"Once upon a time... or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise... called Pepperland." "Eighty thousand leagues... beneath the sea it lay." "Or "lie." I'm not too sure." "Pepperland is a tickle of joy... on the blue belly of the universe." "It must be scratched." "Right, Max?" " Yes, Your Blueness." " What?" "We Meanies only take no for an answer!" "Is that understood, Max?" "No, Your Blueness." "That's better." " Are the troops in readiness?" " No, Your Blueness." "The bonkers?" "Clowns?" "Snapping Turks?" "Anti-music missiles?" "The dreadful flying glove?" "Splendid!" "Today..." "Pepperland goes "blooey."" "Fire." "The Meanies are comin'!" "Glove?" "Come here, Glove." "Look out there, and what do you see?" " Tell him, Max." " Someone running, Glove." "Yes." "Well, you'll soon put a stop to that, won't you, Glovie?" "Go, Glove." "Point, and having pointed, pounce!" "Go!" "Oh, dear!" "Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii." "What!" "The glove is losing his touch!" "Clown!" "Do your worst." "Explode them." "Not polite to point." "A thing of beauty." "Destroy it forever!" "Sir, the Blue Meanies are coming!" "Not here, young Fred." "They wouldn't dare." "They would!" "They are." "What are you going to do?" "Finish the quartet." "Fire!" "A trio, sir." "Duet, sir." "Duet?" "Solo." "Young Fred... the Blue Meanies are coming." ""Four-scores" and 32 bars ago... our "four-fathers"..." "A quartet." " and "four-mothers"..." " Mother quartet." "made it in this yellow submarine..." "What, that little thing?" "to Pepperland." "Climb aboard, young Fred." "But sir, I can't even make meself float." "I'm appointing you lord admiral." "Lord admiral!" "Well, in that event, yes." "Hurry, young Fred." " Go, get help." " Where should I go?" "No time for trivialities." "In the town where I was born" "Lived a man" "Who sailed to sea" "And he told us of his life" "In the land of submarines" "So we sailed" "On to the sun" "Till we found the sea of green" "And we lived beneath the waves" "In our yellow submarine" "We all live in a yellow submarine" "Yellow submarine" "We all live in a yellow submarine" "And our friends are all aboard" "Many more of them live next door" "And the band begins to play" "Full speed ahead, Mr. Barclay." "As we live a life of ease" "Every one of us has all we need" "Sky of blue and sea of green" "In our yellow submarine" "Ah, look at all the lonely people" "Ah, look at all the lonely people" "Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice" "In the church where her wedding has been" "Lives in a dream" "Waits at the window wearing the face" "That she keeps in a jar by the door" "Who is it for" "All the lonely people" "Where do they all come from" "All the lonely people" "Where do they all belong" "Father McKenzie" "Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear" "No one comes near" "Look at him working Darning his socks" "In the night when there's nobody there" "What does he care" "Eleanor Rigby died in the church" "And was buried along with her name" "Nobody came" "Father McKenzie Wiping the dirt from his hands" "As he walks from the grave" "No one was saved" "Woe is me." "Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night." "And this is only Thursday morning." "Compared with my life, Eleanor Rigby's was a gay, mad whirl." "Nothing ever happens to me." "I feel like an old splintered drumstick." "I'd jump into the River Mersey, but it looks like rain." "Nothing ever happens to me." "Puss, puss, puss." "Hey, pussy." "Here, pussy." "Would you believe me if I told you I was being followed by a yellow submarine?" " No, I would not." " Oh, yeah." "I didn't think you would." "I could have sworn there was a yellow submarine." "But that isn't logical, now, is it?" "It must have been one of them unidentified flying cupcakes." "Or a figment of me imagination." "But I don't have an imagination." "Help!" " Thanks, I don't need any." " Help!" "Won't you please, please help me?" "Be specific." "Music!" "Blue!" "Blue!" "The submarine..." "Explosions!" "Blue Meanies!" "What you need is..." ""H" for hurry, "E" for "ergent," "L" for love me... and "P" for please help!" "Oh, your story has touched me heart." "Jump in." "We'll get me friends." " Oh, bless you." " Did I sneeze?" " Just park it here." " I'll just park it here." "Hey, what would your friends be doing here?" " Just playing." " Just playing what?" "Just playing around." "Can't we take one of these?" "No, Fred." "I only work with me mates." " Frankenstein?" " I used to go out with his sister." " His sister?" " Yeah." "Phyllis." " What would happen if I pull this lever?" " You mustn't do that." "Can't help it." "I'm a born "Liver-pooler."" "Hey, Ringo." "I've just had the strangest dream." "I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach." "Listen to old Fred." "Submarine, explosions..." "Blue Meanies!" "What do you think?" "I think it needs rehearsal." " When do we leave?" " Well, let's get the other two, John." " What day is it?" " "Sitar-day."" "Then George'll be here." "George, what are you doing up there?" "Now, what is it, Ringo?" "Is there a matter you'd like to take up?" "Or down?" "This chap here." "Submarine, explosions..." "Blue Meanies." "Aw, you're nuts, the pair of you." "Hey, wait." "That's my car, lad." "How would you know, lad?" "I'd know it anywhere." " What's it look like then?" " It's red with yellow wheels." "I mean blue with orange wheels." "It's all in the mind." " Come on, move over." "I'm driving." " No." "I got here first." " I'll drive if you like." " No, you sit in the middle." " I'm in the middle." " You said you were driving." " I am driving." " I'll get in the back then." "Do you think we're interrupting something?" "I think so." "We've gotta find Paul, haven't we?" " It's all in the mind." " We'll try one of those doors." "Yes, "dey do" look very nice, "don't dey?"" " Yes, "dey do." - "Dey do dough, don't dey?"" " Yes, "dey do." - "Don't dey, dough?"" ""Dough?"" "Fa-la. "Dat dough!"" "What's the matter fellas?" "Blue Meanies?" " Well, lads, what do you think?" " I think that..." "Remember there'll be rough seas ahead." "What do you think?" "Well, then, um..." "Pounding, overwhelming waves." "What do you think of that, eh?" " Well, I think that..." " As a matter of fact, I think..." " Well?" " I've forgotten." "Right, then." "Let's get this vessel shipshape." "I kind of like the way it is." ""Submarine-shape."" "So this is a submarine." " Soft, isn't it?" " Not if you're on the bottom." "All right lads." "Time to stow the gab and turn to." "Groovy." "How do you start this thing?" "It starts with a Blue Meanie attack." "Supposing there's no Blue Meanies in the neighborhood?" "Then you start looking for a switch." "Perhaps this is it." "One, two, three, four" "Can I have a little more" "Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten" "I love you" "A, B, C, D" "Can I bring my friend to tea" "E, F, G, H, I, J" "I love you" "Sail the ship" "Chop the tree" "Skip the rope" "Look at me" "All together now" "Black, white, green, red" "Can I take my friend to bed" "Pink, brown, yellow, orange and blue" "I love you All together now" "What time is it, governor?" "It's time for time." "Look, the hands are slowing down." "Do you ever get the feeling... that things aren't as rosy as they appear to be under the surface?" "What's happening, John?" "In my humble opinion, we've become involved... in Einstein's time-space continuum theory." "Aye." " "Relatively" speaking, that is." " Of course." " Maybe time's going on strike." " What for?" " Shorter hours." " I don't blame it." "It must be very tiring being time." " Why?" " It's a 24-hour day, isn't it?" " You surprise me, Ringo." " Why?" " Dealing in abstracts." " Now, look, John." "Just because I'm a drummer doesn't mean that..." "I feel funny." "Ringo, you're not half the lad you used to be." "Everything's getting bigger." "It's not." "It's us that are getting smaller." " I want me mum!" " And younger." "Here you are, lads." "Old Fred'll get you out of all this." "Look at that!" "Cor!" " It's all a load of Father Xmas's." " It's not." "It's Father Time." " How do you know?" " I read it." "I don't want to alarm you, but the years are going backwards." " What's that mean, old Fred?" " It means... that if we slip back at this rate... very soon we'll all disappear up our own existence." "What shall we do?" "I suppose we could always try a few buttons." "I want me mum." "Time's fast running out for us I'm afraid." " Can't we do something to the clock?" " What do you mean?" " Move the hands forward." " Clever lad." "Something strange is happening." "It's speeding up now." "Funny." "A submarine remarkably like our own." "Uncannily." "There's someone in it." "Look." " And they're waving." " It's a group of fellas." "Wave back." "Maybe we're both part of a vast yellow submarine fleet." " There's only two of us." " Then I would suggest... that yonder yellow submarine is none other than ourselves..." " Going backwards." " in time." "Look at Ringo." "Oh, dear." "Oh, we're all the same!" "Senile delinquents." "And I can hear my beard growing." "We'd better do something." "When I get older Losing my hair" "Many years from now" "Will you still be sending me a valentine" "Birthday greetings Bottle of wine" "If I'd been out till quarter to three" "Would you lock the door" "Will you still need me Will you still feed me" "When I'm 64" "You'll be older too" "And if you say the word" "I could stay with you" "I could be handy mending a fuse" "When your lights have gone" "You can knit a sweater by the fireside" "Sunday mornings go for a ride" "Doing the garden Digging the weeds" "Who could ask for more" "Every summer we can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight" "If it's not too dear" "We shall scrimp and save" "Grandchildren on your knee" "Vera, Chuck and Dave" "Send me a postcard Drop me a line" "Stating point of view" "Indicate precisely what you mean to say" "Yours sincerely wasting away" "Give me your answer Fill in a form" "Mine forevermore" "Correct me if I'm wrong, gentlemen, but would you agree... that we have been passing through the Sea of Time?" "That would explain a few things." "Yes." "I'm glad I'm not young anymore." "Or was I so old?" "What kind of a sea is this?" "The Sea of Science." "Oh, yeah." "If you're listening to this song" "You may think the chords are going wrong" "But they're not" "He just wrote it like that" "When you're listening late at night" "You may think the band are not quite right" "But they are" "They just play it like that" "It doesn't really matter what chords I play" "What words I say" "Or time of day it is" "'Cause it's only a normal song" "It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear" "Or how I fare" "Or if my hair is brown" "When it's only a normal song" "If you think the harmony" "Is a little dark and out of key" "You're correct" "There's nobody there" "And I told you there's no one there" " Hey, he looks wrong." " He doesn't look at all well." "In fact, he's horrible." "He's so ugly." " Really ugly." " Somebody push a button." " There's a cyclops." " Can't be." "He's got two eyes." "Must be a "bi-cyclops."" " There's another one." " A whole "cyclop-edia."" "There's a school of whales." " They look a bit old for school." " University, then." " University of "Wales."" " They look like dropouts to me." "You've got to steer clear." " Steer clear?" " Yes." "Steer!" "Clear?" "Yes, dear." "Now, whatever you do, don't touch that button." " Which button?" " That one." "This one?" "That was the panic button." " Poor Ringo." " Poor lad." "Never did no harm to no one." "Hey, lads, now Ringo's gone." "What are we gonna do?" " Learn to sing trios." " No, let's save the poor devil." "I see footsteps." " It's a pair of kinky boot-beasts." " Preparing to attack." " I don't half miss Ringo." " He's "far out" there." "Always was." " Here comes Ringo." " "H" is for hurry!" "There goes Ringo." "Hey, it's seen us." " Find the boxing button!" " Whoever heard of a boxing button?" "Who cares?" "Find one." "Fire one." "Uh-oh, wrong one." "That." " There goes Ringo again." " Rides well, doesn't he?" ""E" is for "ergent!"" "Oh, no." "Not the dreaded vacuum flask again." " We'll be sucked into oblivion." " Or even further." "Put her in reverse." "So long, "sucker."" " Too much." " Too soon." "Reverse!" " Ringo time." " "L" is for love me!" "Injuns!" "Help!" ""P" is for please!" "Press a button." " How was it, Ringo?" " "'Arrowing."" "Hey, look who's back." "Full speed ahead." " Oh, no." " The motor's packing in." "By all the sea nymphets!" "We're losing power." " We're being swallowed." " What shall we do?" " Serve tea." " Lovely." "By Neptune's knickerbockers!" "She's puttered out." " Maybe we should call a road service." " Can't." "No road." "And we're not "sub-scribers."" "Subscribers." "Oh." "I know something about motors." " Let me have a look." " Here." " Is that the motor?" " Can't you tell one when you see one?" "Course I can." "Let me peruse it." " What do you think?" " I think I burnt me finger." "Here, lads." "Look at this." " What do you think it is?" " Nothing." " It looks like nothing." " It's a local inhabitant." " He's probably one of the nothings." " At least that's something." " Let's show him our motor." " Steady on." "You don't want to show your motor to just anybody." "But this is a nobody." "Medic, pedic, zed oblique." "Orphic, morphic, dorfic, Greek." "Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo." "So little time, so much to know." "Can you tell us where we're at?" "A true Socratic query, that." "And who the Billy Shears are you?" "Who?" "Ah, who indeed am I?" "Jeremy?" "Hillary?" "Boob?" " What?" " Who?" "Eminent physicist, polyglot classicist... prize-winning botanist, hard-biting satirist... talented pianist, good dentist too." " Lousy poet." " Critic's voice." "Take your choice." " Must be one of them angry young men." " Or a daffy old creep." "I?" "Daffy old creep?" " Do you speak English?" " Old English, Middle, a dialect, pure..." " Well, do you speak English?" " You know, I'm not sure!" " Why don't we show him our motor?" " Should we really show him our motor?" " He may not have seen one before." " Turboprop supercombustional spring." "Metrocyclonic and stereophonic." "This motor, I see, has a broken-down thing." "He fixed it." "Great." "Let's go." "I must complete my bust, two novels, finish my blueprints, begin my beguine." "Must you always talk in rhyme?" "If I spoke prose you'd all find out I don't know what I talk about." "Ad hoc, ad loc and quid pro quo, so little time, so much to know." "Fellas, look." "The footnotes for my 19th book." "This is my standard procedure for doing it... and while I compose it I'm also reviewing it." "A boob for all seasons." " How can he lose?" " Were your notices good?" "It's my policy never to read my reviews." "There must be a word for what he is." "He's a real nowhere man" "Sitting in his nowhere land" "Making all his nowhere plans" "For nobody" "Doesn't have a point of view" "Knows not where he's going to" "Isn't he a bit like you" "And me" "Nowhere man, please listen" "You don't know what you're missing" "Nowhere man" "The world is at your command" "He's as blind as he can be" "Just sees what he wants to see" "Nowhere man can you see me at all" "Nowhere man, don't worry" "Take your time" "Don't hurry" "Leave it all" "Till somebody else lends you a hand" "Doesn't have a point of view" "Knows not where he's going to" "Isn't he a bit like you and me" "Nowhere man, please listen" "You don't know what you're missing" "Nowhere man" "The world is at your command" "He's a real nowhere man" "Sitting in his nowhere land" "Making all his nowhere plans" "For nobody" "Men, all aboard." "Let's go somewhere." "What about him?" "He's happy enough going round in circles." "Poor little fella." "I don't know." "Ringo's just a sentimentalist." "Look at him." "Can't he come with us?" "Hey, Mr. Boob, you can come with us if you like." "You mean, you'd take a nowhere man?" "We'll take you somewhere." "Okay, Booby, down the hatch." "Down the hatch." "A quite curious phrase." "The Middle South Midlands Victorian phase." "Its usage undoubtedly on the increase." "I must work it into my new statesman piece." " That's the hatch, friend." " Indeed." "Steady now, crew." "Prepare to go forward." "Forward." " It's awfully quiet." " What should we do, Jeremy?" "Repair, revive, revamp, renew." "Ipse dixit, just turn the screw." "Log sine, clog sine, big thingamabob." " What's he saying?" " What's he doing?" "Chewing gum will do the job." "A turn of the screw and all is..." "And all is new." "I can't stop her." ""H" is for hurry. "E" is for "ergent." "L" is for love me." ""P" is for good-bye." " That was lovely, Jeremy." " We've lost the sub for good." " Or for bad." " Or for worse." " Yes, I'm sorry about that." " But he did fix the motor." "Where are we?" "Don't know." "Looks like the foothills." " The foothills of what?" " The foothills of the "headlands."" "Picture yourself" "In a boat on a river" "With tangerine trees" "And marmalade skies" "Somebody calls you" "You answer quite slowly" "A girl with kaleidoscope eyes" "Cellophane flowers" "Of yellow and green" "Towering over your head" "Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes" "And she's gone" "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" "Follow her down" "To a bridge by a fountain" "Where rocking horse people" "Eat marshmallow pies" "Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers" "That grow so incredibly high" "Newspaper taxis appear on the shore" "Waiting to take you away" "Climb in the back with your head in the clouds" "And you're gone" "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" "Picture yourself" "On a train in a station" "With plasticine porters" "With looking-glass ties" "Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile" "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" "Carry on, lad." "He certainly was carrying on." "I feel a draft." "We must be the near the Sea of Holes." "Don't you think we should ask somebody for directions?" " Excuse us." " Can you tell us the way to Pepperland?" "Thanks." "Gosh, look at all this dust." "Where did it come from?" "A chemical error and quite imprecise." "This is a condiment..." " Condi..." " A spice." "He's right, you know." "It's a pepper." "Pepper?" "Is anybody home?" " Where are we?" " A "holey" sea." "This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire." "Oh, boy!" "How many do you think there are in all?" "Enough to fill the Albert Hall." "Say, didn't old Fred mention something about the Sea of Holes... just before the Sea of Green?" "Yeah." "Through one of them slots must be the Sea of Green." "But which one?" "Thesis, antithesis." "Synthesis." "Causes of causal causation." "What do you know about holes?" "There are simply no holes in my education." "You mean, you haven't composed a "whole" book?" "Oh, great." "What shall we do?" "Be empirical." "Look." "The boob is making more and more sense." "Getting better all the time." "Great." "Let's all look for the Sea of Green." "The Sea of Holes... into the Sea of Green." "Hydrolyte, verdant chrysoidine." "I think we're near the Sea of Green." "I've got a "hole" in me pocket." "Where's Jeremy?" "He was over there." " He's not here now." " He must've jumped ship then." "He wouldn't do that." "He's our friend." "Booby?" "Jeremy?" "Hillary?" "Where are you?" "Sea of Green" "Pepperland!" "A bit salty around the edges." " Looks all dingy." " And drab." "And quiet." "Safe at last." "And none the worse for our adventures." "Reminiscent in many ways of the late Mr. Ulysses." "There's an eye in the apples." "Hail, Beatles!" "Lord Mayor, sir!" "I've made it." "I'm back." " Who's this?" " Our lord mayor." "He's been bonked." "Lord Mayor, sir, unbonk yourself." "Even a little snatch of a tune might get him up again." "Let's sing." "And you've got time to rectify" "Do I hear music?" "Do I see..." "Young Fred?" "You do, Lord Mayor." "Oh, bless my metronome." "And did you bring help?" "Yes, look!" "Holy pizzicato, young Fred!" "It's quite uncanny." " Your faces..." " We're quite cute, really." "You could pass for the originals." "We are the originals." "No." "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band." "They couldn't be much with a name like that." "Sergeant Pepper?" "You could impersonate them and rally the land to rebellion." "Where are your instruments?" " Lost in the monstrous sea." " Sea of Monsters." "We'll get other instruments, Lord Mayor." "Not a chance." "The Meanies captured everything that maketh music." "They hate music that much, do they?" "They shrink at the very sound." "Okay, you guys, it's shrinking time in Pepperland." "Aim!" "Fire!" "He reminds me of my old English teacher." "Look, if you must shout, shout quietly." " What do we do?" " Coagulate with the crowd." "Cutouts at the ready?" "Then let's cut out." "What a grand bandstand." " That's where the gear's kept." "Come." " Cavey." "Right." "The coast is clear." " Now's our chance." " But how will we get over..." "Easy." "Follow me." "Aha." "You fools." "It's not very light in here, is it?" "Shh." "Keep the noise down." " Look what I've found." " It's the uniforms." " Nice bit of gear." " They'll look great on, won't "dey"?" " "Dey" will, won't "dey?"" " Won't "dey, dough?"" " How do I look?" " Groovy." "Hey, how about me?" " It's a bad scene." "We're surrounded." " Oh, heck." "A million billion Meanies." "Hey, they're comin' this way." "Hide!" "Do you think they heard us?" "What did you say?" "Good plan." "Hey, look!" "They're all asleep." "They look cute when they're asleep." " Almost human." " Let's get out of here." "On tiptoe." "Tiptoe through the Meanies." "Oh, let's "exude."" "Relax, lads." "Not a Meanie in sight." " Not even a teeny Meanie." " Not even a teeny-weeny Meanie." " Great." " Look, breakfast!" "I'm dying for a bit of "brekky."" "Look out." " Sound off." " A-one, two, three, four." " One, two, three, four..." " Five." "Five?" "Sound off." " A-one, two, three..." " Four." " Three?" " Two." " One." " One?" "Are you, uh, bluish?" "You don't look bluish." "Run for it!" "Right, men." "We've made it." " Instruments at the ready." " Okay, on the beat." "A-one, a-two, a-three, a-four, a-five, a-six..." "Hey, can't you make it three?" "Oh, all right." "On the beat of three." "A-one, a-two, a-three." "It was 20 years ago today" "Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play" "They've been going in and out of style" "But they're guaranteed to raise a smile" "So may I introduce to you" "The act you've known for all these years" "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" "We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" "We hope you will enjoy the show" "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" "Sit back and let the evening go" "It's wonderful to be here" "It's certainly a thrill" "You're such a lovely audience" "We'd like to take you home with us" "We'd love to take you home" "I don't really want to stop the show" "But I thought you might like to know" "That the singer's going to sing a song" "And he wants you all to sing along" "So let me introduce to you" "The one and only Billy Shears" "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" "Billy" "Shears" "What would you think if I sang out of tune" "Would you stand up and walk out on me" "Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song" "The hills are alive..." "With the sound of music" "Music!" "Who is responsible for this?" "Rimsky-Korsakov?" "Guy Lombardo?" "My dear friend... let us not forget... that heaven... is blue." "Tomorrow the world!" "Bring in... my "bloopers."" "Who?" "There you are." "My little glovey dovey." "Go, get thee hence... and destroy an upstart." "Smash them, squash them... thrash them!" ""O-blue-terate" them!" "Here, Your Blueness, have some nasty medicine." "Glove, Glove." "Glove?" "He's a clever lad, isn't he?" "Open your mouth, love." "It won't hurt." "John, you haven't half got a big mouth, haven't you?" "It's easy." "All you need is love." "Love, love, love" "There's nothing you can do that can't be done" "Nothing you can sing that can't be sung" "Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game" "It's easy" "All you need is love" "Love is all you need" "There's nothing you can know that isn't known" "Nothing you can see that isn't shown" "There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be" "It's easy" "All you need is love" "All together now!" "Everybody." "Love is all you need" "Go, Glove." "Lovely Glove." "You took the words right out of me mouth, John." "Hey, wait and watch." "It's all in the mind, you know." "She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah" "Hey, that's a funny place to leave a goldfish bowl." " In Pepperland all things are possible." " It's not a goldfish bowl." " Just a big glass bowl." " It's "blue glass."" "It must be from Kentucky." " There's something inside." " Four fellas." " What are they doing there?" " They're not having a "ball."" " It's us." " But we're here." " It's Sergeant Pepper's..." " Lonely..." " Hearts Club..." " Band." "The resemblance is truly striking." "If I could come in here, I think the theory put forward by Einstein..." " could well be applied here." " Any old Einstein" "The people in the ball are obviously extensions of our own personalities... suspended as it were in time... frozen in space according to the now famous theory of relativity... which, briefly explained, is simply a matter of taking two eggs... beating lightly, adding salt according to taste." " How do we get them out?" " Break the glass." " We can't." " It's Beatle-proof." " Nothing is Beatle-proof." " Have you got your drumsticks with you?" " A drum break might shatter it." " No, I haven't." " Have a look in your pocket." " Hey, I've got a "hole" in me pocket." "I wonder if..." "Yeah, it still works." "Ringo, we take back all we said." " You're a genius." " A sheer genius." "I know." " Like colored telly." " Like crystal." "They're decanting." "Hello, brother." "Yeah, without a doubt." "We're the spittin' image of each other." "Golly, yeah." "I'm led to believe that you're an extension of my personality." "Yes, I'm the alter-ego man." "I am the ego-man, goo-goo-gachoo." "I'm glad you asked me that, because as a matter of fact... there's a war on." "Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence." "Shall we hence?" "Let's not waste any more time sitting on the "hence."" "Beatles to battle!" "Charge!" "We're surrounded." "Nice dog, though." "Sheepdog" "Standing in the rain" "Bullfrog" "Doing it again" "Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles" "What makes you think you're something special when you smile" "Childlike" "No one understands" "Jackknife" "In your sweaty hands" "Some kind of innocence is measured out in years" "You don't know what it's like to listen to your fears" "You can talk to me" "If you're lonely you can talk to me" "Big man" "Walking in the park" "Wigwam" "Frightened of the dark" "Some kind of solitude is measured out in you" "You think you know me but you haven't got a clue" "You can talk to me" "If you're lonely you can talk to me" "Hey, bulldog" "What do you say?" "You know what I mean?" "That's it!" "You got it!" "Quiet!" "Jeremy, can it be you?" "Can it be me?" "I think you better inquire of the guards... for when I was captured they took all my cards." "That's enough." "The whole world's being attacked." "What do you want me to do?" "Do you recommend fisticuffs versus the guard?" "Oh, guard." "Blue Meanie?" "Left to the nostril, right uppercut... right to the eyebrow and left to the gut." "Come on, Ringo." "Get back!" "Once more unto the breach, dear Meanies." "You're advancing the wrong way." "Retreat!" "Backwards!" "Get back!" "My kingdom for a horse." "I think I'll tear him up into little pieces." "He does, does he?" "I think I'll make a blue-burger out of him." "I don't care what you think." "Oh, you don't, eh?" "We'll soon see about that." "He does in truth seem quite annoyed." "Some reference material before I'm destroyed." ""Where ground is soft most often grows... arise, arise, arouse a rose."" "A rosy nose?" "Speak your last piece!" ""Peace, peace, supplant the doom and the gloom." "Turn off what is sour... turn into a flower and bloom."" "First time I saw that nowhere man, that nobody..." "I knew he was somebody." "You're right." "Hello there, blue people." "Won't you join us?" "Buck up and otherwise commingle." "What do you say?" "Your Blue..." "I mean, Your Newness?" "It's no longer a blue world, Max." "Where could we go?" "Argentina?" "Are you with us?" "Will you join?" "Shall we?" "Yes, Your Newness!" "Ah, "yes" is a word with a glorious ring!" "A true universal, euphonious thing... engenders embracing and chasing of blues." "The very best word for the whole world to use." "Let us mix, Max." "I never admitted it before... but my cousin is the bluebird of happiness." "It's all too much" "When I look into your eyes" "Your love is there for me" "And the more I go inside" "The more there is to see" "It's all too much for me to take" "The love that's shining all around here" "All the world is birthday cake" "So take a piece but not too much" "Nice to have the time to take" "This opportunity" "Time for me to look at you" "And you to look at me" "It's all too much for me to see" "The love that's shining all around you" "Everywhere it's what you make" "For us to take it's all too much" "It's too much" " Catchy tune, that?" " Can't seem to get it out of my head." " Well, shake it." " That's what we've been doing all night." "It was a great party." "And we brought back lots of lovely souvenirs." "Here is the motor." "And I've got a little love." "And I've got a "hole" in my pocket." " A "hole"?" " Well, half a "hole" anyway." " I gave the rest to Jeremy." " What can he do with half a hole?" "Fix it to keep his mind from wandering." "Hey, look at John, will ya?" "What's the matter, John love, Blue Meanies?" "Newer and bluer Meanies have been sighted in the vicinity of this theater." "There's only one way to go out." " How's that?" " Singing." "One, two, three, four" "Can I have a little more" "Five, six, seven eight, nine, ten" "I love you" "A, B, C, D" "Can I bring my friend to tea" "E, F, G, H, I, J" "I love you" "Sail the ship" "Chop the tree" "Skip the rope" "Look at me" " All together now." " All together now"