"Well, how does it feel to have a dream come true?" "Do I look like I'm trapped in an elevator with Kate Hudson?" "Dawson, come on." "Last night at the holiday party, you kissed Gretchen Witter." "You remember her as the girl you described to me as your first crush?" "She photographs very nicely, doesn't she?" "Okay." "As much as I appreciate your attempt to feign coolness you can't say this means nothing to you." "No, not nothing." "But, you know, virtually nothing." "I mean, was she once the unapproachable, bikini-clad object of my preadolescent affection?" "Yeah." "is she now?" "No." "She's a friend." "And I would like to keep her one." "Famous last words." "Not every kiss is a life-altering event." "I know." "Believe me, I know." "All right, I gotta go." "Can you take this with you to Jen's house?" "Give it to Grams?" "How'd you know I'm going there?" "Please." "Okay." "We're driving up to Provincetown." "We're going to something called a Gay-Straight Teen Coalition." "Sounds vaguely political." "Yeah, well, that's what I'm afraid of." "Anyway, it should be interesting." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "I came by to, you know, help clean up since it was sort of my party and all." "But you have obviously done that already." "Yeah." "Sorry." "Yeah, okay. I'm gonna go." "All right." "Later." "Later." "Look, Dawson, the reason I came by was because I reacted stupidly." "When the mistletoe thing happened, I should've cleared the air then." "That's sort of my policy on things like that." "You have a policy on kissing your younger brother's former best friend under mistletoe?" "No." "No. I just-- l didn't say anything at the time because I was afraid that you might think that it meant something more than it did." "I mean, you're young and" "Well, I'm not that young." "No." "No, right." "Of course not." "So obviously, you didn't think that it meant something more." "Obviously." "Because if we don't clear these things up, then they can get kind of awkward." "And that would suck." "Tell me about it." "So to sum up last night was strictly a "seasons greeting" kind of a kiss." "Yeah." "Okay." "Happy holidays." "Happy holidays." "Bye." "Don't worry." "You know, this ain't going to be half bad." "The two of us together." "Three nights." "Alone." "Yeah, Pace, alone." "With a toddler in his terrible twos and a test tomorrow on transcendentalism." "If that doesn't sound like a prescription for fun, I don't know what does." "You know, we still haven't talked about last night." "Sure we did." "We're both in agreement that you were the hit of the party." "No, no." "Not that party." "The other one." "Who, the Leery's?" "Yes." "The Leery party." "The one with the mistletoe." "Dawson was kissing my sister." "Pacey, I have too much on my plate right now to even think about that." "I am up to my eyeballs in Thoreau." "I haven't even started Emerson and we have an hour until Alexander wakes up from his nap, if we're lucky." "Brace yourself." "This is where the fun begins." "Just take a look around please." "I mean, this is totally not my scene." "How do you know?" "For one thing, I'm" "For one thing, I'm the only guy here with no piercings." "Jack, your scene, as you so quaintly refer to it, basically consists of me, Dawson and, it pains me to say, Grams." "Look, I know this is hard for you but you cannot spend your life surrounded by straight people." "Hi." "Can I get two skinny vanilla lattes, extra hot, no foam?" "Right away." "Thank you." "Hey, you here for the meeting?" "Yes, we are." "Thank God." "We need more lesbians with decent haircuts." "l'm Tobey." "Jen." "But I'm actually just here as a friend." "Jack, Tobey." "Tobey, Jack." "Have we met?" "l don't think so." "l've definitely seen you in something." "You're the gay football player." "Last year from the news." "We always wondered about you." "Hey, I'm sorry." "Was I wrong?" "You're not the gay football player?" "No, I am." "It's just I'm not comfortable with labels like that, that's all." "I see." "And which label bothers you more?" "Gay or football player?" "A documentary about me?" "And what do you get out of it?" "I get a chance to learn about filmmaking." "Picture-making." "Many great directors were dedicated to studying their cinematic forebears." "Truffaut and Hitchcock, Bogdanovich and John Ford." "Billy Wilder and Cameron Crowe." "I know you never heard of him." "I lied." "Talented fellow, shaggy-haired." "Doesn't hold a candle to the Hanson fellow, L.A. Confidential." "Best picture of the '90s." "So you have been to the movies since Star Wars." "My AARP card gives me a nice discount at the Rialto." "So what makes L.A. Confidential so great?" "You wanna know?" "l wouldn't be here if I didn't." "Come back tomorrow to lesson number one at the A.l. Brooks School of Cinema." "So you'll do it?" "Producer credit above the title." "You'll be director in name only." "Like Fleming in Gone With the Wind." "Got a problem with that?" "No problem at all." "Because he was gay." "If I hear the word "gay" one more time, I'll scream." "Jack, it's just a word." "lt's in every sentence the guy says." "Our new people." "Jack, wasn't it?" "Why the sudden interest in joining our little coffee klatch?" "Well, l" "Up." "On your feet." "I was coaching a pee-wee soccer team over in Capeside, and" "Say no more." "The parents fired you when they found out you were queer." "Though, they were very careful not to fire you because you were queer." "I wouldn't exactly put it that way." "It's what happened, isn't it?" "So, what'd you do?" "I did the only thing I could. I left." "You didn't protest or put up a fight." "Not exactly a giant step forward for gay rights." "Wasn't thinking about gay rights at the time. I was thinking about the kids." "Of course." "Though, as everybody here knows the only way to make society any better is to confront prejudice head-on." "Which brings me to our last order of business." "You can sit down now." "As those of you who read more than just the sports pages know two of our favorite lesbians, Anna and Sarah got kicked out of Stardust Lanes in Upper Weymouth last week for kissing." "The owners claim they're against all forms of public displays of affection gay or straight." "And we plan to put this policy to a test." "God forbid future generations of gay teenagers are denied the right to bowl." "Jack, we're keeping an open mind here, okay?" "I'm sorry." "You two, in the back?" "You have something you'd like to share with the group?" "Yeah." "No, we were just wondering what time?" "For bowling." "What, may I ask, is going on in here?" "Well, we're just doing some reorganizing." "What happened to reading him to sleep?" "He got a little antsy. I thought I'd let him tire himself out." "I should have known better, Pacey." "You always do this." "Do what?" "Get him all riled up." "Now he'll never get to sleep. I'll never get to study." "You can study right now." "I got this whole " baby putting to bed" thing under control." "Out." "What, of the kitchen?" "No, of the house." "As in goodbye, sayonara." "You're sleeping at home tonight." "Your home." "You can't kick me out." "You need me." "No, I don't." "Yes, you do." "Hat." "Hair, face." "Okay." "Coat." "What is this?" "l can put on my own clothes." "Look, Pace, look." "Your intentions are good." "But I can handle this better on my own." "Oh, yeah." "Who's gonna look after the baby?" "Goodbye." "l'm looking after the baby!" "Goodbye." "l am looking after the baby." "Bye, Pace. I'll see you tomorrow." "Okay, Alex." "Bedtime." "We can either do this the hard way or we can do this the easy way." "But please." "Pacey!" "What part of goodbye do you not under--?" "We saw your sign." "We could really use a room." "Sure." "What's two people?" "Four?" "Welcome." "What are you doing here?" "I thought you were "at Joey's."" "I was." "But she kicked me out." "Which, funnily enough, leads me to this question that I've been meaning to ask you, which is what were you thinking kissing Dawson at the Leery's holiday party?" "Oh, you saw that, huh?" "Oh, yeah, I saw that." "And so did somebody else I know, you know?" "And as much as I would love to erase that image from my mind, it's burned in there irrevocably." "So please, please, explain yourself to me." "Tell me why you had to kiss Dawson and not somebody else your own advanced age?" "Do we have to talk before I have my coffee?" "Yes!" "Okay." "Look." "It was an accident." "Pure mistletoe." "It meant nothing." "He knows that. I know that." "lt was just a kiss." "There's no such thing as just a kiss." "Especially not in Capeside." "Didn't you people ever play spin the bottle?" "No." "That quaint little '80s tradition of yours went the way of the dodo by the time I hit puberty." "And besides, why do you care who Dawson kisses?" "Personally, I don't care." "But someone that I know does." "Then why aren't you at Joey's, talking to her instead of harassing me..." "...and drinking all the orange juice?" "l'm not a complete moron, you know." "I tried that already." "And?" "And she says she hasn't had time to run her mind over it yet." "Big lie." "Yeah." "Huge lie." "So now I've really got two options." "I can take the high road, pretend I believe what she's telling me." "Or I can take the low road force the issue and just come off looking like a world-class jerk." "What do I do, Gretch?" "Be the best boyfriend you can be." "I think you should be understanding and sweet and kind." "And if none of that works?" "Force the issue." "Be a world-class jerk." "You can do it, Pacey." "I know you can. I have complete and total faith in you." "Are you ready for this test?" "Oh, sure." "Yeah." "Why wouldn't I be?" "Well, I've never seen Joey Potter with Cliff Notes before." "Dawson, they are just a supplemental study aide." "Right." "You would tell me, right, if something were wrong?" "Sure." "Okay, people." "Success in the copy room." "Now, as a change of pace this test includes short answers as well as essays." "l'm not going." "l think you are, Jack." "I'm not." "Look, this whole group thing, it's a bad idea." "What group?" "We're not joining the Manson family." "We're just going bowling." "It'll be so much fun." "That's impossible. ln the entire history of its existence, bowling has never been fun." "Funny, yes." "But not fun." "Okay." "So we don't have to bowl." "We don't even have to rent those shoes." "We can just go and hang out and make some new friends." "Yeah." "Like that guy, Tobey?" "No, thanks." "Oh, come on. I think he's sweet." "You would." "Meaning what?" "The guy loves you." "He practically drooled on sight." "Oh, please." "He does not love me." "He just worships my more diva-like qualities." "I happen to think he likes you." "Beneath all that militant, angry, young gay man posturing, which is sexy." "Yeah." "Very far beneath." "The guy's a fascist dictator." "And for the record, even if I wanted to meet new people, which I don't it's a totally unnatural way to do it." "All right, fine." "Point taken." "It's like, " Hi. I'm gay." "And that's all I am." How weird is that?" "You know what?" "It's totally weird. lt is." "A bunch of people sharing the same sexual orientation doesn't mean they have anything else in common." "You're right." "Why are you agreeing with me?" "Easy. I'm going without you." "is it true that there are only six stories?" "No." "Only three." "Guy loves girl, guy gets girl, guy loses girl." "What in the hell are you doing?" "Moving the camera." "You want to make your viewers seasick?" "No." "Hold the camera steady." "Over there." "Unobtrusive." "You think that thinking's a little outdated?" "Good enough for Howard Hawks, good enough for you." "You can't write off all the technological advancements that we've made." "Fight Club and The Matrix." "That kung fu sequence alone was" "Kung fu?" "Next you'll want me to know about gladiator pictures." "Your cue to tell me what you think is wrong with Gladiator." "Tad over the top." "Lacking in complex human emotions." "Which is what made L.A. Confidential so great." "And a sexy blond." "You know, hasn't been a picture that good since  The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance." "You have seen that one, haven't you?" "Yeah." "The great love triangle." "Like a lot of great movies." "Well, what's your point?" "I thought you might have one." "You know why so many great pictures are about love triangles?" "Simple." "For every piece of happiness there's also a piece of unhappiness." "If you haven't told both sides you haven't told the whole story." "All right?" "I think we're done for the day." "You can't just quit when you get to the good part." "Oh, yes, I can. I'm the star." "No star, no picture." "You've been going on all afternoon about the importance of asking fundamental questions about truth, honor and friendship." "I ask them, and you've got nothing to say?" "Who was this girl who made you give up filmmaking?" "That's what you want to hear, the salacious details?" "No." "Complex human emotion." "All right." "Come back after supper." "I'll try to dredge up some painful memories for you." "So I messed up the short answers." "But who knew that Thoreau actually was Emerson's handyman, anyway?" "I think the worst it possibly could have been was a B-minus." "Who am I kidding?" "It's a C." "I know it." "I'm dead." "Alexander." "Please do yourself a favor." "Stay off the road to overachievement." "I'm telling you, it will lead to nothing but heartache." "Hey. I went shopping." "Me too." "Oh, well, you can never have too many groceries." "Especially if unexpected guests drop by like last night." "I know." "Then I'll take care of it like I did last night." "Come here, baby." "All the way up." "Top floor." "is this some sort of intervention or something?" "What?" "You got the hiccups?" "Thought I'd cook us some supper." "Build some Lego castles." "That way you can study." "I don't need to study tonight, Pacey." "I needed to study last night when I kicked you out." "Remember that?" "It's all coming back to you now?" "Judging by your mood, I'd say the test went really well." "It really doesn't matter." "Okay?" "It doesn't matter how I did on that stupid test." "Because I can't really undo it." "You know, I can't retake it. lt's over." "So you're really this upset by some stupid test?" "I'm sorry if I can't let things roll off my shoulders, Pacey." "I don't have the energy to buck up and be in a good mood. I'm tired." "I'm so tired of worrying about Alexander." "I'm so tired of waiting on people. I'm so tired of doing everything by myself." "Come here, baby." "Look, Jo." "You don't have to do it by yourself, okay?" "That's why I'm here. I want to be able to help you." "I just can't help you if you won't tell me the truth." "This is the truth." "No, it's not." "The truth is, what's really bothering you is what happened between Dawson and Gretchen." "I am not upset about Dawson and Gretchen." "No." "Okay, maybe you're not." "But you are certainly upset about Dawson and you." "That is not true." "lt's not true?" "No." "Tell me the truth. lt's certainly not about you and me, you know?" "I haven't screwed up for a day or two." "You know what, you haven't." "You never do." "You are the perfect boyfriend." "You win the boyfriend contest." "You beat Dawson." "is that what you want to hear, Pacey?" "ls he asleep?" "Yep." "l did the dishes." "Thanks." "I didn't come over here tonight to fight about Dawson." "Yes, you did." "Yeah." "You're right." "I did come over here to fight about Dawson." "I don't want this to be one of those things we never talk about then I look up one day and you're gone." "What things, Pacey?" "Well, things like the future." "We talk about the future." "No, Joey, we talk around the future." "That is not true." "I don't know why it should bother me, this Dawson and Gretchen thing." "But it does bother you." "Look, it's okay that it bothers you." "I just want you to be able to tell me that." "You know, don't shut me out from these things." "Pacey, I do think about the future." "I do." "So, what do you see when you see the future?" "Us." "Me and you, Pace." "We grew up together." "And see, Dawson and I, we didn't grow up." "We are in Dawson's bedroom, eternally having the same argument over and over again in this endless cycle that goes on and on." "And I can't stop it." "Because whenever I'm around him, I become 1 5 again." "Well if that's the problem and believe me, this isn't easy for me to say but you have to talk to Dawson." "And then would you please call me?" "I've no idea how you and Mr. Quarterback got to be friends." "Simple." "We're both terminally unlucky in love." "Oh, and he's not-- He's not the quarterback." "They throw him the ball, and he catches it." "A love of sports." "No wonder we get along so famously." "There he is." "Captain America." "l thought you said he wasn't coming." "He wasn't." "I kind of blackmailed him into it." "Jack, hello." "Over here." "Hey." "Hey, you changed your mind." "Fake surprise. lt looks good on you." "Tobey, you remember Jack." "How could I forget?" "Nice jacket." "Oh, yeah." "Thanks." "He's kidding, right?" "About what?" "The jacket." "I mean, it's like ironic, right?" "Or something he got out of a thrift store." "No." "No, no." "That's really his jacket." "What, is there a problem?" "No." "No, but I think it's time to bowl." "Tobey, pink." "He is sweet, huh?" "I'm gonna get some shoes." "I started hitchhiking to the West Coast." "South of Chicago I hooked up with Route 66." "You've heard of that, haven't you?" "Sure." "From the TV show, no doubt." "Bet you haven't read Grapes of Wrath either." "l saw the movie." "How come I'm not surprised by that?" "John Huston." "Now, there was a director." "John Ford directed The Grapes Of Wrath." "He directed the early Henry Fonda movies." "Young Mister Lincoln, Drums Along the Mohawk." "You're right." "Huston's first picture was  Treasure of the Sierra Madre." "Maltese Falcon." "Yeah, that was Huston's first picture not Sierra Madre." "Mr. Brooks, if you're not feeling well, we can do this some other time." "Can I get you some water or something?" "That'd be a good idea." "Water, ice, bourbon." "Hold the water." "Hold the ice." "I'm not sure that's such a good idea." "I don't give a tinker's damn about your opinion." "lf it's too much trouble, I'll get it" "Never mind." "Sit right there. I'll get it." "Jack, are you embarrassed to be here?" "On gay bowling night?" "Yeah, I'm embarrassed." "Not the gay thing, though." "The bowling." "All right, I'm with you. I admit, the bowling thing is kind of wack." "But its heart is in the right place." "People need to be willing to stand up for what they believe in." "You're beginning to sound like your new friend, Tobey." "How is Captain America doing?" "Oh, my God." "He's even good at bowling." "Well, I'm thirsty." "You?" "Yeah." "You?" "No, thanks." "You know, I'm gonna bite." "Captain America?" "Superhero." "Marvel comic." "Don't worry, it's a compliment." "He's not gay or anything." "I see." "That's what all your comments are about. I'm not gay enough for you?" "I don't fit into some preexisting stereotype in your head?" "I see. ls all this getting a little too gay for you?" "Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is getting a little too gay for me." "I gotta-- l gotta admit, I just don't understand the point to it." "To your group." "To the way you act." "Your whole holier-than-thou attitude." "You wouldn't." "Not from where you're sitting at the fun and popular table with the football players and cheerleaders." "In the real world the rest of us live in, people who fit in like you beat up people who don't, like me." "You don't get that, do you?" "You've probably never had a rough day in your entire life." "Hey, you don't know me well enough to assume anything about me." "Or how rough it's been for me or what my life is like." "Or what it's cost to get where l am." "Which is where exactly?" "Anywhere but here." "Hey." "Hey, Dawson." "Your mom said you'd be home soon, so I waited." "l hope you don't mind." "Not at all." "I brought you these Counting Crows CDs." "Joey, these are yours." "I know. I just figure that we could pass them back and forth when we had something we need to discuss." "Okay." "What'd you need to discuss?" "See, this afternoon in Kasdan's class I lied. I wasn't okay." "I totally blew that test." "You know, Bessie and Bodie, they were gone." "Suddenly these people just showed up at the B  B." "I had to get these rooms ready and take care of Alexander." "I tried to stay up all night but fell asleep somewhere in the middle of chapter seven, "The Bean Field."" "Don't laugh." "This is tragic." "You're gonna die if you get a B on a test?" "Basically." "Well how'd you get into that situation?" "Wasn't Pacey with you?" "Yeah." "And he wasn't helping?" "I kind of wouldn't let him." "You should have let Pacey help you." "Especially with Alexander." "He's great with kids because he still is one." "I meant that in a good way." "Here." "Open your Christmas present." "You shouldn't have done this. I don't have yours. lt's not Christmas yet." "I know." "Open it." "It's beautiful." "Yeah. I'm getting better, aren't I?" "That's not what I meant. l- l meant- l know what you meant." "The party was fun." "Yeah." "It had its moments." "Like you and Gretchen." "That was not a moment." "That was merely a holiday tradition." "So, what's the deal?" "You guys friends or...?" "Yeah, we're friends." "What else would we be?" "Dawson, you guys were kissing." "Please." "Sophisticated cool, 21 -year-old college girls don't fall for dorky high school seniors." "So you're not interested in her?" "Even if I were, she's not interested in me." "So why ruin a perfectly good friendship?" "Things don't always have to work that way." "Look at us." "After all that's happened." "And we're friends." "If we weren't, you wouldn't have...." "You wouldn't have given me this." "And I wouldn't be sitting here telling you to do whatever your heart tells you to do." "The truth is Gretchen would be really lucky to have someone like you." "Thank you." "Pacey Witter." "I thought we weren't destined to meet today until fourth period." "Or you can hang around in junior English, have another go at Bartleby the Scrivener." "No, thanks. I should prefer not to." "Bartleby-based humor." "Very impressive, Mr. Witter." "So, what can I help you with?" "Well...." "You guys in AP English, you had a test yesterday, right?" "A big test." "Yeah." "Let's suppose for a moment that you had this person in your class, normally a phenomenal student" "He or she?" "Think we could keep it at a "they"  for right now?" "Just for argument's sake, remain gender-neutral." "And contribute to the further corruption of the English language as it's spoken on the North American continent?" "Please, by all means." "Okay." "Let's suppose that this..." "...person needed to retake that test." "Because of illness?" "No." "Family emergency?" "No, not exactly." "Well, then case closed." "Mr. Kasdan, if you'd just hear me out for one second." "This student is under an incredible amount of pressure." "She sets ridiculous goals for herself, not willing to take help from anybody." "She's under the impression if she gets a B, the universe is gonna fall apart." "She?" "Yeah." "She." "I think I understand where you're coming from, Mr. Witter." "Oh, you do." "l still have to say no." "If I bend the rule for one person, I have to bend the rules for everybody." "Yeah, well, I had to give it a try." "Which you did." "Admirably." "Nice town you've got here." "I figured I'd come by and hang some flyers." "You know the gays, we're always recruiting." "By the way, you're officially kicked out of the alliance." "I'm crushed." "I can tell." "There's something about me that obviously intimidates you." "It's not my fault." "And I'm not gonna let you push me around any more than I should have let those damn soccer parents." "Finally something we agree on." "Look, you're right. I don't know you." "And I can't possibly understand your life." "And if I jumped to conclusions based on appearances, it's just because well, that's the way I've been treated my entire life." "Hey, when I was 9, I used to walk home through this baseball field." "These older kids would hide in the dugouts and wait for me to walk by." "They'd call me fag, sissy, queer." "The full spectrum." "Until my older sister would come along and scare them away." "That's when you know you're gay, your sister fights your battles for you." "But you don't know what that's like, do you?" "No. I don't." "But that doesn't make me any more straight." "A more prudent approach would be to have read the book before the test." "I blew it, didn't I?" "C-minus." "Certainly not your finest hour." "But then I'm guessing you already knew that considering the little visit I had this morning from your...." "l hesitate to use the term, " better half."" "Pacey?" "He asked me to give you a second chance." "I said, " No," of course." "However lan Prange was at the orthodontist again." "So I'm giving a makeup tomorrow." "And if you'd be interested in retaking the test, you could do that." "l" " Please." "I would really, really appreciate it" "Don't thank me yet." "I plan to penalize you half a letter grade." "And by the way you're doing some serious damage with this highlighter." "" Near the end of March, 1 845, I borrowed an axe and went down to the woods by Walden Pond, nearest to where l--"" "What's the most important word in that sentence?" "Woods?" "Borrowed." "The important thing to remember about the transcendentalists is that while self-reliance is a most admiral trait Thoreau wasn't really all that alone out there by Walden Pond." "He had neighbors, friends." "People he could rely on." "And we should all be so lucky." "Mr. Brooks?" "I'm sorry. I can come back later." "I just-- l know." "He told me." "You've been really tiring him out with that video of yours." "Not intentionally- l think that you are the reason that he's not taking his medication." "He says it's because it makes him forget things." "And I said, "Well forgetting can be a good thing."" "And then he said, " But not when you're making a documentary."" "Louise here has a big mouth." "Loves to chat with nosy teenagers." "You'd think I was paying her to talk." "Nurses can be replaced, you know." "I know." "I will see you tomorrow." "All right, secret's out." "Not to worry, not dead yet. I'm holding short, waiting for a clearance." "So, what can I help you with?" "l left my video camera here yesterday." "Sorry." "Sorry about that." "There it is." "See?" "I didn't steal it or anything." "Probably beyond me major motion picture director that I am to figure out how the damn thing works anyway." "Hey, hey." "What--?" "Wait a minute." "What are you doing?" "You can't abandon The A.I. Brooks Story epic motion picture in progress." "Well, the nurse said that-- -l'm not gonna be around forever." "Might be nice to leave something behind for people to remember me by." "Since the AE Biography folks aren't gonna get to me anytime soon." "Would you still be willing to direct this little picture of ours?" "Sure." "Alrighty, then." "So where do you want to start?" "When I was hitchhiking to the West Coast, I tried to stay on Route 66." "I had to take such rides as I could get." "Somehow I ended up in Las Vegas stranded at a little diner." "That's where l met her." "The girl from your movie." "Ellie Andrews, waitress." "Born and raised in Vegas and hated it." "She couldn't understand why people go out in the desert to take chances they'd be too afraid to take at home." "Said she'd rather gamble on life than on the roll of the dice." "One day a ride came by toward L.A and before I could say goodbye to her, she jumped over the counter and came with me." "Just like that?" "All the way to Sunset and Vine." "God, I miss her." "She was a good woman." "You'd have liked her." "Miss her." "You rang?" "Thought I'd call my boyfriend because I need a little help with something." "Where's Alexander?" "Watching a video in Bessie's room." "Okay, now I'm starting to get suspicious." "What's going on?" "I wanted to say thank you." "For what?" "The test." "You got Mr. Kasdan to let me retake the test." "I did?" "I mean, I know I did." "But I didn't know it worked." "This is great." "So how'd you do?" "Well, I retake it tomorrow after school, so tonight.... ls there a problem?" "You tell me." "I did what you asked." "All ghosts locked firmly away." "Except for the ghost of Christmas future." "And there's really no reason." "Well, there is something else we probably should be doing." ""Trust thyself."" "Emerson." "What transcendentalist magazine was edited by both Emerson and Thoreau?" "The Dial." "Transcendentalism took its name..." "...from Kant's Critique of...." "Pure Reason." "Wrong." "Practical Reason." "Where was Brook Farm?" "West Roxbury, Massachusetts." "Dawson." "Just in time." "You didn't miss anything yet." "They got a good one this year, don't you think?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Actually, I didn't come for the ceremony. I came to talk to you." "Don't tell your mom that I'm out here." "She thinks I'm doing inventory in the stockroom." "Okay." "Do you like to gamble?" "Are we talking bingo or more serious stuff?" "Anything." "Because I don't. I never understood why anybody did it." "Until today." "If it has to do with what happened the other day..." "..." "I know what you're gonna say-- -l like you." "There. I said it. I like you." "And that kiss meant more to me than just " happy holidays."" "Everything I said the other day was a lie." "Not a lie because I think I meant it at the time." "But I was just trying to fool myself because I didn't want to screw up our friendship." "And I was gonna let that fear stop me." "But I don't want to." "And I'm not going to." "I don't want to learn that lesson at 1 7, or anytime, for that matter." "You can tell me you're too old." "You can tell me I'm too young." "You can tell me I'm not over Joey." "But nothing that you say is gonna change the fact that I said it." "And I'm really glad that I said it because you're worth risking everything for." "What am I gonna do with you?" "Just tell me the truth." "The truth." "Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss." "And sometimes a kiss means...." "Happy holidays." "Happy holidays." "Subtitles by sdl Media Group"