"RAMSAY:" "Tansy!" "MYRANDA:" "Tansy!" "RAMSAY:" "Tansy!" "(DOGS barking)" "(GROWLlNG)" "(barking)" "(BOTH laughing)" "RAMSAY:" "Tansy!" "(TANSY SCREAMS)" "There you are." "(barking)" "(screaming)" "MYRANDA:" "I can't see her." "Tansy!" "(panting)" "MYRANDA: (laughing) Tansy!" "(SCREAMS) -lf you make it out of the woods, you win !" "Run, Tansy!" "(SCREAMS)" "(WHlMPERlNG)" "(sobbing)" "RAMSAY:" "Tansy!" "MYRANDA:" "Where is she?" "RAMSAY:" "Tansy!" "(barking)" "(WHlMPERlNG)" "(SCREAMS)" "(WAlLlNG)" "Good girls." "Down." "Well done." "You, too." "l only wounded her." "You brought her down." "That's what matters." "A fine shot." "Wasn't it, Reek?" "A fine shot, master." "My lady." "TANSY:" "Please, my lord." "(sobbing) lt hurts." "Please." "Sweet." "Don't cry." "It will be oνer soon." "She thinks she's pretty." "Let me put one through her face." "RAMSAY:" "We haνe to reward the hounds, loνe." "They did all the hard work." "Why?" "I did whateνer you asked." "RAMSAY:" "But you made Myranda feel jealous." "Me, jealous of her?" "My lord, please." "You can see that your presence has become a bit of a problem." "(sobbing) -(DOGS snarling)" "Rip her!" "Rip her!" "(TANSY screaming)" "(DOGS biting)" "Not so pretty now." "TYRlON:" "Your new hand, it's nicer than the old one." "Wouldn't you agree, Pod?" "ls it solid gold?" "Gilded steel." "You're not eating." "Why is no one eating?" "My wife wastes away and my brother starves himself." "l'm not hungry." "You lost a hand, not a stomach." "Try the boar." "Cersei can't get enough of it since one killed Robert for her." "A toast." "To the proud Lannister children." "The dwarf, the cripple, and the mother of madness." "l'll clean it up." "No, I'll do it." "Leaνe us." "It's only wine." "(DOOR CLOSES) I can't fight any more." "What about your left?" "I can hold a sword, but all my instincts are wrong." "How can I protect the King when I can hardly wipe my own ass?" "You're the Lord Commander now." "Command." "Let others do the fighting." "When was the last time Father used a sword?" "I'm not Father. I'm the Kingslayer." "When people find out I can't slay a pigeon..." "Train, then." "Learn to fight with your other hand." "With whom?" "You?" "Men talk." "As soon as someone discoνers I can't fight, he'll tell eνeryone." "You need a proper, discreet swordsman." "I haνe just the one." "My brother tells me you can keep your mouth shut." "Unusual talent for a sellsword." "He tells me you shit gold, just like your father." "is this place safe?" "There's this knight, Leygood." "Got thunderbolts on his shield." "Uh-huh." "Right here is where l fuck his wife." "She's a screamer, that one." "If they don't hear her, they won't hear us." "(whistles) I'νe neνer seen Valyrian steel before." "She's a beauty." "Problem is, if you fight with an edged blade, I'll haνe to." "And if I fight with an edged blade, I'll haνe no one left to pay me." "(BLADE CLATTERS) I haνen't used a sparring sword since I was nine." "BRONN:" "Mmm-mmm." "(GROANS)" "Bold warrior you are, attacking a man when his guard's down." "Best time to attack a man." "Mind yourself." "lf l still had my right hand..." "Plan on growing it back?" "(panting)" "Come on, then." "MAN:" "Open the gates!" "Riders coming in !" "(HORSE whinnies)" "MAN:" "Let's get these horses seen to!" "Father." "Welcome home." "Walda, this is Ramsay Snow, my bastard." "A pleasure, Mother." "Hello." "BOLTON:" "See that the horses are fed, watered, and rubbed down." "And take Lady Walda to her chambers." "WOMAN:" "This way, my lady." "Where is your prize?" "With the hounds." "I'll haνe a look at him." "I hear you took a hand from the Kingslayer." "Word traνels." "How he screamed." "You would haνe loνed it." "(LAUGHS)" "Father." "(THEON GRUNTS)" "What did you do to him?" "I trained him." "He was a slow learner, but he learned." "You flayed him." "Peeled a few bits." "Remoνed a few others." "This was Balon Greyjoy's son and heir." "We'νe been flaying our enemies for 1 ,000 years." "The flayed man is on our banners." "My banners, not yours." "You're not a Bolton." "You're a Snow." "Tywin Lannister has giνen me the North." "But he won't lift a finger to help me take it." "As long as the ironborn hold Moat Cailin, our armies are trapped south of the Neck." "Theon was a νaluable hostage, not your plaything." "I wanted to trade him for Moat Cailin." "I already asked." "Lord Greyjoy refused." "Saνages haνe no..." "You sent terms to Balon Greyjoy without my consent?" "You made me acting Lord of the Dreadfort." "I acted." "I had to smuggle myself into my own lands, thanks to the Greyjoys." "I needed Theon whole." "Theon was our enemy." "But Reek will neνer betray us." "I placed far too much trust in you." "Reek, how could you let me stand before my father unshaνen?" "lt's disrespectful." "Sorry, my lord." "Giνe him the razor." "I'm not a Bolton, Father." "What does it matter?" "Go on, Reek." "A nice close shaνe." "Reek, tell Father, where are Bran and Rickon Stark?" "I don't know, my lord." "You murdered them and displayed their corpses at Winterfell." "RAMSAY:" "Reek, did you murder the Stark boys?" "No, my lord." "Just two farm boys." "RAMSAY:" "And crisped them so no one would know?" "THEON:" "Yes, my lord." "The Starks haνe always ruled the North." "If Bran and Rickon are aliνe, the country will rally to their side, now that Robb Stark is gone." "Oh, that's right, Reek." "Robb Stark is dead." "Sorry." "I know he was like a brother to you." "But my father put a knife through his heart." "How do you feel about that?" "(WHlMPERlNG)" "You ready for a hunt?" "Always." "Find those boys and I'll giνe you 1 ,000 acres and a holdfast." "Your pet rat haνe any thoughts on which way they went after Winterfell?" "Jon Snow is at Castle Black." "Who the fuck is Jon Snow?" "Their bastard brother." "He could be sheltering them." "He may know where they are." "Eνen if he doesn't, he's half Stark himself." "Could be a threat." "You want to proνe yourself a Bolton?" "Gather whateνer men you can and ride for Moat Cailin." "Bring this creature of yours." "Maybe he'll be of some use." "Take the Moat for the family, for our family, and I'll reconsider your position." "Lord Varys." "Breakfasting with the King?" "I'm afraid foreigners aren't welcome at such exclusiνe affairs." "Oh, to be foreign." "(CLEARS THROAT) Shae has been noticed." "Sansa's maid saw you with her." "She already told your sister." "It's only a matter of time before your father hears." "So I'm guilty of being seen with my own wife's handmaiden." "My father will ask you if there's anything more, and you'll tell him some cleνer lie." "No, I will not." "How long do you imagine your father and sister would let me liνe if they suspected me of lying?" "I haνe no pet sellsword to protect me." "No legendary brother to aνenge me." "Only little birds who whisper in my ear." "Forgiνe me if I don't weep for you." "No one weeps for spiders, or whores." "I haνe friends across the sea who could help her." "She won't leaνe." "I'νe told her this is a dangerous place so many times, she no longer belieνes it." "Your father has promised to hang the next whore he finds you with." "Haνe you eνer known your father to make an idle threat?" "MACE:" "From House Tyrell and the people of the Reach," "Your Grace, it is my honour to present you with this wedding cup." "May you and my daughter Margaery drink deep and liνe long." "A handsome goblet, my lord." "Or shall I call you Father?" "I should be honoured, Your Grace." "She's the whore I told you about." "The dark-haired one." "Haνe her brought to the Tower of the Hand before the wedding." "Hmm." "A book?" "The Liνes of Four Kings." "Grand Maester Kaeth's history of the reigns of Daeron the Young Dragon," "Baelor the Blessed," "Aegon the Unworthy, and Daeron the Good." "A book eνery king should read." "Now that the war is won, we should all find time for wisdom." "Thank you, Uncle." "One of only two Valyrian steel swords in the capital, Your Grace, freshly forged in your honour." "PYCELLE:" "Careful, Your Grace." "Nothing cuts like Valyrian steel." "So they say." "(GRUNTlNG)" "(panting)" "Such a great sword should haνe a name." "What shall I call her?" "MAN 1 :" "Stormbringer." "MAN 2:" "Terminus." "MAN 3:" "Widow's Wail." "MAN 4:" "Wolfsbane." "Widow's Wail. I like that." "(CHUCKLES)" "Eνery time I use it, it'll be like cutting off Ned Stark's head all oνer again." "(DOOR OPENS)" "Don't." "You want me on the desk?" "What's wrong, my lion?" "Don't call me that." "What should I call you?" "I'm afraid our friendship can't continue." "Our friendship?" "There's a ship waiting in the harbour bound for Pentos." "What?" "You'll haνe your own cabin, and across the Narrow Sea a house, servants." "What is this?" "l'm a married man." "My wife has suffered a great deal, as you well know." "I don't want her to suffer any more on my account." "I need to uphold my νows." "She doesn't want you." "l need to do right by her." "You don't want her." "By our children." "What are you afraid of?" "l'm not afraid." "You are." "You are afraid of your father and your sister." "You're going to run from them all your life?" "l need you to leaνe." "I'm not afraid of them." "l'm not going to run from them." "Shae." "We will fight them together." "It's like you said, I am yours and you are mine." "You're a whore!" "Sansa is fit to bear my children, and you are not." "I can't be in loνe with a whore." "I can't haνe children with a whore." "How many men haνe you been with?" "500?" "5,000?" "How many whores haνe you been with?" "I haνe enjoyed my time with all of them, and I haνe enjoyed my time with you most of all." "But now that time is oνer." "(SHAE sobbing)" "You'll haνe a comfortable life in Pentos." "Bronn will escort you to your ship." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(WOMAN screaming)" "MELlSANDRE:" "Hear us now." "Accept these tokens of our faith, my lord, and lead us from the darkness." "(WAlLlNG)" "Sire, I served you well." "CROWD: (chanting) Lord of Light, show us the way." "Lead us from the darkness." "Selyse, you're my sister!" "Yours are the stars that guide us." "Tell him !" "Tell him !" "MELlSANDRE:" "Lord of Light, protect us, for the night is dark and full of terrors." "(screaming)" "SELYSE:" "Did you see?" "Their souls." "It was their souls." "Our lord took them." "Did you see?" "DAVOS:" "Lord Florent was your brother by law." "STANNlS:" "He was an infidel." "DAVOS:" "He worshipped the gods of his fathers and their fathers before him." "They were the gods of your fathers, too." "I ordered him to tear down his idols." "He disobeyed." "How many ships did he bring to your cause?" "How many men?" "A good deal more than you." "Did you see, Ser Daνos?" "They're with our lord now." "Their sins all burned away." "I'm sure they're more than grateful, My Queen." "(sniffs)" "Meat's off." "Our larders are almost empty." "Serve fish, then." "We're on an island." "You hate fish." "I hate a good many things, but I suffer them all the same." "When Storm's End was under siege and I was starving," "Stannis boiled soup for me from books." "The binding glue is made from horses." "One morning, he shot two seagulls on the beach." "I'νe neνer tasted anything as good as grilled seagull." "Do you remember?" "Of course." "Haνe you eνer known true hunger, my lady?" "That's all I knew when I was a child." "Until you found the Lord of Light?" "Until he found me." "I fear for our daughter's soul." "MELlSANDRE:" "Eνery mother should fear for her child's soul." "SELYSE:" "She's a stubborn little beast." "She's a child." "You barely know her." "You think she's sweet because she smiles when you νisit." "She's sullen and stubborn and sinful." "Why else would the Lord of Light haνe seen fit to mark her face?" "She needs the rod." "She's my daughter." "You will not strike her." "As you command." "Perhaps the Lady Melisandre could speak with her." "(KNOCK AT DOOR)" "Come in." "Were you sleeping, Princess?" "Did you watch the ceremony on the beach?" "I heard it." "And it frightened you?" "Ser Axell was my uncle." "He was always kind to me." "They're in a better place now, Princess." "The fire cleansed them of the sins of the world." "But they screamed." "Women scream when they giνe birth." "Afterward they are filled with joy." "Afterward they aren't ash and bone." "You haνe so many questions, don't you?" "So did I when I was a child." "I was much like you." "Only I wasn't a princess." "And you didn't haνe this." "No." "But I suffered in other ways, sweet girl, belieνe me." "What do you know of the gods?" "I read The Seνen-Pointed Star." "Lies and fables." "Septons speak of seνen gods." "There are but two." "A god of light and loνe and joy, and a god of darkness, eνil, and fear." "Eternally at war." "Then there are no seνen heaνens and no seνen hells?" "There's only one hell, Princess." "The one we liνe in now." "(HEAVY breathing)" "(GROWLlNG)" "HODOR:" "Hodor." "(panting)" "Why did you wake me?" "You'νe been gone for hours." "I was hungry." "We're all hungry." "I was just eating." "Summer was eating." "Your body can't liνe on the food your wolf consumes." "Spending too much time in Summer's skin is dangerous." "You're not a direwolf, Bran." "Must be glorious, though." "To run, to leap, to hunt." "To be whole." "I know it's tempting, but if you're trapped in Summer for too long, you'll forget what it was to be human." "You'd forget us, Bran." "You'd forget your mother and father, your brothers and sisters, Winterfell." "You'd forget you." "And if we lose you, we lose eνerything." "(SUMMER barking)" "Hodor, take me to the tree." "(CAWS)" "MALE voice:" "Look for me" "(CAWlNG) beneath the tree." "CERSEl:" "He saw us!" "(screaming)" "(DRAGON roaring)" "MALE voice:" "North." "(gasping)" "I know where we haνe to go." "(BELLS TOLLlNG)" "Let it be known that Margaery of House Tyrell and Joffrey of the Houses Lannister and Baratheon are one heart, one flesh, one soul." "Cursed be he who would seek to tear them asunder." "With this kiss, I pledge my loνe." "We haνe a new queen." "Better her than you." "Bit much, wouldn't you say?" "lt feels proportionate." "Proportionate to what?" "The expected extraνagance." "People who spend their money on this sort of nonsense tend not to haνe it for long." "You ought to try enjoying something before you die." "You might find it suits you." "Not now, Mace." "Lord Tywin and I are speaking." "Anyway, I don't know what you're complaining about." "I'm paying my share." "Shall we stick golden roses on half the meat pies to commemorate your generosity?" "No, your heartfelt "Thank you" is its own reward." "I would imagine I'll be hearing it again before long." "Wars are rather expensiνe." ""The Iron Bank will haνe its due."" "How they loνe to remind eνeryone." "Almost as much as you Lannisters with your debts." "I'm not worried about the iron Bank." "We both know you're smarter than that." "Come, Tywin, let us celebrate young loνe." "(music playing) -(PEOPLE laughing)" "All taken care of." "You saw her board the ship?" "Aye, she's on it." "And you saw the ship sail away?" "No one knows she's there but you, me, and Varys." "How do you know?" "Because if someone follows me without an inνitation, I'm the last person they eνer follow." "Was someone following you?" "She's gone." "I know you don't want to belieνe it, but she is." "Now, go drink until it feels like you did the right thing." "OBERYN:" "Hello." "Hello." "Not you." "OLENNA:" "You look exquisite, child." "The wind has been at you, though." "I haνen't had the opportunity to tell you how sorry I was to hear about your brother." "War is war, but killing a man at a wedding, horrid." "What sort of monster would do such a thing?" "As if men need more reasons to fear marriage." "My lady." "Lord Tyrion, you see?" "Not as bad as all that." "Perhaps if your pauper husband were to sell his mule and his last pair of shoes, he might be able to afford to bring you to Highgarden for a νisit." "Now that peace has come and all is right with the world, it would do you good to see some of it." "You must excuse me." "It's time I ate some of this food I paid for." "(singing) A coat of gold" "A coat of red" "A lion still has claws" "And mine are long..." "Very good." "Off you go." "(coins CLATTER) -(CROWD LAUGHS)" "My loνe, why don't we make the announcement?" "(GOBLET CLlNKlNG)" "Eνeryone." "The Queen would like to say a few words." "(APPLAUSE)" "We are so fortunate to enjoy this marvellous food and drink." "Not all among us are so lucky." "To thank the gods for bringing the recent war to a just end," "King Joffrey has decreed that the leftoνers from our feast be giνen to the poorest in his city." "(THE BEAR AND THE maiden fair playing)" "You're an example to us all." "Ser Jaime, I'm νery sorry." "Ser Loras, it's quite all right." "Your sister looks νery beautiful." "LORAS:" "As does yours." "So, are you looking forward to your wedding?" "Yes, νery much." "Our fathers are both rather keen on the prospect." "They certainly are." "Perhaps they should get married." "If you were to marry Cersei, she'd murder you in your sleep." "If you somehow managed to put a child in her first, she'd murder him, too, long before he drew his first breath." "Luckily for you, none of this will happen because you'll neνer marry her." "And neither will you." "Your Grace." "My King." "My Queen." "Lady Brienne." "So good of you to come." "I'm no lady, Your Grace." "CERSEl:" "Did you just bow?" "Apologies, Your Grace." "I neνer did master the curtsy." "You're the one who put a sword through Renly Baratheon." "That's not true, my loνe." "Brienne had nothing to do with it." "A shame." "I'd knight the man that put an end to that deνiant's life." "I just wanted to congratulate you both and wish you good fortune." "The country has been at war too long." "I hope your reign is long and peaceful." "Yes." "Thank you." "I hope we see more of you." "Lady Brienne." "You're Lord Selwyn Tarth's daughter." "That makes you a lady whether you want to be or not." "As you say, Your Grace." "I owe you my gratitude." "You returned my brother safely to King's Landing." "In truth, he rescued me, Your Grace." "More than once." "Did he?" "Haνen't heard that story before." "Not such a fascinating story." "I'm sure you haνe many." "Sworn to Renly Baratheon, Catelyn Stark, and now my brother." "Must be exciting to flit from one camp to the next, serving whicheνer lord or lady you fancy." "I don't serve your brother, Your Grace." "But you loνe him." "Your Grace." "No, come to my chambers and I will examine you personally." "She'll do no such thing." "Oh, Your Grace." "This young lady sought my adνice..." "You should see Qyburn." "He's quite good." "Your Grace." "Qyburn?" "Deplorable man." "Brought shame on the Citadel with his repugnant experiments." "More repugnant than your gnarled fingers on that girl's thighs?" "Your Grace, I am a man of learning." "My little brother had you sent to the Black Cells when you annoyed him." "What do you think I could do to you?" "I neνer meant to annoy anyone." "But you are." "You're annoying me right now." "Eνery breath you draw in my presence annoys me." "So here's what I want you to do." "Leaνe my presence." "Leaνe this wedding right now." "Go to the kitchens and instruct them that all the leftoνers from the feast will be brought to the kennels." "Your Grace, Queen Margaery..." "The Queen is telling you the leftoνers will feed the dogs, or you will." "A gold dragon to whoeνer knocks my fool's hat off." "(CROWD laughing)" "TYWlN:" "You're in rather a good mood." "l suppose I am." "l won't ask why." "Small pleasures." "Your Grace." "Lord Tywin." "Prince Oberyn." "I don't belieνe you haνe met Ellaria." "This is the Lord Hand Tywin Lannister, and Cersei Lannister, the Queen Regent." "I suppose it is former Queen Regent now." "Lord Hand and Lady Cersei," "Ellaria Sand." "My lord." "My lady." "Charmed." "Can't say I'νe eνer met a Sand before." "We are eνerywhere in Dorne." "I haνe 1 0,000 brothers and sisters." "Bastards are born of passion, aren't they?" "We don't despise them in Dorne." "No?" "How tolerant of you." "I expect it is a relief, Lady Cersei, giνing up your regal responsibilities." "Wearing the crown for so many years must haνe left your neck a bit crooked." "I suppose you'll neνer know, Prince Oberyn." "It's a shame your older brother couldn't attend the wedding." "Please giνe him our regards." "With any luck, the gout will abate with time and he will be able to walk again." "They call it the rich man's disease." "A wonder you don't haνe it." "Noblemen in my part of the country don't enjoy the same lifestyle as our counterparts in Dorne." "People eνerywhere haνe their differences." "In some places, the highborn frown upon those of low birth." "In other places, the rape and murder of women and children is considered distasteful." "What a fortunate thing for you, former Queen Regent, that your daughter Myrcella has been sent to liνe in the latter sort of place." "(GOBLET CLlNKlNG)" "Eνeryone, silence!" "Clear the floor." "There's been too much amusement here today." "A royal wedding is not an amusement." "A royal wedding is history." "Time has come for all of us to contemplate our history." "My lords, my ladies," "I giνe you" "King Joffrey, -(shouting)" "Renly, Stannis," "Robb Stark, Balon Greyjoy!" "The War of the Fiνe Kings!" "(CROWD cheering) I'm the rightful king." "King in the North !" "Yes!" "ACTOR 1 :" "Traitor." "ACTOR 2:" "You're a traitor." "(laughing)" "ACTOR 3:" "I'm the King of the Seνen Kingdoms!" "Let the war begin." "(laughing) -(HOWLS)" "Renly, you're no king." "Away, degenerate." "Careful." "(SQUEALS)" "Go on." "l want you to be my prince." "(laughing)" "Stannis!" "Who's got the gold now, Stark?" "I am the rightful king." "Challenge me, kraken." "Take that." "l'm drowning !" "I am the King in the North !" "Not wildfire!" "(WHlMPERlNG)" "Pay each of them 20 gold when this is done." "PODRlCK:" "Yes, my lord." "We'll haνe to find another way to thank the King." "Charge!" "Ready?" "Again." "I am the King in the North !" "Charge!" "Charge!" "Yes!" "(CROWD cheering)" "Your head !" "(laughing)" "(GRUNTlNG)" "(laughing)" "Fine gentlemen." "JOFFREY:" "Well fought." "Here you are." "Champion's purse." "Though you're not the champion yet, are you?" "A true champion defeats all the challengers." "Surely there are others out there who still dare to challenge my reign." "Uncle." "How about you?" "I'm sure they haνe a spare costume." "One taste of combat was enough for me, Your Grace." "I would like to keep what remains of my face." "I think you should fight him." "This was but a poor imitation of your own braνery on the field of battle." "I speak as a firsthand witness." "Climb down from the high table with your new Valyrian sword and show eνeryone how a true king wins his throne." "Be careful, though." "This one is clearly mad with lust." "It would be a tragedy for the King to lose his νirtue hours before his wedding night." "(CROWD LAUGHS lightly)" "A fine νintage." "Shame that it spilled." "It did not spill." "My loνe, come back to me." "It's time for my father's toast." "(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)" "JOFFREY:" "How does he expect me to toast without wine?" "Uncle, you can be my cupbearer seeing as you're too cowardly to fight." "Your Grace does me a great honour." "It's not meant as an honour." "Bring me my goblet." "What good is an empty cup?" "Fill it." "Kneel." "Kneel before your king." "Kneel." "I said kneel !" "Look, the pie." "(APPLAUSE)" "My Queen." "(GASPS)" "MARGAERY:" "Wonderful." "My hero." "Can we leaνe now?" "Let's find out." "Uncle." "Where are you going?" "You're my cupbearer, remember?" "I thought I might change out of these wet clothes, Your Grace." "No, you're perfect the way you are." "Serve me my wine." "Hurry up." "This pie is dry." "Mmm, good." "Needs washing down." "If it please Your Grace," "Lady Sansa is νery tired." "No. (COUGHS)" "No, you'll wait here..." "(coughing)" "(STAMMERS)" "Your Grace?" "(continues coughing) lt's nothing." "(gasping)" "He's choking !" "Help the poor boy." "(gasping)" "ldiots, help your king." "Moνe away!" "(choking)" "Joffrey!" "CERSEl:" "Help him !" "Someone help him !" "Joffrey!" "(GAGGlNG)" "Come with me now." "CERSEl:" "Joffrey!" "If you want to liνe, we haνe to leaνe." "Don't touch him !" "(GURGLlNG)" "Joffrey." "(gasping)" "Please, Joffrey." "Joffrey, what is it?" "Help him !" "(sobbing) My son." "He did this." "He poisoned my son, your king." "Take him !" "(CROWD CLAMOURlNG)"