"Previously on Nurse Jackie" "Nancy Wood." "Does that name ring a bell?" "That's the patient who stole Carrie's D.E.A. number." "WASQ wants me... to do medical segments from the hospital." "I get a prescription for pain medication from Coop and you administer it." " It says here you got a prescription yesterday." " Yes." "Well, then it seems a little surprising... that your urine analysis came back clean." "Should I go back to school and get a master's degree?" "I think it's a great idea, Zoey." "Good, because I wanted to ask... if you'd write me a recommendation." "You look great." "I'm having dinner with my ex-husband and his new fiancée." "Want me to come with, make him jealous?" "We can't have sex in your office." "I don't want to have sex in your office." "It's, like- lt's more than that." " Jackie Peyton, these are my boys." " Hey, Mrs. Peyton." "Your boys cannot be at my house." "Wow." "You're gonna choose the drugs over us." "Take all the time you need to pack." "I want you out of my house." "Hey, it's Jackie." "You wanna go to a wedding with me?" "We're going to do a small incision here." "I never thought I would do this." "Well, what we're talking about doing is very minor." "This washes off, right?" "'Cause tonight is my ex-husbands wedding... which is probably why I'm going down this rabbit hole." "You should've booked sooner." "Revenge eye lifts are my favorite." "And don't wait to fill this prescription for painkillers." "You want to have these on hand the minute you get home after surgery." " Okay?" " You bet." "Hi, yes, it's Jackie Peyton." "I was just in." "Yeah, listen, I'm-l'm having some second thoughts... about this-this eye lift procedure." "Um, can I cancel?" "It was for next week." "And I will absolutely lei you know if I change my mind, okay?" "Great." "Thanks so much for your time." "Okay." "Given the destruction from Hurricane Penny in Florida... it's important to remain prepared... if disaster strikes our coastline again." "Establish a family phone tree." "That way everyone can check in with someone in an unaffected area." "You guys, that was good." " I'm so excited." " I know." "You two have so much chemistry, I should be jealous." "No, be brutally honest, please." "Everyone I know is gonna be watching this." "Okay, next time, just soften your hands when you gesture." "You're doing this claw hand thing for emphasis." " You do do that." " Oh, my God, I do." "And just turn your bodies on a slight angle." "Just" " Yeah, that's beautiful." " You're good at this." " He is amazing at everything." "And I'm late for work." "You're gonna be great." "You still up for dinner with my brother later?" " Of course." " All right, bye." "Dinner with the brother'?" "Major." "No, it's not really." "I've basically met his whole family." "It's all so easy." "No drama." "I will leave that to you straight people." "Ooh, dress bag." "Yeah." "Tonight is Kevin's wedding." "You're going to Kevin's wedding?" "Isn't that maybe kind of awkward?" "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, it is." "Fiona's freaking out." "She has to walk down the aisle." "She begged me to go." "I'm just trying to do the right thing." "Here is your letter of recommendation... for your masters program." "Well, I can't read this in front of you." "Jesus, what did you write?" "The truth." "I can't send that letter in." " Why not?" " 'Cause I wanna frame it." "No one is ever gonna write anything that nice about me ever again." "Yes, they will." "Dr. Roman, this is Anna, type 1 diabetic." "Hey, my blood sugar's really out of whack and I couldn't regulate it." "Uh, you're smart to come in." "Let's run a panel, and if her levels are elevated..." "I want eight units of regular insulin intravenously." "Hey, I need Jackie." "Oh, yeah." "She's fine, go ahead." " One, two, three." " What've we got?" "Multiple lacerations on the forehead and extremities." "Female, 50, she was hit by a cab." "Oh, Jesus, Helen." "Shit, there's bruising on the chest wall." " Let's get a 12-lead E.K.G. and a blood panel." " Got it." "The cab didn't hit me." "I stepped in front of him." "I don't want that poor guy getting arrested." " Okay." " What the hell is all this?" "Uh, we need to find out if you've injured your heart and lungs." " Let's hope so." " Why don't we sedate her so she stops talking?" " What is your problem?" " She's been in here before." " Yes, she has." "I don't like saving people who don't want to live." "You look awful." "Yeah, Helen's back." "Sounds like she might get what she wants after all." "Yeah, she has a cardiac contusion." "With her history, she's probably not gonna make it." "L'm very sorry." "Well, we're gonna keep her comfortable." "It's rough everywhere today." "Three people got fired after those drug screenings came back." "They found Nancy Wood?" "They found two radiologists who were smoking weed... and a security guard with a coke problem." "And I've got the D.E.A. on my ass... because of my prescription for your pills." "Gloria, if it helps you, I will pee in a cup right now." "And your test will come up positive... because I've been the one handing you pills every day, so... my hands are neatly tied, aren't they?" "Why are you looking at me like that?" "That's the thing." "I probably should be looking at you." "Gloria, how big of an asshole do you think I am?" "I'll let you know when I find Nancy Wood." "What's wrong?" "You look like somethings wrong." " Can I help you?" " No." "Don't worry about me." "Please." "It might be the last thing I do." "I need you to rest." "I need to show you how to use this so you're not in pain, okay?" "Oh, good." " So there's nobody I can call?" " Nah." "There used to be people." "When I was pan of the order..." "I had 65 sisters." "Now there's just you." "Well, I'm here all day, okay?" "You've done so much for me." "I wish there was a way I could repay you." "Angel." ""Her empathy is matched only by her attention to detail." "I have never seen a nurse more able to focus... on what really matters when it comes to her patients."" " Really?" " Stop quoting me to me." "Okay." "Is that Helen's chart?" "Yeah." "She's resting now." "I'm just trying to stay close." "God, I thought we helped her." "She looked a lot better when she left here last time." " Remember the picture you took?" " Oh, yeah." " Wow, look at that." " I know." " Can you send that to me?" " Of course." "I can stay here tonight." "I know you have Kevin's wedding." "Oh, God, I still have to buy shoes." "You don't have shoes?" "Go!" "I'll be here just in case she wakes up." "Great, thank you." "Knock-knock." "Do you look even better than usual?" "I hope so." "I've got a segment today." "So lots of mascara." "Oh, my God, you know what we should do tonight?" " I just can't stop thinking about it." " What?" "What should we do?" " Something we haven't done before?" " Yep, yep." "We should, um- We should have dinner with your moms." "What I want to do is way more fun." "Dude, moms love me." "Carrie..." "I'm not introducing you to my moms... until I know this is definitely something real." "Oh, I'm so sorry." "I didn't realize that you were fucking... a pretend vagina every night." "They're my moms." " lt's a big step." " I'm ready for that." "Wow, okay." "Uh, do they even know I exist?" "Yeah, of course they do." "They know all about you." "Oh, God." "Hey." " Hey." " Can you put this in the back room?" "I don't feel like answering any questions about Kevin's wedding." "Yeah, can I, uh, take a look?" "Sure." "Wow." "Jesus, that's some O'Hara shit." "Yeah, I have to keep the tag on so I can return it afterwards." "No, don't do that." "You deserve nice things." "Or something." "I don't know." "Pretend I know what I'm talking about and keep it." "Okay." "You've done a lot of good lately, Jackie." "You can tell Akalitus." "She's implying I had something to do... with Carrie's D.E.A. number bullshit." "Hmm." "Well, makes sense." "I'm not saying she's right." "I'm saying history's history, right?" "History." "Fuck you." "Her heart rate is really irregular." " Has she been out the whole time?" " In and out." "For someone who wants to be dead, she's still pretty alive." "I heard that." " How are you feeling?" " I'm okay." "Who are all these people?" "These are all the women who work here in the E.R." "Sisters." "Okay, um, I do know that this is about, like... standing here and being present for a minute... but, um... yeah, I need to say something." "We're not saying anything." "It's not that kind of a thing." "I hate nuns." "And, um" "Nuns hate me." "They" " They ruined, like, 80% of my childhood." "But, Helen, I don't hate you." "I wish you peace." "Don't call me Helen." "Helen is my religious name." "What's" " What's your real name?" "My real name is Nancy." "What?" "My name is Nancy." "Nancy Wood." "Fucking goddamn you." "All you nuns are always fucking out to get me, no matter what I do." "I have a lot of sex, and I'm not a bad person." " You are a fucking bad person." " Let's just move it along." "Can you press the little button?" "Heh." " Hello." " Jackie, I'm sorry." "I can't say I would've ever suspected a nun." " Former nun." " Clearly, but I'm still sorry." "No, nothing to be sorry about." "We're just doing our jobs, right?" " Hi there." " Hey." "I'm sorry." "L'm not trying to be a bitch, but I've been here for a long time." "Oh, my God, you have." "Hey, Zoey." "Sorry, the lab was backed up." "Sorry, blood work just came back elevated." "Luckily, Dr. Roman anticipated that." "We have her orders." "We'll get you started... on some insulin and get you outta here." " Helen's sleeping?" " Oh, you mean Nancy?" "That was crazy." "Carrie was crazy." "Yeah, how about Akalitus?" "That woman is never speechless." " What the fuck?" "What happened?" " What did you do?" "What did you give her?" "Thought I gave her the insulin Dr. Roman prescribed." "Dr. Roman ordered eight units, not 800." "Oh." "Ah." "No, don't touch that." "Move." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." " You okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine." "You passed out there for a minute." "I did?" "Yeah, we needed to offset your insulin levels with some glucose." " How are you feeling now?" " Um, better, thanks." "You're welcome." "Thank you." "I know that was stressful." "Luckily, I was with the most competent nurse on the floor." "Yeah, I've never seen you do that before." "You've seen me make mistakes." "What, is it something else?" "Yeah, is this- do you need to go to a meeting?" "Do- I go to meetings every day, Zoey." "Kevin is getting married tonight... so if you notice anything different about today, that's what it is, okay'?" "Okay." "You should get going 'cause showing up late... to your ex-husband's wedding is probably a bad idea." "Yeah." "Thank you again for the letter." "Yeah, don't mention it." "I'm Dr. Carrie Roman." "We see disasters strike every day... here at the emergency department of All Saints... but what happens when a real natural disaster strikes our coast?" "We'll tell you what you need, what you don't need... what is really important, and what isn't." "Thor, as one of our most reliable nurses... can you tell me, does Reuben follow your lead... when it comes to disaster preparedness?" "Reuben is very prepared and safety oriented." "My boyfriend, um, Dr. Fitch Cooper... told me that married couples who take the time... to make sure they have supplies... for a few days of survival... are not only more likely to stay safe... they're also less likely to get divorced." "Now" " Oh, here are some easy supplies to have on hand... that might save your life." "Hi, sweetie." "You're doing great." "Just keep going." " Come with me." " I'll be right here, honey." "You just keep going." "Will you walk with me?" "Everyone else has a partner." "I know." "But, honey, you're special." " That's why you get to go up there by yourself." " Please." "Please, Mommy." "Okay, let's go." "Come on." " Hi." " Hi." "Sorry, she was" " Okay." "This music sucks." "Thanks for coming with me." "Yeah, I think it was kind of weird for my dad... me going with you, but whatever." "This whole night is weird." "Oh, my God." "I know that guy." " What guy?" " The guy with the beard." "Seriously, I think he sold my friend drugs at a party." " Awesome." "So is he a friend of your stepmom?" " I don't know." "What the fuck?" "What's up, G?" "How's the wedding?" "Hey, calm down." "Where are you?" "Grace, find a place where I can hear what you're saying, okay?" "Guess what." "We're having dinner with my moms tonight." " How was your segment?" " Don't be mad." "I'm not mad." "I can't skulk around and be a secret couple." "I just wanna be comfortable and move fast." " Like the gays." " Okay." "I think they can appreciate that." " So, what do we do?" " We do this." "I'm chief, I'm 40." "We're dating." "Fuck." "I gotta go change my shirt." "My mom hates this one." "It was just a minute ago, if you want to call time of death." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I just" "I need to put this whole Nancy Wood thing behind me." "Where are her personal effects?" "One cross... one pack of cigarettes... one I.D." "Look, I know you cared about her, but I need this." "This nun is an asshole." "You can do whatever you want with the rest of her stuff... but I'm taking this to Akalitus." "It's going to the D.E.A." " Also, I have coke." " Oh, no, I am good." "Believe me." "It's your big night, lady." "Anything you want, let me know." " Oh, you are the perfect date for this wedding." " Aw, I know." "I am definitely too old for this tradition... but I sort of love everybody handing me cash." "You are... new." "Yeah, man." "I'm Gabe." " Hey, Gabe." " This is a rad wedding." "Oh, I, uh" " I didn't get you a present... but I did bring this." "Oh, there you go." "So, are you guys having a good time?" "We are, yeah." "You look beautiful." "Oh, thank you, Jackie." "This must be so fucking weird for you." "You were married to that guy and now you're at his wedding." "Hi, Grace." "Where have you been?" "Uh, here." "Gracie, this is my friend Gabe." " What's up, Gracie?" " Hi, yeah, we've met." " We're meeting right now." " Where's Tommy?" "He's been trying to get someone to serve him a beer for, like, an hour." "He can't drink, honey." "Nobody's gonna serve him." "Why don't you get him a drink?" "You're cool." "I am cool, but I don't get drinks for underage kids." "Really, that's weird because you sold my friend drugs." " What?" " I was at a party in Bushwick." "You know that loft with all the graffiti?" " Dude, that could be anywhere." " He sells drugs, right?" "You brought a drug dealer to Dads wedding?" "Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "That's not, like, my title." "You sell drugs to kids?" "What the fuck is wrong with you?" " Oh, come on." " No, no." "You gotta go." " Jackie, just relax." " No, that's my daughter." " She's 15." " She doesn't look 15, seriously." "You go to these parties, and we all look the same age." "You'd love it." "No, no, that's a kid." "That's what a kid looks like, you asshole." "Come on, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Listen, I grew up here, okay?" "Fifteen isn't 15 anymore." "Now, come on, we just need to have a little fun." "Get your fucking hands off me." "Oh." "Are you okay?" " Don't touch the suit, dude." " Hey." "Hey." " I think you need to leave." " Yeah." "Yeah, sure, man." "Happy wedding." "I think you need to leave too." "Jackie, I want you to leave." "Now." "What can I do for you, Zoey?" "We need to talk about Jackie."