"Subtitles edited ♪♪by AsifAkheirESL@teachers.org" "One turtle, crawl, crawl, crawl." "Two fish, swim, swim, swim." "Three big lobsters, swim swim, swim." "How can lobsters swim?" "..." "They hop." "Three big lobsters, hop, hop, hop." "Four little girls giggle!" "Daddy has to cast off, now." "Play on the shore and don't get too near the water." "If you fall in, the Big Lobster will snatch you." "If he tries, I'll eat him." "If you eat the Big Lobster, then the demon will eat you." "There are no demons here." "No demons ?" "!" "..." "Look." "What's that in the water?" "Aha!" "It's me!" "It's OK, it's alright." "I was just for fun." "Look!" "Go, Daddy!" "Great!" "Great!" "Hurray Daddy!" "Yay, Daddy!" "You're so silly." "Sheng!" "What are you doing here?" "Where's your Dad?" "My condolences." "Thank you, Reverend Abbot." "Here's some silver and two salted fish." "Please accept them." "As a Daoist priest, my sole aim is to help the world." "I can't accept such precious things." "Hey everyone!" "Now that the demon's caught ...you must decide what to do with it." "Kill it!" "Isn't it dead already?" "Kill it again!" "Revenge!" "I want... revenge!" "You're all mistaken." "That's not the killer." "It's just a Manta ray." "He's docile by nature, positive and optimistic." "A fish of good character." "Just a bit big." "Who are you?" "I am an unshorn (not ordained) Buddhist monk, Chen Xuan Zang." "A demon-hunter." "We know about Manta rays, but we've never seen one so big." "The Daoist Abbot says it's possessed by a demon." "Mayor, look." "That's really not the demon you're looking for." "A good father was savagely killed by that monster." "His innocent family suffers!" "While you just spout nonsense." "You bastard!" "Bastard!" "Asshole!" "Scumbag!" "Everyone, listen to me." "The real demon's still out there." "Shut up!" "Have you ever lost a husband?" "Madam, I don't have a husband." "Have you ever lost a husband?" "Madam, I'm not lying..." "I've really, never had a husband." "Kill him!" "This fish is innocent!" "The demon is still in the water!" "Everyone, stay out of the water!" "That's nonsense!" "He's clearly in cahoots with that demon." "String him up and burn him!" "Burn him!" "Burn him!" "Burn him!" "Everyone, listen!" "I've already killed the demon." "It's perfectly safe here." "You can go in the water with nothing to fear." "Go!" "Go in the water!" "It's fine." "It's really safe." "Look, it's safe." "It's really safe now." "We're safe now." "Hey!" "Danger!" "Get out, fast!" "Hey!" "Danger!" "Move !" "Watch out!" "Danger!" "Hey!" "Danger!" "♪Are you fishing for anchovies Or fishing for Kingfishers!" "The demon..." "Help!" "Reverend, why is this happening?" "We're fine... fine." "On shore it's safe." "Yes...everyone stay calm." "Get on shore and we'll all be safe." "Sheng, Sheng!" "My daughter!" "Give back the money!" "What are you doing!" "You tricked us!" "What do you mean?" "I caught your demon, didn't I?" "Who knew there was another one?" "What do we do now?" "Stay calm." "This high up, we're safe." "How high are we?" "Very high..." "look!" "Don't anybody move!" "Stay down and you'll be fine!" "Don't run!" "Stay down!" "Just play dead!" "Don't move!" "Sheng!" "Mom!" "Sheng, stay still." "Don't move." "Mom!" "Don't come!" "Don't come!" "Mom!" "Little girl, don't go there!" "Mom!" "Sheng!" "Mrs. Gen!" "No..." "Sheng!" "No!" "Knife!" "Knife!" "Where?" "Get the knife!" "Here it is!" "No!" "Sheng!" "Mom!" "Sheng!" "It's OK." "Don't be afraid." "Mommy's here." "Mrs. Gen!" "Come out!" "Mrs. Gen!" "Come out!" "Give me back my daughter!" "My baby!" "My baby!" "Someone save my baby!" "Please save my baby." "Help!" "Hey, this robe was expensive." "Sorry...please help." "You'll pay for my clothes." "OK, that really, really hurts." "Let go!" "Don't!" "My baby's back!" "My baby's fine!" "Thank you!" "You're very welcome." "Reverend." "Abbot." "You're squatting in the right spot, Reverend." "Come help." "No I won't." "Hands off!" "We can't beat him in the water." "But if we can leverage and bounce him on shore." "Then we have a chance." "Hands off or I'll kill you!" "I swear, I'll beat you to death!" "Oh, I'm nasty!" "Thank you, Reverend." "I'll go!" "156.1 00:18:22,080 -- 00:18:25,152 I'll go!" "156.2 00:18:54,680 -- 00:18:56,872 I'll go!" "Aaaahh!" "Kill it!" "Kill it!" "Kill it!" "Excuse me!" "Make way!" "Thanks!" "Calm down!" "Everyone listen." "Let me handle it." "I'm a professional demon-hunter." "300 Nursery Rhymes" "♪ My child, my child..." "why are you so bad?" "♪ Bullying, cheating..." "how can you do that?" "♪ Learn to be good..." "learn to be loving." "♪ Love is in your heart..." "filling your life with warmth." "♪ Be good, be good and come home soon." "♪ My arms are always ready to embrace you." "♪ My child, repent with a sincere heart." "♪ You'll always be my dearest child." "♪ Be good, be good and come home soon." "♪ Study hard for a better future." "♪ Go back to being a filial child again." "♪ We were all born pure, like children." "You're a demon-hunter too?" "Based on what method?" "The Demon Hunter's Handbook." "What Handbook?" "300 Nursery Rhymes?" "It awakens the goodness within demons." "We are all born naturally good." "Plus my own interpretation, that everyone likes, I hope." "Says who?" "My Master." "And you believe him?" "Believe it or not, but I do." "As a matter of fact, I like childish tricks too." "Look!" "She is the real demon-hunter." "Hello, everyone!" "No need for this display." "Thanks!" "If you have any more trouble, come straight to me." "No need for thanks." "Straight cash will do!" "Money, money, money!" "Master" "Xuan Zang" "Master, I failed again." "I know." "The Water Demon you encountered today ...used to be kind." "One day he was saving a child by the river." "The villagers mistook him for a kidnapper." "They killed him and tossed his body into the river... feeding his body to the fish and creatures." "He was filled with such hatred and resentment that his spirit transformed into the Water Demon." "He returned to seek revenge on the villagers." "Master, I have a question." "Is the 300 Nursery Rhymes really that powerful?" "Why do you ask?" "I just want to destroy the demons, like the other demon-hunters." "Killing is not the best way." "Never forget our principles and beliefs." "A good man turns into a demon when his heart is overcome by evil." "We must remove the evil and keep only the goodness." "The 300 Nursery Rhymes wakes up our inner goodness, conquering the evil in our hearts." "Are you doubting our beliefs?" "No." "Just my own powers." "But you did your best." "You saved a baby, didn't you?" "I could have saved more people but I wasn't able to." "Master, you didn't see that girl." "She was only 4 or 5." "And I just couldn't save her." "They're dead because of me." "So many deaths." "Master, I'm so useless." "Maybe you chose the wrong disciple." "I did not choose the wrong disciple." "Absolutely not." "You're just missing that little 'something'." "What's that little 'something'?" "Just that little 'something'." "When your training is complete you'll spontaneously understand Then you'll know the infinite power of the 300 Nursery Rhymes." "Go, go." "Master!" "I know, just keep hard at it." "Master!" "Get going!" "Why is there no one here?" "Great!" "We can be alone now." "Face it, pretty boy." "We can't escape our 'kismet'." "Calm down, novice." "How can I when I'm looking at you?" "Then don't look." "You're horrible." "Welcome to the Gao Family Inn." "This way, please." "You both came at the right time." "No customers now, but soon it'll be packed." "Allow your servant, to proudly present our signature dish." "Look." "This is our famous roast pork." "Fresh roasted daily." "Crispy outside, tender inside." "Juicy, plump, yet not greasy." "How do they make it so delicious?" "Even the decor here is unique." "Look at that gorgeous candle holder." "But not as gorgeous as you, of course." "Must you go on about my face?" "Are you so shallow?" "What girl doesn't like a handsome boy?" "Still angry?" "Come on, let me look, let me look." "Fine, look until you burst and die." "What a stare!" "How come you're not dead?" "Esteemed guests, how do you find our roast pork?" "Great!" "Did you make it?" "No, Mr Hogman, our boss, is also the chef." "Here is "Meat Master" Hogman" "Mm, color, aroma, taste..." "perfect!" "Noble Sir, how do you make your roast pork so delicious?" "She asked you a question." "Your manners lack as much as your dancing." "Come, novice, let's go!" "Noble Sir, sit with us." "I have so much to say to you." "Heed me, novice." "Let's leave quickly." "Or I won't let you see my gorgeous face." "That's cause for celebration!" "Where are my firecrackers?" "I was just joking." "I don't mean to upset you." "Then face the other away." "You're upsetting me already." "You're so mean." "Noble Sir, do you find me unattractive?" "Then why won't you talk to me?" "Just say something." "I beg you, say something to me." "Welcome to the Gao Family Inn!" "You certainly have good taste." "We have great food and great decor, our guests love it." "Notice the tasteful candle holder." "Doesn't it feel romantic?" "The number of repeat customers tells you, how good our food is." "Come, come..." "This is our signature dish." "Our renowned roast pork." "Crispy outside, yet tender inside." "It melts in your mouth." "I guarantee that sir will be back for more." "We're very busy today, sir." "Please wait." "I'll find a table for you." "Sir," "I have a table for you." "This way please." "I'm a demon-hunter." "Reveal your true shape." "What do you mean?" "Oh, with fists?" "Alright!" "You're asking for it." "Miss, can I help?" " Yes !" " How ?" "Get lost." "Alright." "Enough!" "I'm about to burst!" "Can you take it easy?" "Thanks." "These tricks are pointless!" "Show yourself!" "Come out!" "..." "Come out!" "Come out and help!" "About time you called !" "How can I help?" "I've pushed his demon essence up in his throat." "Suck it out of his mouth." "OK." "What do I use to suck?" "Your mouth!" "You mean, use MY mouth to suck the stuff inside HIS mouth?" "How else?" "OK!" "You think there's no other way?" "Hurry!" "I can barely hold him!" "How about I hold him and you suck?" "What do you think?" "You idiot!" "Stop fooling around!" "Or we're both dead!" "OK, I can do it." "I can suck." "Sorry, I can't." "Run!" "Think he'll catch up to us?" "Probably not, he's wounded." "Are you alright?" "No big deal...it's nothing." "Give me a hand." "Demon hunters aren't prudish." "Push on my pressure point." "That Pig Demon was very powerful." "Of course." "He has the highest bounty of all, on his head." "Don't you want a piece of it?" "I'm not in it for the money." "I just want to help people." "With your skills?" "Don't you want to live?" "I don't think about it." "That weapon of yours is amazing." "It's an heirloom." "The Infinite Flying Demon-hunting Ring." "Infinite Flying Ring." "You're wounded." "Huh?" "Your nose is bleeding." "A little too much excitement." "(Internal injury)" "I'm Chen Xuan Zang." "May I ask your name?" "My name's Duan." "Miss Duan, thank you for saving my life." "You're thanking me?" "Miss Duan, Miss Duan." "When a girl closes her eyes, it means she wants you to kiss her." "Stop pretending..." "you know you want to." "Xuan Zang, you've recovered?" "Recovered?" "From what?" "From flirting." "How do you know I was flirting?" "How do you view the issue of 'men and women'?" "That's just 'Lesser Love'." "I'll have nothing to do with it." "I seek the 'Greater Love' for the whole world." "Want a bite?" "No." "Master, that's bad." "It's against our beliefs." "I don't mind eating goose, it doesn't matter." "Your mind wants to eat it but your mouth says no." "That's the little 'something'." "How dare you eat my goose leg, without paying?" "I have no money." "No money?" "!" "Stop right there, baldy!" "He hasn't paid!" "Stop!" "Master, you knew all along about the Pig Demon." "Pig Demon's original name was KL Hogman." "He was as ugly as a boar but he was a kind man, and infatuated with his wife." "But she cheated on him with a handsome man." "They murdered him with a nine-pronged rake." "His love turned to hate, and he became a demon." "He vowed to kill all women who lust after handsome men." "How tragic for him." "Master," "I can't handle such a strong demon." "Master, you take over." "OK, but I've been quite busy lately." "To defeat such a powerful demon ...you must find the strongest King among kings." "He might teach you how to defeat demons." "Who is he?" "The Monkey King, Sun Wukong." "He's been imprisoned by Buddha under Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years." "Monkey King?" "(Sun Wukong?" ")" "Master, he's just a legend no one's ever seen him." "He's quite easy to find." "At the foot of Five Fingers Mountain ...look for an old temple." "In front of it, you'll be able to see a stone Buddha, 13,000 feet high and 2,560 feet wide." "Sun Wukong is there." "Really?" "It's that easy?" "You'd have to be blind to miss... something 13,000 by 2,560 feet." "Don't lose any time." "Hit the road." "By the way, Sun Wukong... is a vicious Monkey;" "evil, cunning and resentful." "Be careful." "How do I convince him to help me?" "Use your knowledge...and this" "[ 300 Nursery Rhymes ]" "We fight demons from the West to the Central Plains" "All other demon-hunters are our enemies." "We kill demons and demon-hunters!" "No matter how skilled you are, you're dead if you meet us." "Are you a demon-hunter?" "I'm not a demon-hunter." "Why are you out so late in this demonic place?" "You still deny it?" "Are you a demon-hunter?" "Me?" "Wait!" "He's my husband." "We just had a fight" "I ran out and he came after me." "You got it wrong, really!" "He's only a music teacher." "You take out your song book and show her." "Hurry!" "See?" "Fine." "Prove you're a couple." "Do it right here." "What do you mean?" "Do it!" "Now!" "Do it?" "We couldn't possibly do it here in public." "I'd rather die than do it with her." "What?" "!" "You'd rather die." "You think I want this!" "Don't hit her!" "I'll do it!" "I'll do it!" "You can do it." "Just look at me." "You can do it." "You've really gone too far!" "We're gonna die..." "Hurry up or you're next!" "You're animals!" "You slaughter the innocent!" "Beasts!" "Such beasts!" "Fine!" "Take off your clothes!" "You're worse than animals!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "I'll help you...hurry!" "Hey, just keep going." "So you're all in this together?" "Alright, game's over." "Too bad." "No fun." "Pay up!" "Did it go well?" "Go well?" "!" "You've ruined it!" "Look how you sprayed the blood!" "You're still spraying!" "It's broken." "Mechanical failure." "You're all... useless!" "Please don't be angry, Boss!" "Boss?" "What's going on?" "I had no choice." "I'm already yours." "What do you mean?" "Have you forgotten?" "You kissed me and felt me up that day." "What?" "He kissed you and felt you up?" "Shut up!" "Lady Warrior, I apologize if I have offended you." "I'm just a simple, common demon-hunter." "I have...my dream." "I only live for the Greater Love." "Lesser Love isn't for me but no matter what I say, you'll never understand." "I'm a demon-hunter too." "I can understand." "That's good." "But my wish is to find the man of my dreams." "To start a family with him then live a simple life and that man is you!" "You're crazy!" "What shall we do with him, Boss?" "Take him away!" "Let me go!" "I need to pee." "Boss, this guy goes around with a Nursery Rhyme book going on about Greater Love and "Lesser Love"." "Clearly, he's an evil guy... who abducts women and children." "Boss, you must be possessed!" "Even a sophisticated guy like me can't seem to attract you." "Seeing you fall for him really breaks my heart!" "Which one is your heart?" "These two... my nipples!" "You've made it so obvious to him, your feelings." "This guy doesn't appreciate you." "He's so rude." "Not just rude..." "it's downright inhumane!" "What do you think, San?" "I feel..." "Can you first remove that get-up please?" "It's broken." "I can't get it off." "Someone help me." "Stay away!" "I feel... when I died just now he seemed to show some empathy." "But when so much blood spurted out ...and he didn't suspect anything that shows his low level of intelligence." "Frankly speaking, he's an idiot." "So, who's more dumb, you or him?" "Him, for sure right?" "Little Sis, was it rude of him to refuse my advances?" "Yes, but this also shows his positive qualities." "He knows what kind of woman he wants." "You understand me so well, unlike those stupid men!" "Although he looks weak and vulnerable ...if you like him, I'll support you all the way." "You're wrong..." "he's braver than any of us." "Although he looks like a nobody he dares to fight the demons with just his Nursery Rhymes and not even for fame or fortune!" "Now that's what I call a true man of courage." "I get it...now I understand." "Right?" "I get it now." "But...he doesn't like me." "That's not true." "I'm sure he likes you." "But you shouldn't act so tough." "You should try to be more feminine." "Come on, just try it!" "Not like that." "Why don't you try this?" "I don't know how." "Don't worry..." "The Obedience Charm" "You'll do exactly what I do!" "Go!" "Sorry, I just need to pee." "But you won't let me out, so I have to do it here." "Sis, help me." "Back off!" "You're spraying it on me!" "But I haven't started peeing yet." "How could I have sprayed you?" "Plug it up with a stopper!" "You're so cruel." "There's no need to plug it up." "I can hold it in." "But I don't have a stopper!" "If you won't plug it, I'll rip it out!" "Is there any justice in this world?" "!" "Great, yank it out for me!" "Cut the crap!" "Sorry, I didn't mean to..." "Get lost!" "Great, it's finally stopped." "What the hell did you do?" "!" "I swear, I'll kill you!" "You friggin' S.O.B.!" "OK, go for it!" "Go on, if you dare!" "Where's my sword?" "I'll get it!" "I can't take it anymore!" "Kill him!" "What's wrong with you?" "Stop it!" "Stop playing tricks on me!" "Wait!" "I said, stop playing tricks on me!" "Prepare the battle chariot!" "Ready!" "Get in!" "Start up the Ironblood System" "The "Ironblood System"?" "The Ironblood System uses hammering to push air from the air sacs through the tubes to... push the propellers and move the gears to generate power then refills the air sacs and repeats the procedure that generates inexhaustible kinetic energy." "Then the chariot can move." "Hurry!" "It's catching up!" "Full speed ahead!" "Fast, isn't it?" "Can you please be a bit more careful?" "What should we do?" "!" "The Pig Demon's up ahead!" "Do I look scared?" "!" "Just crash into him!" "Don't miss me too much." "Wake up!" "Don't scare me..." "Don't die!" "Wake up!" "Got you!" "See how worried you were and you still won't admit you love me?" "I knew it!" "I almost forgot about that Pig!" "Almighty Foot, why must you always compete with me?" "We all followed the demon's aura here." "Whoever captures the Pig Demon first is the best demon-hunter of all!" "Alright, let's forget the Pig Demon." "How about a one-on-one fight?" "The Pig Demon's tough, and even tougher under a full moon." "Who could beat him, besides me?" "!" "Look who's bragging!" "Hello there, Prince Important!" "They say your Sword Play is the best in the world!" "It's time for my Almighty Foot to take you on!" "I'll let you be Number One." "It's lonesome at the top." "How could you commoners understand?" "Keep it low-key, OK?" "Stop throwing the petals." "Boss, didn't you tell us to throw them?" "What does the cough mean?" "Are we throwing the petals or not?" "No!" "But you still have to pay us!" "I know!" "Actually, I don't know what she's talking about." "Wow!" "Where did you pick up these four "lovely blossoms"?" "Out in the wild." "I was lucky to find these four!" "Why not just walk on your own two feet?" "That would make me the same as you." "I, Prince Important, have my own style." "You're not important, just impotent!" "Listen, you can't just make random accusations." "Can't you read this word?" "It's "impotent"- no, wait, no!" "It's "important"." "I'm Prince Impotent - no, no!" "I'm not Prince Important!" "I'm impotent." "You-I was-I tell you, when I was a child I was impotent." "Buddha would know." "No, wait, no." "I've been very important since I was born." "I'm trying to stay impotent." "Enough!" "You all have amazing fighting skills." "Why not unite to fight the demon?" "If you let him go now, stronger, under the full moon." "then all our lives will be over." "With no fame or fortune left to compete for." "You don't deserve to be demon-hunters!" "And who is this beggar?" "I'm not a beggar." "I'm also a demon-hunter." "Oh, got it." "Give him some food." "We don't share the same goals and beliefs." "I must go." "Well said!" "I admire you so much!" "I support you." "I'll go with you!" "Go away!" "You keep blocking my way to Buddhahood." "Give me back my book." "What's wrong?" "We were doing so well." "Give me back the 300 Nursery Rhymes !" "300 Nursery Rhymes?" "!" "♪ Are you sleeping?" "♪ Are you sleeping, Brother John?" "Give me some face in front of all these people." "300 Nursery Rhymes !" "Fine!" "You!" "Hey, what are you doing?" "!" "Go ahead hit me." "Useless garbage!" "Idiot!" "Go to hell!" "Take a good look at yourself." "If not for me, would you be alive today?" "You think you're Prince Charming?" "Demon-hunter, my foot!" "This fellow here is the true hero in my heart!" "Want to go for a drink... and get to know each other, Handsome?" "Shh..." "I'm a humble guy." "It's such a burden to be so handsome." "You ugly people couldn't possibly understand." "Forget the drink then, let's just get a room." "I'm not available." "Boss!" "Leave me alone!" "Miss, are you free for a drink?" "Sir?" "Are you free?" "I've never dated a man before this is my first time." "So be gentle." "I'll try." "Five Fingers Mountain Starting Point" "At the foot of Five Fingers Mountain, look for an old temple." "In front is a stone Buddha... 13,000 feet high and 2,560 feet wide." "The Monkey King, Sun Wukong, is there." "Water Reflection Mirror" "Get off me!" "I'm here to find Sun Wukong, the Monkey King." "I..." "I..." "Sun Wukong..." "I'm Sun Wukong!" "You're the Sun Wukong?" "Sun Wukong, the Monkey King." "Mr. Sun, I'm so honored to meet you." "I'm Chen Xuan Zang." "Mr. Chen!" "Mr. Sun!" "Mr. Chen!" "You're finally here, after 500 years!" "No, Mr. Sun!" "Sorry, I'm a bit overwhelmed." "Sit...sit, sit!" "Mr. Chen, how handsome you are!" "You, too, Mr. Sun!" "According to the legend... you seem just a little bit ...different." "Well, it's like this... 500 years ago," "I was an ordinary monkey." "I had a tiny disagreement with Buddha and he used the Buddha Sutra ...to blast me down here!" "But I recognized that I was at fault, so I locked myself up in this tiny little hole" "and for 500 years I've never left once." "I've just... studied and studied the Buddha Sutra." "Look at me." "I've already dissolved the demon spirit within me and expelled it from my body." "I've even lost my demonic look." "So now within me, all that remains is ...truth, goodness and beauty." "So the Buddha Sutra is good, great and amazing!" "Actually, Mr. Sun, I've come here to discuss another important matter with you." "Please go ahead." "Please teach me a way to tame the Pig Demon." "KL Hogman?" "Yes, he's evil and has killed so many people." "No one has a clue what to do." "There is, in fact, a way..." "Come..." "This seal is the Holy Fire Spell." "I brought it down from Heaven." "It can destroy all demons and monsters." "But I don't want to kill him." "I just want to awaken his inner truth, goodness and beauty." "Right, didn't I just say that?" "Its primary function is just that;" "to awaken truth, goodness and beauty." "Oh no... it's too precious!" "Not at all, it's only worth a few bucks!" "But still, I can't..." "Take it, I insist." "I said it's a gift, just take it!" "Mr. Sun, is this the seal Buddha used to subdue you?" "By refusing my gift, you've offended me!" "Don't you know who I am?" "You know the 13 Gangsters of Flower Fruit Mountain?" "I'm their Boss!" "In those days, I had a cleaver in each hand ...from South Heaven Gate to Penglai East Road chopping back and forth for three days and three nights ...blood flowed like a river ...just chopping up and down" "...without blinking an eye!" "Didn't your eyes get dry... from not blinking for so long?" "What does it really matter if they're dry or not?" "What does that have to do with anything?" "!" "I was just curious." "Do you get the point?" "Was I talking about my dry eyes?" "!" "I was just wondering... such a long time without blinking." "Stop talk to me about my eyes getting dry or not!" "Damn it!" "Mr. Sun, please calm down!" "I didn't mean it like that!" "I meant I killed without so much as a blink." "And all you're concern about is my dry eyes?" "!" "Fine, I'll show you!" "Damn it!" "Are they dry?" "!" "Are they dry, or not?" "Are they?" "Can you see?" "Yes." "What else have you got?" "Bring them all out!" "Let me smash them all for you!" "Take them out!" "That's why I can't speak sensibly with you young people!" "You ask to borrow something." "No problem..." "I'll lend it to you." "Mr. Sun " "I'm fine now, thanks." "Young people nowadays have no appreciation." "Where's the gratitude and respect?" "Mr. Sun, you want it?" "Don't interrupt!" "You want to eat it?" "Open it yourself!" "I don't want to eat it." "You told me to bring it out for you to smash!" "Why I... !" "Let me out of here!" "500 years!" "How much longer do you want to keep me trapped here?" "!" "I've changed, I've done the 'enlightenment' thing." "Buddha, why won't you believe me?" "You ask Buddha why he doesn't believe you?" "But do you believe in him?" "If you did in fact experience enlightenment, he'd know." "He'd never give up on you." "You're saying I didn't really experience enlightenment?" "Let it go." "That's not the point." "Just do good with all your heart, and you'll reap the rewards." "Help me tame the Pig Demon to show you're doing good." "It's your chance to fight evil and give back to society." "You want my help?" "No way!" "Do you know how hard these 500 years have been?" "I haven't had a single bite of my favorite food, bananas!" "You want to get the Pig Demon." "Lure him here." "Though he was hurt by his wife and her lover... he still loves his wife deeply." "He always liked to watch her dance in the moonlight." "He even wrote a song for her to show his love." "So it's simple." "Get a pretty girl to sing and dance to that song under the full moon." "And the Pig Demon will naturally show up." "Then what?" "Then, leave the rest to me." "What are you doing?" "Mr. Sun, what do you think if I dressed up as a woman?" "Mr. Chen, don't embarrass yourself." "Oh, sorry." "Excuse me." "No, I just gave him a banana." "Why are you still following me?" "Because I'm worried about you." "I was up there when I heard you say you needed my help." "So I came down." "Who said we needed your help?" "Didn't you just say you needed a pretty girl?" "Go away!" "This is serious stuff." "Sorry, Mr. Sun!" "A pretty girl!" "You know just what to say." "I've always been this way." "I say what I think." "You're making me blush!" "You look even nicer that way!" "How about you stop saying what you think?" "He offended you just now!" "Let me apologize for him with this gift." "Oh no, I can't accept." "That's too much." "Give me a chance." "We don't even know each other well." "All good friends begin as strangers." "Mr. Sun, keep this up and I'll leave!" "If you leave, what will I do?" "You're naughty!" "We're not alone here!" "Who else is here?" "Alright, alright, let's go catch the Pig Demon!" "Miss, you just said you wanted to help us lure the demon." "Can you dance?" "I only know one dance." "Alright!" "Step" "Down" "Up" "Come on!" "Try it!" "Lift your butt a bit." "Quite good." "Miss, your dancing's really good!" "Not at all!" "Not as good as you!" "You're really good!" "Really!" "So may I go up and lure the Pig Demon now?" "Good!" "Really Good!" "This guy looks really familiar." "♪ My love is gone, she'll never return." "♪ I silently mourn my lost love." "♪ Though flowers wither, they'll bloom again." "♪ My long-lost love is beyond the clouds." "♪ Unrequited love fills my heart with sorrow." "♪ In our lives we can't change our destiny." "♪ Once we're parted, we can love no more." "♪ Could this be the fate Heaven planned for me?" "KL Hogman!" "Long time no see." "Let's go!" "Thank you so much, Mr. Sun!" "You saved people from a great harm!" "Not at all." "After 49 days, the Pig Demon will be reduced to ashes." "I know you have your own demon-taming beliefs, so I'm handing these two over to you now." "Thanks for your help!" "Tired?" "You should go home and get some rest." "Didn't I tell you?" "When a girl closes her eyes, she wants you to kiss her." "Miss Duan, I think I can help you!" "Mr. Sun..." "Sorry..." "I know I treated you badly before." "But I've changed." "I've decided to become a gentle, faithful wife and mother." "Would you accept me now?" "What are you doing?" "I've decided to marry you!" "This represents my love for you." "What are you looking at?" "Where the hell else can I go?" "!" "Ignore him." "Are you willing?" "This Infinite Flying Ring takes root in your flesh." "You'll never be able to take it off." "What are you doing?" "!" "I don't love you." "I don't want to marry you." "If I can't remove the ring, I'll remove my finger!" "I get it now." "I won't bother you any more." "I spent three days putting your book back together." "But I can't read very well so I made a mess of it." "I don't want it." "She's gone..." "Such a pity!" "Miss Duan has such a great body." "How do you know?" "I saw it with my eyes." "Why didn't I see it?" "Must be because you're blind." "Mr. Sun, thanks again for helping me." "Goodbye." "No need to rush off..." "leaving so soon?" "Are you OK?" "Yes, I'm fine." "Couldn't be better." "Goodbye, goodbye!" "Mr. Chen." "Is the moon full tonight?" "Very full." "That's wonderful!" "The cave opening's blocked by that lotus." "I can't even remember when I last saw the moon." "Finally, I tricked you!" "Oh, it's you!" "Did you think you could buy me off with a banana?" "!" "The lotus was the real seal and this is my true form!" "You freed me from the seal!" "I'm finally out of Buddha's control!" "You only got out of the cave." "Buddha's still here." "Still here?" "Die!" "Put down your hands!" "A mi tuo Fo." "(Amitabha Mantra)" "Put them down!" "I'll send you to meet Buddha!" "Who's that?" "Legendary King of Demons, Sun Wukong why are you so short?" "He may be short, but he's more demonic than ever!" "This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance!" "This is worth skipping dinner!" "Is this a Peking Opera costume?" "It's so cute..." "You're always scowling..." "are you unhappy?" "If you're unhappy, I'll play with you!" "Didn't we agree that he's mine?" "No, the old rule applies." "Winner, goes first!" "OK!" "Stone, paper, scissors!" "Are you upset?" "Stop throwing the petals!" "Hey, come on!" "I'm in a hurry!" "Let me go first!" "Pretending to be an animal, in front of me?" "!" "It's just a crazy monkey!" "It deserves to be stepped on!" "Today, you will die by my Almighty Foot!" "The Almighty Foot stepped on a nail!" "My foot is pierced!" "My foot's pierced!" " Yes, I know!" "I know!" "I can see!" "Alright!" "Quite Please!" "Oh, my foot!" "My foot!" "Can I please get some help?" "With what?" "Moving that foot!" "You should have said it sooner." "Why didn't you say it sooner?" "You should have said it sooner." "Say it!" "Why didn't you say it sooner?" "Why didn't you say so?" "Should have said so." "Help me move the foot!" "Why didn't you say it sooner?" "Move him!" "Wow!" "Not bad !" "I really had fun with you!" "Yeah, me too!" "I enjoyed myself..." "Gotta go, now!" "Your turn!" "Touch him and I'll kill you!" "No!" "Run!" "How dare you do this to him?" "You think I'm some vegetarian?" "Run!" "You're no match for him!" "I beg you!" "I'm not going!" "Motherfucker" "Why did you mess him up?" "I'm not some nice Buddhist girl!" "I've caught you again... and you still won't admit you love me?" "I love you." "I've loved you from the moment I saw you." "How much?" "Very much." "There's never been a day that ...I don't think about you." "How..." "long... will you love me?" "1,000 years... 10,000 years that's too long." "Just love me now." "Didn't I tell you?" "When a girl closes her eyes, she wants you to kiss her." "I just destroyed the woman you love." "There's nothing left of her." "How can your Buddha help you now?" "You're hurting so much that you want to die!" "What can your Buddha do for you now?" "[ The Buddha Sutra ]" "Lu lai!" "(Tathagata = Buddha)" "Buddha!" "You imprisoned me for 500 years!" "I'm back, and nasty as ever!" "And now I will destroy you!" "Xuan Zang about Greater and Lesser Love; how do you view..." "Love between a man and a woman?" "Love between a man and a woman is all part of the Greater Love." "Love is neither greater nor lesser." "Knowing pain, one can truly understand life's suffering." "Knowing stubbornness, one can let it go." "Knowing desire, one can release it." "Now you understand that little 'something'." "Do you now know your mission?" "All beings suffer." "I can not rescue the world from suffering and deliver mankind from misery" "That power lies only in the 22 Scriptures (in India)" "Go on your pilgrimage to the West for the scriptures." "It will be full of challenges and demons." "These three each have skills... and can protect you at all times." "I grant you your robe and ritual items." "From today, you are ordained a Mahayana disciple of Buddha." "Your new name is Sanzang.*" "Off you go!" "*Sanzang = Tripitaka:" "3 collections of scriptures" "Subtitles edited ♪♪by AsifAkheirESL@teachers.org"