"So...cold... can't... use the force..." " Eric" " Leia?" "Oh, Hi" "Were you like that all night?" "No!" "No!" "from 1 to 4 I was whimpering because your knee was in my back" "yeah, we get to Madison next week..." "Were getting' a bigger bed" "Eric, my knee was in your back because you were trying to hump me in your sleep" "No, I wasn't asleep" "I gotta go, my folks come home from the hospital, today" "Donna, what's going on in there?" "!" "Donna!" "Um, just a minute, dad" " This is yours!" " No, time!" " I'm coming in!" " Hi, daddy" "I heard voices" " Oh, that was me!" "you know greeting this beautiful morning" "Get out" "May I ask why you're wearing my daughters blouse?" "I thought you'd be mad if I was nude" "Oh, what the hell?" "!" "Fez?" "Oh, my God!" "Did you see anything?" "Not, much you should really think about a night light" "That '70s show Season 6 Episode 1 The Kids Are Alright" "Subtitles by SirMartini" "Yeah, it's a sweatband, I'm wearing sweatbands now" "What are you doing?" "Well, police academy starts in a week so I gotta get in shape..." "So I'm eating raw egg's, like Rocky." "Kelso?" "Rocky, ate raw eggs 'cause he was training for a fight if he was training to be a cophe'd just flunk out a high school and grow a bad mustache" "Oh, I'm growing the bad mustache" "Ooh!" "Forman, just because there's a sale at Penny's doesn't mean you gotta buy everything" "Hey, Fez, your suppose to bring your date home and then take her pants off" "Fellas, I'm afraid your little jokes don't bother me because soon I will be starting my new life in Madison, where if I so choose I can wear ladies cloths all I want!" "Really?" "Where is this Madison?" "So I can go there and kick their dress-wearing asses" "Guys come on." "I'm all man, I'm married to Eric's slutty sister" " Yeah, how's that going?" " Oh, not great but I'm pretty sure when Laurie gets back from our honeymoon in Cancun, things will pick up" " Laurie went on your honeymoon alone?" " Oh, no that would be crazy she took her friend, Carlos, along to keep an eye on her..." "But I paid for both of them so everyone knows who the man is in this deal" "Hellos, Boys, it is me, the object of your desire" "So, Jackie, you choose between me and Kelso, yet?" "I'm on my way to the pool right now to think about it rest assured!" "when I'm in my most delicious shade of cocoa brown, you will have your answers." "Well this might tip the scales, I'm not wearing anything underneath my tracksuit" " This is stupid, all right, I'm outta here" "Hey, Jackie you want to see something hot?" "watch me drink raw eggs!" " Oh, M-Michael" " Jackie, hold on I'm drinking my eggs" " No Michael" " Jackie!" "whatever it is I'm sure it can wait until after I drink my eggs" "Fine!" " Now, what is so important?" " You're allergic to eggs!" "Oh, man, I am" "Yeah, I gotta go to the hospital" "That's okay, I'll drive." "I gotta pick up my folks anyway." "So, uh, Hyde?" "Your competition for Jackie is, uh  egg boy!" "Ooh, that must be so humiliating" "Fez, your wife's on your honeymoon with another guy" "Oh, no, no, no Carlos is just like a, he's kinda like a-like a chaperone, he, uh..." "Son of a BITCH!" "How you doin' back there, Kelso?" "My eyes fell tight, do I look okay?" " Oh my God!" " What?" "What?" "Nothing, we're just shocked at how..." "Great ...you look" "Oh, it's the sweatband." "I'm wearing sweatbands now." "Come on, Kitty, lets get the hell out of this weird place" "I think some of these nurses are stealing drugs" "Red, I am a nurse here" "I stand by my statement" "Okay, Mr. Forman just to be clear." "no going to work, no chores, no driving for three months" " and lets not forget the root cause of the problem?" " To much rage, right?" "Yeah, so he probably shouldn't, like..." "Yell at anyone,anymore right?" "Actually, the reason he ran into trouble is he was holding stuff in" "He was holding stuff in?" "Okay!" "I weigh 42 pounds 'cause of what he let out and I'm sorry your telling me that, uh there's more in there?" "Non non non" "He does not weigh 42 pounds..." "and these two are the best of buddies!" ""Hey, Dad wanna go fishing?" "Sure, son, let's hug"" "that's what it's like at our house" "See what I mean about the drugs?" "What you need to do is focus on things that make you happy" "Ok..." "But..." "I don't know were we're gonna find a boat load of dead commies" "They gave me four shots, none in the arm" "Hey, pretty lady you like what you see?" "Jackie, when are you gonna decide between Kelso and Hyde?" "I already have" " What?" " Yeah..." "Oh, here you go little boy" " So, who'd you pick?" "!" " Well..." "Wow, this ball must be hard to catch, huh?" "I chose Steven, and I'm gonna tell him today" "I cannot wait to see the look on his face" "Oh, my God!" "What if he cries?" "Yeah, that's not gonna happen" "Oh, I'll make him cry, you watch and see" "Hey, what are you--?" "You get a good look you little perv!" "She touched me and it was awesome!" "Now, get you, upstairs for your nap...and Eric he needs quiet, so no shenanigans!" "Mom, please, I haven't Shenaniganed in about six years..." "I've hooliganed, I've no-good nicked" "I've ne'er done well, just yesterday I caught myself rabble Rousing " "Will you SHUT UP!" "Welcome home, Dad!" "YOU!" "You got a lot of nerve..." "Showing your face around here after what you did to my daughter" " Hey, I did you a favor that girls been passed around this town" " Nooooo" "Okay, You have already given him one heart attack..." "That's enough, now hush" "Hey, look buddy, rasionettes!" "Okay, okay, nap time" "Oh Eric,your father has a check up next week so I need you to take him" "Mom, I have to register for college, remember?" "This" " I'm not gonna be here,I'm moving away" " Oh, so your still going?" " Yes, I'm still going, to college" " Fine!" " Mom, I gotta get outta here" "Oh, Kitty let him go, odds are he's not gonna amount to anything and I don't want him blaming me" "See?" "that is exactly the kind of thing that I have to get away from" " Fine!" " Great!" " Great!" " Fine!" " Oh, my heart Iiiiiiiiii" " Dad, Dad!" "I just thought I'd break the tension that's gonna come in handy" "Okay, no more fake heart attacks !" "Next time you clench your chest you'd better see some a bright light and some dead relatives" "Hey little brother, Hey, hubby!" "Don't "hubby" me, I'm mad at you!" "Aw, but I brought you a souvenir" "Oh, look Fez, a genuine Cancun shot glass still sticky with tequila!" "Aaw, you shouldn't have" "No biggie,some guy left it in my room" "Okay..." "Steven, I'm here to tell you, I've made my decision" "I choose you!" "Yeah, I'm a good kisser" "Here's your gum back." "Oh, Steven, I missed you so much" "Hyde, you ready?" "Yeah, lets hit it" "Who is this?" "This is my date,you didn't think I was gonna wait around for you all summer, did you?" "Looks like you traded up" "Oh, you better back off" "Back off or what?" " I'll call your parents" "My parents don't speak midget" "Okay, okay, I hate myself for stopping a girl fight, let's just..." "" " Ah, screw it, Go!" "Go!" "All right, Steven you made your point now..." "Please, stay here with me" "I'm sorry but I got plans." "Hey, maybe you should go work on you tan" "Skank!" "Okay, here you go egg whites only, no yolks they're bad for you" "But the yellow part is the baby bird that's the part I wanna eat" "Sorry...too much cholesterol, which also means no bacon just good old heart-healthy Ham" "Bacon" "Ah, this is so good and is..." "so much better than ham" "And for you, my famous chocolate chip, Carmel whipped cream pancakes!" "Maom, your not gonna bribe me into staying home from school with super sweet breakfast food" "Where are my sprinkles?" "No, no the pancakes are an apology, I overreacted before of course you have to go to school" " So that's it?" "It's- no guilt?" " That's right" "What a nice, warm family moment!" "lets celebrate..." "With bacon" "Bacon" "Steven, how could you go out with another girl when I chose you?" "Jackie, when I said choose between me and Kelso, I meant choose me,right then making me sit around and wait it out is immature." "I want what I want when I want it, what is so immature about that?" "Forget it, Jackie, maybe your just not my type" "Whoa!" ", that was rough, even I've had a better day then you and my head swelled up to five times it's normal size" "Oh, my God, Donna?" "Madison has a course called The Social Significance..." "Of Jedi Culture" "Mom, what- why are you doing laundry?" "It's almost midnight..." "Well, with your dad not working, I had to pick up a double shift at the hospital this is the only time I have to do it" " Okay, don't do this" " Do what?" "Come down here in the middle of the night, doing laundry, looking like hell" " Oh, excuse me" " No, I..." "I'm just saying, your trying to make me feel guilty for leaving and it's not gonna work..." "I can't stay here, okay?" "I have to go off and live my life." "I disserve that Mom, I disserve a chance" "Okay, okay, no need to use your squeaky voice" "I understand that you have to leave, I have bigger things to worry about then making you feel guilty" " Eric, if you feel like you need to stay, I mean, we can talk about" " No no!" " We're leaving next week...and that's final!" " Ok" "Yeah, it's bacon and I don't care if you tell your mother." "She doesn't scare me!" "Eric I almost forgot!" "How could Steven say I'm not his type?" "I'm everybody's type, that's my thing" "Well, (clears throat) at least you don't have to worry about me chasing after you anymore" "I mean, most of the stuff you and Hyde use to argue about?" "I didn't even understand which makes me think you've become a complicated woman and I don't want none of that" "So, your really okay with us just being friends" "Yeah, I release you" "Fly, little bird, fly, fly away!" "That was you" " Michael, do you think I'm immature?" " No, your almost fully grown" "Well..." "Steven thinks so" "Apparently, I'm immature and that skank in the leather jacket is what?" "Cool?" "Well I can be cool, people can change." "Olivia Newton-John did it for John Travolta and that movie was totally realistic" "Yummy!" "Jackie?" "Tell me about it, Steve?" "Oh, Jackie, your so much cooler then that skank I was with before please take me back. 'cause we belong together like Bop-booba-loo-ba, sha-walla, sha-bang, sha-bang" "Ah!" "The whole gang is back together again" "Yes, they did it" "Are you gonna sing?" "Cause I've heard you sing and your not gonna sing, are you?" "No, but I'm gonna get Steven back, whatever it takes and I'm gonna get me a pair of those black satin pants 'cause I look good in those" " Mom?" " Fabric softener!" "I'm up!" "Mrs. Forman, are you okay?" "Oh, sure..." "Oh, God, I'm late for work" "Your working tonight?" "Well, honey, nights can be our busiest time." "Lots of people stroke out after a big salty dinner" "But you worked all day" "I know Okay, there's food in the..." "Oh, who am I kidding,there's no food!" "They can't do this to me!" "they cannot do this to me I gotta get outta here!" "of all the people in history of the world that have ever had to get anywhere It is me HAVING TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" "I have to go!" "..." "I have to stay" "Donna, I'm sorry" "Sorry?" "Eric, I think its amazing that you'd do that for your family." "and you know we'll see each other on the weekend's" "Oh, so your still going?" "Yeah, I mean..." "Yeah" "Yeah..." "No, of course" "Oh, come on!" "I think I have something that might make you feel better?" "Hey, um..." "Can we just like..." "Could we just sit for a while" "Yeah, sure." "Sit for a while?" "If I hadn't found this bacon I'd be really pissed of" "I mean, just because I don't wear dresses..." "And, I know how to fix a car doesn't mean I don't like to be told I'm pretty" "Wow, it's like I'm reading my own journal" "I think your pretty, I think your really pretty" "I think your pretty" "Stop!" "Is this really happening?" "Shh!" "You'll break the spell!"