"Hey, everybody." "It's me, Mickey Mouse." "Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?" "Well, all right!" "Let's go." "Aw, I almost forgot." "To make the clubhouse appear, we get to say the magic words." "Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse." "Say it with me." "Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!" "[# They Might Be Giants:" "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Theme]" "# M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E" "That's me!" "# M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E" "# It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" "# Come inside It's fun inside" " # It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse - [man] Roll call." " Donald." " Present." " Daisy." " Here." " Goofy." " Here." " Pluto." " [Barks]" " Minnie." " Here." " Mickey." " Right here." "# It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" "# Come inside It's fun inside" "# M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E #" "[Mickey] It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse." "Donald's Hiccups." "Welcome to our clubhouse." "Ooh, say, do you like to sing?" "Well, I love to sing." "# La la la la" "Did somebody say sing?" "[Howling in tune]" "# Me, me, me, me, me, me, me" "# You, you, you, you, you, you, you [chuckles]" "Today's an extra special day, because we're gonna sing on the Clarabelle TV show." "Uh-huh." "And our friends and families are all going to be watching." "Gosh, I'm so nervous." "Not me." "I'm ready for my close-up." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Me too." "Ooh, we better get practicing." "Here we go." "# Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?" "# M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E" " # Mickey Mouse - # Donald Duck" " # Mickey Mouse - # Donald Duck" "# Forever let us hold our banner high High, high, high" "# High... [hiccups]" "Oh, Donald." "[Hiccups]" "You got the hiccups." "No, I..." "[hiccups] ...don't." "[Giggles, hiccups]" "[Hiccups] Oh, brother." "Oh, Donald, we've got to get rid of your hiccups." "Why?" "[hiccups]" "Because you can't sing with the hiccups." "Oh, sure I..." "[hiccups] can." "Watch this." "# Row, row, row your boa... [hiccups]" "# Gently down the strea... [hiccups]" "[Squabbles]" "Oh, phooey." "Oh, poor fella." "Mickey, what are we going to do?" "Well, we need to find a way to get rid of Donald's hiccups." "Well, that's easy." "Just say "pineapple."" " Pineapple?" " Where'd you get that idea, Goofy?" "My pineapple underpants." "[All laughing]" "# Pineapple underpants Pineapple underpants # [all hiccupping]" "[All hiccup]" "Oh, no." "We've all got the... [hiccups]" " The... [hiccups]" " The hiccups." "And we're supposed to sing on the Clarabelle show today." "Welcome to the Clarabelle show." "And boy, do we have some special guests for you today." "It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse singers." "Oh, Mickey, we can't sing with these... hiccups." "Oh, now we'll never get to be on... television." "Looks like we're gonna need some help from our friends." " Will you help us get rid of...?" " Of our hiccups?" " So we can all sing..." " On the Clarabelle show?" "[Hiccups] You will?" "Hot... diggity... dog." "Come on, everybody..." "Oh." "Let's go get some Mouseketools." "From the Mousekedoer." "Oh, boy... oh, boy." "# Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi Mouseker-ho" "# Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set Here we go" "# You're a thinkin' and a solvin' work it through-er" "# Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you Mousekedoer" "# Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you Mousekedoer" "# Meeska, mooska, Mousekedoer [hiccups]" "# Mouseketools, Mouseketools Mouseketools" "# Here are your Mouseketools #" "[Mickey] Ooh, a glue stick." "Tap-dancing shoes." "And the mystery Mouseketool." "That's a surprise tool that can help us later." "Look, it's Toodles." "Hiya, Toodles." "Oh, gosh." "[Hiccups] Hey there." "Toodles is gonna bring us our Mouseketools when we need them." "Now we can get rid of our... hiccups." "And I got an idea." "We can try the hiccup cure I used when I was little." "Oh, what is it, Mickey?" "Well, all you gotta do is jump up and down and count to twelve." "You ready?" "Come on." "Jump and count with us." "One... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten... 1 1 ... 1 2." "Do you hear any hiccups?" "It worked!" "Our hiccups are gone." " [Hiccupping]" " Uh-oh." "# Minnie still has the hiccups" "# Daisy still has the hiccups" "# Donald still has the hiccups" "# And Goofy still has the hiccups" "# And Pluto still has the hiccups too #" "Oh, I know how to make hiccups go away." "It's a special dance called the Hiccup Polka." "The Hiccup Polka?" "Uh-huh." "Let's do it." "OK, but first I need something to help tap the rhythm." "Oh, I know." "Why don't we check our Mouseketools?" "Great idea, Minnie." "Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"" "Oh, Toodles!" "[Mickey] Let's see, a glue stick." "Tap-dancing shoes." "Or the mystery Mouseketool." "Which Mouseketool can Daisy use to tap a rhythm?" "[Bell rings]" "The tap-dancing shoes." "You betcha!" "We got ears, say "cheers!"" "Tap the Hiccup Polka with me, everybody." "All right, stand up and tap with us." "Stand up, everybody." "Now tap your feet." "One and two and three." "# Tap, tap, tap your feet One and two and three" "# Turn around, jump up and down One and two and three" "One more time." "# Tap, tap, tap your feet One and two and three" "# Turn around, jump up and down One and two and three #" "Shh." "Hear any hiccups?" "It worked." "My hiccups are gone." "Ooh, my hiccups are gone too." "# But Donald still has the hiccups" "Oh, brother." "# And Goofy still has the hiccups" "# And Pluto still has the hiccups too #" "So, when the blue potion is mixed with the green potion, the mixture will go poof." "Remember, do not try this experiment at home." " Mm-hmm." " [Poof]" "[Crowd cheering]" "Marvelous, Professor." "Simply marvelous." "Next on the show, Chip and Dale, followed by tonight's special guests, the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse singers." "What are we gonna do?" "[Muffled barking]" ""How to get rid of hiccups."" "Well, what do you know?" "It says here that taking a bath can get rid of the hiccups." "But only if the water's just right, not too hot and not too cold." "Oh, boy, oh, boy." "What?" "!" "[shivering]" "Exasperating." "Oh, no." "The water's too cold." "Well, how will we know when the water is just right?" "Oh, maybe one of our Mouseketools can help us." "Great idea, Daisy." "Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"" "Oh, Toodles!" "[Mickey] Oh, gosh." "Can we use a glue stick to tell the temperature?" "Nah, that's silly." "Hey, this means it's time for the mystery Mouseketool." "Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool."" "Today's mystery Mouseketool is..." "Wow!" "A toy thermometer." "Can a thermometer help us tell the temperature?" "[Chuckles] It sure can." "We got ears, say "cheers!"" "We need to get the water's temperature just right." "Uh-huh." "When the temperature goes down into the blue area, that means the water is too cold." "When it goes up into the red area, it means the water is too hot." "But, when the temperature goes into the green area, that means the water is just right." "[Mickey] Uh-oh." "The temperature is down in the blue area." "Is the water too hot or too cold?" "Ooh, too cold." "To warm it up, do we add cold water or hot water?" "Hot water." "That's right!" "Let's try it and see." "When the temperature goes into the green area, say, "Just right."" "[All] Just right." "Look, we did it." "The temperature is just right." "Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy." "Say, let's see if taking a bath got rid of anyone's hiccups." "# Donald still has the hiccups" "# And Goofy still has the hiccups" "# Too # [barking]" "Hey, Pluto's hiccups went away." " Wonderful!" " Yay!" "Good job, everybody." "Let me see that book." "Let's see." "The book says, you can also get rid of hiccups by doing 1 5 loop-the-Ioops in an airplane." "Loop-the-Ioops?" "You guys can take the Toonplane." "Come on." "Uh, you know how to fly, right, Goofy?" "Why, sure." "It's as easy as one, two, five." "Oh, brother." "Gosh, Mickey, look." "The tail feathers are missing on the Toonplane." "Actually, hmm..." "they fell off. [laughs]" "Now we'll never get rid of the... hiccups." "Aw, sure we will." "I betcha a Mouseketool can help us." "Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"" "Oh, Toodles!" "[both hiccup]" "[Mickey] Hmm." "Can a glue stick help us put the tail feathers back on the plane?" "You betcha!" "We picked all the Mouseketools." "Say, "Super cheers!"" "Count the feathers with me." "One two three four five six seven eight nine ten 1 1  1 2." "Hot dog, we fixed it." "Good counting." " All aboard." " Yeah, let's fly." "[Hiccups]" "Fasten your seat belts." "[Toonplane] Ah...ah... achoo." "[Goofy] Wa... [hiccups] ...hoo!" "Here come the loop-the-Ioops." "Count backwards from 1 5 with me." "Fifteen 1 4 1 3 1 2 1 1  ten nine eight seven six five four three two one!" "Wow!" "1 5 loop-the-Ioops." "Good backward counting." "Come on." "Let's go see if their hiccups are gone." "Shh." "Hear any hiccups?" "Well, what do you know?" "I don't have the hiccups anymore." " Hooray!" " Wonderful!" "Let's listen to see if Donald got rid of his hiccups too." "I think I did." "[Hiccups]" "Sorry, Donald." "Sounds like you still have the hiccups." "Oh, what am I gonna... do?" "Let's give a big round of applause to Chip and Dale." "Up next on my show, the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse singers." "Uh..." "Now, where could they be?" "Mickey, where are you?" "I guess we won't be singing on Clarabelle's TV show after all." "Oh, yes, we will." "Oh, phooey." "Oh, phooey." "Oh, nuts." "[Hiccupping rapidly]" "[Blabbering]" "Donald, are you OK?" "Oh, you guys just go on without me." " Poor Donald." " What are we going to do?" "Hey, let's use the pineapple hiccup cure." " Pineapple hiccup cure?" " Did he say "pineapple"?" "What?" "I know." "We can look up "pineapple" in the hiccup book." "Great idea." "Pineapple." "It says here, instead of saying "pineapple,"" "you have to eat a pineapple." "[All] Ohh." "Where can I get a pineapple?" "Well, I have a pineapple right here under my hat." "[Donald] A pineapple!" "At your service." "Let me have it." "[Burps]" "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum." "[All chuckling]" "Shh." "Hear any hiccups?" "I don't hear anything." "Hey, my hiccups are gone." "We did it!" "Oh, boy!" "[All cheering]" "Now, where could those Mickey Mouse Clubhouse singers be?" "Oh." "We better get to the studio, and fast." "Come on." "Well, I guess that's it for today's show." "I don't know what in heavens happened to Mickey and friends." "[Mickey] Here we are, Clarabelle." " [Minnie] We made it." " We're a-coming." "Oh, how wonderful!" "I knew you'd come through." "Boys and girls, it is my pleasure to introduce the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse singers." "# Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?" "# M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E" " # Mickey Mouse - # Donald Duck" " # Mickey Mouse - # Donald Duck" "# Forever let us hold our banner high High, high, high" "# Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree" " # M-I-C - [snickers]" " # K-E-Y - [snickers]" "# M-O-U-S-E # [audience cheering]" "Oh, gosh." "Thanks everybody." "[Cheering, applause]" "Gee, thanks for helping us get rid of our hiccups." "Now, up on your feet, everybody." "It's time to do the Mousekedance." "[# They Might Be Giants:" "Hot Dog!" "]" "# Hot dog!" "[Barking in rhythm]" "# Hot dog!" "# Hot dog, hot dog Hot diggity dog" "# Now we got ears It's time for cheers" "# Hot dog, hot dog The problem's solved" "# Hot dog, hot dog Hot diggity dog" "We had such a great time finding ways to get rid of our hiccups." "What Mouseketool did Daisy use to do her Hiccup Polka?" "[Daisy] Tap-dancing shoes." "[Mickey] What did we use to measure the temperature of the water?" "[Minnie] A toy thermometer. [giggles]" "[Mickey] And we stuck the tail feathers on the Toonplane with..." "[Goofy] Oh, I know, a glue stick." "[Mickey] And with your help, we got to sing on the Clarabelle show." "[Minnie] That was fun." "What a hot dog day." "# Hot dog, hot dog Hot diggity dog" "# It's a brand new day What you waiting for?" "# Get up, stretch out Stomp on the floor" "# Hot dog, hot dog Hot diggity dog" "# Hot dog, hot dog Hot diggity dog" "# We're splitting the scene We're full of beans" "# So long for now from Mickey Mouse" "That's me." "# And the Mickey Mouse" "# Clubhouse #" "See ya real soon."