"Previously on "Crash"..." "You realize I haven't slept since we had that little dance?" "Get your ass down here or dad gets his head blown off in what will look like a robbery." "We can make this all go away." "How?" "No one knows you were there but me." "I need your help." "They're gonna kill me." "Wait, aren't you the lady with the car?" "You still have the rainy day money set aside?" "Yeah, go ahead, take the money." "Give it to your whore." "Amy is taking the boys to her mother's in Pittsburgh." "Who knows when they'll be back." " Well, you got what you deserved." "Stop!" "What are you doing?" "Fucking assholes poisoned the water." "Season 01 Episode 08 "Three Men And A Bebe"" "Give it to me." "It means nothing to you." "It's the only thing I brought with me." "Aye, Cesar." "Hands up!" " Head against the table!" "Well, you got a lot of product her, homes." "You illegals wanna sneak into this country?" "Stay off everyone's radar?" "Take a shower once a week." "We followed our noses straight here." "Let's just cuff him." "Come here..." "Hey, why don't you process them in the back?" "Alright, all of you, form a line  down this wall." "Come on, lets' go." "Everyone line up here." "We'll need your name and ID." "Anyone without ID, if you cannot prove you are a citizen of the US or have a visa, you will be turned over to ICE." "Immigration." "We'll be letting ICE know we'll be decking them for a shitload of OT." "Oh, can you check if there's some petty cash for pizza?" "I'm gonna bet most of these folks haven't eaten all day." "That's not our problem." "It is if someone passes out." "Move!" "Are you okay?" "You're bleeding." "I'll call an EMT." "A paramedic." "You might need stitches." "Hey, you're back." "I brought you some of your stuff." "What is this?" "I only came back so the boys won't miss more school." "Meaning what?" "What, you're leaving me?" "Throwing me out of my own goddamn house?" "I mean now, this is embarrassing." "Come on." "We can move past this." "I need time." " For what?" "I said I'm sorry." "Oh, what?" "So it's all done now, it's all over?" "Oh, come on, we've been together for twelve years." "You would not have come back here if you didn't think we can move past this." "Oh, don't do that." " What?" "Put this on me." "You cheated buddy, not me." "You know what, and don't you dare tell me what it is that I want." "You know what, what is it that you want?" "Because I'm fucking confused." "I want for you to never have cheated." "Me too, sweetheart." "Where do you want me to go, huh?" "Finally." "I finished all the statements." "You know, it seems that most of the people in that house... weren't involved with those drugs." "So, the dealer and his friend get to stay... while the rest gets shipped back south of the border." "And they'll all be back here in a month." "Maybe they become real citizens like everyone else, and pay their taxes." "Like my old man did." "We lost everything when we left Cuba." "I know..." "A 200 acre farm." "You never talk about your family." "Do you have any, over in the old country?" "Do you know anything about Lebanon?" "We got the fuck out." "But... there's some of the most beautiful beaches you've ever seen." "I'll take you there." "But no, no family left." "A sister in New York." "You never told me you have a sister." " Alright, you'll meet her too." "Oh my god, would she hate me?" "The woman who broke up your marriage?" "Yeah..." "No, she wants what's best for me." "Oh, I know where this is going." "Don't start." " Let me start." "No.." "Get it." "Battaglia..." "Perfect timing." "Amy just stopped by." "She packed my bags." "She's gonna throw me out." "I'm sorry." "I mean, it was my fault, right?" "What is this, your "I told you so"?" " I didn't say anything." "Yes, you did." "You told me to stay away from Inez and I couldn't." "Didn't." " Didn't." "Now it may have fucked up my marriage." "You think Amy will get over this?" "Honestly, I don't know." "I mean, she has before, right?" " Well, that's a lot to ask." "Yeah." "And she showed up at the door..." "Inez." "And Amy, she looked like she did when her mom relapsed... you know, when the chemo didn't work." "Broken?" "Yeah." "Okay, I know this is weird, but can I stay at yours for a bit, you know... just for a couple of days." "You, know until I find my feet and get a place of my own?" "Yeah, off course." " Really?" "Yeah." "You won't even know I'm there." " Yeah, right." "Can you move, please?" "Cesar, come here." "These people will patch up your arm." "Sit down." "He needs stitches." "We'll have to take him to a hospital." "He can't." "ICE is coming in a few hours." "It's procedure." " It's just a few stitches." "He'll end up sitting in emergency 18 hours before anyone sees him." "I wouldn't mind." "He asked me to patch him up here?" "It would really help us out." "I could get in trouble." "I think, doing a favor for the LAPD is a good thing." "It's your call." "You owe me one." " Thanks." "This is gonna sting." "Stupid." "Go home Guatemalan shit." "Get out of Mexico." "You're safe now." "Rest." "I'm Donal... and I can tell you're Guatemalan." "How's your English?" "You need to practice if you're headed to America." "Where is my stuff?" "They took everything." "But they didn't find this." "I need my stuff to keep going." " Forget it." "I cannot go on without it." " Is it worth dying for?" "If you use that on one of them, the rest will kill you." "They say you Guatemalans either steal food on your way through... or stay and steal some every day." "I didn't do that." " Don't blame them." "They have nothing." "I'll walk you through the town... as far as the road to Arriaga." "You should be safe." "I have nothing left for my journey." "Then there's nothing left for them to take." "You show them empty hands." "They stole from me." "You can always make more money." "How much money was it?" "You take that with you and you may make it all the way to America... but I promise you... you'll be travelling back through here in a casket." "Would you like me to hear your confession?" "Are you the priest?" "Give me the gun." "Look." "Give me my medallion." "Nice work." "You should've been a doctor." "My parents came to this country with nothing." "Good luck." "All finished?" "Let's go." "Lock it up." "Thanks for doing that." "I know it's not our problem, but I'm glad we could cut him some slack... before his plane ride home, you know?" "Never saw a cop give a shit before." "Well, then you don't know a lot of cops." "I know enough." " Eddie Choi, gangbanger gone good." "What, you guys know each other?" "Me and Eddie were dancing partners before he got himself cleaned up." "Take care, officer." " Thanks." "Say hi to your father for me, huh." "It's been a long time." "I'm coming to church all the time, what are you talking about?" "Well, you used to, with Amy and the boys." "It's been a while." " Well, I've been busy." "Trying to keep the streets of LA clean, you know." "Drug use, gangs..." "It's a very dangerous city, father." "You'd think we were having a crisis of conscience or something." "Amy told me about this other woman." "She's looking for answers." "She thought that kind of thing was behind you." "Yeah, so did I." "Thief!" "Don't." "Please." "I haven't eaten for days." "Who are you with?" " No one." "I'm alone." "On my way to El Norte." " Where are you from?" "Guatemala." "You won't hurt me?" "No, of course not." "I'm only here for some food." "I'll leave now." "Don't be afraid." " Wait." "Stay here." "I'll get you some real food and something for those." "The funny thing is, I've been faithful to Amy for years." "Trust me, I've had my shots, you know..." "Bachelor parties, cop bars." "And they ain't what they used to be?" "Now it's just a bunch of hairy asses  sitting around drinking." "I mean, there's... there's groupies hanging around." "The like the badge, they like the gun, a good..." "You know?" "But father, I stayed away from all of that, I did." "Until I met this one..." "I met her and bam!" "Yeah, she came out of nowhere." "I mean, she wasn't real, you know what I mean?" "It was like she popped out of my head, out of my brain." "She was the ultimate male fantasy." "And there she was..." "You know, she wouldn't go away." "Or, I didn't let her." "And I just thought it was flirting, you know." "Very innocent." "We started playing a stupid game, you know." "It's like 'push and pull'." "And then she came to me." "We had sex in her car." "Well, she did thing, you know, Amy doesn't..." "Father, I could barely keep up, I mean, it was out of control." "She was out of my league, it was crazy." "I hope you don't mind me telling you this... but it was the kind of sex that you tell your friends about." "You know, and they tell their friends about." "You know, this story we'll be telling for years." "I mean, it was legendary." "I was a legend, you know?" "And after the sex, she came after me." "It wasn't the badge, wasn't the gun, it was me." "She came after me." "Excuse me." "Officer." "Si." "I need my medallion." "You'll get your personal effects back before you're turned over to ICE." "Please." "My medallion." "It's all I have." "I know it's wrong to cheat." "Of course I know that." "But what am I gonna do?" "I'm a guy, and I like... women." "Always have, you know." "Even from an early age." "I lost my virginity to Deena." "Remember her?" "Yeah." "Yeah, at my folks' place, when they were out." "In the shower." "Twelve years old, I lose my virginity in the shower." "Do you believe that?" "I mean, I had no idea what I was doing." "What was that game?" "We all did it, me and my brothers." "I guess I shouldn't be telling you this, but uh..." "Mikey used to take girls into the garage and he would do it on a weight bench." "And then this one time ma came in and she found a box of condoms he'd stashed... behind a cabinet." "Ah, she went crazy." ""I can tell you're turning this house into a den of iniquity!" she would scream." "You know, they weren't even mine." "But it didn't matter." "Look, father I know what the Church teaches, you know... you gotta be honest, the Church's been around for what, 2000 years?" "Man has been roaming for millions." "You know, it's instincts, it's an animal thing." "That's what men do." "We screw around." "We sow the seed, we reproduce." "I didn't make that rule up, you know." "I used to always say this." "You can't change thousands of years worth of mankind... with a couple of 21st century modern values." "That's the fundamental difference between man and woman." "If a woman fools around, she's gotta let someone inside her." "I know that's graphic father, forgive me." "It's more of a connection, you know." "And with a man, it's purely sexual." "You know, we've got our manhood on the outside." "It's just like masturbating, but with something prettier to look at, you understand?" "And hey, don't you come down on me about the whole masturbating thing." "I never got that rule." "You and I both know that, you know, the Church has had its problems over the years." "A little self release might've been a good thing for a few people." "All I'm saying is, it's human nature." "It's natural." "I didn't do anything wrong." "Is this it?" " Yes." "This?" "It's not much of anything." "Please, can I have it?" "I'm not supposed to give it to you." "Are you from Guatemala?" "Yes." "You have family there?" "My mother and two sisters." "This was my brother's..." "Domingo." "What happened to him?" "What happened?" "It's okay." "You can tell me." "He was into drugs." "Gangs." "Real bad men." "Domingo..." " Quiet." "What happened?" " Go back to the house." "The police were there." "Listen..." "Under the floorboards, there's a bundle." "Bring it to me at the river." "I have to leave." "To where?" "America?" "How can you go all the way through Mexico by yourself?" "I have no choice." "I have to go to... to Los Angeles." "Los Angeles?" "Go." "I'm coming with you." "You won't make the crossing." "Why not?" "This is what we've talked about our whole lives." "I'm going alone." "I can help." "You're too soft for this." "See..." "Go." "Go!" "It was Amy's face when she put it all together." "Yeah, she was devastated..." "Crushed..." "Heartbroken, one of those things you don't want you wife to be, you know." "I mean, you know her, she's a tough girl." "And she tried to  she tried to be strong." "That's my wife." "That's Amy." "Even at home." "I mean, you know, she runs a tight ship, she keeps the boys in line." "Sometimes I think they're terrified of her, you know." "She puts a line in the sand and you better not cross it." "I think my wife would be a great frontiers woman." "Standing on a homestead, taking potshots at the Indians." "Sucking the snake bite out of a kids' ass." "But not this time." "She was hurt, she was uh  scared." "I've never seen her that scared before." "It was like the wheels were turning, you know." "She was doing the math." "I know why she was scared, she's never been alone, you know." "When we met, we were kids." "In college, you remember?" "But I  I looked at her." "And no matter what I said..." "I knew I was done." "It was over." "There was no going back for me." "She's made up her mind and she was moving on." "You know?" "I wanted a second chance, something..." "It wasn't there, father." "She was already figuring out how to pay for the mortgage." "How to raise the kids alone." "Probably ending up meeting some... fucking douche bag who's gonna take my place, you know?" "I'm sorry, but I did not fall in love with that girl." "It was just sex in a fucking car and that's it." "My wife plays the martyr, huh?" "This is the thing that breaks her?" "Out of everything?" "This is the thing?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" "She survives everything." "Her mother dying and she's alright." "Her sister disappearing and she's alright." "This is the fucking thing that pushes her over the edge?" "This is the final straw?" "Go!" "My mother was a... cold woman." "I never saw her kiss my father." "No." "No affection." "And for how hard he worked, you know, nothing." ""I can tell my house is a den of iniquity."" "I mean, who says that?" "How about Osama Bin Laden?" "What?" "Did he make you have sex with that woman too?" "I'm sorry?" "It's animal nature." "It's mankind's instinct." "That woman came after you." "Your wife doesn't need you." "Your mother was cold." "That's a lot of scapegoats, Kenny." "You blame everybody, but yourself." "I came here for guidance... expecting to be welcomed back." "I mean, you baptized me, for Christ sakes." "And you throw my own goddamn words at me?" "Don't sit there, smug." "Don't you dare judge me." "I tried to do the right thing and I failed." "I fucked up." "Alright, fine, I said it." "I did." "That's just me." "I'm a shit." "I know I am." "I know that." "To hell with you." "Kenny, there's no judgment here." "Just forgiveness and compassion." "You said you hurt Amy and you felt that pain." "That's the Lord at work." "What is God, but forgiveness, compassion, mercy?" "There is a way back for you, Kenny." "For all of us." "A second chance." "Would you like me to hear your confession?" "Bless me father, for I have sinned." "It's been... tell me, since my last confession." "ICE is here." " Give me a sec..." "Please." "Please." "I can't go back." "Not after all that." "My mother, my sisters..." "I need to send for them." "It will be okay." "Come with me." "Come with me." "Hurry!" "To the right." "Here." "Here's sixty bucks." "It's all I have on me." "You're on your own." "You won't get in trouble?" " Paperwork errors happen all the time." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Get out of here." "Be careful." "Hey, I like what you've done with the place." "What side do you want?" "The left or the right?" " Where are you going?" "I thought we could uh..." " Yeah, the hell you did." "This is your bed." " Oh, come on." "Alright, you can't blame a guy for trying, right?" "Hey, listen, kiddo." "Seriously." "Thanks again." "I know this is a huge pain in the ass, but I will be out of here very, very soon." "I promise." "Okay, well, just do the right thing with Amy." "I'm gonna try." "I got it." " Thanks." "What the hell are you doing here?" " We're shooting porno." "What are you, the pizza delivery guy?" "Did you order this?" "Hey now, come on." "The neighbors are watching." " What's he doing here?" "He's just staying out till he works things out at home." "Yeah." " Here?" "I'm not messing up your booty call, am I?" "You guys want a beer?" " Yes, please." "Hey, you wanna watch the game?" "Come on." "Come sit on my bed." "It's green and white all the way, baby." "Green and white all the way." "Do you get this where you come from?" " Just watch the game, huh." "Ah, referee that's horseshit..." "He was charging." "You're blind." " You don't even know the sport." "Will you tell him he's wrong?" " Bebe, will you tell him to shut up?" "Okay, would you both stop?" "You guys up for a threesome?" "Nope." "Maybe." "Look at that face!" " So funny." "Watch the game and keep your hands to yourself."