"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)" "(INAUDIBLE)" "(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)" "Hi, kids." "Remember, always look both ways before crossing." "Mother!" "We're having your favorite supper tonight, Wanda." "Potatoes au gratin." "ALL:" "Mmm." "Now walk." "Look left, look right." "That's right, then walk." "Good teenagers." "BOY:" "Are you gonna work this summer?" "(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER)" "Wanda, honey." "You want a ride home with Dad?" "I got a lift." "Thanks, anyway." "We could count out-of-state license plates." "I saw one this morning all the way up from Virginia." " Dad, would you just leave me alone?" " Bye, honey." "I am so tired of being good." "Hi." "Well." "You're a pretty little Square." "Want to hang out with us Drapes tonight?" "(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)" "Allison Vernon-Williams, get in this car." "What's the trouble, honey?" "These hoodlums bothering you?" "No, we were just talking." "Grandmother, Baldwin, this is Wade Walker." "They call me Cry-Baby." "This here is my sister, Pepper." "Greetings, Granny-o." "Allison's my girl, so hands off, Cry-Baby." "You could have fooled me, Square." "Mrs. Vernon-Williams, I hear you're having a talent show at your charm school." "I can barely imagine what you would call music." "I can sing pretty good." ""Well," not "good." Haven't you ever heard of the English language?" " Don't go flip out, mama." " Yeah." "Sometimes shook-up old ladies" " get cut." " BALDWIN:" "Come on, honey." "They're just bums." "Mr. Puniverse wants a fat lip." "I'd like to hear you sing." "MRS. VERNON-WILLIAMS:" "I will say this once and once only." "Stay away from my granddaughter, you common juvenile delinquents." "It was nice talking to you all." "Let's go." "The prettiest and most talented girl in school and yet she socializes with Drapes." "We're Squares, Allison, and Squares got to stick together." "Yeah, but Drapes are people, too." "They just look different." "Maybe Cry-Baby can sing." "Something cool, something hep." "And where did you learn those vulgar jazz words?" "Your poor dead parents would turn over in their graves." "It's those jukebox records she listens to." "Honey, his kind of music isn't even on the Hit Parade." "How can I think when you're always touching me?" "I have told you, Baldwin, a young lady does not like to be pawed." "(CRY-BABY SINGING) Well, women and Cadillacs go hand in hand" "The woman want a Cadillac she don't want no man" "I used to have a woman said she loved me so" "I think Cry-Baby's got a girlfriend." "Cry-Baby and Allison sitting in a tree," " K-I-S-S-I-N-G." " Shut up, Milton." "Hey, Hatchet-Face, you think Cry-Baby's got blue balls for the chick?" "Allison's a Square, Wanda." "Cry-Baby don't dig Squares." "No, she's a "Scrape." Part Square, part Drape." "I think she's pretty." " Cry-Baby, want some hooch?" " I don't drink and drive." "(CHEERFUL SCREAMS)" "You're too young to know the shameful truth about the Walker boy's family." "But let me warn you, evil is in his blood." "(CAR HORN BLARING)" "(DRAPES SINGING) Love that girl" "Oh, please, listen to me" " Move up, now." " That's not funny." "Why I love that girl" "Love that girl" "Hold me, baby, squeeze me" "Never let me go" "I'm not taking chances" "You're a dead man, Walker." "Oh, gee" "Yes, I love her" "BALDWIN:" "Car!" "Car!" "(EXCLAIMING)" "(CAR HORNS BLARING)" "(DRAPES WHOOPING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(DAINTY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)" "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the annual RSVP Talent Show." "ALL:" "Good afternoon, Mrs. Vernon-Williams." "First, I must apologize for my frazzled nerves." "However, this afternoon we were attacked by a gang ofjuvenile delinquents." "It's all right." "No one was injured." "Juvenile delinquents are everywhere." "Right here in this community." "Boys with long hair and tattoos, who spit on the sidewalk." " Can't believe it." " MAN:" "How disgusting." "Girls who wear tight slacks." "Hysterectomy pants, I call them." "And if one of these creatures ever approach you on the street, you are to silently repeat to yourself the four "B's" you learned here at RSVP." "And what are they, children, the four "B's"?" "ALL:" "Beauty, brains, breeding, bounty!" "Yes!" "Teenagers everywhere, repent!" "Let Jesus Christ be your gang leader!" "Get out of Turkey Point before it's too late." "Thank you very much for the picture, sweetheart." "Oh, yeah." "All right, who's up next here?" "Toe-Joe Jackson's art photography right here!" "Be a nudie-cutie, make good money to bootie." "I'm paying $3 a shot." "What the hell, you got it, why not show it, right?" "Hey, you." "Yeah, you, the looker with the class-A sealed-beam headlights." " You want to pose for Toe-Joe?" " Beat it, creep." "Here he comes now, with that devil woman." " Hi, Mrs. Hackett." " Imagine our shame." "Our only child, and he carries illegal weapons, drives fast cars and wears clothes obviously designed by homosexuals." "But he knows better." "Jesus is still in his heart." "Mom and Dad, go home." "You're embarrassing me." "I'm a teenager." "I want to live." "(JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING)" " Looks like somebody lost their laundry." " Hello, Cry-Baby." " You scorch me, man." " Later, Lenora." "But, Cry-Baby, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree." "I'm solo, sugar." "Want to see these gunboats?" "I give, Cry-Baby." " I give bare second on the first date." " Use your mentality and cool down." "Lenora, your bosoms ain't nothing." "Better watch it, bozo." "You might catch a cold." "My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a 10-foot pole." "He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap." "(SINGING DOO-WOP)" "(SINGING) Life could be a dream" "If I could take you up in paradise up above" "If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love" "Life could be a dream, sweetheart" "Hello, hello again Sh boom I'm hoping we'll meet again" "Oh, life could be a dream" "If only all my precious plans would come true" "If you would let me spend my whole life loving you" "Life could be a dream, sweetheart" "Sh boom sh boom" "Sh boom" "Now, every time I look at you" "Something is on my mind" "If you'd do what I want you to" "Baby, we'd be so fine" "Oh, life could be a dream" "If I could take you up in paradise up above" "If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love" "Life could be a dream, sweetheart" "Hello, hello again Sh boom I'm hoping we'll meet again" "Sh boom sh boom" "Life could be a dream, sweetheart" "(HILLBILLY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)" "CRY-BABY:" "Uncle Belvedere!" "You caught me in my birthday suit, butt-naked." "Grandma, we're home!" " How much?" " That muffler?" "Dupree, for you," " $15, take it or leave it." " Come on, Ramona." "$10." "This thing's hotter than a pistol." "You guys wanna do business with Ramona Rickettes or would you rather shop at Sears?" "Now, give me the bread and keep your trap shut." " You're a hard woman." " I'm going to see you in hell, Dupree." "(LAUGHS) Go on, get out of here." "(IMITATING GUNSHOTS)" "Have you been bothering your great-grandma all day?" "She has customers." " Hell, no." "They helped me steal a car." " It's a '51 Olds." " It's really cool." " That's my little Snare-Drum." " And Ma, I swiped six hubcaps like a big girl." " Way to go, Susie-Q." "Make those monster faces, Hatchet." "Please." "Goddamn gopher's digging up my front yard." "What are you teenagers waiting for?" "Turkey Point is open for business!" "Let's celebrate!" "Yee-haw!" "(ALL WHOOPING)" "Come on, everybody." "Come on in." "Today's a special day for me and your grandmother." "We've been together 10 whole years." "(BOTH WHOOP)" "I'm just so proud of all my Drape children." "Oh, Wanda, you sure is pretty in them tight clothes, all painted up like trash." "I wish you and Belvedere were my parents." "Now, Milton, boy, you are everything a man should be." "You're young, stupid, and mean." "We're gonna play some cool music for you tonight, Ramona." "And, Hatchet-Face." "Oh, honey." "You're just like me." "Now, you put the "T" in "tough."" "So hard, you could've been eating nails for breakfast." "But that's the way a woman's got to be these days." "I'd kick a Square's ass for you in a minute, Mrs. Rickettes." "Aw!" "This is the best gang my grandson could ever have." "Grandma, I'm so happy all knocked up," "I wish I was having triplets." "We got a little surprise for your young'un in your oven." " You show her, Bel." " Sure will." "CRY-BABY:" "Pep, ain't that cute?" "It's beautiful, Grandma." "(DAINTY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)" "Cry-Baby." "When you was a boy, you had to be the man of this family." "But I taught you how to dress, didn't I, Cry-Baby?" "You sure did, Uncle Belvedere." "Yeah, well, you're the future now, boy." "You're the only future for this godforsaken family." "And I want you to go out there tonight and sing, boy." "I want you to sing your heart out." "You can show him now, Belvedere." "This took a lot of hubcaps, Cry-Baby." "(ALL EXCLAIMING IN AWE)" "(ALL WHOOPING)" "Grandmother, Uncle Belvedere, you've made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore." "And guess what?" "(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE STARTING)" "I met a girl!" "(SINGING) My friends all know it" "How I adore him" "I've whispered to angels" "What I'd do for him" "He is the answer" "To a teenage prayer" "He won't go steady" "The crowd has told me" "But I keep waiting" "To have him hold me" "Why won't you listen" "To a teenage prayer" "I wait by the window at 7:00" "And chill when my thrill passes by" "His kiss could send me to heaven" "Into his arms I would fly" "(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE RUMBLING)" "(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "Stay in your places." "Whiffle!" "(WOMEN GASP)" "Get back to your room." "BOY 1:" "Is he here?" "I can't see anything." "BOY 2:" "That's him." "Cry-Baby Walker." "(SIGHS)" "(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)" "I'm sorry about this afternoon, Mrs. Vernon-Williams." "Is Allison home?" "'Cause I'm gonna sing tonight and I thought she might like to hear me." "Baldwin!" "Mind your manners." "This is what we think of your kind of music." "How dare you hit him!" "You don't own me, Baldwin." "I have the right to hear Cry-Baby sing." "Don't get all worked up, honey." "The punk got what he deserved." "Come on." "(WHIMSICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)" "Allison!" "Get up." "Go!" "Hop on, honey." "Just one minute, young lady..." "I'll take good care of her, Mrs. Vernon-Williams." "I promise." "And it's okay about my face." "It don't hurt much." "Please." "It's not a school night, and I have been a good girl." "Just one night of happiness, that's all I ask." " But what if you get your dress dirty?" " Thank you, Grandmother." "(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)" "(RAMONA SINGING) I have a girlfriend" "She says I'm her only one" "We wanna get married" "But we're so young" "So young" "Can't marry no one" "They say our love is just teenage affection" "But we know our heart's direction" "So young" "Can't marry no one" "You okay?" "I didn't get no axle grease on you, did I?" "No." "I'm fine." " Been to Turkey Point before?" " My grandmother wouldn't let me." "She calls it the Redneck Riviera." "It's where I live." "Beautiful, ain't it?" "ALLISON:" "It's really wild." "But I'm afraid that I'm not going to fit in here." "You know, with your friends and stuff." "You're cool, Allison." "You just look Square." "Underneath it all, I think you're really hep." "Well, what have we here?" "First Square to ever set foot in Turkey Point." "Hey, fine mama." "Welcome to the Jukebox Jamboree." "These are the Cry-Baby girls." "That's Wanda." "Dig it, babe." "You need a new look." "Don't you got tits?" "Stick them out, for God's sake." "That's Hatchet-Face." "She don't mean no harm." "First thing a Cry-Baby girl learns, our bazooms are our weapons." "Now, Pepper's pregnant." "But she can fight like a man." "I wouldn't be caught dead in a full skirt." "Hey, girls." "What do you think?" "Let's give Allison here a bad-girl beauty makeover." "Are you game?" "Sure." "Think I got what it takes?" "(GIRLS EXCLAIMING)" "You got it, Allison." "You got it raw." "Hey, dig it, all you hep cats and cool chicks." "You know me." "Ramona Rickettes!" "Now let me introduce to you the Cry-Baby Combo," "Milton, Pepper, Wanda, Hatchet-Face." "BOTH:" "Hi, Mom." "And now, the baddest baby of them all, the man you came here for, the big boo-hoo, the terrible teardrop, ladies and gentlemen, my grandson, Cry-Baby!" "(INDISTINCT)" "(WOMEN CHEERING)" "(SINGING) Well, one for all and all for one" "And all we want is to have some fun" "Squares beware of our property" "Yeah, if you're looking to rumble You're looking at me" " 'Cause I'm the king" " King cry-baby" "'Cause I'm the king" "King cry-baby" "Yeah, I'm the king" "King cry-baby" "A king cry-baby with a tear in my eye" "If you mess with the king you're gonna cry, baby, cry" "Baby cry, baby cry, baby cry, wow!" "Well, I was born on the wrong side of the tracks" "In the back seat of a stolen Cadillac" "I had my first cigarette before I could walk" "And I was strumming this guitar before I could talk" "'Cause I'm the king" "King cry-baby" "Yeah, I'm the king" "King cry-baby" "Oh, I'm the king" "King cry-baby" "A king cry-baby with a tear in my eye" "If you mess with the king you're gonna cry, baby, cry" "Baby cry, baby cry, baby cry" "Well, I'm a lonely king who needs a queen" "Yeah, you're the sweetest lump of sugar that I've ever seen" "Ain't got a ring or crown for you" "Well, if I had your love" "I'd lose these cry-baby blues" "She's the queen" " Go on up there, honey." " Go on." "She's the queen" "(SINGING) Well, let people talk, I don't care" "Let me prove to you, daddy that I ain't no Square" "You be my queen and I'll be your king" "But if you leave my hive you're gonna feel my sting" "'Cause you're my queen" "You're the king" "A king and queen" "A king cry-baby with my queen by my side" "And if you mess with us, man you're gonna cry, baby, cry" "Baby cry, baby cry, baby cry" "Cry, baby cry, baby cry, baby cry" "(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)" "Kiss me." "Kiss me hard." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "I've never given a French kiss before." "Watch." "It's easy." "You just open your mouth" "and I open mine and we wiggle our tongues together." "And it feels real sexy." "I won't get mononucleosis, will I?" "No, Allison." "Just try it." "If you don't like it, I promise I'll stop." "BOY:" "Break the window." "Come on." "Come on." "I'm sorry, Allison." "It's just that you are so beautiful." "I want to let you, but I can't." "For my parents' sake." "Cry-Baby, they're both dead." "I'm an orphan." "I'm sorry, Allison." "No wonder we're together, honey." "I'm an orphan, too." " You are?" " Yes." "And orphans have special needs." " Just on the outside of the shirt, okay?" " Is it okay with you?" "Yes, oh, yes." "My parents were good people and they loved me." "I want you." "I need you." "I love you, too, Allison." "They had to go on a business trip together." "It was their first airplane ride." "Oh, Cry-Baby, your fingers feel so good." "I've been saving it up for a girl like you, honey." "Mommy and Daddy took separate planes for safety." "In case one plane crashed, I would still have a living parent." "But, Cry-Baby, both planes crashed and I never saw my parents alive again." "Goddamn!" "Lightning!" " What's the matter, Cry-Baby?" " Everything is the matter." "It's just a thunderstorm." "Heat lightning." " It's sexy." " It's not sexy." "Electricity makes me insane." "Why, Cry-Baby, why?" "Here's why." "Electricity killed my parents." " They died in the electric chair?" " That's right, Allison." "My father was the Alphabet Bomber." "He may have been crazy, but he was my pop." "The only one I ever had." "God." "I heard about the Alphabet Bomber." "Bombs exploding in the airport and barbershop." "That's right, all in alphabetical order." "Carwash, drugstore." "I used to lay in my cradle and hear him scream in his sleep." "A, B, C, D, E, F, G" "(IMITATES BOMB EXPLODING)" " But your mom?" " My mother tried to stop him." "She couldn't even spell, for Christ's sake, but they fried her, too." "But I'll pay them all back, Allison." "That's why, every day, I gotta do something rotten for my parents' sake and I cry for what I have to do." "But not much, though." "One single, salty tear is all that they'll ever suck out of this Cry-Baby." "Cry-Baby!" "(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)" "(CACKLING)" "(POLICE SIREN WAILING)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "I'm going to have his baby." "BALDWIN:" "Allison!" " Oh, my God." "What have they done to you?" " Allison, come home." "They beat me and kicked me." "All because I love you." "(ENGINE STARTING)" "Get on." "Don't do it, Allison." "No!" "ALL: (CHANTING) Too smart to work, too cool to care." "Come to Turkey Point, man, if you dare." "Too smart to work, too cool to care." "Come to Turkey Point, man, if you dare." "Too smart to work, too cool to care..." "Let her go." "She's with me." "Her name is Allison and she is a nice girl." "Allison, I'm sorry to get you locked up." "But tonight, well, you were the coolest date I ever had." "But, Cry-Baby, who is that girl?" "Why didn't you tell me you already had a lady friend?" "Lenora ain't nothing to me, I swear on my daddy's grave." "I'm burning inside to touch you, baby." "MAN 1:" "How do you feel about your granddaughter becoming a Drapette?" "MAN 2:" "Mrs. Vernon-Williams, a picture, please." "Please, no pictures." " Get your sloppy paws off me!" " Let go of me!" "Order." "Order in this courtroom." "What a sad vision of today's youth." "The juvenile authorities have had it with Drape gangs." "Milton Hackett." "Wanda Woodward." "Mona Malnorowski, also known as Hatchet-Face." "You are blights on this community." " Are the parents here?" " Yes, Your Honor." "We have been praying all night for our son." "And praying so hard that we got headaches." "Hi, Wanda honey." "You were on the radio." "Would you just get me the (BLEEP) out of here?" "What's (BLEEP) mean, Hector?" "Oh, Meg, it's just a teen nonsense word Wanda uses to make herself feel all grown-up." "Your Honor, could we take Wanda the fuck home?" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Good God!" "Order." "Order in this courtroom." "You hear that, Your Honor?" "It's a sign." "(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "She is speaking in tongues." "God is in her gullet." "And he is in yours, too." "Let him out." "Let the words of the Savior be heard." "Order!" "Order!" "No wonder your children are in trouble." "And you, Miss Malnorowski..." "By the way, that's a shame about your face." "There's nothing the matter with my face." "I got character." "I see that your parents haven't taken the trouble to come to get you." "Oh, yes, we did." "You happy now, Mona, huh?" "You finally did it." "You put your own mother in an iron lung." "Mrs. Malnorowski, there is no smoking in this courtroom." "Why not?" "I pay taxes on cigarettes, don't I?" "And what do I get for those taxes?" "Happiness?" "Hell, no." "I get tuberculosis." "(TIRE BURSTS)" "Oh!" "Christ!" "Now I got a flat tire." "I'm going to release these delinquents to their parents' custody." "And if they were mine," "I'd give them a bare-assed whipping." "Ramona and Belvedere Rickettes, I find you guilty of disturbing the peace and I fine the both of you $1,000." " That's all we have." " How are we supposed to live?" "Damn you." "Handcuff those brats." "Don't touch my children." "And you, Pepper Walker," "I'm going to have your two children put in the custody of the Chatterbox Orphanage until they're adopted by God-fearing parents who at least will give them Christian names." "PEPPER:" "Not my children." "They're my flesh and blood." "They're all I have!" "Mrs. Tadlock." "PEPPER:" "Get away from them." "(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)" "Don't you touch them kids!" "(JUDGE POUNDING GAVEL)" "(KIDS SCREAMING)" "Come on." "PEPPER:" "I love you, children." "Wade Walker, better known as Cry-Baby, what a sad and silly name for a young man." "You were the ringleader in tonight's gang war." "Grandmother, help him." "We were just singing together." "Judge, let Allison go and I'll take the full blame." "I didn't mean no harm, Mrs. Vernon-Williams." "I may be a Drape, but I love your granddaughter." "And if that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am." "I am going to release Allison this one time because you are a fine and beautiful woman, Mrs. Vernon-Williams." "But not you, Cry-Baby Walker." "The only place you're going to sing is in jail." "No!" "I find you guilty of rampant juvenile delinquency and I hereby sentence you to the Maryland Training School for Boys until your 21 st birthday." "(EXCLAIMS)" "Court dismissed." "Lock him up!" "You can't lock up his music!" "(ALL CLAMORING)" "I'll get out, sugar dumpling, I'll get out, if it's the last thing I do!" "I swear." "Cry-Baby!" "Boy, do I have a story for you." "How does it feel to be a juvenile delinquent?" "It feels good, man." "I've never been so happy in my whole life." "Lenora, you filthy hag." "I wouldn't let you shine my boots!" "Allison's my girl." "A-L-L-I-S-O-N, fellows." "REPORTER:" "When did he propose?" "Just last night." "You see, I'm pregnant with his child." "You know that Cry-Baby is an orphan." "He wants his baby to have a real family, for the family that he himself never had." "(ALL CLAMORING)" "Delinquents, hit the sack!" "I swear." "Strip down, asshole." "It's beddy-bye time." "Now don't forget to say your prayers." "God bless my probation officer." "ALL:" "God bless my probation officer." "God bless the draft board." "ALL:" "God bless the draft board." "God bless the juvenile authorities." "ALL:" "God bless the juvenile authorities." "We're going to give you a haircut tomorrow, pretty boy." "You ever hear of a whiffle?" "(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)" "That's what you're going to get, you big old cry-baby, you." "(LAUGHING)" "God bless Dwight Eisenhower." "ALL:" "God bless Dwight Eisenhower." "God bless Roy Cohn." "ALL:" "God bless Roy Cohn." "God bless Richard Nixon." "ALL:" "God bless Richard Nixon." "Nighty-night, boys." "(SOBBING)" "Cry-Baby." "(SINGING) Teardrops are falling" "Teardrops are falling" "Cry, go on, cry" "Teardrops are falling" "Out my eyes" "Teardrops are falling" "I wonder why" "Teardrops are falling" "For you made me cry" "(SINGING) Yes, teardrops are falling" "Falling from my eyes" "Yes, yes, yes You made me cry" "When you went away" "You stayed away so long" "Come back, my dear" "My heart is aching" "Almost breaking" "If you hear me" "Come back to me" "Teardrops are falling" "And you made me cry" "Cry, go on cry" "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "(VIVACIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "(EXCLAIMS)" "ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:" "Call these Drapettes bold, call them brazen, but whatever you do, don't call them Square." "Yes, mothers, you should be worried." "Following last night's disturbance at Turkey Point," "Cry-Baby Walker, convicted delinquent had the nerve to announce his engagement to fellow gang member and known hussy," "Lenora Frigid, mother-to-be of his child." "Cry-Baby is an orphan." "He wants his baby to have a real family, for the family that he himself never had." "ANNOUNCER:" "Wade Walker, defiantly entering the Maryland Training School for Boys had this to say..." "It feels good, man." "I've never been so happy in my whole life." "(VIVACIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)" "Hurry, Allison, hide." "The newspapers have blown this completely out of proportion." "He lied to me, Grandmother." "And the whole world knows that I'm just a Drape fool." "Heavy hangs the head that last night wore the crown." "(VIVACIOUS MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE)" "Allison!" "I'm Baldwin and these are the Whiffles." "And we are proud to be Squares." "Allison Vernon-Williams, you don't have to decide today." "Give your heart some time to think." "Allison, would you sing with me today?" "Hey, man." "Your old lady's on the radio." "There's trouble, Cry-Baby, big trouble." "Allison!" "There's a new place that's opening." "It's sort of wild, kind of cool." "It's called a theme park and it's the first one in the state of Maryland." "I'd be proud to, Baldwin." "Cry-Baby Walker, I hope you're happy with Lenora." "I only have one thing to say to you." "I think you're a liar and a cad and I spit on your tears." "I can sing better than Cry-Baby Walker any day of the week." "(RADIO CRACKLING)" "(GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION)" "(SCREAMING)" "(SINGING) Well, I ain't here 'cause I drive too fast" "And I'm too young to have a criminal past" "Some good behavior would be all right" "But I don't seem to qualify" "I'm just out for a little fun" "But I'm guilty till I'm 21" "I guess I'm doing time for being young" "So cut these shackles off of me" "Let me go Let me go" "This kind of suit don't set me free" "Set me free Set me free" "Well, I can't live if I can't ride" "Let me ride Let me ride" "And I want my baby by my side" "Want my baby by my side" "I'm just out for a little fun" "But I'm guilty till I'm 21" "I guess I'm doing time for being young" "Now, I can't let the right thing stand in my way" "Someday, maybe, I'll know better" "But right now I'm making them pay" "What do I do, who do I thank?" "What can I do?" "What can I do?" "To get me out of this stinking tank" "Stinking tank Stinking tank" "It's heartbreaking to be this age" "Stuck in a cage Stuck in a cage" "Locked in the prison of teenage rage" "Stuck in a cage with a teenage rage" "Well, I was out for a little fun" "I guess I'm guilty till I'm 21" "I must be doing time for being young" "Stuck in a cage with a teenage rage" "I don't want to be doing time for being young" "(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)" "Who the hell is this?" "This is Inga." "She's from Sweden." "She's an exchange student and she's going to be staying with us for a while." "Inga, this is our daughter, Wanda." "Say hello." "Ja?" "(SCOFFS) I'm blowing this joint." "Inga doesn't understand English very well." "Inga, say hello to Wanda." "Ja?" "(ENUNCIATING) Say hello to our daughter." "Ja?" "Honey, why don't you come over and sit down?" "Get to know one another." "Look at all the wonderful presents she's brought us from her native land." "Let's all put on a folk hat and learn something about a foreign culture." "Do we have a surprise for you." "Don't we, Meg?" "We sure do." "All this silly trouble you've been having lately..." "Wanda, honey, you're going to Sweden this afternoon at 3:00." "You mean you swapped me?" "For a milkmaid?" "Oh, honey," "Inga's mater and paterwill treat you just like one of the family." "Ja, Inga?" "Ja?" "Ja?" "Ja?" "(ALL MOCKING)" " Hey, you going my way?" " Oh, it's you." "You ever hear of something called a theme park?" "Yeah, there's a big opening over there today." "That's where I'm going, stallion." "Well, hop on in. (LAUGHS)" "Hold on, homeboy." "Almost done." "I know it hurts, but being this cool's always a pain." "The pain ain't nothing, Dupree." "I've been hurt all my life, but real tears wash away." "Ow!" "This one's for Allison and I want it to last forever." "There you go." "It's a beauty." "You never have to cry again." "I heard talking in here." "What's that on your face, blubber-boy?" " A booger?" " Are you blind?" "It's a lonely teardrop." "Ain't that cute?" "It ought to go real good with your new haircut. (LAUGHS)" " I ain't getting no haircut." " You want to bet?" "You're next, sniffle-snot." "(LAUGHING)" "(WHISPERING) Cry-Baby, look!" "It's your only chance, man." "Nobody's going to turn me Square, Dupree." "I want my girl," "I want my family, and I want my gang." "Thanks for the tattoo." "(EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)" "Come on, gorgeous." "(LIVELY ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)" "Look." "Is that the prison?" "Move over, Milton." "Let me try." "Geronimo!" " What do we have here?" " Who is that?" "This is a jailbreak!" "CRY-BABY:" "Come on!" "Hatchet!" "Cry-Baby, where are you?" " Cry-Baby!" " PRISONER 1:" "He's in the library!" "PRISONER 2:" "No, he's in the cafeteria!" "PRISONER 3:" "No, man, he's in the hole." "PRISONER 4:" "Come on, man, no, this way, he's in the movies." "That way!" "Cry-Baby!" "WOMAN ONSCREEN:" "Hurry, David." "MAN ONSCREEN:" "I've almost got it." "(SCREAMING)" "(ALL EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)" "Hurry up!" "(SCREAMING)" "(MICE SQUEAKING)" "(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)" "(EXCLAIMS)" "What's down here?" "What, this way?" "Thanks, pal." "(OFFICERS LAUGHING)" "(CACKLING)" "Just come right this way." "Now this is Sheila." "She's Caucasian, but that's about all I can recommend." "Bad table manners." "We were thinking of two children, actually." " About 6 or 7 years old." " With some spunk." "Well, what about him?" "Little Joey, mother's little helper." "He not only vacuums, he does windows." "Irons." "Yes." "Here, these are the ones we want." "A double-header!" "They're adorable." "We'll take them." "Uh-uh!" "Now, that's a thing with two heads, absolutely not." "Siamese twins are a financial burden." "Sewing all those old school clothes together." "You're not psychologically equipped." "Mrs. Tadlock, these are my children and I'm taking them with me." "That's right, sister." "You!" "(AMUSING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)" "Let me out of here." "Help." "Come on, we got to get to the Enchanted Forest." "Turn left." "No, turn right." "(SINGING) Mister Sandman" "Yes?" "(SINGING) Bring me a dream" "I am the cutest that she's ever seen" "Give her the word that I'm not a rover" "Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over" " What?" " Shh!" "(ALLISON SINGING) Mister Sandman, I'm so alone" "Don't have nobody to call my own" "Please turn on your magic beam" "Mister Sandman, bring her a dream" "Mister Sandman, bring us a dream" "Give him a pair of eyes with that come-hither gleam" "Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci" "And lots of wavy hair like Liberace" "Mister Sandman, someone to hold" "Would be so peachy before we're too old" "So please turn on your magic beam" "Mister Sandman, bring us" "Please, please, please" "Mister Sandman, bring us a dream" "Drapes!" "Allison Vernon-Williams, the decision is yours." "You sang with the Squares." "Now sing with the Drapes." "(CHEERING)" "WOMAN:" "Cry-Baby needs you." "We'll get married and live in suburbia." "I love you, Allison." "I don't want to hurt you, Baldwin." "I had my baby." "Isn't he cute?" "I'm a Square now." "Wave to Allison." "You maybe a Square, Lenora, but you're still a tramp." "(ALL GASP)" "Allison, pick the man who loves you the most." "(SINGING) Please, Mr. Jailer won't you let my man go free?" "Please, Mr. Jailer won't you let my man go free?" "He don't belong in prison though he's guilty as can be" "But the only crime he's guilty of is simply loving me" "Please, Mr. Jailer won't you let my man go free?" "Please, Mr. Jailer won't you let my man go free?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah" "Please, Mr. Jailer won't you let this jailbird free?" "(VOCALIZING)" "Just look into his eyes" "Open up that door" "Just listen to his guitar you'll know the score" "Please, Mr. Jailer let an honest man go free" "Yeah, yeah, yeah" "Please, Mr. Jailer don't you make no lifer out of me" "I'm innocent, I swear it" "Let my woman testify" "She'll tell you where I was that night" "Yeah, I'm his alibi" "Please, Mr. Jailer won't you let my man go free?" "Well" "I'm tired of pressing license plates down in this rotten hole" "I gotta reach the outside before I lose control" "Please, Mr. Jailer don't you make no lifer out of me" "MAN:" "Walker." "Wade Walker, you have a visitor." "Please, Mr. Jailer let me out of this penitentiary" "Let me out" "Please, Mr. Jailer don't you make no lifer out of me" "Please, Mr. Jailer won't you let my baby go free?" "(VOCALIZING)" "Let my man go free" "(VOCALIZING)" "Don't make no lifer out of me" "Please, Mr. Jailer" "Can't you see how much love she's got for me?" "(GNARLS)" "Well" "Let him go, let him go" "Let him go" "Let my man go free" "Please, Mr. Jailer" "Well, let me out" "Please, Mr. Jailer" "Don't make me shout" "Please, Mr. Jailer" "Well, let me out" "(ALL CLAMORING)" "Criminal!" "Cry-Baby Walker, society has given you a second chance." "You're rehabilitated now." "(CHEERING)" "(BOOING)" "Here is $3.50." "And a pair of clean underwear." "You think you're a big man, Cry-Baby." "But you're lower than your dead father." "Guess who pulled the switch on that jerk?" "My grandpappy, that's who." "(PEOPLE LAUGH)" "And every Christmas since, my whole family gathers together and he re-tells the story of the day he electrocuted your daddy and we just laugh." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Let me punch his ugly face." "It's okay, Hatchet." "You're beautiful, baby." "But I'll take care of this maggot." "Do you know how to play the automobile game called "chicken"?" "(LAUGHS) Sure, my car and your jalopy." "We head toward one another at full speed." "First one to turn the wheel before we smash is a chicken." "(IMITATING HEN CACKLING)" "Is that legal?" "Stop this insanity." "I got some new rules, sucker." "How about you and me on top of the car?" "(INDISTINCT)" "I'm man enough, you big cry-baby." "That's Mr. Baby to you." "Fellows of the press, this chicken race tonight is for my daddy." "And I'd like to sing something in his memory, something hillbilly." "Something colored." "Something my daddy would've loved." "(SINGING) You call us hoods and say we've gone mad" "'Cause we feel so good when we're being bad" "We're high school hellcats" "On our own" "High school hellcats" "Almost grown" "Come on and pick a fight I wish you would" "We love being bad 'cause it sure feels good" "Baldwin, please." "Be a gentleman and call off this race, it's too dangerous." "Mrs. Vernon-Williams, you were born a Square and you're gonna die a Square." "You're coming with me." "(SINGING) Yeah, stand back, look out We're renegade teens" "Friends of the devil But twice as mean" "We're looking for kicks We want them now" "We're gonna get them And we don't care how" "We're high school hellcats" "On our own" "High school hellcats" "Almost grown" "Come on, pick a fight We wish you would" "We love being bad 'Cause it sure feels good" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "(WHOOPS)" "Well, you lock us up in your schools" "We weren't born to live by rules" " Get down from there this minute." " Sit down, you traitor." "When you say stop I say go, cats, go We're high school hellcats" "On our own" "Come on, baby!" "Almost grown" "What are you doing?" "Wish you would" " We love being bad - 'Cause it feels so good" "USA, the land of the free" "We should be what we want to be" "But everyone says we should be like them" "But we're high school hellcats and we never fit in" "We're high school hellcats" "Allison, help!" "Help me!" "(CRY-BABY SINGING) Come on and pick a fight, we wish you would" "We love being bad 'cause it sure feels good" "We're high school hellcats" "Come on and pick a fight we wish you would" "We love being bad 'cause it sure feels good" "We love being bad 'Cause it sure feels good" "Turn the wheel!" "'Cause it sure feels good" "Chicken!" "(WHOOPING)"