"LAND FOR LEASE" "Come and get your deodorants and perfumes, we're almost out!" "Nail polish!" "Come on!" "I don't know if that's a good idea." "I've just run away from that." "To start it up again here..." " Did you go to the house?" "I'll need some time to fix it up." " That's not why I'm asking." "You know you can stay at the hotel as long as you want." "You saw how booked up we are?" "I have to go to a meeting." "You just..." "get some rest and sleep..." "We'll prepare everything for you and then we'll see what we'll do." "You just show up and leave the rest to me." "Let's start..." "Your name?" "Javor Borovec." " Bruno Maric." "Ivan Horvat." " That's your name?" " Yes." "Domagoj..." "Strbac." "Miodrag P. Osmanovic." "What's P. For?" " What P.?" "OK..." "For starters, tell me why you applied for this audition." "First of all, I'm glad you asked." "It's a very interesting question." "Because I like... auditions." "I'm good with handy work." "I've done all kinds of things in my life." "And it was always useful so I thought, I should try..." "I like it when there's dancing, acting... when it's lively, you know." "Tell me who's your favorite actor and why." "You're asking me, right?" "No, I'm asking that lady behind you." "Hello?" "Hello?" "I'm sure you noticed that I smiled." "It's hard to say these days..." "A large range of characters..." "For example, Robby Bobby De Niro." "He's the most natural one, right?" " Of course, I'm asking you!" "What's with you?" "You're acting as if you're crazy." "Next." " Pardon?" "Acting experience?" " What?" "Various." " Various?" "Yes..." " For example?" "Well, I've done some amateur stuff... at home and..." "You've acted before?" "Maybe in school?" " No." "I have..." " Let's hear it, please." "You're not alone here, others are waiting." "Tell me, do you have acting experience?" "Turn around, look at me and take that hat off!" "No, please don't make me take my hat off, because the devil will come out." "Oh my..." "Acting experience?" "Any acting experience so far?" "At the moment, I don't know..." "No." " At the moment?" " At the moment no." "Tell me, please, the name of the role you've played." " The role..." "The name of the role you've played." "Richard III." "Can I light up?" " No way." "I would like to play roles of heroes." "Tell me the title of a film that played a significant role in your life." "Bravo." "You got me there nicely." "Look, as I'm a seasoned film buff," "I can easily say The English Patient." "Miracle In Milan." "You know it, when..." "He says, hey, he's here..." "But he's not." "He goes over there." "Everybody hop, hop, hop..." "Come on, he's here now, they say." "Sing something for me now." "A song?" "No." "Of course, a song!" "What's wrong with you?" "What else could you sing?" " Right." "Just a second..." " Just give me your contact info, address or a phone number so that we can reach you." " 0946383333." "I can give you the land line number or if you want my e-mail address..." "I'm a subtenant at the moment." "What did you bring with you?" "The perfumes?" " Yes." " Deodorant?" "You want one?" "What have you got?" " It's fantastic." "I'll show you..." "Look at it." "Rakaan." "Smells heavenly." "097..." " There are no 097 numbers..." " No..." "Can I let you know in couple of days?" "I'll know then where I'm staying." "Are you fucking with me?" " Who...?" "I did it all wrong..." "You're staying for a while?" " I don't know." "You're not very talkative." "And I can tell you haven't been drinking... for a while." "When it comes to drinking, there are only two kinds of people." "Those who are starting and those who are quitting." "I can tell that you're not a drunk." "I'm afraid I don't fit into your theory." " There are no people like that." "Some just can't muster enough courage to admit which group they belong to." "Thanks for your effort, but can I please have this drink in peace?" "OK?" "Thank you very much." "Hello." "Please come in." "Hello." " Hello." " My respects!" " Same here." "Please, come in." "Just take the chairs and bring them closer." "Hi." " Hi." "The chairs, guys." "Shall we?" "Let me introduce myself..." "My name is Sasa Anlokovic..." "Sasa...!" "As I said, my name is Sasa Anlokovic and I'm the head of this project." "I'll cut straight to the chase." "All of you passed the audition!" "Just because you were the only ones who applied for it." "I really expected a better turnout." "That there would be more people." "That I could work the way I usually do." "With people in the second round etc." "But what can we do..." "Here's what..." "Sasa..." "Have you met each other?" "I'll be right back, and you introduce yourselves, explore the space..." "Warm up the space and I'll be right back!" "So, guys, we'll be working together for a while, right?" "A bit of acting and stuff..." "Hey, mom, I got in." "I'm on the top of the list." "Yes..." "You too..." "I said, I love you too." "I have to go and work now." "Kiss, bye." "We're in." "No worries." "It's fine." "You are..." "Dominik?" " Yes..." "No..." "Domagoj, but it's OK." "And you?" " I'm fine." " I meant, what's your name?" "Bruno." " Hi, I'm Miodrag." " Nice to meet you." "'Ello!" "Hello." "Come o'er!" "Don't be scar'd!" "The electricity went out." " They said it would." "The kid's turned it off!" "(unintelligible)" "I've torn this up here..." "Hello." "What do you want from us?" "(unintelligible)" "No idea." "You need Mrs. Katica from the desk upstairs." " Why are you yelling?" "(unintelligible)" "Yes, you go and pick up the form." "I don't understand." "Go around Thursday." "Go and pick up the form." "Guys, how much longer...?" "Hey, boy!" "Why don't you take a seat?" "Why are you whistling as if he was a mutt?" "Hi." "Excuse me." "No problem, Sasa, we just explored the space and..." "What?" " Yes?" " Everything's here on my pad..." " What?" "The electricity went out." " Well, not exactly." "Who's that?" " Sasa, in my humble opinion, he's the brother-in-law of the girl from the section desk." " He's a bit deaf..." " Something's wrong." "Hello?" "Excuse me, who are looking for?" "'Ello!" " Hello." "You're this..." "Running this..." "We've already been through this." "My child, why did you come here?" "For the show!" " The show!" "The show!" "But, honey, I can't take you." "You don't know how to speak, nobody understands you..." "Don't say that..." " What was your name again?" "Marica Krmpotic." " Marica..." " And my brother Jura..." " Great." "I'm really glad." "You two go home now and when we do the show, we'll invite you to the premiere..." "I promise you'll be in the front row..." "I'm sure that you're clever and that you can learn, but I can't take you, nobody understands you..." " Don't say that..." "OK, please..." "What do you think?" "What?" "That's all right with me..." "You know what they say, there's place for everyone, if we..." "Get along." " What?" "I think we could take her." "We could use an actress for the show." "I would agree with colleague Bruno." "I'm with you." "Are you crazy?" "(unintelligible poem)" "I knew right away that it was a bad idea." "Calm down." " Please, how can I do the show with 5.5 people?" "And what people?" "5.5 idiots, and none of them has ever been to a theater!" "Man, look, calm down." " You calm down!" "Calm down, come and see tomorrow with what idiots I'm doing the show!" "And then tell me to calm down!" "I don't know what you expected." "But no one expects of them to become real actors." "And no one asks of you to create a masterpiece." "The main thing is that you're here, that people get their chance and that after 12 years our town gets a theater show." "And it's best for you to accept it like that." "Get it?" "So, no theater experience." "Do you at least read anything?" "When we have time." " Yeah, right." "You don't have a cinema here." " No." " You have nothing." "What do you have?" "What are you doing here?" "Just staring..." "Do you have TVs?" " Yes." "You do?" "I can't believe it!" "All of you?" " Yes." "Miodrag, you have a TV?" " Yes." "I've just switched to Grunding." "You've switched to Grunding?" " Yes." " Well done." "I'm speechless." "The rest of you?" "You watch TV?" "Which shows?" " Newscasts." "Great, but please keep quiet from now on." "Let the others speaks." "Do you like watching movies?" " Yes." " What kind?" "Is there a genre you prefer?" "Domagoj?" " I like drama." " Drama?" "Me too." "Any particular title or drama in general?" " In general." " What?" " I like." "OK, but is there a particular title..." " My Darling Clementine." "That's a western." " That's a drama." "And a drama." "That's a western, but also a drama." "That's why western is the king of genres." "It can also be a drama, right?" "It can be a love film too." " Excuse me, western, that's a cowboy movie?" " Yes!" "We've finally got to something." "You like westerns?" " Yes." " You do?" "You saw some?" " Yes." " OK, let me hear some titles." "Javor?" "Stagecoach." " Excellent." " Because of my colleagues and..." "Next!" " High Noon." " Well done." " Rio Bravo." " Bravo, Rio Bravo!" "Next!" " The Wild Bunch." " The Wild Bunch!" "The Good, The Bad And The Ugly." " The Good, The Bad And The Ugly!" "Great!" "Next!" " Winnetou." " Winnetou!" "You saw Winnetou!" "Well done." "That's a Croatian movie, you know?" " Is it?" " What?" " Really?" " Javor, shut up." "Miodrag!" "What?" " Name a western." "John Wayne." "What John Wayne?" " What are you laughing at?" "John Wayne!" "What?" "John Wayne is an actor." " Yes." " OK..." "Well..." "At least we've got to something, right?" "We'll do a western." "Let's hear..." "What's the main point of a western?" "Javor, don't pretend to be thinking." "Where's the conflict in a western?" "At a bar." " But it's not a bar, it's..." "Domagoj?" " An inn..." " R..." "What?" "Saloon." " Well done, Bruno!" "Saloon!" "The conflict can take place at a saloon." "Or in the street." "Or by a corral, right?" "However, the conflict in a western is between good and evil." "What must every good western have?" "A woman, people." "A woman is a spice in a western." "A western is a story of good and evil." "The conflict between civilization and wilderness." "Woman represents civilization." "She can turn a desert into a garden." "Nice." "Why's Sasa stuck on this woman?" "What do we need her for?" "Huh?" "Why can't you see, a woman turns a civilization into a garden." "Are you Serbian?" "I'm not Serbian, why..." " It's OK, you don't have to be afraid." "We Serbs are not afraid." "I'm half Gypsy, half... something else." "They're just like me, half Gypsy, half... someone else." "I know who." "But..." "I'm not sure." "And you?" "What?" "I'm normal." "Is that yours, huh?" " Whose else?" "Is it a boy?" " Who?" " This kid." " What kid?" "No, I just put it like that." "What, you put a picture of someone else's kid...?" " It's not someone else's." "It's from a newspaper." "There's a 30% higher chance you'd get your wallet back if it has..." "It's scientifically proven fact." "Well, people are strange..." "And you're always quiet, huh?" "Yes." "Take a look at mine." "Mireme, see..." "Burbuce..." "Ricard." " Look at him!" "Chanel..." "And Tarzan..." "I don't know if he's..." "Who's this?" " That's my wife, Dina..." " Oh my..." "There's a 50% chance that no one would steal this..." "And you?" "I'm shrouded in a veil of mystery." "Javor, my son..." "You're out all day." "Then you come home..." "and you just keep quiet." "I'm not, Mom, I'm doing a crossword puzzle." "For a prize." "Have you memorized your text?" "We haven't received it yet." "What kind of a textless show is it then?" "It's not textless, we just haven't received it yet." "Sasa's got super sophisticated methods of working." "He's a professional, you'll see." "You just ask him." "Make yourself heard." "Let him see you're making an effort." "I'm doing all that, but one should be moderate about it." "Don't tell me later that everybody got ahead of you." "Mom's not going to be here for you forever." "Hey, Domagoj, it's freezing outside, huh?" "Sasa's not here today?" " No." "Why did he swear at us at the meeting?" " Who?" " Sasa." "Domagoj, I thought you got it." "You don't get it." "Sasa's trying, in a super intelligent way, to achieve what?" " What?" "Insensitivity." "If you're an actor, and you are..." " Hold on, Javor..." " What?" "So it's OK if I swear at you?" " Yes." "It is..." "Javor, you stink." "No, you really stink like a turd." "Hold on, pal..." "Hello?" "We won't talk like that." "What?" " That's not swearing." " But what?" " Insulting." "But fuck your mother's OK?" " Yes." "Bruno..." "Pick it up for me?" "Here, Bruno..." "Take it, fuck your goddamn mother." " Thanks." "Don't mention it." "Wait..." "And blow me." "But for real..." "Hi, people!" "What's up?" "Working, huh?" " Yes, you fucking piece of shit." "What's with you?" " Sasa said we should swear to achieve insensitivity." "Exactly." " So you eat shit." "Hi, guys." " Hi." "Great!" "Now that we're all here, it's time to start the rehearsal." "Right?" "As all of you know, Sasa appointed me to conduct the rehearsals while he's absent, legitimately, of course, and that all of you follow my directions." "Accordingly, I've prepared a couple of exercises." "Ivan, you..." "How..." "How are you?" "How's your health?" "You're healthy?" "Are you healthy, Domagoj?" " I have a medical problem." "I can see that." " You can tell..." "I've done a bunch of tests, everything, except for stool analysis." "So..." "I thought..." "I'd like you to..." " What?" "What would you like me to do?" "I'd like you to..." "I'd like you to do it." " Hang on..." "You want me to take a dump for you?" " Yes." "Some people can't produce stool." "I can't... make it." "I've pushed..." "And I can't do it." "It's just a formality." "Why didn't you say so?" "What?" " Sure, for this..." "You'll get a..." " Get out of here?" "!" "First chance I can..." " Thank you." "What are friends for?" " Thank you." " See you." " Thank you." "Please give me your... shit." "Where are your kids?" "They'll be here soon." "What happened to you?" "You don't want any?" " No..." "I don't feel like it." " I know, but one won't hurt you." "Let him be." "He's always known what's best for him." "Really, where are those two?" " Marko!" "Chiara!" "Your uncle's here!" "Come on, say Hi to your uncle." " Hi." "Why are you standing there like..." "Your uncle brought you something." "Today we'll practice on the stage." "We'll learn how to move on the stage, how to turn on the stage, we'll work on transformations and masks." "OK?" "Yes, Domagoj?" "Did you really tell Javor not to give us texts, but to direct us?" " Excuse me?" "Jesus, Sasa, I almost got a heart attack!" "Shame on you!" " Stop fighting!" "Stop it!" "What are you doing?" "Look at him!" "Put your hand down!" "I can't believe it!" "Right in front of me!" "What are you doing when I'm not here?" "Look at me!" "Javor, Miodrag..." "From the beginning." "Follow our lead, please." "First we have to get to know the stage." "Parts of the stage." "Upstage." "Let's say it together." "Upstage." "Downstage." "Downstage." " Downstage." "Apron." "Proscenium." " Proscenium." "Well done." "Thanks." "So..." "What is acting?" "Acting is a lie accepted by those it is directed to." "The most important moment in acting is transformation." "Transformation of an actor." "Stop twitching, please." "Switch places." "Come here." "So..." "Transformation of an actor..." "This is an actor now." "Are you an actor?" "Yes, I am." "That's right." "Let's say it loud." "Are you an actor?" " Yes, I am." " Well done." "An actor." "Transformation of a whole actor into a character." "Except for characters we'll be doing animals too." "You two will be vultures." " OK." "Ready." "So, circle around the desert, circle and circle..." "And when you notice a prey or a..." " Carcass." " Yes, carcass." "Descend or, better yet, dive down..." "When you see that the prey is a carcass, get into a fight over it." "Is that clear?" "So, what is this about?" "By what characteristic movement could we represent a vulture?" "So that, when I see an actor, I can tell right away that he's a vulture." "Maybe with stooped shoulders?" " I saw a TV show..." " Well done." "Let's take a shit stance." "What stance?" " How do you take a dump?" "Look at him..." "What are you doing?" "You asked me how I took a dump." " Everything is clear!" " I know." "Come on..." "Do it." "And what's that?" "What?" "This is like I'm taking a dump." "Like you're taking a dump." "That's how little girls pee." " You said it." "Javor, please cut it." "Miodrag." "Please, how does a cowboy shit in tall grass?" " Come on, cowb..." " Cut it!" "Here..." "Cowboy in tall grass..." " That's how he shits in tall grass!" "Javor, you too." "Open it up slowly..." "Ready?" " Yes." " Go!" "Stop!" "That's it!" "Here he is!" "That's a vulture!" "Do you see it?" "This is a mask of a vulture!" "Keep this mask." "It's beautiful!" "Do you see how beautiful this vulture is?" "A real vulture!" "Keep this mask on!" "You've gained character with it!" "Javor!" "Ready?" " Yes." "Ready?" "Go." "Now!" "Stop!" "Keep these masks on!" "They're two vultures now." "Can you see them?" "Now we've finally reached masks!" "Well done!" "Keep the masks on." "Now use these beautiful masks to produce a sound..." "Well done, Javor!" "Once more!" "Excellent!" "Miodrag, now you!" "Well done!" "That's it!" "Keep the masks on!" "That's it!" "Mr. Strbac..." "We really need to talk." "See, all your test results are perfect, except for one." "And that one told us something we really didn't expect." "Something most doctors never encounter in their careers." " Oh my..." "Can I ask you a private question?" "Have you noticed anything unusual in your behavior lately?" "Some... drastic changes." "Something..." "How should I put it..." "Cut it short." "Do you bark?" "Strange, huh?" "You think I've gone crazy?" "I thought I had when I saw the results." "This stool you brought didn't come from a human." "It's a dog poop." "Domagoj..." "I know..." "Don't be mad." "What?" " What what?" "Why does he play the leading role?" "I can do everything the same as him." "Even better." " Please, your part is great." " It's small." "Please, let's not talk about size of a role." "I get angry when I hear that." "It's not about the size, it's about quality." "It's about what you make of it." "That's not true." " It is." "OK, tell me, what am I playing?" " You're playing Crazy Jack." "You think I'm crazy?" " No, I don't." "That's just his name." "Crazy Jack." "Let me picture it for you." "Crazy Jack..." "He's the fastest gunslinger from the East." "When he goes down the street, everybody goes..." "Wow, look at him!" "He's so fast!" "And how handsome he is!" "That's what they say?" " Yes." "It even says so." "He's quite handsome." "Does the main guy kill me?" " Yes, he does." " I knew it!" "I won't do it." "But you're the fastest gunslinger from the East!" " I'm not, if he kills me." "There's a reason I've chosen you." "You're the only one who can play it." "It's the most complex character in the play." "He's an overpaid hired gun." "Crazy Jack." " I'll be damned..." "You're the only one who can play it." "Only one." "Hang in there." "I don't know if I could do it." " Thanks." "Sasa, thanks..." " I'm with you." "Hang in there." "This is great." "Can I be called Bili?" " Yes." "What?" " Bili." "Yes." "That's very original." "Rubin." " Who?" " Rubin." "OK." " Bili Rubin." "OK..." "And now for what you're most interested in." "And what I call half the job." "And that is..." "Casting." "Domagoj plays a hired gun Bili Rubin who comes to settle the score, upon request from the judge Jackson, played by our Javor, with a lone gunslinger Johnny Nebraska played by our Ivan who comes to town to have his revenge on judge Jackson" "who sentenced him a long time ago for his love with the judge's daughter Virginia Jackson played by our dear Marica." "Marica, are you afraid of the dentist?" "Huh?" "Can you go and see him?" "Next, the characters are:" "Marica's fiance, Vincent Morgan, played by our Bruno." "Among very interesting characters we have a drunk sheriff Jacob played by our Miodrag and his right-hand man Joe played by Jura." "These are the leading roles." "OK?" "Prepare yourselves, we're moving on." "You two don't forget to go and pick up the stuff from Andelko." "Speed it up." "Keep it up." "Hold it!" "Do your feet smell maybe?" " Well, as guys' feet do." " Yeah?" "They do a bit." " A bit." "Nice." "This is your instrument." "Rattle snake!" "Well done!" "Look at him!" "Well done, Miodrag!" "Well done!" "As for dancing, we'll be dealing with tap dancing." "And who can oppose the Bible?" "You're in front of the firing squad!" " I confess!" " No..." " Fire!" "You just saw two idiots." "Any questions maybe?" "Your name is Johnny, OK?" " Johnny." "With an American accent." " Johnny." " Well done." "Your can hear it well." "OK, OK..." "When you have hiccups, you have to touch your balls with a cold hand." "If you want to buy something, do it." "If not, move along." "And..." "What?" "What is this, people?" "What?" "A ranch!" "You told us to go to Andelko..." "Andelko said, here's a ranch for you..." "What?" "It's snowing in..." "Wisconsin." "It's snowing in the Wild West, so?" "That's why the snowman is here?" " Yes." "Yes?" " Excuse me, we would need..." "What would you need?" " The ball room." "What are we going to do now?" " We'll freeze, that's what." "How about we went to my place?" "I mean, my Mom's at a spa so I'm home alone." "All by myself." "You promised me that we'd have the hall only to ourselves, didn't you?" "I know." "But please understand me." "Art costs money." "And so that you could put your show in peace, I have to make money somewhere." "You have to make money?" "You want to do it on those mummies down there?" "Retired persons are our future." "What's wrong with you?" "The opening night is in one month." "I don't have time for this!" "What's wrong with you?" "Just remember, who persuaded whom to take this job?" "And will you finally understand that this is no joke, but a serious job?" "!" "So I've noticed." "OK, so what?" "A little joke." "Tomorrow you have the hall to yourselves and you can rip it until midnight if you want." "Karmen!" "So, guys, the fun starts now!" "How about a drink?" "Amaro, Stock?" "Pear liqueur?" "Vecchia?" "OK." "Coming up!" "Here are the drinks..." "Have some sweets too..." "Javor, do you have some music here?" "At the moment, no." "I can smoke in here, right?" " My Mom and I don't do it usually, but..." "I can take this ashtray, right?" " No, wait, watch out..." " It'll be OK." "What's that?" " Wanna drag?" "Huh?" "Crap, I don't feel a thing." "Give it here." "Nothing." "Come on..." "I could have tried it a hundred times if I wanted..." "There'll be four presidents here, in Wisconsin." " You're crazy!" "What are laughing at?" "Stop it!" " You've got to have four presidents!" "My Mom will kill you!" "And all of us too!" "What are you laughing at?" "Bruno, do something!" "You'll start a fire!" "About the audition..." "I saw the poster." "I thought, there would be people so I could sell some deodorants and perfumes." "I went there." "There was no one." "Sasa said, your name?" "Miodrag, I said." "A movie, quickly!" "I don't know..." "And so..." "Come back in two days..." "And the poster you saw, where was it?" "At the bus station, I don't know." " Where?" "I don't know." "Why does it matter?" "At Kandzija's." "I missed that one." "Damn..." "What?" " I missed the poster." "Listen to this." "What your crazy Javor did..." "I went and ripped off all the posters in town..." "To increase my chances." "That's why only five of us applied." "Cool, huh?" "Good fun." "Sasa will kill me." "Unfortunately, the cancer is back." "I'm sorry." "Come on, people, we're late." "Come on..." "Johnny Nebraska is back." "Ivars not here." " We'll have to do without him." "Domagoj..." "Come here." "Here's lvars text." "You'll do his part." "Stand here." "Johnny, you're back!" "No, I'm not back." "Your father is a murderer and you know it." "I can't kiss the fruit of this murderer's balls." "Virginia, my child..." " No, Dad!" " What is it?" " You've pressed me too hard." "Marica, please, say your lines and don't get out of the character." "Oh, Daddy, how could you?" " The lines, Marica, say the lines!" "Why did you do this to me?" "You're a..." " That's not it!" "No!" "How does it go?" "Say it!" "Come on, quick!" "Oh, Daddy, why did you..." " That's not how it goes!" "You didn't memorize it!" "No." "That's not how it goes." "Why didn't you memorize it?" "Huh?" " I did." " You didn't." "Why didn't you memorize the text?" "Look at your teeth." "Did you go and see the dentist?" "Huh?" "You didn't even see him." "Your teeth are yuck!" "Huh?" "Why didn't you memorize the text?" "Answer me." "Know what, kid?" "You keep quiet and just hang around like a fool." "Whenever I ask you something, you keep quiet and act dumb." "Now you'll answer me!" "Why didn't you memorize the text, fucking hell?" "Huh?" "Why..." "Get out of here." "Do you hear me?" "Don't touch me!" "Get out of here!" " Stop it!" "Sasa..." "I'm sorry..." "I apologize, Marica." "I'm sorry." "But death is no excuse." "Don't look at me like that." "Your mission on this planet doesn't end with your death." "Only the form of your existence changes." "Just as parts of meat and plants become a part of you, so will you fertilize the soil and turn into a... potato." "Or grass." "And then later into a chicken." "Or a lamb." "With a bit of luck, maybe we'll meet again in this restaurant." "Say what you have to." "I'm listening." "I wanted..." " What you wanted you can't have anymore." "Next!" "I'm listening." "OK..." "I just want to..." " I believe that, brother, you only call when you want something." "I beg you..." " No, no, no, not even if you beg me." "Actually..." "Yes." "No." "You can't do a thing." "Not anymore." "And look at you." "You look like you were washed ashore." "So..." "Now that we've chatted a bit like a brother and a sister..." "I'm looking at you..." "You're all miserable and..." "Makes me want to take pity on you." "While I was dressing our old man, he was screaming in pain." "I remember him looking at the door and waiting for you, you pussy..." "And know what?" "I don't feel sorry for you." "Not even one bit." "Let's go..." "Marica, Ivan..." "On your marks." "We're doing one of the main scenes when Johnny Nebraska saves life of Virginia Jackson by sucking out poison from her butt." "The rest of you, be quiet." "And let's begin..." "Ready?" "Stay focused and show enthusiasm." "So..." "You were stung by a scorpion." "You've sucked out the poison." "Sucked out..." " The text." "It goes..." "How do you feel?" "Are you worried about her?" "Not very much." " You're not worried about her?" "Look, she was stung by a scorpion." "You've sucked out the poison." "And then you ask her how she feels!" "So you're not worried about her?" "You're worried." "So you ask her worriedly, right?" " OK." "Go back and act worried." " OK." "How do you feel?" " Not like you've taken a dump, but worriedly." "Quiet!" "I'm a bit dizzy." " You feel a bit dizzy." "If you're dizzy, you have to act like it..." "Right?" "Go back." " So without taking a dump?" " Yes." "Come on." "Worriedly." "How do you feel?" "I'm a bit dizzy." "That's normal." "The text says I love you." " Yes." " Write anything else," "I can't tell her I love her." " You can't tell her you love her?" "Come on, look at her?" " What's so funny?" "Are you colleagues...?" "Get out, all of you!" "Let's go!" "All of you, out!" "Javor, you too." "Out." " I didn't laugh." " Javor, out!" "What are you doing?" "I always get in trouble because of others." "Now I've had it!" " Look at him!" "What are you looking for?" "And do the vultures over there!" "What should I do?" " I don't know!" "Help them!" "And close the door!" "Please, shut up!" "Go back..." " How do you feel?" "I'm a bit dizzy." "That's normal." "I love you." " Is that what you wanted to tell me?" "Among other things, yes." "Excuse me..." "Look, Sasa, I'll do anything, just don't make me kiss her on the lips." "Do you know how bad breath she's got?" "Smells like a carcass!" " Are you an actor?" "I know, but..." " Have you decided to do this?" "Please, shut up and do it!" "I've had it now!" "Stand there." "Go back, quickly." "Go back!" "That's normal." " Is that what you wanted to tell me?" "Among other things, yes." "Come on..." "Are you going to box with her so you're warming up?" "I don't understand!" "You're going to throw a left uppercut so you're jumping around?" "What's wrong with you?" "You just have to kiss." "Is that a problem?" " No!" "I'm begging you, please..." "Can you please get to the kiss?" " Yes!" "Let me see it!" "Let me go!" "Stop it!" "Sasa, Miodrag shit his pants!" " No, I didn't!" "He was doing the vulture and he just shit his pants." "Please, we're doing the scene here, can we finish it?" " He has to wash himself!" "Let his wash his ass there!" " There's no water there!" " Out!" "Get out!" " And close the door!" "What's so funny?" "It's not funny!" "Do what we said." "Now!" "Hi!" "What's up?" "Hey, boy!" "What's up?" " Hey, Bogdan, how are you?" "You're working short time today?" " There's no one so..." "And where's the money?" "I don't have it now." "Tomorrow..." " Tomorrow's... payday." "My man..." "Wait..." "Let me see..." " You want to take my money?" "There's no money in the hat?" "Where's the money?" "No money, no music!" "Where's the money..." "I'll have it..." " Stand up." " I'll have it." "OK..." "Doesrt matter." "Boy..." "Get a grip!" "You'll need your limbs to drive this Lamborghini!" "You have until the end of the month." "It's pity to have this nice car go to waste on the parking lot." "Move it!" "That's a real problem!" "It's not a joke!" "Really!" "He says he sells 4 boxes with 25 deodorants a month!" "100 deodorants, man!" "Come on..." "100 deodorants a month!" "And how he smells..." "Imagine how he smells..." "Dina can't stand it." "So you can imagine how bad it is." "And he said, I'll break your legs, Miodrag, imagine!" "I'll break your legs if you don't sell it!" " Who'll break your legs?" "Bogdan Lane." "Fucking piece of shit!" "He's the main boss in our neighborhood." "No one can touch him." "That's justice in this country, you know..." "Do you know how bad her breath is?" "Have you tried it?" "Huh?" "Come on, Ivan..." "I'll show you a trick." "Trick?" " Yes." "Look, the two of you are doing a scene, right?" "And you have your lines?" " Yes." "How does it go?" " You love me, I love you." "OK, good." "Say her lines." " I love you." " I love you too." "OK." " Now watch out." "You just stand and watch her breathing." "She breaths and breaths..." " Does she breathe!" " Breathe!" "Now, the moment she exhales..." "Exhale." "Got it?" "Now you've surprised her." "She's not breathing anymore." "And..." " Yes." "You get it?" "What?" "So..." "Yes?" "I'll be off so..." "Ivan..." " Yes?" "Please, don't..." "I just wanted to show you." "What?" "The trick." " Yeah, sure." "Of course, that's completely..." "He's coming!" "Hi." " Hi!" "So you're not attracted to me?" "Don't laugh!" "If you're attracted to him, why aren't you attracted to me?" " Come on..." "Will anyone explain to me what exactly happened?" "Domagoj!" " No fags have ever come onto me!" "I thought I he wasrt attracted to me." "Now I have the chance so I'm asking." "Domagoj, you're a handsome, decent young man..." " I don't care what you think." "I wanted to know what fags think so I asked Bruno." " Bruno, wait!" "It's not often that I'm in company of homosexuals..." " What's wrong with you?" "How should I address him so that he doesn't get offended?" " Bruno." "My name is Bruno." " OK..." "OK, your name is Bruno." "I don't think you should be ashamed of what you are." "I'm not a fag!" " Yes, you are..." " So what?" "I have a wife and a child." "Or, more precisely, I used to have them." "One day..." "I came back from work early." "And I found my wife in bed." "With another guy." "Then I took an ax..." "Went back into the room..." "And bludgeoned them to death." "Then I went into the nursery and..." "Did the kid." "I got 15 years for it." "I was pardoned two years ago." "The best part is that" "I was just joking now." "Come on, people, it was a joke!" "Sasa, he should quit and then he can joke all he wants." " Right!" "I can't believe it." " I really thought he had a wife and a child." "And I do." "And they're alive." "It's just that they don't live with me anymore." "OK..." " So you're not attracted to me at all?" " What's wrong with you?" "OK." "I don't get it." "The guys were right." "For as long as I can remember," "I like men." "But I'm not a fag." "Makes sense." "I'm sorry..." "Please, continue." "I mean..." "Maybe I am..." "A homosexual, but I'm not a fag." "I don't know if you understand me." "I'm not sure, Bruno." "I..." "I have never been with a man." "The only person I loved and still love" "is my wife." "It's just that she can't tolerate it." "We're doing their duel." "When Domagoj enters the saloon, you stand up and you come down." "And you go behind the table." "So, when he comes in..." " OK." "OK?" "Ready?" " We're OK here?" " You're great." "So, ready." "Let's go!" "A reaction." "Domagoj, come in." "OK." "Come in." "That's it." "Sasa..." " Yes?" " Can I go home today?" " Why?" "What happened?" "I can't do it today." " You can't?" "What's our slogan?" "I can't?" "What the hell does that mean?" "I don't understand." "Let's get to work." "Yes." "Are we going to get to work?" " Yes." "Really..." " What happened?" "I'd really have to go." " Why?" " Because..." "Because I can't do it today." " You can't?" "What's our slogan?" "Let me hear it!" "I can't?" "What the hell does that mean?" "I don't understand." "Let's get to work." "We can do it all day long." " Really." " I can't..." "What's the problem?" " I don't know!" "We have 15 days to the opening night!" "You don't know your lines!" " I do!" " You don't know the mise-en-scene." "Now you tell me you can't do it!" " I know my lines!" " You didn't tell me what the problem was!" "Do I have to interrogate you?" " You don't have to." "I will if I have to!" "What happened?" "You have to go somewhere?" " Nonsense." "Is someone in your family ill?" "Do you have to go buy something?" "Has anyone died?" "I told you, I can't." " You can't!" "What's our slogan?" "Let me hear it!" "I can't?" " OK, I know it by heart!" "Domagoj!" "Domagoj!" "What are you doing?" "Look at him!" "Domagoj, come back!" "Domagoj!" "If you leave now, you're not coming back." " I'm not!" "Domagoj, stop!" " Let him go." "He's not coming back now." "His girlfriend died exactly a year ago." "She died in his arms." "He loved her so much." "Damn vultures." "Change oil every 15 km!" "Here's a perfume for you wife!" "Move it!" "Don't step on it so hard!" "Look at him!" "Hey, Miodrag." " Hi, what's up?" "It hasn't started yet?" " What?" "Rehearsal?" "No, it'll start soon." "I can tell you're loaded." "The business took off." "No, I don't..." "That's no business..." "I sold my car." "I have to pay some debt." "For how much?" " 5000." "But I have to pay it back." "When?" " Wh..." "Tomorrow." "Then nothing." "What nothing?" " Nothing." "Don't you nothing me." "What is it?" " No, no..." "It's stupid..." "Forget about it." "No way." "Tell me what is it." "I've knocked up a girl." "I'm such a jerk..." "I'd pay you back tomorrow, 6000." " No." "They'll kill me if I don't pay it back." "It's not..." " I know." "I'm sorry." "I shouldn't have said anything." "What an idiot I am!" "Take the money..." " No..." "No, no..." "Here's the money..." "Pay back 5000, but tomorrow." "Kozachok!" "And squat down!" "And..." "Kalinka, Kalinka..." "So you didn't get the main part." "You're OK?" "You're bathing, the food is OK?" " I knew it." "Mom, that's the most important part!" "Everything evolves around me..." "I told you, Javor, to make yourself heard." "Someone will get ahead of you." "But no!" "Mom is stupid." "Mom is old." "And so..." "Someone else took the cream." "Who's your roommate?" " And my Javor is the fifth wheel." " That's not true." "Mom, you'll be proud..." " Want me to call Sasa?" "Look at your clothes!" "You look like a junkie." "That's trendy now." "And... jump!" "Now fastest, fastest!" "Let me see anger in your eyes!" "In all of you!" "Except Javor!" "Javor, you look normal." "Anger, all of you!" "Anger!" "Flog the horse!" "Flog it!" "There are no Indians!" "No!" "But the horses keep going!" "That's it!" "But slow down..." "Easy..." "Hi, people." " Miodrag." "What did we say about this?" "Hold on." " I apologize for being late for rehearsal." "My wife was beaten up." " What?" "By whom?" "Listen..." "I didn't..." "I didn't pay back my debt on time..." " OK..." " Two guys were holding me and the third beat up me wife in front of me." "Imagine!" "They've also killed my dog." " Take it easy." "Calm down and tell me." "Ivars girlfriend got pregnant..." " What?" " Ivars girlfriend got pregnant." "He said he needed the money." "I gave it to him." "He said he'd pay it back." "But it doesn't matter..." "What can you do?" "But Bogdan Lane..." " Who?" " Bogdan Lane, fucking..." "Oh, fuck!" " I'm sorry, please..." " No, I really like this." "Just tell me how much do you owe him?" " No, nothing, please, Sasa." "Just tell me how much you owe him." "Five grand." " Kunas?" " 5000 kunas." "Yes..." "Listen up!" "The rehearsal is finished for today." "No, Sasa, please..." " It's OK, come with me." " Just don't stop it." "Come with me." "Come on, lucky charm." "Do you need it or not?" "Come on." "I'll call you tomorrow!" "At four!" "Your cactus is facing the wrong way." "Jura, you're a dead Indian lying on a rock." "You're dead." "We're starting..." "It's a broiling day." "Marica's a scorcher." "And we're staring off with a lizard." "OK?" "Ready..." "Go!" "Jura, you're dead." "You're a dead Indian." "Look at him." "What's wrong with him?" "OK..." "And here he comes!" "Hey!" "Hi, people!" " Stop!" "Sasa, here's the money." "1, 2... 5..." "It's all here." "I came to the bar and told him, here's the money." "He said, you don't have to, Miodrag." "Have a drink." " What?" " Have a drink." "I was just like you now..." "He was all covered in bruises." "With a cast..." "I asked him, Bogdan, what happened?" "He said he fell down the stairs." "Fell down the stairs?" " Yes." "I guess it changed his mind." "And now what?" "Everything's fine?" " Yes." " I'm really glad." "You're really a pal, Sasa." " Don't mention it." "As long as it ended well..." " But you're a pal..." " OK..." "If I said you're a pal, you are!" " OK, I am." " Don't make me mad now." "Hi, people." "What is it?" "That's a good question." "Only if it was directed to you." "So?" "How are you, my Ivan?" "Hm?" "I've seen better days." " Yes..." "So has your friend..." "But what am I saying?" "Here he is..." "I don't know if a friend could do what you did." "You don't care about your friends." " That's not true." "It really isn't." "I can see." "How did it go, huh?" "It's over." "My friends helped me." "Dina is a strong woman, you know?" "Do I hold it against you?" "Yes, I do." "Come on..." "Miodrag, I'm sorry..." "What sorry?" "I've screwed up everything I did in my life." "Ivan, you know too well that it's not just about Miodrag here." "Isn't it?" "You've finally found people who trusted you and how did you treat them?" "Is there anything in your life that you care about?" "Is there?" "Lvan, if you want to come back, as far as I'm concerned, it's OK..." "But I think they should decide." "Ask your colleagues." "Know what?" "Fuck you." "Fuck all of you." "And fuck your fucking show!" "Here's your money!" "Sasa..." "We go way back." "Tell me, have I ever said or done anything wrong to you?" "Think about it." "Did I give you the hall, the time, freedom, trust, everything?" "!" "And in return all I asked for was a regular, small theater show." "In which actors talk like people, the audience laughs, so that finally, after 15 years, people get a show." "And what did I get?" "Two stuck out idiots groaning on stage." "And to make things worse, I have to listen about fags gathering here." "What fags?" " Doesrt matter." "Sasa, now listen carefully." "My patience is finished." "You shouldn't have come back for this." "Maybe that shit flies in the city, but not here." "From now on you won't be able to do what you want and when you want it." "Actually, you can, but without me." "Here's a fax in which I cancel the whole thing." "Now you can do whatever you want." "But you can use the hall only when it's free." "Wait a minute..." "Is this because of Ivan?" "Forget about the kid now." "It doesn't matter what's it about." "I just don't want to sacrifice my career for your screwing around!" "I knew it." " No, you didn't." "I owed the father a favor." "His son had a small problem with the law, he served some time, so I said, why shouldn't I help?" "It's better if he was with us than to wash old women at nursing homes." "And I thought you could use his help too." "OK, but how did you know he would pass the audition?" "Intuition." "Javor's crying." "Nonsense." "Ambrosia." "Would you like to have something?" "Hello, guys." "Unfortunately, I have to inform you that Sasa won't be coming today." "Actually, I'm afraid he'll be absent for some time." "He was hospitalized last night, in a very bad condition." "Jesus..." "Unfortunately, I think we'll have to postpone the show until a better time." "So..." "Our aims are to keep investing in culture so..." "You don't have to worry." "We're counting on you." "That's it." "This can happen only to me." "What is it?" "Who died?" "Huh?" "No one died." "We just came..." "You're late for rehearsal." "So?" "Huh?" "How is it getting along?" "Huh?" "What is it?" "Sasa, we thought we didn't have..." "We don't have the director, the main actor..." "We're all by ourselves, Sasa." "What have I taught you?" "What did we say, what's art?" "We said art was bigger than life, right?" "If you don't do the show now, then what have you done?" "Huh?" " Nothing." " Nothing." "And if you do it?" " A lot." " A lot." "Javor..." "Don't touch me, please." "You'll take over my duties." "They'll listen to you, right?" "Domagoj..." "You'll take over lvars role." " Oh my God..." "You said it in rehearsal, remember?" "That you could do it." " As if it was today." "Get it!" "Do I get to keep Bili Rubin?" "Sasa..." "What, do I get to keep it or not?" "I don't understand." "Remember what I told you?" "Huh?" "Life can sometimes be boring, but a western... never." "What is it?" "You forgot our slogan?" "How does it go?" "I can't?" "What the hell does that mean?" "I don't understand." "Let's get to work." "Once again, louder." "I can't?" "What the hell does that mean?" "I don't understand!" "Let's get to work!" "Once again." "I can't?" "!" "What the hell does that mean?" "!" "I don't understand!" "Let's get to work!" "So?" "What's the situation?" "OK..." "I mean..." "It's OK." "No one came." "I knew it." "Come on." "There's still time." "People will come." "What are we going to do?" "We know what Sasa said." "The show must go on." "Yes, but he didn't say that no one would come." "Guys, let's go home." "Fucking hell!" "What is it?" " Fucking hell!" "Jesus Christ, everybody's here." "I knew it." "I..." "I can't do it." " Domagoj, don't." "Everything's fine." " No." "I know I can't do it." "And what the hell does that mean?" " I don't know." " Domo, hey..." " I can't do it..." "Domo." " I can't." " Domo." " OK, I can." "Why did you slap me now?" " I don't know." "I'm sorry." " Cut it out!" "Quiet is what we need the most now." "All of us." "All those who..." "Let's go!" "In the Wild West, the difference between death and glory was often decided in a split second." "The speed of their trigger turned some into the deceased and the others into legends." "This is a story about one of them." "A story about a lone rider called..." "Bili Rubin." "But most of all, this is a story about the Wild West." "Damn vultures." "Johnny." "How are things in the East?" " Fast." "And in the West?" "Nothing new." "So?" "What'll it be?" "I'm sorry, Bili." "Me too, Johnny." "Me too." "I don't understand fuck all." "This is our favorite spot." "Virginia..." "I want to tell you something." "What?" "Is this what you wanted to tell me?" " Among other things, yes." "Let's sit down." "Damn unstable rock." "Virginia..." "Will you marry me?" "Yes!" " What the hell does that mean?" "A scorpion!" "It stung me!" " Damn scorpion." "I'll suck out the poison." "Now you're saved." " But that's a pimple!" " Damn pimple!" "How do you feel?" " I'm a bit dizzy." " Damn poison." "It's kicking in." "Virginia!" "I can't live without you, Virginia." "I love you." "If you really love me, you have to keep on living without me." "How, Virginia?" " I'll wait for you." "Where?" " Up there..." "Among the stars." "Oh, Bili..." "I love you, Bili." "Virginia, you mustrt die." " Burry me." " Where?" "Here, on our favorite spot." "Virginia..." "Virginia!" "Everything he touched he turned into death." "He buried Virginia on their favorite spot, like she said." "Dodger City dwellers were grateful to him, of course." "And Bili..." "He..." "Well, we'll tell you some other time." "Or, better yet, occasion." "COWBOYS"