"This is bad." "I have to hurry." "Ouran Private High School, is defined with emphasis on one, family lineage, and two, wealth." "One of the few elite schools in Japan for the sons and daughters of the wealthy." "Miss, welcome." "Dear Mother in heaven, did I choose the wrong school?" "I'm so happy." "Miss, your strawberry cake." "Thank you, it looks delicious!" "The students of the school are all high-class idlers." "After school, I can't even find one quiet place to study." "Mother, I'm secretly determined... to not be too involved with the people here." "And to study hard for the next 3 years." "Beware." "If you continue to walk forward, your fate may change." "Perhaps in here." "It looks expensive." "Welcome... to the Ouran Host Club." "Host Club?" "The famous Host Club." "Formed by us 6 young beauties, who were bored to tears, to entertain the lovely ladies who are also bored." "This is the purpose of the Host Club!" "Hey, isn't he one of our classmates?" "What?" "How boring!" "Be more polite, Hikaru, Kaoru." "Even if it's a guy, he's still an important guest." "Don't be angry, honor student, Fujioka Haruhi." "We know about you." "You're the honor student, aren't you?" "The one that got the scholarship?" "Only bold people like you can do it." "Bold?" "Correct, you're like a warrior." "Even if you are top of your class, you are still the poorest student in this school." "Who will possibly still be ignored, just like the pitiful commoners." "No, he surely will be ignored." "No, you don't have to go that far as to say that..." "And that's just fine!" "Long live the poor!" "But, we never knew you actually liked guys." "Guys?" "What type do you prefer?" "The cool type?" "The secret twin love type?" "The lovely type?" "The rough and wild type?" "Or am I, the prince type, more to your liking?" "Wait!" "I just wanted to find a quiet place to study." "This is bad." "What are you going to do?" "I'll pay!" "Can you even afford it?" "Currently, this vase is valued at 8 million Yen." "8 million Yen?" "!" "What should we do, Tamaki?" "Fujioka-kun, have you ever heard of the proverb, (Kun - honorific used to address younger males)" ""When in Rome, do as the Romans do."" ""If you don't have money, then use your body to pay it off."" "From today on, you are the Host Club's slave." "This is too much, Mother." "I'm caught in a bind by an odd, devilish group of host boys." "Why am I so unlucky?" "When you open the door, there is a gorgeous scene of the male Host Club." "That's really great!" "If it was you, Tamaki-kun, where would you take me for the summer?" "If it was with you, anywhere would be great." "Tamaki-kun, what kind of music do you like to listen to?" "Anything that you like, I like." "Today I baked a cake, do you want to try some?" "Only if you are willing to feed it to me." "So cool!" "How so...?" "He is the President, Suou Tamaki, our number one host." "Number one?" "=Second year high school student, Suou Tamaki=- =-(The Host King)= =Second year high school student, Suoh Tamaki= =(The Host King)=" "With that face?" "=Second year high school student, Suou Tamaki=- -=(The Host King)=- By the way, sitting beside him is Ayanokoji." "Princess," "Tamaki's regular customer." "how are you today?" "Good." "Really?" "Hikaru-kun!" "Even though Kaoru is like a daredevil..." "Hikaru..." "A while ago he started to panic and came crying to me." "Hikaru!" "You're so mean... in front of everyone...." "I'm sorry, Kaoru." "Because at that time you were really too cute." "Hikaru!" " I'm deeply moved!" " I'm deeply moved!" "What are they crying for?" "The fact is, most women like the beautiful man-forbidden love type." "The twins', Hikaru and Kaoru, selling point is their forbidden love." "=First year high school students,=- -=Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru=- I really don't understand at all." "Then the others sitting there are Hunny senpai and Mori senpai." "(Senpai - senior, mentor)" "=Third year high school student,=- -=Haninozuka Mitsukuni (aka Hunny)=" "So yummy!" "=Third year high school student,= =Haninozuka Mitsukuni (aka Hunny)= =Third year high school student,= =Haninozuka Mitsukuni (aka Hunny)=" "So cute!" "=Third year high school student,=- -=Haninozuka Mitsukuni (aka Hunny)=" "So cute!" "Cute?" "But that person is a third year student, isn't he?" "Haru-chan!" "(Chan - honorific usually used for girls or closeness)" "Let's eat cake together." "Let's go back." "What happened just now?" "How did he become so small?" "What are you talking about?" "Are you seeing things?" "But, just now..." " After that beside him is Morinozuka Takashi." " Would you like to have some cake?" "It's very good." "=Third year high school student,=- -=Morinozuka Takashi (aka Mori)=" "You will like it." "=Third year high school student,=- -=Morinozuka Takashi (aka Mori)=" "Mori senpai is going to eat the cake." "=Third year high school student,=- -=Morinozuka Takashi (aka Mori)=" "Mori senpai is going to eat the cake." "He's not saying anything at all." "His silence is his selling point." "I don't understand." "They play up their own characteristics to meet the needs of customers." "It's our club policy." "As a temporary staff member you'll be doing odd jobs." "Oh, you're free to run away, but I have picture of your "awesome" moments." "Do not underestimate our intelligence network." "If you would like to graduate smoothly, you better not even think about escaping from here." "=Second year high school student,= =Ootori Kyouya (Vice President)= =Second year high school student,= =Ootori Kyouya (Vice President)=" "I'm the VP, Ootori Kyouya, nice to meet you." "=Second year high school student,= =Ootori Kyouya (Vice President)= =Second year high school student,= =Ootori Kyouya (Vice President)=" "It's the Devil's dark smile." "If you act like that, you'll never be welcomed by the girls." "The Host Club's mottoes are:" "Number one..." "Strong, noble and elegant." "Number..." "I don't really care." "Things like being a boy or a girl or looks..." "Do those things really matter?" "What's inside is the thing that matters most." "You have a point." "I would completely understand if you are trying to make yourself feel better, but for us who are born pretty, life isn't easy." "In order to meet people's expectation, we must strive to become prettier." "For example, you must pay attention to which angle you look best at." "My face viewed from the right side at an angle of 38.5 degrees is the most perfect." "However, looking from the left side, an angle of 42 degrees is perfect." "What's that term used to describe this type of person?" "Troublesome..." "No, there should be a more appropriate word." "Annoying." "You hit the wall?" "Amazing!" "You really are extraordinary!" "This is a new offensive attack." "Very effective." "Haru-chan, that was incredible!" "I only said my true feelings." "What is this?" "You asked me to buy coffee." "That's instant coffee." "What is instant coffee?" "Could it be the kind that just needs hot water?" "Commoner's coffee!" "Is this the legendary commoner's coffee?" "100 grams for 300 Yen." "A really shocking price!" "Looks like the rumor that commoners don't even have time to grind their own coffee is true." "I'm very sorry for not buying you the high grade coffee beans." "I'll go back and buy it." "Wait!" "I'll drink it." "I want to drink it." "Incredible!" "Incredible!" "The rich young master." "Ever since you came here, it's become a mess." "I'm sorry." "I was talking to myself." "Next time I also want to try commoner's coffee." "Haruhi." "Come and show us how to make the commoner's coffee." "Pour hot water in the cup and stir to mix it well." "=The Demo of Making The Commoner Coffee.=" "After a moment, it's ready." "Everybody, let's try the commoner's coffee." "Try it, please." "This is commoner's coffee." "I wouldn't dare drink it." "You see, the girls are all embarrassed." "What if I feed it to you with my mouth?" "I'll drink it." " I'll also drink it." " I'll drink it." "I want to go home." " Have a nice day." "We will come again." " Have a nice day." "We will come again." "Bye bye." "But I only wanted to find a quiet place to study." "What's wrong?" "Is it inconvenient to study at home?" "At home, my dad sleeps during the day." "He works every night." "It's not easy to support me alone." "I don't wish to cause him any trouble." "Then, what about your mother?" "10 years ago, my mother got sick and passed away." "Um..." "How come your life experience is so pitiful?" "You also have an 8 million Yen debt." "Right!" "I have a good idea." "It'll allow you to become rich enough to pay off your debt." "It's the use of a sacred profession to make money." "What kind of profession?" "A host." "A host?" "I will teach you." "Yes." "If you can get 100 customers..." "If you can get 100 customers to request you, your debt will be eliminated." "I don't want to!" "That's not right!" "Observe." "When you put the cup down, extend your little finger as a buffer." "Gentlemen do not make unnecessary noises." "Listen up, Haruhi." "There are three mottoes of the Host Club." "The second is, studying hard is the way to become a good man." "Repeat what I said." "Boss, this guy's problem isn't his technique, it's his looks." "That's right." "No one will request him looking like this." "You're right." "Above all, what's with these outdated glasses?" "All of you know what to do, right?" "Hikaru, Kaoru." "Kyouya, contact your tailor." "Prepare to make an urgent uniform set." "Mori senpai, Hunny senpai, prepare the contact lenses." "Senpai..." "Are you finished changing?" "This is good." "Haru-chan, you're so cute." "If you were this cute, you should have told us earlier." "It looks like he won't have a problem attracting customers." "So cute..." "I mean, everything is just as I predicted." "Tomorrow, you shall debut as a host!" "Do you know him?" "Don't tell me that's Fujioka-kun?" "So handsome!" "Haruhi-kun, you seem like a totally different person." "Is that so?" "I heard you ride the train to school everyday." "Is that true?" "That's true." "Then do you also cook meals by yourself?" "Yes." "I heard you're responsible for your family's financial affairs." "It's not that serious." "My dad gives me 10 000 Yen a week for living expenses." " 10 000 Yen?" "For 1 week?" " 10 000 Yen?" "For 1 week?" "That's right." "Ah really!" "Why are you talking about such "commoner" things?" "But, he is so cute!" "It's a miracle!" "Miracle?" "Because your mother died from an illness, right?" "This is a photo of my mother." "She is a beautiful person." "She was a great cook." "When she was in the hospital, she gave me a lot of recipes." "I found joy in remembering them one by one, and my father was always very happy when I made the meals well." "I really enjoy these kinds of moments." "Haruhi-kun, is it okay if I request you for tomorrow too?" " Me too!" " Me too!" "He's a natural!" "He doesn't need skill." "He's just being himself, doing what's natural to him." "Tamaki-sama." "(Sama - honorific used to show respect)" "Sorry, Princess." "I'm so tired." "If you have any kind of trouble, please come to our club." "You're that guy from before." "I am Nekozawa of the Black Magic Club." "Supported by the power of evil spirits, any annoying trouble can be eliminated." "It may be an evil spirit's curse, but it is very effective." "That may be true, but aren't you hot?" "Let me help you take off your robe." "You actually dared to do that." "Nekozawa senpai is afraid of the sun." "I hope that nothing bad happens." "Haruhi, what are you doing?" "The Host Club activities are about to start." "Sorry, I left my bag in the classroom." "I'm sorry, but both of you can go ahead." "That's strange, I clearly remember putting my bag in my locker." "That's my bag." "Is this what they call "bullying"?" "This is a curse." "Someone has cursed you." "Furthermore, there are signs of bankruptcy." "Please be careful." "My wallet." "How terrible." "But, there was only 10 000 Yen inside your wallet, right?" "Isn't it better for you to give up?" "I won't give up, because that is my precious living allowance." "Are you that jealous?" "You are jealous of our lives, aren't you?" "Remember this, jealousy only makes people look bad." "I absolutely will not drink that commoner's coffee!" "She must have done this, but I have no evidence." "I can't find my wallet!" "Hey, Haruhi." "Tamaki senpai." "What are you doing?" "My wallet fell into the water." "Do you mean the wallet containing your 10 000 Yen for your living expenses?" "Is it that funny?" "To all of you, it might just be a mere 10 000 Yen, but to me..." "You'll never find it like this." "You must do it like this." "You don't have to do this." "You'll get wet." "Idiot, don't you know what they say about a guy dripping water?" "(Mizu mo shitataru - idiom meaning handsome guy)" " Wow, it's really cold!" " It's really cold!" "Count us in too." "For the treasure hunt." "Looks like business will be closed for today." "All right." "Let's see who can find the wallet first." "The competition starts now." "This isn't right." "Hey, Mori senpai!" "Takashi, it's pitiful so just let it go." "The person who finds it will receive 10%, right?" "Why did she pick me?" "In the end, you still couldn't find your wallet." "It was getting dark, so I asked them to return home." "In any case, it was too much of you to trouble Tamaki-sama and the others." "He only think that you're different." "Don't flatter yourself and mistake their kindness." "Are you... jealous?" "Even though you are a commoner, don't you dare look down on me." "I'm a good guy who's dripping water." "(Japanese idiom meaning a guy that is extremely handsome)" "Tamaki-sama, this is just a misunderstanding." "It's just..." "Enough already." " Did you think we didn't know?" " Did you think we didn't know?" "Please do not underestimate my intelligence network." "That woman is scary." "Unfortunately, those who bully our club's member, do not deserve be our customer." "Tamaki-sama is an idiot!" "What's so fun about looking after this commoner?" "I'll compensate for your living expenses." "Is that enough?" "Excuse me." "What do you want?" "It's not enough?" "Let me tell you, there's several times your monthly expenses..." "That's not what I meant." "I can't accept this." "I'm giving it back to you." "It's my own fault for not carrying my wallet with me." "Furthermore, I don't really dislike living on 10 000 yen." "You are really something, Haruhi." "Aren't you being a fool?" "You should have just kept it." "You really are strange." "Haru-chan is so cool!" "It's the strength of the commoner, right?" "All right, I have decided." "Next week we'll hold a large-scale commoner's coffee party." "The third motto of the Host Club, Haruhi, is that the spirit of hospitality is the essence of the Host Club." "Is it all right if I also invite the princess over there?" "Yes." ""My sincerest apologies for causing so much trouble."" "That's what it says." "=Deepest apologies, Ayanokoji Seika= =Commoner's Coffee= =Deepest apologies, Ayanokoji Seika= =Commoner's Coffee=" "There's a year's supply here." "=Deepest apologies, Ayanokoji Seika=- -=Commoner's Coffee=- No, maybe more than that." "Ha-Haruhi..." "Hmm?" "I've found your wallet." "Your weeks worth of expenses." "We didn't expect it to take the whole night." "Thank you very much!" "Ah, sorry." "Student ID card?" "Haruhi..." "Yes?" "Are you a girl?" "Pretty much." "I see." "You've finally realized it, Boss?" "It totally slipped past him!" "I've known since the beginning." "This is going to be interesting." "Why didn't anyone ever tell me?" "I'm very sorry for surprising you." "I don't have a problem with being treated as a guy." "I don't really care about my appearance." "But... yesterday, you were really cool, Senpai!" "The Host King has been floored." "How useless." "Don't tell me..." "Tama-chan is in love?" "Dear Mother in heaven..." "I still don't understand the people here." "Physical examination?" "I'll get found out, right?" "We will definitely protect your secret!" "Mission Haruhi-is-definitely-a-guy!" "I understand." "There is a bad omen." "Haruhi-kun is undressing." "Actually..."