"TOHO CO." "LTD." "I heard you can try taping an umeboshi on your belly button..." "I already did but it didn't work." "For preventing motion sickness" "How about..." "I don't wanna hear it..." "Matsuura-kun, why not just trade seats with me?" "No way, no way." "I also get motion sickness." "And besides, those guys like Shibata and Sugimoto are seated at the back..." "I don't like them." "You wanna see more?" "All third year students of Group C, we're leaving now~!" "This is cool, man!" "Hey, that isn't your seat..." "Ah!" "Hey, you.." "Matsu" "Matsuura, that's my seat" " Ah, geez!" "That's my seat-- oh, man!" "Sit down already." "The heck man!" "How ya doin~!" "Huh?" "Then..." "I have to take the front seat?" "Just sit wherever!" "Why do I have to take the front seat..." "Tezuka-san?" "Te..." "Tezuka-san." "Are we all here?" "Yes!" "Okay then, let's ship out!" "You're not allowed to kill even insects?" "You mustn't kill all living things." "Also, you're not allowed to kill yourself either." "Seriously!" "?" "Then no one can go to heaven." "HELL" ""Those who kill themselves fall straight to Black Rope Hell."" ""They're bound with a fiery hot black rope, get pushed off a cliff..."" "Is that a Buddhist version of hell, or a Christian one?" "Shuddup, Matsuura!" "Just go face the front, will ya!" "Quit lookin' at us, Matsuura, ya four-eyed shit!" "Maeda-sensei, Maeda-sensei." "Junko-san's not looking good." "Sensei, Junko-san's face is not looking good." "That's so mean!" "Hey, who said that?" "It was Matsuura-kun!" "It wasn't me!" "Matsuura, you idiot, what did you just say huh?" "You're such a jerk!" "Die, Matsuura, you asshat." "You don't deserve to live, Matsuura." "And quit lookin over here!" "We'll be stopping for a toilet break soon!" "Okay, toilet break!" "Shit!" "I wanna pee already!" "Me, too!" "Hey, Daisuke." "If you're gonna fall down to hell, which hell you gonna pick?" "Daisuke, what's wrong?" "You not feeling well?" "Written and Directed by:" "KUDO KANKURO" "Daisuke?" "Daisuke!" "Sorry, excuse me..." "Hey you!" "You got some guts to die on a demon's standing spot." "Die?" "Welcome to Hell." "Muthafukaaaaah!" "♫ My right hand is Jimi Hendrix's left hand." "♫ The left hand is Kurt Cobain's right hand" "♫ Legs feet and hips are Michael Jackson's" "♫ Voice from, voice from... ♫ Kiyoshiro Imawanoooo!" "♫ They have gone to hell" "Ah so hot!" "♫ They have gone to hell" "♫ They have gone to hell" "♫ 'Cause they are so fuckin' cool" "♫ Too young to die, Too young to die" "♫ You died at 17" "♫ Too young to die, Too young to die" "♫ Welcome to my Hell" "♫ Gone to my hell" "♫ Gone to my hell" "♫ Gone to my hell" "♫ Gone to my hell" "SUBTITLES BY WABI-SABI SUBS" "But I don't understand." "What is this?" "I just don't get it at all." "SUBTITLES BY WABI-SABI SUBS" "JP-EN TRANSLATION SUB TIMING  EDITING:" "EARTHCOLORS" "What's your name, man?" "Watanabe." "Watanabe Ok!" "What do you think of today's performance?" "Excuse me!" "RAW PROVIDER:" "BLUEYOUNG" "Excuse me but I'm totally confused." "Wait, wait..." "Go to the back of the line, will ya?" "Line up!" "No no..." "Yes sir." "Okay okay, I'll do it." "I'm lining up." "Yes." "Sorry." "Come again next time." "Thank you." "♫ Too young to..." "And your name is?" "Takahashi." "Takahashi-san." "Thanks for coming, man." "Thank you, too." "What's your name?" "What is this place?" "You said "Hell" in your song just now, right?" ""Hell" means place for the damned souls, right?" "Where am I?" "Where did everybody go?" "And who are you?" "This place is Hell." "Dunno where "everyone" went." "I'm Killer K, vocalist and guitarist of hell-exclusive rock band Hellzu." "The muthafuckaaa~!" "Ah!" "It's annoying." "I don't get it." "So freaking loud." "It's seriously irritating." "You!" "To:" "Seki Daisuke Signed:" "Killer K ...." "Seki Daisuke." "Eh?" "How do you know my name?" "I know it..." "But how?" "Oh, this?" "It's a DemonPhone." "The signal's lousy around here, hard to get a connection." "I got the shot, okay!" "Is that the bus?" "Yep." "This bus fell down the ravine." "You're dead, y'know!" "Adding "y'know" just now, kinda makes it sound a bit weak for my character..." "I'm trying to make it more hellishly demonic, y'know!" "It can't be..." "It hasn't landed yet!" "What?" "Where?" "I mean, it's obviously still falling right now!" "Where?" "Eh?" "Anyway, why only me?" "Why am I the only one in hell?" "'Cause you jumped the gun?" "Muthafuckaaaa~!" "I don't get you..." "You don't get me?" "You don't get me?" "You don't get me huh?" "The heck's with you..." "What's with that way of talkin..." "You tryin to make that sound cool here in hell?" "It ain't gonna happen, okay!" "Ain't gonna happen." "Here..." "Dead at age 17." "Thanks for the hard work." "SEKI DAISUKE" "First, be careful of the cracks on the ground." "You wearing a watch?" "You should remove any accessories and stuff." "Since you're in hell, let's start with boiling you in hot water." "This way." "I don't accept this." "I'm clearly awake..." "What're you blabbing' about?" "Quit blabbing, boy!" "Wait, I'm not injured yet!" "I'm still in third year!" "I was supposed to be on a school trip!" "We're supposed to have free activities tomorrow." "It landed." "It finally hit the ground." "Just now." "Can't get a signal." "What happened to the others?" "Ah, no good." "Everyone's dead, right?" "I'm working on it, okay!" "Then, why aren't they here?" "'Cause the time in this world is different from that world." "Listen..." "I mentioned "That world" just now..." "But you probably think this world is the "other world" and that world is what you call the transient world*..." ""Gense" = the world that we live in, transient world or the present world" "But for us, hell is this world while the human world is the other world" "Are you listening to me, punk?" "Today, at around 11 am, along a mountain road in Fukushima Prefecture a sightseeing bus bearing people on a school trip excursion fell down a ravine." "The accident site is far from roadway, and covered in fog..." "As a result, they are having difficulty with the search and rescue activity." "Among the students on board the bus, only one survivor has been confirmed." "The rest of the 29 dead have yet to be confirmed..." "One confirmed survivor..." "Could that be me?" "Are you retarded?" "Then who was it?" "Was it Hiromi-chan?" "Who the heck's Hiromi-chan?" "Huh?" "Is she it?" "She your girlfriend?" "No..." "She is, isn't she?" "No... anyway, where's everyone?" "I told you, they ain't here." "There's one other world out there, isn't it?" "Heaven?" "You ain't dumb after all." "That's right." "Everyone were called to Heaven except for you!" "The heck is this..." "Why am I the only one in Hell..." "Because you're so cool, ain'tcha!" "You're seriously getting on my nerves!" "Who cares!" "Isn't because you don't care about sinning in the human world?" "So with that I'll let you hear our new song..." ""Tenchu (Divine Punishment)"!" "1, 2, 3, 4!" "♫ Tenchu... ♫ 天課 Tenchuu Divine Punishment" "♫ I wantchu, I need you" "♫ アイウォンチユー アイ二ージユー！" "I want you, I need you" "♫ Getchu, Monchu (mourning), Tenchu, Tenchu" "♫ ゲッチュー 喪中 天課!" "天諌!" "Get you." "Monchu." "Tenchuu!" "Tenchuu!" "Get you, Mourning, Retribution!" "Retribution!" "♫ Your sins, can't wait to tell it now" "♫ おまえの罪 早く言いたい Omae no tsumi hayaku iitai!" "♫ My sins, can't wait to hear em now" "♫ 俺の罪 早く聞きたい Ore no tsumi hayaku kikitai" "♫ Your sins, can't wait to hear it now?" "♫ おまえの罪 早く聞きたい？" "Omae no tsumi hayaku kikitai?" "♫ My sins, can't wait to tell em now?" "♫ 俺の罪 早く言いたい？" "Ore no tsumi hayaku iitai?" "♫ I won't tell you Your sins, can't wait you to tell em now" "♫ (I won't tell you) おまえの罪早く言いたい (I won't tell you) Omae no tsumi hayaku iitai!" "♫ My sins, can't wait to hear it now" "♫ 俺の罪 早く聞きたい Ore no tsumi hayaku kikitai" "♫ Your sins, can't wait to hear it now?" "♫ おまえの罪 早く聞きたい?" "Omae no tsumi hayaku kikitai?" "AH!" "Tell me now!" "Okay!" "Lemme introduce my band members!" "UGH!" "On drums!" "The thug from Nagoya Cozy!" "Convicted six times for assault, theft, molestation charges!" "He died in a motorcycle accident while escaping!" "Too young to die!" "On bass, Jako!" "Repeat offender of car burglaries..." "On her precious body that she got from her parents she tattooed on it the brand names of Iichiko liquor and Hi-Lite cigarettes." "I love my boyfriend!" "In her last moments, she got stabbed by her boyfriend." "Too young to die!" "Can you get to my sins already!" "You!" "You were in the Band Club of your school, right?" "You practiced at the Studio Panda." "♫ Your sin... ♫ おまえの罪 Omae no tsumi" "♫ You placed your juice on top of the amp." "♫ アンプの上に ジユースを置いた Anpu no ue ni jiyūsu o oita" "♫ Your sin... ♫ おまえの罪 Omae no tsumi" "♫ You spilled that drink on it, dincha?" "♫ そのジユースをアンプにこぼしたよね?" "Sono jiyūsu o anpu ni koboshita yo ne?" "♫ Your sin... ♫ おまえの罪 Omae no tsumi" "♫ You pulled out the cord without turning off the main power of the amplifier." "♫ そのアンプの主電原を切らずにコード抜いたよね Sono anpu no shudengen o kirazu ni kōdo nuita yo ne" "♫ Your sin... ♫ おまえの罪 Omae no tsumi" "♫ You returned that cord without winding it up." "♫ そのコードを巻かずに返した Sono kōdo o makazu ni kaeshita" "♫ And you threw a cigarette butt inside the coffee can... ♫ バイトの近藤さんの飲みかけの缶コーヒーに Baito no Kondō-san no nomikake no kan-kōhī ni" "♫ ...of part-time clerk Kondo-san." "♫ タバコの吸い殻混入 Tabako no suigara kon'nyū" "♫ Though he wasn't done with it yet" "♫ (まだ残ってたのに) (Mada nokottetanoni)" "♫ When you used the toilet at the studio... ♫ スタジオのトイレ使った時 いつも Sutajio no toire tsukatta toki itsumo" "♫ Though you pee so little, you always flush with "Big" amount of water" "♫ 小なのに「大」で流した Shouna noni "Dai" de nagashita" "BIG SMALL" "♫ What a waste of water!" "♫ (水もったいない!" ") (Mizu mottainai!" ")" "♫ These are your sins... ♫ それがお前の罪 (罪!" ") Sore ga omae no tsumi (Tsumi)" "♫ Sins!" "♫ Sins... ♫ 罪 (罪!" ") Tsumi (Tsumi!" ")" "♫ Sins..." "Only those?" "They ain't "only", okay!" "I mean those sins are too light, right?" "Like if we compare to stealing from cars, and assault..." "Since the vacuum tubes and fine wiring inside the amps were exposed you let em get wet, and they no longer work." "Wait... you're Kondo-san, aren't you?" "Studio Panda Staff Kondo Yoshikazu" "You ARE, aren't you?" "You're Kondo-san of Studio Panda, right?" "Oh man!" "I thought you looked familiar..." "Oops, shit, shit..." "Sorry sorry..." "Look whatchu did, he's gotten bigger!" "Finally you remembered me killaah~!" "Sure is big, right?" "C'mon don't be shy, take a good look at him." "He can still get bigger, y'know." "I'm sorry!" "Those cords you entangled too much..." "will serve as your perfect punishment!" "The Round-You-Up-With-Electrocution-Cords-of-Hell!" "Now listen!" "To the screams of the vacuum tubes!" "Killaah~!" "That ain't all." "You gave my girlfriend..." "a weird nickname." "You mean Shinigami (Grim reaper)?" "Shinigami?" "K-san, you personally know the Shinigami?" "Excuse me..." "She seriously looked like a Shinigami!" "Banana choco pudding please." "Here you go." "Banana Choco Pudding." "Um, but this is wholly different from the picture..." "Then, I dunno when but I heard that Shinigami and Kondo-san began dating." "Just to be clear..." "I didn't give Kondo-san's girlfriend a weird nickname..." "But he started dating the woman with a weird nickname!" "Enough of that killaaa~!" "Sorry." "So anyway, when will I get reincarnated again?" "What?" "You know, I think it's called, "the circle of transmigration"?" "Kinda like being reborn..." "is what we believed." "This guy's so clueless." "His heart is strong." "Anyway, we're having our free activity tomorrow..." "So can you make it happen before noon?" "What's your standard score?" "My standard score?" "You still don't get it, even when you're dead..." "I'm askin' if you're stupid killaaah~!" "Ah!" "Where's the app for finding standard scores here..." "Look!" "When frustrated, he gets bigger and bigger..." "Quick, answer the question." "Can't read, too small..." "You want me to read it, K-san?" "I wish I had a DemonPad." "That would be cool, right?" "It's 64!" "It's 46, ain't it?" "He should attend "Agriculture"..." "Right, Agriculture!" "Agriculture?" "Hell Death Prefectural Hell Agricultural High School" "♫ 真っ赤な牛に引きずられ Makkana ushi ni hikizurare Be pulled by a blood-red cow" "♫ 亡者の群れは歩み行く Mōja no mure wa ayumi iku Flocks of the dead go on foot" "Hell-Death Prefectural, Hell Agricultural High School" "♫ 友よ苦しめいつまでも Tomoyo kurushime itsu made mo Affliction is my friend forever" "We make use of biotechnology here..." "We do food research here that's suitable for hell." "Hell Rice?" "♫ 体朽ちても終わりなし Karada kuchite mo owari nashi The work does not end even when my body rots" "Don't worry about it, they're only for demons to eat." "This one with the head of a cow will be your Homeroom teacher, Cowhead-sensei." "And this one's your Guidance Counselor with the head of a horse, Horsehead-sensei." "We've received your records." "Seki Daisuke-kun..." "Cause of death was..." "Suicide!" "Suicide?" "You committed the heaviest of sins in the transient world, and that is..." "Taking your own life." "No no, there must be some kind of mistake..." "Hey hey..." "According to our Demon Investigation, you always post on LINE and Twitter..." ""Kill me"... "I want to die"..." ""The exam sucks, I wanna die already," and all sorts of hints of suicide." "No no." "We say stuff like that, right?" "I'm a high school student after all." "Stuff like "I wanna die" or "Kill me already"..." "We do say that, right?" "Normally." "Not it's not normal, that's why you fell down to hell!" "Wai" "You idiot!" "Not only that, you also wrote a song that glorifies suicide." "You sang it along with your mates, right?" "♫ Suicide, my life is game over" "♫ スーサイド 僕の人生ノーサイド Sūsaido Boku no jinsei nō saldo" "♫ The world is killing me" "♫ 世界を 僕が殺すのさ Sekai o boku ga korosu no sa" "♫ Suicide, inside my head is genocide" "♫ スーサイド 頭の中はジェノサイド Sūsaido Atama no naka wa jenosaido" "You get it now?" "Suicide is the most serious sin in hell!" "Those who kill themselves are the scum of the earth!" "In Hell, those who are scum are the scum among scum." "Kondo-san..." "Come and we'll teach you the structures of Hell." "In Buddhism, the worlds where a person gets lost and goes around in circles are called the Six Realms." "And the lowest level among them is Hell." "In other words, here." "Any questions, raise your hand!" "Anyway, we can't raise our hands, right?" "No doubt!" "Be careful, Cowhead-sensei is on her period and she's in a bad mood." "Eh, she's female!" "?" "Moh!" "Do you know why you fell down to Hell?" "It's because you broke the "Five Commandments" rules." "Let's have some moo-sic!" "Come and sing the "Five Commandments Song"!" "1, 2 Yahoi!" "First!" "♫ ひとーつ！" "Hitotsu~!" "♫ Do not take the life of a living thing" "♫ 生き物の命を奪ってはいけません!" "Ikimono no inochi o ubatte wa ikemasen!" "You're not allowed to kill even insects?" "You mustn't kill all living things." "Also, you're not allowed to kill yourself either." "Seriously!" "?" "Then no one can go to heaven." ""Those who kill themselves..."" ""...fall straight to Black Rope Hell."" "Why "Black Rope"?" ""They're bound with a fiery hot black rope..."" "What is it?" ""...get pushed off a cliff..."" "Is that a Buddhist version of hell, or a Christian one?" "Shuddup, Matsuura!" "Just go face the front, will ya!" "It's nothing." "Ya four-eyed shit!" "Why do you look so sentimental, Daisuke?" "I remembered..." "Why you killed yourself?" "I guess I couldn't have possibly killed myself." "Since there's a girl I like." "Is it me?" "She's smart, fair-skinned..." "Well, that's not me." "I'm red." "Tezuka Hiromi-san..." "I've had a crush on her since first year high school." "Finally we became classmates when we got to second year..." "But seldom had a chance to get close to her..." "I just saw Yoshitsune Yoshitsune!" "Seki-kun!" "How about this one?" "Really cute!" "Just the color alone is cute." "Nice." "Cute color, cherry blossom pink?" "What do you think's written here?" "I joined the Band Club..." "Because I overheard that Tezuka-san liked rock music..." "About that guitar I rented from Studio Panda..." "Well, I borrowed just its guitar case from our practice without returning it..." "Second!" "♫ ふたーつ！" "Futa~tsu!" "♫ Do not steal other people's stuff!" "♫ 人の物を盗んじゃいけませーん!" "Hito no mono o nusunja ikemase~n!" "BAND CLUB" "After school, I go and pretend to accidentally meet her at a place where for sure she'll be stopping by..." "That's "stalking"." "Tezuka-san, do you live around here?" "No, but I can't play my flute at my house so..." "You in the band, right?" "Seki-kun." "Oh, yeah." "That's why, I'm on my way to the studio." "Really?" "That's cool." "What kind of music do you play?" "Oh well, something like..." "Um..." "Oh well, we play songs that we wrote." "Wow, that's great!" "Are you okay?" "You wanna go to the toilet?" "No, it's just that this guitar I bought is a bit pricey..." "Oh, is that so..." "You pretended to like rock just so you can get close to a girl?" "Those remarks I kept posting about wanting to die..." "When I saw her library card she borrowed books like (Osamu) Dazai's..." "So lame!" "Right?" "You know, he wrote stuff like "Sorry for being born"?" "So I thought, what if I tried to bring about that kind of vulnerable fragile mood..." "Will she'll be concerned about me...?" "I'm sounding more and more of a loser, aren't I?" "We don't care about favorable impressions in hell, man!" "I got conscious about my acne, improved my looks..." "To have a nice face, I put stuff like cream and facial masks..." "Good morning!" "Good morning, did you cut your bangs?" "Well, about my hair I'm sure you're saying that it looks a bit messed up." "We don't care about it in the first place." "I generally have frizzy hair..." "But when I tried straightening it out, I kinda had no choice so..." "No one's asking about that." "I went through all that, just for the excursion!" "For the free activity day!" "You peeked at girls while they're in the bath?" "N-No, I didn't peek." "Third!" "♫ みーっつ！" "Mittsu!" "♫ Do not lie~!" "♫ ウソをついてはいけませーん!" "Uso o tsuite wa ikemase~n!" ""I don't peep inside the ladies bathroom during school trips..."" "Said no guy ever!" "I did peek." "Fourth!" "♫ よーっつ！" "Yo~ttsu!" "♫ Do not wallow in sexual lust" "♫ 性に溺れちゃいけませーん!" "Sei ni oborecha ikemase~n!" "Oh man..." "Okay?" "Alright..." "Go, go." "Quiet." "♫ Sex... ♫ Sex..." "Look at em jiggle." "Not allowed!" "♫ だめ !" "Dame!" "Oh, but the guys like Sugimoto and Shibata kinda forced us and I tried to say no..." "You shot a video of it, didn't you?" "Sorry." "What?" "We can see it?" "How could I have it with me?" "Look, you!" "I think you fully deserve to fall down in Hell!" "Shoot." "This is really bad." "We'll be in deep trouble." "Deep deep trouble." "If we continue with this..." "Seki-kun!" "Hey..." "Daisuke, hey!" "It's fine." "Everything okay?" "Yeah." "You're supposed to be on the look out." "It's fine." "It's fine." "Don't mess up, man." "Go ahead and kiss her." "Do it quick." "Daisuke, good luck!" "Maeda's coming..." "Maeda's here!" "Why are you still up!" "?" "Then the next day..." "You wanna see the rest?" "I asked my friend to exchange seats with me." "Maeda-sensei, Maeda-sensei..." "Junko-san's not looking good." "Sensei, Junko-san's face is not looking good." "That's so mean!" "Shoot, I'm hungry." "Hey, who said that?" "I have a banana." "No, you don't have to!" "You're such a jerk!" "Die, Matsuura, you asshat." "You don't deserve to live, Matsuura." "And quit lookin over here!" "Tezuka-san..." "Tezuka-san..." "In exchange, I'll give you this." "You saw that in the souvenir shop, right?" "For Safe and Easy Childbirth" "Eh, what's the matter?" "Nope." "It's nothing." "Thank you." "Here." "You're so sly, Seki-kun." "Gimme half of that banana, will you?" "Say..." "You came to our room last night, didn't you?" "We'll be stopping for a toilet break soon!" "Okay, toilet break!" "Shit!" "I wanna pee already!" "Me too!" "Hey, Daisuke." "If you're gonna fall down to hell which hell you gonna pick?" "Holding-One's-Pee Hell." "Daisuke, what's the matter?" "You're not feeling well?" "Daisuke!" "What's wrong?" "Are you okay?" "Daisuke?" "Daisuke!" "Please don't do that!" "Don't!" "We're gonna fall!" "You choked to death by a banana down your throat!" "It's funny right?" "So it means it wasn't suicide." "One more time, let's hear it again!" "You choked to death by a banana snack down your--..." "Have you had your fun already!" "?" "Anyway, I shouldn't be here!" "Since I didn't kill myself!" "Nah, it's still kinda like suicide." "A banana, of all things..." "A banana snack down his throat!" "Why must you show a cross section view of it!" "Don't mock me!" "Stop mocking me!" "A banana snack stuck down your throat!" "Too young to die!" "Sorry, I..." "I went too far." "Apologize properly." "Oww oww!" "Don't cry." "You're hungry, right?" "You want some?" "Demon Onigiri." "If only I had known, I should have done it last night..." "You would, right?" "To kiss her." "Hell yeah, I would have!" "Not only kiss, I'll go further than that!" "I'm still in third year high school!" "Dying like that without getting to kiss her..." "And to top it all off, I died with this stupid hairstyle!" "You wanna meet with Tezuka Hiromi-chan?" "Can I?" "Well that depends on you." "Yuck!" "Tastes like shit!" "So every Friday, you will be judged by Principal Enma." "Enma = god of hell who judges people who fall in hell and hands down punishment" "And that will result to your new destination." "In other words, he will decide the path you'll take." "This is called the Circle of Transmigration." "For those in the bottom rung like you this is your bonus chance." "You have six paths." "What we call the "Six Realms"." "First, we have the Human Realm." "Where you guys came from, the transient world." "Asura Realm." "Where bellicose demons live, a world of constant conflicts." "Animal Realm." "A world of animals like cows and horses, that live by their instincts." "Also..." "Hungry Ghosts Realm..." "A world suffering from hunger and thirst." "Next, Hell Realm!" "Where even sleep is not allowed." "Where you endlessly endure hellish torture..." "That kind of hell is hellish." "That's Hell!" "In other words!" "Here~!" "You will take a total of seven tests, every Friday of the week." "However, after your seventh reincarnation, if you fall down to hell you grow horns like me and become a demon." "You can no longer get out of hell." "Um, what's the one on top?" "Oh, this one's nothing." "HEAVEN" ""Heaven Realm"..." "That means Heaven, right?" "Can we go to heaven?" "Dude..." "Do you plan on going to heaven?" "Well..." "Well, I mean not now." "Um, I still don't know if she's alive, first I'll go back to the transient world." "Either way, try to make an appeal to Enma as if your life depended on it!" "You're already dead though." "♫ えんまの裁きは Enma no sabaki wa" "♫ Enma's judgment is... ♫ So terrifying" "♫ おそろしや (おそろしや) Osoroshi ya (Osoroshi ya)" "♫ (So terrifying)" "♫ Depending on the condition..." "Pon yo yo yon yon" "♫ コンディション次第で ぽんよよよんよん (ぽんよよよんよん) Kondishon shidai de ponyoyoyonyon (ponyoyoyonyon)" "♫ (Pon yo yo yon yon)" "♫ Pon yo yo yon yon" "♫ ぽんよよよんよん Ponyoyoyonyon" "♫ It's terrifying!" "♫ おそろしや (おそろしや) Osoroshi ya (Osoroshi ya)" "SO BIIGGG~!" "♫ Enma-sama!" "♫ えんまさま (えんまさま) Enma-sama (Enma-sama)" "♫ So fearsome!" "♫ 恐れ見よ (恐れ見よ) Osore miyo (Osore miyo)" "♫ Enma-sama!" "♫ えんまさま (えんまさま) Enma-sama (Enma-sama)" "♫ Enma's Judgment is" "♫ えんまの裁きは Enma no sabaki wa" "♫ So terrifying (So terrifying)" "♫ おそろしや (おそろしや) Osoroshi ya (Osoroshi ya)" "If you lie, he's gonna pull out your tongue." "Good luck!" "Hello." "Um, my name is Seki." "It seems there is some kind of mistake that says I tried to kill myself but..." "Hey!" "Do your appeal already!" "A-Appeal?" "Oh, right!" "So I'm going to sing..." "Please listen to "Suicide"." "♫ Suicide..." "Animal!" "ANIMAL" "Stinks!" "Where am I?" "This looks like the toilet at Studio Panda..." "Eh, it means I'm in the transient world!" "I did it!" "I'm alive again!" "Parakeet!" "?" "I'm a parakeet..." "Anyway, reincarnation may all seem mysterious to me..." "But I didn't expect a toilet would be the connection to other world." "A bird..." "Shinigami?" "Bird..." "Shinigami!" "Ah, a bird..." ""Parakeet" okay!" "Why kept saying "bird"?" "Manager, there's a bird!" "Keep calm!" "Manager!" "Do something!" "Make it stop!" "Manager!" "Help!" "Here are your son's cell phone and other relics." "Thank you for your time." "Tatsunori!" "What the heck are you doing?" "Your brother just died, you know." "Well, it's not my business, he's middle schooler after all." "Tacchan..." "Do you know the lock code to your brother's phone..." "Yikes!" "Oh my God!" "No!" "Wait!" "Don't look!" "I didn't see anything." "How could you not see that." "Wait..." "Wait Mom, open the door!" "Oww!" "Get ready!" "Tezuka-san..." "Tezuka-san..." "Ah..." "Tezuka-san...." "Ah, dammit... dammit..." "Dammit!" "AHH!" "What..." "Ah, dammit..." "What the heck am I doing!" "?" "P-chan..." "Come." "No way!" "P-chan?" "P~chan..." "It's Daisuke!" "Don't call me by a weird name!" "So cute..." "W-w-wait..." "No, Mom." "It's me, your son!" "It's me!" "AHH!" "You come here everyday, huh?" "If I go home too early, it'll just be the two of us there..." "I have no mother." "Not exactly." "I do have a mom, but she's gone." "My father remarried last year." "My new mother is a nice person." "But that's not the problem." "Oh, so you're killing time?" "...I mean, how many times should I explain myself from here on." "Sorry, I'm sure you don't know what to say to that, right?" "I'll go ahead." "I will treasure her!" "Treasure who?" "My daughter." "You have a daughter?" "No, I mean when I grow up." "But I will never get a divorce." "If it's me..." "Even if we become grandparents..." "I will treasure... my wife If it's me." "I see..." "My cellphone." "Cellphone..." "Cellphone..." "Cellphone..." "There it is!" "Yes!" "Oh shit shit!" "My reading glasses..." "My reading glasses..." "Huh?" "Huh?" "Where did I put it?" "Huh?" "I took it off, and then..." "Huh?" ""Tezuka-san, so many things have happened..."" ""But now I was miraculously brought back to life"" ""If you read this... please reply."" ""I love you..."" "TEZUKA-SAN" "SENDING..." "Hello, Pchan, sorry to make you wait." "Message message..." "Do I have a message?" "Pchan sure loves that cellphone." "Brother always used to look at his cellphone while we're eating, right?" "Wonder if Pchan is Daisuke's reincarnation." "Well, let's eat." "Welcome to Hell." "Muthafuckaaah!" "What day is today?" "Hmm?" "It's Tuesday." "Today..." "Today's Tuesday." "Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday..." "Four days have passed huh?" "In the transient world, that equals around seven years." "WHAT!" "?" "Seven years?" "Because a parrot's average life expectancy is six years." "You had a peaceful death, Daisuke." "Wait, I was there for seven years!" "?" "The time in this world is different from that world." "A week here is ten years in the transient world." "What's with that time difference?" "Then the next time I go to the transient world Tezuka-san will be 27 years old?" "Eh, is she still alive?" "You met here!" "?" "Yay~!" "She's dead." "She didn't return my email message." "Told you, she's dead." "Even if she's dead..." "I still can meet her when I go to heaven, right?" "Nobody from hell has gone to heaven." "Not even a single one." "No one has been reincarnated into a human being except for a handful." "And..." "I know how they did it..." "Eh?" "Please tell me!" "They won in the HellRock!" "The correct name is "Hell Rock Battle Royale"." "Ozzy Osbourne." "A legend." "Gene Simmons" "An icon." "Hakase Taro." "A badass." "Shinoyama Kishin." "A famous photographer" "Super badass." "Those guys are the super elite who were able to get outta Hell and went back to the Human Realm." "Shinoyama Kishin too?" "Anyway, aren't you gonna comment on our new DemonPad?" "First time you've seen it, right?" "For sure, now that you tell me..." "C'mon man, tell me whatchu think about it!" "It's because of their hairstyle!" "Nope." "Hair type?" "They're all title-holders of HellRock!" "Shinoyama Kishin, too?" "Risking their chance to be reborn in the human world..." "High school students in hell who are confident of their skills go on a showdown with demon musicians." "From staff such as the PAs, and lighting technicians..." "To the fans and photographers, all get to judge who was the best." "Only the winner..." "Nah..." "Only the one who survives will go major!" "In other words, he will return to the transient world." "Losers will be tortured, and get eaten by demons!" "Around here, we call the transient world the "major" league." "Major debut for us bands!" "And that is Hellzu's goal." "The band?" "Yep." "Me, Jako, plus you..." "The three of us are gonna go MAJOR!" "Wait hold up here, how come I'm suddenly a part in this?" "Unfortunately, I ain't a high school student." "That's why from here on, I'm gonna focus on being the producer." "So Daisuke, be a member of Hellzu" "No way." "You tell him." "Tell him." "Join Hellzu..." "No, I can't!" "Because if I alone can't do it..." "What makes you think the three of us can get to the transient world?" "Shit." "He's got a point!" "Besides, for me..." "I only want to see Tezuka-san." "♫ 賽の河原に針の山 Sainokawara ni hari no yama A mountain of needles towards the Children's Limbo" "Tezuka-san... ♫ 地獄の釜の蓋が開く Jigoku no kama no futa ga hiraku Opening the lid of the Kettle of Hell" "♫ 恐れ見よ 我らが閻魔様 Osore miyo warera ga Enma-sama In fear we are of Enma-sama" "Hey guys, it's raining!" "Stop with the work!" "It's raining, raining!" "♫ 奈落の果てまで Naraku no hate made To the ends of the abyss" "♫ 地獄~ 地獄~ Jigoku~ Jigoku~ Hell~ Hell~" "Tastes awful!" "♫ 地獄農業高校 Jigoku Nōgyō Kōkō Hell Agriculture High School" "Great harvest!" "I worked hard on this, all day and all night." "Please." "Animal." "What?" "What's your problem?" "Hey..." "Hey..." "HEY!" "Hey, stop that... stop..." "You punk-ass sqqquiirttt...!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Ouch..." "Hiroto, what're you doing?" "What is that..." "Ah!" "You lil monster!" "Let go his peepee!" "Don't move!" "The seashore, the shrine!" "How do I get there?" "Seashore, shrine..." "Shrine..." "Seashore..." "Old ladyyy~!" "Noooo~!" "Maybe I'm not cut out for this after all..." "Farming is also useless..." "Then, wanna try joining club activities?" "Club activities?" "The high school here in Hell is the same as that in the human world." "If you do good with your club activities you get a preferential treatment in getting reincarnated in a realm that you like." "It's a kind of special prioritizing system." "Is that all?" "You should've told me sooner!" "There's baseball club, soccer club..." "Rugby club..." "Dance, water ballet club..." "Let me ask, just in case, is there a band club?" "Yes, there is!" "Of course there is!" "I've been hearing some music since a while ago!" "BAND CLUB" "♫ Hell, Hell, Hellboy" "♫ へル ヘル へレボーイ Hell Hell Hellboy" "♫ He's one real effed up dude!" "♫ あいつはすげーわるいヤツだ Aitsu wa suge~ warui yatsuda" "♫ Hell, Hell Hellboy!" "♫ へル ヘル へレボーイ Hell Hell Hellboy" "Hey, Daisuke" "♫ アタマがすげーわるいヤツだ Atama ga suge~ warui yatsuda" "♫ He's one hell of a dumbass!" "Welcome!" "♫ Stomach's raisin' hell hell..." "Wanna eat somethin!" "♫ はらがへル ヘル なんか食わせろ Hara ga heru heru nanka kuwasero" "♫ Hell Glug Glug Glug" "♫ 地獄 ゴクゴク Jigoku Gokugoku" "♫ Can't stop drinking milk, Hellboy" "♫ 牛乳飲んで 止められないぜ へレボーイ Gyūnyū nonde tome rarenaize Hellboy" "♫ 100 倍返しだ へレボーイ 100-bai kaeshida Hellboy Repeated school 100 times Hellboy" "Only the Band Club acknowledges the existence of this school's drop-outs and bottom of the class." "By the way, I'm its club adviser, welcome to the club!" "I told you I won't play in your band!" "Why not?" "You used to be in this kind of club, right?" "I said it's because Tezuka-san liked rock music..." "If it weren't for Tezuka Hiromi, you won't attempt to do anything at all." "You gotta face it, Daisuke." "You're already dead." "Tezuka Hiromi-chan, too..." "Well..." "Probably she's up there in Heaven." "You in hell, will never see her again." "You don't know that for sure." "Hell is a place for atoning the sins of the world." "Even in hell, people have no choice but to move on with their lives." "Look at em..." "These guys believe that their suffering will end one day." "Believing that they'll be drinking beer once it's over." "We have some extra apples." "Thanks." "Do you wanna go on a date with me?" "Sorry." "Can you spare me one?" "One?" "Cigarette." "You want a smoke?" "Yes." "Thank you, I appreciate it." "Oh, thank you." "You're so kind." "Thanks." "No matter how I think of it..." "My mouth still can't reach it." "That's why you should throw away the past too." "Get yourself new dreams and hopes..." "We still don't know if she's dead!" "I know it!" "A demon from hell knows everything." "Do you know Shinigami was pregnant?" "Sorry, you didn't know?" "No shit!" "?" "H-how how?" "How come you k-know about that?" "I met her in the transient world." "WHEN!" "?" "Let's see now..." "When I was reborn as a parakeet..." "Two Fridays ago?" "You shoulda told me at that time, ya punk!" "Ten..." "Ten years ago!" "It was ten years ago!" "Oww..." "Ah!" "I saw her son the last time!" "Naomi..." "Naomi..." "Naomi..." "I'm Cozy, Cozy." "Naomi..." "AHHH!" "Naomi!" "Why!" "Why!" "?" "Muthafuckaaa~!" "Kondo-san, sorry for not telling you." "Muthafuckah..." "But just like what you said earlier..." "Muthafuckah..." "Shinigami too had no choice but to move on with her life..." "And in order to do that, she has to forget about you..." "You're wrong!" "The one you must have met was my son." "My dream was to earn a living through music." "I started to learn the piano at age five." "I studied composition in music college." "I tried making music while doing odd jobs." "Ready, lift." "While waiting to catch a break." "However..." "To my regret, I just didn't have the talent." "Even if I was like that..." "Doesn't this part sound a bit Bon Jovi-ish?" "Yeah, Bon Jovi-ish." "Naomi supported me devotedly." "There!" "Bon Jovi-ish." "Yeah, Bon Jovi-ish." "In order support the both of us, she also worked nights." "That Bon Jovi part will be back any second." "Wait just a bit." "Here it comes, here it comes..." "There, Bon Jovi." "Bon Jovi." "The spoiled me took for granted her kindness." "What is this?" "A proposal." "For a game?" "Yes, background music." "I heard they're looking for a composer." "That company employee is a customer of mine." "When I told him about you, he wanted to hear your music." "Judgment Day has finally arrived." "Your chance has finally come, right?" "I was in a pinch." "She will now realize that I am not that talented." "I'm not at all familiar with games and such..." "But those things are quite popular, right?" "I also heard they have plans of making a movie..." "In short, this will get in the way of my music, won't it?" "What I'm saying is..." "This requires me to create an atmosphere that will make the players concentrate on the game." "Won't this hinder my sense of originality?" "Sorry for bothering to do this but forget it." "Maybe you think my ideals are too high..." "But I just don't want to compromise it." "Well, if I'm not into it 100%, I don't think I'll be able to do it." "I just don't like to lie to my music." "Maybe you're gonna say I don't do anything but complain..." "I won't say anything." "Sorry.." "Let's eat." "Naomi didn't say anything after that." "And without a word she was gone." "I was disgusted with myself for only making excuses." "I am pregnant" "Then suddenly, music flowed in my head." "Even though I was in the worst situation..." "Until now, a bright melody that wouldn't come out before, no matter how I tried was flowing out so easily." "I tried to record down that melody..." "But I already gave up my guitar and keyboard long before..." "♫ If you are here with me... ♫ ...that'd be Heaven." "♫ Without you... ♫ ...that'd be Hell." "♫ If you are here with me... ♫ ...that'd be Heaven." "In a daze, I completed the song." "It was the first time in my life that I focused on something so much." "Heaven" "I went on my way to deliver the song that I worked on for 30 hours straight..." "Hello?" "Where are you now?" "No, wait." "Don't hang up." "Yeah." "Oh, I've done the song..." "For the game." "No, it's true." "So..." "So I hope you will listen to it..." "Quick, cross to the other side!" "Uh sorry." "It was nothing." "So I hope you can listen to it, and I'm on my way..." "NAOMI" "It was regarded as a suicide." "And I fell down to Hell." "Just like you." "I see..." "I guess..." "I'm sorry for those times I annoyed you." "Anyways, what was that just now?" "Eh?" ""Heaven"?" "It already sounds like a super hit song!" "Really?" "What do you mean "Really?" C'mon man, it's such a waste!" "I bet you could have had a major debut with that!" "From this point on, I can't hear his story without crying!" "DISAPPROVED" "I'm not allowed?" "You have already been reborn seven times." "You've used it all up." "In 1946..." "I was sentenced to death for assault, robbery, and murder." "...It seemed." "Robbery and Murder in Ueno City" "That was 70 years ago." "When I fell down to Hell, my first reincarnation was in the form of a gorilla." "Yikes." "Followed by a centipede, then gorilla." "Yikes." "Heike crab..." "Gorilla..." "Yikes." "...and then as an aphid." "For my last chance, I won the HellRock competition it seemed." "The last life that you worked so hard to get you wasted it away." "I don't remember this." "Th-th-three times, I became a gorilla?" "HellRock?" "Then if I won it..." "If you remember all that, you'd go crazy!" "Humans are smart creatures." "In your evolutionary process, you learned the ability to forget." "To forget the inconvenient things." "In order to maintain your sanity, you lose memories of your past lives." "At any rate, you ain't gonna get out of Hell anymore!" "Try touching your head." "Your horns have grown, right?" "Starting today you'll be known as Hell Demon "Killer K"." "You belong to me now." "Actually, I also have only one chance left to be reborn." "Me too." "My face has gotten considerably red." "Check it out, my horns are coming out too." ""Heaven" for me, is my whole life's original song." "I was pretty sure that if this song was published..." "My life... ♫ If you are here with me Naomi, our son..." "The three of us as a family would have lived happily." "♫ That is..." "Anyway, play that F chord properly will ya!" "I'm gonna join the band." "Daisuke!" "I found my goal." "I'm going back to the transient world, and let" "Let..." "Daisuke!" "...let Shinigami and your son listen to your "Heaven" song." "Daisuke!" "You're gonna join Hellzu?" "Because it's a shame to let a song this great go to waste." "Dude!" "♫ If you are here with me..." "Anyway... ♫ That..." "That..." "Your guitar playing sucks." "I'm gonna practice and manage somehow..." "Teach me, Killer K!" "Oww!" "Because my fingers...!" "I practiced so much that my fingers are..." "Animal!" "ANIMAL" "Mom!" "Alright, our next performer is newcomer, Toi-kun!" "No, my name is Daisuke, okay!" "You've read the news, right?" "It seems he was found inside a toilet." "....that's why, he's called Toi-kun!" "What?" "I don't get it." "He's balancing the ball, give him a hand, folks!" "And then, strike a pose~!" "This time now, he seems to be using the pool for playing..." "Seals are swimming animals that use their big front legs in the water." "So now, folks, let's watch Toi-kun swim!" "Actually..." "Hiromi-chan!" "It's me!" "It's me!" "It was her, right?" "That woman just now, it's gotta be her!" "Right!" "?" "Kondo-san!" "Kondo-san!" "Kondo-san!" "Back in Hell again!" "I can't believe this!" "You saw my underwear, right?" "C'mere, c'mere, c'mere." "Come and eat my fist!" "Have you seen this guy?" "I should've asked first before I broke your neck, right?" "What do you mean?" "I said from Japanese style, the toilet bowl has become Western style!" "I don't care about that!" "How's Naomi and Hiroto!" "Mommmm~!" "Mom!" "The studio had become a yakiniku shop." "And your son has turned 20 years old." "And Shinigami was... eating cold noodles." "It seems she's the manager of Yakiniku Panda." "I tried singing "Heaven" to her but... ♫ If you are here with me..." "That'd be heav-en..." "Not sure if she got it..." "Of course not!" "How could she get that?" "I guess." "Sorry." "Maybe, it's useless to rely on you..." "More important than that..." "What's more important than that?" "Huh?" "I saw someone who looked like Tezuka-san." "Someone like her?" "If she's still alive, she must be 37 years old, right?" "The woman I saw was around that age, and man, more importantly..." "She... was freakin beautiful!" "But I was unable to contain myself so I jumped..." "Hiromi-chaaaan~!" "So you ended up kissing the bench, huh." "Yeah." "But then this makes it definite." "Tezuka-san is alive." "Tezuka-san is dead, okay?" "There was just one survivor, I knew it was her!" "I doubt it." "Maybe it's someone who looks her." "What's your problem?" "Why do you put a damper on things when I talk about Tezuka-san?" "Same goes to you, what's YOUR problem with Jako?" "♫ Junko~" "♫ Junko~" ""Choking" is an essential skill in guitar solo." "Okay." "Now you try it." "♫ Junko~..." "Junko~" "Idiot!" "Where the hell you lookin at!" "What?" "Look at my face!" "Face?" "Yeah!" "Like this!" "You gotta "choke" your face too!" "Choke with your face instead, don't strum!" "No strumming!" "No strumming!" "No strumming!" "♫ Junko~" "♫ Junko~" "♫ Junko~" "♫ Junko~" "Alright!" "Mya~ Mya~" "More!" "Mya~!" "More!" "More!" "More more more..." "Chokinnnggg!" "Who're you!" "We're in the middle of choking here!" "Quit playin that pussy kinda rock in hell, ya numbskulls!" "Uwah!" "It's DeviHara!" "DeviHara?" "Band called "Devil Harassment"..." "From Sex Hardcore Girls High School's band club..." "A super violent girls band!" "We finally meet again, Seki-kun!" "Eh, you know her?" "Junko-san's not looking good." "Sensei, Junko-san's face is not looking good." "That's so mean!" "Just a bit more, okay?" "I feel much better now." "Yeah, I'm fine." "Wada Junko-san?" "Junko is back!" "Yay!" "Yeah, that's me!" "Susono Municipal South High School Third year, Group C." "Student number 35, Wada Junko." "Forever 17!" "I'm so glad!" "Me too, I'm so happy to see you, Daisuke." "That's not what I mean." "I mean I'm glad that the lone survivor from the accident wasn't you." "You died in that accident, right?" "So we're the same!" "So why are you in Hell?" "I'm askin that myself!" "Both that slutty Koike Sachiko and Kaneda Yuri who was dating Maeda-sensei, went to Heaven..." "Why am I the only one in Hellll~!" "What about Tezuka Hiromi-san?" "Hiromi, Hiromi, Hiromi!" "You only had eyes for Hiromi!" "While you're forever cropping me out!" "Hurry up, the visitors are coming any minute." "Come on." "Okay, here we go." "Smile~." "Grated cheese!" "So lame." "You're not funny, Matsuura!" "Just die will ya." "Yeah, yeah!" "Okay, got it!" "I showed the whites of my eyes, I'm sure you got the whites of my eyes!" "Even on the night of our school trip!" "Hey, Daisuke, you're supposed to be on the look-out." "Go ahead and kiss her." "Sorry." "Being sorry won't cut it in hell, okay!" "?" "Hey!" "Th-th-this is school equipment!" "Ya scum!" "The resentment of the transient world..." "Now is the time to clear them all away!" "Pun: "harasu-mento";" "Harasu = to dispel" "J!" "U!" "N!" "K!" "O!" "Junko!" "♫ Don't let go, Don't you leave" "♫ 離れない 罷さない Hanarenai Makasanai" "♫ I don't want to be away from you" "♫ 離したくない私 Hanashitakunai watashi" "♫ I'll track you down to the depths of Hell!" "Gotcha!" "♫ 地獄の底まで追跡!" "発見!" "Jigoku no soko made tsuiseki!" "Hakken!" "♫ I won't forget you, I won't let you go" "♫ 忘れない 逃がさない Wasurenai nigasanai" "♫ I wanna marry you, so bad!" "(So bad)" "♫ 精婚願望 ハンパナイ (ハンパない) Sei kon ganbō hanpanai (hanpanai)" "♫ Wedding bells ring in this misty forest" "♫ 霧の立ちこむ森で ウェディングべル Kiri no tachikomu mori de wedding bell" "♫ Satanic burning love~!" "♫ Satanic burning love~!" "♫ Demon, Hell's tormentors..." "Surprisingly college graduates" "♫ 鬼 獄卒 意外と 大卒 Oni Gokusotsu Igaito Daisotsu" "♫ Yucky-looking old hag..." "usually it's Datsu-eba." "♫ 悪そうなババア だいたい 奪衣婆 Waru-sōna babā daitai Datsu-eba" "♫ At the Children's Limbo, Guitar solo~" "♫ 費の河原で ギターソロッ !" "Hi no kawara de gitā soro~!" "Dayyumm!" "It's like air guitar!" "♫ Have some girl power, cherry bomb" "♫ 食らえ 女子力 チェリーボム Kurae joshidjikara cherī bomu" "♫ Come here!" "Koi (come)!" "Koi (love)!" "♫ こっち来い !" "来い !" "恋 !" "Kotchikoi!" "Koi!" "Koi!" "♫ I'll give you Devil Harassment!" "♫ お前にデビルハラスメント !" "Omae ni Debiru Harasumento!" "♫ I'll fight with my female hormones!" "♫ 戦え あたいの女性ホルモン Tatakae atai no josei horumon" "♫ Thick beard!" "Koi (thick)!" "Koi (love)!" "♫ 髭が濃い !" "濃い !" "恋 !" "Hige ga koi!" "Koi!" "Koi!" "♫ My resentment... has been cleared away!" "♫ あたいの艮み 晴らすメント !" "Atai no ushitora mi harasu mento!" "♫ We are Devil Harassment!" "♫ あたいら デビルハラスメント !" "Atai-ra Debiru Harasumento!" "Well, you sure surprised me!" "Even in class, I wasn't able to tell..." "I didn't notice at all that you were interested in me..." "I mean you do have personality..." "You may be lacking in the looks department but..." "Just say she's "ugly", ya dope!" "Sorry." "Well anyway, I had no idea she could play the guitar like that at all!" "In order to get closer to you, I underwent very special training." "Have you fallen in love with me?" "No, not really..." "Anyway, at the HellRock Competition..." "If we win, I will receive your virginity as my reward!" "What if Hellzu wins?" "I will offer my virginity to Daisuke." "That sounds interesting, doesn't it?" "No, it ain't interesting at all." "Whoever wins, we end up doing it!" "Eh?" "No way I'm gonna do it with someone that "chugly"." "Just say "chubby and ugly", ya punk, stop making up new words!" "Are you gonna..." "Are you gonna accept our challenge?" "Oldie!" "No!" "Why not!" "?" "This guy's not a member yet." "I have no plans on letting him join in the future." "So Junko-chan...." "Please join Hellzu!" "Y-You're inviting her?" "Man, you're so amazing." "Like really awesome." "Yeah!" "Your guitar shredding made such a huge impact." "Your looks and the way you smile really rocks." "Please, you gotta join Hellzu!" "I'm beggin ya!" "How can you do this, Kondo-san." "Damn you, how could you Kondo-san!" "Daisuke!" "Seki-kun?" "Seki-kun?" "You're Seki-kun, right?" "Seki-kun!" "It's me, me!" "Don't you recognize me?" "I'm Matsuura!" "From third year, Group C." "Matsuura?" "Long time no see~!" "Die, Matsuura, you asshat." "You don't deserve to live!" "That Matsuura!" "?" "Well, you can't tell, right?" "My hair has gotten really thin." "Well, my skin too..." "I've grown a beard." "Good for you, dude." "You were able to grow old, huh!" "Matsuura!" "Ouch!" "Oww, oww." "That hurts!" "Don't tell me you were the lone survivor..." "Oh right right." "About that, I did survive." "So it was you~..." "It seems someone cushioned my fall." "And I escaped with mild injuries." "How ironic, right?" "To think they kept telling me to "Die, die"." "Die~!" "Watch out!" "I see..." "You've been in Hell for 30 years..." "Well here it feels like it's been 3 weeks though." "What about you?" "I only got here yesterday." "Last stage of cancer." "It was already hopeless." "But why did you come to Hell and not Heaven?" "Probably because I committed adultery." "With a woman who cost me a lot of money." "I embezzled the company funds for her." "Well, it serves me right." "So how is it around here?" "How?" "Well, it is Hell..." "The demons are scary, the fire is hot." "the food's terrible..." "And with all the farm work and club activities, I don't have time to sleep." "But I did make friends." "Just a few." "What about women?" "Women?" "Nothing..." "Well women are..." "There's no sex services here, right?" "I don't mind paying cheap though..." "You brought money?" "By the way, do you remember Tezuka Hiromi?" "She used to play flute in the brass band club." "She was your crush, right?" "You knew!" "?" "Well, didn't you exchange seats with me?" "Oh, yes we did, that's why I died." "By the way, you didn't show it to me." "The video." "At the women's bath." "Please show it to me." "Oh, by the way..." "When I went to the transient world..." "I saw someone who looked like Tezuka-san that time." "Don't change the subject." "The video, the video." "No, wait..." "In the bus..." "There was something that happened in the bus that bothered me..." "Hey..." "You went to our room last night, didn't you?" "You like me, don't you?" "We'll be stopping for a toilet break soon!" "Okay, toilet break!" "Shit!" "I wanna pee already!" "Me, too~!" "I couldn't tell!" ""You like me, don't you?" "Yeah"..." ""Me, too!"..." "Or was it, "I wanna pee already!" "Me too!"" "Tell me dude, what do you think?" "You been thinking about that for 30 years?" "Yeah." "I wanted to confirm it." "If you survived then Tezuka-san..." "She's still alive." "But the news said there was only one survivor..." "School Trip Bus Accident 29 Dead, 1 Survivor" "They did not confirm the identities of the 29 who died, right?" "Yeah, yeah..." "How many were we in the class?" "Eh?" "30." "Susono Municipal City South High, third year, Group C..." "Student number 35, Wada Junko." "No, there were 35 of us!" "Then there were six survivors!" "?" "Five people, besides me while Maeda-sensei led the way." "Just a little more, guys!" "Yes!" "Before the rescuers arrived..." "We went down the mountain by ourselves." "We gathered every year at the anniversary of the accident and would go visit your grave..." "I was very busy, and though we became estranged to each other..." "Even now, she..." "WOO-HOO!" "Woo-hoo!" "Alright~!" "Tezuka-sannn!" "Yahoooo~!" "What is it?" "What's with you?" "Matsuura!" "Matsuura!" "Oww oww oww!" "Matsuu!" "Matsuu!" "Matsuura, Matsuura, everyone may have told you to "die die"..." "But I'm really glad you're alive." "Really glad!" "Thank you very much, Matsuura!" "Yeah but I'm dead though." "Oh, right!" "Thank you for dying!" "Matsuura!" "Oww, you're hurting me..." "What about the video!" "?" "Sorry!" "Animal!" "Yes sir!" "Ah, wrong, wrong seal." "Wooh, yay!" "Mom, there's a dog!" "Dog!" "This time it's a dog!" "Hiromi-chan?" "No you're not!" "It's not her..." "Can you get away from there?" "Hey!" "That's Hiromi-chan's seat." "Okay?" "C'mon, you shouldn't be there." "You hear me?" "She's heeerrree~!" "Hiromi-chan!" "What a cute dog." "Wait..." "It's not what you think, this isn't what you think!" "Don't get me wrong!" "Eh?" "What is that?" "For me?" "Thank you." "Then I'll give you something too." "For Safe and Easy Childbirth" "This one?" "You can't have it." "Because I got this from someone important to me." "Hiromi-chan..." "I said it's not what you think..." "Really!" "Stop doing that!" "Why did you come here?" "I wanna ask you that too." "What are you doing in your Mom's place of memories." "Mom?" "Because I can't play my flute at home." "You just don't want to talk to dad, right?" "Dad?" "Me too..." "When I was in high school, I didn't want to talk to my dad." "This is where I come to kill time..." "and where I met with a classmate." "Are you gonna talk about that again?" "Though he said he was in a band..." "I knew he was making up stuff to impress me." "But he was interesting, and I think we got along a bit..." "He died in the school trip, right?" "Yeah." "Even when he becomes a grandfather he will cherish his wife, he said." "And one week later, he's dead." "After that, I got an email message from him." "OH?" "!" "After his death?" "From Seki-kun:" ""Tejikasan..."" "That's scary!" "Right?" "But I can't bring myself to delete it." ""Tejikasan..."" "Hey Mom, do you love Dad?" "What a strange question." "How about you, Manami?" "Do you hate him?" "Because he flips out right away, and doesn't listen..." "He's also lame." "There's nothing good about him." "Why did you marry him?" "Why is that..." "Perhaps because I've experienced suddenly losing someone who usually was there near me." "I've had someone like that..." "Because when Seki-kun who lived next to me was gone I realized that I liked him..." "But I wasn't able to do anything." "That's why..." "I thought I should cherish those around me." "Of course, I married your dad because I love him." "But..." "Is it love or hate..." "I guess it somewhat depends on how you look at things." "If he's dead, you won't fight anymore, right?" "May you love him, you hate him..." "you won't be able to tell him those either." "That's a really huge fire." "YAKINIKU PANDA" "Hurry!" "Please hurry!" "No, no!" "Stay back, it's dangerous!" "Naomi-san and her son are still inside!" "Captain!" "Daisuke!" "Daisuke, how was it?" "How did it go?" "Did you see Tezuka-san?" "I couldn't save them." "...Shinigami and your son." "I'm sorry." "This evening at around 7:30 a fire occurred at a yakiniku shop in Shizuoka Prefecture." "The shop building burned down..." "Its female proprietress, and her son who also worked as an employee, perished in the fire." "Both deceased are from Shizuoka Prefecture, Kamei Naomi-san and her son Hiroto-san." "Dead:" "Proprietress, Kamei Naomi-san Son:" "Kamei Hiroto-san" "The fire with its cause unknown, had not spread to neighboring buildings." "Yakiniku Shop Fire Accident, 2 Dead" "Heyyy!" "Hey!" "Hey...!" "Hey!" "Don't blame yourself." "They're not coming here." "Hey~!" "There's one other world out there, probably." "No matter what anyone says, Shinigami was a good person." "Don't call her "Shinigami"." "Don't cry, it's just the destination had changed." "Because I will go to Heaven to deliver your song." "Alright!" "Do your best and aim for Heaven!" "I'll cheer for you." "Nobody from hell has gone to heaven." "Not even one?" "Is that so?" "Shit..." "That's why, "Heaven" won't reach Heaven." "Kondo-san, what are you doing?" "Ah, don't!" "Don't do that." "You'll die!" "No!" "Give it to me!" "I said no!" "Stop it or you'll choke on it!" "Naomi..." "Naomi..." "Naomi!" "Daisuke!" "Yes?" "Cozy, Jako..." "Waist Pouch!" "Yes!" "From now on, I'm gonna be a Demon." "You already are a demon." "I am now 100% demon, body and soul." "This is to send you guys to Heaven!" "I will literally give you one HELL of a special training!" "Can you keep up with it?" "Uh, yes." "Don't give me "yes"!" "Give me a big "Hell!"" "Hell!" "Muthafuckaaah!" "You won't be going anywhere..." "Ginza, Onino Instruments" "What do you guys want!" "?" "LEFT HAND" "SHUDDUPPPP!" "Hey!" "Hey hey!" "Just JimiHen's..." "Just leave JimiHen's left hand..." "Shut your trap!" "Here you go." "How the hell am I gonna attach this!" "Hey!" "Take me to the hospital!" "Yes, looking good..." "Ready, jaa~n!" "Not there!" "Here, here you idiot!" "Okay, here we go..." "Ready..." "No!" "You stay here!" "Ah, that feels good." "No it doesn't!" "Ah, it just won't stay put at all!" "Leader, isn't because JimiHen was left-handed?" "You shoulda told me earlier, idiot!" "Dammmiiiiittt!" "I'm flying outta here!" "Animal!" "ANIMAL" "Next." "Anything but a praying mantis!" "Anything but that!" "Animal!" "Seki-kuuun~!" "Oh no!" "Don't come near me!" "Wait for me~!" "Don't come!" "Waiiit!" "Don't feel embarrassed towards a girl!" "C'mere!" "Daisuke." "First of all, congratulations for losing your virginity." "It's a wonderful day." "No, it was just mating, ok?" "Mating." "That was mating between praying mantis okay?" "It was mating so..." "It was animal instinct." ""Instinct"..." "I guess it's not the same as a guy hugging a woman." "Reality-wise..." "I wish you and Junko-san happiness." "No, Junko-san was also a mantis so..." "Jako!" "Animals are..." "Please don't touch me!" "You just had me once..." "Don't act as if you're my boyfriend!" "Get outta my way!" "Let's express this regret with rock." "Kondo-san, enough of the crap already, and teach me to play "Heaven"." "Why not!" "It's still too early for you." "Besides, this song was written with keyboard." "I cannot be reproduce it without a keyboard" "But if we won't play "Heaven", we can't win HellRock." "By the way, when and where is HellRock gonna be held?" "You don't know?" "Sorry for using without permission." "There was no one around so..." "That's right!" "We were together in the Band Club!" "Look look, we have our keyboardist!" "Too old." "No, we're the same age." "I'm 47 years old." "Too old." "Unfortunately, HellRock only accepts high school students" "EH!" "?" "Please join Hellzu!" "As a demon, should he always be kneeling down like that!" "?" "Right?" ""Those who kill themselves fall straight to Black Rope Hell."" "Doesn't this look like Daisuke?" "Soon you will be done with your training!" ""They're bound with a fiery hot black rope, get pushed off a cliff..."" ""At the bottom, they will land on swords with their sharp points sticking out of the ground piercing their bodies."" "First fret..." "Second fret..." "Third fret..." ""They will be eaten by a dog with burning iron fangs."" "That's effed up." "Right?" "Human Realm." "I will let you go to the Human Realm." "Seki Daisuke." "You will be reborn as a human." "Why?" "Well." "It's 'cause you worked hard for it." "What, you got a problem!" "?" "Yes, I don't care about the human world, since my goal is to go to Heaven." "It's pointless even it's just me who will get to go." "Wait, don't you want to meet Tezuka Hiromi!" "?" "She's married and living happily." "I don't want to be a bother." "Daisuke..." "I want to deliver Killer K's song to heaven." "That is my mission." "Don't be stupid!" "Snot-nosed brats like you should only think of themselves!" "We don't need hypocrites in Hell!" "This time, you won't be a dog nor a mantis." "You will meet her in your present form." "Human to human... as man and woman!" "He's right, Seki-kun!" "Go if you really love her!" "If she's married, just go and have an affair with her!" "You had an affair, that's why you fell down here, didn'tcha!" "?" "If you go back to the transient world, you'll get to have loads of fun, right?" "You can eat ice cream, drink smoothies!" "You may experience the same hardships again..." "But you can eat ice cream, and drink smoothies!" "Oh, sorry." "I tried to think of better reasons to go back there but..." "That's good enough." "I'm going back to the transient world." "To those who are just living..." "I will tell them how amazing it feels just being alive..." "Like eating ice cream or drinking smoothies how amazing things are I will make sure to tell them that." "Take care of yourself out there, Daisuke." "We will also follow after you soon." "Go on ahead, and welcome us when we get there." "Seki-kun, I still want to watch the video, okay!" "Thanks, I will try being a human again." "I'm ready!" "Good luck in getting there..." "Nothing." "The human world is a competition." "Prepare yourself!" "HUMAN" "GO!" "Daisukeeeeh!" "Eh?" "I'll start from here?" "Get outta my way!" "Make way for Pre-Cum-sama!" "Not if I can help it~!" "I should have warned you before..." "Sorry." "Where are the others?" "In the club room, waiting for you." "They're desperate too..." "Mustering their last ditch efforts." "Jako is almost turning into a demon, too." "Take a look at yourself..." "You're turning into one too." "This is your last chance." "What're you gonna do?" "I've come this far already, no choice but to do it." "Come with me." "This guy's a senior college mate of mine." "As you can see, he was a former Yakuza." "Why do you have to tell him that?" "A B C D E F G..." "These seven musical scales are the foundation, not just for rock and roll." "But, here in Hell, there is one more chord." "Not again..." "In short... what's after G is..." ""H"..." "Also sounds like "Ecchi" pertaining to something sexual" "Why do you have to use permanent marker?" "It's the first letter of Hell, right?" ""H" for Hell!" "That's clever!" "What?" "Shouldn't I have said that?" "The bass strings broke, so we're here to buy strings." "Those who have control of the H Chord, will have control of Hell!" "If you master the H Chord, you will definitely win!" "Yes, I mean "Hell!" Please teach it to me!" "This is it." "Hell Chord." "This is H!" "No, no, that's impossible!" "Senpai, if you please." "Yuck!" "Right?" "Senpai, first is..." "the third string on the eighth fret." "Then, second string on the 10th fret." "Wait, this is a bit hard." "Okay, okay." "Then..." "Here?" "Like this?" "With your index finger press the 6th string on the first fret." "Oops, oops... oh, okay okay..." "Right here." "Then, your little finger on the first string of the 24th fret." "Oww oww oww!" "It hurts?" "Where does it hurt?" "Hold on, hold on..." "Cozy, you press this down here." "I can do it up to here..." "Right here." "Then, press his little finger on the first string of the 24th fret..." "That hurts..." "Oww oww oww!" "Then how about the opposite direction?" "How?" "Oww oww oww!" "What if from above?" "Oh, let's try it from above." "From above?" "Like this?" "Yes." "From here?" "So then, with your little finger, press the 6th string on the first fret." "Then your ring finger on the 3rd string of the eighth fret." "Oww oww oww!" "It hurts so I'll try more time..." "You got that?" "Of course not!" "The heck, there's no point coming here!" "Right?" "What do you mean, "right"?" "It seems like I became a demon, in order to master this." "Watch carefully... the Chord of Hell "H"!" "Dayyumm..." "Calm down, do not panic!" "We're gonna get punished!" "Who sounded the Chord of Hell!" "?" "Was it you!" "Wasn't meee!" "Onino-senpai!" "Don't be scared, Daisuke!" "You want to have control of Hell, don't you!" "?" "He's way more scared." "Please stop!" "I'm sorry!" "So- sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "Hell Rock Battle Royale..." "Yeah yeah.... yeah yeah!" "...begins now!" "Seki-kun!" "Let's go, Daisuke!" "Just follow us!" "Where to?" "Am I okay enough for it?" "To kick things off..." "Drummers' Showdown!" "Get ready for..." "Bassists' Showdown!" "You bitch!" "Oww oww!" "Die~!" "Move, bitch!" "Wait, wait!" "Watch it..." "I..." "I..." "I have fear of pointy objects, okay!" "It would have been better if you have eight hands." "Animal!" "ANIMAL" "I won!" "Hell~!" "Thank you everyone~!" "Ya punk!" "Oww!" "Eat this, bitch!" "Oww!" "That hurts!" "Ya dumbass!" "There's no clear winner..." "Animal!" "ANIMAL" "Jako!" "Animal!" "ANIMAL" "Eh?" "How dare he..." "do this to my beautiful members!" "No way, no way..." "Guitar Solo Showdown!" "What the heck's with that body!" "Just a little nip and tuck." "A "little"?" "This is a mismatch!" "You have 56 more hands put in there." "Get ready~, JimiHen!" "Randy Rhoads!" "Gary Moore." "Stevie "Ray" Vaughn!" "Unfair!" "No way I can win against that!" "Look carefully." "The hands can't get along at all!" "Oww!" "The hell's with you!" "What the" " That hurts!" "Yuck!" "Stinks!" "Ugh!" "Which one of you stinks!" "Stop it!" "JimiHen don't pull Gary's arm!" "I said stop it!" "You're all pissing me off so..." "Shadow Cloning Technique!" "Note:" "Right is guitarist Rolly Teranishi, Left is Marty Friedman of Metallica" "How can there be that kind of thing!" "Randy Rhoades" "Gary Moore" "Jimi Hendrix" "Stevie "Ray" Vaughn" "Because of their schedule, the other four will not be attending." "As an apology, they gave us these lovely wreaths." "Have taste of my Guitar Harassment!" "YOU PUNK!" "Get ready for..." "Halftime Show!" "Matsuura!" "Waist Pouch!" "If you please!" "Alright, this guy digs it." "Here we go, here we go!" "♫ Enma-sama!" "C'mon!" "♫ So terrifying!" "Alright!" "Yeah!" "♫ Enma-sama!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "So fearsome!" "The hell..." "*"Chikushou" = can mean "Animal" or "Dammit"" "Dammit*, that was awesome!" "Mya~..." "ANIMAL" "Matsuura ..." "Without the hands, nothing's gonna get in our way now!" "But there's three of you!" "So it's a foursome, right?" "Oww!" "Daisuke!" "Use your face!" "Mya~" "Not like that." "Like this!" "MYAAAH~!" "Go!" "Myaa~!" "Mya, mya..." "Do it seriously!" "Sorry." "Mi-Mya~..." "No!" "Like this!" "MYA MYA MYA MYAAAAAAH!" "Don't out-big me, you fool!" "Mya!" "How mean!" "Make them reborn as animals at least!" "Shut your mouth, Chugly." "ANIMAL" "I will be your last opponent." "First off, Burning Inferno." "Get ready." "Fire~!" "Oww oww..." "Fire!" "Nowhere to run!" "Fiiirrrre!" ""In the Burning Inferno... the person is cooked in burning oil, then get hit with an iron club..."" "After that much heat..." "you will be cooled down." "Eight Cold Hells Part 1" "To Atada Hell." "Atada Hell?" ""Since it's so cold, you'll be crying out, 'Atata!" "' "" "Atataaaah~!" ""Kakaba Hell"." ""Since it's so cold, you will cry out 'Hababa' "" "Hababaaaa~!" ""Kokoba Hell." "Since it's so cold, you will cry out 'Kukuba'."" "It ain't 'Kokoba'?" "Kukubaaaa!" "Do the "H"!" "Daisuke!" "Play the H chord!" "No no, it's.. it's already broken!" "How does it go again?" "I can't reach it!" "Fifth string on the fifth fret!" "Daisuke!" "Cozy!" "?" "Sixth string, first grid!" "Daisuke!" "Jako!" "First string, 24th fret!" "Junkooooo~!" "Seki-kun..." "NOW STRUMMM!" "That ain't it!" "That was H Minor!" "Matsuura~!" "Sorry!" "HEAVENNN~!" "HEAVEN" "♫ Let's go on a trip, not to here but to some place" "♫ 旅に出よう ここじゃない どこかへ Tabi ni deyou koko janai doko ka e" "♫ Let's go on a trip, not in this world but to the other world" "♫ 旅に出よう この世じゃない あの世へ Tabi ni deyou konoyo janai anoyo e" "Go now, Daisuke." "We got a glimpse of what Heaven is like." "Whether they like my song or not... ♫ 旅に出よう ここじゃない どこかへ Tabi ni deyou koko janai doko ka e Let's go on a trip, not here but to some place" "Please find it out for me." "♫ 旅に出よう この世じゃない あの世へ Tabi ni deyou konoyo janai anoyo e Let's go on a trip, not in this world but to the other world" "No matter what..." "Whether it's Heaven or Hell they both start with the letter H." "♫ 旅に出よう 段差に気を付けて Tabi ni deyou dansa ni ki o tsukete Let's go on a trip, just watch your step" "♫ 旅に出よう 貴重品だけ身につけて Tabi ni deyou kichō-hin dake mi ni tsukete Let's go on a trip, just bring along your valuables." "♫ People know every lil thing about Hell" "♫ 人はみな 地獄に詳しい Hell Hito ha mina jigoku ni kuwashī Hell" "♫ But no one knows what it's like in... ♫ でも天国のことは 誰も知らない Heaven Demo tengoku no koto wa daremoshiranai Heaven" "♫ Heaven" "♫ If you are here with me... ♫ あなたがいれば そこは天国 Anata ga ireba soko wa tengoku" "♫ ...that'd be Heaven." "♫ Without you... ♫ あなたがいない そこは地獄 Anata ga inai soko wa jigoku" "♫ ...that'd be Hell." "♫ If you are here with me... ♫ あなたがいれば 地獄も天国 Anata ga ireba jigoku mo tengoku" "♫ Even Hell becomes Heaven." "♫ Without you... ♫ あなたがいない 天国は地獄 Anata ga inai tengoku wa jigoku" "♫ Heaven is Hell." "HEAVEN" "Welcome, may I have your name?" "GOD" "I'm Seki Daisuke." "HEAVEN" "Sei-ki Dai-She-ki, right?" "This way please." "Note:" "This man's nameplate says "Buddha"" "Please observe silence." "Yes, sorry." "Sei-ki-sama, your bed is ready." "Please follow us." "Okay." "So that everyone here in Heaven will experience the utmost comfort we don't allow conversations of more than 20 decibels." "Ah, Sugimoto-kun!" "Daisuke-kun, how are you?" "Shibata-kun..." "Koike-san too!" "So everyone's been here all along?" "Daisuke..." "Please." "Please." "Please." "Please." "Please, please." "Please." "For things like meals, bathroom and toilet needs we provide 100 percent support service." "Yes?" "Coming, coming." "Please." "Oh, thanks." "Oh, no!" "I almost forgot..." "It's not what I came here for..." "Um, excuse me!" "Excuse me!" "May we help you?" "Well, uh..." "I would like to find someone..." "Can you wait for a while!" "Sorry about that~." "Sorry." "Can you please tell us the name?" "Tezuka Hiromi-san..." "Do you know her ID number?" "ID..." "No, I don't know it..." "Do you know the date of death?" "Uh, I don't know either." "Oh!" "B-But if she's still alive, and since we're the same age she must be 87 years old." "It seems she hasn't arrived yet." "Please wait a while longer." "Here?" "For how long?" "The time in this world is different from that world." "A week in the transient world is equal to ten years here." "Please take your time." "No way, I can't wait that long!" "I'm gonna die of boredom here!" "Well that's..." "Because this is heaven." "No, this is hell!" "This is heaven." "Hiroto-kun?" "Naomi-san... ♫ If you are here with me..." "♫ ...that'd be Heaven." "♫ Without you... ♫ That'd be Hell." "Please stop that!" "Seki-san!" "♫ If you are are here with me..." "Sorry." "Seki-san!" "We're awfully sorry." "Seki-san... not more than 20 decibels!" "Even Hell--!" "If.." "I.. have... you" "Seki-san!" "Seki-san!" "Here!" "Oww!" "Press here!" "Right here!" "Press this button here..." "One next to "beef"..." "Right above "sex"." "Next to the "beef" and above the "sex"!" "Oww oww!" "Above the "sex"!" "Shinigami..." "Welcome to Hell..." "Muthafuckaaaah~!" "♫ 俺の右腕は ジミヘンの左腕 Ore no migiude wa JimiHen no hidariude" "♫ My right hand is JimiHen's left hand." "♫ The left hand is Kurt Cobain's right hand" "♫ 俺の左腕は カートコバーンの右腕 Ore no hidariude wa Kāto Kobān no migiude" "♫ Legs feet and hips are Michael Jackson's" "♫ 下半身は マイケルジャクソン Kahanshin wa Maikeru Jakuson" "♫ Voice from, voice from... ♫ 声は 声は 忌野清志郎 Koe wa koe wa Imawano Kiyoshirō" "♫ Imawano Kiyoshirooooo" "♫ They have gone to hell" "♫ They have" "Why the hell did you come back!" "Because Heaven was so boring." "It was more hell than hell." "Well, no one knows Heaven except those who went there." "I guess only those who went there know." "I knew it." "You're a cool dude, that's why you fell to hell, right?" "Finally, I will give you one last chance." "Who's he?" "So small!" "Who's that?" "It's the Principal." "The Principal." "The Principal." "Mya!" "For Safe and Easy Childbirth" "♫ Let's go on a trip... ♫ Not to here but to some place" "♫ Let's go on a trip... ♫ Not in this world but to the other world" "♫ Let's go on a trip... ♫ Just watch your step" "♫ Let's go on a trip..." "Seki-kun, you like me, don't you?" "Me too." "♫ Let's go on a trip, not here but to some place" "♫ 旅に出よう ここじゃない どこかへ Tabi ni deyou koko janai doko ka e" "NAGASE TOMOYA" "♫ Let's go on a trip, not in this world but to the other world" "♫ 旅に出よう この世じゃない あの世へ Tabi ni deyou konoyo janai anoyo e" "♫ Let's go on a trip, just watch your step" "♫ 旅に出よう 段差に気を付けて Tabi ni deyou dansa ni ki o tsukete" "KAMIKI RYUNOSUKE" "ONO MACHIKO MORIKAWA AOI" "♫ Let's go on a trip Just bring along your valuables" "♫ 旅に出よう 貴重品だけ身につけて Tabi ni deyou kichō-hin dake mi ni tsukete" "KIRITANI KENTA SEINO NANA FURUTACHI KANJI" "MINAGAWA SARUTOKI SHISHIDOU KAVKA MANII KIYOSHI" "♫ If you are here with me (Wooh)" "♫ あなたがいれば (woo woo woo) Anata ga ireba (woo woo woo)" "SAKAI MAKI NAKAMURA SHIDO" "♫ ...that'd be Heaven." "♫ そこは天国 Soko wa tengoku" "♫ Without you... (Wooh)" "♫ あなたがいない (woo woo woo) Anata ga inai (woo woo woo)" "CAMEO APPEARANCES:" "CHAR NOMURA YOSHIO GONZO KIMURA ATSUKI MIURA JUN KAISOKU TOKYO MARTY FRIEDMAN ROLLY" "♫ ...that'd be Hell." "♫ そこは地獄 Soko wa jigoku" "KARASUMA SETSUKO TAGUCHI TOMOROWO KATAGIRI JIN ELEN ARAKAWA YOSHIYOSHI" "♫ If you are here with me (Wooh)" "♫ あなたがいれば (woo woo woo) Anata ga ireba (woo woo woo)" "FURUTA ARATA" "MIYAZAWA RIE" "♫ Even Hell becomes Heaven." "♫ 地獄も天国 Jigoku mo tengoku" "♫ Without you (Wooh)" "♫ あなたがいない (woo woo woo) Anata ga inai (woo woo woo)" "THEME SONG Words by:" "KUDO KANKURO" "INSERT SONGS:" ""TENGOKU" "TENCHU"" ""TENGOKU"" "♫ Heaven is Hell" "♫ 天国は地獄 Tengoku wa jigoku" "WAKAKUSHITE SHINU" "JIGOKU NOUGYOU KOUKOO KOOKA" "SUICIDE" "ENMA WO TATAERU UTA" "GOKAI NO UTA" "JUNKO NO TEHMA" "DEVIL HARASSMENT" "HUMORESQUE" "DemonPhone Creator KATAGIRI JIN" "♫ So long ago, they all fell down to hell" "♫ みんなとっくに 地獄に落ちた Min'na tokkuni jigoku ni ochita" "♫ The real cool ones fell down to hell" "♫ カッコ良すぎて 地獄に落ちた Kakko yo sugite jigoku ni ochita" "Director of Photography:" "SOMA DAISUKE" "♫ So long ago, they all fell to hell" "♫ みんなとっくに 地獄に落ちた Min'na tokkuni jigoku ni ochita" "Art Directors:" "KUWAJIMA TOWAKO KOIZUMI HIROYASU" "♫ The real cool ones fell down to hell" "♫ カッコ良すぎて 地獄に落ちた Kakko yo sugite jigoku ni ochita" "Costume Designer:" "IGA DAISUKE" "♫ So long ago, they all fell down to hell" "♫ みんなとっくに 地獄に落ちた Min'na tokkuni jigoku ni ochita" "♫ The real cool ones fell down to hell" "♫ カッコ良すぎて 地獄に落ちた Kakko yo sugite jigoku ni ochita" "Editor:" "MIYAJIMA RYUJI" "Music Producer:" "MUKAI SHUTAKU" "Decoration:" "NISHIO TOMO" "Welcome to Hell!" "Recording:" "FUJIMOTO KENICHI" "This right here is Hell." "Ain't that right." "Everyone knows" "Producers:" "UDA MITSURU NAGASAKA MAKIKO USUI HISAHI" "Even children know" "Line Producer:" "SAKAMOTO TADAHISA" "There are also schools and exams" "Welcome to Hell!" "Muthafuckaaah!" "Subtitles by WABI-SABI SUBS" "♫ Too young to die" "JP-EN Translation Subtitle Timing  Editing:" "EARTHCOLORS" "♫ You died at 17" "♫ Too young to die Too young to die" "Raw Provider:" "BLUEYOUNG" "♫ Welcome to my Hell" "Executive Producers:" "NAGASAWA SHUICHI ICHIKAWA MINAMI JULIE K. FUJISHIMA INOUE HAJIME HATANAKA TATSURO NAGASAKA MAKIKO TAKAHASHI MAKOTO MIYAMOTO NAOTO TESHIMA MASAO UEDA TAICHI" "♫ Too young to die Too young to die" "Producers:" "UDA MITSURU NAGASAKA MAKIKO USUI HISAHI" "♫ You died at 17" "♫ Too young to die Too young to die" "Director / Screenplay:" "KUDO KANKURO" "♫ Welcome to my Hell" "Distribution:" "TOHO ASMIK ACE A 2016 Production:" "ASMIK ACE" "If you like this movie, support it by buying its original DVDs and/or BluRay Thanks for watching~!"