"MATEO Who would be a pirate" "Hey, Nelson!" "Seems like the pirates disturb the Skylands these days." "Be careful!" "No problem!" "If anything you need, call me anytime" "They're coming!" "Target in sight!" "Snout!" "Okay, Loaded!" "Lggy!" "All systems go, Mateo!" "Lump!" "Breakfast... completed!" "Okay, hit 'em fast, ...grab the loot, and take no prisoners!" "LET'S FLY!" "Deckhands!" "Emergency!" "They're coming!" "Prepare to board Anchor hook, fire!" "Excuse me." "Oh, no" "Mechanical advantage!" "I claim this craft my PIRATE'S GALLEON!" "Hey!" "Go get'em!" "Mmmm, red delicious!" "Can't fight." "Eating." "BON APPETITE!" "Huh?" "Nice move!" "See?" "What do you think our good combination?" "Now, we'll be taking your booty, or WHAT, Mateo?" "What?" "CAPTAIN Mateo, Legendary Pirate of the Western Skylands to YOU!" "Pirate?" "Mateo, then what about the GOOD pirate?" "There ARE no good Pirates!" "It says so right here in the PIRATE HANDBOOK!" "Rule Number One" "Pirates must be black-hearted scoundrels" "ESPECIALLY to their captives!" "Rule Number Two" "Pirates steal from anyone and everyone except other Pirates." "Rule Number Three it is a Pirate's SOLEMN DUTY to seek treasure." "Come on, Mateo." "You've never been outside of Oinka, let alone stolen anything." "Face facts, boy." "I'm also sick of your play." "I am so busy with my business." "You should give it all back." " Sorry..." " Here it is." "Can't give to you what I've already eaten." "You'll have to pry this purse from my cold, dead" "Excuse me, Sammy." "Hi Mateo!" "Hi ya Sammy." "Mr. Nelson, there's gotta be something we can take some twine?" "A few berries?" "Sammy here as our CAPTIVE?" "!" "Well... you can take this milk to your Aunt Marion." "Oh, and as long as you're going that way, you can take THIS to Mr. Bentford and these to the Worton Twins." "Thanks for your help, boys!" "Delivery boys?" "We're pirates!" "Some legendary pirates WE'RE turning out to be!" "We should get her back on the Galleon, alive!" "Dingo!" "No problem-o!" "Stop!" "I told you we should get her alive!" "Ooops!" "I almost forgot." "It's dead end." "That's not what I wanted." "Straight to the Bog." "Uhhh..." "What should we do?" "Do we have to go down there to find her?" "I don't wanna ask for trouble." "Gather your gear and fire up the SkyHogs, Raiders..." "We're sailing for adventure!" " Now?" " Where?" "Anywhere!" "Out of Oinka!" "Beyond the Jet Stream!" "Off into the wild blue yonder!" "Lump!" "Up and at 'em!" "We'll never become Legendary if we don't leave Oinka." "Can't we become legendary tomorrow?" "Lggy..." "Ever since we were kids, we wished for adventure." "We swore we'd be pirates!" "We can'tjust sit around waiting for opportunity to knock!" "Adventures don'tjust fall from the sky!" "What?" "!" "Breakfast?" "The locket!" "I must get it back!" "Hey!" "What're you doing?" "I'll just borrow this crate..." "Hey, I built that "crate"!" "Stop!" "Thief!" "We'll do the stealing around here." "We're PIRATES!" "Pirates?" "You guys?" "I'm Mateo" "This is Iggy, expert mechanic." "Snout, fierce warrior." " And he is..." " Lump." "Hi." "Uhh... how nice for you." "Hey!" "Just who do you think you are?" "!" "No you don't!" "And where did you come from?" "I am princess Cutlette of the Northern Kingdom." "A princess?" "A rich princess?" " You guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?" " Rich?" "Wow!" "Our first captive!" "We'll hold her for ransom!" "No one holds me for ransom." "Well if we can't ransom you, we'll just have you lead us to your royal treature!" "Since you put it that way" "I do know of a great big ship with some gold you could steal..." "Gold?" "Gold?" "Is it gold?" "You like it, Cap'n Wolfbeard?" "We brought it back just for you." "It really brings out the highlights in your fur." "Yeah, in a manly way." "I only needed the princess!" "That princess was my ransom for a treasure so grand, that to possess the skies themselves!" "But all I have is here insignificant locket!" "A map... and it bears the royal crest." "It may lead to the treasure!" "Today, Raiders the legend of the great pig pirates begins!" "Do you think you kept me waiting so long?" "What's the problem?" "I have no idea." "Okay, wingmen." "Just point your skyhogs... due... which way is the gold?" "Due east!" "Let's fly!" "Let's go!" "Make landfall." "Our search begins here." "The Cloven Hoof?" "This is where the royal treasure is kept?" "Wow, pirates." "Right, I'm also pirate." "Come raiders, we carouse with our scalawag brothers." "Maybe they serve truffles." "Do any of you know where I might find Wolfbeard?" "Keep your coin and we'll keep our necks." "We want nothin' to do with that beast!" "Hey, find your own captive!" "Hey!" "Hey there!" "How's it goin'?" "Any good plundering lately?" "Beware the bog!" "The Riptearicus will eat you alive!" "I know that." "Rule Number Four!" "Come this way." "Let go of my hand." "Hey!" "Watch where you're going!" "Big talk!" "Do you think who you are?" "Care to put your belly where your mouth is?" " I challenge you to a belly-wrasslin' match!" " You're on, touch guy." "And I'll wager four bags of gold that you go belly up!" "Oh yeah?" "!" "Well I wager four skyhogs that I make your inney an outey!" "Oh, you won't be wrasslin' me, little matey." "You'll be wrasslin' LUDVIG!" "Oh bog..." "Hiya!" "Oh no!" " Snout!" " Are you okay?" "Are those yammy apples?" "Pay up, piggies!" "Your pal owes me the keys to your hogs!" "You wagered the skyhogs?" "!" "Thought I was wrestling the little guy." "Snout!" "I'll pull your teeth out!" "What's the plan, Cap'n?" "Easy." "Rematch." "Double or nothing." "You're on, pipsqueak!" "Get ready for one monster of a gutbuster!" "Oh, you won't be wrestling me." "You'll be wrestling Lump." "Er..." "I don't want to play." "You can't play wearing that pants." "I don't want to play!" "I just want my pants!" "How can Lump possible win?" "Oh, Lump'll win." "He's our secret weapon." "I hate to do this, but we need our Hogs back." "My pants..." "I will give it back when you win." "Hey Lump." "You like... truffles, right?" "Truffels?" "Where?" "!" "Oh, I boughtjuicy truffles for you and he snatched 'em." "Really?" "Yeah, he's hiding a big one with your name on it." "He IS?" "The one with my name on it?" "Yeah... but he doesn't wanna give that big tasty mushroom to you." "Lump, why don't you get it back?" "Gimme my truffle, you pot-bellied bag of snot!" "No one's ever beat Ludvig!" "Alright, Lump!" "Way to tear him a new one!" "You said he had a truffle..." "He ate it?" "Tell me where to find Wolfbeard, or Lump the Destroyer busts your gut, too!" "Huh?" "There he goes." "Huh?" "Well..." "Talk about your luck indeed." "Remember, no mucking about." "Just round up the supplies, we have a long journey ahead of us." "He's coming in here!" "OINK!" "Have you seen my pants?" "We have to leave, fast!" "WOLFBEARD!" "Wow, it's an honor to meet you, sir." " I'm pirate Mateo!" " Pirate Mateo?" "You're building castles in the air." "I don't care how legendary Wolfbeard is." "He's a jerk!" "Let's pluck his fur!" "Lump!" "Not now!" "I, er... found the ship... with the gold!" "You did?" "Good work!" "Why are you holding my hands?" "I mean, uh, take us to it, captive!" "Am I?" " But, my pants..." " Let's go" "Let's go" "Move, move." "There!" "The gold is inside." "Wow, it's so huge." "Ready to raid, team?" "We charge on three." "Are you crazy?" "You can'tjust charge and announce yourselves?" " We can't?" " Why not?" "We're pirates." "It's what we do." "Have you ever read Pirate Handbook Rule #4b, paragraph 2?" "You mean I've been missing a page?" "A good pirate is a sneaky pirate." "Iggy, don't hold my tail." "Oops-it's so slippery." "Keep your bottom away from my face, Snout!" "It is my face, not my back!" "Be quite." "It is the garbage chute." "A sneaky pirate is a Stinky Pirate." "Dingleberries!" "They're all mine." "They're not truffles, but they'll do." "He gives "pigs" a bad name." "Okay, Captive." "Show us the gold!" "There!" "Thank goodness..." "Thank goodness..." "Now, where's the rest?" "That's it." "Let's go!" "What?" "That's IT?" "We call all this way for a trinket?" "!" "That thing won't even pay for our fuel!" "You hide something to us, huh?" "Well, I also hide berries in my belly." "You don't understand, but that locket is so important." "Give it." "Look on the bright side, raiders." "Our first success, a sign of great plunderings to come!" "It may be slight, but we stole it!" "What are you doing on my ship!" "?" "The Princess?" "You know each other?" "What do you know!" "She's alive!" "She's back, Cap'n!" "Just like you wanted!" "Congratulations!" "Seize them!" "Run!" "Wait!" "Don't let them escape!" "They have... uh?" "The map?" "Stealing from Wolfbeard?" "!" "Are you out of your mind?" "!" "Rule Number Two Pirates never steal from Pirates!" "Especially the meanest Pirate ever" "Wolfbeard'll skewer us!" "My pants!" "Why didn't you tell us this was Wolfbeard's ship?" "!" "I was just..." "Run!" "Run to skyhogs." "Hurry, Lump!" "Start up engine!" "Stop there!" "Stop there!" "They are still chasing us!" "Watch out!" "Follow my lead, wingmen!" "Remain on their tails at all costs!" "Aye-aye, Cap'n!" "The impasse gets narrower." "Keep going." "The engine on the right is in danger." "We shouldn't have done it." "So long, Dog-Breath!" "That "Mateo" will pay for this, by the hair of his chinny chin chin!" "Mmm, dingleberries go even better with these crustycakes." "Lump!" "What?" "Self-serve?" "I'm serving myself." "He ate like a pig." "No big bad wolves yet." "Empty?" "!" "Wolfbeard must have it!" "Hey, captive!" "Have what?" "According to Royal History, there was supposed to be a secret inside that secret compartment." "We have to go back for it!" "She forgot she is a captive." "Still eating." "I am ready to fuel up." "Incredible." "Don't look at me like that." "What a shame!" "Lump, what's on your rump?" "When'd you get a tattoo!" "?" "It looks more like a blueprint!" "Or a map." "Lump must've sat on one..." "back on Wolfbeard's ship!" "Then Wolfbeard has the original!" "The secret from the locket?" "Uhh... maybe?" "Where does the map lead?" "To buried treasure!" "No it doesn't!" "A royal buries treasure!" "Little Ms. Captive is trying to keep it from us just like she tried to keep it from Wolfbeard!" "But we're craftier." "Okay, you got me." "Treasure it is." "She won't budge, Cap'n." "Slick the sides with lard!" "I'm doing my best." "Why would those swine bother to pilfer the locket, but not the map?" "Maybe they didn't see it, Cap'n sir?" "How could they not?" "They were close." "So close, it reeks of pig." "Stinky pig." "If they set eyes on it, they could be headed for my treasure as we speak!" "Maybe they found it already." "Hey, watch your tongue." "Yes, pity." "No, not the plank!" " Forgive me." " It's so late." "Riptearicus loves it." " Slash!" " Yep!" "Until I can free my cursed galleon from this impasse," "I will trust you to commence a pig hunt!" "The fist marker is a pink skyland." "Pink skyland?" "It must be around here." "Don't think I've ever seen a pink skyland." "There!" "Hey, that's rosy red." "They're in the same color category." "Like pig and swine..." "Just show me the Gold." "Where next, Iggy?" "Lump!" "I need a visual." "The next marker is a zigzag skyland." " So, princess." " Why?" "You wore a map around your neck your entire life and never snuck a peek at it?" "By Royal Decree, the locket was to be opened only in case of emergency!" "By Royal Decree?" "Why?" "Where I come from, a Princess doesn't ask questions!" "Why do you think I ran away?" "You mean, from Wolfbeard?" "From home." "You flew your own coop?" "What's wrong, big fancy palace not cushy enough for you?" "Not interesting enough." "I wanted to see the world outside palace walls without the constant company of royal guard." "I wanted to experience life on my own." "I didn't realize I'd make such a mess of things." "So why isn't the royal guard trying to find you?" "Probably because father hasn't yet realized I've gone missing." "Cutlett?" "Sweetie?" "Please open up." "If you won't come out, at least eat something." "No handsome prince will ever want to marry you if you're not nice and fat!" "Cutlette." "Open up." "Are you against me?" "Your highness, that is the armor." "Yes yes, of course." "Open the door now." "Come come, sleepyhead." "You'll be late for your afternoon frolic." "Cutlette." "Cutlette." "Oh, my god..." "Someone has put a deep sleep spell on my daughter." "Cutlette!" "But Sir, she's a..." "Only a kiss may save her!" "Summon a charming Prince, at once!" "My father King Hamhock is kind and gently and I love him dearly, but he's pig-headed in the worst sense, always trying to marry me off to dull Princes." "That's why I ran away." "I understand." "One has to follow one's heart." "Yes, one must." "Mateo, are you sure about this pirate thing?" "You kidding?" "I'm living my dream!" "I, uh, apologize in advance for plundering your royal treasure." "But it's not personal." "It's what we Pirates do!" "Zigzag Skyland at 12 o'clock" "One marker to go, then X marks the spot!" "Roger." "Lump... drop trou!" "This is the last time." "See." "The final marker resembles..." " Skywoves!" " No, more like bananas." "Intruders at 6 o'clock!" "Funny." "I have 2 o'clock." "Oh!" "I missed lunch!" "Wanna have some BBQ pork chops?" "Attack!" "Hey, it that it?" "Evasive, Mateo!" "Oh my..." "He's OK" " This the best you have?" " Yes." "Hey, captives don't get those!" "What about mud shower!" "You should be careful!" "Obstacle course!" "You piggies want to have some fun?" "Mateo!" "Look!" " Bananas." " The final marker!" "Where to from here?" "!" "Lump!" "Visual!" "I have my dignity, you know." "Treasure Skyland lies..." "19 leagues southeast!" "No pig moons me!" "Luch!" "Not the Booooggggg!" "My gosh..." "I got one!" "We got one down." "I can't outfly'em with one engine." "Permission to climb aboard Cap'n." "But who'll pilot your..." "Me?" "Try anything funny, we feed you to the Bog." "Make a safe leap." " Can you do it?" " Don't worry." "Okay, great." "We meet again, princess." "Lump, I need cover!" "Thanks, Lump!" "No problem..." "Alright." "Crank her up, Cap'n!" "You're all set!" "Take your best shot!" "You can't hit me!" "Lggy!" "The engine was hit again." " I can't fix it without a bolt for the inlet valve!" " Heads up!" "Ratchet... propeller... wing brace..." "dog-face... ahh, bolt!" "This time, you're goin' all the way down." "That captive's taken!" "Mud in your eye!" "Take the plunge!" "Nice "crates"." "Pea-shooters aren't bad either." "If you're looking to escape, I guess this is your chance." "Like I can outrace the best pilots in the Western Skylands?" "Better to be captive." "Good decision, captive." "Iggy!" "Lead us to the treasure!" "Aye, Cap'n!" "Land ho!" "Here is the special tools to dig the treasure." "This shovel is not good enough." "Iggy, give him the bigger shovel." "Hmmm, treasure skyland." "Faster, captive!" "Put your back into it!" "What are you doin'?" "The more who dig, the quicker we hit paydirt!" "Lot of dirt." "No pay." "Can't go on." "Need energy snack." "I hate to do this..." "but we're on a schedule." "A shame we may never find those truffles." "Truffles?" "Oh, didn't I mention?" "The map says there's a whole patch ofem, planted 'round the treasure." " T-T-T-Truffles!" " Stand back." "Yaaahhh!" "Gimme-gimme-gimme!" "Truffles-truffles-truffles!" "Do you think what you're doing?" "I also think you've gone too far." "That's fine." "Lump needs some exercise." " Captain, come over here." " Let's go." "No treasure." "No truffles!" "No ground!" "Still no truffles!" "Chutes!" "My pants!" "Don't look down, Cutlette!" "Don't look up!" "So this... is the Bog." "Lucky break striking land." "Oh, it's just dandy!" "Let's build a house here and start a flight school with all the treasure we left up there!" "We must have dug right past it." "And the truffles." "We can't get to the Skyhogs, but maybe we can make'em come to us!" "Things to do list invent remote control." "Our first day out, and we go straight to the bog!" "We are such loser pirates!" "It's skeleton!" "No, Snout." "He's a loser pirate and as your captain," "I swear on the Handbook that we are not gonna end up like him!" " Snout!" " Thanks, Captive!" "Wait a minuite..." "The Royal Crest!" "What's it doing down here?" "Think the arrow up there pointing down..." "was pointing all the way down!" "?" "The map would've indiciated altitude!" "Lump!" "I know, I know. "Visual"." "See?" "We landed on this skyland here, by the 'X'." "That's no skyland." "This' a mole..." "Mole?" "That's a mole right where altitude would normally be." "That's right." "We're gonna be eaten by the bog monster." "No, Cap'n Wolfbeard would come to fish us out before Riptearicus gulps us." "I told you!" "Our leader!" "What a guy!" "Our leader!" "What have we learned by this encounter, Mr. Mange?" "Since Mr. Slash is in the soup, I'm officially First Mate?" "We have learned that the pigs are still at large and following the same directions as we, which means my treasure lies somewhere in this stinking sty of a bog!" "What's it say?" "It's greek to me." "Otay aiseray ethay onestay ushpay ownday onway ethay outsnay." "Royal Education." "It's a princess thing." "To raise the stone, push down on the snout." "Snout?" "Easy!" "Not that Snout..." "Oops, sorry." "This one!" " A refrigerator!" " No, it's a vault." " He always thinks about food." " Things in vaults are always valuable!" "What was that?" "Mmmm, sushi..." "How do we open it?" "No handles, no hinges." "A lock?" "Then there must be a key." "Ignition." "Sorry I doubted you, Mateo." "Yeah, you did it!" "We did it." "A captain's only as fine as his crew, and you guys are the finest!" "And Cutlette here has been a terrific captive!" "Uhh, thanks." "This it it, gang the moment we've waited our entire lives for!" "Today, we are pirates." "Rich ones!" "Umm, Mateo..." "there's something I haven't told you." "Pirate Handbook Rule #6, sub-paragraph 9c "Treasure isn't everything," right?" "Never heard that one." "Sounds like that's from the "Penniless Losers" Handbook." "The adventure's the thing." "The journey, the comradery, the proving yourself against all odds that's most important, right!" "?" "Nah, it's the tresure." "Umm, can we discuss your definition of "treasure"?" "Yeah, it's what's in the vault." "I beg you, Mateo." "Don't look." "I know it's difficult for your to give up your treasure... but what part of "the moment we've waited our entire lives for" did you not understand?" "The part about you failing to realize that you're not pirates!" "That was a low blow." "Hmm... a gizmo?" "Our captive conned us again!" "There wasn't any treasure on the "cargo ship", and there isn't any here!" "But this is treasure, Snout, the greatest ever." "You all know of the Great Updraft of 1372, right?" "Learned about it in school." "A natural gravitational cataclysm that gave rise to the Skylands." "And paved the way for pigs to fly." "I was never good at history." "Well, that's what someone wantd you to believe." "It's a myth made up." "You owe your wings to this gizmo, the Gravitar." "Once upon a time, long ago, we were all ground-bound" "until an inventor from my kingdom, Leonardo De Porcini invented the Gravitar." "The device altered gravity as we knew it, making our SkyWorld possible." "And without it we'd all be doomed to live our lives in this sludge and slop." "This isn't even mud." "I'm sorry if I mislead you, guys, I truly am." "But I needed your help." "We had to get the Gravitar out of here before evil wolves finds it." "All that power in one itty-bitty contraption?" "Be careful with that!" "Whoa!" "We got anti-gravity!" "Hello piggies!" "Wolfbeard!" "My Gravitar..." "Cutlette!" "At last, my treasure of treasures..." "the fabled Gravitar." "No, give it back!" "That's right!" "It's ours!" "Pirates don't steal from each other, huh?" "And release the Princess!" "Mateo..." " Of course, at once." "Shoot them." " Shoot them." "Squeal little piggies." "Hello sir." "Forgive me." "Riptearicus!" "Let's get out of here." "You piggies wanted to be pirates?" "!" "Then suffer a Pirate's worst fate!" "It's fish." "We're safe as long as we're on land!" "Look..." "Mateo." "What's that?" "!" "Mateo!" "It missed us." "What's that again?" "What's he shooting at?" "What if he fires again?" "Over there!" "The vault!" " Run, captain." " Lump, go in more." "Mateo!" "Where are we?" "Dunno." "But, better here than in ol' Rip's digestive tract." "Cozy and not so cold." "Right." "Though we'll eventually run out of air." "Or starve." "Now what's the plan, Cap'n?" "I'm not sure." "But I'll think of something." "We're gonna be skeletons like the loser pirate!" "Pigs who would be Pirates..." "Hoisting their porky pennants in "hog heaven."" "You bad wolf!" "Bad dog needs her leash." "Stupid piggies." "You can never win me in a breeze." "What's the plan, Cap'n?" "There's no plan." "What?" "Escape to what... the Bog?" "Even if we managed to get past Riptearicus, our Skyhogs are at home above." "We are loser pirates in the end!" "We broke every rule in the Handbook." "We weren't particularly mean to our captive before we lost her." "We still haven't stolen anything except from other pirates." "We never found treasure." "Or truffles." "And the big one." "We're notjust trapped in the bog." "We're at the bottom of it." "Gotta be a first." "Can't get lower than that." "It was good while we were pirates." "She is going to dock." "Get ready to park." "Get ready to park." "Slow down the engine speed." "Salute!" "Wolf!" "Welcome back, Herr Wolfbeard." "Good." "Isn't it good to see your clan here, princess?" "The pigs are in need sometimes." "De Porcini's masterpiece!" "Perhaps it should make its acquaintance with your masterpiece." "Of course." "You'll be happy with that." "Can I see this big boomshakalaka power now?" "Anytime as long as we have this mighty Gravitar." "You go to the best seat in the house, princess" " Mange!" " Yep, Captain!" " Guide a princess to the control room." " Yes, sir." "All set to fire, captain." "Dr. Einswine, activate the Gravitar." "Which one do you want to fire at?" "See that rock?" "It's spoiling my view." "Alright." "See how it works, princess." "Fire!" "You barbarian!" "Please, "King of all Pirates, Master of the Skies..."." "The Graitar will enable me to plunder and pillage with a simple command of" "Hand over your valuables, or I'll blow your Skyland down!" "Bet you can't hit that one, way over there." "Air... running... out." "You're breathing too heavy!" "Sorry..." "I'm so hungry." "This is it, raiders." "Our last hurrah..." "The final oink." "I just want to thank you for your sticking by me." "Like we have a choice?" "There's always a choice." "We can take our last breaths here, quietly or we can take our chances with Riptearicus." "What do you think, Snout?" " Here's fine." " Aye-aye!" "Is it gone?" "Stinky smel!" "Sorry." "Target in sight." "It may be just a wee bit out of range, but..." "Wait!" "Isn't that where we left the pigs?" "Please be alive!" "Fire!" "It's picked up Lump's scent!" "I thought I only liked to smell my own?" "So... uhh... back to the vault?" "Run!" "Help!" "Whatjust happened?" "Where is captain?" "You're alive." "I thought that monster swallowed you." "Seems that the heaven helped us." "Heaven?" "Look, that's skyland." "Skylands don'tjust fall from the sky!" "The captive fell from the sky before." "Right, Cutlette!" "You saying our ex-captive planned that?" "Why not?" "Wolfbeard got the Gravitar." "Maybe she has a plan to get us off this Bog, too!" "And to give us something to eat..." "Lump, you again?" "Not me this time." "Our hogs!" " It's mine!" " Mine!" "That's mine!" "It was Cutlette." "No, it is a coinkidink!" "It's not dead?" "Ignition!" "It's not turning over." "Come on..." "Hurry up, Lump." "Lump..." "Maybe I should go on a diet!" "Lump!" "Evasive!" "What a nerve-racking fish!" "Thanks, captain." "Back from the bog!" "With no peglegs or hookhands to show for it!" "Did you have a good sleep?" "I wanted to watch an interesting thing withyou." "Interesting thing?" "It's enough to see your face." "I intend to relish your horror when you watch plundering the vast wealth of your kingdom." "What?" "Nice try, but according to your Doc here, my father's royal skyland is way out of weapon range." "Oh, is it?" "Doctor?" "Okay." "What's that?" "Lmpossible!" "Skylands don't fly!" "This one does, courtesy of Doc' patented ubersonic engine!" "Which would make mine the only Skyland impervious to any gravitational anomaly." "It's amazing to escape from the bog." "Where should we go after fixing them, captain?" "Maybe we should think about re-capturing our captive." "Our captive?" "Forget about her, Mateo!" "There're plenty of better captives in the sky." "We also should get back the Gravitar as well as rescue a princess." "The Skyland that fell is just the tip of the iceberg!" "It is so dangerous when Wolfbeard uses on bad purpose." "Do you mean we should fight with wolves?" "But I'm hungry..." "Right." "Just give the Gravitar to Wolfbeard." "Let me tell you." "What if he plunders all of skylands using Gravitar?" "Then there's no treasure left for us." "We should stop Wolfbeard and rescue a princess." "We're pirates and pirates ransom princesses, not rescue them." "And Pirates don't stop other pirates!" "You're right, Snout!" "Pirates don't do those things!" "That's why we're not pirates!" "If we couldn't cut it as pirates, what makes you think we have to take on Wolfbeard's whole pirate fleet?" "I'm not thing, Iggy..." "I'm following my heard." " Mateo" " Mateo..." "So, all in favor of me as your new Captain say "aye"?" "Never know when you may need a good mechanic." "So, heroes get all the hero sandwiches they can eat, right?" "I'm going home, but I don't how to." "Alright, raiders." "Let's fly!" "Look!" "Doesn't look like a Skyland." "Big, weird one!" "That's fortress." "That's big fortress with engines." "Let's go." "That's Wolfbeard's galleon." "Then, next is..." "Prepare to board." "Should be careful not to be caught." "Hope they save some scraps for us." "I don't want to be in here." "What's your plan, captain?" "We should disguise as wolves." "Sit back and relax!" "No princess." "Pair off and see what you can find out." "And remember" "Wolves get to eat!" "So what's the plan, Cap'n?" "We can'tjust ask where she is." "Why can't we?" "Hey, don't you smell piggy stuff?" "If little Miss Piggy had table manners, maybe she wouldn't be sittin' across the hall in the brig right now." "Pigs sure are filthy." "C'mon..." "You there!" "M-m-m-me?" "What are you doing?" "Wolfbeard'll have you keelhauled if he sees you in here." "You're..." "letting me go?" "Who else'll guard the Treasure Room?" "To the Treasure Room, matey!" "Before dessert?" "!" "Ahoy!" "Cap'n Wolfbeard wants to ensure the Princess here isn't harmed." "Yeah..." "Is your musket set to stun?" "Yes." "You pirates really are cutthroats." "Actually, we're over the Pirate thing." "Mateo!" "?" "Lggy!" "I thoght I could never see you again." "The others?" "They'll find us." "We have to move quickly." "Wolfbeard is headed for my father's kingdom!" "Your Royal Highness." "There is something you should see!" " There!" " Where?" "Uhh?" "That bird looks so weird." "Tonight, in place of a CHEESE course, we have a delicacy imported especially for the occasion." "How many times are you gonna have dessert?" "C'mon." "I'm sure our princess would have enjoyed it." "T-T-Truff" "Truffles!" "Truffles!" "That wolf is eating like a pig." " Pig?" " Pig?" "Oh boy..." "This is real pig!" "Warning." "You don't wanna mess with Belly Wrasslin' Champion Lump The Destroyer!" "Run Away!" "Run!" "Yecch!" "The bog in a belch!" "That'll do, pig." "Catch them!" "If those two swine be here, so be the others!" "Stop!" "Find the pigs!" "Give my clothes." "Here they are!" "Get'em." "This isn't right." "Shut up, piggies." "Iggy?" "Where is he?" "Help me!" "Lggy!" "I'm alright, cap'n!" "You go to find the Gravitar." "Unbelievable..." "Is it a key to treasure room?" "Here we are." "This little piggy went to market!" "We're late." "No..." "What have we learned, Mr. Mange?" "To catch pigs, you gotta think like pigs." "If you're sniffing for the Gravitar, I'm not finished with it." "And neither is your father." "Not so fast, Captain." "Mateo!" "I have no time to play with you." "Your highness, she's over there." "Cutlette?" "How did she get way over there?" "It looks as though she's fighting with someone." "Uh?" "With pirates!" "Pirates?" "Oh, my dear..." "I don't think you have the guts to be a pirate like me." "Actually, I don't have the heart." "Some kinda imported engines-a upercharged ones!" "Ubercharged, actually." "You know this technology?" "Know it?" "I invented it!" "I invented this little schnitzel, too." "You work for wolves?" "But you're a..." "Yes, yes, a pig unlike you, who are bacon!" "My Uber-trans-capacitor is out of order because of you!" "I'll get you!" "I'm a nuts n' bolts kinda pig." "The problem with all this newfangled technology..." "You never know when it'll crash." "I'm wealthy, wealthy!" "But Snout, "Rule #2 -"" "Yeah, yeah." "I'm a hero now." "I can steal all I want from Pirates!" "What's happening?" "What's wrong?" "Not the Bog!" "Thanks, princess." "Wolfbeard!" "Captain!" "It's time to say goodbye." " No!" " No!" "Goin' wolf-huntin'!" " Are you okay, Mateo?" " Mateo!" "Lggy!" "It's losing altitude." "Let's get out of here." "Alright." "I can always build another Flying Fortress..." "but there's only one Gravitar." "Abandon ship!" "That pigs thought they defeated me." "No way!" "Pigs can't win wolves at all." " You seem to be wrong." " Stinky swine..." "I am not a pirate any more." "Then it doesn't matter I steal this from you?" "Can you, huh?" "You should be faster." "Stupid piggy." "Nah..." "No!" "It was close call." "Hey you are good this time." "You underestimated me." "Cap'n!" "Good job, captive." "He's on top of us!" "I'll make you pork-chopped." "We retrieve the Gravitar..." "then we seed the clouds with pork rinds!" "What... what happened?" "Someone tied us to the Fortress!" "Bad dog needs his leash." "Not to the Bog." "Princess, I will build new skyhog for you next time." "Hey, captive." "Oops, princess." "Don't forget me." "Thanks for lots of delicious food, princess." "Thanks, everyone." "Bye." "It was pleasure to be with you." "Mateo!" "You bad pig." "Are you leaving this pretty captive?" "I never thought you are a captive." "Ciao!" "Bad piggy boy." "Does he really want to leave me?" "Hey!" "You said you are pretty captive?" "They are heroic pigs, aren't they?" "Cutlette?" "No..." "Guard!" "Hero in the Skyland, Snout!" "Great mechanic, Iggy!" "Real big eater, Lump." "Real pirate in the Skyland, Mateo." "And pretty captive, Cutlette." "Let's fly!"