you and I..." "What?" "I don't know why you tape every conversation, man." "Well, we're making a documentary." "Not about us getting lost, it's about a witch!" "I have a camera." "We'll all look back on this and laugh, believe me." "Baby steps, man, baby steps." "Just breathe and don't look down." "No, you gotta look down." "Are you gonna have to crawl?" "I'm gonna crawl." "Cool." "Think how cool the fucking cemetery is gonna be." "Think of the joy of being in a really good film." "Okay, shut the fuck up." "Okay, I'm quiet." "Shit." "How am I gonna do this?" "Okay..." "Mikey?" "Yeah." "Dude, don't come across with the DAT on your belly." "No way, man." "There's no chance." "How do we get it across?" "It's really fucking hard." "How we gonna get it across?" "The moss this morning was easy." "This stuff's slippery as shit." "Well, how do we get the DAT across?" "I don't know." "Let me put my pack down..." "I'll just go back and forth, man." "Can you do it that way?" "It's the only thing I can do." "Okay, we'll do it like that." "Oh, Christ!" "Oh, what'd you drop?" "Nothing." "The tree just broke." "Oh, fuck." "We're very, very close now." "You guys excited?" "Okay." "What's this?" "What's this?" "Dude, guys." "Remember what Mary Brown said the other day?" "What story from the Bible was she telling us?" "Fuck, I wasn't listening, I thought she was crazy." "It was Esau, something about a pile of rocks." "She was talking about her rocks, man." "Well, what about the rocks?" "Anybody remember?" "To live your life." "Looks like an Indian burial ground, man." "I don't know if this counts, three four five six seven." "Years ago witches were roasted just like my Vienna sausage." "Flames are licking you like the Devil, Josh." "Sit back and hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip that started on this desert isle aboard this tiny ship..." "Yeah, but this ship has a good captain not a beer-guzzling guy in a blue shirt." "He wasn't beer-guzzling." "They had no beer on the island, man." "If they had beer, they'd have had big-ass orgies." "You're like the Captain, and Mike's your Gilligan." " No offense." " That's all right." "It was a compliment Gilligan was a funny guy the Captain was fat, though." "Well okay, let's call it a thin Captain." "It's not Captain..." "It's the Skipper." "No more Captain." "Here we are back at the rock again the cemetery deal." "I just wanna be careful not to get in the shot." "It certainly is odd." "Please tell me you didn't just knock that over." "I didn't just knock that over." "That's not very nice." "Let me put it back." "You can't be too careful." "What'd you think?" "It was the same, only darker." "Yeah, pretty much." "All right." "Bag it up." "Hello?" "Shit, no light." "We were sleeping." "Do you want this?" "Put it by the tent door." "Listen." "Hello?" "Hello!" "It's all around us." "Fucking weird." "Michael, aren't you coming down?" "I ain't going down there." "Why not?" " Because I don't hear shit." " You're fucking scared." "Because I don't hear anything!" "You cannot deny hearing it." "Get your ass out!" "Come on!" "This rain fucking blows, man." "I know." "It's raining heavily." "Thanks mom for giving me rain gear for my birthday." "God bless her." "What do you think it was last night?" "Personally?" "Yeah." "Someone fucking with your head." "But nobody knows we're here." "Yeah, but... you ever see "Deliverance"?" "Well, whatever it was, I just wanted to..." "You were freaking out." "You bugged me out." "I was." "I woke up suddenly and shit's going down and all I can think is "I want it all..." "I want it on sound, I want it on sixteen." "If we see anything, I want it on sixteen. "" "Sounded to me like a lot of people running around maybe they were locals or whatever." "I don't know what the hell they wanted." "We're deep in the woods, and if people want to mess with us then there's something wrong with them and I'm not gonna get into that." "And if it wasn't people?" "Well, I'm not gonna get into that, either!" "Fuck, man  it's been a very long day a very wet, very long day." "Nobody's speaking to me right now." "Dude, I don't remember any of this." "What?" "I don't remember any of this coming from the car." "We have to go a different route to get back because we went around in a curve." "Two more hours max, guys." "If we came by a short cut, why are we going back a different way?" "Because we have to go round..." "It was the most direct way to hit our two locations." "And this is the quickest way back to the car." "Seriously?" "Yes." "Seriously." " You know exactly what's going on?" " Yes." "Let's just keep going." "All right." "Five minutes and we do a map check." "All right." "We just did a map check, and we're still on track." "That's not what I said." "We're all right." "Come on, just keep going." "Well the compass says we go straight ahead, that way." "We're in the middle of nowhere." "We've been in the middle of nowhere for two days." "Just like the car." "Look at this shit, man!" "This is nothing." "Let's just keep going, all right?" "I think we should camp." "Get the fuck out of here!" "Why?" "'Cause you don't know where we are?" "No, because we're still A little way from the car and it's gonna be dark soon." " Look, I'm not sure..." " We don't camp." "Stop the camera and get us home." "Turn the camera off and give me the fucking map." "Turn it off and get us home." "No, I'm filming." "I want to mark this occasion." "Give me the map." "The map is in my pocket." "Wait a second." "God damn!" "If we keep our heads together, we'll be just fine." "Fucking bullshit!" "Mike, chill." "Just relax, Mike." "Don't fucking tell me to relax!" "Let's just sit down, and check the map..." "Yes." "Let's do that, please." "Are you happy?" "I'm not happy, no." "But the car isn't far." "But we can't find it in the dark." "Are you absolutely sure?" "Yes." "I'm so sorry." "We can still get the DAT back tomorrow." "We have to..." "We will get the DAT back on time." "And the camera." "We'll get it all back tomorrow." "I start work tomorrow at nine." "I know." "It's fine." "Let's go to sleep." "Let's just fucking camp, okay?" "I wanna tape it from inside the tent." "Whatever it is, it sounds the same as last night." "Where's my boots?" "Fuck, it's cold..." "Hello?" "Shit, it's fucking freezing there." "What?" "I hear it." "I don't hear shit." "You hear that?" "Shit..." "Hello?" "I think it's just a deer." " Could be deer, I guess." " It's just a deer." "I don't think so, man." "Sounds just like last night." "It's all around us." "It's gotta be just a deer." "It was a deer, man." "It wasn't like last night." "You say something?" "Yes!" "Fucking listen!" "Let's get it on DAT... be quiet..." "Okay, it's on." "Jesus Christ!" "What the fuck was that?" "It's not scared by our yelling." "Sounds like footsteps." "I know!" "It's a fucking person!" "I don't see shit on video." "We'll just use DAT, right?" "But I'm staying out." "You stay out here with me." "I am." "I am." "What time is it?" "Anywhere near morning?" "Let me see..." "Tell me it's five O'clock or something." "Three." "Fuck!" "Bullshit." "This is fucking crazy." "I'm sorry, Mike." "We should be home already." "This has got nothing to do with what we're here for." "This is just it's bullshit." "Woke up this morning, two seconds ago and there are piles of rocks outside our tent." "There are three, actually." "Are you positive those weren't there last night?" "I am fucking positive they weren't here!" "How could we have just camped between three piles of rocks just by coincidence?" "You don't think this is strange?" "It is fucking weird, but I really don't care because all I want to do is get to the goddam car." "Whatever it is, man, right now we have to get back to the car." "They obviously don't want us Here, so let's get out." "We have to get the DAT back." " That's what I mean." " Okay, let's go." "Let's pack our shit up and just walk." "Can we just walk?" "Yes, we're out of here." "Okay, cool." "But we're leaving just when it's all happening." "Put the fucking camera down." "Let's pack up the tent." " Let's get out of the woods." " Okay, hang on." "Come on!" "No, I'm not scared!" "I'm just tired and hungry..." "I'm just fucking done, man." "All right." "Did you take it?" "No, I didn't take the fucking map." "I'm not playing head games." "You're the one playing head games." "But I'm not." "I don't have it." "We have to go." "I'm serious, I don't have it." "Are you fucking serious?" "Fucking serious." "I don't have it." "Heather, that is not so cool, man." "I know it's not cool!" "It's the fucking least responsible thing you could have done, man." "I know that." "You really don't have it?" "One of you must have the map." "No, I don't have the map." "We gave it back to you after map check yesterday." "I always keep it in the same place and if it's not there, one of you must have it." "I did not get the goddam map out of your fucking pants, man." "Well, I don't have it!" "Look, why would I take it?" "I just wanna get out of here, man." "Me too." "Let's go!" "No, you wanna stay and film rocks, look around..." "Let's go!" "...you wanna film this and that..." "Which way?" "That way." "We're in the middle of the woods!" "We can walk any way!" "This way!" "Because we've been going this way all day." "We're going this way!" "We gotta find something!" "I gave you back the map!" "I gave you the map." "I gave you back the map!" " Let's just go." " We can move as fast as we want but there's no point if we have no idea where we're going." "We're following the creek." "Mike seems happy with that." "Would you guys stop it?" "We are fucked, we are done we are dead, we are fucked." "I'm staying here." "When you find someone tell them I'm under the tree with the vine." "All blame aside this is really fucked up." "I know." "We really need to work together." " I realize that." " Exactly." "Exactly." "So we accept the fact that my camera's not gonna be back or your DAT." "No blame from now on about that shit." "Look, seriously this area's not that fucking big." "Exactly." "It's very hard to get lost in America these days and even harder to stay lost." "What?" "Well, we're doin' a pretty good job of being lost." "If you're not home today, and I'm not home today people are gonna notice My girlfriend's definitely gonna notice and she'll notice that I haven't called." "...that I didn't get back and I didn't call so if by tonight we haven't found shit someone's gonna be looking for us." "Oh, no!" "Not down here, go another way I just got my whole shit wet." "Shit." "Well, let's try it this way." "No, not this way better try the other way." " If we didn't have these packs..." " I don't mean to laugh..." "Your feet are wet!" "Is Michael laughing?" "Shut up and cross the stream." "He's laughing that's the first time you've laughed in days." "I'm happy you find it amusing that I'll be uncomfortable for the rest of the day." "Dude, uncomfort does not even..." "Can we keep going, please?" "No, we're gonna chill out!" " Didn't you want to get to the car?" " Oh boy!" "Okay, come on..." "let's get up here." "Oh shit." "You weren't lying to me about the map, were you?" "'Cause to me it seems like you're having a little too much fun." " Oh, Heather..." " We're going a little stir crazy." "Heather!" "If you make me yell at this point don't make me yell at you, man." "Seriously, if you got the map, I just wanna know you have it!" "That would make me happy, just to know you have it." "If I knew that, and I could see it, I'd feel much better." "We're just trying to be cool with you." "So I get laughed at 'cause my shoes got wet." "It's fucking hilarious." "All our shoes are wet we were laughing at the situation." "Fine." "We're fucking hungry and fucking tired..." " ...what the hell else can we do?" " You know what?" "I'm sorry, it's fucked up but I kicked that map into the creek yesterday." "It was useless and I kicked it into the creek!" "I fucking hope he's kidding." "Mike?" "I really fucking hope he's kidding." "Mike, are you fucking kidding?" "I'm sorry, man." "I'm sorry." "You're kidding me." "You have gotta be fucking kidding me!" " You think it's a game?" " Get off me!" "What the fuck?" "Are you out of your mind?" "No, I'm not." "That map wasn't doing shit!" "Not for you, but I knew what the fuck the map said!" "I'm sorry!" "You're a fucking asshole!" "I'm sorry." "You're a fucking asshole!" "That map was useless!" "If we get hurt or die here, it's your fucking fault!" "You understand?" "How could you be such an asshole?" " What were you thinking?" " You are fucking me up here!" "I am not!" "That map was useless!" "It was useless to you!" "Okay..." "I didn't bring you out here for this, man." "Sorry about the map, man." "What can I say?" " The map wasn't doing shit." " Just don't say sorry." "It wasn't worth shit to you." "I knew exactly where we were!" "Listen!" "Yesterday I asked you what fucking river we were on..." "Shut up or else." "Turn the fucking camera off!" "Give me the compass you have betrayed us way fucking beyond." "Give me the compass." "So have you for not getting us out of the woods." "Yeah, thanks." "Can I have the fucking compass?" "No." "I bought the compass." "If you wanted one you should've bought your own." "You and he both fucked us up." "Why can't you admit that..." " ...you fucked up from the start." " Let's just walk south." "Because I haven't!" "Why are we stopped?" "Why are we stopped?" "Just don't." "I'm just asking Why we stopped." "Weren't we going south?" "We all seemed very Happy with that." "Why don't we carry on like that?" "What?" "There's all sorts of Stuff down here!" "What kind of stuff?" "Voodoo shit!" "What?" " Hanging all over the place!" " No way..." "It's all over." "Holy shit..." "Come up quick!" "I need the CP!" "There's all sorts Here, man!" "This is fucking crazy shit." "Please, I gotta film this!" "Take the fucking camera." "What the fuck is this?" "I have no idea." "Jesus Christ, that's fucking creepy." "This is no redneck." "No redneck is this creative." "Can we go now?" "Yeah, please." "Okay, I got everything on video." "Oh, Jesus Christ, I didn't Even see these!" "Okay, Heather, you got Enough, man." "Let's go." " That's enough!" "Stop taping!" " That's enough!" " Okay, we're going right now." " Let's go!" "Okay, we're out of here." "I'm leaving." "Come on, turn it off!" "Help!" "Please help us!" "We won't get out of here like that." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "I think I can say that we're now lost." "I don't know what to do." "We should all get Inside the tent." "All right." "Let's not light a fire tonight." "Yeah, that's my thinking." " That's a good idea." " We didn't light one the first night." "And nothing happened." "We light fires, and they know." "No one was following us." "We should turn that light off, too." "All right." "Seriously, anything could attract them." "Let's just go to sleep." "Oh God." "Put this out." "Jesus Christ, little kids." "Oh, God!" "I'm gonna put my jeans on." "Take the video camera." "No, the DAT." "I'm gonna get this on video." "Oh, dear God, dear God!" "Go, fucking go!" "Oh God!" "Oh God!" "Hurry up!" "I'm coming!" "My boots aren't laced!" "Oh my God, what the fuck is that?" "What the fuck is that?" "Oh, shit!" "Mike, where are you, man?" "Turn the lights off turn that light off." "turn it off, Josh." "All lights off, all lights off." "I'm soaking." "That's okay." "What was that?" "What the fuck is going on?" "You hear that baby screaming?" "Shut the fuck up." "There's no fucking baby." " Yes there was." " There was no fucking baby." "I haven't heard anything since we ran away..." "Oh my God, it's cold." "We should be quiet, okay?" "I don't hear anything anymore." "Let's go back." "How long have we been here?" "I don't know, man, an hour...?" "The sun's up." "We're okay now." "Let's just get back, pack up, and go." "Okay." "What the fuck, man?" "Where's my pack?" "Right there." "Where's mine?" "What the fuck, man?" "Why're they fucking with us like this?" "They just opened it up." "They spilled all my water!" "Looks like slime, man." "It's just water, man." "It is slime." "What the fuck is it?" "Let's get out of here." " Heather, turn that thing off!" " Let's go." "Okay." "I'm not interested anymore!" "Let's go!" "I know." "So turn it off." "Relax." "Have we got everything here?" " Like I give a shit." " Whose bag was opened?" "It was mine!" "Why you?" "Are you not scared enough yet?" "But why you?" "Put it down." "This is not funny." "Am I laughing at all?" "No, but you're still doing your documentary thing, man!" "Still your fucking documentary!" " Don't touch it!" " Then turn the goddam thing off!" "If you bite me again, I'll throw you in river." " Don't touch my camera." " Turn it off!" "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean it, okay?" "You all right?" "Yeah." "I wanna go home but I wanna get what we can." "What the fuck...?" "Is this possible?" "All right." "Here I go." "I hate crossing streams on logs." "If I never cross another stream on a log, I'll die happy." "I see why you like the video camera so much." "You do?" "It's not quite reality." "Reality says we gotta move." "But it's a totally filtered reality, man." "As if everything's not quite the way it is." "Just leave him alone awhile" "We need to go." "Leave him for five minutes." "Leave him alone." "Five minutes." "Come on, he's lost it." "I know, but we've all nearly lost it." "I know, but we got to look after each other." "And we're not looking after him if we film him while he's crying." "I know." "I know you know." "Let's try and keep our wits." "But we have to go." "Sure." "Believe me, I know." "It's hard to stay calm." " We need to get out." " I know." "You're not telling me anything new," "Just let him calm down." "Anybody got a cigarette?" "No, man." "No, there's none left." "Nobody has any cigarettes?" "We're out." "Why the fuck was this blue jelly shit on my shit?" "Let's go." "Let's go." "If we keep going south, we'll get out." "Please..." "I don't wanna camp another fucking night." "Josh, none of us do." "I know you don't." "Whoever it is, is gonna come back, and that's a fact." "It's not a fact." "It came three nights running, and it's worse every night." "Just what I need to hear right now." "I'm just trying to rationally say that with our walking speed, they might just go on forever..." "Not possible in this country." "Why not?" "Because we've destroyed most of our woods in America." " Let's just keep going." " America, America God shed your grace on thee Once so proudly we hailed at twilight's last gleaming..." "That's the tree we crossed." "That tree is down." "Same one." "Oh God!" "Oh no..." "You got to be kidding, this is a joke!" "It's not funny!" "Mike, please stop..." "please stop..." "Oh no!" "No, Mike, it's not the same log!" " Same log!" " Look, it's not!" "Yes it is!" "Open your eyes!" "It's not the same log..." "It's the same log." "Fuck you, God!" "It's the same log." "Okay, it's okay." "Where do you wanna camp?" "Going south didn't work." "Tomorrow we go east." "I don't know what to say, Josh." "How the fuck did we wind up in the same place?" "We walked south all fucking day!" "I don't know how we ended up here!" "Do you expect me to do, or say something?" "What do you wanna do?" "Josh?" "I wanna make movies, Heather." "Isn't that why we came?" "Let's make some movies." "Fuck you." "Fuck you." "Let's not fight, please?" "...I can't take it." "I can't fight." "We're screwed, and that's it." "Please stop fighting." "I'll do the first watch." "I got first watch." "It's not the time or place, guys." "We have things to prepare for." "Okay, here's your motivation you're lost, you're angry and no one's here to help you there's a fucking witch who keeps leaving shit around no one can help you she left little trinkets, and you fucking took one she's chasing us." "And no one can help you!" "We walked fifteen hours today and we ended up in the same place!" "There's no one to help you!" "That's your motivation!" "Please stop." "Josh, quit it." "She's had enough." "You got her back." "Good one." "No, she's still making movies!" " Please stop." " Still making movies." "It's all I have left, okay?" "Just please stop." "Please stop yelling at me." "I'm fucking tired of crying all day." "We gotta think like human beings." "We got things to do." "We've gotta do shifts." "We got lots to do." "You gonna write us a happy ending, Heather?" "Come on, turn it off." "You're getting like she was." "I don't know how you can sew at this point, man," "Well, I'm cold." " I know." " I hear you." "The smallest comforts we can get are good." "Doesn't it seem absurd, though, at this point?" "Yes, it does." "Lots of things seem absurd." "Like sleeping where we were last night is freaking..." "It's just fucking me up, period." "Really fucking me up, man." " I'm sorry, man." " Me too." "It's all right." "I'm sorry, Heather." "It's all right." "Who wants a cheeseburger?" "I do, I do..." "I got a cheeseburger in my pocket." "Do you?" "Can I have a light to cut this?" "Know what I'd fucking love?" "What?" "Mashed potatoes." "Me too." "My mom's mashed potatoes." "You'll have them again very soon." "Mashed potatoes and a piece of ass." "Josh?" "Fuck, we never go out of earshot!" "Come on, calm down." "How can I?" "He's probably at the river." "If he was there, he could hear me." "Wait for him to respond." "Remember what he said yesterday?" "What?" "About the shit on his bag." "Let's go." "We've gotta find him." "Come on." "If we can't even find the car, how are we gonna find Josh?" "Come on." "No, I'm fine." "Come on, come on, relax." "All right, let's take down the tent and when he's back, we'll go." "I'm losing my mind, Mike." "Josh hasn't come back." "Heather?" "I'm here, Mike." "I don't know if Josh ran off." "All his shit's here." "I've got the camera I don't know how I'm gonna hike with the camera." "Sure you wanna take it?" "We have to take the camera." "How do you feel about east?" "How do you feel about east?" "Well, south didn't work." "Which witch was worse, the one from the east or from the south?" "The witch of the west was the bad one." "Let's go east." "What the hell is that?" "Josh?" "We'll have to put up the tent." "I'd like a meatball." "Just one meatball?" "And a big glass of red wine." "Yeah, I would like a whole fucking bottle of Bordeaux." "And a pack of smokes." "That'd be good." "and a long, hot bath." "And a big pumpkin pie." "A pumpkin pie with ice cream?" "Warm with milky ice cream?" "Yeah, sounds good." "What do you like to do on a Sunday?" "I used to like to drive to the woods and go hiking." "But I think that might change now." "I think you could scratch that." "Should we open the door?" "Is it a trick?" "Josh!" "Josh!" "Where's it coming from?" "Josh, where are you?" "Tell me where you are!" "Oh my God, no." "Do you think that's them again?" "Is it over here?" "No, it's over here." "We'll look for him." "I don't know if it's really him." "I don't even know where to look." "Tell me where you are, Josh!" "Mike?" " What?" " Please don't fall asleep." "I can't fall asleep." "Whatever it is, it knows Josh has gone." "If that was Josh, he would've said where he was." "Whatever it was, it sounded like Josh." "See?" "I just want to show you that Mike's here." "There." "He's sleeping." "Oh, shit." "What the hell is that?" " Mike." " What?" "There's something out here." "Okay," "I'm gonna move it from in front of the tent." " Get rid of it." " Okay." "I'm taking it away from the tent." "I'm just throwing it." "We'll just keep walking, okay." "Okay." "I found some cigarettes at the bottom of my pack so if we're smoking, we're still alive." "It's all full of blood." "Shit, shit, shit!" "Oh my God!" "Okay, see...?" "Yeah?" "What are you doing?" "Just washing my hands!" "What?" "Just washing my hands!" "I'm fine." "I'm gonna put my gloves on." "You all right?" "I'm okay, I'm okay." "You need help?" "No, I don't need any help." "I'm okay." "What happened?" "Nothing." "I'm just very hungry and very tired and very scared, and I just wanna go home, okay?" "Okay." "But I'm fine, and we're okay." "Ow!" "My hair's caught." "Thank you, thank you." "Okay, okay." "Two thousand one hundred thirty games one more season and Cal Ripken is king!" "And I won't see it because I'll be in the woods." "Tell me you're not eating a dry leaf." "I just want to apologize to Mike's mom and Josh's mom and my mom and I'm sorry to everyone I was very naïve." "I am so, so, sorry for everything that's happened because in spite of what Mike says now it was my fault because it was my project and I insisted insisted on everything." "I insisted we weren't lost I insisted we keep going I insisted we walk south." "Everything had to be my way." "And this is how we've ended up." "And it's all because of me that we're here now hungry and cold and hunted." "I love you, mom dad I am so sorry." "...what was that?" "I'm scared to close my eyes and scared to open them." "Oh God we're gonna die here." " You got it?" " You ready?" "Oh, Jesus Christ." "You ready?" "Here, take this light." "That can't be him." "Holy shit, it's a house." " Watch your step." " Holy shit, Holy shit..." "Josh?" "Mike." "Mike." "Come on." "Mike, where the fuck are you?" "Come on, I'm in the house!" "Mike, don't go in there, please!" "Mike, please!" "Mike, where are you?" "I'm right here!" "Where is he?" "Mike, please don't." "Is he in here?" "No." "Oh, Jesus." "Where is he?" "Are you gonna go upstairs?" "I hear him." "I hear him." "I hear you." "Josh!" "I'm going upstairs." "Oh, God, oh." "Hear that?" "Where is he?" "Where are you?" "Come on!" "I'm getting downstairs." "Come on, I hear him, downstairs!" "Mike!" "Come on!" "Mike!" "Josh!" "Wait!" "Josh, is that you down there?"