"Last match!" "We're move!" "The stable's blocked!" "They are coming up!" "Where is Brian D!" "?" "How is long way home, Brian D?" " Sweaty enough for you?" " Can wo do this later, K-Pop?" "I'm late for a clan match." "In this FPS twitch think's its gonna be the next Law!" "What do you guys want already?" "Same thing every real time strategy, youre schwantz." "Resources." "Our next guest was PwnZwn's "Amateur Player of the Year"... and PetiteElite "Hunkiest Team Gamer of the Decade"." "It is also versity FPS captain of Video Game High School... and sorry, ladies:" "He's taken." "Hold on to your rumble packs, because here comes The Law!" "Here he is!" "So, uh..." "Who wants to see a trickshot demo?" "Oh, I love you!" "She wants." "It took three weeks to grade for that stuff!" "And it took me three seconds." "I guess that's what you call, uh..." "Strategy." "GG Brian D. See you tomorrow. (GG = Good Game)" "Yeah!" "See you tomorrow..." "Forever!" "Hi, Mom, school is great!" "I love you, goodbye!" " I can touch them?" " Sure, you can play both!" "Sorry, I'm late." "I'm glad you could join, captain!" "'Right, lets go!" "On me!" "Have you guys seen that?" "That was insane!" "Guys, I ..." "Thanks, man!" "So, you told me backstage that this is what's called a "pubstomp"?" "What else happened backstage, Bella?" "Pubstumping is when a pro like me goes into a random server and lays down the, uh..." "Let me hear you out there!" "Law, Law, number One!" "Law, Law, number One!" "I love this crowd." "Left flank..." "Occam's Laser on three?" "Just like in the Milwaukee Invitational." "Lets go!" "Get ready to rest the point..." "Brian!" "Take the cat out!" "First, I get to take the cat out!" "That's like every time!" "Cheeto..." "Cheeto!" "Cheeto..." "Chee-to!" "Cheeto..." "Cheeto..." "What are you doing, guys?" " AFK." " Cheeeee-to!" " Here!" "Kitty, kitty..." " For god." "Guys... we need a new captain." "Yes..." "We seem to have found a server..." "Why we just reset?" "LAW HAS COME TO THE GAME." "Alright, guys..." "I got him." "I got you, oh, God." "So much power." "So much power, everytime!" "Run!" "Chee-to..." "Come here, Cheeto!" "Cheeto!" "That's incredible, right?" "I still feel that rush all the time." "Oh, my Gosh..." "On time I took out an entire family with that move." "Cheeto!" "Cheeto..." "Cheeto... good kitty..." "Cheeto..." "Ah!" "Ow!" "Stupid cat!" "Ah!" "Looks like this guy is AFK!" "Away from keyboard." "Let's see if we can have some fun with him." "Yeah..." "Mom!" "Where is the iodine?" "Whatever, kid." "Oh, okay..." "Close one!" "Hot..." "Hot!" "So, what was that move called?" "You know what?" "That's not really a move..." "I got..." "I got..." "I got... killed." "You know, is a pubstomp, anything can happen..." "Who was that guy?" "Right?" "Who was that guy?" "So, uh..." "Alright, I guess, uh..." "Comercial break or something like that?" " Law killer, LAW KILLER - briand you KING" "And yet the president's condition is still unknown at this time..." "A nation waits with..." "Hold on your joysticks, zoners!" "We got ourselfs a leg-breaking PwnZwn frag alert!" "ShotBot?" "What you got?" "VGHS superstar, The Law, humiliated... live on national television by a no-name noob... in a pubstomp gone wrong!" "My competition!" "Death of the century!" "Eat the repeat!" "Yes, that's right, we were totally with Brian when he got the call for VGHS!" " We love you, Brian D!" " Yeah!" "Brian!" "Give me a break!" "What makes this flush append fluker think he's got what it takes?" "Ron..." "Ron!" "I completely agree, Ron!" "VGHS is the most intense pro-gaming academy in the country!" "Guys, guys, guys..." "Can I just agree with you for one second?" "Your agreement was noted!" "Fellows, fellows, fellows!" "Please!" "Just..." "look at his acceptance video, okay?" "You will not study physics." "You will study physics engines." "You will not study art." "You will study the art of war!" "You'll learn about biology... by bathing in the blood of your enemies!" "Sound good?" "Well, welcome to VGHS." "This is actually happening..." "Everyone says I won't make it, but..." "I have to try, I mean..." "I've dreamed of playing on a VGHS team since I was "G for everone"." "I hope you understand." "Classic Cheeto." "I will miss this tug of force." "Take care of mom, okay?" "Brian?" "Reporters are here." "Lets see you miked up." "I love you, Mom." "I put some extra food in your bowl." "Where are you going?" "I'm going to VGHS." "Brian!" "Brian!" " Brian!" "Brian!" " What do you say to your fans, Brian?" "Am I getting through to you, Brian D?" "Huh?" "Oh." "Uh..." "Yes sir." "Straight through." "I swear, every year it's the same damn cutscene." "Some media darling with a five-second kill reel breezes into school on a golden ticket." "Buckle up, kid." "Cuz this ticket puts you on a plane straight to hell." "And the in-flight movie?" "Super hell." "Understood, sir." "I know it will be rough here, but..." "I did get some practice at the Milwaukee Invitational, so..." "Oh, really?" "Still feeling cocky, Mr. Milwaukee?" "You're the lowest-ranked player in the school!" "Well I should probably go get some practice then..." "And as for you, Ki Swan." "I don't care what game your parents developed." "What the frag are you doing?" "Well sir, you cut such an imposing figure" "I thought I'd make a game about you." "Haha, awesome!" "What are my moves?" "Calhoun always wins." "Acceptable." "Now scram, you scrubs." "Ah, don't we get a welcome buddy?" "Cool your jets, Miss Swan!" "I was just getting to that." "Your orientation guide is..." "Jenny Matrix. 5,031 points." "JV FPS captain." "You must be pretty nervous." "Of course I'm nervous." "Did you see her 1080 no-scope NattyICE?" "Hahaha, not even close, son!" "Who's next?" "But don't worry." "I've got a secret weapon." "Hey, Jenny." "Nice moves." "I'm Brian D." "Ahh, Mr. Law-killer, huh." "You saw that?" "I mean-- yes." "I am." "Cold Turkey, get Brian D here a drink." "What?" "No!" "I" "I guess that's cool..." "Hey, check out the cool kid with the cool hat!" "Hey, sweet hat, frosh!" "The name's Games..." "Games Dean." "So cool." "Brian, your secret weapon seems to have misfired." "Hey!" "Come on, we doin' this or what, D?" "Oh!" "No, I'm not here to fight." "You're our welcome buddy." "What?" "She's supposed to show us around and... stuff." "Alright, sorry guys." "Duty calls." "Let's go." "And this concludes your tour of VGHS." "You took us in a straight line and said nothing." "Hey, Jenny doesn't have time to show us noobs around." "She's got the whole JV team to worry about." "Speaking of which..." "Give me five reasons I should put you on my team." "That was pretty transparent, wasn't it...?" "Yeah, a bit." "Reason number one, I'm honest to a fault!" "You probably shouldn't list one of your faults as a reason." "It's okay, Ki, she's gone." "Wait, that's not okay, I don't know where my room is!" "Seriously, guys, fun's over, right?" "What's wrong, baby Wong?" "Thought you rockstars knew how to party." "Yeah, totally, Annihilist!" "Totally, yeah!" "Okay, you guys got me." "Oh, hey!" "Ted Wong." "Ki Swan. 1360 points." "Fighter." "Welcome to the Frag Floor, Ki" "Hey, leave him alone." "What're you gonna do about it?" "Stop us?" "Nope." "You're not." "Brian, maybe we should get the R.A." "Did your girlfriend just get here?" "This loser is the R.A." "Are you really his girlfriend?" "Because" "Nice." "What do we got here?" "Hey, give that back!" "What's this?" "I don't know." "Something stupid." "Chiba?" "Hanzo?" "Where'd you get this, the poor store?" "Where'd you get your manners?" "The... rude store?" "Oh my goodness!" "Aw, sweet burn, dude!" "Nobody... insults my manners." "Well nobody makes fun of my gear." "And no one insults my new best friend." "This sounds like a challenge." "Woah, woah... you guys can't fight in my hallway." "Rumble in the Rumpus Room!" "Ladies and gentlemen!" "I present to you a match-up of epic proportions." "In the cool corner we got, Brian D!" "And in the other corner we have some loser that was hardcore guffin' me." "Alright, y'all know the rules!" "Single life, no respawns." "Player one, are you ready?" "Let's do it!" "New best friend, are you ready?" "Brian, I just looked at the official rulebook." "I really think that you should look at paragraphs 12 through 90." "Any chance you could paraphrase?" "Oh okay, um." "Read rules." "Important." "That's not what I meant, Ki!" "Alright, let's get it on!" "You can't hide from me!" "You're like a minnow, and I'm a shark, I'm gonna eat 'cha." "Great timing, Chiba." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Ha ha!" "Who's working at the poor store now?" "Wait, what just happened?" "Oh, Brian." "Paragraph 90, Section 3." "Should a student's rank fall below zero, then they are automatically, ruthlessly and instantly" "Expelled." "Annihilist, dude, I didn't know..." "Four more reasons, Brian." "Welcome to VGHS." "Jenny, wait!" "Where's my room?" "!" "On the plus side, dude..." "That guy was supposed to be your roommate." "Dude, I just got a kid expelled." "How is that a plus side?" "YEAH!" "Best roommate friends forever!" "I'm okay." "The one-shot wonder." "We meet at last." "Hey!" "Uh, the, uh..." "The Law..." "It's just Law around here, Brian." "I don't mean to pry, Bri-guy, but, uh..." "Are you okay?" "What're doing here?" "Just gettin some air..." "You were gonna throw your gear out, weren't you." "I dunno." "VGHS is a little bit different than I thought." "Chiba and Hanzo just kinda feel out of place." "Brian..." "Look, who are we talkin' about here." "Your gear?" "Or you." "I know, right?" "Stupid." "Listen." "Oh." "Old school." "Nice." "Let me tell you something I've always kind of told myself." "Fitting in at VGHS is hard, but..." "You can't be the best, unless you be yourself." "Okay?" "Never... never forget that." "Never let anyone break you." "Do you really mean that?" "More than anything in the world." "Chiba!" "Too bad you're in my world now, Brian." "Don't you get it, Brian!" "?" "I am VGHS!" "Welcome... to me!" "How are you lost?" "You're the RA!" "Hey, you're the one who overslept." "Well, I'm sorry, I had to practice with my new game deck if I want to get good and impress Jenny Matrix." "Hey, Brian." "Loved watching you kill Annihilist last night" "Very impressive." "How would you like a spot on JV?" "Are you serious?" "Double-stuf serious." "JV could use a boost in the cute department." "Welcome to the team... ..and welcome" "TO ME!" "Is anyone else hearing this?" "Nope." "Cheeto...?" "Killing spree." "Mornin' roomie!" "Pizza brunch?" "What is with everyone today?" "Well..." "You killed the number one player at the school... ..you got a guy kicked out on your first day..." "You're a marked man, Brian." "Just like this pizza!" "Everyone wants a piece of you!" "I gotta keep my head down..." "You're right-- we could throw you a party." " What?" " In your honor." "I didn't say that..." "Called Brianpalooza." "No!" "Hi!" "Brian!" "I had a question about Brianpalooza." "Did you take this while I was sleeping?" "I have a very aggressive street team." "I was just wondering what time "Rock o'clock" is?" "You know-- half past rad." "But when is half past rad?" "I'm not gonna throw them a party." "Can we please just hang out by this stairwell?" "Look at this view!" "This could be our new hangout spot, am I right?" "Wow!" "I can't believe I hadn't thought of it." "I'll add it to my list that I made of potential hangout spots." "Really?" "Okay." "A party's one thing, but you can't even walk past The Law?" "Come on it's time to stop hiding in the shadows and shine like the star that you are!" "I'll stick to the shadows, thanks." "I'll see you in class." "What's gaming all about, Brian?" "Well, um..." " I always thought that..." " I'm sure if I looked at" "Brian's Big Book of Gaming..." "It'd tell me that gaming's all about expelling classmates..." "Starting fights..." "Landing the cover of The Wall Street Journal." "You know what gaming's really about, Brian?" "Boom." "It's all about the game." "Gaming's... all about the game, sir?" "I knew you wouldn't understand." "You're in the danger zone, kid." "You may have snapped a few points wasting Annihilist, but..." "If you want to last more than a week at this school..." "I suggest you start keeping a low profile." "I-I hear you, sir." "I was actually just telling my friends:" ""Low profile"-- that's my game." "Really." "Does that game include a minigame about being full of crap!" "?" "Now get out of my office." "Okay." "Hello students, and welcome to FPS 101." "My name is Ace." "You can call me Ace." "Sound good?" "Fantastic." "Now I'm sure a lot of you are thinking right now:" ""Hey." "I got myself into VGHS." "What's with all the back to basics baloney?"" "Well." "Let me just set the record straight for you pardners real quick like..." "You don't know shinola about first person shootin'" "Freshman year is about two things, hear me now..." "Fundamentals... and first impressions." "Brian D, I presume?" "Sorry I was late, sir." "Well you've already broken Ace's first rule." "Be punctual." "No." "Rule #1 is "Know Ace's Rules."" "You'd have known that had you been punctual." "Have a seat." " Brian!" " Sorry I'm late, Mr. Ace." "Call me Ace, alright?" "Mr. Ace was my father's name" "Rule #1, Brian!" " Now, back to first impressions..." " Dude." " The first girl y'all ought to be impressin'" " Check out who our TA is... is our straight shootin' TA over here Jenny Matrix." "That's right, Ace." "As JV captain I have to choose an honorary freshman to play in our scrimmage against Varsity tomorrow." "Personally, I think it's a huge waste of time but..." "It's tradition." "Brian!" "That could be you wasting her time tomorrow!" "I don't know, Ki, I..." "The scrim is a perfect opportunity to be rubbing' elbows with some of the best mouse jockies this high school has to offer." "Jenny you think any of these cheesedusters has what it takes?" "Well there's only one way to find out, Ace..." "Let's hit The Pit." "I cannot wait." "People underestimate The Pit because your targets are made of paper." "But trust me." "When you know The Pit..." "You know yourself." "Playing games by yourself?" "I got better things to do in my sleep!" "This is great!" "I can totally do this level in my sleep!" "Yeah, great." "So, Ki..." "Back to our favorite romance languages..." "What were yours again?" "Spanish?" "Italian?" "C++." ""Very good."" "Be fast." "Be efficient." "And above all else..." "Be resourceful." "Thirty-nine seconds..." "That's not bad, Matrix." "Just shy of the school record." "Wait, that's not right." "You can get like ten seconds faster than that..." "Brian D!" "Something to share?" "No, sir." "Ah... sorry." "Uh..." "Wasn't important." "Good." "Then shut up." "Brian was just saying he can complete the course much faster than you, Jenny." "Well, la-dee-freakin-da." "I'd love to see that." "What about you, class?" "Honorary freshman, honorary freshman..." "C'mon Brian." "Show us what you got." "Try not to wet yourself, noob." "That's somewhat... unorthodox." "Brian..." "I am disappoint." "Cheer up, Brian!" " At least no one wants to fight you anymore!" " I figured it out!" "Rock o'clock is 3:32!" "We've missed Brianpalooza." "Calhoun wants me dead..." "I'm late for Ace's class..." "Oh!" "And I can forget about playing in that scrimmage because Jenny probably thinks I'm the biggest dork in the universe!" "So!" "Jenny's here!" "What up, Matrix?" "What, uh..." "Brings you to our neck of the cafeteria... ..woods?" "Well, I was going to invite you to my party because that was one of the sickest pit runs I've ever seen... but um..." "I'm sorry, could you just...?" "Oh!" "Sunglasses indoors..." "I must look like a douchebag, what was I thinking?" "We'll clean this up, we'll definitely be there!" "I hope this party is more organized than Brianpalooza." "Sure." "You guys can totally invite yourselves." "Okay." "My place." "Tomorrow night." "Sounds groovy, Jenny!" "Or should I say..." "Gravy" " Brian." "She's gone." "Party... this could be like..." "Our first date!" "First... date...?" " Awesome!" " Three-way fist pound?" "Brian." "This way!" "Oh!" "Brian!" "You'd better have skills in that box if you're gonna score with Jenny Matrix!" "No, Ted this is just a little professional party present for the JV captain." ""Happy party, Jenny." "Let's go Coco-nuts..."" "Wait you're gonna bribe your way into JV with a cake?" "Coconut cake." "Let's just say I'm a 12th level pastrymancer and once she tastes this bad boy, I'm in." "Maybe this date will become a double date!" "Oh!" "Brian!" "I was meaning to tell you something..." "What was it, what was it, what was it..." "Brian D!" "You made it!" "Hey, Jenny... um..." "Oh!" "My gosh!" "I totally nailed it, I have to show you!" "Come to my room!" "Well... what should I do with this bad boy?" "I dunno." "Give it to the party." "Let them eat cake!" "Come on-- hurry!" "So... there are a lot of people here..." "First date, huh?" "Wanna... watch me play video games?" "Oh..." "I thought people did romantic things on first dates." "Exactamundo." "Whoa." "So, uh..." "Lotta cool stuff in this room." "Huh?" "Yeah, sorry it's a mess." "You can just sit wherever." "Okay..." "This is gonna blow your mind..." "Bam!" "I totally beat your time!" "Suck it!" "Wow." "Great job-- that's like the..." "Only high score I've ever held in anything." "Well, that and Dance Ex Machina..." "Wait wait wait..." "Lame baby game for babies." "I play manly games now like, uh, War and..." "Oh my God you're a 12th level dancemancer?" "Did I say "baby game" because I meant, uh..." ""babe game" for, uh, people." "No it is a baby game." "Which is why if you tell anyone there's a DXM machine collecting dust in my garage..." "I will literally murder you." "Wait, you mean you don't play anymore?" "But you were clearly the shiz!" "Yeah... not according to my mom." "She kinda coaches the Denver Commandos." "Full disclosure" " I totally knew that." "Let's just say this is an FPS family and she expects me to make the pros." "You're totally gonna!" "I mean..." "When I saw you at the Invitationals last year." "You made JV captain." "You're amazing, Jenny." "But that's no excuse not to get your dance on!" "This is a party, you know?" "Let's go fire that baby up!" "Party!" "Right!" "Speaking of which, we should get back!" "I could totally slam another drink right now!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "I've got rock star in my blood, Ki." "I don't know if you know this but..." "My father is three-time Guitar Hero world champion..." "Freddie Wong." "I'm assuming you're very good since you've chosen the hardest difficulty level." "Gotta play hard to rock hard, Ki." "Here we go!" "Jeez!" "Who calibrated this thing?" "Whoa!" "New section!" "Let's see if I can handle this..." "Haven't had to improv in a while..." "Sorry about that!" "Lousy guitar!" "Let's play my game!" "Whoa-- you make games?" "Yeah!" "That's right!" "Well..." "Actually the one I'm working on is for children..." "But on the plus side there's no way to lose!" "I'm in!" "What up dudes!" "Now this is where the real party is going down." "That cool freshman over there is Games Dean." "And this is the FPS team" "We have:" "Cold Turkey, Piepuppy, Alliterator..." "And I'm sure you already know" " The Law." "Hey, Brian!" "Great to finally meet you!" "He ain't much of a talker, is he?" "Relax, dude!" "I should be nervous to meet you!" "I mean, I'm not, of course." "Law, seriously-- stop screwing with the freshman." "Okay, JV captain buzzkill!" "Hey Bri-guy-- you wanna tuck into some cake?" "Wait, wait." "There's... cake?" "Over here, Jenny." "Whoa, Games Dean brought us a kickin' coconut cake!" "Check it" " I baked it for you." "Dude, are you kidding me?" "Are you coco-kidding me I am coocoo for coconut cake!" " Oh man!" " Oh man is this guy on the scrimmage tomorrow or what?" " Dig in, everybody!" " It's so good!" "This is... so good." "You're the coolest!" "My cake..." " Don't waste it now." " It's so good though!" "Whoa!" "I'm sorry about that!" "Oh my God!" "Here..." "let me dab that off for you." "Seriously?" "Hey, man, speaking of apologies..." "About your keyboard the other day..." "I'm super-dee-duper broken up about it." "Whaddya say we bury that little hatchet VGHS style with a little friendly competish?" "Go ahead!" "Pick any game in the house-- you and me!" "You know what, Law, I'm just here to party." "So I'm not going to fall for one of your stupid little ploys." "Sorry, yeah it is a party." "How rude of me." "Maybe you'd like a little party trick then!" "?" "A dash of magic!" "?" "A little splash of razzmatazz?" " Was that the whole trick?" "Because you just..." " Whoa!" "Everybody!" "Check out the size of this kid's pokéballs!" "Brian D just challenged me to a match!" "Seriously, Brian?" "Actually, Law..." "Because that is how I like to party!" "You guys!" "Check it out!" "Brian D is gonna fight The Law!" "Abracadabra." "Whoa!" "And since mathematically it's the only shape to always correct itself..." "I, um, thought the gömböc would make a nice miniboss!" "I don't know though." "Maybe it's stupid." "What?" "No!" "It's awesome!" "You could call it the, uh... göm-boss!" "You call that a game?" "More like a lame!" "Drifters!" "Drift!" "Hey!" "Leave her alone!" "Ki's weird math game is way cooler than drift racing!" "Cooler than Overdrift?" "Maybe in Lameland!" "Cool callback, bro!" "Give me that!" "Hey give that back or else!" "Is that a challenge, Theodore?" "Drift King." "What do you want?" "One race, Ted!" "One race and the lady's weird math game is yours!" "So you're extorting people now?" "Not very chivalrous, my liege!" "Desperate times, Ted." "I haven't felt true competition since last we dueled!" "Have ye not the need for speed?" "Um, Ted" " I forgot to hit save on the game folder so if that tablet shuts off..." "I won't let that happen!" "Okay!" "You're on, DK..." "Let's drift!" "Drift!" "Drift!" "Don't matter what game you pick-- you're gonna lose!" "Yeah, got that." "Thanks." "Great job, Brian." "LIke I said-- any game in the house, Brian." "Dance Ex Machina." "It's in the garage." "Brian." "Doodee!" "Everyone came to see us duel!" "But okay." "Okay." "If you wanna disco..." "Then let's..." "Tango." "You really turned that around." "Law never loses, Brian." "To the garage everybody!" "I can't lose this game, Ted!" "Wow, ha!" "I mean, uh..." "I totally won, but..." "Can this guy dance or what?" "Way to cut a rug, studmuffin." "This is gonna be more fun than I thought!" "Alright!" "Winning!" "Yeah... still won..." "That's great!" "That's what I did." "I took that." "Here." " Oh thanks..." " Syke!" "I guess we'll hold onto this for you-- don't worry about it!" "Nay, the lady will have her game back!" "Or, shall I say... gömböc." "Well played, old friend!" "Our paths shall cross again!" "DK!" "Ted!" "Look!" "It autosaved!" "Ted...?" "Boyfriend experiences extreme confusion after exposure to drift racing..." ""Boyfriend...?"" "Score!" "Man, can you believe Jenny Matrix has a lame baby game chilling in her garage?" "What a loser..." "Oh!" "I'm sorry!" "Laugh it up." "I'm still gonna murder you." "Hey, if you wanna kill the life of the party..." "Ow!" "Careful" " I'm gonna need my mouse arm for scrimmage tomorrow." "Really?" "And what makes you think I'm gonna put you on my team?" "Well..." "That was all the fake confidence I could muster." "That really hurt." "I was supposed to choose someone like six hours ago anyway." "Spot's yours if you want it." "Really?" "Yeah, I'm..." "Totally!" "I'm..." "You know, whatever." "I'm in." "Won't let you down." "I was thinking maybe after the scrim tomorrow." "You and I wanna go grab a burger or..." "Oh, hey there, pricklepuss!" "Mind if I borrow my girlfriend for a second?" "Oh my God." "Is this... is this a permanent...?" "Oh, why?" "Do you "like my 'stache?"" " Oh my God." " I had it made just for this." "Oh my God." "Ok, I have to go but I'll catch you later, Brian." "Yeah, catch you later Brian." "We gotta go see how making out feels with this." "Oh!" "Brian!" "I remembered that thing!" "Jenny and Law are..." "Oh, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn." "Huh, you draw in the notes section too?" "Oh, I'm just writing a little not to give to Jenny after the scrim." "Not a love note, or anything like that." "I mean, she totally has a boyfriend who hates me." "Nah, it's more of a" ""It's all cool, you know, let's... let's be friends" sort of note." "Oh." "I like to draw extra lines to make it graph paper." "Yo Brian, man." "Kick ass out there." "Thanks man." "I will give it my best shot." "Good, cause we have two weeks allowance on you beating The Law." "Alright." "Settle down." "Settle down people." "Settle down." "I am proud to be your TA for rhythm gaming this year" "A sport... of true champions." "Something you two losers in the back could stand to learn something about." "♪ And now, without further ado, ♪" "♪ I present to you, the sultan of shred ♪" "♪ the prince of pentatonic, ♪" "♪ the raddest dad, ♪ ♪ with the baddest ad... itude. ♪" "Freddie Wong!" "My dad!" "Sup losers." "Or should I say heroes?" "Nope." "All losers." "Thats all right." "That's why you took this class." "To learn from the best, me," "Freddie Wong." "Hero." "Alright." "Whew!" "First rule of heroism." "Give the people what they want." "See, when you're a hero, people want to be you." "They want to do you." "Be careful." "Cause if you don't give the people what they want, they'll divorce you, they'll take your sweet dirt bike, and they'll leave you with a no good loser for a son." "Yeeha!" "Grip the steering wheel of destiny!" "Drift." "What are you...?" "Nooooooooo!" "So, who wants some pizza?" "Ted, are you sure you are ok, man?" "That was, like, really rough." "100% Big D. I just gotta refuel." "Ok." "Umm..." "Well, I have to get to scrimmage, buddy." "But..." "Ki, can you take care of him for a little while?" "I'm on it." "Good luck, Brian." " Alright." " Ya, man, don't..." "Don't worry about me." "Good dad out there." "I mean, good love, dad." "Good luck, Brian." "See ya." "Go get 'em, Brian." "Break The Law!" "Thanks, man." "Cool slogan." "I'll get to everybody, I'll get to everybody." "Hold your horses." "Calm down." "Hey!" "Give me twenty big ones on Brian D." "Alright, a risk taker, huh?" "I like that." "Hey." "Speak of the devil." "There you go." "Who's next?" "Who's next?" "What ya got?" "What ya got?" "I'll take yeah." "I'll make your bet for ya." "That's fine with me." "What ya want?" "Ten on Law." "There ya go." "Boom." "Hey, man." "Look, I was thinking, maybe you can just do some fancy foot work or caps lock and run away when you're out there." "Cause I am betting you can make it at least three minutes against The Law." "Say hi to The Law for me, Brian." "No pressure." "Ok." "Jpop, Rico, Moriarity, left flank is all you." "Jumping Jax!" "I want to see those grenade skills in action." "And as for the little freshman that could, stay tight and out of sight." "Any questions?" "Yeah." "Isn't this scrimmage just an excuse for your boyfriend to pad his kill reel." "Ya." "You're right." "Varsity is out there to show off." "We." "We're out there to kick ass." "Stay calm, stick the plan... and we're gonna wipe the smirk right off their faces." "And as for my boyfriend... that maggot isn't gonna talk to me for a week after we're through with him!" " Sound good?" " Yeah!" "Alright." "See you on the battlefield." "Dismissed." "Hey..." "Rad speech." "I mean..." "Consider me pumped." "Do you need something?" "Nope." "I just thought you might want to check this out." "Bam!" "New DXM, fresh import." "And uh, you might want to check out the notes section." "B-t-dubs." "This is... pretty cool actually." "But I have to stay focused right now." "You should too, Brian." "Yah." "No, totally." "Well." "If you ever want to get unfocused..." "Hey." "I've seen the posters." "This is team CTF, not a deathmatch." "You follow my orders, you'll be fine." "You got it, captain." "Stay frosty, B.D." "Jenny wants you to avoid The Law." "Consider it done." "They won't even know I'm there." "Ninja style." "He made a whole soda can disappear in my mouth." "Victory burgers after the game?" "More like defeateritos." "Defeateritoes with cheese." "Speaking of dead meat, what was Jenny thinking putting Brian D on her team?" "She was probably thinking I'm awesome." "Guys, Jenny wasn't thinking, she was following orders." "Wait." "You told her to put him on the team?" "Course, Cold Turkey." "Cause while I love a well earned victory burg, what I really love, more than anything, is to kill..." "Brian D." "That big baby Brian is bound to burn, bro." "Nice one, Alliterator." "He's going down in flames." "In front of everyone." "And when the smoke clears... there will be no doubt that he was anything but a worthless, no talent fluke." "With cheese." "So uh, lets go." " Yep!" " Alright then!" "Oh, Brian..." " What's he doing?" " Costing me five hundred bucks!" "Get with the program Brian." "Brian, I am going to the intel." "Get to that structure and cover me." "You know, I think I will just stick back here and nade spam, sir." "Damnit Brian, what is your malfunction?" "Is The Law going to be waiting for me up there?" "Follow my orders, or get off my team." "Avenge me." "Damnit, Brian." "Yeah!" "Give the people what they want." "Yeah!" "Come on Brian!" "Woo!" "♪ This song's about The Law!" "♪" "♪ Long Arm's looking for you... ♪" "♪ Long Arm of The Law!" "♪" " Oh, you're in trouble now!" "" "♪ Long Arm of The Law!" "♪" " Here it comes!" "" "♪ Long Arm of The Law!" "♪" "♪ Long Arm of The Law!" "♪" " Yesss!" "" " Clean yourself up!" "" " Varsity Wins. " "Stuff your muffins and slam your scone zoners." "It's time for a PwnZwn brunch break" "Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal." "Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a bunch of Brunch Crunch!" "Brunchables, brunch up your brunch!" "Our top story, crunch when Brian D's underdog dreams as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law." "Peep this replay of him going eggs, "Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix." "Brian, check it." "Ki invented a brunch of pizza." "She calls it, get this, a "quiche"." "I already told you, it's just a coincidence!" "Isn't she amazing, dude?" "You guys are great together." "You would never betray one another." "Oh, man, I suck." "You're still beating up over that Jenny Matrix thing?" "Nah, I'm over it." "That's the 'tude, dude." "It's a new day." "Carpe Diem." "Carpe Diem." "Carpe Diem." "Let's get to class." "That last run felt a little half baked shot bot but one thing's for sure, any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy." "I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun..." "Ki, that's... a 4000 hit combo." "I helped my parents design this game." "Let's play again." "No no no!" "I've had..." "I've had quite enough." "You already made me quite the Brian D." "Let's play again." "Brian D?" "More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet." "Ooo yeah!" "Don't even listen to him, dude." "Ted, please, I don't even... know what that means." "Well Z is the la..." "You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn..." "Ted?" "Ted!" "What happened?" "You okay?" "You passed out for like 27 minutes!" "I'm fine." "I just..." "You've seen them haven't you, Theodore?" "Hi, Drift King." "The visions." "What are they?" "Merely a side effect... of drift fever!" "You've got the blood, Ted!" "You can't escape this now!" "I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!" "Confound it!" "Why must you Brian D your future way on this dying sport?" "Look at me in the eye." "Tell me how hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?" "The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag..." "The churning in your chest, as you hear those three magical words:" "NEW-LAP-RECORD." "Got... a class, I gotta go to class." "Yoga class, let's go!" " That's on thursday." " I don't care." "Let's go." "Okay!" "Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!" "Hey buddy, look, I got you... uh." "Ah, my thanks Ted's vassal." "Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions." "Who are you?" "Hey there, champ." "How are you holding up?" "Great, great, yeah totally great." "Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school, those old guys really knew how to haze." "Really?" "Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then." "JK, I'm just rattling you, bro!" "So... you good?" "Good?" "Yeah, no, I'm great, you know, it's totally great." "You're great, I'm great, you're with The Law, that's great, by the way." "I'm by myself, that's great." "Yeah, no, everything is great." "Good." "I have to go set up a practice but..." "I'm glad that you're... ..doing great!" "I'll catch you later, babe." "I really am d..." "Brian D!" "My office, now!" "The school took a risk on you, Brian." "You let us down." "Have a seat, kid." "Sir." "Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage, but I figured with try-outs still right around the corner." "VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world." "And you're one point away from expulsion." "Administration doesn't like those odds." "So what are you saying?" "I'm saying you're circling the drain." "We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation." "That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord." "We're asking you to-- that's a good coffee-- we're asking you... to leave VGHS." "Hey!" "Kick back the hover ball!" "Tough day, Brian?" "Oh hey, Games!" "What do you want?" "Just wondered if you dropped this." "How did you get that?" "Well it's a funny story." "I told you." "Stick to Games." "I'm totally a catch." "That's my favorite game!" "No baby." "That's our favorite game." "Great." "Well, enjoy the game." "Oh, I will." "But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little..." "Oh, I like you but I don't have the balls to say so-note." "Well per chance The Law will succomb to your... .."Don Juan" thing marksmanship." "Are you kidding me?" "This place is ridiculous!" "It's my time in the spotlight, Brian!" "And you're standing in my way." "It's Game's time." "Wow!" "It's Game's time!" "That's cute." "You got yourself a little brand." "I like that." "You know what, Games?" "You want the spotlight?" "You can have it!" "But first here's what we're gonna do." "We're going to throw it down." "I'm gonna stomp your face." "I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two..." "stupid friends, whose names I don't even wanna know." "You see, Games, I'm one point away from expulsion." "And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs." "I figured you'd say something like that." " Assault rifles?" " Oh, let's get an SMG in there." "You funeral." "Best at three?" " First to five!" " Games on." "See ya!" "I'm destroying you!" " What are you doing here?" " Saving your ass." "Yeah, well, it's a little late." "Dammit Brian, what the hell are you doing?" "I'm leaving on my own accord." "Yeah, I set you up." "But you know what?" "You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up." "So you can blame me, you can blame the whole damn school." "But right here, right now, it is all on you." "Let's dance." "But... but it was Games' time!" "This isn't over, Brian D. Crownies?" "Let's roll." "Thanks for the assist." "Yeah, you're welcome." "You should play like that more often." "See you at sign-ups tomorrow." "You can kiss your high scores good bye!" "Yeah, good luck with that, captain." "Hey, Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot." "No matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on, Brian." "Sup Deansters!" "It's me again, Games Dean." "Big news today, Brian D did totally challenge me and my friends to a match." "He came in all like, Ew ew what!" "And I was all like, What?" "So, we were beating them up." "'Til Jenny comes out of nowhere, all like," "No!" "Don't hurt Brian!" "I'm like, What?" "She's like, Don't!" "Yeah, Law's Jenny..." "I was like completely shocked." "Then she made us lose, and then like after we lost and were leaving those two are macking on each other." "Moving in on another guy's girl, Brian," "I wouldn't want to be you when Law finds out cause he's going to be like," "WHAT!" "?" "That's the Daily Dean, we're going to be doing more of that all week long and month here on VGHS." "Just stop in Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, 3:30 to 4:45 and I'll be giving you all the goodness you've just got here today." "See ya, guys." "Well, it's only got like 400 views." "Nice moves last night, lover boy." "Brian, VGHS only has like 400 students." "Huh, I should probably go talk to Jenny." "Nah." "Nah, I should probably go talk to Jenny." "It's ok?" "Are you ok there, boy?" "Ted is presenting his new features at drift racing to freddie today I think he's got butterflies." "I don't have butterflies, I've got DRAGONFLIES!" "We don't need your presentation, imma tell him right now." "Oh there's Jenny." "I'm probably gonna go talk to her." "Yeah, I probably should pretend to not sit Ted for a few seconds, then wheel him into Freddie's room." "Yeah, don't let him eat anything in there, ok." "Right." "Heey." "Um, about today's Daily Dean" "Whatever, Games Dean is an idiot." "Right?" "Yeah he is!" "Total!" "You beat it." "Oh yeah, all your highscores too." "Great." "Oh, don't worry it wasn't hard." "Oh!" "So basically I suck." "Yeah, ehm... speaking of that..." "We can't really hang out anymore." "What?" "Or be friends... now that came out wrong." "Brian, I think that you're cool but The Law is Varsity captain, and my parents expect me to make the team." "So I can't have people talking about you and me." "So, wait, wait, wait... you're telling me that Law won't put you on the team because he thinks that you and I... just answered my question." "wow." "So are we cool?" "Cool?" "No!" "We're not cool, we're like the opposite of cool like..." "Jenny, when you and I played last night it was..." "Awesome, I know." "I'm sorry, I have to go." "And that is why I am going to sign up for drift racing this year." "I love you, dad." "Mr. Wong, we all know Ted will never be a great rythm gamer, he just needs to hear you say it." "You'll never be a great rythm gamer." "I knew it." "And that concludes our meeting!" "You know how many losers told me that on my way to the top?" "Pro shredders aren't born, Ted, they are forged to the fire and the flames." "Really?" "Of course." "See you're a Wong, you're born to be a pro shredder." "The reason I bust your chops is because I know you've got what it takes." "I got it." "I knew you really cared." "Now stop whammering and start hammering on that is, practice-wise..." "Hey, see you at the sign-ups." "I won't let you down this year." "Thanks Ki-wy." "The presentation was tops!" "So, you're Ted's first groupie." "Ki Swan 1360 points, fighter." "I don't like you." "On to the wise Ki-wy, you've been his lady for what... a week?" "I'm his father twice a month a weekend for his entire life." "Ted stays where he belongs, you hear me." "IN MY SHADOW!" "Attention players, one hour left to sign ups for clan try-outs." "Choose your team carefully because once you swipe that card, your fate is sealed." "Brian, hey!" "Are you to top off my lemonade or..." "Oh wait, I'm sorry, That's why I have her." "Thanks, babe." "Just here to sign up." "That is precious." "Here's the deal, Brian." "I did you a favour by sparing your life, remember?" "So, now you're going to do me a favor by not signing up." "Sorry Law, the favour train has left the station." "Last chance, tanner-tom, are you sure you want to do this?" "What would you do, Law?" "I think you would sign up, but you're not The Law!" "Are you?" "Believe me, Brian, I get it, you want to be this." "Listen to Law's lesson, loser." "Everybody hates you, Literator." "I mean who wouldn't?" "I've got it all." "I've got the looks." "I've got the brains." "Ehm..." "Check me by the way." "I've got the whole school in the palm of my hand, but wait, there's more!" "I've got the girl of your dreams, eSsen my D." "Styling My Do." "So, you want to be this," "Brian D?" "You want to be The Law?" "Well you've got to get through The Law first." "Hey, Ki!" "Sorry I ditched you back there." "Did you and my dad get the chance to talk?" "Yes, we did." "And he's your father..." "I have to get to the fighting sign-ups, Ted." "Why?" "I tought you wanted to make games." "Hey, what better resources than playing with the best." "Goodbye." "Hey, Ki, wait up!" "Yo, Little Wong!" "Making a graph on how bad you suck." "I made that graph leave him alone." "It's cool, Ki." "Hey guys, how is it going?" "Ted for rythm gaming this year came to join the team finally." "You mean you're actually going to sign up again?" "How me suffer why?" "Because..." "I..." "Oh my god, The Law is trolling Brian D." "I gotta go help my friend." "Goodbye, guys" "KEEP ALL MY STUFF." "That guy should litterally be doing anything but rythm gaming." "Why are you doing this?" "You've already proved you're better than me." "Brian, dude." "It's because I can, because it's fun." "And because you made it personal." "The spotlight wasn't enough, so you had to move in on my girl." "Dude, we're just... we're not even friends." "Whatever." "So, on to you." "Cozy up to Jenny so you two can play on JV?" "Didn't you hear?" "She's getting on Varsity." "Yeah, her boyfriend runs the team!" "Oh, I love gossip." "Let's dish, did you also hear, oh yeah, her boyfriend doesn't give a shit," "Jenny stays on JV," "This is my year and noone else's." "So, I suggest you skidaddle, go practicing your dance moves, Brian." "Sign-ups are closed." "This is too good for you, Law?" "Oh my god." "Somebody S my D." "Stay away from him." "Back off!" "Okay, I've got your back." "What are you waiting for?" "Let's go!" "To war!" "Are you wounded, Theodore?" "This doesn't change anything." "BRIAN D!" "Yes, Calhoun?" "I'm expelled?" "I gave you a chance to leave quietly, and this is how you use it?" "Assaulting a student?" "Initiating a brawl?" "Stealing a hat?" "And worst of all, Brian, worst of all, you forgot that it's all about the game!" "Sir, please you can't do this." "Yes I can." "It's done, you're facing a 300 point abduction," "300 points you do not have." "You've got to be joking." "Do you hear any rotflcopters, son?" "Pack your thing and get out of my school!" "Are you more like a rockstar everyday, kiddo." "What?" "Is this a joke?" "Am I a joke to you?" "No no no no." "There must be some mistake." "You know, Ted, you want to bail on the Wong, that's fine... but getting some groupie to take your place?" "That's pathetic." "Dad." "Dad your face, now get out of mine, forever!" "Welcome to the team, Theodore." "You switched the cards." "Er... reason one, as I explained in my previous presentation..." "I don't care about your stupid graphs, Ki." "My dad hates me because of you." "That brings us to reason two," "Ted, your dad hates you, and not because of me, I mean, from before." "We're through, Ki." "Ehm... ok." "I know you're upset." "If we think about this objectively." "OBJECTIVELY you've ruined my life." "I never want to see you again." "But I was just looking out for you." "Look out for me?" "Look form over there!" "Get out of my face, forever." "Did you really want me to..." "Just go!" "Hi." "Jenny, I'm sorry." "Sorry for punching Law in front of the school, or for ruining my chances of making Varsity this year?" "Yes, both of these things, and before you hit me again there's something I've got to take off of my chest." "What?" "That you like me?" "That you were just sticking up for me against my big mean boyfriend?" "Look, I get that you're upset we can't be friends, but you're not the only one who has a tough round here, ok?" "If you can't suck it up then leave." "Hey!" "You'd be happy to know I just got expelled." "SO, I am leaving." "Oh, and your big mean boyfriend, he told me he's not going to put you in the team anyway." "So, at least you've got a show out of it." "You're an asshole." "Previously, on VGHS" "Jenny, make Varsity?" "Not on my watch." "You signed me up for drift racing." "Ted, I'm sorry." "I'm splitz-fied, baby." "We're through." "You're expelled." "Pack up your dreams and go." "Ted stays where he belongs, in my shadow!" "What're you doing, Brian?" "Why did you throw it on the way?" "Because you're too good for him, Jenny, and because I'm in love with you." "Thanks Mr. D." "Another busy night Mr. D." "It's always a busy night..." "Knock yourself up." "Is..." "Is that Brian D?" "See if he will play a game with us." "I'm sorry, Brian never games with the customers." "Come on, scram scrow." "Go back to VGHS, Jumper Jax." "Whatever, quitter." "Yeah, I'll go." "Always looking out for a little guy." "Ted?" "How long has it been?" "Twentyfour hours?" "You have it D, it's a day!" "Come on let's go get a slice." "Alright!" "And then Calhoun told me I can't switch to rythm gaming, cause once you've signed up you're locked in the system." "It goes a butt." "Same old story." "Calhoun always wins..." "But it's a story with a twist ending." "You signed up, you're still in the system, you can totally try out tomorrow." "It's taking worse when you're expelled." "And even if I did, tomorrow is not good for me." "We've got this huge birthday party coming." "Dude, come on." "As much as I love what you've done to the place, it ain't VGHS." "Uhm..." "That's kind of the idea." "You actually play games for fun here." "Tell me we didn't have fun together?" "We had some swell times." "To better days." "So..." "How are you, Ted?" "I was really sad to hear about you and Ki." "Never say to me that name again." "What name?" "My name?" "Ki." "Ki!" "What a surprise!" "Oh yes, hello." "Here." "Will you stop being mad at me now?" "Brian, tell Ki that fixing my guitar doesn't make up for breaking my hopes and dreams." "Ted, tell Brian that you were being a big stupid dumb jerk." "Brian, Ki says I'm a big stupid..." "Dammit." "So, Ki, it's been a while..." "It's been one day, Brian." "Ah, ok." "Hey you, loser!" "Can't hail the rock?" "Than you'd better whack, away." "Remember, while you still do drugs you're a loser, so why you don't stop playing and go taking some drugs, loser?" "Whoa, you suck." "Why is Ted so stupid?" "Ted isn't..." "Ergh.." "Ted is different..." "I apologised to him and he's still mad at me." "I should be mad at him." "I am mad at him." "I'm sucking at rythm gaming just because I tried to fix his problems." "Woah, Ki, you can't always fix other people's problems for them." "I mean sometimes, problems are just unsolvable." "Like the Hars conjuncture?" "Think it like this:" "Ted is..." "like you gömböc." "That you've been looking on." "I mean sure, sometimes he get knocked around, but you gotta trust himself to pick him back up." "Even though he doesn't know you have to see." "Brian, thank you." "So, you're running an Arcade now?" "Hey, Jenny." "It's pretty rad." "Best thing ever right?" "I know, but..." "I'm kinda busy at the momento so..." "Look." "Brian, I'm not really the best at apologises, but I just wanted..." "Jenny we're cool, I mean..." "I was being a jerk too." "Now, why don't you go play some games, like over there?" "On the house." "Okay still you're getting kicked out and school sucks without you Brian so..." "I'm sorry." "Don't be, really I mean, it worked out for the better." "Look at this place." "Ted was actually in here, like telling me I can actually try out and stuff." "You can still try out tomorrow?" "Yeah, but it's not like it did let me get back in." "So what?" "People are saying that I can't make Varsity just because I broke up with The Law, but you know what, if I kick enough ass out there, there's nothing he can do to stop it." "I'm sorry I tought that playing at VGHS was like your dream or whatever, you're telling me you have one last shot at your dream and you're just gonna walk away?" "Seriously what the hell is wrong with you, really?" "Broke up with The Law?" "Oh my God, that's what you've got out of this." "No, I mean, I was just saying..." "You really think I've got a shot?" "At the tryouts..." "Yeah..." "I think you have a shot at the tryouts." "That's what I meant." "Totally." "Good." "So, will you be there tomorrow?" "No, Jenny." "I mean even if they let me back on it's not like VGHS is going to change." "Good luck out there." "You know, we've never played DXM..." "I tought it was a baby game?" "I think you're just saying that because you know you're going to lose." "Oh, really?" "What do you say a hundred pipe so that we dance?" "This isn't Fields Of Fire, I mean Skeeball." "You should be embarassed." "I'll never love you." "You're right," "I'm being a big dumb stupid jerk." "I know you're just trying to protect me and I'm sorry that you're stuck to rythm gaming with my dad." "Okay," "I deserved that." "Please, forgive me." "I really miss you, Ki." "Can we please be friends again?" "Oh gosh..." "You know one last shot of my dream." "I can go for that." "Good." "This is Brian D with nothing to lose and he's one of my team." "Alright, captain," "almost nothing." "Almost?" "Hey, Brian." "Jenny." "Ki and I made up, and by made up, I mean made out." "If you know what I mean our lips touched." "Great," "I'm super happy for you." "So, what were you guys up to?" "Uh, uh!" "Four way high five!" "It's time in this year again, when legends are ripped, screaming and bloody from the womb of glory." "That's just one of the many disgusting ways we'll be describing the white knuckle action of VGHS'" "FPS clan tryouts." "Live here in our mobile studio in grand theft auditorium..." "And speaking of legends our special guest of today eats legends for brunch..." "Hey, Law, hope you grabbed a snack for the match." "Ehm, I did, Scott, thank you." "So, Law, we've got 84 students going for just 12 JV and Varsity jants..." "Any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys, before they get ready for the death?" "Well, I don't know about pro tips, but let me tell you something I once told a promising young newblade." "VGHS is about being the best, but you can't be the best, you must be yourself." "So, before you walk in the tryouts today" "I want you to dig deep before you walk through these doors..." "I want you to find out what drives you, cause once you find that out, once you know what it is to truly game, then nobody can break you." "You guys are ready to go?" "Chiba, Honzo!" "How did you...?" "Fished them out of the dumpster." "You didn't think I'd let you actually throw your gear, did you?" "I fixed them for you, they should be fully functional." "And I've added a few... upgrades." "You guys know you're the best friends ever, right?" "We are?" "Of course we are!" "Now let's go playing some video games." "Now we've seen some great action today, but this final match is the one that everyone is gabbing about." "In the red corner: the leanest, the meanest" "FPS-est varsity crew this school has ever seen." "They must have a pretty good captain..." "And in the blue corner:" "a rad tad group led by Jenny Matrix who's fighting to be the first sophomore ever to make it onto the VGHS'" "Varsity team." "Doesn't help that she's down a man due to Brian D's expulsion." "Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law." "Look, when a troublemaker like Brian comes into a school..." "STFU Law, it's Brian D!" "Noo!" "No!" "Don't you understand the maning of the world "expelled", D?" "I signed up, I'm still in the system, the rules say I can play." "Pff, who sold you that load of molineux?" "Around here I'm the dungeon keeper, and my rules are in black and white." "Looks like your fable ends here." "I know it does..." "It was my dream to play on a VGHS team and I screwed it up." "Yes, you messed it up bad!" "Like a failure." "So, what are you doing on my battlefield?" "This isn't about you and me, it's not about getting back in, it's about one last chance to play with the best of the best, it's about playing the game." "So, at the end of the day, Calhoun, it's all about the game." "GG Brian D." "He plays!" "I can't believe that worked." "Check out Brian D's old school gear!" "Don't tell me he's that one he smoke you with," "Law-lipop." "Alright, everybody calm down, the game is about to start." "You've shown up late again, uh, Brian?" "You never seem to learn, do you?" "Rule No 1, Ace, never give up." "Rule No 271, Never quote my rules back to me." "Now sit your punk ass down and best wishes." "You all know the routine, you keep it clean up there." "Match begins in thirty seconds, get busy fragging or get busy dying." "COUNTDOWN." "Alright bring it in." "You should've stayed home Brian, you're going to ruin it for all of us." "Yeah, you're expelled, you've no chance of making JV." "Hey!" "I've seen these two cats meow, and it's about to be a fancy fist tonight." "You plan on bringing the thunder?" "You know it." "Good enough for me." "Jenny?" "Now that you've all worked out your feelings, are you ready to kick some ass?" "Fry my circuits!" "D and Jenny've just grabbed the case..." "Bust out your butts and putt butt bibbs on these butts zoners because this combo is bubble." "Please, grabbing the case is the easy part, let's see how these butts do on the long way back." "How crowdass that kid can play." "I hate that kid." "Bullim!" "Underclassmen draw first blood!" "Law, looks like your ex girlfriend and arch rival are really kicking your team's ass." "Jenny Matrix has almost dome..." "These underclassmen are one point away from the biggest upset in clan tryout's history." "And that's not all, Shotbot, another round like that and Brian D could actually get back in, into VGHS." "Now how's that do ya, Law?" "He's gone." "He left." "Alright, you three left flank, everyone else, with me." "This is it, g..." "THE LAW HAS ENTERED THE GAME." "The Law?" "Game over, man." "Game over, our faces." "Okay, everybody calm down, don't panic, as long as we keep our..." "HEADSHOT." "Law ready for this?" "Run!" "Yowza!" "Lesson learned, hell hath no fury like a Law scorned!" "I know me some ownage, but that's got to be of the fastest case grabs I've ever..." "Oh great Carmak's gosth!" "He scored again." "Tie game!" "You knwo what that means, Colonel Slanders." "It's time for a sudden death!" "3 minutes, no respawns, no mercy." "Ladies and gentlemen, it does not get better than this, two stories, one villan of Quakesperian proportions, and it all comes down to this final play." "Jenny, Brian, make it a good one." "Everybody stop!" "We can still win this thing." "Get real, Matrix, we're down-zo..." "The Law is coming for me." "The Law is here because I'm here." "So, I say let him have me." "You know you're almost in school, right?" "I know." "Alright, here's the plan..." "LAW!" "He's mine." "Jenny..." "Law..." "Awkward." "So, what's happening, captain?" "Should we just shoot each other?" "Oh, we could, but that won't get you on Varsity know, would it?" "Here's how this is gonna work, you're gonna go grab the intel." "I'm going to say hi to Brian, and I'll see you at Varsity practice tomorrow." "You think I'd be caught dead on your team?" "Matrix, please," "I should go before people start talking." "Hey, Brian!" "Argh." "Argh!" "Jenny just shot me in the back..." "Oh, wait, no." "I'm sorry, she just stabbed you in the back!" "Really, Brian?" "Really?" "I gotta admire your gumption, kid." "You really want to play this game one last time?" "Okay." "The clock's ticking, so, why don't you put that 'nade on your nogging, and we'll put this all "is anybody better than The Law" issue to bed." "Brian, move the face," "I'm not the bad guy here, you were nothing and nobody, and then you met me and the whole world gave you a shot, and you blew it." "You proved you're a nothing, but surprise, here's your pal The Law." "Coming here to give you a last chance, so are you gonna take it?" "Come on, you've got nothing to lose..." "Almost nothing." "Law ready for THAT?" "Brian D, congratulations, you're once again the lowest ranked player in VGHS." "Welcome to the team." "Thanks." "I'm sorry about Varsity." "It's ok." "I'm happy with what I've got." "Sorry, I was completely unprofessional." "It's ok." "I am your captain now, though." "Oh, well it won't happen again, captain." "That was your first kiss, wasn't it?" "And my last, cause now I'm going to die." "Brian, it was..." "I'm..." "..it was good." "Good, cause that was the last one, right?" "Yeah." "I hate this school." "Practice starts tomorrow." "See you there, captain." "Hey, sorry DK." "I'll catch you later." "Sleep well, young Theodore." "For we drift!" "AT daybreak." "Oh, hey, Ted, turns like your girlfriend here is quite a rocker." "She can learn a thing or two..." "I'm sure she is, da..." "She's pretty awesome at anything." "Ted you can play cool all you want, but you know at the end of the day..." "Look, that's Brian!" "Oh, see you later, popps." "Brian freaking D!" "Congratulations, Brian." "I knew you'd make it back!" "Roommates forever!" "Thanks, guy." "Wow, you've made your teams!" "Yes, she melted my old man's face off, litterally." "Oh, no, not litterally, but I did really well." "So did Ted." "Put your jacket on, let's get some victory pizzas!" "Pizza sounds great right about now."