"." "." "." "How ya doin'?" "I got a big box from the Hoboken Zoo there." "Live cargo?" " I just drive the truck, lady." " Dump it round back." "I'll get to it when I get to it." "Tell me this is our shipment of sweet Alaskan salmon." "Negative, Skipper." "Some sort of containment unit." " I'd say simian." " Fish and chips, man." "Rico, chimp habitat, stat." "What the dickens?" "You didn't see anything." "Fresh air!" "I say, who the dickens are you?" "Lulu." "What?" "Didn't I tell you I was coming?" "No, actually." "I'm sorry to put you out, boys." "But I'll only be here for a few days, just until they fix up my habitat back at the Hoboken Zoo." " Is your friend all right?" " He's a chimp of few words." "Don't be rude." "Oh, dear." "Pardon us." "Gorgeous?" "Why, Phil." "You dog." "Help you win her heart?" "Well..." "I haven't the foggiest, but, perhaps..." "Wait, you came to me for advice?" "No one ever comes to me for advice." "This is, like, so unexpect..." "Like, I don't even know." "All right, okay." "So anyway..." "A girl chimp?" "Phil is positively head over tail for her." "Top of my head here." "Candles, moonlight, acoustic guitar." "Spanish guitar." "Muy romántico." "Then, after your touching, tender serenade, you give her a bouquet of oysters on half shells arranged to spell out her name:" "Marlene." "But her name is Lulu." "Whatever." "Anyway, do that, you can't miss." "No offense, but I doubt it's the way to capture a chimp's heart." "You heard the mission:" "help the silent simian capture the lady chimp's heart." "I want an action plan on my desk by..." "They came here for my advice." "Therefor, my mission." "But use of the word "capture"" "automatically makes this a penguin operation." "Sorry, Marlene." "Those are the rules." "Men, I need love options." "Our intel shows there is one sure way to a female's heart:" "you start with a 4-inch incision..." "I hear the way to win over a girl's heart is to sit on her egg through the long cold winter." "All right." "Private, you and bravo team will secure Lulu's egg..." "I'm afraid Lulu is not a penguin." "Exactly." "And like I was saying:" " candles, moonlight..." " Marlene, please." "Don't bring all your sappy emotion into this." "This is love!" "What we need is an operative on the inside." "Someone who can tell us what makes that chimp tick." "I'm really not comfortable..." "Fine." "Right." "Fine." "Excuse me, Lulu." "I have..." "I have this friend who's interested in courting you." "Really?" "And just what does this friend look like?" "Decent enough, I suppose." "Actually, a bit like me." "You're a shy one." "The answer is yes." "Of course I'll go out with you." "That's fantastic." "Wait." "What?" "Sorry, old bean." "I'm afraid I've made a mess of it." "Not to worry, chimp." "We've got you covered." "Private, options." "I'm the options guy." "Not when it comes to affairs of the heart." "That's where young Private here shines." "True." "I do struggle to comprehend emotions and feelings and... women." "You're on, Private." "Let's see." "Come on." "You know what to do." "Moonlight, guitar, oysters." "Sorry, Marlene." "Maybe if Phil could somehow show off his machismo." "Machismo!" "Español." "I like it!" "I do rather enjoy poetry, fine cuisine, and the ballet, of course." "Mason, what a sensitive soul you are." "Reach for the skies, chimps!" " What?" " Egad!" "Penguin desperados, and they've got sticks." "That's right, mateys!" "And shiver me timbers." "Kowalski, we're supposed to be desperados, not pirates." "Really?" "The point is, we want all your bananas!" "And there's no one tough enough here to stop us!" "Certainly not this milksop." "Hold on now." "Mason may not be tough." "But me, I'm from Hoboken!" "There there, love." "Those nasty penguins won't bother you again, you sweet, sensitive soul, you." "I imagine not." "I've got other options." "I've heard enough of your options, thank you." " I'm going with your plan." " Me?" " I was pointing at Kowalski." " Operation: "love from above"." "Mason will lead our target to a designated location where a heavy crate..." "How many times do I have to say it?" "Moonlight, candles..." "Where a heavy crate of bananas will fall." "I thought I'd be homesick, but I've barely thought about home since I met you." "Lovely." "Now excuse me one moment." "Don't move an inch." "Actually, move an inch to your right." "Your other right." "Perfect!" " That's the signal." " Go!" "It won't cut." "What are you doing?" "Get off me!" "Blast it all." "What the devil is the problem?" "The problem was, I based my calculations on cotton rope but we used nylon." "I've made the adjustments, so we're ready to go again." "Or not." "Gentlemen, it's time to break out the big guns." "I'm talking about love potion number... 37." "37?" "I know it's risky." "But so is love." "Remember Manfredi and Johnson when they fell for those chinstrap sisters." "They lost their hearts, a lung, and 15 feet of intestine." "What's in there?" "Flamingo sweat and garlic." "Baby!" "Preen me." "Preen me, sweet stuff!" "I hate to say it, lads, but perhaps Phil and Lulu just aren't meant to be." "Wait, wait." "You still haven't followed a certain someone's advice." "Egad, Marlene is right." "So you have come to me for the romantical advice." "This is not what I had in mind." "To impress this girly monkey, you must knock her feet off." "That is how I have gotten my many girlfriends." "What girlfriends?" "You don't know them, they live in Canada." "Trust me when I tell you they are made up... with lipsticks and powders and such." "But, you know, tastefully." "My secret is two words" "I am now about to say to you." "Get ready." "Wait, those weren't the two words." "And those weren't either." "Or those!" "Just tell us the two words!" ""Roller disco"." "Not that guy again." "Still..." "He's a jolly good dancer." "The victim approaches." "What are you doing?" "I hate to say it, but ringtail may have actually pulled this off." "No one can resist the allure of the roller disco." "I had no idea you were such a romantic." "It may not be a total loss." "Admittedly, things look a bit iffy." "Now release the dogs." " Get them off me!" " Don't you mean doves?" "On second thought, doves would have been better." "Good to know." "Lulu, please." "Come out." "Absolutely not!" "You're all loonies." "Nail the crate shut." "We won't let her out 'til she falls in love with Phil." "Listen." "We put him in the crate with her, then nail it shut." "Then they will fall in love, or die trying." "Give me 15 min." "I can crack open lots of oysters." "Don't be rash, man!" " What's he doing?" " He's gonna... speak to her!" "Biscuits and gravy!" "We didn't run a scenario for that." "What now?" ""I'm sorry for all I've put you through," ""but I didn't know how to tell you" ""that I think you are fantastic, beautiful, and amazing," ""and..."" "I'm not getting that last part." ""And I wish we could spend the waning hours" ""we have left here together" ""in each other's big hairy arms."" "His words, not mine." "Why didn't you just say all that in the first place?" "So just talking?" " That works?" " So the data would indicate." "Who knew?"