"Transcribed By:" "Homelessbrian." "Translation By: ?" "5 minutes before the game begins." "The gaki crew are still smiling." "Meeting place for punishment game: 24 Hour Tag" "It starts now?" "I'm Starting to feel down." "How does it look?" "See for yourself." "It's big!" "There's a large tarp on the floor." "It's almost 8:00." "Starting time?" "The starting time is 8:00" "Does it have to be so strict?" "What a huge place!" "what's the rules?" "Rules of '24 Hour Tag'" " Stay in the gym for 24 hours." " Tag Starts when taggers show up." " If you get caught you get punished." "What?" "Watch me squeeze my breasts the messenger (Matsumoto's manager) - come here." "That was the cue for him." "Good morning." "Watch me squeeze my breasts!" "Good morning." "Why do I have to get up so early for low life scum like you?" "24 hour tag will start shortly." "I have the instructions from Matsumoto-san for you." "So my words are his words." "Do as I say." "Hamada!" "Do you have an allergy to pollens?" "No." "I'm sorry." "" " You're not supposed to apologize." "you're..." "You may think being Naughty is your trademark." "You just have to do what Matsumoto-san tells you to do. " " OK." "Then we'll start it now." "Good luck." "SHOWTIME!" "Folded heavy paper" "You're gonna do it to all of us?" "2nd already!" "Dipper" "it had only just begun." "Kick Boxer" "He really terrified me." "Why me?" "What?" "What is..." "This must have hurt" "He put his shoes on." "That made it worse." "This is harder than I expected." "Are you okay?" "It's just three minutes in." "Thats hard for a starter" "I've got 3 in a row." "You've got all of it." "It hurts so much." "Can I go home?" "Just running is hard enough." "I'm already feeling queasy." "Yamazaki?" "I'm 32." "And you guys are 2.... 28" "You're the youngest." "you are?" "37" "Hamada-san?" "What the hell?" "What the hell is he doing?" "Watch me squeeze my breasts!" "I'm bringing you breakfast" "Matsumoto-san even feeds low life scums like you." "Isn't he a saint?" "Before you eat" "Let's thank him for feeding worthless shit like you." "You can eat after you do that" "Thank you very much" "Repeat after me." "Thank you so much" "for giving us bums." "Matsumoto-san." "Breakfast" "Why do I have to eat breakfast so nervously?" "They put on their shoes in case taggers show up." "We couldn't put our shoes off." "We didn't know when they would appear." "Give me a break!" "You overreacted." "Of course I would be surprised." "It's my lighter." "It hit this can." "I was surprised myself." "Don't do it again please." "It exhausted me very much." "Hey!" "They jumped to the sound of Hamada's Fart." "Tell us when you're going to fart before you do it." "My ass still hurts." "Bamboo Sword" "Cigarette let me put it down." "Why isn't it over?" "What are you doing?" "This is hard!" "I can't take this." "didn't you use me as a shield?" "Just your imagination." "Is it?" "But I really think you used me as..." "Endo as a shield. 9:00 AM " "I was thinking that if 3 of us run and on just stays here.." "he would be spared." "Checking up on the plan to escape by hiding behind kotatsu." "Maybe it'll work." "Just maybe." "They'll come after the ones who are moving." "It's human nature." "Just try it once." "Why me?" "Let's decide it with RPS." "scissors." "Watch me squeeze my breasts!" "I'm sick of it." "This is from Matsumoto-san" "He was worried about your piles." "I brought it this morning." "Matsumoto-san told me." "Isn't he a saint?" "Are you saying I should be a scapegoat?" "No we'll run." "so I can stay here." "Head butt" "No!" "Are you OK?" "You..." "You deserted me." "You deserted me." "It made a hollow sound." "Why did you run?" "We have to test the theory." "OK?" "I don't have the balls." "Hamada-san." "Let's work as a team." "I saw you run in the same direction leaving me behind." "The taggers appearance gives me a shock." "The big letters give me a shock again." "I get shocked again and again." "Can't help looking at the letters." "When I run I can only see their head." "Figure 4 leg hold" "Why?" "!" "Stay close to each other." "Which way?" "Give up!" "When I tried to run Hamada-san prevented me from running!" "Dirty Hamada prevents Tanaka from running" "Is there any way I can get away?" "OK?" "OK." "If it works we can take turns." "We can take a rest." "We'll run and distract the taggers." "Wait." "I shouldn't be the first." "What's the matter?" "the original plan was to test it with Yamazaki." "So shouldn't he be the one to hide?" "Then let's stick to the original plan." "Why did you run?" "So when they show up I hide like this?" "Yes." "That's a blind spot." "We'll distract them." "I think you should be the first one." "" " OK." "If you get busted it still will be a benefit to the rest of us." "Thank you." "wont you?" "" " No." "If I run again I'll say to myself. "Shame on you!"." "You lose nothing by doing that." "It's just my opinion." "So if you think Tanaka should do it... then I respect that." "I think Tanaka should do it." "I'm rather tall." "It's either Yamazaki or Tanaka you guys do the RPS and decide." "Why does it have to be that way?" "Because it has to be that way." "That's not right" "Just do it." "It's Tanaka then." "I'll give it a try" "Scorpion death lock" "Tanaka pumping his fists into the air" "Give up!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "I'm spared." "We've found the answer." "Thats so easy." "Hamada-san" "Will it work?" "no problem." "But doesn't the pretty dumb." "Obviously he wasn't looking at this area." "I went in a circle around here but he didn't notice." "So you can take a rest this time." "I should have done it first." "Futon flapper." "It works. --Yes." "Kick boxer." "He's busted!" "no." "A kick boxer!" "You're busted by the worst one." "That came as a surprise." "What happened?" "He found you the moment he came to this spot." "Noon (20 hours left)" "Watch me squeeze my breasts." "I brought you lunch." "Unless junks like you.." "get to eat every meal.." "like normal citizens." "It's all because of Matsumoto-san" "Just do the best you can not to drag him down." "All right." "Let's thank him before you eat." "Thank you for giving.." "you too." "Thank you for giving.." "us useless junks lunch.." "Matsumoto-san." "Thank you so much." "with a look of weariness." "They even jump at a small sound." "I can't do this." "You even jumped at the sound of Fukiwara's entrance" "Don't you ever learn!" "We couldn't help it." "We all moved if somebody moved." "Picture-story show" "Where are you taking him?" "Here comes a picture-story show guy!" "A picture-story guy in all black!" "Once upon a time there were..." "There's no picture at all." "he forced me to watch." "4 minuted later" "The end" "Running to avoid this seem idiotic." "You just exhausted yourself for nothing." "That's right." "Did you see that?" "Yes." "It's all black." "1:00 pm (19 hours left)" "If you can twist this I'll believe it." "They start to twist a spoon to kill time." "You can't twist a fork." "I've never seen anyone twisting a fork." "Candle" "He's so fast!" "Picture-story show" "3 minutes later" "...they lived happily ever after" "Head butt" "I didn't expect that." "Don't they have snacks for us?" "3:00 pm (17 hours left)" "I'm tired so something very sweet." "Pie" "Heipo." "What the?" "It's Heipo." "Get him!" "Get out!" "He spilled most of it when he came up." "He sucks." "He's trying to wreck the whole show." "He just left a mess." "He dropped it when that thing lifted him up." "Cut it out!" "You moved first." "Watch me squeeze my breasts." "Yeah." "I don't even have the energy to respond with harsh words." "snacks." "It's 3:00 pm." "what does '3:00 pm' remind you of?" "Snacks." "Don't give me that BS." "I'm sorry." "Here are 3:00 snacks for you." "And there is a game for you too." "It's the Game of Life." "You can have the kind of life you will never have." "000." "They have a good time with the Game of Life." "4:00 pm (16 hours left)" "Heipo" "He's denying the whole concept." "Get out!" "Don't come back again." "I have a baby boy" "They start to enjoy the game again" "What!" "Being boosted up by that thing was scary." "We've become very sensitive to sounds." "You don't need to make that sound when you enter how are you holding up?" "Hey!" "We're playing that" "I think I shouldn't let you play this anymore." "Why?" "Because I saw you enjoying this." "That's not gonna make a punishment." "I've just become a pro athlete strip all of your clothes." "What's the point?" "I don't like your attitude." "I might come here again." "You don't have to..." "Just remember that next time I'm not gonna be this nice." "in order of height." "I'm the first victim." "Do you understand?" "Please give it back to us." "Shut up." "No." "Leave the oxygen" "Who do you think you are speaking to?" "Who do you think I am!" "?" "Let go of me." "I have a back pain!" "Stop it you idiots" "What are you..." "Die!" "You really have a back pain?" "I'll be back." "Don't" "What's the matter with him?" "Cleaning up his mess." "It makes me blue." "We have to gather up all the bills." "He spilled tea." "4:50 pm (15 hours 10 minutes left)" "You screamed every time you heard the sound" "I can't get used to it." "Ass" "No." "Wait!" "What does it say?" "Ass" "It was soft." "But one kid's asshole touched my nose." "My shoulder is starting to hurt too." "What about your rib." "My rib is completely cracked." "You hardly looked like it" "You were enjoy this batsu game so much." "I didn't want to be a wet blanket" "Strike with an open palm" "This one is really dangerous." "Saver" "He's keeping him away." "Good job!" "Thanks" "Giant swing" "He's big!" "Ass" "Why?" "!" "I've taken it once." "It's enough." "Are you all right?" "Hamada-san?" "Are you OK?" "The last one was a disaster" "His hair hurt me." "His balls were on my face the whole time." "It rubbed your face?" "And hairs stung me" "I felt that tepid thing." "I don't like this any more than he does." "Who'd want to put their ass on your partner's face?" "6:00 pm (14 hours left) 10 hours have passed since the start of the game" "Unpredictability of the attack has wiped smiles off their faces." "we were." "False alarm." "Dipper" "That's not fair." "We can't be sure where they'll show up anymore." "Tagger sneaks in." "How did you notice this?" "I'm the first one." "Hamada notices him." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Strike with an open palm" "He's so... slow." "He's overweight." "This guy has low speed performance." "He can't make a sharp turn" "That was funny." "We can outrun him anytime." "I think we should watch different directions." "I agree." "They decide to watch 4 different directions" "What about me?" "That way." "not including the skeleton mark?" "About that way" "Watch me squeeze my breasts!" "Yeah." "Listen." "Matsumoto-san seems to be worried about your bodily well-being." "He arranged to get you a massage" "I don't think you deserve a message." "But it's not my decision to make." "Hamada." "Yes." "Do you have a stiff shoulder?" "No." "Do you have a stiff shoulder?" "No." "Good." "Isn't he a saint?" "Please come here." "A massager called by Matsumoto." "it's OK." "Is it stiff?" "Yes." "Very stiff." "Romero special" "You guys were keeping guard." "Heipo" "You wanna fight me?" "Are you OK?" "He didn't say a word." "What does he want?" "Watch me squeeze my breasts!" "Do it." "Matsumoto-san told me to bring this nice meal to you bums." "It's really nice." "Steak." "A special dinner by an excellent chef." "His tenderness will fill your body to the brim." "No." "Not yet!" "Did you forget." "Don't bother." "Not until you say it." "Thank you for giving us bums.." "such a nice dinner.." "Matsumoto-san Thank you so much." "Dinner time" "Table turning" "No!" "I had more than half of the steak left." "I always save the best for last." "What a mess!" "My cushion is okay." "My cushion is all right." "Watch me squeeze my breasts." "I might fall asleep." "Movie time" "Why do I have to watch this in here?" "This is a movie starring young Hamada." "In the movie Hamada is the leader of a gang called 'Tepputai'." "Hamada (28 at the time)" "You look so young." "1 hour and 40 minuted later" "Tepputai" "Who'd think they come from the screen?" "9:45 pm (10 hours 15 minutes left)" "About 10 hours left." "after all this." "Slapping for Yamazaki" "He's calling your name." "Why don't you stop?" "Okamoto Akihiko (Formerly the manager of Downtown)" "The cat had run away from him so soon." "Good bye." "Good bye." "Are you okay?" "My ribs." "Now my ribs hurt more." "He's calling your name." "" " He's only after me." "The letters said 'Slapping for Yamazaki'." "You are so jumpy." "So are you." "You were all getting up at once." "You triggered us to do it." "Liar!" "Watch me squeeze my breasts." "OK." "Matsumoto-san said it's about time You guys are hungry" "So this is a supper for you." "Instant Noodles" "You do it very methodically." "Smells good." "I can't believe this." "They have done a lousy job!" "Pig!" "Let's share this one." "Let's do RSP and decide who eats first." "I'm the first." "A fried bean curd... and you ate half of it." "And there goes another half." "The Soup tastes good." "You wanna stop?" "I can't stop half way. --You can't." "Don't you think that's more than your share?" "What are you doing?" "You spat into the cup." "I saw it." "It's just some onion." "I'm OK." "What's wrong with you!" "Why do you do that?" "I can't..." "I can't eat fast." "Don't rush me." "I didn't" "That's only what is left of it?" "You have to stop." "You have to stop when you dip the chopsticks into the soup." "You have to keep moving the chopsticks." "Why didn't you tell me?" "I'm going for a second helping." "I should not have drank the soup." "you shouldn't have." "Why didn't you tell me?" "I wouldn't have done it if you told me." "right?" "Is that OK?" "Yes." "If your lips touch the cup." "Are you sure?" "It's about continuity." "Your turn." "No." "It's over." "You stopped after you had dipped the chopsticks." "Why?" "I didn't stop." "I was going to drink the soup." "I couldn't care less about how much I have." "You can have it." "Even though I'm your senior..." "I don't have to think about the rules now." "It's only the soup." "Yes." "There's no noodle." "Why is this OK?" "He stopped." "Because he's twisting his arm around the cup." "It's called 'catch'." "Is this a 'catch'?" "Yes When you twist your arm around the cup like this. " " I see." "There's a little bit left." "That was a catch." "I'm full." "Bean curd was good." "Pitching machine" "Chinese noodle" "It's hot!" "As it becomes night.." "more and more exhausted." "someones obvious lie never fails to irritate the others." "What is is this time?" "What is it?" "I have a fever." "You have a fever?" "a ripped ear.." "right?" "Graduation certificate" "We've got away." "do you?" "You couldn't swing your arms so hard if you have." "It's a cracked rib." "You can't have any problems with your body if you can run like that." "when you are chased." "Stop it!" "You are too nervous" "You moved first" "Watch me squeeze my breasts --OK" "This is for you." "Take it." "Bun stuffed with pork" "Why only one?" "There are 4 of us." "I don't like this." "We can divide this equally by cutting along these lines on the bun." "We should take turns in the previous order." "Why?" "Doing RPS again is a waste of time." "We've got all the time in the world." "What's wrong with cutting along these lines?" "One might get more pork than the others." "Usually pork isn't at the center." "So that wouldn't be fair" "I get that." "Excuse me." "Watch that way while you eat." "You never know when they'll come." "I'll keep watch." "I guess that wouldn't be enough to make a grown man full." "We are full." "So here's a sausage from Matsumoto-san." "Why only one?" "Thanks." "Yet another present from Matsumoto: a sausage" "We can do it this time." "Only one again." "We can do it." "This is obvious." "We just divide it into 4." "wait." "not quite full." "It's like if you're full you can still eat a desert." "let's divide this into 4." "But it wouldn't make a clean cut." "Does it matter!" "?" "Let's just do it." "But the middle section is obviously thicker than..." "Than both the ends." "It tapers toward the ends." "What're you talking about?" "There isn't much difference." "Keep watch." "See?" "Not much difference." "No." "The one that takes the ends will get less than the others." "What?" "Then I'll take he ends." "I take the ends." "About this long." "How about that?" "right?" "So I take it." "About this long." "But that will be more than your share." "It doesn't matter if you're my senior." "then we split this into 2." "You guys eat it from the trimmed edge." "Don't forget to lave some for me about this much." "I got it." "I can do that." "That'll do." "That sounds fair enough." "Leave some for Hamada-san" "Don't eat all." "Why take it into your mouth?" "Why take all into your mouth?" "!" "I don't want it. --Wait." "We did as you told us to do." "You've taken it in your mouth." "I didn't know when to cut it." "Just hold it with your hand.." "and bit off your share." "Is that so hard to do?" "This end is a little slippery." "So I figured..." "Don't talk with it in your mouth!" "Just swallow it!" "Why did you say that?" "I thought it was rude." "Where's my share?" "You still got some left." "Bite it off." "Bite it off!" "you idiot!" "Bite it off!" "Don't!" "Why can't you just bite it off?" "Why?" "Why did you twist it off?" "I told you to bite if off." "Why twist it off?" "And you've eaten it all." "Nothing for me." "We made a deal!" "You leave me both the ends." "About this much." "Not in this shape though." "You had to leave this much." "I was trying to make sure..." "You are retarded." "I'm sorry." "It wont happen again." "What were you thinking?" "I'm so sorry." "Stick" "Where are you going?" "The bathroom." "Yamazaki going to the bathroom alone." "Pie" "Hey!" "Guys!" "What happened?" "I was in the bathroom." "And they were there." "the black devils." "3 of them." "They Were hiding behind the doors." "Had you finished peeing?" "they attacked me when I was peeing." "That is so freaky." "That's not fair." "Look at your face." "Almost unrecognizable." "I heard you cry." "When I turned..." "They attacked you when you turned around?" "3 black devils." "I didn't know what was happening at first." "This is hell." "Pure hell." "There is no safe place." "There are many of them." "you may think we seem to be energetic all of the time" "But intervals are sometimes 30 min and other times and hour." "We are on guard all the time." "Nervous and tense all the time." "How much do you think you had run total?" "Quite a lot isn't it?" "dozens." "That was.." "It caused a disruption of the balance among us." "I don't follow!" "Tell him." "I saw that coming though." "like who is a senior or junior." "we'd constantly suffered from fatigue and sleepiness." "You must have had a muscle ache by then." "I had." "It's past midnight." "They are so worn out that they all go completely silent." "Damn!" "Watch me squeeze my breast!" "Yeah" "What's that?" "It's a futon" "Watch me do it quick." "It's bed time" "Take a rest for tomorrow's game." "Are you sure?" "We can sleep?" "I was thinking it's about time." "lets say good night to Matsumoto-san ... good night." "Why did he do it twice to me?" "There's one bag for each." "This one is cruddy." "There's nothing we can do about it." "Let's take one." "That's not the same color." "Why did you leave that for me?" "Looks dirty." "only this one." "We didn't mean to..." "Then change it with yours." "It's late." "We have to sleep." "You've got a nice one." "Yours are elegant." "Watch mine." "Nice." "Will you trade?" "I really don't like this" "Change it with yours" "Yours is a bit smaller." "Why can't you do it?" "Let's sleep." "Good night." "It's small." "Bed time" "It feels stiff on a hard floor." "Middle-aged woman tagger coming in silently" "Look at her." "A monster." "Deep kiss" "This is molestation." "You went on sleeping after that." "She stuck her tongue down my throat." "I wanted to sleep that badly." "Kick boxer" "This really is a punishment" "That game me a shock" "Is this right?" "They can attack us on a futon?" "this is wrong." "they cant stop Hamada from sleeping." "Strike with an open palm" "I didn't even think about running." "They could do whatever they wanted" "2:00 am(6 hours left)" "How were we supposed to notice this?" "Volleyball machine" "He took it on the face about twice." "There were many of them." "I think they are breeding." "I haven't seen those shiny ones before." "Hamada notices a suspicious rope" "A rope" "He looks exactly like a chimp" "Look." "Totally chimp." "The chimp found a banana." "Slap" "They didn't have to come down from up above just to slap us." "They must be a new species" "I hadn't seen anyone like them in the daytime." "They are nocturnal." "Do you think they have 2 teams." "Hamada's expression was priceless." "He sometimes makes the face of a kid gorilla" "Yes he does." "Round eyes and all." "Watch the face of a kid gorilla." "Slap" "They slapped you with full force." "He hit me with the fist." "That's too much exaggeration." "are you OK?" "It hurts so much!" "Watch me squeeze my breasts!" "Ribbit." "Matsumoto-san..." "said he is gonna let you sleep." "His kindness is so fake." "It's a joke." "How dare you take it at face value!" "We just got up what do you expect?" "He really means it." "You can sleep now." "Can i really sleep now?" "They are finally let to sleep without fear of black devils." "3:00 am(5 hours left)" "A brief moment of piece" "But soon it will be morning." "The time when their worst nightmare becomes reality." "5:30 am(2 hours 30 minutes left)" "Wake-up time" "It's impossible to wake up so early after all that." "Dick slapping machine" "first thing in the morning." "It's morning." "I start my day with a dick slapping." "Dipper" "Watch me squeeze my breasts" "Watch me explode!" "It's wake-up time." "Morning" "You guys look completely beat" "Let's say good morning to Matsumoto-san." "What's the matter?" "Ready?" "Matsumoto-san" "Hamada." "Hamada --Yes." "Lets do it." "If you don't the others won't do it either." "Ready?" "Matsumoto-san..." "Guys!" "Hamada is saying it." "Why don't you do the same?" "One more time." "Matsumoto-san..." "Good morning." "Watch me explode gently." "I brought you breakfast" "Matsumoto-san told me... to bring you breakfast... so that you can start the day feeling fresh." "Help yourself." "He didn't have a beef about that?" " Breakfast time" "Looks delicious." "Gang" "Anything goes." "Getting dropped wasn't on the menu." "So cold." "Kick boxer." "Absolutely not!" "Kick in the butt at 7:00 am." "That's hard." "He's got 3 in a row." "Strike with an open palm" "There is only and hour left till the end of the game." "But they don't even about it with each other." "The fact that the end is now in sign doesn't seem to cheer them up." "Volleyball machine" "I'm scared!" "That must hurt." "Strike with on open palm." "This is outrageous." "Outrageous." "I would have stabbed him if this wasn't on camera." "The end is near." "Don't let your guard down till it's over." "Heipo." "You think you have a chance?" "He must have thought he could do the same as the others." "He's surprised every time he got jacked up." "I've never longed for 8:00 am this much in my entire life." "Isn't it about time we get used to that sound?" "Watch me squeeze my breasts!" "Got it." "Watch me squeeze my breasts!" "You're going to make it in a short time." "In about 3 minutes" "How was it?" "Just crazy." "Endo?" "Absolutely crazy." "Tanaka?" "Really hard." "Hamada --Yes?" "How about you?" "Words fail me." "Matsumoto-san made all these great experiences possible." "He's a magnificent man." "Let's do a 10-second countdown at the end." "It's been a nightmare." "What a punishment" "Meeting place?" "I can't get used to it." "It really scares me." "We can no longer be sure where they will come from." "a ripped ear.." "I don't want it." "Wait." "Let's do it" "From 10." "Ready?" "Folded heavy paper." "Gross!" "Creepy!" "they are gone." "Were we this close?" "but I ended up here." "It's over." "How many of them where there?" "I think there were at least 200 of them." "THE END." "Thank you very much." "How should we team up next time?" "For the next face-off." "I like 3 of us vs. Matsumoto-san." "Let's beat him next time." "It that what you want?" "Yes." "I think our teamwork was excellent." "We've built a bond." "I really love you guys." "Did you hear that?" "Yes." "You tell them." "I will." "Thank you." "Great work." "Thank you." "no." "Didn't they hear what I said?" "I guess not." "Especially 'bond'." "Hamada-san must have pushed the button." "It's over." "You did it." "That must have been so hard." "Yes." "Very much." "Just watching it was exhausting." "Good work so far." "But it's the part 1 of 5." "What the hell are you talking about?" "What do you mean it is 'part 1 of 5'?" "I heard it was." "No way that's the part 1 of 5." "... --Hell no!" "Enough is enough." "If we have to team up for the next face-off... it won't be like us 2 vs. those 3." "It will be us 4 vs. you." "Well..." "OK." "But I think Yamazaki will no longer be with us by next April." "You are going to leave the show?" "You are going to graduate the show?" "Graduate?" "I'm not going to graduate." "That will make 4 of us. 4 is more convenient for teaming up." "no." "It will be 4 of us vs. you." "If you need help you can have Heipo." "See how much he turned it off?" "He did turn it off didn't he?" "You wanna fight Downtown?" "Us 3 vs. Downtown?" "you like to team up with us don't you?" "After all that he's done to us." "That depends." "then it's going to be Downtown vs. Cocorico." "Depending on what we're going to do." "You take our challenge?" "Thanks for everything Yamazaki." "Thanks." "Thank you." "Come on." "We were just kidding." "Is that tears?"