"Hey, donna, when we register for our wedding, could we register for a trampoline?" "My mom won't let me have a trampoline." "If I'd known about registering when I married laurie, I would have registered for a wife who wants to have sex with me." "Eric, you know, people only register for stuff that's used in serving, eating and clearing of a meal." "Why is it always about eating?" "Because marriage signifies the end of trying to be attractive." "Man, registering sucks." "I had to register with jackie for her sweet 16." "Longest five months of my life." "Look, all I know is you guys are gonna buy whatever wedding present we tell you, and none of this all-going-in- on-one-gift crap." "Hey, hey, shut it, huh?" "No talk about weddings." "Jackie's on her way over." "She's not here now." "She doesn't have to hear the word "wedding."" "She can sense that it was said." "I wish I could do that." "But not so much with words, but so that I could see through people's clothes." "Look, you two start yapping about your wedding, jackie gets all, "steven, when are we getting married?"" "Then I have to say, "we're not getting married,"" "and she kicks me in my shins." "From the knees down, I'm like a frickin' P.O.W." "No, you have magnificent legs." "I would say W.O.W." "Wow." "May I help... oh, it's you." "Hello, fenton." "You two know each other?" "Yeah, this is the weirdo who sold me your ring." "He's probably worn it more than you, so... maybe she doesn't want to wear it because it's from you." "Well, maybe you need to keep your nose outta my business!" "Trust me, your business is the last place" "I want to put my nose!" "I'm sorry, man." "Me too." "Yeah." "We're here to register for our wedding." "Oh, wonderful." "And I see we're starting with silverware." "Yes, I like this one." "No, eric, the wedding book says we can't pick the first thing we see." "Oh, well, in that case, yeah, the first one, eh." "Second one, whoo-hoo!" "All right." "Let's wrap it up, hit the food court." "Here's a small sampling from our collection-- prestige, exhilaration, and, oh, my personal favorite, brash." "Ooh." "Well, fenton, you may be surprised to learn that your personal favorite is not our personal favorite." "But, anyway, we're done." "No, eric, the wedding book says that we have to look at all the patterns." "Today is just a scouting trip." "Scouting?" "You know, I was asked to resign from the scouts." "Look, it's kind of like... okay, remember before we were together and we dated, like, all those different people before we decided on each other?" "No, not really." "No." "Eric, come on." "This is supposed to be fun." "Okay, look at the groom in this picture." "What is the difference between you and him?" "Um, he's a cartoon?" "No, he is smiling." "Yeah, because he's a cartoon." "Look, these are all the forks I have here." "I'll have to bring the rest up from storage." "I guess I'll need a forklift." "Oh. (Chuckles) whoo." "Oh, I made a funny." "(Laughs) well, it's A... it's a good thing we have all day." "All day?" "Wh" "I'm not spending all day in a department store." "I'm gonna turn into him." "Okay, um, you're not as far away as you think." "Okay, that's it." "I'm going to the sporting goods department." "Hmm, men." "You can't live with 'em... well, you can." "But you have to keep quiet about it." "That 70's show S06E18 Hangin' out" "That 70's show S06E18 down the street"