"Good evening and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"." "Today, "The other white meat" Greg Proops." ""Very macho for a man ..." "But as for women, "Wayne Brady." ""I can not believe it's not butter, "Colin Mochrie." "And "Cats call by name" Ryan Stiles." "I'm the host, Drew Carey." "Let's have fun." "Thanks everyone, and welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"." "The show where everything is invented and points do not matter." "Everything comes from suggestions these chips ..." "The participants never seen before." "And we will take suggestions from the audience." "They improvise scenes and skits ..." "And try to make funny without knowing what will happen." "And give the points, that's not good for anything." "At the end of the show, the winner ..." "Who will I choose, and he will do something to me." "And if we do not or will in the air depends on the censorship." "The first game is called "Superheroes" and play all." "They act as superheroes unlikely." "Greg begins." "Ryan, Colin and Wayne entering the later stage." "Each superhero to enter the scene ..." "Invent a name for another." "I need the name of the audience an unlikely superhero." " The "Fruit and Vegetable Man"!" " The "Fruit and Vegetable Man"." "Genial." "Greg, you will the "Fruit and Vegetable Man"." "I need a crisis." "A global crisis to be resolved." " Curly hair." " Curly hair." ""Fruit and Vegetable Man," solve the world crisis ..." "Curly hair." "Thank you, "Man Beef with Potatoes. "" "Heavens, this is consistent so tight ..." "I have to adjust My tubers." "Holy God, the flaming Carrots San Sebastian." "My monitor global crises suggests that ..." "There are curly hair spreading around the world." "It is a crisis of proportions endless." "I hope my super-friends arrive." "Send a message telepathic." "I'm here, sorry the delay." "Glad you're here, "Boy's Ice Hockey."" "It's my pleasure." "My God!" "Curly hair everywhere." "Have curly hair ..." "Do not touch me!" "No!" "I came as fast as I could." "Thank God, "Film Director Angry Boy."" "What are you doing?" "So do not!" "Do more with passion!" "More passion!" "More passion!" "There are curly hair everywhere." "What is this?" "A joke?" " No, it's ..." " With more evil." " Sorry for the delay." " Glad you're here ..." ""Boy Puppy Playful licking. "" "It." "This is what I want." "This type of movement." ""Boy Puppy Playful licking. "" "You're leaving my celery nervous." " Do you have curly hair everywhere." " It's simple." "Just use my brush dog and combing everyone." " If you do not work, simply lick." " Perfect." "You solved." "Out!" "And beware of the pad, I just ..." "No!" "Exit the bank penalty." "It's all resolved." "Gotta go ..." "Make my new movie of "Pauly Shore."" "Glad everything was resolved." "You should be, but what the hell." "Thankfully, everything was resolved." "Thank you." "It was fantastic." "One hundred points for all Colin least ..." "That receives least a thousand Please mention "Pauly Shore."" "Now the game "Musical Styles" to Wayne." "Will be joined by Laura Hall the piano." "A round of applause." "Wayne Brady invent a song ..." "About someone from the audience." " How do you name?" " Jennifer." " What do you do?" " I am a student." " Study what?" " English Literature." "English literature." "Right." "Can sit." "This is Jennifer, the girl which he is best ..." "Than everyone else, just because he reads books." " Study the literature." "Good luck" " Thank you." "You sing a song to style "Luther Vandross"." "Right." "Excuseme,girl." "wasreadingmy book." "ButI sawyouinthelibrary I had to look again." "Understand that I  be your boyfriend." "Idonotcaretocallme Chaucer or even Tolstoy." "Iknowthatyou 'redaughter of his father." "Isawyouasyoureadbooks." "AndI knowthatisa little smarter." "Ispeakalittlewith you?" "Ihavemanybooks,youcan choose any style." "I  books Englishman, science and chemistry books." "I  the Canterbury Tales." "Whydonotyou give a look" "I  Playboy magazines." "No, no, just kidding." "Iwantto readme." "Why not read me?" "Homeisalove." "Pagetwois love." "Pagethreeis love." "PageFour is love." "Pagefiveis love." "pagesix...islove ." "Thank you girl." "Thank you." "Applause for her." "Thanks Jennifer, was very good." "Throughout the song I thought ..." "I was singing to me." "I was, Drew." "A million points forever." "Now for the game "Anchors weird."" "It is for four." "Colin will be anchor of a newscast." "Greg, Ryan and Wayne, will be co-hosts ..." "And each will have a strange feature." "Colin, her co-anchor is Greg." "Greg is a gremlin." "Wayne is the commentator sports." "It's a very emotional pastor at a funeral." "And the weatherman is Ryan." "Ryan is attacked by animals increasingly fierce." "Greg, when listening to music, can begin." "Welcome to 6am daily." "I am the presenter, Jack Wolverine St. John." "Our main headline ..." "An infinite amount monkey ..." "Invaded the programming FOX's fall." "And now for the Our co-anchor ..." "Two per night." "A GREMLIN" "Bye, Billy." "I would not have taken one shower." "And now we go to sports." "Thank you." "Today we talk about the Redskins." "PASTOR very emotional AT A FUNERAL" "Who are we to call them of "red-skin"?" "Just because they get the ball and run?" "Who are we to call them "red-skin"?" "For you who pass the ball are the one who catches it." "But it was not that he thought that there had caught the ball." "Amen!" "I do not know." "I do not want to applaud." "I do not want to applaud, want you to think." "The next time you throw the ball will get it?" "No." "The Lord has the ball." "You not have the ball." "I have ..." "Outside of that body!" "Praise." "You are good!" "Thank God." "Breaking news." "Nine out of ten dentists say the tenth was relax." "And now we go to our meteorologist, Giggs McKenzie." "Well, thank you." "As you can see, the hot weather is coming ..." "ATTACKED BY ANIMALS INCREASINGLY RAGING." "What will draw the creatures their nests." "In the future there will be ..." "Rats!" "Rats!" "Rats!" "Rats!" "Rats!" "Rats!" "Rats!" "Rats!" "This news're 6am." "See you tomorrow." "I'm Wolverine Jack St. John." "It was fantastic." "While calculating the points, we go to commercial." "Not going away." "Then we return to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"." "Soon after the ads." "Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"." "Where everything is invented and points do not matter." "Have I calculated the points." "If you want to know the result, see your TV guide." "Now for the game "Greatest Hits"." "It's Colin, Ryan and Wayne, Laura Hall on piano." "Laura Hall." "Colin and Ryan are sellers in a TV commercial." "Speak of the last hits collection." "Wayne will sing pieces the songs they suggest." "And what we need the audience is ..." "A profession on the which is not singing songs." " Lifeguards!" " Lifeguards." " Lifeguards." " Lifeguards." "The album name is "Songs of the lifeguards."" "Hello Have we come back with his movie "The Navarrone of assholes."" "But first, take the checkbook ..." "Because we have an opportunity for you." "Sand, water, muscle, shiny things." "All this reminds beach." "And beach can be a dangerous place." "So there are lifeguards." "Through the ages, sung songs about lifeguards." "Because this is the only way to sing about them." " Less coffee in the next, yes?" " It's even better." "This reason, many kinds of songs about the lifeguards." "Who could forget the grace the great ... or grace ..." "I say free because it is a successful gospel ..." ""Shark, shark, I think I saw a shark. "" "NowI 'mwaiting fill in your power." "Thankyou." "I'm  Tanning here in my tower." "Lookthere,my terrorbegins." "There's a blonde  pursued by a fin." "isa shark." "isa shark." "Rungirl,run." "It is best to swim." "Lord,makeus swim." "Get away from it." "HeyLord." "BelievewhatIsaw ." "Get away from him." "Because a surfer  brunette was eaten by a shark." "Yes" "Goodbyegirl,goodbye." "There are over 300 songs that TD ..." "CD." " I've been having trouble speaking." " It's the damn coffee." "Let Condo next song, the success of salsa ..." ""Son of a ... streak."" "Nowlistento me , this is my song." "I'minthesand wearing my thong." "Thesunlighthitme,  to hip." "I'm pretty tanned  I am the son of the beach." "I'monthebeach." "beach." "I'monthebeach." "I'monthebeach." "If they buy now,'ll take the song that accompanies ..." ""Two thongs do not give pantyhose. "" "Colin ..." " Yes?" " How much you pay ..." "For a double CD like this?" "Well, would pay more than $ 20." "How do you think a ordinary person would pay?" " Eighty-nine." " That's right." "And that is the price, $ 89 dollars." "We traveled across America looking for songs for this CD." "And I never felt more like were on the beach ..." "Than when I heard the title success "Glub glub glub"" "Yes." "Howmanytimeshaveyoudrowned?" "Ten,right?" "How many times did you  that sound boring?" "Idonotknow." "Youknowyoudid not come far." "Because  is dying and needs first aid." "And when that happens  there is only one thing to say." "You do  glub-glub." "You do  glub-glub." "You do  glub-glub." "You do  glub." "Thank you." "It was great." "It will be a thousand points to ..." "Laura Hall." "Now the game called "Guests Bizarre."" "Greg will make a feast." "Wayne, Colin and Ryan're guests." "Each has a strange identity." "The identities're the chips." "They had never seen chips, 're seeing for the first time." "Greg has to guess identities." "So Wayne, Colin and Ryan, line up there." "I call them one by one." "Greg, when you are ready, start the party." "Otter scent!" " Hello, Wayne." " Hey guy!" "What is it?" " Everything in it." " Good to see you." "AGE STARTED" " I'm fine." " Boy, your house is beautiful." "He could make a tidy boy." "Where's the sauce of broccoli?" "I should kick your ass." "Yes, here." "Want a drink or something?" "Here's bathroom, Wayne." "I. .." "Wait, I'll answer the door." "Hello, Col." "THE MANY ROLES CHARLTON HESTON." " Hello, Col." " Hello" "Brought to the commandments the party." " Commandments?" " Yes!" "Open up." " No ..." "Hey, will slow down." " What do you mean?" "You want to ..." "Wait, have to meet." "Hello Ryan." "EAGLE TRYING TO RAISE HEAVIER THINGS." "Come in." "Like my Drew?" "I just have to install." "Ryan knows the ..." "This guy here gets old very fast." "Ryan?" "I ..." "You know, Mr. Heston, is a pleasure that has come." "Ryan, I can ..." "Can I offer you blood or something?" "Because you're a bat." "But you're not really a bat, I just said that ..." "You're ..." "My God, who left into a pterodactyl?" "It is a ..." "It is the last I invite vultures." " Philadelphia is a clue." " Philadelphia is a clue?" " The football team Philadelphia." " Yes, I understand." "Come." "You are the symbol of our nation." "Come and lay in my arm, his eagle." "Genial." "When we return, we know who is the winner today." "And he will make a game with me." "Not going away, we have more ..." ""Whose Line Is It Anyway?" then." "Welcome back to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"." "I decided that the winner of this evening is Greg Proops." "Thank you, Greg." "Good job." "Why is the "winner" can sit on my desk." "We will play "only questions." Wayne and I started." "We can only speak with questions, no more." "If any one wrong, Greg plays the bell and another takes place." "Greg, what's the scene?" "A hotel is on the verge of become "hell fire"." "Only questions, please." "He smelled of smoke?" "What?" " Since when do you smoke?" " Do you believe that 16 years ago?" "Oops, huh?" "Do you know where the fire extinguisher?" "You can break that glass?" "Quick!" "I can not." "What is happening?" "God will save us?" "God is fire?" "What if God was one of us?" "What do you mean?" "Do you know where the water is?" "I do not speak English?" "If I speak English?" "You can erase me?" "You can erase me?" "I would like to register?" "Can not you see I'm on fire?" " This is the fire?" " Are you blind or what?" "Where did I put that hose?" "It ointment for burns?" "The water is hot?" "It ..." "A towel?" "Are you okay?" "You ever been before in Bates Hotel?" "Is not that dangerous?" "Is there room for three?" " How many?" " Do you hear me?" "Three?" " I mean three people?" " What do you think I said?" "Believe that a guy came here with three dogs?" "It looked like this?" "Why does so much heat?" "Can not you see I'm trying activate the fire extinguishers?" "Been to a hotel so hot and humid at the same time?" "Been to San Francisco?" "That's it." "That's it." "Right." "Thanks for watching to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"." "Until next time." "Good evening." "DARKSIDE No Mercy!" "Darkfighters:" "RXOM Gustavo Tits" "We are accepting suggestions for which release legendaremos next season suggestions to send:"