"(Big Band style music plays)" "♪♪" "♪ Doop-dah!" "♪" "♪ Dooby-doo-wah!" "♪" "♪ Doop-Dah!" "Dooby-doo-wah!" "♪" "♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!" "♪" "♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪" "♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪" "♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh!" "♪" "♪ Oh yeah!" "Yeah!" "♪" "♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah ♪ dah-bah-dah-bah doh!" "♪" "(Thunder of stampeding feet)" "If you're watching this show from a bicycle," "I hope you're wearing a helmet." "♪♪" "SCAREDY:" "HMM." "A SUPER DISPLAY" "FOR BUTTER THAN" "MARGARINE BUTTER." "AN AVERAGE STACKER" "WOULD MAKE A COW DISPLAY." "BUT I CAN DO BUTTER" "THAN THAT. (LAUGHS)" "BUTTER?" "(CHUCKLES)" "GET IT?" "(LAUGHS)" "NO." "SCAREDY:" "HUH." "UH-HUH." "UH-HUH." "YES!" "THIS IS FANTASTIC!" "A HAPPY CUSTOMER" "IS THE GREATEST REWARD" "A STACKER CAN EVER RECEIVE." "OLD TURTLE:" "IT'S THE BEST THING" "I'VE EVER SEEN!" "YOUR WORDS OF KINDNESS" "LEAVE ME OVERWHELMED" "AND I VOW TO ALWAYS" "I'M NOT TALKING" "ABOUT THIS!" "I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DISPLAYS" "AT THE SORTA FRESH." "CROWD:" "(CHEERING)" "THEY'RE AMAZING!" "WHA?" "RABBIT DAD:" "COME ON, SON." "LET'S GO SEE SOME" "AMAZING DISPLAYS." "RABBIT KID:" "YAY!" "ALL:" "HOORAY!" "B-B-B-BUT WAIT!" "STOP!" "THEIR DISPLAYS CAN'T BE" "BETTER THAN MINE, CAN THEY?" "NO WAY!" "IT'S TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE!" "UNLESS THEY ARE." "THEN YES." "SCAREDY:" "I HAVE TO KNOW!" "OLD TURTLE:" "LOOK AT ME GO!" "I'M LIKE A GAZELLE TRAPPED" "IN A TURTLE'S BODY." "WHOOO!" "THIS PLACE GIVES ME" "THE BEEJEES!" "JUST COME ON!" "(GASPS)" "PERFECT FOUNDATION?" "PERFECT ANGLES?" "PERFECT SPACING?" "PFFT, YEAH, THESE ARE OKAY," "I GUESS." "DAVE:" "ARE YOU KIDDING?" "LOOK AT THEM!" "THEY'RE" " OKAY." "(WHIRRING)" "EXTRA CHUNKY ALMOND BUTTER!" "(WHIRRING)" "THAT'S OUR NEW STACKINATOR." "I JUST SWITCHED HIM ON" "AN HOUR AGO" "AND HE'S ALREADY" "DONE ALL THIS." "THAT'S AMAZ" "UH, MEH." "IT WAS PROBABLY" "SUPER EXPENSIVE." "NOT REALLY." "COSTS A LOT TO RUN?" "NOPE." "SCAREDY:" "MAINTENANCE MUST BE" "GOATEE NESTOR:" "NONE." "BUT IT" "NOT AT ALL!" "(WHIRRING)" "(GASPS)" "SCAREDY:" "DID YOU SEE THAT?" "THAT WAS SPOOKY." "ANYBODY ELSE CATCH THAT?" "ANYONE?" "I HOPE YOU'RE NOT WORRYING" "ABOUT WHAT NESTOR WOULD DO" "IF HE FOUND OUT" "ABOUT THE STACKINATOR!" "WHAT?" "YOU THINK" "HE'D DO SOMETHING?" "NO, WHY WOULD" "HE REPLACE YOU?" "REPLACE ME?" "!" "WHAT?" "BECAUSE THE MACHINE" "STACKS FASTER AND BETTER," "AND WILL WORK 24 HOURS A DAY," "WITH NO LUNCH BREAK," "NO SLEEP BREAK," "NO PEE BREAK" "AND IS A COOL ROBOT?" "(CRYING)" "WHAT?" "SOMETHING I SAID?" "NESTOR:" "I AM ZOLTAR," "RULER OF ALL THINGS!" "(SNICKERING)" "HEY, NESTOR." "AGH!" "WHERE DID YOU" "LEARN TO KNOCK?" "NOT KNOCKING SCHOOL?" "WHERE THEY TEACH YOU" "NOT TO KNOCK?" "YOU'D AGREE THAT I WORK HARD," "I'M VERY DEPENDABLE," "AND I'M SUPER LOYAL," "RIGHT?" "WELL..." "IF, IF THERE" "WAS ANOTHER STACKER" "WHO WASN'T ANY" "OF THOSE THINGS," "AND WAS ACTUALLY KIND" "OF HEARTLESS," "BUT STACKED JUST AS WELL," "MAYBE A SMIDGE BETTER" "I'D HIRE HIM." "OH, SORRY." "YOU WEREN'T" "FINISHED." "GO AHEAD." "WOULD YOU HIRE" "HIM?" "YES!" "SORRY, I DID IT AGAIN." "SCAREDY:" "H" "NESTOR:" "YEP.." "SCAREDY:" "H" "NESTOR:" "UH-HUH." "SCAREDY:" "HIM?" "NESTOR:" "IN A HEARTBEAT." "(GULPS)" "ALL RIGHT, DAVE." "I'M GONNA STACK THESE" "INTO THE BEST DISPLAY EVER." "BUT YOU'VE BEEN STARING" "AT IT FOR SEVEN HOURS." "DON'T RUSH ME!" "NESTOR:" "SCAREDY!" "HAVE YOU DONE" "NOTHING ALL DAY?" "WHERE ARE THE DISPLAYS?" "NESTOR," "I WAS JUST ABOUT TO" "JUST WHAT?" "DOING NOTHING?" "YOU STACK THINGS." "HOW HARD CAN IT BE?" "HUH?" "YOU PICK A SHAPE" "AND YOU STACK THE STUFF" "INTO THE SHAPE THAT YOU PICKED." "(CROWD CHEERS," "MECHANICAL WHIRRING)" "NOT HARD!" "ANYONE CAN DO IT!" "WHERE ARE THE DISPLAYS?" "HOW HARD CAN IT BE, HUH?" "THERE!" "A STANDING SNAKE." "SLEEPING." "IT'S A SLEEPING SNAKE." "IN PIECES." "PIECES OF A SLEEPING SNAKE." "IT'S EASY!" "SO WHY CAN'T YOU" "(CROWD CHEERING)" "PAY NO ATTENTION" "TO THE ADORING CROWD." "OKAY." "HANG ON" "JUST" " WAIT" "IT'S A WALL." "THE GREAT WALL" "OF THE STASH N' HOARD!" "(NERVOUS LAUGH)" "CAN'T STACK LIKE THIS" "WITHOUT HEART!" "(RUMBLING)" "NESTOR:" "(SQUAWKS)" "(PANICKED SCREAMING)" "NESTOR:" "NOW SCAREDY," "THAT IS STACKING!" "WELL, IT WAS JUST A WALL" "BUT I GUESS" " AGH!" "CROWD:" "(EXCITED MURMURS)" "(WHIRRING)" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "(GULP)" "STORE CLOSES" "IN FIVE MINUTES." "PUT EVERYTHING BACK" "WHERE IT BELONGS." "SCAREDY:" "YES SIR, NESTOR." "YOU GOT IT!" "CONSIDER IT DONE!" "AYE AYE!" "DAVE:" "AMAZING DISPLAY OF STACK" "TALENTABILITY STACKING THAT..." "SCAREDY:" "SO YESTERDAY WAS A BAD DAY." "NO BIG DEAL!" "NESTOR WOULDN'T REALLY" "REPLACE ME WITH A MACHINE." "I JUST HAVE TO GO IN THERE" "AND SHOW HIM THAT" "A STACKER WITH HEART" "IS ALWAYS BETTER" "THAN AN EFFICIENT," "PERFECT TIME SAVING" " UGH..." "I BOUGHT A STACKINATOR." "YOU CAN GO HOME," "SCAREDY." "BUT BUT BUT I-I-I" "HOME, SACREDY." "GO ON." "I'LL CALL YOU" "IF I NEED YOU." "BUT NESTOR," "A MACHINE CAN'T REPLACE" "(SIGHS)" "(ROBOTIC VOICE)" "TALK TO THE HAND," "FACE DON'T CARE." "(GIGGLES)" "YOU CAN MAKE IT" "SAY ANYTHING!" "GOODBYE, SCAREDY." "CALL YA IF I NEED YA!" "(SIGHS)" "STACKINATOR:" "NESTOR, YOUR MOTHER" "SAID SHE LOVES YOU." "NESTOR, YOUR MOTHER" "SAID SHE LOVES YOU." "NESTOR, YOUR MOTHER" "SAID SHE LOVES YOU." "SCAREDY!" "OH, SCAREDY!" "IT'S AWFUL!" "THE AMAZING MACHINE" "TOOK YOUR JOB!" "IT'S INSIDE RIGHT NOW" "MAKING ONE FANTASTIC" "DISPLAY AFTER ANOTHER." "THE LAST ONE?" "WOW." "IT WAS BEAUTIF" "HOW ARE YOU DOING?" "NESTOR SAID HE'D CALL ME" "IF HE NEEDS ME." "THAT'S GOOD, HUH?" "THAT'S A GOOD THING!" "YES, IT IS." "YES, IT IS." "WHO KNOWS, HE MIGHT BE CALLING" "YOU AT HOME RIGHT NOW!" "I SHOULD GET HOME!" "HURRY!" "I HEAR RINGING!" "NEVER MIND!" "(BALL TAPS)" "RING." "RING?" "RING!" "OOH, I HOPE IT DIDN'T RING" "WHILE I WAS SAYING RING." "HOW WOULD I KNOW?" "HELLO!" "(DIAL TONE)" "DIAL TONE." "OKAY." "IT'S OKAY." "(GASP)" "WHAT IF NESTOR CALLED" "WHILE I WAS CHECKING TO SEE" "IF NESTOR WAS CALLING." "HIS CALL WOULDN'T" "HAVE CALLED!" "(DIALS)" "NESTOR:" "STASH N' HOARD." "WHAT?" "NESTOR." "SCAREDY." "DID YOU JUST CALL?" "NESTOR:" "NO!" "OKAY." "CALL ME IF YOU" "(DIAL TONE)" "HEY, SCAREDY." "YOU OKAY?" "SCAREDY?" "HELLO?" "I'VE BEEN REPLACED," "DAVID." "I NO LONGER EXIST." "YOU'RE NOT GOING" "TO CLEAN THAT UP?" "WHY WOULD I?" "DOES IT MATTER?" "(GASP)" "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" "WITH MY FRIEND?" "SCAREDY!" "STOP ACTING LIKE A ROBOT!" "NO, DAVE." "WRONG!" "IF I WERE A ROBOT," "NESTOR WOULDN'T" "HAVE REPLACED ME," "HE WOULD'VE" "THAT'S IT!" "OKAY." "THAT'S A LITTLE" "MORE LIKE IT." "(WHIRRING)" "SCAREDY:" "(ROBOT SOUND)" "SCAREDY," "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "(ROBOT SOUND)" "AND WHAT IN THE NAME OF TORN" "FLOUR BAGS ARE YOU WEARING?" "BEEP." "BOOP." "BEEP." "BOOP." "RRR." "STACK MACHINE." "HERE TO STACK." "FASTER SCAREDY." "BEEP." "BOOP." "BOOP." "BOOP." "MORE ROBOTIC." "JUST STOP IT AND GO HOME!" "YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS" "SUPERSPLODING SODA" "SPLASHERS ARE!" "(BEEPING AND BOOPING SOUNDS)" "NESTOR:" "TAKE COVER!" "(EXPLOSION)" "(SCREAMING)" "NESTOR:" "YOU ARE BANNED" "FROM THIS STORE!" "BUT!" "BUT!" "NOOOOO!" "BUT I NEED MILK." "JUST BUY SOME MILK," "GO HOME," "STAY THERE FOREVER." "(CRYING)" "HUH?" "HELLO?" "(GASPS)" "(WHIRRING)" "GOATEE NESTOR:" "HELP!" "OUR STACKINATOR" "HAS GONE MAD!" "THE STACKINATOR" "IS STACKING PEOPLE!" "THE STACKINATOR'S ONLY" "PROGRAMMED TO DO ONE THING." "STACK!" "YES!" "I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!" "A STACKER WITH HEART" "WOULD NEVER DO THAT!" "DO SOMETHING!" "DON'T WORRY, I WILL!" "I'M GONNA GO TELL NESTOR" "I WAS RIGHT!" "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" "NESTOR!" "NESTOR!" "I AM A BETTER STACKER" "THAN THE MACHINE!" "HUH." "NESTOR, I WAS RIGHT!" "GREAT STACKING COMES FROM" "THE HEART, AND REQUIRES... (TEETH CHATTER)" "(SLURPS)" "(MECHANICAL WHIR) ...LOVE." "STACKING DOESN'T REQUIRE" "ANY OF THAT." "DIDN'T I BAN YOU" "FROM THIS STORE?" "MOMMA:" "PIPE DOWN NESTOR!" "THE SQUIRREL MIGHT BE" "ABLE TO SAVE US!" "HELP ME FIRST," "SCAREDY!" "YOW!" "OR HELP THE MEAN LADY," "THEN ME." "OH, HOW IS HE GOING" "TO FREE US?" "WITH HEART AND LOVE?" "YES NESTOR, THAT'S EXACTLY" "HOW I'LL SAVE YOU!" "MRS. NESTOR'S MOTHER," "THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE." "(HUGGING EFFORTS)" "I'M NOT ENJOYING THIS," "SQUIRREL." "MY HUG WILL SET YOU FREE!" "NOW I KNOW" "HOW TREES FEEL!" "(WHIRRING)" "AHHHHH!" "HE'S COMING BACK!" "DON'T WORRY NESTOR," "I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS!" "(GROANING)" "TOO TIGHT." "TOO TIGHT." "SHHH!" "IT'S OKAY." "IT'S OKAY." "ONLY PROGRAMMED" "TO DO ONE THING, HUH?" "HOW ABOUT UNSTACKING?" "(ROBOT FIZZLES)" "(SCAREDY CHUCKLES)" "NO!" "NOT YOU!" "MOMMA, PLEASE." "(GROANS)" "(QUIETLY CRYING)" "ARE YOU CRYING?" "I GOT SOMETHING" "IN MY EYE?" "(FIZZLES)" "WHAT'S THE MATTER," "MACHINE?" "IS THIS AGAINST" "YOUR PROGRAMING?" "(FIZZLES)" "(FIZZLES, WHIRRING)" "(FIZZLES)" "THERE SHE BLOWS!" "(EXPLOSION)" "STACKINATOR:" "ESTOR, MOTHER SAY" "SHE LOAVES YOU SOO" "I ALWAYS KNEW" "YOU'D WIN!" "NOT THE WHOLE TIME," "BUT, WHATEVER, YOU DID!" "I'M STILL COLD." "GET A BLANKET!" "YOU DID GOOD, SQUIRREL." "HOW DID YOU" "KNOW WE WERE IN TROUBLE?" "THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO THE" "STAFF OVER AT THE SORTA FRESH." "WOW!" "YOU SAVED THEM TOO?" "UH, YES." "YES I DID." "I DID DO THAT." "BE RIGHT BACK!" "♪♪" "(HUMMING)" "THERE." "NICE AND CLEAN" "AND READY TO BE CLEANED." "(SIGHS)" "DAVE:" "BOO!" "SCAREDY: (SCREAMS)" "HAPPY HALLOWEEKEND SCAREDY!" "DAVE!" "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?" "TO ME?" "DAVE:" "AW, COME ON." "NO ONE GOT HURT." "(LOUD CRASH)" "DAVE:" "OW." "I AM SO EXCITED" "FOR HALLOWEEKEND!" "GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA" "DRESS UP AS!" "GUESS!" "JUST GUESS!" "FRANKENSKUNK?" "HOW DID YOU KNOW?" "'CAUSE YOU'VE TOLD ME 16 TIMES" "SINCE WE GOT ON THE BUS." "RIGHT." "WELL, MY OFFER STILL STANDS" "FOR YOU" "TO BE BRIDE OF FRANKENSKUNK." "UH, NO THANKS, DAVE." "AW, YOU'RE ALWAYS TOO SCARED" "FOR HALLOWEEKEND." "WHO, ME?" "SCAREDY?" "NO!" "NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF." "NOTHING SCARY HERE." "ON THE OLD LOG BUS." "(NERVOUS LAUGH)" "DRIVER:" "THIS STOP." "STASH 'N HOARD." "(WHIMPERING)" "(SCREAMS)" "DRIVER:" "HAPPY HALLOWEEKEND," "EVERYBODY." "WATCH YOUR STEP." "DRIVING A LOG BUS" "WHILE WEARING A MASK?" "THAT IS SCARY DANGEROUS." "(MUMBLING WITH MOUTH FULL)" "BUT THIS YEAR" "IS DIFFERENT, DAVE," "THIS YEAR I'M GONNA SCARE" "SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE." "I VOW THAT" "FOR THIS HALLOWEEKEND" "I WILL STOP BEING THE SCARE-DEE" "AND BECOME THE SCARE-DER!" "DAVE:" "UH, SCAREDY?" "BOO." "AHHHH!" "DAVE:" "OW." "(LAUGHS)" "STUCK TO THE CEILING" "AT 9 A.M." "A NEW RECORD." "HAPPY HALLOWEEKEND." "TWO GLORIOUS DAYS" "OF TERRIFIED SCAREDY!" "DAVE:" "OW." "NESTOR, THIS YEAR" "I WANT TO BE IN CHARGE" "OF THE STASH N' HOARD'S" "HAUNTED HOUSE." "(LAUGHING) YOU?" "THE GUY WHO RUNS OUT" "SCREAMING EVERY SINGLE YEAR?" "NOT EVERY YEAR." "(GASPS)" "BOO. (GIGGLES)" "(SCREAMS)" "(SPRAY HISSES)" "(SQUAWKS)" "(SCREAMS)" "(SCREAMS)" "(SCREAMS)" "(SCREAMS)" "(GROWLS)" "(SCREAMS)" "WELL, THIS YEAR," "I'M GOING TO BE THE SCARED-ER!" "OOH, SNAP!" "PEOPLE WILL LOCK THEMSELVES" "IN THEIR HOMES OUT OF FEAR!" "OH NO, HE DIDN'T!" "THERE'LL BE SO MUCH" "SHAKING GOING ON" "THAT NO ONE WILL BE ABLE" "TO DRINK A BEVERAGE" "WITHOUT SPILLING IT" "SLIGHTLY!" "HOLLA!" "PEOPLE WILL FEAR" "THEIR OWN SHADOWS!" "BEST LEAVE YOUR" "SHADOW AT HOME, YO!" "(KNEES QUIVER)" "(PAINED GROAN)" "SO, DO YOU DARE LET ME MAKE" "THIS YEAR'S HAUNTED HOUSE?" "NO." "I DECIDE" "WHO'S DECORATING THE STORE," "NOT YOU." "NUH-UH." "MOMMA:" "NESTOR!" "MOMMA!" "YOU'RE SCARY!" "(TREMBLES)" "I MEAN, YOU SCARED ME!" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHY IS THERE A PILE OF DONKEY" "SKUNK ON THE FLOOR?" "SCAREDY WANTS TO MAKE THE" "HAUNTED HOUSE THIS YEAR." "ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS?" "NO." "WATCHING SOMEONE FALL DOWN" "AN ESCALATOR IS HILARIOUS." "IF THE SQUIRREL WANTS TO DO IT," "LET HIM TRY." "BUT IT'S MY JOB TO" "MOMMA:" "YOU WANT A JOB?" "FINE!" "BRING HOME SOME MILK" "TO GO WITH MY CHEWY TREE SAP" "COOKIES!" "THERE!" "BUT HE'LL RUIN" "HALLOWEEKEND!" "YOU, MILK." "YOU," "MAKE A HAUNTED THINGY-THING." "I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHEN," "OR HOW," "BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE" "THAT YOU GET THE PANTS SCARED" "OFF OF YOU THIS HALLOWEEKEND." "(GULPS)" "YOU MIGHT WANT TO WEAR PANTS" "UNDER YOUR PANTS." "(EXCITED CHATTER)" "OH BOY!" "SCAREDY:" "WELCOME, BRAVE SOULS" "TO DUN DUN DUN," "THE MOST TERRIFYING STORE" "IN BALSA CITY." "BEFORE WE BEGIN," "THE EMERGENCY EXIT IS" "AT THE BACK AND TO THE LEFT." "FIRE EXTINGUISHERS" "ARE AT THE END OF EVERY AISLE" "AND WE HAVE A SPECIAL" "ON FRESH BEETS, 99 CENTS A" "NESTOR:" "GET ON WITH IT SQUIRREL!" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN" "ENTER IF YOU DARE," "SCAREDY SQUIRREL'S" "STASH N' HORROR!" "SEE WHAT I DID THERE?" "STASH N' HOARD," "BUT I MADE I HORROR?" "(CLEARS THROAT)" "I GIVE YOU..." "THE DOORKNOB OF DOOM!" "DOES IT GO" "TO THE UNDERWORLD?" "IS IT A HAUNTED DOOR?" "IS IT GONNA CREAK" "REALLY LOUD?" "NO." "THE DOORKNOB" "HAS NEVER BEEN WASHED!" "WHO KNOWS WHAT GERMS WAIT" "TO SEEP INTO YOUR SKIN," "AND POSSIBLY LEAD" "TO FURTHER COMPLICATIONS" "IF NOT TREATED" "WITH BASIC VITAMINS." "(SNEEZES)" "EW." "FOLLOW ME ON THE TOUR" "OF TERROR, IF YOU DARE!" "(EXCITED CHATTER)" "BEHOLD!" "LABORATORY" "TESTING CONFIRMS" "SOMEONE DIDN'T WASH" "THIS ICE CUBE TRAY" "BEFORE REFILLING IT." "(EVIL LAUGH)" "WHO WOULD DARE" "DRINK FROM" "EWW." "OKAY." "UH, YEAH." "OKAY." "FOLLOW ME." "DON'T SEE ANYTHING." "LOOK CLOSER!" "THIS WASHROOM HAS GONE" "WITHOUT A SANITATION CHECK" "FOR 45 MINUTES!" "(EVIL LAUGH)" "I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT." "THAT'S HOW I CLEAN" "THE BATHROOM. (BELCH)" "EW!" "I DID NOT WANT" "TO KNOW THAT." "PREPARE YOURSELVES" "FOR THE MOST TERRIFYING" "STASH N' HORROR DISPLAY YET!" "MILDRED:" "IT BETTER BE GOOD." "OH, IT'S GOOD." "A-CONTAINER-OF-YOGURT" "TWO-WEEKS-PAST" "ITS-BEST-BEFORE-DATE" "IN-A-DIRTY-BATHTUB-GOOD!" "I LIKE YOGURT." "(SCREAMS)" "NESTOR:" "YOU'VE OUTLAMED YOURSELF," "LAME-O." "CROWD:" "(YAWNING AND SNORING)" "(SIGHS)" "SCAREDY:" "I DON'T GET IT." "IT WAS MY CHANCE" "TO BE THE SCARED-ER" "AND I BLEW IT." "DAVE:" "CHEER UP, BUDDY." "IT'S CALLED HALLOWEEKEND" "FOR A REASON." "YEAH," "TWO DAYS OF HUMILIATION." "DAVE:" "OH, IS THAT WHY?" "(SCREAMS)" "WOULD YOU TAKE OFF" "THAT GHOST MASK" "AND STOP SCARING ME!" "BUT GHOSTS ARE HALLOWEEKEND" "CLASSICS!" "I BET YOU COULD HAVE USED ME" "AT THE STORE TODAY." "DAVE, YOU'RE RIGHT." "I DOUBT IT." "I WAS FOCUSED" "ON WHAT SCARES ME," "NOT WHAT SCARES EVERYONE ELSE." "I'LL GO BACK THERE TOMORROW" "WITH A CLASSIC GHOST STORY." "TO REALLY SCARE THEM," "YOU'LL JUMP OUT" "DRESSED AS A GHOST" "AND CHASE EVERYONE AWAY!" "(MOANING)" "YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT!" "I WASN'T GETTING" "INTO CHARACTER," "THAT WAS THE YOGURT." "ECH." "CAN YOU ANNOUNCE THAT MY GHOST" "STORY IS ABOUT TO START?" "OH, SURE THING!" "(OVER SPEAKERS)" "ATTENTION HALLOWEEKEND" "SHOPPERS," "SCAREDY SQUIRREL WILL" "BE TELLING A GHOST STORY" "IN THE PRODUCE AISLE" "IN TWO MINUTES." "COME WATCH HIM FAIL." "YAY!" "YAHOO!" "OH, WAIT." "ATTENTION EVERYONE," "ATTENTION!" "(SNORING)" "I SEE YOU BROUGHT PILLOWS TO" "MUFFLE YOUR SCREAMS OF TERROR." "NESTOR:" "YEAH." "OR OUR SNORES" "OF SLEEPING." "I'LL JUST GET STARTED." "(SIGHS)" "ONCE UPON A TIME," "IN AN OLD CREAKY HOUSE," "LIVED AN OLD CREAKY GHOST." "I CAN STOP RIGHT NOW" "IF YOU'RE TOO SCARED." "HEH." "MAYBE YOU'RE TOO SCARED!" "THE GHOST WAS A MEAN," "UGLY THING." "UGLY LIKE BELLY" "BUTTON LINT?" "OR UGLY LIKE THE BOTTOM" "OF MY FOOT?" "EEE. (CLEARS THROAT)" "THE GHOST WOULD RATTLE CHAINS," "BLOW OUT CANDLES," "AND DURING THE NIGHT" "DOORS WOULD JUST SLAM!" "THAT WAS KINDA SPOOKY, HUH?" "I SAID SLAM AND THEN I" "WITH THE BOOK?" "THE GHOST WOULD ONLY APPEAR ON" "THE LAST NIGHT OF HALLOWEEKEND," "WHICH WOULD BE TONIGHT." "SO THAT'S KINDA OMINOUS." "TENSION BUILDING." "I SHOULD THINK SO!" "OOH!" "(YAWNING)" "WHO KNOWS, THE GHOST MIGHT" "EVEN SHOW UP HERE!" "I SAID, HE MIGHT SHOW UP HERE!" "GHOST!" "HERE!" "HERE!" "HERE!" "HERE!" "HERE!" "THAT'S IT." "I'M DONE." "GOING HOME." "WAIT!" "LOCK UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE" "BORING YOURSELF, SCAREDY." "SCAREDY:" "GUYS DON'T GO." "I" " AW." "YOU'RE LATE!" "A PUNCTUAL GHOST" "IS A SUCCESSFUL GHOST, DAVE." "(CONFUSED MOAN)" "YEAH, GREAT, BRAVO," "YOU CAN STOP NOW." "EVERYONE'S GONE." "WHERE WERE YOU?" "I WAS FINISHING THE YOGURT" "BUT I'M HERE NOW" "AND READY TO" "IF THIS ISN'T YOU," "THEN" " RUN!" "(SCREAMING)" "SCAREDY, THAT GHOST SCARED" "THE PANTS OFF YOU." "FOR REAL!" "WAIT." "NESTOR!" "HE SAID HE'D SCARE" "THE PANTS OFF ME." "THAT'S NO GHOST." "THAT'S SOMEONE NESTOR HIRED!" "YES!" "I HAVE NO IDEA" "WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "I SAID I WAS GONNA BE" "THE SCARED-ER AND I WILL!" "I'M GOING BACK" "TO SCARE THAT GHOST!" "YOU'RE GONNA SCARE ME?" "SCAREDY:" "NO, NOT YOU DAVE." "OH." "I STILL DON'T KNOW" "WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "(MOANING)" "SCAREDY:" "BOO!" "I SAID, BOO!" "GAH!" "IT IS HOT IN THERE!" "RELEASE THE ROPE." "BOO!" "(BOTH SCREAMING)" "WHOO-HOO!" "SCAREDY:" "I CAN'T STOP!" "GET OUT OF THE WAY!" "(GROANS)" "A DAIRY THIEF" "DISGUISED AS A GHOST!" "THIEF?" "HOW DARE YOU?" "HUH?" "MRS. NESTOR'S MOTHER?" "SQUIRREL?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I THOUGHT I DID." "BUT I REALLY DON'T!" "I COME IN HERE" "TO GET MILK" "BECAUSE I HAVE TREE SAP" "COOKIE MOUTH..." "AND I GET ATTACKED BY AN" "EMPLOYEE IN A SHOWER CURTAIN?" "AH," "TREE SAP COOKIE MOUTH!" "OF COURSE." "YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT." "(GHOST-LIKE MOANS)" "NO!" "BUT WHY WERE YOU DRESSED" "LIKE A GHOST?" "GHOST?" "THIS IS MY NIGHTGOWN." "OH." "CREEPY." "BUT WHY WERE YOU WANDERING" "THE AISLES?" "IT'S NOT MY JOB TO KNOW" "WHERE WE KEEP THE MILK." "MY JOB IS TO FIRE PEOPLE!" "PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME" "MRS. NESTOR'S MOM." "PLEASE." "NESTOR:" "SCAREDY SQUIRREL," "I AM MOMMA" "AND YOU ARE FIRED" "BECAUSE I'M SO MEAN" "AND SMALL AND UGLY" "AND MEAN AND NYEAH." "UH, NESTOR?" "WHAT'S THE MATTER, DID I SCARE" "THE PANTS OFF OF YOU?" "(GROWLING)" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FIRE" "THE SQUIRREL FOR SCARING ME," "BUT NOW I HAVE BIGGER" "BIRDS TO FRY." "I SCARED YOU?" "I DID?" "THAT'S THE BEST NEWS EVER!" "I SCARED YOU!" "WOOHOOHOO!" "YOU WERE SCA" "I'M VERY SORRY" "THAT I SCARED YOU." "WHATEVER." "NESTOR!" "NESTOR:" "MOTHER, PLEASE!" "MOMMA:" "FIRED!" "FIRED!" "FIRED!" "WELL DAVE, THIS WAS THE BEST" "HALLOWEEKEND EVER." "BUT WHAT ABOUT" "BEST HALLOWEEKEND EVER!"