"(CRICKETS CHIRPING)" "(SIGHS)" "(SIGHS)" "you don't have to search the world for the perfect gift." "Handmade in the tradition of ancient artists." "♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!" "It's new Chia Pets." "Chia cow and Chia lion cub." "spread the seeds..." "MAN: call roll." "Mr. Akaka." "(STAR-SPANGLED BANNER PLAYS)" "ANNOUNCER: resident of a Sandpiper Crossing facility" "you may be eligible to receive compensation." "Residents of some Sandpiper Crossing or similar retirement communities may have been overcharged for goods and services." "the law offices of Davis  Main are working to help those who have been overcharged by their retirement communities." "call Davis  Main at 505-242-7700." "That's 505-242-770... (INHALES DEEPLY)" "(SIGHS)" "(SNIFFS)" "(BOWL CLATTERS)" "Uh!" "(BRAKES SQUEAL)" "(GEARSHIFT CLICKS)" "(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)" "(LOCK DISENGAGES)" "(SPRINGS CREAK)" "(SIGHS)" "(WATER RUNNING)" "(SPITS)" "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "KIM:" "You've reached Kim Wexler." "Please leave a message." "(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)" "JIMMY: ♪ Someday you'll see me" "♪ Floatin' in the sunshine" "♪ My head sticking' out from a low flying' cloud" "♪ You'll hear me call you" "♪ Singin' through the sunshine" "♪ Sweet and clear as can be" "♪ Bali Ha'i will whisper" "♪ On the winds of the sea your special island!" "come to me!"" "♪ Bali ha'i" "♪ Bali ha'i" "(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) ♪ Bali ha'i" "(NORMAL VOICE) All right." "There you go." "That completes our week-long tour of South Pacific." "You're welcome." "Tomorrow we begin our exploration of the Carpenters' catalog." "I am open to requests." "That's right." "All you gotta do is call me." "Anytime." "All right?" "Uh..." "Bye." "Call me." "Mrs. Nguyen." "Boundaries." "MRS. NGUYEN:" "Why are you here?" "You lose that job already?" "I should be so lucky." "You don't like your job?" "Boo-hoo." "Poor baby." "some people work for a living." "No one gives us free cars." "So why you here?" "This place is paid up." "I'm within my rights as your legal tenant." "That's all you need to know." "Do I smell coffee?" "Have you got a pot on?" "Why?" "(SIGHS) How about a fill-up?" "You can afford to buy your own!" "the faster I'm out of here." "(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)" "ladies." "(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)" "Son of a... (SIGHS) Ugh." "(SEAT BELT CLICKS)" "(ENGINE STARTS)" "(TELEPHONES RING IN BACKGROUND)" "You haven't unpacked yet?" "Uh..." "Kevin and Paige are here." "Absolutely." "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) I did not ask him to step in on my behalf." "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "guys!" "Sorry for the wait." "Not a problem." "Hi." "So good to see you again." "Howard." "Kim." "Kevin." "great to see you." "Please have a seat." "Thank you." "how's your grandson?" "Out of control." "Just running circles around all of us." "(BRAKES SQUEAL)" "(GEARSHIFT CLICKS)" "(SIGHS)" "(CAR DOOR CREAKS)" "(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)" "(SIGHS)" "Hello." "Can I help you?" "You know why I'm here?" "He needs an answer." "(INHALES DEEPLY)" "I'm gonna have to say no." "You sure about that?" "I am." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(KEYS CLATTER LIGHTLY)" "(SIGHS)" "(BAG THUDS)" "(BAG RUSTLING)" "(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)" "(DOOR CLOSES) the defense has made the very reasonable request a signed HIPAA release so that we can examine the records ourselves." "our clients' medical records have no bearing on the merits of this case." "The medical records are plainly relevant as they bear directly on our contention that the plaintiffs are not adequate class representatives." "nothing more." "How so?" "Many of our clients have information in their medical records that they prefer to keep private. at the thought of a bunch of strangers poking around in their personal files. the defense is banking on them simply dropping out of the case." "this is about class certification." "That's all." "If the named plaintiffs are suffering from dementia or other mental deficiencies..." "You're saying they're incompetent?" "I'm saying we have a right to any record that would speak to their competency as regards this class certification issue." "then. then the residency contracts they signed with Sandpiper couldn't have been entered into knowingly." "that is not what we..." "KIM:" "The defense wants to claim that their residents are competent enough but too incompetent to sue." "So which is it?" "Many of the residents signed their contracts years ago." "they were perfectly competent. especially when we're talking about elderly individuals." "Or maybe Sandpiper preyed on mentally incompetent seniors and bilked them out of their money." "Ms. Wexler..." "I am simply trying to defend our clients from bullying by the defense. this is a standard request granted in every case of its kind." "This is not about bullying." "Granting this invasion of privacy allows our clients to be doubly victimized." "Your Honor. but I would like to review the pleadings and briefs again." "I'll have my decision for you shortly." "Adjourned." "I'm gonna meet you back at the office." "Ms. Wexler?" "Hey." "good work in there." "Thanks." "But I'm pretty sure I lost." "Of course you did." "It's an unwinnable position." "That's why your boss didn't bother showing up." "and I admire that." "Thank you." "What are you doing for lunch?" "probably just grabbing something from the vending machines." "Oof." "We can do better than that." "sir." "Sean?" "Very well." "Can I get some drinks for you two?" "Your usual Moscow Mule?" "Absolutely." "You want one?" "Best Moscow Mule in the city." "the works." "That's very vintage." "But I'm good." "Just an iced tea." "Ah." "You sure?" "then." "I'll be the sole degenerate who's drinking in the middle of the workday." "is vintage." "(CHUCKLES)" "I'll get those started." "Mmm." "what?" "Ten years?" "Uh..." "Yeah." "Last August." "And you started in the mail room?" "I did." "I was six years there." "How did you know that?" "I asked around." "It's a small town." "It sounds like you certainly paid your dues." "I was very fortunate." "HHM put me through law school while I worked." "That's great that they foster talent like that." "And I imagine you're paying it off as part of your deal?" "happily." "It's a pretty standard arrangement. it sure did bring back some old memories for me." "anyway." "Yeah?" "I was a year out of law school and I was finally put on my first big case." "This huge employment discrimination suit." "That thing kept us in billing for a decade. and I find out I'm second chair to one of the partners on the preliminary hearing." "This is it!" "This is what will define the rest of my career." "the hearing's getting closer and closer." "I even get this new suit that I can't afford." "I split it over three credit cards." "I'm probably still paying it off to this day." "(CHUCKLES) and in walks the opposing counsel." "There's four of them." "One senior partner and three high-level associates." "These guys have been litigating longer than I've been alive." "But I think... "Hmm." "it'll be fine." "waiting for my boss to show." "And I'm waiting." "And I'm waiting." "and I realize that no one from my firm is coming." "It's just me." "then." "This is the moment." "And I get up there and I argue like my life depended on it." "I'm sweating and I'm citing statutes left and right." "And I'm doing okay." "Respectable." "But I'm just a BB gun to these four howitzers." "of course." "It was inevitable." "it hit me that my boss never intended to show." "And they all laughed about it." "said it was my trial by fire. it never really sat well with me." "You want them to have your back." "it wasn't about proving my mettle." "My boss had a tee time that he didn't want to miss." "I wasn't there long." "Could I ask why we are here?" "(CLEARS THROAT)" "I've had my eye on you for a while." "Since that Kettleman thing." "It was an excellent deal you got for him." "And I'm wondering why someone who can put together a deal like that is arguing a losing position with no backup." "I have no complaints about HHM." "Schweikart  Cokely would be more than happy to put your talents to good use." "I... but we think you would be a great fit." "but there's clearly an ethical issue here." "we'd take you off Sandpiper." "we wouldn't be expecting any information about HHM's strategy." "diversified firm." "And just think what you can do with our resources and the freedom to really spread your wings." "That's..." "I owe a lot to HHM." "Your tuition debt?" "We could take care of that." "That's very generous." "you think about it. and we'll set up a meeting with the rest of the senior partners." "I'm talking partner track." "hmm?" "Mr. Schweikart." "Are we ready to order?" "(ENGINE SHUTS OFF)" "(KEYS JINGLE)" "(LOCK DISENGAGES)" "(DOOR CREAKS)" "(REMOTE CLICKS) for the gourmet Quick Chop." "easiest and safest way mince or dice any vegetable." "Guaranteed." "Here's how it works." "and you've got finely shredded cabbage in seconds." "For crunchy coleslaw." "Tap again and chop celery... for a delicious stir-fry." "(GRUNTS)" "It even works on your tougher vegetables." "Like potatoes." "Make home fries with just one tap." "Get down. (GROANS)" "Get down." "Quick Chop peels and chops it with just a tap." "Keep tapping for freshly minced garlic." "(MAN GROANING)" "combined with the rotating action." "and never misses a thing." "and you've got sliced onions for burgers." "and you've got..." "What's the message?" "000." "It took two guys to tell me that?" "We were just supposed to scare you." "That's all." "Then try harder next time." "Get out." "It has the power to chop nuts." "pecans." "The Quick Chop even has the muscle to crush ice." "Get out." "Call now and you'll get Quick Chop for $14.99." "But that's not all!" "We'll also include the grater and the gripper free." "Remove the blades and it instantly converts..." "(SIGHS)" "(TELEPHONE RINGS IN BACKGROUND)" "(KNOCK ON DOOR)" "Julie." "Come on in." "I've got those Sandpiper documents." "just put them anywhere." "Howard asked if you could go through them now." "It's 1:15." "I was just about to grab some lunch." "Yeah." "He needs them done by 2:30 so he can draft a letter." "I brought these." "Figured I could petty cash a lunch order for you." "I got accounting to approve that new fancy salad place." "MIKE:" "Kaylee." "come on." "Not too far from the side." "Pop-Pop." "Hmm." "(CHUCKLES)" "When are we going home?" "What?" "You don't like it here?" "It's okay." "It's okay"?" "You've got a pool." "What more do you want?" "I guess." "You guess?" "You guess?" "Well..." "You want to come out of there?" "No!" "I'm staying." "you want me to come in there and get you?" "I can't have you in a pool that's only "okay." "(LAUGHING) It's good!" "It's good!" "(LAUGHS)" "You sure?" "You sure?" "I'm sure!" "it's time to come out now." "Just a few more minutes!" "No." "You do what Pop-Pop says." "before you turn into a prune." "(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SIGHS)" "Miss?" "The gentleman would like me to let you know that your next drink is on him." "Just let me know when you're ready." "I'm ready." "I wasn't sure that was gonna work." "(CHUCKLES)" "Don't tell me that's the first time you've done that." "what kind of return on investment are you getting on these drinks?" "Mmm." "None as pretty as you." "man. (CHUCKLES)" "(BOTH LAUGH) by the way." "Giselle." "what do we have?" "(SIGHS)" "Residency contract for Abigail Hildreth." "Abigail Hildreth." "And what's the date on that?" "1999." "1999." "And do we have the corresponding deposition for Mrs. Hildreth?" "Yes." "(SIGHS)" "(CLEARS THROAT)" ""A watched pot never boils"?" "Oh." "Here it is." "Thank you." "See?" "I've got her down as item 12." "September 15th." "September 15th." "Fifteenth of September." "September 15th." "September 15th." "item number 45." "(CELLPHONE VIBRATING)" "Jimmy?" "Oh!" "It's my grandma." "She's old." "I'll be right back." "Kim?" "How fast can you get downtown?" "Santa Fe downtown?" "Albuquerque." "Why?" "I'm at the bar at Forque." "And I've got a live one on the hook." "(CHUCKLES)" "I'm on my way." "What's the shot?" "DALE:" "Definitely two or three." "KIM:" "You don't think they do?" "They could." "but they don't have to." "(KIM LAUGHS) but I don't understand why that's an issue." "You can always go back." "DALE:" "Yeah." "Yeah." "(KIM LAUGHING)" "Viktor!" "There you are!" "So sorry I'm late." "I had to put out a few fires." "No problem." "I made a new friend." "how you doing?" "Dale." "Thanks for keeping sis company." "My pleasure." "You need a drink." "Let's get you a drink." "Dale?" "I'm an engineer." "with the hat?" "idiot." "An engineer-engineer." "Not an "engineer." Dale builds things." "mostly." "I don't actually build them." "that's cool." "Yeah." "though." "Right?" "Nothing stopping you." "I guess I could." "as far as I know." "You are such a brat!" "Why the good mood?" "Did it go well today?" "Please tell me it went well." "it went well." "very?" "Beyond our wildest..." "Yeah." "(LAUGHING) Whoo!" "How many of these has she had?" "baby!" "Dale!" "Giselle." "January issue." "Giselle." "Please." "Dale's a good guy." "He's not gonna do anything." "You're boring the man." "not really." "Thank you." "I'm off to the little girl's room." "okay?" "(SIGHS)" "She's something." "Yeah." "Giselle was telling me you two are starting a business?" "What exactly did she tell you?" "nothing much." "Just something about a dotcom." "Some way for people to hook up with each other using the Internet? but she was talking out of school." "Oh." "Oh." "We're full up on this thing." "okay." "we gotta go public." "And I'm just..." "No. (CHUCKLES)" "We cannot take anyone else on." "No offense." "it's okay." "Yeah." "No worries." "(BRAKES SQUEAL)" "(LOCK DISENGAGES)" "Spread your arms." "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "No." "(NACHO SPEAKING SPANISH)" "He's got a gun." "I don't care about the gun." "you go to the district attorney." "And you explain to him that my nephew's gun was yours." ""Why you didn't say anything before?" "You tell him you forgot." "You were rattled." "I don't give a shit." "But it's your gun." "Let's discuss my payment." "000 for you." "000." "How about your payment is you get to live?" "Not enough." "You think you can negotiate with me?" "my nephews go to a certain motel." "Pay a visit to your daughter-in-law and your little granddaughter." "What do you think happens then?" "Consider your position carefully. or neither of us walk out of here." "You're willing to die for this?" "000 more than you do." "(LAUGHING)" "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "How you manage to live so long with a mouth like that?" "Hmm?" "000." "And the gun is yours." "(CRICKETS CHIRPING)" "(VEHICLE DOOR OPENS)" "(VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES)" "He sent you?" "I volunteered." "Only safe way for us to talk." "(DOOR CREAKS)" "You really pushed it in there." "That thing we did?" "we're both dead." "right?" "What thing we did?" "000." "What for?" "We made a deal." "I didn't hold up my end." "Your problem is coming back sooner than we expected." "You gonna cash that?" "I might know a guy who can help." "It's better as a souvenir. a touch happier this morning." "Maybe a smidge?" "Possibly?" "I am." "I'm totally happy." "Why wouldn't I be?" "uh..." "I had a job offer." "Really?" "From where?" "Schweikart  Cokely." "Seriously?" "Rich Schweikart said that they would even pay off my law school loans." "That's great!" "Please let me be there when you tell Howard." "Please." "So why the sad puppy eyes?" "you don't want that job?" "right?" "(SCOFFS) It's a huge firm." "You get out from under Howard's thumb." "Right." "Exactly." "HHM is looking more and more like a dead end for me anyway." "Exactly." "So what's the problem?" "I just... (CHUCKLES)" "I don't know." "I keep thinking of you floating in that pool." "but I got in the way." "What are you talking about?" "You took the Davis  Main job because of me." "I took that job because it was the right decision." "A steady pay check?" "Done." "five square feet?" "Boom." "A car that's all one color?" "Nailed it." "(CHUCKLES) I'm good." "I got what I wanted." "And you?" "With this Schweikart thing?" "You could have everything you ever wanted." "What's not to love about that?" "Yeah." "What's not to love?" "(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)" "(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)" "(SEAT BELT CLICKS)" "(ENGINE STARTS)"