"_ 8x03" " Zeb and Kevin Erotic Hot Tub Canvas" "It's alive!" "8x03" " Zeb and Kevin Erotic Hot Tub Canvas" "Hey, guys, it's Pluto!" "I think my invite to the planet party got lost." "Oh, those dicks." "I'll show them." "I'll have my own party with my real friends." " Did somebody say party?" " Hi, Eris." "Hi, Ceres." "Dwarf planet party, baby!" "The three amigos!" "We are so money!" "My mom made gluten-free brownies!" "I got a two-liter of Mountain Dew!" "I have every "Vampire Diaries" on my DVR!" "So, if we make you a planet again, you'll suck all our [bleep]s?" " Yeah." " I'm in!" "Of course you're in, Uranus." "Oh." "I'm constipated." "Phew!" "That's better." "Come on, there's no way this didn't happen at some point." "Mmm!" "These peanut butter and jam sandwiches are delicious, Respectable Rabbit." "They do taste a little salty, Positive Pig." " Oh, my!" " What is it, Positive Pig?" "Someone's put [bleep] jars on the jam jar shelf!" "Well, hiya, everyone!" "I see you found my [bleep] jar!" " God [bleep] damn it, Pickle Joe!" " You ruin everything!" "We've got a hostage situation." "Please, whoever you are, just give us your demands." "Over." "Son of a bitch!" "We're going in!" "Go, go, go, go, go!" " Surrender!" "It's over!" " That's the secret word!" "You said over!" "Freeze!" "You're under arrest!" "I know you are, but what am ..." "Simon Says touch your nose." "Good." "Simon Says pat your head." "Good." "Simon Says put your bathing suit area up against the TV screen." "Good." "Alvin's not the only one who can score with the ladies." "And I declare Sammy's shrimp shack the real winner." "See you next time on "Man vs. Food."" "Hey, Adam, great episode today." "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "I just ate 12 pounds of popcorn shrimp!" "What the hell?" "Where is my toilet?" "You'll never hurt me again!" "Freedom!" "Oh, oh no!" "Oh..." "Oh, god!" "No." "It's happening!" "It's really happening!" "Purple rain!" "Purple rain!" "Yeah!" "_" "Hi, I'm "Robot Chicken" executive producer Seth Green." "And I'm executive producer Matthew Senreich." "You know, we at "Robot Chicken" love television, but we only get to watch so much." "So here's a couple of sketches based on shows that we've never seen." "Honey, I'm home." "How was your day?" "Good." "Well, that was terrible." "Green machine out!" "I still believe in the sketch." "We're not gonna make it." "This poor guy deserves better than this." "But he's gonna die... on this highway." "I like this still." "Oh, the way you stood up to Black Bart, it got my heart racing." "I need to do things." " Uh, I, uh ..." " What's the matter, baby?" "Aren't you attracted to me?" "Uh, I, um..." "All right, I was wrong." "Ow." "It's a [bleep] normal chair." "What you do isn't my thing," " but still, I have mad respect for you." " Word." "Mommy!" "Hurry up!" "I want it!" "Sir, my daughter wants an american girl doll" " that looks just like her." " I'll check in the back and see if we have a baby beluga whale corpse we can stuff with lunchables." "Oh!" "You rude man!" "I demand to see the manager." "Yes?" "What seems to be the issue?" "I'm trying to find an american girl doll that looks just like my daughter." "I'm sure we can find the right doll, madam." "Hurry up!" "We'll just stuff this thing full of lunchables and, you know, lickety split, we're all good." "Oh, this store is an insane asylum." "We're leaving." "Come along, Bethany." "Damn it all!" " I've tried everything." " Hey, pal, I don't mean to pry, but why did you pay us so much money to insult your own daughter this way?" "I'm trying to scare her straight." "She's too fat, and her mother let's her eat whatever she wants." "_" "And now we lay young Bethany to rest." "God damn it, no, you stupid son of a bitch!" "I'm sorry, are we not doing this bit anymore?" "Wait, that wasn't Bethany?" "Danger!" "Danger, Will Robinson!" "It's always "danger this, Will Robinson, danger that, Will Robinson."" "How come you never mention me in your warnings?" "Sorry, let me try that again." "Danger!" "Danger, Will Robinson!" "Dr. Smith is a child molester!" "Uh..." "And now please welcome superstar deejay Steve Aoki!" "Make some noise!" " Cake me, Steve!" "Cake me!" " Now cake me, dude!" "The club scene is the last untapped market for baseball talent." "Steve Aoki, I'm J.B. Bernstein." "I'm a sports agent." "You should pitch in the big leagues." "Uh, why the [bleep] would I want to do that?" "Let's just say it's a way for you to make $1 million." "Um, I made $10 million last night." "Playing other people's songs?" "Hey, I added beeps and boops." "I'm not taking "no" for an answer." "Let's see that Aoki hot sauce." "Come on, man." "I throw sheet cakes." "I can't throw a sports ball." "What if we get you a sheet cake shaped like a sports ball?" "Now let's try it with cupcakes." "Now pitching for your Los Angeles Dodgers," "Steve Aoki." "The Dodgers must really believe in this Aoki kid to put him in the ninth with bases loaded and a world series berth on the line." "And Aoki falls behind in the count 3-0." "The Dodgers are really in trouble." " You got to let me do this my way." " There's no rule against it." "It's back, way back!" "That cake is gone!" "Home run!" "Dodgers lose!" "I'm a failure." "We lost." "No, Steve." "Look." "It's what I was born to do." "_" "We now return to Marvel's "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."" "This new threat could kill millions of innocent people." " You better call Nick Fury." " Fury's unavailable." " I'm sure Tony Stark could help us." " He's out of the country." "Well, Thor would be more" " than powerful enough to ..." " No, he's in space." " Maybe Captain America." " Bolivia." " Hawkeye?" " Gone dark." " Black widow." " Also Bolivia." " Well, maybe the Hulk." " Dentist." " Ant-Man?" " Six flags." " Scarlet Witch." " Spin class at 3:00." " Quicksilver?" " Yes!" "Oh, no, wait." "He's dead." "Next week on Marvel's "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."" " Iron Man just flew by!" " Oh, can I see?" "You know what, just take my word for it." "Mr. Thornberry, your nature documentaries used to be our bread and butter here at Discovery Channel, but lately we've had a..." "how do you say, philosophical shift." "Well, those aren't educational at all." "You're the Discovery Channel." "Where ..." "Where's the discovery?" "Discovering that people are human garbage?" "Sorry, Thornberry." "Bring me a show I can air or beat it." "We just have to invent a series that will blow the network's doors off." "Ugh!" "I don't want to make a new series!" "Traveling around the world making nature documentaries is stupid." "Debbie, let me lay a little truth on you." "Sex with your father is like getting [bleep] with a dead fish, and putting the family in constant danger is the only way I get wet." "New show." " Yay." " Smashing!" "Hello!" "I'm Nigel Thornberry." "My family and I love to get wild." "Wild as [bleep]." "Off you go!" "You son of a bitch!" "_" "We are a family of nudists surviving in darkest Africa armed only with our wits." "And flame throwers." "It's about conservation and protecting the environment." "In what way?" "I'm starving!" "What's for dinner?" " Tarantulas." " Are you [bleep] serious?" "Contrary to popular belief, tarantula venom isn't fatal to humans." " Duh." " Jesus!" "Why?" "It's about conservation and protecting the environment." "Smashing!" "Oh, you can really taste the... hairs." "And later this season on "Thornberrys:" "Wild as [bleep]"..." "This is a crime against nature!" "It's part of the local culture, sweetie." "_" "Yes, that's right." "Blip, blop." "Conservation, protecting the environment." "Well, what do you think?" "Thornberry, your new show is morally bankrupt and utterly devoid of educational content." "In other words, it's the perfect show for Discovery Channel." "Capital!" "And it's really made me think about what I'm doing with my life." "Whoo-hoo!" "Oh, my god!" "Now, that is wild as [bleep]!"