"Goal kick by Leão..." "SAO PAULO, 1974 header by Edu..." "Vanderlei kicks the ball to Ronaldo." "STATE SOCCER CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL" "PALMEIRAS X CORINTHIANS he kicks the ball to the righ..." "Jair Gonçalves comes to it..." "Watch out!" "He is dangerously close!" "Goal!" "The referee is a Palmeiras fan, He's blind!" "We're Champions!" "Twenty more years for you!" "Twenty more!" "He was off side!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Palmeiras 1 X 0 Corinthians" "Palmeiras!" "Palmeiras!" "Palmeiras, champions of 1974!" "ROMEO AND JULIET GET MARRIED" "Soccer is not for women!" "I agree!" "Today soccer, tomorrow what?" "Boxing?" "In the middle!" "In the middle!" "Goal!" "Stop, stop!" "Denise, come here!" "The middle needs to be tighter." "Taty, you have to come out more." "How's your knee?" "All right, let's go!" "I thought we were a bit more broadminded." "We are broadminded!" "Of course we are!" "Come on team!" "Come on team!" "Corinthians!" "Corinthians!" "Sport Society of Palmeiras!" "Go Palmeiras, go Palmeiras!" "Come on Palmeiras!" "We're going to be champions, we're going to Tokyo!" "One day women will step on that field!" "Felipão didn't say César Sampaio was going to play." "But he's there!" "Ole, Ole!" "Goal!" " Palmeiras!" " What a goal!" "Look at the Corinthians fans!" "What an embarrassment!" "That one pulled his beanie over his ears!" "Palmeiras!" "Palmeiras!" "Come on!" "Let's go team!" "Corinthians!" "Corinthians!" "Corinthians!" "Corinthians!" "Goal!" " He was off side!" " No dad, our fullback gave him way." "What way?" "The referee is a cheater!" "Alfredo calm down!" "You're gonna have another heart attack because of Palmeiras!" "Come on, let's turn this around!" "Palmeiras!" "Way to go Corinthians fans!" "He was off side!" "Go whine some place else Palmeiras!" "Five more minutes and we would have won!" "Not even in 5 years!" " Corinthians, Corinthians!" " Palmeiras, Palmeiras!" "Hey, stop pushing!" "Have respect for your elders!" "Calm down, guys!" "Beautiful!" "Beautiful!" "Come on up, grandma!" "God bless Corinthians Champion of champs" "Forever in our hearts" "Mr. President!" "How are you doing?" "You should've seen our practice yesterday." " Our team is..." " Juliet, we need to talk." "You know what the Board of Palmeiras is like." "And as a board member couldn't you have done something?" "It wouldn't have mattered." "The vote was unanimous." " You too?" " I abstained." "It wouldn't be right to vote for my daughter... as it would be disloyal to vote against the entire board!" "I get it; you'd rather ruin my life, than go against the board!" "Juliet, my dear!" "Don't be unfair, daughter!" "When you wanted to study Physical Education, I encouraged you." "You went to the US with that scholarship, I supported you." "But when I most needed you..." " Yeah." " And you mom?" "Didn't you know there was a mother's meeting... to try to convince the board?" "Your father said it wouldn't look good for the coach's mom... to fight for her daughter's job." "Juliet!" "Juliet what are you doing?" "If I can't be a soccer player, then I won't be Miss Palmeiras!" " My God!" " My eye!" "Water, get some water!" "Easy, daughter!" "Sit down!" "Oh my God!" "Quick Isabella!" "Mr. Alfredo Baragatti?" "The doctor will see your daughter now." "Please wait here." "Why did this have to happen to my Juliet?" "Saint Agatha!" "Isabella, which saint protects the eye?" "Saint Luzia." "So pray, Isabella!" "Pray to Saint Luzia... because if my Juliet loses her sight..." "Stop talking nonsense and pray Alfredo!" " Oh Saint Lucia!" " Luzia!" "Luzia, dammit!" "Oh, sorry!" "Look what you did." "Place your forehead here and your chin below." "Great!" "Don't move your head." "Good evening!" "I heard it was a spark." "Thank you." "Open your eyes, please." "Now, look at this red light." "Beautiful!" "To the left." "Beautiful, Beautiful!" "Can you keep looking at the red light?" "So far, I don't see any lesion." "We are not done, yet." "Back already?" "What are you doing home in the middle of the day?" " A present for me?" " No." "It's for me." " Can I see?" " Sure." "Was your last class cancelled?" "Wow!" "Very "in" color!" "Improving Dr. Romeo?" "What's the occasion?" "A party?" "A woman, Zilinho." "A woman!" "Another one?" "Not another one." "The one!" "I've never felt like this before." "My old man's in love?" "You know when you really look into someone's eyes?" "You do that every day, dad." "It's your job!" "For someone who wants to be a doctor you are cutting a lot of classes." "Dad, I am seeing this girl... and she's magical!" "You think every girl you meet is magical!" "But this one really is a magician." "I've been to the circus every day." "Are you out of your mind, Zilinho?" "Cutting class to go to the circus?" "Dad, do you know what it's like to be in love?" " Yes." " No, you don't." "Men who date a lot of women never fall in love." "If falling in love means to lose your mind, count me out!" "Juliet, what's going on?" "Why, is it too much?" "No!" "I've just never seen you like this before." "Which one do you prefer?" " What's happening?" " I don't know, mom." "All I know is I've never felt like this before." "Saint Agatha, has God answered my prayers?" "Is my daughter in love?" "Do you think I am, mom?" "Tell me, what was it like with you?" "What's it like to be in love?" "It's..." "I don't know." "Love can't be explained." "You feel it." "My name has nothing to do with Shakespeare." "It was my dad's way of paying homage." "Your mom's called Julia?" "Isabella!" "Juliet was because of two Palmeiras players." "Palmeiras?" "Julio was a famous right wing and Echevarrietta, a center-forward." "Dad got "Juli" from Julio and "Et" from Echevarrietta." " Juli + Et = Juliet." " Great homage." "I was registered as a member of the Palmeiras Club... before I was born." "My dad is a die-hard Palmeiras fan." "And me too." "He would freak out if I married someone who wasn't a fan of Palmeiras?" " You are a Palmeiras fan!" " Palmeiras?" " Since I was a kid." "Since you were a kid?" "Fanatic." " Palmeiras!" " Palmeiras." "No, Romeo, the light." "My God!" "What happened?" "A bee flew by." "You scared the hell out of me!" "Romeo?" "Who knows why my parents chose that name." "They died in a plane crash when I was a baby." "I was raised by my grandmother." "Actually we were raised." "My son and I." " You're married?" " Widowed." "Oh, good!" "Good?" " I mean no, terrible!" " Terrible?" "No, I mean, terrible for your wife that died..." " I mean..." " It's ok." "It's been ten years." "You know, in all this time, I've never found a woman that I... that I..." "That you... what?" "And then I lost my job." "It's unbelievable!" "Brazil, the country of soccer, and women can't play professionally." " I wanted to play soccer too." " Really?" "Look, got this playing soccer." "Soccer." "Look at here." "Header." " Header." " Wow." "I think we should take it slow..." "You're right." "We'd better take it slow." "Where are your parents?" "They're out of town for the weekend." "My God!" " What?" " What's that?" " On my leg?" " No, not your leg, it's..." "Come here, Romeo." "It happens, Romeo." "It's hard for a man to face these situations." "He'll call." "Maybe not today." "And you'll work it out..." " He won't call." " Of course he will." "I'm not going to wait." "I'm going to call him." "Don't look so interested." "Men don't like that." "This has never happened to me." "Cancel all my afternoon appointments." " All of them?" " Yes, I'm going home." "Did something happen?" "You're so down today!" "Don't ever say that again!" "My, my!" "What's up Romeo?" "St. George, what's happening to me?" "OK, I just turned 40." "Is that it?" "Everybody is noticing!" "Is that written on my forehead?" "I know I've never met a woman like her before, but..." "Did you cast a curse on me?" "Is it punishment?" "Tell me." "Tell me." "Tell me, dammit!" "Oh, God." "He's lost it!" "Dad... we need to talk." "Hi." "Who's this?" "Joana, this is my dad." "Dad, Joana." "Right on." "Come back to the room?" " What is this girl doing here?" " We're thinking of living together." " Where?" " Here!" " Here?" " Yeah, it's a big apartment." "You think money grows on trees, that this is a hotel?" "Since when do you need this?" "Dammit!" "What are you doing going through my things?" "What's with this book?" "Sacrilege, man!" "She's a Palmeiras fan?" " She knows you're Corinthians fan?" " No!" "A woman like her would never notice me." "I couldn't risk, so I lied and now it's too late." " Wait a minute." "Lied how?" " Lied." "I said..." "I was a Palmeiras fan!" "I can't believe it!" "The leader of the Corinthians Fan Club, passing for a Palmeiras fan!" "Man, that's a crime!" "Wait till great-grandma finds out!" "Leave her out of it." "It's bad luck to betray the team whose patron Saint is St. George." "This affair isn't gonna work, no matter how much Viagra you take." "Shut up!" "It will work out fine." "Oh, my God!" "Sometimes men can't get it up." "It's normal." "Normal when it happens to other people, not to us." "Maybe it's love." "I read: "When a man can't perform the first time... it's because he cares too much"." "But this was the second time!" "D, E, O..." "Dammit!" "What are you doing?" "A check-up!" "Starting with my eye sight." "Then, I'll move on to the heart, lungs, kidneys, bladder and..." "Stop, Romeo!" "There's nothing wrong with you." "We just had a bad start." "Now you are going to say we should just be friends." "Of course, and great friends!" "In fact, I brought you a little present." "Promise you won't get pissed?" "You promised, right?" "You knew it!" "Cocks don't switch teams, do they?" "Super Cup of 59." "Line up:" "Valdir, Djalma Santos..." "Waldemar Carabina and Geraldo Scotto." "Americo Murolo, Chinesinho and..." "Romeiro." ""Who played left wing in the first game?"" "Géo!" "My love!" "Don't worry." "I've got it all memorized." "Is he here?" "A Corvo Ducca di Salaparuta!" "85!" "For a die-hard Palmeiras fan, only the best will do." "Tell me, young man:" "What was the greatest Palmeiras team?" "Wait, dad!" "I haven't even introduced you two." "What did I say?" "Alfredo, Romeo." "Nice to meet you!" "Where's your mother?" "The glasses, the corkscrew?" "It's from Sicily." "Do you know Italy, son?" " "Cosi, cosi!"" " Speaks well, great pronunciation!" " Good evening." " Good evening." "I've met your mother." "Do you need to go?" "The bathroom is right there." "My mother Isabella, Romeo." " It's a great pleasure." " Pleasure's all mine." "Let's drink, let's celebrate!" "Look at the beautiful flowers Romeo brought me!" "How lovely!" "Super-Championship of "59..." "Americo Murolo's goal in the first game..." "Americo didn't score that year, Mr. Baragatti." " He played in three games, but..." " Son of a gun, you nailed me." "I was testing you." "One nothing to you!" "He's good, Juliet." "Damn what memory!" "Funny..." "I feel like I know you." " Where did you study?" " University of Sao Paulo." "I studied psychology there." "Well, I think that the team... that won the National Championship in the 90's is better." "That wasn't a team." "That was a dream." "I remember!" "You were that soccer fanatic freshmen... that always came to class wearing the jersey of the..." "Palmeiras!" " A Corinthians fan, Juliet?" " I didn't choose." "It happened." "What's gonna happen when your father finds out?" "You're a part of this too." "Only because of you." "Juliet this lying can't go on." "Your dad will never like that." "Mom, this is the first time..." "I really love someone." "Help me!" "But I've never lied to your father." "The day I feared so much has come." "What do you mean?" "What day?" " Didn't you notice, Isabella?" " What was there to notice?" "Our "bambina"..." "She's in love!" "Didn't you see the way she looks at him?" "Soon, it will be just the two of us in this house." "May God hear you!" "I hope she follows her heart!" "I don't get it." "You want your only daughter to leave?" "That's not it." "Up till now, she's only had flings." "It's about time she got serious with someone." "And Romeo seems perfect... a well-established doctor, with his own clinic..." "And a Palmeiras fan, which is the most important!" "Yes... a Palmeiras fan, yes!" "Just like me!" "I like him!" "If my Juliet has to get married, may it be with a guy like him." "I am going to suffer like hell, but if she's happy..." " may Saint Agatha protect her!" " Amen!" "Amen, for all of us!" "Didn't I tell you to call, so I'd pick you up great-grandma?" "Hold it!" "I wanna walk in with my right foot to bring luck to our team." "No need, we'll cream the Palmeiras today!" "I came early to get you boys moving." "The stadium's going to be packed to the ceiling today!" "Stadiums have no ceiling, grandma." " Are these fire works?" " Five for each goal." "This is for you and your dad." "And the young lady, there?" "Come give a kiss on grandma." "Too busy to even notice me?" "As if it's possible not to notice you!" "A kiss!" "And..." " A flower!" " Awesome!" "Wow!" "Oh my!" "Did you make this?" "Cool!" "It was a promise to Saint George." "If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have won that last match." " You're still like this!" " Your blessing grandma." "God bless you, son." "Don't be upset but I'm watching the match on TV." "I don't believe it!" "You've always said that a true fan always goes to the game." " What's wrong?" " I have a stomachache." "Maybe it's something I ate." "I may even have a fever." "No, no way!" "Please, what am I going to say to my dad?" "I didn't want to bring it, but my dad insisted... that only the board members have this and that you'd love it." "I can't." "I already feel bad enough lying to your father." "Every time he says "Our Palmeiras" I want to scream..." ""My Corinthians!" It's awful!" "Look I even have a fever." "Do it for me?" "For us?" "Corinthians, it's us!" "Alright." "But if I lose it, I'll yell..." ""I am a Corinthians fan, dammit!"" " Stop it, Romeo!" " I can't!" "Do you wanna give my dad a heart attack?" "He's had five bypasses." "Hey Romeo, we are going to cream the Palmeiras today!" "Alright!" "Carry the ball!" "Pass the ball!" " Carry the ball!" " Shoot it, shoot it!" "Goal!" "Didn't I tell you?" "Corinthians is a shitty little team!" "Palmeiras!" "This is the team!" " That's it!" " We rule!" "The man can't..." "I was worried they were going to score!" "Goal!" " Today's the day." " That's it, Palmeiras!" "It's like an orchestra!" "What a goal!" "Palmeiras!" "Goal!" "Wonderful!" "Today we'll stuff this team!" "I don't believe it!" "Ten minutes and it's 3 X 0." "This reminds me of that 8 X 0 back in 33." "Remember, Romeo?" " Me?" " Yeah... the one which Pelliciari scored the first 3." "Of course, 3 goals." "And who scored the other five?" "Losing your memory, boy?" "Look!" "They are replacing Paulo Nunes!" "Hey!" "Leave Paulo Nunes!" "He isn't taking out Paulo Nunes." "I thought so because Euler is warming up." "Where did he go?" "Toilet." "In 1933, 8 X 0..." "Pelliciari scored 3..." " Are you recognizing me, son?" " No." "Sorry, sir." "You're not old enough." "I played in that game." "I am Imparato." "The Steel Train." "I was left wing for Palmeiras, actually..." "Palestra Itália back then!" "My kick was so strong that when it hit the goal it would bend." "Once a fullback stopped my ball with his foot... and broke his leg!" "I scored four goals in that game in 33." "Imparato!" "Imparato!" "Pelliciari scored three, you four..." "Who scored the eighth?" "Gabardo!" "Don't say anything but it was with his "and"." " With what?" " His hand." "Like this, "capiche"?" ""Capicho"." "Hey Baragatti!" "Pelliciari scored three..." " Gabardo scored one..." " Gabardo!" "And he scored four!" "And he is Imparato?" ""Io sono" Imparato!" "The Steel Train!" "Imparato?" "Holy shit, Imparato!" " It's really him!" " I can't believe it!" "This is why Palmeiras is winning!" "How could this happen?" "How embarrassing!" "If dad had come we would have won." "He brings good luck." "If you had played today we would have won 30 X 0." "I think even more than that!" "Come on." "What's up great-grandma?" "I must be dreaming!" "Look!" "Your father wearing a Palmeiras jersey!" "Nonsense!" "Dad's at home with a fever, remember?" "Then the fever got so high, he's delirious!" "Palmeiras jersey!" "Move it." "Follow him!" "You're so stubborn." "It's not him!" "Don't argue with me!" "Follow him!" "A Corvo Ducca di...?" "Salaparuta, 1985." "Got you!" "It's 88, in honor of Imparato!" "For an 8 X 0 game, a wine from 1988." "Romeo, you bring so much happiness to our home!" "The intercom?" "Who could it be?" "I'll get it." "Fill the glasses so we can toast." "You make me very happy!" "Thank you for this honor!" "It's as if the 8 X 0 game happened today." "You deserve it Imparato." "This doorman must be nuts!" "He said that... there is a Corinthians fan wanting to talk to you, Romeo." "A Corinthians fan, with me?" "I told him it's a mistake." "Imagine, a Palmeiras fan getting along with a Corinthians fan!" "A toast to Imparato!" "Viva Palmeiras and viva la Itália!" "Viva!" "Isabella, give Romeo some more." "He hasn't eaten." "Thanks, I'm not hungry." "Don't be shy!" "Juliet, fill up his plate." "I'll get it this time." "Who could it be?" "Imparato tell us about that eighth goal." "It started with Junqueira at the back." "He trapped the ball in mid-air with his chest..." "Romeo, the Corinthians fan insists on talking to you." "She says it's urgent." "Her name is Nenzica." "Nenzica!" "Oh, my God!" " You know a Nenzica?" " Nenzica..." "Nenzica?" " Isn't she that patient of yours?" " Of course!" "She's a patient!" "Do you take Corinthians fans as patients?" "A doctor can't deny medical care to anyone." "I have to go!" "Wait!" "First we must capture this moment for posterity!" " Ready?" " Chin up, Imparato." " I can't." "It hurts my neck!" " Go on honey." "I want one with Imparato." " Imparato!" " You're so pretty!" "Look at the camera!" "Mom, closer!" " Come on Romeo!" "Smile!" " One more, one more." " Hurry up, Isabella!" " Yes!" " That's good!" " Isabella, smile!" " Oh, my hair!" " Ready?" " Now I really have to go!" " Wait." "Just one more!" " Dad, let him go!" " Just a moment." "I want one with you, Romeo, and Imparato in the middle." "Firecrackers at this time, what's going on?" "Maybe, Palmeiras got another goal." " Great-grandma!" " Let me go!" "Watch the birdie!" "I must go." "It was a pleasure!" "You don't want to hear the eighth goal?" "Next time." "Goodnight." "Go on Imparato tell us about the eighth goal." "Juliet come listen to the eighth goal." "It started with Junqueira at the back..." "He trapped the ball in mid-air with his chest..." "Who could be setting firecrackers at this hour?" "What's going on?" "Romeo's patient is crazy!" "Juliet get used to it, a doctor's life isn't easy!" " Let the elevator go!" " Go on, Imparato, continue." "Well, it starts with Junqueira at the back..." "He trapped the ball in mid-air with his chest... then passed it to Pelliciari, who was on the right." "I swooped in down the center." "The Corinthians' goalkeeper..." " She's my great-grandmother!" " You can't do this." "The police can't hold her!" "The ball came high and I went up, up, up... up and got it with my head and then..." "Go on Imparato!" "Imparato?" "Where is he?" "He left and ate nothing." "Imparato!" "Mr. Romeo, your son left you this key." "I'm going to sue the police force!" "This is no way to treat a senior citizen!" "Yelling isn't going to help!" "Don't worry bro!" "Soon enough they'll let us go!" "Getting arrested for soccer fan fights never amounts too much." "Right on, man!" "Please, wait here!" "Traitor!" "Bastard!" "Judas Iscariot!" "Your grandfather had fifteen lovers." "And fifteen times I forgave him." "But the day I found out he switched teams... because of number sixteen, a Palmeiras fan..." "I packed up his things, threw them out on the street... and changed the locks on my doors." "But I didn't switch teams, I am only pretending." "That's exactly what the bastard said: "I'm just pretending!"" "Oh my God, not twice!" "I don't deserve this!" "Has the reincarnation of my late husband come back to torment me?" " I can explain, grandma." "You..." " You are no longer my grandson!" "Never speak to me again!" "If I run into you on the street..." "I'll switch sides!" "Let's go, Zilinho." "One more, please." "That's enough Romeo." "Can I have the check, please?" " You're leaving me too?" " Stop it!" "I've lost almost every one I loved." "Then I meet the love of my life." "And I think I'm gonna have a normal family... with children, a grandma, a wife, a father-in-law, a mother-in-law..." "Then a team, actually, two, force us to choose sides." "But we don't have to." "They have to understand." "But they won't, Romeo." "Either I'll lose my father or you'll lose your grandma." "Trust me." "Tomorrow, I am going to your father's office to tell the truth." " Don't!" " Listen." "I'm sure that what we feel for each other... is stronger than any soccer rivalry." "The petition is in court." "I'll give you the details later." "Thanks." "What a surprise?" "Baragatti, I am here to return this..." "Are you crazy?" "It was a gift." " What would you like to drink?" " Scotch..." " double." " Sit down." "I came here to tell you, I made a decision." "I'm not a child and I'm not here to play games." "When I met Juliet I... thought that..." "I thought that maybe I could..." "It's difficult to explain." "Son... have you come all the way over here, nervous... to ask for my daughter's hand in marriage?" "It's yours!" "No, no, no." "This moment calls for a celebration!" "Champagne!" "Answer it!" "Hello." "Say something mom." "Didn't Romeo go there to tell your father the truth?" " And didn't he?" " He asked to marry you!" " What?" " Your father agreed." "Then something's wrong!" "He couldn't have told the truth!" "All the better!" "What got into him?" " What about the date?" " Date?" " After Tokyo, of course!" " Of course!" "We're chartering a 200 seat plane to go to Tokyo... to see the Big Palmeiras win the world championship." "Juliet was supposed to come, but she's busy with her new job." "I'm alone without her by my side." "Why don't you come with me?" " Me?" " Yes!" " To Tokyo?" " Yeah!" "By plane?" "No, I am afraid of flying." "Don't worry." "It's just 24 hours." "You get drunk and sleep." "You don't even have to pay for the mini-bar." "It's all included!" "You just have to be a club-member." "You're a club-member, right?" " I am inviting you!" " I am not a member!" " What?" " I..." "I am not a member!" "You're not member?" "I'll solve this right away." "Sonia, get me the president." "We can go straight to the club from here." "You just have to sing the anthem which you know by heart." "The anthem?" "Sure!" "What an anthem, huh?" " No, truthfully." " Beautiful, beautiful!" "That's an anthem!" "That's an anthem!" "When the Palmeiras surges Bravely on the turf" "We know well The struggle ahead" "Palmeiras on the go will always Show that victory is our goal" "Palmeiras!" "Now just sign these three copies." "Within two days you'll receive your ID card." "You want me to sign?" "Romeo." "Talk to me." "Are you ok?" "It's me, sweetheart." " What happened?" " You had a nervous breakdown." "Shouldn't you have told me we're engaged?" "You know your dad." "He assumed..." "But, I need to know." "Do you want to marry me?" "Do I have to answer?" "Yes, because we have..." "to know!" "We?" "POSITIVE" "Oh my sweetheart!" "Juliet Baragatti... will you marry this sickly Corinthians fan?" "Corinthians no, Palmeiras fan until after the wedding." "I don't know if I can be a Palmeiras fan even until Tokyo." "Sure you can." "Just until after the wedding." "Do this for the three of us." "Ok?" "Ok." "Is the engagement party here?" " Honey, I am so happy!" " Oh, dad!" " Romeo, I am so happy!" " Dad there's no drinking in here!" "Why not?" "I couldn't bring the fan club over... but I brought the parakeets." " Look how wonderful!" " My God!" "We're going to cream the Brits in Tokyo." "You just have to sign this membership form... and we are going to paint Tokyo green and white." " Sign up?" " Yeah!" "Romeo!" "Romeo!" "Damn, again?" "Where's the thing to call the nurse?" "Romeo!" "That thing to call the nurse..." "Romeo?" "Palmeiras!" "Soccer is about passion and loyalty." "You don't ever change teams as you don't change wives." "Even if they are falling to the second league." "That's when they need us the most." "It's blood, sweat and tears." "Alright!" "You're flying to Tokyo to watch our "Big Palmeiras" win." "You love and are loved." "Your wedding date is set." "As the poet used to say: "What else in the world do you need?"." "You don't have to answer." "I know Juliet should be here with us." "What's this new job of hers that she insists on keeping a secret?" "All I know is that she had an important meeting with a sponsor." "It would have been our last trip together." "Oh my God!" "What?" "Are you scared?" " What if it's a sign?" " A sign of what?" "You talked about the last trip, then the plane starts shaking..." "Relax." "It won't go past the ground." "Romeo, let me take Juliet to the stadium every now and then." "Just she and I?" "Since she was five we traveled together to see..." "Palmeiras play." "I didn't want to lose that." "You're not going to lose your daughter." "Now you're going to tell me that..." "I'm not losing my daughter, I'm gaining a son." "Turbulence is good luck!" "President, for our celebration luncheon I want gnocchi and..." "Sayonara!" "Sayonara!" "Invite them too." "When the Palmeiras surges Bravely on the turf" "We know well the Struggle ahead" "Palmeiras on the go will always show that victory is our goal" "Someone help here!" "Don't do that!" " What happened?" " Don't touch it." "I think it's broken!" "Does anyone speak Japanese?" "I can't believe it, such bad luck!" "Don't worry, it's probably nothing." "Even if you need a cast, we'll carry you to the stadium." "I'm not going to the stadium in a cast, it's bad luck!" "Even more after kicking this black ball." "Dammit!" "President!" "Come on Palmeiras!" "Look at our friends from the plane!" "Didn't I tell you, César Sampaio is going to play." "Didn't I tell you?" "Look, Paulo Nunes!" " The anthem!" "Hold on to it!" " No Baragatti, no!" "I can't sing the anthem seated." "I have to stand up!" "But you can't!" "The anthem." "I have to stand up." "What?" ""Cazzo"!" "What's he saying?" "I travel half way around the globe and end up in a Japanese hospital... to watch the Big Palmeiras on this TV smaller than a soccer ball!" "How wonderful!" "Look, they play like music." "Go!" "Kick, kick!" "I can't believe it!" "Ole Palmeiras, ole Palmeiras" "Oh, my God!" "Punch it, send it away!" "The goalkeeper went out..." "Why?" "Is he hunting butterflies!" "No, please!" "This is serious!" "Let's go!" "Ole Palmeiras, ole Palmeiras" " Palmeiras, Palmeiras" " Come on, come on!" "At least we weren't at the stadium." "Baragatti?" "You're ok." "Baragatti?" "I am going to have a son." "I am going to be a dad!" "You're going to be a grandfather, Baragatti!" " Baragatti, wake up!" " We're here?" "The stewardess has to get by." "Thank you, sir!" "I was having such a nice dream." "My grandson, wearing a Palmeiras jersey in my living room." "A chair on each side as goalposts... he kicks the ball and I let it go by, just to see him score." " I have to go to the toilet." " Again?" "I'm sorry!" "Ok." "Go over, but careful with my leg!" " What was that!" " Go on!" "I heard some thunder, better not." " It won't rain inside!" "Go ahead!" " Ladies and gentlemen, this is..." "Captain Vladimir from the cockpit." "We're entering a zone of heavy turbulence." "Please remain seated and..." " fasten your seat belts." " I can't believe this." "Fasten your seat belt, before you hit your head against the ceiling." "Wow, that was scary!" "I've been keeping something inside that I have to let out." "I can't hold it in any longer." "If you want to barf, there's a bag there." "Turn around when you do it." "Before this plane crashes and I die full of guilt..." "I have to tell you something." "Oh, Saint George, help me!" "Can't you cry out for another saint?" "St. Genaro, St. Vito, St. Agatha?" "Any saint that isn't related to..." " Corinthians!" " More bad luck!" " I lied!" " What are you talking about?" "To win over your "bambina" and to be accepted by the family, I lied." "And the lie started snowballing and taking on a life of its own." "Do you understand me?" "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Spit it out!" "Speak dammit!" "I am a... 'ians fan'." "Huh?" "I am a... 'rinthians fan', dammit." "You're what?" "I am Corinthians fan, dammit!" "I lied to you... your wife, your doorman... the president of Palmeiras, this whole plane." "But it was out of love!" "I love your daughter..." "I love your daughter, but I'm a Corinthians fan, dammit." "Sorry, Baraga." "Alright, Baraga?" " Say something, Baraga!" " Baraga, my ass!" "Mr. Baragatti to you!" " Is something wrong, Baragatti?" " No, everything's fine." "Like hell!" "He tells me to my face he's a Corinthians fan... and that's fine?" "Who's a Corinthians fan?" "Mr. President, do you believe that this son of a bitch... who wants to marry my daughter, is a Corinthians fan?" " But he sang the anthem and all..." " I can explain!" "There's a Corinthians fan on board!" "He jinxed us!" "Get him!" "Sir, you're not allowed in there!" "Does this door lock?" "Get him!" "One, two, three, testing." "The photographer is late." "Dear!" "A lot of tension at the Sao Paulo..." "International Airport, because... of the arrival of the flight... chartered by the board of Palmeiras." "It's your dad's plane." "According to the control tower..." " a Corinthians fan is..." " Romeo!" "Locked in the cockpit." "Give me your hand." "Open up!" "Open up!" "Get him!" "Where's the bastard?" "Where are you going?" "Single file!" "Single file!" "Get the bastard!" "Do something!" "Go, run faster!" "Sir!" "Vulture!" "Please..." "A moment..." "What happened?" "It was all planned!" "The Corinthians fans sent him to jinx our title!" "Is the Palmeiras Stain Society going to retaliate?" "Of course." "We're going to pillow him down." "Get off!" "Get off!" "I'm a Corinthians fan, dammit!" "Zilinho!" "The Palmeiras Stain Society is after your dad!" " What?" " I saw on TV." "Where could he be?" "Hi!" "You shameless bastard!" "Zilinho, lock the doors!" "Warn the doorman!" "Don't let these people get in here." " Calm down." " Calm down?" "Your face was live on TV... an embarrassment to our Corinthians'family!" "Something's burning..." "What happened, dad?" "The Palmeiras fan is dead." "The farce is over." " Have you told him?" " Look at this!" "I looked at him and said:" "Baraga..." "I'm a Corinthians fan, dammit!" "I've cleansed my soul!" "I'm sure I won him over!" "When he cools down, he'll understand." "I'll kill him!" "Not personally, but I'll hire someone!" " Calm down." " I'm calm!" "Because I wanna kill a Corinthians fan doesn't mean I'm nervous." "He's the father of your grandson!" "Like hell!" "I'll be the father of this kid!" "And he'll be called Alfredo Baragatti Jr!" "End of story!" " Watch your heart!" " Dad!" "Shit!" "The entire board on the plane!" "Everyone depressed because of the defeat... and then that son of a bitch..." "I never dreamed I'd fall in love with Romeo." "A Corinthians fan!" "Not just any Romeo!" "What punishment for a father!" "I don't deserve this!" "It's a tragedy!" "Stop, Alfredo!" "This is the worst day of my life!" "And you know why?" "Because you like him!" " Who?" " Romeo!" "You love him!" "Isabella, get her out of my sight... before I do something stupid!" "Saint Agatha of Sicily, help me!" "He's the husband you've always wished for me!" "Isabella!" "Alfredo calm down." "Look at you!" "A broken leg, back from a 24 hour flight, Palmeiras lost the title..." "Don't remind me!" "Why did I bring that crow, no, Vulture, with me!" "Don't talk about him like that!" "Vulture disguised as a parakeet!" "Dad, I know how much I hurt you." "But I love Romeo and I am going to marry him and have his child!" "Who's going to be born without a father!" "For the love of God, don't even joke about that!" "Who's joking?" "Dammit, what "cazzo"?" "Hi, Mr. President." "Look at you, a well-established doctor... third generation Corinthians fan, groveling." "There are so many women out there, forget her." "When you meet her..." "Meet her?" "I don't want to ever lay eyes on her." "Alright, alright." "My dad wants to kill you." "If this microwave were bigger, I'd stuff other things in it." "The Palmeiras Stain Society wanted to pillow him down." "What does that mean?" "I didn't dare ask." "Don't worry, it's all under control." "Baragatti, you know how much we love you..." "Isabella and Juliet." "We're one big family." "But after an hour-long meeting, the board has decided... to suspend your chairmanship." "I'm sorry, Baragatti." "Societá Palestra Itália walks on to the field... with Nascimento, Carteira and Junqueira, Dunga, Dula and Tufi..." "Avelino, Gabardo, Romeu Peliciare..." "Lara and Imparato." "A tough moment for the goalkeeper..." "Romeo Peliciare scores a goal." "Imparato goes up, up..." "and it's a goal!" "Palestra Itália!" "Shoots through the defense, and it's a goal!" "Brito runs over to Leivinha, who heads the ball and it is a goal!" "He is going towards the ball." "Attention Brazil!" "Euler's ready to shoot... he threatens, then hits it and it's a goal!" "I'll kill that son of a bitch!" "I said I should drive!" "This isn't love!" "It's witchcraft!" "Someone has to undue the spell." "Can't you do something?" "You're a magician." "She'll be leaving soon, relax." "Yeah, right!" "She came with a suitcase!" "Hello?" "Dammit." "Now even voodoo doctors have voicemail." "Who?" " Ok, send him up." " Hey, wait!" " Wait, wait!" " Who is it?" "He asked if Juliet was here, I said yes." "She already has guests?" "What is this?" "A party?" "Who wants to see her?" " Your name please, sir?" " Baragatti, "cazzo"!" "Just a moment..." "It's Baragatti Cazzo." "Bagaratti Cazzo?" "Baragatti!" " Don't let him up!" " Oh, ok." "Mr. Baragatti, I'm not authorized..." " to let you in." " My car was hit." " Did you hit my car?" " Don't open it!" " Wait!" "You can't come in, sir!" " Alfredo!" "My God!" "What's the apartment number?" " One moment..." " One moment, my ass!" "You're not supposed to go up!" "You smashed my back fender!" "Tell me which apartment or will I'll break down every door!" "You hit the man's car, invaded the building... and now you're attacking the doorman!" "You can't go up, sir!" "Let's go." "I know the floor." "We'll find the apartment." "Could you give me your phone number?" "It must be off the hook." "Police?" "My grandson is being..." "Are you mad?" " I'm going down." " I'm going with you." "Where's the key?" " Zilinho, where's the key?" " It's always on the door." "No one's going anywhere." "Give me the key!" "No!" " I'm going through the back." " Me too." "No!" "You can't go!" "Let him go!" "Tragedy!" "Careful Alfredo." "Where's the damn light?" "I can't see a thing!" "Let's go, for the love of God!" "The service elevator should be here." "Isabella, how do we get up?" "Alfredo, let's go!" "Sir, you broke into the building, that's very serious." "You don't say?" "You crashed into my car." "I need your phone number." "I'm inviting you to leave." "Thanks, but my daughter is up there with a psychopath." "Sorry sir!" " Dad!" " I'll talk to him." "Let's go now before I do something stupid!" "No." "She's staying." " Like hell!" " Watch the language!" "I'm not watching shit!" "There are children up here!" "Alfredo, you're making a scene!" " Who's this?" " My grandma Nenzica!" "The bastard's crazy patient is his grandmother!" " So, what if I'm crazy?" " Calm down!" "I'm calling the police!" "Go ahead you shitty Corinthians fans!" "See this?" "A rag!" "Not even good enough to clean the floor with." "Step on that shirt and I'll hang you from a tree!" "Alfredo, calm down!" "Shut up!" "Viva Palmeiras!" "Palmeiras, Palmeiras!" "Viva Corinthians!" "Corinthians, Corinthians!" "Come down here if you're man enough!" " Palmeiras, Palmeiras!" " Corinthians, Corinthians!" " Palmeiras, Palmeiras!" " Corinthians, Corinthians!" " I'm getting scared." " Me too." "For the love of god, dad, leave!" "Ok, but you're coming with me or my name isn't Alfredo Baragatti." "Dad!" "Let me be happy!" "No one can be happy with a traitor!" "He'll cheat on you!" "No woman can be happy with a Corinthians fan." "Much less with a Palmeiras fan!" "What's this, Isabella?" "All you care about is soccer." "You don't know what it's like to be married to this man!" "I'm constantly on sedatives!" "I hate soccer!" "Hate it!" "Hate it!" "Hate it!" "Me too!" "Stay out of it." " Mom?" " Why didn't you tell me this before?" "Because you never listen to anyone." "All that matters is your team!" "Forget your father and live your life." "He doesn't deserve any consideration!" "Don't do this to me!" "To my heart!" "Stop making a scene!" "If you really have a heart... forgive your daughter and let her be happy!" "If marrying him is what you want, fine." "But don't expect me to walk you down the aisle." "Saint Agatha, what will become of my grandson?" "Grandson?" "Yes, I'm pregnant." "My dear!" "I'm gonna have a brother?" "Crap!" "The cops!" "The police!" "Let's go, quickly!" " Let's go!" " I need his number." " Let me take care of it." " So give me your number." " You have something to write on?" " No." " Insurance?" " No." "Business card?" "Will you take a check?" " No, can you pay cash?" " No." "So how am I going to fix my car?" "Betrayal's a bitch!" "Come grandma." "Your name, sir?" "Alfredo Baragatti, lawyer." "Was it you who broke into the building?" "No, Mr. Baragatti came here to solve some family problems." "It must have been a crank call." "Another one." " No other complaints?" " No." "Let's take a look around." "Baragatti?" "My Saint George, help me!" "I don't know what else to do!" "Just between us, Baragatti is the father I always wanted." "Make that stubborn man accept me." "Because I love his daughter." "And I want to thank you all for being here today." "Because today is a special day for female soccer in Brazil." "Now, a word from our co-founder and coach, Juliet Baragatti." "Thank you." "First, I would like to thank Pirelli for believing in us." "I know soccer is a male profession in Brazil." "But we're gonna change that." "Our..." "Our goal, ladies, is not only to win the Brazilian Championship... but the South American and World Championship as well." "Two households... both alike in dignity... in the fair metropolis of Sao Paulo." "Where I have the honor of celebrating a wedding... that began from an ancient grudge... and comes to an end this sunny afternoon." "Form forth the loins of these two foes, a pair of lovers grows." "Romeo." "Do you take Juliet's hand in lawful marriage?" "I do." "Juliet." "Do you take Romeo's hand in lawful marriage?" "I do." "I declare you husband and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "Corinthians!" "Corinthians!" "Palmeiras!" "Palmeiras!" " Corinthians!" " Palmeiras!" " Palmeiras!" " Corinthians!" "See?" "Black and white." "Corinthians!" "Wait till you see the color of my panties." "Come on, Come on!" "I wanna hear the Palmeiras!" "When love got in the middle, the middle turned into love." "The fire melted, the ice burned... and the breeze that was a storm... after the sea spilled after the house fell... blew in the winds of peace." "Done by (c) dcd / August 2005"