"Play ball" "Although the game seems uphill we won't let up till it's through" "Play ball" "And keep those colors flying" "We're all relying on you" "And you play ball" "And make the crowd applaud you" "And when they laud you remember all through life there's more strife but if you rise or if you fall" "Play ball" "My alma mater" "When these glorious days are gone" "My alma mater you will still live on" "Say, Danvers, where the devil is your ice pick?" "Well, what did you birds do with it?" "What did we do with it?" "It's a funny thing." "I had it yesterday." "Five years we've been meeting here." "Five years without an ice pick." "Five years with nothing but a potato masher." "And now that's gone." "All I ask is justice." "Oh, shut up and sit down." "Well, start of another term." "Yeah, tomorrow I'll be in class, teaching the fundamentals of the good old drama." "Yeah, with the flap-eared mutts yawning in your face." "I wish we'd a pulled outta this burg after we graduated." "Oh, so you're still squawking?" "We're in business, nice offices, uh, starving comfortably." "And here we are like a lot of buzzards, flapping over the corpse of our dead youth..." "Quiet." "Gentlemen, libations." "Better drink it up while it's hot." "Stand up, you walrus." "I thank you." "Here's to the new term and to the four social and intellectual outcasts, alumni of that grand and glorious institution, Mid-West University." "Your name Shirrel?" "That's me." "Barney Shirrel of Shirrel's Sunshine, the butter with the heart of gold." "Say, listen, my old man's got the biggest creamery..." "Pipe down!" "Play football?" "Say, play football." "I was the best halfback Moberly ever had." "Well, say, listen, don't you ever read the newspapers?" "Don't mean a thing, piddling around with a lot of high school pups." "You're in college now, lame brain." "Yeah." "Well, that's a break for Mid-West." "Or do I bark too loud?" "Hey, listen, that..." "Cigarette." "Match." "Say, why don't you just sit there with your mouth open and let me blow the smoke in your face?" "What made you think this was your bed?" "Well, it's bouncier." "And what made you think that was your dresser?" "Oh, well, you know how it is." "I kind of thought I'd like to have all my things together, like a good view, lots of fresh air." "You know how it is." "Listen to me, small-time." "You're living here because I'm letting you, see?" "Now, take your junk and get over there." "Who's the gang?" "Oh?" "That's the family." "This fellow on the left here with the spinach, that's my old man." "He's the head of the creamery company back home." "And next to him is..." "Who's the girl?" "Oh, that." "That's my sister, Barbara." "She's going to finishing school." "She's learning how to eat with tools." "Finishing school?" "What's she doing smearing around a joint like that?" "Oh, I don't know, just another one of the old man's screwy ideas." "But she says she's gonna quit, though." "Says she's coming up here to learn how to get wised up in a big way." "Neat." "Yeah." "Go on, get over there." "Hi, Mondrake." "Hi, Roust." "Come here, Shirrel." "Who, me?" "Oh, sure." "How are you?" "Glad to see you." "Take off that hat." "Sit down here." "Give me a cigarette." "A match." "Say, Mon, remind me to cut out smoking, will you?" "Shut up." "Listen, you've met all the men, looked over the layout." "I think the walls of the living room could be done over." "Shut up!" "I suppose you do want to come into the fraternity?" "Nobody's pressing you, you know." "Say, I do want to come in." "Sit down." "You want to take the pledge or don't you?" "Stand up." "Well, certainly, I want to..." "Don't interrupt." "You're going out for football." "See the frosh coach tomorrow." "Gee, that's swell, and..." "Listen, will you quit horning in every two seconds?" "That's all." "Sit down." "Got any money?" "Sure." "Let me have a 10 for a week." "Flat." "You know how it is." "Another thing." "These shirts of yours, start getting them a size larger and don't have them starched." "They cut my neck." "Well, can I help it if you're built like a flowerpot?" "Close that trap." "All right." ""All right" and what?" "All right, sir." "That's better." "Come up to my room a little later and I'll pledge you." "Listen, do you think I ought to wear my pink ensemble or my blue one?" "Shut up." "The dough, the dough, the dough." "Here's that five I owe you, Mon." "Congratulations, Shirrel." "Yeah." "Say, that fellow thinks he's big stuff, don't he?" "I wouldn't toy with him, brother." "He is." "Head of the house and the varsity captain." "Yeah, I suppose they close the banks on his birthday." "There's about two ton of coal in the backyard." "Shovel it into the basement and snap into it." "Come on, hurry up." "We've got some visiting to do." "You know, it's awful nice of you fellows to live my life for me." "Oh, no." "Listen, if I go, I'm going to pay my half." "Ha!" "What do you think my old man runs a creamery for?" "I tell you, the party's on me." "Well, gee, that's mighty nice of you." "Say, uh, can you let me have five?" "Here." "Look at all the gold dust." "Say, let me tell you, don't go around the campus loaning money to everybody, you understand?" "Yes, sir." "Wait a minute." "You better let me have five more in case." "Mmm." "Yeah." "Uh-huh." "You know, a guy gets hard up." "Cigarette." "Yeah." "You just keep these." "It'll save the wear and tear on my pocket." "Ever been in a sorority house before?" "No, but if you're afraid, I'll hold your hand." "Huh?" "What's the matter with you?" "Well, well!" "How'd you like to bust right upstairs and tell Mrs. Chadrock's little girl I'd like to see her, huh?" "Yes, Mr. Mondrake." "See, she knows me." "Mmm." "Oh, Ginger!" "Yeah!" "Yoo-hoo." "Hi!" "Hi, there." "My wandering boy!" "Where have you been all summer?" "And why didn't you marry the girl?" "Ixnay on the ackingcray in front of the kids." "Meet the stooge." "Hello, how are you?" "How do you do?" "Oh, pardon me, this is Miss Davis, Mr. Mondrake." "And mister..." "Shirrel." "Barney Shirrel of Shirrel's Sunshine, the butter with the heart of gold." "Say, listen, my old man has the biggest creamery..." "Mr. Shirrel." "Huh?" "My date's with you, I believe." "You believe?" "Say, listen, you don't have to believe, honey." "I'm going to let you find out." "Come here, I want to tell you something." "Listen, Mon, when do I get that sweater?" "When you've earned it, baby, when you've earned it." "Mmm." "Say, why, you'll enjoy everything I do, kid." "Mr. Shirrel, don't you think we'd better go?" "Well, anything you say, honey." "Hook on." "How'd you like to go up the Ox Road, baby?" "Oh, don't tempt me, Mon." "Say, where is the Ox Road?" "You'll never find out where it is by looking at maps." "With a little investigation, you'll discover, perhaps." "That this old tradition's not a place." "But just a proposition." "Called the Old Ox Road" "Oh, that's the Old Ox Road." "Say, tell me, where the heck is this Ox Road?" "Oh, the Ox Road could be any romantic spot." "A country highway or a moonlit yacht." "It might be in the parlor, where the lights are burning low." "It could be in the movies, in the very last row." "Well, you don't tell me." "Now, you two, scram." "You mean we should take it on the lam?" "I mean vamoose, take a powder, be gone." "Oh, you're gonna take her." "I catch on." "Though we've never seen it yet we're willing to be shown but still we're left alone" "We're left alone to moan" "We've studied our geography" "We've searched this whole vicinity" "But we've never been able to find the Old Ox Road" "The Old Ox Road" "Why, I could trip the light fantastic, walk upon the air." "I'd love to holler it from the housetops." "What you feel is awfully contagious, I declare." "You telling me?" "I feel like doing a couple of nip-ups." "Look over here." "Look over there." "Look over where?" "There, there, there." "How'd you like to join me in a double chocolate soda?" "When we're through I'd like to take you down the Old Ox Road-a" "Come on, my cara mia" "Leave your dishes in the sink for tonight is a payday" "And I take-a you where do you think?" "Down the Old Ox Road" "Through my auricles and ventricles my corpuscles surge" "In my cerebrum I feel a biological urge" "My medulla oblongata is in favor of a merger" "Down the Old..." "Down the Old Ox Road" "In the magic of the moonlight" "You are thrilled with delight" "While the leaves that flutter o'er you whisper "Love her tonight"" "Why keep waiting and debating when you know it's time for mating" "On the Old Ox Road" "On the" "Old Ox Road" "What you thinking about?" "Oh, I was just thinking I kind of like this layout, me being a star halfback and all that." "I guess that Delta Alpha'll be wanting to initiate me any minute now." "Then college football coming on, getting my picture in the papers and all like that." "Yeah, it's right down my back alley, though." "That's pretty important, isn't it?" "Oh, sure." "Wait till they get a load of me." "Say, you know, that was a pretty good picture down there at the Morocco." "It seemed sort of silly to me." "Oh, it was silly, of course, but you know..." "You know the part I liked was that part where the man tore down the bridge to save the girl." "Oh, that's big stuff, you know." "Building bridges and all like that." "It's big." "Something a man can sink his teeth into, being an engineer." "I like engineers." "They have such big muscles." "Yeah, feel that." "Can you imagine, my old man wants me to run the creamery when I'm through here." "Can you imagine me running a creamery?" "Nah." "No, I made up my mind." "That's why I'm gonna study to be an engineer." "Oh, that's big." "That's when I get around to it, of course." "Did you think that girl in the show was pretty?" "No." "Say, listen." "When I look at you..." "You make her look like something come off a broom handle." "Say, tell me, how did you get that cute little round mouth of yours, by saying no?" "No." "No?" "Say it again." "No." "Do you think we ought to do that when maybe we'll never see each other again?" "Oh, now don't get me wrong, honey." "I'm the kind of a guy that when the right girl comes along, why, I just go zowie." "Have you got an automobile?" "Sure." "You wanna go places?" "No, I was just wondering." "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "What are you thinking?" "Stand up, you mug." "Will you stop it?" "Come on, get going." "Ta-da." "Zing!" "Boy, is this funny." "It's killing me." "Oh, Miss Roust, may I have the next waltz, girlie?" "You know how it is." "Come here." "Okay." "Listen, let's get this initiation over, will you?" "'Cause I got a date." "You know how it is, don't you, kid?" "What's the best fraternity at the U?" "Delta Alpha." "Get up there." "I said, what's the best fraternity at the U?" "Delta Alpha." "Ooh!" "For the last time, what's the best fraternity at the U?" "Delta Alpha." "Okay, get going." "Where?" "Straight ahead." "But, Barney, the least you might have done was to call me." "Why, I haven't seen you but once since your initiation, and that's..." "Listen, I tell you I been busy studying." "What you been busy doing?" "Studying." "No, studying." "Mmm." "Huh?" "Oh, it's Geldart's Elements of English Law." "Yeah." "I'm gonna be a lawyer, you know." "Get people out of jams and all like that." "Yeah, big stuff." "Oh, I thought you were going to be an engineer." "Oh, no." "I got sick and tired of that studying of engineering." "Yeah, I got fed up on it." "Well, I tell you, I was figuring..." "Now, lookit, you build a bridge and what happens?" "People come along and they tear it right down." "Why, it's enough to make a man sick and tired." "Yeah." "Huh?" "Now, lookit, Amber, the first chance I get, I..." "Barney, is it because I..." "Well, I'll ride in your automobile if you want me to." "No, no." "The Old Ox Road hasn't got a thing to do with it." "Now, lookit, honey." "I got a lot of work to do, see?" "And..." "Well, listen, a man's supposed to have a career, ain't he?" "Won't you call me sometime?" "Okay." "I'll call you." "All right." "Tomorrow." "Goodbye." "Gentlemen, I rest my..." "Shirrel, I want to talk to you." "Okay." ""Okay" and what?" "Okay, that's all." "Just plain "okay. "" "All right." "All right." "Keep your shirt on." "Give me one, will you?" "Good old Tex." "You haven't bought a cigarette since you quit smoking corn silk." "Well, tell me." "What's on your mind, kid?" "I'm leaving tomorrow." "What?" "Say, wait a minute." "That's kind of sudden, ain't it?" "You got two or three more weeks on your term." "It's not that." "I'm getting married." "To that gal with the big feet and the blue roadster?" "Congratulations." "But that's all right." "You'll do okay on the old man's dough." "Yeah." "He's sort of giving me a job in his factory watching people." "You know..." "College..." "Four years of this joint." "Meeting all the fellows, swell guys and all that." "You know..." "You know, it's sort of tough to leave, see what I mean?" "I know what you mean." "No, you don't." "You don't know the half of it." "You're just beginning." "Why, you're just a kid." "Wait until..." "Look, I was talking to the assistant coach today." "He gave you a big hand." "You're telling me..." "Shut up!" "You gotta watch your passing, though." "You see, Mondrake and me had a certain particular play." "One we always used when the going got tough." "He'll wise you up to it, but you gotta heave a ball plenty far." "Well, I'm doing the best I can, sir..." "Now, about the house." "Mondrake's gonna be head next year, see?" "Well, you got to support him." "You gotta keep him off the dames and the liquor, and that goes for you, too." "Well, a guy's gotta have some relaxation." "Shut up!" "Take me." "Remember the Nebraska game?" "Played the whole thing on a pint of corn." "Should have been canned off the team for it." "What do you mean canned?" "You made the All-American, didn't you?" "Oh, well." "Oh!" "Say, I owe you a couple of dollars, don't I?" "A couple?" "Let's see." "It's 17.50, altogether." "That's not including that poker game, you know, where you held the five aces." "That much?" "Well, why didn't you ask me for it?" "Why..." "That's all right." "Just let it ride." "Well, I'll send you a check." "Sure." "You know, a fellow getting married, expenses and license and all that." "Oh, here's a little present for you." "What..." "Well, don't open it now, see?" "Well, goodbye, kid." "Goodbye, Tex." "Say, that sister of yours, I met her down at the station." "Nice kid." "She's a little sappy, though." "I guess you put her in her place." "Yeah, right inside of my football sweater." "Boy, she had it off my back before I knew it." "Boy, what a girl." "Yeah." "Did you make a date with her?" "I'll say." "Well, here." "Oh, thanks." "Oh, no, I ain't congratulating you." "I'm just kissing you goodbye, 'cause once that little gal gets started, that's all there is to it." "Oh." "Say, look, I'm going to take a duck." "I got a date with her this afternoon." "Don't say anything to the coach." "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen." "Good afternoon, Mr. Danvers." "Thank you." "Just an echo" "Voo-hoo" "In the valley" "Voo-hoo" "But it brings back sweet memories of you" "Please be seated." "And so, ladies and gentlemen, once again we delve into the ancient and honorable thespian arts, playwriting, drama appreciation and acting." "But it brings back sweet memories of you" "Now my subject for today will be great love scenes of the drama, from Cordelia and Ophelia to the modern red-hot mama." "I quote from Dr. Humperdink." ""In learning to emote, be convincing, be convincing!"" "At least, that's what this guy wrote." "Be convincing." "That's the method teachers all endorse." "Now, you can do much more with persuasion than you'll ever do with force." "You can learn much more in an automobile than you can in a four-year course." "Quite right." "Something you would like to ask?" "How can I be convincing?" "Get yourself a little flask." "No!" "Instead of gin..." "Sing!" "Learn to croon" "If you want to win your heart's desire" "Sweet melodies of love inspire romance" "Just murmur "Da-da-di-da-di"" "And when you do" "She'll answer "Da-da-di-da-di"" "and nestle closer to you" "Learn to croon" "You'll eliminate each rival soon" "If you're heading for a sunny honeymoon" "Learn to croon" "Now tell me, Miss Shirrel, are you bored or blue?" "Don't you share my point of view?" "I've been wondering what you would do if a girl should croon to you." "Um, well, getting back to where we started from." "Now, history will corroborate my theory." "Let me illustrate." "When Juliet stood in the moonlight looking so coy and said "Climb on my balcony sonny boy"" "Though Bill left it out of the play what did Romeo really say?" ""Oh, please" ""lend your little ear to my pleas"" "What did Cleopatra say to her Roman aby-bay?" ""Without you I can't make my way" ""I surrender, dear"" "Tell me, Professor, what made Pocahontas palp when John Smith nearly lost his scalp?" "He simply grabbed his megaphone and sang in a sexy tone" ""Just one more chance" ""to prove it's you alone I care for"" "Have I made myself quite clear?" "Yes, Professor." "What have I taught you?" "Let me hear" "Learn to croon" "If you want to win your heart's desire" "Just murmur "Boop-a-boop-a-boo-boo-boo"" "And when you do" "She'll answer "Boop-a-boop-a-boo-boo-boo"" "And nestle closer to you" "Learn to croon" "You'll eliminate each rival soon" "If you're heading for a sunny honeymoon" "Learn to croon" "That's very good." "Class dismissed." "Class is dismissed." "Mmm-hmm." "Hold these." "I..." "Oh, don't get excited." "It's just part of the Omicron initiation." "Well, I know, but I..." "Oh, don't be that way." "You love it." "Going my way?" "Uh..." "Huh?" "Well, which way is that?" "Omicron House." "Well, no, not exactly." "I had an appointment." "You see, I've got to..." "Well, I can't." "You know, I think I'm going to like this layout." "Say, tell me, how did you know my name was Barbara Shirrel?" "Barney showed me your picture." "Ah, nice kid, Barney." "Doing all right by me, too." "Yes." "In a publicity way." "Oh, hiya, sad eyes." "Been waiting?" "Yeah, waiting." "Oh, I'm so sorry." "I'll be with you in a minute." "Thank you." "Glad to do it." "What are you thinking about?" "Huh?" "Well, to tell the truth, I was thinking about you." "That's what I thought." "Oh, I'm so sorry I kept you waiting, Mon." "Here, you're not mad, are you?" "I'd like to shove that guy off a cliff someplace." "Oh, don't be that way." "Yeah, and me cutting football practice short to keep this date." "Did you do that for me?" "Oh, don't give me that." "Now, look, a girl can't go around practically offending the faculty." "If Mr. Danvers wants to walk with me, well, we'll just have to let him walk with me." "Don't you think?" "Yes, but..." "Fight's over." "Baby, you got them." "Thanks for the ride, Babs." "That's okay." "Bye." "Bye." "Goodbye, Kenneth." "So long." "Barbara, just a minute." "Hiya, skip." "Say, listen." "Give me a kiss." "I been meaning to talk to you." "Give me a kiss." "Now what were you going to say?" "Well, as I said, I been wanting to talk to you for some time." "You know, things that a man should tell his sister and all that, and, well, I've just been too busy." "Me been busy, too." "No, but what I mean is, now I've been hearing that Mondrake has been taking you around and giving you breaks here lately." "Taking you places." "Well, now, I really think that a girl really ought to appreciate a thing like that." "Say, look, bub, did you have anything to say, or are you just holding this car up?" "Now, don't act sappy." "Now, listen, another thing, remind me to introduce you to Mr. Danvers." "Oh, I'd love to meet Mr. Danvers." "Here you have me spellbound" "Bewildered by your charms" "Heaven or hell bound I must be in your arms" "Tell me am I only moonstruck or is this really love?" "Each time you kiss me you thrill me to the skies" "Why should bliss be so hard to analyze?" "Tell me am I only moonstruck or is this really love?" "What is this thing that attracts me distracts me like a mysterious game?" "What is this strange new flame" "I cannot seem to name?" "Though I endeavor I just can't see the light" "Will it last forever or only for tonight?" "Tell me am I only moonstruck or is this really love?" "I like that." "Do you mind if I take off my shoes?" "Well, for a person of your size, you show plenty of speed." "You ought to catch me when I'm really moving." "You better get those shoes right back on because you're leaving." "I'm not leaving until you are." "And besides, I always feel more intimate with my shoes off." "Mmm-hmm." "I see." "Now, will you get into your dinner clothes because..." "I told you once, and I'm staying here." "You're chaperoning the Omicron dance." "Oh, why don't you get the Dean of Women to do this?" "She can't." "She fell and fractured herself in a very personal way." "Now, come on." "Hurry." "We're late." "Oh, don't be silly!" "I tell you, I'm not going to that dance now or any..." "Do I have to come in and undress..." "No, no, no!" "Just a minute." "How about closing that door?" "I like your dress." "Oh." "Oh, yes!" "It'll whip up the price of butter, though." "The price of what?" "Butter." "Never heard of Shirrel's Sunshine..." "The butter with the heart of gold." "Now, take sex and hunger." "Don't you feel like a ham sandwich?" "Huh?" "Now, take sex and hunger." "I wish Barney were here." "He loves ham sandwiches." "Isn't it a shame football players can't go to dances or take girls out at night in their automobiles?" "Have you seen Barney's automobile?" "Now, take sex and hunger." "Cuppenheimer finds that tracing the..." "How about a little dance, Amber?" "Can't we have a ham sandwich first?" "Okay." "Come on." "Now, take..." "Ooh, tastes like soap to me." "Maybe it's because they made it in a laundry tub." "But just one little ham sandwich." "You can have the food when it's paid for." "This catering is strictly COD." "Either we get the money or no food." "Yeah, and vice versa." "Yes." "Either we get the money or no food." "Look, pretend she's not here." "Yeah." "What about this money?" "I'll have the treasurer tend to it right away because I do feel like a ham sandwich." "Nice personality." "Yeah, nice." "Looks like the girl my brother married." "Which brother?" "The married one." "Thanks." "You know, on their honeymoon, she went to Niagara Falls by herself and my brother stayed home." "Your brother's wife went to Niagara Falls alone on their honeymoon?" "Well, sure." "She didn't have enough money to pay for all three of them." "To pay for all three of them?" "Well, of course." "What about the baby?" "The..." "Well, never mind." "What about this food here?" "Oh, you mean the little snobs on toast?" "The what?" "The little snobs..." "Little chickens, the little snobs on toast." "You put them in the oven..." "Wait a minute." "If that's a snob, then what's a squab?" "Oh, don't be silly." "A squab is an Indian's wife." "Anybody knows that." "Well, all right." "Now, everything's going to be all right, Mr. Burns." "We're raising the money right now." "I see." "I'm supposed to wait for it to grow up, huh?" "Yeah." "Well, my uncle raised cane one time." "Ooh, it grew up..." "Listen, quiet." "Quiet." "Listen, I want my money." "Yeah." "Oh, everything happens to me." "Serves you right." "Frank." "Yeah?" "Do you know Colleen of Killarney?" "Let's see." "How does it go?" "Oh, sure." "Well, start playing it and keep playing it till exhausted." "Oh, for the gag?" "Yeah." "Well, what about my money?" "In just a minute, Mr. Burns." "Listen, I've had enough of this." "Gracie, just pick up everything." "Oh, you can't do that!" "I can't, huh?" "Well, watch me." "But the party will be spoiled." "Yeah." "Well, what about my snobs?" "Squabs, Gracie, squabs!" "I've been saying "snobs. "" "Oh, can't you leave a few sandwiches?" "No." "Well, I don't see why." "Because I don't like why." "If I liked apple why," "I'd buy..." "She didn't say "pie," she said "why. "" "Pick everything up!" "Please, Mr. Burns." "Oh, please, Mr. Burns." "Listen, whose side are you on?" "Do you realize what you're doing?" "Do you..." "Listen, Gracie, you've got me out of my head!" "Yeah." "Not head, feet." "Yeah, feet." "Your rosy cheeks your eyes of blue and something in your smile declare to me that you must be fresh from the Emerald Isle" "Away with you, sir And right you be" "An Irish maid am I" "That is why I sigh" "Colleen of Killarney in your Irish eyes I see a bit of dear old Ireland and the breath of County Cork" "Away with all your blarney" "Could you love the likes of me a modest little shamrock on the sidewalks of New York?" "I see your Irish eyes I hear Irish lullabies" "In an Irish cottage by the Irish Sea" "Oh, this is an Irish song." "Quiet." "You remind me of my mother" "You remind me of my brother" "Colleen of Killarney marry me" "Thank you, Mr. Burns!" "This is going to cost you $45!" "Great, I'll give you an IOU." "IOU, my eye!" "Oh, I'll take your IOU." "Oh, thank you." "There it is." "Oh." "IOU $45." "Sign right there, please." "All right." "You know, Mr. Burns isn't a businessman." "He should let me do all the business." "There you are." "Thank you very much." "You're welcome." "Oh, I think you're awfully pretty." "Whoopee!" "Whoopee!" "Whoopee!" "Whoopee!" "Whoopee!" "Whoopee!" "Whoopee!" "Whoopee!" "Hey, Barney, you don't think that Barbara's giving me the runaround, do you?" "Standing me up four times in a month, you know, kind of gets you." "Why don't you talk to me?" "Huh?" "What you got your nose in now?" "Well, Burke's Anatomy." "It's all about surgery, cutting people open." "You know, putting them back on their feet again and all that." "Boy, that's big!" "Thought you were studying law." "No, I changed my mind." "You know, sometimes I don't know what I'm studying myself." "I guess I just got one of those brains that just keeps hopping around." "You know, Mon, it's a shame that Yarwood wouldn't sign for that intercessional game this year." "Oh, they'll never sign." "You don't think so, eh?" "About Barbara, you don't think that..." "Listen, will you snap out of it?" "Are you gonna let that kid sister of mine make a monkey out of you?" "No, I'm crazy about her!" "Give me that." "Liniment?" "I got kind of a sore chest." "Thought maybe it'd ease it up a little." "Yeah." "Liniment, my eye." "I told you to lay off this rotgut!" "Give it!" "Give me that, will you?" "Give me that bottle!" "What's the matter with you, anyway?" "You know we got the Nebraska game tomorrow." "Aw!" "Oh, you..." "Listen to me." "It's 9:30." "If the coach catches you breaking training..." "Oh, don't give me that!" "Training!" "Can't smoke, can't drink, can't dance, huh?" "Be a good little boy and go to bed early." "Yeah!" "Yeah, while Danvers is smearing around with Barbara, huh?" "Look, I'm going over to the Omicron dance and tell that Danvers where to head in, see?" "I'll tear that joint wide open!" "Listen, Mon, you can't!" "Come here!" "All right, go ahead, get yourself in a jam, you sorehead!" "Well, what you got there?" "Laundry, sir." "Well, give it to me!" "I'm gonna borrow one of these shirts and I don't want no beefing from you." "All right." ""All right" what?" "All right, sir." "Uh-huh." "I thought I told you not to starch your shirts." "Oh, but..." "Shut up!" "So you starched your collar, eh?" "Well, Mr. Shirrel, it's..." "Well, I'll show you what we do to guys that do that around here." "Oh, Mr. Shirrel!" "Mr. Shirrel!" "Mr. Shirrel..." "What do you want?" "Well, that isn't my shirt." "Well, whose is it?" "It's yours." "Doh!" "Come back here!" "Sure, I like to dance." "I just don't feel like it, that's all." "Mon!" "Gee, I'm glad you came." "I've been..." "Where's Barbara?" "In there with Danvers, you big sap!" "If you had any sense..." "Come on, what are you doing?" "Where are you going, Mon?" "Hey, you, keep your mitts off her!" "Now, wait a minute." "What's on your mind?" "Mon!" "Shut up!" "Hey, slow down, son, you're heading for trouble." "That's all right with me." "Now, hold on." "You're a little tanked." "Well, you wouldn't want to start anything here." "I'm staying, see, and if you don't keep your hands off her," "I'll slap you higher than a kite." "Mon, come outside, I want to talk to you." "Wait a minute." "I want to see if this guy's got anything on the ball." "Now, lookit, let's you and I go outside for a minute, huh?" "That's swell." "No, no, no, please!" "For me." "Come on, let's go, huh?" "Come on." "Pardon me, please." "Excuse me." "Guess Barbara's kind of got him down." "Yeah." "Think maybe we ought to get him home?" "No, he'll be all right." "Just keep it quiet." "Get the band started, huh?" "Okay." "This will help you a lot." "Almost as much as it'll help me." "All those people, and Mr. Danvers..." "Aw, pipe down on Mr. Danvers, will you?" "I'm sorry, Barb." "I'm goofy about you." "I..." "Well, this is certainly a fine way to show it, busting in here and making a scene and..." "You ought to be home in bed." "Oh, now I'm too young to stay up, huh?" "Oh, no, it's not that, but you know you have that Nebraska game tomorrow, and..." "Dear old alma mater, Mondrake's done her wrong." "Aw, bear's grease!" "Look, sad eyes, I don't give a hoot who wins that game tomorrow, but there's about 3000 kids in this university who think you're a pretty swell guy, and, Mon, you can't let them down." "I'm not letting anybody down!" "Oh, all right." "I'll do what you say." "Oh, that's fine." "Hurry home, hop into bed and stay there." "Yeah, but what about that guy Danvers?" "Oh, will you please forget about Mr. Danvers and go home?" "Aw..." "Go on inside." "I'll take care of myself." "Oh!" "Oh, Mr. Danvers, we love this piece." "Won't you please sing it for us?" "Well, I'd rather not." "Please." "I just love that place where y'all want to win your heart's desire, and sweet melodies of love inspire." "Listen, everybody, listen!" "Surprise." "Mr. Danvers is going to forget he's a gentleman." "He's going to sing for us." "Learn to croon" "If you want to win your heart's desire" "Sweet melodies of love inspire romance" "Just murmur "Da-da-di-da-da-di"" "And when you do she'll answer "Da-da-di-da-da-di-di"" "and nestle closer to you" "Learn to croon" "You'll eliminate each rival soon" "If you're heading for a sunny honeymoon" "Learn to croon" "You cover that right flank on passes." "Say, where's Mondrake?" "Oh, he'll be here, Coach." "Well, if he isn't here in five minutes, he can turn in his suit." "I don't understand at all." "Oh, you've got to find him, you've got to!" "It's all my fault." "Why is it all your fault?" "Oh, never mind now, just find him." "For the sake of dear old Mid-West, I suppose?" "No, for the sake of dear old Mondrake." "Ah!" "Try Jake's Speakeasy." "You telling me that Mondrake ain't out there on that field?" "He is not and I've got to find him." "Well, maybe it's that fellow Smith they booked last night." "Smith nothing!" "That's Mondrake." "Mondrake?" "Yeah." "And I've got 50 smackers on the game." "Well, there lies your 50 smackers." "Oh!" "Mr. Danvers, please." "If I let him out, will you be responsible for him?" "Yeah, sure." "There's a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct against him." "Oh, well, we'll take care of that." "All right." "Come on, Mon." "Come on." "Hey!" "Come on, we gotta go." "Come on, Mondrake." "Come on, straighten up." "Straighten up, now." "There's a game this afternoon and you've got to play." "Come on, we've gotta go." "Well, that's about all, boys." "Looks like we'll have to start this game without Mondrake." "Aw, he'll be here in a minute, Coach." "Why don't you give him a break?" "Break?" "He's had all the breaks he's gonna get." "No man's big enough to pull that on this team, and that goes for the rest of you." "Dasker, you start in Mondrake's place." "Yes, sir." "Shirrel, you snap out of it." "Come on, team, let's go." "Let's go now." "Come on, let's go, Barney." "Go, Barney." "Hello." "Give me Maple 316, will you?" "Yeah." "Hello." "Hello." "Did you find Mon yet?" "Oh." "All right." "Thanks." "Oh, Barney!" "Well, here he is, but I don't know what you're going to do with him." "The sunshine kid with the heart of butter." "Gee, thanks a million, Mr. Danvers." "Just leave him here." "I know just what to do with him." "All you gotta do now is get him in that game." "Yeah, he'll play or else." "Okay." "Thanks." "Oh..." "Mon." "Aw, don't tell me I'm drunk." "Well, you are." "Aw, don't be ridiculous." "Silliest thing I ever..." "It's raining." "Aw, gee, kid, you're all right." "You ain't drunk." "Come on up." "Here, let me talk to you a minute." "Come on." "What do you say, let's have a little fight, huh?" "Put up your chin here so I can hit it, huh?" "I don't want to fight!" "I want to play football." "Oh..." "Listen to me, will you?" "Will you stay off that floor?" "You know you won't get up if you get down there." "Pretend you don't know me." "Aw, for goodness..." "Come on, will you?" "Get up." "Come on, straighten out, will you?" "Maybe one little bitty fight." "Yeah, one little fight." "Oh, Barney!" "What's the matter?" "Can't you take it down there?" "Barney, I..." "Oh, Barney, I don't feel..." "No, not so good, huh?" "I don't..." "My sympathy." "Come on, get up." "Come on." "My shoe!" "Yeah?" "You won't need your shoe." "My poor little shoe, Barney!" "I never saw anyone as drunk as that." "Oh, but he'll snap out of it." "I bet he isn't here." "Oh, did you find him?" "Yes, I found him." "Was he all right?" "Oh, fine." "Oh, good!" "Say, is Mon here?" "Yeah." "Okay." "We want Mondrake." "We want Mondrake." "Listen to those monkeys yell." "You know, they could toss the entire faculty into an alley and this college wouldn't even miss them." "As long as they've got their Rousts and Mondrakes." "See, do you hear them?" "Do you hear them hollering for you out there?" "They're hollering for you." "We want Mondrake!" "We want Mondrake!" "Hollering for me?" "Yeah." "Why don't you go out there?" "All right, I'm ready." "Mondrake!" "Rah!" "Rah!" "Rah!" "Mondrake!" "All right, let's have that old Play Ball number, and hit it hard." "Play ball" "Although the game seems uphill we won't let up till it's through" "Oh, Barney, I'm dying." "Come on, come on, get back in there." "Come on." "Come on." "Get some more." "But if I do it, I'll do it for you and nobody else." "That's fine." "It won't hurt you a bit." "Get in there." "Attababy." "Attaboy." "Put up your head." "Put up your head like that." "That's it." "Keep it up there, keep it up." "That's swell." "I guess I've been a heel, huh?" "Nah, nah, nah, you're all right." "Now, look, if we get in a jam, don't forget the old Roust lateral." "Yeah, me to you." "That's right." "And be down there to get the toss because I'm throwing them hard today." "That's it, kid." "I'll be there." "Here." "Here." "Come on." "Hurry up." "Hurry up, will you?" "And make the crowd applaud you" "And when they laud you..." "Mondrake!" "Rah!" "Rah!" "Rah!" "Mondrake!" "A full report of your disgraceful behavior has reached me through various channels." "Stool pigeons." "I've no alternative but to expel you..." "Without even a chance to defend himself?" "Mr. President, don't you think if I let him off with a little fine..." "You know, he played a great game this afternoon." "I'm sorry, but we've no room for drunken rowdies in this university." "Mondrake, it's my duty to inform you that you're expelled." "Under no circumstances can you ever return to Mid-West University." "But you're cutting him off from another full year of college." "It's particularly regrettable, because I have here a confirmation of a post-season game next year against Yarwood." "That's just it." "Mondrake, you may go." "And now, Mr. Danvers, will you inform me why you took it upon yourself to remove Mondrake from jail without my authority?" "Because it didn't happen to be any of your business." "Your attitude is deliberately insulting." "I demand an apology." "Apology for what?" "You gave that kid a raw deal just to satisfy that crowd of hypocrites that call you a swell guy." "Mr. Danvers, I must ask for your resignation." "It's a pleasure." "And when you take off that high hat, you'll realize it's guys like Mondrake that keep you in striped pants." "What do you think brought the student body to this university?" "The hope of seeing you win a checker game single-handed?" "I'm not in the habit, sir..." "Oh, make mine raspberry." "I'll never get over it." "I mean, them kicking you out, your career shot, all that." "It's all my fault." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is." "If I hadn't..." "Oh, forget it." "Come on, it's gonna rain." "I'll take you back home." "Come on." "Look, Mon, I've just had a swell idea." "We'll get married and go away, tonight." "You love me, Babs?" ""Love" is a big word, Mon." "Is it too big for me?" "Come on, kid, who is it?" "Who is it?" "Danvers?" "Oh, he's a swell egg, Danvers." "Why don't you do something about it?" "He doesn't even know I'm alive." "Oh, take me away, Mon." "Let's get out of here, now." "No." "No, it'd never work out." "Look, if you're gonna see Danvers, you better scram, because he's getting out of here in a hurry." "I'm telling you, he's hauling out." "He got himself in a jam on account of me." "It'd be no use." "Well, I happen to know." "Do you think he'll..." "Go on." "Hurry up." "Right now." "Come in!" "You're going?" "I mean, so soon?" "Nothing else but." "Do you mind if I take my shoes off?" "I don't care if you take off your... shoes." "I..." "I just said goodbye to Mon." "That's sweet justice for you." "They take a swell guy like that and work him for all he's got, then kick him out on his ear just because he..." "Oh..." "What time does your train leave?" "Couple of hours." "Do you mind if I cry for fifteen minutes?" "Oh, I don't care if you cry till Christmas." "Isn't there anything I can do?" "I mean, about your leaving?" "No, there's nothing you can do about it, I don't suppose." "Well, what the devil are you crying for?" "I'm not crying... yet." "But I'm going to." "And will you sort of sing something?" "You know, something that a girl could cry to decently." "Because, well, it's the last time I'll ever..." "Mon!" "Mon!" "Mon!" "Gee, I been chasing all over for you." "Why?" "Well, I wanted to see you..." "Oh, it was a dirty trick." "I'm sorry, and I..." "Oh, dry up!" "It had to happen sometime, didn't it?" "Well, lookit, if we call out the whole student body and we went on a strike and told this college where to get off at and all like that, will you..." "Barney, you know, there's something about this place." "Don't you feel it?" "I mean..." "Yeah, you mean you hate to leave, huh?" "Yeah." "Say, do you remember this afternoon when we pulled that Roust lateral?" "Kid, I was so dizzy, I didn't know whether I was throwing it at you or your old man's creamery." "Huh." "Ain't that a laugh?" "Yeah, it was funny." "But, gee, you sure played swell, though." "And that mob yelling, all yelling at once." "It sounds pretty loud when they all yell your name at the same time." "Yeah, I guess you're gonna miss that." "Yeah." "But don't let that steam you up, because you're a swell guy, see?" "And you're gonna go a long way." "Don't be a sucker like I was." "Don't let them get you down." "And don't let them talk you into tearing your muscles loose and pumping your heart twice the size it ought to be, hardening your arteries and pulling your insides out of you!" "And all for what?" "What?" "Oh, I didn't mean that." "Go on, get out of here, will you?" "Don't you see, I..." "Beat it, will you?" "All right." "I'll see you at the house, huh?" "Yeah." "So long, pal." "Put that away." "You've been smoking too much and you know you shouldn't be." "And another thing, if ever you go out with me again, kindly shave and wear a tie." "You look like a tramp." "Oh, what's gotten into you anyway?" "Don't shout." "It's vulgar." "I'm not a little pick-up, you know." "Well, I'm sorry." "I guess I have been mean." "Well, the way I've been neglecting you and all." "Neglecting me?" "Why, I really hadn't noticed it." "Well..." "Then how about tomorrow night, huh?" "Mmm..." "I don't know." "You see, I've just discovered how much I've missed by going so long with one man." "Well, you cared for me, didn't you?" "Mmm, yeah, but you know how it is." "A girl doesn't like to be tied down." "No." "Well, anyway, you're coming to the Yarwood game to see me play, huh?" "Well, I don't know." "You don't know?" "Oh, listen, Amber, you gotta." "Why, gee, I even got you a ticket." "Look." "Oh, I don't know what I'm going to do." "Don't you see, when Mondrake was playing, well, how happy it made a guy feel to know that Mondrake was in the game?" "And when things was going tough, well, there was Mon to pull us through." "But Mondrake's gone." "You know that." "And the way everybody's acting around here, you'd think everything was up to me." "I wouldn't care if it was just an ordinary game, but, no, it's Yarwood, the most important game we've ever had." "I'm telling you, honey, it's got me!" "I'm scared!" "Yes, I guess you are in a tough spot." "It's too bad, but you'll just have to work it out." "Well, I'll be running along." "All right." "No, you don't have to take me home." "I'll get there." "I'll be seeing you." "You got a lot more stuff than you showed in that half." "But I'm not blaming you fellows so much." "It's my fault that I built our whole offensive system around a weak-kneed sister who hasn't got an ounce of nerve in him." "You had three chances to use that Roust lateral." "What's the matter?" "All right, I'm a flop." "Gee, I don't know what's the matter with me, Coach." "I feel terrible." "I can't get going out there." "Or you think you can take the place of men like Mondrake and Tex Roust." "Well, they made you look like a third-rater." "Now, I'll tell you something." "Well, fellas, this fellow Shirrel's out of surprises." "He didn't have what I thought he had." "On defense, you keep playing him." "He can't take you out, do you understand?" "When you've got the ball, shoot play number six over him." "Over Shirrel, I mean, not Johnson." "It isn't a cinch trying to carry a game like this alone." "Right." "Oh, the poor kid." "That's just the way he was when Dad took him on his first trip to the woodshed." "I remember mine." "Then you know." "I always said that guy Shirrel was a prima donna." "Did you see that?" "You and Barney didn't have a fight, did you, Amber?" "I hope they pull him out this next half." "I've never seen so many bonehead plays in all my life." "And I gave Barney that helmet." "What?" "What did you say?" "But, Tex, where you going?" "Tex!" "Shirrel." "Tex!" "Gee, but I'm glad to see you." "Give me back that helmet." "Give it back." "All right, now." "Come on." "I'm really going places this time." "That old pepper stuff, you know how it is." "Now, Jim, watch that guy over there." "And listen, Jasper, stick with me, kid." "Just give me that ball, boy, and I'm off." "This time I'm hot." "Listen, I want to take it around the left end." "I'll kill him." "I'm gonna get 20 points, kids." "He's all right, honey." "He's all right." "Come on." "Gee!" "They're sure hitting him hard, aren't they?" "I'll say." "Let me help you out, will you?" "Sure." "Listen, you fellows, we're on our way to a score, so take that lead outta your socks and get off what you're sitting on and let those men know you're here." "Shirrel!" "Rah!" "Rah!" "Rah!" "Shirrel!" "Mr. Danvers isn't with us anymore, but I think he'll start us on that Play Ball." "How about it, Danvers?" "You bet." "Come on, now listen." "Let's wake that Shirrel up and he might go places." "Now, hit it." "Play ball" "Although the game seems uphill we won't let up till it's through" "Play ball" "And keep your colors flying" "We're all relying on you" "And you play ball" "And make the crowd applaud you" "And when they laud you remember all through life there's more strife but if you rise or if you fall" "Play ball Play ball" "Although the game seems uphill we won't let up till it's through" "Play ball" "And keep the colors flying" "We're all relying on you" "And you play ball" "And make the crowd applaud you" "And when they laud you remember" "Come on." "Come on." "What is this?" "What's holding us up?" "Somebody get hurt or something?" "Came on, Barney." "Let's move." "You okay, Barney?" "Yeah." "Listen." "I think I got one left, hear?" "We'll try the fake reverse, 54." "Let's go." "Come on." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Let's go." "Barney." "Oh, Barney!" "He's not so bad, huh?" "If he can only keep going." "He will." "Well, I think you better take it over, Dasker." "No, you're doing all right." "Take it over yourself." "All right." "All right." "We'll do the cutback, hear?" "Number 22." "Come on." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Hooray!" "Hooray!" ""Hooray" who?" "Sit down, fellow, you're late." "Why did they stop that man from running with the ball?" "They've got some nerve." "Gracie, the object of the game is to make a touchdown." "Well, they didn't have to knock him down to tell him about it." "Anybody could make a mistake." "Listen, that was a tackle, a tackle." "Well, you wouldn't know what that is." "Oh, a tackle?" "Oh!" "Baby talk, huh?" "A hen lays an egg and then it tackles." "Very good." "Oh!" "And less than a minute left to play." "Here, take these." "Hello, Mon." "Hi, Roust." "Say, if he doesn't use that old Roust play now, I'll brain him." "After me, buddy." "We'll do the Roust lateral, boys." "Gee, I wish Mondrake was here." "You can't heave that ball that far." "Listen, I've gotta." "They're not expecting that play." "We'll catch them wide open." "Now, listen, Hoffman, you pass it out on to me." "Dasker, you gotta catch the ball the other side of the goal line or we're sunk, hear?" "And I'll heave it to you if I gotta throw my arm off." "You got that?" "Come on, boys, get hot." "Eighteen." "Yes." "Give me a cigarette." "Match." "Come on, now, boys." "Now watch these fools." "Don't let them go now, you hear?" "You're all right now, boy." "Take it easy." "You'll be all right." "You're ready, kid." "Come on, let's go now, beautiful." "Hi, bud." "Where you been all this time?" "Barney!" "Oh, gee, you were swell, kid!" "I sure wish you was out there, Mon." "Shirrel!" "Shirrel!" "Shirrel!" "Hey, Shirrel!" "Hey, Shirrel!" "Will you come here and give me a hand?" "I got a wife to go home to." "Yeah, what do you think I got?" "A penguin?" "Say, I wonder who gave my old man the idea that to learn this business, you gotta start from the bottom up, huh?" "Well, don't get yourself lathered up." "He'll be moving you into the office soon." "Oh, sure." "A couple of months, I'll be running this joint like nobody's business." "Big private office, you know, and two secretaries, lots of mail." "Boy, that's big stuff." "I'm telling you." "The butter with the heart of gold." "Right down my back alley." "Yeah." "Why, it ought to be a cinch for you after all them high-class things you learned down at university." "Aw, yeah." "What was you studying?" "Oh, medicine, law, engineering, stuff like that." "But it don't mean a thing." "You see, I'm a Bachelor of Arts." "Which?" "Arts." "I got it in a frame." "Say, give me a chew, will you?" "Say, you know, Jim," "I was just thinking, when I take over this joint, the first thing I'm gonna do is..." "Uh-oh." "Here comes the missus." "Hi." "How're you feeling?" "I was just telling Jim here, I'm gonna take the joint over in a couple of months." "And now the Crooning Cavalier, brought to you every Friday at this hour by Mother Klotz's Pancake Flour." "Folks, Mr. Frederick Danvers." "Now, there's that fellow Danvers." "You know, it was a shame when he was thrown out of the U." "Yeah, I know." "Now there he is, singing over the radio." "You can hear him, but you can't see him." "Why, that fellow had a great future..." "Shh." "Learn to croon" "If you want to win your heart's desire" "Sweet melodies of love inspire romance" "Just murmur "Da-da-di-da-da-da-di-di"" "And when you do she'll answer "Da-da-di-da-da-da-di-di"" "and nestle closer to you" "Learn to croon" "You'll eliminate each rival soon" "If you're heading for a sunny honeymoon" "Learn to croon"