"what do you wanna do today?" "What about Perry?" "What does he want to do?" "he's a platypus." "They don't do much. and boredom is something of up with which I will not put!" "The first thing they're gonna ask us when we get back to school is what did we do over the summer?"." "no school for three months." "Our life should be a roller coaster! not like that one we rode at the state fair." "Please exit to the left." "that was lame." "I would..." "That's it!" "I know what we're gonna do today!" "Ferb!" "I'm gonna go pick up a few things." "okay?" "Mom." "We're gonna build a roller coaster!" "right?" "You did tell them I'm in charge." "Candace." "Nobody has to be in charge." "But what if there's an emergency?" "Like what?" "uh..." "What if a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house?" "you're in charge." "Yes. conditionally." "Whatever." "Wait a minute." "What are you doing?" "Homework." "It's summer. you wait till the last minute then." "I'm watching you." "And I'm in charge... conditionally!" "Hello?" "Stacy!" "I can't get to the mall right now. conditionally." "can you see if Jeremy is there?" "he's the cute one that works at Mr. Slushy Burger." "he totally smiled at me the last time I was there." "I just about died! I'm watching my brother and step-brother. 'cause Mom never catches them." "I'm going to see the two as she catches them red handed." "Will you hold it down?" "I am trying to use the phone!" "so there will be no shenanigans today." "What are doing right now?" "Why do you ask?" "What do you mean you can see it from your house?" "See what?" "! what is this?" "!" "Do you like it? you are going down!" "down!" "down!" "We're gonna need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter." "Hey Candace." "Is Phineas... home? I say!" "Phineas." "Isabella." "Whatcha doin'?" "Building a roller coaster." "In your backyard?" "Some of it." "Wow." "Isn't that kind of impossible?" "Some might say." "Ferb." "Does your step-brother ever talk?" "Ferb?" "He's more of a man of action. you wanna go swimming?" "Kind of in the middle of something here." "right." "I'll see you later then." "Okay." "you got enough rivets up there?" "where's Perry?" "Agent P." "The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks." "he bought up 80% of the country's tin foil. and put a stop to it. it is important that your cover identity as a mindless domestic pet remains intact." "get out there." "We're all counting on you. the soil fuel rockets kick in at the mall's parking lot." "Then we release the snakes during the corkscrew at the interstate." "I'm gonna go get the snakes. right now." "Did a satellite crash into the house?" "no!" "You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!" "Seems like we've had this conversation before." "What do you mean?" "I seem to recall you telling me that the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles." "there was a stunning lack of monkeys." "I still don't know how they cleaned that up so fast." "what's the emergency this time?" "They're building a roller coaster! isn't Phineas a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?" "Aren't you a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?" "Yes." "Yes I am." "I'm very impressed." "although I'd never seen them filled out in crayon before." "just let me know." "Do you think we could borrow one of those gadgets?" "this is the life." "what an unexpected surprise." "I mean: completely expected!" "have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tin foil. thereby reversing the rotation of the earth! why would he do this?" "What could he possibly have to gain? I haven't really worked on all the bugs yet." "tin foil alone costs a lot. and it's huge!" "now open"?" "Mom!" "Phineas and Ferb got a roller coaster?" "You'd think we get a discount if we bring the flier?" "Maybe we better take it. see?" "I told you I'm not crazy!" "I told you!" "And you're not crazy because?" "(screams)" "Candace." "No crazy person would scream at a post like that." "I'll be at the dairy section if you wanna come yell at some cheese or anything. children of all ages!" "May I present to you a spectacle most of the morning in the making! The Coolest..." "Coaster..." "EVER!" "who wants to go first?" "insert the tab inside the metal buckle." "just pull back on the" "Oops." "you get the picture." "that's about it." "Enjoy the ride." "right?" "they're just rubber." "there comes the A-A-A-A!" "...really make my money back." "and sell it again with an unsentimental view." "I just..." "Ha!" "You missed!" "Aaahh!" "you are too late! thereby reversing the rotation of the-- that didn't work." "we have a two ton ball of tin foil traveling 200 miles an hour directly at us! we must separate the magnet from the Magnifier before it's too late!" "Now I know I have that club card in here somewhere. you know how it is." "oh!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "It's no use!" "we are doomed!" "You did it!" "Perry the Platypus..." "Perry the Platypus!" "see?" "I give up." "What am I supposed to be looking at?" "No!" "It's not possible!" "I'm gonna go get the cart." "and it was huge!" "Mom!" "Time to go." "I've got frozens. right?" "yes." "That would be my guess." "Fine. now!" "Perry." "Isabella." "I don't remember this in the blueprints." "And I'm sure this is new. ha-hah-ha." "Candace.\R" "Welcome to Mr. Slushy Burger." "May I take your order?" "Anyone want fries?" "Croissant?" "Anyone want a croissant?" "\R" "Candace is in charge." "We should have charged more." "we're here." "Candace?" "Yes!" "Mom?" "I told you they weren't there!" "boys." "Mom." "help me with the groceries." "But-but-but-but-but-but-but..." "Let's go." "that was great." "Way too cool." "That was awesome!" "Can we do it again?" "only one ride per customer." "Phineas." "what are you gonna do tomorrow?" "Don't know yet." "Maybe you could teach Perry some tricks." "they don't do much." "They're the only mammals to lay eggs." "Maybe he'll lay an egg." "see you tomorrow." "It really was the coolest coaster ever." "You guys makes a great team." "a brother is a brother." "But I couldn't have asked for a better one than Ferb." "You know what I mean?" "(burps) man!" "I could smell the peanut butter!" "that was impressive." "See you guys." "what should we do tomorrow?" "There's a world of possibilities." "Maybe we should make a list." "Mom!" "Candace!"