"The Penguins of Madagascar" "Invention Intervention" "~~~" "Rounding error, sorry..." "Kowalski!" "What ?" "is that?" "My latest creation, Skipper." "♪♪♪" "I guess it wasn't ?" "Kowalski, your inventions ?" "?" "zoo and Manhattan itself." "♪♪♪" "I admit ?" "unexpected consequences." "?" "will not be inventions experiments or envelop pushing of any kind." "♪♪♪" " ?" " ?" "No, you coudn't." "I just get up ?" "Oh." "I could ask you a different question ?" "And then you ?" "Alright ?" "Just a little ?" "I call it the transparent matter maker" "Or transmaterer for short." "It turns things invisible." "♪♪♪" "Someone already ?" "Again the Internet ?" "♪♪♪" "I am going to prove ?" "♪♪♪" "Trust me." "Nothing can go wrong." "Except that." "?" "An ideal test." "♪♪♪" "Fred, Fred, do'nt panic." "I can explain." "I guess when I ?" "♪♪♪" "The Transmatterer ?" "♪♪♪" "If you ?" "♪♪♪" "Back to the lab." "What is that silly-willy penguin up to?" "No, it could not be." "Is he miming?" "Lame." " Beg your pardon?" " Ah, your mime." "It is so lame with the floaty floatiness." "Watch and learn." "The box is being too small." "[groans] This rope is so heavy." "[yelps] Oh, the wind is so strong!" "And very dry." "My lips are chapping." "I'm-- - that's true." "YOUR MIME SAVVIES ARE... [scoffs] Watch." "I will mime it better for you." " No, no, no. stop that." "Get off." " You see, I am so good that I can even feel what it is I am miming." " Ah, you're getting in the way!" " No, you're getting in the way" " [gasps] THE TRANSMATTERER!" " The what's a matterer?" "[metal crunches]" " Oh, no!" "The transmatterer's firing randomly." "Julien, get down!" " Oh, I will get down to this funky light show." " Julian!" " What?" " Ah, julien, I don't want to alarm you, but you're kind of invisible." " Of course, I am invincible." "I am the king." "You know, that's how we do." " No, no. see-through." "See through what?" " You." " No, I see through you, my friend." "You are jealous of my sick mime skills." " Okay, look at yourself." " OKAY, I WILL" " I am a vampire!" " No!" "The transmatterer, it's headed for downtown." "Don't worry." "I'll be back to fix this." " Ah, check it out." "Not here. huh." " Lost it." "I'm gonna need some help." "Coast is clear." "No sign of skipper." " You should just tell him." " No!" "No, this is only a minor setback." "I'm sure between the two of us, we'll be able to find an invisible machine randomly roaming the city." " And where are you two going?" "we were just going to..." " Get some snow cones." " Snow cones?" "Ah, good call." "A little rr is just what this outfit needs." "Come on, men." "Sweet summer corn!" "That building just disappeared!" "I know who's behind this." " You--you do?" "Dr. Blowhole!" "This has his mad flipper prints all over it." "Not this time, Blowhole!" "You hear me?" "You bottlenosed freak!" "And just where do you think you're going?" "Something's wrong with these nuts!" " I'll say." "They've got elephant boogies all over them." " This not-being-seen has its fun side." " Funny business at 12 o'clock." " What are we gonna tell skipper?" " You mean, until I think of something that's plausible but not the truth?" " We're onto your sick dolphin trick." " No, frank just up and quit." " Curse you, Blowhole!" " Kowalski, kowalski!" "kowalski!" " Private, I'm sorry for this sudden emotional outburst, but you need to focus!" " Oh, I'm okay now." "No!" "I'm not!" " Look, we found the transmatterer, so that's good" " Right. jolly good." " Now I just need to get close to shut it down." " And that's easy-peasy for you." " No, it's not!" " Hello?" "who's messing with joey?" "Show your face!" " Whoa, that dolphin's really kicked up the crazy." "It's some sort of invisible weapon." " Meaning that the weapon turns things invisible" "Uh, of course, I'm totally guessg." " Why would blowhole make an invisibility ray?" "Disintegrating is more his thing." " Um, who can fathom the mind of an evil genius?" "Right?" " Right." "Kowalski, deranged dolphin options." " Ooh, the bus!" " Private, that's quitter talk." "This unit doesot t d n." " No, I say we ram it with the bus." "You can't!" "That might destroy the tran... transportation system as we know it?" "Nah, it's just one bus." " Yo, bada, it's my turn." " Hey, what you do that for?" " I didn't do nothing." " Yo, you giving me the business?" " Absolutely am not giving you the business." " Somebody's giving me the business." "Well, it ain't me, gabagool." " Well, then, who's giving me the business?" " Oh, what?" "Have you not seen a tire swinging all by itself before?" " Men, I won't lie to you." "The odds that we all pull through this are less than a white christmas in tallahassee." "Florida?" "Generally warmish in december." "How about this?" "the odds stink." " Tell him!" " Skipper, i-- - feel the same, kowalski." "It's been an honor serving with you too." "Let's roll!" " Steady." "Steady." "Jump!" "We've stopped blowhole, saved the city, and lived to tell about it." "Good on us!" "." " Oh!" " kowalski, report." " Sounds like an overload, skipper." "If this thing explodes, it could turn everything invisible." " Can you defuse it?" " WELL, I...[sighs] I could reverse the polarity, making everything visible again but I'd need my tools, and they're all the way back in the" " I knew something bad was gonna happen." " Relax, private all I need to do is push a series of geometrically shaped buttons in the right order." "SQUARE." "Triangle. yes." "Hexagon." "Oh, and the rarest of all, an inverted dodecahedron." " You really know your evil bottlenose tech there, kowalski." " Ooh, I am a spooky banana." "How do I float in front of your stupefied, hairy faces?" "Maybe I am a magic talking fruit." "Yes?" "maybe." "Look." " Yo, bada, you see what I see?" "SILLY MONKEY APES." "Nobody is seeing me." " Hey, we ain't nobody, lemur." " Uh, monkey apes, what are you doing?" "I'M HERE!" " Look at all these safety features." " Yes, clearly, the invention itself was flawless." " Maybe if you'd step up your game to blowhole's level, we could risk you back in the lab." " Well, as it turns out-- - turns out it's tough for you to appreciate someone else's achievement." "I get it." " Uh, actually, i-- - dream of this kind of breakthrough." "Well, keep dreaming" "Maybe someday, who knows?" "No, no, no, see, I was going to say" " COME ON, BOYS." " We've earned those snow cones." " All right. let's just forget about it."