"Good evening, Gen. M. am Stone." "Air Force Spokesman the Pentagon." "I want to introduce them to our appreciated the committee members." "The Under Secretary Overmyer, State Department ..." "Dudley Pentagon former Sen. Ann Fansworth ..." "Muggins and Darnell, of Central Intelligence." "I will ask that each member of project to present himself." "Greetings, General." "Am Col. Gilbert milfoil ... and I am in charge of security extraterrestrial mission." "He is my assistant Second Lieutenant Rees." "I'm second lieutenant Rees ... assistant Cel." "Milfoil." "Chap Rick Mullican, scientist Project coordinator Alf." "My mission is to monitor all tests done at the alien." "Major Melissa Hill, clinical sociologist." "I have been responsible for the appraisals development of the alien." "This panel combined into make a decision ... the closest possible strange way of living ... known as Alf." "COL." "Milfoil renewal processes physical examination and sociological ... and the possible elimination of the creature." "Capt. Mulligan and Major Hill oppose this idea." "And therefore recommend free the creature." "Now it is our responsibility listen to the arguments ... and determine what should be done with the extraterrestrial." "We know what we should do, only that some do not realize the importance." "Not a matter of importance, but of human rights." "The aliens do not have human rights, so are aliens." "Aliens because we are alienated." "Please." "She's right ... we realized that Alf is friendly ... sometimes it is odious, but it is a very intelligent creature." "Alf is a threat to society and must be incinerated." "" " It does not mean jail?" "" " No" "According to the file Melmak, Alf's planet exploded in 1985 ... after being lost in space for almost a year ... has crash--landed on Earth and met with the workshop of the family called Tanner." "Is yes, ma'am." "The creature kept the family Tanner trapped and terrified ... during the time he was living with them." "The Tanner and Alf did very well." "It was rather, as Mr. Tanner stated that the creature ... caused 300 fires in your home ... and, moreover, continually tried eat the cat of Tanner." "According to the file he never ate the cat." "In addition were 246 fires and most were burnt barbecue." "And now where is the Tanner family?" "Were placed in the program witness protection in 1990." "" " Maybe we could talk to them." "" " Sir, I fear we have not phone   It's hard to phone in Iceland." "" " They are in Iceland?" "Moved from Mozambique, did not like the school system there." "" " But if you feel comfortable with ..." "" " Okay, Madam, the rest is secret." "Maybe it's time to see recordings of examinations ... that were made in it." "The committee should bear in mind that many recordings ... including the most inhumane mysteriously disappeared   When they prepared this meeting ..." "" " Lost recordings?" "Security in your department is terrible ... anyone can enter the laboratory and take what you want." "Anyone with a security key and a combination of 14 digits." "Could see the recordings we have?" "Laboratory testing." "(Edited version)" "Good morning, Alf." "Can I call you Alf?" "If you insist." "Dr. Warner and I'm like to ask some questions." "Gotta give funny answers?" "Hardly." "Not during this interview." "We are recording." "If you're going to advertise, I have advantages." "These recordings are confidential, the public never see." "That was what they said Marion Barry (politician)" "Good morning, Alf." "You too." "I hope this is not the word association test." "There was a change of plans, nothing to worry about." "Will carry another kind of evidence." "Not sure if I like the word "lead"." "I guarantee that's completely safe." "(Danger " " High Voltage)" "Never mind, should not be here." "" " I'll take it bothers you." "" " It bothers me." "Medic!" "Alf, I'm Dr. Newman." "No need to ask who is replacing." "Now we will make the game called Numerical Sequence." "" " Includes electrocution?" "" " No way." "Sorry if I'm paranoid still has a burning silhouette in the fabric." "Officially it was determined that Dr. Warner had heart problems." "And his death was not related the small discharge he received." "If I were you, I would a court fight." "That does not interest you." "It's that man cooked in their shoes." "Can stop recording?" "His glasses melted with the skull." "" " Stop the recording!" "" " Turned to ashes" "" " Hello, Dr. Stanley." "" " Where's Dr. Newman?" "Went on vacation." "I understand that you know what happened to Dr. Warner." "Yes, the diseased heart." "We continue this story." "Let nothing disturb us." "Let's start with word association." "I'll say one word and you say what comes to mind." "" " Food." "" " I have not said anything." "At least nothing interesting." "" " Sit " " I'm sitting." "No, it's the first word, "sit down"." "Oh, food." " "Dawn"." " "Breakfast."" " "Square"." " "Food"." " "Left"." " "Choice"." "Can we stop for bring something to eat?" "It would be nice a little sandwich." "Feel better?" "Now yes." "We can continue with the proof word association?" "Manda." "Well This is the first word." "" " Any problems?" "" " No." "This is the first word." "Ahead." "No! "This," the word "This" is the first word." "Are you trying to confuse me?" "" " Try with another word." "" " Good idea." " "On"." " "Off"." " "Above"." " "Down."" " "Burned"." " "Dr. Warner."" " "Inside"." " "Out"." " "Cold"." " "Dr. Warner."" "Can stop recording?" "They took the body of Dr. Warner with a chimney cleaner." "Cut!" "Hello, I'm Dr. Mockton." "And I'll show you ink stains." "It has something to do with electrocutions?" "" " Do not start with that, right?" "" " If you wonder why, right?" "I suggest you change the subject .." "unless you want back to the centrifuge." "It has been, as I said, I finished." "We start with this." "Dr. Warner has been very kind to me." "Definitely this is Pepsi." "" " Good day, I'm Dr. Carnage." "" " Wow." "" " For you." "" " That we understand." "" " I'll show some photos." "" " Are yours?" "Good." "" " Identify if you can ..." "" " No breakfast?" "" " No breakfast." "" " Leg of pork fat." "No need to insult." "No!" "That was what I had in the morning, only one leg of pork fat." "You can identify this man?" "It was the Beatles drummer I ask you something?" "" " What?" "" " How do you think the food here?" "" " Adequate." "" " What about the salad?" "Because frankly I have had problems with ..." "Talk about this photograph." "I wonder when we will start with the Star Trek theme." "So you know about the Starship Enterprise." "I know it's an icon for millions of people with nothing to do." "" " Tell me about your spaceship." "" " My ex--ship "space." "Now is a heap of scrap, like my life." "What happens to your life, Alf?" "Are you unhappy?" "Say what you fear?" "" " In addition to the Fox Channel?" "" " In addition to Fox Channel" "" " Can I ask you a question?" "" " Sure." "I am curious about the politics of "Do not Ask, Do not Tell"   The military." "" " Why should I care?" "That's how it works for your interest." "Stop recording." "3, 2, 1 Enabled." "Quick!" "Someone collecting teeth!" "Evidence of shock is the perfect example ... of cruel and inhuman punishment that Alf was the victim, Mr. President." "Had an airbag did not work." "Perhaps a good idea if we are meeting with Alf   And speaking personally." "" " It is not advisable, it is very dangerous." "May I remind you how he has high pelvic?" "" " Where is Alf now?" "" " Where should it be ... under maximum security surrounded by military guards." "So what will you do the alien now?" "It seems I have no choice." "It has not." "Five Gold!" "Watch and weep!" "Pay attention, buy pretzels, is only a dollar a bag." "Comes to me, are left without anything." "And I just lost my salary." "Better luck tomorrow." "Pay, Murph, and closes the box." "And while doing so, review the results of Santa Anita ... and true as we Tyson's fight." "Who would believe that prison there dudes?" "" " Yes, sir." "" " And steals a bit of pizza police." "With double cheese, and brings the salt." "Rhomboid, as is my agenda for tomorrow?" "Very busy massage 8:30." "" " No hot oil." "" " We will not make that mistake again." "9:30 breakfast." "Irish oats, is well with fresh strawberries?" "" " We bisquets?" "" " They are clean." "What about mayo?" "fear there is bad news about mayonnaise, forgotten in Devonshire." "" " And why not stab me?" "" " Sorry." "" " At 10 o'clock skin dye." "" " Is the color right?" "" " Intense red." "" " The same color as Lucy had   At least at the end." "'ve Got to stay locked from 11 am to 3 for lunch." "" " What short!" "" " And at 4:30 ... can be tea time, massage or electroshock, depends on the audience." "Please, that is tea." "At this point even drink herbal tea." "Can withdraw." "And I met Yasser, not only looks like Ringo ... is also better drummer." "Oh, sorry." "Considering that we have a enormous amount of information, this committee again to meet in two weeks." "Until then the creature will stay under strict military surveillance." "Prudent decision." "Undoubtedly, the decision is this panel ... evidence that the alien be suspended until further notice." "Lord, I objected strongly, history shows ..." "Hearing ended." "Mom." "He called me, sir?" "" " What?" "" " I said something, sir?" "What are you doing here?" "I came to say goodnight." "" " Good evening." "" " Good evening." "" " Rees?" "" " Sir?" "How do you think came out things today?" "I think the panel took the safer choice." "" " I think it was terrible." "" " Very bad, sir, surely sucks." "" " Rees?" "" " I'm listening, sir." "" " I'll tell you a story." "" " Now?" "" " I grew up without a mother." "" " I did not know, sir." "I had a mother, but with 12 years they took her." "They said it was crazy." "Why do you think would say that?" "Do not dare guess." "Although picture." "" " Were those from outside." "" " From outside the border?" "" " Out there in space, Rees." "" " Oh, out there!" "We lived on a farm and my mother always spoke of mysterious sightings." "Of mutilated cattle, grassland fires shaped rings." "But nobody paid attention until it was too late." "" " Want to come in, sir?" "" " Yes, please." "Settle." "After the aliens raped my mother." "Experimented with it." "Both confused ideas he came to doubt his own mind." "I'm sorry, sir." "" " How about a drink?" "" " No thanks." "" " For me, Rees." "" " Of course." "When my mother killed herself ... left a strange note with incomprehensible symbols." ""Delusions of a lunatic" what was said." "But I knew something more." "I decided to find the truth." "I knew that someday I would join anti--alien force." "" " Ice?" "" " Yes, please." "Eventually I learned that these symbols had a meaning." "" " That meant?" "" " I do not know." "But they are the same symbols found in the mountains of Peru." "And they are the same ones found the disc area 51." "But these symbols not yet been deciphered." "There is a lack Rosada Stone to understand what they mean trouble." "Really believe that Alf is a threat?" "There's a fine line between mutilate cattle and eating cats." "Well put, sir." "But the committee seems to disagree." "The committee can never know I know." "Or what my mother knew." "That is why we must drive them." "" " It smells like a covert operation." "" " What you feel is winning." "A triumph of good over evil." "What I could convert in the U.S. President." "And what could help you get his first lieutenant bars." "" " Go, I'll be fine tuned." "" " I want to stamp this request medical   And get the serum Lab level 3." "If someone asks something, just say ... which is biological material dangerous, section 12/801." "" " Sign here." "" " Top Secret?" "Our utmost secrecy, Rees." "Signs down there." "Let help you, Rees." "You're a good man." "" " Cheers." "" " Thank you, sir." "Continue." "Anyway, she was brilliant, quailed not for a minute." "He was passionate, eloquent and beautiful." "And here it is." "" " Hello." "" " Hello, Mayor." "Rick was talking about you." "Pete, why do not you take an apple juice?" "Yes, sir, then." "Mayor Hill." "" " No, thanks." "" " OK, one apple juice." "Back in a couple of hours." "It is a joker." "" " I moved." "" " What?" "" " It's true." "" " When?" "There was after eight o'clock in the morning." "He went over the signature of Colonel." "Milfoil." "We can not do that!" "I mean we are a great team." "Divide and conquer." "Sorry, Doctor, I need your signature on this request." "A medical level 3." "What is this?" "I do not know, sir, is section 12801." "There is no biohazard." "Sorry, wait outside, we'll be with you." "Yes, sir." "Rees wants access to vaccines that developed for biological arsenal." "Security Sgt Rhomboid still there?" "It was the pizza night, of course." "And what about Murphy?" "Well, thanks." "Murphy is Mayor Hill." "Alf is right?" "No, I owe you money." "Tell me, how is his schedule for tomorrow?" "Tight." "Any change in these last hours?" "Really?" "Why?" "What time?" "Okay." "Thanks for the info." "What's happening?" "Cleared from a pedicure Alf to make it a medical examination." "I'd take a lethal." "" " We do not believe it." "" " It's our only option ... took it out of the base and then going to worry about the rest." "" " Let's kidnap him." "" " We saved your life." "" " And where we take him?" "" " At the Neverland Ranch?" "Just pass unnoticed in there." "" " Good night, cable Murphy." "" " Good evening, Mayor." "" " Captain." "" " Alf is?" "" " Question idiot, is a prisoner." "" " Yes, it's in your suite." "We have scheduled some tests for him tonight." "" " Sleep soundly." "" " It's great." "Why are evidence comprehension night." "P.C.N." "We could do this morning, but not the same thing." "I understand, is that Alf is grumpy when the trigger ... unless it is for your pizza night." "But the pizza should already be coming, then pass." "Listen, Alf sells copies of movies who are still in theaters." "" " We're not buying." " $ 2.99 for the Lion King!" "How can!" "I must remind the jury that ... not discuss the case among yourselves   If you do not want to be warned." "" " Alf!" "The lawyer will refer to me As your Honor." "Alf, wake up!" "Listen!" "Beware the mask, I put a cream." "What are you doing here!" "Already know the rules ... the sale of merchandise is up at 9." "Is in danger, We must get him out of the base." "They scheduled a medical examination to you within hours." "Must be because of cholesterol again." "The last time was in 1000." "That is less." "Milfoil or try a whey you." "Cherry flavor?" "It is a poison and hypodermic needle." "" " So it's not cherry flavor." "" " Get up, we have to take it off the base." "I can not leave it all I have a company here." "Alf decides:" "money or your life." "E?" "I'm thinking!" "Well, no time to think." "Relax, it's just a sedative." "That will cost you." "For that alone will add 10% of his gambling debts." "And really want to ..." "next ..." "" " Quick, put it in the bag." "" " How much time?" "A half--hour." "" " It Rhomboid with your pizza." "" " Open, Alf!" "" " What should we do?" "" " Place the bag." "Throw a pizza under the door." "Does not fit." "" " Then the overthrow." "" " And what do I do with the sweet flamed?" "Erase and enjoy." "Thanks, buddy." "Okay?" "It's not that I'm so voracious as I thought." "Okay, buddy." "See you in the morning." "Good imitation, except that Alf never use the word "hog."" "Yes, and not refuse food." "Come on." "Wait." "It is heavier than it looks." "We are lucky, only six of his seven stomachs are full." "Nothing." "They do, Captain?" "I'm driving, unless please do so." "Not going anywhere, is an order." "" " What is this?" "" " There is no reason to get more involved." "It is my idea and I assume all responsibility." "" " I thought we were together." "" " I appreciate your help, Captain ... but it can withdraw." "You are ignoring me, Melissa?" "Major, and yes, I do." "" " I can not believe it." "" " Rick, is an order!" "And if I did not obey him?" "Milfoil will tell that I am insubordinate?" "No offense, Major, but this My order is: between the van." "If we can go through surveillance, we will have a chance." "" " Not an official Van?" "" " Age, now is Alf." "He won in a poker game." "" " And we rented on the weekends." "" " Hopefully not check the mileage." "" " It was not personal, right?" "" " What?" "I did not want I come with you." "No, I do, I enjoy working with you." "You are dedicated and sincere, and sensitive." "You did not ask me ... but it is eloquent, passionate   And beautiful." "" " So I heard." "Do not want this you go to your head ... but that's what I thought when you first said:" ""Welcome to the Air Force."" "" " We are going very slow." "" " I think it must be like ... you were my top and did not know what I felt ..." "No, I meant that we 5 km / hour." "Ah, yes, sorry." "Good night, Major." "Captain." "What do the 23 hours around here?" "Stealing state secrets and reselling the spies." "Seriously, take the Major Hill the train station   She was transferred." "" " The order, please?" "Be right back." "" " It has sense of humor." "" " It was not fun." "Where am I?" "" " Do not look aroused the mail." "" " Do not make noise, Alf." "Since I remember, I'm being abducted by humans." "" " Switch places." "" " Draft, Alf." "" " I have to go to the bathroom." "" " Alf, get down." "This was especially painful with a full bladder." "" " Everything seems in order." "" " Thanks, Sarge." "We gotta go." "" " Tell it to me?" "" " Pardon?" "Tell that to me!" "Thanks." "I do not recognize this part of the country." "Must be because I am in this bag." "And will this scholarship until we arrive." "" " Where are we?" "" " Meet Dexter Moyers?" "UFO fanatic, he ran from NASA." "Did not go with him, he recunciou." "Testified in Congress ... for sightings aliens to be made public." "Then transferred to maintenance simulators." "" " How do you know so much?" "" " He was a friend of my father." "" " I called him and he offered to help." "" " Where do you live?" "Near the border of Arizona with New Mexico." "Until then I'll be swimming this scholarship." "Why are you so disgusted, Alf?" "We saved his life." "They saved my life?" "Separated me from my friends." "Who, incidentally, had a perfect life." "Well, I asked at reception ... no room service." "What a surprise." "With luck, we service plumbing." "What if Rick brings you something to eat?" "You joy?" "Can not buy me with food." "Unless it's fried chicken." "" " I'll see if something is open." "" " Perhaps some hamburgers." "" " Right, chicken or hamburger." "" " No, chicken and burger   and ladies." "And it brings beet sauce." "" " I want to hunt." "" " Drugs." "And if you find a laundry, I suggest that you wash this bag." "Why?" "What happens ..." "I told him when he stopped at the station gasoline." "I'll see what I can." "Last call." "Anybody want the white parts?" "Going, going ..." "It was!" "We sleep?" "It's three in the morning." "The night is young." "Who wants to play Twister?" "" " Where he left the calming?" "" " I heard it." "Please Alf need some rest." "How do we sleep?" "Guess I should lying in bed ... since I'm already on it and I'm changing the by." "Well, We'll be on the couch." "Of course, now combined." "Is not it, that has not another place to stay." "Yes, of course, the two were playing Ken and Barbie ... since we left the base." "Could lower the TV?" "At this time only has commercials." "And why not delete it?" "Look, this is the "Thunderbolt Wonderful."" "Jump,jump,jump, 1, 2, 3 ..." "Someone knocks on the door." "Ohlook,someoneringsthedoor." "Alf, go take a bath!" "I have not said whether these words." "" " Good evening, friends." "" " Hello." "My name is Ernie, I drive a truck." "If you look behind me, see my 18--wheel truck." "Oh, yes, there it is, 16, 17, 18, right." "Driving for 20 hours straight makes you get tired." "And chafe." "And it's hard to sleep when the room next to hit the bed against the wall." "I'm sorry, I apologize." "I was also newly married ..." "We're not ..." "No!" "Understood." "Alf, you're dumped, can leave." "Alf?" "" " Oh, no ..." "" " What?" "What now?" "Gone." "Andnowthebig question:" "How much does it cost  think the mop with patented cable" " $ 20!" "" " Think before you answer." "Damn." "As a program  win--win ... offerwithplasticprotection and a gallon of cleaner   Boring for those spots." "" " Do not give more than $ 25." "$100?" "$50" "Whatwouldyousay ifI told you can take all for $ 19.95." "Donotletthisopportunitypass and has a shiny floor." "Hello!" "" " Has your phone?" "" " What?" "Okay, give me a break, overcome the initial shock ... and then answer my question:" "Have a phone?" "" " You have an audience out there." "" " Do you have a shelter?" "" " Why?" "" " Said he was out there, right?" "So I need a shelter and also a hat, you have." "" " And I need a coin." "" " Yes." "Sure, anything." "It will not bite me, right?" "Not by a coin." "Not here, right?" "Minnesota." "I thought it was farther." "" " Michigan." "" " Yes." "Yes, the state of the Glutton." "Yes, that explains everything." "I appreciate the loan of the shelter, hat and coin." "'ve Got to go." "Continue with your party and pass well." "If you know what I mean." "Goodbye." "Barracks, Sergeant Murphy." "" " Murph, are you?" "" " Alf?" "It's 5 am   It's too early to room service." "I do not call for room service, not even call my room." "Ask me where I am." "Where is it?" "In a corner somewhere in Arizona ... and it is fun to watch." "Wait, someone is going slower to see me better." "Yes, of course, a woman a Ford, right?" "How'd you know?" "" " I guessed." "Good night." "" " Wait, Murph, that's no lie!" "You're telling me is off base?" "Yes, Rick and Melissa kidnapped me." "Major Hill and Captain Mullican?" "Oh, sorry if I forgot the protocol." "" " Where are they?" "" " At the motel." "" " What makes a motel?" "" " Not much   Are just "good friends"." "Long story short." "I have to talk fast because the car is coming back." "It seems that carries a shotgun and eat red meat." "And whatever I do?" "It brings effective, my credit cards and my cue   Maybe you should work to survive." "" " I'll do what I can." "" " Where can I find you?" "" " Leave a message on the Internet." ""Bar Kitty" "Now breakfast." "" " Any luck?" "" " No." "If it were not for bad luck, we would not even luck." "" " Well, go to the center with the van .." "" " Wait ..." "I have a hunch." "Wait in the room until I return." "" " Where you going?" "" " Be right back!" "" " What will you drink?" "" " Nothing, but I want to see the menu." "" " We do not serve food." "" " There is the "Pussy Bar"?" "I wanted a good, big fat   Cat breed Indian, medium tail." "" " Are you sick?" "Okay, calm down." "" " Any problems?" "" " Look!" "Hello." "" " What the devil is this thing!" "" " Okay, I can explain." "Explain now." "Carnival, go to the carnival and hence the outfit." "" " What carnival?" "" " What disguise?" "Those who put." "" " What costumes?" "" " Well, gotta go." "Not going anywhere." "The minimum is two drinks." "Each." "In this case, melmaciano want a martini." "If you do not have cat meat, can serve as a ferret." "Very well, then you have." "For the ladies are lovely." "Come on, now let's go." "I hope you do not think about winning with those disguises." "The Village People's uniform is good, but the dog is horrible." "" " Permission to bite, sir." "" " Denied." "Come on." "Look, watch the guise dog, is rented." "Oh, great, the cops." "What does this have to genius?" "Let's get this straight   Arrived at 4:32 AM a furry creature." "" " It was a pig." "" " A pig." "Age of Michigan, one assumes." "A pig of Michigan asked the phone and took her under." "No, they borrowed." "But let's be realistic ... not again have to see it." "Well, I would not be so sure." "What were you thinking!" "Now it is infested with cops!" "I hope that goes before arriving helicopters." "" " Helicopters?" "" " Army, Navy, Air Force." "It may be that without realizing it, has warned the military." "" " And how did this happen?" "" " A call." "" " Who?" "" " My." "" " When?" "" " Makes a time." "" " How?" "" " Call collect." "" " Are you sure?" "" " You are talking about a guy hungry." "" " Why?" "" " Why do I need my stuff." "Do not talk to you, talk to him!" "" " We must leave now." "" " Where!" "In a military van that should already be controlled?" "" " May I suggest a swap drive?" "" " No, can not." "Well" "We should not use this van." "Okay." "Which suggests to facilitate the exchange of car?" "" " Which car trading?" "" " What just suggested." "" " Are you sure it was me?" "" " Why is it the case?" "" " A replacement car is not a bad idea." "" " I'll take charge." "" " You can not leave." "" " I just leave." "Let." "Well, you have 5 minutes." "Sure, no problem." "I can get to a car." "Remember me?" "" " The guy from Michigan." "" " I came back under the hat and the   Served me a lot." "And the money." "" " Thanks." "" " And I have another gift." "" " See that van out there?" "" " The terms "government property"?" "This same." "It's yours." "I'm with the government and I want to give it to you." "" " Really?" "" " Yes, what else do you need?" "I do not know ..." "Stockings?" "No problem;" "send a heap." "Hope you like the navy." "Do you like music?" "Send some CDs One hundred would be enough?" "" " What's the catch?" "" " No tricks, no trick ... you gave me a coin and I give him a van ... and a thousand dollars in merchandise." "When you do good things, good things happen." "" " Thanks." "" " Oh, but because I am stupid." "I gave him my van and now how to get to the place they go?" "" " I do not know." "" " What car do you have?" "" " Cadillac 59." "" " How much?" " $ 700, $ 800." "" " Let's see ... you have the van, socks, CDs .." "give me the car and another $ 500 and we're even." "" " I have no money." "" " Okay, it's a bargain for you   Just give me the car, do not think have gotten this far being foolish." "Well, there are ..." "I suppose your car has no warranty." "No, a deal is a deal, Take it or leave it." "I got it." "Incidentally, at the first opportunity ... maybe I should repaint the van ..." "Goodbye." "Air conditioning?" "covered with silk?" "Giant screen TV?" "Palmas de truth?" "Gentlemen, are you telling me the alien ... have lived so all this time?" "No, sir." "His first quarter was higher, but complained of cold." "Got it." "And why not put it in the suite at the Ritz?" "" " Earlier Alf suggested." "" " Stop all this, sergeant." "Colonel milfoil, We have red alert ..." "Search priority Major on the Hill ..." "Mullican ... and the alien." "" " Well, son." "Now I want to bring a fast mobile command unit." "I will personally take charge Every viewer of this mission." "" " Has been started, sir." "" " What is all this!" "Roulette?" "Pinball?" "Black Jack?" "Your own casino!" "" " He knew it, Rees?" "" " Yes, sir." "What?" "But I only played on Wednesdays." "Montecarlo is the night." "" " All are in uniform!" "" " Yes, sir!" "It is said that they would 2% of the needy." "The army has not indigent, you idiot!" "Traveling in a pink Cadillac  ... eatinga sandwich and thinking about Melmak ... grewupin acabinwithout"NicNACs."" "Norackandpinionsteering"..." "Mrs.interferes..." "" " Alf." "" " What?" "" " What are you doing?" "" " Wandering in the wind   About my life in Melmak." "" " You did not grow up in a hut   And was not married." "" " Look, it's a digression." "not have to make sense." "I told you to stoop not to see it." "If I do not eat insects." "" " I want to lick the windshield." "" " Gross!" "" " How much?" "" " Not really." "" " Why did Carl Sagan lives so far?" "" " Not the Carl Sagan." "Is Dexter Moyers." "He is a former NASA test pilot and expert on UFOs." "Although not Carl Sagan." "" " What have against Carl Sagan?" "" " Is it your hair?" "Well, just for example, insists on calling this planet "Uranus."" "Want to know how to pronounce correctly?" "Well" "" " As he will say, right?" "" " Probably." "Youranus (Uranus  "your anus")" "So to pronounce!" "10 minutes passed and he was not no other car on this road." "There is a road ... is the entrance of the house of Dexter Moyers." "See, a shopping mall." "Okay, I admit, I feel intimidated." "I'll see how things are and you expect with Alf." "Bring rice pudding." "Get down behind the seat!" "Look, look, another bottle of ginger." "" " It's over!" "" " Get down!" "Say your name clearly  and the nature of the subject." "Melissa Hill, came to see Dr. Moyers, that is waiting for me." "Pleasewait." "Processing." "" " Melissa?" "" " Yes." "I'm Nina, assistant to Dr. Moyers." "Please go and also his friend." "I figured I could talk Dr. Moyers with the first." "Sure." "It seems almost human." "This is my partner, Rick Mullican." "" " Offers a soft drink?" "" " No, thanks." "Travel lost." "" " Speaking of human opinion ..." "" " It's Rocket, our ServiBot." "" " Melissa." "" " A pleasure to see you again, Mr. Moyers." "Please, I am Dexter, call me Dex." "Can not believe it you are the living image of his father." "" " So tell me." "" " Please sit down." "His father was a great man." "Never forget the first time I saw him at NASA ... worked on a project Secret missile ... and the first thing he did was to show a picture ... his 9 year old daughter whose nickname was "pork ribs"." " "Ribs"?" "" " Yes." "He called it so its moment of glory in the battle of "Rib Mountain."" "A break?" "" " Are you hungry?" "" " No thanks." "0 and 2 van." "" " Should I return the car." "" " Put it in the garage." "Great." "Oh, and thanks for ..." "For help you?" "It is a pleasure." "I must tell you that touches me much know your friend." "" " It is very difficult to treat." "" " We will make them feel secure." "And I promise not to call Ribs." "I know your second name is Angel." "" " That's right." "" " This pleases him more." "" " I'll get my two friends." "" " Okay." "" " E?" "Okay?" "Saw Moyers?" "" " It's great, perfect." "And this young and beautiful land that opened the door ..." "Mrs. Moyers is ...?" "" " No, I think he is single." "Hope you have a whirlpool." "" " In front." "" " Rick, this is Dr. Moyers." "Dexter ..." "Dex." "" " Dex, he's Rick Mullican." "" " Hello, Rick." "Dr, heard a lot about you." "I want to thank you for risking to save the alien." "By the way, where is it?" "" " Alf!" "" " What!" "" " I can get." "" " Not so fast   Have a cat." "Kitty, kitty!" "Alf!" "Come here." "I'll return with my knife." "Alf, this is Dr. Dexter Moyers." "Hello, friend!" "Well, Mr. Moyers, do you think?" "I think it's time I waited all my life." "Mine too." "" " Well, pass." "" " Not so fast ..." "What is the seventh planet solar system?" "" " Uranus." "" " You know it." "Incredible, absolutely amazing." "Whether an eighth dessert, sir?" "Thank you, maestro, keep bringing it." "It was the last pudding, unless want to lick the plate." "Sure I would." "Another piece of clam meat to follow?" "" " How did you know?" "" " I must be psychic." "Your metabolism is incredible." "What was your diet Melmak?" "Fruits, vegetables, outdoor cats   Very limited I model underwear." "There are so many questions I want to do." "About space, time, the universe." "I also have some questions about Nina." "What she likes, dislikes   And if he would be lingerie model." "This is the most incredible I've seen in my life." "" " I could live here." "" " It has many rooms." "And what you think, Rick?" "You do not say much." "Well, obviously it is quite Surprisingly, the computers   Lines of communication, the means of production." "I do not understand that he lacks nothing." "Napkins, missing more napkins." "" " I'll put on my shopping list." "" " Are you buying?" "" " Yes, and the food." "" " Go!" "" " Go." "" " It is surprising to you?" "No, it is thought that Nina was that did this." "" " No, not Nina kitchen." "" " And do not have to do it." "And never have to do it." "Call me?" "No, but since it is here, could clean up my legs?" "Nina needs a clean place where to sit." "I will return with a cleanser." "To remember the next to put a canvas cover." "It is the first robot to see with attitude." "Yes, I modeled the following the model of my ex--wife." "" " You have designed a rocket?" "" " Yes, when I was at NASA." "Come on, does the shopping, cooking and designing robots." "I suppose I am a nice guy." "Speaking of NASA, what happened so that the fired?" "Dex was not fired, he resigned." "Because the government retained information what he thought should be public." "If I ever use that tone with you, ... Hit me." "It happened like this: in 1978 two other pilots Proof and I saw a UFO in Utah   And I was the only one who admitted be seen publicly." "The government denied everything and Dexter was humiliated." "He could be the next man on the Moon" "The first was a failure." "" " Neil Armstrong?" "" " Neither had personality." "And "a great step of man"?" "Who has prepared the speech?" "Andry Rooney (TV writer)" "" " I think it was Neil's idea." "" " They should have left it on the Moon" "I read something about which you were involved in ..." "Lobo incident?" "The Incident Wolf   Was the biggest lie that the government invented about me." "Let this, right, Rick?" "Right." "How about going out with someone which is not of your species?" "Would not the first time." "It is not charming?" "If I remember the government accused him of being an informant." "" " Rick!" "" " I did not say!" "They have spoken!" "It has been very descortez with our host." "Yes, after all he gave us." "You're right, I apologize." "I lost my head." "My sole purpose from the beginning was that the truth became public." "Some do not like that." "Wait, that's the plan?" "Alf wants to become public?" "Evidently." "When people know Alf, he'll be safe." "And do not forget the possibilities market." "Truth wants to see that Alf dolls in toy stores?" "Since we are stuffed." "Do not look good on vinyl." "Alf serious about exposing the public!" "Yes I expect a call Nigel Neville." "Nigel Neville?" "That's Global TV Network?" "" " It's my friend." "" " Of course." "I want to reserve a space Alf for tomorrow night." "A broadcast to the whole world from London." "Nigel Nevel live?" "Think this is the best way Alf to reveal to the world?" "Rick is right, it would be better appear after Baywatch." "If you know what, I believe which is a big risk." "Put it on a plane, go to London Alf and leave at the mercy of the media." "Alf will not take anywhere, the interview is here via satellite." "Alf would not put in danger." "Do not you feel stupid?" "We will go to London on another occasion, doll." "Rick, wake up." "Alf, you're doing?" "Need to contact Murph on the internet   But do not know how it works Dexter's computer." "" " Why not ask for help from Dex?" "" " Rick, I ever saw." "This guy has something I dislike." "No, I refer to this angle   I thought I was the only big nose." "Come on." "This is the list of things I want Murphy to send me." "Half promised to Nina, I hope it is well to navy blue." "" " Think you have a chance with her?" "" " If you get those socks, yes." "" " Give me the list, I forgot to write down the oysters." "" " What will you do with Nina oysters?" "They are not for her, they are for me." "Operation Retribution:" "Alf." "Possible offerings." "Alf, and it?" "Can not sleep?" "No, that Alf is needed to use the computer." "I worried because when connecting a computer   The cameras also connect, and everything this room is recorded." "He just wanted to send something by Internet, this list of things." "" " Can I help?" "" " Yes, Rick, get up   Let someone who knows take care of it." "" " Get up." "" " If you need, I'll be in my room." "No need." "About the last thing on the list   We should specify that are topless (bras)." "Melissa!" "" " Who is it?" "" " Rick." "Come in." "Hello." "Sorry, I behaved like an idiot." "Excuse accepted." "Good night." "But that does not change what I think of Dexter." "It's more, I saw something on his computer which makes me suspect more." "" " What?" "" " I do not know." "A file called "Operation Giving Back."" "A list of names, times, values, great." "And I had to do with Alf." "I wanted to make sure everything was right here." "Rick was just giving me goodnight." "Good idea, we had a great day, a monumental day   Must rest." "" " Yes." "" " Good evening." "" " Good evening." "Good night, Rick." "I think Rick is a little apprehensive about what happened." "Okay, just want to be sure that do the right thing." "" " Do you think we do?" "" " Yes, of course." "Or not?" "Telling the truth is always the correct one." "See you in the morning." "Good night." "Some chips under the bed and we all." "" " How long have they been here?" "" " Six hours, sir." "Six hours?" "For the dye, sir." "We are close." "Very close." "Put it in the bag, Sgt. Thanks." "" " There is nothing in the recordings?" "" " I should have turned off the cameras." "And heard nothing in the car or someone coming out?" "Afraid not." "One moment." "It's the London Times ... wonder why Nigel Neville Nelson Mandela canceled the show   To interview you." "" " Let them come and know." "Your sandwich, sir, cream and spicy." "How cool!" "" " And the cheddar?" "" " I'll pick you up in Wisconsin." "Drive carefully." "Good morning." "I wanted to see me?" "" " Yes, Melissa ..." "" " Look, Dex, let me tell you." "Guess who fled during the night, give you a clue   Rick!" "" " Rick is gone?" "If ordered, vanished, evaporated ..." ""Hasta la vista baby."" "" " Where could it have gone?" "" " I thought you might know." "" " How would I know?" "" " Discussed with you?" "He left a message?" "No, I'm so surprised like you." "Well" "Find him." "" " Where do you think might have gone?" "" " What do I know!" "Pass the plate." "AdministrationLaboratory." "" " Pete?" "" " It's you, Rick?" "" " Thank God that is at work." "" " Where is it?" "Off base." "And far away." "In any event, I suppose everyone already knows." "If you refer to kidnapping a military hostage?" "" " There are some speculations." "" " I imagine." "Listen, Pete   Need a favor." "" " What is it?" "Must enter at the base central database." "And give me information on a scandal military called "Incident Wolf."" "Wolf?" "Soundsfamiliar." "Yes,ithappenedin1979 , or maybe in 1980." "" "Okay." "Howdoyouconnect?" "" " You can not." "I call it." "Givemean hour,Iwill  to achieve something." "" " Thanks, Pete." "" " Listen, Rick ..." "I enjoyed talking with you." "Care, right?" "You too." "Thanks." "" " Has he, Rees?" "" " Everything, sir, we're crawling." "Find him, son   By Mom." "119 cm waist." "I'll diet after the holidays." " 38 inch neck." "" " Look, spare a lot of work ..." "I have the same dummy Danny DeVito ... and even dress size his wife." "We already have the connection Satellite ... but we still have problems with the line to Kuwait." "Keep me in touch." "What are you doing?" "Take measures to Alf for his spacesuit." "I want to see real TV." "You're authentic." "want more real than that?" "The Dex is having panic scene, we'll talk." "You know, Dex, I think the market but have to be careful ..." "I do not want to look tired." "Yes, a Cadillac Year 59." "Putting the Disney characters absorbents in diapers ... was pathetic." "Perhaps the reason is because cats are soft." "Find the driver." "And I believe that we should not use cheese products   And no jelly." "Do not do the same Bill Cosby did that." "Well, no jelly." "" " Hello, Alf." "What is on the table?" "" " I like to imagine   As a pedestal." "The lighting director wants to talk to you." "If they do not illuminate well, the camera you can add 9 kg of nose." "Learned this from the movies Gerard Depardieu." "Dex, can you talk a minute?" "I'll help Alf." "" " What happened?" "" " With Rick, I knew him?" "" " Nothing." "" " I'm worried about him." "Besides we are all ..." "were in this together." "I regret that he failed you." "Tonight when I went to my room he was very restless   Said he saw something on your computer." "Not thought about it at the moment ... but I just listen to their partners about and spoke of it." "What is "Operation Retribution"?" "" " More coffee?" "" " No." "Yes I'll take a cup." "" " Mr. " " Captain?" "Better be taken away." "I regret having to come to this because I like you, Melissa." "I can not believe you brought Alf a trap!" "Do not see this as a trap, see as an opportunity." "I promise I will not leave injured Alf, is very valuable." "I know, by the market." "Melissa, do not you understand?" "Alf is a commodity." "" " Will sell Alf?" "" " To the best proposal." "Can I prove to the world that aliens exist." "There will be well, the government will pursue   Until he dies." "" " If you cheat, Angel." "Do not call me back to Angel." "With Alf exposed, the government will no longer have and credibility you deserve for that." "How about one million and a passage out of the country?" "" " I hate you." "" " Think, see your options." "Want to watch TV?" "I knew the show Nigel is very good." "We will find the alien with or without your help." "Okay, just take them over time if I did not help." "The crawl, I have units covering a radius of 900 km." "" " Oh, it assumes that travel by land." "" " What!" "Nothing can only say that travel on a private plane." "Every hour that passes will be further ..." "Listen to me, damn traitor ... be better to speak of course, or you'll hit so hard   Dampen your breath the shine of your shoes!" "Okay, I'll cooperate." "I knew that tracked calls when I called." "I wish I could find." "I am ready to negotiate." "What type of business?" "I will take them, if you promise Alf did not hurt or even Melissa." "Why accept this?" "Because if we do not find in the next 15 minutes   Will be too late." "Alf will be revealed to the world." "And throughout his career will be a farce." "Enough, I am no Burt Reynolds." "" " In the air in six minutes, Dr. " " Are all the players?" "All but the king of Yaman, that remains in your prayers." "Pray that you have the money when you play offer." "Incidentally, only U.S. dollars, not rubles, yen, francs, drachmas   Much less weight." "The offer opens on 50 million   With 10 increments." "Where is Alf?" "Lounge." "" " How do you feel beautiful?" "" " As a nervous wreck." "I had the idea to start with bathroom jokes ... to capture the British public." "Listen, enough Renee, I do not want I see overly ornate." "" " You are adorable." "" " How you doing, champ?" "" " What do you think?" "" " Why has tie and pipe?" "" " He asked, sir." "" " Work well with accessories." "No accessories are required just be yourself." "Come on." "I will return to the Hugh Hefner." "" " I thought I'd open with a joke or two." "" " No jokes, Alf." "Hear this:" "What is the difference between a shower curtain   And the toilet paper?" "I do not know." "Try to use!" "Got it?" "And after material for adults only." "No jokes." "Hey, Dex, realize the change." "Are you sleeping well?" "Aired in three." "I will call out after the first cut of the commercial." "" " Who sponsors?" "" " And what does it matter!" "Do not want to be sponsored towels for women." "Gotta go." "There must be some way working with these jokes   Without being so obvious." "" " I spoke no jokes, Alf, and is serious." "Look, Nina, I see you also changed." "" " Dex, listen to me?" "" " Strong and of course, Nigel." "Give me some idea of what talk tonight?" "Must rely, Nigel." "Never failed you, right?" "No, and now would not be a good time for this ..." "Nelson Mandela is a little disgusted." "" " I believe." "" " We are ready, the lines are open." "So be it, there is much at stake." "Well, let's get on the air ..." "5, 4, 3, 2 ..." "Goodnightto theworld." "Tonight we'll  Moyers to Dr. Dexter ... leadingspecialist..." "UFO in America." "Personreveredandthe mostsold ." "In  said tonight give us a big surprise." "notgoaway." "I was thinking, maybe leave that program ..." "UK television ..." "is not the best." "It would make more money in concert tour." "Will come out on TV and is determined." "Everything will be OK, honey." "Want to talk to Melissa, could be a mistake in my career." "Alf is not the time to talk Melissa." "She's busy." "DexterMoyers,thepilotand renegade scientist at NASA  almostwalkedonthemoon." "How are you, friend?" "Well done, Nigel." "I have to go to the room of aliens." "" " You can not." "" " Gotta go." "" " Alf, no!" "" " Gotta go!" "Back!" "Many people at NASA  ... tonamedDexter Moyers, speaking in envy ... onceinformedon UFOs that the government not only denied  butalsomadesure  he could not continue reporting." "Whatisthetruestory" "Tonight it be known the real story." "It is the conclusion of all my years believing in extraterrestrial life." "Tonight it will know the truth, and I will be claimed   For now There is a living proof." "Waita minute..." "Are you saying that  somewhere on Earth  thereis arealalien?" "Yes, there Nigel, and is in the studio with me." "One minute, you and millions of Viewers will meet him." "Oh,comeon ,Dex" "Comes from the planet Melmak and is called Alf." "Well,whatyousay issomethingserious and has come back to check." "One minute  know if this is a discovery or a mistake." "So,getreadytomeet Alf." "Already  back." "Please come out, by Nina." "Where is the aromatize?" "Alf out of there!" "They are waiting for you!" "Dr. Moyers ..." "" " Dr. Moyers ..." "" " Where is Alf?" "It closed in the bathroom do not want to appear for the show." "Get him out of there, drop the door, bring it!" "Alf out of there!" "They are waiting!" "I can not, I held my foot in the bidet." "Come out to the side." "Opens, Alf!" "Already queue, picks up a number." "Are already in the air." "How's my hair?" "" " Scarce." "" " Back off!" "alreadyreturned,friends, Moyers with Dexter and Alf." "" " It is there, Dex?" "" " Right here." "Well,wehavestucktothechair wearereadytoAlf." "Remains in prison." "At the moment it seems that is not here." "Why is  it does not surprise us" "I mean here, in the studio but not on my side." "Is passing dust in the nose   Is very sensitive about the size appearing on TV." "We need to continue, Dex, the whole world is watching." "I'm sure now go get him." "I do not know what happens   It seems we lose the satellite." "Get out there!" "He finished the show, Dexter, 've been cleared." "Well, Lieutenant, let's finish with this operation." "Want extraterrestrial unharmed." "Alf, opens ..." "Well,asIsaidbeforecutting this would be a discovery or a mistake  andIthinkIknowwhatit was." "Nowforanothercut ...  ...andwhenwegetback Galf talk with Terry." "Let me go!" "Calm must be so, captain." "Enjoy the fruits of their labor." "Melissa!" "Do not hurt, I made a deal." "How about this deal ... you and your partner will be taken court--martialed and, moreover, ... the alien is dead next week." "Is that okay?" "Knew he could not trust you." "The committee will know what was planned all along." "What?" "This is the order of the poisonous serum you ordered to kill Alf." "" " What whey?" "" " Refresh your memory ..." ""Material biohazard Level 3, section 12/801 "  Request by you." "" " I did not ask anything, Captain." "In fact, if you look closely, you'll find it the signature of Lt. Rees, not mine." "That's why there's lieutenants, to take the blame." "No doubt ... leave to file that a safer place." "Oh, look at that, alas!" "Well, anyway was a useless paper." "It's nice working with you." "Sergeant!" "Take him!" "Disgust me." "Well, friends, again from the beginning ..." "And one and two, and kicks!" "What's up, brothers!" "It's me!" "your bookmaker." "" " Welcome." "" " Thanks." "Forgive me if it does not rise." "Took us a great hunt ... an enjoyable hunt." "" " You do not look very good." "" " But I'm   In fact, could not be happier." "His attempt to escape put the last nail in his coffin." "Escape attempt?" "Kidnapped me!" "Please know that both Hill and Mullican were not in his right   You manipulated their minds, confused ideas." "I think what confuses me with a the psychic hotline." "Now listen to me, rarity hairy ... when slaughtering them, send a message ... to all aliens." "No longer intimidate us, or me, neither my mother or anyone." "Your mother?" "Said his mother?" "And where did that come from?" "You mad my mother, you and your race." "Not even his mother knew ..." "I'm sure ..." "was a great mother." "In 48 hours the committee will discuss to determine the future   Or lack of one, to be more precise." "Project Alf is about to end." "Not only the project, also Alf." "Arrivederci, baby." "They could bring me a cappuccino?" "Apparently not." "I confess I had my doubts about you, Colonel." "Really?" "Why?" "I always thought it had their own plans." "But obviously the country owes him a vote   Confidence." "" " Thank you, General." "Speaking of votes, know when you are   The primary elections?" "" " March or April, I think." "Why?" "Just curious." "Ahead." "" " Permission to enter." "" " What is it, Lieutenant?" "Before that meets with the committee, General Stone   I have a video that perhaps have not seen." "We've seen all the videos the extraterrestrial, thanks." "Alf is not in this video, sir." "You are." "What?" "Allow me." "Thisistheorderofthepoisonousserum you ordered to kill Alf." "" "Whatwhey?" "" " Refresh your memory ..." ""BiohazardMaterial Level 3, section 12/801 "... requestforyou... ." "" " I did not ask anything, Captain." "Infact,if youlookclosely,you'llfindit  the signature of Lt. Rees, not mine." "That'swhythere'slieutenants, to take the blame." "Butletme fileit a safer place." "License to retire." "Granted." "And that is determination panel's award ..." "An official apology ..." "you all." "I hope that we can build." "" " Absolutely, Alf." "" " Good, I've got targets   At $ 5.99 each, just for today." "As far as fit to this committee, will do our best ... to ensure safety and well--being ..." "Ambassador of our ..." "from another galaxy, Alf." "This ambassador has many expenses." "We already know, saw the accounts of the food." "Finally, we thank our young officers   For a good job." "At First Lieutenant Harold Rees, to facilitate some evidence ..." "To the colonel and Melissa Hill to Major Rick Mullican   For his outstanding courage Alf and dedication to the project." "Congratulations on their promotions." "Heard?" "I remain his superior officer." "Permission to discuss at this dinner." "Granted." "The meal you ordered, sir." "I took the liberty of asking my assistant Rocket ... we bring a small snack." "How thoughtful." "It's the least I can do to show my gratitude." "C'mon, Rocket, do you." "I'm in hell robot ..." "Popcorn, peanuts, pretzels ..." "Help yourselves, friends, $ 1 dollar a piece." "Well, if there was anything outstanding   This audience ..." "" " Wait!" "Let me tell you." "This hearing is adjourned."