"Subtitles by: cognito08" "Oh God, you win." "Ah, so I guess we're done, huh?" "Uh-huh" "Here, gimme your glass." "Seriously Brenden three dates?" "Is really, really generous!" "Oh wait, this is uh  this is 'internet dude'" "Yeah, you're gonna spill that." "I'm not, trust me" "OK so..." "Oh wow, three fucking boring sex dates" " Boring's not the right word" " It's really incredible, fuck that dude!" "He's maybe just a little passive passive..." "But wait, I.... ... kind of always assumed that you were kind of passive..." "Oh!" "Not boring like this dude but just kind of  you know?" "What?" "Well come on!" "I mean you generally like to  bottom." "You know?" "And just by your play-by-play, totally stuff that you've told me," "I just thought that you like to be ..." " You know I like to get fucked Jesse" " Yes but I don't always wanna be the bottom" " Then don't bottom" " And you know what?" "Sometimes I wanna mix it up" " So mix it up!" " And you almost never get fucked!" "And we're not talking about me!" "Come on!" "I'm sorry" "It's just, it's the..." "It's just that you have the, you know, 'hungry butthole' blazoned across your forehead" "So I just..." "Like right here?" "All over?" "Yes" "You have 'asshole' tattooed across your face!" "Just like it, yes." "I mean maybe what you need is just a a good fucking screaming face down, ass up b-b-bang!" " Right?" "Maybe." "Maybe?" "Yeah." "Yeah" " I mean, right?" "Maybe" "Anyway." "Uh-huh" "How are things with ... erm... ?" "[Brenden clicks his fingers]" "I don't know." "Nothing." "No?" " No?" " No." "I'm surprised that we haven't" "That we haven't what?" "Are you kidding me?" "Erm.. no..." "I'm not, I actually think that it's odd that we never did." "I slept with like most of my friends" "Oh my God, you're serious" "Yes, and you have too!" "You slept with Andy, you slept with Jamar" "We both slept with er..." " er.. cunt-face who..." " No, no, no" "And I think that it would be" "Fun." " Fun?" " Yes, like, it would be nice" " Oh, nice!" " I mean not like 'nice' but good and sexy." "Yes I think that it would be fun." "Errr" "Excuse me for a second so I can grab my wine" "Will you get off me!" "I think I wanna fuck you" "You think you wanna fuck me?" " Yeah, I mean, is that OK?" " Yes" "No, stay, stay." "Brenden, you know I'm stronger than you" "Yes, that has always been true." "I really, really, really wanna fuck you" "OK" "You sure?" "I'm totally fine bottoming if..." "No, I ..." "I want you to" "OK" "Oh, I like it so much." "This is so good." " Oh, I'm close" " You are?" "Yeah" " Really?" " Yeah" " OK" "We didn't go very long!" "I'm gonna fall out I'm coming out, OK?" "Are you OK?" "Yeah" "[Phone rings]" "I'm totally not gonna get that" "[Phone continues to ring]" "I am actually, sorry." "Hold on one second." "Hello" "Hi" "Yeah, yes" "Er..." "Sure, no, I'm fine." "I'm just hanging out with Brenden" "Subtitles: cognito08"