"Surprise!" "Happy birthday, Daddy!" "Make a wish!" "I wish...." "I'm not going to tell you." "Come on, blow them out!" "Give me some sugar, girl." "One more candle and the smoke alarm would've gone off." "The big 5-0." "You know, your beard's getting gray." "Ikind of makes you look old." "It's all right. I still love you." "Bye, Pa." "Good morning!" "Hi, Mrs. Murtaugh." "Where's Rianne?" "She's upstairs." "Good morning." "That's my bacon!" "lt's mine now." "Don't you close doors around here?" "Baby, what's this on my tie?" "That is an ugly spot." "Thanks." "Sharp as a tack." "I'm thinking of going on Jeopardy!" "Just don't take any questions about cooking." "Don't step in the egg!" "What am I thinking?" "I should have checked the floor for egg!" "Do you know a man named Michael Hunsaker?" "Jesus!" "Michael Hunsaker!" "What did he want?" "Your office called." "He's tried to reach you for three days." "I haven't talked to him in 12 years!" "Wait a minute." "That would make me 50!" "That means that you're" "We're not gonna discuss that." "Forget the eggs." "Roger?" "Yeah, baby?" "How come I never heard of Michael Hunsaker?" "Just never talked about him." "Vietnam buddy?" "Eat your own cake." "Vietnam buddy." "Nick and the kids left without me." "He left without you?" "Come on, I never get enough of my baby." "This is my New Year's Eve dress." "Do you like it?" "Isn't it cool?" "It's beautiful." "Have a good birthday." "Goddamn heartbreaker!" "I'll buy you a new one." "Perfect." "Happy 50th, Rog." "4-lKing-3-2 en route to the sniper call." "Everybody down!" "Get down!" "Look who's here." "What do you got here?" "Sniper." "What's he doing?" "Shooting kids." "One officer's down." "The guy's a nut." "He's still inside, and we can't get to him." "You got SWAT team coming in?" "No ETA." "Well, I'll see you around." "Let me through, let me through!" "Nine years old." "Nine?" "How good a shot is this guy?" "What?" "Does he shoot at random?" "Does he shoot specific kids?" "What?" "At random." "And the weapon?" "Automatic and loud." "Any hostages up there?" "Not that we know of." "Where you going?" "Riggs." "Get the hell back here." "Get down!" "You'll get in the line of fire." "What are you, crazy?" "Get out of here!" "He'll shoot you!" "Mr. Sniper, sir!" "Get away!" "I'm still here, asshole!" "Or do you only do kids?" "Shut up!" "Come on, move, move!" "Clear the area!" "You're one psycho son of a bitch but you're good." "Happy birthday, Rog!" "We got a hooker." "No, it's Dixie." "Would you please tell these bozos to lay off?" "You bozos, lay off." "Had a jumper here last night." "She saw it happen." "Got her statement, send her home." "Thanks. I'm beat." "You know how it is." "All dressed up, no one to blow." "You're hilarious!" "I can't believe you damn cops!" "The jumper's name is Amanda Hunsaker." "Age 22." "Prostitute." "One arrest, no convictions." "Born in Tennessee." "Parents" "What was the name?" "The parents." "Michael and Claire." "You know them?" "Find out who bought it, who's paying the bills." "That will take some looking into." "So look!" "Hello, honey." "Give me the number for Michael Hunsaker." "The man we talked about?" "Your Vietnam buddy?" "You just mentioned him this morning." "What's wrong?" "His daughter just dove out the window." "I got it." "Good, huh?" "Tasty?" "Smooth?" "Yeah, that's good." "You better fucking believe it." "Let's do it." "How much?" "How much for how much?" "For all of it." "You want it all?" "He wants it all." "Beautiful." "All right!" "Maybe a six-footer to put it under." "You want a tree?" "I'll tell you what." "I'll give you the best tree on the lot for nothing." "But the shit's gonna cost you 100." "That much?" "That's a fair price." "You only live once." "Get this together here." "20, 40 60, 70...." "What the fuck?" "Hey, man!" "Shut up, I'm losing count." "93, 94, 95, 96...." "Forget it, dumbshit!" "One hundred thousand!" "One hundred thousand dollars!" "Did you hear what he said?" "A hundred thousand?" "I can't afford that." "Not on my salary." "But look, I got a better idea." "Let me say I take the whole stash off your hands for free and you assholes go to jail." "What do you say?" "I could read you your rights, but you already know what your rights are." "This badge ain't real." "You ain't real." "You sure are a crazy son of a bitch." "I'm crazy?" "You think I am crazy?" "I'll show you crazy." "That's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real gun." "Okay, pal." "Noses in the dirt, assholes!" "Where's your buddy?" "What do you got?" "Three down and one loose." "He's got black hair and a red shirt." "Okay, let's go." "Freeze!" "Give me the gun!" "Up, up!" "How's it feel, sucker?" "Shoot him!" "Drop it!" "Shoot him!" "Shoot him!" "Shut the fuck up!" "Shoot this prick!" "Shoot him!" "Somebody shoot this prick!" "Shoot me, shoot me." "Shut up!" "Shut the fuck up!" "Put them down!" "l warn you!" "I'm gonna shoot you!" "Shoot him!" "Shut the fuck up!" "Shut up!" "Shoot me!" "Shoot him!" "Get him out of there." "It ain't worth it." "Thanks." "Come on, Sam." "Attaboy, attaboy." "Hey, guys." "Up you go, Sam." "Come on." "How you been there, Sam?" "Been catching mice today?" "What kind of a day did you have?" "You haven't been doing anything, you lazy son of a bitch." "I'll get you a sandwich because that's all there is." "Beer for me." "Looks like turkey." "I got us a surprise here." "13-inch color TV set." "We can watch reruns of Lassie together." "Hey, wait up already!" "Merry Christmas!" "Deck the halls!" "Joyous Yuletide!" "I miss you Victoria Lynn." "That's silly, isn't it?" "I'll see you later." "I'll see you much later." "Once more with feeling, on three." "Damn it, Cooley." "Do it on three, or go on the street." "Silent night" "Are you telling me Riggs is playing a game?" "Sure." "He wants the cash." "But he'll come around." "That's a very dangerous attitude to take, captain." "May I remind you, his wife of 11 years was recently killed in a car accident." "He pulls his gun when he shouldn't." "l know all about him." "Not enough." "He's a tough bastard." "He's on the edge. I'm telling you, he may be psychotic." "That's a bunch of psych bullshit." "You're making a mistake by keeping him in the field." "The man is suicidal." "You're sure of that diagnosis?" "You have no doubts?" "There are no absolutes in life." "End of discussion." "We're gonna wait." "If he offs himself, then we'll know I was wrong." "You're making a mistake." "Excuse me." "Asshole!" "Roger, you're way behind the times." "The guys in the '80s aren't tough." "They're sensitive people." "They show emotions around women and shit like that." "I think I'm an '80s man." "How you figure?" "Last night I cried in bed." "How's that?" "Were you with a woman?" "I was alone." "Why do you think I was crying?" "Merry Christmas." "Sounds like an '80s man to me." "News on the Hunsaker case." "That was quick." "So was the autopsy." "They're not calling it a suicide." "Surprise, surprise." "The coroner found evidence she used barbiturates." "Brilliant detective work." "There were pills all over." "Right." "That's not the surprise." "Surprise is, someone doctored the pills." "Every capsule was loaded with drain cleaner." "She'd have died anyway." "This case stinks." "You know, you looked younger with the beard." "Thanks, captain." "You shaved the beard." "Some detective." "Two more things." "Shoot." "The condition of the sheets indicates someone else was in bed with Amanda." "That's "A."" "What's "B"?" ""B" is, I'm to tell you you're breaking in a new partner on this." "Partner again?" "Some cat on loan from Dope." "Real burnout, on the ragged edge." "Perfect." "Gun!" "Rog, meet your new partner." "I'm too old for this shit." "There are those who say you're a good cop." "I try." "I heard about your little stunt yesterday." "Pretty heroic." "I pulled your file." "Said you worked in the Phoenix project in Vietnam." "That right?" "Assassination stuff." "It's over, you know." "What is?" "The war." "Yes, I know." "Just thought I'd remind you." "That's some serious shit you carry." "Be my guest." ".9 mm Beretta." "Takes 15 in the mag, one up the pipe wide ejection port, no feed jams." "What you got?" "Four-inch Smith." "Six-shooter?" "A lot of old-timers carry those." "File also said you're heavy into martial arts." "Tai chi and all that killer stuff." "I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon." "Let's just cut the shit." "We both know why I was transferred." "Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, so nobody wants to work with me." "Or they think I'm faking to draw psycho pension so nobody wants to work with me." "Basically, I'm fucked." "Guess what?" "l don't wanna work with you." "Hey, don't." "Ain't got no choice." "Looks like we both got fucked." "Terrific." "God hates me, that's what it is." "Hate Him back. lt works for me." "Good afternoon, Mr. Mendez." "How you doing?" "Did you pat him down?" "We went through this act already." "Go through it again." "Who are you?" "That's hardly important, but you may call me Mr. Joshua." "Let's go." "Great, swell." "Mr. Joshua, huh?" "General, Mr. Mendez is here." "You call this music?" "I can get a better band for half the price." "I don't wanna hear any of this shit." "Let's get it right." "Mr. Mendez, how are you?" "I'm fine." "Where did you get him?" "Psychos 'R' Us?" "I don't think you're funny." "I don't think this whole goddamn setup's funny." "You're using mercenaries." "Tell me I'm wrong!" "You're not wrong." "You expect me to trust these bozos?" "My people are loyal." "They are loyal to me." "Bullshit." "Do you smoke?" "What does that got to do with anything?" "Do you smoke?" "!" "Give me your lighter." "My lighter?" "Your lighter!" "Okay." "Right here." "Here." "Take it." "What the fuck is wrong with you guys?" "Shut your mouth!" "Shut up!" "And don't move." "Mr. Joshua, your left arm, please." "Hey, you guys are fucking gone." "You know what I am saying?" "Jesus Christ, man!" "You guys are fucking crazy, man." "Come on!" "Have Endo look at that, Mr. Joshua." "Yes, sir." "You wish to do business with us, yes?" "Jesus Christ!" "You wish to make a purchase, yes?" "Yes, yes!" "Jesus Christ, yes." "You guys are out there like fucking Pluto, man." "You're gone!" "The heroin will be here Friday night." "We'll make delivery at that time." "Have the money ready, and no tricks." "If you try anything, you'll have to talk to Mr. Joshua." "Yeah, right." "Joshua. I got you." "Merry Christmas." "Yeah, right." "You too, pal." "Mike the autopsy report showed that Amanda was poisoned." "Even if she hadn't jumped, she'd be dead." "She was murdered." "Murdered?" "Jesus!" "I can't take this." "I just can't take this." "Why did you try to get in touch with me?" "I heard that you were...." "Somebody told me you were working out here." "I thought maybe you could get her out." "Get her out of what?" "Get her out of the stuff she was into." "She was making videotapes." "Pornographic videotapes." "I thought maybe you could just get her out, help her." "Easy, Mike." "You owe me, Roger." "Remember?" "I remember." "I want you to find whoever's responsible for this however many of them there are." "I know you can do it." "Just find them and kill them." "I'm a police officer." "I don't give a shit you're a police officer!" "lKill them!" "Just kill them!" "Wait." "Wait, Rog." "Come on." "You find them and you kill them." "You can do that." "You owe me." "Yeah, I owe you." "Gotta go, man." "What did he mean when he said you owed him?" "We served together in 1965." "la Drang Valley." "Saved my life." "Took a bayonet in the lungs." "That was nice of him." "l thought so." "Want me to drive?" "You're supposed to be suicidal." "Anybody who drives in this town is suicidal." "All units, possible jumper at Santa Monica and Orlando." "7-A-21, handle code 2." "All units, come in, please." "Gotcha!" "What's the number of your car?" "3-William-56." "3-William-56 en route." "I love this job!" "It's so exciting!" "Copy." "Police psychologist on the way." "Hey, boss, can we put the sirens on?" "Guys, I'm glad you're here." "Where's the psychologist?" "ln traffic." "Who is this guy?" "Salesman named McCleary." "He was at an office party and just went outside." "You think he'll go?" "Seems serious enough." "Who knows?" "l can handle this." "You qualified?" "l've done it before." "You're elected." "No guns, no jujitsu." "Bring him down." "Roger." "10-4." "Who are you?" "Riggs, Homicide." "Yes, sir." "He's over there on the end." "Merry Christmas." "Leave me alone!" "Please leave me alone!" "Why you doing this?" "None of your damn business!" "Fair enough." "Look, I'm just gonna come out there, okay?" "No, don't!" "You touch me, I'm gonna jump!" "Take it easy, for chrissake!" "I don't like this any better than you do." "I can't stand heights." "This makes me dizzy." "Just give me a chance to talk to you." "I'm gonna stand on the ledge with you." "Don't go." "Not out on the ledge." "You're not the first guy to think of this, you know." "A lot of people got problems during this season." "You know shit!" "No, you're wrong, pal." "You know nothing!" "Don't touch me!" "Easy." "l didn't do anything wrong!" "I know that. lt's not like you're murdering anyone." "That's right!" "That's right." "The only one I hurt is me!" "Me!" "That's right." "I know you're hurting. I get it." "Okay, now." "Come on." "Don't come near me!" "Give me a break." "My boss is watching me." "I gotta make it look like I'm trying to save you." "Come on." "I'm just gonna stand here and talk to you." "That's all." "You won't try nothing?" "I'm square with you." "I won't try a thing." "You think I want to fall off?" "I promise, I'll just talk to you." "All right." "Here, you want a cigarette?" "Come on, let's smoke, okay?" "Go on, take it." "Take our time and both die of cancer." "I'd hate you to leave without me." "What are you doing?" "See this key?" "Bye-bye!" "You're crazy!" "You can jump, but you'd be taking me with you, making you a murderer." "Bastard!" "You'd be killing a cop." "I'd be killing a psycho nut cop!" "But I'm still a cop." "You coming in?" "l'm jumping!" "Do you really wanna jump?" "Do you wanna?" "Well, then that's fine with me." "Come on!" "Let's do it, asshole." "I want to do it." "Shit!" "Let's go again!" "Come on, it was great." "Help me!" "Help me loose!" "He's trying to kill me!" "Did you see that?" "He's out of his mind!" "He's crazy!" "Those are my cuffs." "I want them back." "Don't you touch me!" "What the fuck did you just do?" "I controlled the jump!" "You wanted him down?" "He's down!" "Come here!" "Come where?" "Here with me!" "Get in here!" "Okay, no bullshit!" "You want to kill yourself?" "Shut up!" "Yes or no?" "You want to die?" "l got the job done!" "Just answer the question!" "What do you want to hear, man?" "That sometimes I think about eating a bullet?" "Well, I do!" "I got a special one for the occasion with a hollow point." "Make sure it blows the back of my goddamn head out!" "Do it right." "Every single day I wake up, and I think of a reason not to do it." "Every single day." "And you know why I don't?" "This is gonna make you laugh." "The job." "Doing the job." "That's the reason." "You want to die!" "l don't. I'm not afraid of it." "Here, take my gun." "Don't nibble on the barrel, pull the trigger." "Be my guest!" "Go ahead if you're serious!" "You shouldn't tempt me." "In your mouth." "Bullet may go through your ear and not kill you." "Under the chin's just as good!" "You're not trying to draw a psycho pension." "You really are crazy." "I'm hungry. I'm gonna go and get something to eat." "I don't know." "He's hurting." "He's in pain." "There's something eating away at this guy." "He's on the edge." "I think Riggs has a death wish, that's what it is." "Terrific." "So you're saying I should worry?" "I think you should worry." "When he goes, you don't wanna be near him." "Thank you, doctor." "You've been very, very helpful." "You're welcome." "I'm too old for this shit." "You hungry?" "No!" "I'm not hungry." "Want me to drive?" "No!" "I'll drive!" "You get in that side!" "All right." "You drive." "You get a bad personal call?" "What is it?" "Did the stock market crash?" "Don't worry." "Here, have a French fry." "Fifty years old." "What a birthday." "Goddamn, 50 years old!" "Been on the force 20 years, not a scratch on me." "Got a wife, kids, house, fishing boat." "I can kiss all that goodbye because my new partner has a death wish." "My life is over." "Would you just shut up here!" "Why are you talking to me anyway?" "I'm a dead man!" "I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants." "l didn't know." "lKnow what?" "That it was your birthday today." "It was yesterday." "Well, happy birthday for yesterday." "Sincerely." "Happy birthday, man." "Thanks." "Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present." "Don't thank me now." "It's the least I can do after all the kindness that you've shown me." "Are you gonna tell me where we're going?" "We're together on this." "Beverly Hills." "We got an address on Amanda Hunsaker's meal ticket." "Remember, he's not a suspect yet." "So we question him, not damage him." "I won't hurt." "I'll let you do all the talking." "Let me do all the talking." "Experience counts here." "You're not gonna smoke in the car." "Well, I am." "Does this bother you?" "I'll put it out." "It bothers me." "Does it?" "Yeah." "How about I open a window?" "That's not the point." "I have to watch out for my lungs, exercise, take care of myself." "424 1 coming up." "Bingo." "Do we have a warrant?" "We don't need one with the gate club." "Didn't take them long, huh?" "Hey, guys, go on in!" "Make yourselves at home!" "Thank you." "Merry Christmas!" "Don't need a warrant with an invitation." "I saw this place on Lif estyles of the Rich and Shameless." "Get the door." "Nice and easy." "Looks like the Garden of Eden." "Look at this!" "Paradise." "Isn't that sweet?" "I'm thinking probable cause." "Get the girls!" "Okay, asshole!" "Move!" "Come on!" "Get out!" "Fast!" "Move!" "Get your hands on that tree and face each other!" "Hands in front of you!" "My leg, man!" "Don't move, or I'll break your arm." "Got them!" "Show me your hands!" "Right now!" "Put your hands out there!" "See how easy that was?" "Boom!" "Still alive." "Now we question him." "You know why?" "Because I didn't kill him or jump off a building with him." "The building guy lived." "The point being, no killing." "No killing, right." "Right." "Piece of cake." "Now I'm happy." "Read him his rights." "I'll stand here being happy." "He's got a gun!" "You ever met anybody you didn't kill?" "Well, I haven't killed you yet." "Don't do me no favors." "Don't you worry." "The coroner gave the body a ride downtown." "I guess we can get out of here." "I'm sorry about that shit I said out there." "You saved my life." "Thank you." "I bet that hurt to say." "You'll never know." "Let's get a bite to eat." "Get my shoes on." "Mom, Rog is coming." "Okay, Carrie." "Here's my little welcoming committee!" "Where's my daughter?" "Which one--?" "Come on, Daddy." "This one's my daughter!" "Home, both of you." "Dinnertime." "How are you doing?" "I am doing all right." "How are you?" "is that a crook?" "No, this is my new partner, Martin." "What's your name?" "Carrie." "I'm glad you're home at a sensible hour." "Well, I try to be a sensible dad." "Come on in, Martin." "Want the door shut?" "Yeah, close the door." "Hello, Nick." "Get your legs off the arm of the couch." "How you doing?" "is Mommy in the kitchen?" "Let's sneak up on Mommy." "Hello, baby!" "I want you to meet-- l'd like you to meet Daddy's new partner." "Martin Riggs." "How are you?" "This is my wife, Trish." "Pleased to meet you." "Martin's gonna join us for dinner." "Roast okay with you?" "What's for dinner?" "We'll see what's for dinner." "This is a brown, sticky-- lt's roast." "How's a brown, roast-like substance?" "Roger, you're being an asshole." "l try not to be." "Want a drink?" "What do you got?" "We have Canadian Mist...." "You like Canadian Mist?" "Honey, it's in the back." "How come we didn't have fish?" "I thought we had fish tonight." "Don't worry about the fish." "Getting defensive-- Ever go fishing?" "Not since I was a kid." "I used to go spearfishing." "All I caught was a cold." "I got that boat out there." "Rianne, get the dessert." "Rianne!" "Your mother said get the dessert." "Get the dessert." "Shut up." "Catalina Island." "Nothing exciting, but I catch my allotment." "Not bad." "You can catch a few things out there." "I caught my wife out there." "Nice fishing out there." "Mr. Riggs, want a tart?" "Thank you, yes." "Call me Martin." "Mr. Riggs." "Sit down." "Rianne, it's not the first time we've had company." "Could've fooled me." "My name is Carrie, I'm no f airy My sister's cheery" "She's in love With this guy named Martin" "Nicholas!" "Come on. lt was really good!" "Wouldn't you say?" "Yeah, Dad!" "Why don't you try it?" "It was good." "Yeah, there you go." "I'm gonna find a partner My name is Roger" "And I need to be "modger" And a secret "hodger"" "You need some help." "I am awful." "Hey, sarge!" "Thanks for taking out the garbage." "But, honey, I'm entertaining our guest." "What do you think?" "It's nice." "You know anything about boats?" "l know how much they cost." "Can you sail this?" "What's wrong with you?" "It's not a sailboat." "That's what I thought." "There's no trick to it." "That's the front, that's the back, water all around." "Why you gotta make things so complicated?" "Thanks." "I don't." "Things get complicated all by themselves." "You mean Amanda Hunsaker's murder, huh?" "Did I mention that?" "I didn't." "Didn't have to." "I can read your mind." "What's the matter with you?" "Why is there a problem?" "There's no problem." "You got one dead girl, one dead guy." "The guy kills the girl." "We kill him because he wants us to be dead guys." "That's easy for you to say." "A sugar daddy is dealing drugs." "She said, did or saw something she wasn't supposed to." "He pitches her off the balcony into the sweet by-and-by." "That's why he came at us with a shotgun today." "I'm sorry. lt's just a little too easy, too neat. I can't swallow it." "Of course it's neat." "What's wrong with neat?" "I like neat." "By neat, you mean simple." "You okay?" "Watch out!" "What button did you push?" "What you doing?" "Where's my manual?" "is this what you're looking for, captain?" "You asshole!" "Didn't mean to interrupt an intellectual conversation...." "What is it?" "Mark asked me to a club tomorrow night." "You're grounded." "You know that." "Please, Daddy?" "Which one is Mark?" "The blond one." "With pits in his face?" "Those are dimples." "Pits." "When he smiles, I can see through his head." "The answer is no." "Rog, have a heart." "Hey, buddy." "She smoked pot in the house." "She's grounded." "Why can I have a beer, and I can't smoke a joint?" "It's not coke." "I'll tell you why." "Because now, at this moment beer is legal, grass ain't." "Right or wrong?" "It's wrong." "Right." "They sit there drinking six-packs, and I get grounded." "I'm gonna go home." "Did we resolve anything here tonight?" "Yeah, we resolved plenty." "We resolved that your wife takes out the garbage your daughter smokes grass and it's illegal and you don't know a lot about boats." "You got a hell of a nice family there." "Thank you." "I enjoyed the meal." "Thanks a lot." "Bullshit." "But thanks anyway." "You don't trust me, do you?" "I tell you what." "You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody especially me or yourself, then I'll start trusting you." "Fair enough." "I do it real good." "Do what?" "When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from 1000 yards out." "A rifle shot in high wind." "Maybe eight or even 10 guys in the world could've made that shot." "It's the only thing I was ever good at." "See you tomorrow." "Yeah, I'll see you." "You really like my wife's cooking?" "No." "See you tomorrow." "Looking for something?" "Aren't we all?" "You affiliated with a law enforcement agency?" "No." "Get in the car." "How old are you?" "Twenty-two." "Bullshit." "You like them younger?" "The younger the better." "How old?" "Sixteen." "A hundred bucks." "What'd you have in mind?" "Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me." "That's all?" "Yeah." "Three Stooges are on in about 20 minutes." "Are you serious?" "Sure, I'm serious." "Get out of there, Burbank." "This is cute." "What have we got here?" ""Police evidence."" "Here's Amanda." "Don't be shy." "Morning, Roger." "Here, have some coffee." "I've been doing a lot of thinking about the night Amanda Hunsaker died." "How'd you get in?" "Trish let me in." "What time is it?" "Daytime." "The night Amanda Hunsaker died, she" "What was the name of that hooker who witnessed the jump?" "Come on, we gotta get up and catch bad guys today." "Be real policemen." "I'll get a shower." "What was the name of the hooker that witnessed the jump?" "Century City isn't her usual turf." "Her name is Dixie!" "Give me that cup." "And get out of here!" "Someone was in bed with Amanda the night she died." "Up till now, we assumed it was a man." "Suppose it was Dixie." "Disgusting, but okay." "Let's say Dixie put the drain cleaner in her pills." "Say someone paid her to do it." "Sure." "She thinks, "Amanda swallows a couple of downers and she's dead."" "Then Dixie-- lf it was her." "If it was her." "She's got plenty of time to spritz the place up and get out." "Except Amanda jumps out the window." "Or Dixie pushes her." "Either way." "She has to make a quick exit because the body's public." "So she hauls ass downstairs." "People are saying, "What happened?"" "Somebody spots her, and she says, "Shit!"" "That's right, she stops and says, "Shit!"" "The point being that now she has to cover her ass." "That's right." "So she grabs the nearest flatfoot and says, "Officer, I saw the whole thing."" "Right." "That's pretty fucking thin." "That's very thin." "Thin's my middle name." "Your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised." "What?" "Nothing." "Those remarks won't get you invited to Christmas dinner." "My luck's changing for the better every day." "All right, baby, come to Roger." "Center mass." "Center mass." "Read them and weep." "You sleep with that thing under your pillow?" "I would if I slept." "Step back, baby." "Let me show what an old man can do." "Just warming up, just warming up." "Watch carefully." "Hey!" "Look at that, will you?" "Not bad for an old man." "Step aside, old man." "Have a nice day." "Shit!" "Uh-oh!" "The policemen are here!" "Yeah, you're right." "Hello, policemen!" "How you doing?" "Fine." "Are you gonna bust Dixie?" "We're just going over there for a cup of coffee." "We're going over to have breakfast." "You're gonna bust Dixie!" "You're gonna bust Dixie!" "Like I said, thin." "Probably nothing." "Did you see that?" "Wasn't that great?" "What are you, a fag?" "Your coat's on fire!" "Probably nothing." "Thin." "Very thin." "You guys okay?" "Got all your fingers and toes?" "3-William-56." "We got a fire and explosion at 111th and Larch." "Request ambulance and fire department." "Do it again!" "Do it again!" "Give me a break, guys." "Enough, enough!" "Do you think Dixie was home?" "What you got?" "Part of the device." "This is artwork." "This is goddamn artwork." "Glad you like it" "This is real pro stuff." "I haven't seen anything like this since the war." "Come again?" "The ClA used to hire mercs." "They used the exact same setup." "Mercury switches, gaflooey!" "That's heavy shit." "We got something." "The detective wants to see you." "Here it is." "Bunch of kids playing this morning one saw a guy checking the meter." "Where?" "Here at Dixie's." "He was playing under the porch." "Says he saw the guy pretty good." "lt could be a break." "Those kids are 6 years old." "If that." "You call the gas company?" "Sure did." "No one's supposed to check that meter for at least a month." "Let me handle this." "Be my guest." "Here's the little fellow that saw the guy." "My name is Detective Murtaugh." "What's yours?" "Don't tell him your name." "He'll put you in jail." "You won't see your mom." "It's all right. I won't put you in jail." "What's your name?" "Don't tell him, Alfred." "Alfred!" "This is Alfred!" "Hey, meet Alfred." "This is Alfred." "Alfred, hi!" "How old are you?" "Six." "Six years old." "I bet you like Gobots." "is that a real gun?" "Yeah, this is a real gun." "Do you kill people?" "No. lf some guy is hurting someone, I try to shoot him in the leg just to stop him." "Mama says policemen shoot black people." "ls it true?" "Yeah, is it true?" "is that true?" "Maybe we ought to get the kids some-- Ice cream." "You like ice cream?" "No, not you, Alfred." "The man you saw, did you get a good look at him?" "l saw him." "Great!" "Picture him in your head." "Close your eyes and think what he looks like." "Got it?" "Can you draw him?" "Give me some drawing paper and crayons." "Hurry up." "This is good." "Can it, man." "We'll put out an APB on Big Bird." "Very funny." ""All units." "Large yellow bird, silly voice."" "You're hilarious, Martin." "It's enough." "Tell me what he looks like." "Was he black?" "Was he white?" "Oh, he was white." "Okay." "Was he tall?" "Tall like me?" "What color was his hair?" "Brown?" "Black?" "Blond?" "His hair was blond." "What did he have on?" "Did he have jeans on?" "It was paint." "Pained?" "I don't know." "Painted?" "Painted." "A tattoo?" "Like Popeye?" "A tattoo like Popeye?" "No?" "It was that." "Like that?" "Exactly like that?" "I saw it good." "This is it." "I remember." "Are you sure?" "It had a knife, even." "Roger, that's a Special Forces tattoo." "Really?" "A Special Forces tattoo, mercury switches...." "What the hell have we gotten into here?" "I wonder if there's an opening in the L.A. Fire Department." "Wanna tell me about it?" "About what?" "Don't bullshit me." "Your daughter wasn't killed for something she was into." "She was killed for something you're into." "Stop me if I'm wrong." "I don't know what you're talking about." "Ikeep your hands away from your pocket." "Take it easy." "Fuck easy." "When you called me the other day, you were gonna blow the whistle." "Blow the whistle on what?" "You were gonna spill your guts, so they killed your daughter." "Tell me if I'm wrong." "Talk to me!" "They killed your daughter." "They paid off a hooker to poison your little girl." "Chrissake!" "I've got another daughter." "She'll be protected." "You don't know these people." "Acquaint me with them." "It goes back to the war." "I worked with a group called "Air America." cia front." "They secretly ran the entire war out of Laos." "I was with a special unit called "Shadow Company." Trained killers." "When Charlie brought in heroin to finance the VC government Shadow Company burned the whole thing down." "We killed everybody." "We also formed a plan." "Ikeep talking." "A couple of years ago, Shadow Company got together again." "The war was over." "But we still had our sources in Asia." "We've been bringing it in ever since." "Bringing in what?" "Heroin." "Two major shipments a year." "It's all run by ex-ClA." "Soldiers, mercs." "You son of a bitch!" "If you were getting cold feet, why did they kill Amanda?" "Why not you?" "They can't kill me." "They need me." "Why?" "My company, the bank." "It's a perfect front." "Makes everything look great on the tax reports." "This is big business, Roger." "Not anymore." "I'm gonna burn it down." "You can't. lt's too big." "These people are trained, expert killers." "I wanna know about your next shipment:" "Where it's coming in, how many-- l can't tell you that, Roger." "I can't." "I've got another daughter." "You can't protect her." "I am in this too deep." "Heroin." "You got off easy, you son of a bitch!" "You through?" "I haven't even started." "General McAllister, this is Delta One." "We're coming in." "Over." "You've accomplished your mission?" "Yes, sir." "Mr. Hunsaker is dead, sir." "I'm afraid, however, that another problem exists." "What is it?" "Explain." "Hunsaker spoke to the police, sir." "Are they dead?" "No, I missed the opportunity." "Very disappointing." "So the police may know the whole operation?" "That is correct, sir." "Joshua, it's time we turned up the heat." "Come on home." "What's a nice Irish girl like you doing out here?" "I'm looking for a guy, had this girl in his stable." "Never seen her." "Dixie's in your line of work." "Sure?" "Sure." "Why?" "l'm a police officer." "Don't worry, I won't drag your ass to jail" "You wore your vest." "That was smart, kid." "Come on." "Hold on!" "I'm on your side." "Son of a bitch, that hurts!" "You all right?" "I'm pissed, Roger!" "Now I'm pissed." "Oh, Christ!" "Look at your face!" "Two inches higher, he'd have hit your head." "Two inches lower, I'd be a falsetto for life." "I bet you'd sound nice too." "Come on, come on." "Where's my gun?" "Here." "Thanks." "Oh, shit!" "Roger!" "The guy who shot me...." "The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch that did Hunsaker." "You sure?" "I'm sure, man." "I never forget an asshole." "I got an idea." "We get two first-class tickets to Detroit and lay low for a few weeks." "Come on, be serious." "What do we do?" "What else?" "We bury the fuckers." "And you know something else?" "We do this right, we get famous." "Do shaving ads." "Girls." "Money." "With our luck, we'll do Forest Lawn commercials." "Bullshit!" "We got the edge." "Roger, they think I'm dead." "I'm a corpse." "Brilliant." "Brilliant shit!" "3-William-56." "Over." "We got a body f or you." "He was at Hunsaker's place." "I saw him, he saw me." "Get someone else to do it, okay?" "Captain says give it to you." "About two blocks from your house." "Yeah, sure." "He's probably blond with big dimples." "How'd you know that, sarge?" "Get in here!" "What's the matter?" "Trouble." "I feel they just gave a description of the kid my daughter's dating." "Let's be dark and quiet." "One, two...." "The bastards got my daughter." "What is it?" "Nothing." "What is it?" "!" "Nothing!" "Get back in your room." "Back in your room!" "You have a beautiful daughter." "I'd stick by the phone to find out where to meet us." "They got my kid." "Bastards took my baby." "Sgt. McCaskey, pick up line three." "Homicide, McCaskey speaking." "This is lKCOP news." "We heard an officer was shot tonight." "Can you give us more information?" "Sgt. Martin Riggs was shot and killed." "Who is this?" "We'll send somebody right over." "Bingo!" "Riggs is out of the picture." "I want Murtaugh taken alive." "He may not talk." "We have his little girl." "He'll talk." "You know they're gonna kill her, don't you?" "And if you want her back, you'll have to take her away from them." "I know." "We do this my way." "You shoot, and you shoot to kill." "Get as many as you can." "All you gotta do is just not miss." "I won't miss." "We're gonna get bloody on this one." "Are you really crazy?" "Or are you as good as you say you are?" "You're gonna have to trust me." "Here we go." "We don't want your daughter." "We wanna know what Hunsaker told you." "Dry lake." "Victorville." "Sunrise tomorrow." "Be there." "Murtaugh!" "Yes, that's right." "Show me my daughter!" "Let me see her, then I'll come quietly." "He wants to see the girl." "Get out." "Daddy!" "Okay, baby!" "I'm here." "Okay, it's all right." "Simple exchange." "You come with us, the girl takes a walk." "Let her go now." "As I say, take your hands out of your pockets." "Sure thing, pal." "It's alive." "Let her go now, or we all die." "Take him!" "He has a grenade!" "He's bluffing!" "He wouldn't risk killing his daughter." "If she's gonna die she's gonna die with me." "My way, not yours." "Come on, Roger, get out of the way." "Move to your left." "Come on!" "Put the pin back in." "Officer Murtaugh, don't be foolish." "Look at the hardware." "Your left." "Move to your left." "Look at the firepower." "You're grounded." "Riggs is gone." "Put the pin back in the grenade." "If you come closer then we all die." "I don't think so." "Come on, honey." "Just a smoker." "Bingo." "Where is he?" "It's Riggs." "Rianne, get in the car!" "Get in the fucking car!" "Go, Rianne, go!" "Come on, cottontail, stick your head up." "That's it, you son of a bitch." "Good night." "Don't try it, son." "You're not that fast." "Hello, Joshua." "Hello, Joshua." "Yes, sir." "I got Riggs." "He's got Riggs." "Go get the girl!" "Throw your weapon down!" "Put your hands behind your head!" "You're General Peter McAllister, commander of Shadow Company." "I see we've heard of each other." "Yep. lt'll almost be a shame when I nail you." "I ran into some of those Shadow Company pussies in Saigon in '69." "You did, did you?" "Leave me alone!" "Save your strength." "You'll need it." "Who's the Chin?" "Endo, meet Mr. Martin Riggs." "Endo has forgotten more about dispensing pain than we'll ever know." "See, we have a problem." "Since we have Murtaugh we don't need you." "l believe in being thorough." "l've heard that about you." "Our problem, and yours too is, we have a shipment of merchandise to deliver." "Why don't you just call it heroin?" "It's rather large, this shipment." "It would be unfortunate, however if we showed up to deliver our heroin and we're surrounded by cops." "That would be too bad." "Yes, it would be." "So we have to find out all the cops know." "We don't know shit." "You did Hunsaker before he could say-- l wish I could believe you." "But unfortunately, I don't." "If you would kindly tell me everything you know I promise I'll kill you quick." "I told you everything I know." "What the fuck is that thing?" "I'll tell you what it is." "It's called electric shock treatment." "We're in for a long night because I don't know shit." "We'll see." "Son of a bitch!" "Hit him again!" "Goddamn it!" "Hit him again." "Tell me about the shipment!" "I'm gonna fucking kill the both of you!" "Very funny." "I wanna know about the shipment." "The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh." "Go spit!" "Salt." "Go spit, you son of a bitch." "Fuck you!" "This is getting nowhere." "Mr. Large." "He knows shit." "We're safe." "He'd have told us." "Nobody can take that." "Fine." "Badass soldier, huh?" "Get her off." "Get her up." "Untie me, and I'll kill all of you bastards!" "Tell me what you know." "Fuck you, bastard!" "Son of a bitch!" "I'll kill you!" "Fucking bastard." "Sorry, pal." "Say good night." "That's a real good-looking young woman you got there, Mr. Murtaugh." "I told you everything." "We'll soon know, won't we?" "I'm warning you." "Don't." "Spare me, son. lt's over." "There's no more heroes left in the world." "lKill that son of a bitch!" "That asshole's getting away!" "Who's fucking next?" "McAllister!" "Who's next?" "Pretty thin, huh?" "Anorexic." "Let's do what the shepherd did." "What?" "Let's get the flock out of here." "Come on, let's go." "Everything's all right." "is it him?" "No. lt's not Joshua." "Come on, come on!" "Move it, move it, move it!" "Halt!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Get out of the fucking car, bitch!" "Come on, now!" "Police officers!" "I'm a police officer." "Give me some backup, and take care of the girl." "He's going for the freeway!" "You okay?" "Cut over to Third Street Bridge!" "You'll be able to get ahead of him." "General McAllister time for you to die." "Hold it!" "Get back in your car!" "Mind if I test-drive your Audi?" "Stop that son of a bitch!" "Shit!" "He got my car!" "Get back!" "Hey, man, I'm cool." "Let's get out of here." "Open the door!" "lKill that cop son of a bitch!" "No way you live." "No way." "Gangway!" "Hold it now." "Police officer." "Go ahead." "Folks, stay back." "Open it up, open it up." "Well, shit!" "What now, kid?" "First thing we gotta do is get you to the hospital." "Come on." "Let's go." "Don't breathe this stuff." "You'll see pink elephants." "The slippery son of a bitch got away!" "What do you mean, he got away?" "Hey, fire me." "Hold on." "Where you going?" "Sarge, I'm commandeering your car." "What's the matter?" "The son of a bitch knows where l live." "l'll drive, Cochise." "Get in." "Let Riggs drive." "l gotta look at him!" "He's all right." "Here you go." "l'm all right." "3-W-30 en route to Sergeant Murtaugh's residence." "Requesting additional units." "Excuse me, sir." "May we help you?" "No, thank you." "Good morning, sir." "Tell me, what day is it?" "Goddamn Christmas!" "I'll give you a home to come back to." "Crazy son of a bitch!" "Give me that." "Drop it." "Looking for the general?" "He's barbecuing his nuts on Hollywood Boulevard." "What do you say, Jack?" "Like a shot at the title?" "Don't mind if I do." "Okay, men!" "I'm Sergeant Murtaugh." "My responsibility here!" "Watch commander is en route." "Until then, Sergeant Murtaugh is in charge on site." "Just keep the citizens clear." "Ikeep everyone back!" "It's Sergeant Riggs' arrest." "I take full responsibility!" "The son of a bitch killed two of our men!" "Get him, kid!" "He's yours!" "Get up!" "Come on, Riggs!" "Come on!" "You wanna quit now?" "You wanna quit?" "Give me your nightstick." "Here." "Come on!" "Show me what you got!" "Eat this, you sucker!" "Let us take him!" "Let me take him!" "Please!" "No!" "Back off !" "Break his fucking neck!" "It's not worth it." "You lose." "Get that shit off my lawn!" "How you doing, kid?" "I got you." "I got you, partner." "Merry Christmas, Victoria Lynn." "I love you." "How are you?" "I'm gonna be all right." "You?" "Yeah, I'm good." "Give this to your dad, okay?" "It's a present for him." "Tell him I won't need it anymore." "lt's a bullet." "Yeah, it's a bullet." "He'll understand." "You want to come in?" "We're building." "No, I gotta go." "You have a nice Christmas, though." "Okay." "You too." "Okay." "Bye." "Bye." "After all we've been through if you think I'm gonna eat the world's lousiest turkey by myself you're crazy." "l'll tell you a little secret." "What?" "I'm not crazy." "I know." "Oh, good." "Let's eat." "Hey, you know something?" "I think your daughter likes me." "lf you touch her, I'll kill you." "You'll try." "You mind if I bring a friend?" "Of course bring a friend." "I don't think the cat will like this." "I'll put five on the mutt." "I'm too old for this." "I love this job!" "Can't you go faster?" "Floor this thing!" "lt's my wife's." "l won't go faster." "You're doing 65 now." "65?" "!" "Shit!" "Get your foot off the pedal!" "You're killing my corn!" "We're eastbound on Fourth, in pursuit of a red BMW driver Caucasian, blond." "Plate "2-Boy-Adam-Henry-174."" "You are westbound on Second." "20-William- 12 is southbound approaching Second." "You're heading straight toward each other." "Somebody back off." "Got it!" "What'd she say?" "We're about to have an accident." "You're gonna get us killed!" "Shit!" "I'm" "We'll stick with this red son of a bitch." "You chase the blue." "20-William-15, that's confirmed." "You got red, we'll get blue." "What's the pursuit?" "20-William-15 and 20-William-12." "Riggs, Murtaugh." "And the squad." "$20 on Riggs and Murtaugh." "Who's driving?" "Murtaugh, in his wife's wagon." "I knew nothing about the wife's station wagon." "Bet's off !" "Shut up!" "What the hell is that?" "What fucking language is that?" "It's German." "Japanese?" "It's a Japanese radio." "Maybe they bought the LAPD." "They own everything." "Shotgun!" "Shots are being fired." "Thanks for the scoop." "The son of a bitch shot my wife's windshield." "Entering the pursuit." "Shit, man!" "We're splitting up!" "Son of a bitch!" "Now we're cooking!" "Step on it!" "Look out!" "See you!" "I'd like to see your license and proof of insurance!" "We got one." "Yours is going up the hill." "So is Riggs, on f oot!" "Hey, Riggs!" "Get your slow ass in here!" "Get in here." "Now!" "Only if I drive." "Move over, I'll drive." "No, go around. I'm driving." "I'll drive." "Did you get a make on that red Beemer yet?" "Not a scratch, you hear?" "You're not gonna make it." "There's no room!" "You're not gonna make it!" "Look at my side panel!" "Goddamn it, you were right, you know." "There wasn't enough room." "Get down!" "Get down!" "Get down, stay down!" "He's making a hard right." "Get out of the way!" "This was a new car, Riggs." "It still is." "On three." "One two...three!" "Shit!" "You forgot your left indicator." "Where the hell is he?" "This guy's Mandrake!" "Where were you, man?" "!" "Goddamn it!" "Me?" "!" "Where'd he go?" "!" "He's fucking gone!" "l can see that!" "You come on "three" !" "lt's "three," then go!" "No!" "We always go on "three" !" "Sometimes we go, "one, two, three," then go!" "Go check back there!" "What was that?" "He's in the trunk." "l got you covered." "Holy Christ!" "That's a lot of money." "What is this?" "It's gold!" "Fucking gold!" "lKrugerrands." "It's illegal." "You can't import this into the country." "You're right." "The damage you caused comes out of the department's budget." "Pay it off in lKrugerrands." "Don't make jokes, make arrests." "You came up empty, I want an explanation." "Things got out of hand." "You said it was a routine bust." "You didn't mention helicopters, automatic weapons, lKrugerrands" "This was bigger than we thought." "Talk to you later." "I worked psycho ward, Riggs." "You'll never get out." "One minute, 15 seconds." "Shapiro, scratch my nose." "What's going on here?" "is this a kindergarten class or a police station?" "Let's get some work done." "Houdini Jr. bets he can free himself in five minutes." "I will too." "Don't try this at home, kids." "It's all over now." "Put your money on the table, and get back to work." "Suckers!" "Somebody check that thing, man." "How the hell did you do that?" "I dislocated my shoulder once." "I can do it whenever I want to now." "Goddamn, doesn't that hurt?" "Yeah, it does." "But not as much as when I put it back in." "If it isn't Mrs. Sigmund Fraud." "My door is always open, sergeant." "I think we ought to keep this on a professional level, don't you?" "Why the hell do you do this to yourself?" "Who else could I do it to?" "None of them will let me." "And I need the money." "Cough up!" "It's not all here yet." "I want it all. I want the lot." "Where did this come from?" "You can't help yourself to this stuff." "This is evidence. lt's a lKrugerrand." "That's mine. I won that." "lt's not yours." "You wanna get busted?" "Want to get something to eat?" "Not tonight." "Rianne's commercial is on." "Rianne's in a commercial?" "Not so loud!" "What's the matter?" "I'd be proud of her if I was you." "I haven't seen it yet. I don't know." "What if she stinks?" "You gotta be kidding." "She'll be great!" "Everybody, listen up!" "Tonight at-- What time?" "Come on!" "What time?" "Eight o'clock." "At 8:00 on channel...?" "Eight." "The sergeant's beautiful daughter Rianne" "Here's her picture." "She'll make her television debut in a commercial." "With this crowd, baby, you'd better not stink." "Thought I'd get a new windshield." "Don't worry, it'll be fine." "The hood." "We got a new hood on order." "No bumper." "We got a bumper on order." "See you back at your place, Rog." "lf you ever get there." "Thanks." "Thanks a lot." "Be careful." "The mirror's got tape around it." "Oh, boy." "Shit." "What happened?" "This was a new car." "Mom's gonna be upset!" "lt's still new." "lt's not!" "It's wrecked!" "I don't want your mother to know about it." "Do your homework too." "Hey!" "I haven't read these." "Rianne put them there." "Why don't you look out for me?" "Hey, Ricky!" "I want to use my driveway once in a while." "Nice oxygen tent." "Do I look like Michael Jackson?" "No, but you're bad." "This is a two-car garage, and this is my hobby room upstairs." "Take a look." "I retire when I'm 52, and the whole nine yards kick in when I'm 55." "Cut it out." "You're not retiring, are you?" "l've thought of it since I met you." "Thank you." "This is a nice hobby room." "All you need now is a hobby." "Jesus Christ!" "What's wrong with you guys?" "I'm sorry." "That's very uncool." "You're sorry?" "Check my shorts, for chrissakes!" "Don't you use hammers anymore?" "What's a hammer?" "Easy, easy." "It's no Saturday night special, for crying out loud." "All right, give it back." "A man's not safe in his own home." "Stay the hell out of here, then." "You got any traffic warrants?" "Why?" "Can you fix them?" "Almost time." "Are we taping this?" "Yes, so we can watch it over and over again." "Take the stairs." "Nick, get your feet off the table." "You too, Martin." "The color's no good." "lt's fine." "You'll mess it up." "I want my baby to look good." "Unplug it." "That's your sister!" "Picture's perfect." "You think so?" "Do I know you?" "Yes, sir." "We had a long talk about a week ago." "Remember?" "We did?" "About what?" "About your new hobby room." "This is George!" "How you doing?" "Did you sense that I liked you?" "Yes, sir." "Then sit down and be quiet." "What's that you're eating?" "My tuna fish sandwich." "Tuna?" "!" "Daddy, you can't eat tuna." "Dad killed Flipper." "We're boycotting tuna." "They kill the dolphins that get caught in the nets." "Only albacore." "Have ham." "Eat Miss Piggy." "l'm sorry!" "lt's only my eye." "Oh, my God!" "It's coming on!" "My baby!" "Don't she look gorgeous, Martin?" "When the time has come and the moment is right remember use Ramses Extra Condoms." "We do!" "Ramses Extra." "Because caring means all the protection you can get." "Take the kids upstairs." "We learn this in human development." "In human what?" "!" "Human development what?" "!" "Development." "Chill out." "Upstairs." "Nick, upstairs." "You know how your father is." "l looked fat." "l liked you." "Home." "Out." "George, I got a gun." "What's with you?" "She looked beautiful." "I liked it." "She made me want to buy rubbers right now." "I thought it was great." "Rianne, that was just- l thought you were terrific." "Really?" "I think she's got a future." "Don't you?" "Yeah, she was good." "George is afraid of Daddy." "Stick around." "Mr. Murtaugh has a gun." "Yeah, but it's an old gun, and he's not a very good shot." "That's good." "I'm going anyway." "Good night." "l'll buy you a beer." "Let him buy the beer." "You're under 21 ." "Be back by midnight." "Wait and see." "Cops never let up, you know?" "I'll have rubbers on my desk, in the mail, in the coffee.... lf you'd only shut your mouth." "You told everybody. I'm going for a walk." "Give the boys some credit." "In one ear, out the rubber." "How goes it with you, Hans?" "Okay." "You, Pieter?" "That's quite enough of that." "Come on over here, Hans." "Mind the plastic." "I'm having some painting done." "The important thing is, are you all right?" "No bones broken?" "I'm fine, thank you." "Just bumps and bruises, eh?" "Yeah, that's all." "Good, good." "However, we did lose over $1 million in lKrugerrand." "I know. I'm sorry, Mr. Rudd." "It happens." "It's not your fault." "Sometimes these things do not go as planned." "As you say, they just happen, eh, Pieter?" "You give a whole new meaning to the word "drop cloth."" "Certain policemen in this city have become an intolerable nuisance." "They are obviously onto us again." "How do you propose to handle it?" "Warn them off." "It's my experience that a scared cop is more useful than a dead one." "A warning?" "is that not a bit tame?" "Depends how you do it." "Then you'd better look at this." "This is the policeman in charge." "Goddamn kaffir." "Lovely." "Remember to take these in order." "There's a packet for each day of the week." "Thank you." "This yours?" "I found it in the wash." "Thanks." "I keep on losing this." "Something's wrong." "No, not really." "It's just a goddamn pen." "What about the pen?" "It just reminds me of something." "Reminds you of what?" "It reminds me of the night Vicki was killed." "I didn't mean to push." "That's okay." "We never really talked about this." "I was supposed to meet her for dinner, one of those romantic dinners for two." "I had so much work." "I forgot about the whole thing." "She waited at the restaurant for an hour before she drove home alone." "It was midnight when I got home to a ringing phone, so I answered it." "They told me she was killed in a car crash." "I should've been driving." "We'd have been all right." "I remember falling down on my knees, and I started shaking all over." "I remember thinking, "l'm just losing it."" "So there I was, lying on the living room floor." "Lying there, and I'm seeing under the couch, and I see this gold pen just lying there." "I'd been looking for it everywhere for two months." "There it is." "She wasn't much of a housekeeper." "This voice goes off inside my head, like a drill instructor." "It said, "Get up!" "Now!"" "I didn't feel like it, but I got up." "Muscles were still working." "Then I drove to the hospital identified her and signed her out with my gold pen." "Gold pen?" "Trish found a gold pen in the laundry." "Look around you, Sam." "Look around you." "One day, Sam this'll all be yours." "Find a nice bitch, raise a couple of pups." "A man could live here and be happy." "Anybody tell you if you sit on cold rocks too long, you'll get piles?" "Let's go watch some TV." "Kaffirs!" "Wondering about your kids?" "You wondering what we done to them?" "If I was you, I'd be going nuts now." "I'd be going fucking bananas." "Want to know what we done?" "Shall I tell you?" "You just let your imagination run riot." "This has just been a warning." "After this, it gets bloody." "You tell your people to back off." "Don't be a smart kaffir." "Maybe we let you live, huh?" "Come on, let's go." "You didn't see a face?" "Not one." "They all had on hoods." "What about a voice?" "That motherfucker who did talk had a strange accent. I couldn't place it." "Not German, not English." "Ikind of guttural." "You know, a shitty accent." "Anything like what we were chasing the other night?" "Yeah, kind of like that." "Trish and the kids?" "They're at her sister's house in Bellflower." "Listen up." "You all heard about what happened to Rog last night?" "Forensics get back with anything?" "Nothing yet." "They'll keep us posted." "The point being, we gotta watch each other's backs and fronts." "You're all invited to watch my back in poker tomorrow." "You in?" "lf we catch these assholes." "Count me in." "I got something special for you boys." "Leo Getz has been placed in protective custody." "You guys are gonna babysit him until Washington sends the feds." "How long?" "Soon as the red tape is processed." "Three days." "This guy Getz is gonna testify before a commission of inquiry." "Drugs, laundered money, et cetera." "I'll be there in 10 minutes." "This is not a shit assignment." "Yes, it is." "No, it isn't." "lt isn't." "lt's a shit assignment." "Shut up, the both of you." "Here you go, sir." "l guaranteed this guy's safety." "Why us?" "Because you two are the most qualified for the job." "And after last night, you could use the break." "I can handle last night." "What do we do with him?" "How should I know?" "Take him to Disneyland." "This stinks." "This stinks." "I don't give a fuck." "I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say that." "Here's where he's staying." "It's a nice hotel." "Expenses are paid by the Justice Department, so enjoy yourselves." "One more thing." "lKnow what that says?" "Same thing as that." "But I don't give a fuck." "You're lucky." "I have to live with that." "What a joint!" "Excuse me, ma'am, where's the lobby?" "That's this way." "Hey, come on." "Come on." "What I wouldn't pay to have this pool in my back yard." "You can't swim." "I could get my stroke down." "What's the water like?" "Great." "How's the temperature?" "Great." "Why don't you come in?" "As an employee, I can't get into these things. lf l get caught, I get fired." "Everything okay for you at the hotel?" "No problem?" "Nothing I can do for you?" "Excuse me. I see you're coming out of your shell." "Hotel psychiatrist." "Join us also." "Our patient, Mr. Getz, is waiting for us upstairs." "Wanna talk to Mr. Murphy?" "Yeah, I gotta go to work." "Bye." "Come back." "We'll be waiting." "Can any of you cook?" "Let's go." "Murphy." "The girls in this place." "This is where they live in the day." "This is where my tax money goes too." "Leo lives like this." "Where's the elevator?" "Down the hall to the right." "Are you gentlemen guests of the hotel?" "Excuse me." "What room is that for?" ""612."" "This is it. 612." "Who is it?" "Police." "How do I know that?" "After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet." "Don't you wanna see a badge?" "Where's your badge?" "Shut up." "I get it." "Bad cop, good cop." "Shut up!" "Bad cop, bad cop." "I know the routines." "Are you Leo Getz?" "That's me, Leo Getz." "Whatever you need, Leo gets." "You get it?" "I use that to break the ice when I meet people." "I'm Sgt. Murtaugh." "This is Sgt. Riggs." "How you doing?" "Nice to meet you." "What do I call you guys?" "Sgt." "Murtaugh and Sgt. Riggs." "We're gonna be your shadow." "That's all right." "An old-fashioned--!" "Okay. I just ain't seen one in a long time." "I didn't think anybody used those things anymore." "I'll bet you the kid's got an automatic." "Got an automatic?" "Yep, a Beretta." "Don't touch it." "You sure you guys are cops?" "Better watch how you treat me." "I'm the state's star witness." "We'll take that room." "Actually, I already have my stuff in this room." "You know, when I.... lt's yours." "My stuff's gone." "I'll move it in the small room, okay?" "I'm the smallest guy here." "I'll take the small room." "Come on, loosen up a little, guys." "We'll be together a long time." "I'll get it." "It's only room service." "You hungry?" "I'll call and get anything you want." "See this silk robe?" "Silk pajamas?" "Free!" "lt's not free." "Yes, it is!" "lt's taxpayers' money." "Oh, God!" "It's the same thing." "Good morning, gentlemen." "That's my food!" "You guys didn't want anything." "Bring it here." "It's mine." "Boy!" "You could've had anything you wanted." "I ordered eggs, not hamburger." "Martin, not the window!" "Shit!" "Where is that son of a bitch?" "Somebody stop that guy!" "Stop him!" "Don't leave me!" "I can't swim!" "Get off me!" "Get off me!" "We're near the edge of the pool." "Now get the fuck off my back." "Clear, move it!" "Get back!" "Police!" "You all right?" "I'm okay." "Why didn't you follow me down?" "Why didn't you?" "l was seven floors up!" "He hit me." "Good!" "This guy took an awful chance to pop all of us." "Did you witness a murder?" "No, nothing like that." "Honest." "All I did was, I laundered half a billion dollars in drug money." "Half a billion dollars?" "Give or take a few." "Who could count with that much money?" "Could I please have some cotton balls for my nose?" "Could you please shut up?" "You're supposed to take care of me." "Shut up!" "Mr. Getz got away." "Our best opportunity, and he gets away." "He slips right through our fingers and into the hands of the police." "What are you doing?" "Just checking to see if I was standing on plastic." "Okay, I got it." "Okay, here." "I'm who I am." "You're a drug dealer." "I work in a bank." "You have money to launder." "What do you do?" "I bring it to you." "He does." "Me?" "I don't understand." "Why me?" "Who am I?" "I'll tell you." "You're a courier." "You work for him." "I'm the drug dealer." "Don't you have plates?" "Here." "Come on." "What is this?" "I deposit the cash into the account of a dummy finance company." "Then I issue you a cashier's check in his name minus a small commission for myself." "You like breathing?" "How much?" "Two percent." "Not bad, Leo." "Pretty prosperous." "You give it back to me as collateral on a loan l make to you." "But you don't pay back the loan." "You keep the money." "How's that work?" "How's what?" "That's it!" "Don't you get it?" "It's your money." "You don't pay it back. lt's yours, and it's clean!" "It is now laundered." "You cops aren't too bright, are you?" "This is the best part." "You got it?" "You take a tax deduction on interest payments that you don't even make." "Am I a genius?" "You're a swindler." "Cheat!" "Come on." "Everybody cheats." "Look at the Pentagon." "So you got it?" "Okay, Mr. Big Shot, how come you turned yourself in?" "I was scamming those guys for months." "Every transaction, I kept a little." "You?" "It was easy." "All those cash deposits." "Millions of dollars in small bills changing hands." "Who's gonna miss $10,000 here, $20,000 there?" "Drug dealers." "That's right." "They did." "That's why I'm living out of a suitcase now." "You can give that to Nick." "I'll bet you it's softer." "I put fabric softener in." "It's small, Leroy." "It's not Leroy, it's Leo." "And if you want, I'll buy you another shirt!" "Do me a favor." "Give me the names of those drug dealers." "I don't know any drug dealers." "All I dealt with was couriers." "Where does Trish keep my laundry?" "On the shelf in back of the machine." "You never met anyone except couriers?" "No names." "Wait a minute, wait a minute." "Come to think of it...." "Okay, listen." "They took me up to the hills in this house with stilts on it." "And I had a job interview with a guy and his name was Haynes." "Hans!" "Take us there." "We have to sit on this guy." "It won't do any harm to look." "l know the address." "Let's go." "We shouldn't!" "Come on, don't be a killjoy!" "We're back, we're bad!" "You're black, I'm mad." "This is going to be great!" "If we're going, shouldn't I have a gun?" "is my nose still bleeding?" "It's really sore." "I'm sorry about that." "That's downtown L.A. How'd you like to have a house here?" "It'd be okay three days of the year when you can actually see it." "Get a fresh breath." "It's been two hours and six places." "You sure of the address?" "I told you I wasn't sure of the exact address." "What are you sure of?" "I'm sure the numbers add up to 28." "I remember because I was 28 when I became a certified public accountant." "We can figure this out." "There's four numbers." "The first one has to be a nine." "Nine is my lucky number. I was born on the ninth day of the ninth month." "This is ridiculous." "Hang on." "Maybe not, maybe not." "There aren't many streets in Bel Air that begin with nine with only four numbers in the address." "How many's not that many?" "Let's have a look." "Well, I meant more than 10 or 12 streets." "This is thin, Riggs." "This is very thin." "This is anorexic." "such as 739, 658." "Okay, that's it." "That's it." "Look." "This is it." "See?" "The last three numbers have to be either 739 or 658." "The first number's gotta be a 9 because 9 was my lucky number." "I was born on the ninth day...." "See, that's it." "I tell you, I could do it." "Take us there." "We need a street, that's all." "ls that all?" "How's that?" "Good enough for me." "Leo, this is the seventh place." "We have the numbers." "And the seventh time." "Just jumble them around." "lt's a lucky number." "It should be coming up soon." "9856." "That's it." "That's another possibility." "This is the ninth possibility." "That's it!" "Nine." "My lucky number." "Stay in the car, you hear?" "Can't I come?" "Stay." "Nice car." "What are you doing?" "Hooking it up." "You're not looking at what you're doing!" "I know what I'm doing. I'm towing your car, not a baby carriage." "You're chipping the paint." "I can hear it!" "You smell what I smell?" "l smell something." "What's that?" "A rat?" "A stinky one too." "Where you going?" "I'm a peeping Tom." "It goes with the badge." "It's fun sometimes too." "Bingo!" "Lars, look!" "What the fuck?" "Where's the pool?" "There's no pool." "There's no pool." "This house was built on stilts." "Stilts?" "No, I'm sure there's a pool." "Cuff yourselves." "Not this again." "Riggs!" "Where you at?" "Stay where you are." "Don't move." "You all right?" "Move that truck." "Give me your keys!" "You all right?" "Where you going?" "That was the hotel waiter." "Wait for me!" "Get out of here!" "What are you doing?" "You can't take my truck!" "What's going on?" "Don't worry." "We'll bring it right back." "Gotcha!" "Sergeant, it's the guy from the hotel!" "Where did he go?" "Riggs is hanging on the truck!" "What are you doing out of the car?" "Get in the car!" "Get back!" "It's police business!" "It's a high-speed chase!" "Get out of the way!" "Go faster!" "We gotta catch him and your partner." "Hello, asshole!" "Come on, come on." "Give me that!" "There they are!" "Hurry up!" "Come on!" "Can't you go faster?" "Will you shut the fuck up?" "Look out!" "Oh, shit!" "Wipeout!" "It's all under control." "I told you to look out!" "You're too old to drive this car." "Shut up!" "And stay!" "What do you think I am, a dog?" "Hands behind your neck!" "What are you doing here?" "We got a lot to talk about." "What's going on?" "Freeze, dickhead!" "Get down here, dickhead." "It's been a bad day." "Show me your hands." "Take it easy, officer." "I'm not armed. I won't resist." "Put down your guns, gentlemen." "It's all right." "Do as I say!" "Get your hands on your head." "Lace them behind your head!" "You have no idea what you're doing." "We're professional police officers." "We do this for a living." "My name is Arjen Rudd." "I'm minister of diplomatic affairs for the South African Consulate." "South Africa, home of the lKrugerrand." "Among other things." "These gentlemen also work for the consulate." "We have diplomatic credentials-- lKeep your hands high." "Give me that." "Everybody take it easy." "Especially you, Riggs." "Riggs?" "You Martin Riggs?" "Of the Chicago Riggses." "What's your name?" "Pieter Von" " Vor" "Fuck, I'll just call you Adolf." "Are you Arjen Rudd?" "Aryan...?" "That's you." "lt's official." "They are official." "Under the Diplomatic Relations Act no diplomatic agent may be detained or arrested" "Once his identity has been established." "We do have a serious diplomatic situation here which I'll take up with your State Department tomorrow." "I'm quaking in my boots, but I'll still bring you down." "My dear officer you could not even give me a parking ticket." "Who is the dickhead now?" "This house is owned by the South African government." "This is South African soil." "Now get out of here." "All of you." "Come on, let's go." "Hey, man, don't do it." "Don't fucking do it." "Fuck with me, and I'll make you eat this thing." "Kaffir!" "With those credentials, Chuck Manson could get off." "l went to school with him." "Yeah, right." "Miss, could you step out of the car, please?" "Put them away. I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Are you...?" "Don't open that." "That is a diplomatic pouch protected under Article 27 of the Vienna Convention." "is he serious with this stuff?" "These are police officers, Miss Van den Haas." "They were just leaving." "She is a consulate secretary." "Give her back the briefcase." "Give it to her." "Here. I'm sorry, Miss Consulate Secretary." "Don't talk to them!" "Come here." "He's a nice guy." "What's he paying you an hour?" "How'd you like to increase your pay?" "Better hours?" "I'd start getting used to that sort of view." "lt's the Triangle Trade again." "The what?" "Didn't you ever do American history at school?" "From molasses to rum to slaves." "Now it's drugs to dollars to lKrugerrands." "I know there's a dead guy with a surfboard where his face was and the State Department's breathing down our throats." "I'll have to make a formal apology to the South African Consulate." "Apologize?" "He's a sack of shit!" "He's dirty, a crook." "It doesn't matter if he's dirty." "He's a diplomat." "He's got immunity." "We can't touch him, arrest him, prosecute him." "is that clear?" "Does that spell it out?" "Yes, sir." "Who the hell is this guy?" "Leo Getz." "Nice to meet you, sir." "You took a civilian on a bust." "A civilian you're supposed to protect!" "He's alive, isn't he?" "lt's okay. I signed a waiver." "Besides, I usually wait in the car." "Usually?" "Usually?" "They're very adamant about that." "l don't give a fuck." "They're good cops." "They're the best." "One time, a guy was waving a gun" "What'd he say?" "What did he say?" ""l don't give a fuck." lt's his mantra." "Why is everybody's ass parked on my desk?" "Up!" "Up!" "It's a rubber plant!" "I had nothing to do with it." "Looks like a week's supply." "Go spit." "I'm sorry, I forgot." "You're too old for that shit." "If you don't like it, you can exchange it." "Thank you, Mr. Rudd." "One moment, Miss Van den Haas." "I hope you understood what was happening here today." "I'd rather not jump to any wrong conclusions." "Why don't you explain it to me?" "The policies of our government are not popular here in America, as you know." "The police department of this city is overrun with blacks." "They have badges and guns, and they hate us." "Our consulate, its staff and particularly myself, will always be targets for their harassment." "Good night, Mr. Rudd." "Things are getting out of hand." "We are suffering too many losses." "We have to move the cash in one large shipment." "We'll need something bigger than a suitcase." "I'll worry about that." "You worry about the police." "Your warning did not work." "Come on, Leo, let's go!" "l'm coming." "Come on!" "Move!" "Okay!" "Hey, they're cops, okay?" "Big deal. I've gotta eat too." "Come on, Leo." "Give me the food." "Who ordered the super combo?" "Over here." "I get a steak sandwich." "Who gets Leo?" "You got a big, empty house." "I got a trailer." "What will I do with him?" "My place is too small." "You take him." "I had him last night." "Excuse me, fellas!" "This is tuna. I hate tuna." "I refuse to get stuck with tuna." "Now, come on." "Don't eat the tuna." "Where were you?" "I just said that!" "I'm not eating tuna." "Let's go back." "We're not going back." "Shut up!" "Sure, don't go back." "Okay, don't go back." "That's it." "Can I give you two guys a friendly piece of advice?" "Never go up to the drive-through." "Always walk up to the counter." "You know why?" "Let me tell you." "They fuck you at the drive-through, okay?" "They know you'll be miles away before you find out you got fucked." "They know you won't turn around and go back." "They don't care." "Who gets fucked?" "Leo Getz!" "Sure!" "I'm not eating this tuna!" "Shut up!" "Good morning, Mr. Rudd." "Get rid of that man." "Yes, sir." "Sorry, you're gonna have to leave the premises right now." "The morning faxes." "Sam, come here." "What's the matter?" "He kick you out of the house?" "Here, Sam. I want you to bite Leo for me." "What are you doing?" "I'm cleaning up this pigsty." "I like living the way I live." "When's the last time you did the refrigerator?" "The pan under it?" "There's a pan under there?" "Oh, please." "Come on." "Where's my phone?" "Where the fuck is everything?" "What have you done with the TV?" "Outside." "Everything is outside." "Just stop what you're doing." "Get the dog out of here!" "You go before the mutt." "Out, out!" "Oh, man!" "Riggs, it's Collins." "Has Murtaugh checked in with you?" "No, he hasn't." "Why?" "I haven't heard from him." "He doesn't answer his phone." "I'll be right there." "Stay in the car." "Get in there." "I'm upstairs!" "Should I call 999, "Officer in distress"?" "I'll cover the back!" "Where are you?" "l'm up here." "In here." "Good morning." "First time in 20 years I got the bathroom all to myself." "No kids banging on the door." "No wife asking me to hurry up." "Just me and my new Salt Water Sportsman magazine." "is that the one with the article on deep-sea fishing?" "Sitting here reading about marlin fishing in the Gulf of Mexico when I glanced over and saw this." "Oh, Jesus!" "is that all?" "You scared the shit out of me." "Scared the shit out of you?" "How long you been here?" "I've been here all night." "My legs are so goddamn numb, I don't know if I can" "Don't move." "I can't." "Just stay that way." "Do you mind?" "A dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it." "Tell me I'm not fucked." "He's fucked." "Okay, but I'd be lying." "You'll be okay if you don't stand up." "That's a relief." "l'll have to get help." "No way!" "Why?" "I'm on the toilet." "Give me a break." "This is serious." "I gotta get the Bomb Squad in here." "Bomb Squad?" "Okay, call them in." "Call them, but don't use the open frequency." "Let's try to keep this quiet, okay?" "Sure." "Trust me." "Excuse me, please." "Officer, an escort isn't necessary." "I know you're a psychiatrist, but it's not a pretty sight." "I have helped policemen through the most traumatic moments." "Believe me, there is nothing in this room that I cannot handle." "I was wrong." "Excuse me." "I should've known." "Where there's one, there's the other." "Split." "You're the psychiatrist?" "I have these dreams." "It's ready to come out." "I gotta live in this house!" "Clear this room." "Come on, Riggs." "You too, Riggs." "No." "Riggs." "Out." "All right." "Dive into the tub." "When you do, pull the bomb blanket over your head." "This is a good cast-iron tub." "It'll withstand a hell of a blast." "I can't do it." "He can't do it." "He's been on there for 18, 20 hours." "He can't even walk." "I'll have to help him." "All right, you better wear this." "How's the nitrogen?" "Almost there." "What he's doing is spraying this thing with liquid nitrogen to give you a second or two before detonation." "Got that?" "A second or two." "Thanks a lot." "Lights out!" "Get him up and out." "Let's go." "Move!" "Good luck." "You got a piece?" "A Smith  Wesson." "Try this." "Safety's on. I'll collect it later." "Good luck." "All right, let's move." "Alone at last." "Why didn't they plant the bomb in Trish's stove?" "Think of all the needless suffering that could have ended right there." "I'm gonna die on the toilet." "Guys like you don't die on toilets." "Anyway, I'm here, and I don't plan on going just now." "Let's do it." "On "three."" "Wait, let me get into the tub." "I'm just gonna give you the" "On "three," huh?" "What do you say?" "One..." "...two" "Wait!" "Do we do it on "three"  or "one, two, three" ..." "...then do it?" "Well, it's your ass." "It's up to you." "My ass, yeah." ""Three."" "We go on "three"?" ""One, two" and then "three" !" "One...." "Martin?" "What?" "I know." "I mean it, man." "I hear you." "We're not gonna fucking die, all right?" "On "three."" "One two three!" "I gotta go!" "I gotta go!" "Get off me. I don't want anybody to see us like this." "Mr. Jones?" "Sit down, please." "What can I do for you today?" "I have this problem, this very delicate matter." "My friend wants to emigrate to South Africa." "Of course, I can help him do that." "I want you to talk him out of it." "Talk him out of it?" "Whatever for?" "This is a bad time for him to go." "I mean, with all the trouble." "Ask your friend to come back later in the week..." "...we can sit down" "No, he's here." "He's here?" "He's here now." "Alphonse!" "Alphonse?" "How you doing?" "There must be some mistake." "Say what?" "Listen to your friend." "He knows what he's talking about." "I don't think you want to go to South Africa." "Why not?" "Because you're black." "You are." "He is." "Of course I'm black." "That's why I wanna go." "To join my brothers in the struggle against the tyranny of the racist, fascist white, minority regime!" "Fascist regime!" "One man, one vote!" "One man, one vote!" "Free South Africa, you son of a bitch!" "You son of a bitch!" "I've heard as much as I want to." "I demand that you leave." "What's happening here?" "Back off !" "Close the security gate!" "Quickly!" "End apartheid now!" "You're telling me to shut up?" "You gonna arrest me?" "You can't push me out!" "You call this security?" "More people come in and out of here than Grand Central Station." "Wait, gentlemen!" "Don't bother to call the police." "I'm here already." "I should have known." "Well, well." "It's the master race!" "I hope you realize the trouble you are in right now." "As usual, you have everything upside down and turned around and back to front." "Gentlemen show Officer Riggs into the street." "Fingers off." "Hand off !" "Let me look at that." "That's some piece of hardware." "Where the fuck do you get that stuff?" "I've never seen that." "Where's it from?" "South Africa?" "Don't move." "I'm surprised you haven't heard about me. I got a bad reputation." "Sometimes I just go nuts." "Don't move." "I'll make a deal with you, Arjen." "Or is it Aryan?" "Whatever the fuck your name is." "You fold up your tents, and get the fuck out of my country and I won't do anything to you." "I'll leave you alone." "If you stick around here, I'm gonna fuck your ass." "Then I'll send you home with your balls in a sling." "Just get out of here kaffir lover." "Eenie meenie minie...." "Hey, Moe!" "Sorry, Adolf." "Pick them up with your hands." "Big smile." "Big smile!" "Vorstedt, come over here!" "Vorstedt!" "Hello." "Officer...?" "Martin Riggs." "What are you doing here?" "I've been with your boss." "You know, shooting the breeze." "Shooting his fish." "The guy goes, "But, but, but you're black!"" "He's black!" "l bet he was shitting." "Started some shit with that!" "You get into Rudd's office?" "Yeah, I got up there." "Aryan Crud and his Brown Shirts turned up but I ripped this off a pad." "What's that?" ""Alba Varden, Thursday." Alba Varden?" "What do you think?" "Isn't that Hitler's girlfriend?" "That's Eva Braun." "He has a date with her Thursday." "Her name sounds familiar." "You know her?" "No. lt just sounds familiar." "Alba Varden...." "There's a deli." "Pull over." "Let's eat, I'm starving." "I'll spring." "Let's go." "Sounds good to me." "Out the other side." "Other door, Leo." "Out the other door." "No cars." "Vorstedt!" "That policeman." "You should pick from the bottom." "They put the old stock on top." "Officer Riggs." "I followed you from the consulate." "You followed me?" "Well, I needed some pork chops and a toilet brush too." "I wanted to apologize for the other day, in case we frightened you." "I was a bit startled by all those guns." "I'm sorry." "And I wanted to thank you too." "Thank me for what?" "You don't like your boss very much, do you?" "There's a lot I don't like about my boss and my country." "But I like my job very much." "It keeps me here in Los Angeles." "You like this town?" "That's a new one." "l forgot your first name." "lt's Rika." "Rika Van Haagen-Dazs." "Ice cream?" "No, Van den Haas. lt's Dutch." "That's a real pretty name." "You got a rabbit or is that your dinner?" "lt's mine." "Shop one day at a time?" "Good police work." "I get paid for that." "I don't shop for the entire week." "No?" "Why not?" "I never know what I'll be hungry for." "Wait." "Have dinner with me." "I got a nice place on the beach." "A good view from every window." "A beautiful sunset." "Come on, be original, say yes." "Everyone else says no." "Come to my place." "I'm a gourmet cook." "Let go of the basket." "I'll scream." "Don't." "l will." "Please-- l'll embarrass you in public." "You'll turn red like that apple." "Come on with me." "No." "No, please." "Lady, let go of my bag!" "Hey, look!" "Somebody call a cop!" "What are you doing?" "Let's go before someone calls a cop." "You are a cop." "You must be an honest cop, Martin Riggs." "It ain't much, but it's everything I said." "Look at the view." "I did exaggerate about one thing." "I'm not exactly a gourmet cook." "I can only make chili." "Do you like it with or without Oreos?" "With, of course." "A woman after my own heart." "Careful." "Watch your step." "Sam wants in." "Here, sit down." "Wait a minute." "It's a little filthy." "I haven't got wine." "How about a beer?" "That's fine." "She drinks beer." "What's wrong?" "You got a dirty glass?" "Oh, it's a wedding ring." "I used to be married." "But not anymore?" "No." "Not anymore." "I got something on the stove." "Rudd's hiding behind his diplomatic credentials, isn't he?" "What's that?" "Rudd's hiding behind his diplomatic credentials." "He's not a very nice guy." "Then whatever he's doing, he shouldn't get away with it." "How's it hanging, Wyler?" "What the hell do you want?" "l hope better than Murtaugh." "Easy." "Easy." "Tell me, have your brains ever seen the light of day?" "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "I'm a cop!" "No, you were a cop." "Honey, we're gonna be late." "I'm just gonna take a couple laps before I go down to the station." "Sam, take a hike." "No Stooges tonight." "Go on!" "He's sweet." "Get a beer, man." "Don't worry about it." "Cavanaugh, are you in or out?" "I'm out." "Put some music on." "Who's not accounted for?" "Riggs and Murtaugh." "Murtaugh's taking the witness to a new location." "What about Riggs?" "Hasn't checked in." "Get on the radio and find them!" "We lost Wyler, Collins, Cavanaugh." "How many do we have to lose?" "Let's worry about the ones that are alive, all right?" "Do it." "Sorry, captain." "Get me Riggs." "I'll get that." "Thanks to you, I missed my poker game." "And I was feeling real lucky." "Okay." "So what I see are nice conservative tax returns." "Everything by the book." "Everything black and white." "You have to play around in the gray areas if you wanna see some bucks." "On your salary, there's not much to work with." "You need deductions." "My boat." "Can't deduct it." "No, it's the bill of sale." "l know, but you can't deduct it." "That's it, my boat!" "Let's go!" "Go where?" "To my house." "For what?" "My boat, man." "Look at this commercial!" "Look at the body on this kid." "She is so hot." "What are you doing?" "Look at the girl!" "You hit the button- l didn't hear you say that." "Say what?" "She's great." "She's got a great body." "Makes me wanna buy rubbers." "It's time for the seventh-inning stretch." "That's a baseball expression." "I know." "But we're only up to the fourth inning." "Batter up!" "Stay in the car." "I'll only be a minute, okay?" "I don't wanna stay." "It's cold." "You have no door." "You're the reason there's no door." "Turn on the heat if you're cold." "Don't touch anything." "Nothing. I mean nothing!" "Alba Varden...." "Why do I know the name?" "It's here. lt's gotta be." "Another day, another hobby." "Yeah, what's new?" "The day on my boat." "Not there." "Where is it?" "My birthday." "I'll be damned." "Alba Varden is a ship, not a woman." "Leo, I told you to stay in the car." "Shit!" "Nailed them both." "My car." "Leo!" "Get up, get dressed." "What is it?" "Get dressed." "Come on." "Trust me." "l don't understand." "Trust me." "Something's wrong." "I got a bad feeling." "l don't understand." "Put this on." "Get in the truck." "The keys are under the seat." "When they stop to reload, run for the truck." "What about you?" "l'll be okay." "I'll meet you in the truck." "Go on!" "Stay out of the light." "Master race." "It's all right." "You shit!" "You shit!" "Who were those people?" "You tell me." "Was it your husband?" "What are you doing Saturday?" "It's Sam!" "Head down!" "Come on, Sam!" "Come on, Sam!" "Come on, Sam." "Shake a leg." "Come on, boy." "Has he got any holes in him?" "You clever dog!" "I promised I'd have you home by 11:00." "This is the most incredible first date I've ever been on." "Wait until the second." "No more helicopters, please." "Okay, I promise." "This is a nice building you've got here." "Any vacancies?" "I'm between homes." "You can stay right here." "I can?" "Yes, there's a vacant apartment up there." "I was kidding." "You can stay with me." "Tonight?" "Yes." "Tonight and tomorrow night and the night after that." "And after that?" "Don't push your luck." "I gotta go." "But you said" "Go inside and lock all the doors." "And you're not going to work tomorrow." "There's better ways of staying in L.A. than that job." "All right. I've just quit." "I'll just grab a few things-- l forgot, I haven't got anything." "Just bring yourself." "I gotta go." "Bye." "Go home!" "Go!" "Go get the girl." "I was going to offer you a drink, but I understand you're on the wagon." "That stuff will kill you quick." "You know so much about me, who the hell are you?" "I'm the guy that changed the course of your life." "Four years ago when you was a narc down at Long Beach you were getting too close." "We put a contract on you." "I handled it myself." "Drove your car off the road, remember?" "But you weren't driving, were you?" "You can't imagine the surprise." "I pulled back this matted mop of bloody hair to see this woman's face." "Your wife, right?" "She didn't die straight away." "It took a bit of time." "Don't have much luck with women, do you?" "She's dead." "They killed her." "Where are you?" "They killed her." "She's dead." "They killed them both." "Slow down." "Who are you talking about?" "Where are you?" "She's dead, Roger." "She's dead." "Just calm down." "We'll take care of it." "Where are you?" "I'm not a cop tonight." "It's personal. I'm not a cop." "You don't know what happened tonight." "There's more." "I'm gonna get those bastards and fuck them!" "I'm going there now." "We're not going to the fucking stilt house." "We're under orders!" "Then the stilt house will have to come to me." "You don't understand." "They killed them both." "They got Rika and my wife." "Don't hang up!" "Shit." "What's the deal?" "You talk to the feds, but you don't talk to me." "That's not fair." "We trusted you, Leo." "You betrayed us." "You took our money!" "We want it back now, you slimy little shit." "Give him some more." "He seems to like it." "Don't try and stop me." "I've seen that look in your eyes before." "They declared war on the police." "You know about that?" "I heard it on the radio." "We don't have the authority." "Cavanaugh Wyler, Shapiro Rika, Vicki." "How much fucking authority do you need?" "You got a plan?" "If you drive around the front of the house you wait for my signal and then just go in and shoot those fuckers." "They got Leo." "Be careful." "What's your signal?" "You'll know it when it happens." "Somehow I think I will know." "Payday." "Feel like talking, Leo?" "It's the big one!" "All right." "Cool it." "Watch him." "Move me away from the windows!" "Watch the glass!" "Come on!" "l'll go." "Riggs, you crazy mother" "Holy Christ!" "You all right?" "I'm okay." "Thanks." "Was Adolf in there?" "He got away." "l'm gonna find him." "What about Leo?" "What about Leo?" "You're on your own now, Leo." "What do you mean?" "Take my car to the police station and wait for the federal marshal." "It's been an experience knowing you." "l don't want a hug." "Give the little fellow a hug." "I had a lot of fun." "You do your duty now." "Don't worry. I'm gonna really get them now." "Listen!" "Wait!" "You know how to find him." "is it okay if I sound the siren?" "Loud as you want." "Really?" "Okay." "Really?" "Bye, Leo." "Check it out." "The Alba Varden is a cargo ship, not a woman." "The Port Authority said that the Alba Varden arrived today and heads out tomorrow to South Africa." "This is the 11th dock." "It must be here someplace." "I know I'm right." "The ship." "What did I tell you?" "That container there, with three heavy hitters." "Let's have a look." "I'll take two of them out." "You take one." "Better yet, you take two, I'll take one." "Pull over." "I can't see shit." "Me either." "What is this shit?" "Got a light?" "It's gotta be Rudd's, whatever it is." "I still can't see shit." "You got something?" "l don't know. lt's a car." "Holy shit." "Fort lKnox!" "Hell, how much is it?" "Thousands." "Fucking millions!" "Billions!" "A fucking Donald Trump lotto!" "Look at this." "These are thousand-dollar bills." "With what I'm holding, I could put all three of my kids through college." "Take it." "Fucking drug money." "Do something good with it." "Rudd won't need it where he's going." "Load the container." "Next time the sun hits their bodies, they'll be in Cape Town." "This thing's moving." "lt sure as hell is." "What are we gonna do now?" "l don't know." "Let's shoot our way out." "Don't do that." "I got a better idea." "Our money." "Just make sure they're dead." "You go first. I'm too old." "No, you go first. I'll cover you." "How do we get out?" "l'm going this way." "I'll go this way." "I'll check over here." "Shapiro Moss, Wyler Cavanaugh, Friesen..." "All of them!" "For Rika!" "Rog!" "Rog!" "Shit!" "Riggs, you okay?" "Drop it, asshole!" "Diplomatic immunity!" "It's just been revoked." "You're breathing." "You're alive." "You're not dead." "No, don't die." "You're not dead until I tell you." "You got that, Riggs?" "You're not dead until I tell you." "You got that, Riggs?" "You're not dead until I tell you." "Now breathe with me." "Breathe." "Now, breathe." "Hey, Rog." "Rog, in my pocket." "I want you to throw those things away." "Those things will kill you." "Really." "You son of a bitch!" "I thought you were dying." "I didn't die on your toilet, I'm not gonna die in your arms." "You son of a bitch." "Are they all gone?" "The bad guys?" "Did you get them?" "They been de-kaffirnated." "Don't make me laugh!" "Oh, Jesus." "Did anyone ever tell you you really are a beautiful man?" "Give us a kiss before they come." "Where'd that bullet hit you anyway?" "Don't make me laugh!" "Riggs, Homicide." "Nobody's dead." "The night's young." "This is Sergeant Murtaugh." "Threat or scare?" "Real thing." "He saw the device." "It's on Level 1, by the gas pumps." "I wrote the license plate number." "That's okay, sir." "Thanks a lot." "You evacuated the building?" "lt's clean." "Where's the bomb squad?" "Coming." "Good. lt's under control." "Let's go." "I think we ought to check this out." "What?" "Bomb squad's coming." "There's no bomb!" "How do you know?" "Because it's a full moon." "Moon, lunar, lunatics." "They're everywhere." "ls that Greek?" "No, Latin." "You surprise the shit out of me." "There's no bomb." "It's probably a false alarm." "It happens." "He probably saw a radio on the back seat." "Let's not mess with it." "Wait for the bomb squad." "You're right." "You sit tight, I'll be right back." "What's the matter with you?" "There's a bomb in there!" "No, there's not." "There's a bomb in there!" "There is not!" "There's a bomb in there!" "You know how I know?" "How?" "I've got eight days till retirement and I won't make a stupid mistake." "There is no bomb!" "I'll bet vital parts of my anatomy!" "Look." "Trust me." "Okay?" "That's usually my first mistake." "Hey, wait. I'm coming." "Rog?" "ls your insurance paid up?" "Of course." "Why?" "There could be a bomb in here." "Oh, God!" "l hate it when I'm right." "Learn to trust your instincts more." "Oh, God." "The first impression can often be the right one." "Drive shaft...." "l wonder if there's a bomb." "Just don't touch it." "Just looking." "What are you doing?" "Don't open the door!" "Don't!" "Son of a bitch, just look at it." "That's all I'll do, just look." "There's more plastic than Cher." "I love this job." "This is amateur night." "Open the door. I can't hear you." "Open the door." "Don't do nothing." "Not that one!" "You son of a bitch." "This is a pretty shonky job." "I can dismantle it." "It looks like Beirut to me." "Let's go!" "Everybody's outside." "Just me, you and the cat are dumb enough to be here." "Nearly a cat-tastrophe, huh?" "Relax, Rog." "Relax." "Right." "Don't do nothing." "We've got 9 minutes and 7 seconds left." "You know what we can do?" "We could drive it out." "Fine, it's your turn to drive." "No keys. I could hot-wire it." "Don't even say "hot-wire" around this stuff!" "You're right." "Why am I doing this?" "Why?" "I'm going to have to do it the old-fashioned way." "What are you thinking?" "What are you thinking?" "l'm thinking we should cut the blue wire." "Wait!" "That's not what I think." "You think maybe the red?" "No!" "No!" "I'm thinking it's 8 minutes and 42 seconds." "We can go upstairs, wait for the bomb squad, and have a cappuccino." "The bomb squad never gets here on time." "And it's 8 minutes, 31 seconds." "Rog, please." "Forget the cappuccino." "You know what they'll say?" ""Get the fuck out of here!"" "But then they'll say: "Let's cut the blue wire," which I'll do right now." "Wait, wait!" "What?" "How can you be so sure?" "It's just a hunch." "A hunch?" "Remember the bomb under your toilet?" "How could I forget?" "Red wire, blue wire, same thing." "This is more simplified, but a bit more powerful." "From where l sat, I couldn't see." "Forget it." "Come on, trust me." "Trust you?" "Guess not. I'm cutting the red wire, okay?" "What?" "What?" "A minute ago you said blue!" "I did?" "You said blue!" "l meant red." "Sure?" "We can do it your way." "My way?" "I don't have" "Quiet!" "I'm sure, okay?" "Ah, shit!" "Ready?" "Rog?" "What?" "Won't you miss all this good stuff when you retire?" "Won't you miss it a little bit?" "I'm cutting the wire." "Snip." "All done." "Grab the cat!" "Grab the cat?" "Get out of there!" "Take cover!" "Where are they?" "Bravo." "Whoops." "Right." "Whoops." "Right." "Seven days till retirement, I'm busted down to patrolman." "I should've cut the red wire." "You did." "No, I cut the blue wire." "That's what I meant." "We should've waited for the bomb squad." "Must I hear this every day?" "Every day until I retire!" "That'll be a week too long." "My feet are killing me." "They're killing me, too." "How?" "l have to listen to you bitch about them!" "Because you should've cut the red wire!" "l did cut the red wire!" "What's this?" "It's kind of soft...not a bulletproof vest." "It won't keep anything out." "It'll keep my stomach in." "What have you got under there?" "It's a girdle." "What?" "It's a girdle!" "Does Trish know?" "It's a man's girdle!" "They make girdles for men?" "Yes, they make girdles for men!" "They do?" "Yeah, they do!" "I haven't worn this uniform in 15 years!" "Cleaners must have shrunk it." "You should take it to Chin." "I did take it to Chin." "Look at it." "It shrunk all up in here." "I have to hold my breath." "Did you see that?" "See what?" "Jaywalker." "Jaywalking?" "Hold it right there, pal." "Step up here, please." "Me?" "Yes, you." "What'd I do?" "Stand there." "Jaywalking. I saw you." "I'll have to cite you." "Jaywalking?" "Oh, Jesus, come on!" "Should I radio for backup?" "Smart-ass." "Can you get the ticket book?" "There crimes in the city and you're hassling me for" "Shut up!" "Do you know how to fill one of these out?" "A long time ago." "I can't read it." "The print is too small without my glasses." "Can we speed this up?" "You may have nothing to do, but I do." "No, we can't, so will you shut up?" "Jaywalking." "Ask for his license." "License, for jaywalking?" "Yeah." "I don't have it on me. I wasn't driving." "I was walking." "Do I need a walking license now?" "Let's just shoot him!" "ls he crazy?" "I'm going to drill him!" "We'll make it look like suicide!" "Get out of the way!" "No, the video cameras!" "I don't care!" "I'll drill him!" "Get out of here, before he kills you!" "Go that way!" "Not that way!" "This way!" "Over here!" "Go!" "Run!" "Now!" "Run!" "Run!" "Wait a minute!" "You forgot to sign!" "What was that?" "Wait a minute." "You forgot to sign the form." "Who are you?" "You're not the regular guy?" "He's on vacation." "On vacation?" "Well, who the hell is that?" "Get in the truck!" "You fucking prick!" "Are you a cop?" "Fourteen-sixty. into pursuit." "Will continue transmission." "Call 911." "Okay, honey." "Let me drive." "We're in pursuit." "I'm driving!" "Don't worry." "This fool picked the wrong time to mess with the wrong lady." "Just stay close!" "Right behind you, baby!" "Take a good look!" "Delores the Road Warrior is dead on your raggedy ass!" "Ram him!" "Watch out, Riggs!" "Are you married, sugar?" "What?" "Yes, 24 years!" "24 years!" "Yeah, but is it working?" "You can't get closer?" "l am!" "I'm getting closer." "Hold on, Riggs!" "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "We got you!" "Hold on!" "l told you I could!" "Closer!" "Get me up there!" "Go!" "I am!" "I am!" "Back off!" "If he falls, don't hit him!" "Don't worry, I've got something for you!" "Thanks for the interest, sugar, but one thing at a time!" "Catch him!" "All right!" "Keep singing!" "Just stay close!" "Relax, baby." "Relax." "Keep your hands off my thighs!" "He's in trouble." "Watch out!" "l got him!" "I'm getting too old for this." "Not for me, you're not, sugar." "You have the right to remain unconscious." "Anything you say ain't gonna be much." "Hey, Riggs." "Are you all right?" "I'm okay. I think we've got to book this guy for not wearing his seat belt." "That was dynamite driving." "She's a dynamite driver!" "l'll show you dynamite!" "Sho 'nuff!" "What have you two been up to?" "What do you mean?" "We were in pursuit!" "l saw you kiss her." "She kissed me!" "It looked mutual to me." "Wipe that lipstick off." "Hey, go spit, Riggs!" "Are you okay?" "Are you all right?" "Back to bed." "Back to bed." "Good morning, guys." "Daddy." "How about treating your dad to breakfast today?" "You've got six more days to go." "Laundry service." "Hold this." "Hangers?" "I'm springing for the soap." "Nothing too fancy." "Cute dog." "It's a Westie." "'Morning, Trish." "'Morning, Rog." "Good morning, Nick." "Spare me." "What, you didn't brush your teeth?" "Hold it, mister!" "Just looking for some orange juice." "Don't get any fingerprints on the door and put the glass in the dishwasher." "Did somebody commit a murder?" "Someone's coming to see the house." "A little mess adds to the charm." "How's this?" "Isn't this great?" "Okay?" "Okay?" "Kelly's Pool Hall." "Right, Kelly, hi." "Let me speak to Dad." "Hi, honey." "How are you?" "I thought I asked you not to call me here." "lt's for you." "Me?" "Who is it?" "Hello?" "Hi." "It's my first day at work." "Are you going to come by and wish me luck?" "Beautiful, huh?" "Come on, check it out." "Beautiful lawn." "It's great." "See how quiet it is here?" "Listen." "Isn't that great?" "Come on." "lt's quiet." "The inside's even better." "lt's the people to look at the house." "And our broker." "Just want to make sure." "I'll show you this room first." "It's my favorite." "is that it?" "Does that say it all?" "It's very nice." "I love that picture window." "lt's just been completely replaced." "Why?" "A drug dealer came through with his car and crashed right in." "Shot up the whole place." "Son of a bitch!" "I'm going to cut him off at the knees!" "It's true. lt's true." "True." "Okay, okay, anyway, look." "Do you like the drapes?" "Maybe she'll leave them." "l thought you quit." "l did." "You'll stink up the house." "Don't smoke." "l'm itching to." "Here." "Chew on these." "I have to tell you this. lt's the law." "It's called "full disclosure."" "Anything else you want to disclose before we go on?" "Now that you mention it, the bathroom has been completely remodeled due to unexpected bomb damage." "Hey, come on. lt's okay." "Son of a bitch!" "Don't, don't." "You'll never sell the house." "Okay." "We saw enough of the kitchen." "I'll show you the upstairs." "Wait till you see it." "It's beautiful." "You'll love it." "They're gone." "Leo Getz, I'm going to kill him!" "Son of a bitch!" "I'm going to kill him!" "You have to let me, Riggs!" "They weren't going to buy it anyway!" "You scared them away!" "They couldn't afford to buy it!" "Oh, I see." "Okay, relax." "I had to tell them everything." "It's the law. "Full disclosure."" "You must have heard of it?" "l'm a cop!" "I'm the law!" "Get off me!" "What is it with you?" "Hold it!" "Okay, okay." "At least he didn't tell them about the nail-gun incident." "I forgot." "Did you have a permit when you built over the garage?" "Permit?" "Hold it!" "Leo's here. I'll take care of it." "I'll make some calls." "We'll get some back-dated permits." "Which phone can I use?" "Sunroom." "lt must be easier than this." "Count on Leo Getz." "You need less aggravation." "Come to work with me." "Thank you, Leo!" "Son of a bitch!" "Did you forget something?" "This." "You wear it." "You sleep in it." "You eat in it." "Okay?" "Six more days." "And you keep an eye on him." "Sure." "She loves me." "Stop fronting yourself." "You know what I'm saying?" "Swing with me and my crew." "l got school." "Forget school." "Here comes your pops." "Later." "All right, gotcha." "Next time." "'Morning, Rog." "How are you doing?" "Hey, Nick." "Wasn't that Darryl?" "Yeah." "I haven't seen him around in a while." "He dropped out of high school." "Those are pretty gang colors he's wearing." "Yeah, I know." "Hey, Nick?" "Yeah, Dad?" "Be good." "Word." ""Word," Nick." "Word." ""Word," Riggs." ""Word," Rog." "What are we talking about?" ""Word."" "Four letters." "Starts with a "W", "O" in the middle, "D" at the end." "Oh, yeah, that word." ""Word."" "Tyrone, my man, how are you?" "Jack, how's it going?" "Let's take a walk." "Wait here for me." "Look around." "This is my dream and it's all coming true." "You sank your money into this, out here in the middle of the desert?" "Know why it'll be a gold mine?" "Do tell." "Because no one wants to live next door to a menace like you." "I came to do business, not to be insulted by you." "Relax, Tyrone." "Like houses, friendships need strong foundations." "Smitty, come here." "Come here." "What's wrong with you?" "Don't I pay you good and take care of you?" "Sure you do." "What about the stunt you and Billy pulled?" "lt was a good plan. lt worked." "lt worked?" "It didn't work." "You got nailed, first time out." "Nobody who works for me goes into business for themselves." "Do you understand me?" "See how that can jeopardize everything?" "Right, Tyrone?" "Whatever." "Especially trying to pop an armored car." "Okay, Billy got caught." "There's nothing I can do about that now." "He'll have to face the music on his own." "But you and me we're gonna start over." "You know what I mean?" "Whatever you say." "Good." "Glad you understand what I'm talking about." "Now we've got a relationship we can build on." "Employee problems." "You know how it is?" "Yeah, right." "You invest time and energy into training somebody." "Then, they get greedy and do something stupid that jeopardizes everything." "It's a bitch!" "Stick around." "This is the good part." "We can put our initials in there." "Jesus Christ!" "Lankershim and Vineland." "Where are we going?" "Right here." "Rianne's got a new job." "I promised her I'd stop by." "That's a good reason." "All right." "Here we are." "You got any silver, any change?" "We're cops." "That's right, we're cops." "Not crooks." "I'll get change." "Get down!" "All of you!" "Get down!" "How do you like that?" "What are you doing with a rubber gun?" "This is a film!" "Cut, cut, cut!" "Who the fuck is this lunatic?" "Get him off my set." "This isn't part of the story." "Can we get a cop on this set?" "Rianne, I'm so sorry." "I feel like a microbe right now." "You really thought I was in trouble?" "l did." "A real cop!" "Go sit in your fucking trailer!" "Are you a fucking idiot?" "l apologize." "He's a friend of mine, a policeman." "He thought I was in trouble." "We're both" "He's a friend of yours?" "Let me tell you something:" "You're fired." "Have a nice day." "Fired?" "Riggs, what'd you do?" "You're not fired." "No, you're not." "Just take it easy." "You can't fire her for something I did." "I don't care whose mistake it was!" "She's fired!" "I apologize to everyone." "Don't push him!" "All of you, go!" "Just take it easy." "Don't push him." "Get off my set, all right?" "What are you, deaf?" "Get off my set!" "On any normal day, I'd smack you in the mouth." "is that so?" "Don't!" "It's a normal day." "I'm sorry." "Listen, are you okay?" "I'm sorry." "I'm all thumbs!" "He fell down!" "Let me help you." "I said, don't hit him!" "ls she fired?" "Yes, she's fired!" "ls she fired?" "No, no." "lt's okay." "Does she get a raise?" "Yes!" "I said, "yes"!" "Good." "Rianne, I think you have a new friend here." "We'd like you to come back." "You can't settle every problem with your fists." "l couldn't use my gun with that crowd." "Six more days." "Look, I don't want to hear that." "Did Rianne get her job back?" "Did she get a raise?" "I don't hear a "thank you."" "Maybe I should become a Hollywood agent." "What do you think?" "lt won't work." "Why?" "You don't have that killer instinct." "Son of a bitch!" "We should've put a bag on the meter." "l'll put it in the glove compartment." "I don't do that anymore." "Oh, yeah?" "Good man." "It's full." "Put it in the back seat." "You really like those things?" "These?" "They're good." "You can eat a box of them and still be dying for a cigarette." "Did you cut yourself shaving?" "Yeah." "Old razor?" "Old face." "You're letting this retirement thing get you down." "Spend a few more years to get used to the idea." "Why quit?" "l've got plans for my retirement." "Oh, yeah, plans." "l do." "Big plans." "Big plans?" "l've had them for a long time." "Like what?" "Like...." "Things, man!" "Things!" "Things!" "Things that I've put off." "Oh, those things. I've got those, too." "I see you've given this a lot of thought." "Yeah." "I've given it a lot of thought." "Goddamn it!" "What's going on?" "l'm pissed off." "You need a reason?" "l thought I heard gunfire." "Get your hearing checked!" "Put that away!" "What are you looking at?" "Hey, man." "Peace." "Why'd you call us down here?" "How are you doing, son?" "Does your mother know you're here?" "Did you do this?" "Nice shooting." "Better than Billy the Kid." "Diaper rash makes you cranky." "Give it to your mom." "Maybe she'll stick it on the refrigerator." "Can I borrow your glasses?" "Yeah." "Who's wearing?" "Roger, you are." "Why me?" "You guys should be wearing." "Mr. Murtaugh, let me assist you." "I don't need help." "I've been dressing myself since I was 30." "Okay, man, just trying to help." "Get back." "All you perverts, turn your heads." "Take it off, baby!" "Hold this shirt." "You're wearing a girdle!" "He's got a girdle!" "This is not a girdle." "This is not a girdle. lt's my back!" "My back went out on me." "I hurt my back this morning lifting weights." "What are you talking about?" "I saw him do it." "Everybody, listen up." "I want you all to look at these..." "lovely bullets." "Cute." "Notice the smooth jacket." "Pay particular attention to the tip." "Now you've all seen these vests stop a .357 magnum bullet." "Observe." "Son of a bitch!" "Armor-piercing bullets?" "Yeah, cop killers." "Those bullets came from the gun of a suspect we arrested yesterday." "They're out there on the streets." "Vests are optional, boys and girls." "Especially boys." "See you, Riggs." "Cop killers." "Son of a bitch." "I think we should talk to Billy Phelps." "I'll have him brought in for interrogation." "I'm here to talk to Billy Phelps." "Can I see your id, please?" "Sure." "William Phelps, armored car suspect." "He's been moved to interrogation." "Do you know where that is?" "Sure. I've been there a lot." "Same floor." "I guess now you're retiring, that Swiss bank account will come in pretty handy." "How much you got in there, a million?" "Million and a half?" "Five." "Five?" "Well, you deserve it." "It's better than those miserable drug dealers getting it." "What are you talking about?" "Don't sweat it." "You laundered it, didn't you?" "They can't trace it." "They can't trace it." "What?" "So long as I get an invite to Casa de Murtaugh, I'm happy." "Casa what?" "l've never been to Portugal." "Stop joking." "She's a cop!" "I know she's a cop." "She's probably on the take, too." "The whole Force is bent." "She may be wearing a skirt, but we're all brothers." "You know I have nothing." "I ain't been to Portugal." "Listen to me." "Son of a bitch." "How are you doing?" "Fine." "Who is it today?" "Billy Phelps." "Who are you?" "Fly me. I'm your friendly Portuguese airline." "She's Infernal Affairs." "How'd you know?" "I took the liberty of looking at your file folder." "Lorna Cole." "And you're Sergeant Murtaugh." "l used to be." "What's Infernal Repairs want with our collar?" "We're taking over, thanks." "Nobody told us they were taking over." "Nobody has to tell you anything, Patrolman." "I want to go and see the captain." "You want to see the captain?" "Let's go see the captain." "And put on a vest." "Oh, are you wearing one?" "Just take it easy, man." "Hey, guys." "Phelps, William." "Actually, his name's Billy." "You, too?" "Popular guy today." "Somebody with him?" "No, not really." "He's down the hall to the right." "Want to sign in here, Sarge?" "Miss." "What's internal Affairs doing here?" "Don't start. I just found out myself." "This is Herman Walters, Chief of intelligence." "You haven't met his daughter, Lorna Doone." "Pleased to meet you." "The Phelps case has been transferred to internal Affairs." "Why?" "l can't tell you." "That's classified." "We busted our buns busting this guy." "We busted him." "Busted is right." "He spent the night in the hospital." "He didn't buckle up." "We even cited him." "I know, I read your report." "Our cases have, unfortunately, crossed paths here." "That's all I can say." "We'll take over from here." "Captain, what is she talking about here?" "That's classified." "No, I'm talking to him." "I'm telling you" "No, I said, "Captain." l'm talking to the captain." "That's classified!" "l'm talking to him!" "That's bullshit!" "Maybe these guys can contribute something to this case?" "From their records, they only contribute mayhem and chaos." "No, I'm Chaos, he's Mayhem." "We're a double act." "What are we, required reading or something?" "As a matter of fact, you are." "It's a cross between Police Gazette and Mad magazine." "What's wrong with Mad?" "Nothing, I used to read it..." "You've got some taste." "...when I was 12." "Riggs, let's go." "We busted him, we can talk to him." "Captain." "Riggs." "Murtaugh." "Get your asses back here." "You'll be needing these." "I'm reinstating both of you." "Don't you just love him?" "Yeah." "God!" "You really are a beautiful man." "Just get rid of the blues." "They don't go with your ponytail." "Absolutely not." "Yeah, right." "Get a haircut!" "Of course, I won't." "You've exceeded your authority, Captain." "That's not how I see it." "That's how the chief will see it." "Take it up with him." "l think I will." "Catch up with them." "We don't want this screwed up with cowboy tactics." "Son of a bitch." "Hi, Billy." "Jack!" "Bye, Billy." "See you, Billy." "Sergeant, did you get what you need?" "Not really. lt's a dead issue, I'm afraid." "How long has Phelps been doing this?" "Doing what?" "This armored-car thing." "I wouldn't know." "I'm not interested in armored cars." "I don't think she's telling us everything." "I think you're right." "Boy, these six days are going to be rough." "God, be good to me." "Shit, son of a bitch knew there was a camera in the wall." "Damn it!" "He didn't know there was one in the interrogation room." "There isn't." "We installed them six months ago." "Every station." "That's great." "Six months and we don't know about it?" "This is the "police police," Captain." ""Police police." Very good." "Can you say that three times in a row, real fast?" "Why?" "Am I getting to you?" "Are you trying to bait me?" "I'm a master at it." "That figures." "Baiting master." "Great, man, try all the tricks." "Freeze that." "Stop it." "Jack Travis." "Who?" "Lieutenant Jack Edward Travis." "He was one of us." "Hell of a brutal cop." "He could beat a confession out of anyone." "Hell of a dirty cop." "I've never seen so many suspensions and reprimands and charges of misconduct." "He's also as tough as they come." "What happened to him?" "I don't know." "His partner and him were on a stakeout." "He went for coffee, never came back." "Looks like he's had one cappuccino too many." "We'd better brief Walters." "Excuse me, cute stuff." "That's harassment." "Cute stuff." "That's you." "Captain." "Boys, boys." "Just the captain." "Your involvement in this case ended when Phelps hit the floor." "Why don't you just go back and beat your street?" "Now's the time to buy." "Not now." "Hey, Roger, Roger!" "Not now, Leo!" "Not now!" "We got to talk, babe, okay?" "You're in trouble." "You've got termites." "Termites?" "Oh, God!" "You're infested!" "The only thing holding up your house is the paint." "We should go." "Leo, could you get the place fumigated?" "We should pull every file on this guy." "I know this guy." "Are you watching Geraldo?" "What?" "l know the guy." "How do you know him?" "l've seen the guy before." "Where?" "l don't know. I recognize him" "His name is Jack Travis." "Does that ring a bell?" "Hands off the clothes." "Okay?" "I'm thinking." "Let me think." "It was a big party." "Someone brought a monkey that knocked over the salad bar." "And this guy comes in and introduces me to another guy who wants a favor." "l got it!" "I got it!" "What?" "He's got it!" "l remember!" "You remember!" "Don't do it." "Don't let the earring fool you." "We're back." "We're back!" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Listen, listen." "Can I have a gun this time?" "Okay, this is it!" "These guys always wanted me to do favors for them!" "Like, some guys wanted broads, another guy wanted Cuban cigars." "Your guy, hockey!" "The best seats in the house!" "Where're the seats?" "Yeah?" "Probably by the glass." "Does "needle in a haystack" mean anything to you?" "Why don't we spread out?" "If we all take a different direction, it'd be like old times." "Don't push, lady!" "I'm on police business here!" "Just take it easy!" "Los Angeles penalty." "Number 15." "Two minutes for high-sticking." "Time, 5:15." "Mr. Jack Travis?" "Mr. Jack Travis, this is the LAPD." "We know you're in here." "We know where you are." "Just stay in your seat." "Don't be stupid." "I'll be there to escort you out in a minute." "There's a policeman at every exit, so it's no use trying to run." "Smart son of a bitch." "Stay where you are." "Thanks for your cooperation." "Play on, boys." "Come on, let's go!" "Get out of my fucking way!" "Excuse me." "You can't be on the ice!" "I got him!" "I got him!" "You have the right...." "You're under arrest!" "Fucking weasel!" "What the hell's going on here?" "I'm LAPD!" "LAPD!" "I don't care!" "You can't be on the ice!" "I got him!" "You're all right, pal." "Stay calm." "Make sure you tell my mother!" "Where'd he go?" "Down there!" "Son of a bitch!" "He thinks I don't know I'm dying." "I know it." "You'll be okay." "l'm dying, Roger." "I'm choking, see?" "This is what they do when they die." "Leo, it's going to be okay." "My body's numb!" "I can't feel it!" "I'm going to die, I know it!" "What?" "You're lying on the ice." "That's why I'm cold?" "That's why you're cold." "That's why I'm numb?" "That's why you're numb." "But he shot me." "Look at all the blood." "lt's just a flesh wound." "So it's okay." "He's okay, he's okay!" "He's going to make it!" "He's alive!" "Bring him this way." "l can't believe this." "l can't believe I got shot." "Calm down." "Riggs, are you here?" "We're all the same now." "We all got shot." "You'll be fine." "Relax." "I'm fine." "There's nothing wrong with me." "I can take this." "Calm down." "We'll take care of it." "You'll be out of here tonight." "It's no big deal." "This isn't a good idea." "You shouldn't rush this, Doc." "You should rest up." "A dum-dum wound can be serious." "What's a "dum-dum wound"?" "You don't know?" "A guy on the Force got his thumb shot off by a dum-dum." "From the shock, he was dead two days later." "Dead two days later?" "He died from dum-dums?" "We'll keep you overnight." "Make it two." "Two days?" "Okay, we'll keep him two days." "is that Leo's chart?" "Two days, then you'll be as good as new." "l should be with them." "I should be with" "How do you spell, "proctological"?" "Rectal exam?" "No, you can't do that to Leo." "Sure, we can." "Why's she" "Please, Mr. Getz." "You've been shot in the arm?" "Let her take it." "You'll get it back." "There's a clock in your room." "Does this look like a "dum-dum wound"?" "lt sounded like one when it happened." "Shit." "Take it easy." "Two days." "Two days and you'll be out." "No problem." "l'll see you guys." "We won't make a move without you." "I thought that bullet sounded different." "Relax." "They'll be there when you get out." "l'm fine." "You own your house, Doc?" "What?" "You don't recognize my face?" "No, sir." "Watch." "It's about time." "These doggy treats are okay, but I need some human food." "Don't worry. I'll make you the best thing you've ever had." "Good." "You ever eat one of my hamburgers?" "l've been lucky so far." "Fast Eddie!" "How's business?" "Booming." "Can't you tell?" "Yeah, I'm looking at it." "Did you meet my partner?" "I want to cook one of those monster burgers for him." "Go for it." "All right." "You'll let him cook?" "Do I have a choice?" "No, because it's Wednesday." "He's too big to argue with." "In that case, give me a MacRog." "Hold the hair." "Did you wash your hands?" "Keep joking." "But I guarantee you're gonna like this burger and you're gonna come back with your friends." "I haven't got any friends, you know that, except you." "He's a comedian in his spare time." "When is he gonna say something funny?" "Are you gonna put that out?" "You're finished with it, yeah?" "Do you mind?" "Thanks." "Sorry. I was just looking at it." "Chew on this onion." "He's quitting, so help him." "I was only looking at it." "The first thing is the fat." "Everyone says, "Cut the fat."" "My uncle said, "You cut the fat, you kill the burger." Right?" "Yeah." "There's an art to it." "You just can't plop this on the grill." "Gently coax the flavors out." "Yo, hey, what's the problem?" "A little pepper, then you massage it a little bit." "Just a little bit." ""Sweet, sweet meat"" "Shit, man, feel it." "Okay, guys!" "LAPD." "Let me see your hands." "Let me see your hands!" "Get them up!" "In the car!" "Get them up there!" "Let me see both of them!" "Come on!" "Hey, Riggs!" "Riggs!" "Don't you love me?" "For five days!" "Don't do that to me!" "Riggs, are you okay?" "Yeah." "Who did it?" "All right, asshole!" "I want to see your hands, right now!" "Back me up, Riggs!" "Darryl?" "Fuck, no!" "Fuck, no!" "Call an ambulance!" "Call an ambulance!" "Breathe!" "Please, breathe!" "Breathe!" "Call an ambulance!" "Come on!" "Breathe!" "Oh, God!" "Fuck, it's Darryl!" "Oh, God, don't do this to me!" "Breathe!" "He's dead." "Breathe!" "Breathe!" "God, don't do this!" "He's dead." "He's dead!" "Rog, he's dead!" "He's dead, Rog!" "Don't mess with the corpse." "He's dead." "Come on, man, it was a clean shoot." "It's okay, it was a clean shoot." "He was gonna do you and he was gonna do me." "It's okay." "Are you okay?" "It's not okay." "I know that kid." "I know that kid." "He's Nick's friend." "l got it, Mom." "l'll get it." "Hello?" "Hi, Martin." "He's not here." "Oh, my God!" "Thanks." "Fuck!" "How are you doing?" "Taking your vitamins?" "Riggs, how's Murtaugh?" "He's good." "He's fine." "l'm sure he's anything but fine." "Really, he's okay." "l'd really like to talk to him." "That's not such a good idea." "The best thing to do is to leave him alone." "Let's get something for your cold." "l know what I'm talking about." "We have to talk." "Talking to you is bad for my image." "l'm afraid I insist." "Oh, you insist?" "In that case, let's find someplace private." "Step into my orifice." "Hey, Becker, how's it hanging?" "Hey, Riggs." "Clip any wrong wires lately?" "l haven't done that for a couple days." "Next time, wait for the bomb squad." "Yeah, it's our job." "I'll remember that." "We saved a cat, though." "Great. I love cats." "Go ahead, talk. I'm listening." "You purposefully withheld information concerning a case under my investigation." "Damn right, I did." "Careful, she's internal Affairs." "You had a tip on Travis." "You should have shared it with me." "No, I take that back." "You were required to share it with me." "I was "required" to share it with you?" "I don't have to share shit with you." "School yard rules:" "If you don't scratch my back, I don't throw you" "Oh, come on, Riggs. I can't do that!" "Yes, you can!" "Why don't you cut out this classified bullshit!" "Right now!" "It's giving me the shits!" "We're cops." "You're a cop, I'm a cop." "We're both on the same side, right?" "Right?" "Right!" "Good!" "Why don't we start to act like it." "There are kids out there." "Babies." "No brains." "But they got automatic weapons." "Yesterday, my partner nailed this kid-- -l know about Murtaugh." "Yeah." "And I'm sorry, Riggs." "Yeah." "Why don't you let me in on this?" "I can help you." "I really want to help you, if you'll let me." "Let me." "What do you say?" "Have we got a deal?" "Wash your hands and meet me in my office." "I'll be right there." "I'll be right there." "MAC-10, 9 mm, semi-automatic converted to automatic with 36 rounds in the magazine." ""On a sesame seed bun."" "Very illegal." "The gun has a history." "Wanna know about it?" "Tell me." ""Killed a convenience store clerk in LA County, July 1990." ""Used in a drive-by shooting in San Bernardino County, August 1990." ""Confiscated by a truant officer of the LA School Board, October 1990."" "Scheduled for destruction by LAPD six weeks ago." ""Scheduled for destruction"?" "But it never got there." "Instead, it found its way into the hands of a 15-year-old boy who fired it on a police officer, your partner." "I thought it looked familiar." "That gun and 15,000 others like it were stolen from a police storage facility before they could be destroyed." "They should be paper clips right now, or license plates." "Anything but a gun." "Here we are busting our asses on the streets getting these weapons out of circulation and now they're headed back out." "By busting Phelps, you stumbled onto something the LAPD's tried to keep quiet." "That's why internal Affairs is onto this." "They think this is an inside job." "That's right." "They knew police procedures." "They knew where the guns were stored and how to get in." "They even knew the sorting codes on the containers because they took the automatics and left the junk behind." "lt all pointed to a cop." "Or an ex-cop." "Right." "Travis." "And you let him slip through your fingers." "That's closer than you ever got." "Close, Riggs?" "Close is a lingerie shop without a front window." "Do you want to go for a ride?" "Sure, where are we going?" "It's a surprise." "Oh, I love surprises." "What is this place?" "I accessed Billy Phelps' phone records on my computer." "He made a dozen calls to this address." "That was nice of you to steal that information." "Semantics, Riggs." ""Semantics"?" "I'm always up for some antics." "Let's go on three." "One." "On three, or three and then go?" "What?" "Never mind." "One, two, three." "I've got you." "It looks like Billy's grandmother owns a big dog." "It's not a dog. lt's a horse." "I hate dogs, Riggs." "I don't get it." "You don't get what?" "It's a dog. lt's a fucking dog." "I don't get, "Close, is a lingerie shop without a front window." l don't get it." "Later." "What are you doing?" "I can't shoot a dog." "People, okay, but not dogs." "I should try to make friends with him." "Make friends?" "Now don't run, because he'll only chase you down and kill you." "Here, boy." "Here, boy." "Shit!" "Good boy!" "Riggs?" "You're crazy." "Want some?" "Are you hungry?" "You're a hungry boy." "Doesn't anybody feed you?" "Come on." "Here's more." "Leave some for me." "Very slowly, as if you're not here, just walk away." "You want me to go?" "Yeah." "This is a guy sort of thing." ""Guy sort of thing"?" "Are you alone?" "Stay, stay." "Come on, let's go." "How many is that?" "Fifty-five." "Fifty-five." "All right, we've got eight more." "We'll get these later." "Let's go." "Hi, fellas." "What's in all these boxes?" "Easy, let's not kill him, yet." "Let's see who he is first, all right?" "You have the right to remain silent." "Shut him up!" ""Sergeant Martin Riggs."" "Get the truck ready." "Right." "So, Sergeant Riggs how did you find us?" "Freeze!" "Police!" "Another one?" "We need a new fucking dog." "Get your hands up, asshole." "Get them up!" "A little bit higher." "That's better." "Very good." "Drop it, miss." "Now, look!" "Okay, I'm on!" "No, I'm not!" "Wait!" "Wait, wait!" "Sergeant Cole!" "Get down!" "Get down!" "Get those cases and kill that dog!" "Stop!" "The dog." "Where'd you learn to fight?" "Catholic school." "Forget the dog!" "Here, boy!" "We're waiting for the dog!" "Hold it, hold it." "Hurry up!" "Good dog." "Good puppy." "Go!" "Stop!" "What?" "Guns." "lt's full of guns." "Grab one!" "You grab one!" "Chicken." "Step on it." "Get that crate!" "Come on!" "Hatchett, you said not to worry about the police, but the cops are all over you!" "They got my guns." "They'll come after me, next!" "As far as I'm concerned, the deal's off!" "Get a grip on yourself, Tyrone." "We have a deal." "Nobody backs out." "You said you had the cops under control." "I see that isn't so." "Give me a reason why I should do business with you." "I'll give you a good reason." "Tyrone, this is Travis." "You back out now, and I'll make sure only your dentist can identify the body." "is that a good enough reason for you?" "But I need ammo!" "I'm out of business without ammo!" "I need the good stuff." "You'll get the ammo." "The good stuff." ""The good stuff." Jesus." "Time to pay another visit to the LAPD." "You look like I feel." "Have you got anything I can put on my head?" "The hat in the closet." "You're all heart." "Here I thought you'd get all tender and maternal." "I was raised with four brothers." "We got hurt often, but if no bones were broken or blood gushed, nobody cared." "Look, blood." "See?" "Blood." "It's not gushing." "It was free falling earlier." "Could you bring me a needle and thread?" "Some peroxide. I'll patch it up myself." "Don't touch anything." "I wasn't." "What's with you?" "What are you doing?" "l said not to touch anything." "lt came on by itself." "All by itself." "What are you, a wise guy?" "You don't like to share your toys?" "This isn't a toy." "What is it?" "This is a weapon." "A weapon?" "Used properly, a very effective weapon." "What, do you throw it at people?" "You'll give yourself a hernia." "Come here." "Sit down." "Right here." "Take a little off the top." "Right here." "Do you bring all your interrogations home?" "What are we talking about?" "lt's back here." "Careful, careful." "Turn your head." "Careful." "This?" "This scratch?" "lt feels like the Grand Canyon." "Oh, God." "Hold still." "Oh, God." "We haven't even started." "Be gentle with me." "I see this isn't virgin territory." "What is this?" "A knife?" "That's an ax." "Some guy mistook my head for a log." "That's a natural mistake." "What, I have a wooden head?" "Look at that." "A knife." "Knife?" "That's very nice." "This is all right." "That's pavement, dragged down Crenshaw." "That's great." "Look at that texture." "Look at this." "Same thing." "Third and Highland." "Dragged for about half a block." "That's a good one." "Feel that texture." "Cheese-grater time." "Moving truck." "Moving truck?" "Moving bullet." "Moving bullet?" "Here." "This is the best." "lt goes all the way through to the back." "Right through?" "You're lucky." "Was it a .22?" "It's a .38." "lt's a .38." "That?" "That's wimpy." "This is a .38." "Yours is bigger than mine?" "I don't think so." "Maybe not, but look." "A whole family of .44s on the back." "There they are." "That's impressive." "One hit my lung. I was breathing blood bubbles. lt was disgusting." "Blood bubbles." "Okay." "You got one?" "Pump-action. 12-gauge." "Right down here." "Went through." "That must have hurt." "Right." "Not too close." "Riggs, if he were that close, I'd be dead." "I can beat it. I can beat it." "l'll take your word for it." "You gotta see this." "l believe you." "This guy had a knife." "You'll love it." "He stuck it in my leg and ran it around eight times." "l'll take your word for it." "Look!" "No, I said forget it." "This is a blue-ribbon event." "Forget it." "You started this." "Yeah, I can end it." "You know what?" "You're a very poor loser." "I didn't lose." "Yes, you did." "No, I didn't lose. I conceded." "You lost." "l conceded." "There's a difference between losing and conceding." "You conceded or you're conceited?" "You think I'm conceited?" "Yeah." "Tell me you lost." "Admit to it." "I'll get you a Band-Aid." "Tell me you lost." "l said, "don't touch anything."" "You're going to smack the shit out of me, right?" "I can do better than that." "This could be a serious ethical breach here." "I never made it with another sergeant before." "Shut up, Riggs." "I'm as hungry as a whale." "Bring on the food." "Yeah, bring it on." "He's got sense of humor." "Watch this." "This is a good bit." "I think you're gonna get on just fine." "If you could pry yourself away from doggie heaven, I'm finished out here." "You wanna take a look?" "Sure." "Let's go outside for some air." "One for you." "One for you." "No favorites." "I just have to finish the flashing here and the roofing shingles about another few bundles." "Unless it rains, it should hold up all right." "That's comforting." "I like a man who takes pride in his work." "Do you know where l can find one?" "Like trying to find a cop when you need one." "We're not mind readers." "You have to have a mind to read." "Read it and weep." "With these prices you're promoting graft in the port." "If there's anybody who knows about graft, it's you." "Hi, Martin." "How are you doing?" "Hi, Mickey." "Hi, Rianne." "What are you doing here?" "Or shouldn't I ask?" "You got a sink to unplug?" "l got your sink." "Good." "Go do it." "I'll see you next week." "What's up?" "Dad didn't come home last night." "He always comes home." "Oh, damn, Riggs." "What do you want?" "I just wanted to see how you were doing." "Who sent you?" "Trish?" "You're doing pretty well." "Trish didn't send me." "Rianne came to see me." "She asked me to find you." "To your place?" "Well, that's where l am." "My daughter came to your trailer?" "Yeah." "My daughter came to your trailer?" "Come on, she was worried." "Get off of my boat, Riggs!" "Come on." "Get off my boat!" "You're drunk." "That's something you should know about." "This isn't going to do you any good." "Give me that." "Give me that." "Roger, please don't do this." "You got three days until you retire." "This won't do you any good." "You self-righteous bastard!" "Give it...." "Don't do this, okay?" "Please?" "Give it to me, damn it." "What are you going to do now, shoot me?" "There." "Take your finger out of my bottle." "Give me that gun." "The bottle's going sailing." "Son of a bitch!" "Not bad for an old man." "Are you finished?" "No, I got another bottle in the galley and I'll get it." "No, you're not." "Don't do this to yourself!" "You gotta cut this out." "Oh, man, I'm sorry." "Are you okay?" "Come on." "Sit down." "You hit me." "Cool it, will you?" "Cut it out." "Give it up, okay?" "Go ahead." "Go ahead." "Hit me again." "I don't want to hit you!" "You think I like this shit?" "Hit me again." "You think I'm afraid of you?" "l know you're not." "Of that kung-fu shit?" "Please, Rog." "That kid was a killer, all right." "That wasn't a toy in his hand." "That was a machine pistol with twin carbines and all the trimmings." "He would have drilled you, me, anybody that came along." "You had no choice." "It didn't happen to you. lt happened to me." "It happened to me!" "My God, I killed that kid!" "I killed that boy." "You've killed a lot of people." "You've killed a fucking lot of people!" "You don't kill a baby!" "You've got ice in your veins." "You don't kill a boy like Nick." "You selfish bastard!" "You selfish bastard!" "You're just thinking about yourself." "What about me?" "We're partners." "We are partners!" "What happens to you, happens to me." "After all the shit we've been through, don't you get it?" "Don't you get it?" "When you retire, you're not just retiring you, you're retiring us." "You're retiring us." "That's not my problem." "Yes, it is." "lt's not my problem!" "You're the only family I've got!" "I've got three beautiful kids." "I love them and they're yours!" "Trish does my laundry." "I live in your icebox. I live in your life!" "What am I going to do?" "l don't care." "Yes, you do!" "l don't care." "Yes, you do!" "I don't care!" "Yes, you do!" "l don't care!" "You do so!" "I don't care!" "I don't care!" "I don't care!" "I don't know what I'm saying anymore." "I don't know what I'm thinking." "I had three days, and now this." "I'm sorry." "That's all right." "No, I'm really sorry." "I didn't realize that my retirement was gonna screw you up." "Forget it. I haven't got any problems." "I was out of line saying that shit." "Look, man...." "Riggs, look...." "You know I love you." "You know I love you, Riggs." "And your problems are my problems." "Like you said, what happens to you happens to me." "So try me." "I'm here for you." "I haven't got any problems." "Yes, you do." "We all have problems." "You help me and I'm gonna help you." "I do have a little problem." "You don't want to hear it." "This is piddly shit." "Yes, I do. I want to hear it." "Tell me." "This is ridiculous." "You don't want to hear it." "l'm here. I'm here." "Well...." "l think maybe I slept with someone that I probably shouldn't have." "You son of a bitch!" "Help me." "I ought to let you drown, you traitor." "Help me." "Come on in." "What did you hit me for?" "'Cause you slept with Rianne." "I did not." "Who did you sleep with?" "l slept with Sergeant Cole." "Sergeant Cole from Traffic?" "No, not Sergeant Cole from Traffic." "Lorna." "Sergeant Cole from Traffic is her uncle." "Okay." "That's okay." "Oh, I don't know." "Sheriff's Department." "Sheriff...." "We're LAPD." "What are you boys doing down there?" "We're in the middle of a case." "Yeah." "Of Scotch." "Let's get out of here." "Go with the grain." "I'll show you." "Here." "You're going against the grain." "Like that." "Okay." "Are you okay?" "Darryl was my friend, Dad." "I know. I'm sorry, Son." "I hope you don't blame me." "I don't blame you, Dad." "I blame Darryl." "What's this right here?" "I love you, Dad." "I love you, Son." "May he find the peace in Heaven that eluded him on earth." "And may the scourge of violence claiming the lives of our children be lifted by Your grace and infinite wisdom." "Amen." "Wait here." "Mrs. Smithers...." "Ma'am?" "I just don't know" "You want to do something, Sergeant Murtaugh?" "You find the man that put the gun in my son's hand." "Take your mama to the car." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Who's got the gun?" "You got it." "Yeah." "Where did this gun come from?" "Fuck you!" "Ever heard of the word "genocide"?" "Have you, stupid motherfucker?" "Have you ever heard of genocide?" "You fools are killing yourselves!" "You're killing us!" "I'm tired of it!" "I'm tired of it!" "You'd better tell me where this come from or I'll blow your head off!" "I want to know, now!" "Where did it come from?" "Do you see this gun?" "I want to know where it came from!" "Now!" "I want a name!" "Do you see that car?" "I want a name, asshole!" "I want a name!" "I want a name now!" "One!" "Are you crazy?" "Ready?" "Watch your hands." "The tire would rip them right off." "Two!" "l'm getting excited." "Very excited." "Your face is going to be a skidmark!" "No!" "It's Jack Travis!" "That's what I wanted, baby." "Three!" "Wrong...." "Women drivers, baby." "We're looking for your friend, Travis." "I've never heard of him." "Wrong answer." "You're pulling on the wrong string." "That's not a professional attitude." "Who the fuck are you?" "Sorry!" "LAPD." "We're doing a few routine inquiries." "Have you been checked for lumps recently?" "Give me my fucking wallet!" "Keep your hands down!" "My fucking wallet!" "Get up." "We don't need this!" "We have a license that belongs to Hubert Bartholomew Smith." "Nice picture." "Fuck you!" "Hey, there's a lady here." "What's going on here?" "Maybe they know something." "l'll go find out." "Want me to come with you?" "No, I got it." "Maybe I should go with her." "No, I want you to see something." "She has a gift." "Watch this." "Good morning, gentlemen." "LAPD." "I've got a few questions." "Are you on parole?" "l got a job!" "Who asked you?" "Do any of you know a Mr. Travis?" "Do you got a warrant?" "No, but I can get one." "Until you do fuck off." "That's not a nice thing to say to a lady." "Fuck you." "I don't think so." "Backspin kick." "Are you okay, honey?" "Just great." ""Honey?"" "How are you doing?" "This guy's on parole." "This guy's an asshole!" "Riggs, there's five of them!" "l know." "Look at that." "Grabbed his clusters!" "Let me help her." "Stay still." "My girl." "This PMS...is murder." "I know what you mean." "I've been married 25 years." "So, tell me about Travis." "I told you before, moron, I don't know no Jack Travis." "I didn't say his name was Jack." "You better start telling me more than jackshit." "Men cross the street when they see me." "l didn't have enough time." "I'm not your enemy, Captain." "I'm just trying to do my job." "Have you eaten?" "l already ate. I've gotta go downtown." "What, do you eat alone?" "l'm used to it." "It's bad for the digestion." "Tomorrow, you'll have lunch with me, but I'm not paying." "Are you all right?" "Two fingers, Murph." "Jack, what the fuck?" "Get in the car. I'll tell you on the way." "After watching Lorna handle herself so well I'm changing my mind about kung fu." "Want to try it sometime?" "No." "Come on." "You can't teach an old dog new tricks." "Old dog, my ass." "Let me try something." "Watch this." "It's called a backspin kick." "Pivot on the right, kick with your left and you whip that head around to catch the target over there." "Like this." "Get that head around and follow through." "Like so." "So, you whip the head." "All right?" "Thank you." "Now you try it." "Here's your target." "All right?" "Remember, pivot right, kick left, get that head around, spot that target." "Like that." "Yeah." "Follow the head around." "Back up a bit." "We don't want you to bump into the pole." "Just back up a little bit." "A little bit more." "Okay, good." "Mind and body strong, now, grasshopper." "Okay." "Go." "He can't hold his water." "Get back to work!" "Okay, back to work everybody." "Oh, Rog, I'm sorry." "Sergeant Murtaugh, you could be experiencing some transitional anger caused by the shooting." "Do you want to talk about it?" "He's okay for a change." "Are you sure?" "You look good in red." "That's your color." "l've got a little extra time now." "l'm fine, Doctor." "Oh, shit!" "Where's Sergeant Murtaugh?" "What?" "It's her!" "Can you tell me where l can find the good-looking Sergeant Murtaugh?" "Hi, skinny!" "Delores." "Remember me?" "l remember you." "Can you tell me where l can find the lovely Sergeant Murtaugh?" "Actually, he's cowering down on all fours right behind this counter." "Where is the sergeant?" "He's not here right now." "But he's talked of nothing but you all week." "Shut my mouth." "The man's on fire." "What's the matter, baby?" "A little sciatica." "You tell him Delores was here." "You tell that man that he's the jam in my jellyroll." "I'll see you, baby, okay." "Bye-bye." "See you." "Delores says you're "the jam in her jellyroll."" "I heard!" "That's a lot of woman." "She calls me all the time." "She leaves me notes." "What am I going to do?" "You shouldn't have led her on." "Led her on?" "I didn't do anything." "Sergeant, we have got to talk." "You've got to come see me." "We've got to work." "Come on." "Let's go." "Thanks anyway, for your concern." "Thanks, Doc." "You're a beauty." "Coming?" "Yeah, I'm coming." "Good afternoon, Captain." "That's good." "See how easy that was?" "I love it down here." "Don't you?" "This place is better than the swap meet." "Best bargains in town." "Give me the lock-up keys." "Those guys from the garage, they're all ex-cons." "They were all busted by the same police officer, Jack Edward Travis." "Early paroles on the work-furlough program." "Employed by a company called Mesa Verde Construction." "You can't go in there." "You don't have a pass." "May I see your pass?" "My pass?" "Here's my pass." "l got shot in the line of duty." "He's with us." "He's with us?" "l said that?" "Where'd you get her from?" "Why aren't you in the hospital?" "Don't mention it." "I told you not to leave me there." "They tried to take my appendix out." "They gave me a lapotomy." "Brain surgery?" "A lapotomy." "Not a lobotomy." "Cut your hair so you can hear." "What's the difference?" "The difference is, for a lapotomy, they shave your nether regions." "Nether what?" "Nether...." "I can't say it in front of her." "Point to it." "Here." "lt must be itchy." "It is itchy." "These doctors are savages." "Where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam?" "Yeah." "With a telescope big enough to see Venus." "I guess all they saw was Uranus." "That's great." "Thank you." "You know what I say?" "They fuck you in the hospital." "First they drug you, then they fuck you!" "When they're done the insurance company comes and fucks you some more!" "$10 for a fucking aspirin and it isn't even covered!" "That's enough!" "We're trying to work here." "So, what's new on our case?" "Anything new?" "You got Travis yet?" "Did you guys advertise?" "He's family." "Who's she?" "Sergeant Cole." "How are you?" "Leo Getz." "Anything you need, Leo gets." "Get it?" "l get it." "It's real estate now...." "Listen, come on, you guys, give me a break." "I owe this guy one." "Give me something to do." "You can get us a cup of coffee." "That's great. I take one for you and that's what you tell me?" "He could check this out." "That's all I'm good for?" "We've got something for you to do." "Check out Mesa Verde Construction." "Find out all the information you can." "Sure, I can do this." "Can you remember that name?" "Mesa Verde, I got it." "Wait." "What are you doing?" "lf there's any shit there, he'll find it." "Who is that guy?" "lt's a long story." "Here are your keys, Captain." "You motherfucker!" "Don't be stupid." "What the fuck?" "Take the elevator, get the other guys." "Keys." "Give me those fucking hands." "Goddamn you, Travis." "What the fuck?" "Stand there." "I can get faster results than that real estate broker." "Leo's not just a real estate broker." "He's a pain in the ass with a lot of connections." "This is what we came for." "Load everything on the elevator." "How'd you know where to find them?" "We got it all." "The world of computers." "You used to be one of us, for Christ's sake." "You know what future a cop has?" "None." "Punch a clock for 30 years." "Retirement." "Pension." "Nothing to do." "Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening." "Not for this kid." "Police Department's got it all:" "Guns, ammo, drugs, cash." "It's a one-stop shopping center if you got the balls and the brains." "Not a thing anybody can do about it." "You're already fucking history and you know it." "Sorry. I'm just getting started." "Something's wrong here." "The program's been accessed by someone from the outside." "What's been accessed?" "After the guns were stolen, lnternal Affairs moved the confiscated ammunition." "Armor-piercing bullets?" "Thousands of rounds to a more secure location." "That's what's been accessed." "Someone else knows." "Where's this store?" "Where'd they move it?" "Let's go." "l'm not cut out for internal Affairs." "That's a switch." "Right here in the building." "Where?" "l'm showing you." "Something going down?" "Nothing's going down." "l'm going with you." "How old are you?" "Twenty-two today." "Come on." "Have you got protection?" "Right here in my wallet." "No, your vest, you dummy!" "Should we take him?" "Okay, but keep your head down." "Stay behind me." "Come on, let's go." "Quiet!" "You were my ticket in." "It's too bad you won't be coming with me." "They got it all." "He's dead." "How'd they get it out of here?" "l don't know." "Not upstairs." "Elevator!" "Shit. lt's down." "The subway's down there." "Let's take the stairs." "LA has subways?" "Where've you been?" "Read something besides the comics." "All right." "Come on, let's hustle!" "Hurry up, guys." "LAPD!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Step on it!" "Son of a bitch!" "Did you see anybody or anything strange?" "Lots of cops and a bunch of boxes." "Split now." "Just get out of here." "l'm going across." "l got it." "Get rid of Murphy, now!" "Where the fuck do you think you're going?" "Let's go." "Let's get out of here!" "Cover me!" "Let's go!" "Stay still." "Happy birthday, kid." "Another baby." "is he dead?" "Check the body." "Get me out of here!" "Stupid son of a bitch!" "Stop that!" "Cut it out!" "Don't shoot!" "LAPD!" "Where does this lead?" "Pico Station." "Thanks." "Not that way." "Take the stairs, it's faster." "Gangway!" "Get out of the way!" "Holy shit!" "Son of a bitch!" "Police!" "Step on it!" "There he is!" "Goddamn!" "Put your foot down!" "Police!" "I need your bike." "This is bullshit!" "Sergeant Riggs, call it in." "I need a couple of clips, too." "Okay, we lost him." "Where's Riggs?" "Keep me in touch with the motorcycle pursuit." "Shit!" "Take a right, now!" "Take a right!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Take a right!" "No, left!" "This is 626." "This is 626." "I'm at the freeway construction site." "Where's Riggs?" "I'm here." "Where's Riggs?" "Come back to me, Central." "Where the hell is Riggs?" "Take a left here!" "Get off!" "Get off the freeway!" "Stop!" "Hold it!" "Shit!" "Hang on!" "Where is the pursuit?" "Shit!" "Riggs!" "Relax, Riggs." "Relax?" "Shit!" "Just get back!" "Get back!" "Riggs, talk to me." "Riggs, you're alive." "Don't move." "Don't move!" "Just get back!" "Are you all right?" "Don't touch me!" "Okay, okay!" "I'm not touching you!" "Don't touch me!" "Don't!" "Don't touch me!" "l won't touch you!" "Are you okay now?" "l'm pissed now." "Now I'm pissed." "Now what?" "That bastard!" "He's done it twice now." "Damn!" "Son of a gun, I'll suck his eyes down through his nose." "Twice he got away." "Nobody gets away from me." "Just relax." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm okay." "Are you okay?" "l'm okay." "l'm having that!" "You quit!" "I ran out of biscuits, okay?" "Give me a break." "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit!" "Perfect." "What'd I miss?" "What'd I miss?" "What are you doing here?" "Great car chase." "Great chase!" "What are you doing here?" "How'd you find us?" "Police scanner." "What are you doing with a police scanner?" "Hello, Car 54, where are you?" "I cracked this case for you guys." "Listen!" "Mesa Verde's legit." "They got a housing project, called Rancho Arroyo." "l know where that is!" "Why don't we check it out?" "That's a good idea." "Yeah, okay." "I'll come with you." "You're not coming with us." "Yes, I am." "I'll take my car." "No, you're not." "Yes, I am." "I can't believe you did that!" "I got a spare!" "You're driving!" "No, I'm driving!" "How could you do that?" "I can't believe you did that!" "I can't believe you did that!" "Where's Lorna?" "I can't believe you did that!" "I can't believe it." "How could you do that to me?" "Did you see that?" "They're my partners." "I can't believe they did that!" "Do you own your home?" "Looks like we came to the right place." "Yeah." "Move on out to Travis Town." "Great place to raise a family." "Built on guns and bloodshed." "One hell of a retirement plan this asshole's got." "Let's foreclose on this son of a bitch." "Say, is that" "Darryl's gun." "l was saving it for the right occasion." "This is it." "How many men do you think he has?" "Who knows?" "Maybe I should run over there and ask him?" "That'd be too easy." "Wish I had some grenades or a rocket launcher." "Maybe a ground-to-air missile." "I wonder what Murphy's got in his trunk." "It's obvious, Murphy was never a Boy Scout." "Not even a good spare." "Put your hands down." "It's embarrassing." "How are you doing?" "Kissing." "Fresh ones?" "Oh, yeah." "Shaving cuts." "No points for those." "How'd you get here?" "Drove." "I ran into Leo at the police station." "He talked to me first." "Any ideas?" "Lucky thing we've got a plan." "Lucky thing." "What is it?" "I want it to be a surprise." "I like surprises." "Move it!" "Check it out." "Let's go." "Look what they did to Murph's car." "lt could've been worse." "lt could've been yours." "Worse, it could've been Trish's car." "On three." "Three." "Three?" "One..." "...two...." "Three!" "Police!" "Freeze!" "Oh, shit!" "Go!" "Let's go!" "Right now!" "What's wrong with you?" "I said go on three, not two!" "On three!" "It's always three!" "Boys!" "What are we doing here?" "Losing our heads in a crisis?" "Cover me!" "Cover me!" "Exxon." "What?" "Count to 20!" "What?" "Count to 20 and then light me!" "Shit!" "Riggs, it's loaded with ammo!" "Cover me." "Cover you?" "Cover you, cover Riggs." "When's someone gonna cover me for a change?" "What's that, 13, 14?" "To hell with it!" "It's the cops." "They're burning everything!" "Son of a bitch!" "Crazy motherfucker!" "Damn!" "Riggs, the ammo!" "Get out of there!" "You crazy son of a bitch!" "Yeah!" "Son of a bitch." "You're full of shit." "Stay there." "Shit, where's Riggs?" "Son of a bitch!" "No clip!" "Lorna, no, don't!" "Come on in, bitch." "The door's open!" "I'm gonna eat your fucking heart!" "Son of a bitch." "Travis!" "Shit!" "Armor-piercing bullets, yeah." "Cop killers." "You're coming with me!" "Fuck you, asshole!" "Riggs." "Hey, Riggs." "Riggs!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Killed in the line of duty!" "You'll get a great funeral from the Department." "Cop killers!" "Ex-cop killers." "Go to hell, Riggs." "You first." "Crazy son of a bitch!" "Sorry, honey, I gotta do it. I gotta look." "Just hold still." "Hold still." "Get a chopper, man!" "Get a chopper." "She had two vests on." "She's gonna be okay." "A couple of bad ones." "We need to get a chopper." "You're all right, partner." "Hang on." "It's okay, it's okay." "Just lie still." "Just lie still." "Just a romantic evening by the fire, just the two of us." "Just be still." "Honey, open your eyes." "Open your eyes." "Open your eyes." "What are you trying to prove out there?" "Why do you do that?" "Can I take this off?" "Yeah." "You're supposed to grow old with someone, not because of them." "I'm gonna be with you." "I'm with you now." "Look, I'm right here." "We're both here, right?" "Right." "Come on, I want to be with you." "What have you got to lose?" "You." "Not likely." "Hey, Lorna." "Yeah?" "Let's live to regret this." "We've got to go, Sarge." "Okay." "She's gonna be fine." "Can you hear me?" "I love you." ""Happy retirement, Daddy" "This is it." "This is the day." "Everybody?" "Daddy?" "I want you to know there's a candle for every year in the Force." "Yes!" "A lot of years." "You have to blow it out." "Come on!" "I can't." "Come on, blow it out." "That's not what I mean." "What?" "I can't retire." "I thought I could. I wanted to." "But I can't." "That means you're gonna stay with the Force?" "That means I'm staying with the Force, baby." "This cake's about to explode, so you'd better blow out these candles." "I want you to know that I'm behind you all the way." "Me, too." "So am I, Dad." "It's okay." "Well, the streets will be safer for another couple of years." ""Word," Nick?" ""Word," Dad." "Blow them out!" "Hello?" "Hello!" "In here!" "Hello. I gotta talk to Roger." "Oprah should see this." "I can't believe this!" "Okay, this is great!" "Leo, what is it?" "Where's Riggs?" "I didn't know he could hold his breath that long." "I'm taking a bath, Leo." "I can see that." "And it's cold water, too." "There goes your image." "Listen, I got great news." "Once again, Leo Getz has delivered." "Okay, I have sold this turkey." "This termite-infested dump is now gone." "All you have to do is sign the contract before the suckers change their mind." "Okay?" "I did it!" "I did it!" "The house is off the market." "We're gonna stay in this "termite-infested turkey" for another ten years!" "At least!" "l'll get married here!" "Come on, out." "You can't do this." "Out, out." "No, you can't do that." "You can't do that. I have contracts signed." "Because we're partners, no commission." "Okay?" "Partners?" "You and Riggs owe me two new tires." "Why?" "Because bullets aren't covered in normal road hazard." "That's why!" "I want those tires!" "No conditions!" "Leo, get out of here!" "Don't tell me to get out!" "Out!" "Out!" "Okay, I'm going." "You're lucky your wife's here!" "Don't come crying to me if" "Get out!" "Termites get" "No more!" "Your friends." "Ten more years till Force retirement." "That's 3,650 days." "Forty-nine." "Oh, yeah." "I gotta improve my image." "Bye, Daddy!" "Bye, baby." "What are you smiling at?" "Why weren't you at my party?" "I knew you weren't going to retire." "I've been wrong about a few things in my life, but I knew you wouldn't retire." "Well, I knew you couldn't stop smoking." "I'm smoking to forget my dog-biscuit problem." "What "dog-biscuit problem"?" "I've been chasing more cars lately and when I try to lick my balls, I keep falling off the couch." "Jesus Christ." "I'm driving." "Other side." "I've got no dispute. I just came over to open the door for you." "Thank you for opening it." "An old fella like you needs all the help he can get." "I'll show you." "Who's a grumpy bastard?" "l'm a grumpy bastard." "You know something?" "What?" "When I do retire, I hope your next partner is just like you." "There's winners and there's losers, and God wouldn't do that to me." "He did it to me." "I know." "See what I mean?" "My point, exactly." "Son of a bitch!" "Stay away from my daughter!" "You can't be serious?" "What are you talking about?" "I saw you kiss Rianne." "She kissed me." "She finds me irresistible." "That's not the point!" "It was a platonic peck on the cheek." "If it's just friendship, try shaking hands next time." "Are you getting enough fiber in your diet?" "I'm getting enough fiber!" "I'm spoken for, okay?" "I'm gonna pick Lorna up from the hospital this afternoon." "We're practically...." "You're serious?" "We've got a dog and everything." "I figure I can make ends meet." "All units!" "All units!" "Code 2, High." "Don't even think about it." "Don't even try." "This is us, rolling to Code 2, High, at Verrina Place." "Shit!" "This time we wait for the bomb squad." "Do you think I want to end up in uniform again?" "20-William-12, the REA Bomb Squad's en route." "All units." "Those guys gonna get in the way again?" "There it is." "Happy?" "Let's go." "We ain't seen nothing yet, Rog." "Get me closer." "It's roped off!" "Can't see the bomb squad anywhere." "They're coming!" "Stop here and I'll just get out." "No, don't get out of the car, Riggs!" "Tell me, was it the red wire or blue" "Let's get out of here." "Step on the gas!" "They'll never believe this!" "I hope nobody saw us." "They'll blame us." "Let's keep cool." "You'd better get your girdle out of mothballs." "They'll say, "Back in uniform again."" "Ten more years of this!" "I'm too old for this shit." "I'm too old for this shit."