"Subtitles by demonseye" "God!" "I love this job!" "Oh, man!" "Can't you go any faster?" "Floor this thing!" "I-I can't..." "It's my wife's brand new car." "And I'm not going any faster." "You're doing 65 now." "65?" "!" "Oh, shit!" "Get your goddamn foot off the pedal!" "You're killing my goddamn corn!" "Yeah, yeah..." "We're eastbound on 4th, we're in the town, we're in pursuit of a red BMW, driver Caucasian, blonde hair." "Plate number:" "2-Boy-Adam-Henry-174." "Use caution." "You are westbound on 2nd Street." "20-William-12 is southbound on Figueroa, approaching 2nd." "You're heading straight towards each other." "Somebody back off." " Okay, roger." "I got this." "What'd she say?" "What'd she say?" "What'd she say?" "She said we're about to have an accident." "You're gonna get us killed!" "Shit!" "I know what I'm doing." "Go, go, go!" "20-William-12, we're gonna stick with this red son of a bitch." "You chase down the blue." "20-William-15, this is 20-William-12." "That's confirmed." "You got red, we'll go with the blue one." "What's the pursuit, sir?" "There are two in pursuit." "20-William-15 and 20-William-12." " Who's that?" " Riggs, Murtaugh." "And their squad." " 20 bucks on Riggs and Murtaugh." " Who's driving?" "Murtaugh, in his wife's station wagon." "Wait a minute." "I knew nothing about the wife's station wagon." "Bet's off." "Hey, shut up!" "What the hell is that?" "What fuckin' language is that, huh?" "I never heard that shit before." " I think it was German." " German." "Japanese?" "It's Japanese radio." "Maybe they bought the L.A.P.D. as well." "They own everything else." "Riggs, shotgun!" "Shit!" "20-William-15." "Be advised." "Shots are being fired." "Uh, 2-William-15." "Thanks for the scoop." "Ah..." "The son of a bitch just shot out my wife's windshield." "We're in pursuit." "Right behind.." "Shit!" "Ah, shit, man!" "We're splitting' up!" "Splittin' up!" " Son of a bitch!" " Well, now we're cooking." " Damn it." " Will you step on it?" "Look out!" "See you, Rog!" "So I'd like to see your driver's license and proof of insurance!" "Rog, Rog, we got the blue." "And the red is going up the hill." "So is Riggs, on foot!" "Hey, Riggs!" "Riggs, Riggs, get your slow ass in here!" "Riggs, get in here, now!" " Only if you let me drive." "Move over." "I'll drive." "No, go around the other side." "I'm driving." "I'll drive." "You get a make on that red Beemer yet?" "Not one scratch, you hear?" " You're not gonna make it." " I'm gonna make it." "No, there's not enough room!" "You're not gonna make it!" "Look at my side panel!" "Goddamn it, you were right, you know." "There-there-there wasn't enough room." "Get down!" "Get down!" "Get the fuck down!" "Get down and stay down!" "He's takin' the wrong way!" "Get out of the way!" "Get out of the way!" "Move out!" "This was a new car, Riggs." "Well, it still is." "On three." "One... two... three!" "Shit!" "You forgot to turn your light indicator on." "Where the hell is he?" "This guy's Mandrake!" "Where were you, man?" "!" "Goddamnit!" "W-what do you mean where I was?" "Where did he go to?" "!" " He's fucking gone!" " I can see he's gone!" "Goddamn it." "You were supposed to come on "three"." "I thought you meant "one, two, three", then go!" "No!" "No!" "On "three"." "We always go on "three"!" "Sometimes we go "one, two, three", sometimes we go "one, two, three", then go!" "Hey, hey!" "Go check back there!" "If you see anybody running out, just pump the shit out of them." "What the fuck was that?" " He crawled into the trunk." " I got you covered." "Holy Christ!" "That's a lot of money." "It's gold!" "Gold!" " Krugerrands." "It's illegal." "You can't import them into the country." "I believe you're right, Rog." "Murtaugh, all the damage you caused downtown is coming out of the department's budget." " Fine." "Pay it off in Krugerrands." " Don't make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests." "Came up empty, I want an explanation." " Things got a little out of hand." " You told me this was gonna be a routine drug bust." "You didn't say anything about helicopters in the middle of the city, automatic weapons, Krugerrands..." "O-okay." "This was a little bigger than we thought." "Talk to you later." "You know, I worked psycho ward, Riggs." "You'll never gonna get out." "One minute, fifteen seconds." "Shapiro, scratch my nose." "Hey, hey, hey!" "What's goin' on here?" "Games?" "Is this kindergarten class or a police station?" "Let's get some work done here." "Houdini Jr. here bets he can free himself inside of 5 minutes." "I will too." "Don't try this at home, boys and girls." "He's nuts." "It's all over now." "Hey, put your money on the table and get back to work." "Suckers." "Somebody check that thing." "How the hell did you do that, man?" "Well, I dislocated my shoulder one time." "I can just do it whenever I want to now." "Oh, goddamn it." "Does it hurt?" "Yeah, it does." "But not as much as..." "when I put it back in." "Well, if it isn't Mrs. Sigmund Fraud." "My door is always open, sergeant." "Well..." "I think we ought to keep this on a professional level, don't you, doc?" "Why the hell do you do this to yourself, Riggs?" "Well, who else could I do it to?" "I mean, none of them will let me." "And besides, I need the money." "Come on, cough up!" "Come one." "Come on, come on." "It's not all here yet." "I want it all." "I want the lot." "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "Hey." "Where did this come from?" "Uh?" "You guys just can't help yourself to this stuff?" "It's evidence." "It's a goddamn Krugerrand." " Hey, that's mine." "I won that." " Hey, it's not yours, hear?" "You wanna get busted?" "Huh?" "I'm gonna get some chili." "You comin'?" " No, not tonight." " Why not?" " Rianne's commercial's on." " Rianne's in a commercial?" "Hey, not so loud!" "Hey, what's the matter, man?" "I'd be proud of her, if I was you." "I haven't seen it yet." "I don't know." "What if she stinks?" "Oh-ho, come on, you gotta be kidding." "She's gonna be great." "Gonna be great." "Hey, everybody, listen up!" "Listen up!" "Tonight at... what time?" " Oh, come on, Riggs!" " Come on, what time?" "What time?" "Eight o'clock." "Uh, eight o'clock tonight, on chan... channel?" "Eight." "Eight." "The sergeant's beautiful daughter, Miss Rianne Murtaugh." "Here's a picture of her." "And she's gonna be making her television debut in a commercial." "With this crowd, baby, you'd better not stink." "Hey, what happened?" "This is a brand new car." "Mom's gonna be upset!" " It's still a brand new car." " No, it's not, it's wrecked." "Shut up." "Hey." "I don't want your mother to know about this." "Hey, hey, here, here." "Do your homework too, huh?" " Okay..." "Hey, hey!" "Hey, I haven' t read these yet." " Rianne put them in there." "Rianne put them in there?" "Why don't you look out for me?" "Okay?" "He-ey, Ricky!" " Yeah." "I wanna use my driveway once in a while, okay?" "Hey, nice oxygen tent." "You know, I was thinking of getting one o' these." "An oxygen tent, man?" "Do I look like Michael Jackson?" " No, but you're bad." " Yeah." "This is a two-car garage, and this is my hobby room upstairs, come on." "Yeah, I retire when I'm 52, and the whole nine yards kick in when I'm 55." "Hey, cut it out, cut it out." "You're not thinking of retiring, are you?" " Well, I'm thinkin' abou it since I met you." " Oh, thank you." "Hey, this is a real nice hobby room you got here, Rog." "I guess all you need now is a hobby, huh?" "Jesus Christ!" "What goes wrong with you, guys?" " Oh, I'm sorry." "That's very uncool." " You're sorry?" "Check my shorts, for Christ sakes!" " Don't you guys use hammers anymore?" " What's a hammer?" "Let me see this." "Hey, hey, easy." "Easy, easy." "Easy, huh?" "It's no Saturday Night Special, for crying out loud." "All right, all right, all right." " All right, give it back." " Okay, okay." "A man's not even safe in his own home." "Stay the hell outta here, then." "You got any outstanding traffic warrants?" "Why, can you fix them?" "Almost time." "Are we taping this?" "Yes, honey, so we can watch it over and over again." "Take the stairs." "Nick, get your feet off the table." "You too,Martin." " The color's no good." " Daddy, the color's fine." "You'll mess it up." " I just want my baby to look good." " Then unplug it!" "Hey, Nick, that's your sister!" "Hey, the picture looks perfect to me, Rog." " You think so?" " Yeah." "Do I know you?" "Yes,sir." "We had a long talk about a week ago." "You remember?" " We did?" "About what?" " About your new hobby room, sir." "Daddy, this is George." " How you doin', sir?" " George, did you get the sense that I liked you?" "Yes, you did, sir." "Sit down and be quiet." " Hey, hey, what's that you're eating, dad?" " A'ight, my tuna fish sandwich." "Tuna?" "!" " Daddy, you can't eat tuna!" " I can't eat what?" "Dad killed Flipper." "We're boycotting tuna, honey, because they kill the dolphins that get caught in the nets." "Only albacore." " Alba-what?" " Why don't you have a ham sandwich?" "Yeah, eat Miss Piggy instead." " Oh, oh, I'm sorry!" " It's only my eye." "Oh,oh, oh!" "Oh, my God!" "It's coming on!" "My baby!" "Hey, don't she look gorgeous, Martin?" "When the time has come... and the moment is right... remember... use Ramses' Extra condoms." " We do!" " Ramses' Extra." "Because caring means all the protection you can get." "Trish." "Take the kids upstairs." "Daddy, we learn about this every day in Human Development." "Human what?" "!" "Human Development what?" "!" "Trish!" " Development, daddy." "Chill out, daddy." "Upstairs!" "Upstairs!" "Nick, upstairs." "You know how your father is when he gets like this." " I looked fat." " No, I liked you, Rianne." " George." " Yes, sir." " Home." "Out!" " But, sir, I-I..." " George, I got a gun." " Yes, sir." "Hey, what's with you, Rog?" "She was great, she looked beautiful." "Yeah, I liked it." "She made me wanna go and buy rubbers right now." "Look, Rog, I thought it was great." "Rianne,that was just... that was..." "Hey, Rianne, I thought you were terrific." " Did you, really?" "You mean it?" "Yeah?" "I think she's got a hell of a future, don't you, George?" " Yeah, she was good." " George is afraid of daddy." "He's going home." "Hey, don't be silly." "Stick around." "Saw Mr. Murtaugh has a gun." "Ueah, but it's an old gun and he's not a very good shot." "That's good." "That's really good." "Look, I'm gonna go anyway." "Good night." " I-I'll buy you a beer." " Okay." "Oh, no, you let him buy the beer." "You're under 21." " Yeah, right." " Yeah, be back by midnight." "Just wait and see." "Cops never let up, you know?" "I'll have rubbers on my desk, rubbers in the mail, rubbers in the coffee, rubbers, rubbers, rubbers..." "If you'd only kept your mouth shut!" "Oh, you had to tell everybody." "I'm going for a walk." "Well, give the boys some credit." "You know, in one ear out the rubber." " Hey, how goes it with you, Hans?" " Okay, man." "You, Pieter?" "Okay." "That's quite enough of that." "Come on over here, Hans." "Mind the plastic." "I'm having some painting done." "Now, the important thing, Hans, is:" "are you all right?" "No bones broken?" " I'm fine, thank you, Mr. Rudd." "Just a few bumps and bruises, eh?" " Yeah, that's all." " Good, good." "However, we did lose over a million dollars in Krugerrand." "I know." "I'm sorry, Mr. Rudd, uh..." "It happens." "Oh, it's not your fault." "Sometimes these things do not go as planned." "As you say, they just happen, eh, Pieter?" "You give a whole new meaning to the word "drop cloth", Mr. Rudd." "Certain policemen in this city have become an intolerable nuisance." "They are obviously on to us again." "How do you propose to handle this situation?" "Warn them off." "It's my experience... that a scared cop is more useful than a dead one." "A warning?" "Is that not a bit tame?" "Depends on how you do it." "In that case, you had better look at this." "This... this is the policeman in charge." "A Kaffir." "Lovely." "Remember to take these in order, Martin." "There's a packet for each day of the week." "Thank you." " This yours?" " What?" "I found it in the wash." "Yeah." "Thanks, I, uh, keep on losing this." " Something's wrong." " No, no, not really." "It's just a goddamn pen." " You were saying about the pen...?" " Oh, it just reminds me of something, that's all." " Reminds you of what?" " Oh, it reminds me of... of the night Vicki was killed." "I didn't mean to push." "I know, that's okay." "We never really talked about this, did we?" "Well, I was supposed to meet her for dinner in, uh, you know, one of those..." "romantic dinners for two." "I was up to my eyeballs in work." "And, uh..." "I forgot about the whole thing." "I guess she waited at the restaurant for an hour before she decided to drive home alone." "At midnight, before I got home, I got home to a ringing phone, so, naturally I answered it." "They told me she was killed in a car crash." "I should have been driving, and I guess we'd have been all right, huh?" "Anyway, I remember falling down on my knees and I started shaking all over and..." "I remember thinking "I'm losing it." "I'm just losing it"." "So, there I was lying on the living room floor... lying there, I'm seeing under the couch, and I see this gold pen." "Gold pen just lying there under the couch." "I'd been looking for it everywhere," "I'd been looking for..." "I hadn't seen it in two months." "There it is." "She wasn't much of a housekeeper." "And this voice goes off inside my head, you know, kinda like a drill instructor." "I really heard it." "It said "Get up!" "Now!"" "I didn't feel like it, but I got up." "Muscles were still working..." "Then I drove to the hospital and, uh... identified her in the morgue, and signed her out with my gold pen." " Gold pen?" " Hm." "Hey, Trish found a gold pen in the laundry." "Look around you, Sam, look around you." "One day, Sam... hey, this'll all be yours." "Yeah, find a nice bitch, raise a couple of pups." "A man could live here and be happy, huh?" "Hey, anybody tell you if you sit on cold rocks too long, you get piles?" "Come here." "Come on, let's get out of here." "Watch some TV." "Kaffirs!" "You're wondering about your kids, mertoka?" "You wondering what we've done to them, uh?" "You know, If I was you, I'd be going nuts right now." "I'd be going fucking bananas." "Want to know what we've done?" "Shall I tell you?" "You just let your imagination run wild, man." "Now, this has just been a warning, grunt." "After this, it gets bloody." "Now, you tell your people to back off." "Don't you go being a smart Kaffir." "Maybe we let you live, huh?" "Come on, let's go!" " You didn't see a face?" " Not one face." "They all had on hoods." "Yeah?" "What about a voice?" "Any voice?" "Um, that... that crazy motherfucker who did talk, he had a strange accent." "I couldn't place it." "Um..." "Not German, not English, uh..." "Kind of..." "guttural, um, uh..." "You know, shitty accent." "Hey, hey, wait." "A-a-anything like what we were chasing the other night?" "Yeah..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of like that, yeah." " Did you get Trish and the kids out?" " Yeah." "They're at her sister's house in Bellflower." "Even give her a carpet a week ago." "Hey, listen up, everybody!" "You all heard about what happened to Rog last night?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "Yeah?" "Did Forensics get back with anything on that?" "No, nothing yet." "They'll keep us posted." "Yeah, the point being we gotta watch each other's backs and fronts and every other goddamn thing." "Well, you're all invited to watch my back tomorrow, poker." "Don't be late." "My house." "You in?" "If we catch these assholes." "Hey, hey, count me in." "I'm the big winner around here." "Hey, hey, captain." "Uh, okay." "Be right there." "Uh, I got something special for you, boys." "A guy by the name of..." "Getz, Leo Getz, has been placed in protective custody, and you two guys are gonna babysit 'im till Washington sends out the Feds." " How long?" " Soon as all the red tape is processed." "Couple, three days." "This guy Getz is gonna testify before a commission of inquiry." "Drugs, laundered money, etc. etc." "Yeah, Willy." "I'll be there in 10 minutes." "Yeah, 10 minutes." "This is not a shit assignment." " Yes, it is." " No, it isn't." " It is." " It isn't." " Captain, it's a shit assignment." " Shut up, the both o' you." "Here you go, sir." " And I've guaranteed this guy's safety." " Why us?" "Because you two are the most qualified for the job." "And... after last night, you could use the break." " I can handle last night, huh?" " Yeah." "What are we supposed to do this guy?" "How the hell should I know?" "Take 'im to Disneyland." "Man, this stinks." "This stinks." "This stinks!" "I don't give a fuck, Riggs!" "That's why I don't have an ulcer." "Because I know when to say "I don't give a fuck"." "Now, here's where he's stayin'." "It's a nice hotel." "All the expense have been picked up by the Justice Department, so enjoy yourself." "And, Riggs!" "One more thing." " What?" "You know what that says?" "Yeah." "Same thing as that, but I don't give a fuck." "You're lucky." "I have to live with that." " Excuse me." " Yes." " What room is that for?" " 612." "This is it. 612." " Who is it?" " Police." "Open up." "How do I know it's the police?" "After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet." "Open up." "That was easy." "Don't you wanna see a badge?" "Don't do that again." " Okay, let me see your badge?" " Shut up." "Okay, I get it." "Bad cop, good cop." "Shut up." "Okay, okay, okay." "Bad cop, bad cop." "I got it." "I know all those routines." " You Leo Getz?" " Yes, sir, that's-that's me, Leo Getz." "Whatever you need, Leo gets." "You get it?" "I use that all the time to break the ice when I meet people." "You know, it's good..." "I'm sgt." "Murtaugh, this is sgt." "Riggs." "How you do?" "Nice to meet you." "Okay, so, uh, what do I call you guys?" "Sgt. Murtaugh, sgt." "Riggs." "We're gonna be your shadow for a few days..." "Leo." "Okay." "That's-that's all right with me." "Hey, an old-fashioned wheel..." "Ow." "Okay, okay." "Okay." "I just ain't seen one in a long time." "Hey, I didn't think anybody used those things anymore." "Boy." "I bet that the kid's got an automatic." "How 'bout it, got an automatic?" "Yep, a Beretta, here it is..." " Don't touch it." "Sure you guys are cops or what?" "Better watch how you treat me." "I'm a witness for the state." "Star witness." "Stating..." "We're gonna take that room over there." "Actually, I already have my stuff in this room." "I mean, you know, when I, uh..." "Okay, okay." "It's yours, okay?" "My stuff's gone." "I'll mo..." "I'll move it in the small room, okay?" "I mean, I'm the smallest guy here." "I'll take the small room." "Okay?" "Come on." "Hey, loosen up a little bit, you guys!" "Come on, we're gonna be together a long time." "I'll get it." " No." "It's only room service, guys." "Hey, I forgot to tell you." "You guys hungry?" "I'll call down and get something else." "Anything you want." "See this silk robe?" "Silk pyjamas?" "Free." "Come on." " I-it's not free." " Yes, it is." "It's free." " It's taxpayers' money." " Oh, God, come on." "It's the same thing, okay?" " Good morning, gentlemen." " Morning." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey, hey." "Hey." "That's my food." "You guys didn't want anything, right?" "Waiter, bring it here." " Yes, sir." " Okay." "Okay." "It's mine." "Boy!" "Hey, you could have anything you want." "Hey, I didn't order hamburger, I ordered eggs." "Martin, not the window!" "No!" "Shit!" "That son of a bitch, where is he?" "Hey!" "Hey, somebody stop that guy!" "Stop him!" "Don't leave me!" "Don't leave me!" "I can't..." "I can't swim!" "All right, all right." "Get off me!" "Get off me!" "All right." "Okay, okay." "Come on, we're near the edge of the pool." "Now get the fuck off my back, okay?" "Clear!" "Move it, get back!" "Police!" "Hey, you all right, man?" " Yeah, I'm okay." "Where were you, man?" "You're my partner or what?" "Why didn't you follow me down?" " Yeah, why didn't you follow him down?" " Shut up!" "I was 7 floors up!" " Hey, he hit me." " Good!" "Leo, this guy took an awful chance to pop all three of us, like I..." "What did you see?" "Did you witness a murder or something?" "What was it?" "Nothing like that." "Honest." "Okay." "Okay, okay." "All I did was laundering a half a billion dollars in drug money, okay?" "Half a billion dollars?" "!" "Damn it." "Half a few." "Who can count that much money?" "Could I, please, have some..." "cotton balls for my nose?" "Could you, please, shut the fuck up?" "Hey, you guys are supposed to take care of me." "Shut up!" "Mr. Getz got away." "Our best opportunity and he gets away." "He slipped right through our fingers and into the hands of the police." "What are you doing?" "Ah, just, uh, checking to see if I was standing on plastic." "Okay, I got it, I got it." "I got it." "Okay, here." "I'm who I am." "You're a drug dealer." "I work in a bank." "Okay?" "I gotta sit gown." "You have money that just got to be laundered." "What do you do?" "I bring it to you." " He does." " Me?" "I-I don't understand." "Why me?" "Who am I?" "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "I'll tell you." "You're a courier." "You work for him." "I'm the drug dealer." "Don't you have plates?" "Here." "My, what is this?" "Come on, guys." "Okay." "I deposit the cash into the account of a dummy finance company." "Now, I issue you a cashier's check... in his name... minus a small commission for myself." "Okay?" "Spring was in the other end." " You like breathing?" " Uh, how much?" " 2% standard." "Not bad, Leo." "Pretty prosperous, uh?" "So, you give it back to me as collateral on a loan that I make to you." "But you don't pay back the loan." "You keep the money." " Heh!" "How's that work?" " How's what?" "That's it!" "Don't you get it?" "It's your money." "You don't pay it back, it's yours." "And it's clean." "It is now..." "laundered." "You cops aren't too bright, are you?" "Okay." "Okay, okay, okay." "Here." "This is the best part." "You got it?" "You... take a tax deduction... on interest payments that you don't even make." "Am I an innovator?" "Am I a genius?" " You're a swindler." "Cheat." "Come on!" "Everybody cheats a little bit." "Look at the Pentagon." "Okay, okay." "So, you got it?" "Okay, Mr. Big Shot." "How come you turned yourself in?" "I was scamming those drug guys for months." "Every transaction, I would hold back a little." "You?" "Uh-huh." "Hey, it was easy." "All those cash deposits, millions of dollars, in small bills, changing hands." "I mean, who's gonna miss 10,000 dollars here, 20,000 dollars there, huh?" "Drug dealers." "Yeah, yeah." "That's right." "They did." "That's why I'm living out of a suitcase for two weeks now." "And you know why?" "You can give that to Nick." "Yeah, but I bet it's softer." "With one of those fabric softeners in there." "Feel that!" "It's a little small, Leroy." "It's not Leroy, it's Leo." "And if you want, I'll buy you another shirt." "Come on, you wanna do me a favor?" "Give me the names of those drug dealers that you were talking about." " I don't know any drug dealers." " Come on." "Told you, all I dealt with was couriers, okay?" "Hey, Rog." "Where does Trish keep my laundry, man?" "On the shelf, in the back of the machine." "You never met anyone except couriers?" "No... no names." "Wait a minute, wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Come to think of it!" "Okay, okay, okay." "Listen." "They took me up to the hills, in this house with stilts on it." "Right?" "And I had like a job interview with a guy, and his name was..." "Hens." "Hans!" "Can you take us there?" "Ho-ho-ho-hold it." "We just supposed to sit on this guy." "It's not gonna do us any harm to look." "Okay, okay, okay, okay." "I know the address." "Come on, let's go, Rog." " Man, we shouldn't do this!" " Let's go, let's go!" "Come on, Rog, don't be a killjoy!" "Come on, we're back!" "We're bad." "You're black, I'm mad." "Come on, let's go!" "This is gonna be great!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen!" "If we're going, shouldn't I have a gun?" " No!" " No!" "Boy..." "Listen, wait, is my nose still bleeding?" "Because it is really sore." "Yeah, I'm sorry about that." " It should be coming up soon." " Yeah." " Okay, 9856." " That's it." " That's another possibility." " This is the ninth possibility,Leo." "Hey, that's it." "Nine." "My lucky number." "Nine." "Yeah." "Stay in the car, you hear?" " Can I come?" " Stay." "Nice car." " Now, what are you doing?" " Okay, I'm hooking it up." "You're not even looking what you're doing!" "All right, I know what I'm doing." "I'm towing your car, not a baby carriage." "Relax." "It is my car and you're chipping the paint." "I can hear it." " Do you smell what I'm smelling?" " Yeah, yeah, I smell something." " What's that?" "A rat?" " Yeah." "A real stinky one, too." "Hey, where you going?" "Hey, I'm a..." "I'm a peeping Tom, Rog." "It goes with the badge." "It's fun sometimes, too." "Bingo!" " Lars, look!" " What the fuck?" "!" " Ey, ey!" " Hey." "Where's the pool?" " What you doing?" " There's no bloody pool here, man." " Of course there is." " This house is built on stilts." "Stilts?" "No, I'm sure there's gotta be a pool here." "Cuff yourselves." "Cuff yourselves." "Once again!" " Riggs!" "Riggs, Riggs!" " Overe here!" "Stay, Riggs." "Stay where you are!" "Don't move!" "Come on." "You all right?" "Move that truck!" "Give me your keys!" " You all right?" " Yeah." " Hey, hey, where you going?" " That was the waiter from the hotel." "Hey, wait for me!" "Get the fuck out of here!" "What are you doing, man?" "!" "You can't take my truck!" "What's goin' on?" "Gotcha!" " Hey, Riggs!" " Hey, hey, it's the guy from the hotel!" "Okay, where did he go?" "Riggs is hanging on the truck!" "And what are you doing out of the car?" "I told you to stay in the car!" "Get in the car!" "Get back!" "It's police business!" "It's a high-speed chase!" "Get out of the way!" "I love it!" "Go faster!" "We gotta catch him if you're faster!" "Hello, asshole." "Hurry up!" "Come on, come on." "Give me that!" "There they are!" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Come on, come on!" "Can't you go faster?" "!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Leo, will you shut the fuck up?" "Oh, shit!" "Wipe out." "It's all under control." "I told you to look out!" "Shut up!" " You're too old to drive this car." " Shut up!" "Yak-yak-yak-yak-yak." "And stay!" "Hey, what do you think I am, a dog?" "Hey, down!" "Put your hands behind your neck!" "Now, what the fuck are you guys doing here?" "I mean, we got a lot to talk about." " Yeah." " What is going on down here?" " Freeze, dickhead!" "Get down here!" "Get down here, dickhead!" "Come on, it's been a bad day." "Show me your hands!" "Show me your fucking hands!" "Take it easy, officer." "I'm not armed." "I won't resist." "Put down your guns, gentlemen." "It's all right." "Do as I say!" "Get your hands on your head." "Come on!" "Place them behind your head!" "You have no idea what you are doing." "Oh, I wouldn't worry too much about that." "We're professional police officers." "We do this for a living." "My name is Arjen Rudd." "I'm Minister of Diplomatic Affairs for the South African Consulate." "South Africa, Rog." "The home of the Krugerrand." " Hey, among other things." " Yeah." "These gentlemen also work for the consulate." "Would you like to see our diplomatic credentials..." "Don't move!" "Don't do that." "Don't do that." "Keep your hands out of there." "Hey, gimme that." "Everybody, take it easy." "Especially you, Riggs." "Riggs?" "You Martin Riggs?" "Yeah." "The Chicago Riggses." "What's your name?" "What's his name?" "Pieter Van Vorsch..." "I'll just call you Adolf." "Are you Arjen..." "Arjen Rudd?" "Ar-Aryan what-what...?" "That's you." " It's official." " Yeah." "They are official." "Under the Diplomatic Relations Act, no diplomatic agent may be detained or arrested once..." " ... his identity has been established." "Now, we do have a serious diplomatic situation here, which I will be taking up with your State Department first thing in the morning." "Well, you got me quaking in my boots, but I'm still gonna bring you down." "My dear officer... you could not even give me a parking ticket." "Who is the dickhead now, hey?" "This house is owned by the South African government." "This is South African soil." "Now get out of here." "All of you." " Okay." "Come on, let's go." "Hey, man, don't do it." "Don't do it or I'll make you eat this fucking thing." "Kaffir." "Miss, could you, uh, step out of the car, please?" "Pull... pull them away." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Are you okay?" "Don't open that!" "That is a diplomatic pouch, protected under Article 27 of the Vienna Convention." "Son of a bitch." "Is he serious with this stuff?" "Yes." "These are police officers, Miss van den Haas." "And they were just leaving." "She is a consulate secretary." "Give her back the briefcase." "Give it to her." "Here, I'm sorry, Miss Consulate Secretary." " It's only paper..." " Don't talk to them!" "Come here." "He's a nice guy, isn't he?" "What's he paying you an hour?" "How do you like to increase your pay and better hours?" "I'd start getting used to that sort of view." "It's the Triangle Trade all over again." " The what?" " The Triangle Trade." "Didn't you ever do American history at school?" "You know, from, uh, molasses to rum to slaves." "Only now it's drugs to dollars to Krugerrands." "All I know is it's a guy in the morgue, he's got a surfboard where his face used to be, and by the morning the State Department's gonna be breathing down our throats." "And I'm gonna have to make some kind of godddamn formal apology to the South African consulate." "Apologize?" "That-that..." "He's a sack of shit!" "This guy is dirty, he's a crook..." "Doesn't matter if he's dirty, Riggs." "He's a diplomat." "He's got immunity." "He's beyond the law." "We can't touch him, arrest him, prosecute him." "Is that clear?" "Does that spell it out for you?" "Yes, sir." "Okay." " Who the hell is this guy?" " Leo Getz." "Nice to meet you, sir." "Gets, Getz, Getz..." "Jesus!" "You took a civilian on a bust." "The civilian you're supposed to be protecting!" "He's alive, isn't he?" " It's okay, it's okay." "I signed a waiver." " Shut up, Leo." " Besides, I usually wait in the car." " Usually?" "Usually?" " That's right, they're very adamant about that." " I don't give a fuck." " These guys are good cops!" "They're the best." "Let me tell you." "One time, a guy was waiving a gun!" "Hey, hey, what did he say?" "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "Hey." "What he say?" "What he say?" " "I don't give a fuck."" " What-what's that mean?" "His mantra." "Hey, hey, why is everybody there parked on my desk?" "Up, up, up!" " It's a rubber plant, sarge!" " I had nothing to do with that." "Looks to be about a week's supply, though." "And it go spit." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I forgot, uh." "You're too old for that shit." "Hey, sarge, if you don't like it, you can exchange it." "Thank you, Mr. Rudd." "One moment, Miss van den Haas." "I hope you understood what was happening here today." "I'd rather not jump to any wrong conclusions." "Why don't you explain it to me?" "Well, the policies of our government are not popular here in America, as you know." "The police department of this city is overrun with blacks." "They've badges and guns and they hate us." "Our consulate, its staff... and particularly myself will always be targets for their harassment." "Good night, Mr. Rudd." "Things are getting out of hand." "We're suffering too many losses." "We'll have to move the cash in one large shipment." "We'll need something a lot bigger than a suitcase for that." "I'll worry about that." "You worry about the police." "Your warning did not work." " Hey, come on, Leo, let's go!" " I'm coming." " Come on!" " I'm coming!" "Okay!" " Come on!" "Hey, they're cops, okay?" "Ain't no big deal." "I gotta eat too." " Come on, Leo." " Hey, give me the food." "Who ordered the super combo?" " Over here." " I get a steak sandwich." " Who gets Leo?" "You got a big empty house, you're all alone there." "I got this little trailer." "What am I gonna do with 'im?" "My place is too small, man." "You take him." " I had him last night." " Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me, fellas." " What?" "What?" "!" "This is tuna." "See, I hate tuna, okay?" "I refuse to get stuck with tuna now." "I mean, come on!" " Hey, Leo." "Don't eat the tuna." " Oh, where were you?" "I just said that!" "I'm not eating it." "I'm not eating tuna." "Come on, let's go back." "Hey, we're not going back!" "So just shut up!" "Oh, sure, don't go back." "Okay, okay, don't go back!" "That's it." "Let me tell you..." "Can I give you two guys a friendly piece of advice, okay?" "Don't ever go up to the drive-through, okay?" "Always walk up to the counter." "You know why?" "Okay, okay, okay." "I'm gonna tell you." "Okay." "They fuck you at the drive-through, okay?" "They fuck you at the drive-through!" "They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked, okay?" "They know you're not gonna turn around and go back." "So they don't care." "Who gets fucked?" "Oh, Leo Getz." "Okay!" "Cured!" "I don't give up, fuck!" "I'm not eating this tuna!" "Okay?" "Shut up!" " Morning, Mr. Rudd." " Get rid of that man." "Yes, sir." "Sorry." "You're gonna have to leave the premises right now." "The morning faxes, Mr. Rudd." "Hey, Sam!" "Come here!" "What's the matter?" "He kick you out of the house?" "Hey, Sam!" "I want you to bite Leo for me." "Leo!" "Le..." "Leo!" " Hey, hey, ha..." " What are you doing here?" "What is this?" " Wha-what am I doin'?" "I'm cleaning up this pigsty for you." "Hey!" "I like this pigsty." "I like livin' the way I live." "Oh, come on, Riggs." "Nobody has to live like this." "When was the last time you did the refrigerator?" "The pan under the refrigerator?" "There's a pan under there?" "Ha-ha, please..." "Come on, Riggs." " Where is..." "Where's my phone?" " Okay, okay." "Where's my TV?" "What have you done with it?" "Outside, outside." "Everything is outside, okay?" " Just stop what you're doing." " Oh, come on." "Get the dog out of here!" " Hey." "Hey." "You go before the mutt." " Come on." "Out, out!" "Oh, man." " Leo, where is it?" " Hello." " Riggs, it's Collins." " Yeah, hi." " Has Murtaugh checked in with you today?" "Oh, no, he hasn't." "Why?" "I haven't heard from him." "He doesn't answer his phone." "Okay, I'll be right there." "Stay in the car." "In the car." "Get in there." " Roger?" "!" "Roger!" " I'm upstairs!" " Should I call 999, officer in distress?" " Sure." "I'll cover the back!" " Where are you?" " I'm up here." " Rog?" "Rog?" " In here." "Good morning." "First time in 20 years" "I got the bathroom all to myself." "No kids banging on the door." "No wife asking me to hurry up." "Just me and my new..." ""Saltwater Sportsman" magazine." "Yeah." "The-the one with the article on deep-sea fishing?" "Yeah." "Sit here reading'... about marlin fishing'..." "in the Gulf of Mexico... when I glanced over." "Just saw this." " Oh, Jesus." "Is that all?" "Man, you scared the shit out of me, Roger." "Scared the shit out of you?" " How long you been here?" " I-I been here all night." "My-my legs are so goddamn numb I don't know if I can..." "Don't-don't-don't... move." " I-I can't." " Okay." "Just stay that way." "You-you mind?" "It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it." "Okay." "Okay, okay." " Tell me I'm not fucked." " He's fucked." "Well, okay, but I'd be lyin'." "You'll be okay if you don't stand up." "Well, that's a relief." " I'm gonna get some help, man." " Hey, hey, hey." "No way!" "Why?" "Uh... man..." "A'ight, I'm on the toi-toilet." "Give me a break, man." "Roger, this is serious." "I gotta tell the bomb squad," "I gotta get Jarvis and the boys in here." " Bomb squad?" " Yeah." " Okay, call them in." " Okay." " But, Martin..." " Yeah." "Okay, call 'em, but don't use the open frequency." "Okay." "Uh, uh, hey!" "Riggs!" "Let's try to keep this quiet, okay?" " A'ight, sure." "Hey, trust me." " Yeah." " Excuse me, please." "Please." "Thank you, sir." " An escort is really not necessary." "I know you're a psychiatrist, but, look, it's not a pretty sight in there." "Listen, I have helped policemen through some of the most traumatic moments of their lives." "Believe me, there is nothing in this room that I cannot handle." "I was wrong." "Excuse me." "Riggs..." "I should've known, where there was one,there's the other." " Hey." " Hey." "Split." " Hey, you're the psychiatrist, right?" " What?" "Listen, I'm having these dreams, see?" "Okay, it's ready to come out." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey, I gotta live in this house!" "Okay, I wanna clear this room." "Let's go." " This is gonna kill me." " Come on, Riggs." " Um-hm." " See you demolished." " That's funny." "Let's go." "Out." "You too, Riggs." "No." "Riggs... out." "All right." "Sergeant..." "I want you to dive into the tub." "When you do, pull the bomb blanket down over your head." "This is a good, old-fashioned cast iron tub." "It will withstand a hell of a blast." "I, uh, I can't do it." "He can't do it man, it's late." "He's been on there for, like, 18-20 hours." "He can't even walk, let alone hop off the can." "I'm gonna have to stick around here and help 'im." " All right, you better wear this." " Yeah." " How we're doing on the nitrogen?" " Almost there." "Now, what he's doing, sergeant, is spraying this thing with liquid nitrogen, that should give you a good second or two before... detonation." "Got that, sarge?" " Yeah, a second or two." "Thanks a lot." "Okay, lights out." "Okay." "Get him up, get him out." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Good luck, man." " Hey, Becker." "You... got a piece?" " Yeah, a Smith  Wesson." " Yeah, try this one." "Safety's on." "I'll be down later to collect it." " Good luck." " Yeah." "All right, let's move." " Well..." "Alone at last." " Yeah." "Why didn't they plant the bomb in Trish's stove?" "Think of all the needless suffering could have ended right there." "Yeah." "I'm gonna die on a toilet, aren't I?" " Guys like you don't die on toilets." "Anyway, I'm here and I'm not planning on going just now." "Okay..." "Let's do it." " Okay?" " Okay." "On-on three." "Uh, wait, let me get in... into the tub." "Almost as scared that you'll be there..." "Hold on." "On three, huh?" "What do you... what do you say?" " Okay, yeah." "Yeah." " All right." "One... two..." " No, wait, wait." "Wait." " What, what?" "Do we do it on... three, or... on deh-deh... one, two, three, then-then do it?" " Oh, it's your ass, Cochise." "I mean, it's up to you." "My ass, yeah." "On... three." " Okay, we go on three?" " On three, on three." " I mean, one, two and, like... three!" " Yeah." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Okay..." "One..." " Martin?" " What?" "Yeah, I know." "I know." "I know." " I mean it, man." " I hear you." " Yeah." " We're not gonna fucking die." "All right?" " Okay." " On three." " Three." "One... two... three!" " Oh, okay, okay." "I gotta go." " No, no." "No." "No." "Just get off me, man." "I don't want anybody to see us like this." " Mr. Jones?" " Right." "Sit down, please." "Well, what can I do for you today?" "Okay, I have this, uh, problem, this very delicate matter." "I have a friend of mine who wants to emigrate to South Africa." "Yes, of course, I can certainly help him do that." "Oh, sure." "Uh, but, I want you to talk him out of it." " Talk him out of it?" " Yeah." "Whatever for?" "Well, uh..." "You see, this is such a bad time for him to go to South Africa." "I mean, with all the trouble in Africa, okay?" "Oh, look." "Why don't you ask your friend to come back later in the week?" "We can sit down..." "You see, now, he's here." "He's here." " He's here?" " Yeah." "He's here now." " Where?" " Alphonse?" "Alphonse." " How you doin'?" " I think there must be some mistake." "Say, what?" "Sir." "Listen to your friend here." "He knows what he's talking about." "I-I don't think you really want to go to South Africa." "Why not?" "Because you're black." " You are." "He is." " Yeah." "Of course I'm black." "That's why I wanna go to South Africa." "To join up my oppressed brothers and take up the struggle against the tyranny of the... racist, fascist, white minority regime!" "Fascist re-gime!" " One man, one vote!" " One man, one vote!" "Free South Africa, you dumb son of a bitch!" "You dumb son of a bitch!" "Look, I've heard just about as much as I want to." "I'm gonna have to ask both of you to leave." "Hey!" "Hey!" "What's happening here?" "Don't touch me!" "Back off!" "Back off!" "Hey, close the security gate!" "Quickly!" "End apartheid now!" "One man, one vote!" "Free South Africa!" "Give me that flag!" "Give me that flag!" "You can't push me out!" "You call this security?" "More people come in and out of here than Grand Central Station." "Wait, gentlemen!" "Don't bother to call the police." "I'm here already." "I should have known." "Well, well." "The master race." "I hope you realize the trouble you are in right now." "Well, as usual, you people have got everything all upside down and turned around and... back to front." "Gentlemen... show officer Riggs into the street." "Hey!" "Get your fingers off!" "Hand off!" "Hey, let me have a look at that thing." "That's some piece of hardware you got there." "Where the fuck you got that stuff?" "I haven't even seen anything like that in the force." "Where's it from, South Africa?" "Hey, don't move." "I'm surprised you haven't heard about me." "You know, I got a bad reputation." "I mean, sometimes I just go nuts, like now." "Don't move." "I'll make a deal with you, Arjen." "Arjen, is that, or Aryan, or... whatever the fuck your name is." "I'll make a little deal with you." "You fold up your tents... and get the fuck out of my country... and I won't do anything to you." "I'll leave you alone." "Cause if you stick around here, I'm gonna fuck your ass." "I'm gonna send you home with your balls in a sling, you got that?" "Just get out of here..." "Kaffir lover." "Eenie... meenie... miney..." "Hey, Moe!" "Hey, sorry, Adolf." "Pick them up with your hands." "Big smile." "Big smile!" "Big... smile!" "Big... smile!" "Vorstedt, come over here." "Vorstedt!" " Hello." "Of-officer...?" " Riggs, Martin Riggs." "Hi." "Yeah." "What are you doing here?" "Oh, I've just been upstairs with your boss... shooting breeze." "Shooting his fish." "Yeah, bye." "Bye." "Okay, okay, okay." "So, it...." "I got it." "I got it." "The guy goes "But, but, but, but... you're black!"" "He's black." "No shit he's black there, man." "He started some shit with that!" "So, so, what you come in?" "Did you get into Rudd's office?" "Oh, yeah, I got up there." "I..." "I..." "I..." "It wasn't long before, uh, Aryan Crud and his Brown Shirts turned up, but I managed to rip this off a pad on the desk." " Yeah." " What's that?" ""Alba Varden,Thursday." Alba Varden, Thursday..." " What do you think?" " Hey, isn't that the name of Hitler's girlfriend?" "That's Eva Braun, man." "Now, that's another Nazi." "He's got a date with her on Thursday." "Yeah, her name sounds familiar." "Alba Varden." "You know her?" "I... didn't say that." "It just sounds familiar." "Alba Varden, Alba Varden..." "Hey, there's a deli!" "Pull over, let's eat." "I'm starving." "Okay, okay, yeah." "Come on, I'll spring." "You'll spring?" "Oh, shit." "Let's get off." "Sounds good to me." " Go ahead on the other side, Leo." " It's okay, it's okay!" "No cars are coming." " Vorstedt!" " Yeah." "That policeman." "Um... you really wanna pick from the bottom of the pile." "They put the old stuff on top." " Officer Riggs!" "Yeah." "Well, I followed you here from the consulate." " You followed me?" " Yeah, I followed you." "Well, I needed, uh, some pork chops and a toilet brush, too, so..." "I really wanted to apologize, uh, for the other day, you know, in case we frightened you or anything while horsing around." "Well, I was a bit startled by all those guns, but, uh..." "Yeah, I'm sorry." "And I wanted to thank you, too." "Thank me for what?" "You don't like your boss very much, do you?" "There are a load of things I don't like about my boss... and my country." "But I like my job very much." "And it keeps me here in Los Angeles." "You like this town?" "That's a new one." "I, uh..." "I forgot your first name." " It's Rika." "Rika." "Rika..." "Van Haagen-Dazs." "Ice cream or...?" " No, van den Haas." "It's Dutch." "Yeah, that's a real pretty name." "Well, either you got a rabbit at home or that's your dinner." " It's mine." " Yeah?" "Shop one day at a time, do you?" " Good police work, officer." "Well, yeah, I get paid for that sort of thing." "Oh, there's no point shopping for the entire week." "No?" "Why not?" "I never know what I'll be hungry for from one day to the next." "Oh, wait, wait, wait." "Have dinner with me." "No." "Come on, have dinner with me." "I got a nice place down on the beach." "It's right on the sand." "In fact, a good view out of every window." "Beautiful sunset every night." "Come on, be original." "Say yes, everyone else says no." "Come on with me." "Come on." "Pooh!" "Back to my place." "Hey, I'm a gourmet cook." "Come on, let go of the basket." "Let it go." "I'll scream." " No, please, don' scream." " I will." "No, shhh, shhh." "Easy now..." "Well, I'll embarrass you in public." "You'll turn bright red like that apple in there." " No." " Come on." " No." " Come on with me." "Come on, come on, come on." "Oh, no, no, no, no, please." "Lady, let go of my bag, will you?" "Hey, look at this!" "Somebody call a cop, yeah?" "Okay." " Here we go." " Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doin'?" "Come on, let's get out of here before somebody does call a cop." " You are a cop." " Oh!" "You must be an honest cop, Martin Riggs." "Well, hell, it ain't much, but I mean, uh... it's everything I said." "Look at the view." "Look at that." "I did exaggerate about one thing, though, uh..." "I'm not exactly a gourmet cook." "In fact, the only thing that I can make is chili." "Do you like your chili with or without crushed Oreos?" " With, of course." " Okay, a woman after my own heart." "Careful, watch your step." "Oh, Sam wants in." "Here, sit down, sit down." "Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute." "A little filthy." " Thank you." "Like a drink, Sam?" "I lied." "I haven't got any wine." "How about a beer?" " Oh, that's fine." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " She drinks beer." "There you go." " Thank you." "What's the matter?" "You got a dirty glass or something?" " No." " What i..." "Oh, yeah, it's a wedding ring." "I used to be married." " But not any more?" " No, not anymore." "Hey, I got something on the stove." "I'll be right back." "Rudd's hiding behind his diplomatic credentials, isn't he?" "What'd you say?" "Rudd's hiding behind his diplomatic credentials." "Yeah..." "Yeah, he's not a very nice guy, your boss." "Then, whatever he's doing... he shouldn't get away with it." "How's it hanging, Wyler?" " What the hell do you want?" " I hope better than your buddy Murtaugh." "Ah..." "Easy, easy." "Tell me something, Wyler." "Have your brains ever seen the light of day?" "Who are you?" "What the fuck do you want?" "I'm a cop, you son of a bitch!" "No, you were a cop, Wyler." "Hurry up, honey." "I'm gonna be late." "I know, I'm-I'm just gonna take a couple laps before I go down to the station." " Ow!" " Sorry!" "Sam, come on, take a hike." "No Stooges tonight." "Go on." "My sweet." "Cavanaugh, get that beer, man." "Don't worry about it, will you?" "Hey, Cavanaugh, are you in or out?" "I'm out." "Put some music on." "Esteban, who's not accounted for?" "Riggs and Murtaugh." " Naturally." " But Murtaugh's taking the protected witness to a new location, but he hasn't checked in." " What about Riggs?" " He hasn't checked in yet either." "Get on the radio, get on the air and find them!" "Captain, we lost Wyler, Collins, Cavanaugh." "How many do we have to lose?" "Let's worry about the ones that are alive, all right?" "Just do it." "Sorry, captain." "Get me Riggs." "I'll get that." "Thanks to you, I missed my poker game tonight and I was feeling real lucky." "Real lucky." "Okay." "So. what I see are nice, conservative tax returns." "Everything by the book, everything black and white." "Okay?" "Okay, so, all you have to do is play around in the grey areas a little more if you wanna see some bucks." "Okay?" "Granted on your salary, we-we don't have much to work with, but you need more deductions." " My boat." " No, you can't deduct your boat." "No, it's the bill of sale to my fishing boat." "I know, but I said you can't deduct it." "I-I know." "That's it!" " What's it?" " That's it." "My boat." "Let's go!" " Go where?" "And why?" " To my house." " So what?" "Oh!" " Because of my boat." "Come here, look at this commercial." "It's my favorite commercial." "Look at the body on this kid." "Is she something?" "She is so hot." "What are you doin'?" "What are you doin'?" "!" "I wanna... you look at the girl!" "Why'd you hit the buttons?" "I'm gonna make believe I didn't hear you say that." " Say what?" "She's great." " Yeah, let's go." "Shut up." "She's got a great body." "She makes me wanna buy rubbers." "It's time for the seventh inning stretch." "That's a baseball expression." " I know." "But we're only up to the fourth inning." "Banner up." " Stay in the car." " Huh?" "I'll only be a minute, okay?" "Listen, I don't wanna stay in the car cause it's cold in here." "You have no door." "You're the reason there's no door." "Turn on the heat if you're cold." "Hey!" "Don't touch anything." "Nothing." "I mean nothing!" "Alba Varden." "Alba Varden." "Why do I know the name?" "It's here." "It's gotta be." " Another day, another hobby." " Yeah, another day, another hobby." "What's new?" "Its's the day on my boat, yeah." "Yeah." "Not there." "Where is it?" "My birthday!" "Okay, okay, I got it." "I'll be damned." "Alba Varden is a ship, not a woman." "Leo, I thought I told you to stay in the car!" "Shit!" "Son of a bitch, look what you did to my house." "Nailed them both." "Leo!" "My car!" "Leo!" "Rika!" "Come on, get up, get dressed." "Get dressed." " What is it?" " Come on." "Get dressed." "Trust me." " I don't understand what..." " Just trust me." "Trust me." "There's something wrong." "I got a bad feeling." "Put this on." "It's all right." "Just shut up." "Get down!" "Down!" "Go, go, go, go, go, go!" "Okay." "Okay." "Get in the truck." "Get in the truck." "Keys are under the front seat." "Wait for a stop when they go to reload, so wait for a stop." "Then run for the truck, okay?" " What about you?" " I'm all right, I'll be okay." "I'll be..." "I'll meet you in the truck." "Go on, go on!" "Stay in the back, stay out of the light!" "Master race." "It's okay, it's okay!" "It's okay. it's okay, it's okay." "You all right?" " Oh, you shit!" "You shit!" " Come on, let's all ass!" " Who were those people?" " You tell me." "I don't know." "Was it your husband, what?" "What are you doing Saturday?" "That's him, it's Sam!" " Get your head down!" "Down!" "Get down!" " Oh, God!" "Come on,Sam!" "Come on, Sam!" "Come on, Sam, come on." "Come on." "Shake a leg." "Good boy." "You made it, Sam." "He got any holes in 'im?" "Oh, you clever dog." "Well, here I promised you I'd have you home by 11 o'clock." "This is the most incredible first date I've ever been on." "Wait to see what happens on the second one." " Oh, no more helicopters, please." " Okay, I promise." "This is a very nice building you got here." "They have any vacancies here?" "I'm between homes at the moment." "Oh, yeah, you can stay right here." " I can?" " Yes, there's a vacant apartment up there." "No, I was kidding." "You can stay with me." "Tonight?" "Yes, tonight." "And tomorrow night." "And the night after that." " And after that?" " Hey, don't push your luck." " I better go." " But you said..." "Now you go inside and lock all the doors and stay in there." "And you're not gettin' up and going to work tomorrow." "There's better ways of staying in L.A. than working there." "All right." "I've just quit." "Okay." "All I gotta do is grab a few things and..." "Hell, I forgot I haven't got any things anymore." " Just bring yourself." " Okay." "I better go." " Bye." " Bye." " Bye." " Bye." " Bye." " Bye." "Bye!" "Go home!" "Go home!" "Go get the girl." "I was, uh, going to offer you a drink, Riggs, but I understand you're on the wagon these days." "Yeah." "That stuff will kill you quick." "Look, you know so much about me." "Who the hell are you?" "I'm the guy that changed the course of your life, man." "Four years ago, Riggs, when you was a narc down at Long Beach, you were getting too close to us, so we put a contract out on you." "I handled it myself." "Drove your car right off the fucking road, remember?" "Now, of course, you weren't driving, were you?" "You can't imagine the surprise..." "I pulled back this matted mop of blood-soaked hair to see this woman's face." "Your wife, right?" "She didn't die straight away." "Took a bit of time." "Don't have much luck with women, do you, Riggs?" " Murtaugh." " She's dead, Roger." "She's dead." "They killed her." "Riggs, where are you?" "They killed her, Rog." "They killed her, they k..." "She's dead." "They killed them both." "Hey, hey, hey, Riggs, slow down now." "Who you talking about?" "Where are you?" "She's dead, Roger, she's dead." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, Riggs." "Just calm down." "Just take it easy." "We'll take care of it." "Where are you?" "I'm not a cop tonight, Roger, it's personal, now I'm not a cop." "Don't do anything rash." "Listen to me." "You don't know what's happened tonight." "There's more." "There's much more." "I'm gonna get those bastards, Roger and I'll get them and fuck 'em." "I'm going in now." "Hey, hey, hey, Riggs." "We're not going to the fucking stilt house!" "We're under orders!" "Well, then, the stilt house is gonna have to come to me." "You don't understand, Rog." "They killed them both." "What?" "They killed them both." "They got Rika and got my wife." "Riggs, don't hang up!" "Riggs!" "Riggs!" "Shit." "What's the deal, here?" "You talk to the Feds, but you don't talk to me." "I don't think that's fair." "We trusted you, Leo." "You betrayed us." "You took all our money!" "We want it back now, you slimy little shit." "Give him some more." "He seems to like it." "Don't try and stop me, Rog." "Yes, I've seen that look in your eyes before." "They declared war on the police." " You know about that?" " Yeah." "Heard it on the radio." "We don't have the authority." "Cavanaugh," "Wyler, Shapiro..." "Rika,Vicki." "I mean, how much fucking authority do you need?" "You got a plan?" "Yeah." "If you drive around the front of the house, you wait for my signal... and then just go in and shoot those fuckers." "They got Leo." "Be careful." "Wait." "What's your signal?" "You'll know it when it happens." "Somehow I think I will know." "Boy!" "Pay day!" "Feel like talking, Leo?" "God!" "It's the big one!" "All right, all right." "Cool it, cool it." "Watch him." "Move me away from the windows!" "Leo!" " Come on!" " I'll go." "Riggs, you crazy mother...!" "Holy Christ!" "Okay, okay, okay." " You all right?" " Yeah, I'm okay." "Thanks." " Was Adolf in there?" " He got away." " I'm gonna find him." " Oh, what about Leo?" "What about Leo?" "Well, I guess you're on your own now, Leo." "What do you mean I'm on my own?" "Hey, hey." "Take my car, drive yourself back to the police station and wait there for the Federal Marshal." "It's been an experience knowing you, Leo." " Bye, Leo." "I don-I don't want a hug." "Ah, give the little fella a hug." "You're lucky if you see him again." " Bye, Leo." " I really had a lot of fun." "You, uh, do your duty now." "Don't worry." "I'm gonna really get them now." "Hey, hey." "Listen, listen." "Wait." " We had a lot of fun, Riggs." " Is it okay if I sound the siren?" " Yeah." " Loud as you want." " Really?" "Okay." "Hey, really?" " Bye, Leo." "Riggs." "Check it out." "The Alba Varden is a cargo ship, not a woman." "The Port Authority said that the Alba Varden arrived today and heads out tomorrow to South Africa." "Well, this is the eleventh dock." "It must be around here someplace." "I know I'm right." "Hey!" "Alba Varden." "The ship!" "What did I tell you?" "That large container over there with three heavy hitters?" "Let's have a look in there." "I'll take 2 of them out, you take 1." "Better yet, you take 2, I take 1." "Pull over to the side there." " Riggs." " Yeah." " I can't see shit!" " Me either." "What is this shit?" " Got a light?" " Yeah." "It's gotta be Rudd's, whatever it is." "I still can't see shit." "You got somethin'?" " I don't know." "It's a... car." "Holy shit!" "Fort Knox!" "Hell, how much is it?" "Thousands." "Fucking millions." "Billions of fucking Donald Trump lotto." "Look at this." "These are 1,000-dollar bills!" "Fuck!" "With what I'm holding in my hand, I could... put all three of my kids through college." "Why don't you take it?" "Fucking drug money." "So what?" "Do somethin' good with it." "Rudd's not gonna need it, not where he's gone." "Load the container." "The next time the sun hits their bodies, they'll be in Cape Town." " Hey, this thing's moving." " It sure as hell is." "What are we gonna do now?" " I don't know." "I got an idea." "Let's shoot our way out." "No, don't do that." "I got a better idea." "Our money." "Just make sure they're dead." " Oh, shit." "You go first." "I'm really too old." " No, you go first." "I'll cover you." " How we get the hell out of here?" " Well, I'm goin' this way." "I'll go to three." "I'll check over here." "Rog?" "Roger!" "Oh, shit!" "Riggs!" "Riggs!" "Hey, Riggs, you okay?" "Hey." "Drop it, asshole!" "Diplomatic immunity!" "It's just been revoked." "Riggs!" "Riggs!" "Riggs!" " Roger." "Roger..." "Roger." "You're breathing." "You're alive." "You're not dead." "No, don't die." "You're not dead until I tell you." "You got that?" "You got that, Riggs?" "You're not dead until I tell you." "You got that, Riggs?" "You' re not dead until I tell you." "Now, breathe... with me, breathe." "Breathe." " Hey, Rog." " Okay, yeah." " Rog." "Rog, in my... my pocket." " Pocket." "In my pocket." "Yeah." "Here you go, buddy." "I want you to, uh, throw those things away." "Those things will kill you." "Really." "You, son of a bitch." "I thought you were dying here in my arms." "Come on." "No, man." "I didn't die on your toilet," "I'm not gonna die in your arms, as sure as shit." "You son-of-a-bitch." "Rog, where are they?" "They all gone?" "The bad guys, did you get 'em?" "Hey, they been dekaffirnated." "Don't make me laugh!" "Oh, Jesus!" "Hey, Rog..." " Yeah." " Did anyone ever tell you..." " Yeah, what?" "You really are a beautiful man?" "Oh, God." "Give us a kiss before they come." "Where'd that bullet hit you, anyway?" "Don't make me laugh!"