"You may be asking yourself, how did I get here?" "What could I have possibly done to deserve this?" "Tell me why." "Why make me make the man I love re-marry his hussybride?" "How is that helpful?" "Who does that benefit besides the hussy 'cause I'm not in the business of benefitting hussies." "Tell me there's a reason." "So be it." "No answers?" "No mercy." "I'm finished." "You want me to be alone?" "I'll be alone." "I'll be alone after I melt or set fire to each and every one of you." "So anybody that hasn't talked that's thinking about talkin', let this be a warn..." "Break's over." "What's burning?" "Have you fix it?" "Niet." "Still broken." "If you buy six of 'em you're really only paying for three." "Hello, sweetheart." "Hi." "You're puffy, have you been crying?" "I'll give you a bear if we don't talk about it." "I'll give you a monkey if we do." "I found it in your brother's room." "Really?" "He's very concerned about you." "He started praying and you know how he feels about that sort of thing." "He's praying?" "For me?" "Mmm-hmm." "You certainly have him worked up about something." "Raises the question, doesn't it?" "What question?" "Should I be praying?" "Not for me." "I'm fine." "Of course you are, sweetheart." "Dr. Ron'll be very pleased to get his monkey back." "You should make an appointment and return it to him since you're the one who stole it." "As great as that sounds, you see him twice a week, can't you just drop it off next time you're in therapy." "Did you mark the barrel bears down?" "Was I not supposed to?" "No." "This is a collector's item." "You are so in trouble." "........." "Mold-o-rama's still busted." "Just keeps making these." "With funky face." "You'll never get rid of all of us." "I wanna to get this back to you." "He's got a few dings." "And is this wax?" "Um, yeah." "Sorry about that." "And sorry about not coming back after I said I had to feed the meter." "Two months ago." "It all worked out fine." "Why'd you come back today?" "What's happening in your world?" "Okay, well, what've my Mom and my brother told you 'cause I don't wanna repeat information." "Tell him nothing." "We're not talking about your mom or your brother." "Then you better tell me something 'cause I'm fixin' to neuter you." "I was talking to the Monkey." "It talked to me first." "What makes you think the Monkey was talking to you?" "It looked at me and talked." "Why don't you walk me through the day the animals started talking to you." "Well, I didn't get my promotion." "And then the Lion talked." "Then I fainted." "Then I had that session with you." "And then the Monkey talked." "Then I met Eric... and then we talked... and then we kissed and then we..." "Ohmygod." "Right before your Monkey broke my heart." "No, that was actually the fish." "Did Eric break your heart or was it the fish?" "The fish." "The fish told me to break Eric's heart, which broke my heart." "And you do everything the Monkey and the Lion and the fish tell you to do?" "Even if it causes you pain?" "Yeah, they kinda wore me out that way." "Which is mainly why I'm here." "I'm gonna recommend we see each other three times a week." "Isn't that a lot?" "Well, it's not five times a week... which it looks like we can do." "Do you prefer mornings or afternoons?" "Did Dr. Ron tell you whether this is a personality flaw or an actual disorder?" "Darrin." "No sense pussyfootin' around, we're her parents." "If something's wrong we should talk about it." "You can talk to us, can't you sweetheart?" "Uh... yeah." "Could I have some more water please?" "I'd just like to know if this was an isolated incident or can we expect more of these 'sodes." "God forbid you turn out like that Olsen girl." "Didn't she stab herself and tell everybody Dr. Ron tried to kill her?" "Mad as a balloon." "We don't want that life for you." "Darrin, she doesn't want to discuss it." "We have to respect that." "Thank you." "We'll talk later." "Fine, fine, we'll pretend nothing's wrong." "Not a care in the world." "Isn't that your little married friend?" " You have a new friend?" " He doesn't work today..." "Oh, that is him." "And his wife." "I have to pee." "They're here!" "You said he wasn't working today." "He's not." "But the man lives here." "That's it, you got this cry comin'." "Cry until you can't cry no more." "I wanna see salt deposits on your cheeks when you're through." "I didn't think it would hurt so much." "Seeing him with her." "In wedded bliss." "Without me." "Ohmygod, he's gonna grow old with her, isn't he?" "And I'm gonna die alone." "Will you die alone with me?" "Of course I will." "Who else would I die alone with?" "Your brother?" "Ha." "I mean, I can't think of any examples actually." "Do you like my brother?" "No, god no." "That was a random..." "No." "Cause that'd be weird, huh?" "Yeah, I'll say." "Hello, excuse me." "I'm Karen Tyler." "Jaye's mother." "Hi." "Hi." "I'm not quite sure how to broach this subject so I'm just gonna get right to it." "My daughter's very upset about something." " Really?" " Mmm-hmm." "She won't discuss it with me." "And Mahandra's not saying a word." "So that leaves you." "What d'you say?" "Wanna be my hero?" "How upset is she, exactly?" "I'll tell you how upset she is if you tell me what she's upset about." "I wish I knew." "Do you think Eric loves her?" "Like really loves her." "She's his wife." "I know, but like really, really loves her." "Yes, he does." "In fact, he loves me so much he married me twice." "If you hadn't wiped yourself with the first wedding vows you wouldn't have had to get them renewed." "Oh, sigh." "Whatever scars I've given Eric are healing." "And they'd heal a lot faster if you'd stop picking at them and leave us alone." "I was leaving you alone plenty before you came through that door." "No, you were stalking my husband at his work place." "Which is no longer his work place 'cause he just quit." "What?" "We're going back to Jersey." "My sins have been paid for." "Honeymoon purgatory is coming to an end." "That's so sad." "Heidi-ho gotta go." "You almost had him, huh?" "For a second there I thought it was gonna be you kissing the groom on my wedding night." "But only for a second." "Hi, babe." "The girls were just helping me pack your things." " Hi." "How you doing?" " Just ducky." "You?" "Swell." "Everything go okay?" "Yeah, great, I gave my notice." "Notice?" "I thought you were gonna quit." "They need two weeks to find a replacement." "They gave me a job and a bed, it's the least I can do." "Eric, I wanna go home." "It's just for two weeks." "We can stay in the honeymoon suite." "I'm gonna put this in the car." "Looks like the credit card you used to pay for your sins was declined." "We're both reasonable women." "Ha!" "We're both capable of reason." "Eric's mine now and you're never gonna get your hooks in him again." "You deal with that any way you like as long as it doesn't involve me or my husband." "But if you make trouble for us I will make trouble for you." "Bitch, are you threatening her?" "Yes." "Yes, I believe I am." "Save him from her." "What'd you just say?" " Save him from her." " You heard me." "You got some nerve." "Don't tell me to save him from her." "Tell it to someone who gives a..." "I don't think she's coming back." "No." "I'm pushing her away." "Okay, I'm gonna ask you one more time -- where's the Monkey?" "Did he walk away?" "Can he walk away?" "Are you guys ambulatory?" "I wanna be an honest woman." "You are an honest woman." "I just snuck in your back door." "Your sister's dying inside and here I am lying to her about our torrid little affair." "Then tell her the truth." "She can't handle the truth." "It would kill her." "She's my best friend and you're her brother." "Besides, I can't be happy when she's sad." "There are rules." "Are you saying I make you happy?" "Yes, yes." "You make me happy." "That's not the point..." "Are those video cameras?" "Yeah." "Shut 'em off." "Shut 'em off, shut 'em off, shut 'em off." "How long have you had those?" "Are you recording us right now?" "Did you record us having sex?" "Ohmygod." "Is it on the internet?" "Ohmygod." "I'm a naughty black door woman... back door woman." "Ohmygod." "No one must know." "We have to destroy your computer." "Relax, no one knows anything." "I knew it." "Shame on you." "This is a violation of trust." "Do you want Mom and Dad to find out?" "This will kill them." "........." "You said you'd get rid of these." "I said I take care of them." "They should be in a suitcase with cinder blocks." "Not in a..." "Oh god, is that a shrine?" "No." "It's a... display." "What's gotten into you?" "You're acting all weird." "Unusually weird." "She's not weird." "She's in pain." "The woman's got a broken heart." "What the hell's wrong with you?" "Where'd you come from?" "I... followed you." "I was worried." "Oh, you don't have to worry." "I'm feeling much better now." "Do you think she knows?" "Save him from her." "Let's talk about that, shall we?" "Now if experience has taught me anything it's that following your instructions regarding Eric and Heidi causes me great pain." "Save him from her." "But I have to admit I'm intrigued." "Why make me make a home if you're just gonna make me break a home?" "Is this a trick?" "Is this gonna turn out badly for me somehow?" "Ask the Monkey." "How did you get in here?" "The door." "The door was locked." "Yeah, well, no it wasn't." " I just need to borrow the Monkey." " You're not borrowing my Monkey, Jaye." "I kinda have to." "They told me to save him from her." "And the Wax Lion said the Monkey would tell me why." "Save who from her?" "She's going to kill him." "She's gonna kill him?" "Is my Monkey talking to you now, Jaye?" "She's going to kill him." "She's going to kill him and it's all because of you." "You think maybe you want Heidi to be a black widow murderess 'cause that makes her the bad guy and you the good guy and Eric the guy that can only be saved by your love?" "I don't want Heidi to be anything." "I'm just trying to confirm or deny an anonymous tip." "From who?" "If I knew it wouldn't be anonymous." " Ohmygod." " What?" ""Freshmen suspected in Kappa Mu poisoning." "Homecoming tradition suffered a devastating blow Thursday when Queen Kendra Crowther and Princess Mickie Mossler were allegedly poisoned at a sorority function." "Sophomore Heidi Sockett..." -- her maiden name is Sockett?" "Horrible yet appropriate." ""Sophomore Heidi Socket, who was disqualified from the election for soliciting votes, suggested the poisoning may have been hazing victims retaliating against their tormentors."" "She did it." "You know she did." "She tried to kill those girls." "I wanna know how she was soliciting votes." "I think we both know." ""Hepatitis outbreak renders debate team speechless." Click on that." ""The debate team suffered a staggering loss" blah, blah, blah." ""Senior Heidi Sockett who was suspended from the team suggested the incident may have been the work of freshmen retaliating against their tormentors in a recent spate of hazing rituals."" "It's her M.O. If she can't win, then nobody can win." "And if she can't have Eric, nobody can have Eric?" "Seems like the type." "Not to toot my own horn but I think we both know why Eric's sticking around." "It's not for a two-week notice 'cause we've been laying people off." "Oh god." "As soon as Heidi figures that out Eric's a dead man." "We have to save him from her." "That's our mission." "You don't really think Heidi's gonna murder her husband because of you?" "Oh, but she is." "And it is because of me... 'cause the anonymous tipper said so." "Have you been getting enough sleep?" "Yeah." "She is not gonna kill him right here in this bar." "She could slip him a mickey." "Not without any freshmen around to pin it on." "Hi." "Does Heidi have anger management issues 'cause she's pitching a tanty about something." "Yeah, you." "She thinks you're spying on us." "That's dumb." "She's been a little pissy lately, huh?" "She ever threaten you?" "You should cut her some slack." "She's got lots of reasons to be pissy right now." "For instance... are you spying on us?" "No." "But I can leave, if my presence makes you uncomfortable." "You don't make me uncomfortable." " But Heidi..." " I get it." "I'll go." "Spying." "Pfft." "..." "She really is gonna kill him." "Answer your phone ." "Oh." "Answer your phone." "Gimme." "Gimme." "Where're my pictures?" "Please." " Somebody already picked 'em up." " What?" "Oh, no." "She's onto us." "Explain "us."" "If you were gonna poison the man you love where would you do it?" "If I was Heidi I wouldn't be trying to poison the man I love." "I'd be trying to poison you." "Sweetheart?" "I can hear you tromping around in there." "Oh, come on, sweetheart." "You're not even gonna open the door?" "Really?" "That makes me sad." "They accidently gave me these down at the Photo Lab." "I resisted looking because I respect you and your privacy." "Jaye ?" "Well, call me if you need anything." "You're not borrowing my Monkey, Jaye." "I kinda have to." "They told me to save him from her." "And the Wax Lion said the Monkey would tell me why." "Save who from her?" "She's gonna kill him?" "Save who from her?" "She's gonna kill him?" "Save who from her?" "..." "I'm ..." "Sick friend." "Could die any minute." "We're holding a vigil." "........ a poly-blend." "I'm looking for something stain-resistant." "Over there." "Oh." "Thanks" "I was wondering if I could get an advance from petty cash for vigil supplies and maybe a baseball bat." "Hi." "I'm sorry to keep interrupting." "Could you help me find a size?" "He'll be right with you." "Did I mention my friend could die any minute?" "Would you mind?" "Let's talk about your state of mind, Tyler." "Clear as a bell." "Thanks." "You psychopath." "I knew it!" "This is theft!" "Actually, I believe it's invasion of privacy." "You are one damaged good, sister." "Spying, stalking, photographing." "You picked the wrong girl to tangle with, crazyass." ""Til death do us part." That was the vow." "I plan on keeping the promise." "If you lay a finger on him..." "He's my husband." "I will lay whatever, on whomever, wherever I want." "Excuse me?" "I come back later." " She's going to kill him." " I know." "You're never gonna see Eric again." "She's going to kill him." "Don't let her leave." "Nice to see you again, Ms. Tyler." "Looks like you've been busy today." "Do you like your therapist, Jaye?" "My client's relationship with her therapist is protected under New York state law." "Do you like your therapist, Jaye?" "Um, sure." "I hate to be rude but there's some place I need to be." "Land the plane, Mike." "What is this about?" "Did she assault the man?" "You assaulted Dr. Ron?" "Violated is more accurate." "What did you do?" "What did you do ?" " I didn't..." " Don't say a word." "What exactly are you accusing her of?" "I'm accusing her of breaking into her therapist's office, disabling the security system, stealing the surveillance footage from her own therapy sessions and leaving a number two in the good doctor's desk drawer." "And I'm not talking about the pencil." "It wasn't me." "I didn't do any of that." "This is all Heidi." "Have you Googled the woman?" "She's a menace." "She set me up." "We let her go, she's not a suspect." "You should count your lucky stars she's not pressing charges." "Of course she's not pressing charges." "Murderers don't press charges." "It calls unwanted attention to themselves." "This murderer angle is new to me." "We should sidebar." "No sidebar." "A man is about to die!" "I need to use the phone real quick." "You can use it when we're done." "I have to use it now or there'll be a very sweet, very cute, very dead men from Jersey on the slab." "Wake up." "..." "Oh god." "I got voice mail." "She's killing him!" "She's killing him right now!" "You need to call hotel security." "Tell 'em to shoot if they have to." "Can I chat with you outside for a second?" "Yes, please." "I'm not stupid, Eric." "I know why you don't wanna go." "I'm sorry." "Would you rather be married to her?" "No." "I'm sorry." "Don't forget to take your vitamins." "These are her employee evaluations for the last two years." "I've been doing them monthly since I was promoted to management." "See, the trouble really started in January, during our post-holiday slump." "But her moods have been all over the map for a while." "Thank you so much." "You've been very helpful." "Please, don't take her to jail." "If you release her into my custody I will watch her like a hawk." "Oh my god." "She's ..." "You set me up." "Get out!" "Nice frame job with the stool sample." "Where's Eric?" "He doesn't want to see you." "Eric!" "If you're too weak to yell, knock on something!" "I'll find you!" "What's goin' on?" "You're alive." "Listen to me, Heidi's trying to poison you." "This is pathetic." "Heidi... what is she talking about?" "She knows you still care about me and she'd rather see you dead than in my arms." "What?" "I'm feeling a little woozy." "Should I be alarmed?" "She's already gotten to you already." "We have to induce vomiting." "Wow." "My mouth's really dry." "Ohmygod." " What?" " What?" "Eric." "It's a male potency drug." "I switched it with your one-a-days." "I got it from a busboy at The Barrel." "Did you tell him it was for me?" "It was sort of implied." "It's a trick." "She's trying to give your body time to absorb the toxins." "I... don't think it's a trick." "How -- oh." "Oh god." "So you weren't trying to kill him you were just " "I know what she was trying to do." "But Queen Mickie and Princess Kendra." "The debate team." "If she has a problem she poisons it." ""Hazing victims retaliating against their tormentors." Please." "Hazing was a big problem on campus," "Those people............" "She had nothing to do with it." "Okay." "Maybe" "She's trying to kill you." "Stop it." " But she is..." " Stop." "You should probably go." "Sorry." "Didn't see you." "Wait!" "Hold the elevator!" "No need to make it a party." "The police are looking for Jaye!" "They issued an A.P.B. on Jaye." "Mom!" "I didn't do any of the things you think I did especially not the thing I think you're cleaning up right now." "I was framed." "It was all a big frame job." "And you." "Save him from her!" "What does that mean?" "You told me to save him from her, you said she was gonna kill him." "I'm expecting a patient, Jaye." "They can wait." "Me and the Monkey are gonna have words." "I'm sorry." "You look very familiar." "Are you a friend of my daughter's?" "No, I work in the building." "That must be it." "I'm Karen." "Angie." "Angie Olsen?" "That Olsen girl?" "Hmm-mmm." "Angie something else." "I don't mean to pry, but didn't you used to be a patient of Dr. Ron's?" "No." "Huh-uh." "..." "Nothing." "Do you smell gasoline?" "Has this all been a set-up?" "Get me to turn a couple of tricks for the universe, break my heart then ship me off to the crazy house before I can squeal?" "Do you feel yourself getting worked up right now?" "I'd like to deescalate that feeling." "Save him from her." "He's not in any danger." "You lied." "Why'd you lie?" "What is this about?" "How would you feel if I referred you to another therapist?" "Lick the light switch." "Wait." "What?" "It's not a rejection." " Lick the light switch." " That's disgusting." "It's not disgusting to want you to have the best care." "I was talking to the Monkey." "If you'd like to speak to the Monkey in private I could step into the next room." " Would you mind?" " Not at all." "Lick the light switch." "Why me?" "Why do you talk to me?" "If you lick the light switch I'll tell you." "You ask alot of questions." "I'm sorry, but you do look like that girl who stabbed herself and caused all the trouble for Dr. Ron." "Ever think maybe Dr. Ron caused all that trouble for himself?" "Maybe that girl stabbed the wrong person?" "How 'bout we discuss the why me, then I lick the light switch." "Lick the light switch first." "How do I know you're not lying to me right now?" "Lick the light switch." "Now you better tell me." "Tell me why you talk to me." "Because you listen." "That cable could snap at any moment." "We could plunge to our deaths this very evening." "I don't want to die." "Do you?" "No, of course not." "Because life is too precious." "Don't you think?" "Oh, you're like my youngest." "She doesn't talk to me." "I shouldn't complain." "I never really talked to my mother either." "You must have a mother." "I have a good mother." "I'd like to think I'm a good mother." "But why doesn't your daughter talk to you then?" "I don't know." "Why don't you talk to your mother?" "I don't think she's ready to hear what I gotta say." "My daughter probably thinks the same of me." "She'd be right if she were going to talk about stabbing a person." "I don't see how that could be anything but disconcerting." "Jaye?" "Are you alright?" "Hello?" "The Monkey lied." "There is no why me and I'm not saving anybody from her or him or anyone." "Have I told you about my baby girl?" "She's three." "Her name's Olivia." " Mom?" "!" " In here." "Oh, thank god." "Jaye ?" "Where have you been?" "The police are looking for you." "The police, Jaye." "You're evading arrest right now." "Do you know what kind of trouble you're in?" "What is wrong with..." "You must be Sharon." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "Police!" "..." "Drop the Monkey." "Doc, ..." "I'm sorry how all this turned out, Jaye." "But you need more help than I can give you." "He said that to you?" "And then gave me a referral." "But stabbing yourself, Angie?" "Really?" "I just wanted him to see how much pain I was in." "He exposed the rawest, most vulnerable depths of my soul... and walked away." "That doesn't warrant setting the man on fire." "I think he needed me." "We shared a connection." "But he's already got a new connection." "He sees her five times a week." "Oh, dear." "Five times?" "Just be thankful you don't have her problems." "She's a retail clerk." "How many problems could she possibly have?" " I hate her." " My daughter's a retail clerk..." "She's not a criminal, she's a misunderstood delinquent." "I better not see any bruises on her wrists." "Dr. Ron?" "What's going on here?" "Mom, I tried to tell you the police are looking for Jaye." "No they're not." "Look who I found." "Angie Olsen." "Didn't you -- oh." "Hi, Dr. Ron." "You're not allowed within 500 yards of me." "I know." "It's really good to see you, though." "She's not allowed within 500 yards of me." "Now, now." "Angie has something very important to say." "You might wanna get your keys out to uncuff my daughter." "Tell them, Angie." "Well..." "Ohmygod." "Oh my god, she was gonna torch you." "..." "Sorry." "But I'm calm now." "That power outage saved your life." " Save him from her." " Save him from her." "Come on miss girl, up on your feet." "Grab that murder kit for me, would ya?" "I'm not getting in the elevator with her." "Bye, Karen." "Thanks." "Bye." "Good luck, dear." "Crazy." "But you talked her back from the edge." "I do have some wisdom to impart, sweetheart." "I know." "I'm sorry." "Wisdom seems to run in your family." "..." "Are you gonna be okay?" "I think so." "No harm done." "Thanks to you." "Jaye?" "I'd like you have him." "He's a little creepy now." "I'm not sure I want him around." "Thanks." "Hi." "I have an apology and an explanation." "Which do you want first?" "The apology." "I'm so sorry." "I don't think anybody has ever been more sorry than I am." "What happened was all sorts of wrong." "But I can explain." "You don't have to." "But it's good." "See, somebody was gonna get killed." "But just not you." " The anonymous tip was vague and I..." " Jaye." " Heidi went back to Jersey." " She did?" "She's looking for our apartment and when she finds it," "I'm going back to Jersey, too." "Everything's weird now, huh?" "Yeah."