"[Horn honks]" "Timing's everything." "Morning." "I found this apron in the drawer." "It's my pop's." "He aspired to barbecuing greatness." "Did you cook?" "Cook?" "I don't cook, Nelson, at least not that way." "You're going to need your strength, baby." "Uh, for..." "Oh, look, I got to get to work." "At 10:00?" "Yeah." "It's banker's hours." "You can spare me five minutes." "You won't regret it." "I take longer than five minutes." "But I don't." "Man." "Aah!" "Everybody stop what you're doing and freeze." "Folks, this is a stickup." "Everybody on the ground right now." "Look, people, just because I have this devilish charm doesn't mean I won't blow her brains out." "Everybody down right now." "Aah!" "Better." "Come with me, princess." "You're my helper." "Let's go." "Back." "Back." "Fill this up." "Go!" "Get over!" "Get up and over." "Hurry up." "Fill it up." "Yeah!" "Hey!" "Don't shoot." "Move, you're dead meat." "You!" "You don't move, and you're dead meat." "Fill it up faster." "Come on!" "Go ahead." "Make my decade." "Bang!" "Come here, pops." "Come here." "You, too." "Press the alarm button." "Press the button right now." "Pay attention, folks." "It doesn't matter because when the cops get here, I'll be gone." "Get over the counter right now." "You get back." "Get back." "Back up also." "See ya." "Wouldn't want to be ya." "Ha ha!" "Come on." "Let's go." "Move it." "Aah!" "How are you?" "Sorry, ma'am." "Where you going, huh?" "Ladies and gentlemen," "I am taking this lady hostage." "I don't want anybody to move for the next five minutes." "Is that understood?" "Anybody know tchaikovsky?" "I am in a tchaikovsky mood today." "I want to hear the 1812 overture." "I said I want to hear the 1812 overture or she falls." "[Singing 1812 overture]" "Louder!" "[Singing louder]" "On key!" "Come on." "Aah!" "Get in the car." "Get in the car now!" "Get in the car!" "Did you have to push me against that guy?" "He smelled like a dead fish or something equally disgusting." "[Sniffing]" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I guess it was your cologne." "Good morning to you, too, patrice." "Yeah, right." "Damn!" "What?" "The teller put a dye bundle in." "We got to get it out before it goes off." "Oh, great." ""Go ahead." ""Push the alarm button." "I'll be gone before the cops get here."" "Guess you didn't figure on a cop being in the area." "Nelson, you're getting arrogant and careless." "Patrice, did you want to help me or bitch?" "Let me rephrase that." "Stop bitching and help me." "O.K." "I can't find it." "Heading west." "Requesting backup." "I got it." "Aah!" "Timing is everything." "Let's see what the boys in blue are doing back at dispatch." "Roger. 26 in pursuit." "Yes!" "I'm in the police computer." "Right on water..." "And a quick left on Charleston." "All units, suspect heading east on west grant." "Backup units are on the way." "E.T.A., two to three minutes." "Hey!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "They're cutting off everything to Lexington." "Go to option three." "Miss finklestein." "Mrs. Finklestein." "Mrs. Finklestein." "Ahh, good old Mrs. Finklestein." "She's like clockwork." "She gets her blue roots tinted even bluer." "Patrice, timing is everything." "[Sirens]" "Uh-oh." "They're going to try to push us and box us in." "They're putting a roadblock up on fremont now." "Great!" "Yes!" "Whoo!" "Ha ha ha!" "[Sirens approach]" "[Honk honk]" "Ha ha ha!" "Come on!" "Whoo!" "Position!" "They're never going to take me alive." "I'm going to take them all out." "Yeah." "I'll always love you, patrice, always." "And we'll always have..." "What city are we in?" "Never mind." "I'll see you in hell, doll." "No way I'm going back to the big house." "You want me?" "You come and get me." "Filthy pigs." "Come on, come and get me." "Come on." "Who's first?" "Who's gonna be first?" "You?" "How about you, huh?" "How about you?" "No, no, maybe you." "Come on." "Come get some." "Ow!" "All right, everyone, you can stand down." "The exercise is over, and we'll debrief at the bank in 30 minutes." "She used to be so much fun." "She hurt my nose." "Patrice, my briefcase." "Would you hurry up, please?" "We're late as it is because you insisted on playing Hollywood gangster." "Fine." "What?" "Ugh!" "What up?" "What'd you call me, butthead?" "I didn't call you butthead, but if the cheek fits..." "Real cute." "So..." "How is your scumbag father, huh?" "He's excellent, thank you." "I'm sure he'll be thrilled you asked after him." "Hey!" "You know, ranking, you better let me go, or people will think we're in love." "Rankin." "Aren't you wide from your territory?" "Who's going to arrest homeless children in L.A." "With you in Tucson?" "I heard about your escapade this morning." "And you wanted to play, too?" "I'm sorry." "It's against the rules." "We don't allow mentally challenged FBI agents to point loaded weapons, even in fun." "Excuse me." "Don't you want to hit me, Nelson?" "An officer of the law?" "No." "I'd have to disinfect my hands afterwards." "It's a waste of my time." "Go ahead." "Show me what a man you are." "Oh, ranking, let me give you a tip here." "Really try brushing your teeth just for once." "Ugh!" "Rankin, I hope I didn't see you assault a valued associate of bankers security insurance." "Did he?" "No." "Spontaneous bleeding runs in my family." "I want this fully understood by you." "Nelson's company evaluates our clientele's security profile." "While he works with us, he's under our corporate blanket." "You mess with him, you're messing with us." "In other words, me." "Oh?" "I'm so frightened, mira." "My butt's so puckered," "I won't be able to take a crap today." "What are you doing here?" "It's agency business, mira, which means it's none of your business." "You got that?" "Gentlemen..." "As we've demonstrated, your bank is, uh, a complete, uh, security disaster." "Anybody can walk in here like we did today and take you out for at least $10,000 or $15,000 easily." "Your vault could've been mine." "So, something to think about." "Mira." "Let's talk about what we at bankers security insurance would like you to do to the premises to bring them up to standards based on Nelson and patrice's analysis." "Hey." "What?" "Check it out." "Hey, she's got a flat." "Damn." "Whoa, look at those legs." "Hello." "Yeah, buddy." "Hi." "How you doing?" "No!" "No!" "No." "No." "Let her use the phone." "Come on." "Think with your dick like every other guy in the world." "You can help her." "No." "No." "We can't." "I can't open the door." "Help her out." "Uh, we can't let you in, but we'd be glad to make a phone call for you if" "hyah!" "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "Shoes." "Uh!" "Creep." "And what are you doing here?" "It's the end of the month." "We always do the books." "O.K." "Want some pancakes?" "Starch, cholesterol, and fat." "No, thanks." "Nelson." "Nelson, we've been together in this business for a year now." "13 months." "Well, we're really different people." "I'm studious." "A bookworm." "And frugal." "Cheap." "And thoughtful." "Boring." "Well, I like boring." "Patrice, you know I do." "I thought getting my degree in law enforcement and teaming up with a real former bank robber was going to be..." "Sexy." "Interesting." "No, no, no." "Sexy." "The point is-- well, the point is I do like working with you-- wait, wait." "But every time I think everything's going to work out..." "[Imitating drum roll]" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Um..." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Oh, Nelson, you putz." "[Telephone rings]" "Patrice." "[Ring]" "[Ring]" "Yeah, mira, what's wrong?" "What?" "You're kidding, right?" "Oh, man." "Well, any leads?" "Oh, man." "We got problems." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Mira, relax." "Yeah, yeah, fine." "I'll see you in 25 minutes." "Of course." "All right." "Bye." "[Knock on door]" "Listen, mira wants us to come down to the bank we did yesterday." "Go yourself." "What?" "I'm quitting." "I don't want money from my side of the business." "I just want my equipment." "Why?" "Let me count the reasons." "You're a child." "You're irresponsible." "You're careless, and I don't like you." "What?" "Look, I just don't want this anymore." "We were just getting things started." "We were just getting things going." "Going where, to bigger and better fake bank robberies?" "Pinch me." "I'm dreaming, Nelson." "That's why I did so well in school-- to play cops and robbers with you?" "No." "What are you so angry about?" "I'm not angry." "I'm not angry." "I'm just quitting." "That's all." "O.K.?" "Fine." "Who's stopping you?" "Fine." "Fine." "I was in here first." "I was, uh, fixing my hair." "Yeah." "[Door opens]" "[Door slams]" "Hyah!" "Aah!" "Hyah!" "Ugh!" "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "Ha!" "[Telephone rings]" "Hello?" "Yeah." "He just got here." "I'm going to have him wait until I can count it all." "When?" "Isn't that kind of soon?" "All right." "All right." "Yeah, I know." "It has to be done." "I'll get back to you when we're in position." "Speaking of positions..." "Special agent ranking on the job." "You're a little late." "Nelson's on his way to help bail you out." "This is an official agency investigation." "I don't want anyone here except law enforcement." "You got that?" "I represent the interest of the insurance company." "We want action." "There's no law that says we can't hire outside investigators." "Excuse me." "You know, mira, I know your story." "You made a few busts on some small-time counterfeiting rings, and then you quit the agency and the people who trained you." "Then you hired yourself out to private industry like some cheap whore." "Then you hire some punk kid to help you." "Pardon me." "I think this is important." "[Whistle]" "It looks like somebody threw a party in here." "Where's patrice?" "She's, uh, she's having a bad hair day." "She's coming, isn't she?" "May I say something, please?" "According to our initial figures, no money has been taken." "So what?" "Doesn't that seem a little strange-- the bank is robbed, and nothing was taken?" "Idiot." "They're after something in the safety deposit boxes." "Just give me that inventory list I asked you for and quit wasting everybody's time playing detective." "Just another amateur." "I got a proposition for you." "It's right up your alley." "How would you and patrice like to do some serious investigating work for us?" "You've got to get me a lead before the company goes bankrupt paying off these inflated safe deposit box claims." "Hey, I'm staking a lot on you and patrice." "I know." "I know." "You can't let me down." "I won't." "Come on." "I'll buy you lunch and explain it." "You know why I love tires so much, Tony?" "Nope." "Do you want to know?" "No, not a bit." "Tires are circles, the most perfect geometric shape in the universe." "Everything possible is represented in a circle." "It's a beginning and an end." "Tony, I have come to see second chances are possible 'cause we're all in the same path." "Redemption is simply another path leading us back to a new beginning." "Why couldn't you just get Jesus like every other con?" "My boy!" "Hey, what are you doing here?" "You weren't supposed to be here till next week." "I was in the neighborhood, pop." "What's that?" "New job." "Tony." "Hey." "What?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "All right, patrice is bailing on me." "She finally got tired of you acting like some kid with expensive toys." "Thanks for all your support, pop." "Great." "Hey, I love you, but I know you." "You know me." "Come on." "Sit back down." "You want to talk about it?" "No, pop." "I don't want to talk about her now." "All right." "Fine." "Wait a minute." "It's from those robberies on the news." "These are tire tracks from the scene?" "That's right." "Bennington xgc-79s." "You can tell the tire by looking at the photos?" "Yeah." "Come on, pop, give me more." "Give me more about the tracks." "Nothing." "I just thought it was interesting." "Oh, wait." "No cash was taken?" "Nope." "No cash whatsoever." "Mira thinks it's some sort of big insurance scam." "Still, leave that money just sitting there?" "So you would take it, huh?" "No, I'm making a point." "I myself am reformed." "That stuff don't tempt me no more." "All I want to do is my time, get out, and open my tire store." "Sam Potter's on a straight path, or rather, a circular one." "Ooh-whee, I know this ass." "What?" "Lily." "Lily?" "Lily?" "Your Lily?" "His Lily?" "Our Lily?" "I mean, Lily-Lily?" "Are you sure about this, pop?" "Trust me." "It's her." "Ain't that right, Tony?" "I don't want to talk about it." "See?" "Tell me." "This is Lily?" "She's behind these heists?" "Lily?" "Wait a minute." "Lily's got a great--hmm-- yeah." "But brains--no." "She must be hooked up with somebody else." "Pop, this is an unbelievable lead." "I can take this to mira." "I solved the case." "Slow down, Sherlock." "We didn't solve nothing yet." "We can't prove that's Lily's ass." "O.K., what else?" "You want to do this with me?" "Yeah, pop." "Just like old times." "You and me." "All right, first things first." "We got to plan our work." "And work our plan." "All right." "There's something that bugs me about this." "What are you doing here?" "I knocked." "Bullshit." "Yeah." "I know." "Nice place, patrice." "Yeah." "Real nice." "You and Nelson have it good." "I don't live here." "We just have our offices here." "Yeah." "Actually, actually, I knew that." "You two have a funny kind of business, don't you think?" "What exactly is it that you want, agent ranking?" "Well, I'll tell you exactly, patrice." "I want you to know that as far as I'm concerned," "Nelson Potter's nothing more than a common criminal." "Well, the court said otherwise." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I have to make a phone call to your office to let them know you're a slimy little creep." "Nelson's old man cut a deal with the d.A." "To get his son off the hook." "The deal stunk then, and it stinks now." "So what?" "It's old news." "Now let me pass." "Let you pass, patrice?" "Well, why don't you use the magic word?" "All right." "Let me pass, asshole." "Aah!" "Don't." "All right." "Here's a real cute gag for you, patrice." "Tell me what you think." "Nelson uses your security company to pass along the information he needs to take down these banks real easy." "That's just stupid." "Who's being stupid here?" "Isn't it odd that of the last five banks robbed, you and Nelson did security work on three of them?" "Yeah." "Nelson's dirty, patrice." "I want him, and one way or the other," "I'm going to get him." "You got that?" "Now, in case you happen to be involved, you better come to me and cut a deal 'cause you're too young to go to prison." "And you will go down as an accessory." "I promise." "It is a nice place." "What's this?" "I'll tell you something, patrice." "You should've thought twice about quitting before you actually quit." "I'm going to have more security work than I can possibly handle once I solve this." "Rankin was here." "For what?" "Pointers?" "No." "He thinks we're involved." "Well, he thinks you're involved with the robberies." "The guy also thinks polka music rocks." "So screw him." "No." "You don't understand." "This could be serious." "Patrice, look, nothing is serious until it is." "Plus I have everything under control, o.K.?" "Yeah, I can see that." "For your information, darling," "I just dropped off a lead to mira that will break this whole case wide open." "The guy was speechless because I came up with something so fast." "You mean your father did." "He just called before you came over, Sherlock." "Look, what is your problem?" "What's this attitude all of a sudden?" "It's not all of a sudden." "For the last year I've been in business with a man who thinks a wet t-shirt contest is classical entertainment." "[Telephone rings]" "[Ring]" "Potter-Taylor security." "Who?" "The who-- loni the body." "It's her professional title, o.K.?" "Get a clue, Nelson." "Professional is doctor." "Profession is attorney or schoolteacher." "Hot cream wrestler is not a profession." "And does she have to call on our business phone?" "Our bu-- no, no, no." "This is my business phone." "So, look, the next time you answer my business phone, you say, "Potter security, may I help you?"" "And that's all." "O.K.?" "There won't be a next time." "Like I said, who's stopping you?" "Hello?" "Hey." "Long time no nookie." "You liked that." "You thought that was funny?" "Yeah, well, people with sense of humors do find me funny sometimes." "[Door closes]" "Hold on." "Hi." "I get these terrible headaches whenever I think of money." "I really do need a good bank so I don't have to think anymore." "Well, I think you've chosen the right bank." "Do you have some water?" "Absolutely." "Thank you." "To a long relationship." "Skoal." "[Gagging]" "[Choking]" "He's dying!" "I'm a doctor." "I'll, uh, get a gurney." "Ohh." "He's shocking." "Pulse and respiration are irregular." "Get me some adrenaline, stat." "Help me!" "My heart, it feels funny." "Get him loaded." "I'll take care of her." "I'm feeling better." "You should still go to the hospital." "No!" "I'm afraid of ambulances!" "I'll take you in my Jaguar." "We'll follow the ambulance." "Well, what do you know?" "I don't feel faint anymore." "I guess I just needed some fresh air." "Thank you, darling!" "B-but..." "I make house calls!" "[Siren]" "[Toy whirs]" "Wh-what was that?" "What was what?" "What was that noise I just heard?" "I couldn't hear anything above your belching." "Yeah, well, Mexican food." "Hey, no." "No, no." "I don't need help." "I can do this myself." "Oh, yeah." "It's open, Nelson." "You didn't lock it when you left tonight." "Look at me." "See, I'm a security agent, so I always lock my door." "Well, you didn't tonight." "[Cocks gun]" "I'll prove it to you." "[Rattling doorknob]" "See?" "It's locked." "It's completely and utterly locked." "I'm going to take your car and go to my home." "Good night." "O.K., go." "All right." "Good night." "Good night." "Uhh!" "I'm sorry, lover." "You o.K.?" "You kicked me in my rib, too." "And why is your face so fuzzy, pookie?" "Ah!" "Hey, you're not pookie." "Hey!" "All right, stay right there." "Both of you, stay right there." "All right." "I got this shit cold." "Come on." "You give up?" "My hat." "Where is it?" "Hmm?" "Jeez." "Give me that." "[Rooster crows]" "[Crowing]" "[Arf arf]" "[Ringing]" "Hello?" "Patrice, listen, don't hang up." "Somebody killed Mr. Bingo." "[Click]" "[Dial tone]" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Well, well, well." "Another one and no leads, huh?" "Well, well, well." "I wonder what they call this." "I think..." "It's a lead." "How the hell did you spot that in all this trash?" "I was trained to do that kind of stuff, mira, remember?" ""N.P."" "I wonder who that could stand for." "Mcclosky, get over here." "I want this checked for prints right away." "N.P." "I guess we'll both be on pins and needles until we find out who that is, huh?" "O.K., so you were out with loni the body, yet another bimbo in a long line of bimbos." "Her name's Bambi, and she's not a bimbo." "You were drunk, you came home, you fell." "Someone stepped on you, you hit them, they chased you, then what?" "Then I went into my closet..." "And you peed yourself?" "What?" "No, look, I fell asleep in the sprinklers." "Why?" "Why isn't the right question to ask now." "Then what should I ask you?" "What?" "As in, "what" is the question I should ask or "what," you didn't hear me?" "Yes." "What?" "Yes." "What." "You're not getting me in the middle of this abbott and costello routine." "Who are you calling?" "I'm calling the police." "Forget it." "No way." "Nothing was taken." "You had a prowler." "It should really be reported." "I'm in the security business." "I'm not telling some cop I left my door open, someone came in and murdered my stuffed animal." "Sounds pretty dumb to me." "Sweetie..." "I want to talk to you about something." "I'm going to wash up first, take some aspirin." "Stick around." "I'm sorry." "Please stick around." "All right." "O.K.?" "What are you looking at?" "Did you do something different with your hair or something?" "Oh, like you'd notice." "No, I didn't." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "I just thought maybe the security camera caught a shot of the intruder." "That's a good idea." "Yeah, I know, Nelson." "That's what I do best." "I'm a security expert, remember?" "What's this?" "I told you ranking was here." "Yeah, but, patrice, you never told me that this-- [doorbell rings]" "Go get the door, would you?" "Son of a bitch." "Nelson, this is serious." "Don't do anything funny." "Oh, he's not going to do anything." "Are you, Nelson?" "Take her out to the car." "I'll be out in a minute." "Well, well." "What do we have here?" "Fragile things, aren't they?" "[Tosses tape to ground]" "Found a pocketknife at the scene of our last little bank robbery." "A pocketknife with a nice, clear fingerprint on it." "Can you guess whose fingerprint it was?" "Let me give you a hint." "You're under arrest for suspicion of bank robbery." "Oh..." "Unless you'd like to resist." "You would like to resist, wouldn't you?" "Yeah." "You want to resist, Nelson." "Potter!" "Kiss your sorry ass goodbye." "Whoo!" "Yee-ha!" "You scumbag." "[Dog barking]" "Nice dog." "Nice dog!" "Heel." "Heel." "Heel." "Heel." "Hey!" "Aah!" "Oh..." "Ooh!" "[Siren]" "[Siren approaching]" "That's for trying to kill me." "This is for patrice." "What are you buttheads laughing at?" "We got a suspect out there." "Get going!" "Give me my pants!" "Well, move it!" "They're all scumbags." "And yet another daring robbery within a 50-mile radius of Tucson brings the total to four that appear to be connected to a mysterious gang, who use both brains and stealth to take down even the most secure vaults." "The police have told our reporters that they're not sure of the total losses because the owners of the safe-deposit boxes are still gathering insurance information." "Hey!" "I can't believe they're out of floss at the prison store." "What am I supposed to do after dinner?" "We're having corn on the cob." "Look at this." "What's that look like?" "It's a backgammon game." "The picture." "That's a bank robbery, except that all the cash is still on the shelves." "Exactly." "I got to get in touch with Nelson." "He might be here any time." "Nelson Potter is wanted at this hour for questioning by the FBI." "Agent ranking, special investigator in charge of the robbery task force, has confirmed that Potter is considered armed and dangerous and, if spotted, should not be engaged in any manner." "Tina naughton, k.O.L.D. News center 13." "Armed and dangerous, my butt." "Something stinks, and my son stepped right in it." "Look, I got to find him, Tony." "The only way I can do that is with your help." "[Sam] What do you give it?" "[Tony] Thumbs down." "Yeah." "Yeah, thumbs down." "Thumbs down." "Down, down." "I thought the dramatic subtext in tonight's movie was flawed." "Absolutely." "Breasts have always been a symbol of the classic male dilemma-- do I eat or have sex?" "The director didn't convey that properly at all." "Sergeant Peterson is wanted in infirmary." "Sergeant Peterson, infirmary, please." "I'll be back." "What do you think this is, a hotel?" "Do like I tell you." "Nobody will miss me." "They will if you're not back by morning roll call..." "In, uh, uh--uh-- nine." "Nine hours from now." "I'll be here." "Uhh!" "Uh!" "[Hinges squeak]" "[Whistling]" "You sure about this, Sam?" "You've only got five months." "You could get another five years in a real prison." "Nelson needs me." "Where's the gun, Nelson?" "It's in the bedroom." "[Thump]" "Freeze!" "I know you can't tell in the dark, but this is a full-spray 12-gauge pump and I know how to use it." "I said freeze!" "No más!" "No más." "Wait a minute." "You're Nelson's father, aren't you?" "You just turned me into his mother." "Patrice." "Nelson always did have good taste in partners." "What are you doing out of prison?" "Who, me?" "You broke out, didn't you?" "Do you realize how stupid that was?" "You only had five months to go." "It's a federal offense." "Do you realize that?" "Nelson's wonderful life example." "No wonder he is like he is." "She looks like a model, kicks butt like Lily, and sounds like Nelson's mom." "Will you marry me?" "Can also see where he got his charm." "Why, thank you." "Um, where is Nelson?" "I don't know." "What are you doing here?" "Nelson had a prowler the other night." "I wanted to prove the knife was stolen." "Pardon me?" "What knife?" "It's a long story, o.K.?" "My Jeep is out front." "Let's get out of here." "Yeah." "Sure." "[Starts engine]" "Mmm." "I sure did miss this grease." "Want a bite?" "No, thanks." "Go ahead." "No, no, no, really." "Starch, cholesterol, and fat." "Put hair on your chest." "With everything against him, it's no wonder Nelson ran." "The question is, how do we find him?" "[Telephone rings]" "Hello?" "Patrice." "Patrice, it's me." "It's Nelson." "I'm a few doors down from this place." "It's called grime-busters laundromat." "I'm on 10th." "Listen, sweetie, I'm giving myself up, all right?" "I need someone to go with me, though." "I don't need ranking putting warning shots in my head." "He's giving himself up." "Wherever you are, you stay there." "Pop?" "What are you doing out of jail?" "I'll tell you later." "Where's Potter?" "Sam's in the bathroom." "Yeah, right." "He's got diarrhea from dinner." "Good idea." "Check on him later." "Ahh." "Hee hee hee hee!" "The daughter I always wanted." "Shh, pop." "I'm incognito." "You're incog-something." "Yeah, yeah." "What are you doing here?" "As long as I'm back before roll call, everything will be fine." "Can we go now?" "We'll drop your father off at prison." "Maybe they have a night depository." "It's a joke, wasn't it?" "You told me she had no sense of humor." "She doesn't." "That was a joke." "Are you two done?" "I want to ask Nelson something before I forget again." "Remember when we made up those gags?" "Did you ever tell Lily about that treasury deal gag?" "No." "No, but that's it." "That's it, pop." "That's got to be it." "What?" "What?" "Please." "Banks turn in old cash, damaged cash to the treasury." "The treasury replaces it with brand-new currency." "If you were a counterfeiter and wanted your phony money to get to the biggest number of people without being checked..." "Break into a bank, substitute the funny money." "And nobody checks the treasury's currency." "It's from the treasury." "It's got to be good." "That's pretty clever." "Thank you." "Thank you." "[Door opens]" "Well, well, well." "Sam, what a pleasant surprise." "And what do we have here?" "Looks like a scumbag reunion to me." "And just where do you think you're going?" "Huh, Sam?" "Want to get downwind of you." "Good one, pop." "Shut up, butthead." "No." "Nelson." "Stay here and face this." "Pop, maybe we should try to find the next bank." "Time's running out." "This gag's only got a short life span." "I don't know then." "Maybe I should give up and you should go back to prison." "Maybe that's the best thing." "What?" "Give up?" "Will you quit thinking like some middle-class doofus?" "Who's going to believe us about this counterfeit thing?" "The gang's going to disappear." "You'll be left holding the bag." "Besides, we're Potters." "We don't quit." "Fast getaways-- that's our specialty." "Yeah, I know, pop." "You know, if you think about it, all we really need is the delivery list from the treasury." "That'd do it." "What are you doing?" "You know, pop..." "Pop, patrice's computer is at the house, right?" "It's hooked right into the police department's database." "Huh?" "Now, that's my boy." ""Give up."" "Ought to give you a noogie." "Noogie, noogie." "Pop, I'm driving here!" "Just like old times." "Yeah, it is." "This is great, pop." "This is what it used to be like when we used to go camping, remember?" "We never went camping, Nelson." "We were bank robbers." "Oh, yeah." "This is what it would have been like if we would have went camping." "Did you miss that stuff?" "You know, boy scouts, fishing trips, normal stuff?" "No." "No, I didn't." "I turned out o.K., didn't I, pop?" "Yeah." "Yeah, you did." "Thanks." "What did you do?" "Mexican food." "It does me wrong." "That's why we never went camping." "Yeah." "Phew." "Something died." "Sorry, pop." "Ooh!" "Surprising, they didn't charge you with anything." "They still might, according to ranking." "Nelson say anything?" "Something about counterfeiters replacing cash in banks." "What?" "Replacing what cash?" "I don't know." "It just sounded right at the time." "Now it just sounds dumb." "Let's go get in my car." "Hmm." "Where'd you get these?" "Patrice has got a survival kit in the Jeep." "If the world comes to an end right now, right here, we're covered." "Smart girl." "Yeah, yeah." "Look, what if it's not this bank?" "Nelson..." "Both of us go to jail for a long time." "Oh..." "Hello, Lily." "How you been?" "Ha ha!" "Down." "Down." "Down." "She's coming." "[Telephone rings]" "[Ring]" "Hello?" "Nelson." "Are you o.K.?" "Yeah." "They didn't charge me with anything." "Where are you?" "Me and pop got them surrounded." "You'll see us on the 11:00 news." "Nelson, please, no more cops and robbers." "Tell me where you are so mira and I can come and get you." "God, I hate it when he does that." "It was a wrong number." "That's a good thing you did, son, keeping her out of it." "Where is he?" "He's got them surrounded." "Does your car have a lo-Jack?" "Of course." "I'm a security expert." "I got a friend on the Tucson police department." "Hi." "It's mira." "I need a favor." "No questions, o.K.?" "A lo-Jack trace." "Pop, when do we call the cops?" "How about never?" "Oh, this is going to hurt." "Sam." "Knock it off, Lily." "You want some, too, Nelson?" "You do, and I'll shove those fake tits right up into your throat." "Fake?" "Fake, my ass." "Yeah." "Maybe that, too." "Ladies, ladies, peace." "Be friends." "Is little Nelson going to protect his girlfriend like he did with the FBI agent?" "You did what?" "They're ready." "Aah!" "All right!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Come on." "Come on, move!" "Come on." "Come on." "Get on the floor." "Get on the floor." "Listen up." "The generator's going to replace the city's power, but the alarms are going to be cut from the inside." "Then mira will show up and make sure nobody from the cops or the bank comes inside." "That's pretty clever." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Yeah." "We thought about it." "So much brains and talent..." "And so little common sense." "Ha ha ha ha." "Better watch her, buddy." "She's got a way of coming back at you..." "Like a bad tuna sandwich." "I thought tuna fish was your favorite." "[Lily] Just sit back and relax." "We have a few hours." "Pop, pop, you all right?" "Yeah." "[Bruno] Tie her up." "Tell everybody five minutes." "Perfect." "How you doing?" "Frank mira, bankers security insurance." "Everything's under control." "Thanks." "[Softly counting]" "My butt fell asleep." "Yeah, mine, too." "Shh!" "Hey, eat me, Bruno." "All right, Bruno, I'm shushing." "I'm shushing." "How can you laugh at a time like this?" "I do have a sense of humor." "I know." "I know." "I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier how much I liked it." "I hope it's not too late or anything, but..." "I don't want you to leave the company." "It takes imminent death for you to appreciate a person." "You know something, Nelson?" "You know what your main problem" "your problem is that..." "Well, you haven't done that nearly enough." "Well, I never thought I had a chance with you." "Are you serious?" "Shh!" "Oh, eat us, Bruno." "Let 'em make as much noise as they want." "We're all clear!" "Um..." "Could we stand up maybe?" "Slowly..." "Very slowly." "You know, Lily," "I think my dad has a, uh, concussion." "He won't feel a thing after that nitro blows up." "Mira, that was not in the original plan." "A slight modification." "You all die here, and it looks like you messed up with the acetylene tanks, a sad ending to a brilliant bank-robbing team." "Put that cash in my car." "Hurry." "Let's go." "Damiano, you're going to blow us all up!" "Move them into the vault." "Easy." "On the shelf." "Over there." "Come on." "Let's go." "Let's go." "We got two minutes." "Let's move it." "Come on." "Bruno, two minutes." "Let's go." "Out." "Come on." "[Beeping]" "Watch it!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Lily!" "[Alarm ringing]" "Lily!" "It's not my fault!" "I shut down the alarm!" "That goddamn fire alarm!" "Go!" "Go!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Go!" "Pop?" "Pop?" "Aah!" "Shut up!" "Don't be funny." "Come on." "Let's go." "Pop." "Come on." "Pop." "Pop." "Hmm?" "Hi, Nelson." "Come on." "What's up?" "Untie me." "Oh, sure." "Yeah." "How come everything looks like a bad porno movie?" "Snap out of it." "Let's go." "Lily!" "Let's get out of here." "Let's go." "I'll drive." "You sure?" "Is a pig's ass pork?" "All right?" "Yeah." "Pop?" "Yeah?" "I'm still a little fuzzy." "Maybe you should drive." "I'll disconnect it." "Good idea." "You all right?" "Yeah." "Easy, pop." "Easy." "You in?" "Yeah." "Pull it off, pop!" "Thanks for your concern, Nelson!" "Take it easy, will you?" "Aah!" "Yeah." "I smell scumbag!" "It's Potter roundup time." "Keep this thing straight." "Move it!" "[Tires squeal]" "Aah!" "Let me out of here!" "Follow the trailer!" "Shut her up!" "Let me out!" "Pop, get down!" "How you doing, Sam?" "Here, ranking!" "Put that where the sun don't shine!" "Go ahead!" "You greasy-haired fool!" "You sorry shit!" "Aah!" "Thanks, pop!" "Oh, lord!" "Oh, lord!" "Aah!" "Oh, lord!" "Say your prayers, Potter!" "Patrice!" "What?" "Yes!" "Patrice!" "Nelson!" "No!" "Stay back!" "Over there." "Closer!" "Move it!" "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "Halt!" "Aw..." "Shit!" "Get this thing moving!" "Hyah!" "Patrice!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Let go of me!" "Lily!" "Lily!" "It's payday." "Nelson..." "Nelson, are you o.K.?" "Any serious damage?" "Uh-uh." "We got to find pop, get him back to jail." "Pop!" "Oh, my god." "Pop!" "Pop!" "Didn't anybody ever teach you personal hygiene?" "Pop!" "Pop!" "Pop, you gotta go right now." "All right-- I love you, boy." "Take good care of her!" "I will." "Go, pop!" "Go!" "Go!" "Whoo!" "Ha ha!" "Yee-ha!" "[Sirens]" "Oh, shit." "He's been in there all night!" "You don't have to check on him!" "Oh." "Sorry, Sam." "No problem, eustus." "You o.K. Then?" "Mexican food." "Yeah." "O.K., well..." "You relax, take your time, come to breakfast when you feel like it." "Thank you." "Come on, bash." "Give him some peace, for crap's sake!" "I made a joke." "Get it?" "For crap's sake!" "Ha ha ha ha." "Timing is everything." "Hee hee hee hee hee." "Tire stores are expensive to open..." "And old habits are hard to break." "Everything looks so quiet." "Do you think he made it o.K.?" "I hope so." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Pop made it o.K." "Soon I'm going to need a new business partner." "You still want me to leave the business?" "I don't want you to leave the business." "I know you don't believe in mixing..." "Business relationships with romantic ones." "Wait a minute." "What?" "Did I hear Lily right?" "Did you go after ranking for me?" "Yes, milady, I did." "Nelson, do you know how irresponsible that was?" "Why did you do something like that?" ""Why" is the wrong question to ask me right now." "What?" "Exactly." "What do you say about me and you, huh?" "I say, mmm..." "I'll think about it." "O.K." "Maybe." "O.K." "If your dad makes it o.K., then we'll talk." "Look." "Peace, pop." "Dad's going to be fine." "Us Potters are famous for our fast getaways." "Do you know that?" "Buckle up." "We're out of here."