"Go!" "♪" "♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪" "♪ TEEN TITANS, GO!" "♪" "Ooh, here they come." "Good day, ladies." "My, my, my, you are looking lovely." " Um, thank you." " Uh, okay." "Careful, mamas." "There's a moist spot on the floor, and I don't want you to step in it." "A moist spot?" "I perhaps have over hydrated myself, miladies." "He pee-peed himself and upon the floor." " Indubitably." " Ew!" "Gross." "Please, allow me." "This door was not here before." "We just had it installed so we would have something to open for you ladies." "After you." "Miladies." " Ladies." " Ladies." " You must be cold." " I'm fine." "Nonsense." "Here, take my coat." "But, we are not the cold." "Are you cold, mama?" "Heres, take my coat." " We don't want your coats." " Here, take my other coat." " Take my spare coat." " Get away from us." " Take my flannel." " Take my windbreaker." " Pea coat." " Leather jacket." " Raincoat." " Blazer." "Denim." "Parka." "Llama." "Cloak." " Poncho." " Jean." "No, mine." "It's warmer." "No, my coat, I say." "Allow me." "Enough." "Why are you acting like this?" "Perhaps they are infected with the worms that eat the brains, causing behaviors of great strangeness." "Is that it?" "You guys got brain worms giving you strange behaviors?" "There are no brain worms in us, milady." "Well, I do actually have worms in me, but not in my brains." "This strange behavior is called..." "Chivalry." "Chivalry is where dudes be gentlemens and do things for ladies." "Like give you our coats and open doors." "Chivalry is dead." "Terrible news." "My condolences, here take another coat." "Chivalry will never die." "Because being a gentleman never goes out of style." "Yeah, checks me out, I'm such a gentleman." "So gentle." "Well I'm a gentler man." "You feel me little buddy?" "Of course you don't." "I'm gentle." " You call that gentle?" " I'm the gentlest man." "My entire body is a butterfly kiss." "Gentle." "Ew!" "This whole chivalry thing is creeping me out." "Crime alert." "It's The Brain, and he's up to something big." "Then let us bring the pain to The Brain." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Ladies, please, allow us." "Are you serious?" "What kind of gentlemen would we be if we didn't handle this ourselves?" "Uh, the kind that treat us like equals." "Aw!" "Sounds like someone's cold again." "Here, take this coat." "Now that you're nice and warm, please, miladies, allow us to handle this." "Gentlemen, go!" "That was remarkably easy." "Where are the tough ones?" "You mean the ladies?" "We handled this for them because we are the gentlest men around." "They possess so much strength and good sense, it seems unwise to face me without them." "This fool don't understand chivalry." "Ha!" "I encourage you to get comfortable as you will be here for a long, long time." "Hello, ladies." "Sorry we aren't home yet." "We got a little sidetracked." "We got captured, yo!" "But don't worry your pretty little heads about it." "We'll bust out of here and be back by dinner." "Gentlemen, out." "Does this chivalry entail the boys being easily apprehended and then saved by the ladies?" "Looks like it." "But don't worry." "I've got a plan." "To rescue the boys, we'll have to disable the security system." "Then we'll have to take out the massive army of robot guards." "With the guards out of the way, the only thing standing between us and the dudes, is a giant metal door that we'll have to break through." " Then we save the boys..." " Ooh, yeah!" "Get them home safe and make fun of them for getting captured and being stupid." "That is a plan with very much of the charm." "But we are only two." "We need the team." "I've got a few people in mind." "Come on." "So how are we getting out of here, yo?" "If only there were more gentlemen around to help." "Don't worry, this gentleman has the perfect plan." "You snuck in a lock pick?" "Genius." "You're going to remote hack the security systems?" "So good." "No." "We are going to do nothing." " Nothing?" " Exactly!" "We sit here until we get old." "That's not really an escape plan." "That is where you're wrong." "Nobody likes old prisoners." "They're depressing and gross." "Therefore, once we're old, The Brain will let us go." "That's when we find a time machine, come back here and rescue our young selves." "That plan is so good." "I must say, I am super-impressed." "Now let's settle in." "We've got a lot of waiting ahead of us." "Many of the helloes to you friend Jinx." "What's up, ladies?" "We about to have another crazy girl's night out?" "Sort of." "I was thinking, we can all drink milkshakes, then make each other laugh so hard the milkshake comes out of our noses." "Yeah." "We're thinking of something even crazier." "And we can't do it without you." " Are you in?" " What about the milkshakes?" "If there is time, we'll do it after." "I'm in." "I do have the one question." "Why do you have a bucket?" "I'll show you." "Confetti." "Hello, Rose." "Raven." "What do you losers want?" "Ooh, calling us losers." "So good." "Okay." "You're being sarcastic." "Ah." "Let me catch my breath." "I haven't had a belly laugh like that in years." "Look, it wasn't my best put down." "Can't believe how much I've missed you." "Missed you too." "We need your help." "I'm not into helping." "There will be the having of the milkshakes afterwards." "Whatever." "Joy." "Now let us do the group hug." "No!" "Hey Terra." "Ugh, what stinks?" "I don't know, maybe it's all the garbage you throw in here." "Easy." "We're here because we need your help." "After you imprisoned me here, there's no way I'd help you." "What if we let you out of the trash hole?" "Not interested." "Then enjoy living in the world of the garbage forever." "Wait." "You called my bluff," " I'll help you." " Joy!" "But I'll also have my revenge." " Revenge?" " What?" "I didn't say revenge." "But you were doing the evil hand rubbing." "They were just, uh, a little cold." "Brr." "Now, let's go." "Dude, where's that time machine you promised?" "Sorry we're late." "This one kept making us stop for potty breaks." "What?" "He said we were late on account of my weak bladder." " What?" " I said..." "Just push the button and get us out of here." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Hold your horses, sonny." "We'll just walk on over there and push that button." "It's a..." "They make these things so far across the hall now." "Come on, older me." "The lights not glowing on it, I wonder if it works." "I guess I'll try it." "What?" "Now let's see, where did I put my glasses." "Ah, so many buttons." "Just push the button and get us out of here." "Is this it?" "I don't want to go down." " Oh, come on." " We're so close." "Ah..." "There you go." "All right, ladies, let's do this." "Operation Dude Rescue is a go." "Or, we can pause here in order to build the suspense." "Well, what do you guys think?" "Should we take a vote?" "Let's do it." "We'll pause here and build up the suspense." "!" "program..." "So gentle." "Chivalry." "He pee-peed himself and upon the floor." "Confetti!" "Whoa, that didn't make any sense." "But that is what was previously on." "Uh, shouldn't we have shown how the guys were captured by The Brain and we put together a group of cool girls to rescue them?" "Now, the most exciting of conclusions." "Remember the plan." "We break into The Brain's fortress, rescue the guys and get out." "Of course we remember." "We just went over this, like, two seconds ago." "Do you think we're dummies?" "I guess I did just say it two seconds ago." "It felt longer." "Let us commence the rescue!" "Hello!" "Okay, Jinx, you're up." "Use a little of your bad luck to take out the security system." "I'm about to get my girls' night on!" "Nice." "That's the dance I'll be doing on the Titans' graves!" "Excuse me?" "Uh, I mean, I'm really looking forward to those milkshakes." "Oh, me too!" "Pa-pa-pa-pa!" "This is not how I wanted to spend my last years." "Don't worry, old me." "I have a new plan." "Does it involve time machines?" "You bet it does!" "Oh, yeah!" "I wanna hear what this mad scientist came up with this time, yo!" "It's simple." "We sit here until the old us die and then our ghosts will grab a time machine and come back to rescue us!" "Yeah!" " It worked." " We're a genius!" "Boo!" "What up, yo?" "Boo!" "We are here to save you." "Boo!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Uh-oh." " What's wrong?" " We're ghosts." "Boo!" "We can't touch stuff." "All right, Rose." "This is your chance to break as much stuff as you want." "You really know what I like." "I like that." "I like that you like that I know what you like." "I like that you like that I like that you like knowing what I like." "I'd like you to stop!" "Whatever." "Okay, I need a distraction." "Star, act as bait and draw the guards' attention." "I shall bait them as the fisherman baits the fishies." "The wormy worm!" "I am the worm!" "Bye-bye." "This is not how I wanted to spend my afterlife." "Boo!" "Don't worry!" "I have a plan to get us out of here." "Another plan?" "How do you keep coming up with 'em?" "It's a gift!" "We wait until our ghosts are reincarnated, then..." "I bet this is where the time machine comes in!" "I hope you bet the farm because you are exactly right!" "Once our ghosts are reincarnated, they'll grab a time machine and come back to rescue everyone!" " Get outta here!" " That's what's up!" "What's up with the animals?" "That's how reincarnation works, you dummy." "Boo." "I was reincarnated as a meerkat!" "Haha!" "Awesome!" "Hey, rat me!" "Thanks for noticing, but that's not important right now!" "Now listen..." "Yes, Gouda is delicious." "Now, focus, rat!" "Go over there, hit that release button and get us outta here!" "Forget the Gouda!" "Ah!" "It's useless." "New plan!" "This is it." "Terra, you're up." "Get us through that door." "Terra?" "These fools don't even see the double-cross that's coming." "Terra." "Why would you think I'm gonna double-cross you?" "You can't even trust me for one second." "Whoa, I was just asking for you to get us through that door." "Oh." "It's reinforced." "Can we send her back to the trash hole?" "Terrarizer." "Not bad." "All I had to do was imagine it was your face." "Girls, just focus on those milkshakes!" "Confetti!" "It is the empty." "I don't get it." "They were supposed to be right here." "Yes, they were supposed to be." "Fortunately, I was warned of your arrival." "Warned?" "What are you talking about?" "Terra." "You fools." "I finally have my revenge." "It was so obvious and you couldn't see it." "I mean, how long does someone have to rub their hands together before you realize they're up to no good?" "We just thought your hands were cold." "I even made you the yarn mittens." "Cute, but my hands are evil, not cold." "Evil!" "You're trapped too, genius." "You think I care?" "This is a big upgrade over the trash hole." "Well, you're crazy if you think we're staying." "Do not waste your energy." "I've created this cell specifically to counteract your powers." "I hope you like it, for it will be your tomb." "So we broke into our own prison cell?" "Awesome." "I've got it!" "We wait until animal us evolve into humans." " Then they will..." " ...grab a time machine!" "Ah." "Glad you've made it." "We need your help getting out of here!" "That's it!" "Now, hit that release button!" " Ga-ba?" " No, no!" "The other button." " Ga-ba-ba?" " Yes, that's the one!" " Ga-ga?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah!" " Gaba-gaba?" " Yeah, yeah!" " Zaga-zaga-za..." " Yo, hi it!" "No, you dumb cavemen!" "Oh!" "Thanks, Raven." "This turned out to be really fun." "I never said it was gonna be fun." "Well, you hinted at it strongly." "I am having the fun." "Oh, shut it, princess." "Hey!" "I don't like you talking to her like that." "I don't like you talking to me like that for talking to her like that." "Ugh, you're all so annoying." "I hope you see why I double-crossed you." "Hey!" "Why are we fighting?" "Because we hate each other?" "If that were true, I wouldn't have brought us together." "You brought us together to save your friends." "You think I care if they're locked up a couple of years?" "They're super annoying." "They can be the super annoying." "It is their greatest power." "The truth is, the guys were bumming me out and I wanted to hang out with some cool chicks that I like for a change." "You think I'm cool?" "Yeah." "Except for that revenge thing." "I think it's out of my system." "For now." "This is all peaches and cream, but we're still stuck in here." "Our powers might be weak individually, but maybe together..." "Work together?" "What is this, a lesson?" "Raven is correct." "If we use our powers together, it may overload the security system." "How are we supposed to work together?" "Like this!" " What?" " Let's do it." "That's what I'm talkin' about!" "I see you managed to escape your cell." "But you won't escape your doom!" "We are here for the saving of the you!" "No way, yo." "We gots the chivalry for you!" "Give the ladies your jackets, you dummies." "They might be chilly." "Oh, are you chilly?" "Take my coat." "Look, we went through a lot of trouble to get here, so just let us open the cell doors for you." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "We shall open the doors for you." "Why are you being so weird?" "Chivalry!" "Ugh, on second thought, let's just go get those milkshakes." "Milkshakes!" "Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!" "All right, guys." "New plan!" "It involves a time machine!"