"Youre all murderers!" "Easy, isnt it?" "All weve got is rocks!" "HATE" "this film is dedicatedto those who died while it wasbeing made." "There's this man who falls off a 50-floor skyscraper." "Ashe passes each floor, he keep stelling himself," ""So far, so good."" ""So far, so good."" ""So far, so good..."" "It's not the fall that kills you." "It's the landing." "Don"t forget.: the police kill Same crime, same bastards" "Justice for Mako" "Last night, rioting engulfed the Muguetshousing estate." "A hundred or so youngsters besieged the police station in the middle of the estate." "The battle left 1 4 policemen wounded, and 33 rioters were arrested." "The rioters looted part of the shopping centre and several other buildings, before dispersing around 4 a.m." "The riotsbegan after a local policeman seriously wounded a youngster two days ago." "The officer hasbeen suspended, but Abdel lchaha is still in St-Georgeshospital, in a critical condition..." "Arrested a thief, a minor, no id on him..." "Saïd fucksthe police" "Hey, Vinz!" "What the fuck is he up to?" " What?" " What you mean, what?" "Would it kill you to say hello?" "What you want, Saïd?" "Tell your brother to come down." " Why?" " Just tell him." " Why?" " Just tell him!" "Why?" "Whats this, a fucking sketch on the telly?" "Will you stop that racket!" "Its just as bad as last night." "Whats going on?" "Did you see me out here last night?" "No!" "Stop screaming in the street like a girl." " Next riot, well burn you!" " Little sod!" " You gonna get him or what?" " Wanker!" "Are you still there?" "Go on, get him!" "Im not waking him up." "You do it!" "I hope the cops give you a good kicking!" "Vinz!" "Shut it, Saïd!" "Hey, watch your fucking lip!" "Ill have to give you a slap." "Piss off, your breath stinks." "How about a wake-up spliff?" "One... two... three..." " You lost!" " Go andfuck your sister!" "Hey, watch your mouth about my sister!" "Piss off!" "Your sister blows riot police." "You sadfucking Yid!" "We skinning up or what?" "I saw a cow." " Do what?" "Acow." " Wheres the draw?" " In the box there." "Last night, during the rioting," "I ran round this corner straight into a cow!" "Yeah?" "You ought to stop smoking this stuff!" "Saïd, Ill tell Nan youre smoking drugs." "Go on, then!" "Ill slit your throat and drown you in your own blood!" "Nan!" "All right, all right..." "Come on." " Clear off." "And stay off my bed!" "Nan..." "Go on, piss off, you little grass!" " Clear off." " Yeah, piss off!" "Clear off." "And dont talk to her like that!" "Theres no salt!" " Talk nicely to your nan." " Who are you, my dad?" " What you talking about?" "Are you my mum all of a sudden?" "Anyway, why arent you at school?" " It burnt down!" " Burning a school?" "What savages!" "Thats how it starts." "Everyone stops going to the synagogue..." " Nan!" " Nan what?" "I didnt burn the school down!" "You dont go to the synagogue either!" "Ive had enough of this!" "If we all ran off, every time the discussion didnt go our way..." "At least wed all be running the same way!" "Are you talking to me?" "Are you talking to me?" "Are you talking to me, motherfucker?" "Are you talking to me?" "Are you?" "Hey, this fuckers talkingto me!" "Hes talking to me!" "Is that how you talk to me?" "He goes, Id do anything for money." "Id even kill people." "And his mate goes," "I reckon Id kill youfor money." "The other one like looks at him, and you know what he says?" "He says, No, youre my friend." "I wouldnt take any money, Id kill you for free!" "Isnt that fucking brilliant?" "Id kill you for free!" " Brilliant, innit?" " I understood the first time." "Hey, tell your brother to come and see me." "What a brilliant thing to say!" "Id kill you for free!" "Shut up and pass me that spliff." " Abrilliant thingto say." " Brilliant!" "He goes, Id kill you for free!" "What can you say after that?" "Nothing!" "Whats the matter with you this morning?" "Your old lady blows grizzlies" "Fuck me!" "They completely trashed it." "Look!" "I dont fucking believe it." "How didthey get that in?" "How did they get the car in?" "The doors arent big enough." "Hey, Saïd, look, look..." "He must be well pissed off, eh?" "Andthe rest!" "Two years hard work gone up in smoke." "Good blow, Vinz." "Its not mine, its Huberts." "Dont hogthe spliff, Saïd!" " I thought youd given up." " So did I." "What happened here?" "What do you think?" "They burnt it?" "Well done!" "Come back next week, Einstein!" "Shut it, you!" "Anyway, I knew ltd happen one day." "So why did you bust a gut to get it open?" "The dickhead thought it was worth it." "Youre the dickhead!" "Do you know who did it?" "I dont want to." "How did they get the car in?" "The doors arent big enough." "Vinz!" "We were swearing at them, spitting on them, everything." "But the filth didnt move a muscle." "Then they leapt into action, makingthis passageway..." "This fucking passageway, andthey waded in with pickaxe handles..." "You see this?" "Then it went fucking wild!" "Once, twice..." "Then we tore into them!" "Bang!" "I took one of the fuckers out, Im telling you!" "Listen." "YZ!" "Bollocks!" "Thats your mum on a CR!" "No, its Mohameds KX." "Hes changed the exhaust." "No, its Vinzs mum on a YZ!" "Which Mohamed?" "Faridas little brother?" "Farida, who just got her licence?" "No, the one who works on the market." "Oh, right." "Anyway, you should have been there." "Especially you, Hubert." "It was wicked." " Vinz!" " Hi." "Getting tear-gassed, banged up, beaten the shit out of, and then murdered by my folks..." "I dont see the big attraction!" "Stop talking bollocks!" "Its war!" "Driving back the filth!" "Youre doing my head in!" "I was doing other stuff." "Anice little earner, but your fucking riot put paidto that!" "When a brother gets killed, I fight back." "Abrother?" "Whose brother?" "Do I know him?" "You ever seen me with him?" "Im not gonna get beaten up for some chav I dont even know." "See you later." "We going, then?" "Really!" "Abdels not a chav." "All I know is, bullets fly faster than I can run." "Hey, what you doing?" "Get your hands off the merguez!" " Go on, give us one!" "Are you paying?" "Stop whining." "Youll be whining in a minute, Saïd!" "Theyre 5 francs for everyone." "Except for Hubert, because were on his block." " What, 5 francs for a merguez?" " Yeah..." "No, 5 francs for two." " Hands off the bread!" " Fucking hell..." " Nice!" " Got 5 francs for me, Vinz?" "No, but Ive got 5 francs for me!" " Here." " Leave it out!" "Ill remember this." " Yeah, you remember it." " Never forget." "Let me have it on credit." "Ill give your sister some credit!" "Watch your mouth about my sister!" "Lighten up, you little Raghead!" "Saïd, come back here!" "Give me that merguez back!" "Give it back, you bastard!" "Piss off, Saïd!" "You got 2francs for my merguez?" "No, were skint, mate." "Were skint." " 2francs." " We dont have it." "So the judge goes, Three months, with two suspended, or you do stuff for the council." "Community service?" "Thats shit, that is." "You ever done it?" "No, fuck it, they can bang me up!" "What?" "Bang you up?" "Your brother nicked a merguez." " Hes lying!" " Its in his mouth!" "Put it on my account." "Your nose is growing, Pinocchio!" " Put it on my account." " Ill bust your nose!" " Piss off!" " Hey, my merguez!" "Weve got your merguez, you fucker!" "A45 automatic." "Uke Mel Gibsons in Lethal Weapon!" "In Lethal Weapon?" "That was a Glock 9-millimetre." "Awhat?" "No, that was a Desert Eagle!" "What you on about?" " What you on about?" "The scene with the truck..." "That wasnt in Lethal Weapon..." "What are you talking about?" "Hey, calm down, Saïd!" "Acop lost his shooter on the estate last night." "Didnt you know?" "Yeah, brilliant, innit?" "I dont know the cop who lost it." "Dont know who it is." "But Id like to know who found it." "That dont mean anything, what you just said!" "Ill sleep, eat, do my time, and come back." "Im the only one who hasnt done time yet." "Amonth for shoplifting?" "Gangsta!" " OK, its not up to your level..." "What you on about?" "Ive never been inside." " You never got caught." " No, I stopped in time." "Look whos come for a visit." "Look!" "Look, its the mayor." "Hey, mayor, fuck your mother, you bastard!" "Stop the music." "Everyone calm down." "Whos in charge here?" "You, Nordine?" "Whats going on here?" "Do you think youre at Euro-Disney?" "You know youre not allowed up here." "You have to go down." "Were not doing any harm." "Thats not the point." "You have to go down, end of story." "Were OK up here." "You have to go down." "Hey, is that the only sentence you learnt at school?" "Stop it, stop it..." "Lets have some quiet!" " The next one who..." "Theres no point arguing." "You cant stay here." "So gather up your chairs, get your merguez, and everyone go back down nice and quietly." "All right!" "And how are you gonna make us?" "With dogs?" "Or just you in your nice uniform?" "Nordine, were just doing our job." "Leave us alone!" "And you dont talk to me!" "I dont know you." "Now go, all of you!" "Thatll do, thats enough!" "If you wanna stay, stay." "The rest can go down." " Im staying." " Youre leaving!" "Go on, Nordine, let me stay!" "What did I say?" " Im going..." " Well, then?" " Im going!" " Piss off!" "Im going, Im going!" "Come on, Vinz." "Were going." "What are you doing?" "He always stops it just when its gettingfun." "No, he said we have to go down, so we have to go down!" "...like in sex shops." "Whats it called?" " Like a thong?" "Awhat?" "Athong, dickhead!" "Yeah, this bird, on my mothers life," "I fucked her arse off!" "We were in her room..." "She couldnt get enough of it." "We were making so much noise the bloke next door banged the wall." "Its all porkies!" "You didnt fuck anyone." "What, porkies?" " Do you know her?" " Yeah, shes got AIDS." "Piss off, will you!" " Gentlemen!" "Were from the TV." " What the...?" "Were you rioting last night?" "Did you do any looting?" "Do we look like villains to you?" " I didnt say that." " What do we look like to you?" "Get out of the car." "This isnt Thoiry." "Look, we have a job..." "Yeah, what is it, stirring up the shit, so you can get a scoop?" "Who you think you are, coming here and causingtrouble?" "What the fuck are you filming?" "What are you filming?" "This isnt Thoiry!" "What the fuck is it, today?" "Who the fuck was that bitch?" "Whats Thoiry?" "One of them safari parks." "Thoiry, my arse!" "Right." "Open the door!" "Saïd, raas clat!" "Talk proper, this is France!" "Its afternoon already." "Whats that on your head?" "Aspot?" "Piss off, will you!" "Are you making a film in that?" "Dixons, whats this pile of shit?" " Get off!" " Its only a tracksuit." "You were supposedto get a new telly." "This is shite!" "I came for my money yesterday." "Where were you?" "I didnt have your money." "Dont you know what happened?" "Look at what your pals did while you were all out there." "Foueds brother didthat." " So?" " So, give me his address!" "I dont believe it." "Look at the state of my car!" "Look at the state of my car!" "Look at it!" "Leave that alone!" "Thats 50,000 francs down the drain. 50 grand!" "How am I gonna work now?" "Its only a car." "Leave it out!" "Its all I own." " Stop it..." " Leave them alone!" "Abrothers in hospital..." "What do you mean, a brother?" "Hes not my problem." "That is!" "You disgust me!" "Its all Ive got, its my life." "50,000francs." "Hey, the riots!" "My problem is my car." " Look, the riots!" " This crap oldtelly..." "Thats right, break it!" "Hang on, Im doing my best." "Look, its David!" "How did he get filmed?" "I was right next to him, they didnt film me." "I cant see anything." "What can I do?" "Its shit!" "How did he get filmed?" "Hey, my money, Dixons." "Asterix has got your money." "Get off my jacket, youll make it stink!" "I bet youre happy, eh?" "Apig lost his gun on the estate." "I hope that whoever finds it goes and burns down Paris for a change." "Dont worry!" "Were going to burn the bastards down!" "You know that programme where they trick people?" "They hadthis famous bloke on, and he was on his guard, right?" "His mate had organised it all with the hidden camera people, so the famous bloke would be suspicious." "This bloke eats in the same restaurant every day, so hes sure this is where theyll trick him." "And everyone makes sure he thinks the cameras in the restaurant." "He sees the telly van outside, he sees the camera behind a mirror, and his mate starts pretending to act all weird and that." "So this bloke, right, thinks he can fool everyone, and he pretends he hasnt noticed, although he has." "But hes, like, really nervous, wondering whats gonna happen." "But they havent planned anything, they just film him shitting himself." "Anyway, at one point..." "Stop it for fuck sake!" " It wasnt me." " Who was it, then?" "You see this famous bloke, sweating like a pig, pretending hes cool, and each time the waiter walks by he gets ready for it." "Then another bloke comes over and asks him for his autograph." "The famous bloke thinks this is it, and he has a go at this other bloke, the autograph bloke, who doesnt know whats going on, and they start laying into each other." "It was ace!" "The telly people hadto pull them apart." "Afight and everything, it was brill!" "And then?" "Well, that was it." "Who was the famous bloke?" "I cant remember but hes famous." "I dont remember." "Somethings going on..." "See you later." "What didthey want?" "Revenge is a dish best served cold!" "No, it was Abdels brother." "Theyve got a pump-action shotgun." "Party time..." "Shall we go and see Abdel in hospital?" "Got something to show you first." "This is a serious fucking piece of kit!" " Look at it." " Beautiful!" " What you gonna do with it?" " Stop it!" "Well, what?" " Well see if Abdel dies first." " You gonna kill a pig?" "Get some respect." "By topping a copper?" "I dont know, but itll even the score a bit." " I could have got you a gun." "This is different." "You think youre on a mission?" "What are you on about?" "I found the gun, end of story!" " Will it do Abdel any good?" " Itll do us some good." "Smart arse!" "You knobhead!" "Youve got a serious problem, Vinz." "Ill do what I have to." " I dont want any bother." " Just stay away, then." "Anyway, with that thing, youre the top man round here!" "Hey, Hubert, wait for me!" "Shit!" "What you doing, laying an egg?" "All right, dont shit yourself!" "Calling Dr Pujol to operating block 4..." "Sorry, lads, you cant go in." "Weve come to see Abdel." "I have my orders." "Were not causing trouble." "Just two minutes, then well go." "Hes a friend." "The doctors wont let you in." "Hes in a coma." "We told you, were friends!" "I cant!" "Id get the sack." "Yeah, just do as youre told!" "Dont take that tone." "His family is here." "Lets show them some respect." "Are you sure youre keeping the right people out?" " Dont stay here, please." " Get your hands off me!" "You want me to move, do you?" "You wanna shoot me?" "Go on, then!" "Whats going on?" "That fucking twat!" "We came to see someone we know..." "Whats going on?" "Were not goingtill we see Abdel." "Youd better clear off before I arrest you." "Shut it!" "Calm down." "Calm down!" "These youngsters started causingtrouble and I hadto arrest the ringleader." " He didnt do anything!" "The ringleader." " Saïd, the ringleader?" " Raas clat!" "All that trouble last night, and youre still at it?" "You had to try to get in the hospital!" "They were only doingtheir job." " Doingtheir job!" "Shut your fucking mouth once and for all!" " You shut yours!" " Watch how you talk to me!" " Watch how you talk to me!" " Just shut it, once and for all!" "You know nothing!" " And what do you know?" " Shut up, you idiot!" " Dont you..." " Watch how you talk to me!" "The bastards who beat up Abdel will go down, believe me." "In your dreams!" "The cops in there are simply protectingAbdel and his family." "You have to come and stir things up..." "Fucking idiot!" "Confusing the issue..." "Those cops are protecting Abdel and his family, thats all." "The majority of cops on the street want to protect you, not hurt you." "Yeah!" "Who protects us from you?" "Dont let me catch them again!" "Did you learn that off the telly?" "You watch your lip!" "Watch you own lip, you wanker!" "You make me look a fool in front of my colleagues again, and Ill let your brother come and get you!" " I didnt ask for help." " I did it for your brother." "I dont want him cutting you in pieces." "Cut you in pieces..." "I heard about the gym." "I could help you get a new grant." "Im sure you could get another." "Forget it." "Hitting punching bags isnt enough for them any more." "Afew years ago I could still talk to them." "Not any more." "And they know me!" "But imagine an eager new cop." "He wouldnt last a month." "An Arab in a police station doesnt last an hour!" "Ive got to go." "Try and stay cool." "Yeah, well try!" "You little twat!" "Dont talk to me, right?" "All right, all right..." "You shook his hand?" "Hes always been fair with me." "Hes Babylon!" "You dont shake his hand." "Go and shoot him, then!" "Ill go on shaking his hand." "Youre full of shit!" "Dont you worry about me!" "I knew it!" "You were really weird in the hospital." "Show me..." "Go on, show me." "And you didnt tell us!" " You didnt wanna hear about it." "I didnt think you were that stupid." "Im a big boy now, no needto lecture me." "Im not..." " Im gonna kill you!" " Stop it!" "Tough guy with a shooter..." "Im gonna take you apart!" "Stop it, Hubert!" "Come on, lets get a sandwich." " What you doing?" " Shut it!" " Im off." " Yeah, piss off!" "What you doing?" "Come on, Hubert, stop it!" " Stop it for fuck sake!" " Let go of me!" "Whats the matter with him?" "The arsehole thinks too much." " Wheres Mum?" " What does this mean?" "I dont have time." " Well?" " I dont have time." " Whats the answer?" " I dont know." "Yeah, yeah, Im hopeless!" "Hello, Mum." " Hows little brother?" " Hes OK." "But your other brother inside isnt doingtoo well." " Whats up with Max now?" " He wrote, asking for schoolbooks." "Why?" "I dont know." "I think he wants to get some qualifications." "He never even got a school-leaving certificate!" "Leave my pans alone!" "I didnt do anything." "I dont know how Ill pay for books." "Talking of which..." "This is for the gas bill." "And my machine?" " What machine?" "What do you mean?" "My new sewing machine." "Shit, I forgot to ask Dixons." "This ones about to give up the ghost." "Patou, do your homework in your room." " Mum!" " No arguing." "Whos Dixons?" "The fence in tower block B?" "No, the one in D." "I dont know him." "Do you reckon he could get books?" "Hes not an Ottakars!" "We have just learnt that an officer lost his gun in last night's fighting." "The gun still hasn"t been found." "We asked the estatesresidents what implications thismight have in such a tense situation." " What a bloody mess!" " They burnt down your gym." "Im sick of this estate, sick of it." "I have to get away." "Im sure Vinz was one of them who burnt the gym." "Hes getting out of control, like Max." "Ive gotta get away from this place." "If you pass a shop on your way, bring me a lettuce." "Come off it!" "My nan shops here every day." "Its only two fucking francs!" "Your grandmothers one thing, youre another." " Im just looking." " You got 2 francs, Saïd?" " One franc, will that do?" " No, one franc wont do." "Stop huffing and puffing and just give me a franc." "Yeah, right..." "What, what is it?" "Well, what are you doing?" " I saw you." " What did you see?" "Ill have red ones, then." "Theyre cheaper." "My nanll kill me because she doesnt like the red ones." "Why dont you shoot the Chink!" "Get your nan the peppers she wants." "That is bad!" "Wicked..." "Too fucking wicked!" " Saïd..." " Shut it!" " Look, the cow!" " Shut up about that cow!" " I swear..." " Come and cut my hair." "The same one as last night!" " Youre the fucking cow!" "It was there, I saw it!" "Dont you believe me?" "Right there!" "Shut it!" "Canardo..." "Señor Canardo..." "I fuck you all!" "You, him, her..." "Yes, Nan, theyre red." "Well soon know!" "This business with the cow is doing my head in." "Dont mess it up, Vinz..." "I gotta get my end away." "Dont mess it up." "Hey, Im not Paul Bocuse..." " Bocuse?" " Plonk your arse down there!" "This is wicked, Vinz." "The pigs gun..." "Yeah, now stop moving." "I mean it, keep still!" " Careful or Ill shoot you." " Keep still, I said!" "You really gonna waste a pig?" "You wanna be the next Raghead beaten to death in a cell?" "Yeah, well, nor do I!" "You dont wanna be the next Raghead..." "The others think its a big joke." "Well, Im not laughing." " Careful..." " Its all right." "Theyve got their guns..." "What you done?" "Nothing, I swear!" "Its fine." "Why do you have to swear, then?" " Because its fine." " Whys it feel all cold?" "Its cold in here, thats why." "Its cold in here?" "Look, Ill even it out and itll be fine." "No, stop!" "Show me, show me..." "Thanks for trusting me!" "Here..." " You didnt show me!" " You cant see!" " I didnt see..." " Just trust me!" " Trust you?" " Its just a patch..." "Its not even a patch, really." "Why dont you trust me?" "Im not doing it any more!" " Saïd, come back!" " Stop following me!" "Stop it, Saïd!" "Youre a fucking pain!" "In New York, they all have that cut." " Just trust me." " New York?" "What, this is cool in New York?" "I look like a punk!" " Stop laughing!" " Come on, Saïd, give me a kiss!" " Keep away from me!" " Saïd, dont be a fucking pain!" "You really bear a grudge, dont you?" "Hey, whos the dickhead holding your lead?" "Uttle sod!" "Look, its your sister." " What you doing here?" "And you?" "Im asking what youre doing here when you should be in school." "And you two can piss off!" "Go on!" "Go on, you stupid cows!" "Are you still here?" "Piss off!" " Go on!" " Hey, calm down!" "Dont get all matey with him!" " Ill talk to Vincent how I like." " Hes Vinz, not Vincent." "And you can stop talking to him!" " Now piss off!" " Stop pushing!" "Im staying." "Ill tell Dad." "Tell him!" "He doesnt care." " Coming tonight?" " Where?" "Into Paris." "Jasons brothers got a fight." " Got any tickets?" " Its free." "Cool." "The old ways are dying out!" "Look at this!" "Aruckus!" "Remember my brother, you fucker!" "This if for Abdel!" "Start the car!" "Get out of there, you bastards!" "Get out or Ill shoot!" "Nobody move!" "Nobody move!" " Grab him!" " Keep still!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Get out of here, you bastards!" "Hey, Vinz, Hubert!" "This way, quick!" "Left, left!" "This way, come on!" "Dont move!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "Vinz, shit!" "What did you do?" "Fuck your mothers!" "The pig was there, right at the end of my gun." "I had him, as clear as I see you." " Quiet!" " No, fuck it!" "He shit himself, I swear." "If Hubert hadnt been there, Id have shot the fucker!" "Hubert twatted him." "Straight up!" "Lifted him off his feet!" " No!" " I swear on my mothers life." "He decked the pig?" "Hubert, you were brilliant!" "The World is yours" "Now what do we do?" "Dunno about you two." "Ive gotta get my money." "You got Asterixs address?" "OK, but dont keep me hanging on... 15 francs for a Cacolac!" "Id better get my money tonight." "You want some, Vinz?" "Want some Cacolac?" " You dont?" " No." " You sure?" " Yeah." "Just a drop?" "Brother Hub, you want some..." "Youre a Cacolac already!" "Are you two gonna sulk much longer?" "What you talking about?" "Im not sulking." " I dont believe it!" " Tell him!" "Youre like two kids!" " Whos a kid?" " I said twokids!" "Two kids arguing about shit!" "Yeah, Im right with you there!" "Killing a cop is serious shit!" "Hang on, Saïd..." "Tell your mate I never said I was gonna kill a cop." "Yes, you did!" "You did!" "No, thats not what I said." "I said if Abdel dies, Ill kill one." "Im not just gonna do it for fun." "In the cellar, if I hadnt had the gun, theyd have beaten us to death like Malik Oussekine." "Thats not the same thing!" "Do you expect us to come and visit you every Sunday?" "Im not asking anything off someone whos all matey with the filth!" "Yeah, thats right, laugh!" "Yeah, laugh!" "What?" "Ive had my fill of being fucked by the system!" "We live like rats in shitholes!" "Do you do anything to change it?" "You dont!" "Nor do you!" "Well, Ill tell you something." "If Abdel dies, Ill even the score andtake out a pig!" "Theyll understand were not turningthe other cheek any more!" "That speech sounded like a cross between Moses and BernardTapie." "Seriously, Vinz, forget it." "Youre way out of order." "Saïd, if Abdel dies, do we lose a mate or not?" "If he kills a cop, that makes one less, right?" "So its just him!" "Its just you!" "You cant put a hole in them all!" "What is this, a morality lesson?" "Youre so superior, telling me whats right!" "Why are you always on the side of those fuckers?" "Hang on!" "Which fuckers do you mean?" "If youd been to school youd know that..." "Hate begets hate!" "Well, I didnt go to school!" "Im from the street!" "Know what the street taught me?" "If you turn the other cheek, you get fucked!" "Leave me alone!" "What the fuck?" "You pulled a cops gun on a cop!" "You could have got us all killed!" "You cant beat a good shit!" "You shouldnt ask yourself whether you believe in God, but whether God believes in us." "I had a friend, name of Grunwalski." "We were both deportedto Siberia." "When you got sent to the work camps in Siberia, they packed you in cattle trucks, which crossedthe frozen steppes for days on end." "Not a person in sight." "You huddled together for warmth." "But the problem was, you couldnt have a shit in the wagon." "Andthe only times we stopped were to take on water for the locomotive." "But Grunwalski was very prudish." "Even when we hadto wash together, he was embarrassed." "I used to make fun of him because of that." "So when the train stopped, everyone got out to go for a shit behindthe wagon." "Id been giving Grunwalski such a hard time about it, that he preferred to go a bit further off." "So the train started again, and everyone jumped back on, because it didnt wait for you." "The problem was that Grunwalski, whod gone further away, behind a bush, hadnt finished his shit." "I saw him run out from behindthe bush, holding his trousers up, so as not to fall." "And he tried to catch the train." "I held out my hand, but each time he reached out, he let go of his trousers, which fell round his ankles." "So hed pick his trousers up and start running again." "But each time, his trousers would fall down again when he reached for my hand." " So what happened?" " Nothing." "Grunwalski froze to death." "Goodbye." "What did he tell us that for?" "Yeah, Ive got the address." "Ill call you back." "What did he tell us that for?" "Ive just got out of hospital," "I havent eaten for two days, I have a childto feed..." "Minas not lookingtoo good." "Im serious." "Catch her with a lasso, like a cowboy." "Grab a lasso, catch a cow!" "What you want?" "Me, too, my dads in prison, my mums in prison, my brother, my sister..." "Get a job like everyone else!" "What the fuck?" "Is it carnival day today?" "Fucking Mina!" " Mina..." " Ladies and gentleman," "Im homeless, not entitledto benefit," "Ive just got out of prison, and Id like..." "Another hundred metres, you cant miss it." "Thanks." " Have a good day, sir." "Thanks." "Fuck, the cops are polite here!" "He called me sir and everything." "Maybe he won the lottery and kept it quiet." "Fuck, its closed!" "Right, whats his real name?" "I dunno." "I just know him as Asterix." "Asterix..." "Oh, fuck it, well find out." " Hello." " Hello, sorry to bother you, is that Asterixs flat?" "Yeah, I know it sounds a bit weird but..." "The bastard hung up!" " Go on, you try." " Why me?" "Go on!" "Me and Kunta Kinte cant do it." " Hello." " Yes, hello?" "Is Asterix there?" "Asterix?" "Why not Obelix too, while you"re at it?" " No, hang on..." " Stop it, Vinz!" "Youve gone and fucked it now!" "Hey, cut it out!" "Sorry to bother you, madam." "Were looking for a friend called Asterix." "We dont know his family name." "What do you think youre doing, ringing like that?" "I dont believe this!" "Its OK, well go." "No, were not going." "Im staying." "Go on, then, call the police!" "Saïd?" "Asterix?" " Saïd?" " Yeah." "What floor?" " The 5th." "Let us in, then." "Asterix, Asterixl I never heard anything like iti" " You werent followed?" " No." " No one?" " No." "Are you sure?" " Why?" "Because..." " You all right?" "And you?" " Great!" " Look at the kitchen." "Who is that bloke?" "What is this place?" "You win the lottery?" "This flat was lent to me and Im never giving it back." "This isnt a flat, its a castle!" "I dont believe it!" "Its a flat, a fantastic flat!" "Ill introduce you." "Vinz, Asterix, Asterix, Vinz." " Weve met." " Hubert." "Brother Hub." "Weve met before." "Aline of coke?" " No." " You sure?" " No, really." "Alittle line, just a little line of coke." "Dont you want a little line of coke?" " Hows your brother?" "All right." "That fucker!" " Same old routine." " Getting his end away?" "And you?" "Me?" "More than ever." "Look!" "I was told youve got my money." "Come on, hand it over, and be quick about it!" "All right, stop showing off!" "Come on, hand it over." "Come and get it." "OK, you asked for it!" "Hey, thats not for children!" " What?" " Its not for kids, its my gun!" "Im not..." "I know about guns." "Im tooled up as well." " Let me see." " Piss off!" "Show me!" "Piss off, Saïd!" " Put it away, Vinz!" " Its OK." "Smith and Wesson 44 Magnum, snub-nose, all chrome." " Watch it, its loaded." " Can I?" "Nice weapon!" "Youre a gangsta!" " Its for protection." " You know David Blaine?" " What?" " Watch." "One bullet." "Bang!" "I missed!" " Youre mental!" " I missed." " Theyre real bullets!" " Hang on, this is a classic." "Its all right." "Even rarer..." "The same trick with two bullets." "Asterix, what you doing?" "Are you shitting it?" " You shitting it?" " Youre mad!" " Hang on..." " Yeah, come on." " Yeah..." " Your turn." "Yeah, give it here." "Youre really..." "You do it?" " Yeah, come on." " Do it, then!" " What you doing?" " I did it!" "What the fuck are you after?" "Go on, do it!" "Are you chicken?" " Stop it!" " Didnt you see what he did?" " You pointing that at me?" " Youre off your fucking head!" "Yeah, Im pointing it at you!" "Who is this fucker?" "Ill show you whos fucking chicken!" "Wanna see someone pointing a gun?" "Wanna see a real shooter?" " What?" "What?" " Hey, Vinz, look!" "Said!" "Get him out." "Go on, go on..." "Its all right, were going." "Were going." "Aline of coke, arsehole?" "Fuck you, andfuck your mother!" "Look." "Thats right, dicksplash." "Thats right." " He was bluffing." " Yeah, it was brilliant!" "At least Ive got my money now." "Play your kiddies games without us from now on!" "My kiddies games?" "Abrothers in hospital, remember!" " What the..." " Stop acting like such a martyr!" "Youre not built for it." "And you are, are you?" "The big tough black man!" "Fuck you!" "Right, fuck me..." "Keep calm, gentlemen." " Who are you?" " Keep calm!" "Youve been causingtrouble..." "Grab that one!" " Frisk him." " Hey, not so rough!" "Dont move!" "Howd you get here so quick!" "On my estate, you get knifed, you have to make an appointment!" "Hey, young man!" "Are you together?" "Do you know him?" " I dont know them!" " What were you doing?" "Ijust been to see my aunt." " Whats her name?" " Her names Mrs Zar..." "Mrs Zar-what?" "Show me your papers." "Ill show you my papers." "Im a law-abiding citizen." "Come on!" "Hey, not so rough!" "Dont move!" "Dont move, I said!" "Stay right where you are, OK?" " Do you know him?" " Who?" " Your pal." " I dont know him." "Are you takingthe piss or what?" "Dont know him..." "Keep still!" "This isnt right!" " No, no..." "You should have thought of that." "Hey, whats this?" "Good stuff, is it?" "I think Ill keep this." "Gently!" "The best is Afghan." "Take-off and landing are nice and sweet." "Black Bombay, the same." "Lebanese... depends what region." "This is shit but Ill keep it." "Well?" "He ran me all roundthe houses." "Well take these two." " Get in the back." " No..." " Get in the back!" " Fuck!" "Listen to me." "Asfar as I"m concerned, you"re just shit on the road." "You know what happensto that?" "You scrape it up with a shovel." "Or leave it to the wind and rain." "Or you tread right in it." "So my advice is, choose the spot where you get shit outl" "So go on, make my..." "You miserable little beasts, I shall catch youl" "The sorcerer's stupid donkey..." "Theres no one around." "None of your rioting mates from the estate." "Go on, pick it up with your feet." "Back home, you pick things up with your feet." "You do that in the old country, dont you?" "Thats the really tough bit..." "But were all right here." "Were in no hurry." "They might be out in an hour or two." "We should make the most of it." " Make the most of it." "Abullet in the head." "No!" "Like this, you see?" "Like this..." "And then you stop, just in time, see?" "Its all about control." "Absolute control." "Control, you see?" "Control." "Thats good." "Dont get upset, it wont last." "You bastard!" "What about you?" "What you got to say?" "What you got to say?" "Fucking leave him alone!" "Leave him alone!" "Leave him alone?" "You know this one?" "You know the Shanghai hold?" "All the way from the East!" "Hang on!" "I think this ones thirsty." " Here you go." " You bastard!" "Youre going to hurt yourself." "Calm down." "Dont sit like that, Ill get excited!" "You look like a birdfrom behind." "Theyre little girlies." "Cocksucking girlies." "There, there..." "Theyre nice little cocksucking girlies." "Like that, you see." "Then you let up." "The hardest bit is knowing when to stop." "You have to know when to cool it." "Hey?" "Hey?" "Thats all there is to it." "I like this one." "Hes got a nice face." "Whats his name, this one?" "Hey, youre a cutie." "Yeah, yeah, Im cute." "Yeah." "What?" "What?" "Am I ignoring you?" " Hubert!" " Which one?" "Not this one." "He doesnt look like a Hubert." "No, hes French." "Hes Saïd." "Anice name." "Saïd." "Is that French?" "No shit?" "Its a nice name, a nice name." "Look, look!" "The little ones more scared." "See, I told you he was." "Let him go!" "Let him go!" "Calm them down." "Thats it." "Youre not going to nick my beer?" "You mustnt let it go too far." "Not that we wouldnt like to..." "You cant have it all, eh?" "Isnt that right, you scumbag?" "All right, lets go." "Hey, mister!" "Were goingto miss the last train!" " He wont let us out." " Fucking bastard!" "Did anyone ask you?" "Do I know you?" "Hey, Vinz." "Where are Saïd and Hubert?" "Theyve been doing my head in tonight." "Youre always at each others throats." "Your sister do it, then?" "Just shut it!" "Yeah, your sister does it!" "She doesnt fancy you and youre not getting near her!" "Dont even look at her!" "Watch the turn!" "Watch the turn!" "I wont touch her, shes pregnant!" "Shut it, you slag!" "Straight up!" "Watch how you talk about my sisters!" "What do you mean, its not possible?" "Same every time!" "That fucking nigga never lets us in!" "Weve known his brother for ten years and he still shafts us." "It winds me up!" "Hey, what you doing with that gun?" "What you doing?" "Stop playing cowboys!" "Stop it!" "Told you Id come back, didnt I?" "You fucking cunt!" "Not so tough now, eh?" "You and your shitty fucking club!" "Fuck you, you and your fucking club!" "Fucking nigga!" "Fucking hell!" "They did it on purpose." "Bastard pigs..." "Whens the next one?" "Tomorrow morning." "How much did Asterix owe you?" "What?" " How much did Asterix owe you?" " 500." " 500 grand?" " 500francs." "What?" "All this shit for 500 francs?" "Its not the money, its the principle, innit?" "The principle..." "Youre saying Wile E. Coyote, not Road Runner, andTom, not Jerry?" "OK, then, between Sylvester andTweetie Pie?" "Stuff Sylvester!" "This is the bloke who sees cows talking here!" "You know whos the baddest?" "Gnasher, end of discussion!" " Gnasher?" " End of discussion." "All right, theres no point trying to argue with you." "Look whos talking!" "Youve got it all arse-about." "What was the name of the strip?" "Dennisthe Menace, not Gnasher!" "Gnasher would fuck you and Wile E. Coyote any day!" "What you talking about?" "Whod Gnasher fuck?" "Me?" "Gnashers black!" "Gnashers black?" "Bollocks!" " Come on, what we got to lose?" " Come on." "What we got to lose?" "Its horrible!" "Horrible, horrible..." "Hubert." "Is the bloke who did this famous?" "He will be when hes grown-up." "Look, theres champagne, Martini, Brancardi..." " Not for me." " No..." "Bacardi." "Out the way!" "Theres some nuts left." "Look!" "Thank you, Charles!" "Hey, Charles, what about us?" "Whats up with you?" "Chill out!" " Come past!" " Just look at you!" "Hey, Saïd, let them past!" "Do you smell fish?" "Thats what I call women!" "Mines the black one!" " Hubert, do us a favour?" " No, not me." "Hubert, I bought you a kebab last week." "You said you owed me." "The black, OK?" "All right." " Hubert..." " No, theres only two." " What did I say?" " Shut up!" "No, Hubert, just me!" " Hubert, the two of them!" " Just me!" "Shut it!" "Hello, girls." "Im Hubert." "My mate over there is a romantic." "Hes very shy." "Hes a poet." "But hed love to talk to you." "Him there." "Is that all right?" " Look what you didto my hair." " Shut it!" "Hes really cool." "Areally, really nice bloke." "All right." "OK, Saïd, get over here." "Hold this." " Havent we met before?" " No." "I wish we had, though." " We could go somewhere..." " Hi, Im Saïd." "Dicksplash!" "Sorry, but youre leaning on a painting." " Painting!" " Youre really fit." " Fit for what?" " What do you think?" "I thought you were shy." "Shy?" "Yeah, Im shy." "Im really shy." "Whats your number?" "We could go to the pictures." "Yeah, right!" "Youre all the same." "Your pal said you wanted to talk." "You wanna talk?" "What you wanna talk about, then?" "Look, we dont mind talking to you, but you get all aggressive." "How do you expect us to respect you?" "Who do you think you are?" "The bird on the Wonderbra advert?" " I wasnt talking to you." " Well, Im talkingto you!" "Hes mad!" "What are you looking at...?" "Are you retarded or what?" " Youre the retarded one!" " Stop it!" " Leave it out!" " Weve done nothing to you!" " Gentlemen!" " You come in here..." " Lets calm down." "All right, granddad, nobodys dead!" "Is anybody dead?" "No!" "So everythings OK." "Theres no need to get aggressive." "Hey, son!" " Were going, anyway." " Im not your son!" "Please, please..." "Lets all calm down." " Hey, leave it out!" "Tell your pal to stop it." "Who you talkingto?" "Fuck off!" "Hey, you know what?" "You can all suck cocks in hell!" "In hell!" "Fuck you!" " Bunch of wankers!" " Oh, Im so fucking sorry!" "Watch out!" "Have a nice fucking party!" "Those big estates..." "We should have nicked a bottle." "I nicked a credit card off the bloke at the bar." "Slipping into your old ways!" "Just like riding a bike." "Mr..." "Mr David Meaux!" "Mr David Meaux!" "Is he here?" "No!" "Well keep it, then." "Give it here, give it here." "What are you going on about?" "Wicked!" "What you on about?" "Your names David, is it?" "I dont take credit cards." " You can make an exception." "Are you taking the piss or what?" " Have you farted?" " Whoever smelt it, dealt it." "What a stink!" "It wasnt me, it was you." " Mine dont stink like that." " I know it was you." "Fuck him!" "Were stuck here." "Fucking pain..." "Who farted?" " He did!" " Vinz!" "Dont you recognise his..." "It was him, all right?" "Something crawled up your arse and died!" "Fucking bastard steering wheel!" "Fuck it!" "Forget the philosophising and pull it!" "Go on!" "Jean-Claude does that in five seconds flat!" "Jean-Claude who works in the post office?" "No, hes the one who goes out with that dirty half-cast..." "No!" "The one who got two years for joy-riding." "Are you going to bust that fucking lock?" "Go on, use your feet!" "Use your feet!" "Its all right, its stopped." "Its stopped." " Lets go back." " Youre mad!" "Dont be so fucking gay!" "Whos gay?" "Who?" "Nice and discreet..." "I am the ghost of the car..." "The wipers, the wipers!" "Saïd, you see the plastic box there?" "Pull it out!" "Go on, bust it!" "You see the green wire?" "Green, red..." " Yeah." "Twist them together." "No, that just works the indicators." "Fuck, how did he do it in MacGyver?" "Fuck MacGyver!" "Go on, go on!" "Get the fucker moving!" "Who the fucks he?" "What the fuck!" "He scaredthe shit out of me!" " What the fuck you want?" " What?" " What the fuck you want?" " Nothing." "Fuck off, then!" "Go on, move it!" " Hell get us caught." " Its my wife." "What?" "My wifes left me." "So?" "You think we fucking care?" " No..." " We waitingfor the old bill or getting this started?" " Go on!" "Twist the red and green wires." "Piss off, Hubert!" "Thats for the horn." "The blue, then, arsehole!" " Go on!" " What?" "You do it, know-it-all!" "Saïd, Ill throttle you!" "Just do what we say." "You can be a right twat!" "If we do this, the hornll go off again." "No!" "Thats the fucking horn!" " Saïds right." " See?" "See?" "See whos right?" "So well do it my way." "Give me something metal." "Quick!" " Quick!" " Calm down!" "Youre a good bloke!" "Whats your name?" " My name..." " Whats your name?" " Come on, come on..." " Here you are." " Keep your mind on the job." "At least this is getting some use!" "Ready, ladies?" "Youll see..." "Ready?" "Yes." " Who can drive, then?" " Vinz." "What do you mean, Vinz?" "I didnt do my national service." "He did." "You did your national service, didnt you?" "I was in the navy!" "I cant drive." " I can drive." " Shut it, you!" " Shut it!" "Vinz?" " What?" "That bird you went to Israel with?" "The one with the Merc..." "Thats not the same." "It was..." "It was a Merc, a thingy..." "An automatic." "Not like this." " He dreamt it!" " I know who Ive shagged!" "You know what?" "Youre both full of shit!" "Both of you!" "Fuck!" "What?" "What?" "There!" "I dont want to bother you, but thats a police car." " Where?" "Thats a police car." "Theyre coming." " Calm down, everyone!" "Just calm down!" "On three we leg it, all right?" " Ready?" "Three!" "Stop right there!" "Get out of it, get out of it!" " Skinning up with OCB?" " Yeah, you know me." " Skinning up with OCB?" " Yeah, you know me." "Yeah, you know me..." "At times you feel so fucking insignificant..." "Got any more words of wisdom?" "No problem!" "Slowly, slowly, catchee monkey." "Different strokes for different folks." "Early to bed, early to rise..." "Liberty, equality, fraternity!" "I save that one for special occasions." "Fuck me!" "Im off my face." "Yeah, this is good draw." " Saïd, stop arsing about!" " Leave him, hes a big boy now." " Look, paint cans!" " Yeah, right!" "Still some in them." "What was that old bloke going on about in the bogs?" "Talking about God and shitting..." "What was all that about?" " I can see some skinheads!" " Yeah, right!" "Down with Le Pen!" "If God does everything..." "He must make you shit as well!" "He must make you shit as well!" " Give us the spliff!" " You dont understand philosophy." "Come on, quick!" "Listen to this poem..." "Le Pen has a penis which is truly heinous!" "Respect!" "Whats your story?" "Go on, get out the way!" "Vinz..." "You know the joke about the bloke falling off a 50-storey skyscraper?" "As he passes each floor, he keeps sayingto himself," "So far, so good." "So far, so good." "So far, so good..." "Id heard it, but it was a rabbi." "Its like our lives." "So far, so good..." "Its not the fall that kills you, its the landing." "I feel like a little fucking ant lost in an intergalactic universe." "Watch!" "Im gonna switch off the Eiffel Tower." "That only works in films." " Fuck..." " You think youre in a film?" "Yeah, your mums in it too!" "Hey, watch your mouth!" "My mums in films, your mum sticks carrots up her arse!" "Yeah, really funny!" "The World is yours" "Knock it on the head, will you?" "Would you rather have Swedish folk songs?" "Yeah, go on!" "The World is ours" "Hubert, how did they get that car in the gym?" "Straight up?" "They..." "Ask David Blaine." " Very funny!" "Look at them, the sheep carried along by the system." "Look at him!" "He looks harmless enough, in his fucking suede jacket." "But hes the worst type." "The type that stops on escalators, gets carried by the system... votes Le Pen, but isnt racist." "The type that moans as soon as the escalators break down." "The worst type." "Racist!" "Bosnia.:" "Civil War" "Abdel lchaha dies" "Wheres Vinz?" "Vinz!" "Fucking hell!" "What?" " What?" " You really are a twat!" "What?" "Hang on!" "What did I do?" "What you doing, hitting me?" "What did I do?" "Hey, what did I do?" "What did I do?" "What..." "Whats the matter with him?" "You get on my tits, Vinz!" "Did I do something?" "Saïd, help me, please!" "Help you?" "What did I do?" " What did...?" "Abdels dead, OK?" "Hes sick of you fucking about." "Fucking about?" "What did I do?" "If you wanna kill a pig, go on." "Dont let us stop you." "But youll do it on your own." "Were off." "Were off." "Yeah, well, piss off!" "Both of you!" "I dont need you, anyway!" "I know who I am and where I come from!" "Go back there and shut your mouth!" "Yeah, well, fuck you!" "Fucking bollocks!" "You reckon we shouldve..." "Youre the little fucker who was shouting at us earlier!" " It was him up there, was it?" " Come on, then, you cunt!" "Hold him, hold him!" "Come back, come back!" " Whats your problem, you cunt?" " I didnt do nothing!" " You wont outrun a bullet." " I didnt do nothing!" " Look..." " I didnt do nothing!" "What do you reckon?" "Get in there, you fucking slag!" "Fucking look at him!" " What you gonna do?" " What am I gonna do?" "Dont look at me!" "You think Im all mouth, is that it?" "You think Im all mouth?" "You think Im all mouth?" "Watch this and dont try to stop me!" " Vinz, what you doing?" " Leave him alone." "Leave him alone..." "You want to do mankind a service?" "Shut it!" "The only good skinhead is a dead one." "Go on, shoot him." "Youve been banging on all day." "Go on, then, shoot!" " Youve got the shooter, go on!" " Stop, stop!" " Shoot!" " Stop, stop!" "Shoot, for fuck sake!" "Go on, fuck him!" "Shoot!" "Shoot!" "Abdels dead, now you can get your revenge!" "Revenge for Abdel!" "Go on, shoot!" "Go on, piss off!" "See you tomorrow." "Vinz..." "Here." "Are you gonna kiss or what?" " Go to bed!" "Come on, Vinz." "See you tomorrow, Hubert." "You heard the one about the nun?" "This bloke comes out of a bar, pissed up, and he sees this nun, one with the black cloak, you know?" "Whack!" "He smacks her in the teeth!" "And again!" "And ten minutes later, after hes really... after hes really taken her apart, he looks at her and goes," "I thought you were tougher than that, Batman!" "Brilliant!" "Acloak like Batman!" "Id heard it before, but with a rabbi." " Come over here!" " Whats wrong?" "I know you!" "You were on the roof." "Yeah, you were on the roof." "What you doing?" "Let go of me!" "Whats the matter, arsehole?" "Not so tough without your pals, eh?" " Not so tough!" " What you doing?" "Look at him now!" "Look at him!" "It'sthe story of a societyfalling." "Asit falls, it keeps telling itself," "So far, so good." "So far, so good." "So far, so good." "It's not the fall that kills you." "It's the landing."