"This is my samba" "The Portuguese samba" "It dreams of doing in Brazil" "All it couldn't do before" "It traveled on a winged dream It crossed the ocean swimming" "Before burying its fado At the foot of Corcovado" "A bed, a house, clean clothes" "And a woman to die for" "Money Lots of money" "And a life of charm" "FADO BLUES" "A film by" "But its dreams of happiness" "Finished in defeat" "Ten reais." "It's cheap." "Christ the Redeemer, 10 reais." "A photo, one photo for 10 reais." "Who wants one?" "You want one?" "Cheap, 10 reais." "Christ the Redeemer on a plate, 10 reais." "Cheap, very cheap." "Heads, 10 reais." "Tails free." "On the house." "Let's do it..." "Heads!" "Bad Luck!" "Bad luck!" "Over here is best." "Just a minute." "I'm ready now." "Closer." "Perfect." "Say samba." "SAMBA!" " Samba!" " Wonderful!" "This is my Brazilian samba" "To live without worries" "Sing, dance, enjoy No thoughts of tomorrow" "With a big dream" "To be someone special" "A very famous writer" "Of detective novels" "How do you want it?" "A medium shot?" "Give me a nice smile!" "That's it." "Great!" "That's it!" "Beautiful!" "But the road isn't easy" "Even a Brazilian can lose hope" "But Brazilians are also clever" "He who wins has to wait" "Crime Corner" "Even a samba can" "Can also turn into fado" "And a fado also can" "Can also learn to samba" "Wait For Your Turn." "Thank you." "Christ the Redeemer on a plate, 10 reais, in color and" "D." "A photo?" "Closer, closer." "More!" "That's it..." "Police." "Give me the camera." "The camera?" "!" "Careful!" "You'll ruin the film." "Careful." "Don't do that!" "Give me your money!" "Leave me 10 reais, ok?" "Watch out!" "Agatha Christie, Sherlock Holmes, they aren't bad writers." "But their crimes are a bit too Romanesque, don't you think?" "Now this one here..." "He's the all-time best." "The master of them all." "REIS!" "The king of crime!" "Reis really commits the crimes he writes about." "Not like Hammet and those other sissies." "Then you'll buy it?" "For you, only 15 reais." "Are you going to buy it or not?" " If you're not going to buy, out!" " What are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "Out!" "Out!" "Go away!" "Get lost!" "Jerk!" "He's wasting your time." "I don't suppose you're going to buy something, are you?" "Your business is a lost cause." "No one reads anymore." "Damn!" "Damn!" "What's wrong?" "Nothing except I came to Brazil to make money." "Now, not only am I not rich, but I'm poorer than when I arrived." "You're broke, Amadeu." "Totally broke." "Thank you for that edifying clarification." " Especially today, my birthday." " Amadeu, I'm sorry." "I forgot." "Happy birthday." "I'm 33 years old." "The same age as Jesus when he died." "What's that got to do with anything?" "You dream that one day you'll succeed in life, get married, wear clean clothes, have a beautiful wife." "Then you wake up and you have nothing and you don't believe that you'll ever have more." "Everyone knows that you don't come to Brazil to get rich." "New York, London, Hong Kong..." "but Brazil?" "You're in the wrong century!" "Amadeu, come here!" " What's the matter?" " It's time to go back." "To Portugal?" "As soon as I have enough money for the plane." "We're closed." "We're closed now!" "Closed, closed!" " Today is Brazil-China." " So?" " The odds are seven to one." " But you always pick losers!" "It's no fun betting on a winner." "We're closed!" "Closed!" "Go away!" "Get lost!" "Have you considered my business proposal?" "It won't work, Amadeu." "How can you write about crime if you've never committed one?" "I don't have to die to write about death, do I?" "How can you get rich without taking risks?" "You're obsessed with money." "There is more to life than money." "I knew I couldn't count on you." "You don't have any balls!" "I'll succeed." "With or without you." "Is 100 reais ok?" "Two hundred..." "Two hundred?" "!" "Wonderful." "Sweet smells..." "Sweet smells of Lisbon!" "Bet it on Brazil." "They're a sure bet." "If it's sure, it's not a bet!" "Sweet smells Sweet smells of Lisbon" "Thais." "One month already." "For you." "I hope you like it." "Leonardo..." "You're sweet." "But I don't think we should see each other anymore." "I've always gone out with men I don't like, so I don't risk falling in love." "But I'm starting to like you." "Thais, we've been together a month!" "We've been happy!" "That's it." "It won't work, you see?" "It's time for us to break up." "If you want, I can be violent, I can be mean, a bastard, a real son of a bitch!" "Now sit down." "Sit!" "It won't work." "It's over." "You have nothing to offer me, no money, no future... nothing!" "The best thing for me to do is leave." "Come back, you bitch!" "Out of the way!" "Out of the way!" "Amadeu!" "What happened?" "The cockroaches are driving me crazy!" "I don't see anything!" "Look, there's one!" "Fast-little devil!" "You're out of your mind, Amadeu!" "Fucking slum!" "Fuck!" "You need to burn your bridges before you go into battle." "It's not much money, but it will help!" "You really want to do this?" "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life here waiting." "You're right, Amadeu." "We have to make things happen." "Here, a book by Reis." "If we don't make things happen, who will do it for us?" "Aren't you going a bit overboard?" " Take this and tie me up!" " What?" "Tie me up like a real thief would." "Reis' rule number." "No detail is too small." "Not so tight!" " Is that ok?" " It's fine." "Now go." "Run, run, run!" "You'll see, it will all work out." "Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts." "The plane will be landing in Lisbon." "Sweet smells..." "sweet smells of Lisbon" "Help!" "Help!" "Will somebody help me!" "Life is a fado Made up of little things" "A heist here A heist there" "A dream yesterday One tomorrow" "Today is another day Tomorrow is already past" "Tired of waiting Living life at last" "Don't know where I'm going Don't even want to know" "Going straight ahead Living life at last" "Gone is the sad fado" "The fado of sadness" "Taken with a smile" "Life can be fun" "Hell is full Of promises" "Who promises you Paradise" "Don't live tomorrow" "What you can live today" "Even a samba can turn Into fado" "And a fado also can" "Can also learn To samba" "On my scooter in Brazil, when the gauge is on empty, you can still go 15 km." "In Portugal, empty means empty!" " What's up?" " Nothing." " Come on!" " Easy!" "How do you know when you've finished?" "Psychological smoking time." "Psychological smoking time?" "Get off." "It's my turn." " Are you ready?" " Go!" "When was the last time you spoke with your cousin?" "Six months ago." "Maybe more." " Does she know we're coming?" " It doesn't matter." "Leonor and I grew up together." "She'll jump with joy when she sees me." "Is she hot?" "Watch your language." "You're talking about my future wife." " You?" "Married?" " Yes." "Leonor was always crazy about me." "I just wasn't ready." "By the way, Leonor thinks I have a photo shop in Rio..." "Sure." "No problem." "And an apartment..." "In Copacabana, with a swimming pool?" "It's around the corner, on the right." "The prettiest house." "The last one there is a queer!" "Welcome home, my love!" "Watch what you're doing!" "This tree is full of figs." "Come on up." "Are you crazy?" "Let's go." "I'm never going to get this taste out of my mouth." "You're supposed to siphon the gas, not drink it." "Waiter!" " Two coffees, please." " And a glass of water." "And a decaf." "Waiter, two coffees." "I knew it!" "Portugal made it into the quarter finals." "He ignores me because I'm Brazilian." "He ignores you because he's Portuguese." "We left at the worst time." "The odds were 7 to 1." "I could have won a fortune." "Which one's the coffee?" "The coffee's for me." "Thanks." "Decaf's cancerigenic." "It'll kill you faster than coffee." "If I had bet on Portugal, it wouldn't matter." "I'd die rich." "I feel better already." "What are we going to do now?" " Here." " Who is it?" " Friend, family, a woman?" " It's Reis' address." "Reis?" "Who's Reis?" "You never pay attention to anything!" "Reis, the crime writer." "That Reis..." "You don't have any other plans, do you?" "Unless you know someone else you want to visit..." " Is it here?" " Yes." "Looks like the king of crime is down on his luck." "Wait!" "Wait!" "Is anyone home?" "Amadeu, Amadeu..." " Where are you going?" " To see the garden." " Careful..." " Reis won't mind." "I'm sure." "I just hope he doesn't shoot us before we can explain." "Look up there." "Amadeu, come here!" "You won't believe it." "Amadeu?" "Amadeu!" "You're taking a bath?" "Roses." "Funny, I didn't imagine Reis as a rose man." "What are you going to say to Reis when you meet him?" "I'll improvise." "To be honest," "I'd never even heard of Reis till you mentioned him." "That's Portugal for you." "You have to leave to become famous." "Or die." "Or both." "That's your problem." "You're still alive." "Amadeu..." "Get out." "Do you mind?" "Don't worry." "It's nothing I haven't seen before." "I blush very easily." "Give him the towel." "I suppose I should ask what you're doing here, but..." "You wouldn't believe us anyway." " Drop the gun or I'll slit his throat." " Let me go!" "I'm serious!" "Be careful!" "Go ahead." "Don't mind me..." "You're each crazier than the other." "Look..." "We need to speak with Reis urgently." "Maybe this wasn't the best way... but from what I've heard, Reis would appreciate our initiative." "Listen, forget you saw us." "I'll get dressed." "We'll leave." "We'll pretend none of this ever happened." " What about the heist, Amadeu?" " A heist?" "The heist?" "We wanted to talk with Reis about doing a heist." "A heist..." "I'll talk to Reis." "It might interest him." "I'd tell you to make yourselves at home  but you already have." "Leonardo..." "Leonardo!" "For sale or lease" "Good morning." "Good morning." " Is this still Salvador's butcher shop?" " Yes, it is." "Hello!" "Listen, Brazil is going to kill Bulgaria." "They'll never know what hit them, or my name isn't Mario." "Their defense is a total hole." "They may have the best offense in the championship, but they'll tie  or my name isn't Salvador!" " You wish!" "You want one?" " You really don't want one?" " No, I'm on a diet." "You, on a diet?" "I'll believe that when you lose weight." "When a man gets up in the morning, looks down and can't see his own dick, it's time for a diet." "Look." "Isn't that...?" "Ten years ago you would have had me down in no time flat!" " Salvador!" " Amadeu..." "The rascal is back!" "I want Brazil to go to the semi-finals, then to the finals, to play against Portugal." "I dream of a final spoken in Portuguese..." "Carlos, my usual medicine." "And for you?" "A decaf, please." "They tore down the house." "Urban improvement... so they say." "Leonor got married right after that." "She couldn't wait for you forever, could she?" "You were in Brazil getting rich." "It never would have worked between us." "It was a childhood dream." "But Antonio?" "How could she marry a guy like Antonio?" "I don't get it..." "Women like him." "What do women know about men?" "And we men?" "What do we know about women?" "I saw the sign at the shop." "It's time to sell." "I'm sorry." "I'm getting used to the idea." "I was talking about the money." "I would have given it to you if you'd asked." "You didn't have to steal it!" "I was afraid you'd say no." " But I'll pay you back." " Yes you will, and with interest." "Meeting with Reis at 2.30pm at Op Art" " Lia" "Amadeu?" "Why hasn't Reis shown up?" " Do you think he's changed his mind?" " That's it." "I won!" "This is an ace of spades." "You can't put an ace of spades on a knave of clubs." "Why not?" "Jesus!" "You even cheat playing alone." "I didn't cheat at all." "You are a lost cause." "Unbelievable!" "Excuse me..." "Reis?" "Reis?" " Aren't you Reis?" " No, I'm not." "I knew it." "It was too good to be true." "Call it a premonition, but I have a feeling we're going to pull off a heist with Reis." "What heist?" "I'm not going to do a heist with Reis." "What are you talking about?" "I just talked about a heist to meet Reis." "And to impress Lia." "We'll have to tell Reis the truth." "You're not going to tell Reis anything!" "Anything!" "We're not crime professionals." "Crime is an equal opportunity profession." "Anyone can do it." "Amadeu." "Call him off." "Eat him!" "Bite!" "Attack!" "Kill!" " That's not funny." " Amadeu!" "Amadeu!" "Leonardo!" "I was afraid I'd miss you." " It's yes." " What's yes?" "Reis." "For the heist." "He looked you over and he liked you." "He saw us?" "Where was he?" "We didn't see him." "He saw you and that's all that matters." "Here's the deal." "You chose the target and set it up." "If Reis likes it, he'll do it." "If he doesn't, he wont." "We need to meet him, talk to him." "We can't guess what he wants from us!" "That's your problem." "Is it yes or no?" " No!" " Yes!" "I'm glad we all agree!" "I can't believe we're going to meet Reis!" "Reis himself." "What's the problem?" "Something's wrong." "I can feel it." "I'll tell you what your problem is..." "You can't accept that my plan worked!" "You wanted your life to change." "Now it has." "So what's the problem?" "Your plan worked." "That's the problem." "Worry about the millions we're going to make." "Millions?" "Billions..." "Quadrillions..." "Quintillions..." "Sextillions..." "Did you see how beautiful Lia was today?" "I could do her." "But business first." "And then..." "We'll see who's able to make music with her." "Then go ahead..." "Help!" " I can't swim!" " Make music, make music..." "Amadeu?" "Amadeu!" "Where are you?" "Come on up." "Amadeu!" "Where are you, Amadeu?" "Lia was beautiful today." "Come here!" " Millions, trillions..." " Quadrillons." "What's it going to be?" "Bank?" "Casino?" "Armored car?" "I need to think!" "Just copy one from here." "We'll work out the details with Reis." " You're not going to eat that, are you?" " Leave it there." "I'm nervous." "And when I'm nervous, I eat." "What's this?" "And this?" "Put that down." "It's personal." "Give that to me!" " Spit it out!" " Inventions!" "When I get blocked, I invent things." "It clears my mind." " And this one?" "What is it?" " A machine." "A machine?" "Lawnmower, dishwasher, vacuum cleaner?" " Do you really want to know?" " Yes." "It's a vibrating lawn chair." "A masturbation machine." "It's just an intellectual exercise." "We all have our obsessions." "Try and think about the heist." "If you have time and a clear mind." "A vibrating masturbation machine..." "Portugal now has Its passport to the semi-finals on Its way to the world title, after beating France." "Who will play against Japan, the surprising team of the semi-finals?" "To find out the answer tune in..." "Already 320,000 km and still ready for more." "What's that?" "A special chorizo..." "for your dinner." "Hands off!" "You can't blame a man for trying." "You've got a target?" "We're just fine-tuning the details." "So you haven't found the target yet, have you?" "No." "Have you known Reis long?" "Why did you chose Reis?" "I know all his books by heart." ""Dias' Revenge", "Dias Dies Twice"," ""Dias In Trouble", "Alentejo Son", " The Woman in High Heels"," ""The Shadow Man", author's edition, 100 copies." "His first book." "Reis has always been my master." "To know everything, really everything, that's going on with Portugal's team, tune in here, everyday, every hour, for World Cup News." "Fake Art Exhibit" " What are we doing here?" " We need a target, don't we?" " Here it is." " What?" "Our target." "What do you see?" "A bottle of milk..." "Cold, you missed." " It's not a bottle of milk?" " No." "It's a fake bottle of milk." "FAKE ART PASTEURIZED" "The painting is fake?" "The bottle of milk is fake, because it's a painting." "The painting is real because it was made by a painter." "And the painting is mine because I stole it." "You're delirious." "Do you have a fever?" "I'm fine." "I've never felt better in my whole life." "Take a photo." "Can't you read?" "But they're all taking photos!" "Of each other." "Not of the works of art." "Take my picture." "Say "Samba"!" ""Whiskey"." "And now "Salvador"." "Lia!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "I know you won't believe me, but I'm going to marry you." " Marry me!" "?" " I've never been so serious." "I'm going to marry you." "If the problem is another man, I'll win you over." "If it's another woman, I'll help you to change." " And if you still..." " And if I don't want to get married?" "All I need to do is convince you." "I know." "Three challenges." "Like in the days of knights and princesses." "Three challenges." "If I do them, you'll marry me." "At least say something!" "Are you coming or not?" " Finish it." " Are you sure?" "I'm sure." "The painting was stolen from a house in Estoril." "Pop Art." "Or whatever they called it." "We tried to sell it, but no one would buy it." "Portugal hadn't made it into the 20th century yet." "You see?" "That's the danger in dieting." "The more you try not to think about food, the more you do." "Like sex." "You still remember?" "What happened to the painting after that?" "Your aunt Assuncao never liked it." "She said it was bad luck." "One day, I came home and the painting was gone." "I never laid eyes on it again..." "until I saw the photo in the paper." "How did the painting end up in the museum?" "I don't know and I don't care." "What I want to know is how to get it out of there." "It's worth over 100,000 Euros." "Well, Lia, did you decide?" "Three challenges, Lia." "Any three." " You're stubborn." " Persistence is part of my charm." "Put them down over there." "What's inside?" "Guns?" "Dynamite?" " You have too much imagination." " Wait!" "Wait!" "Leonardo, we can't keep up this game of cat and mouse." "You want to sleep with me?" "Is that it?" "No, no, no..." "I mean, yes, a little  a lot!" "You can make love with me, but only once." "Only once?" " Did you sleep well, my love?" " Like a baby, darling." "Lia?" " Get up." "We got our target." " What are you talking about?" "While you were playing "hanky-panky", I was out working." "How do we know that the painting is real?" "Because of "Fake Art"." "It's Salvador's writing." "When they couldn't sell the painting, they were afraid the police would catch them." "So they painted that over." "Even if we do steal the painting, what are we going to do with it?" "Since the painter died, his paintings are worth a lot of money." "It's worth 100,000 euros guaranteed." "It's not a fortune, but it's a good start." "I'm pretty sure Reis will love it." "Reis might not like the idea of working with strangers." "Strangers?" "What are you talking about?" "We're the strangers." "We've never even met Reis." "I only said he might not like it." "Are you going to continue like this all day?" "You're getting on my nerves." "What about you?" "I've had it up to here with your cautiousness." "Your cigarette wasn't even lit and you stub it out." "You drink decaf to avoid cancer." "You look three times before crossing the street." "And you don't eat fish, in case you choke on a bone." "Don't worry..." "Lia's not my type of woman." "What do you want?" "I believe this is for you." " "First challenge..."" " Give me that!" "Where did you get it?" "Give it to me!" "Where can I get a black orchid?" "Black orchids don't exist, you fool!" " People actually buy this stuff?" " Some people buy anything." "Or believe anything?" " How did you find me?" " I asked around." "I thought Reis might be hiding somewhere here." "Look around all you like." "Under the table, inside the cupboard..." "I just came to tell you that we've got the target." "Already?" "You'd be surprised what I can do when I get going..." "Is that a proposition?" "Someone would be very upset if he knew I was here with you." " Anyone I know?" " He's not a bad guy." "A little crazy." "But no one is perfect." "I'm a bit surprised by you." "You don't seem like a femme fatale." "And what's a femme fatale like?" "Terribly dangerous." "Wearing high heels..." "This afternoon." "We'll be at the house." "You set it up with Reis." " You must be Bruno." " Mario told me that you needed me." "I'm Salvador." "That's Amadeu." " Whiskey?" " I don't drink." "Who's the girl?" "A friend of Reis'." "I don't work with women." "Women on a heist are unlucky, like women on a boat." "You don't drink." "You don't work with women." "What else don't you like?" "I don't like dogs." "And I don't like old men." "You don't like old men?" "We'll see who's old." "One bullet." "One shot." "Let's stop all this before someone gets hurt." "Everything is off." "Reis bailed out." "The Portuguese way." "If Reis doesn't want to, that's his business." "We can't force him." "He should have thought of that before we started." "We've got a target and a gang." "We can't stop now." "Maybe if he saw more of a plan, he'd change his mind." "Good idea!" "We can work something out on our own." "What do you think?" " I don't drink." " No?" "A guy I work out with at the gym has a security company." "Maybe he can get me inside the museum." "That's a good idea." "I like that." "I'm a bit rusty." "But I'm still up for the job." "Amadeu, what do you think?" "It's not a good idea." "Not at all." "But I'll do it!" "What got into you?" "Challenging that idiot like that?" "This gun hasn't been used in over 30 years." "The powder in the bullets is too old to fire." "Did you see his face when you gave him the gun?" "He almost shit on himself." "The guy who will bury me hasn't been born yet." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Maybe it would be better if you stayed "retired"?" "If I lose the shop, I'll have to do something to keep busy, won't I?" "Salvador, you're forgetting your gun." "That old thing?" "You keep it." "Rule Number 1." "Keep this window closed at all times." "To start the alarm, you press this button "on"." "But the system works badly." "It rings when it shouldn't and doesn't ring when it should." "It drives me crazy." "I don't know why they want an alarm." "Who would steal that junk?" " If the alarm rings, what do I do?" " It's simple." "This button will flash from red to green." "Red to green." "When it's red, you press here and it stops." "Want to try?" "You see?" "Red, green, red, green." "All you need to know is the difference between red and green." "Green." "Red." "Red." "Now that you got it, let's go." "PROPOSAL FOR A HEIST" "I can't work like this, Amadeu." "What's taking so long?" "Write it up and we'll give it to Lia." "Reis is a famous writer." "I have to impress him." " It's all a question of literature." " Quit stalling and get on with it." "Walk across the room." "Go on, Amadeu!" "Like this?" "Now tell me what you are doing." " I'm walking across the room." " No." "You're deambulating across the room, suspiciously eyeing your friend Leonardo." "You're a lost cause." "I'm gone." "Pardon me." "I'm departing to an uncertain destination." "He who laughs last, laughs best." "You'll thank me when Reis accepts." "You'll thank me!" "Shouted hysterically the famous writer, Leonardo..." "Fake Art." "Damn cans..." "Got a light, pussycat?" "When I said "only once", I meant it." " But that was before..." " Before what?" "What do you mean?" "Lia, you know..." "Before." "Did you like the orchid?" "You cheated." ""To be" and "to look like" are not the same thing." "Imagination also counts." "Don't think you've won." "There are still two more challenges." ""Second challenge..."" "At 3.17pm  patrol car." " Where are you going?" " My shift's over." "Wait, Lia!" "Wait!" "Don't bite the man." "Nice dog!" "Go away!" "Lia!" "Bruno!" "Bruno!" "Over here!" "Let's run over the complete quarter-final results:" "Portugal-France 2-0." "Japan, the big surprise..." " Never call me by my name." " Why not?" "It's not professional!" "If I called you by another name, you wouldn't answer." "When I tailed people for a detective agency, that's the kind of error that was fatal." "Is that why you lost your job?" "No." "I was tailing a brunette and I thought she was a blonde." " I'm color blind." " So was my father." "But he had a system to get around it." "I'll tell you about it one day." "I hope that no one from the gym sees me." " Thursday is my best day." " It won't matter soon." "Until then, it's nice to have money coming in." "Belarmino could have been a great boxer." "He was." "Knocked me out in the fourth round." "You used to box?" "When I was young." "Third Round." "He knocked you out in the third round." "End of the third." "Right at the bell." "Look at my great hook." "Wait." "Try like this." "Left, left, right, hook." "Left, left, right... hook!" " My left is awesome, isn't it?" " It's getting better." "But not much." "Easy!" " Here, have a sip." " I don't drink!" "It will loosen you up." "That's enough." "Let's get back to work." "We're not on vacation." "You want a cracked rib?" "!" "So if red is black and green is red, when I see green it's..." "Black..." "It's simple." "Too complicated." "Look... that means that red is black." "Are you calling me black?" "Didn't you say that black was red?" "I told you I don't drink." "I never drink!" "Don't touch me!" "Then you're red, aren't you?" "Not red..." "I'm black." "Black..." "Leonardo!" "Leonardo!" "I'm over here." "Amadeu, I want to ask you something." "Shoot." "Do you think I'm ugly?" " Why do you want to know?" " Would you go out with me?" "Not even if you were painted black." "Women don't want anything to do with me." "Let me take a look..." "I don't see anything seriously wrong." "I promised Lia I'd do something and I can't do it." "Why can't you choose another woman..." "a normal woman?" "I'll tell her that I can't do it, she'll understand." "You really don't know women at all." "Do you think she's interested in someone else?" "Of course." "Me!" "Don't joke, Amadeu!" "Now I'm feeling worse than you." "You have to do something!" "You can count on me." " Can I really?" " Of course you can!" ""Second challenge..."" "This isn't a challenge, it's a death sentence!" "Sleep!" "Sleep!" "Your eyes are closing." "You're falling into a deep sleep." "Sleep!" "Sleep!" " This is your idea?" " No." "Do you think that's going to make them sleep?" "But this  will." "Right before closing time, we'll toss them more tranquilizers." "With what they already had, they'll keel over." "They'll be really sleepy." "Wait a minute, sleepy or asleep?" "It's the same thing!" "Not for the one who's in there with them!" "Remember." "For Lia, this photo was taken at the zoo  with a real lion!" "To me, anyone will do." "What do you think, Lia?" "The brush strokes are better on this one." "But I prefer this one." "It has the same energy as the original." "They all look the same to me." "A milk bottle is a milk bottle." "It seems we all agree." "It's this one." "That's fine." "I'd like to have Reis' opinion though." "You're right." "Reis has the final word." "Better start thinking about your wedding dress." "The teams are entering the field..." "Are we playing or not?" "I double the stakes." "Four." "There Is a change In Portugal's players..." "Two." "Four." "Call..." "Me too." "Lend me 3 sugar cubes." "It's only three!" " You already owe me 12." " Just 3." "So you can lose them again?" "Are you in or out?" "Look, it's Lia!" "That's it, I'm out!" "Unbelievable!" "Just when I had a flush!" "Give me a beer!" " They should already be here." " Last minute preparations." "More like last minute complications." "It's nice doing a heist with a woman." "You think so?" "Why?" "For one, we swear less." "And we waste less time talking about sex." "That doesn't mean we spend less time thinking about it." "Why are you looking at me?" "I told you women on a heist are unlucky." "And Reis?" "Where is he?" "He couldn't come." "Last minute complications." "Don't you think it's time to stop this game?" "From the beginning, you've been fucking with us." "Probably with Reis too, but that's not my problem." "Mine is that I've had enough." "Enough!" " Amadeu!" "Wait..." " Go on." "Defend her!" "You've already had yours, haven't you?" "But I want an explanation." "Admit that you don't even know Reis." "Amadeu!" " Remove your hand." " Easy!" "Wake up." "You have visitors." "Lia?" "It's me, dad." "Reis..." "PROPOSAL FOR A HEIST" "It's good." "Really good." "Well-written." "It needs some fine tuning, but it could work." "But don't count on me." "When else will you have the chance to work with your hero, Dias?" "That's true." "They look alike." "It's a rare book." "The first book I ever wrote." "Only 100 copies." "Does that mean you'll work with us?" "If you'd asked me that a while ago, I'd have said yes." "Without hesitating." "But now it's too late." "You're not coming with us?" "Radio Sport!" "Who won yesterday?" "My radio's batteries gave out in the middle of the game." "Portugal." "Three to one." "I won my bet." "You owe me a kiss." "... Portugal beat Spain 3-1." "Dad spends his life betting." "For anything and everything." " And if we bet on it?" " On what?" " The heist." " That's not a good idea." "Heads, you work with us." "Tails, there is no heist." " I think tails is better." " Heads." " Try tails!" " Heads." "Are we on?" "We're on." "Heads!" "Who'd have thought that I'd work with Dias?" "Thank you, Amadeu." "Heads!" "It was fate." "Sometimes you have to take fate into your own hands." "Heads!" "Heads again?" "!" "I'd like for you to read it." "To sum it all up:" "Bruno turns off the alarms and the security cameras." "Leonardo enters through the window, then opens the door." "Wouldn't it be better if Bruno opened the door as he's on duty?" "Bruno has to be seen leaving and drinking a beer at the corner bar, so no one can tie him to the heist." " I don't drink." "Then Lia and I exchange the painting," "Reis and Leonardo do the safe and Amadeu is on lookout..." "No." "Dias goes with Leonardo and Salvador stays on lookout." "Check it out, Bruno." "Why break into the safe?" "Bruno says there's nothing in it." "A diversion." "So they don't know what we're really after." "Details are vital." "We're professionals." "Not force." "Not violence." "Intelligence." "Any questions?" "One." "When?" "Saturday night." "In three days?" "Impossible." "It's the World Cup Final." "That's why I chose it." "Everyone will be watching the game." "Everyone except us..." "Amadeu." "Lia." "I need to speak with both of you." "I'm the one who needs to speak with you." "I want to apologize." "Why didn't you tell us the truth?" " The truth?" " Yes." "If I'd told you the truth, would you have done it?" "Your lies forced us to do things on our own." "Nothing or no one can stop us now." "No one?" "Nothing." "We're too alike." "I wanted to." "You wanted to." "It's sort of like we did, isn't it?" "Portugal World Champion?" "The Whole Country in Suspense" "Are you coming?" "Shall we go?" "No." "Go on ahead." "I'll see if Lia is ready." "Portugal will play with three strikers." "Do you believe It?" "Three strikers!" "Wouldn't tennis shoes be better?" "This isn't the best time, but I  I want to give you this." "Don't open it now." "Here." "From Bruno." "Our Lady of Fatima?" "Why?" "He thinks it's bad luck to pull off a heist on the 13th." "But today's Saturday, the 13th." "Not Friday the 13th." "You try and tell him that..." "or anything at all." "Are you ok?" "Great!" "Can you believe my luck?" "The last shift on the day of the game." "I'll be in the bar." "If you hurry, you can catch the second half." "Save me a seat in the front row." "Are we going or not?" " What's wrong with everyone today?" " Step on it!" "Portugal!" "Portugal!" "Blinds." "Window." "Intelligence, not violence." "Intelligence, not violence." "Monitor 1, off." "Monitor 2, off." "Monitor 3, off." "Central Monitor, off." "Alarm, off." "That's a yellow card!" "The Portuguese are down by 2." "They look like amateurs." "What are you doing here?" "I'm the one on duty!" "It's great for watching the game." "Wide screen, Dolby surround." "And no wife to bother me." "Here." "Sit down." "No one will ever know we were here." "You're with the boss!" "Come on!" "I don't drink." "Drink one for luck!" " I can't believe it, they're so bad!" " How much time is left?" "Half an hour." "I can't do it!" "It's too late to back out now." "What will I tell the others?" "Portugal Is losing 2-0 and Is down to 10 players." "It's always the same with the Portuguese." "They can't get one right!" "He goes to score..." "He misses!" "Take that guy out!" "Back it up!" "Back it up!" "...10 million Portuguese watching..." "Put down that radio and come help me." "I still believe." "We all must believe." "We'll make the last half hour hell." "Amadeu, help me." "It's like the players are listening to me." "Go Portugal!" "Portugal attacks." "I saw the real estate agent today." "A hamburger joint wants to take over my shop." "Hamburgers, imagine!" "Hamburgers!" " I'll be back soon." " Where are you going?" "Out!" "The game's making me nervous." "This guy sucks!" "I told them the 13th was unlucky, didn't I?" "We believe, I still believe, the players also believe in a miracle." "Where's Reis?" "What are you doing here?" "I told you the 13th was unlucky." "Tino's here watching the game." "Tino?" "Who's Tino?" " How much time left in the game?" " About 30 minutes." "Is that enough?" "It'll be tight." " We'll have to work fast." " Damn!" "I forgot Leonardo." "What's going on?" "Wasn't I supposed to open the door?" "Penalty." "Sucker!" " Who's shouting?" " Tino." "Who's Tino?" "If something's going to go wrong, better it go wrong in the beginning." " We're not here to talk, are we?" " Let's go." "Fast and professional." " The safe." " The safe." "Just one play from beginning to end." "Just one!" "Look at that!" "Play the ball!" "We're still down by 2!" "Oh, really." "That's great." "Great?" "!" "Great!" "Right on!" "It's now Portugal's game." "Where are you, Brazil?" " Picklock!" " What?" "Picklock!" "This." " Drill!" " Droll?" "Drill!" "This!" "Perfect!" "You knew how I feel about Lia, but you couldn't stop yourself!" "That's a great dribble!" "Great!" "Go with it." "Take it." "It's ours!" "Take it." "Cross it!" "Cross it." "Go, go!" "Goaaaaal!" " This deserves a beer." " Wait!" "I'll go get it!" "Don't touch me!" "I'll go!" "Goal!" "Bring me some milk." "Get me milk!" "Milk!" " Someone's coming!" " Bring me milk!" "Damn cans!" "It's the same thing every day!" "Goaaal!" "It's a goal!" "Leonardo!" "Leonardo!" "Sometimes you're even more stupid than you look." "It's you Lia wants, not me!" "How do you know?" "Some things you know  in here!" "Let's go..." "Salvador, we've got to go!" "Presentation is everything in business." "Put cutlets next to a roast and they'll never sell." "Lets' go." "They're scared now." "That's what it is." " We're out of beer..." " I'll go get them." "Why's the ref finishing the game?" "!" "What about injury time?" "Bring three." "We're going into overtime." "One, two, three..." " Wait a minute." " What is it?" "Confidential?" "Open it, open it." "Who would keep the combination inside the safe?" "This one is ok." "What's this?" "Come on..." "Red, green..." "Red!" "Damn!" "My hat!" "Just when overtime is beginning..." " What are you doing?" " I didn't do anything." "What's going on?" "Turn it off." "Push!" "Push!" "What's that?" "Amadeu!" "Leonardo." "Go, go, go..." "Red, green, green, red!" " Where is Tino?" " He's down there." "Knocked out!" "Give me back Our Lady of Fatima." "...He shoots..." "Goal!" "GOAL!" "We're the best in the world!" "We won!" "I can't believe that Brazil lost..." "Put me down." "The stadium Is going crazy!" "Portugal Is World Champion!" " You can't leave me like this." " Like what?" "You have to punch me." " Punch you?" " Yes, punch me." "Here!" "You call that a punch?" "Come on, harder!" "It's total madness!" "Amadeu!" "Where are Bruno and Leonardo?" "Champions!" "Champions!" " What about Leonardo?" " Lia, this isn't the time to be heroic." " And you?" " Me?" "Go with them!" "Don't wait for us!" "Go on." "Harder!" "Harder." "Harder!" "Like that, only a little more..." "It's a miracle!" "Portugal Is World Champion!" "Go, 320,000km and you never let Salvador down." "Go, you big piece of junk!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Come on, come on." " Start!" " Calm down!" " It won't start!" "Damn it!" " Damn, Amadeu!" "Wait, I'll open it." "Open up!" "Open up!" "The police are outside." "They know everything." "They're waiting for you." " I got you." " It's not funny." "It wasn't fun to spend the night at the police station." "What about Amadeu and Leonardo?" "They weren't at the station." "They must be somewhere." "Do you want a drink?" "I don't drink." "When will you understand that?" "Are you going to tell us what really happened?" "The police think Tino and I made the intruders up to hide that we were watching the game in the director's office." "What about the alarm?" "They think we set it off to celebrate Portugal's victory." "Even if we'd robbed the Presidential Palace, they wouldn't have noticed." "I told you that Our Lady of Fatima would protect us." "Portugal!" "Portugal!" "Portugal!" "So Lia..." " Are you ready to marry me?" " And the third challenge?" " It's as good as done." " Impossible." "When two great minds like ours come together, nothing is impossible!" "You're not God." "You can't make me fly." "Listen to her, Amadeu." "We may not be God..." " But Lia's going to fly." " Going to fly." "Does that mean I have to marry both of you?" " Of course not!" " Yes!" " No!" " Yes!" "No, no, Amadeu...!" "I'm glad we all agree!" "Reis, how long do we have to wait for the money?" "Long enough until everyone has forgotten." "Too late to save my butcher shop." "Amadeu, are you going back to Brazil?" "I'll stick around." "Invest my winnings..." "In the butcher shop, if that's ok with you?" "I don't believe it!" "A thousand euros says you don't last out the month." " I'll double that!" " You will lose." "Now that I've started winning, betting isn't fun anymore." "Reis, why are you looking at me?" "Is something wrong?" "I was just wondering how I'll write you all in the book..." "Me, I want thinner!" "Let's put this away." "So Reis, how does the book end?" "Today is another day Tomorrow is already past" "Tired of waiting Living life at last" "Don't know where I'm going Don't even want to know" "Going straight ahead Living life at last" "Gone is the sad fado" "The fado of sadness" "Taken with a smile" "Life can be fun" "Hell is full Of promises" "Who promises you Paradise?" "Don't live tomorrow" "What you can live today" "Even a samba can turn Into fado" "And a fado also can" "Can also learn To samba" "Fado isn't destiny From which you can not flee" "Cheat it by making fun Of the sorrow that you feel" "Life goes by quickly Leaving behind the past" "It runs right by you Pulling us in its path" "Gone is the sad fado" "The fado of sadness" "Time never forgives" "Those who let it go by" "Hell is full Of promises" "Who promises you Paradise" "Don't live tomorrow" "What you can live today" "Are you coming or not?" "Who would keep the combination inside the safe?" "That's really Portuguese." "The End" "Cut!" "Check the gate!"