"Lexx 3.04 BOOMTOWN" "Weapons!" "Remember to stay up high" "No arrows can reach this high" "I don't care about arrows, it's the dead guy's brace you gotta worry about" "They're still too hig" "We're up too high, is that what you're saying Brock?" "Yeah, well I got news for you buddy." "We've got more moths than you've ever seen in your life, and we're gonna hit you with more heat than you've ever felt before, pal!" "Watch the birdy!" "Burn, Gametown, burn!" "Mr Kai, can't we hit them with your brace weapon?" "No." "They are staying well up and out of range" "Fifi.Yeah?" "You are a small minded,self-centred, vindictive perfectly evil human being" "Wow." "That's harsh" "But also true which is why I like you" "Bunny, we need more water" "There are too many fires Brock, burning out of control" "Eat this, Brock!" "Mr Kai - promise you'll look after her" "Who?" "Bunny." "She's in love with you" "I will try" "Thanks." "You're a swell guy" "We're gonna have to swim for it" "I cannot swim." "You can't?" "No." "I do not float" "Everybody follow me, we're going back to Fire" "Fire?" "What for?" "We've got work left to do, we got cities to burn!" "I like you, Fifi - but I'm in charge, and we will do what I say." "We'll come back here, later, but first we have some business on Fire" "Yeah." "Sure boss, whatever you say" "Hey, Kai." "Glad you're finally back" "Xev and I were starting to get really really hungry" "Hi, I'm Bunny!" " Slut!" "I will start the remaining moth breeders building new moths, and then, we should all go down to Water," "so you can eat" "It's OK, OK" "Bitch slap her, Xev!" "No, no, ...." "Build more moths, now" "So, those floating cities down on your planet what are they like, ou know, in a way that might be of interest to me?" "Well, all the cities are different from each other." "What are your interests?" "Well ... being a healthy, actually living specimen" "of the human male species" "I have very powerful - interests" "What type of very powerful interests?" "He wants to get girls into bed." "And since most girls, even those with highly accelerated libidos, do not want him in bed." "Stanley Tweedle is constantly looking for planets where the girls don't care who he is" "Xev" " Xev, you don't have to put it that way." "What I'm really looking for is, you know, like a happy people party place." "You know, a place where people have fun all the time - different kinds of fun," "I mean, open-minded fun, and err, get cosy at night, and you know, cuddle and mmmm." " You know?" " No" "All he wants is sex." "With anyone, anywhere, anytime." "He's desperate." "And I need to eat, soon" "I think you want to go to" "Boomtown" "Does it have food?" "Lots" "Girls?" "Plenty" "Nice girls?" "Nice girls and, nice boys" "Oh." "And are they open-minded?" "sexually speaking?" "On Boomtown everybody has sex, all the time" "All the time?" "Mm hmm." "Night and day." "It's a non-stop sex city." "That's what they do there" "Are you OK Stanley?" "Oh yeah." "Yeah yeah yeah." "I'm just a little, little hungry" "Me too." "Very hungry" "It's OK - they're from the big bug in the sky." "We won't hurt you" "I really like the the fruit, here" "You seem hungry" "I am very hungry" "Very hungry." "but I like to enjoy the flavour" "For me, it's far more satisfying to take my time." "Pick out something desirable" "Bring it up to your mouth, smell it's delicious, fresh, heavenly, ripeness" "And then you take that first little bite " "Savour it." "Taste it." "Roll it around your mouth" "And then?" "The experience grows from there." "It gets" "Deeper" "The sensation seems to spread throughout your whole body" "Building" "Until eventually you get this delicious feeling coming in like waves, crashing upon the shore" "Waves crashing on the shore" "Then there's the question Quantity or quality." "I prefer a taste of something wonderful over a whole feast of something that's just ordinary" "I prefer a whole feast of something really wonderful" "Do you have an empty stomach too?" "I do not have a stomach at all" "Look, I'll be right back, OK?" "Don't think so" "No, No, she just wants me for, you know, something" "So, miss - ?" "Quantity or quality?" "Oh, that could be um, a hard decision hard" "Um - ?" "Root very - hard" "How hard?" "It could take a long time to decide" "How long?" "Very, very long" "Well, it's hard for me too but it's important to come to a satisfying " "Decision." "Yes" "Remember me?" "I'm Peach?" "Remember me?" "I'm Stanley H Tweedle" "Do you like peaches?" "Only when my lips are wrapped around them" "Come here, Stanley H Tweedle" "I can go all night long too" "Go where?" "Go to the place that makes a man happy" "Where is that?" "The place I want to bring you" " Are you trying to seduce me?" " Yes" "The dead cannot be seduced" "I don't understand" "Bunny" " I am dead" "No you're not" "Yes I am" "That's a neat trick." "Do other parts of you perform that well?" "No." "Other parts do not perform at all." "You'll have to get your satisfaction elsewhere" "Likewise, Xev" "Once we have defeated Water, there must be only one ruler." "And that ruler must be me" "What, you mean there's somebody else we need to take care of?" "Yes." "There's someone else I'm going to ... replace." "Oh." "You see, I thought your city looked the biggest to me so, you know, I just figured you were the head guy, he man in charge" "Not yet, but soon, very soon" "Bunny said that on Boomtown you were very warm, very friendly" "Well, we are" "Yeah." "And you're very open minded, when it comes to, umm " "When it comes to what?" "You know" "What?" "Umm, se - love." "Love" "But we are, when it comes to - sex" "That's pretty much all we do here, Mister Stanley H Tweedle" "Is that OK with you?" "Oh, it's much more than OK" "I'm home" "Come on a journey with me Xev" "Yes." "Where?" "A long journey   To a special place within ourselves." "I was programmed to be a   Love slave.." "So let's go there, now" "Ooo." "The arrival" "Will be sublime." "So, Bunny, since there is so much sex occurring in this city, here should be a lot of children" "What are children?" "Children result from sex" "Fun results from sex!" "Sex is considered to be fun, but it is also known to have other complications," "one of which is children" "Not here on Boomtown." "It's just fun, and that's all" "I bet I could make you" "What?" "Aroused" "I have not been aroused for 6000 years" "Boy, you must be really frustrated" "No." "I am not frustrated" "You want me, don't you?" "The dead do not get frustrated." "The dead do not have wants." "The dead are simply dead" "You're so weird" "How did you all get here anyway?" "We came here on our ship - the Lexx" "The mighty will soon fall." "Oh joy" "They are able to fly inside the thorns, and since they are underneath the deck we cannot reach them with our missiles" "Cut through it" "The deck supports the entire city, and is very thick." "It will take time" "Then waste no more of it talking to me" "Will we attack them with the one moth we do have?" " No" "We, will not." "I will" "Are we going to run?" "To where?" "To safety" "Do you not believe that I will defeat him?" "He is a flea, a pretender, a nothing" "I rule this planet." "I always have and I always will." "I will destroy Duke, and then, I will destroy Water" "Forever and forever he has ground me beneath his heel." "Finally I have a chance to grind him back." "I like you" "Yeah." "I like you too Duke." "So er, where are we going now?" "Duketown, where I am Duke, and where I will soon be king" "Oh." "What are we gonna do there?" "We will wait for Prince to attack us" "Attack us, why?" "Many times I have nearly defeated him, but now I have these moths." "I will win." "Prince knows that, so he will come after us,so that I will kill him" "Wait a minute, why would he want you to kill him?" "You have much to learn, my friend much to learn" "And how was that, Mister Stanley H Tweedle?" "That - that was perfection that was the definition of perfection" "That, that was the definition of totally, completely," "a hundred million times beyond perfection." "Good." "Good?" "Good" "Don't I get to cuddle?" "Oh, you do - but not with me" "Hi." "I'm Pear" "Pear" "Hi." "I'm Plum" "Plum?" "Plum Pear and a little Peach" "I'm in an orchard" "So what is a love slave?" "A love slave is someone who can't hold out much longer" "But what does a love slave do?" "A love slave does everything" "Everything?" "Everything a man could ever want, or need" "I can't hold out much longer" "Oh yes you can." "The wait is your journey." "The arrival, your joy" "Enough" "Now, is the fun part" "Duke." "I" " I was just about to burn him" "Good" " What'd he do?" "Nothing" "I don't get it." "So why are you burning him?" "So we can enjoy his suffering" "Ah." "That I get" "Hold him" "Fifi" " I've decided to make you my new chief" "Excellent!" "What do I have to do?" "Whatever I say" " Ok" "First problem, is to get rid of the old chief" "Piece of cake" "Did you enjoy that?" "Yes I did" "This is my kind of place" "And you are my kind of chief, Fifi" "Sounds like we have visitors" "Clear it up" "We have a common enemy." "We should be fighting together against Water not with each other" "Yes." "All Fire must fight together, united under a single ruler against a common enemy" "But that is already so." "Fire is my planet." "I am its Prince" "Look a tree doth fall" "A king without a crown a prince without a town" "Are you betraying me, May?" "Yes" " I expected no less" "I have defeated you" "Perhaps" "Your city is gone." "You have no power" "So" "you have won." "I'm ready to die" "I'll do it" "No." "You won't" "But you will suffer" "Good shot." "Thank you May" "No!" "Bad shot!" "Very bad shot." "Wow." "Why'd you wanna keep him here?" "This way he can't go anywhere" "Alive he is no threat, but dead he will come back - to haunt us" "Haunt us?" "How?" "That, we have yet to discover" "And as we get closer and closer" "to shore" "our vessels" "touch" "I want it, now!" "We'll get there, soon" "Prince will look after me" "You really believe that?" "Why should he?" "I helped him" "Prince doesn't work like that." "You only killed him to save yourself" "You know that as well as I do." "And if you think Prince returns favours, then you have him confused with something good." "you're a fool, May" "He will destroy you" "Good luck on the other side" "Whoa." "Hey, er, Duke - you wanna help me out here?" "What am I missing?" "Do you believe in life after death?" "Then what happens when you die?" "You die, that's it." "Game over" "After that?" "After that?" "Nothing, what are you talking about?" "Where did you come from?" "How did your life begin?" "Just like everybody else's." "One day I woke up - there I was" "Before that?" "Before that?" "But before that, I guess I just wasn't" "Wrong!" "Before that, you were" "I was?" "You just don't remember" "Anyway boss, when will we get back to Water?" "Now." "Yeah?" "You mean, we get to destroy everything now and take over, right?" "Now we will destroy every city on Water" "And you'll rule both planets, right?" "And I'll be your number one guy, huh?" "For now" "So why does your ship have to eat?" "Because it is a large insect." "It is alive, and all living things must eat" "You can see it as it passes between the two planets" "Where?" " There" "Can you hear the waves, Xev?" "I've been hearing the waves long enough, let's get on with it!" "Please" "But the journey" "I'm programmed to love, and you're going to download my programme, right?" "Just don't download" "too soon" "It's a big programme, Xev." "It takes time to download" "How long?" "Oh, as long as you can take it" "Oh, oh that's good" "Am, mnya, mnya, mnya .." "What does the H in Stanley H Tweedle stand for?" "Handsome?" "No" "Hunky?" " No" "Hung?" "No" "How about er, how about human?" "No, no." "Don't stop now Stanley We're just getting started" "Not to worry, not to worry, just give me a minute." "Manly Stanley is just taking a little time-out" "Time-out's up" " Oh boy" "So, now where to, boss?" "Boomtown" "I thought you might wanna save that one" "Why?" "Well, I don't know." "I mean, out of all these floating cities on this stupid planet, that's really the only one that ever did anything for me" "Really?" "Yeah, I dunno, I mean, the people there are fun." "It's not exactly my type of fun, but they know how to get down and dirty, you know what I mean?" "They are the enemy, and we will destroy them" "All right then" "Are you OK?" "I'm way beyond OK" "We need more - lots more." "Listen, girls, speaking honestly, I can say that, of all the planets I have ever been to, this one is the best by far" "I mean that, I mean it, I do, honestly I do." "There is nothing going on here,." "especially like right now, that I consider anything but totally excellent." "But listen, can I ask you a question?" "Does the concept of too much of a good thing mean anything to you?" "There's a limit, and I passed my limit some time ago." "That means," "I think, that we gotta stop for a while" "Stop?" "I don't understand" "Hi, I'm Cherry." "Hi, I'm Olive." "It's our turn to play" "Oh." "I think I'm getting a headache" "What's a headache?" "Oh" "Are they coming this way?" "Yes" "Does that mean I might die?" "Yes" "Are you afraid?" "I am." "Are you afraid?" "No" "You belong here with me Xev" "But how can you be" "I mean" "I mean, are you -?" "Alive?" "Yes" "I'm here for you" "Your skin it's warm" "Of course!" "But how?" "Where did you come from?" "I only know that" "I am here, and I had to come to you" "Perhaps I should, uh, leave you two alone" "Sorry Root, but this is Kai" "You don't have to explain anything." "Everything's OK" "We're on Boomtown" "What's that sound?" "We're being attacked" "Saved by the bell" "What's that?" "We're under attack" "I want to go with you" "Kai?" "I thought that you had somehow come to life, but you are still dead, aren't you?" "So how can there be two of you?" "One is dead the other is alive" "This is such an easy target!" "Will somebody please tell me what all this commotion is about?" "We are being attacked by forces from the planet Fire" "They are using the moths stolen from us" "Kai?" "Kai?" "Am I dreaming this, or is this for real?" "It's real Stan" "Well, can you please explain it to me?" "No I can't, because I don't understand it either" "Can we go now?" "I think - that would be sensible" "It's bunhead in black!" "Good" "Good?" "How can that possibly be good?" "Oh no, he's seen us!" "What are we going to do?" "That one contains Fifi." "He stole our moths" "Then get him bring him down" "They are out of my current range" "Then quick, let's go after him" "Or we could just return to the Lexx" "We have to go after him he is the enemy" "Clearly" "I agree" "Abandon the attack." "Destroy the moth that's following me." "Everybody abandon the attack" "Did you hear that?" "They're coming after us" "What are we gonna do now?" "We fight" "Oh, that's easy for you to say." "What if I don't exactly share your desire?" "What if I do?" "We have little choice, Stanley." "I suspect they will come after us whatever course we take"