" Hello, Judge Roy." " Hey, sweetheart." "Can I help you, your honor?" "Yes, Fred." "Her phone number?" "It's Frank." "And she's 19, sir." "That's too bad." "She got a younger sister?" "Go get 'em, Tiger." " If there's anything else you need ..." " We'll call your boss." "Now get the hell out of my face." "Trick to a one-horse town ... being the horse." "Oh!" "That's a little more than we discussed ..." "I trust that won't be a problem." "No, it's no problem." "Just more money, more risk for me," "I'm going to have to adjust my fee." "I'm thinkin' 20%." "15 ... and I won't have you arrested for extortion." "Ah." "Well, you know what they say." "Launderin's a dirty business." "No." "No more." "We gotta talk to Nate." "No more rip deals." "They take too damn long." "That's why they're called "Rip Deals"." "You have to convince them they're getting a deal before you can rip them off." "Two weeks." "Two weeks sleeping in crappy hotels." "Two weeks eating in crappy diners." "Two weeks having my soul sucked dry." "It's 107 degrees." "Who lives where it's 107 degrees?" "Juan's not so bad." "I kinda like this town." "You know, I had to retask two satellites just to get a lousy internet connection." "Took more than an hour to torrent the last episode of Doctor Who." "Hey!" "Illegal downloading's wrong." "How we coming on the breakdown?" "Fake addresses are shut down." "Post office boxes are closed." "The phones are cleared." "Five more minutes, we never existed." "Want me to call the Delgado family, tell them the news?" "Nah." "Soon as I clear county line I want to do it." "I just wish we could do more than bankrupt that corrupt son of a bitch." "What's the matter?" "We gotta get out of here." "I thought that's what we were doing." "What's he waiting for?" "Sir, I'm gonna need you to backup from the counter." " What for?" " Just step back sir." "Put your hands up!" "Easy." "Easy." "Drop the gun!" "Drop it!" "This is a robbery." "I want to hurt anybody but we will if you don't do exactly what we say." "Everyone away from the door, now!" "You've got to be kidding me." "Oh, hell no." "I knew this went too smooth!" "Lock the door!" "Lock it." "You two, out on the floor where we can see you." "Come on!" "Out from behind the counter." "Everyone on the floor!" "Empty all tills." "Put everything in there." "Get out." "Now." "Is he talking to us?" "An unmarked van parked across the street from a bank that's being robbed?" "Yeah." "I think he's talking to us." "Yeah, well, five more feet and he would have been in the clear." "What the hell was he thinking?" "Don't be an idiot, Hardison." "What?" "Sophie was still in there." "It is not enough ... not even close." "We're running out of time." "What are we going to do?" "Open the safe." "I, I can't, it's on a timer." "It can only be opened certain times of the day." "There's no-one here who can open it?" "No, I, don't think so." "The manager, they have the codes." "Damn it." "I'm sorry." "Everyone empty your pockets." "Wallets, purses, watches, everything you've got, throw it over here." "Not a bad response time." "Somebody must have tripped the silent alarm." "This is so not good." "We don't know that yet ..." "Look we go the money up there ..." "These guys don't know what they're doing." "indistinct arguing" "Maybe I should talk to them." "Get them to listen to reason." "That's a good idea ..." "get us both shot, huh?" "I've got killers standing in front of me every day in court." "These guys ain't them." "Yeah ... you may be right." "No, right here, right here, and we need ..." "Whoa, whoa, I need you to take a step back, sir." "Tell me what's going on in there." "I'm afraid I can't do that, this is an active crime scene, and you need to ..." "I'm not talking to you." "How many are there?" "Yeah, you're right." "Clearly amateurs, these two." "Yeah." "The younger one, looks like he's never handled a gun before." "Is judge blow-hard next to you?" "Yeah, uh-huh." "Yeah, definitely amateurs, That's what makes them so dangerous." "Alright, 2 guys, both armed, neither one a criminal mastermind." "You want me in there?" "Sir, we can't have you going inside the bank ..." "Probably be a good idea just to sit tight, don't you think?" "You know, and see where these guys' heads are at, you know?" "Alright, your call boss." "Thank you." "I know it's almost 5 o'clock." "Just go count the money and we'll be fine." "Just calm down." "What the hell are you doing?" "Get back down on the ground." "You know who I am?" "I don't care." "You should." "See, I'm the guy that can make this whole thing go away." "All you've got to do is walk out the front door." "Is that so?" "Thing is, I'm the law in this town." "That fella out there with the badge, that's Bill." "He works for me." "One phone call, he and his guys hop back in the car and drive away, no questions asked." "Let me talk to you for a minute, son." "Stay where you are." "How are you doing?" "I'm just peachy." "How about you?" "Something weird is going on in here." "You noticed that too, huh?" "Did you hear what that guy said?" "They didn't have enough." "They need more cash, and it's not to pay rent." "I don't care what it's for." "Let's just focus on getting out of here." "We help these guys get what they want, then we can get everybody out of here safely, without anyone getting hurt." "I mean, I don't know about you, but I'm not going to leave my fate in the hands of the Juan Volunteer S.W.A.T. team." "Okay." "So what is the plan, Stan?" "The truth ... the truth is what I say." "Whatever story I make up about what happened in here ... these little people will tell the cops." "So, yeah, son." "That's how it works in this town." "All that you got to do, is walk out that front door." "It's that easy." "Thanks, boss." "But I've been around long enough to know that things that sound easy hardly ever are." "Now sit your ass back down!" "We can not allow the local" "Leo's to handle the situation." "We have to get charge of it." "We have to be the police." "Well, how did that go for you there, Judge?" "Nice ride." "It's embarrassing." "Everyone knows you don't rob a bank without an exit strategy." "These two deserve to get caught." "42 seconds." "What?" "To rob this bank." "One security guard who has never fired his gun before, 2 closed-circiut cameras outside, 1 inside, and a Glen-Reader safe built in the 50's whose default combination is the birth date of the manager's wife!" "Get in, get out, 42 seconds." "Seriously?" "I'm Agent Leonard." "This is Agent Elmore." "We'll be taking over this crime scene, Sheriff ..." "Bill Hastings." "Nice to meet you." "You guys sure are quick, just called this in 20 minutes ago." "Well, we were coming back from a little border skirmish." "Patrol unit came under attack from a pack of Chupacabras." "Chupacabras?" "I thought those things were urban legend." "You're adorable ..." "So what do you got, Sheriff?" "Well, I can't really get a good look inside, so we don't know how many gunmen there are or how many hostages they have, or what they want." "Hmm." "What about your tactical insertion team?" "Well, we don't have a S.W.A.T. team, per se, but uh," "Ol' Virgil up there, he's a hell of a crack shot." "Great." "Better make sure our under the table money stays under the table." "If the feds find that, we're screwed." "We're still short." "We gotta get into that vault." "Where's the manager?" "Um, Sir ..." "I'm the branch manager." "Hey ..." "If she wants to hang herself, let her." "I, I might be able to ... override the vault's timer." "I could try if you want." "Okay." "What the hell are these guys up to?" "You got me." "All my years on the bench I've never seen bank robbers try to add to their haul after the place was surrounded." "Usually their minds are on gettin' the hell out of Dodge." "What would help ..." "You listening?" "What would help, is if we had some kind of background on these people, you know, so we could know how to deal with them right here, right now." "Already working on it." "I've hacked into the bank's security system." "I've got a good look at your gunmen." "I'm running them through my facial recognition database." "Tapped into the NSA and the FBI." "If these guys have records, we should get something pretty quick." "Oh, that was fast." "These guys must have warrants." "Well, check that." "The older guy, is U.S. Military." "Derrick Clark." "Served as an officer in the Navy for 20 years." "Retired last Spring." "Well, it doesn't make se, uh ..." "It doesn't make sense, uh." "Why would a guy like that rob a bank?" "I'm accessing his financials." "Looks like Derrick cleared out all accounts this morning, even visited a bunch of ATM's around town hitting his daily withdrawal limit on all his credit cards." "Yeah, but who takes all their money out of the bank and then comes back later only to rob it." "You say something?" "What?" "No, I was just," "I was thinking about, you know, if the cops were smart about this, they would I.D." "these guys, kinda figure out who they are and maybe get to their family members." "Three steps ahead of you." "Hardison just me texted me the address." "I'm on my way there right now." "What the hell!" "You know how hot it's going to get in here?" "What the he ..." "What's going on?" "Whoa, what's going on?" "Cut power to the bank." "Standard operating procedure." "Standard ... it's standard op ..." "it's standard?" "Where do you getting that bull-hockey from son?" "Deputy Arnold, he" "Took a seminar in crisis management last year." "It was an online seminar." "We got certificates." "Certificates?" "Magic kits come with certificates." "Does that make it cool for kids to saw their parents in half?" "We're just going by the book." "The ... the book?" "The book got a good man killed." "I can't ..." "my blood pressure." "Ex-partner." "Probably shouldn't mention the book again." "Or propellers." "Why are you doing this?" "Don't have a choice." "We need the money." "For what?" "Your son in some kind of trouble?" "Well, he is your son, right?" "It's none of your damn business." "Seeing how you have a gun pointed at me." "I kind of feel like it is." "You don't know the combination, do you?" "Are you even the branch manager?" "Um, not exactly." "Okay Derrick, listen up." "It's like this." "I just want to help you." "You and your son." "How do you know my name?" "I know a lot of things." "I know you don't want to hurt anyone." "And I know you wouldn't be doing this if you didn't have to." "So just, just try to help me to understand." "What's the money for?" "[cell phone ringing]" "Hello?" "No, I'm working on it." "It'll be there." "Yes, all of it, just ..." "Just, please ... don't hurt her, just ... [dial tone]" "Hello?" "The house has been broken into." "Someone was here when it happened." "His name is Michael." "Ifoundhisreportcard  on the floor." "What are you doing?" "Get back on the ground." "It's not too late," "Michael." "That's right." "You can still save her." "Do you know who took her?" "It's all is my fault." "They did it." "They think I did it." "They left a note, said that they wanted ... a hundred grand by 5 o'clock," "or they'd kill her." "Well, we're going to let that happen." "Okay?" "But you have to trust me, and you have to do exactly what I say." "And I promise you we get your mom back." "They had me doing little things at first ... errands, stuff like that." "And then, a few months back I started running for them." "Drugs?" "Meth, mostly." "I mean, I just, I ..." "I got caught up, you know?" "Michael, why are they coming after you now?" "Well, last week they got ripped off." "An entire shipment." "It was ..." "It was just gone, and they think ..." "They think I did it, but I had nothing to do with it." "Right so, they broke into your place, they didn't find it." "So they took your mom as collateral?" "They said I could return the shipment or pay a hundred grand." "I mean, that's a hundred grand, my dad and I don't have that kind of money." "This is all my fault." "Everybody shut the hell up." "Just gotta listen to me." "I know what you're going through, and I can help you, if you let me." "How?" "I mean, you're trapped in here, same as us." "I got people on the outside." "No." "No cops." "If they find out we contacted the police, they'd kill her." "They are not cops, I promise you, they're friends of mine, you can trust them." "Why should I trust you?" "I don't know who you are." "I am a thief." "Okay ..." "I'm not sure what to do with that." "That creep over there, Judge Roy?" "Amongst other things he's been taking bribes from meth dealers and smugglers ... 2 months ago, he cut a man loose who killed a local girl." "Delgado, right?" "Beth Delgado." "I remember that." "She was a good kid." "She went to school with my son." "Well, we're running a scam on the judge." "We're stealing all his dirty money and giving it to the family." "Listen, I have on partner inside the bank, and 3 more outside." "I can't trust y ..." "You're thieves." "And we're your only chance." "The police have this place surrounded." "You're not going anywhere." "My people are the only ones who can make the drop." "But how are they going to do that?" "The deadline's in half an hour." "Your friends just happen to have $100,000 lying around?" "We going to use the money that we have in here." "It is not enough." "We're still short thirty grand." "No, Michael, no, not that money." "We have an alternate revenue source." "Is he suggesting what I think he's suggesting?" "Are you suggesting what we think you're suggesting?" "You want to give our bad guy's money to some other bad guys?" "Yes,exactlywhat I'm suggesting we do." "But we're going to do it without blowing our covers, gang." "Who are you talking to?" "Maybe I'm just dense, Nate, but your alternate revenue source is sitting 2 feet from "Boss Hogg" himself in the middle of a bank surrounded by a bunch of cops." "Ididn'tsayit was going to be easy." "But nothing's impossible, especially when you have the world's greatest thief on your payroll." "Parker, have you ever robbed a bank that's being robbed?" "There's a first time for everything." "The bank was built before 1980, before computers." "Means it's got a larger than normal night deposit chute." "'Cause business had to drop off ledgers with their daily hauls." "What, you thought my genius was only limited to ones and zeroes?" "I'm thinking the chute's my way in." "Only problem is, it's in the alley on this side of the building." "You'll be visible to the cops out front." "I can take care of that, but, we actually have bigger problems." "What's that?" "Well, Sheriff Coltrane over here called the FBI ... the real FBI." "Now the closes office is in San Diego, so they should be here, in about, um, give it 45 minutes." "We can't worry about that now." "When do we worry about it?" "In about 45 minutes." "What's going on?" "Oh, 45 minutes, 45 minutes, we need to stall them for 45 minutes, piece of cake, plenty of time I'm not worried." "No more talking!" "No more trying to convince us you can help." "We're in charge!" "We talk, you listen." "That's the way it works." "Get away from him!" "Everybody up against the desks." "Come on!" "Let's go!" "You heard him!" "Move it!" "Thanks for trying." "Everybody sit down and shut up!" "So we used, uh, baling wire" "Like, 20 pound ..." "Hold on ..." "Excuse me." "Agent Leonard." "We will do whatever you need us to do, just please, don't hurt anybody." "Okay." "Guys ..." "Boys, boys, come on, gather 'round." "Now boys, that was THE call." "The call we were waiting for." "Now look, they have a list of demands." "First off, they want 12 large pizzas." "One cheese, one Hawaiian, extra pineapple." "Two pepperoni and black olives, two meat lover's, t ..." "Seriously?" "Nobody's writing this down?" "Seriously?" "One triple-shot half-caf vanilla latte, tall" "Three of the latest copies of the Hall and Oates CD." "I know, right?" "Exciting stuff I didn't know they were coming out with a new one either." "We're gonna need steaks." "Steaks and a grill." "They're trying to tailgate." "Okay, they need your overalls, I don't know why." "They need some kibbles n' bits, we need an Etch-A-Sketch, somebody in there likes to squiggle okay ..." "Are we good?" "Let's go people." "Everybody." "I need you guys moving." "Everybody get out." "Go." "You stay." "We need to talk about Hall  Oates." "We have to trust them." "They're criminals." "But then again ..." "What'd you say to them?" "Well, you know, I was just trying to divide and conquer a little bit." "Play the kid, get them to turn on each other." "It was starting to work, too, but ..." "It was starting to work, too, but ..." "Hi." "There's a lot of money in there." "Yeah, I know." "My wife's life depends on that money getting where it needs to go." "I understand." "Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get." "Listen, kid, you obviously got yourself in some trouble here." "Why don't you let me help you out?" "Judge, I think they're serious when they said "no talking"." "So maybe we should just stay here, not talk, and" "Do what they ask, hmm?" "It's better that way." "It's better that way." "Just hear me out." "You need money, right?" "Money, I got." "Ain't no reason you and I can't come to some sort of arrangement." "It would be a loan, of course." "Stop." "Where are you going?" "I'm just showing you my word is good." "Now, how much did you need?" "Because I've got quite ..." "What the hell?" "Where is my briefcase?" "[cell phone ringing]" "It's them." "What do I do?" "Judge ... [gunshot]" "Nate." "Drop the gun." "You first." "Talk to me." "Talk to me." "Shots fired!" "Shots fired!" "Whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up, just ..." "Whoa, wait a minute, man." "There could be people hurt in there." "We don't know that, it was just one shot." "Now look, we all go in there guns blazing, there will be more shots and people will get hurt." "We need to know what happened." "Please, everybody just calm down" "Just, just put the guns down." "We can talk this thing through." "I'm not taking orders from you, missy." "What is your problem?" "My problem?" "You're my problem." "You and Nate there." "Yeah, I heard what you called him." "Nate." "Which is weird cause when we met he told me his name was Carl." "You guys are trying to rip me off." "You're in on it with these two." "We have nothing to do with these people." "No, no, no, no." "No I see what's going on here." "The four of you are conspiring against me." "This bank robbery, it's not even real, is it?" "It's just one big scam to try to get my money!" "Actually, it's not a bad plan." "If old Carl here just disappeared with the cash he knew I'd come after him." "Eventually I'd track him down." "But if money is stolen in a bank robbery, well, heck you might get away with that." "You're wrong." "They were just try to help us." "My wife, she was taken." "We need the money for ransom." "Ransom?" "Really?" "Is that the best you can do?" "You'd have to be an idiot to fall for a cockamamie story like that!" "He's telling you the truth." "Oh Shut up!" "All of you shut up!" "Now, hand over that gun before I get it into my head to shoot all four of you." "Now, please." "He needs to get to a hospital." "That ain't going to happen." "Nobody gets out of here ... until I get my money." "Where is my damn briefcase?" "It's not here." "Well I can see that." "No, I mean it's not in the building." "Come on, come on." "They haven't arrived yet?" "Yeah. 'Cause meth-heads are so punctual." "You don't come into my town, and think you can get away with my money." "A man has been shot." "Sir, you have to let him go." "I said nobody leaves." "He's bleeding." "Oh shut up everybody!" "Shut up!" "I'm trying to think." "If you got the briefcase out of the bank, that means you must have a man on the outside." "How are you communicating with him." "And then I base-jumped off the building onto the roof of an armored truck, and took out the guard." "You mean the gunman." "Yes, that's what I said." "Gunshot was an accidental misfire." "No-one was hurt but one of the hostages was grazed." "They're going to release him as soon as their demands are met." "Where the hell are those pizzas, anyway?" "Oh, this is bad." "You get your guys, when I get my money!" "This is really bad." "Now back off." "Is that what I thought it was?" "Afraid so." "Nate looks pretty messed up, man." "We're gonna need that briefcase back." "I'm working on it." "Oh, oh, Sophie, do you mind, do you mind?" "I think it went through and through." "Well, it missed your artery." "Well, at least there's that." "Things could be worse." "Worse than me getting shot?" "And you blowing our cover?" "No, no, you're not gonna lay that crap on me." "We wouldn't even be in this mess if you'd just walked out with the cash when you had the chance." "I would've been fine." "I know." "Yeah, I can take care of myself." "I've been doing it a long time." "Since way before I met you." "I'm just saying." "Yeah, you're right." "Okay." "So?" "What's the plan?" "The plan?" "The one that involves carving a half-inch hole in my shoulder?" "That plan?" "I threw that one out a long time ago." "It doesn't matter now, anyway." "We lost communication." "Yeah, we did." "Hardison, Parker, and Eliot ..." "That's right, they are on their own." "Yup." "There's more than we asked for." "Well ain't that punk just full of surprises?" "Where the hell you think you're going, old lady?" "Where the hell you think you're g ..." "Hey, what smells like crank and screams like a girl?" "AAHH!" "That's the right answer." "Come on." "Stay in the car." "Who are you?" "Well ma'am, we'd be the cavalry." "Ready yet?" "Just a few more minutes." "Hurry up." "Pizza's here." "Just let the paramedics take him." "The rest of us will stay." "And give up my leverage?" "Hey, listen." "She's gonna be alright." "Everything's gonna be alright" "Your people ... they're good?" "Yeah." "The best." "This is all my fault." "I never should have gotten involved with those guys." "I mean, if something ..." "If something happens to mom ..." "Dad, I'm ... really sorry." "This is Agent Leonard with the FBI." "We have those pizzas you ordered." "Uh, we didn't order any." "You're gonna want to answer that, Judge." "Old scout, get over here and unlock that door." "Come on." "I was told you were expecting this." "Now, is there anything else that we can get you?" "Anything at all that would help this end peacefully?" "Oh, no, wait, whoa, wait." "I'm not ..." "Sir, now we brought what you asked for." "If you let the hostages go," "You and me, we can talk this thing out." "You don't understand." "You see, it's those four ..." "Now, now, look here bro ..." "I understand." "This seems like a hopeless situation right now." "What are you doing?" "But nobody else needs to get hurt." "You, you, you!" "You're one of them, aren't you?" "Now!" "Move, move!" "Put the gun down, your honor." "Bill, this is not what it looks like." "Sir, drop the gun, slowly." "No, no, no." "You guys have got this all wrong!" "I'm the hero here!" "I'm the one that ..." "What you doing?" "You work for me!" "You know, Roy, if you needed money you could have come to me for a loan." "I don't need a loan, I've got plenty of money, th ..." "What'd you do with the pizza?" "Where's that pizza box?" "Do you understand what he's saying?" "Because he's not making any sense." "This is my money!" "They got my money again!" "What the hell are you talking about?" "It was in my briefcase!" "This briefcase?" "Crystal meth?" "My God, Roy, what have you gotten yourself into?" "Oh ..." "I don't ..." "That's not mine!" "This is all starting to make sense now." "It would explain the irrational behavior, the nervousness, the ... irritability." "Shut up." "You're not even real FBI." "Paranoid delusions, violent outbursts." "Listen to me." "He's one of them." "He's in on it." "In on what?" "With who?" "With her!" "And these two, over here!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "These two." "People step back, please." "Ready?" "All set!" "Well, it's about time." "We're going to need your clothes." "Now!" "Michael." "Mom!" "That's all very heart-warming but could we save it for after the morphine drip?" "Sorry." "That's exactly what happened." "He went berserk." "Like he was off his meds or something." "Waving his gun around." "You ever seen "Dog Day Afternoon"?" "Write that down." "I guess Carl thought he could talk some sense into him but Judge Roy just kept telling him to shut up." "He was just trying to be the hero, but Roy wasn't having it." "He shot him where he stood." "Cold." "Well that's, that's ridiculous." "That guy wasn't even here!" "Fred, Fred." "Come here." "Tell them the truth." "First of all, it's Frank." "And it happened exactly how they said." "They're lying." "They're all lying." "If you don'tt believe me, you just look at the tapes." "Good idea." "Pretty damning stuff, Roy." "Got you on the TV and everything." "Well, clearly they doctored it somehow, you idiot." "He needs to get to a hospital." "That ain't gonna happen until I get my money." "A doctor might not be a bad idea." "Come on, Bill." "You know me." "Yeah I do, Roy." "That's kinda the problem." "Whoa, Bill, listen to me." "These people, they're trying to set me up." "They had this planned from the start." "You're still a geek." "They're trying to ruin me." "Geek power, baby." "Stay strong!" "That was a real brave thing you did, kid, stepping into a situation like that, totally defenseless." "Tell me something, all the FBI guys got cajones that big?" "Y'all take care, we have another team coming in to do the wrap-up." "Alright, folks." "Let's go." "Let's move it along." "Let's go." "Show is over." "Go home now." "Bank robbers are in custody, hostages are safe." "FBI's got the whole thing wrapped up." "Do you have any idea what ..." "Just go with it." "Mr. FBI guys, can you help me here?" "My, my." "Look at this." "Our local drug boys, both with outstanding warrants." "It's incredible." "Damn, we're good!" "Hey, thanks Parker." "Whatever." "No." "It was an excellent performance." "Yeah, I think I can act okay when I'm yelling at people and bossing them around." "Well, it's a good start." "Listen, we have to make sure we get the cash to the Delgado family." "Ow!" "Oh!" "Settle down." "You act like you've never been shot before." "So, uh, pizza boxes, huh?" "Yeah, I know, I know, You could have done better." "No, no, no." "No I couldn't have."