"Youready?" "HowamIdoing?" "Sureyouwanttoknow ?" ""Does your boyfriend always get his way?"" "Yes." ""Does he admit when he's wrong?"" "Never." "Doesyourboyfriendknowhow to build a fire with no matches?" "AnswerisD, whocares." "A,yes." "Verywell." "Sorry,thatquestion's not on here." "Itshouldbe in there." "Sorry." "So you're still zero." "No-o-o!" "Oh,yeah-h-h!" "Put your hands on the wheel." "Hello?" "Hey." "Justgiveme asecond, willyou?" "Yeah,sure." "Howyoudoin'?" "Good,good,good." "Uh, we're reserved under Louis." "What'sthename?" "AlexLouis." "Yeah,signin here." "You'rereadyto go ." "Yourcanoewillbe rightdowntherebythewater ." "BringitbackMondayatfive." "That's right, back to work Tuesday." "Needa map?" "No,I 'mgood." "Youdon'twantamap?" "No." "No." "I know this park well." "It'skindaendof the season, right?" "I mean the weather can change on you.." "...just turn on a dime." "Lesspeople." "Amentothat." "You mind me askin' you, Mr. No Map.." "...where you're headed?" "BlackfootTrail." "I can't wait to show her." "It's her first time here." "It's gonna be awesome." "Igotsomebad newsforyou, I'm really sorry about this but Blackfoot Trail's closed for the season." "Why?" "Hadto." "I mean, so many yahoos you know, tramping' around there, disrespecting everything." "This is a treasured site." "I don't have to tell you I guess." "And Parks and Recreation want to keep it that way." "Look, going to Blackfoot Trail is kinda the whole point of this trip." "It's 500 bucks if you're caught up there." "Each." "That'll be a 1000 bucks expensive little camping trip." "Alright." "Jenn, you ready?" "Yeah." "Oh,hangon ." "Hey, rodeo, here's your medical kit and there's a whistle in there, try to bring that back and I'll try not to charge you." "Thousandbucks?" "You'reprettygood." "Bye." "You have a nice trip." "Thanks." "Really?" "Lastone." "Comeon,babe." "Thisisreallyimportant." "You know, we've been waiting forever for this." "I'm.." "Just -- just give me.." "They'reallimportant." "Can't wait till we get back?" "Okay,I 'mdone." "Okay?" "Alright." "I don't believe you, but.." "Well,puttingit away, so it's.." "Oh,hangon ,hangon." "Let's take a picture." "Justtomarkthe departure." "Put it to good use, right?" "Fine." "Okay." "Good." "Yeah." "One of us looks good." "Alright." "Hey." "Hey,haveagoodone." "Thanksa lot." "Fuck!" "Youokay?" "Oh,fuck,fuckthat!" "Fuckin' hurt like a bitch." "Yousureyou'reokay?" "Yeah." "Yeah,yeah, I'lljustwalkitoff." "This is for you." "You look scared anyway." "Feel safe." "Iprobablywon'tneedit." "Got it taken care of already." "Look what I got." "Whendidyouget that?" "Igotit afew daysago." "You'renotgonnaneedit." "Doyouwannahaveagoodtime on this trip or do you want me to be freaking out?" "This is what makes me feel safe." "Okay." "Okay." "Well, if you can have it it's useless in your bag." "Give it to me." "Thanks." "Just gonna clip it to your belt, alright?" "And you're not gonna need it." "Bear spray." "Wonder what other goodies you have in there." "Nothin'." "Let'ssee." "I don't have anything in there." "Hey, there's nothing." "Oh,comeon ." "What?" "Seriously?" "Thisisaroadflare." "Iknowwhatitis." "Yeah." "Thisis forwhen your car breaks down on the side of the highway." "Mm-hmm." "Youknowthis." "I know you know this." "Jenn, come on, if you wanted a flare, I could've picked up a pen flare." "They sell them at any camping store." "Here'syourflare." "Thankyou." "Youready?" "Thinkso." "Okay." "Oh,myGod." "Yougood?" "Yes." "Huh?" "What,sorry,what?" "Jenn,youknow we'd be lucky to see anything bigger than a chipmunk, right?" "Mm-hmm." "Hi." "Hey." "Pfft!" "No!" "Hey, look at that." "That's cute." "We should take it." "Here'sa goodspot." "Yeah." "Counselor, back up, please." "Tryin'toturnmeon right now?" "Isitworking?" "Oh,yeah." "It 'sprettyhot ." "Speakingof.." "...do you remember the little swimming hole we walked by?" "Nope,I don't." "No ." "Really?" "Yousaidyouwould." "Ididn'tsaythat." "Yes,youdid." "Isaidmaybe." "No,no,no ." "You said yes." "Come on, babes." "No." "It'slikewhenyousay, "Do you want to order Chinese food tonight?"" "And I go, "Maybe," and then we get Italian." "It's like that." "I'mgonnabe  all lonely by myself." "Well,noone'smakingyou do this." "Stop it!" "Oh, my God, please." "What if there's.." "Don'tleaveme hangin',babe." "Okay,okay." "Fine." "Youready?" "No." "Comeon." "5...4...3, 2, 1!" "Whoo!" "Aah!" "Whoo!" "Jenn, come on!" "No!" "Whoo!" "It'sfreezing." "Whoo!" "I'm gonna get some more wood before it gets too dark." "Okay,I 'llcomehelpyou ." "No,no,I'llbeback  in a second." "Okay." "Yeah." "Hello." "Oh." "Howlonghaveyou been?" "Oh,atthistime.." "What?" "Hey." "Uh,thisisAlex ." "Alex this is Brad." "Brad, right?" "Yeah." "Hi,howare you ?" "I'm good." "Thanks." "Were you just walkin' by or.." "Oh,yeah,Iwas comin'up the trail and I ran into your friend here and she invited me over for a chat." "Yeah." "Turnsoutthathealso kind of grew up in a park, uh, the woods." "Andhe'sgotatonoffish soI thoughtmaybewecould allhavedinnertonight." "Couldn'teat'emall  if I wanted to." "I mean, I could try, but.." "Ijustgotta put a shirt on, alright?" "Okay." "Yeah." "Soyouweresayin'.." "Jenn.." "Yeah?" "Wouldyoucome help me here for a sec?" "Sure." "What'sup?" "Comeonin ." "Okay?" "What's goin' on?" "Youcomfortablewiththis?" "What?" "Him?" "Yeah,I don'tknow, this guy could be.." "Iwastalkin'tohim for like 10 minutes." "He's great." "He'sgreat." "Hmm." "Well, he's a liar." "Whyishe aliar?" "Woods?" "What the woods of Ireland?" "Come on, come on." "Whatdoesthathavetodo  withanything?" "Didyouinvitehim  or he invited himself?" "Idid." "Icando that,Icandothat." "It'd be really awkward, but I'll do it." "You'dneverbe able to do that." "I know you." "Whatdoyouneedhelp with ?" "Iobviously don't need help." "Oh,I guessit wasn'tobvious because.." "...you told me to come in here." "Youknow,Idon 'twanna bother you all, so.." "Probably better if I just be on my way and...have a nice trip." "Oh,no,no ,no ." "Stay." "No,no,no ." "No, no, no." "You're gonna stay.." "...and you're gonna have some dinner with us." "Yeah?" "Ofcourse." "Yeah, it was just, it was just a misunderstanding, that's all." "Well,alright,then." "Let's do it." "Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!" "Mm-mm." "Youwantedfish." "Mm-hmm." "Ithoughtit wasillegal to fish these lakes." "Grandfatherlaw." "Sothat'swhen,likean, old law applies to existing situations but then a new one applies to all the future ones?" "Iknowwhat a grandfather law is." "Okay." "Sorry." "Lawyer." "Yeah,I gotthat." "Whataboutyou,Alex?" "What do you do?" "Well,um,rightnow I'm ,uh.." "My buddy has a landscaping business.." "...so I'm " " I'm working with him." "AreyouMexican?" "I didn't mean anything by that." "I just thought that's a job that the Mexicans do here." "Well,whathe does is pretty high end." "And actually he's starting a new company soon, so.." "...it's great." "He's really talented." "Welldoneyou,Alex." "Troutlooksgood." "Itdoes,right?" "Yeah, and lucky for me if I cannot find any fish" "I got a license to kill a deer." "Oh,cool." "Fuckmetryin'toget a license for that these days." "You guys have anything we can cook for sides with these?" "Yeah,youknow, I could, um.." "Maybe fry the veggies or potatoes?" "Yeah,veggiessoundgood." "Okay." "Well,I saythepotatoes." "Whydon'twe do both?" "Youknow,Alex.." "...let's eat the potatoes." "I'llget'em." "Soyou'reIrish?" "CountyTipperary." "IsthatnearMexico?" "That'sa goodone." "Actually south of Dublin." "Whatdoyoudo for a livin' out here?" "Igivebackcountryeco tours to tourists that want, uh.." "...you know like a deeper experience of the wilderness you know, somethin' more than camping' in a parking lot." "Yeah?" "That'scool." "Imean, you and Jenn are doin' it so it must be cool, right?" "Howmuchwould something' like that cost?" "Iwouldn'tknow." "Youdon'tknow how much it costs?" "Ionlyknowhow much they pay me, Alex." "Okay,sothey'realready parboiled, we just need to put 'em on for a few minutes." "Hangon." "Oh,my.." "I'msorry." "Oh!" "Alright, then." "Let's see what we've got here." "Uh,I cando that." "No,I gotit ." "This smells delicious." "Yeah." "There's, uh, garlic, rosemary and there's some thyme." "You'rea luckman,Alex." "Iknow." "Sowhatareyourplans?" "You guys gonna do some amazing hikes, see some spots, what?" "Uh,I think.." "Youknow,we live really hectic lives so I think we're just gonna, you know, relax." "Stay around here for a few days." "Yep." "Alright." "You're really grabbing' life by the balls, Alex, aren't ya?" "I'm just sayin'." "You know, if.." "...if I had a beautiful woman here like Jenn, I'd.." "...wannatakehertosome  spotsthatweren'tonthe.." "the tourist trail, right?" "As a matter of fact, Jenn there is this absolutely gorgeous waterfall" "I mean, really beautiful." "You'veprobably beenthere,right,Alex?" "Yeah,totally." "Thenyouknowwhichside  of the waterfall to climb down on." "Therightside." "Rightside." "Good guess, Alex." "Iwasn'tguessing." "Oh,youseethesetourists are always tryin' to go down the left side." "I mean, they think it's safer." "Fuckin' idiots!" "There's also a, uh.." "...it's frozen...frozen arrow." "In Blackfoot Trail." "Hmm." "Imean,if it wereme.." "...I'd want to take you to all those spots." "You sure you don't need a guide?" "Ialreadyhaveone ." "Let'seat." "Alright." "That was fun." "Yeah,thanksforthe fish." "Alright." "Well, now, I'm ready." "Cheers." "Goodnight." "Say,Alex.." "..you know, earlier.." "...you said something." "It was a misunderstanding." "You wanna explain that to me?" "Uh,itwasnothing." "Comeon,he 'sabig boy ." "Let him answer." "It's just a funny thing to say." "What'd you mean by it?" "I'mnotsureIunderstand what you're getting at." "Oh,yes,youdo." "What...was the misunderstanding?" "Isitimportant?" "Iwon'tbe fuckin'askin' if it wasn't." "It'sonme ,okay." "I was just -- Jenn." "Well, I come back here.." "...and I find my girlfriend talkin' to this guy.." "...and I'm not sure it's a good idea." "That's all." "I mean, I don't know you." "Sowhatwas the misunderstanding?" "Youcanbe somenut ." "She convinced me otherwise." "LikeI said,Alex.." "...you're a lucky guy." "I'msorry." "Jenn,I ,uh.." "...I think you dropped something." "Igotit ." "Thanks." "Whydon'tyouinvitehim to the house next time." "That'd be fun." "IsaidI'msorry." "Should we worry about him?" "What'sthat?" "Shouldweworryabouthim comin' back, or I don't know.." "No,he'sjust, he's just weird." "But I'm bringing my axe." "And I'm gonna sleep with it in case your fuckin' dinner guest wants to come back for, you know, dessert or something." "You'remad." "Jenn,I don'tunderstandyou ." "What?" "Youinviteatotalstranger.." "...to eat dinner with us our first night on this trip." "Okay,I " "I didn'tknow what to do." "I was just being kind." "I'm sorry." "Juststayhere." "If he turns around and comes back, you yell for me." "Oh,myGod." "That smells amazing." "Wow!" "Thank you." "Remember the survey that we took on the way over here?" "The first question was about how many times your boyfriend has made breakfast in bed for you?" "Rememberthat?" "Really?" "Yeah, and I had to write zero." "Well, I guess I'll have to change that from zero to one." "One,huh?" "Mm-hmm." "Wasitreallyzero?" "Yeah." "You embarrassed?" "Littlebit." "This isn't even in bed -- Believemethiscounts." "Thank you." "What is it about this place that's so amazing?" "BlackfootTrail?" "Yeah." "Why's it called that anyway?" "Uh,thelocaltribes called it that because when the trail ends it circles around this really small lake." "And the earth around the lake is black." "So when they hunted they followed animal tracks in the black earth and called it Blackfoot Trail." "Sowhat'sthelakecalled?" "Idon'tknow." "Seriously?" "No,no,no ,pictureit,  picture it, picture it, alright?" "You come up this steep rocky trail and then all of a sudden it levels off and it's this beautiful, pristine lake." "WhenI wasakid  thiswasmy favoriteplace inthewholeworld." "Nowitlookssooutofplace thathighup ." "It's like out of some fantasy novel or something, you know." "Mmm." "Yeah,I'veafeeling your geeky side is about to come out." "Whatgeekyside?" "Whatgeekyside?" "The one that made me watch "Legend" four times." ""Just wait for the part where Tom Cruise is waiting by the lake for the big white unicorn to come out."" "It'sanawesomescene." "What are you talking about?" "Yeah,indeed." "Ha!" "Allgood?" "Yeah." "Ofcourse, you're going that way." "Thisistheway ." "Fuck." "Aah!" "Fuck." "Letmeseeit." "Alex, it's disgusting." "Ugh!" "It'sprettybad." "Aah!" "Oh,fuck!" "Areyouready?" "Sorry." "That'snotgood." "Oh." "Tothinkyou'relaughing about it." "Oh,whynot?" "Ugh!" "Aah!" "Justdon'ttouchthe toe ." "Don'ttouchthe.." "Here, let me -- let me finish it." "Itlooks.." "Itlooksterrible." "Itlooksokay." "Whatyougotthere?" "Youcouldusesomenewsocks ." "Stupidplace." "Oh,thanks,babes." "Okay." "Mmm." "Alex." "Alex." "Alex." "Alex." "Alex, get up." "Hmm?" "Listen." "What?" "Justlisten." "Hmm?" "Whatisthat?" "What?" "Someone'sthrowingshit at our tent." "What?" "Justlisten." "Whatisthat?" "That?" "Oh, that's acorns." "Just falling' from the trees on our tent." "It's fine." "Just go back to sleep." "Oh!" "That'snotan acorn." "Whatisit ?" "Do you think it's him?" "Let'sjustlisten for a bit, okay?" "Fuck!" "I swear, now you got me all paranoid." "Maybehecameback." "He's throwing stones at the tent or something stupid." "No,no,no , it could be anything." "Well, whatever it is, it stopped." "So, let's just go back to sleep, okay?" "It's fine." "It stopped." "Thatwasn'ttherelastnight, was it?" "No." "Iwannago home." "I don't wanna be here anymore." "Jenn,comeon , don't overreact, okay?" "Anacorndidthat?" "Oh,comeon ,I'vewaited so long for this trip." "We're here and when you get there, you'll love it." "I promise." "Yeah,okay." "Canyoudo thisfor me?" "Yes." "Thankyou." "Alright." "She'sa verygoodartist." "I have no idea why you don't give her a chance." "Whatdoyoumean?" "Andshe'sagreatperformer." "Ah,youknow, it's just not my thing." "Idon't--  Oh,hey." "Hang on a second." "What?" "Thisiswintergreen." "Uh-huh." "Andyoucaneat this." "Mm." "Tastes like spearmint gum." "Youwantsome?" "No." "Yousure?" "Yes." "An animal probably peed on it." "Yourloss." "What'sthatsmell?" "It'snothin'." "Babe." "Oh,myGod." "Alex!" "I mean, what.." "No." "Ah!" "Oh, God." "Get off me." "Oh, my God." "Ow!" "I foundit !" "ThankGod!" "Uh-oh!" "Whatisso funny?" "Lookslikeyouhave a little piece of poo on your face." "Yeah' causeI just fell down on it." "Youfell?" "Youokay?" "I'mfine." "Shouldn't we be saving that or something?" "Ah,well,we 'vegotplenty of water at the lake." "I brought the drops." "Here." "Thankyou." "You'rewelcome." "Thisisit ?" "Yeah,justup there." "It'sa realbitchtogetup, isn't it?" "Iknow." "But it's worth it." "Alright." "Comeon!" "I'mcomin'." "Comeon!" "Comeon!" "Alex.." "Where'sthelake?" "Ican'tbelievethis." "Alex.." "Idon't.." "I don't understand." "Thiscan'tbe it ,right?" "Fuck!" "I wassure." "I was like a fucking 100% sure." "I was.." "Canyoulookatme ,please?" "Justletme think." "Just let me think." "Let me think." "Let me think." "Fuck!" "God damn it!" "What the fuck is this?" "Pleasetellme  you have a map in your bag." "Ineverneededamap." "Oh,wedo now." "Idon'thaveone ." "So,then,whereare we?" "Iobviously don't know, right?" "Butyousaidthatyou've done this, like, so many times" "You said it was, like, a few years ago you did this." "Yeah,I 'vebeento thepark a bunch of times!" "Thetrail,Alex." "You said you did the trail." "Yeah." "Not since high school, but.." "It'snot,uh .." "I'veputit here." "I.." "I put it right here." "It'snot,uh .." "I took it out." "What?" "Yourphone." "I took it out." "Whereisit ?" "Inthecar." "Whywouldyoudothat ?" "Ididn'twantyou  on that thing the whole time when we're here." "Ididn'treachfor thatonce ." "I " " I wanted to bring it in case we needed it." "Which we do." "Youcan'tgetreception outhereanyway" "Well,I wouldhave loved to try." "When was the last time you were sure of where you were?" "Iwassurethe wholetime ." "No." "Think,Alex." "Whenwasit ?" "Idon't.." "Maybe the fork in the trail" "Thefirstone, the second one?" "Firstone." "Areyouserious?" "Idon'twanttobe freaking out right now." "But we are in the middle of fucking nowhere." "We don't have anything." "We don't have a -- we don't have a map." "We don't have a cell phone." "We don't have anything." "We haven't seen anyone in so long!" "Thisis...it'sokay." "Why.." "Why did we have to come so far on my first camping trip?" "Why couldn't it just have been a regular trip?" "Why do you always have to show off." "I'mnotshowingoff -- Orsomething." "Whydo youalways trytoimpressme?" "Look,'causeI'm not  fuckingimpressedrightnow !" "Good!" "I'm not trying to fucking impress you!" "Alex,couldwe  be honest for a second?" "I'd love to be honest for once." "I wish I never came." "This whole thing was a mistake." "Okay?" "Comeon ,Jenn,don 't" "Andweshouldbe going home tomorrow." "But you fucked it up." "You always fuck it all up." "You're such a fucking loser." "The stupid lake!" "Why did we have to come here?" "I don't even care why." "Why?" "Iwasgonnaproposetoyou." "God!" "I'mreallysorry." "I had no idea." "It'sokay." "Umm, we should probably make camp." "Okay." "Okay." "Soundsgood." "Wasthata.." "No,no,no ,no ." "It was a raccoon." "Look,youcantellme the truth." "No,I sawthelittleshit  last night." "Shit." "Isthisright?" "Yeah." "Wejustneedtotakea  turn at that overgrown trail." "Didn'tseemthisfar down." "No,we'regood." "We're good." "Watch your step." "Watch your step there." "Sh -- shit." "Shouldwego back?" "Idon'tknow." "Whatarethechancesthis  leading to something?" "Prettygood." "Right, it's provincial park." "It's gotta lead somewhere." "Oh." "Here." "Thankyou." "What is that?" "Bearbed." "Okay." "Okay." "Let's go as far as we can before dark." "Right?" "Come on." "Let's go, Alex." "I'msosorry." "Did you mean those things you said?" "No,I didn't." "'Cause,Jenn,Imeanif that's what you feel abo " "No." "I should have never said that." "I was just really mad." "I'm sorry." "I love you." "Doyouwannasee it?" "Thering?" "Yeah." "Ifyouwantto." "No, no, no, no, don't." "No." "Actually, just.." "...wait." "Okay." "Sohungry." "IthinkI" " IthinkIhave half a protein bar left in here." "Andthisis allwehave ?" "This is it?" "Yeah." "Oh, wait a second." "Except for, uh.." "Mm-mm." "Ta-da." "Comeon." "Really?" "Yeah." "Youwantsome?" "Yeah." "Ooh,straighttop." "You first." "Okay." "To us." "Tous." "Mm,thatis so good." "Have some." "It's great." "Thatisgood." "I know this sucks." "Couldbeworse." "Howis that?" "Atleastwe 'retogether." "I mean it." "Come here." "What is that, Alex?" "Idon'tknow." "Alex,doyou think it's a bear?" "Hey!" "Isit gone?" "Let'sgetback in the tent." "Okay." "Okay." "Let'sgo ." "It's okay." "We scared it off." "We're good." "Okay?" "We're good." "Hi." "Hi." "So,I wasthinking.." "...that I should phone down in the front desk and order us some room service." "Maybe a couples massage?" "Deep tissues." "We're gonna be okay." "Iknow." "Weshouldgetgoing,okay ?" "Mm-hmm." "What?" "Alex." "Shh." "What?" "Stayquiet." "You'rescaringme ." "What?" "Stayquiet." "Stayquiet." "Didhecomeback?" "Shh." "Whatthefuckishedoing ?" "What the fuck is he doing?" "Diditcomeback?" "Is it outside?" "Yeah." "Shh." "Please move on." "Please move on." "Please move on." "Pleasemoveon ." "Please moveon." "Pleasemoveon." "Pleasemoveon ." "Please moveon." "Pleasemoveon." "Please move on." "Oh,fuck!" "What?" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Isitoutthere?" "Did it come back?" "Whatdowe do ?" "We don't evenhavefoodinhere ." "Iknow." "Where'smyaxe?" "What the fuck!" "Where's my axe?" "Youputin yourbag ?" "Ileftmy bagbythefire." "Icannotbelieve this is happening." "What do we do?" "What do we do?" "We don't even have food in here." "Alex." "Alex!" "Getbehindme ." "Get behind me." "Get the fuck out!" "Just get out!" "Sprayit!" "I'mgonnawrapit." "Ah." "Iknow,just.." "Ah!" "Okay." "Okay,okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "I'mgonnawrapit." "It'sokay." "Jenn." "Jenn,I can'tfeelmyfoot ." "It'sokay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Ican'tfeelmyfoot ." "We're gonna crawl out of here if we have to." "You hear me?" "MyGod!" "I'm gonna fucking die out here!" "No,you'renot!" "I'mgonnafuckingdie !" "Alex!" "You'refine!" "Alex, you're gonna be fine." "No!" "Alex!" "Run,Jenn!" "Run !" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Anybody!" "Help!" "Help!" "Ah!" "Uh." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Uh!" "Ooh."