"and walked home to await instructions." "the instructions came through." "youse dumb fucks." ""Get to Bruges."" "I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was." "It's in Belgium." "Bruges is a shithole." "Bruges is not a shithole." "Bruges is a shithole." "we've only just got off the fucking train." "Could we reserve judgment on Bruges until we've seen the fucking place?" "I know it's gonna be a shithole." "Shithole." "I think you have a couple of rooms booked under Cranham and Blakely?" "we have one room booked." "One twin room." "Booked for two weeks." "Two weeks!" "Do you have another room?" "I'm afraid we're fully booked." "everywhere is fully booked." "Okay." "It's very pretty." "we can't stay here." "We've got to stay here until he rings." "what if he doesn't ring for two weeks?" "Then we stay here for two weeks." "For two weeks?" "In fucking Bruges?" "In a room like this?" "With you?" "No way!" "I really don't like to say this..." "You really don't like to say what?" "Well..." "You know?" "Fucking bring that up." "Do you think this is good?" "Do I think what's good?" "looking at stuff." "I do." "It's called "sightseeing."" "look at that." "It's a former hospital." "From the 1100s." "Bruges is the most well-preserved medieval town apparently." "Coming up?" "What's up there?" "The view." "The view of what?" "The view of down here?" "I can see that from down here." "you're about the worst tourist in the whole world." "I grew up in Dublin." "I love Dublin." "Bruges might impress me." "so it doesn't." "Trying to get rid of me coins. 4.90." "Will you take 4.90?" "Entry is 5 euro." "it's only 10 cents." "Entry is 5 euro." "Happy in your work?" "Very happy." "I like it here." "Been to the top of the tower?" "it's rubbish." "It is?" "The guidebook says it's a "must-see"." "you lot ain't going up there." "Pardon me?" "Why?" "it's all windy stairs." "I'm not being funny." "What exactly are you trying to say?" "What exactly am I trying to say?" "Youse are a bunch of fucking elephants!" "you... fatty." "you're just the rudest man." "The rudest man!" "What's all that about?" "They're not going up there." "I wouldn't go up there." "It's really narrow." "motherfucker!" "isn't it?" "this is more like it." "Proper holidays. because I am normal." "This is the life." "We're not staying here getting pissed. and awaiting his call to see what we do next." "This is my vote on what we should do." "max." ""where it isn't all just fucking chocolates." and await his call to see what we do next." "You don't even know we're here hiding out." "What are you talking about?" "You don't even know we're not here on a job." "on a job?" "Yeah." "Here in Bruges?" "Yeah." "on a job?" "Yeah." "Why?" "What did he actually say?" "He didn't actually say anything." "Then why do you think it might be?" "I don't think anything." "isn't it?" ""Go take him to hide out." "Go take him to hide out where?"" ""Go take him to hide out in fucking Bruges."" "You can hide out in Croydon." "Hmm." "Or Coventry." "Hmm." "It is a bit over-elaborate." "Hmm." "But we haven't got any guns." "Harry can get guns anywhere." "He's not gonna ring tonight." "He's not gonna ring tonight." "Let's go out." "Go out where?" "The pub." "No!" "Let's go out and have a look at some of the..." "All the old medieval buildings and that." "all lit up." "Yes!" "That there is called the Gruuthuse Museum." "don't they?" "Flemish." "The Belgians twice sheltered fugitive English Kings 1471 and 1651."" "didn't you?" "It's all just a load of stuff that's already happened." "What are they doing over there?" "They're filming something." "They're filming midgets!" "Ray!" "yeah?" "Okay?" "Great." "let's go." "Let's go." They're filming midgets." "my God!" "Look at that girl." "She's gorgeous!" "we're going right now." "are we!" "This is the best bit of Bruges so far." "You and your buildings." "Hello." "Do you speak English?" "No." "you do." "Everybody does." "What are you filming midgets for?" "It's a Dutch movie." "It's a dream sequence." "It's a pastiche of Nicholas Roeg's Don't Look Now." "but a..." "A "homage" is too strong." "A" nod of the head"?" "your English is very good." "A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves." "A disproportionate amount." "off of Fantasy Island." "I think somebody off The Time Bandits. being really little and that." "People looking at them and laughing at them." "shortarse."" "but I can't remember." "he's still going." "I hope your midget doesn't kill himself." "Your dream sequence will be fucked." "He doesn't like being called a midget." "He prefers "dwarf."" "this is exactly my point!" "People go around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf." "Of course you're gonna blow your head off!" "My name's Ray." "What's yours?" "Chloe." "How did you get past the security man?" "it's sort of my job." "You're a shoplifter?" "not a shoplifter." "though." "No." "I'll tell you what I am at dinner tomorrow night." "Fuck." "How fucking cool." "Mr. Blakely?" "Mr. Cranham." "No." "Yes." "Mr. Blakely." "Yes." "You have a message." "Shit!" "why aren't you in when I fucking told you to be in?" "why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail and not I have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist?" "you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again" "I'm fucking telling you." "Harry." "Would you turn the fucking light off!" "Ken." "Keep the fucking noise down!" "Someone's in a mood." "You'll never guess what." "and go to sleep?" "sorry." "Except I've gotta take me contact lenses out." "I had five pints of beer and six bottles." "No." "Six pints of beer and seven bottles." "And you know what?" "I'm not even pissed!" "Ken." "you'll never guess what." "What?" "Got a date for tomorrow night." "I'm very happy for you." "With a girl." "please? the Belgian film business." "They're doing a film about a midget." "Miss?" "Marie?" "Sorry about the message last night." "The man who left it is a bit of a... he's a bit of a..." "Cock?" "Yes." "He's a bit of a cock." "Morning." "Harry called last night." "We missed him." "doesn't he?" "We're staying in tonight." "Whatever happens." "Hmm." "Except..." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Except "hmm" what?" "really." "Uh-huh." "Ray?" "I thought you didn't like Bruges." "it's a shithole." "But I did already say I had a date with a Belgian lady which I did already say about before." "Just don't get into any fucking trouble." "We're keeping a low profile. we are doing what I want to do." "Got it?" "Of course." "will involve culture." "we shall strike a balance between culture and fun." "that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture." "fucking black girl opposite" "a dwarf." "did we or did we not agree we'd do the things I wanted to do today?" "We are doing the things that you wanted to do today. like some 5-year-old who's dropped all his sweets?" "I didn't agree to that." "I'll cheer up." "I'll cheer up." "is a phial brought back by a Flemish knight from the Crusades in the Holy Land." "do you know what it's said to contain?" "what's it said to contain?" "It's said to contain some drops of Jesus Christ's blood." "that's how this church got its name." "Basilica of the Holy Blood." "Yeah." "Yeah. they say it turned back into liquid." "Turned back into liquid from dried blood." "At various times of great stress." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "which is what you do." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "You coming?" "Do I have to?" "Do you have to?" "Of course you don't have to." "isn't it?" "Of course you don't fucking have to!" "Of course you don't fucking have to!" "You little fucking cunt." "Father." "Raymond?" "Father." "For money?" "You murdered someone for money?" "Father." "not out of nothing." "For money." "Raymond?" "Father." "I'm sorry?" "are you deaf?" "Harry Waters says hello." "The little boy." "I quite like this one." "but this one's quite good." "then?" "yeah." "What's that then?" "the final day on Earth." "When mankind will be judged for all the crimes they've committed and that." "And see who gets into Heaven and who gets into Hell and all that?" "Yeah." "And what's the other place?" "Purgatory." "Purgatory?" "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one." "either." "Like Tottenham." "Ken?" "About Tottenham?" "The Last Judgment and the afterlife." "Guilt and sins and" "Hell and all that?" "Um..." "Well..." "Ray." "I don't know what I believe." "do they?" "I believe in trying to lead a good life. and let her go out before me. she'd probably think you were just trying to nick her shopping." "Exactly." "This is the world we live in today." "I have killed people." "Not many people." "Most of them were not very nice people." "Apart from one person." "Who's that?" "Danny Aliband's brother." "He was just trying to protect his brother." "Like you or I would." "He was just a lollipop man." "He came at me with a bottle." "What are you gonna do?" "I shot him down." "Hmm. he's gotta take the consequences." "I know that in my heart." "you know?" "that can kill you." "It's a case of it's you or him." "that'd be different." "That wouldn't have been fair." "too." "say?" "You said he was a lollipop man." "He was a lollipop man." "What's a lollipop man doing knowing fucking karate?" "I'm just saying." "How old was he?" "About 50." "What's a 50-year-old lollipop man doing knowing fucking karate?" "a Chinese lollipop man?" "I'm trying to talk about..." "I know what you're trying to talk about." "I killed a little boy." "You keep bringing up fucking lollipop men!" "You didn't mean to kill a little boy." "I know I didn't mean to. a little boy isn't here anymore." "And he'll never be here again." "not here in Belgium." "will he?" "he might have wanted to come here when he got older." "I don't know why." "And that's all because of me." "He's dead because of me." "And I'm trying to... but I can't." "I will always have killed that little boy." "That ain't ever going away." "Ever." "Unless..." "Maybe I go away." "Don't even think like that." "You look good." "What's it matter anyway?" "Raymond?" "I shoot people for money." "What kinds of people?" "the usual." "Is there a lot of money to be made in that line of business?" "There is in priests." "There isn't in children." "Chloe?" "I sell cocaine and heroin to Belgian film crews." "Do you?" "Do I look like I do?" "actually." "Do I look like I shoot people?" "No." "Just children." "Mmm-hmm." "I saw your midget today." "Little prick didn't even say hello." "he's on a lot of ketamine." "What's that?" "Horse tranquilizer." "A horse tranquilizer?" "Where'd he get that?" "I sold it to him." "You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!" "I think it's gonna be a very good one." "There's never been a classic movie made in Bruges until now." "it's a shithole." "Ray." "it's still a shithole." "It's not a shithole." "What?" "Even midgets have to take drugs to stick it." "Okay." "you've insulted my hometown." "Raymond." "Why don't you tell me some Belgian jokes while you're at it?" "I don't know any Belgian jokes." "I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on." "Is Belgium where there were all those child abuse murders lately?" "Then I do know a Belgian joke." "What's Belgium famous for?" "Chocolates and child abuse." "And they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids." "What?" "One of the girls they murdered was a friend of mine." "Chloe." "One of the girls they murdered wasn't a friend of mine." "I just wanted to make you feel bad." "And it worked." "Quite well." "Fucking unbelievable." "What's fucking unbelievable?" "Are you talking to me?" "even though he should just hit the cunt." "And he repeats." "I am talking to you." "What's fucking unbelievable?" "shall I?" "Blowing cigarette smoke straight into myself and my girlfriend's face." "That's fucking unbelievable!" "This is the smoking section." "I don't care if it's the smoking section." "man." "I don't wanna die just because of your fucking arrogance." "Uh-huh." "Isn't that what the Vietnamese used to say?" "the Vietnamese?" "That statement makes no fucking sense at all." "Yes it does." "The Vietnamese!" "saying it over and over ain't gonna make any more sense out of it." "How does the Vietnamese have any relevance whatsoever to myself and my girlfriend having to breathe your friend's cigarette smoke?" "Tell me how saying... you Yankee fucking cunt!" "don't bother." "We're leaving." "Chloe!" "I'd hit a woman who was trying to hit me with a bottle!" "isn't it?" "Or a woman who could do karate." "Chloe." "Don't think that." "you're pretty." "I have to make a call." "no." "haven't you?" "Just because I hit that fucking cow." "Hello?" " Where the fuck were you yesterday?" "Harry." "We only popped out for half an hour." "Yeah?" "What'd you have?" "For dinner?" "Yeah." "at Pizza Hut." "Was it nice?" "it was all right." "I don't know." "It was Pizza Hut." "The same as in England." "isn't it?" "Is Ray there with you?" "He's in the toilet." "Can he hear?" "No." "What's he doing?" "What do you mean?" "Is he doing a wee or a poo?" "the door's closed." "but don't make it sound suspicious." "Ray?" "Why don't you go out down to the pub for half an hour? eh?" "I don't know if they've got bowling anywhere." "Could have a look." "see you." "Yeah." "He's gone." "What'd you say to him?" "you say you've been cooped up?"" "he would." "And he might go have a look to see if there's a bowling alley around." "Was he just having a wee?" "I think so." "I assume so." "Sure he didn't mind?" "he was glad to get out." "He's definitely gone?" "he slammed the door." "That don't mean he's gone." "Go check outside the door." "he's definitely gone." "You realize there are no bowling alleys in Bruges?" "Harry." "The boy wanted to have a look anyway." "a medieval fucking bowling alley?" "I think he was just glad to get out and about." "seeing all the canals and that?" "I had a lovely time when I was there." "All the canals and the old buildings and that." "When were you here?" "When I was seven." "Last happy holiday I fucking had." "yet?" " Yeah." "all the old cobbled streets and that?" "Yeah." "that place?" " Yeah." "With the churches and that." "They're Gothic." " Yeah." "Is it Gothic?" "Yeah." "So he's having a really nice time?" "I'm having a really nice time." "I'm not sure if it's really his cup of tea." "What?" "I'm not sure if it's really his thing." ""It's not really his thing"?" ""It's not really his thing"?" "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" "Harry." "isn't it?" "How can a fairytale town not be somebody's fucking thing?" "eh?" "What I think I meant to say was... the swan's... eh?" "How can that be? he wasn't quite sure about it." "dual carriageway when you get off the train?" "Harry. he just fucking loved it then." "the medieval part of town." "dual carriageway thing sort of put him off for a second." "Don't know if I remember a dual carriageway." "Must be recent." "has it?" "it's just that initial thing." "And you know what? and it made it look almost like a fairytale or something." "do you know what he said?" "What'd he say?" "but I feel like I'm in a dream."" "Yeah?" "He said that?" "Yeah." "in a good dream?" "like in a good dream." "good." "I'm glad he likes it there." "I'm glad we were able to give him something." "was he?" "Huh?" "was he?" "take down this address." "Raamstraat 17." "but with an extra "a."" "Raamstraat 17." "You got that?" "Raamstraat 17." "his name's Yuri." "Yuri." "He'll give you the gun." "Ring me on the public phone at Jimmy Driscoll's after it's done." "After what's done?" "Are you being thick?" "I like Ray." "Ken." "where does it stop?" "Ken?" "where does it stop?" "Harry." "That's an easy one." "Ken." "I'm just glad that I was able to do something for the boy before he went." "Do what for the boy?" "have him get to see Bruges." "I'd like to go to see Bruges again before I die." "It's like a dream."" "but I feel like I'm in a dream."" "Yeah." "Give me a call when he's dead." "you asshole." "what are you doing?" "fucker?" "originally." "And you think it's okay to come over to Belgium and fuck another man's girl?" "all right?" "anyway." "Ask her." "I'd only put me hand on it." "put the gun down!" "Get down on your knees and open your mouth." "Don't start being silly." "Get down on your..." "Exactly at what point was it that all skinheads suddenly became poofs? you just went around beating up Pakistani 12-year-olds." "Now it seems a prerequisite to be a fucking bum-boy!" "man." "there's only blanks in that gun." "don't!" "Now who's the fucking bum-boy?" "you fucking bum-boy!" "what exactly is going on here?" "I can't see!" "I can't see!" "Of course you can't fucking see!" "I just shot a blank in your fucking eyes!" "he used to be." "what's he doing here?" "sometimes." "I fucking knew it was too good to be true!" "normally." "I..." "I called it off tonight." "I told him not to come tonight." "Why did you come tonight?" "I swear it!" "Stop whingeing like a big gay baby." "I haven't had a shag in months!" "Chloe!" "I have to go to the hospital!" "I'll drive you." "Great!" "Now the whole night's ruined!" "No!" "You can stay if you want." "I just don't know how long I'll be." "I just knew someone like you would never like someone like me." "someone like me?" "someone nice." "Call me." "Please." "Chloe!" "Cha-ching!" "Have you got some sort of problem?" "no problem." "Four beers in 20 minutes." "No problem." "Fuck off." "Beer and a red wine." "I'll be back." "How's the movie going?" "It's a jumped-up Eurotrash piece of rip-off fucking bullshit." "in a bad way?" "Your girlfriend's very pretty." "She ain't my girlfriend." "She's a prostitute I just picked up." "Didn't know there were any prostitutes in Bruges." "You just have to look in the right places." "Brothels are good." "you've picked up a very pretty prostitute." "Thank you." "You from the States?" "Yeah." "But don't hold it against me." "I'll try not to." "Just try not to say anything too loud or crass." "huh?" "ugly little man." "please." "How'd your date go?" "My date involved two instances of extreme violence. which lasted all too briefly." "Isn't that always the way? and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead." "my evening pretty much balanced out fine." "You got five grams of coke? as if I'm about to have a heart attack." "please remember to tell the doctors that it might have something to do with the coke." "then." "because it makes you depressed?" "I don't really give a fuck." "Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today?" "I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today." "except maybe to a horse." "Huh?" "What are you talking about?" "Just horseshit." "You from America?" "Yeah." "But don't hold it against me." "isn't it?" "too?" "I'm from Amsterdam." "Amsterdam." "isn't it?" "Yes." "That's why I came to Bruges." "I thought I'd get a better price for my pussy here." "Huh?" "You two are weird." "Would you like some cocaine?" "I've also got some acid and some ecstasy." "did." "did." "Lots of midgets... top themselves." "Hmm." "Shitloads." "Would you ever think about it?" "Huh?" "Would you ever think about killing yourself because you're a midget?" "man!" "What kind of question is that?" "aren't we?" "this is the kind of hotel Harry should have put us in." "with prostitutes in." "I think Harry doesn't even give a shit about us at all." "Has he still not called?" "No." "Still hasn't called." "eh?" "Hmm." "Who's she?" "man." "I can see it." "There's gonna be a war between the blacks and between the whites." "You ain't even gonna need a uniform no more." "This ain't gonna be a war where you pick your side." "Your side's already picked for you." "And I know whose side I'm fighting on." "I'm fighting with the blacks." "The whites are gonna get their heads kicked in!" "man." "who are the half-castes gonna fight with?" "man." "That's obvious." "But what about the Pakistanis?" "The blacks." "What about..." "Think of a hard one." "What about the Vietnamese?" "The blacks!" "I'm definitely fighting with the blacks if they've got the Vietnamese." "hang on." "Would all of the white midgets in the world be fighting against all the black midgets in the world?" "Yeah." "That would make a good film!" "man." "That's..." "Undeniably true. my wife was black." "And I loved her very much." "she was murdered by a white man." "where the fuck am I supposed to stand in all this blood and carnage?" "Did they get the guy who did it?" "A friend of mine got him." "Harry Waters got him." "whose side do I fight on in this wonderful war?" "I think you need to weigh up all your options" "Ken." "Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf." "I think I'm heading home." "Yeah." "I think I'll come with you." "shorty!" "You don't know karate." "Don't say you didn't have it coming." "Don't say you didn't have it coming." "Shortarse!" "Meeting Yuri." "I'm Yuri." "Mr. Waters said that might be necessary." "There are a lot of alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park." ""alcoves"?" ""Alcoves"?" "Yes." "Sometimes." "There are not many people around in these alcoves in Christmastime." "I would murder him here." "alcoves"?" "yes." "It's kind of like "nooks and crannies."" "yes." "Perhaps this would be more accurate." "rather than "alcoves." Yeah." "aren't you?" "Mr. Waters will be very disappointed..." "Of course I'm going to fucking do it." "It's what I do." "Your friend was behaving rather oddly this morning." "Oddly?" "How?" "and if I wanted a boy or a girl." "of course." "But then he gave me 200 euros to give to the baby." "but he was quite insistent." "Would you give it back to him when you see him?" "but it seemed like all the money he had." "Do you know where he is now?" " He said he was going to the park." "Ray." "I'm sorry." "don't!" "Fucking hell!" "Where the fuck did you come from?" "Ray?" "What the fuck are you doing?" "Nothing." "my God!" "I wasn't." "You were gonna kill yourself!" "I'm allowed to." "you're not!" "What?" "I'm not allowed to and you are?" "How's that fair?" "please?" "Ray." "You fucking looked like you were gonna go fucking through with it." "Where'd you get that gun?" "A friend of Harry's." "man." "Let me see it." "too." "Nice." "Mine's a bloody girl's gun." "I'm keeping it." "Pardon me?" "Give me me gun back." "You're not getting it back." "You're a suicide case." "And you were trying to shoot me in the fucking head." "You're not getting that gun back." "A great day this has turned out to be. me gun gets nicked and we're still in fucking Bruges." "I'm gonna give you some money and put you on a train somewhere." "Back to England?" "Ray." "You'd be a dead man!" "I want to be a dead man." "Have you been missing something?" "Ray." "I killed a little boy!" "Then save the next little boy. get out of this business and try to do something good." "You're not gonna help anybody dead." "You're not gonna bring that boy back." "But you might save the next one." "a doctor?" "You need exams." "Ray." "Do anything." "What a wanker! joyful memory before you died." "In Bruges?" "maybe." "Why fucking Bruges?" "I suppose it's cheaper." "The rest of the acid and the ecstasy." "please?" "Ken?" "What am I gonna do?" "Just keep moving." "Keep on moving." "Try not to think about it." "maybe?" "I can hardly do English." "though." "You don't have to learn any of their languages." "Just forget about home for a while." "seven years." "Seven years is not that long." "It's longer than that boy got." "Me first fucking job." "Great hitman I turned out to be." "Ray." "Are you?" "When are you going back to England?" "I'll head back in a couple of hours or something." "is he?" "For letting me go?" "I'll sort out Harry." "anyway." "Ray?" "Harry?" "It's Ken." "Listen to this noise." "Do you know what that is?" "I know you know it's a train." "Do you know what train? and he doesn't know where he's going and neither do I." "do your worst." "You've got the address of the hotel." "I'll be here waiting." "now." "It's like a fucking fairytale or something." "Harry." "Harry!" "What?" "It's an inanimate fucking object." "You're an inanimate fucking object!" "okay?" "'Cause Daddy's got to go away for a few days." "Where are you going?" "I've got to go to Bruges." "Bruges?" "Where's that?" "It's in Belgium." "Why would anybody have to go to Belgium?" "'Cause I've got to sort something out." "Is it something to do with the phone?" "It's something to do with Ken." "It's a matter of honor." "is it?" "of course it's gonna be dangerous if it's a matter of fucking honor!" "You are bringing the fellas with you?" "Tell me you're bringing the fellas with you." "Harry." "I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object." "I was upset." "You're Irish?" "Yes." "What is your name?" "Derek Perlurrl." "You hit the Canadian." "You hit the Canadian." "I "heet" the Canadian?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "That's him!" "That's the motherfucker." "yeah?" "Canadian?" "Shit." "We're taking you back to Bruges." "Brilliant." "Aye aye." "Mr. Waters." "An Uzi?" "I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles." "I didn't come here to shoot 20 black 10-year-olds in a fucking drive-by." "I want a normal gun for a normal person." "I knew he wouldn't kill the guy." "I could see it in his eyes when I was telling him about the alcoves." "About the what?" "The alcoves." "The alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park." "I also have some dumdums." "dumdums"?" "The bullets that make the head explode?" "yeah." "Would you like some of these dumdums? but I will." "Motherfucker." "Is he talking to me?" "Mr. Waters." "Your young friend blinded him last night." "Ray did?" "I was trying to rob him and he took my gun from me. and he shot the blank into my eye." "the doctors say." "it sounds like it was all your fault." "What? it's all your fault for being such a poof." "So why don't you stop whingeing and cheer the fuck up?" "I really wouldn't respond." "I thought you wanted the guy dead?" "I do want the guy dead." "I want him fucking crucified." "little gay boy." "Does it?" "Yuri." "Well?" "Harry." "He's a walking dead man." "Keeps going on about Hell and purgatory... please?"" "Could you go blow his fucking head off for me?"" ""He's suicidal"?" "I'm suicidal." "You're suicidal." "Everybody's fucking suicidal!" "We don't all keep going on about it!" "is he?" "He put a loaded gun to his head this morning." "I stopped him." "He..." "What?" "This gets fucking worse!" "We were down in the park..." "Let me get this right." "You were down in the park?" "What's that got to do with fucking anything? which sounds like it would've solved the boy's problem." "It wouldn't have solved his problem." "I wouldn't have thought twice." "I'd have killed myself on the fucking spot." "On the fucking spot." "I'd have stuck the gun in me mouth on the fucking spot!" "Harry." "The boy has the capacity to change." "The boy has the capacity to do something decent with his life." "Ken." "I have the capacity to change." "you do." "You've the capacity to get fucking worse!" "now I'm getting down to it!" "let's face it. but you're a cunt." "you've always been a cunt." "And the only thing that's gonna change is you're gonna become an even bigger cunt." "Maybe have some more cunt kids." "Leave my kids fucking out of it." "What have they done?" "You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!" "I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids." "mate!" "didn't I?" "Still leaves you being a cunt." "I fucking got that." "Where's Ray now?" "Ray is in one or other other than here." "I'll get all the money back to you soon as I get through to me friend." "Raymond." "too." "English humor!" "I'm assuming you've got your gun on you." "isn't he?" "He does yoga." ""The alcoves."" "Was he going on to you about the alcoves?" ""The alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park."" "I know you gotta do what you gotta do." "you know?" "I'm not gonna have a shootout am I?" "just on their holidays." "Hmm." "eh?" "Harry." "On top of calling me a cunt and calling me kids cunts." "I might just have to fucking shoot you right here." "Christ!" "Let's go up the bell tower." "Be quiet up there this time of evening." "Let's go up there." "Yeah." "Canadians." "did they?" "supposed to turn up to court here in two days." "Are you going to turn up?" "Don't know." "What have I got to stay for really?" "The most beautiful woman you've ever seen" "in all of your stupid life." "The tower is closed this evening." "No way." "It's supposed to be open till 7:00." "The tower is usually open until 7:00." "Yesterday an American had a heart attack up the tower." "Today the tower is closed." "here's 100 for you." "We're only gonna be 20 minutes." "The tower is closed this evening." "Englishman?" "I've been wanting to say" "I'm really sorry for karate-chopping you the other night." "That was way out of order. if the two of you weren't laughing straight in my fucking face!" "man." "Harry." "I'm glad I got to see it." "I didn't mean to be taking the piss out of it being a fairytale place." "It is a fairytale place." "It really is." "Hmm." "really. there'd be too many people coming to see it." "It would spoil the whole thing." "I'm glad I got to see it before I died." "What are you doing?" "What are you fucking doing?" "Harry." "then I'm blowing your fucking head off." "Don't come over all Gandhi." "What are you fucking doing?" "please." "Pick up your gun." "I know I'm going to beat you anyway I'm totally in your debt." "I love you unreservedly for all that." "What?" "For your integrity." "For your honor." "I love you." "The boy had to be let go." "The boy had to be given a chance." "then that's what I had to do." "But I'm not fighting you." "everything you've got to do." "I accept it." "Totally." "yeah?" "Yeah." "can I?" "Harry." "It's entirely your call." "All I'm saying is I'm not fighting." "you fucking cunt!" "I'm not gonna do nothing to you just 'cause you're standing about like Robert fucking Powell." "Like who?" "Like Robert fucking Powell out of Jesus of fucking Nazareth!" "My fucking leg! and it's all some kind of Boschian nightmare." "Kiss my ass!" "Jimmy?" "I wasn't..." "I wasn't talking about..." "There's gonna be a war between all the blacks and all the whites. which would actually be really good." "That's just cocaine." "He didn't even want the Vietnamese on his side!" "That's just cocaine." "we're filming down by the pointy building tonight." "It might actually be good for once." "You guys should come along." "Jimmy." "That's how it is!" "In another life." "aren't they?" "You didn't." "You didn't!" "Mr. Waters?" "Mr. Waters?" "Who's that?" "It's Eirik." "The blind boy?" "Yeah." "Yes." "What do you fucking want? he's downstairs at the bar." "Ken." "But you can't kill a kid and expect to get away with it." "You just can't." "Where?" "To the left when you come out." "The bar to the left." "Ken!" "Ken!" "Ken!" "Harry's here." "What?" "Take my gun." "Ken?" "Where's my gun?" "Where's my gun?" "I think." "Ken!" "Jesus!" "Mr. Blakely said you had left." "I need the key to the room right now." "now!" "very dangerous here." "All right?" "Go home!" "Right now!" "Okay." "right now!" "please." "I won't." "I won't get out of your way." "You'll have to go through me." "with a baby and that?" "I'm a nice person." "please?" "Marie!" "it's okay." "swear not to start shooting until she's left the hotel." "I swear not to start shooting till she's left the hotel." "I totally swear." "I'm not going anywhere." "This is my hotel." "So you can fuck off!" "I suppose you've got a gun up there?" "Yeah." "Then what are we gonna do?" "We can't stand here all night." "Why don't you both put your guns down and go home?" "Don't be stupid." "This is the shootout." "I've got an idea." "What?" "right? see if I can swim to the other side and escape. you can shoot at me from there and try and get me." "entire thing." "Do you completely promise to jump into the canal?" "come back in 10 minutes and find you fucking hiding in a cupboard." "Harry." "am I?" "right or left?" "don't you?" "You can see it from the doorway!" "It's a big fucking canal!" "haven't I?" "okay?" "Okay." "What?" "Who says it?" "you say it." "You guys are crazy." "Are you ready?" "Ready." "Set?" "Set." "go!" "Keep driving!" "No way." "You're way too far away." "The little boy." "Ray." "The little boy." "Oh." "I see." "Harry." "He's not..." "You've got to stick to your principles." "There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened." ""and accept whatever punishment she chose for me."" "it didn't matter." "I wouldn't be in fucking Bruges." "maybe that's what Hell is." ""The entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges!"" "really hoped I wouldn't die." "really hoped I wouldn't die."