"They say you can't buy love." "Well, don't worry, because this man is dishing it out for free." "It's George Lopez!" "Hello, everybody." "Welcome to take me out!" "Coming down in the love lift tonight, more of America's most eligible and hot guys." "Waiting for them will be 30 of the most mind-blowing single women those guys have ever seen!" "Let's start the countdown and prepare to launch the rockets of love." "Bring on the girls!" "Give it up for the flirty 30!" "Are you ladies ready to go on some dates tonight?" "Tonight's the night." "Everyone must go." "All right, Natasha, what do you think of the guys that I've brought out so far?" "You know what, honestly, I'm a big girl, I like to eat." "And they've all been some good appetizers you've been bringing out" " I like it." "But I'm still waiting for that main course." "You've got me asking, "where's the beef," George!" "Where's the beef?" "Okay, zaza... what is your dating strategy tonight?" "I'm not gonna touch this button, for sure." "I'm just gonna hold onto it like this." "You're gonna leave your light on the whole night?" "For whole night." "I wanna go on date, guys." "I'm done." "Zaza must go tonight!" "I'm on sale tonight, 20% off." "Let's hear it for the ladies!" "Good luck, ladies." "Good luck." "Okay, here's what happens." "Each girl has a light in front of 'em." "An amazing, handsome, gorgeous, eligible bachelor will come down in the love lift." "And if the girls like what they see, they keep their light on." "And if they don't, they turn their light off." "So, ladies, if you're not turned on, turn off!" "Is everybody ready?" "Here comes my first heartthrob, girls." "Listen to the music." "He chose it for you." "Let the filet see the mignon!" "Single man, reveal yourself!" "Welcome to the show." "How you doing, George?" "Little Matthew McConaughey action, ladies." "Go get 'em." "Ladies, my name's Zach, and I'm from Houston, Texas." "Ladies, if he's not out of sight, turn out your lights." "28 lights are still on!" "I'm gonna go investigate." "Vanessa, you turned your light off." "He's a handsome guy, great smile." "You guys are gonna hate me, but you just kinda remind me of my childhood chia pet." "You're much cuter, though." "You're much cuter!" "A chia pet?" "Have you ever been called a ch-ch-chia pet?" "I've never been called a chia pet." "This is an eligible, single, hunky..." "Let's talk to some girls who are in." "Kassi?" "I just want to see what's under his shirt." "Jamie, you like a guy that's tall." "You're a lovely, statuesque young lady." "What do you like about Zach?" "I like that he is six-foot-awesome, and I'm six-foot-sexy, so I think it would work out just fine." "Brooke, your eyes are very intense." "George, I think this one is it." "I'm just saying I'm an adventurer, and you look like my Indiana Jones." "Whoa..." "I like that." "Come up." "I like that." "28 ladies are still psyched for Zach." "But will they still be crazy for him when they find out a little more about him in round two?" "Girls, if you're turned off, turn off." "A week with the Zachman is a nonstop adventure workout." "On Monday, we're out there paddling in the bay." "Tuesday I'm in they gym, lifting the weights heavy and hard." "Wednesday, I'm back out there paddling again." "Thursday, it's the gym... or maybe even Mountain biking." "And then Friday, who knows?" "I spend every waking moment being active." "Zach." "What's going on, man?" "How you doing today?" "But there's so much more to me than just fitness." "I own a clothing company." "Awesome." "It's important to me to have empowering images on my shirts because live life big." "But what's inside is even more important." "My day isn't complete unless I've done the most of every hour." "I'm really living my dream." "Zach, 19 lights are still on." "Let's find out what some of the ladies thought." "Leah..." "Wait a minute, he's an athletic guy." "He is." "And I like that he has a bunch of activities that he does." "And I don't have to do everything with you, but I don't want to do any of those." "I don't like riding bikes 'cause I will probably fall on my face." "So I figured we wouldn't have anything in common." "Okay." "I'm sorry." "All right, wait a minute, let me go over here." "Julia... hello." "I could see this thing happening here." "I could." "I really could." "I'm really tired of being dressed up." "I want to go outside." "I would love to go outside!" "And I'm very active." "I'm actually training for my first half-marathon, and I love running on the beach." "Super cool." "Angela, you're in!" "I love that he's athletic." "He's outside all the time, on the water." "And I will rock his boat any day." "Okay." "I like that." "19 girls are into that Zachman." "Round three is coming up." "Girls, if he's not Mr. right, turn out that light!" "Even though I own a clothing company, I don't really like wearing shirts." "I have a hard time keeping my clothes on." "I grew up in the heat of Houston." "If you've lived down there, you'd totally understand." "Wearing a shirt is suffocating." "Why would you need to wear a shirt anyway?" "You got yourself a date!" "Zach's got a date!" "13 girls still have their lights on!" "Let me find out what some of the ladies are thinking." "Zaza, why did you turn your light off?" "Just, it was the shirt, actually." "Wait a minute, I could understand with most guys keeping their shirt on." "This dude's got a great body." "Why should he keep his shirt on?" "Ah, Brooke, you said you were in from round one." "I was." "And this is the first time I've kept my light on the whole season." "Oh." "Yes." "I love that you don't wear a shirt." "I lived on an island." "I lived in Bali for a while, and we pretty much wore nothing." "So I totally get it and understand that." "And I just love that he's an adventurer." "I love to Mountain bike and hike, so I think that's-- you don't mind that he loves to take his shirt off and get some sun?" "No, why not?" "No tan lines." "It's perfect." "Who wants tan lines?" "Yeah!" "Aha." "Hey." "There's a lot of competition, Julia, for this guy." "He's got, like, a sexy Moses thing going on." "It's, like, biblical, but sexy at the same time" " I'm digging it." "How 'bout Zach?" "13 ladies want to rip Zach's shirt off." "After the break, he will take control." "It all comes down to this when we come back on take me out." "Hey guys, which of the flirty 30 would you want to take out?" "Use the hashtag #flirty30 and take your pick." "Whoo!" "Welcome back to take me out." "Zach came out to try to impress my 30 girls." "So far, 13 are still in." "But now he has to narrow them down to just two." "You ready to take control?" "You bet." "Zach, the power... is now in your hands." "Go turn out the lights of the ladies that don't float your boat, and leave just two lights on!" "Zach, go for it!" "Who's he gonna turn off?" "Roxanne is out." "No, no, no, no, no!" "Jamie's out." "Zach... who is he turning off?" "Oh!" "He wasn't sure." "Natasha's out." "Katie Ann is out." "Angela's out." "Zach, heartbreaker!" "Breakin' hearts!" "Ire's out." "Nicole m." "Is out." "Suki guarding her lights." "Sydney's out." "Three more!" "Oh... so many." "Suki's out." "Two more, Zach." "Nina's out." "Joanna is..." "Oh..." "Out!" "How tough was that?" "That took some time." "Okay, you have left Julia..." "And Brooke." "Now, Zach, you have to pick just one." "The girls have heard a lot about you, but you know next to nothing about them." "So you get to ask them one question, Zach." "Make it a good one." "All right, ladies, well, you know I'm definitely an active guy." "My question I pose to you is, what activity are you gonna do that's gonna keep me busy all the time?" "Whoo." "I like it." "Let's start with Brooke." "I'm extremely active as well, so I'd be right there with you doing all those activities." "But at the end of the day, it's all about love, so I would give you my full heart and affection." "Very nice." "All right..." "Julia?" "I'm in my bathing suit most of the time." "I actually get made fun of for always wanting to be in my bathing suit." "So we'd definitely do something involving water, and we'd be, obviously, very wet and active." "Sorry, mom." "So... holy smokes!" "It is between a full heart and a girl who's gonna be in her birthday" "I mean bathing suit." "Okay, Zach, go turn one off, and go take one out!" "Who's it gonna be?" "So tough." "Hi, Zach." "Give it up for Zach and Brooke!" "Wow." "Why did you pick Brooke?" "I just liked all that she had to say." "The activities are definitely a great complement, and something I look forward to." "Well, you're going to be whisked away to the legendary land of luxury, lust, and love." "Where is it, everyone?" "The take me out resort." "I can't wait to hear about it." "You two kids go up." "Did you have fun?" "Was that fun for you?" "It was a good time." "Why not?" "From the second he walked out, I was instantly attracted to him." "There was nothing that turned me off, and I knew" " I knew he was the one." "The activities and everything she talked about, and the island lifestyle... that's just perfect." "Now, after our last show, another new couple went off on the date of a lifetime." "So was it a perfect match or a total scratch?" "Let's find out." "Hockey player Casey glided with ease to a first date with Lorena at the take me out resort." "I'm really looking forward to my date with Casey." "He seems like a really romantic guy, so I hope to see a little romance." "Swing your foot around the back." "We went horseback riding, and Casey was such a gentleman." "You look really good on the horse, though, I have to say." "Really?" "You kind of look like you're a natural." "It was gorgeous riding through a vineyard, and it was great to be riding next to somebody that I had such a connection with." "Cheers to your first time riding, and you did really, really well." "I couldn't keep the smile off my face between you and the horse and the riding." "You know, it was just-- you know, it actually really was beautiful out here." "I really believe a lot in, kind of, people's energy." "It may sound corny, but I feel-- it feels like a really nice connection, and things like that." "I know what you're trying to say." "Yeah." "And I'm on the same level as you with that." "We made a really strong connection right away." "You want to take a walk?" "Yeah." "Casey seems like a genuine man." "I really love that." "And the kiss was really nice." "And I hope to have a few more." "Everything was just picture perfect for me." "My next move with Lorena is to figure something out when we could see each other again, see how far it goes." "I think that's another new couple we can chalk up for George." "So we need a new priceless portrait in our gallery of gorgeous ladies." "So please welcome crystal, a print model from Santa Barbara, California!" "All right, ladies, get ready to swoon." "My next amazing guy is on his way, ready to rock your world." "Listen to his music." "He chose it himself." "Let the chips see the salsa." "Single man, reveal yourself!" "Welcome to the show, handsome." "Give it your best shot." "How you doing, ladies?" "My name is Scott." "I am from ocean, New Jersey." "Girls, if he's not feeling right, turn out that light." "20 girls are still in." "Let me go and talk to the girls who turned their lights off." "Leah?" "Yes." "I'm a dancer." "That half-moonwalk backpedal" " I did not wanna get it on, I'm sorry." "Ah." "Wait a minute, it's a little..." "A dance can be deceiving." "It's a first date." "You don't get it on on the first date, do you?" "No!" "All right, let's check in with some girls that are in." "Katie Ann, you are in." "I'm in." "I love that song." "I've been here all season long, and I wanna do that." "Let's get it on." "What can I say to that?" "Crystal, you're new to the show." "Your light is on." "He definitely earned brownie points for being confident coming out to that song." "You weren't scared." "It takes a lot to be out here, and he brought it." "Okay." "20 girls are still hot to trot for Scott." "But round two is coming up." "Will they still want to give him a shot when they find out more about him?" "Ladies, if you're not turned on..." "Turn off." "I'm a pharmaceutical rep for one of the biggest drug companies in the country." "One of the top sales reps in New Jersey, especially with female clients." "Work can be very stressful, so I like to go to the gym and just blow off some steam." "Scott packs a mean punch." "You do not want to make him angry in the ring." "I'm a tough guy, but I'm also very sensitive." "I'm not afraid to say that I enjoy romantic movies like twilight, the notebook, and I loved Titanic." "What's really important to me is my family." "There is a little pressure on me to settle down because both of my brothers are married." "Scott's one of my babies, and I hope he can find a good woman really soon so we can have another grandchild." "Seven ladies are still in." "I'm not sure what these girls are thinking, but let me go and find out." "There was a lot of things happening." "Okay, in the beginning of the show, we had an understanding..." "That you were gonna leave your light on, zaza." "Your light's been off all night." "Yes, I guess I'm a little mentally sick right now." "I have some problems, issues." "Okay." "When you're mentally sick, you don't cough." "Nina?" "The romantic movies." "I saw Titanic once." "Will never see it again." "Will not see twilight." "That was--I'm sorry." "I'm so jaded, maybe, unfortunately." "I have never seen this many girls that don't like romantic comedies." "Let's check in with some girls that are in." "Joanna, why did you leave your light on?" "I'm really dorky." "There you have it." "You saying I'm dorky too?" "And I read twilight." "I read it, I watched it." "And I cry in romantic comedies." "I like that." "Seven ladies still want to play out a romantic movie with Scott." "But round three is coming up, and he's gonna try to wow the girls with his special talent." "Will he win their hearts?" "Find out when we come back on take me out." "Welcome back totake me out." "Seven girls think Scott is the king of the world." "And now he's hoping to shoe them he's the king of the keys too." "You know the score." "If you're turned off... turn off!" "I gotcha now, Scotty!" "You got yourself a date--congratulations." "Five girls are still in." "Let's go talk to the ladies." "Crystal, uh-huh." "New to the game." "Light is on." "Sparkle in your eye." "That was beautiful." "I used to play the piano growing up too, so I definitely felt a little in the music." "And you're really talented." "Thank you." "Thank you." "You're all kinda nervous." "Katie Ann..." "Uh-huh." "I--I felt so special during that song, and every woman deserves to feel that way." "I know you were singing to everybody, but I felt like you were singing to me." "Very possible." "Were you singing just to her?" "Could be." "Guess we'll find out." "Okay..." "I like that." "So, Scott, five ladies would like to hit the high notes with you." "But now you have to narrow it down to just two." "The power... is now in your hands." "Go turn off the lights of the ladies that aren't music to your ears, and leave your two favorites with their lights on!" "Scott, who's it gonna be?" "Who is it--Scotty!" "There he goes." "No." "Joanna is out." "Two more." "Who's it gonna be?" "That's mean." "That's tough." "Oh!" "Katie Ann is out!" "One more, Scott." "Megan is out." "It is Angela and crystal." "Okay, the girls know a lot about you, but what do you know about them?" "You can ask one question." "Make it a good one." "All right, ladies, as you know, I'm a performer, and I perform in front of large crowds." "What would you do to stand out in a crowd?" "Let's start with Angela." "I would just be myself and hope that you would take me for that." "Very simple answer." "Very nice." "Crystal?" "Well, I mean, obviously, I'm standing out in the crowd now, and you noticed me, and my light's still on." "I don't think I have a problem." "Okay." "So it's between crystal and Angela." "Go turn one off and take one out!" "Where is he going?" "Scott!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Scott..." "Crystal." "All right, you two." "There's no room for me between these two kids." "Why did you pick crystal?" "She just caught my eye from the beginning." "Are you happy?" "Yes." "Okay." "Well, you two are off to the most exotic date of your lives." "To a place where even the clouds fall in love." "Oh..." "And raindrops of kisses fall gently to the ground." "Where is it, everyone?" "The take me out resort." "You kids go and have a great time" "when he was singing, I definitely got chills." "I had my eye on crystal the whole time." "Her smile really intrigued me." "And I look forward to going on a date with her and just having a really good time with her." "Last week, one of my new couples went off to the take me out resort to get to know each other better." "Did they connect or pull the plug?" "Let's find out." "Punk rocker Greg thrashed his way into Erin's heart and chose her for a date in paradise." "I'm looking forward to seeing Erin again." "She said she was a comedian." "She definitely had a good sense of humor, and I would like to get to know her a little better." "How are you?" "How are you?" "Good, good, good." "Good to see you." "You look great." "Golf carts--bad sign." "I know nothing about golf." "This is gonna be a disaster." "I hate golf." "I'm not good at it at all." "It's the wind." "More on your knees." "You gotta put a little more on your knees." "This is just ridiculous." "I'm excited to put on a dress and go to dinner." "I guess we can just chow down, I guess." "Okay." "So what was it like when girls started turning their lights off?" "I was expecting it." "I mean, uh-- really?" "Yeah, that package went a little over the top with the power ranger thing." "Ha!" "You stuck around, and..." "I didn't even have to ask my question that I didn't want to ask, so we're good." "What was the question?" "You'll probably get a kick out of this I hope, at least." "How would you react if I murdered someone?" "I thought that would be really funny, and maybe you don't." "I was a little surprised when Erin didn't think my question was funny, but she didn't, so." "Really, he was not the man for me, so better luck next time, I guess." "It looks like there's no hole in one for Greg, but we wish them both the best of luck." "Okay, back to tonight's show." "Are the girls getting it right with their lights?" "Are the guys getting a raw deal?" "Tell us on Twitter using the hashtag #takemeout." "After the break, another awesome guy will be coming down in the love lift." "Trust me, ladies, he is worth waiting for, and he is next when we come back on take me out!" "Welcome back to take me out." "Last week, another of my new couples went off to the take me out resort." "Was it out of sight, or was it "when is my flight?"" "Let's find out." "Vegas club promoter Max had his pick of the flirty 30, but selected Lisa for his date." "So I'm really excited about my upcoming date with Max." "I have butterflies in my stomach." "Hi." "Nice to see you again." "Good to see you." "You look very nice." "Thank you." "You as well." "Let's go inside and get a drink." "Sounds good." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Max and I did some wine tasting, which was fantastic." "This is really good." "So far, what have you liked the best?" "I would go with the Pinot noir." "It's strong, it tastes good." "At the same time, you know, it stays on you palate." "So far, we've learned a lot about wine, but it's definitely time to learn more about Max." "So..." "Vegas" " Vegas." "You're in the promotion industry... night club business." "You like what you're doing?" "I love what I'm doing." "Wow." "Yeah." "I'm a little concerned just because it seems like he is into the party scene a little bit." "So you want to own a night club." "Definitely want to own a night club." "List kept bringing up that I worked in the night club industry, but I don't do it to meet women." "I do it because I'm good at it." "So the night club link consists of what?" "Our job is to fill the night club, get the people in that are gonna spend as much money as they can, and make sure they have a good time." "Right." "People don't see that part of it." "They just think you get drunk and you party." "But no, there's definitely a business side to it as well." "Good." "That's good." "Max put me at ease because he did tell me that he does mix business with pleasure, but he knows how to separate the two." "Cheers." "Cheers." "It was a great dinner." "I'm glad I chose you." "I had a lot of fun." "I had a lot of fun too." "I'm glad I left my light on." "So I'd love to hang out again." "Sounds good." "I would love to." "Cheers." "Okay, here comes by next big hunk of love." "Check out his music, girls." "He chose it just for you." "Let the peaches meet the cream." "Single man, reveal yourself!" "Welcome to the show." "Thank you." "Welcome to the danger zone." "Go get them." "Hey, girls, my name's will." "I'm from Manhattan, New York." "Girls, if you're turned off, turn off." "27 girls are still in." "All right." "All right." "Right on." "Right on." "Great start." "Let me go ant get the lowdown on the lights." "Katie Ann, I'm a little bit shocked." "Yes." "Why did you turn your light off?" "I don't mean to be-- like, sound shallow, but your hair, it was just, like, flopping around." "I mean, if it's flopping around more than mine, I'm just not into that." "Wait a minute, the guy conditions his hair." "It's soft... it's supple." "Come on, it's beautiful." "It's beautiful." "Let's talk to some ladies who are still in." "Mindy, I will get you a date if it is the last thing that I do." "I think you like this guy." "Well, I'm a little worried about entering the danger zone, and the Titanic move coming up." "But much like closing time at the bar," "I'm just trying to be optimistic in the next round." "Ouch." "There's a compliment in there somewhere." "There's a compliment in there somewhere." "Fair enough." "Julia." "Yeah." "Your light is on." "It's on." "You look like a sexy little ichabod crane." "I love the look you got." "Whoo!" "Zaza... okay, let's recap the evening." "You said you were gonna keep youour light on, and you have not kept your promise to me." "Your light is on right now." "I kinda like you guys together." "I can kind of see this thing going." "I want him." "For sure I want him." "You want him for sure?" "For sure." "All right, let's see what's next." "27 girls have kept their light on for will, but now we're gonna open the book and take a look inside." "Girls, if you're turned off..." "Turn off." "I'm a 22-year-old Harvard student in my senior year, studying psychology." "I've always been fascinated with what's going on inside people's heads and what makes 'em tick." "I've been to over 20 countries, and I'm conversational in three languages." "I'm also an inventor." "I have multiple patents pending." "I love meeting people, especially girl people." "But I'm definitely very picky." "Not really interested in club rats." "Ivy league, bro." "What?" "I'm beyond that, I think." "My favorite movie is the muppets treasure island." "I've seen it, like. 50 times." "If I start to like a girl, I have her watch that." "And if she can appreciate it, then that's a good sign." "You know, I'm on totally great terms with all my exes." "I actually talk to one of them every day." "You know, just because you stop having sex with someone doesn't mean they should leave your life." "Whatever language I say it in, I want you to take me out." "Okay, 11 lights are on." "Congratulations." "Let me go and talk to the girls who turned their lights off." "Vanessa, why did you turn your light off?" "He looks like a better-looking version of Bob saget." "What?" "I just am not feeling a connection." "That's a horrible thing to say." "I'm go talk to the girls that are still in." "Zaza... yes." "I like him." "I like him a lot." "I'm gonna stay on till you buzz me out or you take me out." "So I'm just gonna-- lit it for you." "Good deal." "Chelsea?" "Harvard man." "He loves the education and the muppets." "He loves to travel too." "I love to travel as well." "I've also traveled to at least 17 countries." "And you speak several foreign languages." "I speak a little bit of Chinese." "All right." "He's happy." "Everybody's happy." "11 ladies are still in for round three." "It's coming up, girls." "Will's gonna take the stage and try to sweep you off your feet with a very, very special talent." "Will, go and get ready." "One performance to win the woman of his dreams." "The pressure's on for will when we come back on take me out." "Welcome back to take me out." "Harvard student will has 11 girls who would love to watch the muppet movie with him." "Now he's gonna try to make them swoon with his talent." "If there's any lights on after this, he's definitely got a date." "Ladies, if you're not turned on..." "Turn off!" "Congratulations will, six lights are on." "You got yourself a date!" "Let me go and check in with the ladies." "Suki, you're in." "I'm in." "Come on, who wouldn't go out with this guy?" "How about a man that can walk down the stairs and sing opera at the same time?" "That is impressive." "We are impressed." "That was beautiful." "All right, I'm kinda digging this whole vibe right here." "Mindy... hi." "Yeah." "Come on, talk to me." "Is tonight the night you get a date?" "I don't know." "But I mean, he's really sweet." "He's educated." "But I am older than you by a little bit." "Not by much." "Age is just a number." "Okay, I want to know what is going through the mind of zaza." "You are a woman of your word, zaza." "I love that about you." "Me too." "God... you speak German?" "No, I don't." "I don't know what to tell you." "Just take me out." "I love it." "I love that he spoke German." "All right." "Will, you have to narrow these six down to just two." "The power... is now in your hands." "Go turn off the lights of the girls who turn you off, and leave two lights on." "Come on, will." "Who is it gonna be?" "Oh!" "Nina's out." "I'm sorry." "Roxanne!" "Two more, will." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Oh, suki's out!" "Okay, will, one more light." "Is it gonna be zaza or joanna?" "Joanna is out." "Zaza and mindy are left." "Well done." "That could not have been easy." "No, no, it definitely was not." "Okay, you have left zaza, and you have left mindy." "Why those two?" "I've been getting great looks from mindy." "And zaza, I don't know." "There's something I like about you besides your name, which is awesome-- really cool name." "Will, the girls know a lot about you, but what do you know about them?" "Here's where you get to ask them one question." "Make it a good one." "All right, girls, you know, I've done a lot of studying and schooling." "If there was one class you could teach me, what would it be?" "Aha." "I can't wait to hear." "Mindy, let's start with you." "I think I'm supposed to say sex ed." "But I'm not a classy broad." "I don't know what I can teach you--you know so much." "And..." "I guess I could just teach you to maybe relax a little, have a fun time, and probably tell some really dirty jokes." "Okay." "Good one." "Okay, I've waited all night to ask this question." "Zaza, let's hear from you." "Beside the dirty things, I can teach you-- and my major is biology-- and I'm getting a scholarship in mathematics." "So you can count me on those two for sure." "Nice." "Zaza!" "Zaza!" "Zaza... biology, mathematics..." "Dirty jokes, and relaxing." "Is it gonna be mindy or zaza?" "Go turn one off and take one out when we come back on take me out." "Welcome back to take me out." "Will is poised to choose the woman of his dreams." "Is it gonna be either mindy or zaza?" "Ready, will?" "Go turn one off and take one out." "Will!" "Who's he turning off?" "Oh, my God." "I'm so sorry." "Will, mindy..." "Oh!" "Why are they booing?" "I have no idea." "I have no idea." "Will, what made you fall for mindy?" "I knew it was her." "Okay." "Mindy, are you excited?" "You got a date." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "You got a date!" "I'm not gonna die alone." "I don't have to get another cat." "Give it up for will and mindy!" "Well, you're off to the place where the sun shines with rays of romance, and the man on the moon beams with love and laughter." "Where is it, everybody?" "The take me out resort." "All right, you two, I can't wait to hear all about it." "I'm totally excited to go on a date with mindy." "She's got this sort of sexy playfulness to her." "You know, a little bit goofy on the side, which is a nice combination." "He's a pretty educated guy, but apparently he wants to learn how to swear like a sailor and tell dirty jokes." "That I can do!" "Oh, yes, I am the Latino lord of love." "I've brought together a lot of new couples." "We'll find out who's still making eyes at each other next week." "And America's most beautiful women will be trying to find their soul mate from some of the country's hottest guys." "There'll be more good lovin' next time on take me out."