"?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "Antique Shop Yamatai" "The egg of the Legendary Phoenix?" "Shining Light" "Indeed!" "The legendary Phoenix egg is a magic charm for martial artists." "The owner of the egg can master the arcane sword attack:" "Ho'óken!" "The "Sword of the Phoenix" attack!" "I'll buy it!" "You'd better not." "What?" "You won't sell it?" "No ordinary man can utilize the Ho'óken!" "Even if you slapped me with a wad of bills I would never sell it!" "Sold!" "Sold!" "The frightening powers of the Sword of the Phoenix..." "What variety of attack could it be?" "And then there's that shop owner's strange warning." "Listen!" "If you are that intent to have it, I must sell it." "However, there is one thing you must never do!" "That is never put the fool thing on your head!" "Shut up!" "Never do it!" "No need to worry!" "No one here is fool enough to put it on one's head." "Hey!" "Heads up!" "Yo!" "Upperclassman Kuno!" "Sorry about that!" "Master Kuno!" "Master Kuno!" "Give that back, you boorish brute!" "Master Kuno!" "Don't get mad!" "Here." "It's yours!" "M-Master Kuno!" "W-W-What have you done?" "!" "I'm not responsible!" "Don't blame me!" "What's wrong?" "Curse you!" "You did what is forbidden!" "T-The Phoenix is hatching!" "The Phoenix?" "It hatched!" "The legendary Phoenix has hatched!" "What is this ugly runt?" "What's that for?" "Y-You..." "Butt-ugly bird!" "An opening!" "I defeated him!" "I easily defeated Ranma Saotome!" "Can this be the power of the legendary Sword of the Phoenix?" "And I've mastered it!" "Sword of the Phoenix?" "Learn from this experience!" "Abandon your evil ways, or else!" "Farewell!" "Farewell, I say, Ranma Saotome!" "Why don't you just GO, then!" "?" "So you came home with it!" "Here, Father." "Thank you, Kasumi." "So that's a Phoenix chick?" "How cute!" "This attached creature is trying my endurance!" "That's my line!" "Here you go, Sis." "Here." "My eternal gratitude." "I wonder why it's so attached to Ranma?" "It must be in love with him." "Don't even joke about that!" "No, she may have hit the nail on the head." "Perhaps you know the word "imprinting?"" "Imprinting?" "Yes, like this." "Grind, grind." "Father, that's an "implement."" "Bingo!" "That's the one!" "I've got an all-Pong hand!" "I'm so happy!" "Father!" "Your win is "impending."" "Kasumi, you're doing "improvisation!"" "So what is "imprinting?"" "A newly hatched chick believes its first sight is its mother and attaches itself." "So the Phoenix believes its first sight is its enemy." "Therefore it will continually attack." "What?" "The chick and owner become one, to attack their mortal enemy." "So THAT'S the secret of the Sword of the Phoenix!" "The Phoenix has imprinted on Ranma." "And that means..." "Akane Tendo, our date begins now!" "Where's the connection there?" "Uncle Genma, eating like that is "improper."" "Fool!" "You cannot defeat me." "I'm invincible now!" "What?" "Akane Tendo is mine!" "He only protects himself from Ranma's attacks." "I see!" "That was the "implication."" "I get it." "So that's the story!" "Okay!" "I'll get him back for all the pain that thing's put me through!" "Upperclassman Kuno!" "It's the pigtailed girl!" "Upperclassman!" "Pigtailed girl!" "Prepare to meet your maker, you stupid bird!" "Pigtailed girl!" "The bird knew it was Ranma, even when he's a girl." "Somethin' has come between the love that Kuno and I share!" "It's that... bird!" "I cannot rush into your arms while that bird exists!" "You have to dump it!" "But this bird is..." "Who will you chose?" "The bird or me?" "!" "l-I will..." "Well?" "Well..." "Well?" "Well..." "Well?" "A stakeout?" "How "imposing."" "I'm sorry." "Forgive me, pigtailed girl." "You..." "You love the bird that much?" "It can't be that Kuno intends to dump Ranma." "I..." "I..." "I cannot put aside either of you!" "That hurts!" "Stay away!" "He should never have become a girl." "Listen, I cannot lie!" "Here." "They are such pains in the rear!" "These are my true feelings!" "Geez!" "This is crazy!" "I can't stand bein' chased by that thing!" "It's wearin' me out!" "I wish it would just leave me alone!" "What?" "What's with you?" "Don't go following' me in here!" "Forgive me, pigtailed girl!" "This cursed Phoenix on my head forced me here against my will!" "You're the creep who opened the door!" "Pigtailed girl, even if we wished to be parted, destiny joins us!" "We have no choice." "Let us bathe together!" "Where's the logic in that!" "?" "S-Save me!" "Ryoga!" "Geez!" "This time you must admit defeat, Ranma." "What?" "You have no chance of winning!" "Look at this combination of bird and Kuno." "It's perfectly suited to defeat you!" "Is that true, Ryoga?" "Ranma could never win, right?" "Then Ranma will be under attack for the rest of his life?" "Ryoga, there's gotta be an option here." "There is but one way!" "Who's that?" "He's the owner of the antique shop." "Once the bird leaves the nest, the imprinting will disappear." "YOU'RE the fool who sold Kuno this disaster-waitin'-to-happen!" "Calm down!" "Anyway, just hold out for a while." "It will cure itself." "Then, how long will it take until it leaves the nest?" "About a hundred years." "I can't wait that long!" "This scroll contains the formula for a pill." "This pill speeds up the Phoenix's maturation." "How much?" "One million yen." "Discounted to one hundred yen." "Sold!" "So all we have to do is make the pills." "No, don't!" "Okay, open wide and say, "ahhh."" "Now say, "ahhh."" "No one would eat that." "llll" "Eat it!" "Here!" "Isn't it delicious?" "You idiot!" "Stop it!" "Somebody hold it down!" "Water!" "We need water!" "Hey!" "What do you think you're doin', Pop?" "!" "Quit your yelling." "You're not coming back until the Phoenix leaves its nest!" "Ucchan's" "They did that to Ranma-honey?" "Exactly." "I figured that you would be the only person who could help him." "And so I came to beg for your assistance." "Well, if Ranma-honey's asking I'll do it!" "Truly?" "I couldn't expect anything less from Ranma's fiancée!" "How envious I am!" "Cat Cafe" "I do it!" "I happy to cook pill for Ranma!" "So you agree to do it?" "That's Ranma's future bride for you!" "He'll be so proud!" "I work real hard!" "So now you know the fear of the Sword of the Phoenix!" "Pigtailed..." "I wonder if Ranma's all right?" "Imagine being attacked by that bird all night..." "I feel sorry for him." "Ranma?" "Ranma?" "Ranma!" "Akane Tendo!" "You are here to assure yourself of my well-being!" "Don't you know how early it is?" "I accept your love!" "Akane Tendo!" "Akane?" "Hey, why is it attacking' you?" "I don't know!" "Our eyes met a minute ago, and the Phoenix suddenly..." "I understand!" "The Legendary Phoenix imprints on a new person each time it wakes up!" "We aren't your science project!" "I get it!" "It's payback time!" "I did it!" "Ranma!" "Ranma-honey!" "I bring Phoenix medicine you want!" "Ranma-honey, I did it!" "I made your Phoenix medicine!" "Phoenix medicine?" "Ranma?" "That idiot!" "Akane Tendo!" "Master Ranma!" "The two ladies prepared the pills." "Why don't we feed the Phoenix?" "That will allow the two of you to live happily ever after!" "What an idiot!" "I am revived!" "...then again, maybe he's right." "Ranma Saotome!" "You insist on interfering in my romance of Akane Tendo!" "Upperclassman Kuno." "You can take this however you like but I'm gonna force that ugly bird to leave its nest!" "Shampoo do not understand situation!" "I get the feeling we were just being used!" "T-That's absolutely untrue!" "It's nothing like that!" "The Phoenix will never eat your dubious foodstuffs!" "Machine gun shot!" "Fool!" "Your attacks are useless, Ranma Saotome!" "Damn!" "I can't find an opening!" "Now I'll just have to take my chances!" "Akane Tendo!" "Akane, you be the bait, and get Kuno's attention." "When his guard goes down, I'll feed these pills to the bird!" "It's my Delayed-Reaction Good-Bait-Gets-Big-Fish attack!" "If that's your plan, then..." "Akane Tendo!" "...do it yourself!" "Pigtailed girl!" "Now!" "What a magnificent delaying strategy!" "What th...!" "l-I can't see!" "I can't." "Akane!" "We'd get skewered by somethin' that big!" "No way!" "You idiot, Ranma!" "What do you think you're doing?" "This is no time for cowardice!" "Do something!" "Ryoga!" "Ranma!" "We have to run!" "What was that?" "It attack us!" "Master Kuno!" "I just remembered the most important part!" "Legend has it, when a Phoenix hatches on a man's head it will become violent and attack anyone it sees." "You're kidding!" "What awful thing!" "You might have mentioned that just a tad sooner." "I had a premonition." "What's happening here?" "Ohmigod." "The little birdie has grown so nice and big!" "We'll have to try a simultaneous attack!" "Let's go!" "When you be attacked you gotta fight back!" "Here it comes!" "We just have to feed it pills, right?" "I can't see!" "Eat this!" "Here I go, Ranma-honey!" "This not hurt me!" "I'm not done yet!" "Now, Akane!" "We did it!" "Akane!" "Thank you, Shampoo!" "Akane, you gain weight." "Look!" "Oh, my!" "What th...!" "...heck's that?" "It seems that our time has come, Saotome!" "We mustn't allow any more innocents to suffer!" "Owchie!" "Keep up with me, Ryoga!" "Tamanoyu Public Baths" "Oh no!" "What?" "Coming through!" "Curses!" "Here it comes!" "Now!" "Do it Ryo" "Do it Ryoga!" "Leave it to me!" "Was this the right thing to do?" "Isn't it supposed to leave the nest now?" "We don't have a single pill left!" "Master Kuno!" "Nobody wants your free-associations!" "This must be..." "It's leaving the nest!" "What an incredible bird!" ""A bird that defiles its own nest..."" "Master Kuno!" "Master Kuno!" "Bye bye birdie!" "My poor Master Kuno!" "Who would have thought you could be brought to this low state!" "Where is the Legendary Phoenix?" "Your head..." "It's stuck." "Look at this!" "That's..." "Shining Light" "It laid an egg!" "It was female!" "Farewell!" "Sis." "I must seal this away!" "I'll buy it!" "S-Sold!" "Y-You guys!" "Farewell!" "Okay." "I lose!" "You win, Sis." "Farewell!"