"INCIDENT IN A VOLCANO /an adventure film" "The destination or our expedition?" "One of the volcanoes in Kamchatka peninsula." "Natasha, put the thermometer on the very top." "Does this volcanoe do that now?" "What?" "Well, erupting." "No, it's dormant at the moment." "Come, I'll show you." "Do write that now we have possibility to descend into the crater and conduct scientific research." "Sergey Sergeyich, don't pack it too tight so that test-tubes wouldn't break!" "Sergey Sergeyich, what if you descend and the volcano starts erupting?" "It's possible..." "What is the main scientific goal of your expedition?" "To find out if there's any valuable elements in the crater." "More specifically?" "For example, selenium, sulfur, boron, chlorine, fluorine and so forth." "Excuse me, what was it?" "Sulphur, selenium, boron, chlorine, fluorine." "Got that?" "Excuse me, who are the members of your expedition?" "Geologist Alexandrov." "Very good." "One moment." "Vulcanologist Venchura." "?" "Yakovlev." "Topographer Sokolov." "Natasha." "Natasha is our radio operator and ?" "And me, professor Burat." "Why do we need this for, comrades?" "Natasha!" "Are your things ready?" "Yes, I've packed everything." "You may go now." "I see you're growing impatient." "Thank you." "Bye, guys!" "Don't forget we set sails tomorrow morning." "I remember!" "Excuse me, professor, at what time?" "On what ship?" "No, no." "No seeing us off, no noise." "Goodbye." "Am I too late?" "No, I haven't dived yet." "Zina, give us some beer." "I'm very thirsty." "So, tomorrow?" "On what ship?" "Quiet, it's a secret." "Professor has strongly forbidden seeing us off." "But for me?" "You're not supposed to have one before a dive." "You have to dive now." "One cup will be fine." "Pour one, Zina." "You shouldn't be doing this, Andrey." "It's fine." "To your soon return." "To your future records." "Natasha, just don't forget me out there." "You know, guys..." "You're talking foolishness." "Antonin!" "Line up!" "I'm on my way." "You'll see well from here." "Go, or else you'd be late." "I'm diving fifth." "Count:" "first, second, third, fourth, fifth." "Fifth is me." "One." "Excuse me, please." "Two." "Which number are you waiting for?" "The fifth." "Oh, Shatalov." "Hello." "You're not in shape again?" "Trouble?" "Three." "According to my arithmetical understanding - three." "Four." "Your number five, to put it ruff, chickened out." "Excuse me." "Andrey!" "It's okay." "Stuff just happens." "Everybody's feeling for you." "Are you having pity on me?" "I don't need any of it!" "No commiseration, no solace!" "Nothing!" "Leave me alone!" "Excuse me, did you say something?" "The thing is ?" "in best feelings." "Number five was empty number." "I asked you to leave me alone!" "...for example, today they were skydiving in the aerodrome." "Four dived but the fifth, speaking scientifically, drifted away." "Here is a picture worthy of Aivazovsky's brush." "Comrade!" "Do you have matches?" "No." "I don't smoke." "You shouldn't be sitting out here in the wind, buddy." "Your eyes are all red." "Have you caught cold or something?" "It's not because of the wind." "Why then?" "Maybe it's because of tears." "A lot of stuff happens, you know." "Then you cry and it becomes easier." "I don't know how to cry." "Is there a reason to cry?" "There is." "Tell me your troubles." "Maybe it'll help." "You see..." "I jumped from a plane today but I didn't jump." "I perform skydiving." "It's really scary to jump from a plane, right?" "It's not scary." "I've jumped a lot of times and didn't chicken out." "But what happened today?" "Damn me if I know." "My head got full of fog, started spinning and that was it." "I didn't jump." "There are people on the ground with their heads up waiting for me to jump." "Oh, what a disgrace!" "After such thing, you know, one's ashamed to appear in front of people." "Of course, one's ashamed." "Are you a pilot or something?" "No, I'm a ?" "We have our holidays now and I was jumping." "You see, there's one thing." "I have a proposition for you." "Do you want to come as a deckhand to my ship?" "You'll go for a run, get your head cleared up." "Where does the ship go to?" "Well...does it really matter to you?" "Yeah, it doesn't matter." "I'd really go." "Comrades, no more interviews!" "That's enough." "Well, two words." "Have luck." "Mikhail Konstantinovich, here you go." "I'm glad, sir, that you have found your place." "Come on, I was just kidding." "He's so weird." "On a long road!" ""Mountains standing next to the ocean, and one of these mountains is a volcano."" ""On a volcano mountain there lived a giant."" ""Height - three hundred meters, mouth - thirty meters, tooth - ten meters, that's how he was."" ""Arms - two tons, legs - three tons, weight - hundred and three tons."" ""A lot of everything was necessary to satisfy his hunger."" "?" ""Thousand rams, thousand pheasants, thousand ?" "for dinner." "Hundred cachalots, thousand fruit saland, hundred thousand ?"" "?" ""Hundred thousand chlorines, hundred thousand borons, hundred thousand fluorines..."" ""Hundred thousand ?" ", hundred thousand of lava, hundred thousand ?" ", that's some giant."" "Dusk was falling..." "Accept a radio message." "Chrysanthemum." "Chrysanthemum." "What are you dreaming about?" "Accept a quittance." "Peony." "Peony." "I dream about you." "Accept a radio message." "Forget-me-not." "Forget-me-not." "Why dream when I'm here?" "Accept a quittance." "Burdock." "Burdock." "I dream that you were not here." "Coquette." "Very charming girl." "I send her:" "Reseda." "What are you dreaming about?" "She replies:" "Peony." "I dream about you." "Then I send her forget-me-not." "Why dream when I'm here?" "She replies...and so on." "I'm secretly warning you." "If somebody as much as dares to think about her, he will have a conversation with me." "Is that clear?" "Andrey!" "How did you get here?" "Why are you silent?" "You shouldn't have gotten so stressed out." "It could've happened to anybody." "You'll jump okay the next time." "And you with your compassion..." "I don't want to be pitied!" "Why are you so angry?" "You're shouting your own fault!" "Leave me alone all of you!" "You and your solaces!" "Pardon me, isn't that the same number five who, to put it rough, drifted away?" "Chrysanthemum." "Despite poison in heart, the look is bright." "The expedition approached the shores of Kamchatka" "Well, comrades, we are approaching the destination of our expedition." "With permission of comrade captain I'm starting to form the group that will go to the volcano." "I must warn you, comrades, that all we know is that there is a volcano." "But what kind of volcano it is, what kind of material it erupts, what is the chemical composition of its lava, ash, gases and the rest," "and how frequently they are discharged..." "We don't know any of that." "The excpedition could stumble upon series of completely unexpected phenomena." "We could find ourselves in the crater during, for example, an explosion." "We could get under fire of conical bombs." "I'm saying this because we need people who are brave, decisive and in no circumstances lose their manliness." "Of course." "Mountains are not a naval thing but I suppose our boys wouldn't get lost on a volcano." "Am I right?" "Allow me to go with you." "Write down." "Latonin." "Write down me, too." "Write down." "Stoyenko." "To be honest, we don't need more people." "That's fine." "But in case of necessity..." "In case of necessity we'll give the expedition the required number of people." "Keep me informed about your work." "Natasha, that is your responsibility." "Well, it seems everything is settled." "Thank you, comrades." "I advise to reject Andrey Latonin." "Go on." "The professor explained us that brave and strong people were required on the volcano." "But Andrey Latonin is a cowardly man which is well known both to him and some other persons present." "That is why I consider Latonin unsuitable for the expedition." "Let Latonin speak for himself." "Shatalov is right." "I'm not suitable." "Shatalov goes instead of Latonin." "The last day of Pompeii" "Captain and professor!" "Goodbye, dear friends!" "Have a good stay!" "Keep in touch with us!" "March to the volcano began." "We can't risk it." "We need to make a pass for the professor." "Right." "He's a world class scientist." "Professor, come on!" "Everything is set!" "What is taking you so long?" "Well, world class scientist, come on." "Next day at dawn the expedition reached the top of the volcano." "We've come at the most interesting moment." "Well, young friend, you do understand that in science all the elements, any kind of job is important and responsible?" "It's very sad...believe me, I'm sorry but there's no other way." "In the name of the common good...in the interests of science... you will have to remain up here." "Professor, I'm prepared to do anything for the science." "Very well." "You'll help us if the necessity arises." "Arrange things with the radio operator." "She'll use flares to give signals." "Excuse me, professor, I have a question." "Go on." "Is my being here, at the top, really in the interests of science?" "Undoubtedly." "Into the "pandemonium"!" "Yeah, mountains are no naval thing." "Well, here we are in the pandemonium." "Shatalov!" "Let's search a spot for the campsite." "There, it look suitable." "Well, let's settle ourselves here." "Put down the things, comrades." "Only put the things in order." "Let's not lose any time and document our work." "So, you, comrade Alexandrov..." "Measure magnetism and dimensions of fissures." "Correct." "You, comrade Venchura..." "I sample ?" ", ashes and lava." "Correct." "Comrade Yakovlev?" "I sample emission gases." "Comrade Sokolov?" "I perform the survey and filming." "Correct." "And you take care of the household." "Right." "Household." "Radio?" "I'm starting the log." "Comrade Sayenko, help me to set up the antenna." "Yes, set up the antenna." "Mikhail Konstatinovich, I'll prepare a spot for you here." "Thank you." "Mikhail Konstantinovich!" "Yeah?" "The communication is set up." "Alright." "Write." "Volcano speaking." "It's six and fifteen minutes." "I'm at the bottom of the crater." "We have begun scientific work." "The mood is excellent." "Greetings to our friends." "Fissure number fifteen." "Well, let's take you with the fissure in background." "Mikhail Konstatinovich, there's Moscow speaking!" "Listen." "The Red Square." "?" "It's night in Moscow now." "But it's eight in the morning here." "That's naval discipline." "Wash your hands!" "Wash your hands before eating!" "Save the equipment!" "...volcano speaking!" "..." "Eruption!" "It's not an eruption!" "Rather an upheaval of volcanic mass." "?" "Seventeen degrees inclination." "Let's go there!" "Comrade captain, the communication is cut off." "Volcano does not respond." "Prepare the plane." "To the cave!" "Go!" "And the top is covered in smoke?" "At first I saw nothing but, flying lower, I saw the rim of the crater." "There's nobody there." "Nobody?" "But still you dropped spare ropes, food?" "Yes." "I dropped the load." "It's there on the edge of the crater." "We need a parachutist because there's no way for the plane to land." "Do we have a parachutist?" "One moment." "Everybody who's not guard duty are gathering." "Alright." "Come inside, comrades." "Well then, comrades!" "Do we have parachutists?" "I have not jumped but I can try." "No, that won't do." "We need an experienced comrade." "We don't have any parachutists." "We have!" "I'm a parachutist!" "Very well." "Arrange yourselves, comrade Latonin." "You're setting out at dawn." "You're free to go, comrades." "Upsetting night arrived" "Yeah, mountains are no naval thing." "What's going on?" "What has happened?" "The volcano is erupting." "Everybody's dead." "Only I was left on the top." "I barely escaped." "Did you drop down the reserve rope ladder?" "I did but it somehow got torn and fell into the crater." "Why didn't you wait for the hydroplane?" "I was running to warn you about the disaster." "We guessed it without you." "You're under arrest for three days!" "Yes." "Under arrest." "You'll serve the time later." "Now you show rescue party the way." "Right." "Show the way." "Tidy yourself up!" "Yes." "Tidy myself up." "Gas!" "A plane!" "Help her up!" "Latonin!" "Andrey!" "Take her!" "Follow me, comrades!" "Come on." "Will you be able to climb?" "I will." "Mikhail Konstantinovich, be careful." "Thanks." "No, you go with the professor, I'll get the equipment." "What's wrong, professor?" "Andrey is down there." "Come on...get up." "The equipment..." "I propose to greet the hero of our expedition, comade Latonin, with loud applause." "It was said he was a coward..." "He turned out to be a braveheart!" "I agree with what is being said about Andrey Latonin and take back all of my previous words." "Comrade captain, permit me to be under arrest now." "Why under arrest?" "Three days in total." "Comrade captain, permit me to serve the time." "I'll have some time to think things over." "It's helpful sometimes." "Fine, take your time thinking." "Only do it after tea." "Comrades!" "I congratulate you with conquering the volcano." "I was very afraid of volcanoes when I was little." "I'm not afraid now, I know all about them." "I know that a volcano is sort of a stove, like the one we baked this 'volcano' in." "Now, eat it up!" "Hurray!" "THE END"