"Knock knock knock ask who's there" "I'm Romeo" "Recognize me, my darling?" "Knock knock knock ask who's there" "I'm Romeo" "I have the world at my feet" "I'm everyone's envy" "Seeing me, they burn and fry" "Go on, ask me" "Why?" "Lovin' lovin' is what I do" "Recognize me, my darling?" "The world's at my feet" "One two three" "You talking to me?" "Five six seven" "Welcome to my heaven" "Shampoo and conditioning" "And curls swirls twirls" "Diamonds and pearls" "And girls girls girls" "I've never had a want and never will" "Come on and see" "Ooh aah me" "Lovin' lovin' is what I do" "Recognize me, my darling?" "That wasn't a dream" "That was my life, until a few days ago." "Yes, I used to have it all." "I was living the good life, when suddenly..." "No manners." "The family who owned me sold everything and moved to London." "Stupid kids were bored with me." "New dog my paw!" "They left me with their servant and that lazy idiot threw me out!" "This place is dirty!" "There's no toilet here, man!" "One moment you have everything, and the next, nothing!" "Hey, half-pint." "Wassup?" "What're you doing here?" ""Sir"?" "Can't you talk like a dog, pipsqueak?" "Ah, the English medium." "Want a knuckle sandwich?" "Thirsty, eh?" "You were thirsty?" "Thirst was hitting?" "This tap is ours." "No one gets water without our permission." "This is Hero-English and Guru's territory, get it?" "Listen, you piece of trash!" "Were you sleeping here?" "Look here gentledogs—" "Why's he calling us dogs "gentle"?" "Hey Mini." "You're a cat, stay a cat." "Don't try to be a dog!" "Hey, Interval." "Keep quiet, film freak!" "Come on, show me the money!" "Money?" "What money?" "Bones, you fool." "Let's see some bones." "It's our currency, see?" "I'll leave, ok?" "Get me a knife!" "Let's teach this guy a lesson!" "Boss, use a real blade, not a knife." "That talk is not there, buddy!" "Hey, Guru!" "I've got a strong fist." "Should I punch him out?" "I say we use scissors." "You guys haven't actually ever hurt anyone, right?" "Not yet, but we'd like to start with you!" "You don't look like goons." "You need to look cool!" "You look like bad 80s sidekick villains." "I mean, people are bored with this stuff." "The world has moved on!" "Where?" "I could give you guys the right look, a style." "Any of you understand what he's talking about?" "Beats me, boss." "Look." "Let me style one of you guys." "You like it, you let me go." "If you don't, tie me up." "Try me!" "Him!" "No, I'm not going first!" "You need it the most, stupid." "Now sit!" "Wow!" "Interval looks great!" "So, did you like it?" "We've never been able to eat Italian food before." "Man, where were you all these years!" "Hey, Romeo, what other tricks can you teach us dogs?" "You're a cat!" "If we had a really good business, we'd get tons of bones." "Then we could fix up these pipes and eat fantastic food." "You won't have to live like this anymore!" "Business?" "What business would make that much money?" "Come on my friend, gimme a try" "Why do you crawl, come on let's fly" "Life's gotta be fun" "A step ahead I wanna be" "I want the world to follow me" "Our tails stand upright bow before our might" "Our tails stand upright bow before our might" "Bob cut, bevel cut, fringe cut, long cut" "Somewhere here is your life's short cut" "No ifs, no buts" "Only pigtails getting cut" "A step ahead I wanna be" "I want the world to follow me" "Our tails stand upright bow before our might" "Our tails stand upright bow before our might" "Just one kiss!" "But whenever I dance, girls always kiss me!" "Sorry, but not this girl." "I'm not that kind of girl." "I don't even know you." "I was practicing." "You came by." "We danced for a bit." "You dance well." "Don't get any ideas." "But I... wait!" "Hey, no discounts, it ain't the holidays." "Pay up, you're two bones short!" "First haircut, and then shave!" "O-ho!" "Slick as ever!" "Field clear!" "Chainu!" "It's Charlie's sidekick!" "Run, run, run!" "Silence!" "Hail Ch-Ch-Charlie Anna!" "Hail Charlie Anna, always hail." "What do we have here?" "A mirror." "What's this I see?" "Statue?" "All this barber stuff." "Beauty parlor, huh?" "You started a business." "Tell me..." "Did you get Charlie Anna's permission?" "Eh?" "Heh, Chainu, it slipped our minds." "We... forgots." "You know what else you forgot?" "It's Friday." "It's collection day, for Charlie's protection money!" "Now look, I'm Charlie's biggest sidekick." "I have to pay too!" "Chainu, we were going to pay right after closing today." "Of course you were." "So let me try it out!" "Of course sir!" "Incoming, incoming." "It's on the house!" "No chargings for cuttings!" "Free?" "This I gotta see." "I like this royal treatment." "Put it back!" "What's with this cartoony guy?" "And who's this?" "Careful, you have no idea who this is!" "Whoever he is, he's still a cartoon." "That's Chainu!" "Boss Charlie Anna's right hand!" "Mess with him, you mess with Charlie." "He's getting a free haircut to keep him happy!" "No one gets a free haircut!" "What were you thinking?" "Who said we give free haircuts?" "Shut your face!" "Know who you're talking to?" "Make me pay?" "If Charlie Anna hears of this, you'll be his personal poop collector for the rest of your life!" "What's this?" "!" "Know what I think?" "Go tell your Anna I'm not afraid of him." "At least finish my haircut," "I feel a little incomplete." "Why you..." "How dare you!" "Wait until Charlie Anna hears of this!" "I get no respect..." "There's no decent people left in this town..." "I'm going to bed, I barely slept last night." "Hey sleeping beauty, wake up!" "Where are all the bones we've earned?" "We need to pay Charlie Anna!" "Oh, that's funny!" "Where do you think I got the money to make our pipes look this cool?" "Our business!" "No bones left?" "Not one?" "We didn't earn them to give to some thug!" "Now we've got to leave." "Cut it out, you idiots." "We can't run, Charlie Anna will still find us." "There's no escape." "Our only chance... is to grovel for mercy." "Come on then, let's go, before he decides to make an example out of us." "I hope Anna doesn't fry me for coming empty-handed." "I should have brought my payment on time!" "I keep telling them that, but no one listens!" "I guess things should be fine inside." "Such a big gathering..." "Must be serious." "Please Charlie Anna, please help me." "My life's in danger!" "Tension not." "You paid me on time." "With Anna's blessing, every dog has his day!" "Be happy, my chappie." "Go!" "Oh Charlie Anna, you're the greatest!" "Hail Charlie Anna, hail Charlie Anna!" "I like." "Hah!" "Reverse!" "Go east, go west, Anna is the best!" "Anna, we collected a bit less this week..." "What?" "!" "Fool!" "Donkey!" "Useless trash!" "Hail Charlie Anna!" "...Had breakfast yet?" "GET OUT!" "Nonsense persons!" "What's this I've heard?" "Guru's gang started a business and didn't even tell me!" "A new business with a new boss." "They didn't pay my fee either." "And they didn't pay you?" "USELESS TRASH!" "FOOL!" "Why did you bother to go?" "Half a haircut and no payment?" "What kind of official sidekick are you?" "Um, Anna..." "The thing is..." "Guru and his gang are here." "Get lost, now!" "Go guard the bone treasury!" "RESUME POSITION I SAY!" "GET OUT!" "GO!" "Watch where you're standing!" "Come in!" "H–Hail Charlie Anna!" "ANGELS!" "These are my angels!" "Charlie's Angels!" "Jokes!" "Introductions—" "Silk Sunitha." "Nylon Nalini." "Polyester Padmini!" "And they're more dangerous than you can imagine." "Understand?" "But Anna..." "SILENCE I SAY!" "Upside down." "Who wants to get beaten up first by my angels?" "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe..." "Hope no one saw that." "A fine place for a nap..." "Bones!" "Chainu!" "Darling Chainu!" "Angeles?" "Chainu darling." "Handsome, dashing Chainu, follow me." "Follow me, Chainu!" "I can hear you but I don't see you, Angeles." "Angeles?" "Why are you playing this game of hide and seek with me, you naughty girl, Angeles?" "Don't be shy now, come on out—" "Angels!" "Pickle these guys." "The End!" "Hail, Charlie Anna!" "Romeo!" "Wow, what a personality..." "Dude!" "What?" "Oh, sorry." "I've brought the protection money." "It's yours." "From me and my friends." "He got it." "— Saved!" "Who are you?" "Introduce!" "I'm their friend, Romeo." "Room-eo?" "Whose room?" "Ha, good one." "No, uh, Romeo." "Like... "Romeo"." "SAME TO SAME!" "ROOM-EO, ROMEO!" "Yes, very good—" "Anna, I came a long way just to talk to you." "I'm your biggest fan!" "Please let me go!" "I see!" "Fan?" "Ha ha, ok ok." "Charlie has fans everywhere!" "I like." "Uh, Anna, um, can we go now?" "Please?" "Listen, Roo-meow!" "You're new here." "Remember this..." "I am a dangerous person." "So dangerous, I even scare myself!" "Mess with Charlie Anna, it's The End." "GET OUT!" "STOP!" "You're my fan, right?" "Here!" "My autograph." "Be happy, my chappie!" "ANNA!" "Chainu!" "Control, control!" "Anna!" "That's the guy who threw me out!" "And didn't pay!" "That's enough!" "Don't try to lie to me!" "There's the protection money!" "Hail, Charlie Anna!" "Hail, Charlie Anna!" "Go!" "GET OUT!" "They say every dog has his day..." "One day I'll have mine..." "Nonsense persons..." "We were lucky to get away." "Oh yes, that was close!" "Hide!" "Saved!" "Hey guys, what—?" "The city van..." "It drives by sometimes." "Some dogs get caught..." "The dog pound locks them up..." "And then..." "You never see those dogs again!" "One encounter with Anna, and he's gone crazy!" "Since we met, I can't stop thinking about you." "I'm not lying!" "Anything!" "Just ask!" "Anything?" "Yeah." "Anything." "Fine." "The Moonlight night club." "Tomorrow's my show." "If you really love me, get onto the stage... and dance with me in front of everyone." "That's all?" "Done!" "But..." "Hello!" "What's your name?" "Laila." "Hold on..." "Hey Romeo." "Romeo?" "Where are you taking us dogs?" "Quit it, sister!" "Yeah, why the dopey eyes?" "Your face is all funny." "You're seeing funny, too!" "Who is it, Romeo?" "Laila?" "!" "We're done for." "Laila?" "Are you out of your mind?" "!" "You idiot, couldn't you find anyone else?" "Charlie Anna's crazy about her!" "No, she doesn't even look at him." "But because Anna's so obsessed, everyone's too scared to speak to her." "Only a lunatic would mess with Anna," "And you're crazy!" "Anna will beat the life out of you." "He will hit you with life!" "You'll die like a dog, Romeo!" "It's been a while since I've seen Anna's girl." "Start." "Touch..." "Touch these lips" "Touch my heart just this one time" "Say the words just this one time" "Oh Laila, oh Laila!" "I'm the dog of your dreams" "Touch..." "Touch these lips" "These lips smile" "Why don't you smile too" "They sparkle" "Touch and turn them into stars" "Bring them to earth, just this one time, come on" "They're closer now, just this one time, come on" "Oh Laila, oh Laila!" "I'm the dog of your dreams" "Touch..." "Touch these lips" "No!" "Hey!" "— Romeo!" "No!" "Laila!" "Romeo!" "Guys, come on, let me go!" "Romeo, you're dead meat." "Anna's not gonna let you go today." "I'M LIKING!" "This is what you get for dancing with my one and only Laila." "So you like to dance, huh?" "Want to dance some more?" "AIEEE!" "WHY?" "WHY, I SAY?" "Why doesn't Laila love me?" "Me, a dashing film hero, she treats like an extra, and then dances with this idiot!" "Actually, I look pretty good..." "YOU!" "MIRROR!" "Look at this." "I am so very handsome!" "But it's not enough for Laila!" "What to do?" "Oh, what to do!" "ANGELS!" "END him!" "I didn't know you liked Laila!" "I'm new here!" "I can change her mind!" "I'll get her to be your girlfriend!" "ANGELS, STOP I SAY!" "Wait." "What you just said." "Please repeat." "Anna, if I'd known you liked Laila, do you think I'd have danced with her?" "!" "You see, I can help." "I know how to win over girls, don't worry!" "I can make her love you." "Give me some time, and I promise, Laila will be your girlfriend!" "Mister over-smart." "If I couldn't impress her," "Me, with my handsome looks," "What can a fool like you do?" "Tell, tell." "Angels, THE END!" "Please, you have to understand girls." "They like to play hard to get!" "But you don't worry, a boss like you must be very busy." "I can take care of things." "Let me go, and I promise Laila will be your girlfriend." "Leave the details to a small fry like me." "You just relax Anna." "Just chill." "Sorry, I'm just a little nervous." "Ok... ok." "If Laila becomes my girlfriend," "I won't roast you alive." "Ok?" "But, if however..." "You don't do as promised..." "Then," "THE END!" "You don't stand a chance." "No one could convince Laila to be Anna's girlfriend." "Listen..." "A freight train leaves town every morning, going south." "It's been arranged." "Get on and disappear!" "Once you reach the coast, catch the boat to the Andaman islands." "If you're lucky, Anna will never find you." "Bye, Romeo." "Bon voyage." "(Anna, Anna!" ")" "Get a grip, send her away!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah..." "Won't you... ask me in?" "No, say no!" "I've heard... your fingers work magic." "Make me look the way I look in your dreams." "I want to look like your Laila, Romeo's Laila." "The End!" "Noooo..." "You're close to me, so right" "You're with me, so right" "You're close to me" "You're with me" "How do I say it?" "Why do I feel so right?" "You're close to me" "You're with me" "You're close to me" "You're with me" "Beautiful..." "Romeo's Laila..." "Won't you... walk me home?" "I've fallen in love" "This love is forever and ever..." "Three... four... five..." "Six!" "Six!" "I win!" "What's going on?" "It's a popular sport." "Whoever's howl wakes the most humans, wins." "That's Laila!" "And Romeo!" "Romeo, come on, try it!" "Go on, for my sake." "Win it for me!" "This mellow breeze is so right" "This moment of being shy is so right" "Every time I see you" "I want to feel your touch" "8... 9... and 10!" "Romeo wins!" "It's a record!" "The feeling I felt in my heart is so right" "It touches my heart by day, this night is so so right" "You're close to me" "You're with me" "You're close to me" "You're with me" "The first time we met, you wanted to... kiss me." "Remember?" "The next full moon, at the same place." "This time," "I won't say no!" "I promise." "Hello, what's this going on?" "Why are you here?" "Canine casanova, huh?" "Making a date for Anna?" "Hah?" "Hah?" "Hah?" "Date!" "Of course." "Er..." "Tomorrow!" "Tomorrow?" "At night!" "Night?" "Main square!" "Main square?" "It's all fixed!" "So... it's arranged?" "Ok, I'll tell Anna." "Make sure it happens." "Tell Anna." "I'll do the rest." "(Match-making barber...) (Useless sidekick...)" "What?" "Nothing!" "Chainu, buddy." "Idea!" "Let me go!" "Have you lost it?" "If Anna finds out, he'll have us for dinner!" "Wear this shawl and act like Laila!" "But—" "Insult him so hard, smash his ego, and he'll never love her again!" "I'll be killed!" "Relax, cat." "Hey!" "I told you," "I won't do it!" "You've wanted to be one of us for so long." "Now's your chance!" "Do this well, and we'll accept you as one of us!" "Dog!" "It's Anna!" "Hide!" "Exposure!" "(Go on!" ")" "What have I gotten myself into..." "Laila?" "My sweet, sweet Laila," "Is it really you?" "Yeah, fat-head, it's me!" "I am Laila!" "From myself... with love!" "Laila, I'm not just your biggest fan..." "I'm your biggest air-conditioner!" "Joke." "I've loved you for so long, but you never even look at me." "I have pictures of you on the walls of my heart." "We're made for each other!" "Won't you be my girlfriend?" "GIRLFRIEND?" "!" "YOU?" "!" "Donkey!" "Have you looked in a mirror?" "Looked at your face?" "Fat, grumpy, senile!" "Can't even talk to a girl!" "All you do is boss people around." "I'd rather be hit by a taxi than be your girlfriend!" "In fact you're so ugly, that's why I can't even look at you!" "Oh no, she's over-acting!" "You're such a fool, how could you think...?" "Your girlfriend?" "!" "You should be hung and beaten." "How dare you!" "Get cut up and fed to the crows!" "Now what?" "Laila doesn't like handsome dogs, otherwise she wouldn't have rejected a dashing one like me." "Roo-meow!" "You cheated me!" "CHEATER!" "You promised that Laila would be my girlfriend..." "ANGELS!" "THE END!" "Laila's agreed to one more date!" "Angels!" "Pause." "What did you just say?" "Repeat." "Laila says she'll meet you again." "The ugly roof, on the next full moon, for her dance practice." "Destiny!" "What use?" "She'll only insult me again!" "Angels!" "The End!" "No she won't!" "I admit the first date was a disaster, but you're getting a second chance!" "There must be a reason!" "All you need is the right push." "Impress her like never before!" "In front!" "Look cool, Anna, cool!" "Cool?" "What cool?" "Style, you say." "Style." "I am full of style!" "See?" "Angels," "The End." "I'll show you how to impress Laila." "How cool?" "Tell, tell." "I like this groove." "When your heart's troubled by love" "Don't forget" "Don't be simple, don't be dull" "Be cool my pet" "Style's the rule" "Style's the rule" "Stop this whining" "Don't be silly like a bum, don't be sticky like a gum" "Girls don't like this act" "My heart wants to meet her all the time" "What do I do to make her mine?" "Style's the rule" "Style's the rule" "Charlie is Laila's and Laila is Charlie's" "Welcome, welcome, will they say" "Please come, please come, will they say" "Look in my eyes, love is what you'll see" "Us and our little Charlie will be forever happy" "First learn the rules of love" "You need to go to school" "Come on, let's do it baby!" "Angels!" "Everytime you chase a girl, she will take you for a whirl" "Enough of this chasing around" "Everytime you look aloof, you will see it with a proof" "She'll be yours this time" "I run behind, ahead is my heart" "Laila smiles, I get torn apart" "Style's the... whatever." "I see!" "This way or that" "Laila will say that her heart will be mine" "She will be mine for ever and ever" "Make me modern, make me hip" "Laila should see me and slip." "Come on!" "First learn the rules of love" "You need to go to school" "Long live Charlie!" "When your heart's troubled by love, don't forget" "Don't be simple, don't be dull, be cool my pet" "Check this out!" "Style's the rule" "Style's the rule" "So kick back, Charlie." "Full moon night!" "My date with Laila." "And Laila's date with Anna!" "He'll be here soon." "I'll tell her everything." "Everything!" "Hey nutcase, remember our advice, leave!" "No, I love Laila." "I can't lie to her." "Look, if Anna finds out—" "I don't trust Anna." "I don't care!" "Whatever." "I'll tell her everything." "It's the night of our first kiss." "You're looking gorgeous..." "I need to tell you something—" "What's this?" "!" "Cheating, hah?" "Chainu!" "You are soooo finished!" "You've two-timed Anna!" "Hey bud!" "You promised Anna you'd make Laila his girlfriend but you kept her for yourself!" "What's this, Romeo?" "Yo sister, this guy's a two-faced crook!" "So?" "What have you got to say?" "Is this true?" "Did you promise Charlie you'd make me his girlfriend?" "The truth comes out." "After tonight," "I never want to see you again!" "Please, listen..." "That's just a slap!" "When Anna finds out, you're dead meat!" "Nice going with Chainu." "Now run!" "RUUUUN!" "We told you to leave town, not make us run with you!" "Roo-meow." "Run!" "Angels, attack!" "Attack!" "Man!" "Aren't they something?" "One look at you and I knew love" "That love's a crazy little thing" "Where do we go from here?" "We could die in your arms" "One look at you and I knew love!" "Where'd that cat, Mini go?" "Just a mouse." "Is this a game?" "How's that for jumping?" "Hello, what's this?" "Chainu!" "Bye!" "Is that a jumbo jet up there?" "No, Chainu's done for." "I'll get you, Mini..." "Roo-meow." "Today I won't spare you!" "If you're a real dog, then fight." "Come on!" "You think a toothless flea like you loves Laila more than Charlie Anna?" "A million times more!" "— How dare you!" "Kung Fu Anna!" "If you so much as touch me," "I'll fry you like an omelette!" "Come on, touch me." "You touch and show first." "— No, you touch." "No, you!" "You, I say!" "If you touch me..." "And if you touch me..." "— Go for it!" "You go!" "Go!" "You go!" "Go!" "You go!" "Ok I'll go." "Bye!" "Mummy!" "Nowhere to run." "Oh no, not again..." "The End!" "The dog pound!" "Yippee, the dog pound!" "See you later, alligator!" "Round up those roadside strays, and look out for that fat one." "He's a sly..." "Look!" "Get him!" "Look out..." "He couldn't have gone far..." "He's getting away!" "Anna!" "The dog pound!" ""You run fast twice in life... in an olympic race or from the police."" "This should do it..." "This street's done." "Let's go round up some more." "This is a disaster!" "— How'd Romeo get caught?" "Romeo got caught because of me!" "What do we do?" "— Double disaster!" "I was about to get caught, but Romeo saved me." "Listen you rascals!" "Get rid of that watchman," "I'll do the rest." "Go!" "Anna?" "Roo-meow!" "Forget the fear," "Anna is here!" "Be happy, my chappie!" "Genius at works." "Come on, Charlie!" "Now I need a pin..." "Saved by a hair." "Open sesame!" "You're not happy, my chappie?" "No, Roo-meow, no." "I should be thanking you!" "You saved me despite all I did to you." "Roo-meow, you are a unique personality!" "Yeah, definitely!" "I don't hate anyone, Anna." "I want to love." "Laila." "But now..." "I think I've lost her." "I can't live without her!" "Anyway..." "I should go." "Please?" "Don't... go." "Romeo, look, girls come and go." "Yes..." "Today, all saying, you not, angered—" "Please shut up, you weirdo!" "I don't understand a word you're saying." "Let me go." "Without Laila, there's just no point." "I will miss you..." "And just where do you think you're going, rascal?" "Romeo..." "Laila..." "Roo-meow you fool, you're leaving your Laila behind!" "Anna, I've cheated her!" "Nonsense persons!" "Your love was true!" "So where's the cheating?" "I told her everything, she understands." "Laila loves you like crazy, you big sap." "She's yours!" "Only yours!" "Not mine, not anyone else's, only yours!" "Jokes, but true." "Go." "Laila, go get him!" "Where have I seen this before?" "Now what?" "What do you know?" "These things happen!" "Happy ending!" "Life's been beautiful" "Not too much or too little" "So let's live it up" "Ooh aah me" "The world's at my feet" "I'm Romeo, baby!" "Recognize me, my darling?" "I'm Romeo"