"¶ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶" "[loud roar]" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom." "Having a great summer hereatCampLakebottom." "The fish are really biting... [snoring]" "[McGee laughing]" "GRETCHEN:" "Yes!" "Not bad, but check this out!" "[grunts]" "Top that, Squirt!" "Easy!" "Whoo-aahh!" "Whoooa!" "[loud bang] [chuckles]" "Take a break, Slimey." "Now, feel the force of my atomic cannonball!" "Feel the force - of my sonic boom waverider!" "Whooaaaaa!" "Wha?" "Incoming!" "Gaaah!" "Eat sand, Bottom Dwellers!" "[laughs]" "Buttsquat!" "I got sand in my Buttsquat... [evil laugh] [screams]" "ALL:" "Buttsquat!" "More like Buttsplatt." "You're lucky jet skis come in packs of five, McGee." "Watch out!" "Swim!" "Swim!" "Buttsquat get out of the water!" "What are you, my Moms?" "[growling] [gasp]" "[gulp] [loud roar] [screams]" "Mommy!" "Okay bring it back when you're done!" "[screams]" "Blech!" "Blech!" "Thanks for the hand, Sawyer," "I landed a Buttsquat, but it's kinda shrimpy." "Let's throw it back." "[loud roar]" "Wow, that's a big fish." "BOTH:" "Old Toothy!" "Hmmm... [blows whistle] The lake is officially closed..." "No one is allowed in the water." "Not you guys." "[groaning]" "Sawyer, you can't let some ridiculously huge, kid-eating fish ruin our fun!" "Toothy is more than a fish." "He's the biggest, scariest, toothiest thing in the lake." "And he was almost mine..." "Haw!" "Your smell is worse than your slap Little Toothy!" "That's not how I remember it... [¶]" "Look at me!" "Look at me!" "[screaming]" "[whimpering] [growling" "Wow, the TOOTH finally comes out!" "Bad move, Butt brain." "Fish the size of elephants never forget." "Whatever." "I win 'cause I got this!" "[screams]" "Hey!" "You can't keep that!" "Why not?" "He doesn't need it!" "He doesn't have a beautiful smile like me!" "Thanks for the souvenir, fish face!" "Catch ya later, losers!" "[laughs]" "Sorry campers, beach is closed!" "It's just not safe with old Toothy lurking around." "[growls]" "Seriously?" "No more swimming?" "[groans] [sighs] Looks like summer's over." "Oh we will swim again." "I'm getting one of my always works, foolproof plans." "Well, you've got the fool part right." "Great plan, McGee." "Old Toothy could flip this rig just by winking." "Not on my watch, campers." "I'm on the job!" "Ready for action!" "Nothing will get past - [snores]" "And he's out." "Looks like we're on our own." "We can handle it!" "Now let's find Toothy so we can get our beach re-opened!" "Do your stuff, Squirt!" "Sure thing McGee!" "[dolphin noises]" "Thanks, Glen!" "That way, McGee!" "Hyper speed Engaged!" "Hold on everybody!" "Wow." "I think I got whiplash." "[Squirt laughs] Wheee!" "This looks like a perfect spot to catch a monsterific fish." "[gasp]" "Nu-uh!" "These are my friends!" "Use Rosebud's lunch instead." "Whoa!" "That is one impressive stank..." "Good idea, Squirt." "Rosebud's food is never a good idea." "[whip cracking]" "I'm impressed." "[giggles]" "Whoah!" "Something likes her cooking!" "No Toothy, but we could have a wicket garage sale." "McGEE:" "Hey,backoff,Buttooth!" "We're trying to catch Old Toothy!" "No, you back off!" "That fishstick belongs stuff and mounted over my fireplace!" "Buh-bye now." "[beep]" "Right back 'atcha!" "[screams] [loud bang]" "That fish bit me in the butt so I'm going to return the favour!" "You're gonna bite him in the butt?" "What?" "Nooo!" "[growls]" "Listen Buttsquat!" "You've already been bitten, I mean Beaten once" "Why don't you leave to go back to Sunnysmiles and leave toothy to us!" "[gasp]" "Uh, McGee..." "I think we're about to become the creamy filling in a fish and Buttsquat sandwich." "[loud roaring]" "On second thought, he's all yours Buttsquat!" "[evil laugh]" "Ha!" "Eat net, Toothy!" "Hey stop that!" "You're scaring him!" "Don't be scared, Toothy!" "How about a calming fishy tummy rub?" "If that monster gets a hold of Squirt he'll be rubbing his tummy from the inside!" "Squirt this is no time to make new friends!" "Let's get outta here!" "[loud roar]" "I really should have thought this through." "[screaming] [screaming]" "[screaming]" "Gotcha, camp- [screams]" "Hi-yah!" "Spit 'em out!" "Spit 'em out!" "Stop tickling the fish." "You're ruining my aim!" "Ha ha!" "Got you now!" "Gyah!" "Gyah!" "Hi yah!" "You can swim but you can't hide!" "Hi-yah!" "Hi-yah!" "McGEE:" "Pee-euw!" "Don't fish use mouthwash?" "Hey!" "You guys okay?" "Oh yeah." "No problem." "Just covered in slime inside a giant fish." "You know, the usual." "I'm hugging a uvula!" "Campers!" "I think I've located Toothy'sproblem!" "[gasp] [grunting] [lour roar]" "[retches]" "This must be where the tooth came out!" "[screams]" "Whoa, Fishie!" "Will you guys quit fooling around?" "That tooth Buttsquat has around his neck needs to go back where it belongs!" "Sorry Toothy..." "hear that McGee?" "[roar]" "Oh I heard!" "And we're gonna get that tooth back but first we have to do the unthinkable." "[grunts]" "We've got to help Buttsquat land Old Toothy!" "ALL:" "Huh?" "Here Fishie, Fishie." "Ha!" "Gotcha now." "This better work, McGee!" "My plans always work!" "No, they don't!" "[grunting]" "Yee-haw!" "Giddyup, fish!" "Almost there!" "Let's get that tooth!" "Hey, I'm supposed to be after you!" "Now!" "Yahoo!" "Ride 'em, cowfish!" "Huh?" "OKAY, Squirt." "NOW!" "Koochie-koochie coo!" "[laughs]" "Ha-ha!" "Hook, like, and stinker!" "I really should have thought this through..." "Yahoooo!" "Time to play dentist, Dr. Squirt." "This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you!" "Well not really!" "[coughs]" "Wish I had my mouth closed for that!" "Woo hoo!" "Told you my plans always work!" "[yawns] [snores]" "You're lucky yachts come in packs of seven, McGee!" "I can fit you in for a repair and cleaning say, Friday at 10?" "[gasp] My gorgeous smile!" "You'll pay for this, McGee!" "[chuckling]" "I will have revenge!" "[snoring]" "Ultimate cannonball!" "Ahaha!" "Hi yahh!" "Nice!" "But you can't top this!" "Yeah!" "Woaahhh!" "[whimpers] Ta da!" "[screams] [grunts] [screams]" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom..." "Sorry I haven't writtenthisweek." "I've been really wrappedupin camp... [buzzing] [grunting]" "Yes!" "That was totally worth it!" "Woo hooo!" "[grunts] What was worth it?" "This!" "[heavenly choir]" "Isn't it breathtaking!" "Seriously?" "We climbed five hours to look at Camp Lakebottom?" "The ultimate view of Camp Lakebottom." "[stomach rumbles]" "And now, snack time." "What's on the menu, Squirt?" "Rosebud's wormaroni and cheese sandwiches." "Would you like some too, little fly?" "[fly whistles] [laughs]" "Come on Gretch, get a shot for my mom!" "GRETCHEN:" "Say fleas!" "BOTH:" "Fleas!" "BUTTSQUAT:" "Don't forget me, BottomDwellers!" "[coughing]" "Buttsquat!" "What took you so long, McGee?" "Oh right, you don't have jet packs at Camp Loserbottom!" "Hey Buttsquat." "Wanna snack?" "Then eat this!" "[screams]" "Gah, get out of my face flies!" "[screams]" "Looks like he's not very hungry!" "[screaming] [screaming]" "Oof!" "[giggles] Thank you and thank you!" "Ew!" "McGEE:" "Gross!" "Gross!" "Gross!" "The only thing I hate worse than spider webs are actual spiders!" "Oh really?" "Buzzy!" "[whip crack] [slurps and belches] [giggles]" "[retches]" "Whoa." "Gross just got grosser." "Sorry about your little fly friend, Squirt..." "That spider slurped up Buzz's insides like a juicebox." "Cool!" "I'm gonna call you Webster." "No, NO WAY Squirt!" "I am not sharing our cabin with that overgrown hairball!" "[Gretchen in baby voice] What's the matter, McGee?" "Afwaid of a widdle spider?" "That spider is not little!" "Ahh!" "Cute!" "He's kissing you!" "[screams] My favourite finger!" "Stop!" "You're scaring Webster!" "[chuckles] [screams] Get it off, get it off!" "[screaming]" "Get back here, McGee!" "I'm not done bugging you." "Huh?" "[loud scream]" "Ow." "You're such a buh-baby about spiders." "Am not!" "The only good spider is a squished spider!" "[McGee screams] Getitoff!" "See, he likes you!" "Ugh, I don't think this is a sign of affection." "[dinner bell clangs]" "ROSEBUD:" "Comeandgetit!" "Not good!" "If Rosebud finds your spider, she'll cook it!" "The only thing worse than having a spider as a pet is having to eat one!" "Woo, ungh!" "Sorry Squirt, but we've gotta take Webster home." "But first, let's get some lunch!" "[grunts]" "Before I..." "lose... mine." "You stay boy!" "[whimpers] [sad music] [growls]" "An extra-special treat today!" "French flies!" "[chuckles]" "Silly me." "Forgot the ketchup." "[loud whisper] WEBSTER!" "[whistling]" "Vat are you guys doing?" "Uh, just playing a game of hide the ball!" "Oh I love zat game!" "Let's play!" "O..kay... [¶]" "Hmmm... [loud crash]" "[loud crash] [loud gulp]" "[gasp]" "Hey!" "You cheated!" "[nervous chuckle] You win some..." "You lose some!" "[nervous chuckle]" "What's wrong, McGee?" "You got der ants in your pants?" "[stammering] Not exactly." "He's just hungry." "Have a fly, McGee." "[gulps]" "Yummy..." "Oooh, you like them?" "The secret is I double fry them." "[coughs] Spider on my leg!" "You hurt Webster's feelings, McGee." "Webster spits acid?" "Suddenly the webs don't seem so bad... [snoring]" "So, I'm thinking a complete makeover for the campers' cabin." "[snoring]" "Hmm... [gasp]" "How about full-body hair dryers?" "[snores]" "Yeah, you're right, maybe not!" "Perhaps we could dig up some coffins for closets!" "That's right!" "Leave everything to the Sasquatch." "[screams]" "McGEE:" "Webster better notbein my bed!" "[screams]" "I think we have a spider problem!" "[roars] [screams] [grunting]" "Nice spider... [loud shriek] [screams] [stammers] You don't want to eat me." "I taste like underwear." "Dirty underwear." "[loud shriek]" "What's wrong?" "Are you missing one of your babies?" "[loud shriek]" "Well, eight eyes, I didn't take your baby but I bet I know who did!" "Follow me!" "[chuckles]" "I've got a surprise for you, McGee." "Bad Webster." "Don't make me come up there!" "Aw, that's it, webface!" "No one messes with our counsellors!" "Gaaaah!" "It's time to get a taste of McGee!" "Ya!" "Gyha!" "Ai, ai, ai, ai!" "[panting]" "Uh, ugh!" "Yah..." "Ugh!" "Enough with the spider webs." "McGee!" "Get a grip!" "Sawyer and Armand need us!" "[spits]" "Yes, enough chit chat!" "Sasquatch and zombie in peril here!" "You're right, Gretch." "I've got this." "[loud hissing]" "You're kidding." "That worked?" "[loud hissing]" "Hey Sawyer, what do you think of spider silk for the curtains?" "Oooh I like it!" "And the dead flies will blend in with the rest of the room." "Oh yeah, now who's scared of who?" "[loud shriek] [shriek echoes]" "What first flies and now spiders?" "[grunts]" "Okay arachnids." "This." "Is." "War!" "[¶] [laughs]" "I think I'll make weberoni for dinner." "[Buttsquat screaming] [coughs]" "Time to attack creepazoid." "[screams] NOT ME!" "McGee!" "MCGEE!" "[Webster shrieks]" "That's right mama, they have your baby!" "Go get him, ugly!" "Aw, don't cry Webster." "Did the mean McGee hurt your feelings?" "[loud rumbling] [loud roar]" "My little spider phobia just turned into a big spider phobia!" "[loud shriek]" "Oh hi, you must be Webster's mommy." "Pleased to meet yo - ooop!" "Woahh." "I think i'm in trouble!" "Squirt!" "I'm coming!" "Bleh!" "This stuff is gross!" "That's it!" "Let me friends go, you eight-legged freakazoid!" "[groans]" "Oof!" "Ha!" "How do you like Momma, McGee?" "[grunting] [loud roar]" "I don't want to be a juice box." "Listen, you don't like me and I don't like you." "But we both like Squirt." "So let's spider up!" "Okay?" "Ew." "I'm good." "Yes!" "Spider McGee to the rescue!" "And they call me dramatic." "[¶]" "Who's the big momma now?" "All right, McGee!" "[screams] [loud roar]" "Uh oh, McGee." "Looks like Mama is hungry." "You're right, and I have the perfect snack." "Whoa!" "Ahh!" "Come and get your yummy French Flies." "Ah, Ugh, stop, stop." "Oooh that tickles..." "Hahahaha ouch!" "Nice work, McGee." "Caught you spiders!" "Prepare for squashing!" "[gasp] Look at dat." "No one can resist my French flies." "Good bye pesky fly." "I will have revenge!" "Bye-bye, little Webster." "Uncle Squirt's gonna miss ya, buddy." "Uncle McGee won't." "He's had enough spiders to last a lifetime." "Uh-oh." "[groaning]" "Now that's a shot for your mom." "Real funny Gretchen..." "Real funny!"