"Hi." "Welcome to this Suicide Girls Guide to Living." "I'm Rambo, and I'm here with some of my fellow Suicide Girls." "Friskie, Chloe," "Radeo, and Rigel, our model coordinator." "And over the next hour and a half we're gonna teach you 1 3 essential life lessons." "Everything from how to roll a joint to how to kill a vampire." "Some of you may know us for our world famous website suicidegirls. com." "Maybe you've seen our first two movies, the First Tour or the Italian Villa." "Or you have something from our clothing line." "For those of you who are unfamiliar with us, we've created a little educational primer to get you up to speed." "Check it out." "Everywhere you look, the same kind of beautiful's been shoved down your throat from every direction." "Magazines, movies, television, and TMZ show only the same photocopy versions, the same supposed hot chick over and over again." "That's them." "This is us." "Fed up with their tired and predictable definition of beauty, we Suicide Girls are dedicated to celebrate an amazing and sexy woman that failed to fit in society's mold." "We do not strive to be like everyone else, but people said it made us strange or weird or screwed up." "Shut up!" "We think it's what makes us beautiful." "Together, we make up the sexiest, most dangerous global sorority of beautiful pinup girls that has every existed." "Now that you're a Suicide Girls expert, we're gonna go straight into our first lesson, which is how to cast a love spell taught by Fractal, who is very spooky and witchy and Gothic, so she's the perfect girl to teach us this set." "It's a great lesson to know, because sometimes if your natural assets aren't working, you can look for help on the other side." "So, let's learn our first lesson !" "Take 25." "My tattoo." "Looks insane though." "I'm Bambu. I've been a Suicide Girl for about a month now." "[heavy metal music] lt took me about three years to get the balls to do it, and I'm so glad I did." "'Cause it's hard to find places that will accept you as a model with tattoos." "Many times people look at me and like, "You're not what we're looking for. "" "Or something like that." "I don't really enjoy talking about them too much 'cause I get that all the time." "Like in a bar, "Oh, you know, nice tats. "" "And they expect you to tell your life story and why you have every single one." "But I will share it with you." "My first one is on my back and I actually hate it." "That's the next thing to get covered up." "But it's a fairy 'cause I'm kind of a fairy." "Yeah, that really hurt." "When people tell me tattoos don't hurt, they lie." "My next tattoo was actually a M ichael Jackson tattoo." "But it's now covered up because I get too many little boy jokes." "But I love Michael Jackson." "I'm obsessed with the tattoo." "It's horrible." "There's a little bit where you probably can't even see it." "It's literally like a cartoon." "A guy doing this." "It's pretty bad." "The jokes about it where pretty bad, too." ""Where's the little boy next to it?" "Where's the piece?" "I just got this little leopard print on my neck." "It's actually the first tattoo I got really drunk for because I was not really liking how that felt." "On my head too it was really very, very painful, but it's my favorite. I love it." "And then my face it was actually a really bold statement and kinda freaks people out, and I like that shock value." "I was having a really bad couple of weeks, one thing after another." "Like horrible. lt was like, I'm jumping out of an airplane or I'm cutting off my pinkie or something, so I decided to get my face tattooed." "My face and my head definitely changes the way people treat me." "I teach dance." "I can't even tell you how many times I walk into a job, and I try to cover up and turn down a little bit, but there's no turning back." "They always kinda give me a look and then I'll talk and speak, and they'll watch me teach." "The kids love it." "They really love how colorful I am. " N ice tattoo. " They love it." "But it's always the owner of places that are, you know, they're a little held back, they don't really want to say, you know, their parents are gonna freak out." "And then they get to know me and they realize it's really not a big deal, it's not a big thing." "It's who I am." "And I just like being colorful." "Really." "And hopefully opens their minds a little bit, too, 'cause dance is an art, you know, so why not to look artful?" "You know." "You know!" "Welcome back to the Suicide Girls Guide to Living." "I am Rambo, and that was Fractal teaching us the love spell." "That was so sexy." "So hot." "Yeah, she's so hot." "The next set we are going to see is how to do the sun salutation taught by James." "She is a lifelong devotee of yoga." "She even went to I ndia for six weeks to study." "And so she came and taught us all how to do it." "Bambu, Zoli, Posh, myself and James, we spent some time in a freezing cold warehouse, topless, no shoes." "U m, but it was totally worth it." "So, let's check it out." "Thank you, Rambo." "So, I'm gonna show you guys how to do some yoga." "And I have my trustee assistants." "Zoli, Bambu, Posh, and Rambo." "Prime conditions for good yoga, an empty warehouse full of cameras and cold." "Actually not." "It's really not how you should do yoga." "But this is how we had it today, so this is what we're gonna do." "So let's go." "You wanna start with your hands in prayer position right between your boobs." "Yep." "That's what I said." "Stretch up, arms over your head." "Keep breathing." "Feel the stretch." "Bend at the waist and put your hands to the floor." "If you can't get your hands all the way to the floor, it's cool." "Don't stress it." "When you're doing naked yoga, make sure your friends are all taking pictures of you, because, you know, that's just what you do if you're a Suicide Girl." "You bring your right leg back and look up." "Keep your hands on the floor." "And it's like a lunge position." "It feels really good when you get the good stretch." "You're gonna bring your left foot back to meet your right foot." "You'll be in plank position." "You wanna be kinda straight." "Keep your stomach muscles tightened, and your hips and your back all in one line." "You can lower down to the floor." "Put your knees, your chest and your chin on the floor." "It's pretty sexy." "Look up." "Keep your hands on the floor where your shoulders were." "And get that good stretch." "Make sure you squish the boobs whenever you can." "So, downward facing dog's pretty normal, pretty basic." "Everybody knows it." "Put your feet like hip-distance apart, and put your hands about where your shoulders are." "It feels really good to keep it and hold it for a long time if you want to." "Nice good stretch on your legs and arms." "Coming out of the lunge." "Bend at the waist." "Bring your head kinda to your knees." "It's okay if you can't bend all the way." "J ust as far as you can get." "Bend at the waist on the way up." "Make sure you support your back." "Keep your arms over your head." "You can put them in the prayer position over your head." "And bring your hands back to the prayer position, right in between the boobs." "The most important thing to remember when you're doing yoga is to breathe." "The last and final step of Suicide Girls yoga is to take off as many clothes as possible." "Naked yoga is always the best." "Also, get as many girl friends with you as possible because it's always a party when there's naked yoga." "Don't forget to breathe, even when you're naked." "To the average person, the sun salutation doesn't look like a lot of hard work, but it's a really great workout." "You can do about ten repetitions of it." "Make sure you do the right and left side." "It's a really great workout." "You can do it anywhere." "You can do it at home." "And it's a good time." "U h, this warehouse was fucking freezing." "It was really cold, and it took a long time to do the yoga shots." "But it was good." "It was a fun time." "Definitely a good story." "How many people can really say, "Hey, did a bunch of yoga and naked in a warehouse in Vegas with my friends while they filmed it"?" "Now it's all on D VD and you can buy it." "Make sure you give your best friend a high five." "And there you go." "[laughs]" "H i. l'm James Suicide." "I've been a Suicide Girl since 2004." "I'm gonna talk to you about my tattoos." "A lot of people ask me how many tattoos I have." "And I can't really tell you anymore." "The first tattoo I got was on my back." "It since been changed, but after that I just kinda kept going." "And now when I look down at myself, I don't actually see them that much." "They're just kinda normal to me." "My first big piece was the sleeve." "It's all tiny little pieces from this one painter." "I picked all my favorite pieces from his paintings, and I just went ahead and put them all there." "I have on my leg a milk carton that says "bad choice" on it." "And it started as a reference to the movie Anchorman, because there's a scene where Ron Burgundy is drinking milk in summer and he says milk was a bad choice." "It has nothing to do with anything and it's really funny." "So, I wanted to get an Anchorman tattoo, so I ended up getting that." "And then I realized, before I actually got it, that it also double as a vegan tattoo because I'm vegan, which means I don't eat any dairy." "I think that's the tattoo that's gotten the most attention since being on Suicide Girls." "I would say my most recognizable tattoo is the tattoo on my chest of the moth." "A lot of people recognize me because of it." "A lot of people say, "Yeah, she's the girl with the tattoo of the moth on her chest. "" "'Cause you can always see it." "And I got it about four or five years ago now." "And I kinda wanted an alternative to a butterfly, but I wanted to do something a little darker." "So I did the moth." "And it has thread around the body, and the wings are torn but sewn together, because I wanted it to represent learning from your mistakes and being able to keep going and know you've made mistakes." "People always say, "Oh, my God, what are you gonna do when you're 80?"" "But, uh, I'm just gonna be just as wrinkled as you when I'm 80, and I'm gonna be more interesting." "[heavy metal music]" "So, what do you guys think of the yoga set?" "Damn I" "That's some hot yoga." "Sign me up for that class." "Yeah." "So now you guys have learned how to cast a love spell and how to do the sun salutation in yoga." "How to make your own fight club is next." "That was actually shot in the same warehouse which was absolutely fucking freezing." "So cold, freezing." "Everybody else wore winter jackets." "We're topless and barefoot." "What about Pam?" "That greased us up." "It made us look hot." "The only thing about the cold was" "Headlights!" "Sexy boobsl" "So are you guys ready to check it out?" "All right." "How to start your own fight club." "[girls shouting]" "[no audible shouting]" "[shouting] [cheering]" "[no audio] I'm Evette Suicide." "I've been on Suicide Girls since, uh, 2006." "None of my tattoos really mean anything." "I get asked all the time what my tattoos mean." "Nothing." "My first tattoo I ever got was this beauty." "[laughs] I got it underaged with, like, a note from my mom, which I very much regret now." "I've never finished it." "I really wanna cover it, but I'm kinda friend's with the guy that did it, so I feel a little guilty." "I've been working on this sleeve for about two and a half years." "It started with just a half sleeve." "U m, this is a drawing from my favorite artist, uh, Jason Sho Green." "This is the Morton Salt girl which I got just because I'm from Detroit, and that's where the Morton family lived." "I always wanted it." "I got this anchor because anchors are tough and I wish I was tough, so I got an anchor." "These birds on my neck which I stole out of a Hellboy comic." "I have these back seams which are probably other than my ribs like, the most beautiful tattoo I ever got." "When you tattoo the backs of your knees, you cannot control all your functions and you're like just kinda kicking." "You look like a ridiculous person." "When I first started Suicide Girls I had, other than this dragon, I had just a couple of outlines." "You can see I used to just have this outline of this heart, and an outline of M ichigan." "And I'm pretty sure that was it." "It's kinda cool because with a lot of the girls you can see through their sets." "When they start to, like, now." "You can kinda see the progression and evolution of their tattoos which is really interesting for the girls and the members and for yourself." "It's like a back on." "It's kinda nice." "I would like to get more tattoos but it's kind of a big expense." "U m, I really want my shin tattooed." "I really want Optimus Prime." "Also I'm kinda into like the polar bear from Lost, that was also a freaky bear thing." "So, one tattoo I get asked for a lot is, um, I have a 200 on my thumb, which is kind of an embarrassing story." "I did a scavenger hunt a couple of holidays ago around Hollywood." "That was like kind of inappropriate." "Like have sex in this graveyard and make a picture of it." "Like give it a blow job here and take a picture of it." "And so I tried to do the least dirty ones, and I really thought I was gonna win because to get a real tattoo was 200 points." "So, that's where that came from, but I came last." "So now I have 200 for no reason." "And that's it." "Fight club, wow, you we pretty tough, guys." "Yes, super tough." "Specially you." "You saw my mean face." "So we had Evette and Blaze with their first fight, and they're all lean and tough." "Then it was JoeLeigh and Bunne." "Man, she got her ass kicked !" "That was hard core." "We didn't put the rules in because you know what's a fight club." "So, we're gonna move on and teach you how to win a pillow fight, which is me and Radeo and Marianne." "Now, I didn't want to be involved in a pillow fight." "I was reading my beautiful Suicide Girl's book and just hanging out trying to get some down time." "These assholes come up and hit me right in the face." "Let's check that out." "You guys stand up and just kinda like fight each other and grab each other's shirts." "Okay." "My name's Radeo Suicide." "And I've been a Suicide Girl since April 08." "My first tattoo was my toe on my foot." "It's my least favorite." "I just picked it off the wall, so." "My second tattoo was my whole back." "It took nine hours total. lt was two four-hour sessions." "And then it wasn't shaped correctly, so I added another hour or two to shape the bottom." "It was probably my most painful tattoo, too." "My most recent tattoo is my phonograph that I actually got because of Suicide Girls." "My alias homicide is Radeo." "My hobbies are like, I like old-school cars." "I have a 66 Bel Air at home." "U m, I really, like, Doo-Wop. I'm not really into mainstream music or anything like that." "So, I wanted an old school radio." "U m, also the clock on the phonograph." "It's at 4..30." "And that's one of my first set got accepted." "My future plans for tattoos is I'm actually gonna get my throat and my neck." "There was a lyric from a Johnny Cash song called Walk the Line." "And it's, "The taste of love is sweet when hearts like ours meet. "" "I wanted something more intricate than just like lyrics on my chest." "So, what I'm actually planning doing this in about two weeks it's a honeycomb heart with honey dripping down on it." "And there's a queen and a king bee." "And all fit all the way up my throat." "Right here." "It wraps all the way back." "I'm so excited." "I've been carrying this sketch around for probably two weeks now showing it and showing it off." "Really excited about it." "I think my favorite tattoo that describes me is my hopeless romantic knuckles." "I got my knuckles done before I got my arm done." "That's usually not the case." "Usually people fill up their arms and have sleeves." "They're definitely my favorite even though it's probably my smallest tattoo that I have." "I think you should go big or go home." "H i. l'm Radeo Suicide, and this is Suicide Girls Guide to Living." "And that was how to win a pillow fight." "Which Rigel definitely learned the hard way how to lose the pillow fight." "You're an asshole." "You kinda grabbed my hair and slammed me on the bed." "It started really cute and then I was like" "Pull your hair." "Rough you up a little bit." "I play by the rules." "That's tough love." "Tough love." "And then also that was, um, me talking about my tattoos." "That was shot a few months ago, and I recently got my throat done." "Now that's my most painful tattoo." "Not my back anymore." "It's finished." "It is really pretty." "Thank you." "And you guys just learned how to win a pillow fight." "And now we're gonna go on how to cure a hangover with Sash and Mantis." "I think all of us would know how to cure a good hangover." "I think we've all been there." "But mainly we decided to do this to see Sash in a maid's outfit." "Let's take a look." "[The Flies sing The Temptress]" "My name is Lyxzen, and I've been a Suicide Girl since 2005." "I've a lot of tattoos." "I'm old enough to get them." "I just look like I'm not." "[laughs]" "So, the tattoo I'd say I get the most questions about is my texted sleeve." "I had questions raging from, is it a recipe?" "To, is it instructions on how to crash a plane?" "U m, it's song lyrics, a whole bunch of them, and this is from an album cover." "I love unfinished tattoos as well." "This sleeve's unfinished." "My Price is Right tattoo is unfinished, my lower back piece, and my chest piece, of course." "Always a work in progress." "I have started so many tattoos, and before they're finished, started other ones because I'm just impatient." "I have tattoo AD D maybe. I don't know." "I just get impatient, I don't know." "Future plans for tattoos, oh, my gosh, they're never ending." "I've got this chickadee that's in progress right now, and I'm getting a cardinal over here." "That's how I'm gonna tie together a whole bunch of birds." "I've gotta finish this sleeve." "Add the background colors." "I've gotta finish my back piece." "It's gonna be all cartoon characters." "Space Ghost." "And my legs, look at all this." "There's so much left." "I'm gonna be filling up my legs here with more lyrics, because I have a list of lyrics that I want tattooed on me." "A lot of people treat me differently now that I've got a lot of tattoos." "Ranging from obnoxious questions about, what am I gonna do when I'm older?" "What am I gonna do when I don't like these bands anymore?" "Honestly, it's life." "It marks a point in my life that I was really into these tattoos, these bands, these lyrics more importantly." "The theme about honesty, I don't think I'm gonna outgrow that." "A lot of people hit on me in bars, thinking I'm a bad girl." "U m, that I'm dirty and naughty and raunchy." "Something a little bit different from what they might be used to." "I'm a perfect prude, honestly." "Strange place for me to be on Suicide Girls, but" "Hey, welcome back." "I'm Rigel." "And we just learned how to cure a hangover with Sash and Mantis." "And it works, right?" "Yeah." "The cucumbers, the boobs, the whole thing." "Cure any ailment, really." "So now we're gonna learn how to properly prepare absinthe." "And this set features three of our most popular Suicide Girls." "First we have Posh." "She's kinda of a, she's kind of a geek and she holds down the fort for all of us geek Suicide Girls." "She's into Doctor Who, she's into sci fi, and she posts on Digg all the time." "Then we have Naya, and she's adorable." "And got those big brown eyes." "She's got her own little shop." "They sell books, and little sweets and pastries and stuff." "And then we have Zoli." "She is a bad ass, hot lesbian bombshell." "So, let's check out how to properly prepare absinthe." "[Ten City Nation sing TD K 90]" "Clap, clap, clap." "Thank you." "Avoid the red." "[voices overlap] [laughter] I am Rigel. I'm the model coordinator for Suicide Girls." "And I've been in Suicide Girls since 2006." "Probably there are 2, 000 girls that are Suicide Girls, and I work with all of them, and thousands more that wanna be Suicide Girls." "U m, I don't really like to talk about why I got a lot of tattoos, but I do like to lie about it." "So, I have a sleeve of birds." "When anybody asks me why, I like to tell them that because the first ballet I was ever in was Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. I was too short to be a dwarf and I had to be a bird." "That's what I like to tell people about my bird tattoos." "Kind of embarrassing." "I never thought that I would get big tattoos or anything in color." "And I met my artist, and now I have sleeves." "I remember three years ago when I was getting the backs of my legs tattooed, which are not even big tattoos," "Rigel came with me and gave a two-hour, well, not, but a big long lecture on how I would regret those in my old age." "And I should never get a big tattoo." "And I swear to God the next month she came into work with a half sleeve." "That's my whole story." "It was just funny." "I'm gonna go now." "It kinda bothers me when people ask me about my tattoos and why I chose to get certain things, where, and" "Because, first of all, I think that's personal." "And second of all, maybe I got them 'cause they were cool." "My parents are really not that into my tattoos." "But about a year ago, they were like," ""Well, I think tattoos are gross and dirty and for sailors." "But yours are really beautiful." "They're works of art." "So we're more accepting. " But every time I get a tattoo, Mom's like," ""Again?" "What could you possibly get?"" "I'm like, there's a lot left to cover." "H i." "Welcome back." "I'm Rambo." "And that was how to prepare absinthe with Zoli, Naya and Posh." "Don't they look beautiful?" "Yeah." "Absinthe is a pretty strong stuff." "U m, next we're going to learn how to ditch a wedding." "I have never been married before, but apparently I know how to ditch a wedding very well." "I convinced everybody let me do this set 'cause I thought I look great in a dress." "It was actually really, really fun." "We got to stay at the Hard Rock Hotel." "If you guys ever go to Vegas, you should definitely stay there." "They were so nice." "They put us up." "Then we filmed the set running through the casino." "So many people that was round would say, "Oh, congratulations. "" "It was hilarious." "So I just went along with it." "We had a really, really good time." "This is how to ditch a wedding." "[Cheba-Ken sings What do we do now?" "]" "Squeeze it in." "Yeah, that was so fun." "So cute." "You get the hell out of there." "Oh, Kiefer." "H i. l'm Kiefer Suicide." "And I became a Suicide Girl probably about six months ago." "Have a few tattoos." "This is my first tattoo. lt means faith." "I think they threw an extra symbol in there, but that's okay because it looks like a smiley face." "Maybe some day I'll get it covered up." "Probably not." "This one was my souvenir from my trip to L.A." "Most of the tattoos on this arm were done in Pittsburgh at Cyclops Tattoo in the south side." "Works with skulls." "So I got a sugar skull." "This swan is a fresh cover up that I just had done." "It's actually from the painting by Mariella Garcia." "This whole sleeve is gonna be like a piece that she did." "And then the lower half is gonna be another piece that she did with a woman riding on a white, um, a white swan down here crying." "It's really morbid looking. it's good stuff." "I don't wanna give it away." "I don't wanna totally get my idea away." "I'm a secret tattoo girl, you know." "My fascination for skulls and blood and gore is because I'm a freak." "Here's an eye right here." "This is a Buddhist love knot." "And this one on my lower back, " l am what I am. "" "U m, everyone thinks that it's for Popeye." "It's totally not for fucking Popeye." "I have no idea why anyone would think that I, you know, I'm a big Popeye fan, but I'm truly not." "And then I have my swallow right here." "I have a lot of plans for this guy right here." "I plan to like shoot him with an arrow." "And then I want the blood to run down my side." "And I want to be like really realistic looking." "[no audio]" "Welcome back." "That was Kiefer." "Now Kiefer is gonna be showing us how to roll a joint in a couple of segments coming up." "And believe me, Kiefer really knows her reefer." "But now we're gonna go onto Ajilee." "Now, um, it's like, you know, I was makeup artist for this awesome gig." "And part of my job was to cover up some bruises, like hand marks and slap marks." "And bite marks, too." "And needless to say, Ajilee just got a brand new boyfriend, and, um, I hope to get that kind of love into." "So, here we go on how to fake an orgasm." "That's how you fake and orgasm, bitches." "[girls laugh]" "H i. l'm Chloe Suicide." "It's gotten so much more popular in the last couple of decades, that now it's a fashion thing." "It's cool." "But I think originally tattoos just meant I'm tough." "And I have this lifestyle that other people don't understand, and like" "And I'm gonna sound like a total dick right now, but there's a lot of questions that people always ask." "Same fucking question." "N umber one." "Don't ask me if they fucking hurt." "Stranger walking." "" Does that hurt?" Yes. lt hurt." "N umber two." "How many tattoos do you have?" "I don't know." "is this one?" "is this whole thing one?" "Do I count each drop?" "I don't fucking know." "Three." "Where do you get your work done?" "Why?" "You want me to write it down?" "Are you going to go there and get some work done today?" "Probably not." "Four. I guess it's not so much a question, but when somebody that I don't know comes up to me and says," ""Oh, I've gotta get an eagle shitting on top of a tree." "And with a lizard coming out. i'm gonna get my butt. "" "I don't give a fuck what you're gonna get." "I don't know you." "I don't care what you had for breakfast." "I don't give a shit what your underwear looks like, and I don't care what tattoo you're planning on getting." "Next time you see a hot tattooed chick anywhere and you feel like starting a conversation with her asking her about her tattoos, don't." "Jeez, Chloe, kinda rude." "No, I'm just being honest." "Tell us when you wanna see their fucking tattoos or what they had for fucking breakfast." "I don't tell people, I'm just telling everyone what's happening in my head." "[laughter]" "Finally she speaks what she's thinking this whole time." "U m, we're gonna go into the how to roll a joint set with Kiefer, Lanie, Radeo and myself." "Which I think every girl should know how to do." "U h, roll a proper joint." "We're gonna check out Kiefer's page on Suicide Girls." "She's just the cutest ever." "This is her profile and a bunch of her sets." "This is one of the more recent ones she did with Cherry while we were in Vegas on her shoot." "So, if you guys are ready to get silly, let's check out how to roll a joint." "Rolling a fatty." "Take one." "[Goldishack Gerrillas sing "Bulldozer"]" "Oh." "Hey." "Welcome back." "[girls laugh]" "She's gonna teach you how to kill a vampire." "Ooh !" "Contact high." "U m, hi." "We're gonna teach you how to kill a vampire now." "[Pigface sings Mercenary]" "Welcome back." "I'm Rigel." "And you're watching the Suicide Girls Guide to Living." "I was just checking my email because, as I said before, I'm the model coordinator for Suicide Girls." "All the girls that wanna be Suicide Girls, are going to the process and trying to figure it out, they come to me." "What is the process of becoming a Suicide Girl?" "We should explain it." "Good idea." "Let's show everybody." "You go to suicidegirls. com." "Gonna click on Model at the top of the page." "At the bottom of the page is the application." "You're gonna give us your first and last name, your email address to get in touch with you, phone number, your address, your birthday." "You're gonna tell us why you wanna be a Suicide Girl." "You're gonna upload a couple of pictures." "Then you wanna click Apply." "Once you submit your application, it goes to me." "I'm gonna either accept it or decline it." "Hopefully I accept it." "If you have any questions, you should totally check our FA Q." "I n this box where it says Need Help, you can click on and check out the FA Q. lt'll bring up tons of questions that are going to help guide you through the application." "We set you up with your Model page in here." "You're gonna see all your info." "You can change your pictures that we see." "And then we need a couple of things from you." "We're gonna need two forms of I D, a model release, a W9 if you live in the U S, a photo set, a photo release, and a profile." "On your Model page, you'll see ten of our favorite sets on the site." "They're good examples of what your photo set should be like." "We list any staff photographers in your area on the bottom of your Model page." "If you wanna work with one to shoot your photo set, just click on Contact and get in touch with them." "Once you shoot your photo set, you send them to us, and we put them in an area of the site called Member Review." "These are all of the girls trying to become Suicide Girls." "Our members give us feedback and if you're a huge hit, you become a Suicide Girl." "All right." "So that's how you become a Suicide Girl." "Probably get back to the movie, so next step is how to tie a tie, and Soya is gonna teach us." "Let's check it out." "This movie involves a lot of bouncing." "[heavy metal music]" "Do you need some help there?" "Sure I do." "Okay." "So this is how you tie a tie." "You gotta make sure your legs are right." "You want the skinny one a little bit shorter." "Over once." "Then over twice." "A loop through near your chin." "And then back through this front little loop." "And that's how you tie a tie." "This goes over here or under, like-- [laughs]" "That looks really good." "I am a handsome man." "Perfect." "Ace." "Thank you for the lesson, Soya." "I think I got it, kind of." "I'm Chloe." "Welcome back." "The lesson that we're teaching you is how to do a striptease." "I'll be the one teaching you this lesson, and the lady that I have the pleasure of lap dancing for us, Vice, who was so fucking hot that my legs were shaking." "But I think I managed to pull it off." "So, let's see." "[whispers] This is some really good footage." "[laughter]" "[The Lost Levels sing Never the First]" "You should know a lot of things before you get a tattoo." "You should know a lot about your artist." "You should look through their portfolio." "Talk to them about pricing." "Make sure that this is an artist that isn't gonna screw you over." "Someone should know before they get a tattoo that you should not get a Chinese symbol." "Or something like picked off the wall." "Something that means something to you, or totally random, but make it your own, original." "Find an artist." "Find someone that you like their work, otherwise you're gonna end up with something you don't like." "Make sure it's good art." "The one I got on my back, I didn't know about good art." "There're amazing artists out there." "I actually drew it and he just slapped it on." "H is name was Tattoo " Fucking" Dave." "And, yeah, just get a really good artist." "And make sure your idea is original." "There doesn't really have to be a reason behind it." "If you can live with it for the rest of your life, then do it." "Totally do it." "Wow." "Chloe." "Oh, my goodness." "That was so hot." "It's a really important life lesson, and I'm definitely gonna do that." "Every woman needs to know how to do a good striptease." "The two of you together make a mind blowing team." "All right." "So, we're on our last lesson, so let's recap what we've learned so far." "First we learned how to cast a love spell." "How to do a sun salutation in yoga." "How to start your own fight club." "How to win a pillow fight." "How to cure a hangover." "How to prepare absinthe." "How to ditch a wedding." "How to fake an orgasm." "How to roll a joint." "How to kill a vampire." "How to tie a tie." "And how to do a striptease." "The last lesson we're gonna teach you is how to get girls to skinny dip in your pool." "This is very important." "You're definitely gonna need it at some point in your life." "Opaque is gonna teach us how to do that." "She is from Ohio." "She's vegan." "She's a super sexy environmentalist." "She's got these beautiful red dreads and piercing blue eyes." "She's definitely the girl you wanna learn this lesson from." "I think we're gonna let us take this out." "So, I'm Rigel." "Rambo." "Radeo." "Chloe." "Friskie." "Thank you for watching our educational movie." "Hopefully you liked it." "Come to suicidegirls. com and send us a message, and tell us what you would like to learn and we'll teach you in our next video." "Bye." "Bye!" "Thanks for watching." "Can you pop the booty out a little bit more?" "You think?" "Yeah." "[Holy Hail sing Cool Town Rock]" "[inaudible] [laughter]" "[Her Space Holiday sing The Telescope]"