"We don't want any trouble" "I am the leader of our group..." "Sorry." "The camera." "Why?" "The bitch will give us the camera" "It's hers." "She has photographed us." "She can delete the pictures." "Gone, gone" "They have been deleted." "Okay?" "They're gone." "Not bad, little bitch." "We will meet again, babe." "Come on, leave the wierdos alone to play." "What the hell are you doing there?" "You scared the life out of me." "Do you speak German?" "A little." "Good." "Why were you hiding here?" "We thought, you were someone else." "And him?" "What's his problem?" "So, you are foreigners." "Yes?" "Yes, from America." "My friend is from Venezuela." "How do you speak German?" "I studied in Freiburg." "Ah, Freiburg." "And now you are here as an Urban Explorer?" "Yes." "And something went wrong." "Your friend needs a doctor." "In an hour at the latest." "In an hour?" "Yes, otherwise he needs a coffin." "Do you understand?" "We could take him to my post." "Where is that?" "Not far." "And there is an emergency phone." "How will we get him there?" "I'll go and get my stretcher." "I'll be right back." "Take these off me, boy." "Where did you get these so quickly?" "There are lots of these in all bunkers, boy." "Don't you have eyes in your head, are they working?" "Now help me." "Are you alone down here?" "Who else would there be?" "I don't know." "We are worried about our friends." "Which friends?" "There were five of us" "Two went to get help." "But we don't know where they are now." "You are a right pair of jokers." "Now come on, give me a hand." "This is no place for children like you." "We're really sorry." "Well come on, give me a hand." "How Quickly Life Is Over" "Take two bowls and get some food." "You need it." "In the meantime I'll call help." "No, They broke through in the south corridor." "One fell." "Spectacular open thigh fracture." "Yes, I know." "That ought to make everything secure." "But that doesn't help us now." "So, you will hurry?" "Not the newest, but reliable." "I got through." "The paramedics are on their way." "East German?" "Was this once a..." "Base of the Peoples Army?" "GT." "What is GT?" "The GDR Border Troops." "I worked there, stupid." "As what?" "I was border reconnaissance." "Special assignment outside of regular border service." "But not now." "Today everything is different." "But back then I was on special training in the USSR." "And even in Afghanistan." "My dear boy." "We gunned down the damn Mujahideen in our Mi-24." "Until the Yanks equipped them with those goddamned rockets." "They were animals." "When they caught one of our guys... one as pretty as you... then they went to the Harem." "They dressed him in women's clothes, put on a wig, and had a fun time with him." "And when they had enough of him... then they help him take off his shirt." "What shirt?" "Is he always so slow on the uptake?" "You separate the skin around his hips... and then pull it over his head." "While he looks like an idiot watching the laundry." "Just like you." "Well, is it tasty?" "Very nice." "Then have another bowl." "There is enough there." "Do you still live down here?" "Nah, it's just a sentry post." "But there is no border any more" "I mean the inner German border." "Germany is reunited now." "So they say." "And what exactly do you do now?" "If I was to tell you this now, then I would have to kill you." "What did she say?" "Nothing." "Nothing, are you taking the piss?" "She wanted to know, what you did on the border." "and did you shoot at refugees." "You mean illegal border crossers?" "Yes." "When other means are not enough, in order to prevent betrayal of the workers and peasants state, then I had to shoot them unfortunately." "Don't make such a long face." "This was years ago." "I will have a look for these paramedics." "Thanks." "It's OK." "Is everything OK?" "Yes, yes, it's fine." "Thanks again for your help." "No problem." "I don't know, what would have happened to us, if you had not fo..." "As I have said "Everything is fine"." "What's all this whining?" "Now stop crying." "You asked for it." "Seeing stars?" "Next time I count to a hundred." "Give me the names." "I know, that you are not here on your own." "Who are the people behind your organisation?" "Fine." "One." "Two." "I am more stubborn than you." "But in the end everybody talks." "I want the names." "I want the names." "The Names." "The Names!" "Where is he?" "Where is the little rat?" "You will not tell me?" "Do you want me to cut here?" "Or maybe one or two here?" "Careful." "These custom made ones backfire." "Emergency Services." "I can't..." "Emergency Services?" "Sorry, I have dialled the wrong number." "That was just self defense." "Didn't you just threaten me?" "Now calm down." "I have never been so busy." "Just like a real Mujahideen bride." "And now the best of all." "Is it too tight?" "Come here, I'll help you." "We'll be done soon." "Yes." "You can wash this." "So, now I will grab your little Mickey Mouse." "What happened?" "But calm yourself down first." "Wait." "Wait." "Police?" "Mobile phone?" "No, unfortunately, I don't have one." "But at the entrance I saw an emergency phone." "I'll be right back." "Ticket Inspection." "Tickets please." "Your ticket, please." "Anyone speak english?" "Yes." "Then what is she saying?" "She says, you want to kill her." "Kill her?" "For god's sake." "No." "But tell her that she needs to show me her ticket." "She doesn't have a ticket." "No ticket?" "Then she must get off with me." "Can you translate that?" "Better turn around." "Take it easy." "I see it."