"What in thunderblazes are you doing?" "Uh?" "What am I doing?" "Getting us out of here!" "With a tablet?" "You kids have no idea how to do anything!" "It's just the same as in my game!" "If you hit the cage from inside, it shrinks to one pixel." " What?" " Pixel?" "Pixel?" "It's a size, old man." "I don't care about the size of your pixel!" "Whoa!" "Ah!" "Quack!" "Quack, quack!" "Huh?" "Quack, quack!" "Oh!" "I know how to win the game now!" "I should have changed the cage into a ball, rolled it, and run the witch over!" "Oh!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "One more life left..." "Let's do this!" "Oh, man!" "So close!" "So close!" "Dang!" "How can I pass this stupid cage?" "I always get stuck here." "I wish the cheat codes for this were out." "Ugh!" "Aaah!" "Oh!" "Aaah!" "Oh!" "Ah!" "Outstanding, Emperor!" "The next position is..." "Number 45!" "The missionary..." "turning on the sun!" "Pumping it up with energy!" "Dad!" "Dad!" " Waahhh!" " Dad!" "Dad!" "Quiet, please!" "The Emperor has almost turned the sun on!" "Dad!" "Enough of the ancient Chatter!" "I'm hearing disrespect to our great Cha-Cha Chatter!" "Dad, come on." "No disrespect at all." "Just kidding!" "I have a serious question." "The stork brought you." "Woop-woop, whoa!" "Yes, he brought me, and flew away!" "Why don't we fly, but drop like cow patties?" "That's of no use to us, the Mandarin ducks." "Flying is kid's stuff." "You got through your new game?" "It got uninstalled!" "You can't win this one because of the stupid cage level." "Well, take another." "There are plenty of games for you to play." "Dad!" "I can't play all the time, can I?" "It ruins your eyesights." "I'll have to wear glasses soon." "A bespectacled duck always looks clever." "Others will respect you..." "and seek your advice." "Besides, a duck who wears glasses looks very sexy!" "Believe me!" "Yes, yes." "Believe him, if he says so!" "But I want to flex my wings!" "I want to learn to fly!" "No." "There is no need for anyone here to fly." "Nobody needs to go anywhere." "Everything is perfect on our island." "Yeah." "Perfectly boring." "I want to see the world!" "I've seen the world." "Without my glasses." "And here's what I say:" "It's blurry." "On!" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Huh?" ""Once every hundred years comes the messenger of darkness..."" "Cool!" ""Who wants to take away the energy of the sun, so that the forces of darkness triumph in the world."" "Scary." ""There is but one creature on Earth that can stop him." "It is the sun duck."" "Dad?" ""The sun duck will save the world, but will himself die."" "Who said you could lake my book?" "It is for grown-ups!" "It has... positions!" "You can't pilfer a person's possessions while he's still present!" "Mustn't do this!" "Mustn't do that!" "What can I do on this island?" "I'm so sick of it all!" "I wish I could just fly away." "Oh..." "My Emperor..." "I heard somewhere that playing video games all the time can do a bit of damage tn your health." "As long as he keeps playing, he will not learn to fly." "You know very well why I am afraid of this." "Of course I do." "It's because your son is the real sun duck." "Be quiet!" "It is a great secret!" "Oh!" "I thought you forgot and were asking me." "How can I forget?" "In three days time, it will be precisely one hundred years from that day." "But this means that the dark messenger will soon appear." "He may be here already." "If Longway finds out that he is the sun duck, then, all my efforts will have been in vain." "I do not want him to die!" "Even if it means saving the world!" "Bu!" "if nobody opposes the messenger, the sun will shrink to the size of a pea, and the world will sink into darkness." "It's all under control." "I have the lanterns ready." "Excellent thought, Emperor!" "Eat a duck, for good luck!" "What the...?" "Why, you...!" "You little hooligan!" "Check it out, Kianga!" "Hey!" "Get back here!" "I'll get you next time." "Eh..." "So, baker man..." "Go away!" "Is this supposed to be the legendary sun duck?" "Eat a duck, for good luck!" "Heard some crazy stories, yo!" "Ducks guarding the sun..." "You know what I'm talking about, right?" "Yes!" "Yeah, but the ducks are all gone." "And the sun, it's shrinky-dinking." "What are you talking about?" "The sun isn't shrinking!" "Open your eyes, baker man!" "The way I hear it, the sun used to be wicked big!" "But now it's teenier than those gingerbreads." "But then the ducks got snatched up by some messenger of darkness." "Dargh!" "That copper again!" "Come on, flat-top!" "Try and get us!" "Grrr..." "Officer, quick, they're robbing my buns!" "Hurry up, chubster!" "Making a left!" "Oh!" "Relax, chubby!" "My great-grandpa was the last person to see a train come through here." " Uhh!" "I'll get you!" "Whoa!" "Whoa-whoa-whoa!" "Whoa!" "Hey!" "Who's the porter here?" "Ahhh!" "Buy... a duck... for good luck!" "Duck?" "Oh, gingerbread!" "I need someone to take me there!" "But... no one's lived in that house..." "for a hundred years!" "It's condemned!" "Good." "Then, it's available." "I'll pay triple fare." "All right." "I'll do it!" "Here!" "Aw, you're heavy!" "Your trunk is heavy!" "Everybody, make way!" "Whoa!" "Who is that?" "Look at her, boss." "Grrr..." "She's..." "So..." "Just look at her." "Aghh." "This is so lame!" "No flying, no good games." "No fun." "I'm done with this place!" "I'm flying!" "Woo-hoo!" "Yeah!" " Wa-ha-ha!" " Whoa!" "Ow!" "Aw!" "Oh!" "Hey!" "Don't you see guy in triangle?" "No falling!" "And, no using guy in triangle as snowboard." "I watch you!" "I wasn't falling, I was flying..." "'Cause I'm outta here, never to return." "Yeah, like you said yesterday." "And last week." "And the week before that, and the month before that, and infinity all the way." "Ah-ah-ah!" "Oh!" "It's for real!" ""This time is for real."" "Yeah, we totally believe you." "Okay, Longway." "I'll see you tomorrow." ""Others will respect you more when you wear glasses."" "Oh, they'll respect me, all right!" "After I've made this intercontinental flight!" "There and back again." "Ah!" "Ooh..." "Ah..." "Hm..." "Ah..." "Phew..." "Okay." "Here I go!" "Whoa!" "Oohhh!" "Okay." "I could!" "I just don't want to right now." "Maybe next time." "Who are these dudes?" "Big and wild and big and proud!" "Mallards always beat the crowd!" "Mallards always beat the crowd!" "Am I right, or am I wrong?" "You right!" "Am I right, or am I wrong?" "You right!" "Am I right?" "You know I'm right, so tell me!" "You right!" "Hm..." "Uh..." "Where did you go, bubble girl?" "Who let the dogs out?" "Who, who, who, who, who..." " Who let the dogs out?" " Who, who, who, who, who..." " Here it is!" "Hawaii." " Who let the dogs out?" "Squadron!" "Prepare to land!" "Yes, sir!" "Get off of there." "Camper kids... this egg is one of our most ancient treasures." "Whoa!" "Okay, kids." "This egg was one of our most ancient treasures." "Who, who, who, who, who..." "Who let the dogs out?" "Who let the dogs out?" "Oh, looks like it's foggy in Hawaii." "Sir!" "Let me help you, sir." "Much better." "Mmphh!" " Ow!" " Squadron!" "Single file, fall..." "Men, look good!" "Like crack troops!" "Greetings, Commander!" "The crack troops are ready to fulfill your all-powerful commands." "Because you look like a great military dictator, er, leader." "Don't flatter, Duane." "It's a sign of weakness." "Yes, sir." "You look old and wrinkled, sir!" "It's been a tough journey, and you deserve some RR." "Which is why I've landed us here... in Hawaii." " Oh..." " Hawaii?" "What an idiot!" "Okay." "In Hawaii..." "Behold!" "A tropical paradise of the south seas." "Aloha!" "The commander said, "Behold the tropical paradise!" "Aloha!"" "Aloha, sir!" "Ooh, ooh, shall we perform a gas mask run, sir?" "Well, of course!" "We're on vacation." "Duane, which one is my daughter?" "She just went..." "I told you to get her a pink gas mask... with sparkles or something." "Erica?" "Erica!" "Erica!" "I told her if she did this again..." "Look at the green." "Look at these guys!" "They're freaky-spooky!" "Blblblblbluh!" "Greetings, visitors!" "Aloha." "Hey, sonny, where's your leader?" "I am the leader." "I am Peng Lee." "Penguin!" "There are no penguins in Hawaii." "You're a duck!" "Sir..." "I know that I am a duck." "My name is Peng Lee." "Really?" "No offense, but that's a very strange name for a Hawaiian." "Hawaiian?" "No, no, no..." "Now I understand." "I believe you are lost." "You are in China." "Oh, no..." "Dad." "Just leave him alone!" "Don't do anything weird!" "Lost?" "I've never been lost in my life!" "He's never been lost in his life!" "Lookie here, penguin." "See where my little finger is?" " That's Ha-wa-ii." " Maybe..." "Well, your little finger may be on Ha-wa-ii, but your big behind is here, in Chi-eye-na!" "But our traditions oblige us to welcome all vagrant birds, especially the stupid and fat." "Vagrant?" "!" "So, you are welcome here..." ""Bi-ya!" "As our guests." "And behave yourselves!" "No quacking after 11 p.m., and no boots in bed." "Is that supposed to impress me, penguin?" "Come on, impress him!" "Men, shall we tell him what we think of his kind offer?" "Let's tell him, sir!" "Ya!" "Come on, Dad!" "These guys are warriors!" "Don't be dumb!" "Ga, ya, ya, ah!" "You're supposed to be respectful to the Mandarin Emperor, guardian of the sun." "Let me tell you something about mallards, penguin!" "If you start a fight with us, we'll finish it!" "Ya!" "Ha!" "I am not starting a fight." "But you mallards can't just come to our island and do whatever you please." "So, you admit it?" "Come on, sir, you can do this!" "One for me, one for me!" "Yeah, yeah, give 'em a left!" "Yeah, yeah!" "Oh!" "You missed." "Oh, you're a hard-headed penguin!" "Oooh..." "Aaah!" "What was that?" "Master!" "Master Peng Lee!" "It's time to pump up the sun!" "The sun!" "I have to pump up the sun!" "Where are you going?" "Come back, you coward!" "I haven't finished with you." "Yeah, we haven't finished!" "Come back, you coward!" "I have to pump the sun!" "Pump up the sun?" " What the...?" " I just..." "Okay, men, the enemy has apparently retreated, and is also... crazy." "However, if you look over there, you'll see a beautiful cruise liner..." "Let's get some RR." "What a beautiful cruise liner..." "sir..." "Great Emperor!" "What do you say about the enemy?" "Should we be scared?" "Happy?" "Uh..." "The enemy is wicked, numerous, and very strong." "And they have the power to destroy all that is beautiful in our island." "The newcomers are going to force us to leave our home?" "We're doomed!" "Yes... we're doomed... to win!" "We'll make them leave..." "with these!" "Oh, yeah..." "Oh, yes!" "That'll scare 'em away." "Your font is terrifying!" "I see your point, yes." "This sign won't slop them." "We need a bigger sign!" "What am I going to do, boss, you know, to make her mine?" "Plant contraband?" "Or go straight to frisk?" "I don't think so." "Frisking's too dam risky." "Well, hello there." "Breathe quieter, dude!" "See that safe, Kianga?" "There's more gold in there than cookies in your belly!" "Whoa!" "I'm okay!" "I'm good!" "No worries!" "Ahh!" "Way to be quiet." "Take it slow, dude!" "Oooh..." "Hello, Mama!" "Mmh... smells good!" "Come on." "Er..." "Argh!" "Come on, come on." " Freeze!" " Oh-oh!" "I said, "freeze", Chubby." "Ay!" "Who's there?" "What's going on here?" "Ma'am." "Ms. Knout..." "I want you to know that everything is under control." "I have apprehended these two thieves before they..." ""Thieves..."" "There's no need for that, officer." "These two harmless dogs are..." "my pool boys." "But... you don't have a pool." "They were, uh..." "digging one for me." " If you say so..." " I do." "You can go now." " What a woman." " See ya!" "Thieves, huh?" " Are you any good?" " Please!" "We're the best thieves in (his town, lady!" "Grrrr." "Then, why was that policeman able to catch you?" "Because we're the only thieves in this town." "Really?" "It's hard to believe an officer would be that pathetic." "Police!" "Stay where you are!" "Don't move, because I got the best alarm system in this town!" "Oh, come on." "I gotta know that you know the word to say whenever danger comes your way!" "Thieves!" "Thugs!" "Robbers!" "Oh!" "Help!" "Shed the alarm, boss." "We're strictly amateur night." "Now, listen to me, thieves." "An extremely rare duck lives on an island." "Bring me this duck, and I will make you rich beyond your dreams." "Fail me... and you'll wish you were never born." " Mmhh..." " Piece of cake, partner." "Now, you'll put I!" "In this special cage." "Aaahh!" "Let's do this!" "What are you cackling about?" "Killa-mop is the lifepak of the week!" "Longway, Longway, go and play a new game." "Dad, they have weapons." "And they can fly!" "We need to fly!" "There is no need for anyone to fly." "Oh, come on, Dad!" "I am the Emperor, and your father, and you will do as I say..." "I can fly right over there and let those mallards know whose island this is!" "I really need to work on my abs." "And my tail obliques!" "Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, right, left..." "Your other left, you knuckleheads!" "Permission to remind you, sir!" "Uh-huh?" "Private Erica... your daughter... has not yet been punished for her gross breach of conduct during the flight." "It wasn't really a gross breach of conduct." "Sir, if she goes unpunished, the men may think you are... soft." "Soft?" "You know, "soft"." "Okay, okay, punish my daugh---- ..." "I mean, the offender." "Punish the offender." "Make sure she understands..." "I had no choice!" "Sir!" "These are the orders?" "Get punished!" "You won't get away with this!" "I'll tell my father!" "Well, I didn't want to tell you, but this was his idea." "What?" "I know." "It surprised me, too!" "What was it he said?" "Umm..." "Oh, yes!" ""Erica means nothing!" "What's important is my reputation with the men!"" "Tell him... if he keeps me in here, I'll go on a hunger strike!" "I'll tell him." ""You need to be frugal when you're abroad."" "Oh!" "Who is this?" "Hey!" "Oh!" "Only an ostrich would think that if he hides his head, nobody can see his feet, or his..." "I wasn't using this to hide." "No, it's an ancient Mandarin duck mind-reading device." "Yeah." "Okay, sure!" "So why don't you tell me what I'm thinking!" "You're thinking..." "this boy seems a little crazy... though he is sort of cute." "Ah... what?" "No..." "You wish!" "Who are you?" "Your rescuer!" "My rescuer?" "Listen, quack-job, I'm the general's daughter, and nobody can rescue me." "I'm stuck." "We're stuck!" "What if I told you I know a secret passage?" "I'd tell you, don't get stuck by your sauce pan." "Trust me." "I am a mind reader!" "Woo!" "Waahh!" "And now you're thinking about..." "I think it's time to take that away from you." "Hey, give that back!" "A-ha!" "Oh, you want it?" "Come get it!" "Aahhh!" " You didn't even fly!" " Huh?" "You let me win." "Yeah!" "Well, I was being a gentleman, and..." "Jerk!" "Never let a girl win just because she's a girl!" "And if you do, you don't tell her you did, you dummy." "Sorry." "I really don't know what I'm..." "All I know about girls is from my tablet handbook." "Oh, really?" "Never would have guessed." "I can't believe my Dad locked me up." "He dragged me all over the world, then throws me in the slammer, just because I didn't follow his even rule." "Wow." "You've been around the world, huh?" "I've never been off this island." "Really?" "You got to stay in one place the whole time?" "A place to call home?" "My father says it isn't safe out there." "So I need to stay and learn traditions..." "Our crazy, boring traditions that nobody believes in." "Well, at least, your dad doesn't yell at you day and night." "Erica!" "Erica!" "See?" "Day, and night." "Erica?" "ls that your name?" "Yeah." "Mine's Longway." "Erica?" "Erica, answer me." "You need to eat something." "That's an order!" "Would you believe my Dad thinks he pumps up the sun with meditation?" "What?" "Yeah." ""Position 45!" "Lily pumps up the sun!"" "Okay, I guess both our dads are weird." "Well, at least your dad isn't like that complete nutcase who attacked my dad." "Whoa, whoa." "Excuse me." "Nutcase?" "That was my dad, you jerk!" "What?" "Oh..." " Well, that's not what I meant." " Oh, really?" "No, I mean..." "what I meant to say was..." " Un-huh?" " You know how mallards are." " Un-huh?" " I mean... not you." " But most..." " Wow." "You don't know anything about me or my dad, quack-job!" "You're just a dumb Mandarin who's never been anywhere!" "Who obviously can't even fly!" "Erica, wait!" "Are you mad?" "Oh, yeah." "She's mad." "And, boom!" "Got you, stupid duck!" "I don't know what that lady wants with you, and I don't care!" "It's payday, ka-ching!" "Kianga, buddy, training's over." "The sun's about to come up, the bluebird is wide awake and waiting for us to catch it!" "Brrhrrbb... brrbrrbb... on, duck poop!" "Are you kidding me?" "This copper again?" "Doesn't he ever give up?" "Go!" "Go!" "Faster, Kianga, faster!" "Help!" "I..." "I got it, I got it!" "Hold it..." "Holding it." "Holding..." "Ah... ah... oh!" "Hey, old man, you seen a couple of thieving monks?" "One fat, one skinny?" "Both idiots?" "Old man!" "I asked you a question!" "Have you seen...?" "Hey... hey!" "Check it out." "You caught something, bring it in." "Seriously, just reel it in, old man!" "Okay, be like that." "Okay, be like that." "You're never going to catch anything, though." "Come on, boss." "Maybe those two dummies are on the other side." "Okay, this is dumb!" "There ain't no ducks here!" "All we got is this weird fish." "And Ms. Knout ain't going to take no fish." "Or will she?" "Kianga!" "Grab the decoy!" "Another genius idea!" "Are you sure you got the right bird?" "Yeah... no..." "It's the right bird... kinda." "Magic sun duck, you got it!" "It's... it's not exactly a duck." "You cooked the sun duck!" "What is this?" "That's a fish!" "I told you, I want the sun duck!" "I need the sun duck!" "Bring the duck to me alive!" "Or I shall have to turn you both into catfood!" "Into a preserve!" "Dimwits." "Remember, the duck in the cage, or you two." "Woo-wa!" "Ya!" "Next position..." "Would the Emperor's son care to help us?" "Get out of the way!" "Or, I don't know, how about this, why don't you help us, Longway?" "Sir!" "Good morning, sir!" " Duane?" " Yes, sir?" "Get out of my way!" " But, sir, I..." " Duane..." " I just..." " What!" "?" "They're kicking us out?" "Grrrrr." "Sir!" "The enemy has deployed a sign!" " I see it!" " What should we do, sir?" "We don't have any signs." "And there isn't anybody who could spell." ""PENGUIN SAVAGE?" without the... gaw!" "Wha...?" "Hey." "I thought you were mad at me." "I'm mad at you, but I don't hate you... not yet anyway." "So, you're not brave enough to fight, but you'll send your little spy to snoop on our military secrets from my own daughter!" "?" "Military secrets..." " You coward." " Hey, Dad?" "Let's go, sweetie-pie." "Over here." "Longway, you cannot trust these mallards." "You must be more careful." "Dad, she's a friend!" "I thought you were locked up!" "I'm out." "Let's just leave it at that." "Oh... so, you used the toilet?" "Listen, quack-job, I said, I don't want to talk about it." "Wow." "Look!" "That's a good sign!" "Wow." "Your bubble is still floating!" "That is so cool." "I wish I could do that." "Oh!" "Okay." "Here's the trick." "Blow the bubble the same way you do when you're using aero-breath." "Mmhh?" "Oh... yeah!" "Aero-breath!" "Right." "So..." "How do you mallards do that?" "I'll show you!" "Let's go up there." "Oh..." "Up... there?" "Mallards use aero-breath to turn really fast." "Like when we're doing the nose-dive of death." "Un-huh?" "Nose dive of what, now?" "Death!" "It's fun!" "Let's go!" "Wait'?" "Death is fun?" "Now we dive close until the rocks are really close!" "Aaah!" "They're really close!" "Okay, and breaaaaathe!" "Breathe?" "Are you kidding me?" "Umm..." "Maybe we should try this some other place." "Someplace... softer?" "Sure." "I could use some new places to crash into." "Stop, Kianga." "We're here." "You're doing it!" "You're flying!" "That duck's gotta be on the other side." "You gotta dig through." "Whoa!" "Come on, I'm kidding!" "You got a friend who's a genius!" "Boom!" "What was that'?" "Longway?" "Grab on!" "Longway!" "Longway'?" "!" "Longway!" "Quack!" " Uhh!" " Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack!" "Quack..." "Take that, you quacking punching bag!" "What happened to the lake?" "Hey!" "I just made a hole with my head that was so big, I drained the lake!" "Cool!" "Oh, no." "My dad lectured me for hours about this." " Ah, you know, we..." " All that junk about responsibility." "We could fly off this boring island and see the real world... together." " Unh?" " Mm-hmh." "Fly off... together?" "It sounds amazing." "Uh-oohhhh!" "But I shouldn't leave my Dad when there's all this trouble with the mallards." "With the mallards?" "Two seconds ago, you said you hated responsibility." "So either you don't like mallards, or you're just a quack-job coward." " Mmph!" " Erica, wait..." "I didn't mean to..." "Quack off!" "Can't leave the island..." "can't fly..." "Can't do anything right!" "Genius!" "Come on, let's row that boat!" "Let's go, go, go!" "Come on, scow, we're going too slow!" "Aha!" "Yeah!" "Hmm?" "What the quack?" "Where's the water?" "Water..." "Where...?" "My lake!" "Bad move, penguin!" "Mallards!" "That's it!" "I officially declare war on the Mandarin ducks and their penguin leader." "Men, this will be the greatest undercover mission in history!" "Permission to speak candidly, sir?" " Go ahead." " Your plan... is a work of genius, sir." "Always tell me the truth, Private!" "Please, Daddy, let's just go." "We'll find another Hawaii." "You said you wanted a vacation." "Oh, believe me, I fully intend to have that vacation..." "After I wipe this island off the face of the Earth!" "Believe him!" "Yeah, believe us." "We fully intend to have that vacation." "There you go, quack-job." "First chance you get, you forget about me and try to be the big hero." "Just like my father." "These mallards destroyed our lake!" "But let the enemy tremble before our Mandarin fun, senseless and merciless." "We are able to protect our women, our children, and our eggs." "When the son of the Emperor comes of age, his first duty is to deliver the opening speech." "I am pleased to present to you..." "My people!" "I didn't write the speech." "I can't write a speech." "I can't do anything but play games and ruin things." "It was me." "The lake was my fault." "I tried to fly." "I crashed, and it made a big hole." "And that's how the lake got drained." "So don't blame the mallards." "One of them is really nice!" "And I should have been nicer to her." "Bu!" "now it's too late." "Consorting with the enemy." "It is my duty to decree an extreme punishment." "You will be forbidden from using your tablet." "Forever." "The festival continues!" ""The Dance of the Dying Drake."" "Is it your turn to rescue me?" "Oh, yeah!" "Treason?" "My own daughter?" "Treason...!" "Mnhh?" " Dude, we got it!" " Quack!" "That old picture, like..." "Yeah, close enough!" " My dad's in danger!" " Danger?" "Oh, my." "If we don't act fast, we could lose our leader." "And someone else will have to assume command." "All right!" "If none of you quack-jobs will help, I'll do it myself!" "Erica, wait!" "Longway is the sun duck?" "Oh!" "That can't be!" "No!" "I am the sun duck." "Not Longway!" "This sun duck sign is painted on." "Agh!" "What else have you got painted on?" "No, never mind that!" "Don't get personal." "No, no..." "This is all just a mistake." "It's just a joke." "Dad, am I the sun duck?" "Why would you lie to me?" "He did it to protect you, you ung..." "The Charter Chatter says the sun duck saves the world by giving his life." "That's my destiny, not his." "A father must never outlive his son." "Dad, I don't know anything about any of that stuff." "You'd better..." "you'd better play games." "I have to help my friend!" "Longway!" "My son can fly?" "Longway!" "You've come to help me rescue my dad?" "Yeah, but we have lo do I!" "quick." "Apparently, I'm the sun duck!" "And I suppose that's going to be important." " The what?" " I'll explain on the way." "Let's go!" "The witch wants that duck real bad." "What's she going to do with it?" "Eat it?" "Nah..." "It freaked her face off when she thought you cooked it, remember?" "No, I don't think so." "I don't think she's the trophy type." "Oh, no, dude!" "What if...?" "What if it's all true?" "What if she gets the sun duck?" "What happens to the sun?" "That was wicked freaky!" "We can't go to the policeman." "He'll just lock us up." "But without the sun duck, she'll shish-kebab the both of us." "If we're lucky!" "Hello, Ms. Knout." "I was wondering if you would do me the honor of having dinner with me?" "No..." "That's lame." "Can't be lame." "Hey, baby..." "you're looking fine." "You and me... dinner." "What do you say?" "Yeah." "That'll work." "I'll be smooth." "No way she can resist me now!" "The mask's not helping anymore." "I caught it!" "Come on, give it here!" "I caught it, come on!" "Got it!" "Ms. Knout, here it is!" "Did you find it?" "Do you have it?" "Ms. Knout!" "Don't touch that!" "Quack!" "Whew!" "It's a good thing I made it before you left your gorgeous fingerprints on the evidence." "Quack." "Quack." "Stealing ducks from the preserve is punishable by death by firing squad." "Mmmh?" "Life-long death without parole." "Bro, don't say anything without a lawyer, okay?" "Well, officer, I wouldn't want to break the law." "But we don't really know what's in here, do we?" "Perhaps you should lake the cover off for me?" "What is this?" "This is the duck you're looking for." "Fools!" "We're here!" "Don't worry." "I'm going to get your dad back for you." "How?" "There's so many people here." "Look what you brought me." "Dimwits!" "Fools!" "Yes... you're all mine." "Oh, no, no, no, not now." "I need to get ready for our dinner date." "Our... dinner... date?" "Yes, tomorrow night." "I'll have my pool boys fry this duck for the entrée." "Yum, yum." "Until then, keep this..." "to remember me." "Mmhh..." "I got it all worked out." "So here's the plan;" "We wait until one leaves, and then we put on his clothes..." "Dad!" "Where's my cage, dimwits?" "Oh, that's the sun duck!" "The one we saw in that old picture!" "Snug as a bug in a rug." "If either of you try to escape, the cage will squeeze you into one tiny cube." "My son... my poor son." " Now that he knows..." " What are you doing?" "It's just a matter of time..." "before he..." "Stop whining, you sissy duck!" "What are you babbling about, you senile old fool?" "You forget who you're talking to." "I forget a lot of things!" "I remember that our enemies once feared you!" "Remember when these pretty young duckettes would line up to lay eggs for you?" "When you were our guardian and protector!" "My old friend is right!" "Everyone, we must help the great sun duck." "Wait, wait!" "What is it?" "The village is far from here, and, Emperor, none of us know how to fly." "I do." "And everyone else is going to have to learn fast." "Dancer, get the costumes for the festival." "It's a bummer we don't understand human." "Looks like she's laughing at us." "Not "us", quack-a-doodle." "You!" "There's nothing funny about me." "Quack!" "They'll stay there while I get the machine ready for doomsday in the morning." "Just don't mix them up when you make the roast!" "Now you have two special ducks!" "What?" "No!" "One special duck that I caught and one worthless duck you caught." "The sun duck has to see the sun before the end." "And then I'll kill him!" "I'll kill him." "I'll kill him." "You know what?" "Forget the reward." " You don't owe us anything." " Have it your way." "Leave me." "I have much work to do before sunrise." "Quack, quack." "What in thunderblazes are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "Getting us out of here!" "With a tablet?" "You kids have no idea how to do anything!" "It's just the same as in my game!" "If you hit the cage from inside, it shrinks to one pixel." " What?" " Pixel?" "Pixel?" "You have heard the word, right, old man?" "I don't care about the size of your pixel!" "You did this, Pixel!" "Quack, quack..." "I'd wind up my fist and sock you all the way to Hawaii!" "Oh!" "So you admit you're not in Hawaii!" " Finally!" ".Dad!" "Longway!" "I mean!" "Jamaica." "Woo-hoo!" "Excuse me." "Person in the room here to rescue you?" "Remember?" "Erica!" " You need to leave, right now!" " Pixel's right." "You have to go!" " Leave?" " Yes." "You need to go tell my men where we are." "We can get out on our own!" "Quack, quack, quack, quack." " The way you two are fighting?" " We were joking." "Ha ha!" " Mmnh-hnh." " Yeah!" "We're pals!" "Buddies!" "Best buddies." "Listen to your dad!" "Okay, I'm going to go get help." "You two... just... don't kill each other." "Listen, Pixel." "I want you to know that I appreciate you're looking out for my daughter." "If we live through this, I'll still kill you!" "Quack, quack!" "Quack, quack!" "Quack, quack!" "Uh..." "Ms. Knout?" "Would this "work" have anything to do with shrinking the sun?" "Sun?" "Let's just say the sun can help everyone live a long and healthy life." "Or it can make one person live forever." "Get me out of here!" "Ow!" "Pipe down, dimwit!" "Can't trust dimwits." "I simply have to do everything myself." "Uh!" "I know how to win the game now." "I should have changed the cage into a ball, rolled it, and run the witch over!" "Remember what I said, quack-a-doodle!" "Keep away from my daughter!" "Blbblbblblblblbl!" "My fellow warriors, I bring sad news." "The greatest military genius of our time, the courageous tactician and commander Duckmus, has fallen..." "on the field of battle." "But to ensure his legacy lives on, his final order was that you are to obey me..." "Wait!" "My father isn't dead!" " Without question." " I said, my father is alive!" "Let us salute Duckmas's memory!" "Wait, you don't understand!" "My father's not dead." "He's alive!" "He's with Longway at the witch's house." "They need your help!" " Poor girl." " Err!" "You're really suffering trauma." "Your braids are too tight." "Put her in the slammer!" "Are you going to believe the general': daughter, or him?" "Don't worry, dear." "I'll make sure you can't hurt yourself while you get through this." "Quack, quack, quack..." "Well, now, sun duck, you will have a front-row seat to watch the end of the world." "Quack, quack, quack..." "Faster!" "We have to be in position before sunrise!" "Come on." "Ahh!" "Come and get me!" "Ah, yes, give me light!" "Daddy!" "Aw, sweetheart!" "Now, just remember what I said." "Flap like you've never flapped before." "We have never flapped before." "Who knew flapping was so tiring?" "Oh, shut up." "And stop flapping your mouth and keep flapping your wings!" "She's got Longway!" "Dad!" "Yes!" "Lady?" "You have no idea how much trouble you're in now." "Oh, joy." "More ducks!" "It looks like your friends are just in time to see the show!" "Let me out!" "Patience, my tasty friend." "Once I have dealt with the sun, this case will shrink, and turn you into a small cube of duck stock." "Give me back my son!" "The true face is really, really ugly!" "Even for a duck!" "Why do I suddenly feel insulted?" "Where... where am I?" "Whoa?" "That looks like the best game ever!" "Cool!" "Okay, right." "So, where did we leave off last time, cage?" "What have I done?" "Yes!" "It's time!" "Oh, no!" "Not this again!" "Daddy, hurry!" "Longway's in trouble!" "Trouble?" "What trouble?" "I've decided not to rip his head off." "Would you get over yourself for five minutes?" "Longway is the sun duck." "According to the their legend, he saves the world by sacrificing himself." "Well, that sounds like a win/win." "Ugh, don't be so selfish." "He means a lotto me, and if you love me, you'll help save him." "Do you even love me, Dad?" "Or do you only love your military career?" "There's not enough of us!" "Then, we'll fight to the last duck!" "Might be soon!" "Okay, Erica, I'll help." "Let's go." "Thank you, Daddy." "You're a tough nut to crack, but I love you." "Mallards!" "This is the fight of your lives!" "Many of you may no!" "come back alive!" "Are you with me?" "Is this a private battle, penguin, or can my squad join the fun?" "Fun?" "Just get in (here, mallards!" "With pleasure!" "Mallards, charge!" " Ah!" " Yee-haw!" "Get ready, sun duck!" "Hey, Witch!" "Ha-ha-hah!" "You're a coward!" "Mmh..." "The show is starting." "We have to destroy the antenna!" "Hey, penguin!" "I thought of that long ago." "I'm just choosing the best way to go about it." "Mallards, follow me!" "Yes, sir!" "Mmm..." "Well, then, sun duckling, it looks as though you will see first how I wipe out your kin, and then finish off the sun!" "Ha, ha, ha!" "Hey, you, out there!" "Quack, quack." "You're dead." "I have a little surprise for you." "Right, Erica." "Put your saucepan on quick, and try to contact Longway." "Then just move away from the house, as far as you can." "There's interference, from the antenna!" "Now, ha-ha!" "Let's get really started!" "You prank a girl, you face the consequences." "Okay, that's it!" "Time to beat it!" "If you hit the cage from the inside, it shrinks." "But maybe if you give it a good wallop from the outside, it will break up, or grow in size... so that I can get out." "I'm a bird, right?" "So I'm not afraid of heights." "And I'm used to falling, too." "Piece of cake!" "In a minute." "I'll just climb a bit higher, to make sure, and then I'll jump." "This cage is heavy!" "Aahhh!" "Hold on, you feathered freak!" "Ah!" "You will not keep me from being young forever!" "Yah!" "Yuh!" "I hope she'll hear me." "And I hope Erica's reading my mind right now." "I hope I can get through to her." "I hope she knows how much I like her." "Also, I am really sorry for tricking her into thinking I could read minds with a sauce pan!" "Because I can't!" "It's fake." "I'm so sorry." "You didn't trick me, I always knew." "It's a sauce pan, for crying out loud." "What them?" "What?" "I hate ducks!" "Hold at position 45." "That's a 45-er." "Attention, Mandarins!" "The lily pumps up the sun!" "Quickly!" "Hit the shield formation!" "Let's see you get away from this!" "Fresh air!" "Where am I?" "Holy-moly!" " Mallards!" " Yes, sir!" "The enemy is engaging in chemical warfare." " Gas mask protocol, number 7." " Yes, sir!" "Mallards!" "Attack that power!" "No, go to the roof!" "The power source!" "Get the antenna!" "Hey!" "No penguin is going to command my troops!" "Yes, sir!" "Faster!" "We can't keep holding the beam for long!" "Mallards!" "I have a great new idea." " Yes, sir!" " Take out that antenna, full attack!" "Go, go, go!" "Ha!" "And that's why I had a backup!" "Men, listen to me now!" "Allied forces in the line of fire!" "Our objective; to remove all friendly troops from the danger zone." "The sun is shrinking!" "Everybody run!" "Wait, wail, where's my ride?" "Run!" "What is that, boss?" "Can't you see I'm busy working on evidence?" "What is that curious smell?" "Gaahh!" "Erica, go, fly away quick!" "Go fly a kite?" "You're mad because of the saucepan, aren't you?" "You've got to get out of here!" "Go on, go on, go!" "I'll give you..." "Longway!" "Were you going far, my sunny friend?" "I haven't finished yet." "Hey, you out there!" "Daddy?" "Help!" "I must..." "pump up the sun!" "Or move it... just a little..." "I... am... the... sun... duuuuuck!" "What is going on here?" "Fly away as far as you can!" "I'll put an end to it all!" "Farewell, Erica!" "Longway, don't!" "Longway, no!" "Erica, you should be proud of him." "The guy wants to be a hero." "Come on, Longway!" "What them?" "I've been fighting with that crazy lady, caught up in her wicked possessed luggage, and tossed all over the place like a rag doll, and you've been having a pigging-out party for one!" "Ah... ow..." "What happened here?" "I seem to have had a nightmare." "A bit later, penguin, I'll tell you about all the feats that I performed, while you were snoring your head off here." "Now, though, let's go and sift through the rubble to find your hero." "Longway?" "Longway?" "Longway?" "Longway, please be alive." "Come on, mallards." "Never leave a quack-a-doodle behind." "Longway!" "Son!" "Come on, Longway, please be alive." "Oh, look..." "He's alive!" "Aghhhhh!" "Longway's "Walking Dead Duck"." "So, did we win the game?" "But this is impossible." "Our great Charter Chatter clearly states:" "the sun duck was supposed to give his life!" "That old Chatter?" "Come on, it's so out of date." "I suppose I should read the fine print." "Really had me scared for a minute there, quack-job." "Thanks for not dying." "Come, everyone." "Let's go back home and celebrate our victory." "And, mallards!" "We need to get going." "You're coming to celebrate with us." "This is our victory." "All of us." "Oh, no!" "I was supposed to meet her for dinner!" "What's wrong with you, boss?" "Why didn't you wake me up?" "Ms. Knout?" "I hope I'm not too late for our dinner dale." "What happened?" "You're beautiful, my dear." "Oh, shut up." "Check it out, my chubby survivor!" "We are the only survivors of the end of (he world!" "Everything is ours!" "Everything!" "Yeah, yeah, all the food, too!" "So, we aren't the only survivors." "Eat a duck, for good luck." "Eat a duck, for good luck!" "Meow!" "Eat a duck, for good luck!" "Hey, you!" "Eat a duck, for good luck!" "Meow!" "You mangy cat!" "Eat a duck, for good luck!" "Go away!" "Meow!" "I guess that's good..." "Because..." "Now we still have people to rob!" "Score!" "Agh!" "Who made this'?" "lck!" "Tastes like cal poop!" "Huh?" "B-But... you can talk?" "Why didn't you say anything before now, dummy?" "Ah!" "Well, before, the gingerbreads used to be good." "Ah!" "Sir!" "Home, at last!" "Sir, I'm so glad you survived!" "Captain!" "Wait!" "Oh, my captain!" "Oh, my benevolent dictator..." "Oh, my hero." "My captain..." "Duckmus!" "A toast to my son, the sun duck!" "Here, here!" "And a toast to Duckmus, my friend and comrade-in-arms, whose daughter I am graciously allowing to befriend my son." "Thank you." "Although what's actually happened is that I am graciously allowing your son to befriend my daughter." "I have also decreed that the happy chums shall live together in our flock, as honored Mandarins." "And I decree that the happy couple will live in our flock as honored mallards." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Not going to happen." "I'm trying to eat some cake, here!" "Oy!" "You can't eat cake until the happy chums are here." "Oh, well, Longway said I could just go ahead and eat it." "Because they took off there... to Hawaii." "Oh, then, it shouldn't take long to find them." "They're still here on the island." "What's wrong with you?" "You need to check your gas mask for a leak." "I think some poison gas got into your brain or something." "Penguin!" "Don't make me declare war on you again." "Because I'll do it." "I will bring the fury of a..."