"Puag, Meak, Koa-start digging, now!" "I'll make a love potion from the pregnant-dead." "Hey Muek, what's wrong with you?" "Holding a big Buddha like that, how can you work?" "Put it down." "Oh Master, the south village graveyard is haunted by a lot of ghosts." "You have a big Buddha and you are still afraid?" "Look at his neck." "He has also got 12 small ones." "Only 6, dumb ass!" "You double vision freak!" "What?" "Leave him alone, Koa." "Are you having a knock on your back door?" "Go!" "Go!" "Go shit in the woods." "You fart that foul smell again." "So disgusting." "Go!" "Let them dig ahead." "I'm going to poo poo, Master." "Are his bowels rotten or what?" "Can we both go home now?" "You two are the ones who can dig." "You can't go." "Buddha please come and keep a lookout for me." "I can't hold it any longer." "Master!" "Master, we found her!" "What's wrong with you guys?" "Damn it." "What are you screaming for?" " Puag, it's me." " Screw you." "What's the matter with you?" "Hey, Muek go!" "Go bring her up." "Why me?" "It's so unfair." "Everything!" "I have to do everything!" "Budhang, Dhummung, Sangkang..." "Please Buddha, don't fall asleep." "Please look after me." "It's so heavy." "Master, I help you even though I'm so afraid." "Oh it drips." "Wipe it out, Master." "Back off!" "I'll do it myself." "Master!" "Master!" "Master!" "Help!" "Help!" "Look Master!" "Why are they waking up?" "How come they are up?" "There are plenty of them." "I made a mistake." "Wrong chapter." "I cast a spell of resurrection of the dead." "Exactly." "Why are you calling them?" "I can't take it anymore." "They keep coming." "They are not afraid of your magic rice." "That's because I haven't cast a spell on them." "What the fuck are you throwing at?" "Master, cast a spell." "Hurry!" "Master, look!" "Lots of them." "I must run for my life." "Stop!" "I'm alone." "Help me!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go help him!" " Why me?" " You were a boxer." "Boxing has nothing to do with ghosts." "Hurry!" "They are coming, Master." "Hurry up." "Light a match quick!" "I can't read." "And where are the matches?" "Here." "In my pocket." "Stupid hands - stop shaking!" "That's better." "Closer." "Is this close enough?" "Put the love potion down before you spill it." "What are those?" "Snakes!" "No!" "They are eels." "I must run for my life." " Muek, what's that?" " What is it, Master?" "Hurry!" "Help me get an eel out." "Where is it?" "Here!" "It's in my pants." "Master, stay put." "Quick!" "It's going to bite my dick." "Master!" "Take it easy." "Stop!" "Stop!" "I know it's dead." "Hold on master." "Chill." "Don't be afraid." "It's just a small eel." "I got it." "It's coming out now." "Just an eel." "Look." "An eel that fucks your Daddy!" "Master, the dead are coming." "Hurry!" "Hurry!" " What's wrong?" " It bit me." "It bit my ass." "What do we do now?" "It hurts." "Please help me." "How?" "By sucking venom out of my ass." "Sucking your ass?" "Come on, Master." "All right, bend down." "The dead are approaching." " Hurry please!" " Where?" "Don't pull down too far." "I'm embarrassed." "Bend down!" "Hold it." "I can't do it, man." "Your ass looks greener than usual." "I ask you to help not to criticize my ass!" " Come on!" " Really?" "I did help you before." "Oh!" "It smells." "Of course I've just emptied my bowels." "Oh shit!" "Stand still." "What are you spanking me for?" "Suck it!" "I want to soften it first." "Stand still." "What took you so long?" "I'm embarrassed." "Bend down." "Master!" "Don't scream." "Here, bite it." "Oh!" "Your ass smells of shit and it's fishy!" "Calm down." "Calm down." "Quick, Master." "I've just used this stick to wipe my ass." "I think that's enough." "Then put on your pants" "You think my ass is a drum, don't you?" "Koa, let's go." "Master." "Stop!" "I have an idea." "Puag, come on." "I know it would work." "Come on!" "Come on!" " Are you crazy?" "What are you doing?" " They are coming!" "Will this scare them off?" "All right." "OK." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on, bitch." "What are you guys doing here this late?" "Ghost... umm..." "Why are you half naked?" "And what's wrong with your mouth?" "I have bad teeth, Father." "But his mouth's swollen because... he sucked snake venom from my ass." "The snake venom has made my mouth swell up." "Don't let it happen again." "Understand?" "!" "I'm wearing something now." "Get out of my way." "You owe me 5 Baht." "Hey, fuck off!" "What the hell are you doing?" "These are for sale, assholes, not freebies!" "Woof!" "Woof!" "What are you barking for?" "You look like a dog and bark like one, too." "Never mind." "You can eat." "It's none of your business!" "Hello there." " You know what to do tomorrow?" " Yes sir." " Do it step by step." " Yes sir." " Can you?" " Yes, I can." "If you can't, tomorrow I'll come to see you again." "Let's go, gang." "And don't forget!" "Faster, granny!" "Damn it!" "You guys go collect debts for my father." "You have a target to meet." "Don't miss it." "What took him so long?" "Did you tell him the right time?" "Now I'm sleepy and hungry." "I'd like to eat rice noodles." "Are you nuts?" "Why do you want to eat poodles?" "Noodles!" "Not poodle - you are deaf!" "Don't make fun of my mother's name;" "Debb." "You two can go collect rent for my dad now." "Where are you going, Miss?" "I'm going shopping over there." "Thank you for your help." "You are so cute." "Come, love." "May I help you?" "I'd like to have this one." "Don't you feel lonely walking alone, darling?" "Should I accompany you?" "No, thank you." "Wow!" "Sweet!" "No need to thank me." "Why are you in such a hurry!" " Let me go." " Stay and chat with me." "Or else I'll scream for help." "Let go!" " Nobody is going to help you." " Let me go!" "Miss Tuptim is in trouble." "Quick!" "Muek!" "Pong, this is another girl." "I'll wait for you here." "Fight him!" "Let go of my arm." "Retreat!" "Go!" "Are you hurt?" "I'm all right." "Oh, Oh my god." "Thank you for your help, Mr..." "Diew." "You can call me 'Diew'" "You can eat and talk, so you are all right now." "Tell me about yourself." "Do you have any family?" "My mother died 7 years ago." "My father just died last month." "Before he died, he told me to find his friend here." "And who is he?" "Mr. Groan." "He's my father's best friend." "Back when my father was a boxer." "He was his trainer." "Mr. Groan is like our family." "He'll take care of me." "I was born here." "I know everyone here." "But I've never heard of him." "How can you find him?" "Yes, he can." "If not, I'll help him." "I want to return the favor he did for me." "OK." "You can ask the reverend of South Temple." "He might know something." "If you don't find anything Mr. Groan, you could stay at the temple." "Go!" "Go fight!" "Does anybody want to fight with him?" "Begin!" "Anyone?" "Who wants to fight him?" "Who wants to fight him?" "I do." "Come on!" "Hit him!" "Hit him!" "Come on." "I bet on Maad, 5:2" "Who wants to fight with my boss, Mr. Maad?" "Anyone?" "What happened to your face, Pong?" "Please God, give me a lot of customers today." "You guys clear the rest." "What are you laughing at?" "You've been in debt for too long, Som-neok." "Mr. Maad, give me a few more days." "I don't have any money at the moment." "No!" "Give me some time, please." "Please, Mr. Maad." "You ask for it." "Here it is." "This way, Father." "This way, Diew." "I mean Diew should stand here, too." "Are you feeling better now?" "Thank you for your concern." "He's not well yet." "I told him to rest but he wants to help me carry things." "Have you found Mr. Groan yet?" "Not yet." "Then I'll help you find him." "Thank you." "I wish you a long and healthy life." "You don't have any money to pay me!" "You don't have it?" "You don't?" "Don't hurt my husband." "Leave my wife and daughter alone." "Leave my daughter alone!" "Don't hurt her!" "I wish you a long and healthy life." "Let go of my husband." "Diew!" "No!" "They are fighting again." "Son of a bitch." "I'm all right, love." "Hey!" "Stop it!" "What's going on?" "I saw these gangsters bullying people so I came to rescue them." "Don't throw shit at me, boy." "Who's bullying who?" "We are collecting our debt." "This guy stuck in the way." "There was no need to be so violent." "You were hurting a woman and a girl." "Hurting what?" "They didn't pay their debt so I am teaching them a lesson." "All right, I ask you and your friend for once." "When he has some money." "I'll tell him to pay you immediately." "Please." "What do you think?" "Okay, this time I'll bend the rules for you." "Thank you." "Next time I see you, you are dead meat." "Let's go." "Thank you, Father." "Diew." "It's for you." "For the temple fair this year, there will be a buffalo race." "The winner will get prize money from Mr. Yong." "This year we'll triple the prize money for the boxing match." "I thank both of you very much for supporting this annual fair." "God bless you." "Amen." "Mong, pay your respects." "Dad, My name's not Mong." "I'm Sompong now." "Why do you keep calling me Mong?" "Pay him some respect." "Bless you." "Diew." "This is Chief Khem." "Hello." "And this is Mr. Yong." "Hello." "Mr. Yong owns a lot of businesses around here." "This guy is such a pain in the ass, Dad." "I heard you know how to box." "Why don't you enter for the boxing match?" "Or do you want to join in the buffalo race?" "Country boy - you know how to ride a buffalo, don't you?" "Hey Diew, I saw Mr. Yong and Chief Khem." "What are they doing here?" "They came to talk about the annual fair, a boxing match and a buffalo race." "Oh, you haven't heard about that, have you?" "That asshole Maad always wins this boxing match." "And Pong also wins the buffalo race every time." "How can they not win?" "Their people are the judges." "Today I'll take you to meet Master Goey." "Since you helped me, I'll take you out for lunch." "But I won't pay for it though." "It's on Master Goey." "That's good." "I feel so stiff." "What's wrong with him?" "The homo Hulk!" "Hulk you ass!" "Puag, look at you and your make up." "You are a damn boxer not a street hooker." "Oh Master, please be nice!" "Tell him it's time to train boxing." "Master told you to tend bosoms." "Serves you right!" "Master!" "Hey Diew, come on up here." "Is that you Muek?" "Who is this guy?" "He is Diew." "The one I told you about." "Well, he looks good." "Hello." "Hello." "Good." "Good." "Good." "Do you know that you are so cute?" "Hey Puag, sweetheart." "What's matter with you?" "You bitch, come here." "What's wrong with you?" "You've been very strange lately, Puag." "I don't know what's wrong with me?" "You look like you've been cursed." "I've been cursed?" "Yes, a hooker's curse, your wife's curse, your neighbor's curse." "There are many kind of curses." "It's called black magic, voodoo, love potion, evil dead child - something like that." "The symptoms are just like yours." "Oh my god!" "Master, you've got to help me." "Hey, you slut!" "I'm not who you think I am." " Help me please." " Back off!" "OK." "Come here." "I'll help you" "Step forward." "Be prepared." "It is an honor kick." "Kick with a bare foot." "Goddamn it!" "You asshole!" "Come here." "Did you call me?" "Not you." "Diew, come here." "You and Puag are about the same size." "Do you want to try a few rounds?" "That's it." "That's my friend." "Oh!" "You want some French fries." "You must be hungry." "I said 'my friend'." "He's great." "Puag, I don't think you have any potential." "Oh Master." "A boxer should be tough, rough and strong like Diew here." "Well done, Diew." "Honestly, who taught you kick boxing?" "My father did." "Dui Na-Bangnoi is your father, right?" "How do you know?" "I know more than you think." "Back then, my name was Groan." "Your father wished to be a kick boxer." "Get in there Dui." "Keep moving!" "One, two, three..." "Four, five, six..." "I trained him with all my heart and soul." "He worked so hard and finally won the competition." "I taught him." "You have the same boxing style as him." "Since he got married and settled down, we never met again." "Haven't seen each other ever since." "And how is your mother now?" "OK." "That's all." "Let's go home." "Time's up." "Have you got magical joss sticks at home?" "Yes, I have." "Are you sure they are magical joss sticks?" "They are not the plain ones like these." "Seems like you've never had any magical joss sticks." "You know what?" "Muek?" "Yes, Master?" "Give me a bunch of magical joss sticks." "Here you are, Master." "I cast a spell on them at 7 different graveyards." "Light one before bedtime, place it above the headboard." "And then good things will come to you." "You ask me whether I want money?" "No!" "I can't accept money." "But if you insist, you can put it there." "I like to help people." "It's up to you if you want to give something." "It'll show your true character." "Whether you are a good or bad person." "We've a strict policy here not to take money." "We really can't accept it." "But we can see a person's character though his behavior." "That's all, you can leave now." "Good Luck." "Next in line please." "I said let me go." "Let me go now!" "Let me go!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "Let go!" " All right." "Let her go." "Let her go." " Let me go." "All right, today we have a young woman ghost." "Where are you from?" "Why are you causing trouble here?" "I don't know what the fuck you are talking about?" "Who are you?" "Hey!" "Seize her!" "What?" "This is my house, my hermitage." "It's not your cemetery." "Piss off!" "Or else you are in trouble, you devil." "What do we do, Master?" "This ghost is quite fierce." "Get me my magic whip." " I'm not afraid of you." " We'll see, you'll get what you ask for." " You'll get it." " Let go!" "Try this." "My whip is soaked in urine from 7 graveyards." "You'll know the meaning of pain." " Are you going to get out of her?" " No!" "I'll count to three." "1... 2... 3... time's up." "She broke the whip!" "Seize her!" "Seize her!" "This ghost is, too fierce." "Seize her and put her in my chamber." "Koa, you idiot!" "Not that girl!" "This girl!" "Come here." "Go!" "Go!" "You angry-eyed thing you, don't come near me." "Angry-eyed your ass!" "I have cross-eyes." "I don't give a damn." "Bring her in." "Let me go." "Let me go." "Had you been with a man before you died?" "I don't know." "Let me go." "Let me go." "This bitch is so full of force." "Go!" "So small but yet so strong." "She feels good." "The ghost must have been exorcised already." "She's calm now." "OK, who's next?" "Master, Nuan-pong has been possessed, too." " Muek." " Yes?" "Handle this for me." "Go on, Muek." "Master, I want to shit." "Puag, we should not spend Master's money in a gambling house." "Like it or not, you are the one who brought me here." "No." "We came together." "You are right." "We are going to be rich." "For the dice game, I have golden ears!" "So deaf like you!" "Unbelievable!" "Let's take a shot, Puag." "You want to bet?" "I came here to bet." "Wait till he shakes the dice." "Place your bed." "Believe my golden ears." "All right!" "Shake them!" "What?" "Shake the dice!" "I already did." "The dice game makes the family live happily ever after!" "Just follow my bet." "I bet on 1 and 2 1 and 2?" "You have to play cleverly like I do." "Don't you want to play, Puag?" "Not really." "I'd like to play him instead." "What?" "Shut up or I'll kick your ass." "Go on, shake the dice." "I'll take care of this." "Place your bet." "Don't mess it up." " How about you?" " 1 and 2, are you sure?" "Okay, you all have placed your bets." "I'll show you." "Keep your hand out!" "We are rich!" "We are rich!" "Rich your ass!" "We lost!" "Place your bet!" "Puag, Muek, Koa, believe me." "Bet on Low." "Anybody else?" "I'll show now." "Hurry!" "Keep your hands out." "You all lose." "5,5,5" "I'm broke to my butt." "I'm broke to my bone!" "All the bets are mine." "If you have no more money, go home." "Koa, Muek, Puag, are you going to play?" "If not, go home." "Let's go home." "We are broke." "You guys lost all your money, didn't you?" "That's none of your fucking business." "Don't touch me." "Is that your mouth or your asshole speaking?" "I was going to give you a loan but that's none of my business, right?" "What I've just said, I don't mean it." "When I said that, I wasn't myself." "You'll actually lend me some money, right?" "Yes, and with low interest, too." "If you win tonight, you've to pay me." "No problem." "I won't keep your money for my own sake." "I'll pay you soon." "ASAP" "I hope we don't bother you too much." "Don't forget to pay me back." "I'll pay you for sure." "Don't worry." "I'll pay you definitely." "It's a sure thing." "I don't trust you anymore." "Trust me one more time." "No." "You are a bullshiter, Koa." "We didn't only lose all our money;" "we owe Maad a big sum, too." "Yes, I agree!" "We should have a son, too!" "The worst thing is we owe that son of a bitch, Maad." "If we don't pay him, he'll kill us all." "If he is too small, you'll have to feed him more!" "Come here!" "My hunch was to bet on Low, but something forced me to place it on High." "And the dice came out as Low." "It must be a goddamn jinx!" "Hey Muek." "I'm over here." "I've got an idea." " Keep quiet!" "Hurry" " I am hurrying." "Bad luck comes too early today." "What bad luck?" " Seng, close my pawn shop quick." " What for?" " So we can beat 3 of them." " For what?" "What the hell are you looking at?" "Sir, he's cross-eyed." "Cross-eyed?" "What is cross-eyed?" "It's like squint-eyed." "Squint-eyed!" "Oh you are disabled." "I want to pawn something." "Squint-eyed!" "Give it here." "It can't pass through." "Your friend is stupid." "What now?" "All right!" "It's as GOLDEN as Goldie Hawn." "Here." "What is this?" "Evil dead child, sir." "Bring me the abacus." "I'm, too weak." "I cannot hold it." "You are good-for-nothing." "I'll cut your salary." "I have to do everything myself and I still have to pay you." "Wow!" "Is this an ancestor of abacus or what?" "When it was young it was an abacus, but now it's the aba-fucking-cus." "7,200 12,000" "24,000 42,000" "48,000 59,000" "Everything's worth 59 Baht in total." "Why are they so cheap?" "All of them are cheap items." "What do you expect?" " What do we do now?" " Give him money." "Wait!" "We have more." "Count the money." "Here!" "Whose head is this?" "It's your dad's!" "Oh my!" "All gone!" "We get only 59 Baht for all of that." "It's not enough to pay our debt." "I told you but you didn't listen." "Finally." "We've been looking for you guys." "Do you have the money to pay us?" "Yes, I'll pay you for sure." "Here it is." "That's it?" "That's all I have." "I'll pay you within 2 days." "Don't worry." "No!" "I want it today." "Are you nuts?" "I haven't eaten anything yet." "He said he wanted the money today." "How about I pay you tomorrow?" "What do you say?" "OK, but right now I want your blood as interest." "Hah?" "You are going to buy us steak?" "Yes, here's a piece of rare steak!" "Are you sure you won't pay today?" "I'll pay." "I'll pay." "Let me get the money." "I found it, here!" "I didn't mean to hit you." "I wanted to hit Maad." "Oh, you wanted to hit me?" "Maad, you hurt my friend!" "You son of a bitch!" "Are you sure you can hit me, cross-eyes?" "Look, who's here?" "You and me, one on one." "Hey!" "Everyone stop!" "What's going on?" "Your son bullied my friends." "I didn't." "They owe me money and won't pay." "I have to teach them a lesson." "Whatever." "Don't be so mean to them." "All right." "All right." "Just think of it as interest then." "Muek, pay the rest of your debt within 3 days" "Yes sir." " Let's go." " But..." "Shut it." "Master." "Hey Master!" "Why is Master so stiff?" "Koa, Hurry!" "Get some smelling salts!" "Master must have died of shock." "I don't know." "Here you are." "Koa, where's smelling salts?" "You fucking idiot!" "We are not exorcising here." "Puag, it's all your fault." "It was your idea it steal from Master." "That's why he's shocked." "You asshole, don't blame it on me." "It's your fault." "If you don't gamble, it won't come to this." "Hey, what are you saying?" "You also gambled." "It's your fault, too." "You borrowed money from that asshole Maad!" "And why didn't you stop me?" "I agree!" "It's your fault, too." "Yes, you, too!" "What do we do now?" "How can we help Master?" "I think I should do a CPR on him." "When he regains consciousness." "I'll tell him that there's a cat burglar." "Murderer!" "Then we should bury Master and get rid of the evidence." "You dumb ass!" "He's not dead." "Quick, do something!" "Get off me!" "You dumb nut." "Master!" "Master!" "What are you doing?" "I know that you stole everything from me." "Master, we are so sorry." "Please forgive us." "Please, Master." "Okay, I'll forgive you this time." "But make sure that it won't happen again." "Yes, Master." "Wait here." "I have something for you." "He forgave us easily!" "You see!" "I told you he's very kind." "Do you have to know everything?" "I'm a Bang-ra-jan (war hero)." "You are all dead meat!" "You are right, Puag." "Koa, run!" "Hello." "All righty." "So without further ado..." "I'll now ask our sheriff to open the fair." "Please give him a warm welcome." "Watch your step." "Good morning, everybody." "North villagers, Central villagers and South villagers." "It's an honor to open the fair today." "We'll begin with our annual marathon buffalo race." " Are you selling or not?" " Only if you buy." "All 19 riders have to compete to get on 12 buffaloes." "And ride it through the racecourse." "Across the rice paddy, down the creek and around back here." "There's only one winner." "The winner will get the buffalo he's riding on plus 800 Baht." "Now my deputy will fire a shot to start the race." "Deputy!" "Fire-not smile!" "Please." "Don't make it loud, will you?" "I'm scared." "We'll announce the result of the race soon." "While we are waiting, please have a rest in the shade." "Right now Mr. Pong is leading." "Followed by Mr. Diew." "Don't spill it." "Wake up!" "It's great!" "Here they come!" "Who is falling off the buffalo back?" "Oh, that's Pued!" "Don't be afraid of him!" "Look, he just ran over some buffalo dung." "Hey, who's leading now?" "Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong!" "Pong tripped over some buffalo dung and fell on the ground." "Diew is closely behind Pong." "Pong is running to the finish line." "I don't know who the winner is." "I won!" "I won!" "You, son of a bitch loser!" "You lose!" "The winner must ride a buffalo to the finish line!" "The sheriff will give a prize to the winner." "That is Diew!" "Where is my deputy?" "That's my friend." "Diew is my friend!" "It's a clean victory for Diew." "I wonder why Chief Khem smiles so reluctantly." "My hat is tight." "It squeezes my head!" "From now on, I'll take good care of you." "You called me sir?" "Is it anything urgent?" "Consider it done." "This is for all the hoodlums." "It's a 'village girl' song." "Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, clear the field." "Yes, Petit." "My boss is here." "Piss off!" "Move!" "Get out!" "Let's go, pal." "They are all yours, boss" "Shut up!" "We are sleeping!" "What a noise!" "What's the matter, Boss?" " Don't punch." " What?" "It hurts." "Understand?" "Yes, I do." "O.K." "Break!" "Fight!" "Why do you shit every night?" "At first I didn't want to live with you, Father Mhon." "I did because my mom begged me to." "Don't complain." "Go sit over there." "Give me a lamp." "And who will keep you company?" "You wait here." "Next, the 3 of them will do a Thai classical dance." "Come on." "It's show time." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Miss Eurp is female." "Lady first." "My mistake." "Wrong order." "Miss Eurp, come on, dance." "Dance!" "Why don't you dance?" "Bullshit!" "She can't dance!" "Take the whole chest." "Put it in there." "This one, too." "Pu Pu." "Quick!" "Hurry up!" "Put it in there." "Careful!" " I'm nearly done here." " Hurry!" "Come on!" "Just a few inches." "Here, take it." "Careful." "Don't drop it." "Be careful!" "No!" "Now, it's time for the boxing match with the prize from Chief Khem." "Introducing our 3 year-in-a-row champion." "The Maad!" "Maad, Maad, Maad." "Maad is in the red corner." "Diew is in the blue corner." "Whoever beats Maad today... will get a cash prize from Chief Khem." "All right." "If everybody is ready, I'd like to sing you a song first." "Okay." "I'm kidding." "Let the match begin." "Red, Blue come here." "Fight!" "Both fighters are challenging each other with their facial expressions." "I don't know who'll get the first punch in." "They are staring fiercely at each other." "Wow!" "Maad's elbow is very sour!" "Diew is not bad." "His horse's kick makes you shiver!" "End of round!" "Mr. Mhen, quick!" "How is it?" "All taken care of." "Good." "Let's go." "Fight!" "Diew, keep your guard up!" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 6, 7, 8" " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." " He's not getting up!" "6, 7, 8" "Time's up!" "End of round!" "Cheater!" "Pu!" "Get up, Maad." "Get up!" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 6, 7, 8, 9, 10" "Diew wins!" "TKO already?" "Attention, please!" "The South Temple has been robbed!" "The robbers, took gold and all the valuables." "They also killed Apprentice Pu." "Where's the Chief?" " Where's the Chief?" " Tuptim, we'd better go home." " Where's the Chief?" " I don't know." "Mr. Yong." "It must be that criminal Mhen!" "You can pay Maad with this money." "Hey, I can't accept it, man." "It's your money." "You earned it." "My father taught me that a gentleman should be kind and grateful." "Come on, take it." "I really appreciate it, Diew." "You have helped us a lot." "We owe you big time." "Muek, Koa, Puag and I will be your friends for life." "If you ever need help, just let us know." "We can give you our lives." "Thanks you so much." "Thank you with all my heart." " Come on - go upstairs." " Kluay, quick!" "Tuptim, go into your room and lock the door / Yes sir." "Sa, hurry up." "Close that door over there." "Kluay, give her a hand, quick." "Hey, spread out everybody!" "Are you sure they came this way?" "Yes, I'm positive." "They came this way." "Hurry up!" "Quick!" "Stop right there!" "You evil low-life criminals!" "Today you are going to pay." "Pay what, you green horn?" "Who the fuck are you?" "It doesn't matter." "Put the Buddha down." "What now boss?" "Get him." "Retreat!" "Leave us alone!" "Let's go!" "Don't you dare follow us." "Stop." "Stop." "Let them go." "Why, chief?" "If we follow them, they might ambush us on the way." "We've already got our Buddha back." "We'll get them another time." "Now, let's go home." "Diew!" "Diew!" "Where are you going, Miss Tuptim?" "I will help Diew." "Miss, where are you going?" "Tuptim, where are you going, love?" "I want to go and help Diew, Dad." "You can't go now." "It's raining!" "Let go." "Let me go!" "No, Tuptum." "Don't go." "Sa, go and get my daughter back." "Quick." "Diew!" "Diew!" "Diew!" "You bastard, Maad." "How dare you do such a hideous thing?" "You die!" "Kluay!" "No!" " What are you crying for, Tuptim?" " No." "Don't!" "Let's go." "Take them with us." "Come on." "Walk!" "You, stay and watch them." "I'll deal with it myself." "No!" "Maad, you are worse than an animal." "You cruel bastard!" "Shut up!" "Or I'll shut you up forever." "Go!" "Go!" "It's a big sin, you know?" "Forcing a monk to accompany you when you are washing the dishes." " Could you not drink so much?" " Why?" "What are you drinking?" "Thai rum." "But if I have some raisins right now, I'll call it "Rum Raisin"" "Oh my goodness!" "He he's dropped a monk's bowl." "Shit!" "You clumsy dumb ass!" "Why did you drop it?" "I didn't drop it." "What does Father use for receive food offerings?" "A big bucket?" "Dive for it!" "I can't dive." "Why?" "My legs are lame." "Lame excuse!" "Bloody hell!" " Dive down and get it!" " Come on!" "All right I'll go." "Can you please help me?" "O.K. I'll help." "Be careful" " You are selfish." " Here, I help." "You see?" "My legs are lame." "Father, I can't find it." "Earng!" "What are you standing for?" "Go help him find it!" "Don't you see the current?" "What a jerk." "Can you swim, Tong?" "Of course." "Then do it right now!" "Damn!" "You've been a monk for so long now." "When are you going be a Bishop?" " Shop what?" " Shoplifting." "Father Mhom!" "I found it." "I found it, too." "Here it is." "See you later." "I know exactly what to do." "I've been living in the temple my whole life." "If I don't run, I'm fucking stupid." "Help!" "Hello there." "Wait for me!" "Wait!" "Why are you still holding it?" "Throw it away!" "What are you doing?" "No!" "No!" "Miss Tuptim!" "Help!" "Help!" "I told you." "Don't come in here." "Help!" "This is what is actually going on, right?" "I'm told that Tom has been killed at the back of the temple." "Come with me so nobody will suspect you." "Sa." "Miss." "Who did this to you?" "You poor thing." "Kluay, wake up!" "Everybody back off." "What's going on here?" "My daughter has been missing since last night." "I sent someone to find her but all he found is Kluay's body." "Fucking sinful animals!" "How dare they kill people in the temple?" "Chief, you must help me." "I don't know what happened to her." "It must be that stranger Diew, who did it." "Hey!" "He is a good guy." "Don't make things up, son" "Where is he now?" "Where is Diew?" "Last night I told him to bring the Buddha's head back." "Has anyone seen it yet?" "Diew, you bastard!" "You son of a bitch!" "What a pity." "His heart is not as nice as his face." "I knew it." "He is a stranger." "Ever since we met, I've never liked him." "Please don't blame it on Diew." "Why are you talking about?" "Last night Pla dropped a monk's bowl into the canal." "When he dove in to get it, he found Diew's head." "Diew's head!" "He must have been murdered on the way back to the temple." "I feel so sorry for him." "My daughter!" "All right." "I misjudged him." "But don't worry." "I'll arrest all those bastards who did this." "What do we do now?" "Puag, you distract them." "I'll go inside." "Why don't you distract them and I'll go inside?" "Just do it or I'll kick you." "Oh, you are so tough." "Very tough!" "It's no time for chitchat." "Let's go." "Always take advantage of me." "Hey hold it!" "Where are you going?" "This way please." "I want to be a boxer here." " What?" " Do you want a boxer, boss?" "You must have misunderstood something." "This is a mill, not a boxing camp." "You are such an asshole." "Kim, don't just stand there." "Get rid of him." "Make yourself useful, will you?" "Fuck off!" "Don't you hear what he's just said?" "He said this is a mill not a boxing camp." "Go!" "What is it?" "I'm coming to pay my debt." "There is no need to hurry." "I don't want to owe anyone." "I'll pay in full." "Accountant!" "1,400 Baht, sir." "Give him loan contract." "Here you are." "Why is the gambling house closed today?" "None of your business." "Why do you want to gamble so much?" "You'll lose again." "And your friend Diew is already dead." "He won't be able to help you pay now." "It's like what they say, "ghosts help good people"." "Fucking nonsense." "Ghosts help pay your debt." "Fucking nonsense." "What are you doing?" "Where are you going?" "Oh, do you want a hammer, boss?" "Dickhead!" "I signaled you to beat him." "How do I know?" "I'll take care of him." "Don't worry." "It's so obvious." "Anybody can see it." "They must hide something in there." "Of course, Master." "They guard that place heavily." "Easy, easy!" "I think we must dig deeper into this." "I'd rather be spinister than have a husband like you." "Marrying you was the biggest mistake of my life." "Aren't you going to talk to me?" "What are you staring at, Maa?" "Tell me, are you catching fish or insects?" "Throw the net quick!" "Fish aren't going to jump in the boat, you know?" "It's stuck." "You can't even catch fish." "What else can you do?" "Pull harder." "Can you stop nagging?" "I need to focus, you know?" "You voice scared the fish off." "Nag, nag, nag." "Do you want to get kicked off the boat?" "I told you to pull harder." "Look at you." "Stupid!" "Help!" "Ghost head!" "Ghost!" "Ghost!" "Ma, wait for me!" "Don't give me head!" "Ma, wait!" "I'm an expert in frog hunting." "Don't worry." " Daddy?" " Not now." "You are mine, dear frog." "I'm the best." "Ghost!" "Ghost... head... frog!" "Frog... ghost... head!" "Ghost!" "What are you running away from?" "Uncle, what is it?" "Diew's ghost." "Diew's ghost." "Oh, Diew's ghost." "Sounds like fun!" "Diew's ghost." "Diew's ghost." " Where is it?" " I don't see it." " Where?" " Isn't it a hoax?" "I'm right here." "Hello." "How do you do?" "What is this place?" "Where are you going?" "What's going on?" "Oh, you are headless." "I have to go now." "What took them so long?" "That is a signal, boss." "Put it out." "Go." "Stop." "Stop here." "Why have you called us here?" "Here." "Do you want me to kill somebody?" "Not today." "But I need you to lay low till the heat's off." "Go somewhere else." "When everything is all right, then you can come back." "Just for a while." "When you are back, I'll have a job waiting for you." "Okay, keep in touch." "Hey!" "What's that?" "Go!" "Help!" "Help!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Let them die!" "Our lives are important than them." "Sa!" "Watch out!" "You think you are so tough, don't you?" "Do you like it rough, baby?" "No!" "No!" "Help!" "Help!" "Don't let anybody in." "Let me go!" "Don't struggle!" "There's no use." "Don't do this." "No!" "Don't!" "Don't fight!" "Oh my god!" "What's happening?" "All of you." "Get ready!" "Wang, Pueng - secure the warehouse." "I'm going." "Do you like it rough, bitch?" "Do you?" "!" "Open the door!" "Open it!" "Where are my son and Maad?" "I asked you where they are!" "They have to be somewhere around here." "I'll get them." "Fucking hell!" "This is a matter of life and death and they are busy getting laid." "Guard this place carefully!" "Get closer to the canal bank." "Diew!" "Quick!" "Let me go!" "Who the fuck is that?" "It's me." "What's is it, Dad?" "It's not safe here." "Let go!" "How dare you hit me, slut?" "Maad, come quick!" "Come!" "Mong!" "Oh my son!" "Come here." "Who did this Dad?" "Diew." "Diew's ghost." "He's hunting me down." "Listen!" "Double the guards and search this place from top to bottom." "Go now!" "Now!" "Mong, my son." "Mong" "Diew's ghost." "Diew's ghost." "Hey, where are you going?" "Koa." "Now you are the negotiator." "I'm an adult now." "I won't grow anymore." "I asked what you are doing here." "Talk with them." "I'll be right back." "Talk nicely otherwise you'll be in deep shit." "Look there." "It's over there." "I've played this ancient trick since birth." "Why don't you tell me?" "I'll go find someone else to bluff." "They are running away!" "Come back here!" "You assholes!" "Get up!" "My son is dead." "My son is dead." "Hey!" "This opium house is closed." "What are you doing here?" "I don't want to bully a small child." "Go or I'll kick you." "Don't." "He's just a kid." "Use this sword." "Diew, you bastard!" "Damn you." "You fucking ghost!" "You will die twice!" "Everybody, kill him!" "You must die!" "Diew!" "Don't you think I can't hurt you?" "Diew, you die!" "Everyone, kill him." "Kill him!" "Mr. Yong, what's wrong with you?" "He's gone crazy." "Diew." "I'll kill you." "You must die." "Die!" "Miss Tuptim - come on." "Have you seen anyone running through here?" "No." "Not a soul." "Be alert." "Let's go." "Don't scream!" "It's me." " How about Tumtim?" "Where is she?" " Over there." "They are coming." "This way, quick!" "Where is Yong?" "Yong!" "Mr. Yong." "Watch out Dad!" "Let's go." "We can't stay here." "Dad." "Dad." "Let's go!" " My leg!" "You son of a bitch!" " Dad!" "Dad!" "Maad, don't leave me here." "Master!" "Diew ghost is on a haunting spree." "What do we now Puag?" "Muek, you distract them and I'll handle the rest." "Hey, I'm here!" "Come here, you dickhead." "Come here!" "Tuptim, thank you." "Let's go." "Tuptim helps us." "This way, Sa." "Which way?" "Hurry!" " Miss." "Miss." " Koa." "I hope he's not following me." "Master!" "He's here;" "we are all right now." "Master!" "I'm so glad to see you guys." "I feel so long here." "Have you guys helped Tuptim and Sa?" "Yes, Master." "Hooray!" "Take it easy Dad." "Kill them all." "They know our secret." "Master, don't you have anything to fight them?" "I have slave ghosts." "I keep them to use when I'm in danger." "What could be more danger than this?" "Yes, use them now." "I don't think it's critical enough." "Come on Dad!" "Hey Diew!" "Where's Diew?" "Here he is!" "Master, hurry up!" "Faster, Dad." "Maad, don't you leave me, you hear?" "Walk faster Dad, faster." "Master!" "Mr. Maad." "Diew." "Kill him!" "Now!" "Master, where are you going?" "Now is critical enough." "Why don't you bring out your slave ghosts?" "Wait till we are in a real danger." "This is real enough!" "Okay, I'll use '4 miracle midgets'." "Good." "Hurry up!" "Four miracle midgets..." "Four brave miracle midgets..." "Four miracle midgets!" "Unbelievable!" "Our Master can bring out toads!" "Master, do you think Diew beat that wizard?" "Hey Master." "He is doomed!" "This is the end of you, Diew!" "You!" "Bastard Diew!" "I got you now!" "My luck has run out in this life." "I'm not blessed enough to marry you and live together." "Don't say that." "Even if we could not be a husband and wife..." "We still love each other." "If I'm born again." "I'll still love you." "And we'll not part again." "In this life or next," "I'll love only you." "I'll always love you" "There are some outtakes waiting for you." "Left guard up." "Left guard up." "Again." "Now I see what you mean." "Shine it on the book, not my face!" "Is it this one?" "Yes, this must be it." "Wait!" "It has one eye and beard, too!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "Here it is." "Master hurry up!" "Don't you want me to suck your eel?" "Come on." "Come here, bitch!" "What do we do now?" "Koa, get closer to the bank." "Thai bank or Swiss bank?" "Puag, you told him for me." "I can't talk right now." "I'm going to laugh." "Get closer to this bank here." "Thai bank or Swiss bank?" "I'll kick you both out of the boat!" "You'll get what you ask for." "My whip is soaked in urine from 7 abbots." "I'm not thirsty." "It's not for you!" "Sorry." "Again please." "Daddy, you came back to me at last." " Seng" " What?" "Have a look." "Is this actually my Dad's?" "It's definitely not your Dad's." "Your Dad was shot between eyebrows." " Really?" " Yes." "You son of a bitch." "You cheated me." "What?" " What are you calling me for?" " You pants." " What pants?" " Your pants!" "You aren't wearing any!" "My pants!" "Bastard!" "Don't go." "Take me with you." "Don't leave me here."