"MAGIC BOX presents" "RWE ENERGY OF CZECH CINEMATOGRAPHY" "MAIN PARTNER NOVA" "CO-PRODUCER RWE" "PARTNERS KIA SEZNAM.CZ TATRY MOUNTAIN RESORTS" "MEDIA PARTNER EVROPA 2" "IN ASSOCIATION WITH HBO" "MONIKA KRISTLOVÁ AND DAWSON FILMS PRESENT" "Do you know what's up there?" "No." " Venus." " Hm." "And the few stars behind are the Gemini constellation." "Wonderful." "Venus in Gemini on our anniversary." " Do you know what that means?" " No." "This is the best thing that could ever happen to us..." "Talking about us, you should know I'm now seeing Ivan." " What?" " Yes." "Wait, how can you go out with Ivan when you're my girlfriend?" "But you're no good with girls at all!" "Move to another planet!" "10 RULES HOW TO PICK UP A GIRL" "...ONE YEAR LATER" "BASED ON A STORY BY CRISTIANO BORTONE AND FAUSTO BRIZZI" "Starring" "My God, Marie?" "can't you shut the door at least?" "Erik's here, so what's the matter?" "That's why we have the schedule, isn't it?" "Ecuador, inhale?" "Should I put some aftershave on?" "Sure." "What about the stars, Something wrong up there again?" "It's OK, just the Moon causing trouble with Jupiter." "And to make things worse, in the sign of Cancer." "You've been fretting over her for the past three months." " So I don't know what you're waiting for." " Well, I know." "But you won't meet the girl like this." "I know." "Look, if she's meant to be yours, she will be, OK?" "Hmm." " Good morning." " Good morning." " Are you all right?" " Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose." "No, it's OK, it's because of the Moon in Jupiter." " You come here often?" " No, why?" " Every time I come here I see you." " Coincidence perhaps." "Oh, excuse me!" "Love is just a virus, made in nature, for the purpose... of reproduction." "If you ignore her, you'll be all right." "He can't stop thinking of her..." "not everyone's like you." " Well, Batman has his Robin." " Batman isn't gay." "What about your dad, he could help you, couldn't he?" "Are you serious?" "His manuals are just for losers." "Whereas Marek here is Casanova." "Oh, Jesus, sorry!" "You don't know him, he messes up people's lives." "How, for example?" "You'll either be a doctor or an astrophysicist or an architect." "That can be handy sometimes." "You don't know what it's like when your dad wants you to be a superkid?" "Why did he teach you Chinese of all languages?" "He heard it's the language of the future." "And he wanted me to be ready for everything." "Get cracking, touch the branch!" "He simply thinks he is the world's greatest guy." "And I was supposed to be even better." "Oh well, we'll try another time." "I love you, come, my little ones!" "Ladies and gentlemen, everyone in the world, each of you is controlled by chemistry." "You feel you are angry, you're afraid, you're in love." "This book, How to Get a Woman, comes after several bestsellers." "It's based on the awareness of this." "It gives new and better methods how to win anybody your heart yearns for." "We should not forget the writer." "I'm very happy he's in my team." "If you want his autograph, now is the time." "Thank you." "This way..." " There you are." " Thank you very much." " A dedication?" "N-no." "D-do you think it'll w-work on me as w-well?" "Naturally." "I recommend Chapter 12." "Next please." " Good afternoon." " Want a dedication?" "Well, I haven't come for an autograph at all." "What did you say?" "It's Marek, he's got big problems with a girl." "Give him the book to read and his problems will be over." "You know he won't do that." "He's angry with you." "How can I help him, when I hardly know what he looks like?" "How?" "He's your son and he can't pick up a girl." "That's not a great advertisement, is it?" "Can you explain at least the basic idea of derivation... of the Thyserand criterion and its application to the solar system?" "This is your second attempt." "You haven't prepared, have you?" " I have but..." " But?" "I can't seem to concentrate." "Well, I'm very sorry." "Hopefully you'll be in better shape later." "But I can't give you any credit today." "Czechs versus Slovaks!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Can we play the planets game?" "You bet." "Did you pass the exam?" "Come on, Marek, you have just one year left." " You won't give up now, will you?" " I know." " Leave him alone!" " OK, don't worry." "How can I be so useless?" "I even can't make her acquaintance." "You're head over heels in love." "You need some help." "Somebody who knows the ropes." "I told you I don't want my dad's advice." " In that case we have a problem." " What?" " I've invited him for dinner." " What?" " Tonight." " Where?" " To our place." " Marie!" " What?" " There's nothing but weed and mess." " Oh yes, the weed!" "Everything out, there must be no sign of any weed." "You should air the room first." "What are you doing, what do you want to hoover now?" " Well, the flat's a mess." " Really?" "I hadn't noticed." "We're cleaning up." "And don't smoke here!" "Cleaning up?" "And what?" " What are you doing?" " Hiding it." "And what about the cassettes?" "Stoners." "Marijuana." "Turn them around at least." "What an apartment!" "?" "Everywhere." " Erik, where are you?" " He's here." "Hey, Erik!" "Erik, get up!" "Get up, my dad's coming in a moment." " We have to hide him somewhere." " Erik?" "Where, for God's sake?" "What about the basement?" "Pavel, what happened?" " No, no, they'll all die!" " Erik!" " What is he doing?" " What about the fuses in the corridor?" " In the corridor?" " Don't die, that's the main thing!" "Bugger off, you silly bitch, I'm with your sister anyway..." " I was good for you when..." " What do you think?" "What are you looking at?" "Watch out or you'll get hurt." "You want to kill them?" "Erik, take them away." "He's coming, let's go." "Come on, move, dude!" "Good afternoon." " Good afternoon." " Good afternoon." "Excuse me, where is Marek Bergr's flat?" "Over there." "Thank you." "Hi, dad." "Take some, we didn't have time to do any shopping." "Marie will bring something." " Do you want a drink?" " We've got only water." " Why don't you live on campus?" " Does it matter where I live?" " No!" " How can you study here?" " I have my own room." "Well, so you do." "Hey, dad, that's my business." "I send you money, so I can have some say, no?" "Now you're interested!" " None of your cheek!" " Here we are." "I'm very glad you have come." "We don't know what to do with Marek." "Normally, I wouldn't bother, I have no time for such things." "But when your friend here told me I thought it might make a good book." " What?" " Yes, I even have a title for it:" "Seduction Techniques for Hopeless Cases." "Do you have to embarrass me?" "I don't expect you've read any of the books I publish." "Look, I don't need your help." "I'll manage myself." "He's been trying to do that for 3 months." " Thanks, I'm not having anything." " He just gazes at her in the library." "A classic hopeless case." "I've prepared a programme for you." " But I don't need..." " A programme?" "Are you serious?" "Yes." "How can you apply something so exact as a programme to something... as illogical as humans?" "Have you ever heard of chemistry, young man?" "Marek's problems will be solved within a month." " Bullshit." " Want to bet?" " How much?" "What are you talking about?" "I have to agree first!" "Marek, what have you got to lose?" "She goes to the library every week." "Next week the stars will be aligned better." "Yes." "Near the theatre." "OK, I'm coming." "Oh my." "Excuse me, miss, excuse me." " Isn't this yours?" " Thank you." "And the scarf?" "Oh sorry." "I apologize, I'm..." "Wait, wait, stop, please, stop!" " Hi." " Hi." " Shall we go?" " It's very kind of you to come." " No problem at all." " I'm really sorry," " it must have fallen out." " It doesn't matter." " I'll buy you a new one." " Hi." " Hi." "10 rules how to pick up a girl." "I've chosen the best parts from my books." "This technique guarantees 100% success." "Your books?" "You haven't written a thing." "Do you know what a publisher does, young man?" "Do you think these scribblers would be anything without me?" "All the knowhow is here, get it?" "How come you can't get it printed in time?" " Nonsense." " Why's it nonsense, for God's sake?" "Women are affected by different things, see?" " You'll fall for anything." " And you're a jerk." "But everybody is different." "And when you have a system with one unpredictable element... you can never guarantee anything." "And there are loads of such elements." "That's chaos theory." "You've seen Jurassic Park, haven't you?" "If I had built Jurassic Park, nothing would have gone wrong." "Excuse me." "People always break up in the end anyway, so what's the point?" "Rule 1: the hunter should know his prey." "At least don't call her prey." "Look, love is a game, a cat-and-mouse game." "And to get a nice juicy mouse, the cat has to know its ways." "I thought she'd look like a model." "I'll have to exaggerate a bit?" "Are you more concerned with your book or with me?" "OK, she's attractive." "Take note of the details, body language." "She's no flirt, she's not offering herself." "The girl doesn't need a man at all." "Our object is a 25-year girl named Stefanie." "I'm impressed." " A student at the Faculty of Arts." " Majoring in French lit." " Excellent!" " What type is Stefanie?" " Quite a doll." " Hair?" " Brown." " Eyes?" " Two." " Erik!" " What did I say?" " Height?" " 165 cm." "Style?" "More like Laurel and Hardy?" "I think she's lovely." "Mother Slovak, father French, working at the French Embassy." " Actually, he's the ambassador." " What?" " Come and see." " It's starting to look promising." " What?" " Doesn't matter who she is." "She's a woman and the rules work on women." "She had a boyfriend, a Premier League footballer." " While she was studying at Oxford." " I see." "Don't worry, she must have some weaker points." " I'll help you." " Thanks very much." "She's charitable to a fault, she'd help anybody if she could." "That's for you." " Are you OK?" " Jesus." " What good is this?" " It may come in handy in due time." "But now the most important thing." "Is she single?" " Hi." " Actually there's this guy." "What guy?" "Filip." "His parents are wealthy, in the real estate business." "But he's just circling around her, they're not going out, so it's OK." "Well, he's got no chance against my rules anyway." "All right, what about Stefanie's other hobbies?" " Oh my God, no." " Well done." "The sport I hate most in the whole world." "Didn't I tell you tennis could come in useful one day?" "It will be useful one day!" "Come on, work at it!" "Ow!" "No chance, she's a superwoman." "Don't give up, take it as baptism of fire." "Seducing is just knowhow, and it's in here." "In this case it's more like science fiction." "Get lost, will you?" "Rule 2: she has to notice you." "She already has." "You weren't ready but we are, and we have a plan." "You have to try again." "What will be wrong with my leg?" "A sprained ankle." "Since she's so keen on charity..." "she's sure to help you get on." "And while she's doing that, tell her how it happened." "I've sprained my ankle while playing tennis." "Really, I also play tennis." "Do you?" "Haven't we already met?" "At the university, maybe." "Maybe." "Where do you study, at the Faculty of Arts?" "No, I'm studying astrophysics." "But I love literature, French poetry." " What do you say?" " Ingenious." "I've got a bad feeling about this." "Come on, it's a foolproof plan." "Your dad's simply incredible." " I don't know, Mars..." " She's coming, off you go." " Come on, get a move on!" " Take the crutches, you'll be fine." " Can I help you?" " Great, thanks." " Can I help you?" " No, thanks!" "But we need a good deed for the Scouts." "I said no!" "Who asked you?" "No, thank you, no, let me go, no thanks!" "No, I don't need a seat." "Let me go!" "Go away!" "Excuse me." " That's all right, sit down." " No, it's all right." " He put his hand in your bag!" " Who?" "Me?" " Where's my purse?" " I saw him!" " Are you following me?" " No." "Can you give me back my purse?" " I haven't..." " Is he taking something from my pockets too?" "Give it back!" "Stop thief!" "Police, there's a thief..." " You're such an idiot!" " Me?" "It's Mars's fault!" " What are you talking about?" " In that alignment something was bound to go wrong." "Next you'll be consulting a fortune-teller!" "Who did you get this from?" "Your Jurassic Park collapsed sooner than I expected." "He has to improvise, not just listen to what other people tell him!" " Like a bonehead." " Who, me?" " The plan was stupid." " You're beaten to it by a blind man!" "All you do is order me about." "You've been here a few days and it's the same old story." "Are you suggesting it's all my fault?" " Who else's?" " You think so?" " Absolutely." " What do you want?" " Look, it's her." "It's her." "Guys, let's get out of here, you do your best, go!" "I'm very sorry, the boys were shouting and I couldn't find my purse." "It was right at the bottom." "I've come to get you of jail." "I really feel embarrassed." "No, it's OK." "I could have been a thief or a crazy stalker." "I'll explain it to them and then invite you for a coffee." " Are you free now?" " Yes, well..." " Sorry..." " That's all right." " Here you are." " Thank you." "I see your leg's better." " My leg?" " The one in plaster." "Yes, right, the plaster fell off." "And what had happened to you?" "Playing top-level tennis for years has to leave its mark?" " This is a real mess." " Why?" "This is a stroke of luck." "This meeting shouldn't have happened." "He doesn't know the next step." " Well, he'll manage somehow." " You don't realize what's at stake." "The first meeting sets the tone, whether she's interested or not." "If you mess it up, there's no second chance." "Do you prefer forehand or backhand?" " We need an emotion bomb?" " An emotion bomb?" " Invalids, old people, kids." " Why don't you call Marie?" " Marie?" " Yes." " Marie has kids?" " Marie has lots of kids." "Call Marie, then!" "Let's draw another planet, the Moon." "If we've got the Earth we have to have the Moon." "Yes?" "Marek minus?" "we're losing him." "Jesus, Erik, you're stoned again." "I need to detonate your children..." " What?" " I mean, a bomb with your kids." " Oh, God." " Erik, cool it." "It's me." "I don't like playing for one club, so I keep switching." " And I like clay best." " Excuse me." " Will you excuse me for a moment?" " Sure." " What's the matter now?" " You're losing her." "I know that without you, why drag me into the toilets to tell me?" " Rule 3:" "Impress her." " There's no time for that now." " Hello." " Hello." "The ice breaks at the first meeting, do you get me?" "If I stay here any longer, she'll just leave." " Drop an emotion bomb." " What?" "Women don't just want a real and successful man." "He has to be sensitive, too." " What are you talking about?" " I'm lying about tennis." "Excellent, keep lying, but don't only speak about yourself." "Be interested in her." "Ask her questions, admire her." "Then we'll use children as a bomb." "What?" " I'm having a meeting." " What kind of children?" " We've already called Marie..." " Excuse me." "You have to keep Stefanie here." "Meanwhile, think of what to do with the kids." "What kind of thing, Dad?" "My God, you're a dimwit." "What are you good at?" "Stars, astrophysics, poetry." "It's now or never." " Goodbye." " Goodbye." " Get going!" " Excuse me?" " This is none of your business." " Well, you took your time." " Sorry, you know..." " I'll have to be going." " Me too." "I have an astrophysics lecture today." "You study astrophysics?" "That's great." "I've loved watching the stars since I was little." "So have I. When you think how huge the universe is... and we are so tiny." "Exactly, but even so, just imagine you're at the centre of it all." "With everything going around you." " Wait a moment." " Sorry." "That's astrology again." "Everyone can be the centre of the universe." "That's the best thing about it." "You'll have to teach me some time." " And what do you do?" " I'm studying literature." "I'm interested in lesser-known 19th century French poets." " Such as Louis-Xavier Teja?" " You know him?" "Are you kidding?" "Wait, he wrote verses like..." "Let me think:" "Nature compliant to our supreme commands..." "Go, go!" "You know what I like best about France?" "The way it smells." "I love lavender, and the other thing I love about France..." "You speak Chinese?" " I learnt it when I was little." " I see." "Uncle Marek!" "Hi." "Can you give me a piggy-back?" "Yes." "These are kids from a nearby kindergarten." "Do you want to be the centre of the universe for a while?" "Here we have Mercury, Venus, and Lucinka will be the Earth." " And what have we got here, kids?" " The Sun!" "Let's try it out the way we said." "Planets above your heads..." "Ready?" "3,2,1, go!" "Let's go!" "I hate to admit it, but you're a genius." " Ow, what's that for?" " You've got a girlfriend?" "At least calm them down now that you've got them all excited." "I have to go now, but we could do this again." "Actually, it's my birthday tomorrow, will you come to the party?" "10 Kopernikova Street, and bring whoever you want." "To Mark!" " Well?" " It's delicious." " It cost a fortune." "Kids, everything's fine but we still have work to do." "Rule 4." "I personally call it The Three Guards Rule." "We have only a man here but we can use our imagination." "So far you've just been surveying the landscape." "But this will have to change at the second meeting." "It's time for attack." "To be successful you have to outsmart the three guards:" "Brain, heart, libido." "You mean her pussy?" "Call it whatever you want but that's where we start." "He's no good." "Marie, come here, let's try it for real." " Me?" "OK." " Come here, that's it." "Wait a moment, not you." "You're too good." "You're bound to succeed." " All right, you take my place." " Why Pavel?" " Me?" " Yes, come on." " OK." "Stand face to face." "Pay attention!" "Use any opportunity to touch her." "Softly, as though accidentally." "And look into her eyes all the time." "That's the strongest aphrodisiac." "If you do it right, the first guard... will be begging the second one to open the gate." "Dad!" "The heart is conquered, thanks to the emotion bomb?" "You just have to finish it off." "What do you see?" " Jesus, you look stupid." " No, I, I just..." "Quiet, concentrate." "I know it's on the tip of your tongue." "I see eyes, they're brown..." "I'm losing myself in them." "They're like a well, deep, but not cold." "Lovely eyes." "I seem to have known them forever." "Stop, stop, stop." "You shouldn't overdo it so much." "You have to cool off so she doesn't get too sure of herself." "Then she'll want you even more." "Good." "Hey, Erik, it won't stop." "I told you the gas pedal tends to get stuck." "You have to step on it, or we'll end up in that garden." " Why are you stopping here?" " We'll go on foot." " Why?" " We can't turn up in this." " Why not?" " Do you have to drink so much?" " I just tripped." "Look, we're trying to impress her." "We will, the Indian stuff still works." "Leave it for later." " This is the place?" " She said 10 Kopernikova Street." "I'm not going there." "Wait, where are you going?" "We've been invited, haven't we?" "I'm going with him, he needs support." " What about the cake?" " What's wrong with it?" "Perhaps we shouldn't really." "It's a laugh." " Wait." " What's the matter?" "Can I help you?" "Pavel!" "We've come to see Stefanie, we're invited to the party." " What a party!" "And food!" " Hey, Erik, wait!" "My dear, all the best, good health and happiness." "Thank you." " Hi, Marek." " Hello." "Sorry, I forgot to tell you about the dress code." "They let us in." "You look great." " All the best." " Wow, that's lovely." "One day I'll show you what goes on up there." "Or I can tell you your destiny?" "I'll be back in a minute." "Wait here." "All the best." "Young man, who let you in?" "Stefanie invited me to her birthday party." "Our daughter." "Where do you know her from?" "From the library, but we met earlier in a bus, then at the police station." "It's a bit complicated." "But I'd better be going." "Filip, could you get Stefanie, the fireworks are about to start." "Is that young man here with you?" "Have we met?" "I'll roll a joint and we'll get to know one another." "No." "Marek, this is a great guy!" "How long have you known each other?" "Stefanie!" "Excuse me." " This cake wasn't a good idea." " What?" "The Amadeus guy looked into the box and took it away." "What if he's a cop?" "I told you not to bring it, you freak!" "Sorry." "This is it?" " Can you help me?" " Of course." " Thanks." " I'd do anything for you." "Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt." "I've brought you the telescope." "Wait, Marek." "We were thinking what to do with your cake." "If my parents find it, they'll kill me." "Could you take it away?" "Hurry up, the fireworks are over." "Have you been upstairs?" " No." " No?" " No." "But I saw you coming down." "You know it's out of bounds?" "I just took the telescope for Stefanie into her room." "And where are you going with the box?" "Outside, to get some air." "May I see what's inside?" " Why?" " What do you mean?" "You've been traipsing around the house, carrying a box..." "So it's logical that I want to know what's inside." "Just some rubbish." "I've already called the police, so don't cause trouble!" "Sorry." "Stop!" "Hey!" "Have you read this?" "Instead of picking up a girl you cause an international incident." "What's with the phone, what do you want to do?" "Rule 5." "Absolutely fundamental." "After the first date the key thing is... not to be the first to call, even if the meeting was a disaster." " Leave me alone." " There's a superman hanging around her." "And the two of them seem to have something going on." " Did they kiss?" " No." "I don't know, but they were pretty close." "That doesn't mean a thing." "See what I told you." "Take the call!" "Hi, Marek." "I was just going to call you, Stefanie, I'm really very sorry." "Stop apologizing." "They've found it was just a sponge cake." "So you won't be deported?" "No, but my parents would like to deport you." "Don't grunt, for God's sake!" "Remember Filip?" "The guy I introduced at the party." "Filip?" "Oh, that guy." "He's invited some people to his quarry." "It's in the countryside." "No city lights, you can see meteorites with the naked eye." " Yes, sure." " Marek..." "I thought, would you like to join us?" "We could try out your gift." "That would be great." "It's pretty basic there, if you don't mind." " I like that kind of wilderness." " Wilderness?" "Tell her you like the wilderness." "Say:" "I love the wilderness." " I love the wilderness." " I also like it rough?" "If you have a rival, you have to show you're better." "I know, you already said that." "Filip seems to be a strong rival but what is his domain?" "Parties, embassies, tennis, simply city life." "But out in the countryside you'll be the alpha male." " Really?" " Sure." "Couldn't the alpha male sleep out in the open?" "Pack it in, once you get the knack, you'll trounce him." "You have to get it down to under a minute." "We thought it better to buy lots of stuff." " Ow." " You could go to Alaska with this stuff." "Alaska?" "Where's that?" " Nothing grows there." " The barbecue special." " What the hell is that?" " Carp, what else?" "For barbecuing." "I don't want to underestimate you, but you'll need a firelighter too." "Alpha male." " Won't you change your mind?" " Mum, I'm a big girl." "I'll be OK." "Good morning." "Wait, it takes a while but once the engine starts, then..." "No problem, the main thing is to get there." "You can tell your friend that his old wreck runs pretty well." " You think so?" "Ruza." " Ruza?" "Ruza, that's what Erik calls it." "Thanks for letting me drive, I love old cars." "My God." " Did you say something?" " I said it's wonderful." " Yes, it is." "Filip!" " Hello." " Hi." "You're alone?" "Where are the others?" "Called it off at the last minute because of the weather." "There'll be just the two us, if you don't mind." " There'll be three of us." " Hi, I'm Marek." "Oh, you're the one with the cake." "Marek is an expert on stars, he can teach us a lot." " How was the journey?" " Great." " You brought a tent as well?" " Yes." "It's nice." "I've got one, too." " Oh, it's big." " It's for two." "I had a tent like that when I was six;" "I pitched it in our garden." "This one's been through a lot." "Wow, you're good at that." "I'm no good at things like that." "If you fetch some firewood, I'll put up your tent too." "Great." " To make things quite clear..." " You're blocking the light." "I've invested into Stefanie months of hard work... and I prepared this weekend to bring everything to fruition." "I see, very interesting." "Excuse me I've got to make a fireplace." "I've already made one." "I've got something." "Let me help you." " It's a bit damp." " That's OK, we'll manage." "It's beautiful here!" " Hey, what are you doing?" " I'll catch something for dinner." "He won't catch a thing." "Thank God I bought lots of food." "Come over here, let's all sit together." "Shouldn't we get inside the tent now it's raining?" "I don't mind, I love the rain." "We're in luck, dinner's on the way." " So fast, how did you do it?" " I once took a survival course." "You have to factor in the refraction of light on the surface." "And aim ahead of the fish." "Get some forks so we can cook it." "It looks old and dull." "You sure it wasn't dead before you caught it?" "Just shows you only shop in supermarkets." " You had time to gut it as well?" " Easy when you know how." "Go and fetch the forks, I've never roasted carp." "You've brought a guitar, that's great." "I thought we were going to watch meteorites." "Meteors!" "Meteorites are meteors that hit the Earth." "But today we'll watch Perseids." "They are dust particles that burn up in the atmosphere." "And where in the universe did the particles come from?" "They are part of the tail of a comet that lagged behind." "And now they are trying to catch up with it." "That's really interesting." "How about having a game before it gets dark?" " A game of what?" " Tennis." "Dad's friend has a cottage nearby." "With a tennis court." "That's great, Marek plays for a tennis club." " Does he?" " Yes, but..." "That can wait." "Come on, Marek." "It's OK, I don't need to knock up." "At least you'll have head start." "Let's play a proper set right away, shall we?" "Sure." "Let's go, then?" "I hope we beat him." "He always wins." "Sure, he's got no chance." "15- love." " Serving to you." " I know that." " Can you stand?" " I don't know, it's the ankle again." "Perhaps you shouldn't have strained it so much?" "Should I call an ambulance?" "No, it's all right, it's not that bad." "Something's on fire." "Oh God!" "Shit!" "Looks like you'll be sleeping in the open." "But the carp's cooked to perfection." "Oh shit." " Shit." "I'm coming!" " Are you OK?" "The water's freezing." "Pull me out, will you?" "I can't manage myself." "What will you do now?" "Jump in?" "How will we get out afterwards?" "Grab this, I'll pull you out." "We'll all end up down there." "Hold tight!" "Hold on!" "It's got caught!" "What?" "You're gonna break it, Einstein!" "Free it, then... pretty boy!" "Watch out, what are you doing?" "Oh, shit!" "You've come to save me?" "I'd come to save you anytime, day or night." "Look out!" "And you weren't afraid jumping down into the water?" "With you I don't think twice, you know that." "No, please no." "Over there, that's Andromeda." "It's beautiful!" "That's the Great Bear, Andromeda's on the other side." "Thank you." "Dad." " Here you are, for you?" " Thanks." " Are you ready to order?" " Not yet." "One moment." "I'll have this." "Thanks for coming along and ruining everything so nicely." "If I hadn't scored yesterday, I'd give her the elbow." "I tried all the rules, and nothing." "And yesterday it was all impromptu, and she swallowed it hook, line and sinker." "It'll be plain sailing from now on." " You've got rules?" " Of course I've got rules." "And by the look of you, you need some as well." "It will be your best investment you ever make." "Really?" "Buy some books so you know what I'm talking about." "The tap sprays a bit." "You smell so nice." "I remember this fragrance from my childhood." "I remember..." "What is it?" "I've fallen head over heels in love with you." "But I cannot put up with this any longer." "But how will you get home?" "Rule 9." "In view of your plight, I'll skip the kissing and love-making rules." "If you can't beat your rival, you have to destroy him." "Our target must be discredited." "Marie, you'll be our bait." "You know what to do, don't you?" "Sure, no problem." "Guys like him always want to have a good time." " You've hooked it up?" " Yes, I have." "It's 2 October 2013 and I'm going to play tennis, for the first time." "It's being recorded?" "Hi, you're a really good player." "What's wrong with my serve?" " I really want you." " So do I." "I wonder what's going on there?" "Wait, I need some special foreplay." " Foreplay?" " Hmm." " What kind of foreplay?" " Well..." " Now!" "Time for my baby." "The Pearl of Malaysia." "Anyone not ready for Malaysia is in for a big surprise." "Hello, tiger." " You found this in his place?" " Yes, right in his computer." "My God, what's this?" "An incredibly detailed database of all his girlfriends." "Nice." " This one, Sugar-pie." " Sugar-pie?" "My God!" " Well I never..." " That's heavy." "This is better than your video!" "And what about Stefanie?" "Yes, wait, wait, here we are, "final plan"." "Dinner." "Chateau Mcely." "Chateau Mcely, well well." "It's obvious." "This is where he takes them for their first... rumpy-pumpy." "It's his hunting ground." " That's enough." " What a bastard!" "Calm down, we're going to do this, aren't we?" "Sure thing." "We've got the girls' e-mail addresses." "Quite enough for rule 9." "Monika." "Hi, Monika." " Hello." " Hello." " Filip, at last!" " Hi, how are you?" "I've been waiting for you here for ages." "That's great news." "Who is this?" "I'll see you later, I have a match and I'm late." " What match?" " My niece, she's completely crazy." "Darling, have you finally realized you were beastly to me?" "Me, beastly?" "There must be some mistake." "I don't know her at all." "I knew you wouldn't forget your Sugar-pie." " Are you out of your mind, Sugar-pie?" " But I'm Sugar-pie!" " Anybody could say that." " What does this mean?" "Nothing, I don't know, let's go." "At last, Filip." "What's this girl doing here?" "Great, it's working." "Thanks." " I don't envy him this." " I think they're gonna kill him." "One betrayed woman is bad enough, but when you have ten..." "May I ask you for your attention." "I know what I'm going to say now might sound strange..." "Excuse me." "I know I've made lots of mistakes in my life." "Where are you off to?" "I'd like to apologize from the bottom of my heart." "Believe me, there's a new man standing in front of you." "And for that I have one person to thank." "I've invited all the girls who were important in my life, to announce that from now on there is only Stefanie for me." "What am I to do with you?" "If you fail today, then you'll have wasted four years of study." "Could you give me a different question?" "What does your astrology have to say about your problem?" "Sorry?" "Well, draw it for me." "Go ahead, please." "Mercury's in the third house and Venus is gaining influence." "Saturn is in Aquarius which is my sign, so everything should be OK, but..." "That's enough." "I see you have no problems with your horoscope." "I've got this problem, so I calculated it." "And did it help?" "Look, you've been an excellent student for 4 years." "I'll forget you were here today." "See you in two weeks." "Thank you very much." "Marek, I understand your passion for astrology, but you're studying physics, so you should believe in yourself." "So long." "You're not going home?" "You shouldn't keep her waiting long." "Who?" "Thank you." "Sorry." "I'd have tidied up if I knew you were coming." "Marek, come and sit here." "I want to talk to you." "I've thought a lot about it." "Hold on, will you?" "Sorry." "Hello." "It's complicated." "Suddenly you two appear and what am I to do?" "You told me you love me and I care about you as well." "You're a good listener, you're sincere, but so is Filip lately." "So I'm confused." "But if you were to repeat what you had said last time... that would definitely help me come to a decision." "What I said in the restaurant?" "Yes, something like that." "Sorry, I guess I'm rushing things." "No, no, I just don't know..." "OK, I'll give you a minute." "Can I go to the loo?" "In the corridor, just round the corner." "All right, then." "Stefanie, this was out of love, I only didn't know how..." "She should feel important, like you've known each other a long time." "And like she was the only one you could confide in." "Please wait, Stefanie." " You're not taking my phone calls." " I want to be left alone, Dad." " You've been on your own, for ten days." " Leave me alone." " Shouldn't you be studying?" " I don't want to hear it, dad." "None of your advice or rules." "You've turned me into the biggest scoundrel under the sun." "Excellent." "Now the last rule, number 10." "When she chucks you for good, don't collapse, you have to forget." "There are millions of other women out there waiting for a nice boy... like you to smile at them." "And this is what?" "Another rule designed to control me?" "Marek, please!" "You want to control me, to have me doing your bidding." "Just like Mum." " But I won't do it, never." " Marek, cut it out." "Your rules are useless for me, just like you, Dady." "Marek, get up." "Oh, Christ, Pavel." "I was just dreaming I kept throwing a ball." "What a nightmare." "Look, I have a friend in a maternity ward in hospital." "And Filip has knocked Stefanie up." "She's pregnant." "Too late." "It can't be true, tell me it's not true." "Of course it's not true, but it could be, if we don't move fast." "Look, we've been checking out your pretty boy." "And he's currently dating three other girls." "And he's got his eye on these ones." "He's a fast worker." "He's one big sex machine." " And what about Stefanie?" " You remember Chateau Mcely?" "He's taken her there today." "You should call your dad." "Shit, I told him all about it last night." "I've got to see him." "He'll forgive me for this." "I think he will." "Dad, yesterday I was drunk and said things that are no longer true." "I'm sorry." "Let's forget about it." "You have a problem and I can't let you suffer, can I?" "Could I borrow your car?" "Dad, I told you to leave it to me." "What?" "How far can I go on reserve?" "Dad?" " Bon appetit." " Thanks." "To us, then." "To your lovely eyes, lips and hair." "So this is where you bring your girls you want to charm them?" "I always thought I had found the right one, but then..." "Since I met you I know that it isn't enough just to think so." "You have to feel it." "I'm really glad I met you, Stefi." "Filip, I..." "Don't worry, you take the bed and I'll sleep on the couch." "I just wanted to spend an evening with you, nothing more." "Filip, please!" "No, Stefi, wait..." "I'll just be a minute." "Stefanie, over here!" "Filip, I think I'll go home." "How will you get home at this hour?" "Wouldn't you like a massage?" "Will you have some wine?" "Here you are." "Shit, I've had enough of this." "What the hell is it now?" " You ordered dessert, sir." " I'm sorry." "Poached pear in vanilla syrup." "Marek, what are you doing here?" "I hope you haven't run all the way from Prague." "Because it's pointless." "What do you two want from me?" "Stefi, I understand you're nervous." "But I love you and you love me." "I've never felt such harmony of two souls before." "I feel I've known you from a previous life." "Stefi, please come back to me." "Please." "Stefanie, I know I've messed it up terribly and you'll never be mine." "I still care for you, and this guy who's on his knees here, well..." " Are you jealous?" " No." "Well, yes, but I don't want anyone to hurt you." "But I won't be yours, Marek." "It's enough for me to know that you're happy." "Fuck her, she screwed up big time today." "That's a relief for me." "And you can forget about getting her into bed as well." "I know." "But that's not what's important, is it?" "You're crazy." " I'm fine." " I can see that." "I'm meant to give you this from Lucinka from kindergarten." "Wow!" "Your relationship is serious, isn't it?" "If only it were as simple as it is with children." "You just have to play with them a few times." "A lizard." "A kangaroo." "No, it's not a kangaroo." "It's a dinosaur." "A nasty one." "It's going to eat you." " Hi." " Hello." " Your dad told me where to find you." " He never gives up." "Actually he wanted to take all the blame for it." "I've been thinking about it." "I think that if you had told me the truth straight away, do you think I wouldn't want you?" "But you didn't want me." "Ah, well." "You were really afraid I'd get hurt?" "Now I'm not happy." "Because of you." "If you were to meet a new girl, what would your horoscope say?" "I've through with all of that." "I've got Mercury in the fourth house." "So if I wanted to start anything today, well..." "Ow!" "Come on, kids, let's go, shall we?" " I wouldn't do this if I were you." " Why not?" "Lucinka, come along." " Leave him alone!" " Ouch." " She loves me." " That's her bad luck." " Come here!" " I'm not going!" "Marek, Marek!" "Tada!" "Dad, thank you." "Pleased to meet you." "Hey, dad, now it's your turn." "Go straight to rule 8." " Hi." " No!" " Hello." " This place is taken." "You're free..." "Born to be wild!" "Born to be wild!"