"Good morning." "Hrachovec." "Hold on." "How come you're late?" "You were supposed to be in class 10 minutes ago." " But you..." " What about me?" "You're not gonna believe me, really strong head wind was blowing today." "A head wind, huh?" "Scram." "Paøízková." "I've read..."The War with the Newts"." "Go ahead." ""The War with the Newts" is a classic allergy." "Allegory!" "Wikipedia, right?" "That typo has been there for 3 years." "You don't read yourselves." "Just copy!" "Janeèková." "I've read "The Song of Victoria"." "From Seifert." "Yes." "But you were supposed to have that one memorized for today." "I know it." "What if love is a flame." "Don't be lame, man." "Give me some more!" "Hrachovec." "The assignment for today was..." "Amazing." "Happy to hear that." "This means you certainly know the poem by heart." "Please." "Jaroslav Seifert "The Song of Victoria"." "Janeèková, please go see the principal and inform him I've gone deaf." "Hrachovec here has been reciting for over a minute and I can't hear a thing!" "Janeèková, where are you going?" "!" "To go see the principal." "Well, there aren't a lot of things I wouldn't do for you." "Of course, I meant that figuratively." "Sit down." "OK." "Stanislav Kostka Neumann." "Settle down, OK?" "What a masterpiece." "Doubrava, wipe it off." "GENERAL PARTNER present" "WAKING UP YESTERDAY" "MAIN PARTNERS" "WRITTEN BY CO-WRITER" "STARRING" "COSTUMES MAKE UP" "SET DESIGNER PROPERTY" "SOUND MUSIC" "PRODUCER EXECUTIVE PRODUCER" "FILM EDITOR" "DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY" "DIRECTED BY" "You're not dressed yet?" "Have you forgotten about it?" "About what?" "Bára, her birthday party." "Am I supposed to call it off for the third time?" "That would be so nice of you." "I have to finish this." "I just got an amazing idea!" "Do you think this is reasonable?" "This is the most reasonable thing I've done in a year." "Marie, don't be foolish." "Just yesterday everything was totally fine." "Petr, you are fine." "I've been planning on leaving for the past 2 months." "Come on." "Let's talk out what's bothering you." "I water the plants, the sex is great." "Of course, this is the first thing that pops into your head." "Kinda strange... taking into account I don't like plants all that much." "You're just hilarious." "Sex is the first thing on your mind." "But I want to live a little more!" "So do I. That's why I go to all those regular health checkups." "Knock off these jokes of yours." "When was the last time we went out together?" "Went out?" "We threw out that sofa yesterday." "You never spend time with me anymore." "You just sit around, don't touch that, and tap those bullshit stories of yours into the keyboard." "Take Karel for instance." "Every week he takes his girlfriend Salsa dancing to a Cuban bar." "I know." "Because he can't hear her through the noise there." "I'll pick up the rest of my stuff later." " Maruš!" "We'll get through this!" " Don't call me Maruš!" "Are you doing this on purpose, or what?" "You know how I hate it, you ass." " Or are you trying to be funny?" "!" " Wait a sec." "I thought of something." "Don't go anywhere!" "How did you say it?" "Sex is the first thing on your mind." "Great line!" "Sex is the first..." "This is good!" "Goodbye." "Marie, wait." "Come on Ma..." "So who is next?" "Hrachovec." "Have you learned the poem?" " I was feeling a little ill yesterday." " And the day before?" "I was feeling quite bad that day too." "So how come I saw you on your skateboard yesterday?" "My doctor recommended me to spend a lot of time on fresh air." "So once again you don't know the poem." "For what things do you have space for in that head, if not for poetry?" "Sex." "Sex?" "Paøízková thinks about it too and she has the poem memorized, right?" "Do you know that poetry can bring you the same pleasure as sex?" "I seriously doubt that." "Why don't you give Nezval a try?" " I'll let Paøízková try him out." " Please knock it off and sit down." "You're already seated." "With your IQ, I think you know what grade I'm about to give you, right?" "Petr!" "Hi." " Hi." " Are you going to lunch?" " Sure." " So am I." "They're supposed to serve schnitzels today." "I can't wait!" "There were supposed to be schnitzels." "Really." "Laburdová said so." "Don't trust her." "Laburdová is even capable of proclaiming she's skinny." "That was a joke." "How are you?" "How's it going at home?" "Well, I just broke up with Marie." "Really?" "I'm sad to hear that." "That makes two of us." "At least I think so." "You know what?" "There's a new movie from Høebejk in cinemas now." "I know." "Would you like to go see it with me?" " When?" " On Saturday?" "Can't make it." "I have judo that day." "OK." "So Sunday then?" "Anything interesting planned on Sunday?" " No, I don't have anything on Sunday." " Great." "Now you do!" "Hi, mom." "I've brought some dirty laundry." "Husband!" "Someone dumped him again." "Am I right?" "But I was only off by a month." "That was your fifth or sixth?" "Come on!" "Why's that important?" "Eighth." "And the reason?" "She wanted to live a little more, right?" "Cough it up." "I really don't have any more." "And what about some support?" "Usually parents give some." "Yeah?" "Look." "If you had stayed with Veronica, we wouldn't be solving these problems." "She was ugly." "And dumb." "You get used to that." "I got used to it, too." "What are you babbling about?" "I was the prettiest girl in school." "I was stupid for marrying you." "Dear wife, our son needs a little encouragement." "I'll encourage him." "Son, it doesn't matter that you're stupid." "Even dumb guys get married." "Is it good?" " Bon appétit." " Bon appétit." "Please, explain to me, why aren't you capable of holding on to a girl?" "Some of them were really good." "Pavla, for example." "She was great." "I even wagered 200 CZK on her." "But we didn't get along that well." "You always don't like something." "We got along with her perfectly." "Perfectly." "Really." "An invitation to your high school reunion came in the mail." "I also found a couple of your high school pictures." "You should go to a psychologist." "I know one who works as a marriage counselor." "But I'm not married." "That's the problem." "A pal of mine is a psychologist." "I can go see him." "You should." "The sooner the better." "Is there anybody new in your life now?" "No, I haven't recovered yet." "Actually..." "There's Dáša from school." "She invited me to see a movie." "Two months." "One month for a hundred." "So, what do you need?" "Look." "Today I rather need a friend than a psychologist." "Go on." "What's up?" "Lately, things haven't been working out for me." "Marie left me..." "Look." "You're a dreamer." "You're constantly choosing women that are pragmatic and just don't get you." " What would you like to order?" " I'll have one beer." "I just have a feeling that I haven't met the right girl yet." "Certainly not in the last 20 years." "And before that?" "The best girl that I've ever met was Eliška." "In high school." "But I was really dumb back then." "You know what I mean." "You never told her, did you?" "She had no clue I was crazy about her." "I never mustered up enough courage to tell her how I truly felt." "And then, she suddenly disappeared somewhere." "She was really amazing." "So, go find her." "Oh, please." "I bet she's married now." "Has 10 kids." "Maybe not." "You think?" " Hi." " Kováø." "Hey!" "Do you know if Eliška will be coming?" "Nice to see you, too." " Hi, girls." " Hi, ladies." "Here we are." "Hey, Kvìta!" " Hi." " So how have you been?" " I'm after yet another break up." " Hi." "Another break up?" "Look at me and Zuzanka." " We're together since high school." " Really?" "I've loved him since my freshman year." "But it took you ages to notice me." " Do you know if Eliška has arrived?" " I doubt it." "Hi." "Ask Kvìta." "They were inseparable back then." "Kvìta, do you know if Eliška is coming?" "Hardly." "She's never shown up here." "And ever since she's moved away, we aren't in touch." "You're still thinking about Eliška?" "Let it go." "The important thing is we have Pepík Perèa here." " Do you know he's the CEO of Eurobank?" " No." "Who would have guessed that back then?" "Guys, you can't imagine how much I would like to return to high school." "Be happy it's behind us." "I would give anything to go back..." "My grandpa used to say that brewers make beer, but innkeepers perfect it." "Thanks." " Aleš." " Yeah?" "Come dance with me." "Come on." " One moment." " Go on then." "Zuzana must have some kind of radar." "Pepa?" "Eliška?" "Don't know her." "But I might have a proposition for you." "My sis works in a research facility and they're always looking for nuts like you." "The summer vacation is coming up, you're gonna have lots of time." "Definitely give her a call." "Cheers." "Cheers." " Good afternoon." " Hello." "What can I do for you?" "My name is Kováø." "Yesterday, I spoke with Dr. Prubner about the experiment." "Dr. Prubner is in his office." "It is quite simple, Mr. Kováø." "Thanks to literature and sci-fi films you certainly are familiar with someone boarding a rocket, and travelling back to the 15th century or prehistoric times." "This we, unfortunately, still cannot do." "But we're successful in travelling on a timeline of a person's life." "Let's say you would like to return to the time you were 12 years old." "18." " Very well." "When you were 18." "We will send your current consciousness back in time to your 18 year old body." "For how long do you wish to stay in the past?" "For about a month." "I must admit that's a little surprising." "You're the first person to travel back in time for such a long period." "I must congratulate you!" "So this means I'm kind of a lab rat here!" "Come on." "Into what time period will you be travelling?" "I would prefer June 1989." "Back then I was in my 3rd year of high school." "To ensure your safety, it would be best if you could read this manual." "Luckily for you, it's not a very extensive one." "Watch where you're going, dumbass!" "You watch where you're going, Hrachovec." " Sorry." " Hurray!" "Summer break!" "Calm down a little!" "Finally, the break is here." "Please, please come on in." "So let's do a little recap here." "You'll travel back in time to 1 st June." "Therefore on 30th June, at midnight, you must be unconditionally at home in bed, ready to be transported back." "If you fail to be there the consequences could be fatal." "Can you be more specific?" "In the best-case scenario you might suffer severe brain damage." "And I also have to warn you that you might experience problems such as memory loss before your brain fully acclimatizes after time travel." "Please go ahead and assume your position." "Go on." "I envy him so much." "Three, two, one... start!" "Gerta!" "I remember her." "So this is what I looked like." "Why are you staring at yourself in the mirror, like that?" "I'm not staring." "What an idiot." "Why are you gaping at that roll, like that?" "He's been acting like an idiot since morning." "He spent a whole our staring at himself in the mirror." "I should have quit jogging during pregnancy." "Running was pretty much OK." "The drinking though... not so much." "What are you talking about?" "I never drank more than one glass." "Well here are the results." "Perfect breakfast." "What would you like?" "Give me a sec." "Where's my allowance money?" "Gottwald." "Cool." "Do you have "The Red Law"?" "Of course." ""The Red Law"." "The Red." ""The Young World", "The Free Word", "People's Defense" and "The Porcupine"." "The Red, Free, Porcupine." "What are you looking at?" "Hey." "Aleš!" "Really nice to see you, man." "But you see me every day." "Right." " Did you bring me the tape?" " What tape?" "The one you promised to bring yesterday!" "I did?" "Come on." "What are you staring at?" "Who will solve this trivial equation?" "Kováø, come up to the board." "Me?" "We actually have tests here in school." "What a surprise, isn't it?" "But I wasn't expecting to be tested." "Today." "Of course." "Ideally I should inform you two days in advance." "To the board and get started." "Find out if that equation expresses a circle." "What seems to be the problem?" "We have been over this a week ago." "That's the problem." "Could you give me a clue?" "You're not in some TV game show to be receiving clues." "But I will give you some advice." "Solve the equation or get an F." "Great clue!" "Kováø, come up to the board!" "Your grade is between an A and B. So come up here." "I'm actually perfectly fine with a B, professor." "Let's parse the sentence:" ""Kagda ja byl na vagzale"." "Write down "Kagda ja byl na vagzale"." "Kováø!" "I've tested you quite recently and you did well." "But now it looks as if you have seen the Cyrillic alphabet for the first time!" "Kováø!" "Please recite the Cyrillic alphabet aloud." "A, B..." "C, D." "Go to your seat." "You are definitely not getting an A or B but a C." "And you can be sure I'll be watching you." "Let's discuss the significance of our alliance with the Soviet Union." "The Soviets have offered us help on numerous occasions." "Even though not everyone expressed appreciation for their efforts." "Am I correct, Miss Rybanská?" "For example during the Munich betrayal, during the liberation." "In the year 1947." "And then, of course, in 1968." "Ever since the Soviet armies have been securing the stability in our society, and will continue to do so in the future." "This is too much." "Kováø!" "What is so amusing?" "Nothing." "What made you laugh then?" "You can tell us." "Actually, everything that you've just said." "You'll be needing this for the rest of your life." "Be careful so you don't run into trouble." "A pop quiz will settle you down." "Everyone!" "Take out a sheet of paper." "Are you dumb?" "Why are you provoking him?" " Enter." " Hello, sir... comrade professor." "I was told to go see you." "Yes." "Take these books and come with me." "Excuse me." "What the hell were you doing today during social studies?" "Colleague Mraznièka demands for me to take action." "Allegedly, you were voicing antisocialist opinions in class!" "I was only speaking my mind." "That's the problem." "You can't talk like this in public, in cafés, train stations." "In school." "So we understand each other." "If you ever want to talk, come see me." "Otherwise keep your mouth shut." "Understand?" "I do." "Darn." "I forgot the keys to the library." "What're we going to do?" "I guess we just take these back." "Vrchlický drew inspiration from Hugo and his "Legend of the Ages"." "Stay awake!" "Vrchlický' s goal was to write a poetic cycle, which would capture the spiritual history of mankind." "It was named "Fragments of an Epic"." "Kováø!" "Am I disturbing you from something?" "No." "Not at all." " Then I'm boring you." " No." "Well, you can give us a lecture on Vrchlický yourself." "Please go ahead." "The class is yours." "Vrchlický' s creativity derived from his deep feelings for Ms. Podlipská." "Even though she was 20 years older than him, they got along perfectly." "However, she resisted to commit to the relationship because of the era's judgmental morality." "She decided to arrange a marriage between Vrchlický and her daughter Ludmila, which was a mistake from the very beginning." "Why was that a mistake?" "Ludmila was a simple woman." "Sofie Podlipská was quite the opposite." "She was an educated, smart woman and she understood Vrchlický in everything." "Very well." "These were Vrchlický' s troubles with women." "Now let's concentrate on his poetry." "His first collection was "The Spirit and the World"" "and others followed such as "Gods  People"," ""Votive Desks"," ""Frescos  Tapestries"." "In the collection "Windows in a Storm" we can find the famous poem" ""For a little love I would walk to Earth's end."" "I would walk with my head down." "Bare, bare." "Bare and would walk barefoot." "I would walk over ice but feel May in my soul." "I would walk in a blizzard but always hear blackbirds sing." "This hasn't happened to me yet." "I must admit I wasn't bored at all, colleague." "So have you really read Vrchlický?" "Not everything." "Only about 30 volumes." "That poem was really nice." "That thing you pulled with Vrchlický was great." " I think so, too." " Great joke." "Hi, guys." "Hi." "What do you think of Zuzka?" "Zuzka?" "She's a fine girl." " Is she dating anyone now?" " I dunno." "How am I supposed to know?" "Look at Benda from the "B" class." "He has a great jacket from Tuzex." "Handsome!" "Dad?" "These are the only decent clothes I own." "You want to go to school looking like this?" "I have nothing else to wear." "I wanted to ask you if you could lend me some money." "A larger sum." "I bet a girl is involved in this." "Will you lend me some?" "So a girl is involved." "Well, that means I have to help you." "When will you pay me back?" "Maybe I'll win the lotto." "I seriously doubt that." "I have been betting for 25 years and still nothing." "Look." "If you don't pay me back by the end of the month, you'll work in the workshop for free." "At least I won't be forced to look for part-timers." "Sure." "Thanks." "Do you want some Tuzex vouchers?" " For how much?" "500." "Come here." "Where are you?" " Eliška?" " What?" "Hi." " What are you doing here?" " It's Waldemar." " Waldemar?" " My rabbit ran away." "Your rabbit?" "Where is it?" "I'm not sure." "Somewhere over there." "I'm an expert in catching rabbits." "Waldemar, come here!" "Bunny..." "I'll rip you in half!" "Are you crazy?" "Some young generation we have today!" "Unbelievable!" "Waldermar, don't spoil it to me!" "You bastard!" "Gotcha!" "Waldemar!" "Come on." "Get up!" "Oh, crap!" "He ran away." "Oh, man!" "Maybe he'll come back." "I doubt it." "Such a shame it was Walda." "Damn!" "He'll come back." "You have to trust me." "Rabbits like that always come back." "Good rabbits." "Would you like to go see a movie with me?" " I can't." " I don't mean now or today." "We can go some other time." "Tomorrow maybe?" " I really can't." "I have a boyfriend." " No, you don't." "I do." "Roman Perlík." "Thanks, but no." "See you." "Perlík from class "B"." "I totally forgot." "Wife." "Come here." "Look." "He's sitting and staring like a calf into a manger." "Maybe something is troubling him." "What kind of problems might he have?" "I never had any in his age." "Really?" "And what about when we had sex for the first time?" "Why are you bringing up stuff like that?" "Could you please leave me alone?" "I'm trying to cope with a broken heart here." "So that investment didn't work out." "I could have saved that money." "So he has fallen in love and was rejected." "This has to be dealt with in a radical manner." " Go take out the trash!" " Come on." "Ease up on..." "When was the last time you took out the trash?" "Be off with it right now!" "This room is such a mess." "We're leaving for the cottage soon so don't leave any trash lying around." "Hi." "Petr?" "What are you doing here?" "I'm uh... drinking... thinking about life." "I can see that." "Come on." "I'll make you some coffee." "I'm kinda comfortable over here." "Come with me." "My folks are working the night shifts." "OK then." "Let's go slowly." "Have you ever liked someone but that person didn't care even one bit?" "Actually I have the same problem." "And that person doesn't suspect a thing." "I really thought it would work." "And instead she is dating such a loser." "He has 3 kids, is divorced 3 times, doesn't pay alimony, has debts all over." "And you know what?" "He drinks." "I'm really unlucky when it comes to love as well." "I'm starting to think it's never going to change." "But it will." "You'll have a husband." "Three kids." "Why don't you tell me his name while you're at it?" "Dominik Pouzar." "You're really not sober." "I'm sorry but I can't go on." "Don't worry about it." "This happens to guys all the time." "No." "I don't mean that." "Did you get that I was talking about you in the living room?" "In the living room?" "No." "But I love somebody else you know." " Do I know her?" " Eliška." "I think I should go." "Thanks for the coffee." "It was great." "Jesus." "So you didn't know." "Big deal." "That's it." "I didn't know." "You couldn't have known that." "A person can't know everything." "That's exactly it." "No one tells anyone anything here." "You have no clue who's dating who." "You don't know who likes who." "And then you end up wasting 20 years of your life." "Damn!" "Everything could've been different." "How do you say face in Russian?" "Lico." "And book?" "Kniga." "Let's go." "Please write this in my status:" "Love and peace." "Why don't you write it yourself." "Take it." "Have fun." "This is really good." "How did you come up with that?" "It just hit me." "Don't kid yourselves." "Such hi-tech equipment wasn't around before." "Put together a development diagram and write a program for the selection of one out of three elements." "Petr!" "You don't know what to do or what's going on?" "Maybe if I had Windows..." "First, prove to us that you can work with Basic and then you can brag all you want about those widows or whatever." "Why are you laughing?" "Are you laughing at me?" "I would tell you but you might get offended." "That ship has sailed." "Get out of here and calm down outside." "Windows..." "Why would he need those for working with a computer?" "I will once again repeat today's lotto numbers:" "8, 14, 20, 28, 34 and 36." "The draw is now over." "Damn it!" "I'm not doing this anymore." "I'm done." "No more betting." "It's like flushing money down the toilet." "Never more." "Never!" "I'll bet you 10 crowns he won't last." "I'm going out." "Petr." "Stop by the post office tomorrow." "Here are the numbers and money." "This is my last bet." "I don't have the nerves for it anymore." "I'm... observing people here." "Here?" "!" "Here." "Why are you observing them?" "Because I like people a lot." "So do I. What's so funny, young man?" "Your ID." "Move it." "Occupation?" "I'm a student." "Student?" "What are you doing over here, student?" "Shouldn't you be in school studying instead of crouching behind trashcans?" "We now have a new assignment which involves watching policemen at work." "I guess that is for your classes in social studies." "No, for zoology." "Everything is in order, comrade." " Kvìta." " I'd like to become a fashion designer." "Owner of a second hand shop." "Pepa Perèa." "I don't know." "I'll see." "Something involving numbers, I guess." "CEO of Eurobank." "Zuzanka." "I'd like a job in healthcare." "A doctor, I guess." "Manager at McDonald's." " Pavel." " I will drive a truck for a living." "A sewage truck, my friend." "Radovan." "Radovan!" "Excuse me." "I'm sorry." "Excuse me, Mr. Krejèíø." "Am I disturbing you?" "No." "What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A millionaire?" "Well, taking into account you've flunked 3 times your goals are set quite high." " Eliška." " I would like to become a veterinarian." " Aleš." " I would like to become an actor." "I think you are one already." "What about Petr?" "I'll try to get in the School of Performing Arts, but won't be accepted." "So, I will study Czech and history at the Philosophical faculty instead." "I'll become a high school teacher." "Because of the lack of teachers, I'll be forced to teach biology and PC classes." "I'll also write a couple of books." "The better ones won't be interesting for anyone and the worse ones will sell." "Really?" "What else?" "I'll also live a life full of mistakes and unsuccessful relationships." "And I'll lose my virginity at the age of 20." "She's sleepy and walking down the street." "She cannot stop loving..." "Here." "Have a drink!" "Dreams that smell of cinnamon you can't wrap your arms around..." "You must have a lot of talent for playing that well off key?" "Fine." "Why do I even bother trying?" "You play it." "Great." "May I?" " You play the guitar?" " Yeah." "A little." "When I'll wake up tomorrow morning and again tell myself never more." "You'll have every right to laugh at me." " I don't know this one." " I guess Petr wrote it himself." "How to pardon my weaknesses, hatred and anger when I am the cause of it all." "You make the bed you lie in." "May I?" "That was really good how you played." "Only I didn't know the song very well." "I had no idea you play the guitar." "I do." "And could you maybe play something more common?" "Sure." "And what about that movie?" "Are we still going?" "Kováø!" "You're sitting in a wrong spot." "Beat it." "Thanks." "Why did you ask me about Zuzana last time?" "You really don't know?" "She's crazy about you." "Ever since freshman year." " What?" " Yeah." "You just haven't noticed it yet." "Zuzka?" "Where do you know this from?" "I'll tell you one day." "You must do something for me, though." "What should I do?" "Could you get me a rabbit?" "You're crazy." "Thanks." "Let's go, guys." "Come on!" "Just so everything is clear between us." "Stop hanging out with Eliška!" "Do you understand?" "Roman." "When I look at you from a distance, you look like an idiot." "And when I take a look at you from up close, I'm only more certain it's true." "Let's see how long you'll keep up those jokes, you asshole." "Is this yours?" "Good stuff." "Are you used to bringing cakes to school?" "Today's an exception." "I brought it in for lab classes." "We're gonna be studying mould." "Religion is a manifestation of an idealistic view of the world." "Hrabavá!" "Which are the biggest socialistic countries in the world?" "U.S.S.R." "Union of Soviet Socialist Republics or China." "Kováø!" "What did I just say?" "Orchina." "Silence!" "Orchina." "Are you making fun of me?" "What are the key traits of capitalism?" "Restitution, privatization, entrepreneurship, unemployment, pornography." " Cyclical economical crises." " Very good." " Freedom of speech." " That's enough." "Mikulík." "Do you really mean it?" "Could you please explain it to me?" "I explained it to you 3 times already!" "Well, you can do it again." "I guess I still don't get it." "I thought that we would be able to break up calmly." "May I?" "Sure." "I still have your flowers at home." "They still smell nice." "Yeah?" "That invitation to go see a movie is still on?" "Sure." "It still is." "But only for the upcoming 5 seconds." "Fine." "But don't be expecting anything." "No." "Of course not." "It'll be like a meeting between friends." "Absolutely." "Hi." "Sorry I'm late." " You look very nice." " Thank you." "What are we going to see?" "I had no idea it would be so hard to pick a movie." "They're only playing Russian films." "That's OK." "At least we'll have the cinema all to ourselves." "I've picked "Dirty Dancing", so the place probably will be packed." " Are we gonna go in?" " Let's go." "You are already good in that, so let's try something else." "I'm gonna turn around, you'll catch me and then there'll be a backbend." "OK." "The third thing is the backbend." "So, now let's do it in speed." "One, two, three." "One, two." "You said the backbend is supposed to be on the third beat is." "Sorry." "On the third beat." "Now the steps." "Are you ready?" "And chasse, chasse." "Repeat it after me." "Chasse..." "Not the words but the steps." "Come on." "So - chasse..." "You're getting good at this." "Nice!" " Chasse." " Chasse." "Spin move." "I have an idea." "Let's go dancing." "I have to be home by eleven." "We'll make it." "Heeey!" "If you think I'm gonna go upstairs with you after the very first date, you are veeery wrong." "I'm not that type of guy." "That is absolutely understandable." "We shouldn't rush into things." "Exactly." "I would lose all my self respect after that." "That dancing really exhausted you, didn't it?" "Little girl, I'm not the youngest guy around anymore." "And every minute spent with you is really demanding." "Every one is worth it, though." "Do I have a chance of getting any more of these highly demanding minutes?" "If you keep surprising me like this, why not?" "Lately you have been totally different." "Certainly not as boring as before." "I used to be boring?" "Actually, yes." "But nowadays you are doing quite well." "Except for the fact you didn't catch the rabbit." " Goodnight." " Goodnight!" "That stupid rabbit!" "I'm waiting, Rybanská." "Who stands at the head of the Federal Assembly?" "Sit down." "You're getting a C." "You should follow politics more closely." "Differently than your father though." "If you want to study at the university." "Comrade professor." "Yes?" "I think that what you're doing is not very fair." "Well, since you spoke up yourself I'm going to test you as well." "Who's the General Secretary of the Communist Central Committee?" " Kováø." "I am waiting!" " I don't remember them very well anymore." "Isn't this question pointless, though?" "when all will change in 6 months?" "So, we now have a prophet in class." "And a false one, too." " Oh, aren't you in for a surprise." " Sit down!" "We'll discuss this in my office after class." "Comrade professor?" "Kováø, what did you mean by those words in class?" "Are you mocking me?" " No." " Take a seat." "So, what's going to happen in half a year?" "A revolution." "You mean a revolution in the class?" "No." "Against the..." "a student revolution in fact." "The Party would never allow such a thing to happen." "It will eventually step down voluntarily." "And what will become of the communists?" "Nothing major really." "Actually, lots of them will do quite well." "If you're so smart then tell me this - what will become of me?" "You, comrade professor, will become the school principal." "That's enough!" "Get out!" "I will have you expelled!" " What did he want?" " He was just trying to scare me." "I want to tell you something, too." "Come with me." "Please follow me." "Now we are standing in front of the most precious painting in the chateaux." "It depicts the knight Adam of Polžice and Bezdružice." "After you take a good look at it, we'll visit the quarters of the local prince." "When this knight Adam left to fight in a war his countess Blanka promised him she would wait for his return." "However, he fell in battle and once she found out, she died of grief." "How come you know all this?" "I already told you, I'm gonna be a history teacher." "And what will I be doing after high school?" "That is something I don't know." "That makes two of us." "All I know is that my parents and I are moving away during the summer break." "Now think of something really nice." "Like me, for example." "I don't think of anything else, anyway." "Fine." "But all we're gonna be doing is lying on the ground and looking up." "That one looks like two hills." " More like two tits." " No way." "Yes way." " And that one resembles a crocodile." " That is a classic strudel." "No." "It's definitely a crocodile." "If you mean that over there, then that is definitely a strudel." "And if it is a crocodile, then it must have been in a car accident." "You have taken me to see a chateau." "Now I will take you someplace too." "There they are." "What's wrong, Pepa Perèa?" "I'm sorry but I wasn't able to prepare myself for class today." "We recently had a death in our family." " Who died?" " Our hamster." "Look." "If you come to a class unprepared, admit it at its start." "OK?" " Yes?" "Hello." " Hello." "My name is Hamster." "I'm a school inspector." "Hello." "Please, pardon me for the intrusion, comrade professor." "I will take a seat in the back." "Proceed as if I were not here." "Let's continue with Czech drama." "We'll discuss Èapek and Nezval." "Èapek or Nezval." "I do not want to interfere much, dear colleague." "However, I'm mostly interested in mandatory literature." "We have the pre-exam period now." "I'm sure students have read all of it." "What about Marlen Jeøábková?" "Marlen Jeøábková?" "Yes..." "So you were supposed to read a novel about Marlen Jeøábková." "Kováø." "What is it about?" "She founded an agricultural community in the 1950s." "Tell us what Marlen Jeøábková's novel is about." "In the novel the author recollects how she had founded an agricultural community in the 1950s." " Excuse me, colleague." " Yes?" "I will just step in for a brief moment." "And refresh what it's like sitting behind this desk." "So, you're saying the book takes place in the 50s." "The author's recollections are from a specific year." "Which one?" "1950." " No. -1951." " No." "1952?" " No. -1953?" "Who helped her found the community?" "Friends." "Naturally." "They were comrades, friends." "But, most importantly, she received help from the chairman of the local communist..." "Very well." "Could you tell me his name?" " It has just slipped my mind." " I can wait." "Excuse me, comrade inspector." "He had the same name as that actor who plays in the movie "A Friend for a Rainy Day"." "Not Tofi." "Vaculík." "Before the author founded the community, what was her occupation?" "She confiscated cows." "She campaigned!" " Did she do so alone?" " No." "She did it with Vaculík." " I mean the campaigning." " Please ignore your classmates." "She did it only with Vaculík?" "No." "She did it with everyone in the community." "Concentrate, Kováø." "The draught was a serious problem back then." "She had to ask for help." "Who did she ask?" " Vaculík." " The Soviet Union!" "When it comes to mandatory literature, I'll have to write an official report." "Comrade inspector?" "Yes?" "I believe that woman had a tough life." "And it's hard for men to comprehend that." "You know what I mean." "I knew her personally." "She was an extraordinary woman." "I mean comrade." "What is your name?" "Rybanská." "I will remember you." " Goodbye." " Goodbye." "I have to write that report now." "Rybanská?" "Goodbye." "That's that 18 year-old from Kladno." "Jágr." "This guy is gonna be the best hockey player in the world..." " You didn't understand me, asshole?" "!" " Roman!" "Please!" "You be quiet!" "I wouldn't do this if I were you." "Why?" "Will you ruffle my hair?" " Roman." "Stop this." "I broke up with you!" " I didn't!" "You should get some treatment for that aggression of yours." "You're gonna need treatment, asshole!" "Come here, you prick!" "I'm OK." "Kováø!" "Oh shit." "Not only that he fights in front of school like an idiot." "He's also telling everyone there will be a revolution in 6 months." "Is this kid normal?" "The revolution is gonna happen you know." "Sure it will." "We'll fire a cannon off of Aurora and go seize the Winter Palace, too." "Please calm down." "He has a rich imagination." "If he used it more wisely, he could become an artist or something." "Well his only accomplishment so far is conditional expulsion." "Please." "Maznièka will be the first one to start jingling keys." "What keys?" "What jingling?" "Let's make a bet." "On November 17th, there will be a revolution." "Let's make a bet." "Why exactly November 17th?" "He has all this nonsense thought through pretty well." " You have to give him that." " Look." "I want this to be crystal clear." "Think whatever you want, but keep your mouth shut in school." "Do you understand?" "I have your graded papers here." "We'll do this in alphabetical order, as always." "A, A, C, B, D, C, C, C, B, F." "An F for Kováø?" "D, C." " Excuse me?" " Yes." "Can I take a look?" "Of course you can." "Come up here." "Does anyone else want to take a look?" "Here it is." "Perèa, I gave you a B." "Wait a second." "Here is a mistake I overlooked." "And another one here." "So, it's not a B but an D." "Anyone else?" "No one!" "OK." "So let's start our traditional mini-exam." "Division of polymers" " Mikulík!" "We have natural and synthetic polymers?" "That's an D. Division of lipids?" "Rybanská." "Homolipids and heterolipids." "An A, of course." "Why do I even bother asking?" "You could teach instead of me." "Honzák!" "Give it to me!" "Acids and bases." "What would happen if you splashed acid all over yourself?" "I would be covered with acid?" "How would you treat yourself?" "Well?" "You would use a base." "Which one?" "Horáèek." "Excuse me?" "Tell me which base do you know." "You mean like an army base?" "So, you will try to become a veterinarian?" "I'll try to get into the school." "But I'm not sure if I have a chance." "Come on." "Very few people have more knowledge about animals than you." "But a very few people have such a bad profile from the Party's point of view." "Why do you think we're moving?" "My dad lost his job and found a new one as far as Hradec." "It's all gonna be fine." "Before you graduate everything will change." " I forgot you are actually an oracle." " Eliška." "You are gonna be a great veterinarian." "Trust me." "Do you have ID and other documents?" "I do." " Petr?" " Petr?" "Yeah." "Don't stay up late and don't forget to turn off the lights." "We'll come back tomorrow." "Around 3." " Say hi to auntie for me." " Next time you could come with us." " She hasn't seen you in a while." " Bye." "Maybe next time." " Bye." " See you." "Wow." "A fish!" "You're wet, aren't you?" "My folks have just left." "We could come to my place and dry these clothes." " But that..." " No!" "It will strictly be as a get together between friends." " You know I don't give in that easily." " I know." "I'll be right back, OK?" "What the hell are you doing!" "No." "I'm not nervous." " Would you like some?" " No, thanks." "Or, you know what?" "Yeah." "Perfect, huh?" "Really good stuff." "It's from my grandma in Mokrá." "I have an idea." "So, another shot?" "No, I won't have any more." "I fall asleep when I drink too much." "I think I still have some pretzels in there." "I would prefer nuts." "Very well." "Eliška." "I got this idea that since my parents are gone we could..." "And couldn't we just lie here and listen to music?" "That's a good idea." "Great!" "I'm better at watering plants." "Good morning." "Hi." "I hope you are not mad about last night." "That was the best sex I have never had." "I'll go make us breakfast, OK?" "Or maybe not." "But I have to warn you." "I'm not a one-night-stand type of girl." " It's morning." " You know what I mean." "OK." "We'll do this more then once then." "Come inside the water." "I don't want to." " Why not?" " I hate the water." " Come on out." " Why?" "I have brought you something." "What is it?" "Come out of the water and I'll show you." "Firstly." "This is the number of Dr. Stárek." "He's my dad's classmate and promised to get you ready for the admittance exams." "Give you advice." "Anything." "Thank you." "And secondly." "Waldemar?" "Waldemar, come here..." "Come here!" "Waldemar!" "Waldemar!" "No!" "He ran away." "You know what I've been thinking about?" "Tell me." "What are we gonna do when I move away." "I'd like to introduce you to my parents." "So you could visit me." "That would be great." "Or we could go to Krkonoše for a trip." "Why go to Krkonoše?" "I have my favorite place there." "I would like to live there someday." "Can I talk to you?" "Of course." "Have you slept with Kvìta?" " Me?" " Yes." "You." "We were in bed together but nothing happened." "Nothing, huh?" " It's a long time ago." " Long ago?" " Long ago." " It happened 14 days ago!" "And for these past 14 days all you've been saying is how much you love me." "But I do love you, Eliška." "Sure you do!" "Eliška!" " Why do you keep following me?" " We cannot break up like this." " Kvìta is lying to you." " Kvìta isn't lying to me." " Kvìta is lying to you." " She is not." "Well, she certainly lied to you about this." "Come see her with me." "We'll push her up against the wall." "Stick a flashlight in her face and she'll confess." "Eliška." "I don't have enough time." "But I do have time!" "I will think this through." "OK." "I'm giving you one minute." "Or rather half a minute." "You know what?" "I have to go." "Eliška!" "Well, at least take this." "And this." "Bye." "What about Zuzka?" "Really good so far." "At least that's working out." "What's up with you?" "You look kinda down, too." "I'm mad that I will probably have two Ds on my report card." "That will not prevent you from becoming a CEO one day." "Really funny!" "Look." "I shouldn't be telling you this." "But when you'll be deciding one day what to start doing next, be sure to send your CV to Eurobank." "OK?" "Eurobank?" "It doesn't even exist." "Well, not yet." "You're crazy." "Wait." "Can I talk to you for a second?" "What did you gain from all this?" "From what?" "Do you feel good about yourself right now?" "The last one is number 13." "The winning numbers for today are 5, 12, 13, 16, 26, 30 a 42." "Goodbye and don't forget to watch us next week." "Unbelievable!" "I've won!" "We have won 50000!" "Stop celebrating, dad." "I didn't place the bet." "What?" "On my way out I ran into Eliška and I forgot..." "What?" "We do not have 50000 because of some Eliška?" "I'll break you in half!" "You no good idiot!" "Wait until I catch you." "You idiot!" " Hi." " What are you doing here?" "I want to talk to you." " Is this her?" " Yeah, that's her." "Eliška." " Good afternoon." " Oh yeah." "It's a good one." "Thank you very much, young lady." "Because of you I've just lost 50000." "Have you gone crazy?" "Are you putting on a show for the neighbors?" " I hope nothing hit you, miss." " No, not at all." " Nothing hit me as well." " A beautiful blouse." " Thank you." " He missed me, too." "Well, that's actually a shame." "You have one shoe outside." "I had a talk with Kvìta." "She confessed and told me what happened." "I'm sorry." "What about Roman?" "Is he still bothering you?" "We have wrestling practice 3x a week." "He thinks of me even more than you do." "Now, that's not true." "You look really down today." "It's June 29th already." "That is good news, isn't it?" "The summer break starts in 2 days." "That's the problem." "You're not looking forward to the summer?" "Are you planning on going someplace?" "Actually, yeah." "Really soon." "And I don't want to go at all." "If you don't wanna go anywhere just don't go." "What's wrong with you?" "You look like you've undergone torture." "You wouldn't get it." "Our son has just told us we are complete idiots." "You have been acting strangely the entire month, so the least you could do is tell us what is troubling you today." "It's just that..." "I will miss it here." "Are you going somewhere?" "Well, actually no, but nothing will be the same again." "He has really gone nuts." "He was fine when he was born though." "4,2 kilos." "No injuries in childhood." "No, guys." "You really wouldn't get it." "I just wanted to tell you that you are great parents." "Really." "Now you're making some sense, boy." "I don't understand you at all but what you've said now sounds very sensible." "Pepa Perèa - two Ds." "My boy, I really don't know what will become of you." "Lenka Prokešová - you have surprised me nicely." "You have an A from history." "Keep it up." "Petr" " I don't understand you." "Your grades in math, Russian, chemistry and physics have all gotten worse over the past month." "Professor, I won't need those in my life anyway." "Sure you will, during your final exam." "You dumbass!" "Clowning around up until the very last minute." "You're experts in that." "Thank you for all the presents." "I don't want to keep you here much longer." "Have a wonderful summer break and start slapping each other once you are outside school." "Goodbye." " Take care." " Bye." "Eliška." "Wait!" " I have to tell you something." " You can tell me at the party." "I have to go home and pack." "See you soon." "I have returned for you from the future." "This is how things are." "I'm actually a teacher and I'm 40 years old." "I'm an adult and what you see right now is..." "I am basically..." "What you are looking at right now..." "Eliška!" "I don't know if I have told you this yet but..." "Kováø!" "You idiot!" "Eliška?" "And so I went to that company which specializes in these things..." "She won't be able to understand!" "One beer." "Here you go, one for you." "Thanks." "Smile a little." "Eliška." "Dance with me." "I'll be with you in a bit." "I shouldn't have said that stuff." "I'm sorry." " Don't worry about it." " So, you're not mad at me?" "It's OK." "Don't be mad." "Sorry." " Do you want to dance?" " I don't dance." " Isn't that a shame?" " It is what it is." " Hi, Dominik." " Hi there!" "You're Dominik?" "Pouzar?" "Yes, I am." "Do you know me?" "Petr?" "What did you say the name of my future husband will be?" "Wasn't it Dominik Pouzar by any chance?" " Yes, that's him." " Three kids, right?" " Three kids." " Thanks." "Why didn't you introduce yourself straight away?" " I want to dance too." " Pepa." "Wait a sec." "Eliška." "Can I talk to you?" "I'll wait for you down there, OK?" "So, what's on your mind?" "I would much rather not talk at all." "But I have to." "What's up?" "I've thought about us a great deal" "and I realized..." "I think that... that we should break up." "Why?" "I don't know." "It seems like the right thing to do." "Right thing?" "Has something happened?" "Or have I done something I shouldn't have?" " No." "Not at all." " Why then?" "Just recently you've told me that you love me." " I do love you and all that." " Well then I don't get this at all." "Is there someone else?" "No." "There is no one else!" "Well then could you please explain this to me in a reasonable way?" "I don't know." "I would like to." "I would really like to explain this because there is a reason." "There is a reason but I don't know how to explain it." "You just wouldn't understand." "OK!" "Have it your way." "You certainly know how to show up at a right time." " No problem." "I'll wait outside." " That would be nice of you." "Eliška cried." "Are you happy now?" "Are you even aware of the fact I care about her?" " So do I." " Bullshit!" "You would never treat her this way if you were in love with her." "You won't even think of her a month from now." "You would be amazed." "Where is she now?" "She is crying her eyes out in there." "Roman!" "Roman!" "Open the door!" "Roman!" "Eliška, can I walk you home?" "No, don't be mad." "Please, Eliška." "Stop thinking about that guy." "He's acting like a total jerk." "Don't you see it?" "Roman, please." "I want to be left alone." "Hold on, please." "In case you ever need anything, just give me a call." "Good night." "Say hi to your mom." "Two beers." "Thank you." "Have a good night." "What have you been doing there?" "I would like to know that, too." "You don't mind the music isn't playing anymore?" "Not at all." " Eliška is gone, right?" " Yeah." "Where have you been this whole time?" "Roman was all over her." "Is something wrong?" "We broke up." "What?" "When!" "Two hours ago." "And now we have to get back together again." "Before midnight!" "Well, you certainly have work cut out for you." "It's 20 minutes to midnight." "Phone." " Where is a phone!" " Outside, man." "Seven beers." "You're improving." "Eliška?" "It's me, Petr." "Please, I just wanted to..." "Eliška." "Eliška!" " Why aren't you running to meet Eliška?" " I won't make it in time." "Maybe she's not sleeping yet." "But I have to be home exactly at midnight." "Otherwise I'll get into huge trouble." "My God." "Your parents will survive if you come a little late, won't they?" " Sure, but I might not." " Your parents are really that strict?" " Does anybody have a pen or paper?" " No." "Sorry." " Wait here." " I'm waiting for Zuzka." "Can I borrow your pen?" "Thanks." "Eliška, I have to explain what happened." "It's complicated..." " Aleš!" " What is it?" "Give this to Eliška tomorrow morning." "OK?" "Yeah." "This is a matter of life and death." "I've made a terrible mistake." "But why don't you give it to her yourself?" "I don't have time to explain it to you." " Hey." " Hi." " So how was the party?" " Hard." "Night!" "Welcome back, Mr. Kováø." "Please, go ahead." "Petr, this is your mother." "When are you gonna pick up that laundry?" "Your dad over here is asking how's it going with that new girl?" "He bet me 500 that it'll amount to something serious." "Let me know." "Soon!" "I'm in it for a 1000." "This is Novák from XYZ Publishing." "Kováø, we have read your stories." "From the Calf's Head." "We would like to publish them." "Could you stop by to sign a contract?" " Is everything OK?" " Thank you." "I have something for you." "Thank you." " Good afternoon." " Hello." "That consultation concerning the colours was a helpful one?" "Of course it was." "If it weren't for you, I would have never finished that crime novel." "When it comes to mixing colours, you are a true expert." "That is ancient history." "Nowadays, computers do all the mixing." "However, I do have some perfect herbicides that would make a perfect murder weapon." " So if you ever need a consultation..." " OK." "Thank you." "Actually, I have recently thought of you." "Remember how I used to buy gum from you when I was a kid?" "Not only gum." "We used to call you "Bashful" around here." "Hi, Petr." "I'm happy to see you." "Great!" "How long are you back?" "Why don't you give me a call?" "When are we going to see that movie together?" "They're not playing the Høebejk film anymore, but we can go see another one." "OK." "Excuse me now." "I have to do something urgent." "We'll call each other, OK?" "Sorry." "Bye." "Sure." "So what?" "Is it long?" "Next." "With what animal have you come here?" "I'm here to see the doctor in a personal matter." "Do you want to ask me out on a date, or what?" "Not a date, but rather a friendly meeting." "Petr?" "In person." "Wow." "What are you doing here?" "I would like to plan a little class reunion for two people." "Jana, could you please go out for a coffee?" "I see that you have accomplished everything you had dreamed of." "You think?" " What do you want to tell me?" " I don't even know where to begin." "You haven't travelled such a distance to only ask me how I am, have you?" "Well, I've come for two reasons." "The second is to find out how you are." "Work-wise..." "you can see for yourself." "And what about Mr. Novotný?" "I divorced him just like I divorced Mr. Ticháèek before that." " I don't have any kids." " Why is that?" "Because I wanted to be certain that the father will be a good and honest person." "And those two were certainly not that." "I understand." "And your first reason?" "I wanted to explain to you what happened." "Did you get my message?" "I did not get anything." "Not even a letter." "Aha." " I'm sorry about that." " Well, that apology is long overdue." "But even a train with a long delay eventually makes it to the end station." "However, not all people are willing to wait for it there." "But what if the delay wasn't even the conductor's fault?" "Picking up the phone was not an option for him?" "He did but you hung up on him." "It is possible to change things." "Even after a long time." "Or is it not?" "A couple of years ago I had a dog here." "His paw got caught in a trap and this happened a long time ago." "But that paw has never grown back and most probably never will." "You messed up big time." "What are we going to do about it?" " That's what I would like to know, too." " Did you wish to pay?" "You have to explain it to her." "Otherwise, it will be hard for you to live with such a feeling of injustice." "Should I go see her in Krkonoše again?" "Not to Krkonoše..." "I would like to ask you for one more return to the past." "Just for one day." "I already signed the form." "Are you sure you want to go back?" "I ruined something and I need to make things right." " Hi." " Hi." "You have no idea how happy I am to see you now." "Eliška!" "What are you doing here?" "Are you here to help me move, or what?" "I just wanted to tell you that I'm taking back the break up." "It was a huge mistake." "Who do you think you are?" "You break up with me and then you just take it back?" " Are you crazy?" " It was a stupid thing to do." "And I now know that you are the love of my life and that will never change." "Hold this for me." "That one was for the break up." "You can give it back to me now." "Could you hold it for me one more time?" "That one was for making me cry." "Slap me as many times as you want." "But please forgive me." " I'm gonna take this now." " Thank you." "So what are we gonna do now?" "That is mostly up to you." "I have to explain something to you." "Maybe, you will not believe it." "Maybe, you will think I'm nuts but everything is true." "And it's only going to be up to you what happens next." "It will be freedom." "Slovaks will no longer be with us." "Our children will live in freedom." "Damn!" "Hrachovec!" "Are you crazy?" "Sorry, professor." "Watch out for yourself or else you might not live to see the end of the summer break!" "You stuntman." " Good afternoon, Mr. Štrba." " Hi." "I keep bugging you with murders and you're a poet!" "You know." "Women." "They want a little romance while men want a little sex." "Sex?" "And isn't Teta going to be mad?" "She gets it." " Dáša!" "Hi!" " Hi, Petr." "How are you?" "Have you been on your vacation yet?" "Yeah." "You are not mad at me?" "No." "Why?" "Should I be?" " I guess not." " Well, I gotta run." " Otík is waiting for me." " Otík?" " Bye." " See you after the summer break." "Hi." "Hi." "Hello." "Eliška?" "Petr?" "I hope I don't have to introduce you to your son." " Good morning, everyone." " Hi." "Hello, daughter?" "Mr. Kováø, that is so nice of you to call me your daughter." "Please keep calling me that." "It's certainly much better than Ms. Jitka." "Honey!" "Breakfast." " Hi, guys." " Hi." "Dad, I can't get the window open again." "Could you look at it please?" "Is that all of us?" "Are you expecting anyone else?" "I'm not sure." "Just out of curiosity." "Are you happy with your name?" "I dunno." "Pavel sounds OK to me." "Pavel." "That's great!" " And what about you, honey?" " I don't like it." "And how would you like to be called?" "My name is fine." "It's the name Pavel I don't like." "Shut up, sis." "Linda isn't anything special, you know." "Do you want to rename us, or what?" "No." "I don't want to change a thing." "The names are nice." "I would be surprised if you did." "After all, you chose them in the first place." "I just didn't sleep well last night." "But you are awake now, right?" "I'm not completely sure about that." "Don't worry." "Everything will fall into place." "I still feel like I'm in a dream." "I mean a nice dream." "Or everything before this was a dream?" "You're not in a dream." "I'll prove it to you." "If I'm in some PC game then it's a pretty cool one I have to admit." "Do you want even more convincing proof?" " No, that's OK." " I just still don't get it, you know?" "Remember?" "You came to see me and left the future up to me." "The following day I came to see you and we started dating." "Oh." "And that changed something?" "Yes, it did." "Today is our anniversary." "You are incredible." "Eliška, this is exactly what I've wished for!" "I love you - and that will never change." "Did you catch the rabbit?" "Rabbits?" "You're supposed to be doing frog jumps!" "Come on." "I'll give you a good workout." "One, two!" "Maintain the rhythm." "No flat frogs, gentlemen!" "Keep jumping, keep up the tempo." "That Šebrle was really hard on us!" "We did not always have such hi-tech instruments." "The history of calculation instruments dates back to prehistoric times." "Archeologists found what during excavations?" "Chewed-up bones?" "Bones with cuts on them." "Clear evidence the prehistoric hunter counted." "Maybe he just wanted to create a ladder?" "A ladder in the prehistoric age?" "Unheard of!" "If they had calculators back then." "That's enough." " Mr. Krejèíø?" "Yes." " You have to come with us." "I desperately need to go to the toilet." "May I?" "Thank you." "When and where was Vanèura born?" "Bøezinová?" "Vanèura was born in the 9th month." "Very interesting." "Do continue." "And when he was born, he had a mother and father..." "They all lived in a cottage where they had a bed, a window and a closet." "That's enough." "Sit down." "Hello, Mrs. Ptáèková." "Yesterday, it was really noisy again at your place." "That's possible." "I was breaking up with Marie again." "But that would not have been so noisy." "Unless she was beating you up with a guitar." "Oh that." "I have to play my guitar in order to calm myself down." "Can't you calm yourself down a little differently?" " More quietly, perhaps?" " All that is left is masturbation." "There you go." "Shouldn't I slide down the railing in order to not make those stairs dirty?" "Mr. Kováø." "You are such a funny person." "Such a sweetheart." "Why do you insist on being such a pain in the ass with that guitar?" "Manon is my destiny." "Manon is all I have ever known." "Manon is my first and last sin." "Without Manon I wouldn't know love." "Where did I stop?" "What's wrong with you today?" "My girlfriend dumped me." "Try to picture her instead of me." "Get that anger out of your system." "You haven't thought about her now." "Actually, I had quite a vivid flashback of her right now." "Damn!" "Chandler, when will your new book be out?" "I don't know." "I tried a different genre but all people want are crime novels." "Then cut down on the number of dead bodies next time." "Do you have any clue how many people piss me off?" "You know you'll be on my mind even 20 years from now." "No, I won't." " You will." " I won't." " You will." " Petr, you're so full of it." "But it's wonderful hearing you say it." " I'm not full of it." " You are." " No, I'm not." " Yes, you are." "English subtitles:" "Igor Walter" "Subtitles by AZ Tools s. r.o."