"In life, it is indeed true when a proverb says..." ""Birds of the same feather ﬂock together"." "Tell me who your friends are?" "And I will tell you who you are." "Can you do that?" "I think I can't." "It's too complicated for me." "I'm competitive..." "I don't want to lose." "Can you do it?" "Let's try." "That's hard." "What are we going to play?" "Because friendship... is like a magnet." "Whoever's like your kind... they will stick on you." "Why are you passing through this way?" "This is upward." "We're going down." "Those who are beautiful... are for those equally beautiful." "Those who are ugly are for those equally ugly." "Those who are genius are for the genius." "Slow learners match those who are slow." " Looks like they're gay." " Looks like." "Because they'll understand each other:" "Paps)'..." "Why are they laughing?" "Do you understand?" "Nope but the fish crackers are good." "You might think these 5 are crazy?" "They're not." "There's a reason behind this." "Was the famous I shall return... of the legendary, General Douglas McArthur." "Albert stand up." "How did General Douglas McArthur died?" "He was rip." " He said rip." " Quite." "Quite!" "Albert what do you mean with "rip"?" "My nanny told me... it is written in Douglas McArthur's tombstone." "R-I-P." "Rip." "Isaac stand-up." "How did General Douglas McArthur died?" "It's always me." "I don't have anything to do with that." "I don't even know that McArthur." "Even if you bring me to court..." "I didn't kill him." "Use the Filipino word "kampante" (comfort) in a exclamatory Filipino sentence." "Say it!" "Ma'am maganda po kayo (Ma'am you are beautiful)." "Thank you." "Pero wala kampante (But you don't have panty)" "I caught Mozart holding this paper." " What's written on the paper?" " Prayer Sir." "That god would help me to answer the test." "Prayerful kid." "Look at this." "Prayer with ABC." "I told you." "Copy of answers." "Thank you god." "You answered my paper." "What was that?" "What are you, son?" "I've been taking you wherever I'm selling since you were small." "And you don't even know how to give change." "It's so hard, dad." "He gave me 10 pesos only." "How much is our barbecue?" "Ten pesos." "How much is the change then?" "It's so hard, dad." "My head is aching." "Give me paracetamol." "When god spread some brain... why were the two of you sleeping?" "Anyways, Albert, I'll do your assignments and projects." "Then for your exam on Wednesday..." "I'll teach you all the answers." "Thank you Pamintuan." "You're my angel." "What will I do without you?" "Oh, that's nothing." "Anything for you." "The group of moron is here." "Hey you!" "Don't you dare call us group." "Albert let's go now." "This is riot." "Please." "Moron!" "Moron!" "Moron!" "Moron!" "Hey, you're going too far." "You deserve to get beaten up." "Fight!" "Pamintuan sorry." "Pamintuan sorry." "Sorry I didn't mean it." "Pamintuan sorry." "You go ahead." "You first." "Find your height." "I should be the last." "I didn't fight anyway." "I should be the last." "Co'z I'm the fattest." "What does it have something to do with our line here." "In a barbecue, you haven't seen the fat part on the first line." "Hey, Pamintuan are you okay." "Do you think I'm okay?" "What if I prick your eye with a barbecue stick?" "You think you'll be okay?" "The five of you should remember this." "Beginning today..." "I don't want to see your faces ever." "Especially you Albert." "We're through." "Huh!" "Yes." "So kiss me." "But don't you dare fall in love with me." "Don't worry Pamintuan... you won't see me anymore." "Huh!" "You're leaving?" "You'll transfer to another school?" "No." "You'll get blind, right?" "So you won't see me anymore." "I hate you." "I hate you!" "The five of you, get inside." "Please... don't ever come back." "I lost my hair because of you!" "Sir, have you ever had hair?" "Sure." "I can't let my constituents down." "I will pull the rope in our flag ceremony." "Be, you're out of town again." "You knew that when you married me." "I'm the mother of Ilocos." "I love my fellowmen." "As I love my family." "Yaya give Yan-yan and Christy their milk." "Yes ma'am." "Done already." "Are you sure?" "Not just one but two glasses today." "Whatever." "I added some herbal." "Thank you so much." "Ma, wait." "About my principal." "That should have been last week." "Albert my dear son." "You're not so lucky today." "Mommy has meeting." "Daddy Duds will help you out." "What's that?" "Yes." "I have a game with the doctor." "I'm sorry my son, can we do it next week." "Your principal wouldn't go anywhere." "Hold it." "The two of you are always busy." "Busy!" "Busy!" "I'll pretend as the pretty grandma." "Thank you so much yaya." "I will never forget this." "What do you know, maybe next year, I'll give a salary increase." " Is it true this time?" " Thank you." "Bye yaya, bye my dear son, bye Duds, bye house." "Bye and bye I'll come back." "Driver where are you?" "From grade one, I was accelerated to grade 5." "We're goin up the stage again." "Oh, all of them got their intelligence from me." "Alright, you got it." "Ma, Dad." "You're there already." "Dine with us." "Co'z if you won't catch the food." "No more eating." "No blaming." "Yes." "And when you're hungry... it's hard to study and sleep... so you'll go sleepless." "Sit down." "It's okay John Knight." "Dad I have something to tell you." "Let me guess brother." "You failed again." "And you'll take up high school again." "Is this true?" "What else is new?" "Eight years in elementary." "Eight years in high school." "That's why I don't have vices anymore." "I'm spending all my money on you." "Hold it dad, let me correct you out on that one." "For the first time." "It's not 8." "But 9." "How do you read this?" "Pie-sic." "Physics!" "63." "Trigonometry 58." "Filipino 73." "English 71." "History 72." "Yahoo I won." " What's this, a bingo game?" " I won by 5 in our bet." "You're not mad?" "I didn't pass anything not even one." "Don't blame yourself, son." "You've got a bit higher grade this time." "Not like before." "That?" "right son" "You used to get marks starting with 5." "Now you've got line of 6." "And you even have 7." "Keep it up, son." "I thought I'm doomed." "Don't worry I'll maintain those grades." "So you'd be happier for me." "Aunt." "What do you want me to do?" "What do you want?" "I've given you everything." "A tutor." "I sent you to school." "But all your grades failed." "Aunt, I passed my P.E." "Aunt please." "You've been injecting a lot of stuff in my brain." "That's why it explodes." "10 subjects." "Math, Science, Filipino, English." "What if I stuff all of that in your brain." "I bet it will complain too." "What do you want to do?" "One at a time, Aunt." "Your enemy is weak." "One subject a year." "I'll finish in time." "Shall we start with Religion." "Damn you!" "Come here!" "I'll crash your bones." "You'll kill me." "Where are they?" "Where are the vendors?" "No vendors allowed." "What does it mean?" "What are you, read it?" "Littering is not allowed." "English, Tagalog." "You are so..." "You're right." "No and "bawal" are the same." "You're really good." "Tell Zart and Albert." "What's Michael Angelo?" "address?" "634 B Intrucion." "Better if we ask." "Rather than to get lost." "Here, come." "Brother, excuse me." "Can we ask you something." "Yes." "Do you know Michael Angelo." "He's our friend." "He hasn't come to school yet." "He's selling barbecue." "Oh, a barbecue stand." "Walk a bit." "You'll see the Nazarene." "Turn to the left." "Then straight ahead." "You'll see their barbecue stand." "Thank you." "One more." "Huh." "Can you say it again." " Walk a bit, Nazarene." " Nazarene." "Turn to left." "Walk a bit, barbecue stand already." "Okay." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." " Did you get it?" " Yes." " How about you?" " I got it." "YOU?" "Let's just ask again." "That's right." "Here." "Miss." "Yes?" "Can we ask you something?" "Yes." "Do you know where's 634B Intrucion Street?" "Michael Angelo's house." "Near Nazarene." "Turn then straight ahead... near barbecue stand." "That's the Nazarene." "Oh, yes." "Wow Nazarene!" "We're near already." "Thank you so much." "Nazarene, turn there." " Walk straight ahead..." " Straight." "You'll see the barbecue stand there." " Right." " Okay." "Let's go." "Thank you." "I think I want to give up." "After the Nazarene, the straight part is hard to find." "Bro, for Mike's sake." "Don't do this." "Wait, guys." "Can you smell what I smell?" "Smells like smoke." "And when there's smoke." "There's fire." "When there's fire?" "There's coal." "When there's coal?" "There's barbecue." "So what?" "You're such a moron." "An ultimate moron." "When there's barbecue, of course we'll eat!" "Hey, Albert, Aries, Isaac." "It's good that you came." "Hello." "Hello." "Why are you here?" "We'll buy your barbecue." "Oh dad." "Mozart, son." "You're here already." "Hi, mother!" "Hi, father!" "Son." "Are they your friends?" "Yes." "You live here?" "Yes?" "Why didn't you tell us?" "Co'z were looking for Mike's house, not mine." "Come in." "This is our boarding house." "Cool." "Do you have gym here?" "None." "What happened to you?" "You've been absent for 3 days." "Even the barbecue kiosk in school is gone." "The school asked us to live." "Dad's sales went down." "That's why we continue to sell here instead." "I stopped from going to school, too." "That school is harsh." "Treating you badly." "You are noisy." "Yeah you are noisy." "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Now they're gone, we can sit down now." "Let's talk here." "Money is just the problem here." "Leave first." "Buy us some softdrinks somewhere far." "We're going to talk about something you shouldn't hear." "Okay." "Hey, what are you going to talk about?" "You shouldn't hear that we're going to talk about... how to raise money for you." "It'll be such a waste of you, to stop from school now." "No don't bother." "I feel embarrased." "Oh no, he heard it." "Co'z your voices are too loud." "Okay let's put it this way." "Just leave." "We'll talk about something else." "Forget about what you've heard." "That's nothing." "Okay." "Go now." "Continue." "Wait!" "What's the new thing you'll talk about?" "We'll contribute to raise money." "That we'll give to you." "That's still embarrasing." "But that's better than the first." "That's more embarrasing." "Okay go now." "Okay." "This is yours already." "I'll go now." "You're giving this to me co'z I'm the fat one." " Sorry one is not enough for you." " Thank you." "Bro you're good." "He didn't hear our plan." "Wrong." "We'll do our plan A." "The one he heard first." "That's good." "You're good." "Hey, hurry UP..." "We're in a hurry." "So slow." "Hey don't act like that." "That's computer it won't answer back." "You'll accept a job like this... but you're moving too slow." "Hurry LID!" "Bro, people here are looking at us." "That's not a bank." "It's an ATM." "Let him be if he wants to look stupid... that's his life." "Maybe he wants to makes us laugh." "Let's laugh." "Laugh?" "If you won't hurry up..." "I'll kiss you." "Hey would you please." "You think my job is easy... you do the counting." "You do it." "Crazy." " I told you there's someone inside." " 3, 4, there." "You're hustling me for just four thousand." "Thank you." "Next!" "Now who's stupid?" "You look good together." "Correct." "How much more do we need?" "So Mike could pay up the school." "5,432 pesos and 1 centavo." "I've withdrawn 4,000?" "I gave 500 pesos." "I gave 1,500." "My tuition is just 5,000." "I pay half because I've got scholarship." "Okay I lied." "Where the money go?" "We had lunch." "That's 1,400." "Dinner 2,000." "Footspa 2,000." "Where will I get the money?" "Of course from there." "Hey, hey." "Where did the 32 pesos and 1 centavo go?" "It's here." "You know me." "Now we need to pay double." "Guy's don't be sad." "You did everything." "I might have been really born to be a moron." "Don't lose hope." "Do you see what I see?" "Line?" "Long line." "It means..." "There's an audition for PBB (Pinoy Big Brother)... then..." "We'll join the audition." "We'll be rich." "We'll be a star." "We can now send Mike to school." "Boys I still can't believe it..." "I'll be a star now." "You'll be paired up with Angel Locsin." "GUYS, GUYS, I can team up with Jolina now." "I can feel it now." "I can feel the applause of the people." "Clap, clap, Clap..." "We'll show are craft." "Even if sometimes we're unnoticed." "But this is our show." "This is our time." "It's show time." "I'm you're mama." "Mama san." "And these are your costumes." "Wear it." "There are a lot of customers outside." "Just this one." "What do you want?" "The brief that I'm wearing is bigger than this... you could have stripped us." "Oh don't rush." "In the show's finale... you'll all go naked." "This one's damn!" "What?" "That's okay, guys... maybe this is brothers first test to us." "Don't act up... we might get evicted right away." "Where's the camera?" "What PBB?" "This is not PBB!" "What is this then?" "This is Biggest Loser!" "What do you mean with Biggest Loser?" "What do you mean with PBB?" "What do you mean with brother?" "What are you saying?" "You've entered a gay bar... your work here is macho dancer." "Boys sorry." "I know that we need the money." "But I don't want to go as far as this one." "Let's go home." "Come on, let's go home." "What does he mean?" "What does it mean?" "We've settled about this." "What is macho dancer?" "I don't know." "I just don't like how he said it." "Can you say it again." "Macho dancer." " I like it better." " That can be." "He might have had a mistake." "Oh hold it!" "Maybe you've forgotten... you've signed a contract with me." "If you don't want to be sued... wear these costumes and start swaying those waists." "Hey, how does it feel?" "3 days from now and you'll get married." "Super excited." "Here, drink." "Look at those dancers." "Look... they're all handsome." "You know that I'm conservative." "I'm not used to this." "Yes." "Go on, look." "It's my first time in a gay bar." "I don't like such things." "Look at that one, he's cute." " You are my first love." " You're going to be blind anyway." "So you won't see me anymore." "Sisters I'll go ahead." "Hey wait a second." "This is your party." "I suddenly got dizzy." "I think I'm going to have my monthly period... my mestruation is regular." "Okay, okay we'll see you at the wedding." "Thank you, sorry." "Good night, good night." "I don't know how to thank all of you." "Look at you." "This is crazy." "Don't be like that." "I want to cry too." "As if you're not men." "Now I'm going to cry too." "Hey, shame on you." "We're in the middle of the street." "Somebody might see us." "Why don't we just split up the money?" "So we wouldn't have to cry." "I know why are you crying?" "Because of him." "Sound like retort from you." "Here's your money." "Thank you!" "I dance, didn't I." "I performed well." "Don't fight." "Seems all of you are crazy." "One moment you're crying because you love each other." "The next scene is you're fighting with each other." "Here's a church... let's go inside." "We should thank up there." "Oh my god!" "Why are those five in here?" "Are they following me." "Do they know?" "Let's sit in front." "So they would think we are guests." "And then at the reception... we can eat lunch for free." "You're so stupid." "How would they think that we're guests?" "We don't have a gift." "I googled them." "And I'm right that they are the Moron 5." "From the past 'til now, they are my nightmare." "Don't get paranoid, Beckie." "They wouldn't know." "Because you're a real female now." "Don't worry, she's a real woman." "Are you sure?" "I've been thinking of that before." "You should have told me..." "I've got lots of cups at home..." "I could have wrapped it." "Maybe the one's getting married is a Japanese?" "How did you know?" "There..." "Japanese lantern." "We have lots of that at home." "My mom used to work in Japan." "Really!" "So your mom must know how to speak Nihonggo?" "Huh, fluent." "I love you." "I love you." "Come." "Go ahead." "What Nihonggo do you know?" "Who do you think you are?" "You are such a show off." "We both worked as Japayuki in Japan." "Between the two of us you're the only one who should be called Japayuki." "My Japanese married me." "Who?" "Your Japanese?" "Your husband?" "He's gay." "Che!" "You don't have an evidence." "Look down." "Look at that." "There!" " Why are you wearing that?" " Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay)." "Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay)." "Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay)" "Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay)" "What!" "Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay)." "Is what he's saying is true?" "Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay)." "Antano oksang okama (Your spouse is gay)." "Shut Up!" "Hold on." "I've been doubtful ever since!" "Are you 95)'?" "Were you a man before?" "Hold it." "Listen." "Answer me!" "Are you a woman or a man?" "Did you just change your genitals?" "Yes!" "I'm gay, transvestite!" "Because I love you!" "He's dead." "The five of you will pay." "Get ready." "Dinner time." "Where are we going to eat?" "I want a cheese burger without cheese." "That's our snack yesterday." "I want some japanese food." "Ox tail Kare-kare." "Let's have Filipino food." "Like mami, siopao, siomai." "No." "I'm still full." "I just want an appetizer." "Ice cream." "Cassava ﬂavor!" "That's delicious." "You've got lots of request." "I hope there's a restaurant that has all of those you want." "Hey!" "Set-up Ka Resto." "We sen/e Ice cream, siomai, siopao... hamburger without cheese..." "Kare-kare tail." "It says follow this arrow." "Hurry!" "That way." "Follow the arrow." "Here!" "Wait!" "To the cat." "Ask the cat on the restaurant's location." "Follow the cat." "Ask the pygmy who sells balot." "Give him 20 pesos." "Where's the cat?" "There." "Can we ask you something?" "Where is the Set-up Ka Resto?" "There!" "That's fast." "Where is it?" "The cat." "Boys." "Here's the pygmy..." "Isn't he an element or something." "Is he a pygmy?" "Pygmy can we ask you something?" "Maybe he's a kid." "No!" "Where is the Set-up Ka Resto?" "No answer." " Let me slap him." " Something's missing." "Wait!" "20 pesos." " That's what's missing." " Oh right, 20." "Where to now?" "He doesn't like it." "Give it." "He doesn't like it." "It's good now." "Just like Billy Crawford." "There!" "What's written?" "Okay." "Ask til you see a man lying down." "Pull out the knife... ask where's the restaurant." "That's hard." "Where's the man?" "What's that?" "Boys boys hold it." "Maybe this is the man." "Really." "This is the knife." "There you go." "You murdered my father." "Ha!" "We didn't murder him." "Criminals." "We didn't murder him." "Call the cops." "Tell them there are 5 men who killed my father" "Hurry call the cops." "Papa!" "Hurry run!" "Here!" "Cops are coming!" "Hey, we didn't do anything wrong." "Don't move!" "We did not kill anybody!" "We didn't do anything wrong." "I can't forget how they murdered my father" "I will crash all of them!" "Ma'am water." "Where are they?" "Where are those criminals?" "I wouldn't forget the faces of those animals." "Oh no ma'am!" "Ma'am water." "Sin" "Have you identified already?" "No." "They must have changed their clothes chief." "Can they take off the shirt." "Take off your shirts." "Chief tell them to take of their shoes so I'd be sure with their height." "Shoes too." "Chief I'm distracted with the pants." "Take off your pants." "Chief they were moving while killing my father." "Jog!" "Chief they should move slowly." "Just smooth." "Move smoothly." "Have you identified already?" "Yes!" "They were the ones who murdered my father." "1,2,3,4,5." "Ouch." "I They call us moron I" "I Brainless I" "I Stupid I" "J' Idiot'" "I Often wrong I" "I We can't keep up I" "How." "P" "I And what I" "I You know what's up I" "I Abnormal I" "I Fool."" "I Failure J'" "I Nothing I" "I We are the moron 5 J'" "I Group of crazy I" "I Moron 5 I" "I Group of dim-wits I" "I Moron, moron I" "I Moron 5 I" "I Even if we have small brains I" "I Our group is happy I" "I Even if we can't do anything right I" "I We'll stick together I" "I Moron, moron I" "I We are the moron 5 J'" "Do you know where's Isaac?" "Maybe he's eating." "It's almost dinner time." "Mozart, we've been friends for like ages." "When did we miss to eat together?" "You're right." "Yes." "He might have been bullied here." "Let's go." "Hey, later when you take a bath... scrub it and squeeze some lemon on it." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I'll do that." "Thank you." "What are you doing?" "Getting tattoed!" "What are you talking about?" "Why are you getting tattoed?" "In exchange of..." "Nothing!" "Impossible." "Tell the truth." "What did you ask in exchange of it?" "His rice will be mine later." "I should've known." "Got tattoed for a rice." "Aunt!" "Mom!" "Son." " Mom." " Aunt." "You fool." " You're a moron." " I'll just go inside." "You killed!" "You killed." "You're such a moron!" "Aunt, it's not us." "Who?" "I don't know." "But not us." "Aunt, come on." "What happened to you son?" "It's like this mom." "There are something like." "Really!" "It's a good think that when that something happened you weren't like..." "I'm like... whatever here?" "I don't know what to do." "You're not mad?" "Why are we going to get mad?" "We went to your brother's graduation." "Look at these medals... and certificate." "Your brother and sister are smart." "You know son... you're better off in prison." "So you couldn't harm people." "I don't want to someone to get harmed." "Right son?" "Right?" "Yes." "And didn't you know... you should be happy." "You've got guards here... you sleep on time... free food... and you've got uniform." "I won't allow you to get imprisoned..." "I know you didn't do it." "I'll look for a lawyer." "Dad we don't have money." "How will you look for a lawyer?" "You'll sell barbecue here." "So we could raise money to pay a lawyer." "You can do it son." "Dad." "Don't let them owe you, they have to pay." "Yes dad." "I love you." "I love you Dad." "You're really good." "Ouch!" "What are you doing?" "Can't you see this?" "I'm scrubbing here... then you're going to ask what am I doing here." "Are you complaining?" "Don't you dare punch my friend." "What will you do?" "Do it to me." "Hey you, after that... wash my clothes." "Use fabric conditioner." "Stupid." "Axion or Joy?" "Fabric conditioner right, so it's joy." "Grilled pork." "Freeze!" "You poor hungry men." "Your face is shameless and thick... and your make-up is thick." "Your fats included." "Why are you teasing us like this?" "Because you are criminals." "You killed my father." "We don't have anything to do with it." "We just saw the man... stabbed with a knife." "We even put it back." "So please take back what you said to the cops." "What do you think of me, nuts?" "You'll rot here... and you'll die here... like how you killed me." "I thought it was your dad whom we killed?" "I can buckle can't I?" "Girls come here." "Hold it." "You know you're all hot headed... that's why we're fighting like this." "Beckie can we fix this as soon as we got out." "Sure." "That's if you'll ever get out." "Albert make your massage better." "Yes." "Press it hard." "Isaac, Mozart." "After we play... heat up water for us." "Okay." "Why don't you try to be lazy?" "Seems like you haven't tried it yet." "You'll make a crime... and when you get imprisoned... you want someone to sen/e you." "Be thankful we're good followers." "Or maybe you're a bunch of cowards." "You haven't changed since elementary." "Moron... and coward." "Hey, how did you know that?" "That's our secret." "I'm Ricardo Salvador." "I'm Elmer Despa." "I'm Alvin Cabalda." "We are your classmates back in elementary." "Since we were in elementary... you've been the villains in our lives." "Even in this movie." "Come on let's these fools." "You rude!" "Damn you!" "Who's that?" "Thank you." "Thank you for coming." "Who's that?" "Hey babes, who's that?" "I don't know." "Why are you hugging him?" "I felt sorry for him." "Come here." "You're hugging me yet you don't know me." "You find me handsome don't you." "Smells like a prisoner's fart." "Who fart?" "It's so stinky." "I did." "Because no one's speaking... it's so quiet." "I want to here some noise." "You could have stuck an earphone to your butt." "So the sound would go straight to your ears... so you'd be the only one to hear." "Hey admit it." "When did you start eating trash... it's so stinky?" "Since we got here." "I haven't pooped yet." "'Til we get out of here..." "I won't poop." "If that's so... we should get out of here immediately." "We'll escape?" "That's the only way." "I feel like farting again." "Just one line." "Walk." "I know how to get out of here without shedding some blood." "HOW?" "Mike can you see those two cans of paint." "Get it." "That's double life sentence." "That's bad." "Hurry UP!" "Is that paint?" "Yes." "They said it smells good." "Can I smell it." "UP Yo you." "Hey you five... what are you doing there?" "Come back." "Back into the line." "Go back" "I'm just smelling here." "Go back." "We're coming out now." "Okay." "Thank you." "Hi sexy." "Hello." "Hi." "Hi sexy." "You're escaping." "No." "We're almost there... we could have escaped already." "Why did you open your eyes?" "You're blaming us... but you keep on putting out your tongue." "Don't blame each other." "Let's just think how could we escape from here." "Escape?" "You want to escape?" "We're in a cell, on top of a tower." "Escape?" "You're good." "Hold it, what do we have here?" "Steel." "Do we have saw for steel here?" "Hey, this one." "Flashlight." "There." "There!" "This is the solution to our problem." "Come here." "Somebody might hear us." "We'll open the ﬂashlight." "Then we'll use it's beamlight to cross... going to the other building." "Then..." "You crazy!" "That's too impossible!" "Why?" "Why?" "Imagine this, while you are crossing through the light coming from your ﬂashlight." "And its battery goes low." " Oh no, you'll fall." " You're dead." "Sorry." "I haven't thought of that." "Hey what's our food?" "Pinakbet!" "No okra?" "There's no okra." "Pinakbet isn't pinakbet without okra." "Eat that... or I'll get it." " Give me that." " I want okra." " Brother will get mad." " Give me that." "Okra is my favorite." "I'll die without okra." "Hey you, can you just put okra on your pinakbet." "There's no okra." "Why don't you colour a squash with green... so it would look like an okra." "Oh well!" "We beg you..." "The song Bahay-Kubo doesn't have okra in it." "How come 'til here, you don't have it." "You're all crazy." "What will I do, there's no okra?" "No okra!" "Somebody will knocked down dead here... we need an okra." "Fight for the right of an okra." "Okra!" "Okra!" "I want okra!" "Come on let's get out of here." "Let's go." "Where are you going?" "What are you doing there?" "Planting okra." "I wouldn't expect something from that cook when it comes to okra." "Brothers come here." "Isaac you don't have to plant okra... co'z you wouldn't see it grow anyway..." "I know now how to get out of here." "Just be easy." "I've thought of something now... just don't make it obvious." "Just smile." "Smile." "What are we going to do?" "We'll ride the truck." "They're inspecting it." "We'll ride the truck, yes." "There's inspection, no, no, no." "That's dangerous." "Let's just go back there... do some gardening." "You're moron, unlucky and you're coward." "No can do." "We have to get out of here." "Albert... how can we escape here?" "I'll go home..." "I miss my family so much." "What are we going to do... we'll pretend as garbage." "We'll get inside the garbage bag... and will come out as garbage." "What if like pretending like that?" "We'll be forever garbage?" "Where will we live?" "In Payatas?" "We have to be strong." "We shouldn't be carried away by this role playing." "Once we get out of here... let's split up from internalization." "Okay." "Dude." "There are still garbage here." "Pick us up." "Oh yes, there are some bags here." "Think light." "Think that we're like papers and we're light for them to carry." "Now that's tiring." "You're asking us to internalize a lot." "We're free!" "Yes!" "Stinky." "They 're looking at us not because they knew us." "But because we smell awful." "You owe to the garbage boys." "If not for those trash... we won't be free." "Thank you legend of the garbage." "That okay with you?" "Okay." "Now here's the solution." "Choose one from these originals." "This is the most expensive, Hermes." "Brother Hermes Moreno." "Come one." "Let's go." "Here." "L.v." "Is that classy?" "Lou Veloso." "So he owns that." "Here bro." "This is the best." "Gap." "By Anabel and Nadia." "Okay." "That' tight." "Oh!" "Armani!" "This is world class." "Armani Pacquiao." "Beautiful." "Is this famous?" "Zara." "Oh, yes!" "Zara Geronimo." "She's beautiful." "I like her." "Hold it." "Where's your payment?" "You're payment?" "Do you have money?" "There's no ATM inside the jail." "I can't withdraw." "How much?" "Just some 5 thousand." "That looks good." "5, 000." "One, two, three, four, five, four, three, two, one." "Here, sir." "Thank you." "Come back again." "Okay." "Where did it came from?" "Inside the jacket." "Fallen from heaven." "Fallen from jacket." "Let's go." "May be that's Willie Revillame's jacket." "5, 000." "We've got sales now." "Where are the clothes that I asked you to sell?" "The Gap jacket?" " Yes." " Sold already." "Oh no, I'm dead." "My husband's jacket was there." "And there's money in it's pocket." "Oh dead." "That's mom!" "Is that Mozart?" "Mom!" "My son." "We could have picked you up." "Mom, dad... you don't have to pick me up." "Why?" "We just escaped from the jail." " Huh!" " What?" " Escaped from prison?" " He's a criminal!" "He's a criminal?" "There's a criminal in our place." "You're taking care of a criminal?" "Let's put him back to jail." "He might also kill us." "Dad!" "Son?" "Dad;" "Son?" "Dad?" "Son." "Dad I'm here!" "Son!" "Dad!" "Son, where are you?" "I'm here." "I'm here!" "Son!" "Dad..." "Son..." " how are you?" " Dad." "Surrender us your son, if you don't want to get hurt." "You'll have to pass by through my dead body then." "Dad you might get hurt." "I can do this." "Your dad is a good stuntman." "I was once a double of FPJ, Lito Lapid, Erap." "I can do this." "Run away, son." "Go ahead, try me." "Run away?" "Whatever?" "Dad, what's important is that we're free." "Dad, you hurt me." "Just because I escaped from jail." "It's wrong son." "It's wrong that you were imprisoned for a crime you didn't do." "Then you escaped." "You just proved them that you're guilty." "Why do I have to be in prison?" "I didn't do it." "If you really didn't do it then why did you escape." "Go back to jail!" "Dad." "Dad." "You were such a pain since you were a kid." "I was patience with your stupidity." "But you being a criminal." "No." "Go back to jail." "Go back there!" "Aunt." "Aunt." "Aunt!" "Get more." "There are more food there." "Dad." "Dad." "You knew I'm coming home?" "This is your welcome party for me?" "What are you doing here?" "This is your brother's party." "Who got accepted." "As exchange student in Japan." "But it's good that you're free now." "We escaped from prison." "Because I really miss you." "Hold it." "Wait!" "Aunt that's enough." "That hurts." "What are you doing here?" "You escaped right?" "Aunt how did you know I escaped?" "You're just moron but you're not a liar." "Don't come near me." "Don't you come near me." "Aunt." "Miss Estrella your nephew is finally free." "That's his cousin." "They look-alike." "He?" "still in prison" "I hope he wouldn't get out." "You're sure?" "Yes." "Aunt I have a cousin who looks like me and is also in jail." "Aunt let's visit him." "That poor guy." "What the..." "You keep on doing that." "Get out of here!" "Have a little shame on yourself." "You've given me nothing but shame." "If you please... don't come back ever." "Aunt please stop... that hurts Aunt." "That hurts me much." "You ruined my send off party, brother." "I have to call the cops." "Hand me a cellphone." "He has to go back to jail." "Give it to me." "Cellphone." "What's the number there?" "117." "Thank you." "There's a direct line." "4182727 up to 8." "Thank you." "Hello." "Police station." "You have to go here in our house." "NOW!" "Ma." "Oh my dear son how are you?" "Dad." " I hope you're okay alright." " Son." "But wait." "Are you sure you're okay alright?" "Or merely alright okay." " Ma didn't you hear about the..." " Oh no son..." "You know that your mommy hardly sleeps because she's too busy." "Sweetheart looks what's on the news." "Someone of the same name with our son is in jail." "That's why you have to be careful son." "That's not it." "You should be careful especially on head-cracking fights." "Of course broken ears." "Broken nose." "Broken whatever." "All of it." "But most importantly... broken face." "You are too handsome to have broken face." "And that's not going to be alright." "This is it." "Were safe here." "It's impossible for them to find out that were hiding here." "What is this?" "You." "We know that you're stupid sometimes." "But please don't make it too obvious... we're having a hard time dealing with you." "It's obvious." " Let's go." " Moron." "You say moron like you're not." "Do you know it." "Bro what's this." "I don't know?" " What is this?" " Now you see." "You don't even know." "What is this then?" "Just look around." "It's so obvious." "What is this?" "This is hard." "What you call about this?" "Oh okay I'll admit it." "I also don't know what do they call this place." "I told you." "But I know." "That we're going to hide here." "From Beckie Pamintuan." "We'll hide." "How can we find Beckie Pamintuan?" "Philippines is so big." "Is that a problem?" "Let's announce on TV stations." "Radio stations." "You know what, I look up to you so much." "You are my idol." "I told myself that when I grow up I want to be like you." "But you're such a disappointment." "TV station." "Radio station." "What do you think of yourself, a star?" "Bro, sorry, sorry." "Will you please stop." "Here." "This is the answer." "What is that?" "What are we going to do with that?" "We're going to stay here longer, right?" "We'll stay here 'til night." "We'll be sleepy." "Now we have pillow." " That's a good idea." " No." "This is a directory." "People's name, address and phone numbers are here." "This is the answer to find Beckie Pamintuan." "Hey, are you done yet?" "I'm almost done." "I'm done with letter A." "I'm on letter B." "B Beckie." "Shouldn't it be P." "Oh really." "I thought it's Beckie?" "But it's Peckie." "Peckie?" "That's letter P." " Peckie." " What Peckie?" "Pamintuan." "Beckie Pamintuan." "Peckie." "Hold it." "It could also be V." "Veki." " Veki, Veki." " Yes." " That's right." " Let's go straight..." "V." "Vakla, Vorta, Vaklush, Vavaji." "I found it." "There Beckie Pamintuan." "Where?" "Here?" "Here Beckie Pamintuan." "This one's Beckie Pamintuan too." "This one also." "1,2,3." "There are 187 Beckie Pamintuan." "How will we know who's the one?" "Let's pick one by one." "Can we eat first." "I'm so hungry." "Oh, it's morning already." "That's why I am hungry now." "We didn't notice that it's morning already." "We haven't' slept." "Don't blame yourselves." "Because people like us are called..." "Intense." "Come on let's eat." "That's Beckie." "Ma'am what are you going to tell us." " Why did you call us?" " Come here." "My name is Beckie Pamintuan." "22 years old." "That's crap." "No it's 32." "I'm just kidding." "Come back here." "Come back." "I am single and still a virgin." "Let's just go home." "Come back." "I'll just tell you." "Nothing but the truth." "Hey what's that?" "Right on time, maybe someone's giving away food." "What are we waiting for?" "Let's go." "Hey maybe there's burial." "What are you?" "Because of an unimaginable crime happened." "I witness how my father was brutally murdered." "Look at that woman in black." "Who's Fernando Pamintuan." "She looks familiar." "I love my father so much." " Wasn't she the one who got us on jail?" " I miss him." "That's Beckie Pamintuan." "Really?" "How did she follow us?" "I am the victim here." "I asked you to come so I could announce." "That the 5 criminals who killed him, escaped." "I'll give out 5 million reward." "To who ever could find the criminals." "I'm launching today the Find the Killers Text Promo." "To join..." "Text 2263." "Text react space..." "Name and address." "Don't forget!" "Come." "Come with me." "Let's go." "Come all of you." "Hurry!" "My father lies here..." "Papa." "Papa!" "Do you want him to rise from the grave?" "So he could ask for justice." "Because the people responsible have escaped." "Do you want that?" "So you want?" "Oh no." "Beckie!" "I knew it was her!" "That's her!" "That's Beckie!" "She's the one!" "Cut cut cut!" "Please keep quiet." "I'm having my moment here." "You're too noisy." "Someones' peeing here." " Thank goodness, I'm done." " It smells stinky" "They look like these." "Hold it." "You're this one, right?" "One of those who murdered Beckie Pamintuan, father." "No." "If that was me, why am I here?" "I should've been hiding." "Wait I'm not yet through." " Last night I dreamt of my father" " This is is you?" "Do you know that I can sue you for that." "That only looks like me." "That doesn't mean that's me." "It's impossible that you just look like these 5 killers." "You've seen nothing." "What do you mean nothing?" "You didn't see anything." "That's right." "Why did you admit that fast?" "It might have been created through photoshop." "Jinky and Charice were like that." "Did you see anything?" "Yes!" "One more." "Did you see anything?" "Yes there is!" "Since there is..." "I'll tell mom what you did to me." "Now, have you still seen anything?" "Nothing." "Nothing!" "We're really good." "That was crazy." " You didn't tell the reporters were gone..." " The important thing is we follow hen" "I was crying the whole time." "Sorry ma'am I didn't notice." "Assist me here, the stairs is high." "Yes ma'am." "We're here." "What are we going to do now?" "We'll take photos." "So we could have souvenir taken beside a nice car." "You're stupid." "We just got out of jail." "Who has camera?" "You're right." "We should follow her." "How can we follow her if we don't have a car?" "I know." "Lets just steal this so we could have one." " That's cool." " Carnap?" "How can we follow?" "If we're going ahead." "Let's slow down." "Yes right." "No." "Wrong." "We'll hitch a ride." "What are we doing here?" "Let's ride." "How will you ride?" "You don't' have the key." "You're always like that." "All of you." "What?" "This is automatic." "Wow!" " Come." " Come on in." " Get in." " Okay." " My turn." " Okay you." "Ouch I got tripped co'z you don't help me walk." "You're so annoying." "Baby girl." "Sister here." "Sis!" "Where's mom?" "In her room." "Okay." "Inday." "Inday." "Go away." "Ouch my eyes hurt." "That's why it smells stinky inside." "That's enough." "What are we going to do next?" "We'll observe Beckie and her housemates." "Then we'll see if we could talk to Beckie." "That's right." "It's better if we'll stay there." "Let's go this way, at the back of the house." "Okay." "Okay." "Let's go." "Ma'am Beckie, I'm here." "I'm sorry ma'am, senyora ask me to bring snacks." "Ma'am Beckie." "Ma'am Beckie." "Ma'am Beckie." "I'm here ma'am." "Carding you're so rude." "I miss you so much." " I don't like this." " Come one." " I don't like." " Give in to what I like." "If you want, later while the bosses are sleeping." "Come on." "Oh no." "I don't like." "Later." " Later?" "Promise." " Yes." "Go there, take a bath." "You smell stinky." "Okay, bye..." "Who'd handsome do you think you are?" "Baby girl, darling don't play with your food." "It has nutrients, proteins, fats and carbohydrates." "Vitamins, minerals and..." "DHA!" " Sulit." " DHA?" "What's "sulit" mama?" "You know the meaning of DHA but you don't know the meaning of sulit." "Go to your room!" "You will not eat tonight." "What a waste." "Want all of those." "Because of your noise... pour plan will get ruined." "Isaac." "I can't control this anymore." "A person who's hungry... becomes a moron." "That's why we're hungry for a long time." "What is our plan here?" "We're here at Backie's house... but what are we going to do." "You know you are right..." "Isaac." "Hunger brings out the moron in you." "But we have to fix this." "Beckie is pissed with us." "The key here is... her family." "If we talk to them." "And fix the problem... it'll then be clear that we didn't do it." "It's okay." "We can go back to our families." "Before we find a way to clean our names... and go home to our families... can we just attend to our hunger first." "You're right there." "Come on." "Inday where is your ma'am Beckie?" "Ma'am she's talking to her Japannese boyfriend." "If ever I see that Japanase guy, he'll be doomed." "Really." "Inday call Beckie." "I want to talk to her right now." "Yes ma'am." "Don't talk when your mouth is fool." "You fool." "Damn it." "No." "Brothers, I'll make a way." "Especially for you Isaac." "I know how starve you are." "Stay here." "We're hungry." "That's not enough for Isaac." "He's a fat boy." "Don't." "Hey DORO..." "Don't Dong the bosses might see us." "No." "They wouldn't know." "Stay here." "Hey Carding!" "Sorry sweetheart." "You." "If you really want Dong." "I'll hide." "Look for me." "I'll be under my bed." "Okay I'll look for you." "At last you'll be mine, Inday." "Careful Dong." "Dong." "Brother!" "Inday is so hot." "This is yummy." "Hey Inday would you clean the front of our house." "It's so dirty." "Who's that?" "That's the brother." "The one with scary voice last night." "The one who's talking while his mouth is full." "They're looking for a driver." "Why, where's the old driver?" "He might have left." "What's going to happen to Beckie?" "Oh, maybe that's the reason why they were looking for a new driver." "We have to get inside the house." "We have to know how's Beckie's life." "We have to tell her that we didn't do it." "How do we do that?" "Looks like Beckie knows us well." "We have to disguise." "Let's look for a person who can help us... to change our face." "Where can we possibly find that?" "We might have a hard time looking for that." "Let's ask inside." "Maybe." "Let's go." "Edilberto Mapagpanggap." "Edilberto Mapagpanggap." "64 years old." "How long have you been driving?" "60 years." "Are you kidding me?" "You're 64 years old but you've been driving for 60 years now." "How old did you learn to drive, 4?" "Overtime included." "How much do you want for your salary?" "20 k." "Goodbye." "20 pesos per day plus free food." "You're hired." "You can start now." "Please clean the car." "Thank you." "Inday prepare my bubble bath." "Who's that?" "Yoohoo misis." "Excuse me I'm still a Miss." "Who are you?" "How did you get inside my house?" "I climb up your fence." "So I could bring you my kaldereta." "So who are you?" "I'm Bibi King." "Beauty king." "Your neighbor." "Just across the street." "I just moved there." "That's why I'm here." "To bring you what I cooked." "Welcoming something." "You know." "What do you mean neighbor?" "It's an empty lot across the street." "That's my lot." "I put up a tent." "I hope this is the start of our friendship." " Come let's eat inside." " Hold it, I've got lots of friends already." "You want an enemy?" "But I'm busy." "You can go now." "Wait, leave the kaldereta." "I haven't eaten yet." "Eat it." "Bye." "Damn it's spoiled." "Fire?" "Fire!" "Mother, Brother, Inday!" "Fire!" "Surprise!" "What do you mean surprise?" "It should be show time!" "That can be too." "And who are you?" "Why are you creating smoke in my house?" "I'm Madam E." "A fortune teller." "I'm creating this smoke." "So bad spirits inside your house will go." "Hey if there's a bad spirit here." "It's you." "Get out of here." "I can sense something." "You'll win in the lottery." "200." "200 million?" "Pesos." "But there's a chance for it to become big." " Just tell me something about your life." " Yes." "Who are these people?" "Your family?" "Yes." "Father, mother, brother, sister." "How do you brush your teeth?" "Will I win the lottery now?" "Here bet on these numbers." "1... 2,3,4,5,6." "And take off the hatred in your heart." "I can feel... that you sent 5 innocent men to jail." "Set them free." "I'll send you to jail if you won't leave now." "Brother, mama, Inday." "Call the cops." "Get out of my house." "Get out!" "Inday what are you?" "People just barge into my house." "Is this a mall?" "Inday!" "Hey who are you?" "You're a robber?" "Oh no." "Don't be mad." "Don't panic." "I got hungry that's why I passed by and eat." "I'm not bad guy." "I'm friend of Edilberto your driver." "He know me." "I don't care." "Just leave to my house." "Hold it." "Before I leave you might want to buy DVDs." "Quiapo doesn't have it yet." "DVD?" "Yes." "There's bold?" "Yes." "I know you, you really like porn." "That one's good." "That's the Fusion of Good Spirit to Beckie Pamintuan's Spirit." "How did you know my name?" "I'm Edilberto's friend, he's your driver right." "Learn to forgive." "So you'd feel better." "Who are you calling?" "Ronnie Rickets." "I'll ask them to catch you." "Oh you." "I'm just kidding." "Hello." "Hellow who's this?" "This is Ronnie Rickets." "The number you dial is not yet in service." "The number you dial is not yet in service." "Miss, miss taho." "Taho miss taho." "It can make your skin smooth." "My skin was already smooth." "It can make your butt thinner." "And your arms smaller." "Give me a galon." "Then put it inside the house." "Here, keep the change." "Don't rob." "L-Hurry..." "Mozart." "Where is Beckie?" "She's inside the car." "Okay I'll drive her around." "Call all of them." "Look for some evidence that we can use against her." "Okay." "Okay." "Let's go." "L-Hurry..." "Close it." "Ma'am, where do you want to go now?" "I don't know with you." "I just sat here, and you just drive away." "Sorry." "Since we're out now... we'll just search." "Search for what?" "For criminals." "Hey, be careful." "I'm sorry." "Who are the criminals?" "5 moron men who ruined my life." "They've been a bad sign for me since we were kids." "Ma'am if they're bad sign, isn't that bad luck?" "It would be better if you just let them be." "And let them become lucky men." "I won't stop 'til they rot in jail." "So they can't ruin my life anymore." "Wait." "Why are we here?" "What are we looking for?" "Right, what?" "We're looking for a strong evidence to fight back Beckie." "If we can't get her through smooth talk." "Let's get her through." "Where?" "Upstairs." "Let's go." "Ma'am aren't we going home yet." "I'm tired already." "Are you feeling lazy now?" "No, but the four is in the house." "What?" "I mean, because we're outside." "Bad signs might come after you." "Yes your're right." "You're good." "Okay let's go back to the house." "Okay." "Guys look at these picture." "All of these are Beckie." "Maybe they are of kins that's why they all look alike." "Brother, mother." "Here's their maid's uniform." "Maid's hair." "Why is it all of these are in Beckie's room?" "And this one." "This is the wig used by the kid in the picture." "You keep on asking each other, we all don't know the answer." "What if Beckie and all those are just one?" "Why is she doing this to us?" "There, you asked again." "Come hurry, Mo, Aris." "There." "That's Beckie's can" " Her car is blue?" " Red." " Blue." " Red." "Red." "I'm right." "That's Beckie." "Yes." "Oh no." "It smells like a man?" "Who was here?" "Oh it's me." "I'll take a bath." "This one's also stinky." "Sorry." "You got involved." "You became stinkier." "My brain cells are popping one at a time... and my question hasn't been answered yet." "Why is Backie changing her looks?" "Impersonator?" "Audition for a movie?" "She's fat and she just want to sweat a lot?" "Bored?" "Nothing to talk with?" "All of the above?" "And the second question is?" "That we can't really answer." "Why is Beckie?" "Mad at the 5 of us." "Maybe she just want's attention." "Maybe we're prettier if were gays." "She's fat and she just want to sweat a lot." "Hello!" "She claim that we killed her father." "But we didn't killed her dad." "If we did killed her dad." "We could have done something like this." "Oh no, there's a hole on it." "Oh no, that's your fault." "You broke it." "Oh no, the dead might come out." "Oh no, the dead has come out." "Let me see." "Sorry sisters, I can't join you anymore." "I'm on a sleep wear now." "Yeah." "Maybe next time." "Alright." "Moron 5." "You were scared with your own ghost?" "She's dead." "Moron!" "That's just a proverb." "I knew you criminals were just around." "You're the criminal!" "If we really murdered your father, where is he?" "We didn't kill anybody." "You killed him." "In fact, this grave doesn't contain anything." "Well, well, well." "And what medicine did you take to have some brains?" "Well no one will believe you." "Yes, I set you up." "Yes, I bought a dead body from a mortuary." "Yes, the owner claimed the body." "So I have to return it." "Yes, that grave is empty." "What did we do to you Beckie?" "Why are you doing this to us?" "I'll call the cops." "Don't bother co'z we already called them for you." " Men secure the area." " Yes, sir." "Quick!" "Chase her." "Let's go." "Sir, what happened?" "Beckie escaped." "How's that?" "There's a dead body upstairs." "Handsome." "Call the SOCO." "Yes, sir." "Your free now." "You can now go home." "Our names were cleaned already." "Clean." "We can go home now." "Thank you." "Ma." "Ma." "Ma!" "Yaya how come you thought of playing now that you're too old." "Okay." "Yaya who are you playing with?" "Hold it, here you go." "Yaya it's okay now." "No more cover." "No more." "Okay now." "What happened?" "If you want to see your parents." "Go to this address." "3116 Urrutia St. Valenzuela City." "What if I don't like?" "We've walked quite far." "My legs are aching." "Hey Albert." "You too?" "Our parents were kidnapped too." "I think this is the address." "Okay." "Let's find out." "Bro you'll do something important." "If we weren't able to come out after 30 minutes... call the cops okay." "Let's go." "They're here?" "Ma." "Pa!" "Are you here?" "If you're here... whatever Beckie had done to you... please don't sleep." "Aunt I'm here." "I'll save you." "Beckie show up!" "Where is she?" "Dad, mom." "What are you doing there?" "We have a problem." "Beckie kidnapped you." "I bet she's planning something really bad." "Mommy why did you join them?" "Of all people, why you Mom." "What are you?" "Can't you see?" "Are you blind?" "What?" "This is the only time that our parents are together." "You call that bonding!" "Is that so." "My Aunt has a sad childhood." "That's why she became an old maid." "Aunt just play there." "That's happy." "Fools!" "You're also a moron lightman... give me the spotlight." "There take two." "Fools!" "There!" "How could your brains be so narrow... that you don't know that your parents are in danger?" "They're over a boiling chemical." "That I bought from the other country." "And whoever falls there will surely melt to death." "Oh sorry!" "Our parents don't allow us to watch violent films." "The next scene is rated SPG." "Strict parental guidance is needed." "There maybe sensitive theme or language..." "Violence, sex, horror or drugs." "That are not suitable for young audience." "You're more dangerous to watch... because your heads are empty!" "Beckie please let's stop this." "Beckie we asked you before but you didn't answer." "What did we do to you that you hate us so much and become the witch of our lives?" "Have you forgotten this pretty and angelic face?" "Oh, you are moron 5." "You don't have memory bank." "So here you go." "Roll VTR" "That's us!" "I was a chubby kid." "You're cute." "What's that?" "You know Beckie that made us happy." "Thank you so much." "You made a tribute for us." "We're friends forever." "This is crazy!" "I'll die first because you are all annoying!" "Is that so!" "Why don't we just wait for that?" "What are you now?" "It feels good to laugh." "After what I've been through with you." "We were still kids then Albert." "I've loved no one but you." "I would teach you during exams..." "I make your assignments..." "I 'd give my snack to you." "But you'll just make me go blind." "Beckie we didn't mean to do that." "Liar." "I forget you." "And loved again." "I did everything to have a good life with Hiroshi." "I had my genitals operated so I could be a real woman." "But you revealed my secret." "My ﬂancé died." "You killed my dream." "And why do you think your dreams have to live?" "That's why I set you up." "Now I'm happy..." "Oh that's set up." "In fairness Beckie you've bother for that." "But then we must admit, you were good." "Thank you." "Beckie we know what did now... so please forgive us." "That easy, you think you're lucky." "But wait, why do you have make it hard for yourself to change your look." "Yes right." "Oh, there you got it." "That I'm also the mother." "I'm the brother." "I'm the Baby Girl." "I'm Inday." "Your highness leader Le-r." "Shaider's defeating our monster." "Use the time space warp." "Time space warp immediately." "The time space warp is the second world... wherein Le-r's monster becomes stronger." "Blue hawk!" "The blue hawk is Shaider's motorcycle so he could travel fast to time space warp." "Get ready you monster." "Your dead." "Shaider super slash." "Shaider had once again saved the world." "Until next week for another exciting episode of Shaider." "Space cops!" "I'm your neighbor." "Your neighbor." "We'll be back for more promise." "Who else do you want me to impersonate." "Awesome!" "Thank you." "Enough of the celebration." "It's time for all of you to die!" "Don't!" "Again!" "Don't!" "Hold it!" "Beckie they didn't do anything to you." " So just punish us instead." " That's right." "Precisely." "But to make things harder for you." "I'll put their lives on your hands." "If you weren't able to answer my questions." "They're all dead!" "What if we answer it?" "You can only hope." "Of course I'll make the questions harder." "You first Aristotle." "You should answer this." "If you don't want your Aunt to be an ugly boiled corn bits." "When she's down on the boiling chemical." "The question." "What is the capital of Botswana?" "Aristotle you know that!" "Aunt I don't know." "You do." "I'll beat you up with a 4x4 wood." "You know it." "Can you just shut up..." "Estrella Gaborone." "You're answer is right!" "Gaborone is the capital of Botswana." "That's what you call luck." "Who would have thought that, that's her surname." "You're next Isaac!" "You're dad is known as master showman." "How many sequins are there in his purple suit with neon green stripes." "Son I usually wear that." "Don't worry Dad, I know that." "I used to count the sequins in your suits when I was a kid." "2,872 boom." "I answered it!" "You're pissing me off." "Mozart mathematics." "Can you just ask about PE." "What is 7 times 110 minus 740 minus the squareroot of 900." "I'm always zero in math." "Zero." "I'm a moron im math." "Zero." "Zero it is." "How did you know?" "Your father is dead if you won't be able to answer this." "Son you can do it." "At the back of 500 pesos." "Who's the guy on the left part of the money?" "That looks like Mozart." "That easy." "That's Ninoy Aquino when he was a kid." "Have you forgotten?" "I'm a vendor barbecue." "That's my job, handle the change." "Ea$Y..." "How come they know the answers." "So Beckie, we're through." "The cops are there." "No more." "Bye." "What do you mean we're done?" "Remember you haven't answered yet." "Okay go." "So my mom and I could go home now." "What's your question?" "This is your question my darling Albert." "How many hanky does your mom has?" "Why?" "Seriously?" "That easy." "You are talking to me." "Mommy's hankies are 73 pieces." "Wrong?" "Oh my god son 74." "Including this one that I'm holding." "Ma I'm sorry mom." "Success." "Beckie don't." " Drop Albert's mommy." " Sorry mom." "Mom sorry, Sorry..." "Son don't Vi." "Don't Vi sorry." "This is my destiny." "Goodbye son." "Drop her!" "She looks like Rosa Rosal." "Goodbye cruel world." "This is only the beginning." "Albert!" "Albert!" "Albert." " Albert." " Bring back Jun-jun!" "Albert." " Bring back Val." " Albert." "Val who's clueless." "What happened to Albert?" "Who will move?" "If not now, then when?" "My son is not a pig!" "That's not yours." "That's my friend's film." "Ding the stone." "Make sure you shoot it." "Darna!" "Come here hurry!" "Albert." "Albert is alive!" "Hold it." "I've got a pretty breakdown here." "Why is he alive?" "Sorry ma'am I forgot to plug it." "Here's the extension." "What's that smoke?" "Dry ice to have good effects." "Moron 6!" "All of you are moron!" "All of you here are moron!" "All of you are moron." "Basilio..." "Crispin." "Excuse me!" "There's no miracle." "Capture him." "Come on." "Stand up." "Come with us." "Shaider where are we going?" "My family are the most important persons in my life." "Yes!" "For the past 38 years." "I know what exactly to say on graduations like this." "But this year is special." "Because finally, 5 people are leaving this school." "Before we start the cermony..." "I want to start with these 5." "I witnessed how they grew up." "And they witnessed how I lose my hair... because of them." "Now after 20 years in this school... they'll now graduate from high school." "You can call them names... but these 5... even if they are not bananas... they have hearts." "Thanks to the 5 of you." "Marcos, Michael Angelo." "Aquino, Mozart Twister:" "Ramos, Aristotle." "Estrada, Isaac." "Macapagal, Albert." "Me?" "They are now graduates." "Have you thought of what to take up on college?" "I think my intelligence is good for being a lawyer." "Mom, dad, I wouldn't go to college." "I think, I want to join some competitions." "Muscle contest." "Okay son, wherever you're happy..." "That'll be okay for your dad and me." "Congratulations!" "Thank you, dad." "You will now run our barbecue business." "We'll be rich now?" "We'll be rich now!" "Aunt to prove to you that I'm smart now." "I'll take up 2 courses." "Up to, you can support your studies." "Yes." "I'll take up modeling... and culinary." "Okay." "Son where do you want to have a vacation?" "Iraq, Israel, Syria?" "Choose." "Or you can just be a star co'z you're so handsome." "Right." "Approve." "That's entertainment." "Animal?" "No." "Place?" "No." "Food?" "No." "It's so confusing and chaotic." "Maybe." "Do I know this?" "Yes!" "Have I experienced this?" "Can be."