"In the name of Preverti, daughter of the mountains... whose embrace with Rani made the whole world tremble." "Whose name is the Terrible" "Whose name is Baleful." "Whose name is Inaccessible." "Whose name is the Black Mother, mother of darkness." "We turn our hearts to Kaili Drinker of blood... black mother" "Killer of demons, gorge on this flesh, our offering." "The ring." "She is not wearing the sacrificial ring." "She cannot be sacrificed without the ring." "Where is the ring?" "What has she done with the ring?" "HELP!" " Shocking." " Monstruous." "The necessary preparations..." "The preparations for my immediate departure." "Are made." "The ring." "Over the water we must go." "Bhuta." " You ask of me, Master?" " Obedience and Love." "This is so." " The ring" " Has nobody looked on... the washbasin?" "I am making the immediate arrangements..." " necessary for..." " They're ready." " My visit to England" " In hand and already waiting" "Without the ring no sacrifice, without the sacrifice... no congregation... without a congregation no more me." "This is so." " Wave" " I don't like to." " Come on, wave." " Should I?" "They expect it, don't they..." "Lovely lads and so natural." "Adoration hasn't gone to their heads." "So natural and still the same as they was before." " Hey someone got hold of my finger." " Are you trying to... attract attention again." "She's pulling at it." "Had my finger, you know..." "Stop trying to drag things down to your own level." "I thought she was a sandwich until she went spare on my hand." "It's a cold place." " So, The ring?" " I could not get it off." "Have youbeen messing with me in my sleep?" "I mean, with a fishing rod." "I wouldn't touch you with a plastic one." "What are you... doing on the floor?" "I'm tired." "Hey, Bea-atle!" "How about this, Shufti?" "Pure gold in easy to handle denominational nuggets." " Not a mark on them" " No, I hate them..." "It makes your fingers go green." "It's not the Beatle with the ring." " Aren't I?" " No, unfortunately." "Hey Bea-atle." "You shall have fun, eh?" "No thanks, I'm rhythm guitar and mouth organ." "I didn't encourage that wink..." "It's not the one..." "My gosh, they all look thes ame." "Swami, it's raining and..." "After them." "Quickly, quickly." " All in" " All in together now, sir." " What?" " Shilling." "What was it that first attracted you to me?" "Well... you're very polite." "Hope he's in." " What are you doing?" " Posting a letter." "I am not what I seem." "My skin's soaked right through to the skin..." "There's more here than meets the eye." " Boys, are you buzzing?" " No thanks, I've got the car" "You'll have to do it again." " Is that you?" " No." "Don't look at me." "You naughty boy." " Flee" " Who are you?" "Will you explain everythingwhen the opportunity... presents itself?" "Flee!" "Flee!" "Sex is creeping in." "Young people see it in the bazaars, market places, temple." "No wonder they turn up their noses at a mystical impulse." "We're taking up fox hunting so thatthe young people can... be involved in their own sacrifices." "Can you understand the deep significance of... blood well shed?" "Of course I don't expect you to see eye to eye with me..." "What... who... where..." "Now... if you'll pardon me." "You know rings... it's yours." "My missus wouldn't wear a ring like that." "Ostentatious." " He's from the west." " No, east." "Stepney." " Does this ring mean anything to you?" " Freemason?" " You're all English!" " That's what unions are for." "We have got one in there from the mystic east..." "Hey Abdul!" "That lad from the sunnier climat east of Suez?" "Very nice he was, too." "I think he's still down there in the coal hole." "Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?" "Aren't these spices expensive?" "Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?" " Isn't this ring nasty, sir?" " Kaili!" "I must lie down." "This menu..." "There's a man down there on his head." "Could you pick thisup for me, please?" "Are you eating, too, Paul?" "Your friend is in mortal danger." "I can say no more." "It's rather a jolly place." "Soup, please." "He has three more hours to live." "I can say no more..." " I ordered soup, too." " Soup?" "That's a very fascinating ring you have got there." "The dreaded secret sacrificial ring of the dread Kaili." "If he is to be sacrificed before Kaili... why is he not painted red?" "I've never had the courage to ask him, but as he's... my best friend I will." " What's this?" " Glasses." "The victims offered to Kaili every day are happy to go." "He who wins is privileged to wear the sacred ring all day... and at the end of the happy day he is slaughtered... jolly with a knife." "And sacrificed jolly with a knife." " You have until five o'clock." " Before a new victim is chosen." "You are a lucky!" "My old mum would give her right hand to be chosen." " What's this?" " A season ticket." "I like a lot of seasoning in my soup." "There's somebody been in this soup." "I got it from this Eastern bird lady in a fan letter." "I get all sorts of rubbish." "The sacrifice?" "No." "Come off!" "So send back the ring to this lady who will then be... happy to die for Kaili." "There's a footprint in here." "Here, you have a go." "We have lots of little problems like this." "Some of them matrimonial." "This ring is not stone." " I've only got three hours to live." " Therefore, it must be a metal." " I don't know this metal" " You're not getting... anywhere, are you?" "Early days yet, sir." "Therefore it must be an alloy." "There's a certain amount of hurry up involved, my... life is in danger..." "Three ten." " The wheel." " Notthe wheel." "Even the Royal House of Hanover had the wheel, sir." " I've never seen anything like it." " Jeweler, you've failed." " I suggest you see a specialist." " What kind of specialist?" "Your tools are broken." "The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings." " Did you want them to?" " No." "I left it there... when I wasn't at school." "You can see a lot of the world from railings." "I like operations, they give you a sense of outlook." "This won't work." "It could work if the government would spend some more money." "Another failure." "We expand the molecules and the ring grows bigger and drops off." " What's your electricity bill like?" " It's sort of a long counterfoil." "It's not dropping off." "Voltage... up, up, up." " Are you sure I'm earthed?" " Oh no, hold on, thank you." "Made in America." "Way ahead of anything you've got." " Is it green, the earth in America?" " In some places it's... brown, you know." "He's an idiot." "Has a degree in woodwork." " 5... 4..." " Come on." "3-2-1 -go!" "I like to observe the procedure." "You'll thank me for it in the end." "Scientist, you're getting nowhere." "It's the plugs." "Good British plugs." "All this America ring." "Wrong voltage" " How do you feel?" " I used to use my hands." " Will he still be able to drum ok?" " Did he do a lot of it?" "I mean, I often stick the drums myself, you know?" " The voltage, up, up, up" " He's calling you, up!" " I can't watch" " It's working!" "Give... me the gun, Algernon" "Stop it!" "It's my job, and he thinks he can stop me like this." "He's out to rule the world if he can get a government grant." "This is outrageous!" "You're nothing but a mad scientist!" "Fantastic!" "With this ring I could rule the world!" "I must have the ring." "Algernon, the laser." "I'll said what will do your assistent." "Get your hands off him or I'll call the police!" " Get him off." " I must have this ring." "The laser." "Release him or I'll shoot and I am a dead eyes hot shooting." "Switch off that machine." "I'm better with animals than with plugs and transformers..." "MIT was after me, wanting to rule the world for them." "Daddy being the local master of the hounds, that's... where I got my love of animals from." "They trust me." "I should have been in vivisection." "How do we know we can trust her?" "She's had the... old fingers before." "Well, there was a mistake." "I can vouch for her... we're very close." " Lasers ready." " Get them." "It's the wrong plug." "If you just give me five minutes." "It's the brain drain." "His brain's draining." "I have here..." "Now see what you've done with your filthy eastern ways." "It is Clang, the High Priest, whose is filthy in his ways" "How do we know you're not just as filthy and sent by... him to nick the ring?" " What filthy ways are these?" " You can put that away." "Until this moment, you were safe because my sister was chosen... and no other could be sacrificed to Kaili." "Now, my sister is safe and rises up." "And a new day dawns... and a new victim is chosen..." "From this moment, it is death to him who wears the ring." "This will make your finger shrink." "Be brave." "If he were brave, this would not be necessary." "Where've you been?" "You've been up that temple again." "You're as bad as your sister coming home from... work at all hours and all colors." " There might be some insurance." " I wouldn't think of such a thing." "Where did you say that stuff is?" "This will just make his finger shrink a little." "It's a... minor medical secret." "I'm sure there's no call for all this." "I'm allergic to Penicillin and all them other wonder drugs." "Are you sure it's not main lining or habit forming?" "Not as long as you don't swallow it." "All right." "Synchronize your watches." "You, you, you and you." "Make him red and then kill him." "I promise you the effect is purely transitory." "It wears off very quickly." "Don't answer it." "It can only be Clang." " Perhaps it won't take." " This is a dreadful miscarriage." "Come on, my finger." "Where's Paul?" "Come on, Paul." "Stop messing about it." " Where are you, Paul?" " This is his best suit." "Don't look right or left." "They might take us for innocent bystanders." " Stand by." " Stand by." "They are at the door!" " Go!" " Go." "Get me the home office, it's wrecking my home." " It's me, you fool" " Oh sorry" "Kaili!" "He's red!" "Kill him!" "Withdraw!" " Which one has the ring?" " That one with the large nose." "It's yours." " Keep your hands up" " How can I get it off... with my hands held up?" "In the nameof science I demand that ring." " It's yours." " It's worth something" "Had to do all this myself you know..." "On Wall Streetthey... call me Backward Britain" "With a ring like that I could interest the military." "No, I could not." "I can't get it off." " Look, what you've done." " Hey, is that Paul?" "Algernon, my little black bag." "I shall have to operate lt'll be on the national health, won't it?" "Look!" "I'm still sticky." "You're all red!" " We thought that was you." " No, that's not me." "I'm glad it wore off quickly." "What are you doing?" "Get out!" "British stuff is useless." "If I had a Luger..." "Their scientists are properly equipped." "The remedy is in your hands..." "you, the voters" "Where's Ahme?" "I don't understand a word." "I don't speak the language." "Latin, yes." "But this Eastern babble, no." "Wait for me." "The bloods rushing to my head." "Put me down." "Thank you." "Send it dowm!" "Come on, Ringo." " I got it." " You passed." "I'm easing the fuse in now." "I know, you fool." "I'm here." "Steady." "I am steady." "Now a turn to the right and it locks." "I am turning it to the right." "It is locking." "That's what comes of teaching science by television." "You'll thank me in the end." "I am lifting it up." " I am moving my left leg." " Hurry up." " I am moving my right leg." " Give it to me." "When the ice breaks, dive straight in." "It's the right hand." "Of course it will work." "Soft fame... broom sticks." "Thank you." " Hey, it's a thing." " A fiendish thing." "Run, Ringo." "Useless... ex army rubbish." "Excuse me... white cliffsof Dover?" "Thank you." "Bhuta, here they come, the right flank." "In the name of Kaili, stop." "My blood group is very unusual." "Look!" "What for?" "Please." "I'm very busy... please!" "Perhaps if we gave away free tickets to the youth organization... annual sacrifice... all this could be avoided." "It's a very real problem." "London!" "Red?" "Red?" "They have to paint me red first, it's a different religion." " So this is the famous ring." " I'm in fear of my life you know?" " So this is the famous Beatles." " So this is the... famous Scotland Yard." " Howlong do you think you'll last?" " The Great Train Robbery... how's that going?" "You don't believe us, do you?" " Superintendent." " Ringo, please." " It's for you, the famous Ringo." " Oh, damn." "Only me and..." "Paul know we're here." "I know we are here." "Allow me..." "I'm a bit of a famous mimic You know..." "James Cagney..." "Hello there this is the famous Ringo, what is it... that I can do for you?" "Not a bit like Cagney." "Go to the window." " It's them." "There's a strong case for arming the police." "We're not all masochists." " Now see?" " Yes, I believe you." "Let's get going." "Show on the road, back in commands." "Pass me the phone, will you?" "We need protection." "We've got a record to do tomorrow." " I need protection." " And you shall have it." "Get me protection." "Hello." "Sunray to set." "Hello, Sunray." "Where are you?" "What are you doing there?" " Sunray to set, over." " Sit where, please?" "It is done." "We are directly under." "Listen..." "Ugh, shocking." "Ahme, return to the base." "I'll complete the test." "Out." "Take this hastily scribbled note hastily to acting..." "Lance Corporal." "It says standing by." "They shall not pass..." "Traverse left!" " Steady up!" " Steady on." "I regret losing an lieutenant as able as Ahme." "Take a movind from left to right." " Loaded." " Well, fire the nasty thing." "Firing now, sir." "Missed!" "You naughty boys." "Shot in traverse right." "Fire!" "There must be somewhere in England where one can find... sanctuary long enough." " How's you equlibrium?" " How's yours." "You're light again, George" "How do you know it's not you that's light?" "Cause I never am." "Am I Paul?" "Caught this with one hand!" " Ugly, aren't they?" " The hands?" " Some people's are." " Show us your hand, Ringo." " You want to chuck one in?" " Get on." "How about drumming?" "Have you thought of that?" "It won't affect me." "I don't know many..." "It appears I need one card..." " Very lighthearted." " Discarding it like an old boot." "They're talking about your finger, you know" "One card." "Do it what it takes." " Will you hold this drumstick?" " There's a good... drummer in Manchester" "Well, I don't just drum with it, do I?" " For what else it's done?" " But i'm using it!" "Quite a good-looking fellow, too." "I'll raise you" "You haven't used that finger in the past hour and we're all in danger." "Me and Paul haven't seen you make any use of that finger lately." "Out again." "We're risking our lives to preserve a useless member." "I've always admired that friend of Scott's; the wayhe went... out into the snow for his mates." " Out again." " Are you joking?" "Just hold this drumstick." "You've raised it a little bundle on the quiet, haven'tyou?" "It's just like $2000." " Well, I've got a good hand." " You must have five aces." " Do you wanna see me?" " You're joking... take it." "I will see..." "I've won it." " Cut." " No!" "Tea!" "They expect me to cut my finger off." "The famous finger, eh?" "So the police give their famous protection for a finger, eh?" "What's that?" "It's haunted, you know?" " Are you going to cut?" " No, I'm not going... to cut and that's it." "This wing of the palace is haunted." "We're never going to leave this palace alive." "The Queen will have something to say about that." " What's that?" " I beg your pardon?" "That thing coming through his stomach." "I won't look." "It's only a hose." " It's for you." " Who is it?" "It's the gardener." "I'll stick it out the window." "Must be their tea break." "Hands up!" "Hands up!" "Quick." "Oh, well, there goes my knighthood." "You with the ring, put your hand down!" "It's me, you fool." " Quick!" " Let's catch him." "This should work." "It's from Harvard." " It looks like a laser." " It's a relativity cadenza." "That should slow them down a bit." "Hurry up with the plug, I'll align the sights." "Right, good." "I think it is a laser." "A royal fuse has just blown." "Stop this machine!" " Is that an error of command?" " Bad machine!" "I bet it was the hair dryer she got for Christmas." "Then, we did a walk with the police by the river." " Look at that." " It's a band." "Come on, get them, I'm with you." "After them." "After them." "Quick." "Two lagers and lime and two lagers and lime, please." " Looks like it's me again." " Everything's relative, you know" " Well, you didn't miss your tonsils." " How do you know?" "Why don't you chop it off, Ringo?" "I've had some great time with this finger, and I'd miss it." " You're a rat underneath." " You can have a fire and... theft policy for it." "It's because you're a Beatle." "Your fingers wasn't on it." " Is there a cure for nail biting?" " Oh yes." "I'm always getting winked at these days." "It used to be to you, isn't that, Paul?" "Sorry, Ringo." "People!" "All the rungs have been neatly saw in the middle." " Your famous Ringo is safe." " No, he isn't." "What?" "Cover all the streets." "Go on!" " Don't move" " You heard what she said." "Do you know Beethoven's 9th symphony?" "It goes like this." "In this trapdoor!" "Come with me." "It's the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from the... zoo this morning." "He's harmless." "All you have to do is sing Beethoven's Ode to Joy." " Why didn't you think of that!" " He was reared on the classics." "Don't worry, just whistle famous Beethoven's... famous 9th symphony." "Excuse me." " Okay, who let it out?" " Don't you know?" "We're not going there." " We just put it round we're going there." " We're not going there" "We just put it round we're going there." "So that everybody thinks we were goingthere." " I'd like to go in there." " No, you wouldn't." " Where are we going then?" " Never you mind." " You're welcome." " Good bye, sir." "Him!" "Welcome to Nassau." " Thank you very much." "I'd like to present FC 17 BC 6, PC 47 PC 63 PC 9 PC 85..." "PC 4, PC 21,PC 85..." "You should have thought of that before we left the house." "Shore, port, starboard!" "Lay out broken, never mind." "Beatles!" "Hello." "Port at starboard, over there." " Is that there!" " Can't see what I think it's there." "Clang had the whole temple transported here... for your sacrifice." "He needn't have bothered." " Very nice, wasn't it?" " What's this?" " This is where you will... be disemboweled." "You don't go for all that, do you?" " Do you know Clang?" " I'm his mother and... he'sa good boy." "I don't want to knock anyone's religion, but..." " In here, quickly." " I can't swim." "Where's they gone?" "Let's go back and get them!" "Let's find that temple." "Aman's got to do what he's got to do." " Let's go back and get them" " They'll disembowel us." "Not if I get the boot in first." "They won't disembowel us; you see, that's all gab - disemboweling..." " Signpost?" " Signpost." " Guide book?" "Guide book." "Feet?" " Feet?" "Oh, feet." "Red Light." "Green light, go!" "The things we have to do in these heathen countries" "There must be an easier way to set a trap!" " Easterner speaks with forked tongue." " What does he say?" "Passing this way with hot foot to the temple." "Don't encorage him." "You've got the part, Paul." "Dare we ask how you know?" " The foot prints, the guide book..." " To the temple" "After them... slowly!" " That's not it." " It's on the map as being here." "That temple on the rock, that swimming pool... that we came up in... and I'm lost!" "This isn't a temple, is it?" "So, this is the famous temple." " It should be." " It's gone!" "I wanted to see if they'd disembowel me." " Was there ever a temple here?" " Never in a million years." "That's an old army place, a well-known retreat... for courting couple." "That's my guard." " Aren't we going in?" " No, let's not." "Oh, come on lads, where's that famous pluck?" "I haven't got any." "Have you, George?" " I will have" " I will, and you don't." " Is it softer they'd expect." " It never takes that so." "I wonder why." " I'm off" " Typical!" "The fiends!" "They've electrified the wire with high tension." "Help me!" "Help!" "Help me!" "There's one on the back, but it's not the right one." "Come here, boy." "Let me straight..." "This is no time for foolish tricks!" "This is a hired car." "Back up and smash him off." "This should give him a headache." " That's done it, he's gone." " I can't start the car." " Hello." " Hello, I'll hang on it." "On!" "On!" "I seem to be having a slight difficulty." "To the right!" "I think it might be the wrong key." "I didn't take long, did it?" "Thanks for the lift, sailor!" " Where did the thugs go?" " They've vanished into thin air." " He gost a plan!" " A famous plan." "Superintendent, you've got a plan, haven't you?" "Ringo!" "All right, talk!" "We know he's a prisoner, but where?" "I'm a perfect surgeon." " What?" " I'm a perfect surgeron." "Though you have to take it out it there." "Sand in the generator." "It gets everywhere." "No wonder I never get anywhere" "Fix it, Algernon." "You wouldn't want me to go in with a blunt scalpel." "I'm a decent employer, and he takes advantage of me." "It's the heat..." " it makes it stopped." " Luckly." "I've got some juice." "I can't understand it." "They kept pulling my nose." "What's that?" "Distilled from the essence of orchids" " I've got some more, this morning." " Hands up!" "What's that?" " It's distilled..." " Distilled from the essence of orchids... found only, in deep dark recesses?" "At last!" "I'll have my just reward." "Tiberius FootJuice!" "Who needs the ring now that I have this?" "This is the Nobel Prize juice Set sail for England" "The government in the palm of my hand." "What's it say?" " You got a long palm..." " No, this." " I don't know." "It's in Eastern." " Haven't you a degree in Eastern?" " We've got to translate it." "Let's see what..." "I can't swim." " What you mean?" " Treacherous Woman, tremble..." "In the name of Preverti, daughter of the mountains... whose embrace with Rani makes the whole world tremble." "You wait till my mates get you." "I don't think so... we've had two battalions flown in to... ambush your friends." "They're quite merciless." "One word of warning from you and you die instantly." "O, Mother Kaili..." " Whose name is the Terrible..." " I'm going to miss the sacrifice." "Whose name is Inaccessible." "Whose name is the Black Mother, mother of darkness." " We turn our hearts to..." " No!" "It came off!" "I'm saved!" "Get sacrificed!" "I don't subscribe your religion!" " There it is!" " I tried to warn you." " Quickly!" "After them." " I'm going to miss the sacrifice." " It came off!" "I just showed courage." " How many fingers have you got left?" " You're all red again" " I'm beginning to like it." "He who wears the ring..."