"Previously on the wedding bells:" "How are you doing,boss?" "Doing fine,david." "Was this some sort of one-night stand for you?" "Daphne,can I talk to you later?" "I'm kind of slammed today." "You don't owe me any explanation." "We re not together anymore." "Unlike you,I grew up wanting to be somebody." "You didn't grow up to be anybody." "You're a wedding singer." "You fantasize over my sister?" "Kidding." "Ha-ha." "Annie?" "The secret to a happy marriage is lying,man, and if there's one thing more than any other you should lie about, it's the idea that you want to slip the sausage to the sister." " I bought the wedding palace." " What?" "I'm no longer your nemesis,annie." "I'm your boss!" "I would like to be an apprentice wedding planner." "We do not need a consultant, especially not him." " We do." " We don't." "Jane." "People don't hire johnny kad so much because they need me as because they want me." "That's what I find." "It's my first day as a wedding planner." " Well,aren't you a tall drink of water?" " Johnny!" "Put me in a room with you and my gps, and just let me go explore." "You're an inappropriate man." "I don't engage with inappropriate men." "Jane." "I'm stressing." "Can we discuss?" " Aren't you just a little slice of wedding cake?" " Let's go,johnny." "Russell." "Thank you." "I'm so sorry." "Jane." "Hey,chrissie." "Oh,my god,you're blonde again." "Yeah." "You like it?" "Well,it's certainly... jane." "Hello." "Did we not hear the part about me stressing?" "Sorry." "Excuse us." "I'm so sorry,I..." "I'm very,very nervous." "I've never done manual labor before." "All you have to do is take down the basic information, cross-reference our booking calendar,and... she's waiting in there?" "Yes." "Okay." "What shall I do first?" "Well,I like to start by saying hello, and then introducing myself." "Excellent." "That sounds easy enough." "Wish me luck." "Right behind you." "Llo." "This is sammy bell." "And you are...?" "Oh." "And I'm amanda pontell." "I'll be your wedding planner." "Do you have a name you'd like to share,client person?" "Oh." "Uh,my name is allison crowe." "I was looking to get married in june and I was wondering if you had any openings." "A june wedding!" "Well,I can see you're an original thinker." "Excuse me." "Amanda." "We do not like to get snide with our clients." "I'm sorry." "When i get nervous, I go right to my comfort zone." "Just relax." "Telling me to relax isn't terribly helpful, though I know you mean well." "listen." "We all want the dding day to be the happiest, most memorable day of our lives, filled with hope and splendor, and too often, th're about as much fun as a plane crash." "Okay,the reason for that is stress,specifically the bride's stress." "Now,it doesn't have to be that way." "If you could just..." "let go." "All right, do you think you can do that,chrissie?" "Okay." "I'm gonna say something that may come off extremely egotistical, but I feel I should say it just the same." "Okay." "I am pretty much the most beautiful girl in the world." "Okay." "I mean,I'm sure I'm not, conventionally,at least, but when you combine my looks,personality,values..." "I mean,I've been told this since i i was two years old and I've completely bought into it." "Okay." "My husband-to-be is beautiful, as are my bridesmaids, all of my friends." "The point is, everyone is expecting this to be the most beautiful wedding ever, and they're expecting me to be at most my most beautiful, which causes me not a little stress, which can make me blotchy," "and in turn makes me bloat." "Okay." "My wedding day... is in two days, and I need to be the most beautiful bride-- ever. ---Season 1 Episode 5 - "The Most Beautiful Girl"--- ---THE WEDDING BELLS S01E05 " " she's in there with a client." " Keep your voice down." "Amanda pontell, are you crazy?" "Russell,we need the manpower." "Amanda's smart." "Sammy's backstopping her." "I love to see a man and woman whispering in a corridor." "Some of my best affairs std that way." "She's a little spitfire, that's what she is." "Russ,I've had opportunity to look around,assess." "The news ain't good." " What do you mean?" " We need to talk." "75 guests at the most." "We're sort of on a budget." "I understand." "How much were you looking to spend,client person?" "Well, uh,with chapel, reception,food and band... we were hoping to do it for $30,000." "I'm terribly sorry, we will have to decline your business." "Amanda." "Excuse me." "For a menu not hideous, and a band not tone-deaf, it's going to cost at least $100,000." " Amanda?" " $100,000?" "My-my father is a truck driver." "If he has any savings..." "I understand." "Allison." "Many of our brides have their parents refinance their homes." "It's the least they can do for bringing you into this world." "Well..." "I grew up poor." "It was hard not having the things my friends had, but my parents' dream nevertheless was to give me a fancy wedding." "I nearly cry every time i think of the sacrifices." "Anyway..." "I got the fancy wedding, client person." "For one day, they got to feel rich." "They expressed their joy by giving their daughter her fantasy." "Did it cost a lot?" "Sure." "But every time they open that photo album, let tell you, it's the day that keeps giving back." "you spend too much." "Your designer linens, your italian lamps, your floral displays." "This needs to be a wedding factory." "You pick a ceremony from column a, a reception from column b, a cake from column c, and boom-- you're married." "See,it's the little extras that... that add up,son, and when it comes to menu things like truffles,parfaits, anything french, you need to cut that crap out." "No,see,many of these items are specifically requested... yes,by either the bride or the bride's mother." "The two people at the party guaranteed to be too nervous to eat." "Let's turn to staff,and by that i meaiters,cleaners." "I can save you 70% with two beautiful words." " What?" " Illegal immigrants." "They make this country great, and they're cheap." "If you're caught,just use the oopsy-daisy defense." "Now,let's turn to your wedding singers for a second." " What about them?" " They stink." "It's not that they can't sing,but... baritones don't go with romantic ballads,son." "See,a wedding needs to be contagious." "When people walk out your doors,you want them saying," ""that's where I want to get married." They're not." "Your referral rate is piss poor." "One reason is-- you got baritones." ""You are so beautiful"?" "She wants me to sing that?" "In the chapel,actually, and she's especially insistent that you do so with feeling." "Okay,I'm not trying to be difficult." "I'm really not." "But I can't sing that song." "Ralph." "I don't mean to offend the poet that we all know lives and breathes within you, but you are hired to be the wedding singer." "And the way it works is the wedding couple gives us a list of songs they want sung, and you sing them!" "I'm really,really, really uncomfortable saying this,but... just say it,chrissie." "Well,I think that jane is doing a fantastic job in every possible way, but I want you to be my point person." "May I ask why?" "You're prettier." "I know it sounds shallow,but... jane is a beautiful woman." "I know this." "I should only hope to look so good at her age." "What is she,40?" "She's quite a bit younger." "It's just... well,you are so pretty." "This is what I want." "$30,000 is nothing to sneeze at." "Wouldn't a hundred be better?" "Well,I suppose,but that wasn't realistic for this particular client." "Who will now most likely be getting married somewhere else." "You don't sound pleased with me,youngest wedding planner." "well... sorry to interrupt." "I just spoke with my father." "You couldn't have been more right." "He totally wantsgo for it." "He's meeting with the bank this afternoon." "Thank you so much." "This is... this is a dream come true." "Wedding planning is so much fun." "Just tell her she wants you because you're the boss and leave it at that." "Jane can always tell when I'm lying and she has a little complex abou... she even thinks she was named jane because it fit. "Plain jane."" "Well,then, make something up." "Don't tell me you can't lie." "I saw you look hillary segal straight in the eye and tell her she was beautiful." "Every bride is." "Not the ones with facial hair and a cleft chin." "Just tell jane the client feels more connected to you and leave it at that." "Leave what at wh oh." "Jane." "David." "You met my sister jane." " Okay,what's wrong?" " Thinwrong." "Anver you get rattled, you start introducing to people they already know, so,what's the matter?" "Well,you remember chrissie miller." "Ould y also like to introduce me to her?" "She wants me to run point at her wedding." "Oh,why?" "She thinks I'm shorter." "Do you know what she's talking about?" "I do." "It seems chrissie has a height complex and she doesn't like to be around anybody who's taller than her." "Well,than why she's marrying a guy who's over six feet." "Would either of you care to tell me the truth?" "Annie,look at me." "You've never been able to lie to me,have you,annie?" "No." "And you don't want to lie to me now,do you,annie?" "No." "So tell me,annie,why does chrissie want you to run point?" "She thinks I'm prettier." "Oh." "Well." "She's obsessed with beauty so that makes ..." "Yes." "Well,great." "That wasn't so hard,was it?" "that didn't go too well,did it?" "No." "***** allison's on her way in." "She wants to talk to us about something." "Of course." "Probably A..." "snag with the refinancing." "Everything okay?" "Sure." "Why wouldn't it be?" "Well,you had kind of a sad look on your face when I came in." "Oh,that." "I'M... trying to become a more sympathetic character, so my life coach asked me to practice melancholy." "Seems like you have it down." "What were you reading?" "Good news,actually." "My marriage was officially annulled, sohat'S... a load off." "Oh." "Well,maybe we can celebrate later." "Excellent." "They're not exactly the same." "Ough cse,each one has its own distinction." "Like,well, snowflakes." "Alindually designed?" "Yes." "Which... brings me to you." "Me?" "You're a smart dresser." "I'd like you in a label." "I prefer... italian." "Are you doing okay in here?" "Yes,thank you." "Oh,and,jane, I really appreciate you letting me use annie." "Why wouldn't I?" "what would possibly possess you to tell her the truth?" "Well... one of the things that makes me beautiful is that I'm nice." "How am I supposed to feel nice?" "You are both fine,fine singers." "I just want to say that from the get-go." "But you are just lousy wedding singers." "I'm sorry?" "You need to consider, you are playing to a room across the board-- five-years-olds to blue hair." "Who is this man?" "Which means you've got to choose material that'll fill your dance floor." "Now,there are certain numbers that are guaran-damn-teed to get everybody up." "We all know this-- "mack the knife," "bad,bad leroy brown."" "Hell,in some states, you're not even legally married until the band plays "shout." Amight?" "Who is this man?" "I have seen people get down more to elevator music than some of the crap you guys are singing." "Hey,we sing the songs that the bride expressly asks us to sing." "Okay." "But if I'm a surgeon, and my client says to me," ""hey,I want you to make this incision with a rusty knife," do I do that?" "Hell,no." "I'm the professional, I make the professional decisions." "Now,what I want to do here is send you both to a wedding singer seminar." "One day,you'll have a ball." "A wedding singer seminar?" "Taught by billy ray popcorn." "The man is a legend, that's what he is." "He could have people dancing in the aisles at a funeral." "I've already booked him for ." "I'm not going to any wedding singer seminar." " Ralph..." " forget it!" "That man's got an attitude problem, that's what he has." "The refinanc was a great idea." "Tus outhere was a lot of equity." "I'm so pleased." "Yay for me." "But here's the thing." "My friend tricia,she's also getting married this summer, and she's done so much research, she has exhausted me with it." "She'd like to help with this." "Okay." "Uh, and,well,trish, she does come from money, and,well, she's kind of held that over me my entire life." "But don't-don't get me wrong," "Just in... sublet ways,she never lets me forget that she's rich and I'm not, if that makes any sense." "It does." "I do that with my friends." "Anyway,she's going to be coming in to meet with you to, you know, "help" me" ",and it's likely that she'll be suggesting a zillion different ideas that i couldn't possibly afford." "For the purpose of this meeting,I would really like for you to say okay to all of them, and then maybe later, privately, let me know what I can and can't go with." "Would that be all right?" "Sure." "Where's trish getting married?" "Oh." "Well,that she hasn't decided, believe it or not." "ooh!" "You do that on purpose." "You wait,and you jump out in front of me." "You'd prefer I jump you from behind?" "You know,this little..." "My five o'clock mcdreamy?" "Yeah." "You need to shave it off." "What?" "The most beautiful woman wants you clean-shaven for the ceremo annie... you're the most beautiful woman." " Smooth chin,david." " Playing through." "Sorry." "I need to smooth over something else." "Hey." "Hi." "Whatcha doing?" "Just checking chairs." "I don't need another goldberg incident,where... a koran accidentally gets mixed in with a prayer book." "I know I'm being childish, but that's the thing about childhood wounds-- they cantill reduce you to... you cannot doubt that you're a beautiful woman,jane." "Well,people tend to compare themselves to other people,I guess, and for me,that's always been you." "I really don't care whatismiller thinks." "But when it stirs up how so many boyfriends would flirt with you and how my own husband admits that he fantasizes over you a little bit,it hurts." "So if you would just allow me 45 minutes to feel sorry for myself,I would appreciate it." "After that, I'll be fine." "And lookee here,a koran." "Ah?" "Don't even talk to me." "I am talking to you, and I'd like you to extend the simple respect of listening to me,ralph." "Respect?" "!" "You're asking me to go to wedding singer school, and you want to talk about respect." "All right,I'm gonna tell you somethi" " i don't want to hear it." " Ralph!" "My goal is to franchise the wedding palace." "Of the places I'd like to go is las vegas, where johnny kad has a lot of contacts." "If we go to vegas, you go to vegas." "Billy ray popcorn." "Also played vegas." "He opened for tom jones." "You want to get in the game, ralph, you got to play the game." "This could be your ticket out." "And now the lobster risotto." "Needs more salt." "More salt?" "And more lobster!" "Are you the head chef, may I ask?" "is there a problem?" "The lobster risotto isn't perfect." "This is a problem." "This is my chef, and if he says it isn't right, then I trust him." "This is spectacular." "Have you tried this?" "I can'T." "Shellfish makes me blotchy." "Which is why I brought wolfie to taste." "Did you get my note on your chin?" "I did." "Can we get a beer?" "A beer?" "Do I look like i drink brewskis?" "I need two minutes." "The key to any girl's wedding, if I'm not mistaken, is to make her best friends drool with envy." "I would think with you that's a particular goal." "Chrissie,women go nuts for this." "Really?" "It does nothing for me." "That isn't true,is it, chrissie?" "I could be wrong, but if you truly want your friends' envy here, let me kp my five o'clock mcdreamy." "Tell you what, I'll poll a few people, and if the general consensus is that you look better scruffy, you can keep the stubble." "Otherwise... hey,guys." "Can I have a few seconds with annie,please?" "Absolutely." "You've got your hair in rollers already." "It relaxes into a nice julia wave." "Okay." "Ooh,listen,this is awkward, but how well do you know your photographer?" "Why?" "He just totally came on to me." "It was gross." "David did?" "Yes." "He was as subtle as fox news." "You must..." "I..." "I'm sure you misunderstood." "Annie,I know when a guy hits on me." "He couldn't have been more of a wolf if he had howled at a full moon." "Can you speak to him,please?" "Oh,yeah." "I'm wearing monique luo." "I highly,highly recommend it." "The dresses are stunning." "His-and-her veragio wedding bands." "Oh,my god, talk about a statement." "The wedding party gifts absolutely need to be personalized, which means you've got lead-time issues." "Have I said anything yet you're not completely on top of?" "No." "I need to see your garden." "Of course." "So long as you promise not to twist my arm to book it." "Allie says you're still looking,and we're completely booked for june." "And don't say you'll wait a year, we're booked for the next seven junes." "Well,I wasn't thinking of getting married here myself,I... you're booked for the next seven nes?" "Yes." "Your garden is booked for june 2014?" "We're the wedding palace." "And everybody,like,wants to get married here, all the haves?" "I'm a have" " I got married in the garden." "But you can'T." "Sensing you're not pleased with me again, youngest wedding planner." "Whyotell her we were booked?" "Sammy,the way to make a girl want something is to tell her she can't have it." "Well,our policy is to be truthful." "That was a hurtful tone to use with a person struggling in the wake of a painful annulment." "I did not hit on her." "What exactly did you say?" "I tried to talk her into letting me keep my stubble." "I... by what?" "By saying how sexy people find it?" "Those were your words." "Stop it." "I am sick of this mr." "Slick." "Hey!" "This is a professional place." " Hold on..." " you are constantly trying to charm women." "Yeah,at your direction, with nervous brides." "I didn't ask you to charm chrissie miller-  that is something you chose to do." " You're out of line,annie." "I did not hit on chrissie miller." "The fact that you want to take her word over mine, maybe speaks to our relationship,but don't be using this as some pretext to come down on me..." " don't think I won't fire you!" " Do it!" "I'm not gonna be screamed at." "Yeah,remember my number one rule." "Connect with your audience-- you are not there to entertain, you are there to involve." "It's the subtle body language that says," ""hey,sing with me, come on,you know the words." "Get up and dance."" "Now,you can just say it expressly,sure, but the good wedding singers do it with body language." "With your permission,maestro," "I'd like to start with the classic head-bob and wink." "Two,three, four... oh,that shark babe,ha!" "See that?" "That says,"all right,come on," ""you know that song, you love it," "And he shows them pearly whites all right,so far so good." "Now I'm gonna complicate it and add... the finger-point." "Now,you can target a specific guest with this one." "I like to do that, because it's a lot more intimate." "Shall we try it,professor?" "And he shows them pearly whites am I right?" "Was that good?" "All right!" "watch me,now." "Let's put it all together,shall we?" "One,two,three." "Oh,that shark,babe has such teeth,dear and he shows them how?" "Pearly white" "And god said," ""let there be ginger snaps."" "Johnny,you need to stop calling me food." "I'm sorry." "My dad used to always call me food, so I just associate it with affection,I suppose." "What did he call you?" "Turkey." "You seem blue." "You know what I do when I'm feeling blue?" "Count your money?" "I count my blessings." "I also like to remind myself it's okay to live life a little inside out." "Because when you truly think about it, down is up,don't you think?" "I'd consider that quite profound if I had the slightest idea what you're talking about." "Well,take this career of yours." "You do weddings as your life's work, orchestrated with all the trappings of joy, and for half of your clients, it's probably the biggest mistake of their adult lives, and when you consider the suffering and hurt that goes along with the realization that mistake... thank you,johnny, you've lifted me right up." "I find fights can be a little deceptive,too." "Take all the screaming and anger." "Beneath all the hostility, more times than not you find love." "You ever find that?" "You've been married four times?" "I'm a honeymoon kind of guy." "Don't look behind the veil, just surrender to the pretty picture and hope it lasts forever." "That's what I do." "And your wives?" "They chose to look behind the veil." "Do you still believe in marriage?" "For a soul mate to live with forever... knowing you won't be alone anymore," "how can anybody not believe in that?" "Pray for it." "And if it turns out you're one of those people who made a mistake?" "You cheat,that's what I do." "it's late,amanda,go home." "Oh,I was about to." "It's just... home feeling empty these days?" "No,no,no, it's not that." "I have claudia rose and high-definition television." "It's quite a nice home life,actually." "I'm about to go." "Hey,can I talk to you guys a second?" "We're actually closed now,tricia." "Yeah,this won't take long." "I want to get married in the garden this june." "Well... you know perfectly well that's impossible." "Nothing's impossible." "Where there's a will, there's a way." "Typically accompanied by a number." "I certainly don't know what you mean." "Amanda, you and I are of the same ilk;" "we know how it goes." "What's the number?" "I wish I could tell you there is one,but... amanda." "$50,000 would allow us to consider your application." "And would that cover a favorable consideration?" "With me supporting you?" "I would hope so." "We're talking a large wedding, 200 guests." "Minimum." "None of the $50,000 gets applied against costs." "Thank you very,very much." "Anything else we haven't covered?" "Menu,makeup,wardrobe, music,minister." "No,I think we're good." "feel like getting a drink?" " Really?" " Why not?" "I go out for drinks." "I think one of the reasons i was actually tempted by ernesto was just the need to feel attractive in somebody's eyes." "I think with sammy the sex is about affirmation." "That and she likes sex." "Well,there's that." "How 'bout with you?" "Me?" "Yeah,what are you looking for?" "'Cause it seems to be right there under your nose, whatever it possibly could be." "Hello,bell sisters." "Tequila,please, straight up." "I've just had another career moment." "Tricia norwood gave us a retainer not to be applied against costs for the wedding;" "200 guests minimum." "$50,000." "Just to use the garden." "Thank you." "Yay for me!" "That's it." "That's nice." "Now look down." "Oh,good." "Okay, a little more pensive." "Yeah,that's good." "Okay." "No,no,not right at the camera." "Remember these are supposed to be candid." "You didn't know there was a photographer present." "That's it." "You know,chrissie," "I wasn't hitting on you before." " Please." " No,really." "I was saying what I felt necessary to keep... this." "Mm." "Well,america has voted." "And you get to keep the scruff." "Are you looking forward to tomorrow?" "Yeah,of course I am." "I've been looking forward to this my entire life." "That can sometimes be the problem." "You see,we start dreaming of our wedding day in childhood and by the time it actually arrives, there's so much pressure for it to be perfect." "It's a mistake." "Yeah,but that's why i'm keeping all the pressure on you people." "Just go with it tomorrow, chrissie." "You'll make an incredibly beautiful bride." "That was not a come on." "I've seen too many couples forget what the day is supposed to be about." "Now,jenny diver oh,sukey tawdry look out,miss lotte lenya and old lucy brown oh,the line forms on the right,babe now that macky'S... back in town back in town back in town" "look out,ol' macky's back!" "Yeah!" "we need to celebrate!" "We did that already." " My career,my annulment." " It's all good." "Tequila,please." "Whoa,one foot" "You girls are stick in the muds." "Stick in muds." "Sticks in the muds." "Stick in the eye." "Tequila." "Where is the inappropriate man when you need him?" "00:46:38.90,00:46:40.50 You will be fired." " Do you know what he made me do?" " Ralph..." "I tic now." "I now have a head bob,wink,tic." "Look... and that hack johnny kad, what the hell is he?" "I say if people are gonna take god's name in vain, then why not mine?" "That's what I say." "Don't you seem to be whipping up a little spaghetti in your kitchen?" "Look,man,I realize that you like shtick, but I'm not shtick." "Ralph,I will listen to your concerns later, but today I need you in that chapel singing "you are so beautiful."" "Annie..." "I have been very loyal to you,ralph." "You edo be loyal to me." "It's a lovely song, by the by." "you guys never let me finish my toast." "They're always too long." "Boy,did I walk into the right room." "Okay,okay, candid backstage lingerie shots." "Okay,all right." "Well,try to look pretty, somebody." "Come on." "Oh,my goodness." "Right this way,there you go." "That's nice." "You,right this way." "Good." "I te my job." "David... that's nice." "I really wish i could do nature photography." "Good." "Okay,nice." "Perfect,girls." "And everybody lose their tops." "Worth a try." "Okay,who here's single?" "I'm kidding." "All right,you can tell me." "you should never have let me drink like that." "I'm not an experienced drinker." "Amanda,we really couldn't stop you." "You need to stop me, youngest wedding planner." "I need guidance in public settings." "I don't tell many people this, but I'm,well, socially off." "Some people think I'M... odd." "Really?" "Odd and tequila can be a not good combination." "Okay." "But I've never really thought of you as odd." "I don't pick up well on sarcastic humor." "Did you just employ sarcastic humor,youngest wedding planner?" "You have got to be kidding me." "It wouldn't be your typical day without some sort of crisis." "Did you call a doctor?" "We did." "What's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "Look at my face." "You look fantastic." "Yes,I'm sure I do." "I have angelina jolie's lips." "The problem is I don't have angelina jolie's lips,okay?" "I don't know what you mean." "Okay,what I mean is that your stupid chef must have put some kind of shellfish in the caviar dip and now my lips are swelling." "Okay,chrissie,you're right." "I see a little swelling, but they actually look great." "I want to get married with my own lips." "What's the problem?" "She wants to get married in her own lips." "Is the doctor coming or not?" "Pulling into the parking lot as we speak." " Great." " How we doing,russ?" "Ralph,could I get half a second?" "I realize I may have stepped on a few toes." "Last thing i want to do is squish one of your bunions." "All I'm asking, just give my way a try." "If it doesn't work,hell, I'll be the first to admit it." "I own my mistakes, that's what I do." "Hey,while I got you." "Ralph's a great name and all, though it does sound a bit like a supermarket or a factory outlet shoe store." "What do you think of "rafe"?" "You know,like, ralph fiennes?" "Whoo,that's a better name." "That's what that is." "This is doctor..." "I can't believe this." "I can't believe this." " It's hardly even noticeable." " Oh,shut up!" "I've got some benadryl." "Let's get an ice pack." "I look like mick jagger on my wedding day." "What do you expect me to do?" "I don't know, but somebody needs to convince her that it's not that bad." "So you'd like me to charm her?" "We can continue our fight later, but we need to get chrissie in the chapel." " I'm feeling used." " David... all right." "Good news is her throat isn't swelling." "There's nothing life - threatening going on." "What's the bad news?" "She could swell more." "Won't be gone by 2:00." " Great." "Thank you." " My pleasure." "You need to go in that room and tell her she looks amazing with bigger lips, that she has never looked better." "Got it." "and you,get in the chapel and entertain them." "We need to buy some time." " Entertain them now?" " Go." "Just had to fire ernesto,didn't we?" "Never mind." "Okay,chrissie,let's see." "Go ahead." "Tell me to enjoy this freaking day for what it is." "It's really not that bad." "Yeah,really,honey, if you hadn't brought it to my attention," "I'm not sure that i even would have noticed." "there she was just a-walking down the street singing doo-wah-diddy diddy-dum diddy-doo snapping her fingers and shuffling her feet singing doo-wah-diddy diddy-dum diddy-doo so you're not going to be at your absolute most beautiful." "That won't detract from the beauty of the day itself." "A meat hook." "Hang yourself on a meat hook." "Chrissie,we don't have that many options here." "The chapel is full, your fianc?" "s out there ready to take you for better... or worse." "Let's just go out there and... call his bluff." "Now we're so happy nearly every single day singing doo-wah-diddy diddy-dum diddy-doo we're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay singing doo-wah-diddy diddy-dum diddy-doo well,I'm hers I'm hers she's mine she's mine" "I'm hers,she's mine, wedding bells are gonna chime let's just walk down that aisle and declare it's not about aesthetics, it's not about what's on the surface." "It's not about actually being able to see your eyes, it's about you..." "loving your fianc?" "so much, you'll walk that wal no matter what." "Isn't that what a marriage is supposed to be all about?" "Come on,chrissie." "Let's get you married." "Every time I look into your eyes there's a time,there's a place,there's a dream little did I ever realize that I could be in love" "I wake up every morning with a smile on my face" "I look around the room and see your pretty face every time I look into your eyes..." "I never would've pegged chrissie for a trooper." "I'm sure she'll look back and laugh one day." "After she sues us." "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today..." "Could I say one thing?" "What is he doing?" "I'm sorry to interrupt." "I've been in the wedding business a long time." "Many of you may know,in fact, I set the record for most bookings in a single year." "My point is I've seen a lot of these things-- some moving, some hell." "You could time the marriages with a stopwatch." "I'm in this line of work because I believe in love." "And when I happen across a person who reminds us all of what this day is truly supposed to be about... well, it's why I do what I do." "Ve been lucky enough to come across a few such people in my 20-plus years, but never... never have I been as moved as I am today by this courageous and most beautiful bride, chrissie miller." "you're an inspiration, that's what you are." "Every time I look into your eyes there's a time,there's a place,there's a dream" "little did I ever realize that I could be in love" "I could be in love" "I wake up... if you ever interrupt another ceremony..." "I'd better be saving your ass in the process." "You've been fired from every job you've ever had,haven't you?" "In the long run." "But the short run's a hell of a ride." "Every time I look into your eyes" "I know I'm in love practicing your melancholy again?" "That was snide." "I thought that went against office policy." "Amanda..." "I think you're gonna make a great wedding planner." "And the groomsmen here are fantastic by the way." "Can we be,like,girlfriends, youngest wedding planner?" "That'd be great." "That I could be in love" "I could be in love" "I wake up every morning you're working." "Tonight,I deserve a drink." "How did you possibly get her down that aisle?" "I'm charming." "I'm sorry." "Sometimes this stuff just... gets in my way." "There's no way for you to make this stuff work for you?" " David,listen..." " no." "No more listening." "We're dancing." "one of these days, we're gonna have a nice,normal wedding." "No." "It would be anticlimactic, don't you think?" "Look over there." "You think they're just messing with us, getting our hopes up again?" "could be." "When I see a bell or two worth ringing," "I chime right in, that's what I do." "You know,johnny, I first thought there wasn't a whole lot inside you." "But now I'm beginning to see that you're full of it, that's what you are." "Little lady, if you want to undress me in front of your sister, I'm okay with it, but I'd much ratr we go someplace private and let you both undress me." "His cup runneth over." "And longs to hold you tight to you I'm just a friend did I tell you I went out for a drink with my sisters?" "Why?" "Just to have a good time." "Let my hair down a little, my guard down." "Well,that's progress." "You got a specific goal in mind?" "Nothing too specific." "Annie,we so want to get back." "Why are we not doing this?" "I'm not saying it could never happen, just not..." " now." " Now." "Yeah." "Okay,even if I was okay with that, which I'm not saying I was, we're both working... annie,shut up." " I'm so happy." " I know." "Okay,even if I was okay with that, which I definitely was, not here." "But you were okay with it?" "You have no idea." "Beside that lucky guy you'll never,never know the one who loves you so no,you don't know me no,no. ---Season 1 Episode 5 - "The Most Beautiful Girl"" "THE WEDDING BELLS S01 E05"