"Close the morning before Christmas, and L.A. was hoping, and the boys were up early doing last minute shopping." "*** Christmas' Eve day." "Us, because we didn't shop for anyone but Gustavo." "Who is gonna love his gift." "And for everyone else we can save up to 70%." "Of ticket*** last minute shoppers super sale." "All of our shopping in one location at one low low price." "It's a perfect shopping holiday experience!" "Is this your first 5:00 A.M. super sale?" "Yeah." "Good luck." "Good luck?" "Wh... what does that mean?" "It's for my mom!" "Back off!" "It's mine." "I've got it." "We did it!" "Christmas shopping is done." "We have no idea what we got, but the savings were incredible." "Wait, where is Logan?" "Ahhh!" "***" "♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪" "♪ make it count, play it straight ♪" "♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪" "♪ where you go big time ♪" "♪ what you know, what you feel ♪" "♪ never quiting', make it real ♪" "♪ when you're going big time ♪" "♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪" "♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪" " # oh-oh, oh-oh # - # hey, hey #" "♪ go and shake it up ♪" "♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪" "♪ go and make your luck ♪" "♪ with the life you choose ♪" "♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪" "♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it ♪ â™ª big time â™ª" "Merry Christmas!" "Merry Christmas." "Don't open it till tomorrow." "Thank you." "And here's my present to you." "A canned ham." "Yes." " Or would you prefer..." " Oh, a..." "CD in the bag..." "A scented candle." "I'll keep the ham." "And I will see you guys next year." "Palmwoods ***" "Ho, ho, ho." "Stop... right there until you get your Christmas gift." "Baby's first birthday frame." "No." "It's our first Christmas frame, or it will be when you put a picture of us in it." "And here is my gift to you." "Wow!" "Jett, an eye slab?" "And it's preloaded with pics..." "Of us." "Oh, that's right, you don't have a TV show with a three-year contract like me." "Yes, but you don't have tree friends that are hockey players..." "Like me." "Oh no, no, no... be careful." "Joe, *** them off." "Guys!" "***" "And this is... my gift to you." "I wonder what it could be." "Just kiss me under the missiletoe." "Hey girls." "Missiletoe." "Now you have to kiss me." "No, we have to catch a flight." "Oh, what the heck, it's Christmas." "Oh, I love you." "♪♪♪" "So, who is your lucky lady going to be?" "Oh, don't look these are presents but they're not wrapped." "Well, all of these are." "And I need help packing." "I have to get all of these presents in the carry-on bag so we're not charged a fortune." "Who cares?" "Tomorrow is Christmas with toys and snow and... toys." "Christmas is not go toys, it's about giving and being with the people you love." "No, it's about toys." "It is so..." "Bad." "Okay." "Our flight leaves in five hours so who is helping?" "Oh, all of us but first we have to give Gustavo his amazing present." "Oh, don't forget about Kelly." "Right." "Does anyone know if she likes regular track shoes." "Dogs, let's make this quick because... ♪ I'm going to Fiji for the holidays. ♪" "Okay." "That's not my best song ever but who cares?" "I'm going to Fiji." "Well, we just wanted to give you... this." "We ordered it special." "Oh." "Pajamas?" "Really." "Every Christmas we wear our PJs all day long." "It's our holiday tradition." "Ya, I'm not doing that." "And this is for you." "Oh it's a... panini alarm clock." "Just what I wanted." "Or..." "We could offer you this pig watering can  Or this rock star nutcracker." " I stay with this." " Yes." "So, what did you get us?" "That is a surprise." "Oh." "Kelly, get them something surprising for Christmas and ship it." "Now let's start the holidays!" "Whoo!" "Great news, everyone." "I decided to release a Big Time Rush Christmas ep." "Since it will bring your fans lots of holiday joy and me, lots of holiday money." "So, you're putting extended mixes in Christmas packaging." "No I'm putting Christmas songs in Christmas packaging." "We haven't recorded any Christmas songs." "Well, then you better get started because no one is going anywhere, until I get my holiday song." "Three Christmas songs and make our flight by tonight." " It can't be done!" " Sure it can." "It's called a Christmas miracle." "Like me getting kiss by the Jennifer today?" "I heard *** lost her artificial leg, right!" "?" "And found it next morning in her stocking Christmas." "See?" "I want songs are available for download tonight." "Now, since it's Christmas Eve I'm off to the office to fire some people." "I will check in with you later." "We should do this." "I think it would be nice to give our fans a Christmas gift." "I can't write three songs in three hours." "Actually you wrote Yard Squirrels Christmas in five minutes and it's your biggest selling single, ever." "Yard Squirrels!" "This was a stupid, novelty song with sped up voices and I hate it did." "Hey, I love that song." "Everybody loves that song." "I write the best pop songs in the world." "And I don't want to be remembered for that stupid squirrel song." "Well then it's time to write a new Christmas classic." "You can do it, Gustavo." "You're a ***" "You have the power to get us home for Christmas." "And get yourself to Fiji." "Get me blank music sheets, 13 candy canes, and a cup of coco with marshmallows piled high." "Because we're about to pull off a big time Christmas miracle." "♪ oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree. ♪" "♪ won't you help me close this stupid... ♪" " Katie, the presents." " I can't help it." "It's almost Christmas." "And I'm out of holiday cheer." "There is plenty of cheeriness around here." "Look at our tree." "Well, you can help me pack these presents or you can check the lobby for your Christmas cheer." "Dude, this is the saddest lobby, ever." "Where is the big tree?" "Where is the tinsel?" "Where are the blinking lights?" "Where are the people?" "Gone for the holidays." "So, I don't need to decorate." "And I can't wait for you and the hockey hits to leave because I love my Palmwoods empty." "Seriously you're not going to hang one ornament?" "You want some holiday cheer?" "Found this in the laundry room." "Have a palm woods Christmas." "I'm eating this." "No." "... And wonderful..." "I wish you have a merry wonderful..." "Anything?" "Great Christmas songs don't just happen." "I need to be in a christmassy mood." "Can we help you?" "How?" "Well, whenever we want to get into a christmassy mood" "We get into our..." "PJs!" "How do they do that?" "♪♪♪" "Yeah, I'm not wearing PJs." "Well, we could try decorating the place." "Oh, I have always wanted to decorate the studio for Christmas." "♪" "Oh, yeah, yeah that's a great idea." "Let's take a couple of hours driving around town and buying Christmas decorations." "Eh, what are you talking about?" "Every company in this building is gone for the holidays." "Yeah, I'm sure they wouldn't mind if we "borrowed decorations"." "♪ put down video games ♪" "♪ pick up some candy canes ♪" "♪ and hang a wreath on your door ♪" "♪ hey, give back to those who need ♪" "♪ bring peace and harmony ♪" "♪ cause that's what Christmas is for ♪" "♪ and this Christmas is Christmas ♪" "♪ we'll celebrate a wonderful year ♪" " # Oooh, this Christmas # - # it's Christmas #" "♪ we'll decorate the halls with love and cheer ♪" "♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪" "♪ we can make the world shine bright ♪" "♪ as long friends and family are with us ♪" "♪ every star will shine tonight ♪" " # we can make it beautiful # - # it's Christmas #" " # we can make it beautiful # - # it's Christmas #" " # we can make it beautiful # - # it's Christmas #" "♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪" "♪ happy holiday ♪" "♪ spread the love on Christmas day ♪" "♪ singing happy holiday ♪" "♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪" " # so beautiful # - # we can make a beautiful Christmas #" "♪ we can make the world shine bright ♪" "♪ as long friends and families are with us ♪" " # every star will shine tonight # - # shining tonight #" " # we can make it beautiful # - # we can make a beautiful Christmas #" " #... make it beautiful # - # so beautiful #" "♪... make a beautiful Christmas ♪" "♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪" "♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪" "♪ oh, oh... ♪" "♪ we can make a beautiful Christmas ♪" "See, Christmas miracles do happen." "And thanks for the PJs boy they make me feel so christmassy." "Christmassy enough to let us release a single instead of an ep?" "Oh, oh, oh... no." "Make the other two celebrity duets." "Celebrity duets?" "How are we suppose to get celebrities to sing with Big Time Rush on Christmas Eve?" "It's easy... you just get celebrities and sing with them." "Now if you will excuse me," "I'm off to a soup kitchen to remind myself how lucky I am on Christmas." "Bye bye." "You mean bye bye Christmas in Minnesota." "As Kendall fell back, the boys stood listless or *** crushed for Minnesota Christmas." "So with just hours to catch their holiday jets the gang prayed for another miracle and to celebrity duet." "Okay, I've just pushed back all of our planes four hours." "And how can we do on the celebrity search?" "I've just *** at the phone with Lady Gaga's people." "Oh, what did they say?" "Who is Big Time Rush?" "What about ***?" "He's out town for the holidays." "Just like every other celebrity we can sing with." "Hey, but on the bright side astronaut Buzz Aldrin is very interested." "He's the man who walked on the moon." "There has to be some celebrities who's still in town." "Join me Miranda Cosgrove..." "*** Christmas special." "Live from Los Angeles." "With duets of your favourite stars, like international super star Fabio, like Snoop Dogg, and..." "Big Time Rush." " How?" " It will be another Christmas miracle." "Did you find your holiday cheer?" "I found bitters, he's a holiday killjoy." "Well, honey, not everybody loves the holidays." "How could anyone not love the time of toy, family and presents?" "Well, not everyone has a joyful family spending time with and presents, and some people actually find Christmas to be very..." "Stressful." "But not me because all the presents are packed and ready to go." "Okay, but what about the clothes?" "I don't know!" "Katie?" "How could anybody not like Christmas?" "What's the plan?" "The plan is there is no plan if we can't get into the studio." "Easy, all we have to do is get past security." "Piece of cake." "No entry if you're not on the list." "Don't panic!" "Remember there is one guy who is on everybody's list." "Ho, ho, ho merry Christmas." "Ho, ho, ho..." "Seriously you thought I would believe you were Santa," " and his elves?" " But I am Santa." "No, no, no." "You're on my naughty list, pal." "Sir, special delivery for Miranda Cosgrove." "All packages must be inspected." "Yo, you can't open Miranda's present, dude." "I told you this was a bad idea." "Hello." "We are the *** Christmas clog dancers." "We are here to dance for the TV program." "Well let's see you dance." "The other way." "♪♪♪" "I have had enough of you!" " I think he's choking." " Oh, oh, oh." "Do something." "It's another Christmas miracle." "Okay." "We might be horrible people..." "You're good, you're good." " Yes." " That was gross." "Thanks." "Who are you guys?" "We're Big Time Rush and we just want to get home for the holidays." " Please, please." " We have to go, we have to." "Well, merry Christmas." "I dropped my clipboard and I'm distracted and can't see you." "Goodbye." "Have a palm woods holiday." "Hey, so we're leaving tonight and can't take this with us so I thought maybe you would like it." "Oh, how thoughtful." "A holiday hammy down to get pine needles all over my lobby." "No, thank you." "Look I just thought would you use some holiday cheers, you know brighten up your day." "If you want to brighten up my day, get on your plane and leave instead of giving me a Christmas weed." "Merry Christmas, I guess." "Katie, guess how we're going to get all of our press scents and our clothes on the plane without being charged a thing." "We're going to wear all of our clothes." "We're going to wear all of our clothes." "Mom, we're lucky to have each other during the holidays." "Aren't we?" "Of course." "Being with family for the holidays is what it's all about, honey." "Honey, help mommy." "Going down!" "Home made mittens?" "Baby bear, this present is just right." "Now that's what I call a Beary Christmas." "Coming up next Miranda's duet with superstar Fabio when *** Miranda's Christmas special returns." "Next commercial." "Bears are funny." "Okay, you have five minutes to change and get ready for a duet with Fabio." "All we have to do is get dream boat Fabio not to make his performance." "The producer will freak." "How will they replace Fabio *** noticed?" "That's when we show up." "***" "Hey do you need someone to sing a duet with Miranda?" "We're Big Time Rush." "We're a band." "We record the song and boom." "Christmas miracle number two." "And me and Kelly hack into the soundboard, and record the whole thing." "Good luck." "Okay." "Now how do we keep Fabio from stepping on that stage?" "Oh, hello, Christmas bears." "By the way hilarious sketch." "Can I help you with something?" "You are freaking me out now." "*** live." "Let me out." " ***" " This is all beary nice." "Miranda, Miranda." "Please tell me this isn't dressing room whose I think it is." "And who might not like we kidnapped her guest star." "What's going on here?" "Oh, Miranda, help!" "Oh, no." "Not Big Time Rush again." "Miranda, do you believe in Christmas miracles?" "As Miranda stared daggers the boys began to fret." "Would this be their worst big time Christmas yet?" "Back to our big time Christmas." "Now full of scares for Miranda had just caught Logan and his three bears." "You're all going to jail for Christmas." "Oh no, don't call the police." "We're allergic to police." "We weren't Fabio napping." "We were hiding him to record a song with Miranda." "*** Fabio?" "Look, if we don't record thee songs by today our C.E.O. won't let us go home for Christmas." "We're Big Time Rush, we're a band." "They're really cute." "They locked Fabio in a ***" "Yeah, but they're really cute." "My daughter loves their album." "♪♪♪ a movie to watch for me." "And by the way I'm a horrible singer." "He's right he's a horrible singer." "And we can sing  Sing..." "Sing  Sing." "So, how are we doing?" "Honestly... it could go either way." "Okay." "The producer should be freaking out looking for a replacement for Fabio by now." "Which means is a miracle happened and the guys are in wardrobe or they got caught and we're going to jail for Christmas." "Welcome back to have yourself a Miranda little Christmas." "Hey, I hope it's the Christmas pizza I've ordered." "Hey Miranda." "It's Fabio's pizza delivery." "I got you candy cane peppermint pizza." "Yum." " What took you so long?" " I got stuck in the snow." "How did you get out?" "Well, you know, some guys came along and helped me." " Hey, what's up Miranda?" " Hey, merry Christmas." "Big Time Rush." "♪♪♪" "Fiji, here I come." "Do you guys want to join me for a song?" "Yeah, let's do it." "♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪" "♪ there is just one thing I need ♪" "♪ I don't care about the presents ♪" "♪ underneath the Christmas tree ♪" "♪ I just want you for my own ♪" "♪ more than you could ever know ♪" "♪ make my wish come true ♪" "♪ all I want for Christmas ♪" "♪ is you ♪" "♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪" "♪ there is just one thing I need ♪" "♪ and I don't care about the presents ♪" "♪ underneath the Christmas tree ♪" "♪ I don't need to hang my stocking ♪" "♪ they're upon the fireplace ♪" "♪ Santa Claus won't make me happy ♪" "♪ with a toy on Christmas day ♪" "♪ I just want you for my own ♪" "♪ more than you could ever know ♪" "♪ make my wish come true ♪" "♪ all I want for Christmas is you ♪" "♪ you, baby ♪" "♪ all the lights are shining ♪" " # so brightly everywhere # - # so brightly baby #" "♪ and the sound of children's laughter fills the air ♪" "♪ and everyone is singing ♪" "♪ I hear those sleigh bells ringing ♪" "♪ Santa won't you bring me the one I really need ♪" "♪ won't you please bring my baby to me?" "♪" "♪ I don't want a lot for Christmas ♪" "♪ this is all I'm asking for ♪" "♪ I just want to see my baby ♪" "♪ standing right outside my door ♪" "♪ I just want you for my own ♪" "♪ more than you could ever know ♪" "♪ make my wish come true ♪" "♪ baby, all I want for Christmas is you ♪" "♪ you, baby ♪" " # all I want for Christmas # - # you're all I need #" "♪ Christmas day baby, you and me ♪" "♪ all I want for Christmas is you ♪" "♪ baby ♪" "Yes!" "Thank you." "Thanks, everyone, for watching." "Thanks to vice president Biden, to Fabio and to Big Time Rush." "Happy holidays." " That's a wrap folks." " Yes." " Yeah." " Thank you, so much." "Thanks for being on." "You were great." "Good luck with your ep and getting back to Minnesota." "You can come, too Miranda." "Yeah, it will be cold but we can huddle together and stay warm." "No, we have to leave now." " Okay happy holidays..." " Merry Christmas." "Weird." "Why are you guys so happy?" "We still need to write a third song." "Find another super-star to sing it with, and oh, yes do it all in time to catch our flights." "Everybody close your eyes and wish for another Christmas miracle." "That's ridiculous, there will never be..." "Oh, what the heck." "I hate to break it to you dogs, but I think we're fresh out of Christmas miracles." "Please tell me I didn't just hit a reindeer." "Snoop Dogg?" "It's a Christmas miracle." "It's okay." "I think I'm making progress." "Mom, it's time to grab the hockey duffel, and pay for checked bags." "That is import leather." "I raised you to be a winner." "Come in." "You rang for assistance?" "Yes, the cable is out and I would like to watch some Christmas specials." "The cable is out because someone unplugged it." "There it's fixed." "Awesome, It's A Wonderful Life *** great movie." "Yes, if you like those touching classic Christmas stories." "You want a cookie?" "I suppose I could choke one down." "And I made extra hot chocolate." "Well, hate to waste a good hot chocolate." "You wouldn't happen to have any..." "Marshmallows." "Mmm." "Now that's good coco." "I can't believe we're going to record a song with Snoop Dogg." "Hey, it's the least I could do after running Gustavo rock over with a limo." "Now I just have to write this song." "Don't worry, you won't be here long he writes songs really fast." "I got it." "I got it." "I don't got it." "I'm never going to Fiji." "You know what, Snoop?" "This is all part of the process." "He gets it, doesn't get it, then he cries." "Hey, who is the present for?" "Grandma." "Cool, is it a diamond encrusted dentures?" "Is it a *** bracelet?" "It's number one ***" "Is it a helicopter?" "Boys, it's even better." "It's a home made scented candle holder, and I made it myself." "Where are the emeralds?" "Christmas isn't about expensive gifts." "It's about giving from the heart." "Nice, that is a very Christmas message." "Now if only we could make a song out of it." "Maybe we can." "Logan, fresh holiday beat, please." "Okay." "I can work with that." "♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪" "♪ Snoop gave to me ♪" "♪ a song for your Christmas ep ♪" "♪ on the second day of Christmas ♪" "♪ Snoop gave to me ♪" "Two ***." "♪ and a song for your Christmas ep ♪" " Keep it going." "That can work." " Guys, take it to the studio." "♪ on the 12th day of Christmas ♪" "♪ Snoop gave to me ♪" "♪ 12 ring-side tickets ♪" "♪ 11 books of physics ♪" "♪ 10 juicy corn dogs ♪" "♪ 9 lucky *** ♪" "♪ 8 wooly beans ♪" "♪ 7 sweater vests ♪" "♪ 6 hockey helmets ♪" "♪ 5 bonds *** with a compounded interest rate representing... ♪" "♪ a curing money ♪ what?" "Make your money work for you." "♪ 4 *** ♪" "♪ 3 canned hams ♪" "♪ 2 *** ♪" "♪ and a song for the Christmas ep ♪" "♪ and a song for the Christmas ep ♪" "Guys, that was awesome." "And that makes three BTR Christmas songs." "Fiji here we come." "Instead Justin Bieber have just released 50 songs of Christmas with 50-cents." "It's a *** and it's a masterpiece." "I'm sorry about Justin Bieber, but I have to get to grandma's house." "♪♪♪" "♪♪ ♪" "♪♪" "Don't worry Snoop, I'm sure Gustavo will get this figured out." "You will be over the river and through the woods at grandma's house in a couple of hours." "Yeah, but I have to be to grandma's house in 15 minutes." "What?" " What?" " What?" "What?" "Yeah, I have to be there in 15 minutes." "Aaaah, Fiji." "And Gustavo owe collapsed full of holiday blews." "Cause on the day before Christmas" "Snoop gave them a terrible news." "With Snoop leaving for grandma's the gang didn't have long..." "Just 15 minutes to write their last holiday song." "So, this is how he writes ***..." " Yep." " Yes." "And this is how we make it..." "Hilarious" "No pitch fader." "Let's remind our celebrity guest that Gustavo works very well under pressure." "Oh his brain*** the Christmas chain saw." "He's almost done." "Christmas!" "Look daddy, every time a bell rings an angel *** his wings." "That's right." "That's right." "That ending gets me every time." "It gets him, too." "*** the cookies." "So you didn't like the movie?" "Well, it does make one wonder what life would be like around here at the palm woods if I had never been born." "Stop the music!" "You kids know the rules, no having dance parties in the lobby." "Without confetti and balloons." "Well, thank you, happy manager." "Go kids go." "Go kids go." "Go kids go." "You were imagining a cool hunky palm woods manager throwing a dance party for you." "No." "You don't think I know how people feel about me around here." "Well, guess what?" "I don't care if you don't like me." "And I can't wait for you to leave tonight so I can have my palm woods Christmas alone, like I like it." "Mom, I don't think he likes it." "Yes, but look on the bright side, all my packing is done!" "Clothes and presents all packed." "Six carry ons, six personal items and not to charge." "They're shaking." "No they're settling." "Now they're rumbling." "Ya, they're rumbling." "Take cover!" "Awesome, you got me the new Snoop Dogg headphones I wanted." "Ya, try to act surprise tomorrow morning." "Oh, I can't believe I finished the song and I'm finally relaxing in Fiji." "Oh, garçon..." "Just something, something delicious, please." "Yes." "He's lost it, and I gotta to go." "Oh, wait, wait, wait..." "Wait, Snoop, we still have five minutes." "Yep, just tell your grandma you hit a producer with your limo and you will be a little late." "I can't tell my grandma I hit somebody." "She would kill me, and it's her limo." "We just need one more Christmas miracle." "Please." "We have never missed a Minnesota Christmas." "It has real snow." "Forget it." "No one can write a song in five minutes." "Gustavo did once and it was the biggest hit ever." "Yard squirrels Christmas!" "Don't *** that song!" "That was you?" "That *** cracked me up." "I was dieing to make a silly Christmas song." "You have to forget it because I'm done with selling Christmas songs." "Come on, Gustavo, it's Christmas." "♪♪♪" "Oh, come on, Gustavo." "You can wear your PJs." "You can do it, Gustavo." " *** your PJ." " Ah!" "And I got to get to grandma's house." "Yard squirrels." "Get in the booth I have got the song." "Yes." "Snoop Dogg." "Check." "Big Time Rush in their PJs." "Check." "Stroke of Christmas genius." "Double check." "Okay here is how I see it." "The music starts playing." "It's Christmas morning and Snoop is in a Big Time Rush to get to grandma's house." "Snow flakes are falling like crazy." "Yeah, let's get dressed." "It's time to go to grandma's." " Oh, come on Snoop!" " Don't make us wear that." "It's not our style, man." "What y'all want to wear?" "♪ When it comes to fashion on Christmas day ♪" "♪ there is one thing that everyone knows ♪" "♪ you have to be properly dressed to play ♪" "♪ so you can't wear fancy clothes ♪" "♪ *** our PJs all Christmas long ♪" "♪ stay in our PJs ♪" "♪ they're snugy and warm ♪" "♪ ** * ♪" "♪ *** ♪" "♪ *** makes us die ♪" "♪ alright I forget the jackets ♪" "♪ let's stay in our PJs ♪" "♪ and play with our toys ♪" "♪ stay in our PJs holiday joy ♪" "♪ *** ♪" "♪ *** ♪" "♪ *** make you die ♪" " Then how about these nice sweaters?" " We're not wearing that." "♪" "♪" "♪♪♪♪♪♪" "♪♪♪♪♪♪" "♪" "♪♪♪♪" "♪♪" "♪ I don't want to fight them or disappoint them ♪" "♪ if Snoop can't beat them ♪" "♪ I might as well join them ♪" " Looking good Snoop." " Isn't that better?" "Check you out Snoop." "I can dig it boys." "Grandma isn't going to like it." "Nice, man." "Well, grandma may not like it but I love it." "Ya!" "Upload this immediately." "So kids can enjoy a big time Christmas all over the world." " Yes." " I will enjoy big time profits." "I had fun, boys, but I have to get to my grandma's house." "And we have to get to Minnesota." "Well, you can all make your flights if you leave right now." "Happy holidays." "Alternatively:" "Run, run, run." "Alternatively:" "Run, run, run." "And finally nobody is getting in or out of Minnesota or most of the midwest tonight a snow storm has completely shut down all the airports." "Merry Christmas." "Sorry, guys." "I guess we ran out of Christmas miracles." "And after everything we went through." "How about we make a Christmas miracle happen ourselves?" "Spread some, you know..." "Christmas joy." "We're listening." "Another Christmas morning just like any other morning." "Merry Christmas, Mr. bitters." "What's all this?" "Christmas morning... with friends." "I..." "I don't know what to say." "Say, merry Christmas." " Merry Christmas!" " Yes." "We have presents for you, big guy." "Oh!" "A rock star nutcracker..." "I have always wanted one of these." "And..." " How did you know?" " Everybody loves ham." "Wow." " What is it?" " It's home made." "It's home made." "Merry Christmas, Mr. Bitters." "Snoop Dogg jam phonic headphones." "Thank you, Katie." "Thank you, so much." "This might be the nicest Christmas we have ever had." "I agree." "But Santa will miss us this year because we're not in Minnesota." "Ho, ho, ho." " Close enough." " I missed my flight to Fiji." "So I figured I would spend the holidays with my dogs  In my PJs." "Yes!" "And we brought a little holiday feast." "Oh!" "So, with family beside you and friends together, that's the recipe for the best holiday ever." "And give your gifts many, keep your hearts full of light, and merry Christmas to all..." "And to all... a big time night." "Synch by Benfo."