"I'M IN." "I CALL." "ME, TOO." "WHAT YOU GOT?" "OH, IT'S SO PRETTY." "IT'S JUST SO PRETTY." "IF I HAD TWO SETS OF LIPS, I'D KISS MYSELF" "BOOM!" "TRIPLE ACES!" "HA HA HA!" "AH!" "HA HA HA!" "AH!" "HA HA HA!" "AH!" "WELL, IT'S 9:30." "TIME TO TURN IN." "THE PEACOCK'S CATERING A BIG PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT" "AFTER MICHELLE MICHAELS' CONCERT." "OH, AND I SUGGEST YOU GET SOME SHUTEYE, TOO, MISTER." "WE'LL BE MELON BALLING AT 0600." "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE HANGING OUT WITH MICHELLE MICHAELS, MAN." "SHE IS A GODDESS." "PLEASE." "SHE PUT HER BRA ON ONE CUP AT A TIME," "JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE." "I'D PAY BIG MONEY TO SEE THAT." "HEY, SAVE YOUR DOUGH FOR FRIDAY NIGHT, ALL RIGHT?" "UH, WHAT'S FRIDAY NIGHT?" "SOME PEOPLE COMIN' OVER." "WE'RE GONNA WATCH THE FIGHT ON PAY-PER-VIEW." "LOOK, WILL, I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY FRIDAY NIGHTS" "THAN SIT AROUND WATCHING SOME STUPID BOXING MATCH ON TV." "WELL, YOU OVERLOOKED ONE SMALL FACT, CARLTON." "WHAT'S THAT?" "YOU WEREN'T INVITED." "* NOW, THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW *" "* MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN *" "* AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE *" "* I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE *" "* OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR" "* IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED *" "* ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS *" "* CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN', RELAXIN' ALL COOL *" "* AND ALL SHOOTIN' SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL *" "* WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD *" "* STARTED MAKIN' TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD *" "* I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED *" "* SAID--YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR *" "* I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR *" "* THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR *" "* IF ANYTHING, I CAN SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE *" "* BUT I THOUGHT, NAH, FORGET IT YO, HOMES, TO BEL-AIR *" "* I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE ABOUT 7 OR 8 *" "* AND I YELLED TO THE CABBY YO, HOMES, SMELL YOU LATER *" "* I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY THERE *" "* TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR *" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "NOW, HOLD ON!" "NOW DON'T THINK OF THIS JUST AS A BACKSTAGE PASS." "THINK OF IT MORE AS A MERIT BADGE." "NOW, WHAT YOU GONNA DO TO EARN IT?" "YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING." "I AIN'T GIVING IT AWAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "WHATCHA GONNA DO?" "WILL, WE HAVE A CRISIS SITUATION." "THE GLASSES HAVE SPOTS ON THEM." "MY GOD, WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME SOONER?" "HEY!" "RELAX, SQUEAKY." "IT'S JUST A DUMB OLD PARTY." "YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE, DO YOU?" "TODAY, MICHELLE MICHAELS." "TOMORROW, GLORIA ESTEFAN." "AND THEN-- DARE I DREAM" "MICHAEL BOLTON!" "[SCREAMING]" "IAN, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE ANYTHING CLICKING TONIGHT." "ARE YOU SURE THE NEW SONGS WORKING?" "[ENGLISH ACCENT] THREE WORDS, BABE." "FAB-U-LOUS!" "AM I RIGHT?" "LOOK AT THAT." "EVERYBODY JUMPIN'." "PEOPLE ACT SO STUPID WHEN CELEBRITIES GET AROUND." "I NEED A REALITY CHECK." "YOU..." "WAITER." "COME HERE." "ME?" "YEAH, YOU." "MISS MICHAELS WANTS TO SEE ME!" "HA HA HA!" "HAVE YOU HEARD MY NEW RECORD?" "WHY, SURE, BABY." "WHO HASN'T?" "IT'S MAGIC, AIN'T IT?" "PLEASE!" "DO YOU LIKE IT?" "WELL..." "YOU GOT SOME BEATS." "YOU DO GOT SOME BEATS." "AND YOU MIXED SOME LYRICS WITH YOUR BEATS..." "AND YOU BLENDED 'EM" "BE HONEST." "I THINK IT STINKS." "I APOLOGIZE, MISS MICHAELS." "HE'S FROM A FOREIGN LAND." "UH, BACK TO WORK, VLADIMIR!" "CARLTON BANKS HERE." "I BALLED YOUR MELONS." "GET OUT OF HERE!" "SO..." "IS THERE ANYTHING YOU DO LIKE ABOUT MY RECORD?" "OH, YEAH." "THAT COVER IS SLAMMIN', YOU KNOW?" "HOW LONG IT TAKE YOU TO GET ALL THAT HONEY OFF YOU, GIRL?" "YOU WAS ALL STICKY AND EVERYTHIN'." "I'M--I'M SORRY." "I'M JUST ACTIN' STUPID." "I'M JUST TRIPPIN'." "I CAN'T BELIEVE" "THAT I'M ACTUALLY TALKIN' TO MICHELLE MICHAELS." "AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY TALKING TO..." "WHO ARE YOU?" "OH..." "WILL SMITH," "OF THE PHILADELPHIA SMITHS." "SO, HONEST, WILL, DID YOU LIKE THE SHOW?" "I BEEN BACK HERE THE WHOLE TIME." "I REALLY COULDN'T HEAR ANYTHING." "ALL I HEARD WAS, "SING THAT SONG, GIRL!" "HO!"" "I REALLY DIDN'T HAVE IT GOING ON," "BUT NEXT TIME I'M GOING TO KICK IT." "AND MAYBE YOU COULD BE THERE." "I'M WITH YOU." "THAT'S A GOOD IDEA." "AHEM." "AHEM." "A-HEM!" "UM..." "I NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK." "SO I'LL SEE YOU LATER?" "YEAH." "ALL RIGHT." "YOU KNOW, MISS MICHAELS," "I THOUGHT YOUR ALBUM STUNK, TOO." "SHE ONLY WANTED TO KNOW MY OPINION." "WILL, I CANNOT BELIEVE MICHELLE MICHAELS ACTUALLY SPOKE TO YOU." "HEY, I CHECKED HER COAT." "REALLY?" "I WONDER WHO'LL PLAY YOU" "IN THE MOVIE OF HER LIFE." "YOU KNOW WHAT, WILL?" "MAYBE I'LL GET YOU MICHELLE MICHAELS' NEW CD FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY." "[GASPS]" "OH, MY GOODNESS, THAT'S RIGHT!" "I DO HAVE A BIRTHDAY COMIN' UP!" "YOU KNOW, IT JUST TOTALLY SLIPPED MY MIND." "NOW LISTEN, NOTHING TOO FANCY." "SOMETHING IN A HATCHBACK WILL DO JUST FINE." "WILL YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SURPRISE," "SO THIS YEAR WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING SPECIAL." "OK, WE'RE ALL SET." "BIRTHDAY RESERVATIONS AT WOLFGANG PUCK'S NEW RESTAURANT." "OOPS!" "Phil:" "HILARY!" "THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "[DOORBELL CHIMES]" "YOU CAN STILL SURPRISE ME WITH THAT RED SWEATER" "YOU HIDIN' IN THE UPSTAIRS CLOSET." "MMM." "WOLFGANG PUCK, HUH?" "YOU WERE GREAT!" "HE FELL FOR IT." "YEAH." "HE'LL NEVER SUSPECT WE'RE GIVING HIM A SURPRISE PARTY." "WE'RE GIVING HIM A SURPRISE PARTY?" "I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE" "MISS MICHELLE MICHAELS!" "ARE YOU STALKING ME?" "NO, I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN." "IT WAS SO NICE TO TALK TO SOMEBODY" "OTHER THAN A HYSTERICAL FAN." "OH, MY GOD, MICHELLE MICHAELS!" "YOUR ALBUM IS SO GOOD!" "WHO IS OMAR?" "IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?" "HE IS SO FINE!" "ASHLEY, PLEASE!" "HILARY BANKS." "TV WEATHERGIRL." "PARDON MY LITTLE SISTER." "SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO CELEBRITIES." "SO..." "MICH..." "HOW ABOUT A SONG?" "OH, HELLO THERE." "I'M PHILIP BANKS." "THIS IS MY WIFE VIVIAN." "WE'RE NOT HIP, SO WE DON'T KNOW YOUR MUSIC." "IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU ANYWAY, THOUGH." "NOW LET'S GIVE WILL AND MISS MICHAELS SOME PRIVACY." "BYE!" "IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, MICHELLE." "IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MICHELLE." "MISS MICHAELS," "DON'T THINK OF ME AS JUST A MANSERVANT." "THINK OF ME AS A..." "PLEASURE DOME." "OH." "THANK YOU, G. THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "WELL..." "THAT WAS EMBARRASSING." "NO, THEY'RE SWEET." "SO, DO YOU WANT TO COME TO MY CONCERT TONIGHT?" "YOU CAN WATCH FROM BACKSTAGE." "OH, GOODNESS," "SEE, TONIGHT IS DIME-A-FRAME BOWLING NIGHT." "THE TOP SCORER GETS THOSE CUTE LITTLE SHOES," "AND I JUST COULDN'T MISS THAT." "I'LL SEND A LIMO FOR YOU AT 6:00." "BUT THEN, RIGHT AFTER THE CONCERT," "SHE TOOK ME TO THIS FINE RESTAURANT CALLED PINET." "CHEZ PINET?" "ISN'T THAT UP NEAR SAN FRANCISCO?" "OH--AHEM" "DID I FORGET TO TELL Y'ALL?" "SHE FLEW ME UP THERE IN HER PRIVATE JET?" "WHAT?" "!" "MICHELLE HAS A PRIVATE JET?" "LISTEN, SHE GOT A PRIVATE JET, SHE HAS A YACHT." "DOES SHE HAVE A BROTHER?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I'LL FIND OUT TONIGHT." "WE'RE GOING TO THE GOLDEN CHOICE MUSIC AWARDS." "THEY GOT US SITTIN' BETWEEN IKE AND TINA." "YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE SOMETHING FLARES UP." "HEY, Y'ALL DON'T WAIT UP." "HILARY, IS THE COAST CLEAR?" "NO, THERE'S GOING TO BE PATCHY MORNING FOG WITH LIMITED VISIBILITY." "I MEANT..." "IS WILL GONE?" "YEAH, HE'S GONE." "LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS PARTY." "HILARY, YOU'RE GETTING THE DEEJAY," "AND I ARRANGE FOR THE CATERER" "WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR A CATERER IF I HAVE A BUTLER?" "PHILIP COMPLAINS..." "THAT ONLY LEAVES THE CAKE." "ALL SET." "I ORDERED A "SONNY THE SEAL" ICE-CREAM CAKE." "HIS SLEEK BODY'S MADE OF CHOCOLATY GOODNESS," "AND HE BOUNCES A BALL OF TUTTI-FRUTTI SHERBET" "ON HIS BUTTERCREAM NOSE!" "YOU ARE WAY TOO INTO THIS." "I GUESS AT YOUR AGE" "BIRTHDAYS ARE NO LONGER A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION." "[DOORBELL CHIMES]" "LOOK, I'M GIVING UP A HAIR APPOINTMENT WITH SERGEI" "TO HANG OUT WITH WILL AND HIS LOSER FRIENDS." "WILL'S FRIENDS ARE NOT LOSERS." "GREETINGS, Y'ALL." "JAZZ, TO WHAT DO WE OWE YOUR PRESENCE?" "MY GUESS WOULD BE INBREEDING." "I'VE TAKEN CARE OF THE ENTERTAINMENT FOR WILL'S PARTY." "JAZZ, I'VE ALREADY SHELLED OUT FOR A DEEJAY." "PERFECT." "NOW WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FOR MY STRIPPER." "OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT BRINGING A NAKED WOMAN INTO MY HOUSE." "OH, NO, NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MRS. BANKS." "SHE DON'T COME IN NAKED." "UH-OH." "AAH!" "WHERE IS WILL?" "HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT 7:00." "THAT'S IT, I'M LEAVING." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "SERGEI KEEPS HIS SALON OPEN 'TIL 9:00." "I'M GONNA SEE IF HE CAN SQUEEZE MY HEAD IN." "MR. BANKS, CAN I BORROW 50 MORE BUCKS" "FOR PRINCESS LILA, OTHERWISE, SHE'S GONNA LEAVE." "LET HER GO." "I'VE SPENT ENOUGH MONEY ON THIS PARTY." "HERE'S $100." "NO TELLING WHEN WILL WILL COME BACK." "WELL, HE DIDN'T LEAVE A MESSAGE ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE." "[RING]" "MAYBE THAT'S HIM NOW." "SHH." "YEAH?" "WILL!" "YOU'RE AN HOUR AND A HALF LATE." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T MAKE IT?" "FRIENDS?" "WHAT FRIENDS?" "* FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *" "* FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *" "* FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *" "* WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY *" "WHOO!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILL." "WHOO!" "YEAH!" "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA HA HA HA!" "SO, BIRTHDAY BOY, YOU HAVING FUN?" "IT'S THE BEST BIRTHDAY I EVER HAD." "I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY SKIING." "YOU DID GREAT." "YEAH, EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE RUN." "I'M JUST GLAD THE ST." "BERNARD DIDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER." "OH, HOLD ON." "I WANT TO CHECK THIS OUT OVER HERE." "WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?" "NO, WILL!" "IT'S THE MOON ROOF." "OH, AND THAT'S FUNNY?" "YOU THINK--O.K." "NO, NO." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "DON'T." "COME DOWN." "COME INSIDE." "IT'S FREEZING OUT THERE, WILL." "COME ON UP." "IT'S GREAT." "THERE'S NO WAY." "YOU'RE CRAZY." "I SAID, COME UP HERE." "UH-UH." "OH, YOU AIN'T LETTIN' ME?" "NO." "WELL, TAKE THAT THEN, GIRL." "ALL RIGHT." "THAT'S IT." "WHAT YOU GOING TO DO?" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "WHOA!" "[GIGGLING]" "HA HA HA!" "OH, MAN!" "OH, MAN!" "I'M FROZEN SOLID." "[SHIVERS]" "REALLY?" "OOH!" "WELL, I WAS THINKING..." "MAYBE I COULD WARM YOU UP A LITTLE BIT." "WHOA." "WAIT A MINUTE." "I'M SORRY." "I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT." "I" "[PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]" "OH, HELL, YEAH." "DO YOU LIKE THAT?" "MM-HMM." "[WHOOSH]" "[WHOOSH WHOOSH]" "[WHOOSH WHOOSH]" "GREETINGS FROM ASPEN!" "HA HA HA HA!" "WHOO!" "LET ME TELL YOU, WHAT A NIGHT!" "YOU OPEN UP THE HOT TUB" "AND ALL THE NEIGHBORS COME OUT." "NOW, I DIDN'T EVEN MIND BRUCE AND DEMI, YOU KNOW?" "I REALLY DIDN'T MIND ARNOLD AND MARIA." "BUT FRANK AND KATHIE LEE CAME OVER" "WITH THAT LITTLE DUDE CODY?" "HE WAS MAKING BUBBLES IN THE JACUZZI" "WITHOUT THE JETS BEING ON." "KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "YOU KNOW?" "NASTY LITTLE DUDE." "YOU HAVE GOT A LOT OF NERVE, WILL." "RIGHT, BIG GUY?" "HUH?" "OH, YEAH, RIGHT." "UH, WILL, THIS MARIA SHRIVER..." "FULL-FIGURED GAL?" "PHILIP!" "WILL..." "WE WERE THROWING YOU A BIG SURPRISE PARTY." "YOU WERE?" "I'M SORRY." "I THOUGHT THAT WE WAS JUST GONNA HAVE DINNER." "A CLEVERLY ORCHESTRATED RUSE, BUB." "AND TO THINK I LAID OUT 50 BIG ONES ON YOUR DAMN CAKE!" "AND NOT JUST ANY CAKE." "I GOT YOU THAT REALLY, REALLY NEAT ONE IN THE COMMERCIALS." "* SONNY THE SEAL" "* YOUR TUMMY WILL SQUEAL * 49.95--OH, WHAT A DEAL" "* IT'S SONNY-- **" "CARLTON, CARLTON!" "ALL RIGHT." "O.K." "I SAID I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?" "I KNOW SOMEBODY THAT WANTS TO HEAR" "ABOUT MY SNOWBALL FIGHT WITH DENZEL." "YO, HIL!" "WILL, NO!" "YO, HIL!" "NO!" "DON'T GO UP!" "ASHLEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" "I DON'T THINK HILARY WANTS TO SEE YOU RIGHT NOW." "WHAT DID I DO TO HER?" "YOU MADE HER MISS HER HAIR APPOINTMENT WITH SERGEI." "SHE HAD TO SETTLE FOR HIS ASSISTANT." "SO WHAT?" "DAMN!" "AND--AND I MEAN THAT" "IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY, HIL." "I LOOK LIKE A TROLL DOLL!" "HILARY, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING JUST A TAD?" "SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!" "LOOK--LOOK, COME ON,GUYS." "CUT ME SOME SLACK." "UNCLE PHIL," "IF YOU HAD A CHOICE" "BETWEEN AN ORDINARY" "YET VERY THOUGHTFUL-- BIRTHDAY PARTY" "AND HITTIN' THE SLOPES WITH A SUPERSTAR," "WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE?" "YOU MEAN, WHICH SUPERSTAR WOULD I CHOOSE?" "WELL" "PHILIP!" "WILL, MICHELLE MICHAELS" "MAY NOT FEEL AS SERIOUS ABOUT THIS AS YOU DO." "DOES THAT LOOK LIKE SHE'S PLAYING, AUNT VIV?" "SHE GAVE IT TO ME IN ASPEN." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "SHE'S TAKING ME TO SEE THE FIGHT IN VEGAS." "WHAT ABOUT THE FIGHT PARTY YOU EXCLUDED ME FROM?" "YOU GOT THE GUYS COMING OVER TO WATCH IT ON TV." "I'M GLAD YOU REMINDED ME,CARLTON." "MAKE SURE THEY DON'T LET YOU IN, O.K.?" "[SHOUTING AND CHEERING]" "[BELL RINGS]" "AND THERE'S THE END OF ROUND 1." "THIS IS BETTER THAN WATCHING THE FIGHTS" "WITH MY UNCLE PHIL." "I'M GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF." "HOW COULD I NOT BE ENJOYING MYSELF?" "I GOT VEGAS, YOU, ME." "A BLACK DUDE AND A WHITE DUDE" "BEATIN' THE HECK OUT OF EACH OTHER" "LIFE IS GOOD." "OH, LET ME GRAB A LITTLE SOMETHIN' HERE." "HEY, MICHELLE, EVER SINCE THE BARBECUE WITH WESLEY SNIPES," "I'VE BEEN WANTIN' TO SAY SOMETHIN' TO YOU." "I HAVEN'T FOUND A WAY TO SAY IT QUITE YET," "BUT THIS THING WE GOT GOIN' ON?" "I JUST FEEL REAL GOOD ABOUT IT," "AND I JUST-- HEY!" "HEY!" "HEY!" "OH, WHO IS THIS?" "RICK BENTON." "WE SHOT A SWIMSUIT VIDEO IN TAHITI." "THIS IS WILL SMITH." "GUY." "MICHELLE, MICHELLE." "YOU'RE EVEN MORE ALLURING WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON." "ISN'T HE THE FUNNIEST MALE MODEL YOU EVER MET?" "[GIGGLES]" "OH, WAIT A MINUTE." "NOW I RECOGNIZE THIS DUDE." "I TAKE IT YOU'VE SEEN MY CALENDAR, HUH?" "YEAH." "YOU WERE THE APRIL FOOL, RIGHT?" "LOOK, UM..." "GUY, LISTEN..." "MICHELLE IS A ONE-MAN WOMAN NOW, ALL RIGHT?" "OH, REALLY?" "YES, SIR." "YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL BY THIS LITTLE RING SHE GAVE ME." "REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE RIGHT HERE." "SO..." "ARE WE ALL FRIENDS NOW?" "YEAH." "WE FOUND OUT WE HAD A LOT IN COMMON." "[GIGGLES]" "LOOK, UH, BLACK FABIO, LISTEN..." "WHY DON'T YOU AND YOUR MOTOWN REVIVAL HAIRCUT" "GO BACK TO YOUR SEAT..." "UM..." "SHAVE YOUR CHEST, SHUT UP," "AND JUST WATCH THE FIGHT?" "WILL..." "WHAT?" "[BELL RINGS]" "YOU SQUARIN' OFF ON ME, FOOL?" "WHAT YOU WANNA DO?" "WHO'S SQUARIN' OFF, MAN?" "WHAT YOU WANNA DO?" "POOR RICK." "HE'LL BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR WEEKS NOW." "HOW I KNOW HE WAS GONNA FALL ON SINATRA?" "WELL, I THINK YOU OVERREACTED." "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO" "WHEN SOME DUDE PUTTIN' HIS HANDS ALL OVER MY WOMAN?" "BESIDES, HE DESERVED IT." "HE STOLE ONE OF YOUR RINGS." "WILL, I GAVE HIM THAT RING." "YOU DID?" "YEAH, I DID." "I GIVE OUT A LOT OF RINGS." "I'M SAYING," "THIS ONE YOU GAVE ME IS THE LAST ONE, RIGHT?" "I JUST GAVE ONE TO THE PARAMEDIC." "I WAS WONDERIN' WHY HE WAS TAKING YOUR PULSE." "WILL..." "YOU'RE SO ADORABLE." "BUT I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF." "YEAH, COOL, YOU'RE RIGHT." "I'LL GO PLAY SOME SLOTS." "I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR." "WILL..." "SIT." "IT'S BEEN FUN." "EXCUSE ME, "BEEN?"" "I'M NO GOOD WITH RELATIONSHIPS." "DON'T YOU LISTEN TO MY SONGS?" "WELL, YEAH, I DO." "O.K., ALL RIGHT." "THERE'S UNTOUCHABLE," "THERE'S NEVER GONNA SETTLE," "THERE'S, UM, UH, WHAM-BAM, GOODBYE..." "AHEM." "COME ON, THIS ISN'T GOODBYE." "YOU ONLY SAY GOODBYE TO PEOPLE" "YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE AGAIN." "THIS IS MORE LIKE..." ""SEE YOU LATER."" "I'LL SEE YOU LATER, WILL." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "GOODBYE, MICHELLE." "HEY, MORNIN', UNCLE PHIL." "THAT WAS A HELL OF A FIGHT LAST NIGHT, WILL." "YEAH." "CHAMP AIN'T NO JOKE, RIGHT?" "." "I'M REFERRING TO YOUR BOUT." "THEY SHOWED THAT ON TV?" "FROM THE FIRST SHOVE" "TO WHEN SINATRA PUT HIS TOUPEE BACK ON." "WELL, THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO REMATCH." "WHEN THE DUDE GET OUT OF HOSPITAL," "HE CAN HAVE HER." "SHE DUMPED YOU, RIGHT?" "MAN, YOU CRAZY!" "YEAH." "WELL, IT WAS A NICE RIDE WHILE IT LASTED, HUH?" "YOU KNOW WHAT, UNCLE PHIL?" "I--I THINK I LOVED HER." "OH..." "BULL!" "YOU HARDLY EVEN KNEW HER." "HA HA!" "NO, UNCLE PHIL, I KNEW HER" "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?" "I KNEW HER." "YOU MIGHT HAVE KNOWN HER INTIMATELY," "BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW HER WELL." "FACE IT." "IT WAS THE LIFESTYLE YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH." "WELL, DOGGONE." "YOU TRYIN' TO SAY" "THAT THE ONLY REASON I LOVED HER" "WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS RICH AND LET ME SPONGE OFF OF HER?" "UH-HUH." "THEN I LOVE YOU, TOO, UNCLE PHIL." "OH." "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS DID THIS!" "WELL, WE'D MAKE IT." "WE WAITED AN HOUR AND A HALF." "WHAT'S A COUPLE MORE DAYS?" "WE SAVED SONNY THE SEAL FOR YOU." "REALLY?" "WHERE?" "Phil:" "HA HA HA HA!"