"♪" "Grr!" "Mighton and Bolts might have been generous with their use of the word "utopia"." "This is more depressing than Comedy Chimp's holiday special" " the year his wife left him." " All right, this entire operation hinges on nobody noticing we're here." "(Alarm goes off)" " So much for that." " Life forms detected!" "These guys are infected, too." "They're probably innocent civilians." " Better not destroy them." " They're not fighting back." "They must be afraid of our superiority!" "Are you sure we can't destroy them?" "Come on, this way." "Huh?" "Psst!" "Over here!" "Oh, thank goodness!" "A stranger in a dark alley!" "Whoa!" "(Screaming)" "Stay back!" "Stand down, troops!" " These two are allies." " Mighton." "Bolts." "Are we glad to see you." "No time for pleasantries." "I ain't no frat boy and this ain't no ice-cream social." "What kind of frat parties do you go to?" "You'll have to forgive Mighton." "He's been under a lot of stress since he was named leader of the robot Resistance." "I ain't gonna sugar-coat it." "We're really in the soup." "Who sugar-coats soup?" "A surface bot has taken over Morristown, projecting a viral signal for miles in every direction." "Which is why the robots on the ground are infected!" "We're safe, but once we leave these lead-lined walls..." "Our brains'll be so scrambled, you could serve 'em with hot cakes and a cup o' joe for 5.99." "You guys might not be able to leave the bunker, but we can!" "Sonic and Tails, reporting for duty!" "Belay the potty language, Privates!" "Now, according to our intel, the leader of the enemy forces is located at Morristown's Central Power Core." "I'm transferring a map to you wirelessly right now." "Give 'em heck, boys." "(Screaming)" "(Screaming)" "All right, just stay calm and remember our training." "(Screaming)" "(Screaming)" "Normally, I'm a pacifist, but today I'll be passin' fists." "You seriously call this thing FriendBot?" "He has a great personality once you get to know him." "Destroy!" "Obliterate!" "Exterminate!" "You were saying?" "If I'm reading this map correctly, the central power core should be straight ahead!" " I did say "if"." " Ugh!" "Everywhere in Morristown looks exactly like everywhere else." "And why can't we just make a left?" "We'll never find the leader's stronghold." "(Alarm)" "Intruders!" "Get them!" "And take them to our leader's stronghold." "Uh, OK, if you say so." "Yeah!" "Sir, we found these surface-dwellers" " loitering in sector 7-G." " Hey, we weren't loitering!" "If anything, we were trespassing." "Ya got a real knack for negotiation, Tails." "Sonic!" "Tails!" "How sweet of you to travel all this way." "Hypnobot?" "I don't remember programming you to be sentient." "That's because you didn't." "You created me to be your instrument of destruction for some childish competition." "In the end, I was defeated by some backflipping canine." "I spent weeks waiting for you to rescue me." "Thankfully, a local scouting vessel showed up." "They made repairs and improvements, granting me sentience, and more important, the ability to understand how much you betrayed me!" "So I used my hypnotic powers to manipulate ground forces to attack you surface dwellers." "While at the same time creating a stronghold here in Morristown, which they should have named something better, like" "Sky-tropolis." "I didn't realise." "I'm sorry." "Did you hear that, everyone?" "Tails is "sorry"." "Guess I should cancel my world-domination plans!" "Engage condescending laugh mode!" "(Condescending laugh)" "Your kind will soon be wiped out!" "You're the one who'll be wiped, Hypno-Butt." "(Condescending laugh)" "Disable condescending laugh mode!" "It's me you have a beef with." "Leave everyone else out of it." "And where do you get off turning those that rescued you into mindless zombie minions?" " Not cool, dude." " I lost all hope of being cool the day Tails built me in his image." "Aw..." "Now, my minions, attack!" "(Evil laugh)" " There's too many of them!" " There's too many of them!" "We can't do this all by ourselves!" "Terrified Villagers, I know you've all perfected the art of cowering in fear, but today I'm going to ask more of you." "Do you need us to run around with our arms flailing?" "No, my bovine amigo." "Whether you're a hero... a villain, or a recurring background character... (Cheering)" "..today we ask you to stand and fight, not for your families, not for your friends, but 'cause look at all the things these robots ruined!" "Those were our things, our knick-knacks, our tchotchkes, our doo-dads!" "Not our doo-dads!" "It's time to tell our enemies that they may break our spirits, but they can never break our stuff!" "(Cheering)" "He's getting away!" "There's no end to these guys!" "The only way to stop 'em is to take out HypnoBot." " What are you waiting for?" " He's my creation." "I..." "I can't do it!" "Ow!" "Argh!" " Aaah!" " Tails!" "(Evil laugh)" "Aaah!" "Ow!" "Huh?" "We did it!" "Woo-hoo!" "Cubot smash!" "(Laughter)" "Great job, everybody." "I'm really proud of how we all worked together." "(Cheering)" "Now all we have to do is clean up this mess and restore our town to its former glory." "Who's with me?" "(Groans)" " Oh!" " Oh, no!" "Come on!" "Huh?" "(Relieved sigh)" "(Slurps) This store-brand stuff tastes terrible." "But an evil doctor without evil minions doesn't deserve name-brand cereal." "What?" "My robots!" "They're coming back!" "I knew they wouldn't want to miss Crazy Hat Day!" "It's Crazy Hat Day, Crazy Hat Day." "Huh?" "Ow!" "You sure you know how to treat injuries to non-robots?" "No, but I have duct tape." "Duct tape fixes everything." "Ow." "Pah!" "You think that's bad?" "I did a stint in Guatamañana." "Woke up one morning to find the whole platoon decapitated!" "Of course, they were all robots, so I screwed the heads back on." " I feel terrible about this." " It's not your fault." "First I created, then abandoned a robot that nearly led to the destruction of the world." "And on top of that, because of my hesitation to stop him," " you got your leg busted up." " OK, good point." "It is your fault." "But everything turned out fine in the end." "Welcome to Team Eggman!" "(Evil laugh)" "Oh, man, "To be continued"?" "I hate that!"