"Orientation day (thanks vvb)" "Yes." "Hi, and congratulations on your new job in Gru Laboratories." "Welcome to the exciting world of scientific discovery" "adventure" "and of course evil." "Some of you will end up in the Research Department, where you spend your time developing and testing new weapons." "Others will be part of the craftier on call for heist and other terrible crimes." "3 days with no minions exploding" "No matter what you do, here at the Gru Laboratories we pride ourselves on safety." "If you're lucky enough to be selected for bomb carrying duty, remember:" "BOMB CARRIER for those with the greatest destruction always have the right of lane." "Please follow this very important Protocol." "No trippy and no juggling at your bomb, and hear:" "Just follow these simple rules, and you've got nothing to worry about." "Now get out there and make a difference." "Gru Laboratories." "We're more than just your co-workers." "We're family." "After all, we are engineered from the same strain of mutated DNA." " Bravo." " Yes." " Yes." " Bravo." " Yes, Team." " Yes, Team." " Yes." " Yes." "No, no, no." "Butthead." "Bomb." "Bomb." "Quick, quick, quick."