"thefollowingprogramis" "Presented by attorney" "Gloria allred and is intended" "Solely for self-promotion." ""askgloriaallred."" "Attorney gloria allred is a true" "Legal superstar." "Recognized the world over for" "Her near round-the-clock" "Television appearances and as a" "Tireless champion for society's" "Forgotten victims, from" "Scott peterson's girlfriend," "Amber frey, to tiger woods's" "Mistresses numbers two, five," "Nine and 11." "To the guy in the audience at" "The laugh factory the night" "Michael richards use the "n"" "Word." "Here now is gloria allred." "[ applause ] helloandwelcometothis" "Edition of "ask gloria allred."" "I'm gloria allred." "This week, many of you have" "Written or e-mailed to" "Congratulate me on my recent" "Press conference with" "Nikki diaz." "Nikki is the undocumented worker" "From mexico who was employed by" "Meg whitman, currently the" "Republican candidate for" "Governor of california, as a" "Housekeeper." "While working for the whitmans," "Nikki suffered continuous" "Emotional abuse and was forced" "To perform a series of" "Horrendous and degrading tasks" "Venetian blinds." "All under the threat that if she" "Did not perform these sickening" "Acts, they would not pay her." "It is a heart-wrenching story." "And many of you thanked me for" "Bringing it to the nation's" "Attention." "But some had questions." "For example, paul from" "Indianapolis asks, "as her" "Attorney, how could you let" "Ms. Diaz announce on television" "That she's in the country" "Illegally?" "Because of your reckless" "Attention seeking, won't she be" "Arrested and deported?"" "That's a good question, paul." "I hadn't really thought" "About it." "I'm going to recommend that" "Nikki hire a good immigration" "Lawyer." "Karen from boston asks, "I saw" "Your latest freak show press" "Conference with ms." "Diaz, and I" "Have to ask, is there anything" "You won't do to push your" "Butt-ugly mug in front of a" "Camera?"" "Another good question, karen." "I have to think about that, but" "I guess my answer would be no." "Steven from new orleans asks," ""why do you talk so loud?" "Or does it just seem that way" "Because your manner is so" "Grating?"" "Probably a bit of both, steven." "I'm naturally a very pushy" "Person and find that by talking" "Loudly, people are forced to" "Listen to me even if they would" "Prefer not to." "Kevin from ft." "Collins," "Colorado, asks, "tell me," "Gloria, has a more disgusting" "Creature than yourself ever" "Walked the face of the earth?"" "Wow!" "A lot of good questions tonight." "I don't know the answer, kevin." "I suppose since man in his" "Present form has been around for" "About 250,000 years, there must" "Have been somebody." "But I really can't say for sure." "Denise from nashville asks," ""when you die, gloria, and you" "Go instantly to hell, which I" "Think we can all agree will" "Absolutely happen, will you just" "Burn with all the other" "Ambulance chasers who spent" "Their lives bringing misery into" "The world, or will there be a" "Special ring or level of hell" "Just for you?"" "Oh, my." "Denise, that is such a profound" "Question." "Who knows?" "All I can say is, I sincerely" "Hope so." "That would be nice." "Well, that's it for tonight's" "Show." "We'll see you next week." "Until then, please pay attention" "To me." "And live from new york, it's" "Saturday night!" "[ cheers and applause ] announcer:" "It's"Saturday" "Night live."" "With " "Featuring " "Musical guest " "Bruno mars" "And your host " "Jane lynch." "Sync by Nícolas -= InSUBs =" "Ladies and gentlemen," "Jane lynch!" "thankyou!" "[ cheers and applause ]" "Thank you!" "Thank you so much!" "It's so great to be here hosting" ""Saturday night live."" "And right off the bat, I just" "Want to say that you all look" "Taller in person, too." "[ laughter ]" "I have had such an exciting" "Year." "I'm on an incredible show," ""glee."" "[ cheers and applause ]" "Now, folks, it's truly an" "Ensemble show, and I get to work" "With some amazing young people." "But as much as I love "glee," my" "One complaint is I don't get to" "Sing every week." "So I had the best idea." "That I should sing the theme" "Song." "But then I was told that "glee"" "Doesn't have a theme song." "So I said why not write one?" "And they said no." "And I took that no as a yes." "And I went home, I took out some" "Sheet music." "I sharpened some pencils." "I drank a couple of bottles of" "Tequila." "I blacked out." "[ laughter ]" "And when I came to, I had" "Written this song." "Now, long story short, I sang it" "For the gang at "glee," and they" "Said, that its terrible." "But that's not going to stop me" "From singing it tonight." "So joining me on stage is a" "Classically trained," "Fred armisen " "Thanks fred." "So here it is." "This is my theme to "glee."" "♪" "♪ glee ♪" "I like that, because it gets the" "Title out right away." "♪" "♪ glee is a show" "About sue sylvester ♪" "♪ sue sylvester is" "The star of "glee" ♪" "♪ now yes, there are a few" "Other characters but sue is" "The one you want to see ♪" "Okay, now I realize that that" "Sounds very conceited since I" "Play the part of sue sylvester," "But blame my co-writer," "Jose cuervo." "Bridge!" "♪ when sue comes" "Down the hallway ♪" "♪ slushie cup at her side" "The faint of heart" "Better break way and part ♪" "♪ and the weak" "Should run and hide ♪" "♪ so he should run and hide ♪" "♪ we should run and hide ♪" "You know what " "Now, singing this song, I" "Realize it's a really bad theme" "Song for "glee."" "Not a good idea, but I'm in the" "Middle of it, so I'll keep" "Going." "But I do really like this part" "Here, fred." "wheredidsuesylvestercome" "From?" "No one knows." "Legend has it she was birthed" "From between two storm clouds." "Lightning hit the ground." "And from the billowing smoke" "Emerged the female figure" "Covered in dirt and wearing a" "Red sweat suit." "thiswillallbeclay-mation." "andthevillagersgathered" "And asked, are you a god?" "And the creature lifted her head" "And said, "no, I'm" "Sue sylvester."" "one,two,three!" "♪ "glee" is a show" "About sue sylvester ♪" "♪ sue sylvester is" "The star of "glee" ♪" "♪ yes, there are some" "Other characters ♪" "♪ but sue sylvester" "Is played by me ♪" "♪ I'm sue sylvester ♪" "♪ I'm sue sylvester ♪" "♪ I'm sue sylvester ♪" "♪ I'm sue sylvester ♪" "♪ glee ♪" "♪ glee glee glee glee glee glee" "Glee glee glee glee glee glee" "Glee ♪" "♪ I'm sue sylvester ♪ [ cheers and applause ]" "Iwon'teversingthat song" "Again." "Hey, we have a great show." "Bruno mars is here tonight." "Stick around." "We'll be right back." "oh,man." "Looks like you have a new friend" "Request." "oh,mygod,thiscannotbe" "Happening." "well,itfinallyhappened." "Your mom is on facebook." "[ laughter ]" "Posting things like " "Octobermeansgettingall my" "Fall motif sweaters out." "Or maybe I should just leaf them" "Up there." "Ha, ha, ha." "Iamlaughingout loudonthe" "Floor." "sure,shelikespostingabout" "Her life, but she loves getting" "Into yours." "who'syournewfriend?" "She looks ill." "nowyouhavetowatch" "Everything you say." "Unless you get the "damn it, my" "Mom is on facebook" filter." "It's the only app that scans" "Your facebook page for stuff" "About drugs, alcohol, sex," "References to your atheism and" "Opinions." "Go ahead and type something that" "Your mom would hate." "thereisn'tenoughbeerin" "The world for me to deal with" "All of glenn beck's holy roller" "B.S." "nowapplythe"damnit,my" "Mom is on facebook" filter." "boydoIneeddungarees." "[ laughter ]" "I'vegota$ 5 couponfrom" "Kohl's." "I'll send it to you." "see,the"damnit, mymomis" "On facebook" filter does what" "You do naturally." "It lies to your mom." "sweet!" "evenchangingyourphotosto" "Make them more mom friendly." "[ laughter ]" "The "damn it, my mom is on" "Facebook" filter." "For when your mom discovers" "Facebook." "like." "like." "[ cheers and applause ]" "♪ glee ♪ allright,allright." "Settle down, guys." "We've got a butt load of singing" "To do today, okay." "Regional's are this Friday, and" "We still don't have a theme for" "Our medley." "[ talking over each other ] no!" "butmr." "Shue." "We gotta have a theme." "[ laughter ] okay,takeit down,mercedes." "Now, the way to find the perfect" "Theme is to just listen to our" "Hearts." "Just like I listen to myself on" "A tape that I was singing in the" "Car on the way over here." "Ihavetheperfecttheme." "Of course she does." "What if our theme is "believe"?" "didyousaythe themeshould" "Be beaver?" "Because I have a pair of faux" "Beaver shorts that are not to" "Die four." "They're to die five." "Hey!" "shesaidbelieve,kurt." "Like, "believe me, I'm wearing a" "Condom."" "You guys know I had a baby," "Right?" "[ laughter ] believesa greatidea." "whatdoesthewordmean" "Again?" "Believe?" "youguystakeactualclasses" "Here, right?" "hey,I 'msmart." "I'm wearing glasses and that's" "The only thing that makes me" "Different from all of you." "yeah." "Yeah." "Okay." "So we found our theme." "Just like I found my note." "♪" "Oh, hello, sue." "Do you mind?" "We're practicing for regional's." "well,letme knowwhenyou're" "Done so I can scoop it out of" "The litter box." "oh,youareshady." "[ laughter ] well,foryourinformation,I" "Came down here to do you a" "Favor." "Puck is sick and won't be here" "To practice, so I found a" "Replacement." "A new student." "[ talking over each other ] anewstudentthatsounds" "Great." "You know what else sounds great?" "♪" "God, I wish I was in this glee" "Club!" "Okay." "Ha, ha, ha." "All right." "Who just hit me with a glee" "Slushy?" "someoneyouhaven'tmet yet ." "Here's your new student." "sorry." "♪" "♪ her name is gilly ♪" "She's at it again ♪" "♪ she's always causing' trouble" "Like a barnyard hen ♪" "♪ she's always causing' trouble" "Her hair looks like a bubble ♪" "♪ knock, knock" "Who's there ♪" "♪ it's gilly" "Ooh ♪ sorry." "allright." "All right, kids." "We have to start practicing as" "Soon as possible." "Or as I like to say " "♪ asap ♪ no!" "Enough!" "Simon, you are our teacher!" "you'reright." "All right." "Let's just start with some" "Scales, shall we?" "ow,ow,ow !" "It's hot glued onto my scalp." "It's burning me!" "allright." "Okay." "Who hot glued a tambourine onto" "Gay kurt's head?" "Was it you, mercedes?" "♪ and I am telling you" "I didn't do it ♪ [ laughter ] [ applause ] youcanjustsay no." "Was it you, artie?" "lookatme ." "You know I couldn't have done" "That because of my glasses." "[ laughter ] right." "No, I apologize, artie." "mr." "Shue,Ilivetotattle." "It was gilly." "gilly,didyouhot gluea" "Tambourine to gay kurt's head?" "Gilly?" "what?" "gilly?" "yes?" "gilly?" "sorry." "don'tworryaboutme" "Ms. Friends, I actually like" "This fabulous hat." "I look fierce in it." "you'redamnrightyou look" "Fierce in it." "You're my gay son and I love" "Your hat!" "I support you!" "I love you, gay son!" "[ applause ] loveyou,too,dad ." "Now go away." "now,gilly,we don'tdothat" "Here." "We support each other, and we" "Sing to music that comes out of" "Nowhere." "Now, where did you get a hot" "Glue gun?" "nicework,littleorphan" "A-hole." "okay." "Okay." "Let's just walk through our" "Semi-complicated dance moves" "That you always learn in one" "Second." "And one, two, three." "four,five,sucks!" "Oh, and by the way, your" "Costumes have bedbugs 'cause" "Your singing bites." "whatarewe goingtodo," "Mr. Shue?" "Should I get pregnant again?" "no." "No, no, no." "I'll tell you what we're going" "To do." "We're gonna believe." "♪" "♪ just a small town girl" "Living in a lonely world" "She took a midnight train" "Going anywhere ♪" "♪ just a city boy" "Born and raised in" "South detroit ♪" "♪ he took the midnight" "Train going anywhere ♪" "♪ don't stop believing" "Hold on to that feeling" "Streetlights ♪" "♪ people-oh" "Don't stop ♪ [ explosion ] gilly!" "♪ sorry ♪ [ laughter ]" "♪ [ cheers and applause ]" "welcometo"thenew" "Boyfriend talk show" starring" "Me, zach, and my sidekick, mom." "hi,sweetie." "hi,mom." "Okay, so my mom dates so many" "Awesome guys." "One day I thought, hey, maybe on" "Sunday when they wake up, I" "Should interview them before" "They hit the road." "I asked for permission, and she" "Said yes." "that'sbecauseno matterwho" "Comes out of mommy's bedroom," "You're still my number one guy." "awesome." "So mom, why don't you tell us" "About today's guest." "sure." "His name is mike something." "And he works as a cd organizer" "At borders." "okay,verycool." "Please welcome mike!" "♪ hey,littlebuddy." "How you doing, man?" "welcometo"thenew boyfriend" "Talk show."" "greattobe here." "okay." "First question." "I got to ask, it's on" "Everybody's mind, are you my new" "Daddy?" "whoa!" "I " "You know " "Iknowyoucan 'tcommenton" "That." "I had to ask, okay." "So we have something in common." "We're both huge fans of mom." "aww." "oh." "Yeah, yeah." "No, she's a cool lady." "givemean example." "uh,allright." "Well, on the car ride home," "Uh -- she's just a cool lady." "[ laughter ] awesome." "Now, mike." "I'm not sure if you're aware," "But this is a very special day" "For us here at the show." "oh,yeah?" "Why's that, sport?" "becausethisis "thenew" "Boyfriend talk show's" 100th" "Episode." "[ applause ] what?" "wow!" "That just creeps up on you," "That 100." "Congrats, zachy." "couldn'thavedoneitwithout" "You, mom." "100?" "I'm the 100th guest?" "no,no,thisisthe100th" "Episode." "There have been about 130 guests, right, mom?" "oh,honey." "I don't know." "Sometimes I think you remember" "These guys better than I do." "I'msureIdo." "It's been a great 100 episodes." "So lets take a look back at some" "Of our favorite memories from" ""the new boyfriend talk show."" "♪" "♪ give me just a" "Little more time ♪" "♪ give me just a" "Little more time ♪ somanymemories!" "wasthatjoaquinphoenix?" "yeah,thatwasaweird" "Interview." "But it turned out he was" "Faking it." "yeah,hewasn'tthe onlyone." "yeah." "Well, we've had a lot of fun," "But we've also dealt with some" "Serious issues." "That's why I'd like to take this" "Time to give a special shout-out" "To all of mom's boyfriends who" "Are currently serving overseas." "oh,mygod!" "zach,sweetie,I'vealsogot" "A surprise for you, honey." "In the four months since we" "Started this show -- that'sallbeeninfour" "Months?" "afewbigstarshave dropped" "By." "Some of them took time out of" "Their busy schedules to send in" "Messages." "Let's take a look." "genesimmonshere." "Congrats to everyone at "the new" "Boyfriend talk show."" "Keep it real." "And keep it moist." "[ laughter ] thisisvernetroyersaying" ""the new boyfriend talk show"" "With zach is shagadelic." "hey,magicjohnsonhere." "I had a magic time on "the new" "Boyfriend talk show."" "Zach and that lady are a dream" "Team." "Go lakers!" "yeah." "Magic's a real friend of the" "Show." "oh,no." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Oh, boy." "somom,who'sour nextguest" "Today?" "wait,there'ssomeoneelse" "Today?" "oh,yeah." "We've also got two bands coming." "And also, I burned the eggs, so" "It's cookies for breakfast." "yay!" "[ applause ] hi." "I'm christine o'donnell." "And I'm not a witch." "I'm nothing like you've heard." "I'm you." "And just like you, I have to" "Constantly deny that I'm a" "Witch." "Isn't that what the people of" "Delaware deserve?" "A candidate who promises first" "And foremost that she's not a" "Witch?" "That's the kind of candidate" "Delaware hasn't had since 1692." "And that's why, if elected to" "Human senate, I promise to fly" "Straight down to washington, on" "A plane, and do exactly what you" "Would do, not spells." "Besides, if I were a witch, why" "Wouldn't I just cast a spell" "Making all of you forget that" "I'm a witch?" "It's certainly not because the" "Spell requires one newt per" "Person and I lack a sufficient" "Number of newts." "[ laughter ]" "I know the problems facing our" "Nation because I've been living" "Among you, since I moved to" "Delaware from the black forest" "Of germany almost 3,000 years" "Ago." "[ laughter ]" "So this November 2nd, vote for" "Christine o'donnell." "Aka, zaraida the enchantress." "Because I'm not a witch." "And if I am, do you really want" "To cross me?" "I didn't think so." "paidforby thecovento" "Elect christine o'donnell, who" "Is not a witch." "[ cheers and applause ]" "you'rewatchingthegame" "Show network." "At 10:00, it's "verb heards."" "But first -- "secret word."" "It's time to play the game the" "Stars play " ""secret word," with your host," "Lyle round." "hello." "Hello!" "I'm lyle round." "My wife is in the hospital" "Having her baby." "Good luck to you." "[ laughter ]" "So why don't we meet our first" "Guest." "She's better known for her work" "On the broadway stage, please" "Welcome mindy greyson!" "[ cheers and applause ] hereI am." "Isn't it grand?" "well,thankyoufor being" "Here, mindy." "You are looking ravishing, as" "Always." "oh,doI?" "Well, I sleep with my face in" "Mayonnaise." "I guess its working." "allright." "Our next guest is a hilarious" "Comedienne playing at the" "Concord hotel in the catskills." "Please welcome peggy zoeller!" "hey!" "I hope my face doesn't break the" "Camera." "What?" "Ha!" "youarealivingriot ." "Let's start the game." "Mindy, you're up first." "Are you ready?" "lyle,asthegreatplaywright" "Once said to me, "oh, yeah."" "okay." "Quiet from the audience and ten" "Seconds on the clock." "thesecretwordisshrimp." "youready?" "Hold my hand." "Look at me." "I'm only going to say this once." "Shrimp." "[ buzzer ] [ laughter ] youjustsaidthe secret" "Word, mindy." "Idid,didn'tI?" "I knew it as soon as I said" ""shrimp."" "When I see text before me, I" "Perform it." "I'm an actress." "This is my craft." "It's what I do." "It's my job to bring words to" "Life." "Who is this woman?" "Who is this shrimp?" "okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Sit down." "Let's move over to peggy's team." "thesecretwordisflat ." "oh,what?" "I can relate to that." "Hello!" "Nothing down there." "I tell you what." "I went for a breast exam, and" "They brought out a floor waxer." "What?" "You're a great crowd." "That never happened." "What?" "time'srunningout." "Iwentshoppingfor abraand" "Asked, "do you have anything for" "These?"" "And the sales girl said, "have" "You tried clearasil?"" "What?" "Because they're like pimples." "Do you get it?" "Did he win?" "no,peggy,youdidn'tgive" "Any clues." "you'refullof bananas,you ." "Great crowd!" "youdidn't." "And I am not full of bananas." "Well, no points on the board." "And my eye's starting to twitch." "Let's move back to mindy." "yes." "I'm ready to be seen again." "thesecretwordisfringe." "remember,donotsay the" "Secret word this time." "youcancountonme,lyle." "tensecondson theclock." "okay,wait." "Can we just stop the clock?" "no." "Ijusthaveone question" "About the rules." "mindy,wewentoverthis ." "okay,but,am Iallowedto" "Just -- am I allowed to say" ""fringe"?" "[ buzzer ]" "Ireallyneedtowinsome" "Money here." "My children have tuberculosis." "oh,I knowhowthatfeels." "I had that very same disease in" "A play "teebie jeebies" where I" "Played a flapper named ginger" "Who coughed her way right out of" "The chorus and into her grave." "[ laughter ] thanks." "mybestto thekids." "Ihavetb ,too." "Tiny boobs." "Zing!" "What?" "[ laughter ] allright." "Back to you, peggy." "thesecretwordiscook ." "oh,thisis funnybecauseI'm" "A terrible cook." "[ buzzer sounds ]" "I asked my husband, what do you" "Want me to cook?" "And he looks at me with his" "Boxer shorts on." "And he says cook?" "Cook?" "Cook?" "You've burned sandwiches." "What?" "Now we're cooking." "[ buzzer ] what'shappening?" "peggy,yousaidthe word" ""cook," like, 60 times." "Iplayedacookinalittle" "Musical called "egg drop soup."" "It's the story of a little girl" "From the orient named chopped" "Suzy." "And this is her 11:00 number." "Hit it!" "no,no,no ." "♪ chopped suzy and" "The egg roll gang ♪" "♪ everywhere we go" "It's a shanghai surprise ♪ pleasestop." "stop?" "That's what the neighbors say" "When my husband and I make" "Whoopi." "Boy, are we verbal." "I say please and he says no." "You've been a great crowd." "oh,brother." "We'll be right back after these" "Messages." "lookatme !" "don'tlookat her." "♪ whatseemsto be the" "Problem?" "Ijustfeelstressedoutall" "The time." "I don't know what to do." "well,letstrysomething." "Shut your eyes." "Now take a deep breath." "And imagine that you're in the" "Middle of a big, peaceful" "Meadow, all alone." "A warm breeze floats by," "Carrying the smell of fresh" "Flowers." "The sun caresses your face as" "You let go of all your fears and" "Worries." "And also, I'm there." "[ laughter ] wait." "Why are you there?" "justrelax,william,okay?" "It's all part of the process." "Stay with me." "Okay?" "okay." "soyou'rein thefield." "You hear the sound of some birds" "Playing in the sunshine." "You breathe in." "And when you exhale, you feel" "All your troubles just melt" "Away." "And also I'm there dressed as an" "Ice cream miss sliding a" "Popsicle in and out of your" "Mouth." "wait." "What is that?" "it'sokay." "All right." "Just -- let's take it a little" "Slower, okay?" "Now we're back in the field." "You're completely calm." "You let go of all the tension in" "Your neck." "You lie back." "And when you look up, there's a" "Golf ball on your privates, and" "I'm there teeing off with a 5 wood." "okay." "Yeah, that's not cool." "trust,william,trust,okay?" "Stay with me." "And we're in the field." "The cool breezes." "State of relaxation." "Nothing around you for miles." "It smells warm like fresh bread" "Coming out of an oven." "On top of that bread we've got" "Smoked ham, lettuce, tomato, a" "Little spicy mustard on top." "And then I guess a" "Diet dr." "Pepper." "Okay, see you in a little bit." "[ laughter ]" "And we're in the field with the" "Breeze, the flowers, relaxed," "Deep breath, friendly rabbit, a" "Little more popsicle." "okay." "What is going on?" "Are you even a therapist?" "allright,william,I'm going" "To level with you." "This is a new experimental" "Method that I'm developing." "okay." "andifit doesn'thelpyou," "It's a complete failure, then" "I'll waive my fee, okay?" "fine." "good!" "Okay." "This time we'll take a slightly" "Different approach." "Now you're in a perfect white" "Space." "Let all of your stress just" "Melts away." "okay." "This is nice." "aninnocentgirlapproaches" "You and offers you a flower." "You warmly accept it." "And then she kicks you in the" "Crotch." "And then I walk over, and I kick" "You in the crotch." "That's it." "You can open your eyes now." "huh." "You know, I think that actually" "Worked." "I strangely feel better." "andthatconcludesphaseone." "no!" "letsbeginphasetwo ." "[ laughter and applause ] andthereyougo, ma'am,I" "Hope you enjoy it." "thankyouso much." "noproblem." "Thank you." "Next." "hi." "I just want to return this." "okay,ma'am,Ishouldfirst" "Warn you that denzel washington" "Is working here today." "denzelwashington?" "Here?" "yes." "seriously?" "That is so awesome." "What's he doing here?" "he'spreparingforarole ." "I guess it's his process." "sohe'sworkingherefora" "Movie role." "That's amazing." "yeah,inhismovieIguess" "He's supposed to play an" "Ordinary retail employee who" "Gets this returned suitcase that" "Has a secret government" "Microchip accidentally left" "Inside of it which puts him in a" "Web of international intrigue." "wow,youknowalotabout" "This." "hetoldme aaboutitabout a" "Dozen times." "what'sitcalled,"pointof" "No returns"?" "yes,that'swhatit'scalled." "[ laughter ] really?" "okay." "All right." "I found it, huh?" "Yeah." "I told you it was there." "Right?" "I specifically stated." "yes." "Yes, you did." "Thank you, denzel." "Iknewit ." "I knew it." "Oh." "Now, what can I help you with," "Ma'am?" "Huh?" "youknowwhat,denzel?" "I think I got this one." "no,no,no ,no ,no ." "Got to learn." "Got to learn, right?" "Come on, darling, let's see what" "You got." "okay,well,Iwantedto" "Return this bag." "oh,okay." "All right." "Let's take a look." "Okay." "Oh, look at this here." "This is nice." "It's very nice." "yeah,thankyou." "youboughtthis?" "Idid." "huh?" "This handbag right here?" "This is yours?" "yes,itis ." "okay." "All right." "So let's see here." "So you bought this handbag" "For $340." "And now you want your money" "Back?" "That's what you're saying?" "That's what you're telling me," "Right." "yes,yes." "okay." "$340, that's a lot of money to" "Be asking for back." "I mean, I'll give it to you." "Huh?" "okay." "Ijustwanttoaskyouone" "Question." "What's wrong with it?" "Huh?" "what,withthehandbag?" "that'sright." "um,well,it 'sthewrong" "Color." "thewrongcolor." "She says it's the wrong color." "[ laughter ]" "You knew what color it was when" "You brought it home." "Did it change color or" "Something?" "no." "no,itdidn't." "So let me ask you this." "What color is this handbag?" "youknowwhat?" "I can just help this lady." "oh,no,youwon 't!" "I asked her a simple question." "What color is this handbag?" "it's- -it'sblack." "oh,it'sblack,isit?" "That's what you're telling me," "Right?" "It's black?" "yes." "andyoudon'tlikethecolor ?" "no,it'sjustthatit" "Doesn't -- excuseme?" "Speak up!" "[ laughter ]" "You're at macy's." "There are rules and regulations." "If you've got a complaint, I" "Want to hear it." "itdoesn'tmatchmyshoes." "itdoesn'tmatchyourshoes," "Huh?" "So, you don't have any black" "Shoes in your possession?" "Not any?" "That's what you're telling me?" "no." "huh?" "Ihaveblackshoes,just not" "The kind -- notthekindwhat?" "What?" "Not the right kind?" "oh,I didn'tsaythat." "butyousaidwrongcolor," "Didn't you?" "So I'm lying?" "So you're calling me a liar," "Right?" "no,no." "huh?" "Ididn'tcallyou aliar ." "itsoundedlikeittome ." "Huh?" "Let me tell you something." "Don't you ever in your life call" "Me a liar." "butI didn't." "I just wanted to return -- oh,yes,youdid ." "Iwantto returnthe bag ," "Okay?" "well,thenyou'vegot to" "Answer the questions, darling." "Iamansweringthe questions." "I took it home." "I don't like it." "It just happened." "And you're not letting me talk," "You jack wad." "[ slow clap ] [ laughter ] oh,thankgod." "hey,I likeyou." "You're feisty, aren't you?" "Yeah, I like that." "Let me go return this bag and" "Stop messing with you." "My man." "thatwasn'ttoohard,right?" "ofcoursenot." "Okay." "I'm so glad we got that settled." "All right." "Who's next?" "Anyone?" "letmehandleit." "no,it'sokay." "I got it." "[ cheers and applause ]" "ladiesandgentlemen," "Bruno mars." "[ cheers and applause ]" "♪" "♪ oh, her eyes" "Her eyes" "Make the stars look like" "They're not shining ♪" "♪ her hair, her hair" "Falls perfectly" "Without her trying ♪" "♪ she's so beautiful" "And I tell her every day ♪" "♪ yeah, I know, I know" "When I compliment her" "She won't believe me ♪" "♪ and it's so, it's so" "Sad to think she" "Don't see what I see ♪" "♪ but every time she asks" "Me do I look okay" "I say ♪" "♪ when I see your face" "There's not a thing" "That I would change ♪" "♪ 'cause you're amazing" "Just the way you are ♪" "♪ and when you smile" "The whole world stops" "And stares for awhile ♪" "♪ 'cause girl you're amazing" "Just the way you are ♪" "♪ her nails, her nails" "I could kiss them all day" "If she'd let me ♪" "♪ her laugh, her laugh" "She hates but" "I think it's so sexy ♪" "♪ she's so beautiful" "And I tell her every day ♪" "♪ oh, you know, you know" "You know I'd never ask" "You to change ♪" "♪ if perfect is what" "You're searching for" "Then just stay the same ♪" "♪ so don't even" "Bother asking" "If you look okay" "You know I say ♪" "♪ when I see your face" "There's not a thing" "That I would change ♪" "♪ 'cause you're amazing" "Just the way you are ♪" "♪ and when you smile" "The whole world stops" "And stares for awhile ♪" "♪ 'cause girl you're amazing" "Just the way you are ♪" "♪ the way you are" "The way you are" "Girl you're amazing" "Just the way you are ♪" "♪ when I see your face" "There's not a thing" "That I would change ♪" "♪ 'cause you're amazing" "Just the way you are ♪" "♪ and when you smile baby" "The whole world stops" "And stares for awhile ♪" "♪ 'cause girl you're amazing" "Just the way you are ♪" "♪ girl you're amazing" "Just the way you are ♪ [ cheers and applause ]" ""weekendupdatewith" "Seth meyers."" "I'msethmeyers,and hereare" "Tonight's top stories." "delawarerepublicansenate" "Candidate christine o'donnell" "Blamed her campaign's recent" "Troubles on unfair coverage in" "The liberal media." "Yep, the liberal media used two" "Of its favorite tricks on her," "Record and play." "[ laughter ] whilespeakingat awomen's" "Conference in washington on" "Tuesday, president obama's" "Speech was interrupted when the" "Presidential seal on his podium" "Fell off two years early." "donaldtrumpconfirmed" "Wednesday that he is seriously" "Considering a run for president" "In 2012, though I'm not sure" "That we're going to solve the" "Unemployment crisis with a guy" "Whose catchphrase is, "you're" "Fired."" "[ laughter ] northcarolinastate" "Representative larry brown" "Created a controversy this week" "When he sent an e-mail to other" "Lawmakers referring to" "Homosexuals as queers and" "Froot-loops, and the larry brown" "Gets caught with a male escort" "Countdown begins now." "[ laughter ] thenumberonemoviein" "America is "the social network,"" "Which tells the story of" "Mark zuckerberg and the founding" "Of facebook." "Here to comment on the film is" "Facebook founder," "Mark zuckerberg." "[ cheers and applause ] hello,seth." "Hi." "somark,youwentandsaw" ""the social network"?" "what?" "No, don't be ridiculous." "I'm 26." "I stole it online." "okay,gotcha." "So mark, "the social network"" "Has been criticized for some" "Inaccuracies." "So let's clear a few things" "Up now." "Did you create facebook just to" "Meet girls?" "um,gee,letmethink." "Of course I did!" "Why does anyone do anything?" "I mean, why did you get on tv?" "touché." "Now, mark, the movie also claims" "You had only one friend in" "College." "that'stotally,totally" "Inaccurate, seth." "I had three friends." "Because parents count." "Iguesstheydo." "oh,wait." "Do turtles count?" "no." "okay,yeah,thenjustthe" "Three." "okay." "So it's not true that you were a" "Loser who created facebook to" "Have a social life?" "again,howgoodwas your" "Social life before you were" "On tv?" "touché." "Iinventedfacebook,seth." "I didn't invent getting" "Successful to meet girls." "I guarantee that the first guy" "Who invented the wheel did was" "Roll it over some ladies." "Hey, girls." "It's called a wheel." "Hop on!" "I mean, please." "You think aaron sorkin doesn't" "Mention "the west wing" on" "Dates?" "We're men." "We use what we got." "nowtobe fair,mark,not" "Many people are going to feel" "Sorry for you." "You're 26 years old, you have" "$4 billion." "true,true." "But I am responsible with my" "Money." "I donated $100 million to the" "Newark school system." "yeah,wellsomepeople" "Thought you did that to look" "Good after the movie." "ofcourseIdid thattolook" "Good after the movie." "What does it matter?" "It was $100 million." "That's hover board money." "okay." "So should folks at home see the" "Movie?" "yes." "That's my biggest problem with" ""the social network."" "I may not like what he says, but" "It's a really good movie." "Can we talk about casting," "Please?" "I mean, shawn parker gets justin" "Friggin' timberlake and I get" "Jesse isenberg." "Its like, hey, we're making" "About steve jobs and bill gates." "Steve, you're going to be played" "By brad pitt." "And bill, you're going to be" "Played by a cardboard box with" "Glasses glued to it." "yeah,sodo youhaveany" "Regrets at all?" "yes." "My one regret with facebook is" "Poking." "Poking is creepy and lame." "And getting an e-mail saying" "That your dad poked you is an" "Enormous bummer." "I know that now, and for that, I" "Apologize." "markzuckerberg,everybody." "friendme!" "areyoumy friend,you are my" "Friend." "[ cheers and applause ] eliotspitzer'snew" "Political talk show" "Parker/spitzer premiered Monday" "To low ratings." "If you're having trouble" "Remembering which channel it's" "On, just remember client number" "Nine." "fourstatesin thenation" "Including arizona, tennessee," "Georgia and virginia have" "Recently enacted laws that" "Explicitly allow people to carry" "Loaded guns into bars." "So if you live in one of those" "States and are wondering how" "You're going to die, you're" "Gonna get shot in a bar." "[ laughter ] awomanfromfloridais" "Claiming that her room at" "New york's famed waldorf astoria" "Hotel had bedbugs." "Super fancy bedbugs." "[ laughter ] tularecountyin california" "Has passed a law barring sex" "Offenders from decorating their" "Homes and handing out candy to" "Children on Halloween." "Kids are a little bummed out" "Because you know those guys have" "The best candy." "tworussianbornscientists" "Shared the nobel prize in" "Physics on Tuesday for" "Groundbreaking experiments with" "Graphene, the strongest and" "Thinnest material known to" "Mankind, not counting" "Kelly ripa." "[ laughter ]" "She's thin and strong." "theu.S.Statedepartment" "Has extended its travel warning" "For citizens traveling in mexico" "Due to the escalating drug" "Related crime in and around the" "Border cities." "Here to talk about it from the" "Mexican board of tourism," "Miguel conjeros." "[ cheers and applause ] hola,seth." "welcome,welcome." "gracias." "So generous to have me on your" "Show." "I am a big fan of your work." "thankyouverymuch." "Miguel conjeros." "[ cheers and applause ] hola,seth." "welcome,welcome." "gracias." "So generous to have me on your" "Show." "I am a big fan of your work." "thankyouverymuch." "tonight,I comeheretospeak" "Of mexico and its many" "Splendors." "The perfect vacation destination" "For young and old alike." "so,miguel,that's" "Interesting, but how has the" "Escalating drug activity near" "The borders affected tourism?" "que?" "Did you ask about the beaches?" "no,I didn'taskaboutthe" "Beaches." "I would like to know more about" "The drug cartel activity." "Iapologize." "You speak very fast." "My english is not so very good." "I'm not like jennifer lopez," "Okay?" "yeah,butyouseemedto" "Understand me pretty well" "Before." "yes,I 'mlikethat." "It goes in and out." "no,I don'tthinkso, miguel." "yeah,I think--  no,I don't." "Ithinkso ." "okay,well,Ithinkweagree" "To disagree." "See, because tourists are wary" "Of traveling in mexico." "I mean, is there anything you'd" "Like to say to ease their drug" "Cartel fears?" "youknow,whenyou 're" "Talking, you're pushing your" "Words together." "It sounds like one big word." "I believe you asked me " " I" "Think the beaches, right?" "no." "willyoudo me afavor?" "Say one word at a time, leaving" "Space in between your words." "okay." "okay." "tourism- - yes." "okay?" "Has -- okay,yes." "beenaffectedby --  that'sthreewords." "[ laughter ]" "But yes." "beenaffectedby drugs." "[ laughter ] thatsoundedlikebeaches." "drugs." "Drugs and drug cartels." "que?" "okay." "All right." "What about this story about" "Americans on jet skis being" "Attacked by mexican pirates?" "jetskis." "Yes, we have jet skis and zip" "Lines." "Come to mexico." "We have beaches, seth." "no,notthebeaches." "What about the pirates?" "theparties." "no." "pirates." "thepiñatas." "no,pirates." "palmtrees?" "no." "ifyou'reaskingmeifmexico" "Has parties with piñatas, the" "Answer is a resounding yes." "But if it's about anything else," "I don't speak english." "allright." "pleasecometo beautiful" "Mexico." "Adios!" "miguelconjeros,everybody!" "thisweekthe"peanuts"" "thisweekthe"peanuts"" "Comic strip marked its 60th" "Anniversary." "The strip follows the adventures" "Of a group of neurotic children" "Whose parents are all dead who" "Are being educated by an unseen" "Trombone player." "theHalloweencostume" "Industry is saying that the" "Hottest costume this year is" "Lady gaga." "Of course by the time you finish" "Putting it on, it will be" "November 3rd." "accordingtoanew study, 85% of men said that their" "Latest sexual partner had an" "Orgasm while only 64% of the" "Women surveyed reported having" "An orgasm." "I think the takeaway here is" "That women are kind of bad at" "Noticing their own orgasms." "[ laughter ] for" weekendupdate,"I'm" "Seth meyers!" "Good night!" "♪" "announcer:" "It's"the" "Suze orman show."" "[ applause ] welcometotheshow,my" "Dears and dearies." "[ laughter ]" "Halloween is coming up fast," "Ghoul-friends." "And don't be a dum-bum and waste" "Money on pricey treats for the" "Trick-or-treaters." "Do what I do." "Collect candy throughout the" "Year from doctors' offices and" "Nursing homes." "[ laughter ]" "Put them in a bowl." "And when you see those cute" "Little bunions come up your" "Driveway, turn off your porch" "Light, turn on your sprinklers" "And go enjoy that candy yourself" "While sitting in an empty hot" "Tub." "You're welcome." "Now, I can't wait to tell you" "What happened to me on Sunday." "I woke up late and immediately" "Went out for a naked jog through" "My pumpkin patch." "Four painful bosom shakes into" "The run, I realized I was late" "For a charity event I was" "Hosting." "So I quickly got dressed, ran" "Down to the lake, hopped on my" "Covered jet ski that turns into" "A motorcycle and scooted on down" "To the tampax pearl women's" "Business expo." "It was a magical evening raising" "A lot of money for good ladies" "Who have small businesses and" "Big periods." "[ laughter ]" "But the best part was that I ran" "Into a woman who was a real" "Blast from my past." "She was my very first roommate." "[ laughter ]" "I shared expenses with -- during" "College and after that." "She is currently running a" "Not-for-profit animal rescue" "Which, like many charities right" "Now, is struggling." "I asked her to join me today to" "See if I could help." "Please welcome roma donk." "[ applause ] hi,suze." "Thanks for having me on your" "Show, you big shot." "Look at this big desk and great" "Lights and great jacket." "itisso goodtoseeyou," "Roma." "You look terrific." "And what is that scent you're" "Wearing?" "um,it'sshampoofor severely" "Damaged hair." "oh,I remember." "[ laughter ]" "Now, roma, don't hate me, but I" "Brought a picture of us when we" "Were at amelia earhart community" "College when we went to the" "Spring dance together." "[ laughter ] oh." "Yeah, gosh those were good" "Times, but it was a long time" "Ago." "That was just a phase for me," "Suze." "Gotta to try everything once." "aphase?" "For 12 years?" "On a single futon?" "well,actually,suze,I'm" "Married now." "I have a husband." "And I'm straight." "haveyoutoldthattoyour" "Haircut and your crocs?" "sobackto yougivingyou" "Financial advice, okay?" "It's been hard to keep my animal" "Rescue going." "goinglikedownariver?" "A river like denial?" "[ laughter ] yeah,well,money'sbeen" "Tight, but I have two jobs." "I charter fishing trips for" "Women in the military on a boat" "That I named "the ss tuna" "Schooner."" "[ laughter ] stillstickingwiththat" "Phase thing, huh?" "andduringtheweek,Ihavea" "Street cart that sells cat" "Collars and wnba bobbleheads." "youarediggingyourselfa" "Big one, sister." ""lez" continue." "[ laughter ] suze,I lovemy husbandvery" "Much, and you can ask anyone on" "My softball team." "strikethree,you'regay ." "[ laughter ] suze,I 'mhereto talkabout" "My animal rescue." "We focus on saving the lives" "Water birds." "right." "And the name of it is?" "indigogulls." "[ laughter ]" "We're currently looking for a" "Good home for this female duck." "oh,whatadollbaby ." "And what is her name?" "meredith quackster birney." "[ laughter ]" "Well, this was fun." "I should go." "My husband and I have plans." "Come on." "Let's go, frank." "speakforyourself,miss" "Girl." "I'm having scones in the green" "Room with suze's hairdresser," "And he's teaching me how to" "Crunk." "[ laughter ] oh,suze,whoamI kidding?" "I'm gay and I feel great." "well,youlooklikeamillion" "Dollars." "andyoulooklikeavagillion" "Dollars." "[ laughter ] there'stheromaIremember." "Well it was great having you" "Here." "And I will see you at my next" "Sports bra fashion week party." "And remember everyone, it's" "People first, then money, then" "Things, then reconnecting with" "Old friends." "Bye-bye." "[ cheers and applause ]" "♪" "tonight,the" "Philadelphia eagles and the" "San francisco 49ers in an east" "Coast/west coast battle." "I'm al michaels." "andI 'mcriscollinsworth." "This is "Sunday night football."" "allright,listenup," "America." "It's Sunday night." "And that means football night" "Right here." "So let's hit it." "♪ all right Sunday night" "Kicking back ♪" "♪ everybody looking at" "The quarterback ♪" "♪ san francisco" "Is the place to be ♪" "♪ 'cause it's Sunday night" "Football on nbc ♪ okay,wearecomingtoyou" "Live from beautiful candlestick" "Park." "theeagleswonthe cointoss ." "It's time for kickoff here on" ""Sunday night football."" "♪ football, touchdown" "Sunday night ♪" "♪ the tough get rough" "In a primetime fight ♪" "♪ al and cris are the" "Best on tv ♪" "♪ and it's touchdown" "Time on nbc ♪ gottolovethatnewtheme" "Song." "yep,nothingsaysfootball" "Like a woman singing on a field." "I guess we're going back." "♪ Sunday night football" "Here's the score" "Niners coming at you" "And they're o-4 ♪" "♪ eagles lost a quarterback" "Michael vick ♪" "♪ he used to fight dogs" "But tonight he's sick ♪ [ laughter ] thankyouforthat" "Informative and long theme song." "But moving on " "Oh." "♪ nbc, nfl" "Nbc ♪" "♪ do you know the eagles" "Have a rich history ♪" "♪ founded in the '30s" "By commissioner bell ♪" "♪ and a local businessman" "Named ludlow wray ♪ [ laughter ]" "♪ salsa olives sour cream dip ♪" "♪ spread it on a layer of" "Tortilla chips ♪" "♪ add some guacamole and some" "Melted cheese ♪" "♪ your mouth just scored a" "Touchdown here on nbc ♪ thatwasanachorecipe." "[ laughter ]" "♪ touchdown" "Touchdown" "Touchdown time ♪" "♪ Sunday night and we're all" "Feeling fine ♪" "♪ there will be touchdowns" "That's a guarantee ♪" "♪ because the game already" "Started and it's 14-3 ♪ [ laughter ] didshesaythe gamealready" "Started?" "whatthehell?" "♪ 49ers have 56 active players" "Here they are" "In no particular order ♪" "♪ kevin boss, jason hill ♪" "♪ and josh morgan ♪" "♪ 53 more to go on nbc ♪ we'llberightbackafter" "This with more theme song on" ""Sunday night football."" "[ cheers and applause ]" "onceagain,brunomars." "[ cheers and applause ]" "♪" "♪ if I told you I was" "Perfect I'd be lying ♪" "♪ if there's somethin'" "I'm not doin'" "Girl I'm tryin' ♪" "♪ I know I'm no angel" "But I'm not so bad" "No, no, no ♪" "♪ you should know there's" "Beautiful girls" "All over the world ♪" "♪ I could be chasing" "But my time would" "Be wasted ♪" "♪ they got nothing" "On you baby" "Nothing on you baby ♪" "♪ thatwasthen." "This is now." "♪" "♪ easy come, easy go" "That's just how you live oh" "Take, take, take it all" "But you never give ♪" "♪ should have known" "You was trouble" "From the first kiss ♪" "♪ had your eyes wide open" "Why were they open ♪" "♪ gave you all I had" "And you tossed it" "In the trash ♪" "♪ you tossed it in" "The trash you did ♪" "♪ to give me all your love" "Is all I ever asked 'cause what you don't" "Understand is ♪" "♪ I'd catch a grenade for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ throw my hand" "On a blade for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ I'd jump in front" "Of a train for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ you know I'd do" "Anything for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ I would go through" "All this pain" "Take a bullet straight" "Through my brain ♪" "♪ yes, I would die for" "Ya baby but you" "Won't do the same ♪" "♪" "♪ black, black" "Black and blue" "Beat me till I'm numb ♪" "♪ tell the devil I said hey" "When you get back" "To where you're from ♪" "♪ mad woman, bad woman" "That's just what you are yeah" "You'll smile in my face then" "Rip the brakes out of my car ♪" "♪ gave you all I had" "And you tossed it" "In the trash ♪" "♪ you tossed it in" "The trash, yes you did ♪" "♪ to give me all your love" "Is all I ever asked 'cause what you" "Don't understand is ♪" "♪ I'd catch a grenade for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ throw my hand" "On a blade for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ I'd jump in front" "Of a train for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ you know I'd do" "Anything for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ I would go through all" "This pain" "Take a bullet straight" "Through my brain ♪" "♪ yes, I would die" "For ya baby" "But you won't do the same ♪" "♪ if my body was on fire" "You'd watch me" "Burn down in flames ♪" "♪ you said you loved me" "You're a liar 'cause ♪" "♪ you never, ever" "Ever did baby ♪" "♪" "♪ but darling I'll still" "Catch a grenade for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ throw my hand" "On a blade for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ I'd jump in front" "Of a train for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ you know I'd do" "Anything for ya" "Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ I would go through" "All this pain" "Take a bullet straight" "Through my brain ♪" "♪ yes, I would die" "For ya baby" "But you won't" "Do the same ♪ [ cheers and applause ]" "areyoubeingaudited?" "Has the irs come to your home or" "Place of business?" "I'm patrick cox, founder of tax" "Masters." "Our professionals will solve" "Your tax problems." "Call us today." "We're tax masters." "andcut." "Great job, patrick." "You nailed it." "That was really nice." "areyousureitwasokay?" "I mean, you don't want me to" "Face the camera more?" "no,no,no ,no ,please." "Just stay right where you are." "really?" "I mean I'm totally in profile." "Now, wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "I know what this is about." "[ laughter ]" "I do." "I know what this is about." "You guys don't want anyone to" "See my little half-formed twin" "Brother on the side of my head." "patrick,that'snottrue." "I didn't even notice that." "Did you guys notice anything?" "[ in unison ] no!" "[ talking over each other ] okay." "Well that's a wrap, guys." "no,wait,wait,wait,wait ," "Wait." "Hold on now, hold on." "Daniel's a good guy, okay." "Now come on, one more take." "fine,fine." "Okay, everybody we're going to" "Do one more take for daniel." "taxmasters,taketwo ." "Oh, god." "areyoubeingaudited?" "Have you not filed tax returns" "For years?" "Has the irs come to your home or" "Place of business?" "I'm patrick cox." "And this is my little brother," "Daniel." "Our tax professionals are ready" "To help." "Call us today." "We're the tax masters." "andcut." "Okay, that was great." "Wasn't that great, guys?" "[ in unison ] yeah." "youknow,I'msoglad hedid" "That one." "That one felt really good." "What are you guys doing" "Afterwards?" "You want to get some beers?" "Ican'tdrinktonight." "I've got a long ride home." "I live out in calabasas." "hey!" "No kidding." "Well hello neighbor, we should" "Get dinner, just the three of us" "Sometime." "Idon'tknow." "hey,waitasecond,hold on." "I think daniel -- daniel thinks" "We should do another one." "rollcamera,guys,quickly" "Please." "taxmasters,takethree." "Iappreciateyoudoingthis ." "It's really nice of you." "no,no,no !" "areyoubeingaudited?" "Have you not filed tax returns" "For years?" "We're taxmasters." "I'm patrick cox." "andI 'mdanielcox." "Call me today." "I'm not just a pretty face." "andthanksto brunomars!" "It's been a blast!" "Good night, everybody!" "Thank you so much!"