"At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's famous chili." "The trick is to undercook the onions." "Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot." "I'm serious about this stuff." "I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes." "I toast my own ancho chilies." "It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations." "It's probably the thing I do best." "Subtitles:" " Feygnasse Team " "Synch:" "Jarick  Collioure Proofreading:" "So." "Valpi" "{\pos(315,230)}Episode 5x24 "Casual Friday"" "Someone is returning!" "He started his own company, and now he's back." "Who could it be?" "I'll give you a hint." "He is a man." "A man you have missed with all your heart." "A man who has ruined all other men for you." "Who is it?" " Who is it?" " Who is it?" "It's Michael Scott." "Hold it up." "{\pos(120,260)}Conference room, five minutes." "{\pos(110,260)}I guess the first order of business is to welcome back me and Pam and Ryan." "{\pos(110,260)}And how about... {\pos(110,260)}casual Friday again, huh?" "Reinstituting casual Friday?" "You all look great." "{\pos(110,260)}What I want to do right now is try something a little different." "{\pos(110,260)}I'm gonna throw this meeting out." "I want you guys to run it." "I want you to say whatever you want," "{\pos(110,260)}take it away." "Your meeting." "{\pos(110,260)}What are you doing?" "{\pos(105,260)}If there is something that you'd like to say as a group," "{\pos(105,260)}then by all means, you may say it to me right now." "{\pos(120,260)}People are dressed inappropriately." "{\pos(110,260)}Take it up with Toby." "What I want you to do" "{\pos(110,260)} is I want you to look inward." "{\pos(110,260)}And I want you to reflect." "{\pos(192,225)}" " I want you to say something different." " Can you give us a hint?" "{\pos(110,260)}When I needed salespeople for my new paper company," "{\pos(110,260)}everyone here turned their back on me." "{\pos(110,260)}Am I going to ask them to beg for forgiveness?" "No." "{\pos(110,260)}Am I going to ask for a big," "{\pos(110,260)}crying apology?" "No." "{\pos(192,225)}Am I going to ask them to slit their wrists for me?" "No." "{\pos(120,245)}I just want a tiny, microscopic version of that." "{\pos(135,260)}" " Oscar, what were you going to say?" " Nothing." "{\pos(110,260)}" " I didn't say anything." " All right." " Do I still have a job here?" " Not important." "OK, all right." " Yes, you have a job." " She deserves to know..." "Frankly, you have a job because Ryan and Pam are starting with us as salesmen." " Wait, what?" " How is that going to work?" "It's going to work very smoothly, because Pam and Ryan are bringing over a ton of clients from Michael Scott Paper Company..." " The clients you stole from us." " Aren't we getting those clients back?" "No, you lost those clients." "I call foul, sir." "You were bought out." "So the company then bought out all of the stolen clients." "Dwight, let me explain something to you." "I set the rules and you follow them." "Blindly." "And if you have a problem with that, then you can talk to our complaint department." "It's a trash can." "Don't fall in love with me, kid." "Boscov's at the Steamtown mall?" "It looked good on the mannequin." " You have good taste." " Thanks." "I sure wish I had more time to talk to my clients, though." "What?" "Isn't that what you said to my clients when you were stealing them?" "That I didn't have enough time for them?" "Close your mouth, sweetie, you look like a trout." "The man is wearing sandals." "I don't need to see Oscar's toes at work." "Gross!" "I mean he looks like he just got off the boat!" "Can't you just not look at his feet?" "Excuse me?" "You're so educated, aren't you?" "So trained to deal with a hysterical woman." "I don't want to look at his feet." "Do your job!" "Well, I was in the seminary for a year and... dropped out 'cause I wanted to have sex with this girl, Cathy." "Followed her to Scranton." "Took the first job I could find in H.R." "Later she divorced me." "So..." "No, I wouldn't say I have a passion for H.R." " There you are, my friend." " Thanks, man." "Pamela." "Thanks, Michael." "Fresh hot ink." ""New file system."" "Trust me, Stanley, you're going to want to read this memo very carefully." "I am not changing the way I do my files." "This goes for all of you." "Believe me, you are going to want to heat... my words." "When held over heat, the invisible ink will reveal that everyone should meet at the warehouse immediately." "Do not ask me where I got the invisible ink." "Urine." "It was urine." "I'm sorry you're offended by my shoes, but I'm not gonna drive home to change." "I could loan you a pair of socks." "They're clean." "I was gonna wear them to volleyball practice." "What are you still doing at your desk?" "What are you still doing not at your desk?" "Did you even read the memo?" "All my files are now in reverse alphabetical order..." "You idiot." "There is a code embedded in the memo." "Listen, you need to round up all the salesmen, except for Ryan and Pam, and get them down to the warehouse, pronto." "It is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn." "Stop doing rhyming poetry." "Just tell them, please." "God, the simplest thing." "We're in crisis mode here, do you understand?" "The two unqualified so-called salespeople are being favored because they all failed together." "I'm not convinced that Michael and Pam didn't have a thing going." " Can I address that?" " No, you're too close." "Stanley, how do you feel about those two taking your clients?" "It's not right." "I don't like it." "He doesn't like it." "You don't take my clients away and give them to a secretary." "No offense, Jim." "I think she's very pretty." "Her face is okay, but..." "Jesus!" " What are you doing here?" " I don't know." "I saw a crowd." " I thought there might be a dogfight..." " Get out!" "We need to do something." "I'm thinking maybe a coup or we take Ryan hostage." "Those sound too harsh." "I'm not saying we do those things." "I'm saying something like those things." " What is like a hostage?" " Excellent question." "We could write a strongly-worded letter." " Words will never be enough." " Strongly-painted picture." "Too interpretive." "Can I just say something?" "I know that tempers are high, but the best way to handle this might be to talk to Michael." "That's a great idea, Jim." "I totally see your point." "We'll talk to Michael directly." "So... meeting is over, I guess." " I'll see everyone upstairs." " Great, see you upstairs." "Listen." "Now is the time for action." "I'm talking action..." " That was great." " I know." " Why are you so mad?" " You look so classy." "I do?" "Well..." "Where is that bowl?" " You have a second?" " Michael Scott Paper Company only." "You're gonna want to cool it with that, 'cause it's starting to upset the other." " OK, well..." " Tough." "I will..." "No." "I'll talk to them when they get back from the bathroom." "This is awkward to talk about but there may or may not be..." "But definitely is... a mutiny forming in the warehouse right now." " Against who?" " You." " Us." " What?" "Because they all want their clients." "The old Michael might have taken this, but not the new Michael." "They are in for a bitter surprise." "I am not to be truffled with." "Six weeks ago, none of these people wanted to come with me." "You two were the only ones with the stones to follow." " That was us, right there." " We were something else." "What you gotta do is you gotta go down to that warehouse and you gotta crack some skulls." "Chiklis style." "The commish." "Yes, but Chiklis Shield style." "Not commish style." "The Shield." "It's crazy what's going on out there today, huh?" "I know." "Yeah, it's... kinda..." "Sometimes it's best just to stay out of it." "That's true." "That's right." "Want to play a game?" "Hey, gang." "Where you been?" "Lunch." " Where'd you eat?" " A restaurant." " What'd you have, Stanley?" " I had a salmon salad." "With water, no ice." "I was gonna get a soda, but the waitress talked me out of it." " Her name was Flo, she had black hair." " I had mexican food." "Since you guys already ate, you won't be eating the stuff that you brought with you for lunch?" "Is that egg salad?" "Andy brought some salmon." "That looks great." " Is that a meat sandwich?" " You guys hungry?" " I can eat." " I'm gonna have this meat sandwich." "It's pony." " What kind of sauce is on your salmon?" " Dijonnaise." "Thanks for going out, guys." "Hey, Meredith, can I talk to you privately?" " About what?" " Your outfit." "What's wrong with my outfit?" "You might consider pulling it down a touch." "It's riding up a little high." "A bunch of prudes." "Oscar's allowed to wear sandals, but I can't wear open-toed shoes?" " Is that how it goes?" " Meredith, your boob is out." "Fine." "Too far, Meredith, too far!" " Damn it, where are your panties?" " It's casual day." "Happy?" "If you do that, I'm gonna do that." "If you do that, I'm gonna do that." "If you do this, I'm going to do that." " What if I just do this?" " You don't want to do that." "I'm just hiding out until all this stuff blows over." "With Creed." "Playing chess." "At work." "He's winning." "I feel like I'm describing a dream I had." "I'm sorry you feel that way, Mr. Bart." "Is there anything I can do to make things better?" " Give me the phone." " Exactly." " That's my client." " Your first complaint in ten years." "Things have been generally good." "Tell him Dwight Schrute wants to talk to him." " Hi, Mr. Bart. It's Dwight." " At these prices with this service, you're not gonna find this anywhere else." " Dwight here." "Don't hang up." " Don't listen." "I know times are tough right now, and I laud your thriftiness." " Ryan, hand the phone over." " Stop flustering me, everybody!" "Who let this boy on the phone?" "Mr. Bart!" "I cannot believe you lost that account." "He was my client for ten years!" "You made him lose the account by screaming at him the entire time." "It's okay, Ryan." "You're a secretary!" "What do you know?" "And you're a temp." "And I'm taking your phone." "I'm confiscating this." "You know what I want you to do?" "Shake hands, get over it." "That was not a shake, Dwight." "We want our clients back or we quit, Michael." "Who quits?" "Me." "And me." "Me too." " You guys gotta be kidding." " No, we gotta be deadly serious." "We'll start our own paper company." "The Schrute-Bernard-Lapin-Vance..." "Stanley Paper Company." "I love it." "I love this idea, and I fully support you." "As a matter of fact, I'm going to give you some seed money." "There you go." "There's some seed money for you." "You can take it, no hard feelings." "But if you stay, I want an apology, and I want a big one." " You want us to apologize to you?" " Yes, I do." " That's completely backwards." " It's frontwards." "You thought you were attacking corporate but we were the ones who got hurt." " You should be apologizing to us." " That's right." "You always said we were a family." "Then you went after us." "No matter how I look at this, I am in the wrong." "And I have looked at this thing, like, a hundred different ways." "From my point of view, from their point of view... 98 others." "And the... bottom line, I am in the wrong." "I'm the bad guy." "I need you to arrange a meeting between me and the sales staff without Ryan and Pam knowing." "Gasp." "Are you talking about a secret meeting?" "Whatever you guys did earlier." "I don't know the first thing about secret meetings." "Just do it, OK?" "Get 'em there." "Get 'em there." " I'll do the best I can." " Are you kidding me?" "Deceit does not come easy to me." " I really love your outfit." " Thank you so much for saying that." "I can't believe that Toby thinks this is inappropriate." "You look like J-Lo." "So from the bottom of my heart to the top of my heart, I am sorry." " Are you giving us our clients back?" " If we could just focus and go down the line, and everyone would say," ""apology accepted," I think we would all feel better." "Then... we can break out my gift to you..." "Complimentary white chocolate bark." "Nobody likes that stuff except for you." "They wouldn't make it unless people liked it." "Michael, just give us our clients back." "That's all we care about." "If I give you your clients back there won't be enough for Pam and Ryan, and I promised them that they were gonna be salespeople." " So?" " Fine, have your clients." "I can see that's what you wanted all along." " However, I rescind my apology." " That's fair." "You are not reacting at all as I had hoped." "What'd I tell you about building forts in my warehouse?" "Michael gave all of our clients back to their old salespeople, so now there's not enough for me and Pam to stay on." "He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now." "He'll make his decision today." "I think you should get it." "You really grew into it." "I think you should get it." "You've changed a lot and you'd be good at it." "If you really think that, will you tell that to Michael?" "That would go a long way coming from you." "I want to set you up with my daughter." "I'm engaged to Pam." "I thought you were gay." " Then why set me up with your daughter?" " I don't know." " Can I talk to you for a minute?" " Let me just finish this turn." "And bingo was his name." " Let's go." " Challenge." "I need your help." "This whole Pam/Ryan debate is screwing with my head." "I don't want to be biased, but I am very close to Ryan." " You know that." " You're close with Pam too." "She's nice." "You know what?" "Best thing to do, pros and cons list." "Pro for Ryan, he went to business school." "He's my number one choice." "I like his hair." "Cons, Ryan." "He defrauded the company." "He has never made a sale." "He definitely stole my iPod." " That sounds biased." " You didn't hear my pros." "Environmentally-conscious 'cause his mom drives him to work." "Pam, pros." "I like her." "I think that she is a fast learner." "Cons, she doesn't always follow through." "New York and the whole art school thing." "And Roy." "She has a weird voice." "I don't need to tell you that." "I think she'd be a really good salesperson." "I don't think you are being totally impartial, though, you haven't said one bad thing about Pam." "And I won't." "Then you've lost credibility." "And I'm going to go with my gut, and that's Ryan." "Sometimes when she is tired, she can be a little bit shrill." "But that's not a weird voice." "Take it easy." "Honey!" "I want you to bring the garbage out." "'Cause I'm not gonna have sex with you unless you bring out the garba..." "I have a very difficult decision to make." "It's like last week I was at the video store." "Do I rent Devil wears Prada again?" "Or do I finally get around to seeing Sophie's choice?" "It is what you would call a classic difficult decision." "You don't understand clothing, Toby." "You're dressed like this amorphous blob of khaki." "What you gotta understand is when you come to work, you give up certain rights." "Listen up, Flenderson." "You're being weak and ineffectual." "I'm cowboying this meeting, OK?" "Here are the new rules." "Earth tones only." "Also, women are forbidden to wear pants." "All right, come on." "Sit down, Dwight." " I'm running this meeting." " That's debatable." "It's not." "Sit down or I'm writing you up." " Where has this guy been?" " Casual Fridays are cancelled." " What?" " Let's just not do it anymore." " It is a solution." " You're running from the problem." "There's not a single appropriate outfit in this whole..." "Except mine, honestly." "Pam, can you come in here, please?" "Have a seat." "There's no easy way of saying this." "So I think I will just... drag it out." " Since the dawn of time..." " Just tell me." "I gave Ryan the sales job." "There just weren't enough clients." "So I had to..." " I'm sorry." "Sorry." " OK, I get it." "Why are you giggling?" "Is this a joke?" "Michael, is this..." "Did I get the job?" "I did?" " For real, you're not kidding?" " No, you..." " I did?" " You're the best person for the job." "You're going to be great." " You will not be sorry." " You should've seen your face." "That was classic." "I really thought I didn't get it." "Really?" "'Cause you said I didn't." " That was really good." " What about Ryan?" "I don't know, I offered him his temp job back." "We'll see." "He was not happy at all when I offered him this job, and then I told him he didn't get the job, so." "Maybe you shouldn't fake fire people anymore." "I don't appreciate you telling me what to do." "So clean out your desk, you are through here." " What's our receptionist's name?" " Erin." "Could you send her in?" "Michael wants to see you." "Have a seat." "This is very difficult to say, but no one here likes you in the office and we are going to have to let you go." "Hank, would you come up here, please?" "Hank is our security guard." "He will be ushering you out." "Your face!" " Do the people..." " I'm kidding." "You're not fired... yet." " Do they not like me, though?" " I don't know, actually."