"Let's all stand please." "Will you close your eyes please?" "And bow your heads please as a sign of humbleness and humility in the sight of the Lord" "Brothers and sisters... if you can kneel down please do so." "Kneel down." "Kneel down." "Kneel down." "Kneel down from where you're standing.." "Kneel down from wherever you might be... if you want... to know the solution." "And now..." "Concentrate" "Concentrate" "Concentrate and invite the presence of the Lord." "Invite the presence of the Lord" "And then..." "Please," "Bow your heads." "Bow your heads." "And..." "And now..." "Talk to..." "Talk to..." "Talk to Him." ".... ...." "Lord!" "Lord!" "...." "Thank him!" "Thank him." "Thanks to the cross!" "Thank Him!" "With all your heart!" "What a beautiful, wonderful Saviour" "Who would die on the cross for thee" "Really sharing his gracious life's blood" "?" "We must live to the cross for thee?" "We must live to the cross for thee" "On the cross crucify for thee" "He died, he was nailed to the cross for me" "He was nailed to the cross for me" "If it's not here, it's nowhere." "Nothing." "At least put these bottles down..." " If you told me where?" " We had a fifty dollar bill somewhere..." "It's always the same..." "Firstly you hide the reserve somewehere and when it's needed you can't find it." "A whole fortune was lost this way." "What's wrong, Knut?" " Is it starting again?" " Nothing's starting." "I'm fit." "Forget about the 50 bucks, put your bag down." "I'll organize us another free drink later." "I fly twice a year to the Philippines." "In December, during Christmas when the heart starts to become prickly." "To Manila." "To my Lillybeth." "And then once again in May." "When flowers bloom at home." "When it becomes prickly down there." "To Cebu City." "To Maria Rosa." "It's my double chance." "Like at home, in the Wednesday lottery." "I've played the lottery for 11 years." "Always the same numbers." "Three, seven  and twenty-one." "My mother's birthday, right?" "3rd of July 1921." "Then 28, 30... and 41." "With 28, I went out to "Drei Farben" for the first time." "In Stuttgart." "With 30, I didn't think anymore that a miracle's gonna happen." "With 41 I went for the first time to the Philippines." "That's the way it is, Marcy." "That's how life is." "Thank you." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Turbo weeks are over?" "Is it my fault we got stuck here?" "Yes." "Do you think they'll tell us that?" "Listen no it doesn't matter now." "Listen." "I planned to be in Neustadt in time for lunch." "If it's possible in some way, holy mouse." "Then you'll surprise me with a rump steak." "But not the one from Hofert..." "And a heap of onions with it." "It'll expire soon here." "No let's just talk till it's finished." "Hello?" "Come on, say something." "Heike!" "Are you used to this sort of thing?" "Sorry?" "Are you used to this sort of thing, or... are you not German?" "What do you want to know?" "Well... nothing's happening." "Yes." "I know that." "It doesn't have to be like this." "In Somalia, the Bundeswehr stuck exactly to the timetable." "In the middle of the desert." "It didn't exactly save Somalia." "Well...yeah." "The whole assignment was completely pointless." "Restore hope." "500 millions for a few wells and 50 clean crappers..." "But I didn't see this much in my whole life..." "But I'm not gonna ask you now what you saw." "Sure." "We can do that later." "There you are." " Rudi." " Yes." " Scotch and water." " For me another beer." "But you can drink that at home." "Just go for it one time." "They should pay when keeping us in suspense like this." "Prepare a real one for this guy here." "4 parts of brown rum, 4 parts of stroh 2 parts of white rum, Tia Maria, 2 parts of lemon." "4 lime and half a lime for it to go down better." " Do you also want sugar sirup?" " That's a lot, don't you think?" "No, that's gonna lift you up in a moment." "Don't economize, gal." " From the east, right?" " Yes, we are." "So you have been to Manila?" " Yes, three days." "Stabora." " Then you were not at my place?" " No..." " No." "Then you missed something." "A visit in the "Spritzenhaus" would have been good for you." "What is that?" "A restaurant?" " Walter." " Berler Knut." " Pleased to meet you." "When you are looking for a good job sometime don't take one with sex." "What a pity!" "I could have used one." "Knut, don't skip off." "How long is this crap gonna continue?" "I'll figure something out." "You know me, right?" "How about telling them the truth one time?" "Wow, Kerstin, are you menstruating again?" "Now come on you were there right before." "Where are you now?" "...." "I just don't belive that." "Fuck..." "Doesn't work ." "It's not you, it's not you ." "Klaus thought of himself as invulnerable." "Rightfully..." "He was a huge guy." "He survived everything." "Mines, Malaria, grenade splints, the legion, the whole Indochina crap." "Only these invisible small critters they wore him out." "Maribel and me we told him a hundred times:" "keep your hands off her." "She already glints like an old filet..." "But no, he had to stick it in there." "Then it caught him." "Over and out." "It was calm for five years but then the blisters came the loss of weight, this disgusting cough." "We took care of him till he had children's arms again." "He lies like this in the storage area now." "42 kilos." "If I may ask..." "He was a close friend of you?" "Yes, since the "Volkssturm"." "I'm bringing him to his sister in Hildesheim." "The tomb is dug, the choir is ordered too and right after, we take the next flight home." "Maribel, my wife from the island Cebu..." "...and this is Knut from the east." " From Apolder." "Hello." "It's near Weimar." "Or Buchenwald." "If you like." "No need to be so precise." "My wife." "Walter." "Mabuhai." "Mabuhai." "Avarta." " See you later." " Maybe." "I thought you're gonna bring us another beer?" "It's his special mix." " Hi." " Hi." " Have you reached them?" " Yes." "This is Cora from Cebu City." "We just met." " Mabuhai." " Good evening." "Walter, my husband." "She's on the way to Stutgart." " Business... vacation?" " Vacation." "What have you got in there?" "...." "Just a second." "I'm Franz." "And these are my new Redwing boots." "They'll never break." "No matter what happens." "What do you want, asshole?" " Nothing." " Then don't chat me up like that." "Don't you wanna go up to the bar?" "I prefer to go to the hot spots." " But not with the squaw..." " Why not?" " Then call me when you bang her." " I will." "Do you need one too?" "But that's nothing here." "This level." "You'll come back." "I haven't see you before in the Philippines." "Same here." "There was a ward in the camp." "It was open every afternoon." "For locals." "They suddenly appeared from nowhere, with their wounds and blisters and we had to install order at first." "Because a black mafia turned up, from the Havagil clan or somewhere..." "Those who gave something to them were allowed to cross first." "At the very end, it was the girls' turn whose pussies were stitched up down there." "It's as simple as that, with a string, for them to stay faithful, I suppose." "These girls dragged themselves to the camp because they were already infected down there." "I saw it myself." "I mean, not the infection, but the girls' eyes." "They had such big and gleaming eyes." "Completely red as if they just came from the swimming pool." "I still see those eyes even as I stood on tower 3 at night and looked across the desert." "And how was if afterwards?" "How do you mean?" "When you came back to Germany." "I see, yes, it was quite difficult for me." "I couldn't look into a girl's eyes anymore properly." "It was just possible from behind, but no woman takes that for long." "That's my cousin, Herbert." " You wouldn't think 17 years older..." " Mabuhai." "Hello." "She's half German and came here directly from the Bismarck archipelago." " Where?" " It's near Papua New Guinea." " I mean, a bit north of it." " Tell me, do you carry on with her?" "Excuse me, where have you been?" "I was on an island called Neupommern." "What were you doing there?" "Visiting someone who has a German restaurant in the jungle." "Auerbach's Theke." "And?" "The owner is called Kurt Auerbach." "I also used to know a Kurt." "A Saudi." "He was at Holsmann." "Such a huge guy." "Later I saw him again in Manila." " Kurt built the port there." " Well, he participated much too long, you see." "After 20 years abroad I just wanted to go back." "Here you are, it's a present for my wife." "Something really special." "And not cheap." "It's written by a pussy." "I can understood." "But what will you tell your wife?" "Heike." "I'll tell her it was written by an elephant's trunk." "That's how we are in Neustadt..." "It used to be a real nut house before." "The lowest level, fags, transvestites all mixed up." "But then Klaus came and cleaned it all up." ".... he said." "Then he called me and said:" "Walter, let's do this together." "And me, I wanted to leave Germany anyway." "Do something completely different again." "So I just went there, By plane, much too expensive." "Wanted to have a look." "And on the first evening, I'd already met my sweetheart." "She started there completely from the scratch." "Completely from the scratch, Knut." "Later, she encashed and finally organized everything." "The girls, the music, the show." "The whole program." "She's a real manger, Maribel." "And comes from the island?" "She comes from Malai Balai." "Before, there was nothing there." "And now, there is everything you want." "Even a video store." "With such a big board." "Vip's Videoworld." "That's development aid, you see?" "He who marries a Philippina, also marries a whole Philippine village." "Well, at home it is..." "Here it's different than at your Chemnitz..." " We're from Apolder." " I already told him." "Apolder is practically the same distance to Weimar and Buchenwald." "Maybe a bit closer to Weimar, one can say." "And were is the Hot Spot?" "We don't think like that, Mr. Walter." "We are both teachers." "German and History." "And when we for example were in Prague or Warsaw we knew exactly what that meant." "Not only Hradschine but also Heydrich." "Not only ghetto, but also Brandt." "The Willy..." " And how was it after the fall..." " Of the Berlin wall?" "Also after the fall of the wall, we always searched for history." "First Paris, on the bus then the eternal city." "Later Sicilia." "And there we sat in Taormina looked across Aetna, saying to ourselves:" "Come on now we're gonna roll it up from the edge." "Then we took an atlas and looked out for what's suitable." " And so, we did Australia recently." " But there was nothing there..." "Apart from the exertions..." "Of course there was not a lot to find in Australia concerning history." "Well, the Aboriginals..." " ...next time then." " Now we're finished with traveling." " You know that very well." " She's always the rummer." "The last days were hell." "We ended up in a guesthouse, right over such a hot spot." " Karaoke all night..." " And the heat..." "As if we had scarlet fever." "Once I went out alone Regine was sleeping, she was tired." "It was already dark outside and I wanted to get some fresh air." "And I just went round the block for a walk and a man came by and said..." "in German:" "D'you want a child?" "I'll show a photo." "I ran away and passed out." "I had to sit down on the curb." "And there was a smell you can't imagine an acrid stench but I didn't care..." "I sat there for a while, breaking out in a sweat." "Then this guy came back, showing me another photo." "And I shouted:" "Go!" "But he just didn't leave..." "And I stood up and all black." "It's a wild city, Knut." "With a tender name." "The next time, you're gonna stay in "Spritzenhaus"." "Very kind of you, but now we're going home." "Who knows how long it's gonna take here..." "Yes, we've been wondering that for a long time too." "But you do nothing at all to ask for information." " Hello!" " No Gina I want to be cheerful for once." "That's Maria Rosa..." "There, we are going shopping at the fish market." " ..." " Yes exactly, that's what it's called." "So yummy there..." "And there, look, we're eating." "And there we two are taking a bath." "With a lot of bubbles..." " Colgate!" " Yes, we brushed our teeth before." "And there we're watching television." "Esperanza." " ..." " Yes exactly, that's how it's called." "And there, look we're in bed." "Hello!" "When are we gonna fly home exactly?" "We just have to find a philippine rat, then we're going to get going." "I see you and know you're thinking I'm out of it..." "I don't get it..." "My parents emigrated in 1937 and then, as Willy Brandt received the Nobel prize, my father said:" "Now we can go back to Germany." "That's interesting, I never spoke to a Jewess..." "There aren't many left in our country anyway..." " Don't get me wrong now." " I get you right, don't worry." "We're all not kosher." "But then I can come to know it directly:" "Do you like Germans now or not?" "Of course." "But rather the men." "If that's how it is, you don't have to visit this guy in Neu" " Pommern, this Auerbach with his strange bar." "A German at home that's an ideal world and for that reason not very interesting." "About 20 lines." "A german far away from home that's always a small, open wound." "I writen about that for 20 years." "There..." "Dear Mr. Fenischulen," "My name is Corazon Rita Laurel from the island of Cebu." "I'm now 19 years old and have 6 brothers and sisters." "My mother owns a booth at the bus station to Malai Balai." "My father unfortunately died." "For that reason, I always have to earn money for my brothers and sisters." "I worked in the famous beauty saloon Tom Cruise in Davau and then in the Finnish sauna in Cebu City." "Later, I was a dancer in Angel's Road in Manila." "I'm HIV negative and 1,60 metres tall." "My German's not good yet but getting better." "I can give special massages and blow jobs also, no problem." "If my customer wants to penetrate me, then with condom only." "Respectfully, Corazon Rita Laurel." "Take care, honey." "Wait here." "Hey, mam..." "Can I do something for your hair?" "If she can do something for your hair?" "No." "We're gonna fly soon." "Thank you." "..." "Excuse me." "Name please." "Your name please." "Görler." "Görler." "Ladies and Gentleman!" "My name is Jochen Osterfeld." "I'm the responsible here in Manila for General Air." "Even that doesn't work..." " My name is Jochen Osterfeld." " We already know about that." "Go on!" "I have some good and some bad news for you." "First the bad ones." "The matter here is going to take more time." "It's just a little problem with one of our on-board computers but even this has to be taken care of." "Like in every family it may not be an issue anymore." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "And when I talk about issues, I'll let you know about the good news too." "Fuck off." "We'll serve a meal for all of you soon..." "That's not gonna help either." "Shut your gob!" "...that will be a consolation for everything." "Hold it!" "And as a dessert we'll have a very special surprise for you." "We have something very special be prepared for you." "But I'm not going to let the cat of the bag right now." "Thank you." "So how's it going with the squaw?" "But she's not old, this Sweetie..." "Right, Sweetie?" "You're about 50?" "Franz, you no talk about me huh?" "Here you are!" "She's not stupid, like all of'em here." " You know the ropes, right?" " Of course." "I just came here from my Lillybeth." "She's also a clever girl, I must admit." "I like women to be self- confident." "To jerk off in them." "Then you at least know where it's gonna end." " And that's worth the deal then?" " Of course." "Do you want to see Lillybeth?" "I have photos." "I don't like photos." "I can see for myself." "Wait a second!" "I got one for you too." "But not the old one over there." "No... a young one, for cuddling." "One from here." "Well-tended." "But not for free." " Doesn't matter." " Cool." "Here you are." " You have the ass of all asses..." " You want to see it?" " Yeah." "Without my husband, it would still be a one-horse town." "He bought an ice-cream machine" "He got the reed organ repaired and in an instant, we had a choir." "And he installed a zebra crossing and in an instant, there were less accidents." " People like that were missing after reunification." " Well..." "We would have had even more video shops back then." "And... things like that." "Like this..." "I've avoided the States for years." "What would I want in a country in which aging is regarded a sickness?" "Exactly..." "I also avoid it because of the death penalty." "I just can't bear it anymore... to hear that some poor bugger is gassed gets a lethal injection, or is broiled." "Better than head chopped off..." "And I avoid it because of Hollywood." "What do you think of men saying "fuck" all the time?" "Yes, I dislike that too." "They seduce women because they bring them back down to earth again and at the same time they admire them." "Exactly for this reason." "That's also the source for the expression:" "...to jerk off." "To jerk off..." " To all countries without a death penalty..." " Exactly." "Cheers!" "Drop it, I'll rather tell them." "Well, we had two weeks of Thailand where it's hot like in a sauna." "There,firstly we visited the golden temples." "That's really wonderful..." "And then, we took the train to Chiang Mai for a hike through the djungle." "So to speak, we entered a country not shown on any map." "It all consisted of climbing and sweating and tea and vegetables in the evening." "All the the porter was able to carry..." "But the reward was given us after three days a visit to an Akha village." "A tribe dealing with opium and wearing traditional costumes..." "As far as they're not naked..." "So we arrived there finally on the third day the whole group compeletely done in and the Akha's already waiting for us with coke for 5 dollars the bottle..." "That was the end of it for a while with new horizons..." "And all the fairy tales described in the guide books." "But... now let me for once." "At night, we both had to spend a penny suddenly..." "Because of the vegetables and the water we'd used for brushing our teeth..." "So we went to the bushes..." " We really felt bad..." " Concerning our stomachs..." "So... we looked out for a spot hunkering down and then suddenly from all direction black pot-bellied pigs appeared." "and they rubbed their chops at us." "They were almost invisible in the dark..." "We just heard and felt them." "And that was really not a pleasure." "It was of course an experience..." "You go to Stuttgart, right?" "Yes." ".... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ...." "Wen I was still on a construction job in Saudi... my colleague Kurti sai: you know what, there's an execution today in Shidda." "Shall we go?" "But you mustn't take photographs." "You have to put on a Saudi night gown and sun glasses." "So they don't see that you're from the construction site." "So I bought myself a shirt in a souvenir shop..." "Thought I'd go along to an execution." "And we went there together at noon, Kurti and me... ...to the big square at the mosque where already thousands of Saudis were waiting like at a soccer game." "A few minutes to twelve, 4 soldiers drag the poor bugger to the square." "He'd stabbed someone..." "Blindfold him whilst someone reads something to the masses..." "And the one with the blindfold is shivering like I never saw someone shiver before." "And me?" "I'm shivering... too." "Then a huge guy appears, all dressed in white, almost completely veiled." "Just with a slit." "In his hands, a sword the length of a broom." "That's a Sudanese, Kurti whispers to me." "They always do the executions here." "And this Sudanese, right... strides very calmly over to the poor bugger. who has to kneel down now, then the soldiers step aside the whole square totally quiet now." "Like in a bull fight, when it becomes serious." "Now it's exactly 12 o'clock, a suffocating heat, 50 degrees..." "The Saudis in their night gowns are like a white wall with black dotted glasses." "And the Sudanese takes his time..." "Makes a small rehearsal, like Boris Becker in tennis." "Then suddenly pricks the tip of the sword into the guys back." "...the poor bugger rears up in terror." "And in this very moment the Sudanese strikes." "...in a 45 degree angle..." "Cuts off neatly the whole head from the neck." "The blood comes vertically, like a fountain." "And a murmour spreads round the masses." "I almost puked on my shirt..." "I didn't leave the camp for three whole weeks until I got into a paddy." "Then later, I went to Adez and got myself an Ethiopian woman." "The most beautiful women in the world..." "But that didn't work out either." "After that story, it became clear that it was too much..." "D'you understand?" "Too much?" "You must leave construction, Herbert." "20 years are enough." "Or you'll never go home." "And I made it." "Neustadt" " South, Ringstrasse 11." "Tea?" "Coffee?" "Coffee." "You have to respect me." "Why, not." "You misunderstand me." "That's it." "I'm gonna send you a copy." "Come on!" "It works just fine." "You're looking good." "But you have to look over there, dummy..." "Done!" " You've got everything with you." " Normal..." "And I can organize everything, for an appropriate price, for friends." "If I also get something out of it." "Is it a deal?" "Ladies..." "Ladies and Gentleman..." "I promised you something very special as a dessert." "...and we finally succeded in keeping this promise." "Dickhead!" "We are happy and grateful to present a man to you now... who'll take responsibility." "Piss off!" "Please a welcoming applause for the popular..." "See for yourself!" "Not possible!" "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." " Hello Eddi, where is Harald?" " Exactly, where is Harald?" "..." "Will the sorcerer be there too?" "Very considerate but we won't need all of them today." "Excuse my interruption, for our foreign guests..." "Mr. Arent played in 28 Edgar Wallace movies." "In 29, you fag!" "Where are the women, Eddi?" "I saluted you warmly before..." "Good evening, Ladies and Gentleman!" "...and I'd like to ask you to continue like so..." "Let's get down to business!" "Ladies and Gentlemen you all know a young women was murdered here this evening." "And you also know you won't get home until this case is solved." "So get comfortable, watch me expose the delinquent." "And time will fly away." "May I ask you to help me get rid of this monstrous jaguar?" "Thanks." "You're doing a great job." "So..." "Kerstin, will you please assist me." "Lie down on the table please." "Get them out!" "zz" "Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, what do we know?" "The woman was young, pretty, living a risky life." "She travelled on her own." "The ideal accidental victim..." "it seems." "Because she was stabbed but not robbed." "And she said something before she died." "With her last ounce of strength she said..." " Kiss me!" " Manila!" "Jesus!" "Scotland Yard!" "Venice!" "Very good!" "Venice, Italy." "She, a German, with her last ounce of strength "Venezia"" "And wanted to give us a hint of the murderer." "Propably, I'd say, a reference to the famous novel of Thomas Mann." "It always makes work easy, ladies and gentlemen when the victim... is well-educated." "The killer stabbed..." "the woman with a short knife." "But she still had the strength..." "to whisper..." "Venice." "And this exactly was his mistake." "The one and only mistake everybody makes." "Murderers, ladies and gentlemen... are deep down... amateurs." "They'll always get caught." "They get caught because they kill with their hearts." "Me, ladies and gentlemen I'm not looking for a beast." "I'm looking for a human being." "Everybody of you could be the one." "Every single one, even me." "But just in this case." "Unsolved cases..." "Unsolved cases hurt my pride." "I can't stop thinking about them." "They even follow me..." "right to Manila." "May I ask you something?" "Where have you been between 7 and 8 p.m.?" "Would you kindly let me know?" "Pardon." "May I see?" "Heike." "Heike." "Heike." "You don't have an answer?" "Then I'll tell you what I know." "I know you left the hall before to cover your tracks." "And then you came back your hair properly arranged." "But this won't be of any use." "I look at you and see the tragic hero of the Lido in Venice." "You...are arrested." "Herbert!" "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "It's been my whole life's work... convicting people like you." "For the world to become a bit less crass." "As the saying goes today." "And me to be free finally." "Ladies and Gentlemen, dear audience you always watched me and that was a great pleasure for me!" "Thanks a lot." "I sign off with a word which you've heard often enough in the few last hours." "Mabuhai!" "Eddi..." "Eddi!" "Well... call the airport first before you leave." "And... one more thing about Dad..." "When you pick us up..." "first thing..." "I want you to let him know ...how poorly he's looking." "Yes or how tired at least." "That's great too." "I'll explain to you later?" "What?" "Yes...yes okay." "Say poorly, that's even better." "Yes, even if he's tanned a bit." "No, no." "Without a lot of kisses before." "Ah, the money's running out..." "Yes?" "hello?" "See you later." "Hello?" "..." "Do you know why we're stuck here?" "No?" "There is a rat on the plane." " Really?" " Yeah." "It was seen in the cargo hold by some worker." "And then it was gone." "And he told you that?" "No, I asked." "That's my profession." "A rat's nothing special." "Why not write about me?" "Isn't that possible..." "What a piece of shit wants to come too and we can't go home." "I told Heike I'll be home for lunch." "And in half an hour if we're still sitting here in 30 minutes then I'm gonna beat up this lying airline fag..." "I promise you that." "Here." "Write it down." "" "I have just a ten bucks bill left." " For people here that's some money." " Of course." "I'm Franz and these are my new Redwing shoes." "They'll never break no matter what happens." " But they also cost something, right?" " 200 bucks at Breuninger." " Never heard of it." " That's in Geislingen." "I had them before." "Do you want to see my photos?" "Private ones?" "Well, from my summer wife and my winter wife." "In separated albums." "That's the one from summer, Mariarosa." "I always had her for three weeks." "Paid afterwards." "From the red light, right?" "We were there too yesterday." "By accident." "Saw the whole prostitution thing." "What could one say." "I always say it's of use to everybody." "There, we are in front of the computer store, Mariarosa and me." "I explain something to her." "I worked at the monitor before, at the public utility company." "Until I couldn't bear it anymore." "This neverending flicker..." "With a medical certificate, right." "Had to stop." "Well." "Then I sat around at home and had a lot of time." "Spent reading." "I entered the Book Club." "They had everything, even the newest titles." "I always had a book in front of me." "The whole day long." "That's interesting" "There we lie in the bath tub." "There in bed." "zz" "And then comes love." "And then sleep." " With self timer, right?" " zz" "Well, it costs something..." "Do you want to see a special photo too?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "Just something special..." "Buck- naked?" "No...just the "Casa Vulva"." "Second chance education..." "so do you want?" "Thanks..." "Peppermint?" "Alright." "Here we go." "It's showtime!" "There she is, the chick." "But get closer!" "Or even take it in your hands." "My goodness..." "Regine's does look different." "Well, it always looks different." "That one I took in the hotel, in the evening sun." "Evening sun is always nice." "Everything's nice there." "But nothing is harder to bear than a row of beautiful days." " What makes you think of Goethe now?" " CD" " ROM, I have it at home." "By the way, this is Marci." "Hello." "There you hear it." "Are you free already?" "That was really great!" "A great murderer!" "And I thought you'd end up in the electric chair..." " I'm not gonna let myself be taken for a ride." " Exactly they want to wear us down here." "Because we are so successfull." "As soon as it starts, I'm game!" "Alright." "I wanted to buy chewing gum, from a boy with such a vendor's tray." "Then he said:" "Hey, you want my sister?" "I said:" "No children, alright?" "Then he said: you can also have my mother." "Her name is Joyce and she is twenty." "Well, okay, get her then." "And he really sends for her." "A few minutes later she's there, smiling at me showing me her passpart and saying:" "You follow me." "I follow her, a bit nervous." "I enter an area then, bigger than Neustadt." "They sit in front of every hut, wearing nothing but underwear." "Because of the heat." "They look at me." "Know exactly what I'm up to." "Seems to get darker there more and more." "Andthe further in I go the more I think I won't get out alive." "Finally... we reach a shack... in which of course, a dozen people live." "And they all vanish all of a sudden." "Except for an old woman who stays on her stray mat and watches me disappear with the mother behind the curtain." "Joyce says she can't get up and besides, is blind." "So I think:" "Okay..." "Well, behind the curtain, there was an oil lamp burning." "And an old plastic canvas laid on the ground." "A roll of toilet paper beside it." "Joyce was kneeling down on the canvas." "fumbles in my pants saying:" "I give you a blow job now." "But I don't feel like seeing my cock in her mouth." "So I say:" "No." "And she says to me:" "Up to you." "You fuck me now, OK?" "So I undress completely... so as not act an asshole who just opens his pants." "And as I get undressed I finally notice the heat in that rabbit hutch." "The sweat is dripping from my face." "And as I finally bent over her, I don't see anything anymore." "Just how she grabs the role of toilet paper, tears off one sheet and gives it to me." "Very carefully." "Dabs my eyes until I can see again." "She spreads her legs." "I begin very slowly, with extruded arms." "And she still tears one sheet after another from the role of toilet paper and dabs my sweat." "Scrunches the paper up, lets it fall on the canvas." "And finally it looks like we were sourrounded by countless white blossoms." "Well when it's over..." "Over, and I pull myself up and see that the curtain is pulled open." "And the old woman looks at us with her mother-of-pearl eyes." "I say nothing at all, get dressed quickly pay and get out of that hole." "Outside, the boy and the others are waiting." "They go back in the hut without saying anything." "I give him some dollars to get out of that place." "So we head off into the dark." "Everywhere, sleeping dogs and babies" "Until we reach some street." "I almost ran into some car but the boy holds me back and looks at me and asks... if I am for Bayern or Dortmund?" "And I tell him I am not interested in foorball." "Sweets." "Do you want a blanket?" "A blanket?" "A blanket for you, are you OK?" "Yes, it's fine." "Everything is fine." "A blanket for you?" "Would you like a blanket?" "A blanket for you?" "Can I offer you a blanket?" "Would you like a blanket?" "Madam, would you like a blanket?" "A blanket for you, Sir?" "What's up?" "I just experienced something you can't imagine..." "I come out of the loo and this guy is sitting there with the toilet attendant." "And showing me private photos from a "Casa Vulva"." "You can't imagine that, I didn't know what was happening to me." "Chill out and sit down at first." "Another "Schwermatrose"?" "One "Schwermatrose", please." " You can't imagine that..." " Didn't you bring one?" " What?" " If you brought a picture?" "No, I didn't bring one..." "He also showed me his shoes, said they'll never break..." "I think I go down there again." "One thing I don't understand, Walter." "Why does one leave Germany when he owns a Mercedes agency?" "That's too long a story, Knut." "The DDR was too but you can also tell it fast." "Listen." "After the war it was bullish for a while." "For me too." "I married, sold cars..." " Even participated in carnival." " And then?" "As a climax the 220 SE came out." "With the double spotlights." "It's got style, elegance, simply everything." "I dreamed of that once, too." "And after that, Knut, it all went downhill." "The new S Class came out, a tank with chrome." "My marriage broke, my health, everything." "And then Klaus called." "I just sold the store and went away." "I would also have liked to do that." "But you know at first the boy came and then the 8th party congress." "And Regine was always there." "You love her at least?" "It's possible to live like you do, it's not bad." "But it's also possible to live like I do." "Even in the old DDR." "I want to tell you something." "I didn't force the divorce." "But it just broke and I can understand why." "We told ourselves for years the same stories with the same looks on our faces." "And we couldn't keep our dreams alive." "Every morning, with bad breath we set on each other." "Until we finally began walking around in our underpants at home." "And in the end, my dear we sat side by side in front of the TV and farted." "Walter..." "I know all that too." "Good." "But it led to something else." "To my marriage, right?" "I don't say anything against marriage." "Has a lot of advantages, too." "Since there's been HIV." "Exactly." "You can do it whenever you want." " Without fear." " And without durex." "Really tangy." "Exactly, Knut." "Nobody can really come in a durex." "That's...that's... like rejoicing in a padded cell." "Damn right." "And that bit more bedding doesn't matter either." "?" "?" "Drink that." "Knut, if you want something different for once..." "Alone." "Then I'll offer you one evening for free." "Then you forget for once your Regine... and your beta blockers and everything." "And if you worry about the chick..." "I have exactly the right one for you." "She makes you calm up here and down there absolutely crazy." "She seperates it properly, understand?" " Walter..." " Nothing Walter..." "The chicks..." "Always mix these things up, that's where this heart stuff comes from." "I see." "Well, Knut." "You'll call me." "That's possible now, right?" "And I arrange everything here in Manila." "Make sure she's here, be in a good mood, not to have her period then." "Then you hop over." "With Pakistan Airlines, it's cheapest." "And Hazel waits for you at the airport, with a sign." "Mister Knut." "And one hour later, after a nice shower, you're lying in the bath tub with her." "And then without any foreplay..." "Regine?" "Are you alright?" "Come here to me." "Sit down." "Heike inherited the store." "With three employees." "And I joined in because I know about electricity." "And already there are eight." "Okay, on paper she's the boss but who runs it, right?" " Of course." " And I run it." "Tell me where the money goes." "One month ago we got newly furnished." "You didn't see it yet, a completely new living room, all by "Mšbel Fischer"." "A beautiful seat assembly, saffron." "A glass table in front of it." "A rolling floor lamp." "A bar on wheels, also glass." "The frame in a gold tone." "With two... levels?" "compartments?" "Well, they have room for everything." "Cognac, Whiskey, remote control." "Savoury snacks, glasses, everything." "And an appropriate carpet, nicely beige." "With a pattern on it, Spanish, you know?" "Don't turn around as long, they'll notice..." "What's that?" "We chose it all on a Saturday." "Until Heike after the carpet said:" "That's all." "And I said:" "No my dear, now we're gonna get a new TV also." " Went to "Radio Dietz"..." " I know it." "Yeah, at the Ehrenplatz." "The best from the best there also." "A big Sony." "Video with four heads..." "16:9, Stereo, digital." "Everything." "Rudi, they'd already brought by Monday." "The rolling bar with levels came too, and I said to Heike:" "Now go get a film, with Bruce Willis!" "Everything perfect." "And she gets one of those "Die Hard" films." "And we watched it, still on the old sofa but already with the new bar, playing with us a bit." "Always when it gets calm in the film and Heike had almost taken off her panties and I got him out, right?" "And she fumbles a bit, just with her nails." "And I put my finger inside her a bit." "And fumble there and say:" "No, not now!" "What an incomprehensible mess." "If Buchenwald had seen more of that, the Germans would be better off now." "What's wrong, Herbert?" "Do you need something?" "You sucker, you promised me..." "You took me in." "You just didn't come for me." "Without me nothing would have happened." "And you just didn't get me." "You asshole!" "Just admit it at least." "Open up!" "I know you're in there." "I can hear you." "Apologize." "Franz?" "Franz!" "No!" "You traitor, wanker, judas!" "You sucker, asshole..." "You sod, you wanker..." "You traitor, wanker, judas!" "You traitor, wanker, judas!" "STOP!" "FRANZ!" "He doesn't answer." "He did..." "Franz, stop, no." "Please." "Franz, stop." "Please, stop." "You sod..." " No!" " You sod..." "You sod..." "No..." "Stop, please." "Please, call for help!" "Please help" "Hurry up!" "Call for help!" "Hurry!" "I'm gonna beat him up." "You sod." "You sod." "You Pig!" "Pig!" "Get the fuck out of here, cheater!" "Get out!" "Pig!" "Pig!" "At home we say... a proper funeral... needs rain." "?" "Quite colourfu..." "I for a funeral." "And the preachers all in white." "Do you have an umbrella with you for tomorrow?" "I'd really like to know." "I bought one especially for the occasion, in black." "Walter told me to." "For your first time in Germany..." "At the cemetery first." "Don't you enjoy going to church?" "That's the city church of Wittenberg." "In which Martin Luther preached." "And..." "At the bottom... of the church wall, there is... a sow sucking two children and a piglet." "And that man over there, with the spikey hat..." "Here you can see better." "...who holds up the sow's hind leg and puts his children to her teats..." "That is a Jew." "And the whole thing was called the "Jew's sow" in earlier times." "And...that one below... looking like a duct cover with these groping fingers coming out of there" "that's a memorial." "For which Knut and I fought for several years." "So the remembrance of the holocaust should not fade." "We also didn't forget Klaus." "We don't know any closing time..." "We don't know any closing time..." "Where exactly is the liver?" "I don't feel anything." "But that's not the liver." "Okay let's fuck now." "We don't know any closing time..." "What happened?" "I didn't pay attention." "She wants to leave him." "I don't understand that, I mean he's such a sympathetic guy." "It's like that." "Look!" "Hey asshole!" "Yes!" "Just give that fucking rat some cheese and a visa!" "So we can finally get away from here, alright?" "Am I such a small open wound now too?" "Attention please!" "Listen folks!" "Ladies and Gentlemen!" "It's my great honor and pleasure... to introduce my friend Knut from Apolda to you." "Ladies and Gentlemen, this evening, just for you..." "Emschigola and the prisoners' choir of Manila!" "We don't know any closing time..." "Ladies and Gentlemen!" "Ladies and Gentlemen!" "We don't know any closing time..." "Subtitles:" "Ratcha"