"Wake up 'Mumbai' Hear this city's story." "Here Fuel prices soar high Vehicles on the roads never go dry." "Petrol cost is on an upswing." "Rail network is rapidly spreading." "Man is losing his control." "Still, he trusts the big man with the remote control." "There is a hope in every heart." "To grab a slice of pie at the very start." "So Boys and girls..." "This is the story of Mumbai." "If you can't make it big here." "The defect is in you." "Blame yourself, not the city." "He is so right." "I always wanted to live in Mumbai." "To be seen traveling in Mumbai was my childhood dream." "Relocating to Mumbai wasn't so easy." "You are moving to Mumbai." "Always remember... in big cities, ...people's hearts are smaller than their homes." "Take care dear." "I moved here, a couple of months ago." "I felt, my dad worries for no reason." "Everything was going as planned." "I had a well paid job People were good." "I made great friends." "And above all, I was very well paid." "But one day, everything shattered, in just one blow." "Due to the on going 2G scam..." "Licences of 17 telecom Companies have been Terminated" "Telecom ministry has ordered a probe on other telecom companies too." "Only time will tell how this will affect the people and the employees." "I lost my job." "People distanced themselves." "Overnight, I had to vacate my company accommodation." "I did not inform my dad about my situation." "He would've called me back home." "I didn't want to go back as a loser." "If someone fails in Mumbai." "Then its the person's failure, not the city's." "That's why, I decided to start afresh." "With my meager savings, I rented out a flat," "Let's see whether I win or fail." "Holy Mother..." "Bless me." "Oh sleeping beauty." "Why are you practicing yoga here?" "I am sorry." "Err..." "I have rented this apartment." "Hi!" "I am..." "Ss..." "TENANT!" "huh!" "Simrin" "English, eh!" "Hey Tenantl!" "Are you jobless?" "Its very uncouth to pry into people's personal stuff." "Did you carry this shop of boxes all by yourself?" "Where are the movers?" "They were charging extra to unload." "ls it?" "Bloody over smart idiots." "How could they do this to a lady?" "Earth wouldn't have shattered, had they helped you a little" "Bloody..." "Bangles..." "These guys should wear bangles and sit at home" "Indecent men." "This box..." "Lift it very carefully... ok?" "Bend your knees a little." "Else your back will go for a toss." "Jayanta Speaking." "Ya tell me punk!" "Did you hear him scream, Sir?" "He just spat blood." "Soon I will make him spit the money." "Ya Bhai(Chief), it will be done." "Hey who kept this glass on the edge of this table?" "Chief, I will call you in a while." "Good bye." "May god protect you." "So you started your nonsense right away?" "Did it break?" "Clean it up!" "Me?" "You expect me to pick it up?" "Tell the boys to do it..." "Chief!" "They are busy." "They all have work to do." "What work?" "They've gone to confiscate the land in 'Bhandup'(Name of a place)" "Come on Chief..." "Why didn't you tell me?" "I could've earned some money." "Listen dude." "My head has swollen like a gourd since morning." "Don't piss me more." "Should I send you for collection?" "Will you go?" "ls my time so bad?" "To be a beggar after fighting the battle of Kruger?" "Hello" "Chief..." "Yeah!" "Chief, when am I getting my own Beer bar?" "Which Beer bar?" "My own Beer bar!" "You promised me!" "Oh." "Yeah!" "That one..." "Err..." "Dutta was saying, its not auspicious now to start anything new" "To hell with Dutta." "Chief, Who the hell is he to come in between us?" "You made him sit on your shoulders Now he is trying to piss in your ears." "He is not running the show." "He is burning the show." "Chief, who went to the prison for you?" "I went..." "Jayanta!" "What did you promise me then?" "Go Son..." "Go without any worries..." "At the end of your term" "I will make you my right hand man and you will have your own Beer bar" "Didn't you promise me?" "What's all this now?" "You made Dutta happy And I get a flying..." "Are you done?" "Listen..." "I promised to give it." "But I never promised when?" "Where the hell are you?" "I have been trying to reach you for so long!" "What?" "What?" "What are you justifying?" "Now it broke!" "Ya dad..." "I am doing extremely well at my job." "I am too busy." "Loaded with work even during weekends." "Sure dad..." "I will visit you." "Don't worry dad..." "I am perfectly alright." "yeah I am coming!" "Dad my boss is calling me." "Will talk to you later." "OK Bye." "Love you." "Jayanta Speaking!" "Listen." "I want you to go to our..." "'Byculla' Bar (Name of a place)." "Right away." "A few extra smart men are saying, the liquor we serve there is fake." "What is this Chief." "Why don't you send your Newbies to handle such trivial issues?" "With excuses lame..." "Don't run through a narrow lane." "Go there right away!" "What is her fault in this now?" "Sorry baby!" "Muah!" "Add ice into this now!" "What's the issue?" "Over there..." "They boozed and ate like kings." "When its time to pay, they say, the liquor served is fake." "ls it so?" "Hey Ms. Mad Madonna!" "Come on Move out of here!" "Its Pack up for you" "Brothers... you will have to pay an exit fee now." "Either Pay and go or wait and get paid!" "What the hell can you do?" "You don't know whom we work for!" "You are done!" "Your bar is done!" "Your Altaaf Bhai is done!" "Fother...!" "Damn, they boozed and I get the darned hangover" "Shut up you fools." "There the bar is ruined and here you guys are cracking jokes?" "is it?" "Altaf Chief." "I am telling you." "If this news of fake liquor leaks." "Don't expect even a fly to visit our bar." "You will have to convert the bar into a cowshed." "Hey newbie... come over here." "What's your name?" "Chief" I am Kunal!" "Bad... your name is too decent." "Listen." "Come here." "Hold this." "Go back to the place you came from." "You can't become a'Chief' You look like one chocolate hero." "You can never be a'Chief'" "Why Chief?" "Where the hell is your shin." "Oh you punk if you don't wear a shin over your t-shin." "How can you pull up your collars?" "Even Chiefs and lords have their uniforms." "Do you understand?" "Hello." "Hello Ms. Simrin." "Hello Mr. Waghle." "How are you?" "All good?" " Yes thank you!" "Mr. Waghle, remember you said we have 24 hours water supply." "Listen!" "There is a water cut on Thursdays." "Remaining 6 days of the week, you get 4 hours of water supply everyday." "So that makes it 24 hours." "Doesn't it?" "OK!" "Fine..." "Mr. Waghle, do you know my neighbor?" "Neighbor?" "No I don't." "Over half of Mumbai residents have not even seen the faces of their neighbors..." "Knowing their names, is out of question!" "ls it?" " Yeah!" "Call." "Ya tell me brother!" "Oh." "You see the greenery in the builders brochure." "How can you expect it in real?" "ls there any greenery left in Mumbai?" "Hey!" "Tenant..." "How come you are here?" "Are you here for Break Fast?" "No I came to watch the cricket match!" "But there are no TV sets on these walls!" "Just Joking!" "You cracked a Joke." "So I plastered one too!" "Hello!" "Excuse me." "Brother!" "Please over here!" "Hello!" "Excuse me!" "Brother." "Wait a minute!" "Shut up!" "Hello!" "Excuse me!" "Brother." "Little boy!" "Can you come over here please?" "One portion spicy Scrambled eggs without onions!" "No Onions?" "We are so alike!" "Hey Pakya!" "Wait over there!" "Here. 100 bucks!" "Pay the bill." "Hey Pakya!" "You have my word." "Don't worry." "Altaaf Bhai (Chief) never says 'No' to me." "OK Chief, see you later." "OK bye." "Hey!" "Put the stand up." "Thank you." "Ok...where's my change?" "Hey!" "This is just 20 bucks!" "It should be 60" "Are you trying to fool me?" "Where's the rest?" "What?" "Hey drama queen!" "One-portion scram bled eggs costs 40!" "" "I gave you 100!" "" "I should get back 60!" "" "This is just 20!" "" "Come on give my money back!" "OK!" "Now it's fine, see you!" "Hey!" "Neighbor..." "Give me my 10 bucks back!" "I was just mic testing," "Just checking if your voice can hold its own in Mumbai" "Excuse me, who is this guy you were talking to?" "The one over there?" "Oh!" "He is our Bhai (Chief)" "Bhai?" "(Brother?" ") Really?" "But you don't look alike?" "He is not my real Brother." "He is our Chief (Bhai) Gangster" "He was in jail..." "Got out 4 months ago." "Gangster?" "Yeah!" "Gangster!" "Now hold your Posture..." "Before you faint!" "Gone are the days when a woman was chased by goons and thugs and she screamed her lungs out for 'Help'" "Now we have 'Zaalim' (Heartless) spray." ""Last week, It was around 9:30," "One tough big built guy was acting smart." "With you?" "No!" "With my Daughter-in-law" "Thank god!" "We had 'Zaalim' spray." "I sprayed it on that guys' face" "And he ran for his life." "Good!" "Good!" "Protect yourself from such bad guys." "To order your 'Zaalim' spray," "..call on the Toll free number displayed on your TV screen." "NOW!" "Todays special offer." "Get an Umbrella and a pair of sun shades, FREE!" "Pick up your Phone and call now." "Get your bodyguard home delivered." "in less than 10 hours." "Who is this?" "its me!" "Me who?" "You..." "Simrin!" "WHO ARE YOU?" "It's me..." "Real Estate agent Mr.Wagle." "Whoa!" "Nice...you should always be alen." "You wanted a part time job right?" "My brother owns a mobile shop." "You can go and work there." "I have told him about you." "Thank you so much Mr. Waghale." "You are so helpful." "No..." "I am not helping you." "I am helping myself." "So you can work and pay my rent, on time" "The shop is very close from here." "Pratham mobile store." "Goood!" "Morning!" "Recharge!" "for Rs. 200/-!" "Which one?" "The one with the small dog!" "Hey Neighbor!" "Money..." "I was joking" "Here, your Rs. 200!" "" "Rs Rs. 202k" "Rs. 2?" "Yep!" "There you g0!" "What's this?" "I don't have change." "When you shopkeepers can do this." "Why can't we?" "Taste your own medicine." "So now eat it and forget it." "Hey fake MF Hussain" "You forgot your Apoostrophy!" "But there's no trophy in the design!" "You idiot!" "I am not talking about any trophy." "Its Apoostrophy!" "The upside down hanging comma." "right next to 'U' oh.. the hanging dagger?" "Yeah!" "Sir, This is in demand now!" "It has a good battery life and better memory" "Let me try" "Hello." "Hello." "Hello." "Hello." "Aunty, I am Pappu here." "Can you hear me?" "Looks like some network issue." "Aunty, I am Pappu..." "Let me just step out and try." "Can I?" "Hello." "Thief!" "Catch him." "Thief!" "Catch him." "Thief!" "Get the hell out of here." "You scum!" "If I ever see you in my network I'll disconnect you." "Thank you." "I would have had to pay for this goof up." "Neighbor!" "Phone" "I am joking!" "Sense of humourous" "Stay focused, Stay Calm." "Look Professional" "Hi!" "I am Simrin Desai" "Confident!" "Hey Neighbor!" "That's mine..." "Isn't it?" "Nope...it's the hen's eggs" "How can you just take it without out asking?" "I have to go for an interview!" "Now I'm... soaking wet!" "Here take this and wipe yourself dry!" "Arrgghh!" "Hey!" "Hey Tenant!" "Your umbrella was lying outside" "I thought you would not need it now." "Sir, the answer to your question is quite obvious." "If you apply C Max formula." "Then it can be derived at." "That's good!" "Mr.." "And what's your take Mr. Vanak?" "Sir..." "Excuse me sir!" "Isn't it my turn?" "If we have time left, I will interview you." "Carry on Mr. Vartak." "Sir, we can input all the data to the formula." "And arrive at the solution." "Sir its a proven fact that, applying the best logistic solution." "..during a regular occurance is an answer." "HEY!" "Tenant!" "How was your interview?" "Fantastic." "All thanks to you!" "No mention!" "You simply worry for no reason!" "Just Joking!" "Others crap and I get to smell the poop its a big bad world." "Hello sir." "See this hand!" "It will always remind you, if you don't salute Alex." "Then Alex will be angry!" "Sir, please get into the car." "I have a lot to discuss." "Alex Sir, Don Altaf is flying too high." "We need to give him a reality check." "Did that builder Sanghvi say that?" "To cut his stomach to get the money out?" "Yes Dutta Bhai..." " What yes?" "...and we were outnumbered." "we couldn't fight him!" "You sissies!" "One should have balls to fight." "Hello Chief," " Hello!" "Whats happened?" "Did he get caught with his pants down again?" "Sorry Chief!" "Shut up!" "J ayanta!" "You wanted challenging task, didn't you?" "Now is the time!" "Do you know Sanghvi Builder?" "Yeah!" "The property guy, that bald fatso, ...whose wife left him." "We need to recover some money from him." "If you succeed... 10% of the booty is yours" "2 million!" "Think." "20 boxes?" "10% of 20 boxes means, 2 boxes!" "In one shot!" "Boss I am game." "When should I go?" "NOW!" "Take my car and go." "Kunal... here take the keys." "Go with Jayanta And learn something." "Come-on NOOB." "I'll take you to the matinee show" "BOSS!" "WTF Boss?" "You see my attitude when" "I get my own Beer Bar!" "I am Altaf chief's only favorite." "What's your home name?" "Chief, its "Laxmi Sadan"" "You dumb ass..." "I meant what is your pet name." "Err.." "Umm." "Chief..." "My folks, call me 'Kunnu'..." "Affectionately" "Kunnu!" "When your folks call you affectionately" "Why did you enter this world of hatred?" "I was helpless Bhai!" "But now I'm enjoying it." "Yeah!" "Right!" "You will know it when you lose your arms and legs and get thrown in a drain" "I didn't get it chief." "You won't get it." "This is Bhai-logy" [Underworld subject]" "It's a very intense subject." "And I'm the master of it" "Mr. Sanghvi, I heard every morning you go to the beach for a Morning walk?" "Skip tomorrow" "It may affect your health." "And if you still decide to go." "Make sure, you pay up Altaaf Bhai's 20 lakhs." "Wow." "Wow." "There is a new doc in town." "Jayanta Bhai MBBS." "I wanted to see who is after Sanghvi's ass." "Jayanta Bhai MBBS." "What is this Jayanta?" "I thought you would be a changed man after you went to jail." "You know, my bosses asked me to wipe out Altaaf's gang." "In fake encounters..." "But I am very romantic at heart." "I am like Mr. Yash Chopra." "I let them go." "Like how i will let you go today." "Go on child." "Go live your life!" "Oh!" "So much anger?" "Can you see stars in the daylight now?" "Go tell your Boss Altaf." "Superintendent of Police Alex Pandiyan has come to the party" "Like how Altaf forgot to honor his promise to you." "Similarly tell him even Sanghvi has forgotten to honor his promise" "He has forgotten everything." "Doesn't remember anything" "What?" "Pandian's been chucked out of the Police?" "When?" "How come nobody told me" "I would've smashed his face." "I would've shot him to death, right there." "I would've shot him to death, right there." "Hey." "Just because Alex is not in the Police ...doesn't mean he has lost his grip." "Looks like he wants to go back to jail." "Just for once use your bloody brains." "You fool!" "Dutta, calm down." "Sit" sit down." "Jayanta, Dutta is right." "It's foolishness to kill him now." "Let's wait for the right time." "You both keep waiting." "I am off." "Hey tenant!" "Hey tenant!" "Hey tenant..." "Turn off your Alarm." "The sound has pierced a hole into my ear drum." "HEY TENANT!" "Sir, what's the matter?" "Hey Mr. White out!" "Who the hell are you?" "Myself..." "Mr. P. K.Waga|e." "I am an estate agent." "My client wants to see this house." "The girl inside..., is she moving out?" "Yeah!" "Why?" "She says her neighbor is a goon." "Goon?" "Ha Ha." "Don't worry madam." "I will handle this." "Move aside." "Hey." "Tell her to stop the darned alarm." "My earwax has melted away" "Teet!" "Teet!" "Teet!" "Teet!" "ls he a goon ?" "Suicide!" "Suicide!" "Hey!" "Tenant?" "Wake up!" "What happened?" "No." "I didn't do anything." "Help me lift her." "Hey!" "Goon..." "Sir!" "Hold on Mr." "Waitmtake this along." "You may have to show this to the doctor." "Put it in my pocket." "What a pain you are man." "ls he a goon?" "No...err..." "These days one never knows." "We can't comment about anyone." "Rickshaw!" "Roopadevi hospital!" "Where you going?" "To fu...free your mother from the slammer." "Hey Tenant." "Please wake up." "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "Hey tenant." "Wake up please." "Please don't die on me." "I have no desire to be haunted by your ghost or spirit." "Who told you to pop those pills?" "You have to be little more patient." "Women these days are so impatient." "Emergency!" "Emergency!" "Move on!" "Clear my way." "Emergency!" "Emergency!" "Sister it's an emergency." "OK." "Bring her over here." "Doctor!" "Hey tenant." "Please wake up." "Move." "Doctor..." "Please help." "Hey tenant." "Please wake up." "What happened to her?" "Doc, she's overdosed on these pills." "These are supplements." "Supplements?" "Oh god, Crazy woman!" "Why did you have supplements?" "Hey..." "Mr. you please wait outside." "Listen, get out of here..." "Wait outside." "Sister I need to be with her." "NO." "You stay away." "Wait outside." "Sister, what are supplements?" "Supplements are vitamins." "Oh God." "Can someone die because of vitamins?" "Nonsense!" "You please go and sit there." "Why is she talking to me in subtitles?" "Fat ass!" "It's strange Jayanta." "Till date you have sent many people to the hospital." "But, never like this." "Hey Mr.!" "Your patient has gained consciousness." "What happened to her?" "Weakness!" "Darn, can people become weak by taking Vitamins?" "You Fool." "She has been starving." "She took supplements instead of food." "U nderstood now?" "[its so difficult to make him understand]" "Hey tenant." "Hey tenant, why are lying down wearing a curtain?" "You?" "What the hell are you doing here?" "Your mothers... blessings!" "I got you here." "I carried you on my back." "While you enjoyed the ride, passed out!" "I passed-out?" "In my room...is it?" "Yeah!" "What were you doing in my room?" "Bloody hell!" "That Wagale came over." "He opened your door." "He wanted to show..." "You don't want to live next to a gangster..." "Right?" "Oh God!" "I'll faint again!" "Hey Drama queen." "Cut the crap and get up." "You shouldn't be rude to a sick person." "Hello Ms. Sick Person" "Had I not brought you here." "You would've gone by now." "Far away!" "She got hospitalized and my wallet fell ill." "Hey Neighbor!" "Yeah!" "Thank you!" "For settling my hospital bills." "I am down by 1400!" "" "I'll pay you back, ok!" "Quickly ok?" "Or else I will send you back to the hospital again." "Jayantabhai is very tough ls it?" " Yes" "Then why do you keep getting beaten up?" "Madam, even Gangsters are human!" "Hello!" "Tenant" Interview again?" "Yeah!" "But how did you know?" "It's raining that's why." "Very Funny!" "So now laugh and forget." "Hey Neighbor!" "Would you have an umbrella?" "Of course I would, when I buy it I would have it." "Very Funny!" "Where is your umbrella?" "I forgot it at my last interview" "Now I know why you fail in your interviews!" "OK..." "Glve me 200 bucks." "Why 200?" "I want to buy Ambani's factory for you." "I'll get an umbrella for you." "Are you serious?" "Serious people are all in ICU." "They don't roam free like me." "Now tell me if you want it." "Or keep walking like a wet hen." "This is just a one time offer..." "mind you!" "Leave it!" "Get the cheapest one." "Yeah!" "Cheapness!" "Didn't even bother to thank me." "Oh god." "Its hurting." "Hey Neighbor." "Thank you so much!" "Welcome Not!" "Hey." "Also, best of lucks for your interview" "ls she the last candidate?" "Yes sir." "So..." "Miss Simrin Desai!" "You just have 2 months experience." "Hmm." "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Excuse me sir?" "I asked you a simple question!" "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No sir." "She must be very focused on work perhaps that's why she doesn't have a boyfriend." "OK!" "Do you like music?" "Yes Sir." "Good." "Very good!" "Singing and Dancing?" "Sorry Sir." "Do you know the 'Touch me, touch me' song?" "Yes sir." "Good." "Very Good!" "Then why don't you dance and sing the same for us?" "Sir... here?" "Right now?" "We want to see how confident you are." "Simrin, come on." "Be a sport." "Come on do it." "No problem." "No." "No No." "Hold it." "Hey show her the way it was done in the film." "It was something like this." "Do it the way it was filmed." "Nice." "Not bad." "Please stop the bus." "There she is." "Hey Simmi." "What's up?" "How was your interview?" "Oh my gosh!" "Please don't cry." "Do the breathing exercise." "Take a deep breath." "Oh God..." "She's crying again." "What happened?" "Today... in the interview..." "What happened there?" "I was humiliated." "You tell me who insulted you?" "I will smash his face." "Who did it?" "That guy said... 'touch rne'" "What?" "Did that guy touch you?" "Bloody..." "I'll send his Sister$*" "Did he touch you?" "No!" "He didn't touch you?" "Are you crying for not being touched?" "NO!" "I had to...to...dance..." "Oh!" "You silly girl...that's no big deal." "I will teach you." "I am an ace dancer and singer." "Forget it." "Why does she always scream at me?" "Hey Tenant." "Wait there." "Hey waiter." "Get it fast." "Ladies first brother" "You love scrambled eggs, don't you?" "Look how you are hogging it all." "I love scrambled eggs." "Me too." "At times how do you speak fluent English?" "Are you educated?" "l.J. University." "Third Degree." "'Indian Jail's university'." "Our Indian jails' are visited by so many educated people." "I heard them speak and learnt from them." "Hey tenant, please stop it." "People are staring at us." "Please don't call me 'Tenant' it sounds so crude." "So, what do I call you?" "Simmi." "SlMM-MEE" "SlMM-MEE" "Hey Simmi." "You are so talented." "Then why aren't you getting a job?" "Recessions, Scams, there are many such reasons" "Hey Simmi." "You want a job right?" "Yeah." "You do one thing." "Go beg and plead." "I am sure you will get a job" "Neighbor, you have your scrambled eggs." "I can do all this only when I get an interview call." "Bullcrap." "Why should you wait for a call?" "Like a salesman." "Go to every office and apply for a job." "If it happens, good for you." "If it doesn't, try again." "Mr. Pandey, this is my CV." "I shall keep it with me." "But the fact is, we only hire experienced people." "Sir." "See if you can do something." "Very difficult, but we will keep you posted." "Rohit, one moment please" "File it please." "Please come." "Hi Rohit Sir." "Hi!" "Here's my card." "Thank you so much Rohit sir." "Thank me once your work is done." "You are so helpful Rohit sir." "NO SIR." "Just Rohit." "Can something work out?" "Why not?" "Nothing is impossible" "You visited our office today..." "And you have applied for a job." "We are starting a new department." "We will be recruiting soon." "I will try my best." "You keep your fingers crossed." "Hi!" "Oh my god." "Ten!" "@..." "Simmi." "Hope I didn't disturb you." "Ahhh..." "NO." "You know what?" "Hey." "Stay back." "You know what... your idea of visiting every office, worked." "Whoa!" "I can see your excitement." "Forget all of that." "Thank you so much" "Welcome not" "I got you your favorite a chicken roll" "OH WOW..." "Put it there, over there." "You know, once I get a job I will treat you at a 5 Star restaurant." "We'll have scrambled eggs when we go there." "Yeah." "Good idea." "Will you please go now?" "Yeah." "Bye." "Bye!" "Bye!" "Bye!" "She said, she will treat me at a 5 star restaurant." "I hope he doesn't think that I'm falling in love with him." "Oh man, ls she falling in love with me?" "Here... take it." "I can't believe this." "I can't believe this." "Thank you so much." "I promised you a job, didn't I?" "You deserve it." "Finally..." "Here we are..." "Why are we here?" "You wanted to thank me right?" "There is no better and safe place than this, to thank me." "If you not too comfortable with this place, we could go to some other place." "I have another safe and secure option." "What do you mean?" "Oh!" "Don't tell me you not aware of these things!" "See, I have done you a huge favor." "Why don't you return my favor..." "in kind?" "Just today...that's it, I promise!" "You sick man!" "Hey Mr.Cable Guy" "You think you are too smart enough to disconnect my network?" "lam fixing it now." "Yeah." "OK fine." "I forgive you." "Hey!" "Tenant" "You look so flushed out." "Why?" "He took rne to the 'Night Lovers' Hotel." "' Night Lovers'?" "Goodness" "That's a cheap, low class by the hour hotel!" "He wanted to sleep with me." "And... you didn't sleep?" "NO." "I didn't..." "And if you so desperate to sleep with him." "Then take this!" "Hey!" "Simmi." "Listen to me." "Why does she always get pissed at me?" "' Rohit Sharm a!" "'" "Yes sir." "May I help you." "Good Morning Madam." "I am want 'Rohit Sharma'" "Kindly take a seat..." "I'll inform him." "Madam." "Excuse me." "I am Jayanta." "I am ajunior artiste." "I've come today in a goon's get up." "to surprise him." "Actually, his entire family is waiting down, with a new car." "They want to surprise him." "You do one thing, just go straight..." "You will find Mr.Rohit Sharma there." "Thank you madam." "By the way, your lipstick's pretty hot." "You know, Rohit is going to get a big surprise." "Rohit Sharma?" "Me?" "You've got a call from 'Night Lovers' hotel." "Does that ring a bell?" "Get up you sack of potatoes!" "What kind of surprise is this?" "Suresh, please help me man!" "Hey punk..." "move aside or face the music." "Are you a politician?" "Why you holding on to a chair then?" "Get up!" "Security." "Security." "Please Help!" "Shut up!" "I have come to hit you." "Not to hit on you!" "Do you understand?" "Sir Please let me go." "Hey stop your antics" "Sir this is not right." "Bloody A-hole, you tried to act fresh with my 'Simrin'?" "You like sleeping around, right?" "Now go and sleep in the hospital." "Just Joking!" "By the way madam, Even your lipstick is pretty hot." "I told that 'Sharma' once we file a complaint." "He will have to visit police station a couple of times." "He didn't want to pursue the case" "He doesn't want his wife to know about all of this." "You are safe this time." "But be careful next time. if I ever catch you doing this again..." "Now get the hell out of here." "Thank you sir." "Mention not." "I want to thank you." "VVow!" "Let's go to 'Night Lovers'" "Shut up!" "How much money do you have?" "May be some 2000" "Now I owe you 3400!" "" " Am I your ATM?" "In life, give people so much that, you feel happy when they return it." "Come let's go." "My god..." "You are a tanker." "Let's have one more." "One for good luck." "But, all I got is bad luck, loads!" "Just a minute." "Give me your hand." "This is my lucky charm." "Now see how your luck changes." "Hey Ten..." "Simmi!" "Good night." "I want to drink more." "But where is the booze?" "Simmi, last night, whatever happened between us..." "Lovering!" "No." "No. its wrongly English." "Oh God." "There she is." "Simmi, How are you?" "Damn!" "How are you?" "Hey Simmi, wait a minute please." "I want to talk..." "Hello!" "I want to talk to you in private." "Last night we got little carried away." "Hope it's not anything serious." "I know." "I Swear..." "I don't want anything heavy and deep, you know." "Simmi, please hear me out." "You know..." "Yeah." "Tell me." "When I used to visit my grandma in 'Nainital', during my holidays." "It used to be extreme cold there." "Yeah... right." "We had a pet dog 'Bruno'... ls it so?" " Yeah!" "On extremely cold nights I used to cuddle my dog and sleep." "Last night it was no different." "Hold on!" "You mean to say..." "I am a dog?" "You mean to say you slept with a dog last night?" "Now what 'Stop it'?" "Now my talking is like 'barking' to you... ls it?" "Bow-Wow [Barks]" "Greetings!" "Chief" "Hello chief..." "What is this chief?" "Why did you give him money?" "This will ruin our reputation." "Where is our clout Boss?" "This is a business." "And I know how to run this show." "Listen." "Don't poke your nose in Alex Pandian's affairs." "You got it?" "Chief..." "I want to show you something." "You sure, I can find the old 'Bar Punks' here?" "Of course, chief." "These guys work for Alex Pandian." "But Chief..." "Dutta asked you not to mess with Pandian." "To hell with Dutta." "Dutta said not to mess with Pandian." "But I can surely play with his balls." "Come, let's go." "Chief." "Jayanta's here." "What the hell is he doing here?" "He must be wanting to show his smartness to us." "I smashed a bottle on your head the other day." "Today I will smash your head like that bottle." "So Mr.Ta|king Tom You wanted to ruin all of us..." "Didn't you?" "There is no weight in your words." "Wait." "Let me add some weight." "Bloody Bench breaker!" "Hey." " What is it?" "Why did you call me?" "To leash me and take me for a walk?" "So I can take a piss on the light pole." "Yuck!" "Check this out!" "What's this?" "I've got a call for an Interview" "Here?" "Very funny." "So laugh and forget!" "Do you know..." "This will be my second round." "First was written test." "And I have cleared it." "Your bracelet is really very lucky." "You mean..." "The day to have scrambled eggs in a 5-star Hotel is not too far." "Of course." "Hey..." "Listen!" "Don't feel offended." "What will be your salary?" "Around 70,000!" "" "Oh my god!" "ls it monthly?" "You will be minting money!" "That means, you will surely move to some other place." "Of course." "So where are you planning to shift?" "To a place where there is enough sunlight, air and water." "But not seeping through the roof!" "Far from here..." "Hey Simmi..." "Will you give me your card?" "Your Business card?" "Sure, will give you one full box." "Yeah." "Dad." "I was on my way for a meeting." "I will talk to you later." "Hey Simmi." "Wait!" "First she called me here then leaves me here" "But she promised me one full box!" "Dad, how come you're here?" "I had some work." "Dad I..." "No..." "Impossible!" "Please open." "Have you lost it?" "Why should I go and meet your dad?" "Just won't happen!" "Please." "Go ask someone else..." "Whom should I ask to?" "Why did you tell your dad that I am your boyfriend?" "And that I am a manager In some big Companyl?" "!" "You are a 'Manager' aren't you?" "The company might be a bit different." "Yeah right..." "Drama queen!" "Enough." "Leave the darned door." "I so really want to go for this interview" "I had to lie... else he would have got me married to someone back home" "This is not right." "How can you make anyone your 'Boyfriend'?" "But Jayanta..." "You are not 'anyone'" "So who am I?" "You are my neighbor." "Great!" "There are many neighbors upstairs." "Go get them..." "leave me alone." "Jayanta..." "You are a friend." "Am r?" "You are more than a friend." "How much more?" "Have you forgotten that night?" "Yeah..." "When I was your dog!" "Jayanta..." "I am sorry." "Please Jayanta!" "Hey I can't take it anymore." "I look like a fool." "Hey Simi, listen!" "Everyone is looking at me" "People in Mumbai have no time for useless things" "Useless?" "You called me useless?" "useless?" "Here, take your bag, I'm leaving!" "I am not interested in wearing a rented suit." "I'm going back home." "I am so sorry." "Just Joking." "0k..." "lets go then." "My name is Ja..." "Abhimanyu Adhikari..." "Sir" "Say uncle." "UNKIL!" "Since last 3 years..." "Orange computer systems..." "Orange computer..." "I am a Sr. Marketing Manager in Orange computer systems." "Damn..." "I can never memorize this in my life" "Why don't you let me speak the way I want?" "No." "You have to mug it up." "Do you remember the lines I taught you about the family?" "Speak." "My elder brother owns a Restorantt" " It's restaurant" "It has to be nasal." "How stupid!" "So what's the use of an 'ANT' at the end?" "If I were to drop the last 'A' from my name." "Will people call me 'JAYON'?" "Restaurant" "OK." "I will use your 'AVVN' Elder brother owns a 'Restaurant'" "Sister-in-law owns a 'Beauty Saloon'" "It's 'Salon'." "Again?" "Nasal?" "OK!" "Elder brother owns a 'Restaurant'" "Sister-in-law owns a 'Beauty Salon'" "My old man..." "'DADDY'" "OK.." "My dad is a trader." "And my mom sits at home." "Sorry" She is a 'Housewife'" "Good!" "What nonsense!" "Whenever you decide to get married," "Look for a decent guy." "There are no decent guys anymore." "You'll find them." "You definitely will." "You have my lucky..." "Where is the lucky bracelet?" "I have left it somewhere." "You should always wear it." "Otherwise you might run out of luck." "OK!" "I will." "What's your full name?" "Jay!" "Jai Maharashtra!" "My name is Abhimanyu Adhikari." "I am a Maharashtrian." "So what do you do?" "I market the managers in computers" "He works for Orange Computer Systems, as a Marketing Manager..." "Dad!" "Let him speak..." "Simi!" "I am sorry dad." "I am sorry too." "Who all are there in your family?" "Right now... except me, all are home." "He has an elder brother, a sister, Mom-Dad..." "Simi." "Please leave us alone." "You won't let him speak otherwise." "Dad please!" "Leave now!" "Abhimanyu!" "You are so screwed" "So..." "What do they do?" "I am sorry..." "Who does what?" "Your family members..." "Sister-in-law owns a 'Restaurant'" "Brother owns a beauty 'Salon'" "My mom is a trader..." "And my dad is a housewife." "Ha Ha." "Are you nervous?" "Very much!" "I am extremely nervous sir." "I don't know what's going on." "There is a cross connection between my mental and vocal states." "You don't look like an introvert." "But I am impressed..." "There's something nice about you, Something honest" "Really?" "Cheers!" "So what are your thoughts on marriage?" "Marriage?" "I haven't thought about it." "What?" "Sir, I meant..." "We need some time to settle." "Nothing doing." "I want you to get married in one year." "Cheers!" "[Laughs]" " Cheers!" "Marriage?" "Holy Mother..." "It's a bad world Jayanta." "Hey!" "Are you out of your head?" "You left me alone with your dad." "Your dad was ripping me apart." "He was asking about me and our wedding." "What a mess." "I think your Dad really likes me." "Yeah Right." "What 'Yeah Right?" "'" "He has given us one year to get married." "Go fix a date." "Print a wedding card too." "Go..." "He is calling you." "Hey..." "What if we tell him, we will get married in one year?" "Hey!" "Are you crazy?" "I don't want to be a part of this." "What's wrong in just saying?" "You are so sweet to others." "So why do you act Like a witch in front of me?" "Because, I am not scared of you." "Say it again" "I am not scared of you." "Hey Bubble gum." "Won't take me a second" "To burst your bubble." "Oh!" "Come on..." "Give me your best shot!" "Best Shot?" "is it?" "Hey..." "Stop it." "Come on clear this place." "Hey get up!" "Sir." "What's the matter?" "Hey!" "Don't mess with us?" "We have the info that you are selling fake liquor here." "Search every corner of this bar." "You shut up and come with us." "Hello." "Jayanta Speaking." "Tell me." "Hey!" "Jayanta." "What have you done?" "How did you get to know?" "How will I not come to know?" "They have raided our bar." "Raid?" "Who told you to trash Pandian's men?" "He's had our license cancelled." "And he has only one condition." "And now clear your earwax and listen." "Pandian said, he is not going to budge until you fall at his feet  apologize." "Huh!" "What Huh!" "?" "Where the hell are you?" "I want you to come here right now!" "I am not coming." "What do you mean you can't come?" "Have you lost your mind?" "Hey punk." "I am busy." "Damn it!" "Hell!" "Hello." "Why did you hit us?" "I am sorry brother." "It was unintentional." "We would've got injured." "It didn't hit you" "So forget it please." "Hey..." "Who are you staring at?" "Do you know who we are?" "Are you new here?" "U nwanted headache!" "Greetings chief." "Hey..." "Jayanta." "Where the hell were you yesterday?" "I am asking you something." "So you not going to talk now... huh?" "OK..." "Let me tell you where you going." "You are going straight to Alex Pandian." "Go there and apologize for your behavior." "lam talking to you..." "Did you hear me?" "I will not spare you." "Hey, leave me." "I will shoot you right away" "Come on then, shoot me!" "I will not spare you." "Hey..." "Hold on." "Datta!" "Put your gun down." "What is all this?" "ls this how you want to become..." "My right hand man?" "Because of this impulsive behavior of yours" "I had to make Datta my right hand." "You look at yourself?" "Do you have that spark in you?" "Had I seen the spark in you I wouldn't have sent you to rot in Jail." "What are you staring at?" "Get this point straight." "You have come this far because of my pittance." "Now go and apologize to Pandian!" "Hurry UP" "Move it." "You can forget about getting Paid if you don't hurry up" "Hey Mr. Slow Motion." "Shut up!" "What's going on?" "The girl has moved out." "She said there was some personal problem." "Just a moment please." "Yeah..." "I know our terrace is always occupied by 'love birds'" "I have told you so many times." "Ya..." "I know." "Hey..." "What's the time now?" "It's 10:45 A. M." "Yeah..." "It's ok." "I will call you later." "Hey..." "I want to call up someone." "Yeah..." "Go ahead." "Give me your darn phone." "Don't you have your own phone..." "Chief?" "I broke it." "You can buy a new phone from my brother's shop..." "Just shut up and give it!" "Do return it please!" "I mean... after your call." "Take your time." "Hello!" "Hello." "Mr. Waghale." "No." "Its me..." "Jayanta." "Hey..." "Simi, please don't hang up." "Hear me out." "I've messed up your life." "You made a huge mistake by taking me home." "Now..." "You have a chance to correct your mistake." "Please don't miss your final interview" "I am sure you will make it." "You will outshine everyone." "Simi..." "I know it very well..." "I have seen enough in life." "To tell good from bad, you are good, Simi." "I know you Simi." "I know you inside out." "How do I make you understand?" "You're running out of time." "You have just four hours left, for the interview" "It's might be difficult for you to reach on time." "Please give it your best." "You will attend the interview" "Do you understand?" "I know you will." "Hey..." "Watch out!" "Are you done with your call?" "If you want to buy a new phone, do visit my brother's shop." "Go find him." "Yes chief." "Yeah Razak..." "Did you locate Jayanta?" "Not yet?" "Go find him now." "He must apologize to Pandian, If we want our bar license back!" "What happened?" "He is not here." "Only Altaaf chief can set him straight." "Dad..." "Pls. don't stop me today." "I have struggled a lot to reach this stage." "Please let me go today." "If it doesn't work out..." "I promise you." "I will come back to you and will never ask for anything." "Simi..." "Pandian sir..." "Our bars have been Shut for the past two" "Sir..." "OK." "I will send him to you." "Altaaf Chief..." "Its been two days...two full days!" "Can't get through to his phone either!" "He is going to get us screwed." "Where the hell is he?" "Following candidates, Pls. proceed to the conference room for the interview." "Shonali Jawahar." "Sanj ay Me non" "Milap Jhaveri" "Alok Dasgupta" "And..." "Monika Deshmukh" "Follow me." "Yeah." "Get going." "Hello." "Pls. stop!" "Hello." "Pls. stop!" "Shantanu Sharma" "Nikita Agarwal" "Kamal Sandhu" "Simrin Hemant Desai" "Aniket Salvi" "And..." "Madhura Joshi" "Madam..." "What's the time?" "Sir..." "It's 1:40" "Good afternoon Ladies  Gentlemen" "Good afternoon sir..." "Today, out of you six, we will pick one ideal candidate, for our company." "Mumbai passengers, please get down." "A synergic approach will solve all these problems." "Financial and technical." "And what do you feel?" "Me?" "Yeah!" "I feel a shock." "Its shocking!" "This is the most pathetic idea ever." "It doesn't make any sense," "The idea is of no use, if a common man like me doesn't understand." "To hell with such ideas!" "EXCUSE ME!" "Why should I excuse you?" "Do you want to take a piss?" "Pls hurry up." "Gentleman..." "Do you have any idea about what you are doing?" "Me?" "I do nothing... only bullying!" "I have been a good for nothing all my life." "And when I tried doing something..." "I have fallen on my face." "Sir there is a mistake..." "Let me call the security." "Hold on dude..." "I'll smash your face right here." "You guys, come on leave now." "Hello you 'Tie-boy' get going now." "Are you waiting for my special invitation?" "There is a mad man inside." "Pls. call the security." "Hello." "Security!" "Excuse me sir." "Hey!" "Shut up!" "I want you all to keep your mouth shut." "And you..." "If you dare to touch the phone" "I will break your finger and shove it up yours." "You'll keep looking for it." "'Simi..." "Where are you?" "'" "Be quick..." "Open the door." "Hey." "Tough guys touch me, at your own risk" "Hold on." "Please leave him." "I just want to know..." "Why did you do all of this?" "What do you want?" "Sir." "Please don't take me wrong." "I've tried to do just one right thing in my life." "Excuse me." "I beg of you to give me a few more minutes." "I have ruined this person's life." "I want few more minutes, to make good for lost time." "I want to do something right... by doing at least one good deed in my life." "I'm sorry I can't help you" "Thank you sir..." "I am glad, even if I didn't succeed, That my attempt was genuine." "Take him away." "Oh Simi..." "Where are you?" "Crazy man!" "Mamta," " Yes Sir." "Kindly call the candidates back." "Sure sir." "Move on." "Move on I say." "Take your hands off." "Shantanu Sharma" "Nikita Agarwal" "Kamal Sandhu" "Simrin Hemant Desai" "Aniket Salvi" "And..." "Madhura Joshi" "Where the hell were you?" "Do you want us to shut down?" "ls that what you want?" "Why are you acting so stubborn?" "Pandian has made our lives miserable." "So let's teach him a lesson." "Let's finish him off." "Everyone will fall in place." "We can claim our lost glory." "Hey!" "Hold on chief." "Jayanta is right this time!" "What nonsensel!" "Are you out of your head?" "it's not a cake walk." "I will bump him off." "I will kill him and within the next 24 hours." "Ok." "You kill Pandian." "But someone else will take the rap." "Your newbie Kunal will take the rap." "And when he comes out of the jail I wil make him your right hand man." "Chief..." "You've always felt that I have come this far because of your pittance." "Right?" "Today I will settle everything." "I will pay off all my debts..." "Today!" "Chief..." "I am very nervous today Also, I am very excited." "Kunnu..." "Always remember..." "Any act that gives you a Chill and a Thrill... is very dangerous." "Chief..." "I hope you have your gun?" "Nope." "You don't ?" "I have this." "Chief..." " What's wrong with you?" "You want to be like me?" "Chief..." "Why are you hitting me?" "You want to be a gangster like me?" "I hate myself for being what I am..." "And you want to follow my steps?" "I want you to quit all of this right away!" "if you don't take up a respectable job, I will bash you up" "In this line of business..." "You will cut short your lifeline." "Everyone pretends to be a brother." "But all they do is back stab each other." "Do you understand?" "I am never going back to Altaf." "But if I ever see you back there..." "I swear..." "I will not spare you." "No chief..." "Hey..." "You slow coaches." "How do we stan the theatre by DIWALI, if you work at this speed?" "Why do I always have to drill my point Into that thick skull of yours asshole" "OK..." "Start the work from tomorrow" "Oh!" "it's you..." "What are you doing here?" "You wanted my apology right?" "I have come to apologize" "Come tomorrow..." "I am busy now." "I am sorry." "I will apologize today..." "This will be my last apology." "Oh my dear boy..." "Are you angry?" "You think you are a stud?" "Not like that." "It should be this way." "Sorry..." "I am sorry..." "Did it ring in your ears?" "You look just like 'Juhi Chawla' (Actress) from the film 'Darr'" "Damn Corrupt... suspended cop!" "What do you have to say?" "Do you want to hit me?" "Come on..." "Go ahead!" "So now... do you want to run off?" "Or want me to finish you off?" "Please take care of my Simi." "You have seen the entire office." "Now I will introduce you all to someone..." "Six months ago..." "She was like one of you." "Today is our IT Head'." "May I come in?" "Please come in." "Please come in." "They are your new recruits." "Hello guys!" "Good to have you guys on board." "Looking forward to working with you." "Thank you madam." "I can't believe my luck." "I got the job..." "two promotions in just six months." "Since the day of interview..." "I have not seen that one person..." "The one who helped me to achieve all of this." "My eyes keep looking for him." "But can never see him" "I see him only in my dreams." "Hey.." "Tennn...." "I mean Simi..." "Your house is so beautiful." "Just the way you wanted." "Bright, airy with ample water..." "Flowing from the taps and not the roofs." "Simi..." "Do you remember your promise?" "What?" "You promised to give me your visiting card." "Yeah!" "I promised... not just one..." "I promised you one full box." "Manager?" "Holy Mother... blessing!" "You haven't changed a bit...!" "You too..." "You still look the same..." "HOT!" "But my life, my world looks Incomplete without you..." "Jayanta" "Take a deep breath." "I wish I could tell him this." "I cannot live without him That's how much I love him" "I just love him." "Only once." "Fill it up please." "Simi." "I think its time to have scrambled eggs at a Five Star restaurant." "Amazing!" "This is Mumbai for you my friend." "Just Amazing!"