"And now let's welcome our hometown hero" "Al Donnelly." "vote for Al Donnelly." "that's for sure." "if you're wondering who to vote for" "Al Donnelly's the man for the job." "little doggies." "Nothing for you in this truck." "No food." "I want you to go home." "Get off my bumper." "Come on." "Jesus." "God." "my God." "What is it with you dogs?" "You think this truck is in heat or something?" "Get out of here." "if I got the same welcome everywhere I went my candidacy would be a lock." "we will make it all the way to the Capitol!" " Al Donnelly!" "Al Donnelly!" " Al Donnelly!" "Al Donnelly!" "did you?" "my God." "There is a God." "Tell me that is not your brother." "What the hell is a marquee doing here?" "It's crazy." "man." "I don't know what happened." "forget about it." "it was a drive-in movie?" "I could get some time off from the Rec Center." "They said it was no problem when I said I was gonna help with the campaign." "or..." "I know you're behind me in this 100% but I kind of need some different help from you." "you know that." "The fighting Donnellys stick together." "I've got a lot of good people in my corner." "and they want what we want." "it's just gonna take some finesse." "I'll do anything." "You just name it and I'll get started." "All right." "And there's a lot to be done right here." "like phone canvassing." " Right." "all right?" "little brother?" " Yeah." "All right." "Governor." "Dock workers union." "Come on." "Let me make myself clear." "My brother is a priority." "Now let's just find someone in the organization." "Just as long as he or she is reliable and helps Mike make a contribution." "So just find someone and give them the assignment now." " Fine." " Excuse me" "Mr. About to be Governor-Elect Donnelly." "This assignment you were just describing." "If someone were to volunteer for this gig and did the job well would he or she possibly earn a staff position in your new administration?" "not now." "he or she most certainly would." "Then I am your man." "I work over here at the Recreational Center." "I pretty much run the place." "good." "hope everything's going great in your fine town ofAvery..." "Atwood." "the reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit about the candidacy ofAl Donnelly." "Al Donnelly is a guy with a dream." "His dream is to become governor of this great state of Washington." "am I right?" "I had a doozy myself last night." "a nun yo-yos a circus midget and a duck." "I don't know..." "Are you crying?" "please don't... don't hang up." "Please." "on two." "Ready?" "Break." "Hut one." "Hut two." "Let's do it." "Yes!" "little girls." "I'm gonna buy my mamma a new house." "Sullivan?" "You mad 'cause you found out the new kid got an arm?" " Suckers take the walk." " Screw this." "I quit." "Fine then." "Here's to the winners." "fake head butt." "fake head butt." "You broke my nose!" "There's so much blood." "I did not mean to do it." "Please." "Ketchup packet." "this is weird." "Let's go play some kickball." "man." "Forget those guys." "What's your name?" " Scott Colleary." " Colleary?" "Colleary." " Thanks." "Yeah." "they don't like me too much." " ls your mom picking you up?" " My mom and dad got a divorce." "I have to live with my grandma now." "Come on." "Label your streets like the rest of the country." "are you okay?" "I'm not that far from dragging you out of the car and beating you into dust." "You should work up to that." "Kind of leaves you nowhere to go." "I can go to your mama's and start a small fire in her panties." "are you ready to get out of the car?" "come on." "and I'm really sorry." "I got something for you." "It's kind of a souvenir." "Here it is." "Goodbye." "Shit." "I don't believe this." "Damn it." "I gotta ditch this guy." "Hey!" "ma'am." "huh?" "See you." "Scott." "God gave you a hell of a throwing arm and I'll be damned if I'll let that go to waste." "every day" " working on your game." "How's that?" " Sure." "ma'am." "Robbie." "he wants me to lock you up." "huh?" "he was pretty cool as usual." "check this out." "I'm gonna be working with one of his top guys." "Nitrous Oxide boosters." "This thing must haul major ass." "You could say that." "Great." "Damn it." "buddy." "lady?" "I got something for you." " A souvenir for you here." " Yes?" "Never mind." "Forget it." "son?" "you got a little chubby going there." "you little fart." "Please don't be Mike Donnelly." " Hi." " Hey." "one of your brother's advisors." "actually." " Wow." "It's great to meet you." "Nice to..." "Nice to see you." "come down here kind of get you organized for the final push for the big election." "let's get to it." "Team Donnelly gonna kick a little Tracy butt." "we'd start with the supermarket down here and canvass that area first." "trust me on this one" " it's a good idea." " But..." "I'm running this show." "You've gotta take my advice." "I know what I'm doing." " Do you have to go to the bathroom?" " Please pop the hood." " Please." " Your thumbs!" "The hood." "Okay." "What latch?" "Where do you want me to..." "Just pop the hood!" "Please!" "Popping the hood." "sir." "We'd like you to vote for Al Donnelly for governor." "thanks." "ma'am." "Vote for Donnelly." "Sorry." "I think it's better if we bring the energy down a tad." "Are you kidding me?" "These are potential voters." "It's showmanship." "You gotta go out and get them." "Watch and learn." "man!" "I drove down here" "I think I can put the groceries in the trunk." "A little help from the Donnelly campaign." "buster." "sir." "Mother." "I'm having a little trouble here." "please!" "He must be all hopped up on crack cocaine." "Harold." "I can't..." "Help!" "I think I've lost him." " Stop!" "Please!" "Okay." " Good first day." " Yeah." "Washington State." "lsn't it a great place to raise a family?" "I've worked very hard as your governor safe and fiscally sound." "I'll do my best as your governor to make sure that all the hopes and dreams of Washingtonians come true." " Cut." " I need a break." "I'll be right back." "Did you get the latest polls?" "Donnelly's brother took a campaign van on a rampage." "even in his hometown." "He doesn't need a break." "They just gained another two points." "We're all right." "A lot can be done in a week." "he'll be living here." "Who left this crap in here?" " Promise me you'll stay in the car." " I promise." "cool one." "Yeah." "Go for it." "I wanna get wrecked!" "Check it out." "man." "dropping." "Let's do a little dance." "I'll party with you!" "he's a gold mine." "Horseshit." "Front page." "Mike." " It's not as bad as it looks." "It turns out that he was giving these kids a speech about saying no to drugs." "can you get the paper to print a retraction?" "and they'll run it on page 36 in about two weeks." "you can take this election." "But your brother is creating his own media feeding frenzy and all of it is negative!" "We've got to put a lid on him." "but he doesn't deserve to be exiled." "You just tell Steve to watch him like a hawk and to keep the reporters at bay." "Washington Teacher's Association." "Welcome." "Washington has the most beautiful forests in America and I am proud to be an honorary Clark County lumberjack." "I know." "Don't let anyone ever tell you yourjob is easy." "my God!" "You make the call." "The rest is for damage control." "You stay put." "gentlemen." "Thank you." "Excuse us forjust a moment." "What the hell happened?" "That tree was supposed to go down on the first whack." "I thought you covered really well." "You're just lucky some kid didn't get his head cracked wide open." "ma'am." " Did you get the numbers in?" "Hot off the wire." " Donnelly's leveled off." " We're dead even." "Look at this." "Front page." "Donnelly's brother is like Roger Clinton" "Billy Carter and Ronald Reagan's entire family rolled into one." "Let's move this out of the land of mere embarrassment into the realm of serious effect." "Are you ready to play the game?" " I've got some pretty nasty ideas." " Good." "Act on them." " I've been fired." " What?" "Why?" "He said the Rec Center's state-funded." "He can't afford to be associated with any kind of a scandal especially one involving kids and drugs." "He said that he stood up for me but word came from the top for me to clear out my locker and get out." "man." "I don't know what to say." "I love this job." "I've been here since the place opened." "And then they just... you know sure." "man." "Take your time." "how's it going?" "Can I help you?" "how's things?" "huh?" "what's going on here?" "you really shouldn't play with matches." "Hey!" "What the hell are you doing?" "God!" "Shit!" "my God!" "how the hell did this happen?" "you know I didn't do this!" "will you?" "Did you see who did it?" "Two guys." "I don't know who they were." "they didn't count on me getting here first." "and when the troopers arrive all right?" "Robbie." "man." " Call me later." "this is Mieghem." "I'm down here at the Pierce County Rec Center." "I'm the only one down here!" "did he do it or not?" "I would have to lean toward the negative." "I know what you're saying." "it's Al." "What is going on?" "in my opinion" " when I got to the..." " Let me talk to my brother." "but I had nothing to do with that fire." "I loved that place!" "It was my life!" "You got to believe me!" "man." "You had to have been set up and we're gonna get to the bottom of this right now!" "Roger?" "Just tell me what to do and I'll do it." "Roger and Steve are gonna work this out." "I promise." "Al." "Thanks." " Steve here." " Meet me downstairs in the lobby." "Dodds?" "Listen to me very carefully." "We have got to keep this bozo under wraps until the election is over." "I want you to do exactly as I tell you." "keep talking." "I know a place way outside of town." " All right!" "Bunk beds!" "I got dibs on top." " Okay." "right?" " What's that black thing?" " What?" "I don't know." " Touch it." " What?" "You touch it." "I'll touch it." "then you touch it." " I will if you will." " All right." " Whoa!" " Whoa!" "my God!" " What is that?" " It's Ozzy Osborne!" "my God!" " Whoa." " I think it's gone." "I hate those damn things." "Man!" "It bit me!" "I'm gonna get rabies!" "I'm stuck!" "I'm stuck!" "Come on!" "okay?" "you hit the lights." "Bats are attracted to light." "end of story." "not bats." "moths." "Watch this." "That's it." " I think I got it!" " No way." "then look!" "You look." "we'll both look together." "three!" "You idiot!" "moron!" "a broom..." "God!" "wait." "What the hell are you..." "Why are you hitting me?" "It's gnawing at my skull!" "For God's sakes!" " Die!" "Die!" " Please!" "You're aggravating it!" "Why are you kicking me?" "I can't see a damn thing!" " Die!" " Jesus!" "I think I nailed it." "I don't believe it!" "I missed it!" "He's still alive!" "Can we please try my idea?" "boy!" "Pull the thing tight so it gets in there!" "try harder!" "Stay over there!" "You moron!" "it's flying in there!" " Get in!" " It's flying in there!" " Get in!" "it touched my hand." "I'm sleeping in the car." "we got it?" "We got it?" "We got it?" "It's out of there!" "Steve." "Mike." "The police officer who arrived before our guys was a friend of Mike's." "He let him leave and never even reported seeing him in there so Mike was never linked to the fire." "are you finished stirring that drink or is this some kind of fucking science experiment?" "I realize that you must stick close together because you share a common goddamn backbone but I wanna see some movement!" "Now!" "502 registered voters in Garfield County." "Al." "pretty good day." "No screw-ups." "Keep up the good work." "I'm gonna go take a squeege." "God!" "What is wrong?" "Something tells me I want this car to just keep driving." "gang." "ls there an Opie convention in town?" "huh?" " You know what?" "I am." "Born and raised." " Nope." "Can't be true." "Fire!" "Thanks for not shoving the nozzle up my ass first!" "Vote for Donnelly!" "Every vote counts." "no!" "little roots." "Please stay strong." "What in the hell was that all about?" "you little freaks better be careful" "I don't go down so easy." "You wanna spray me?" "How about this?" "Arm grab!" "Snap kick!" "Side kick!" "Rabbit punch!" "it's a piledriver!" "Who else?" "Who else wants some?" "You?" "Sleeper hold!" "Yeah." "Yeah." "that's my car." "It's that same asshole." "What the hell was that?" "what happened to you?" "You fall into some mud or something?" "I did." "because I'm the only person on Earth who knows where you can find white mud." "I said "crud." You fall into some crud or something?" "wipe off that crud." "Mike." "I'm not one of your eight-year-olds that's gonna believe that." "Steve." "Where'd you go?" " Make a phone call." "remember I told you about that guy that stole my car?" " Yeah." " He lives about a mile from here let's go get it back." "You don't want that kind of trouble." "This guy is unstable at best." "You can't keep running away from things." "You got to be tough." "Snakes!" "No!" "One looked at me!" "Check your underpants!" "I hate those things!" " Shit!" "It gets worse every second." " I hate snakes!" "Whoa!" "Check it out." "wash that crap off." "There's probably piranha in there." "This place is a nightmare." "Nancy boy." "Jump in." "I don't see you going in." "Washington!" "This is great." "I've never won three games in a row." "I hardly ever play checkers." "it's kind of easy to win when you never move your back row!" "God!" "Come on!" "where would you want me to move this one?" "There." "King me!" "I swear." "It's safe." "That wasn't safe at all." "What an idiot." "it was." "What's going on?" "That's not normal." "God!" "How the hell did that happen?" "Man." " This place is trashed." " Check this out." "This whole fridge is held up here just by this plug." "You okay?" "I'm just dandy!" "I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!" "buddy." "This sucks." "I can't believe I forgot to call Scott Colleary." "Good luck getting out." "It's never gonna work." "it will." "All you need to do is get a signal." " Helo?" " Hello?" " Helo?" " Hello!" " Helo?" " Miss Oneacre?" "Miss Oneacre..." "Yes." "Miss Oneacre." "this is Mrs. Oneacre." "Are you there?" "this is Mike Donnelly." "ls Scott there?" "he's not here." " Jeez." "I had to leave town." "Could you tell him I'm sorry and I'll make it up to him?" "don't forget to tell him now." " Bye-bye." " Hello?" "Steve." "Mike." "Man!" "Mike." "Mike?" "This sucks!" "Mike." "I got dibs on top bunk." "Shut up!" " I love it." " Why don't you shut up?" "buddy?" "Shut up!" "no." "Roger?" "How you doing?" "It's Mike Donnelly. ls Al there?" "AI's kind of busy right now." "tell him" "I'm working my tail off for him up here and there's no way AI's gonna lose Garfield County." "that's great." "I'll be sure to tell him." "Thanks for ringing up." "let me talk to Al." "It's only gonna take a minute." "Al doesn't wanna speak to you." "Al doesn't wanna speak to me?" "Why?" "Mike." "You know what Al calls you when you're not around here?" "okay?" "All right?" "Is that blunt enough for you?" "You are not going to speak to him now." "if I had my way you wouldn't speak to him after he's elected Governor!" "that guy's a dick." "Who is he to say I can't talk to my own brother?" "You know?" "I'm gonna go down there and straighten this thing out." "Steve?" "AI's speaking at that Rock the Vote concert in Seattle." "Steve?" "What do you think if I went down there..." "That's sad." "it's cool." "I was in." "Where's the fire?" "we pay these bands' salaries by buying a ticket to this shit!" " Yeah?" " Yeah." "come on." "I'd like you to step away from this vector pronto." "There's no access for you in this quadrant." "why don't you goosestep on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip?" "All right?" "asshole!" " Yeah!" " Young fella" "I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine!" "I will dance with you inside of the six-sided ring of fire unless you move from this area far and fast!" "Now!" "Wow." "I liked that move." "I learned it in the '84 Bounce-Off over at Laguna Beach." "The one Mr. T hosted." "it is." "The same one." "Wow!" "Whoops-a-daisy." "Al Donnelly." "He's around here somewhere." "So you fellas are performers or... thanks." "I never touch the stuff." "There's enough in the air here to get everybody high." "it gives you the munchies." "God knows I don't need that." "But..." "Rock The Vote presents Mudhoney!" "man." "tell the kids to vote and we're out of here." "All right." ""Rectum?" "Damn near killed him!" "I love you guys." "This is fun." "what you're saying" "Whitey" " and you guys are the victims..." " Yeah." "oppressive society!" "that's right." "that sucks!" "man!" "'Cause this is a bunch of bullshit!" " All right?" " All right!" "Yeah!" "I'm gonna go get them!" "Whitey!" " Yeah!" "seven minutes." " Just relax." " All right." "All right." " Straighten your tie." " Should I lose the tie?" " Loosen the tie." " Just take it down." " Chill." " Take it down." "All right!" "man!" "I love you guys!" "hang on." "All right." " Excellent!" " What's your name?" " Mike Donnelly." "Governor Donnelly?" "Nice threads." "he ain't the governor." "get on out there!" "fellas!" "Come on." "I'm not supposed to be here." "what is this?" "I guess I could sure use some cupcakes or some Peanut Butter Cups about now!" "Yeah!" "You know what that's about!" "you know right?" "Yeah!" "right?" "'Cause if voting kicks ass..." "What in the hell..." "I'm dreaming." "You've got some kickass shit!" "I'm a dead man." "I'm hyperventilating." "'Cause I'm born in the USA!" "You gotta fight for your right to vote!" "one giant..." "I have a dream!" "Power to the people!" "burn!" " Mike!" "fellas!" "Yeah!" "Kill Whitey!" "no!" " What in the hell were you thinking?" " I'm sorry." "sorry." "I just got thrown on stage." "huh?" "I told you I would take care of everything!" "we get "Kill Whitey"?" "I can't believe I have to ask you this but are you trying to screw things up for me?" "what is this?" "Do you want me to lose?" "If I really thought you believed that" "I just..." "I'd wanna die." "Just stay out of the way." "Okay?" "Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?" "Without question." "Don't agree with me." "It just pisses me off more." "It's over." "It's finished." "You talking about your brother's election hopes orjust my career?" "The person I care about most in my life hates me." "I'm an embarrassment." " So what do you wanna do today?" " I don't care." "Whatever you want." "I wish we could watch your brother's debate on TV." "That's today?" "We gotta watch it!" "hook a hanger up to the metal plate in your head?" "I know a place with a TV." "I saw it when we were putting up posters." "It's not far from here." "Let's go." "Here it is." "this had to be the place you knew." "How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this long?" "I met this guy." "Nobody is home." "Run!" "Come on!" "Move it!" "Move it or lose it!" "This guy's got a hell of a security system!" "Mr. Stone." "Really." "this guy is like Leatherface" "Chucky and Jan Brady all rolled into one." "Norris Sabitch." "And Grandpappy Winston." "If only he had bought a smaller TV maybe he could've afforded a couch with less urine on it." "Yeah." "I wanna see a Washington where children can walk down the street safely where people can leave their doors unlocked and their minds are free from fear." "this is one area where I'm in total agreement with Governor Tracy." "I agreed with that statement when she made it at her first campaign for governor over eight years ago." "my bro is knocking the snot out of her." " I'm gonna go take a squeege." " Watch your step." "If you really want to understand Mr. Donnelly's view on family values and ask yourself this question." "How far does the acorn fall from the tree?" "Or should I say nut?" "but who doesn't?" "Mike and I am very proud of him." "And I believe that Mike's problems are rather modest when compared to the problems facing our great state." "And those are the problems that I am interested in!" "Al." "soldier boy." "What the hell are you doing in my perimeter?" "I'm not a soldier." "And I don't know if you read in USA Today last week but the war is over." "You can punch out now." "let it go." "Who told you that?" "Charlie." "I just talked to Charlie and he's not mad at you anymore." "So let's call off "Operation One of Us is Crazy" " and go our separate ways." " Don't get smart with me!" "If you don't tell me who sent you on this mission" "I'm easily within my legal rights to dispatch you with extreme prejudice." "I just came back to get my rental car and an apology." "I will gladly leave your coordinates here." "The car?" " ls that all?" " That's all!" "Why didn't you tell me?" " God!" "Here's the keys." " Thank you." "And here's my apology." "I can splatter your cortex or I can explode your heart." "Which sounds quicker to you?" "That's a toughie." "Come on!" "Nice moves." "I'm seriously impressed." "Sergeant Drake Sabitch." "How you doing?" "Mike Donnelly." "Nice to meet you." "I wanna show you something." "you ever watch any Bruce Lee movies?" "come in." "That damn debate should have never happened in the first place!" "That son of a bitch Donnelly had a smart-ass comment to make ma'am." "It doesn't matter." "I can't wait to see the look on his face when he goes down." "but if he goes down." "which our people think will be very high." "or I'll have your balls in a jar on my desk." "A very small jar." "Are you getting sleepy?" "Good night." "put in bed." "dear." "She's totally legal." "I've got all her papers and I pay all the taxes." "but "no speaka." "Who?" "What does he want?" "but he says he thinks you'll like it." "Pardon me." "this is Mr..." "Mr.'s fine." "So here's what went through my little head." "I got some pictures of your boys setting the Pierce County Rec Hall ablaze." "Or pictures that look like Mike Donnelly set the fire." "I wait for election day to near." "Whoever's trailing gives good money for whichever picture does them best." "My gut says I'm glad you're trailing." "I'll have to see the pictures first." "Here's the rub." "Now you'll have to tell me your name so I'll know who to make out the check to." "My best friends call me Cash." "Steve." "I go home." " Over there." " Did I make it?" "612 Caswell Street." "What's he doing?" "I'm stuck in this thing!" " Stop that!" " I'm claustrophobic!" "my God!" " Help!" " Stop that!" "Are you crazy?" " I can't breathe." "Get this thing off of me!" "ma'am." "I... ma'am." "That is my fault." "I'm..." "Here you go." "ma'am." "Okay." "Okay." "I'm sorry." "You..." "You stupid jerk!" "What are you doing?" "Look at this." "Who'd you vote for?" "We now continue with our election night coverage." "I bet the exit polls already have us by 10 points." "So after the events of last night a slight shift in voter sentiment was expected but no one anticipated this." "this photo was released linking Mike Donnelly to the scene of the Pierce County Recreation Center fire." "The arson accusations against the disgruntled former employee came at the worst possible time for his brother Al Donnelly's drive to the governor's mansion." "Governor Tracy is about to claim victory." "It's all my fault." "My brother lost his election because of me." "Tracy wins by 280." "Donnelly 834." "Tracy won Garfield County?" "right?" "048 to 834?" "882 votes." "502 voters up in Garfield County." "Something isn't right." "The Governor is now on her way to campaign headquarters where she's expected to make her victory speech." " Those are the guys that started the fire." " Those troopers?" "but that is them!" "we gotta call Al now." "Wait a minute." "I gotta do something first." "Here it is!" "Voter registration for Garfield County." "I knew it!" "Lookie here." "Any of these names look familiar?" "You were right." "he got cheated." "And we got proof right here." "So we get on the phone and alert the press." "Screw that." "She embarrassed me in front of the whole state." "She messed up things between me and my brother." "Now it's gonna be payback time." "Where can I find her?" "There's a post-election ceremony at the Governor's Mansion at 10:00 a.m." "Nothing's gonna stop us now." "maybe we could use some help." "We'll meet you there." "There's no way we can do this without you." "Sergeant Sabitch." "I thank you." "Okay." "this is the biggest thing I've ever asked of you." "Are you sure it's cool?" "it's not cool." "And if you get pulled over" "I'm gonna say the car was stolen so that I can keep my job." "And one more thing." "'cause it's been shorting out on me." "Don't forget." "What is this all about?" "We got to be there at 10:00." "people." "Coming through." "Official police business." "I want you to step lively." "Do not make me abuse my power." "These guys think we're real cops." " What the hell was that?" " A chunk of the road or something." "I just chunked in my pants." "You see that bug?" "It smacked the windshield." "I'll get it." "Here." "Where is the fricking thing?" "We got like levers galore in this thing." "that was weird." "That bug was coming at me" "I totally connected eyes with him." ""I can't stop!" "Don't wanna!" "that was wild." "It was so weird." "dead!" "But this map is heavy." "It's got all those robes on it." "Rogues?" "Roods?" " I can't..." "I can't say that word." " Roads!" "Roads!" "isn't it?" "man." "very freaky." "I'm stoned." "So are you!" "Row-woods." "the nitrous oxide's leaking into the car!" "Man!" "We got to..." "We got to maintain." "I think you just drive the speed limit." "We're gonna be cool." "everything's cool." "I'll just go the speed limit." " Limit." "Limit." " Limit." "That's another one of those freaky words." "Limit." "Did you turn the siren on?" "I can't even find the glove compartment in this thing." "my God!" "we're screwed." "Get in the back!" "Get in there!" "buddy?" "Transporting a prisoner." "Twelfth Precinct up in Buckley town." "so I'm trying to do it lickety-split." "do you have any idea how fast you were going?" "Nitro Boosters." "I can get her up to as good as 155." "unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari." "I'd guess I was going about 65 tops." "Seven." "Seven miles an hour." "they pull onto the shoulder." "I don't know how you do things up in Buckley town but down here we are protective of the other drivers on the roads." " Row-ads." "Roods." " Quiet back there!" "I've taken enough guff from you for one day." "Raving psycho." "Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle." "Taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses." "Good God!" "Then you get him through this state a little faster" "Officer..." "Meoff." "Jack." "Go." " Man!" " What a goon!" "man." "That was genius." "I never would've thought of that." "That was hot." "Shit!" "I hope there's enough juice left in these boosters." "See ya!" "Man!" "We're live at the Governor's Mansion." "Today's event is a celebration of Governor Tracy's election to a third term." "as welI as their families gathering for what appears to be quite a festive affair." "must be all smiles today." "We're just receiving word that Mike Donnelly is involved in a high-speed police pursuit." "wanted for questioning in an arson fire is driving down Capitol Boulevard in a stolen police car." "head back to the Capitol!" "crazy?" "You can't do this." " Do what?" "don't do this." "Give me some time." "I can make you a senator!" "did it ever occur to you there is a time when family might be more important than career?" "Ever occur to you that at some point you're gonna have to make a choice between me and that loser brother of yours?" "Go on up there and scope it out." "Nobody's gonna recognize you." "Okay." "Promise me you'll stay right here." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "This election was about the majesty of democracy where the gathered masses held their vote high." "coming in right now." "My re-election could not have been possible without all the fine people throughout this state who supported me in this victory." "Dennis intelligent children." "Steve!" "I'm in!" "man?" "He's supposed to be here." "I'm surprised we can't count on a guy that lives in a school bus surrounded by land mines." "All right." "Here's what we do." "right?" "What have you got in the tray?" "Then we sneak around back." "When Tracy starts to... help." "Steve!" "get back here." "the damn thing's caught on my belt!" "God!" "Help!" "Please!" "I can't..." "I can't..." "God!" "help!" "Help!" " Hello." "God!" " Stay." " Steve!" " Help!" " How are you?" "Steve?" "Please!" "Somebody!" "Somebody help me!" "Somebody help me!" "God!" "Help!" "The voters have spoken." "And I have heard their message loud and clear." "And that message is..." "Holy shit!" "Hi there." "Hi." "I feel like a horse's patoot." "no!" "For the love of God!" "I'm all right." "I'm okay." "Give me a minute." "Give me a minute." "I'll be fine." "Nobody moves or Steve Dodds gets it!" " Who?" " Steve Dodds!" " Who's this guy?" " Come on!" "I'm with the Donnelly campaign!" "What does it matter?" " He's got a gun!" "You're a cop!" " Get over here!" "I'll kill him!" "I'll kill him!" " I want that asshole taken out." " I'll get a sharpshooter on it right away." "Get your ass up there!" "I'll stick this..." "Everybody back up or I blow the pipsqueak's head off!" "I've got something to say!" "Tommy and Sally!" " Shut up!" " All right." "You keep your mouth shut!" "take it." "listen up!" "This is serious business!" "we've all been screwed by Governor Tracy!" "And now I'm gonna screw her!" "I have evidence here that you need to know about now before it's too late!" "what the hell are you doing here?" "Man." "sir." "I know what I'm doing." "I'm gonna prove you won the election." "put the gun down." "There's other ways to handle this." "there's no other way!" "You got to believe me!" "I believe you." "I believe you." "I just..." "I don't want you to get hurt." "I know this looks bad." "I'm not a screw-up on this one." "I've got proof this time." "Real proof!" "it's history" "I mean it." "please!" "you got to back me up on this." "I'll back you up." "What do you want me to do?" "Just let me explain to these people what happened." "That's it!" "Game over!" "I'm not even getting paid for this!" "This is not worth it!" "Look out!" "Get out!" "Look out!" "Okay!" "Mr. Thundermaker here is gonna start barking fire if you don't stop moving and listen to what this young man has to say." "sir." "a great American soldier." "I'd like to tell you a little bit about some other great American soldiers." "Winston Sabitch whose name you'll find at the top of this list." "It says that he registered and voted for Governor Tracy." "And we're proud to have him as a voter." "wench." "The fact is Winston Sabitch was killed in the Argonne forest in 1918." "smashing his head clean out of his ass." "sir." "1944." "Nelson Sabitch was killed near the 38th Parallel in Korea." "these men managed to cast their vote for Evelyn Tracy." "folks." "Voter fraud." "half these people are buried in the Garfield Cemetery." "That's one county." "It's probably the same all over the state." "young fellow." "There's a perfectly good explanation for all of this." "Neuschwander!" "there is a perfectly good explanation for this." " She put us up to it." " Would you shut up!" " It's all her." " Shut up!" "I don't care." "this young man is a fine patriot." "He deserves to be hoisted up on our shoulders." "Come here." "this isn't necessary!" " Come on." "Come on." "you're a large American." "Get off of me!" "Off of me!" "My foot's caught a little bit." "I'm sorry." "I beg your pardon." "I'm just trying to get it out!" "Man!" "no!" "Somebody help me!" "How are ya?" "Shut up!" "please." "bro." "there were times during the campaign when I kind of lost sight of what really mattered." "man." "That's cool." "Are you sure you don't want a job on my staff?" "Al?" "I don't think I'm really cut out for politics." "you know?" "I know." "come here for a second." "You got to check this kid out." "He's unbelievable." "Scott." "can I please have your autograph?" "Why not?" "Governor-elect." "moron." " There you go." " Wow!" "buddy!" "the kid's got a cannon." " Go long." " Okay." "ma'am!" " Are you okay?" "Al." "Steve?" "I guess I'm gonna miss you." "but..." "What were you thinking?" "I don't know." "you guys." "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." "my God!" "No!" "No!" "Please don't take off!" "Please!" "no!"