"Copyright from ecOtOne™" "Right after the break, we're going to interview David Kern, who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest, but he's gate..." "I mean, he's gay." "Excuse me." "He's blind." "More teens are having fuck..." "Having luck, rather." "One way to do a turkey call is with this gobbler... ( Imitates Turkey ) that allows the air to vibrate. yöu should try it." "I'd love to." "Go ahead." "I want to see this." "No, no." "That just wasn't right." "It's a beautiful Memorial Day." "We have people out here sunbathing." "We have people tossing the ball around." "And we really want to advise that yöu guys try to make it..." "I'm a bird, bitch!" "A safe Memorial Day." "Okay, dude." "Goddamn it, man!" "Well, I'm sure yöu needed it, Annie." "Did yöu get many spankings as a kid?" "As a kid?" "No." "I..." "Oh!" "( Laughs )" "Whoa." "( Laughs ) Wait a minute." "Susenko Energy is announcing a proposal to jack off..." "What is yöur comment on the results of the proceedings?" "What really happened on that Thursday here at Central High... that led to Tim Johnson's de..." "( Gags )" "What the fuck was that?" "Shit!" "God, I'm dying in this fuckin' country-ass, fucked-up town." "It looks like Reuben is in the lead, and here comes..." "No!" "No!" "Aaah!" "( Groans )" "An infestation of Canadian Brown Finches, which is a small bird... ( Chuckles ) I guess I should have seen that one coming, huh?" "( Laughter ) ( Gagging )" "( Man ) We now send it over to Meghan Miles." "Meghan?" "Hey, Joe, I'm here at the A.S.P.C.A., where I'm..." "( Yowls )" "I think she is." "Meghan, are yöu okay?" "Okay, Meghan..." "We'll get a medic over to her." "Yeah." "( Bell Dings ) Thank yöu so much for coming with me." "yöu're my girl." "Team." "Right." "Team." "They're not going to bring up the cat thing, right?" "That was 100 years ago." "No one looks at those yöuTube things anymore." "Yeah, right." "Relax, Meghan." "Relax?" "Ooh." "It's the network." "It's a big step up from local, but yöu are ready." "Oh, I'm ready." "Just be yöurself." "No, I'm going to be exactly what they want me to be." ""Anchor."" "It is both a noun and a verb." "A reliable or principal support, but in action, it means to hold fast." "Hmm." "Mmm." "I believe I can do that for yöur viewers... be the center, and hold them... steady." "Tell us more about yöurself." "Well, I was raised in Texas." "I studied journalism at the University of Texas." "I love to read." "I'm a voracious reader." "Mostly historical fiction." "Have yöu read Toni Morrison's Beloved?" " Of course." " Good answer." "My role models include my parents, which I know is corny, but they've been married 35 years... and, um, I am recently engaged." "We like that." "We'll have a decision in two weeks." "There isn't any..." "dirt in yöur past that we should know about?" "Skeletons?" "Bones of any kind?" "I'm a good girl." "( Man ) Morning, Meghan Miles." "Be well." "Good day." "Good day." "( Man ) Hey, looking good, Chuck Rogers." "( Woman ) Five minutes to air, people." "I just spoke to my source inside the network." "And?" "Its down to yöu and Wendy Chang." "( Gasps )" "The decision should come down today." "Don't be nervous." "Don't be nervous?" "yöu shouldn't have told me." "Breathe." "( Moans )" "( Screeches ) ( Man Screeches )" "Oh, gosh, hang on." "( Cell Phone Chimes )" "( Sighs ) This is Meghan Miles." "Meghan, yöu dirty hooker." "Rosie, stop." "I'm about to go on air." "Okay, good." "But be advised that we are going out tonight to celebrate." "Honey, I didn't get the job yet." " Minor detail." " I don't know." "It's been a really long week." "Don't be a cock-blocker." "Repeat after me, "I will not block the cock."" "( Phone Beeps ) yöu know what?" "Hang on." "I have another call." "It could be the network." "This is Meghan Miles." "( Woman ) Meg, honey." " Hey, Mama." " We just saw yöur last newscast." "yöu did such a good job." "Although that outfit was a little revealing by about a button." "( Gasps ) Really?" "I've been telling wardrobe to watch out for it." "Thank yöu for the feedback." "Well, we love yöu." "Say hi to Kyle." "I love yöu too." "Talk soon." "( Clicks )" "Fine." "I will not block the cock." " Still me, hon." " ( Gasps )" "I'm so sorry, Mama." "( Man ) This is KZLA Live at 5:00 Eyewitness News." "( Faint )" " With Jane Rain, weather." " Camera one." "Ready, Chuck?" "Let's do this." "Chuck Rogers, sports." "And Chopper Steve, traffic." "Will yöu stop it?" "My mother's gonna kill me." "Good evening, Los Angeles." "I'm Meghan Miles." "Our top story," "The day is upon us." "A traffic nightmare of biblical proportions." "What some are calling "Carpocalypse Now."" "Portions of the 10 Freeway will be closed for construction during this coming weekend." "For more, let's go to our own Chopper Steve." "Chopper Steve, can yöu tell us what it's like up there?" "Oh." "Doing great." "Fantastic." "( Meghan ) Chopper Steve, are yöu texting?" "Who's gonna pull me over up here?" "( Chuckles )" "It's sailing pretty smoothly down there right now, but we're warning drivers about massive congestion this weekend." "So yöu're saying they should steer clear." "Oh, steer clear." "( Laughs )" "I got that one, Meghan Miles." "Thanks, Chopper Steve." "We'll check back with yöu in the 6:00 hour." "Check back?" "What?" "Did my check bounce?" "Aw." "Sorry." "( Chuckling ) Okay." "Bye now, Chopper Steve." "Fly safe." "Real smooth, Chopper Steve." "Fuckin' loser." "I should just crash this thing into the Hollywood sign, end it all." "We can still hear yöu." "yöur mike is on." " Live mike." " ( Gasps ) Copy that." "For continuing updates on the Carpocalypse, stay with KZLA for all yöur news needs." "The Ventura County Italian-American Club did a great job, but don't call Mr. Guinness just yet." "It turns out the world's largest meatball resides in Genoa, Italy." "Stay tuned for more KZLA coverage on Carpocalypse, and find out what simple household item may just be fatal." "I'm Meghan Miles." "Be well." "And we're clear." "Great." "Chopper Steve..." "Is he on his meds?" "( Man ) Short answer, no." "Did anybody call?" "Did yöu get any e-mails?" "No." "No." "Calm down." "Any text messages I need to know about?" "Calm down." "I'm going to hear from them, and I'll call yöu at home." "( Woman ) I can't wait to get my drink on." "And get my dance on." "And..." "Just those two things." "Denise." "What?" "Meghan." "Meghan!" "Meghan Miles." "Either she's not home or she's ignoring us." "Or she's incapacitated, tied up... or maybe she had a stroke or a seizure or something." "Denise, this is Brentwood." "Nothing bad ever happens in Brent..." "Oh, my God, O.J. Simpson." "I just remembered that." "Yeah." "( Rosie ) Meghan!" "It's open." "Honey, yöu are not back on the farm in Texas." "yöu cannot just leave yöur door unlocked." "Hey, party girls." "What's up?" "What do yöu want to drink?" "I have tap water." "Wait." "Wait, what's going on?" "Where's Kyle?" "He's at the supermarket." "And, um, where's all yöur stuff?" "Oh." "Um..." "Kyle took it all to the supermarket." "The supermercado." "He's gone." "He, um..." "He said he didn't know who I was anymore, and then he left and he took everything." "That's so weird." "When is he coming back?" "Why did yöu not tell us?" "I don't know." "I'm sorry." "Rosie, I just..." "( Sobs )" "Yeah, but, honey, we're yöur friends." "We're not gonna judge yöu." "( Cell Phone Chimes ) Hang on." "It's Dan." "Meghan, don't freak out, but they're going with Wendy Chang." "( Cell Phone Clatters ) Meghan, are yöu okay?" "Chang!" "This is such a terrible time for Kyle to not be here." "Denise, shut up." "They gave it to Wendy Chang." "She's an anchor in San Francisco." "There yöu go, honey." "That's a diversity hire." "Asian." "What can yöu do about that?" "She's not even Asian." "She's adopted." "She has red fucking hair." "( Gasps ) I'm sorry." "That was mean." "Good for her." "No." "Screw Chang." "yöu are the best." "Yeah." "No one reads the news like yöu, Meghan." "We're going to sit down and come up with a plan to fix yöur life." "Okay, guys, no more pity party." "It's fine." "So go." "I'll be fine." "I'm just gonna stay here and catch up on Idol." "No!" "We're not gonna leave yöu here." "yöu don't even have yöur dog." "Technically, it was Kyle's dog." "Who cares?" "Forget it." "Get a cat." "( Denise ) Ew." "That's gross." "Cats hate me. yöu know that." "People say cats are clean, but they're really filthy." "I am sorry, okay?" "Whatever." "yöu're gonna meet some yöung, stupid, hot guy, and yöu're gonna take all yöur anger and yöur aggression out on his penis." "I don't know." "I don't do that with penises." "I'm more of a relationship type of girl." "We're taking yöu out." "Come on." "Let's go." "( Sighs ) Fine, but I'm wearing these sweatpants." "No. yöu're gonna wear something slutty, like Denise." "I don't own anything slutty like Denise." "Denise, give Meghan yöur dress." " But..." " No buts." "yöu can wear one of her pantsuits." "Ew." "Ew." "( Dance ) ( Chattering, Laughing )" "Why is it so loud in here?" "Isn't it great?" "This is what yöu need." "Shots time." "Already?" "Yup, that's right." "Throw it back." "Unless yöu're too soft." "Yeah." "Whoa, whoo!" "Yeah, the other two were for us." "I guess we're gonna need three more." "This is good." "Three more." "Three more." "How about something different?" "To match yöur dress." "Thanks." "Fancy." "( Meghan ) Looking at us?" "Oh, my God." "What do yöu do?" "Act bitchy?" "Yeah." "Bitchy." "Boo." "Ooh." "( Giggles )" "( Man ) Sunshine." "yöu want to join me and my boys for some drinks?" "Will the drinks be alcoholic?" "More tequila?" "That's what that is." "Wow, yöur friend's quite the party girl, huh?" "Tonight she is." "Let's make a toast to these girls, huh, boys?" "Yes." "My dad made a toast at my fifth grade graduation," " and I kept it in my memory..." " Keep it there." "( Man ) Cheers!" "( Cheering )" "I love my daddy." "( Dance )" "Kyle sucks." "Can I just get one of these buckets?" "Thank yöu so much." "Excuse me." "Go get a cab." "Let's get rid of this." "All good." "Let's rally." "Let's rally!" "yöu want to get out of here?" "Absolutely." "yöu stay here." "No, no." "Where are yöu going?" "I got to go for a wee..wee." "( Continues ) Excuse me." "Oh." "( Gasps )" "Oh." "This is high." "Uh..." "Hello?" "There's no handle." "Hello?" "( Grunts )" "( Mutters, Laughs )" "( Laughing )" "Hi." "Oh, hi." "Whatcha yöu doing up there?" "I'm just looking for the bathroom." "Are yöu stuck?" "( Laughs ) How dare yöu, sir." "( Slurring ) Don't yöu know it is rude to ask if a lady is stuck?" "Oh." "Yes, I am stuck." "And I'm a little drunk." "I should tell yöu that." "All right." "Nothing wrong with that." "Stay stuck for a second." "Whoa!" "That won't be hard." "I can't move." "Breaking news, 2:00 a.m. Girl stuck on balcony." "Hi." "Hi." " Huh." "Oh!" " What do yöu think?" "Wow." "This is a mess." "Bit of a situation." "Yeah." "Mm..hmm." "If we could just find a way to get this shoe off." "What a puzzle." "All right." "Well, we got a strap coming around here." "Wait." "Oh, my God!" "What?" "There's a whole other strap." " ( Gasps )" " Which one?" "Left?" "Right?" "yöu need to stay calm." " What's yöur name?" " Meghan." " Meghan, where yöu from?" " Texas." "Texas." "I like Texas." "Hurry!" "The timer is reading five seconds." "All right." "Stay with me, Meghan." " Four, three, two..." " Here we go." "Aaah!" "Are we alive?" "I think so." "( Chuckles ) yöu're a hero." "Thank yöu." "( Laughs ) Should we get down?" "yöu can do it." "I'm right behind yöu." "Okay." "So, are yöu trying to escape?" "French exit?" "Yeah, I think I was." "( Laughs )" "I just sort of had my fill of the lecherous males..." "and the..." "I don't know." "I don't really do this very much, and so I just felt this wave of depression coming over me..." "Here." "and I thought I should probably..." "It's cold." "It is cold." "Anyway." "Rosie." "( Rosie ) What?" "She says she's leaving." "I should get my car." "Um..." "I should go." "yöur car?" "No, no." "I don't think yöu should be driving." "Why don't we get yöu a cab?" "Let's find a cab for yöu." "No, I really want my car." "yöu don't think I can drive?" "Uh..." "Come here." "Sobriety test." "Smell that meat." "( Sniffs )" "Oh, my God." "That smells so good." "yöu're so drunk." "That's not even meat." "Screw yöu, cracker." "It's meat." "All right, why don't I drive yöu home in yöur car, and then I'll take a cab home from there?" "How about that?" "No, yöu don't have to leave work." "No, no." "It's fine." "I'm not just a bartender." "I got other things going on." "( Chuckles ) yöu got a day job?" "I am a writer of books." "What kind of books?" "Uh, sort of post-modern romantic fiction." "That is my favorite genre." "Are yöu messing with me?" "No." "It's really cool." "I'm a journalist." "I've done some..." "I don't know." "I don't write anything, really." "I thought I would, but I mostly just read." "I read the news." "I don't know." "Anyway, so what does a post-modern romantic writer do all day?" "Find beauty and praise it." "Wow." "That is the opposite of what I do, I think." "All right, let's go." "I'm getting yöu home safe." "Where do yöu live?" "Where do yöu live?" "Okay, yöu're getting on my level." "yöu like the dark stuff." "Okay, hands like this." "Shotgun poetry." "All right, get ready." ""Hark!" "'Tis an elfin-storm from faery land, of haggard seeming, but a boon indeed." "I have a home for thee." I win!" "Let's take our clothes off." "( Slurring ) I'd like to go to the judges on that one." "Okay." "Judges?" "Where are yöu, judges?" "( Chuckles )" "Okay." "It's a girl." "All right." "It's a girl." "Ooh!" "What is in there?" "♫ I only know two chords ♪" "Do yöu trust me?" "Yeah, I do." "yöu trust me?" "I do." "I don't." "I don't." "No, no!" " ( Groans )" " Yes!" "Oh, fuck." "Don't mess with Texas." "Dress down." "Down." "Oh." "I'm hungry." "Okay." "What is this?" "What is this little table thing?" "Put that one down and get another one." "I want to do Lady and the Tramp." "This is the best." "Mmm." "Mmm." "Mmm." "( Muttering )" "Let me see." "Don't be shy." "( Exclaims )" "( Gasps ) Yes!" "Yellow's yöur color." "( Meghan Squeals )" "( Beeping, Faint )" "( Clanking, Faint )" "( Murmurs )" "( Dog Barking, Faint )" "( Groans )" "( Man Grunts )" "( Gasps )" "( Groans )" "( Groaning ) Oh, God." "( Sighs )" "Okay, where's my phone?" "My purse." "My phone." "( Beeping )" "( Line Ringing )" "( Meghan's Voice ) Hi. yöu've reached Meghan." "Please leave a message." "And be well." "( Beeps )" "( Beeping )" "( Recording:" "Woman's Voice ) yöu have four new messages." "Message one sent yesterday at 6:05 p.m." "( Rosie's Voice ) Meghan!" "Put down yöur knitting." "We're on our..." "( Beeps )" "Meg, honey, it's Mom." "We just..." "( Beeps )" "Meghan, it's Dan." "Are yöu sitting down?" "Chang is out." "She didn't vet." "They found some raunchy twit-pics of her and another girl." "She's way too risky for CNB." "Looks like they're pivoting back to yöu." "( Gasps ) yöu're the safe bet." "All that steadiness shit is going to pay off." "Now listen, they want to watch yöu work, have a final follow up..." ""look yöu in the eye" sort of thing... so they're coming to the newscast tomorrow." "So get some rest tonight." "Come in fresh and ready to kill it." "This could be very good." "Oh." "( Beeps )" "Ohhh." "( Moans )" "( Snarls ) ( Gasps )" "No." "I hate cats." "Don't yöu do anything." "( Growling )" "Mmm." "Mmm." "No, no, no." "No, no, no, no." "( Growling Continues )" "( Groans )" "( Cat Growls )" "( Growling ) yöu were in the box." "( Screeching )" "Shoes, shoes, shoes." "Where's my..." "Where are my keys?" "I hate cats!" "( Panting )" "( Sighs )" "( Exhales )" "Okay." "Okay." "All right." "( Sighs )" "Okay." "Where is my car?" "Oh, wait." "He drove." "We kissed, and then I fumbled for some Tic Tacs." "( Gasps )" "( Groaning ) Oh, no." "There's no names." "( Gasps )" "Oh, no, no, no, no." "Wait, wait, wait!" "That's my car." "Hey!" "That's..." "That's my car." "That's my car." "That was my car." "( Gasps )" "( Panting )" "( Radio Chatter, Faint ) ( Snoring )" "( Hammer Cocks ) Aaah!" "Don't shoot!" "Don't shoot." "yöu sneak up, I shoot yöu." "No, no, no, no." "I just want a ride." "I'm just trying to hire yöu." "Oh, no, no, no." "Off duty." "Off duty." "No, please, sir." "I will pay yöu..." "Double." "Triple." "To take me to the tow place." "Mm..mmm." "Do yöu know where that is, the place they tow to?" "Oh." "Tow to?" "Yes!" "Yes, yöu understand." "The tow to." "Da." "Da." "Tow to." "Okay, great." "Thank God." "yöu working?" "Yes, I work." "Very important I get to work today." "Tonight." "Okay." "Great." "( Radio:" "Man Singing In Foreign Language ) So, here we go." " We're going tow to." " Great." "Great." "yöu know, I like it, yöur work." "yöu know my work?" "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Very nice." "Oh, well, thank yöu." "Thank yöu so much." "( Chuckles )" "Yeah, I love what I do." "It gives me a lot of self-worth and really..." "I don't know." "I... yöu have boyfriend?" "Um, presently," "I do not technically have a man." "I mean, I just..." "I don't know." "I met someone, and..." "Oh, but I just left someone." "I didn't..." "Well, truth be told, he left me." "Actually, I don't really give a shit." "Okay." "Good talk." "Ah!" "Here." "Here?" "Where here?" " ( Hard Rock, Faint )" " Here." "Tow to." "( Groans )" "No, no." "Oh, my goodness." "No, no, no." "This is Tattoo, and I said "tow to" as in "tow yöur car."" "This is a funny language miscommunication." "I can't get out here because I don't nave my money." "It's in my purse, which is in my car." "Which is at the tow to place." "Tow to." "yöu no pay, I drive yöu jail." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "We don't..." "There's no jail." "Then yöu pay $23." "I am not a stripper." "I'm actually a journalist... with local Emmy nominations and a lot of connections, so yöu will get paid." "yöu will get yöur money." "But right now, I really, really need yöu to just help me out, okay?" "Do yöu understand?" "Okay." "Okay." "yöu give me a dance on lap." "Huh?" "Four song." "Dance on lap, $23." "Finish." "No." "There's no deal." "No?" "Yes." "I can't give yöu a lap dance, sir." " Four song." " No." " yöu give me three song." " No deal." "No, no, no." "Okay!" "yöu dance on lap or I take to jail." "Wait, wait, wait." "yöu can put the gun down." "Wait." "Um..." "Um..." " Two dances." " No, no, no." "Bullshit for me." "Good deal." "Yeah?" "( Groans )" "Two songs." "( Stammers ) Okay." "Two song." "Alanis Morissette in-in V.I.P. room." "The..." "Sure." "The V.I.P. room." "Just unlock the door." "Yeah." "Okay." "Leave the gun." "yöu can't take a gun in there." "Oh, no gun." "No gun." "I get lap ready." "Come on." "We..." "Hey!" "( Speaking Foreign Language )" "Where are yöu going?" "Come on back!" "We had deal." "( Whimpering ) Hey, lady!" "( Speaking Foreign Language )" "Son of a bitch." "This is nuts." "What the fuck, lady?" "( Driver Shouting )" "( Shouting Continues ) ( Gasps )" "( Rapid Footsteps )" "( Footsteps Continue ) ( Gasps )" "( Gasping, Whimpering )" "Oh, my God!" "( Whimpering )" "( Man On Headphones ) ♫ Everybody have fun tonight ♪" " Hey, wait!" "Wait, wait, wait!" " What do yöu want from me?" "Wait. yöu can help me." "Hang on. yöu can..." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Go away!" "I need..." "I just..." "yöu could help..." "Hey!" "Oh." "Hey, hey." "Hey, hi." "Hey." "( Muttering ) Hi." "Hi." "How yöu doing?" "I'm not so good, actually." "I could really use some help." "Yeah, I could use some help too." "Oh, really?" "With what?" "Oh, no." "Yeah." "Oh, yeah." "No." "I'm not a..." "I'm not a hooker." "( Chuckling ) Yeah, okay." "Have a good night." "No, no, no, no." "Wait. yöu can't..." "Oh!" "That's disgusting." "Oh, God." "This stupid dress." "I am gonna murder Denise." "Oh, my God, I'm... freezing." " ( Woman ) Hey!" " ( Gasps )" "Who the fuck are yöu?" "Uh, I'm not a prostitute." "Excuse me?" "( Woman 2 ) Check out Barbie over here." "Where did yöu guys come from?" "( Woman 3 Speaks Spanish )" "Go on." "( Mutters )" "Hey, hey." "Excuse me." "Is there any chance that yöu are not looking for a hooker?" "( Man ) Free agent?" "( Faint )" "( Man In Car ) Get out of here." "Looks like it." "( Chuckles ) It's ballsy." "Gotta give it to her, man." "That takes a lot of balls." "Oh, no, come on, Dave." "Man, it's the end of our shift." "Look, dude, I just gotta get home, get a little bit of rest." "I was gonna drive down to Long Beach." "Got this whole fishing-charter thing set up." "It's our job, Walter." "No, it isn't." "Our job is to keep the hookers over there, away from the decent people down there." "All right." "All right, look." "We can issue her an official warning, but if I see her out here again, we gotta take her in." "See?" "That's good police work." "That's what I'm talking about." " What's the matter, yöu can't hear?" " I have nothing against... uh, modern..." "female entrepreneurs." "( Siren Blares ) Oh, shit." "Thank God." "Oh, hallelujah!" "( Dave On Horn ) Do not approach the vehicle." "Ma'am, what yöu're doing is the opposite... of not approaching the vehicle." "( Police Radio Chatter ) I..." "Okay." "I can't see now." "Thank goodness yöu are here." "I am so happy to see yöu." "yöu deaf?" "( Babbling ) This has been the longest night of my life." "Quit yöur babbling." "This has been the..." "Quit yöur babbling and listen." "Okay." "We have yöu on video soliciting those cars." "What..." "We can haul yöu in right now." "No, no, no, no." "I was not soliciting sex." "( Chattering ) Ma'am, do not raise yöur voice at me." "Don't yöu raise yöur voice at him!" "How much yöu had to drink tonight?" " Uh..." " yöu smell like a distillery." "I just..." "I haven't been home." "Neither have I." "Which is why we're gonna give yöu a break and let yöu off with a warning." "Ready?" "Here it is." "Stay off of my streets." " But.." "But..." " We see yöu out here again, and yöu will go to jail." "But I didn't do anything wrong." "Really?" "yöu haven't done anything wrong?" "What, are yöu going out to get some eggs?" "Just wrapping up yöur paper route?" "It's time to grow up." " Now stay off my streets." " Stay off his streets." " I can..." " Sit down and think about it." "( Dave ) Think about it." "Sit down." "Don't be on yöur knees." "Off his streets and grow the fuck up, okay?" "yöu're not going to help me?" "Aren't yöu supposed to help people?" "I..." "I'm not a... ( Mutters ) ( Woman 1 ) Bitch, get outta here." "( Women Shouting )" "That sounded tough." "Veteran." "Oh, thank yöu." "Yeah, we did the right thing." "( Woman 1 ) yöu better start running!" "Okay." "I'm going." "I'm running." "I'm running." "I'm running." "( Mewing )" "( Bottles Clink On Floor )" "( Pop Ballad Intro )" "( Grunts )" "Molly?" "Me..." "Mel..." "Meghan." "Meghan?" "Meghan?" "( Woman ) ♫ yöu and me ♪" "♫ Are too good to be ♪" "♫ Too true to be ♪ ( Continues, Faint )" "( Chopper Steve ) Good morning, Los Angeles." "Today's the big day..." "Carpocalypse." "It's a heck of a day for traffic." "My advice to yöu, Get a helicopter." "There's no traffic in the sky, I'll tell yöu that." "Whoa!" "Ha." "Kidding." "That was a good one." "♫ I don't know ♪" "♫ What day it is ♪" "♫ 'Cause I've been ♪" "♫ Up all night ♪" "♫ I don't know what week it is ♪" "♫ 'Cause I've been ♪" "♫ Up all night ♪" "♫ I wanna see yöu I wanna see... ♪" "( Rosie's Voice ) Hey, Meghan." "I'm just calling to make sure that yöu got home okay, 'cause things got a little fuzzy last night." "Hey, babe." "What..." "What are yöu doing here?" "I like to get up early." "Of course yöu do." "yöu're like 70." "Just to clarify, what happened last night?" "Everything." "Everything?" " And by everything, yöu mean..." " Everything." " I just passed out..." " Everything but that." "Listen, yöu got a banana or something?" "I'm sorry." "This was a mistake." "I thought I was taking home a really yöung, very cute guy." "yöu must mean my son." "Yeah, we get confused all the time." "Don't worry about it." "Crazy night." "yöu can party." "Fuck." "( Exhales )" "( Man 2 ) Yeah." "What yöu think I'm doing?" "I'm on the corner." "Yeah." "Hold up." "Hold up." "Hold up." "What's up?" "All right, cool." "Follow that guy down there." "( Cell Phone Ringing )" "Yeah, baby, what's up?" "Sometimes I wonder." "They like the fuckin' Keystone Kops out there." "All right, later." "Sneaking up on me is a bad idea." "No, no, no." "( Stammers ) Hi." "I'm not sneaking up." "I wasn't." "I just..." "No samples." "Keep yöur zombie ass moving." "I.." "I just need a little help." "Sir." "Now, I know yöu can see I'm working, and I'm sure yöu done worked that ass enough tonight." "yöu need to get on home." "That's all I want to do." "And I don't want yöur drugs." "Excuse me?" "Oh." "I mean..." "That was a terrible assumption." "I mean, I don't know if there's..." "I wouldn't..." "Yeah, yöu don't know." "yöu're right." "yöu need to forget what yöu think I'm doing." "It's already forgotten." "I'm so sorry about that." "Um, I just want to borrow yöur phone." "Can I please make a call on yöur phone?" "I'm pretty sure today might be the most important day of my life, but I really need to make a call." "Please, I'm..." "I am not what yöu think I am." "I swear." "I'm a good girl." " ( Sirens Blaring ) - ( Gasps )" "Oh, shit." "yöu ain't that good." "The police said if they find me again they're gonna arrest me." "For what?" "Being a good girl?" "( Laughs )" "It was a misunderstanding..." "at worst." "Five-0!" "Five-O!" "Full team's coming." "Oh. yöu better get lost." "Wait, wait, wait, wait!" "What the fuck are yöu doing?" "I'm getting lost." "Get lost somewhere else." "Where?" "I don't know." "That's why they call that shit lost." "Bitch, why are yöu so fast?" "I ran track in high school." "Hang on." "Hey." "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "Hang on." "Hey!" "Fuckin' yellow-ass Terminator." "( Grunts )" "I've gotta go home." "What are yöu still doing behind me?" " Get out of here, man!" " I need to get in here." "Get off me." "Get away from me, bitch." "( Chattering )" "Oh, my God." "What are yöu doing?" "Just give me the phone." "yöu better go back out." "Go back out." "I can't go out there." "Go." "I can't go out there." "I can't." "I can't be caught out there." "Oh." "What the fuck are yöu doing in here?" "( Stammering ) I was one of the ones runnin' from the Five-O." " Who the fuck are yöu?" " Yo, chill." "Chill, chill." " She with me." " Yeah." "I'm with him." "Yeah." "Just some dumb ho." "yöu fuckin' stupid?" "Look at this bitch." "She a undercover cop wearing what looks like a Marc Jacobs dress." "yöu think some raggedy-ass trick get her hands on that?" "Hold the fuck up." "How the fuck yöu know what a fuckin' Marc "Jenkins" dress is?" "Watch one episode of What Not to Wear and get back to me." " Bitch is a cop." " Man, she a trick." " Cop." " She's a trick." "No!" "That's the bitch from the news." "What?" "Why yöu let Pookie up in here?" "Why yöu let some cop up in here?" "Look, she ain't no cop." "That's the bitch from the news." "Channel Six Live at 5:00." "I'm about to put my foot up in yöur motherfucking mouth." "I.." "I'm not a cop." "I'm not." "I am..." "I'm bitch from the news." ""For KZLA Live at 5:00 Eyewitness News," "I'm Meghan Miles." "Be well."" "Pookie, shut the hell up." "Why the hell would KZLA's Meghan Miles... be sucking dick for crack in our hood?" "No, I'm not sucking dick for crack." "What yöu sucking dick for then?" "Nothing." " Shit's free?" " Uh..." "So, yöu ain't sucked one dick tonight?" "Yeah, that's what I thought." "Okay, but it's..." "That's not, uh..." "Look, I'm just lost." "And I just need to make a phone call." " I just wanted to borrow yöur phone." " Look, right here." "Look." " Oh, my God." " Bitch from the news." "Yeah." "Look at this." ""Be well." I love it." "Oh, shit." "It do kind of look like yöu." "Yeah." "I'm Meghan." "Meghan Miles." "Look, bitch from the news, yöu real good and stuff, but I just think yöu need to work on inviting the audience in a little more." "Earnin' they trust." "yöu have a natural, approachable beauty." "I like it." "But yöur delivery is just a little robotic." "I just feel like yöu can show us a little more warmth." " I know it's in there." " Pookie, what yöu smoking on?" "Weed laced with embalming fluid." "It's pretty good." "No, no, no." "I kind of see what he's sayin'." "Uh..huh." "See, it's like yöu closed to the world." " Uh..huh." " Yeah." "I mean, look how yöu holding yöur shoulders right now." "Mm..hmm." "All closed off... like yöu don't trust us." "Okay, these are, uh, excellent points." "Viewer feedback is very important to me, Mr., uh..." " Hulk." " Hulk." " And?" " Scrilla." "Scrilla and Pookie." " With two O's." " Okay." "I'm gonna take everything yöu said..." "I'm going to take it all under consideration." "I need to get back to do the news." "Tonight, live at 5:00." "I'm up for a promotion, so it's really important that I be there." "But I am lost, and I don't have a phone or money, and my car's in the impound lot." "And I am currently standing in the middle of a ghetto crack house." "Sorry." "No offense." " None taken." " That's a pretty fair description." "Look, I'll tell yöu what." "I'm going to help yöu out." " Yeah." "Exactly." " Give her that one." "Use that one." "Okay." "Thank yöu." "yöu got it." " Thank yöu." " Right over there." "Okay." "( Scrilla ) Give me that." "( Pookie ) What happened to that dress?" "Since when yöu watch the news?" "I wake up at 5:00." "That's what I... yöu got a TV?" "yöu see the TV in the back." "yöu need to sell that shit." "yöu owe me money." "( Pookie ) I already paid yöu." "( Muttering )" "Remember my E.B.T. card?" "( Scrilla ) Shut the hell up." "( Exhales )" "What's wrong, sweetheart?" "I don't know anybody's number." "They were all in my phone." "I use the voice dialing in my car, and everyone's on speed dial." "That's some modern-day, fucked-up shit, huh?" "Yeah." "I only know, like, three numbers." "My parents in Texas, and I am not calling them." "I know my own number so I could give it out to people." "I'll just..." "I should text myself, right?" "Someone might get it." "That's a good idea." "Okay. "It's Meghan." "Help." "I'm"..." " Where am I?" " The hood." "( Pookie ) We more like hood-adjacent." "Hood." "Yeah." "( Beeps )" "So what's the other number?" "( Phone Ringing ) ( Snorts, Whines )" "Who is this?" "yöu woke me up." "Goddamn it, I said who is this?" "Just talk." "It's me." "It's Meghan." "( Quietly ) yöu were never gonna call me." "I had to call yöu, okay, Kyle?" "I had to." "Listen." "Breaking up was the hardest thing I ever did." "Just hold on." "Hang on." "Why are yöu talking so low?" "Are yöu..." "Are yöu with someone?" "Is someone there with yöu already?" " Are yöu drunk?" " Technically, probably yes." " ( Laughs, Stammers )" " Is this a booty call?" "No!" "I don't want to have sex with yöu." "Damn!" "Who yöu talking to?" "It's my ex-fiancé." "Oh, okay." "All right." " Who's that?" " That is Pookie." "He's an acquaintance of mine." "Okay, so then yöu are not alone either." "What are yöu doing?" "Why are yöu calling me?" "I called yöu because I'm in trouble, Kyle, okay?" "I need yöu to come and get me, and I only knew three numbers, okay?" "yöu and my parents and 1-800-FLOWERS, and I wish to God it wasn't the case, but some things just stick, yöu know?" "I can't get rid of yöu." "Anybody know any numbers?" "I don't know." "I know the bail bond's number." "♫ 800-588-2300 ♪" "What yöu gonna need that for?" "♫ Empire ♪" "I may need some carpet or something." " Are yöu in jail?" " Not yet, but it's a distinct possibility." "Sober up." "Call a taxi, all right?" "I gotta go." "( Woman ) Kyle, who are yöu talking to?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, there is someone there!" "I knew it!" "yöu bastard!" "I'm sorry." "Please don't call me again." "Baby, can yöu please come help me?" "It is over, okay?" " Listen..." " Gotta..." "Now yöu listen, motherfucker." "I don't know what the fuck yöu did to Meghan Miles... from the motherfuckin' news, but yöu better drag yöur cracker-ass out of bed..." "And get down to this crack house and get Meghan Miles the fuck out of here." "She gotta go do the motherfuckin' news, or else she won't get her fuckin' promotion." "( Scrilla ) Give me that." "Yo." "yöu show one more motherfuckin' ounce of disrespect to this woman, and I swear I will track yöur bitch ass down and set yöur ass on fire." "yöu hear me?" "Now I got yöur number in my phone, but say something else." "Okay." "Yes, sir." "That's good." "That was so sweet." "Really." "Thank yöu." "I got yöu." "Uh, who's that?" "That's Scrilla and Hulk." "They are also acquaintances of mine." "Are yöu in a crack house?" "Yes, Kyle." "That is what I am trying to tell yöu." "I am in a crack house." " ( Men Shouting )" " Oh, shit!" "Die slow, motherfucker!" "( Meghan Screams )" "Is this a joke, Meghan?" "What the fuck is happening?" "Meghan Miles from the news, yöu gotta go now." "Go through that door, make a right." "Go down the steps." "yöu'll see a vent." "Jump in it." "It'll take yöu out the back." "Go!" "Go!" "( Babbling ) yöu got this, right?" "Wait up, bitch from the news." "( Scrilla ) I'm gonna put some caps in yöur ass!" "( Muttering ) Why is this happening to me?" "Right down here." "Who the fuck are yöu, motherfuckers?" "Ooh!" "Oh!" "Aaah!" "( Grunts )" "Oh." "My bad." "Pookie?" "Yeah, it's me." "Okay." "Come on, to the right." "Come on." "Okay." "Now go to the right." "This way, Meghan Miles." "Who was that?" "Why is that happening?" "I don't know." "That was insane." "I don't want to get shot." "I was just out having a good time." "Come on." "( Man On Radio ) 12th Street crack house." "Shots fired." "Three black males, one Caucasian female in a yellow dress." "yöu believe this?" "Maybe it's some other white chick in a yellow dress." "( Officer ) Hey, hey, hey." "Whoa." "yöu saw this lady?" " yöu gotta talk to the lieutenant." " No, we don't." "Yeah, yöu do." "Actually, we do." "I know we do." "yöu're just supposed to say we don't." "Aw, shit." "Shit, shit." "Go!" "Pookie?" "Huh?" "Do yöu know where the impound lot is?" "Where they tow cars to?" "Uh..." "The tow to." "yöu know where that is?" "Is it nearby?" "Yes, yes." "Okay." "The impound lot." "Yeah." "What yöu want to do, yöu wanna take this street all the way down." "Hit Western." "Follow that like it's yöur yellow brick road." "yöu gonna go under the 10." "If yöu hit Dollar Taco, yöu gone too far." "Okay, so the Western and the 10." "yöu're sure?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm about sure." "But look, don't use the bathroom at Dollar Taco." "It's really bad." "Okay." "Don't do it." "Thank yöu." "Okay, yöu be good." "Wait, wait, wait!" "What?" "Oh, no, no." "No, I..." "No." "Take this." "Pookie, I can't take yöur crack." "It's worth about $10 on the street." "But don't smoke it." "It normally doesn't end well, at least for me." "Pookie, I cannot take yöur crack." "No." "No, no." "I insist." "Please." "When a crackhead gives yöu his crack, yöu have his heart right there." "Just remember, shout out yöur boy Pookie next time yöu're on air, okay?" "Um, okay." "And don't forget to shout out Scrilla and Hulk..." "Yup." "And Skip, Skip-a-doo," "Treezy, B-Bow... not to be confused with G-Bow..." " Little Markeese and also my Uncle Joseph." " Sure." "He's locked down in Chino." "Okay." " Oh, and Meghan Miles?" " Yeah?" "Be well." "Be well too." "( Sirens Blaring ) I'll be well if I get my ass out of here." "For two years, there's been a tenuous peace..." "Then, all of a sudden, some mystery white woman in a yellow dress shows up... and everything goes to shit." "I know." "It's crazy." "Add to that, she jacks a cabdriver." "Now she's running with Scrilla's gang." "No, no, no, no." "She's just a hooker." "We saw her at the Point." "Yeah." " And yöu didn't bring her in?" " I wanted to." "Tell yöu what, Lieutenant," "How about we just brief the next shift coming in..." "Next shift?" "Ain't no next shift for yöu." "yöu two can I.D. her." "yöu're staying on till we bring her in." "Caucasian, yellow dress, hooker." "Back to the streets, fellas." "Sorry." "What's wrong with yöu?" ""I wanted to."" "Protect and serve." "Go fuck yöurself, Vic." "( Cell Phone Chimes )" "( Chiming Continues )" "( Chimes )" ""It's Meghan." "Help." "Lost in the Hood."" "( Scoffs )" "( Hulk ) Who this?" "Oh, hey." "This is..." "I'm looking for Meghan." "Bitch from the news?" "She gone." "Don't call this number again, motherfucker." "( Line Clicks )" "( Men Rapping In Spanish )" "( Reggaeton )" "Oh!" "Ooh." "Oh." "Sorry." "I didn't see yöu there." "Ugh." "Okay." "Hey!" "yöu're Meghan Miles, that Channel Six news lady." "I"En vivo!" "( Laughs )" "En vivo." "What are yöu doing down here?" "It's a long story." "yöu don't have five dollars, do yöu?" " In the store, I do." "Can yöu wait right here?" " Sure." "For five dollars, let me take yöur photo and I'll put it on the wall." "Oh." "No, no." "I can't..." "And then I put it on Facebook and everyone likes it." "No, no." "Oh, no, no." "yöu can't put a photo on Facebook." "No, no photos." "I'll send yöu a head shot." "I'll send yöu something." "Hey, look!" "Meghan Miles on the walk of shame." "( Horn Honks )" "( Chiming )" "Uh, Meghan's phone." "Who's this?" "Where's Meghan?" "Well, where is she now?" "Why do yöu have her phone?" "Did yöu hurt her?" "No." "No, I..." "We went home together last night, and I'm thinking she might be in some trouble right now." "She left her phone here, and I have no idea where she is." "yöu better be telling the truth, psycho, because I will out-psycho yöu." "And if yöu hurt Meghan, I will reign fucking fury down on yöu." "Relax." "Where do yöu live?" "244 Traction." " Where the fuck is that?" " It's downtown near the Sixth Street bridge." "People live there?" "Yeah." "I do." "Buzz 810 when yöu get here." "All right, well, yöu stay there or I'm calling the cops." " ( Chimes ) - ( Sound Machine Humming )" " ( Rose ) Denise, get up." " I'm up." " I can hear yöur sound machine." " I need to just lie here." "It's bad." "It's really bad." "Denise, just get up." "Meghan might be in trouble." "She needs us." "yöu don't understand." "I..." "Hey, babe, is everything cool?" "Please don't touch me." "Who is that?" "I made a terrible mistake last night." "I think I may have taken Iggy Pop home." "( Man ) All right, all right." "What's up?" "What's up?" "There yöu go." "Mm..hmm." "What the fuck is this?" "Hi." "All right." "Hey, I don't wanna waste anyone's time." "I'm gonna assume that yöu're a crack dealer." "And, um, I was wondering if yöu wanted a little more." "A little more what?" "( Whispering ) A little more crack." "yöu know, like, maybe I could cash it in for some money." "yöu wanna sell me crack?" "Well, I technically don't wanna sell it because I think that that's wrong." "But I was hoping that maybe make a return or something." "Oh." "Okay." "A return." "Yeah." "yöu got the receipt?" "The..." "Uh..." "Or maybe the box it came in?" "Oh, come on, man, I just have the crack." "Oh, yöu just got the crack?" "Yeah, that's all I have." "And I just thought, yöu know, yöu could add it to yöur stash," "Uh..huh." "Give me, like, 10 bucks, and then yöu can sell it for more, and that's good business." "yöu don't walk into McDonald's with yöur own hamburgers... and try to sell it to 'em." "yöu know why?" "Because they already got their own hamburgers." "They're not gonna look at yöur hamburgers and be like, "Oh, shit." "She's got hamburgers." "That looks like a good deal." "Maybe I could buy 'em, turn around and sell 'em for twice as much."" "Crack is all the same, right?" "It's just this little thing." "Put that shit away." "What the fuck yöu doing, trying to set me up?" "I'm saying that it would be very easy to pass off as yöur own crack." "It's probably all from the same place, isn't it?" "I technically got it from Pookie who, I'm sure, got it from Scrilla." "Scrilla?" "Yeah, yeah." "It's his crack." "yöu wanna unload Scrilla's shit on my corner, pass it off as my own?" "yöu got a death wish, lady?" "Yo, Ladeke!" "( Whistles ) What?" "Who's Ladeke?" "Deal with this shit." "School this bitch right now." "yöu're in the wrong territory." "This is the Figueroa Crew, man." "I'm going." " No, no, no, no, no." " I'm not done with yöu." " I'm getting on the bus." " Come back here, man." "yöu wanna disrespect me?" "Yo, Ladeke, what am I, a sparrow?" "When I whistle, yöu got to respond!" "yöu can't be behind the line." "This one?" "There's two sides." "Is this the side?" "yöu on the wrong side." "Okay, okay, great." "$1.50." "yöu, blondie." "Uh, yes." "Yes." "$1.50." "Such a good round... number." " Where's yöur money?" " Oh, it's, uh... yöu know what?" "yöu can just keep going." "It's, um..." "It's here somewhere." "It's, um..." "Shame." "Are..." "Are yöu talking to me?" "Have yöu no shame?" "I don't know who yöu think yöu are, Judgey Judgey Judgeyson, but I am... yöu know, don't..." "I'm just trying to get to work." "Why don't yöu get yöur pimp to drive yöu?" "These people are good people." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I missed the sign "good people only."" "How do yöu know what is in my soul?" "Hey!" "Oh, I can tell." "I can tell." "$1.50." "Okay." "Does the $1.50 need to be paid at every stop... or does it cover the entire journey?" "Are yöu for serious?" "I am for serious." "Do yöu take credit cards?" "Yeah. yöu can swipe it right there." "Really?" "That is amazing, innovative technology... that yöu can just... ( Clears Throat ) Do yöu take debit cards?" "Do yöu have a debit card?" "I do not." "Listen." "I'm gonna give yöu some advice." "Sure." "yöu might wanna think about another line of work, 'cause yöu ain't no good at this." "If yöu ain't even got $1.50, yöu probably should think about retiring as a whore." "And if yöu do scrape up $1.50, use it to buy yöurself a sandwich." "That's the reason yöu can't turn no tricks... 'cause yöu ain't got no meat on yöur bones." "Now, that advice was free, but this ride is $1.50." "So yöu can pay that or yöu can get yöur ass off my bus." "Okay." "I just need to get as far away from this gang territory as possible." "Really?" "If yöu want, I can sit down and tell yöu the whole story." " No." " No, no." "yöu don't have to get up." "yöu ain't nothing but a skinny crack whore." "Now get yöur ass off my bus." "I am not a crack whore." "I..." "I..." " Hmm." " Oh, that's..." "But this is... this is part of that long story that I wanted to tell yöu about." "Okay, this..." "Ugh!" "Yech!" "( Spraying ) ( Screaming )" "yöu did good." "yöu did good." "( Whimpers, Cries )" "( Crying )" "( Walter ) All right, here it is." "Could I conduct the interviews this time?" "Hey, knock yöurself out." "( Man On Radio ) X22." "Latest report has Caucasian woman in yellow dress... ejected from municipal bus 32, Western line." "This sounds like a psychotic break." "That's pretty good there, Dr. Phil." "Uh, X22 responding." "Hey, Dan." "Yeah." "I'm just working on the new Granny Bandit story." "Oh, Granny's old news." "I think we have a better story brewing." "The discord at this year's G8 summit?" "Don't be a smart-ass." "The network is coming to see Meghan today." " We have to do a great show." " Yeah." " Have yöu seen her yet?" " Nope." "Did yöu try and call her?" "Yes." "Several times." "All right, if yöu were Meghan Miles, where would yöu be?" "( Gasping )" "Nothing to see here." "( Man Chanting )" "( Chanting Continues )" "Lord?" "( Chanting Continues )" "Hello." "Hello." "Hello." "Hi." "Oh." "Hi." "( Sighs )" "Can yöu help me?" "But this is a place of worship, right?" "A house of God?" "yöu're a rabbi." "No." "Oh, yöu're not a..." "Isn't that what they're called?" "yöu're obviously a temptress sent here to test my faith." "Oh." "Stimulation is a distraction from, and an offense to, God." "And with an uncovered head." "And this dress." "I shouldn't look." "Okay, can yöu please just..." "Please, just go." "Come on." "yöu're telling me in this day and age, yöu're not going to let me use the bathroom or make a call... or..or give me bus fare?" "Yeah, I just need..." "I need $1.50." "No, no." "Look, there are no women allowed in there, okay?" "Women are kept separate from the men." "In fact, our men aren't even allowed to hear a woman sing." "It's just bus fare." "That's really all I need." "No one will know." "There's no one here." "It's just us." "Okay." "Look, of all the prohibitions," "I love the female voice mixing in the wind." "The lilt." "The sweetness." "Hmm." "Now, I know I cannot touch." "But can not my ears touch?" "A small price of $1.50 would eagerly be paid for such a delight." "Forbidden, though it is." "Um... ♫ I threw a wish in a well ♪" "♫ Don't ask me I'll never tell ♪" "♫ I looked to yöu as it fell ♪" "♫ But now yöu're in my way ♪" "Please don't stop." "♫ yöur stare was holding ♪" "♫ Ripped jeans Skin was showing ♪" "♫ Hot night Wind was blowing ♪" "♫ Where yöu think yöu're going, baby?" "♪" "♫ Hey, I just met yöu ♪" "♫ And this is crazy ♪" "♫ But here's my number ♪" "♫ Call me maybe ♪" "( Shrieking )" "( Together ) ♫ Call me maybe ♪" " ( Man ) Moshe, what's happening here?" " Uh..." "Hello." "I don't know." "She.." "She.." "She just appeared." "She..." "She wants money." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "No, no, no." "I sang for yöu, and yöu owe me." " ( Speaks Hebrew )" " What's that?" "He called yöu a witch." "Okay, what is wrong with yöu?" "yöu've got to have some money in yöur pocket." "No, no, yöu can't!" "( Moshe ) Wait, wait!" "( Man ) Stop her!" "( Speaks Hebrew )" "Possible hate crime at Wilshire "Ha"... "Ha"..." ""Ha"... "Ha"..." ""Ha"... "Ha"..." " "Habad."" " Chabad." ""Habad." Shit." " It's a place of worship." " ( Man On Radio ) ...yellow dress, seen..." "Hi." "Do yöu, uh..." "Hi." "I don't have..." "Leave me alone." "Okay." "Hi." "I'm Gordon." "yöu are so not her type." "I get it though." "yöu guys wanna come in?" "What is this, an artist loft?" "Are yöu a hipster?" "Uh, no, not a hipster." "I can't grow a convincing enough beard." " Oh, my God." "A single man with a cat." "Wow." " ( Purrs )" "She's a rescue." "What a guy." "Why do yöu look so familiar?" "I was also yöur bartender last night." "I gave yöu all yöur seven or eight rounds of shots." "Oh, so yöu, uh, stalk 'em, yöu get 'em drunk, then yöu take them home." "That is not how it happened, okay?" "She needed help." "I was trying to help her, and we... well, we kind of hit it off." "Denise, four-point douche test." "Go." "What?" "Have yöu ever been to a strip club?" "Yes, but they make me uncomfortable." "What do yöu call yöur penis?" "My penis." " That's hot." " Denise, Focus." "Sorry." "How do yöu feel about Robert Pattinson?" "Not my favorite actor." "yöu shut yöur mouth." "Okay." "Can I get a "whoop, whoop"?" "Whoop, whoop." "No." "Don't ever do that again." "Kill an innocent dog or cheat on yöur girlfriend?" "Cheat on my girlfriend." "I'm not going to kill an innocent dog." "That's sick." "yöu passed." "Okay." "So, we're good?" " Can I get a hot chocolate?" " Not so fast." "( Woman ) Which one is Karlin?" "Hi." "Dan." "Josh Feldman, CNB." "Jordan Gethers, CNB." "Ah." "Dan Karlin, KZLA." "So, Miss Miles..." "Where is she?" "Oh." "Well, normally, Meghan would be here by now." "But knowing Meghan, she's out in the field doing research." "Daddy, look." "Look." "I think that's Lindsay Lohan." "No, honey." "Just keep walking." "( Gasps )" "( Line Ringing ) ( Woman ) Operator." "How may I help yöu?" "Yes." "Hi." "Yes." "I need help." "I'm in trouble and..." "Let me transfer yöu to 911." "No, no." "No police." "I don't need the police." "I just need help making a call." "I don't know any numbers and I don't have any money." "I can call collect for yöu or if yöu know of any toll-free numbers." "I know a toll-free number." "Uh..." "Uh, yes." "Okay, listen." "Can yöu please connect me... ( Ringing ) KZLA tip line." "What's yöur news tip?" "Yes!" "Hi!" "Hi!" "Hallelujah." "It's Meghan Miles." "Oh, I just need to speak with Dan Karlin, please." "If yöu'd like to speak to an employee, yöu can call him or her on their private line." "Okay, great." "Can yöu give me Dan's number, please?" "No, 'cause it's private." "No, no." "Okay, it's Meghan Miles." "From the news." "If yöur news is that yöu're Meghan Miles from the news, then that's not news 'cause it's not true." "Now, if yöu don't have any news, please hang up." "No, no." "I need to speak with Dan..." "Dan Kar... ( Dial Tone ) yöu... ( Screams )" "( Siren Blaring )" "( Siren Fading )" "( Sighs )" "So, yöu drove her home in her car." "Yes." "That's right." "Why didn't yöu take yöur car?" "I don't have a car." "yöu don't have a car in the city of Los Angeles." "How do yöu get around?" "I take public transportation mostly." "I will take the bus to work normally." "Sometimes I take the subway." "yöu son of a bitch!" "yöu killed her!" "Jesus!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Denise!" "He is lying to us." "There's no subway in Los Angeles." " Yes, there is." " Where?" "How come I've never seen it?" "It's underground." "Right." "Okay." "Sorry about that." "Okay." "So, she left her phone." "Uh, what else did she leave?" "She didn't come in with much." "She had her phone and her keys." "I had her keys." "Well, where did yöu put them?" "Over by the door, on the table." "The keys aren't here." "So she probably has her keys." "She has her key?" "That's great." "She has the Keytective key service on her key chain." "♫ Keytective Find yöur keys with ease ♪" "What in God's name are yöu rambling on about?" "It's a little thing that goes on yöur key chain... and it has a little computer inside, and somehow they can figure out where the heck yöu are." "Anyway, I told Meghan about it." "She thought it was sensible." "Let's call from the car, see if the service number's in there." "No, no." "Wait a minute." "She just got a text." ""Miles, wrong day to be M.I.A. W.T.F."" " "What the fuck." - "Network is here." "Job's yöurs if yöu can just get here for a newscast." "Karlin."" "Karlin is her boss." "Oh, my God." "We have to find her." "( Jordan ) So, Mr. Karlin, to yöur knowledge, any questionable Flickr images, tweets, pics, I.M.'s, e-mails, Facebook status updates," "Yelp reviews, anything at all associated with Meghan Miles?" "No." "Uh, Meghan Miles is a good girl." "Okay." "Come on." "Locked." "( Laughs )" " Oh." " Lady, what are yöu doing with my bike?" "I'm really, really sorry." "But I'm gonna need to borrow yöur bike." "I got to get to my car." "I got to get my life back." "Have yöu ever had one of those days... where everything yöu do just goes wrong?" "And no matter how hard yöu try or how good yöur intentions, life just keeps beating, beating yöu down, huh?" "Well, I could really use a friend right now." "So if yöu just let me borrow yöur bike," "I'll have it back to yöu in no time." "Really, I promise." "It would just be so great if yöu could help me out." "( Sighs ) Okay." "Oh, kid." "yöu're an angel." "Show me yöur boobs and I'll let yöu borrow my bike." "Boobies." "I had higher hopes for yöu." "Yeah, let's go." "Get over here." "Come on." "All right, get in close." "Close yöur eyes first." " I'm calling yöur mother." " What are yöu doing?" "That's my bike!" "Hey!" "( Man On Police Radio ) X22." "Olympic public Library." "Bike stolen." "Suspect is female in yellow dress." " ( Siren Wails )" " It really seems like she wants to get caught." "She's like a criminal beacon, sending off signals." " Where did yöu get that from?" " The detective's exam manual." "( Chopper Steve ) Good afternoon, Los Angeles." "Carpocalypse is in full swing." "So if yöu're crazy enough to be on the freeways, may God have mercy on yöu." "Which He won't." "Gordon, this is what a car looks like." "Oh, thank yöu." "This is so exciting!" "Keytective." "Right here in her phone." "Calling." "Calling, calling." "( Woman ) Keytective operator assist." "Who am I speaking to?" "Uh..." "Meghan." " Miles." " Miles." "Meghan Miles." "That's me." "Okay, Mr. Miles, what is yöur password?" "Uh..." "Password." "The..." "Is it mother's maiden name?" "The hint is yöur pet's name." "Mr. T. My dog's name is Mr. T." " Yeah, we went deep last night." " I bet yöu did." "Let me just run a trace on yöur ignition key's G.P.S." "Great." "They're running a trace." "Wow." "So, yöu actually banged Meghan last night." "I am really proud of her for letting go." "I really am." "Was she a freak?" "I bet she was." " I'm not talking about the details with yöu." " Did she juggle yöur balls?" "Did she slap yöu around a little bit, tell yöu yöu're pretty?" "Um..." "'Cause yöu're pretty." "yöu saw this little in the yellow dress steal yöur bike?" "She was really scary." " yöu got a good look at her?" " Yeah." "She had these, like, crazy eyes." "All right, kid." "Come with us." "Hop in." "We'll do a ride-along, okay?" "But when we find her," "I want five minutes alone with her, okay?" "Not okay, creepy kid." "Get in the back." "Be happy that yöu're coming." "Just concentrate on apprehending the perp." "It's like the fucking Goonies." "( Gordon ) What?" "No." "I wouldn't want that even if she'd agree to it." "Why?" "Is that something that yöu..." "like?" "It's just a pinky." "I can see that the key is at Rossmore and Normandie." "But it seems to be moving." "( Beeping )" "It's moving west on Normandie." "West on Normandie." "Okay." "Great." "Rose, go to Norton and Wilshire." "I don't know where I am." "( Gordon ) Three more blocks and then make a right." "Hey, driver, yöu got to go faster." "We have to find the bike." "It's "Officer." "Driver"?" "What, yöur dad rich or something?" "My dad's taxes pay yöur bills." "Find the bike." "Kid, if yöu don't shut up, I'm going to drop yöu off right on this corner." "God, I just want to find my bike!" "And I just want to be fucking fishing!" "( Sobbing ) Oh, my God." "( Walter ) Oh, come on." "There yöu go." "yöu've really hurt his feelings now." "Well, the kid's an asshole." "And here we are on the 101." "Looking down on the gorgeous San Fernando Valley, home of the porn industry, where I had the opportunity to work at one point in my career." "I worked the boom mic." "But did that stop me from getting gonorrhea?" "( Woman On Radio ) Any available Rampart." "Any available Rampart." "Come in." " What are yöu smoking?" " It's an e-cig." "Fake cigarette." "That's dumb." "I smoke weed." "Great." "Now we have to arrest yöu." " No." "I was kidding." " Well, yöu're already in the back." " Why is this kid here?" " He's a witness." "( Walter ) The yellow dress is going to give her away." " ( Growls ) - yöu..." "Over there!" "Over there!" "There she is." "All right!" "Make a U-turn." "Hurry!" "Go back!" "All right, all right, relax!" "( Siren Blaring )" "( Boy Banging On Glass ) Come on!" "Drive faster!" "Stop banging on the glass!" "( Man Speaking Foreign Language On TV ) ( Applause )" "There it is!" "I see the bike." "Bingo." "She's here." "Stay in the car." "X22 pursuing suspect on foot." "Entering parking lot, corner of Vermont and Third." " ( Gasps )" " Miko, is that yöu?" "Come." "Uh..." "( Walter ) Police officer." "Oh, no." "Hello, hello." "( With Asian Accent ) No." "Uh, new girl." "Oh, new girl." "Okay, let's do this." "yöu know what to do?" "God." "I am never doing shots again." "And use plenty of lube." "X22, we are in pursuit inside the Happy Oasis Spa." "( Man ) Copy that." "( Woman ) yöu." "What yöu fellows want?" "Ma'am, we're in pursuit of a suspect." "We just want to look around a little bit." "yöu're not my guy." "I took care of my guy already." "What does that mean, Walter?" "Don't worry about it." "( Moans ) Oh, yeah, yeah." "I like." "Ohh!" "Oh, this is good." "( Retches ) ( Moans )" "Okay, she stopped moving." "We got an address." "Let's do this." "Let's go get her." "No, no." "I go call my guy at the station." "My guy, Vic." "Okay?" "yöu know Vic?" "( Laughs ) Hilarious." "So, new girl, what's yöur name?" "Kim..." "Jong..." "Il." "That's beautiful name." "Listen." "Can yöu push harder on muscle, please?" "Yeah, yeah." "No, yöu tense. yöu tense." "Oh, yeah." "I had bad night." "This yellow whore cheat me out of fare." "I cabdriver." "I chased her, but better I don't catch her." "In this country, yöu can't just kill." "This is exciting." "Shh." "Kim." "Why yöu stop?" "Shh, shh, shh." "Ah, ah. yöu..." "No, no." "yöu tense." "yöu so tense." "Uh..." "Shh." "Good." "Yeah." "( Moaning )" "Quiet, quiet, quiet." "Feet." "I like that." "( Moans )" "( Moans ) Time for happy conclusion." " Shh." " ( Grunts )" "( Moaning )" "Shit." "Oh, oh..." " Ohh!" " Kim, what happened?" "What was that?" " ( Screams ) - ( Grunts )" "Kim." "yöu!" "( Shouting In Foreign Language )" "This way." "I'm coming." "I got yöu covered." "( Shouting In Russian Continues )" "Other side." "I could kick it down." " Other side." "Other side." " ( Shouting In Foreign Language )" "Jesus Christ." "Did yöu see a woman in a yellow dress?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "She steal money from me and then she assaulted me." "♫ And yöur left hand Left foot ♪" "♫ And yöur left hand Left foot ♪" " ♫ And yöur left hand Right foot, stop ♪" " Whoa." "♫ And now yöur right foot and yöur right hand ♪" "♫ Right foot and yöur right hand ♪" "She can't have gotten too far." "( Horn Honking ) ♫ Stop ♪" "♫ I got, I got everything I needed ♪" "♫ As long as yöu are, yöu are, yöu are here with me ♪" "♫ And I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gonna leave ♪" "♫ Oh, it feels right, feels right when yöu're here with me ♪" "♫ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo Let me hear yöu go ♪" "♫ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo Let me hear yöu go ♪" "♫ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo Let me hear yöu go ♪" "♫ Let me hear yöu go ♪" "Any luck with Miles?" "Nothing." "We got to find her." "♫ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo Let me hear yöu go ♪" "♫ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo Let me hear yöu go ♪" "♫ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo Let me hear yöu go ♪" "♫ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo Let me hear yöu go ♪" "♫ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo Let me hear yöu go ♪" "♫ Whoo, whoo, whoo ♪" "Carpocalypse." "I can get across." " I just have to." " No." "( Gasps ) Oh, my God!" "God!" "Oh, yöu scared me." "Who are yöu?" "Oh, yöu scared..." "What are yöu doing here?" "Uh, I need to get across the freeway." "Underpass about a mile down." "No, no." "I don't have to go that far." "Uh, the freeway's empty." "There won't be any cars till 4:00 p.m." "I could maybe let yöu cross here." "Great." "For a toll." "A toll?" "I have nothing." "I have no money." "I have no..." "I like those." "Oh, man." "I just got these." "They're a nice color." "Hey, Dan, I'm over the freeway for the reopening." "T-minus 30." "I'll shoot it and then hover." "yöu can come back to me live at 5:00." "Um..." "Yeah, if we have an anchor." "What do yöu mean?" "Where's Meghan Miles?" "yöu've got a feed from Chopper Steve." "Check this out." "( Chopper Steve ) Dan, are yöu watching this?" "Yeah, Steve." "Oh, my God." "There's a woman in a yellow dress trying to cross the freeway." "( Pistols Cock ) ( Walter, Dave ) Freeze!" "Put yöur hands in the air!" "Freeze!" "Get down on the ground!" "Put yöur hands behind yöur back." "Hands back." "Hands in the air!" " Hands up or hands down?" " Do not move." " Let me see yöur hands." " Dave, stop talking about her hands." " Sorry, Walter." " I got this." "Just let me handle this." " Don't move." "Don't move." " We got her, Walter." "We got her." " We got her." " Game over, ma'am." "Stop!" "Shit!" "I knew it." "Ma'am, stop!" "Come on, Dave." "Come on." "No!" "Don't, don't, don't!" " ( Horn Honking ) - ( Screams )" "( All ) Ohh!" "Oh, my God." "She made it." "( Walter ) Jesus Christ, she's an Olympian." "Walter, she's getting away!" "Sorry!" "Walter, we're stuck." "That chick is a psycho." "Good job, Steve." "Keep on her." "I'm on it." "No, lost her." "Suckers." "( Laughing )" "Boop..boop." "( Honk Honks )" "Do not call." "Don't tell Vic!" "I won't tell Vic, but I got to call it in." "I will fucking shoot yöu." "yöu left yöur purse in yöur car?" "Yes." "And yöur shoes too?" "Um, I don't see what the shoes have to do with anything." "Okay, I cannot let yöu in that car without payment." "I have the key!" "It's right here." "Look." "Boop..boop." "( Horn Honks )" "See the boop?" "yöu can't block a boop..boop with yöur hand." "Boop..boop." "Look." "Turn around." "yöu'll see it boop..booping." "Mm..mmm." "I'm not going to fall for this." "Could be a trick." "What kind of trick?" "What am I, a magician?" "yöu need to calm down." "I'm trying to help yöu." "yöu are?" "Yeah." "Really?" "Yeah." "Now, what is the address... from where "yöur" car was towed?" "Okay." "Yes." "It was, um..." "Okay, well, it's not... it's not my address, um, because I was visiting a friend at the time of the towing." "He was a..." "It was a new friend." "Naughty." "Are yöu telling me that there's no way... that I could go to my car without my license... and get my wallet which has my money?" "yöu see what I'm laying down?" "yöu see what I'm putting down?" "I'm putting that down." "Are yöu trying to bribe me?" "No." "That's a shame." "Because I was thinking I might want Quiznos for lunch today." " How much?" " $500." "Quiznos does not cost..." "$500?" "It does for me." "Okay, yöu are going to let me into my car." "Hands off of there." "yöu are going to let me into my car!" "Hands off." "Stop it." "Get yöur hands off the glass." "Stop it." "No." "I can see it!" "It's right there." "Hands off the glass." "Get out of here." "Give me my car." "It's right there." "( Gasps, Screams ) No, not my purse!" "My purse." "No!" "No!" "No!" "No." "( Wails )" "( Yelling )" "Fuck this." "Yes." "Yeah!" "Suck it, lady!" "( Chuckles )" "Oh!" "Come on." "Go." "Come on." "Go." "Come on." "Go, go, go, go." "Come on." "Come on." "No, no, no, no, no." "Gotcha." "( Gasps ) I know yöu." "yöu're stuck again." "yöu gonna..." "Hi." "I'm Gordon." "I'm..." "From last night." "How yöu doing?" "How yöu doing?" "Any chance yöu can pop the sunroof?" "Yeah." "Uh..huh." "All right, a little more." "Hi." "Watch yöurself." "Let's get yöu out of here." "Apparently, yöu have some news to deliver." "How did yöu know?" "What are yöu..." "I know everything." "Hi." "Where's yöur car?" "I don't have a car." "What?" "I know, I know." "Damn, what did yöu do to yöurself?" "What did yöu do to my dress?" "How did yöu guys find me?" "yöu got to get me out of here." "Okay, tell me what's going on." "I can't believe yöu guys are here." "yöu guys are..." " We did it!" " God, yöu're alive!" "I can't believe we found yöu." "Thank yöu, guys." "I love yöu so much." "Whoo..hoo!" "Whoo..hoo!" "How did yöu find me?" "I got yöur friends and yöur G.P.S." " yöur Keytective thing." " Oh, my God!" "Keytective!" "My commercial." "yöu thought of that?" "I know." "Do yöu want me to sing it?" "No, don't sing it." " Okay, I'm so sorry that I left." " No, no." "It's okay." "I don't have a bigger regret in my life." "It led to the most insane..." "I don't do this sort of thing at all." "It's okay." "Guys, I hate to interrupt yöur second date, cause it's really cute," " ( Horns Honking ) - ( Man ) Suspect in yellow dress... spotted entering black S.U.V. moving east on Wilshire." "Bingo." "We got her." "Who has my phone?" "He does." "I got it." "I got it." "( Cell Phone Chiming )" "Meghan." "Where the hell are yöu?" "Yeah, yeah." "I'm on my way." "Have hair and makeup standing by." "They're ready." "They're ready." "Get here." "And can yöu connect me to an outside line?" "Hey there." "I saw yöur ad on Swinging Singles." "Let me ask yöu something." "How can yöu be that hot, that yöung and that single?" "( Beeping ) Sorry." "Got to go." "Duty calls." "( Siren Blaring ) Lady, get out of the way!" "Does the fucking siren not mean anything to yöu?" "Meghan Miles, This is Chopper Steve, setting down." "Okay!" "I got to go." "I'll give yöu a call." "I got to do the news." "Good luck!" "No. yöu come." "I'm not good with helicopters." "Good luck, Meghan!" "yöu're gonna be great!" "Kill it!" "We love yöu, Meghan!" "Christ on a piece of halibut!" "What happened to yöu?" "I need to get to the station." "There's a girl in a yellow dress out there who almost got killed." "Yeah, yeah." "That's nuts." "Let's go." "Let's cut some sky." "Meghan!" "We love yöu, Meghan!" "Good luck, Meghan!" "( Denise ) yöu're gonna be great!" "Read that news!" "It's so exciting!" "Let me do all the talking." "No, opposite, opposite." "Ma'am, did yöu see a woman in a yellow dress get on that helicopter?" "I saw Meghan Miles, undercover investigator for KZLA, get on a helicopter." "Wait." "The woman we're chasing is just a reporter?" "Dear God, it's worse than we ever imagined." "The hooker has infiltrated the media, where she's posing as KZLA's Meghan Miles." "What do yöu mean, she's infiltrated the media?" "So, yöu're saying that our best friend Meghan is an undercover hooker?" "( Dave ) It looks that way." "So, yöu have an idiot friend too?" "Yeah." "Mine's by choice." "yöu got stuck with this guy, right?" "We have her!" "Let's move!" "( Gasps )" "( Gasps ) Oh, my God, honey." "There's too much to do." "Let's get her on the chair." "Hurry up." "Triage." "People, we don't have much time." "( All Clamoring )" "Go, go, go, go, go." "Let's go." "Ten seconds to air." "Come on." "All right, this is gonna be great." "It's up to me, right?" "( News Announcer ) And now, here's Meghan Miles with yöur news." " Perfect." " ( Woman ) In three, two, one." "All right, get out!" "Good evening." "I'm Meghan Miles." "Our top story... a woman authorities describe... as a bitter and deranged prostitute in a yellow dress... is rampaging through our city." "This hooker hoodlum's... ( Muttering ) Uh..." "This working girl's sinister spree... began with a dispute with an immigrant cabdriver... and would include evading police, distributing crack cocaine and possible hate crimes." "Oh." "In other news... yöu know, I know I'm only supposed to read the news today." "I... can't read this story because I know that it's not true." "Huh?" "Because..." "this story's about me." "I'm..." "I am the Hooker Hoodlum." "Look." "Look." "It's me." "The yellow dress and the..." "I'm the breaking story." "Yeah." "I'm yöur news at 5:00." "yöu're, uh..." "Look at this, huh?" "The bad guy of the hour." "( Growls )" "Shall we dig a little deeper?" "Hooker Hoodlum." "Hmm." "Hooker." "Yes." "I woke up in a stranger's bed." "A lovely, lovely stranger." "And I had to endure a really weird, very long..." "walk of shame." "Look at these feet." "This is how much I walked right here." "But I am not a hooker." "Which I have said repeatedly all evening long." "Also, I'm not ashamed." "I shouldn't have called it a walk of shame." "Not ashamed." "And I don't care what people think anymore, because it is exhausting." "( Grunts ) So let's just let the shame lie with everyone... who took one look at a girl in a... in a... in this..." "I mean, this is not, I agree, the most conservative outfit, but this should not automatically make me a pariah or prey." "Meghan, Have yöu lost yöur mind?" "The point is that everything I did," "I did because I was trying to get back here... so that I could convince a few people... that I am someone that I no longer am." "I am not safe or perfect." "And if I'm going to tell yöu the news," "I should be telling the real story... and not just reading this dumb script." "Dan, I'm sorry." "yöu're the best." "yöu've been nothing but the best to me." "And yöu're gonna haul me out of here." "So real quick." "I just need to say that Kyle, I never want to see yöu again." "I'm so glad I dumped her." "Don't call me." "I won't call yöu." "We traced yöur number from a recovered cell phone used by a drug syndicate." "Rose and Denise, thank yöu more... for being my friends and coming to get me." "We did good." "We crushed it." "Hey, is it too early for shots?" "( Man ) Hell to the no." "What are yöu still doing here?" "And, um..." "New guy, Gordon." "Hey." "So, I'm a little bit crazy." "( Chuckles )" "Also, yöu looked really good in this dress." "I just remembered that part." "And one last thing." "A big shout out to my boys..." "Scrilla, Hulk and especially Pookie." "( Laughs ) Aw!" "Aw!" "What I'd tell ya?" "What?" "And his uncle in chinos." "I'm sorry, I don't remember the rest, Pooks." "What?" "That's my bitch from the news." "That's the news." "I'm Meghan Miles." "Be well or, yöu know, whatever." "Just..." "Just be yöurself." "I mean, just..." "Okay." "Thanks, Dan." " Good luck, Chuck." " ( Woman ) Chuck, move to Meghan's chair." "I think we should get out of here." "Maybe we should go." "Yeah, I think we should." "Meghan Miles, yöu will be missed." "Good day, Los Angeles." "I'm Chuck Rogers." "yöu know what happened." "I'm not crazy." "( Man ) Meghan." "No, what was crazy about that?" "Incredible." "Yeah, I'm really sorry." "yöu should hire Chang." "I mean, what an incredible idea for an investigative series." "The girl in the yellow dress." "Right." "But yöu know I didn't plan that." "It was just what happened." "Even better." "Like To Catch A Predator meets..." "Tyra Banks in a fat suit meets Undercover Millionaire." "It's fresh." "Meghan, I know there's something we can do together at the network." " What are we talking about?" " It's a reality show." "I love it." "( Jordan ) Love it." " Reality?" " ( Gordon ) yöur call." "I need to think about it and get back to yöu." "Dan here can get the ball rolling." "I just need a pair of shoes." "Maybe a sandwich." "Get yöu some shoes." "Oh, some food too." "Maybe brush my teeth." "Right?" "No, no, yöu're fine." "Just do some hair fixing." "I got yöur back, Meghan." "So, what do yöu have in mind for us?" " yöu two are a package?" " Yeah, I'm her producer." "How much to go away?" "Hey, babe." "There he is." "Arrest him." "Sir, we need yöu to stand up, put yöur hands behind yöur back." "What are yöu talking about?" "Put yöur cookies down." "Let's go." "What are yöu doing, arresting me?" "For what?" "Being too sexy?" "Ow!" "So, yöur place or mine?" "Yeah." "Um..." "I'd love to show yöu mine." "It's very empty, but it has a bed." "Nice." "How are we going to get there?" "Ooh, I have not thought of that." "Uh, maybe we should take that cab." "No." "No, no." "No time for that." "No, it's not." "I never wanna see a cab again." "Okay." "We're gonna walk." "That's fine with me." "This will be more of an adventure." ""Hope You've Liked  Enjoyed The Movie"" "( Woman ) ♫ There's a place where I can go ♪" "♫ Where all my secrets no one knows ♪ Copyright from ecOtOne™" "♫ I'll meet yöu there I'll meet yöu there ♪ Copyright from ecOtOne™" "♫ 'Cause I don't wanna be anywhere else but home ♪ Copyright from ecOtOne™" "♫ Let's go home ♪" "♫ Let's go home ♪" "♫ Home ♪" "♫ Let's go home ♪" "( Man ) ♫ Waking up to the walk of shame ♪" "♫ Do do, do do One girl ♪" "♫ Any walk through Hollywood ♪" "♫ Is a walk around the world ♪" "♫ Headin' out on the walk of shame ♪" "♫ Do do, do do yöu back out ♪" "♫ To the ugly light of day ♪" "♫ yöu thank God for last night's blackout ♪" "♫ Shame ♪" "♫ Shame ♪" "♫ Shame ♪" "♫ Shame ♪" "♫ If yöu can't get it right ♪" "♫ At least get it done ♪" "♫ yöu got the world at yöur sides ♪" "♫ Wrong end of the curb ♪" "♫ Shame ♪" "♫ Shame ♪" "♫ Shame ♪" "♫ Shame ♪" "( Woman ) ♫ I've gotta walk on ♪" "♫ I've gotta go ♪" "♫ I've gotta get back ♪" "♫ To what I know ♪" "♫ It's almost daylight ♪" "♫ I've gotta make it all right ♪" "♫ Oh, oh..oh ♪" "♫ I've gotta go ♪" "♫ Life is a curtain coming down around me ♪" "♫ I'm not a stranger to the change in scene ♪" "♫ I gotta hear what my heart is saying ♪" "♫ Go ♪" "♫ Go ♪" "♫ Gotta walk on ♪" "♫ I gotta go ♪" "♫ I gotta get back ♪" "♫ To what I know ♪" "♫ It's been a long night ♪" "♫ I'm gonna make it all right ♪" "♫ Oh, oh, oh ♪" "♫ I gotta go ♪" "♫ Go ♪" "♫ Go ♪" "♫ Gotta walk on ♪" "♫ Walk on ♪" "Copyright from ecOtOne™"