"State Of Mind Season 01 Episode 06" "over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house I go" "I guess." "So you're the wolf." "You wish." "I'm a wolf,not the wolf." "Try that door,little girl." "Hello?" "Hello?" "What big eyes you have." "All the better to see you with, my dear." "Aah!" "I hate the faceless dreams." "Give me a nose, a set of lips - anything but that head without a face,you know?" "Ugh." "So... what do you think it means?" "It means I'm never taking a sleeping pill again." "They should put a warning on the label " ""may cause dry mouth and a morality play. "" "Hello?" "He... another one." "Do you get hang-ups?" "No." "I make them... sometimes." "You know,when harry and i have a fight, I get a little,you know." "This is my eighth one this week." "This poor guy just kills me." "Hi." "I didn't expect to see you here." "Hello." "Oh,I can't - we can't " "I'm supposed to pretend" "I" " I don't know my shrink,right?" "No,it's okay." "We just can't chat." "Oh,so I don't have to cross the street when I see you coming, duck into an alley,hurl myself into a nearby dumpster?" "I'll see you soon." "Oh." "Oh,o-okay." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Whoa." "Here." "Thanks." "Okay." "Whew!" "I think I'll exit now - with a flourish,clearly." "Excuse me,sir,um,you " "I'm sorry." "You forgot to pay." "Oh." "Oh,of course." "Of course." "Um - um - arthur,arthur,arthur." "You can pay me back tomorrow." "Thanks." "Have a good one." "So,then, this god-awful facelift posing as an art director shows me the jacket photo, and her favorite picture of me, the one that captures the real me is... guess." "The one where you look like an anxious hedgehog?" "With the hair on the shoulders." "Oh,no!" " Hazel,back me up." " It's awful." "Give me her number!" "Why don't you two get married already?" "Because we dated a century ago in college and decided your aunt annie was way too good for me." "Yeah,something like that." "You know the story." "Yeah,I know." "You were auntie ann's "t" and "A."" "T.A." "Whatever." "Can I go watch the news?" "Yes,and when president bush comes on " "I know." "Cover my ears." "That's my girl." "Pay the toll." "She's getting more and more delicious." "And if you hadn't written that brilliant, largely fabricated home study, the adoption never would have happened." "You have been thanking me for nine years." "Enough already." "Annie, my brain tumor is back." "What?" "When?" "About a month ago." "A month?" "!" "Darling,you've been a bit busy what with the separation and the divorce and the handsome black man." "Oh,I'm so sorry." "Okay,enough about you." "Now,I'm going into the hospital tomorrow afternoon, and the surgery is the day after, and I fully expect to come out of this looking like jude law." "But - and it's a huge but - if it's not successful, then either this friday or a week from friday or a year from friday, somebody's gonna have to raise hazel." "You are going to be fine." "Yeah,yeah,of course." "But,uh,as much as I love my thousand-year-old parents, as much as we all love murray and dellie, we can't expect people who make a daylong event out of lunch to raise an 8-year-old." "No." "Not murray and dellie." "But somebody's gonna have to trim hazel's bangs and see that she gets braces and pack her lunches and help her get ready for the prom and go to graduation." "And when she gets married, if she's a lesbian, somebody needs to make sure the child doesn't wear a tux." "So,uh,will you, my best friend and hazel's godmother whom she adores, take custody of hazel if I die?" "No,no,no!" "Yes,absolutely." "Of course." "Well,I'll explain the situation to hazel tonight." "And I'm thinking you should take her for the next two days." "You mean like a dress rehearsal?" "Yes." "Exactly." "And you'll be auditioning for the role of mom." "Your security sucks." "You might want to have someone look into that." "So,what,you're the,uh,house attorney to the fruitcakes?" "I saw a guy out in the waiting room counting rubber bands." "What are you doing here,dad?" "I didn't want to drop by your apartment 'cause I thought just possibly you might have a woman there." "I told you I didn't want to see you." "That was four years ago." "I sent some clients your way." "How'd that work out for you?" "Let's just say they all had a lot in common, besides knowing you." "Like what?" "Unequivocal guilt." "Come on." "Everyone deserves a good defense,right?" "This is america." "Anyway,consider it a drive-by, all right?" "I'm out of the country in 36 hours." "So,is there anything I can do for you,kid,before I go?" "Yeah,not put me in the position of harboring a fugitive at this early stage in my,you know,legal career." "Don't be so dramatic." "I want to know exactly what is about to come down." "Who are you running from this time, the good guys or the bad guys?" "Same difference." "No." "Big difference." "Not to worry." "I got to take a leak." "So,what,uh, no executive bathroom?" "Come on." "I'll take you." "Do I need a hall pass?" "Okay." "Kid-size whole,kid-size skim, kid-size chocolate." "Cow's exhausted." " Thank you very much." " You're welcome." "Is there anything you want to talk about?" "No." "You know the fda approves a certain amount of rat poop in store-bought sausages." "Do you want any of these milks with this?" "No,I've changed my mind." "Plus,I'm lactose intolerant." "Since when?" "Do you want me to prove it?" " Hello,sylvia." " Hello,dr." "Bellowes." "So many choices." " So,what's your name?" " Hazel." " Well,hazel bellowes " " I'm not hazel bellowes." "That's vy sad - your own daughter not acknowledging you're related." "We better get going,okay?" "I still have some cereal left." "Can't I finish?" "You can eat it in the car." "I eat in the car,I barf." "Well,I guess I'll see you later." "Hello?" "Damn it." "Hello?" "Everything all right,dear?" "Yes." "I just thought I'd pop in and pick up that cute little limoges box I've been eyeing." "Oh,I wish I could sell that to you,but,uh, your boyfriend already bought it for you." "He,um Called himself my boyfriend?" "Sure did." "What a pussycat." "Oh,and so brave with those crutches." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "What?" "Mm." "Poor guy." "He had a hard time moving around in here." "He broke a teacup - from 1912." "I didn't want to ask him to pay for it, but he insisted,which is actually the right thing to do." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Arthur." "Tragic,just tragic that your own child is ashamed of you." "Her father must be the primary caregiver." "You know,there are classes at the community center, and,like you say,there's no shame in getting help." "Okay,back to you." "Also,I wonder how a parent with any sensitivity could allow her child to wear such hideous coke-bottle glasses." "I mean,the perils of playground darwinism are stressful enough, don't you think?" "I think that your daughter - not my daughter!" "Not my kid,all right?" "!" "And I could be a good mother, but you wouldn't know any of that because I'm a good therapist." "I don't talk about myself." "I don't defend my actions because that would judge and humiliate you, you sadistic freak!" "It can be a truly traumatic experience." "And what is that for you?" "What?" "Taj." "Not helping you." "Come on." "You know you want to." "Egyptian aphrodisiac, nine letters." "I'm sorry." "Baboon feces." "Really?" "That's disgusting." "What's worse is it doesn't even fit." " You okay?" " I'm fine." "Or blue lotus." "That's an aphrodisiac?" "Oh,yeah." "It's also a sedative, dr." "Banks." "The feds are here to see you,barry." "They're in your office." "I couldn't stop them... even though I'm an american citizen." "Still waters." "As you say." "Do you need a witness?" "Gitmo." "So,what's this all about?" "That's the way you greet me?" "Have you seen your father, mr." "White?" "Ever?" "Look,sir,your father, lew white,A.K.A. Big lew, is wanted by the federal government and is currently M.I.A." "If you've seen him, contact us." "All right, he knows the drill." "Have a seat,jones." "Loosen your jockstrap, why don't you?" "So?" "You look older,fergie." "Yeah?" "So do you,a little." "Really?" "Still have the same baby face you had when you were 8, but your accomplishments give you a nice,uh,solid frame." "Hey,you know the best thing about chasing big lew all this time - seeing little barry grow up?" "Yeah,that's right." "You did good,kid." "Stayed straight." "Thank you." "I'll tell your mom when I see her." "Look,I don't know where he is,fergie." "You know, I hope you did get to see him, and I hope you did get to say goodbye, because this time he's going away for good." "Oh,hey,that radio." "I didn't think they made those anymore." "Jonesie." "Put your hands up and step away from the toys." "Is this appropriate for a 9-year-old?" " Yeah." " Okay." "What's going on?" "You know my friend michael." "Tall,handsome stanford michael whom you should have married." "He is very sick." "His brain tumor came back." "They're gonna operate tomorrow, and I'm in charge of hazel in the meantime, possibly forever if he doesn't get better." "Well,he asked you to - adopt her if he doesn'T... you know." "Yeah." "Well,I hope you told him you'd take a couple of weeks keto consider his request." "It's not like renting a car." "I don't know if he has a couple of weeks." "You've already said yes, haven't you?" "I couldn't help it." "I can do aunt ann." "I thought,"I can do this. "" "You know,I get that" "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to." "I'm not a mother." "I'm ill-equipped." "I'm fumbling all over the place." "Don't even ask me where my common sense went." "You lost it at "brain tumor. "" "Yeah,I lost it at "brain tumor. "" "This is precisely why I don't have children - because their feelings always have to come first." "Terribly inconvenient." "I'm getting worked up over nothing." "Michael is an ox." "You'd have to drive a stake through his heart to kill him." "Any last words of advice or parenting recommendations?" "Dr. Spock,berry brazelton, and the relaxant of your chchoice." "Mr. Cromwell,we seem to be having difficulty coming to an understanding about the guidelines of therapy." "Is this about yesterday when I saw you?" "I'm sorry." "I knew I shouldn't have come - did you buy me a gift from mrs." "Delvecchio's antique shop?" "Who told you that?" "I know that you did." "And I also know that you told mrs." "Delvecchio that you were my boyfriend." "And my guess is you've been calling me on my cellphone and hanging up." "How could you know it was me?" "I believe it was you, although I don't know how you got my unlisted phone number." "I am resourceful." " Mr. Cromwell,you must - - it's arthur." "You call me arthur at least,you did at the end of our last session and yesterday at the diner." "Mr. Cromwell, I will not be able to continue as your therapist." "Now,I can refer " "I completely understand." "I completely understand that we're just two people who have a growing attraction for one another and we shouldn't fight it just because of the unusual circumstances under which we met." "No,this is our last session." "I guess it is time we started seeing each other outside the office." "No,we won't be seeing each other at all,in any setting." "You're breaking up with me?" "We're not dating." "You have some real issues you need to deal with, and unfortunately,I don't feel comfortable addressing them in an outpatient setting." "So here is the number to someone who special- gosh,our time is up, cordelia." "Thanks for dinner." "Sleep tight,honey." "Dad?" "How's it going?" "Damn it,dad." "I can't believe you're doing this to me again." "Bad enough when I was a kid and a hostage in your house, but now you're bringing this to me?" "The fbi was in my office today." "Fergie,no doubt." "The javert to my jean valjean." "You're comparing yourself to a guy who stole a loaf of bread in a musical?" "You knew they were following you this morning,didn't you?" "You had to know they were on your tail." "No,no,I didn't know." "Honest,kid." "I must be getting all rusty,old." "Well,if I were you..." "I'd get comfortable back there." "I'm good." "I'm good." "I'm terrific." "Got any crackers or anything?" "Hey." "Sorry." "Something wrong?" "You know my,um,crippled patient?" "Turns out he's not crippled." "Turns out he's buying me presents and putting them in my locked car and calling me his girlfriend." "Jeez." "Yeah,I-I..." "I have a stalker, and I'm not that excited about going home." "Well... you want to sit for a while at neptune's?" "I have some hard stuff hidden in the kitchen." "I could use a drink." "I can't believe I'm in this situation." "Ugh." "I can't believe you drink this stuff." "So,what are you gonna do about this stalker?" "There's nothing to do." "Um,I terminated treatment, and hopefully that's it." "Can you do that, just fire a patient?" "I'm obligated to people, not violent nut jobs." "No offense, but don't they come to you because they're nut jobs?" "Well,yes, but I can't actually treat someone I don't feel safe with." "I'd do a bad job." "I referred him somewhere else." "So... mr." "Lawyer" "If I have to,um, can I get a restraining order on this guy?" "Well,the bad news about restraining orders is they tend to be useless or inflaming to the situation." "um,also,it doesn't really sound like you have grounds for one." "You're kidding." "No." "Has there been any property damage?" "No." "Has he trespassed?" "He put a present in my car." "I know, but can you prove it?" "Well - look,honestly, it sounds like he's been really careful,cordelia, which - to be honest, it's not good." "But" "I could give him a talking to." "Yeah." "Right." "Yeah,doogie howser esquire is not exactly threatening, right?" "No,that's not what I meant." "No,really." "I can handle it." "Well,I'm gonna call a taxi,so... are you sure you're all right?" "Yeah." "I'm gonna go home." "I,um,just gonna finish my drink." "Okay." "Toll,please." "I don't like your sheets!" "They're like two thread count!" "Okay,I just don't want you to be cold,honey." "I don't want you to turn into a hazicle." "Hey,that's a hazel icicle?" "Okay." "How about your favorite nightie, the one with those pink elephants?" "Here it is." "That isn't mine." "I got it from your dresser,hazel." "I've never seen that before in my whole entire life." "Who's that?" "Is it daddy?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "I'm gonna check." "Just stay." "Who is it?" "Oh,hi." "Hello,there." "Clams." "Thank you." " Not yours." " Not mine." "And yet here,now." "Yeah,in my bed." "Should - should I stay, or should I go?" "Go!" "Is this a permanent thing?" "I don't know, and I can't talk about it because she's she's there." "Well,keep me posted." " It was good seeing you." " You too." "Still here." "I see that." "Bye-bye." "Are you wondering wondering if I like you?" "Or are you wondering if I care at all?" "'Cause all that you're getting all that you're getting are glances and if you're lucky, a sta-a-are" "Tallyho." "Rough morning?" "I had just finished strapping on her helmet when she decided to inform me that she doesn't have riding camp today, and I have a patient in five minutes." "Not in the mood." " No,no,no,no,no." " Do you have a patient?" "No,but I was gonna settle down with a nice cup of tea and some turgenev." "How about a juice box and spongebob?" "Come on." "You love kids." "Because I don't have any." "We've been through this before, auntie ann." "Please." "Fine." "I will watch over the future equestrian, but only for an hour and a half." " Thank you." " And this is not a plan." "If you were poor and black,they'd be taking her away from you." "An hour and a half, remember, and then you have to deal with your own child." "Not my child." "Then you have to deal with not-your-child." "So,then I have to climb, climb,climb it,right?" "And then I'm exhausted and have a viable excuse to avoid intimacy." "I get it." "We'll focus on that next week." "You're not gonna scream for help." "I knew you wouldn'T... because you think you can handle and control any situation." "I love that about you." "Mr. Cromwell, what are you doing here?" "Well,it's like this " "I am a very unfortunate, handicapped man who has been seduced,betrayed, and discarded by a love-starved, sex-hungry, and sadly unethical therapist - you." "What?" "You can see the headlines, can't you?" ""Pathetic cripple ruined by sexpot shrink. "" "We didn't have sex." "It's gonna be very hard to prove,cordelia, considering all the evidence of our intimate relationship." "What?" "Did you not accept flowers from me as a gift?" "And did you not pay for my dinner two days ago?" "And didn't people see us embracing at neptune's right in front of your friend, the fat chick?" "And you left this message for me last week." "I know you might feel that" "My door is open... arthur." "Doesn't have to be the end of the world,cordelia." "For $100,000 I won't sue you for malpractice." "I'll go away." "Frankly, I think it's a bargain." "What are you,34,35?" "You've got another 30 years ahead of you to make it back." "Amortized over three decades, it's really just a few lattes a day." "Well,you think about it... very carefully." "Ooh." "Hoo-hoo!" "You know how to reach me." "And,of course, I know how to reach you." "Ann is a very bad aunt." "You don't say." "Did you know she was having s- e-x with a man last night, all night, right in front of?" "Practically in our bed." "Really?" "Did you catch this man's name, see what he looked like?" "Old,mean,and with a hump." "Like richard iii." "Yeah." "Exactly." "Right in front of you, you say." "Practically." "I also think ann peed in my orange juice." "And she didn't give me enough blankets to sleep with, so I had to sleep on the floor." "And I was freezing cold." "Now I probably have bird flu." "Bird flu?" "Well,thank god I have got some candy." "Very good for bird flu." "Oh,poor ann's not your dad, is she?" "Now,I bet he's a guy who knows what he's doing." "Does he ride horses,too?" "Yeah." "He's the best." "He can jump." "He's also a terrific chess player - well,a good chess player, but a great piano player." "We play duets and cook together and talk a lot and stay up late." "And sometimes he even falls asleep before I do." "And it's funny because he's so..." "Oh,darling." "Is it possible you've become so preoccupied with your shortcomings that you've lost track of our little hazel mcbunny mckenzie, that your fear of being a bad mother is actually making you one?" "You do see,don't you, that for hazel to accept you as a mother, she would have to accept my death?" "And of course she can't do that." "Not a stalker, a blackmailer." "What does he want?" "$100,000 or a malpractice suit." "What does he have on you?" "Nothing,but it looks like something." "Well,let the smarmy bastard take you to court." "This practice will support you." "In public?" "No,this is a small town." "I will not be responsible for taking this practice and my colleagues down." "And I did not come to new england and work this hard and endure these awful winters to be ruined." "I'm going to pay him." "And he's going to go away." "As much as he wants to humiliate me, which he's already done," "I think he wants the money more." "I can't let you do that." "I wasn't asking permission." "You don't negotiate, not with kidnappers, not with terrorists, not with blackmailers." "You sound like fred." "Look,if you have an influx of termites in your house," " do you chat with them?" " No." " Do you feed them?" " No." "You call an exterminator." "I happen to come from a long line of exterminators." "Are we going to the hospital?" "Yes,in 15 minutes." "Your dad will be out of surgery by then." "Wake me when it's time to go." "I owe you an apology,hazel." "I made a big,dumb mistake." "I should have talked to you about your dad, whether you wanted to or not." "Of course you're mad and scared." "Of course you're mad at me 'cause I'm here and he isn'T." "But you know what?" "You can be mad at me,okay?" "I'm tough." "I can take it." "You're not that tough." "Yeah,you're right." "Okay,you ready to get your boots on,mcbunny?" "I'll be back in a minute." "I could probably do this myself." "No,I brought this to you." "She said she was gonna meet him by the fountain?" "For the 10th time,yes." "Well,as a rule, blackmailers are cowards." "Good news is they don't tend to carry weapons." "Bad news is they fight like ferrets." "You ready?" "Let's do it." "Always makes me hungry." "Good job." "Mrs. Mckenzie?" "I have good news for you and your daughter." "We got the tumor." "Let's go." "You can go home now." "What happened?" "Is he dead?" "No." "No,no." "But... those crutches might come in handy." "Hell of an exterminator." "Daddy!" " Hi,beautiful." " Go easy on him." "I'll leave you two alone." "You can stay." "Okay." "Good job." "Here?" "Yeah." "You know... for a minute tonight," "I thought you were setting me up with that job." "But you came anyway." "You asked me." "This isn't one of your trips, is it, where you come back in a couple months?" "That's me." "No,no,don't get out." "There's no reason for these guys to see your face or connect you to me." "You go be your own man." "Well,I walked over the bridge into the city where I live and I saw my old landlord well,we both said hello there was nowhere else to go 'cause his rent I couldn't afford well,relationships change oh,I think it's kind of strange" "how money makes a man grow some people,they claim if you get enough fame you live over the rainbow over the rainbow" "but the people on the street, out on buses or on feet we all got the same blood flow oh,in society, every dollar got a deed we all need a place so we can go and feel over the rainbow" "but sometimes, we forget what we got" "Who we are oh,who we are not" "I think we got a chance to make it right keep it loose keep it tight"