"(traffic noises , fal NT)" "(PLAN E PASSl NG OVERH EAD)" "(WOMAN ON PA SYSTEM speaking JAPANESE)" "WOMAN ON PA:" "Welcome to New Tokyo International Airport." "Welcome." "Welcome to Tokyo." "Thank you very much ." "My name is Kawasaki ." "N ice to meet you ." "I've heard of you ." "Thank you ." "For you ." "Thank you ." "And Mr. Mori from Suntory." "H i ." "And Miss Shibata." "Hey, I need that." "And Mr. Awinami ." "N ice to meet you ." "All right." "Thank you ." "And Mr. Tanaka." "Thank you ." "Thank you ." "And we will pick you up in the morning?" "Okay." "Okay." "See you tomorrow." "Great." "Short and sweet." "Very Japanese." "I like that." "My pleasure." "Yeah , get some sleep , will you?" "We're all ..." "You'reall really tired , I'm sure." "See you tomorrow." "Good night." "Thank you ." "Thank you ." "Thank you ..." "What'sthis?" "Something good?" "Thank you ." "(ELEVATOR BELL Dl NGS)" "Mr. Harris, welcome to Park Hyatt Tokyo." "Yeah ." "This way, please." "Mr. Harris, pleased to welcome." "Thank you ." "Have a nice stay with us." "This way." "Mr. Harris, welcome to Park Hyatt Tokyo." "Thank you ." "Enjoy your stay with us." "Thank you very much ." "(CHAMBER music playing ON TV)" "(piano PLAYl NG)" "(Sl NG l NG) I"m in your arms" "And you are kissing me" "But there seems to be" "MAN 1 :" "Finish this drink, then we'll go to a jazz club ." "MAN 2:" "Yeah ." "You see that guy?" "Yeah ." "You know who that is?" "It's not him ." "It looks like him , but it's not him ." "Can you believe it?" "Okay, maybe it is ." "He's here with us." "I'm gonna go talk to him ." "Shut up ." "Shut up ." "Bob?" "Bob Harris?" "You're awesome, man !" "Sunset Odds." "Loved it." "Man , that car chase, I couldn't believe it." "Four buses..." "And he took that thing and everything exploded ." "I heard he did his own driving ." "Did you do your own driving?" "I did ." "Cool ." "So , what are you doing here?" "Yeah ." "Seeing friends ." "Seeing friends ." "Yeah?" "Great." "We're here on business." "I can see it in your eyes" "Later." "See you , Bob ." "Keep it up ." "(FAX MACH I N E CLlCKl NG , H UMMl NG)" "(JOH N SNORl NG)" "Are you awake?" "John ." "(WH lSPERS) Go to sleep ." "(SNORl NG)" "(SHOWER WATER RU N N l NG)" "(exclaims)" "(PHON E Rl NGS)" "Moshi moshi." "Yeah , I'm coming down ." "Okay." "(PHON E HANGS U P) I gotta go to work." "Okay." "I love you ." "I'll see you later." "Okay." "Bye ." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(ELEVATOR BELL SOU N DS)" "(MU RMU Rl NG l N JAPAN ESE)" "Mr. Bob-san ." "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "Suntory whisky." "(CONTl N U ES l N JAPAN ESE)" "Casablanca." "Bogie ." "(CONTl N U ES l N JAPAN ESE)" "Suntory time ." "He want you to turn , look in camera." "Okay?" "That's all he said?" "Yes." "Turn to camera." "All right, does he want me to turn from the right, or turn from the left?" "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE AG lTATEDLY)" "Passionate ." "Camera." "Passion ." "Right side and with intensity." "Okay?" "is that everything?" "I mean , it seemed like he said quite a bit more than that." "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "Whisky." "(CONTl N U ES l N JAPAN ESE)" "Gently." "(CONTl N U ES l N JAPAN ESE)" "Tension ." "Like an old friend , and into the camera." "Okay." "(CLEARS TH ROAT) (Dl RECTOR SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "Whisky." "It's Suntory time !" "Okay?" "Okay." "Okay?" "Hey, come on !" "MEN :" "Come on , come on , come on ." "(SHOUTS I N JAPAN ESE)" "For relaxing times, make it Suntory time ." "Cut-o !" "Cut-o , cut-o , cut-o, cut-o, cut-o !" "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "Could you do it slower and with more intensity?" "Suntory time ." "(Dl RECTOR SHOUTl NG l N JAPAN ESE)" "(CLAPBOARD CLAPS)" "For relaxing times, make it Suntory time ." "Cut-o , cut-o , cut-o , cut-o !" "(MAN speaking JAPANESE ON PA SYSTEM)" "(TRAl N BELL SOU N DS)" "(WOMAN speaking JAPANESE ON PA SYSTEM)" "(GONG TOLLl NG)" "(MAN CHANTl NG l N JAPAN ESE)" "(GONG RESONATl NG)" "(DRUMS BEATl NG)" "(ALL CHANTl NG l N JAPAN ESE)" "(PHON E Rl NG l NG)" "LAUREN :" "Hello?" "(TREMBLl NG) Lauren?" "Charlotte!" "Hey!" "Hey." "Oh , my God ." "How's Tokyo?" "It's great here." "It's really great." "U m ..." "I don't know..." "I went to this shrine today." "Mmm-hmm?" "And there were these monks, and they were chanting ." "And I didn't feel anything ." "You know?" "And I don't know..." "I even tried ikebana, and John is using these hair products." "I just..." "I don't know who I married ." "Look, can you wait a second?" "Just hold on ." "I'll be right back." "Okay, sure ." "Sorry ." "What were you saying?" "Nothing ." "It's okay." "I'll call you later." "Okay?" "Okay ." "Have the best time ." "Just call me when you get back." "Okay?" "Bye ." "Bye." "Love you ." "(SN l FFLES)" "(TH U D)" "(exclaims)" "God !" "(LAUG H I NG) Ow." "At the fitting today, they had all these rock-and-roll clothes, but the band wasn't tough at all ." "The label guy just kept saying , "More lock and loll ,"" "but it's just so much better if they're just skinny and nerdy like they came in , you know." "They're making them wear all these Keith Richards clothes, and it's just ridiculous." "They should let them be who they are." "Don't you think?" "I mean ..." "Yeah ." "Yeah , that's exactly what I was saying ." "But then you try to..." "I mean , you know..." "That's what I think." "Do you think this is done?" "I don't know. I don't know." "Would you ..." "Wouldyou please stop smoking?" "I like to. I don't really smoke that much ." "It's just so bad for you , though ." "Well , I'll stop later." "Welcome back, Mr. Harris." "Yes, Mr. Harris." "Please." "Thank you ." "(music playing)" "(MAN EXCLAl ming in JAPANESE)" "(speaking JAPANESE)" "(dialog UE DUBBED in JAPANESE)" "(KNOCKl NG AT DOOR)" "(Tl RES SCREECH)" "(CAR CRASHES)" "Mr. Harris?" "Yes?" "Mr. Kazu sent me." "Oh?" "May I enter?" "Thank you ." "Do you like massage?" "I don't think I like massage anymore." "Mr. Kazu sends premium fantasy." "My stockings, lip them ." "(CH UCKLES)" "Lip my stockings." "Yes, please." "Lip them ." "What?" "Lip them ." "Hey!" "Lip my stocking !" "Hey! "Lip" them?" ""Lip" them?" "What?" "Lip them ." "Like this." "Lip them ." "Rip them?" "Lip , yes." "You want me to rip your stockings?" "Yes, lip my stockings, please." "Rip your stockings." "Yes." "You want me to rip your stockings." "Please?" "Please?" "Please?" "All right, I'm gonna rip your stockings, and you tell Mr. Kazu we had a blast." "Oh , no !" "Mr. Harris !" "Oh , my God !" "Don't touch me !" "Mr. Bob Harris, don't touch me !" "J ust lip my stocking !" "Oh , no , Mr. Harris !" "Oh , no !" "Help !" "Help !" "Yeah ." "Yeah ." "Help , please !" "Help , please !" "Okay." "Mr. Harris, help , please." "Careful with those ." "Oh !" "Help , please !" "Help , please !" "Come on ." "Come on ." "Let me go, Mr. Harris !" "Oh , no !" "Let me go !" "Come on ." "Come on ." "Oh !" "Let me go !" "Let me go." "Oh , crap ." "Please let me go." "With pleasure." "Oh , no , Mr. Bob Harris , don't let me go !" "No !" "(MUTTERl NG) No !" "Oh , no , Mr. Bob Harris !" "(G LASS SHATTERl NG)" "Oh , please ." "Let me go, please !" "(WOMAN SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE ON LOU DSPEAKER)" "(ELEVATOR BELL SOU N DS)" "H i !" "Mr. Harris, good morning ." "H i ." "Hello." "We just got a request from Tanabe Mori ." "He is the Johnny Carson of Japan ." "It is a big honor to be invited to his show." "Can you stay here until Friday?" "I'm surprised and honored , but I think I need to check with my agent." "Okay." "I believe I may have a previous commitment." "Sure ." "Okay. I understand ." "Shall we go?" "Yes." "(CREW CHATTERl NG l N JAPAN ESE)" "(device POWERl NG U P)" "(FLASH ES POPPl NG)" "FRED:" "I think you should do it." "No, hear this, Fred ." "I gotta be on a plane Thursday night." "We're looking into it, Bob." "They really want you to stay and do that talk show." "Apparently , he's a really big deal..." "Johnny Carson of Japan ." "Yeah ." "Bob, these people are paying you a lot." "Would you please consider it?" "I already have." "I gotta get out of here." "As soon as I can ." "(transmission breaking UP) All right, you're scheduled to leave Friday , but we'll hold it for you Saturday ." "All right, now..." "You're breaking up , Fred ." "There's no reception in this studio." "Forget it." "Call me back." "So , can you put your hand close your face, please?" "I'm sorry, Naka." "What?" "Can you put your hand close your face?" "Close your face ." "I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor." "How's this?" "(CAMERA CLlCKl NG)" "Yes." "You want a whisky?" "This is not whiskey." "This is iced tea." "If you gave me real whisky..." "I need mysterious face." "Can you show mysterious?" "Mysterious." "I think I know what you want." "You want this, right?" "I need more mysterious and ..." "More mysterious." "Yeah ." "I'll just try to think, "Where the hell's the whisky?"" "(CLlCKl NG)" "You are a movie star, yes?" "Yes, I should be doing movies, yes, but..." "And Lat Pack." "Lat Pack." "You know Lat Pack?" "Rat..." "RatPack?" "NAKA:" "Rat Pack." "Yes, please." "Oh , Rat Pack." "(CAMERA CLlCKl NG)" "NAKA:" "I need more tension , please." "More..." "NAKA:" "You so gentleman , yes?" "A Ring-a-Ding Ding!" "Yeah ." "Sinatora." "You know Sinatora?" "Ol' Blue Eyes." "Yeah ." "That's good ." "Yeah ." "That's more of Dino." "That's Dino." "Yeah , yeah , yeah ." "Great." "Joey Bishop would you like?" "Yes." "J ust change film ." "Are you drinking?" "No?" "Am I drinking?" "Yeah ." "(CAMERA CLlCKl NG) As soon as I'm done." "Okay, close your hand , please." "H uh?" "Close your hand ." "Yeah ." "Close it?" "Yes ." "Close your face, please." "Close my..." "Yes ." "Sorry." "And 007?" "He drinks martinis, but okay, I got it." "007 , yeah ." "Loger Moore?" "BOB:" "Loger Moore?" "Loger Moore." "You know Loger Moore?" "Roger Moore?" "Yeah ." "Okay. I ..." "I always think of Sean Connery." "Seriously." "No, no." "Didn't you get the Sean Connery one over here?" "No." "Loger Moore." "Okay." "(CAMERA CLlCKl NG) Yes." "Loger Moore?" "No..." "Yeah ." "Okay." "Yeah , okay." "Good ." "More." "Please." "You mean "more," or Roger Moore again?" "Yeah ." "Yeah ." "NAKA:" "Good ." "And sexy!" "(piano PLAYl NG)" "(Sl NG l NG) Are you going" "To Scarborough Fair?" "(PEOPLE CHATTERl NG)" "Parsley , sage" "Rosemary" "And thyme" "JOH N :" "He's really sad ." "Thank you ." "We're glad to be here." "We're Sausalito ." "They're beautiful ." "They're beautiful , yeah ." "You know?" "Send these over to that table over there." "MAN :" "Old temple?" "JOH N :" "An old temple?" "MAN :" "Yeah ." "JOH N :" "Oh , beautiful , man ." "Excuse me, sir." "From the woman over there." "JOH N :" "Oh !" "Oh , they are?" "Really?" "Yeah , yeah ." "What's..." "What's..." "is Japan ..." "isit mainly Buddhism here?" "Yeah , it's Buddhism ." "WOMAN :" "CD or..." "Yeah , CD ." "Playing her..." "JOH N :" "Oh , she plays ..." "Guitar?" "Guitar." "Guitar." "That's a beautiful job ." "(computerized voice speaking JAPANESE)" "Help !" "kawasaki :" "Good morning ." "Good morning ." "MEN :" "Good morning ." "Good morning ." "Are you okay?" "Yeah ." "Fine." "kawasaki :" "Car is outside ." "Shall we go?" "CHARLOTTE:" "That's what I told him ." "But if..." "Yeah ." "He never listens." "Yeah ." "John?" "Oh , my God !" "John !" "What are you doing here?" "Oh , well , you know, I'm just here, shooting a band ." "What about you?" "I'm here promoting that action movie I did ." "(exclaims)" "You know!" "I'm doing 20 million interviews a day." "It's crazy." "God , it is so good to see you !" "Yeah ." "Yeah ." "So , how long are you gonna be here?" "We're here for a week." "I'm gonna go shoot in Fukawaka." "(exclaims)" "Oh , it's amazing !" "Yeah ." "It's amazing ." "Oh , yeah ." "(BOTH LAUG H)" "Oh , this is ..." "Thisis  my wife , Charlotte ." "H i !" "It's really nice to meet you !" "H i ." "N ice to meet you ." "Hello !" "Yeah !" "(JOH N LAUG H I NG)" "Wife?" "Yeah ." "Yeah ." "John ." "John ." "H uh?" "You are my favorite photographer." "Oh , come on !" "No, you are. I only want you to shoot me." "(LAUG H I NG) lt's true !" "I have the worst B ." "O . right now." "I'm so sorry." "No, no, no." "But listen , let's all go out for a drink sometime." "Yeah ." "You know?" "Call me ." "Okay?" "Yeah ." "Okay." "Listen , I'm under Evelyn Waugh ." "Oh , oh , oh ." "Shh ." "Okay?" "Okay." "Yeah ." "Okay , arigato, arigato." "Moshi moshi!" "Evelyn Waugh?" "What?" "Evelyn Waugh was a man ." "Oh , come on ." "She's nice ." "What?" "You know..." "You know, not everybody went to Yale." "It was just a pseudonym , for Christ's sake ." "Why do you have to defend her?" "Well , why do you have to point out how stupid everybody is all the time?" "I thought it was funny." "Forget it." "Well ..." "Hey, John , we gotta go ." "Oh ." "Yeah ." "Bye." "MAN ON TAPE:" "Did you ever wonder what your purpose in life is?" "This book is about finding your soul's purpose or destiny ." "Every soul has its path , but sometimes that path is not clear." "The lnner Map Theory is an example of how each soul begins with an imprint, all compacted into a pattern that has been selected by your soul before you've even gotten here ." "KELLY:" "You know, I guess the reason why I like Japan the best out of all Asian countries, is because I really feel close to Buddhism." "I really feel..." "(CAMERAS CLlCKl NG) I really believe in reincarnation." "That's part of what drew me to Midnight Velocity as well, because although Keanu dies, he eventually gets reincarnated." "So there's hope ." "There's hope in reincarnation , I think." "MAN :" "What was it like working with Keanu Reeves?" "He was always so..." "He was always, you know, giving me ideas, and, you know, really helpful." "He made me feel really comfortable , so..." "And we both have two dogs, and we both live in L.A. , so we have all these different things in common ." "So , you know, we both really like Mexican food, and yoga and karate!" "(AU Dl ENCE LAUG HS)" "WOMAN translating into JAPANESE:" "Mexican food." "Yoga." "(WOMEN CHATTERl NG l N JAPAN ESE)" "(scissors cli ppl NG)" "Konnichiwa." "Hello." "H i ." "(SPEAKS JAPAN ESE)" "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "(PEOPLE speaking JAPANESE)" "(speaking JAPANESE)" "He got married a couple of times to some nice women ." "Beautiful women too." "I mean , you and I would be crazy for these women ." "But there were always rumors." "I never liked his acting , so I never gave a damn whether he was straight or not." "Thank you ." "H i ." "Thanks." "What can I get you?" "I'm not sure." "For relaxing times, make it Suntory time ." "I'll have a vodka tonic." "(LAUG HS)" "Thanks." "So , what are you doing here?" "A couple of things." "Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday and getting paid $2 million to endorse a whisky when I could be doing a play somewhere." "Oh ." "But the good news is, the whisky works." "What are you doing?" "My husband's a photographer, so he's here working , and I wasn't doing anything , so I came along ." "And we have some friends that live here." "How long have you been married?" "Thank you ." "Two years." "Twenty-five long ones." "You're probably just having a midlife crisis." "Did you buy a Porsche yet?" "You know, I was thinking about buying a Porsche." "Twenty-five years." "That's a..." "Well , it's impressive." "Well , you figure you sleep one-third of your life." "That knocks off eight years of marriage right there." "So you're down to 1 6 and change." "You're just a teenager at marriage." "You can drive it, but there's still the occasional accident." "(CH UCKLl NG) Yeah ." "What do you do?" "I'm not sure yet, actually." "I just graduated last spring ." "What did you study?" "Philosophy." "Yeah , there's a good buck in that racket." "Yeah ." "Well , so far it's pro bono." "(CH UCKLES)" "Well , I'm sure you'll figure out the angles." "Yeah ." "I hope your Porsche works out." "Cheers to that, huh?" "Cheers to that." "(TOASTS I N JAPAN ESE)" "Wish I could sleep ." "Me, too." "(DANCE music playing) One , two , three , and okay." "All right." "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "One , two , three , four." "And one, two, three, four." "And one, two..." "(MUTED music)" "(DRUM BEATl NG)" "(video GAME SOUNDS)" "(CHARACTERS SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "(electric G U lTAR PLAYl NG)" "(JAPANESE PUN K SONG playing ON video GAME)" "(JAPANESE POP SONG playing ON video GAME)" "(G UNS Fl ring ON video GAME)" "FEMALE voice:" "Wait!" "Take me with you!" "(DOOR CLOSl NG)" "(JOH N G ROAN I NG)" "(JOH N LAUG HS)" "(exclaims)" "How'd it go, huh?" "Oh , it was good , you know." "I'm tired ." "Yeah , I gotta go downstairs and meet Kelly for some drinks." "She wants to talk about some photo thing ." "Maybe I'll go downstairs with you ." "Oh , you wanna come?" "Yeah , sure." "Okay." "Yeah ." "(Sl NG l NG) You" "Stepped out of a dream" "Everybody is always like, "Kelly, you are anorexic."" "And I'm like, "No, I'm not."" "I eat so much junk food , you wouldn't believe it." "J ust because I have a high metabolism ." "Because I thought you were anorexic too." "Everybody does." "Everybody thinks that." "Yeah , 'cause you look so..." "Thank you ." "I know, but it's..." "I mean , I eat whatever." "I have a really high metabolism ." "Yeah ." "But..." "My dad is an anorexic." "Really?" "JOH N :" "Oh , really?" "Yeah ." "He fought on the American side of the Bay of Pigs in Cuba." "He was taken prisoner, and the whole time he was there they tortured him about food ." "Every day they told him they put poison in the food ." "So they would always make themselves throw up after every meal ." "That's horrible." "That's terrible." "That's some crazy shit." "You don't think he sounds kinda goofy?" "No." "You know that break beat, right?" "Well , I been taking it to some next level shit." "Like, I'll take that and put a delay on it, so it's like..." "(KELLY LAUG HS)" "(lMlTATl NG DRUMS)" "So it's , like , evolving the beat." "So it, like , sounds hella large on the track." "You know what I'm saying?" "No." "No?" "You don't listen to hip-hop?" "Oh , my God !" "You guys gotta listen ." "I tried this power cleanse." "It's so amazing ." "Okay, promise me you'll try it." "Will you try this power cleanse?" "I did it last week, and it's amazing ." "I'll be right back." "It's so good to get the toxins out of your body." "With all , like, the pollution , all , like, the..." "Hello." "Hello." "You ever switch seats?" "I like this one. lf l fall , someone will notice." "Yeah ." "So , you having a nice time?" "Can you keep a secret?" "I'm trying to organize a prison break." "I'm looking for, like, an accomplice." "(LAUG HS)" "We'd have to, first, get out of this bar." "Then the hotel , then the city and then the country." "Are you in , or are you out?" "I'm in ." "Good ." "I'll go pack my stuff." "Get your coat." "See you ." "I hope you've had enough to drink." "It's gonna take courage." "Oh , look." "The label got me these." "I love Cristal ." "You wanna have some?" "Well , I'm ..." "I gottago ." "I mean , I ..." "You know, you don't have to stay." "I mean ..." "You don't have to go, do you?" "(CH UCKLES)" "Well , I ..." "I know." "You're gonna be working the whole time." "I'll have a much better time here." "I'll call Charlie and those guys." "Yeah !" "Call those guys ." "And I'm gonna be back on Sunday, and I ..." "I love you , you know." "Okay?" "I love you ." "I'll see you ." "Okay?" "Yeah , it's just gonna be a couple of..." "A couple of days." "Bye." "I love you ." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(G lGG LES) Hello." "Hello." "How are you?" "Good ." "How are you?" "It's a cool pool , isn't it?" "Yeah , it's nice." "Get any sleep?" "Not yet." "How about you?" "No." "Not yet." "How long you staying for?" "I'll be in the bar for the rest of the week." "(LAUG HS)" "Well , that's good ." "I'm going out with some friends later, if you wanna come..." "Sure ." "Okay. I'll see you later." "Okay." "See you ." "(readl NG ALOU D)" "Which one is burgundy?" "(RAPPl NG ON DOOR)" "Hold on !" "(G lGG LES)" "Hold on ." "You really are having a midlife crisis, huh?" "Really?" "Yeah , I was afraid of that." "I kept telling myself that I just wanted to be ready in case we go to war tonight." "My bathroom is messier than yours." "And it's not like you're not trying ." "Here, will you cut the tag out for me?" "Sure ." "You're too tall ." "Anybody ever tell you , you may be too small?" "(CH UCKLES)" "Whose is this?" ""A Soul's Search:" "Finding Your True Calling. "" "I don't know." "I have that." "Did it work out for you , then?" "Obviously." "(SN l ppl NG)" "Okay." "Where's your shoes?" "They're over here." "Where's your room key?" "It's in my bag ." "And where's your bag?" "It's right here." "Let's go." "Wait!" "There's the elevator." "I gotta go." "Hey!" "(PEOPLE CHATTERl NG)" "H i !" "How are you?" "H i , Charlie !" "Bob , this is Charlie Brown ." "H i ." "N ice to meet you ." "How are you?" "N ice to meet you ." "This is Bambie." "How are you , Bambie?" "H is real name's Hayashi , but..." "Why do they call you Charlie Brown?" "Everybody say, "He looks like Charlie Brown ."" "You know, Snoopy, man ." "Oh , I'll be right back." "Bob , over here." "These are my friends." "Very beautiful ." "She's "B ," and she's Rico , and she's Myumi ." "Myumi ." "How are you?" "I'm Bob ." "Oh !" "Bob ." "Bob from U nited States , man ." "(EXCLAlMl NG)" "H i , Bob ." "BOB:" "Maybe you'd like to sing backup for me." "This is my surfing teacher." "He's your surfing teacher?" "Sometime , sometime ." "You're a surfer?" "(PEOPLE CHATTERl NG AN D EXCLAlMl NG)" "(lNSTRU MENTAL music playing)" "(SPEAKl NG FRENCH)" "The emperor's house?" "Cool ." "Yeah?" "Yeah ." "Cool !" "Right." "You don't have anything ..." "Do you have anything ..." "Hey." "Hey." "How you doing?" "Good ." "How are you?" "My Japanese is getting better." "We started speaking English ." "(CHATTERl NG l N JAPAN ESE)" "(YELLl NG l N JAPAN ESE)" "Charlie ." "(Al R Rl FLE Fl Rl NG)" "Get out, guys !" "BBs !" "CHARLOTTE:" "They sting !" "(exclaims)" "(YELLl NG)" "Who are these guys, anyway?" "(LAUG HS)" "(ALL SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "Hey, hey, hey!" "(G LASS SHATTERS)" "BOB:" "Oh , no ." "(STU N G U N Fl Rl NG)" "(multi PLE video SLOT machines blaring)" "H i ." "Come on !" "Hey, guys !" "Over here !" "H urry up !" "H urry up !" "H urry up !" "Wait!" "Our tour guide !" "H urry up !" "(TRAl N PASSl NG)" "Yeah?" "Gorgeous ." "Gorgeous?" "Blonde and black." "(CAMERA CLlCKl NG)" "(LAUG H I NG)" "Cheese ." "Cheese-o !" "Cheese !" "Yeah , yeah ." "H i ." "H i , I'm Hans." "N ice to meet you ." "I'm Charlotte ." "N ice to meet you ." "H i ." "H i ." "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "Last weekend , I went surfing ." "Right." "About seven people, you know." "Some friends ." "And we camp over there on the beach ." "(LAUG H I NG) ln fact, we made a kind of..." "Wait." "What kind of weed is it?" "I don't know." "Baby when I saw you turnin' at the end of the street I knew our time was gone into blank pages" "Just understand I was afraid to be a simple guy I tried my best to smile" "But deep inside my heart I felt like the shell that a crab comes in I guess I couldn't live without things" "(Sl NG l NG) God save the queen" "(ROCK music playing)" "A fascist regime lt made you a moron" "A potential H-bomb" "God save the queen" "She ain't no human being" "There's no future ln England's dreaming" "As I walk through" "This wicked world" "Searchin' for light in the darkness" "(PEOPLE WHOOPl NG)" "Of insanity I ask myself" "is all hope lost?" "is there only pain" "And hatred" "And misery?" "(ALL WHOOP)" "And each time I feel like this inside" "There's one thing I want to know" "What's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?" "Ohh-oh-oh-oh-ohh" "What's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?" "I'm winking' at ya" "Gonna make you , make you make you notice" "Gonna use my arms" "Gonna use my legs" "Gonna use my style" "Gonna use my sidestep" "Gonna use my fingers" "Gonna use my , my , my , my , my , my imagination , oh-ohh" "'Cause I'm" "Gonna make you see" "Nobody else here , no one like me I'm special Special" "So special Special l gotta have some of your" "Attention , give it to me" "Ladies and gentlemen , Mr. Bob Harris." "Thanks." "This is hard." "Oh , Jesus ." "(Sl NG l NG) I could feel at the time" "There was no way of knowing" "Fallen leaves in the night" "Who can say where they're blowin'?" "As free as the wind" "Hopefully learnin'" "Why the sea on the tide" "Has no way of turnin'" "More than this" "You know there's nothing" "More than this" "Tell me one thing" "More than this" "Ooh , there's nothing" "(music playing)" "Close my eyes" "Feel me now I don't know" "How you could not love me now" "You will know" "With her feet down to the ground" "Over there" "And I want you love to know" "You can't hide" "Oh , no" "From the way I feel" "(MAN ON radio speaking JAPANESE)" "lydia ON PHONE:" "Hello?" "BOB:" "Hey." "Hello, Bob." "Hey, you know, those carpet samples, you were right about the burgundy." "It wasn't even close." "Blows the others away." "I'm glad you like it." "I saw a great house tonight that you would've loved , and that burgundy would've been good in this house, really." "Really?" "A guy designed his own house and built it." "Oh , yeah?" "I wish I'd seen it." "He's a fashion guy." "All these fashion people were there." "And there were Japanese surfers there, and the guy was playing really, really, really great music." "I should've found out what it was and brought some..." "I'll bring some back." "I'll try to find out." "That sounds great." "Can you hold on?" "(chi LD wal ling)" "You have to have something for breakfast." "Do you want some cereal?" "Tell her I said she's gotta eat something ." "I'm just trying to get her to eat something." "Yeah ." "Tell her I said she has to eat something ." "lydia:" "Your dad says eat something." "ZOE:" "No ." "Eat." "Tell her I said so." "She won't eat anything." "Forget it." "Look, I'm glad you're having fun ." "It's not fun ." "It's just..." "It's just very, very different." "Maybe that's good." "I have to get the kids off for school, okay?" "So , can I call you in a while?" "I might not be up ." "It's..." "It's,like,4:00." "Well, you better get some sleep." "You have work in the morning." "No, actually, they gave me tomorrow off." "That must be nice ." "All right." "Well, thanks for checking in ." "I gotta go." "All right." "Have a great, great night." "All right." "I mean , I guess have a great morning , huh?" "Good night, Bob ." "Good night." "Good night." "(line going DEAD) I love you ." "That was a stupid idea." "I was feeling tight, you know?" "Mmm-hmm ." "Shoulders and neck." "Mmm-hmm ." "So I called down and had a shiatsu massage in my room ." "That's nice." "And the tightness has completely disappeared and been replaced by" "unbelievable pain ." "J ust staggering , unbearable pain ." "That's too bad ." "Yeah ." "I'm in pain ." "I got my foot banged up , and ..." "Wanna see it?" "How do you say no?" "Oh , my gosh !" "I know." "That's..." "How..." "When did you do this?" "I did it the other day." "It hurts, you know?" "Didn't you feel any pain?" "Your..." "Yeah , it really hurt." "It was..." "Yeah ." "That toe is almost dead ." "(LAUG HS) I think I gotta take you to a doctor." "You can't just put that back in the shoe." "No. I don't think so." "Well , you either go to a doctor, or you leave it here." "(LAUG HS)" "He's smiling ." "You like that idea?" "See , they love black toe over in this country." "You got a sharp knife?" "Gotta be , you know, in this country, somebody's gotta prefer a black toe." "(LAUG H I NG)" ""Brack toe."" "Or we should probably hang around until someone orders it." "Hey, what's with the straight face?" "Hospital regulations." "Get in there ." "All right." "Thank you ." "All right." "(G RU NTS)" "Careful , okay?" "No, don't!" "No !" "Hey, use the horn , fella." "(CHARLOTTE G lGG Ll NG)" "(WOMAN speaking JAPANESE ON PA SYSTEM)" "Let's try "mixed internal ."" "Yeah ." "Go ." "Switched to beer, huh?" "Go ." "Go ." "You might want to switch to sake." "Stop ." "(lMlTATl NG SOU N D OF BRAKES)" "(TALKl NG l N JAPAN ESE)" "H i ." "H i ." "H i ." "(SPEAKS JAPAN ESE)" "Yeah ." "We need a doctor." "For a hurt..." "Emergencyroom." "It's not an emergency." "I just hurt my foot." "Okay, do we fill this out?" "We go over there?" "Which number?" "We're not going to another hospital , so whatever you say is okay." "Okay." "Could you put that back in the garage for us?" "(WH lSTLES)" "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "(MACH I N ERY H UMMl NG)" "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" ""ln desuka"?" "Japan ." "Japan ..." "After?" "Japan ..." "Ahh-ah , so." "Ahh-ah ." "Ahh , so." "Ahh ..." "How's that song go?" "(DOCTOR SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "is that for me?" "Yeah , it can be for you ." "(ON PHONE) Hey , Bob , it's Charlotte ." "I'm going to meet Charlie and those guys at this place called Orange around 1 0:00 , so I'll fax you a map on how to get there ." "I hope you can come and meet us." "Bye ." "Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me" "Callin' me all the time like Blondie" "Check out my Chrissie be-Hynde lt's fine all of the time" "Like sex on the beach is" "What else is in the Teaches of Peaches?" "Huh , what?" "Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me" "Callin' me all the time like Blondie" "How long have you been here?" "I couldn't say." "Where's Charlie and those guys?" "They're taking a dance class." "Why , what?" "Uh-huh" "What?" "Right" "Oh" "Can I get you a couple drinks?" "Let's go." "Okay." "Okay." "Like you wanted me" "Thank you ." "Callin' me all the time like Blondie" "He's got blockers." "They've got room to run ." "He's cutting back." "He cut back." "He's dancing ." "He's dancing ." "Where'd he go?" "CHARLOTTE:" "There you are ." "Say "H i ."" "H i ." "You ready?" "Come on ." "Thank you , Tokyo!" "(Sl NG l NG) Nobody does it better" "Makes me feel sad for the rest" "Nobody does it" "Half as good as you" "(LAUG HS)" "Baby , you're the best" "You two." "Both of you ." "I wasn't lookin'" "But somehow you found me" "(LAUG H I NG) I tried to hide from your love , yeah" "(speaking Italian)" "(MEOWlNG)" "No, no." "Not here ." "It must be over there ." "(MEOWlNG)" "CHARLOTTE:" "You know, the first time I saw you , you were wearing a tuxedo at the bar." "You were very dashing ." "I liked the mascara." "But the first time I saw you was in the elevator." "Really?" "You don't remember?" "I guess you do kind of blend in , huh?" "Did I scowl at you?" "No, you smiled ." "I did?" "Yes, it was a complete accident." "A freak." "I haven't seen it since." "J ust that one time." "Like that, but bigger." "Bigger." "Yeah , big , big ..." "(G lGG LES) Well , not that big ." "WOMAN :" "My goodness." "(MEOWlNG)" "Marcello, come here ." "Hurry up." "CHARLOTTE:" "Why do they switch the "R's" and the "L's" here?" "BOB:" "Oh , for yuks ." "You know, just to mix it up ." "They have to amuse themselves, 'cause we're not making them laugh ." "(CHARLOTTE CH UCKLES)" "Let's never come here again , 'cause it would never be as much fun ." "Whatever you say." "You're the boss." "I'm stuck." "Does it get easier?" "No." "Yes." "It gets easier." "Oh , yeah?" "Look at you ." "Thanks." "The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you ." "Yeah ." "I just don't know what I'm supposed to be." "You know?" "I tried being a writer, but..." "I hate what I write." "And I tried taking pictures, but they're so mediocre, you know." "Every girl goes through a photography phase." "You know, like horses?" "You know?" "Take dumb pictures of your feet." "You'll figure that out." "I'm not worried about you ." "Keep writing ." "But I'm so mean ." "Mean's okay." "Yeah?" "What about marriage?" "Does that get easier?" "That's hard ." "We used to have a lot of fun ." "Lydia would come with me when I made the movies, and we would laugh about it all ." "Now she doesn't want to leave the kids, and she doesn't need me to be there." "The kids miss me, but they're fine." "It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids." "Yeah ." "It's scary." "It's the most terrifying day of your life the day the first one is born ." "Yeah ." "Nobody ever tells you that." "Your life, as you know it, is gone." "Never to return ." "But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk, and ..." "And you want to be with them ." "And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life." "H mm , that's nice." "Where'd you grow up?" "I grew up in New York, and I moved to Los Angeles when John and I got married ." "But it's so different there." "Yeah , I know." "John thinks I'm so snotty." "(CH UCKLES)" "You're not hopeless." "(WOMAN speaking JAPANESE ON PA SYSTEM)" "(CHATTERl NG)" "(PHON E Rl NGS)" "Hello?" "MAN :" "Mr. Harris?" "A fax for you ." "Yes." "Okay." "Can you send it up?" "Do you think you could kick it under the door for me, slide it under the door for me, please?" "Do you want I send it to your room?" "J ust slide it under the door, please." "Thank you ." "Okay ." "Thank you , Mr. Harris." "All right, bye." "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "(WOMAN speaking JAPANESE ON LOUD SPEAKER)" "(ALL SHOUTl NG l N JAPAN ESE)" "Hey, Ms. Kawasaki ." "It's Bob Harris." "Yes, I would love to do his talk show." "I would ." "I would love to change my plans and stay." "(COU ntl NG l N JAPAN ESE)" "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "... Americanmoviestar..." "Ladies and gentlemen ," "Mr. Bob Harris !" "Come on !" "Da de da de , da de da dah ." "Da de da dah !" "Whoo !" "Come on , Bob ." "Come on , Bob ." "Bobby, come on !" "Bobby, come on !" "N ice to meet you ." "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "He said you guys are e-mailing together." "He wants to show you his dance." "Japanese dance step ." "Japanese dance." "Do I ..." "DoIhave to dance with him?" "To-tung a-tung ." "To-tung a-tung ." "Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby..." "Bobby." "Welcome, Bob ." "What?" "He was saying , "Welcome, Bob ."" "(musical CELL PHON E Rl NG l NG)" "Hello?" "lydia:" "Bob?" "H i , Lydia." "is this a bad time?" "No, it's always a good time." "Look, your burgundy carpet isn't in stock." "It's gonna take 1 2 weeks." "Did you like any of the other colors?" "Whatever you like." "I'm completely lost." "It's just carpet." "That's not what I'm talking about." "What are you talking about?" "I don't know." "I just want to get healthy." "You know, I want to take better care of myself." "I would like to start eating healthier." "I don't want all that pasta." "What?" "I would like to start eating , like, Japanese food ." "Well, why don't you just stay there , and you can have it every day?" "How are the kids doing?" "They're fine ." "They miss their father." "But they're getting used to you not being here ." "Do I need to worry about you , Bob?" "Only if you want to ." "Bob, I got things to do." "I gotta go." "Okay." "I'll see you ..." "I mean, I'll talk to you later." "Okay." "Okay , bye ." "Bye." "(SPEAKl NG G ERMAN)" "(SPEAKl NG JAPAN ESE)" "We have Matthew Smellick !" "Matthew Snellick." "FEMALE Sl NG ER:" "Thank you ." "Thank you so much ." "We'll take a really short break, and we'll see you in a minute." "H i ." "Champagne ." "Thanks ." "H i ." "WOMAN : (Sl NG l NG) Midnight at the oasis" "Send your camel to bed" "Shadows painting' our faces" "Traces of romance in our heads" "Heaven's holding a half moon" "(KNOCKl NG) I got it." "Have a rough night?" "I'm going to that place, that sushi place in Daikanyama." "You wanna come?" "Yeah , but I can't right now." "WOMAN : (Sl NG l NG) Midnight at the oasis Send your camel to bed" "Yeah , I guess you're busy, huh?" "Shadows painting' our faces" "Traces of romance in our heads" "(musical CELL PHON E Rl NG l NG)" "Hello?" "lydia (MUFFLED) :" "Hello?" "Bob, it"s me ." "Hello?" "It's Lydia, your wife ." "Oh , I'm ..." "I couldn't hear you ." "Do you want to talk to Zoe?" "Yeah ." "Zoe , come say hello to your father." "ZOE:" "No ." "She just ran into the other room." "It's okay. lt's okay." "Okay ." "Her ballet recital is Sunday ." "Don't forget." "I didn't forget." "Well, travel safely ." "I'll see you soon ." "ZOE:" "Mommy!" "Okay." "Okay ." "Bye ." "Bye." "Well , she is closer to your age ." "You could talk about things you have in common , like growing up in the '50s." "Maybe she liked the movies you were making in the '70s, when you still were making movies." "Wasn't there anyone else there to lavish you with attention?" "I'm switching to beer." "Okay?" "(ASKS FOR BEER)" "I can't tell the difference." "We'll have two of these, okay?" "(ALARM BEEPl NG)" "WOMAN ON PA SYSTEM:" "... toyournearestexit and leave the building." "Await instructions from the authorities." "(WOMAN speaking JAPANESE ON PA SYSTEM)" "That was the worst lunch ." "So bad ." "What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?" "When are you leaving?" "Tomorrow." "I'll miss you ." "(Sl NG l NG) I'm so into you" "Whoo-hoo" "When you walked into the room" "There was voodoo in the vibes" "I was captured by your style" "But I could not catch your eyes" "I don't want to leave." "So don't." "Stay here with me ." "We'll start a jazz band ." "I am so into you , baby" "(ELEVATOR H UMMl NG)" "(ELEVATOR BELL SOU N DS)" "Good night." "Good night." "Okay." "Good night." "(ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSE)" "(CLEARS TH ROAT)" "(ELEVATOR ALARM SOU N DS)" "Okay." "Okay." "Good night." "Good night." "Good morning , Mr. Harris ." "Have a nice flight." "Thank you ." "Thank you ." "WOMAN :" "Goodbye ." "I'll be one minute." "Charlotte , I'm down in the lobby, and I'm leaving now." "I was calling to see if you still have my jacket." "If you could bring it down , but you're not there, so this is goodbye, and ..." "So , I guess, goodbye and enjoy my jacket which you stole from me." "kawasaki :" "Hello ." "Hello." "How are you?" "I'm good ." "How are you?" "Mr. Harris, thank you for coming ." "Enjoy your trip?" "I had a great time." "I had a very good time." "Excuse me." "Aren't you Bob Harris?" "Yes, I am ." "I'm such a big fan ." "So nice to meet you ." "Thank you very much ." "N ice to meet you ." "What are you doing here in Japan?" "I have to go right now." "Excuse me one second ." "Okay." "Well ..." "H i ." "H i ." "Thank you ." "You're welcome." "Thought I'd missed you ." "(CH UCKLES)" "Are you going right now?" "Yeah ." "And my bodyguards are right here." "All right." "Aren't you gonna wish me" ""Have a good 'fright, "' or something?" "Yeah , right." "Okay." "Well , bye ." "All right." "Can I take one more picture?" "Sure ." "Hey, hold on here." "Let me out." "Thank you ." "(PEOPLE CHATTERl NG)" "Hey, you ." "(WH lSPERl NG , I N DlSTl NCT)" "Okay?" "Okay." "Bye." "Bye." "Bye." "Listen to the girl" "As she takes on half the world" "Moving up and so alive ln her honey dripping" "Beehive lt's good, so good lt's so good" "All right." "So good" "Walking back to you ls the hardest thing that I can do" "That I can do for you" "For you I'll be your plastic toy" "For you" "Eating up the scum ls the hardest thing for" "Me to do" "Just like honey" "Just like honey Just like honey" "Just like honey" "Just like honey Just like honey" "Just like honey" "Free" "To learn" "Last time" "With you" "You're always" "Wonderful I wanted you" "I do" "Free" "To go I know" "You" "City girl" "You're beautiful I love you" "I do" "I" "Could love" "All night" "With you" "City girl" "You're beautiful I love you" "I do" "(JAPANESE SONG playing)"