"Day after day..." "The store that one might..." "I hate television." "Gets me headaches." "You know there are so many magnetic waves, travel in the airspace because of TV and television" "We are losing 10 times as many brain cells as we're supposed to." "oh, please" "The cow says blake, three letters" "Dude." "Dude, I don't know" "Magnetic waves, brain cells, I don't understand the connections between all that stuff." "You know what else I heard, the magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules." "Oh my god, turn it off." "It's not working." "It's backwards." "What do I do?" "I don't know." "That was kind of scary." "I know something even scarier." "What?" "Have you heard about this video tape?" "The one where they do it on the boat and then in the car, and then in the bathtub and he's like ¡°Hey baby, I love you.¡±" "And she's like ¡°where are we¡±" "And did you see the size..." " No!" "Not that tape." "The one with all the scary images and after you watch the tape, the phone rings, there's a really scary voice comes on, says you gonna die in like..." "Seven days?" "Yeah, I saw that one with Josh last weekend." "You were with Josh last weekend?" "Oh my God." "Oh yes I was." "Oh you asshole" "You know it" "This is realy weird." "Yeah, big house only one phone." "Hello?" "Hello?" "I am coming for you, my precious." "Hi Mom." "Hi precious, having fun?" "Yes, ask your Mom which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead?" "What?" "Hello?" "Katie?" "Katie" "Katie?" "Are you OK?" "Are you OK?" "Scary Movie 3 20 miles west of Washington D.C." "God!" "Tom, did you hear...?" "The dogs are acting strange." "Damn it" "Sue" "What are you doing out here?" "You're really sick" "What's wrong?" "I wonder what they're trying to tell us." ""Attack here"" "And now, Washington DC's leading morning news program, the Morning News." "Good morning, I'm Ross Giggins." "For our top story we turn now to Cindy Campbell." "Thank you Ross." "There's a developing story in Middleburg in this hour" "A mystery crop circle appeared in local farmer Tom Logan's corn field." "Eloborate prank or extraterrestrial phenomenon?" "We'll update you as soon as we have any further information." "But either way, it's clear that something strange is happening in that small town." "Ross?" "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening." "Coming up, more news after this." "Cindy you got a second?" "Sure." "I want you to take a look at this for that big strip club expose." "I'd rather stick with the crop circle story." "Oh come on, you know those things are just a hoax." "No!" "I'm telling you I'm sensitive about that corn field call it women's intuition, or ESPN, or both, but I can tell when danger is near, I just..." "Cindy, it's sweeps month." "Rating means everything." "People want human interests story, like the one you did yesterday." "The report on breast documentation?" "That was just ten minutes of topless women." "I mean, come on" "Why these are so interesting, oh for god's sake" "People don't care about this." "They want hard-hitting stories, indepth coverage and ..." "And twins" "You think it was the boys who cut that stuff in your corn?" "All I know is my crops are gone." "The bank's gonna close if I can't pay the rent." "I got 60 days to come up with all the fifty" "I'm sorry, the last thing you need was... hardship in your life." "Especially after what happen to you" "Sheriff, I don't need your sympathy" "I didn't mean to upset you Father." "Please, I'm not a minister anymore" "I lost my faith." "A terrible night." "Your faith will return, just as sure as the sun will rise." "That sounds like a long shot." "Look, there is always an explanation for all this so-called phenomenon" "Maybe you are right." "It's probally just the weasels" "And when I get through with them, I doubt you will be seeing anything strange on this farm for a long time" "We'll see." "You alright Tom?" "Get some rest." "George!" "George!" "I need you back here tomorrow night after you pick up Sue." "That tracktor needs fixing." "Sorry dog, I can't help you." "I have to get ready for my show." "Not that stupid hip hop stuff again" "Damn it, Geogre, when are you gonna do something with your life?" "I've got a dream!" "What is your dream?" "To have a dream" "Geogre, all you've done is chase adolescence fantasies." "I wanna be an astronaut." "A cowboy." "Gynaecologist of the stars." "And now, the stupid hip hop thing." "For your information, this stupid hip hop thing is gonna get me paid." "I'm gonna win that rap battle tomorrow night." "Rap battle?" "Oh for god's sake." "You just hate me cause I'm black." "You don't have any faith in me, you don't have any faith in anything anymore." "So why don't you just worry about you, and I will worry about..." "Cody." "You're late again, Cindy." "I'm sorry, I was stuck in traffic." "Cindy!" "Brenda, hi!" "It's great to see you." "It's been so long..." "Oh, too long," "I've been working so hard" "You know I had to spent more and more time at the station" "And the news just keeps coming in." "What was the assignment?" "Draw your family and friends." " Oh" "So...anyone new in your life, Cindy?" "No." "You know I just don't feel the right guy." "I'm looking for something more than just good sex." "I know, you want commitment." "No, I want great sex." "And what I mean by..." "That's what I'm talking about." "You want a guy that's like bang bang bang" "You know what I'm saying?" "Did I say stop drawing?" "Look, when I mean Mr. Right, I don't know" "Uncle George!" "Hey, sweetie." "Come here!" "How are you?" "Go get your stuff, ok?" "I know you, you are Tom Logan's brother." "And you are that reporter Cindy Campbell." "You did the story on our cop cycles." "Crop circles." "Right" "So...you are here to pick up your nephew." "Cody." "You don't dress like a farmer." "My brother is the farmer, I'm the rapper." "Oh for real." "And here is the 611 on that." "That's phone repair, you mean 411." "Right." "So, I will be doing my rap battle at the 23 club tomorrow night" "I don't believe this shit." "You two should come down!" "I'll be rapping, I'll be capping, I'll be tapping, I'll be flapping, I'll be happe...ning." "Ding bing wing, yo" "Sounds good" "Would, could, should, hood" "Oh if we say we will come, will you shut you ass up?" "Ok then, fresh, I will see you guys tomorrow night." "Ok bye." "Peace out." "Now who the fuck did that?" "Honey what is it?" "Are you having one of your visions?" "There is a girl with black hair." "She wants to kill you." "Your period starts in three, two, one" "Ho, what else?" "Cody what else do you see?" "I see a little boy, and a grown woman but no father." "Oh Cody" "I see you are kneeling in dog shit." "What?" "Oh for god's sake." "Cody, don't you understand?" "As long as we have each other that's all we need." "Cody, I know things have been tough since your mom died." "God, I've been so selfish" "I was putting my career first From now on." "I'm gonna be thinking about you, 24/7." "Damn" "Wait Cindy." "Honey, I'm gonna be leaving soon." "So..." "Do you know who she is?" "No, but sometimes she talks to me" "She's coming tonight." "Oh, Father Muldoon." "Cindy" "I'm so glad you can come." "We've called all over for baby-sitters" "I don't mind filling in now and then, where is little Cody?" "I don't know, he must be back in his room, playing." "Anyway, I left a number where I can be reached on the table" "Also he has a little rush on his behind." "So make sure he takes a bath" "Thank you father, good night" "Cody?" "Yeah yeah, yeah, check over here" "Hey, look, before we get on with the battle tonight," "I've got a couple of announcement to make." "I know y'all don't wanna bust a cap in the air for your favourite battle but if you could please hold on to your gunfire until the end of the show" "Now look, let's just put the safe on" "It's on the left side of the gun above the trigger guard" "Can somebody get his ass out of here?" "Get his ass out of here" "Alright, DJ, spin that shit." "Wow, my bad" " Motherf..." "Brenda, something wrong?" "You look scared." "I don't know, all that stuff I was seeing on TV" "I just got a weird feeling that something bad is heading my way like... when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car" "Cindy, after the show you think maybe you can come back to my crib and hang out with me?" "I don't wanna be alone." "Oh of course I will, Brenda." "Oh, I love you" "Pay my way, OK?" "Yo yo yo, George, what's up?" "What a man with the title of rapper, on the street baby That's good, it's good baby" "Finally, the white man is gonna screw the black man on harder rap" "Yeah, I guess." "How many people here you think?" "I don't know, man." "A 100, 200 whitey hating cron packing wait for your whitey ass bringing that shit." "Yes, at least." "what's wrong George?" "You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up here and start living down here?" "But what if we stop living over here and move over there?" "Shit." "My aunt Shaneequa lives over there." "?" "man." "Where?" "What for?" " Mice" "Mice, I thought she had rats." "No, rats are outside, mice are inside." "Yo, but what if a mouse goes outside, it become a rat and if there is a rat in the house, it is a mouse." "I don't see no mouse outside." "That's what I'm saying." "That's because it's a rat." "Fool" "You might just make a fact That is the real shit" "Fellows, what you guys talking about?" "Yo, George, you need some?" "I will do anything for you, anything." "Well, about those cron packing whitey hating gangsters, perhaps you" "What he needs is a hype, man" "Yeah, yeah, come on," "You can be his bliss store" "That's me, that's what I do" "That's my job, baby!" "That's what I do, you know" "That's what I do." "Yo, hype man, you take them hits" "Let's get outta there, man" "Hey, the tail boy what it's gonna be" "You cannot escape you're fake in the streets." "Okay, I count cash, you count shit" "Better not sleep when a beast competes you" "Alright, alright, alright." "That was hot That was what I'm talking about." "That was hot, right, right?" "Yo, yo, what do ya think?" "I thought they were both absolutely dreadful." "?" " What?" "I don't know what I'm doing here." "This club is totally pathetic." "Everybody, put your hands..." "This is it, you're ready, Geogre?" "The show time baby." " OK" "Just wanna let you know, man, that no matter what goes on that stage tonight gonna always be in my heart." " Oh, that's love, that's love right there" "I love you" " That's what I'm talking about" "Look, man." "Can you feel it, can you feel my love when you're here?" "OK, come on you go out there rap it tonight, alright man?" "Alright, alright, we gon' bring you" "Let's go baby, you are hot" "Yeah, alright, alright, you're ready for the next roller" "To my left, we have the ringing champion." "BX111" "Some of ya call him Jealous Ones Still Envy" "Some of ya call him Don Cartegena" "Some of y'all call him Joey Crack" "Stick 'em up" "But tonight, let's give it up for Fat Joe!" "I gotta go get him?" "!" "Give it up." "What ?" "Fat Joe" "Joe, Joe, Joe" "?" "say, go go go" "Now the challenge" "He's a farmer rapper so you know he's been kicking the shit all day" "Let's give it up for my man, George." "Talking back, yeah, yeah" "That's right, I'll take Joey Crack" "You win the champion, so you get to spit first." "Your DJ" "Spin that shit" "This guy can't be serious right here." "Standing mini me AKA." "I hope he ain't the guy you fight with." "Hey, yo, let's stick this man." "cause he ain't got no skills, cause" "He's a white but he's not real." "I hurt your feeling but you never gonna do, dog" "He's a white but he's not real" "You will need to win that hay stack but dumb." "The city slicker forgive cows look your mom's titty slicker, but he lives but he wasn't end up to have kids with his cousin." "Haven't thought my number one fan would be like dededede that means Fat Joe is the man, and you are the liar in denial" "Kill your whack quicker and then die in empire" "How dare you want to just with me." "Looking like you've done the source of the mad cow disease, you're fake D-rabbit" "I don't mean 8 miles down the road the fogs the tatoo win." "OK, don't go, wait a minute" "Alright, alright , that was hot." "That was tight, Fat Joe." "Yo, now everybody give it up for my man George." "DJ, spin the shit" "Bitch" "Hoe" "Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through" "Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up!" "Check it out" " Go, go, go" "I'm a white boy, but my neck is red" "I put miracle whip on my wonder bread" "My face is pale, and I ain't ever been in jail" "Me and buddies spend every winter in Vale" "How many bitches have I slapped?" "Zero." "Uh!" "And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero" "I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm" "Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him" "I can't dance, I wear khaki pants" "My middle name's Lance" "My Grandma's from France So maybe I'm whack" "'Cause my skin ain't black" "But you can't talk smack" "'Cause whitey just struck back" "That's what I talk about!" "Give it up for George" "That's rap boy right there Oh shit, oh" "George, George, lose the hood" "I know we are in the hood now." "No, man" "He's a dead man." "You guys feel me?" "In the hood?" "I said, I'm done" "Oh man, you can't give up rap just like that" "Rap?" "Shmap oh, look, you still got it, you see" "Thanks for coming over tonight Cindy." "I guess I'm just going though a rough time." "Brenda?" "You wanna tell me what's really bothering you?" "Well, there's something I need to..." "I saw a tape" "I think you should know about it." "It had these really shocking images thing." "Brenda, it was Mardi Gras, I never drink vodka before." "It was never out of beeds" "No, not that tape Cindy" "Like just as in Urban Legend" "You watch it, and as soon as it's over your phone rings and a creepy voice says: you gonna die in 7 days." "And 7 days later..." "When did you watch it?" "A week ago, a week ago, tonight." "Brenda" "Oh my god" "oh my god, you bitch" "Ketchup." "You should've seen the look on your face." "You got me." "Brenda?" "I can't believe that you fell for that fake seisure." "But it seem so real!" "Indeed, didn't it?" "And you peed" "Yeah, I really thought I actually did that." "I just like that look on your face when you are scared." "Girl, you are so easy!" "I got you with the old fake hand" "Girl, you were scared." "Well, I know." "Oh come on, I was just kidding." "But you've taken it too far Brenda." "I'm gonna go get the rest of popcorn." "Cindy?" "Oh forget it, I'm not falling for it again." "Oh, come on!" "Cindy, the news is on." "Another little white girl that fell down a well" "Fifty black people get their asses beaten by police today but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down a hole." "Cindy, the TV is leaking." "Cindy, Cindy, something is wrong here." "Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor." "Cindy, help me!" "I'm not listening." "Get up you ugly bitch, come on, let me see what you got!" "What you got?" "!" "That's all?" "!" "I'm whacking her ass, Cindy." "Yeah, what's that." "Cindy, please, help me." "Cindy" "Ok, hang on a second." "Hello." "Father Muldoon here, we're getting along famously." "thanks again, father, byebye." "Brenda?" "Brenda?" "Brenda." "Oh my god, yes, yes of course I will tell her." "Thank you." "Sue's teacher Brenda, she's... she's dead." "I better tell her." "No no no, I can do it." "Sue" " Yes?" "You know your teacher Miss Brenda?" "Yeah?" "SHE'S dead" "Gone forever, died horrible painful death." "Gone gone gone just like your dog." "My dog's dead?" "I just ran him over with the car when I drove in everyone you love around you is dying" "Hello Father." "Don't call me father." "I am not a clergy-man since..." "I'm sorry about that night." "If I hadn't fallen asleep, or driving for that exact 20 mins." "If I hadn't drunk that exact whole bottle of Jagermeister." "If only I hadn't killed that hooker" " Simon, Simon" "I don't see what any of this has to do with Annie" "I'm sorry, those are other nights." "But if it had been that night, I might have missed her that terrible night." "It's your wife, Father.She's hurt" "Annie?" "She was hit by a truck and she's pinned against a tree." "I don't understand." "As long as the truck has her pinned, she will stay alive." "I still don't get it." "This is your wife." "She broke her weiner?" "Look what happens to the taco." "Look, I don't understand all these fancy medical lingo I wannt see Annie." "She's split in half." "You mean, like down the middle in half." "At the waist." "You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half?" "Yes, the track is the only thing that is holding her together." "Let's say this is her bottom half, can I squeeze a few minutes with that?" "I'm not sure what you mean¡­ let me explain." "Tom, go to her." "Tom, I need a ride home!" "Hey baby, how's going?" "Oh, I'm dying Tom." "Don't talk like that, the truck barely hit you." "Honey, kiss me one last time." "Promise me you will never re-marry" "I promise." "And no sex either." "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that." "And no sex." "Honey, you're not speaking clearly." "Your injury must be awful." "No sex!" " Oh, cruel fate destroys my life" "No sex!" " Alright, honey, you hardly knew her, she'll be missed terribly oh, jesus." " That's right honey, go into the light." "Look, just tell George swing away." "Right, swing away." "Oh sure." "That you understand." "Annie, Annie" "I'm sorry dude." "Don't call me Dude, I'm not a stoner anymore." "Not since..." "Goodbye, Tom." "I'm so sorry Mr. and Mrs. Meeks." "Brenda was a good firend." "When she was alive." "My sweet sweet Brenda, she look so peaceful." "If only God had taken us instead of our daughter." "I knew you knew Brenda like I did" "I think she wishes the same thing." "These just get in today, photos from her trip she took" "They're blank" "Turn them around, honey" "Oh, yes of course." "Who's this?" "That's Ralph, he's right over there." "Cody?" "It's a boy, he's going to be an asshole." "Smoke all you want, you're gonna be hit by a bus." "That's not fooling anyone." "Cindy" " George." " Hey" "Sue wants to pay her respect to her teacher, you?" "Brenda was my bitch." "Of course." "Are you ok?" "It's just an open coffin." "I can't believe they just leave it out here like this." "George, it's a wake." "Awake?" "Brenda, I saw miracle, I thought you were dead." "Sue, your teacher's alive." "Hello?" "I got your back George, I got your back." "She's alive." "Brenda" "George, stop!" "She's dead" "No, we won't lose her again." "Come on, help." "She's not breathing." "Damn it, Brenda" "Please, damn it, please" "Let me help you" "Charles, Charles, stop them" "Stop them, stop them, what are they doing?" "Get up!" "She's alive!" "She's alive." "Wake up" "I got it" "That's it" " George" "The last time I try to bring anyone back from the death." "George, don't get down on yourself." "I knew you were trying to help." "You are a good caring person." "Which is why I like you." "Oh, thanks Cindy, but I don't want screw your life up too the most caring thing I could do for anyone right now was just get out of here." "George, what about Sue?" "Oh yes, of course, once I get Sue, then..." "Wait!" "I couldn't lose a friend right now." "Brenda's gone, Cody resents me." "And I'm caught up in something I can't even." "Oh god, it's so hard." "Well, you're beautiful, and your pressing up against me." "Look, Cindy, I know you never considered going out with a guy like me, but..." "If you're not too busy tomorrow night" "Is that a yes?" "Yes." "Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about the tape?" "She did mention something." "Do you mind if I go upstairs and look around." "Yes, go, of course, go." "Cody, I will be right back, ok?" "You're getting lucky tonight." "He doesn't know you are a guy." "Oh, Shit!" "Hello?" "What?" "Billy May?" "Who's gay?" "Hello" "What?" " Can you hear me now?" "Kind of" " Can you hear me now?" "Yes, perfect." " Seven days..." "Seven days?" "Oh my God I'm gonna die next Monday?" "Yes, no, wait, Monday that would be seven business days, this is seven days starting now." "So seven days to this very hour?" "My watch broke, how am I gonna know the exact hour?" "Forget about hours, this day, seven days from now." "But there's a holiday coming up, do you count the holiday as a day?" "Well that depends." "What holiday?" "Martin Luther King Day?" "Then no." "Why not?" "Everybody at work is taking it off!" "Jesus Christ, lady, I'm giving you seven frigging days." "I could come over there and kill the shit out of you now if you'd rather have that." "Hey, George, I don't care what you say man" "I'm signing you up with another rap battle." "Mahalik, I told you, that part of my life is over." "But I said the same thing about getting the CJ's sister." "But look at it, I'm still hitting it" "He's still hitting it man, and she's as fine as shit That is ma sister, What?" "It doesn't matter, I'm done." "So what are you gonna do for the rest of your life, dog?" "I don't know" "Yeah, yeah, I come out" "Maybe my brother was right, maybe I should just settle down." "What's up then?" "Motherf..." "I got another one.Yo" "Well George man, you can't focus on that shit." "Let 'em go" "You gotta try this shit George." "Yo, man, you gotta take the lid off." "Oh yes." " Sorry." "Hello?" "George, something terrible happened, I really need your help." "Cindy, are you ok?" "What's going on?" "George, you have to help me, I just watched this tape the same thing that killed Brenda and the phone rang, and a voice said I was gonna die in 7 days." "Cindy, there's no such thing as a killer video tape." "Oh yeah, it is." "In fact, I know somebody who could definitely help you with that." "You do, who?" "Wait up, I heard Joe Moore from 98 street, he watched that tape last week and this morning he woke up dead." " No" "How the hell can you wake up dead?" "Cuz you were alive when you go to sleep." "Oh you just tell me you can help me" " So you're telling me that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive." "You can't go to bed dead man!" "That shit would be redundant" "Just tell me who." " No way, cuz you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed." "But you are in the bed man, that's how you wake up dead in the first place." "Fool." "Damn!" "That's some quantum shit right there" " What are you talking about?" "You should be takin classes, you stay dropping out" "Just tell me who can help me!" " Damn" "My aunt Shanee ?" "That's all it takes before you buy a new I guess you should go and see her tonight" "Tonight?" "But who will take care of Cody?" "George, we're gonna have so much fun ." "I have some jigsaw puzzles, some board games, some baseball card in my room" "And a model aeroplane I'm gonna go get them" "Sure." "OK so I made him a snack, you can give him some warm milk if he can't go to sleep." "Don't worry, everything is gonna be fine." " Here it is." "I'm great with kids." "Hands up, Cody." "Oh in case of emergency, there's a number..." " I'm OK" "Sorry, you're ok, kiddo?" "Yeah, attaboy" "Guess that's it" "Ok, I'm off." "Right." "I know it's funny, all the child ever really wants is a family." "Yo." "Cody really likes you." "Oh, he's a good kid." "Bye" " Bye." "Hello?" "I know, you're Cindy, I'll be right with you." "Aunt Shaneequa?" "Bingo." "But you can call me the orical." "And don't worry about that vase." "What vase?" "Oh sorry I didn't know it, oh" "That vase!" "Please, sit." "It was the chair." "Yes, the chair." "I know why you've come." "A great mystery lies ahead of you" "But you must not shy away from challenge only you can be the one who..." "Orpheus" " What, baby?" "Sweetie" "I'm watching the game." "Do you mind?" "The Lakers will win by 12." "So can you tell me about..." " the tape?" "Yes, I watched and ..." " the phone rang." "Right, and then the voice say..." " that you would die in 7 days." "Ok, that's getting..." " extremely annoying." "Yes." "Try being married to her, I catch shit about women I ain't even slept with yet." "You've made a copy of the tape, let's see it." "Yes, ok." "Shaneequa, can you tell me if ... the tape is connected to the crop circle or the aliens?" "Yes" "But it's up to you to discover how for yourself." "Look at it's a..." " Cigarette?" "I was going to say a light house." "Find that light house, it's your destiny." "Wait!" "What is that?" "Oh my God" "There we go." "Ah!" "Now baby." "I knew that was gonna happen." "Ah uh, come on." "Oh hell no. get your ass." "What's wrong with you?" "Get out there" "Baby, no, no, let her go" "She spat on me, what kind of a bitch" "You won, you won, you won" "Outstay it, down low" "Baby no" " I'll kill her, is she crazy, is she crazy?" "What you gonna brush now?" "What you gonna brush now?" "You hit the wrong TV?" "George, Cody?" "George, what happened?" "I don't know, Cody and I were playing a fun game." "And then I looked down, and ..." "Yatze" "No" "Oh my God" "How could you let him watch the tape?" "I didn't..." "Hello" "It's me." "How are you doing?" "Fine." "Enjoying your last week?" "I can't wait to see you." "Six days now, right?" "Yeah" "Well, it's great catching up, can I speak to Cody?" "Why?" "He didn't watch the tape.!" "Yes, he did." "Come on Cindy I do this for a living." "Leave us alone!" "Hello," " I'm calling from Reader's Digest, we have a fantastic offer for Cody." "No!" "you are not!" "You are that evil little girl from the tape." "Ok, you got me, I'd better just leave a message for him." "Fine." "Yeah." "OK, how do you spell that?" "Alright, got it." "Bye bye" ""Seven days"" "I can't believe you let that happened." "I know, I'm sorry, I screwed up." "Listen, we can still save him." "The answer to the tape and your crop circles is that light house, oh, you think I'm crazy don't you?" "Of course I do." "But the last thing you need now is a screw-up like me." "I'm gonna leave, for good." "Wait." "What shall I tell Cody?" "Let him down easy." "Just tell him I got call the way on business, You think of something." "Testicular cancer." "He won't ask questions." "I knew you'd understand." "George, just be careful." "Something weird is going on in your farm." "I know it." "I don't know what you are talking about sometimes the sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence." "what?" "Goodbye, Cindy." "Sue?" " I can't sleep." "Well, it's way past your bed time." "Won't you rock me to sleep in your big strong arms?" "There's plenty of room in the covers, it's a hot night" "You don't need to wear pajamas." "Where is my daughter?" "Are you mad?" "I am your daughter." "No, you're not!" "God, come here" "What did you do with Sue?" "I didn't touch her, I swear." "I don't believe you." "Please, for god's sake, she is a girl." "You sick boy!" "Dad?" "How do you like it?" "Having fun?" "Tom, are you...?" "What in the world...?" " Shh" "Look" " What is that thing?" "I don't know." "Maybe Cindy was right." "Please, sir, all I need is 5 mins." "And I told you Campbell, no more paranoid on-air rants about the supernatural." "I know, this station is about sex violence and the weather." "Yes, that reminds me." "We're gonna need that porn star shot dead in the hurricane story, one hour." "Meanwhile, a tornado in Charlston threatens the ?" "beach where just yesterday, a naked couple was brutally murdered." "This is just 5 miles from the spot where the last couple was brutally murdered" "Turning now to sports... and an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in 7 days." "It's true, we are all in danger." "There is an alien force out there that tryies to prevent you from knowing the truth oh Campbell, are you insane?" " Trust me, it's a horrible fate." "Do you hear me?" "Correction, there really is no danger, actually I didn't really mean anything I just said." "Yes, I did." "Every word of it." "Everyone watching this could be dead in a week." "O Shizl Gzngahr, brrttt. brrtt, btgtgtgt, Sheetn Wok Hrlry cersen blocking bracket, 123490 q shnitzi guorsn blkn (, 18 4 6 9" "I been cleaning after this dumbass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve." "Know what I'm sayin', nigger?" "She likes her some chocolate." "Sharpton for President y'all." "I'm outie." "An evil video tape that kills people in 7 days alien forces threatening the world, who the hell is this Cindy Campbell?" "If what she says is true, we are facing unprecedented crisis." "Get me the president" "You are the president." "Good, then I already know about this." "Let's go to lunch." "Sir, I think you need to go on TV and convice the people that there is no such thing as a UFO." "Don't spell in fornt of me, dammit." "Alien, sir." "There's no such thing as aliens." "It's not quite true" " Sir?" "A year ago, a UFO crash landed in New Mexico." "A body may have been recovered." "May have been?" "Well, there was a teribble mix up." "It was thanksgiving, and the body was sent down to the kitchen where they stuffed stuff up to his ass, and we ate it like a state dinner" "That's the last I saw of it." "Those scrap fat, with some sandwiches made the next day." "Mr. President." "Listen to me carefully." "It's ?" "Back away from that window." "What, did I forget to put my pants on again?" "No sir, it's just the feeling I been having, since the news about the aliens." "Something's not right" "I know what you mean, like that feeling that something's not right." "What is it?" "Some old 2 Pac sir." "All eyes on me, hey, this shit is banging!" "Thank you sir." "Quoddy Island Lighthouse" "Kenosha Pierhead Lighthouse" "Curlesco Island Lighthouse" "Hello Cindy." "I'm the Architect." "You have many questions." "I've been watching you for a very long time." "So I see, but what's the connection between the crop circles and the video tape" "The answer is simple" "You are the eventuality of an anomally, you are inexplicablly seeking insedulant probability" "Sedulant..." " Grotesquely." "No?" "What about contingent affirmation?" "That's gotta mean something" "Hey, hey, you put cameras in my bath room?" "What is this?" "Oh my god, it was a long winter" "This is an invasion, ou" " Sorry" "I can't help it." "It's very lonely in here" "Therefore I haven't been with anyone in a very long time not counting myself, and this chair" "I call her..." "Linda." "Could you just cut the chase, i'm kind of in a rush." "Why, you can always sleep over if you want" "Linda is built for two" "And she vibrates" "Stop it, just tell me what I need to know who is that little girl?" "!" "Okay, Okay." "My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnet, neither could I." "So you adopt it." "We loved our daughter, but she was evil." "Made the horses crazy." "Killed our puppies." "Hid the remote." "Really sick shit." "My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well." "I felt a simple time-out would be sufficient." "I tapped her and printed her evil on a video tape, I never meant to get it out, but... but what?" "Then I put in the wrong box and returned to BlockBuster." "Instead of my copy Pootie Tang." "It's been circulating and killing ever since." "Just like Pootie Tang." "But what does it have to do with the aliens?" "I don't know, perhaps Tabatha's summoning them to kill us all." "An alien invasion?" "I have to warn the world!" "It's already begun, you're too late." "Oh my god." "But not too late to make an old man happy." "What?" "What?" "!" "And now, report of lights in the sky" "Glimpses of space crafts, possible alien sightings are being reported all over the world" "Are they aliens?" "The first video images are coming in." "Disturbing home video tonight from a ranch outside, Sydney, Australia." "Watch very carefully now" "There, there, let's see that again." "Very very disturbing" "And this is just in from Sao Paolo, Brazil." "Let's see that again." "Very, very disturbing." "And this is just in from south Texas." "Do they pose a threat?" "Only one thing for certain." "We are all going to be killed." "We have to board up the house." "Are you sure this is necessary, Wilson?" "Having an ceremony at a time like this" "Yes sir, everything must appear as business as usual" "The nation is not yet panic, it's deeply disturbed." "Good.let's see if we could stick to that course keeping everyone deeply distrubed, who don't want to panic" "Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this." "I wonder what President Ford would have done?" "Well, the bug stops here, the bug stops here" "Thank you all and welcome to the White House" "The Mother Teresa Awards recognize those who have overcome the severe, handicaps and disadvantages to help others and their communites" "The young, the old, black and white, our native American" "Hey, how are you?" "Hey how are you, hey how are you" "Well, it is therefore my honor to present each and everyone of you with this symbol of merit" "the room is secure, Mr. President" "Or is it?" "!" "Sir?" "I've been thinking Johnson, what if the aliens can take over human bodies" "They look just like us, or almost?" "I never thought of that sir, we should be alert for anything suspicious" "It could be anywhere, even... right here!" "My god, we never see the that coming." "It's frightening, Sir." "Don't panic." "We just move slowly, to the exit." "It's happening, you will never take me alive!" "She's scrambling my brain." "I'll get her." "Good work, Sir." "Good, god, the small one has metal teeth, Jerry's kids my ass" "Mr. President, Mr. President, have you gone competely insane?" "Like a fox we've got to talk to the one person Cindy Campbell" "She knows how to defeat the aliens." "This filthy rotten scum." "Yeah, you hideous creature, get off my" "Mr. President, is everything alright?" "The exits are all blocked." "I'll find one sir" "Everybody clear." "This way, Sir." "God, this is insane" "You're excited?" "You should feel my nipples." "Cody, Cody, Cody?" "Where are you?" "Honey." "After today's incidents in the east room, the White house is advising all citizens to board up their homes and prepare for an alien invasion" "Oh,no." "and now, a news aid excusive the killer tape you've been hearing about, we are the station that has it and we are showing it all night" "Very exciting, let's roll over again." "There, nobody gets into that side." "That's right, George." "We have to get down to the cellar." "George?" "Cindy" "There's no time, get down to the cellar." "Cody, God, I've been really sick about you." "He just showed up about an hour ago, I tried to call." "No, he didn't." "Okay, but I was gonna." "No, he wasn't." "but Cody, the point is you can't just run away like that." "I wanna be with George." "Honey, I know you want a dad, but... oh, trust me Cody, I'm not good at anything." "And why would i be a good dad." "Uncle George." "It's gonna be ok, Cody." "I'm going to die, aren't I?" "Cody, did I ever tell you your mom said about you the day you were born?" "No." "I was in the delivery room with her, she was having hard time." "And then you began to come out of her." "Your mom screamed and screamed in pain, she yell "just kill me bludgeon me with the bed pan"." "whatever you do, put me out of this pain." "She was gushing torrents of blood." "I have all this on a tape, if you want to see it someday." "Well, finally you came out, your mom cut your umbilical cord herself." "Well, on her second try." "First time she was accidentally cut off your penis into half." "After all she was drunk, actually drugged" "We've been out the night before on celebrating Saint Patrick's day." "She thought, hey, I never taste Christmas So she did just a little" "My penis?" "Yes." "They sowed it on upside down" "So that's why I pee up?" "Yes, we'll get it fixed honey, it's all my list of things right after we get TiVo." "Anyway, there you were, your mom turned to me and she said ¡®hey, you want him?" "Take him then she died, and I took you." "Do you know why?" "I just lost my cat in a fire." "and I need something to pet and feed" "And I miss that cat Cody." "But I love you, nothing's ever gonna change that." "Not even the very painful death we're about to experience" "George!" "Are they gone?" "I don't hear anything." "Don't worry Sue, it will be alright." "It was uncle George." "Well, scary." "Good work, Sue." "I don't know what stupid idiotic thing make this light go off." "Alright, there's some spare fuses in the cross bays" "If I can get to it, I might get these lights back on" "Quick, George, grab that rail road tie" "Damn it" "My balls." "Oh, not those!" "Jesus." "No." "Uncle George, I'm scaried." "Oh sweetie, come here, it's ok." "There is something, on the other side of the door." "I can't see anything." "Oh my god." "Can you see them?" "What are they doing?" "They are horrible," "They are greyish with big black eyes, their teeth are grotesque" "I think they are giggling." "what?" "Oh no, I think" "Ah, help" "Cody, oh my god." "George, swing away." "I'm coming Cody, I will save you" "Die!" "Die!" "Alien!" "Let him go!" "You're not getting here" " George Bring it" "Had enough?" "Forget it Cody, thank me later." "Oh Cody thank god." "Come on." "Daddy, Daddy." " Sue" "Mahalik, what you doing here?" "Hey man, I told I will got your back." "Oh thank god, there's two of them at the door." "They are gone." "Good, they couldn't get in, I hear they can't open doors." "They've mastered space flight but they can't get through wooden door?" "Look, the cellar is the safest place" "I say all the women and children stay here" "Boys and men, we go outside and fight." "Right, what't the cut off age for children?" "Come on, come on." "Follow me" "I'm sorry, I thought I was hitting the brake we don't have to go through insurance, do we?" "Mr. President, what are you doing here?" "I'm looking for Cindy Campbell" "She may be holding the key to feeding the aliens" "Oh good, the air forces are here, with those new round planes we don't have round plane sir." "Oh my god, oh my god." "Wait, you hear that?" "Yo what's up George." "CJ" "I told you I'd always got your back." "And I got the boys get out the car, man." "Who we gotta shoot?" "?" "Let's go do this." "You step on my shoe, bitch." "Call me another bitch again, and I will pop your truck." "Dead in your whack" "Calm down, man." " Damn, homie" "In the cornfield" " They're coming" "Don't need to worry about that, me and my boys are going to take care of this." "Hi, ya, come on, let's go" "Son, I will bust this shit right now." "?" "you're number 2 homie" "Over here, y'all" "Get down, get down" "I can't believe what i just saw." "These men died for their country" "Send flowers to their bitches and ho's." "I can't breath." "They must have some kind of weakness." "I found it!" "Without their heads, they are powerless." "Please, no, we mean you no harm" "We travel to your planet to find an evil little girl" "We must destroy her before 7 days." "You mean, you watched the video tape?" "Our satellite picked it up, but we thought it was Pootie Tang, that was a week ago" "And now our entire race will die, unless the girl is destroyed." "Oh, see?" "They are peaceful" "If they are peaceful man, why they were choking us a few minutes ago?" "Oh, that's how we say hello." "Hello, nice to see you." "Hello, Hello." "How do you guys say goodbye?" "I hadn't asked" "If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee." "Ah we are not so different after all." "There's something about this place, it's like i've seen this before" "Oh my god." "It used to be their farm." "She died right here." "There's something down there." "Push back." "Hey, awesome" "Follow me" " Yeah, you've got it" "Look at this, human being and alien are working together, we all just one big XXX family" "Family?" "It's just what I've been running away from" "Well, that's because you are an idiot." "This is it." "My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well." "The little girl, she's frightened to the well." "Cindy!" "Time to go back down the well, bitch." "Cindy!" "No, don't hurt him." "Cindy, you have to come outside, the aliens... don't worry Cody, I will save you." "Wait, wait" "Don't do this, you don't have to be evil." "I know what happen to you, Tabatha" "I know what your mom did, that was wrong" "You were just a little girl, and you're still that little girl just ... a lot more corpsey and with really bad teeth but, maybe all you need is ... a mother" "and a father." "We could be a family." "Thank you all." "Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul" "I will never have to kill again." "Really?" "No, i'm just screwing with you." "I just wanna tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you." "Now it's over." "Oh no no, it's ok, he's our friend." "Thank you for saving our species, now we must return to our home planet." "Goodbye then." "Goodbye" "Congratulations George, you know we always got your back." "Just married" "Oh, George, I'm so happy, finally we are a family." "Yeah you, me and ....damn!" "Cindy, George..wait."