"Domo arigato." "Domo ari... gato." "Santa, Santa." "Greetings." "Konnichi-wa." "Greetings." "Konnichi-wa." "Konnichi-wa." "Greetings." "Konnichi-wa." "Can I get by?" "Greetings." "Konnichi-wa." "Hey, there's a face I haven't seen in a long time." "Hey!" "How are you, Alex?" "How was Miami?" "Great, great." "We opened the doors last Saturday." "Oh, I hope you packed your snowshoes." "J.F.K. took me three hours." "So you in town for a while?" "No, no, no." "Next stop is Tokyo." "You guys are takin' over the world." "That's the idea." "Shh!" "Adios!" "Feliz Navidad!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Am I on the right floor?" "Who are you people, and why don't you work for a living?" "Oh!" "Yo, Hemingway." "Hold up." "Hold up." "Not so fast." "I see your divorce has left you shattered." "I finally found two women who understand my pain." "Listen to me, you don't want to go in there." "Why, what's up?" "Charlie Peters just got Tokyo." "He leaves in the morning." "You are taking over in Vegas." "No, no, no." "I was supposed to get Tokyo." "You do not want Tokyo." "Oh, I don't want Tokyo?" "I want Las Vegas?" "Listen to me, everything that's famous about Las Vegas is about leaving it." "That movie, the song, even the mob left Las Vegas." "What happened to Reynolds?" "Just..." "Get in there." "Would you just shut up?" "All right, look, this could get me fired." "At 10:00 this morning, I closed a deal to purchase a 50,000-square-foot space, right across the street from the Royalton." "So if you play your cards right, you don't get distracted, you'll be coming home to the sweetest gig you ever had in your life." "The Midtown Club." "We're finally gonna do it, my friend." "And guess who will still be eating sushi?" "Charlie Peters!" "♪ Santa Claus is a-comin' to town" "We have conference rooms, you know." "♪ He sees when you're a-sleepin'" "He just needed a hug, sir." "♪ He knows if you've been bad or good" "It's the holidays." "They're just so hard." "Excuse me." "♪ You better watch out You better not cry" "♪ You better not pout I'm a-tellin' you why" "♪ Santa Claus is a-comin' to town ♪" "Uh, Alex?" "I'm afraid I'm gonna need you in Vegas." "Vegas?" "Did you say, "Vegas"?" "That's my favorite city in the world." "♪ Warden threw a party in the county jail" "♪ The prison band was there They began to wail" "♪ The band was jumpin' And the joint began to swing" "♪ You should have heard those knocked-out jailbirds sing" "♪ Let's rock Everybody, let's rock" "♪ Everybody in the whole cell block" "♪ Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "♪ Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone" "♪ Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone" "♪ The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang" "♪ The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang" "♪ Let's rock Everybody, let's rock" "♪ Everybody in the whole cell block" "♪ Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock" "♪ Number 47 said to number 3" "♪ That you're the cutest jailbird I ever did see ♪" "Alex, it's a family business." "Everybody in town's tried to steal this guy." "You're wasting your time." "That's why I want him." "Great week, guys." "Thanks for the hustle." "Here, your keys." "Your furniture's in." "I got you some groceries." "Are you sure you wouldn't be happier at one of the hotels?" "No, no, no." "Too many distractions." "Aah!" "Hot, hot, hot!" "Chuy, I'm not ready for marriage." "And I love you, but I don't love you like that." "So I, I really think we should see other people." "What do you think?" "Lose the part about seeing other people, yeah." "I think you're right." "Yes, I'm sure!" "My great grandmother said that I should wait for a sign, and remember that necklace that he got me for Christmas?" "Well, it broke." "Listen, I gotta..." "I'll tell you everything when I get home, all right?" "Lanie, I haven't stopped since Nogales, okay?" "I gotta go." "Bye." "Excuse me." "I was here." "I think I would have noticed that." "No, you see, I was on the phone, and the line moved." "But I couldn't move with it because the cord wouldn't stretch that far." "See, I'd like to believe you, but your nose is actually growing." "Come on." "I thought that was pretty good." "Please." "You realize that I could die for this." "I... really fast." "I live with five brothers, three cousins and only one bathroom." "Believe me, I can... faster than anybody in the world." "Really?" "A gold medalist." "This I have to see." "Thank you." "You know, I was just about to say that." "I just told him to stop being a pig in front of our new priest." "That's Father Alex to you." "I'm Isabel." "So all that on the phone, that waiting for a sign stuff?" "Is that a religious thing or a cultural thing?" "Do you always listen to other people's conversations?" "Would you like to go back to the end of the line?" "Why do you wanna know?" "It just sounded a little deep for..." "It just sounded a little deep for a Friday night." "I was just curious." "Religion is a very important part of our culture, at least in my family." "And I believe that your destiny has already been decided." "You just have to read the signs." "Mmm-hmm." "You don't believe that?" "No." "No." "I think if a guy gets hit by a bus, it's because he wasn't looking, not because of some master plan." "So you don't think it was fate you were standing in this line when I got off the phone?" "Fate?" "No." "No." "I think it was more of a bladder thing." "Oh." "That's too bad." "Because, you see, I happen to think there's an explanation..." "Beyond reason, beyond all logic..." "That brought you right to this very spot..." "At the exact same time that I showed up at this very spot." "You do?" "Absolutely." "And why would fate go to all that trouble?" "So that I wouldn't have to wait in line." "Thanks." "♪ Share your nights and your dreams" "♪ Share your feelings deep as they may seem" "♪ Words will disappear" "♪ If there's no one there to hear" "♪ Ah" "♪ Oh, ah" "♪ Two to tango when the evening comes" "♪ Evening comes" "♪ And the rain goes with the midnight sun" "♪ Midnight sun" "♪ If you find your place" "♪ Leave behind the troubles that you face" "♪ Ah" "♪ Oh, ah" "♪ Two to tango Two to move" "♪ Two to move" "♪ All we've got to do" "Okay." "Uh-huh." "Uh-huh." "Thank you." "All right." "Bye-bye." "Ha!" "We just got the meeting with Tracy Verna." "It is all set. 5:30, at your place." "Alcoholic Beverage Commission?" "You have any idea the power this woman abuses?" "Who you talkin' to?" "Of course I know how important she is." "She sounded blonde." "Audibly blonde." "Jeff, she's married to the county supervisor." "Do not hit on this woman." "I'll pick up some wine." "Do not hit on this woman." "I'll make it expensive." "He's gonna hit on the woman." "Whoa, whoa." "Ha, ha." "Incoming." "Bring it over here." "Okay, Jeff, it's a long story." "Alex?" "Hi." "Hi." "I'm looking for Alex." "Well, you know, he just ducked out." "Shoot." "I thought I might catch him." "We've been trading calls for months now, but, uh, he's always so busy." "Well, come on in." "You want to leave him a note?" "There's a pad right on his desk." "No, no." "That's okay." "Sure?" "Mmm-hmm." "I'm Catherine Stewart." "Our families are very old friends." "Alex, they need you on-site." "He went to the store." "His car's right outside." "He took a bulldozer, okay, Donna?" "Okay." "He's always in three places at once, isn't he?" "Well, that is our Alex." "Bye." "Bye-bye." "You've been avoiding that?" "Since third grade." "Liquor license h our because of new zoning?" "Mmm." "I'll talk to the county supervisor for you." "But if I were you, Alex, I'd pay more attention to the A.B.C. investigation." "They're gonna ask you all kinds of personal questions." "They'd like nothing better than to catch you with your pants down." "Well, then, they should definitely be looking into Jeff, because he actually heads up our... "pants-down" department." "Jeff, hon, would you get us some ice?" "And while you're at it, put some Scotch in it." "One Scotch coming up." "Uh, Jeff, I'm afraid I'm out of Scotch." "So why don't all we just go out to dinner?" "Hey, quid pro quo, pal." "You give it to her, she gives it to us." "I'll take my time." "I can't do this." "I can't do this." "I can't..." "Hello." "Oh." "Um, I, I thought..." "I must have the wrong house." "No, no, no." "Wait, wait, wait." "If you're looking for Alex, he's just inside." "He is?" "Uh-huh." "Uh, excuse me." "Alex?" "You have a visitor." "I do?" "Oh, yeah." "Would you excuse me?" "Well, don't be long." "Oh." "Isabel!" "You remembered." "How could I forget?" "I've been looking all over for you." "I would have called you, but you disappeared on me." "Well, I didn't know what to do." "I never did anything like that before, going home with someone I don't know." "Hey, you and me, both." "I mean, it was just one of those great, phenomenal, spontaneous... things." "Yes, it was." "Ah, so, how..." "How long has it been?" "Three months." "Um, do you mind if I have some of these?" "My stomach, it's not so good." "Oh, no, yeah." "Go ahead." "Help yourself." "You want something to drink?" "I've got... water." "Yeah, water's fine." "Okay." "You've done a lot with this place." "Yeah, I've been kind of busy." "Oh, wow, you..." "You look great." "Thank you." "So, uh, how you been?" "Pregnant." "Really?" "Pregnant." "Well, that's great." "Terrific." "Congratulations." "Thank you." "It's yours." "Mine?" "We were only together one night." "That's all it took." "And I, I used a condom." "Lots of 'em." "Well, one didn't work." "But that's its job." "Its job is to work." "Its entire reason for being is to work." "Look..." "I thought about this a lot." "And there's really only one thing for me to do here." "Oh, thank God!" "I mean, I understand." "And I respect your decision." "You do?" "Yes." "I have always believed in a woman's right to choose." "That's good, because I choose to keep this baby." "Oh." "And I don't want your money." "I just thought the honorable thing to do would be to come here and tell you in person that I am pregnant, that I'm keeping this baby, and that it's yours." "Well, yeah, I'm glad you..." "TRACY:" "Alex?" "I'm feeling awfully neglected out there." "I think it's time we went to dinner, don't you?" "Tracy, could you just give me a minute, please?" "Sorry." "I came at a bad time." "I'll go get my purse." "I'll let myself out." "Tracy, what are you up for?" "I know the perfect place." "It's just a little bit wild." "If you recommend it, I'm sure it's gonna be great." "Uh, listen." "I'll catch up with you guys." "I've got a bit of a family emergency." "Alex, what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Alex?" "Alex?" "Alex, don't!" "Alex!" "Alex is going to meet us there." "Sorry!" "Oh, my God." "Isabel!" "Don't jump." "What are you doing here?" "Just stay off the ledge there." "I'm not gonna kill myself, stupid." "Hey, wait a minute." "You walked out on me at 5:00 in the morning." "I never heard from you." "And then months later you show up and say you're pregnant, and I'm supposed to know exactly what to do?" "Well, I'm sorry, but I don't know exactly what to do." "That's the best thing you've said all night." "Wow." "This is incredible." "I love it here." "You know, my great grandfather helped build this." "He came up from Aguascalientes in the '30s." "Really?" "Where?" "Central Mexico." "My great grandmother still lives there in a 400-year-old hacienda." "Every time I drive back from there I make a wish at the state line." "Right in the middle of the dam." "Does it ever work?" "Depends on the wish." "My father's gonna kill me." "He doesn't know?" "No." "Nobody does, except Lanie, my roommate." "He can be a very passionate man when it comes to his only daughter." "Isabel, what can I do?" "I'll deal with it." "No." "Really." "I wanna help." "Maybe one thing." "Come meet them." "Your family?" "I just want them to know who you are." "So that later when they ask me who the father is," "I can say, "You met him, remember?"" ""I brought him home once."" "Hey, no problem." "You just say when and we'll go." "When." "So how are we gonna do this?" "Just act like we've been dating for a few months." "Whatever you do, don't tell them I picked you up outside a bathroom, okay?" "I thought I picked you up." "Okay." "So we've been dating for a couple of months." "Who are you?" "Oh, well, let's see." "I am a camera girl at Caesar's." "You know, "Would you like a souvenir?"" "That's how I pay the bills, but in real life." "I'm a photographer." "I'm doing this book about the desert." "I have five brothers." "The oldest one is Antonio, then Carlos, Juan, Miguel, Fernando, and I am the baby." "But anybody messes with me, I can take care of myself." "My favorite uncle." "Ros." "He's married to Tia Rosa who makes all the tamales." "She loves compliments, but you have to talk to her on her left, because she is stone-deaf on her right ear." "What else?" "Oh, yeah." "Never say..." "in front of my mother." "My sister-in-law Petra and my brother Antonio have a baby named after me." "Any questions?" "Yes." "What's your last name?" "Fuentes." "Isabel Fuentes." "And you're Alex..." "Whitman." "Right." "Alex Whitman." "Isabel Fuentes." "It's nice to meet you." "Isa, hi!" "I was just gonna go out and get some ice." "Everyone's around back." "Who's this?" "New boyfriend?" "Juan, this is Alex." "Alex, this is my nosy brother Juan." "Nice to meet you." "Does Dad know about him?" "Nope." "And I wasn't gonna come tonight." "Good luck!" "So your father, is he a big man, or..." "Come on." "Let's get this over with." "Hi!" "This is a family dinner?" "I guess a lot of people couldn't make it." "Tough room." "What is the matter with everybody?" "Can't I bring a guy to dinner?" "Hello, Isa." "Hi, Chuy." "Como estas?" "Fine." "It's been a long time since you came to one of these." "I was afraid we'd never be friends again." "That's where we started, isn't it?" "Alex, this is Chuy." "He's a very good friend of the family." "We grew up together." "Chuy, hi." "Luke Skywalker." "How are ya?" "Sorry, you probably get that a lot." "Yes, Chuy." "He is my boyfriend." "Do you have a problem with that?" "It's a pleasure to meet you, Alex." "You're a very lucky man." "There's nobody like Isa." "Nobody." "So what happened to the music?" "Seems like a nice enough guy." "He's gonna kill me, isn't he?" "He's not the one you should worry about." "Come on." "Mama!" "Mi hija!" "My beautiful baby." "Who is this?" "Um..." "Mama, Papa, this is Alex..." "Whitman." "Mr. Fuentes, Mrs. Fuentes, it's a pleasure to finally meet you." "Isabel talks about you all the time." "Well, that's funny, because she's never said a word about you." "Tomas, behave yourself." "I can't keep up with her anymore." "One minute she's engaged, the next she brings home a man with a tie." "I was not engaged!" "I was not engaged." "Well, actually, sir, that's one of my favorite things about your daughter." "She's always full of surprises." "Come on, Alex." "I think we'll be safer in the other room." "Let me take your jacket." "Oh." "You'll have to excuse my husband." "Sometimes I think he wishes Isabel was still six years old." "When you become a father, you'll know what that means." "These pictures are really incredible." "Yes." "They're Isabel's." "Haven't you ever seen her work?" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes, I have." "It's just that, uh, when I see her pictures, it's like I'm looking at them for the first time." "Now, that must be the house in Mexico." "Yes, Aguascalientes." "And that is Isabel's great grandmother." "They have a very special connection." "You can see it in the eyes, that same wild spirit." "I can handle my own love life, Papa." "Since when?" "I think that runs in the family." "Ah!" "This is terrific!" "The taste is truly amazing!" "You can't get tamales like this in New York City!" "No way!" "Ah!" "Eh?" "This one's Rosa." "She's beautiful." "Gracias." "Would you mind holding her for a second while I fix myself a plate?" "Oh, no, I don't think I should." "I'm not really qual..." "I can't." "Okay." "You can." "Hold her head." "Hold her head." "Why?" "Does it come off?" "You'll do fine." "Petra, can I get you something to eat?" "How can so much stuff come out of something so small?" "Thank you for doing this." "Are you kidding?" "They are great." "I had no idea that families actually talked at dinner." "I'm glad they got to meet you." "They're gonna hate me, aren't they?" "No." "I won't let them." "Isabel, I..." "Don't." "Just..." "You'll just make it worse." "At least let me give you a number so you can reach me." "No." "It's better this way." "No complications." "Please, just don't." "So..." "Take care of yourself." "Yeah." "I will." "Hey." "You too." "What are you doing?" "Get out of the way!" "Alex, don't do this." "There's nothing to say." "Just wait a minute." "There might be." "This afternoon I couldn't decide between a Texas burger and a tuna melt." "But my life made sense, you know?" "And now I know exactly what I want." "And my life doesn't make any sense." "And I was doing fine this afternoon." "I was doing great." "That was me." "It was me then." "And now I'm with you, and I don't know what happened." "But somewhere between the tuna melt and your aunt's tamales..." "I mean, I was actually worried that I'd already met the woman of my dreams at the dry cleaners or something and I was too busy to notice." "But then you show up and I realize that's not true." "Because you're the one." "You are everything" "I never knew I always wanted." "I'm not even sure what that means exactly." "But I think it has something to do with the rest of my life." "And I think we should get married right now." "♪ How lucky can one guy be" "♪ I kissed her and she kissed me" "♪ Like the fellow once said" "♪ Ain't that a kick in the head" "♪ The room was completely black" "♪ I hugged her and she hugged back" "♪ Like the sailor said, quote" "♪ Ain't that a hole in the boat" "♪ My head keeps spinnin'" "♪ I go to sleep and keep grinnin'" "♪ If this is just the beginnin'" "♪ My life is gonna be beautiful" "♪ I've sunshine enough to spread" "♪ It's just like the fellow said" "♪ Tell me quick Ain't love a kick" "♪ In the head" "♪ Like the fellow once said" "♪ Ain't that a kick in the head" "♪ Like the sailor said, quote" "♪ Ain't that a hole in the boat" "♪ My head keeps spinnin'" "♪ I go to sleep I keep grinnin'" "♪ If this is just the beginnin'" "♪ My life is gonna be beautiful" "♪ She's tellin' me we'll be wed" "♪ She's picked out a king-sized bed" "♪ I couldn't feel any better" "♪ Or I'd be sick" "♪ Tell me quick" "♪ Oh, ain't love a kick" "♪ Tell me quick Ain't love a kick" "♪ In the head" "So, who is she?" "It's like I open the door, and the next thing you're off on a date with Jessica Rabbit." "Her name is Isabel, and it wasn't exactly a date." "Okay." "That's informative." "Jeff, let me ask you a question." "What the hell is dating anyway, except some long drawn-out process of elimination where you both try to present your best side while hiding the real you?" "That can only last about three months anyway because eventually it leaks out." "Then you have to spend the next three months getting to know your real selves." "Then one of you wants a commitment, the other one wants to bail." "Then you have to start all over again." "I mean, dating is stupid." "Hey, Alex!" "There's a woman on line one." "She says she's your wife." "Donna, the only wife around here is my "ex." And I am not in." "Ask her if I can call her back." "And get her phone number." "Okay." "You married her?" "The one with the body?" "Hey, Alex!" "She says it's urgent." "Okay." "It's urgent." "The nightmare begins." "I can't believe you did this." "What were you thinking?" "This is completely out of character for you." "This makes no sense." "Why would you marry her unless you knocked her up?" "You knocked her up?" "Yes, but that had nothing to do with it." "Look, I don't want to burst your bubble, this being your honeymoon and all, but do you even know if this baby is yours?" "Have you asked for a blood test?" "I can't do that!" "She's my wife!" "It's not like that." "You don't know her." "Neither do you!" "Hey!" "Fool!" "Delincuente!" "I welcome you in my home." "And this is how you repay me?" "Stealing my only daughter!" "Getting married in that joke of a chapel!" "Without a priest!" "Without her family!" "Without my consent!" "You are not a man." "You are a thief." "That's what you are." "In-laws." "He disowns me?" "Fine." "I disown him twice." "Hello, my wife." "Hello, my husband." "Interesting house, Alex." "Did you decorate it yourself?" "Yes, Lanie, I realize it is a little dull." "You got that cozy little institutional thing goin' on." "Not after I spice it up." "It's just for the next four months." "Then what?" "You turn back into a frog?" "No, then we open the club, we go back to New York." "We what?" "We go back to..." "New York." "You mean you don't live here?" "No, I live in Manhattan." "Oh, well, I live here." "And I like it here, and my family's here, and my friends are here." "And my work is here." "You can't raise a baby in that city." "Isabel, people do it all the time." "Have you ever been there?" "No." "Well, there you go." "And you've never been off the strip." "There's a lot more to Nevada than Vegas." "Like what?" "Legal prostitution?" "That is such a guy thing to say." "Alex, I've been saving to do this book about the desert for five years." "I finally just finished paying off my camera equipment." "My life is in Las Vegas." "And my work is in New York." "See, now, this is the kind of conversation that usually happens on a second date." "Small, ugly thing biting me." "Che!" "Che!" "Small, ugly thing biting me." "Small, ugly thing!" "Stop it!" "Stop it." "Stop it, baby." "Hi." "Hi." "This is Che, my dog..." "I mean, our dog." "Welcome home." "I can't believe this is the same house." "I know." "Isn't it great?" "It's their wedding present." "See, not everybody feels like my father." "They wanted to do something special for us." "Say thank you." "Thank you." "It's very special." "Don't worry about it." "You don't like it." "No, no, I just never lived in anything so bright and..." "Very bright!" "Isn't it beautiful?" "It's an antique." "It's been in my family for centuries and it will protect us." "Couldn't we just trade Cujo in for a Doberman?" "That isn't funny, Alex." "You're hurting my baby's feelings." "Hey, what did your parents say when you told them?" "Oh, I feel so stupid." "I forgot they went to Europe for the summer." "It's April." "Yeah, they like to get there early." "So you did all this in one day?" "I should hire you to build the club." "Well, I don't know that you can afford us." "Ah." "You are so cute." "Here." "I'm gonna go get my camera and take a picture of my family." "What are you lookin' at?" "I could not believe it." "The whole night he kept changing the subject." "New York this, New York that..." "What do you expect, hija?" "His life is not your life." "I thought you were on my side." "He has a family to support." "He can do that here." "We can do it together." "Marriage is about finding a middle ground." "You have to learn to pick your battles." "I sure picked one this morning." "What did you do?" "Nothing." "I just had the guys drop by to take him shooting." "Alex is alone with your brothers?" "And Chuy." "I better light another candle." "Hey, listen, by the way, what are you gonna be?" "Isabel Fuentes?" "Isabel Whitman?" "Or are you gonna do a Hillary and be Isabel Fuentes-Whitman?" "That's Mrs. Alex Whitman to you." "Pardon me." "I'm sorry." "Excuse me." "Excuse me a moment." "I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but I couldn't help but overhear." "Did you just say Alex Whitman?" "Uh-huh." "From New Canaan, Connecticut?" "I think that's where he's from." "I'm sorry." "I'm Cathy Stewart." "Our families are very old friends." "You're kidding?" "Oh, that's fantastic." "I really don't know any of his friends, so I am so glad to meet you." "I'm Isabel, and this is Lanie." "Hi." "Gee, you know, I've missed Alex the last couple of trips out here." "He's always so busy." "How do you know him?" "I'm his wife." "I beg your pardon?" "Yeah, Alex and I, we're married." "Oh, well, congratulations." "Wow!" "Isn't this a surprise?" "The open space, the view, the birds..." "The snakes." "Cascabeles." "Do not move." "Okay, everybody, we do this on three." "Ready?" "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "One!" "What are we doing on three?" "Two!" "What happens on three?" "Three!" "I'm coming!" "Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do." "Oh, my God." "What did you do to him?" "He fell into some cactus." "A lot of cactus." "We gave him the tequila for the pain." "I think the desert made a big impression on him." "I told you to make it special, idiot." "Ow." "Not to kill him!" "Get out of here." "Get the hell outta here." "You too." "Come on." "Baby?" "Honey?" "Whatever you do, don't turn over." "I'm gonna go get the tweezers." "If babies can only see in black and white, then how come that Barney guy is purple?" "Dinosaurs come later, tontito." "Wait, don't sit there." "I'm doing the floors next." "Again?" "Mmm-hmm." "Oh, wait a minute." "I read about this." "This is the "nesting period."" "It must be because I can't seem to get this place clean enough." "Come here." "Ah, ah, ah!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Poor baby." "Yeah, I think there's one still in there." "Then we'll just have to take these pants off, so that I can take a closer look." "Whatever you say, Doctor." "I forgot to tell you." "I ran into an old friend of yours the other day." "Cathy... something." "Cathy Stewart?" "Uh-huh." "Really?" "When?" "Last week, the same day as the cactus." "I think she's jealous." "Oh, really?" "Mmm-hmm." "I'll get it." "Coming!" "Ow." "Surprise!" "Mom, Dad." "I wanted to call first." "This was her idea." "I spoke to Cathy the other day, and she said we just had to get our little fannies out here and see what you were up to." "She practically insisted." "What the hell is that?" "A squirrel?" "Alex!" "Who is it?" "I got it, hon..." "Now that is what I call a housekeeper." "Honey, did we come at a bad time?" "No, no." "She's just..." "She's cleaning the oven, and the fumes are..." "Well, you're here." "You're really here." "Hi." "Hello." "Alex, aren't you going to introduce us?" "Yes, uh, yes, this is, uh, uh..." "Isabel." "Isab..." "Isabel, right." "Right." "MOM:" "Isabel." "It's very nice to meet you." "I'm Alex's mother, Mrs. Whitman, and this is Mr. Whitman." "Oh, my God, you're his parents!" "Oh, my God, look at me." "I'm a mess." "Well, it's so great to finally meet you." "Please, come in." "Come in." "Oh, hon..." "Very friendly." "You must be exhausted." "Did you just get in?" "Uh-huh." "Would you like something to drink?" "Oh." "Isabel, that is a great idea." "Why don't you get the drinks?" "I love you, and I'll think of something." "Okay." "Who wants a cold beer?" "Terrific." "I'd love one." "Don't you dare tell them anything until I come back." "She is wonderful." "There must be a lot of good help around here." "My God, Alex, isn't this a company house?" "Such a warm people." "I mean, you would think that they could afford a decent decorator." "Dad, Mom, why don't you sit down?" "What the hell is this?" "Honey, is there something wrong?" "Yes, I have to tell..." "Isabel where the bottle opener is." "So, how was Europe?" "Boy, you came back soon." "Europe?" "Alex said you were gone for the summer." "Oh, Alex, you know better than that." "We hate Europe in the summer." "Too many tourists." "Europe in the summer?" "You lied to me." "All this time." "What does that mean?" "That means you're a liar and a coward." "That's what it means." "It sounded so much prettier in Spanish." "Would you excuse me for a minute?" "Sounds like somebody's about to get fired." "Isabel, I was going to tell them." "When?" "After the baby was born?" "I didn't want to do it over the phone." "My father won't even speak to me." "But I went there." "I told him the truth." "But you don't even have the guts to pick up the phone and just let them know what's going on." "Look, my family's not like yours, okay?" "I never see them." "I never talk to them." "I don't have dinners..." "Excuses, excuses, excuses!" "You should've told them." "I wanted to do it in person." "Why is that so hard for you to understand?" "Well, here's your big chance." "Mom, Dad..." "I have some interesting and exciting news." "I'd like you to meet Isabel Fuentes..." "Whitman." "Oh, my God." "I hope you have plenty of lotion on." "The desert sun kicks off this water like a mirror." "Oh." "No, I think if we just stay in the shade, we'll be fine." "Suit yourselves." "Uh, senor,I would like to tell you something." "I do not believe these kids have a clue what they are getting themselves into." "I couldn't agree with you more." "Really?" "Absolutely." "Marriage is a serious commitment." "Well, I happen to think that it's terribly romantic." "Nan!" "Hon, see, you're not helping." "I have to agree with her, Richard." "You men forget how foolish you once were chasing after us." "This is different." "They are different." "They come from a different culture, a different world." "It's hard enough to make a marriage work without adding to it." "Listen to the man, Alex." "He has a point." "I think they're gonna start spelling the big words soon." "Why can't you just be happy for us?" "Because I'm afraid for you." "This whole thing never would have happened if he hadn't gone after..." "Now, now, now, wait just a second, Tomas." "It takes two to... tango." "She is just as guilty as he is." "Now, let's just calm down, shall we?" "They fell in love." "♪ Love is a beautiful thing" "Ask yourself this question, Isabelita." "Where will you live?" "How will you raise your child?" "We don't know yet." "You see?" "Let's just start with the economics." "They will live in New York, because that is where his job is." "And the religion will have to be Catholic." "Says who?" "TOMAS:" "The mother is Catholic." "Whatever the mother is, the baby is." "And just what is the matter with Presbyterian?" "Presbyterian is not a religion." "I beg your pardon?" "Thomas, Tomas, whatever..." "This country was founded by people who were escaping religious persecution." "The Whitmans were one of them." "Sir, when the West was stolen from Mexico, the Fuentes family made a vow that even though they took our land, they'd never take our culture!" "Culture?" "You call this "culture"?" "Guacamole and a ghetto blaster in the middle of a desert?" "Dad." "Papa." "Now you're offending Amalia's guacamole?" "What's wrong with Amalia's guacamole?" "In case you haven't noticed, the white people are melting out here." "Isabel, it was 112 degrees." "I fried an egg on my head." "And he didn't mean "white." He meant..." "He m..." "He meant "not tan." Don't go there." "Your father wasn't too helpful with all that Catholic talk." "Alex, the first time I realized I was pregnant," "I got stopped at a stoplight right in front of St. Viviana's." "You know what it was?" "It was a sign." "Of what?" "That the baby would be Catholic." "Then it's a good thing you weren't stopped in front of an IHOP." "You think that's funny?" "Isabel, religion is the opiate of the masses, okay?" "And country clubs are filled with racists." "Yes." "Right." "I agree." "Do you really think hanging a crucifix on a wall is gonna protect you from anything?" "As a matter of fact, I do." "I believe because I am a woman of faith." "The faith I have in that crucifix, and the faith I have in us, it all comes from the same place inside of me." "Now, you, on the other hand..." "You're not even an active Presbyterian." "So, why don't you want me to carry my faith and my belief to our child?" "It's a good way to be." "It's a good thing to do." "But..." "It's not the only way to be." "It's not the only thing to do." "Where are you going?" "You're not my favorite person right now." "Yeah, well, you either." "CEPTION." "May I help you?" "Isabel Fuentes, uh, Whitman." "Isabel." "Alex." "I thought you had to work." "I do, but I need to talk to you." "I need to talk to you too." "I feel really bad about the way things have been going." "Oh, no, no." "It was my fault." "Look, I haven't been completely honest with you." "And I was thinking on the way over..." "Hello, Isabel." "How are we today?" "We are fine." "Oh, you must be the father I've heard so much about." "I'm Lisa Barnes." "Alex Whitman." "You're just in time for the show." "You wanna watch?" "Come over." "Uh, is that gonna hurt her?" "Oh, no, it tickles." "Whoa." "What is that?" "It's your baby's heartbeat." "It's so fast." "It's normal." "Neat, huh?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "There's the head." "There's a leg." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Is..." "Is that his..." "Actually I think that's an arm." "It's a little too early to determine the baby's sex." "Okay, let's take the first picture of your baby." "I'm sorry." "Me too." "Guess who is three weeks ahead of schedule?" "Charlie Peters doesn't have a life, okay?" "I'm just sayin'." "Hey, where the hell is my crane?" "Foreman says first thing tomorrow." "Hello!" "Hey!" "Hey, Isabel." "Wow, what are you doin' here?" "I've come to kidnap you." "Alex, this is really not a good day." "Oh, don't make me hurt you, gringo." "It's his birthday, and I won't take "no" for an answer." "Will you cover for me?" "Please?" "Have a good time." "Thank you, Jeff." "Thank you, Jeff." "Bye-bye." "BOTH:" "Bye." "Bye-bye." "Bye." "So, where we goin'?" "It's a surprise." "Big surprise." "The very first time I came here, my father told me this story about a family of squirrels that lived on the plateau." "ALEX:" "Mmm-hmm." "He said that one day the canyon split." "Half of the squirrels ended up on the North Rim and the other half on the South Rim." "Over time, the two families became different, each one adjusting to their own environment." "The ones to the north are dark, bushy-tailed and have bigger ears." "The ones to the south are leaner, meaner and much prettier." "And even though they look different and they act different, they are the exact same squirrel." "They just grew up on different sides." "And this canyon between them?" "Will they ever be able to cross it?" "Well..." "I've been thinking about making you a deal." "If we can stay here until the baby's born, I'll move to New York." "This is the most wonderful birthday I've ever had." "You've got five men without hard hats." "No load statement." "The bathroom doors don't meet handicapped standards." "And I told your foreman two weeks ago to build that ramp." "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to shut you down." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Would you excuse us for a minute?" "Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, walk with me." "You're gonna put 25 guys out of work..." "I mean it, Alex." "You got one week." "Anything goes wrong out here, I mean anything, it's your neck." "Stanley, I swear to God, if anything else goes wrong," "I will red-tag this place myself." "Now, let's forget about this and go to lunch." "What happened?" "Jimmy, get over here!" "We could take my car." "I probably should have sent you to Tokyo." "Judd, I can open Vegas in three weeks." "You know, if you could pull that off," "I just might be forced to give you the Midtown Club." "You'd still give it to me?" "You're the best field man I've got." "We break ground July 1st." "Jeff said it wasn't starting until October." "Do you want me to give it to somebody else?" "No." "No." "It's just that the baby's due in October." "And I promised..." "Is there a problem?" "No." "There's no problem." "We have clubs in Hawaii." "We have clubs everywhere." "So, with your help and with your help and with your help," "I think this can be the most successful club we've ever had, so..." "♪ Oh, talk to me" "♪ Talk to me tonight about love" "♪ Hey, now, just what are we feelin'" "♪ Is this more than attraction that we both are dealing with?" "♪ Is it in the cards that we stay together?" "♪ I recognize the odds against it lasting forever" "Watch this one." "♪ There's a message that you're sending" "♪ I can see it in your eyes" "♪ But I don't know what you're thinkin'" "♪ I can't read your heart or mind" "♪ Come with me, we'll make tonight a fantasy" "♪ If you say the word, I'll take you on a journey ♪" "Hi." "Hey." "Hey." "Hi." "Hi." "I've been worried about you." "Yeah, me too." "Listen, you guys, I'm gettin' a drink." "You shouldn't worry about anything." "It's your big night." "Isabel, I think now that the club's open, we should probably talk..." "I am so proud of you, Alex." "This looks fantastic." "Hey, why aren't you more excited?" "Ah, well, it's just been a little hectic." "You know, it's been a lot goin' on and..." "You look great." "No." "I look fat." "Oh!" "Feel this." "Whoa." "The baby likes the music." "DONNA:" "Alex." "Hi." "Oh, hi." "Hi." "There's a teeny little problem in the kitchen." "Oh." "Okay." "I'll see you?" "Yeah." "See you." "There you are." "Uh, Judd, this is my wife, Isabel." "Isabel, this is my boss, Judd Marshall." "Oh, hello." "Hello, nice to meet you." "It's a real pleasure, Isabel." "It's very nice to meet you too." "You're in for quite an adventure." "Oh, it has been so far." "I knew that if I dangled the Midtown Club in front of your husband, he'd get back on track." "Well, we don't need to talk..." "Excuse me?" "Just think, by this time next week, you'll both be New Yorkers." "I hope you're packed." "Great work, Alex, but I gotta get out of here." "Nightclubs give me a headache." "I'll see you at the end of the week." "We can all have dinner?" " Nice meeting you, Isabel." " I'll walk you out." "There was nothing I could do." "The job starts July 1st." "Tell them to wait." "I can't do that." "Can't or won't?" "I have worked too long, too hard to get..." "To what?" "To share your life with someone who loves you?" "Who cares for you?" "Alex, you have to be there." "Every day." "What do you think I've been killing myself for?" "Oh, come on, iou knew about this for a month, but you don't include me." "Why are you afraid of me?" "Why do you alienate me from your life?" "I don't..." "I don't know." "Look, I told you in the beginning." "I have no problem raising this child on my own." "I thought we were a family." "You don't understand the concept of a family." "To you, it's something you put up with on national holidays." "Love, it's a gift, Alex, not an obligation." "This is the brass ring." "I've worked my entire life for an opportunity like this." "I am not giving it up because one night I put a five-dollar ring on your finger in front of Elvis as a witness!" "Hey, Cujo." "Come here." "Isabel?" "Isabel?" "Hello?" "Lanie." "What happened?" "Maternity?" "Second floor." "Hi." "Are you all right?" "I'm all right." "Is..." "Is the baby okay?" "There is no baby." "What?" "Look, Alex, I've been thinking." "If I hadn't been pregnant, I wouldn't have gone to your house that night, and we wouldn't have gotten married." "The baby was the reason for us to be together." "That's not true." "I thought it was fate." "It was just a stupid, superstitious dream, you know?" "There are no signs, Alex." "And we're too different, and we will always be." "So, what are you saying?" "I'm saying we're not meant to be together." "No." "Don't do this." "Not now." "Alex, this is not gonna work." "Isabel, let me help you." "Get out, Alex." "Get out!" "Get out!" "♪ When I was younger I believed" "♪ That dreams came true" "♪ Now I wonder" "♪ 'Cause I have seen much more dark skies than blue" "♪ Now I wonder" "♪ I keep on praying for blue skies" "♪ I keep on searching through the rain" "♪ I keep on thinking of the good times" "♪ Will they ever come again?" "♪ Now I wonder" "♪ Now I wonder" "♪ I keep on praying for blue skies" "♪ I keep on searching through the rain" "♪ I keep on thinking of the good times" "♪ Will they ever come again?" "♪ Now I wonder" "♪ Oh, I wonder" "♪ When I was younger I believed" "♪ That I could win" "♪ Now I wonder" "♪ There was a time when you and I" "♪ Walked hand in hand" "♪ And now I wonder" "♪ I keep on searching for the old me" "♪ I keep on thinking I can change" "♪ I keep on hoping for a new day" "♪ Will I ever feel the same?" "♪ Now I wonder" "♪ Oh, I wonder" "♪ Now I wonder" "I can't believe you are turning down box seats to a Yankee game." "I got a lot of work to do." "Alex, you are killing me." "These girls come two to a bag." "You cannot date one without the other." "I am not up for it." "Okay, Jeff?" "Well, get up for it." "Okay, Alex?" "This monk thing is getting a little old." "Alex Whitman?" "That's me." "Then this is for you." "Sign here." "What is this?" "Divorce papers." "You have six days to contest." "Have a nice day." "Oh, you too." "Well, there you go." "Life sucks." "Welcome to the club." "Now, about Friday..." "Come with us." "Nanita." "Isa." "Whitman." "Alex, hi, it's Cathy." "Did I catch you at a bad time?" "Cathy Stewart, your timing is impeccable." "Well, I heard about what happened with you and your wife, and I just wanted to tell you how very sorry I am." "Thanks." "Okay, so listen." "Your parents are coming sailing with us this weekend." "Is there any chance that you could join us?" "Hello?" "You know what?" "You got yourself a date." "I told him I'd meet him there." "Angie, come on." "There are signs everywhere." "What did you say?" "You look lost." "There are signs everywhere to help you find your way." "South Street heliport." "The last thing we need is for everyone to get sick." "There you are." "Hi." "Hi." "Oh, hi, darling!" "Oh, isn't this fun?" "I was just telling Diane," "I can't remember the last time we all got together like this." "How are you?" "Hi, Diane." "Hi, Bruce." "Understand you've been doing some great things with that club of yours." "Well done." "Alex, wait until you see Bruce's new boat." "A weekend toy." "What do you say we get this show on the road?" "Shall we?" "NAN:" "Let's go." "Alex." "Are you all right?" "Yes." "Yes, I am." "I just have a thing about helicopters." "Well, you just stick by me then." "Here, let me, uh, uh..." "Thank you." "♪ Second balcony was the place we'd meet" "♪ Second seat, go Dutch treat You were sweet" "♪ Danke schoen Darling, danke schoen" "Isabel, Isabel, come back inside!" "♪ Save those lives Darling, don't explain" "♪ I recall" "♪ Central Park in fall" "♪ How you tore your dress What a mess" "♪ I confess That's not all" "♪ Danke schoen" "♪ Darling, danke schoen" "♪ Thank you for walks down Lover's Lane" "♪ I can see" "♪ Hearts carved on a tree" "♪ Let us intertwine for all time yours and mine" "♪ That was fine Danke schoen" "♪ Darling, danke schoen" "♪ Thank you for seeing me again" "♪ Though we go" "♪ On our separate ways" "♪ Still the memory stays for always" "♪ My heart says danke schoen, ah" "♪ Danke schoen Oh, darling, danke schoen" "♪ I said thank you for Hmm" "♪ Seeing me again" "♪ Though we go" "♪ On our separate ways" "♪ Still the memory stays for always" "♪ My heart says danke schoen" "♪ Danke schoen" "Tamazula?" "Tamazula." "How do I get there?" "Tranvia." "Tamazula." "Tranvia." "What the hell's a tranvia?" "Thanks." "Buenos dias." "Buenos dias." "Yo me llamo Alex Whitman." "Busco Isabel Fuentes." "Esta aqui?" "I don't understand that." "You gotta be kidding." "♪ It's now or never" "♪ Come hold me tight" "♪ Kiss me, my darling Be mine tonight" "Lanie, please." "I'm probably flying over her right now." "When did she call?" "Couple of hours ago." "She was in Nogales, which means she'll hit Nevada around 8:00." "Why?" "What are you gonna do?" "Alex?" "Alex?" "Yes!" "Oh!" "MAN:" "Oh!" "Hey!" "♪ When I first saw you" "♪ With your smile so tender" "♪ My heart was captured" "♪ My soul surrendered" "♪ I spent a lifetime" "♪ Waiting for the right time" "♪ Now that you're near" "♪ The time is here" "♪ At last" "♪ It's now or never" "♪ Come hold me tight" "♪ Kiss me, my darling" "♪ Be mine tonight" "♪ Tomorrow" "♪ Will be too late" "♪ It's now or never" "♪ My love won't wait" "MAN 1:" "What are you, nuts?" "Hey, buddy, get off the road." "Alex Whitman, what the hell is..." "Are you trying to get us both killed?" "I'm not giving you a divorce." "Oh, you're too late." "No, I still got till 12:00." "Alex, it's over." "Get the hell off the road!" "There was a priest!" "He said there were signs everywhere!" "What priest?" "Right by the hot dogs." "Then add the Chihuahua, the Grand Canyon, the little girl named Isabel." "I mean, there are signs everywhere!" "I don't believe in signs, Alex." "Not anymore." "Yes, you do!" "Yes, you do!" "And you were wrong." "The baby didn't bring us together." "It was something else, something bigger." "I just didn't believe it until now." "Don't do this." "I love you." "I love you so much, it hurts." "What the hell is going on with your stomach?" "Oh, Alex, just go home!" "You're still pregnant." "You're still pregnant!" "I know!" "How could you lie to me about that?" "How could you do that to me?" "I was afraid." "I tried to reach you, but I couldn't and..." "You lied to me, so I lied to you!" "I know." "I know." "But I was wrong, and I'm sorry." "But I'm here now." "And don't you know what this means?" "We're gonna have a baby!" "No." "I'm gonna have a baby." "You're gonna call 9-1-1, okay?" "Why?" "Because my water just broke." "But we're on a dam." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "The ambulance is on its way." "Should be here in 10 minutes." "Sir, is this your wife?" "Yes." "No." "Ma'am, you think we could move you over to the main building?" "She's not going anywhere." "These contractions are right on top of each other." "You hear that, Isabel?" "The contractions are right on top of each other!" "I'm not deaf." "I'm in labor." "Oh, my God!" "The baby has crowned." "Now, I need for you to start pushing." "Oh, please, say anything." "Okay." "I rode a mule." "No wonder you stink." "And your great grandmother kissed me." "You went to Aguascalientes?" "Yeah, yeah." "The head is out." "Okay, breathe." "This is it." "This is it." "Okay, push!" "Push!" "Breathe!" "Breathe!" "Okay, Isabel, one more big push should do it." "Okay." "It's a girl." "It's a beautiful girl." "She's so beautiful." "Oh, oh." "That was a little superstitious, don't you think?" "I don't wanna tempt fate." "Do you think she'll like living in New York?" "Probably not as much as she'll like camping in the desert." "With a few Gray's Papaya hot dogs." "Oh, no." "What?" "We're divorced." "♪ Wise men say" "♪ Only fools rush in" "♪ But I can't help" "♪ Falling in love" "♪ With you" "♪ Shall I stay" "♪ Would it be a sin" "♪ If I can't help" "♪ Falling in love" "♪ With you" "♪ Like a river flows" "♪ Surely to the sea" "♪ Darling, so it goes" "♪ Some things" "♪ Are meant to be" "♪ Take my hand" "♪ Take my whole life too" "♪ For I can't help" "♪ Falling in love" "♪ With you"