"tze Yien!" "You dissolute fellow!" "Long time no see" "Yeah" "Where did you go for pleasure?" "I need your help, man" "Tell me" "have you been to my place?" "Welcome back, Sheng" "How come there is a woman's Voice?" "It's a tape playing" "Oh boy!" "It's so dark in here!" "How come?" "This is a sound-actiVated lamp lt's amazing" "Let me show you again" "Alright" "This here is a champagne car" "How romantic!" "is this your glass?" "This place is Very special" "Girls just won't leave once they're here I'Ve never failed in courting girls ln fact I'Ve been out for several days" "Let me just get the messages" "Hello, I'm Connie, Sheng" "Come to me if you have time" "This is Judy, Sheng" "The other day you left wearing my panties" "Come to return them if you'Ve time" "You can't handle so many girls!" "Why don't you introduce one to me?" "No problem, next one is for you" "Let me hear if she sounds sweet" "You seduced my wife, bastard I'm going to castrate you I'll dash that to you, if you like" "No, thanks" "Not my cup of tea" "Actually, I haVe a girl... in my mind I get it" "My mom always urges me to get married" "Why don't you take her out?" "But you know, I'm of the shy kind" "Your mother raised you with hardships" "She wishes you to settle down I don't have balls to date her" "Where is that girl?" "She plays tennis every day" "Take me there." "Let me get her for you" "Great!" "Let's go" "Mr. Sheng, this is Southeast Airlines" "Your mother is taking our flight 7 43" "She'll arrive in Hong Kong this afternoon" "Dating a girl, you need a beautiful car" "Yes" "Yes." "Which one are you going to take?" "Rolls Royce" "Which?" "That one" "Does she have a good figure?" "You're lucky l have sharp eyes." "Great" "Not bad I hate that guy with moustache" "He has been after her" "You play great" "You aren't bad either" "Would you please give me a few more lessons?" "These are his flirting tactics!" "Paltry skill I'd say." "Let me show you" "This is forehand." "This is backhand" "And this is... smash!" "Not bad, not bad" "Disgusting!" "Disgusting!" "Alright, here you go" "Sure!" "Hold it" "Hey!" "He's really got good moves I'm going to take him" "What's so funny?" "Look for yourself" "You're such an asshole" "And you a no good scum" "You don't deserve to play with me" "Don't yell at him" "You slut!" "I can't believe you're defending him!" "I'm sorry to have known you. I gotta go" "Hey!" "You, my glasses please" "Hi, where are you off to?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey what?" "Such a narrow-minded guy is... so lucky to have a pretty girlfriend... like you" "Lucky him!" "I'm Sisi, what's your name?" "My name?" "I'm Sheng, Yan Quansheng" "Your son didn't come and pick you up I don't think he is a good son" "Maybe the airlines... forgot to call him." "Good boy" "Put it down first." "Come on." "You're here, Sheng!" "How come the lights are on?" "I knew that. lt's sound sensitive" "Why's this place decorated like this?" "It looks unique" "This remote control is something!" "Change into a Taiwan opera for me" "What's this?" "Disgusting!" "Drinking is not good for health" "Try having some nutritious drink instead" "Your son's room is weird!" "It's the usual kind for a bachelor" "Where has he been?" "A man of repute, ...can have his seat everywhere" "Hey, he sure has" "Valentine ls he the most charming man... for this year?" "Mr. Valentine" "Valentine is handsome" "He's handsome but he's too old I'm sorry, sir" "This table is reserved for Mr. Valentine" "First come, first served !" "But... it's alright lt's spacious here." "Let's sit together I'm sorry, Mr. Valentine" "Look, he is such a gentleman" "And with pretty girls around" "Not that cool!" "Rather a handicap!" "I can do it myself lt's a government warning" "Smoking is hazardous to health" "And you're likely to die from cancer" "I hear that you're the greatest man..." "For courting girls in Hong Kong lt's just kidding from my friends" "No, the greatest man for courting girls" "No, the greatest man for courting girls in Hong Kong is me" "I am guessing who are you?" "What a coincidence!" "Let us have a race to see who is the best at courting girls" "Oh, you're famous Sheng... in Tsim Sha Tsui" "Now you know me" "You're famous for saying foul languages" "Do you want to hear my 1 7 words swear?" "Please be polite." "Let us have a race" "To see who is good at courting girls" "Great." "Let us choose an object." "Let's see who can get her first" "Alright" "The dancing king in dancing floor has been girls' favourite guy" "She loves him so much" "Let's see who can win her" "How?" "Kiss her and you're the winner" "Alright, you first." "I go first" "And you'll lose I'Ve never lost in courting girls" "The loser has to wash toilet." "Deal" "You dare!" "Dirty man!" "Wake up!" "Bloody torn!" "His trousers can be mended." "Let's sleep" "Who will be the disco queen tonight?" "I think everyone knows fairly well" "We're in great pleasure to have..." "Mr. Valentine, the most charming man to announce who our winner is" "Please give a big hand" "The disco queen for tonight is..." "Elain" "Congratulation" "Congratulation" "You're great, Valentine I'm not great. I win because you suck" "What a sarcastic comment!" "Mr. Liu" "Someone will wash the toilet for you" "Don't let me see you again" "Go and clean up the toilet I'll do it" "Car, nice car" "A nice car without a pretty" "Am I going to get through the night... alone?" "Please I think Sheng won't come back tonight" "You can sleep in his room" "I live alone." "Come in" "Welcome back, Sheng" "Do you have a wife?" "No, it's the tape" "All of them are electric equipment lt's no big deal." "At this romantic night the best drink is..." "Cold Soya bean milk" "No, I don't think you are thirsty" "have a seat" "Why don't we listen to some music?" "This is my favourite singer" "You like her?" "No" "Her Voice is difficult to mimic" "Stop listening now" "Why don't we have a chat?" "Okay" "Help yourself;" "I'm going to toilet" "Okay" "Hi!" "How come there is a woman's Voice?" "It's the tape again lt's the tape" "My house is full of tapes" "Why don't we sit outside?" "Out again!" "Coming in, coming out, it's fun" "Take a seat downstairs I'll be right back, bye" "Who are you?" "I'm Ah Mei" "Ah Mei" "You're not one of my girlfriends" "No matter who you are, get out now" "Go, go now I'm your mother's private nurse" "Don't lie that you have relation to us" "My mother stays in Canada I want to take back my clothes" "The tape I don't know her" "You men should have some conscience I haVe conscience" "He doesn't know me" "Yes" "You're a coward" "Why do you scare him?" "I really don't have a woman at my place" "No woman, you say!" "Then how come I hear somethin'?" "Mom Mrs.Yan" "And there is just an old tape playing" "Sheng, she..." "Don't worry, I'm nothing" "Bye bye" "Elain..." "Why did you show up so sudden, mom?" "I want to see you" "Did the airlines call you?" "No." "Mrs.Yan" "Who is this silly girl, mom?" "I haVe heart disease." "Your dad worries me" "He wanted me to have a nurse around" "This silly private nurse" "My Chinese name is Li Yefeng" "And Ah Mei is my infant name" "Please don't call me silly girl I see, silly girl" "Get up, get up" "Wake up, come on" "What's the time?" "8:30 a.m." "I won't get up at 1 2:00 usually" "You want to kill me, silly girl" "What are you doing?" "You mom wanted me to wake you up I won't get up even if your mom wakes me up I won't get up even if your mom wakes me up" "whatever, I'm going to spray insecticide" "You want to kill me I was bitten by a bug last night I asked them to do so." "I won't argue with a woman. I gotta go" "Come and have breakfast, Sheng" "To your private nurse, mom" "Eat now I hate eating sausages with fried eggs" "This is the only breakfast I can cook" "Shut up, Sheng" "Mom, can you come out please?" "What?" "Why did you come back?" "To persuade you to get married" "Your son is good at courting girls I can marry one everyday" "But I haVe to marry my Mrs. Right" "Which type of girl do you like?" "is this Rachel Yu?" "I haVe nothing to do in Canada" "And I watched TV and Videos everyday" "She is my favourite actor" "She cries for every scene" "She is tall and slim, only you like her" "She's good to her mother-in-law in movie I'll be happy if you have a wife like her" "Let me court her." "Good boy" "I'll take my driving exam tomorrow ls that so?" "You have no problem I'm anxious" "Don't worry, get in" "Let me try I'Ve learned driving for 200 hours I'm here. 200 hours is enough" "Let Miss Yu drive the car" "Fasten the seat belt" "Seat beat are used by cowards lt's down, I can only drive car with gears I haVen't learned to drive this kind of car" "God!" "Now we have seat belt" "Why don't I fasten it?" "Boss" "How's my driving?" "Good, good" "They're coming" "Shit, I hit someone" "Get out now and see what happened I can't I'll faint if I see the blood" "Damned you" "God!" "It hurts!" "What's wrong with you?" "You're bad." "You knocked him down" "He has two fathers and a mother 9 brothers and sisters." "All rely on him" "He is dying now" "He's the only breadwinner in his family" "Yes!" "For 20 years his mother has been sort of..." "Sort of sandwiched" "For him to study in university" "Don't die!" "The whole family lives on you" "Don't be dead!" "His nose was not broken lt's none of my business" "He thumped against the car like a blind" "Actually, he is a real blind man" "You're blind" "Yes" "He can't see things" "He pretended he was dead" "give you $20 to see doctor" "Fuck you" "What's the big deal with $20?" "Let's go" "tze Yien!" "tze Yien!" "Get up. lf you want to die, just go home" "God!" "My waist!" "Be careful" "You have dropped something" "That's my birthday card for Miss Rachel Yu" "Would you please give her for me?" "No problem" "He's her loyal fan I'm Rachel Yu" "You're Miss Yu lf she's not Yu, will she be Cheng Xiaoyan?" "He is so mean" "Where does he live?" "I'm going to see you" "He lives in Causeway Bay" "You really want to see him?" "Of course" "The one who was hit down didn't call police" "He should be responsible for it" "I'm at your front." "You're safe for sure" "But I won't fear anything but you lf l know who hit me with the ball I'll... ...hit you" "give him back the ball... and treat him" "It's alright, I still got $1 00" "Go lt's alright, I still got my credit card" "Hey, he's here." "over I got you." "over I'm sure everyone knows what to do" "We're used to be extras" "We got you Yes!" "@" "Now we rehearse again" "Good" "Knock the door" "How come it likes a fake one?" "I come here to demolish the house I'm Rachel Yu who knocked you down that day" "It's you!" "You're a bad woman" "Sheng is a blind man" "And you knocked him down" "You're poor, Sheng" "Yes, I'm poor. I'm miserable" "It's the same as the lines in movie" "Please sit down I can sit by myself" "Let me sit down" "Your blood circulation is not good... after the accident." "Don't sit for long" "Are you alright now?" "I guess so" "Why did you lie to her?" "The doctor said his eyesight... has been regained 90%" "Now he has to be treated for 1 more year" "Don't say that I'll pay the treatment fee for you" "You cheat her money" "Why you say that?" "You damned mouth!" "Hold your tongue!" "Wait, you're familiar to me" "You look like an extra... who works at that... low rating TV channel" "Yes, he is extra" "You admit it" "An extra can't have baby?" "Shut up" "Little fatty" "There's no toilet here" "Shit here" "Sheng I don't know how to compensate you" "It's God's will." "No need to feel sorry" "My only wish is to be a friend of you" "We have become friends!" "Really!" "You want to screw me up" "Miss Yu I want to hear your acting in studio" "Okay, you come tomorrow" "Great I'm going to burn your house" "And you'll sleep in the street in winter" "The toilet is broken down. lt's old" "This is senior executive's office" "Sit down" "What show will you on?" "Talk show" "Just chat with the guests" "Mr. Valentine" "Miss Yu" "Thanks for coming." "With pleasure" "Please be seated" "Sheng" "This is Mr. Valentine" "The man with the best taste this year" "Best taste?" "He sucks!" "This one is..." "He is my friend" "He is blind, but he is strong" "He is bad and strong" "Yu, come and look at this trailer" "Help yourself" "You court girl in this way again" "Don't screw me up" "Think about that" "This chick is hard to be dumped I court girls at 4." "No need to teach me lt seems you two have a happy chat" "Miss Yu" "Your friend is not blind I just had a good chat with him" "His eyes are blind but his heart isn't" "He's a promising guy" "Really?" "I'm flattered, Mr. Valentine lt's time" "Come with me" "Let me help him" "Thank you" "Let me remind you, buddy" "This chick is Very romantic" "You need to bring up the mood" "How do you know that?" "You won't have your chance if I want to" "You peeped at me when I was in shower I just bring some pills to your mother" "How come my mom's pills are in my room?" "Why are you so uptight?" "I haVe seen it" "When I lived in Canada I cleaned the Black everyday" "Let me recommend a doctor to you" "What for?" "For your circumcision" "Eat" "Sausages with fried eggs again" "You won't eat definitely." "Of course" "That's great" "I can enjoy my breakfast in my room" "Put down the blanket, mom" "What's going on?" "I want to kill her" "Don't ever to do that" "Do you still think she is poor?" "I'm afraid that she'll hurt you" "She is the first runner-up of women karate in vancouver" "Damn it!" "What's going on between you and Rachel?" "Of course I haVe no problem I'm going to play mahjong with her mother" "Let's play" "But Sheng can't see... lt doesn't matter I had carved the tiles before I can know the tile by touching it" "It's alright, just have some fun" "Boss" "You can know if he can be your son-in-law" "What do you mean?" "One has good temper or not can be seen at mahjong table" "Shit, I like swearing when playing mahjong" "No matter what, I haVe to bear it" "And I'm going to let Rachel's mother win" "Remember, do something when I give signal" "five stick!" "Draw?" "Draw!" "What?" "My tiles are bad" "North" "Spring, one flower, flower again" "Four similar of a kind!" "You even draw the flower." "Not bad lt's nothing I could draw flower when I was 7" "Mine is flower, too" "A forty-thousand." "God!" "I can feel it even I put on gloves I'm sorry. I don't want to do that lt's all of one suit" "But it's a false win" "You're so careless" "How come it's a false win?" "The problem is you'Ve drawn a bamboo suit" "It doesn't matter" "You'll have good luck" "You'll be Very lucky" "Hold it..." "Twenty-thousand I take it" "We'Ve played for 1 2 rounds and I didn't win" "I know you have good tiles" "But I want to take my chance" "One circle" "Young man" "How can you discard that tile?" "I see I still have chance with 1 3 my orphans" "Draw!" "I'm waiting one and four circles" "Drawing?" "I'm sorry lt's none of your business lt's because he can't play mahjong I wonder if you discard one circle" "What's wrong with you?" "Why discard one circle!" "Hey" "Don't let me see him when I play mahjong I..." "He doesn't know how to play mahjong I..." "give me money now" "Damned blind man, win over 3 players" "She lost" "When she discards, don't draw!" "West" "West" "Draw!" "Draw west!" "No, I said the carving of West is beautiful" "Shut up" "Mom" "seven circles" "Thirty Thousand" "Sixty Thousand" "West again" "West, west again" "How come you have two west?" "So what?" "You could draw" "Spare him" "You'd be crazy if you lost many rounds" "Red Dragon tile" "Four circles" "Ninety-thousand" "Twenty-thousand" "What a coincidence!" "West." "I haVe been waiting you" "West" "Four greater blessings, awaiting West" "We know you're fishing West" "But other tiles" "But we don't know..." "He has a bad temper" "Rachel is lucky for not marrying you" "She would be poor if she married you" "Don't be mad, auntie" "forgive him I got pissed off from losing I can't control myself" "Damned you" "Hold it..." "What are you doing?" "Hold it..." "What do you like to eat?" "What are you doing?" "Just give you a hug" "Let me treat you to have seafood I heard that the oyster is good I heard from radio yesterday" "People were poisoned from eating oyster lt's enough" "Hold it I can still hold my anger" "No matter what, I haVe to hold it tonight I'll find someone to beat him tomorrow" "No need, we're here I'm sorry" "You asked me pretend not knowing you" "Didn't you?" "It's you who asked them come" "No" "We don't know him" "Help!" "Go and find some help" "Me" "You don't help." "It must be you to call them" "Okay, I'll help you ls this real?" "It's real" "Beat him" "Don't beat me lt's none of my business" "Help!" "Go now" "Go and help Sheng I'm going to help Sheng, then who help me?" "Boss, let me help you" "Gosh!" "How are you?" "My head and face were hit" "Talk about that later" "Be careful, lie down" "No, I can't I can't catch my breath" "What?" "You can't catch your breath?" "That son of a bitch took my advantage" "We threw out a lot of garlic" "We threw out a lot of garlic" "Chew it in your mouth" "Chew it." "Eat it lt's not tasty." "It's alright I haVe an idea." "believe me" "Really?" "Don't worry" "Let me do that" "You can do it" "What happened to you, mom?" "I'm finding it difficult to breathe!" "Please help my mother to breathe" "Me?" "Yes, do it now" "Sheng, I'm here, don't worry" "Can I do that?" "It's none of my business" "Your mouth stinks!" "My sweet daughter" "Don't ever to go out with guys like that" "He'll kill you" "Open the door" "Shit" "What are you doing?" "Boss" "The cheque you gave us the name on it was wrong" "But I don't know you lt's easy to correct it I'm called Zhang Bengbiao, not Zhang Bengdao I don't know you." "Don't do that to me" "What?" "How can I know?" "You asked us not beating him to death" "No, I don't know" "You're such an asshole I don't want to see you." "Go lt'd be better not to... know a guy like you" "What's the matter, boss?" "How can I know?" "They three are in one gang!" "Go!" "No lt'd be better not to talk lt stinks" "Asshole" "You're Rachel I can see you now" "I can see you, Rachel I can see you" "You can see things" "Must be that punch... that stimulated my nerves" "So I can see now" "Sheng" "Thanks God I'm cured because of you" "I don't know how to pay back you" "Do I look good?" "Do I need to comb my hair?" "No, you head will be combed off" "There" "Thanks" "She is my mother" "This is Miss Rachel Yu" "Miss Yu I'm Ah Mei" "Auntie, Sheng said... you lost touch to each other for 1 8 years" "You just reunited few days ago, did you?" "Rachel is no stranger, mom" "You gave me out" "Because you had no choice I'm happy to see you again" "Yes..." "Yes" "What do you like to eat, Miss Yu?" "It's okay." "The reason why we come is that we want to talk about our wedding" "Great" "Go and get married" "By the end of next month" "Great" "Let me speak my terms first" "First, I won't get married in Hong Kong" "We want to get married in Congo" "But I won't admit Sheng is my husband" "And you're not my mother-in-law" "Second, we two will live together" "We'll see you on every Saturday lt will be cancelled if I don't have time" "Third, I won't have baby I'll take into consideration 1 5 years later" "Fourth, Sheng has no right... to intervene my personal life or make gossip" "Fifth, if we divorce 92.5% of Sheng's share will be mine" "92.5% of Sheng's share will be mine lf you have no question, please sign it" "Sheng lt's not me, mom" "She had talked to her lawyer" "Sign it if you want her to be my wife" "There is one appendix there" "After the marriage" "You should not tell the press in any way in public or unofficial occasion that I'm your daughter-in-law" "Or I'll sue you for slander" "Or I'll sue you for slander" "Are you the Rachel on TV?" "These terms and conditions are protecting my career and my performing life" "You can think about it" "No way lt's you who asked me to court her, mom" "Now you asked me to dump her" "Are you kidding?" "Take some pills lf l have to sign this agreement I'd rather you not to get married" "Mom lt's not easy to dump her" "There are four steps to dating a girl" "Watch, Chase, Date, Dump" "Dumping a girl is the most challenging thing I'm wrong, Sheng" "Do something for it" "Rachel won't let me go" "Rachel won't let me go if she knows that I want to dump her I haVe to think a good solution to it" "Do you have any idea?" "I haVe to find an ugly woman" "And let Rachel know I'm going out with her" "And she will be pissed off" "And we'll break up." "Damn idea" "Where do you find that woman?" "Right, it's easy to find pretty woman" "But it's difficult to find an ugly woman" "Are you invisible?" "She is the one, mom" "God" "Ugly woman" "How's the make-up, Sheng?" "Who is she?" "Ah Mei" "No, no way ls this look alright?" "You have put on a mask" "What are you doing?" "I go with you for your mother's sake I won't go if you're like that" "Shut up" "Get change now" "Or we can't see Rachel" "When you wear contact lens you have to be careful or the lens will be dropped" "What can I do?" "I'm seriously shortsighted" "The lens can't be dropped at the same time lf they were, you would be win in lucky draw" "How can you walk like that?" "She won't be jealous" "Yeah, this is good" "Hold the fingers" "Hurry up" "Shit, I win in lucky draw" "How's that?" "How's that?" "It's cool" "My God!" "Where is she?" "I don't know" "Can't she see that?" "Take ll" "I'm sorry to you I can't stand the temptation I cheated you lt's my fault." "Let me die" "Let me die" "Don't stop me, let me die" "Don't say that." "It's me" "You, how about her?" "Miss Yu, watch your nose" "Valentine" "What are you doing here?" "My contact lens has been dropped I can't see anything" "Why don't you see me home?" "Okay" "Wait" "You want to dump her so quick lt's none of your business I thought you had brains" "But you just use an old method lt's none of your business" "She lost her contact lens" "even you somersault in front of her she can't see that" "Go" "Damn you, glasses dog" "Go, Ah Mei" "What's wrong with you?" "It's over." "You don't need to hold me now" "Let's rehearse for next time" "I don't feel comfortable with this outfit" "Come back, Sheng" "I'm going to play some music" "Don't you want to sleep?" "No, I don't" "Let's play some card games" "We're playing Card Thirteen" "Take off a piece of clothes when you lose" "Will you?" "Good, you will strip yourself" "A flush, take off your clothes" "What are you doing?" "How can you put on this outfit?" "Why not?" "Let's listen to some music" "Great" "What are you doing?" "Why you turn your back on me?" "I don't think you're going to bed right now" "What are you doing?" "Playing cards" "Fine" "We're playing Card Thirteen" "Strip off a piece of garment if you lose" "I quit." "That's all" "Flush" "You are good luck" "Three heads, 4th of second" "And then flush I just have a pair of trousers left" "What about your under-pants?" "I haVen't got them on" "Shit, I thought you were cool l quit" "It needs luck." "But drinking needs capacity" "Do you dare to join our drinking contest?" "Each of us drink two bottles first lf you 're not drunk then drink this bottle" "Alright" "Cheers" "He is heavy." "He is blotto lt's nasty. I'll leave you alone" "Ah Mei, Ah Mei" "Don't leave me" "Ah Mei, Ah Mei" "Don't you know that... I want to tell you what's in my secret heart" "I fall in love with you, Ah Mei" "But I'm a bad man" "You won't forgive me" "How do you know?" "forgive me, Ah Mei" "You're liar ls there a woman in the world doesn't like being cheated by men?" "Whose car?" "Get out and check it out. !" "@!" "@ Okay" "You're back, Sheng" "Let me introduce him to you" "Valentine is ladies' man I ask him to help you" "What?" "Him" "Yes, Uncle Valentine is... your mother's good friend" "Call me uncle. !" "@!" "@Uncle" "What can he do to help me?" "What skills do you have?" "He has been dating girls more than 20 years" "He's more experienced than you" "What does he have?" "When you want to break up with somebody it's more difficult than dating them" "Do you think I don't know that?" "Well, I ain't qualified enough to teach you I defeated you once I just made a careless mistake last time" "Now I'm going to give you one more chance" "What are you two doing?" "It's none of your business, mom" "Bring it on" "You're going out with Rachel Yu lt's easy I'm going to win her... within 72 hours" "Can you do that?" "I want her leave you and go out with me" "Wash toilet for the loser" "Deal" "You go and buy some cleansers" "This kid I will win over him" "You're good these two days I don't need to go shooting" "And you stay with me the whole day I'm pleased to do that" "Why you don't want to... go out with me?" "There are many people outside I want to be alone with you" "Let me answer it" "This is answering machine" "Miss Yu was out for travel" "Please don't call her again" "That's all?" "The telephone I don't want people to disturb us" "That's why I gave your mom's flight ticket to China" "Yan calling Fatty, over" "Do you copy?" "Fatty is watching Valentine" "He is still at home" "He is at home now" "He didn't go out for 2 days" "What?" "He has a deal with me lt's over 48 hours now" "Did anybody come?" "No, I even bugged his phone" "He just called for wonton noodle once lt's strange." "You keep an eye on him" "Call me if something happens." "over" "Just one hour left" "You'll lose, Valentine" "Let's go out and have dinner, Sheng I haVe made some salad for you to eat I'm at home for 3 days. I'll be crazy l want to go out, no matter what" "I'll go out with you after 8 p.m." "Why?" "Don't ask." "After 8 p.m." "We can go anywhere you like" "You must'Ve been upto something real bad" "Go and watch TV" "Alright" "Now comes player No.62 from Canada" "Johnson" "He is a young athlete" "He is 1 9" "Hello!" "Thank you, Mr. Valentine" "You're so kind to call me" "Mr. Valentine, may I remind you to bring a bottle of lemon cleanser I loVe to smell it" "Just one hour left I thought you can do some magic for it lf you can please do it in one hour" "And I'll believe you." "It depends" "No call now" "And no bell now" "Let's see how you can get Rachel I want to tell you, Rachel I fall in love with you for a long time" "But I'm ashamed I don't have guts to tell you" "So I decided to go for a, ... 30 second time-slot on TV to tell you what's in my secret heart" "Rachel" "He's in all the channels." "Turn it off" "Don't!" "I want to watch ln front of 5 million people I want to show my true love to you" "No matter you accept it or not I want to see you" "Or I will carry my regrets to the grave" "Where are you going?" "To find Valentine." "give way" "Rachel!" "Rachel" "Sheng!" "@!" "@!" "@What's going on?" "She just gets in lt's broken. I'm going to find her" "You wait me here" "I thought you wouldn't come" "Why you don't tell me in my face I know I'm no match for Sheng I don't want we three suffer" "So let me be the suffering one" "Valentine" "Put me down, put me down" "Help, help" "Who cry for help?" "leave him alone" "Put me down" "Hang him up there until tomorrow morning lt's raining all night" "It's really raining!" "Shit!" "Help!" "Help!" "I read it from paper" "They filed to France 3 days ago lt's over!" "I'Ve lost my fame!" "You couldn't dump her few days ago" "But now you don't need to think about it" "What do you know?" "If I dump her, she doesn't feel bad" "But now the one who was dumped is me I haVe no face I lost to Valentine" "In fact, you were more likely to lose" "Your words make me mad!" "I want to die!" "Please be seated." "Thank you" "What is it?" "Someone come to see you" "Who?" "Look at him" "How are you?" "Are you alright?" "You're supposed to be in France" "You're right." "But I come back first" "Do you remember... what you said to me" "I said my car..." "Actually your mother asked Uncle Valentine to help you in dumping Rachel" "Mom" "Rachel is a romantic girl" "You two won't be forever" "When I arrived France I introduced a cute boy to her" "And she loved him at first sight" "Then I took my chance to leave her" "Valentine is a good man, Sheng" "Mom, it's enough" "You know, I won't give up until I win" "You have nothing to lose lf l lose I will be a monk" "Alright, I'll give you one more chance" "What's the deal?" "I know the beauty queen Miss Mao Yingying will Visit Hong Kong" "Let's see who can have her first" "Mao Yingying." "Not bad." "Mao Yingying" "She is Queen of Balsam" "Her father is godfather in Chinatown" "He has both money and face" "You must win her heart" "Dad, it's hard for me to get money" "But it's too easy for me to get a girl" "Either you make it" "Or you lose it" "Because my business... suffers a disastrous decline this year" "Look." "Not that bad" "What did you say?" "Oh my god!" "It's terribly bad!" "Now only Mao Yingying's father... can save my business lf you don't become his daughter's husband your dad won't even have bean to eat" "Then I even won't have bean skin to eat" "And I even won't have bean scum" "Therefore, you have to beat down all enemies and get Mao Yingying" "Who is my enemy?" "Sheng and Valentine" "God, not them again" "Tomorrow" "Mao Yingying will throw her birthday party" "And her aunt and guardian will be the hostess" "You must do everything to stop them going to the party" "Do you understand?" "Miss Mao" "You're beautiful" "Bullshit" "Miss Mao" "You're gorgeous" "You're fantastic" "Here" "Thank you I'm warning you lf you do that again I'll scream" "Let's have fun I don't want to have fun with you" "Put on the trousers." "Alright" "Who are you looking for?" "is Mr. Yan Quansheng here?" "Welcome back, Sheng I come here is to ask him to be my master" "You idiot is liar!" "No, I'm not I really want you to be my master" "Since you grabbed my girlfriend last time I realized that you're smarter than me" "So I want you to be my master" "You should know that" "Sit down." "Two of a kind I want to ask you about... the trick of courting girls" "Courting girls?" "Where's the toilet?" "My tummy aches" "Upstairs I'm happy today" "Let me teach you some tricks" "It's gonna make you mortifyingly itchy!" "It's called Wicked and Merciless" "Fix her as you can" "That's all for today's lesson" "You know where to find me I'm going, master" "I haVe a date!" "Let me apply some perfume" "It won't be washed away for a month" "Yes, boss" "My blue Valentine, I am coming" "Did you say it wouldn't be washed away?" "Miss Mao" "Are the guests all here?" "Almost" "Miss Mao?" "!" "@!" "@She is still in upstairs" "Fine, you're Very pretty" "You can go down there now!" "@!" "@Coming" "Come on" "Don't forget your manner I got it. ls that okay?" "All the playboys in Hong Kong are here" "Don't be fooled by them" "Yes, my aunt" "Would you stop your muttering?" "There is no good man in the world" "Your father asked me to be your guardian I won't let you fooled by men I'll give him a punch if you're fooled" "It's Valentine" "What's wrong?" "She doesn't look at me" "They are Valentine and Yan Quansheng" "They are two of the worst men... in today's guests I say they are two of the best" "Let me introduce myself. I'm Valentine" "Nice to meet you." "Help yourself" "Let's go there" "Miss Mao, Miss Mao" "The woman who wears glass is her aunt" "She is the goalkeeper" "See who can goal?" "May I, Miss Mao?" "She is exhausted today" "Why don't you ask Miss Yu?" "Miss Yu's dance is excellent" "I'm sorry, Yingying..." "May I?" "Me..." "Yes, yes" "What's wrong?" "Ask her and not me" "Where are you going?" "May I?" "Me" "Yes" "Sure" "Do you know... it's my birthday party?" "I know" "Why you don't look at me?" "I don't like to compete with others" "And you're not pretty at all" "Your eyes is too big" "Your nose is too straight" "You mouth is too small" "You're too tall" "But add all that up you're not bad" "You're honest I don't want you to be my girlfriend I don't need to tell lies" "Why don't we go out?" "I'm poor I don't believe that" "Your car costs one million lt's not mine lt belongs to my rich dad" "I loVe arts. I hate money I don't believe that" "You don't believe that?" "This is the car key" "Why you throw it away?" "I want you to believe me I'm going to go back by bus" "You..." "Yingying" "You leave your guests and have fun here" "Go back and receive your guests lt doesn't matter. I can do that alone" "Danger" "How come I'm so itchy?" "Do you know Mr. Valentine?" "Yes, I know him well" "Yingying." "Aunt." "They are good men" "Good men?" "They look like monkeys" "No, this music is too cool" "have a good chat" "You don't need to do that" "Tell me what you want I'm sorry" "When do you have time, Miss Mao?" "I want to treat you dinner" "She won't have time until next year I'm sorry" "Son of a bitch, I haVe no face I don't know about it, boss" "Dumb ass" "Excuse me" "You're... I'm Lolento." "I come to this party with him I'm Lolento." "I come to this party with him" "Why you don't show your face?" "I haVe nettle rash" "Nettle rash?" "My goodness!" "Put him in bed now" "Aunt, aunt lt's alright." "He'll be better soon" "Don't come if you're like this" "Go, go" "Cool!" "You're lucky lf Lolanto didn't screw me I would make it" "Not really" "You can get Mao Yingying" "But you can't get her aunt" "This woman hates man" "This woman hates man" "She must hate me" "But from my experience, in fact, she needs men" "Really?" "She hides her passion inside lt's like a bomb" "She is waiting a right man to fire it" "And she'll explode" "You're the right man" "We two are not the right guys to do that" "But we can teach you... to court her" "Who can do that?" "You're robbers" "No, I'm Lolento" "How dare you show up?" "Stop hitting me" "Let's hear their words" "Tell me" "Brothers I know I owe you" "But I want to ask you a favour" "Not again" "No I know that... I'm no match in courting Yingying I beg you" "give up courting Yingying" "You have lost all your dignity" "Why you have to court Yingying?" "My father has failed in business lf l don't become Yingying's husband I'll become a beggar" "You deserve it" "We want somebody to court her aunt" "You want me chase aunt Mao?" "She is just thirty something" "And she is as rich as her brother lt's easier for you to court her" "That's right lf you court her" "We'll teach you without condition lf you want to date girls you must be act like a gentleman" "But look at you, forget it" "What can I do?" "You need to pester her" "Pester" "Women... like to pretend" "She likes you, but she yells at you" "She wants you, but she turns you down" "You have to pester her" "How?" "If she yells at you, imagine she is singing lf she hits you, imagine she is patting" "When she pisses off, you smile" "When she goes, you say goodbye" "When she is mad at you, you kneel down" "When she swears you have to kiss her ass" "Do we need such training?" "You're nothing" "You're dirty and shameless" "You're asshole" "Enough" "You're not thick-skinned enough" "You're not humble enough" "You need to be trained again" "Apply skin thickening cream everyday to thicken your skin" "And you'll become a new man" "Yes, I'll change" "Appearance and manner are important" "Any gesture should be noble" "even a smile" "Smile to me" "Look at your smile" "Look at me" "Look at you." "Smile like that" "How can you be a great lover?" "Smile again" "Eyes are important in fascinating women" "Use your eyes to draw her attention" "Then wherever you go she won't let her eyes off you lt's easy in words" "You show me how to do that" "Watch me" "Look at the glass like I do" "Until it moves" "What?" "I..." "You're useless" "Just slipped out of my hands" "Now is the kissing lesson I like this" "Who practices with me?" "Bottle" "There are balls inside the bottle" "Follow me like this" "Suck them out one by one" "All out." "You're going to make it" "Can you do me a favour, Doctor?" "An urgent case" "I'm going to give a test to you" "Show me lf you can remember how to say I loVe you in different languages." "I remember" "Go" "Cantonese I loVe you" "ChaoZhou dialect I loVe you" "Shanghai dialect I loVe you!" "@" "Japanese I loVe you" "Taiwan dialect I loVe you" "French !" "@ l love you" "German I loVe you" "African sign language" "Forget it?" "Bastard, that's motherfucker" "What a shame!" "I haVe no time to memorize them all" "Copy them two thousand times" "Valentine, Lolento" "Valentine lt's you" "My disciple is like me" "My master is like me" "We are like each other" "But I wonder... if he can have Aunt Mao lt's up to him" "It's up to me" "Do you know me?" "Valentine I'm not Valentine. I'm Lolento" "You're the one with a nattle rash face" "You want to see Yingying?" "Forget it I won't let you see her" "You'Ve got me wrong I want to date you" "Me?" "Yes!" "@ l fall in love with you at first sight I haVe a crush on you I loVe you. I loVe you madly I'm craZy. I'm crazy in love I don't fear women hitting me" "I don't fear women beating me I don't even fear women scratching me" "You're dirty and shameless" "You're a big bad egg" "When you yell at me, imagine you're singing" "When you hit me, imagine you're patting" "Look at my eyes" "What are you doing?" "Let me go" "Don't do that, lecher" "Let me go" "Let me go" "You don't want that?" "Alright" "Don't scratch me hard lt hurts?" "Of course" "Where are you going?" "It's not good here" "Why don't we go to some romantic place?" "Fine, I go up and get changed" "Wait me." "Okay I make it." "Come in" "I make it" "You take care yourself I got it" "You're pretty" "Let's go. !" "@ Okay" "Bye" "Now only we left" "Good." "After you" "You must have tricks when you give way" "This time I let you go first" "Then you're wrong I don't have any trick this time." "Bye" "Come in" "Miss Mao" "Why are you here?" "He dates my aunt." "He is great!" "Where are we going to have dinner?" "Why he comes here?" "Are you going out?" "Then I'm leaving" "Sheng, let's go together" "No, it's my own wishful thinking" "But you're perfect match to Valentine" "Why are you saying that?" "We are friends I haVe no money and no car" "Unless you want to stroll in park" "Yingying is a good girl, Valentine" "Good to her" "I bless you" "Let's have dinner someday" "Kid" "Sheng" "Won't you go out with Valentine?" "I want to go out with you I don't deserve you" "Don't say that I haVe no money and status" "It's not promising if you stay with me" "But I like you" "No matter what, you really want to stay with me?" "Yes" "This room is artistic" "What's wrong?" "It's a bit dirty" "Sit down." "Let me get some water to you" "Don't look at this picture" "Remember, don't look at it" "God!" "You have looked at it I'm in shame I'm really in shame" "Why are you in shame?" "You don't blame me" "Why I blame you?" "Yingying" "You can eat it after 3 minutes I can wait even it's in 3 hours" "Hi!" "leave me alone I'll go after I wash the dishes" "She is... I'm nothing I'm Mrs. Yan's private nurse" "Don't worry" "Didn't you told me you were not here?" "Am I bothering you?" "Fine, bye" "My bet with Valentino is not over yet" "Come on" "Let's go out and have dinner" "What about the noodles?" "There is a wonton noodle stall here lt's cheap and delicious" "Why your dad wants to see me so sudden?" "I don't know." "But he said..." "everything must be done fast" "What is he like?" "He is a powerful man." "Here he comes" "My daughter mentioned about you thousand times" "My daughter mentioned about you thousand times I like young man like you I like young man like you" "So do I" "You maybe wrong, boss" "What?" "I won't get wrong lf l'm wrong, it's your fault." "Yes I like you because you're poor" "Do you know that?" "I was poor when I was young I didn't even have money to buy rice wine" "But I haVe ambition and pride I haVe brotherhood and heroic spirit" "And he has breath, too" "Tell him." "What else do I haVe?" "You have talent in writing, boss" "You have strength in singing" "You have skills in diving" "And...he had hernia last year" "What?" "I'm glad that you date my daughter" "Daddy!" "Isn't he dating you?" "If you make my daughter upset I will disarm you" "Go get married next week" "So soon!" "What?" "No, I also think about that" "Closer, away a bit" "Away a bit" "Mr. Mao" "You're here, dad" "Can I?" "Yes, you can" "Cheese" "You look different, aunt" "He also looks different I'Ve cooked some soup for you, honey" "You have to finish it" "Animal dick soup again?" "No" "What?" "You don't do what my sister told you" "No, I haVe it now" "You're killing me" "Why?" "You get married with aunt Mao" "Your father didn't go bankruptcy" "She needs sex so much. I'll be dead soon" "You're better than me" "Yingying's father treats me like a puppet" "Aunt" "Let's go downstairs and choose the slides" "No one is down there." "We can take our time" "Not again." "Let's go" "Bye, dead man" "What are you doing here?" "To congratulate you I really lose this time" "Needless to say" "Take your love for fun to win the game" "Does it worth to do it?" "I'm sure you don't love Yingying" "Think about the one you love lt's none of your business" "Your mother asked me to help you" "Didn't expect you to screw up things like this" "Would you stop your bullshit?" "Listen up if you like to lt's your loss... to give up a good girl like Ah Mei" "Welcome back, Sheng" "You're getting married tomorrow" "Don't bother me" "I just come to work" "Sheng, Sheng" "Ah Mei quitted the job" "She went back to Canada" "What happened?" "I don't know" "Go ask her, go" "Ah Mei, look" "Ah Mei, Ah Mei" "Where are you going?" "move" "Come on" "What are you doing?" "Cop, get down" "Don't look and move" "You listen to me" "What do you want?" "Why are you leaving?" "is that because of me?" "No" "Because of my mother?" "leave me alone" "You're getting married tomorrow" "Do you want to fool me until tomorrow" "Let me explain to you, Ah Mei I said get down" "Why?" "Because I'm cop" "You're cop." "Then who am I?" "You..." "Sir, it's just kidding" "Get down" "Take a bath at home and then go for wedding" "Where is Ah Mei going?" "I don't know" "Let's have some tea I don't want to have tea" "What do you want to eat?" "Sausages with fried eggs" "You're getting married today." "Don't do that I understand now, mom" "The one I loVe is Ah Mei, not Yingying I want to find her" "Who bailed you out, son?" "Go to my place now" "Why not the church?" "The church said boss is notorious" "We're not allowed to get in" "No problem. I had found you a priest" "To hold the ceremony, let's go" "Mr. Mao, I want to..." "What?" "I want to change the date" "What?" "I remember" "You're man." "You have nothing to worry" "Tell him" "He flees" "Don't worry" "My daughter won't be a widow" "have a candy!" "What can I do, Valentine?" "Don't worry I'm going to find Ah Mei and get Sheng out" "Congratulation" "Thank you" "Boss" "Would you hold the wedding ceremony?" "How is that?" "God won't forgive you" "Which gang does God belong?" "I'll take him if he intervenes" "Congratulation" "Welcome you, Valentine" "Take care of it" "Please" "My friends has come" "What to do now?" "I just congratulate you" "Don't make joke now" "Cut the crap." "Hold my hand" "Okay I haVe two big presents for you I haVe business to do." "Bye" "Okay lt's time." "Let's go" "Ah Mei will take flight at 3 p.m." "If you love her, hide in the present that I gave you" "What?" "Please open the bible" "Be quick" "We now..." "Just ask my daughter will she marry him" "Will you marry him?" "Yes I'm going to cook some soup for you tonight" "I don't need it now" "Will you marry her?" "Say it!" "Say it!" "I'm sorry" "Ah Sheng" "Get him." "Get hold of him" "This could well be a refusal" "Well, I can deny too" "Come back" "God forgive me" "Wait" "Come on" "What's that box?" "Brother, I don't care" "Get him now I'm gonna castrate him" "You can do what you like except that thing" "Alright" "You, dispatch a car right away to chase him" "You, call killers" "We go in different way" "Stop!" "Stop the car now" "It's broken" "Get out" "How can you so fast?" "People with good skill won't drop their trousers" "What's wrong?" "You're late" "Why're so few people chasing us?" "Maybe they are all what Mao's father has got" "What's that noise?" "Seems like it's many men" "is that so?" "I don't care how many people lf we pump gasoline into the car maybe it can move faster than him" "If we had gasoline" "What if we have no gasoline?" "I'm frightened" "Go" "Where would we escape to?" "There is a stadium over there" "You can't escape from me lt's like a kind of cliche" "You said the same thing to other godfathers" "Now you said that to us lf you beat this ten men down I'll let you go" "You're stupid l won't go away if I can do that" "Yes I'm a fair guy" "They have bats in their hands I'm going to give you two bats" "Fair?" "We won't be sad if the world is fair lt's too much" "Bat with nails ls this a bat?" "Take your time" "Alright" "I haVe a bat" "Throw it to me" "Okay" "Then I don't have my chance" "No one would hit a fella already down!" "I agree with you" "Quick, what shall we do?" "Run" "Great" "Try the bats" "Run!" "If I don't fight against them" "How would I know how great I'm in fighting!" "Mao's father is out there" "Oh yes!" "We have been beat down, boss" "Do you want to have a look?" "Get in" "It's alright" "It's a trap" "Lock it in this way" "Let us out!" "Sorry, I can't!" "Bye !" "@" "Go" "give me the candy I don't feel good without candy." "No way" "2:50 p.m." "It's time." "Come on" "Shit!" "She's gone" "is there any flight to Canada at 3 p.m.?" "is there?" "Fried chicken, eat it" "You're still here?" "Valentine had told me" "You have to know that from Valentine?" "Promise me one thing" "What?" "never go out with other girls lt's easy I won't even look at them" "But a foreign chick isn't a girl, is it?" "I'll never do it again!"