" ♪" " [objects shattering]" " [car zooming] - [dog barking]" " LISA:" "Her moving style is very safe here." " MOM:" "Here's your dinner, Lincoln." " Thanks, Mom." "Hey, will you help me with my science project?" "I have to build a volcano." " MOM:" "Sure, honey." "Just give me five minutes." "Leni and I are gonna practice putting on makeup." " Hey, Dad, can you help me with my volcano?" " DAD:" "Sure, son, just give me five minutes while I give Lynn some baseball pointers." " [object shatters] - [cat screeches]" " DAD:" "And there's your first pointer, Lynn-- never play ball in the house." " MOM:" "Well, you're doing much better, Leni, but you're still venturing into...clown territory." " Mom, can we work on my volcano now?" " MOM:" "Oh, five minutes, honey." "I promised Lori I'd take a magazine quiz with her." " But I could really use some help." "Dad, can you" " Five more minutes, pal." "I promised Luna I'd help her lay down some funky grooves!" " Hey, Dad, I clogged the toilet, so you could teach me how to fix it!" " DAD:" "Five minutes, Lincoln." "I mean, Lana." " [saxophone blasting] - [cat screeching]" " [saxophone continues]" " DAD:" "Ow!" " In a family as big as mine, getting attention from your parents is no easy thing." "[sighing] How am I ever gonna finish this?" "Wow, it's finished?" "Your volcano is awesome, Clyde." "I love how you even put people on it." " Thanks!" "That's Lori and me." "We're climbing down to get married 'cause Bobby fell in, and is being devoured by lava." " Ouch!" "It really did a number on his face." "This project isn't due for a week." "How'd you get it done so fast?" " My dads helped." "We spent the whole weekend working on it." " My parents never give me that kind of attention." "They're always rushing off to help one of my sisters." " Why don't you bring your volcano to my house after school?" "My dads will have plenty of time to help you." " Really?" "That would be great." " Oh, hang on, Lincoln." "I'm gonna get Volcano Lori a juice." "Running from Bobby's tormented screams has made her thirsty." " [school bell ringing]" " Oh, these long school days, man." " Tell me about it." "But at least we're home now." " LINCOLN:" "Wow!" "I always forget how different your house is from mine!" " Uh, you're shouting, Lincoln." " Oh, right." "Sorry." "Force of habit." " Hi, fellas." "Come on in." " Hi, Mr. McBride." "Hi, Mr. McBride." " Ooh, nice structure, Lincoln." "Ready to get to work?" " You mean like now?" " HAROLD: [laughing] Of course." " Oh, hang on, Lincoln." "You have a loose button on your shirt." " Oh, well, I, uh..." " [laughing] No worries." " Thanks, Mr. McBride." " Great good heavens!" "It looks like the sole of your shoe is about to fall off." " Oh, that's just" " No worries." "I'll just give it a little tappity tap." " Wow, you're not gonna just use a stapler on that?" " Hold up, Lincoln." "Your sideburns are uneven." " I know." "Usually, I just tilt my head." " No worries." " [razors buzzing]" " HAROLD:" "Perfect!" " HOWARD:" "Hot towel?" "Sorry dinner's nothing fancy-- just roasted organic chicken with a homemade marinade." " And vegetables from our garden." "Help yourself, Lincoln." " There's no foil to peel back?" " HAROLD: [chuckling] Foil." "LOL." "That's a hot one, Lincoln." " Clyde, how was your day?" " It was great." "I lasted 37 seconds in dodgeball." " Did you hear that, Hare Bear?" "Thirty-seven seconds." " Good job, son." "And, Lincoln, how was your day?" " [coughing] What?" "Me?" "You wanna know how my day was?" "Now?" " [cellphone] ♪ Hallelujah!" " Oops, sorry." " You know the rules, Dad." "No phones at the dinner table." " Seriously?" "What about ants, or pitching machines, or toilet snakes?" " HAROLD: [laughing]" "You're so funny, Lincoln." "Here, have seconds." " [cellphone] ♪ Hallelujah!" " Oh, I thought I turned this off." "Sorry we didn't finish your volcano tonight, Lincoln." "Why don't you come back tomorrow?" " It's mani-pedi night at the McBride house." " [voice wobbling] Ooh, I love Italian food." " [laughing] You are too much, Lincoln." " [vibrating chair stops]" " I gotta say-- getting some undivided attention is pretty sweet, and now, if you'll excuse me," "I've gotta give some undivided attention to my hammies." "[voice wobbling] Ohhh...yeah..." " LILY: [crying]" " LANA:" "Ya-hoo!" " LUAN: [laughing] - [food splatting]" " Uh-oh!" "Uh-oh!" "Uh-oh!" " [explosion]" " [sighing] [slams door]" " Hey, Lincoln." "You look different." " My sideburns are even." " No, it's more than that." "Your skin is glowing, you look taller, and you smell like-- [sniffing] organic brussels sprouts?" "Okay, what gives?" " I spent tonight at Clyde's." "His dads helped me with my volcano, and served me food with no foil, and asked me about my day." " Get out!" "That sounds amazing!" "Hey, do you think he could help me with my baseball swing?" " Sure." "I think Clyde said one of his dads played ball in college." "Why don't you come over after school tomorrow?" " Oh, that would be awesome." "[punching]" " Ow!" "Lynn, do you mind?" "Clyde's dads just gave me my vaccinations." " HOWARD:" "Goodbye." " HAROLD:" "Take care." " I just can't believe Mr. McBride spent a whole hour coaching me and how about that dinner?" "What was that special thing they cooked again?" " Meat?" " Yeah." "It was amazing." "Ah, I'd punch you, but my arm is sore from the vaccinations." " Hey, peeps." "Wait, you look different." "Your nail beds are rockin'." "[sniffing]" "And do I smell meat?" "What's going on?" " We've been hanging out with Clyde's dads." "They've been giving us all kinds of one-on-one time." " Rad!" "Hey, do you think they could jam with me?" "Dad's got a wicked canker and he can't blow the sax anymore." " Sure." "One of Clyde's dads told me he was in a band in college." " Okay, but this is it." "If any more of you find out about Clyde's dads, the undivided attention is going to get pretty divided." " Don't worry, bro." "That was the car window." " LYNN amp;" "LINCOLN:" "Yeah, we get it." " [guitar amp; saxophone jamming]" " LINCOLN:" "Well, this is okay." "I can handle sharing with a couple of sisters." "It could be worse." " And the woodpecker said, that's why I tell knock-knock jokes." "[laughing]" " [beats drum, hits cymbal]" " Luan?" " Mr. McBride, would you say I'm more an Autumn or a Winter?" " You are definitely a Summer." " Literally, right?" " Lori?" " Lori?" "My future wife?" "Here with my dads?" "What do I do?" "What do I do?" "Oh, I know." "[sighing]" " Ya-hoo!" "Mr. McBride, yo!" " Oh, I can't believe you guys have sodium salicylate on the premises." " GIRLS:" "Mr. McBride!" " ALL: [chattering]" " Mr. McBride?" "Mr. McBride?" " Harold!" " What is it, Howie?" "[gasping] Great Betty Buckley!" " Poo poo!" " BOTH:" "The carpet!" " Poo poo, poo poo!" " Hey, you blabbed our secret to everyone?" " No, bro, I would never do that." "But I may have sung it in the shower." "♪ Undivided attention" "♪ So good but it can't be mentioned ♪" "♪ One-on-one time is so really cool ♪" "♪ Hangin' with Clyde's dads after school ♪" "Sorry." "I was just so amped." " LUCY:" "Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to say goodbye" " Guys, I can't find my bedroom." " Remember, Leni, you're not in your own house." " No talking at your own funeral." " GIRLS: [chattering]" " Mr. McBride, can you help me with my volcano?" "It's due tomorrow." " Sure thing, Lincoln." "Just give me five minutes." "Luan wants me to try out this pie." " Hey, Mr. McB, wanna help me with my volcano?" " Absolutely--uh, just give me five minutes while I help Lola with her double pageant wings." " [heavy sigh] - [pie splats]" " So, that's what she meant by "try out this pie."" "Give me five more minutes, Lincoln." "Gotta get this meringue out of my eye." " Where's Lori?" "Jam with Luna." "Find Lily." " There we go." "Now who was it that needed my help?" " [explosion]" " Lisa!" " This stinks, Clyde." "I finally get some attention and my sisters come over here and hog it." "They all gotta go." " I totally agree-- except for Lori." "I'm studying all her quiz answers and if I change everything about myself, we'll be soulmates." " You know, if you wanna impress Lori, you can just talk to her." " Yes, talk to her." "That's a valid-- [groans, head clunks]" " I've had just about enough of this." "Now listen up!" " [object shatters]" " I guess I picked the wrong day to stop shouting." "I said" " Thank you, Lincoln." "I got it!" "I am going to dominate the Little Miss Ambidextrous Pageant." " You're the best, Lincoln." "Clyde's dads really helped with my makeup." "Now if I can just find my bedroom." "Nope, that's Lisa's room." " Lincoln, did you know Mr. McBride put himself through theater school working as a plumber?" "He spent a whole hour teaching me about flush valves." " Wow, maybe I had it wrong." "My sisters aren't trying to hog Clyde's dads." "They just want a little attention, too, and you know what?" "I'm gonna let them have it." "But not this leftover meat." "That's coming with me." "Whew!" " MOM:" "Oh, Lincoln, there you are." "I got some more materials for your volcano." " DAD:" "And I made my special marinara sauce for lava." " Wow, thanks!" "You guys remembered my volcano." " DAD:" "Of course, we did." "We always planned to help." "We just needed to find some time." " MOM:" "We're sorry it took so long, honey." "Did you do something to your sideburns?" " [car brakes screeching, car doors slamming] [car tires squealing]" " We broke Clyde's dads." " MOM:" "You did what?" " We were having a great time, when all of a sudden, they just snapped, herded us into their car, and drove us home." " I have no idea what precipitated this." "I simply suggested a sleepover." " Not everyone can handle 11 kids like Mom and Dad can." " Hey, Dad, what did you think of my future bride--Lori?" " Which one was she?" "There were so many." "[shuddering]" " I'm sorry." "Frozen dinners were all I could manage." " Dad, I think you forgot to" " HOWARD amp;" "HAROLD: [snoring] - [shuddering]" " I guess I really underestimated my parents." "Even if it takes a while, they eventually find time for all of us--every day." "No wonder Dad has a wicked canker." " GIRLS: [chattering]" " MOM amp;" "DAD:" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Hold it!" "Five minutes, girls." "We're helping Lincoln now." " It's finished!" "Ahem, drum roll, please." "Three...two one!" " [marinara sauce splats]"