"Cute and cuddly, boys." "TROUBLE WITH JIGGLES" "Oh, Phil, have you seen my victorian-era wig?" "Yo, Alice, you seen my mallet?" "Let me check my desk drawer." "Huh?" "Where's my desk?" "This court-martial is now in session." "Court reporter is present." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this, a race?" "I got, like, no words of that." "And you know I'm kind of so-so with the whole spelling thing." "Prosecutor Private, let's hear your case." "Your honor, I submit that one of our very own is guilty of... fibbing in the first degree." "Defense attorney Rico, your response." "Oh, come on!" "How many "o" is in .... ?" "Ten or me-leven?" "Maybe 12." "Your honor, let us go back to the morning in question." "Aww, Prince Cheers-a-lot, a lunicorn should never be afraid to admit he's afraid." "Ugh!" "Nauseating." "Time to 86 this touchy-feely propaganda." "Where's the remote?" "Anybody seen the remote?" "Where's the remote?" "Come on!" "Somebody must know where the remote is!" "Yes, you are!" "Kowalski, have you seen the..." "Monster!" "Monster!" "Monster!" "Aha!" "Let the record show that the defendant had claimed he destroyed Jiggles." "Technically, I never said those words." "See see?" "Is is a stink-eye." "And I'm giving it to you." "Okay, I may have given that impression." "That's all I need to hear." "Guilty!" ""They all lived happily ever after," ""especially the handsome and brave court reporter, me, end."" "Rico." "Rico, wake up!" "Lay some legal jiujitsu on these punks." "Fine, I'll mount my own defense." "Admit it, Skipper." "like, mere seconds after we left off." "Surrender the cube-shaped demon, Kowalski." "Skipper, Jiggles is different now." "He's been rejiggled." " Rejiggled?" " Physiologically speaking." "You see, I've changed Jiggles on a molecular level." "He no longer eats fruit." "Ergo, he will never grow to the size of a party-like-a-rock-star tour bus." "No fruit?" "So what does he eat?" "Penguins, right?" "It's penguins." "I knew it." "Pfft!" "No, he only eats this." "Whipped cream?" "So, Jiggles is completely harmless?" "Absoluti-vely." "You can thank science for that." "And me, of course, because I'm the scientist." "You're welcome." "Rico, instrument of destruction." "Hoo hoo hoo!" "Batter up." "Skipper, no!" "My baby!" "No!" "Why did you...wha..." "What?" "Wha?" "Multiplication on impact?" "Unanticipated." "Must be a rejiggling side effect." "Kowalski, what's wrong with your monstrosity?" "Of course!" "By altering the deoxyribonucleic acid," "I've increased the chromosomic enzymes' flexibility." "Any type of violent impact will cause Jiggles to subdivide." "Violent what?" "Hmm, Kowalski does have a point, Skipper." "You did make it worse." "You did." "It's true." "You totally exacerbated." "Just saying." "Nuts." "Continue." " Skipper?" " Get on with it, Private." " You're the prosecutor, so prosecute." " Oh, okay." "Re-returning to the morning in question..." "Deja vu." "Am I right?" "We've got to nip this problem in the bud." "Rico, on the doomsday device." "Set the timer for 5 minutes." "Private, prep the star shuttle for launch." " That seems a little hasty." " We've got no choice." "We'll leave this planet a burning husk, strikeutut into the cosmos, conquer a new home, repopulate the penguin species." " Skipper, won't we need girls for that?" " What?" "We don't need to leave the Earth." "Rest assured I will find a way to fix this." "So the Jiggleses..." "Jiggles?" "Uh, what's the plural of "Jiggles"?" " Let's go with Jiggli." " Ooh, Jiggli." "Okay, the Jiggli." "They can't escape from your lab, right?" "Absolutely not." "No way." "Not unless they find the air vent." "Topside!" "Nooooooooo!" " Um!" " Mmm." "They're eating mybabies." "Barbarians!" "They will pay." "Mmm." "Lime." " "Gelatin dessert snacks."" " Look, the real Jiggli." "Taste justice, Jiggli-eaters!" " No!" " No!" "What?" "So does the defense have an objection?" " What?" " Rico, we're in the middle of testimony." "Okay." "Lunch!" "Now, we all recall what happened next." "Boy, do we ever." "I started fighting crime with a bulldozer possessed by the spirit of president William Howard Taft." "Okay, Taft, we got Mendoza trapped inside." "I think we can take him if we work together." "That's not how I remember it." "Yeah, well, we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one." "Well, the way I remember it is, Kowalski told us..." "If the Jiggli experience everyday impacts at a normal rate, they'll cover the surface of the Earth in about... uh, 12 days." "Ha ha ha!" "Yes, yes!" "Shake your shimmies!" "Anyone know what these are?" "I like the way they explode off my bottom." "Make that eight days." "Little green cubes!" "Nothing scares me more than little green cubes." "Four days." "Three days." "Two." "Anybody whose last name doesn't end in "owalski" have any options?" "So we lure all the Jiggli to these coordinates." "Then what happens?" "Beats me." "Rico's the man with the plan." " And you're comfortable with that?" " Eh." "Ooh, we're trapping them within a hermetically sealed titanium enclosure, right?" "Nuh-uh." " A magnetic demobilizing ray?" " Nope." "A giant-sized butterfly net?" "Sweet nobel's beard!" " You don't intend to..." " Kaboom!" "Hit the deck!" "It was beast that killed the beauties." "Kowalski, they're not really gone," "Not as long as you remember them." "And also they're not gone as long as they're falling out of the sky!" "Well, thanks to Rico, the world now only has 47 minutes until total jigglification." "And that was just ten minutes ago!" "What?" "Rico, you're just as guilty as the rest of us." "Hop in." "The water's fine." "All right." " Um, can you repeat the last part?" " Which part?" "Uh, just everything after "this court-martial is now in session."" "What?" "I told you there was too much yup-yup-yup fast talking." " Oh, why not?" " Oh, why not?" "Well, get on with it, prosecutor." "Remember, it's your duty to meet out red-hot justice." " But... but you're my friends." " No mercy, Private." " Remember, justice is blind." " Okay, then." "If it please the court, I would like to...to... to get in there with you, because I can't do this." "Well, ain't this a pretty picture?" "The whole unit in the pokey." " So, like, what now?" " Dessert?" "Yes, Rico, you can have dessert." "Mmm, pie." "Nooo!" "Oh, dear." "I am drowning in Jiggli!" "Well, on the bright side, of all the ways we could have met our doom," " ...this is the most adorable one." " Well, that's cold comfort." "Cold!" "That's the answer!" "I just need to reset the thermostat so low that no creature on Earth could stand the frigid temperature... no creature, that is, but a penguin." "Cold." "So cold." "Up high." "Uh, delay that up high until we're topside." "Can't... feel..." "booty." "That was pretty cool thinking when the heat was on, Kowalski." "And yet I feel no joy." "Frozen solid is no life for sentient gelatin." "What's a slightly mad scientist to do?" "I don't know." "Think outside the box?" "Isn't that what you scientific nerdlets like to do?" "Hmm, outside the box..." "or outside our atmosphere." "Wait, I thought we ruled out leaving the planet." "We did, but we're not the ones leaving."