"The way she looks at me..." "The sweetness of her lips..." "I am going through a terrible time." "It happened to me when I thought nothing could confuse me." "But it happened and I am not a kid." "I feel like I am in a labyrinth with no exit." "It's an amazing sensation." "How long this moment will last?" "How long?" "Life is made of short and long moments." "Eternity is just a moment." "I know, father, don't laugh at me." "Try to go away from Rome." "I want to tell you the truth." "I didn't understand anything of what you told me." "What has happened to you?" "Remember that life is also a game." "I know, but I also know that everyone needs time." "Sorry if I was not so clear, but I don't feel very well." "I see." "But nobody ever knelt as you did... ..just to tell me "I am fine."" " That's normal." " Thank you, father." "What should I do?" "God bless you." "Ciao, Maurizio." "Oh, Father Maurizio!" "Father Maurizio!" "Calm down and tell me what happened." "Excuse me, Patrizia." "I'll be back soon." " Stop!" " Giuditta, don't be like this." " Please!" "Father Maurizio is possessed by the devil!" "He's a haidresser from Naples, but he has learned to speak Tuscan." "Last night he got up and started to sing "Pazza idea"." "He wanted zuppa inglese and our father would take him out of the house." "Please, can you do something?" "It's nothing." "It's a moment." "How long can a moment last?" " Aooh!" " What are you doing?" " No!" " Stop!" "Calm him down." "In 5 minutes everything will be over." "Uh, you are so annoying!" "Uh, I can't stand you!" "He's a professional!" "And now you go out, I want to be left alone with her." ""All together!"" "(sing) "frotelli ditolio, I'ltolio s'è desto..."" "How hot!" "It's really hot inside here." "It's because of zuppa inglese." "Still hanging on my stomach." "My god, my stomach!" "But it was so good!" "I go crazy about zuppa inglese !" "[cake-custard dessert]" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" " What's your name?" " Giuditta." "Not you, but you there inside the body, What's your name?" "Giuditta!" "Are you deaf?" "I can't get out of here!" "You tricked me, hell of a "father"!" "I wish you were dead!" " I am on "fire"!" " Get out this woman's body!" "Nasty creature!" "Dirty creature!" "Back from where you came and leave this woman's body!" " Listen, I am the devil!" " What?" "I ran away from hell." "Please, I don't want to go back!" "Can I sit down?" "I am tired." "I come from afar." "Please, a "little chair" for my "little bum"." "Thank you." "I tricked you, "hell of a priest"!" "You listened to the devil." "This is the good one!" "Don't let me get out." "I am fine inside this fat woman." " Don't let me get out!" "Damn!" "I am naked." "Modonno, how cold!" "What a pain..." "What happened?" "Where am I?" "Modonno del Cormine!" "What happened?" "Exactly." "I have pain on my legs and in my stomach too." " How are you, lady?" " Bad." "I feel I have not digested." "You ate too much zuppa inglese." " Come, I'll go with you." " Many thanks." "Saverio, tell to her friends to bring her home and rest." "Noise" "Who are you?" " Where did you come from?" " From the lady." "The lady?" " You are the nasty thing that was inside that woman?" " Yes." "Not really." "The woman was that nasty thing outside of me." "Maurizio!" "Inside that fat woman I couldn't even move my legs." "I just want to have a walk now." " So, where are we going?" " Incredible!" "Let me see." " Where?" "Impossible!" "I am dreaming." "You are not real." "I am talking to myself." "That's normal!" "Many people talk to themselves." "Maurizio!" "Maurizio, don't leave me alone." "Modonno, my feet are so cold!" "Maurizio!" "It can happen to see something that does not exist." "I bet if I turn around you will be away." "But I can see you." "But you are not." "You are not real!" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "Door knocking" " Who's it?" " it's me." "What do you want?" "Leave me alone." "I am very busy." "Maurizio, open." "My feet are cold." "Maurizio, I am naked and I am cold." "Please, open." "OK, now stop it." "That's enough." "Did you run away from a circus?" "This stupid story is not funny." "Do you really think I will believe you are the devil?" "Maurizio, something wrong?" "Don't scare me." " I will be back." " Maurizio!" " stop!" "Stay there and trust me." "I will be back soon." "Back soon." "Maurizio." " What is happening, father Maurizio!" " What is this music?" "Here I am!" " What's going on inside there?" " Nothing, don't worry." " Is anybody inside there?" " No." "I forgot my nephew is there." "He's arrived this morning." "He's a funny guy, he likes music." "Boring!" "Maurizio, who turned off music?" "!" "You are back!" "Boring!" "All your clothes are the same." " Do I look nice?" " Yes." "I want to know what you want from me!" "What you want from me?" "I am your nephew." "What does a nephew want from his uncle?" " What do we do?" "Where do we go?" " Shut up, nasty creature!" "I don't like the way you call me." "I don't like it!" "We are beautiful nasty creatures!" "Maurizio, a nasty creature!" "But it is beautiful." "Have you ever met such a beautiful nasty creature?" "What do we do?" "Where do we go?" " Have a walk?" " Fine." " In the car you and me." "Put on the coat." "Let's go now." "Where do we go?" "Outside, put on your coat." "We go to the restaurant, we have zuppa inglese and then we dance." "You like dancing?" "Put this on." "No, this is not good." "I'll buy a coat and a hat for you." "You will look beautiful and I will be proud of you." "I really wanted to go shopping with an old friend." "We are ready, but first you should tell me your name." " What's your name?" " Mine?" " Yes." " Giuditta." " Nice to meet you, Giuditta." "Nice to meet you." "Enough..." "Now that we are friends..." " You are offended because I call you "nasty creature"?" " Yes." "Sorry, I misunderstood you because of the fur you were wearing." "Wait!" "It's better if the fur coat stays here." " Have you ever seen the world?" " No" " You will be enchanted." "Let's see if there's anybody around." "OK, free." "Maurizio, this is beautiful!" "Maurizio, what is this?" " Second gear." " No, it's the hand-brake." "And this?" " First gear?" " No. that's the seat." " Right." "That's easy." "The wipers." "Ask me something." " What is this?" " Second gear." " No, it's third." "I left something in the car." "I'll be back soon, you stay here." "No, you wait here." "Got it?" "Here." " Where?" " Here, sit down." "I'll be back soon." "Maurizio!" "What is this?" " The hand-brake." " Good!" "I got it right." "Excuse me, which way to the station?" "The station?" "The station!" " Yes!" " I'm Gloria, I left the driver's license on the table, near the fruit." "Who's that?" "I'm Gloria, I left the driver's license on the table, near the fruit." " Yes!" " I'm Gloria, I left the driver's license on the table, near the fruit." " Who's that?" " Yes?" " Who's that?" "I am Gloria, I left my driver's license... ..on the table, next to the fruit." "To the station!" "Potrie'io." "What happened yesterday?" "I was waiting for you." " Today we have all the time we need." "Father Maurizio!" " No!" "Your son has been arrested!" " Are you father Maurizio?" " Yes." " Your son has been arrested!" "Yesterday the police arrested somebody who claims to be your son." "Nobody believed him, but you should come here for the papers." " I was talking to..." " It won't take long." "I am sorry, Potrie'io." "Finally!" "Take a seat." "Bring him here." "Take him away!" "We found him at the station, completely naked." "He wanted the driver's license of some Gloria with fruit." " Do you know him and take any responsibility?" " OK." "All night long he asked for zuppa inglese." "But we don't have it." "Not even the cafe had it." "Boring!" "You don't have anything here!" "I was so bored all night long." "Maurizio!" "Maurizio, where have you been?" "How are you?" "This is Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "This is one of the most boring places I've ever been." "There's nothing!" "This suit is the only good thing It's pretty..." " Mister Giuditta. please." " I don't want to stay here." "I've been here all night and there is nothing" "Father, would you please send back the clothes to the police station" "The station!" "Let's go, Maurizio." "Be quiet." "Try to relax, Maurizio." "You know something?" "You are a liar!" "No doubt, you are a liar." "I realized since the first moment." "Anyway, I don't care." "It's your business." "Did you realize I don't even care?" "I pretend you are a friend or a relative." "And you can..." "You can stay as long as you want." "I don't want to know why you are here." "It's your business." "But I'll give you some advice." "Behave well." "I bought you some clothes so you won't be naked." "I'm just asking not to be chased away." "Am I asking too much?" "And don't laugh like a "smart guy"." "Do you want to move me?" "Listen, I could do that too." "Maurizio, where are we eating?" "Then you didn't get it!" "We are not going out for dinner." "I am going to dinner and will bring you something." "I will go to the restaurant alone." " What shall I do all night long?" " Since you like yourself so much... ..look in the mirror!" "You have a nice suit." "Damn!" "I don't like this suit." "This suit is disgusting but the person inside of it..." "Wow!" "I can't believe it." "We're an amazing race!" "That's incredible!" "And think I don't have easy tastes." "Maurizio, let's go to dinner." "I promise I won't say a word." "Come on, Maurizio." "Let's go to dinner." " You coming with me at "Benvenuto's"?" " Yes, please." "They won't let you in." "You are ignorant." " Maybe you never went to school." " To school?" "To school!" "Mathematics!" "Two times one, nine!" "Two times two, fourteen." "Two times four, zero!" "Two times six, nothing!" "History!" "Babylonians?" "Babylonians are all dead." "Geography!" "Japanese people?" "Japanese people are 123!" "Gymnastics!" "Do this!" "Maurizio, bring me to dinner." "No!" "I said no and I say it again." "No!" " Yes?" " My name is Father Maurizio." "Some friends are waiting for me." " Please." " Good evening." " This way." "Father Maurizio!" " How are you, Roberto?" " I am fine." "May I introduce you my mother." " Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you." " This is my father." " My pleasure." " Nice to meet you." "Can I express to you all my gratitude." "My son always talks about you." "Your son is very kind but he takes the credit." "He's a good boy!" "I am following his studies... ..and I am advising him the right way." "Naturally, the credit is yours." " Yes?" " I am Gloria, I left the driver's license on the table, next to the fruit." "What do you want?" "I am looking for Father Maurizio, I am late." " Who should I refer to?" " Giuditta." " Giuditta, Giuditta." " Please, wait here." " Thanks." "Father, Mr Giuditta is here, for you." " Who?" " Mr Giuditta." "Maurizio!" "Good evening." "I've something to say to Maurizio, then I go." "I am eating alone." "Not at all!" "Father Maurizio's friends are welcome." "Take a seat." "To be true I am not a friend, but his nephew." "A nephew?" "Nice!" "Excuse me, can I have some wine?" " Do you want this too?" " No!" "Do you want something to eat?" " Do you have zuppa inglese?" " No." "It's over." "Not even a little bit?" " Tell me the truth." " It's over." "Are you living here or just visiting?" "He's visiting for a few days." "He needs to recover bit because, as you can see... ..he is not completely.." "You understand..." "He had a bad time." "His girlfriend left him." "And now something's wrong in his mind." "When I was young it was much more difficult and we suffered a lot." "Nowadays they have sex without knowing each other." "Yes, they have sex easily." " What do they have?" " Sex." "What does it mean?" " Having sex!" " Being physical with a woman." "To possess her physically." "Ah!" "Now I got it!" "I did it with Giuditta." " Now you are not together?" " Please!" "Intimate relationships make you reach inside." " What is it that your girlfriend left you?" " A furcoat." "Maurizio, where is Giuditta's fur coat?" "I looked good in it!" "She was you same age?" "Absolutely not!" "She was older." "She was about 64!" "She was so fat and ugly." "Terrible family, so annoying!" "How did you meet?" "Casually one night I went inside her while she was sleeping." "How did she react?" "She didn't even notice." "I went in while she was sleeping." "I was for two days inside of her and she didn't notice anything." "Did you possess a 64 year old woman... ..for two days?" "In bed?" "Not only in bed!" "In the kitchen, in the bathroom... ..on the street, on the bus on the bike, wherever she went." "I couldn't go in and out or she would run away!" "Her family tried to take me out but, no way." " What was her name?" " Giuditta." " Did you know her?" " Yes." "I did." "Why did you choose a 64 year old woman?" "I don't care about the age." "I just wanted to get inside somebody." "I found a lady and I got in." "If I'd met you, I'd have gotten inside you." "If I'd met the lady, I'd have gotten inside her." "To me it's the same!" "I don't care about the age!" "What a dinner!" "I won't forget it." "I will never ever have the courage... ..to look at those people to their faces." "Is it ever possible you did not understand?" "I can't believe it, Giuditta!" "Really you did not understand what happened?" "For one moment I thought you were... ..the only normal person sitting at that table." "Maybe I drank too much." "Taxi!" "Taxi!" "At this time late at night it is better to walk." "I drank so much that walking will be good for me." "How windy!" "I drank too much." "I have to go to the bathroom." "You wait here, I go to the bathroom." "It has been years since I walked at night." "I can't remember last time I did it." "Do you know what I wanted to be as a child?" "I will tell you." "But don't tell anybody." "I wanted to be a singer." "I was playing contrabbasso." "I must make an effort not to think to that day." "I should have answered:" ""First street on the right." "Goodbye."" "Instead I told her:" ""I will take you there, miss."" "She answered: "No, I don't want to disturb."" "And I: "It would be a pleasure, I don't take a walk very often."" "She looked at me amazed: "Why, don't you go out so often?"" "I am a priest, miss." ""I would have never thought about that." "Thanks." "Very nice of you."" "She said: "Well, I have arrived."" ""Me too."" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Are you still taking a wizz?" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Can you hear me?" "Stop it!" "Are you crazy?" "Put it back inside." "What?" "Do you want to drown the town?" "Can you hear the music?" "Music!" " Music!" "Over there!" " I hear nothing." "Maurizio!" "Music!" "Come here, Maurizio." "Can you hear?" "Model number 8:" "Charlotte." "A bright model, intimate nostalgic and brilliant." "Just one defect:" "it has an unusual fantasy." "It is like the wind is enhancing the magic atmosphere of this night." "Here is Leo!" "Come here, Leo." "Model number 10: beautiful!" "Let's go a bit into the future." "Model number 11:" "Eleonoro and model number 12:" "Giorgio." "Now you can admire the tones and the sufferance... ..of the colours so peacefully restless." "Take a seat please, don't go away!" "Now the wind brings us model number 13!" "A beautiful and unique wedding dress... ..that needs no further comment." "Oh, poor dear." "I will help you." "It is wonderul here!" "Have you seen?" "The first one in red the second one in green." "I want to stay here forever." "Maurizio!" "We can't stay here forever." "It's late." "I am very tired, and I have a big headache... ..so let's go home soon." "I can't stand anymore." " Maurizio!" " I am fed up with it." "Maurizio!" " Maurizio!" " Where are you going?" " It's the wind!" "It's too strong!" " Help me!" " Come down!" " They're pulling me!" " Who is pulling you?" " Maurizio, help me!" " What are you saying?" " Maurizio, they are pulling!" "Giuditta, where are you?" "Come here!" " Maurizio!" " Giuditta!" "I am here." "Take my hand." "I am not going back there!" "Be quiet, you are on the ground." "Maurizio!" "Is Father Maurizio there?" "It's late they are waiting him for the service." " Who?" " Father Maurizio needs to get dressed for the service." "Where is he?" " He needs to get dressed for the service?" " Yes." "He feels very bad." "He was very bad all night long." "He said to me: "If Saverio comes, tell him I can't go and you will."" " Let's go." " You?" " Yes." "Let's go." "I go." " Who gave you this suit?" " I bought it." "Nice!" "These are the clothes!" "But they are all ugly." "The pretty ones are only these two." " Do you like?" "What's your name?" " Soverio." " I knew!" "Saverio, you must stay quiet and look a little bit nicer," "That is your best suit." "I like it most." "Soverio!" "What are you doing?" "Where are we going?" "We should go there." "But I don't know if..." " There?" " Yes." " What's over there?" " What?" "I'll take a look." "You wait here." "Soverio!" "It's full of people there." "Sure." "They are here for the service." "They've been waiting for more than half hour." " What are they waiting for?" " You!" " Me?" " They are waiting for me?" " Yes." "I understand!" "I'll go first, after a while, you come, as a surprise." " As a surprise?" " Yes, when you feel it." "Now I go." "Model number 4:" "Giuditta." "I don't want to influence you." "Just look in silence and meditate." "You've been waiting for one hour." "Now you can finally see it." "It's a shiny model, intimate, nostalgic and... ..how was that?" "Sincere and [?" "], but most of all... ..it's suitable to jump!" "An applause!" "And now..." "Leo, come here!" "Look, I am proud of this model." "An applause!" "Come here, look at the crossings!" "Look at the colours!" "You go back to your seats." "Model 18:" "Sabrina." "You, Sabrina!" "Applause!" "I am moved, look at the model!" "I spent many nights making it." "Very good." "Now you all go back." "Now you all turn around." "And now have a look at all the models together." "The sufferance of the colours so peacefully restless." " Good." "Stay seated." "Don't go away." " Giuditta!" "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "Patrizia!" "I am glad you understood." "When you have recovered, you should go on vacation." "Right?" "Maybe you are right." " But I've many things to do." " Maurizio..." " Your nephew..." "What's his name?" " Giuditta." "I forgot it." "He can't stay here, He must go home." "Easier to say than to do." " It's my fault." " Where is he now?" "I don't know, he was just here." "Giuditta!" "Giuditta!" "Giuditta!" "To the station!" " Escuse me, sir." "Can I take that seat?" " Please." "Thanks." " Wonderful!" " Thanks." " That's really a nice coat." "It's just my watch." "There's also a game." " Do you want to play a bit?" " Wonderful!" "May I?" "Now I explain." "Well..." "There's the hunter and the birds." "Shoot." "Good!" " Very good!" " Amazing!" "Please." "Thanks." "Very nice of you." " Oh!" " The ink stained on you." "I'm sorry." " The pen is not so good." " It doesn't matter." " Here." "The cap was a bit dirty." "May I?" "Tickets, please." "Thanks, have a good trip." "Ticket, sir?" " Thanks." "Ticket?" " That's it." " What?" "That's my ticket." "That man took it." " Again?" " What?" "He took it from me!" " One ticket missing." " Exactly!" " He says that here everything is his own." " Not everything." "The ticket." " Whose watch is this?" " Mine." " The lady's pen?" " Mine." " The tissue?" " Mine." " The glasses?" " Are wearing my glasses?" " The coat?" " Mine!" " I understand!" "Come with me." " Miss, there is a mistake!" " Let's go." " There's a mistake." "When you came in you said:" ""This train is mine!"" " "Even the ticket checker is mine!"" " Me?" " Yes." "He's going to have a problem." "Can I have back my coat?" "I must take another ticket." "We had fun enough!" "You are a funny guy." "You understand me, right?" " Is that yours?" " I don't know." "What is it?" " A letter." "Is it yours?" " Don't know..." "Let me read, maybe I'll remember..." ""My love, I am leaving and maybe I won't be back." Is it yours?" "I don't remember." "Go on." ""It's my fault." "When I saw you like that in the church..."" "".." "I thought you went crazy because of me."" ""I am going to visit my mother." "Don't follow me, I want to stay alone."" "But I love you..." " Are you reading my letter?" " Is it yours?" " Shame on you, you scoundrel!" "Go away!" "He's crazy!" "It's here!" " Nina!" "Nina!" " Guys, don't be stupid and give me my bag." "My bag, come on!" " Careful!" " Attention, it's heavy!" " Porter!" "(together) porter!" " Is there a porter in the station?" "(together) Is there a porter ...?" "Nina!" "Nina!" "Porter!" "There are no porters." "Porter!" "Nobody around." "If somebody would be here to help a girl to carry her bag." "Uff" "I didn't want to come here." "I knew!" "I feel these kind of things!" "If somebody would have helped me... ..now I would not be here!" "Damn!" "And this too!" "I knew it!" "Go away!" "Go away!" "Do you like being there?" "Do you like being on the rails?" "You are a neurotic and stubborn shoe!" "I think you have some serious problems!" "Now I can tell you:" "I never liked you!" "Too tight!" "I think we should walk." "Taxis arrive after 16:30." "May I introduce myself:" "Professor Cusatelli Germaniis." "You say to go walking, but where is the Grand Hotel?" " A few minutes." " That's too much, I have a bag and one shoe." "Then..." "I can help you." "I can carry your bag." "Uff" "Fine. professor." "Let's walk." "It was a very bad idea." " We can ask that guy to help us." " Never!" "Then you wait here." "I'll look for a taxi." "Before you pretended not to see me, this time try to be a gentleman." "He doesn't answer..." "Ah!" "What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "Put me down!" "Professor, help!" "Put me down!" "We solved the problem." "It's not very far." "You look like a person with a job that starts with "p"." "Painter, printer..." "Oh!" "Stop." "Professor, please, take it." "Thanks." "Where was I..." "Porter!" "Not that one!" "Paper boy!" "No!" "You must turn right." "Do you know at what time the casino opens?" " Can I help you?" " There should be a reservation under my name." "Nino Mociucescu." "This is my passport." " I can't find your reservation" " Give it to me." " Never mind." "I want a room with service and a terrace." " I can't find..." "Give her what she wants, the guy is not very confortable." "OK." "Giovanni." " Take the lady to room number 414." "Your bag?" " This one." "And this one." " This way." " Put me down Careful, thanks." " Goodbye, professor." " Miss." " Goodbye." "Could you send upstairs a hot chocolate and a pair of shoes size 38½." " When does the casino open?" " You?" " You?" " Me?" "A zuppa inglese and a pair of socks 21½." "She's a nice girl!" "Maybe a bit nervous, but very pretty." "Professor, I don't feel very well." " I am so tired too." "I will go to my hotel." " No!" "Wait a minute." "I wanted to ask:" "that girl... ..that was on my shoulders." "She's beautiful!" "She..." "How can I say?" "Which brand is that?" "She's beautiful!" "She's the most beautiful girl I've ever met." "What kind of girl is that?" "She's a woman." "That's clear!" "I don't know her, I met her at the train station, but I noticed... ..she's a girl without underpants!" " Under her skirt she's completely naked!" " I can't understand!" "But I liked to carry her along!" "I like her." "She has something..." "I feel that..." "You are very excited, sir." "I had the same feelings... ..when I was 15 years old." "Still I don't understand." "I feel like..." "professor, maybe you are acquainted with these things." "I feel like..." "I am pulled..." "I feel attracted..." "I must do something, or I "die"." "I feel like..." " How can I say..." " I understand!" "You are very clear." " But I don't know what to do!" " Schiller said... . ."Some people know everything;" "this is all that they know about." "Maybe Maurizio knew." "I didn't feel like that with him." "What shall I do?" "When the girl will come down... ..you approach her and..." "..you say: "let's have a walk."" "Probably she will say no and you will ask her why." ""Let's have a walk." "No." "Why not?"" "Because the girl is right?" "You can't trust young people anymore!" "You want right away go to bed and make love!" "It's a fake passion that is not going to last." "You stay a bit together and decide to get married. "Fine, let's get married."" ""But I want to keep my freedom." "And I want to keep mine."" ""We stay together, but each does what he wants." "Don't smoke!"" "Then divorce comes and who suffers most?" "Kids!" "Thanks, professor." ""Shall we walk?" "No." "Why?"" ""Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Why?"" ""Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Why?"" ""Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Why?"" ""Shall we have a walk?" "No."" "Tango" "Ok." "See you tonight." " Just a bit slower." " Ok, bye." ""Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Why?"" ""Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Why?"" ""Shall we have a walk?" "No." "Wh..."" " Shall we have a walk?" " No." " Why?" " She's right!" "You just want to make love." "And smoke in the bedroom." "Let's divorce!" "It's a fake room, can't last." "Who suffers?" "Schiller!" "Very good!" "Shall we have a walk?" "I'll say yes." "But I don't think I can walk long with these shoes!" "I asked for 35½!" " A kiss on the lips!" " On the lips?" "Yes, I don't want anything to do with men anymore." "I was kind of neglecting him, but he went with another... ..without telling me!" "He kissed her on the lips in front of me." "That's too much!" "Good!" "But I don't understand." "Why all that fuss for a kiss on the lips?" "Why?" "You don't understand?" " Wait here." "I'll show you." " Nina!" " Wait." " Darling!" "I can't believe it!" " Are you talking to me?" "Corlo!" "Corlo!" "Sorry." "I didn't understand." " I slapped him." "Let's go." " I don't understand, but I like it." " You understand what happens?" " You just kiss somebody... ..and this mess happens?" " I slapped him too." " And then I didn't want to see him anymore." " It's a very nice game!" "You invented it?" "Good!" "Nina!" "Look over there!" " Where?" " Those 2 people!" "Shall we go?" " Where?" "Wait, now is my turn." "No!" "Look who is here!" "It's you, darling!" "I called you at least a 1000 times!" " Who is?" " Finally!" "Uh sorry, I didn't see you." " You kissed the man!" " You too!" "I like this game." "I didn't read about side effects." "My cousin was feeling bad." "He suffered from pleurosis." "The instructions read:" "don't give to asmathic people"." "I got scared." "He started breathing like this..." "Hii!" "Hii!" "How hot!" "Pleurosis went away but he was never able to speak anymore." " He got an asmtha attack." " Hii!" " Right!" "Now, Instead of talking, he whistles." "Let's go the casino." "I don't like yellow, neither 2pm, 3pm nor eggplants." "I like chocolate, people called Giorgio... ..number 4, the wind blowing high... ..confetti and celery." "What do you like?" "Uh!" "I also like singing hard out!" "Paropopò!" "What do you like?" "Right now..." "I like... ..the..." "I don't even know the name." "And..." "I am ashamed." "It's the first time it happens to me." " Tell me what it is." " Can I tell you?" "I like..." "I like it very much." "I had never seen it before." "I've seen it very quickly." "You've got it in a strange place." "Who gave it to you, Nina?" "Where can you get it?" "Can I have a better look?" "Why don't you put it in a better place?" " If I only had it..." " The casino is opening." "I must go." "Don't interrupt me, let me finish." "That thing..." "I feel attracted by you." "I want to hold you." "That thing is the most beautiful..." "If I had it..." "I thought I was the most beautiful person in the world  than I see that thing and I realize that I really miss everything." "That thing..." "can I borrow it?" "People don't know about it you should show..." "Nina, that thing is really..." "how can I do?" "My friend Maurizio." "He didn't have anything like that." "I didn't look very well, but I am sure he didn't have it." "I've never seen anything like that." "When I see him, I will ask." "I feel like..." "Nina!" " Card." " Nine!" "I knew!" "I felt it!" " What happened?" " He fainted." "I am so sorry." " Well?" " People." "Are you playing?" " If nobody plays, I switch table." " Ciao!" " You lost it." "I found it." "OK, let's bet a coffee." "I was talking..." " One for you, one for me..." " Well..." " Card." " Nine." " What?" " Nine." " Nine?" "Coffee turned into a cappuccino." "Let's bet on this too." "One for you." "One for me..." " Card." " Card." " Nine." "Good!" "Really good." " You leave everything there?" " Yes." " I am so scared!" "One for you." "One for me..." " Card." " Nine!" " Nine." "Eight!" "Nine!" " Eight!" " Nine!" " Card." " Nine!" " Card." " Nine!" " Card." " Nine!" "Nine!" "Somebody here is making me very unlucky." " Card." " Nine!" " Would you like to play again, madame?" " Can't you see I've nothing left?" "To you, gentlemen." " I would like to play everything for..." " May I, miss?" " You can still win." " How?" " Sorry if I interrupt you, but..." "Professor Cusotelli, we met at the..." "Maybe you think I am bit strange, But I think I understand... ..that this lucky guy would bet all he has won... ..just to spend the night with you." " What?" "What did you say?" "You are a pig!" "No, you are two pigs." "And I should bet my body for these..." " How much is it?" " 112 million." "I should spend a night with him for the stupid 112 million?" " It's the most vulgar thing..." " What's your decision, madame?" "What a silly question!" "I accept!" "Excuse me..." "Which game is this?" " Le Chemin de fer." " How do you win?" " You win if you get close to 9." " Then you say "nine"?" " Card." " Nine!" "You can't laugh!" "I realized soon that you would bring bad luck." "Bad crow!" "Thanks." "Come here." "I always pay my debts." "Good." "Congratulations." " Monsieur." "The Fiches!" " Nine!" "Cusotelli is your friend, right?" "He's not a journalist, He's a "piggist"!" "This is not a casino, this is a "brothel-lo'" 112 million for one night!" "224 for two nights." "Not so bad!" "You should force me to spend the night with you." " But I..." " Don't try to convice me." " No..." " I won't have sex with you." " I don't want to have sex with you." "You bet 112 million to sleep with me." "Say the truth: you can't wait to take off your clothes." "Get undressed?" "Naked?" "Why?" "Why should I go to bed with you?" " You don't want to go to bed with me?" " No." " No?" " No!" "No?" "I say no, not you." "Now you go to bed with me!" "Either you want it or not!" " What's wrong with me?" " Nothing!" "I like you very much, but..." "Why should we go to bed, naked?" "I would like to do something else..." "I can't understand anything, but I feel I would like..." "Don't touch me, pig!" "I knew you wanted to go to bed with me." "Again?" "Nina, think about it!" "I have all night long at my disposal." "..and should I waste it in bed with you, naked?" "I can't understand." "Do you want to go to bed with me or not?" "I do not want to spend the night in bed with you." "Then there's nothing else to say." "Pig!" " Nina!" " Leave me alone, I don't want to see you anymore." "Nina, but where..." " Who's that?" " This is Gloria... ..I left the driving license on the table next to the fruit." " You are wrong." " You think so too?" "About what?" "Maybe she was sleepy." "I should pretend to be sleepy too?" "What are you saying?" "Hello?" "Eh?" "First he talks, then disappears." "I do not understand." "The devil himself!" "Patrizia." "Believe me, it has been a terrible experience." "That's enough, Maurizio." "I want to go home." "You can't kidnap a person for eight hours!" "And tell her the same things over and over." "Let me explain." "Then everything will be clear and you will go away." "I can't look at you anymore, Maurizio." " You look terrible!" " Don't look at me, but listen." "I wanted to tell you something very romantic." "Don't move." "I must concentrate." "Finally I took my decision." "Isn't it funny that all this began at a bus stop?" "The moment has come." "Now everything is clear in my mind." "Patrizia... ..you have always been a big temptation to me, like the devil." "And Giuditta, the devil, is the temptation skin and bones." "I loved him and now I miss him." "I thought that Giuditta and you, Patrizia... ..that you were the same thing." "Do you understand what I mean?" "Don't say anything." "Patrizia, I know it is getting late." "I am going away." "You stay and wait for the bus." "It should arrive at any moment." "Stay there." "Maurizio!" "Maurizio!" "It's me, Giuditta!" " Maurizio!" " I know." "Maurizio!" "I don't feel very well and I must talk to you." "Why do you run away?" "You really scared me!" "You really scared me!" "I was sitting and chatting in private... ..when this nasty creature arrives..." " What's going on, Giuditta?" " Music!" "Giuditta!" "Tango" "Giuditta!" "Giuditta!" "Excuse me if before I called you "nasty creature", I didn't mean it." "Don't take it so hard." "People make fun of me too." "They say my nose is too big... ..my eyes are too small, and my hair is too dark." "I don't get angry." "Laugh!" "There's no reason to get offended." "I spoke too much!" "How did you appear so suddenly?" "I was talking to Patrizia and you took her place!" "I didn't see her going on the bus." "Maybe I was hypnotized." "Giuditta." "Can you hear me?" "What's wrong with you?" "What are you looking at?" " Maurizio?" " Yes?" " Can you see that girl?" " Yes, she's very pretty." " She wants to spend the night in bed with me naked." "That girl wants to spend the night in bed with you, naked?" " Good evening." "Would you spend the night in bed with me?" " Naked?" " Yes." " Only an idiot could say no to such a proposal!" " Can you dance the tango?" " No, but I can learn quickly." "Excuse me." "Giuditta." "This is the second time in my life that I dance." " When was the first time?" " I can't remember." " It makes me feel bad." "Now, it is matter of principle ." "I want to spend the night with him." " Who?" " Your friend!" " He?" " Yes, I like him very much." " Then it is true!" " Sure." "He's got something... ..that attracts me." "He's special." " He's not a normal person!" " Can I give you an advice?" "Look for somebody else." " You?" "For example?" " This is what you are trying to tell me?" " Absolutely not!" "Even though that it would be better for you!" "What are you saying?" "Listen..." "Even if I am his friend I wouldn't spend a night with him!" "The more you say so the more I feel it!" "Listen..." "Would you go to bed with an animal?" "What are you tring to tell me?" "Right..." "Let's say..." "He's more than an animal, He's a whole herd!" "Got it?" "Listen to me." "For your own sake." "Take my advice!" "Look for somebody else, neither me or him!" " Got it?" " I have no doubts now!" " Where are you going?" " To the herd!" "Hello." "How are you?" "Well." "I feel weird." "Let's sleep together, but doing what?" "Come, don't worry, I'll take care." "Giuditta!" " He's stupid, I couldn't believe it!" " He's something I like." " Are you in love?" " Don't be silly!" "I enjoyed being here." "Something I can't understand." "How can they stand those stupid shoes?" "They are so uncomfortable!" "True, I can't sleep with them!" " Are you sure he knows what to do?" " Yes." "I told him to get undressed and wait for me." "I feel he's ready." "Goodbye and thanks for working so well with me." "My pleasure." "Giuditta!" "You go away without saying hello?" "I've been waiting for you all night long." "Come here and tell me." " How did it go?" " Maurizio!" "I must really tell you." "Tonight it was amazing." "She took me..." "We were..." "Very elegant!" " Really?" " Yes" " Are you in a hurry?" " Yes." "I say goodbye because I must go." "I've just remembered about some deadlines..." "My family..." "My business..." "I am busy over there." "I must say goodbye quickly because I am going to visit my dad, my mum..." "It wouldn't be very nice of me If they send somebody to get me." "I think they've already sent somebody." "Look." "It's the picture of when I was dancing with the girl, but you can't see her!" "She's a dangerous woman, a nasty creature, with no offense!" "(with Nina's voice) Are you talking about me?" " What?" "I was talking about that girl:" "Nina!" "Please!" "Yes, I know." "She's beautiful, isn't she?" " Not at all!" "I've just said she's a nasty creature." " Maurizio!" "(with Nina's voice) I promised to say nothing... ..but I can't talk like this from a person that can't hold his soul with the teeth!" "Giuditta, what is happening?" "Whose voice is that?" "That's mine!" "I had fun to..." "In the morning, with fresh air, I have this voice." "(Nina's voice) I am not cold." "I am getting hot!" "(Nina's voice) I am a nasty creature!" "Nina, please, I told you I need to say goodbye to Maurizio." "Maurizio!" "Don't let my jacket go that way!" " Don't let me." "(Nina's voice) No!" "I am hot." "(Nina's voice) I don't like your friend." "Maurizio!" "When I will stop acting like this?" "Can you stop me?" "What a personality!" "But she's beautiful." "She came to take me back." "Because she's scared I run away again." "But I like her very much!" "Last night she did to me such things." "She has something..." "I can't explain..." "You should see Nina!" "(Nina's voice) Don't be stupid!" "How can I describe..." "It's something..." "We can't understand, Maurizio." "They sent her to bring me back." " Bye." " You have the nicest transport I've ever seen!" " Bye." " Bye." "(Nina's voice) Bye."