"Out of the way..." "Hurry..." "Out of the way..." "Bring out Ah Choi!" "How magnificent" "Of course, it's from America" "Make way..." "I'll kill you" "Ah Choi..." "What to do, Master Bing?" "Go after him" "Yes" "Well?" "Are you alright?" "Yes" "I am not alright" "What is it, master?" "You chased my dog away" "No big deal, I'll pay for it" "Pay for it?" "Mister Bing, the dog has run away" "Yes" "Out of the way..." "Don't say I use my dad who is the governor to bully you" "Lord Hu, come over here" "Yes, mister Bing" "I am asking Lord Hu to adjudicate" "So you will pay me back willingly" "Alright, follow me home" "I have 7- 8 dogs you could pick one you like" "What?" "My dad spent over 100 taels on my dog and he is one of a kind" "I had him for 2 years" "For 2 years and 100 taels" "Then he's worth 200 taels now" "You should compensate at least 200 taels" "What?" "Even my whole family could not spend that amount in 10 years" "Lord Hu, Ah Choi has beef every meal" "It should be at least 300 taels 300 taels..." "No way" "Lawyer Sung is here he can resolve this" "Too little... just think" "Bringing back such a huge dog from America is not an easy thing it would cost a lot at least compensate 500 taels" "Excellent, 500 taels" "Ah Fuk" "Let go" "Ah Fuk..." "How's your ass?" "ltchy, painful and has tooth marks" "You chased away my dog" "He bite my ass" "Your dog bit people and you ask 500 taels as compensation" "Now Ah Fuk bite your ass..." "Ah Choi is a dog" "To chase away a dog one needs to pay 500 taels to chase away a man would require 1,000 taels" "Ah Choi is a dog bought from America" "I have bought Ah Fuk from France and he is also one of a kind" "I had him for 2 years so to charge you 1,000 taels is reasonable" "What's your view, sir?" "You are right" "You..." "You're quite astute, sir" "Ah Fuk is back" "Well?" "That's expected otherwise how could I ask you for 1,000 taels" "If he didn't come back even 10,000 taels wouldn't do" "He is stupid" "You are good" "You falsely accuse me" "Wow..." "Shut up" "Do you want to commit murder?" "A good show is on" "Let me introduce you, this is Master Bing" "Greetings" "My wife" "Madam" "Master Bing is so courteous" "Although my wife has saved your life you needn't thank us" "You're welcome" "We have to go to visit our ancestors' graves now" "Magistrate, you know what to do?" "Yes" "Please..." "You want a thousand taels from him and he pays you 500" "Oh, remember it" "If his Ah Choi were like my Ah Fuk coming back all by himself" "Get back a couple hundred taels from him" "OK" "Kit, give your brothers a bow" "Sigh!" "Come to think of it our twelve children have died" "Don't bring it up" "You raised the topic first" "It's your fault." "Of all things you chose to be a shyster" "You sue for money only" "That's so immoral" "You think you don't know each time after doing that you cried half dead" "I am paid to do what I did" "It's fair, when did I ever cry?" "You didn't" "No" "Give it up, dear" "If I did, how would you have that many gold bracelets golden necklaces, ear rings, gems" "See?" "So heavy" "Really" "What's so strange" "At the most I'll give them up..." "I don't want... one" "I only want my son to live peacefully" "Sometimes your fate is not in your hands" "It's easy to say give it up" "Learn to do business!" "Dear" "Cheung Sam got rich end of last year but Lee Si hanged himself beginning of the year" "Ever since I got married, there isn't a woman..." "What are you two quarreling about?" "I'll beat you up" "Go to sleep..." "Master, an old sir has been waiting for you" "You are..." "I am a stand-in" "See how good your memory is" "Bullshit, I have used so many servants how could I remember so many names" "What a thick one" "My boss is Chan Cheung Fu, owner of the biggest bank in town" "He wants you to prepare a legal-sized paper for him" "Here is the deposit" "If you do the job well and my boss is pleased you needn't worry about your livelihood the rest of your life" "Ah Fuk" "Yes" "Well?" "What's your answer?" "Why are you handing me the stick?" "Great, wood to wood" "No one dares to speak to me like this" "Of course!" "Who would speak to a piece of wood" "You..." "Come" "Mr Sung, you are different from others you are indeed the best lawyer in town" "You are not sick" "Great" "What do you want from me?" "It's like this" "My son has been good at the martial arts he fought with someone yesterday his opponent was the son of the smoke shop Cheung Biu" "He was weak and it didn't take much to floor him" "And he died this morning" "I know his father would go to the authorities that's why I am soliciting your help to fix it" "My husband has decided to retire" "Here is..." "Stop" "Just taking a look" "In regard to retiring" "I could re-think it" "See our guest out" "A box of gold, I..." "That is to say..." "It's all yours if you win" "No" "I'll get half even if I lose" "So whose kid was killed by whose kid?" "My son was killed by his son" "You are the plaintiff" "Your honour, actually we are the plaintiff" "Our legal paper has been presented to you before dawn his son hadn't died yet at that time" "Then what are you suing him for?" "Suing his kid for breaking the nail off the left pinky of Chan Tai Man" "He has been badly injured!" "But my son died" "Right" "Your honour" "All people eventually die" "That's true" "My child was really beaten to death by him" "Why don't you admit your son is useless?" "I casually jumped over and hit him twice" "Casually jumped over and hit him?" "Twice" "I casually jumped over and hit him..." "As powerful as this?" "Yes..." "Should be this kind of power" "Lawyer Sung..." "Don't ask, you are not that smart" "Let me ask you" "When was your son beaten?" "Yesterday afternoon" "When did he die?" "This afternoon" "Then it's not his fault" "I not only hit him twice" "If he dies years later would I be sued for murder?" "No way!" "Your honour is wise" "My son was a healthy kid if it wasn't for him he would not have died" "Lawyer Sung, please help me" "Your kid died because he had a short life" "He didn't" "No?" "Then how long a life does it appear I would have?" "I... don't know" "As such how'd you know if your son didn't have a short life" "Your honour, any result yet?" "Yes" "Could you give me an indication?" "Sure" "Chan Tai Man was injured but the defendant died suddenly of unknown cause" "He should pay 50 taels as the medical compensation but we will drop the charges" "Good" "There should be an outcome, your honour" "Yes" "Hurry and give the sentence" "Okay" "Cheung Biu allows his son to commit murder" "Considering it's a first offence, there'll be no charge" "Tell your son not to break the law again" "Is this right?" "I think his son will not commit such an offence anymore" "Son, dear" "get our son out to play with his wooden horse" "I just brought it" "Young master... he dropped into the well" "This kid wouldn't survive his 1st birthday" "What retribution!" ""Fortune and prosperity"" "Retirement ceremony begins" "Teacher, is this really an auspicious day?" "It's the best day of the year" "Let me check the calendar" "It says today is no good for auspicious affairs except the time between 1:00-3:00 p.m." "But it matches your birth-date" "It can't be better" "One should allow some leeway" "Hurry, or we'll miss it" "What happened?" "I'm clamping, take me home at once" "Are you alright?" "Well?" "Husband" "Let go..." "Better?" "Yes" "Let me look" "Don't" "A miracle, all's well suddenly" "Right, go ahead!" "Come" " Please" " You first" " Please" " You first" "I'll start first then" "I'll start first" "Ah Fuk" "Don't miss the time, go on" "Go up" "Not yet, go up" "I brought something to help you" "What's so frightening about a frog?" "Out of the way, let me" "This should do it!" "You fool how could you saw off the tallest section?" "This is realistic!" "Right!" "The ladder is broken" "What should be done?" "Yes..." "What to do?" "Get another ladder" "What?" "A ladder as tall as this would take 9 days to make" "In that case we'll do it later" "Right!" "Or else what do you have in mind?" "Come, let's go home" "You still want to beget a son who'll die within a year?" "No, I just want to do it later!" "Later my ass" "Just in time" "Great" "Let's go" "Come back" "What is it now?" "The matter is not over yet" "To demonstrate your determination you'll swear an oath" "If you break the word you promised in the ceremony" "The child I am carrying would be without a dick" "Are you serious?" "A child again?" "Stop, say the oath" "No mother would curse her own child" "No dick?" "Does it really have to be this harsh?" "Of course..." "Alright, if I break my oath you'll have no dick as the punishment" "I mean the kid" "Alright, the kid will have no dick" "Let's go!" "How come you bear a child so easily?" "You are really something" "Thanks" ""Yuet Loi Inn"" "Come..." "Thanks..." ""Free tea from Sung Sai Kit"" "Sue the son of Cheung Biu for breaking the nail off the left pinky of Chan Cheung Fu's son" "Yes!" "A serious injury" "Your honour, my son died" "His son died" "All people die, sir" "Still thinking of suing people?" "I really don't understand you women" "Sticking these things in your hair" "What do you mean?" "That's hairdo" "Looks like sea blubber." "How awful!" "It looks real good" "Don't mind me, but if you tied 2 sausages on your head think it'd look good?" "How about this?" "Looks awful" "Right" "So..." "How about this!" "What is this?" "No?" "Change it..." "What are you doing?" "Satisfied with this?" "Where are you?" "Here" "You bastard" "I'm still taller than you" "Have you ever studied?" "For two days" "Could you be more subtle?" "You've lost face" "I... you" "You men like to poke your nose into women's' affairs you have too much time!" "What do you think?" "What a waste of time" "That's right!" "I am not young and so have nothing to do all day" "People would laugh at me" "And it's pity that I also quit my job." "You are now the boss" "How about just walk around for a while?" "I have walked around for a long while" "Then go and stand there" "Stand?" "Stop pretending to be busy" "I know you have nothing to do bring me the writing material" "Ah Fuk, come and write!" "Go away" "You call this writing!" "I'll show you" "You son will have no dick" "Ah Sui" "Lend me the broom" "Fetch me a bucket of water" "Put it here" "The one standing and writing is Sung Sai Kit" "Each of you three break a rib of his for me" "Don't worry" "See that?" ""Fresh seafood"" "It's no use even if it looks good?" "You can't hang it up" "I have to repeat writing it" "I am giving you the chance to learn" "I'll demonstrate once again" "Why have you wet my head?" "Why have you torn my clothes?" "When did I do that?" "Blatant liar" "We are even" "What to do?" "Beat him" "Don't run" "Don't run" "Don't run" "He's so happy to see me!" "What happened, Ah Fuk?" "Young master is being beaten up" "Help!" "Honey, are you alright?" "Let go... it's embarrassing" "I'll kill you..." "Go away" "Let them" "Stop it" "To be hugged by a woman, how shameful" "You sister is damn good" "Master, put on the clothes" "Luckily there are not many people here" "Mr Sung, this material is shapely and cool it's great" "Is it?" "Trust me" "Good..." "As usual make another pair" "Great" "However, the sole is somewhat hard" "Add a heel snug" "What about this?" "Should be good" "Great..." "Let's do it this way then" "The snug might be crushed flat" "Should we use wood?" "That would be heavy" "It's okay" "Too hard" "Don't worry" "Add on a couple of snugs" "Add on a couple of snugs to the wood" "Let me think, got it" "If we added two layers of leather on the heel it'd be very durable, right!" "That's fine!" "Put it on, you'll be at least 5-6 inches taller" "Right..." "How about this?" "I..." "I like it" "We're all pleased!" "Then add another one, right?" "Why not do it this way" "Excuse me" "What the hell are you doing?" "Scared?" "Now you know what it feels not be as tall as others" "What's so good about a man being tall?" "It's more important to be high minded do you know that?" "You hold the highest position in my heart" "Wife" "I..." "Speak" "In my mind you are... the biggest" "Excuse me" "Come, have some tea" "Thanks" "It's true, madam" "Ah Fuk harasses me all the time" "I wouldn't lie to you" "What a gossiper!" "It's true" "Feels good" "Damn you, using my tea to wash your feet" "Right!" "Madam" "He's smart, tea could take away the stench" "Shut up" "Such a beautiful woman how did she end up with him!" "Your husband's death is inexplicable" "And the way you have escaped might cause your sister-in-law to use it as an excuse" "A woman is most evil in murdering her own husband" "But my husband was poisoned by my brother-in-law" "Brother against brother!" "Your sister-in-law's brother is San Si's Commissioner" "Right!" "Would she sue you?" "She wouldn't dare!" "She is guilty conscious and dares not do anything" "She seems to be reasonable" "The way I see it, with your pregnancy you should be careful lest you be cheated" "That is the real thing" "My belly wouldn't be any bigger" "Was I referring to you?" "I am her second brother" "Brother, where is the money I gave you?" "All gone to gambling..." "All lost" "Hey, are you finished?" "What should I do?" "Don't be anxious..." "The fellow coming this way is my brother" "I'll borrow some money from him" "He'll definitely agree" "Wait here, I'll be right back" "Brother Yeung, how opportune" "I just came to do some shopping, long time no see" "Right!" "How's your wife?" "She died 2 years ago" "So there's no one to take care of the kids" "An elderly fellow is taking care of them" "That is an honest man and will surely be deceived by your 2nd brother" "Right!" "He'll be deceived by second brother" "Your sister's daughter is pregnant yet still wants to marry!" "Precisely because of that and also since her husband died that she wants to marry" "If you marry her she'll serve you and your two kids devotedly" "All one asks for is a decent woman to be a wife" "She is decent" "Does your sister's daughter have the same surname as you?" "Of course not, why would I get you someone named Yeung too, right?" "They're looking at us" "Oh, why keep staring at me!" "Right!" "Why keep staring at me!" "I am sure he is looking at me" "You are shameless" "Come over here for a second" "Pack up and leave" "Only 50 taels would it be too stingy?" "No..." "This is Mr Yeung" "I have a bad stomach, excuse me" "You chat for a while" "Hey, brother Yeung..." "Miss Chau, how about your uncle?" "He's not my uncle." "He is my second brother" "He took fifty taels of silver from me and wanted to find a husband for you" "Your husband was murdered and your second brother sold you to someone" "How come he did such thing?" "I'll chase him back" "Master, after crossing this mountain we'll go into town" "Are you still running" "See where you can run?" "Go and have a look" "Yes" "Don't come over" "You bastard, how can you do such a thing" "You are such a beast" "Don't come over, I'll give you back the money" "Take my hand" "Brother Yeung, I'm so sorry" "Take care, goodbye forever" "Brother Yeung" "Brother Yeung" "Go up first" "One of them couldn't be saved, he fell to his death" "Mister, you witnessed what happened just now" "Go to the nearby magistrate's office and be a witness" "My master is busy and has no time to be a witness because..." "Bring this fan with you" "If someone blames you at the magistrate's office show him this fan and he'll understand" "Mister..." "How come they are not back yet?" "Never mind!" "Perhaps he couldn't catch up with your second brother" "That Yeung Ching is a generous chap" "He fears his return might embarrass you that's why he left without saying goodbye" "Why is my life full of pain?" "What should I do?" "Don't cry" "Stay at my home for a while" "After your second brother abandons Yeung Ching he'll come back for you I guess." "Come, let's go" "Go away" "Who'd want to keep a pregnant woman here!" "Bullshit" "You'd better stop saying 'bullshit'" "Let's go" "So inhuman to hit my two goodies all the time" "This woman's husband was poisoned to death by her husband's brother and his wife" "This woman's husband's brother and her husband's brother's wife are trying to frame this woman to have killed this woman's husband" "It's fortunate that this woman had a maid who told her all about it" "So she ran away from home and looked for her second brother" "But this woman's second brother was a gambler and cold-blooded" "He cheated her of her money and sold her to her brother's sworn brother as a wife" "Then this woman's second brother left the woman behind and ran away" "That's why this woman has to come to my home" "Good..." "Can you speak faster?" "She's pathetic" "There are many pathetic persons in the world" "Could you care that much?" "She's pregnant" "There are many pregnant women too" "How many could you care for?" "Let her stay till her second brother comes to fetch her" "Master" "Master, Mistress" "That woman's brother won't take her away" "How come?" "Her brother fell from the hill and is dead" "Now that her brother is dead she's without family" "She's now pregnant" "You can't take care of her for the rest of her life" "At least we'll wait until she gives birth to her baby" "Mistress, the woman gave birth to a son" "So quick" "It's bad" "With this child she can't work and can't marry again" "It's a dead end" "Master, Mistress" "That woman hanged herself" "Hanged herself" "That's even worse, she's left a burden behind her" "She hanged herself" "Why do you have to commit suicide" "Look, she hanged herself" "Aren't you going to save her" "What?" "Since it has come to this it's understandable that she would hang herself" "You're unconscious" "Are you regaining your consciousness?" "You've held her for so long don't you feel tired" "Normally, I would be" "Then why don't you put her down" "I shall, why are you shouting?" "So mean" "Hold her" "Mistress Sung, just let me die" "Why do you still want to die?" "You have so many ideas" "Think of something to help her" "I said it just now!" "It's a dead end" "Mistress Sung, please take care of my son treat him as if he were your own" "I've lost many sons" "I understand very well the feeling of a mother" "I won't let your son be without a mother" "Then... then thanks for the trouble, I..." "Death seems to be the only way for me" "Death?" "No way" "You're talking nonsense, who on earth can bring people back to life" "You want to leave" "Shut the door..." "What is it?" "They are fighting!" "Come on, hit me in front of my parents if you dare to" "Come down if you have the guts, I'll beat you up" "I don't have it with me, that's why I'm not coming down" "What a shame" "Don't forget, it's your decision for my retirement" "Now you make me help people to sue" "I've sworn an oath, my son will be without a dick this time it's forjustice" "God will forgive you" "What happens if he doesn't?" "Are you going to give me back his dick?" "Stop it" "You are not a man if you don't help her" "I'll beat you up if you dare to say that again" "You are not a man" "Considering that you are a pregnant woman" "Say that again if you have the guts" "You are not a man..." "Alright, I am a woman" "What are you going to do with me?" "Alright then, don't go back to your room tonight" "Dad, Mom" "I'm going to sleep with you tonight" "Master" "What are you laughing at?" "Are you crazy?" "Master, wash your face please" "Crazy" "Who's that bitch?" "It's you!" "Damn it" "Who got me into all these?" "It's Mistress" "She said you are mean, a coward with no self esteem you might as well become a woman" "But the way you look is more beautiful than Mistress" "Keep your big mouth shut" "Where's Mistress?" "Mistress said that since you refused to help Ms Yeung so all alone she left early for the magistrate's office" "Who does she think she is?" "Master" "Change the clothes first" "No!" "Nanny wants to make sweet papaya soup" "So what, who cares" "You have to give me the papaya first" "Mistress has left the papaya with you" "Come..." "Give it to me!" "I don't owe you anything, and I won't give it to you" "Don't go" "Keep watch in here, I'll go in" "I'll keep watch here, you go in" "Officer..." "Cool" "What does it say?" "There are many XXs and oos" "Read them to me" "Yes sir" "Yeung Sau Chun and I" "XXOO the magistrate" "Yeung Sau Chun's OO..." "Wait, Mrs Sung" "What does Yeung Sau Chun's OO represent?" "Her husband" "Go on" "Yeung Sau Chun's OO was XX" "Yeung Sau Chun XX" "Wait, what does that mean?" "To make sure justice is done" "I don't know how to write that word" "What do you want?" "I'm here to look for my wife" "Look for her at home" "How dare you, I am the lawyer Sung Sai Kit" "I used to go in  out here freely, who dares to stop me" "You had the required documentation with you then" "What have you got with you now?" "Please, I'll buy you a meal" "New magistrate, new rules" "No intruders" "Wait here if you like" "Last of all it's the OO of your whole family" "Damn it... what does it mean?" "Does anyone in your home know how to write?" "Of course there is, who doesn't know that my husband is Sung Sai Kit, the lawyer of great reputation" "No wonder you are so arrogrant" "So you are the wife of Sung Sai Kit" "At your service" "Not really" "Come men, bring the instrument of torture" "Yes sir..." "What's the use of this instrument of torture?" "It's to slap your mouth thirty times" "Wait" "I'm here to file a complaint, why do you hit me?" "Your husband Sung Sai Kit distorts facts" "You as his wife is also a shrewd" "For your husband's sake" "I'm slapping you thirty times only" "How... how can this be" "What are you doing?" "Don't move or you'll get it all over your face" "Stand still" "Do I look like..." "Yes, like Ji Gung (the living Buddha)" "Then..." "Cry if you want to!" "Not to mention that my son will be without a dick even if I lose it" "I must take revenge" ""Fortune and prosperity"" "No... no way" "Make an exception" "You've sworn" "Right..." "I swear all the time" "What has it to do with you if I swear?" "If you want to move this archway inscribed by Emperor Qian Long, no way you'd be allowed" "Right..." "This archway affects the fung shui of our whole village" "That's right..." "It has been here for almost a hundred years and everything runs smoothly" "That's right..." "It's been moved when it was put up everything would have been affected" "You can't moved this, that's final" "That's right..." "Husband" "Quiet" "Dear, you go" "You put it up there, so you must do it by yourself" "Go" "Ah Fook" "Ah Fook, hold it for me" "Hurry and take it" "Got it" "Go" "Great, here comes the 'lron Pen' Again" "Common people will have the chance to redress injustice" "Damn it, it should be my line why do you have to speak my part" "Wait" "Everyone please do me a favour and listen to what my husband is going to say, okay?" "Please look over there" "Don't move..." "The gold in this carriage is enough to build a number of archways like this one" "If not, you can split it up!" "Right, split it!" "Don't move..." "Dear neighbours, listen to me" "This thing..." "Mr. Sung" "Oh..." "Lord Ho" "Your fame precedes you..." "Have you eaten?" "Yes" "Mr. Sung" "Thank you" "Magistrate Ho" "Thank you" "Please" "Sung Sai Kit" "I'm here" "Before I assumed this position" "I've heard you are eloquent and can distort facts, isn't it?" "So you are the one with a big tummy the Magistrate Ho who always farts" "You are insulting me" "I didn't say that, I just heard it" "And you didn't even think about it, you're such a fool" "That's right, we come from the same factory which manufactures idiot" "I'm different from you" "What's the difference?" "We've both heard what other people said and we are the same kind" "How dare you!" "But at times not everything one hears is correct" "Other people say that you are like a pig but from my view..." "You don't look like one" "Yeung Sau Chun from San Si why do you have to file a compliant here in Guangchou?" "Your Honour being from Wunan why should you work as an official here in Guangchou?" "You said the husband of this slut was murdered by his brother and his wife and put the blame on her, what proof do you have?" "None" "If you have none, then it's a false accusation" "Wait" "What?" "Allow me to ask you, am I a man or a woman?" "You are of course a man" "Have you got any proof?" "Man is..." "You've got a wife and a son" "If you're not a man, what can you be?" "It's common sense" "Your Honour, you are so clever" "You flatter me" "Her brother-in-law and his wife lost a brother and his sister-in-law ran away" "If she were not guilty conscious why didn't she do something about it?" "Your Honour, is this logical?" "Yeung Sau Chun, did you see with your own eyes that they poisoned your husband" "No, but Ah Mui, my maid, did" "She saw the two of them put poison into the soup and after my husband drank the soup he started bleeding and died" "This idiot was warned by Ah Mui and escaped from home before she too was murdered" "How talkative you are!" "That's because I care about her" "That's what a magistrate will do" "My husband taught me this" "Oh My lord" "Is there result yet?" "Sir" "Alright, I'll take the case for the time being" "Thin Tiger and Fat Dragon" "What's your instruction sir?" "You two set off to San Si immediately and arrest Yeung Sau Chun's brother-in-law and his wife for a trial" "Bring Ah Mui her maid as well" "Yes sir..." "End of court session" "Wait" "Your Honour, please stay" "Your Honour, there's something I still don't understand please enlighten me" "Yes?" "What is it?" "If someone has falsely accused another person what's his penalty?" "It depends on who that person is who's been falsely accused" "A gentleman, someone like Your Honour" "Really?" "He might be charged for slander or at least for insulting a gentleman" "If you were the judge what would be the sentence?" "That would depend on whether he did it on purpose or not" "What if he did it unintentionally?" "Even so, he would have to pay a penalty" "Your are very intelligent, my respects" "Thanks..." "Anything else?" "Hurry and pay" "When did I owe you money?" "Your Honour said just now that I am eloquent and distort facts" "Yes..." "Now since you've taken on this case this proves that I'm telling the truth" "Yes..." "Then you have insulted a gentleman, haven't you?" "Or you can't tell right from wrong, making a mess" "Choose one of these and admit" "You can't be serious..." "Bring fifty taels of silver and give them to Mr. Sung" "Yes..." "Be careful, if this is publicised" "I'm afraid it might damage Your Honour's reputation" "Bad luck" "You're crying again" "Please" "A magistrate!" "Your honour!" "Your honour!" "Commissioner" "Magistrate Yeung, what's so urgent that you have to see me tonight?" "Those two constables..." "One fat and one skinny said they have been travelling non-stop for three months from Guangchou bringing along with them papers to arrest your sister  her husband to take them back to Guangchou for a trial" "Mistress, Master" "What is it?" "Two officials from Guangchou came to arrest you for a murder trial" "Mother..." "Mother..." "Murdering who?" "My brother-in-law!" "My sister is out of line" "Sir, you must think of something" "What can I do?" "Please stay clam" "She's after all your sister you must help her" "A life for a life, what can I do?" "I'm your only daughter" "Mother, you must think of something to help me!" "You don't want to see me die!" "I know that you are my only daughter but how can I help?" "Mother, brother has always been filial to you" "He likes listening to your..." "Your flute!" "Give me a hand" "That's right!" "Mother" "I'll try" "Then she is doomed..." "Wait, my mother is looking for me" "Oh!" "He really listens to his mother" "Mother..." "Mother, are you alright?" "Brother" "You two are so cold-blooded" "Kneeling means you admit it" "Brother, please help me!" "You deserve it" "How dare you ask me for help" "Brother, you're right, I deserve it" "Then forget about having me as your daughter" "Mother..." "Your saying so really hurts me" "Blood!" "Mother is throwing up blood..." "It can't be!" "Mother" "You do nothing and let your sister being arrested for a trial and refuse to help, how can I not throw up blood" "What do I need this hot water pot for?" "Let me freeze to death" "Mother..." "This one..." "I won't play mahjong anymore" "Mother..." "Mother, listen to me" "Magistrate of Guangchou is solely responsible for this" "You..." "You are the Commissioner of San Si" "Can't you manage even a Guangchou magistrate?" "I..." "I don't want to live" "Let me die" "Mother..." "Let me die, don't stop me" "Alright, Mother, I'll try" "Ah Yuen, Ah Chuen, come here immediately" "Yes" "What is it?" "Madam" "No matter what, ask the magistrate to keep the two officials from Guangchou, hurry and go" "Yes..." "Ask Ah Yuen  Ah Chuen to go immediately to Guangchou and before your sister and brother-in-law arrive try to bribe them" "No matter how much money it takes, I'm willing to pay" "You want to borrow my nanny?" "Yes!" "My grandchild has had a cough for long time and hasn't been cured" "People say breast feeding is effective" "Nanny, come over" "Yes!" "Mistress" "Go with this madam and breast-feed her grandchild" "No, my grandchild is twenty years' old" "What did you say?" "He's a grown up, still wants me to breast-feed" "Maybe leave some for him if possible" "Mistress, I'm no sugar-cane such that you could squeeze forjuice any time" "Madam Sung, what can I do?" "Gently, dear" "Okay" "Come..." "What happened!" "No..." "Come, hurry" "I can't!" "The tummy is too big" "Your tummy is getting big so fast" "You know well that you can't" "Then don't scream so amorously and make me feel mentally aroused" "I..." "I am going out" "I can't bear it" "The almond soup is ready" "Madam Sung" "The milk for madam Cheung is ready" "We are all women, no need to be shy" "Put it over there" "I'll ask nanny to bring it over" "Alright" "Dear" "Master Sung" "Mrs Sung will be right back" "Really?" "The soup is ready" "You want to drink it?" "You first" "No almond taste" "Tastes heavily of milk" "Is this yours?" "Yes" "What is it?" "Milk" "Goat's milk or cow milk" "Human milk, it's from me" "No matter what, don't let anyone know" "I'm going out first" "You bastard, you must be having an affair with her" "No" "You deny?" "Yes, no matter what" "Tut!" "You sex maniac, you mess with women while I'm pregnant" "I heard Yuet Loi Inn belongs to Sung Sai Kit" "Hey, do you know whether Sung Sai Kit is the boss of this inn?" "Sung Sai Kit?" "He's dead" "Bitch" "This Sung Sai Kit died at the wrong time" "May I ask when's the right time to die?" "Who are you?" "I'm the cashier here" "If he has to die, he should die earlier" "So we don't have to come a long way from San Si" "You are from San Si" "Only from San Si can there be such high quality people" "You two must be government officials!" "Commissioner of San Si" "Oh?" "It's our Master" "Oh?" "They sent us here to deliver an important letter to the magistrate" "Why bother to tell this nobody so many things?" "Notorious..." "Okay..." "You are really smart..." "Your Master sent you here for..." "Stop talking nonsense, is it full here?" "Full?" "It's a false front" "Please have a seat" "Don't touch me" "I'm going to clean up, I'll be right back" "Go..." "Madam" "What is it?" "Master Sung" "Don't cry" "There're two men outside who are sent by your sister-in-law's brother" "I suspect them" "Please listen to me first" "I'd like you to give up this room in order that I can rent it out to them" "I can make use of the opportunity to try them out" "You might have to compromise a bit" "No problem, you did this for me" "Master Sung, you want to drink!" "No..." "leave it for your son" "No problem, if you like to have it" "No need to stand on ceremony" "You must squeeze it very hard" "It's made by grinding" "Grinding?" "Almond soup!" "You can squeeze out almond soup too" "Madam" "Don't crease my clothes" "It's late, stop making such noises" "Damn it, he really went into that woman's room" ""Magistrate Ho of Guangchou"" "You bastard" "Who's making the horrible noise here?" "It's you" "It's late, what's a woman like you doing here acting suspiciously" "You're behaving like a slut and sneaked into the room of two men" "What are you trying to do?" "Give me a good reason for that" "Speak" "Speak" "I..." "I just want to borrow a night pot" "Is this a good enough reason?" "Without a dick, what'd she need a night pot for?" "No" "In fact, I wasn't here to borrow a night pot" "I know, you thought Yeung Sau Chun was here and wanted to have a chat with her, isn't it?" "Yes!" "How smart you are" "Of course, I won't think she's messing with you" "Would I be so suspicious?" "Do you suspect me?" "No, of course not" "Damn it, you are blaming me" "So what?" "It's just ajoke!" "Don't be angry" "I won't" "What's in the letter?" "According to this letter, Yeung Sau Chun has been... falsely accused, because this Yiu couple availed of the relationship of the Commissioner of San Si and wrote a letter to Ho Yue Da and bribed him with five thousand taels of silver" "to blame it on Yeung Sau Chun" "How blatant, beat him up" "No rush" "This letter will be evidence enough" "Let's make a copy and put it back, so that no one will know" "Right!" "You are great" "Now you know" "I always know but it's just that I don't talk about it" "Hereafter, you've have to repeat it once day and night and without hairdo" "Yes" "And you certainly can't beat me up" "Yes and listen to all that I say" "Only things of importance" "That's bad, with your kind of intellect you can't tell what is important" "Let's do it this way" "From now on, once I say maltose you'll do as I say" "Yes" "I'm the world's most handsome man, what do you say?" "Oh no!" "Maltose" "You are the most handsome man no matter what" "There's no doubt about it" "Don't!" "Maltose" "You asked for it" "Oh, so that's how the case is" "Even San Si's magistrate hasn't had a trial on the case" "That's true but our master's just hoping that you can be more lenient" "Hey... you've spoken everything" "Your Honour, our Miss and Master are on their way here with two officials" "Kindly be more lenient" "I as a government official have always been impartial and honest" "Please go back and report to the Commissioner that for the sake of us all as colleagues" "I'll try my best" "As for the silver, I can't accept it" "That's it then, please return" "Please stay" "Just leave the silver behind!" "What is it, Madam Ho?" "Tell your master that our Magistrate Ho thanks him" "Didn't Magistrate Ho say that he was impartial?" "The expenses are too big" "To be honest" "Ends up in nothing" "Stinks" "Let's go" "The Yiu couple pays respects to your honour" "You take a look at her" "Do you recognize this woman with a child?" "Your Honour" "She's Ms Yeung, the wife of my brother-in-law" "Yeung Sau Chun was an adulteress and murdered her husband she also tried to blame the Yiu couple" "Your Honour" "Shut up, don't say anything" "Your Honour, may I ask if this is the first time you meet the Yiu couple?" "So what?" "If it is, then you must be so stupid" "Stupid?" "If this is the first meeting you have to at least make it look better" "Have I not done it well just now?" "That's right!" "You should at least pretend to listen to what everyone has to say" "The Yiu couple hasn't said a word and you appeared to know everything that's like telling all that everything's pre-arranged" "Well..." "You're doing as what I say" "How could you be a magistrate?" "Damn, if I don't teach you a lesson today" "I won't be a real magistrate" "Use torture" "Sir, there are three kinds of torture which one would you like?" "Type C!" "Wait, what is C?" "C is C!" "Hold on" "When has a woman the right to speak?" "My husband is essentially a scholar" "As long as he has credibility you can't punish him as you like" "As long as he likes it, it's fine" "Is that right?" "It is obvious..." "So you want to play tactics" "I am game, but be careful you don't get yourself into serious trouble" "I'm ready to go against you whatever it takes" "The three of you must think through this you haven't had a bowel movement for 10 days and you haven't slept for a month" "Your sow had a miscarriage a few days ago and died last night" "All because Sung Sai Kit meddled with the fung shui that's how all this came about" "No matter what, you're seniors;" "Sung Sai Kit..." "Sung Sai Kit is way out of line" "So, according to my opinion..." "my opinion..." "Uncle..." "Just say it!" "Say it!" "So shouldn't we teach him a lesson?" "Could you finish your sentence at one go?" "Alright, uncle..." "Gentlemen..." "So rude, leaving without informing me" "Strip his title, isn't it?" "You've gone downstairs so quickly" "As I said, I'm a scholar so you can't use torture on me" "You're merely a petty local magistrate" "One day when I pass the public exam" "I could be your boss" "You are not a scholar anymore" "Scholar" "Teacher" "Sung Sai Kit, you messed with the fung shui" "I'm stripping your title now" "Scholar, thanks for your trouble" "You're welcome..." "Please..." "If officials are protecting each other" "Want to destroy my official credits?" "Don't think you could do me any harm" "Get me the letter, honey" "What?" "It is with you!" "With me?" "I thought it was with you" "Is it with me?" "Wait" "Oh god, they forgot the letter" "Excuse me, out of the way" "What are you two doing?" "Right, your honour" "I forgot something important" "Could you give me an hour?" "Ridiculous, come men!" "Yes" "Beat him up" "Wait" "What is it?" "Don't say I haven't warned you" "I know all about you" "If you dare to touch me you'll regret it" "Beat him up" "Wait" "Are you afraid?" "I'll strip you then beat you to ensure you're beaten up good, go on" "Wait" "What's up?" "Hit me real hard if you dare" "The harder you hit me, the more seriously I'll sue you" "What is there for you to sue?" "Forty strokes" "Wait" "Forty are too few" "Give eighty if you have the guts" "Right, I'll give you a good round hundred" "Wait" "What is it now?" "Nothing, just for fun" "I'll beat you till you scream" "Wait" "Who shouted this time?" "Ah Fook" "Here is the letter" "Adivsor, read it out loudly" "Yes!" "Husband, I kept your company and we XXXXX till dawn" "I then realised your XXXXX is great" "Oh no!" "Husband, I XXX you" "Damn, I got the wrong letter" "What letter is this?" "Speak" "It's a love letter from my wife" "Shit" "XX till dawn" "Just a letter" "Your husband's XXX is great!" "It's a pen, haven't I told you the correct article for pen is 'a', not 'your piece of'" "We're going home to write" "Stop" "What's up?" "Have you two fooled around enough?" "Come men, beat him up" "Stop, who dares beat my husband?" "Beat him up" "Go ahead" "Butt it" "How dare you!" "How dare you show contempt for the court, go away" "I'll cover for you" "Maltose" "You promised to listen to me, have you forgotten?" "even if you don't care about yourself you should care for the baby" "I said Maltose, aren't you supposed to leave?" "Alright, wait for me" "Ah Fook, go back and get the letter" "You bastard, if I don't get even" "I am a turtle" "Alright, I'll give you one more chance after that, you'll be led through the streets" "Wouldn't you turtle have done it in vain?" "Wake me up when you're done beating him a hundred times" "Yes, Sir" "You've no luck to enjoy that gift of 5000 silver taels" "You're crazy, what five thousand taels?" "If I had that amount, I wouldn't work anymore" "Even if you don't, you still have to work" "Precisely because I don't, that's why I have to work" "I took them" "What do you say?" "5000 taels from the Commissioner" "How could you have taken that five thousand taels of silver?" "Wait a minute, how did he know about the money?" "Never mind just release him" "No, if he's released now aren't we admitting our own crime?" "Now he's sentenced, let's hold firm till the very end" "Have you found the letter yet?" "No!" "I've searched the whole house and it can't be found" "Big trouble" "Master is being led through the streets" "Madam Sung..." "Forget it... hold the lawsuit" "Just say whether you are going or not?" "I..." "Go!" "Master" "What are you doing here?" "Hurry and go" "Hey..." "Wait for me" "I..." "Kill" "How come she brings so many people here?" "What's going on?" "Easier to guard against the righteous foe than villainous treachery" "Swordsmanship of Er Mei" "You broke my water bag" "I'll fight you till death" "Are you alright?" "Wife" "Husband!" "Are you going to give birth?" "Take Sung Sai Kit away" "Brother Yeung" "It's a disaster, go" "Don't scare me" "Don't give birth yet" "Giving birth!" "Come, Madam" "Protect the convict, or else you'll be dead" "Retreat, all retreat" "Harder" "Hurry and try harder" "Retreat" "My dear" "Wife" "Is the child born yet?" "Master, the child is born" "Nanny, does my son have a dick?" "No" "What are you doing here?" "To attend the banquet" "What?" "Here is prison" "What banquet you want to attend?" "Never mind him, he can't do any harm" "Mr Sung, you've sacrificed a lot" "Needless to say" "I just pray to god that he gives my son back his dick" "What does a girl need that for?" "What did you say?" "Say it again" "My wife gave birth to a girl" "Yes!" "God has at least given me some face" "What can I do for you?" "Storming the jail" "I won't do anything illegal" "Villain, if you didn't do anything illegal how did Yeung Sau Chun's brother die?" "It was an accident; the owner of this fan can be my witness" "One simply can't deceive oneself" "I can't bear people being ungrateful to me" "It's him" "This time we can't be saved" "Who's he?" "Bastard" "Bastard too?" "He's a government official, that's why he's a bastard but a bastard of substance" "He never accepts bribe that's why his wife left him" "From then onwards, he was committed to his work totally and was promoted up 4 ranks" "He's now the Inspector-General" "We have hope then" "What are we going to do?" "Not we, it's you" "Go immediately to submit a plain document to him" "You'll have to make some sacrifices forjustice" "I suppose you shouldn't have any problem with that" "No problem at all" "That's good" "Thank you" "Give this fan to him" "Be careful on your way" "You are now in a very dangerous position" "I'm not afraid" "This is a highly secured place" "Nobody can just come in like that so easily" "If you can be here you must have tried very hard and suffered a lot" "But just now when I came in I only said" "I'm here for the banquet" "Alright, I know that you are great" "Stop boasting" "The national issue is more important, go" "Alright, farewell" "What do you want?" "Just visiting!" "Visiting" "How come he's in such bad luck?" "So bad that someone tries to kill him" "If he dies, then we'll be in trouble" "If he dies, you'll be responsible" "You think I don't know?" "Shut up..." "What is it?" "Come men" "What is it?" "Hurry and chase" "He's gone, it's too late" "It's no use" "After him" "He's fainted, hurry and wake him up" "Sung Sai Kit, are you alright?" "Take a few steps and see if you're alright" "What are you doing here?" "You asked me to take a few steps" "Then clap your hands for me" "Sure" "Clap your hands for me" "What makes you so happy so as to clap your hands?" "Your mom is pregnant" "Has he gone mad?" "Sung Sai Kit has gone mad" "Sung Sai Kit goes mad in prison" "Sung Sai Kit goes mad..." "Sung Sai Kit goes mad... he's mad" "Stand still" "Sit down" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Sung Sai Kit, take a look" "Do you recognize this woman with a child?" "No" "Really?" "Hold it" "Damn it" "Hey dear, people said you've gone mad are you for real?" "What tricks are you playing?" "Who are you?" "Why talk to me in headstand position?" "It's rude" "Take her out for a beating" "Let's see how long you can tolerate" "You really can, I'll kick..." "Give her to me" "Why you're taking away my daughter?" "Give her back to me" "Quiet, I know what to do" "Sung Sai Kit, both women claim to be the mother of this baby" "How are you going to settle this case?" "Why do you ask me?" "Want to fool me" "Not really" "I just want to seek your advice for my consideration" "I warn you, don't fool around with my daughter" "What are you fighting for?" "Cut her up in two pieces and each will get half of her" "Are you mad, she's your daughter" "You have a share too" "Me too?" "Then cut her into three pieces" "I want the middle part" "Do you have a share of her?" "Yes!" "It's none of your business" "Advisor" "Yes" "Sung Sai Kit, cut the baby into four equal shares" "Alright" "Cut..." "Are you really mad..." "She is your daughter" "You said to cut her, now you hesitate such a waste of time, it's crazy" "Sung Sai Kit, you've been clever all this time how come you've ended up like this" "There's no point keeping you in jail" "I order you and your family to leave in 3 days and all your possessions confiscated" "Out of the way..." "Even if I can't kill you" "I have to make you mad" "See how you can sue me" ""Yuet Loi Inn"" "Madam" "You can't take anything away except things which you've kept with yourself" "Why are you so blatant?" "Sealed" "Listen, if there are still things falling from you we'll seal it" "How could a good person end up like this?" "No matter what he became he's still my husband" ""I love you"" "Husband" "Quiet" "Let's go" "Yes..." "Madam, are you alright?" "Yes" "I've just recalled that we've been married for 10 years and he never said he loves me" "Dear I'm sorry, I love you" "Come again..." "Let me knock you unconscious" "Damn you" "He just pretends to be mad, come and help" "Hurry" "Hurry..." "My daughter" "Let me hold her..." "She is bigger than nanny" "Let me see it's really a girl" "Look at how cute she is" "Master, your acting is so good" "You've fooled me too" "If I can't fool you, I'd betterjump into the sea" "If I don't pretend to be mad in jail, I'll die horribly" "I've survived this once, their payback time is soon" "Wife" "Look" "The letter!" "How did you get it?" "It's been with me all this time" "Why didn't you give it to Magistrate Ho that day?" "Magistrate Ho?" "That day in court" "He was higher in rank" "If I showed it to him, he would have destroyed it" "I've been waiting for a chance" "I want the Inspector-General to take away his rank in front of me" "Your honour, redress an injustice" "How dare you" "How dare you get in the way of an Inspector-General" "No matter what, give him 30 strokes first" "What's wrong?" "Why do I get the strokes?" "It's you" "Officials conspire with each other" "Sir, Sung Sai Kit is famous for distorted facts and falsely accused other people" "He pretended to be mad and fooled me" "You are a magistrate how can you allow a mere scholar to fool around in here" "Your Honour, I am just a local magistrate of course he wouldn't respect me" "But he's been spreading rumours that even you..." "Pardon me for talking straight!" "He says even Your Honour together with the three of us will still be no match for him" "Bullshit, would a mere scholar create trouble for us?" "No, Mr. Commissioner" "Many people bet heavily that Sung Sai Kit will win this case" "Alright, I'll see what Sung Sai Kit is capable of" "Court in session..." "Summon Sung Sai Kit and all related people" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Sign for me" "Thank you for your support" "Inspector-General" "Sung Sai Kit, let me remind you you are no longer a scholar" "Right, why don't you kneel to the Inspector-General?" "Sung Sai Kit, you show no respect for the law" "Since you put so much emphasis on appearances" "Fine, I'll kneel" "Insolence, is it just appearance if you showed respect for an official?" "Respect is in the heart not on the knees" "Do you agree?" "Your Honour" "Sung Sai Kit..." "Sung Sai Kit, you are allowed not to kneel" "Thank you, Your Honour" "How did the Tin couple murder the husband of Yeung Sau Chun?" "Magistrate Ho, what did Miss Yeung's husband die of?" "Yeung..." "Your Honour, Yeung Sau Chun's husband was so angered that he spit out blood" "Inspector-General, you heard that" "Summon Chan Er" "Summon Chan Er" "Tell their lordships who you are and what do you do?" "I am a coroner from San Si, Your Honour" "How did Yeung Sau Chun's husband die?" "All his bones had turned black" "He died of severe poisoning" "What?" "Say it louder" "Died of severe poisoning" "You two are so malicious, you killed my husband" "Stop crying" "You could be the one who poisoned him" "Yes, it may be her..." "That's right!" "If this is the case, you..." "Me?" "Not you, you..." "Magistrate from San Si, someone died an unnatural death in your territory, and you do nothing about it" "You are responsible for all this but you don't have to be so scared" "You are not the murderer, it's the Yiu couple" "Your Honour, we are innocent..." "It's not a false accusation;" "since it's proved that" "Yiu Er died of severe poisoning, how can you still say his wife caused his death" "If you are not guilty conscious, why should you lie?" "How do I know if he died of anger or of severe poisoning" "This is so argumentative" "Even if Yiu Er died of severe poisoning there's no proof that it was done by the Yiu couple" "That's right!" "That's true!" "Summon Siao Mei" "Summon Siao Mei" "I am here" "Greetings to all" "Siao Mei" "You are Siao Mei" "Yes, Your Honour" "Where were you after the murder?" "Your Honour, since Madam disappeared, I went back to my homeland" "But you were at the crime scene at that time" "Speak the truth" "No..." "I wasn't there" "How can you say that?" "You told me from the very beginning that they poisoned and killed my husband" "You asked me to leave too" "How could you say such things now?" "I didn't say that" "And..." "Enough" "Thank you, you may go now" "Your Honour..." "Sung Sai Kit, not your turn yet" "Siao Mei, continue" "I'm the maid serving Madam" "Madam was violent and bullied 2nd master all the time" "She used to hit him" "You..." "At times, she would invite some rascals home" "I wasn't there on the day of murder but the day before" "I heard her quarrelling very fiercely with 2nd master in their room" "The next day, 2nd master died" "Sung Sai Kit, what else would you say?" "Nothing" "Your Honour, the case is entirely clear" "Yeung Sau Chun murdered her husband" "Sung Sai Kit falsely accused other people" "Mr Sung, you should be capable of more" "Your Honour, you are so smart, you've got it right" "There's a letter here, it was written by the Commissioner of San Si to Magistrate Ho and accidentally came into my possession" "I made a copy" "What is it about?" "The content is very interesting" "To protect his own sister, the Commissioner of San Si paid 5000 taels to" "Ho Yue Da, and asked him to turn a blind eye to the case" "Your Honour, there's indeed a letter from the Commissioner who requested me to deal with the case according to the law" "Where's the letter now?" "It's gone" "Then look at this one then!" "Wait" "Just now you said you've copied from it" "Then you could have written it in any way you want" "The copy was sent to Magistrate Ho" "The one I've got here is the true copy" "You can say whatever you want" "It's hard to determine whether it's real or not" "See if the handwriting matches" "That's right" "Wait" "What do you want?" "As per the law, whoever peeps at official documents should have his eyes gouged out;" "isn't it, Your Honour?" "Yes" "True indeed that there's such a law" "Sung Sai Kit, if you've really peeped at the documents then you should have your eyes gouged out first" "If you agree to do that" "We'll believe that this letter is the true copy" "Sounds reasonable" "Inspector-General, what do you think?" "Correct" "Go on" "May I ask if I could gouge some other places?" "How dare you be so blatant" "Use on him with instruments of punishment" "Are you going to gouge?" "No" "Damn it, if not then you're making a false statement disrespectful to government officials" "What should be done in accordance with the law?" "Cut off his tongue" "Torture him with instruments of punishment" "Sung Sai Kit, either your eyes gouged out or cut off your tongue;" "Choose" "You can't have a third choice" "Husband" "Use torture" "Wait" "Who said that?" "Me" "What is it?" "Someone shitting" "Who?" "My... daughter" "Your Honour, allow me to change diaper for my daughter" "Damn it, how can you do such a thing in court, you..." "Magistrate Ho farts..." "In court, only government officials can fart common people are not allowed to shit" "It's not fair, right?" "That's right... so loud, and it stinks" "Alright... change it!" "Thank you." "Your Honour, what..." "So troublesome, why give birth to a girl?" "Girls like to shit" "Why blame me?" "Had you done some good deeds your sons wouldn't have all died" "Hadn't I done any good?" "It's all your fault" "Not me" "No?" "I haven't said anything yet" "It's all because of you, all you do is cry" "I've tolerated you for a long time" "You cried so much that softened the heart of my wife and made me take on this case, and here comes trouble" "Let me tell you" "It's none of my business" "Quiet" "Now I'm the most innocent one" "Do me a favour, throw away the diaper for me" "Could someone please help?" "No fooling around in court" "Who is it again?" "Who else?" "I..." "Magistrate Ho, you are a scholar" "Behave yourself in court" "I... never mind" "Don't cry" "Dear, come over here" "Yes!" "How come there's a silver ingot here?" "It's from Magistrate Ho" "How come my money is with you?" "How come Magistrate Ho's silver ingot is with you?" "There must be a reason." "Don't ask" "Speak up" "I can't" "What are you afraid of now?" "I can't" "We all know what's going on" "You... you dare to seduce my wife" "I..." "You damned bastard" "You seduced his wife, and you dare deny it" "I..." "I haven't" "You slut, tell the truth or else I'll drown you in a cage" "Alright!" "Magistrate Ho bought a house and I'm his agent, this is the commission" "When did I buy a house?" "It's playboy Wang!" "What?" "The one who loves flirting with women" "How did Mr Ho get to know this person?" "Magistrate Ho didn't but Madam Ho did" "You bought a house from Wang" "Me?" "No, I didn't" "You women are so ungrateful" "Magistrate Ho works hard to earn just a little, and you use his money to support a gigolo" "You really..." "How much is the house?" "Five thousand taels of silver" "You took 5000 taels of silver to support a gigolo" "What rubbish..." "from where can I get that much?" "You didn't" "I wouldn't dare take that silver but you took it to support a gigolo" "I haven't spent a dime of it" "You're lying if you haven't spent the 5,000 taels of silver from the" "Commissioner of San Si, how come it's with my wife?" "Damn, that 5,000 taels of silver are still kept in my room" "Those five thousand taels of silver are in her room" "Madam Ho, sorry to bother you you may go back to sleep" "Inspector-General," "I suppose you've heard it very clearly just now" "Sung Sai Kit, even if I've given five thousand taels of silver to Magistrate Ho, you still can't sue me for bribery" "I can give him the money, can't I?" "Whether it's a bribe or not can be proved by the letter" "You dare mention about that letter" "Just now you tried to be sly and divert the subject" "I almost forgot about your peeping at official papers" "Men, execute the punishment" "Damn you" "When did I ever peep at the official papers?" "The letter you sawjust now was no official paper" "It's just a blank sheet of paper" "He's lying!" "Your Honour" "How dare you lie in court" "That's right, according to the law telling lies deserves to be slapped fifty times" "I'd be glad to accept the punishment even if I were slapped 2 more times" "But I stole the true copy and put it here" "But I didn't read it  so I needn't have my eyes gouged" "But you were stealing..." "Stay... calm, stealing official paper according to the law he's to be flogged a 100 times and exiled for 5 years" "I know from the very start" "You didn't read the letter" "How can you insist on saying that this is bribery?" "Speak" "We've won" "To tell you the truth, I'm just making an assumption" "Your Honour, according to the law what's the punishment for assuming in the court?" "Not guilty" "How lucky" "But, I can bear the responsibility of some other charge" "But then, Magistrate Tin you should clarify the matter for yourself" "Why don't we read the letter out aloud?" "If I assumed wrongly" "I blemished your credibility" "I'll be guilty" "Myself, my wife and daughter my servants, my nanny should all be executed" "Yes" "Magistrate Tin, please" "Oh" "Read it" "No..." "What's there to be shy of?" "Read it!" "No..." "Maybe Magistrate Ho can help" "I've dropped it, let me pick it up first" "I'll wait for you lt'll take some time" "Oh, dropped it again, pick it up" "Sit down, from the way it seems" "I know that you can't read" "Since nobody wants to read" "Your Honour, you are stern and impartial" "May I invite you to help" "Dropped it again, pick it up" "Enough, time to go" "Pick it up again..." "Colleagues, should I read or not?" "Just wait for a while" "Right, wait for a while" "Might as well forget about reading it" "Good..." "Phew!" "Sung Sai Kit, what do you want?" "Spitting and suing" "First suing you as Magistrate of San Si for neglect;" "A murder in yourjurisdiction and you do nothing about it" "Dereliction of duty" "Then suing you as Commissioner of San Si to allow your sister to commit murder deliberately flouting the law." "Thirdly, suing Ho Yue Da, Magistrate of Guangchou for bribery, killing the good and faithful" "And farting" "I might as well sue you too" "Me?" "Why not?" "You as Inspector-General allow your subordinates to make a mess" "You think your credibility is still intact but your people are oppressed" "If I sued you in the royal court you and your family would be exterminated" "Dismiss" "Feeling good?" "Madam Sung" "Not bad" "This way" "Alright..." "Master Sung, feeling good?" "Yes" "Give me..." "What else are you not satisfied with?" "Mr Sung" "Your sister is a murderer!" "Chopped off her head, how cold-blooded" "What's the use of staying alive, isn't it?" "Yes..." "Mr Sung, what will happen to us?" "Yes..." "Mr Sung, we..." "Kill!" "Magistrate Ho, you stand up so high how can I hear what you're saying?" "Mr Sung, you've now regained your official rank" "Moreover, our crime doesn't deserve a death penalty" "Don't you think so?" "Yes..." "Why are you asking me?" "How am I supposed to know" "I'm nobody, go and ask the official" "Your Honour..." "Then put aside the investigation, what do you think?" "Yes!" "Whatever" "Thank you" "As for myself..." "What do you want to say?" "Please follow the rule" "Yes, there's a space here, come on" "What do you think I should do?" "Mr Sung" "You've all followed the rules, good" "Won't sue you anymore" "Yes" "Dear, let's go" "Alright" "Dear, who are these people?" "Officer" "Great" "It's lucky that I've asked you to fight the case for Yeung Sau Chun" "Now there's no worry our son wouldn't have a dick" "Now they are too many" "Come, come over here" "Dad, Mom" "Come over..." "Hurry..." "Come over, stand straight" "Hurry..." "Wait a minute" "What is it?" "The fortune seems to have changed" "Where to?" "Over there" "Then we..." "Good..."