"[crowd cheering] [bell dings]" "[Man] Box!" "[punches landing]" "[thud against canvas] [bell dings]" "[Man] They say you should never let go of your dreams." "But if your dream is to be a Mouseketeer, and you're 45, you may wanna let that one go." "On the other hand, if your dream's to be a Wal-Mart greeter, you can hang on to that baby until, like, a year after you die." "Me, I don't even know what my dream is." "But it's all right." "I got time." "I won't be turning 40 for another... [alarm buzzes]" "Ugh." "I just turned 40." "[glass of water spills]" "Jerry, what are you doing?" "Sorry." "Good morning, sweet pea." "No, it's not morning until the sun's up." "Oh." "If you just get your contractor's license, you could set your own hours." "Yup." "God damn it." "Oh, that's perfect, Speed Racer." "[heavy accent] Happy birthday, Jerry." "Oh, Ozzie." "You shouldn't have, buddy." "What is it?" "Is this that Clapton box set I've been wanting?" "Open it, man." "Open it." "It's for you." "Oh, a commuter mug." " Just what I wanted." " Happy birthday, man." "Thanks, buddy." "What you gonna do for your birthday, Jerry?" "Ah, thought I'd go to my crappy job and get yelled at by my angry boss." "You did that last year." "Yeah, I know." "It's a Jerry Ferro tradition." "I bake a cake for you." "Do me a favor, don't put the novelty candles on it this year." "Yeah, why not?" "It's funny." "No, it's not funny." "I almost blew a lung out on those things." "And by the way, who's the joke on?" "I'm blowing snot all over the cake, and then you eat three pieces?" "Very funny." "You blew out, I eat the cake." "No, Ozzie, you're not listening." "It's not funny." " You're eating booger cake." " [Ozzie laughing]" "Morning, Mike." "Nice truck." "Yeah, you like it, Ferro?" "You know, someday, you get your own crew, you might be able to upgrade from your piece of shit." "Thanks, buddy." "I think this chicken's gone south, Ozzie." "It's cactus." "Cactus?" "It's good." "It's good if your plane goes down in the desert, but not if you can walk to a supermarket." "What'd the old lady pack for dessert, a pinecone?" "What do you take of marriage, Jerry?" "What do I take of marriage?" "I'm not getting married until I get health insurance." "Health insurance, then marriage." "That's my policy." "You just turned 40." "Yeah, but I'm not gonna do it like you." "Marriage, 30 kids, with a wait-and-see approach to health insurance." "Hey, you two get 10 minutes for lunch." "You're way behind on this wall." "Behind what?" "Behind schedule, dipshit." "You know, Ferro, you think you're smarter than everyone 'cause you got a quick tongue." "But you're just a grunt working with illiterates, amounting to nothing." "Leave him alone." "No, hablo retardo, Speedy Gonzalez." "You know, you're lazy even for a Mexican." "Hey, Nicaragua." "Oh, well, same difference, Sanchez." "Now come on, get back to work." "Ozzie." "Nice try, assholes." "[glass shattering] [car alarm blaring]" "Mike, somebody threw a belt sander at your windshield." "Ferro." "Mike, Mike, calm down." "It's the heat." "It's getting to both of us." "Yeah, you better run, you pussy." "And take the wetback with you!" "Here, take this with you, too." "Got a little going away present for you." "How about that, huh?" "Yeah, get the hell off my job site, you pussy!" "And take the beaner with you!" "I hope the Minutemen get you!" "Thanks for the mug, buddy." "I'll talk to Steve about getting you some work around the gym." "See you." "Why don't you have me and Ozzie come in here and spruce it up?" "If you're looking for work, why don't you just add another class?" "You're still the people's choice." "That's not gonna help Ozzie." "I'm running a gym here, not an unemployment agency." "Good job, Gus." "Good work." "Tree, can you give me a couple of rounds?" "Sure, Hammer." "Work it." "Yeah." "Right there." "You training this guy?" "Nah, I'm just babysitting him till Manny gets back from Chicago." "Just like that." "Just like that." "They call you the Hammer 'cause you're a handyman, huh?" "First off, I'm not a handyman." "I'm a carpenter." "And secondly, you're gonna find out why they call me the Hammer." "Jab." "One-two." "Right there." "Punching angry, huh?" "I got fired today." "Who's that guy?" "That's Jerry Ferro." "Long lefty with some pop." "What's his class?" "Uh, he does the evening class." "No, I mean what weight class." "He was light heavy." "Back in the day, he was pretty good." "Work, work, work!" "[wood creaking, crash] [crowd cheering]" "Yo, Hammer!" "Come on, get your hammer and get up here." "[crowd shouting]" "That's the same thing that's gonna happen to Taylor." "Hi, fellas." "Hey." "Wow, what've we got here?" "Look at the sky, baby." "Wow." "Who hangs a heavy bag with toggle bolts?" "What?" "God damn." "No, I mean, you don't hang a heavy bag with toggle bolts right onto the dry wall." "You'd lag it into a ceiling joist." "A good fart would take this thing down." "Yo, man, you don't know shit" " about punching power, bitch." " Yeah, but..." "I do know something about toggle bolts." "You would use toggle bolts, like, you're hanging, like, a humming bird feeder, a picture, or a mobile, or like a wind chime, or something like that." "One of those dream catchers." "North American Indians... use these, uh..." "You gotta..." "You drill a pilot hole, and, you know, I use half-inch, but some guys use 5/8, and you would..." "I'm gonna take..." "Take five." "Take five." "How would you like to move a few rounds with Malice Blake?" "That sounds fantastic." "Perhaps later we could put my balls in a vice." "Hundred bucks." "[crowd cheering]" "All right, this guy's been known to fall for a touch and go." " Understand?" " Yeah." " Okay." " You got the money?" "Time." "[cheering continues]" "[cheering stops]" "Oh, it's on now, toggle bolt." "[cheering continues]" "All right, all right, all right!" "That's enough!" "That's enough." "That was a slip, motherfucker!" "Don't go saying you knocked Malice Blake to the canvas." "Did you fellas see me knock Malice Blake to the canvas?" "Oh!" "Man, that's a slip." "Jerry, you still got it, man." "Thanks." "Listen." "Someone's going to have to fix that bag." "Ozzie'll do it, then Ozzie can check all the rest of 'em, too, otherwise you're gonna have a lawsuit on your hands." "Don't worry about it." "You got a heavy left hand." "How come I haven't seen you before?" "I teach the 6 P. M. class." "No, I mean I thought I'd seen every pro in California." "Oh, I'm not a pro." "I just fought some Golden Gloves, that's all." "So what are you?" "Well, up until two hours ago, I was a carpenter." "So you still have your amateur status?" "Not as a carpenter." "Listen, I'm taking a look at some prospects tomorrow morning for the Olympic trials." "[chuckles] No." "No, no, that ship..." "That ship sailed a long time ago." "Well, if you change your mind." "The address is on there." "You're Eddie Bell." "Last time I checked." "Jab, cross." "One-two." "Step out with the jab, little step with the jab, and then poom!" "Turn the hips." "Good job, Shelly." "Push off the back foot." "[chuckling] What is going on here, new girl?" "What?" "The punch starts in the ball of the back foot, travels up the thigh, through the shoulder, and out the fist." "Look at your fist as a package that needs to be delivered." "Now, look at your thigh as the UPS truck." "Don't hit him with your arm." "Hit him with your thigh and your ass." "Right." "Uh." "That was more of a golf cart, but all right." "Stick your ass out, suck your elbows in." "Are you trying to take a dump, Tony?" "Good face, Jeff." "Come on." "Yeah." "How'd you get your shiner?" "Oh, let's just say a client got a little out of hand." "I feel like prostitution should be legal, you know?" "I'm a lawyer." "Public defender." "Oh, yeah." "No, I figured that." "I'm just saying, apropos of nothing." "It's a victimless crime." "You know." "How'd you get yours?" "Trick got out of hand on Santa Monica Boulevard." "[laughs]" "Punch with your hips, everybody." "Hey, Jerry." "What's going on, Jeff?" "I'm entering my first tournament." "Fantastic." "You've been boxing for like four weeks." "You think that's a good plan?" "Oh, I'm ready for this one." "It's the Gay Games." "Yeah, but, Jeff, you're not gay." "No, no, but they don't check." "That's the beauty of it." "I figure I'll get a little competitive experience, you know?" "Kick a little ass." "I don't know, I've seen some of those guys." "They're pretty ripped." "Come on, you think I'm gonna lose to a guy who enters the ring to Barbara Streisand?" "Uh, I think you'd lose to Barbara Streisand." "Come on." "I've learned from the best." "Jerry?" "Jesus." "I mean, you refuse to get a contractor's license, but, what, you'll go be a punching bag for a few extra bucks?" "Ozzie and I quit today." "Well, Matt's an a-hole." "I take on two extra shifts, and you quit your job?" "I'm thinking about getting back into competitive boxing." "[chuckles]" "What a great idea." "Come on, short stack, it's my birthday." "Yeah, that's right, Jerry." "Another year has come and gone, and you've done nothing." "You just quit your job!" "You get another speeding ticket, and I find a fucking maxi pad in the coffee maker." "All right?" "[sighs]" "This isn't working, Jerry." "I knocked this guy out in the first round." "Hey, Jerry the best boxer I know, man." "Yeah, I'm the only boxer you know, but thanks, buddy." "Hey, it's true." "Alexis Arguello." "Nicaragua!" "Rosendo Álvarez." "Nicaragua." "Ricardo Mayorga." "Nicaragua!" "Nicaragua numero uno." "[all] Nicaragua!" "You guys sure seem to love Nicaragua except for the part where you risked your lives not to live there anymore." "[speaking in Spanish]" "All right, but one round, then you're going to bed." " Oh!" " Oh!" "[all] Nicaragua!" "Hey, Jerry, it's time to bed, man." "Big day tomorrow." "Good night, Jerry." "Good night, Oz." "Jerry!" "Jerry!" "Wake up, man!" "You're missing the tryout, man." "I'm gonna do the Olympics next time." "Better watch out for me, Coach." "I got mad skills." "Pop!" "Pop!" "Pop!" "Bow!" "You got the sound effects down." "Are you his legal guardian?" "No." "No, I'm a boxer." "[chuckles] This ain't no open call." "You have to be invited." "Eddie invited me himself." "Well, I guess he's getting desperate." "[chuckles] [whistle blows]" "Who here knows how many gold medals the United States boxing team has won in the last two Olympics combined?" "One!" "That's right." "Uno!" "Cuba has won nine." "Kazakhstan has won three." "I don't even know where that is." "France has won as many gold medals as the United States in the last two Olympics." "France, for Christ's sake!" "Today, we're going to find out if anyone here might have what it takes to change that in 2008." "Let's get started!" " [fighters grunting] - [shouting]" "No, no, no." "No, no, no." "[whistle blows]" "You look like shit." "I didn't get a ton of sleep last night." "Well, maybe you want to take a rain check, huh?" "No, no." "No, I'm..." "I'm good." "All right, put that on... unless you think that eyebrow could protect your whole head." "[laughs]" "Good stuff." "[Man] Come on!" "[Men cheering]" "[Eddie] And time!" "[Men groaning]" "All right, I think that's enough, huh?" "I'm fine." "Are you sure?" "I've never felt better in my life." "All right, go ahead." "[All] Ooh!" "[Men] Oh!" "[crowd whispering]" "Victor Padilla." "Did you fight Golden Gloves?" "I fought Golden Gloves, a while back." "You know, I was watching you." "You look good, but I noticed you throw the jab, you drop your right just a little bit, which is fine against an orthodox guy, but if you get in with a southpaw, you know, that could be trouble." "So when was your last fight?" "November." "1987." "[laughs] How come?" "Hey, it's none of my business." "I'd like to see what you could do if you took care of yourself." "I want you to lose 15 pounds and be ready to fight at 178 in a month." "What's in a month?" "The regionals in Phoenix." "Congratulations." "## [ska]" "# Fueled by a lack #" "# Drew inspiration from a need #" "# So many problems to crack #" "# And mouths to feed #" "# Crooked was the path # [grunting song melody]" "# The last hurrah?" "#" "# Nu-uh, I'd do it again # [grunting song melody]" "# The rascal king behind the bars #" "# Or the one in front of them #" "# Let's go #" "# The last hurrah?" "Nu-uh #" "# Do it again # [grunting song melody]" "# The rascal king behind the bars #" "# Or the one in front of them #" "All right, everyone, find your bag and do something horrible to it." "Not you, Lindsay." "I wanna work a little shoe shine, a little left, right." " Okay." " All right?" "You ready?" "Are you ready?" "Let's see what you got." "[grunting] [chuckles]" "Don't take the mace off the key chain just yet." "Come on." "You got plans tomorrow?" "Not during the day." "Maybe we should just hold off until an evening frees up for you." "Oh, just pick me up at noon tomorrow." "What's the big deal?" "Oh, the dreaded day date." "Oh, come on, what is so bad about a day date?" "What's so bad about it?" "It's not a date, it's an outing at best." "Jerry girlfriend leaving him." "Excuse me?" "Jerry girlfriend leaving him." " She..." " My girlfriend." " Oh." " We..." "We broke up." " I'm sorry." " Broke up, yeah." "Have you guys met?" "Lindsay, Loud-mouth." "Loud-mouth, Lindsay." "When?" "She left, uh..." "You know, it's been a while." "Wednesday." "Wednesday." "Wednesday." "She technically moved out on Wednesday, but she checked out a year before that." "We both did." " Oh." " It's been a while." "Well, um, I'll see you at noon." " All right." " Bye-bye." "See you." "Nice to meet you." " Silky smooth." " Yeah." " Silk." " Working?" " Yeah, velvety smooth." " Oh." "I don't know if you can understand this, Ozzie, but chicks don't dig it when they find out you've been dumped." "But it's true." "It's also true I have a hairy ass, but I don't weave it into every conversation I have." "Hey, yo, Vic." "You know Coach won gold in four different weight classes?" "I'm gonna make it five." "I'm going to be his second lightweight." "Hey, they say you're pretty good with the little dudes." "Let's see what you're gonna do with the big boys." " [kissing]" " What's happening, fellas?" "Well, if it isn't the Pale Rider." "I was just telling my man Vic here how I'm gonna be the latest in Coach Bell's long tradition of Olympic champs." "Are you light heavy?" "That's right." "I'm surprised Eddie didn't tell you, but I'm going to be the new sheriff around here at 178." "You?" "Good, good." "I'm glad you guys got to know each other, 'cause you're going to be spending a lot of time together." "Let's get to work." "Hold on, Coach." "Man, you can't be serious." "This dude's, like, 40 years old." "I'm standing right here, you know?" "I can hear what you're saying." "Coach, man, you wouldn't give a 40-year-old black guy a shot." "Yeah, Coach, when is the black man finally gonna get a fair shake in the fight game?" "Come on, let's get a little lather going." "Okay, let's keep the feet moving, keep the elbows in, and your hands up." "Amateur boxing is about scoring punches." "A light jab scores just as much as a big hook." "And a knockout still counts, though, right?" " Yeah, okay." " Yeah, it counts." "All right." "And, time!" "[laughs] You know what?" "If you think I want some middle-aged, middle-class white dude thinking he's in some boxing fantasy camp messing with my mission, man, you even more stupid than you look." "I'd have kicked your ass, but calling me middle-class is about the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me." "[engine clanking]" "How much for the roses?" "$12 a dozen." "Will you take ten bucks for the dozen?" "Okay." "Como se llama?" " Carlos." " Carlos." "Carlos, two days ago, my friend," "I was right where you're at." "Not on the onramp of the 405, but in my head." "You know what I mean?" "I didn't know what was going on." "I was at a crossroads in my life." "Now, look at me." "Huh?" "You know, it's like..." "like I wanna tell everyone about this, you know?" "And I'm thinking, like, what do you want to do, Carlos?" "When's your time?" "You know what I mean?" "When's Carlos going to start doing what Carlos wants to do, right?" " All right?" " All right." "All right." "What's Carlos want to do?" "Peanut?" "[Jerry] Uh, the door's a little sticky on the passenger side, so just hang tight here and I'll explain." "It's, uh..." "It's kind of a two-man gig." "Just stay clear there." "On three, lift the handle, please." "You want me to lift it?" "Yeah, lift it on three, but just stay wide of it." " All right, you ready?" " Yeah." "One, two, three." "One more..." "One more try." " Okay." " We'll go..." "Okay?" "Ready?" "Here we go." " Perfect." " Okay." "Like you've been doing it your whole life." "Your chariot awaits." "Nice to see chivalry isn't dead." "And because... the door's been flying open on left-hand turns," "I'll give you a little bungee action." " Okay." " There." "Thank you." "And it's off we go." "The La Brea Tar Pits." " Yeah." " Wow." "This date's officially been downgraded to a field trip." "Come on, now what's wrong with the La Brea Tar Pits?" "I've lived in L.A. for six years, I've never been." " I really want to see them." " You want to see them?" " Yeah." " You want to see them?" "Close your eyes... and picture a giant pit filled with used transmission fluid." "We've been there." "[Lindsay] God, look, it's really bubbling." "Yeah, I really..." "I owe you an apology." "This is breath-taking." " Can you smell it?" " I wish I had a condo right here." "To wake up every morning to the smell of burning tar." "No other city but Los Angeles would put up with this." "It's really an embarrassment." "Is it more than you even dared to dream?" "Tar is not an attraction, it's a detraction." "You try to get away from tar." "I don't know why there's not more postcards with this on it." "Do chick mastodons have the tusks or is that just the dude..." "Any other city, by the way, would have filled this in with kitty litter years ago." "This is humiliating." "Look, it says here that every one of the exhibits in the museum was pulled from one of these pits." "Right in the middle of L.A." "I'll tell ya, I..." "My heart's beating too fast." "I think I gotta sit down." "Los Angeles is awesome." "No professional football team, but all the fiberglass elephants you want." "Look at these kids." "They look pissed off that they're not at Disneyland." "I would sue my parents if they took me here." "[Lindsay] Oh, look!" "I did not realize we were gonna get to experience what it would be like to be trapped in tar." "I was all wrong about this place." " See?" " Yeah." "I told you how fun it is." "Yeah, and maybe later we could find out what it feels like to step in a bear trap or be run over by a cattle truck." " This is going to be a great day." " Yeah." "You wanna dip an apple into that or something, or you're okay?" "No, I'm good." "[Jerry] 24,000 years." "[sotto voce] I think someone needs to read their Bible again." "[Lindsay] Doesn't it make you feel kind of insignificant?" "[Jerry] Oh, I had that covered a long time ago." "Don't you ever ponder your place in the continuum of life?" "Well, wherever it is," "I'm sure it's behind the slow driver." "I'd put you right about here." "That reminds me, it is loincloth season." "I gotta get into shape." "[chuckling]" "Are your glutes this size?" "No, that's enhanced." "So, what happens at the regionals?" "Well, if I win at the regionals, then I go to the nationals." "And if you win at the nationals?" "Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves." "Success isn't exactly in my DNA." "But if you did?" "If I did, I go to the Olympics." "Oh." "So, why did you quit in the first place?" "I killed a man in the ring." "Oh, my God, really?" "Nah." "I wish I had an excuse that good." "I was just, you know..." "I don't have any reason why." "I didn't get clipped by a motorcycle or have to take care of my sick mom." "I was just..." "I was 19 and I was stupid." "Like, when you're 19, you just..." "At that age, it's just more fun to play Atari and smoke pot than it is to do sit-ups and road work." "And at what age is doing sit-ups more fun than getting high and playing video games?" "That age." "[Jerry] Public defender." "But why grind through law school if not to cash in on the big bucks?" "Irrational love of the underdog." "And by "underdog" you mean crackhead?" "Hey, not all my clients are crackheads." "Some are meth-heads." " [chuckles] - [phone ringing]" "There's probably one now." "Just a sec." "Hello?" "But it's Saturday." "Crime doesn't take weekends off, I'm afraid." "You're so butch." "[Lindsay] Well, that was fun... for a day date." "A little abbreviated." "Perhaps we can work our way up to late afternoon date?" "Maybe even a dusk date?" "I know a romantic little landfill up in Pacoima." "You'd love it." "Oh, I'm sure I would, but, um, this is a rough stretch for me." "I have depositions all week." "Yeah, me too." "I mean, not depositions, but I'm up early because I'm in training now, you know." " Oh, yeah." " Yeah, training regimen." "Crack of dawn and road work." " You know, the whole thing." " Right." "Well, I'll see you in class." "Okay." "Take care." "I got it." "[tires squealing]" "[alarm beeping] [alarm stops] [alarm beeping] [alarm stops] [alarm beeping, stops] [alarm beeping, stops]" "## ["Eye of the Tiger"]" "[alarm beeping] [alarm stops]" "[lamp clattering]" "196, Coach." "[sighs]" "Oh, you're off to a great start." "You put on three pounds." " Muscle mass, Coach." " Ah." "I just don't see how you can be skinny and fat at the same time." "You know, I've see guys like you before." "You're one of those 95-percenters who never quite gives it everything he's got." "Actually, I'm a 75-percenter who's giving you an extra 20%." "Get out of here." "Scrub." "Okay." "And jab." "Jab, jab, jab." "Jab, jab, jab." "And uppercut." "Uppercut." "Uppercut." "Uppercut." "Uppercut." "Oz!" "Ho!" "Oswaldo Sanchez, everybody." "Yeah, thank you." "Thanks for covering for me." "You go vomit in the men's room." "Sorry I'm late." "Weight on the ball of the back foot." "Start with the straight jab." "Don't be squared off." "This is the third class she's missed." "I don't know, buddy." "You know, some women, you tell them you have no money, no education, no career path, and pow, they lose interest." "Yeah, I know." "Just as well, anyway." "You know, with my training schedule," "I don't have time to jump into a new relationship." "You guys got ten days to the regionals, and you both need six months work." "You can use your back hand, but only to the body, nothing to the head, you got it?" "Time!" "Ho, whoa!" "Whoa, whoa!" "Hey!" " Get off!" " I told you..." "I told you no punches to the head!" "All right, you guys wanna fight, take it outside." "In here, we box." "Yeah, weight on the ball of the back foot, and then turn the hip." "Although you don't have hips, but if you had 'em, turn 'em, and drive the right." "Hey, yo, Jerry, what's next?" "How to hit the canvas?" "Whoever does not love his brother, cannot love God." "And whoever loves God must love his brother." "He ain't my brother." "Huh." "But he sure is heavy." "You ain't gonna never make 178, fat boy." "I gotta get into shape, Oz-man." "I train you, man." "No worry." "Yeah, I gotta get on your program." "Orale queso." "What's your secret?" "# Oh, plug me in and turn me on #" "# Listen here 'cause here it come #" "# Got hot licks on your guitar strings #" "# Riffs and rhythms and guitar things #" "# Turn me on and turn me up and turn me loose #" "# I am alive and amplified #" "# Turn me on and turn me up and turn me loose #" "# I am alive and amplified #" "# Turn me on and turn me up and turn me loose #" "# I am alive and amplified #" "# Turn me on and turn me up and turn me loose #" "# I am alive and amplified #" "# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na #" "# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na #" "# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na #" "# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na #" "# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na #" "# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na #" "Whoo!" "Yeah." "Gordito." "Get off of there, you jackass." "178, baby." "You got it." "178." "Punch it." "Go ahead." "Get away from here." "Are you kidding?" "Hey, Coach..." "I thought I was your light heavy." "You wanna win the gold medal, and you're worried about Jerry?" "No, I just don't see why he has to be here." "Every great champion had someone to push them." "Robinson had LaMotta," "Archie Moore had Joey Maxim," "Zale and Graziano had... each other." "Who are those guys?" "Ah." "Listen." "Two of your biggest challenges for the gold are tall lefties like Jerry." "Now, I could pay him 100 bucks a day to spar with you, or I could let him think he's got a shot at making the team, and get him for free." "Trust me, working with Jerry every day is gonna help you win a gold medal." "You're my light heavyweight." "Huh?" " Okay, Coach." " Huh?" "You got some change?" " Yeah." " All right." "Remember, you're worried about your citizenship, your record, and your eligibility, and Uncle Jerr is the only one willing to stick his neck out for you." "All right?" "But I was born here in Los Angeles." "Don't over-think it, buddy." "Just act natural." "This comes off his record when he turns 18 next month." "His parole's been impeccable." "I don't see anything to be worried about here." "Victor, what made you think you had a problem?" "[heavy accent] Jerry is the only one who help me." "Wow." "I gotta tell you, this is a personal relief to me." "I mean, this is great news." "I told you." "I told you it would all work out." "Uh, listen, why don't you go wait out front, let Jerry mop up in here?" "Huh?" "Good news, huh?" "I'll get you some ice cream." "That's, uh..." "Poor kid." "I've seen what society can do to these kids." "The latch... the latchkey kids." "They just... just turn their backs on these kids." "Then I've seen the streets just chew 'em up and spit 'em out." "They're..." "They're dis..." "They're dispensable." "Dispendable..." "Expendable." "Missing class?" "Yeah, I've been swamped." "Oh." "You think a night might free up for you?" "It doesn't look good." "How about dinner tomorrow night?" "Pick me up at eight?" "Works for me." "Oh, and Jerry?" "You could've just called." "Yeah." "Did a perp really take a swing at you?" "Oh, not exactly." "They offered us a plea bargain," "I said he should take it, he got mad, threw my scales of justice paperweight at me," "I ducked and hit my head on the desk." "Oh." "You know, when my boss" " was attacking me with a pickaxe, - [laughs]" "I tendered my resignation right then and there on the spot." " I said to him, "Good day to you, sir!"" " I see." "I bid him adieu right there." "Can we still call you the Hammer even though you're not a carpenter anymore?" "Yes, because I got the name not because I'm a carpenter, but because I knocked this kid out many years ago." "That's where I got the nickname the Hammer." " Oh, really?" " Yes." "Really." "I got this." "You just lost your job." "Yep, but I picked up a bunch of classes at the gym, and Steve's having me and Ozzie do some work around the place, so I'm flush." "I'm thinking about retiring in a few years." "I'm going out tiara shopping after this." "You need a tiara?" "A pony?" "Let's go Dutch." "The Dutch must be some cheap bastards to be known throughout the word for this one thing." "You ever think about that?" "Yes." "Well, don't forget tulips or wooden shoes." "Yeah, but when people say, "Let's go Dutch,"" "they're not talking about going wooden shoe shopping, they're talking about splitting the check." "I'm just saying, how many checks do you have to split as a nation before this becomes your thing?" "And do you think they find it racist?" "I would find it racist." "I didn't mean to slur the entire country of Holland." "I just think we should split it." "Well, we're not, because this is going in the books as a date, not a draw, all right?" "So... you can, uh... try that one, my good man." "And, uh, take these two for backup." "[mouths words]" "So what's the best part of your job?" "Getting someone a second chance." "And what's the worst part of your job?" "Watching them squander it and come back across my desk a month later." "Oh." "This is nice stucco work." "You know, this is done with a sponge trowel, and if you wanted it to be smooth, you'd use a..." " I don't do stucco, really." "...a metal trowel." "It's too bad you're in training." "Why?" "Well, don't they say that boxers should refrain from intimacy when they're in training?" "[scoffs] That old wives' tale?" "Please." "That's a thousand years old." "Well, you know, Eastern philosophy says that you expend massive amounts of chi when you..." " Eastern philosophy?" " Yeah." "We're in Burbank, grasshopper, and I got enough chi for the whole valley." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "Yeah, I'm overstocked with chi." "Watch out, it's chi dealing days." "Oh, really?" "Yes, I'm Chi Chi Rodriguez." "Believe me, I'm a Chia Pet." "Okay, no, no." "I'm not gonna be responsible for messing up your big comeback." "No." "I will gladly sign a waiver." "You could draft it up in your lunch hour." "It'll be all aboveboard." "Let me know how it goes, okay?" "All right, I'll call you from Arizona." "Don't take too many shots to the face." "Oh, that's inspirational." "How about a little something like, "I believe in you, Jerry"?" "Oh, right." "I believe in you, Jerry." "How could I lose?" "I'll see you in Phoenix." "You're not riding with us, Coach?" "I'm too old for a six-hour van ride." "I'm flying." "I'll be there when you get there." "Okay." "Hey, uh, Coach, you think we could use a little extra help in the corner?" " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Ozzie!" "Coach." "No, you get your rest and stay focused." "Basically, this should be just a walkover for you." "Give you a chance to work on some of the things" " I taught you, okay?" " Okay." "Come on, the party patrol's leaving!" "Poor schmuck." "It's a long way to drive just to get your ass kicked." "[chuckles]" "Who's your favorite boxer?" "Me." "Shocking." "You know, Coach Bell says two fighters from each weight division can advance, so... we may both move on to the nationals." "Look, man, maybe after I knock you out, we can spend some time really connecting." "But in the meantime, this ain't no Big Brother program." "That's good." "Take that energy, take that hostility, and harness it." "Use it." "You've got the eye of the asshole, my brother." "[Ozzie] Cheeseburger." "Cheeseburger." "Onion ring." "Chicken nugget." "Keep digging, Ozzie." "I'm sure there's some cactus in there somewhere." "I see where you got your killer abs." "Hey, look, Jerry, don't even start talkin' how the black athlete don't have to work as hard to stay fit." "No." "That's right." "Everyone's exactly the same." "Eskimos and Kenyans have the same metabolism." "And the Kenyans, they just win the marathons every year because they're better at jogging." "What is it?" "If I said blacks were better natural athletes, you'd be pissed." "If I said whites were better natural athletes, you'd be pissed." "If I said we were the same, you'd be pissed." "So screw it, you're gonna be pissed." "You know what, Jerry?" "I'm sensing a little jealousy." "Are you mad because I'm a black Lamborghini, and you're just putting along in a Ford Festiva?" "How's that salad?" "Tastes like a rabbit crapped in my mouth." "[indistinct chatter]" "Jesus Christ, that guy's an amateur?" "That's Darius Reece." "Coach Bell said he'd make sure he's not in my bracket, so I don't have to worry about him till the nationals." "Oh, perfect." "Anybody you want us to notify?" "Next of kin?" "Are you an organ donor?" "The Lord works through me." "He is all knowing and forgiving." "I know He loves me, and He loves you, too because we are all His children." "God loves us all." "He is love." "Amen." "Coach." "Robert." "So where's Jerry?" "I'm going to tape him up." "That's one cold draw he got with Reece." "He served his purpose." "You just worry about what you have to do." "Coach, don't let him get hurt too bad." "Now, you can't fight inside with this guy." "He's too strong." "And you can't dance on the outside." "He's too fast." "What's that leave?" "Construction." "Hey, I'm just kidding." "But you gotta keep moving." "This guy was not the number-one ranked amateur five years ago for nothing." "What's he been doing for the last five years?" "He's been doing five years." "I gotta pee." "I just taped your gloves." "And you've got a protective cup on." "I'm not gonna help you." "It's gotta go down and to the left." "Hold still." "Don't fight me." "Hurry." "Hurry." "[door opens]" "It's too hard, man." "It's too hard." "Quit complaining." "I not sign up for this." "[crowd cheering]" "Come on." "Be hard to hit and jab, jab, jab." "Yeah, be hard to hit, Jerry." "And jab, jab jab." "Work the body early." "Work the body, Jerry." "[bell dings]" "# Love is a burning thing #" "# And it makes a fiery ring #" "# Bound by wild desire #" "Ozzie!" "Sorry." "[bell dings]" "# I fell into a burning ring of fire #" "# I went down, down, down #" "# And the flames went higher #" "# And it burns, burns, burns #" "You can't stand right in front of this guy." "He's killing you." "He'll be punched out by the tenth round, Coach." "It's only a four-round fight." " Oh, thank Christ, 'cause I'm gassed." " [bell dings]" "# I fell into a burning ring of fire #" "# I went down, down, down #" "# And the flames went higher #" "# And it burns, burns, burns #" "# The ring of fire #" "# The ring of fire # [bell dings]" "# The ring of fire #" "# The ring of fire #" "I gotta get going." "What do you mean?" "I gotta go tape Robert." "I got another round here, Coach." "Hey, we had a good run." "Good run?" "This is my first fight." "Where's Ozzie?" "I sent him to get something out of the van." "Listen, when you're finished here, come on over and root for Robert." "[Mike] You're just a grunt working with illiterates, amounting to nothing." "[Nicole] Another year has come and gone, and you've done nothing." "[Eddie] You're one of those 95-percenters who never quite gives it everything he's got." "Okay, Jerry." "[bell dings]" "Wow!" "Wow!" "[shouting in Spanish]" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Oh!" "[bell dings] [shouting]" "Hey, you there?" "Pick up." "I won all my fights." "The only dicey moment I had was in the first fight, when the ringside doctor almost stopped it because he said I had dangerously high levels of chi." "[crowd cheering]" "I wish you could've seen it." "Are you sprinting..." "Are you sprinting to the phone?" "Can you hear me?" "[shouting, cheering]" "This is Jerry, by the way." "Hey, yo, hand me your keys, man." "I'll drive." "Ah, I don't mind." "I got it." "No, I needed my rest on the way out here, dawg." "I can drive back." "Hand me the keys." "It's no problem." "I got it." "It's like that, Jerr?" "Come on, man." "I got this, baby." "[Jerry] Hey, get around this guy." "[Robert] I didn't tell you how to drive." "That's 'cause I know how to drive." "Go, go, go." "Make this light." "Hold up, man." "I know what I'm doing." "[Jerry] Hey, can you drop me off?" "I'm going to rent a donkey." "[police siren]" "Jerry." "Wake up, man." "What?" "Jerry, wake up." "You gotta pull over." "No, man, I can't." "Switch seats with me." "Switch seats." "Are you high?" "Pull over." "Jerry, I got warrants, okay?" "So what?" "Pull over." "I'm not taking a ticket for you." "Dude, the police gonna pull us over, they gonna impound the car." "Officer, um, I don't know." "I must've just had highway hypnosis." "Usually she'll start to shimmy around 65 and give me a little heads up, you know." " Tells me..." " You were going 37." "License and registration." "License and registration, please." "You haven't been drinking, have you?" "No." "Let me tell you why you're getting a citation this evening." "Driving too slow can be just as dangerous as driving too fast." "Slow pokes like yourself place other drivers in tight spots." "You may think you were being extra cautious, but actually, you're putting everyone else in jeopardy." "Imagine a large boulder sitting in the middle of a travel lane on a dark highway, and you might just get an idea of how dangerous this kind of driving can be." "There you are." "Let's not let this happen again." "And listen, this is the highway." "This is for the big boys." "If you can't handle it, with all due respect, stick to the side streets." "You have a good night." "37." "37." "We're going 35 now, and we're not moving!" "Hold on, let me do some rough math!" "We'll be back in L.A. in nine months!" "Or should we just stay here in neutral and hope that the Earth just comes around." "L.A. will just come around underneath us." "My walk to the van was faster than 37." "What are we, like 20 feet from Phoenix?" "37!" "Do you understand glaciers are kicking our ass?" "So Robert hits this guy in the ribs so hard," "I actually hear cracking come from the guy's midsection." "And then Victor breaks a guy's nose wide open, so it's like a..." "It's a blood bath." "Sounds like a lot of fun." "Yeah, it's good times." "Yeah." "[Eddie] Good, good, good!" "Way to go." "All right." "Atta boy, Victor!" "All right." "Why do men need to punch each other in the face?" "'Cause they deduct points if we punch each other in the balls." "Oh, I see." "You got it?" "Oh!" "No, no, I got it." "I got it." "Let's review." "Smart, good looking, non-smoker." "Shouldn't you be married by now?" "I am married." "To my work." "Was that to me?" "Any chance you two will get a divorce?" "No, not for you." "I'd like to start seeing your work." "I've always been attracted to your job." "[giggles]" "Does your job ever talk about me?" "I could stare at this forever." "Me, too." "Are you hungry?" "Yeah." "Let's go." "My ass is asleep." "[laughs]" "No offense, but I think you should fire your gardener." "I mean, this is like the surface of the moon out here." "I've been offered a job." "In real estate law." "Great." "That's fantastic." "You know what, I didn't want to say anything, but get out of that public defender's office." "What do you need with the crackheads and the pedophiles." "It's in Seattle." "So you're just gonna turn your back on your clients." "I'm flying up tomorrow to meet with the partners." "I'm weighing my options a little bit." "You know what the annual rainfall is in Seattle?" "A lot." "Yes, it real..." "It's underwater like nine months out of the year." "You'd essentially be moving into an aquarium." "You wanna live in that castle with the bubbles coming out of the chimney?" "It's a lot more money." "What about the tar pits?" "Your beloved tar pits." "You think they have tar pits in Seattle?" "No, they don't have big holes filled with tar." "That's..." "That's us, baby." "That's L.A." "Look, I'm not a 24-year old idealist fresh out of law school anymore, you know?" "I mean, it's a really good firm." "Well, I guess you should check it out." "I'm probably not the guy to be giving out career advice." "Was that the grill?" "Hey, Jerry, man, wait up." "Hey, uh, I just wanted to thank you again for helping me back there at the van." "You did me a solid." "Yeah." "You know what that ticket's gonna do to my rates?" "I mean, if I had car insurance?" "Hey, Jerry, man, hold up." "I got something else to tell you." "What's going on?" "Coach Bell's not being straight up with you." "What do you mean?" "Sparring partner?" "And a damn good one, too." "You know how much better" "Robert's gotten working with you?" "[scoffs]" "I didn't sign up to be someone's sparring partner." "Hey, you ate a lot of leather in Phoenix." "We're moving up in class now." "You could really get hurt." "I knocked out Darius Reece in Phoenix." "Hey, who are we kidding?" "That was a fluke." "You had the key to his roller skates." "Look, the point is" "I gotta choose my date for the prom, and it's Robert." "I can't take you both." " Where we working?" " Where are we working?" "Get in the truck, I'll tell you en route." "Covert ops, baby." "When you talk to Mike?" "I talked to Mike yesterday." "He said it's cool." "Come on, she gets back tomorrow night." "We're up against the clock, buddy." " Let's go." " We'll never finish." "We'll never finish with that attitude." "Now, come on." "You bring the 16-penny nails?" "You didn't tell to me nothing." "You can't think of anything on your own?" "What are you building?" "Storage shed." "What are you siding it with?" "T-111." "T-111." "You gotta be careful with that T-111." "You wanna get the margins right, you know." "They have a TG joint." "Wanna get it just right." "If by TG you mean tongue and groove, you're wrong." "The T-111 has a shiplap seam." "I'm pretty sure it's TG." "I've worked with it a lot." "No." "No." "It's shiplap." "Well, let's talk foundation bolting." "What are you holding the bottom plate down to the slab with." "Redheads." "Oh, you're going with wedge anchors." "Yeah, I'd go with J bolts." "I'd put 'em in when the slab was wet." "That way, I wouldn't have to bust out the roto hammer." "Well, if I was going with a footing, I'd use the J bolts, but we have a 4-inch slab, so..." "Cut corners, people get hurt." "It's a tool shed." "It's not an underground parking structure." "Okay." "We're in earthquake country." "I don't know if you heard." "So what you building your man?" "Uh, a deck." "Oh, that's sweet." "A deck, right?" "No, I'm not building it." "You're not building it?" "I'm building a deck, but not..." " I'm not building a deck for him." " No." "I'm building a deck for my lady." " Oh, for your lady." " Yeah." "What you screwing it off with, deckers?" "No, using 16-penny galvanized common heads." "Oh, you get a hell of a lot more grab with a core-stripped bugle head zinc drywall screw." "I hit.690 in the Van Nuys Unlimited Arc League." "All-American, Arizona state." " Ozzie." " Yeah?" "Let's get those uh..." "Let's get those drywall screws." "And let's go." "March now." "6,500 more washers, and we're on deck." "[hammers pounding]" "[electric saw whirring]" "She lands in 34 minutes." "Amor." "Hey, don't tell anyone about this part." "# You are so #" "# Beautiful #" "# You are #" "# I want you to know #" "# I won't let it go #" "# I won't let it sleep #" "# Any day of the week #" "# I should not talk #" "# But I would like to say #" "# I want you to know #" "# I want you to stay #" "# Here, please #" "You're a piece of work, Ferro." "Oh, Jesus Christ." "Hey, happy to see me?" "Hey, Mike, listen, you owed me and Ozzie two and a half days pay." "That should've more than covered the price of that windshield." "Yeah, yeah, but I get to work today, and I see that some assholes helped themselves to a big old pile of wood." "Wasn't me." "Hold him still." "Now, you tell me where you stashed it, or I'm slamming this door on the count of three." "Mike, don't show off." " One..." " Come on, Mike." " Two..." " Seriously, Mike." "Come on." "Excuse me." "Problem?" "You're still dropping your right a little when you throw your left." "You don't need Bell." "Jerry, you can go on your own." "Trainers don't qualify for the Olympics, boxers do." "I don't know." "Maybe he's right." "I think he's right." "So that's it." "You gotta worry about yourself now, man." "Bell reigns you in." "You gotta let your hands go." "Come on, Jerry, man." "Don't change the subject." "I'm just saying, you got a lot of ability." "You gotta think about your pro career." "I actually think you're relieved you don't have to go." "Could I just..." "Do you have taquitos?" "[Woman] No, no tequila." "Only sodas." "No, taquitos." " Eh?" " Taquitos." "Taquito?" "Look, if you said spaghetti, I wouldn't be confused." "Taquito." "And then he hit me with two lefts and a huge right, and then I realized how do I know the guy beating the crap out of me is actually gay?" "'Cause no one else would be stupid enough to pretend they were gay to enter a boxing tournament." "Or would they?" "What better way for a homophobe to legally gay bash?" "Jeff, do you think you're a victim of a hate crime?" "Possibly." "Hey." "Hey." "That is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me." "By far." "Well, you deserve it." "I should've told you I rent that place." "Well, I got a break on the lumber, so..." "How's the training coming?" "Uh, I'm not..." "I mean, I'm not gonna go." "Why?" "You worked so hard." "It's..." "It's just not in my DNA." "Don't tell me you're playing Atari again." "No, no." "What's happening with Seattle?" "I, um..." "I have to take it." "It's just too good to pass up." "I, um..." "I gotta go." "I know it's no great digs, but it's a week's work." "We'll be fine." "When I live in Nicaragua, the civil war..." "Sandinistas, Contras..." "I come here for opportunity." "Well, in about five minutes, you're gonna get an opportunity to form some trenches." "You have opportunity, Jerry." "Fight for your country." "Fight for yourself." "[sighs]" "I gotta get a suck off the hose." "# Where have all my friends gone?" "#" "# They've all disappeared #" "# Turn around maybe one day #" "# You're all that was there #" "# Stood by unbelieving #" "# Stood by on my own #" "# Always thought I was someone #" "# Turned out I was wrong #" "# You brought me through #" "# And you made me feel #" "# So good #" "# Why don't you stay behind?" "#" "# So good #" "# Why don't you stop?" "#" "# Look at what's going down #" "## [rock]" "Come on!" "Come on!" "[grunting]" "# Now here I go #" "# Hope I don't break down #" "# I won't take anything #" "# I don't need anything #" "# I want to kill you #" "# Upon the altar #" "# You and me #" "# You and me #" "Come on!" "[grunting] [bag crashes to floor]" "Who hangs a heavy bag with toggle bolts?" "Looks like I won't be seeing you till the finals." "Hi, Jerry." "What's happenin', man?" "Oh, don't worry." "I'll be there." "[Announcer] Another clinic by Robert Brown." "Victor Padilla with a narrow victory." "Yeah!" "And Jerry Ferro's remarkable run continues." "Ferro advances to the semis." "A heartbreaking loss for young Victor Padilla." "Brown breezes into the semis." " Brown!" " Ferro!" " Ferro!" " Brown!" "Jerry Ferro will join Robert Brown in the light heavyweight finals." "Jerry told me that even Mike Tyson lost an Olympic qualifier." "It's true." "He also said that I have a bright future." "You should listen to him." "I mean a guy that old with arms that skinny, man, that punch that hard, he gotta know something." "I pray for you both tonight." "Thanks, brother." "[sighs]" "Ozzie, it's time." "Come on, Ponch." "I make it for you." "Thanks, brother." "[Announcer] And now, we move on to the light heavyweight final between young Robert Brown, one of the most promising amateurs in recent history, and the 40-year-old Jerry Ferro, nicknamed the Hammer no doubt because he's a fulltime carpenter." "[cheering, applause]" "These are two boxers at the opposite ends of their careers." "For Ferro, it's a last shot at glory." "And for Brown, it could be a step on the road to Olympic champion, and maybe even world champion." "Hey, Jerry." "Thanks, buddy." "That's sweet." "Hey, man, from her." "She." "Lindsay." "What's up, Eddie?" "Listen, no quick triggers tonight, okay?" "My kid can take a punch." "Let's let it go to the cards." "This one's scheduled for four rounds of boxing." "But Ferro has yet to have a fight here at the trials go to the judges." "Touch gloves." "You ready?" "You ready?" "Box!" "And right from the outset, the younger fighter looks like the quicker fighter." "Box." "Brown scoring at will with the jab." "Jerry, Jerry, move!" "[bell dings]" "Brown is building an impressive early lead." "Beautiful, babe." "Beautiful." "I don't feel like I'm hurting him." "You're winning the fight." "That's all you gotta worry about." "Hey, Jerry, go for the body." "Only this way is for him dropping gloves." "I think he said to work the body." "And that actually makes sense." "Hey, I learn from the best, man." "Both fighters working outside again." "Ferro trying to make a move to the body, but, oh, that right and left combination did connect." "And down goes Ferro!" "This could be it." "...two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight." "And Ferro makes it to his feet." "[bell dings]" "Just as the round ends." "[chuckles]" "You gotta knock him out, Jerry." "You need to knock him out." "Oh, you want me to knock him out, you should've said something earlier." "I would've done it in the first round." "Listen, you stay away from this guy for four minutes, and you're going to the Olympics." "Now, get on your bicycle." "He's too old and too slow to catch you." "What hand would you like me to use?" "Whatever, you know?" "You gotta knock him out, man." "I don't know, I go right, I go left." "I tell you what, I'll surprise you, okay?" " How about that?" " Okay, man." "On your bicycle." "[bell dings]" "And we're ready for round three." "With a big lead and two rounds to go, young Robert Brown is putting his foot speed on full display, content to make his older opponent chase him around the ring." "[crowd booing]" "The crowd may not like it, but Brown is dancing his way to the Olympics." "[imitates chicken]" "[continues imitating chicken]" "And..." "Oh!" "Here comes Brown again," " scoring with a right, left combination." " Keep moving." "Keep moving!" "And Ferro lands a big overhand left just as the round comes to an end." "What the hell are you doing?" "He can't hurt me." "I can beat him." "You already have." "No stay away from him, God damn it." "I didn't get in boxing to run from people." "You do what I tell ya." "Now you get your hands up, and get your elbows in, and stay away from this guy for two minutes." "You got that?" "On my card, Brown is way ahead on points." "It's gonna take a knockout from Ferro to win this fight." "Last round." "Touch 'em up." " You gonna run this round?" " I'm through running'." "Box." "[bell dings]" "And we're ready for the fourth and final round." "It looks like Brown's dancing days are over, as he moves in for the knockout." "Holy cowl" "Brown is a man possessed." "Ferro is taking his best shots." "Break!" "Break!" "No pushing!" "Box." "Robert, stay away from him." "Stay away from him." "Two hard lefts to the head!" "Another one!" "And Ferro has hurt Brown." "God damn it, kid!" "Get out of there!" "Brown is hurt." "Up against the ropes." "Brown appears to be out on his feet." "Don't stop it!" "Do not stop it!" "[bell dings]" "And it's over!" "It looks like Robert Brown is going to the Olympics." "Jerry Ferro practically held him up." "Why don't you listen to me, kid?" "'Cause I don't need you." "Oh, is that so?" "Well, you're gonna find out who needs who around here, small-time punk." "[crowd cheers]" "[cheering intensifies]" "He's the champion!" "Right now, man!" "I bow to you, man!" "I bow to you!" "I guess you miss your crackheads, huh?" "Just my boxing instructor." "Lindsay!" "You back!" "When you leave, Jerry cried like the baby." "Thanks, buddy." "Huh?" "Why'd you hold back?" "Affirmative action." "I figured it was your arthritis acting up." "You're going to the Olympics, baby." "Yeah, but I'm going to need a trainer." "All right, I accept." "No, you got Ozzie's number?" " Oh, that's great." " [laughs]" "That is good stuff." "You're gonna love Beijing." "None of the rickshaws go over 37 miles an hour." "## [mariachi]" "[chatter]" "[Jerry] We break ground on Monday." "Steve says when we're finished we can use his place." "That's great." "Are you going to have spinning classes?" "No." "No." "This is a boxing gym." "I'm saying, but spinning classes have the finest women." "They be..." "Yeah, Robert, you shouldn't even be thinking about women until after the Olympics." "Let me tell you guys about a circulating life energy known as chi." "Cheese?" "Chi." " So close." " Chi." "It's very important." "Yeah, you don't melt it on chips." "[Jerry narrating] A great lady, a loyal best friend, two promising boxers, and my own gym to train them in." "Now that sounds like a dream come true." "[Ozzie] Are you going to cry again?" "[Jerry] I wasn't crying." "[Ozzie] I see you!" "[Jerry] I had sawdust in my eye." "[Ozzie] You liar!" "[Jerry] Why do you have to bust my chops?" "[Ozzie] You cry-baby." "[Jerry] What, that makes me less of a man?" "[Ozzie] Lindsay, he cry!" "# Life #" "# Story of my life #" "# Well, high school seemed like such a blur #" "# I didn't have much interest #" "# In sports or school elections #" "# And in class I dreamed all day #" "# About a rock 'n' roll weekend #" "# Oh #" "# And the girl in the front of the room #" "# So close yet so far #" "# You know she never seemed to notice #" "# This silly school-boy crush #" "# Wasn't just pretend #" "# Oh #" "# Life goes by so fast #" "# You only want to do what you think is right #" "# Close your eyes, then it's past #" "# Story of my life #" "# Story of my life #" "# La la huh huh #" "# Story of my life #" "# And I went down to my old neighborhood #" "# The faces have all changed #" "# There's no one there left to talk to #" "# And the pool hall that I loved as a kid #" "# Is now a 7-Eleven #" "# Oh #" "# And I went downtown to look for a job #" "# I had no training, no experience to speak of #" "# And I looked at the holes in my jeans #" "# And I turned and headed back #" "# Oh #" "# Life goes by so fast #" "# You only want to do what you think is right #" "# Close your eyes, then it's past #" "# Story of my life #" "# Story of my life #" "# La la huh huh #" "# Story of my life #" "# And good times come and good times go #" "# I only wish the good times would last a little longer #" "# I think about the good times we had #" "# And why they had to end #" "# Oh #" "# So I sit at the edge of my bed #" "# I strum my guitar #" "# And I sing an outlaw love song #" "# I think about what you're doin' now #" "# And when you're coming back #" "# Oh #" "# Life goes by so fast #" "# You only want to do what you think is right #" "# Close your eyes, then it's past #" "# Story of my life #" "# Story of my life #" "# Story of my life #" "# La la da da #" "# Story of my life #" "Subtitles by LeapinLar"