"Jo Eun-Ji Choi Kwang-il Kong Hyo-Jin" "Hello?" "bizarre LOVE triangle" "2030, the moon" "Sir!" "What brings you here?" "What about you?" "I'm a close friend of the bride ls that so?" "I'm a friend of her father-in-law but it seems we've arrived too early" "We have too much time to kill I heard the groom's father used to be a famous star?" "is it true?" "Didn't you know?" "He's famous for his stormy life because of his thoughtless wife" "Sounds very interesting" "Can you tell me the whole story?" "All of it?" "It's a long story" "Would an hour and a half be enough?" "It's enough to watch a whole movie" "Well, okay then but where do I begin from...?" "Oh Doo-Chan's Comedy House 2002, Seoul" "I've a friend who got married young" "And one day this friend of mine accidentally, looked into the window of his daughter and my god!" "his daughter was masturbating with a huge cucumber like this one!" "[LAUGHTER]" "You wouldn't believe it, but it was soaked like a sponge" "[LAUGHTER]" "He got pissed off at what he saw" "So he started drinking in broad daylight" "His daughter discovered her father heavily drunk and asked him" "Why the hell are you drinking in this broad daylight?" "My friend responded." "Hey!" "I'm having a drink with my son-in-law" "[LAUGHTER] lf anyone lonesome tonight take this and make the most of it" "Hurry up I'm Late!" "Hurry up Hurry up" "Hurry up Hurry up" "Honey where are you going?" "I'm in a hurry for a show" "Such an asshole I'm starting a new TV show, remember?" "Don't stay out too late" "Honey!" "Give me some money before you go" "Eun-Hee!" "Eun-Hee!" "The greatest entertainer who's swept all the broadcasting awards, 3 years alone!" "A man who makes 45 million people laugh but never himself!" "The greatest show host of all time" "Oh!" "Oh Doo!" "Oh Doo-Chan!" "[ENTHUSIASTIC APPLAUSE]" "In one public poll for 1 ,000 men and women in Korea" "What is the first thing men do after sex?" "At No. 3, 168 people answered that they light a cigarette!" "At No. 2, 221 answered that they fall into sleep right away!" "Finally in No. 1 504 answered that they go back home to their wives" "See you after the commercial break" "Be quiet!" "Be quiet!" "I'll get his autographs Oh Doo-Chan" "Alright!" "Alright!" "Keep it down!" "A town that never sleeps" "even with worth millions rely on good medicine the best clearing mind medicine Bezoar, KwangDong" "[COUGH COUGH]" "Hey!" "What's my schedule for tomorrow" "Fly off to Busan then back to Seoul for a 2:00 pm broadcast" "At five an interview and at seven a meeting with the writers" "Can't we cancel Busan?" "Shit!" "It's you who chose the autograph signing at a department store lt pays good" "You know my wife loves money" "Sorry to say this but she is a real bitch" "You need to get some rest lf you die right now, I'm sure she wouldn't even care" "Fucking whore" "Hey, get up hey!" "Doo-Chan!" "Get up!" "Honey!" "I'll be late" "Fix the noodles for yourself" "Sorry!" "She's fucking another man" "How do you know...?" "Look!" "I know this private detective" "He can find out, you know" "Shut up!" "I told you it's not true I just don't want you to regret it later" "Don't yell at me, man" "Your show is on the way up lt's all because of you, sir" "What's this?" "It looks nice" "Yeah?" "It's Du Pont" "Thank you" "Please stop that" "You're like a daughter to me" "Sir!" "I apologize you for not showing my respects lately I'm terribly sorry lt's a small gift of mine" "What is it?" "A golden pig, sir i know" "Wait a minute!" "If it's for asking me to cast your wife again, forget it" "Last year, I've gladly put her in one of my soap opera I've always done whatever you've asked me, but..." "Don't you remember?" "Scheduled to end in four hours but ran for more than 30 hours" "Such a bad performance!" "Finished one minute before dead line I thought it was the end of my career" "Sir, it's my last begging" "Have you ever seen me turning down any gifts?" "If I don't put her on your show, she'll divorce me" "That's a good news" "That bitch..." "Sorry but she's cut out to be a madam of room salon" "Tell her that's what she could be" "Listen... I know you're always working hard but I'm doing nothing I don't even have a baby, so I'm really bored" "So?" "So, I want to work" "Doing nothing is much better" "Last time you lost my 500 Million for the stupid gallery I was too naive then" "But this time it's a real deal I can success 'cause I know myself fully" "What do you want to do?" "A room salon" "What?" "A friend of mine wants me to be her partner" "When you have to buy drinks, you can spend money on me" "Are you asking me to turn my wife into a bar maid?" "Not a bar maid I'll be a madam" "Isn't a Mafia boss a gangster?" "Then, put me on that TV show for crying out loud" "What?" "She's fucking a Taekwon master!" "What are you talking about?" "My friend kept close watch on her" "She's been to the gym everyday" "What for?" "What are you, dumb?" "You think she went to learn Taekwon?" "Guess she's there to learn Judo, huh?" "It's not funny at all" "Quit smoking!" "Your test shows the worst shape" "Are you saying I'm dying?" "I can't sleep without any sleeping pills" "No." "You need to let go of all the stresses" "Doctor I... I just wish for a baby and a peaceful life" "Sorry to say this but it'll be difficult for her to have a baby cause of too many abortions" "Fucking whore" "Are you satisfied now?" "Are you?" "Looks very awkward yes I've only just started ls that so?" "Why are you taking Taekwon lessons?" "Look, The Taekwon master is a woman" "Okay?" "But there're men in your class?" "Ah!" "Sorry I didn't mean it" "You promised me to take me out for a dinner?" "What the fuck is this?" "Sorry but it's a really high-paying event" "How much?" "20 Million Won and it's all yours" "Okay, then" "Even if you're busy, don't skip lunch" "See you tomorrow, bye!" "She'll be lonesome tonight" "Hey" "What?" "Are you worried?" "Pull over" "Why?" "Just do it" "What's the matter?" "Get out!" "What is it?" "Get your butt out!" "Shit, what the fuck?" "Honey!" "Uh.." "Ah!" "Uh.." "Ah!" "is it boring?" "Sorry, but yes, it is" "Boring, huh?" "Which one do you prefer?" "Interesting beginning with a boring end or the opposite?" "Suddenly a high school classroom?" "Quiet!" "I'll tell you how she ended up being caught in Taekwon gym by her husband, while making love to her lesbian lover" "BAE EUN HEE" "Stop interrupting and just listen" "Sit over there" "Hey!" "Are you all right?" "It happens all the time" "Let's go to the bath house I don't have any money" "Hey, come over here" "Thanks, guys" "Let's go" "Um... you know before... thanks... a lot" "It's the first time a woman did me any good" "Men did some good for you?" "Of course that's why my life is in such a mess" " Can I ask you something?" " Sure" "is it true that you were expelled from the other school... because you were involved with a teacher?" "That's what people say" "Eun-Hee!" "What am I going to do?" "Eun-Hee!" "We should wait until your graduation lt's less than a year I can wait" "Sounds like he's a cool teacher" "Of course" "He used to send us food because we were so poor" "He was good to everyone, even to the ugly ones" "Yeah... lt's hard to do that" "He was a member of the Teachers Union" "But a teacher who's dying to get him out of the school in school foundation side caught us coming out of the motel" "They fired him from the school and I got expelled" "Still seeing him?" "No I'm glad" "Why?" "Huh?" "Nothing. I mean..." "Even if I wanna see him, I can't" "He committed suicide after a few days of his dismiss" "I wish my breasts were as pretty as yours" "No, They're too small I wish it was much bigger" "None of the girls on TV have small tits like me" "With a boob-job I'll be a star" "I've saved up some money" "I want the one at the bottom right" "I like that one myself" "A fine taste" "But this breast enlargement will cost you a lot of money a lot... man... I have the money 300 Thousand Won" "300 thousand?" "Yes, here!" "Look, I know I'm cheap, but this is not a double-eyelid surgery" "shit... I knew this would happen I'll come up with the money" "Just squeeze her into your schedule, ok?" "Can I ask you something?" "How come a rich woman like yourself massages customers in person?" "To stock up the money" "What for?" "I wanna be the the first one to buy the artificial eyes when the time comes oh... I see" "Well..." "Can I ask you another question?" "I took a bath with a girl and stroked her breasts with a soap lt made me feel really good somehow I began sweating ls there something wrong with me?" "Didn't you want her to touch you?" "Uh..." "I don't know" "How does it feel?" "what?" "oh..." "Nice but a little embarrassed" "That's all for today!" "If you'd been such a good woman you'd never have fallen for a Moor man... I am sorry, I'll do it again" " Hahaha" " Hmm... lf you'd been such a good woman you'd never have fallen for a Moor man" "It's foul and lewd, jumping into the bosom of that filthy Moor" "Such a disgrace" " Enough, stop!" " Hahaha" "You're keep saying 'filthy Moor'" "Do you even know who the 'Moor' is?" " Hahaha" " Hahaha" "Excuse me?" "Do you know who Shakespeare is?" " Hahaha" " Hahaha" "After my mom left my dad brought another woman" "Soon after, it was my dad who ran off" "All of a sudden I found myself living with a woman I don't even know" "Have you ever heard of such fucked-up story before?" "is she that woman?" "People just assume pretty girls have no brain" "But I don't wanna be a star thatjust comes and goes I want to be a real actress" "And when I am a star I won't hide my dark past I'm gonna be proud of it" "[CHEER]" "Hwang Keum-Sook!" "Hwang Keum-Sook!" "Fight it!" "Hwang Keum-Sook!" "Hwang Keum-Sook!" "[CHEER]" "Hwang Keum-Sook!" "Hwang Keum-Sook!" "Keum-Sook, Fighting!" "Hwang Keum-Sook!" "Yes, yes!" "That's it!" "[bell Sound] I'm sorry I lost" "Thank you for the money" "Don't you think it's too cheap even for a quick surgery?" "By any chance, could it be 1 million for each breast?" "What?" "Then do just one breast this time and the other when we get the money" "How did you get the money?" "A blind woman lent it to me" "Thanks but how are you gonna pay back?" "Are you saying I have to pay it back?" "I don't believe what I'm hearing" "What are you talking about?" "I didn't ask you to borrow the money, did I?" "What a bitch!" "You should be ready!" "It'll hurt you to death, I bet" "Ah!" "Keum-Sook!" "Keum-Sook!" "Keum-Sook!" "Hey!" "Keum-Sook!" "Keum-Sook!" "Squeeze it!" "Catch it!" "Keum-Sook!" "Shit!" "Let's stop it" "Let's go" "First Approach One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Four!" "Five!" "Second Approach One!" "Taekwon!" "Two!" "Three!" "Four!" "Five!" "Third Approach One!" "Taekwondo!" "Two!" "Three!" "Four!" "What's this?" "Happy birthday I measured the size when you were sleeping" "You also fondled me, didn't you?" "Did not" "Thanks, anyway" "Allow me" "Men always expect something in return" "You won't be like that, will you?" "What?" "Will you give me something in return?" "One more glasses please" "Yesterday a different..." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Five Birds!" "It's five birds I won!" "Hahaha" "Shit!" "Another eight and I'd have won..." "Hahaha" "Sorry!" "Shall I lose once for you?" "Shut up!" "I'll strip you bare!" "I've got five royals!" " five royals!" " Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey, it's a five royal!" "You shouldn't be crying You're a master of Taekwon" "My love I deared to death is gone but the memories..." "What time should we leave?" "You want to go already?" "We're out of money" "Really?" "Wanna keep on dancing" "Aren't you tired?" "Sorry, so sorry" "Wait" "It'd mean so much if we danced to one more song" "Later, let's go ls it here?" "What is it?" "This is our room" "We've been looking at you dancing and you girls are really something lf you don't feel like joining us just say no" "Don't!" "Let's just have some fun" "Put it down!" "Don't you like us?" " Will split your..." " Don' do..." "You're one feisty bitch" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Come here you fucking asshole" "Please forgive us" "Please officer..." "Hear us out, officer..., please?" "Look, it'll give you more trouble lf you keep try to bribe me, I'll have to book you also" "Please...!" "21 Month Later" "Thanks" "How is EUN-HEE doing?" "She's got a son now" "How much does the bone marrow transplant cost?" "It'll be about 100 million Won at least" "How much do you have?" "300 thousand Won" "Where the fuck is the baby's father?" "I don't know who the father is I'm trying to figure out who he is" "Just great, isn't it?" "Without my son I'm gonna kill myself" "Hey, we're late!" "Why did you book that worthless TV show?" "Everybody is dying to be on [The Love Call]" "Didn't you know?" "If you make a good impression to the people in the show, lt'll lead you to huge bucks later on" "You should know better" "Hurry up!" "I'm sorry we're late!" "You promised to be in time?" "A heavy traffic" "Hurry and put these gowns on" "Ok" "Say hello to the mother of the baby I really appreciate you being here" "Oh, not at all... I've seen you before" "You look much better in person" "Uh, thank you... I'm your big fan" "Thank you" "Sorry!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Let's go with the eye-drops lf he doesn't show tears we can't raise any money" "We have no choice to save Chul-Soo" ""please save our little ChuI-Soo!"" "Cut!" "Personally it's so difficult to see this baby in so much pain" "Our precious little Chul-Soo needs this operation as soon as possible" "So give us a call" "The number is 700-5080" "Doo-Chan, heart-breaking for you I assume" "Share us your thoughts" "Doo-Chan?" "Yes..." "That... last scene where l'm crying?" "I couldn't cry, so I've put the eye-drops" "What the fuck is he saying?" "is he out of his mind?" "I'm so sorry" "This is what I am" "But on the way home that night," "I felt something from the bottom of my heart" "My mother told me to be honest, but I was not I'm so sorry I wasn't planning on doing it" "But I'm so ashamed of myself of doing such" "And a little time with Chul-Soo taught me a valuable lesson" "I've realised I've committed such a fraud" "From now on..." "For desiring Chul-Soo to be healthy and well again I, personally, will donate the entire amount required for Chul-Soo's operation" "And I beg for your forgiveness" "He sure knows how to pull off a great show" "What do you think about the show?" "What a performance!" "is something bothering you?" "You look so worried" "How would you know?" "Well?" "You're right I'm troubled" "Eun-Hee's son is sick" "So she needs money for the surgery a lot..." "Are you asking me to lend you the money again?" "That's exactly what I am asking" "Do I look alike a millionnire?" "How much?" "100 million" "I'll give it to you" "Really?" "But give me something in return" "What?" "Hey!" "Just kidding." "Let's just drink" "Why aren't you drinking?" "Pissed off because of the money?" "No I've gotta go somewhere later" "So don't mind me and just drink up" "So... the operation is tomorrow how do you feel?" "I feel like I'm waiting for my own operation... I wish everything goes well oh, yes..." "What about you, Chul-Soo's mom?" "Yes, me?" "I just thank Mr Oh for everything" "The baby is not breathing" "[Beep]" "Please..." "Sleep over with me" "Maybe, next time I have to go somewhere" "Okay, go then" "Let me help you" "Don't bother I can take care of myself" "2 hours Later" "So sorry, but I'll pay you back I promise" "Wait!" "2 years later" "Hey!" "I'm sorry" "What happened to the dog?" "He couldn't watch the house, so I got rid of him" "Eun-Hee..." "Why don't you ask me about Eun-Hee?" "She got married I know" "A low-life bitch!" "I owe you... thanks" "Just go on with your life I'm really gonna give it a try" "Hurry up" "I'm Late" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Honey where are you going?" "I'm in a hurry for a show" "Such an asshole I'm starting a new TV show, remember?" "Don't stay out too late" "Honey!" "Give me some money, before you go" "Eun-Hee!" "Eun-Hee!" "[SIGH]" "Did you like it?" "I liked it because you lasted a lot longer than my husband I guess you've got" "a lot of experience in jail?" "But people weren't much into sex in jail like they say they do" "[SIGH] lt must had been tough on you..." "Honey!" "I'll be late" "Fix the noodles for yourself" "Huh!" "Honey, you're home early!" "Where have you been?" "Got angry with me?" "Running around all the time you're never gonna get pregnant" "Do you remember my friend" "Keum-Sook?" "Her mother passed away such a shame... lt seems like people around you keep passing away once a week" "And how could you wear clothes like that to a funeral?" "'cause it's so sudden" "Anyway" "Keum-Sook asked for your autograph" "Her mother dies and she asks for a celebrity's autograph?" "is that weird?" "OK I've made up the story about the autograph" "But it's true that her grandmother died" "You've said it's her mother" "Who's the bastard this time?" "Are you saying I'm lying?" "Why don't you check my vagina like last time?" "How much is it?" "4 million" "What?" "A bag for a 4 million?" "What a rip-off" "Hey!" "Not so expensive to hang out with rich people ok?" "What made your husband to marry someone so thoughtless like you?" "How would I know?" "I married him because he promised to put me on TV" "Not because he's gonna pay for Chul-Soo's operation?" "That too, I guess lf l'd made money for the operation would you have married me?" "It doesn't matter" "He's dead" "Don't tell me you stole the money to save Chul-soo I didn't ask" "Shit..." "Having to live with you I pity for your husband, really" " l didn't beg him" " Just drop the whole thing" "Let's go!" "Come!" "You promised me to take me out for a dinner?" "Sorry but it's a really high-paying event" "How much?" "20 Million Won and it's all yours" "Okay, then" "Even if you're busy don't skip lunch" "See you tomorrow, bye!" "She'll be lonesome tonight" "Hey" "What?" "Are you worried?" "Pull over" "Do it right" "What'll you say if your husband asks you to show him again?" "I'm not that bad." "Look can't you see..." "See, I'm good" "No lt's not" "The posture's the most important thing in martial arts!" "You have to keep the hands up all the time" " Stop!" " Why?" " Because you're tickling me" "Oh my god!" "Honey!" "ARRRRRRG!" "What floor is this?" "So sorry, honey!" "I can't believe I've cheated on you" "But you know, I can't live without you..." "How could you say that?" "Huh?" "How could you do this to me?" "You, You...!" "I'm gonna make your life as miserable as mine" "You'll pay for this!" "Okay, then do as you wish What else can I say?" "But give me half of what you have for alimony" "You must be out of your mind" "So you gonna be happy with that bitch with my money?" "Do you love her?" "Yes" "Okay, then I'll do as you wish" "But not for free" "Wow... finally, the husband begins to strike back, right?" "At this point, the devilish nature of his cunningness takes off" "And the thoughtless wife accepts this devilish proposal too I'd have to say her consent was based solely on devilish greed" "What kind of proposal was it?" "It took me a long time to understand and forgive them" "Hatred and greed were monstrous elements to force all merits of human" "But... lf their story ended as such I didn't have to come to bless the wedding I realized the secret of, which goodness will prevail in the end" "So you'll share that secret with me?" "Yes" "The truth that blooms from the filthiest of all places" "Standing!" "Kicking once!" "One!" "Two!" "I can't believe what you're saying" "You fucking slut!" "If you refuse, I'll be driven out home penniless" "Hey!" "is it okay if the person you love sleeps with somebody for money?" "Sleeping with a man isn't selling" "Remember, you're a lesbian" "You're out of your mind!" "It's our chance to make a new start" "We need the money and we have no other choice" "And you're an accomplice in this mess" "An accomplice?" "You put me in this mess" "What?" " Taekwondo!" " Taekwondo!" "Taekwon..." "ARRG!" "What do I do!" "You're not the only one who's suffering" "Go away" "I believe you'll help me" "Do you think a stunt like this would hurt Eun-Hee?" "Don't you know her?" "Eun-Hee is not the only one I'm trying to revenge" "I see" "Hurry up and let's get it done" "Come in!" "Sit there and try to feel how shitty I felt that day" "3 months later" "Didn't you know your ovulating schedule?" "I tried to calculate but..." "You got pregnant so easy I couldn't even if I've tried" "I got myself drunk and thought I wanted to kill myself" "But I feel much better now that I've made up my mind" "That's good lt's not so hard to get an abortion lt's all over in a flash and it doesn't even hurt that much I'll go with you" "No, I'll have the baby" "What?" "!" "I want to be a mother" "Why shouldn't lesbians be a mother?" "Law doesn't bind it either" "Thank you Thank you" "I want the baby too" "But... I'm worried about Eun-Hee" "Please..." "Over my dead body" "Keum-Sook, please..." "Over my dead body" "Get rid of it!" "I said "no"" "This whole thing is insane lf you have the baby what'll happen to the three of us?" "I guarantee you, this asshole will never let you see the child" "He'll abandon us without leaving us any money" "Don't say that" "As I get to know Doo-Chan more..." "Get to know Doo-Chan?" "So you find men interesting?" "Take that back" "The truth makes you feel guilty, doesn't it?" "You've something on your mind that I shouldn't know?" "You are so pathetic" "Yeah, I'm a pathetic bitch... I give birth to a child without a father I get married less than 3 months after the baby's death" "That's enough" "Then have an affair with a bitch like yourself..." "What?" "Hit me, hit me!" "I won't, 'cause I might kill you, you bitch!" "Stop the car!" "I said stop the car!" "Just shut up, you worthless shit!" "You worthless piece of shit!" "Leave me alone!" "Let go of me!" "I can't take it anymore!" "[Knock]" "[Knock]" "So that's the great truth that blooms from the most filthiest of all places" "The thoughtless wife finally realized the sacrifice of Keum-Sook a real sacrifice for her" "Keum-Sook!" "It's been a long time" "I got married" "Why?" "I couldn't stand being poor" "Keum-Sook!" "Keum-Sook!" "What the fuck are you looking at?" "Put this on" "Let's have a baby I've never had a diarrhea because I digest everything well" "Sitting on the toilet, I thought over and realized what I had been" "Thanks" "Everything'll be all right!" "Let's discuss where we're gonna live first" "I'm not going anywhere I've put too much effort decorating this place" "I'll stay at the Taekwon gym" "No way" "The baby and the mother need a nice place like this house" "Right?" "It'd be good for prenatal care, wouldn't it?" "I don't believe this" "Then let's all live together here lt's a huge house" "We only have to use separate rooms" "Yeah?" "So then who am I supposed to have sex with?" "Well, somebody has to go back and forth" "Who would that be?" "You?" "Why not?" "It isn't a bad idea" "You have to choose one of us l can't see you going back and forth" "The same with me." "Make a choice" "Lalala lala lalala" "Lalala lala lalala" "We ran together with our hands together in a bed under the blue sky where the flower and the butterfly flew by going around and around the pillow" "We shared our love" "we shared our walk chattering away wondering away where the end would be looking at silver ripple by the bed" "What?" "Hospital?" "Okay, I'm on my way" "One day, on an unexpected day I ran down" "Hold it little longer, ok?" "from the bed with love and hate" "clock by the bed spills its alarm me by the bed spill my tears" "Quite a story, isn't it?" "Yes but I have a question" "Doo-Chan was excluded from any sexual act in a same house" "How did he manage his sexual desire?" "You're only interested in sexual matters, aren't you?" "He managed through masturbation but this didn't last for long" "Eventually he cruised whores such as Yellow house at Incheon anyway... then he ran out of his money" "Why would he run out of money?" "I was about to get to that" "The press found out that he's living with two women" "All TV stations cut him loose ending his career and doomed" "He'd to return to the life of masturbation" "And one day" "Honey?" "Look at this" "It's alright" "Hurry up" "[Snap Sound]" "Everytime when I have a melon it reminds me of Doo-Chan" "Sir, the ceremony's about to begin" "Yes" "Please let the groom enter" "Please let the groom enter" "The officiator of this ceremony is" "Honorable doctor of medical and philosophy" "Dr. SUK Man-Chang" "Many have travelled from the Earth to celebrate this young groom and groom," "Chul-Soo Oh and Myung-Hoon Bok" "As I stand here today the past rushes through my mind" "On this great day I must tell you how the three parents of the groom have met and gave birth to a son..." "The story of a bizarre love triangle begins 2002, Seoul at a comedy club in Seoul" "I've a friend who got married young"