"Maslachak Film presents:" "Long, long time ago..." "Keep playing, I like your song." "Yeah, right." "I love it when you play." "Guess what I read in Seventeen?" "In America, they play the guitar backward and summon the Devil." "Don't talk about religion, somebody can hear us." "But it said so in Seventeen!" "I heard you!" "Now shut up!" "You know what else?" "I'm not listening!" "The Devil asks, 'Who's playing?" "' The guy says, 'It's me.'" "'Well', he says, 'You'll be rich and famous.'" "I'll be rich and famous but I'm waiting for communism." "You're waiting for commu-- Well I'm doin' it the American way!" "No, you're not, Pavic!" "I'll show you now!" "Comrade Chief!" "Comrade Chief!" "Pavic is playing backward!" "Comrade Chief!" "It's the first fuckin' time I've been summoned in communism." "Check out his looks!" "I think his hair looks real nice." "Besides, communism insists on moral values." "You, sucker-- so, commie" "What do you want for your soul and to burn forever in hell?" "Comrade Devil, there is no hell over here, no heaven either." "We're through with all that." "Spill it, commie!" "All right, if that's the-- the" "I want to be an artist, slash, performer of rock'n'roll music." "I want to be very rich, to be as popular as President Tito." "I want to be with lady comrades with huge breasts, slash tits." "And what would that be?" "It hurts, comrade Demon!" "See you soon in a place you banned by decree." "You'll be surprised to see how hot it is for a non-existing place." "Borko is dead!" "Here comes Dorian!" "Starring:" "Rock'n'Roll Strikes Back" " A3 " "Good morning, killer!" "You look wicked-- on this picture!" "I had a dream about my big gig." "At the Student Hall." "Come on, we've got shitload of work!" "Breakfast!" "If you don't eat it, I will!" "Here's the breakdown." "First, cover photo shoot, then, satellite interview!" "Look, I got this cut for my new album." "No!" "Dorian!" "You know what the doctor said about making music!" "Honey-bun, I wanna hear your new cut." "Look, our hitmakers ripped off this Egyptian song." "It's a banger, perfect for funerals and weddings!" "I said banger, not barfer!" "Oh God!" "Oh, God, Dorian, you mothafucka." "You're the hottest-- the best" " God." "Honey-bun, what are you doing?" "When you're done pooping, come to mommy, you dog." "Dog, dog-- god, god" "That's it, backward!" "Move that ass!" "Wow, cool shitcan!" "What are you doing in there?" "We like your songs-- older." "Check out his kimono" "Cool-- Versace." "Versace is not for rockers!" "That's why I called you!" "I used to play rock'n'roll, now this crap." "Hold on." "You asked specifically for: money, women and fame." "You can't get that if you play R'n'R in Serbia." "It says here R'n'R." "I was supposed to play R'n'R, not this crap!" "If you don't get me that, I'll go to higher instance!" "Not to the Big Guy?" "!" "Cut the blasphemy." "And you, it's not nice to tell on people." "I can't listen to this any more." "Bring me back to my roots!" "The world's gone to the dogs when Serbs discovered communism and" "Satanism." "Right." "Now what?" "Later." "First we deal with that young soul." "God, please help me." "I do everything as you request." "I don't play with myself on all major religious holidays." "He's sweet." "What a geek." "Why can't we record a demo?" "Why can't Sara love me?" "Dude, this guy sells in no time." "No way." "We'll see." "Just give me a sign." "Look at him, dresses like that Curt Nirvana, God forbid." "I'm off to school, bye!" "Marko, juice." "Where are my genes?" "Ain't life cruel?" "Not funny." "He's late for school." "Teacher, he's sniffing in class!" "1 , 2, 3" "You're out of shape today." "You're late." "Who else can we bully?" "You can make my day." "That's all?" "!" "Come on, guys, a few more." "I must soften the kid for some soul selling." "And I will encourage him not to sell." "Look." "Just keep smiling." "Five hits for a smile, he's selling." "You frog, I've never seen such a sloppy contract." "You are right, I was about to" "The man is right." "You can mess with filmmakers, painters, but stay away from rockers." "What's all that crap?" "What can I do?" "Do what he wants." "Take him back to his roots." "Clear this mess." "You have exactly" "You don't." "What's this stupid song?" "Socially engaged critics against drugs." "Like you know the first thing about drugs?" "Maybe an artist doesn't have to experience first hand, to" "Because an artist can use his imagination." "How come you're the only one here she respects?" "Besides all the tears and sweat, I have some great news." "I got us a first gig!" "Where?" "It's a place with-- a somewhat older crew." "Too bad, they won't dance." "Too bad." "They really enjoyed this music, so youthful, invigorating" "They even blushed a little." "Poor uncle Boža, he didn't make it to the chorus." "Dorian, living proof that folk music is here to stay." "And now, Beli!" "Master of disaster!" "It's all the same shit, rock and folk." "They love us." "C'mon, don't be so down, powder is white, maybe brown." "This is pure rock and roll." "Good evening, bar, Escobar." "God-- maybe I don't deserve to make that CD." "To become rich and famous." "If that is so, give me a sign." "Give me just one little sign." "I get it" "All right, I understand!" "I'd give anything for it." "Oh, some soul fighting." "Who'll go first?" "After you, Mr. Angel." "No" "Fuck off, you cheat." "Somebody's pissed." "Contract-- devil-- blood!" "Marko!" "I have this brilliant idea." "Wash up." "Professor, can we go with him?" "Sure, sure." "Go ahead." "Heavy violation of school discipline, loser." "Photo, photo." "Let him go." "Let's go grab a sandwich." "I had the strangest dream." "Was I in it?" "I made a mix of songs." "That remind you of me?" "See you in school tomorrow." "Bye." "This soul selling didn't get him very far." "You're not playing fair." "He'll get a Telecaster guitar." "Let's set our watches." "Let's do it." "And no cheating like last time." "My watch was broken." "Thursday, 20:00." "You have until Sunday at 1 4:06 to prove the kid's not for me." "Yes, the usual 66 hours and 6 minutes." "I'll prove that he's not fit for the flames of hell." "I'll prove that the kid is excellent kebab meat." "Mandolin for your birthday?" "No way." "Momèilo..." "Quiet." "Colonel Pajkiæ used to say, electric guitar will take you to the electric chair." "My old folks were strict when it came to masculinity." "A man never plays, unless in a military band." "A man never sings, unless drunk." "Next" "Can't a man eat his lunch?" "Oh, that." "Bambi." "Colonel Pajkiæ and I shot him this morning." "Tough little devil." "How about your Daddy gets you a shotgun for your birthday?" "No, thanks." "Why not?" "Hey, double barreled!" "Darn, he looks a bit feminine." "I shouldn't have gone to The Hague." "Sure hope he won't turn out to be gay, or I'm screwed." "Wait, stop the time, we have a problem." "We are missing basic parameters for this game." "How can a kid in Serbia record a neo-punk album today?" "And even if he makes it, where is the fame?" "How am I supposed to show him that fame, women, fortune it's all just an illusion?" "How am I supposed to show him that books, love and joy it's all just an illusion?" "Two birds, one stone." "It was my idea." "Don't lie, it was synergy." "Fine." "Let's get to business." "What?" "Who?" "Who is a moron?" "TV Morons?" "Never heard." "Call them, they'll blend with all the other morons here." "Look at that." "Of course I'll never make a record." "Even if I sold my soul to the devil." "It's so much easier when the client is stupid." "What, it's "hype" these days." "Hype?" "I'd say it's hyper-weird." "I'd never let them get near my love blanket!" "Check this out!" "Look!" "Not bad, huh?" "I mean, the editing is bad but the material is so cool!" "I can't work with no feedback!" "And you-- tonight you were" "You gotta rest, in two days we launch your new CD." "You'll have this big TV appearance." "You just drop by." "Nothing much, really." "If only you'd sing at weddings." "Like Beli." "Beli can do it." "Why can't you do it?" "Beli never played rock'n'roll." "He?" "!" "Well-- he hasn't." "But Beli has Academy education, the man plays cello!" "And yet, he does weddings, such a gentle soul." "The father of the bride is a real gentleman, businessman." "You're making a big mistake." "I'll never go back to my roots." "Never." "ROCK'N'ROLL NIGHT" "Hello." "Hey, stalker." "Take that telescope you're spying on me with when I change." "TONIGHT CLUB GHETTO" "TV MORONS" "HOW?" "I HAVE NO IDEA" "What do you think you're doing?" "We launch in two days." "There's nothing to celebrate." "But there is." "Come over here, honey-bun." "I'm going out." "And clean my vomit." "Move" "What an ass." "Hey, where's the VIP?" "Are you deaf, moron, I said where is the" "Hi, dude, never mind, I'll be back." "No, I won't, bye." "Good evening, ladies." "What grade are you in?" "Beat it, grandpa." "It's that fatso, Dorian." "That's me, Dorian." "This place is totally screwed." "Marko, you guys rock!" "I love you" "What" "Check out these kids!" "They're scared shitless!" "Dorian?" "!" "That's me!" "You'll see now." "Check this out" " Dorian." "I wrote that 20 years ago." "Hey, hillbilly!" "You're at the wrong club!" "I brought rock'n'roll to this God forsaken country!" "Most of you were conceived thanks to my ballads." "Some help, over here?" "Marko?" "You went a little too far." "Sure I did." "This old geezer looks like Dorian." "There's no way Dorian would hang out in junkie clubs." "I" " I had the strangest dream." "You have no clue where your patients are." "Sorry, kid, doctor's here." "Borko!" "Who are you?" "You got me worried sick." "What's this?" "I'm taking you home right now." "Doctor, take this off." "Look at yourself!" "Just look at yourself!" "What's this?" "Who's this?" "This isn't me!" "What have you done to me?" "What's this?" "This is not me!" "It's not me!" "Calm down." "It's not me!" "Breathe, breathe." "Could this be some allergy?" "Call the nurse!" "Nurse-y!" "Is it break time?" "It sure is." "Everything's gonna be just fine." "That's not me!" "Of course, that's not you, you look like shit!" "Shut the fuck up!" "Admission ward, room 1 2." "Thank you." "Are you ok?" "Whazzup?" "How about a blowjob?" "Marko?" "!" "Not to Marko, to me." "Here, I signed the papers, can I go now?" "It's OK, he's with me." "No, I already had my share of problems with minors." "We'll call the Major and we get this lousy hospital staff fired." "Sure, no problem, Dorian." "Hey, you 100% sure you're under age?" "I mean, real sure." "Dude, you totally kicked Dorian's ass!" "I started playing when I was your age, too." "I worked real hard." "Guys, let me introduce you, this is Dorian." "This is some bad dope!" "Marko!" "Where's my ride?" "You don't even have a license!" "Who, me?" "OK Dorian, what car do you drive?" "I drive" "FOLK MOTHER FUCKER I mean-- what car did you drive?" "Let's go home, you'll feel better when you see your parents." "You are in big trouble, young man!" "We were about to call the authorities!" "And you-- with a cigarette like some hippy hoppy musician." "Young man, you're off to the Military Academy!" "It looks like you've been consuming some narcotics, too." "He didn't inhale." "That's how it all starts!" "You'll end up sucking dick, since there are no girls around." "There is one girl." "One?" "!" "Go to your room!" "You'll file a full report on your movements during the night hours!" "Is this a deer?" "No, son, it's a doe." "Drugs." "He went in the pantry, mechanically." "You used to lock him in there when he was a kid." "Try not to hit him in the head anymore." "My old man used to beat me with a hammer, and I'm a colonel." "You're different." "What kind of a family are you?" "We're a happy family, son." "Does it hurt bad, munchkin?" "You're even more beautiful than on TV." "You have to rest, here are some vitamins." "Five points for touching?" "I also counted intercourse." "Doctor said you shouldn't get too excited." "Be good, honey-pie, I must go now." "Let's see the good sides of this new situation." "Every teenager's fantasy woman." "Car-- no school-- no parents." "I finally get to make my own album!" "Let's see the bad sides." "None." "That Dorian dude, he's so cool, look all the stuff he gave me." "Famous star Dorian is recovering from a shock in a private clinic." "Cops, cops-- gotcha!" "Whazzup, wanna smoke?" "No thanks, I don't smoke." "What did you do to me?" "No, there was this switch." "When people look at you, they see me." "When they look at me, they see you, get it?" "First I thought you did better in all this." "But you didn't." "You got the body of a star, but you're not that cool any more." "I know." "You know nothing." "Dorian suffers from hemorrhoids, and 30 years of alcohol and dope." "Your liver is dead, you're getting bold, you can't get it up." "I've got this bitch waiting for some action." "What's her name-- Selma, Senka" " Sara!" "Do you know a Sara?" "Don't you touch her!" "That's what my lawyer would say, too." "And I would tell him." "I'm 17 now and I'm gonna fuck her head off." "Let go, jerk!" "Let go!" "Mister Dorian, is there a problem?" "Mr. Dorian, you gave me strength to beat leukemia." "My poor parents are grateful!" "Good afternoon, excuse me." "Mr. Dorian, you're a nice man." "Can I get an autograph?" "How about some ice tea?" "Where is your doorbell?" "What?" "To climb this way?" "Of course." "Just keep quiet, my folks are sleeping." "How am I" "No" "You're fucked, now" "Good evening" "Where have you been?" "Around." "Marko, what's going on?" "Terrible things, out there." "Scientists have discovered that boys have a wee-wee." "Girls have a box for a wee-wee." "I'm here to check that." "What's wrong with you?" "You didn't think we were going to study?" "Marko, why are you behaving like some horny kid?" "Wait, there's nowhere to run." "Once you see my Jack in the Box, you'll shed tears of joy." "What's that?" "Some new band?" "It's a new, hard-as-a-rock band." "Come here." "Go now, you'll ruin everything." "You're making a mistake." "You're making a mistake." "When you're 1 7, it's hard to get laid." "But the rest isn't so bad." "Hi, Dad." "This is, like, deja vu." "I told you I need a full report." "To your room!" "Not the pantry!" "I must admit there are some horrible things I didn't consider." "Parents, school, acne, sex problems." "All I need is a smash hit." "This way, Mr. Dorian." "Mr. Dorian, do you need anything else?" "No." "Momèilo, are we celebrating Veteran's Day?" "Weren't you castrat" "Dad!" "Welcome home, pumpkin." "Miss Cherry, I was only" "Relax, honey, I didn't know you like to watch." "Wanna watch together?" "Huh, baby?" "I had the strangest dream." "Son, I have an idea." "Dad, if it's about that report" "First, your allowance." "Allowance?" "!" "Now, let's discuss cease-fire." "You agreed to save military terms for the barracks." "Nobody went to The Hague for slapping women, so shut up." "Regarding the electric mandolin you asked for your- 1 8th birthday." "Very good." "Look, grown-up young man, I will buy you a mandolin" "Dead pigeon!" "Where?" "It flew away!" "But, I will also buy you a shotgun." "We can lurk wild animals once in two weeks." "I'm not sure." "Please, son." "Sgt. Tufegdžiæ, poor soul, has 3 daughters, they all hunt with us." "The younger one killed a boar when she was 8, bare handed." "They ask me where my only son is to kill a thing or two." "Listen, dad, I'm cool with that." "What did he just say?" "He said 'yes', mommy's angel." "Do you like my new perfume?" "I like it." "What will you do to me?" "Talk to me." "Please." "I didn't know there had to be talking." "There were these channels and these sounds" "I think something strange happened to you." "Of course it happened, that's what I keep saying." "I'm not Dorian." "You believe me, don't you?" "I believe you, sugar-pie, I like you this way." "Let me see the end." "What?" "What, 'what'?" "Cheers!" "All you have to do now is shag that girl across the street." "There's too much alcohol in this." "Miss Cher" "Hello?" "I'll send him right away." "The car is ready, everyone's waiting for you at the studio." "Studio!" "A real recording studio?" "How many channels?" "Many." "That's good-- louder" "There's no way I'm giving you 3 grand for that." "Thousand, tops." "You keep the scholars waiting, check out this!" "An airplane is" "An airplane is like a human being-- and the engine" "Excuse me, may I" "Go ahead." "Look at this shape, like a perfect woman." "Can we go with him?" "Go, go." "I broke my first glass when I was 5." "Look, there's 10% of bouzouki, 15% of Egypt." "With that powerful voice of yours, it's a sure hit." "Is that folk music?" "Boban!" "Vanish!" "Some call it world music, some call it ethno!" "Some call it antiglobalist, but basically yes, it's folk music." "But it pays for our Cohiba cigars and our Armani, and Versace..." "Whazzup hit makers?" "...and Kenzo!" "This shit is real bomb in the studio." "Just for you, air bags, ABS, GPRS." "This Armani is for you, nothing ripped, 100% clean." "Last time you sold me with a bullet hole in it." "Excuse me, but I think it's humiliating for me to play this." "And for our star Dorian, a genuine grab bag." "Not again the story of artistic integrity." "You authors have ruined the market." "Caki, don't you have a 48?" "This is Gucci, not Gucha!" "I wish" "Me too, but where's my number!" "That's exactly the one I wanted for my 1 8th birthday." "Excuse me, may I play in the other room?" "You go practice." "Guys, we have work to do." "I don't dig the intro, kill the Turkish vocal." "Why a point for you?" "!" "The boy is enjoying the new circumstances." "Pussy." "Where is the speakerphone?" "Pussy!" "Oh, Joanna-- Oh, Joanna" " Oh, Joanna" "When did we start smoking?" "Whazzup, schoolchildren?" "Is there a problem?" "Marry me!" "Sorry to interrupt." "It looks like I'm not so popular in this school." "Sure you are." "For bullying." "We'll have to fix that." "You kick like hell." "What are you doing?" "Don't tell me you never ate shit." "Look away, pussycat!" "We'll eat shit now!" "Drop it!" "You're sick!" "You pervert!" "This doesn't taste so bad." "Dude, you shook Koks and Klopa." "Sara!" "Stalking minors in front of school, folk singer?" "I never had the courage to tell you this." "I always wanted to kiss you." "Look, child molester..." "You're not my type, my age, my profile, nor my target group." "Get it?" "I get it." "But I think Marko has talent and I'd like to help him." "Really?" "For your information, Mr. Dorian, I already have a boyfriend." "So soon?" "I never told him that." "I've had this silly idea ever since we first kissed with our noses" "In the sand." "Yes, he's so shy." "But last night he started behaving really weird." "Well, you know, for our 1 0th anniversary I wanted us to" "Do it?" "Yes!" "Can you believe, Mr. Dorian, last night he tried to rape me." "He's not a bad person, it's just" "Since that night you played together, he became disgusting." "He thinks that he's you." "Sara, it is him." "I mean, that is him and this is me." "Sara, don't you recognize me?" "Of course I recognize you, Mr. Dorian." "Here is the CD with all the songs he wrote for to me." "Please listen to it if you really want to help him." "If he could record a CD, it would mean the world to him." "He was your huge fan as a child, just like all of us." "My boyfriend isn't as attractive, or rich as you." "He has no car, and even if he did, he's a schmuck, he can't drive." "But I guess that's what they call love." "Did you hear that little bimbo?" "Where is this world going?" "What happened to good old fucking?" "Love making?" "Where to, Mr. Dorian?" "Home." "Honey, would you like your Cherry to cheer you up a bit?" "I'm sorry, Miss Cherry, but I'm in love with someone else." "You think I don't know about your affairs?" "Rada the Giraffe, that model, Zorana, then Lokica" "If I did well in math, I could count them all." "Please, don't!" "I know my friends would say I'm a complete moron." "Not to mention what Koks and Klopa would say if they knew." "Who?" "You disrespect Cherry!" "I even miss the two of them, can you believe that." "All right, a point for you." "You are so kind to me, Miss Cherry." "You leave me no choice, my Borko." "Just don't tell anyone tonight, you'll ruin the party." "You have no idea what kind of music teenagers want today." "It has to be a ballad, synth, pathos, nice lyrics." "A tear or two, string instruments." "Get it?" "You're always against using R'n'R for sexually commercial purposes." "You said yourself, we're not Dorian to take advantage of rock'n'roll." "True." "That guy really used to rock." "'Twilight mind', people would sell their soul for a song like that." "How do you know about that soul selling?" "It's just an expression, Marko." "Dude, now I wouldn't even hang in my car Dorian's CD." "In the past two years, that old bag has ruined a fine career." "He'll be remembered by this-- 'I bought you a tiger doll'." "Fuck him, he deserves it." "Remember his stupid song 'Violet dress'?" "Horrible." "I'm outta here." "Whazzup, Dorian?" "Is that cocaine?" "Comedian, you know my song 'Bolivia is like a mother to me'." "Don't be such a drag." "Hey, kids!" "You lose a life!" "Here's an upper." "Then we'll take these bitchez to the VIP room." "You got an ID?" "I'll get you one." "What, you wanted me to treat drugs like this." "You could at least use a condom." "Condom?" "Sure." "Safe sex." "Come here." "Good morning, killer!" "You look wicked-- on this picture!" "I dreamt I was a folk star." "That's world music!" "Come on, rise and shine!" "Why a point for you?" "Well" "For hangover, the kid is becoming a star." "Way to go, kid." "We've got a problem." "What problem?" "He looks a mess." "No problem." "Son, you look like shit." "We'll fix it now." "One minute to go." "Let's go." "Take this." "Come on!" "You're out of you mind!" "I need your hands, not your brain." "Living proof that rock or folk, it doesn't matter!" "What matters is" "The good times!" "Master of music and fun, Dorian." "Good evening, Dorian!" "You bring us a handful of fun tonight." "What do you mean?" "You're simply glowing, Dorian!" "Is it because of your new CD?" "Ten new songs, ten new hits." "I can't take this anymore." "Dorian, are these tears of joy?" "I wanna go home-- I wanna go home!" "They say this new CD is the best so far, do you agree?" "You maniac, you scared my kid." "The woman is right." "This out-of-the-closet shit is ruining my temple of joy." "Let it go, tiger." "That was Mozart of joy and fun whose songs are" "Stop!" "You'll sing weddings to make up for this shit!" "Master Kalèa's eldest son is getting married tomorrow." "You'll sing with Beli!" "No!" "Really?" "!" "You know what?" "You'll put on a wonder bra so guests can stuff it with money!" "Do you hear me?" "Loser!" "I'll make you sing from a pigsty!" "Like hell you will!" "Borko!" "Well, Paviæ, you and your career are through!" "What?" "Autographs." "I should have done this a long time ago, fuck them all." "Let's go, sonny." "Good job, guys." "The Major keeps his promises." "You see, all of this belongs to him, my friend." "Give him the Telecaster, it's not yours, it belongs to the Major." "Dorian got what he deserved." "Did you take everything?" "Didn't I tell you he's gay?" "I'm switching to rock." "So, what will you do now?" "I don't know." "I'll get a job-- 9 to 5." "You'll be like your dad." "I mean, your mom is OK, but the old man is a bit too much." "What ever happened to rock'n'roll?" "This country has the R'n'R music it deserved." "I'm glad this whole Dorian and turbo-folk music thing is over." "But I'd like to go back and fix this." "I don't wanna be remembered by that shit." "I'd like to go back to my old life, too." "Thanks for reminding me, you know Momèilo!" "Give me that bottle, you've had enough." "Do you eat rabbit meat?" "That's all we ever eat." "Momèilo makes you sing at dinner?" "He does." "We sang 'She is awake'." "She is awake" "Come hear us tomorrow, my band, I mean, your band." "No." "You don't need a folk singer there." "And give me that bottle." "Don't, you're already drunk." "Bye." "Marko." "Marko!" "What?" "Are you coming up or not?" "Do I have to climb this way?" "No." "My folks are away." "Marko." "What do you think?" "What a bomb-- she looks innocent like an angel." "That's why we'll call this scene-- defloration." "Now you can unwrap the present I prepared for our anniversary." "And the present is-- me." "What's wrong, Marko?" "Don't be scared." "I can't do this." "You found someone else!" "No, I haven't." "It's just that there is this boy." "He loves you very much." "I can't do this to him." "Cherry, Dorian is gone." "But you can still have Beli, Noni, Žile." "That's not the way for a future father to behave." "We're gonna have a baby." "We're gonna have" "Honey-bun" "I just remembered, I turn 1 8 tomorrow." "There he is, all skinny, skipping breakfast every day." "Go ahead, ask him now." "No." "Sorry I'm late." "Today's youngsters don't have a clue about it." "Go ahead, ask him." "Why don't you ask him?" "Son" "Sorry, I'll stop playing." "Your mother has a favor to ask you." "You know how each couple has a song to" "Come on, woman, he's not a baby anymore." "As your mother already said, each couple, a man and a woman have a special tune reminding them of that first time when" "I know, dad." "When they kissed." "Let's not get into unnecessary details." "And today is our, as they call it, marriage anniversary." "Which song, dad?" "There's no way you'd know that song." "Maybe if you were 45, but at 1 7." "Let's imagine I'm 45, tell me." "It is a song 'Black Butterfly' by our famous, what's his name" "Not yet, Dad." "Now." "I can still remember, Momèilo when you came to the hospital to pick up Marko and me in your brand new ocher yellow Golf with a new radio." "Niš industry." "Miloševiæ had just taken over his duties." "Handsome as the late Marshal Tito." "Just a sec." "Wake up, kid, I know what to do." "Come on!" "Help, kidnapping, help!" "Borko!" "I love you!" "She never told me that." "CHEAP EVERYTHING FOR 99" "What is this shit, Jackie?" "Is that how it goes down?" "Well it doesn't!" "Excuse me, do you speak Serbian?" "Shut up!" "Serbian." "Amplifier." "We're looking for an amplifier." "Marshal means something else in his country." "Be quiet." "You're finished?" "I'm glad." "Look, we need" "Instruments." "Now you're talking." "Instruments, you know, music." "No-- sure" "There's no way we can find it." "You're hungry, huh?" "You'll choke on that fortune cookie." ""Magic box with the secret to your soul travels south, like a wind."" "Nice poem, very nice." "What was the name of the band that plays with you and Beli?" "Sad Wind." "What does it say?" "Get out." "Newlyweds get a flock of sheep with 5 lambs." "Aunt Persa from Pljevlje, dining set" "Apple of my eye." "Why is he shooting the apple?" "Fuck the apple, let's find the Marshal." "What?" "Come over here!" "Move!" "Don't be scared." "This way!" "There it is!" "Great!" "It's not damaged." "Shall we play?" "Can you sing some folk music?" "There's no way I'll sing folk!" "You wanna sing from pigsties for the rest of your life, like Beli?" "I know some traditional songs." "That should do it." "Dear friends, newlyweds, dear guests!" "You thought he wouldn't be with us today, but he is here!" "Dorian!" "Dear newlyweds, friends, we'll enjoy some more, thank you!" "Looks like I'll get my part of the contract sooner than I thought." "Chill, man." "Hey, I touched it first." "This is not a Serbian custom." "A touch of spaghetti western." "What are you doing, you'll get us killed!" "What, what, what, what" "You are now my favorite singer." "What is your name?" "Marko." "Come on, kid, mouth to mouth." "I can't embarrass myself, and you look gay, anyway." "Beat it, homo!" "Marko, we got our old bodies back!" "I was afraid your baby would be an orphan." "Whose baby?" "It's not mine." "I'll have a baby?" "!" "Whazzup, Beli?" "Mine?" "Whazzup, Beli?" "Don't be so mad, it's only a game." "I'll let you make some serious shit at this wedding." "You swear?" "I swear, pal." "Thanks, bro." "Honey." "Borko-- You're a completely new man." "I'm actually a new-old man, but it's a long story." "You're so lucky to have me." "Not many girls would forgive you the other night." "What night?" "We haven't--?" "First, you tried to rape me, then I tried to rape you." "Now you're acting like nothing happened." "Can I not talk?" "What?" "Never mind." "Happy birthday, son." "Sorry, it looks a bit like mandolin." "A good guitar is like a good shotgun, you know?" "Welcome to MTV news, this is Sara." "She manages one of the most popular local bands, TV Morons." "How are you?" "Great." "He sure plays this guitar." "Fucking electric shit!" "The place is packed, like in the old days!" "Like when Miloševiæ held his speeches." "This wasn't in the fuckin' screenplay." "Never mind, they won't put it in the film." "To sign a contract with an angel?" "It seems like an excellent business proposal!" "You also get a 666 years guarantee." "Well, I'll be damned!" "Literally." "What a horrible film, pussycat." "From now on, we do Spielberg only." "Come on, pussycat." "Mother fuckin' perverts." "Angel, I'll tell on you." "Devil, where are you?"