"KRIEGER:" "Okay,specs are all in the green." "So, let me just reboot the" "CPU, and..." "Beep boop, you are no longer a cripple." "RAY:" "One,two,three," "Go Herd." "KRIEGER:" "Well?" "RAY:" "Well?" "Well, you could've done this weeks ago!" "So it's about goddamn time!" "KRIEGER:" "Ooh,hangona sec?" "(Ray yells)" "Yeah, touchy thing, bionics." "You were saying?" "RAY:" "Thankyou." "KRIEGER:" "No,whatwereyou saying like you meant it?" "RAY:" "Thankyou,Krieger, for once again giving me the precious gift of legs." "KRIEGER:" "You'rewelcome." "RAY:" "Now,if youwillexcuse me, I need to remove my underwear with a blowtorch." "MALORY:" "Ha!" "Perfect, this is absolutely perfect." "Cherlene!" "CYRIL:" "Ow!" "God!" "Come on!" "LANA:" "Seriously,thanksfor  the deaf baby." "MALORY:" "Oh,shutup." "Cher..." "CHERLENE:" "What?" "!" "Goddamn, woman, inside voice!" "MALORY:" "How... would you, my little country songbird, like to be on" "Travis County Limits?" "CYRIL:" "Ooh,is thatlike" "Austin City Limits?" "MALORY:" "It'scomparable, hush." "Cherlene?" "CHERLENE:" "I don'tknow." "I guess." "MALORY:" "You... would be wonderful, and it would be wonderful publicity, and... wonderful." "(groans)" "CHERLENE:" "Allright." "When is it?" "MALORY:" "Tapestomorrownight, but we should leave today." "I don't want you flying the same day you're performing." "CHERLENE:" "Oh,don'tworry about that." "MALORY:" "Well,but..." "CHERLENE:" "BecauseCherlene don't fly." "MALORY:" "Airplaneairisso dry, plus you're breathing in" "God knows what those tuberculars in coach are..." "Excuse me?" "!" "CHERLENE:" "I don'tfly." "MALORY:" "I ...but-butI've seen you fly." "CHERLENE:" "Well,maybeyou saw" "Cheryl fly." "LANA:" "Inahelicopter,the space shuttle..." "PAM:" "Cyrilchoke-bangedyou  on a blimp?" "Oh, come on, we were all thinking it." "ARCHER:" "What,howare you all  so goddamn loud?" "LANA:" "Couldyounot find a punch bowl?" "ARCHER:" "Itwastoo heavy." "(loud crashing nearby)" "(Woodhouse grunting)" "(grunting and crashing continues)" "(groans)" "ARCHER:" "Andalsotoo spilly." "Now, what's with all the yelling?" "MALORY:" "I bookedCherleneon" "Travis County Limits, and..." "ARCHER:" "Isthatlike...?" "MALORY:" "It'scomparable!" "But it's tomorrow night and she refuses to fly." "ARCHER:" "Wait,really?" "So you've only got 24 hours to drive to Texas?" "MALORY:" "Well,36 but..." "ARCHER:" "Butafterwegeta  bus and a blocker car it'll be 24, right?" "MALORY:" "What?" "LANA:" "Oh." "Oh ,God,no." "ARCHER:" "Yes!" "LANA:" "Archer?" "ARCHER:" "Lana!" "MALORY:" "Sterling!" "What are you talking about?" "LANA:" "Smokeyandthe goddamn" "Bandit." "MALORY:" "What?" "ARCHER:" "We'regoing" "¶ Eastbound and down!" "MALORY:" "I willnever understand his idiotic fascination with all this Burt" "Reynolds Smokey trucker nonsense." "LANA:" "I thinkpartofitis  because you didn't get him that CB McHaul toy truck he wanted for his birthday." "MALORY:" "Wha...?" "He was 30!" "LANA:" "Andwordsfailme." "I have no words." "ARCHER:" "Howabout ten-goddamn-four?" "!" "MALORY:" "Howabouthow much did this cost?" "CHERLENE:" "Howabouta" "Jacuzzi, bitches?" "Woooooo!" "ARCHER:" "Youknowwhatthey  say-- can't put a price on free advertising." "MALORY:" "No,theydon 't,and  free this isn't." "ARCHER:" "Exactly." "How much are they paying Cherlene?" "MALORY:" "It'spublic television, they don't pay anything." "All they do is suck money in." "They take our taxes..." "LANA:" "Ordonations,whatever." "MALORY:" "Ofpre-taxdollars from pot-taking Bolshevik lesbian couples!" "Then PBS mixes it all in with their huge N.E.A. grants, launders it in inner-city methadone clinics, and pumps it right back out to pro-abortion, super-PACs!" "LANA:" "Stillno words." "(Pam grunting)" "And, wow, maybe I have aphasia." "MALORY:" "Wheredo youthink you're going?" "ARCHER:" "She'sdrivingthe  bus." "Mother, get on the bus." "Lana, you're riding with me." "LANA:" "Inwhat?" "(tires screeching)" "ARCHER:" "Intheblockercar,  duh, if Cyril didn't just break the stupid axle." "MALORY:" "Thewhat?" "LANA:" "Okay,firstofall..." "MALORY:" "Howmuchdid that cost?" "ARCHER:" "Well,again,it's advertising, so..." "MALORY:" "Forwhat?" "ARCHER:" "Hmm,IguessPontiac?" "MALORY:" "God." "ARCHER:" "Andwhereare you  going?" "LANA:" "Well,speaking for the tiny, delicate life blossoming inside me, nowhere in a car with T-tops and a four-barrel." "ARCHER:" "Wha..." "Who'sgonnado snappy dialogue with me, underscored by sexual attraction?" "I'm so angry right now I can't even... (sniffs)" "Oh, goddamn it!" "Did you fart in that?" "(Pam laughing)" "LANA:" "Damnit ,Cyril, slow down!" "MALORY:" "Cyril,do nothing of the sort!" "Because if we miss that taping," "I won't be responsible for my actions." "LANA:" "Areyouever?" "MALORY:" "Shesaid,singleand pregnant." "Oh, wait." "CYRIL:" "Canyoutwo please go... anywhere else?" "It's bad enough I have to drive 24 hours straight." "LANA:" "Well,Kriegersaidhe needed Ray's help on some sort of project." "RAY:" "Thisquitbeingfunny two hours ago!" "KRIEGER:" "It'snotsupposedto be funny." "MALORY:" "Soshutupanddrive  the damn bus!" "Sorry, I'm a bit stressed out about Cherlene getting a record deal." "LANA:" "Right,andyourten percent of it." "MALORY:" "Or50 or whatever." "LANA:" "What?" "CYRIL:50,really?" "LANA:" "Whoareyou ,Colonel" "Mom Parker?" "Nothing?" "CYRIL:" "Meh." "MALORY:" "AndnotthatIcare what any of you think, about anything, but I lost everything when the Feds took ISIS, and Ron took what little I had left, so now I need to make it back" "somehow." "And I'm not doing that selling cocaine, thanks to Sterling, who, unbelievably, is even worse at this than at spying." "ARCHER:" "Hey,so ..." "Yeah, hi, uh, I think maybe somebody's holding down the talk-button thingy?" "CYRIL:" "Uh...oh !" "Uh, sorry, Archer." "LANA:" "Exactlytheoppositeof how it works." "CYRIL:" "What?" "Oh." "Uh, sorry, Archer." "(Archer sighs)" "ARCHER:" "Ten-ten-four,good buddy." "MALORY:" "Sterling?" "CYRIL:" "Well,he can'thear you now, I... ow!" "Ow!" "Whose ring is that, the pope's?" "!" "PAM( laughing):" "Ouch!" "ARCHER:" "Shutup ." "PAM:" "Seriouslythough,I'm  sorry you heard her say that." "That's got to be a real knee to the old emotional nut sack." "ARCHER:" "Well,Iguessit would be, if A" " I weren't the world's greatest spy." "PAM:" "Eh." "ARCHER:" "Shutup ,andB-- if they weren't sitting on a hundred pounds of coke." "PAM:" "What?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Affirmatory, good buddy!" "PAM:" "Holydickburn!" "So you got a buyer lined up in Texas and everything?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Well,notexactly, or at all, but, Pam, come on." "We're talking about Texas." "Somebody, somewhere, wants enough cocaine to forget they live there." "PAM:" "Yeah,butnot" "ARCHER:" "Maybewe 'llget lucky, find an entire town that wants to commit suicide." "PAM:" "Wonderif there'sa statewide database of towns with sucky high school football teams cross-indexed with towns a black person just moved to." "ARCHER:" "Jesus,Pam," "I was kidding." "PAM:( laughs)Duh,me too, lickbag." "ARCHER:" "Well,butsee if there is one, just for shits and giggles." "PAM:" "Um,so ,hey, speaking of..." "ARCHER:" "Thehatfartwas technically a shart?" "(laughs)" "How are you still single?" "PAM:" "Right?" "(chomps)" "(belches)" "LANA:" "Cyril!" "(Cyril screams)" "LANA:" "Goddamnit !" "CYRIL:" "I 'm-I'msorry!" "MALORY:" "Whatthehellis going on up here?" "!" "CYRIL:" "I must'vedozedoff !" "LANA:" "Really?" "You don't just hate signs?" "CYRIL:" "No,Lana,Idon't ha..." "Ow!" "LANA:" "Inadditiontosushi, booze, and soft cheeses," "I'm also supposed to abstain from bus crashes!" "So stay awake!" "CYRIL:" "I 'mtrying, but 18 hours?" "I don't know how Pam's doing it." "LANA:" "Seriously?" "PAM:" "Woooooo!" "(laughs)" "(Archer yells)" "ARCHER:" "Whatthe...?" "!" "PAM:" "Hey,sleepyhead!" "Welcome to Texas!" "ARCHER:" "Already?" "What the shit, Pam?" "!" "PAM:" "That'showwedo backseat drivers." "ARCHER:" "I wasdriving!" "PAM:" "Yeah,andsuckingatit ." "ARCHER:" "Goddamnit !" "How long was I out?" "PAM:" "Like,12 hours?" "Five states, dozen cupcakes, a bunch of truck stops." "TRUCKER( overCB):" "Uh , breaker breaker, you got your ears on, Snowball?" "Come back." "PAM:" "Hangon ." "ARCHER:" "Yourhandleis" "Like Jerry Reed's character in the Smokey-verse?" "!" "PAM:" "Who?" "ARCHER:" "Oh." "Is it from from the cupcake?" "PAM:" "Cupcakes?" "Oh !" "(laughs)" "Oh, no." "ARCHER:" "Thenwhat'sit...?" "PAM:" "Truckstops... are crazy awesome!" "This is Snowball, good buddy." "TRUCKER:" "Youmightwanna check your six, Snowball." "ARCHER:" "Ew,is thatabout the shart?" "!" "PAM:" "Wha...?" "No ,lickbag!" "ARCHER:" "Itwasareasonable assumption." "PAM:" "Whatthe...?" "TRUCKER:" "Lookslikeyou got  a chain gang knocking on your back door." "ARCHER:" "Bikers?" "What the hell do they want?" "CYRIL:" "I thinktheywantus to pull over." "MALORY:" "Obviously,youidiot!" "Why?" "!" "CHERLENE:" "Kidnapping!" "It's a kidnapping, it's a kidnapping to kidnap me," "Cherlene!" "LANA:" "Whywouldbikerswant  to kidnap you?" "MALORY:" "Whywouldanyone?" "CYRIL:" "Yeah,you'renot" "CHERLENE:" "Yet!" "Duh!" "Neither was Frank Sinatra Jr." "Now pull over!" "LANA:" "Wearenot ..." "CHERLENE:" "Hey,treebeard!" "Take me with you!" "You can do unspeakable things to and/or on me!" "I... (shrieks)" "LANA:" "Youarenot getting kidnapped just to boost your singing career!" "MALORY:" "Well,nowwaita a minute." "ARCHER:" "Waitaminute!" "Did you tell anybody we were hauling a shitload of coke?" "!" "PAM:" "Uh... (phone rings) mm... maybe." "ARCHER:" "Maybe?" "!" "PAM:" "Ordefinitely." "ARCHER:" "Goddamnit ,Pam!" "PAM:" "I wantedpeople to like me." "ARCHER:" "Peoplewholikeyou because you have cocaine aren't people you want as friends, Pam." "And not to sound elitist, but neither are people who need a roll of quarters to take a shower!" "PAM:" "It'snotjustashower, it's more communal, like a Japanese onsen, or..." "ARCHER:" "Wow!" "Ididn'tthink it was possible, but I somehow just got even angrier!" "PAM:" "Whattheheckareyou looking for?" "Gun-gun-gun-gun!" "Cyril look out!" "CYRIL:" "No!" "(all yelling)" "CYRIL:" "Oh,God!" "(bikers scream)" "PAM:" "They'reshootingat them!" "ARCHER:" "AndI'dlovenothing more than to shoot back, Pam, but somehow, I can't find my gun!" "MALORY:" "FortheloveofGod, just pull over!" "LANA:" "Cyril,do notstop this bus!" "MALORY:" "Let'sjustgivethem" "Cherlene." "That is the very definition of a win-win!" "CHERLENE:" "Yes!" "LANA:" "No!" "CHERLENE:" "Whydo youalways ruin everything for me?" "!" "LANA:" "Whydo youalwaysnever shut up?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Becausewherethe  hell is my gun?" "!" "PAM:" "Areyou,like,sure you brought it?" "(gunfire, both scream)" "LANA:" "Ugh!" "Move!" "(Cyril gasps)" "MALORY:" "Oh,shutup." "LANA:" "Seriously." "(tires squeal, horns blare)" "(bikers scream)" "ARCHER:" "Where'smy gun,Pam ?" "!" "What, did you spit it in some trucker's mouth, too?" "!" "PAM:" "Okay,so ,apparentlya big thing at truck stops is a game called craps." "And apparently I'm not good at it." "(Pam screams)" "CYRIL:" "Lana,Lana,Lana!" "LANA:" "Thankyou,Cyril," "I have eyeballs!" "(biker screams)" "(Lana chuckles)" "LANA:" "Yeah,bitch,that'show" "I roll!" "Shit!" "(all scream, tires screech)" "ARCHER:" "Becauseevena goddamn baby knows, in craps, you never bet on the hard ways!" "Ow!" "Oh shi..." "ALL:...it!" "(both screaming)" "PAM:" "Youmad?" "ARCHER:" "Giveya three guesses, Pam." "PAM:" "No?" "No?" "No?" "ARCHER:" "Wrong,Pam." "Although I bet I'm not as mad as Mother's gonna be when I tell her this was all your fault!" "PAM:" "Aw,comeon, Archer, don't do that!" "That's not what good buddies do!" "ARCHER:" "Okay,firstofall,  you have wildly misjudged our relationship!" "LANA:" "Archer!" "ARCHER:" "Lana!" "PAM:" "Yeah,you'reone  to talk." "ARCHER:" "Andyou'relucky" "I don't have my gun!" "MALORY:" "Andjustwhy the hell don't you?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Yeah,tellthemwhy that is, Pam!" "PAM:" "Oh,comeon, please?" "ARCHER:" "I ...!" "( groans)" "I-I didn't think I would need it." "(Cherlene gasps)" "CHERLENE:" "Youdidn'tthink?" "!" "Well, it's a good damn thing" "I ain't paying you to think!" "ARCHER:" "Yeah,you'renot  actually pay..." "Ow!" "CHERLENE:" "Thequite-soon to-be-number-one country singer in America?" "!" "And you don't think I'm a kidnapping risk?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Wait--youdo?" "Ow!" "LANA:" "Yeah,youknow,I'm with Archer." "I think those bikers just wanted to rob us, or..." "PAM:" "What?" "!" "Imean,that 's just absolutely crazy." "We have nothing." "MALORY:" "Well,Iwouldlike to revisit this whole kidnapping idea when we have more time, but she still has a show in two hours and we've still got..." "CYRIL:" "I thinkabouta" "LANA:" "Andoneextremelyflat  tire, so... (screams)" "CHERLENE:" "Fixit !" "I will be on my tour bus putting whiskey and glue" "MALORY:" "Youheardher ." "PAM:" "Yeah,youguyschillon the bus." "I'll help lickbag here change the tire." "MALORY:" "Oh,my God." "PAM:" "Sorry,Ihad tosell it." "Chop-chop!" "Get the lead out, lickbag!" "ARCHER:( sighs)Andwhat's with the "lickbag" stuff?" "PAM( laughing):" "It's your CB handle!" "I told it to everybody from here to Kentucky!" "(clicks tongue)" "Good buddy." "(chomps)" "ARCHER:( grunting)" "Whew!" "Okay, that's got it." "MALORY:" "Well,it tookyou  long enough." "ARCHER:" "Yeah,Mother,nine whole minutes start to finish, what an incompetent boob." "MALORY:" "Yourwords." "ARCHER:" "Youknow..." "CHERLENE:" "Rrrgh!" "Can we freaking go already?" "!" "PAM:" "Yeah,whatchawaiting for, lickbag?" "(belches)" "(engine accelerating, tires squealing)" "(freestyle scatting)" "(clears throat)" "PAM:" "Ten-four." "LANA:" "So,Ithinkwemayhave a problem." "ARCHER:" "Yeah,no shit." "I keep waiting for her to have a heart attack, but..." "LANA:" "NotPam." "PAM:" "Yay!" "LANA:" "Thecops." "PAM:" "Boo." "ARCHER:" "Oh,shit!" "LANA:" "Yeah,I'mgonnapull  over." "MALORY:" "No!" "No !" "Curtain is in ten minutes!" "LANA:" "Whatdo youwantmeto  do, run from the cops?" "MALORY:" "I wantyoutotake  that exit for the venue." "Let Sterling deal with this in that ridiculous blocker car." "ARCHER:" "Yeah,good,you guys get out of here; we'll lure them away and outrun them." "PAM:" "Inthisshit-heap?" "Are you nuts?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Areyou?" "You want them to get pulled over with 50 pounds of cocaine?" "ALL:" "What?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Orkilos,or whatever." "MALORY:" "Youput50kilosof cocaine on this bus without my permission?" "!" "Sterling?" "!" "LANA:" "Youhavetopress the button." "MALORY:" "Thewhat?" "LANA:" "Oh,for..." "You dated" "Burt Reynolds!" "PAM:" "Theydon'thavethe coke, lickbag!" "We do!" "Right here in the Trans Am!" "MALORY:" "Oh." "Well, then problem solved." "(sirens wailing)" "ARCHER:" "So,Ihavea question." "PAM:" "I switchedthecokein" "Little Rock, 'cause" "I was worried that..." "ARCHER:" "Thatbecauseofyour  fat, blabbering mouth Lana would get caught with it and have to have her baby in prison?" "Or because you were low on cupcakes?" "!" "(tires squealing)" "PAM:" "Doesthewhy really matter?" "CHERLENE:¶ Eastboundand down" "Loaded up and truckin'" "¶ We gonna do what they say can't be done" "We got a long way to go" "¶ And a short time to get..." "PAM:" "Yeah!" "Check it out, lickbag!" "Cherlene wrote a song about us." "ARCHER:" "What?" "Shedidn't write a..." "That's from Smokey and the..." "Goddamn it!" "PAM:" "Oww!" "What the shit, Snidely" "Whiplash?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Nowbothofourcars are messed up!" "I just leveled the playing field!" "PAM:" "Oh,my God,Ican'tfeel my face!" "ARCHER:" "Gee,Pam,Iwonderif that's got anything to do with your cocaine-only diet!" "PAM:" "Well,it 'sasmall price to pay for beauty!" "(gun clicking)" "(gunshot)" "ARCHER:" "Damnit !" "PAM:" "Man,andhereyouare without your gun." "That's pretty ironic, huh?" "ARCHER:" "No,Pam,onceagain you're confusing the word ironic with "you are an idiot"." "What's ironic is that every other store we drive by is a gun shop!" "PAM:" "Oh." "Okay, so then what's satire?" "ARCHER:" "Nobodyreallyknows!" "Hang on!" "(tires squealing)" "And then back up a sec." "You're endangering your life for beauty?" "PAM:" "Yes,duh." "Look, how hot am I now?" "Let me answer that for you." "As balls." "That's why everybody likes me now." "ARCHER:" "Who,yourtrucker buddies?" "!" "They only like you because you have coke, Pam." "PAM:,Well,andthe  snowballs, but..." "ARCHER:" "Andforwhatit's  worth, we all kind of liked you the way you were." "(gunshot)" "PAM:" "Really?" "ARCHER:" "Well,we hatedyou  less." "You kind of turned into a ginormous asshole." "PAM:" "Yeah,withginormousbig tittays." "ARCHER:" "Oh,for..." "Pam, who cares?" "That's just subcutaneous adipose tissue." "Albeit a shitload of it." "But I can't bang you if you die from an overdose." "PAM:" "Aw,youwanttobangme?" "(gunshot)" "ARCHER:" "Obviously!" "I mean look at those big bastards!" "Sucks we're gonna go to prison, though." "PAM:" "Prison?" "But it's my first offense." "ARCHER:" "Well,exceptfor  treason, but explain all that to the Brazos County judge, and maybe he'll..." "PAM:" "Waitaminute,we'rein" "Travis county." "Why does their car say Brazos county?" "ARCHER:" "Giveyou three guesses!" "PAM:" "Crookedcops?" "ARCHER:" "Yes!" "PAM:" "Hangon ," "I still got two..." "ARCHER:" "Pam,getthe coke!" "PAM:" "Yeah!" "Holy coke snacks." "Enable the shit out of me!" "ARCHER:" "What?" "Not to snort, you idiot!" "PAM:" "Well,Idon 'twantto shoot it." "That seems like a pretty slippery slope!" "ARCHER:" "Pam,anycocaineisa slippery slope!" "It's the world's most addictive drug." "PAM:" "Hangon ,Ihearditwas nicotine." "ARCHER:" "Itmayverywell be," "Pam, but in our current situation I would argue that cocaine is more dangerous, because we're about to get murdered for it!" "(gunshots)" "(tires squealing)" "PAM:" "Yeah,butnot overall, is what I'm..." "ARCHER:" "Pam,theydon 'twant us, they just want the coke, so throw it out!" "PAM:" "Ofthecar ?" "ARCHER:" "Pam!" "PAM:" "Jeez,okay!" "But you're gonna owe me!" "ARCHER:" "WhatcouldI possibly owe you?" "!" "PAM:" "I believetherewas some mention of bone-throwing?" "ARCHER:" "Okay,yeah,that seems like a win-win." "CHARLENE:¶ I 'meastbound" "Just watch ol' Bandit run!" "¶" "(screaming)" "(sirens stop)" "CHERLENE:" "Woo-hooo!" "Thank you!" "Good night, Travis County!" "There will be no encore!" "Woooooo!" "(crowd booing)" "MALORY:" "Wait,what?" "CHERLENE:" "Outlawcountry!" "MALORY:" "No,no ,no ,youdon 't walk off after one song; you get back out there this instant." "What are you doing?" "CHERLENE:" "Uh,it 'scalled cultivating mystique?" "MALORY:" "But..." "CHERLENE:" "It'salsocalled sniffing a shit-ton of glue in my tour bus hot tub because I personify outlaw country?" "MALORY:" "The..." "CHERLENE:" "Outlawcountry!" "Woooooo!" "TONY:" "Howdy,TonyFoti," "Stringer Records, and I want to make that little gal famous." "Are you her manager, Mrs...?" "MALORY:" "Oh,no ,it 'sactually" "Ms...." "LANA:" "It'sactuallyMrs." "MALORY:" "Willyouput ..." "TONY:" "Itgenuinelydoesnot matter." "Give me a call when y'all are ready to make some gold records." "Yee-haw!" "(slaps)" "MALORY:" "Ooh!" "Well, that went better than expected." "LANA:" "Yeah,maybeyou can use  the gold records to pay Archer and Pam's bail." "CYRIL:" "I actuallydon'tthink you can." "ARCHER:" "Plusthere'sno need." "LANA:" "Wait,what?" "MALORY:" "Sterling!" "ARCHER:" "Yeah,no ,everything is, uh, totally fine now, and we totally got away." "So, all set." "MALORY:" "Yes,buthow ?" "The police were right" "ARCHER:" "Whichis rightwhere" "I wanted them, so I could go old school Bandit." "With an inverted triple Needham." "MALORY:" "Well,it wasyourown fault for bringing cocaine without asking, but I suppose all's well that ends well." "PAM:" "Well,exceptfor ..." "ARCHER:" "Pam?" "All's well that ends well?" "PAM:" "Oh,right." "But what about the hundred pounds of coke you dumped on the highway?" "MALORY:" "What?" "ARCHER:" "Pam!" "BALLADEER:" "Lookslikeold" "Snowball done it again!" "Captioned by MediaAccessGroupatWGBH  access.wgbh.org" "MAN:" "Made...in Georgia."