"[Ignacio] Previously on Ugly Betty:" "You get my e-mails?" "Yeah, I was busy... with my boyfriend." " Do we have attorney-client privilege?" " That only works if I'm your lawyer." "For now, you got something stronger." "My word." "Marc booked your flight for Paris." "You leave tonight at 9:00." "I want Justin in return." "I want to see my son." "You need to find what it is you're looking for." "I just know, now, that it's not me." "[Woman] I think it's time for Fey Sommers to come out of seclusion." "Fey?" "[Elevator bell dings]" "[Telephone rings]" "Betty Suarez here." "No, Betty Suarez here!" "At home." "An hour ago." "Daniel hasn't left yet." "He's doing paperwork." "The lawyer's gonna be here any minute to go over Dad's immigration case!" " I'll get home as soon as I can." " What about shopping for Thanksgiving?" "Hilda, I will get it done!" "Look, I gotta go." " [Phone clicks] - [Betty sighs]" "Since I started she acts like, all of a sudden, I don't care about our family." "I always shop for Thanksgiving, and then my father and I cook the meal together." "It's our tradition since my mother passed away." "I'm sorry, you were looking at me and saying things." " I wasn't really listening." " Never mind." "You've got big plans tomorrow with this guy you've been seeing?" "What makes you say that?" "You keep walking past Daniel's office saying you've got big plans with this guy you've been seeing." "Not anymore." "Jerk called." "Says he has to spend Thanksgiving with his wife and kids." "I'm like, grow a pair!" "I am so over men." "They all suck." "Where's Marc?" " Hi." " Hi." "Hey, what are you still doing here?" "The high priestess needs her outfit altered for some dinner she's going to." "What time do I need to be at your place?" " Around three." " Is that the time we're eating, or the time that that delightful nephew of yours is putting on his production of" " Thanksgiving, the Musical?" " We're eating at six." "I'll see you at six, then." "Um..." "The phones stopped ringing a while ago." "Looks like everybody's gone for the holiday." " Do you think maybe I could..." " Oh, yeah, sure." "OK." "You haven't seen Sofia up here today, right?" "OK, and there's no calls?" " Sorry." " Oh, no, no." "I don't care." "She's got a boyfriend, right?" "Who she never happened to mention, I might add." "If you're serious about a guy, you'd be talking about him all the time." "You're always going on about that guy Wilbur." "Walter." "Daniel, are you OK?" "No!" "I've spent the day waiting by the phone, checking my e-mail." "It's like I'm this close to splitting a Cobb salad with Sarah Jessica Parker and talking about shoes." "I really miss that show." "So whatcha doing tomorrow?" "I have to drag my well-toned ass up to Schenectady, eat cranberry sauce in the shape of a can and tell my family about "my girlfriend who lives up in Canada."" " Wanna blow 'em off and hang out?" " Tempting." "What're you thinking?" "We meet here at nine." "I bring champagne, you bring the orange juice and we watch the parade from Wilhelmina's window." "You mean try on couture gowns and Xerox our naughty bits?" " Of course." " I am so in." "French cuff or no?" " No." " I'd go with the cuff." "You want to live my life?" "Pay my bills." "Hi..." "Ooh!" "Sassy." "Uh..." "Louis from Armani called, not happy with his placement in the issue." "Dr. Levy needs to move your teeth whitening to Tuesday, and... oh, Nico said to tell you she's coming in town for Thanksgiving." "What?" "She told me last week she was staying at school." "I can't change my plans at the last minute." "I have the Versace party to go to." "Ouch!" "It's a work obligation." "I can't shirk my responsibilities just to sit home and have a Very Brady Thanksgiving." "She'll just have to understand." " What're you staring at?" " Nothing." "You're gonna cuff that, right?" "OK, don't forget, your dad has a brunch at 2:00 p.m." "In the executive dining room." " I'm gonna pass on that." " What?" " Slimming." " Thanks, Marc!" "You have to go." "It's your family." "Come on!" "It's not some intimate gathering." "My father invites his editors so everyone can tell him what a genius he is." "And this year my mother'll be fresh out of detox, stealing the olives out of martini glasses and sucking them dry in the janitor's closet." "No thanks." "Knock, knock." "Oh, am I interrupting something?" " Oh, hey..." " No!" " Betty was just leaving." " I was!" " Bye." " Happy Thanksgiving." "Happy Thanksgiving." " Hi." " Hi." "So what's new?" "Um..." "I met this girl, had some fun," "I found out she has a boyfriend she didn't tell me about." "Wow." "She sounds like a bitch." "I'm sorry, Daniel." "I didn't know we were going to do what we did." "And things just got out of control." "I was actually hoping that we could skip to the part where we move on and we try to be friends?" " I'd really like to be your friend." " Me, too." "Friends' hands don't go that low." "[Chuckling]" "I'll see you at your father's brunch tomorrow." "Oh, you're going?" "But you RSVP'd "no."" "I mean, not that I checked." "Well, I was supposed to go skiing, but now I have to get back by Friday, so, whatever." "Sounds like fun." "You're gonna be there, right?" "Oh, yeah, I'll be there." "I mean, it's my family, right?" "Thanksgiving without family'd be Thursday." " Great." "Because I'm bringing Hunter." "And, you know, in a weird way, I think you two will really get along." "Great." "Yeah." "Hunter." "I can't wait to meet him." "Hunter!" "Hunter." "I can't stop saying his name." "I love him already!" "See you there." "Hey, nice turkey." "You making one for everybody?" "[Leah] So you really invited your ex for Thanksgiving?" " Look who took her grown-up pill." " Well, he is Justin's father, although these days a freakin' Petri dish can be a father." "Right?" "So when did you two get divorced, anyway?" "You have to be married to get divorced." "No, this is the classic boy meets girl, boy knocks girl up, boy loses girl's number." "Throw in a glass slipper and you've got a hell of a fairy tale." " Exactly." " I'm home!" "I'm sorry." "You go over your case with Leah?" " An hour ago." " I'm sorry, I couldn't get off of work." "And you missed my pageant at school." "I know, Justin, but there was no one to cover my phones." "Well, it was awesome." "I was the only Pilgrim" " that could do jazz hands." " Jazz what?" " Jazz hands." " Hands." "Oh, well, I want to hear all about this as soon as I get home from shopping." "Oh, Hi." "You must be Leah, I'm Betty, I'm so sorry..." " What'd you do?" "You went to the market?" " That doesn't sound like a "Thank you."" "Hilda, I told you that I'd do the shopping." "Since she started this job, she has no more time anymore." "I have time." "I'm still doing all the cooking with Dad tomorrow." "What if they call tomorrow with some fashion emergency?" "They've lowered the hemlines!" "Red alert!" "Wait, you didn't even get the stuff to make the bunuelos." "Why do you insist on making those every year?" "No one ever eats them." "Last year we had to use them to crack open walnuts." "Because Mom made them every year, Hilda." "It's a tradition." "And that was the best turkey they had?" "No, that is the last turkey they had." "You were this close to stuffing a brisket." "Oh, I have so much to do!" "I haven't started to cook and I've still got to go to the airport." " All the kids are coming home." " Tell me about it." "We're having our three boys and their girlfriends." "I have no idea where we're gonna put these people." "Well, we see them three times a year." "It's worth it." "Will you stop looking at me like the Ghost of Thanksgiving Yet to Come?" "Good night." "I see an old woman, all alone at a Thanksgiving table set for one." "Ciao, tesoro, it's Wilhelmina." "Yes." "Listen, something came up and I won't be able to make it tomorrow." "Nico's coming home." "Yes." "[Donna Summer:" "Bad Girls]" "Looks like I'm not the only one doing last-minute Thanksgiving shopping." "A carton of cigarettes and a bottle of vodka?" "You have your traditions, I have mine." "So, having some big blowout today?" "No, Gina, just the family." "I thought you would've gone all out." "I mean, you never know who won't be around next Thanksgiving." "What is that supposed to mean?" "Come on, it's a small neighborhood, people talk." "Everyone knows about your pop's immigration problem." "You have no idea what you're talking about." "Hey, you want to keep it quiet, fine." "But in the spirit of the holiday, I think I should tell you..." "Watch out for that lawyer I saw leaving your place." " Oh, really?" "And why is that?" " Leah Stillman is bad news." "I know someone who knows someone who knows Donna Spadaro in Astoria." "Leah promised to get her custody of her kids, and all she did was steal her money and take off." "Yeah, well, Hilda found Leah, and I trust her." " Leah's not gonna rip us off." " Well, don't say I didn't warn you." "Oh, and tell your father I wish him a very happy Thanksgiving." "[Woman on phone] What city?" "Hi, in Astoria." "A Donna Spadaro, please." " [Cell phone ringing]" " Hold for the number." "Shoot!" "Sorry, never mind." " Hi, Daniel, it's me." " Betty, I need you." "Now!" " Where are you?" " At the loft." "Hurry, it's an emergency." " Hello?" " What's going on?" "I gotta go." "Daniel just called, he needs me." " It's Thanksgiving!" " I know, I know." "Unbelievable." "What about cooking dinner with Dad?" "Will you tell him I'm sorry?" "[Cheering]" "Look, it's the Eva Longoria float!" "We love you, Eva!" "What if she has hidden cameras in here?" "Trust me, if she had cameras in here, I'd have been fired a long time ago." "Hey, what's that weird float over there?" "That's not a float, that's Betty." "You called me to help you pick out a shirt?" "This is your big emergency?" "You rather I swallowed a bottle of pills?" "It took you 45 minutes to get here." "I'd be dead already." "I left my family on Thanksgiving!" "I had to cut across the parade route!" "I almost got run over by those Queer Eye guys riding a giant Pilgrim." "OK, that came out wrong." "Betty, this is an emergency." "I have to sit across from Sofia and her boyfriend at brunch." "I've got to look good." " Are you wearing cover-up?" " I have a pimple, all right?" "Go away!" "You know what?" "I am going away." "Goodbye, Daniel." "No, no, no, wait, what about the shirts?" "And we haven't even talked shoes yet." "I know this might come as a surprise to you, but I have a life too!" "And a family that counts on me a lot!" "They already think that I put you in front of them." "My dad's in legal problems, my sister may have hired some shady lawyer, and it's up to me to fix it!" "I'm sorry if I don't think that coming here and helping you pick out a shirt to impress a girl is priority!" "And can I just say one more thing?" "No, I don't really want to hear any more..." " You're an amazing person, Daniel." " Well, if you wanna blurt it out..." "You're smart, you're handsome, you were voted one of the top ten bachelors in the city by some magazine." "Esquire." "I cannot believe that Sofia has you questioning what a catch you are." "Trust me, Hunter should be nervous about sitting across from you." "Thank you, Betty." " Go with the purple." " Really?" " I came all the way down here." " OK, no, no, I'll wear the purple!" "Hey, Mom, is it OK if I sit between Dad and Christina?" "I want to talk to her about Stella McCartney's spring line." "Great." "I'm sure your father will be very proud." "Hilda, what're you doing?" "Forget the spoon." "Get your hands in there and feel it!" "I'm not feeling it!" "I just got a manicure!" ",Dios mio!" "Where's your sister?" "She's got hands like meat hooks!" "[Doorbell]" " He's here!" "Dad's here!" " He actually showed, how about that?" "Don't." "When we want him to leave, we can tell him you're pregnant" " and watch him run." "He's good at that." " Ancient history, Papi, OK?" "Let's not forget he's here to give us the money to pay for a lawyer so that you don't get deported." "Wow, look at you, little man!" "Hi, Dad." "What happened to that shrimp I saw last time I was here?" "That was a year ago." " This is to make up for some lost time." " Thanks." " Hey." " Hey." "Thanks." "Place never changes." "Only thing missing is your old man sleeping in front of the TV." "Because the "old man" is busy cooking dinner." "Ignacio." "You look good, man." "Glad you could make it." "Hi, are you Donna Spadaro?" "You don't know me, I'm Betty Suarez." " Yeah?" " I'm so sorry to be bothering you, but I wanted to ask you about a lawyer you used." " A Leah Stillman?" " Are you from the Bar Association?" "I called you people three months ago." "No, no, no, no." "I was just thinking about hiring her." "Don't do it." "I was fighting for custody of my kids." "She tells me "No problem, I'll win." Guarantees it." "She files some papers, takes all my money," " and I never hear from her again." " Really?" "She promised she'd have them home with me for Thanksgiving." " Hey, cool, a costume!" " Actually it's a uniform, man." " From the Jets." "They're the best." " Except for the Giants!" "Look at this, I got you a helmet and football..." "Cool!" "Mom, look, I'm the Phantom of the Opera!" "Hey, look who's here." " Hi, Santos." " Sorry." "So word is you're a big career girl now." "Yeah, not that big." "Where's Hilda?" "Hilda, I need to talk to you about..." " Hi, Leah." " Hi." "She came over to pick up the money Santos brought." "Hope they pay you double time for calling you in on a holiday." "I should get going, let you get to dinner." " I'll get you the rest of the money." " Wait!" "I need to talk to you first." "Upstairs." "So..." "Oh, so now you're listening to that skank Gina Gambarro?" "No, Hilda, I went to the woman's house and I saw her myself." "Maybe it's a different Leah." "Maybe they got the name wrong." "I think that before we give that woman all of our money..." "I think that this is about the fact I found Leah and you didn't." " What?" " Oh, yeah, this is all making sense." "I found the lawyer, I'm saving Dad from being deported," "I even helped Dad with the cooking." "You're not the golden child anymore, you can't deal with it." " Hilda, I am just trying to help." " Well, maybe we don't need your help." "You can't just get involved with the family when it's convenient for you!" "So save your guilt for someone who cares." "[Man] Ladies and gentlemen, the Dreams!" "We're your Dreamgirls, boys" "We'll make you happy" "Yeah, yeah" "We're your Dreamgirls, boys We'll always care" "We're your Dreamgirls" "Dreamgirls will never leave you" "No" "And all you have to do is dream" "Baby, we'll be there [giggling]" "Dream!" "Dreamgirls will help you through the night" "I wish I hadn't given up my lessons." "I could've been on Broadway." "You did date that chorus boy from Miss Saigon." "That kinda counts." "What's your biggest regret?" "Drinking a bottle of champagne on an empty stomach." "No, seriously." "There's gotta be something you wish you hadn't given up." "Daniel." " Oh, sweetie." " Oh, I'm so stupid." "I knew what the rules were." "I didn't mean for it to happen." " I just fell in love with him." " Me, too." " What?" " What?" "Nothing." "You look pretty." "You wanna try on some Armani?" "How are you doing, Mother?" " Adjusting to life on the outside?" " I'm on my fourth club soda." " I pee every three minutes." " Oh, you'll get through it." "Hmm." "I don't think I've ever been to one of your father's work functions sober." "I always thought there were twice as many people." " Dad." " Daniel." "Drinking club soda too, very supportive." "Happy Thanksgiving." "Happy Thanksgiving." " [Sofia] You can't really..." " [man chuckling]" "I think it just got a little happier." " Hey, you." " You must be Hunter." "I've heard so much about you." "I really like that vest." "Oh, no, I'm Gordon Levine." "Editor of Tech Wiz." " The 14th floor." " Hunter's over there." "Man, how're guys like us supposed to score with someone like him around?" "Desperate times call for desperate measures." "[Ringing, click]" "Martha?" "It's Wilhelmina!" "Oh, hi, Wilhelmina!" "This is why I should always screen." "So, Martha, happy Thanksgiving." "Yeah, you, too." "Listen, I only have a second." "My guests are arriving and I have to hollow out pumpkins for the soup course." "Yes, sorry to bother you, I'm cooking a turkey and..." "You're cooking?" "Hey, maybe I could run a fashion magazine." "It'll be like Freaky Friday." "Well, for your information, I was doing fine until I noticed the bird still had its luggage inside of it." "Sorry, you want me to put my hand where?" "...so then we realized, it's not a Halloween costume, he really is a homeless guy!" "No, and he stole my purse!" "Yeah, that's funny." "So where did you two kids meet anyway?" "[Both] Ohhh." "On a plane coming home from Kenya." "Yeah, she was there for a photo shoot, and I was working with the Peace Corps." "He shared his complimentary nuts with me, and then he cried when they showed Bridget Jones's Diary." " [Everyone ahhs]" " And I was hooked." "So, you worked for the Peace Corps?" "Well, I figured there had to be more to life than modeling and racing sports cars." "Well, you know." "Yeah... [sighing] I spent a year setting up this irrigation pump." "Seeing these tribal kids' faces when they saw fresh water the first time..." " Oh, baby..." " Yeah, I know what you mean." "Once I helped these kids open up a hydrant on 76th street and they were just like, "Wow."" "Fey?" " I saw her!" "Just now." "She's alive." " What are you talking about?" " I saw Fey!" " No, you didn't." "She's dead, Bradford." "I can't believe you're doing this to me." "I tried to go after her." "She just... disappeared." " Like some wishful hallucination." " Are you OK?" "He's just had too much to drink." "I've got him." "Ironic, isn't it?" "Hilda thinks I'm jealous?" "Because for once she's carrying her weight?" "Maybe it is time the family stopped depending on me for everything." "I just asked where I should put my coat." "I don't know." "Ask Hilda." "She knows everything!" "Run while you can." " Not bad." " Hello!" "Anyone home?" "I'm in the kitchen." "The kitchen?" "What, did you get lost or something?" " What, are you staying for a month?" " Laundry." "The washing machines at the dorm are skanky." "I'll throw in a load later." "OK, happy Thanksgiving." " I've got to run." " Wait." "Run?" "I'm meeting Sarah and Veronica at the concert." "What concert?" "We're going to see Death Cab for Cutie." "That's why I came into the city." "Why, what'd you think?" " Nothing." " I figured you'd have plans." "I mean, you always have plans." "And I do." "Of course I do." "I have Donatella's Thanksgiving party to go to." "Which I am horribly late for." "Mom, are you OK?" "Nico, I'm fine." "I just made a little snack in case..." "Well, I'm sure it's not very good anyway." "I'm gonna go change." "Hey, come try these on with me." "If I do it by myself, then I'm just a freak." "You made me think of Daniel." "Now I'm depressed." "No, no, no, no, no, no." "Don't get depressed." "Up, up, up, up, up!" "Get up, get up, get up!" "Up, up." "I'm gonna tell you a secret." "Betty makes 50 dollars a week less than I do." "Big news." "I checked that out her first week here." "OK." "Joelle, from Styles, got knocked up." "No idea who the father is." " [Scoffs]" " OK." "I think Wilhelmina's a lesbian." " [Gasps] What?" " A big one!" "What are you talking about?" "She gets these calls all the time from this woman, on her cell phone, and she kicks me out when she calls." "And we're like this!" "She had me bring her her diaphragm to the Plaza when she was sleeping with that guy from Texas." "Wait, there goes my lesbian theory." "So who is this woman?" " [Neck cracking]" " Oh, my God!" "The pain is totally gone!" " You're amazing!" " I told you." "So you ready to get out of here?" "How about we burn some of this turkey off and all go dancing later on." "You know I can't dance." "Oh, come on, take me to that place that I love that you never take me to!" " I can dance." " What?" "I'm good at dancing!" "I love dancing!" "I think the three of us should go dancing!" "I think that's a great idea!" "OK, well, I'm outta here." "Happy turkey day." "Oh, Leah, thanks again for everything." "If you need me, I'll be eating a turkey sandwich at my office getting your papers ready to file for your green card." "You really think if we go to court I'll be OK?" "I've never lost a single case yet." "Oh, really?" "What about Donna Spadaro?" " Betty!" " Excuse me?" "I'm sorry." "I cannot sit here and watch her lie to us!" " Leah, I am so sorry..." " No, it's OK, it's OK." "What exactly do you know about Donna Spadaro's case?" "You couldn't have won her case because you took her money and disappeared." "It's true that I didn't win that case because I quit before it went to trial." "I wasn't interested in letting an alcoholic gain custody of her children." "An alcoholic?" "A week before her court date, Donna left her three kids locked in her car in 90 degree heat while she got bombed in a bar." "The money that I "stole" from her covered filing and court costs." "I bet you didn't hear that part." "No." "I didn't." "I'm sorry." "Listen, maybe you should find a new lawyer." " One that Betty approves of." " No, no, you are the lawyer we want." "Betty's on some power trip." "This has nothing to do with you." "We need you." "[Sighing]" "Yeah, and you know, you can't have Thanksgiving dinner at the office." "Why don't you come back and have dinner with us?" " We would love to have you." " Well, it sure beats a sandwich." " You know what?" "I'd like that." " Good." "[Dialing tones]" "Meet me at the cemetery tonight." "I'm going to find out if she's alive one way or the other." "Here was me afraid that spending the holiday with my cat was going to be depressing." " Hilda, it's almost seven." " Yeah, I know what time it is." "Leah said she'll be here." "She'll be here." " Hello?" "It's Daniel." " Of course it is." "Why would you tell her you can dance if you can't dance?" " [Salsa music]" " I can dance!" "I just didn't know we were coming to this kind of club." "Betty, you gotta teach me." "Daniel, I can't teach you how to salsa on the phone." " What am I gonna do?" " OK, OK, OK, don't panic." "Look, have you ever even tried to mambo?" "Oh, yeah." "Back at prep school we had a big mambo contest every year." "The basic idea of salsa is that the man is trying to seduce the woman, and the woman is pushing him away." "So take your left foot and you tap on the first beat." " Tap my left foot." " Step forward with the same foot." "OK, forward..." "You rock back on your right, and bring your left to close." " Back on my right foot, left to close." " And then you just reverse that." "Just like that." "Back on my right foot, left to close." "I think I can do that." "Yeah." "Look in a mirror." "Are you biting your lower lip?" " No." " Yes you are." "Don't do that." " Hey." " Oh, hey." "Put... it... down!" "How does she do that?" " She's a little bit of a witch." " Give or take a letter." "Oh, be right back." "There you are." "Isn't this place hot?" "Yeah." "Makes me want to tap on the beat with my left foot, rock back on my right." "Where's Hunter?" "He hates it that I drag him here." "Poor guy." "Can't be great at everything, right?" "Hey, you." "Come here." "I need a mojito, and then you're next." "What the hell was that?" "You told me you were a lousy dancer." "I am." "I was this close from making the ballroom dancing finals in Vienna in '98 and blew it with my paso doble." "I stink." "[Man] I still don't know why the hell we had to do this tonight." "I start my Christmas shopping tomorrow, and I want to know whether I need to get a gift for Fey." "[Man] Where the hell's the body?" "Save the tired theatrics." "You think I'm an idiot?" " You've been working for her." " Don't know what you're talking about." " Where is she?" " She's dead." "Have it your way." "What the hell?" "You told someone about this?" "Mr. Green is a recent hire of mine." " To do what?" " To clean up messes." "[Cracking knuckles]" "I just thought I'd reheat the gravy since..." "What's wrong?" "I just tried Leah's cell." "Twice." "And her office number." "All disconnected." "Go ahead and say it." ""I told you so."" "Get me the hell out of here." "Daniel, we need to talk." "Did Hunter save an orphan from a burning building?" "Forget it, I'll read about it tomorrow." "Come on, move over." "You walked out of there all upset." "I thought we were going to try to..." "Tell me that doesn't mean anything." "I can't do this..." "Tell me and I'll drive away, and when we pass by each other in the halls we can pretend we don't even know each other." "Of course you know that meant something." "Then what are we doing?" "We're not in fifth grade." " Why are you with that guy?" " Because I love him." "And this morning, in his dresser, I found a ring." "Is that what you want?" " Yeah." " Really?" "Yes." "Don't let my motorcycle and the Gucci sunglasses fool you." "I'm an old-fashioned girl." "I want the white picket fence and lots of babies." "And Hunter offers me that." "You..." "I don't think you're anywhere close to being there." "I don't think you know me that well." "Are you telling me that you are ready to settle down?" "Come on, Daniel." "This is where you stop me from walking back into that club." "[Door opens]" "[Door closes]" "What's all this?" "Well, turns out I don't have to meet my friends for a while." "Thought I'd have a snack." "You want to join me?" " I told you I had plans." " Come on." "It's Donatella." "There's gonna be seven models fighting over a celery stick." "Well, I suppose I have a minute." "I can't believe you did all of this." "It's nothing, I just..." "Mother, stop." "Thank you." "So how's everything at that overpriced boarding school you're at?" "Tell me about your classes." "Well, calculus sucks, but psych is pretty cool." "Oh, and I have this history teacher, you can have your headphones in his class and he..." " [Hilda] What are you doing?" " I'm making the bunuelos." "Will you stop with those things?" "Leah stole our money!" "We can't even go to the police because we can't tell them Dad's illegal!" "It's still Thanksgiving, and we're still a family." "I'm making Mom's dessert." "I can't believe I was so stupid." "I should've checked her out." "It could've happened to anybody." "A lot of people believed her story." "We were just so desperate, and I wanted to come through for once, you know?" "To be the big hero." "Well, you can help me finish these." "Fine." " If anyone's to blame, it's me." " Oh, shut up." "I'm gonna hit you!" "I'm serious." "At least you've been trying to help." "I didn't make it to Justin's pageant." "Maybe this stupid job isn't worth it." "Well, you can't live your life for your family, Betty." "You've been taking care of us since Mom died." "Maybe it's time for us to stop relying on you so much." "Well, I like it that you rely on me." "Taking care of the family is the one thing I knew I could do." "I wasn't ever gonna be "the pretty one."" "OK, look, maybe you don't have to take care of everything." "Maybe we're stronger than we think." "Hell, I put these nails in stuffing today." "Big deal." "I'm gonna kick your butt." "[Cell phone ringing]" " I'm not gonna answer that." " It's OK." "Tell Daniel I said hi." "[Gasps] Here it is." "I found it!" "Her cell phone bill!" "[Gasps] That's the number." "Two a.m., six in the morning." "Call." " I can't believe you're doing this!" " Shh!" " [woman] Wilmont Surgical Center." " Hi, this is Wilhelmina Slater." " Yes, I'll put you right through." " She's putting me through." " Through to who?" " I have no idea!" "Why are you calling me from the office?" "She knows we called from the office." "[Phone ringing]" "[Amanda gasping]" "[Cell phone ringing]" " Yes?" " Why did you just hang up on me?" " I didn't." " Well, someone did." "And they were calling from your office." "Excuse me." "Hi, I'm Betty." " Somebody called me?" " Yeah, that was me." "He's over there." " He OK?" " He was ordering scotch rocks." "When he started ordering "crotch socks" I figured I'd call someone." "Yours was the number dialed in his cell the most, so I figured..." "Thanks." " Hi." " Betty?" "Hey." "I wore that purple shirt you picked out for me." "I'm sure it looked great." "You wanna get out of here?" "I couldn't tell her what she wanted to hear, Betty." "It wasn't a very good Thanksgiving." "Yeah, I didn't have a very good Thanksgiving either." "Come on." "[Luna:" "Season Of The Witch]" "[Man] No!" "Let me out of here!" "Let me out of here!" "No!" "Let me out!" "Let me out of here!" "No!" "Let me out!"