"[ music playing ]" " Yee-haw!" " Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Yippee!" "Get him!" "Get him!" "Get him!" "Whoo-hoo!" "The guys in the white hats are the good guys." " The guys in the black hats..." " Are th bad guys." "Exactly." "Look." "Do you mind?" " I am trying to do some research." " We're doing some research, too, teaching Trip here about the old west." "Whoo!" "Reach for the sky, you yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!" "Ha ha!" "[ imitates gunfire ] Whoo-hoo!" "Yee-haw!" "Hey, guess what." "They're shooting a movie right down the street." " Really?" "Let's go check it out!" " Whoo-hoo!" "Forget it." "We've got too much work to do to worry about some silly movie." "[ groans ]" "I thought you said she'd want to see Frankie Chang." "Frankie Chang?" "Hurry!" "Come on!" "Frankie Chang is her favorite action star." " Get out of here." " Mm-hmm." "There he is." "There he is!" "[ gasps ] Wow." "It's really Frankie Chang." "Cut!" "Cut!" "Perfect." "Brilliant." "Print it." " MAN:" "Get those cables over here." " MAN 2:" "Harry, in a hurry." "WOMAN:" "Greensman, over here, please!" "His movies are okay." "But samurai movies rule." "I'm going to go get Frankie's autograph." "LUCAS:" "I mean, those fancy japanese outfits and swords are so cool." "WES:" "For me it's just a good old-fashioned cowboy movie." "You guys and your action flicks." "Give me an old-fashioned musical any day." "Something's going on over there." "I'm going to go see what's happening." "I'm going to change it around a little bit." "The next shot's going to come from up there." "Five guys right" "Sir, one of the stuntmen has hurt himself." " We shoot without him." " We can't." "He's the guy that fights Frankie and takes the big fall with the explosions." "I'll do it." "I watched the scene." "You fight, you fall on the pas." "It's easy." "I don't know." "Ha ha ha!" "You're a pretty solid kid, huh?" "All right, somebody get him into some makeup." "Follow me." "We have a new stunt guy coming into makeup and hair right now." " Thank you so much." " No problem." "Nice hair." "Oh, thanks." "You too." "Frankie, hi." "Trip, come on." "Thank you." "Bye." " Thank you." " Oh, nice." "What do we think?" "You like the long blond hair?" "Wes?" "We're ready for you, all right?" "My fans, they're calling." " WOMAN:" "Move the cables." " MAN:" "Here we go." "All right." "Quiet, please, and roll camera." "Action." "Whoo!" "[ groans ]" "Hey, that sword's real!" "Hey, it's not supposed to be like that!" "Get out of here!" "MAN:" "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" "[ screaming ]" "Go!" "Explosion!" "Wes!" " Wes, are you okay?" " Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" " Hey!" "They moved the pad." " You're lucky I'm still in one piece!" "Ooh, not for long." "Don't you know the name of this film?" "Hmm? "The End Of The Rangers."" "Ha ha ha!" "Ha ha ha!" " My Frankie." " Welcome to Movie Madness!" "Cut to the samurai scene." "Wes, Jen?" "What's going on?" " [ men laughing ]" " You're starring in my samurai movie." "Roll camera." "Action!" "DIRECTOR:" "Cut to the musical." "Where am I?" "Who's there?" "Cue the music." "Action." "[ piano playing ]" "# Put on your top hat and tails tonight #" "# We're stepping out into the bright city lights #" "# Excuse me, sir, what the heck's going on?" "#" "# Stick with me, baby, can't go wrong #" "Cut to the Kung-Fu movie." "Wow." "Settle." "Lights, camera, action." "You must defeat all of these warriors in order to earn this scroll." "You are doing well." "Continue." " Eric, I need your help." " What are you-- crazy?" "No, really." "I'm serious." "This is important." "The Rangers are missing." "I can't find them anywhere." "Well, maybe they're out picking up someone's trash." " But, Eric" " Now, get off my car, birdbrain." " I'm busy." " You've got to listen to me." "They've vanished from this dimension completely." " What?" " Ah, another star wannabe." " It's Cinecon!" " What are you talking about?" "Listen, kid, I know you want to be a movie star, but first you've got to audition for me just like everybody else." "Okay, here's your big chance." "Cyclobots, give him his screen test." "You call that acting?" "Make me believe it." "Cut!" " Now it's your turn." " A real tough guy, huh?" "What is it?" "Oh, I agree wholeheartedly." "Today's your lucky day." "You got the part, kid." "Jungle movie, take one." "[ yells like Tarzan ]" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Oh, Daddy, I never get to do anything I want." "But, dearest, you have all the gold, clothes, and jewelry that anyone could ever want." "You think all I want is expensive stuff?" "Really, Daddy, how shallow do you think I am?" "I have much more important dreams." " I want to be famous." " You are famous!" "You're the daughter of Ransik, the mutant who will one day rule the world." "Yes, well, that's okay, I suppose." "But what I really want is to be a movie star!" " Please... please..." " But" "Put me in Cinecon's movie." "Please, Daddy." " Please." " Oh, all right." "I suppose." " What?" " I suppose." " Whoa!" "Yay!" "Ha ha!" " [ sighs ]" "So, what do you say we do lunch?" "Perfect." "Ha ha ha ha." " Uh, Cinecon." " Ransik." "I have a little request." "Yes, of course you do, but make it quick." "Can't you see I'm just about to lose my light?" "Uh-huh." "I'd like you to put my daughter Nadira in a scene." "What do you think I'm doing here, a kiddie show?" "She's not even an actress." "I won't use her." "Let me put it to you another way-- put her in the film!" "Great idea, Ransik." "Why didn't I think of that?" "Perfect choice." "Bye, now." "Whew." "Producers-- always ruining a good project." "[ mouth full ] Cut to the western." " Wow." "Where are we?" " Trip, it's the old west." "I've seen lots of westerns." "Come on." "There's always people in the saloon." "Ha ha!" "Did he say the right line?" "Good." "[ piano playing ] [ piano stops ]" " They all have on black hats." " Just follow my lead." " Howdy, partners." " Howdy, partners." "We'll take two sarsaparillas." "[ piano playing ]" "Move it, Nadira." "Your scene's up." "We need you on the set right now." "Oh, my big debut!" "I'm going to be a star." "Okay, background movement go, and action." "[ gasps ] [ crying ]" " You!" " You know them men?" "Know them?" "Why, they burnt down our barn!" "And robbed my daddy!" "Even stole his boots!" " Aah!" " MAN:" "They stole his boots?" "Why, you yeller-bellied, lily-livered varmints!" "Whoa, they really do say that in westerns." "$500 to the man who brings them to justice!" "Ha ha ha!" "Ha ha ha!" "You'd better be getting this." "It's beautiful." "Hi." " Trip, we need to contact Circuit!" " Right." "Circuit!" "Circuit, Circuit, come in." "We need you." "Trip, I've been scanning all over for you." "Where are you?" "Cinecon sent us to some alternate dimension." "Aah!" "[ speaks japanese ]" "[ music playing ]" "# There is no sweeter rose than you #" "# No sky that matches your eyes so blue #" "# This is such a strange way to meet #" "# But you've swept me right off of my feet #" "Oh, that's marvelous." "[ drums beating ]" "You're going to cook me?" "This can't be happening!" "Aah!" "I reckon this is the end of the trail for you, partner." "Captioned by Grantman Brown"