"Are we there yet?" "Are we there yet?" "Are we there yet?" " Dad." " Yeah?" "He does this every time we go on a trip." " What?" " Tries to annoy me." "I was just asking a question." "The same question over and over." "Hey, remember the song Gram taught us?" "I do." "Dad." " Oh, there you are." " Hello, Amelia." " Hey, Mom." "Hey, Dad." " Hey, Mom." "Hey, Gramps." "Mary, Tom." "How are you?" "Oh, it's so nice to see you." " So how was the drive?" " Great." "We sang your song." "You call that singing?" "Mom and Dad liked it." "Mom and Dad were being polite." "Like when they say you're witty?" "Amelia is very witty." "So, what are you kids up for?" "Let's go exploring." "The boy's got spirit." "The boy's a loose cannon." "That's because he acts before he thinks." "Hey, I'm only 7." "So where should we play?" "How about up in the attic?" " No way." " Amelia's afraid of heights." "It's dusty up there." " They could go explore outside." " Yeah." "Let's climb trees." "Oh, I forgot." "Amelia's afraid of heights." "Maybe you could help her overcome her fear." "And, Amelia, you could teach Jack not to just barrel into things." "Whatever you decide, be careful." "And, Jack." "Listen to your sister." " That will be a first." " Come on." "No." "No." " Tom." " They're ready, Mary." "I was even younger." "They'll be fine, dear." "Look at all this stuff." "Must have taken years to collect." "Check this out." "I am all-powerful." "Well, I'm a magical princess." "You will obey my commands." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "And if you don't, I'll sic a nasty mummy after you." "Bring him on." "Because I'm a big, bad voodoo daddy." "Jack." "Amelia, look." " Come on." " Jack." "It's a schooner." "You can tell by the two masts." "Jack, we have to go back." "Schooners are really fast ships." "They were usually sailed by" "Pirates." "Is me sweet sailing vessel shipshape and seaworthy?" "Come on, we gotta hide." "Quick, in that barrel." "Gaptooth, has me beauty been scraped and cleaned?" "Clean as a whistle, captain." "Scrape it clean, washing machine." "Cookie, did you replace that worn-out plank?" "All set, captain." "Plumpy tank gonna break the plank." "Bring me cracker barrel aboard." "Yummy crackers." "Settle down there, Sea Biscuit." "What do they make these crackers out of?" "Lead flour?" "Deck swabbed, supplies loaded and battened down, sir." "Excellent, me hearty." "Hey." "Buckethead." "Blasted bilge rat, where are you?" "Yes, sir." "Weigh anchor, and set sail." "Yes, sir." "Bird brain." "Bird brain." "Now, now, Sea Biscuit." "We ain't all born with natural smarts." "Sails patched and riggings tight." "Hoist the Jolly Roger." "Aye, aye, captain." "Heave-ho, mateys." "Hard biscuits packed, and I just whipped up a batch of your favourite." "Don't mind if I do." "Yummy cookies, yummy cookies." "Blasted bird, quit your squawking." "Those cookies sure smell good." "Why don't you ask the captain if you can have one?" "Okay." "There ain't nothing like sailing the high seas." "Sea Biscuit want a cracker." "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea." "Gee, you think?" "You didn't have to follow me." "Dad told me to do what you said." "Nice birdie." "Monkeys in the barrel." "Quiet, bird." "Let me enjoy the view." "Kids cracking the crackers." "Stowaways sitting on our stash." "What?" "Stowaways?" "In me cracker barrel?" "Scurvy dogs." "After them." "Amelia, this way." "I can't." "On second thought..." "Look." "There's something out there." "It's big." "It's scary." "We've gotta warn the pirates." "If they catch us, we'll be chopped like a salad." "If we don't, we'll be sleeping with the fish." "Hey, pirates." "Look." "In the water." "Ahoy." "Thar she blows." "Wow, what a beauty." " Fire." " No." "I just patched that sail." "Amelia, do something." "Can't we have a sing-along another time?" "Wow, you're good." "Amelia, he likes it." "Hold your fire." "Gotcha, you rascal." "Keep singing, lassie." "You've tamed the beast." "Sing it, sister, sing it." "That was some performance." "Bravo, me buckos." "Do you realise you just made friends with Chumley the legendary giant octopus?" "Piece of cake." "Any time you need help, just let us know." "Come on, Jack." "Just where do you kids think you're going?" "Well, to tell you the truth..." "We're lost." "That does pose a problem." "And I have a solution." "Make them walk the plank." "Bootflap, you're a cold one." "Feed them to the sharks." "I could use some target practise." "But they saved the ship." "Besides, we could use a couple more deck hands." "Pegger, you lazy spud." "Any excuse to get out of work." " Not me, I love work." " Me too." "No one ever helped me when I was young." "I had to do it all myself." "It's just not fair." "Bootflap, you've got some issues." "We'll keep you along until the next port of call." "Can I steer the ship and hoist the flag?" "Listen here, buckos." "You'll be swabbing the deck and scrubbing the chum buckets." "And mopping me cage." " Aye, aye, captain." " Then it's settled." "Welcome aboard." "This calls for a party." "So is this where the gig's at then?" "That Captain Gruff, he's hard to figure." "Either he's getting soft in his old age..." "Or he's setting those poor kids up for something really heavy." "With that scurvy crew, nobody's safe." "Why, they'd blow a man down for a wooden nickel." "Are we gonna jam, or what?" "Now all you groovy cats watching at home feel free to sing along." "And get up off of that couch and shake your booty." "Get it?" "Booty." "Like pirate treasure." "Hit it, boys." "Oh, come all ye fellers That follow the sea" "Way, hey Pull the kids up" "We'll sing them a song Of the sea's mystery" "Give us some time We'll pull the kids up" "We sail for adventure And live to be free" "Way, hey Pull the gang up" "This is the life I'm sure you'll agree" "Give us some time To pull the gang up" "Way, hey Pull the kids up" "Give us some time To pull the kids up" "Work hard every day Keep the ship off the reef" "Way, hey Pull the lad up" "I can't really sing With the gap between me teeth" "Give us the time We'll pull the man up" "I do things meself Help I always refuse" "Way, hey Pull her on up" "But I need a hand To tie me own shoes" "Give us the time We'll pull the gal up" "Way, hey Pull the kids up" "Pull the kids up Mateys, pull the kids up" "Bring them on board Or they'll sure be sunk" "Give us some time To pull the kids up" "Sometimes this life Ain't no walk in the park" "Way, hey Pull the chap up" "I've worn this old bucket Since I kissed a shark" "Give us some time And we'll pull the man up" "You might think this limb Is as bad as it gets" "Way, hey Pull Pegger up" "But with this leg I do pirouettes" "Give us some time And we'll pull the lad up" "It's better to give Then it is to receive" "Way, hey Pull the cook up" "Have a taste of me cookies I'm sure you'll agree" "Give us some time We'll pull the chef up" "Way, hey Pull the kids up" "Pull the kids up Mateys, pull the kids up" "Bring them on board Or they'll sure be sunk" "Give us some time To pull the kids up" "Way, hey Pull the kids up" "So here's the deal, me buckos." "We're on a mission." "We sail the high seas looking for treasure." "We're going after treasure?" "Cool." "Is that all you pirates care about?" " What do you mean?" " I mean, do you ever do a good deed?" "Do you ever help anyone?" "Of course we do." "We do lots of good stuff." "We protect the whales and help clean up the ocean." "But we don't advertise it, see." "We're pirates." "We got an image to keep up, got it?" " Got it?" " Got it." "Righty right then." "Hootin' Tootin' Pirates, tallyho." "Here it is." "The map to the Voodoo treasure." "The Voodoo treasure?" " Blimey." " Begad." " Sink me." " No way." "I've heard rumours it's cursed." "We sail southwest then northeast across the equator hang a right at Jupiter Reef and we land here." "Skull Island." "Skull Island." "Shiver me timbers." " Blimey." " Begad." "No way." "Chart a course, me hearties, destiny awaits us." "Oh, gross." "Land ho." "Bring her in easy, mateys." "Big mouth." "Bad breath." "Shut your blabbering beak." "You wanna wake the natives?" "All right, me mateys." "All hands ashore." "You kids be too young for looting and hooting." "But, Captain Gruff, isn't looting and hooting against the law?" "Not where I come from, little lassie." "Well, it's not nice." "Hey, we're pirates." "It's what we do." "You stay here and keep a lookout." "We can't just wait around here." "You heard the captain." "Jack." "We should go back to the ship." "There he goes again." "Amelia, what if there really is a treasure?" "I'd buy a bicycle, a skateboard..." "Eight, nine, 10 paces toward them weird looking stones." "Well, shall we dig, captain?" "Just a wee moment, Mr. Pegger." " Look." " Don't touch that." "Blasted stowaways, you woke the bones." "After them, my pretties." "Run for your lives." "It ain't easy to fight the bones." "You can't kill them." "And you sure don't wanna join them." "The Hootin' Tootin' Pirates always fight valiantly and they are fleet of foot." "But can they outrun the cursed?" "Some travelling music, boys." "Skeletons rule the island" "Skeletons run the show" "Skeletons dancing everywhere" "Coming at you high and low" "Banging their bones like a drum" "Maybe you better run" "Oh, filling my heart with dread" "Can't kill them 'Cause they're already dead" "Run, better run away" "Got to leave the island" "Or be here for a permanent stay" "No, no, no, gotta go, go, go" "Skeletons rule the island" "Yeah, skeletons run the show" "Skeletons dancing everywhere" "Coming at you high and low" "Banging their bones like a drum" "Maybe you better run" "Filling me heart with dread" "Can't kill them 'Cause they're already dead" "Oh, skeletons rule the island" "Yeah, skeletons run the show" "Skeletons dancing everywhere" "Coming at you high and low" "Banging their bones like a drum" "Maybe you better run" "Filling me heart with dread" "Can't kill them 'Cause they're already dead" "Yeah, filling me heart with dread" "Can't kill them 'Cause they're already dead" " No, stop." " Help me, please." "Well, at least we'll get a last meal." "My chubby friend, you are the meal." " What?" " Please." " Help." " No way." "We're trapped." "What should we do?" "I have an idea." "I am the great Jacksonian." "Observe my powers." "Jack." "Obey my commands, or you too will be under my spell." "Silly boy, we're already cursed." "We're skeletons." "And now, my pretties, it's time to say bye-bye." "Greetings, young'uns." " Hello." " Hello." "Sit down and relax." "You're gonna be here a while." " What's a while?" " I've been in here 64 years, 200 and 22 days." "There's gotta be a way out." "There ain't no way out." "What's this?" "Maybe it's a piggy bank." "That's just what I was thinking." "Jack, do you still have that coin?" " Yeah." " Drop it in the slot." " No way." " You wanna get out of here?" "Easy come, easy go." "It worked." " Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle." " Let's go." "If you're going for treasure, you best beware." "There ain't no good come from it." "Look where it got me." "Now get out of here." "Hang in there, old timer." "We'll come back for you." "Oh, yeah, sure." "That's what they all say." "Eenie, meenie, minie, mo." "I wish I knew which way to go." "We're rich." "We're rich." "We found the treasure, yeah." "Jack, this isn't ours." "We could just borrow some." "I wonder what's in here." "Jack, don't." "Who dares fiddle with the Voodoo treasure?" "Why, you rotten kids." "Let's get out of here." "You're a couple of wise guys, huh?" "Ring around the rosie." "Who you calling Rosie?" "Why, you rotten kids." "Oh, no." "Jack, this way." "Sorry." "Here's looking at you." "Come on." "After you." "Hello, world." "We're the Play It Real Rockers." "How you doing?" "For our next tune, we'd like to play a golden oldie." "An oldie but a goodie." "It tells the story of some greedy Vikings, baby who meet an unhappy fate." "It's called, "The Skel-a-tune."" "Once, a gang of Vikings On a looting spree" "Set out for treasure On the mighty sea" "We want treasure" "Then they found a scroll That showed the way" "To a secret tropical bay" "To the Voodoo treasure" "There where X did mark the spot" "The Vikings dug a lot" "We love treasure" "Down through A secret passageway" "The greedy Vikings found the way" "To the Voodoo treasure" "Skel-a-tune, skel-a-tune" "Don't touch the treasure It will lead to your doom" "Skel-a-tune, skel-a-tune" "Now forever more We're gonna sing this skel-a-tune" "Now, the Vikings stood On evil ground" "Where Voodoo Daddy Laid his treasure down" "It's cursed treasure" "A drum of magic gelatine" "Turned the Vikings into skeletons" "I don't like this treasure" "Skel-a-tune, skel-a-tune" "Don't touch the treasure It will lead to your doom" "Skel-a-tune, skel-a-tune" "Now forever more We're gonna live in the gloom" "Skel-a-tune, skel-a-tune" "Now and forever more We're gonna sing this skel-a-tune" "So Pirate Island came to be" "A rocky prison of the sea" "Doomed forever" "Cursed to be there evermore" "On the lost and rocky shore" "On Pirate Island" "Skel-a-tune, skel-a-tune" "Don't touch the treasure It will lead to your doom" "Skel-a-tune, skel-a-tune" "Now forever more We're gonna live in the gloom" "Skel-a-tune, skel-a-tune" "Now forever more We're gonna sing this skel-a-tune" "Rockers." "Now, that's what I call a show." " Still want that treasure, Jack?" " Yeah." "Come on." "This way." "Welcome, children." " Hello." " Who are you?" "I'm a treasure hunter." "At least I used to be." " What happened?" " A slight misunderstanding." "It could happen to anyone." "Even you." "Did you say treasure?" " Jack, come on." " How do we get the treasure?" "It's simple." "Cross the chasm of no return, avoid the pillars of pain escape from the fire-breathing dragon and you can't miss it." "Watch me." "What's your problem?" "You're young, you're strong, you have a body." "You can do it." "Then we get the treasure?" "Then you meet Mr. Voodoo, and you answer his riddle." "And if we give the wrong answer?" "You get to hang out with me." "But if we give the right answer, we get the treasure, right?" "That's what they say." "Thanks, Mr. Head." "Don't mention it." "See you soon." "Amelia." "Come on." " Oh, no." " Oh, no." "The chasm of no return." "Not good." "Not good." "Don't look down." "One step at a time." "No, run, Amelia." "Run." "I can't do it." "I can do it." "It's a dragon." "Amelia." "Gotcha." "Where are we?" "Yo, fool." "You're in the lair of the Voodoo Daddy." "Welcome, my friends." "I'm so happy you've come to play." "It's been an eternity since my last guests." "But can you pass the final test?" "Alrighty then, let's get right down to business." "Here's how my little game is played." "I ask you a riddle." "You answer the riddle." "You answer correctly, you get a fabulous prize." "You answer incorrectly, and I get to shrink your head." "Are you ready for your first riddle?" "Do we have a choice?" "Go ahead take a spin." "Perhaps I'm a key." "Or maybe I'm a lock." "You have 15 seconds to decide." "We'll take the key." " Yay!" " Yeah." "You've done well, my friends." "I'm so happy for you." " Thank you, Mr. Voodoo." " Thank you, Mr. Voodoo." "Thanks for playing with me." "It was fun, now get out of here." "Show's over." "Hey, where's our prize?" "Sorry, fresh out of prizes." "Hey, that's not fair." "This is my lair, and I say what's fair." "Must need a tune-up." "We've really enjoyed spending time with you, Mr. Voodoo, sir." "We'll tell all our friends to drop by and play." "Really?" "Do you promise?" "Yeah." "And we'll let everyone know what a nice guy you are." "Well." "I suppose you could have one prize." "You can take home this beautiful magic feather or this stunning gold skeleton key." "Well, which prize do you want?" "We'll take the skeleton key." "Use it wisely, for it may open things better left locked." "Let's get out of here, Amelia." "Don't you wanna stay and play some more?" "We have to go." "I'll miss you, guys." "Come back anytime, seriously." "I'm not going anywhere." "I'm so lonely." "What a weirdo." "They're cooking the crew." "What do we do?" "We sing for our supper." "Do you really have to show off now?" "Get them." "Amelia." "Chumley." "Oh, what a pretty creature." "I wonder how it tastes." "Come on." "The pirates." " Stop." " Help." " My feet are burning." " Hurry." "Amelia, the key." "Blimey." "That cage is for the birds." "Handsomely, mateys." "To the ship." "But, captain, what about the booty?" "We know where the treasure is." " Jack." " What?" "Stealing is wrong." "But not if we gives it back to the rightful owners." "If we ever comes across them." "Really?" "Do you promise?" "Cross me heart, me hearty." "Jack, give me the key." "Follow us." "Blimey." "Let's get out of here." "You..." "You tomb wreckers." "Mommy, help me." "Nice to see young'uns treating their elders with respect." "Now let's hightail it out of here." "Our dinner." "It's getting away." "Me name's Poppie." "I may be old, but I'm tough as nails." "Aye, welcome aboard, old salty." "Weigh anchor." "Heave-ho." "Oh, sweet Chumley." "So long, boneheads." "Oh, that's a good one." "Sail ho." "After them." "Shiver me timbers." " Chumley." " Chumley." " Chumley." "Come back." " Come back." "Young'uns." "Get below deck." "It ain't safe up here." "Cursed creatures." "Fire." "Break out the big guns." "Fire." "We're done, captain." "No more cannonballs." "Get them." "We're sunk." "Not if I can help it." "I'm more of a heavy metal fan." "It's the mother of all octopuses." "It's Chumley's mother." "Bye-bye." "Will they be all right?" "I was swallowed by a whale once." "Made it out too." "A whale of a tale." " Thanks, Chumley." " Bye, Chumley." "Well, mateys, that was a close one." "Make no bones about it." "And one more thing needs doing, if you want to be part of me crew." "Right-jolly buccaneers gotta climb." "Up to the crow's nest." "Amelia, you don't have to." "Yes, I do." "Handsomely, mateys, up you go." "Here, let me lend you a hand." "Nice and easy." "A right-jolly bucko." "You're almost there." "I've..." "I've..." "I've done it." "What'd you do?" "Overcame my fear of heights." " Yes." " All right." "What about Jack?" "He's learning." "Yeah." "All right." " All right." " All right." "Wonderful." "Yes." "We're the Hootin' Tootin' Pirates We sail the seven seas" "Searching for treasure Doing good deeds" "Taking whatever loot we need" "Doing our bit for the community" "His name is Buckethead And on a lark" "He swam with the fishes And kissed a shark" "Now he wears a bucket To hide his beauty mark" "I punched holes for eyes So I'm not in the dark" "His name be Poppie He's old but spry" "Been down more times Than a cat has lives" "Even travelled the world With Captain Bligh" "I got battle scars And a fake glass eye" "Around these parts She's called Bootflap" "I picked meself up From me own bootstraps" "Cookie is here To cook the finest meal" "I make a mean soup From banana peels" "You gotta meet our main man Name's Gaptooth" "He was a mean, tough pirate In his youth" "Then he met a sailor Who called herself Ruth" "She tamed me heart I'm telling the truth" "Please never fear Mr. Pegger is here" "He lost a leg to piranhas But don't shed a tear" "'Cause now he has ballet As a second career" "I'm a pirouetting pirate A true pioneer" "He's the captain of this pirate ship" "His name is Gruff And don't give him no lip" "He travels the world On a dangerous trip" "Got me bird Sea Biscuit He's the best sidekick" "From the Caribbean To the Barbary coast" "Tell you right now We ain't afraid to boast" "So raise up your grog Let's all have a toast" "Hootin' Tootin' Pirates Rock the boat" "We rock the boat"