"Now, wait for it..." "How great is that, huh?" "One more ad with cheesy special effects, and I may kill myself." "And what is with the tiki bobble-head?" "It's-it's a mock up, Vincent, but you got to admit, there's some pretty good visuals in that." "Jason, it's mediocre at best." "I'm spending four million dollars on advertising against chains making $12 million ad buys." "You wanted to step up." "Step up." "All right." "I got it." "It's under control." "No abstract, I don't know what the hell I'm looking at" crap." "I want this ad campaign to reflect my style, my personal style :" "Seamless." "Blow my skirt up." " Mr. Colville." " Yes?" "Your car is here." "I've set up six agency meetings today." "I have a meeting with the hotel association and the H.P.D. about this "hotel bandit" thing." "Guy beat up a guest at the regal for his rolex." "Third hit this week." "We're offering a $10,000 reward." " Well..." "I'll have sam beef up the security." " It's already been done." "Hold down the fort, I'll be back in an hour." "So, what's it like having Nicole's fiancé around?" "It's a bowl of cherries." "Well, you know, Morgan Holt works for Nicole's father in hotel acquisitions." "I know." "Well, do the math, kid." " What do you mean?" "You think I want to spend four million in advertising?" "We got wolves at the door." "Walter Booth owns half of new york city." "He always gets what he wants, and he wants my hotel." "I am dying of thirst here." "Could I get something to drink sometime this century?" " Oh, he's making it, mr." "Saltzman." " Great." " Relax, friend." "You're in Hawaii." " Yeah." "Um, here you go." "What, are you trying to kill me?" "This has saccharin in it." "I'm sorry." "You know cancer runs in my family." "You know, um, you might want to lead with that picture of the surf at pipeline, you know?" "Make it... make it pop more." "All right, look, you want to make yourself useful?" "Why don't you arrange all these boards in the best order for my presentation?" "I'm going to catch a few rays before my pitch." "Oh, uh, this Hawaiian sun is pretty intense." "You should wear some sunblock." "Honey, listen and learn." "There are those who burn and those who tan." "¿Comprende?" " Yeah." " Yeah." " Okay." " Bye." "On the house." "You look like you could use it." "My hero." "Um, Kate spangler, tortured assistant." "Frankie Seau, bartender/hero." "Nice to meet you." "Uh, this stuff's pretty tight." "Yeah, I know." "I mean, um, thanks." "I mean..." "The guy may be a jerk, but, uh, he's got some talent." "Every single idea in here is mine, okay?" "He called my campaign amateurish, and then he stole it." "Could he mention to the guys in new york that I came up with the slogan, cut the video, and did the voiceover?" "No." "No, why would he do that, being that he's satan and all?" "That sucks." "I'm sorry, I'm not always a raving lunatic." "I'm usually a very Nice person." "I'm sure you are." "So, um, what are you gonna do?" "Short of killing him with artificial sweetener?" "There's nothing I can do." "I brought a lot of jewelry." "Is there a safe in the suite?" "Yes, of course." "You can program your own combination." " By the way, that necklace is gorgeous." " Oh, thank you." "My husband gave it to me." "He died in a car accident a year ago." " Oh, I'm so sorry." " George was my whole world." "Couldn't get out of bed for the first six months." "It was my friends who finally convinced me to start living again." "Well, it sounds like you have good friends." "Well, I've never been to Hawaii before." "It's beautiful." "Actually, I met someone in Honolulu." "Really?" "Yeah, at first, I was like, "oh, no way I can do this," but he was so charming." "So, who knows, maybe my friends were right-- it's time for kendall to get back in the game." "Judging from the luggage, the game's into overtime." "Tessa, Rebecca, this is Austin." "Hello, Tessa, Rebecca." "Some hotel." "Let us know if there's anything else we can do to make your stay more enjoyable." "Can you get us a table at the Royal?" "I hear the food's fabulous." "I'll make arrangements right away." "Rebecca will show you to your suite." "I told you to stay away from me, Roy." "It's over." "Look at all those rich idiots." "It's a candy store." "What, now you're a gigolo?" "She's just a target of opportunity." "I came here for you." "Saison 1, Episode 5 My Boyfriends Back" "Synchro :" "Launka et Eliboa Transcript :" "Raceman" "Feel free to call if you have any questions." "All right?" "Hi." "I figured it out." "What are you talking about?" "Remember when I asked you before why you were working at The Grand Waimea?" "And remember when I told you "to get out from under my father's thumb"?" "By marrying his head of hotel acquisitions and getting a job at the place he wants to buy?" "Are you crazy?" "No, no." "You get a job." "You watch the operation." "Your smooth little fiancé swoops in here, and lays the groundwork for your daddy's takeover." "That's a lie, Jason." "Tell me something, Nic." "Is he checking out the linen thread count when you two are rolling in the sack?" "I came to Hawaii for you." "Did I know that you worked here, Jason?" "No." "Did I think that I would run into you on this island?" "Yes." "And I thought to myself, the minute I see him, I'll know... whether marrying Morgan is the right thing or not.'" "Nicole..." "And you know what?" "You gave Morgan a little run for his money, but thank you for making that decision so much easier." "Hey, what's going on?" "Ask your fiancée." "You okay?" "Yeah." "Hey, baby." "How 'bout a mai tai?" "If you're not out of here in an hour," "I'll call the cops and tell 'em about your warrants, and I'm guessing you have something to do with tourists that got robbed on the other side of the island." "I don't know anything about that." "I want you out." "So, when I tell the cops that for two years, we rolled fat rich marks, they'll let you slide?" "Come on, Tess, you're smarter than that." "Roy, listen." "I like working here." "Besides, you've been here before." "Somebody's going to recognize you." "I was here for a night." "No one's going to remember me." "Look, this kendall chick's loaded." "She's got probably a quarter million in jewels in that safe." "Problem's this : she's paranoid about those jewels, 'cause they were gifts from Mr. Roadkill." "She put 'em in the safe and chose a combination." "I don't know what it is." " If you're thinking" " Hotels have a security device that opens the room safe when a guest forgets the combo." "It's called a "safecracker."" "Forget it." "Come on, baby." "We could ditch this place with enough cash to disappear for a year." "Hey!" "What's up?" "The Royal was booked solid, but I pulled some strings and got you guys a table right over the water." "Oh, thanks again." "She's good, this one." "No, you're good." "**************" "Thanks again, Tessa." "Hey, Tessa." "Buy yourself something Nice." "That won't be necessary, sir." "No, take it." "Go on, take it." "There you go." "Hey." "What's up?" "Thought it was your day off." "I just came by to get my paycheck." "She's going "hiking" with chris." "So that's what we're calling it these days." "Hey, shut up." "And for your information, we haven't gone "hiking" yet." "Playing hard to get, huh?" "No, just waiting for the timing to be perfect." "Perfect." "Okay, just make sure chris wears a "hat" while he's "hiking."" "Grow up." "Uh, dude, don't let Jason catch you off that chair." "I'm missing perfect tubes at macaha," "I mean, damn it, Frankie, I didn't come all the way from Daytona for this." "Lobster alert!" "What's going on?" "Some guest on the beach got fried." "Oh, my god." "Mr. Saltzman?" "Don't touch me, Spangler!" "You left me out here, you idiot!" "He's supposed to pitch the campaign in an hour." "From a gurney?" "Oh, my god, I am so fired, they're going to have to invent a new word for it." "Well, why don't you give the pitch?" "What?" "Are you crazy?" "Why not?" "It's your campaign." " Hi." " Hey, Tessa." "Are you okay?" "Oh, yeah, of course." "Just confirming a dinner reservation." "You look white as a sheet." "I'm just having one of those days." "Yeah... me, too." "Nicole?" "Funny how old relationships come back to haunt you." "Hey, why don't you, uh, why don't you go home, get some rest, chill for awhile, come back when you feel better?" "Thank you." "No problem." "By the way... about Nicole?" "You deserve better." "You want to take a break?" "Yeah." "So... when you said we'd be going hiking," "I thought you meant I'd have two feet on the ground." "Yeah, I thought this would be more fun." "And besides... the view is definitely better from up here." "It is beautiful." "So, where are we going?" "There's a private beach a couple of miles from here." "Sounds perfect." " Boo." " You son of a bitch." "How'd you know I lived here?" "I followed you home." "Shut the damn curtain." "Relax." "We need to talk." "I swear I want to kill you." "Look, let's not fight." "Just give me a minute to speak with you, and then I'll leave you alone." "Bite me." "Did you gain weight?" "Tess, look... let me make it real clear." "You'll end up in jail." "I want you to think back to the girl in detroit, in a blackout drunk, with two guys about to have their way with her." "Think about who saved her from that." " That's not fair." " I want you to think about the girl who went to New York, and London and Paris and all the cities she ever wanted to see." "Think about who took her." " We're over, Roy." " You want to be a rich person's slave?" "What kind of life is that?" "Look around you, look at this dump." " This is paradise?" " It beats being a fugitive." "Tess, that ain't your world, and you know it." "Get that security device, and we'll get away clean." "No." "Come on." "I said no." "I want you to think about one more thing." "I want you to think about what it was like with us, when the lights were out, and we were in the dark." "Roy... who loves you more than anyone else in this world?" "You." "I love you, baby." "I miss the dark." "Miss Trias." " You made us all very proud." " Thank you." "We wanted to welcome you back to Hawaii in our own special way, so please enjoy your day at The Grand Waimea spa." "I will." "It's great to be home." "Lisa here will take care of you." "Thank you." "Hi." "Mr. Colville." "Hey, how are you doing?" "I'm, uh, I'm Morgan Holt, Nicole's fiancé." "Mr. Holt." "Head of property acquisitions for Booth hotels." "Yeah, it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it." "So, how are you enjoying your stay at my hotel?" "You have a beautiful hotel here." "But I do have a complaint." " Really?" " Jason Matthews was out of line with Nicole." "That doesn't sound like Jason." "He made some ridiculous accusations." "Let me guess." "He thinks you might be here for ulterior motives." "Jason would be wrong." "Really?" "I'm going to tell you something." "Walter Booth has been trying to buy me out for years." "You wouldn't be the first lackey he's sent to this island." "For a guy who's famous for being a killer in business, you sure are transparent." "Did you honestly think having his daughter work here will stop Walter from owning this hotel?" "I don't know." "Do you honestly think marrying Nicole is going to make you CEO of her father's company?" "You might make a good chess player, kid-- if chess only had one move." "The Grand Waimea isn't just your destination." "It's your destiny." "Grand Waimea Hotel-- paradise... found." ""Paradise found."" "Ah, I like that." "I like that a lot." "Uh, I just have one problem." "What?" "You are the prettiest David Saltzman that I have ever seen." "Right, uh, D-David's actually, he's my partner." "Um, he got a killer sunburn." "Laid up in bed." "So, here I am, um, flying solo." "Yeah." "I don't mean to be rude, but you seem pretty young to be representing a major ad agency." "Yeah, uh, I get that a lot." "You know, I'm actually older than I look." "It's... moisturizing is... is the key." "So, what about you?" "What?" "Already the, uh, G.M. of a major hotel?" "You must be some kind of wunderkind yourself." "No, I'm not at all." "18-hour days, no pay, no respect and no social life." "Ah, I know that story." "I'm starring in that story." "Well, this is really good, Kate." "It's amazing, and I'm going to send you through to Vincent." "Just please, do a good job." "This is important." "I will." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "You attach th safecracker to the keypad, deactivate the guest's combination, and there you go." "Thanks, sam." "Mind if I use it?" "There's a guest who locked his wallet in the safe." "I'm the only one Vincent authorizes to open room safes." "Okay." "Sure." "What room?" "What guest?" "I just have to check with the front desk." "Let me get back to you." "Hey, Sam, did we get the, uh, sketch of that suspect yet?" "Yeah, HPD said it'll be a couple more hours." "This is bad." "Tourists getting beaten up-- it affects the whole island." "The police have a suspect?" "White male, 20s." "Oh, good." "Sweetheart, don't worry." "There is no safer place on the island than this hotel." "You know that guy?" "No." "Tessa, would you meet me in my office in half an hour?" "There's something I'd like to discuss with you." "I think we, uh, take a right here." "Are you sure?" "It feels like we should go left." "Hey, I'm a professional guide, remember?" "Hey, I grew here, you flew here, remember?" "All right." "Get out my high-tech navigational device." "Heads, we go right, tails we go left." "All right, cowboy, you win." "All right." "Go." "Come on." "Hi." "Oh, hi, there." "Ms. Wentworth, you are going to be late for your massage." "I didn't book a massage." "Austin did." "Oops." "Did I spoil a surprise?" "That's right, baby." "I booked it this morning with Tessa." "Oh, god, that is so sweet." "Very." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "You get it?" "No, the head of security is the only one authorized to use it." "Yeah, well, obviously you got to find out where he keeps it." "I'm not gonna steal it." "if I ask her for the combination, she'll get a little suspicious." "You should bail." "Vincent's on alert because of all the hotel robberies." "Are you kidding me?" "I got this bimbo eating out of the palm of my hand." "Yeah, that much is obvious." "Oh, come on." "How is it in the dark with her, Roy?" "She as good as me?" "I've had to watch you make out plenty of times." "It's part of the game." "Whatever." "I don't think I'm into this, Roy." "Hey." "Look at me." "You're the woman I love." "Don't ever doubt that." "Vincent he's gonna love this campaign, Kate." "It's like you climbed right into his head." "Yeah." "Um, about that, I... you know, there's something that I should tell you..." "Where have you been?" "I need more aloe vera." "Hi." "Uh, I'm Jason Matthews," "I'm the general manager of The Grand Waimea and you must be david." "I just want to let you know that your partner here knocked the hell out of the campaign today." "Partner?" "Let me guess..." " You're not his partner." " No." "That's I was trying to tell you." "I'm his assistant." " Actually, she's my secretary." "David, I-I knew that you couldn't make the pitch, so I just..." "I filled in and-and..." "Why don't we talk about this when we get back to new york, okay?" "And if you would like to run off and get me some aloe vera... that would be useful." "So, Jason, sorry about the confusion." "I hope that, uh, you'll give me an opportunity to present my campaign to you properly." " Of course, yeah." " Okay." " Tessa." " Can I come in?" "All right, all right." "You were right." "We should have gone left." "Mm-hmm." "Do you smell that?" " Uh-oh." "Marijuana." " Hey." "Let's get outta here!" "Get down." "Com'on, get down!" "Hey, get off, get down." "You're coming with me." "Where are you taking us?" "Move it." "Get in there." "Stay here." "For what?" "What do you want?" "Damn it!" "Oh, my god, chris, I can't believe this is happening." "It's gonna be okay." "Look, these guys don't fool around." "Who knows what they'll do to us." "There's got to be a way out of here." " hat, and get shot trying to escape?" " Well, we can't just stay here." "Look, yes." "Yes, we can." "We have a better chance of talking our way out of here, okay?" "We can... we can... tell them we got lost." "Tell them that we didn't see anything." "You know?" "Tell them that we don't even know where we are." "Which is true." "Chris, I'm scared." "Come here." "Kate." "I am so sorry, Jason." "I have never done anything like this." "It's the third idea in a row that he's stolen from me." "I mean, he gets my awards while I get his coffee." "I just snapped." "You know, I know what it takes to get ahead." "Sometimes you have to take chances." "I admire that." "Thanks." "If you're ever in new york, stop by your neighborhood coffee shop, since that's where I'll be working." "Let me ask you something." "All those things that you used in the pitch-- the visuals, the high-end product placements-- how did you know those things were Vincent's favorites?" "Because I know everything there is to know about Vincent Colville." "I have read every article, I've seen every interview, I..." "I mean, I know that he races sailboats, came in second in last year's trans pac." "I know that he owns polo ponies" " and only smokes excalibers because..." " You do your homework." " Always." " Can you catch a later flight?" "I have an idea." "Hey, will you get her bags and take them back up to her room?" "Hey, Jason!" "Hey, Morgan." "You really upset Nicole this morning, and, uh..." "I want you to stay away from her." "Uh, Nicole and I work together." "And I'm telling you to stay away." "Morgan, let's just get something straight here" "You don't tell me what to do." "I know the game you're playing-- making her doubt me, while you're waiting in the wings." "It won't work." "Face it, dude." "I won." "What do you mean?" "Hey." "What's going on?" "This woman says she knows you, Austin." "She says that you're after my money." "What are you talking about?" "I've never seen her before in my life." "What is this?" "I shouldn't have intruded." "I-I'm sorry." "After her money?" "Who's paid for everything since we got here?" "Here." "Take it." "Take it all." " What's mine is yours." " Austin..." "Look, I don't know what kind of game she's playing, but I'll tell you this." "After you left, she offered to give me a private massage." "Liar." "She's been after me ever since we got here." "He's right." "You've been all over him." "Out at the beach, at the bar." " I was just trying..." " do me a favor" "Stay out of our business." "Don't say I didn't warn you." "And then one day," "I was sitting in my office, looking out over lake michigan, and it hit me-- that maybe we only get one life." "And if that's true, then why was I wasting a minute of it doing something I hate just to make other people happy?" " So you quit." " That day." "Took my life savings and moved to Hawaii, which royally pissed off my parents." "Yeah, well, at least you have relatively normal parents." "Me?" "Let's see, I have a nut job as a mother and a father doing time." "Well, you're not them." "You're you." "And you're amazing." "So that's it." "Now we know each other's life stories?" "Well, not everything." "You haven't told me if you've ever been in love." "I don't know." "I thought so a couple of times... but I guess not." "I'm famous for having bad taste in men." "Oh, thank you." "Thank you very much." " Until you, of course." " Oh, nice save." "Come on." "Stand up!" "Oh, you got to be kidding." "Oh, M.J.?" "Shut up." "No way!" "Kiki, wow." "Hey, girl, what's up?" "Hey, sorry... girl, I haven't seen you since high school." "You're looking good." "You too, brah." "Oh, man, that's some serious ink." "Oh, yeah." "Hey, you still keep in touch with Amy or what?" " Yeah, I see her around here and there." " Oh, for real?" "Hey, I want you to meet someone." "This is chris." "Chris, this is Kiki." "What's up?" "Can you ever really trust someone?" "You once took the liberty of checking into the background of an old girlfriend of mine." "I apologized." "I know I crossed the line." "No, you were right." "'Cause at the end of the day, trust is a moveable object, wouldn't you agree?" "I took a page from your playbook." "Found quite a story there." ""Tessa lewis, born 1981, Detroit, Michigan, "to Joe and Christina Lewis." ""Entered foster care at the age of nine after parents were arrested on drug charges."" ""Spent a year in a juvenile facility after being convicted of shoplifting and petty theft."" "Those are just the early years, Tessa." "It gets real interesting after that." "I already know the story." "You told me you didn't know that guy in the lobby." "I'm giving you one chance to tell me the truth." "Just one." "I'm listening." "The grand waimea isn't just your destination, it's your destiny." "The Grand Waimea Hotel-- paradise found." "Wow." "Wow." "You seem to have excellent insight into my boss' head." "I'm curious, is this your idea?" "Well, you know... you just made all this up yourself?" "Of course." "It's all right up in here." "Let me ask you something." "What is the name of my boss' boat?" " I'm sorry, I..." " The boat." "You featured it in the promo." "Well, of course." "Right, yes." "Well, of course, I had Kate go to the beach..." "Ah, you had Kate." "And we should give credit where credit is due." "Thank you, David, for your time." "I appreciate it." "You should probably get going, though." "Looks like you're starting to peel." "Bye-bye." " You were great." " Yeah." "There's no one who could pull the pigeon drop routine like you." "When you left, she was apologizing like she been the one accusing me." "I tell her, "go ahead, take my money, put it in the safe, i want you to trust me."" "She says she does trust me, but I insist." "We go to the safe and she punches in the combination." "12, 32, 41, 14." "Minute she leaves that room, I'm cleaning it out." "You robbed those tourists." "What are you talking about?" "The rolex, the diamond ring, you pick those up at a flea market?" "What was I supposed to do?" "You dumped me, I had no money." "I had to tell Vincent a whole load of crap about how you were my brother-in-law." "Look, the rough stuff's over." "We're a team again." "Come on, sweetie, cheer up." "In three hours, we'll be on a plane to Vegas." " Come on, get out of here." " What...?" "!" "Hi." "You don't say hi to me." "Your story didn't check out." "I want you off this property or I'm calling the cops." "You're fired." "You said you got that Vincent guy off your back." "He didn't believe me." "We got to get out of here." "Roy, I have nothing left-- nothing, not a dime." "What can I do?" "She's up in the room." "I'll call her on my cell, tell her you sprained your ankle at the pool." "You go up and clean out the safe." "Yeah, okay." "Be careful." "Nicole, wait." "Just leave me alone, Jason." "Look, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I deserved the slap, but" " I don't trust this guy." " You don't know him." "Hey, sweetheart." "Oh, my god, Morgan." "It's beautiful." "Don't worry." "When Walter owns the hotel, you'll make a good bellhop." "Look..." "I want to know why you came here." "For you." "Not for the hotel, not for your father." "For you." "Nicole, from now on, it is just going to be you and me." "The guy who's going to spend the rest of his life making you happy." "It's done." "Let's go." "Dump the rent-a-car at the airport, book a flight out of here." "I don't think so." "Sir, we're placing you under arrest for assault and robbery." " What is this?" "!" " Oh, come on." "I think you know, pal." "I had to pretend to fire tessa to get you to steal the jewels." "The Michigan bankroll, the rolex... he's our hotel bandit." "Sorry, Roy." "Tess..." "I told you not to come back to this hotel." "You little bitch!" "She tell you she was my partner?" "What she did before she got here?" "Yes, she told me everything." "Just lock his ass up." "I'm not done with you." "You'll pay for this, I swear!" "In the future, you should be more choosy about your boyfriends." "Your only salvation is the fact that you came clean in my office." "Well, you fired me, but that was to catch him." "Should I clear out my things?" "I believe in second chances." "Tessa, I like you, but don't ever put me in this situation again." "Yes, sir." "I know you know that there's more to this than you told me." "So wipe the innocent look off your face." "Right now, I'm late for a meeting." "Vincent, thank you." "Stay away from lowlifes." "Aim higher." "I still can't believe you knew that guy." "Live here long enough, this island gets pretty small." "The other benefit of knowing Kiki" "He knows his way around." "The Grand Waimea." "Paradise found." "I like it." "I like it a lot." "What did you say the name of your agency was?" "Uh..." "Spangler...and associates." "Don't think I've heard of it." "It's new." "Yeah, it's brand-new." "I'm excited about this campaign." "Thank you." "I think you'll work well with Jason." "Good work, kid." "Hey, Vincent." "Yeah?" "Let me ask you something." "You hired Nicole even though you knew she was booth's daughter." "That's kind of like throwing gasoline on a fire." "Yeah." "It's gonna get hot." "It's too bad you didn't know she was my ex before using her as a pawn in your little game." "What makes you think I didn't know?" "So what do you think David's doing right now." "Unfortunately, he's probably hiring some poor soul as his new assistant." "Well, then, here's to the little people." "To you guys." "Here's to Spangler and associates." "There will be associates, right?" "Yes, as soon as I get back to new york, I'll be assembling a creative team." "That's cool." "So you're going to be coming back and forth from new york quite a bit in the next couple months, yeah?" "Definitely." "We should go to dinner, you know, go over the details." "Um, well, actually I can't tonight." "I'm having dinner with Frankie." "Frankie." "I want to say thanks." "I couldn't have done it without you." "I knew he'd never leave me alone." "That's why I called you." "Well, it's not every day you get to play an heiress." "besides, it's boring in L.A." "So..." "What's the split?" "You swapped out his billfold for newspaper." "That's $12,000." "And there's a $10,000 reward for the "hotel bandit," so... ..that makes $11,000 each." "Not bad for a couple days' work." "So predictable." "The minute I slept with him, he thought he could lead me around on a leash." "Oh, men." "Can't live with them, can't shoot them." "Still, though, they do serve a purpose." "Got your eye on any new prospects?" "There may be a guy I'm interested in."