"Gentlemen, eyes to the front!" "Pick your targets." "Private, my new tunic." "Gentlemen, prepare for war." "Stand at ready!" "And..." "Charge!" "Charge!" "Oh, yeah." "Give it to her." "Yeah." "Oh, I love it." "Timeout." "Reload!" "All right, girls." "Take 10." "Hmm." "Heh!" "I did everything back in the seventies." "And then I did it again in the eighties, just to make sure I still could." "I mean, after all that coke, right?" "What do you mean?" "Like, orgies?" "You kidding me?" "Back in the day," "I lived with five, six models at a time." "And the sex." "What can I say?" "What can I say?" "I was born in the era of free love." "Let freedom ring." "You know what Tony Curtis once said to me?" "He said, "I dove into the swimming pool at the ambassador hotel." "When I got out, it was 30 years later."" "Live for today, my friend, 'cause tomorrow, you're gonna get fucked." "♪ You have been all your life ♪" "♪ Wishing well for everyone ♪" "♪ Don't look back, step aside ♪" "♪ You deserve a second chance ♪" "♪ Time is right ♪" "♪ Fix your hair" "♪ change your face ♪" "♪ Change your face ♪" "♪ Prepare for torture ♪ ♪ in your mind ♪" "Mr. ward." "What were you thinking?" "Hello." "Hey." "Is this wade ward photography?" "Yeah, that's me." "I want to hire you for a job." "Okay." "Tomorrow." "Great." "Hello." "Hello." "Hello?" "Photographer." "All right, I want-- Come on." "Turn around." "Turn around again." "This time, you're running away." "Running away." "It's cheesy." "Running away." "It's cheesy." "All right, that's it." "That's it." "Now come on." "I need you in the light." "Move over here." "Attagirl." "Hold it." "All right." "Now slip down ever so slowly." "Attagirl." "Attagirl." "There you go." "All right." "Give me some-- give me some baby pink now." "Ah, beautiful." "All right, now." "Both fingers, darling." "That's it." "Hold it right there." "Hold it." "All right, reload." "Socko, what the hell are you looking at?" "Reload my camera." "All right." "All right, girls, take 10." "Courtney, no smoking." "I don't want to be cleaning the red out of your eyes for the next hour." "Are you the photographer?" "Uh, yeah." "Wade ward." "What was that?" "Wade ward." "Wade ward." "I like that." "Kind of sounds like a superhero." "Wade ward." "Wade ward." "Stewart fox." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you, too." "What?" "Oh." "You weren't expecting to see all the tits and ass, were you?" "Hmm?" "Hmm?" "No." "All right, get out of here," "You harlots!" "I want to speak to this young man in private." "Great." "You like what you see, wade?" "Make yourself at home, wade." "Would you care for a mai tai or a glass of wine would you care for a mai tai or a glass of wine or--or perhaps a snort of coke?" "Let me over!" "Asshole!" "So what's your story, kid?" "I'm a photographer from L.A., grew up in old Hollywood." "L.A., huh?" "Yeah." "Cool." "Me, I was born in a shithole in Brooklyn, got the fuck out and hitched out here when I was 17, you know?" "Sunset strip." "You know?" "Sunset strip." "Surf's up, baby." "Yeah." "You surf?" "No." "What?" "An L.A. kid who doesn't surf?" "Heh." "What's the matter, kid?" "You never got enraptured by the beach boys?" "'Cause I know I sure as fuck did." "Hey." "Well, wade, what I'm looking for is a photographer who can shoot some behind-the-scene photographs for me for my book," ""the world's greatest erotic photographer ever."" ""The world's greatest erotic photographer ever."" "Nice." "Okay." "What?" "Did you think you were gonna be shooting a family portrait?" "No." "No." "I just--yeah." "I don't know." "I'm sorry, man." "My head's just all over the place." "Um, I can do that." "You're a good photographer, right?" "Mm-hmm." "Well, if you're a photographer, then I'm sure you're familiar with both my name and my work." "Heh." "Man, I'm sorry." "I gotta be honest." "Before I came in here, I had no idea who you were." "Honest." "I like that." "Honest." "I like that." "Let me show you something, kid." "Here you go." "Take a look at these." "Go on." "There's a lot of money to be made in erotic photography." "Nice." "And I am the world's most published erotic photographer." "That's why Donna came up with the idea for the book." "How old are you, wade?" "Uh, 21." "21." "Great age." "Echo, Courtney, this is wade." "Echo, Courtney, this is wade." "He's gonna be working with us for a few shoots." "Nice." "He's cute." "Hi." "Yeah, well, don't suck the life out of him yet, darling." "We need him." "Well, if everybody's all right, let's just get started." "All right." "Here you are, wade." "What's this?" "It's some lube." "It makes it all so much more inviting." "Well, why don't they do it?" "Eww." "Because they get their hands sticky." "I thought that I was just shooting pictures for your book." "I thought that I was just shooting pictures for your book." "You are shooting pictures for my book, but first you oil the harlot." "I'm a photographer." "I take pictures, okay?" "I don't--that's it." "Come on, wade." "It's easy." "You take a q-tip, you dip it in the lube, and you apply it to the cooze." "And we never double-dip the cooze." "Heh." "We never double-dip the cooze." "I don't like "cooze." Why?" "Call it a yammy." "Call it a yammy." "Yammy, yammy, yammy." "Ooh, yammy, yammy, yammy." "I tell you what." "Henceforth and forever," "I shall call it a yammy." "I shall call it a yammy." "Wade, would you be so kind as to apply the lube to echo's yummy yammy?" "Come on, lube monkey." "I need lube." "The lube monkey!" "Come on, wade." "I can't work like this." "I hereby dub you knight, herr wade." "Just get in there, and slap it on, buddy." "Well, why don't you have your assistant do it?" "Oh, you don't think he would jump at the chance?" "I'd rather be shooting pictures." "Do I have to do everything myself?" "Give me that." "All right." "That's it, baby." "Mmm." "There." "That ought to do it." "There." "That ought to do it." "I'm the king." "All right?" "Now, whatever the king says goes." "That's the price you pay for the gig, you know?" "Yeah." "So, how long do I have to cooze yammies before I can take some pictures?" "Hmm." "You really are a trip, wade." "Listen, you don't cooze yammies, okay?" "Yammy is a cooze." "Wh" "I want you to forget all that shit, all right?" "You're gonna get your chance to shoot, you're gonna get your chance to shoot, but you're gonna have to be patient." "I like that picture over there." "You know, I'm actually working on a series of--of photos myself with the precept of--of godlessness versus illumination and them coming together." "That's a great picture." "Who took that picture?" "I did." "Wait a second." "You took that picture?" "Wait a second." "You took that picture?" "Screw you, kid, and all your artsy-fartsy bullshit." "Let me tell you something." "I earned my bones the hard way, and so will you, if you ever get 'em." "I worked for five years for "wanker" magazine, for that prick Saul goldspan." "All right?" "I did everything, and I'm talking about I drove his car," "I was a gofer, a bodyguard, a drug absconder, you name it, before I got to shoot one fucking picture, so I don't want to hear any of your fucking complaints, kid." "What's this?" "Hmm?" "This was in our bedroom." "This filthy, wet, germ-ridden towel this filthy, wet, germ-ridden towel was strewn across my 500-thread-count pillowcase." "Welcome to my world, wade." "Wade, this is Donna." "Donna, this is wade, the photographer." "He thinks he's Andy fucking warhol." "Well, that's great." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "What do you think of all of this?" "Uh, it's, uh-- It's interesting." "I've been showing wade the ropes." "Yeah." "Yeah, I bet you have." "Has he got you cleaning toilets yet?" "Not yet, but close." "You stand up to him." "He's a softy at heart when he's not drinking." "Anyway, I'm gonna give you my email address." "Anyway, I'm gonna give you my email address." "Send me everything that you shoot." "I want you to shoot him with all the models." "And, stew, you shoot in the master bedroom again, babe, and I'm gonna cut off your balls." "Whiner, party of one, your table is ready." "Welcome to showbiz, kid." "Ah, wade, you don't lube yammies." "How do you feel about answering doors?" "Hmm?" "Oh." "Well, then, I'll go answer the door, then." "Oh." "Well, then, I'll go answer the door, then." "At last a member of the kingdom." "Hi." "Um, I'm Heather." "I mean, uh, queenie." "Yeah, the seal must have broke." "I can see that." "Oh!" "Um-- I'm sorry!" "I'm wade." "Hi." "Um, I'm here for Stewart fox." "Yeah?" "Yeah?" "Um, um," "I'm shooting with him tomorrow." "I'm here for some test shots." "Follow me." "Um..." "I like your name, queenie." "Thanks, um, wade." "I love you, Courtney." "Heh." "Thank you." "And, echo," "I couldn't even begin to focus my camera without those blue eyes, darling." "Hi." "Ah, you must be queenie." "Look at you." "You're such an angel." "Queenie, this is Courtney and echo, queenie, this is Courtney and echo, major adult-film stars." "Hi." "Hi." "Hi." "Major." "I see you've met wade." "What's this?" "Somebody return their champagne?" "It says, "no, thanks."" "Ah, it must be that crazy woman from across the street." "You know, she digs holes all through the night." "Probably burying a body or something." "Oh, and the seal was broke." "I didn't open it." "Well, waste not, want not, I say." "Yeah, pass it." "Courtney, germs." "Socko!" "Get us some champagne glasses!" "I believe I'll test it first." "I believe I'll test it first." "Mmm." "That's good." "That's good." "This is the way to start a day." "Probably burying a body or something." ""The world's greatest erotic photographer..."" ""Ever."" ""Ever."" "That stuff is disgusting." "All right, mount up, you dirty bitches." "We're not done here yet." "We're gonna do a bunch of blow-job shots with Courtney and a strap-on." "Blow jobs, really?" "Again?" "What's your problem, Courtney?" "Nothing, but are we taking photos, or are we putting on a fucking show?" "What the hell's the difference?" "What is this, "mutiny on the fucking Booty?"" "Get on the set." "Hey, Stewart." "Why don't I take some test shots of queenie in the other room?" "Ah, that's a good idea, wade." "Ah, that's a good idea, wade." "Why don't you take some test shots of queenie in the other room?" "Use the polaroid, and shoot in the kitchen." "It's all right." "I got my digital." "Well, if everyone's done bitching and moaning, can we get started?" "Echo, would you be so kind as to get on your knees and mystify the planet?" "Oh." "I don't think we're supposed to be in here." "Who cares, right?" "Go over to that window." "Yeah." "Are you nervous?" "No, I'm ready." "All right." "Mm-hmm." "There we go." "Perfect." "No, I wasn't even smiling for that one." "No, that was the best one." "Trust me." "And relax." "There you go." "Turn your face into the light a little bit." "Just a little bit." "Yeah, right there." "Yeah, right there." "Okay." "Nice." "Now get on that bed right there." "And don't smile for this one." "Why?" "Am I messing it up?" "No, you look gorgeous." "Wade!" "I gotta go." "I gotta go." "Okay." "Wade!" "Um, you know what?" "It's my first and last day, so I don't know if I'm gonna see you again." "Okay." "Uh, bye." "Um, it was nice to meet you, though." "Good luck." "Thanks." "♪ Boy behind closed doors ♪" "♪ No truth... ♪" "♪ No truth... ♪" "Wade, you want a beer?" "Yeah." "So what's the deal with the champagne?" "Well, Donna and I throw a party every now and then." "You know, it smoothes out with the neighbors." "Oh, yeah?" "Cool party?" "Cut the small talk, kid." "Wow." "She looks good there." "Yeah, she's beautiful." "Yeah, we'll see how she does tomorrow." "Hey, wade." "Hmm?" "You remember when Donna said not to film in the master bedroom?" "You remember when Donna said not to film in the master bedroom?" "You know?" "So when I say film in the kitchen, you do that, okay?" "All right." "Yeah?" "Your work looks promising." "Thanks." "Hey, socko!" "Get the vacuum, and clean out the master bedroom before Donna gets home!" "I trust no other cleanup will be necessary." "No, no, no, no, no." "No." "It's all good." "Really?" "Yeah?" "Yeah." "How you like being in the porn business?" "I'm not in the porn business." "I'm just taking pictures of a guy in the porn business." "Yeah?" "I used to be you." "Yeah?" "I used to be you." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "Heh." "You need some money?" "Nah, I'm good." "Heh." "I'm gonna enjoy corrupting you, wade." "We'll see." "Well..." "Have a good night, maestro." "Maestro?" "I like that." "That's a sign of respect." "All right, then." "Hey." "It was nice to meet you." "Yeah." "Hey..." "You want to smoke some weed?" "Sure." "Cool." "Yeah, I've only had maybe three real boyfriends in my whole life." "I've only had a couple serious girlfriends." "I've only had a couple serious girlfriends." "But I've never even really been out, like, on a traditional, like, date." "Heh." "Dates are overrated." "Mm-hmm." "Traditional ones, anyway." "My ex-boyfriend and I..." "We never even made out, like, for real, unless it was on film." "Heh." "Fuck." "I wonder how long that guy's been there." "I wonder how long that guy's been there." "Is he always around here?" "I don't know." "Do something with that." "Yeah, he's around here a lot." "Relax." "You relax." "Put that in there." "Just relax." "I'll walk you to your car." "How you doing?" "Good." "Hi." "Good." "Is there a problem?" "We're just heading home." "No." "No, no problem." "Nice night, though, right?" "Yeah." "Just got off work." "Just going home." "Yeah." "Just got off work." "Just going home." "Oh, really?" "What do you do for a living?" "Model, like, actress." "Model-actress." "Yeah." "I'm actually kind of famous." "You're famous?" "Wow." "Really?" "Heh." "I'm wade, by the way." "Wade." "Yeah." "Right." "I'm Christian." "I mean, th's my name, not the..." "Christian, the cop." "Ah." "Pays to advertise, right?" "I'm Courtney." "Courtney." "Is that with a "c"?" "C-o-u-r-t." "I like it." "Thanks." "I like it." "Thanks." "Mm." "A model." "Yeah." "Wow." "Don't meet many models." "Yeah." "What's up with that, eh?" "I don't see very many cops." "Well, that's a good thing." "Yeah." "Good girl." "Well, I'm gonna head home." "You guys have a-- Have good night." "It was nice to meet you." "Okay, wade." "Good to meet you." "Bye, wade." "Take care." "Thank you, my dear." "Thank you, my dear." "Sublime, as always." "♪ We make beginnings ♪" "♪ Till we take their end ♪" "♪ Now we do it again, ah ♪" "Look, you're asking for a freebie, Wally, and I don't do freebies." "Look, why don't you get one of your digital wonders to do it?" "Bye." "Hey, wait a second." "I want to talk to you." "Because I'm not gonna work for that kind of money, shylock!" "Because I'm not gonna work for that kind of money, shylock!" "Why?" "Because that's the money I made in 1978, dude." "Stew, I gotta go." "Where you going?" "Just running some errands." "Oh, errands." "Great." "Look, I've wasted enough time on this phone call today." "You call me back when you have the right-sized envelope." "Good morning, my liege." "So glad you could make it." "Hey, wade." "I loved the photos you emailed me." "You've got an amazing eye for composition." "Oh, thank you." "You know what?" "You could learn something from this kid, big boy." "You could learn something from this kid, big boy." "Ah, thank you, nut grinder extraordinaire." "Hey, he's the maestro, not me." "Ah." "Brownnosing will get you everywhere, wade." "So, um, listen, the other day, you offered me some cash up front for the job I'm doing for you." "And I recall you turned me down." "Guilty." "But listen, um, I kinda changed my mind, so if that's cool with you..." "That's good." "Why don't you come see me at the end of the day?" "You ready to shoot today?" "Absolutely." "All right." "Get ready." "All right." "I'll see you on set." "All right." "All right." "Socko, get the fucking door!" "Hi!" "Hi." "Heh." "Hello, my petite wonder." "I think I'm gonna go run those errands later on." "Mm-hmm." "Ria." "Yes, sir?" "Run queenie through the works." "I expect to be shooting in 20 minutes." "What now?" "Let's go, your majesty." "Hello." "Heh." "You gotta be kidding me." "I would never go to cabo with you, asshole." "I would never go to cabo with you, asshole." "Hey, socko!" "Lovey?" "Lovey?" "Here, kitty, kitty..." "Kitty." "Oh." "You're not lovey." "No." "It's your nephew, Chris." "I know that, silly." "I love it when you come to see me." "I love it when you come to see me." "Just stopped by to, uh" "To bring some groceries, uh, aunt Gloria." "Thank you, sweetheart." "So you, uh, got your good cologne on again today, eau de vermouth." "Shucks." "You know, you gotta be careful, Gloria." "You get in your car, get in an accident or, worse, kill somebody, it's--it's just bad." "Well, that's just silly." "Well, that's just silly." "Yeah." "I suppose it is, since you never leave this house." "Hey, let me make you some tea and cookies." "That's okay." "Gloria, I-- No, no." "I--I made some sugar cookies just for you." "See" "Aw, shit." "Oh." "They're not sugar cookies." "They're brownies." "Hmm." "You like brownies, huh?" "You like brownies, huh?" "Yeah, I like brownies." "Okay." "Let me just..." "Let me help." "Pick these up and-- No, I'll do it." "It's all right." "I--I really do have to go, aunt Gloria." "No, don't go." "Let me fix you a cup of nice, hot tea and brownies and" "Okay?" "Don't--don't go." "Okay." "I'll-- I'll stay for one cup." "Shut that fucking dog up, socko!" "Shut that fucking dog up, socko!" "Oh, eat my crusty shorts, faggot." "I am famous for my skin tones." "Nervous?" "Why?" "'Cause I'm smoking?" "Hey, man, six months ago, you asked for pissing!" "It's urination, Ronnie!" "Nah, 'cause you're biting your lip." "Goddamn, scum-sucking, fucking neanderthal!" "Fun?" "Yeah." "Donna, I haven't had fun since I snuck in to Woodstock when I was 14." "Oh, god." "To Woodstock when I was 14." "Oh, god." "Somebody's gotta pay for the house that porn built!" "If I don't give 'em what they want, I don't get paid." "How 'bout this one, wade, huh?" "The fox family locked in connubial bliss." "Stewart, you asshole!" "I am the king of assholes!" "You used to love what you did, and so did everybody else." "Yeah, and what the hell do you want from me?" "This is my life or what's left of it." "What?" "Oh." "You want detachment." "Well, how's this for detachment, you pretentious cocksucker?" "Yes." "All right." "Now give me just a little bit more." "Now give me just a little bit more." "That's it, honey." "That's it." "Yes." "All right." "Now give me a little more." "You want more of this?" "That's why I'm here, baby." "Gotta take care of you." "It's your virgin shoot." "Oh, I'm a virgin?" "You know who you remind me of, queenie?" "Who?" "You remind me of my future ex-wife." "Ria." "Yeah?" "Could you get in there and straighten out her makeup, honey?" "Okay." "Done." "Done." "All right, sweetheart." "I want you to concentrate, okay?" "I'm trying." "Try harder, okay?" "Roll over." ""Roll over."" "Am I a model or a terrier?" "Are you leaving?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I think I've, uh, seen enough." "You sure you don't want to stick around?" "Maybe we could have dinner together for a change." "No." "No, no, no." "I've got things to do, and if I go, you can concentrate." "And if I go, you can concentrate." "All right." "I know." "I smell the blood..." "Of a wirgin." "Heh heh." "There you go." "Am I doing good?" "Uh-huh." "That didn't sound very convincing." "All right." "Just spread your legs just a little bit." "Huh." "Just a little bit." "Huh." "Okay." "Wider." "Wider." "So, uh, where you staying?" "In a hotel." "So, you ever do any films?" "No." "Heh." "What hotel?" "What hotel?" "Look, I would never do a porno." "I'm not a whore." "I--I know." "I'm just saying, you know every photographer is gonna try to get you to do something different, you know, something you haven't done before." "Oh, really?" "Yeah." "You know, first it's fingers." "Then it's toys." "Then it's girls and boys." "Then, you know, next thing you know, you got a saddle on and a harness, and you're fucking a dog." "Whoa, bro." "I didn't sign a release for that." "That's it." "That's it." "That's it." "That's it." "Am I doing this thing right?" "Absolutely, but I need a little penetration." "Two fingers, all right?" "I don't do two fingers." "Oh, come on." "Just a little, hmm?" "Come on." "All right." "How much?" "This much." "Hmm?" "I'm just kidding." "You know what I don't need?" "I don't need your fat butt telling me to stick my fingers in my coochie!" "I'm going to the bathroom." "Come on, come on, come on." "Where the hell are you going?" "You're so photographable like this." "Heh." "You're so photographable like this." "Heh." "Oh, this is insane." "Socko, I need you to give this girl a ride home." "I don't think things are gonna work out." "Sure." "Okay." "I can do it." "You sure?" "Yeah." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Uh..." "Ah." "Thanks." "So do you want to get some dinner?" "Or maybe a drink?" "I don't know." "Yeah." "Um, cool." "Yeah." "Um, cool." "Okay." "♪ 256 megabytes of love ♪" "♪ I downloaded your heart ♪" "Oh, my god." "I'm so tired." "Did you like the first day?" "Uh..." "Uh..." "Yeah." "It was..." "Fun, I guess." "Mm-hmm?" "Mm-hmm." "You know that guy who was helping with everything?" "Socko?" "Yeah." "Um, did you know that he followed me to the bathroom?" "What?" "Mm-hmm." "He, um" "He licked my arm." "Eww!" "Gross!" "Ahh!" "That dirty bastard." "Think he'll sell those photos?" "Oh, for sure." "Yeah, part of me hopes that they won't sell." "Is that weird?" "You know that you're a model, right?" "Yeah." "And you're incredibly beautiful." "I just didn't plan on being this kind of a model." "Still," "I didn't want to be showing everything." "I didn't want to be showing everything." "Then why'd you do it?" "I need the money." "Yeah, don't we all?" "Don't we all?" "♪ Well... ♪" "Ah..." "Home, sweet home." "I like it." "♪ I see my girl... ♪" "Yeah." "It has a certain charm to it." "You drink this?" "Not, like, regular." "It's really, really awful." "It burns my throat." "Bottoms up." "I also have this, if..." "You want to-- I don't know." "♪ I see my girl ♪" "♪ I see my girl ♪" "♪ Watch me over there... ♪" "I only need one hit." "You look like a dragon." "One-hit wonder." "You're faded." "Look at you." "Oh." "Put it on." "Look up." "See?" "Uh-huh." "Wait." "Come here." "I'll do you." "No." "Yes." "Mm-mm." "Mm-hmm." "I don't think so." "Come on." "I don't think so." "You have beautiful eyes." "I love it when men wear makeup." "I don't know about this." "It looks really sexy." "You'll see." "Mm." "Shh." "My mom used to do this for me when I was little." "My mom used to do this for me when I was little." "Get to play dress-up." "She used to take me shopping all the time." "Hmm." "We'd just..." "Look in the windows." "Your mom, was she" "That is perfect." "You're gorgeous, really." "Let's see." "Look." "You ready?" "Are you ready?" "Smile for the camera." "Not like that." "Smile again." "You're a natural." "Hmm." "Mm-hmm." "All right." "My turn." "That's enough." "What?" "I want your fucking nipple hard." "Okay?" "Do something." "Tweak them." "Courtney, bite it." "You asked for it." "Socko!" "Ice!" "Socko!" "Ice!" "That's it, honey." "Like that." "♪ I see my girl ♪" "♪ Look so beautiful tonight... ♪" "Give me just a little bit more." "♪ I see my girl... ♪" "The finger." "Spread 'em." "Wider." "Wider!" "That's it." "Go for the pink." "You know, in-- In stew's studio..." "Uh-huh." "Yesterday..." "Uh-huh." "Yesterday..." "All right, my little Petunia, how do you like that?" "Huh?" "Eh, you like that, don't you?" "All right." "Yeah?" "I thought you were..." "Well..." "You were, weren't you?" "Mm-hmm." "Yes." "Mm-hmm." "Yes." "Hold that." "And..." "You're such a slut." "When?" "What?" "I disgust you, don't I?" "No, you don't." "Well, I do, in this." "It's not the-- I'll just take it off!" "Fine." "Here!" "Is that better?" "Here!" "♪ Whaah ♪" "Hey, queenie, what" "Is this about the clothes?" "What is this about?" "Sorry." "I can't." "I don't understand." "I want to know what this is about." "I'm sorry." "I just-- I can't..." "What?" "I can't." "Hey, are you okay?" "Just stop." "Hey, where is everyone?" "Ah, stew's on the phone, and, uh, Ria took a higher-paying gig." "Really?" "Yeah." "Stew's really pissed." "Huh." "Fucking choke you out." "Where's the model?" "Are you the model?" "Yeah." "No, she's in the bathroom putting on her makeup." "I'm going out." "I made some-- Of course I did, asshole!" "That's what you asked me to do!" "Is that about queenie?" "No." "Yeah." "I mean, they love her." "I mean, they love her." "It's just that they want more." "You're a fucking moron." "And of course they're really pissed off with stew, because he keeps using the same wardrobe and props." "What the fuck is socko doing here?" "I thought he fired him." "Well, he did, but he couldn't find a replacement, so I guess he figured fuck it." "Queenie's not here." "Listen to me, you little prick!" "I was the center of the universe in my field while you were squawking and sucking on your mother's fat tits!" "Y con yo' madre, y yo' puta." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "I switched to digital for these cocksuckers!" "What are you laughing at?" "It--it's funny, stew." "It's funny?" "Now you're standing there with a stupid fucking grin on your face?" "I mean, what the fuck is that about?" "What the fuck goes on in that sicko, socko fucking brain of yours?" "Stew!" "What the fuck?" "I know what you're doing, you little fuck." "You've been jerking off while everybody else is out here trying to make something decent out of this fucking shit." "Trying to make something decent out of this fucking shit." "Stew!" "Stop with this crazy" "Get the fuck out of here right now, you little fucking shit!" "Why are you doing this?" "You are acting like a crazy man!" "Look, I run my ship the way I want to, Donna." "Nobody touches one of my girls inappropriately." "That is not the point." "You are scaring everybody with these crazy tirades!" "Who the fuck am I scaring, Donna?" "Huh?" "Wade, you scared?" "Huh?" "Right." "Like-- All right, that" "That's it!" "Shoot's canceled!" "Right." "Well, I am out of here!" "Right." "Well, I am out of here!" "Fine." "Sayonara, bitch." "What else is new?" "Shoot's canceled, but if you'd like, um, you could stay for a swim." "Hey, it's wade." "Um, I wish that I could take you away from all this stuff." "He's a bit of a scumbag, and, uh--and I'm definitely not leaving this message, and, uh--and I'm definitely not leaving this message, because that's fucking god-awful." "Hey, it's wade." "Give me a call." "♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪" "♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪" "♪ 1, 2, 3 ♪" "Hi." "Hi." "Um..." "Oh, thanks." "Yeah, that's what I was looking for." "Sorry." "I was sleeping." "Yeah, I can tell." "Go back to bed." "No, um, you can come in." "Yeah?" "I was just gonna get up and smoke a bowl anyway." "Okay." "Come on." "You sure?" "Mm-hmm." "All right." "I can't believe that you travel with a bong." "I can't believe that you travel with a bong." "That's hilarious." "Now you gotta hit it." "No." "It's going already." "You gotta go." "What?" "You can't let it stop." "Do it." "Go!" "Take it." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Come on." "You're out of your mind." "You can do it." "Be strong." "Oh!" "So, what are you up to today?" "I'm supposed to be working with Stewart." "I'm supposed to be working with Stewart." "What, did you quit or something?" "No." "Oh, he got into, like, a full-on brawl with socko." "Really?" "Well, it wasn't like a full-on brawl." "But he definitely smacked him, so I'm gonna have to cancel the shoot." "I think that guy, like, left me a message on my phone." "He's the weird one who licked me, right?" "Yeah." "Oh, he smacked him." "Like double bitch-slapped him." "Shut up." "He smacked him one for real?" "One?" "He smacked him, like, four times." "No." "Yeah." "He was, like, bam!" ""I know what you're doing." "You're jerking off."" ""I know what you're doing." "You're jerking off."" "Bam!" "Who broke it up?" "Donna?" "Yeah." "Oh, my god." "What did you do?" "I was taking pictures." "Of course." "Right." "You're funny." "You're funny." "No, you're funny." "You're funny." "Your face is funnier than" "Stop!" "Sorry." "I want to live in Hollywood." "You shouldn't smoke those." "You shouldn't smoke those." "So, hey, how do you, um" "How do you become an actor?" "Mm, I don't know." "You, uh-- You get head shots and send them to agents, I guess." "But how do I get those?" "I could take 'em." "Really?" "Mm-hmm." "Seriously?" "Yeah." "Really?" "No, I'm lying to you." "Oh, my god!" "I would totally kiss you right now, but my tongue feels like it has fur on it." "Mmm." "Where are you going?" "I'm going to get my camera." "So Cleopatra's rolling over in her grave right now." "Drop your chin." "Okay." "Put your hair behind your ear, like that." "Ahem." "Okay." "Shit." "Shit." "That's pathetic." "Stupid." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Hey, you." "Hey." "Hi." "Courtney, the famous model." "Chris, the cop." "You remembered." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Hi." "Hi." "I was, uh" "I was hoping that I would see you again." "So what brings you around here today?" "You" "I kind of work here." "Duh." "Oh, you-- You work" "I work." "Duh." "You--yeah." "I work." "Duh." "You--yeah." "Heh." "That was really shitty." "I shouldn't have said that." "I'm sorry." "Um..." "That's okay." "Do you want to-- I don't know" "Do something sometime or not?" "You mean like lunch?" "Yeah." "Well, yeah." "Yeah." "Cool." "Well, let me ask you." "Do you, uh" "Do you like to bowl?" "Oh, my god." "I'm a really good bowler." "Really?" "Yeah." "I used to be on a league and stuff." "I would like to see you bowl." "I bet you'd look great bowling." "Maybe we should do that." "Bowling's really" "Excuse me." "Yeah." "Detective Wagner." "Detective Wagner." "Bill?" "Yeah." "Hold on one" "Just--just one-- Sure." "Yeah, did you see that?" "Fuck me running." "I know." "Right?" "Dude, more than words." "More than words." "I'm--I'm that" "Hold on a second." "I'm sorry, Courtney." "I--I, um" "Yeah, yeah." "It's important." "Sure." "Listen, why don't I call you, and..." "Okay." "We can-- we can do that." "I don't have a pen." "Do you have a" "You know what?" "I have" "You know what?" "I have" "I have a card." "There you go." "I'm right there on that, and you call me..." "Cool." "And we will bowl." "Bowl." "Right." "Yeah." "Okay." "Cool." "Yeah." "All right." "Bye, Chris." "Bye." "So, uh, bill" "Yeah." "So those guys were just freaked out." "Um, so I have this friend." "Yeah?" "And, um, her brother" "My friend's brother did, um" "He was really awful to her he was really awful to her and cruel and, like, hit her and was controlling and stuff and" "Where is this coming from?" "I don't know." "I think stuff about stew hitting that guy." "I don't--I don't know." "Uh-huh." "Well..." "Does she" "I mean your friend." "Does she have a boyfriend that she'd be more comfortable talking to?" "Well, she always thinks" "Well, she always thinks" "I mean, I think that she" "If he knows that she has problems, then he maybe wouldn't like her anymore." "Well, I mean, I think that--that her boyfriend would probably think that, uh, every good relationship has problems and that's just part of it." "That's just what I think." "Will you lie down, please?" "I'll let her know what you said." "Mm-hmm." "Well, if she's as pretty as you are, would you mind introducing me?" "You idiot." "Close your eyes." "Open them." "You're totally into me." "Cool your jets." "I knew it." "I could totally tell." "I knew it." "I could totally tell." "Look at you talking like you knew." "It was so obvious." "♪ Sit tight, firefight ♪" "♪ Wondering if I should stay ♪" "♪ Here ♪" "♪ When you wake up ♪" "♪ I'll have found 2,124 ways to say ♪" "♪ I miss you ♪" "♪ And I care ♪" "♪ Oh, what'll you say ♪" "♪ When I get my way?" "♪" "♪ When I get my way?" "♪" "♪ We sit tight, felt fine ♪" "♪ And grateful ♪" "♪ 'Cause I really missed you ♪" "♪ And I should have kissed you ♪" "♪ Guess I don't have the courage ♪" "♪ To wish I had the time ♪" "Oui, mon petite joli Clair." "You know, I got married in Paris once." "You know, I got married in Paris once." "In fact, queenie, I learned to speak 11 languages through the eye of this camera." "You look so beautiful." "Do you shoot men, too?" "Of course, but exclusively with women." "Eww." "What?" "Boy-girl shoots are bestsellers." "Yeah, but that's gross." "What, do you powder their dicks?" "No." "That's wade's job." "You're late." "Sorry." "Right." "You know, I was just talking about you." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "How's the rash?" "We're gonna be shooting in here." "All right." "Yeah, this looks good." "You like wine, queenie?" "I would love some wine." "Stewie, can I have these, please?" "No, you most certainly may not." "Here." "Drink up." "Care for a glass, wade?" "Care for a glass, wade?" "No, thanks." "I love that." "Bedroom eyes." "Bedroom eyes." "That's it." "Come on, give it to me." "Give me a big smile." "Hold that." "Now don't giggle." "Don't-- You're doing good." "Turn it to the right." "Turn--there you go." "Now put your head up." "Now look back at me real quick." "All right." "Come on, stop looking at wade." "There you go." "There you go." "Uh, honey, please stop giggling like an inbred." "Okay?" "Okay?" "All right?" "All right." "Listen, you want another shot of Tequila?" "I'm sorry you think I'm such an idiot." "I'm just--I'm not used to all this attention." "Nonsense." "You're not an idiot at all, okay?" "You are gonna be a worldwide celebrity." "Oh, please." "Nah, this whole thing is a dance." "It's your personal dance, your sensual experience." "Ahh." "Yeah." "I'm sure you tell that to all the girls." "Bullshit." "Bullshit." "You're fantastic, all right?" "I know greatness when I see it." "What the fuck do you know?" "What the fuck do I know?" "I'm the world's most-published erotic photographer." "I think I might know something." "Please." "Just relax, baby." "Okay, okay." "You got it, all right?" "Come on, get on there." "Get on there, and do what god made you to do, baby." "Go on." "Go on." "Go on your knees." "Give me the Jaguar, mama." "Give me the Jaguar." "Come on, give it to me." "Give it to me." "Give it to me." "Come on." "Use it." "Use it." "You're gonna act like a little pissed-off pissy ant, then come get it." "You're gonna act like a little pissed-off pissy ant, then come get it." "Come on." "Come, and get you some." "All right?" "That's it." "Now crawl." "Crawl." "Crawl." "Crawl!" "Crawl." "Crawl." "Crawl." "All right, let's try it again." "Roll over, please." "Roll over." "Roll over." "That's it." "Roll over." "That's it." "Now put your butt up there, just like that." "That's it." "Turn your butt to me a little bit more." "Come on." "Just tilt it up." "A little bit more." "Right here." "A little more." "I feel like such a whore." "All right, just go with the feeling, okay?" "Just go with the feeling." "And tilt your butt more, right at me." "Yeah, straight-up asshole shots, huh?" "That's it." "More." "More." "Is my face even in any of these?" "Look, it's what the magazine wants, okay?" "All right, this isn't for my personal collection." "All right, this isn't for my personal collection." "Now give me some butt." "There you go." "I just--I don't want to be doing this shit for no good reason." "I mean, I have a real life." "Look, queenie, okay, if you would just be quiet and concentrate, we'll finish with this." "Is this gonna be a centerfold or something cool like that?" "I don't want to be just" "Look, would you please shut up?" "Would it be a cover shot, at least?" "Something" "Would you please shut the fuck up and let me work?" "Oh, look, wade, buddy, you obviously have some influence over her." "What do you recommend I do?" "I don't know." "You want my opinion?" "We should just cancel the shoot." "Cancel the shoot?" "Oh, that is so fucking typical of your bullshit generation." "Fuck this!" "Now, look, are we gonna shoot or not?" "Hey." "You don't have to do the shoot if you don't want to, okay?" "You're in control of the situation." "Look, I push you for your own good." "Look, I push you for your own good." "Do you want to be a pro or not?" "Fine." "Please, just" "All right, get in the position." "Tell me the pose." "We'll finish this." "All right, here-- Here's the pose." "Get on your ass, and spread your legs." "Okay?" "Just remember you're in control of the situation." "What the fuck are you saying to her, wade?" "Huh?" "What are you, her coach?" "What are you, stanislavski?" "Get the fuck off my set." "You know what, old man?" "I've had enough of your fucking shit." "Ooh, them's fighting words, ain't they, boy?" "Ooh, them's fighting words, ain't they, boy?" "Hey, you know what?" "Go fuck yourself, asshole." "Come on." "We're going." "Yeah, go fuck yourself, asshole." "W-we're not going anywhere." "We're not done yet." "Oh, we're done, prick." "And give me my fucking money." "Money?" "You're not getting any fucking money." "You were hired to do two sets." "We've barely begun one." "What money?" "Who the fuck do you think you are?" "Give her her fucking money." "She needs that money." "Oh, boo-fucking-hoo." "She needs the money, get down there on the floor and earn it, okay?" "Pay the girl, Stewart." "Hey, you, shut up." "Powder asses." "Hey, you, shut up." "Powder asses." "Come on." "Let's go." "We're going." "Fuck this has-been." "Oh, well, it's better than being a never-will-be, spoiled, dilettante pussy." "Give me my fucking money, or else." "Or else what?" "Or else what?" "Or else I call the cops and tell them you got an 18-year-old drunk, asshole." "All right." "All right." "Let me see if I have the exact change here." "Yeah." "Here's your money." "Hmm?" "Pick it up, and get out." "What are you waiting for?" "You have another job, don't you?" "Get out." "Fine." "Heh heh." "You left a few." "Does that make you feel better?" "Hi, honey." "You give it to me!" "Drinking's not gonna bring them back." "You give it back to me!" "I need it." "That's just it." "There's a whole goddamn life out there just waiting for you." "You're the only life I got." "I can't take this anymore." "I can't." "No, don't leave." "Don't leave." "Everybody leaves me." "So fuck it." "So thanks for the ride." "My car is gonna be ready mañana." "Yeah, you don't have to thank me." "Fuck." "That guy is a fucking insane bastard." "Yeah." "He's an insane douche." "Holy shit." "Fucking douche bag." "Fucking douche baggery." "Fucking douche baggery." "I never want to end up pushing it that hard." "Oh, my god, me neither." "I totally agree." "I just want a little respect for what I do." "Show up to work, do the day and that's it." "No, I-I totally know what you mean." "I mean, I want to be a real model, a real actress, you know?" "You could do it." "You could do it." "You can." "We could do it together." "My prince." "Nice sarcasm." "Sarcasm?" "No." "No." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "I know when something's the matter." "No, you don't know me." "Wow." "You know, you're kind of full of yourself." "Did anyone ever tell you that?" "All right." "I mean, you think that it's that easy?" "That you can just say that you're gonna do it, and that's it?" "I never said that it was easy." "No." "I never said that it was easy." "No." "When did I say that?" "I mean, what makes you so certain?" "Nothing." "Right." "Yeah." "Whatever." "Okay, don't be mad." "I'm not mad." "You are mad." "You don't even know me." "No, you don't know me." "I don't like being called cocky." "I didn't say that." "I'm" "I'm just saying that it's not that easy." "You can't just say that you're gonna do it, and that's it." "Okay?" "You can't just say that you're gonna do it, and that's it." "Okay?" "It takes a lot of work, and you have to go out, and you have to have life experiences." "Okay, you know what?" "Thanks for the ride." "Yeah, you're welcome." "See ya." "If you don't like what you see, just know it'll only look worse tomorrow." "Jesus Christ, Stewart." "You scared the living shit out of me." "That's funny." "I always felt the same way about you, Donna." "Oh, god." "Don't start with your fucking bullshit tonight." "You just don't give a shit about anyone but yourself, do you?" "Who do you give a shit about, Donna?" "Who do you give a shit about, Donna?" "Is that that frigging gun?" "Jesus Christ, Stewart." "Stop being an idiot." "Put the gun away, and go to bed." "So who you been blowing tonight, talented Donna?" "Oh, you fucking hypocrite." "Good night." "Was it your drummer friend?" "Kiss my ass, Stewart, you loser." "Well, if I'm a loser, then what does that make you?" "God, I'm so tired of this." "God, I'm so tired of this." "You know what?" "If it makes you feel any better, I, um" "I didn't fuck anybody..." "Tonight." "Oh!" "And the award for abstinence in the face of endless Hollywood cock and pussy goes to Donna fox." "Good night, asshole." "Stop it." "Get your hands off me." "What's the matter?" "All fucked out?" "You got no jam left for papa?" "You got no jam left for papa?" "Oh, stop it!" "Get your hands off me." "Oh, yeah?" "Ahh!" "What are you, down to blowing 'em on Mulholland drive, you fucking cunt?" "Fuck off." "Just get off me, Stewart." "I'll fucking kill you." "You're gonna kill me?" "Yeah, I'll fucking kill you." "I will." "You're gonna kill me?" "I'll fucking kill you." "Fuck you." "Fuck off!" "You live here?" "That's so ridiculous." "Yeah." "No, no." "I just--I own it." "I don't live here." "I just check in and" "Well, who lives here?" "Uh..." "Is that a person over there?" "Oh, it's-- It's all right." "Oh, it's-- It's all right." "It's, uh-- I'll call somebody." "It's all right." "It's my aunt." "She just gets a little confused." "Come on, Gloria." "Gloria." "Let's go." "Hi, honey." "Come on, sweetie." "She's just a little confused." "Yeah." "Do you need" "Do you want help?" "I don't" "Hey, where are we going?" "We're going inside." "I'll see you around." "See you around." "See ya." "Come on." "One step at a time." "That's it." "One step at a time." "That's it." "I'm fine." "I know." "I know." "♪ In my dreams ♪" "♪ Anxiety ♪" "♪ Paranoia ♪" "♪ Nervousness ♪" "♪ My fist extends ♪" "♪ And tries to punch ♪" "♪ And tries to punch ♪" "♪ My wrist, it bends ♪" "♪ Resistance ♪" "Queenie?" "Queenie, you there?" "Hello." "Who's there?" "It's me, Stewart." "Stop." "What are you doing?" "No." "No." "No." "Stop." "Please stop." "♪ I'm flying ♪" "♪ Through a city of lights ♪" "♪ Through a city of lights ♪" "♪ Turn the same corner ♪" "♪ Again and again ♪" "Oh!" "Who's there?" "Look, queenie, I just" "Stewart?" "Oh, my god." "What are you doing here?" "Oh, nothing." "I was just" "Wanted to apologize to you for being such a bastard to you." "For being such a bastard to you." "And I wanted to give you your money that you left." "And also," "I wanted to give you these, because you deserve them, and--and I wanted to wish you all the luck in the world." "Thank you." "That's really sweet." "Are you okay?" "Heh heh." "I'm all right." "Heh." "Heh heh." "I'm all right." "Heh." "Are you all right?" "I want you to know something." "You're an angel." "All right?" "Whoa." "Gotta go." "Cool." "Ooh." "A-are you-- Are you okay?" "Oh, yeah." "I'm good." "Okay." "I-I'm sorry." "Aah!" "Ow!" "Look, I'm your neighbor." "I--I live across the street." "Liar." "Did you come to kill me?" "No!" "I would never hurt you." "Look, lady, please, put the kettle down, all right?" "I-I'm sorry I bothered you, miss." "Gloria." "My name's Gloria." "Nice to meet you, Gloria." "Oh!" "Sweet Jesus." "Oh!" "Sweet Jesus." "What?" "Could I, uh, offer you a cup of nice, hot tea, mister?" "Fox." "My name's Stewart fox." "And if you promise not to scald me again," "I would love a cup of tea." "Come in." "We were sisters together." "Really?" "Your sister?" "We were immaculate sisters." "We took our vows at the same time." "We took our vows at the same time." "You were a sister..." "Hmm." "In an order?" "Wow." "A nun." "I want you to know I went to catholic school, so I know what you ladies are capable of." "Don't you forget it, mister." "I'm impressed." "I can't believe a nun, and all this time, you've been living right across the street from me." "Across the street?" "Yeah." "I mean, it's kind of catty-corner." "The house with the fountain." "The house with the fountain." "You've got an awful lot of pretty girlfriends living there." "Well, they're not exactly girlfriends." "I mean, they're models, mostly." "I take their pictures." "I'm a photographer." "Oh." "My nephew's always watching." "I think that's the only reason he drops by." "Oh, you must mean the cop." "Yeah, he's had me in a panic a few times." "Yeah, he's had me in a panic a few times." "He drives an unmarked car now, right?" "You want a topper?" "Um..." "No, thank you, ma'am." "He's a good boy, though." "He's always bringing groceries to his old, he's always bringing groceries to his old," "Awkward aunt." "Oh, come on." "You're neither old nor awkward." "Please allow me." "All right." "Thank you." "Oh, you're welcome." "So a photographer living across the street." "That's a creative profession." "That's a creative profession." "Mm, it can be, when they let me." "It's a gift from god, don't you think?" "Absolutely." "I don't know as if I ever had a gift." "I thought I did once." "Well, I'm sure you still do." "I just got up one morning, and it was gone." "Well, I know what you mean." "You know, back in the seventies and eighties," "I was pretty famous." "Not so much anymore." "You know, I feel like" "Sometimes I think the whole world caught up to me and just passed me by, you know?" "I don't know where it went, but I never got it back again." "But I never got it back again." "Well, I suppose that we have to love and take care of our gifts, Gloria, or they leave us." "Goodness." "Goodness me, Stewart." "Yes, ma'am?" "A friend." "A friend." "I am so grateful you came to see me." "Here's looking at you, sister." "Here's looking at you, sister." "Bye." "Hey." "Do you mind if I crash?" "Uh, yeah." "Ow." "Ow, ow, ow, ow." "Oh, wait." "There's one more." "Hang on." "Oh, wait." "There's one more." "Hang on." "Hey, wait." "Wait." "Where you going?" "Ow." "Ow!" "Help, help, help, help, help." "Ow." "Hey, my jacket." "Oh, there's some rum in there." "You want a shot?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Okay." "Thank you." "Mm." "Mm." "It's warm." "Yeah." "Ah." "Strong." "Hi." "Hi." "Now crawl." "Crawl." "Crawl." "Crawl!" "Crawl!" "Crawl!" "Why are you doing this?" "You are acting like a crazy man." "I'm out of here!" "Stew." "I love you, Donna." "I love you very much." "Oh." "You wear it..." "Like this, pointing to your heart pointing to your heart so that the one that you love is always with you." "I'll always be with you." "Heh." "♪ "Don't go easy on me now," she said ♪" "♪ "Just think it over instead" ♪" "♪ Our time's now and now and now ♪" "♪ Our time's now and now and now ♪" "♪ "So go crazy on me now," she said ♪" "♪ "Just think it over instead" ♪" "♪ That's all she said ♪" "♪ "Don't go easy on me now," she said ♪" "♪ "Just think it over instead" ♪" "♪ Our time's now and now and now ♪" "♪ "So go crazy on me now," she said ♪" "♪ "On this new feeling" ♪" "♪ "On this new feeling" ♪" "♪ That's all she said ♪" "Stew." "Hey, forget about stew, okay, all his bullshit." "You two love each other in your own way." "But you do." "You love each other." "Oh, and speak of the devil." "Wow." "That's just how I got it." "Wow." "That's just how I got it." "Uh, okay." ""In waves," did you love it?" "You don't have to apologize." "I'm just glad you're back." "Oh, I'm back..." "For good." "Would Mrs. fox like to make love to her husband tonight?" "Oh, Mr. fox." "You look absolutely beautiful." "You do, Courtney." "Look." "I do, huh?" "Yeah, and where'd you get that twinkle in your eye, yeah, and where'd you get that twinkle in your eye, you little slut?" "Shut up." "Ah, good morning, ladies." "Everybody, folks, gather round, please." "All right, people, gather round, please." "Here we go, everybody." "All right, today is the beginning of a new and exciting adventure, an adventure into our special world of Eros and fantasy." "Now I do realize, in the past," "I've been curt and slightly overbearing." "Just slightly." "Yeah." "Well, perhaps that is an understatement, Courtney." "Touché, darling." "Touché, darling." "Love and kisses." "All I'm trying to say is, from now on, there'll be no more screaming, temper tantrums, the use of derogatory language and slurs." "Okay." "Let's have ourselves a wonderful shoot today and every day to follow." "Oh!" "Places!" "Maybe I can stay for, um..." "Just a few more days?" "Oh, my god." "Wade!" "Oh, my god!" "Look at them!" "It's amazing." "Do you like 'em?" "They're incredible." "There's, like, 200 of 'em." "One for you." "One for me." "I'm gonna put this in the bathroom." "Eww." "Gross." "Hello!" "Oh, hello, Stewart." "Oh, my god." "How are you?" "Hi." "I made you some crispy treats." "Ah, you're such a dear." "Everybody, this is Gloria, the very inspiration of our shoot today." "Oh, Stewart." "And, Gloria, this is my wife Donna, the love of my life." "Hi." "Oh." "Hi." "So sweet of you." "Oh, my." "It's great, huh?" "Oh." "I used to look like that." "Yeah?" "Yeah?" "I mean, not like" "Stewart, I should be going." "I don't want to be in the way." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." "Today you sit upon the throne of honor, my dear." "And that one?" "Mm-hmm." "Oh, that's great." "Now this one." "Oh, that is good." "That's so me." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Ooh." "A comedy about rock 'n' roll." "That's so perfect." "Why?" "I think it's gonna be good." "You're no rock 'n' roller." "I'm a total rock 'n' roller." "Don't tell me I'm not a rock 'n' roller." "Remember you're amongst friends, dear." "All right, everybody, places!" "Hi, baby." "Oh?" "Off you go." "Go." "Go." "Go." "All right, Courtney, baby." "Shower me with Grace, honey." "That's it." "That's it." "That's it." "That's it." "Feel the love, honey." "Feel the love." "Spread 'em." "Wider." "Wider." "Oh!" "Hi." "Hi." "Yeah?" "Why not?" "Right on." "You big, dirty cop." "♪ You have been all your life ♪" "♪ Wishing well for everyone ♪" "♪ Don't look back, step aside ♪" "♪ You deserve a second chance ♪" "♪ Time is right ♪" "♪ Time is right ♪" "♪ Fix your hair ♪" "♪ Change your face ♪" "♪ Prepare for torture ♪ ♪ in your mind ♪" "So?" "So?" "So..." "Do you want me to move out?" "I'll--I'll go, but I" "Shh." "If you want, you know..." "Shh." "Shh." "I can hear your heart." "I want you to stay." "Really?" "Mm-hmm." "Yeah?" "Mm-hmm." "I love you." "I love you, too." "♪ Prepare for torture ♪" "♪ Prepare for torture ♪" "♪ Prepare for torture ♪" "♪ All those senses natural ♪" "♪ So robotic, but alive ♪" "♪ You've done well while you're young ♪" "♪ You'll do better every time ♪" "♪ Time is right ♪" "♪ Little girl ♪" "♪ So far out ♪" "♪ So far out ♪" "♪ Golden calf ♪" "♪ Now we take, it's gonna leave you fast ♪" "♪ And growing like a pearl ♪" "♪ Sits there between ♪" "♪ Stop the car, but leave it running ♪" "♪ Bad mistakes are waiting in the trunk ♪" "♪ Bad mistakes are waiting in the trunk ♪" "♪ And I'm sure that I ♪" "♪ Could take the money and run ♪" "♪ And leave you like you left me all along ♪" "♪ But it's not my style ♪" "♪ I, I, I, I ♪" "♪ I could be ♪" "♪ Ri-I-I-ight ♪" "♪ Now I could ♪" "♪ I, I, I, I ♪" "♪ I, I, I, I ♪" "♪ I could be ♪" "♪ Ri-I-I-ight ♪" "♪ Don't look back for a second now ♪" "♪ We're not supposed to feel this way ♪" "♪ But, god, it's so sweet of you ♪" "♪ Oh, god, it's so sweet of you ♪" "♪ Don't look back for a second now ♪" "♪ We're not supposed to feel this way ♪" "♪ But, god, it's so sweet of you ♪" "♪ God, it's so sweet of you ♪" "♪ God, it's so sweet of you ♪" "♪ Stop the car and wait a minute ♪" "♪ Till the police stop chasing us around ♪" "♪ I'm so tired now ♪" "♪ And you're tied in the back seat ♪" "♪ But I'm sure we will get out of this somehow ♪" "♪ So let's split this town ♪" "♪ I, I, I, I ♪" "♪ Just take the money, and run ♪" "♪ I could be ♪" "♪ Ri-I-I-ight ♪" "♪ Just take the money, and run ♪" "♪ I could ♪" "♪ I could ♪" "♪ I, I, I, I ♪" "♪ Just take the money, and run ♪" "♪ I could be ♪" "♪ Ri-I-I-ight ♪" "♪ I, I, I, I ♪" "♪ Just take the money, and run ♪" "♪ I could be ♪" "♪ Ri-I-I-ight ♪" "♪ Just take the money, and run ♪" "♪ I could ♪" "♪ I, I, I, I ♪" "♪ Just take the money, and run ♪" "♪ I could be ♪" "♪ Ri-I-I-ight ♪" "♪ Stop the car, and wait a minute ♪" "♪ Till the police stop chasing us around ♪" "♪ Take the money, and run ♪" "♪ Just take the money, and run ♪" "♪ Stop the car, and wait a minute ♪" "♪ Till the police stop chasing us around ♪" "♪ Take the money, and run ♪" "♪ Just take the money, and run ♪" "♪ Don't look back for a second now ♪" "♪ We're not supposed to feel this way ♪" "♪ But, god, it's so sweet of you ♪" "♪ God, it's so sweet of you ♪" "♪ God, it's so sweet of you ♪" "♪ Don't look back for a second now ♪" "♪ We're not supposed to feel this way ♪" "♪ But, god, it's so sweet of you ♪" "♪ Oh, god, it's so sweet of you ♪"