"Lazy Love" "Your hand is cold." "This one's too, Grandma." "Do you like it?" " Nope." "Then why don't you go to bed?" "In a sec." "Come on!" "Go to bed." " Ok." "Good night Grandma." " Ok, good night." "I'd like some coffee." "With or without sugar?" " With." "With?" " Yep." "Sure?" "Don't you have to go to school?" " I do but first I've got to get some coffee for mom." "Ok." "You'll go to school and I'll make some coffee for your mom." "Ok." "Bye!" " Bye!" "Take care." "Athletic male, 55, hobbies: gardening and hiking, is seeking a cordial relationship, based on honesty and trust." "Non-smoker." "Thanks." " You're welcome." "What are you having?" " An espresso please." "Shut your eyes by daylight." " Vigil!" "V" " I" " G" " I" " L." "Yeah, that fits." "Last night, a 23-year old man from Amsterdam drowned in the North Holland canal." "The man was out partying with his girlfriend when he fell into the water." "The girl tried to rescue her drunken boyfriend." "The boy clung to her and they both drowned." "That's real love, so beautiful." "Nat King Cole?" " Cold." "That Irish singer, what's her name?" " Colder." "That one needs to go here." "Is it as fast as the blue one or even faster?" "It's just as fast but it's an off-road bike." "Off-road?" " For the sand." "Let me do that." "One could get rabies that way." " Yep, one of the things that can happen here." "Yeah, but you have to get vaccinated within 24 hours or you'll die." "How are you gonna do that in the middle of nowhere?" "Do you have any idea how much a vaccination costs?" "200 Euros." "You're like your mom." "She also used to climb the highest tree." "Which one's that?" "The one next to the power pole." "An espresso and a glass of water." "Who's the drummer?" " Johan, isn't that Philly Joe Jones?" "Elvin Jones." "He used to sit on this very bar stool." "1.80." "Keep the change." "Helix Pomatia." "A Burgundy snail." "Did it come all the way from Burgundy?" "No, I don't think so." "Look!" "They're fighting!" "No, they're not fighting." "Put them close to each other." "They're kissing." "See?" "And now one kiss for you." "Yucky." " Don't you like it?" "No, it's dirty." "Go away, Piggy!" "You pile of goo!" "I'd like to keep them." "I think they're awesome." "Wait." "I'll make a small nest for you." "For how long were they together?" "Just a short while, two months." "What did they do?" "The things you do when you're in love." "Like listening to records." "I've still got them." "Here's your milk." "Did you like him?" " Yeah, he was very nice." "Did he come by here very often?" "In a way." "He's a musician, right?" "You went there, didn't you?" "Yep." "She never told me about him." "You were way too you." "You didn't tell me either." "Oh, I want to watch this one tonight." "Do you have some spare time?" "I drove right through that puddle." "I can't imagine something like that." "It's bound to be horribly painful!" "That's the reason for it!" "That's what he needed!" "You've got a too vivid fantasy." "I bet he had an erection at that point." "Come on!" "Stop it!" "He never had sex in all his life." "And now he's hanging at the cross." "And at that moment all the sins of all the people in all the countries in the world got redeemed." "Yours too." "He must've been really hot." "Art." "You know shit about religion." "1965!" "Where did you find it?" "Noordermarkt." "The guy didn't have a clue." "I got it for 15 Euros." "Subtract them from my bar tab." "What a beauty!" "I also have the CD." "His brother's on it as well." "Look!" "That's real screen printing." "It's worth 500 Euros." "Would you like something to drink?" "Thanks!" "I'll have a beer." "What's your name?" "Felix." "Cheers, Felix!" "Cheers!" "Hello." "Yes!" "No, five!" "I ordered five!" "Dexter Gordon." "Chet Baker." "Don Byas." "They all were at this bar at some point." "And Ben." "I played with him too." "Who's that?" "Anthony." "You don't know him." "He was so good!" "Kopenhagen 1988." "An amazing concert." "They were crazy for each other." "He drowned a few years ago." "East River." "He either jumped or he got pushed." "Nobody really knows." "Since then, Johann never wrote anything anymore." "Wait." "You need to be patient." "Tap the shell." "Who is it?" "Did you hear that?" "There she is." "That's a really good one." "Not a lot of those around." "Where did you get it?" " From my mom." "You can give it back to your mother." "Last one." "I'll do it." "Can I get a smoke?" "What about Michael?" "We're through." "I was ten at the time." "It was in a shed of a boy that lived next-door." "." "He was like twelve years old." "I had to take him in my mouth." "Then he took me from behind." "And then I had to take him from behind." "Is something wrong?" "Nope." "It's not like that's deviant, right?" "Right?" "Closed." "I just want some cigarettes." "Thanks." "Come by tomorrow." "I already cashed up." "Am I too early?" "Nope." "Do you have a lighter?" "Thanks." "Tell your mom I said hi." "The track's no good after that thunderstorm we had last night." "Yep, it's gonna be a while." "Cool bike." "Awesome saddle." " It's really warm." "What's that stuff on the handles?" " Rabbit skin." "Really warm." "In Mongolia they all are like that." " I see." "They used to have that for the horses and now they do it with the bikes." "It would look cool on your bike too." " No, we don't want that." "For how long will you be on the road?" " Six or seven months." "We'll see." "That's a long time." " You're dumb." "I wouldn't mind a whole year." "Hold it with both your hands." "Why are you so mean to him?" "I don't know what he wants from me." ""Oh Johan, I've got a present for you!" And you don't know what he wants?" "He's not my type." "Take hold of that side." "With both your hands, Johan." " Yeah, yeah." "With both hands." "As long as you'll do your job, I'll do mine." "Yep." "Wait." "Careful!" "Watch the top!" "Ok." "Great." "Let's see." "Jesus!" "You said he was small!" " It's only for one night." "You can touch him if you want to." "If I do, is he gonna grow even bigger?" "Just give it a try." "It's like some spiritual rigor mortis." "Rigor mortis?" "Rigor Mortis is the stiffening of the muscles after death." "That Jesus isn't dead." "And as far as I know, a cock's got no muscles." "In Cuba oder Brasil, nobody would mind a little detail like this." "That's not what I would call 'little'." "What did he say?" "He said ..." "That'll be 1.80 Euros." "Don't be childish." "Why didn't she tell him herself?" "Aren't you gonna tell him?" "Close your eyes." "Open your mouth." "Close your eyes!" "Sorry!" "That's ok." "I can't do this." "You shouldn't come by anymore." "Why not?" "You're too young." "I'm not gonna bother you anymore." "What did you say?" "From now on, I'm not gonna bother you anymore." "I've got no idea what you're looking for but you won't find it with me." "Hey, man." "Busy?" "Kinda." "How's Michael?" "How would I know?" "Ask him yourself." "Cool cap." "Right." "I'm gonna go back to work." "He's in the backyard." "Do snails believe that winter lasts only for one night?" "Yes, winter's one long night." "For them, it is." "We only sleep during the night, not all through winter." "Exactly." "That's too long." "It's your decision Run like a horse with eyes closed." "With closed eyes" "Ahead!" "Stop." "Slowly!" "Stop!" "Stop it." "Turn around." "Turn around till you're feeling dizzy." "Mom, look!"