"Lissin!" "Wake up, man!" "I wet myself and need a bath." "Lissin." "Wake up, man." "I wet myself," "I need a bath." "Let me sleep, man." "Lissin!" "Lissin!" "Stop with the bullshit!" "Who forced you to stay out late?" "You know you have to bathe me every day and I need one now." "Lissin!" "Stop being an idiot!" "Lissin!" "Wake up!" "I need you to wake up." "I need a bath, slacker!" "Who forced you to stay out late?" "It's the same thing every day." "Let me sleep." "You never let me sleep." "C'mon, you idiot." "I need to take a bath." "You know it's your responsibility to give me a bath." "Lissin, will you hold my feet?" "Lissin, come help me!" " Done?" " Yes." "Negra!" "Negra!" "Are you asleep?" "Very asleep?" "Can I buy a minute?" " Shh, someone is sleeping." " Sorry." "I'm sorry." " What's the number?" " 311... 526..." " 526..." " 05... 05... 08." "Hold on a minute, please." "Hello Missy." "This is how we'll do it." "If you don't want me just let me know." "Apart from my wife," "I have lots of other women to call." "So if you're not up to it then that's it." "Oh, I have many in line!" "Let me rephrase." "My heart is big enough to give to all the women in my phone book." "You're the one who'll be losing, if you don't appreciate this." "Exactly!" "If you don't appreciate it you're out." "You think I don't have anyone else to ask?" "Hello?" "Wrong number This is a public phone." "I sell minutes." "No, wrong number." "Ramón doesn't live here." "Don't know, bro." "Ask a fortune teller." "You got to find out..." "Find out where he lives." "He's gone from here." "Okay then." "I'll tell him if I see him." "Bye then." "Minutes, please!" "Lissin!" "Lissin, wake up!" "They're knocking at the door." "Lissin!" "Lissin, wake up!" "The door!" "Come on!" "Go open." "You go, bro!" " What do you mean you go?" " Yeah, you go!" "You're cheating." "You're using both hands." "I'm going to use both too." "Get that extra hand off." "Easy, easy..." " You're a cheater!" " I win!" "Using two hands, but you're not stronger than your dad." "You big cheat." "See?" "You are cheating!" "C'mon!" " I need to put this on." " I know, darling." "Help me get up." "Hold on..." "My feet." "It's okay now." "You wash my foot underneath?" "This chair is getting moldy." "We'll buy a new one as soon as the money arrives..." " Lissin is going to wake up." " He's asleep." "Minutes please." "Lissin is going to wake up." " Minutes please!" " Coming!" " Where is the phone?" " On the bed." "Lissin!" "Lissin!" "Get up!" "Get up and help your father!" "So did you get a job?" "How come you never get anything?" "You can't get any good ones without a military card." "Just bad paying jobs." "Just 15,000 pesos." "You have to pay the bus fare there and back." "That leaves you with nothing." "You have to do something, man." "Times are hard." " Good afternoon." " Hi there." "My name is Ramiro Giraldo." "Can I come in for a moment?" "What do you have there?" "Excellent products to cure all kind of diseases." " Are they any good or just crap?" " Yes, Sir." "I'd like to share with you some testimonies of people who I've been able to help." " Then come on in." " Thank you." "Nice to meet you." "What's your name?" "Porfirio Ramírez." "So Porfirio, why are you in a wheelchair?" "A policeman shot me in the spinal column." " Did they get the bullet out?" " Yes, it's out." "Okay then." "Let me show you testimonies." "This man was abandoned by doctors." "His whole body was infected with cancer and HIV." "He couldn't eat, or go to the bathroom." "We started giving him the products and he started getting better." "See how he was able to sit up?" "This is his recovery after 20 days." "Here you can see the products he was taking." "The tissue is good." "The joints are working." "You can move." "Half the spinal cord is good." "If you take the products for a year, your recovery is guaranteed." "The program costs just 800,000 pesos." "What do you think?" "Sounds good, but I can't afford it." "Don't you have anyone close that could help you?" "No, they're all poor, washed up." "No one to count on." "I tell you..." "Kill your fear and steal people's trust." "It's for your health." "I brought a gift sample." "Would you like it?" "Sure, if it's free!" "Here's my card." "Lissin!" "Luigi!" "Come here, boy!" "Come here!" "Come!" "Come here." "Here, boy!" "Closer, boy!" "Luigi!" "Come here, boy." "Here." "Quiet!" "You're the only one who hasn't betrayed me." "All the others have." "Your hair is getting all gray just like mine." "Come up here." "Up here, boy." "Up here!" "Lissin!" "Lissin!" "Lissin!" "Lissin!" "I was standing out there for two hours!" "The mosquitoes were eating me, man!" "The doctor said an hour at least." "But I need to rest, man!" "Bring me the cellphone." "One moment." "Turn off the TV so I can take the call." "Hello." "Wrong number, madam." "This is a pay phone." "I sell minutes." "This is a pay phone." "I sell minutes." "I can't give any information." "It's a pay phone." "A lot of people make calls from here." "Yes, madam, you've got the wrong number." "Take care." "Good morning." "Amalia?" "Hi Amalia, this is Porfirio Ramírez." "It's about the lawsuit." "Can you put me through to Counselor Alberto?" "How come he is not there?" "He was expecting this call!" "Amalia, I want..." "I want to know where we are regarding the indemnity payment." "Where is my money?" "It seems I'm going to lose it." "But it's always the same story, when I call him, he disappears." "I want to know what's going on." "Is he really working on it or is he playing me for a fool?" "Okay, Amalia" "Please have him call me when he arrives." "I'm eager to find out how this is going." "Thank you kindly, Amalia." "Take care." "Lissin!" "Leave the chair alone, man!" "If you break it you can't pay for a new one!" "Have some respect for what's not yours." "Bye, old man." " Where are you going?" " To work." " Where?" " To work." "Lissin!" "Don't leave me alone!" "Jasbleidy?" "Jasbleidy!" "Jasbleidy!" "Would you help me come in?" " Did you wash your hands?" " They're clean." " Why are you crying?" " I love you." "I give thanks to God and the Virgin, for they placed her here below." "Since the day that I first saw you, my dreams are a golden glow." "My soul has found its true queen and that's why I need you so." "Did you like it?" "Yes." "I have more." "Sing." "Jasbleidy, you see me here standing." "It was the wind that carried me." "And I have no plans for going 'til your kiss I do receive." "But if you say you won't give it then so far away I'll leave." "I have more." "Sing." "Jasbleidy, do you know how many slots a zinc tile has?" "No." "You've been with me so long and you haven't counted them?" "How many?" "It has eleven slots." "There are four beams." "Eight zinc tiles." "And twenty-two air vents." "Seven in the back, six in the front." "Nine on the side." "In the countryside, people don't work at night." "Here you have to." "Not there." "Come in." " Excuse me, Mr. Porfirio." " Hi there." "I need to make an urgent call." " Can I have a minute?" " Sure, go ahead." "Lorena?" "Where are you?" "Where?" "Oh!" "So you are having fun while I have to take care of the boy." "The responsibility is not mine, it's yours." "This evil pain reaching within me." "I've never killed but I need to learn how." "To wipe out the bad you've done me." "If I become a killer because of you," "It's straight to hell you'll go." "And now I'm becoming just like you." "Like when you used to go to the church." "And kneeling you'd kiss the cross." "And praying you'd beat your chest." "And I thought it was for me you were praying." "Who would have thought it was all a lie?" "Here, Luigi!" "Luigi!" "Here, Mr. Porfirio." " More sugar?" " No, this is fine." "The Counselor called." "He is running an errand, but he'll be back soon." "OK." "I'll wait for him until he comes back." "Thanks, Mr. Porfirio." "Hi, good afternoon." "Hi, Counselor." "How are you?" "Yes, sir." "Drafting the countersuit." "So you're not done with your errand yet?" "Mr. Porfirio has been here waiting for a while." "Will you be back?" "You don't think you'll make it back?" "What should I tell him?" "Okay then." "Take care." "N- 37." "G- 57." "G- 48." "B- 3." "N- 27." "E- 52." " Bingo!" " Right." "The prize is of 200,000 pesos." "Congratulations." "Last ball called was G-52." "Next game:" "Simple." "Modulus value: 500 pesos." "The grand prize is up at 300,000 pesos." "An additional 50.000 pesos will be awarded to straight bingos" "Straight bingos valid up to ball 34." "Give me a ride?" "Hop on." "Did you get very bored?" "No." "Liar." "Why such a face then?" "It's the only face I've got, love." "So what's wrong then?" "I don't know." "I'm tired." "Do you want me to get up?" "No." "We'll be home soon." "I'm tired of being at home." "What do you want to do then?" "I don't know." "Listen everyone!" "New merchandise has arrived." "Milkman!" "Cheap!" "Blenders and fans!" "Aluminum cooking pan sets!" "Red and blue lids..." "We also have CDs!" "Darío Gómez, Vicente Fernández, Gali Galiano..." "We have the latest releases available." "Hey there!" "I'll be there in a second, friend!" "Milkman!" "...and she laid a really big one." "And says to the other, really proud," ""So, how does that make you feel?"" ""Glad that it didn't come out of my ass."" "So which one you want?" "Vicente?" "Yes, I like Vicente." "He's the king of the world." " He owns 40 little ponies." " 40 ponies?" " What kind of an animal is a pony?" " They are small horses." " What does he do with them?" " Just spoil them, I guess." " Spoil them?" " Yes, and pet them." "You need lots of money for that?" "Probably." "Imagine, keeping 40 ponies just to pet them." "Since you walk all around for your business..." "I need something special from you." " Something special?" " Yes." " What would that be?" " I need you to get me a nugget." " A nugget?" " Yes." "What kind of nugget?" "One of those that... explode really hard." "A grenade?" "That's it." "That's a tough one." "What is it for?" " It's for someone else." " Really?" "You play hardball." "We just meet and you are already asking for strange stuff." "But you can walk all around." "I can't." "That's true." "I do walk these streets up and down." "How about instead of one I get you two?" "How much would that cost me?" "Two for the price of one." "200,000 pesos." "Okay." "I need it, man." "How long can I take to get them?" " Maybe eight days." " Eight days?" "Give me fifteen." "Deal." "It's a delicate issue..." "I know who to get them from, but I need fifteen days." "Okay." "But get them." "I really need them." "Should I call you when I have them?" "Should I bring them?" "You just come here." "I'll have the money ready." "You'll be waiting with the money?" "Yes, don't worry, the money is sound." "You sure you won't back down later?" "That's very delicate." "I'll leave them as soon as I get here." "From there on, it's like we've never met." "It's cool." "The money is sound." " Okay, give me fifteen days." " It's a deal." " So what about the CD?" " Yes, sure." " So you're keeping the CD?" " Yes, sure." " Good." "Will you pay for it now?" " Yes." "New merchandise has arrived, people!" "Blenders, fans, cooking sets." "What are you doing?" " Cleaning the saddle." " What for?" "So it shines." "Aren't you going to get that?" "Wrong number." "How can you know if you don't even look at the phone?" "I'm waiting for fucking ever here." "Here you are, madam." "I'm fucking tired of having this TV here." "Always the same fucking story." "Then it looks like it won't be yours or mine!" " Good luck and good riddance!" " Crazy bitch!" "May I help you?" "Pawn or sell?" "I'll be back later." "So pawn, then." "The cellphone, too?" "Yes, the cellphone too." " Is it working?" " Sure." "It has minutes." "You can try it out." "Hey, Jorgito." "What are your dreams like?" "My dreams?" "I dream of... driving a car." "I'm going to Bogotá on the road." "Enjoying the view..." "bridges, trees..." "And when I have to brake," "I push the pedal down with my hand." "That's my dream." "My dreams are different, Jorgito." "I dream of... running, flying over the hill." "Over the people..." "Like running, or sometimes boxing or fighting." "But I never see myself in a wheelchair." "The thing is you were normal once." "That's why you dream about running and things like that." "You were born normal." "But now you have a problem." "I my case, I was born this way." "So my dreams are this way." "But you dream normally because you weren't always this way." "That's why you don't see a wheelchair in your dreams." "In order to fix the wheelchair," "I need you to get off it." "But I don't want to get off." "Is there another way?" "You can sit out there on the trunk." "If not we can't fix it properly." "It's your call, Porfirio." "Sir." "So let's do it then." " Wait." " Give me some room in front." " The chair?" " No, no." " It's not the chair." " The body." "Exactly, help me with the foot." "You let me know when." " Hold on." " Now?" "Just the feet first." "Hold on." "I'll tell you when." "Jump there." "Okay." "Help me with the legs here." " I'm good." " You're sure?" "Are you steady?" "Yes, I'm fine." "Here." " Alright boss." " Okay." "I can offer you the Babydreams if you are looking for something cheaper." "The Babydreams is a diaper with a cloth-like fabric, and magic tape fasteners." "A little less absorbent, but you get a much better price." "Anyway, it's not a bad quality diaper." "It will hold." "We have them in packs of 50, if you want the economy pack." "I can show you the adult diapers too." "These are shaped like slips." "Very comfortable." "Very good for night times." "Excellent to use when you go out." "Or the regular ones made of cloth." "They're just like the baby ones." "It has the fastener tapes." "You can check inside any time." "And it's very absorbent." "So which one would you like?" "Mr. Porfirio, will you give me a minute?" " Don't have any, they stole my cell." " When?" "Like three days ago." "A guy asked to make a call, then he ran away and stole it." " Did you report it?" " No, I didn't." "You need to report a stolen cellphone because... the thief will use your minutes and you'll get billed." "I didn't know that." " Are you planning on getting another?" " Yes." "I'll get one later on." "Okay." "Thanks." "Get off me, man!" "Stop messing around!" "You're getting water in my ears!" "I almost drowned my old man there." "Did you swallow any water?" "Did you?" " Did you?" " No." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Pour some for Porfi." "To your big trip!" "Lissin!" "One for your dad!" "Cheers!" "Lissin!" "To your dad!" "Cheers!" "To love and to a good trip!" "When are you coming back?" "I think in about fifteen days." "Very pretty girlfriend." "You have to keep an eye on her." "Bogotá is full of thieves." "Lissin!" "Very pretty girl." "Beautiful!" "Let's make a toast to love and to Porfi who is leaving tomorrow." "To Lissin and Porfi!" "Let's toast!" "Why don't you take me with you?" "Because Lissin can carry me by himself." "Easy or you'll kill me." "We're in a hurry, dad." "The checkered shirt?" " It is clean?" " I don't know." "So smell it, man." "Yes, it's clean." "Keep going, please." "Last call for passengers of Satena Air Lines, flight number 8755, destination Bogotá." "Passengers please board." " Where are you traveling to?" " To Bogotá." " How do you make a living?" " Sales." "Go ahead, madam." "Fly safe." "Thank you." " Good day." " Good day." "IDs and boarding passes please." " Where are you traveling to?" " To Bogotá." "Boarding passes please." " What's your job, Mr. Porfirio?" " Salesman." " What does the young man do?" " Salesman." "Go ahead." "Fly safe." "Thanks." " Your hat please." " Yes, of course." " Your purse as well." " Of course." " Do you have a cellphone?" " No." "Go on." "Sorry, your bag please." "Thanks." "Move on, madam." "Arms open, please." "Turn around." "Thank you." "Good afternoon." "This way, please." "That's fine." "I'll do a body search, sir." "Sure." "Ready." "Wait here, please." "Stand with your arms open." "Turn around." "Thank you." "Stretch out your arms please." "Come listen to a story 'bout a man of quite some fame," "A man you've met already, and Porfirio is his name." "Porfirio the sky pirate, a man of quite some fame." "I've never had no problems, so simple was my life." "But on the 12th day of September my days were filled with strife" "For demanding from the State, the right to live my life." "They say that the sky pirate, was armed with two grenades." "To turn in to the government so they would hear his case." "100 million they offered and a check to him was made," "But the bank account was empty, they'd lied right to his face." "The check was just a sham." "A shady deal they'd made." "They fooled good old Porfirio to put him in his place." "He was a man so trusting accepting their conditions." "Not knowing of the government's treacherous disposition." "Just words and no cojones." "The cause of his perdition." "The grenades that were carried by Don Porfirio Ramírez" "In Doña Juana garbage dump were blown to little pieces." "To eliminate their problems and make sure that he ceases," "They locked me in my house and hid me from all sight." "Eight long years they gave me for the taking of this flight" "That carried two foreign men from a nation of great might." "All that's left to say is that I'm still sitting straight," "And with a good kind heart for gringos I hold no hate," "Though they wanted to extradite me to the United States."