"jasonwherethe[bleep]are" "You." "itisbadchelsea,like not" "Being able to host the movie" "Awards bad." "Ilosttaylorlautner." "jason,youneedtofigure" "That life is not just one big" "Party." "You can't drink when you are" "About to host an award show." "That's my move." "Iknowit is ." "youneedto findthathot" "Little piece of [bleep]." "And bring him to the movie" "Award." "Now." "howdidIget here." "nobody?" "All right." "Hey, sweet yoga session, man." "itwasintense." "yeah." "really." "notmine." "IguessI'mjustinbetter" "Shape, huh." "hey." "justin." "youguyswanttograb a" "Drink." "can't,hostingthe"mtvmovie" "Awards" tomorrow night." "comeon,it 'sme ." "I'm the guy in the hangover that" "Doesn't get hungover." "Come on, one drink." "allright,onedrink." "whoa!" "I love it." "tatertogether." "guydoesn'tdrink,lookat" "Him, his body is a temple." "allright,to themovie" "Awards." "tothemovieawards." "♪♪ ohboy." "♪♪ oh." "I need a coconut water." "[groaning]." "wait." "Ed helms?" "okay,hi." "hi." "don'tfreakout,but you have" "A situation thing." "A deal." "I- -it'sfine,you can" "Barely see it." "oh,teamjacobforever." "What the [bleep]." "I'm team edward." "I've always been team edward." "What happened." "where'staylor." "Oh, oh." "lastthingIrememberisyou" "Dared me to bite his finger off," "And I guess I did." "what?" "[screaming]." "whatisthat." "oh,that'saswanspray" "Painted black, wearing a vest." "that'sveryspecific." "I think I know where he is." "I'll see you later." "okay,takecare,see ya, have" "Fun." "taylor,buddyyouinhere ." "oh,goodgod." "hi." "I'mlookingfor--hmm," "Taylor " "♪♪" "I'veleaveyouguysbe." "actuallyyouknowwhatI" "Should do just really quick." "[laughter] okay,that'sgreat,thank" "You." "[moaning]." "taylor,help,I'minthe" "Canyon." "taylor." "help." "no." "help." "no." "help!" "no,no,no ." "allright,havefun ." "bye." "hey,dude,Ican 'treally" "Talk right now." "Something has happened." "Iknowsomethingishappened," "You're acting now, and I'm in" "Support of that." "But I lost taylor lautner." "allright,litbeallright ." "IwishIhad yourconfidence," "And I probably would if I slept" "With brittany spears when I was 16, but I'm worried." "eduardo." "teamedward,that'sit." "Thanks, justin, bye." "There you are." "hey." "hey,I uh'vebeenlookingall" "Over for you, I thought you got" "Abducted." "I should have known you would be" "Out here." "justinisalunatic." "I don't remember anything." "maybethiswillrefresh" "Memory." "ohboy." "hey,thatremindsme, thisis" "Yours." "thankyou." "hifour!" "There we go, all right." "Now we have to get to the movie" "Awards." "Actually, you know what, this is" "Really something else." "All right, I have to go to the" "Show, see you later, bye." "oh." "ladiesandgentlemen,please" "Welcome your host for the 2011" "Mtv movie awards, jason" "Sudeikis." "[applause] [applause]" "welcome to mtv movie awards howyouguysdoing?" "welcome to mtv movie awards" "Coming to you live" "From apparently lady gaga's" "Bedroom." "But I'm glad to see everyone" "Putting aside their lookanotherthis." "How you doing in the balcony," "Huh?" "good." "good,good,forthe first" "Time in the history of the movie" "Awards the entire balcony has" "Been fathered by arnold" "Schwarzenegger, just so you" "Know." "I'm your host, jason sudeikis." "thankyou." "someofyoumay not knowme," "But I will say I do feel" "Qualified to host the movie" "Awards because I starred in the" "Major motion picture, hall pass," "Which was the highest grossing" "Movie in america on" "February 26th from 1:00 to 4:00 p.M." "You may also know me from" "Saturday night live, or" "As my family calls it, the" "Justin timberlake show." "Mtv is expecting huge ratings" "For the movie awards" "Tonight." "You have all those 16-year-olds" "Watching at home, not to mention" "Their kids." "of course mtv stands for music" "Television, but forthoseof youwho forgot," "I'm talking to you music" "Executives." "By tonight, we are celebrating" "Cinema." "So I expect mtv will stand for" "More twilight victories." "Yes." "Do we have any twilight fans" "Here?" "Yeah." "Figures." "Where's my king speech fans at" "Though." "There they go, there they go." "You rowdy [bleep]." "Look at you." "We will make sure to get you" "Some hard candy soon." "Oh, so many talented young stars" "Here tonight, I was surprised to" "Find so many kids this year." "Not as surprised as maria" "Schriver." "A lynn that gomez is here." "High selena." "You have been lip locked with" "That beiber kid for like a month" "Strait, I just want you to be" "Careful, I just am telling you" "That because she has already" "Swallowed three of his baby" "Teeth." "Don't want you to choke." "Kristen stewart, the lovely and" "Talented kristen stewart is" "Here." "Now in buy light her character" "Faces an impossible decision," "Choosing between go loves and I" "Know if I was in that place, I" "Don't know who I would choose." "My heart says jacob, but my" "Wiener says edward." "My balls are indifferent." "So emma stone, is in the house." "[applause] emmadidan amazingjob" "Starring as a canadian hooker in" "A movie called "easy eh."" "[laughter] oh,laughon thecut to, I" "Love it." "A lot of fun, a lot of fun" "Awards here tonight." "Best break out star is a good" "One." "Past winners include jessica" "Simpsons and katie perry both be" "They both started using" "Proactive." "Speaking of great awords how did" "Human centipede not get" "Nominated for best kiss?" "We learn sod much from movies" "This year, we learned that" "Justin timberlake is a true" "Triple threat, he is a singer," "He is a dancer, and he is a" "Singer." "Anybody here see "brides maid?"" "So funny." "Incredibly talented, so pretty." "You know how they got the title" "The two groups of people that" "Swartz neigher sleeps with." "Brides and maids." "Yeah." "Evidently he doesn't just pump" "Iron, huh?" "Actually keep an eye out for his" "Next movie, pumping the ironer." "All right." "Okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm" "Done." "Now you know it wouldn't be mtv" "Without mentioning jersey shore." "They are in Italy right now" "Embarrassing us all." "Did you hear that snookky was" "Rear ended, this time by a car." "Yeah." "All right, let's get this thing" "Going." "You guys ready, huh?" "Now I will say before we start," "I want to wish all the nominees." "Please keep your speeches over 30 seconds, if you go over your" "Time, you will be immediately" "Replaced by ashton kutcher," "Congratulations on your new job" "Man, he is doing what he does" "Best, replacing an older" "Celebrity." "[applause]" "All right." "Let's get it going, our first" "Two presenters star in the film" "Friends with benefits, and my" "Much much more talented younger" "Brother, justin timberlake." "♪♪ thankyou,jason." "[bleep]." "eventhoughwe 'rein the" "Movies friends with benefits," "You and I have never dated." "nope,no." "We are like brother and sister." "totallyplatonic" "Relationship, which I can do" "This." "Whew!" "andit'swhyIcandothis." "herearethenomineesfor" "Best male performance." "bestmaleperformance." "ky talk to you alone for a" "Second." "jesseeisenbeerie." "Daniel radcliffe." "Zac efron." "Taylor lautner." "hey,beautiful." "showtime." "andthewinnerfor bestmale" "Performance is." "Ithinkwe justfoundthat" "Out." "What a shameless reference to my" "Penis." "Penis." "It's robert pattinson." "[cheers] good,I reallydidn'tthinkI" "Was going to win, this is kind" "Of embarrassing now." "Zach was almost crying and stuff" "In that little clip." "Yeah, well, thanks very much." "I'm consistently surprised, so" "Yeah, thank you very much, thank" "You for showing all your support" "To the movies and we will see" "You all again next year." "♪♪ ladiesandgentlemen,please" "Welcome j.J. Abrams, courtney," "And steven spielberg." "thisisastoryofsix" "Friends using a film camera to" "Make a zombie movie." "theysneakawayone nightto" "Film a scene, and become the" "Only witnesses of a massive" "Train crash, but that's not all." "Something escapes from the" "Derailed train." "sinceproductionbeganon" "Super eight we tries to keep the" "Story a secret, not to give away" "Every detail, so like in the old" "Days the audience gets to have a" "Fun ride, unspoiled." "But the mtv movie awards is all" "About the biggest movie fans on" "This planet, and we want to give" "You something special, so here" "Is a world exclusive sneak peek" "Of our new film, ladies and" "Gentlemen, this is "super eigh" "Eight."" "[applause] ready,beextraloudwhen the" "Train passes by, action." "Ithinkyouare indanger." "Idon'thaveachoice." "don'tgoback." "don'tleaveme ." "watchout,watchout ." "run." "Isawit ." "No one believes me." "Idon'twantany more" "Trouble, do you?" "airforcehasn'tanswereda" "Damn question." "They are looking for something." "Ican'ttellanywherewewere" "Here." "We aren't saying anything to" "Anyone." "go!" "thecountyis sealedoff ," "Nobody is allowed in." "whatthehell." "ninepeoplemissing,property" "Damage, theft, there are things" "Happening around here that I" "Can't explain." "youareaskingmeifwe had" "Dangerous persons onboard this" "Train, I can assure you the" "Answer is no." "isthereaparticulararea" "That you want me to shoot at?" "[applause]" "If you like that "super eight"" "Sneak peek, then don't miss the" "World exclusive of the final" "Harry potter, when emmr." "Watson" "Brings up the scoop." "the2011mtvmovieawards" "Brought to you by taco bell 12" "Pack." "Be the live life of the party." "Sprint, all together now." "welcome back to the mtv movie" "Awards, we're coming at you live" "From what I can only assume is a" "Rain forest café." "Your next three presenters star" "In "crazy stupid love," but only" "One of them looks exactly like" "Me naked." "Try to guess which one it is." "Please welcome steve carrel," "Emma stone and ryan gosling." "♪♪ evil comes in many, many" "Forms." "you don't even want to know" "How many forms evil" "Comes in." "Like so many many forms." "Sometimes evil is a dolphin that" "Ruins your caribbean vacation," "Pinning you down, humping" "You in front of your entire" "Family." "that's not actually one of the" "Forms." "yeah that just sounds like a" "Horny dolphin." "I'llneverforgetthose" "Intelligent eyes." "here are some other forms of" "Evil." "leighton meester "the" "Roommate"" "Christoph waltz "the green" "Hornet"" "nedbeatty." "tomfelton." "mickeyrourke." "andthewinnerfor best" "Villain is tom felton." "♪♪ wow." "Thank you very much." "This is always exciting to be" "Here, this is very nice." "I really appreciate all the" "Support of all the last ten" "Years of harry potter, it always" "Amazes me that you are still as" "Passionate as you are." "So thank you to everyone who" "Voted and thank you for waiting" "So patiently for the last film," "It will be worth the wait, I" "Guarantee." "[applause] pleasewelcomethestarof" "The upcoming movie "there" "Popper's penguins" jim carrey." "♪who let the dogs out ♪ goodmorningeveningworld." "And thank you kindly." "traditionally, entertainers" "Not unlike myself, have felt" "It necessary to grab people's" "Attention in whatever" "Way they can, through being" "Outrageous or even rude [bleep] for the sake of shock" "Value." "theymightevengosofaras" "To instrength a suit like this," "Just to show you their boeing " "I use to think that's what it" "Was all about." "But then a new breed came along," "With a different sense of" "Purpose." "They called themselves foo" "Fighters." "[applause] andfoocanbeprettynasty" "Stuff." "So we should all be glad there's" "Someone out there fighting it." "Performing walk, the foo" "Fighters!" "♪♪" "♪1 million miles away you're" "Sitting ♪" "♪I think I lost my way ♪" "♪" "♪getting good at starting over" "Every time that I return♪" "♪i'm learning to walk again♪" "♪i believe I've waited long" "Enough♪" "♪where do I begin♪" "♪i'm learning to talk again♪" "♪can't you see I've waited long" "Enough♪" "♪where do I begin♪" "♪♪" "♪do you remember the days♪" "We built these paper mountains" "And sat and watched them burn♪" "♪i think I found my place♪" "♪can't you feel it growing" "Stronger" "I'm learning to walk again" "I believe I've waited long" "Enough" "Where do I begin♪" "I'm learning to talk again" "I believe I've waited long" "Enough" "Where do I begin" "Now!" "♪" "♪for the very first time" "Don't you pay no mind" "Set me free" "Again♪" "♪you keep alive a moment at a" "Time" "But still inside a whisper to a" "Liar" "To sacrifice but knowing to" "Survive" "The first to find another state" "Of mind♪" "♪i'm on my knees, I'm waiting" "For a sign" "Forever, whenever" "I never wanna die" "I never wanna die" "♪i'm on my knees" "I never wanna die" "I'm dancing on my grave" "I'm running through the fire" "Forever, whatever" "I never wanna die♪" "♪i never wanna leave" "I'll never say goodbye" "Forever, whatever" "♪i'm learning to walk again" "I believe I've waited long" "Enough" "Where do I begin♪" "♪i'm learning to talk again" "Can't you see I've waited long" "Enough" "Where do I begin" "I'm learning to walk again" "I believe I've waited long" "Enough♪" "♪i'm learning to talk again" "Can't you see I've waited long" "Enough♪" "Enough♪" "[applause]" "pleasewelcomecaptain" "America, chris evans." "[applause] just want to remind everyone" "That the voting is still" "Open for the biggest award of" "The night -- best movie" "Of the year!" "Who's gonna take it?" "The winner" "Is up to you, america." "Vote" "Right now." "for the biggest" "Award of the night, presented by" "Starbucks frappuccino." "Text your vote for best movie to 66333." "For black swan text a." "For harry potter text b." "For inception text c." "For the social network text d." "For the twilight saga:" "Eclipse" "Text e." "Text now, or go to" "Vote for best movie." "welcome back to the 73rd" "Re-broadcast of the 2011" "Mtv movie awards." "Up next, here are the stars of" "The" "Film "30 minutes or less," a" "Delicious scoop of" "Comedy neapolitan:" "Danny" "Mcbride, aziz ansari, and" "Reverend nick swardson." "♪♪ how'sitgoing." "Folks we're not in a great mood" "Right now." "weweretoldwewere" "Presenting with our favorite" "Actor jaden smith, but at the" "Last minute he dropped out." "aziz,justgo aheadand come" "Out." "where'sjaden?" "I spent so much money on my" "Jeans." "He's not coming." "comeon,there'salotof" "Other cool people here." "He is awesome, he is in" "Transformers 3." "canhetransformintojaden" "Smith, no, I didn't think so." "You know how long I spent on" "These braids?" "[bleep] you." "no,aziz,don't." "The nominees for best jaw" "Dropping moment are." "." ""inception."" "Justin beiber never say never." "James franco, 127 hours." "Steve-o, "jackass 3d."" "andthewinnerfor bestjaw" "Dropping moment is." "oh." "anotherpersonis nothere," "Sad." "He didn't come either." "no." "hedid." "justinbeiber." "heisnothere." "He is not here." "He's busy in a huge jet while he" "Is skypeing with selena gomez." "dangit." "We love you beiber." "Why can't we meet anyone we" "Love?" "[screaming]." "thankyouso much." "I couldn't let down my fans." "I want to thank everybody." "I want to thank the director, my" "Family, and everybody but most" "Of all I want to thank my fans," "I love you!" "staytunedforthe world" "Exclusive peek at the final" "Harry potter movie." "the2011"mtvmovieawards"" "Brought to you by adidas." "We asked you to show us our game" "Face, you showed us what it" "Means to go all in." "State farm, like a good neighbor" "State farm is there." "And by twix, f$Ãºppp$quiddcgd." "welcomeback." "Welcome back." "So many cool stars here tonight." "Check it out from "the social" "Network," andrew garfield." "Stand up, andrew." "Come on, stand up." "Thanks, buddy, oh wow, what do" "We have here, you know him for" "Crushing jame train co's arm." "tobecontinued." "How you doing." "I'mdoingwell." "youhavingagoodtime ." "youknow,I'mkindofbummed" "I wasn't nominated for best" "Villain." "Iunderstandthat." "You are amazing in that movie, I" "Have to say." "You must have a lot of gigs" "Lined up now." "notreally." "You know what I'm looking to get" "More involved in." "what'sthat." "poorno." "Maybe I'm doing it with like a" "Shrub, real kinky stuff." "that'sgreat." "Wait a minute, wait a minute." "Oh boy." "What." "oh." "What is this." "oh,notagain." "yeah." "thisisconstantlyhappening." "allright,well,it'sfleiss" "To see you bob, well your next" "Presenters won't be seen here," "Lu be seen in transformers "dark" "Of the moon."" "Of the moon."" "pleasewelcomepatrick" "Dempsey, [." "[cheers] wewillallbehere tonight," "To bring you some explosive" "Action, and to present the award" "For best fight." "whethertheyarerippingout" "Hair or pounding people's faces" "In, one thing is definitely for" "Sure." "youseriouslydon'twantto" "Mess with these nominees." "herearethenomineesforthe" "Best fight." "bestfight." "Emma watson." ""inception."" "thefighter." "Joseph go robert pattinson, vs." "Bryce dallas howard and xavier" "Samuels." "The twilight saga." "thewinnerforthe bestfight" "Is robert pattinson, versus" "Bryce dallas howard, "the" "Twilight series:" "Eclipse."" "Twilight series:" "Eclipse."" "okay,thankyou." "First of all, thank you to david" "Slade." "To john sternham that" "Choreographed the fight." "you'vedoneit ." "yeah,I won." "IguessIshouldsayI 'mso" "Sorry I tried to hurt you, rob," "I'm so sorry." "it'sfine." "I ripped your head off." "it'strue." "andnowyou'repregnant." "cool." "thankseveryone." "comingup,aneverbefore" "Seen clip." "The award for best kiss is next." "Vote for best movie." "Vote for best movie." "welcome back to the mtv movie" "Awards." "For those of you that don't" "Know, I'm a bit of a" "Songwriter." "I wrote a theme song for every" "Movie that came out this year." "Some of them get used, none of" "Them have." "Love to sing a few for you" "Tonight." "Let's see." "Ah, first" "One is for the green hornet." "♪billionaire slacker" "Doin' what he should" "Billionaire slacker" "Fighting for good♪" "♪skinny seth, also the jay" "Chao.♪" "♪skinny seth rogen" "And a flexible asian" "Skinny seth rogen" "Lost weight, the green hornet♪ that'sallwe gotthere." "They didn't want to use that" "One." "They said it was a little too" "Literal." "This one is nice, I like that" "One." "A little duet that I wrote." "Please welcome to the stage," "Ms. Emma stone." "ah, nice to see you back to" "Your original fake colored" "Hair." "I'm doing you a favor," "Sudeikis." "[bleep] I know you are," "Sweetie." "Just read the monitor." "This is a song I wrote for my" "Favorite romantic comedy." "3... 4... ♪we got no strings attached" "Emma" "That's the way it should be" "Jason" "If you wanna be friends that" "Have sex then♪ you gotta pee on me." "What did you have me say?" "thank you emma, that's all!" "Off you go, stage left." "Boy, the studio did not like" "That." "That was something neither the" "Kutch nor nattie light asked" "For." "Apparently golden showers are" "Frowned upon." "Oh, this is my favorite song!" "I wrote it in 20 minutes" "After seeing the trailer for" ""just go with it."" "1, 2, 3, 4... ♪the beach" "Bum dumba bumba dumba" "Bum dumba." "Brooklyn decker' boobs!" "♪ brooklyn, you in the house" "Tonight?" "Good to see all" "Three of you." "Next is a little country song I" "Wrote for my favorite" "Martial arts film." "♪little black kid in china" "All he's doin' is tryin' a" "Make a friend in china" "Karate gonna lead the way" "♪ thankyou,david." "Quigger." "Let's go quicker, we got to" "Move." "gees." "whoknewhe knewhow toplay" "Percussion." "Now he had a movie this year" "Where he was stuck?" "A box and I wrote a song for it." "♪buried ♪" "That's that one, kind of a power" "Ballot." "This is the last one, the last" "One celebrates the greatest" "Stunt in the history of cinema." "This year." "♪you sit down" "You take a seat" "You close that latch" "Try not to breathe♪" "♪then you're flyin' through the" "Sky" "There's poop in your eye" "It causes you to shout" "Now there's poop in your mouth" "How could this beeeee?" "♪" "♪oh yeah." "I'm in jackass 3d!" "♪" "♪brooklyn decker's boooobs...♪ [applause] thankyou,everybody." "I have no idea how to play the" "Piano." "Boy, are these a couple of" "Butter faces." "Ryan reynolds and someone that" "We believe is the real blake" "Lively though she won't confirm" "It." "Here we go." "we are here to present the" "Award for best kiss." "the most alluring lip-locks," "The sexiest smooches of" "The year -- guys!" "Guys!" "Whatisgoingon?" "[bleep] sorry, dude." "We" "Can't control our laser boners." "get a hold of yourselves!" "There are children around." "Think baseball, think about" "Baseball!" "picture larry king washing pictureyourmomand dad" "Making sweet love on the roof of" "Your car." "ona veryhotday ." "[laughter]" "Ididn'twanttodothis, I" "Will pull out the big guns now." "I want you to imagine donald" "Trump, he is atop a majestic" "White stallion, he is wearing" "Nothing but baby powder and a" "Pair of well oiled chaps." "And he is looking at you, and he" "Is making heavy heavy eye" "Contact." "Okay." "Really." "[laughter] really." "sorrydude,donaldtrumpis" "Gorgeous." "And rich." "Iwanthiminsideme." "[laughter] let'sjustgettothe" "Nominees for best kiss." "Taylor lautner and kristen" "Stewart." "Natalie portman and neil." "youarelovely." "emmawatsonanddaniel" "Radcliffe." "ellenpageandjoseph" "Gordon-leavitt." "it'sworthashot." "kristenstewartandrobert" "Pattinson." "andthewinneris." "huho ." "Kristen stewart and robert" "Pattinson." "♪satisfy the loving satisfy" "Your heart ♪ oh,man." "Ifeelbad." "Because I don't feel like" "Kissing you." "You don't want to kiss me do" "You." "well,I meanit 'sbeenalong" "Time, and I think maybe we" "Should finally go for it." "Again." "really." "Ijustthinkit's--there 's" "Somebody else in the audience" "That I think will appreciate it" "A little more." "And I just want to do it -- but" "I think I know you well." "goget'em." "Go get 'em." "[applause] [applause]" "thisismine." "what." "I want to take you backstage." "I want to take you backstage." "kristen stewart  rober behalfoftheenormouscast" "Of harry potter." "Thank you for all of your" "Support over the year." "You have made this the most" "Crazy and incredible ride." "So tonight I'm very proud to" "Bring you an exclusive sneak" "Peek of the final movie." "So ladies and gentlemen, "harry" "Potter and the deathly hallows" "Part ii."" "nosignof him,mylord ." "Ithoughthe wouldcome." "harry." "No." "Harry potter." "The boy who lived." "Come to die." "♪♪only I can live forever." "comeon." "finishthis." "Forget about it." "No." "don't!" "[applause]" "♪♪ comingupin five,who is" "Going to show up to present the" "Generation award?" "ladiesandgentlemen,to" "Present this year's generation" "Award, please welcome to the" "Stage patrick dempsey, robert" "Pattinson and chelsea handler." "goodeveningwe arehonored" "To present this award to reese" "Witherspoon." "[applause] theresheis ,rightthere." "Reese witherspoon." "We worked together many years" "Ago on a movie called "sweet" "Home alabama."" "Extraordinary experience, she" "Has had incredible hits, and" "Legally blond, huge." ""cruel intentions."" "Ny personal favorite "election."" "Okay, we all should go out and" "See that movie, it is a great" "Movie." "And then we saw "walk the line"" "Which an incrediblability" "Experience, which shows reese in" "A way that we hadn't seen her" "Before." "A beautiful singing voice, and" "She was honored to win an" "Academy award." "But she just told me backstage" "Now she is really getting into" "The wild part of her life." "She is letting her hair down and" "Going a little crazy, to know" "What she has done is most" "Remarkable is humanitarian work" "She has been doing." "you?" "I have no idea." "it'sgreat." "It is a great thing." "I'mnotaprofessional." "okay." "Don't worry about it." "thereisatellprompter" "Right there." "okay." "adlib." "adlibbing." "It is good you are doing well." "it'sa similarthing." "thisistheworst." "read." "thefirstbitisboring." "It is an honor to present you" "With this award." "Yes." "Generation award." "Idon'tknowifeveryone" "Knows but I did my first movie" "With you." "And you played my mother." "What I later learned though, is" "You were directly responsible" "For cutting my part of the movie" "Out." "This is the truth." "Seven years later, we worked" "Together in a movie." "And this time you played my" "Lover." "And I didn't cut you out." "But I did [bleep]." "reese,reese." "IjustrealizedImiss add" "Crucial part of that joke " "Whatever, I can't read my" "Writing." "Southern girls can wear girdles" "But they can't talk about it." "[laughter]" "Uhm, tequila is like a lays" "Potato chip, you can't just have" "One." "And it is possible to be 33%" "Lesbian, not mentioning any" "Names." "Reese, working with you bias and" "Not getting cut out once was a" "Special eperson, but if there's" "One thingly take with me, it is" "This, as you get older you" "Realize it's not always a bad" "Thing to have sexual chemistry" "With your mother." "Congratulations." "[applause] herewego ." "[applause] whata toughacttofollow." "First off, I would like to say" "That I was thrilled earlier this" "Evening when I spotted harry" "Potter and emma watson" "Backstage, and then realized it" "Was zac efron, so thank you for" "That." "Stop looking so pretty, zach," "Just stop." "I am here tonight to -- and her" "Amazing career, reese, it seems" "Like you do everything" "Perfectly." "You are smart, funny, and after" "Two children you still have a" "Smaller ass than justin beiber." "And so far, the only flaw I" "Found is your decision to do" ""legally blond two" but I" "Forgive you, it's okay we're" "Friends." "There is not a person who has" "Met you who doesn't say how" "Sweet and wonderful you are, but" "I know deep down there is a" "Dirty bird in front of you, that" "Is just waiting to break free," "And I saw a glimpse in the movie" ""fear" when you rode that roller" "Coaster, with underwear model as" "He fondled more than your cotton" "Candy." "So I will have to tell you" "That's is one at the best as" "What she does, and there's a lot" "More to come, but for now let's" "Take a look back at what she has" "Accomplished so far." "♪♪ girls." "This is it." "♪♪" "I'mgoingto harvard." "youmeanlikeonvacation?" "♪♪ thiswillbe justlinesenior" "Year, except for funner." "I'mellewood,we'reboth" "Gemini vegetarians." "Ithinkyoudid it." "you'reon,willpopular." "Iwasaimingatyour head ," "Mr." "Iknowexactlywhatthis" "Means." "I'mnevergoingtobegood" "Enough for you, am I." "willyoumaryme." "areyousure?" "tellmeyoudon 'tloveme." "you'rea liar." "♪♪" "Ican'twalknoline ." "It's not fair." "youdeserveabeautifullife ." "youarethefirstboytoever" "Kiss me, I love you." "comeon." "bay,baby,baby." "I'minlovewithyou." "You know." "♪mistreated, misunderstood, ♪ tellmewhatIcandotomake" "You happy." "Igavemy heartawayalong" "Time ago, and I never got it" "Back." "♪pretty please, don't you ever" "Feel like you're less than" "Perfect ♪" "♪pretty pretty please, if you" "Ever ever feel like you're less" "Than perfect ♪" "♪you are perfect to me ♪ [applause] [applause] ladiesandgentlemen,the" "Recipient of this year's" "Generation award, reese" "Witherspoon." "♪♪" "♪♪" "." "ohmygod." "That's crazy." "I have the three most ridiculous" "People on planet earth to" "Present the award." "You know what's crazy I was" "Really nervous to get this" "Award, because scarlet made out." "And then they told me chelsea" "Was presenting it and who knows" "Where she was." "The punch line to your joke is I" "Played your mother, then we had" "A sex scene, so really you're" "The best [bleep] in hollywood." "I have got to work with" "Incredible people like patrick" "Dempsey, are you joking me." "I'm so lucky to have people like" "That that have incredible like" "Chemistry, and making incredible" "Movies, and I just want to say" "To all the girls out there, like" "I know it is cool to be bad, I" "Get it." "All right." "It's cool to be bad." "But it's also possible to make" "It in hollywood without a" "Reality show." "[applause]" "When I came up in this business," "You made a sex tape you were" "Embarrassed and you hid it under" "Your bed." "And like if you took" "Neighborhood picture of yourself" "On your cell phone, you hide" "Your face, people." "Hide your face." "It's totally possible for all" "The girls out there, it is" "Possible to be a good girl, and" "Try to make it cool." "I just want to say thank you to" "Everybody at m tv, you have" "Always been so cool to me." "This has been my dream all my" "Life." "[applause]" "Ihavethegreatestfans in" "The world, so thank you so much." "the2011mtvmovieawards," "Brought to you by snickers." "You aren't you when you're" "Hungry." "Snicker satisfies." "hi,I 'mtyresegibson." "And I'm in the international" "Smash fab five." "andI 'mfuel,Iwas cut out" "Of the film, flash five." "I was probably too fast, right" "Tyrese?" "That's a yes." "We are here to tell you that" "Texting and doing illegal street" "Race is a bad idea." "thatisjustplaindumb ." "anditis abad idea." "youjustsaidthat." "IknowIreallywant to" "Hamster point home." "If you do text this is what can" "Happen." "seeI thinkwe saidthatline" "Together." "tyresethat'smy line." "Iknow,butifwedidit" "Together it would show our" "Natural chemistry." "yousee." "That guy should have been" "Focused on responsibly pulling a" "Safe while driving at 80 miles" "Per hour." "nottextingaboutit." "[laughter] checkoutwhathappenswhen" "This guy texts during an illegal" "Street race." "rolltheclip." "rollit--  baby." "that'smyline." "Iknow." "I know." "itlookslikethe trainwon." "youneverwinifyouare" "Texting while illegally street" "Racing." "you- - onlylose." "that'syourline." "Iknow,butIwantedtosay" "It together." "sowhattookyou solong to" "Get it out." "youknowit ,comeon, come" "On." "you'rekillingme ." "allright." "tworeallycoolgoodlooking" "Badass dudes don't text" "Yourself." "beforeyouwreckyourself." "thereitis ." "that'scorny." "Iwrotethatline." "that'swhyit is corny." "itisagoodline ." "Come on." "Come on." "Tyrese." "areyouseriousrightnow." "fidbumpme ." "Come on, here we go." "I'mdone." "canyoutakethismike" "Please." "yeah,takethisguy 'smike," "Come on." "tyrese,whatdo yousay -- canyoustopfollowingme." "where'smytrailerat?" "youfollowme buddy,comeon," "Let's find the guy's trailer," "Where is his trailer." "Where you going." "[applause] ladiesandgentlemenoftheit" "Presenters are the lovely" "Cameron diaz." "♪♪" "♪♪ bestlinefromamovieisa" "New category this year." "[ringing]." "sorry." "I forgot to turn that off." "jason." "It's -- it's your phone, your" "Butt dialing me." "Better lock your phone." "no,I knowI'mbuttdialing" "You, I have like a super strong" "Ass, and I'm doing it on" "Purpose." "That's not funny." "I'm doing it on purpose, it is" "Like a little talent I have." "crazy,nobodycanactually" "Butt dial on purpose." "really." "[laughter] howdidyouass justtake a" "Picture of itself and text it to" "Me?" "[beep]." "Ijustmadeaprankcallto" "Tokyo." "Angry bird season, level 13." "I just bought stock in apple." "didyoujusthavean" "Accident?" "ImeanIhavelike alittle" "Situation going, you don't have" "To point it out to all of the" "World." "letmegetyou out ofthis ." "Hold on a second." "Here are the nominees for the" "Best lines from a movie." "bestlinefromamovie." "$1 million would be cool, you" "Know what's cool." "you." "$1billion." "what'swastedwhenyou havea" "Hankering for ice cream." "Iwantto getchocolate" "Wasted." "there'sa higherpowerthat" "Will judge you for your" "Indecentsy." "tomcruise." "ifyouguyswerethe" "Inventors of fullback, you would" "Have invented facebook." "♪♪you mustn't be afraid to" "Dream a little bigger, darling." "andthebestlinefrom a" "Movie is." "whoisit ,whoisit." "Iloveyoucameron." "alexysnycolesanchezfrom" ""grown ups."" "♪♪ thereyougo ,honey." "thisisso cool." "Thanks a lot." "I want to thank my friends my" "Family and my fans for voting" "For me." "And I want to thank you my" "Manager for all the hard work," "And most of all I want to thank" "God for giving me all the" "Blessings he has given me, and" "All the "grown ups" for being in" "The movie, it was so fun, and I" "Want to get chok chocolate wast." "themovie" "giveitup forthe new star" "Of 2 1/2 men, ashton kutcher and" "Music super star nicki minaj." "♪♪ ashtonandIhaveonething" "In common." "greatasses?" "herearethenomineesfor" "Best female performance." "bestfemaleperformance." "Emma stone, high school girls." "emmawatson." "okay, hold on." "jenniferanniston." "youhaveseriousissueswith" "E.D." "youdon'tknowwhatyouare" "Doing." "natalieportman." "allright." "And the best performance been" "Best female performance is" "Kristen stewart "the twilight" "Saga:" "Eclipse." "♪♪ oh,man." "This is silly." "Okay." "It feels very incredible to be" "So completely supported by" "Everybody, it really truly does." "We have like obviously the" "Greatest fans ever, so the" "Greatest fans ever." "Okay." "I had a great time doing the" "Movie with everybody that works" "On it, and thank you to them as" "Well, and also the other" "Nominees natalie, sorry, but the" "Popcorn is mine." "No but really, emma, and emma," "And jennifer, and natalie you" "Guys are awesome, and there you" "Go, thanks." "fromthenewmoviemonty" "Carlo." "Online fan said it best, hands" "Dune luca is my favorite rapper." "He has that genius flow, tonight" "We get to experience some of" "That genius flow right here on" "This stage." "ladiesandgentlemen,lupe" "Fiasco and trey songz." "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪girl I want you to know I" "Can't question you out of my" "Head ♪" "♪girl I want you to know I" "Don't even know what you did ♪" "♪but I love it ♪" "♪but I love it ♪" "♪girl I want you to know I" "Can't get you out of my head ♪" "♪♪ comeon♪" "♪girl I want you to know, I" "Don't even know what you did ♪" "♪but I love it ♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "All night 'til the morning" "We dream so long" "Anybody ever wonder" "When we'd see the sun go" "Remember when you come up" "The show goes on" "Have you ever had the feelin'" "That" "You was bein' had?" "Don't that shit there make you" "Mad?" "They" "Treat you like a slave" "Put chains all on your soul" "And put whips up on your back" "They be lyin' through they teeth" "Hope you slip up off your path" "I don't switch up, I just laugh" "Put my kicks up on they desk" "Unaffected by they threats" "Then get busy on they ass" "(more)" "Blame" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪everybody ever wonder ♪" "♪ever wonder ♪" "♪all right I'm ready to go ♪" "♪all right ♪" "♪all right ♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪terrified of the world, now" "I'm on a world tour ♪" "I'm on a world tour ♪" "♪all right I'm ready to go ♪" "♪all right ♪go to I tunes and" "Download the new album." "And the show goes on next, a" "World exclusive look at" ""twilight "breaking dawn"" plus" "The biggest award of the night." "the2011movieawardsbrought" "To you by the chevy cruze." "Be the life of the party." "And by" "welcomebackto themtv movie" "Awards brought to you by" "Butterflies." "Butterflies we used to be" "Caterpillars." "Quick congratulations to little" "Seven-year-old alexys nycole" "Sanchez." "For her winning line "I want to" "Get chocolate wasted."" "Sad news I've been told that she" "Was just checked into chocolate" "Rehab." "So bad news." "It's awful." "Okay, well your next three" "Presenters are from the upcoming" "Film horrible bosses, please" "Welcome the hilarious charlie" "Day, and also jason sudeikis." "[applause] allright." "We're going to be presenting the" "Word for best immediatic" "Performance." "howdoyouthinkI'mdoing ." "notgreat." "canI giveyouanote ." "A do you mean a note." "trysomejokes,dude." "areyoukiddingme- - no,I 'mnot." "youmissedofftimberlake." "heisfine." "guys,willyouknockitoff," "Please, I'm serious." "heisveryveryfunny." "guys,industryalot of" "Pressure on me, I have ten" "Minutes left, will you just -- what." "yousaidwhat" "I 'm tweeter" "It, you are going to be a bad?" "Dad." "bestimmediaticomedianperf." "Zack galifianakis." "Ashton kutcher." "Adam sandler." "givemesomefakehugs and" "Laugh really loud." "russellbrand." "yourparentsarewatching" "This." "youheardme ,allright,I" "Need your support." "areweback?" "youwantme to do it ." "okay." "He is barely in the movie " "That's not true." "Most of these people don't" "Know -- come on." "Emma stone." "Oh!" "[applause] [applause]" "[applause] oh,man." "Oh, that's so nice." "Thank you so much." "I feel like I'm in the middle" "Of -- "planet of the apes."" "Well, this is insane." "I'm pretty sure all the people" "In this category are much much" "Funnier than me, but thank you" "For voting." "And it's really made my night," "And my week, and my year, and" "Everything." "Thank you so much, this is so" "Nice." "Thank you." "pleasewelcomethestarsof" "The upcoming movie, the twilight" "Saga, "breaking dawn," part one." "Kristen stewart, robert" "Pattinson, and taylor lautner." "hello." "thenextfilmofthetwilight" "Saga is everything you have been" "Waiting for." "Suspense, surprises, shocking." "romance?" "drama." "And a wedding." "You will definitely want to" "Attend." "tonightyougetanexclusive" "Sneak peek of all of it." "Ladies and gentlemen, this is " "Well, it's not really, almost" ""breaking dawn."" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "." "nomeasureof timewithyou" "Will be long enough." "But we will start with forever." "[ cheers and applause ] ladiesandgentlemen,gary" "Busey." "[ cheers and applause ]" "goodevening,ladiesand" "Gentlemen." "When mtv asked me to present the" "Award for the best movie, I told" "Them I'd be honored." "As long as my hamster ball would" "Fit through the stage doors." "[ cheers and applause ]" "And here are the nominees." "bestmovie." ""inception"." "pushthebutton." "outofcontrol." "I'moutof control." "the" twilight"saga," ""eclipse"." "♪" ""black swan"." "whatareyoudoinghere ?" ""harrypotterandthe deathly" "Hallows"." "♪" ""the social network"." "[ applause ] andthewinneris- " "Oh." "The "twilight" saga "eclipse"." "♪ [ cheers and applause ]" "areyougoingtohold it?" "Hold it?" "Come on, touch it." "Get acquainted." "Whoa." "Look at everyone." "Hey." "Oh, my gosh." "A lot of people here." "This is -- [ cheers and applause ]" "Thank you so much." "I know we were all honored to be" "Nominated in this category" "Especially among all the other" "Films." "The fact that we're standing up" "Here again is truly a testament" "To all the hard work that went" "Into "eclipse"." "We want to thank our director," "David slade." "[ cheers and applause ]" "Our inspiration, stephenie" "Meyer, all the producers and" "Most of all, the real reason" "We're standing here right now is" "Because of each and every one of" "You." "Thank you so much." "Your support means everything to" "Us." "Thank you." "[ cheers and applause ] allright,folks." "The show is over." "But if anybody wants to stick" "Around, me and the crew are" "Going to bust out some rolling" "Papers and [ bleep ] this off of" "Stage." "Hasta la vista, baby." "Good night." "♪" "♪" "♪tonight we gonna be it on the" "Floor ♪" "♪" "♪don't we gonna be it on the" "Floor ♪" "♪clap your hands on the floor" "And keep on rocking, get up on" "The floor ♪" "♪collect on the floor, on the" "Floor, on the floor ♪" "♪don't stop, keep it moving," "Put your drinks up ♪" "♪it's getting ill, it's getting" "Sick on the floor ♪" "♪we never rest on the floor" "It's time we got on the floor ♪" "♪morocco, london to ibiza ♪" "♪l.A. To vegas to africa ♪" "♪dance the night away" "Dance the night away, grab" "Somebody get them on the floor ♪" "♪" "♪tonight we gonna be it on the" "Floor ♪" "♪" "♪tonight we gonna be it on the" "Floor ♪" "♪jumping on the floor, let the" "Rhythm shape your world on the" "Floor ♪" "♪you know we're running tonight" "On the floor ♪" "♪morocco, london to ibiza," "Straight to l.A., new york,"