"[MUSIC PLAYING]" "SANTA CLAUS:" "T'was the night before Christmas, when" "All through the house Not a creature" "Was stirring, not even a mouse." "The stockings were hung by the chimney with care" "With hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there." "[FAST BREATHING]" "I told you he'd be happy we remembered him." "SANTA CLAUS:" "Mmm." "Ah." "[LAUGHING]" "[SLEIGH BELLS]" "SANTA CLAUS:" "Merry Christmas!" "HARRY:" "Daddy?" "That wasn't Daddy." "Wasn't Daddy?" "!" "You're crazy, Harry." "No, you're crazy." "You don't know nothing, Philly." "Philly!" "?" "[DOG BARKING]" "[OMINOUS MUSIC]" "[WOMAN GIGGLING SOFTLY]" "[HIGH PITCHED MUSIC]" "[MUSIC STOPS SUDDENLY]" "[WOMAN GIGGLING]" "[MUSIC PLAYING]" "[MUSIC BOX PLAYING]" "Ah." "[MUSIC PLAYING" " SWING BAND PLAYING "WINTER WONDERLAND"]" "[CHUCKLE]" "[GRUNT]" "[CHUCKLE]" "HARRY: (HUMMING "DECK THE HALLS")" "Hm!" "[CHUCKLE]" "HARRY:" "Come on." "Where are my little darlings?" "Scotty Goodrich." "Ha ha." "Good boy, Scotty." "Susie Lovett." "Such a sweet baby." "Moss Garcia." "[HIGH PITCHED MUSIC PLAYING]" "Moss Garcia." "Moss Garcia." "[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]" "[HUMMING]" "[INDUSTRIAL SOUNDS]" "Nobody here is interested in good toys." "That includes me." "Me too." "I can understand that." "You've never felt the thrill of making a good toy." "And how could you in this place?" "And I bet you've got kids, right?" "WORKERS:" "Two." "Five." "Don't you understand how useful rigidly constructed toys are?" "How inspirational?" "The value goes way beyond making money." "Any word who's getting laid off in January, Harry?" "Laid off?" "I didn't even know they were considering it." "Oh, right." "You don't go to union meetings anymore." "[MEN LAUGHING]" "HARRY:" "You guys listen to me." "I gotta find someone to take my shift tonight." "Jan and me are going away for the weekend." "We got the urge to leave early." "Good luck." "Come on!" "Don't any of you guys have a sense of brotherhood?" "You know, all for one, one for all?" "Ha ha." "Yeah." "How about you, Harry?" "How you doin'?" "Hey, that looks great." "Let me have a bite, will ya, Harry?" "You didn't hear, Frank." "Harry got promoted." "Yeah." "No kidding." "It's a lousy position." "I miss the line." "WORKERS:" "No cushy desk job for Harry." "Harry's not interested in money." "He's interested in toys." "[INAUDIBLE]" "You know, it's Christmas I hate most." "That's when I get slaughtered buying all those presents." "[CHRISTMAS MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]" "[OMINOUS BUZZING]" "[PHONE RINGING]" " Hello." "FRANK (ON PHONE):" "Hello, Harry." "This is Frank." "How you doing?" "Fine." "FRANK (ON PHONE):" "I'm not interrupting you, am I?" "It's OK." "What did you want?" "FRANK (ON PHONE):" "We're gonna do each other a favor, Harry." "What do you mean?" "FRANK (ON PHONE):" "I couldn't get anyone else to take my shift." "And I remembered how much you said you missed the line." "Well, you can go back on for one night for me." "Well, I... uh..." "FRANK (ON PHONE):" "You weren't kidding before, were you?" "No." "I miss being close to the toys, but..." "FRANK (ON PHONE):" "Great." " But..." "FRANK (ON PHONE):" "I appreciate your" "Doing me this favor, Harry." "OK, sure." "Have a nice weekend." "FRANK (ON PHONE):" "Thanks." "You have a good time tonight." "[LOUD MACHINES]" "[BELL RINGING]" "[CHRISTMAS MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]" "[MUSIC PLAYING - "I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS"]" "HARRY (VOICEOVER):" "You work in a toy factory" "And you complain about the most important time of the year." "I don't hear you complaining about our lousy product!" "FRANK (VOICEOVER):" "You know, it's Christmas I hate most." "That's when I get slaughtered buying all those presents." "COWORKER:" "You alright?" "Yeah." "[MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND - "SANTA"" "[CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN"]" "[BELL RINGING]" "[CHATTER ON STREET]" "[CAR HORN HONKING]" "[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]" "Jan and me are leaving in the morning." "I got that schmuck Harry working for me tonight." "(LAUGHING)" "[GRUNTING]" "[HUMMING "SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN"]" "[HUMMING BECOMES ANGRY]" "[TOY BREAKING]" "[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]" "[CHILDREN LAUGHING]" "(PLEADING) Aw, come on!" "Please?" "[MARCHING BAND PLAYING ON TV]" "HARRY:" "Mm." "MALE ANNOUNCER (ON TV):" "Let's swing and sway" "With the Hamburger Emperor All-American Band." "[BAND PLAYING "GLORIA IN EXCELSIS DEO"]" "FEMALE ANNOUNCER (ON TV):" "Another giant balloon" "Is coming our way." "But I see the crowd is getting anxious." "I bet they're anticipating the arrival" "Of the world's most popular personality." "MALE ANNOUNCER (ON TV):" "This parade," "And every parade's special guest, Santa Claus!" "FEMALE ANNOUNCER (ON TV):" "His sleigh and reindeer" "Should be only a few blocks up the avenue." "[BAND PLAYING ON TV]" "I want you to do something for me today." "What?" "Promise me first." "(LAUGHING) Uh-oh." "Leave Harry alone." "Let him have a good time." "Don't start with me." "You make Harry suffer so much for his mistakes." "Not today." "All he makes is mistakes." "So what?" "He's a sweet man." "I know." "So no anxiety." "Promise me?" "You're the one who's getting me all worked up." "I start to think about how lame he is... there's" "No way I won't say the wrong thing to him." "So don't think." "Marc needs a typewriter." "At nine?" "He's precocious." "Dennis needs a calculator." "I'll have to re-posses a large family this week." "How terrible." "[PHONE RINGING]" "I'll get it." "Hello?" "Harry." "Aren't you on your way over here?" "I'm not gonna make it over for dinner, Phil." "You're not gonna make it?" "What are you talking about?" "FEMALE ANNOUNCER (ON TV):" "I see some excitement" "Down the street..." "I got other plans." "Since when?" "Jackie and the kids are looking forward to seeing you." "MALE ANNOUNCER (ON TV):" "It looks like it is." "The grand old boy himself." "Tell them I'm sorry." "MALE ANNOUNCER (ON TV):" "The most important star" "In the whole Thanksgiving parade!" "PHIL (ON PHONE):" "Harry." "Something wrong?" "No, no." "I'm sort of tied up." "I don't want to talk now." "FEMALE ANNOUNCER (ON TV):" "We hope all the boys and girls out" "There have been good this year." "Don't we, Bill?" "MALE ANNOUNCER (ON TV):" "We sure do, Betty." "And what better way to get their award than from this man?" "Here he is!" "Harry." "I can't hear you." "Hold on a second." "Will you turn that down?" "It's not loud, Daddy." "PHIL:" "Harry." "Harry!" "I'm back!" "HARRY (ON PHONE):" "Wish Jackie and the kids" "A happy Thanksgiving for me." "Is Harry sick?" "HARRY (ON PHONE):" "Bye, Phil." "[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]" "HARRY: (HUMMING "JINGLE BELLS")" "[SLAPPING]" "Mmm." "[CITY BUSTLE]" "HARRY (VOICEOVER):" "Mickey Cupra." "The carved dog." "John Wesley." "Drum." "And Joe Ronaldson." "Uh, that red doll with the square cap." "Randy Fox." "Oh, yeah." "That's another drum." "Linda Carboni." "The doll with the black dress." "Bern Jones." "Bern Jones has the uh... yellow lace." "Barry Lincoln." "Union soldier." "Sandy Lopez..." "[LOUD FAST BUZZING]" "Hi Harry!" "Hi, Richie!" "Hi, kids!" "Susie, you look so beautiful!" "CHILD:" "Hey Harry, what did you wish for today?" "I wished I was super magic!" "CHILD:" "I wished I was principal, so's I could" "Throw whoever I wanted out of school!" "CHILD:" "And I wished I was a fire-fighter!" "[INAUDIBLE]" "Great!" "Great!" "CHILD:" "And I wished I had a lifetime" "Subscription to "Penthouse Magazine"!" "HARRY (VOICEOVER):" "Moss Garcia." "[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]" "HARRY:" "Susie Lovett." "Ha." "Look at that." "[EXHALES LOUDLY]" "This is not for your eyes, my little darling." "HARRY (VOICEOVER):" "Moss Garcia throws rocks at dogs." "Uses profane language." "Picks his nose." "Impure thoughts." "Negative body hygiene." "[TELEVISION BLARING]" "What is it with your toys out?" "Put your coat on." "We gotta go right away." "I don't like..." "You ain't gonna be playing it!" "Come on!" "MOSS' MOTHER:" "Come on, Moss!" "MOSS:" "I wanna stay home and watch TV." "Who you think you are?" "Your father?" "Get in." "No!" "[BUSHES RUSTLING]" "MOSS' MOTHER:" "Moss!" "Will you get in the car!" "Moss, do you hear me?" "!" "Moss?" "[SCREECHING]" "Moss." "MOSS:" "There's something in the bushes!" "It's a monster!" "It tried to grab me!" "MOSS' MOTHER:" "Look." "I have had all I'm going to take from you." "There's something horrible in there!" "[SLAP]" "Ow!" "Now you get in the car!" "Go on!" "You would ruin my one night out." "(HUMMING "THE CHRISTMAS SONG")" "(SINGING) Merry Christmas..." "[BUBBLING SOUNDS]" "Ah." "[LAUGHING]" "[CHATTER]" "[HUMMING]" "[CHIME]" "[MUSIC PLAYING" " JAMES BROWN, "SANTA CLAUS, SANTA CLAUS"]" "[CHATTER]" "SOL WISEMAN (ON TV):" "My dear employees." "Jolly Dream has decided to donate toys to the Willowy" "Springs State Hospital, with your help." "The more toys we make, the more we can give." "So keep production up." "And if you feel it in your heart," "Contribute some of your own money." "Those children could certainly use..." "Wiseman breaks my heart with his generosity," "But this time he's a regular Santa Claus." "With our money!" "How ya feelin' now, Harry?" "I never felt better." "Frank's over there." "He's telling everyone you had a great time" "Working his shift for him." "That's hard to believe." "Hey!" "I said forget it." "I got your guy's number now." "What do you mean?" "The right tune." "I've been trying to find the notes to it for as long" "As I can remember." "Well." "I found it." "I can play the tune." "I'll tell ya, Harry, I don't know" "What the fuck you're talking about." "Hey." "Good to see you again." "Hello." "You're..." "Ben, isn't it?" "Yeah." "Harry, I want you to meet the newest member of the team." "It's George Grosch." "Hi." "George is a real right boy in our executive training program." "George and his wife are spending Christmas" "On the island with me." "Wiseman wants him to have the grand tour." "Midnight mass, and all at." "Hey, Harry." "Finish telling me about your tune." "Oh, you sing too, Harry?" "Not exactly." "See you around, Harry." "Nice guy." "What's his problem, Harry?" "Is he jealous because you're one of us now?" "SOL WISEMAN (ON TV):" "Despair, pain, and anguish" "Are words which do not do justice to the suffering going" "On at the Willowy Spring State Hospital for Retarded Children." "The hospital..." "MAN:" "I'd like to hear some of your other ideas" "For Jolly Dreamhouse." "SOL WISEMAN (ON TV):" "your contributions." "Help these children in any way you can." "I have too many things on my mind right now." "Harry, the kid wants to make a splash." "He wants to study all the theories" "Of how to run the factory." "Now I think of your theory as getting back to basics." "HARRY:" "That film over there." "It's not specific about how many toys the company's donating." "MAN:" "That's bright boy, here." "That campaign is his first contribution to the company." "Are there enough toys for all the children in the hospital?" "I don't have the slightest idea how many" "Children are in that hospital, Harry." "I worked on campaign presentation." "But I tell you something." "The idea of mine is really solid." "The factory can't always shoulder the whole burden." "You mean you're waiting for these guys to contribute?" "You're on the other side of the desk now." "You've got to understand good business." "It's OK, Harry." "Really." "The factory comes out OK, and so do" "Those kids you're so worried about." "You're worse than he is." "He doesn't even know why a tune has to be played." "You actually know how to play it," "And look what you're doing with it." "Merry Christmas, Harry!" "[CHUCKLE]" "[PEOPLE SINGING "JINGLE BELLS"]" "[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]" "HARRY:" "You're going somewhere." "[MUSIC PLAYING - "SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN"]" "[RECORD SCREECHES TO STOP]" "[HUMMING]" "[MANIC GIGGLING]" "It's me." "It's me." "[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]" "[CROWD CHEERING]" "[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]" "[CHUCKLE]" "[MOTOR AND SLEIGH SOUNDS]" "[HUMMING "SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TOWN"]" "[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]" "[MUSIC PLAYING - "JINGLE BELLS"]" "[BUZZING]" "[BUZZING]" "[YAWN]" "Oh, great." "What do you think you're doing?" "HARRY:" "I have a delivery." "I mean, I have toys for the children inside." "At this hour?" "What are you, wacko?" "Do I look like I'm joking?" "Get me whoever's in charge." "I don't have a lot of time!" "Get outta here." "I told you, I'm in a hurry." "How could you be so lazy and selfish?" "Are you blind?" "Who do you think you're talking to?" "I'm sorry." "My approach is..." "It doesn't matter." "Look." "I'm really in a hurry." "And I only have good intentions." "Here." "Merry Christmas." "Have a good holiday." "Well." "You wait here." "Don't come inside." "You understand?" "Don't worry." "I won't." "Merry Christmas." "(SINGSONG VOICE) Merry Christmas." "Merry Christmas!" "Merry Christmas!" "Merry Christmas!" "Merry Christmas." "Merry Christmas!" "Merry Christmas." "Merry Christmas!" "Ha ha ha!" "Merry Christmas!" "Where did you come from?" "I mean, who sent you?" "(LAUGHING) That's a very long story." "I assume all the little children have been good this year." "Of course." "Well, you'd better get some more help." "[LAUGHING LOUDLY]" "You'd better get some of the staff." "I'll wait here." "Can I ask who donated all this?" "Some people who didn't realize how generous they could be." "[LAUGHING LOUDLY]" "[CHEERY MUSIC PLAYING]" "[LAUGHING]" "Now all you have to do is say, Merry" "Christmas, little boys and girls!" "Merry Christmas, everyone!" "Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!" "GEORGE (VOICEOVER):" "I don't have the slightest idea" "How many children are in that hospital, Harry." "[CHOIR SINGING]" "[SNARE DRUM PLAYING BRIEFLY]" "[CHATTER]" "Well Santa, you look ready for a busy night." "MAN:" "Come now, Charles." "A little respect." "Seriously, Santa Claus, will you tell our viewers who" "Just arrived, how was the trip down?" "Oh, and I see you've given up your reindeer" "For more modern wheels." "Ooh, and a suit, too!" "MAN:" "Oh, excellent." "Ravishing." "Who does that..." "Haven't you had enough?" "I have something for you." "I have superlative taste." "[SCREAMING]" "[WHEELS SCREECHING]" "[WOMAN WAILING]" "[RADIO MALFUNCTIONING]" "[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]" "[MUSIC PLAYING" " JAZZ VERSION OF "SANTA"" "[CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN"]" "MAN:" "Merry Christmas!" "[LAUGHING AND CHATTER]" "Don't just stand there." "Come on in." "No." "I can't." "You have to." "We've caught you." "MAN:" "Hey everybody!" "Hey!" "Look who's here!" "[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]" "[PEOPLE WISHING MERRY CHRISTMAS]" "Merry Christmas, everyone!" "[CHEERING]" "This'll warm you up." "HARRY:" "Merry Christmas, children!" "Merry Christmas, Santa!" "Well." "Let's see what Santa has for you this Christmas." "There's a... [INAUDIBLE] Santa made himself." "[CHATTER]" "WOMAN:" "They didn't deserve it." "MAN:" "How do you and the missus like your first New" "York religious experience?" "WOMAN:" "What do you mean, what does he look like?" "!" "MAN:" "No, no." "There was something different about this guy." "Different?" "!" "What do you mean, different?" "!" "MAN:" "I can't explain it." "This isn't easy to explain..." "[INAUDIBLE]" "Hello, Gleason." "Hello, Grella." "Gottleib." "You're gonna love what we've so far." "Let me guess." "Everyone saw Santa Claus." "[LAUGHING]" "[MUSIC PLAYING - "JINGLE BELLS"]" "[CHEERING]" "I..." "I really must go now." "[CROWD BOOING]" "But now, I want you to remember to stay good, boys and girls." "Respect your mothers and fathers and do what they tell you." "Obey your teachers, and learn a whole lot." "Now if you do this, I'll make sure you" "Get good presents from me every year." "Ha ha." "But if you're bad boys and girls," "Your name goes in the bad boys and girls book," "And I'll bring you something horrible." "[MANIC LAUGHING]" "[CHILDREN LAUGHING]" "A toast!" "To Santa Claus!" "[CHEERING]" "Merry Christmas, everyone!" "See you next year!" "[CHEERING]" "[SLEIGH BELLS]" "Now Dasher!" "Now Dancer!" "Now Prancer and Vixen!" "On Comet!" "On Cupid!" "On Donner and Blitzen!" "Now dash away!" "Dash away!" "Dash away all!" "FRANK:" "I got that schmuck Harry working' for me tonight." "[LAUGHING]" "[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]" "[GRUNTING]" "[STRONG WIND BLOWING]" "[GRUNTING]" "[INHALING]" "[GRUNTING]" "[SUDDEN SHARP NOTE]" "[LOUD CLANGING]" "[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]" "[EERIE SOUNDS]" "You want it all, Frank." "But you're no longer a child." "Harry?" "Merry Christmas, Frank." "[STRUGGLING]" "[GASPING]" "[SCREAMING]" "[WHIMPERING]" "[WOMAN SCREAMING]" "[TIRES PEELING OUT]" "[CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER]" "JACKIE:" "Phil?" "BOYS:" "Uh-oh." "I wonder what happened here?" "JACKIE:" "Phil?" "Phil!" "PHIL:" "Harry has always been here on Christmas Day." "Something's wrong." "Honey, you have no reason to believe that." "No." "I know that." "Inside." "What you need is breakfast." "[TELEVISION BLARING]" "MALE ANNOUNCER (ON TV):" "We interrupt this program" "To bring you a news bulletin." "Here with a live mini-cam report is Ricardo Bauma." "(ON TV) The church behind me is a landmark," "Famous throughout the east for the beauty of its services." "Last night, tragedy struck here as" "If some unreasonable god was taking revenge." "I think you intentionally underestimate, Harry." "Jackie, please." "JACKIE:" "You act like he's a totally incapable human being." "RICARDO BAUMA (ON TV): moments later," "He murdered three of them in plain view of all" "The parishioners, escaping in a white van..." "Though I think he acts a little crazy sometimes" "For your benefit." "(ON TV) Santa Claus..." "That's the only" "Way the police can identify him..." "Don't say that to him." "RICARDO BAUMA (ON TV):" "went next to Queens," "Where he murdered a man in his own bed." "His wife was sleeping next to him." "I should have said it a long time ago." "(ANGRILY) I've got to hear this!" "(ON TV) Avoid anyone dressed as Santa Claus." "If you know someone who plays Santa Claus this year," "Or if you see someone who is dressed that way," "Please call the emergency number... 9 double 91212." "I keep thinking..." "MARC:" "It's scary." "He's gonna get ya." "Don't tease him, Marc." "MARC:" "I was only fooling, Mommy." "I always tell Dennis there's no Santa Claus." "There is!" "Uncle Harry told me so." "[TELEVISION BLARING]" "Phil." "Why won't you believe something's wrong." "JACKIE: (ANGRILY) You've gotta stop this!" "PHIL:" "Harry has forced me to be this way." "JACKIE:" "Just be honest with yourself" "About why he's not here." "You don't understand." "JACKIE:" "I don't understand what's happened to us." "How could you understand?" "Dennis, turn that down." "But this is the best part of the movie, Daddy." "I said turn it down!" "Why won't you understand?" "I wanted a little brother." "Somebody to look up to, to be proud of, to talk to." "My brother is an emotional cripple." "And I must keep him responsible for everything he does." "Dennis, I'm sorry I yelled at you." "Daddy's not feeling so good." "It's OK." "[MUSIC PLAYING" " MARCHING]" "[STRETCHING]" "How many times do I have to tell them?" "[SMASHING]" "MAN (OVER INTERCOM):" "Alright." "Next please." "Come on." "Step forward." "Look alive there." "Turn around." "Alright." "Sideways." "Turn sideways." "Turn forward." "Now say, merry Christmas." "(QUIETLY) Merry Christmas." "MAN (OVER INTERCOM):" "Come on, there." "Louder." "With more feeling." "Merry Christmas!" "Merry Christmas." "MAN (OVER INTERCOM):" "(LOUDLY) Merry Christmas!" "(SHOUTING) Merry Christmas!" "MAN (OVER INTERCOM):" "Alright." "Thank you." "Now step back." "Now bring the next group out, please." "[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]" "They took me away in front of all the children." "All Santa Claus mythology first came out of New York." "The Dutch first brought him over as Saint Nick." "Then Washington Irving wrote about him." "Then The Night Before Christmas made him famous." "At least our Santa Claus is following tradition." "MAN: (ANGRILY) I can't stay here!" "I've got a toy factory to run!" "You know, maybe our Santa's gonna do some good, afterall." "You mean give the myth back its meaning?" "Myth schmyth." "It'll make kids scared again." "They won't think everything's coming to them so easy." "They're bad... [SLICING SOUND] Santa will deal with it." "You're a real philosopher." "You know that, Gleason?" "Gottleib." "Any luck?" "They knew Santa was coming last night." "Their mother told the so." "I can't figure out the connection between Stoller" "And the three victims outside the church." "Santa's hit list is goddamned selective." "You mean gift list." "(SINGING) He's making a list, checking it twice," "Gonna find out who's naughty or nice..." "MAN: (LOUDLY) No, no." "It wasn't any of these Santa Clauses." "His suit had dark fur." "[PHONE RINGING]" "Hello?" "Hello, HARRY (ON PHONE):" "Phil." "It's me." "Harry." "Where are you?" "JACKIE (ON PHONE):" "Hello?" "Jackie, get off the line." "It's for me." "JACKIE (ON PHONE):" "Is it about Harry?" "Get off the phone." "Harry, you still there?" "Where are you?" "You always worry about me, don't you, Phil?" "I waited all day to hear from you." "I'm sick to my stomach." "HARRY (ON PHONE):" "But Phil, you should be proud of me." "Why?" "HARRY (ON PHONE):" "I did what you've always wanted me to do." "I finally found the right notes." "I can play the tune now." "Tune?" "HARRY (ON PHONE):" "The tune everybody dances to." "Even you, Phil." "It's my version but it works. [LAUGHING]" "Harry, I'm sorry." "If you don't want to tell me where you are, don't tell me." "But when you do come over here, we're" "Going to have this out, once and for all." "You see, the difference between us" "Was I always remembered everything." "What don't I remember?" "Just tell me what..." "No." "No." "You're not going to make me feel guilty." "No more." "You know, Phil?" "I read a poem once that said every day you shave, you see" "Yourself one day closer to dying." "What are you saying?" "I'm gonna play my tune now." "Everybody will dance." "You'll see." "You don't have to worry anymore." "PHIL (ON PHONE):" "What goddamned tune, Harry?" "Harry?" "Talk to me." "Please?" "[SNIFFLING]" "Harry?" "[SLEIGH BELLS]" "[WHIPPING SOUNDS]" "(SHOUTING) Ahh!" "[WHEELS SPINNING]" "[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]" "[HARRY CHUCKLING]" "[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]" "[CHILDREN SQUEALING]" "Merry Christmas!" "GIRL:" "Santa Claus!" "Santa Claus!" "I love my presents!" "(NERVOUSLY) Oh." "You're more than welcome." "GIRL:" "Santa, your suit's dirty!" "[PEOPLE GASPING]" "There's a... a lot of pollution between here" "And the North Pole." "Be quiet, Theresa." "I bet..." "I bet..." "I bet I could come up with a few" "More surprises for you." "[GASPING]" "CHILDREN:" "Ooh!" "Me too!" "Me too!" "No!" "He's going to hurt them!" "MAN:" "Not likely, Sharon." "Let me handle this." "For you." "Don't!" "He's going to hurt our kids." "We're not even sure it's him." "MAN:" "Not sure, my ass." "Look at the fur on that suit." "But the kids!" "We need help!" "I don't need no help." "Don't." "Don't come any closer." "These children know things that obviously you" "Understand anymore." "They love me." "Move away from them!" "They want to notice who's good or bad." "Someone to guide them." "Someone to take responsibility, so they" "Don't have to make those decisions themselves." "I said, get away from them, or I'll rip your guts out." "No!" "No, Daddy!" "No!" "No!" "Get her off of me!" "Don't hurt Angelina." "Stop it!" "Ugh!" "Angelina." "Give me that knife." "No, no, Daddy." "I won't!" "I won't!" "[STRUGGLING]" "[SCREAMING]" "[KNOCKING]" "MAN:" "He's not gettin' outta this neighborhood." "[CRASHING]" "[PEOPLE SHOUTING]" "[SNARE DRUMS PLAYING SLOWLY]" "[LAUGHING OR CRYING AND GASPING FOR BREATH]" "[YELLING]" "[WHEELS SPINNING]" "[CAR HORNS HONKING]" "[DOORBELL]" "[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]" "My god." "Oh my god." "I knew it was you." "You were right, Phil." "I'm a failure." "What have you done?" "How many people have you killed?" "Everyone's rejected my tune." "I don't understand." "I know it's right." "Goddamn you." "Goddamn you!" "No, Daddy!" "Don't hurt Uncle Harry!" "Get them upstairs." "What are you going to do?" "No questions!" "Please, just get them upstairs." "Get in there." "You wrecked all our lives." "I wanted to give people what they" "Wanted... what they said they wanted." "But they don't want Santa Claus." "I don't understand." "They don't want me." "You're insane." "Do you understand that?" "You're sick!" "It was you, Phil." "The first time, it was you that didn't want Santa Claus." "I wanted all my life to prove to you that you were wrong." "Me." "You're blaming me?" "I was six years old!" "You never did believe in me." "You're one of them." "You're one of those people out there." "You don't believe in anything." "All children love me." "I was six years old." "You are blaming me for all the horrible things you've" "Done because of something I said when I was ix years old!" "[STRUGGING, GURGLING]" "JACKIE:" "Phil!" "Phil!" "[THUD]" "[SIREN IN DISTANCE]" "[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]" "[THUD]" "[WHEELS PEELING OUT]" "Harry!" "Harry!" "[SNARE DRUMS]" "[PEOPLE SHOUTING]" "[CYMBAL CRASHING]" "[CRASHING]" "[MUSIC PLAYING]" "HARRY (VOICEOVER):" "But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out" "Of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night." "[MUSIC PLAYING" " BIG BAND VERSION OF "JINGLE BELLS"]"