"It's said in India that a boy is born very 3 seconds!" "And a girl, in every 10 seconds!" "But, that day something difterent happened." "Only a single boy was born among 30 girls!" "Wow!" "This nude baby boy!" "He was looking indeed smart!" "Just like me..." "In fact, lt's me!" "Prem..." "Yes!" "The only hero of this story!" "This was my first eye contact with girls..." "My aftair with that nurse didn't work out." "People drink alcohol after their failure in love..." "But, I started drinking milk!" "And I started growing in a big joint family!" "We were 7 brother  sister in our family." "6 sisters  one single brother!" "I spent my childhood with 2 things." "Toys  babies..." "I mean among girls!" "One average kid always thinks that when he grows up..." "He will be an engineer, doctor or a cricketer!" "But, in my case...." "God had planned something else for me!" "During my upbringing I tend to understand the feeling, state of heart of girls very well." "And I started helping those males who failed in their love life." "And so on..." "I became Love Guru (Master)!" "Oops!" "These girls!" "Do you know?" "." "99%/% of girls get guys of their choice." "But, 99%/% of guys don't get girls of their choice!" "Their love story ends before it could begin." "And here... my work starts!" "Love Guru, you know me." " What is the name of the girl?" "Actually, even she calls me Chi..." "Chi..." "Loves you." " Yes!" "But, even she...." " She even stammers like you." "No!" "Okay, she is shy." " Yes!" "Look, your situation is really good." "You begin the conversation  she'll fiinish it!" "O my heart, what has happened to me?" "What is the cure for this ailment?" "What is your problem?" "In this entire universe, among the group of girls..." "My eyes have crossed with that beautiful girl!" "Who have lighten my whole life bit by bit..." "Good Morning, Uncle!" "This is my first love!" "Son, does your teacher teaches you this?" " l'm in love with my teacher itself!" "Do you give discount to students?" "Do come to me after 10 years." "Okay?" "Go." "I can't see her without my specs  she doesn't wish to see me with my specs!" "This is very simple." "Take out your specs!" "Over here..." "Do react on sound!" "This way I taught smart, stupid, courageous, nervous people to make love!" "I taught them to romance!" "I taught them to make love!" "I was on the 7th cloud of success!" "But, this happiness of mine didn't lasted..." "Do you know why?" "." "Bhaskar." "Right?" "." " Yes." "And you?" "I am the one whom you have come to meet." "Love Guru!" "You are the one  Only one...." "Love Guru!" "So, this is your first love aftair?" "My first love aftair?" "In fact, it's my family's first love aftair!" "Before me, nobody from my family had a love aftair of such level." "Tell me." "What type of a girl you desire?" "The one who is beautiful by face, intelligent by mind  good at heart!" "How could you aftord 3 girls in such costly era?" "Tell me." "No. lt's not 3." "In fact, 3 in 1." "Who has won my heart goodatheart!" "This is that fairy!" "She is quite fresh!" "Don't take any tension." "Yourjob will be done!" "Prem brother..." "I'm ecstatic!" "You are amazing!" "Did you hear, Priya?" "Hello...." "What are you doing this Bhaskar?" "You love somebody  kissing somebody else." "What have I done?" "I'm showing my aftection to the one whom I love." "What else?" "Hey, do you know who she is?" "Priya Jaisingh... daughter of Raj Jaisingh!" "The owner of 1000 millions!" "Not only you... but even I'll not be able to make her fall in my love!" "I've heard that impossible, unrealistic..." "Such words aren't there in your dictionary!" "Tell me that this is untrue." "This is a fact, Bhaskar." "Bhaskar Diwakar Choudhary." " Yes, the same thing." "Look..." "I can make friendship between Osama  Bush!" "But, your aftair with her, is impossible!" "But, Prem brother..." "Bush...." "Osama!" "That's international matter  this is such a small love story..." "Which way this matter is going?" "Come on, let's ask our guest Priya Jaisingh some personal questions of her life." "Priya Ma'm..." "Tell us something about your lover?" "I haven't found anybody yet, who loves me." "As it is, decent guys are hardly to be seen." "What are you saying, Priya?" "I meet you everyday between 9 to 5." "I have done overtime too so many times!" "One thing is for sure... my lover isn't really necessary to be a high profile." "But could even be a simple  sound guy!" "Who knows?" "May be my life partner is looking me at this moment." "May be he is standing before the T.V." "Yes. I am indeed standing in front of the T.V." "Hey, even let us see it." "What a hot babe she is!" "Who said it?" "." "What did you say?" "." "To whom are you saying it?" "." "To this coftee or what?" "No. I'm telling about that girl." "What an item she is!" "Don't talk about Priya with such disrespect." "From where these players came?" "Hey, why did you change the channel?" "India is batting." "Sehwag is on for his century!" "Sehwag has blessings of his mother but my life is still ruined!" "You are bothered for your match whereas I am not able to find any matchmaker!" "Love Guru, please make me meet my Priya!" "Where are you?" "I am coming just now." "Hey, what about my bill?" "What is your bill?" "What is money?" "Atleast, take the rest." " Hey, walk with decency... I am Bhaskar Diwakar Choudhary, speaking..." "Bhaskar." "What did I tell you?" " What?" "Did you not understand?" " Which one?" "You better forget Priya  don't call me again." "is she some snack or what...." "Didn't I tell you?" " But, what happens by saying... I love Priya!" "Hey, Prem brother!" " What are you doing in the bus?" "I am moving like a vagabond!" "Please listen to me." "Look Bhaskar. I can't help you in this matter." "Please don't follow me!" "I'll not stop following you, till you don't arrange my meeting with Priya." "If not today, I'll come tomorrow." "If not tomorrow, I'll come day after tomorrow." "I further say that I'll come every now  then..." "Yeah!" "Do come..." "Call me too..." "I'm going to Phuket for one month!" "On a family holiday!" "And above it, my phone doesn't have roaming facility either!" "Whether your phone has roaming or not..." "I'll surely roam with you!" "Hey, bus driver...." "Does this bus go to Phuket?" "Who is this dwarf?" " Myself, small Don!" "A small name of only 2 words..." "Only 2 aims in my life!" "To watch the cricket game  to do someone's game!" "I am Tendulkar of underworld!" "Less height  more in fight!" "Boost is the secret of my hooliganism!" "Hey, Sehwag  Dhoni..." "You both keep the fielding tight." "Or else the umpires will give us "Out"" "Brother, who is this Umpire?" " The cops!" "Who else." "So, you play cricket along with hooliganism." "Yes, I did play 20 years ago in the lanes of Borivali." "I was a fast bowler!" "Everybody used to call me "Bhindi Express"" "Once I did bowl  appealed for an LBW..." "How was that?" "." "Umpire didn't give him out." "I angrily hit with the ball." " To the batsman?" "No!" "The Umpire." "Umpire expired there itself." "Batsman started running to take the runs..." "And cops began chasing me." "After that this "Bhindi Express" became "Small Don"" "Look brother, I'm trying to make you understand..." "Hey, I don't speak to 12th man." "Who is the captain of this team?" " lt's me." "Hey, Inzamam Ul Haq..." "Only you have the right to speak." "Whose bell is ringing?" "Whose bell is ringing?" "Who is Ganguly between us?" "Hey, this is the third umpire!" "Run!" "Sehwag..." "Towards the boundary...." "Not from there but from the mid wicket." "Catch her before the boundary." "Please speed up the car." "Some underworld goons are chasing me." "Ma'm you are so beautiful..." "Not only underworld but the whole world will chase you!" "Will you show your smartness in saving me?" "I'll save you from them but who will save you from me?" "This meeting is even less than a minute." "Hey listen, whatever I'll say..." "I'll speak the truth." "You are going away from me..." "but I'll remain in touch with you." "Hey stop!" "Hey, you idle Vinod Kambli." "Come on, get up!" "I want to sit here." "Get up." "Hey, you small recharge of Hutch!" "You'll get me up from here?" " Yes!" "No problem." "This is the first time somebody has slapped me." "Come on." "Say "Sorry"" "Did you hear it?" "I should say "Sorry" to you?" "Myself, Rana from Haryana will say "Sorry" to you?" "Who are you?" "Who I am?" "I am "Don"" "Cops of 11 countries are in search of me talksaregoingoninthe12thcountry ." "Hey Brian Lara...." "Get lost quickly from here." "You hit a sixer on the last ball!" "I'll not spare you!" "I am "Don"..." "Small Don!" "What are you showing us?" "That too small Don!" "small Don!" "That too small Don!" "Nobody even CBl  fbi has seen him yet" "First time in public, that too through our newspaper!" "It's a revolution, Sir!" "You are promoted from today!" "Your salary is doubled!" "Even this laptop is yours!" "Papaji, do you know someone named Prem?" "I know Prem from Ludhiana  Patiala." "No." "This is Prem from Mumbai." "His name is Love Guru." "Do you know any Love Guru here?" " No. I only know Wahe Guru!" "Praise to Wahe Guru..." "Victory to Wahe Guru!" "Now, I'll find Prem brother I'llachievevictorytoo ." "Don't you have any good friend of yours here?" " Yeah." "Will you marry her?" "Brother, when will you marry?" "After 3 - 4 years from the day, when you marry Nikki." "Why you always ignore this topic?" "You don't hear any voice from your inside?" "Prem brother...." "Prem brother...." "l doubt I couldn't hear it from inside but from outside for sure..." "Oh!" "This bloody @#%/%$ guy..." "His name is Bhaskar!" "Bloody Bhaskar!" "He takes lives while talking!" "I've found Prem brother!" "Hello, sister-in-law!" "What a nice family!" "She is my sister." "And these 2 kids are of hers.!" "Hey, what a lovely kids!" "With crooked teeth!" "I'd told you not to follow me." "Then, what are you doing in Phuket?" "." "I haven't come here for free." "I have taken the ticket!" "Why are you spoiling my holidays?" "What am I?" "Even God can't match you with Priya." "But, Prem brother." "I am not a big fool!" "Sister..." " Don't involve her in this." "Sister, when you got married..." "Was it arrange or love" "Of course!" "It was a love marriage!" "Prem brother, himself made me marry..." "Did you see, Prem brother?" "You lit the lamp in your house  you are going on playing with my romance." "Why are you playing so much?" "Because, if Priya is a Mercedes..." "then you are a Maruti!" "If Priya is a Boeing..." "Then you are bullock cart!" "If Priya is a Kohinoor diamond..." "Then you are Kohinoor Basmati rice!" "If Priya is worth..." "Then you are a peanut!" "This is the bus that goes to India." "Take a window seat  shoot oft..." "Don't play my band!" "Don't play my band!" "Go on your path..." "That Bhaskar has come all the way from India with so much hope." "And you made him run!" "Kids." "What do you feel?" "Would he have left from here?" "Nobody could ignore Death, Love  Bhaskar..." "Now shall we move?" "The danger is still not over." "Bhaskar Uncle, You?" "Hey, Bhaskar." " Yes." "Enough!" "Earlier you were shameless..." "Now, you've become nude too!" "Get away from here." "Bhaskar brother, this is the Towel." "Will this T-shirt  short will do?" "Have you gone blind?" "These are my clothes." "How will this fit this Bhaskar?" "My size is so strange that I could enter in any size." "Shut up!" "Have you come to your in- laws house?" "Prem brother..." "What I was telling" "Uncle...." "I'm here only." "Are you really very angry with me?" "." "No." "Bhaskar brother!" "I'm the happiest person in this whole world!" "Ginger Tea, for you." " Thank you." "Sister..." "Whose photo is this?" "This is my husband. 3 years ago..." " Stop!" "I understood." "Don't say anything." "I couldn't hear anymore." "God can't be so much treacherous!" "What No?" "He'll not take so much sacrifice from this house." "But, listen to me." " No. I won't listen anything." "He was such a hefty fellow!" "Bhaskar." " What, Bhaskar?" "Listen to me." " No." "What had happened?" "What was he suftering from?" "No, nothing that sort of..." "Hey, shut up!" "You have an ailment of not listening completely." "Brother-in-law is in America." "He is a scientist in NASA." "He is hale  hearty!" " Means... he is alive!" "Father of 2 kids  married!" "That is what I was thinking..." "The one who has so much light in his eyes, His bulb can't fuse at all!" "I pray for his long life!" "That's true, brother." "I'll arrange the food." "Today, I've cooked Prem brother's favorite dish" " Chicken Tandoori." "Oh!" "is it Chicken Tandoori?" " Yes." "I usually eat 9 of it." " Really?" "When both of us like Chicken Tanddori then..." "Why should be there any distance between us?" "Hot Dal is ready for you!" "What a delicious food!" "Sister, can you pass on the butter." "Nowadays, I am dieting." "Take this!" "He is dieting with the butter!" "Just as in the history..." "The way Yashoda mother fed butter to lord Krishna." "The same butter I've tasted here!" "What a good luck!" "Hey listen..." "She is my sister  not a piece of bread." "To which you are going on applying butter." " Oh yeah!" "Hey, from where did this sound come?" "Now, nobody has any control on burp  love." "Thatjust comes out..." "Now, there isn't any flight in 4 days...." "Where would I fly?" "Where?" "It's okay." "You leave after 4 days." "Listen carefully." "Neither you could sleep with me nor with her." "Don't worry!" "Bhaskar Uncle will sleep in our room." "These children have a bigger heart than yours!" "Learn something from them, Love Guru." "Now, I'll call your husband  inform him that there's a new guy come in your family." "What is he saying?" "Tell him that I'm like your brother." "In fact, I am more than your brother." " Everything will be alright!" "What new toys have come nowadays... instead of playing with marbles..." "In what activity are you indulging yourself?" "." "Bhaskar Uncle, leave it." "This is baby missile!" "One type of rocket!" "You must have seen it." "It attacks the enemy by following sound." " ls it?" "Then, how does this work?" "With the battery?" "." "is it?" "No. but, with my voice!" "When I say "Go Baby, Go"... lt gets activated." "Are you fooling me?" "If it is so then, it must have gone by now..." "Just now you said, "Go Baby, Go"" "Today's night, I want to just give it a final touch up." "Final touch up!" "He will give it... ls it from childhood or did you made it afterwards?" "What a sisterly emotion!" "Wow!" "What clothing!" "Sister, do you get it readymade or you have to stitch it?" "." "Readymade!" " Okay." "Why are you going alone in the water?" "Teach me jet-ski as well." "May be I could impress Priya!" "You never know, after seeing naked body..." "Do zip his mouth too." "It's a matter of celebration as such zip is not made yet." "I'll not spare you so easily... I am just like this missile. lf this follows somebody then it keeps on following." "Just once somebody says me, "Go Baby, Go"" "Uncle, don't say, "Go Baby, Go" This will get activated." "Am I mad?" "Why shall I say, "Go Baby, Go"" "It's yours." "You are telling, "Go Baby, Go"" "Just now you said, "Go Baby, Go"" "Uncle, this got activated!" "Hey, stop it!" "Uncle, the missile got activated!" "Beware!" "The missile got activated!" "What?" "I couldn't hear you." "The rocket is coming." " Rocket!" "Brother, you save yourself  us too." "Bhaskar, let me come outside the water..." "Oh God!" "Please save me!" "Hey, go somewhere else...." "Why are you after me only?" "Oh God!" "Please save me!" "Bhaskar, let me save for once..." "I'll dance on your corpse!" "Come out from there!" "And get away!" "Sorry, the rocket went oft by mistake." "Mistake?" "Your birth is itself a mistake!" "I could have lost my life!" "Do you know the cost of thatjet-ski?" "It was of 10 Lakhs!" "What do I know?" "I've always traveled in a local train!" "That was an accident!" "Bhaskar brother, tell him "Sorry"." "Come on kids..." "Bhaskar brother myselfareplayingfighting!" "Please go outside. I'll call you afterwards." "Disgrace is that you are 10 times more loser than I thought of you." "Leave Priya... you can't even make up with her dog!" "Do you know why?" "." "Because you are a brand ambassador of foolishness  boredom!" "Before you leave from here." "Listen carefully... lf you cannot live without Priya then..." "You better stop living!" "Because if one foolish lover is less in this world;" "it would make no difterence to this world!" "Did you get it?" "Come on kids..." "Say "Good-Bye" to your loving uncle." "Bhaskar Uncle is going forever.." "Pammi, get him out within 5 minutes or else I'll go on the 6th minute." "You decide it." " Please Prem!" "Bhaskar Uncle...." "Are you crying?" "Bhaskar brother, Prem is not bad from his heart." "Don't cry for his words" "I am not crying, Pammi sister." "In fact, I am laughing!" "He is right in his words." "Only I'm too stubborn." "I have fallen in love with Priya." "Now, where is Priya  where am I?" "I've come in search of one girl..." "And I found love of a family." "That's it!" "I stuck here!" "Look..." "I am an idiot!" "Misfit!" "No." "What did Prem brother said?" "Yes." "Loser!" "But, do tell him one thing." "He is doing a fine job!" "Tell him not to stop his work of making people meet their loved ones." "What is for me?" "Let's see..." "Bhaskar brother...." "Bhaskar brother...." "One critically injured!" "Bhaskar was in this bus!" "I am sure he is the one." "Bhaskar's name is not written anywhere." "How can you say that it is Bhaskar?" "Because Bhaskar is the king of bad-luck!" "Trouble doesn't go to Bhaskar..." "Instead Bhaskar goes towards trouble!" "This is all because of you." "Me?" "Why so?" "If you would have told him to go in that bus then he would have been here at this moment." "Thank God!" "He was in that bus!" "Even I want that nothing happen to Bhaskar!" "That's it." "Only that he loses his memory!" "So that he could not recognize me!" "He was a passenger of seat # 15." "His name was Bhaskar." "Bhaskar, please forgive me." "What has happened?" "I told you to leave your love youleftthisworld!" "I know that to fall in love is not in our hand." "But, you left sitting in the bus leaving us helpless." "You fool!" "Atleast you should have given me one chance." "I'll make you meet Priya!" "You are that Romeo of today's era..." "Who left this untidy bag calling for Juliet!" "But, Bhaskar." "You have not died." "Because Bhaskar's never die!" "Atleast say something." "I don't know why I feel that you'll get up suddenly  hug me." "And will forgive me." "I forgave you!" "How did this happen?" " This is because of this gentleman." "Who is this?" " This is Uncle John." "When I was about to sit in the bus." "He asked me whether he could sit on my sit." "He wanted to see valley from the window." "I allowed him to sit." "Pity on him!" "He left looking at the valleys!" "And I reached to this comfortable hospital." "The name of this hospital is Wadia Hospital." "Isn't this fate?" "Your fate...." "And misfortune for me!" "No. I've heard from my ears." "You like me a lot!" "Go away!" "I have forgiven you." "Your heart is very clear!" "How much you care for me?" "I'm touched!" "Your death is cancelled..." "Even my promise is cancelled!" "Just now you were talking so sweetly... I have escaped from my boss but, now I'll not stop following you." "Because you are that angel who can create a bond between Priya  myself." "When Priya will give me a son!" "I'll name him "Prem"." " How sweet!" "." "I'll put up your photo frame in my house!" "Tell me, will you help me?" " No!" "You have to help me!" " No. I won't!" "Will you become my partner or not?" " No!" "Tell me, will you help me?" " No!" "is this the one whom you called John Uncle?" " Yes!" "Do you wanna partner?" "O partner..." "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Do you wanna partner?" "O partner..." "Do you wanna partner?" "O partner..." "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Do you wanna partner?" "O partner..." "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "This love is really heart beating..." "Keep on flying limitless...." "My heart!" "This love is really heart beating..." "Keep on flying limitless...." "My heart!" "Your love is your question, give answer to it yourself!" "But, my friend...." "But, my friend...." "Whenever she comes before me..." "My heart beat, tongue  breath stops!" "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Do you wanna partner?" "O partner..." "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Do you wanna partner?" "O partner..." "Sometimes, I usually think this way..." "Sometimes, I usually think this way..." "That I can move ahead than..." "Hello!" "Hi!" "How are you!" "Flying tresses  lips with dew!" "Flying tresses  lips with dew!" "Those love nights..." "You'll surely find that love..." "Let me teach you how to romance!" "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "You'd find God on one side  beloved on the other side." "You'd find God on one side  beloved on the other side." "I'd choose beloved by saying "Sorry" to God!" "Dreams, tears, memories, promises..." "Dreams, tears, memories, promises..." "Tales of aftection!" "The path of love is really very difticult." "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Do you wanna partner?" "O partner..." "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Do you wanna partner?" "O partner..." "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Do you wanna partner?" "O partner..." "Love me..." "Love me... say!" "Come on...." "The spring has arrived!" "My heart is restless..." "O my princess!" "I cannot live without you!" "From the day, I'm in love..." "It's coming too long!" "Oh!" "My Pant is drenched." "This is really a matter of worry." "What did I do?" "I drenched my pant." "I have to dry it up now." "Are you going to oftice or school?" " Now, don't stop me!" "Look Bhaskar, out of 10 girls..." "8 gets impressed with this." "But, Priya is amongst the 2." "Now, go  rock the atmosphere of the conference room this way that..." "Priya gets shocked!" "I want to invest in my childhood friends business." "This is designer diamonds business." "What do you all have to say about it?" "Shall we do this venture or not?" "Without market survey, we don't even buy vegetables..." "Ma'm." "And this is diamonds!" "Correct Ma'm." "Personal relationship  Company's 100 millions is not a good idea." "Yes, there's a point in it." "is there anyone to say something?" "Rock the atmosphere that Priya should be shocked!" "Can I say something?" "Now, even he will say something..." "What's your age?" " 25 years." "Why?" "But, at this age your iq is zero!" "I mean 25 years of age  thought like a 5 year old." "You put so much money in the business." "Can't you put a bit of thinking in it." "I mean, why do you need to take their decision adviseforyourpersonaldecision?" "But, you all are my financial advisors." "Do sun takes advise from clouds to come out?" "Do river seek advise from mountains whether she should meet the sea or not?" "Forget about these." "These are big people." "Do an infant seek advise from the family whether he should loo in mother's lap or not?" "He won't." "But he does loo." "Even you take the decision." "But..." "How?" "This way..." "You did friendship without thinking then why are you hesitating now?" "." "And as it is... whose advise are you seeking?" "Of this Mr.Bagga..." "Who is not of her wife!" "He hasn't bought flower for his wife..." "What advise will he give to you?" "And from who else are you taking advise?" "Mr. Chaddha..." "He doesn't know to wear his underwear!" "Will he change your company's policy?" "Okay!" "These are big people..." "Now, take my example..." "We wait for 30th of every month for our Rs.30,000/- salary." "How could we take decision of 100 millions in just 3 seconds?" "First  foremost you decide that you yourself will take your own decisions." "And don't take every decision from mind..." "But, from heart too!" "You don't have manners to talk to your seniors!" "If you are my senior then..." "In terms of brain, I am your senior!" "Ma'm..." "I'm resigning." "I am leaving the job!" "Before you throw me out of here..." "I'll myself go from here." "I cannot stay here... where one doesn't have freedom to express his view." "Greetings!" "I don't wish to work here." "I don't know about you..." "But, I will miss you!" "lnsult of Bhaskar Diwakar Choudhary!" "lmpossible!" "So how was it, Bhaskar?" " Fantastic!" "I straight forwardly insulted Priya!" " Wow!" "Whatever came to my mind, I spoke." " Wow!" "In fact, I threw my resignation on her face!" " That's it." "What did I do this?" "What did I do this?" " Means?" "I kicked my job on pretext of aftection!" "You told me to give her shock!" "So that she will notice me." "I fear, will she send me a notice!" "I have to go to her to say "Sorry" l'm coming..." "Hey, don't dare to go." " Hey, I'm a poor type of man!" "You will not go anywhere." "She herself will come to you." " She will not come for 10 births as well." "My job is concerned till this birth." "Not of 10 births." "Come on, count till 10... 9....8....7... 5...4...3...2..." "Here she comes... I feel you are right." " Go  open the door." "Yes. I can go only after you leave me." "Close your mouth or else the feeling of your heart will be visible." "Nobody has spoken with me the way you did." "Even I wasn't willing to do it." "Don't lower downwards." "Stick to the door." "The way you spoke fearlessly to me..." "I liked it very much!" " What?" "And I don't want employees in my company who say, "Yes, Ma'm"" "Actually, I was thinking of going for dinner with you this week..." "Actually, I want to take some financial decisions." "So let's meet." "We could discuss business on the pretext of dinner." "No. I am ready to come wherever you say." "I'll give you my number." "Do you have a pen?" " Yes, pen!" " No more Priyaji." "Only Priya." "So much happiness!" "I'd never had so much happiness before!" "Stop!" "Take this." "I'd never had so much happiness before!" "is the happiness tear coming from your nose?" "So much happiness!" "Take this." "Yes, you are indeed very happy!" "Do you need a lift?" "PREM helpline is open for you anytime." "But, tell me one thing." "Are you Hanuman's fan or Superman's" "Relax!" "Relax!" "Take some breath..." "Do sit." "Hold tightly." "He is coming." "Now, I'll find out who you are?" "Hey, you Rawalpindi Express!" "What were you saying?" "This girl has clicked my photos." "Tell her to give me the roll before developing." " Shut up!" "First, you yourself get develop, you dwarf!" ".!" "Who are you?" " Who am I?" "I am "Don"." "Cops of 11 countries are behind me!" " ls it?" "." "And the 12th are talking about it." "Hey, don't beat me." "Leave me." " Leave you?" "Hey, Syed Kirmani." "Can't you see?" "Say "Sorry"..." "You dwarf!" "." "You are showing gun to Rana of Haryana?" "Take the glass pane up  snatch the gun." "Hey, lower the glass pane." "Now the glass pane will be lowered only after reaching the police station." "We've caught hold of Small Don!" "What will Police do to Small Don?" "Thanks for saving my life!" "No. ln fact, I saved my life!" "Make me understand one thing..." "Can't you meet me in any restaurantjust like the ordinary people other than in Dhoom  Krrish style?" "You'll get to meet normal people anyway..." "But, I like surprises!" "Now, quickly give me a surprise by giving your telephone number!" "So, write it..." "Nokia 6600!" "is it BPL or HUTCH?" "Listen...." "This ain't a surprise!" "This is a shock for me!" "Whatjob do you do?" " Read it tomorrow in Mumbai Massala." "Atleast listen to me...." "The exchange of Thank you have already started..." "Hi!" "I felt talking to you..." "Therefore, I called you." "Or else to disturb an unknown girl is not my habit." "Over!" "So what are you doing this time now?" "." "Over!" "I'm flirting!" "What else?" "Don't disconnect." "The signal is a bit weak." "But, intentions are very strong!" "Tell me when are we meeting?" "Look, you've saved my life!" "For that, Thanks!" "Apart from it, I don't know you." "Over!" "Then, know him!" "What's wrong in it?" "So, let us know each other." "Shall we meet on Friday?" "Over!" "Sorry, I need to go to hospital on Friday to see an ill person." "Over!" "Okay!" "Let's meet on Saturday." "Over!" "I'm getting ill on Saturday!" "Over!" "You liar!" "You are being haughty!" "Okay!" "Then, Sunday..." "Over!" "Then, we'll meet on Sunday at 7 a.m. on breakfast!" "Victoria Palace!" "Okay?" "Over!" "Sunday at 7 a.m. For a date?" "Will do!" "Madam, you said Sunday?" "." "Take this!" "What if she must have said Friday or Saturday." "Then?" "Then, I would have given this!" "Wow!" "So early..." "How?" ". ?" "That too, 5 minutes before..." "Not to get late in disclosing the matter of heart." "Then, don't waste anytime  say everything of your heart." "Then, Listen..." "Thank you  Sorry!" "Thank you  Sorry!" "The word 'You' came in it but..." "Did you eat words 'l'  'Love'?" "Thank you for your gift!" "There couldn't be any relation possible between us, henceforth." "For that, "Sorry"" "Look, don't consider yourself to be less." "Whatever you are..." "is perfect for me!" "So, you perfectly understand one thing." " What?" "How much you try..." "Neither you could enter my heart nor you could reach my heart." "Also you cannot change my heart." "Okay!" "What's your telephone number?" "Tell me something." "Atleast, your blood group will do!" "What name did you tell of yours?" "Senorita Maria Maria Maria..." "This heart of mine did beat this way... I realized only when I fell in love with you!" "This romance is indeed a judgment day!" "On top of it, you are with me!" "Maria Maria..." "Maria Maria..." "Senorita Maria Maria Maria... I love you, I trust you...." "Do accept this truth!" "If you follow me... you'll never get anything!" "Do accept this truth as well!" "Sometimes you'll love me...." "You will be sometime of anyone...." "l don't remember how many come takeawaymy heart... I very well know everybody's intentions!" "This heart of mine did beat this way... I realized only when I fell in love with you!" "This romance is indeed a judgment day!" "On top of it, you are with me!" "Maria Maria..." "Maria Maria..." "Senorita Maria Maria Maria..." "You are indeed very beautiful!" "Above it, your act too is amazing!" "Your speech is indeed life threatening!" "I'll not come in your talks!" "I'll steal you from yourself..." "Atleast give me permission!" "This heart of mine did beat this way... I realized only when I fell in love with you!" "This romance is indeed a judgment day!" "On top of it, you are with me!" "Maria Maria..." "Maria Maria..." "Senorita Maria Maria Maria..." "Prem brother...." "Prem brother...." "l will not be able to do it." "Why did Priya give you her number?" " Why did she give?" "So that you could call her." "Look, if you'll take so many pauses in proposing..." "Then she will leave after disposing you!" "Give her a miss call!" "Disconnect before she picks up the phone." "Did you get it?" " But, is it necessary to disconnect?" "Priya's incoming is free!" "Priya's incoming is free!" "You call her up..." "Disconnect it." "She will call you." "But, why will she call a fool like me?" "Call her up." " lf you insist I'll call her." "Disconnect it." " What... disconnect?" "What game is this, brother?" "This is the game." "It's called mind game!" "I'll have to explain?" " Yes." "Oh, my God!" "Bhaskar called me." "But, why did he call me?" "For what?" "If he called then why did he disconnect it?" "Does Bhaskar wants to ask something?" "Want to say something?" "If he wants to ask, then what's the need to say ?" "If he wants to say, then what's the need to ask ?" "Something is there..." "She'll call you within 10 seconds!" "It's Priya's phone!" "Prem brother, you speak to her." "I'll leave." "Shall I enjoy the honeymoon too?" " No." "That's not done!" "Did you call me?" " Yes, I did." "In fact, Love Guru did call you." "No..." "I called to remind you of Thursday meeting." "You need to prepare a strong presentation for our India Infotech Project." "But, quickly!" "Could you take out some time for our Bangalore company?" "Hey, Bhaskar..." "Where are you going?" "How do I know where l am going?" "Priya will tell it." "Priya, where l have to go?" " Dinner!" "That too together!" "Bhaskar..." "Stop it!" "Don't go ahead or else you'll go really ahead!" "When the girl herself is moving towards me then why should I move backwards?" "Did you say something?" " No. I was talking to somebody else." "Now, I am talking to you." "Do speak." "We'll meet tomorrow evening for dinner" "So much excitement isn't good enough!" "You'll have a cardiac arrest  cops will arrest me." "Hey, don't do it!" "He left bare footed!" "Nothing happened!" "It's amazing!" "Amazing!" "You did not die after falling from such height?" "Who fell?" "Brother, I was flying in the air!" "I felt as if the sweet breeze came playingwithmy hairs!" "Polluted air couldn't aftect me but were kissing my chubby cheeks!" "And the sky was waving  telling me that I didn't shake a bit!" "Kudos!" "And the earth did say with open arms..." "that you didn't come to me!" "I felt as if the parachute of Priya's love was landing me slowly on the earth!" "Usually, after falling from such heights." "Flowers are put on him after his death." "And I fall on the flowers!" "Isn't it an unusual love story?" "t's strange!" "Nothing happened to your waist!" "Which waist?" "Whose waist?" ". ?" "The one whose love is his backbone..." "Then who are you  who am I?" " Stop it, Bhaskar." "You are taking Priya out for the 1st time." "Look, today's culture has changed." "Well..." "I know about dinner." "I do it everyday!" " Thanks!" "And for the dance, usually it happens in parties..." "And as far as my dance is concerned..." "I will not praise myself from my mouth!" "How was it?" "." "No." "Not this way." "Tell me open heartedly!" "I felt as if someone is dancing in the festival of immersing Ganpati (Hindu God)." "There's a class in dance too." "But, I'm dancing this way right from the 6th class." "Nobody complained till now." "Class means Style!" "See this." "Get up!" "I'll show you style!" "Hands up..." "Fingers inside." "If you'll do such vulgar things..." "then I'll not teach you lf you feel it vulgar then, I'm sorry!" " 2 fingers." "This way?" " That's right!" "Isn't this vulgar?" " Not at all." "This is style!" "Hands up!" "Have you shown your real face again?" "Don't shake." "But, chill." "First time in life, Prem himself has come to propose his love!" "Hey, why did you break my headlight?" "Not your headlight but your cars!" "But, why did you break it?" " Because, I didn't like it." "Do you have insurance?" " Yes, I do have." "Then, even this one too is gone!" "You'll not be able to get away with this lt's you who will not be spared from this child!" "Why?" "Did you have fun?" "Come outside!" "Come outside!" "Prem?" " You!" "What happened to you?" "And what are you doing here?" "I am chasing somebody." "So, you've reached my home chasing me!" "No. lt's not you but that devil child!" "Who is hiding in your house." "See, what have he done to me." "This fellow... I'll not leave him." "What?" "." "Mummy?" "Hey, you fool!" "You've started calling your neighbor..." "your Mummy?" ". ?" "Neighbor?" "I'm his mother!" "He is my son, Rohan!" "is it?" "." "This is your Rohan?" "This is our Rohan!" "So nice..." "What?" "He is your child?" " Yes." "She is my mother." "Are you married?" "Then what!" "Have I dropped from the sky?" "Actually, who is she?" "Which type of mother is she?" "Bachelor mother?" "Married mother?" "is she divorcee mother?" "Or she is a widowed mother?" "The first time, I indulge in true love..." "And she had a child!" "Hello, son!" "Call your mother." "Tell me your problem." "From the day, I've seen her..." "I can't see anything else!" "It usually happens in beginning." "Tell me further..." "She doesn't allow me to come forward." "She feels shy when I move towards her." "Tell me what shall I do?" "This is what Indian females are?" "I wish to sleep with her!" "Your name shouldn't be Mr. Neil." "In fact, it should be Mr. Nude!" "Fill in your amount!" "What will you pay my price?" "I am available free for love!" "You look good while seated!" "Did you tell him that you are a single mother?" " Yes." "But, he says that this makes no difterence to him." "Thank god!" "Then, did you say Yes to him?" "Obviously not!" " But, why?" "." "You know I can't take this decision alone." "It is entirely upto Rohan." "He has to accept him." "And who knows, if Prem is ready to shoulder such a big responsibility?" "." "Prem is ready Naina!" "To shoulder your  Rohan's responsibility." "You?" "Here?" "Wherever you are..." "I am there with you!" "Give me one chance to marry you...." "l promise to fulfill every demand of you both thereafter... lt's written in the literature that a man should be husband in the drawing room!" "And a boy friend in the bedroom!" "A good cook in the kitchen!" "I am ready to do all the 3 jobs for you both." "Naina, give me this chance  I'll take care of household chores!" "Child!" "First develop some muscles." "Mix Bournvita in milk  drink daily." "How many spoons?" " What happen Golu?" "Brother, Rohan hit me!" "Have you thought my Golu is alone?" "Child!" "Have you thought my Rohan to be alone?" "Wait!" "I myself take care of my homework, my fight  my mother." "You hit him!" "Go  play..." "Hey, what did you do?" "You hit him!" "Hey, Romeo of my mother!" "Don't you dare to tell about this fight to my mother." "I will not, son!" "The same cool attitude..." "The same hot acts... I remember my childhood seeing you!" "Now, shall we go home?" " As you say, your majesty!" "Pick it up!" "It's your mother." "Yes, Bhaskar." "Speak up." "How's that rascal?" "Rohan - the Rascal!" "You'll spend your age but he will remain stuck to his mother." "Disconnect it..." "Disconnect it..." "Why should I disconnect?" "I'll never disconnect." "Don't say anything, Bhaskar!" "Don't say anything!" "You are saying as if he is listening to both of us." "It's my phone Rohan." "Give me the phone" "Am I Rohan - the rascal?" "Myself monkey?" "I am monkey..." "I am donkey..." "Because I did friendship with that Bhaskar." "Stop the car!" "Not only my car, every car of this world is stopping!" "Son, why are you getting so much angry?" "I'm not getting angry but I want to go for loo!" "We'll reach home within 5 minutes." "Take your own time for loo." "I can't control." "I'll do in the car itself." "In the car!" "Wait!" "Don't do it!" "I'll do it on your hand itself!" "Open the door, brother!" "The child is impatient for loo!" "Open..." "Open..." "Atleast say something!" "Hey, speak from your mouth!" "It's stanching too much!" "I'll not do in it." "Do it here itself." "Rohan... how much you will take out from this much?" "Have you finished?" " Let me be in peace!" "I haven't made 2 runs yet  made me run out." "Who was shouting?" "Hey, where are you urinating?" " Hey, why are you shouting..." "What did you do?" "You have drenched the whole pitch!" "I was impatient!" "Did you get hurt?" "I didn't hurt myself..." "Even mighty person urinates in front of Small Don!" "You?" "Whenever I chase that reporter..." "You always come in between." "Today, I'll calm down only after killing you!" "Get the child away..." "Small Don doesn't raise hand on children." "But, a child could raise his hand on Small Don!" "n." "Do you want to do one more time?" " What?" "Loo." "My tank is empty!" "You do it." "Come on." "What happen brother?" "Nothing!" "Do flush this loo episode here itself." "Or else our name will be spoiled within the underworld." "Come on son!" "We have reached home!" "Come on get down!" "You need me even to get down..." "Nice guy!" "But, need to think a bit more." "Things are working quite well between you both." "Did he bother you much?" " Who?" "Him!" "In fact, you are bothering me." " Thanks for bringing Rohan home." "I have to do this anyway..." "To take you to my home!" "Tell me whether you do some work apart from thinking of me?" "Yes. I do." "In the morning, I save you from Small Don!" "In the afternoon, I drop Rohan at home." "And when I sleep at night after doing hard work for the entire day..." "Then, you come in my dreams!" "And we both... what all we do in my dreams!" " Stop it!" "If you would listen to me then, stop watching these dreams." "You're my love!" "My love!" "From the day I've seen you..." "Without even thinking too much..." "I gave my heart to you!" "Finally, the tale of my heart is over..." "Finally, this heart of mine is yours!" "I swear, your acts are really amazing." "I swear, your acts are really amazing." "You are really good in praising!" "There's tresses spread all over your beautiful face!" "It's my fate that you are mine!" "Finally, even I am in love!" "Finally, my beloved has gone crazy in love!" "It's an old saying in love... lt's an old saying in love... I am yours  you are mine..." "This rumor has gone public now!" "Come on, let me go..." "I have lot's of work." "You are my dawn  even my dusk!" "Finally, even I am in love!" "Finally, my beloved has gone crazy in love!" "From the day I've seen you..." "Without even thinking too much..." "I gave my heart to you!" "Finally, the tale of my heart is over..." "Finally, this heart of mine is yours!" "I have followed your every instruction as a studious student till now." "Then too, nothing is moving further between Priya  myself." "Actually, whose fault it is?" " Whose it is?" "Whose it is?" "I'm telling the fault is the Kiss!" "Your story will not move until you kiss Priya." "No!" "I haven't kissed any girl in my life!" " So, do it now. ls there any problem?" "No!" "No problem as such." "But, she may have some problem." " Why?" "." "She is a girl from a very rich family!" "Why will she kiss a face of a common man?" "Don't worry!" "Girl often closes her eyes while kissing!" "She will not be able to see your face ls it necessary to kiss in love?" " Yes, indeed!" "Because 8 girls out of 10 comes to know in the first kiss itself." "Whether this relation will work out or not." "I have a brilliant idea!" "Shall I give a flying kiss to Priya?" "Are you a Superman...." "Spiderman?" "You are common man!" "Kiss her like a common man!" "Okay." "One final last question." "When I will kiss Priya..." "Shall I take my breath inside or outside?" "You Asthma patient!" "What will you hold  what will you leave?" "And how much will you think of one single Kiss?" "It seems..." "I should leave now." "Isn't it?" "Anything else?" "If the girl is in a mood for a kiss..." "She will play with the keys acting to think something... lt's quiet cold!" "It's too late at night!" "It seems I have to really leave form here..." "Priya?" "Dad!" "Yes Dad!" "It seems... finally it's better to go!" "However, you discuss finance for quite a long time!" "Do take some time for us as well." "Tomorrow, you lunch with us at our club." "Sir, there's only one problem..." "I'm a vegetarian!" "Are you really a vegetarian?" " Only during daytime!" "Everything is okay at night!" "Nikki, are you busy?" "." "Do me a favor!" "I need to go out of this city for some days." "For some urgent work!" "And I can't leave Rohan alone." "Can you keep him with you?" " Yes, I will." "Rohan... with me?" "Actually, my grandmother has come to my place from Pune." "And she is very demanding." "Wait for sometime..." "Grandma!" "Have some patience!" "Are you understanding me?" "What shall I do?" "I can't keep him." "You are getting it?" "Nobody is here." "Nikki aunty is really busy and I have to leave for some very urgent work." "I'll not come with you, Mom!" "Rohan, you have to come with me." " l said, I'll not come with you." "Prem, please make Rohan understand... I have to go out of Mumbai for some urgent work." "Where will I leave him alone?" "You have to come with me." "I have a choice!" "This man who is standing here..." "has no option other than to say 'Yes'." "Mom, I'll stay with Prem." "It's a matter of only 7 days." "Why prem?" " Of course, son!" "You  your Mom could stay with me for 7 births!" "First, spend 7 days..." "Wow!" "What did you give him to grow?" "." "Lot's of love!" "Wow!" "Aamir." "What a shot!" "I have come here to ask the hand of your daughter for marriage." "Mr. Rahul, you aren't aware..." "The amount of money you earn is equivalent to the cost of the biscuits that are fed to dogs here!" "Actually, why don't you take normal biscuits?" "Like Monaco..." "Glucose." "What do you do in life?" " Love with Sweety!" "I'm not concerned with your timepass..." "But, for livelihood?" "For livelihood, I do love sweety!" "Unconditional love!" "I am asking you about yourjob!" "What do you do to live?" "Love with Sweety!" "I'll live with Sweety's love  your wealth!" "You are just like me!" "Even I married her ugly mother for money." "We'll have a good time!" "Do one thing..." "Meet us at the lunch." "We'll talk about matrimonial there itself." " Thank you." "Father-in-law!" "Tomorrow you'll come with me to Rajasthan youwillbe marriedtoLakhani'sson." "Hey, this happened to me as well." "The girl's father invited me to the club!" "He talked sweetly to me  took her to Rajasthan to marry her to someone else." "As if it's the rule of his father!" "Hey, remain quiet!" "Let us see the movie peacefully." "Hey, J-22/23..." "Quietly eat your popcorn.." "You are eating less  throwing more of it in your neighbor's mouth!" "Why are you hiding?" "Prem brother..." "Where are you hiding in this darkness?" "Prem brother is here." "You are sitting here  enjoying this love story!" "There is darkness in my love story!" "If you'll not help me." "Her father will marry her...." "Prem brother is ready to help you heisattachedtoJodhpur!" "It was you who was abusing me on the phone?" " No!" "Where is this Prem brother gone?" "Has he gone to buy tickets for plane or the plane itself?" "Aren't we are going to restrict the marriage of your girl friend?" "What do you think?" "If you change your hair style..." "Will the girl change her mind too?" "Where is this Prem brother?" "He is not coming back!" "Come on get up!" "The security announcement has already been made..." "This Naina's Maina speaks so much..." "Remove yourjacket." "Yes. I'll remove it!" "I'm always ready for a chance to do it." "Haven't you heard my name?" "Prem." "In which world do you live in?" "Please co-operate." "As is the times nowadays are really bad!" "Due to these terrorist people..." "They look even good people with doubt." "Uncle..." "Are you traveling on plane for the first time?" " Why?" "You even don't know that you cannot carry knife, gun, bombs etc." "I don't even use nail-cutter!" "I haven't cut my nails for years!" "How can I take a knife with me?" "Hey, tell your kid not to reach upto bomb!" "You are out to get the girl with knife." "It would be better if police could have arrested you putyouunderMOCAorTADA." "Atleast both of our lives would be saved!" "But, we all are saved!" "Uncle... do you know how to fasten your belt or shall I teach you that too?" "I'll show you just now..." "Ajungle has come to be known..." "And uncle is busy running behind aunty!" "Prem brother..." "Why there's so much silence on the occasion of marriage?" "Usually, this silence comes after the departure of the bride!" "I'd come here with so much happiness..." " Hey, remain quiet!" "Why are you crying like a child, Bhaskar?" "You'll come to know when you'll grow up!" "Wow!" "Do decorate the palanquin!" "Do apply Henna as well..." "Your beloved will come to take you tomorrow." " Tomorrow?" "Uncle... this means the marriage will take place tomorrow." "Prem brother, how will we get inside?" "For that, I'll give you the idea!" "I am Bobby!" "Matrimonial is my hobby!" "How did you like this lobby!" "I feel that I've seen you somewhere" "Of course, I only arranged for your marriage." "25 years ago!" "You are in this business for the past 25 years?" "Yes." "My father is in the same business." "Our whole family looks alike!" "Our 7 generations have been doing this job!" "And my ancestral arranged Shahjahan's marriage!" "Oh!" "My God." "What a grand marriage it was?" "The whole Jamuna river was over flowed with wine!" "You know this?" " No!" "This is Kutub Minar!" "People were showering flowers from it." "The whole of Agra was dancing!" "Are you sure?" "Priya baby will marry this chap?" "Of course, Yes!" "Why?" "I think she'll change it after 4 rounds..." "Where's this Bhaskar?" "He is not to be seen." "I am sure he must have been caught!" "He will be thrashed very badly!" "Don't say such things." "Mom..." " Hey, quiet!" "How can he be here?" "What is your mother doing here?" "You don't know?" "." "These press people reach anywhere." "is it?" "Then when will she reach here?" "Just wait!" "She'll reach there as well." "Even I'm here!" "Actually we both were missing you!" " ls it?" "You both came here on the pretext of missing me?" "What kind of a joke is this?" "Let me explain." "Actually, Prem has come here to help his friend." "His friend Bhaskar loves Priya!" "You've bought my son to help your friend." "That too without my permission!" "If anything happens to him?" " What will happen to him?" "Look Prem..." "May be Rohan is no one for you." "But, he is my whole life!" "You cannot withhold 7 days responsibility you'redreamingof becomingafather!" "In which are you dragging this matter?" " Just shut up!" "Prem wasn't ready to come here." "But, I insisted him to come." "And I bothered him a lot while traveling!" "But, he was always there for me!" "Tough body  soft heart!" "A bit of rare combination!" "Come on... ask forgiveness from Papa!" "Papa?" "What did you say?" ". ?" "No need to get so much emotional!" "I was just doing a practice." "But, what are you doing here?" "One has to lose something to gain something!" "And one has to become that which he is not!" "Did we meet before?" " No. I have converted recently." "Then also, why do I feel that I've seen you before?" "Because most of our habit are identical!" "Have you come alone or with someone?" "I've come alone but will surely take someone with me." "Take myself!" "My heart goes awry..." "whenever I see her face." "I fear this face will take my life!" "My heart goes awry..." "whenever I see her face." "I fear this face will take my life!" "I couldn't even live without seeing you..." "Your fascinating beauty!" "Your stole..." "Your stole..." "Your stole..." "Your stole..." "Your 9 colored stole!" "is seeking for my heart!" "Your 9 colored stole!" "is seeking for my heart!" "Your 9 colored stole!" "is seeking for my heart!" "My life now rest upon you..." "Don't ever leave me  go!" "I shall spend all my happiness on you... I shall spread flowers in your path!" "Your fascinating beauty!" "Your stole..." "Your stole..." "Your 9 colored stole!" "is seeking for my heart!" "My beloved is difterent from others... I bestow my life upon him!" "Do spread Henna on your fair palm..." "Listen, O princess!" "Do make me yours!" "Your fascinating beauty!" "Your stole..." "Your stole..." "Your stole..." "Your stole..." "Your 9 colored stole!" "is seeking for my heart!" "Your 9 colored stole!" "is seeking for my heart!" "Bhaskar Diwakar Choudhary!" "Financial advisor of our company!" "Nice hair style!" "I like it." "He recognized me." " Then let him see as well." "Why have you come here?" " Why have we come here?" "Who will marry Priya?" "Myself or you?" "Myself!" "Sir..." " What?" "How do you say all this?" "Bhaskar, can you see..." "These atmosphere, guests, drums etc." "When will you say..." "If not today?" "After their honeymoon or what?" "These sparkling lights...." "This atmosphere of happiness..." "You seem to be very happy as your daughter is getting married!" "Are you happy?" " No!" "Congratulations!" "The one who is getting married isn't happy..." "And this ain't suits to a good father of a good daughter!" "Listen to me  stop this marriage right now!" " Enough!" "Rs.30,000/- salary  dreams of 100 millions!" "Have you forgotten your statues?" " l know it very well." "But, this heart of mine has crossed every limit for the love of Priya!" "You people will not understand this way..." "You will be married to Peter." "Hey Uncle, these English men ruled us for 250 years..." "You are handing your daughter to them?" "Whether we Indian guys were dead?" " We?" "I mean you..." "No!" "Him." "Uncle... when Priya will turn 80 years of age..." "I promise I'll love her the same way I do now!" "I'll become her sunglasses in sunshine... I'll become her umbrella during monsoon..." "Because I don't know anything but love!" "Sir, it's better to marry both of them." "Your shares will never fall in share market." "In fact, you'll be looked upon with dignity!" "Uncle, this man could be ordinary..." "But, his love is extra-ordinary!" "And if you don't allow their marriage then I'll arrange it myself." "Wow!" "Son!" "Kudos!" "Let me seek his blessings!" "Your 9 colored stole!" "is seeking for my heart!" "Where's Nikki?" "What has happened to her?" " Love!" "She has fallen in love!" "But, what happen to you?" "Come on..." "Nikki... my sweet heart!" "What happen to you?" "I left you for 2 days." "Listen..." "When will you marry?" "." "I need to get a good girl as well." "We are already enjoying the benefits of marriage!" "Why Love Guru?" "Finally, I am done!" "I want to ask you something?" "I could answer to this gorgeous lady before asking..." "That I'm free tonight!" "Tell me where do we meet?" "." "Your place or mine?" "What is your relationship with Ms. Nikki?" " None of your business." "And what about Love Guru's business?" "By using his unique services..." "Guys like you ruin life of 1000 girls!" "What evidence you have?" "Evidence for what?" "I am a simple journalist who writes spicy gossips in Mumbai Massala newspaper." "The thing is that people while drinking tea read such gossips  consider these to be true!" "They don't think too much." "By publishing one article..." "Your image is finished!" "Hey, what are you doing this?" "Now, I'll publish your statement myself in the newspaper along with this colored photo." "Look Naina... how much money will you take to avoid this trouble?" "I don't want the money?" "Just tell me the name?" "Not your name, you idiot!" "Name of that Love Guru?" "With the help of whom you ruined Nikki's life." "I don't know his name but..." "I have his business card" "Will this do?" "Oh!" "Yes." "I forgot to thank you." "Nikki..." "Will that rascal come or not?" "Relax!" "He will come." "Where is he?" "In the meantime, you take some cool pictures of myself." "One minute!" "It seems he has come." "You have fallen in love?" "Yeah!" "It's that...." "The girl is of 50 years of age!" "And I am 25 years!" "That is not communication gap but generation gap!" "Which will go on increasing..." "When you will be 50, she will be 75." "But, who gave you my number?" "How does he look?" "Tell something..." "Come on, Let it be..." "Don't see it." "Naina Sahani..." "But, she is my sister-in-law." "Why is she playing my band at Band-stand?" "Sir, this is you. lsn't it?" "." " Yes." "Do meet me as well with your Love Guru." "To make some fun!" "I've heard you had too much fun I haven't had fun with her!" "I truly love her!" "What rubbish are you speaking?" "How much do you love her?" "The number of copies that are published of Times Of India..." "That much I love her!" "The ghost of her love exists in my body in the form of DNA..." "And for her, I can show my feelings to the whole world through Mid-Day..." "Why are you breaking my shop?" "Can you take out my mobile, please." " Where is it?" "On my reverse side" "Where are you?" "Love Guru..." "I am of nowhere now!" "And you are asking where am I?" "Meet me outside. lt's urgent!" "They are planning to put me inside youareaskingtomeet outside..." "Hold on for one minute!" "There's money in my left pocket!" "It's strange!" "You salute me everyday  today..." "you are stopping me!" "Have you forgotten who am I?" "Bhaskar Diwakar Choudhary!" "Company's financial advisor veryclosepersoninPriya'slife!" "She used to take advise on small decision..." "She has taken such a huge decision..." "That too without my advise." "This much insult of Bhaskar" "One who read 2 1/2/2 word of love never turn this way by reading such gossips!" "I accept you are my boss Bossisalwaysright!" "But, this time... you are wrong!" "One husband left her... she'll show her anger on all the men of this world!" "One shouldn't love a career woman." "And that too... a journalist!" "Are you avoiding me?" "You are not picking my phone as well." "My marriage cards were about to be printed..." "instead my name is printed on the front page!" "This is all because of you!" "You have to do something" "Sorry, Bhaskar." "I have left this job!" "I can't help you." "It seems that you didn't recognize me?" "The one who put their first step on Himalaya mountain  the moon..." "There was no Guru of theirs!" "Yes, if there was..." "It was high spirit  their madness!" "Which even I possess!" "If I'll not get Priya...." "I can do anything!" "Do you know what do I mean by "Anything"?" "Anything!" "Whether he will commit suicide or what?" "." "1000 million girl is snatched from him..." "Anybody could give his life!" "Priyaji..." "My name is Prem!" "But what are you doing in my boat?" "Get out!" "I need to talk to you for 2 minutes." " Shut up!" "What did you get by doing all this?" "Happiness of Bhaskar  you!" "What more happiness one could seek..." "If 2 persons are bonded together!" "How?" "." "By doing drama in the board room?" "Tell me one thing..." "Did you have ever noticed him?" "Why not?" "." "May be late!" "His parents didn't notice him after giving him birth!" "And you would have noticed him?" "I don't agree to this." "But, I agree to it." "What an amazing homework you've done!" "You learnt my liking, disliking...everything?" "Even you learnt that I don't know to whistle from my childhood!" "Therefore, you taught him that too..." "Bhaskar blowed whistle on you?" " Yes." "He even danced." "Sometimes, he fell coftee on his shirt on the pretext of being nervous!" "And the best touch was that..." " What?" "His Asthma pump!" "He even pulled his Asthma pump?" "And that too before kissing!" "All that acts... seemed to be so cute to me!" "Why are you laughing?" "Because I never taught him all these... ln fact, I stopped him from doing such things!" "You tell me one thing..." "You are daughter of very rich father, educated, sensible, stylish..." "How did you see sense in Bhaskar's non-sense?" "Means?" "Means... one can teach style but not simplicity!" "No university or any college could make anybody good!" "And from the beginning you know that Bhaskar is a good guy!" "Oh, God!" "What will happen to this Bhaskar?" "Hey..." "What will happen?" "He'll be in love with myself!" "We'll get married..." "We'll have kids!" "And the kids will call you, "Prem Uncle"" "So... this was the game Love Guru?" "That you will have fun with my girl friend?" "And I shall wave my hand to you both from the shore itself !" "I thought that you consider me as your elder brother  Priya as your sister-in-law." "But, you turned out to be black spot in the name ofjoint family!" "I couldn't teach her in so many years..." "And you taught her in one day!" "I used to practice this daily in your remembrance... ln every breath... either my life did come out or my whistle!" "The whistle you blowed just now..." "is the whistle I taught you?" "Where did this Prem Brother go I have said much to him." "But, this much happiness..." "This much happiness..." "Hey, shut up!" "I am feeling so much happiness today..." "So much happiness!" "Friends... today's topic is "Trust"" "If there is trust then there is love!" "Prem... here." "Naina, give me one minute to talk to you." "Don't create a scene here..." "You tell..." "Mom, one should fulfill the last wish of the person, who is about to die!" "Hey, who is going to die?" "If you'll not get her then, you'll die!" " Correct!" "He knows me so well!" "He is a kid, not myself!" "You have considered love to be your profession!" "Okay?" "Profession?" "Am I a prostitute?" "Who could consider love as profession?" "Allow him to speak." "is it a sin to make 2 people meet each other?" "Then, please hang me!" " No, my son!" "If you say, " l Love You" to a girl whom you don't know..." "Then, what shall she say?" "." "Then, she will give a tight slap!" "I have been hit 27 times!" "And I am bachelor till today!" "See... the chair is empty!" "That chair is not empty but after some days even this chair will be empty!" "If a Love Guru like me doesn't come in your life!" "Son, do search for me as well." "Give your hand, Ma'm." "He is single" "What a couple God... you've made!" "But, don't tell me..." "Tell her." "He will get somebody here itself..." "Think properly..." "You'll not get better than him!" "I do show short cut in the path of love..." "But my path is not wrong!" "And guy like Neil whom you've shown the way to the bedroom?" "Do you want to hear the truth?" " What?" "The truth is that I don't help rascals like Neil!" "Therefore, my name has been framed to trap me in this." "But, it's the fault of girls like you!" "That you'll give your heart to crooks like Neil!" "And don't give a single look to guys like Bhaskar!" "I'll drink milk everyday!" "I'll even do my homework!" "I'll never tell any lie!" "I'll do whatever you ask me to do!" "But, don't let him go!" "Mom, you'll not get anyone better than him!" "Didn't you get a taxi?" "Shall I drop you in my car?" "Look..." "I don't know what is our relation?" "I even don't whether I have or not any relation with you?" "But, I know for sure that Rohan  myself have a relationship that of a father  a son!" "Why Rohan?" " Yes, Papa!" "Rohan, who will drop you to school?" " Of course, You!" "Who will show you movie everyday?" " Of course, You!" "Who will get you your first girl friend?" " Obviously, You!" "And who will take care of my mother?" "Son, this you have to ask your mother!" "Rohan's father!" " What?" "You!" " Really!" "Swear of Rohan's coming brothers  sisters!" "Shall we go home now?" "." "I have to make arrangements for the honeymoon!" "Whose?" " Yours!" "Rohan rightly said that I'll not get anyone better than you!" "And even if I'll get one..." "I don't want!" "Do you know why?" "." " Why?" "." "Because I am a married man!" "Also a compatible loving wife!" " Really?" "And what if you have to decide between me  Rohan?" "Now... this time!" "It would be a bit difticult!" "Who is it?" "May be... it could be Rohan!" "I'll come in a moment." "My son Rohan will sleep with his father  mother..." "Bhaskar, what are you doing here?" "Sir, even I have come here for honeymoon!" " Really!" "I mean..." "My room is just beside your's." "Where the Guru goes, his follower follows him as well." "Bhaskar, this is my room!" "Look Bhaskar, I helped you to make love... I got you married..." "Now, help me in my honeymoon too!" "I'll do everything!" "You just tell me..." "From where does honeymoon starts?" "Ears!" " l know it." "Every romance starts with ears!" "Give me your ears." " Okay!" "I enjoyed it!" "I enjoyed it!" "You enjoyed it just by listening!" "You got so much happiness!" " Yeah!" "So much happiness!" "Take it. lt's of no use to me now!" "I'll wash it  give you back." "Do trust me..." "I am in love with you..." "Do trust me..." "I am in love with you..." "Do trust me..." "I am in love with you..." "With you..." "With you..." "How did you come inside?" "There's confusion!" "I'd explained you in detail." "Shall I write it  give you?" "But... will she feel bad, if I do something?" "She'll feel bad, if you don't do anything!" "But, she is my boss!" "How can I undress myself in front of her?" "She was your boss!" "But, now she is your wife!" "Undress this way..." "And stand this way in front of her!" "One more thing..." "Sometimes, I get a thought in my heart..." "That you've been made especially for me!" "You were residing among the stars earlier..." "You've been sent to earth, only for me!" "Sometimes, I get a thought in my heart..." "I'll be back in a moment!" "You told me to undress her..." "But, she started undressing me!" "What difterence does it make?" "Atleast get undressed!" "If you'll come again then... 2 girls will be turn widow in this honeymoon!" "I'll kill you  get hanged!" "This will not happen." "Once the youth comes then, it doesn't go..." "Then, this youth never goes... I warned him not to do while dancing..." "Tell me what is missing in this?" " One thing, partner!" "Tell me what it is?" "There should have been a shirt on the body  don't feel bad..." "Even the pant should have been a bit higher!"