"Well friends." "I hope it's OK to call you friends." "First, let me give you a great big hello." "Mr. Schwanenmeister, to the stage please." "STAGE" "Schwanenmeister, to the stage please." "Schwanenmeister, come to the stage immediately." "Schwanenmeister, to the stage immediately!" "Shit, then the Celebration Show Band is urgently requested to come to the stage now!" "FOREVER NEVER ANYWHERE" "Mr. Anzengruber, all I can offer you is Alprazolam benzodiazepine." "Xanax?" "No." "Oxazepam benzodiazepine?" "No, not until tomorrow." "Citalopram?" "Thanks, nice talking to you." "Manfred!" "Hi." "Let's go!" "Did you get everything you wanted?" "Cough drops, bonbons for mental malaise?" "Bon, bon." "Yeah, cough drops." "Nope, didn't get anything." "Because this ridiculous pharmacy has nothing for existential loathing." "Let's go." "Where did you dig up this car?" "Is it new or something?" " New old car." "You'll never guess who it belonged to." " You're right." "Because I'm not guessing period!" "How's business?" "Yep." "How's it going?" "Yep." "Can you make a little effort when we talk?" "This was always a no smoking car." "Let's keep it that way." "Smoking kills and makes you impotent." " In that order?" "A cigarette a day keeps the doctor away." "That's so childish, Manfred." "You can always open the window." "Or this sunroof." "It's defective." "Ah, it's defective." "One helluva car you bought." "What's that awful smell?" "Herring salad." " What?" "For the opening." "Herring salad?" "I don't believe it." "You know I'm allergic to fish!" "Excuse me, Where's the bar?" "Screw you." "Hi Sabine." "Hi Fredl, brother dear." "You invited a bunch of idiots." " Hush." "Look, that's Matthias." " Ah, so that's him." "Mom said to give you these letters." "Can you have your mail redirected?" " Yeah, OK." "Fredl?" " What?" "Try not to drink so much, OK?" "Where can I try not to drink so much?" "Inside." "Where's Raffi?" "Here he comes with his stinky salad." "Hello." "That's sweet of you." " Herring salad." "With great pleasure I welcome you... to this festive opening." "It turned out lovely," "I'm sure I speak for everyone." "Congratulations, honey, as reader, wine drinker, and... as your husband." "Thank you, Rafael." "And thank you all for coming to the pre-opening." "First of all..." "I'll be closing the bookstore for two weeks." "Rafael has given me a trip." "La Gomera." "Two weeks." "You can imagine:" "relaxation, indulgence..." "My lamb chop, stay with me, I beg on bended knee." "'I love you' said in sheep is..." "Baa." "I kiss you tenderly, our love was meant to be," "I swear that isn't just blah, blah." "Well friends," "I hope it's OK to call you friends." "Moving right along, we now come to the next tool, a skit about a couple that has been married a very long time." "But... listen for yourself." "You're not eating." "I don't like it." "Why not?" "Because you cooked it." "I don't like it because you cooked it." "Are you crazy?" "How dare you say that!" "Try it yourself." "See if you like your own cooking." "Future archeologists will dig up sideburns... and shirts with ugly collars, and say:" "Now that's ugly, must be from the 70s... of the 20th century." "You'll probably be hugging a bent-lip bowl when they dig you up." "I don't think they'll dig Rafael up at all." "You don't dig up archaeologists, darling." "What for?" "You want to learn how people lived, not how they buried their noses in the past." "You probably won't even bury me..." "Where's Fredl?" "Getting drunk." "As usual." "Oh dear..." "No one understands you here." "This is Austria." "Yeah, yeah." "Aw, so what." "So what." "An energy drink, please." "Envy... sees the flowerbed... but not the spade." "What?" "Nothing." "I just..." "Sometimes I just like to imagine..." "I enjoy the challenge... of reducing conversations to mere quotes and sayings, it's a kind of sport, an athletic exercise in speaking." "You're barking up the wrong tree." "I didn't mean it that way." "Thanks." "What are you up to?" "I'm going walking." "What?" "You're going walking?" "Good plan." "It'll be a beautiful night." "A magnificent night." "3.30 euros." "Keep the change." " Thanks." "Oh Fredl." "Can I crash at your place?" "I feel sick." " No." "Raffi will take you home." "I'm glad you came, brother dear." "I'm leaving." "If you want a ride, c'mon." "Bye." "See you." "Take care of yourself." "Let's go." "Raffi, ciao." "Thanks for everything." "Drive safely." "Well, opportunity always knocks twice." "Respect, you've walked pretty far." "It kind of came out wrong at the bar, but..." "I didn't mean it that way." "I was just making conversation." "My God, stop for a second!" "If you knew how silly you look." "Pathetic traffic light." "Bitch." "Nasty little bitch." "Such a bitch." "Oh God, oh God!" "What next?" "Is everything alright?" "Just look at my car!" "What happened?" "If I only knew..." "Fuckin' piece of shit!" "Now calm down." "Are you hurt?" "I don't think so." "I don't know, don't think so." "Where were you headed?" "I don't know the area." "I really don't know." "Tell you what, I'll drive you to the next town." "You get a room, grab some sleep, and worry about your car tomorrow." "Alright?" "In you go." "It kind of stinks here." "Fish salad in back, brother-in-law in front." "How did it happen?" "Animals crossing the road?" "Badgers or foxes?" "It was a walker." "A walker." "Look out!" "What's wrong?" "What happened to me?" "I..." "We drove off the road." "There was a woman." "Are you OK?" "What's with your ear?" "She was walking down the middle of the road." "I tried not to hit her, but no chance." "I couldn't just plow her down." "What was that crazy jogger doing in the woods at night?" "She was a walker!" "Who's he?" " Don't know his name." "I picked him up." "How are you?" "Lousy." "Can you open the door?" "I want to get out!" "Shit!" "Won't open." "There's a tree." "I've got a tree here." "Keep going." "That's as far as it goes." "Mine doesn't open at all." "Hello?" "Can you move your seat forward a little?" "Oh God!" "Sorry." "What next?" "C'mon." "It's broken." "I was going to have it fixed, but..." "I figured I had time until spring." "Can't you just smash the window?" "It's no use." "It's bulletproof glass." "What?" "Why bulletproof glass?" "Who is this man?" "My name is Schwanenmeister." "It used to be Kurt Waldheim's car." "What?" "I got it on eBay." "You can't be serious, you idiot." "Yes, that's why it's bulletproof glass." "Trapped in a Nazi car." "It's not a Nazi car." "It was his car when he was the UN Secretary-General." "As a Nazi, he didn't have a car." "He had a horse." "Who had a horse, when?" "Can you speak up?" "I don't understand you." "The car belonged to... former Austrian President Dr. Kurt Waldheim." "No reception, what about you?" " What?" "No." "And there's something wrong with my leg." "Honk the horn!" "Does anything work in this fuckin' car?" "It's just a matter oftime... until someone finds us." "And, Mr. uh?" "Lord Muddlepuddle..." "The name is Schwanenmeister." "Mr. Schwanenmeister, I'm sorry for having inconvenienced you." "As soon as it's light out I'm sure they'll rescue us." "What's important is that we're OK." "OK my ass!" "And what's with your ear?" "Can you at least turn on the heater?" "Close the window." "There's a draft." "Best thing to do is urinate in a champagne bottle." "I've got a few in the trunk, look." "What's this guck?" " Herring salad." "Oh God." "Yeah, but it's full." "If it's not empty, I can't piss into it." "I'll empty it for you." "Here, I'll have a sip too." "Do you mind going a little faster?" "Gentlemen, may we be rescued soon!" "Manfred." "Finish it off before you fill it up!" "Shit." "So you're... the brother of Mr. Beige's wife?" "Baisch!" "He's my brother-in-law." "Yeah, OK." "Sorry." "Why is it taking so long?" "It's been light for ages." "Sabine is boarding the plane right now..." "What do you mean?" "Search plane, or what?" "No." "Vacation plane." "To the Canary Islands." "Nonsense." "She won't lie on the beach, she'll search for you." "I doubt it, we've been living apart." "For 4 months." "Trial separation." "There." "Full again." "Now what do we do with it?" "I'll pour it out." "Thanks." "It's real warm." "Can you pass me the herring salad?" "Thanks." "Shit." " C'mon, Manfred." "Please." "That is so gross." "Shut up!" "What else am I supposed to do?" "Take the cork, put it back in, and pass it back to Mr. Schwanenmeister..." "And you put it back in the trunk." "How do you like Matthias?" "Sabine's lover." "The guy holding her hand on the plane." "What do you mean?" "I hear his body trembles when he comes." "Did you pay for his ticket too?" "I gave her a gift certificate." "Do you think he went with her?" "Of course he went with her." "You know what she told me?" "That her whole body trembles too... when he fucks her." "For minutes on end." "Will you please stop?" "And you know what else she said?" "That she was with you four years too long." "Four years." "She said you're disgusting." "The most disgusting thing about you is your beard." "Because it stinks, she says." "Stop it!" "Stop it, I said!" "What's going on?" "What's gotten into you?" "I don't believe this!" "Have another drink!" "It calms your nerves at least." "I always drink before performances." "Almost a full bottle of red wine." "The exact amount necessary to balance out the fear." "Performances." "What kind of performances?" "You're not famous in the classic sense, Mr. Schwanenmeister, or are you?" "Roughly 150 performances a year, plus... an occasional TV appearance." "Fuck." "Acceptance with the opinion leaders and... mainstream compatibility." "I could give you... a little sample... so you'll have an impression." "Here." "You're not eating." "I don't like it." " Why not?" "Because you cooked it." "I don't like it... because you cooked it." "Are you crazy?" "How dare you say that!" "Try it yourself." "See if you like your own cooking." "We have to save the battery." "You know, you could have left it on for two lousy seconds." "The sons of bitches!" "Who do you mean?" "Here." "Church taxes." "Haven't paid my church taxes for two years." "So now we get to collectively atone for your sins?" "Doris Wagner!" "Doris." "Invitation to our 20-year class reunion" "Doris Wagner." "What a sweet girl." "My first girlfriend." "I loved her very much." "I can't remember a situation... in which I thought she wasn't nice." "This is her today." "Before." "After." "Before." "After." "Marriage really ruins people, doesn't it?" "It's awful." "They just let themselves go." "Look who's talking." "Doris." "I think you took this picture of me." "My old class." "Look, here's me." "The most handsome... and most intelligent one." "Ghosts from the past." "Andreas Wolkenstein." "His father was a vintner, he always brought us wine." "We drank it before gym class." "Wolkenstein." "Then he got a tapeworm." "And got kicked out of school." "I don't remember if that was why." "I guess that's no reason." "His parents had a hotel." "They were forced to close down because of asbestos." "The whole staff got mesothelioma and died." "Eva Wohlmut." "Terrible accident before graduation." "Dart in the eye - horrible!" "And here, Albert Stranzki." "Gay." "Atopic dermatitis." "Incredibly ugly." "I think he got run over by his parents in Italy." "Pretty tragic too, huh?" " Last but not least:" "Manfred Anzengruber." "After a car accident, eaten alive by German star comedian." "Your class wasn't blessed with luck." "Can we safely say that?" "I bet... you weren't a pretty child either." "Oh I was!" "A little angel." "I'm so bored." "And I'm hungry." "Is this your toy bow or... did it belong to the legendary Dr. Waldheim too?" "Put that back." "It's a delicate instrument." "I'm cold." "We must use the heater sparingly." "Who knows how long we'll be stuck here." "I'm also a little horny." "Inappropriate under the circumstances." "I've even got a little erection." "How little?" "1/8 hard or 1/16 hard." "Erections are always inappropriate, unless you're having sex, right?" "That reminds me, my first sexual experience... was with my best friend at the time." "Really?" "That's interesting." "He went by the titillating name of Jan-Peter." "We were 10 and it started with us playing doctor." "I also got my first French kiss from him." "First we thought it was yucky, but... later it turned us on." "Details please." "Details." "Once I slept over at his house." "His parents were at the movies." "I got in bed... and was half out of my mind in horny anticipation." "Jan-Peter... was in the bathroom for ages." "He wanted to drive me mad, that bitch!" "That's funny, isn't it, Raffi?" "I called to him:" ""Jan-Peter, Jan-Peter, aren't you coming?"" "with that hot rasp of boys whose voices are changing." "Are you listening, Raffi?" "If you knew how boring you are." "Don't listen to him." "Go on." "And after what seemed like ages he came out and we rubbed our... long, thin, hairless things together," "and used our sweet throbbing hands to stroke each other to paradise." "Did he you-know-what?" "Did he..." "Y'know what I mean?" "No, strangely enough, he didn't like that." "I could beg and plead till I was blue in the face:" "Jan-Peter, lick it, c'mon lick it." "More!" "More!" "He didn't want to and then... it was over." "When we were around 14... he got his first girlfriend, and I got weeded out." "What?" "Till 14?" "Then you kept it up for years." "Yeah, and that was it." "There wasn't a second Jan-Peter in sight." "And..." "I didn't have a steady girlfriend until I was 20." "Yeah well, serves you right for being so naughty." "Yeah and, Raffi?" "What about you?" "Any early homosexual experiences?" "Are you a little gay, Raffi?" "Did it turn you on to listen to Schwanenmeister talk... so openly about his past?" "I prefer conventional intercourse." "With women my own age." "On the bare earth." "He can't help himself, old Raffi." "Nasty boy, you!" "Nasty boy!" "But..." "You stay where you are, OK?" "No taking advantage of the situation." "It's under control for now." "We could try to attract attention." "Attract attention." "And how?" "By honking your ridiculous horn?" "By yelling." "Yelling loudly." ""Help!" or "Hello!"" "It's my first time." "I don't know what you yell." "It doesn't matter." "Anything." "What do you yell?" "Help, help!" "I found money!" "Gag, to lure people over." "Do you mind if I think for a sec?" "Right!" "Hoo is good." "Brilliant:" "Yoo-hoo." "What's wrong with it?" " Go on, go for it!" "Alright, I'll yell something else." "Then you yell, if you think you're smarter." "Can you yell without hurting me?" "My 20 minutes are up." "It's you guys' shift." "You yell now." "Why do you always give the orders?" "Just yell, birdbrain!" "I'm not a bird, I'm a beautiful swan, but you don't see that." "I'm sick of your bossy attitude!" "Then don't yell!" "Mr. Schwanenmeister, yell for God's sake!" "No." "No." "No." "Help!" "Help!" "What was that all about?" "Bad dream." "It's a horrible thing to go through." "Posture." "Tightening the tummy slightly even while seated... relieves and stabilizes the spinal column." "Butt exercises." "Simply tighten... your butt muscles every hour for 30 seconds... as hard as you can." "This strengthens your butt muscles... and relieves your lumbar vertebrae at the same time." "Join in." "Hollywood stars do this for their tight buns." "You too." "Sexy breasts." "A simple exercise will work miracles for your cleavage." "Put your palms together in front of your body as if in prayer." "Press your hands together hard for 15 seconds." "Relax." "Repeat this exercise three times." "Tummy exercises for the office:" "place your lower arms on..." "That was good." "Let's keep up that momentum and think about being rescued again." "So far all you've given us are bad jokes." "Yelling didn't do any good." "Sabine's purse." "Hope she doesn't need it in the Canaries." "I think I have an idea..." "No, no, no." "More of an angle!" "No, no, no." "More of an angle!" "More of an angle." "Yeah, yeah." "Next." "This is the last one." "What do I write on the last one?" "Maybe:" "Help!" "Trapped in car." "This is no joke!" "No joke?" "I'm supposed to write that?" "And maybe your phone number too?" "Then write what you want." "Good!" "How long have you been in the archery club?" "Now we pray." "Any salad left?" "All you ever think about is food." "The salad is gone." "Thank God." "That awful smell!" "It's a kid." "It's a kid." "We're saved!" "And such a pretty boy." "A little angel." "And whose idea was it, huh?" "Why is he just looking?" "Hey boy." "Don't look!" "Run, get help!" "C'mon!" "Get help!" "Get help!" "Maybe he doesn't speak German?" "Finally!" "Any champagne left?" "What sits in a tree and goes "nunoo"?" "What?" ""Nunoo"." " I don't know!" "I give up." "Tell us!" "Tell us!" "A cuckoo with a harelip." "Got that one from an Ara..." "An Arabic philology colleague." "AnArab..." "Actually, he's responsible for the jokes." "Mr. Schwanenmeister." "Now's your chance to leave us with a good impression." "Go on, break a leg." "I believe I have another one from the category of folkloric music... with the whisper of sweet nothings." "It's called "Getting Between the Sheeps" and at a certain point you say:" "Baa!" "C'mon, sing!" "Yeah, just a sec." "Now it's summertime, and I am in my prime." "And my hormones are going haywire." "Baa!" " No." "Not yet." "Wait for the refrain." "You take your bike and ride, out to the ocean side." "I see you, and my heart has caught on fire." "Baa!" "Curvaceous calves pump up and down in time, a firm caboose wags to and fro along the way." "You can swim tomorrow, that's no crime," "But today it's time for a roll in the hay." "It's time to play for keeps, let's get between the sheeps." "And the little goats go..." "Now:" "Baa!" "You guys are idiots." "kids experiment" "You have logged in successfully." "Behavioral Research" "Test series 5 aborted - New experiment with 3 rats:" "all male... and injured." "Where did you get injured rats?" "I hope you didn't do it yourself." "No, found them in the woods." "He's licking the empty container clean." "What if... we meet once a year... at this very spot... for the rest of our lives?" "Here, where we suffered so much misery together." "Why not?" "Meet and greet, or whatever it's called." "The cavalry is coming." "I don't see anyone." "What's up with this?" "Hey, what's the big?" "What's going on here anyway?" "I don't know." "Maybe it's an art installation." "I can't take this anymore!" "Stop it." "That's unbearable." "Who was that?" "The boy?" "What's he doing with us?" "Practical joke?" "Practical joke." "What else?" "Do you think he's going to kill us?" "He'll set us on fire." "And this steel coffin will burn." "We'll be organ pipes spewing fire." "And Baisch's beard will be aflame as he preaches his last hate sermon." "Ines!" "A gram of practice is worth more than a ton of theory." "Children, c'mon." "Alright." "Ines, come here." "Yes, I'll be right with you." "Triangle." "Head down." "Good." "And again." "What kind of bastard turned that sick kid loose?" "He's playing accident." "Maybe he read somewhere... that first you have to cover the victims... so they don't freeze." "Think back to how it was when you were a kid." "...continue food deprivation." "Hello?" "What was that?" "I dreamt that I died of starvation." "Rafael, remember when you cooked dinner for Sabine and me... after they appointed you professor?" "What was that you cooked?" "Wasn't it jellyfish?" "At the time I thought... that was the worst thing I'd ever experience with you." "That horrible jellyfish slop." "What's wrong?" "Huge frog in my throat." "The jellyfish... was Sabine's idea..." "She'll be at the seaside now." "Yeah, and we're here." "Forever never anywhere." "What's that god-awful stench?" "Birds of a feather flock together." "Hey, did the rat crap in the car," "or did one of you shit in our grave?" "It wasn't me." "Maybe it was him." "Did you shit in your pants?" "Do you know what... morphology is?" "The fear of digesting oneself." "I don't believe it." "Don't tell me... you took a dump in Sabine's purse." "You disgusting slob." "What was I supposed to do?" "Do it in my pants like a child?" "In an ashtray?" "Do you think I enjoyed it?" "Will Sabine be mad at me?" "Was it the first time?" "Yes, of course." "You're so unbelievably gross!" "What next?" "Why... me?" "It's never the innocent ones, probably." "Mouse child." "In Winnetou I didn't cry when Winnetou died." "I cried for his horse." "Hatatitla." "Hatatitla was buried with Winnetou." "It was still alive." "How long can you live without light?" "Buried alive." "Some people pay for it." "There's no such thing anymore... as no such thing." "Most plants die immediately." "Photosynthesis." "Most plants die immediately." "Photosynthesis." "Shut up, Mr. Smarty Pants!" "No, Anzengruber, you shut up." "He can't help it, get it through your head!" "We've got to learn... to see ourselves as a solidarity community." "C'mon, let's join hands." "C'mon." "Anzengruber, mellow out!" "Let your warm inner self shine through." "You're good." "...light stress stimulus." "Your hands are so warm." "And yours are ice cold." "Rafael, do you still have shit on your hands?" "No." "I swear." "Sorry, I owe you an apology." "But you know what I'm like without medication." "Let's just get through this thing somehow, OK?" "Your hands are really ice cold." "Want to borrow my gloves?" "Nice drawing." " Thanks." ""You must dye!"" "I think you spell "die" with an "i"." "How is the expanded experiment proceeding?" "What does he want?" "It's a good sign, isn't it?" "Good sign, bad sign." "By the way, where is our mouse child?" "Deranged kid." "His father is probably the village idiot." "He's tormenting us instead of frogs." "Yes, children can be terribly cruel." "Can you put it in the back please?" "Mr. Schwanenmeister, if any of us can relate to deranged kids, it's you," "e.g. Jan-Peter." "Proceeding with the isolation of one rat." "I've had this beard since junior high." "The sweater too, right?" "Aren't you guys awfully hungry?" "Not really." "I fast regularly, whereas your stomachs are programmed to receive food constantly." "From an evolutionary point of view absolutely unnatural." "Did you know... that people were healthiest after the war... when there was nothing to eat?" "When they find us, our blood lipid levels... will be like that of a newborn baby." "No impurities, no smudges." "Don't you have anything useful in your bag?" "Pills or something?" "Just this crap." "Hey, come back!" "What's that?" "I don't believe it, he's eating cookies." "You gluttonous piece of shit!" "Can you believe that?" "!" "Eating cookies while we starve!" "Scoot over, I'm joining you." "I can't sit next to you anymore." "Serves you right, Baisch!" "Isolated forever, the... would-be harmless mix of... full beard and slouch is an egotistical pig, a big, fat egotistical pig." "This Jan-Peter, what ever became of him?" "All I know is that he married the woman... he met during his apprenticeship." "Their silver wedding anniversary must be coming up." "I see." "I wonder what his penis looks like today." "Gee," "I couldn't tell you." "My guess is that married life has taken its toll, leaving it bent and squashed." "Wrinkled and... covered with warts and crusty scabs, it lies carelessly tucked away and neglected, apathetically going about its duties." "But every night... it remembers those years with me as its most ardent... and loving admirer." "Why you're... a real poet, aren't you?" "Do you think so?" "Sure." "Thanks." "We could drink to friendship." "Alright." "Manfred." "Berni." "Put your head on my shoulder." "What's the big idea?" "Please, just once, just once on the lips, the lips, the lips." "I don't believe it." "This doesn't mean I'm giving you absolution." "Is that clear?" "You disgusting pigs." "They're mine." "You like to fast anyway." "Anything left to drink?" "Not anymore." "I can't..." "Give me something..." "There are books in the trunk." "Shit." "Turn on the heater!" "Turn on the heater!" " Yeah!" "We have to save it, we're almost out of gas." "How save?" "Save what?" "In case it gets worse." "Why?" "How much worse is it getting?" "A little worse maybe." "In 100 hours we'll be dead." "How I'd love a salmon fillet right now!" "I keep thinking about the German soldiers in WWII." "Nothing but summer uniforms, and in those merciless Russian winters... they froze like ice cubes." "It's amazing to be invited here... to perform in a number of Austrian towns." "I'm genuinely surprised but also happy..." "That's him." "This program is a 90-minute compilation of the main tools... from my almanac of obnoxious topics." "I've given it the title 'Cooked with Hate'." "Hey, that's you." "You're not so unknown after all." "I was surprised to be invited..." "He won't be able to make the other gigs..." "Surprised but happy to be invited as a guest..." "Lights out!" "Save energy!" "Good luck for the rest of your tour, and we hope you have fond memories of Austria." "Thank you fortuning in and good evening." "Chug, chug, chug comes the tinker train," "Through woods and meadows and fields of grain." "Tinker train is made of tinker parts:" "stone, wood, and iron bolts." "Everyone loves the tinker train, young kids and adults." "It has no wheels to carry it past," "It slides on runners like a sled, but is still very fast." "The tinker train is safe and will always run." "Change the different parts, it's lots of fun." "People in the tinker train are happy and they sing." "Tinker train is cheap to ride, it's the greatest thing." "Tinker train is made of many tinker parts." "Choo, choo, choo, the tinker train hurries to depart." "Lickety-split I'm home again, that is good." "I'd ride you every day, if only I could." "Tinker train, come let's play forever and a day." "Let's all ride the tinker train, hip, hip, hooray!" "The bastards are finally here." "They're coming to get us." "Coming to rescue us." "Finally rescuing us." "Gentlemen," "I knew it all along." "This will end our dire predicament." "They're finally here." "Everything will turn out alright." "In this car, words have been uttered... that I regret." "I would like to formally apologize if I have offend either of you." "Despite this, I hope... we'll keep in touch, and..." "When people go through so much together, then..." "I mean then..." "Where are they going?" "Where are those jerks going?" "The jerks!" "Here!" "Here we are!" "Jerks!" "How is their state of health?" "Critical" " I will resume feeding." "Can you pass me the bow?" "And now your glasses please." "What are you doing?" "My brother-in-law is dying of thirst." "I thought we already drank everything." "Don't tell me you're drinking..." "Your lips, your lips." "I got him!" "Bastard, why are you doing this?" "Why are you doing this to us?" "Why?" "Stand up so I can see you." "Then loosen the string." "But just a little or you'll escape." "Trying to escape, eh?" "Look, I have food." "If you let me go, I'll feed you." "Lousy idea." "Lousy idea." "We'll wait until they come looking for you." "Nobody's going to look for me." "We'll be out of here soon." "...generally adorned with a depiction of the deceased standing and in profile." "This type exists for a very long time." "Around 500 BC a further type appears... and soon becomes the most popular of this class." "A wider, framed stela... depicting two or more figures facing each other:" "for example, the deceased in a seated position... holding out a hand to his wife who stands before him," "perhaps surrounded by other relatives." "Or a deceased woman with her servant, who holds a piece of jewelry or a child in her arms." "Lights out." "Good night." "Good night." "Toni?" "Is Toni in here with you?" "Toni!" "Where are you?" "Where have you been?" "!" "I was looking for my rat." "Subtitles by LeapinLar"