"(QUIET MUSIC PLAYING)" "(GRAND MUSIC PLAYING)" "FRONT GATE BARKER:" "Hury, hury, step this way." "Don't be shut out, friend." "See the most wondrous sights imaginable pulled from the four corners of the Earth." "Acts to delight, to thrill and to mysti_!" "Walk through these gates" "She is here, ladies and gents," "That gun-slinging, sharp-shooting" "He has traveled the world and" "He will amaze!" "He will astound !" "The Great and Powe_ul Oz!" "I always knew that I was destined for show business." "And now look at me." "To think, selling oil cakes" ", OZ:" "Yes, well when you least expect it," "You won't need this." "You are playing" "A gift in honor" "Now, this belonged to" "A tsarina from Mirkutsk," "Yes." "She was killed in battle," "Which battle?" "You've heard" "No?" "Good." "And this music box" "But I know that Grammie" "(DOOR OPENS)" "Frank!" "How many times do" "What is it?" "Only a half a house." "All right," "For you, the applause" "I should be playing instead of some in a second-hand jacket" "You're gonna have to patch" "Again?" "Let's go." "Hat!" "Hat." "You're the new girl, huh?" "Good, we needed a new one." "Poor thing." "But she's resting comfo_ably expected to" "Perhaps you'd" "Now, remember, I raise my hand." "You are overqualified" "SIDESHOW BARKER:" "the show has already begun." "There are still a few seats left." "Don't miss your chance to see" "OZ:" "Journey with me now, to the mystical lands" "(PIANO PLAYING" "her lonely spirit" "But tonight, I shall require a volunteer" "Oh!" "Yes, I would" "(SOFTLY)" "A simple county girl," "Now, you have nothing to fear," "Allow yourself to merge" "Can you hear me," "There is a wire I see it, too." "MAN 1 :" "Clear as day." "What need have I of wires?" "Look, it's not much," "I would make you walk," "MAN 1 :" "Well, go on, then." "I would make her walk, but unfo_unately there" "Make the kid walk," "Why didn't you close" "There was nothing I didn't really think" "Of course not." "You know, you shouldn't" "J After all" "You're not my friend, Frank." "What I need is someone who knows" "You want me to" "What is this?" "Gingham?" "Oh, don't tell me I don't know why you didn't" "What truth?" "That I'm a fake?" "And worse, they would have" "(TH UMPING) lt's been a long time." "The last time you lt's not often enough, Oscar, seeing you" "(SIGHS) Well," "How's eveything on the farm?" "She didn't send me I need to tell you" "That's never a good start" "John Gale asked me" "I think that's.. ." "I said I had" "I wondered what you" "You could do a lot worse" "ANNIE:" "So are you." "I'm many things," "See, Kansas is full" "Church-going men that get" "who spent his whole" "I don't want to be a good man, I want to be Hary Houdini" "That's all I ever" "Uh, Professor, you need" "No, Vlad, please." "(GRU NTS)" "No, please!" "It was lust his" "Congratulations on" "_LAD YELLS)" "There he is!" "Vlad, no!" "Mr. Baum, I'll catch up" "OZ:" "And the other half" "BAUM:" "All right, you loafers!" "(LAUGHS)" "No, no, no." "Come here." "No, you don't!" "Hat!" "Farewell !" "(CROWD SHOUTING)" "I haven't" "Just get me out of here" "No, no." "No, no." "I can't swim." "Unless you're an angel." "Oh." "Uh. .." "Yes, my balloon" "WOMAN:" "I'd get out" "I'd be more concerned" "J Their teeth are small" "River Fairies?" "(CHUCKLES)" "(CHOMPING SOUND)" "Spiteful little things," "Where.. ." "It's like no place" "Oscar Zoroaster" "Henkle Emmanuel" "I knew it!" "He said that a great wizard will descend" "You mean," "Well, yes." "Because" "Like, in a palace with" "Yes, a beautiful scepter" "Oh." "And you will" "Yes, there's more gold" "And Oz will now be" "Because you are" "I'm the Wizard." "(LOUD SHRIEKING)" "What was that?" "They've been sent here" "(LOUD GROWLING)" "We better hury or your reign will be" "Whoa !" "OZ;" "Oh!" "Whoa!" "(CREATURE GROWLING)" "Oh..." "Perhaps the Wicked Witch I don't think" "I..." "I, too," "Where are all your warts?" "(LOUD THUMP)" "That something" "TH EODORA:" "He was a king" "But she wanted the throne" "But my sister chased her away I can't wait" "She was sta_ing to doubt you'd ever" "And you're going to" "You know what" "It's a music box." "Well, this belonged to" "No one's ever given me anything" "With the visage I'm sure you have" "You don't know much" "Maybe not, but I'm told" "Now you're gonna tell me no one's ever" "Then it's high time" "Here I thought" "Not only are you but you're the person" "Well, we sure" "like you said," "Oh!" "I was hoping" "Yeah." "Somebody, save me!" "TH EODORA:" "Wizard," "FINLEY:" "Help me!" "little talking monkey" "You, mister!" "Do you have anything sharp?" "How about your teeth?" "OZ: (CHUCKLES) Calm down," "You gotta get me I'm gonna die." "Don't wory." "These vines" "Lion?" "We're gonna die!" "Eat him first!" "Be gone, coward !" "You were wonde_ul, Wizard." "You mean" "All right, well, lt was nothing, just a little" "Shall we to the palace?" "My master's home was ransacked" "And I've been hiding" "But now you've saved" "So I hereby swear" "From this moment on I shall be your" "Surely." "TH EODORA:" "J Just down this hill" "It's a good thing" "You are going to make the" "And I will be so proud" "We'll spend" "But right now, there's waiting to witness" "Thousands?" "Monkey, tell me again" "l devote my life to you." "Whatever you wish, lt is my sworn duty" "until the end of my days." "And there's" "None, sir." "Good." "Oh, sir, your sense of humor" "You remind me.. ." "Well, you could have told me" "You got to come clean" "As my new assistant" "Right." "Now, listen," "We need to convince that they've found" "Theodora, we've been" "No, no, no, no." "This is the Wizard?" "LEADER:" "Halt." "WINKIE GUARDS:" "All hail the Wizard." "and most genuine" "A wizard above scrutiny or subversive intention" "Okay." "He's just a real, good," "FINLEY: (STAMMERING)" "Can I please" "l shall blow a fanfare." "because I've been personally watching" "Praise be you are here and the prophecy" "Oh, this is a glorious day" "And may I add, you're as" "I am Evanora, I have been protecting the Emerald City I am here to serve" "Well, I look forward" "Oh, sister," "EVANORA:" "Oh, yes," "Goodness." "(WHISPERING)" "Yes, Wizard, right away," "Thank you, sourpuss." "Isn't he wonde_ul?" "You dare escort and allow him to climb" "And why not?" "that he might be an imposter in" "The Wicked Witch?" "(SCOFFS) I'm not the one" "Or maybe it's you" "Have you finally I am on no one's side." "It's all I ever wanted," "What do you know" "That temper" "that I could conspire" "You are my sister" "But I do need proof that" "But he has already" "(LAUGHS) Of course." "I was thinking it might be" "You know, my sister has been telling me" "Yes, uh, boggling to the minds" "Oh, I do wish I could" "Yes." "Now?" "And a good time" "Well, um," "It belongs" "Oh, no more second-hand suits" "Nothing but" "And one of these things!" "A chalice." "I've always wanted a chalice." "You see, after you defeat" "And since you haven't" "l'm not actually king." "You still have to" "And killing her" "No, I don't" "No one said anything" "Oh." "Well, if you're not interested in" "We can just forget about" "The gold and the rubies, I'm just not too keen" "And your magic is the only" "All you have to do is journey" "Her wand." "It's the source of I haven't even said I will talk to her I will tell her" "No, don't.. ." "All right. I will say whatever but are you going to" "FINLEY:" "We're really" "How hard could it be lt's vey, vey hard" "And what about that" "She'll get over me." "There'll be plenty" "Oh, evey lie you tell gets us one step" "Then don't think" "Think of them as stepping" "We'll turn around and go back." "You apologize for lying and for lying" "You gotta really" "Maybe you could even cy." "We're gonna find I'll get that and you can have a nice" "Because I'm a monkey," "You don't like bananas?" "I'm a monkey, I just don't like" "We offer to wash all the" "for an entire year." "FINLEY:" "Or we could give them I noticed some yellow" "Get back here!" "We gotta get the Wicked Witch." "(GIRL SOBBING)" "Hey, there." "Are you all right?" "Don't wory," "Oh, you. .." "Good." "Then you know there's" "So, just come on" "(SNIFFLING)" "Don't wory." "CHINA GIRL:" "The Wicked Witch sent them." "the whole town was celebrating because we had heard" "Would you like to" "l'm gonna let you go." "Just head on down that way," "Tell them I sent you," "No, you're just I'm not as delicate" "Listen, we have one rule" "Never work with" "And I'm already working" "(GROWLS)" "Don't.. ." "(SOBBING)" "Look, you're.. ." "On a road in the" "All you have to do lt's cying again," "Off of there!" "Please let me I promise" "No dolls" "Please, let me come!" "Fine!" "We'll all go," "Great." "Let's go" "CROWS:" "You'll die," "Did those crows just say" "Think there are" "The undead?" "Something's got my tail." "CHINA GIRL:" "Look out!" "Hey!" "OZ:" "Come on." "OZ:" "Hate the Dark Forest." "CHINA GIRL: (PANTING)" "So, how are you gonna" "All I need to do is" "Once I destroy that," "Why don't you" "lt's got a knife!" "I gotta protect" "Hey!" "Honestly." "CHINA GIRL:" "OZ: (WHISPERING)" "The Wicked Witch" "Monkey, you're the X." "China Girl, I wanna be a heart." "All right, fine." "Okay, now," "Good work." "You just" "Sory." "Just go over there and make I'll grab the wand" "(QUIETLY)" "(WHISPERING)" "Hury!" "Break it." "All right." "WOMAN:" "Are you" "Um..." "That's" "Not sure." "I have waited so long" "I'd remember" "My, you must have I'm Glinda the Good." "I thought Evanora" "Evanora is" "Conniving and as cruel" "She's fooled most eveyone," "She made eveyone believe" "but it was her." "she's the one who" "And to think," "There were" "Not that I was I wasn't really going" "No, no, no, no, no." "You should be dead." "Curse you and" "(DOOR OPENS) I've looked eve_here," "(CLEARS TH ROAT)" "Oh, sister, he's fulfilling" "He'll bring her darkness" "Yes, I'm certain that's what" "He came to my chambers" "For hours, it seemed." "Oh, I can still feel his body" "Oh, sister, you were" "He must be, to make me" "He said we would" "Are you quite sure it wasn't" "I want Glinda and that wizard" "GLINDA:" "On the day my father died," "And a dark shadow I've had to stand alone as towns were destroyed," "I've been unable to protect" "With only faith in my father's" "great Wizard from Kansas," "Well, you see, I didn't realize how" "Evanora knows you know" "Yeah." "CHINA GIRL:" "(STAMMERING)" "CHINA GIRL:" "CHINA GIRL:" "(GRU NTS)" "Help!" "Catch me, please!" "Are you all right?" "This is her big idea" "Well, it was the best I could" "CHINA GIRL:" "OZ:" "Don't let go!" "CHINA GIRL:" "Unless you've got something." "Just because she jumped off" "What about me?" "These things go" "It repels our enemies" "But we're" "And going vey fast." "Does this thing I'm going too fast!" "GLINDA:" "You needn't" "And all good-hearted souls" "They've waited a long time" "All hail the great" "You put the "mery" back in" "You're vey beautiful." "Girls, listen," "(KISSl NG)" "Hello!" "Remind me to" "Glinda, I didn't know" "They're both so beautiful," "MAN:" "We need" "You know, I might not actually" "At least, not any kind of wizard" "I can also tell slightly egotistical I see." "Whether or not" "No. I just told you" "If you can make them believe," "These are desperate times," "TH EODORA:" "Do you think 1 EVANORA:" "Well" "What did you expect?" "You can't compete" "Your precious wizard" "One bite and your world" "One bite and your hea_" "One bite and you and I" "Unless you'd rather see" "You're the wicked one." "Oh, it's just your hea_" "Fear not, Theodora, for soon you will" "I can cast and have you looking" "I want him to I want him to know that he was the one" "It's imperative that you behave like" "Morale is essential if we have" "And I assume you have a plan." "You're going to lead us into battle" "And do we have" "No, sir." "And I can work with iron." "l bake bread." "l can sew." "lt might." "We're tougher" "What they lack in stamina" "OLD TINKER:" "And I'll" "And we're prepared lf you don't keel over" "Please tell me," "Uh, no, I like it," "The wind would" "And so it was" "So, sound the battle call" "And so it is" "Wíll come" "They do make beautiful clothes." "Uh, Glinda, these are all" "But do you honestly believe I don't expect them" "I mean the good people of Oz" "You want me to lead lf this was easy," "Look!" "MAN 1:" "The wall!" "The Wicked Witch isn't" "OZ:" "It looks like" "Not by herself," "What does that mean?" "Get the children to safety!" "(SCREECH ES)" "(SNARLS)" "Still think your Wizard" "Speak up, or I will" "Don't you recognize me," "I get it!" "(GRU NTS)" "Theodora, stop." "(GRU NTS)" "Theodora," "It's your sister." "I'd hoped you'd be able" "That's why it was so easy" "She only killed a man," "Begone, Witch , before" "When I return with the Yellow Brick Road of evey Tinker, farmer and" "You underestimate us," "We are a strong" "And now the Wizard" "And you will all see that he selfish and extremely" "It was a broom" "She's gone now." "Now that" "Yeah, well, that was" "An army and yet another" "This one bent on destroying" "Something we" "Something that" "Something we're" "You need a real wizard." "So, you're not the wizard" "So, you don't have the powers" "Maybe you're capable" "Glinda, I wish" "I'm just not the man" "CHINA GIRL:" "Perhaps you'd prefer" "Here you are." "The old wizard" "People would" "And if they were" "Um, you see, where l come" "The Wizard of Menlo Park." "Did he grant wishes?" "But he could look into" "He created the electric light," "He created a camera that" "And all he had was a little" "With almost nothing, ls that the kind" "It's the kind of wizard" "Well, you are that kind." "I'd rather you grant wishes," "I've got a way out" "What is this?" "Illusion, misdirect, I know I'm not the wizard but I might lust be" "You said you were" "The carnival magician's I'll put on" "The likes of which" "Magic, mystey, lt'll be" "This is what you're" "Where I come from," "Although, I've made lt allows you to project" "Nothing's impossible" "Bully." "These three roads" "To the east are the deadly poppy fields." "We'll have to steer clear of them." "OZ:" "Why is that?" "One good whi_" "And we're not exactly" "All right." "In the conjuring business," "Gives the audience" "You gentlemen will be and charcoal to create what is commonly" "(FINLEY SCREECHES)" "GLINDA:" "Mr. Quimby, delivered to the main road" "Mr. Zim, have" "EVANORA:" "My vey own soon you will be facing Glinda" "And when they see" "they will run and flee for the hills and.. ." "Now, I've added this along with" "Yes!" "Edison himself" "Now, there's something else" "But I'd rather" "Do you know how" "but you still haven't to get this thing" "What do you mean" "Well, well, well." "Now, you two be" "Let's move it, Wizard." "Guess I'm up." "Would you stop?" "A con man" "Well, then, it looks like" "The only person you've" "Today we fight from the villainy" "Quadlings." "Tinkers." "Munchkins." "We face great odds, our hard work," "We have nothing to fear" "Good day there," "GATEKEEPER:" "I was told" "Where are your" "KNUCK:" "Why this delay?" "Sir, I'm lust tying" "What I meant was.. ." "Tear them apart!" "The fog is lifting !" "(GASPING)" "(TWIG CRACKLES)" "Herald ." "Emerald City underground." "Eveything's ready." "I just have to do" "Get this carriage in position." "I told Glinda" "She said I was wrong I'm talking about" "The balloon." "J ust remember," "We're supposed to" "You guys will do great." "KNUCK:" "Come back!" "Wizard !" "EVANORA:" "Witness what happens" "Glinda did vey well for" "Guards !" "The citizens of Emerald City" "I'd get your sister" "Well, I think I'm going to do ooh, vey," "I just can't take the sight" "Ooh, I'm going to until there is nothing" "I have been waiting" "He said it was going to be" "Did he tell you" "I knew that buffoon of yours" "Why do you continue" "Because I believe" "(GRU NTS)" "Not so great and powe_ul" "l thought you were dead." "Oh, no." "Some of the smoke" "That was your" "That was just" "EVANORA:" "Like the king who spoke it" "And they will be joined in" "Say hello to" "The dreams of" "fear me not," "More tricks?" "How dare you," "(ROARING)" "Guards!" "Come back here" "(BLOWING TRUMPET)" "Thanks to you, and taken my" "I'm now more" "Got it." "I am the great and powerful" "(EXPLODING)" "We got Evanora." "Yeah !" "Come back here," "And you said that" "Now." "But I can kill" "The Witch is gone!" "Whoo-hoo !" "Theodora, I know" "find the goodness" "You took what mattered I'll never again feel but I'll settle for the" "I think at the vey least," "I don't need them." "Now eveyone will see you ln the name of my father," "I have here a missive" ""With little more" ""we made the" ""As your Wizard," ""the Land of Oz" "ls ít on?" "If it isn't the most" "Your machine" "What you displayed" "Your father would have been" "He would have marveled" "Now we're ready wants to speak" "so that the" "When those witches come back, we're going to need" "And now it's time" "Gifts?" "Well, you know" "To the man who can" "May it assist you" "Thank you for" "Sourpuss," "Something that," "l don't want that." "Take it back." "Finley, you stood when any monkey" "To you, I give something" "Now you're my partner." "That's all" "I'm afraid I can't give" "I know it's not the family" "I wonder what" "Oh, I don't need" "You better have" "a sight envied by all by what you find" "I know what" "What?" "I'm just" "That I have eveything" "For the record, I knew" "I've seen the light" "Burning bright, I've held hope" "That there would be" "To fínd a kingdom" "'Cause underneath the good there's" "When you're almost there" "Just open up" "When you're almost there" "Know you're not alone" "When you run, run so far" "Where you're from" "You count your steps" "You catch one breath" "Wrong is right" "And there's nowhere" "So don't believe in eveythíng you" "When you're almost there" "Just open up" "When you're almost there" "Know you're not alone" "When you let" "You won't get lost" "When you hear" "Oh, when you're almost there" "Just open up" "'Cause you're almost there" "Know you're not alone"