"Previously on KEVIN CAN WAIT..." "Sergeant Mendez called me in." "He wants me to go back undercover." "Remember those guys selling that counterfeit art?" "Well, one of them's been askin' about me, so they need me to make an appearance." "I'm up for that promotion at work." "So it's... it's more money, it's my own parking space." "Here's the offer..." "Six figs, stock options, piece of everything we develop, plus... a signing bonus." "$10,000?" "!" "All we gotta do is find the location of where the deal's going down and we're good." " Let Cellucci take the lead." " Cellucci?" "You didn't tell me Cellucci's on this case." "We gotta see Domingo again." "No, we can't." "We're going to Mets Fantasy Camp." "This weekend is our biggest art show in Boston." "So it's settled." "You're coming tomorrow." "Boston." "She kicked the table." "I saw her kick..." "Why would you do that?" " Hi!" " Vanessa, hi." "Hi, honey." "I'm here to take your husband away to a hotel for the weekend." "Oh." "Good." "Get him outta here." "Come on in." "Oy." "Let me guess." "He is not ready." " No, of course not." " Right." "You know what?" "Just pretending to be his wife gives me agita." "How you do it for real?" "I do not know." "Well, you know, it's not easy, but he does have some redeeming qualities." " Mm." " Uh, anyway, I wanted to tell you," "I packed Breathe-Rite strips for him, so make sure he puts one on before going to bed, okay?" " Ugh." "He snores?" " No, he's got sleep apnea." "So it's more like he dies and comes back to life every 30 seconds." " It's fun." " That's nice." "Um, also, if you want him to stay asleep, put on something soothing, but not rainforest noises because, uh, the monkey sounds, they really freak him out." " Oh." " Hi." "You ready to do this?" "Okay." "We're going to a nice hotel, and that's what you're wearing?" "What?" "I'm going undercover." "This is what my character's wearing." "Well, you look like a guy who's about to get whacked on "The Sopranos."" "Yeah." "Wait." "No, no, no, no, no." "He looks like Missy Elliot." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" " Go change." " That's a good one." "♪♪ *KEVIN CAN WAIT* Season 01 Episode 24 "Sting of Queens (Part-2)"" "Oh, boy." "We got a problem." "All right, before you start complaining," "I will be the bigger person." "I will take the pull-out." "You can have the bed." "Cool." "Not even gonna fight me?" "I thought I was gonna have to, but you made it pretty easy." "Idiot." "What are you gonna do?" "Write me up like you used to?" "Okay." "There it is." "I was waiting for the shoe to drop." "It was 10 years ago." "You wanna get into it?" "No. 'Cause I don't live in the past." " I live in the present." " Mm." "And I'm presently about to get into this minibar!" "Okay, hey." "You know that candy bar costs $9, right?" "You heard Domingo in the lobby." "He was like..." """Enjoy yourselves""" "That's what I plan on doing." " Put it back." " What?" "Put it... back." " Do not open it." "Don't..." " What..." "Do not." "Don't." "Do..." " Don't do it." "Don't do it." " Hmm." "Whoa." " Don't open it." "Don't..." " Ohhhh..." "♪♪" "Thank you." "Okay, there he is." "It's promotion time." "It's promotion time." " Donna!" " Larry." "I wanted to talk to you about the opening for the head nurse position." "I would love to." "Let's do it." "And by the way, you look great today." "That's a little doughnut there, but lookin'..." "looking' sharp." "Thing is, we went with Joanne." "Ah." "Oh." "Thank you." "I said we went with Joanne." "Jo..." "Joanne?" "Mm-hmm." "She's got a great energy." "And she'd be a perfect fit for the high school." "Perfect!" "Great." "I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry," "I'm not gonna cry." "Should we key his car?" "No." "Yumi, no..." "Maybe." "Stand by." "Hey." "How are things going in the world of accounting, Dave?" "Couldn't be better." "Uh, I believe the ping-pong table just opened up." "Wanna give it a go?" "No, I have some things to do at home." "Get out." "What?" "Oh." "It's great." "So much growth, it's stupid." "Sinking ship." "We burned through all the cash." "Investors bailed." "Anyway, I'm gonna grab me a scone and hit the road." "Seriously." "Run." "Ohhh... ♪♪" "Sleep tight, you big, dumb dope." "Domingo, I have to tell you, our buyers would love this." "Our clients really respond to sharp metal... th... things." " It's all the rage in Europe." " I'll..." "I'll bet." "So is that where you ship from?" "Europe?" "Where's your husband?" "Oh, he's... he's sleeping off a rough night." "He got into it a little too deep with the minibar." "He has a problem with alcohol?" "No." "No, no, no, no, no." "Mostly snacks." "Housekeeping!" "Housekeeping?" "At the beach?" "Housekeeping!" "What?" """Soothing Sounds of the Ocean""" "Nice try, Cellucci." "But you gotta be a little smarter than that to fool..." "Crap!" "It's noon!" "So everything is manufactured in Prague?" "Yes." "Then we drop ship to various locations here in the States." "In fact, we have a warehouse right in the back." "What?" "Really?" " Yeah." " Wow." " Can I borrow you for a second?" " No worries." " I'll be right back." " Yes." "See, I think it reflects man's inhumanity towards man in a cruel world." "Plus, it looks like the classroom got hit by a twister." "You know what I'm talkin' about... toothache lady?" "Got a lampshade dress." "She got a lampshade dress." "Can I talk to you?" "Okay." "What the hell are you doing?" "You thought your little ocean sounds would keep me sleeping?" "Well, it didn't work." "Well, it's 1:14, so it kind of did work." "Just go back upstairs." "I can handle this." "No." "No, no." "You're trying to get rid of me." "It's not gonna happen." "I will blow this case for you." " No, you won't." " I promise." "I'll blow the whole sit..." " Just stop." " Let me ask you a question." " What?" " Who let that bird out?" " I have no idea what the..." " The bird, you know?" "Stop it!" "Okay, okay..." " Stop right..." " Hey, everybody." "Big baby, you're back in it." "Here's where we're at." "Domingo told me there is a warehouse in this building." "So now all we have to do is get him to admit that he's selling forgeries." " And at that point..." " There he is!" " Domingo!" " Ah." "I missed you, my friend." "Yeah, somebody smells like cherry tobacco." "Ah." "Hey, Domingo and I, we were talking" " about his operation." " Mm." "The secret to my success?" "Come here." "It's all junk." " You're selling forgeries?" " No, that would be illegal." "For instance, this is called the "Eye of Zeus. "" "It's actually my nephew Stevie." "I took it on an iPhone." "You zoom out, we're at Chuck E. Cheese." "Now if you'll excuse me," "I think some money just walked into the room." " Enjoy it." " Sure, sure." "So if they're not forgeries..." " Yes." " They're not doing anything" " illegal." " I know." "I can't believe this." "I mean, I..." "This was gonna be a big thing for my career and now..." "I'm just gonna..." "Gonna look like an idiot." "That's a tough break." "Hey, listen, there's a 7 p.m. flight." "I'm gonna make it to Mets Fantasy Camp." " So if you don't mind..." " Yeah, no, of course." "Please, go." "And on your way out, make sure you grab another $9 candy bar." "Like you haven't had enough junk today." "Wait a second." "What?" " That's it." " What?" "That's how they're making their money." "They don't make it on the hotel room." "They make it on the minibar, the junk." "That's what they're doing here!" "That's it." "The warehouse you're talking about." "Follow me." "Come on." " Well, other way." " Which way?" " No." "Other way." " Hang on..." "It's still wrong." "Okay." "Think about it." "They make this junk in Prague and then they ship it to America?" "Why spend all that money?" "I'll tell you why." "'Cause it's not just art they're shipping." "So narcotics." "Exactly." "Look at this right here." "That's cocaine!" "It's plaster." "It got in deep." "You done?" " Yes, I'm done." " Okay." "So much for your minibar theory, huh?" "I'm not done." "I'm done." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "You know what?" "I can't believe I'm saying this, but you were right!" "What did I tell you?" "What did I tell you?" "What did I say?" "!" "We cracked the case!" "This is unbelievable." "Should we, like, shake hands" " or bump fists or..." " All right, let's just high-five." "Yes." "Yeah." "My phone." "Oh, it's Donna." "Hey, babe." "Hey, did you get my messages?" "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday." "Yeah, listen." "Sorry, it's just been crazy around here." "Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but that little weasel Anderson..." "He picked Joanne over me." "He said she had a great energy." "Well, you know what?" "I'd have a great energy, too, if I was whacked out on Adderall all the time." "That's right." "I said it." "Babe, I'm sorry." "That's horrible." "But I-I-I gotta cut you off." "I'm..." "I'm standing here in the middle of a warehouse full of drugs, and, uh..." "What?" "Wait, are you okay?" "Oh, no, no, I'm fine." "I mean, I'm great, actually." "I mean, my juices are flowing." "It's like I'm seeing things before they even happen." "It's almost like..." "it's almost like I never left the force." "Oh... wait, honey, are you..." "Are you thinking about going back on the job?" "It's happening!" "It is?" "You treat all your buyers this way?" "You're not a buyer, you're a cop." " My apartment was bugged." " What?" "We looked." "We even checked that stupid giraffe!" "Which, by the way, my husband broke." "That was not me." "It wasn't in the giraffe." "It was in the gold toad next to it." "Everyone always checks the giraffe." "Sorry." "Hello?" "Maritza, we'll get the drugs." "We'll load 'em up in the van and we're out of here." "Yeah." "You have the right to remain silent." "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." "Okay, that's the wrong angle." "♪♪" "It's throbbing, but I gotta say, my back feels great." "Why is it that every time I'm around you, my life goes into the toilet?" "You wanna write me up again?" "Well, you know what?" "You can't, 'cause" "I'm retired." "So there." "Okay, all right, could you just figure out" " how to get us out of this?" " You know what?" "I'll just do a sit-up and unhook myself." "I saw it in a movie once." "Yeah." "I really thought that was gonna work." "Hold on." " Hello." " Hello." "You know, Yumi, I slept on it, and I thought I could keep it classy, you know, and not say anything." "But then I look at his fat, little monkey face and I just..." "I can't do it." "I can't do it." "Um, Vice Principal Anderson, can I talk to you for a moment, please?" "So, for too long, you have taken advantage of my hard work and my dedication to this school." "And it's just..." "It's gotta stop." "Donna, maybe we should just go into my office and talk about this because this is..." " Oh, this is what?" " Is this embarrassing?" "Oh!" "No." "You know what?" "No." "We're gonna do it right here and right now." "Because I've been at this school for 15 years, okay?" "And Joanne over there, who got my promotion," " by the way, has been here for six." " Donna!" "No, you take my name out of your mouth, Larry." "Because you're the problem here." "Who else agrees that he should be fired?" "Huh?" "!" "Raise 'em high." "Raise 'em..." "No one." "Okay." "That's fine." "I'll be alone on this." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "My husband's going back on the police force." "And my son-in-law has got a great job." "And I don't need this." " I quit." " Donna, don't do anything..." "No, save it, Larry." "Nurse Gable out." "Would you hurry up?" "I'm moving as fast as I can, all right?" "I still don't have blood in 60% of my body." "All right, you wanna know why I wrote you up?" "Yeah, we're about to be killed by a drug lord, but let's get closure on something that happened back in 2007." "It's because of what happened on News 12." "What are you talkin' about?" "You remember the fire at the mattress factory?" "You and me were doing crowd control, and the news wanted to talk to us and you said..." ""Well, if you really wanna know about traffic around a mattress, talk to this one. "" "That was classic." "Well, it was the last thing my father ever saw before he died." "Really?" "But I..." "I had no idea." "I'm..." "I'm sorry." "Well, he's not dead." "He lives in Boca." "But..." "The point is that people made fun of me because of you." "Look, we were just treating you like one of the guys 'cause that's what you wanted." "No, I know." "And I was fine with that." "Just not on TV." "For two years, they called me Bed, Bath,  Cellucci." "That's... that's..." "That's not cool." "That's not cool." "I get you." "Okay." "What do we do now?" "Look, I think we just keep talking and slowly rebuild trust again, you know?" "I'm talking about the situation, idiot!" "Okay, I'm gonna get back on those crates, all right?" "When Domingo comes in, you lure him right into this area right here." "I am gonna swing down and take him out." "Now listen to me." "It's imperative that he's right here, okay?" "'Cause this is the apex of the golf swing, okay?" "It's right here is where I clock him." "So that's your plan?" "A do-over?" "Think about it." "He'll never see it coming." " Who would ever do that twice?" " Right, because it's stupid!" "You know what?" "You're not gonna fix yourself by breaking someone else." "Okay, here she comes." " All right." " Ooh!" "Playtime's over." "I've had enough of you two." "Actually, I've had enough of you." "FBI." " FBI?" " Oh..." " Maritza?" " Yes." "Oh, yeah." "What's the matter?" "Oh, you didn't know, guy?" "Come on, it's pretty obvious." "Back from the diner we knew." " Shut up!" " Yes, sir." "Fred and Wilma are safe." "Move it!" "Move it." "I got it from here, guys." "Did that skank just call us Fred and Wilma?" "I think she did." "Oh." "Kendra, I-I thought I heard you leave." "Oh, no." "That was my mom." "But what are you doing here?" "Aren't you going to work?" "Of course." "I do work." "I'm going now." "Aren't you gonna change?" "Oh." "Yes." "I change for work." "Okay, well, go get dressed and I'll drive you." "Babe, look at us." "You know, you've got a great job, and I'm going to Columbia." "It's all happening." "I know, I know." "It really is." "Whoo-hoo-hoo." "Okay." "It's only eight hours until she picks me up." "♪♪" "Hey, I gotta say, really, really nice job out there." "You know, this was a good bust for you." "Just for the record, I'm sorry about the whole mattress-on-the-news thing." "Thanks." "It was a good bust for both of us." "And since we're apologizing," "I am sorry for writing you up." "I appreciate you saying that..." "Officer Memory Foam." "Yeah, and by the way, you had food on your shirt the whole time." "Yeah, that was..." "That was to steal focus from the amount of eye makeup you had on." " You were like..." " "Hey!" ""Whoa, oh!" "I thought..." "Whoa." "Whoa."" "Okay." "You know what you should do?" "You should try to get a job sweating professionally, because you do it really well." "Yeah, I..." "I might do that." "I might just do that." " Hey!" " Hey!" "Hey!" " Aw!" " Dad, we saw you on the news!" " They're saying you're a hero!" " Oh, come on." "First of all, the term "hero" is thrown around too often." "But in this case, they threw a tight spiral 'cause it's so true!" " It's so true!" " Ah!" "Mwah!" "I was crushing it out there!" " I mean, I was unstoppable." " Yeah." "Ah." "So, kids, you know, it looks like your dad's going back on the force." "But that doesn't mean he's not gonna have plenty of time" " for you guys to..." " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "What?" "Who said that?" "You did." "You said, "It's happening."" " Yeah." " When?" "When we talked on the phone." "I said, "Danger is happening" I was happening." " Oh..." " I..." "Are you kidding me?" "I-I love being retired." "This is awesome, by the way." "Oh." " Oh." " What?" "I kind of... quit my job." "What... what do you mean?" "I told you." "I got passed over for the promotion, so..." "Are you saying that neither one of us have a job right now?" "Honey, honestly, what are we gonna do?" "We are the Gables, all right?" "We've survived much worse than this." "Let's not forget Chale has an amazing job now." "That's a good point." "You know what, Chale?" "Uh..." "First of all, I don't think I say it enough, if ever, um... but I'm proud of you, man." "You... you're a good man." "Uh..." "Thank you, Mr. Gable." "No, no, e..." "Enough of that." "It's... it's Kevin." "Funny story, Kevin, u-ugm." "♪♪"