"Phone Ringing" "Oh, man." "I am so wired." " GirlOn Phone Moreso than usual?" " Way more." "I made a model ofthe centennial last night, complete with guests." " I´m a freak, aren´t I ?" " No,you´rejust very... focused." "Exactly." "I think Brad hasbettertaste than that." "Really ?" "Okay." "Seeyou in a minute." "Alarm Clock Ringing" "Thanksalot." "You´realifesaver." "Chattering" "Dad, bring the milk home." "Come on, Dad." " Come on." " Chattering Continues" "Dad, can I take the milk offyour hands ?" " Time flies." " Dad, milk." " Mom." "junior high happened." "Hi." "How´reyou doin´ ?" "Bell Ringing" "Ringing Continues" " Wake up, Time Zone High." "Morning, Sue." " Morning, Tom." "Centennial, the 1 00 Year Event." "since TimothyZonin founded..." "TimothyZonin High." "Bothstudentsandalumnialikeare preparingan unforgettable centennial." "Our centennial bash is the culmination ofa weeklong series ofevents." "Girl So whereare we on theseniorclassgift ?" "Nicole, how´s the rest ofthe budget looking ?" " $1 6,372" " Good. we´llneedit." " It´s sick." " Are parents invited or only alumni ?" "Both." "Tradition." "Everyone´s invited." " Why are we doing this again ?" " As a protest." " Ofwhat ?" "Check, Dave." "We´re doing this to protest sheep." " Chase ?" " General herding mentality." "Yeah, look at ´em down there." "Yeah, drink your mochaccinos." "Singalong to Celine Dion." " What ?" " What´s that ?" "Panicked Chattering, Screaming" "What´s going on ?" "Aw." "Laughing" "Sprinklers." "You guys." "Sprinklers." " Us guys." " You got it." "Sprinklers." "Suspension." " Gasps I´m dead." " Notyou, Ignazzi." " These two recidivists." " Come on." "You, remove the shades, stand up." " You too, Chase." " Me ?" "Ineeda comparison." "Well, that all depends." "Am I free to go ?" "I almost cried I was laughing so hard." "Hey, Brad." "Thanks." "Well, it´s a lot ofwork, but it´s worth it." "Mmm." "Hey, um, doyou wanna go to, um, down to Shoe World with me ?" "Shoe World." "Chuckles" "Oh" " I can´t." "My dad." " Okay." "Well, I´ll seeyou there." " You´re comin´!" "CrowdCheering" "whistle Blowing" "Man OverP.A. Andit´sa time-outforthe Tigers." " What, Brad ?" " Go and tell her I want to talk to her." "IsaidBradhasall theappealoftoast." " There´sa difference." " Come on." "Look at him." " Yeah ?" " All I´m saying is there´s a process." "Sure it´s not written down, but I have given all the appropriate signs." "And Brad knows the rules." "Look, it´s Designated Dave." "Man Doitfor TimeZone!" "woman whoo-hoo!" "The factofthematter" """The excitement mounts as centennial nears.""" "Rayisaplotter." " Mm-hmm." " watch." "You´llsee." "Vivisection." " That´s Animal Liberation Front." " ALF ?" " ""Biomedicalresearch. "" That´s the two-wordexcuse..." " Maybe we should go, go, go ?" "whenaskedabout theabuses takingplacein thelaboratory." "Defense!" "Defense!" "Defense!" "whistle Blowing" "Crowd Gasping" " Man OverP.A." "butit´sa time-out forthe Tigers." " And ?" " Andso I toldhim to tellBrad..." " You what ?" " Relax." "He´s all yours." " Closer´s louder !" " That´s my point !" " Mine too !" " We can´t talk up there !" "We talked in the car !" " To ALF ?" "Look." "You go, okay ?" " But when it comes to" "But all this so-called rebellion" "It´s ajoke." "We´re breaking up, aren´t we ?" "That´s all." "Areyou stoned ?" "Coughs Areyou serious ?" "It´s 9:00 p.m." "Yeah, soitis." " Areyou ?" " No." "Areyou stoned ?" "Yeah, I knowyou´d be cool." """Onward through the fog." "We´re the class of´73.""" "Areyou stoned ?" "Dad," "rest easy." "Promise ?" "Promise." " Yo, rise and shine." " We´ve got dates." " Glass Breaks" " Dates ?" "That´s the one." "Helovesher." "Scoffs Love." "Like I care." "That would be her." "Chase whatare we doing ?" "Idon´tknow." "Shesworeshe´dbehere." "She swore ?" " Who is this chick ?" " DAUGHTERj UDY." "Cyber-girls are hot." "Oh, yeah." "I´ve never kissed Chase Hammond at the Skate Palace in sixth grade." "Chase Hammond ?" "I never did it with anything requiring batteries." "Whoa-oa-oa-oa." " You wanna be one ofthem." " Who is this ""them"" ?" "People too drunk to drive ?" "one ofthem quite possibly Princess Leia" "You should know that half the party now believes..." "Like it matters." "Drive me home." "Camera whirring" "You called for a safe ride ?" "Scoffs" "Okay, watch your head." "I learned that on Cops." "You know where she lives ?" "Oh, I think I can find it." " Sure." " Yeah." "Fries, a Coke, and, uh" "Violence anticipated." "There are rules, you know." " "" Rules"" ?" " Rules !" " What rules ?" " Seniors rule !" "I don´t know." "I-- I fell in love." "Scoffs So I heard." "NowI´m leftalone with the embarrassmentandalienation..." " Turn that thing off," " I think she means Sean Penn." " That´s good." "Sean Young scares me." "I-- Sighs" "But we´re still a couple blocks away from your house." "You heard the man !" "Okay." "Bye, ""meng.""" "Nicole, wait." "What ?" "Her car´s not here." "She´s not home." "Okay, bye." "Taking Sue." "Taking Dee Vine." "Phone Ringing" "Chase Give it up, bonehead." "Princess Leia ain´t comin´." "Take me to centennial, Chase." "Nicole ?" " You´re drunk." " I´m desperate." "Scoffs You´re not offended." "So don´t pretend to be." " I am ?" " Word´s out, Dulcie dropped you." " Yeah, well" " Well, you have a tiny idea how I feel." "or me, and that´s fine." "I walk in a room and it gets suddenly quiet," "We can save each other..." "from disgrace." """ Each other"" ?" "What´s in it for me ?" "Beeps Off" "Cat Yowls" "Sighs" "There´s the rampant homophobia," "which leads to the greater issue, I´m sure," "speeches, saluting banners." "you can´t escape them," "Dulcie, call me." "Tonight." " I-I don´t care what time-- - Answering Machine Beeps" "Sighs" "Birds Twittering" "Obviously." "We can´t do this halfway." "That makes sense." "it´s gonna require some severe measures." "Well, define ""severe.""" "To start, you can´t wear... anything you own." "we need to clean you up." "Let´s do it." "Nice hat." " Hi, welcome to the Gap." "Nicole ?" " Oh, hey, Ray." " Hey." "About the dance, I mean." "And, um, well," "well, I´d takeyou." " I´d be honored." " Oh." "That´s sweet, Ray." "Chase ?" "My Chase ?" "I" "Chuckling" "I got it." "Ray." "Hey, Nicole." "I´m serious." "Ifyou want." "than me with "" Miss School Spirit"" Nicole Maris ?" "Hestillthinks I´mjoking." "So what areyou doing ?" "I do." "Yeah." "So, what are we burning today ?" "Why ?" "Crowd Cheering, Applauding" " And the benefit ofthat ?" " We´re in this together." "I could be getting paid ?" "So, howdoesitcompare ?" "To what ?" "Go !" "Fight !" "Win !" "whistle Blowing" "BuzzerBuzzing" " Whoo !" " I´m gonna get something to drink." "With a twist." " Girl Got the dirt. wannahearit ?" "It´s cute and all, making nice with your neighbor," "Above and beyond what ?" "The boy cleans up nicely." " Or maybeyou haven´t given up." " Given up ?" " Over it." " So this Chase Hammond thing" "Right." "Who knows ?" "Maybe more." "orsome fat-assreliefpitcher swingingatair?" "I think Fielder is a perfect example." "You know what ?" "Someday that´s gonna be Griffey." "And I would rather see junior at 40 than somejim Bob... whomadeit to theshow because ofan expansion." "Chattering" "Go !" "Fight !" "Win !" " Go !" " Go !" "Fight !" "Defense !" "Defense !" "Defense !" "whistle Blowing" "CrowdShouting, Cheering" "Go, Tigers !" "Whoo !" "Come on !" "Man OverP.A. Andit´sgood!" "Tigers takeit!" "I about choked." "I bow down to the king ofscams." " Bad-ass ride, Chase." " Yeah, every time Halley´s Comet flies," "I had to leave the spleen on deposit." "Yeah, what´s the deal with that chick ?" "Word on the street, she sleeps in a casket." " ""Word on the street"" ?" " Yeah, the chick´s evil." " Trunk Horn Honking whoo!" "TimeZone, 70, Lewiston, 68!" "Ya-hoo!" "Honkyourhorn!" "I wouldn´t understand what ?" "Yeah ?" "Well, when girls compete, it´s art." "And Alicia-- she´s an artist." " Oh-ho." "Here´s the good part." "Psst." "Nicole." "He´s my next-door neighbor." "Mr. Maris ?" "Come for a ride with me." "I wonderwhere it comes from." "ZenandtheArt ofMotorcycle Maintenance ?" "Wow." "Must be a hell ofa book." "First two weeks of November..." "I wantyou to come." "Oh, uh, there´s this little centennial thing I´m kind ofinvolved in." "Yeah, 1 4 times." "Hi." "Uh, I´m-I´m" " I am." "It´s the Electrocutes." "It´s the best band in town." " Stylish." " Yes." " Youmade this ?" " Yeah." "There´s a sisterwith edge." "That´s the direction the committee´s going." "Qualitywith mass appeal." "Ray Canyousayoxymoron ?" "Chattering" "Wait." "I told Nicole that" " Think about it, Chase." "You have all the duties..." " Whatever, man." "Girls, Distant Fourteen times!" "Hambone ?" " Not even close." " My man." "What I wouldn´t do to Scully." " I´m sure she´s been drooled on before." "jealous ?" "Man OverP.A." " Andheinvitedme overto hishouse to checkitout." " His name´s Dave." " What ?" " Eddie Oh,youknow, man." "No Designated,justDave." "Helpme fiindit ?" "Laughing" "So what was that about, huh ?" " Is this more ""us/them"" rhetoric ?" " Well, ifthe tiara fits" "Come on, Chase." "Can you honestly tell me..." "No, that´s different." " How?" " Think about it." "What makes you say that ?" " write Valentines to each other." " Yeah ?" "Dave got one card." "How doyou remember that ?" " I just do." "I´m out ofhere." " Don´t." "It doesn´t set me back." "Okay." "You´re right." "First, come back." "Be the charmer we both knowyou can be." "Then we´ll go wherever you wanna go." "Wherever I want ?" " I never liked" " You did too." "So where´s Dulcie ?" "Did that hurt ?" "Not as much as this." "Hey, Nicole." "Um, wanna dance ?" " Yeah." " Hey, Brad." " Hey, Lisa." "You know, Kathy really is a sweetie." "Yeah, she is." "Thanks." "´Cause ofthe whole Nicole thing." "Bestof." "Buteveryoneknows..." "Nicole´s a lot oftalk and very little action." "Not all girls." " Something to drink ?" " Water ?" "Chuckling" "I come here a lot." "Not lately." "Hey." "Thereyou go." "Hey." "Oh." "Hey, Dulcie." "Get a room." " Masterful." " Huh ?" "from DAUGHTERJUDY." "The same one who stood you up ?" "I´m having second thoughts." "I don´t think I could take it ifshe saw me and I saw this reaction on her face." " Uh-huh, and that´s what the tooth fairywasjust saying." " Hey." " Cool." "Shoot." " What´s your idea ofa perfect date ?" " Date, series ofactivities." "Or date, person ?" " Person." " Activities." " The person." "She´snotafraidto dance." "She offers topay." "She doesn´t decide before a date whether she´s gonna kiss you or not." " We´ll lose the smoke." "but theycost." "Nicole, whereare webudget-wise ?" " Yeah ?" "Okay." "I´ll go get it now." "Sighs" "She orders dessert, and she can be ready in ten minutes." "Wow." "Well, then use ""pretensions.""" "So, what´s this Ihear aboutyouandChase Hammond?" " You´re an item." "Mm-hmm." " Item ?" "We saw a band." "We´re goin´ to a dance." " I don´t think he´s such" "He´s too tall foryou." "Scoffs Oh, Mom." "It´ll be okay." "Nicole Doyou like ´em ?" "They´re the latest." "No, I´m fine." "I´m not even tired." "Hey, you feel like a walk ?" "Seeyou tomorrow." " Dickweed." " You gotta see what I´m workin´ on." " What is it ?" "Uh, I´m-I´m all booked." "Bread crumbs, miamigo." "Hasta." "Sighs" "Lookat ´em down there, talkingaboutus." " "" He´s cute." "He´s sweet." "He´s built."" - Chuckling" """You´re so beautiful." "Haveyou lost weight ?""" "And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me" """Another tequila shot ?""" "Come on, Nicole." "we´rebondinghere." " Hey, Bo." " It´s Dee." "It neverwas Bo." "Oh, really ?" "I thought it was always" " Your parents named you Dee Vine ?" " No, Dee´s a contraction." "I changed it myself." "And no one said anything ?" "Chuckles You should go into politics." " Dee Vine." "And now Miss Time Zone." " Giggling" " We´re kindred, Hambone." " Eddie whatareyoudoing ?" "Shouting, Distant" "Laughing" "I don´t know." "Doyou ?" "jury´s still out." "but before I became what I am now, at least I knew who cared about me." "Really cared." "Grunting" "Hey, Kathy." "Yeah, it´s nice." "Weird, huh ?" "His family seems so normal." "A-Areyou serious ?" "Nicole, better grab Captain Kangaroo." "Iswear, Ican´t takehim anywhere." "Yelling" "Girl Goodnight." "You know, I still have the letter you wrote me in seventh grade." " Burn it." " You said, uh" " You said you hated me," "I´m the one who should be sorry." "Please, let´s not do this." "I want to." "I´ve wanted to say this for fiveyears now." "It was too hard." "I was too scared." "Every time I saw her, every time I sawyou." "skipping, pullingfiirealarms," "Well, I´m over it now." "Well, good night." "Yeah." "KnockAtDoor" "You forgotyour towels." "Oh." "Thanks." "After our last lab assignment," "Mr. Rope brought this to my attention." "Sniffs" "LiquidPouring" "Balance a ball on his nose ?" "You two make a very, very cute couple," "Why doyou care ?" "I don´t." "You´re welcome to him." "I used to think he had some" " I don´t know-- some social consciousness." "Eleven." "You know how ?" " No." " Cancer." "Labrats, medicalresearch." "Think about it." "Yeah, I don´t know." "I guess." " Let´s see what Chase wants to do." " Yelling" "Oh, yeah, ofcourse." "Yes." "So, this is the last pre-centennial event for us." "We´re in the home stretch." "been freaky around me." "Nice, even." "I guess." "Laughing" "Uhhh, ha, yeah !" "Sighs" "Hey, Nicole !" " Yeah, that´s cool." " Sighs" "Shesaidwehad differentbeliefs." "Andthat wasit." "Canyoubelieve that ?" "I mean, I´m Lutheran." "So, it´s like a fairy tale, right ?" " Huh ?" " I mean, you and Nicole." "Oh, yeah." "Right." "Too bad." "What´s too bad ?" "I mean, who could have known that underneath all that rebellion... there wasaheartbreaker dying togetout ?" "Look at her in there." "Old crushes die hard." "You wereright." "Not in this lifetime, Romeo !" "Nicole." "Nicole!" "Knocking" "How could you do that ?" "Remember, it´s not life and death." "Heaving" "Reverse." "Heaving Continues" "You called ?" "Yeah, I called." "Ha-ha-ha." "So, uh, who all was at the party ?" "Everybody." "Tires Screeching" "I wasn´t there." "Ray wasn´t there." "You know what I remember, Dave ?" "otherwise there´s twice as much trash and no one to take it out." "You´re totally losing me." "PagerBeeping" "I can´t not go." "EngineStarts" "Come on, baby." "Come on." "Cut it out, Eddie." " It´s a stick." " Here it is." "Come on." " I meant a real car, Eddie, not a matchbox." "I remember when you were nothing." " Miss Time Zone." " Whatever." "Shut up !" "This isn´t Revenge ofthe Nerds, man !" "Ow !" "Ow !" "Screaming Continues" "Chase !" "Well, what I´m trying to say... is that both the tense and title are negotiable." "Okay, ten seconds !" "BoyCoughing" "Cheerleaders couldn´tcheer withoutit." "About Friday night." "GirlContinues On TV, Indistinct" "BoyOn TV, Indistinct" "So that´s it, huh ?" "You need more closure than this ?" " Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay," " No." "Guess not." "okay, okay, okay, okay" "Indistinct Shouting" " Laughing" "just give me the key !" " Thursday at 8:00, Friday at 8:05." " 8:05 ?" "Not so fast, Ray Neeley !" "Shouting Continues" " Hi, Brad." "Centennial weekendishere." "On behalfofthe entire centennial dance committee," "woman That´sa cut." "Allright, Ray, let´sreset." "Is that all you need ?" "Hey, that sounded good." "It was bullshit. ""Share it with someone special.""" "That´s not reality." "I should´ve known better." "What´s the point ?" "Youcan´tgive up, Nicole." "Yeah, but didn´t Brad finally askyou to centennial ?" "That´s the twisted part." "woman Dee,you´re upnext." "Electronic Voice Cowabunga, kids." "Dave I´m thinking about college." "You know, somewhere where no one knows me," "and let Designated Dave..." " who´s theluckylady?" " DAUGHTERj UDY." "Oh, virtually a date." "Areyou going ?" "Oh, he was going." "Yeah." "But nowyou´re back." "Nicole On TV Centennial weekendishere." "Onbehalfofthe entire centennialdance committee," "KnockAtDoor" "Mrs. Maris Nicole, I´m leavingforthe dancenow." "Areyoualmostready?" "Phone Ringing" "Doorbell Rings" "Nicole, this place is amazing." " Well, ofcourse." "You deserve to be here." "It´s the best." "He did." "But I already had a date." "He was bummed, so I let him knowyou were easy." "Nicole ?" "Dad ?" "For once." "Gotta start somewhere." "Wow." "It´s not bad, is it ?" "Not bad at all." "Um, dinner tomorrow night ?" "Seeya." "And now-- Microphone Feedback" "it´s time for the dedication ofthe senior class centennial gift." "our own Mr. and Ms. Time Zone." "our own Mr. and Ms. Time Zone." "Mr. Time Zone himself, Mr. Brad Seldon !" "Alicia Digressario." "Chattering" "Andnow, Ms. TimeZoneherself," "Ms.Judy Vine... accompanied by her escort," " Dave!" " Dave Ignazzi." " Whoo !" " Dave !" "Whoo-hoo !" "And now, a moment 1 00 years in the making." "Our senior class is proud to present..." "CrowdGasps" "Applause, Cheering" "Applause Continues" "The Electrocutes!" "whydidn´tyou tellme ?" "I wanted it to be a surprise." "That was pretty cool." "Applause" "Real glad." "Man." "That makes this kind oftough to say." "What ?" "Well, it´s a far, far better thing I do... than I have ever done." "Ray, it was all a scam." "Yeah." "Well, it worked." "Sighs" "Gone." "Butyou´ve got my permission." "Giggles" "Everyone, Nicole." "Everyone." "I don´t know that I´ve ever been walked to my door before." "Oh, well, I rented the limo." "I get to be the guy." "Oh, yeah ?" "Right." "Well, Nicole, I had a very lovely time." " Callme ?" " Yeah, whatever." "Laughs" "DoorOpens, Laughter" "Mom ?" "Well, that must have been an interesting evening." " Dad." " Chase." " Uh" " Oh." "Should we tell ´em ?" "Sure." "Well" "Stop!" "Announcer They´re outofthis world." "oroutofthis world, come to MeteorBurger." "MeteorBurger, home ofthe double-thick SpaceShake!"