"In short, even if I had met that girl 3 weeks and 4 days ago, I continued to see Marla." "Marla is my regular fuckbuddy..." "Well, when she wants." "She often doesn't give any news during 3 months." "She shows up at 3 am." "We sleep together." "And then she leaves." "When she doesn't leave..." "She sleeps." "A lot." "A lot." "Really a lot." "Sometimes we get crazy." "Sometimes she's strange." " You're such a jerk!" "When she wakes up, she holds onto me." " She often repeats:" " I don't love you." "Yeah, that's alright." "I think that she liked me." "She creates things during hours, and often..." "It's just shit." "It's not too bad..." "We often play video games." "She turns her joystick on the right to make her character move." "It's quite easy to win, I just push all the buttons at the same time." " Bam, in your face." " Fuck, you're such a jerk!" "She's fair-play." "She eats things in the supermarket without buying them." "In the streets, we run like idiots." "I love that." "Hey the buffoons!" " Hey, you, fuck you!" "Well..." "Not all the time." " It's alright." "Good morning !" "I took her in all my apartment." "Thinking about it, it's her who took me in all my apartment." "Sometimes, I miss her." "Sometimes, not at all." "One day, she told me..." " I'm pregnant." "I said:" " From who ?" " You're such a jerk." "I said:" " What are you going to do ?" "She told me :" "I'm kidding." "It was to check if you're a jerk." "You're really a jerk." "She left." "I didn't see her during 3 months." "In short, I have a regular fuckbuddy." "I know you..." "You're a jerk."