"I don't know if it's ever going to end" "Especially with such a pirate." "This is a pirate!" "Oh!" "Nice little fangs!" "Don't eat me!" "If you eat me you'll die:" "I'm poisonous meat." "I thought you were sleeping." "You heard the paper and you thought it was a cake wrapper." "This is for you, my little friend." "Aren't you happy?" "Now whereabouts are you?" "Goodness!" "He left the door open." "Stay here." "Jacques, where are you?" "I've known this kid since he was little." "Now he's a big, handsome man!" "He never forgets me." "There's meat in here!" "You think it's for you?" "I'll give a little bite, to my Sweetie." "There's nothing like a little sausage!" "Good morning, Alphonsine!" "I'm in a weird state today." "It's a good thing you removed the blinds!" "I took them down because the view wasn't clear." "Great idea." "But this one i can't." "And I brought you the big cake." "I'll put it over there" "You like it?" "Of course, I like all cakes." "I bought something else" "What's that?" " What do you think?" "It's a chicken leg with potatoes" " Good!" "Thank you." "Let's put it on the dresser" " No!" "Not there." "Where do you want it?" "Sweetie will take it!" "Don't put it in there..." " Why not?" "You're going to forget it!" "Can I go get the pants, Alphonsine?" "You don't know where they are!" " They're right behind the door." "You're going to move everything around." " No, I'm not." "It's just behind the door." "Did you just throw that on the floor?" "I'll sweep the floor, anyway." "Don't worry about it." "It was a pair of brown pants." "He caught a rat!" "Look!" "The poor thing." "Poor thing?" "Honestly?" "Shouldn't you put Sweetie outside?" "He's butchering that rat!" "Outside, Sweetie!" "Don't you think it's a sign that he's hungry?" "No, it's just what he does!" "Eventually he'll leave it somewhere." "You don't know the pirate." "Don't make me fall over!" "I don't believe it." "I can't believe she's afraid of a rat!" "He's so dumb." "Get out!" "Come in, my Sweetie." "You're really getting on my nerves." "You're going to ruin the photography!" "And now it's raining." "Yes, my coco." "Yes, my pierrot!" "You can lick my finger but don't eat it!" "Translated by Paul Manganello and Guillaume Lion"