"* When you notice that your bros *" "* Are all wearin' the same clothes *" "* You're in a loop" "* When you're already laughing * cause you know what's gonna happen *" "* You're in a loop" "* When the frog that you dissected *" "* Is always resurrected" "* You're in a loop" "* When the aliens attack" "* And you're ready with a snack *" "* You're in a loop" "* When the tiger's on the go * And you catch it like a pro" "* You're in a loop" "* When you're always having fun *" "* Cause life's a rerun" "* They're in a loop" "* They're looped!" "**" "[Theo giggles to himself]" "Theo!" "Stop whatever smart productive thing you're doing and listen to my harebrained loophole scheme." "Aw, c'mon!" "Listen." "Luc, I am listening." "Hmm." "I don't get it." "Is this a trick?" "Why aren't you all: "But my pinkies just grew back from last time!"" "Because Today-Monday I've come prepared for your harebrainery." "Behold!" "* [horror stings]" "Huh?" "I've programmed all the events of Monday the 12th into her system, along with an algorithm that allows her to calculate the butterfly effect our loopholes will have on the day's time-line!" "Uh, dude?" "She can actually predict what effects our actions will have before we do anything!" "Du-ude!" "Goodbye disaster, hello five-fingered hands!" "But doesn't this thing remind you of someone?" "Someone with a voice like nails on a chalkboard and a personality like a chalkboard with nails?" "Uh..." "I'm clearly talking about your weird-o crush, Gwyn." "Did you call me, Luc?" "Two Gwyns!" "I was organizing the cafeteria milk fridge by expiry date when I possibly heard you say my name." "Or gag on something." "Either way, I thought I'd just pop by and check." "Hey, what's that?" "Nothing!" "Which is also what's wrong with your hair this morning." "What are you saying, Thadius?" "Uh, that there's nothing wrong with" "My name's Theo!" "But I can change it!" "[sigh]" "So I'd say it's pretty obvious I do not have a crush on Gwyn, and my lovely invention is of no relation." "[beep] [power up] [girl robot voice] Good morning, Tito." "Ha!" "Aw." "I'll uh, fix that." "In the meantime, go ahead and test her out." "Tell her what you want to do and she'll calculate how to do it disaster-free." "Hmm." "OK. [huge inhale]" "I want to pilot a flame-throwing monster truck through the school and into the cafeteria, where I use the flame-thrower to cook a stack of pizzas, which I will then eat as I drive straight through the wall, up the flag-pole" "and over a school bus pyramid." "And I would like to do this whilst not spilling a drop of this very full glass of milk." "Calculating loop permutations and combinations." "[chuckle] [gasps] [cheers]" "So?" "[gulp]" "Huh!" "[glass smashes]" "In light of recent events, she may stay." "What do we call her?" "I haven't named her yet, but if we wanted to call her Gwyn..." "How about Dragon Face Puke Butt?" "Inputting data." "Naming convention accepted, Luc!" "Whaaaa!" "Permanently reprogramming system identifiers to Dragon Face Puke Butt." "Wicked!" "[Theo groans] * [electronic] [beeps]" "Huh?" "[screams]" "Huh?" "* [electronic] [beeps] [ding]" "Whoo hoo!" "**" "Huh?" "YEAH!" "Whoo hoo!" "[clucking]" "**" "Yeah!" "Whoo hoo hoo hoo!" "[tire screech]" "Yay." "Yay." "Go Luc." "Ugh." "[crash] [laughs]" "* [fast tempo electronic] [rumble]" "Yeah!" "Whoo hoo hoo!" "Whee hee hee!" "[grunt] [growl] [nervous giggles]" "Remember how you were supposed to calculate" ""disaster-free" stunts?" "Well, what do you call this?" "[grunts]" "Ooh." "Hilarious?" "[giggles]" "Ah, I can't stay mad at you, Dragon Face Puke Butt." "Almost assembly time, which means..." "Jesse's gassing up for our daily fart-boxing." "[beeps]" "According to my calculations, your daily subjection to the intestinal gas of Jesse could be avoided." "At precisely 2:39, Sarah uses the South doors to exit the school so her hair may be 'kissed by the sun'." "Blocking those doors will divert Sarah to the East exit, causing her to be late for the assembly and allowing her seat to be occupied by another student." "The clique twins will call upon the services of Jesse to move the student, but Jesse will not have time to comply with this request and fart-box you before his dentist appointment at 1500 hours." "And there we have it!" "Fart-box-free." "Looks like I don't have time to fart-box you two today." "I'll have to fart-box just one of you." "Bully say wha?" "This isn't right!" "I'm coming, Theo!" "Wha!" "That is not advisable." "The outcome" "I don't care what the "outcome" is;" "Theo's my best bud and I'd never" "I could show you how to transform the water fountains into water slides." "You have my attention." "Theo:" "The fart to nostril ratio is so much worse when I'm alone in here!" "[fart]" "Whoo!" "No." "No water slides, Dragon Face Puke Butt." "We're rescuing Theo!" "Then we're making water slides." "Do I smell OK?" "No." "No you do not." "[sigh] Something must be wrong with Dragon Face Puke Butt." "Whatever do you mean?" "You've been sailing through every loophole stunt without a scratch, while I've been dropped, syruped, feathered, strawed and fart-boxed!" "And then, there's that." "Yeah, that's a little weird." "I can't believe it!" "My highly intelligent android is in love with YOU?" "Even when I build a Gwyn, you still get her!" "Aha!" "I knew you built that thing to look like Gwyn!" "Did you call me, Luc?" "Ugh." "No, Gwyn, I did not call you." "Oh, cause I totally thought you said my name." "Hi, Gwyn." "You stink, Toby!" "Bye, Luc!" "[groan]" "Don't sweat it, T. It's bros before bots." "I'll just tell Dragon Face Puke Butt to take a hike!" "I'm going to assume you heard that and we're cool now." "Target acquired:" "MUST DESTROY BRO!" "[power up] [scream] [shouts]" "Think we gave her the slip!" "DESTROY!" "EEP!" "Need... a plan... fast!" "Hard... to talk... while running!" "Should've... tried harder... in gym class!" "Sousaphone Stella!" "South East corner!" "This ought to shake a few bolts loose." "Hey!" "Who put this stuff here?" "We did." "Remember?" "Oh yeah." "Karma, you crafty she-devil." "Incoming!" "Ah!" "Huh?" "[wolf whistle]" "Hey!" "My eyes are up here, missy." "I got it!" "Six seconds, gym doors!" "[tire screech]" "Get ready in 4..." "3... 2... [crash]" "Did we crush her?" "Negative." "Initiating exterminate bro sequence." "[screams]" "Our timeline knowledge is useless!" "She knows everything we do and more!" "She can predict our every move!" "So that means..." "We're pooched." "Super." "You know, I was going to wait for a more appropriate time to say I told you so, but since we're about to be exterminated..." "I didn't mean to build a psycho Gwyn robo-replica;" "it just sort of happened!" "How does a psycho Gwyn robo-replica just sort of happen?" "Ah!" "Did you call me, Luc?" "[shiver]" "Bye Luc!" "[screams]" "I guess I was tired of chasing after the real Gwyn." "But this is my mess and there's no reason for us both to be exterminated." "[gasp] No!" "If Dragon Face Puke Butt can calculate what we're going to do before we do it, then we'll just have to do something even WE wouldn't think we'd do!" "Huh?" "[tire screech]" "And I know exactly what I wouldn't do." "OK, Dragon Face Puke Butt!" "If you want me..." "I'm [gag] yours." "Joy levels rising!" "Luc, what are you doing?" "I've got this." "But no exterminating the bro!" "You owe me, you owe me so hard." "Calculating..." "Terms accepted." "[grunt]" "I'm still a little jealous, but mostly grateful." "OK... here we go." "Oh-why-oh-why does she have to look like Gwyn?" "[smooch]" "I can't look!" "Does not compute." "Error!" "Error!" "Error!" "[beeps]" "Uh oh." "[explosions]" "Gross!" "But way less gross than kissing the real Gwyn would be." "What's that about us kissing?" "[smooching]" "Aww." "Aaaaaahh!" "[giggles]" "Theo!" "Stop whatever smart productive thing you're doing" "AH!" "WHAT IS THAT?" "* [horror stings]" "I didn't have the heart to leave her as a pile of smoking parts." "So I came up with a way to prevent her from becoming a laser-shooting psycho-bot again!" "I love you, Dragon Face Puke Breath." "And I you, Tiny Fish Brain." "[grunt] [nervous giggle]" "Yeah, like that's never coming back to haunt us." "[kissing] [shudder]" "Gross!" "**" "[along with movie dialogue]You're an INSECT!" "Yes." "An insect who loves you." "[sigh] [gasp]" "Ha ha ha!" "Loves you..." "FOR DINNER!" "[scream]" "No talking along with the movie!" "[slam]" "Oh, we'll talk all right!" "We'll talk in this movie Tomorrow-Monday!" "And the Tomorrow- Monday after that!" "And the one after that, too!" "Since you don't know you're in the loop, you won't even remember." "[laughs]" "You know, I thought Insector 2 was kinda lame the first 30 or so times we saw it, but that movie just keeps growing on me." "Just like Insector's larva sac kept growing on him till it exploded!" "Uh, yeah." "Too bad being stuck in the Loop means we'll never know what happens in Insector 3." "You two still don't know what happens in Insector 3?" "What are you talking about, Lester?" "Insector 3." "Production Draft." "I heard the guy who uploaded it got a really stiff sentence." "UGH!" "It's more gum than seat!" "Sweet!" "[slam]" "Ha!" "Come to me, Insector 3." "Huh?" "You have to read it, Luc." "Ugh, no thanks!" "I'll just wait for the movie like everyone else." "Uh, we can't wait if we're stuck in the loop but we can use the loop to make the best sequel ever!" "I'll do all the reading and use our loop knowledge to plan the shots and you can do all the fun stuff." "Deal?" "Deal!" "Fame and fortune, here I come." "[laughs]" "Ahem." "I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch." "I wish--huh?" "[hiss] [girlish scream]" "BAM!" "Dude!" "Nice bug monster duds." "I know, right?" "But why am I not playing the handsome lead again?" "It's my cheekbones, isn't it." "Yes." "Yes it is." "[sigh] [ring] [clap] [screams] [hiss] [growl]" "** [watch beeps] [crash] [car alarm]" "**" "[roar] [scream of terror]" "Why!" "[splat] [laughing] [growl] [screams] [grunts [huffing and puffing] [watch beeps] [gasp]" "[thunderclap]" "I think this baby's ready to be premiered!" "Tomorrow-Monday?" "Movie theatre?" "Stardom, here I come!" "Settle." "Settle!" "[starting to sneeze] [sigh]" "Now students?" "I've called this assembly to ... read a movie promo?" "[giggles]" "In a world..." "Wait wait, sorry, that should be:" "[deeper voice] IN A WORLD" "WHERE JUSTICE IS TRUTH AND TRUTH IS ON SUMMER HOLIDAYS." "A SOLITARY MAN MUST SQUASH..." "A GREAT BIG BUG." "[growl]" "** [whoosh] [hiss] [scream] [scream] [weaponfire] [explosions] [hiss]" "INSECTOR 3!" "DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE..." "YOUR HEAD OFF!" "NOW PLAYING." "[cheers]" "I'm getting my money's worth!" "Now that's how you promote a movie!" "[cheers]" "Superstar!" "Look who decided to show up." "I had to get my hair just right!" "Dude!" "It's a full house!" "I love the movie business!" "[grunt]" "I can't wait to find out if Dr. Mantisberg was destroyed in the lab explosion at the end of Insector 2!" "Seriously?" "We made this movie!" "And you played Mantisberg!" "[gasp]" "Whoa!" "Spoiler alert!" "Oh!" "It's starting!" "[roar]" "This is serious, Dr. Mantisberg!" "[frightened whimpering] [growls]" "Hold me tighter." "[weaponfire] [sobs]" "Insector!" "Please don't leave me." "[groan]" "You maniacs!" "You squashed him!" "You squashed him all to bits!" "Tonight, mankind has become the true monster!" "[cheers]" "I'm going to be famous!" "I mean, for another three hours until we Loop and everybody totally forgets, but still..." "FAMOUS!" "Time to greet my adoring fans!" "BOOM!" "Give it up for Luc Maxwell!" "[crickets]" "Oh, I get it, you're in silent awe." "[chanting] Theo!" "Theo!" "Theo!" "Huh?" "[chanting] Theo!" "Theo!" "Theo!" "[growl] That bug stole my movie!" "Come on, man!" "We got to get away from these maniacs!" "[chanting] Theo!" "Theo!" "Theo!" "[grunt] [chanting] Theo!" "Theo!" "Theo!" "Luc, what are you doing?" "Only saving your life." "That mob was going to rip you apart." "But they wanted autographs." "With permanent markers!" "Typical angry mob." "Typical!" "Listen, the flick stinks worse than the fart-box in July." "We need reshoots." "Lots of reshoots!" "Especially the Bug stuff." "But that's my part!" "Not anymore." "This time I'm going to play Insector and you can play the supporting role of hero." "[ring] [screams]" "* Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh oh yeah!" "*" "Why?" "* Oh yeah!" "[groan]" "All right!" "Instant fame, here I come!" "[grunt] [chanting] Theo!" "Theo!" "Theo!" "Well, that didn't work." "I'll have to play both hero and bug this time." "But I thought I was good." "Cheekbones, Theo!" "Cheekbones!" "Look!" "It's the guy who played Bee Keeper #3!" "We love you, Theo!" "[chuckle]" "Look!" "It's the guy who played Bee Keeper #3's silent friend!" "We love you, Theo!" "Mwah!" "Mwah!" "Grrr." "So?" "Which part am I playing today?" "Monster?" "Hero?" "Flypaper Salesman?" "Flypaper?" "Ugh." "Insector 3 was so Yester-Monday." "Let's put the movie away and never show it ever again ever... ever." "Really?" "I was kinda starting to dig all that fame." "And adulation." "Especially the adulation." "Huh." "It was all about the art for me." "Now promise me you're going to lock that camera up." "Fine." "I promise." "[yawn]" "Theo may not be much of an actor, but he sure is a good friend." "Right, Mr. Dolphin Pants?" "[sqeak squeak]" "Finally, we can get on with our lives and forget about that lousy movie." "[click]" "Welcome to Deep Eventide." "I'm Lervy Pettersen." "Our guest tonight can't even be called an overnight success because he's only been in movies since today!" "Theo Merton Jr. everybody!" "[cheers] [growl]" "Where is that movie-stealing, soft-cheekboned wannabe?" "[car horn] [tire screech]" "Luc!" "Baby!" "Great to see you, bro!" "What are you working on these days?" "How could you?" "Oh, the movie thing?" "Well, it turns out, I really like being a star." "So when I promised to put away the camera," "I had my fingers crossed." "Monster!" "Not really." "I just play one in a movie." "That I star in." "To my pal, Luc." "Good luck, love Theo." "[oof]" "You need tickets?" "Cause I can hook you up." "You're losing it, dude." "Like, what's with the limo?" "No one's even seen the movie Today-Monday." "Fake it till you make it, baby!" "Hey, listen, I'm in meetings all day, but I'll catch you tonight at our latest premiere, OK?" "Peace!" "[tire screech]" "Oh, I'll be there playing the part of crazy guy out for revenge!" "Wait!" "Let me try that again." "I'll be playing crazy guy out for revenge!" "Oh, Gwyn!" "[high voice] Oh, Theo!" "You're so cool and famous!" "Will you autograph my heart?" "You bet, Gwyn baby!" "Let me just pick it up off the floor." "[clang]" "Sorry, "bro", but the only thing getting signed around here will be your own face cast!" "Now give me me that camera!" "Never!" "[grunts] [crash] [grunts] [gasp]" "No!" "Phew!" "It's mine!" "No, it's MINE!" "[laughs] [gasp]" "No chase sequences before the movie!" "Agh!" "My flashlight!" "I'm powerless!" "[grunt] [shouts and grunts]" "[clanging metal] [smooch] [shouts]" "[martial arts yell] [grunts]" "You can't do this to me!" "I'm a star!" "Not Today Monday you're not!" "Huh?" "You can't do this to me." "Hey guys, I saw art that needed to be shared." "Kyle?" "Luc:" "Man." "We look like" "Theo: a couple a selfish jerks that forgot they were best friends." "Luc:" "I was going to say "giants", but..." "I'm sorry I lied to you." "And I'm sorry I said you didn't have nice cheekbones." "They're stunning." "Also, I'm sorry I got so fame crazy." "I promise it'll never happen again." "[cheers]" "Wait!" "They DO love me!" "Is that Kyle's thumb?" "They can't be cheering for" "Crowd chanting:" "Thumb!" "Thumb!" "Thumb!" "Thumb!" "captions by sassonique I hate the movie business."