""The Declaration of Women"" "Women can succeed in many ways." "Just remember two key points." "Strike first against ferocious men." "Strike harder against pretentious men." "Sisterhood is sacred." "Men are... well!" "Sinapak." "Sinapak - it means "try it" in Uyghur." "Sinapak." "Sinapak." "In life, there will always be someone telling you what you can and cannot do." "Do you know why?" "(Uyghur) It's fun!" "I'm sorry!" "I have "selective sclerosis"." "I can't be touched by men." "But how can you work?" "I..." "I wear gloves." "That's normal; no one is perfect." "In life, there will always be someone telling you what you can and cannot do." "Do you know why?" "Um... why?" "No reason." "Do you know how many people die in traffic accidents each year?" "100,000 - but that's normal too!" "You alone decide what you should do." "If you don't try, you will never know what you're missing." "(Uyghur) Try it!" "(Uyghur) She's clumsy!" "(Uyghur) Try it!" "Sinapak!" "(Uyghur) I'm Zuizui." "I met Fanfan through an internet chat room." "I'm a rock musician and a dance teacher." "(Uyghur) Yes!" "Fanfan, living in Beijing is expensive." "What the school pays doesn't even cover the rent." "I'm lucky to have a devoted student like you." "Though you still can't dance, but it never stops you." "You're so nice." "I'm leaving Beijing." "I'm glad we became friends." "I'll never forget you." "Remember the meaning behind this movement." "With your selective sclerosis, you could be a dance prodigy." "You've given me so much happiness." "Too bad I'll no longer be your teacher." "Don't say that - it's been my pleasure!" "Living in Beijing is expensive." "What the school pays doesn't even cover the rent." "I'm leaving Beijing." "You're so nice." "I'll never forget you." "Hello." "Hi, Zuizui..." "Oh, it's you." "You disappeared; where did you go?" "Listen, you don't have to..." "Heard you broke your glasses again." "Be more careful from now on" "Okay." "Nothing..." "I mean..." "Today's my birthday." "Perhaps we can... have dinner together?" "It's your birthday?" "Remember the Xinjiang Cafe where we first met?" "Of course-you had your first cigarette there." "Yes..." "You got sick and threw up." "So tonight... at eight?" "I'll be there." "See you at eight then." "Good." "Just... don't get me anything." "Alright, I won't." "Do you know how many people die in traffic accidents each year?" "Mr. Jacob Cheung?" "Miss Ou." "Mr. Jacob Cheung?" "You know who I am." "Why are you still asking for my name?" "You came to my daughter's birthday party!" " Mr. Jacob Cheung?" " Here." "Did you go to the bathroom?" "Yes!" "I washed my hands with soap three times!" "See for yourself." "Follow me to the Ultra-sound room." "Miss Ou, why are you always looking at me like that?" "Are you gentler... when you're with your boyfriend?" "Mr. Cheung, do you want me to be gentle or accurate?" "Gentle." "I feel you're filled with question marks." "You have high cholesterol... a damaged colon... cirrhosis of the liver and early diverticulosis located here on your stomach." "The excessive supplements you've been taking has effected your hair follicles." "The rate of hair loss is up to 0.125% per month." "It's accelerating at a rate of 2.4 times per week." "You'll be bald within the year." "Stop!" "I've got it!" "I feel that you don't have a boyfriend and your heart is empty." "It's time for your prostate exam" "I'll examine your pelvic region." "It'll hurt, bear with me." "Then I have to conduct an anal probe." "With this?" "Yes!" "Let's see what else can you feel then?" "Turn over!" "Ou Fanfan "The X-ray Eyes", aged 27" "Send tomorrow's meeting agenda to all 55 regional heads." "Except for Singapore and London." "The 2,000 acres of orchard land is only the beginning." "We'll need a better partner for the 2012 Cultural Development Plan." "What's she doing?" "Just get down slowly!" "I can't!" "It's too high!" "Don't jump!" "Jump?" "Okay." "Don't jump!" "You'll be chopped to death!" "Ms. Tang is back!" "Cancel the ribbon cutting ceremony this afternoon." "Tell Admin. to translate the 3-hr teleconference with India by the end of today." "Set the strategic planning meeting for tomorrow." "Beijing is warmer than Tokyo today, don't you think?" "When does Orchard take possession of the land?" "Get Mr. Li for me, but according to my schedule." "If he wants to do lunch," "Get me two apples." "I'm on diet." "I want to revise the papers for the Xicheng Conference" "Consolidating the best talents and cultural groups in Asia..." "It should open a school, conduct workshops and build a free performance venue." "Jot all of these down." "Have everything done by tomorrow..." "Who's throwing a party?" "She's getting married?" "Judy is getting married?" "Qingqing, you get an invitation too?" "Really?" "When?" "No..." "I mean..." "I've known Judy since kindergarten." "Of course I know about her wedding!" "You'd tell me too, right?" "Reception searched through the mail." "No invitation were addressed to you." "What about the others?" "I asked everyone on the list." "They're all invited?" "Yes." "Maybe... she ran out of invitations?" "It's unlikely." "One family received up to 5 invitations." "Really?" "I'll get back to work." "Judy, aren't we best friends?" "What about you, do you consider me a friend?" "Why would I want to be at your wedding, otherwise?" "Alright." "For the sake of my happiness, don't come to my wedding." "What have I done?" "Why do you all exclude me?" "Think about it, Xiao-Zhao and Yiping..." " Er-Hu and Xiao Mei..." " Don't say anymore." "I've never done anything to hurt them." "I don't want to be the other woman." "Judy, you have to believe me." "Hi, what's going on?" "I was with a client and I saw you two..." "Actually..." "I saw you first." "I've never met a woman who smoked cigars before and with such style." "Meet my fiance, Zhang Ming." "Tang Lu, an old classmate." "A pleasure to meet you, Ms. Tang." "Pleased to meet you." "I have my own humidor here." "Hope you would come here more often." "Try one of my cigars, ok?" "You're on fire!" "Fire!" "No!" "That's oil!" "What..." "Damn!" "Is Zhang Ming alright?" "Judy, pull yourself together." "What did the doctor say?" "Painful!" "Everyone is in so much pain!" "It's not working!" "I'm not touched at all!" "Why would he postpone the wedding?" "It's all your fault!" "It's your mess." "Stop explaining!" "Your job was to bring me what I want!" "Are you new?" "What?" "He broke the engagement?" "What are you waiting for?" "Take her!" "Not me!" "Over there..." "Pull!" "Pull!" "Call an ambulance!" "Mr. Zhang, follow me" " Good day!" " Good day, Ms. Tang!" "These are the gifts I got from men this month alone." "Too many repeated items." "Mr. Zhang." "Here are today's text messages from Ms. Tang's admirers." "If you don't believe me, call the numbers up there to verify." "Also, Ms. Tang lists all of her male contacts in this book." "Your name will appear on the last line." "I'm a feminist." "I don't want women to see me as a rival." "I would never hurt another woman over a man." "Go back to your fiancee Judy." "You will find true love there." "Understand?" "I feel closer to you than ever before." "I'll stay single for the rest of my life just to keep my platonic love to you." "Are you mad at me?" " Mo Qiyan!" " Yes?" "Keep him away from me!" "Mr. Zhang, you've only been slapped." " Get a hold of yourself." " I can't!" "Tang Lu..." "Thanks for your help!" "Calling Chief!" "Calling Chief!" "This is Command Centre." "Go ahead!" "Madam, under your command to uphold feminity..." "We won as planned." "The male casualty count is over 236." "22 of them remain on leave." "What about our female troops?" "Our female unit is fallen from intercepting the enemy." "Salute!" "Tang Lu "The Invincible", aged 31" "Next stop is Wudaokou." "Please get ready to alight." "I told you I have a boxing match tonight." "Drink up!" "Coach said I'm ready to get into the ring." "Let's celebrate!" "Left hook, right jab, punch!" "(Korean) You idiots!" "Who'd bow while eating?" "The noodles are great!" "I'll help you." "Excuse me." "See that girl talking to herself over there?" "Yes?" "What's she doing?" "Talking to her boyfriend." "Boyfriend?" "Yes." "She always orders two bowls of noodles." "One for her, and one for her 'boyfriend'" "My boss says if all our customers were like her we would double our business, right?" "Do you want to order for your 'girlfriend' too?" "No, thanks!" "Tie Ling!" "Get in the ring!" "Tie Ling "The Post-hardcore", aged 19" "I've just finished shower." "Don't peek!" "Hey, you!" "Don't I know you?" "You're Tie Ling, the novelist, aren't you?" "I'm a fan of your internet novels." "I was..." "I was wondering if..." "we could be friends?" "No." "Thanks." "So... is it yes or no?" "Stop following me, or my boyfriend will beat you up." "Tie Ling's back!" "Where have you been?" "Can you turn down your music down?" "But you always play this loud too!" "Our music is different." "It's all music!" "Be careful or you'll lose your hearing." "You too." "I'm the fan you met earlier today." "You approached and talked to me." "I have a question to ask." "Who's your boyfriend that might beat me up?" "Who do you think you are?" "I was just... curious." "Alright." "His name is X." "Which X?" "The Asian king of pop?" "The forever-young X?" "It's really him?" "He doesn't believe it's you!" "You're being silly." "How many people could delude themselves like you?" "How many would believe you're my boyfriend?" "But you're with me everyday," "I can see you whenever I want." "Things are perfect only in fantasies." "If I want something, I just have to imagine it." "Good night, my dear." ""White Swan Online Matchmaking Service"" "Where to, ma'am?" "The 8th floor, Accuracy Clinic." "I forgot something." "Truffles are in season in the south of France from November to February each year." "The aromatic fungus grows 7 centimeters underground." "The locals have a unique method of finding them" "They use pigs." "Pigs are sensitive to the smell of truffles." "Because the smell resembles the scent given off by sows in heat." "That's why male pigs go wild when they smell truffles." ""Beijing Accuracy Clinic"" "...we can test them on humans." "If we get positive results we'll have isolated 'the essence of love'" "In other words, we can use pheromones to control love." "Subject:" "Zhao Yiping Age: 30" "Sunday morning beautiful and bold" "I wish to see unfold" "A thousand red roses on my window's threshold" "Ms. Ou?" "You are?" "I'm Kang." "You gave me a physical at the clinic, remember?" "Do you still work at the clinic?" "It's my day off today." "Hey, Miss..." "I'm Professor Li." "Would you join me for dinner?" "You call that a singer?" "These don't even look human!" "What're you looking at?" "Many want to know what love is for" "Are you afraid of what truth has in store?" "Under the moon, let's play guitar and explore" "Give me your number if we have a rapport" "Time's running out, hurry I implore" "The world is..." "She's coming down!" "I'm bleeding!" "What're you listening to?" "Don't I have substance?" "You're just a copycat." "You do a perfect imitation too" "I'm the real thing!" "You're the fake!" "Still working on the demo." "Today's Bun-day!" "Dinner time." "Check out these new bootleg CDs." "We have a gig on Wednesday at Undersound City." "Someone offered us a gig!" "Why are you telling me?" "We need a female vocalist." "Can you do it?" "I've just signed up with Xiao-bai as her lead guitarist." "You don't want to get Xiao-bai mad." "She'll beat you to a pulp." "Rent day is coming up." "Compared to the landlord a beating from Xiao-bai doesn't sound so bad?" "Wednesday." "Alright then... as long as Xiao-bai doesn't find out!" "She won't." "I also don't do hip-hop, reggae, rap, dark metal or hardcore " "Nothing mainstream!" "I can't help if it becomes a hit." "And... come here." "I need the lyrics ahead of time." "No problem." "I promise!" "Let's rehearse tomorrow." "Wait!" ""Success"" "Could you repeat that?" "Is there any free exam today?" "I have a coupon for a full physical exam." "Is it valid?" "It's fine." "I'll get you a doctor." "Mr. Sima Xiao-gang?" "That's me." "I'm Ou Fanfan." "Can we do this quickly?" "Hurry." "I have a rehearsal this afternoon!" "It cost me everything to fix Xiao-gang's bike." "We'll rehearse this afternoon." "The band doesn't do cover versions." "If he's late, I'll kill him." "Sit tight!" "You look good today!" "What time is it now?" "The show starts at seven!" "How can we rehearse without lyrics?" "It's just a few lines, even fewer than your whining." "Why bother with vocals then." "Relax." "Xiao-gang has them." "He'll be here soon." "Selective sclerosis." "Like a ballerina inside a music box." "Are you ready for more?" "Yes." "Are you still stiff?" "Just this time." "Why is my phone's ringtone off?" "Where are you?" "Louder!" "What?" "I'm... in love." "What is it?" "He said he's in love." "In love?" "With who?" "You've gone too far!" "You better be here before the gig or I'll announce your band is broken up!" "Do you know how many people die in traffic accidents each year?" "100,000 - but that's normal too." "You alone decide what you should do." "If you don't give it a try how else will you know what you're missing?" " I forgot something." " What is it?" "I forget what I forgot." "He's dead meat!" "Tie Ling, Tie Ling... don't go..." "If you leave too, we're dead!" "How can I sing without lyrics?" "He's on the East 3rd Ring;" "we're in Wudaokou!" "Traffic is bad now." "It'll take him 2 hours to get here!" "Tie Ling, I beg you, don't leave..." "Are you alright?" "I've called a cab;" "I'm coming with you." "What am I supposed to do without lyrics?" "Everyone is waiting!" "What do you know about love... what?" "I'm coming." "Yes, I'm already on my way." "The driver took the wrong route." "The lyrics are done." "Who cares?" "I don't have them!" "Smart-ass." "Here's the lyrics." "Got it?" "Okay!" "I hate punk... why punk?" "Hello, microphone, I have something to say" "Hello..." "Leave me alone" "Hello" "The world is ugly" "Hello, it's me" "My soul has been set free" "Hello, microphone" "This singer is quite unique." "Get Tie Ling here;" "she can learn from her." "Let it be" "Can't let it be" "Hello..." "Where are you?" "This is Xiao-hei." "Where are you?" "Tie Ling!" "Tie Ling!" "What?" "Are you afraid to face the music?" "I..." "I want to give up." "You can't." "You have to go on." "We'll go on stage together and show them." "Okay?" "I hate punk, why punk?" "Hello, microphone, I have something to say" "Hello, microphone, leave me alone" "Hello, let my dream be, the world is beautiful and ugly" "Hello, it's me - all that you see" "Let it be" "Memory is a ball game" "Loneliness is a guitarist" "Sound just the same" "This is me" "Catch my soul in my rhyme" "Collecting like iPod time..." "Where's Xiao-gang?" "The club owner docked our pay." "But we did it, thanks to you." "Hi." "Why did you throw a rock at me?" " I wasn't aiming at you." " Not aimed at me?" "I was aiming for your boyfriend." "Why did you do that?" "To see if he can feel... pain." "Well, let's see if you can." "She said her boyfriend did it." "Yeah, right!" "She's the one who did this." "Is it true this time?" "Yes, it is!" "This is Prof. Wu Nong-gu." "He successfully converted water into fuel." "Let's strike while the iron is hot." "Hold on." "Has it been tested?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Wu uses ultra-sound frequencies to manipulate water molecules thereby releasing heat energy." "How much chance do we get?" "Here!" "I have more!" "We've done our research;" "it's up to us to decide the next step." "Prof. Wu is eccentric and temperamental." "There's no rhyme or reason how he chooses his business partners." "He does what he wants." "He can't be... bought." "It's time to resort to Megasquare's secret weapon" "The ultimate Miss Tang Lu." "It's time to resort to Megasquare's secret weapon" "The ultimate Miss Tang Lu." "For my happiness, don't come to my wedding." "Thanks for your help." "Mr. Li." "What is my greatest strength?" "My beauty or my talent?" "But your beauty is your talent!" "No." "I'll prove to you..." "I don't need to rely on my appearance." "What else can you offer..." "Oops..." "That's not what I mean." "It's never quite real" "Emotional scars are hard to heal" "Never saw the appeal" "Of those who squeal" "Making everything into a big deal" "Before you I kneel..." "Willing to reveal..." "As much as I conceal" "Ready to give, ready to steal" "It's all too surreal" "And far from ideal..." "There are so many reasons it's an ordeal" "Chief, where do you want me to put your coffee?" "Cousin, is she the one you've been seeing?" "No, no... not exactly." "Her name is Tie Ling." "A rock singer and novelist." "She also boxes." "You really like her." "Don't we host a charity auction each year with X?" "She's connected to X. Do you want to know her story?" "Yes." "Her parents were divorced after she was born." "Her mom had to make a living." "She often left baby Tie Ling alone at home." "But she never felt alone;" "she had pictures of X." "She knew his face better than her mother's." "She grew up believing that she and X were best friends." "I know how you feel." "You feel lost, don't you?" "Come over here, listen..." "You feel like no one in the world cares about you no one loves you or understands you, right?" "You're wrong." "I know it's your birthday today and I have a present for you." "Look." "I want to wish you a happy birthday." "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..." "Happy birthday to you." "Remember, no matter where you are, you'll never be alone." "Because I'll always be with you." "I'll always be with you too." "Soon after, X became... her dream lover." "Is that what she told you?" "Yes... she told me via the internet." "Thank you." "You gave me an idea." "Prof. Wu comes from Pingjiang." "There are many orphans in Pingjiang." "Let's get X to dedicate this year's charity to Pingjiang." "We'll invite Prof. Wu to participate." "But we won't tell him about our interest in his invention." "We'll help the Pingjiang orphans and gain his trust." "Chief..." "According to our records, X only showed up at two auctions." "He didn't come last year." "So..." "Thanks for your reminder." "But I've found a way to make sure X comes this year." "It's not our ultimate goal." "Our goal is to win over the professor." "That's why we must go one step further" "On behalf of Megasquare, Tang Lu will make a bid of 5 million dollars for the Ming painting that X donated." "The money goes to the Pingjiang Orphanage." "And the professor will see us in a different light." "But I won't be playing Tang Lu this time." "She will." "She'll pretend to be me and take care of the professor." "This way," "We'll know what Megasquare's secret weapon is " "My beauty or my talent?" "Are you alright?" "Don't you have to go?" "Oh..." "I forgot about the band." "Is this the power of love?" "What the..." "I'm a lovesick fool!" "Do you find me annoying?" "Keep the volume down." "Test the mike." "Is the meeting for eight?" "Yes, chief!" "I'll do it..." "I'm just nervous..." "I'm not mentally prepared." "Just try your best." "I'll give you a commendation." "Thanks!" "I'm ready to sacrifice;" "I won't give up!" "Who said anything about sacrifice?" "Right, I won't sacrifice myself." "But you must not give up." "Yes, chief!" "We're not in a meeting." "Sit down." "What did you promise me?" "Fanfan, this is Tie Ling, lead vocalist of 'T he Storm'" "Hi." "I'm looking for Ms. Tang." "Please follow me, sir." "What're you doing?" "I'm here to eat!" "Give me the menu!" "Her purse..." "I've got it." "The menu..." "I'm ordering the priciest dishes!" "Ms. Tang?" "I'm Wu Nong-gu." "I feel like we're old friends." "It's an honor to finally meet you in person." "You're so beautiful." "This is my card." "This is my card too..." "I'm a doctor..." "I'm a CEO..." "What's going on?" "CEO, professor..." "Thanks!" "Don't let them sit!" "Don't sit!" "Did you invite them over?" "No!" "Take him somewhere else, the Tango." "Let's go somewhere else." "The Tango?" "Yes!" "Invite no one but the professor!" "Sorry, I'm only inviting Prof. Wu." "Let's make a date for another time?" "Tian Yuan!" "Chief!" "That's me - they call me chief." "How may I help you?" "Tian Yuan, if you defy me again, I'll fire you." "Check please!" "Check please!" "Allow me..." "Allow me!" "What're you reading?" "So I was an experiment subject." "Okay... okay..." "Here's my card." "May I have your number?" "What for?" "I thought if we got to know each other something might develop!" "I will find you." "You used me for an experiment, didn't you?" "Am I just an experiment?" "Stay where you are!" "Talk to me from over there!" "What do you want from me?" "I read your notebook." "There were other... men." "You were going to experiment on all of us?" "No!" "You were the last." "What is this... pheromone thing?" "Show it to me!" "Show me!" "What are you afraid of?" "So this is what triggered my feelings for you." "I don't want to see you ever again." "Life is uncertain." "Where it leads is unclear" "Some choices take me far, some near" "Some endings give you a taste your own tears" "Look around before it all disappears" "Help me rein in my hopes and my fears" "Will this route take me to the wild frontier?" "How many years to reach my destination from here?" "Don't tell me how brief or I won't persevere" "Make the story last a second" "A minute longer or even a year" "Chief, It was my fault." "I jeopardized the mission." "But we can still fix it." "You're both smart and beautiful." "You don't know how it feels to be deprived." "Please, give me a chance to redeem myself." "What did you just say?" "Ultrasound room, Fanfan speaking." "You grant me a smile" "I grant you a hug" "You are my pride" "I am your pillow" "You keep on searching" "Your experiment was successful." "I want to join you in your research." "I've decided to end the experiment." "On that evening, I saw you with many..." "Pheromone stickers." "Yes, pheromone." "If you agree to use them on a certain person I'll do anything you want." "What if I don't agree?" "I'll send this to your superior." "You're conceited and greedy;" "testosterone level is abnormal." "It's at a high level between 0.8 to 1.0 pg/ml." "You should have a beard by now." "You grant me a smile" "I grant you a hug" "You are my pride" "I am your pillow" "You keep on searching" "I keep on running" "You said you always be here" "Chief." "Earpiece?" "Check." "Pheromone sticker?" "Check." "I'll send this to your superior." "Try this on." "Tian Yuan, this is your last chance." "If you defy me again," "I'll sue you for all the damages." "You signed a contract;" "I own you." "Yes, chief." "Has Professor Wu arrived yet?" "He's already here, resting in the VIP room." "Has X left the airport yet?" "He left half an hour ago." "But traffic is quite heavy today, so..." "I'll update you every 10 minutes." "Relax, don't worry." "I'll call the organizer again." "Hello." "May I speak with Ms. Tang?" "Hello?" "Can you hear me?" "Listen..." "Let her know that X may be a little late." "Please make the necessary arrangements." "How dare you hit my bike!" "Take care of my bags and see if Tie Ling has arrived." "Okay..." "Tie Ling?" "I signed her name on a letter I wrote to X." "I called an agency to find an actress to play her." "I'm using your friend's story just this once." "That's why X agreed to come to here today." "Should we have a look at the auction items?" " Sure." " Let's go." " Get out of the car!" " Miss..." "Could you do me a favor?" "You never appear at times like this!" "He hit my bike and now he won't admit it." "I can handle it!" "I don't need your help." "I must have lost my mind." "Why would I make you wear that?" "It's not your usual style." "So what is my usual style?" "Do you need to ask?" "You look so fake!" "Are you free now?" "Can you take me to Kunlun Hotel?" "To a hotel?" "Hey, watch my car!" "Shut up!" "Prof. Wu, I'm Li Bing, Vice President of Megasquare." "How do you do?" "Professor, allow me to introduce Ms. Zhang." " Hello." " Nice to meet you." "This is Mr. Zhao." "Nice to meet you." "Mr. Wang." "Tian Yuan is back!" "Tian Yuan?" "That's a lovely name!" "Please take a seat beside the professor!" "Be my guest." "Please take a seat." " Please sit." " Professor, please." "Please." "Unwanted reaction to drugs." "Get them out of here!" "Professor..." "Mr. Zhao and Mr. Wang..." "will they return?" "Give me the menu!" "What's wrong with you?" "My honorable guests, friends and colleagues..." "Welcome to the 4th Annual Megasquare Charity Auction." "Proceeds will go towards Pingjiang eco-region and orphanage." "As we all know..." "I forgot something, it's inside the room." "Okay." "Allow me to introduce the spokesperson for this charity" "Noted environmentalist Prof. Wu Nong-Gu." "What's going on?" "What..." "What is it?" "I heard sounds of a struggle." "I heard it too." "It's coming from upstairs I think." "I'm deeply moved." "Orphaned children and the environment should not be left up to the government and corporations." "Would you mind stepping out for a moment?" "I need to fix my clothes." "I'm sorry." "I'm leaving." "Ladies and gentlemen, the first item up for auction today is the Chow Tai Fook diamond jewel "The Waking Dragon"." "Its design is based on the traditional Ying-Yang symbol." "This precious statue contains 3 rubies and 2,721 diamonds." "Please let us through..." "Please don't push... that's right!" "I've stepped on someone..." "Excuse us..." "Careful." "I promise you a photo later, okay?" "We made it..." "Let us through." "Get in there quickly." "Stop pushing..." "Go in now!" "Everyone, our guest of honor has finally arrived." "Let me through!" "Finally!" "Welcome!" "What?" "We don't know you." "You're mistaken." "I'm so glad that you could make it." "Let me introduce you to Prof. Wu." " Professor?" " Please follow me." "Why do I need to meet him?" "You've mistaken me for someone else!" "This is Prof. Wu, the inventor of water-fuel." "It's not water-fuel but ultrasonic hydropower." "C'mon, there's no need to be so formal." "She got me here safely." "Treat her nicely." "I want her by my side." "Alright but take a seat." "What's going on?" "I'm Professor Wu." "A professor!" "How do you do?" "I don't know." "Get rid of the real Tie Ling before X gets on stage." "And..." "Make sure she doesn't cause any trouble!" "Yes." "Let the bidding continue;" "268 bid $7.9 million." "The people here are strange." "I don't know them, but they all seem to know me." "Let's leave in a bit." "Not so soon." "I'm supposed to meet a girl on stage." "I have to tell her story." "You should meet her." "Item 12 'T he Waking Dragon' sold for 8.2 million yuan." "Thank you for your generosity." "Let's give him a round of applause." "Excuse me..." "Time to introduce our next auction master." "We've reached the climax for this evening: item 42" "From superstar Mr. X's Ming Dynasty Collection..." "'Emperor Shen Zong's Voyage'" "This masterpiece was created by Chen Yun-zhou." "Painted in the 14th year of Wan Li reign, this vertical setting..." "The fake Tie Ling is coming!" "I can do this!" "Get her out..." "Do you want to die?" "Oh, she saw me." "Just pretend nothing wrong." "No one can resist the painter's character and craftsmanship." "An overwhelming masterpiece on display, as one critic stated." "It's an absolute wonder!" "Excuse me." "The starting bid for this item is 2 million yuan." "Each bid is set at increments of 500,000, starting now!" "2 million, we have a 2 million." "We have a bid from Number 142, 2.5 million!" "Alright!" "3 million from Number 215." "Thank you!" "215 bid 3 million!" "Here!" "3.5 million!" "The lady over there, that's not a bidding paddle you're raising." " Try again." " It's wrong?" "Do we have 3.5 million?" "3.5 million?" "This painting is a priceless artifact." "All proceeds go towards the environment!" "Do I have 3.5 million?" "Anyone?" "5 million." "Thank you, Bidder Number 168!" "Ladies and gentlemen, Number 168 bid 5 million!" "5 million!" "5.5 million!" "Thank you, Number 318." "Number 318 bid 5.5 million!" "What's your number?" "I forgot." "Did you get a paddle?" "Think hard!" "The last bid was 5.5 million!" "Do I have another bid?" "Thank you, Number 168!" "168 bid 6 million!" "That's Tang Lu." "She's trying to manipulate the price." "6.5 million!" "6.5 million from Bidder Number 318!" "6.5 million from Number 318!" "The last bid was 6.5 million yuan!" "Do I have a higher bid?" "10 million." "10 million from Bidder Number 168!" "She certainly has "balls"." "Wow!" "10.5 million!" "Number 318 bid 10.5 million!" "It is a bidding war!" "20 million." "Another bid from Number 168!" "20 million from Number 168!" "50 million!" " I'm so moved!" " 50 million?" "Number 318 has just bid 50 million yuan!" "50 million!" "I cannot get a clear view of Bidder Number 318 but my sincere gratitude to you." "50 million!" "50 million going once, going twice... 60 million!" "Unbelievable!" "Number 168 bid 60 million yuan!" "60 million going once, going twice, sold!" "Thank you!" "60 million?" "Thank you, Bidder 168!" "You created a lot of excitement!" "On behalf of the children and citizens of Pingjiang," "Thank you!" "We set a new record for the Megasquare's charity auction." "Now let's welcome the collector who donated this painting" "Superstar, X." "That's it!" "Just go!" "What're you doing?" "Let me go!" "Thank you!" "Thank you for your generosity!" "Thank you for your loyal support." "I'm here today for another reason, to fulfill a wish for a very special girl." "You're here to film X?" "Is X really here?" "He's here?" "She grew up watching my posters." "She wrote to me this year." "Her name is Tie Ling." "I have been part of her life all along." "We still haven't met after all this time." "Now I want to meet her in person and fulfill her wish." "Tie Ling, where are you?" "If you're here, please come on stage!" ""Emergency Ward"" "Ms. Tang, how about this one?" "I'll take it, thanks." "You're welcome." "He lost so much blood..." "hope he's alright." "Tie Ling." "I have something I want to tell you." "How to treat him?" "I wrote to X and had a fake Tie Ling arranged." "Mo had nothing to do with this." " What did you say?" " You can hold me responsible!" "Don't do this!" "You want to take responsibility?" "Assault is considered a felony." "So is identity theft, you thief!" "But I apologized." "Can I hit you then apologize?" "No." "Why bother to say sorry then?" "Fine." "I take back my apology." "You..." "It's just an ankle sprain." "It'll take months to heal though." "Rest well." "Come back on Monday to check your progress." "Nurse, schedule a time for physiotherapy." "Yes, doctor." "Ms. Ou, I'll call you about the time." "Are you friends with Ms. Ou?" "Yes, doctor, how is she doing?" "What about our other male colleague?" "Ms. Ou sprained her ankle, she'll need physiotherapy." "As for your male colleague, he's getting stitches as we speak." "He should be fine." "Don't worry." "You may go now." "Thank you, doctor." "Allow me." "Take it." "I bought this for you, it's the latest model." "You would look good with it." "Why is this thing so important?" "It belongs to me, give it back!" "What more do you want?" "What's this?" "Give it back!" "Okay, take it!" "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Don't ask me, I don't have a clue." "I should congratulate you you discovered the truth about love." "The truth about love?" "Ms. Ou, let me help you." "Allow me!" "Xiao-gang said that you used him for a bizarre drug experiment." "You made strange notes in your book." "What kind of experiment is that?" "What is the truth about love?" "Leave us alone!" "We're fine!" "Are you sure?" "Yes!" "Are you sure?" "We got carried away in our excitement." "We'd better calm down, girls!" "Are they alright?" "What did you use to drug him?" "Don't give me that look." "This thing here contains millions of invisible pheromone molecules." "It made Xiao-gang fall in love with me." "You can't eat it!" "Are you using it all your life?" "I don't mind." "If it helps me get a man, I can do this forever." "Way to go." "Do we all need love in order to survive?" "You're a disgrace to women everywhere!" "What about your fancy clothes?" "You make yourself attractive for the opposite sex too!" "I'm sorry." "I wear what pleases me;" "I'm not trying to attract anyone." "Not true!" "It's just another kind of pheromones." "Really?" "Do you think I'm desperate for men like you?" "Women produce pheromones, but so do men." "One day you'll react to a pheromone and lose control like Xiao-gang." "Let's see who can drive me wild!" "But promise you won't stop your research." "I don't need love," "But I can market the results of your research." "Think about what Megasquare can offer you." "You wouldn't need to work anymore." "You could retire." "You would be filthy rich, you could do anything." "Start your own lab." "Continue your research." "Anything!" "Before you two conquer the love market, you should know that..." "Xiao-gang is flying back to Chengdu." "Here's your plane." "Why are you telling me this?" "Why are you telling me?" "Megasquare has bought the entire the musicians' ghetto." "They will be redeveloped next month according to the Cultural Development Plan 2012." "The musicians' ghetto was on orchard lands?" "Yes!" "We're performing there one last time tonight." "Then we'll all go home." "This is your last chance to see Xiao-gang." "Why are you telling me this?" "I want to know how you two end up." "Show it!" "Show it!" "Show it!" "Show it!" "Many want to know what love is for" "Are you afraid of what truth has in store?" "Under the moon, let's play guitar and explore" "Give me your number if we have a rapport" "Time's running out, hurry I implore" "The world is full of squalor." "Dangers you can't ignore" "Black or white: my magic colors." "Homespun musical score" "Hate or adore: sea of strangers." "World of splendors" "Show it!" "Show it!" "Hey, Fanfan!" "Fanfan!" "Show it!" "Show it!" "Show it!" "Show it!" "Are you afraid?" "Hate or adore: sea of strangers." "World of splendors" "Sky or shore:" "let all my tears pour." "Solitude a wonder" "Good or poor: not found in a store." "Join in if you want more" "Black or white: my magic colors." "Homespun musical score" "Hate or adore: sea of strangers." "World of splendors" "Ms. Tang, where are we going exactly?" "Have you heard of Beijing's Cradle of Rock?" "Cradle of what?" "Each year, many young people arrive here to start bands and make their own music." "It's tough, they live on a few hundred yuan a month." "They stick with it in hopes of fulfilling their dreams." "Unlike me, they're not interested in money." "I never expected to hear such humility from you." "Thank you." "But do I look like a rock n' roll fan to you?" "What's wrong with you?" "Are you trying to ruin the show?" "I know." "There's a crowd tonight." "Focus when you play!" "Fanfan is over there." "She's here?" "She's looking for you." "Fanfan, where are you?" "Fanfan, Fanfan..." "Fanfan, where are you?" "Are you all set?" "Yes!" "Fanfan, if you're here, come on stage!" "She's behind you..." "Look up..." "Memory is a nuisance" "When will this feeling be past tense?" "Did I have a chance?" "Was this lab rat ever safe to advance?" "The day you put me in a trance" "It was love at first glance" "You used me in an experiment for romance" "I will recover from this malady but at what expense?" "How many days lost to nonsense to your indifference?" "The day you experimented on me" "You stole for a year my identity" "Make way..." "What's going on?" "It's you?" "You're alive?" "It's you!" "I want to see if she's alright." "Look at you!" "And you're worried about her?" "Well..." "These stairs are dangerous, you'd better not come." "Don't worry." "You're the one who gets hurt easily." "Don't touch me." "Be careful!" "Do you need help?" "The day you put me in a trance" "It was love at first glance" "You used me for an experiment for romance" "How did she climb up with only one leg?" "Xiao-gang may need pheromones, but she's in love." "I should gather up the courage and expose my true feelings for you." "In this dangerous situation, I have to ask myself..." "In this sea of strangers, how to decide whom we should be with?" "Is it an unsolvable mathematical equation?" " Tonight's concert..." " There's more?" "...is like me, is broken and sad, wild and beautiful..." "Control yourself." "Don't ruin our last moments." "After tonight, it's all over." "No, it's not." "Tang Lu, my boss, is trying to do something about it." "Tang Lu?" "There's so much dust on this road." "We can't arrive at the concert in this filthy car." "There's a car wash." "Yes!" "But we don't have the time." "We do." "I can't stand being dirty." "Is there anything else that annoys you?" "Lots." "It stops!" "Is there something wrong?" "It's not moving!" "What's happening?" "Pheromones!" "I'm sorry, do I smell?" "No... it's my nose." "Let me get some help." "You can't get out;" "let's just wait." "Are you feeling alright?" "You're perspiring." "Here." "Use this." "Actually, I owe you my big thanks." "I should start my own family, don't you think?" "I wanted to ask you, would you..." "Yes!" "Forgive me, I got carried away." "Never mind." "What were you saying?" "Thanks for introducing me to Tian Yuan." "The two of us are getting married." "Will you allow her to break her contract?" "Ms. Tang?" "Are you listening?" "What?" "Are you alright?" "I'm fine." "What now?" "You opened the window..." "You lied to me." "You're all wet." "It's moving!" "What is?" "Everything except for you." "It's like a storm out there." "Could you move?" "The car is beeping." "So?" "Watch the wall!" "I came to apologize." "I should not have exploited your trust and shared your secrets with others." "You got what you deserved." "We apologized to X as well." "But he still wants to meet the real Tie Ling." "Look!" "The rain stops falling but I forge on ahead" "Strong winds blow as memories fall dead" "Earth seems lonely at nightfall" "In the dark what do you recall?" "The past or the night sky" "The moment I said goodbye?" "Slowly!" "Slowly!" "Fanfan, here." "Give me your hand." "What happened to your leg?" "Am I on stage?" "My selective sclerosis is gone, just as long as I can't see!" "I'm cured!" "There was nothing wrong with you." "I like you just the way you are." "Just like you, I want to this to be exceptional." "Along the highway" "The world is wide open." "I can't stay" "Rain pours down but I hold in my tears" "My dreams are fleeting soon to disappear" "Set me free" "Millions of light years flash away" "Ms. Tang." "Don't come closer." "It's getting chilly, put this on." "Sunny Blue Sky (someday)" "Rainy Dark Sky (with me)" "My goal's intact, miles from here" "My strengthening is from your lightning" "Thunder and lightning along the highway" "The world is wide open." "I can't stay" "I..." "I'm not used to the real you." "It's alright." "I'm returning to Hong Kong tomorrow." "Will you come with me?" "You... really want me to?" "Will you?" "Are you going to help them?" "Who?" "You mean them?" "Them..." "You want to find them a place to move?" "Yes, yes... a place." "They need somewhere to live and create their music." "Your farmlands would be perfect." "You can nurture their talent, you can collaborate with Tian Yuan." "But you don't have to get married." "Are you sure you want to get married?" "Ms. Tang, what're you getting at?" "Are we talking about donating land or getting married?" "Come over here!" "Tang Lu!" "Thunder and lightning along the highway" "The world is wide open." "I can't stay" "Rain pours down but I hold in my tears" "My dreams are fleeting soon to disappear" "Hello everyone, I'm Tang Lu." "I represent the developer." "Tonight's meeting will not be the last." "On behalf of the company, I promise that..." "Megasquare will help relocate and rebuild the Beijing musicians' ghetto." "We're just waiting for the answer from one man." "If you're not willing to help, please leave now." "Thank you." "Give me the guitar." "Come on!" "The rain stops falling but I forge on ahead" "Strong winds blow as memories fall dead" "Earth seems lonely at nightfall" "In the dark what do you recall?" "The past or the night sky" "The moment I said goodbye?" "Tang Lu!" "...along the highway" "The world is wide open." "I can't stay" "Rain pours down but I hold in my tears" "My dreams are fleeting soon to disappear" "Set me free" "I wanted to break up with you." "But I can't do it, I can't explain it." "Maybe you're the most amazing woman I ever met." "I'm worried this could be the pheromones talking." "Tell me, do you have any on now?" "Am I still just a test subject for your experiment?" "Piercing my chest" "Thunder and lightning along the highway" "The world is wide open." "I can't stay" "The price of success" "I love you..." "I love you..." "Where to?" "I don't know." "Judging by your dress, I'll take you to church." "No..." "I can't go to a church..." "That's suicide..." "They'll be waiting for me there." "You must be using pheromones, right?" "Yes." "You think pheromones are the answer?" "As you can see, you attract all types!" "Why do you want a husband so desperately?" "Is there an easier way to get a husband?" "Do you still need pheromones?" "Why must women all follow the same path?" "Birth, puberty, marriage, motherhood, divorce heartbreak and finally death?" "Must they always depend on pheromones?" "That's enough!" "What are you doing?" "Don't be fooled by false illusions." "Look!" "They're all fake!" "Their love for you is false!" "All that is false needs to be destroyed!" "All of them?" "You can't do this!" "Leave me one!" "I will get you!" "I don't want to be adored by hundreds." "I just want someone to love me." "I'm in love but it could be the pheromones for Xiao-gang." "It's like stinky tofu - you may like it." "But if you have it everyday, you will turn into stinky tofu." "Life goes on, so does my research." "I'll continue this work all my life, just to have someone love me." "It's fine by me." "Where's my phone?" "Fang, I'm really rich now!" "Yes!" "Buy as much as you can!" "Let's wipe out the smaller investors!" "Excuse me, Miss, you can't smoke here." "I know." "Congratulations on acquiring Pheromones and Water-fuel." "The latest eye drops instantly takes away the redness." "She's just pretending." "Hey, this is public property." "No smoking allowed!" "Today's my wedding day, I feel lucky." "Congratulations, Tian Yuan!" "Yes..." "I want to buy more!" "I'm Fanfan, do you remember me?" "Yes, yes..." "Dafei and Lanmei." "What a beautiful wedding." "They say Huabin is not bad..." "Tang Lu." "Don't go!" "I haven't finished my experiment yet." "You will stand before God and Church for your wedding vows." "May God bless this marriage." "These rings are tokens of your love and fidelity." "The groom may put the ring on for his bride." "If anything develops, call me again." "Excuse me." "I have to step out." "What is it, Mr. Groom?" "Tang Lu." "I can't stop thinking about that night." "When you went on stage, I saw in your eyes the real you." "It's the strongest feeling I've ever felt." "If you don't mind, I want to propose to you." "Will you marry me?" "Tang Lu..." "Do you have a fever?" "Or are you just excited?" "Relax, I didn't put any pheromone stickers on you." "One day you'll react to a pheromone and lose control of yourself." "Let's see who can drive me wild!" "Remember, you're Tang Lu." "Will you?" "Relax." "Your pulse and blood pressure are up- that's normal." "But her ego is counteracting your pheromones." "It's too early yet to call it a defeat." "Why did you take up boxing?" "Someone once said to me..." "Believe in something, and it will become a reality one day." "I wanted to disprove her theory." "Get in the ring." "Ready..." "Wait..." "What happened?" "Didn't you go to Hong Kong with X?" "No." "I found these stickers in my bag as I was leaving." "I have no idea how they got there." "Then it dawned on me that he just wanted to be with these stickers, not me." "So I didn't go to Hong Kong with him." "Punch!" "Subtitles by LeapinLar"