"Everybody!" "central Perk is proud to present..." "... themusicof MissPhoebeBuffay." "Thanks." "I wanna start with a song that's about that moment..." "... whenyousuddenlyrealize what life is really all about." "Here we go." "Thank you very much." "Oh, great!" "This is just" "The One With the blackout" "english subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "This is so cool, you guys." "The entire city's blacked out." "Mom says it's Manhattan, brooklyn and Queens..." "... anddoesn'tknowwhen it'II be back on." "You guys, this is big." "Pants and a sweater." "Why, Mom?" "Who will I meet in a blackout?" "Power-company guys?" "eligible Iooters?" "Can we talk about this later?" "Can I borrow the phone?" "I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma." "What's my number?" "I never call me." "Oh, my God!" "It's her." "It's that Victoria Secret model." "Something Goodacre." "Hi, Mom, it's jill." "She's right." "It's Jill." "Jill Goodacre." "Oh, my God!" "I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre." "Is it a vestibule?" "Maybe it's an atrium?" "Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot." "I'm fine." "I'm just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule." "Jill says vestibule I'm going with vestibule." "I'm fine." "No, I'm not alone." "I don't know, some guy." "Oh, some guy." "I am some guy." "Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night." "Yes, he was some guy." "Hey, everyone." "Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi Tribbiani." "chandler's old roommate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have..." "... sohappyHanukkah!" "Look!" "ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles." "That had to hurt!" "All right, all right!" "It's been 1 4 ½ minutes and you still haven 't said one word." "Oh, God!" "Do something!" "Just make contact." "Smile!" "There you go." "You're definitely scaring her." "would you Iike to call somebody?" "Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with." "Yeah, thanks." "It's me." "It's chandler." "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule..." "... withjillGoodacre." "What?" "I'm stuck..." "... inanATMvestibule..." "... withjillGoodacre." "I have no idea what you said." "Put Joey on the phone." "What's up, man?" "I'm stuck..." "... inanATMvestibule..." "... withjillGoodacre!" "Oh, my God!" "He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with jill Goodacre!" "chandler, listen." "Like that thought never entered my mind." "Come on, somebody." "I'II go." "I'II go." "Senior year of college, on a pool table." "pool table?" "That's my sister." "My weirdest place would have to be..." "... thewomen'sroomonthesecondfloor of the New York City public Library." "Oh, my God!" "What were you doing in a library?" "Pheebs, what about you?" "milwaukee." "Ross?" "disneyland, 1 989." ""It's a small world after all. "" "No way!" "The ride broke down..." "... socarolandIwent behindacouple  of those mechanical Dutch children." "They fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom." "rachel?" "I already went." "You did not go." "Yes, I did." "tell us." "Come on." "The weirdest place would have to be..." "... thefootof thebed ." "Step back!" "We have a winner!" "I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion." "Where you have to have somebody right there in the middle of a theme park." "It was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line." "Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course." "Come on." "He said we were holding up the people behind us." "And you didn't marry him because... ?" "Do you think there are people that go through life..." "... neverhavingthatkindof...?" "probably." "really?" "I'II tell you something." "Passion is way overrated." "Yeah, right." "It is." "eventually, it kind of burns out." "But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and... ." "In my ex-wife's case, lesbianism." "For all those people who miss out on that passion thing..." "... there'sothergoodstuff." "But I don't think that'II be you." "You don't?" "I see big passion in your future." "really?" "You do?" "I do." "Ross, you're so great." "It's never gonna happen." "What?" "You and rachel." "Why not?" "Because you waited too long to make your move..." "... andnowyou'reinthe" FriendZone."" "I'm not in the Zone." "No, Ross." "You're mayor of the Zone." "Look, I'm taking my time, all right?" "I'm laying the groundwork." "Every day I get a little bit closer to... ." "Priesthood!" "I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking." "If you don't ask her out soon, you'II end up stuck in the Zone forever." "I will, I will." "I'm waiting for the right moment." "What?" "What, now?" "What's messing you up?" "The wine?" "The candles?" "The moonlight?" "You gotta go up to her and say, "Look, rachel, I think--"" "What are we shushing?" "We're shushing..." "... becausewe'retryingto hear something." "What?" "Don't you hear that?" "See?" "would you Iike some gum?" "Is it sugarIess?" "Sorry, it's not." "Then, no thanks." "What the hell was that?" "Mental note:" "If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it." "If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!" "New York City has no power" "And the milk is getting sour" "But to me it is not scary" "'Cause I stay away from dairy" "Here goes." "You'II do it?" "I'II do it." "Want help?" "You come out there, you're a dead man." "Good luck, man." "Thanks." "Where you going?" "Outside." "You can't!" "Why not?" "Because of the reason." "That would be... ?" "I can't tell you." "What's going on?" "Listen." "You gotta promise you'II never, ever tell Ross that I told you." "About what?" "He's planning your birthday party." "Oh, my God!" "I Iove him!" "You better act surprised." "About what?" "My surprise party." "What surprise party?" "Oh, stop it." "Joey already told me." "well, he didn't tell me." "Don't look at me." "This is Ross' thing." "This is so typical." "I'm always the Iast to know everything." "You are not." "We tell you stuff." "I was the Iast one to know when chandler got bit by the peacock at the zoo." "I was the Iast to know you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in." "Looks like I was second to last." "It's so nice." "I have a question." "actually, it's not so much a question..." "... it'smoreof ageneralwondering...." "ment." "Here goes." "well, for a while now, I've been wanting to... ." "Yes, that's right." "Look at that little kitty!" "I'm on the top of the world Looking down on creation" "And the only explanation I can find" "Is the love that I found Ever since you've been around" "AII right, this is just Bactine." "It won't hurt." "Sorry, that was wax." "Poor little Tootie's scared." "We should find his owner." "Why not put " poor little Tootie" in the hall?" "During a blackout?" "She'II get trampled." "On second thought, gum would be perfection." "Gum would be perfection?" "Gum would be perfection." "Could've said, "Gum would be nice. " "I'll have a stick. " But, no." "For me, gum is perfection." "I loathe myself!" "Oh, no, the MeIIons." "They hate all living things, right?" "We just found this cat..." "... andwe'relookingfor the owner." "It's mine." "He seems to hate you." "Are you sure?" "It's my cat." "Give me my cat." "Wait a minute." "What's his name?" "Bob" " Buttons." "Bob Buttons?" "Bob Buttons." "Here, Bob Buttons." "You are a very bad man!" "You owe me a cat." "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." "Where did you go, little kitty, kitty?" "Come on, lucky sixes!" "Everybody, this is PaoIo." "paolo, I want you to meet my friends." "This is Monica..." "... andJoey..." "... andRoss." "He doesn't speak much english." "monopoly!" "Look at that!" "Where did PaoIo come from?" "italy, I think." "No, I mean tonight, in the building?" "suddenly into our lives?" "The cat turned out to be PaoIo's cat." "Isn't that funny?" "That is funny." "And rachel keeps touching him." "I Iooked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere." "I found him." "It was PaoIo's cat." "well, there you go." "Last to know again." "And I'm guessing, since nobody told me, this is PaoIo?" "paolo, this is Phoebe." "You betcha!" "All right." "Okay." "What next?" "Blow a bubble." "A bubble's good." "It's got a boyish charm." "It's impish." "Here we go." "Nice going, imp!" "It's okay." "All I need to do is reach over and put it back in my mouth." "Good save!" "We're back on track and I'm chewing someone else's gum." "This is not my gum!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "And now you're choking." "You all right?" "Oh, my God!" "You're choking!" "Better?" "Thank you." "That was... ." "That was... ." "Perfection?" "What'd he say that was so funny?" "I have absolutely no idea." "That's classic." "My God, you guys!" "What am I doing?" "This is so un-me!" "If you want, I'II do it." "I just wanna bite his bottom lip." "But I won't." "The first time he smiled at me..." "... thosesecondsweremoreexciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry." "Did you rent mopeds?" "Because I've heard" "Oh, it's not about that right now." "I know it's totally superficial, and we have nothing in common..." "... .andwe don'tevenspeak the same language..." "... butGod!" "Listen... ." "Listen, something you should know." "rachel and I are... ." "We're kind of a thing." "Thing?" "Thing." "Yes, thing." "You have the sex?" "technically, the sex is not being had." "But that's... ." "That's not the point." "The point is that rachel and I should be... ." "well, rachel and I should be together." "And if you get in the... ." "In bed?" "No, not where I was going." "If you get in the way of us becoming a thing..." "... thenI wouldbe ,well,verysad." "So do you... ?" "You do know a little english?" "little." "Do you know the word crap-weaseI?" "That's funny, you are a huge crap-weaseI." "chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this." "Watch, it's easy." "Ready?" "Now try it." "You gotta whip it." "Look, look!" "The last candle's about to burn out." "1 0, 9, 8, 7..." "... minus46,minus47,  minus 48... ." "Thank you." "Thanks." "Kind of spooky without any lights." "Okay, guys, I have the definitive one." "This isn't the best time to bring it up..." "... butyouhavetothrow a party for Monica." "This has been fun." "Yes." "Thanks for letting me use your phone..." "... andforsavingmyIife ." "well, goodbye, chandler." "I had a great blackout." "See you." "I'm account number 7 1 43457." "And I don't know if you got any of that..." "... butI wouldreally like a copy of the tape."