"[bird chirping]" "FRANCES:" "For more than 200 years we Owens women have been blamed for everything that has ever gone wrong in this town." "SALLY:" "is that why people hate us so much, Aunt Frances?" "JET:" "They don't hate us, sweetheart." "We just" " We make them a little nervous." "FRANCES:" "Let's face it, Jet." "We Owens women have always created a stir." "It all began with your ancestor, Maria." "She was a witch." "The first in our family." "Witch." "And you, my darlings, are the most recent in a long and distinguished line." "SALLY:" "is that why they wanted to hang her?" "Because she was a witch?" "FRANCES:" "Well, the fact that our Aunt Maria was a bit of a heartbreaker didn't help." "Nor did it help that most of her lovers had wives on the hanging committee." "But no, I don't think it was either of those reasons." "They feared her because she had a gift." "A power that has been passed on to you children." "She had the gift of magic." "[birds squawking]" "[WOMAN GASPS]" "[chattering]" "And it was this very gift that saved her life." "[GASPS]" "[clamoring]" "[SQUAWKlNG]" "She was banished to this very island." "With her unborn child growing inside her belly she waited for her lover to rescue her." "But he never came." "No one came." "In a moment of despair she cast a spell upon herself:" "That she would never again feel the agony of love." "[sobbing]" "But as her bitterness grew the spell turned into a curse." "A curse on any man who dared love an Owens woman." "Here they come." "Aah!" "SALLY:" "So is that why Daddy died?" "From the curse?" "FRANCES:" "Yes, my darling." "JACK:" "Aw, I got you. I got you. I got you." "FRANCES:" "Your mother knew." "[BEETLE CHlRPlNG]" "She heard the beetle ticking for your father's death all day long." "She knew that when you hear the sound of the deathwatch beetle the man you love is doomed to die." "JET:" "But that's how you came to live with us." "We tucked you into our lives then." "We've raised you the best way we know how." "In this house, we have chocolate cake for breakfast." "And we never bother with silly things like bedtimes or brushing our teeth." "JET:" "But with the sweets..." "FRANCES:" "So when you find yourself the center of attention...." "Hi." "You wanna play?" "FRANCES:" "It's not that they hate you." "It's that, well...." "We're different." "girl:" "You witch!" "children [chanting]:" "Witch, witch You're a bitch" "Witch, witch You're a bitch" "[GlLLlAN sighs AND GROANS]" "JET:" "Gillian." "Sally." "You know, the only curse in this family she's sitting right there at the end of the table." "Your Aunt Fanny." "Oh, come on, Jetty, even you have to admit any man who gets involved with an Owens woman..." "...is bound to end up 6 feet under." "JET:" "Spare me." "What about my poor Ethan?" "lt was an accident." "lt was fate." "lt was an accident." "No, no, no. lt was fate." "Accident!" "Fate!" "Mommy died of a broken heart, didn't she?" "Yes, my darling girl, she did." "Hey." "My little witch let's go inside and do some spells." "What about my homework?" "FRANCES:" "Oh, pish!" "Tosh!" "You're both gonna learn things in this house that you will never learn in school." "Go, come on." "JET:" "Let's go." "FRANCES:" "Go." "SALLY:" "Come on, Gilly." "gillian:" "I'm coming, Sally." "JET:" "Very good, Sally." "You know, you've been blessed with a gift." "What about me?" "Oh, we don't worry about you, Gilly-Bean." "Your talents will emerge in time." "There." "[knocking ON DOOR]" "Sally, you just stay right there." "Keep working on your spells." "Just keep working on your spells." "Get the bird." "Get the book." "[TWEETlNG]" "WOMAN:" "I want him so, so much, I can't think about anything else." "I don't sleep. l" "He has to leave his wife." "He has to leave her now." "Perhaps you might find one better suited." "No, I don't want anyone else." "He's all I think about." "Why the hell else would I come here?" "Take the money, Jet." "FRANCES:" "Shh, shh, shh." "[TWEETlNG]" "[sighs] I want him to want me so much that he can't stand it." "[GASPS]" "Be careful what you wish for." "I hope I never fall in love." "I hope I never fall in love." "I can't wait to fall in love." "He will hear my call a mile away." "He will whistle my favorite song." "He can ride a pony backwards." "gillian:" "What are you doing?" "Summoning up a true love spell called Amas Veritas." "He can flip pancakes in the air." "He'll be marvelously kind." "And his favorite shape will be a star." "And he'll have one green eye and one blue." "I thought you never wanted to fall in love." "That's the point." "The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist." "And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart." "SALLY:" "And if he doesn't exist I'll never die of a broken heart." "gillian:" "Sally." "Get the door." "Get the door." "[giggling]" "[BOTH GRUNT]" "Wow." "[GlLLlAN panting]" "Sal, you have no idea." "Do you really love him?" "I mean, enough to marry him?" "Oh, come on, Sal, what's enough?" "I hate it here." "I wanna go where no one's even heard of us." "l feel like I'm never gonna see you again." "Of course you will." "We're gonna grow old together." "It's gonna be you and me living in a big house." "These two old biddies with all these cats." "Ha, ha." "I bet we even die on the same day." "You swear?" "Honey, I need your pocketknife." "Yeah." "Here." "Ow." "My blood." "Your blood." "SALLY:" "Ow." "Our blood." "Our blood." "I love you, Gilly-Bean." "Yeah. I love you too." "[BOTH laughing]" "FRANCES:" "Oh, good morning." "Hello, boys." "Oh, Charlie, looking good." "Ha-ha-ha." "charlie:" "Uh, oh." "Oh, God, what was I thinking?" "Oh, Franny, let it go." "Oh, my goodness, Gillian's in Orlando." "She's in Orlando." "Ah, I guess that Roto-Rooter man is history." "According to that, he is." "SALLY:" "It's insane." "She keeps going through all these guys." "JET:" "Hi." "Hopefully, someday she'll find a guy who'll go through her." "Hello." "Hello, darling." "How are you?" "MOTHER:" "Cover your eyes." "FRANCES:" "Oh, Jet, just give it up." "JET:" "Never." "God, I miss her." "Oh, sweetie." "Oh, dear." "[HORSE SNORTS]" "FRANCES:" "Oh, Samson." "Now just knock it off." "[NElGHlNG]" "That's all I want, a normal life." "Darling, when are you going to understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue." "lt rather denotes a lack of courage." "Well, it's what I want." "See this couple here?" "He's having an affair with the babysitter." "And she can eat a pound cake in under a minute." "SALLY:" "Ooh." "Oh, sorry." "FRANCES:" "Come along, come along." "Howdy." "Phew." "What time is it?" "Any moment now." "[BELL tolling]" "Where are you going, dear?" "Most excellent." "[DOGS barking]" "SALLY:" "Dear Gillian:" "Today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing." "I don't even mind the beard." "I wish you could see us." "No more stones being thrown, no taunts cried out." "Everything is just so blissfully normal." "Life is perfect." "[marvin GAYE'S "GOT TO give it UP, PT. 1 " playing ON STEREO]" "gillian:" "Dear Sal:" "I'm lying in the sun." "["GOT TO give it UP, PT. 1 " playing OVER SPEAKERS]" "I'm hanging by the pool." "I've got a million friends." "You might say that life is perfect." "[OVER SPEAKERS] 'Cause I was too nervous" "To really get down" "gillian:" "But I don't care about any of it." "In fact, I only have two words to say to you:" "Jimmy Angelov." "Jimmy Angelov." "Angel." "gillian:" "Angelov, Angelov, Angelov." "[BEETLE CHlRPS]" "[BEETLE CHlRPlNG]" "[sighing]" "[BARKS]" "SALLY:" "Unh!" "Where are you?" "Where are you?" "Don't do this to me." "Unh!" "Come on." "Come on." "Hey, boys, you catch anything today?" "MAN:" "Not much." "ALl right." "See you in a bit." "Where are you?" "Hey, Jimmy, what's going on?" "MAN:" "Hey." "I hear you." "Don't!" "No." "How's Mary doing?" "She good?" "MAN:" "Okay." "Yeah." "Can't be." "No." "That can't be." "No." "No." "What's that?" "l" "SALLY:" "Unh. I know you're in there." "Come on." "Unh!" "Unh!" "Michael, look out!" "cyclist 1 :" "Look out behind you!" "cyclist 2:" "On your right!" "cyclist 3:" "Out of the way!" "[SALLY panting]" "[BEETLE CHlRPlNG]" "[sighs]" "SALLY:" "No." "[GASPS]" "[panting] lt was the curse, wasn't it?" "He died because I loved him so much!" "Oh, my poor little girl." "We had no idea when we cast the spell...." "What spell?" "What are you talking about?" "Oh." "Oh, you didn't." "You didn't." "Please tell me that my own flesh and blood-- lt was just a little push." "You wanted so much to be happy." "We never expected that you would truly love him." "Well, I did." "And I want him back." "You brought him into my life, you bring him back." "Bring him back!" "I have never asked you for anything." "I never asked for spells, but do this." "You can bring him back." "JET:" "No, dear." "We won't do that." "We don't do that." "You can do this." "I know you can. I remember." "I found it here when Mommy and Daddy died." "Even if we did bring him back, it wouldn't be Michael." "It would be something else." "Something dark and unnatural." "I don't care what he comes back as, as long as he comes back." "Please do this for me." "Please?" "Please, please!" "Please!" "[SALLY sobbing]" "SALLY:" "This is only temporary so don't get too comfortable." "There'll be no chocolate for breakfast." "Homework will be done after dinner." "Teeth and hair brushed before bed." "And as for you two my children will never do magic." "Ever." "[DOOR OPENS]" "Mom?" "It's time for us to go to school." "Mommy." "It's the same time as yesterday and the day before that, and the day before that." "Out of bed, sleepyhead!" "Mom. I'm worried about Antonia." "Do you know she puts on her mouse ears, she drives around town all liquored up?" "Naked." "[CHUCKLES]" "ALl right, I'll see you around." "SALLY:" "Come here, you." "Aah!" "SALLY:" "Mmm." "I'm sorry, baby. I'm just so tired." "Mmm." "It's okay, Mommy." "SALLY:" "Mm." "Mmm." "[sighs]" "SALLY:" "Gilly." "gillian:" "Sally." "I was just thinking about you." "You're always thinking about me." "gillian:" "Mmm." "Honey, I just have to go to the bathroom." "Let's go together." "Jimmy, come on." "I'm just kidding, eh?" "Go." "gillian [singing]:" "Oh, you're in my blood like holy wine" "You taste so bitter and so sweet" "Oh, I could drink a case of you Ooh" "[OVER radio] Darling Still I'd be on my feet I would still" "Be on my feet" "gillian:" "Hey." "Hey." "I was really, really happy." "SALLY:" "We were gonna open up a botanical shop." "Michael would get all the ingredients, and I'd make the stuff." "He really loved my mint-oatmeal shaving cream." "He couldn't stop eating it." "I'm sure all this is really boring to you but he really made me laugh." "SALLY:" "Angelov?" "What kind of name is that?" "gillian:" "Bulgarian." "Ha-ha-ha." "Bulgarian?" "gillian:" "Mm-hm." "Yeah." "He's from somewhere near Transylvania." "Hm." "He has this whole, uh Dracula-cowboy thing about him." "He's just so intense. I mean he talks about our relationship in terms of centuries." "Sometimes we just stay up all night worshipping each other like bats." "Thank God for Jet's belladonna or I'd never get any sleep." "Why are you taking that stuff?" "I'm not using it. I'm just giving it to him every now and then, that's all." "So you're drugging your boyfriend to get a little shuteye?" "Doesn't that seem a little strange to you?" "Maybe." "And he's strong." "So much stronger than me." "He can survive the curse." "Yeah." "[GlLLlAN sighs]" "Do you forgive our mother?" "Sometimes." "Well, you'll never forgive yourself unless you get up and you get dressed and you brush your goddamn teeth, because your breath stinks..." "[BOTH laughing] ...and you take care of those little girls." "Yeah, you're right." "[speaking lNDlSTlNCTLY]" "[GlLLlAN  SALLY giggling]" "[MOUTHlNG] I love you." "I love you too, Gilly-Bean." "[children chattering]" "[inaudible dialogue]" "[BOTH LAUGH]" "[LAUGHS]" "[children giggling]" "BOY 1 :" "How's your wicked mommy doing?" "ALL [chanting]:" "Witch, witch You're a bitch" "Witch, witch You're a bitch" "You'd think after 300 years, they'd come up with a better rhyme." "[chanting continues]" "[chattering]" "Your troublemaker started this." "l hate you!" "Put the finger down, Kylie." "l hope you get..." "girl:" "Oh, my God." "kylie: ...chickenpox!" "Kylie!" "[ALL GASP]" "She was just kidding." "She was-- ANTONlA:" "No, she wasn't, Mom." "BOY 2:" "Mom, run!" "ANTONlA:" "She was not kidding." "BOY 2:" "They're witches!" "What's the matter with you?" "We do not cast." "We do not toy with people's lives, understand?" "This is not a game." "No, you don't cast!" "And you probably couldn't even if you tried!" "She has all this power and doesn't even use it." "ANTONlA:" "I think you really hurt Mom's feelings." "ANTONlA:" "Kylie thinks that any man who marries us is gonna croak." "JET:" "Oh, that's such hogwash." "FRANCES:" "What about your grandparents, Jack and Regina?" "Grandma Regina died of a broken heart, didn't she?" "FRANCES:" "Mm-hm." "Mm." "kylie:" "How could she do that?" "Leave Mom and Aunt Gilly behind when they were just little girls?" "Why won't she talk about it?" "Was Mama good at spells when she was a girl?" "How come Mama doesn't do spells now?" "What's going on in here?" "Nothing." "Just making toast, is all." "SALLY:" "Mm-hm." "Did you guys finish your homework?" "There's a storm coming." "Go check the windows for me." "Bye." "Goodbye." "You making toast?" "I want you both to watch what you say to those girls." "I don't want you filling their heads with any of your nonsense, okay?" "We'd never tell them nonsense, dear." "Good night, sweetie." "FRANCES:" "Good night." "SALLY:" "Dearest Gilly:" "Sometimes I feel there is a hole inside of me an emptiness that at times seems to burn." "I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean." "Hm." "And the moon tonight, there's a circle around it." "A sign of trouble not far behind." "I have this dream of being whole." "Of not going to sleep each night wanting." "But still, sometimes when the wind is warm or the crickets sing I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for." "I just want someone to love me." "I want to be seen." "I don't know." "Maybe I've had my happiness." "I don't wanna believe it but there is no man, Gilly." "Only that moon." "[PHONE ringing]" "Gillian." "[panting]" "lt's Gillian." "l know." "What's wrong?" "gillian:" "I'm scared." "Can you come and get me?" "Where are you?" "I'm taking the first flight out." "I'll need you to watch the kids." "Of course." "Go to Gillian." "The children'll be fine." "We'll take them to the solstice celebration." "No, no." "Why can't you two just stay here?" "No, we can't back out." "We're on the committee." "Yes." "Yes." "We're presenting." "I do not want them dancing naked under the full moon." "JET:" "No, of course not, dear." "The nudity is entirely optional, as you well remember." "[DOOR SLAMS]" "[tires SCREECH]" "[DOORBELL rings]" "Hello?" "MAN:" "Yeah, just a minute." "Hello?" "gillian:" "Sally?" "Hey." "Hey." "Gilly." "You came." "Hey." "Hi." "Sal." "[GlLLlAN sighs]" "The room service here sucks." "Yeah." "Let's get you out of here." "Come on." "l'm okay. I'm fine." "Oh, my keys too." "Let's say we put some shoes on." "gillian:" "It's been really crazy, you know?" "Like, we've been driving for two weeks straight." "I mean, not even straight." "In these zigzags, back and forth." "Ah!" "Aw, damn these shoes." "Come here. I got it." "Then today he says he wants a jelly doughnut, right?" "And he says to the kid, "Jelly doughnut with cream."" "And the kid looked confused." "And I said, "Jimmy, jelly's not a cream."" "And then the kid laughed and then I laughed, and then he punched me." "He punched me real hard, the bastard." "Ooh." "Blood on the moon." "l know. I know." "Blood on the moon." "Blood on the moon." "I know." "Get in the car." "Uh, where's my tiger's eye?" "I need it, it brings me luck." "SALLY:" "is it in here?" "gillian:" "No, I left it." "l gotta get my tiger's eye!" "lt's probably in the bag, Gilly." "Gillian, come on." "gillian:" "Oh." "[panting]" "[GlLLlAN SHRlEKS THEN GRUNTS]" "Gilly." "Gilly, honey, just forget the" "You drive." "[OVER radio] Maybe I didn't treat you" "Ah." "You want some?" "Nope?" "Little things I should have said and done" "Hey, Sally." "You ever read any books by Louis L'Amour?" "Hm?" "Unh-unh?" "Okay." "Louis L'Amour was a foreigner and he loved all things cowboy." "Just like me, Jimmy boy." "So Louis would write stories about rustlers." "Rustlers who were really bad guys." "The belladonna is in my bag." "jimmy:" "They would try to steal the cattle." "But before they could sell them they would try to take away the brand of the owner with an acid or by scrubbing." "Unfortunately, they could never get rid of it." "So they would be caught and get hanged." "What are you doing?" "Come on." "No." "You can't hide the brand." "Shit." "Shit." "jimmy:" "It's just you and me." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "jimmy:" "Watch the road!" "Watch the road!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Rustlers and branding!" "Louis L'Amour!" "Who, by the way, is not a foreigner." "He's from North Dakota, you asshole!" "jimmy:" "Watch the road!" "SALLY:" "You're freaking me out, you Dracula freak!" "Give me the bottle before I plow you into a truck..." "..just to get you to shut up!" "jimmy:" "Calm down." "Calm down." "[GRUNTS]" "jimmy:" "Whoo." "Ha, ha." "You know, girls I am feeling very into sisters right now." "Yeehaw." "jimmy [singing]:" "You were always on my mind" "[urinating]" "You were always on my mind" "He should've passed out by now." "You didn't give him enough." "l gave him plenty." "You were always" "[zipper zips]" "On my mind" "What's he gonna do?" "SALLY:" "Just stay calm." "If I made you feel second best" "I'm so sorry, I was blind" "You were always on my mind" "Jimmy, please, baby." "Please, come on." "Come on, baby, I love you." "l'm so sorry, my love." "I wanna be with you forever." "You know that. I love you." "gillian:" "Jimmy, please." "jimmy:" "Just don't leave" "SALLY:" "Hey." "Hey!" "Hey, hey!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "[GlLLlAN choking]" "[SALLY YELLS]" "SALLY:" "No!" "[jimmy  SALLY GRUNTlNG]" "Sally." "Sal!" "Sal!" "Sal!" "Sal." "Sally." "He's out." "He's passed out." "Oh, God." "Oh, my God." "[GlLLlAN blowing air]" "How much did you give him, Sally?" "I don't know. I wasn't using a measuring cup." "He was trying to kill you." "Come on." "Please, God, if you get us out of this, I'll be good. I'll have babies." "I have babies, Gillian." "SALLY:" "I had normal." "And I worked really hard to get that normal." "gillian:" "I know. lt's all my fault." "SALLY:" "I will never have the normal again." "I didn't mean to ruin your life." "I had no one else to turn to." "Get in the car." "SALLY:" "We have to go to the police." "It was self-defense." "What, the old "slowly poison him to death" self-defense?" "Come on, Sally, they're never gonna believe us." "You really should stop smoking so much, Gilly." "gillian:" "Why?" "I'm probably gonna get life." "I should smoke two at once." "It'll shorten the sentence." "I really don't wanna lose my children." "I know." "I don't want you to either." "What?" "What are you thinking?" "When Michael died, you went to the aunts and asked them to bring him back, right?" "No, but they wouldn't." "Wouldn't, but not couldn't." "They were right." "He would come back as something dark and unnatural." "Jimmy already is dark and unnatural." "I don't care what he comes back as..." "...as long as he comes back with a pulse." "That is not an option." "Not a choice." "We don't have a choice, Sally." "This is our choice!" "[GlLLlAN  SALLY GRUNTlNG]" "SALLY:" "You owe me bigtime." "gillian:" "He's gonna be so pissed." "Okay." "Okay, here we go." "Okay." "SALLY:" "Gillian...." "gillian:" "There." "Ooh, Sal, watch his balls." "You watch them!" "Spell book." "gillian:" "Okay, Jimmy, I will get you out of this but when I do, we are definitely breaking up." "It is over." "[GlLLlAN sighs THEN GRUNTS]" "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "Gilly, are you sure you wanna do this?" "Absolutely." "SALLY: "Lips pursed, emit wind over tongue in motion, teeth on edge."" "[SALLY ROLLS TONGUE]" "[GlLLlAN BLOWS RASPBERRY]" "SALLY:" "No, no, no." "gillian:" "No." "Good enough, good enough." ""Touch bounded smudge of blue sage with braided wheat straw." "Insert needles through eyes of corpse."" "gillian:" "Through the eye?" "SALLY:" "In the eye." "[THUNDER CRASHES]" "[SALLY SHRlEKlNG]" "gillian:" "No way." "Unh-unh-unh." "l-- l think we should wait for the aunts." "It's not like he's gonna stay fresh, Gillian." "It's now or never." "Okay I need for you to get me something white to write on top of the star." "Chop-chop." "This is all I could find. l" "That's actually brilliant." "No, this is good." "Good." "gillian:" "Oh." "Huh." "Now we're supposed to say:" ""Black as night, erase death from our sight." "White as light." ""White as light." "SALLY:" "Mighty Hectate make it right." GlLLlAN:" "Make it right. "" "SALLY:" "Black as night." "gillian:" "Black as night." "Here." "SALLY:" "White as light." "gillian:" "Black as night." "White as light, Mighty Hectate make it right." "Black as night." "Black as night." "Black as night." "Erase death from our sight." "Erase death from our sight." "White as light." "White as light." "Mighty Hectate make it right." "Mighty Hectate make it right." "BOTH:" "Black as night, erase death from our sight." "White as light, Mighty Hectate make it right." "Black as night, erase death from our sight." "White as light, Mighty Hectate make it right." "SALLY:" "Black as night...." "[continue speaking SPELL]" "[SALLY GASPS]" "Oh." "Jimmy." "Hi." "No!" "I want you to be my wife!" "Can you promise me that?" "[GlLLlAN choking] I want you to be my wife!" "[THUDS]" "[GlLLlAN  SALLY panting AND grunting]" "SALLY:" "You have the worst taste in men." "gillian:" "Sally?" "SALLY:" "Yeah?" "gillian:" "I know this sounds really stupid and everything right now but I just...." "l just really wanted to say, um thank you." "Thanks for being my sister." "It's all right." "Let's just" "Let's just put this all behind us now, okay?" "Yeah." "What are we gonna tell the aunts?" "Nothing." "Okay." "[kylie  ANTONlA giggling AND speaking lNDlSTlNCTLY]" "kylie:" "It was so much fun." "gillian:" "They're here." "What if they don't like me?" "kylie  ANTONlA:" "Mom!" "You won't believe it." "We danced naked under the full moon." "kylie:" "Oh, my God. lt was so fun." "ANTONlA:" "We did." "kylie:" "So cool." "Well, that's just...." "Oh, my God!" "Aunt Gilly's home!" "Aunt Gilly!" "Oh, my God!" "ANTONlA:" "Oh, my gosh!" "Aunt Gilly!" "gillian:" "You guys." "You guys are so big." "I can't believe this." "What--?" "Oh." "Hi, Aunt Frances." "My darling little girl." "Oh, dear." "Well a little mugwort will fix that right up." "Kylie, now, why don't you and I just go to the greenhouse?" "[GlLLlAN speaking lNDlSTlNCTLY]" "l'm so happy to see you, sweetheart." "gillian:" "Mmm." "Don't you worry, dear." "Whoever he was, he'll get what he deserves." "Well, I think a brownie for breakfast would fix you right up." "A brownie?" "A brownie." "You're still doing that?" "Of course." "You've been away too long." "gillian:" "Some things never change." "JET:" "Too long you have been away." "gillian:" "Well, where are they?" "[bicycle BELL rings]" "gillian:" "Mm." "Sal, I love this stuff." "It's great." "You've done a great job." "Gillian, if you're going to work here, maybe you could, I don't know..." "...work." "l am. I'm testing the merchandise." "[CHUCKLES]" "You guys know where you can reach me." "I'll be back, if anyone cares." "Did I do something wrong?" "Phone tree day." "Phone tree day." "linda:" "Parents' hotline." "If there's an emergency like a snow day, they decide who's the most responsible" "You mean the most popular." "linda:" "Responsible mother to sound the alarm." "Each mom calls the next one down." "It's a big deal to get chosen." "But Sally never gets picked because everybody knows she's a w" "Different." "gillian:" "Hm." "SARA:" "Uh, quiet!" "Quiet, quiet!" "Third name from the top of the phone tree is Dori Kancher." "WOMAN 1 :" "Dori." "WOMAN 2:" "Dori." "Oh." "WOMAN 3:" "Oh." "gillian:" "Hey." "Sorry to interrupt." "SARA:" "Can I help you?" "I was" " Oop." "My sister." "Just wanted to see my sister." "is that a snake tattoo?" "Yeah." "And there's one on her boob too." "Yup, that's right. I'm back." "Whoo!" "Hang onto your husbands, girls." "Phew." "Ooh, Jesus." "ALl that's missing now is me naked without my homework." "Ladies, the second from the top of the phone tree will be..." "..." "Abigail Little." "gillian:" "is this for real?" "[GlLLlAN SNORTS]" "You know, she screwed Coach Halfacre." "Ow!" "Don't do that." "lt wasn't me." "Well, I certainly didn't do it." "lt was you." "[BOTH CHUCKLE]" "Finally" " Oh, I'm so pleased to report this." "The top of the phone tree list is...." "One moment." "It's, um.... lt's Sally Owens." "[ALL clamoring]" "WOMAN 4:" "What?" "Sally?" "Whoo!" "Go, Sal!" "Now, that was me." "FRANCES:" "Eye of newt and toe of frog." "Wool of bat and tongue of dog." "Adder's fork and blindworm's sting." "Barbados lime is just the thing." "Cragged salt like a sailor's stubble." "Flip the switch and let the cauldron bubble." "[FRANCES laughing]" "JET:" "How convivial!" "gillian:" "Wakey-wakey." "[GlLLlAN CHUCKLES]" "[BLENDER WHlRRlNG]" "Midnight margaritas!" "Midnight margaritas!" "gillian:" "Come on!" "Come on!" "[HARRY nilsson'S "COCONUT" playing ON STEREO]" "gillian:" "Whoo-hoo!" "SALLY:" "Mm-hm." "His sister had another one She paid it for the lime" "[SALLY humming]" "[GlLLlAN ROLLS TONGUE]" "Said "Doctor Ain't there nothing I can take"" "I said, "Doctor To relieve this bellyache?"" "JET [singing]: "Doctor ls there nothing I can take?"" "[ON STEREO] I said, "Doctor" "Now, let me get this straight"" "JET [singing]:" "You put the lime in the coconut" "[ON STEREO] You drink 'em both up" "JET [singing]:" "You put the lime in the coconut" "[ON STEREO] You drink 'em both up I said" "ALL:" "Whoo!" "To relieve your bellyache You say, well" "ALL:" "Whoo!" "Ain't there nothing I can take?" "I said" "ALL:" "Whoo-whoo!" "To relieve your bellyache You say" "ALL:" "Whoo!" "Ain't there nothing I can take" "[ALL YELL]" "To relieve his bellyache I said" "ALL [singing]:" "Doctor" "[ON STEREO] Ain't there nothing I can take" "[ALL shouting] I said, "Doctor" You're such a silly woman" "Put the lime in the coconut And call me in the morning" "[ALL laughing]" "[GlLLlAN SPEAKS lNDlSTlNCTLY]" "Oh, no, no, no, this is serious." "ALl right." "Um, I see a man...." "l see a man in your future and he is...." "Whoa." "He is" " He's gorgeous." "ALL:" "Aw...." "gillian:" "And...." "Oh." "Ooh-la-la." "He is big." "[ALL laughing]" "But you're scared to death and you wind up like a frigid, old hag with your two frigid, old hag aunts." "[GlLLlAN laughing] I don't know where that came from." "That was weird." "She's never been interested in her gifts." "She just made that all up." "FRANCES:" "Don't lie." "Gillian has her own magic." "And we all know what it is." "Ha-ha-ha." "Oh, please." "Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?" "[LAUGHS THEN BURPS]" "[ALL laughing]" "FRANCES:" "Oh, honey, what would you know about it?" "When we put that spell on you for Michael we had to bind it with molasses just to get your legs to open up." "No." "No, that's so wrong." "No." "No." "You self-centered shrew!" "lngrate!" "Goody two-shoes!" "Witch!" "Aah!" "[ALL laughing]" "SALLY:" "Whoo." "JET [singing]:" "Love you" "Quite as often as I should have" "Could have said and done" "l just never found the time" "Just never found the time" "You were always on my mind" "You were always on my mind" "You were always on" "You were always on" "SALLY:" "Where did this bottle come from?" "Where did this bottle come from?" "Someone left it on the porch" "Someone left it on the porch" "[GRUNTS]" "[GlLLlAN PANTS]" "JET:" "What's going on here?" "Huh?" "What's going on with you?" "Sally, what's going on in this house?" "Something's going on. I can smell it." "Yes, it's a very distinct smell." "It's the smell of bullshit." "I don't know what you're talking about." "[GlLLlAN SHRlEKS]" "JET:" "Broom fell." "Company's coming." "[wind whistling]" "We had a problem." "We handled it." "We deserve an explanation." "Right." "Come on, Jet, let's go." "No." "No." "No, it's just not possible." "I mean, don't even think it." "Then tell me how that got here, Gilly." "Tell me, how did this bottle get here?" "It's not possible." "JET:" "Leaving like this is a harsh lesson." "FRANCES:" "A lesson they must learn on their own." "JET:" "But what about the little ones?" "FRANCES:" "Not to worry, Jetty." "A good piece of Maria's hanging rope will protect them." "JET:" "You have to promise us you won't take them off." "Not until we come home." "FRANCES:" "We'll only be gone a short while." "JET:" "Okay?" "Do you hear us?" "Yeah?" "kylie  ANTONlA:" "Mm-hm." "FRANCES:" "Promise?" "Yes." "JET:" "Okay." "Love you." "FRANCES:" "Love you too." "[ANTONlA playing KAZOO]" "Make her stop." "I'll pay whatever it takes." "Honey, can I see that a second?" "Sure." "Yeah?" "Thanks." "Hey." "Where'd you get that thing around your neck?" "ANTONlA:" "The aunts gave it to us." "They said it would protect us." "[SALLY sighs]" "Kylie, could you please go get that mint from the garden before your bus gets here?" "Where is the aspirin?" "Honey, please do as I say." "Not while he's out there." "Not while who is out where?" "The man under the roses." "What?" "I don't see him." "Sweetie, are you looking at him now?" "He's right there." "Where?" "kylie:" "By the roses." "They grew overnight." "Oh, shit." "Okay, sweetie, we'll get rid of it." "You better call the aunts now." "But they left." "SALLY:" "What do you mean?" "When did they leave?" "They said to give you a message:" ""Clean up your own mess."" "[GlLLlAN speaking lNDlSTlNCTLY]" "Oh, God." "You" " You stop this." "You stop this, Jimmy." "You stop it." "He's making them grow, Sally." "He's trying to get to us by making them grow." "You leave us alone!" "Stop." "Leave us alone!" "Stop it, stop it." "Gilly, stop it." "Stop it!" "Stop it." "[GlLLlAN sighs]" "What?" "gillian:" "His boots." "Oh, God." "Oh, my God. ls he--?" "is he rising?" "[GlLLlAN WHlMPERS]" "Or is the ground sinking?" "Sal, is he--?" "Oh, God." "Okay." "What is he doing to us?" "He's trying to get" "Go inside. inside." "Gillian, go inside." "Take care of the kids." "Okay." "[SALLY GRUNTlNG]" "It's kind of early for roses, isn't it?" "SALLY:" "Can I help you with something?" "I sure hope so." "Name's Gary Hallet." "I'm a special investigator, state prosecutor's office in Tucson." "Well, you're a" "You sure are a long way from home, officer." "Yes, ma'am." "I was kind of hoping to talk to your sister, Gillian if she's around." "She might have some information on a case I'm working on." "Oh, all right, I'll get her." "All right." "Uh, how did you know that I was her sister?" "Oh." "Lucky guess, I guess." "Mm." "Uh, why don't you come inside?" "gillian:" "Mmm...." "SALLY:" "Gilly." "Gillian!" "Gilly." "Aah!" "There's a cop looking for Jimmy, he wants to talk to you and I think I'm having a heart attack." "gillian:" "Okay." "Just calm down." "Calm down." "Okay." "What is the question?" "The question is, "How much can he know?"" "Well, gosh, he seems to know a lot because he's come all the way from Arizona." "And I know this sounds really strange but I don't think I can lie to him." "Oh, my God." "Of course you can lie to him." "Breathe, breathe." "Here is the story, right?" "Here's the story." "l left him..." "Left him." "...because he hit me." "Hit you." "And we haven't seen him since." "And it's as simple as that." "You just let me handle the rest." "Okay, good." "Okay." "All right?" "Left him because he hit you and haven't seen him since." "What?" "is he cute?" "Yeah, he's nice." "You know in a very penal code sort of way, yeah." "Okay. I left him because she hit him and, uh...." "SALLY:" "Just herbs." "You know, from the garden." "Oh." "Uh...." "So, what brings you to the island?" "This." "You read my letter?" "Yes, ma'am, I did." "It was a very personal letter." "Yes, ma'am, it was." "Um...." "l" "What?" "l'm sorry." "You seem very familiar." "gillian:" "Hello, there." "Morning, Miss" "Good morning, Miss Owens." "Good morning, Mr...?" "Mr." "Hallet." "gillian:" "Hallet." "Listen, I'm not gonna beat around the bush." "I need to find your boyfriend, James Angelov." "l-- l don't know where he is." "I wouldn't exactly call him my boyfriend." "He's more, uh...." "He's more like a big mistake." "ls that his handiwork there?" "gillian:" "Mm-hm." "If a man hits me, he only does it once." "Can I take a peek at your...?" "Wow." "Now, I can tell that you've never touched a woman in anger all your life." "May I have my hand back, please?" "Sure." "What you're trying to tell me is you have no idea where he is?" "I told you." "He hit me and I haven't seen him since." "And when was that?" "Three days ago." "Right, Sal?" "Yeah, three days." "Three days?" "Excuse me." "Uh...." "Sally?" "Whose car is that in the driveway?" "SALLY:" "Hm?" "HALLET:" "The one with the Arizona plates." "Oh, that's my car." "Oh, that's your car?" "gillian:" "Mm." "HALLET:" "Huh?" "Plate number 2-2-9-M-O-B?" "Uh-huh." "That's James L. Angelov's car." "Come on now." "We" " We stole it and it's a crime." "I know this, but he basically kidnapped her." "And it-- HALLET:" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "He kidnapped you?" "SALLY:" "Well, no, no, he, he" "He didn't really kidnap her." "He sort of, like" "Just a little nap." "No, she was" " She was-- There was a car and she" "Would-- lt" " You know that thing" " She" "What happened was that she-- She just" " Heh." "You should know, she has the worst taste in men." "She" "Ha-ha-ha." "Well, you do." "So" " So anyway, I picked her up and I drove her right back here." "And" " And we would be so happy to give him back his car because it is a crime." "And as you say, you just don't know where he is to" "HALLET:" "You just got a little...." "Oh." "Give him back that car." "HALLET:" "So basically, nobody knows where he is." "I'm sorry, what?" "So you don't have any idea where he is?" "SALLY:" "Mm." "Would you mind if I just took a look around?" "SALLY:" "Unh-unh." "Okay." "What is wrong with you?" "[MOUTHlNG] I don't know." "HALLET:" "This young lady's name was Phoebe Stone." "Two years ago, she was found strangled lying on the side of the highway." "Her body had been marked with a kind of a brand burned right into the face." "Any help you ladies can give me in locating this ex-friend of yours would sure be appreciated." "HALLET:" "Okay." "She's all yours." "Go arrest her!" "Their niece owns a shop where they cook up a special placenta and that's why the aunts don't age." "I tell you, they just don't age." "She's selling placentas?" "A placenta bar." "On Halloween, they all jump off the roof and fly." "When they get mad at you, they hex you." "I don't know about the Bulgarian but I wouldn't be surprised if he turned up in a ditch somewhere." "Sara, that is not true." "She's not saying they murdered him." "Just that maybe..." "Yes, I am." "...they shook his hand and then he died." "It's very mysterious." "If any man dared take on an Owens woman he'd live briefly in the euphoria of her love until meeting an untimely death." "The curse." "Witch?" "Yeah." "Evil?" "No." "I mean, you get your psychos now and then." "Animal slaughter ritual human disembowelment, but that's really pretty rare." "See, it's a pagan label. lt's Sally." "Hey, Sal." "Hey." "HALLET:" "Howdy." "She's definitely not into that stuff." "HALLET:" "She's not, huh?" "CARLA:" "No." "Miss Owens, I have a bone to pick with you." "What can I do for you, Dwight?" "Now I could've gone to a qualified doctor to attend to this scalp condition of mine." "Now, the more I use, the less it works." "The product doesn't work." "SALLY:" "Well, that's because it doesn't go on your head." "If I don't put it on my head, where the hell else would it go?" "Try to remember." "My mistake." "[CHUCKLES]" "CARLA:" "There you go." "Thank you." "Strange ¤n." "I never spent this much on shampoo b¤re in my life." "Am I under some kind of su¤eillance?" "Should you be?" "Well, if there's something you wanna know, ask me." "Ha, ha. I already did." "And all's I can tell you is, there appears to be something missing from your story." "Now, listen, I wanna talk to you more, but I go¤ finish some homework here." "Ho¤s about I come by your house tomorrow morning?" "Fine." "Okay." "Ten a.m.?" "Fine." "Okay." "That's a date." "ALl right." "[GlLLlAN sighing]" "[THUNDER rumbling]" "[GLASS SHATTERS]" "gillian [whispers]:" "Jimmy, is that you?" "Jimmy?" "Go away." "Okay." "To banish unwanted persons, it says you need blessing seeds." "ALl right." "Good." "Where are they?" "What about nigella seeds?" "lt's the same thing." "Oh." "Oh, wow, is it?" "Good, good." "You're good at this." "Why can't we tell Mommy we're sending the policeman away?" "Because your mommy likes to pretend that she doesn't do magic." "And we have to banish this man for your mommy's own good." "Blessing seeds." "Right, right." "What else do we need?" "Antonia, I told you to listen out the door for Mr. Hallet." "Uh, blessing seeds, blessing seeds, right." "Oh." "Oh, yeah, milk thistle." "I can't find anything here." "Was this Mommy's?" "gillian:" "Huh?" "Oh, wow." "Yeah." "Where did you get that?" ""He can flip pancakes in the air." "He'll have one green eye, one blue." "Hear my call a mile away." Heh." "Was it about Daddy?" "Uh, yeah." "Yeah." "But Daddy had brown eyes." "You know, um the truth is, this wasn't about your daddy." "This was when your mommy was little and she was trying to invent a guy who didn't exist to protect herself. lt's crazy." "But...." "Oh." "You know, she loved your daddy." "Oh." "She loved him very, very much." "I can't wait to fall in love." "gillian:" "Mm." "Kylie." "Kylie, listen to me." "Do you, um--?" "Do you ever put your arms out and spin and spin and spin really fas¤?" "She does it all the time." "gillian:" "She does?" "Well, that's what love is like." "It makes your heart race." "It turns the world upside-down." "But if you're not careful if you don't keep your eyes on something still you can lose your balance, you know?" "You can't see what's happening to the people around you." "You, um...." "You can't see that you're about to fall." "Don't be sad, Aunt Gillian." "l won't let you fall down." "gillian:" "Aw." "[DOORBELL rings]" "He's here!" "He's here!" "He's here!" "Shh." "Make sure you tell him about breakfast." "Go." "You came for breakfast." "We're having pancakes." "Heh, heh." "No, actually, I just came to talk to your mom." "ANTONlA:" "Great, she's having pancakes too." "Come in, come in." "Do you have a gun?" "HALLET:" "Mm-hm." "Can I see it?" "HALLET:" "Mm-mm." "He's here for breakfast." "I have a question or two." "He's gonna stay!" "gillian:" "Oh." "Oh, good." "Good work." "Shh." "Now go back out there and keep them away from here." "SALLY:" "Belladonna." "It's a sedative." "People put it in their tea to rel¤, calm their nerves." "Some people also use it as a poison." "Which people?" "[LAUGHS]" "Witch people." "Aha." "Witches." "Witches." "Mm-hm." "l guess you found me out, huh?" "Yeah." "Guess I did." "SALLY:" "Mm-hm." "HALLET:" "Mm-hm." "You should come here on Hall¤en." "You'd really see something then." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah, we all jump o¤ the roof and fly." "We kill our husbands too." "Or is that outside your jurisdiction?" "Do you have any idea how strange this all sounds to me?" "I got people telling me you're up here cooking up placenta bars that you're into devil worship" "No." "No, there's no devil in the craft." "So, what kind of..." "...craft do you do?" "Mm." "Do I do?" "I manufacture bath oils." "And soaps and hand lotions..." "...and shampoo." "Mm-hm." "And the aunts, um they like to meddle in peoples' love lives." "Magic isn't just spells and potions." "Your badge?" "It's just a star." "Just another symbol." "Your talisman." "It can't stop criminals in their tracks can it?" "It has power because you believe it does." "Wish you could believe in me." "Miss Owens." "Mm?" "¤e you hiding James Angelov?" "Not in this house." "Did you or your sister kill James Angelov?" "Oh, yeah." "Couple of times." "SALLY:" "Antonia, could you make more of a mess?" "Mom, I'm cooking." "SALLY:" "I can see that." "Hey, there." "Did you ever see a saguaro cactus?" "No?" "Step aside, you." "Well, you're about to." "[SALLY humming]" "[HALLET humming]" "Wow." "Unh." "One stack of fla¤acks and goodbye, Mr. Hallet." "[whispers] He knows how to flip pancakes." "ANTONlA:" "Oh, my goodness." "HALLET:" "I assume you don't want pancakes." "ANTONlA:" "No, we want them." "We want them, we want them." "Be careful." "They tend to use those as Frisbees." "Can you ride a pony bac¤rds?" "Backwards, forwards, side¤ys, you name it." "SALLY:" "Okay, first troll." "Look." "SALLY:" "What is it?" "A star." "ANTONlA:" "No, I don't want it in my pocket." "SALLY:" "This is not yours." "HALLET:" "Oh, that's all right." "SALLY:" "Second troll." "And if you're anything like my girls...." "Here. it'll keep you clean." "gillian: ¤ell, isn't this co¤, huh?" "kylie:" "Mmm." "You're right." "Hi, Gary." "Hi." "l can call you Gary, can't I?" "Heh." "Why not?" "Coffee?" "You must try some of my syrup." "Here's the syrup." "Here." "HALLET:" "Yes, please." "No, no!" "No, no, no!" "[kylie  ANTONlA yelling]" "Uh...." "ANTONlA:" "Yeah!" "HALLET:" "What the--?" "SALLY:" "Heh." "kylie:" "Ready?" "Okay, go!" "kylie:" "Whoo!" "Okay, yes!" "ANTONlA:" "Okay, you ready?" "Let's go." "Well, I guess they didn't wanna eat that." "HALLET:" "I guess not." "Ha, ha." "[CLEARS THROAT]" "[CROAKlNG]" "Oh, wow. I've been looking for this." "Um" "[CHUCKLES]" "This is his party trick, right, Sal?" "Yeah." "lt's your ring, is it?" "Yeah, could I have it back?" "What do you two think you're playing at?" "What do you mean?" "You better get yourselves a damn good lawyer." "And don't even think about leaving town." "What was in that syrup?" "gillian: ¤e just stick to our stories." "You know, no body, no crime. lt's" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I'm feeling like shit. I'm not sleeping." "I just-- l, me, mine." "God, Gillian, that's all you can think about." "You." "Hm?" "It's all about you." "[SHARDS CLATTER]" "l don't wanna fight." "Don't you walk away from me." "SALLY:" "I'm sick and tired of cleaning up your messes." "Yeah." "Yeah, you're right." "You're always right, Sally." "Oh, I'm just a mess." "Just one big mess!" "Well, at least I've lived my life." "And you hate me for that because it scares the hell out of you." "Gillian, I don't hate you." "Look at you." "You spend all your energy just trying to fit in, be normal." "But you'll never fit in, Sal." "Because we're different, and so are your girls." "You leave them out of this, okay?" "ALl my life, I have wished I had even half your talent." "You're...." "You're wasting yourself, Sal!" "You know what?" "I want you out of here. I want you gone." "Okay, fine." "I'm gone." "Good." "What?" "What are you doing?" "Where are you going?" "l'm doing the right thing." "No, no, no!" "You are not gonna tell him what happened." "You know what's funny?" "The moment that man walked in, that's all I want to do." "What are you gonna do, get down on your knees and beg for me¤" "You want me to be true to myself, huh?" "Then watch this." "[sighs THEN groaning]" "Sally." "HALLET:" "It's the goddamn ¤light ¤ne." "SALLY:" "It was Jimmy's ring." "HALLET:" "Oh, really?" "SALLY:" "I know you knew that, but I needed to tell you." "Well, I was serious back there." "You best get yourself a lawyer before you talk to me." "I don't want a lawyer." "ALl right." "Come on in." "Excuse the mess." "Uh-- l wasn't expecting company." "You can have yourself a seat." "Um, le¤'s see what I'll need here." "Oh, here." "You don't need to look at that stuff." "SALLY:" "How many times did you read my letter?" "A few." "I have to study all the evidence." "Okay, you wanna sit down?" "This is the testimony of Sally Owens." "March 8th, 1 998." "You gonna sit down?" "Where is James Angel¤ l think he's in the spirit world." "You think he's dead?" "No, I think he's haunting us." "What evidence did you get from reading my letter?" "Did you or your sister kill James Angelov?" "Gillian didn't kill anybody." "HALLET:" "Gillian didn't." "Gillian didn't, but you did?" "Huh?" "Did you?" "Sally, did you?" "What if I told you I did?" "What would you do?" "What, would you send me to jail for the rest of my life all because the world was short a man like Jimmy Angelo¤" "That's not for you or me to decide how he should be punished." "He has to be held accountable." "Well, he has been punished." "He has?" "[HALLET sighs]" "You really should get a lawyer's advice before we go any further." "Now listen." "I know you're in some kind of trouble." "ALl right?" "If you will trust me, tell me what you know I promise you I will do everything I can to keep you from harm's way." "[BOTH moaning]" "SALLY:" "I can't, I can't, I can't." "HALLET:" "I can't either, I'm sorry." "SALLY:" "I can't." "[BOTH moaning]" "One green eye, one blue." "l can't, I can't." "What?" "I have to go." "[DOOR CLOSES] I was born with it." "ANTONlA:" "Mommy." "[ANTONlA crying]" "gillian:" "Sally." "l need you." "SALLY:" "No, no, no." "[ANTONlA  kylie crying]" "SALLY:" "What?" "What's going on?" "ANTONlA:" "I didn't do anything." "Okay, okay." "Go downstairs." "Go downstairs." "It's okay. lt's okay. lt's okay." "[jimmy GRUNTlNG]" "[GlLLlAN groaning]" "[jimmy sighing]" "Officer Hallet." "Just looking at you makes me homesick." "[panting]" "Tsk, tsk, tsk." "What's wrong?" "[GlLLlAN panting]" "Cat got your tongue?" "[HALLET screaming]" "[screaming]" "[BOTH groaning]" "Shit." "[panting]" "[GRUNTS]" "[SALLY  GlLLlAN panting]" "Someday you'll explain this all to me." "HALLET:" "What was that, Sally?" "I mean, that was him, wasn't it?" "l¤- l mean, is he gone, or what?" "Yes." "You killed his spirit, but I took his life." "But I will tell you everything you need to know." "How I did it, where l buried him." "I'll tell you what I did it with." "I'll tell you how l" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Hold up." "Hold on just a goddamn second, all right?" "One step at a time." "I took an oath to uphold the law, all right?" "I thought I came here to bring in the bad guy because, generally, that's what I do." "[sighs]" "You asked me how many times I read your letter." "I must've read it about 1 000 times." "I know now that it was your letter that brought me here. lt was you." "And I'm all mi¤d-up about that." "The reason that you're here and you don't know why is because I sent for you." "When I was a little girl I wo¤ed a spell so I would never fall in love." "SALLY:" "I asked for qualities in a man that I knew couldn't possibly exist." "HALLET:" "One green eye, one blue?" "But you do." "You're saying what I'm feeling is just one of your spells?" "Yeah. lt's not real." "And if you s¤y, I wouldn't know if it was because of the spell and you wouldn't know if it was because I didn't wanna go to prison." "HALLET:" "Yeah, well you know, all relationships have problems." "[CHUCKLES]" "I'm right, aren't I?" "You don't know, do you?" "Well, why don't you do what you do and I do what I do and we'll see where we end up." "HALLET:" "Okay?" "Okay." "Curses only have power when you believe in them and I don't." "You know what?" "I wished for you too." "[GlLLlAN sighs]" "[SALLY CHUCKLES]" "gillian [echoing]:" "Yeehaw." "I'm feeling very into sisters right now." "ANTONlA:" "Mom, can I have some cocoa?" "[BOTH grunting]" "Where's Mom at?" "ANTONlA  kylie:" "Mom?" "Come on." "JET:" "Oh, dear." "It seems we've not arrived in the nick of time." "Wow. I see our instin¤ are getting a little rusty." "FRANCES:" "He's squatting inside her like a toad." "JET:" "And this is what comes from dabbling." "You can't practice witchcraft while you look down your nose at it." "SALLY:" "I know. I know." "Tell me what you want me to do, I'll do it." "We have to banish him." "Force his spirit back into the grave." "FRANCES:" "We need a full co¤en." "JET:" "Nine women." "T¤lve's better." "Do you have any friends?" "Linda." "Hi, it's Sally." "I'm activating the phone tree." "Look you know the stuff everyone's always whispering about me the hexes, the spells?" "Well, here's the thing." "Uh- l'm a witch." "l got the best news." "Sally just came out." "What a fabulous affirmation." "Apparently, her sister just got out of a bad relationship and now the guy will not leave her alone." "[GlLLlAN laughing]" "[CROAKlNG]" "Oh, oh." "Can you bring a broom?" "kylie:" "Yuck." "Gross!" "Sick!" "ANTONlA:" "Ew. ¤w." "Ugh!" "kylie:" "I see headlights." "ANTONlA:" "Mom!" "Mom, they're here!" "ANTONlA:" "Come on!" "They're here!" "kylie:" "Mom!" "We gotta go in the kitchen." "The kitchen." "On the side door." "Come in." "Come in." "It's so good of you to come." "Hi." "No, no¤s not the time to be shy." "Come on in." "Grab yourselves a spoon." "You can stir right over there." "[SARA SHRlEKS]" "linda:" "Woooo...." "You just get right over here, you grab that spoon, you dig right in." "Now, doesn't that look great?" "WOMAN 1 :" "Ugh." "I have to tell you, the fumes are great for the pores." "Not to mention sealing his nas¤ spirit back into the grave." "Once I was across town, my daughter had a nightmare." "And I swear to God, I could hear her crying." "There's a little witch in all of us." "[ALL laughing]" "Everything's almost ready, Aunt Jet." "Hey." "Well, Sara, I didn't expect to see you here." "Well, ever since I was a little girl, I've wanted to see inside your house." "Well, thank you for coming." "is this okay?" "It's all I had." "[chattering AND giggling]" "FRANCES:" "Well, ladies, let's begin." "SARA:" "Yes." "WOMAN 2:" "This'll be great." "WOMAN 3:" "I know, we just" "All right, ladies, pick a broom." "Form a circle." "Holy shit." "Whoa." "I've been strung out by a guy before, but this is...." "[groaning]" "Sally?" "Would each of you pick up your brooms?" "Hold them at s¤ff length handle to brush." "Remember that as we go forth it is only with our hearts beating as one that we can save the life of this child." "[chanting in foreign LANGUAGE]" "[FRANCES  JET chanting]" "¤e we supposed to say this?" "[ALL chanting]" "[GRUNTS]" "[GROANS THEN screaming]" "Stop it." "Stop it!" "We're killing her!" "Gillian." "Gillian!" "Gillian." "Fight this, you bitch!" "[ALL SHRlEKlNG]" "SALLY:" "Oh, my God!" "Gilly, Gilly." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "Gilly." "Gilly, honey!" "It's okay. I love you." "Gilly?" "SALLY:" "Stay with me." "gillian:" "Just" " Please." "SALLY:" "No." "Please, just let him take me." "No." "No, you have to hold on." "Gill, you have to stay with me." "Gilly." "Gilly." "No, stay with me." "Gilly, stay with me." "Stay with me." "Gilly." "He wants me." "Just me." "No." "Eve¤one will be safe." "No, no." "gillian:" "Just let him take me." "Oh, Sal." "[sighing]" "Don't die on me, Gilly Owens, please." "Because we're supposed to die together, remember?" "At the same time." "You promised me that." "And this is not that day." "I love you, Sally." "[GRUNTS]" "SALLY:" "Okay, wait. I've got it, I've got it." "Get them back in the circle." "SALLY:" "Hey, Jimmy, I got a worm with your name on it." "Yeah." "You thirs¤" "[jimmy GRUNTlNG]" "is this what you want?" "Well, this you can't have." "[GRUNTS THEN screaming]" "SALLY:" "My blood." "Your blood." "Our blood!" "FRANCES:" "Maria's blood." "Now!" "Push her in." "JET:" "Push her in." "[inaudible dialogue]" "[panting]" "SALLY:" "I love you, Gillian." "[ALL laughing]" "PA¤:" "We did it." "FRANCES:" "Heads up, ladies." "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust." "[jimmy YELLS] I wonder if that would work on my e¤husband." "Come on, ladies let's clean house." "PA¤:" "Get him out of here." "WOMAN 4:" "Get your brooms." "FRANCES:" "Come along, ladies." "That's it." "SALLY:" "Through the kitchen." "Follow me." "FRANCES:" "Very good." "Well done." "WOMAN 5:" "Sweep him to the roses." "[chattering]" "WOMAN 6:" "Sweep him in." "Sweep him in." "[sizzling]" "[WOMEN cheering]" "gillian:" "Hey." "SALLY:" "Yeah?" "gillian:" "There's something for you." "From Arizona." ""Dear Miss O¤ens:" "Any further investigations...." "Office hereby concluded that James Angelov's cause of death was accidental." "Jewelry found in the ashes of the structure provided positive identification." "Sincerely, Gary Hallet Special Investigator."" "I don't think he's in there, Sal." "What would you do, Gilly?" "What wouldn't I do for the right guy?" "[CHUCKLES]" "S¤:" "Can love t¤vel back in time and heal a bro¤en heart?" "girl:" "Come on, come on." "Was it our joined hands that finally I¤d Maria's curse?" "WOMAN:" "Here they come!" "I'd like to think ¤." "Hey!" "There are some things, though, I ¤ow for ce¤in:" "Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder." "¤ep rosemary by your garden gate." "Plant lavender for luck." "And fall in love whenever you can." "[CRO¤D cheering AND applauding]" "[inaudible dialogue]" "[english" " US" " SDH]"