"Subtitles by demonseye" "Move your car, you jerk!" "What do you want from my life?" " What are you, fucking deaf?" "Move!" " Get out of the way!" "Waddaya, deaf?" "Look behind ya!" "Get out of the way, you're blocking traffic!" " The people wanna get through..." " Get off the street!" "Well, what do you want me to do about it?" "Tell him!" "Ya dumb idiot!" "I'm turning here, you dumb idiot!" "Where you from, Oshkosh?" "Idiot!" " Watch your step." " You're a dumb idiot!" " You talkin' to me?" " You are a dumb idiot!" " You talkin' to me, asshole?" " Wally, don't start anything." "Who you talking to?" "The man's got somethin' to say." "Let 'im say it!" " Up yours!" " Huh, I heard that song before, pal." "And listen, dickhead, you got anything to get off your chest?" "Will you tell me who you're talking to?" "No, say one more word." "Just one more fucking word." "Come on!" " You dumb asshole!" " Hey, nice move!" " Come on!" "You don't show me shit!" " Who are you fighting this time?" "Wally!" "Wally, stop it!" "Stop it!" "C'mon." "Come on." "Goin' up." "Step up." " Fuck you." " Goin' down." "Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind as a bat?" " I don't feel I have to pass." " Yes, you do." "It's a sickness in your brain, just like if you were trying to pass for white." " You mean I'm not white?" "!" " Oh, sit down." "This is a scandal!" "What do you mean, I'm not white?" "!" "Why didn't you tell me this before?" " You're my own sister!" " Sit down, Wally." "Goodness gracious!" "Do you know a lot of adjustments have to be made?" "I have to cancel the swimming lessons." "What'll the guys at the club gonna say?" "I'm not white!" "Oh, it feels like it." "Goodness gracious, sis, you're right!" " Lord, help me." " Does dad know?" "Twenty dollars across the board on Centipede." "Thank you very much." "Ooh, just a minute." " You said that was all." " I know, but I want my 50." "Do you know how much money you owe that bookie?" "No, I don't want a lecture." "Just give me my 50 dollars." "This is the last 50 dollars to your name, Wally." " I know, but... 50 dollars, please." " Three minutes until post time." "Three minutes until post time." "And 50 dollars to win on Centipede." "Come on, Centipede!" "You can do it!" "Come on, baby!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "You can do it!" "Come on, you bitch!" " Who won?" " And it wasn't Centipede." "Shit!" " You shouldn't have quit your job!" " Look, the man treated me like I was blind." "So try someone else!" "You can't go on like this, Wally." "Get another job." "Mr. Lyons!" "What's the matter with me?" "Uh..." "Mr. Lyons, the fire... inspector... wants you..." "to pick up papers much... dangerous." "Big... fire!" "You must, please, sweep up before you close the shop." "Mr. Huddelston, there's a vicious rumor going around this building that I'm deaf." "I don't know how it started, but I don't like it." "It's very humiliating." "So, let's try and put a stop to it, all right?" "Oh, I feel like such a fool, Mr. Lyons." "You know, that fire inspector, don't worry about him." "He's always coming around here sucking up trying to get bribes." "You mean you don't have to... read my lips?" "They told me you had to read my lips." "I feel like such an ass." "Especially on the last Thursday of every month." "Sorry." "Well, I can't make a left turn." "I'm gonna have to swing around the block and park across the street." "Park?" "Oh, you're not parking' anywhere." "Slow down and just pull over here by the curb." "What are you talking about?" "I'm talkin' about I'm not a baby, I don't need a babysitter." "Okay?" "Just point me in the right direction." "Point you?" "Are you crazy?" "You take your cane or you won't even make it across the street." "No." "Put the cane..." "Put..." "What... what is it?" "Put it down." "You know, I can hear, can't I?" "All I need is Big Mo." "I wanna see this." "Here." "Thank you." "Good luck with the job." "Excuse me, sir." "Nice day, isn't it?" "So far, so good." "I'll pick you up in front of the building." "Remember." "Wait for the beeps." "Wait for the beeps." "Yeah, wait for the beep." " I will." "Thank you." " What?" " Would you help me across?" " Yeah, uh, take my arm." "Here we go." " Hey, sis, how am I doin'?" " Great." "Just great." " Thank you very much." " Oh, you don't have to thank me, sir." "After all, this to me is just fun, you know?" "It's like a walk in the park." "Here you are, safe and sound." "If you get in any trouble, just holler." " Can I help you with something?" " Oh, yes." "I'm here about the ad in the papers." ""Salesman wanted." "Must have sense o' humor."" "Are you the owner of the shop, sir?" "Who you talking to?" "Oh, there you are!" "Damn." "Look at that." "Contacts again." "You see that?" "Oh!" "See, I'm looking for Mr. David Lyons." " I'm David Lyons." " Pleased to meet you, David." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I read your ad in the paper about a Ivy League type." "Tall, dark, handsome." "Three out of four ain't bad, right?" "As you can see, I'm kinda nervous." "Really want the job." "But I am a damned good salesman." "I'm David Lyons." "What can I do for you?" "Oh-ho!" "Whoo, what, are we caught in a time warp here or something?" "Twilight Zone, maybe?" "Any Martians here who want to speak to Mr. David Lyons?" "You're a funny guy." "And I really liked that ad you put in the paper." ""Must have a sense o' humor." Not many people would do that." "But you do." "I'm your guy." "If you want me, here I am." " Would you tell me what you want?" " Three-fifty." "What are you talking about?" "!" "Three hundred, but that's it." " Are you talking to me?" " 225!" "Listen, man, 225 dollars a week!" " All right, 200." "I can't live on less than that!" " Who are you talking to?" "I'm talkin' to you, you prick!" "What do you say?" " Why don't you look me in the eye and say that?" " I would if I could, but I can't." "I'm blind." " You're blind?" " Yes, I'm blind." "Now, can I have the job?" "I had no idea." "I'm sorry." "Now you know." "Can I get the job?" "You're really blind?" "Yes, I'm really blind, man." "What are you, fuckin' deaf?" " Yes!" "I'm fucking deaf!" " Deaf?" " Yes, I'm deaf." " You really deaf?" " I'm really deaf." " How do you know what I'm sayin'?" "Because I'm reading your lips." "And do you want the job or don't you?" "Because I'm blind?" "Hey, shove it up your ass, pal." "I don't want no favors from no deaf ass..." "Then, go home!" "Get outta here!" "Gimme some peace o' mind." "To hell with blind people!" "Just turn arond and walk out!" "That's better." "Now, I believe we agreed on 300." "300 what?" "What are we talking about?" "Just a minute, hold everything." "Stop the music." " Do you like Harvey Wallbangers?" " Harvey who?" "Wallbangers." "A friend o' mine." "I'll introduce you to 'im later." "Because tonight, my friend, we celebrate!" "Not bad." " Did I hit the board?" " No, but you hit the wall." "It's a lot better." "Three Wallbangers, Wally." " Drink time!" " Yeah." "Where's your friend?" "Oh, he's comin'." "Should be here real soon." "You're gonna like 'im too." " This is to you, Sally." "Sally?" " Here." "And especially to you, Leslie." "Thanks for buying the drinks." "My pleasure." "Hey, Wally, what's your friend look like?" "I don't know, I've never seen 'im, but he smells real good." "I think he's by the door." "Dave!" "Dave, yo!" " Hi." " Dave!" " Over here!" " Hello, I'm here." " Hi." " Dave." "I want you to meet two best of friends o' mine." " This is Sally." " Hi." "How do you do?" " Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you." "And this lovely lady to my left here, this is, uh, Lisa." " Leslie." "Hi." " Leslie." "Leslie, hi." "And this is my good friend, David Lyons." "Wally says you two are forming a new business together." " Congratulations." " Wally says that we're what...?" "Whoa, wait, wait." "We're not to talk about that now." "Let's talk about Harvey Wallbanger." " That's who you want me to meet tonight?" " Yeah!" "Bartender!" " Hey, asshole." " Sorry?" "Who do you think you are?" "David Lyons." "You must be Harvey Wallbanger." "Wally's told me a lot of nice things about you." "Yeah, real comedian." "Get off my jacket!" "Hey, listen, asswipe." "You better watch yourself or you're gonna be going home real early." "Sorry, I didn't know I was standing on the jacket." " What are you, the local constable or somethin'?" " Uh, who's your girlfriend?" "Oh, ha!" "I think I heard my mating call." "Stand up." " I am standing." " Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "I don't think you understand that my friend  is a killer, that's what I am." "A trained killer!" "Oh, Special Forces." "You know, when I was in the Corps, we used to eat you Green Beret pussies for breakfast." " Eat this!" " This guy's tough, Wally." "He's twice your size..." " Doesn't matter, as long as I can hear 'im, I can hit 'im." " He could put a hole through your head." "Fuck 'im and his holes!" "So, you ain't talkin' now, huh?" "Come on, bigmouth, say something." "Let's get down." "Come on, fuck face." "Last night I was out with your sister." " Okay, butthead." " Hey!" "You're all right, you're all right, champ." "You're all right." "He's comin'." "I'm gonna give you the first hit." "Now come on." "He's comin', he's comin', Wally." "He's comin'." "A little lower, he's shorter, a couple of inches shorter than you." " Aim for 12 o'clock." "Aim for 12!" " Hit 'im!" "Okay, let's go." "Let's go." "Eleven o'clock!" "Circle right." "Circle right." "Circle right." "Circle right." "Circle right." "And left, left, left." "Circle left." "Circle left." "Circle left." "And right!" "Right, circle right." "Circle right." "Circle right." " Circle left." "Circle left." " Can't stand still, huh?" "Get ready!" "One o'clock!" "Good." "Good." "Good." "Twelve!" "Five to three." "I got mixed up!" "Circle left." "Circle left." "Circle left." "Circle left." "Why don't you shut up and let him fight?" "Move right." "Move right." "Get ready!" "Get ready!" "I said shut the fuck up!" "What?" "!" " Read my lips, asshole!" " I got that." "Wally." "Dave!" "Dave!" "One o'clock!" "Son of a bitch!" " You little... son of a bitch." " You had enough?" "Little creep!" " How are you doin'?" " I'm doin' great!" "We should hang out like this more often." "Yeah, it's nice to unwind after work." "Does that mean I get the job?" "Depends... on how this fight comes out." "So..." "I bought this big bottle of champagne." "Must've cost 45 bucks." "And I asked my sister to drop me off at Jones Beach and leave me there." "So, I sat myself down in the sand, started drinking, and sneaking peeks to see if people was watchin' me cry." "Then I realized it didn't matter if they were, cause I couldn't see 'em anyway." "That's when I made a decision." "I wasn't gonna piss my life away because o' anger." "That's when I decided, blind or not blind..." "I was gonna be the same lovable asshole I've always been." "You haven't made that decision yet, have you?" "No." "So, how'd you become an actor if you're deaf?" "I wasn't born deaf." "I got scarlet fever in high school." "It doesn't happen overnight." "I didn't lose all my hearing till 8 years ago." "So, why'd you stop acting?" "I started missing my cues when the other actors would... turn around and I couldn't see their lips." "They ever catch you?" "No, I don't think anyone knew." "I just lost my nerve." "When's the last time you were, uh...?" "Sorry, "when"..." "You were eating." "When's the what?" "Laid!" "The last time you were laid!" "Too sad." "Next subject, please." "You don't wanna know." "So, where's your wife?" "Think she's in Cleveland." "I haven't seen her for 8 years." "Nice lady?" "Very nice." "Wonderful, warm woman." "And then, one day, she turned into this amazing creature who could sit on the end of a broomstick, and... take off into the air." "She could actually achieve flight." " I think I was married to that lady once." " Small world." "Funny thing is, this thing didn't happen to her till just about the same time" "I went completely deaf." "Now, isn't that a coincidence?" "Amazing." "Who'd believe it?" "So, what do you want outta life?" "Before the show's over." "I think just not to make a fool out of myself." "That's all you want outta life?" "Well, I have this terrible fear... that I'm gonna make some mistake" "and everyone's gonna stand around... and stare at me." "Boy, damn!" "I wish I had met you eight years ago." "I can fix all your problems in ten seconds." "Ten seconds?" "Ten seconds, if you trust me." "You trust me?" "Yeah, sure." "Listen." "Hey, you're a good-lookin' guy." "Thank you." "Very kind of you." "How's that feel?" "Good?" "Look a little silly to me." "Kinda foolish." "You see?" "Life ain't so complicated." " When's the next one coming, Ray?" " Any second." "That might be the truck comin' now." "I gotta go get a damn screwdriver." "So, uh, the blind guy around?" "Hey!" "Ho!" " Where's the blind guy?" " Who do you want?" "Kerew." "Wally Kerew." "I'm his bookie." "I owe him some money." "Well, he's, uh, he's waiting for a delivery." "He'll be back in a minute." "Where's he, out front?" "I'll go find 'im." "Well, you know, I almost forgot." "I need, uh..." "I need some, uh..." " Some, I don't know, some..." " Sorry, we're not officially open yet." "Yeah, I know, I know." "Listen, listen, I need-I need some of that stuff up there." "What's that stuff up there, uh..." "My-my tummy's all kaput." "So, what's it them call?" "What is that stuff up there?" " What do you mean, the antacids?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen, listen." "Wha-what's the difference between Alka-Seltzer and the one next to it?" "Wha-what's the difference?" " Di-Gel?" " Yeah, yeah." "Ca-can you do me a favor?" "Would you read it loud to me, please?" "Can you do that for me?" "You want me to read out Di-Gel?" "Yeah, yeah, my-my eyes, they ain't too good." "Just read it out, please." "Jesus." "Uh... "Di-Gel contains calcium carbonate,"" ""an effective antacid." "It is also calcium-rich."" " Where you going?" " Take it, take it." "I wa-I wasn't trying to pull anything, honestly, I wasn't." "You were told to deliver this right from the airport." "I-I thought I was being tailed." "I thought it was the cops." "I didn't wanna bring 'em anywhere near Mr. Sutherland." " You gotta tell him that." " No, you tell him that!" "I have a car waiting out front." "Come on, come on, I'm dead if I go with you." "You're dead if you don't go with me." ""... and bubbles of gas are trapped in the stomach that can cause heartburn,"" ""acid indigestion and-and that full, bloated feeling."" ""And unlike plain antacids,"" ""the simethicone breaks up gas bubbles rapidly"" ""to relieve fullness and pressure."" "I feel like a commercial." "What the hell was that?" "Wait a minute." "Wait, my ass!" "I thought I heard..." "What is this, hide-and-seek?" "Wha... what's this?" " Hello?" " Oh, no!" " This guy's dead." " Wally, there's a gun here." "Don't touch it!" "Move it!" "Freeze!" "Drop it!" "I said drop it!" " What does he say?" " Are you holdin' a weapon?" " Yes, I am." " Throw it away!" "Get rid of it!" " Stay there!" "Freeze!" " Don't shoot!" "Don't move or I'll blow your brains out." " Wait." " Shut up!" "Please, be gentle." " Let's go." " Wait a second." "You don't think I had anything to do with this." "Let's go." " Officer, hold on." "He came for Alka-Seltzer." " Alka-Seltzer." "The man asked me to read him a Di-Gel label, can you believe that?" "We didn't have nothin' to do with it." "We don't even know the man." "Wally, would you get the money from the cigar box?" "Yeah." "Officer, excuse me, isn't there some nice, honest to God, isn't there a nice way we can settle this?" "Can I at least get my coat?" " Hang on, we'll get your coats." " Jesus!" "Wally, tell Mr. Huddelston to lock up for us, will you?" "Yeah." " Open it up!" " You're sick!" "Dave?" " Dave?" " Sit down." " Head down, bring it down." " Dave?" "Watch your leg, watch your leg." "License one-David-George-X-ray..." "All right, let's move out." "You really can't say whether this..." "mystery woman fired the shot at all." "No, I can't, but if she was innocent, then why did she leave right after she heard the shot fired?" " That makes sense." " Gatlin." "What's the story here?" "I-I got the commissioner crawling' up my ass!" "I don't know, I just... the whole thing sounds kinda shaky." "See, because the... the deaf guy, he's not so sure about the woman." "And the blind guy, he heard the shot, but he, course, can't make a positive identification." "You're feeling too goddamn sorry for 'em!" "Truth is you're al... you're always feeling sorry for people, that's your trouble." "All right, I'll take care of this." "All right." "Now, we're gonna quit fuckin' around here and start talkin' serious." "Now, you claim there was a woman present?" "Was there a woman present?" " Was there a woman present?" " Oh, I'm sorry, you talkin' to me?" "You bet your ass I'm talkin' to you." "Was there or wasn't there?" " Was there or wasn't there what?" " A woman present!" "I smelled a woman, but I didn't see a woman." "What about you, wiseass?" "Was there or wasn't there a woman?" "What the hell do I have to do?" "Take you downstairs to a private room and ask you?" "Huh?" "He's deaf." "You have to be facin' him." "Ah, Jesus!" "All right, no more bullshit!" "Was there or wasn't there a woman?" " Are you serious?" " Yes, I'm goddamn serious." "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?" " What is he talkin' about?" " He reads lips." "You're talkin' too fast." "Was there  a... wo-man pre-sent?" "Yes, there... was... a... wo-man" " pre-sent." " Why is he talkin' like that?" "Be-cause he's dea-f, not stu-pi-d." "Can you tell me one goddamn thing about that woman?" "Yes." "She has the most magnificent legs I've ever seen in my life." " Yeah, and she smells good too." " All right, that does it." "Now, you!" "Don't tell me you didn't hear anything cause he heard it." "And you, don't tell me you didn't see anything, cause he saw it." "Now, between the two of you, you saw and you heard everything!" "Some poor bastard's dead, so let's start answering' some fucking questions here!" " Excuse me, captain?" " What?" "Uh, professor Kasuda from uptown." "I figured you'd be interested in hearing what he's got to say." "It's ballistics report." "Uh, what do you got?" "I think I can prove to a judge that both of these men had the mens rea." " What the hell is the mens rea?" " It's a..." "legal term the lawyers use." "It just means the intention to commit a crime." " Okay, come on, let's go." " Mens rea?" " Put the cuffs on 'em." " How could we have gotten mens rea?" " Don't worry about it." " Come on, get up, will you?" " Did we take blood?" " Would you get up for cryin' out loud?" "Get up!" " Will you please rise?" " Can you do it without taking blood?" "Stupid, he's deaf." "You have to be facing him!" "Lab says that gun you were holdin' was the death weapon." "We both use condoms." "How is this possible?" " I wanna see a lawyer!" " That's not all, Mr. Kerew." "I wanna see a doctor." "We found something in the appartment of the deceased, Mr. Scotto." " Joey Scotto?" " Can I have an independent blood test?" "We found your name on a marker in Mr. Scotto's wallet." ""W. Kerew, 2,800 dollars." "Overdue."" " Because I owe 'im money." " I feel sick." "What are you doing?" "You owe the guy three grandies, he comes to bust your head and your boyfriend, he lets him have it." "He is not my boyfriend." "Mens rea?" "My God!" "No!" "Checkbook... knife... racing forms... pair of undershorts... and a ticket... to El Paso, Texas." "It's not here!" "No coin." " I wish I hadn't killed him." " No, no, if you had to, you had to." "Now we know he had it at the airport, so he must have made a switchover somewhere." "The man who owns the news stand, his name is David Lyons." "He was talking to Scotto when I arrived." "Could he be able to identify you?" "No." "He never saw me." "Also, he's deaf." " Deaf?" " Deaf." " Deaf..." " And... the other one is blind." "Blind?" "Deaf?" "What is this, a joke?" "No, no joke." "I spoke with the building superintendent." "Well, let's go pay them a visit, shall we?" "Well, they're in jail now." "Well, then, let's bail them out." "All right, Mr. Lyons, I need a nice full-face shot first." "Then, we'll get our side shots later." "You ready?" "We're here because you owed that sleazeball 2,800 dollars?" "Face forward, please." "I happened to think that the Knicks were goona beat Boston." "And they came damn close." "Will you tell your friend to face the front, please?" "Face front." "What did you even go to a bookie?" "What did you need a bookie for?" "Credit." "Face front, please." "He was the only one who gave me credit." "Face front!" "Will you tell him to hold still, please?" " What?" " Hold still." "What's he doing?" "Holding still." "Not looking at you, looking at me!" " What?" " Face the camera." "That's perfect." "Tell 'im not to move." " What?" " Don't move." "I'm getting fed up with her." "Why is he doing this to me?" "I just want him to face the camera." " He's not facing the camera?" " No!" "That's news to me." " What?" " Face the camera." "That's better." "Hold it." "She should make up her mind." "Shit!" "Shit!" "Shit, shit, shit!" "Shit, shit!" " Is she saying "shit" or "ship"?" " "Shit"." "Yeah, why would she say "Ship, ship, ship, ship"?" " I need you." " It wouldn't make any sense." "Get 'im out of here." "I want him out, now!" "You're finished." "I'll get you when you're sleeping." "We'll be all right." "Once they find that woman, they should let us out, don't you think?" "What woman?" "They're not looking for no woman." "They got their killers!" "Us!" "We're fucked!" "Captain, honestly..." " You're all right, pal?" " What the hell is the matter with you?" "Can't you even walk?" "What do we have to do?" "Carry you?" "You don't have to do shit for me." "The man is blind and you have him handcuffed?" "Are you crazy?" "Hey, Neil, come on." "For crying out loud." "All right, all right, all right." "Take the cuffs off 'im before he wrecks the goddamn joint." "Don't do me no favors." "Is everybody happy now, huh?" "Are we all friends again?" "Come on, now, let's go, huh?" "Geez!" "Joe!" "I got Lyons, David;" "Kerew, Wallace." "Suspected homicide." " His lawyers are here, captain." " Whose?" " David Lyons'." " My lawyers?" "Oh." "You wanna check 'im for police brutality, lady?" "You got as long as it takes to print 'im." "Get in here." "Mr. Lyons, I know that you don't know who we are." "Just let me have your right hand, please." "Our law firm represents the building you have your shop in." "Oh!" "Yes." "We've been sent here to try to arrange bail for you." " Great." " That's a nice surprise." "Mr. Lyons, they can only hold you and Mr. Kerew up to 72 hours before an arrainment." "But, with a little luck, we'll have you out of here by 5 o'clock." "Yes, and we're really pushing the "blind and deaf" angle." "We hope you don't mind." "No, we don't mind." "Use it." "We'll see you both very soon." "Excuse me, miss, have we met before?" "No, I don't think so." "Are you wearing Shalimar perfume?" "Yes, I am." "You know, you have a remarkable nose." " Thank you." " Goodbye." "Goodbye." "I never knew anyone could be that beautiful." "The lady's got style." "I'd love to go to sleep listening to a voice like that." " Oh, my God!" " Yeah." " The legs." " Yes, I can imagine." " The legs!" " The legs." "Of course." " It's her!" " The killer?" "Captain, the lady in my shop I was tryin' to tell you about?" "That's her." " What, the mystery woman is your lawyer?" " She's not my lawyer." "Oh, now she's not your lawyer?" "That makes a helluva a lot sense." "Get out." "She's not my lawyer!" "That's the lady you want!" "How come you couldn't give me a description of her before?" "I only saw her from the rear." "And now I've seen her face." "She went around just now, I saw her tush." "That's her!" "That's the lady you want." "Stop 'er!" "Stop that lady!" "With a little luck, we really will have them to ourselves by 5 o'clock." " They seem awfully nice." " So was the chicken I ate last night." "Right now, the police have us for murder, or we get bailed out by the killer." "At least, my way, we have a chance." "Are you with me or not?" "All right, guys, let's go, eh?" " Yes or no?" " Yes." "Come on, move these guys, will ya?" "Let's move 'em." "Come on, guys, let's go." "We gotta go." "I'm sorry." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Oy, I bet these guys are really gonna enjoy themselves over Rikers Island." "I bet you learn to speak Spanish real quick." "Won't that be nice?" "You know, I-I hear that they make the greatest, uh, kidney fricassee, with pineapple jello." " It's really special." " All right, party time." " Tell me when." "Tell me when!" " Now!" "Hey, wait a minute!" " What's goin' on?" " Protesters." "Demonstrators?" "Good." "Go with the flow." "Mix in." "Excuse me." "Excuse me, sir!" "Could I have a word with you?" " Uh, now that you're released, how do you feel?" " Great." "Do you really think you can stop Khomeini?" "Not if it's funny." "A good comedy, as you call it, is worth its weight in gold." "I mean, have you read Norman Cousins, about the immune system?" "Hey, baby?" "Come on!" "Co-me-dy!" "Hey, I want to know when this gonna be on." "I want my sister to tape it." "Uh, thank you." "As you can see, this remains a complicated issue." "Lose a blind guy and a deaf guy?" "This gonna look great on my record." " Son of a bitch!" " I want these guys." "Three minutes." "Now!" "Calm down." "Just calm down." "We'll get them." "I promise you." "Yeah, we better get 'em." "I'm tellin' you, we'd better get 'em." "Careful, careful." "Turn left." "Wait." "Let's try the door." "There's a hole here, Wally." "Put your fingers right in here." "Pull!" " There's an alley!" " Dave!" "I'm right here." "I'm right here." "Step down." "Step down once." "Follow me." "Careful." "There's an alley right here, Wally." "Careful." "Turn right." "Turn right." "Here's another door." "It's open." "Go on in." "Kerew is blind." "Repeat, blind." "Lyons, David, 5'10", Caucasian, blond hair." "Lyons is deaf." "Repeat, deaf." "Uh, form barricades. 6th Avenue to Hudson, Howston to West 4th." "Every available cruiser, scramble now." "How does someone so beautiful go on kill somebody?" "I don't understand that." "Careful." "The broken wood is right in front of you, Wally." "That's it." "Oh, wait a minute." "Hold my head." " Hold my head, Wally." " Okay." "Oh, hold my head." "Thank you." "Are you all right?" "Thank you very much." "They said they would call back in 10 minutes." "The judge is just getting out of court now." "We can have them in half an hour." "This way, Wally." " Don't guide me." "Don't guide me!" " What?" "Don't guide me." "They're looking for a blind guy and a deaf guy." "We just gotta get out of the neighborhood." "You won't make it half a block." "You'll crack your head open." " Not if you stomp your feet." " If I what?" "Stomp your feet." "I'll follow the sound." " You mean, like this?" " Louder." "Stomp your feet." "I can hear the noise, I'll follow you." " That's good!" "Now move out!" " Jesus!" "We gotta find the subway." " I feel ridiculous." " You look fine to me!" "I think we should kill them." "I think we have to." "We don't want them around to identify us." "It's not up to me." "It's up to Sutherland." "If he wants us to kill them, then we'll kill them." "But, right now, I just want to get them out of there and get the coin." "Mr. Kerew..." "How did you get out of jail?" " Who is it?" " It's all right, Mr. Kerew." "It's us." " Your lawyers." " Shalimar." "That's right." "Shalimar." "What is Mr. Lyons doing?" "He's going to the bathroom." "He's gotta go real bad." "And I told him, if you gotta go, you gotta go!" "Go!" " Wally?" " Yeah!" "Don't worry about me!" "You go on without me!" "I'll catch up with you later." "When you gotta go, you gotta go, you know?" "Not everybody can stand around and wait!" "Just go!" "Don't worry about me, okay?" "I'll catch up with you later!" "Do you hear me?" "Sure." "I hear you fine." "You snuck up on me." "Damn you." "Well, I guess you're close enough now." "You can read my lips." "Yes, I can." " Guess who I ran into today?" " Who?" "The, uh..." " ... kidders?" " Where did you learn to lip-read?" "Underwater?" "The "killers", Mr. Lyons." "The killers." "May I have the coin, Mr. Kerew?" "What coin are we talkin' about?" "They may not know they have it." "Excuse me." "Let's see if I can find it." "I don't know what you're looking for, but it's a little to the right." "Here it is." " Here what is?" " It's a rare gold coin, Mr. Kerew." "Very valuable." "Your friend, Mr. Scotto, put it in your cigar box before he passed away." "You mean I've had it all the time?" " Well, now what?" " Well, you know how I feel." "Can we go now?" "I'll call our employer and find out." " Say, my man..." " Mr. Kerew, not so fast." "I just wanted to know, maybe, you make a lot o' money in this line of work to live?" "Yes, Mr. Sutherland, we have them both." "And the coin." "Okay." "That's right." "Well, what time do you land?" "I'll return tomorrow morning at approximately 8:37." "All right, we'll all go to Great Gorge in the morning, and we'll wait for your call." "But we have to leave the country tomorrow morning." "Don't worry, my dear." "Everything's arranged." "Well, sort of like a picky person." "What's it to be?" " I'll wait in the car." " No, no, meet me in the alley behind the diner." " Goodbye, Mr. Lyons." " I-I hope that I bump into you again sometime." "I don't think so." "See, I'll be leaving the country... and you'll be dead." "Dead?" "I thought you weren't gonna kill us." "Afraid not." "Goodbye." "Wait." "Wait a second." "Don't we get a last request?" "What would you like?" "Would you scratch my nose for me?" " You're a very sick woman." " Thank you." "Mr. Kerew, what would you like?" "I suppose a fuck is out of the question." "I'm afraid so." "Goodbye." "All right, let's go, gentlemen." "For God's sake, we don't know nothin'g about no gold coin!" "We didn't even know we had it." "Why you gotta kill us?" " Because you're both witnesses." " I don't understand this." "Why we walk into an alley to make it easy for you to shoot us?" "Why don't you just do it right here?" "Why in an alley?" "Why don't you just kill us right here?" " Fine." " Big mouth!" "Wait." "We won't talk." "I promise." "Please, don't do this." "Dave, stop the begging', man." "We gotta go out with dignity." "All I want to know is, what time is it?" " Did you say what time is it?" " Yes, I did it." "What time is it?" "Your time is up, Mr. Kerew." "If I have to die, I want my friend to tell me what time it is." "Oh, what time it is?" "It's 3 o'clock." "Not yet." "Not yet." "It's 12." "It's, uh..." "Wait." "It's 10 o'clock, now." "Wait, 12 o'clock." " Make up your mind!" " It's 12 o'clock." " It is not 12 o'clock." " It's 12 o'clock!" "It's 11:15." " It's about time!" " Quick!" "This way." "This way." "Careful." "Narrow, narrow." "Other way!" "Other way!" "Hurry, Wally!" "Hurry, Wally!" "Come on, Wally!" "This way." "Get behind this car." "There's a car." "Watch your knees." "Watch your knees." " What's up?" " Policemen." "They've set up a barricade." "This is running." "Anybody in it?" " This is a squad car, Wally." " I know that." "Is anyone in it?" " Wally, I can't do this." " Yes, you can." "Come on." "Wally, my hands are cuffed." "I can't drive." "Who said anything about you drivin'?" "Come on." "We gotta get outta the neighborhood." " Wally, we're not gonna get 10 feet." " Yes, we can." "Get in." "Wally, you're gonna kill somebody." "I got the wheel, you take the pedals, okay?" " Did you just say something?" " I got the wheel, you take the pedals, okay?" "Oh, no!" "Forward!" "Wally, go forward!" " How am I doin'?" " Don't look at me, watch the road." " Oh, if it'll make you feel better." " Turn left!" "Watch out!" "Headquarters, this is barricade four!" "Headquarters, this is barricade four!" "I hate when that happens." "What are you, stupid?" "You wanna die or something?" " Police emergency." "Out of the car." " Show me your badge." "Where is your badge?" " This is my badge." " Don't hurt me." "They got through the barricade in one of our squad cars." "Who the hell was driving?" "I think it's the blind guy!" " Get in the car!" " What's up?" "Open that up!" "Get me down Seventh Avenue right away." "Turn right!" "Turn right!" "Stop!" "Turn right!" "Turn right!" "Stop!" "Turn right!" "Hold on..." "Straight ahead." "Left!" "Right!" "Straight!" "Left!" "Left!" "Turn left!" "Turn left!" "Turn left!" "Right." "To the right." "Right, right." "A little left." "We're going the wrong way on a one-way street." "A little right." "A little right." "A little left." "A little right." "Turn right!" "Where you going?" "These streets are bumpy." "You're driving on the sidewalk!" "What the fuck was that?" "Go on home." "Your mother's lookin' for you." " Get me close." " I'm trying, Emile." "Left, left." "I said left!" "I said left!" " You said right." " I said left!" "A little left." "A little left!" " Where am I?" " Turn right!" "Right!" "Right!" "Right!" "Cows!" "Cows!" "Cows!" "We're in a warehouse..." "and you've just hit a cow." "I think you better back up." "Good, good, good..." "And stop!" "Stop!" "Go slowly to your left and try to stay off the sidewalk." "Turn right." "Turn right." "I just ripped my good pants." "I can take the wheel now, Wally." "Slide over me." "Slide over me." "I can't see." "I can't see." " Wally, I can't see." " I can't see either." " Wally, I can't drive if you don't push the seat back." " I'm stuck." "Push the seat back." "Find the little lever and push the seat back." "I got it!" " What happened?" " We had a very close call." " Thank you." " Wally, I can't see." " Move your hands." "I can't see." " Okay." "I'll get that son of a bitch now!" "Is that somebody shooting' at us?" "I didn't hear anything." " Wally, left!" " You're mashing' my nuts!" "You're mashing' my nuts!" "Brakes!" "Wally, put on the brakes!" "Where are we?" "I think we're floating towards New Jersey." " No shit!" "I got relatives in Jersey." " How nice for you." "You could read her lips, right?" " Yes, I could." " What did she say?" "She said, "I'll give it to you tomorrow."" ""We'll go to Grace George in the morning and wait for your call."" "Then she said, "We have to leave the country tomorrow"." "Okay." "Now we have to find this Grace George and wait for 'em to show up." " Are you with me?" " Am I with you?" "Course." "You've earned my trust, Wally." "You're always watching out for me." "You never get me into trouble." "Sometimes life is a little boring with you... but that's a small price to pay for such a wonderful friendship." "That's a sweet thing you just said." "Do you mean everything you just said?" "I'll tell you exactly how I feel..." "in just a minute or two." "Right now, I'm a little overwhelmed... by the stink of the 7,000 tons of garbage, that you drove me into!" "Is that what it is?" "I thought you let one go." "That's why I didn't say nothin'." "That was kind of you." "Thank you." "2286, this is dispatch." "What is your location?" "2286, please respond." "Over." "Can you please hurry?" "We have to bury the car." " Jesus!" "Be careful, will you?" " Take it easy." "Take it easy." "You know, I'm doin' damn good for a blind man." "What'd you say?" "I said I'm doin' damn good for..." "You know what?" "I'm getting tired of this deaf shit." "You mean to tell me you can't hear anything I say, even if I scream in your ear?" " Well, I don't know." "I've never tried." " Really?" "No." "It seems crazy, after all these years, but I've never done that before." "I would like you to." "Go ahead, Wally." "I want you to." "Let's..." "let's give it a try." "Dave..." "I want you to listen to me." "I'm going to try." "Open up them pores, okay?" "Be responsive to what I'm going to say." "I want you to hear me." "Okay?" "!" "Shazam!" "Can you hear me?" "!" "What?" "!" " Wally?" " What?" " Wally?" " What?" "Jesus!" "I heard something!" "I heard..." "I heard your voice!" " You heard me?" " Wally, I heard your voice!" " You can hear me, Dave!" " What?" "You can hear me!" "No... schmuck!" "I'm deaf!" "Now you get it?" " I'm not a crybaby." " You do are a crybaby." "Then guess what you are?" "A blind, egotistical asshole who denies he can't see shit." "Denies?" "You're the one who denies!" "This is you, right?" ""I'm not deaf." "I can read lips." "Don't call me a deaf person."" "Well, fuck it." "I'm blind!" "You hear me?" "Cause some asshole drunk drives me into a fire hydrant... and I'm blind for life." "He gets six months' suspended sentence." "But I say, fuck it." "I'm not gonna worry about 'im." "Fuck 'im." " You swear an awful lot." " You're fucking-a right!" "Fucking-a!" "Somethin' bothers you, fuck it." "Your wife leaves you, fuck 'er." "Boss fires you, heh, fuck 'im." "Hey, fuck it, fuck 'em." "Fuck it, right?" " You're fucking right!" " That's right." "You know, that's a blessing to be able to do that." "I can't do it." "You're a lucky guy." "I can't do it." "Well, fucking change!" "Easy for you to say." "It's not easy for me to say." "I'm blind." "You're blind, but when you walk down the street, people wanna touch you, don't they?" "When you're deaf, they don't wanna touch you cause they might catch something." " Like you're some kind of a leper." " We're being a little bitter, aren't we?" "I just wanna accept what I can do and what I can't do." "I don't think running around catching vicious scum killers is something you and I are the best equipped people in the world at doing." "Bullshit!" "You're an actor." "If you don't tell anyone you're deaf or I'm blind, we can do anything." " I guarantee it." " You guarantee it..." "That's right." "And if you won't help me, I'll do it fuckin' alone cause I don't need you or anyone else!" "Well, okay." "Well, now I get the point." "Excusez-moi, Monsieur Hot Shit." "I think I'll just go and have a nice hot bath and a little cocktail before dinner." "Wait, Dave." "Look." "We oughtta cool out a little bit, you know." " Have a nice day." " Just keep our heads." "I..." "I..." "I figure we, me and you, you know, we know a lot, Dave." "Dave!" "Goddamn it!" "Dave!" "Dave!" "How in the fuck you expect me to get out of this shit?" "!" "Dave!" "Shit's cold!" "Come back!" "We have to bury the car!" "There are steps coming up, boy." "Three steps." "And... one..." "Oh, no!" "Back, back, back, Wally, back." "And turn." "And one, two, three." "And turn." "Very good." "That's lovely." "And, go." "And we go." " Hello?" " You have a collect call from Earvin Johnson." " Will you accept the charges?" " Yes, operator." " Hi, guess who?" " Just tell me you're all right." "I'm great." "I'm doin' fine." "Wish you were here with your car." "You know, you could bring lots of money, a couple o' beers, if possible, probably cold." " I need a racing form and some binoculars." " Where are you?" "I'm in a little motel on the interstate, about five miles west of the George Washington." "Headquarters, headquarters, this is Steely." "Over." "She's going into room 18." "Now." "Now." "That's a hell of a place to park." " She checked into room 18." " Where is that?" "Over here." "Right here." "Okay, captain." "Lemme have that." "This is the police." "You are surrounded." "All right, you jokers, you got 10 seconds to come out with your hands up." "Ten... nine... eight... seven... six..." " She said she was 18!" " five..." " four... three..." " Gee, the country's really cracking down." "two... one." "All right, let's go!" " Goddamn them." "Goddamn them!" " Take it easy, we'll find them." "Search the entire area." "They gotta be around here someplace." "For Christ sakes, how far could they get?" "An all-cars alert!" "Uh, sergeant Keller, I need every available man you can spare to surround the entire dump here and comb the hills." "Damn those guys." "I'll get 'em." "I'll get 'em." "I'm gonna get 'em." "We gotta cover every road." "You gotta make your men aware that this is a number one priority manhunt." "Dave, I'd like you to meet my sister, Adele." "Adele, this is my dear friend, David Lyons." " How do you do?" " How do you do?" "There she is." "Careful your knees." "The first we do is find a phone book." "Look up this lady, Grace George." "Then we get the coin, they come looking for us and we wait for 'em with the police." "There can't be that many Grace Georges in the phone book." "You mean the resort?" "No, the person's name, that's who they're gonna give the coin to." "Great Gorge is a big resort in Vernon Valley." " How do you know that?" " I almost got married there." "I think David got things a little mixed up." "What did she say?" "She said she thinks you're an asshole!" " I'm sorry, sir, we're fully booked." " Oh, come on, you gotta have something." "I'm sorry, sir, we're fully booked." "I am so sorry, but everything is taken by the medical convention." "We have people coming here from all over the world." "I just don't have anything." " What about cancellations?" " She says she doesn't have any rooms?" "I don't want to take my wife to a motel." "We're supposed to hold these till midnight." "I have a couple from London... a doctor from Sweden and a doctor from Germany who still haven't arrived." "All right, I'll tell you what." "If none of these people show up by 10 o'clock," "I'll let their rooms go." "But... you have to wait till 10, all right?" "All right." "Thank you." "Can we go to the bar?" "Yes, of course." "Sorry I couldn't help you." "Hi, I'm blind." "Could you just, uh, show me where the ladies' room is?" "Oh, sure, it's right over..." "Oh, sorry." "I'll show you." "Give me your hand." "Oh, no, wait." "Other one." "Here we go." "You're dr." "Johansson from Sweden." "Johansson from Sweden." " I'm from Sweden." " Can I help you, gentlemen?" "I'm from Sweden." " Oh, you must be dr." "Johansson." " Yo, Johansson from Sweden." "I'm a Swede, and you're a sweetie." " Thank you." "Uh..." "And you must be, uh...?" " I'm dr." "Kesselbaum." "Uh, you mean..." "Kesselring?" "Kesselring!" "Right." "I forget my own name next." "Good." "You know, you one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen." "There you are." "Oh, you move so fast, like a little hummingbird." "You're a little sneaker, aren't you?" "I bet you have wings like Mercury." "You're such a nice little..." "Oh, there it is again." "You gonna rub it off, aren't you?" "A little lunch you had left over there." " Here you are." " Danke." "Danke schön." "Ah, dr." "Kesselring, we thought you might not make it." "You had, uh, you had some trouble with your visa?" "Ja." "And then suddenly they accepted American Express." "Go figure!" "We don't go home without it, I'll tell you that." " Uh, here, why don't you fill these out?" " Thank you." "Here you are, doctor." "I got mine and you got yours." "Now, uh, we're out of double rooms." "But I saved you a suite with two queens." "Well, get them fellas out of there!" "We wanna get some sleep." "Right, doctor?" "Here we go." "Uh, here's your key." "Thank you." "Thank you." "So, come, doctor, we gotta get some sleep now." "Make some Z's." "I hope you don't snore, I will send you back to Germany." "That's better than Philadelphia." "It's a good thing the girl remembered the sister." "Put out an APB on that convertible." "Where the hell can they be?" "I say they couldn't have gotten very far." " Who knows with these guys?" " Yeah." "They're beginnin' to get to me, Gatlin." "I'm tellin' you, these guys are gettin' to me." " Take it easy, Emile, just take it easy, will you?" " Don't those state cops have anything?" "Jesus, I have 28 years on the force, a wife and five kids." "And a blind guy and a deaf guy are makin' me look like a real asshole." " That's the truth." " Eh?" "Sam 1, over." "I think it's them." " Nuts!" " What is it?" "They just went behind some trees." "There, there!" "Yes." "It's them." "They're going into the building." "Tell 'im to hurry up cause this isn't easy!" "Hold it steady down there." "This isn't easy." "I know where the coin is, but he's in the room." "You gotta get 'im outta the room." "I'll get him out of there." "You just get the coin." "Adele, wait!" "I need some money." "I might have to buy somebody." "You all right there?" "Oh, trouble." "Hi." "Give me room, uh, 49, please." "Hurry." "Yeah." "What?" "I told him I had enough trouble with two-wheel drive." "I... now..." "I hate this, mister, I hate this." "All right, all right." "It's not the end of the world, it's just an accident." "You're damaged, I'm damaged." "If you just remove your car from my bumper..." "No, no, you don't understand." "He'll kill me." "My husband is an insurance man." "If you mess it, I have to file a claim." "That's not my problem." "I'm in a terrible hurry, madam." "Please..." "Now, wait a minute." "You know what?" "I got my card here." "Wait." "Don't get excited." "I know I have it." "It's right here." " I wanna thank you for helping me, Marilyn." " Oh, that's okay." "That's why we're here." "I must have left my keys on the dining-room table, darn it." " You want me to wait?" " Oh, no, no, no, I've gotta go to bed." "I had a humongus breakfast, made me kind of tired." "I got these three postcards and I registered for the bingo." " That's a lot for one day, wouldn't you say?" " Yeah." " Well, you take care of yourself now." " You too, Marilyn." "Bye-bye!" "Goodbye, now." " I'm right here." " Good." "You'll warn me if anyone comes?" "I'll yell my damn head off." "No one will come, man." "Just get the coin." "Are you sure you put him in 357?" "Maybe he switched rooms, after he went off-duty." "No, no, it's not possible." "There are no other rooms, dr." "Cornfeld." "I have nothing to switch to." "Oh!" "There he is!" "Dr. Johansson!" " Dr. Johansson!" " Dr. Johansson!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "You, you, you!" "Where have you been, doctor?" "I've come to pick you up." "Well, I'm a little bit too heavy for that, my dear." "Do you..." " Did you get lost, dr." "Johansson?" " No, it's "Yo-hansson." How soon we forget..." "Well, we have to hurry, doctor." "The seminar's beginning in two minutes and we don't wanna start without the main performer." "Great, I'll wait here for 'im." "When he comes, I'll be down in a minute..." "Always joking." "I had no idea you were this much fun." "Kirgo?" "I'd like to introduce our panel, four eminent specialists in their field, dr." "Saul Jenner, cardiology, dr." "Harold Orlow, pathology, dr." "Rita Bennett, ophthalmology, and in his first visit to the U.S., the eminent Swedish gynecologist, dr." "Conrad Johansson." "Yo." "Hold it right there." "Get away from that table or I'll blow your brains out." "Move, move!" "Fine." "Get them up." "Come on." "Hands over your head." "Both!" "Both of them!" "You're good." "You're real good." "This is the best relationship I've had with a woman in eight years." "So long, sweetheart." "Another time, another place we might've had a chance." "You will write, won't you?" "Dr. Johansson, my question is for you." "In your paper on multiple orgasms in geriatric women, you attribute increased sexual appetite to a lactose-restricted diet." "Now I know you're modest, but I really must insist on pinning you down here." "Doctor, which exercise would you find most beneficial to geriatric sexuality?" "Oh, boy." "Well, some of my patients prefer walking." "Some prefer bicycling." "But for your best results, to guarantee satisfaction, most of them like fucking." "You know:" "I like it myself, you know." "One in the morning and late at night." "You have to put everything back into your purse and you can move your vehicle..." "But if he leaves me, what is gonna happen to me and the twins?" "I don't know anybody." "People never treat me as nicely as you do." " I've been extremely rude." " You're right, I'm just gonna leave you now." " No, no, no, no, you must move your car." " I'll leave, no problem." "It's against my car." "Look..." "Where the hell were you?" "Well, I'm sorry, there was an accident." "This woman rammed into our Spider." "It was all very simple till she made it very complicated." "But why can't you give me numbers?" "Why are you being so evasive?" " What is it?" " What's wrong?" "Shooting pains in my head." "My eyes!" "Oh, boy, it's a bummer!" " I can't see." "Someone take me to my room." " Doctor Johansson, let me have a look." "Look at what?" "Don't look!" "Get your hands off of me!" "Stop acting like a baby." "I'm a doctor." "Let me have one little peek." "Don't... touch that head!" "Whatever you do, don't you touch it." " Who are you, sir?" " Fine, thank you." "Just relax." "Everything's gonna be all right." "I'm right here." "Oh, my Goodness, I thought you'd never come." "You know what's happened to him?" "Of course I know what's happened." "This is called "Blindness Hystericus"." " Oh, my God!" " Ja, and sometimes it comes... just like that." " How do you treat it, doctor?" " The left brain and right brain are having a little fight with each other." "And you gotta distract them." "Just for a minute." "Now, dr." "Johansson, how many fingers am I holding up in your eyes right now?" " Three!" " Good." "That's pretty good, considering that he's blind." "Now, doctor, I want you to just relax." "Take it easy, and you tell me the first thing that pops into your brain." "Pussy." "It's amazing!" "This man is cured." "Come on, doctor." "Come on." "We gotta take a walk, get the heart pumping." "And then it's gonna be all brand new." "Come on, doctor." "Guten Abend." " That's it." "Easy." " Where's Adele?" "I don't know." "She's not in the room." "She didn't leave a message." "See, if he gets too excited too soon, it comes right back." "Gently, gently." "Take it easy, doctor." "This guy's blind as a bat." "Oh, watch your step." "What's the matter with you?" "Guten Abend..." "Abend..." " You got a Lyons and Kerew registered here?" " I'll check, sir." "I'm sorry, we have no one's registered..." "Look, one guy's blind, the other guy's deaf." "You sure they're not here?" "I'm sure, sir." "I just checked." "I'm with the police." "If I brought you in some pictures, could you identify them?" "I'll try." " I thought you have a security officer." " Yes, we do." "Right behind you." "Single file." "Single file." "Okay, take it easy." "Take it easy." "Excuse me." "Where's the little Alfa?" "Little red Alfa?" " They just took off." " Who?" "Uh, three of them." "There was, uh, a lady with great legs, and, uh, an English guy and a black woman." "My God." "My sister." "Hey, um, the man, um, he asked me..." "he asked me to give this to you." ""If you want to see the girl, bring the coin to the house with a thousand windows." "Route 104."" " Is this a joke?" " No, that-that's the Sutherland Estate." "I hope you have an invitation." "He's got some pretty mean dogs up there." " Dogs?" " Yeah, Dobermans." "Big, huge." "They're killers." " Do you have our keys with you?" " Yeah, yeah." " Just do me a favor." " Sure." "If we're not back in 30 minutes, would you call the police for us?" "Police?" "New York Police Department." "Ask for captain Braddock." "Come on, Wally." "And-and tell 'im..." "Sorry, sorry, Wally." "Tell 'im that Lyons and Kerew are at the Sutherland Estate." "The house is all glass, and it's on huge rocks." " My sister?" " Nothing yet." "There's a lot of land here." " There!" " What?" "It's a greenhouse." "There she is, Wally." " Is she all right?" " I think so." "There are the dogs." "Three of them." "Now they're leaving." "They're going." "Looks like they're locking the door." "Now they're going back to the main house." "She's gonna be all alone in about two minutes." " You all clear on the plan?" " Clear as a bell." "I'm gonna go water the plants, if you don't mind." "Hey, you sure there's only three dogs down there?" "I better take a look." "The parking brake has been released." "Yeah, just the three of them." "I don't see what could go wrong." "You hear that, Dave?" "Better check the brake!" " Wally!" " Dave!" "Wally, I'm in trouble!" "Pull out, Dave!" "Where are you, Dave?" "Dave, I can't..." "Dave!" "Talk to me, Dave." "Dave, speak to me!" "Dave!" "Dave!" "Talk to me!" "Talk to me, Dave!" "I can hear the car, but I can't hear you!" "Dave!" "I can't see you, Dave." "Thank you." "Dave!" "Dave!" "Oh, Dave." "My God, Dave, what have I done this time?" "Dave!" "Oh, shit!" "Dave!" "Oh!" "God, Dave!" "Dave, did you say somethin'?" "Talk to me." "I can't see your lips." "What are you saying?" "Dave, can you see 'em now?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "There you are." "What are you saying?" "I'm sayin'..." "I think it's over." "I didn't just fuck my life up today." "I dragged my sister into this shit now." "I damn near got 'er killed." "And I hurt you." "I just wanna say I'm sorry, Dave." "Don't back out on me, Wally." "Dave, I've been runnin' on fumes most of my life." "And today, I realized for the first time..." "I'm full o' shit." "Well, that's true." "But this morning, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection." "Now that doesn't happen every day." "That's true." "The man's got a point." "We'll get her out, Wally." "We'll get her out." "I'll tel you, we're in over our heads." "Nobody ever thought we would get this far." "Don't back out on me now." " I can't." " You can." "We can, I promise." "We can." "What if we can't?" "Fuck it." "Damn you." "I created a monster." "Where's the girl?" "She's in the greenhouse, where they can see her." "Good." "And when can we expect our two distinguished guests?" "They should be arriving at any moment." "Do they... have the coin?" " Yes, they have the coin." " Wonderful." " What do you think of that thing?" " Lot of trouble over a low piece o' gold." "I don't know what this is, but it's not gold." "Gold doesn't chip and peel away like this." "Doesn't matter to me, as long as they want it real bad." "You better hold on to it, just in case anything happens to me." " Nothing's gonna happen to you." " Good, glad to find that out." " Ready?" " Ready." "Okay, Wally." "Start counting." "One... two... three... four... five... sixteen... seventeen..." "There's a dog." "There's a dog!" "There's a dog!" "No, Dave." "There's an alarm!" "There's an alarm." "Dave, no, no, no, no!" "No, Dave!" "So far, so good." "Almost." "There." "Now, what's all the fuss about?" "Well, I was gonna mention the alarm, but something else came up." " Who is it?" " I was so hoping you'd show up." "Oh, sorry about the flowers." "You like roses, huh?" "That's enough, Herman." "It's all right." "Just keep your gun pointed on him." "I'll check if he has the coin." "Hands over your head, Mr. Lyons." "Remember?" "Turn around." "Careful." "You remember what happened last time." "Hit 'er!" "Hit her, Dave!" "Smack her!" "Hit her!" "Hit 'er, Dave!" "What's...?" "Hit her!" " Jesus!" " I grew up with brothers." "Let's get up and go." "Wait, wait." "Back up, back up." "You have to run up that log." "I don't have that many brothers." "David!" " Get outta here!" " I don't wanna leave you!" "Go on." "Get outta here." "Wally's just on top of that hill." "Go on!" "Get outta here." "Get out!" "Jump!" "Get the police!" "Here's the blind one." "Come in, Mr. Kerew." "I'm delighted to see you." "I'm delighted to see you too." "So, you're the fat fuck that runs the show." "Beautifully put, Mr. Kerew." "You're obviously a poet, a man after my own heart." " Did he have the coin?" " Yes, it's in my pocket." "May I have it, please?" "What do you bother with that phony coin for?" "You're quite right, Mr. Kerew, this is a phony." "A magnificent phony." "May I have it, please, Kirgo?" "Would you mind telling me what I've been runnin' around risking my life for?" "A superconductor." "A room-temperature superconductor." "And I dare say it may be the most valuable material in this world." "Can you imagine an electric cable the size of that coin that could light up an entire city." "But you told me it was a gold coin." "Making it look like a coin like was just a handy way to get it out of Washington, after I'd arranged to... borrow a small sample." "Mr. Sutherland, I'm currently pointing a gun at your head." "I think, under the circumstances, that you and I should renegotiate our contract, don't you?" "Yes, I do." "I..." "I agree with you completely." "What would you say to... one third of 8 million dollars?" "Would you say that's fair?" "Yes, I'd-I'd say that that's extremely..." "What the hell just happened?" "I turned out the lights, just for a moment." "Just long enough to gain the advantage." "How come I got the feeling I'm not the only person in this room who's blind?" "Because you have great intuition, Mr. Kerew." "I also suspect you have excellent hearing, like myself." "A few sounds were all I needed to lock in on poor Mr. Kirgo." "It's too bad." "I liked him." "He was a gentleman." "I can't see your face, but I bet you're not cryin'." "Nor can I see your face, Mr. Kerew... yet I can hear you stooping down to find Kirgo's pistol." "Am I right, sir?" "Or do I have to put a bullet through your head to prove it?" "Oh, no." "You're a gentleman." "One murder a day is enough for you, right?" "Did I hear something drop, Mr. Kerew?" " Mr. Sutherland?" " Perfect timing." "Come in, my dear." " I've brought the other one." " Excellent." "Wally." "Are you all right?" "You're very quiet, Mr. Kerew." "Suddenly gone shy, have we?" "Adele got away, Wally." "The police will be here any minute." "You'd better tell me what happened to Mr. Kirgo, Mr. Sutherland." "Certainly, my dear." "Mr. Kirgo decided at last minute to renegotiate his contract and he put a pistol to my head." "We've been associated for almost five years." "I want you to know I have no intention of killing you." "So, don't be frightened, my dear." "And... please, don't do anything rash." "No, I wouldn't do that." "You know I trust you, Mr. Sutherland." "But I would like to know what your intentions are." "To leave the country as soon as Raoul sets my helicopter down." "I... invite you to come along." "Rio can be captivating this time of year." "Just pick up the gold coin" "I believe is on the floor in front of you." "I don't see it." "Look in Mr. Kirgo's left hand." "I think he may be holding it for us." " Did you... find it, my dear?" " Yes." "Yes, I found it." "Would you..." "hand it to me, please?" "May I ask what my share would be?" "One... half... of 8 million dollars." "Would you say that's fair?" "Yes." "Yes, I think that's... very fair." "Dave!" "What's goin' on?" "Dave?" "Dave?" "Dave?" "What just happened?" "Mr. Sutherland is no longer with us." " Dave?" "Dave!" " I'm right here, Wally." "I hear sirens." "The police will be here soon." "If you drop that pistol now, you'll probably make some license plates and play a little volleyball every afternoon for a couple of years." "I'll even wait for you if you want." "Thanks." "That's real sweet." "But you see, you're the ones they're looking for." "Not me." "So, if I get on that helicopter with the coin, I get out of here squeaky clean." "You're too tall for me anyway." "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to lock you in." "Sorry." "Damn, she smells good." "I hear jail ain't so bad anyway, if you like it up the butt." " I'm over here, Wally." " Over where, Dave?" "Dave?" "Dave?" "Da..." "Dave?" "Dave?" "Da..." "Shit, who the hell I'm talking to?" "He can't hear me." " She's running to the helicopter." " Nice air conditioning she made, huh?" " D'you ever wanna be in a circus, Wally?" " No, afraid of heights." " Would you give me your jacket, please?" " What do you want my jacket for?" "There we go." "This should be fun." " Ready?" " We're not up high, are we?" "No, no, we're just a few feet off the ground." " Ready, and..." " I'm ready!" "Go!" "I just knocked over a tree!" "You said we wasn't up high!" "I'll kill you, you fuck!" "You telling me we're not up in the air!" "What do you mean we're not up in the air?" " Get ready!" " Motherfucker, you told me we're not up in the air!" " But we are!" " Get ready." "Bomb-bay doors open!" " Now!" "Start it up!" " Get ready to fire one!" "And fire one!" "Fire two!" "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I don't know, I'm blind, but I learnt this at the Braille Institute." "They told us to feel around, and see what's happenin'." "Stop that!" "Get your hands off of me!" "Hold it!" "Hold it right there!" "I said, hold it right there, or I'll throw your brains out!" " I'll throw this knife right through you brains!" " Freeze!" " Do as I say, or you're a dead man." " Turn around!" "Face front!" "That's better." "Now, put your hands over your head." " Come on, come on, get them up!" " Get your hands up!" "Oh, you do speak English." "All right, come on over here." "Get your ass over here." " Quickly, quickly!" " Slowly!" "Come on, come on." "Not now, Wally, I'm busy." "Come on, keep coming... you funny little turd." "Hey, Tarzan, turn around and take a look." "When did you guys get here?" "I sure was worried about you two." "It's all over." "Oh, goodbye, captain Braddock." "Captain Braddock..." "you're a dickhead." " You son of a bitch..." " No, no, no, no, captain!" "No!" " Captain, I got a surprise for you!" " You can't do that." "I know..." "I know the law." "Now I get to shoot them." " No, no, you can't." " What do you mean I can't?" "Captain, we got the real killer." "We got him." "What are you tellin' me, that I..." "I can't shoot them?" "No, sir, I'm afraid you can't." "Come on." "But we went to all this trouble to catch 'em, and now you tellin' me I can't shoot 'em?" "It's time to go." "Come on." "I wanna shoot 'em." "I wanna shoot 'em!" "No, no, no, no." "We'll get a nice hot chocolate." "Why can't I shoot 'em?" " We had a damn good time, didn't we?" " Yeah." "Lot of nice memories." "You know, Wally, there's something I've been wanting to do since the day I met you." " That was two days ago." " That's right." "That's right." "Well, there's something I've been wanting to give you for two days." "Dave, you don't have to give me anything." "I mean..." "You're a real nice guy, you know that?" " No, but I wanna give it to you." " Oh, Dave, please, listen to me." " I have a lot of love for you." " Thank you." "So, tell me, how's it feel to be handicapped?" "I always wanted to ask you that." "I'm not handicapped." "I have you."