"You can't be sleeping with this patient." "He's only 6." "He has Advanced Aging Disease." "It's just not right." "I was kidding." "Ha-ha-ha!" "Oh, my God." " Seriously, you kids have fun." " Ha-ha-ha." "That's it." "This kid's getting a vasectomy." "No, don't." "Excuse me." "No, I didn't fart." "I just have to get by." "There aren't stairs there." "Damn it." " Nut-cutters." " Do you mean the scalpel?" "I'm not going to give it to you." "Call it by its right name." "Fine." "Scalpel." "Thank you for the nut-cutters." "Dr. Richie, it look's like you're giving this 6-year-old boy a vasectomy." "Well I'm not." " Sperm-tube slicer?" " Oh, no." "I can't be party to this." "Fine, I'll do it myself." "Where do I put this shit?" "Hey, Lola." "Can I talk to you for a second?" "Make it quick." "I took an Ambien and it's about to kick in." "I know you don't really have a tumor, okay?" "I know you were just claiming you did in order to break up with Owen." "Thank God that someone gets it." "Blake, thank you." "I wanna operate on your nonexistent tumor." " Oh, God." " No, hear me out." "I challenged the new clown doctor to a healing-power-of-laughter-off." "Now, if I operate on your fake tumor, I'm bound to win." " No." "It's stupid." " Ugh." "Whoo, whoo." " Ambien." "It's kicking in." " What?" "Oh." "Uh..." "Attention, staff." "The heavyweight champion of the world, Rocky Balboa." "What?" "You wanna go to the O.R.?" "Okay, I'll take you." "Webster's Dictionary defines love as "A roof lantern or turret often with slatted apertures for escape or smoke or admission of light in a medieval building. "" " God, what's wrong?" " This is all your fault." "Your exboyfriend just gave my 6-year-old son, Nicky, a vasectomy." "Josh Brolin gave your son a vasectomy?" "No, Dr. Richie." "That makes more sense." "Josh isn't licensed to practice." " Dr. Black." " That I know." " Dr. Black!" " Okay!" "God." "The answer to your question is yes." "I dated Josh Brolin." " Ugh, don't be dramatic." " I'm not." "I've been sick lately, mainly in the mornings in between really weird food cravings, ever since I had sex with your son." " Sex with my son?" " What, you prefer I have sex near your son?" "I don't see what the big deal is, me having sex with your son." "It's not about the preposition." "Oh, no." "Ever since I had sex with your son, I haven't been feeling right." "I hope I'm not sick with something your son gave me." "No, it's true, though." "Zach Braff has a tiny penis." " A colored hooker told me." "Yeah." " What?" "Wow." "Isn't it about time we operated on your neurological and muscular disorders?" "Right." "Oh." "Hey, you guys, I think you should know, I've decided to let Dr. von Sydow cure me." " Of what?" " Wish me luck." "Blake will be in charge while I'm recovering." "Hey, wait a minute, where is Blake?" "Hey." "Blake is operating on Lola's tumor using only the healing power of laughter." "Two crazy operations at once?" "Let's go!" "Hurry, everybody." "Hurry." "Let's fucking go!"