"¶ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶" "Woah-ah-ahhh- [screams]" "McGEE:" "DearMom," "After being a pirate fora day," "I'm gonna need some seriousarrrandarrrr!" "[laughter]" "Check it as I wreck it!" "Woo hooo!" "Yeah!" "[screams]" "Ughhh..." "Yep, you wrecked it all right." "Whoa." "A pirate ship?" "How long has this been here?" "About 500 years, give or take a month." "You've seriously never noticed it before?" "Hmm... [laughter]" "[¶]" "Nope, never seen it..." "You guys up for playing pirates?" "Arrrrr!" "Arrrr!" "[gurgled] Arrrr!" "ALL:" "Cool!" "First one to the wheel is Captain!" "[whistles]" "Ha ha, made ya look!" "Ahaha arr!" "Too slow, ya landlubbers!" "It's true - I lub land!" "Well, blow me down." "Now I get to take orders from Captain McBossy." "That's what being Captain is all about!" "Squirt, man the crow's nest!" "Aye, aye, Captain!" "Gretch, swab the poop deck!" "You want me to what the where?" "[giggles] Poop deck." "I heard it in a movie once." "Pretty hilarious." "Enemy ship off the starboard bow!" "[dance music]" "Hey, Lake losers!" "Guess who's not invited on my party boat?" "Uh, cool people?" "Keep your lame party tub, Buttnoise." "We've got a pirate ship!" "Huh?" "How long has that been here?" "About 500 years." "Maybe you should get your eyes checked, Buttnerd." "My eyes are fine;" "my thirst, on the other hand " "Aaaah my eye!" "[laughs]" "Whoaaa!" "[gasp]" "Oh!" "You okay, McGee?" "I'm fine." "And check out what I found." "A pirate flag!" "[ghostly moan]" "Uhh, tell me that was the wind." "Sure... a creepy, ghostlike, moaning wind." "[screaming]" "Get off me ship ye scurvy dogs!" "We're not dogs, we're campers." "Campers or dogs, you'll be walkin' the plank!" "Not on my watch!" "Hiii-yaaah!" "Gah!" "Gah!" "Don't hurt me!" "We're not gonna hurt you." "We're just playing pirates... [squawk]" "Uh, you can get out of the bucket now." "I'm McGee." "This is Gretchen and Squirt." "Sorry." "We haven't had guests for a long time." "I'm Swabby." "That's Pilby." "Can you guys play pirate somewhere else?" "And miss out on a real pirate ship?" "Aw, come on, Swabby." "It'll be fun." "Now let's raise the flag!" "Wait!" "Stop!" "What have you kids done..." "Oh, we're in trouble deep now." "ALL:" "Whoa!" "It's just a little fog." "What's the big deal?" "That's the big deal." "Dread Captain Spitbeard the pirate!" "Ahoy Swabby, ya worm-riddled slop bucket!" "You and yer spitrag friends better get off my ship or I'll peg yer legs!" "Arrrr!" "Uh... guessing Spitbeard isn't a nice guy." "I've escaped his wrath for 500 years... give or take a month... but once he steps foot on deck he will fly this ship and us into the afterlife for eternity!" "Don't shiver your timbers, Swabby." "We'll handle Spitbeard." "I love how you always volunteer me for these things." "Prepare to be boarded, ya yellow livered hammock monkeys!" "Hammock monkey?" "HA!" "Not sure what a hammock monkey is... but it's time to turn that dinky dinghy around and head back to fog town!" "[giggles]" "Arrrrrrrrgh!" "[laughter]" "Hey it worked!" "We don't need McGee to play pirates, do we Inflatable Pirate Number Three?" "Oof!" "Um, Helloooo." "This Pirate Party Boat is invite only." "How's this for an invite, ya cod-faced slop stain." "[hissing] [screams] Well, whaddaya know?" "You are on the guest list!" "You and yer bouncy crew are gonna help me get that spiky haired scallywag who's taken over me ship!" "McGee?" "Revenge?" "Aye aye, Captain!" "Ow!" "And that's the last we'll see of the dread pirate Spitbeard... [beeps]" "Sorry!" "These eye patches really mess up my depth perception!" "Surrender!" "Or we'll blow your timbers down!" "Call me when it's over." "I'll mop up yourguts." "Ready!" "Aim... [whistling quietly]" "Fire!" "[noisemakers] [laughter]" "BULLSEYE!" "Arrrgggg!" "Hellooo, Party Boat." "Party cannon." "[¶]" "Hey, those speakers cost me a fortu-- [screams]" "Lame music off the port bow!" "Hoist the sails!" "And plug your ears!" "Oof...oof...oof..." "Not good." "[cheering]" "I don't wanna brag..." "So I will!" "We make awesome pirates!" "[creaking] [screaming]" "I'll split ye from stem to stern!" "I'm pretty sure I need my stem." "And my stern!" "Let's dance!" "You heard 'em guys, hit it!" "[¶]" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Ah!" "Wah!" "Ah!" "[cheering]" "Aw man, pirate party's over." "That was fun!" "SPITBEARD!" "Arrr!" "Gotcha now!" "The Sea Hag is mine once more." "He means ours." "[laughs]" "And all ye worm-riddled eels will be my crew for eternity!" "[screams]" "Ohh, you Bottom Dwellers will rue the day ya messed with Spitbeard the pirate!" "Ew!" "We already do." "Swabby!" "Yes..." "Captain?" "Swabby, get back to work!" "You've got centuries of malingering' to make up for!" "Aye, aye Captain!" "We totally beat McDoofus, hey, buddy?" "High five!" "Tell me you're jokin'?" "Psst!" "Swabby." "The keys?" "Hey, what's with the snub?" "Yeah Spitbeard, are you jealous of Buttsquat's pirate skills?" "My ship's fer real pirates!" "Not for this land-lubbing dweeb!" "[hissing]" "He's got a point Buttsquat!" "Oh yeah?" "No one calls Buttsquat the Party Pirate, a dweeb!" "[laughter] Pilby!" "Get the keys." "Go on..." "There's a cracker in it for ya." "What'cha gonna do, fire your dainty little confetti cannon - [noisemakers]" "PRECISELY!" "[screams]" "And I'll pound you to porridge for that!" "And for that!" "And for, mmm..." "Is that butterscotch?" "It is!" "[giggles]" "Eat cannonball, ya festering' keel scrape!" "[both groaning]" "Looking for these?" "Why ya larcenous, mast huggin' limpet!" "Into the drink with ya!" "Oh no ya don't!" "You hoo!" "Roll out the barrel!" "[¶] [screaming]" "Oof!" "Hiii-yaaah!" "Waaaah!" "Oof!" "Aarrr!" "That'll hold yer shrieking' harpy." "Now for the green-gilled gibbet!" "Who ya callin' a gibbet, ya bilge rat?" "I gotcha now, you scallywag!" "Ahh, ha, uh wahh!" "Arr!" "Ah!" "[screams]" "Ha ha ha, not so brave now, are ye, funny boy?" "[whimpering]" "Uhh..." "I don't feel so good." "I hope you had fun playing pirate, but its game over!" "[gibberish noises] [screams] BOTH:" "McGee!" "[laughs]" "Off to Davy Jones' locker with the lot of ya, ye traitorous dogs!" "No one makes my friends walk the plank!" "Arrrr!" "Now, to toss over the dead weight!" "McGEE:" "Not gonna happen,Spitball!" "BOTH:" "McGee!" "Ughhh..my belly feels icky.." "Defend yourself, ya weed-choked, bilge-drinking haddock hugger..." "You forgot rotten rigged, harbour-hogging sea snake." "Yeah, that too." "This is mutiny!" "Mutiny I tell ya!" "Gah!" "Yup!" "Meet the new skipper of the Sea Hag..." "Captain Swabby!" "[cheers]" "That's right!" "And Captain Swabby orders ya off my ship!" "[screams]" "A black spot on ya, ya lice-ridden krakens!" "[groans]" "It's been a pleasure serving with you Captain Swabby." "You Bottom Dwellers were the best crew this pirate ever had!" "We're the only crew you've ever had." "[retches]" "Uh, I don't want to play pirates anymore... [retches] [screaming] [cracking]" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom," "My pal Squirt is having a growth spurt..." "Got any giant sized underwear lying around?" "[groans]" "It seems like we've been walking for days..." "Man up!" "We've been walking for 47 seconds!" "[stomach gurgles]" "I'm hungry." "Can we stop for some toe jam jerky?" "No time for schnacking!" "Ve're almost there!" "[gasp]" "Found it!" "Feast your eyes on der rarest plant in der world..." "Der Bolognese Cactus!" "It blooms vonce every von-hundred years und time's almost up!" "[¶] [fart]" "It's more beautiful than I ever imagined." "Okay... everyone gather round for a keepsake photo of the giant... [gasp] ...Meatball!" "Not bad...but it could use a little sprinkle of cinnamon." "NO!" "I know it's not your conventional meat product seasoning but" "That vasn't for eating!" "Now shpit it out!" "Shpit it out!" "URGH!" "URGH!" "[giggles] That tickles!" "Oh, de humanity!" "Not to mention de strange, terrible zide effects." "Wait - what kind of zide effects?" "Brain explosions." "Facial warts." "Extreme foot odor." "[gasp]" "Or maybe nothing happens." "No one really knows." "Now I haf to wait another hundred years." "[sigh]" "Okay, back to camp." "[belch]" "'Scuze me." "Mmm, meatbally!" "McGEE:" "No itchy bumps, brain swelling, smelly feet or mutant hunger for human flesh?" "Don't think so." "Then it looks like you're okay." "Ow!" "Not funny guys." "Who lowered the door frame?" "BOTH:" "Whoa!" "Now that's a zide effect!" "This is the kind of zide effect I can work with!" "Ah!" "Hello!" "Personal space!" "[screaming] [cracking]" "First you destroy der Bolognese Meatball, now der cabin?" "No chocolate covered maggots for you!" "Oooh, I feel a breeze." "We've got to cover that giant butt." "Nice shorts Squirt!" "They are a tad snug..." "And now for my triple backward swan-dinger with a twist!" "Yeah!" "[laughter]" "Weee!" "Weee!" "[laughter]" "(muffled) Somebody help me!" "[grunts]" "Eugh!" "Loving the new look!" "[stomach rumbles] [screams]" "Sorry!" "Still working on that cactus meatball." "Hey, we're just happy it wasn't from the back end." "Yeah, that could start an earthquake!" "[laughter]" "[¶]" "Check it out!" "Walkin' the dogs!" "Around the world!" "[cheering]" "Huh?" "I am the yo-yo man!" "I don't know how they got a giant Squirt but I know how I'm gonna get one!" "[both sighing] [sighs]" "Oops." "Sorry!" "(spits sand) No problem big buddy." "'Scuse me, guys." "I gotta tinkle!" "Looks like MegaSquirt's got to do a mega-squirt!" "I gotta admit it, more Squirt equals more fun." "Yeah." "Think it's gonna wear off?" "Maybe in a week, maybe a hundred years..." "A hundred years?" "Give or take a decade." "Who knows?" "Time for lunch!" "[beeping]" "I hope he doesn't vant seconds." "Occupied!" "Gotta go!" "Gotta go!" "[sighs]" "Hey, what's a 50 foot guy gotta do to get some privacy around here?" "[chuckles] Contact!" "[whirring]" "What's taking Squirt so long?" "Twenty times bigger." "Twenty times more pee." "[loud stomping]" "Oh!" "Hey, watch where you're stomping' buddy!" "What's up with the dorky hat?" "And why does it have a Buttsquat on it?" "Hey Bottom Squishers, your giant is mine now!" "Say goodbye to Megasquirt and hello to mighty MEGASQUAT!" "[whirring]" "Hey!" "Leave our giant buddy alone, Buttstink!" "C'mon Gretch, let's get rid of Squirt's headache!" "Squirt, it's Gretchen and McGee!" "Don't you recognize us?" "Squash those bugs MegaSquat!" "[screaming] [groans] What's a Zombie got to do to get a little privacy around here?" "Ha!" "Smack ya later, McGee!" "Well I enjoyed being average height while it lasted." "We've got to find a way to help Squirt without getting stomped!" "Well, there is a little project I've been working on." "We've got a giant robot?" "Ehh, I never got around to finishing it." "Finished!" "This is gonna be AWESOME!" "Let's fire this baby up!" "[¶]" "Hiii-yah!" "Hehh-yah!" "Ahh-yah!" "Hee-yah!" "Let's go Bottom Dwellers!" "[¶]" "Mechabottom Awesomize!" "SAWYER:" "There are obviously a few kinks that need to ironed out." "[screams] [screaming]" "[Buttsquat laughs]" "Behold, MegaSquat!" "This is so cool!" "What the...?" "[rumbling]" "McGEE:" "Okay Buttsneeze." "Release Squirt or feel the fury of Mechabottom!" "I thought we were calling it Kick ButtBorg." "Wasn't it Junkbottom?" "Robo McSock'Em Bottom!" "I just call it Wilbur." "BUTTSQUAT:" "Well, well, well..." "If it isn't McGee and his dweeby friends inside a robo hunk-a-junk!" "Whatever, Buttsneeze!" "Feel the fury of..." "We're gonna need a bigger robot." "Ha!" "Let the crushing commence!" "Squirt, no!" "We're your friends!" "Don't squash us!" "[loud clanging]" "Okay, Bottom Dwellers!" "Our pal needs us." "Activate Turbo-Jump!" "BOTH:" "Turbo-Jump Go!" "BUTTSQUAT:" "Hold still so I can MegaSquish you!" "ALL:" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Oof!" "He he, no problem..." "Activate MechaSword!" "Ve don't got a Mechasword." "What?" "Wait, I've got an idea..." "MechaSword Go!" "Wahahahaha!" "[screaming] [giggles]" "Stop wiggling, Mega-Twirp!" "Gaah!" "Gretch!" "Let go of the tree!" "I'm trying!" "Have a nice flight, Mechalosers!" "[cackles] [screaming]" "SAWYER:" "My cabin!" "[all groaning]" "Ooh, Squirt doesn't know his own strength." "Buttsquat does..." "Look!" "[stomach rumbles] [groans]" "Get moving, you giant dweeb!" "Nobody talks to my mega-buddy like that!" "Fire Mecha-Balls!" "Mecha-Balls GO!" "Gah!" "Ow!" "Quit it!" "No fair!" "Time for a little camp stampin'!" "[gasp] My cabin!" "You just squashed the wrong camp, Buttsquat!" "Mecha-Chaaaarge!" "[battle cries] [screams] My beloved mess hall!" "Uh, I thought we were trying to stop him from destroying our camp?" "[screaming] [battle cry]" "Too...strong!" "Feel the power of MegaSquat!" "[groans, stomach growls]" "Aw come on." "You shoulda gone before we left!" "HA!" "The meatball!" "We've got one shot." "Make it count!" "Activate, Mecha-Gassy Hand!" "Ha!" "You missed your ONE shot McGoof!" "Actually I meant to say two but one sounded cooler!" "[groans, stomach growls]" "Haha, It's working!" "[loud fart]" "Oof!" "Oof!" "Man, I'm hungry." "Any more meatballs?" "AH!" "Did I miss something?" "Ah, not much." "Just Buttsquat using you as a giant destructo machine!" "Me?" "Well, that's just..." "not nice at all!" "[whirring]" "Ahahaha!" "You may have defeated MegaSquat, McGee." "But now my giant RoboButt is ready to stomp!" "Leave our camp alone, you robo-jerk!" "Yii-ahh!" "[screams]" "I will have revenge!" "[cheering]" "MegaSquirt one." "Buttsquat zero." "Now that you're normal size, Squirt," "I suggest not eating any exotic meatballs." "Yah." "Now be a good Bottom dweller und grab a hammer." "This camp ain't gonna fix itself." "Activate Mecha-Hammer?" "No?" "Let's go Bottom Dwellers!"