"Not even commercials with celebrities gave any results." "Our attempts to create a plastic "kick-sled was a total failure." "We have to come up with something new." "are:" "A downhill ski for the Swedish people!" "We stop with the kick-sledges and tools  and buy new machines then we have to get development support money." "Next thing on the agenda." "It's the usual "artificial breathing"..." "Development support to the north Swedish small industry business." "Braennstroems Mekaniska in Ormtraesk want to restructure from kick-sledge production to ski production." "Can we wait with this until after three?" "The second run is in five minutes." "Girardell is in the lead." "Stenmark is in eight position" "He is over." "It's the girls fault. (Stenmark=famous skier)" "Should we take a break for watching slalom?" "then me and HedIund and a photograph goes  and take pictures for a big commercial - that will run all over Sweden." "Where do you go to take the pictures?" "To the village Kirchberg in the Alps." "Is the Swedish mountains not good enough?" "the TV Welcome back to Kirchberg..." "That is where I'm going for new year vacation!" "You should support the Swedish skiiresorts." "The phone rings" "Ole!" "It's all booked." "We are going by buss with Snowroller." "Where where we going again?" "Kirchan...?" "Kirchberg." "Best skiing in all of Europe." "But there are beginners slopes, aren't there?" "*Doorbell rings* The doorbell rings." "I'll hear from you." "The only difference between boys and men is the price of their toys!" "Arne and everyone will come on new years eve." "Do you have to go to the hills?" "The Alps." "Why learn to slalom ski when you are over 40?" "You with your weak bone structure." "It's that Norwegian guy isn't it." "Have you meet any nice girl?" "Arne and Berit are waiting their third now." "You are sitting at home and play with trains." "A trip to the hills will do you good!" "mum." "That's what I said." "Take these." "Whats that?" "Do you hear me in the rear part?" "Turn down the volume on the tape recorder." "We are closing in to the Swiss border there we will take a short break." "Snowrollers pie - and smokepausrecord is 47 ." "Lets see if we can beat that?" "phone rings" "Snowroller..." "Nalle (Teaddybear in Swedish)." "why are you laying there?" "get up!" "We are there in thirty minutes." "Are you already by the border?" "You have to keep the bus there." "The contract with the sporthotell is not signed yet." "You are out of your mind." "15 beds are missing." "Yes, 15." "What the h*ll am I supposed to do about that?" "Cut the fan strap  or say forget the snow chains. (insane)" "A hej!" "A ha!" "A hej!" "A ha!" "they are not here yet." "they have some problems." "They forgot their snow chains." "I don't want to be nagging but we have to get new jackets." "We are being harassed all the time." "Yes... its snowing." "It will be powder snow." "Speaking German Stupid old feathers!" "German Helga!" "It will be nice weather today." "You don't need to bring up more plaster bandage." "German" "Hello!" "Time to get the new guests?" "Yes, every Saturday." "In German" "Hello, college!" "You have no humor?" "." "I rather drive garbage than Swedes." "German Impossible, it's high season." "I have only three double rooms." "With extra bed in every room that will be nine." "How about the attic?" "I'm not renting it out anymore." "The room is to small - like wardrobes." "I pay full price for all rooms" "and take care so there will be no complains?" "." "Agreed?" "Or do we need to sign anything?" "No need." "We do as we usually do." "Skaal!" "Cheers" "See you." "OK now we are at Sporthotell Katz." "See you when we have our welcome drink." "Bus honks." "Mackan." "Everything OK?" " There are some freaks with us." "Ski club Samurai's from Hoekaraengen." "They passed out the last hour." "Did you fix beds for everyone?" "Three rooms with extra bed and the attic." "Do you know anyone we can put there?" "Yes, I have one." "Wait and you'll see." "Here he comes." "Welcome." "You will live in the small house in the top floor." "That sounds cozy." "You'll get the key in the reception." "Morning, morning!" "Welcome." "I'll send the bill to the travel agency." "It can't be that the guests are supposed to push your stupid bus up the mountain." "Maybe we have to crank the lifts up to!" "calm down." "I AM calm!" "Do you guys know where you live so we can push the bus there?" "Direktoer Joensson - four persons." "Quit it, dad." "room nine." "He smells alcohol too." "ye, ye..." "Nalle!" "(remember in Swedish=)" "Hello..." "Are you here?" "I wanted to come down and surprise you." "You certainly did that.." "Have you got my letters?" "Sure, thanks." "Hey, we'll have to talk later." "Fun." "What did he say?" "I told you to tell him in advance." "You shouldn't surprise a guy like that." "It was different this summer." "Quit it!" "In German Breakfast is served between 8 - 8.30 and the gate closes at 22." "It's forbidden to drink alcohol in your rooms." "At 22 it has to be quiet..." "What is she saying?" "She is the labor camp Katz commander." "She welcomes us here..." "Questions?" "Speaking ENGLISH 0000" "0000" "0000" "OK Maggie here we go!" "Joddeling" "Come on everyone on the next koko"!" "Koko!" "Koko!" "Welcome to Kirchberg and us at Snowroller." "Kirchberg is located at 1500m above sea and has been a tourist village for 20 years." "Most parts of the town is owned by the Katz family and is therefore usually called "Katzberg"." "The Church we call the "Cathedral"." "The family's mightiest man is doctor Katz." "He is a specialist in bone fractures." "When we are a bit mean we call him "Plastercat"." "He owns most of the things in this town." "Crack pays - bone cracks, I mean..." "I hope no one gets into any catastrophe" so you have to meet him." "For you beginners they have Europes best ski school." "Then I can go train in ski school." "To avoid damages skip the first run in the morning." "And skip the last run..." "Every day!" "Giggles" "What does he mean?" "It was a joke." "The one that does funnies blunder everyday  will get Snowrollers special designed cap "polemisstake"." "Todays goes to Stig H Olsson who got his luggage spread snow thrower!" "Please Stig H. (stig means go/get and is his name) -(Stig) Get over here, Stig H." "Bravo!" "Laughter" "he wakes mothers feelings." "Discussing in German" "Alles gut!" "What did he say?" "He want to get paid." "Maybe we should move." "No, he only want to take it for himself." "In German I don't understand." "Alles gut!" "It's insane!" "Only the lift cards for the four of us will cost 3000 Swedish Kronor." "What the *eck!" "Are you using all of there clothes?" "don't smoke in here." "Can't you go out on the balcony." "These boots are too big." "But you will grow in to them soon." "Use double socks." "We can't afford to buy new boots for you every year." "When I was a kid I could inherit my brothers..." "What are you taking?" "Here is something with ham - number 1 4." "In German Two number 14, thank you." "Not a lot of ladies on this trip." "Yes, there is mostly small girls." "But the two brown haired looked nice." "Yes." "ye..." "Empty your glasses for the Swiss fleet." "Cheers!" "What is this?" "Schinken (ham)?" " No, it's some kind of bird." "kvack!" "Frosche." "Koack, koack!" "What did he say?" "We have ordered ""koack, koack""." "Frog leg." "beating sound" "A cuckoo clock is beating" "you got the luxurious suite." "Yes." "You said you had downhill skies?" "These have steel border and security binding." "It's good enough for me." "200 kronor in the Yellopaper." "I got boots in the price and this." "An extra tip in Aluminum." "That is very practical to have ja..." "Yes.." "They where a little tired." "You will have to mono ski this week." "Sorry." "It doesn't matter." "I can put this on." "Yes, or rent a pair maybe." "The weight on the valley ski - all the time." "It's the ski that is down to the valley do you get it?" "It's all there is to it." "Is it not better to go to ski school?" "The weight on the valley ski." "It's all you need to know." "Wait in until we are in the slope, daddy." "Screaming" "Now she has to smoke again!" "Remove your headphones when speaking." "Are they fitting good?" "English 0000" "Are they supposed to be this tight?" "I get claustrophobia." "You don't get agoraphobia in your ski pants, then?" "Can you really trust them with that?" "He knows what he's doing." "With these new boots the bone fractures are less complicated." "The bone cuts straight where the boot ends." "Instead of the old spiral fractures." "Speaking German Helga!" "It's wet snow." "Get... ten packages of bandage." "put it in the plastic bag and pull a string through the holes." "You should have one of these also." "Is everything OK in the attic?" "Perfect" "Good." "Hello!" "here you go." "Are you using this picture?" "Yes, it's my dog Bjarne." "They can take your card if they control it." "last trip I had a picture of the Swedish king." "put it in the plastic bag and pull a string through the holes." "A brochure." "The photos." "darling?" "Of course I have to think of all damn things my self!" "There is a photo machine near the lift." "Thanks!" "Hello." "I recognize it." "It's from this summer." "You took the picture." "It's that evening at Mario's." "Ja, ja...!" "put it in the plastic bag and pull a string through the holes." "You should have one of these also." "English" "Nice!" "We're riding Blauhorn after lunch." "I wouldn't dare." "Ye, really." "But it looks nice." "But nothing for the ones afraid of flying." "I get dizzy just by climbing a ladder." "I don't think its for people that are afraid of flying." "It's said people that are afraid of flying are really afraid of something else." "It's not flying you fear." "Your mind creates a feeling you can easy get but the real reason is something completely different like a dominating mother." "I'm sorry I'm standing here and having a lecture." "My name is Lotta." "Stig." "for only us four!" "NEVER." "I want all the four of us in one of those." "No." "Stand in a line so you are ready." "And get out fast as hell when it flashes." "We are making fools of our self." "Bullshit!" "Everyone ready?" "In!" "Out!" "In!" "Out!" "In!" "Out!" "In!" "Let's see." "What the h*ll...?" "COMMENT VOICE:" "Halfway time." "Stir-Helmer ahead 97/100 in front of the leading Girardelli." "That he should be over because of his engagement with Lotta is wrong. (aim Stenmark)" "And he shows us again that he is the best downhill skier of all times." "Hello!" " How are you doing?" " I feel a little nervous." " Then you need a "bergis" (mountaineer)." " A "mountaineer"?" "One for the hill." "A small one." " Is it not dangerous?" " Yes, but skiing is dangerous." "I'm so nervous." " Ah, don't worry." "Are you not going to rent taller skies?" "these are perfect." "Practical and easy to carry." "It's just wrong." "You can't ski on them." "What is a slope show?" "You ski through the whole ski system." "All slopes?" "Also the hardest one?" " Yes, and specially those." "coughing" "What is this?" "Denatured alcohol." "No?" "No." "It's a Alp special" " Stroh rom." "It's good for the nerves and your knees" "It was very strong." "No, not more than 80 %." "Another?" "Have you skied a lot?" "I was on a school trip to Trillervallen." "But it was totally different equipment then." "I need to refresh myself now." "Have you ever skied?" "No, I'm actually a little nervous." "You can only brake your bones." "aren't those buckles supposed to be on the outside?" "What is that?" "Brakeparashot, if it goes to fast." "Laughter" "It's vibration limiters for the skies to be more stable." "Stereo!" "What is that on your pole?" "Digital thermometer for snow temperature." "Is it the latest model?" "Yes, 86 Demo X Prototype." "They are not released yet." "And these?" "It's just. 1979years model." "Without vibra...." "Vibration limiters." "Lets go?" "Ah damn it!" "Ah hej!" "Ah hej!" "Ah hej!" "Ah hej!" "LAUGHTER:" "God, how great!" "What if you began in that age." "Do you have any children?" "and you?" "No, but it's time soon." "Are you pregnant?" "No, but in this age." "Speaking English Hello!" "0000 0000" "Speaking English This is the tip of the ski." "It's bent upwards." "This is the binding." "You also have poles." "Today we'll learn how to carry the skis." "In English Number nine, bend your knees." "bend your knees." " Impressing stuff." " Yes." "Last year in Italy one of these wires broke." "Straight down on top of a group in a ski school 97 dead." "Usch." "An other time the whole bottom broke" "No?" "The Gondolas are made in Swiss and then sold to Austria." "When they get rusty the are sold to Italy." "Lucky we are not in Italy." "The Italians paint over the worst and sell them back to Swiss." "German SPEAKER VOICE:" "Good morning, my ladies and gentlemen..." "How high are we?" "Let me see." "6 752 feet." "How much is that?" "2 058 meter." "Do you see the glacier crack over there?" "Did you hear about the guy who fell down in one of those?" "They threw down a rope..." "That's not dangerous." "When they pulled it up there was another guy." "Wrong guy." "No..." "Then they threw him back." "Over there is the Blauhorn-system." "Over here is Kirchberg horn." "clowns?" "Cool!" "Hoekaraengens slalom club." "Down here is the downhill race slope." "It's closed for the competition." "It's the hardest slope in the world cup." "Are you ready now then?" "And then we keep the group tight Okey, lets go!" "Stig!" "Best turn" " Hoekaraengen!" "In German" "Grandmother, don't forget the apple pie." "What a nagging..." "Good day!" "Joddeling" "Oh... hej..." "Oh... hej... oj...!" "so I feel." "Haven't you learned stop slide in the school?" "No tomorrow, maybe." "Laughter that guy." "Look at his clothing." "They are pretty." "Should we meet tonight?" "I need to fill in some forms and send some telex..." "How should we have it?" "I just want to know." "It seems like you are trying to avoid me." "I just got a lot to do." "I see." "Don't kill yourself with all the work." "that was that." "Did you speak to him?" "It's "finito"." "I think it is like you said she has another girl." "The you should get another guy." "Hej!" "Can I sit down here?" " Sure." "How is it working with the vibrator?" "Vibration limiters." "have you been riding a lot?" "Yes, I have been doing some competing." "Ehy you... you!" "That girl and her friend would fit as models right?" "What?" "Natural and nice." "It was a great gulaschsoup." "In German" "Is it tasting good?" "Very, what herbs are you using?" "It's garlic paprika powder and a little marjoram." "I can give you the recipe." "It's one of our specialties." "That is so friendly of you." "Thanks a lot." "No problems." "What did you talk about?" "He wanted to take mum to the disco." "he will give me the recipe of the soup." "It wasn't that great was it." "It's incredible!" "The last thing on our agenda before I left- support money for a factory in Ormtraesk." "Now I met the owner!" "He want to use us as photo models." "Models for kick-sleds?" "Skis." "They have restructured." "He asked us for dinner this evening." "Did you tell him who you are?" "I told him we are ladies hairdressers." "Then we have to dress up." "Where are we eating?" "That'll be a surprise." "Go ahead and stop and I'll show you what I mean with having your weight on the valley ski." "darling!" "Are you ready?" "!" "Yes!" "Closest to the old man wins!" "Keep away!" "How are you?" "Stupid f*cking vandals!" "But it looked good before you fell." "They just ride without taking any responsibility for others!" "Where are the stuff?" "Damn ski terrorists!" "It's people like them that make Swedes have bad reputation." "oj...!" "In German What are you doing, Franz?" "where is the thin bread?" "Now you have to open your beak and talk when the girls come here and don't sit and stare like a fish." "I can't help that I'm shy." "You have a silence decease." "You need therapy." "what do I say?" "Whatever comes to your mind." "Have you not heard Hasse Tellemar on the radio?" "Let your mouth do the thing.Weather and wind and how expensive it has become here in Swiss." "Ask where they are from and if if it's fun to be ladies hairdresser." "Come up with something!" "Wait.." "Do you feel?" "It smells fermented herring. (Swedish dish that smells like hell)" "Yes." "Is it in here?" "!" "Fermented herring..." "I'll give back for this!" "lets start with a drink." "This is Hedlund." "Hi." "Lotta." "Kerstin." "Is your first name Hedlund?" "I don't." "ok....." "It has been good weather today." "Wonderful." "Thanks!" "What is this?" "Denatured alcohol?" "No, wolf paw." "It's a mix of homemade alcohol and lingonberry drink." "Cheers and welcome!" "Cheers." "It has become more expensive here in Swiss." "It's like Sweden." "that is how it is..." "Where are you from then?" "We live in Stockholm." "Okej..." "We are from "Norrland". (northern part of Sweden with very distinct accent)" "Oh, is that so...?" "!" "girls." "Laughter" "If we can fool the people in charge in Stockholm then we will produce skis instead" "Then we will go for skis instead." "Do you want moist snuff?" "(Swedish nicotine specialty)" "No thanks, I think we need to think of the refrain." "You are not leaving already are you?" "Lets remove the table and dance a little." "We have Ingemar Nordstrom saxparty. (probably some really bad music)" "We have to go." "But you will do the photo shoot?" "It's serious." "You support the sparse populated parts of Sweden." "Of course we do." "girls!" "Thanks for tonight." "We meet Wednesday." "Laughter homemade alcohol and lingonberrydrink." "development support... that was that." " Jo." "Hedlund?" "Bad timing." "What is that?" "Stir-Helmer!" "Knocking Are you up, Stenmark?" "Come on in!" "Hi!" "Are you done already?" "Done..?" "Was it that fun to ski or was it..." "Lotta?" "of asking you for one thing." "Don't call me Stig-Helmer so that Lotta can hear it." "So what am I supposed to call you?" "Karl-Helmer?" "I have told her my name is just Stig." "Stig H. That is smart. (In Norwegian accent flott means = grease fat)" "Stig H Olsson." "May I present the great Stig H Olsson!" "I'll go and buy breakfast anyway." "But what now!" "I can't get the door up!" "English Great day." "I didn't introduce myself - Algernon Wickham-Twistleton-Fykes." "My friends call me Algy." "Stig H Olsson." "Nice to met you." "I heard about your luggage." "I'm terribly sorry." "As band-aid on the wounds I caused I would like to offer lunch after the ski school." "Thanks." "Would your friends also like to come along?" "Sure." "Lets say 12.30 then?" " 12.30." "Great!" "See you." "Do you know Nalle since before?" "We met last summer in Rimini." "I wanted to surprise him." "Nice..." "For him, then." "Very nice..." "I think" "Am I something to be afraid for?" "No." "am I not?" "No..." "You think I'm ugly." "No, not really." "Not really?" "So you think I'm cute?" "Yes." "Now you will give me a compliment." "You will say that I'm cute." "You are cute." "Higher and with feeling, come on." "Aeh..." "You are cute." "Thank you." "You really know how to handle a woman." "what are you doing here?" "I'm taking some pictures." "I'm taking pictures of skis" " Swedish skis." "As if there where not enough skis." "Can you help me?" "." "The office is nagging me about pictures for next seasons catalog." "I have got recommendations on a great run." "You have to walk uphill three hours." "Then it's powder snow." "Mackan and I can do some eights there - great picture." "When are you taking pictures of the skis?" " Tomorrow." "Alright then lets do the cover pictures today." "I don't want to walk with the camera stuff." "We'll carry your stuff." "I will be a run for the world to remember." "then on to the crest up to the top ." "It's perfect snow now." "you carry and I buy beer." "0000" "In German Hello, colleague!" "Do you go with that too?" "No...these f*ckung jackets..." "I have told the head office that we have to get new ones, but..." "I wonder where the kids are." "They only have them self to blame." "It's urine lukewarm..." " Waiter!" "darling?" "Eis...bitte." "Eis bitte!" "I'll get you ice." "we are at a restaurant some service is expected." "We are paying for the food." " Herr Ober!" "Eis bitte!" "In German Here you go." "Is it enough?" "Laughter" "This was the last time I eat here." "In English" "Look at the cars roof!" "What is that?" "In Sweden we call it a kick." "A kick?" "Cheers for skiing!" "Cheers." "I was thinking we will begin with some oysters and goose liver." "To that we bring it down with Dom Pérignon." "Wonderful!" "Where do we find that kind of restaurant?" "I know a place with four stars." "Where?" "On the top of the mountain." "I'm just kidding." "We'll bring pick nick." "How do we get there then?" "With that, was my thought." "Can't you walk up there instead?" "Yes, but it will take you seven or eight hours." "I think it's just like riding an elevator." "I'm not riding elevators." "We can hold each others hands." "Lucky we went with the bus down here so you didn't have to fly, Stig!" "We just need to get over that edge there." "right?" "We humans need some adventure." "Small boys need more adventure than small girls." "Are guys more childish than girls?" "Yes, but you should take care of your childish-self." "Stig?" "Stig" "Hel..." "Stig have a really nice model train collection." "so you are still playing with trains?" "It's not some kind of playing but a very stimulating hobby." "right?" "!" "Mackan and I make some eights here." "It can be a perfect picture!" "I'll wave when I'm finished." "Go easy, we have only got one chance." "In English Franz will guide us down." "It's the best powder in this area." "Is it difficult to ski in deep powder snow?" "No, but don't get to much weight backwards." "In English" "Are you ready, then?" "Alright!" "Okej!" "What the......!" "In English Look, two guys ahead of us Lets go in their tracks!" "Look." "Increadable..." "Where the hell did they come from?" "!" "This was fun!" "oj..." "I told you we shouldn't go here!" "But it said training slope." "For downhill racing, yes!" "You didn't say that the sign said that Don't whine." "Come on!" "I'm not going to ski one more meter." "So you are going to stay here the whole day?" "!" "Don't be so damn childish!" "Come!" "No." "darling!" "You go." "I stay here." "then I'll go now!" "Sure!" "old women. (disparaging almost bitch)" "Worst turn" " Hoekaraengen!" "F*cking Hoekaraengs-hooligans!" "Nalle." "No humor there." "Look, fog." "Why did it stop?" "The lift guy have lunch break." "the power went out." "Good evening." "Beautiful view." "You can see all of Kirchberg." "She's speaking German" "You are speaking Swedish." "Yes, a little." "I have worked in Sweden." "German" "Where?" " In Saeffle, in pizzeria Napoli." "German And I have used my German all the time..!" "I hope your husband wasn't to mad about the joke with the ice." "where is your husband?" "He already went down." "And left you here all alone?" "That was stupid." "On the mountain you should stay together especially when you can't see so far." "Can I help you down?" "Yes please." "My name is Gullan. (almost like sweetie in Swedish)" "Gullan?" "Rudi." "Thanks." "I'm cold." "How long have you been here?" "Almost an hour." "We have to lower ourself down." "What?" "Along the wire?" "No, I have rope here." "We'll hang it here." "You go first." "Then I'll go and last we'll help the girls." "Is it not better to wait?" "No, it's just 10- 12 meters." "We take this bar up first." "Throw down your poles." "It's tightened there and around your waist." "Ready?" "First you then me, then the girls." "Go!" "Take it easy!" "Ja, ja..." "Okej." "Are you man or mouse?" "Go!" "What am I supposed to do?" "Careful." "Try to get around." "Stig!" "In German Stupid Swedes." "German That went well!" "Thank god we missed the fog." "Have we really been going in this slope?" "We went in the downhill race slope." "I think you've seen it on TV." "I think I have seen it." "It's amazing that I went..." "Downhill." "That I downhill have done." "That I have done downhill." "That I have done downhill." "Thanks for good company." "No problems, you're welcome." "Hi!" "Dad broke his leg." "He's in the hospital." "What happened?" "Did he fall?" "No, a German guy pushed him." "No way." "The German tried to get in front in the line and then dad got mad." "He called the German "Liftwaffe" and (Luftwaffe German air force during WW) said that they lost two world wars." "Then the German guy pushed dad." "Could Goete say all of that in German?" "No." "I translated." "Poor Goete..." "Now he can't teach me to ski." "Birds chirp" "Here comes the fog." "We better ski down." "Now we have to stay tight." "Yes, darling." "I'm coming." "Wait!" "Are you okay?" "Good." "I wonder where we are." "Can we be on the glacier..?" "No, it's in the other direction." "Do you know what way we are going?" "No, you have a point there." "SILENCE HOSPITAL" "Car honks" "In German" "You can't park here." "Remove the car!" "Silence, hospital." "Here is a steep slope - maybe it's a glacier crack." "Lotta." "So Stig..." "Can't you pull me back before I fall down." "We can't wander around like this." "We can build a bivouac shelter." "If you are taken by surprise on the mountain you should dig a hole to stay in." "Lotta laughing" "What a cozy room!" "Yes, it's comfortable to lay here." "And it is cheap...!" "Why have you not paid our insurance?" "!" "I thought things like this was covered by our householder's comprehensive insurance." "I brought some flowers and and a German-Swedish dictionary." "Mum will get ski lessons from a guy that have been Swiss number one in downhill." "you know." "Has promised to ski with me... a little." "Now when you can't." "He is very cute." "It's a little less foggy now." "I will crawl out and see." "Watch out." "You know..." " Yes?" "It's a strange glacier crack." "Both laughing" "Good that it was not to bad." "What the h*ll...?" "Cheers, colleague!" "And there we where on the roof." "Here you go." "My ladies and gentlemen lets take the first small glass." "and let it down in the big glass." "Then we get whats called "submarine"!" "Cheers!" "You can also drink it with vodka and then it's called "Russian submarine"." "English" "Hi, Algy!" "I though I lost you forever up there." "Is there room for us?" "Sure." "Take a submarine!" "Stig H Olsson - what a looser!" "(also meaning garbage) sweetie." "But Stig...!" "What are you doing?" "!" "I need to lay a tender on Lotta so she can get away from those super nerds." "It's sad that she is such a girl." "What girl?" "Always need to talk and show here feelings." "She is pretty.. now when she got some color." "That is what makes it so sad." "IN GERMAN:" "Uta, bring more sauerkraut from the basement!" "Yes, herr Katz." "GERMAN Hi, Bernhard." "It's Rudi." "Yes, I can hear that." "How are you doing?" "this might sound a little weird but I would like to ask you for a favor." "You have a patient whose name is Joensson - a Swede." "he can go home today." "I usually don't ask for favors..." "They mixed up your X-rays with someone else they have to remake the band aid." "But you don't need to pay for this - it's all free of charge." "Rudi invited me for lunch today." "Do you think I should say yes?" "How nice!" "In the Katzenhutte?" "Yes." "We will go with a sledge from town." "How romantic!" "Should I tell your dad?" "Yes he has to tolerate that." "let it be a secret." "Lets do a "I gonna Rudi"." "SINGING:" "Tutti Frutti" " I gonna Rudi..." "Hi." "How are you?" "Good." "What a nice color you've got." "If you want I have some spare time to ski with you now." "Okey?" "But I'm unfortunately a little busy today." "The whole gang have a slalom race this afternoon." "I think it will be nice." "It would be nice if you came." "I have a really a lot to do today." "Then we put some design on and call it vibration limiters." "And call it the "Swedish ski"?" "You can't be stupid - like Hedlund." "grils." "This is Felix." "Hi, Felix." "He will take the picture." "The Photo!" "You're not skiing?" " In "Norrland" we only do "flat skiing"." "It's only people from Stockholm that go downhill." "We can take the picture over there -it's better light there." "ENGLISH:" "Astonishing." "It's a Swedish invention - "a kick"." "Try to look happier." "It's cool skies you're holding." "Unbelievable ugly skies!" "What nice anorak you have!" "I have looked for one of those old ones with markings." "Is it second hand?" "No, it's my old one." "Everyone calls you Stig H. What does H stand for?" "Harald or Hugo or...?" "Helmer - after my grandfather." "Lotta laughing Helmer...?" "That is crazy - look!" "But god!" "I would give anything to hear what they say." "I'm sure he's whispering sweet love words in her small shell shaped ears." "GERMAN:" "The heating, Ventilation and Sanition system is not capable enough." "There is always problems during high season." "My husband Goethe..." "is working in the HVS-business." "Maybe he can have a look at it." "Meatball also. (Humor from the Swedish Disney Christmas tradition)" "You are so cute!" "But I think Ferdinand is cuter." "Why don't you play with the other bulls and butting you too?" "I enjoy it better here where it's calm and pretty"  "and now I will smell the flowers." "Kiss me" " I'm Norwegian. " Okej." "I like old stuff but do you need to have such a ugly hat?" "It's my grandfathers old bandy cap." "That does not help." "And she took of his glasses  ruffled his hair and all of a sudden he transformed from a teacher to a sex bomb." "Kiss me!" "No!" "Helmer!" "right?" "(means cool)" "At last, do you take it from here?" "Have you been skiing gates before?" "Hi, Lotta." "Fun that you made it here." "You can't be "unloyal" to the group." " Right, Helmer?" "Hejsan." "Can we get two beers?" " Sure." "SPEAKER VOICE:" "Time for Snowrollerchampionship." "First run is Sara and Niklas Joensson." "go!" "Sara is in the lead." "But the most important is not to win but to be the first in goal." "Now you get your ugly cap back." "Maybe it'll give you luck." "Good luck." "Thanks, you too." "What do you think about Lotta?" "She is very lively." "and you maybe need something to wake you up." "Next couple is Lotta Modin that will compete against" "Alrernon Wickham" " Twistleton" "Ffykes." "It looks even." "Alrernon." "We need to get a bigger finish line." "We have tricked Braennstroem and Hedlund to compete, but they don't ski but they ride garbage bag." "It's tremendously exciting." "Look what style!" "But what happens?" "Hedlund breaks." "Applause for the winner Braennstroem." "Olsson?" "Next duel is between Stig H Olsson and my colleague Nalle." "I will give you a handicap." "go!" "Both of them start of good - it's even." "It's very even!" "But there it seems like Stig H got to much back weight." "shit!" "I'm not afraid." "A CRASH" "GERMAN Good day." "GERMAN Happy new year!" "joddleing" "Slapstick!" " I hope it's nothing serious." "Have you seen Hedlund?" "Stig" " Helmer!" "IN ENGLISH My ladies, here you have Stig "Biggles" Olsson!" "The first one to fly with a kite into a poster." "It's over." "She gets to play nurse." "Sprained foot and some pain in the shoulder. (in medical terms)" "I sprained my foot and hurt my foot, but it's nothing." "What would you like to drink?" "Sprained foot for you and shoulder on the rocks for me." "Now it's time for the Birds dance." "You remember this one right?" "ENGLISH AND GERMAN Hi, Algy." " A bottle champagne and four glasses, please." "Lotta." "Would you like to dance with me?" "No thanks." "I rather sit down and talk." "What do you see in that old man?" "Everything." "He is cowardly, shy, childish and unsure." "And he can't ski." "That's the kind of guys I like." "Happy new year." "Thank you." "Fun." "Bye." "ENGLISH Hi, Algy." "How are you doing?" "Cheers, old friend." "Have you seen HedIund?" "No, we haven't." "GERMAN Here is some homemade gulaschsoup and the recipe." "Happy new year." "Rudi." "You sure seem tight?" "!" "." "Goete." "Of him...?" "!" "Why do you think that?" "Stop fighting." "It's a new year." "I quit smoking." "What...?" "!" "I have decided." "Then I will go down here again to ski." "Someone want to come?" "Yes!" ", you and me can go mum." "Then it will be calm." "That was something!" "?" "!" "darling!" "." "Cheers and happy new year." "I brought a small new years gift for you." "Thanks a lot!" "Maybe it's a little big." "No... a little to grow in." "And she was talking about indolentmaleanimals." "What?" " Jo..." "No, we have not seen Hedlund." "IN ENGLISH Happy new year!" "Did you take my shoes?" " Yes." "Taxi!" "ENGLISH Now it's time to go home." "To lay down in my loneliness." "Cheers for the elephants." "Do you want to go to the disco?" "GERMAN So, you also joined the green one?" "You don't have any snuff do you?" "Man speaks Japanese" "now they came." "are you here?" "Hi." "Now you came with a little bad timing we are waiting for a visit from the industrial ministry..." "Head of section Modin." " Director Braennstroem and accountant HedIund." "I wonder where they are." "We started at the same time." "Engine Explosion" "Laughter bride marsh" "We just ran out of gas." "IN ENGLISH Here we are." "ENGLISH:" "I'm sorry I didn't give you my gift outside the church" "A shovel...?" "!" "Exactly what I wished for." "ENGLISH:" "And this is for you, Stig" "Hel mer." "Nothing special." "I was thinking you would like to play with the real deal for a change." "Throw in the anchor.. :now!" "But Goete...!" " No but!" "Throw the damn anchor in!" "How the h*ll can you throw a anchor in the water without a rope?" "!" "I was trying to say that there were no string, but you just screamed at me." "Bring up the fenders!" "Subtiteling :" "FAN SUBTITLING BY BTB_Johan"