"You look perfect." "This film will turn out great." "Okay." "You always look so tired." "Sire, here is your speech." "Unbearable." "It won't retweet." "She already sent 11 texts." "How am I supposed to perform my duties and supervise the filming?" "The Queen didn't want to cancel it on account of her annual cold." "Sire." "Sire." "Mr. Bulut notified me about the evening schedule." "Dance of Whirling Dervishes at 6 p.m." "A short speech at the end would be appropriate." "Please refrain from mentioning Iraq, Syria," "Israel, the Kurds, Armenia, our federal issues and debt." "Soccer is a touchy subject as well." "Banquet starts at 8 p.m. Nine courses." "No kebab?" "Sire, the press conference in Miniatürk starts at 11 a.m." "Your speech, Sire." "The Prime Minister amended a few things." "By the way, firm handshake is customary in Turkey." "It's so short now." "Brussels insisted on being brief." "Apparently, after my speech in Scotland." "I thought I improvised well." "Very well." "Carlos, please." "Sire, I think you should refrain from comments." "Excuse me." "Your Majesty?" "Of course." "I'll take care of it." "I will see to it." "I will." "Goodbye, Your Majesty." "Sire, the press conference in Miniatürk starts at 11 a.m." "Your speech, Sire." "The Prime Minister amended a few things." "By the way, firm handshake is customary in Turkey." "Thank you." "Perfect." "It's time." "We should go, Sire." "It's really small." "The Atomium?" "That's a flop." "No." "Well, yes." "Look at the tiny space for the European monuments..." "As if Europe is Turkey's annex." "Mr. Moreau." "Mr. Moreau, what should I do with the Atomium?" "Ludovic!" "Wallonia declared its independence!" "Belgium fell apart!" "Their declaration reads, "We are fed up."" "With what?" "The Flemish are arrogant." "They humiliate the Walloons and don't understand them." "They are fed up." "We have to go back immediately." "It'll take us 90 minutes to get to the airport." "Hello!" "Please, come again." "No, His Majesty wants to talk to the Prime Minister of Wallonia." " Ludovic?" " There is no signal." "What about the speech?" "I will take care of it before we arrive in Brussels." "No, Ludovic." "I will write it myself." "But we have to discuss all the political and diplomatic aspects with the chief of the Cabinet of Ministers, and there is no signal." "With federal ministers as well," "I don't remember who exactly." "Sire, we have to be very careful about every word and every move." "Prudence is key." "At the coronation, the king swore to preserve the integrity of his kingdom at all times." "And I am the king." "Unity means strength." "Unity secures power." "I'll add that." "Some people have foresight, some have a dream." "Sire, what is your intuition tells you?" "My intuition?" "Perhaps it's time you showed everyone what you are really like." "Your feelings, your sense of humour and maybe even your flaws." "My flaws were already exposed by the media." "Nicolas the Humble?" "Humbleness is an honourable trait." "Whatever they say." "Sire." "Did you manage to contact the Queen?" "I couldn't get through to the palace." " Prime Minister?" " He is not responding." "On purpose?" " We are ready." " Carlos, what is he doing here?" " We are not going anywhere." " Why is that?" "The Security Service won't let us." "What again?" "You have to find a solution." "We must get back home." "I'll try and reason with the Security Service." "Excuse me." "Maybe the Ambassador will be able to help us." "I'll go fetch the luggage." "Sire, I will go and check if there is signal upstairs." "Where is the Ambassador?" " Sire." " I can't concentrate." "The concourse..." "Conc..." "The concourse of cosmic and political circumstances..." "Functional disorder in nature... and man." "I have to get through to people's hearts somehow." "What is your heart telling you, Sire?" "The result of solar storm." "Sire, all flights were cancelled." "I know that, Carlos." "But there is a way." "What is it?" "Lili, stop it!" "I won't!" "Take a look at yourself!" "What is your problem?" "That's a disgrace!" "We have to try and be modern." "Modern?" "We are folk singers, after all." "So what?" "It's the right thing to do!" "Come on, stop all that nonsense already!" " I won't!" " What do you mean?" "!" "Sire, I can't take responsibility for this mockery." "I understand, Ludovic." "Please try to be more feminine." "That is pure madness!" "I agree, but the decision has been made." "There are no other options." "We take it or we leave it." "We can't neglect the protocol and security measures." "It's risky indeed." "There is always a risk." "Fine, but Mr. Lloyd is not coming with us." "Period." "What do we do with the Atomium?" "I'm sorry, but do you have to do it right now?" "Yes, it's very itchy." "Almost done." "I wonder how he feels." "He is probably in shock." "Wallonia broke off Belgium." "You can imagine his distress." " Three papas." " Shut up." "But it's true." "Kebab accident." "Border!" "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "Cheers, my friends!" "The old generation, they want traditions, and we want fusion." "Coming!" " Hi!" " How are you?" "Hello, my dear." "Who are these people?" "Who are all these guests?" "Mother, they are from Belgium." "They have to get to Sofia." "They need a bus, can you imagine?" "A bus?" "Here?" " Or a taxi." " There are no taxis here." "We have to come up with something." "It won't be easy." "He'll think of something." "Come, I'll help you." "I'm sure he would've taken us to the embassy in Sofia." "No way, Louise." "The Turks may take offence at the King's frolic." "It may result in a diplomatic incident." "He would've taken us to Istanbul to avoid a scandal." "We are going home." "In an ambulance." "Ludovic, the filming has to stop." " Sire?" " I want to drive the car." "Excuse me?" "You heard me." "Sire, considering the current circumstances," "I would be the right person to drive, for safety reasons." "Let him drive!" "I think the valet should stay out of this." "Be careful." "Sire, the clutch is a bit tricky." "You should shift from first gear." " It's the third one." " I'm sorry." "My fellow citizens." "At this turbulent time, or strange time," "under this mysterious sky, we have to display humbleness." "I like it." "I don't think people will relate to that." "You are probably right." "Why are you counseling the King?" "He appreciates my opinion." "Dear Carlos," "I have three university degrees, three ambassador's mandates and 9 years of service to the King." "I think I'm the one who should be giving advice." "Mr. Moreau," "I have a helicopter license." "I was a Chief Scout for 5 years, and I can hold my breath under water for 3 minutes." "I gather you are not too concerned about public issues." "Let's not spoil the mood even more." "We have to go." "What do you think, Ludovuc?" "Any suggestions?" "I think it's really good." "The way you drew a parallel between the sky and current situation in the country..." "That's smart." "Isn't that too..." "What's the word?" " Shall we go on?" " Sure." "Hold on!" "Not so fast!" "Are you okay?" "What now?" "We have to find a way to get to the embassy in Belgrade." "We need to find a bathroom first." "What would you like?" "Same as you, Sire." " Shall we have kebab?" " Sounds great." " What is happening?" " Turks are here!" "Our luggage!" "Forget about it." "Our passports?" "I have them." "Faster!" "Apparently, we are somewhere around here." "I think we made a turn here." "Yes, you are right." "We are not that far from the Serbian border." "In order to make sure the competition is fair, we invited a panel of judges from Sofia." "What's more important, a Belgian TV crew honoured us with its presence." "Bravo!" "Next contestant, please." "Tension is building." "Todor!" "It's Todor!" "He is a famous horseman around here." "Let's thank our skilful Petko here!" "Let there be laughter, joy and rakia!" "Let there be candy, let there be love!" "Bravo!" "Ludovic!" "See you next year!" "Thank you, everyone!" "We have to go." "We have to." "Carlos?" "Yes, Sire?" "Do you believe in royal power?" "I believe in you as a human being." "I was talking about the institution that unites people." "Louise?" "Do you believe in monarchy?" "For me, it's not a matter of belief, but respect, Sire." "Is that your personal opinion?" "Yes, it is." "Ludovic?" "What do you say?" "Monarchy is the manifestation of dignity, grace," "grand ideas!" "The concourse of cosmic and political circumstances." "Functional disorder in nature..." "Sire, I think the Prime Minister has to see the speech, since..." "There's no time." "You will deliver the speech when we get back." "Yes, but..." "As soon as we are home..." "The Prime Minister will not allow that." "His approval is crucial." "Yes, but the Prime Minister..." "I have this feeling..." "All this is so strange..." "It's like a gift..." "Being among these people." "I understand, Sire." "They are so friendly..." "So open-hearted..." "They are not wealthy." "Not at all." "Still, they are so..." "Sire?" "Let's bypass protocol, Ludovic." "Your passports, please." "Go walk on the bridge!" "We have a problem." "These are traces of war." "Flood, more likely." "Pieces of wood got stuck there." "I see." "That's where the water was flowing." "That's a major inconvenience for us." "It's good." "She doesn't like tail." " Good afternoon, Ludovic." " My coat." " What?" " My coat." " What?" " I forgot my coat with our passports in it." "I'm so sorry, Sire." " We left our passports there." " Pardon?" "Let's go." "I'll drive." "Sire!" "Yes, Ludovic?" "I'm embarrassed." "I know." "I should quit." "No, Ludovic, you've served me well, I'm counting on you." "I'm completely useless." "That's not true." "Sire!" "That's the border." "That was the border, Sire." "I know that." " Careful." " Yes." "What a piece of junk!" "Seems like no one used it in a hundred years." "Such a disaster!" "I'm already feeling seasick." "Are you sure going by ferry is not an option?" "Did you check?" "Yes, that's the only way." "It's horrible." "That's just the outside." "I assure you it will sink!" "We don't have any other options, let's hope for the best." "No way it'll cross the Adriatic Sea." "There is no point in whining." "I'm not whining, I'm assessing the situation!" "West is there." "The direct way here lies in the curve." "Come back, Your Majesty!" "Be reasonable." "That's dangerous." " Is it cold?" " Not at all!" "It's perfect!" "Go take a dip, Ludovic!" "It'll do you good." "No way." "The king, whose country fell apart..." "The king, who wanted to go back to his country... was looking for the right words." "I can feel." "I can taste." "I can smell." "I can see." "My senses grew sharper." "As if I have been reborn." "Good morning!" "We're there." "Finally." "Dying for a cup of coffee." "I'm thirsty." "Let's move it there, Carlos." "Local authorities, I presume." "We've come from the Balkans." "That's the King of Belgium." "We are on a diplomatic mission." "Excuse me?" "That's Albanian." "Do you speak Italian?" "That's Albania." " How come?" " Unbelievable." " No way." "Are you sure?" " Yes." "Okay." "Let's come ashore, find a phone..." "Carlos, how did that happen?" "I'm not sure, probably the currents." " What currents?" " Seas are full of them." "Okay, let's go." "What shall we do with our King?" "What did the Queen ask to capture?" "His vitality?" "His spontaneity?" "We need an official version of this story." "Can't we just tell the truth?" "Hello?" " Your Majesty?" " I've been trying to reach you." " I'm so glad to hear from you." " How is the King doing?" "He's right here." "I mean, no." "Mr. Moreau wants to talk to you." "Just a second." "Yes?" "Your Majesty?" "Yes." "Everything is fine." "What about you?" "I mean, the country." " How is the situation?" "Yes." " Come back." "All right." "Yes, the King is fine." "Well, there is a tiny problem." "I have problems, too." "Yes, absolutely, I understand that..." " ...the whole situation..." " Sorry for interrupting they might put a veto in a couple of hours..." " No, we are not in Istanbul." " You aren't?" " Where are you, then?" " In Albania." "We are in Albania." "The one with the Mother Teresa Airport?" "Correct, this Albania." "When is your flight?" "We are in prison, Your Majesty." "We have to avoid a conflict by all means." "Yes, I understand that." " We must preserve the King's image." " Yes, of course." "That's our King!" "Yes, goodbye, Your Majesty." "Why did you tell her we are in prison?" "I'm not making up stories." "Chief of the Cabinet of Ministers will call this number, and we'll call the guards." "I want to come down." "Don't miss the call." "Careful." "Thank you very much." " Not responding." " Hold on." "I'm not waiting, I'll call myself." "First, we have to..." "It's ringing." " Yes, we are fine." " Please, stay calm." "Are you aware of the situation?" "Can you put us through to the Embassy in Albania?" "Right now?" "Call the guards!" "Okay, I'll hold." "You should knock harder." "Yes." "Hello!" "Sire, here's a clean shirt." "I see." "Yes." "Fine." "Goodbye." "The authorities cancelled "Our King."" "Ludovic, we are the authorities." "All the footage will be censored..." "Fine." "We have to contact the Turkish Security." "To avoid any discrepancies." "No, no one knew that was the King." "Okay." "Goodbye." "Sire, here is the official version offered by the Government." "Yesterday we left Istanbul accompanied by the Turkish agents." "There was no escape through the Balkans." "All the footage, Sire?" "Yes." "Are you sure about this, Sire?" "That's great."