"( birds call )" "( birds call, cows moo )" "EDIE!" "AND, ER, STILL NO ROAD TAX?" "GET A LIFE." "WHAT WAS THAT?" "SO, DON''T YOU TELL ME IT''S JUST A MATCH." "( pop )" "SHINTY?" "WHY DIDN''T YOU SAY?" "( engine roaring )" "COME ON, JOCK." "( clicks tongue )" "( chattering )" "YOU KNOW, I THINK SHE''S SETTING HER CAP AT MY DAD." "LACHIE, SON, SHE WEARS KNITTED TIES." "OH, I SEE." "( engine roars )" "( engine stops )" "DOUBLE OR QUITS." "CAN I BOOK A ROOM?" "FOR THE MOMENT." "!" "AND THAT''S THAT" "( laughs )" "THEY''LL NEVER LET US LIVE IT DOWN." "( clanking )" "( noisy chatter )" "15 PINTS OF LAGER, PLEASE." "VROOM VROOM!" "NEVER MIND HIM." "COME ON!" "FOR WHAT?" "FOR THE TEAM GETTING BEATEN TOMORROW." "OUR JOB IS DONE HERE." "COME ON." "?" "ALL RIGHT." "WHO''S GOT MY HT LEAD" ". YOU''RE RIGHT, EDIE" "ON YOU GO." "DO YOU KNOW HIM?" "I SEE." "( engine starts )" "( engine roars in distance )" "STAND BY." "MMM." "WAIT TILL YOU TRY THIS." "( clears throat )" "WHAT D''YOU MAKE OF THAT?" "MMM." "HERE, LET ME CUT YOU A WEE BIT." "HIM AND HIS DAD." ". AS FAR AS I''M CONCERNED, THE SHINTY TEAM''S HISTORY" "I''VE A BIT OF NEWS THAT MAY CHANGE YOUR MIND." "WHO ON EARTH CAN THAT BE?" "ER..." "AND I''VE BROUGHT THE PHOTO OF MY TRACTOR." "I''LL SEE YOU TOMORROW AT THE MATCH." "TSK." "YOU DON''T SAY ?" "WELL, WELL." "( seagulls calling )" "GIVE US AN L, O, C..." "COULD WE NOT HAVE BOTH?" "( birds chirping )" "HERE, LACHLAN, LACHLAN." "EH, I''LL SEE YOU ON THE BUS, HAMISH." "AYE." ". C''MON, JOCK" "NEIL." "HEY, NEIL." "( all cheering )" "SIT IN PEACE, MAN." "IN THE NAME OF THE..." "OH, AYE?" "SO, WHEN I SAW YOUR ADVERT..." "( rattling, hissing )" "HAVE YOU TOPPED UP YOUR DIESEL?" "( engine starts )" "( all cheering )" "TEMPTRESS." "BASED ON A SAMPLE OF 14th-CENTURY PLAINSONG." "ER, LATER, HAMISH!" "LATER!" "WAIT TILL I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED NEXT." "AYE." "AND IT MAKES YOU HANKER BACK FOR KNITTED TIES." "KNITTED TIES?" "HE''LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT." "KNITTED TIES?" "ER, NO." "NO, NO, NO, IT''S GRAND, GRAND." "IT WAS THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL!" "THANKS FOR LISTENING, DOC." "BY STAYING INSIDE." "LACHLAN, WE NEED TO SPEAK." "AYE, RIGHT." "( all chattering )" "( chattering continues )" "OH." "RIGHT." "CAN I TEMPT YOU TO A HOT DOG?" "IT''S A BIT LATE FOR THAT, HAMISH." "YOU SAY SUCH BEAUTIFUL THINGS." "GO, LACHLAN, GO." "( chattering )" "GREAT DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING IN WORDS." "RIGHT, HAMISH." "RIGHT, LADS..." "THE HUDDLE." "NOW..." "( muffled shouting )" "( trying to speak )" "BUT..." "OUR NEED''S GREATER THAN YOURS." "( cheering, applause )" "All:" "OH..." "OH..." "THERE THEY ARE!" "GO ON, BOYS!" "PRODUCT PLACEMENT, JOHN." "( thud )" "( hits grass )" "YOU KNOW?" "IT JUST SO HAPPENS I HAVE." "( jeering )" "( snoring )" "LACHLAN, IF YOU DO NOT SHUT UP, I SHALL HIT YOU." "( speaking Gallic )" "WHAT ABOUT YOU?" "Hamish:" "VERY GOOD." "Man:" "COME ON, LOCHDUBH!" "( crowd cheers and shouts )" "( grunts )" "Crowd:" "YEAH!" "DON''T WANT TO GIVE AWAY OUR CUP." "OH." "OH!" "( crowd cheers )" "( grunts )" "( cheering, whistling )" "( cheering )" "( whistle blows )" "( whistle blows )" "( jeering ) FOUL!" "( blows whistle )" "( gasps )" "ACH, IT''S ONLY A GAME, EDIE." "AH!" "( thud )" "THAT''S THE FATHER OF MY CHILD!" "( whistle blows )" "( clears throat )" "DOESN''T LOOK LIK E CONCUSSION." "HALF-TIME." "GET ESME ON THE SHORT WAVE." "FAIR ENOUGH." ""BALFOUR"?" "SHE''S HARRY BALFOUR''S SISTER." "THEY''VE BEEN SPYING ON US IN THE WOODS, TOO." "ER, WHAT D''YOU MEAN , "SET ME UP"?" "FOR THE 20th TIME IN A ROW." "THEY EVEN HIRED THE MOTORBIKE." "I''VE BEEN TRYING TO TALK TO YOU ALL MORNING." "( no audio )" "HOW MANY?" "NO." "I REALLY WASHACKED OFF." "OCH, COME HERE." "( helicopter whirrs )" "NO MORE." "ABOUT TIME, TOO." "NO, NO." "HEWASON THE RIGS." "( crowd cheering )" "♪ YOU''RE SIMPLY THE BEST ♪" "♪ BETTER THAN ALL THE REST ♪" "♪ BETTER THAN ANYONE ♪" "♪ ANYONE I''VE EVER MET ♪" "♪ DON''T LET GO ♪" "♪ OH, YOU''RE THE BEST ♪" "♪ BETTER THAN ALL THE REST ♪" "♪ BETTER THAN ANYONE ♪" "♪ OH, YOU''RE THE BEST ♪" "Cheerleaders:" "LOCHDUBH, YEAH!" "THE DUPLICITOUS LOCHDUBH DOGS." "( whistle blows )" "( crowd shouting )" "( thud )" "( thud )" "Cheerleaders: ♪ HOUSTON, HOUSTON, WE''VE BEEN TOLD ♪" "HIT IT." "HIT IT!" "YEAH!" "( thud )" "( cheering and whooping continue )" "( sniffs )" "( sighs )" "ANY MORE OF YOUR MOUTH AND YOU''RE LIFTED." "( crowd boos ) OH!" "Man:" "COME ON, NOW!" "Player:" "YE..." "OH!" "Crowd:" "OOH!" "COME ON, LOCHDUBH." "GET INTO THESE PEOPLE!" "WELCOME BACK, LACHLAN." "COME ON, BOYS!" "GET IT." "Man:" "COME ON." "Woman:" "COME ON, LOCHDUBH!" "Cheerleaders: ♪ HOUSTON, HOUSTON, HOUSTON OLD... ♪" "Esme:" "RORY, COME ON, HEAD DOWN NOW!" "GET BACK." "( thud )" "( loud cheering )" "( blowing whistle )" "( whooping, whistling )" "PENALTIES." "YES!" "OH!" "( sound of heartbeat )" "( heart beating )" "YEAH!" "( all cheering )" "( applause )" "( crowd quiets )" "( dramatic music )" "( blows whistle )" "( all cheering ) YEAH!" "Cheerleaders:" "♪ GO, BOYS, GO!" "GO, BOYS, GO!" "♪" "HE THINKS IT''S ALL OVER." "( whistle blows, crowd cheering )" "IT IS NOW." "( all cheering )" "( cheering loudly )" "( cheering grows quiet )" "( helicopter whirring )" "IS HE THOUGH?" "MMM-HMM." "LOOKING FOR A JOB." "HE''S ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR A BUSINESS PARTNER." "IS THAT SO?" "WELL, WELL..."