"WELL WISHES" "Subrip:" "Pix" "Tails!" "You wanted to see me, sir?" "Yes..." "Come on in, Mike." "It's Miles, sir." "Miles?" "Are you sure it's not Mike?" "I could have sworn it was Mike." "I'm pretty sure." "Okay." "Well take a seat, duly noted." "I'm gonna cut right to the chase here." "I got some bad news." "We're gonna have to let you go." "I don't understand that, sir." "Is it because of the Christmas party?" "Because I apologize for my girlfriend." "If it makes any difference, we received one hell of a rash from that mistletoe." "No, I thought that was pretty funny." "But no." "Okay." "This is..." "This is just..." "What about everything I've done for this company?" "You know, it's strictly financial, and I am sorry if this..." "If you're screwed by this, I really am." "But on behalf of the entire staff, I'd like to invite you to continue attending our bi-annual bake-off, both spring and autumn sweet and savory categories, best dish wins a gift certificate to McGillicutty's Seafood!" "Shack." "Did you just decide all this with that quarter?" "What quarter?" "Sir, the quarter." "You were just tapping it." "It's in your hand." "It's right in your hand, right here." "Sir, come on." "I don't like confrontation, Mike." "It's not my strong suit and if it were up to me, everybody could keep their jobs." "It is up to you, sir, you're the boss." "And you're telling me this is for financial reasons?" "I'm the top-earner." "I'm not into confrontation, okay?" "I am sorry." "Just, don't be a stranger." "You go get 'em, slugger." "And could you send Miles in when you go outside, please?" "I'm Miles, Shane." "Send the next guy in." "Thank you." "Have a good one." "Thanks a lot, buddy." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "I would like to introduce you all to the new interim departmental assistant head of the regional bureau of synergy assessment and strategic alignment, woo!" "Hey, sweetie." "I'm making a kale quinoa and couscous salad tonight." "My favorite." "I got laid off today." "You what?" "Hey." "What happened?" "Look at that, baby, that's beautiful." "Yeah, I know." "I did this for you." "You got all your favorite colors." "Do you know why I even did this?" "You don't even know why I did this." "I was gonna tell you tonight that you could take my last name when we get married." "Which is a big deal, Miles." "You're not even acknowledging how much that means, and now it's completely ruined, obviously." "It's not ruined, I just..." "Miles!" "What are you doing?" "Miles." "This is not your hook." "This is your hook." "What even happened?" "I'm pretty sure he decided on a coin toss." "That's ridiculous." "No, I'm pretty sure he did." "I can't even look at you right now." "What are you doing with the decorative pillow?" "It's in the negative space, I'm just..." "Miles!" "You're negative space!" "They go by color and pattern, Miles." "I mean, is it hard?" "Is it hard?" "It's not." "I love you." "Don't touch me." "This is just a prime example of Miles screws everything up!" "All the time!" "Just keep the candles goin'." "This night is over with." "There's no cuddling, you're not giving me a back rub." "Namaste." "Namaste." "It's seriously like you do these things on purpose." ""Melissa, it's gonna be so beautiful when we get married."" "Stop talking to me altogether, because you're breathing my cat's air, and wasting it on your stupid thoughts!" "I love you!" ""Dear Melissa,"" "Pick up the phone and I'll give you a baby!" ""Dear Melissa..." ""Dear Melissa..." ""Dear Melissa..." "Golden pepper." "Alright." "Okay." "Come on." "Come on." "Rip off!" "Listen." "Lady Liberty." "I sell 'em, I don't make 'em, all right?" "Move along." "No." "Pennies make dollars." "It's common sense!" "Jack?" "Coins..." "Yeah." "From wishing wells...?" "Yeah." "I'm serious, man." "Listen, all the municipalities, they don't have enough budget these days, to send people out to take care of the local fountains." "So we can come in, help out the local governments, even give more money to charity than what they typically get." "And then we keep everything on top of that, which is gonna be a nice chunk of change." "We haven't talked in weeks and you call me up out of the blue with this, with a Ponzi scheme?" "First up, it's not a Ponzi scheme, all right?" "Second off, I was embarrassed, man." "Well why would you be embarrassed?" "I should have called you, I'm sorry." "It's cool." "I get it." "Don't apologize." "We can be our own bosses, then we can go ahead and enjoy the liberating freedom we've always talked about." "Is it legal?" "Of course it's legal." "I've Googled it, Binged, Yahooed it." "I even asked Jeeves." "Who the hell's Jeeves?" "Well, I tried to ask Jeeves but I don't think he's around anymore or else he just goes by Ask." "I must've... missed the Jeeves train." "Come on, buddy." "You and me?" "This is our ticket." "When are you thinking of starting this thing?" "Tonight." "I'm talkin' about makin' money, man." "Makin' a lot of money." "Do you know how messed up it is out there?" "You should know how messed up it is out there." "I picked you up wearing a dress and a foam hat today." "People are struggling to find jobs." "It is a privilege to have a job." "And I'm glad that I have one, Miles." "Okay, as much fun as I know it would be," "I just do not have the stamina for these kinds of games anymore." "This is an opportunity, a legitimate opportunity with infinite potential." "You sound like Jerry from work." "Enough about Jerry, will you stop?" "You always talk about Jerry." "Just, "Jerry Jerry Jerry," you're like so obsessed with freakin' Jerry, just, look at the stars." "Jerry." "Why don't you just think about it?" "Okay." "You're out of your gourd but I will think about it." "Don't hurt yourself." "Gotta go." "Reach for it!" "Reach for the stars, buddy!" "Lady Liberty." "Golden Pepper scratch off?" "Nope, actually just a coffee today." "You know what?" "Actually I'll take 20 of 'em." "Change?" "Yeah, I got some," "I got some change." "I got this too." "Take good care of this, this is actually what's been keeping me off the streets too, if you can believe that, sir." "There you go." "These are for you too." "I don't much play the lottery, but thank you." "God bless you." "Good luck, sir." "Have we met before?" "You look familiar." "Okay." "Well maybe you can help me out." "I'm trying to figure out where all the fountains are around here." "Fountains?" "Yeah, wishing fountains." "Architectural enthusiast, are we?" "Just a growing interest." "My name is Miles, sir." "Durwood." "Pleasure to meet you, Durwood." "Nice ride." "Thank you, thank you." "It's a '57 wagon, obviously." "I know." "I had a coupe." "Really?" "First car." "Yeah?" "That's cool." "Yeah, everything's original in this one." "Interior, engine, all the numbers are right." "It's been in the family a long time." "It's been in a good family." "All right well," "I hope you win big with those." "Hey Miles." "Thanks for the generosity." "You take care, sir." "Hi!" "Hey." "Brought you a coffee." "Thanks, man." "Come on in, come on in." "You're livin' it up!" "Making pillow forts again?" "Of course I've been makin' pillow forts." "Shouldn't you be at work?" "If I had a job." "I quit." "Okay, all right." "Why..." "Okay, why'd you quit?" "I thought you'd be excited." "No, I just thought that you liked that job, what are talkin' about?" "Yeah, I did like that job, or I thought I liked that job, or I was pretending to like my job but," "I don't like my job." "I don't like pretending that Jerry Wunderlick's jokes are funny, I don't like the cookie-cutter cards that I've got to put on those shelves every day and they're not letting me put my own stuff up there?" "I'm being artistically repressed." "That's their loss, Jack." "Then I started thinking about everything that you've been saying about creating something of our own." "Something adventurous, something unique." "About, the liberating freedom." "And I realized, that's what I'm missing." "That's what I don't have, that's what I need." "It's what I want." "So, I mean..." "Even if we fail," "I'm in." "Are we gonna do this?" "Okay, okay." "Yeah, I'm a big bear." "It's beautiful." "I know, I know." "I had a cousin that once peed a penny." "Is that weird?" "It's not weird at all, it's money." "I want 'em up my nose..." "What?" "Down my throat." "Okay, that's you, man." "Royal sovereign FS44P." "I think we got the king of coin counters right here." "Look at that hopper!" "800 coin capacity, 300 coins per minute." "18,000 an hour." "We're gonna need more of these." "Well that's the goal." "That's the goal." "All right." "Tomorrow we hit up a fountain together." "Then after that we split up to cover more ground." "Yeah, got it." "Now, what do you do if the police come around?" "Tell them the truth, but no more than they need to know." "Routine cleaning." "When you're finished?" "Leave five dollars in pennies and nickels, to encourage replenishment." "I got this." "You remember that cold-ass winter?" "Like '86, '87?" "I do." "This ain't gonna end up like that, is it?" "No." "Not at all." "Do you feel like a million bucks?" "'Cause you look like a million bucks." "We knew this day would come." "Maybe about a month before they're replenished?" "At least." "High traffic zones might fill up sooner, but who knows." "What do you think?" "Break for a few months and hope people start wishing more than ever?" "Nah, at this point we either buckle or we boom." "Boom!" "In the morning I'll call around, check all the statewide registries." "If there's a fountain to be farmed, we'll find it." "Midweek, get you a firm route planned out." "Well you're coming along with me on this one, right?" "No man, you're the collector." "Nah, you gotta come along on this one, man." "This is your journey, my friend." "You must venture alone into the unknown night with only brother moon, sister sun, there can only be two moccasins upon your path." "Besides, somebody's gotta stick around, make sure this ship doesn't capsize." "We really got something." "We do, don't we?" "So if you're gonna be on the road and I'm stuck here," "I'm thinking maybe we could use an extra hand around here to help out at least with the investment ideas." "No, no." "That's a lot of numbers for this brain, man." "One." "All right maybe, maybe." "Just one, one guy or gal, okay?" "One." "One." "That's all I'm talkin' about." "All right." "I'll set up the interviews this week." "You know what, actually, forget about the interviews." "I got a better idea." "That guy?" "That's your better idea?" "Yeah, I had an intense experience with this guy, man." "I just, I got a good feeling about him." "That's a bona fide Scooby Doo villain over there, man." "Do you not trust me?" "This is reckless!" "Jack, just trust me on this one." "I see something in this guy." "It's called Hepatitis-C, it's yellowing of the eyes..." "No, it's not Hepatitis." "Is it scabies?" "No scabies." "No rabies." "I see genuine goodness in this guy, okay?" "Not but four weeks ago there was a fine line between me and him." "He deserves a second chance, Jack, and, we're in a position to give it to him." "Can you just roll with me on this?" "You ready?" "Jesus." "Okay, I'll give you the Scooby Doo villain." "Thank you." "Miles with the fountains." "And the ride." "You remember." "Age has dulled my sense of humor, young man." "Not my memory." "How did those lottery tickets treat you?" "Got flipped off a lot." "Thanks for the gesture." "Anytime, here, I got..." "Nah, never twice." "But you..." "Sir?" "Fresh out, sorry." "A little something for the night train fund." "Durwood, do you enjoy this?" "I suppose you mean my situation?" "Yeah." "If you wanna see the best and worst in people, just ask them to part with some of their hard-earned cash." "I believe it's called begging." "Asking." "I didn't get your name." "Jack, Durwood." "Durwood, Jack." "Pardon Jack." "So what brings you gentlemen out here?" "Actually we wanted to offer you a job." "If you haven't noticed, I'm retired." "Why's that funny?" "Durwood, I can tell you're an honest man." "I don't think I would work for anybody who would hire a stranger." "Aren't all hirees strangers at first?" "Yeah, but I might be dangerous." "But you're not dangerous, are you?" "No." "All right." "Well, you wouldn't be working for us." "You'd be working with us, Durwood." "And what would that line of work be, if I might ask?" "Coins." "Miles with the fountains." "First you must incorporate." "We must." "To be a legitimate business you have to have a legitimate business." "There's gonna be a grey zone in state and federal taxes but I can take care of that." "I'll need you to get records from every harvest site and receipts, I can't stress it enough." "You gotta keep every receipt." "We'll start with some high-interest CD accounts then we'll go long into fiber optics, scratch-proof glass, real estate, maybe, down the road." "I predict we'll milk 23 cents out of every penny you bring back." "Well, I mean, that's..." "Can we change out this city map for a state map?" "So we can follow you on your trip." "I'm sorry, is this going a little fast for you?" "'Cause it is for me." "I mean, we hardly know this guy." "I don't know you." "So I guess I have a few questions like," "I don't know, why you smell like burritos, what's up with your hair?" "And if you're such a brilliant businessman, how'd you become homeless?" "I ended up in the position I find myself in today, after a series of decisions." "Decisions with which I am at peace." "But I'm not homeless, young man." "Can I crash here while we get this thing going?" "Okay, brother." "We're going all the way with this." "That's right, buddy." "All right." "All right, the receipts and the release forms, and all the paperwork, I'll make sure to have it and you just gotta keep Jack in line and we'll be all right." "Yeah." "And I'll try to keep Durwood out of the garbage." "Drive safe." "All right, that wasn't nice." "That wasn't nice to say at all." "I apologize for him." "But he'll come around and he'll see what we see, okay?" "He's smart." "I wouldn't have hired me either." "Well Durwood, I just trust you." "Life's a lot easier that way, you know what I mean?" "So you just do your thing, and we'll have ourselves a legitimate business on our hands, okay?" "You got it, boss." "No, no." "No boss, none of this..." "This, you know, this is..." "You know what I mean?" "No boss, no boss." "I'll talk to you later, all right?" "Here we go!" "We're doin' it!" "We need some better furniture." "I'll get right on that, Durwood." "When?" "Hello." "Hello yourself." "Sorry, I didn't mean to sneak up on you." "I was just leaving." "What'd you wish for?" "If I tell you, doesn't it void the wish?" "No, actually." "As soon as your coin hits the water, it registers with the wish distributors." "Besides, you know, when it comes to wishes, it's not the coin that matters anyway." "Are you superstitious?" "Yeah, yeah I've knocked on my fair share of wood." "Then would you mind leaving mine in there?" "Just in case." "Which one is it?" "It's that one." "It's that one?" "You know what, actually it's..." "Yeah." "Yeah, it's my lunchtime, actually." "It's a really nice day out." "You seem like equally a nice person." "Why don't you take a walk with me around the park and I'll spare your coin another day?" "Why not." "Why not." "All right." "It must be nice to work here every day." "Plenty of fresh air..." "You get to watch the seasons change right before you eyes." "Yeah about that?" "I I don't mean to mislead you but I don't work for the park." "Who do you work for?" "Myself." "Yourself?" "Yeah." "Then what is..." "What were you..." "What?" "Just consider me one of the world's most active coin collectors." "Come on." "No, I'm serious." "You're pulling my leg." "No." "Seriously?" "Seriously, seriously!" "So you make a living here?" "Yeah, well here, there, you know." "Everywhere." "That is crazy." "So what were you before this?" "Miserable." "And now?" "Making progress." "All right what about you?" "What are you doing out here on a," "Tuesday?" "Wednesday." "Wednesday." "Close." "Well, besides the obvious?" "The fresh air." "The sights." "I used to come here when I was a kid." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "But now I'm just, you know, passing through." "Travelling the state." "A vacation, sort of." "Okay." "Getting off the grid for a while." "The grid?" "So what about you?" "Where do your roots end?" "The grid." "Where are you goin'?" "Well that's..." "That is a good question, isn't it?" "Well wait." "Wait." "If I'm gonna take anything away from this conversation, let it be your name." "Penelope." "Miles." "As in, like..." "No." "As in Ellie, not Penny." "God, wouldn't that be something." "Yeah, it would." "All right." "Okay." "Well, did you..." "Quarter, dime, nickel?" "Your wish." "Penny." "Of course." "All right well I'm gonna be here until about midnight tonight so I'm gonna leave all the pennies there until then and that guarantees that your wish is heard and you know, at the end of the night" "I'll have to go in and swoop 'em all up but, all will be well." "Okay." "Okay." "Are you gonna be here tomorrow?" "I am on vacation." "You never know." "All right." "What'd you wish for?" "What we're all wishing for." "What are you doing right now?" "Checking the internet." "Making sure you're not gonna murder me." "What's your last name?" "I need you to get these notarized." "I gotta check out fountain progress." "Miles, what's up!" "Hey, buddy." "One week without our fearless leader." "Good news on your end?" "If things keep going the way they're going, we're gonna retire by the end of next year, brother." "You guys should be receiving some packages from me by the end of the week, okay?" "And I am currently one day behind." "All right." "Everything okay?" "I'm just gonna spend the night here in zone seven and then I'll make everything up tomorrow." "Remember, you're on CEO time now, buddy so just pace yourself." "You pace yourself." "Listen, didn't mean to mention it but I got some ideas I wanna run by you." "I can't wait to hear 'em!" "You wanna just give 'em to me in detail when I get back?" "Sure sure." "Happy treasuring, my friend." "Talk to you soon." "So?" "So what?" "So, how's he doing?" "Well, Miles is doing well, Durwood." "Thank you for asking, I appreciate your concern." "Do you have a problem?" "Yeah." "Matter of fact." "Just because you know your way around the legal landscape doesn't mean we're friends." "Damn sure doesn't mean I trust you." "Miles does." "Miles isn't right about everything." "You trust him?" "Yes I do." "Then give me a chance." "I'm here to help." "Have some fun in the process." "I don't need to be here." "What, are you gonna go back to your job haunting the abandoned mineshaft?" "Maybe." "I have some ideas, on RD." "Think we can make Miles' life a little bit easier." "We'd have to hire somebody though, freelance, of course." "Can you get on board?" "We all agreed not to hire anybody." "But I'll trust you." "We'll break it to Miles later." "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry, are you okay?" "Yeah?" "Here." "Yeah." "You got me good!" "You know, I was hoping to run into you, I just, you know, not quite..." "Like that." "You almost missed me." "I was just packing up." "Really?" "Where were you headed?" "Just looking to put some asphalt between me and my problems." "I see." "Well..." "They're never quite as bad as they seem to be?" "All right, this may seem absolutely bonkers since we're pretty much strangers..." "Well isn't everybody?" "Yeah, at first, right?" "Why don't you ride with me?" "What?" "I mean, there's plenty of fresh air out there." "You know, if you're looking for change, you just gotta know where to find it." "It makes sense." "To coin a phrase." "Hurry fast or I'm about to turn on a dime." "I'll keep 'em coming." "Quarter." "You do have my coin, right?" "I do." "So I guess that makes me a shareholder." "It does." "I guess I could ride along and keep tabs on my investment." "Yeah?" "Okay!" "You better be a normal dude, though." "I'm just a dude bein' normal in a light-blue onesie!" "Out in public!" "All right, where to?" "You wanna pick on the other side." "It's not going through, okay." "Okay, you wanna, okay..." "Think you'd fit in here?" "Yep." "I need this job so I can pay off people." "They won't be coming here though, I promise." "I trust you." "You know, that fancy phone has a fancy map on there too." "But, this is a treasure map." "Okay?" "You don't do that on a treasure map." "You gotta lay it out, like this." "Then you trace it." "Okay." "I'm gonna go load up on some junk food." "All right." "Hello!" "Hey, partner." "Keep up the good work, man, we're rollin' in dough here." "It's gonna get deeper because we are actually ahead of schedule now." "Really?" "Yeah." "Jack listen." "I I have to tell you something." "I hired someone." "Who is he?" "He is a she and her name is Penelope." "Penelope?" "Woohoohoohoo!" "I I met her at zone number seven, and yeah." "All right I'm not gonna give you too much hell, just tell me this, is she worth it?" "Wahoo!" "I do believe so." "Okay." "All right then." "You're taking this a hell of a lot better than I thought you would." "Do you trust me, Miles?" "Of course I trust you." "The feeling is mutual." "I'm sure you had good reasons." "Yeah, I had very good reasons." "But she's the last one." "No más." "Cool cool." "Well, I gotta get back to it." "Got a big surprise waiting for you when you get back." "Okay, cool." "Well you tell Durwood I said hello." "All right, sounds good." "That was our fearless leader." "What are you running from?" "I'm not running." "I'm just keeping pace." "Okay." "It's a long story." "No actually, it's not a long story." "I just, I don't want you to think less of me." "That's impossible, I can never think less of you." "Someone very close to me is sick." "She has been for a while." "And I, took a risk to do something." "I got carried away." "Well, sounds like you were just trying to do the right thing." "There's nothing wrong with that." "Right." "Checks and sandwich time, gentlemen." "Here you go, Lawrence." "All right, enjoy, fellas." "That was the best barbecue I've ever had." "Seriously." "What's in the sauce?" "Old family secret." "You got a lot of secrets, Durwood." "How do you know so much?" "It's just sauce." "No, about everything." "About barbecue, about obscure taxation laws." "Life." "I've lived a lot of it." "Yeah." "Worn a lot of hats." "I never would have given you the time of day unless" "Miles had insisted." "He's always had a certain intuition that I just don't." "Can't teach intuition, can you?" "He's a born leader." "Doesn't even know it." "Don't compare your goodness by the prism of somebody else." "You're doing all right by him." "What do you want out of all this, Durwood?" "I mean, besides the obvious." "One thing I want, is for a certain smart young individual to forgo the assumptions accompanying a man's clothes." "A mistake I've made once or twice." "Then, well I might die happy." "Which will probably be the case when Miles gets back." "He's gonna kill us when he sees we've hired a full staff." "Doesn't it cost a lot to send these back?" "No it's like pennies on the dollar." "Besides, when these little piggies are at guard, it keeps "the powers that be" from interfering." "So they're like sentinels." "Yeah." "Exactly." "You know, I used to have one of these when I was a kid." "I filled it with chewing gum and baseball cards though." "A pretty girl with baseball cards." "You are so adorable." "Gosh that seems so far away now." "Why don't we, you know, go see your folks?" "You said they're close by, right?" "I don't think that's such a good idea." "No?" "Okay." "Right." "Cool." "We can't stay long though." "Okay." "Let's do it." "It's okay." "Could you just give me a second?" "Okay, no problem." "Okay." "Okay?" "You have a responsibility that you haven't taken care of!" "No, Dad!" "You know why I did it!" "You know exactly why I did that!" "Right, but now it's time to take care of it!" "Don't you start with that!" "You must be Miles." "Mrs. Norris." "Sorry I just let myself in like that." "Don't be silly." "I've heard so much about you from" "Penelope's post cards." "You know, she doesn't get to call home that much anymore." "Would you mind helping me in the kitchen?" "Yeah, I'd love to." "Okay." "Yes, yes." "Mom, are you okay?" "I understand you're a business owner." "How exciting." "He doesn't want to talk about that." "Well, why don't we just let Miles be the judge of that?" "Yes, ma'am, I am." "I..." "What kind of business is it?" "That's a good question." "He's a collector." "Professional collector." "And he's been nice enough to give me a job." "I see." "So, antiques or cars, or..." "Coins." "Okay!" "That's very neat, Miles." "Yeah." "You've raised a wonderful daughter." "A business owner and a good judge of character." "We've really grown up with her." "We miss her." "I'm sure you'll understand some day, that is if you have children." "Yeah, yeah obviously." "Yes, yeah." "Yeah, kids." "We've just been talking." "Miles here has been kind enough to give Penelope a job." "Is that so?" "What line of work are you in, Miles?" "He collects coins." "Isn't that fascinating?" "And you turn profit, do you?" "You'd be surprised, sir." "How old are you, Miles?" "I'm... 35." "I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt to anyone who's 35 and still says sir." "Who wants dessert?" "Yeah." "First, we gotta talk." "Miles, you seem to be an impressive young man," "I trust you won't be offended if I ask you to wait outside." "No, he stays." "He can hear whatever you have to say." "It's okay, it's okay, really, I..." "No." "Very well." "Will you give this to Penelope, please?" "Okay, all right." "Now that's $500." "And I want you to take it, regardless of what comes next." "Dad, I told you, I have a job." "I have an income now." "I'm gonna set this all straight." "I'm gonna dial this number." "This is a good man, and he tells me that he's gonna do everything in his power to try to help you out." "Stop it." "She's not a criminal." "We've all made mistakes." "Why are you doing this, Dad?" "'Cause you have to face this, so we can get past this and become a family again." "Again?" "I love you with all my heart, but that's why I have to do this." "The law is the law, Penelope." "I can't stop you from walking out that door, but please, don't disappoint me anymore, sweetie." "So, would we like to have banana pudding or shortcake?" "You cannot keep running from consequence." "If you liked the meatloaf, Miles, I think you would like the banana pudding." "We shouldn't have come." "Dad, don't do this!" "I gotta go, I gotta go." "I love you." "I love you too." "Great meatloaf." "Thank you, Miles." "Goodbye, Penelope." "Okay." "I'll just wiggle on out of here." "You okay?" "Let's go." "Penelope..." "I want you know that you don't ever have to feel like you have to talk about that, okay?" "I'm in a lot of trouble, Miles." "Okay?" "What kind of trouble are we talking about?" "The money kind." "Where I might have to go away for a while." "You'd believe me if I told you I was just trying to do the right thing, right?" "Because I was." "Absolutely." "I know you were trying to do the right thing." "I know that." "They mean everything to me and I can't imagine life without them and when my mom got sick, I..." "I'm trouble." "I bet I'm a lot more trouble than you." "I'll be there with you and we will find a way." "Okay?" "All right..." "You can start by getting a good night's rest." "Yeah." "It's gonna be okay." "Ellie!" "It's me." "It's the fella next door." "Last night was great, it was special." "Especially..." "Especially great!" "I don't wanna compromise this..." "Us." "I know I'm not exactly Johnny Poetry Pants out here but" "I made you somethin'!" "I bet you're tired, you know?" "'Cause I know I am." "And that's not me braggin' or nothin', that's just, you know, it's, can we talk?" "Are you Penelope Norris?" "No..." "Then please step aside." "You step aside." "Let me see some identification, son." "Can you tell me what you do for a living, Mr. McCray?" "Yeah." "What do you do for a living?" "I work." "Nothin'." "All right." "Hey, can I ask what's going on here?" "No, you may not." "You gonna tell me where Penelope's headed?" "I have no idea." "Say that again." "I have no idea." "It's your lucky day." "We believe you." "We're done here, Kyle." "Have a nice day." "Hey, you can't take those soaps." "Evidence." "Tell me the meaning of life, Durwood." "Now is as good a time as any." "Well I had it years ago, but, then I left it on the roof of my car at a gas station and drove off." "Something she said stuck with me." "Said we were thieving wishes." "I don't know about that." "Coins are just the vessels." "Let's just make sure we put them to good use." "So how are you and Jack getting along?" "He's a good manager." "And a good man." "We got ourselves quite an empire on our hands here," "Durwood." "Hey!" "It's a shooting star!" "Two sips." "Cheers." "Cheers." "You will find her." "All right well thanks for yapping' with me, Durwood." "Next time why don't we talk about your love life, all right?" "It's only fair." "Yeah, I'll tell you about the 12 loves of my life." "Deal." "Take care." "More coffee?" "Thanks, Hans." "It will be okay." "Miles." "What's good, Jack?" "Everything, man, everything." "How's the road?" "Very nurturing, actually." "We have officially farmed the state dry." "Really?" "Then I guess it's time for you to come back home then?" "No, Jack." "National." "What?" "What do you mean national?" "If North Carolina is any indication of what we can do, think about the possibilities here." "Listen." "Miles, I gotta tell you something." "National sounds great." "It's a good idea." "All right!" "I knew you'd be on board, man." "Jack?" "Jack." "Yeah, yeah." "I'll make the arrangements." "I miss you, man." "National, buddy." "Yeah." "Time to get to work." "Thanks, man." "Hoods up." "Hey!" "Hey!" "It's good to see you, welcome back." "Good to see you too." "The lone prospector returns." "It's good to see you, Durwood." "Is that a little grey I see in there?" "Older and wiser from the road." "I guess he's all "growed up"." "Why don't we have those beers?" "We got something to show you first." "Told you we had a surprise for you, right?" "You did say that." "Okay." "Fearless leader!" "This is where it all begins." "Donald, Lawrence and Tim, some of the finest in the coin business." "Error coins and rarities are their game." "This is Durwood's brilliant idea." "A clipped planchet Eisenhower can go for $400." "A raised-rim Indian cent can maybe fetch $100." "A double-struck quarter can go for $1000." "Then there are the rarities." "That would be Hans." "Who is Hans?" "Hello Supreme Leader!" "Please don't do that, don't do that ever again." "I am sorry, Supreme Leader." "I am sorry." "It's okay." "Hans here is in possession of some very very rare coins." "Have you ever heard of a 1913 Liberty Head nickel?" "Nope, never heard of one." "Well, you found one." "And now Hans has it." "Priceless." "What's to prevent Hans here from just running off with it?" "Never!" "Supreme Leader has given me everything." "Everything!" "That, that is dedication." "Find me that 1849 double eagle, gentlemen." "Yes, sir." "Thank you." "All unremarkable coins end up here, where 55% of our profit is born." "I know, it ain't much to see but, it is beautiful hearing all those dollars rake in, right?" "Now, you're gonna wanna wear one of these." "Fearless leader." "We melt the coins down to their very essence." "Pre-1963 dimes and quarters for pure silver," "World War II nickels for copper and silver." "So I guess this is where currency comes to die." "No, to be reborn, Miles." "And at three to 6,000% increase in value." "I'm pretty sure it's illegal, Jack." "No, it's not illegal." "We Googled it, we Binged it, we asked Jeeves." "Who will return to retrieve their coin?" "Do you think they care what happens to them?" "Who do you think we're hurting here?" "It's not illegal." "It's capitalism." "Here's to Miles with the fountains, home again." "Okay, guys." "How did this all happen?" "This is a caricature." "A caricature of what?" "You said you wanted something unique, something of our own." "I said hire nobody else." "We agreed to hire nobody else and you went out and hired a freaking army, man." "We hired a few guys." "A few?" "To be fair, you hired what's her name, Penelope?" "Okay, I needed Penelope out there to help me just as much as you needed Durwood here and you were fine with it." "Durwood, did you agree to all this?" "No." "I didn't agree to it." "It was my idea." "If you're gonna blame somebody, blame me." "I see." "Yeah, great." "What's up with the two gold watches?" "Is that really necessary?" "One's west coast time." "Tim, go get a glass." "What kind of glass?" "A glass." "A glass!" "Sheesh!" "I can't lose this job, guys." "No one can." "Here's the glass, here's the glass." "Thank you, finally!" "What is the real problem here, are you mad at my watches, or is it that this all happened in your absence?" "That without you, we took a legitimate opportunity and actualized it to its infinite potential, those are you words, Miles!" "Yeah yeah!" "Infinite potential, yes, but we have it without all of this, okay?" "This is a freaking bureaucracy that we were trying to avoid." "This is all the corporate stuff that we didn't want..." "What's not to like here?" "You're turning it into something else!" "Now it is a weight on our shoulders!" "It's weight, yeah, it's weight in our pockets, man." "I send you the package, you smash them and you put 'em in the bank, okay?" "You think that you are on the cusp of being a millionaire because of you and your broom and Penelope, we took your idea and we grew it, we made it bigger, we made it better, it's working, it's a success!" "We were trying to get out of the cubicle, you're taking me right back!" "We made something good, you wanna knock it down, go ahead, fire them, I'm not gonna do it!" "What goes, guys?" "Not now, Hans!" "Our fate hangs by a string." "Shoot." "Fearless leader!" "Fearless leader!" "A Glass for your beer?" "My god." "It's so good to see you." "Hi." "Hey." "God, I really missed you." "Hey after you left I ran into those guys that were looking for you, I didn't say anything." "I" "I made these for you." "It's okay, they're just..." "They're perfect." "Will you put them on me?" "Yeah, yeah." "Let's see." "You look gorgeous." "I brought you your sweater." "I don't care about my sweater, it's..." "I turned myself in." "Is that passion fruit?" "It's like a mixed mango." "I found the note you left in the fountain." "I love you too." "Good." "I want to make this work." "I'll wait, okay?" "I have to go." "Just..." "She's beautiful, Miles." "That's what was so worth it, that was your hire?" "All right." "Call 'em up, Jack." "You call 'em up, Miles." "So you wanted to see me?" "Yeah, I know we really haven't had a chance to get to know each other much, you know, but, you seem like a stand-up guy." "Makes it all the harder to do this," "I'm gonna have to let you..." "Yeah, just let me flourish." "I understand." "I gotta let you go." "Go where?" "Go get you some coffee?" "Okay, you're..." "Why?" "It's just, things have gotten a little out of hand." "We started in crazy." "Why is crazy affecting us now?" "My wife, she's about to have a little baby." "I'm supposed to check out the sonogram this week." "And I have student loans coming to my ears." "You know, to get down here I bought a $125,000 Winnebago." "Right here, next months' projected earnings." "Sorry, I'm sorry." "Don't tell me it's Tim, is it Tim?" "What did Tim say?" "What did he say?" "Fire those sketchy guys, you know who I'm talking about." "I'd like to extend an invitation to our annual..." "Bake-off?" "An exit strategy, or I'm gonna burn the place down." "That's it." "That's it." "You know what?" "This is bullsh..." "Thank you." "Thank you." "It's done." "You got your way." "I'm done too, okay?" "Consider me fired as well." "Listen, Miles, this is your baby." "Reset it, you can rehire those guys." "Do what you gotta do." "Let me get this straight." "You just fired everybody, now you dump it in our laps and you're gonna bail?" "Jack, I'm not cut out for this, okay?" "You go out that door, you know what it means." "Then we're done." "We're done done." "Then we're done done." "Jack, relax." "You relax." "Just calm down." "I see." "You're just gonna take your ball and go home." "Good luck." "Way to go, Durwood." "Me?" "Everything's fallen apart and it's because of you." "Look, you can fix this, this is fixable." "This all started the minute we brought you on." "I told him not to hire you and he did." "Swallow your pride, son." "You're fired." "You can't fire me." "I just did." "You're fired." "You're fired." "You're fired!" "I'm gonna go after my friend and when we get back, you should not be here." "We'll be in touch if a position becomes open down the line." "Look, now is not the time to talk to Miles." "Calm down, let him calm down, give it some time." "Goodbye, Durwood." "Not now, Hans." "It's okay." "How'd you find me, man?" "You like to gamble." "Once in a blue moon I like to gamble with you." "Listen I..." "That got pretty..." "Yeah, I know." "I was ready, man, I was on board." "What did you want out of all that?" "Jack, if you asked me that when we first started, you know, I would have said success but," "all I want is Penelope, and my best friend back." "And I'm sorry because it really..." "I'm sorry." "What's next?" "Durwood!" "Durwood!" "Durwood?" "Come on, man!" "Hey look, I'm sorry about the way we handled that, man." "We were out of line and, it's just plain wrong, all right?" "Where you at?" "His stuff's still back there." "And I got like 10 voicemails." "Are you here to see Durwood?" "Are you two on the list?" "We can be." "What are your names?" "Miles." "Jack." "He's asked to see the two of you last." "Okay." "Thanks." "He's ready for you." "Miles with the fountains." "What happened?" "The inevitable." "I I got you something." "You know, sometimes I wonder what kind of old man I'll make, and I sure as hell hope I'm as cool as you, Durwood." "I really do." "Strange thing to think." "I wanna tell you something." "What do you need?" "You gave me this." "Yeah." "This is good." "This." "Better." "You all right?" "Durwood, are you okay?" "This doesn't feel real." "That's the way it is." "What'd you say?" "What's that?" "That's the way it is." "It's the way it is." "Well we'll see you tomorrow, right?" "Tomorrow." "Good." "Yeah." "Good morning, gentlemen." "Morning." "I'm Jack." "Eli." "Miles." "Miles." "Pleasure to meet you, sir." "Nice to meet you too." "Before we start, we just wanted to make it clear that we intend on covering everything." "Spare no expenses, he was the best." "Well I appreciate the gesture, it's very noble but it's all taken care of." "I don't understand." "I'll leave that to somebody better equipped." "Come on in!" "Hi, gentlemen." "Surely this will be a lot to take in, but I wanted you to hear it from me." "I'm Durwood's daughter." "Thank you." "You must be Miles." "Yes." "And you're Jack." "Yeah." "Good to meet you." "I've heard a lot about you both." "My father was many things." "Most notably a man of celebration." "But he wasn't exactly the man that you thought he was." "What I'm trying to say is, my father was a self-made billionaire." "He had many enterprises." "In a younger life he was a war veteran, a surgeon, and always a man of his word." "But, Bone Doctor's Sauce was his life's passion." "Old family secret." "His diagnosis gave him very little time, so he dedicated himself to one final act." "He returned to a station in life he once knew, under the guise of utter poverty." "He wanted to prove the good in people on his own terms." "Apparently, you two, balanced the scales." "I can see why it was worth it to him." "Gentlemen," "Mr. Hamilton's last will and testament grants you limited power of his estate to decide which charities will receive 90% of his wealth, and the rest will be allocated amongst his 12 grandchildren." "And along with requesting your compliance as pallbearers, he's asked me to read you these words." ""Start again."" "The world is still here." "But a shade less bright without you." "I think you'll find your troubles have a way of growing up and leaving home." "Not through the door, not out the window, but gone none the less." "May your family have bread so that they never know hunger, and salt so life always has flavor." "We will always deal in coin with the understanding that its purpose springs only from the hand beneath it." "For now, we just live." "They say youth is wasted on the young, but in three months, you and I will prove otherwise." "Sending you well wishes."