"Lyrics:" "Eduard Uspensky" "Here is a simple fairy tale, or maybe not a fairy tale, or maybe not so simple, that we'd like to tell you." "We know it from our childhood, or maybe not from childhood, perhaps we don't remember it, but will recall it anyway." "Begin!" "There once was a crow, or possibly a dog," "or possibly a cow, who struck a lucky score." "Someone sent her some cheese perhaps about 200 grams" "or possibly 300 or maybe half-a-kilo." "She flew right up a fur tree, or maybe didn't fly there or maybe up a palmtree" "she climbed swiftly up and there for some breakfast, or maybe for some dinner, or maybe even for supper, she quietly made her plans." "And then?" "But here a fox was running, or maybe wasn't running," "or maybe it was a mean ostrich, or maybe not mean at all." "Or maybe it was a street sweeper who walked about the countryside, to find the nearest hazeltree, to carve himself a new broom!" "Oh listen my dear crow, or maybe you are a dog, or possibly a cow the fairest cow of all," "your feathers are so exquisite, your horns are really something, your hooves are slim, and your soul is kind!" "And if ever you should sing, or maybe if you woof" "or maybe if you moo since that's what cows do then you'll get a big saddle a carpet and a TV set, nice presents will be gotten or maybe will be got." "And so, the silly crow, or maybe the dog, or possibly... the hippo!" "began to sing something..." "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" "And the cheese of our crow, or maybe of the dog, or possibly the cow - of course fell down." "And right atop the fox" "Stop throwing things!" "or maybe on the ostrich or possibly on the sweeper" "it fell right down." "The moral of this fairy tale, which may not be a fairy tale," "will understand not just a grownup but even a toddler:" "Don't stand, don't jump, don't sing or dance in construction zones with suspended heavy loads!" "That's all!" "Written and directed by:" "Aleksandr Tatarskiy" "Art director:" "Igor Kovalyov Music:" "Grigoriy Gladkov" "Camera:" "Ernst Gaman Sound operator:" "Nelli Kudrina" "Artists:" "Yelena Kosareva A. Raspopov" "Vocals:" "Leonid Bronevoy Aleksandr Levenbuk" "L. Shimelov Grigoryi Gladkov Alyosha Pavlov" "Editor:" "Lyubov Georgiyeva" "Script editor:" "Valeriya Konovalova" "Executive producer:" "L. Varentsova" "The End"