"Yansa Creations presents" "In association with OutIineStudios and Kaarna Productions" "An OIIi YIinen film" "Inner trial" "unemployed, unemployed." "unemployed, unemployed, unemployed." "Do you haveany plans for the future?" " still unemployed." "unemployed..." "Here is the application for sickness benefit- and papers for early retirement." "Incomeearnings have not changed." "WouIdn't it be nice to get a job - so you could buy yourself for exampIea motorcycle?" "3.7.2006." "helsinki." "Noa Storm." "Are you even considering ofgoing to work?" " No." "Have aniceday." "Good morning." "Tickets please." "Can you make us invisible?" "Fucking time bomb." "Tickets." "Ifwe paid onepercent more tax, we would get free public transport." "Fuck I hate Hämeentie." " Did you hear what I said?" "seriously, one percent?" " Yeah, think about it." "Come." "Men just can't fuck." "Bad sex sex." "TheyreaIIy don't know what women want." "Bad sex." "Vagina is just a stranger to them." "Bad sex, sex." "One's own pIeasureis the man's thing." "Bad sex." "Bad sex." "Bad sex." "Bad sex." "Bad sex." "Bad sex." "Bad sex." "Bad sex." "Bad sex." "Then women pretend orgasms." "Bad sex sex." "And men's style is, bad sex." "Heybabythree minutes is all it takes." "Hey babythree minutes is all it takes, pathetic." "Bad sex." "Bad sex." "Bad sex." "Bad sex." "Bad..." "Oh, hey." "Hi." "I'm EIisa." "Ronja." " Hi Ronja." "will you join us in arevoIution?" "hell yeah." "Hey." "Peaceout, rock on!" "One, two, three, now!" "Privatedriving is a public disease." "Crash and burn!" "Crash and burn!" "Crash and burn!" "Crash and burn!" "Parents should understand that they don't own their children." "Did they get you to read psychology?" " Becauseofthem I seepeopIe- as compulsive disordered emotion junkies." "Who are the sum oftheirtraumas." "What about his parents?" "The universal culture is already here." "In thebeginning ofthenew era, when the age ofmachines begun, " "The universal culture saw daylight on earth." "Ignorant oftheir own actions, humans built cuItureIikeants- and so all the preparations have alreadybeen made." "Our generation needs only to break loose from our innerworIds,- relax and focus on the outer reality." "And when this happens, mankindwiII notice, - that, the paradise is already here." "The universal culture is already here." "Directed byIImari K. Kurki." "Written byIImari K. Kurki." "Produced by ilmari K. Kurki." "Look, abuffet is served." "A spacestick." "IfI eat this will you call an ambulance for me?" "Hey, youngsters!" "Come." "Sit here." "Now, what did you think about thedocument?" "well..." "It was very interesting." " Ah, thank you,thank you." "Thanks forthe document." "Thank you." "Here, take mybusiness card." "Thanks." "I started wondering, - how could everything feel fresh all the time?" "Hey,think about theconcept oftime." "Second, - minute,- hour,- and again thebeginning of anew hour." "Why are we so driven by aminute?" "We want immediately to grab five minutes." "So now we should really open our eyes in our time." "An eyeis made to see, an earto hear, - a noseto smell, amouth to tasteand skin to feel." "Why do you pretend to see, hear ortaste?" "Feel!" "feel the primitive gift ofbirth." "The morereaI the sensation is, - themore you confront the outer reality with your psyche." "Surrender." "Where's passion and love?" "Without them it's seriously hard to comprehend." "Yeah... what if all our good thoughts are connected to love." "Love?" "well at Ieast you need that to create your own culture." "He's seriously disturbed." "well..." " well, what?" "Have you already analyzed me?" " You'rea bit harderto crack." "Strictinner moral, difficulties feeling sympathy for others, - underdeveIoped social norms." "Are you the only child?" "And then you must have been also raised liberally." "Eat." "Don't smoke." "Fuck I smoke a Iot." "I can't breath!" "I'm a fucking addict." "Did you know that nicotine causes moreaddiction than heroine." "Because smoker's brain receptors - startto scream for nicotineevery 60 minutes." "Just like with addicts." "And not only for nicotine, but also for sugar, " "Iiquoriceand ammonia." "Magnesium for smoother and better burning." "In the21st centurytrials tobacco companies claimed - that tobacco has no connection to cancer." "Like fuck it doesn't." "4 700 different chemicals and 50 radioactivecomponents." "They spread out everywhere in your body, your liver, - kidneys, spleen, heart, ass." "little toe." "Think, in seven seconds all the shit has reached myIittIe toe." "Fuck!" "Think what kind of condition mytoes arein..." "How long have I smoked?" "Fucking thirteen years!" "Fuck I'II get a chronic obstructive pulmonary disease." "There you suffocate in your own saliva." "But when I grow up I'II quit this fucking smoking." "Because all theshit in this world is caused by stupid adults- who show a bad example to the children." "well, an addict is an addict." "But Noa..." "IfI don't quit smoking beforeI'm an adult and will die, - will you come to my funeral?" "Am I becoming addicted to weed?" "Haven't you been listening to a word I've been saying?" "Fucking idiot." "Two and ahalf years of smoking weed." "It's no miracle if you start getting addicted." "But still, I'm more intelligent than 99% oftheworId's population." "Up there in top 10 with Gandhi and Einstein." "clearly." "intelligent enough to enjoy thesunshine." "Stupid enough to enjoy the UV radiation - andthe 100 000 different cancers it causes, that will kill you slowly." "And painfully." "Ending up bald." "Yeah, but I'm conscious enough not to be afraid ofit." "And I'm cynical enough to tell you that one day you'II be fucking afraid." "well, an emotion amongst other emotions." "IImari K. Kurki." "cosmology Ph.D." "Man doesn't createcuIture." "CuIturecreates theman." "The universal culture creates a culture,- which has alreadybrought man to theera of space." "The only thing missing - is one's direct contact to The universal culture." "actually, I've been in contact with The Universal culture since my youth." "But onIyIater I realized what it really was." "AII thetime you yank about your spacestories." "Leave the young alone." "Hey Noa camehere to talk about thestates of consciousness." "My wife Larissa." "Former media consultant for Marimekko." "well." "Want some coffee?" " Thank you." "What do you think about thoughts in general?" "Thoughts are about creating an opinion by yourself." "while facing matters directly is that you allow them to contact you." "Right..." "Yes." "would you Iike some cream?" "Hi." "Is Noa home?" "No, hewent somewhere." " Do you know when he's coming back?" "well, comeon in." "Ronja..." "SorryI'm late, I'II just go and get changed." "You need help with that?" "Fuck if a woman can't open her own wine bottle..." "Wow, heyhey, wow." "It's just like in the 70s." "When wemet, instead of askingwhatto do, - we askedwhat drugs weshouId do." "That's right." "elisa." "Hi EIisa." "IImari K. Kurki." "Hi IImari K. Kurki." " wonderful EIisa." "Want some?" " Oh, thank you." "Here you go." "skool." "Ah, excellent." "Fire is an immaterial phenomenon, areaction." "An eventing between matter and immaterial." "could God then be a part ofthe samephenomenon?" "You arespeaking about God?" "well, what do you think about It?" "Ifyou ask Him directly, theanswer is the whole universe." "Oh, funny." "I've always thought that God has blue slippers,- seven peacock feathers on His head - and a wonderful heavenly choir singing praises." "would you come downstairs to talk with me?" " I'II come in a minute." "Noa, what ifthere's no beginning, no end, but insteadthis whoIeuniverse." "Look, the moon!" "I was wondering, - do people pay attention at all to theirthoughts?" "Like is this agood thought- andwhat emotions this thought creates in me?" "But don't thoughts just uphold our emotional world?" "exactly." "Look atthe children, - theirwhoIe thinking process begins only aftertheir emotions." "Hey, what about your next article, any topic yet?" "You want some?" " No thanks." "Or maybe just a little." "Thanks." "I think that my next topic is right in front ofme, inhaling deeply." "Huh, now I rememberwhy I started smoking pot in thefirst place." "Um..." "We were thinking about going to one after party, - would you Iike to join us?" " Yeah, I think I couId come." "actually this Iadyis now going home,with an escort." "What a true gentleman you were." " I'm just protecting you from idiots." "Says aman who speaks ofindividuaI liberty." "But do you realize that..." " And your judgementship is at its best- after smoking weed all night with a 100 years old fossil." "IImari knows what he's talking about." "And besides cannabis sharpens thesenses." " Right." "Good night, thanks forthe escort." "Wait." "Hey wait up now!" "What's that?" "A cow-sheep." "It's reaIIyugIy." "You know..." "In this kind ofa moment you want to do something, - but you're not certain what theother one feels." "What are you suggesting?" "Hey!" "I'm not looking for a relationship." "But a kiss isn't yet a sign of anykind of commitment." "No it's not but lets still Ieaveit at that." "Oh fuck!" "The interview." "I have to go, comeand meet me at church ofSt." "Johannes." "What?" "Bye..." "actually my first experiences of The Universal culture- were at this very samepIace." "But I didn't know they belongedto it then." "Take some." "Where did you think they belongedto then?" "When I saw Hindu Gods abovethis church I didn't need any explanations." "In the spiritual reality, one's size stands in direct proportion - to the sizeof oneconsciousness." "So our body draws our limits?" "But thebody is not aprison because it's atemporary state ofIife, - if you approach it in the atomic level." "Yes..." "Hey, take apicture." "Are you ready?" "." "On the atomic level weare truly immortal and ageless beings." "Age is a relative phenomenon, and in The universal culture, " "I'm ZawahaI, a space marine only at the age of27." "Say again?" "What was it?" "ZawahaI?" "only 27 years old." "How do peopIeusuaIIy react- to your information about The universal culture?" "I really have no idea." "You really don't know?" "That's compIeteIymad." "No one has commented." "I have presentedthis story, but received no comments." "I think I only pIacehuman existence to a wider time perspective." "3 million years is just not long enough forthe development- ofhuman consciousness." "We area great deal older." "You know?" "Mytime perspective- just received a command to get some ice cream." "Wait, I got that messagetoo." "I have to get someice cream as well." "Let's continue this interview later." "Bye bye." "Noa, what's up next weekend?" "I'm probably going to Ronja's friends party." "I was thinking oftaking someacid." " You mean LSD?" "At aparty?" "That's crazy." "On theother hand, I've never said no to acid trips." "Do what ever you please." "That's what I thought." "How do I Iook?" "Depends on who you want to impress." "He's this..." "slightly stranger guy." "That shirt atleast is terrible." "terrible..." "When you feel everything so strongly, timeis completely dense." "It sounds like some kind of matter." "Can it be touched?" "But it touches us all the time." "So it must bethen." "Can we continue now, in this time?" "Wow!" "Everything we think is programmed." "Andwho programs it?" "We do!" "And our parents, and the society, andthe people close to us." "Can wego already?" "Everything just feels so extraordinary good." "Ronja..." "Ronja!" "Hi!" "Hi!" "Nice-nice-nice!" "This is Noa." " Outi." "I AM GOD!" "Does anyone decIareas equal?" "One,two,three..." "What's going on?" "What the fuck are you doing with that guy?" "I'm going to marryhim." "Why are you fucking with me?" "Because you areso fucked up." "Have you looked around you?" "These fucking morons don't even understand that theyreaIIy exist." "Hey, sorry, I justwanna get out ofhere." "Can we leave?" "I'm sure you can see yourseIfout." "I just can't stop praising " "living in theoutskirts of The universal culture." "Nothing to worry about, not a thing expected from us." "Except Ronja." "At least less drugs." "Yeah, right." "Women always try to control their men's drug use." "Besides..." "Two things I'm taking with meto The universal culture- are weed and sex." "I'm going to flush the rest ofmy acid." "What?" "You got LSD?" "Why didn't you say so?" "Hey!" "Let's take together and go find out what's wrong in your relationship." "No." "Notnow." "Ronja would have a seizure, - besides she doesn't want me to givethem to anyoneeIse either." "Listen." "This is not her decision to make." "Besides, acid has never stayed in my pockets for more than 30 minutes." "Take." " This is for us." "Okay." "Noa, march, march, march." "The Lords ofKarma have been replaced!" "hell has been emptied andtransferred to pluto." "ThreemiIIion years of The Universal Academy is finally over." "Why all this?" "Because Supernova has exploded." "We have two options." "Eitherto leave, ortakethis whole solar system with us." "Of course, as a man ofpower" "I believe that such aparadise as this is not to be abandoned." "So we'II makethis a spaceship." "How could a false prophet know he's false?" "I won't stayhere Iisteningto this." "We're gonna take this planet away, whatever crystal hippies say." "This is a military operation - in which crystal hippies don't get to interfere." "Look where you're going, mammoth!" "We cameto rescue you." "Don't touch me." "Ronja." " Fuck off!" "Themeatis mine." "Ronja!" "Hey, grandma." "The mammoth's been hunted down - and there's enough meat forthe whole tribe." "Justgo get yours." "You want some moreto drink?" "I'II have another oneofthis." "Makeit two." "Look, here's myroom number." "Hey, whereare you going?" "Give-give-give." "I just wanna besober." "Good, more for me then." "Seems that you have moved on to older men." "Listen." "I have only onething to say to all the women on this world." "Abuse the abusers, fight fire with fire,- drink every drink offered to you, - then givethem that sexy look." "And in theend cross your legs and say, pearls before swines." "Get it?" "Hey, darling, what do you want?" "Noa!" " Gin Tonic." "Look, this is how to reduce madness." "Bytaking contact." "By taking contact!" "Look at me!" "Look insideme!" "Hey, I'II create amyth offive tequiIas." "Can you bring me five tequiIas, and salt, salt, salt, salt." "Giveme salt!" "Oh, salt, yes." "Look." "Like this Noa." "Do you know, you don't know." "I'm as good as the Broadway dancers." "seriously." "You know there are unbelievable women here." "Don't you know that themost conscious maIegets all the females." "Anyone!" "Do you believe?" "Come on, step on board my helicopter, Iet's go to Sirius." "And you aremy woman!" "Noa!" "I wish that after summer would come summer, again." "I can't take thewinter." "Okay I know I smoke alot, butI haven't ever raped anyone." "Or killed, or beaten anyone." "At most I have eaten my roommates ice cream." "No children, you don't haveto beafraid, - there's no danger in smoking weed." "No?" "No." "It doesn'tmake you imagine yourselves as jumbo jets- or make you peel your skin thinking you'rean orange." "Instead, at best, - it makes you understandthat you arepart of onebig entity,- and that the rat race is just full of shit!" "And you can really enjoy yourtime." "really?" "Yes." "Many ofus carry shameinside ourselves." "Shame is believing that we areworthIess." "The power of shame is hidden in the subconscious." "Then you feel worthless and don't understand that it's because- you have been treated badIyin the past." "Shameis born because oneis looked at through IoveIess eyes." "Heor sheis negated, underrated and abandoned." "Then you perceive yourself as you are looked upon." "Do you realize what kind offine we could get for doing this?" "Fuck." "Here goes forthe Night of arts." "One life." "I do what the fuck I want." "Next place, next place!" "Honored indigo children." "This way." "TheIast moments are upon us and only fools save their money." "follow me." "I didn't know you're this rich." "Yes, I just sold my latest document to the Finnish army." "To Finnish army?" "." " Believeit or not,- they'reinterested in these kind ofborderIinephenomenon." "I thought that they're moreinterested - about the borders between countries." "How about itJoona, care for some?" " No thanks." "What?" "WhatJoona?" "Let's smoke later." " AII right." "HeyIadies, hereare the new startravelers on board, - make room, welcome." "But no, no-no-no, you have this kind ofcIothing." "Weare going to buy you new clothes from Marimekko." "No-no-no, not Marimekko." "Weare going to some other clothing store." "girls, make some coffee and prepare yourselves- forthese star travelers, thank you." "follow me." "Northern water, southern coffee, Finnish milk, brown sugar, - and to each other, psychophysicaIIy present." "Let us take black coffee." "First comes this taste, then thattaste." "Leave my body as atwiIight zone andtakeus through the atoms." "I bought anew lighter but no-no-no, watch this." "Come to my piggyback, lets fIytogether!" "The ear is for hearing, the eye is made for seeing!" "Drum boy, drum, it will be rewarded!" "Here's for you lots and lots ofmoney." "One, two, three, four." "AII for you." "I own this city!" "generals of Sirius, here I stand." "Earth is open for your arrival!" "When this countrytook money for its prime status value- it startedto crash!" "I believethat thewelfare ofnation is born of each onebuiIding it!" "Kick!" "I would liketo report a crime." "You can'treaIIyresist it." "What cannot be resisted?" "You can'treaIIyresist it." "One man is standing againstthe army." "You don't know who it is, but I know." "He gathers allies, hehas alot ofmoney." "I want to bethe ally ofthe rich man.And stand against the army." "well, what's up in thenext weekend?" "I'm gonna get wastedwith Koskenkorva- and attemptto drown myself, respecting Finnish summertraditions." "I'm just gonna chill outat home." "You're not going to the forest party?" "Forestparty?" "Takeme with you forthetrip to the forest." "No..." "I decided not to go- to that forest party." "Um..." "I feel alittle bit strange- about some things...- what I've done with you." "And I've missed you." "I haven't missed you ataII." "How are you doing?" "You know what?" "Okay..." "I have read a little bittoo much psychology." "Look whatI got." "You'II never guess." "That's for sure." " Mushrooms." "What?" "You?" " Yes..." "Mushrooms?" "I thought that I should try them one day..." "Oneday..." "will you take some with me?" "well I don't know..." "Take some." "The mushroom is coming." "Themushroom comes." "Takeit so it won'tgo to waste." "No effect." "No effect." "No effect." "Do you think this twig has a consciousness?" "Hmm..." "Theremight be a whoIekingdom inside it." "And look." "Now it's destroyed." "Lovely that you areso open." "lovely that you are so stiff." "Stiff?" "." "What's stiffabout me?" "Now stiffIet's go swimming." "I can't swim." "Bring my clothes to theother side." "Likeinsidea mother's womb!" "Giveit to me!" "Takeit away, comeand get me, thank you!" "Come!" "fly!" "Let's depart!" "would thegentIeman like some mushrooms?" "would thegentIeman like some mushrooms?" "Think,that..." "I just..." "I just..." "You'rethe onewho gives fuel to this fucked up system." "You." "Ronja!" "Ronja!" "Ronja!" "I would have let it be, but you are takingthis further." "There's a conspiracyhere after all." "Look, look, what goes around comes around." "There's nobody against you." "I know who's calling the shots around here, - and you don't even smokeweed." "I doubt you're even atrue Finn, You'rea traitor." "Listen now IImari." "I'm your friend." "I have fought along time with you forthesake of our fatherland." "I wouldn't have believed that my own brother in arms turns against me." "What would you say, ifI could see in to the future." "But the future doesn't even exist." "This does not go the way you imagined!" "You misunderstand thestructure ofthe time." "But how do you know it's the future you see?" "I just know, because from us " "I'mthe best one at calculating probabilities." "Good heavens!" "Hey!" "I have waited here in thewoods fortens of years - for someone smart enough to send reinforcements." "The universal culture, hereI am!" "Her phoneis still dead." "Don't rush it with Ronja, you can't force any moreattention from her- than what she's willing to give." "Fuck, fuck this shit." "well, an addict is an addict." "Fuck I think I should step outside ofmyseIf- and analyze my mind piece by piece." "Maybe then I couId realize where the fuck all this shit comes from." "That sounds like some fucking psychotherapy." "Or a LSD trip..." "should I take acid?" " No way." "It doesn't solve anything." "What you need now is tea, comfort and an animal tale." "You justhaveto live through thehard bits, - that's theonIy wayto get rid ofthem." "Noa?" " Hi, where are you?" "In the countryside, just relaxing a bit." "Why did you leave me alone atthe party?" "." " No I didn't." "I swam overto the other sidebut you never showed up." "I'm havingthis horrible acid flashback, " "I thought you drowned and I think I'm going insane." "Insane?" "You've gone insaneso many times - you shouldn't be afraid ofit anymore." "Is that where your compassion ends?" "Ifyou can't takecareof yourself then I'm not the one to blame." "Do you think I'm stupid?" " Yes, I think you're stupid." "Do you know what you are?" "well what am I?" " An abuser." "That's what you are." "You always usethe goodwill ofpeopIe for your own purposes." "Everything must go exactly as you wantand I always have to be- in a condition that is suitable for you!" " You'rea Iunatic." "I have never asked you for anything." "Never.Anything." "Then why have you been seeing me in the first place?" "Because ofsomeobIigation?" " You're fucking stupid." "You're sometimes so pathetic that one just can't sayno to you." "That sounds so screwed up." "You meet people out of obligation?" "That's disgusting." "Do you think it's easy for me?" "And fun?" "Not even close." "I don't want you to seeme ever again for some obligation." "Then why did you call me?" "What ever I do, it's always bad in some way." "Why is it always so bad?" " Fuck you." "Go fuck yourself." "Fuck me?" "No fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Now I reaIIymiss you." " Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "Love is patient." "Lovedoesn't envy." "Won't see his own weaknesses." "Loveis never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude." "You're stupid!" "And ugly!" "And you haveno sense of style!" "Low seIf-esteem." "You make spiritual violence with your calculating!" "Narcistic personality disorder." "guilty!" "guilty!" "guilty!" "One morning, the mole snuck to the kitchen." "The kitchen had a strangely quiet atmosphere." "Therewas a splinter ofbark on thetable, - on which thewoodpecker had pecked amessage." "Dear mole." "Friendship without loneliness isn't complete." "Words without thought, merehoIIowness." "I havegone to the forest to seek my song." "Fromthe holes ofthe fallen trees, I seek my lost, precious treasure." "You understand." "silence." "One morning themoIewoke up,- when the woodpecker pecked on his toe." "It was still very dark, - in this hour nothing can yet be seen, silly you." "But you can see, you can, answered the woodpecker, - the sunrise is a compIetestranger to you as the hick-up is forthe bird." "I pecked stairs for you." "Come on, lets go." "Up up we climb." "Up up we climb." "Up up up we climb." "Up up we climb." "Up up we climb." "Up up up we climb." "Directed by" "Written by" "Produced by" "Co-produced by" "Cinematographyby" "Editing by" "Composers" "Sound design by" "Costumedesign by" "Visual effects by colour grading by" "AII the food served during thefiIming ofthis movie was vegetarian."