"OK." "Got it. got it" "Is there an elevator around here?" "You're a good man. thank you" "No problem" "Sir. are you alright?" "Don't worry about me it's fine." "I'm OK. leave me" "OK. cut it out. quickly!" "You always say it's not OK. now it's really not OK" "No. no. no. yes. yes. yes" "You always do everything wrong" "Come on!" "Quick. quick!" "Whoa!" "Hurry up!" "I'm Ouyang Bonsai." "newly-trained assassin" "Assassins kill people." "that's how it is " "I kill bad guys." "I make a bit of money" "So. for me. being an assassin is a total dream job!" "The Killer Who Never Kills" "Tomorrow." "I'll take you to meet the others" "You should nick a name" "Master is just like me" "We're not the most talented." "but we're set on making it" "We're not brave. our hands shake when we shoot" "Not to mention knives" "The only thing Master could kill with a knife is a fish" "We rely on other skills to kill people" "For example... human nature" "I'm a regular!" "Sorry. it's the rules" "He's new" "I hear the mince has returned" "He has" "Don't know if you met him when he was young he left for the US aged 5 or 6" "Now's he back in Taiwan." "He's just like an ABC" "Hello. how are you?" " Hi uncle" " Long time no see" "Hello. hello" "Long time no see!" "I'm Jeff. remember me?" "Come in. sit down" "He sneaks Taiwanese" "His Mandarin's bad" "But if you sneak English. it'll be fine" "We all call him "Stern Buddha"" "I made a Powerpoint" "Take a look. tell me what you think" "Tinbinland" "Betel nut experts!" "Automatic production. like a computer assembly line" "The prettiest salesgirls stamped on the wrappers" "Soon every computer nerd will be chewing betel nuts" "First commercialise. then go public" "We need three investors but never fear" "With the lowest PE ratio. double your money" "Money Money get rich quick" "Look out for your brothers. everybody wins" "The bigger the better." "together we are Tinbinland!" "Look out for your brothers. everybody wins" "The bigger the better." "together we are Tinbinland!" "Cool or what?" "Yeah. yeah." "Definitely need to go international." "International" "Our new logo" "Green Energy." "Green Peace" "Green Energy." "Green Peace" "And easy on the eves" "This logo's pretty good!" "It looks like a transformer." "Awesome" "Times are changing. we need to expand" "Jinmen liquor went global." "Tinbinland can damn well go global" "Internationalize. get an IPO. hit the markets sell betel nuts all over the world." "Cool or what?" "Right on." "Uncle" "What can I do for you?" "OK. it's like this" "Tricky here's about to retire" "So. today he's brought his apprentice to come and get to know us a bit" "Say hello. stop playing with that" "He's young." "I apologise" "Big Brother Jeff" "Ah!" "How about it?" "Want a go?" "You're Ouyang?" "Ouyang;" "What?" "Ouyang..." "Bonsai" "I love not plants so I took Ouvang Bonsai as my assassin name" "Why Ouyang. you say?" "It's double syllable." "I think it's pretty cool" "How about it. did he scare you?" "Jeff's a great kid just like his dad" "If he's so great. why doesn't he do it himself?" "I'm a great cook. you think I shouldn't ever eat out?" "The thing his dad hated most was lying" "If someone lied to him. he'd come to me send me to get revenge" "We'd call it playing them at their own game"" "This is known as "Facebook"" "Face." "Fuck." "Very funny" "I'm the best in the business" "My cases are always "accidents"" "You'll see them in the paper the next day" "No hassle" "So are you in. or not?" "If not." "I'll retire later" "I'm in. of course I'm in" "Sure?" "Sure" "Remember. you have seven days" "Miss the deadline." "it'll go to someone else" "I know" "And then there'll be two "accidents"" "What does that mean?" "The other will be you" "Pin" "Facefuck" "Drink!" "Drink!" "Drink!" "Down it!" "Down it!" "The target's name was like something from a soap opera - he was called Zhang Mingxian" "Gross!" "Mingxian only had one hand. was 22 years old. an honest kind of guy" "His worst crime was probably skipping out on a parking ticket" "Seemed like a no-trouble kind of lardass" "Welcome back. this way please" "Sha-Sha." "Mingxian's here" "Sir Mingxian. you're here!" "Hi" "Here. sweet soup" "What's going on. you going to war?" "Don't worry about it" "I know what I'm doing" "You're dealing with an average joe not Jackie Chan didn't I tell you?" "The simpler the plan." "the fewer the problems" "The best thing is to make the target your friend. lover. brother - you know the most tragic way to die?" "At the hands of your brother" "Understand?" "I get it" "Total rookie. what do you know?" "Master said to get close to the target" "Breathe the same air." "wear the same clothes eat the same food. shit the same shit" "Your farts should stink like his farts" "Master liked to say." "evervthing has its price" "But for me. becoming a total geek was no sweat" "Three days later" "I was MinQxian's best friend" "That's yours?" "You like this book. too?" "Yeah" "Last time my friends came. let's see..." "Check it out. a photo of me dressed up!" "When I go to Tokyo. you should come." "It's super fun" "Sure. let's do it" "Excuse me can I get you more drinks?" "What he's having" "Of course. sir" "Thank you" "Mine's called. "Cry. then sleep for three days. " Sure you want one?" "Of course!" "Once we were friends." "things seemed simple" "I'd get him drunk then make it look like a drink driving accident" "A little fire. see him off. mission accomplished" "Hey!" "Why you hitting me?" "Why am I tied up?" "What are you doing?" "Help!" "Thief!" "Help!" "What do you mean. thief?" "Then what the hell are you doing?" "Someone paid me to kill you" "Kill me!" "Who wants to kill me?" "Tell me. who wants to kill me?" "Come on. who is it?" "Who?" "I can't say" "Who?" "I know who it is" "But I was just riding my bike it was just a little accident. that's all" "Tell me the truth why did he cut off your hand?" "That day." "I bought a bike on credit" "I didn't tell my girlfriend." "and she not mad and left" "I was upset. and I crashed into a car by the side of the road" "How could I know there'd be a gangster boss inside!" "It was just a little accident. that's all" "I swear. really just a tiny bump!" "What the hell?" "Which hand do you use to jerk off?" "Quick!" "Your right hand. yes?" "Cut off his right hand!" "No." "I'm left-handed!" "I'm left-handed." "I'm left-handed!" "Back off. this hand's mine" "He cut off your hand. why does he want to kill you?" "You really use your left hand?" "What?" "No way." "I'm really..." "You lied to him." "No wonder he's after you" "I wasn't really lying." "I use both hands" "Remember?" "Everything has its price" "Whether this guy was my friend or not he was really out of luck" "He crashed into the wrong guy at the wrong time and lost a perfectly good left hand" "But the price didn't stop there because he lied" "Now." "Stern Buddha wanted his life" "Let me go." "I beg you!" "Let me go!" "Save me!" "Someone wants to kill me!" "Help!" "I know you're innocent but you're unlucky" "In your next life. you should ride the subway" "What are you doing?" "Let me go. let me go!" "Let me out. let me go!" "I don't want to die!" "Save me. let me go!" "Save me. please!" "Save me." "Mommy..." "I was just riding my bike it was just a little accident" "Unlucky. really super unlucky" "Are some people just born unlucky?" "Human life is cheap. the gods don't care" "Miss the deadline." "it'll go to someone else and then there'll be two cases" "The other will be you" "Pin" "Save me..." "Mingxian was tough." "He flipped his car and survived" "Killing him again seemed wrong" "I had no choice." "I had to help him think of a way out" "Some people like jigsaws. some people like making patchworks " "Uncle Guan used to work in No. 1 Funeral Parlor piecing together corpses" "It was said that. no matter how wrecked the body he could out it together again in under three hours" "Ouch!" "Hey." "Uncle Guan!" "Your anesthetic sucks!" "Sorry. it's a knock-off brand" "Calm down. calm down" "Yes. he was Master's brother" "Every month. there were around 17 unidentified corpses from all over Taiwan" "Mostly old people." "two men to every woman" "Supply was good" "Then he not in with some criminals hid his identity. and became a gangster doctor" "As far as I was concerned." "his business was fine" "I asked him to make me a fake corpse" "I know - clever. right?" "Sorry." "Mister roadworks ahead. no entry!" "Mister..." "You idiot. it's me" "So this is me. but..." "I'm not that tall!" "Shut it. stop fussing" "Does he have one hand or two hands?" " That's absolutely..." " Shut up and follow us" "His skin is whiter than mine!" "Everything comes with a price" "Remember!" "At least you're alive" "This was my first wrong move" "I'd messed up" "I wasn't even man enough to kill Mingxian" "Master had taught me to get close. then acquainted with but I'd failed at the critical juncture." "I was chicken shit" "This time." "I forgive you." "Next time. we'll see" "You sleep too deeply" "If I'd come to kill you. you'd be dead" "The three rules of an assassin." "Go!" "1." "Do not fall in love with the target. or accomplices 2." "No matter what the situation do not reveal the identity of accomplices" "Unless they are trying to kill me" "I must not endanger my accomplices 3." "Be on guard. even when not working - eating. sleeping. eating cake always be on guard" "Have a drink" "If I'd poisoned that. you'd be dead!" "You've been poisoning me for years and I'm still alive" "How are things. sorted?" "OK!" "How you feeling?" "Strange" "Confused" "A bit sick" "The first time's always that way" "Hey." "Xiao Liu. it's done" "Next time." "Deal with my apprentice directly" "Drink driving!" "Just as good as your Master" "Here's the next case" "Just a fake corpse wasn't enough." "I had to get Mingxian a fake ID" "I went to my junior sister apprentice for help" "Here you go. your documents are all in order..." "She said she couldn't. because she was on holiday in Bali" "Bullshit!" "Who was she kidding?" "I was Tricky's apprentice. after all" "Sir. please fill out... your license plate number" "Sis. this is really important" "Who are you calling sis?" "That old Geezer gave up on me ions ago" "I need you" "Help me out it's just a fake ID" "I want to help but our system's really hard to hack into from the outside." "OK?" "But don't you work on the inside?" "Hack into the system when you clock off work" "Please!" "That's illegal!" "What. and using a fake IP to launch a Trojan Horse probe is legal?" "It won't work once I've clocked off" "Why won't it?" "Outside of work I'm not just anybody." "I'm myself..." "And hackers have a kind of code" "This is the first I've heard of such a thing" "You want stuff for Zhang Mingxian the whole ID set. from birth on - driving license. insurance card. the whole lot" "Come on. this is excessively difficult!" "Excessively difficult!" - look how your language is improving!" "You're too kind" "What did you say?" "It's Taiwanese. didn't you understand?" "Too bad" "So it's excessively difficult but don't you like that - the feeling other people can't do it. but you can?" "I followed a girl and took photos" "She was Wu Xiaoli." "She liked playing with dons" "She slept during the day and worked in a nightclub at night" "Hi Amy" "Xiao Li. how's it going?" "Thank you" "Time for work. keen going!" "I don't know who she pissed off but nightclub girls all have it pretty rough" "Drink. drink. drink" "Down it." "Xiao Li. down it!" "Sir. cut it out" "Mind your own business" "This is out of line. quit it" "What are you saving?" "You're bushing" "What's it to you?" "This is between me and her" "Are you stupid?" "What was that?" " Don't make a scene" "Fuck you!" "What kind of waiter is this?" "Chill out. calm down" "Come on. calm down" "See who she is" "Are you OK?" "You're alright?" "I'm OK" "Let's clean you up" "Don't you chew when you eat?" "Sorry" "Don't worry" "Hey" "Hi" "Thanks" "You're new?" "I haven't seen you before" "Yeah. just started." "New blood it's crazy in there. there's no time for introductions." "I'm Xiao Li" "I'm Ouyang" " Hi" " Hi" "Does it hurt?" "It's OK..." "You don't have to try to be brave" "Hungry?" "I just threw up. remember?" "But eating cake at midnight's kind of weird" "Says who?" "You're the weird one" "Want some?" "Give it back!" "Why. keeping secrets?" "No secrets" "Then let me look" "No way" "That was a weird reaction" "I tricked you." "I'm no good at small talk" "You do Rubik's Cube. too?" "Isn't it for kids?" "Why?" "Time starts now!" "1.2.3" "Not so loud 4. 5.6" "Too fast!" "...9. 10 11.12.13.14.15.16" "Done" "That last customer was an idiot" "Are you in Pain?" "No" "Want to get some medicine?" "No" "Oh" "There are a lot of guys like that in the club" "Really?" "Want to practice self-defense?" "Why is that funny?" "It's not." "Self defense" "I'm serious." "I'm protecting you" "I know." "Self defense." "I will practice - when I have time" "Xiao Li was popular and cute but she'd run into a bad guy" "How could I kill such an unlucky person?" "What's up?" "Nothing" "Bad mood?" "Worried?" "Hungry?" "You can't be" "We've only known each other a day" "You want to make a love announcement what is it?" "I forgot to mention" "Xiao Li was kind of dumb." "so I had to be direct" "You don't want to say?" "I'm an assassin" "That's cute!" "And I'm an... empress!" "According to my orders." "I should kill you within a week" "Really?" "So fast!" "Who's paving you to kill me?" "Why does everybody ask that?" "So should I start running?" "Once an assassin has an order. there's no going back" "If I let you go." "They'll hire another assassin to kill you" "The next assassin will be stronger than me." "And he'll kill me. too" "So..." "So we have an important matter to discuss" "How I want to be killed?" "I can make it a quick death" "You like role play. hey?" "You're such a geek!" "You're so weird. you like not plants " "I'm more like an assassin than you..." "A fake ID and a fake corpse " "I need another set" "Are any of your guy fans obsessed with money and scared of dying?" "How many do you want?" "I can choose?" "One's fine." "Insurance salesman would be best" "You have requests for the appearance?" "Not too ugly" "This doctor's amazing" "He even fixed that guy who not shot in the mouth" "He's great. don't stress." "Just wait" "I've been waiting so ions!" "Careful work takes time" "Stop fussing it's such a long wait!" "Doctor. how is it now?" "Ceng Quede was a senior insurance official" "Sometimes. he was a little too enthusiastic about his job" "He was OK at his work. though his personality was kind of mean" "He cared about money and pretty girls but didn't care about anyone else" "We exploited his weakness. and scared him - defrauding the insurance comnanv wouldn't be a problem" "I'm a criminal investigator" "No way" "This is too much" "You can check." "I've done nothing wrong!" "Wait... help me get this off" "Sir..." "Sir... why have you locked me up like this?" "That hurt!" "What are you doing?" "Quick. get them off!" "OK" "You out on quite a show!" "Nana. it's you!" "This is my friend." "He needs your help" "A friend of Nana's is a friend of mine" "Anything for a friend. you know?" "What can I do for you?" "There's some insurance matters I need your advice on" "Ask away!" "He wants to buy insurance" "You're the policy holder?" "Last name?" "Age?" "Budget?" "Family history of serious illness?" "Ever had a traffic accident or major surgery?" "Stop!" "it's not me" "Not you?" "Oh!" "For your family" "Boy or girl?" "How old?" "Budget?" "Family history of serious illness?" "Ever had a traffic accident or major surgery?" "None of this!" "it's a dead man" "Who is that guy?" "A good friend" "I've never heard of him before!" "You need to hear about all my friends?" "Are we that close?" "That's not what I meant" "Don't worry." "I was joking!" "We're close." "Now help me out here" "No. this is fraud" "I can't do this kind of thing." "I really can't" "I found this in the emergency room. is it yours?" "Yes." "I just dropped it!" "I was looking everywhere. thanks" "I didn't have the heart to kill people. so I saved them instead" "As an assassin in Taiwan. the pay is low and there's no health insurance" "Setting up fake accidents" "I could save lives and make a bit of money" "Nana. you're in charge of..." "Nana was in charge of hacking the database and faking IDs" "Uncle Guan prepared the corpse and the death certificate" "Quede would set the target up with life insurance." "Then we'd split the pay out" "This is our first run" "Good luck to us all!" "Yes!" "YA!" "Finally. the plan was ready for action" "Ouvang Bonsai!" "You said you'd save me. what are you doing?" "There's still time. hurry!" "This is your new ID and bank account" "Were the fireworks for me?" "I loved them. they were beautiful" "Gu Xiaoai" "I've already opened a bank account for Gu Xiaoai" "It contains two million dollars it's not my money" "it's Wu Xiaoli's life insurance it's clean money" "you should use it" "You're leaving your whole life starting all over again..." "So I'm worth two million dollars?" "How did you get this?" "I was railing you. and you dropped it" "I picked it up for you" "Remember." "you have to keep your head down" "You saved my life." "How can I repay you?" "No need" "You helped me." "I helped you." "That's fair" "So. will we meet again?" "That would be a bad idea" "I'm an assassin" "Even to your family you have to pretend you're dead" "Do you think..." "I'll have a tomb?" "Of course" "How about" "I give you the money to go kill the guy who wanted to kill me" "I know you can't" "You could at least tell me who he is" "Fine" "Take this." "I hone it makes you think of me" "Wait!" "Open it when you're home" "I have something for you. too" "What?" "You don't want it. so you're giving it to me" "Teach me" "Just mix it up however" "What do you mean however?" "How can I learn. you're too fast!" "Weird" "Is it on?" "A little bit left" "No. no. no" "Right..." "Right..." "I got it wrong" "OK." "OK. down a bit" "Xiao Li did you know you still owe me a month's rent" "Didn't we agree. next month we were going to Tokyo together!" "I have no idea what your father gets up to he's out doing whatever all the time!" "It doesn't matter" "I found two designer bags in your closet so I helped you sell them on the internet" "Why such a young picture?" "All men are bastards!" "There's not a single good man in this world!" "You're all bastards!" "Smile!" "Your dad never cared about you just let you go out by yourself." "Make your own money" "Sorry... wrong place" "Apologies..." "A lot of customers have died recently" "Did you investigate?" "Please. boss. of course I did!" "But." "I tell you last week my mom told me to pay a visit to goddess Guanyin" "I've heard she's very accurate what did she say?" "She said..." "I shouldn't blame other people." "I'm unlucky" "But she suggested it would be better if the company changes its name" "There's a clash between my name and the company name" "We're an overseas company." "how can we change our name?" "You want to go say to the foreigners" "Guanyin said we should change our name?" "I don't even know how to say "Guanyin" in English" "I think it's..." "Mu..." "Music Mother?" "Fuck!" "Fire!" "I really don't want to kill you. understand?" "Stop chasing me. please!" "I told you not to run!" "Save me!" "You animal!" "You freak!" "Listen to me..." "Help!" "Listen to me..." "You've not it wrong..." "I told you not to run!" "Stop chasing me!" "It's because I'm young and pretty. isn't it?" "You've not it wrong. listen to me!" "No!" "I have a wife and child!" "Don't kill me!" "Please don't!" "OK." "OK" "I didn't mean it." "I beg you!" "You're wrong" "Calm down!" "How many times today?" "Cheques" "He's so heavy!" "Hey. cut it out!" "There's a bomb" "Let me out!" "It's not funny" "If you keen bringing in these cases." "how are we meant to make a profit?" "I'm telling you. go talk to Guanyin we're not changing names!" "It'd be better if I changed my name!" "Every job has its rules" "Even though I hadn't killed anyone." "I felt guilty" "I never dared tell Master and told lies to cover up my other lies" "What's up with you today?" "Just cut it" "I feel like." "I've done a few cases and I'm tired" "Barely started. and you're tired?" "It's because you're not doing it with enough spark!" "You have to get used to it" "Where's this coming from?" "I've realised I can't get to know too much about their stories" "Without stories." "where's the performance?" "The stories change. characters evolve!" "But I know all the stories are tragedies and so I feel responsible" "Turn your tragedies into comedies!" "The trick is to do it faster" "Our biggest enemies are time and emotion" "You've heard that?" "Familiarity breeds fondness" "OK" "Finish quickly" "Then back your bans. we're moving" "We've been here too ions" "I've been thinking of moving out" "Been waiting a long time for those words" "You're OK?" "I'm OK" "I meant my hair!" "It's OK" "I'm not like other assassins." "I'm not always on the run" "Living in a roof ton add-on apartment tending my pot plants." "I'm perfectly happy" "In the last three years. aside from a few who didn't listen" "I've saved more than twenty people" "They've made me feel like my job has meaning" "Xiao Liu" "Ouvang" "Don't say anything." "I've seen the news" "Want to come see my prize pigeon?" "Jeff still wants to expand. internationalize" "He's tied up all our money in the stock market" "Then there's this finance guy he has control over all the accounts" "What are we supposed to live off?" "Soon. we'll be starving" "Taco" "Leave Jeff to me" "He's just back in Taiwan." "he doesn't get the situation" "There's no point stressing about it." "I tell you" "Once he knows the situation he'll know that we're the main guys" "Don't worry!" "Now go" "Boss." "I'm relying on you" "We all are" "Ouyang. come on" "Xiao Liu" "Xiao Zhang is an imbecile" "Why?" "Jeff's opened you an overseas bank account" "Now you won't need to use cash for evervthing" "I tell you" "Here. way more convenient for money laundering!" "Doctor Foreskin" "Mister" "This circumcision doctor was really something" "His wife couldn't handle his passion and divorced him but this did nothing to dim his enthusiasm" "Not only was circumcision his area of expertise it was also his greatest pleasure" "Don't be nervous. just relax" "There are no extra charges" "To get close to him me and my foreskin had to... say goodbye" "I'm not going to lie." "I..." "I love my foreskin" "You mean. your foreskin or... everyone's foreskins?" "Everyone's foreskins!" "Wow!" "2315 of them!" "it's taken ten years" "You might ask. how do you reason with a guy like this?" "He lives in his own special foreskin world" "I tell you. every foreskin is unique" "A foreskin's color its shape. its length especially its wrinkles - they make it like a fingerprint" "Each foreskin is different" "Doctor..." "You asked if people come back to thank me?" "Look. thank you letters!" "Let's play a little game" "You want all these?" "Trust me. there are still 100 million foreskins in the world just waiting for you to cut them off" "Can you leave me just one row?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Doctor" "1.2.3" "Your suicide note?" "I forgot it!" "Doctor" "Doctor Foreskin" "Come back!" "Fuck!" "Master said. every job has its mysteries" "In our job. when you hit on one you have to start thinking of a way out" "Go get the car" "The car" "Nana. out the paperwork on Doctor Foreskin's body" "We've blown it!" "I think it was an accident it's too much of a coincidence!" "Think about it. he didn't even try to brake he didn't even stop to see who he hit" "This was not an accident!" "We need to be more careful" "I'll go check it out it'll be safer if we stick to meeting online" "It doesn't look any different" "Yeah" "What?" "Pervert!" "Xiao Liu" "I know." "I saw the news this morning" "I know everything" "They're going to do a internet manhunt for the hit-and-run driver" "You're onto it?" "It's fine" "Xiao Liu. are you OK?" "I'm fine it's Taco but it's fine" "But I'm warning you you want to be careful with these things especially in Taiwan these days" "There are security cameras everywhere" "Look. just out there at the intersection there's at least three of them" "Anyway. here's a new case for you" "Here" "This girl is dumb" "She won't mess up with anyone but she messed up with one of Jeff's buddies it's like she has a death wish" "See what you can do" "Xiao Liu is this it?" "Sure. what else do you need?" "You're an expert now." "You don't need all that other stuff" "Here. drink!" "Your plants are in pretty good shape" "But that fertilizer brand's not great" "You should try this new one I bought it's better" "Did you hunt me down to tell me that?" "The guy who paid to kill you before" "just sent me to come kill you again" "You Diss a lot of people off" "Do you have some kind of death wish?" "What?" "Aren't you happy?" "Your life isn't mine." "how can I be happy?" "Of course I'm unhappy" "I spend my whole life sneaking around all because of some guy" "Wouldn't you be unhappy?" "You could have asked me to help" "How would I find you?" "Carrier pigeon?" "Message in a bottle?" "The special friend hotline for assassins?" "I was just testing" "Just testing" "You're so naive blindly trusting other people" "I trusted you" "How else could I find you?" "An agency?" "You should thank your lucky stars that this case was given to me." "Otherwise. you'd be dead right now." "Understand?" "So do you want to kill me again?" "You wouldn't kill me" "Didn't you say you were the killer who never kills?" "Right?" "You're so naive" "People change" "That was three years ago" "So you've changed?" "Of course I've changed" "How?" "If someone is so reckless that they're asking to die" "I won't stop them" "Fine. get on with it then!" "Kill me!" "Sure. that's right." "I should thank you you saved my life but did you ever wonder why I Diss off gangsters?" "Yes!" "You could Diss off anyone. why them?" "Fuck off!" "I didn't have a single friend in three years. did you know that?" "Do you get that?" "Let me go!" "Calm down" "I don't want to calm down. don't mess with me" "Who am I?" "Don't be like this." "OK?" "What do you have here?" "A nun" "Why a nun?" "I thought you didn't kill people?" "You're so mean" "Put it down" "How can I protect myself without a gun?" "Can you untie it?" "What kind of underwear is this?" "What about yours?" "Your position's weird!" "Don't mess it up!" "What are you doing?" "Ouyang Bonsai" "Put it away!" "You're my man now" "Tan it like this" "Want to learn gardening?" "You need to let them catch the sun" "Is it damaged?" "Say it again" "You're my man" "No. not that" "I'm an assassin's woman" "Where is the key?" "You're not an assassin." "OK?" "What?" "No way" "Fix it up for me" "Everything has its price" "Maybe." "I deserved this" "Master" "You OK?" "I have a cigar. how could I not be?" "Don't worry about me" "OK. what do you think?" "Room for improvement - you still get it wrong there's hair all over my face" "There isn't!" "Do you feel like I'm your father?" "What do you mean?" "Are you afraid that. when I'm gone there'll be no one to take care of you" "so you've brought your ladyfriend to meet me?" "Master. you're not that sick it's my body." "I know" "Stop smoking it's fine" "I cough because I tricked the Grim Reaper!" "I never really told you why I have to retire" "There was a woman..." "In fact." "Master had already told this story 189 times." "Once. his target was a girl with long hair. full breasts tiny waist. a firm butt. ions lens" "She could sing and dance." "was graceful and elegant and a nightclub madam earning mega bucks." "Master spent five days netting to know her and then took her to bed" "They lived together for a month." "and their life was very happy" "What's wrong with you today?" "That milk is poisoned" "It is?" "Did you poison it?" "You want to hurt me?" "I'll drink it all!" "I can't tell you how long it'll take to kick in" "You should start saving your goodbies because I don't have an antidote" "You're not asking why?" "Where are you going?" "I'll save you the effort of shifting my dead body" "Before you go. will you paint my nails one last time?" "Forgive me. but I want to take my last walk alone" "Did you love me?" "Goodbye. my darling" "To this day." "Master still doesn't know how that woman guessed he was an assassin" "To save him killing another person she took Dotson and killed herself" "Master's lingering regret is that he didn't paint her nails that one last time" "So it's easy to fool people but you can't fool the gods" "Xiao Oi. come here!" "Push me off" "Quickly!" "Master. that's not funny it's not funny!" "Take me inside. did you really think..." "I'm not ready to die!" "You two. your faces..." "So shocked!" "Hurry" "Let's go" "OK" "Push me off!" "Scared me to death" "Quickly" "What does 0221 mean?" "What?" "The numbers the back of the necklace" "What?" "Guess!" "You can definitely guess." "I don't know - it's easy!" "I can't guess" "Tell me!" " Guess!" "Tell me" "No" "Say it!" "Sneak!" "The day we met" "Which day?" "The day I not in a fight for you. and you threw up all over me" "You're being silly!" "Xiao Oi said." "I'd saved so many people." "sooner or later something would go wrong" "It would be best if we both faked our deaths. and not new IDs" "It would solve all our problems" "We would leave Master a secret sign." "Then come back for him later" "In our new lives let's go to the world's most northern town!" "You want Master to die of cold?" "Why not?" "OK." "I get it" "Go now" "Yes. right away" "Go now" "Is Xiao Liu sick?" "The situation has changed" "Here is your latest mission" "I never thought Ouvang would be sent to kill me" "Xiao Liu. it's Ouyang" "I can help you." "I won't kill you" "Xiao Liu works for Stern Buddha" "Helping him start over is really risky" "But if you're sure. we're in" "Ceng Quede" "The risk is way too bin" "I think." "We should raise the stakes then we can all take our share and out an end to... we can all just retire." "OK?" "You're right we should think bin" "Uncle Guan" "I need three corpses" "Done." "Get ready to no" "Uncle Guan thank you" "What will you do in your new life?" "I want to leave this place" "Don't come back" "You need to settle things with Master" "I know." "I will" "Take care with that" "Stern Buddha isn't easy to deal with" ""OK, I'll neck up." ""But you can back your own underwear!"" ""Come home soon!"" "You've been working all night: go get some rest" "Boss." "Xiao Liu's here" "Jeff this is the report from the last quarter" "Growth remains constant" "There just need to be a few HR adjustments" "Jeff" "Uncle. you're alive!" "What the hell is Quiyang playing at?" "You send Ouvang to kill me." "and still you call me "Uncle"" "That's a term of respect" "I'll call you Uncle even when you're dead" "So You never suspected that Ouiyang wasn't killing people?" "He uses fake IDs and fake corpses then he lets them go!" "He thinks we're idiots. you know that?" "He thinks I'm stupid." "So killers cheat now. too" "But Uncle. what are you doing. turning Ouyang in?" "To start with." "I didn't care that much but we're family and I don't like to sneak around" "If there's something... it's fine. make some tea tell it to me straight" "Straight?" "My accountants here." "he'll tell it like it is" "Go on then. tell me" "Brother Liu over the last three years. 7.7 million dollars have gone from the company account" "Where did all that money go?" "This is after Jeff added a discount of 15% and rounded off a few numbers" "Everyone knows we deal with betel nuts - we're playing the future market we earn money and so we spend money. that's how it works just because now we've lost money. you come blaming me!" "I didn't tell you any of this" "I handled it myself. you know?" "In business. you lose money. you make money - just like investing in stocks and shares." "Everybody knows this" "I know" "But Tinbinland has made bin profits" "Right?" "You know this. all the outside investors are watching the market screens all day everyone calling himself an investment guru" "Now it's gone down the Dan. and you come to find me" "You hear all this?" "And now you're blaming me" "7.7 million. and who pays?" "Me!" "I'm not saving you should pay but right now I don't have that money" "If I did." "I'd hand it over" "Uncle. the only thing you've not is your dick!" "What the hell can you pay!" "Fine." "I'll cut you some slack" "I know this isn't your fault" "Tell me where Taco is. then leave Taiwan" "Impossible" "I can't sell out on my brothers" "Brothers!" "Fuck!" "Shit!" "I left the country when I was a kid." "I've seen all kinds of "brothers"" "The Japanese Yakuza - Fucking Cold-Blooded Money" "Money" "The Mafia" " Money" "Korean Gangsters" " Money" "The Vietnamese don't even fear death" " Money" "The Taiwanese talk about loyalty. but actually" "No Money." "No Nothing" "No Money." "No Fucking" " Money" "Jeff" "All day ions your head's full of Money Money Money" "Here. look at this" "I did this for your dad" "I didn't do it for money" "I know." "I heard about this" "My dad told me. when I was a kid" "You're a good man." "Uncle" "You stood in front of my dad. and saved his life" "I'll reconsider" "Brother Jeff" "The account is missing a lot of money. check it yourself" "I've already been through it many times" "There's a huge amount of debt" "The fake account has greatly affected the future of the company" "The deficit is too great." "We cannot repay it" "Go find my dad." "Uncle" "I thought you trio that's why you covered my dad. fuck!" "Go get Ouvang and Tricky" "Uncle" "You finally came to see me" "There's a lot going on at work." "I've been busy" "I hear business is getting bigger and bigger" "Yes. bigger and bigger" "But some people don't listen" "I have to take care of them" "To know business. you have to know people" "Your dad was better than you at that" "No wonder you were such good friends with my dad" "Go find him" "He won't recognise me after this" "Tell him I say hello" "Come and see this" "What?" "It's taken months. but I've finally launched a Trojan Horse" "And I discovered" "Stern Buddha uses every betel nut stand as a front for selling drugs. gambling land development and embezzlement..." "He must be raking it in" "I'll show you something else fun" "What?" "Quede asked me to marry him" "You're kidding?" "If he marries you." "he'll have no secrets - bank account." "MSN chat. emails..." "I can see them all anytime" "If he phones me" "I can hack the service provider and see exactly where he is" "No way. you can really do that?" "What were you saving?" "What new names do you two want?" "Right" "I'll call and ask" "Hello..." "Xiao Li" " Hey" "Hey." "Xiao Li" "See you at the airport" "Xiao Li..." "Xiao Li..." "Ouvang!" "What is it?" "Ouvang!" "Are you OK?" "I should never have left you alone" "You shouldn't have been here" "I told them you would meet me at the airport" "Aren't I clever?" "You're the best" "You're the best liar" "Uncle Guan. come quickly!" "Xiao Li's hurt" "Come at once!" "Just come!" "We made all the arrangements for your new life" "I not ready. too" "Thank you" "I've never felt this happy before" "Don't cry Don't take revenge" "Sing for me." "OK?" "OK" "I love you you,ll be in my mind" "forever... and ever..." "I'll never..." "let you go..." "I never killed anyone. not a single one" "I never thought I was a particularly good person but running around rescuing all those unlucky souls came with a price." "I lost the woman I loved" "Where was the justice in that?" "Go do what you have to do" "Take care" "I never regretted saving so many people but now I wanted to kill people - kill the people who killed Xiao Li" "Stern Buddha most of all" "May the gods protect me and keen Master safe" "Uncle Guan!" "Master's dead!" "Ouyang..." "Ouyang. hurry!" "Uncle Guan!" "Xiao Li said. when you love someone sometimes you have to do things for them you don't like" "I don't like killing people but now." "I had to do something I didn't like" "Ouvang. show yourself!" "What the fuck!" "Come out!" "Otherwise I'll blow their brains out!" "Ouvang" "I'm telling you to show yourself" "Now" "Useless" "Motherfucker" "Ouvang!" "Fuck!" "Still alive" "Think you can fuck with me?" "Fuck!" "You think that's funny?" "Fuck!" "What the fuck?" "Ah Ho!" "Give me the nun" "This is for Xiao Li" "This is for Nana" "This is for Quede" "Uncle Guan and Master" "Now look carefully. this is for Xiao Li" "You already counted her!" "Master!" "Brother!" "Fuck. foiled again" "Me?"