"~Wemeetateveningtime~" "~ This week at evening time ~" "~ To know I'll spend an hour or two just with you ~" "~ Then when the hour grows late ~" "~ I love to hesitate ~" "~ The moment seems so fleeting ~" "~ While I am here repeating ~" "~ I stand and say good night ~" "~ It's grand to say good night ~" "~ Then stay and say it over and over by your door ~" "~ The milk man hurries by ~" "~ But sweetheart, here am I ~" "~ Again I fondly hold you ~" "~ Repeating all I've told you ~" "~ Stars shining bright above you ~" "~ Night breeze that seems to whisper I love you ~" "~ Birds singing in the sycamore tree ~" "~ Dream a little dream of me ~" "~ Say night, night, night and kiss me ~" "~ Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me ~" "~ While I'm alone how blue I can be ~" "~ Dream a little dream of me ~" "~ Stars fading but I linger on, dear ~" " ~ Still craving your kiss... ~" " That's better." "That's the best backhand I've ever seen on Thorazine." "Want another one?" "Time for group, William." "You could lose your privileges right there, Mr Caufield." "I'll be consulting with Dr Weitzman." "OK, Kenny." "Put your game face on." "Here we go." "Ready?" "I've played some of the top Chinese guys." "If you ever work up a serve to go with that backhand, it's gonna be a dark day in Peking, babe." "Want to practise more?" "Here we go." "Attaboy." "Now focus, all right?" "Attaboy." "Perfect." "~Doesthat star-spangled banner yet wave... ~" " Ianuzzi." " ~ O'er the land of the free ~" "~ And the home ~" "~ Of the brave ~" "Holycow,White, what a great day for a game." "Holy cow, White, what a great day for a game." "Albert." "Group." "Now the line-ups for the Orioles and the Yankees." "John Candeleria and Jeff Ballard are pitching." "Paul Baltimore leading off playing left field, batting second, Billy Ripcon." " Cal Ripcon Jr..." " Albert." "That's Brian's cupcake." "McDermott, time for group." "That is a serious infraction of hospital rules." "This is the body and blood of our Lord Jesus Christ." "And a damn fine Beaujolais." "You're naked." "We are all naked in the eyes of the Lord." "I'll include this in my report to Dr Weitzman." "Call not for a doctor but for an elder of the church." "Leviticus, 5-14." "I told you." " Tortured soul." " I know what you mean, Doc." "There's a tendency to limit medication." "I've looked at the chart." "The general anxiety level in the Gomez case indicates minor dosage increase." "I'm gonna say 25 milligrams Amitriptyline." "25 milligrams won't make a dent in Gomez." "I'd go 50." "He cried during Family Feud last night." " Shouldn't you be in group?" " I don't like it in there." " They're hostile towards authority." " You better get in there." "Oh, OK." "I'll keep an eye on them." "Henry." "I'm not finished with that." "Looked just like mine." "These chairs are all wrong." "I can't leave you guys alone for two minutes." "You're facing the wrong way." "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee." "Don't you know what a semicircle is?" "I don't want him next to me." "He smells like tuna fish." "Look what you did." "Four minutes and 27 seconds." "Some patients just make a therapist want to shake his head." "Straighten out that chair." "Imagine this." "My chair is straight and all the other chairs are out of order." " There's a mind-bender for you." " You're living in a fantasy world." "Dr Weitzman is not gonna like this." "Group will not start until you straighten that chair." "All right." "I didn't want to have to do this." "I've been put in charge of this group." "American Psychiatric Society." " Let me see that." " No, sorry." "It's classified." "I know your fantasies when I hear them." "If you don't straighten out that chair, I'll straighten if out for you." "All right." "I'll straighten out the chair." "Looks like one of our chairs tried to make a break for it." "Billy did it, Dr Weitzman." "It'll all be in my report." "Look, you're all feeling a little bit on edge these days." "It's very normal when you're coming off medication." "Bill." "But you've got to believe me." "These chairs are innocent." "Hi, Albert." "Sit down, Bill." "Come on." "OK, team." "Henry, would you take the jacket off, please?" "And put the clipboard away." "We're gonna be using my notes." "Good." "Thank you." "OK." "Who wants to start?" "Do you want to talk about what just happened here?" "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "I just flashed back to 'Nam." " You never made it to Vietnam." " He was too violent for Vietnam." "I wish you'd use your imagination and write again." "Doc, I get up, I take a shower, I put on my clothes." "What do you want from me?" "We talked about trying to accept reality as it is, and not make it up as you go along." "William can't expect to make any progress." "He never reads my reports." "No wonder he's never done anything." "I finished second at Daytona." "Speeding tickets don't make you a race car driver." "You said you played for the New York Rangers." "Are you saying I didn't?" "Attacking a referee doesn't make you a hockey player." " He had no right to be an NHL referee." " But it did get you into our group." "I say we skip him and move onto someone of greater consequence." "We'll be with you in a minute, Jack." "All right, Bill." "Let's review some of our goals from last time." "OK." "What about my new goal?" "Daryl Hannah." "Can we just stay out of fantasy for just a minute please?" "How about a relationship with a regular girl?" "Let me out of here so I can find a regular girl." "Nurse Kremmel looks like Luca Brasi." " All God's creatures are beautiful." " Not her." " No." "Not her." " Dr Weitzman." "I think we should devote this entire session to William." "Can we take another vote on Henry's lobotomy?" "Let me have a show of hands." "That was never discussed, was it?" " You can vote too." " I'm not gonna vote." "Put your hand down, Jack." "We had a majority." "OK." "Jack." "Last time we had you set a goal for yourself." "My original goal was to rid my agency of Satan's influence, and to bring Jesus Christ back into advertising, where he belongs." "Yes, but the revised goal we talked about was finding a position for Jack McDermott." "Dr Weitzman, he's still walking around naked." "He has a long way to go." "He runs the universe but he's scared." "That's my diagnosis too." "You raised yourself from the dead, right?" "Did the agency give you extra perks with that or just those three days off?" "You weren't there." "I was pulling down 100 big ones a year when you and Satan were out chasing Daryl Hannah." "Do I sense some hostility here?" "Maybe they should role-play this." " You want to talk about this, Jack?" " I was senior VP." "I had a corner office." "But they crucified me." "You're doing great, Jack." "It takes time but you're doing great." "Yes, Henry." "Great." "I've been waiting for this all morning." "Dr Demento speaks." "On the first Monday of every month, it is my intention to submit to you, Dr Weitzman, a complete report of all infractions of hospital rules." "Particularly by these patients." "Who's gonna do the report on you, you jerk-off?" " See what I'm up against?" " He's worse than I am." "We're all in this together." "That's what this group is about." "We're a team." "Exactly." "But these idiots don't understand that." "Yeah." "Henry, would you mind if I made a small observation?" "Just listen to it." "Leave the clipboard." "I know you're trying to be helpful, and we appreciate it, but focusing on other people's problems is just a way of avoiding your own." " Exactly." " Fine." "So let's talk about you." "I have seven letters from your wife in my office." "She hasn't heard from you in a year and a half." " I don't want to talk about that." " It's safe in here." "We're all here for you." "Everything is so disorganised." "Such a mess." "Reality is messy, Henry." "But that's OK." "It's not for you to clean it up." "Who else is gonna do it?" "Not these guys." "It's tough to take orders from a guy who irons his socks." "Why don't you do me a favour, Henry?" "Uh-uh!" "I don't want you to pick it up." "I don't want you to think about it." "It's not your responsibility." "Good." "Next week we'll work on leaving the rest of the world's paper where it is." "You're gonna find out that chaos is OK." "Chaos is great." "Can we go now?" "Every week you say that and I say we haven't heard from Albert." "Nobody has." "I've had better conversations with cheese." "This is Albert's way of dealing with things right now." " Sit down." "Come on." " This is not OK." " What's that?" " This is Brian's cupcake." "Every day an innocent man is deprived of his dessert and we do nothing." "Ooh!" "You could do some time for that, Big Al." "Oh, boy!" "Brian's cupcake!" "Let's beat the shit out of him." "Guys, Brian isn't complaining, so let's just drop it, all right?" "Don't worry about the cupcake." "You were gonna work on saying the names of the guys in the group." "You wanna try?" "Billy, Henry, Jack, Dr Weitzman." "Do you want to try?" "Strike three, Doc." "There's no joy in Mudville." "Three weeks ago, before we came off medication," "Albert wasn't trying to communicate." "At least we now know that he's listening." "Yeah." "To Phil Rizzuto." "All right." "Time's up." "Jack, Henry, Billy, Albert." "Come on." "OK." "Is this the week that you guys finally break down and give each other a little hug?" "Huh, team?" "Huh?" "I don't think this is the week, Doc." "I might have some good news about our field trip." "I put in for some passes for the Yankee game and I'm gonna find out this afternoon." "How does that sound?" "You were all excited before." "Does that mean we're actually leaving the hospital grounds?" "No, the Yankees are gonna come here and play." "They're gonna throw some lights up in the rec room." "What a stroker." "Doc, is there any possibility that Albert will actually get into the game?" " See action, I mean." " We'll keep you on the bench this time." "Did my best." "This is the group that you want to take out tomorrow." "You got some pretty chronic types here." "I didn't pick the group out of a hat." " And I'm seeing progress." " Like breaking windows?" "They're bickering." "They're annoying the hell out of each other." "It's great." "Throw four dogs in a room, they'll fight." "They're standing up for themselves." "Their real identities are creeping back." "Jeff, some of the staff seem to feel this trip is more trouble than it's worth." "One of these patients has not been outside an institution in twelve years." "And Caufield is like a walking time bomb." "You can hear him ticking." "You turn around and he'll be out kicking dirt on an umpire." "Why can't you just watch the game on TV in the rec room?" "One more afternoon in the rec room, I'm gonna have to go on Thorazine myself." "You've got a sense of humour about this." "I find it difficult to sanction this." "It's a five-hour field trip." "We're not going up Everest." "I think Jeff is over-dramatising this." "Watching Albert dying is drama." " Oh, come on." " Nobody's dying in here." "Look, if these guys are gonna spend the rest of their lives in an institution," "I want to give them a chance to taste a hot dog at Yankee Stadium or hear the crowd roar when Mattingly hits one out." "That's got to be worth a couple of hours of my time." "I'm not sure what the therapeutic value of a ballpark frank is for four psychotics." "Yes?" "Henry." "We got it." "Doctor, do you think the other patients are ready?" "Sure." "Is that the correct time?" "Weseeachurchthat isweak,  a church that has lost its way!" "We see Christians who do not know who they are." "Box seats on the right field line." " Will the atheists be there?" " We'll all be there." "All the faiths will be represented." "It's gonna be great, Jack." "... they will suffer." "You are a lot better than that guy." "Yeah." "A fella ain't got a soul of his own, just a little piece of a big soul." "The one big soul that belongs to everybody." " Then..." " Then what, Tom?" "Then it don't matter." "I'll be all around in the dark." "I'll be everywhere." "Wherever you can look." "Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat," "I'll be there." "Wherever there's a cop beating up a guy," "I'll be there." "That's one of my favourite scenes of all time." "Makes me want to puke." "Come on." "You were right there in that dust bowl with them." "You know, you are one of the last of the great idealists." "On this floor, that's really something." "What brings you up here, Doc?" "Oh." "Um... we're going to the game tomorrow." " We're going with the veggies?" " Yeah." "Oh, there's about 65,000 seats up at that stadium." "But don't get your hopes up, because they're all screwed down." "It's great to be young and insane." "The kitchen made us some brownies." "You're in charge of passing them out." "Then none for the Bishop of Bullshit." "Guys, a little pocket money." "You each get $10 for hot dogs at the stadium." "Alcohol for the unstable." "I love it." "No beer, Bill." "Just sodas." "Dr Weitzman, I think it's best that I hold the money." "We don't want any wild shopping spree that might embarrass the hospital." "I drove the money lenders from the temple." "I can handle a ten-spot." "Now for the Yankees number ten, Alexander Hamilton." "If you want to eat yours before we get to the stadium, that's your decision." "But those dogs out there are worth the wait." "All right." "Let's go." " I'm riding up front!" " I can't ride in the back!" " I get carsick!" " Come on!" "I'm not going!" "That maniac took my seat!" "All right." "Jack, I promised Henry that he could navigate." "OK." "I'll let you ride up front on the way back, all right?" "Thank you." "OK?" "You all right?" "OK." "Good." "You all right?" "Come on, Rizzuto." "Mileage at gate - 97,411 and 2/10ths miles." "Thank you, Henry." "Beautiful day for the game, guys." "Don't get nervous." "We've got two wide lanes." "Plenty of room." "No worse than the cafeteria at lunch time, huh, Albert?" "Close call, close call." "When we get to the stadium, guys, we're gonna use the buddy system." "You might want to explain that to Henry." "I don't need an explanation." "I just don't fraternise with patients." "I didn't have any buddies when I was on the cross." "I don't need one now." "Guys, let's lighten up." "We're going to a baseball game." "Come on." "Let's get down!" "OK, here we go." "~ Hit the road, Jack... ~" "Everybody." "Come on." "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more ~" "~ What you say?" "Hit the road, Jack ~" "~ And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ~" "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more ~" "~ Oh, woman, oh, woman, don't you treat me so mean ~" "~ You're the meanest old woman that I ever have seen ~" "~ I guess if you say so, I'll just pack my bags and go ~" "~ That's right, hit the road, Jack ~" "~ And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ~" "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more... ~" "There it is, guys." "New York." "Some kind of town." "See those two towers over there?" "World Trade Center." "I was the architectural consultant." "They just wanted to put up one." "I said, "Hey, throw the other one up."" " Turned out nice, didn't it?" " Fantasy." " Holland Tunnel next right." " Good work, Henry." "~ Well, I guess if you say so, I'll have to pack my things and go... ~" "We directly under the Hudson River now." "You guys see all those individual tiles up there?" "Isn't it true that even one of those tiles were to come loose millions of gallons of water would come pouring down on us and squash us like tiny little bugs?" " Is that a leak?" "They're leaking!" " All right, Bill." " I will hold back the water." " Bill, cut it out." "~ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur ~" "~ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur ~" "~ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur ~" "~ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur ~" "~ Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom ~" "~ Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom ~" "~ I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo ~" "~ I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go ~" "~ That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars ~" "~ You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars ~" "~ And walked the dinosaur ~" "~ I walked the dinosaur ~" "~ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur ~" "~ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur ~" "~ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur ~" "~ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur... ~" "Albert's gotta go, Albert's gotta go." "He's gonna piss all over the seat, Doc." "We'll need a canoe to float out." "He drank a whole can of Hawaiian punch before we left." "Albert, do you think you can hold on?" " Batter up." "Batter up." " I think that means no, Doc." "Just hold on a second." "Easy does it till we find a place, all right?" "Excuse me." "Can I have the key to the men's room?" "No habla Inglés." "Uh." "Por favor, senor, los cles..." "I don't speak Spanish either." "Piss in the alley." "Come on, man." "We'll just be a minute." "The toilet's broke, alley works." "Thank you." "Have a nice day." "Come on, Albert." "Let's go." "OK, come on." "No ghost stories, OK, Billy?" "All right." "Let's go." "Come on." "What the hell was that?" "Did you guys hear that?" "Like a wild dog howling or something?" "Maybe it was me." "I always get really scared when I'm down here." "Did you guys see Wolfen?" "They filmed it here." "That movie about those gigantic wolves that come out at night and they eat people and rip their guts open and they've got this shit hanging out of their mouth." "People would live, like, for an hour later." "They'd just lay there and twitch and stuff." "They shot it right down here." "You know why?" "This is exactly where it happened." "That was a true story." "Those wolves actually happened." "OK, champ." "This is gonna have to do." "Careful." "How about right here?" "This is fine." "What?" "OK." "I won't look." "I'm not looking." "OK, Albert." "Are you done yet?" "Albert?" "Al?" "Albert." "You should have wised up, Alvarez." "You're going to jail!" " Nobody's going to jail." " You bastard!" "Say good night." " Don't!" " You're a dead man, Alvarez." "Albert!" "Hey!" "Who the hell are you?" "Stop that guy!" "Hey, what the hell's going on down there?" "Mira!" "Mira!" "... in broad daylight, you know what I'm saying?" " What happened?" " He got the crap kicked out of him." " Is he gonna make it?" " Who knows?" "Where the hell did you go?" "Moscow?" "Where's Dr Weitzman, Albert?" "He'll be here in a minute." "We're on a very tight schedule." "How do you like the game so far?" "I'm having a ball." "Good seats, huh?" "It's funny the hot dog guy hasn't been around." "Albert!" "Where's the doctor?" " News At Eleven." " Tell us now." "Now... a word from our sponsor." "We're waiting for a news update from a catatonic." "Maybe he didn't really want to take us." "I wouldn't want to walk into a place with a bunch of schizophrenics." "I've never agreed with that diagnosis." "Oh, really?" "Well, coming from a guy who carries a picture of Norman Bates in his wallet, that doesn't mean too much." "Trust me on this one." "You are nuts." "You shut up!" "Don't touch it." "What about dinner?" "Who's gonna get us our dinner?" "Aren't you the same guy that changed water into wine?" "Huh?" "JC?" "Isn't the son of God good for a burger?" "You get us something." "That's not funny." "You're a very disturbed young man." "You don't know how disturbed I am." "I'm so disturbed I'm getting out of here." " You don't have permission." " I'm giving myself permission." "I'm the doctor until the doctor comes back!" "Fine." "You be the doctor and I'll be the escaped mental patient, OK?" "I'm telling Dr Weitzman." "And Dr Newald." "One away." "Next batter." "Dr Newald's going to be very upset." "I'll have to make a full report." "You're a sick man." "It's a sickness of the soul." "Put this in your report." "Foul ball." "It's clear to me now." "God is testing me." "You can't go anywhere!" "You're having a psychotic episode." "That automatically puts me in charge." "I am the Lord thy God." "Thou shalt not have strange gods before me." "Out of my way, asshole." "I feel my doctor may have been seized by the Romans!" "Who's gonna take us back?" "We're gonna be late for group." "Albert, sit up straight." "That's good." "The doctor will be back any minute now." "We've got a lot to talk about tonight." "I better check to see what's keeping him." "Albert, keep this door locked." "Give me a beer." "She won't give us her phone number." "Should we refuse to pay?" "We can't until she does." "We're just trying to set you up for life." "This man could have any woman in the world." "But tonight, maybe it's the moon, or those cute little knockers you've got..." "Sorry." "He only wants one thing." " Good." "Here it is." " Come on." "Why don't you go out with a guy who makes more than minimum wage?" "Listen, boys, this isn't Club Med." "Do you mind just paying the check?" "Whoa." "Are you rejecting him?" "You're gonna give this guy a complex." " Let go." " Give me one good reason." " I'll give you a reason." " What's your problem?" "They call it a low frustration tolerance." " I hate paisley." " Please don't." "It's not worth it." "Who the hell do you think you are?" "I'm an escaped mental patient with a history of violence." "Check, please." " Now pay the lady." "OK?" " Sure." "You've got something right here." "Restaurant security." "Just a minor utensil violation." "Enjoy your dinner." "Sue, cover for me." "I gotta go." "Hey." " This is crazy." " I can relate to that." " What the hell are you doing here?" " I'm out." "It was a clerical mistake." "They threw me a party and here I am." "Billy, I haven't talked to you in three months." "Could we try a little reality here?" "OK." "It's not my strength but..." "I could report this!" "We have rules around here, buddy!" "My God!" "All right." "Vehicle 9415." "This is going to look very, very, very good for you, my man." "~ Sun comes burning down, sun comes burning ~" "~ Jesus is with me Jesus is with me ~" "~ All the way ~" "~ Jesus is with me Jesus is with me ~" "~ All the way ~" "~ Jesus is with me Jesus is with me ~" "~ All the way ~" "~ All the way, y'all ~" "~ All the way, all the way ~" "~ Oh!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ~" "~ Jesus is with me all the way ~" "~ All the way All the way ~" "Excuse me, sir." "I'm looking for a colleague of mine." "Excuse me." "I'm looking for my colleague, Dr Jeffrey Weitzman." "Excuse me." "Can you help me?" "I'm looking for a..." "Excuse me." "I'm looking for my colleague, Dr Jeffrey Weitzman." "Never heard of him." "Hey!" "I think we should talk about this, don't you?" "Not really." "Well, well, well." "Don't say I didn't give you every opportunity to tell your side." "Two Rum Collins, two Jack Daniels, one on the rocks, and a Heineken." "What'll it be?" "Two Rum Collins, two Jack Daniels, one on the rocks, and a Heineken." "Please." "Hi." "What's the matter?" "Are you afraid of me or something?" "Hey, baby, wanna have a good time?" "How're you doin'?" "Three and two." "Bases loaded." " Gotta make him swing." " Gotta make him swing." " Leiter winds." " Leiter winds." " Huckleberry went for a bad pitch." " Huckleberry went for a bad pitch." "Leiter's unbelievable." "Man could throw a lamb chop past a goddamn wolf." "Hey!" "Watch it!" "What's the matter with you?" "Organisation is the key." "US Postal Service." "I handled one of the toughest zip codes in the country." "Ask anyone in 10021 about Henry Sikorsky." "Would you mind cleaning up your area?" "No one likes a Mr Messy." "Fuck you." " He refuses to clean up his area." " Leave me alone, jerk-off." "Do I sense some hostility here?" "Why don't we bring this up in group?" "Or maybe we should just hug." "Would someone please take me back to my room?" " My brothers and sisters." " Yes!" "I want to give your soul a wake-up call!" "Yes!" " I want to put Jesus... on the line." " Yeah!" " Don't hang up on him now." " No!" "No." "Pick up that phone and say, "Hello."" "Hello!" " Jesus!" " Yeah!" "He's listening." "Lord, I know he's listening." "Yeah!" " Can I get an amen?" " Amen!" " Can I get an amen?" " Amen!" "We got the spirit tonight!" "Who is gonna witness for me?" "We got the Lord on the line!" "Who is gonna take the call?" "Please don't leave God on hold!" " You have called and I have answered!" " We have a witness!" "I came to tell you that I was once a lover of the things of this world." "I made $100,000 a year." "I had a house in Scarsdale with a big blue swimming pool!" "Yes, brothers, I lived the white man's lie." "But I was lost!" "Yes, I was dancing with alcohol!" "I was loving drugs!" " And there were women." " Oh, yeah." "Brothers and sisters, oh, God, there were women." " Fine women!" " Yes!" "But I hadn't hit bottom yet." "Oh, no." "I just kept falling right on through the floor." "And that's when God found me." " You know what he said to me?" " What did he say?" "!" "And I've been persecuted for speaking this truth." "He said to me, "Son!"" "That's what he called me." "And I said, "Son?"" "And he said, "Yes!" "Yes!" "You are the son of God!"" "That's blasphemy!" "I said, "What, Lord?"" "And he said, "It's time for you to leave behind the things of this world."" ""The fine houses, the fancy cars, the flashy clothes, because we are all naked in the eyes of the Lord."" "Stop!" "This man is clinically insane!" "He is presently undergoing treatment under my supervision!" "If I only saved one soul in there, it was well worth it!" "So am I walking home with an escaped mental patient or what?" "Nah, I got a weekend pass." "I aced my Rorschach test." "You got your shoes on." "You're not drooling." " I'm impressed." " Thanks." " So you're still writing?" " I'm still making things up." "I tell these guys my girlfriend's an actress and we check out the soaps." "Are you still acting?" " What's the matter with you?" " I'm still acting." "It's Linda in A Skull For Sammy." "She found her mother's head in the dryer." "I read for it yesterday." "Don't laugh." "I'm not laughing." "I think that's the same scream your mother used when she met me." "I'm red hot." "I mean, six months ago, I'm a nobody, right?" "Then my theatre group does this reading, I meet this guy, he knows this agent and it's inside-track time." "I've been going up on commercials." "I haven't been in one yet, but my hand has." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "I'm not gonna waitress forever, am I?" "No!" "You're great." "I've always told you you were great." "Yeah." "You did." " But then they locked you up." " Yeah." "So we pick up this kid." "It's 3:00am." "He's walking down Fifth Avenue with a brand-new, 21-inch colour TV." "I asked him where he got it." ""Some dude." "I never saw him before."" ""And this dude gave you a brand-new colour TV in the middle of the night?"" ""Yes, that's right." "I thought it was pretty strange myself at the time."" "This is what's known in legal circles as the "Mysterious Dude" defence." "That story just keeps getting funnier." "I remember when you first started telling it." "Right after the war." "You know what I find fascinating?" "Male vanity." "You accept it in a peacock, but it's harder to take from a putz like you." "I gotta listen to this from a guy who orders his pants through the mail?" "Did you guys log out with Alvarez?" " Yeah, this morning." " His wife's been calling." "If you see him." "Bingo." "Very thorough." "Names, dates, dollar figures." "For every sucker we ever shook down?" "This officially concludes Mr Alvarez's investigation." "We're looking good." "We've got a dead cop and we've got a witness." " Ergo we are not looking good." " Speak English, asshole." "A dead man is not a witness." "It doesn't look bigger, it just looks nicer." "It does." " I'm home." " This is where you live?" " Yeah." " Wow." "Boy." "Sane people get all the breaks." "Look, I can't invite you up." "Sure you can." "You just say, "Hey, Bill, you wanna come up?"" "No." "This is my friend's place." "Is this friend a guy?" "Yeah." "Right." "Look, Bill, he's got a job and he pays his bills." "I never had to bail him out of jail." "You know." "A woman sometimes finds that attractive in a man." "Sounds dull." "His name is Ed and I told you all about him." "You told me you were dating him." "This is serious." "You've been gone for a year and a half." "How long did you expect me to wait?" "You want the truth?" "There is no weekend pass." "This doctor brings us in to see a Yankee game then he disappeared on 48th Street." "He took numbnuts down an alley to take a pee and never came back." " So where are these other um..." " Nuts?" " Right." " I don't know." "You gotta see these guys." "They're a couple of beauties." "One guy barely speaks, one thinks he's Jesus and the other is the craziest." " Reminds me of your brother Lenny." " Oh, boy." " What's gonna happen to them?" " How the hell should I know?" "They're just a bunch of screwballs from my group." " Group therapy?" " No, my fencing group." " Yeah, group therapy." " Wait a minute." "You and these guys share the most intimate secrets of your lives, and then when there's a problem, you just walk away and leave them?" "Fine." "I'm totally irresponsible, right?" "OK?" "You satisfied?" "I see you haven't changed much." "You almost knocked that plant over." "I can't believe you." " Have a nice life." " Thanks, I will." "Whoa!" "Stop!" "Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ?" "The City of New York, Tarzan." "50 for the violation, 75 for the tow and 20 bucks a day for storage." "Thank you, officer." "I won't let you down." "Father, forgive us, for we have sinned." "We parked our car in a forbidden zone." "Where the hell's Albert?" " There's a guy back there." " Bullshit." "Jack, come here." "Hey." "You wanna move Beauregard here?" "Come on, Albert." "You OK?" " I mean, as OK as you get." " Close call at second." "Well, we just caught a major break." "We could be back in the ward staring at the walls right now, but we're not." "Instead, what have we got, fellas?" "We got a night on the town." "This is God's way of telling us we're going to die." "They were due back at 11:30." " It's almost 1:00!" " I was against this thing." " Traffic?" "A flat tyre?" "Who knows?" " He should have phoned." "I'll see if there have been any accidents." "Jeff's a responsible guy." "I'm sure everything is under control." " We should review our goals." " We've got to find the doctor." "Who put you in charge?" "I'm in charge here!" "Read the New Testament." "You'll find out who's in charge." "Get out of our way!" "Albert, you step on my foot again, I'm gonna kill you." "Why does a grown man have to smell like tuna fish?" " Is it left?" " Straight." "Right." "Now easy, easy." "Up, easy." "Watch it." " Watch it." " All yours, Bernie." "How're you doin'?" "We want something casual for the son of God." "How much does the Supreme Being want to spend?" "How about a nice Harris tweed with a blue Oxford button-down and maybe a nice Countess Mara tie, hey, sport?" "Why don't you guys go out and browse around for a while?" "Browse!" "This is the nicest Army and Navy store I've ever been in and I've been in every branch of the services, so I know." "Your friends look like they've seen action too." " OK, you've noticed they're different." " I've noticed." "You want to know why?" "We're a special combat unit with the US Marine Corps." "We're tracking Libyan terrorists." "We've got them trailed to a bagel shop around the corner." " We need some pants for the colonel." " Give me a break." " OK, we're four escaped lunatics." " This I believe." "You've got the large in here with the extra large." "I'm afraid to get into the sock bin." "Now, what do you want?" "You probably want us out of here as quickly as possible, right?" "I'm prepared to carry you in my arms." "Then stretch that clothing dollar." "What kind of stretch are we talking about?" "Twelve bucks." "I'm telling you, it works." "It's a statement, man." "You know who you are." "No, he doesn't." "Anything else I can help you fellas with?" "Can you recommend a good clinical psychiatrist?" "We've lost ours." "We don't have one on staff, but I do know a guy you could talk to." "Now, this missing doctor." "We're all sure he really exists, right?" "Take a look at this guy." "Can you imagine him without a doctor?" " OK." "Just checking." "Do you mind?" " Swing and a miss." "Just give us as much attention as you would one of your French fries, OK?" " This guy's been gone for hours." " A few hours is not a missing person." "It's a guy that went to the movies." "Met a lady." "A doctor doesn't leave four mental patients to go cruise for chicks." "Doctors can be strange characters." "One wiped out his whole family." " Dr Weitzman doesn't have any family." " What did I tell you?" " Oh, man." " Hey, I'm kidding." "Why don't you call your hospital?" "Because the doc would lose his job and they'll have us back on medication." "You've got this whole thing backwards." "You're the missing persons." "Go back to 48th Street." "If the guy doesn't show, we're open 24 hours." " You don't understand." " Vincente." " We're not done." " It's been a pleasure." " We used to be taxpayers." " Now that will get my attention." "Get out or you got a night in jail." "What kind of cop would send four mental patients back out in the streets?" "It's not his fault." "He's not as competent as we are." "Another episode and you'll be out of the group." " Can I have that in writing?" " Wait a minute." "I'm not going until somebody gets me my dinner." "Dinner?" "I've got to get this report to Dr Newald." " Which way is Trenton?" " Straight ahead. 71 miles." "If you don't stop for the litter you could be back by Christmas." "Exit 11, Henry!" "Pace yourself!" "Albert!" " Do we have to put you on a leash?" " How do you get him to talk?" " I don't advise over-stimulating him." " Wait a minute, wait a minute." " Is this to do with Weitzman?" " Did they take him in an ambulance?" "It's like a scene out of Lassie." ""Did he fall in the well, Lassie?"" "Did they take Weitzman away in an ambulance?" " Big inning." " That's a definite yes." " He just said, "Big inning."" " But he nodded." " Big inning." " See?" "You just need to speak Albert." "No, Weitzman with a Z. Right." "No, huh?" "Look, nurse." "What's your name?" "Helen Grabosky?" "Hey." "This is Billy Caufield." "You treated me for a scalp wound a couple of years ago." "Yeah." "Self-inflicted." "Right." "Well, it was a bet, you know." "Yeah." "No, it healed up great." "Look, do you have any John Does over there?" "Really?" "OK, no." "That's OK." "Thanks." "Not one hospital's got the doc." "Just a couple of John Does." "Not John Doe." "Dr Weitzman." "I'd better handle this." "Look, Dr Freud, if a guy checks into a hospital and he's unconscious, they call him John Doe, all right?" "We'll have to check the hospitals ourselves." "That's public property." "Watch this." "Public property." "Private property." "Vandal." " Do you all have to go in?" " Yes." "We're the Doe brothers." "Harriet, Dr Epson wants Mrs Freeman's chart, OK?" "Your John Doe's in 409." "I'll be with you in a minute." "Dear Lord, we humbly ask your mercy for our dear departed." "You got it." "We are never prepared for a death, especially of one so loved." "But let us find comfort in knowing that he is at peace." "Father, may I say a few words?" "I knew this man perhaps better than anyone here." "I pledge to continue his work as long as I live." " Thought we were selling the car wash." " He devoted his life to the insane." "Uncle Phil?" "Did Martha know about this?" " Henry, may I say a few words?" " Certainly, William." "It's not him." "Perhaps I'd better bring my remarks to a close." "I never knew there were so many John Does in this world." "It's hopeless." "Room 555?" "Thank you." "Room 555." "For a John Doe, he's awfully popular." "Pitcher's in trouble." "Pitcher's in trouble!" "What?" "What is it?" "What?" "Weitzman?" "Is it Weitzman?" "Come on." " Room 555?" " Just down the hall." "The room's closed." "Get lost." "We already are lost." "Thanks anyway." "I said no one in that room." "Hospital security." "You could lose a lot of privileges for this." " I'll use this." " I have died and been reborn." "I can do it again, buster." " Are you guys crazy?" " Totally." "What the hell are you doing?" "Holy shit." "What is..." "Here, put this in." "Call a nurse or something." "What the hell is going on?" "Get out of my way." "Is he gonna be all right?" "Call security." "Have these men arrested." " We didn't do anything." " I'll have a full report!" "Stairs!" "Stairs!" "Come on!" "Stop those guys!" "They just tried to kill somebody." "What are you talking about?" "They're cops." "They're what?" " For you on three." "It's them." " Weitzman?" "No, them!" "Dr Newald, it's..." " It's Billy Caufield." "How are you?" " I'm fine." " Good." "Listen, do I sound calm to you?" " Yes." "Good." "I'm really trying to sound calm because..." "We ran into a little snag." "Somebody's trying to kill Dr Weitzman." "Caufield lives in a fantasy world." "He also has a real history of violence." "Where are you calling from?" "A phone booth on the corner of 61st and Park." "Call the New York City police." "Billy, where's Dr Weitzman now?" "In Mercy Hospital but someone's trying to kill him." "The Prince of Darkness!" "Jack McDermott." "Christ fixation." "Megalomania." " Where was I?" " William, find a policeman..." "No!" "The police are in on this." " In on what?" " It's Satan's plot!" "I'm trying to handle this, you jerk-off." "Shut up." "Dr Newald, this is Henry Sikorsky, Dr Weitzman's assistant." " Tell these patients I'm in charge." " Assistant?" " Paranoid schizophrenic." " Keep away from the phone!" "You're out of here." "Look, Dr Newald, as I was saying." "It's not a good idea to call the police." "No, William." "We won't call the police if that makes you uncomfortable." "It makes me really uncomfortable." "You just stay right where you are." "Everything is gonna be fine." "Say, I hear we're having chicken chow mein tonight." "That's one of my favourites." "Is that one of your favourites, William?" "A cop car just pulled alongside me on the sidewalk!" " Let's go." "Move it." " Honey!" "Honey!" " Up against the wall." "Let's go." " Call my lawyer!" "Spread your legs." "Let's go." "Hey!" "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!" "Jack, it's me, Tom!" "Right!" "Tom!" "Tom Canning!" "I didn't know you were in town." "You coming back into the ad game?" "No immediate plans." "I'm wanted by the police right now." "Bummer." "Hassle with the IRS?" " Attempted murder, Tom." " That's not fun." " This guy." "He never stops." "Come on." " These gentlemen are involved." "Jack and I killed a few account people in our day, too, didn't we?" "They tried to smother him." "His tubes got all pulled out." "Well, I got a 10:00 at Bristol." "Nice meeting you all." " We gotta do lunch, Jack." " OK, fella." "Give you a holler." " Let's get out of here." " We should review our goals." "Our goals?" "Look at this." "We've gotta come up with 165 big ones." "We've gotta get the van." "We've gotta get Weitzman before those cops come back." "How's that for a goal?" "You mean us?" "But we're crazy." "Yeah." "But we'd better get sane real goddamn fast." "Could we see that first group of pictures again?" "Give me a break." "Was this guy in your store or on the goddamn moon?" "It appears we have Mr and Mrs Helen Keller in here." " I'm gonna lock them up." " Macguire." "Gianelli." "In here." "They found Alvarez's body in a warehouse on 47th with two .38 slugs in his head." "Jesus Christ." "It was the same alleyway they found that shrink." "He's still unconscious at Mercy Hospital and those four nuts who attacked him are still rattling around." " They must have done Alvarez too." " It's the only thing we got right now." " There's an APB out on 'em." " You got security on the room?" "Yeah." "When this guy comes out of it, he could put everything together." "I have a feeling those psychos are about to go after their doctor again." "Hey." "Watch it." "Right." "Go." "Go." "Come on." "Billy." "Tell me this is a bad dream." "Actually, it's four bad dreams." "Riley, this is Henry, this is Jack and this is Albert." "Billy, Ed is home." "Really?" "Where?" "Look, Riles, I got a real situation here." "This report should answer any questions." " This better be good." " OK." "Come on." "Come on, come on, come on." "No breakage." "Great." "Breakfast." "I'm starved." "That's not ours." "That's Ed's." "Did Ed make the sun shine?" "Did Ed make the wheat grow?" "I don't know the man." "Good morning." " Hi, Ed." " Hi." "You friends of Riley?" "I'm a friend to all men." "We've come for your money, Ed." "This is the breakdown, Ed." "50 for the fine, 75 for the tow." "Wait a minute." "Don't tell me." "You guys must be Riley's theatre group, right?" "Yes." "This is our group, Ed." "You guys had me going for a minute." "You stand-up guys are something else." " Does Ed know I'm nuts?" " Let's not get into that." "Ed." "Hi." "I see that you've met Albert and Henry and Jack." " I'd like you to meet my friend Billy." " Hi, Ed." "Hey, Bill." "What do you do?" "What do I do?" "Well, it kind of depends on the circumstances, Ed." "Oh, yeah?" " You got some real nice things here." " Oh, thanks." "That's Molten Venus." "Do you know Loucka?" "You can't touch one of his nudes for less than six figures these days." "I believe you, Ed." "This is a brilliant manipulation of negative space." "Post-modernist, neo-cubist." "Breathtaking." "You really know your Loucka." "You know why it's a brilliant manipulation of negative space?" " No." "Why?" " Because Jesus wants it that way." "You guys!" "You're always on, aren't you?" "Right?" " You comedy guys!" " Could I talk to you just for a minute?" " Yeah, sure." " Hey, there's Dr Newald." "Arethesemendangerous?" "Should the public be concerned?" "On the basis of two attacks on the doctor," "I'm afraid I would have to say yes, they are." "Is this unusual?" "It is an irony that the therapist sometimes becomes the focus for hostilities and transference." " Thank you." " The man's a giant in the field." "... for the Morning Report." " Thank you, Donna." "We have photographs of the patients wanted in the attack on the doctor and for questioning in the murder of a New York City police officer." "The patients are William Caufield," "Henry Sikorsky, Albert Ianuzzi and Jack McDermott." " In local sports..." " Who are you calling, Ed?" "911." "Yeah, this is Ed Nivens." "Yes, it's an emergency." "151 Central Park West." "Ed, could you let them..." "Does Ed go out the window?" "Let's have a show of hands." " You can vote, too." "This is America." " You'll lose your privileges!" "You think they're going to let you out?" "Boy, I hope you appreciate this woman, Ed." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on!" "Don't let them leave the building!" "It's your job!" "Your attention, gentleman." "My name is Caesar." "Mr Nivens asked me to stop you." "I must request you not move." "Put that away." "You hold it like a goddamn doorman." "I am the doorman." "Then get us a cab." "Holy cow." " Hold it right there!" " Freeze!" "Put your hands behind your back!" " Move it." " Let him go!" "Hold it right there." "Both of 'em." "Let's go." "Come on." "Let's go." "Let's go, I said!" "Move it!" "Come on." "Billy!" "Stay right there." "Turn to your right." "Hold it." "Face front." "Chin up a bit." "Good." "Good." "Hold it." "Look, I don't think I'm Elvis." "I don't talk to my dog." "I never put on a dress and dance around Time Square." "None of that." "Impressive credentials." "Just believe me." "There's two cops and they could go back at any time." " It's a conspiracy." " With the ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald?" "I lied." "One time I did put on a dress and have a dance around Time Square." "But I was with Elvis and my dog told me to do it, so you can't really blame me for that." " Your lunch date is here." " Lunch date?" "It's 3:00." "I don't think he cares." "Memory lane, huh, Jack?" "Nobody ever wrote copy like you did." "The James Joyce of Chef Boyardee." "Remember that?" "Look, I'm desperate, Tom." "I need money." "The Lord sent me." "I know last time I tried to throw Murray and his Clios out the window." "Let's be thankful Murray didn't fit." "I think I came a long way, Tom." "There's a doctor down there who believes in me." "We're talking about giving Jesus his walking papers." "But we've run into one complication." "Murder." "I'm talking about murder, Tom." "Someone is trying to kill my doctor." "Hm, that is a problem." "Murray." "Look who I found." " Long time no see." " Hi, Murray." "We were just reminiscing." "Tom, have you heard from Mitachi?" "We're ready to commit hari-kari out here." " As soon as I hear, Murray." " Right." "Murray looks like he's under pressure." "Well, let's say $30 million piece of old Nippon, Jack." "We're sweating out the call from John Benson right now." "Benson?" "I used to think he was the devil." "Now I know he's just another bozo trying to do business." "Well, things haven't changed much around here, Jack." "That's him." "Sorry, Jack." " Murray, congratulations." " What are you talking about?" "Benson called." "You got the Mitachi account." " The Mitachi account!" " We got it?" " Yeah." " Really?" "We got it!" "We got Mitachi!" "We got Mitachi!" " Murray." " Yeah." "Just kidding." "Wah-wah-wah-wah." "Who is it, dear?" "They called this afternoon." "I told them I hadn't heard from you in two years." "Why didn't you answer my letters?" "I thought I lost you." "I was afraid to find out." "They arrested those other patients." "It's up to me now." "I've got to get the guys and the doctor out of there." "I need some money." "I know it sounds crazy." "I believe you." "I don't know why." "It's maybe because I want to so much." "It's $170." "It's all I have in the house." "This means a lot." "Do you really have to go?" "They laugh at me all the time, but I know they need me now." "Miss Ferguson gives you a star when you colour it the right colour." "Parrots are green and canaries are yellow." "Can I have that for my pictures?" "Thanks." "You're very welcome." "Daddy?" "When are you coming home to live with us some more?" "Do you want me to?" "When you're ready." "I hope they're ready to leave." "I'm sure they are." " Your patients, Doctor." " We'll just be a minute." " Is something wrong?" " Everything's fine, Doctor." "Nice going, Doc." "Opposition leaders have threatened continued violence and strikes, demanding new elections." "In local news, the last of the patients missing from Cedarbrook Hospital surrendered to police this afternoon." "The four are believed to be responsible for the attack on their doctor, and may be involved in the murder of a New York police officer." "The men have just been arraigned at 100 Centre Street, where they entered pleas of not guilty to assault and attempted murder." "Well, I guess that's the last of the James Gang." "Ed, leave it on." "... bizarre series of events." " Forget him, Riley." "The guy's insane." "At least he's not a schmuck." " Just one?" " You'll have to wait for my report." "Let's go to the video tape." "I shall rise again in three days." "Count on it." "We came to town to see a ball game, now they want to give us the chair." "I love New York." "Bring your kids." "Do some time in the Big Apple." " Our man is off the room." " Great." "The bad news is the patient's starting to come around." "We better get there quick." "What kind of moron takes four mental patients to a baseball game?" "Ceramics." "That's more our speed." "Making little ashtrays with our fucking names on." "We're the drool patrol." "Are you gonna replace that mattress?" "I think we do your lobotomy here and now." "Scrub up, Albert." "That does it." "Electroshock." "You'll be whistling a different tune at 240 volts." "You're not a doctor!" "You don't have the medical background to squeeze a pimple!" "You ought to be cast into the outer darkness." "The rec hall will look pretty good from the bowels of hell." "Listen to me, you nut ball." "I got big news for you." "You'll be the first supreme being to make a license plate." "Working with metal, next on Mr. Fix-It." "And you, you're nothing." "You're not anything." "You know what's going on, don't you?" "You know." "He probably speaks seven languages." "And he sneaks off to call his broker." "But we'll never know." "You know why?" "Cos you're a professional basket case." "You're too damn scared to be a real person." "Go ahead." "Sing us the national anthem, you bozo." "You got a lady here to see you." " Didn't this place used to be blue?" " That was the 15th Precinct." "Oh, yeah." "The smartest thing you can do right now is walk out of here." " I wanna help you guys." " Why?" "I don't even want to help us." " We're hopeless." " What's hopeless?" " Me?" "You?" "Those guys?" "What?" " Those guys are lab rats." "You got arrested for one of those lab rats." "Hate to break it to you, Billy, but you're not a street fighter any more." " You're a den mother." " I'm a den mother in stir." "Can you get to Mercy Hospital and warn Dr Weitzman?" "There's two guys trying to kill him and they're both cops." " Cops?" " Undercover cops." "One guy's older, with grey hair, and the other guy's younger." "Come on." "They're moving you now." "I swore this wasn't gonna happen to me again." " What?" " You." "It's awful." "Come on." "You're breaking my heart." "You're bustin' my balls." "How're you doin'?" "LieutenantHarrison to the dispatch office." " Where did you get this little beauty?" " That bust down on Canal Street." "No serial number, no sales record." "All it does is go "Ping"." "Missed you." "Well, you boys look like you're already back on Thorazine." "What did he say?" "He called me a shithead." "The guy called me a shithead." "I love it!" "I love it." "You're right." "I was a shithead." "I'm sorry." "Albert, this might be the highlight of my report." "It's a goddamn miracle." "It's not a miracle, Jack." "It's not." "Weitzman knew what he was doing." "Weitzman knew what he was doing." "Albert told me where to get off." "That's progress." "You went home, discovered you weren't the department of sanitation." "Jack, you remembered you're a better copywriter than a messiah." "I got news for you psychos." "We're getting better." "We're getting better and we won't go back to finger-painting class." "Are we gonna let those cops bury Weitzman?" "Are we?" "Are we?" "Are we?" " What's wrong with him?" " He's gotta take a leak." "Tell him to hold it." "OK, but it's gonna be like driving in a litter box." "Dr Talmer, I'm gonna take one of them back in." "Don't move." "This man's insane." "Get your ass over there." "Nice going, Albert." "Another win for the Yankees." "I'll take that, Albert." "Henry, give the gun back to the guard." "I know I can count on you." "I appreciate that." "I hope this won't affect my standing at the hospital." " Let me hold the gun." " No." "I let you sit in the front seat." "Jack, Jesus Christ would never point a gun at another human being." "Stay out of my psychosis and get your ass in that van." "I hope these aren't too tight, fellas." "I hope everyone got the partners they wanted." "Yeah!" "Come on!" "If we're not at Eastside Psychiatric in 15 minutes, every policeman in this city will be looking for you." "Then that's where we're going." " They're getting pretty worked up." " Try 25 milligrams of Thorazine." "I don't know if 25 will do it." "We had to restrain one of them." "Let's go for 50." "Or 100." "What the hell?" " You're making a mistake!" " I'm a psychiatrist!" "I'm a doctor!" "I'm Dr Talmer!" "You don't understand!" "Paranoid delusion." "They think they're doctors." "Tragic." "Go easy on them." "They've been through a lot." "Weitzman?" "555." "Thanks." "Wait a second!" "Yo!" "Albert, sit up here." "All I want you to do it sit here and stay out of trouble, OK?" "You better give me that gun for safekeeping." "All I'm asking you for is a couple of minutes of sanity in there." "We're doctors, remember?" "We're not wackos, OK?" "Not a peep out of the Messiah." "I'm not gonna make any death threats." "Henry..." "Actually, Henry, do your stuff." "Ready?" "Let's go." "It's hard to believe the patients could do this." "The Lord will judge them, Dr Bauer, not you." "Sure." "You know their pathology better than I do." " That we do." " Arise and walk, my son." "Dr McDermott's a great believer in the natural healing powers of the mind." "This is Dr Meekum, our chief neurologist." "We have some reservations about the move." "The guy only weighs 150 pounds wet." "It's not like you're moving a piano." "Excuse me, do you have an extra stethoscope?" "Sure." "Take this one." "How about one of those ear lights." "I love these things." "Come on, Henry." " 555?" " Down on the right." "The patient has a fractured ankle." "But I'm more concerned about the trauma of the parietal lobe." "I'm concerned too." "This chart is a mess." "Smudges, poor penmanship, no regard for margins." " Dr Verboven is a perfectionist." " That's why he's a great diagnostician." "Vital signs are good." "Zip code checks out." "Dr Meekum, thank you." "You're my kind of neurologist." "Fellas, let's do it." "Hey, I know you." "Yeah, Dwight, right?" "Yeah, you can read!" " Yeah." "You used to work at Lenox Hill." " Maybe I did." "You never know." "We were just wondering why a good-Iooking guy like you has stayed single for so long." "Dwight Smith was born single and Dwight Smith's gonna die single." "Dwight Smith is gonna die unemployed if he doesn't get that monitor to OR." " Bye, Dwight." " See you." "Billy." "I think they're here." "Well, we're going to lose you." "Your colleagues have come to take you home." "I bet you didn't expect to see us, did you?" " Look who's here." "Dr Verboven." " Henry." "Dr Henry Verboven." "That's right." "And Nurse McDermott made it as well." " They're very close." " Quite a devoted staff, Dr Weitzman." "We're under a bit of a time crunch here." "Officer Ianuzzi is waiting in an ambulance." "So, shall we?" "Dr Bauer, could I have a few moments with my colleagues?" " Certainly." " Thank you." " What, what, what?" " Hey." " Riley." " Dr Riley?" "No, just Riley." "I have a feeling it's time for group." "I gave my clipboard to my daughter." "I went back to the agency." "If they get Mitachi they'll need some good copy." "I might have to let Murray go, though." " Get me security." " Get him to the ambulance." "Excuse me." "Obscene phone calls have been made from this extension." "This isn't for personal use, girls." "Come on." "Next time you guys get the urge, use a payphone, OK?" "Come on." "Hey." "Wait a minute." " Oh, God!" " Albert, are you OK?" "Safe at home." "Henry!" "Do something!" "Damn." "I really love these things." " Where are Riley and Weitzman?" " They went that way." " Oh!" " Game's over." " Wrong." " Yes, Billy!" " I'll shoot the girl." " Go ahead." " I got lots of girlfriends." " I'm a police officer." "Drop the gun." "I'm a mental patient." "I'm not impressed." " You're not this crazy, are you?" " This is my idea of a good time." " I'm gonna count to three." " Billy!" "I'm not even gonna count." "Give me the gun." "Give me the gun!" "Get your ass against the wall." " Come here." " What's this about the girlfriends?" "!" "He thought I was gonna shoot!" "You thought I was gonna shoot, right?" "See?" "Turn your ass around or I'll blow your head off." "Attaboy." "Statements from Dr Weitzman and the four patients have resulted in the arrest of two detectives from the 15th Precinct, who murdered Officer Alvarez and attempted to murder Dr Weitzman." "The four patients received high praise from Captain Lewis and from Police Commissioner Warden." "AttheBronxZoo today, officials welcomed two new pandas, a gift from the People's Republic of China." "This is weird." "All these cops around and nobody's arresting me." " Do you miss it?" " No." "The only thing I've missed in the last year and a half is you." " Don't get too normal on me, OK?" " Not a chance." "Hey, Doc." " Do you think he's ready to get out?" " Yes." " The prognosis looks pretty good." " Henry, I'll field this one." "I agree with my colleague." "It looks pretty good." "Billy, we gotta go." "Are you sure you can drive this thing?" "Second at Daytona." " Where are Talmer and Verboven?" " Eastside Psychiatric." " What are they doing there?" " I had them committed." "They were totally out of control, Doc." "Wacko." " You'd have done the same thing." " Medication was indicated." "I prescribed 100 milligrams of Thorazine." "It'll be in the report." "I've had my differences with Henry in the past, but I must say he impressed me with his thorough professionalism." "Thursday." "Chicken à la king." " TV." " Ping pong with Kenny." "Did Albert just talk to you?" "Yeah." "He said they're playing two tonight at the stadium." "We still have $42 left." "42 bucks would get us four in the bleachers and a couple of dogs." "Are you suggesting an unsupervised trip?" "You didn't do us a lot of good on the last one, Doc." "Hey, Bill." "Bring me back a dog, would you?" "Hey, guys, is it time for a hug?" " I don't think so." " Maybe after the game." "Play ball!" "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ~" "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more ~" "~ What you say?" "~ Hit the road, Jack ~" "~ And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ~" "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more ~" "~ Oh, woman, oh, woman, don't you treat me so mean ~" "~ You're the meanest old woman I have ever seen ~" "~ I guess if you say so, I'll have to pack my things and go ~" "~ That's right, hit the road, Jack ~" "~ And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ~" "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more ~" "~ What you say?" "Hit the road, Jack ~" "~ And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ~" "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more ~" "~ Oh, baby, oh, baby, don't you treat me this way ~" "~ Cos I'll get back on my feet some day ~" "~ I don't care if you do cos it's understood ~" "~ You ain't got no money, you're just no good ~" "~ I guess if you say so, I'll have to pack my things and go ~" "~ That's right, hit the road, Jack ~" "~ And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ~" "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more ~" "~ What you say?" "Hit the road, Jack ~" "~ And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ~" "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more ~" " Buster!" " What you call me?" " You are ridiculous!" " What?" "Why don't you just pack your little suitcases and go on back to Bogalusa?" " Yeah!" " Well, I just may do that, baby." "I just may go hit the road and try to find myself." "Find yourself!" "Well, if you do, and when you do..." " Get lost!" " Who, me?" "~ That's right, hit the road, Jack ~" "~ And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ~" "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more ~" "~ What you say?" "Hit the road, Jack ~" "~ And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ~" "~ Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more ~" " ~ And don't you come back no more Please!" "~" " ~ And don't you come back no more" " You can't do this to a man!" "~" "~ And don't you come back no more ~" "~ And don't you come back no more But, baby!" "~" "~ Don't you come back no more Oh, baby, please!" "~" "~ Don't you come back no more, don't you come back no more ~" "~ Don't you come back no more, don't you come back no more ~" "~ Don't you come back no more, don't you come back no more ~" "~ And don't you come back no more ~" "~ Don't you come back no more" "~ Don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ~"