" There's a strange man in my bedroom." " No." " Mum?" " I'm in town." "Just go home right now." " You're breaking up." " Mum!" "Agh!" "Right, then, I'll be off, unless..." "I don't know..." "You could come with me." " Is it always dangerous?" " Yeah." " How long have I been gone?" " About 12 hours." "I just want to see my mum." " What will you tell her?" " That I've been to the year five billion and only been gone 12 hours?" "No, I'll say I spent the night at Shareen's." "See you later." "Don't you disappear." "I'm back!" "I was with Shareen." "She was all upset again." "Are you in?" "So, how have you been?" "What's that face for?" "It's not the first time I've stayed out all night." " It's you!" " Of course it's me." "Oh, my God." "It's you." "Oh, my God!" "It's not 12 hours, it's 12 months." "You've been gone a whole year." "Sorry." "The hours I've sat here, days and weeks and months, all on my own." "I thought you were dead." "And where were you?" "Travellingl" "What does that mean, travelling?" "That's no sort of answer." "You ask her." "She won't tell me." "Just says travelling." " That's what I was doing." " Your passport's here." "It's one lie after another!" "I meant to phone, I really did." "I just forgot." "You forgot for a year?" "And I am left sitting here." "I just don't believe you." "Why won't you tell me where you've been?" "Actually, it's my fault." "I sort of employed Rose as my companion." " Is this a sexual relationship?" " No!" "Then what is it?" "You waltz in here, all charm and smiles." "The next thing I know, she vanishes off the face of the earth!" "How old are you?" "40?" "45?" "Did you meet on the internet?" "Did you pretend you're a doctor?" " I AM a Doctor." " Stitch this, mate." "Oh!" "Did you think about me at all?" "I did, all the time, but..." "One phone call." "Just to know that you were alive." "I'm sorry." "I really am." "What terrifies me is that you still can't say." "What happened to you, Rose?" "What can be so bad that you can't tell me, sweetheart?" "Where were you?" "I can't tell her." "I can't even begin." "She's never gonna forgive me." "And I missed a year." "Was it good?" " Middling." " You're so useless." "If it's this much trouble, are you gonna stay here?" " I don't know." "I can't do that to her again." " Well, she's not coming with us." "No chance!" " I don't do families." " She slapped you!" "900 years of time and space, then slapped by your mother." " Your face!" " It hurt!" "You're so gay!" "When you say 900 years..." " That's my age." " You're 900 years old?" "Yeah." "My mum was right." "That is one hell of an age gap." "Every conversation with you just goes mental." "There's no one else I can talk to." "I've seen all that stuff up there and I can't say a word." "Aliens and spaceships and things, and I'm the only person on Planet Earth who knows they exist." "Oh, that's just not fair." "Get back." " It's blocked off." " We're miles from the centre." "The city must be gridlocked." "London must be closing down." "I can't believe I'm here to see this." "It's fantastic!" " Did you know about this?" " Nope." " Recognise the ship?" " Nope." " Do you know why it crashed?" " Nope." " I'm so glad I've got you" " This is why I travel - to see history happening in front of us." "Let's go and see it." "Forget the traffic." "We've got the Tardis." "One spaceship's enough." "I don't want to shove another one on top." "Yours is a big blue box." "No one's gonna notice." "There'll be all kinds of people watching." "The Tardis stays where it is." " So history's happening and we're stuck here?" " Yes, we are." " It's gotta be Ken Livingstone, ain't it?" " We could always do what everybody else does." "We could watch it on TV." "Big Ben destroyed as a UFO crash-lands in Central London." "Police reinforcements are drafted in to control widespread panic, looting and civil disturbance." "A state of national emergency has been declared." "Tom Hitchinson is at the scene." "The police are urging the public not to panic." "There's a helpline number if you're worried about friends or family." "The military are on the look-out for spaceships." "All flights in North American airspace have been grounded." "The army is sending divers into the wrecked spaceship." "No one knows what they'll find." "The President will address the nation live." "The Secretary General has asked that people watch the skies." " I make him welcome or risk losing you." " Your mother sobbed in my arms." " I cradled her like a child." " I'm trying to listen." "News is just coming in." "Now to Tom at the Embankment." "They've found a body." "It's unconfirmed, but I'm being told that a body has been found of non-terrestrial origins." "It's being brought ashore." "A body has been found inside the wreckage." "Guess who asked me out." "Billy Croot!" "Unconfirmed reports say that the body is of extraterrestrial origin." "An extraordinary event unfolding here in Central London." "The body is being transferred to a secure unit mortuary, whereabouts as yet unknown." "And when you've stuck your fins on, you can cover it in buttercream." "Then ice it any colour you want." "Here's one I made a little bit earlier - your very own spaceship, ready to eat." "We still don't know if it's dead." "Whitehall is denying everything." "The body has been brought to Albion Hospital." "It's the closest to the river." "Go on." "I'm being told that General Asquith is now entering the hospital." "The building's been evacuated." "The patients have been moved onto the streets." "The police won't confirm that an alien body is inside those walls." "Let's have a look, then." "Good God!" " That's real?" "It's not a hoax or a dummy or?" " I've X-rayed the skull." "It's wired up inside like nothing I've ever seen before." "No one could make this up." "We've got experts being flown in." "Until they arrive, get that out of sight." "Excuse me, sir." "I know it's a state of emergency and there's a lot of rumour flying around, but is it true what they're saying about the prime minister?" "Mystery still surrounds the whereabouts of the prime minister." "The opposition are criticising his lack of leadership and..." "Hold on." "That's Joseph Green, MP for Hartley Dale." "He's chairman of the parliamentary commission on the monitoring of sugar standards in exported confectionery - hardly the most important person." "Indra Ganesh, sir, Junior secretary with the MOD." "I'll be your liaison." " Where the hell is he?" " We'll talk upstairs." "Excuse me." "Harriet Jones." "MP for Flydale North." " I'm sorry." "Can't it wait?" " But I did have an appointment at 3.15." "A spaceship crashed in the middle of London." "I think the schedule might have changed." " You've heard about the alien, sir?" " Never mind that." " Where's the prime minister?" " He's disappeared." "With the Cabinet stranded outside London, that makes you acting prime minister." "Oh, Lord!" "Oh, hold on." "Pardon me." "It's just a nervous stomach." "Anyway..." "Margaret Blaine." "She's with Ml5." "I escorted the prime minister from the Cabinet Room to his car." " This is Oliver Charles, transport liaison." " The car's disappeared." "It literally vanished." "Right." "Inside." "Tell me everything." "Er, sir..." "The emergency protocols." "Detailing the actions to be taken in the event of an alien incursion." "Right." "Good." "Blimey!" "Pardon me." "Let's work, eh?" " Where are you going?" " Nowhere." "It's a bit human for me." "History just happened and they're talking about cheap top-up cards." " I'm only off on a wander." " A spaceship landed and you're just wandering?" "Nothing to do with me." "It was a genuine crash-landing." "Angle of descent, smoke." "Perfect." " So?" " So maybe this is it." "The first contact!" "Mankind officially comes into contact with an alien race." "You have to handle this on your own." "The human race will finally grow up." "Just this morning, you were all tiny and small and made of clay." "Now you can expand!" "Celebrate history." "Spend some time with your mum." "Promise you won't disappear?" "Tell you what." "Tardis key." "It's about time you had one." "See you later." "Oi, gorgeous!" "Join the party!" "Oh, my God!" "Wait, Doctor!" "Doctor!" "I bet no one's brought you a coffee." " Thank you." " Pleasure." "You still can't go in." "Damn." "You've seen through my cunning plan." " I'm sorry." "It's just impossible." " Not even for two minutes?" "I don't often walk these corridors." "I'm not a babe, just a faithful backbencher." "I know we've had a brave new world land on our doorstep, and that's wonderful." "Probably wonderful." "Nevertheless, ordinary life keeps ticking away." "I need to enter this paper." "Mr Green, sir, I know you're busy, but could you put this on the next Cabinet agenda?" " What is it?" " Cottage hospitals." "I've worked out a system whereby they do not have to be excluded from centres of excellence." "My mother's in the Flydale Infirmary." "That's my constituency." "Tiny place." "By all the saints, get some perspective, woman!" "I'm busy!" "Shh!" "Agh!" "Defence Plan Delta!" "Come on, move!" " It's alive!" " Spread out." "Tell the perimeter it's a lockdown." " My God." "It's still alive!" " Do it!" "Mick!" "Terry!" "Side rooms, now!" " Clear!" " Front clear!" " Keep it moving!" " Clear!" " I swear it was dead." " Coma, shock, hibernation." "What does it look like?" "It's still here." "Hello!" "Don't shoot!" "What did you do that for?" "It was scared!" "It was scared!" "I've got the White House phoning me because Downing Street won't answer their calls." "We haven't even started the vaccination programme!" " The nations of the world are watching us!" " Well, it has been a bit of a shock." "This is the greatest crisis in modern history and you've done nothing." "You're in charge." "We need positive leadership." "The capital's ground to a halt." "We assume that the prime minister's disappearance is the result of hostile alien action." "And what have you been doing?" "Nothing!" "Sorry." "I thought I was prime minister now." " Only by default." " Oh, that's not fair!" "I've been having such fun." "You think this is fun?" "It's a hoot, this job." "Honestly, it's super!" "Oh, excuse me!" "Oh!" "What's going on here?" " Why hasn't the Cabinet been airlifted in?" " I cancelled it." "They'd only get in the way." "Oh!" "There I go." "And me!" "I'm shaking my booty!" "Sir, under section five of the emergency protocols, it is my duty to relieve you of command." "I'll put this country under martial law if I have to." "Oh, I'm scared" "I mean, that's hair-raising." "I mean, literally." "Look!" "I assumed that's what aliens looked like, but you're saying it's a pig from Earth." "More like a mermaid." "Victorian showmen used to draw the crowds by gluing the skull of a cat to a fish and calling it a mermaid." "Now someone's taken a pig, opened up its brain, stuck bits on, put it in that ship and made it dive-bomb." "It must have been terrified." "They've taken this animal and turned it into a joke." "So it's a fake." "A pretend, like the mermaid." "But the technology augmenting its brain is like nothing on Earth." "It's alien." "Aliens are faking aliens." "Why would they do that?" "Doctor?" "Doctor?" " Here's to the Martians!" " To the Martians!" " I was gonna come and see you." " Someone owes Mickey an apology." " I'm sorry." " Not you." "It's not my fault." "Be fair, what was I supposed to think?" "You disappear, who do they turn to?" "Five times I was taken in for questioning." "Five times." "No evidence!" "Then I get her whispering around the estate, pointing the finger." "Stuff through my letter box." " I didn't think I'd be gone so long." " I waited for you." " 12 months, waiting for you and the Doctor." " You knew about the Doctor?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "Yeah, why not, Rose?" " How could I tell her where you went?" " Tell me now." "I might as well 'cause you're stuck here." " The Doctor's gone." "That box thing faded away." " What do you mean?" "He's left you." "Some boyfriend he turned out to be!" " He wouldn't just go." "He promised me." " He's dumped you." "Sailed off into space." "How does it feel?" "Now you are left behind with the rest of us earthlings." "Get used to it." " He would have said." " What are you going on about?" " What's this Doctor done now?" " He's vamoosed!" "He's not, 'cause he gave me this." "He's not my boyfriend." "He's better than that." "He's much more important..." "I said so." "Mum, go inside." "Don't stand there." "Just go inside." "Mum..." "Oh, blimey." "Huh?" "How did you do that, then?" "All right, so I lied." "I had a look." "The whole crash-landing's a fake." "I thought so." "I mean, hitting Big Ben - come on!" " My mum's here." " Oh, that's just what I need" "Don't make this place domestic." " You ruined my life, Doctor." " I was a murder suspect because of you." " See?" "Domestic!" " I bet you don't even remember my name!" " Ricky." " It's Mickey." "I think I know my own name." " You think you know?" "How stupid are you?" " Mum!" "Don't go anywhere." "Don't fight." "Mum, it's not like that." "He's not..." "I'll be up in a minute." "Hold on." " That was a real spaceship?" " Yep." "What is it, then?" "Are they invading?" "Funny way to invade - putting the world on red alert." "Good point." "So what are they up to?" "As the government shows a remarkable lack of leadership, paranoia sweeps the country." "There's been three reports of assaults on people falsely identified as aliens." "Now back to Tom Hitchinson." "Are there more ships to come?" "And what is their intention?" "The authorities want your help." "If any previous sighting has been made, then call this number." "We need your help." "Yes." "I've seen one - an alien - and she's with him." "My daughter, she's with him." "And she's not safe." "Oh, my God." "She's not safe." "I've seen an alien." "I know his name." "He's called the Doctor." "It's a box." "A blue box." "She called it a Tardis." "What are you doing?" " Ricky..." " Mickey." "Ricky." "If I told you what I was doing to the controls of my magnificent ship, would you understand?" " I suppose not." " Well, shut it, then." " Some friend you've got" " He's winding you up." " I AM sorry." " OK." "I am, though." "Every day I looked." "On every street corner." "Looking for a blue box for a whole year." "It's only been a few days for me." "I don't know." "It's hard to tell inside this thing, but I swear, it's just a few days since I left." "Not enough time to miss me, then." "I did miss you." "I missed you." "So, um..." "In 12 months, have you been seeing anyone else?" " No." " OK." " Mainly 'cause everyone thinks I murdered you." " Right." "So... now that you've come back are you gonna stay?" "Got it!" "Ha-ha!" "Patched in the radar." "Looped it back 12 hours so it followed the flight of that spaceship." "Come on!" "That's the spaceship on its way to Earth." "Except..." "Hold on..." "The spaceship did a slingshot round the Earth before it landed." "It came from Earth in the first place." "It went up and came back down." "Those aliens have been here for a while." "The question is, what have they been doing?" "What do you think?" "How's the compression?" "I've got too much ballast round the middle." "Oh!" "That's better." " We've got to fix the gas exchange." " It seems very human to me." " We'd better get rid of his skin." " Shame." "I quite enjoyed being Oliver." "He had a wife, a mistress and a young farmer." "God, I was busy!" "Back to work!" " I have an army to command." " Careful." "We're not there yet." "General Asquith!" "We've had a priority alarm." "It's Code Nine confirmed." "Code Nine?" "Which would mean?" "In the event of the emergency protocols being activated, our software searches communications for key words, including "Doctor"." " I think we've found him, sir." " What sort of doctor?" "Who is he?" "He's an expert in extraterrestrial affairs." "The ultimate expert." "We need him, sir." "We need him here right now." " How many channels do you get?" " The basic packages." " Do you get sports channels?" " Yes, I get the football." "I know that lot." "The Government's bringing in alien specialists who have devoted their lives to studying outer space." "UNIT" " United Nations Intelligence Taskforce." " How do you know 'em?" " He's worked for them." "I didn't sit on my backside for 12 months." "I read up on you." "Look deep enough on the internet and there's his name," " followed by a list of the dead." " Good boy, Ricky!" " If you know 'em, why don't you go and help?" " They wouldn't recognise me." "Besides, there's aliens out there and fake aliens." "I want to keep THIS alien out of the mix." "I'm going undercover." "Better keep the Tardis out of sight." " Ricky, you've got a car." "You can drive." " Where to?" "Let's go and look at that spaceship." "Do not movel" "Rose!" "Rose!" "Raise your hands above your head." "Take me to your leader" "This is posh." "If I'd known being arrested was like this, I'd have done it years ago." " We're being escorted, not arrested." " Where to?" "Downing Street!" " You're kidding!" " I'm not." " 10 Downing Street?" " That's the one." "My God!" "I'm going to 10 Downing Street." " How come?" " Mickey was right." "I've visited this planet a lot of times" " and I've been noticed." " Now they need you?" "They're gathering experts in alien knowledge." "Who's the biggest expert?" " Patrick Moore?" " Apart from him." "Don't you just love it!" "Lloyd George used to drink me under the table." " Who's the prime minister now?" " I don't know." "I missed a year." "Oh, my God." " She's all right, then?" "She's not in any trouble?" " Your daughter and her companion might be in a position to help the country." "We need to know how she made contact with this man - if he is a man." "Ooh." "Off you go." "I need to talk with Mrs Tyler on my own, thank you." "Harriet Jones, MP Flydale North." "Ladies and gentlemen, can we convene?" "Quick as we can, please." "Can I remind you, ID cards must be worn at all times." "Here's your ID card." " Your companion doesn't have clearance." " I don't go anywhere without her." " I'm sorry, Doctor." "She'll have to stay outside." " She's staying with me." " Even I don't have clearance to go in there." " It's all right." "You go." " Are you the Doctor?" " Not now." "We're busy." "Can't you go home?" " I just need a word." " You haven't got clearance." " I'll have to leave you with security." " It's all right." "I'll look after her." "Let me be of some use." "Walk with me." "Just keep walking." "That's right." "Don't look round." "Harriet Jones, MP Flydale North." "This friend of yours... he's an expert, is that right?" " He knows about aliens." " Why do you wanna know?" "If I could have your attention, please." "As you can see, the ship had one porcine pilot." "The really interesting bit happened three days ago, filed in Any Other Business." "The North Sea, a satellite detected a signal, a blip of radiation, at 100 fathoms... like there's something down there." "You were about to investigate, then came the spaceship - a massive diversion." "From what?" "They turned the body into a suit - a disguise for the thing inside." "It's all right." "I believe you." "It's alien." "They must have some serious technology behind this." "If we could find it, we could use it." " Oh, my God!" " This has gone beyond a joke." "You cannot just wander..." "Oh, my God!" "That's the prime minister!" "If aliens fake an alien crash and an alien pilot, what do they get?" "Us." "They get us." "It's not a diversion, it's a trap." "Oh..." "Has someone been naughty?" "It was bigger on the inside." "I don't know." "What do I know about spaceships?" "That's what worries me." "This man is classified as trouble, which means that anyone associated with him is trouble." "And that's my job... eliminating trouble." "That's not possible." "He left this afternoon." " The prime minister left." "He was driven away." " And who told you that?" "Hmm?" "Me!" "This is all about us." "Experts with the knowledge how to fight aliens, together in one room." "Do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?" "Would you rather silent but deadly?" "Ohhh!" "We are the Slitheen." "Agh!" "Thank you all for wearing your ID cards." "They'll help to identify the bodies." "Agh!" "Agh!" "Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world." "Today might see it end." "Oi!" "If you want aliens, they're inside Downing Street." "Agh!" "Planet Earth is at war." "Everybody run!" " Who are the Slitheen?" " They're aliens." "I could save the world but lose you." "Those aliens have been here for a while." "Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North." "I thought I was prime minister now." "Agh!" "Thank you all for wearing your ID cards." "They'll help to identify the bodies." "Deadly to humans, maybe." "Jackie!" "Oi!" "If you want aliens, they're inside Downing Street." "Come on!" " Reinstate my disguise." " Hurry up." "Hurry!" "No, wait." "They're still in there - the emergency protocols." "We need them." "Agh!" "Where have you been?" "I called for help." "I sounded the alarm." "There was this lightning, this kind of electricity, and they all collapsed." " I think they're all dead." " That's what I'm saying!" "He did it." "That man there!" "I think you'll find the prime minister is an alien in disguise." " That's never gonna work, is it?" " No." "Fair enough." "Down there!" "Under the jurisdiction of the emergency protocols, I authorise you to execute this man!" "Well, now..." "You see, the thing is..." "If I was gonna execute someone by backing them against a wall, a little word of advice..." "Don't stand them against the lift!" "Hello." "Hide!" "I repeat, the upper floors are under quarantine." "You will stay where you are and you will take your orders directly from me." "Mr Green, sir, sorry, but you've got to come with me." " We should evacuate the entire building." " Sergeant..." " Have you read the emergency protocols?" " No, sir." "Then don't question me." "Seal off Number 10, secure the ground floor, and if the Doctor makes it downstairs, shoot on sight!" "Well, you heard him." "Move out!" "Let the sport begin." "I'm getting poisoned by the gas exchange." " I need to be naked." " Rejoice in it." "Your body is magnificent!" "Oh, such fun!" "Little human children!" "Where are you?" "Sweet little humeykins." "Come to me." "Let me kiss you better." "Kiss you with my big green lips." "It does us good to hunt." "Purifies the blood." "We'll keep this floor quarantined as our last hiding ground before the final phase." "My brothers!" " Happy hunting?" " It's wonderful!" "The more you prolong it, the more they stink!" "Sweat and fear." "I can smell an old girl." "Stale perfume and brittle bones." " And a ripe youngster." " All hormones and adrenalin." " Fresh enough to bend before she snaps!" " Agh!" "No!" "Take me first!" "Take me!" "Out!" "With me!" " Who are you?" " Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North." " Nice to meet you." " Likewise." " Head for the Cabinet Rooms." " The emergency protocols are in there." " I like you." " I like you, too." "Move and I will triplicate the flammability of this alcohol." "We all go up, so back off." "Right, then." "Question time." "Who are the Slitheen?" " They're aliens." " I got that." " Who are you if not human?" " Who's not human?" " He's not." " He's not human?" " Hush!" "What's the plan?" " But he's got a northern accent." " Lots of planets have a north." " Hush!" "Come on!" "You have a spaceship in the North Sea transmitting a signal." "You took over the government." "What for, invasion?" "Why would we invade this godforsaken rock?" " Something's brought the Slitheen race here." " The Slitheen race?" "Slitheen is not our species." "Slitheen is our surname." "Jocrassa Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day-Slitheen at your service." " So you're family?" " A family business." "Then you're out to make a profit." "How can you do that on a godforsaken rock?" "Er, excuse me." "Your device will do what?" "Triplicate the flammability?" " Yes." " You're making it up!" "Oh, well, nice try." "Harriet, have a drink." "You're gonna need it." " You pass it to the left first." " Sorry." " Thanks." " Now we can end this hunt." "With a slaughter." "Don't you think we should run?" "Fascinating history, Downing Street." "2,000 years ago, this was marshland." "1730, it was occupied by a Mr Chicken." "He was a nice man. 1796, this was the Cabinet Room." "If the Cabinet's in session and in danger, these are the four safest walls in Britain." "End of lesson." "Installed in 1991." "Three inches of steel lining every wall." " They'll never get in." " And how do we get out?" "Ah." "He's safely contained." "Cut off communications inside that room, then summon the family." "It's time we finished with this insane planet for good." "There's still no word from inside Downing Street, though we are getting even more new arrivals." "Group Captain Tennant James of the RAF, though why he's been summoned we've no idea." "Ewan McAllister, Deputy Secretary for the Scottish Parliament." "And this is most unusual." "I'm told that is Sylvia Dillane, chairman of the North Sea Boating Club." "Quite what connects all these people, we have no idea." "Group Captain." "Delighted you could make it." "We're meeting upstairs." "That's the spirit!" "Off you go." "Good to see you." "Come on through." "Ah, Sergeant, now that the Doctor's been neutralised, the upper levels are out of bounds to everyone." " Then who are they?" " Need to know, Sergeant." "I want you to liaise with Communications." "The acting prime minister will make a public address to the nations of the world." "There you are." "If you'd just like to go through and get changed." "If you'd like to head down to the end of the corridor, it's first on the left." "Thank you." " Got anything stronger?" " No chance." "This ain't the time for a conga." " We've got to tell someone." " Who do we trust?" "For all we know, they've all got big bog monsters inside of 'em." "This is what he does, that Doctor - everywhere he goes, death and destruction." " And Rose is in the middle of it." " Has he got a green thing inside him, then?" "I wouldn't put it past him, but he's the only person who knows how to fight these things." "I thought I was gonna die." "Come on." "If anyone's gonna cry, it's gonna be me." "You're safe in my flat." "No one will look for you here since you hate me so much." "You saved my life." "God, that's embarrassing!" "You're telling me!" "He wanted me dead." "And he's still out there, Mickey." "That policeman." "That thing." "Right, you head off." "Inform Control I have one or two things that still need doing." "I haven't quite finished with Mrs Tyler yet." " Is that all of us?" " All the family except Sip Fel Fotch." " He's found a hunt of his own." " Ah!" " What was his name?" " Who?" "This one." "The secretary or whatever he was called." "I don't know." "I talked to him." "I brought him a cup of coffee." "I never asked his name." "Sorry." " Right." "What have we got?" "Any terminals?" " No." "This place is antique!" "Why didn't they use the prime minister as a disguise?" "He's too slim." "They're big." "They need to fit inside big humans." "They're about eight feet." "How do they squeeze inside?" "The compression field around their necks shrinks them." "That's why there's all that gas." "It's a big exchange." "Wish I had a compression field to make me smaller!" " This is not the time for making jokes." " Sorry." "You get used to this if you're friends with him." " That's a strange friendship." " Harriet Jones." "I've heard that name before." " You're not famous, are you?" " Hardly!" " It rings a bell." "Harriet Jones." " Lifelong backbencher, I'm afraid." "The protocols are redundant." "The people they list are all dead downstairs." "Hasn't it got defence codes?" "Couldn't we launch a nuclear bomb at them?" " You're very violent." " I'm serious." "We could." "There's nothing like that in here." "Nuclear strikes do need a release code, but it's kept by the UN." "Say that again." " What?" " Anything." "All." "Well, the British Isles can't gain access to atomic weapons without a special UN resolution." " Like that's ever stopped them!" " Exactly." "I voted against that, thank you." "The codes have been given to the UN." "Is it important?" " Everything is." " If we only knew what the Slitheen wanted." " I'm saying Slitheen as if it's normal!" " What DO they want?" "They're just one family, so it's not an invasion." "They're out to make money, so they want to use something." " Something here on Earth." "A kind of asset." " What?" "Gold?" "Oil?" "Water?" "You're very good at this." " Thank you." " Harriet Jones." "Why do I know that name?" "How did you get a signal?" " He zapped it." "Superphone." " Phone for help." "You must have contacts." "Dead downstairs, yeah." " It's Mickey." " Tell your stupid boyfriend we're busy." "He's not so stupid after all." "Not just alien, but, like, proper alien." "All stinking and wet and disgusting." " And it wanted to kill us." " I could have died!" "Is she all right, though?" "Just tell me." " Ricky, shut up and go to your computer." " It's Mickey, and why should I?" "Mickey the idiot, I might just choke before I finish this sentence, but I need you." "It says password." " Say it again." " It's asking for the password." "Buffalo." "Two Fs, one L." "What's that website?" "All the secret information known to mankind." "They've known about aliens for years." " They've kept us in the dark." " You were born in the dark!" " Leave him alone." " Thank you." "Password." "Just repeat it every time." " Why did the Slitheen hit Big Ben?" " You said to gather the experts, to kill them." "That lot would have gathered for a weather balloon." "The Slitheen are hiding, but then they put the planet on red alert." "Why?" " Oh, listen to her!" " At least I'm trying." "Well, I've got a question." "Since that man walked into our lives, I've been attacked in the streets, had creatures from the pits of hell in my living room, and had my daughter disappear." " I told you what happened." " I'm talking to him!" "I've seen this life of yours, Doctor." "Maybe you get off on it and think it's clever and smart, but just answer me this." "Is my daughter safe?" "I'm fine." "Is she safe?" "Will she always be safe?" "Can you promise me that?" "Well, what's the answer?" "We're in." "On the left at the top, there's an icon - little concentric circles." "Click on that." " What is it?" " A signal from a Slitheen spaceship." " Let me work out what it says." " He'll have to answer me one day." " It's a message." " Saying what?" "I don't know." "That's not me." "Go and see who that is." " It's three o'clock in the morning." " Well, go and tell them that." "It's beaming out into space." "Who's it for?" "All right!" "Mrs Tyler!" " It's the thing!" "It's the Slipeen!" " They've found us." " Mickey, I need that signal." " Mum, just get out!" "Get out!" "We can't." "It's by the front door." " Oh, my God." "It's unmasking." " It's gonna kill us." "There must be a way to stop them!" " You're the expert." "Think of something!" " I'm trying!" "I'll take it on, Jackie." "You just run." "Don't look back." "Just run." "That's my mother." "We'll find their weakness once we know where they're from." "Their basic shape narrows it down to 5,000 planets." "What else do we know about them?" " Green." "Good sense of smell." " Narrows it down." " They can smell adrenalin." " The pig technology." " They use a slipstream engine." " Narrows it down." "It's getting in!" " They hunt like it's a ritual." " Narrows it down." "When they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't just smell like a fart, if you'll pardon the word, it's more like..." " Bad breath." " That's it!" "Calcium decay!" "Now, that narrows it down." " We're getting there, Mum!" " Too late!" "Calcium phosphate." "Organic calcium." "Creatures made out of living calcium." "Hyphenated surname." "That narrows it down to one planet." " Raxacoricofallapatorius!" " Great." "We can write 'em a letter" "Get into the kitchen." " It's gonna rip us apart!" " Calcium, weakened by the compression field." "Acetic acid." "Vinegar!" " Just like Hannibal!" " Got any vinegar?" " How should I know?" " Cupboard by the sink." " What do you need?" " Anything with vinegar." "Gherkins!" "Yeah!" "Pickled onions!" "Pickled eggs!" "And you kiss this man?" "Hannibal?" "Hannibal crossed the Alps by dissolving boulders with vinegar." "Oh..." "Well, there you go, then." "He's dead." "Sip Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day-Slitheen is dead." "I felt it." "How could that happen?" "Somebody must have got lucky." "That's the last piece of luck anyone on this rock will ever have." "Ladies and gentlemen..." "Nations of the world..." "Humankind..." "The greatest experts in extraterrestrial events came here tonight." "They gathered in the common cause, but the news I bring you now is grave indeed." "The experts are dead, murdered right in front of me by alien hands." "Peoples of the Earth, heed my words." "These visitors do not come in peace." "Listen to this." "Our inspectors have searched the sky above our heads, and they have found massive weapons of destruction" " capable of being deployed within 45 seconds." " What?" "Our technicians can baffle the alien probes, but not for long." "We are facing extinction unless we strike first." "The United Kingdom stands directly beneath the belly of the mother ship." "I beg of the United Nations, pass an emergency resolution." "Give us the access codes." "A nuclear strike at the heart of the beast is our only chance of survival because... from this moment on... it is my solemn duty to inform you Planet Earth is at war." " There's no weapons." "He's invented it." " Do you think they'll believe him?" " They did last time." " The Slitheen want the whole world panicking." " They want you to lash out." " Release the codes..." " And the Slitheen go nuclear." " But why?" "You get the codes, release the missiles - but not into space 'cause there's nothing there." "You attack every other country on Earth." "World War Three." "Whole planet gets nuked." "And we'll sit through it in our spaceship in the Thames." "Not crashed, just parked." "Only two minutes away!" "But you'll destroy this beautiful place." "What for?" "Profit." "The signal beaming into space is an advert." "The sale of the century." "We reduce the Earth to molten slag, then sell it piece by piece." "Radioactive chunks, capable of powering every cut-price starliner and budget cargo ship." "There's a recession up there." "People are buying cheap." " This rock becomes raw fuel." " At the cost of five billion lives." "Bargain" "I give you a choice - leave this planet or I'll stop you." "What?" "You?" "Trapped in your box?" "Yes." "Me." "Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world." "Today might see it end." "The streets are deserted." "Everyone's home, just waiting as the future is decided in New York." " It's midnight in New York." " The United Nations has gathered." "England has provided them with proof that the massive weapons of destruction do exist." "The Security Council will be making a resolution in a matter of minutes, and once the codes are released, humanity's first interplanetary war begins." "Sergeant..." "We'll take the call in the prime minister's office." "Maintain your positions." "Good luck." "Look at that!" "The telephone is actually red!" "Oh!" " How long till they phone?" " Counting down..." "I'm not saying I trust you, but there must be something you can do." "If we fermented the port, we'd make acetic acid." "Mickey, any luck?" " Everyone's on voicemail." " Voicemail dooms us all." " We have to get out of here." " There is a way." " What?" " There's always been a way out." " Then why don't we use it?" " Because I can't guarantee Rose's safety." "Don't you dare!" "Whatever it is, don't you dare!" "If I don't dare, everyone dies." "Do it." "You don't even know what it is." "You'd just let me?" "Yeah." "Please." "She's my daughter." "She's just a kid." "Do you think I don't know that?" "This is my life." "It's not fun or smart." "It's standing up and making a decision because nobody else will." "Then what are you waiting for?" "I could save the world but lose you." "Except it's not your decision, Doctor." " It's mine." " And who the hell are you?" "Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North." "The only elected representative in this room, chosen by the people for the people." "On behalf of the people, I command you... do it." "Victory... should be naked!" " How do we get out?" " We don't." "We stay here." "The Council is voting." "The results should be known any second now." "Use the "Buffalo" password." "It overrides everything." "What are you doing?" "Hacking into the Royal Navy." "We're in." "Here it is" " HMS Taurean, Trafalgar Class submarine, ten miles off the coast of Plymouth." " Select a missile." " We can't go nuclear." "We don't have the codes." "All we need is an ordinary missile." "What's the first category?" " Sub Harpoon, UGM-84A." " That's the one." "Select." "I could stop you." " Do it, then." " Are you ready for this?" "Yeah." "Mickey the idiot, the world is in your hands." "Fire." "Oh, my God!" "How solid are these?" "Not solid enough." "Built for short-range attack." "Nothing this big." "Now I'M making the decision." "I'm not gonna die." "We're gonna ride this one out." "You can survive earthquakes by standing under a door frame." "This cupboard's small, so it's strong." "Come and help me." "The vote is in." "The Council says..." "Yes." "They are releasing the codes." "Ring, damn you!" "It's on radar." "Counter the defence 556." " Stop them intercepting it." " I'm doing it now." "556 neutralised." "What do you mean, incoming?" "Everybody out!" "Now!" "What the hell is that for?" "Sir, there's a missile..." "Sorry." " That's mine!" "You've got mine!" " Disguise me!" "You're the blonde." "I want the other one." "Take it off!" "Everybody run!" "Here we go." "Nice knowing you both." "Hannibal!" "Oh, boll..." "Made in Britain!" " Are you all right?" " Harriet Jones." "MP Flydale North." "Contact the UN." "Tell the ambassadors the crisis is over." "They can step down." "Go on." "Tell the news." "Someone's got a hell of a job sorting this lot out!" " We haven't even got a prime minister!" " Maybe you should have a go." "Me?" "I'm only a backbencher." " I'd vote for you." " Now, don't be silly." "I'd better go and see if I can help." "Hang on!" "We're safe!" "The Earth is safe!" "Sergeant!" "I thought I knew the name." "Harriet Jones." "Future prime minister." "Elected for three successive terms." " The architect of Britain's Golden Age." " The crisis has passed!" "Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to say to you all here today." "Mankind stands tall, proud and undefeated." "God bless the human race!" "Mankind stands tall..." " Harriet Jones!" " Who does she think she is?" "Look at her taking all the credit." "It should be you on there." "My daughter saved the world!" "I think the Doctor helped a bit." "All right, then." "Him too." " You should be given knighthoods." " It's not the way he does things." "No fuss." "He just moves on." "He's not that bad if you gave him a chance." "He's good in a crisis, I'll give him that." "Oh, now the world HAS changed - you're being nice about him!" "I've got no choice." "I can't get rid of him." "You're infatuated." "I'm not infatuated." " What does he eat?" " How do you mean?" "I was going to do shepherd's pie." "All of us." "A proper sit-down 'cause..." "I'm ready to listen." "I want to learn about you and him and that life you lead." "He's an alien." "For all I know, he eats grass and safety pins and things." "He'll have shepherd's pie." "You're gonna cook for him?" " What's wrong with that?" " He's finally met his match." "You're not too old for a slap, you know!" "You can visit your gran tomorrow." "I told her you were in France." "Said you were au-pairing." "Hello?" " Right." "Two hours, then we can go." " You've got a phone?" "You think I can travel through time and I haven't got a phone?" "Huh!" "I've just got to send out this dispersal." "There you go." "That cancels out the Slitheen advert in case any bargain hunters turn up." "My mother's cooking." " Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer." " She's cooking tea." " I don't do that." " She wants to get to know you." " I'm busy." " It's just tea." "Not to me, it isn't." " She's my mother." " She's not mine." " That's not fair." " You can stay there if you want." "A plasma storm's brewing in the Horsehead Nebula." "Fires are burning ten million miles wide." "I could fly the Tardis right into it and ride the shock wave all the way out." "Hurtle right across the sky and end up anywhere." "Your choice." "Rose, I was thinking..." "I've got that bottle of Amaretto from New Year's Eve." "Does he drink?" " I was wondering whether he drinks or not." " Yeah, he does." "Don't go, sweetheart." "Please don't go." "Good lad." "Graffiti that again and I'll have you." "Now, beat it!" "I just went down the shop and I was thinking, "The whole world's changed."" "Aliens and spaceships, all in public." "And here it is." "How could they do that?" "They saw it." "You're happy to believe in something invisible, but if it's staring you in the face, you can't see it." "There's a scientific explanation for that - you're thick." "We're just idiots." " Well, not all of you." " Yeah?" "That's a virus." "Put it online." "It'll destroy every mention of me." " I'll cease to exist." " What do you want to do that for?" "You're right, I am dangerous." "I don't want anybody following me." " How can you say that, then take her with you?" " You could look after her." "Come with us." "I can't." "This life of yours, it's just too much." "I couldn't do it." "Don't tell her I said that." "I'll get a job." "I'll work weekends." "I'll pass my test." "If Jim comes round again, I'll say no." "I'm not leaving 'cause of you." "I'm just travelling." " But it's not safe." " Mum, if you saw it out there, you'd never stay home." "Got enough stuff" "The first time I stepped in there, it was spur-of-the-moment." "Now I'm signing up." "You're stuck with me." "Hah!" " Come with us." "There's room." " No chance." " He's a liability." " We'd be dead without him." "My decision is final." "Sorry." "Good luck." "You still can't promise me." "What if she gets lost?" "What if something happens to you and she's left on some moon a million light years away?" " How long do I wait then?" " Mum..." "It's a time machine." "I could travel around suns and planets and all the way out to the edge of the universe, and by the time I get back, ten seconds would have passed." "Ten seconds." "So stop worrying." "See you in ten seconds' time, yeah?" "Ten seconds." " It's a great big museum." " An alien museum." " It's my one living specimen." " It fell through time." "The only survivor." " Do something!" " I swear, no one on this base is safe." " You've got to keep it in that cell." " It can't get out." "Civilians." "Let 'em through." "It will kill all of us!" "What's the nearest town?" " Salt Lake City." "Population one million." " All dead." "Follow this order." " Just die!" " Nearly there." "Give us two seconds." " I've come to help." "I'm the Doctor." " Exterminate!" " Impossible!" " Exterminate!" " What is it?" " Some kind of signal, drawing us off course." " Where are we?" " Earth." "Utah, North America." "About half a mile underground." "When are we?" "2012." "God, that's so close." "So I should be 26." "Blimey!" "It's a great big museum." "An alien museum." "Someone's got a hobby." "They must have spent a fortune." "Chunks of meteorite." "Moondust." "The mileometer from the Roswell spaceship." " That's a bit of Slitheen." " That's a Slitheen's arm." "It's been stuffed!" "Oh!" "Look at you." "What is it?" "An old friend of mine - well, enemy." "The stuff of nightmares, reduced to an exhibit." "I'm getting old." " Is that where the signal's coming from?" " No." "It's dead." "The signal's alive." "Something's reaching out, calling for help." "If someone collects aliens, then you're Exhibit A." " Attention, all personnel." " Bad Wolf One descending." "I wanna wish you a very happy birthday, sir." " The president conveys his best wishes." " He's ten points down." " I want him replaced." " I don't think that's very wise, sir." "You're fired." "Wipe his memory." "Put him on the road." "Memphis." "Minneapolis." "A place beginning with M. So, the next president" " Republican or Democrat?" " Democrat, sir." " Why?" "They're just so funny, sir?" " What is your name?" " Goddard, sir." "Diana Goddard." " I like you." "So where's the English kid?" " Sir!" " I bought ten more artefacts at auction." " Let me see 'em." "There's something more urgent." "We arrested two intruders 53 floors down." " We don't know how they got in." " In-thru-da window." "In-thru-da window!" "That's funny!" "Bring 'em in, and tell Simmons I want to visit my little pet." "Simmons, you'd better give me good news." "Is it talking?" "Not exactly talking, no." " Then what's it doing?" " Screaming." "Is that any good?" "And this is the last." " Paid $800,000 for it." " What does it do?" "See the tubes on the side?" "It must be to channel something - maybe fuel." " I wouldn't hold it like that." " Shut it." " Really." "That's wrong." " Is it dangerous?" "No." "It just looks silly." "You just need to be delicate." "It's a musical instrument!" " And it's a long way from home." " Here, let me." "I did say delicate." "It reacts to the smallest fingerprint." "It needs precision." "Very good." "Quite the expert." "As are you." "Who are you?" " The Doctor." "Who are you?" " Like you don't know" "This is the most valuable collection of extraterrestrial artefacts in the world, and you just stumbled in by mistake" " Pretty much sums me up, yeah." " How did you get in?" "53 floors down." "With your little cat burglar accomplice." " She's rather pretty." " She's gonna smack you if you call her "she"!" "She's English!" "Hey, Little Lord Fauntleroy!" "Got you a girlfriend." " This is Mr Henry Van Statten." " And who's he when he's at home?" " Mr Van Statten owns the internet." " No one OWNS the internet." " Let's keep the whole world thinking that way." " So you're an expert in everything?" "Anything you don't understand, you lock up." " You claim greater knowledge?" " I don't need to." "And yet I captured you - right next to the Cage." "What were you doing down there?" " You tell me." " The Cage contains my one living specimen." " And what's that?" "Show me." " You want to see it?" "Blimey!" "You can smell the testosterone." "Goddard, inform the Cage we're heading down." "You, English, look after the girl." "Go and canoodle or spoon or whatever it is you do." "You, Doctor-With-No-Name, come and see my pet." "We've tried everything." "The creature has shielded itself, but there's definite signs of life inside." "Inside?" "Inside what?" "I've had to take the power down." "The Metaltron is resting." " Metaltron?" " Thought of it myself." "Good, isn't it?" "Although I'd prefer to know its real name." "Put these on." "The last guy that touched it burst into flames." "I won't touch it, then." "Go ahead, Doctor." "Impress me." "Don't open that door until we get a result." "I'm sorry about this." "Mr Van Statten might think he's clever, but never mind him." "I've come to help." "I'm the Doctor." "Doctor?" " Impossible!" " THE Doctor?" "!" "Exterminate!" " Exterminate!" " Let me out!" " Exterminate!" " It's going to kill him." " It's talking!" " You are an enemy of the Daleks." "You must be destroyed!" "It's not working!" "Fantastic!" "Oh, fantastic!" "Powerless." "Look at you." " The great space dustbin How does it feel?" " Keep back!" "What for?" "What are you gonna do to me?" "If you can't kill, then what are you good for, Dalek?" "What's the point of you?" "You're nothing!" "What the hell are you here for?" "I am waiting for orders." " What does that mean?" " I am a soldier." "I was bred to receive orders." " Well, you're never gonna get any." "Not ever." " I demand orders!" "They're never gonna come." "Your race is dead." "You all burnt." "Ten million ships on fire." "The entire Dalek race, wiped out in one second." "You lie!" " I watched it happen." "I MADE it happen!" " You destroyed us?" "I had no choice." "And what of the Time Lords?" "Dead." "They burnt with you." "The end of the last great Time War." "Everyone lost." "And the coward survived." "Oh, and I caught your little signal." ""Help me!" Poor little thing" "But there's no one else coming 'cause there's no one else left." "I am alone in the universe." "Yep!" "So are you." "We are the same." "We're not the same!" "I'm not..." "No, wait." "Maybe we are." "You're right." "Yeah, OK." "You've got a point." "'Cause I know what to do." "I know what should happen." "I know what you deserve." "Exterminate!" " Have pity!" " Why should I?" "You never did!" "Get him out!" "Help me!" " I saved your life." " Now talk to me." " Talk to me!" " You've got to destroy it!" "The last in the universe." "And now I know your name." "Dalek." "Speak to me, Dalek!" "I am Henry Van Statten." "Now recognise me!" "Make it talk again, Simmons." "Whatever it takes." "Sorry about the mess." "Mr Van Statten lets me do my own thing so long as I deliver the goods." "What do you think that is?" " A lump of metal?" " Yeah..." "I think - well, I'm almost certain - it's from the hull of a spacecraft." "The thing is, it's all true." "Everything the United Nations tries to keep quiet - spacecraft, aliens, visitors to Earth." " They really exist." " That's amazing." "It sounds incredible, but I believe the whole universe is teeming with life." "I'm gobsmacked, yeah." " And you do what?" "Sit here and catalogue it?" " Best job in the world!" "Imagine if you could get out there - travel amongst the stars and see it for real." "I'd give anything." "I don't think it'll happen - not in our lifetime." "You never know." "What about all those people who say they've been inside spaceships and talked to aliens?" "I think they're nutters." "Yeah." "Me too!" " How did you end up here?" " Geniuses from all over the world come here." "Oh, right." "You're a genius." "Sorry, but yeah." "I can't help it." "I was born clever." "When I was eight, I logged on to the US defence system." " Nearly caused World War Three." " Is that funny?" "You should have seen them running about." "Fantastic!" " You sound like the Doctor." " Are you and him?" " No, we're just friends." " Good." "Why is that good?" "Just is." "So..." "Wouldn't you rather be downstairs?" "You've got these bits of metal, but Mr Van Statten's got a living creature down there." "Yeah." "I did ask, but he keeps it to himself." "Although, if you're a genius, it doesn't take long to patch through on the comms system." "Let's have a look, then." "It doesn't do much - the alien." "It's weird." "It's kind of useless." "It's just like this great big pepperpot." "It's being tortured." "Where's the Doctor?" " I don't know." " Take me down there now." " The metal is armour." " The creature's inside." "It's a mutation." "The Dalek race was genetically engineered." "Every emotion was removed except hate." "Genetically engineered by whom?" "By a genius, a man who was king of his own world." "You'd like him." "It's been on Earth for over 50 years, sold from one collection to another." " Why is it a threat now?" " Because I'm here." "How did it reach Earth?" "Records say it came from the sky like a meteorite." "It hit the Ascension Islands." "It burnt in its crater for three days." "In all that time, it was screaming." "It must have gone insane." " It fell through time." "The only survivor." " You mentioned a war." "The Time War." "The battle between my people and the Dalek race." " But you survived, too." " Not by choice." "This means the Dalek isn't the only alien on Earth, Doctor." "There's you." "The only one of your kind in existence." "Now smile!" "Two hearts." "A binary vascular system." "Oh, I am so gonna patent this!" "You don't just collect this stuff." "You scavenge it." "This technology has been falling to Earth for centuries." "All it took was the right mind to use it properly." "Oh, the advances I've made from alien junk!" "You have no idea, Doctor." "Broadband?" "Roswell." "Last year, my scientists cultivated bacteria from the Russian crater." "Do you know what we found?" "The cure for the common cold." "Kept it within the laboratory, of course." "No need to get people excited." "Why sell one cure when I can sell 1,000 palliatives?" "Do you know what a Dalek is, Van Statten?" "A Dalek is honest." "It does what it was born to do for the survival of its species." "That creature is better than you." "In that case, I will be true to myself and continue." "That thing downstairs is going to kill every last one of us!" "Nothing can escape the Cage." "It's woken up." "It knows I'm here." "It's going to get out." "Van Statten, I swear, no one on this base is safe." "No one on this planet." "Agh!" " Hold it!" " Level three access." "Special clearance from Mr Van Statten." "Don't get too close." "Hello." "Are you in pain?" "I'm Rose Tyler." "My friend can help." "He's called the Doctor." "What's your name?" "Yes." "What?" "I am in pain." "They torture me, but still they fear me." "Do you fear me?" "No." "I am dying." "No, we can help." "I welcome death." "But I am glad that before I die" "I have met a human who was not afraid." "Isn't there anything I can do?" "My race is dead." "I shall die alone." "Rose, no!" "Genetic material extrapolated!" "Initiate cellular reconstruction!" "What the hell have you done?" "What you gonna do?" "Sucker me to death" " Do something!" " Condition Red." "Condition Red." "This is not a drilll" "Release me if you want to live." " You've got to keep it in that cell." " It's all my fault." "It can't get out." "That lock's got a billion combinations." "A Dalek can calculate 1,000 billion combinations in a second." "Open fire!" " Don't shoot it." "I want it unharmed." " Rose, get out of there!" "De Maggio, get the civilians out alive." " That is your job." "You got that?" " Come with me." "Abandoning the Cage, sir." "We're losing power." "It's draining the base." "It's draining the entire power supplies of Utah." " It's downloading." " Downloading what?" " The entire West Coast has gone down." " It's not just energy." "That Dalek absorbed the internet." "It knows everything." "The Daleks survive in me!" " The cameras in the Vault are down." " We've only got emergency power." "Kill it now!" "All guards to converge on the Metaltron Cage immediately." "Civilians." "Let 'em through." "Cover the north wall." "Maintain suppressing fire along the perimeter." "Agh!" " Stop the shooting." " But it's killing them." "They're dispensable." "That Dalek is unique." "I don't want a scratch on it." "Do you hear me?" "Do you hear me?" "That's us, below the surface." "That's the Cage." "That's the Dalek." " Do you have any alien weapons?" " Yes, but the Dalek's between us and them." "We've got to keep that thing alive." " We could seal the Vault." " Trapping everyone." "Rose is down there." "I won't let that happen." " What's this area?" " Weapons testing." "Give guns to the technicians, the lawyers, everyone." "It's your only chance of killing it." "Stairs!" "That's more like it." "It hasn't got legs." "It's stuck." "It's coming!" "Get up!" "Great big alien death machine - defeated by a flight of stairs." " Listen to me." " I demand that you return to your Cage." "If you want to negotiate, Mr Van Statten will agree to talk." "I accept that we imprisoned you and maybe that was wrong, but people have died." "That stops right now." "The killing stops." "Have you got that?" "I demand that you surrender." "Is that clear?" "Elevate!" "My God!" "Adam, get her out of here." " Come with us." "You can't stop it." " Someone's gotta try." "Now get out!" "Don't look back." "Just run." "I thought you were the great expert." "Why not just reason with this Dalek?" "It must be willing to negotiate." " Everything needs something." " What's the nearest town?" " Salt Lake City." "Population one million." " All dead." " The Dalek will murder every living creature." " Why?" "Because it believes they should die." "Anything different is wrong." "It's the ultimate in racial cleansing, and you've let it loose." "The Dalek is surrounded by a force field, but it's not indestructible." "Concentrate your fire and you might get through." "Aim for the eyepiece." "That's the weak spot." "Thank you, Doctor, but I think I know how to fight one single tin robot" "Positions!" "Hold your fire." "You two, get the hell out of there!" " It was looking at me." " It wants to slaughter us." " It was looking right at me." " It's just a metal eye thing." " It's looking all around." " I don't know." "It's like there's something inside, looking at me like..." "Like it knows me." "On my mark..." "Open fire!" "We've got vision." "It wants us to see." "Fall back!" "Maybe we should consider abandoning this place." "There's no power to the helipad." " We can't get out." " You said we could seal the Vault." "It was designed to be a bunker in a nuclear war." "Steel bulkheads close off the area." " There's not enough power." " Reroute the emergency power." " We'd need a computer genius." " Good thing you've got me, then!" " You want to help?" " I don't want to die, Doctor." " Nobody knows this software better than me." " Sir..." "I shall speak only to the Doctor." "You're gonna get rusty." "I fed off the DNA of Rose Tyler." "Extrapolating the biomass of a time traveller regenerated me." " What's your next trick?" " I have been searching for the Daleks." "Yeah, I saw - downloading the internet." "What did you find?" " I scanned your satellites and radio telescopes." " And?" "Nothing." "Where shall I get my orders now?" " You're just a soldier without commands." " Then I shall follow the Primary Order - the Dalek instinct to destroy, to conquer!" "What for?" "What's the point?" "Don't you see it's all gone?" "Everything you were, everything you stood for." "Then what should I do?" "All right, then." "If you want orders, follow this one." " Kill yourself." " The Daleks must survive!" "The Daleks have failed." "Why don't you make the Daleks extinct, rid the universe of your filth?" "Why don't you just die?" "You would make a good Dalek." "Seal the Vault." "I'll feed power from the ground defences to the bulkheads." " It's years since I've worked so fast!" " Having fun?" "She's still down there." "This isn't the best time." " Where are you?" " Level 49." "Keep moving." "The Vault's being sealed off up at level 46." " Can't you stop 'em closing?" " I can't wait and I can't help you." "Now, for God's sake, runl" " Done it." "We've got power." " The Dalek's behind them." "Nearly there." "Give us two seconds." "I can't sustain the power." "The system is failing." "We have to close the bulkheads." "I'm sorry." "Come on!" "The Vault is sealed." "Rose, where are you?" "Did you make it?" "Sorry." "I was a bit slow." "See you, then, Doctor." "It wasn't your fault." "Remember that, OK?" "It wasn't your fault." "And do you know what?" "I wouldn't have missed it for the world." "Exterminatel" " I killed her." " I'm sorry." "I said I'd protect her." "She was only here because of me, and you're sorry?" "I could have killed that Dalek in its cell, but you stopped me." " It was the prize of my collection." " Was it worth it?" "Worth all those men's deaths?" "Worth Rose?" "Let me tell you something." "Mankind goes into space to explore." " To be part of something greater." " Exactly!" "I wanted to touch the stars." "You just want to drag the stars down, underground underneath tons of sand and dirt, and label them." "You're as far from the stars as you can get." "And you took her down with you." "She was 19 years old." "Go on, then." "Kill me." "Why are you doing this?" "I am armed." "I will kill." " It is my purpose." " They're all dead because of you." "They are dead because of us." "And now what?" "What are you waiting for?" "I feel your fear." "What do you expect?" "Daleks do not fear." "Must not fear." "You gave me life." "What else have you given me?" "I am contaminated." " You were quick on your feet" " I'm not the one who sealed the Vault." "Open the bulkhead or Rose Tyler dies." "You're alive!" "Can't get rid of me" "I thought you were dead." "Open the bulkheadl Don't do it." "What use are emotions if you will not save the woman you love?" "I killed her once." "I can't do it again." "What do we do now, you bleeding heart?" "What the hell do we do?" " Kill it." " The alien weapons are in the Vault." "Only the catalogued ones." "Broken." "Broken." "Hairdryer." "Mr Van Statten tends to wipe people's memory." "I kept this in case I needed to fight my way out one day." " What, YOU in a fight?" " I could do." "Are you gonna throw your A levels at 'em" "Oh, yes." "Lock and load!" " Don't kill 'em." "You didn't kill me." " But why not?" "Why are you alive?" "My function is to kill." "What am I?" "What am I?" "Don't move." "It's beginning to question itself." "Van Statten, you tortured me." " Why?" " I wanted to help you." "I don't know." "I thought if we could get through to you, we could mend you." "I wanted you better." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "I swear." "I just wanted you to talk!" "Then hear me talk now." "Exterminate!" "Exterminate!" "Exterminate!" "Don't do it." "Don't kill him!" "You don't have to do this any more." "There must be something else, not just killing." "What else is there?" "What do you want?" "I want freedom." "You're out." "You made it." " I never thought I'd feel the sunlight again." " How... does... it... feel?" "Get out of the way!" "Get out of the way now!" " No." "I won't let you do this." " That thing killed hundreds of people." "It's not the one pointing the gun at me." "I've got to do this." "I've got to end it." "The Daleks destroyed my home, my people." " I've got nothing left." " Look at it." "What's it doing?" "It wants the sunlight." " It can't..." " It couldn't kill Van Statten or me." "It's changing." "What about you, Doctor?" "What the hell are you changing into?" "I couldn't..." "I wasn't..." "Oh, Rose." "They're all dead." "Why do we survive?" "I don't know." "I am the last of the Daleks." "You're not even that." "Rose did more than regenerate you." "You've absorbed her DNA." "You're mutating." "Into what?" "Something new." "I'm sorry." "Isn't that better?" "Not for a Dalek." "I can feel." "So many ideas." "So much darkness." "Rose, give me orders." "Order me to die." "I can't do that." "This is not life." "This is sickness." "I shall not be like you." "Order my destruction!" "Obey!" "Obey!" "Obey!" "Do it." "Are you frightened, Rose Tyler?" "Yeah." "So am I." "Exterminate." " What the hell are you doing?" " 200 personnel dead because of you, sir." "Wipe his memory and leave him by the road someplace." "You can't do this." "I am Henry Van Statten!" "By tonight, you'll be a homeless, brainless junkie living on the streets of San Diego, Seattle, Sacramento." "Someplace beginning with S." "A piece of home." "Better than nothing." " Is that the end of it, the Time War?" " I'm the only one left." "I win." "How about that" "The Dalek survived." "Maybe some of your people did, too." "I know." "In here." " Feels like there's no one." " Well, then." " Good thing I'm not going anywhere." " Yeah." "We'd better get out." "Van Statten's disappeared." "Goddard says they're filling this with cement." " About time!" " I'll have to go back home." "You'd better hurry up." " Next flight to Heathrow is at 1500." " Adam said that he wanted to see the stars." "Tell him to stand outside, then." "He's all on his own, and he DID help." " He left you there." " So did you." " We've got to leave!" " Plus, he's a bit pretty." "I hadn't noticed." " On your own head." " What are you doing?" "She said cement!" "She wasn't joking." "We're going to get sealed in!" "Doctor?" "What are you doing standing inside a box?" "Rose?" "The fourth great and bountiful human empire - Planet Earth at its height." "Kronkburger - one cheese, one pajatos." "Something's wrong." " My watch must be wrong." " Your history's not as good as you thought." " It's perfect." " Obviously not." "I can taste it." "Engage safety." "Someone shouldn't be here." " Who are you?" " I'm the Editor." "What's happening?" "And spike." "Agh!"