"Four o'clock in the morning?" "Good morning, master." "Good morning." "I didn't mean to wake you up." "Do you know it is 4:00?" "That is even early for Cocoa Beach." "Yeah, well, it's a pretty special day." " Oh, master, you remembered." " Well, it's kind of hard to forget." "I mean, after all, I'm going up into orbit in a few hours." "Is that- That all this day means to you?" "That's quite a bit." "Unless the Russians have something up their sleeves I'm the only man in the world that's going into orbit today." "So you" " You have forgotten what day this is." "Oh, no, of course not." "How could I forget?" "Happy birthday." "Is it your birthday?" " No, isn't it yours?" " No." "Well, what day is it?" "Oh, it is not important, master." "Let us forget that I mentioned it." "Yeah, okay, let's forget it." "If I meant anything at all to you, you would have remembered." "Jeannie, I don't know what I'm apologizing for, but I'm sorry." "Now, tell me what's so important about today?" "Oh, it was nothing." " Today is our first anniversary." " Our what?" "One year ago today you rescued me from my bottle on the beach." "Well, now, what kind of an anniversary is that?" "Well, I am sorry, but it is the only one I have." "And you forgot it." "Oh, come on, be reasonable, Jeannie." "Not a man in the world remember an anniversary like that." " Hi, Jeannie." "Hi, Tony." " Hi." "Well, happy anniversary." "Do you realize it was a year ago today that you rescued Jeannie from that bottle?" "You see, even Major Healey remembers." "Roge, how did you remember a day like that?" "Jeannie called me up yesterday and reminded me." "I've thought of a wonderful way to celebrate, master." "Why do we not go back to the beach where you first found me." "You can open the bottle and rescue me again." "Wouldn't that be romantic?" " That's the wildest thing I ever" " It's out of the question." "But why?" "I will get into the bottle and you will open it and rescue me." "Well, for one reason, they're sending me into orbit in a few hours." "Oh, which is more important going on some silly ride or celebrating our anniversary?" "If you want my advice, you won't answer that." "When I come down, I will- I'll take you out to dinner go to the theatre, and that's the way we'll celebrate." "We are going to celebrate our anniversary on the island." "No, I'm afraid we're not." "You be good, amuse yourself around the house." "When I come back, I'll phone you." "Goodbye and happy anniversary." "Bye." "If there's anything that makes me nervous, it's an angry genie." " There you are, doctor." " Thank you." "We were having some trouble with the electrical system." "Trouble was in the fuel cells." "All checked out." " How are you feeling, Tony?" " Fine, just fine." " Wish I made this one with you." " Next time, Roge." " Well, Major Nelson." " Sir." " Happy anniversary." " Did you say, " Happy anniversary"?" "Yes, one year ago today you went up on your last space flight and landed on that island in the Pacific." "Don't you remember?" "Yes, yes, that anniversary." "How could I forget?" "Well, this time I'm expecting a perfect flight." " So am I, sir." " All the rangers have reported in and everything's fine, so there's nothing to worry about." " How's it feel?" " Watch" " Watch" " Watch the nose." " Here, Ken." "You got that side?" " All right." "Well, good luck, Tony." "You got it?" "T- minus 27 seconds and counting." "All recorders and oscillographs can pass." "Status check, range safety arm light on?" "Affirmative." " Range ready?" " Ready." " Weather system ready?" " All systems go." "Ten seconds until final stage of rocket firing." " Nine, eight, seven, six, five..." " Ten, nine, eight, seven..." " ... four, three, two, one, zero." " ... four, three, two, one, zero." "Fire." "Perfect lift-off." "Status check, range safety arm light on?" "Affirmative." " Range ready?" " Ready." " Weather system ready?" " Affirmative." "I have a "threat complete" light." "He's off course." "What's happened to him?" "His final stage misfired." "He won't be able to maintain orbit." " Bring him down." " But it was a perfect launch." "I don't understand." "That's the same place he came down last year." "Now, what could have happened to him?" "I think he might have stopped off to celebrate his anniversary." "Jeannie!" "Jeannie!" "Do you know what you've done?" "Jeannie, where are you?" "Look, I haven't got time to fool around." "I can't play games." "I am as sentimental as the next guy." "Do you realize what this gesture of yours is gonna cost the United States government?" "Jeannie!" "Oh, there you are." "Oh, you got a new bottle, huh?" "You got a different bottle for your anniversary?" "Come on out of there." " You're not Jeannie." " I am the Blue Djinn." "You mean, there's more than one of you?" "You mean, I opened the wrong bottle?" "I have been imprisoned in that bottle for 1500 years and yours is the hand that freed me." "I know." "I've been through all this before." "You're grateful and I can have anything in the world I want." "I have taken an oath to destroy whoever opened that bottle." "Wait a minute, destroy?" "Why would you wanna destroy me?" "I'm the one who just rescued you." "If thou had rescued me a thousand years ago, I would have been grateful." "But for the last 500 years, I have become angry." "How dost thou wish to die?" "Of old age." "Perhaps you would like to be fed to the sharks." " Do you have anything else?" " Drop thee into a live volcano." "Well, you're getting warmer." "What else do you have?" "I could turn thee into a flea and trample thee." "I have a little surprise for you, fella." "Happy anniversary, master." "Jeannie, I have a little anniversary present for you too." " The Blue Djinn!" " Oh, I have found thee." "You know the trouble with you?" "You're hostile." "Yeah, hostile." "You didn't think I had a genie of my own." " All right, get him, Jeannie." " Master" " No, master." "How would you like me to feed you to the sharks, huh?" "Throw me into a live volcano?" "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a bully." " Master." " Get him, Jeannie." "I shall take pleasure in seeing that you die slowly." "All right, Jeannie, now." "I" " I cannot, master." "He" " He's the Blue Djinn." "He's the one who put me in my bottle 2000 years ago." "He" " He's the most powerful one of us all." "Well, it's certainly a pleasure to meet you." " I have searched for thee everywhere." " Leave me alone." " You heard her, leave her alone." " Master." "I have been thinking about thee for 1500 years." "Hey, take your hands off her, you hear me." "Master." " Please help me, master." " You bet I'll help you." "To tell you the truth, fella I don't take kindly to people burying me in the sand." "Thou art coming back with me." "Hey, I warn you, fella, I got a pretty bad temper." "I'm going to get rid of this one once and for all." "No." "No, wait." "No, wait." "If I go with you, will you spare him?" " You will come with me willingly?" " If you will set him free." " I can't let you do that." " If I do not, he will kill you." " Well, I can't let you do it." " But it's the only way I can save you." " What'll happen to you?" " Do not worry about me, master." " Jeannie, will I ever see you again?" " I'm afraid not." " Come." "Let us leave." " Wait a minute." " At least let me say goodbye to her." " All right, hurry then." "Jeannie, what do you think of when I say Cocoa?" " Chocolate?" " No." " Vanilla?" " No." "Beach?" " Now?" " Yes." "Hey, you did it." "I'm so happy." "Oh, happy anniversary, master." "Happy anniversary, Jeannie." "Look out, master!" "Hey, good girl, Jeannie." "I'm as hospitable as the next guy, but this is my house." "You tried to trick me." "You'll be punished for that." " Please help me, master." " Don't worry, I'll handle this." " He has annoyed me for the last time." " No!" "No!" " No!" " Jeannie." "Wait a minute." "All right, fella, that's it." "You've done it." "I didn't wanna do this, but you've forced me to." " I'm gonna have to destroy you." " You destroy me?" "Please do not make him any angrier than he already is, master." "He's gonna have to worry about making me angry." "I have more magic in my little finger than you have in your whole body." " Thou has no magic." " Oh, yeah?" "I can command a whole army out of thin air." "Truly, it is an army." "How would you like me to throw you into a raging flood, huh?" "I have never seen such magic." "You are a greater magician than I." " You are brilliant, master." " I'm only beginning, Jeannie." "Fire." "Oh, master, I meant no harm." "One word from me and my army will destroy you." "Oh, please, master, I meant no harm." "Please, send them away." " Do you mean that?" " Yes." "Down on your knees, you cur." " I'll send them away on one condition." " Oh, yes, master." "Get out, stay out, and don't ever bother that girl again." "Yes, master, I promise." "I will never harm either of you." "I promise." "I promise, master." "I am not sure that I would trust this one, master." "Don't worry." "You know what's gonna happen if you tangle with me." " Yes, yes, master." " And furthermore if anything ever happens to this girl, I'm gonna hold you responsible." "You and nobody else." "I'll send my armies after" "I had a hunch I'd find you here." "How can you hear yourself think with that television on, anyway?" " The magic is gone." " Half the world's looking for him and he's watching television." "Who's your friend?" " He turned it off." " I'm no friend of his." " He turned the television" " Now you shall die." "But first, I will learn the secret of your magic." "How did you create armies out of thin air?" "Armies out of-?" "He thought you create armies." "You kidding?" "That's television." "That's just pictures, that's not real." " Thanks, Roge." " Oh, you have no magic." "Stop fooling around and get to the base." "They're going crazy." "Please do not harm him." "I will go with you." "You tricked me before." "I shall see that you do not trick me again." "No!" "That is true magic." "She is going back with me." "Wait a minute." "Who is this joker, anyway?" "Roger, you better keep away from him." "Look, you may be bigger than I am, but I happen to be an expert in karate." "You don't know who you're tangling with." "Roger." "You don't know what you're getting into." "Roger." "Roger." "Dirty fighter." "Dirty fighter." "Roger." "What have you done with him?" "Roge." "Now to take care of you." "All right, go ahead." "Go ahead, kill me, kill me but don't touch the Nelson treasure." "Do not worry, I am not interes" "Treasure?" "What is the Nelson treasure?" "Oh, I could cut my tongue out." "Forget it, forget it." "Go ahead, kill me." "First, tell me about the treasure." "Promise not to say anything to anybody." "Of course I promise." "Where is the treasure?" "What treasure is that?" "Oh, oh, yeah, the treasure." "The treasure." "It's right in here." "It's right this way." "No." "Right here." "Where?" "Right here." "See?" "This is the way we keep the Nelson treasure." "Now, wait a minute, this is too small." "You're too big." "You'd never get in there." "No" "I have a way." "If this is one of your tricks, you'll regret the day you were born." "All right, there you are, mister." "That ought to hold you." "Yeah." "Jeannie..." "Oh, master, what did you do with the Blue Djinn?" "You don't have to worry about him." "He's strong, but he's not terribly bright." "I caught him in here." " Tony." "Tony." " Oh, take care of Roger, will you." "Oh, those feathers tickles." "Where is he?" "Where is he?" "I got him here in the vacuum cleaner." "Do not worry about him, I will take care of him." "I will drop him to the bottom of the sea." " Okay." " Come on." "Gee, it's a shame to waste a perfectly good vacuum cleaner." "You are so clever, master." "How are you gonna explain how you got back here?" " The 7th Fleet is looking for you." " That's right." "I'll have Jeannie pop me back on the island and let them find me there." "Won't you, Jeannie?" "Jeannie?" "Where are you?" "I think she went back to drop her friend off." "What's your next false move?" "You're right." "Oh, boy, what is my next false move?" "There's thousands of guys looking for me all over." "You have any idea how long that search would last?" "This is gonna cost the United States government millions." "There's no way around this." "I'm gonna go back and level with them." "Level with them?" "You can't go back and tell the truth." "You think NASA's gonna hold still for an astronaut who has a genie?" " Now, forget it." " It can't be helped." " Well, then good luck, huh?" " Thanks." " And bye." " Yeah." "Major Nelson." "Yes, sir?" " But it can't be you." "You're up there." " I was up there, sir." "I saw them launch you into orbit myself." "Yes, sir, I know that, sir" "The whole fleet's looking for you out there, and you're here." " I can explain that, sir." " You're going to." "But you're gonna explain it to General Peterson." "Wait right here." "Sergeant." "I want you to stand guard in front of this door." "No one is to enter or leave." "Do you understand?" "Yes, sir." " Any sign of him at all?" " Negative, general." "Poor Tony." " You can call off the search, general." " Call it off?" " What are you talking about?" " I'm talking about Major Nelson." "You won't find him there, because he's in my office." "Do you know what you just said?" "I said that Major Anthony Nelson is in my office right this minute, under guard." "He can't be there, he's 10,000 miles from here." "I know we've had our little differences about Major Nelson in the past but this time there's no question about it." "I've got him, general." "And when he explains this, he can explain a lot of other things." "Well, I don't believe he's there, doctor." "You don't have to take my word, you can see for yourself." " I'm warning you, doctor..." " He's under guard, general." "Let's go." "You see, sir, I have this little genie that I carry around with me and she wanted to celebrate our anniversary and, well, you know how genies are." "No?" "There are a lot of things in this world that we can't understand, sir and this is one of them." "I am back, master." " Where have you been?" " Oh, dropping the Blue Djinn off in the middle of the ocean." " Can you get him back?" " Whatever for?" "Because I want him to throw me into a roaring volcano." "Do you know what's gonna happen when General Peterson comes?" "I won't be able to explain this if I live to be- If I live to be your age." "Jeannie, I'm supposed to be in orbit." "Stand aside, sergeant." "I've waited a long time for this, general." "Jeannie, get us out of here." " Here he is." " Here who is, doctor?" " But he was right here." "Sergeant." " Yes, sir?" " Where's Major Nelson?" " He's in orbit, isn't he?" "Did anyone come out of this room?" "No, sir." "And the windows are locked on the inside." "But he was standing right here." "I said, " But it can't be you. " And he said, " I can explain it, sir. "" "I said, "The whole fleet's looking for you. " Then he" "General, we just picked up Major Nelson's capsule on our scope." "Where is he?" "He's in orbit, right where he should be." "Something must have gone wrong with our telemetry." " I am ready, master." " All right, Jeannie." "Where would you like to go to-?" "Well, you're the most beautiful thing I ever saw." "Oh, thank you, master." " Thank you." " Do you like my new dress?" "Yes, Jeannie, it's just beautiful." "I could not decide whether to wear this one or whether to wear this one." "You certainly don't have any problem with your wardrobe, do you?" "Oh, that's wonderful, Jeannie, just wonderful." "Where would you like me to take you to dinner?" "Jeannie." " Say..." " Happy anniversary, master." "When you go out, all out, you really go all out, don't you?" " Are you content, master?" " Content?" "Who wouldn't be?" "Lovely girl, deserted island, wonderful food and..." "Say, that wine's nice." "Oh, it is a very old bottle." "I found it somewhere." "Jeannie." "What is it?" "What are you doing?" "Jeannie?" "Jeannie, what hap-?" "What-?" " Happy anniversary, master." " Happy anniversary."