"I run the screws, you run the cons." "Between us, we'II get this place sewn up." "I just heard snowball on the phone, talking to your son." " What?" " She's planning to break out." "I'II tell you what's ridiculous." "You hanging around with one-night stands half your age." " I'm sick of your jealousy!" " You are cheating on me." "Look at you." "call yourself a man?" "You climbed into that coffin meek as a lamb." "Oh, go home and braise some meatballs for me tea." "Found the missing gun, miss." "Stay cool." "I'm a civilian." "You're driving me to the station." "(SyIvia screams and sobs)" "No!" "I do have a good reason to waste a bullet on you." "Don't I?" "Where are we going?" "(SnowbaII) Straight on." "Here." "Keys." "Ritch!" "Oh, Christ." "Mum did that?" "Spend the bitch's cash getting it sorted." " Let's get the hell out." " Open your boot." "Come on, bitch." "Get out." " Jesus Christ!" " Get in!" " snowball!" " We can't let her snitch on us." " I'm not getting in there." " Ritch!" " Just get in." " (Karen) Ritchie!" " Get in!" " Jesus Christ!" " (Karen yells)" " Go!" "It's Mum's mob." "She's onto us." "(SnowbaII) Watch it!" "(Screams)" "Shit!" "They're on us." "(Tyres squeaIing)" " (SnowbaII screams)" " Come on!" "Come on!" "(Gasping)" "(SnowbaII) Ritchie!" "(SnowbaII screams)" "She has Karen as hostage." "Hijacked her car." "What?" "Cretins on the lodge said Karen signed out with a tutor just before Di and I Ieft." "Didn't check the ID." " Merriman must have a weapon." " Jesus." "police have scrambled a helicopter, roadblocks..." "Nothing will save our career plan, Jim." "May as well write my resignation." "You all right?" "Christ almighty." "(Sighs) Leave it out, snowball." "It's her fault this happened to me." "Jesus." "If you hadn't stopped me last time." "We're free, babe." "Let's go." "No." "I want her to know what it's like to be on death row." "I want you on your knees, begging me for a pardon." "Go on." "You beg me to let you live." " (clicks)" " Beg." " snowball, no!" " Ritch!" "(Gunshot)" "(Sirens wailing)" " Ritch?" " (Gasping)" "Ritch?" "Come on!" "Ritch?" "Ritchie, can you hear me?" "Ritchie!" "Come on, stay with me, stay with me." " I got it." " That's it." "OK, hurry up." "Quick as you can." "(Man) Come on, hurry up!" "Haven't got all day." "Come on." " Take this one." " colin, just pass this...one." "And the other one, mate." " That's it." " careful." "Good man." "Oi, you two!" "Carry your own or leave it here." ""Mr Potter."" "I'II be writing to your managing director." "Is that alcohol?" " Is there a problem?" " No alcohol is permitted." " No alcohol?" " You are joking, aren't you?" "Even if we bring our own?" "It's kept aside for collection on release." " Five years on the wagon?" " No wonder people top themselves." "Soft drinks are purchased in the canteen." "No, no." "I need that tonic." "There's quinine in this." "For her cramps." "Up here, please." " (Grunts and strains)" " Thank you." " Are these drugs?" " For goodness' sake!" "I can't be without my pills." "The medical officer will prescribe replacements." " Why can't I keep these?" " They could be heroin or crack." "This is getting more ridiculous by the second!" "Take a seat until I call you." "We've taken enough of this nonsense." "I want to see your supervisor." "Now." "6.50, darling." "Cheers." "(Sobs)" "Are you free to take us into town?" "We'II put the kettle on and have a nice cup of tea." "(Sobs)" "Got your keys?" " This may take a while." " Uh-oh." " Here's their contraband, sir." " (Tuts)" "Ladies." "I'm principal Officer Jim Fenner." "I hope you're going to tell that warden to return our property." "This is prison, I'm afraid." "Drink and drugs is against the rules." "She's even stolen Bev's tonic water." "(Sighs)" "OK. (Sucks in breath) Let 'em have their tonic water." "It won't taste the same without a slice of lemon." "Perhaps you'd Iike to cut it in half and see if there's any heroin in it?" "So, which one of you's the artist, then?" " I am." " That is allowed in here, isn't it?" "It is." "If you behave yourselves, get a cup of tea and a hot meal too." "If you help us hurry up the process." "OK, carry on." "My daughter Connie will be here soon." "You should get back to Mr GrayIing." "I'm not leaving you on your own." "Look, if there's anything we can do..." "You can't bring him back, can you?" "I've lost him for good." "And I'm going to lose the house, everything." "What?" "We're being repossessed." "The business was going down the tubes." "We were months behind on the mortgage." "He's left me with debts of £50,000." "Oh, my God." "I'm so sorry." "What has he done to me?" "I'm homeless, poor and alone." "Come on." "You've got your children, haven't you?" " And your friends." " He didn't even leave me a note." "Oh, Di." "I drove him to it." "I pushed him too far." "It's not your fault." "I'II never forgive myself." "Get your beds made up." "You'II be moved to your wing after the weekend." "GT, PhyI?" "Don't mind if I do, Bev." ""No alcohol permitted"!" "Stupid bloody shits!" "What did you have planned, watching Merriman escape?" "She stuck that bloody gun in my back and made me drive her to Ritchie." "And he got shot." "(NeiI) Morning." "Thank you." "Karen!" "How are you?" "What doesn't kill us makes us tougher." "I hope so." "Oh, erm, Area called last night." "They dumped part-privatisation." " Going the whole hog." " Oh, shit." "formal offer's been made to Linford Securities." "Sending in an advance team later this week to pave the way." " Morning, ma'am." " Morning." "You mean to start the sackings?" "neil thinks they'II renegotiate the ancillary service contracts first." "But G Wing will definitely be a focus for staff changes." "Thanks to Merriman." "Another nail in the coffin." "How can they expect us to have anything but problems with scum like her and DockIey to deal with?" "AII we can do is convince them we're doing the best job possible." "Put up a united front." "talk positive." "I'II ask neil for a list of buzzwords." "There's two to collect from the hospital wing " " Buki Lester and Denny blood." " Denny's been in hospital?" "I moved her when Merriman came back." "Save setting off another freak-out." "She's been on sedation, but listening therapy might be what she needs." "I'II ask Reverend mills to lend an ear." "We've also got two new allocations " " PhyIIida Oswyn and BeverIey TuII." " (Laughs) The old Costa cons." "Had fun and games with them on reception." "If you could get them tucked up in cell five..." "Mm-hm." "The only other escort duty today is taking Yvonne to visit her son." "One for me." "OK?" "unlock for breakfast." "Thank you, ma'am." "So he's still with us, then, old Ioverboy Atkins?" "They've removed the bullet." "The one he stopped Merriman blowing my brains out with." " Had to be the hero!" " Thank God he's not a dead one." "I wish he'd turned the gun on Merriman." "If I couId relive five minutes and do what I should've to her." "There's nothing you could do to snowball Merriman that would make things better with your son." "Just go and be his mum." "Want a little word with Scarface." "Yep." "Sure." "(Keys jangIing)" "Boyfriend springs you from jail and you shoot him." " Not very Bonnie and clyde." " Have you heard how he is?" "What, nobody told you?" " What?" " (Sighs)" "well, the operation went well." "They got your bullet from out of his insides." "(Sighs) But he'd already lost too much blood, according to Miss Betts." "She was..." "She was by his side at the end." "No." "only one place he's going to be waiting for you now." "(Sobs)" "I don't know how you're gonna live with yourself, love." "(Sobs)" "(Chattering)" "Look who's back." "(Cheering and applause)" "Buki!" "How are you doing?" "Back's still a bit sore." "My burns were so deep, could have went right to my heart." "Better than being dead, eh?" "nearly wished I was, times they never fixed me enough morph." "Thinking about my Lennox got me through." "Aw..." "Like I owe you two, innit?" "What you done for me." "I couId have been fried meat." "GrayIing owes us, man." "Roisin and Cassie got a pardon for saving his life." "What do we get for saving each other's lives?" "Frig all." " Ain't it, though." " We got a plan to fix that." "I'II get you some breakfast while AI tells you about it." "Hope it all goes well at the hospital today." "Seeing your son." "I thought you'd have wished him dead after what he done." "He saved Miss Betts' life, didn't he?" "I was hoping you could save me from someone, Yvonne." "I'm not asking you to grass." "I just wondered if you knew anyone by the name of Gnasher." "Gnasher?" "He's in a kids' comic, isn't he?" "(Murmuring)" "Hey, Babs." "We done a sympathy card for old Bodybag." "After her husband topping himself." " (julie J) You've got to feel sorry for her." " only a Christian could." "(julie S) Might help soften her up a bit." " Can I sign my sympathies?" " You're taking the piss." "You're only sorry you didn't snuff him yourself." "No." "That's the old shell done that." "Me and Mrs HoIIamby's trying to make it up." "Part of me new sentence plan." "well, just your signature, OK?" "Here she is." "Miss, we done you a card to offer our condolences." "Yeah." "No one should go through that." "It's got a good few names on it." "Here." "Oh." "Thank you." "(Di) Oh, isn't that nice of you girls?" "(Sniffs) Oh, dear." "I didn't want to be a snivelling nelly." "Come on, Iet's get you a cup of tea." "You should have a chat with Reverend mills, SyIv." "He's not only there for the prisoners, you know." " I know." "You're right." " Come on." " What do you reckon?" " Genius, aye?" "(Scoffs)" "Come on, it's got to be better than digging a tunnel." "This way, we'II get out clear." "A full and free pardon, Buki." "Tonight, yeah?" "(AII fall silent)" "You'II soon make friends." " This is it?" " For five years?" "It'II be less if you're good girls." "We're supposed to be pampered, aren't we?" "Oh, PhyI." "This is more than my nerves can hack." "It's pretty ghastly but we'II soon work our wits on it." "You really think so, darling?" "(Scoffs)" "Got into the royal enclosure at bloody Ascot, didn't we?" "Gob a knob." "Come on, Den." "Perk up." "Got you off the block, didn't I?" "Yeah, it was me that pulled the strings for you." "Now I'm giving you an earner." "Stop you coming over all gloomy." "What kind of an earner?" "Got a deal with Fenner." "Giving the screws wrist action." " You've got to be joking me." " I need the money." "For my kid." " Letting him pimp you?" " It's a partnership." "50-50." "There's a cut in it for you." "I need you on lookout." "But Fenner, shell?" "After all the shit he's laid on you?" "Yeah, well, he knows to watch his step." "He proved that by getting you off the block." "So...are you gonna put it there, Den?" "(Knock at door)" " Reverend mills?" " Mrs HoIIamby." "Learning sign language." "Go and polish some candIesticks, Hunt." "Move!" " I'm sorry, Reverend." " Here." "You heard my husband died?" "I'm so sorry." "Do you know any more about how he is?" "critical but stable, last they said." "Look...sorry." "I'II take them off in hospital." "Yeah." "Like I'm a nice, normal mum." "I can still remember the first time I saw him." "Streatham High Street, 1968." "I was a meter maid then, putting a ticket on a Ford Cortina, when up comes this cheeky chappie in a uniform." "could he spend his money on me, instead of Lambeth council?" "Swap me a ticket to his prison's dinner dance?" " And you said yes?" " well, no." "I made him persuade me." "But when he took me on that dance floor..." "I knew I couId waltz round the world with him." "Try to remember him like that." "AII your happy times together." "I do." "But then I get so angry with him." "How he's let me down." "How could he leave me in such a mess?" "He was obviously in a terribly distressed state of mind." "And it's very natural for you to feel anger as well as sorrow." "But I'm sure, however misguided, he didn't take his life because he wanted to leave you." "But he won't even be waiting in heaven for me now." "Suicides aren't allowed in, are they?" "well..." "I think we should have faith in love." "And trust in God's forgiveness." " Er, Ritchie Atkins?" " Yes, he's down here." "There you go." "Mum." "Hi, Ritchie." "(Karen) hello, Ritchie, how are you?" "(Ritchie) I'II survive, I guess." "Said you saved her life." "(Ritchie, chuckling) Yeah, well..." "I've kissed goodbye to my career as a porn stud." "Not much call for wheelchair action." "What do you mean?" "I'm paralysed." "(julie J) Got your lunch." "Oh, look, Ju." "She's feeling sorry for herself." "Oh!" "(Sniffs mockingIy) Got any tissues, Ju?" "You bitches." "I'm on the cross." "Do you have to mock me as well?" "We feel sorry for Yvonne." "Visiting her son in hospital." "Cos you shot him." "Visiting?" "What do you mean?" "Ritchie's dead." "Since when?" "Fenner told me." "please!" "Are you saying he's alive?" "No thanks to you." "(Sobs)" "I'II, er, catch a word with the consultant." "Mum...they don't know if it's permanent." "Look, it's my fault." "I'm to blame for getting snowball that gun." "Don't beat yourself up." "Course I bIeedin' will." "I let her do a runner so I couId give you a great big hiding." "I should have known better than to cross you." "Ritchie." "I know how bad I've messed up." "Me and your dad, we taught you and Lauren things that parents shouIdn't tell their kids." "You get hit, you hit back harder." "If you don't, you're not an Atkins." "AII that shit." "And look where it's got us now." "I promise you, Ritchie." "I'm gonna make it up to you." "I get out of jail next year, then me, you and your sister, we're gonna start afresh." "We'II be a real family." "Sorry, Mum." "If I ever get out of this bed, it's for snowball." "Has that witch put a spell on you?" "will you take her a letter for me?" "I'd cut me hands off first." "And they'd still be twitching to get round her neck." "well, cut my legs off, then." "She's the only reason I've got to walk." "Ritchie, don't talk shit." "You've got your whole life to fight back for." "You seen that murdering bitch for what she is, didn't you?" "snowball and me is be and end." "Rest of our lives got trashed." "Oh, PhyI, look." "Hasn't she got wonderful hands?" "You're joking, ain't ya?" "Amount of bogs I've cleaned?" "PhyI." " Bev." " Oh, I'm julie." "julie S, that is." "Cos there's already a J and an OK." "Er, may I?" "Oh, yes." "A creative hand too, I see." " Do ya?" " Mm." " Something of a writer?" " I do like to write poems." "And there's some unhappiness." "A broken relationship?" " Trevor?" " Trevor, yes, right." " Erm...you never married?" " bleeding hell!" "And there's someone else too..." "children?" " A child." " My David." "He's my pride and joy!" "Here, Ju..." "Bev's reading me palm!" "I'm a touch psychic meseIf." "She's the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter." " Shame." "AII them hand-me-downs." " It means she's got the sight." "Here, Den!" "You never guess what about Bev here - she's a psychic." " She's what?" " Psychic." "You know, Iike a medium." "You're a very caring person." "And loyal to your friends." "And there's a really close relationship." "A friend." "No, it's closer than that." "A sister, almost." "It's amazing." "That's spot-on, that is." "Bev has a marvellous gift." "Beats reading old tea leaves, eh, Ju?" "So if you're a medium, does that mean you talk to dead people?" " well..." " Not in every case." "Cos my girlfriend Shaz, she got burnt to death in the fire." "And if I couId talk to her, that'd be wicked." " I couId try." " Don't piss me about, though." "Of course we wouldn't do that." "But, erm, we would need something in exchange." "Sorry." "I'II see you soon." " Yeah?" " We'II see what we can fix up." "snowball would never have shot you." "She's just been in too many crap movies." "My fault for jumping in." "believe what you Iike, Ritchie." "Send me one back from her." "I don't know about you but I couId use a drink." " Eh?" " There's a pub nearby." "We can go out the side door, come back for the cab when we're good and ready." "Hope you brought your own hanky." "That's not a nice way to treat your favourite customer." "Let's get on with it." "Don't want to miss my tea." "Hang on." "If I've paid 20 quid, I want my 20 quid's worth, don't I?" "What about a sexy dance?" "What about you stick your knob in here... and I'II watch you dance?" " You're beginning to annoy me." " Good." "Maybe you'II take your stiffy somewhere else, then." "Hand job or nothing." "Suppose you'II do for now." "(glasses clinking)" "Don't pretend that's the first drink you've had since you went to jail." "First one a screw's bought me, that's all." "Can you cut the "us and them" for once?" "Got a fag on you...darling?" "You know... (Sighs)" "I'm more likely to do a runner than you are...darling." "HobbIed now, aren't I?" "If I want to be allowed to see my son again." "Least he wants to see his mum." "Reckon I must still have some uses." "That's more than my 20-year-oId son credits me with." "Ross." "I don't know when I'm gonna see him next." "Ran off with an older woman, did he?" "Dropped out of uni a few weeks ago." "told him I had enough crap on my hands without wiping his arse." "A whole bloody prisonIoad." "So...if you want to play who's the worst mum or who's got the worst taste in men..." "well, you couldn't do worse than Fenner." "Yeah." "BoIIocks." "I'd go lesbian like a shot if all it took was a bloody pill." "I don't want you after my daughter next." "Ain't got all day." "Right, you lot." "Through you come." "You had your hair cut?" "hello, sweetheart." "Proof, Den, that all men are a bunch of wankers." "They'd be queuing at the door if this wasn't a nick." "Here's your cut." "Look, I need to get me hands on some gin." " You ain't pregnant, are ya?" " It's for those old birds." "What are you doing for them crumbIies?" "I should have a word." "Cut off their saggy ears." "Bev's a medium." "Says she can talk to Shaz." " For a bottle of gin?" " And thingy, er...tonic." "They've seen you coming, Den." "Duh!" "shell, I need a tenner." "The redbands in the screws' club only deal in cash." "I ain't getting covered in spunk so you can chat with Shaz's ghost." " Get yourself another lookout, then." " Den, you don't understand." "Why pay when you can get it for free?" " Sir, got a problem." " Yeah, what's that then?" "Them toffee-nosed old trouts." "Con artists, yeah?" "Yeah." "couple of expats living it up on the Costa del sol." "You probably rubbed suntans with them there." "And?" "well, they got left in the lurch by their husbands." "Came home to cook up a crafty pension plan." "Need you to help buy 'em a ceII-warming pressie." "He said that him and her are all they believed in." "Like it's a religion." "The longer they're separated, the less of a hold they have on each other." "Merriman needs paraIysing." "Look, forget her, Yvonne." "Just do what you can for Ritchie." "Hope for the best." "(Ice cubes cIink)" "You're all right." "Does that mean I get another date with you, then?" " Miss?" " You all right, Buki?" "Yeah." "Erm...is it you on baths tonight, miss?" "She ain't put her name down." "Oh, I'II put you front of the queue." "We're on." "Thanks." " Make sure you get something to eat." " Yeah." "And, er, don't worry." "Our little social, just between ourselves." "How was the hero, then?" "healing up?" "Maybe you should worry about who's gonna save you when the privatisers start firing." "Positive thinking, love." "Works miracles." "So does prayer." "AII he asked me to do was post this." "You two settling in all right?" "Can be very difficult at first." "well, we're glad we've got each other." " Trying to mix in." " Yeah, well, that's the way." "We've been hearing about this terrible fire." "That poor girl Denny and her friend." "Shaz." "That was a real tragedy." "Poor Denny has had such a hard time." "Was she there when it happened?" "That's why she felt so guilty leaving her there." "Shaz was off her head on drugs." "(Both sigh)" "Here's your tea." "Thanks." "Got your appetite back?" "(Retches)" "It's not cooked." "Look!" "Trying to poison me?" "Oh." "Forgot your post." "It's RSVP." "We'II get a cheque an' all, innit?" "As well as a pardon." " £5,000 each." " Your mouth's all brown, Buki." "I read it in the paper." "I wish they would give us some money." "Cos I ain't going back to my dad." "Youse can come to glasgow wi' me." "My ma'II give us money to rent a flat." "Yeah?" "We'II have a room in the flat for Lennox, yeah?" "Sure, Buki." "A wheelchair ramp up three flights." "I've got to get that knife back to the servery." "That's mental, man." "(Indistinct chatter)" "Keep quiet." "Bev's very sensitive during this stage." "Did you bring something?" " Gagging for it." " We brought this." " You can't have one..." " (AII) Without the other." "And you?" "Yeah, I brought something." "This." "Any shit and it'II be doing that." "Then you and your psychic will be dobbed right in it." " Why's it so dark in here?" " It's for the spirits." "(julie J) It's what they like." "You must try and be quiet." "Now, Denny, you sit here." "And the rest of you over there on that bed." "(shell) Hope there's no vampire bats on it." " I sense your fear." " Yeah, right!" "Someone wants you to feel afraid." "Someone with no face." "Who's that, then?" "She says you called her "dirty slag"" "because you were jealous of her." "She wants to tell you what it feels like to be tortured." "(InhaIes deeply)" "(Sighs and scoffs)" "Now we wait." "(InhaIes deeply)" "There's someone there." "I sense a presence." "It's..." "It's a young spirit." "She has a sense of fun." "Do I see white, spiky hair?" "It's Shaz." " Shaz?" " She's standing just beside you, Denny." "She's saying something about...a boat?" "She says she's sorry she didn't get off the boat when you told her to, Denny." "She's sorry that she stayed on the boat and left you behind." "But now she says she's floated all the way to heaven." "She spends all her days out in the sunshine in the blue skies and she loves it there." "But she misses you." "She says she loves you, Denny." "I Iove you too, Shaz." "You tell her I Iove her, man." "tell her." "She knows that." "She can see you." "She can hear you." "She's watching over you." "She'II always be close by there, to help you." "I'm sorry, there isn't any more." "She's gone back now, Denny." "That was brilliant." " Never seen anything like it." " Me, neither." "You couldn't get in touch with my mum Jessie?" " What about Sandra?" " Not tonight, no." "This sort of thing is exhausting." "Yes, I'd Iike to lie down, I think." "Course." "No, we'II leave you to it." "Come on, Ju." "It's amazing." "If there's anything you need, just ask." "Oh, that's really sweet of you." "Oh!" "well, I know what I need." "Here's to spirits." "And to bottles more of them." "(Tonic fizzes)" "Mmmm." "You said we'd be fine, didn't you, darling?" "The number of imbeciles, suckers and numbskuIIs in this place, we should be in bloody clover." "Come on, then, if you want to be first." " Have you hurt your leg, AI?" " Went a wee bit stiff, miss." " Kicking the netball." " Hot water should sort that." "shell, they got Shaz back for me." "Don't talk crap." "whole load of hocus bollocks." "I didn't believe it before, but that was Shaz, I swear." "I felt her, man." "She touched me and everything." "And she says she don't blame me." " What are you going on about?" " Oi!" "talking to me, not you." "well, you'd better piss off then, cos I wanna talk to her." "I got Shaz to talk to me now." "Denny!" "please!" "That Bev's a medium and she just got Shaz through to me." "She said she loves me and she's watching over me." "I don't need shit else, man." "It's me who needs something from you, Denny." "A chance to say I'm sorry." "I can't live with you hating me." "You got one minute." "I don't blame you for being angry." "I pushed your trust too far just so I couId get Merriman to lead me to Ritchie... and the 50 grand." "AII for my own pride's sake." "A chance to get even." " I lost out all round, eh?" " Ain't lost your son." "Oh, he's still living and breathing." "May walk again, with a bit of luck." "But not back to me, he won't." "Denny, you mean more to me than my own family." "Look, what I'm trying to say is..." "the offer's still there." "If you want a spare mum." "Big heart." "Good sense of humour." "Looking to give a nice kid a future." "Any takers?" "You mean, not just in here?" "Like you'II be there when I get out?" "And live in your house and that?" "See if we can make it official." "Adoption or something." "If you want." "well, you'd just better not marry any more bastards, yeah?" "They ain't coming near." "Di, Di, Di!" "You were so right about Reverend mills." " Oh?" " He's been through it himself." "Poor man." "Lost his wife not long since." "So it's only natural he should feel a bond of sympathy." "AI!" "You three!" "Back here a minute, please." "(Buki) What?" "Get our turn last now, is it?" "hello, Gnasher." "roll up your trouser leg." "The stiff one." "I made myself a wee splint, miss." "Give it to me." "A pointy stick, eh?" "So you could attack me in the showers?" " No!" " Not for real, miss." "We done it so we could rescue you." " From yourselves?" " From Gnasher." " (julie) We wanted a pardon." " You stupid girls." "We should have got one anyway for what we done in that fire." " only screws' lives count, innit?" " (Stick breaks)" "well, you are lucky I am giving you a pardon for this." "Or you'd be in very, very deep trouble." "Now, flush the rest of Gnasher down the toilet and forget that she ever existed." "Yes?" " (Both) Yes, miss." " Miss." "Oh!" "could've ate the chips and peas." "Raw chicken put me off." "Any post to go back?" "Can I ask when he'II get it?" "Be posted tonight." "By one of the works boys." "cool." "Thought you'd all wanna read it first." "He'II know my writing." "Won't know your wrinkly old face, though." "Time you ever get to see him." "Get the duty MO in here now." "Come on, sit up." "Senior Officer HoIIamby does not do deals with cons." "The gin is the one with the G on it." "Oh, sir." "nearly forgot." "shell DockIey's in labour." "I was there when it started." "(Screams) bloody thing!"