"PREVIOUSLYONRESCUEME..." "HOLYSHIT,NOBODYKNOCKSANYMORE." "GETOUTOF HERE,YOU PERV." "I'MSORRY,ITHOUGHTTHIS WASMY,UH ,OFFICE ." "OH,OK,YOUMUSTBETHENEW," "UH--YEAH, YEAH, WE JUST GOT MARRIED." "MADEMYDECISION." "I'M GONNA LEAVE THE F.D.N.Y." "AAH!" "HAHA HEEHEE HEE !" "HEY,CAPTAIN,WHATARE YOU DOINGHERE ?" "YOU'REINTHEHOSPITAL." "WHAT?" "YOUHADAHEARTATTACK,BUTYOU'RE FINE." "JANET'SPREGNANT." "WASN'T PLANNED, YOU KNOW?" "JUST HAPPENED." "IWANTTHIS." "WHETHER IT'S HIS OR YOURS," "I WANT THIS CHILD TO REPLACE WHAT WE LOST." "DISPATCH,DISPATCH,10-13,OFFICERDOWN ." "DISPATCH, OFFICER DOWN." "WE NEED AN AMBULANCE." "JOHNNY'SDEAD." "THEYSHOTHIM." "[GASPS] HEY." "OH,HEY." "AFRIENDOFLOU,SOJUST ..." "NICE." "YEAH,SHE'SCUTE,HUH ?" "YEAH." "SHE'SA NUN." "SHE'SANUN..." "UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH." "YOU'REBI,RIGHT?" "YEAH." "BIGUYSARETHE BEST." "GUYS, I DON'T--I DON'T THINK I'M BI ANYMORE." "IFEELLIKEICAN'T--ICAN'T EATWHENI'MNOTWITHYOU," "YOU KNOW?" "I'M JUST..." "SHIT, I--I LOVE YOU, NATALIE." "IDIDN'TPUTMYPAPERSIN." "HMM?" "THINGSCHANGED." "THINGSSTAYEDTHESAME," "BUT THEY CHANGED." "YOUTHINKIWANTEDTHIS ?" "YOU THINK THAT I WANTED THAT?" "HUH?" "IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK, YOU SON OF A BITCH?" "SHIT!" "TOMMY!" "WAKE UP." "PLEASE, TOMMY, WAKE UP." "UM..." "SHE LOOKED..." "GREAT." "SHE WAS, UH, WEARING THIS DRESS." "SHE GOT ALL DRESSED UP FOR DINNER." "UM, PLUS THE--THE LIGHT," "YOU KNOW, FROM SUNSET." "AND, UH..." "SO WE STARTED TO TALK." "BLAH BLAH THIS, BLAH BLAH THAT." "NEXT THING YOU KNOW," "SHE'S, UH, SHE'S PISSED AT ME." "I SHOULD MENTION HERE, UM...[SIGHS]" "I'VE, UH..." "I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM, AND," "UM, SOMETIMES IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE WITH HER." "I, UH..." "I'VE HAD BLACKOUTS AND SHE'S HAD" "TO..." "PIECE THE NIGHT BACK" "TOGETHER FOR ME." "SO, THAT PARTICULAR NIGHT I WAS DRINKING SELTZER" "AND SHE WAS DRINKING" "WHITE WINE, AND AFTER" "THE CONVERSATION WENT SOUTH," "SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO GO INSIDE" "AND WATCH THIS TELEVISION SHOW" "ABOUT WEASELS--MEERKATS." "MEERKAT MANOR." "SO WE WENT" "INSIDE AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW," "WE'RE WATCHING THIS SHOW AND" "THE NARRATOR IS--HE GIVES" "THE MEERKATS' NAMES." "SO THERE'S THIS MEERKAT NAMED SHAKESPEARE" "AND HE GETS BIT BY A SCORPION," "AND THERE'S SOME QUESTION ABOUT WHETHER" "OR NOT HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT BACK TO THE HOME..." "BASE," "YOU KNOW, THE PLACE WHER WHERE THE REST OF THE MEERKAT TRIBE IS AND THEY" "I WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THE GUY" " SHAKESPEARE." "HE'S--HE WAS LOOKING" "HE WAS LOOKING PRETTY BAD." "AND, UH..." "NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M LAYING IN THE SAND AND--AND, UH..." "I CAN HEAR PEOPLE SCREAMING AND..." "THISDOESN'TADDUP, MR. GAVIN." "I'MSORRY?" "YOURSTORY." "ACCORDING TO THE FACTS WE HAVE IN FRONT OF US," "THERE WERE SIGNS OF AN ACCELERANT." "IDON'TKNOWANYTHINGABOUT..." "ANACCELERANT." "YOUCO-SIGNEDAFIREINSURANCEPOLICYONTHEHOUSE" "AND A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY ON MRS. KEEFE 2 WEEKS BEFORE THE FIRE." "NO,I DIDN'T." "MR.GAVIN,PLEASE." "I'MTELLINGYOU,ITHINKIWOULDREMEMBER" "YOUDON'TREMEMBERSTARTINGTHEFIRE." "HOWTHEHELLCAN WEEXPECTYOUTO REMEMBERSIGNING THEGODDAMNPOLICIES?" "IDIDN'TSTARTTHE FIRE,OK?" "LISTEN TO ME." "WEKNOW." "YOU'READRUA VERYCONVENIENTDRINKINGPROBLEM." "IT'SA DISEASE,OK ?" "SOISCANCER." "DOYOUWANTTOBLAMECANCER" "BLAME CANCER FOR THE FIRE?" "TELLTHETRUTH,MR. GAVIN." "I'MTELLINGTHETRUTH." "NO,YOU'RENOT." "YES,I AM." "IAMTELLING" "NO,YOU'RENOT." "I'MTELLINGTHETRUTH,OK?" "WE WERE INSIDE." "I WAS ON THE COUCH." "SHE WAS IN THE EASY CHAIR." "WE WERE WATCHING THE MEERKATS, OK?" "YOU GOT HIM?" "IGOTHIM." "GOBACK TOSLEEP ." "I'MTRYINGTO GETHIM TOGOTO SLEEP ." "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS?" "3:00A.M." "ITIS?" "JESUSCHRIST." "3:16,TOBE EXACT." "ANDI TOLDYOU12: 00," "AND I MEANT MIDNIGHT, NOT NOONTIME." "WHAT" "WECOULDN'TGETOUT THE CLUB" "'CAUSE THIS GROUP OF GUYS," "THEY WERE SUCH ASSHOLES TO TONY, OK?" "AND THEN THERE WAS THIS GROUP OF GIRLS." "OH, MY GOD, THIS ONE CHICK" "SHE HAD THIS WEIRD TATTOO ON HER ARM AND, GOD" "SHE WAS SUCH A BITCH." "SHE WANTED TONY TO SIGN HER TIT." "EW!" "AND ANYWAYS," "THEN WE STOPPED FOR A BURGER." "THEN HE HAD TO STOP AND GET GAS, SO THEN" "WAIT,WAIT,WAIT." "HE'SAHE?" "WHO?" "TONY." "YEAH,HE'SMY BOYFRIEND." "WHATEVERHAPPENEDTO WH" "WHAT'SHERNAME?" "LINDA ." "LORRAINE?" "YEAH,WHATEVER." "DAD,THATWASSO6 MONTHSAGO,OK?" "I'M THROUGH WITH GIRLS." "GIRLS ARE CRAZY." "IT WAS A PHASE I WAS GOING THROUGH." "OH,YOURGRANDMOTHERTHOUGHTTHAT ,YOUKNOW, MEAND YOUR..." "MOM WERE JUST A PHASE, AND LOOK AT US." "HUH?" "NOT NOW." "I MEAN, YOU KNOW" "AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING." "GIRLS MIGHT BE CRAZY," "BUT GIRLS ARE CRAZY ALL THE TIME." "THEY'RE DEPENDABLE." "GUYS ARE, YOU KNOW--GUYS ARE JUST--I MEAN," "WHAT'S THIS GUY DOING SIGNING--YOU KNOW..." "TITS?" "BREASTS." "BOOBS." "WHATEVER." "HE'SA MUSICIAN." "AREYOU--AREYOU" "THAT YOU--[SIGHS]" "ALL RIGHT, THAT'S JUST..." "WAIT--WHAT INSTRUMENT DOES HE PLAY?" "HE'STHELEADSINGER." "HE'SNOTAMUSICIAN,OK?" "THE 4 GUYS UP ON STAGE WITH HIM ARE THE MUSICIANS." "LEAD SINGER..." "JESUS CHRIST," "THOSE ARE THE GUYS WHO WEAR ALL THE MAKE-UP AND DO ALL THE DRUGS" "AND SLEEP WITH ALL THE CHICKS." "HOW OLD'S THIS GUY?" "26." "JESUSCHRIST,26-YEAR-OLD" "DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD THAT IS IN ROCK AND ROLL YEARS?" "HE'S LIKE 70, OK?" "HE'S LIKE THE CLINT EASTWOOD OF ROCK AND ROLL." "IS THAT A HICKEY ON YOUR NECK?" "ARE--ARE YOU HAVING..." "SEX WITH THIS GUY?" "THAT'SNONEOF YOURBUSINESS,DAD." "WHICHIS--I'LLTAKEASA" "A YES , OK?" "HANG ON THERE, MISSY." "IHAVETO GO TO THEBATHROOM." "LETMETELLYOU SOMETHING." "YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY." "YEAH." "YEAH, OH, YEAH." "I SMELLED THE POT WHEN YOU WALKED IN, OK?" "YEAH." "AND I CAN SMELL THE SEX." "POT AND SEX--I CAN SMELL THEM BOTH." "YEAH." "OK,DAD." "OK ." "REALITYCHECKTIME ,OK?" "YES, I HAVE SEX." "YEAH,YOUHEARDME--IJUST HADSEX,WITHTONY,IN HISCAR," "RIGHT AFTER I SMOKED A BIG FAT JOINT." "VERYFUNNY." "VE--WHAT?" "JESUS!" "OH, YEAH." "THE POT MADE ME FORGET." "I ALSO DRINK NOW." "TONIGHT I HAD VODKA, BEER," "AND PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS." "A LOT OF PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS." "HEY!" "HEY!" "IAMTELLINGYOURMOTHER ." "EARTHTODAD." "SHE ALREADYKNOWS." "YEAH,HEY,HEY." "GET UP." "GET UP." "NOTNOW,TOMMY." "THISISABADIDEA." "SEXALWAYSLEADS" "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "THAT'S NOT IT." "COLLEEN IS SMOKING POT." "IKNOW." "YOUKNOW?" "WHATDOYOUMEAN, YOUKNOW?" "YEAH,ANDIT 'SGOODPOT ,TOO ," "NOT THE CHEAP SHIT WE USED TO GET." "GREAT,GREAT." "THAT'S--THAT'SAGREATATTITUDE." "YOU KNOW,I TOLD YOU YEARS AGO, POT'S A GATEWAY DRUG." "SO TONIGHT SHE COMES HOME, NOT ONLY IS SHE HIGH, SHE'S DRUNK." "WHAT" "DRUNK,YEAH." "SHIT-FACED." "PUKED--YEAH." "WASSHEDRIVING?" "NO,I THINKHER50-YEAR-OLDBOYFRIENDWASHANDLINGTHEDRIVINGRESPONSIBILITIES." "UH,HE'S26 ." "ANDTHAT'SGOOD.THAT'SGOOD." "WHYISTHATGOOD?" "BECAUSEHEDOESN'TDRINK." "OK,BUTI'MPRETTYSURE THAT SHE'SBANGINGTHISGUY." "YEAH.I KNOW." "LOOK, SHE'S ON THE PILL." "YOUPUTHERONTHEPILL?" "IS THAT--INSANE." "TO--I MEAN," "YOU GOT THE WHOLE TOOLBOX GOING.BOOZE, PENISES." "I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M FINALLY THE MORAL COMPASS IN THIS FAMILY." "I MEAN-- YEAH, WELL." "YOU'REANENABLER,THAT'SWHAT YOUARE." "YEAH,YEAH." "WHENWEREYOUPLANNINGONTELLINGMEABOUTTHIS?" "WELL,I WASGOINGTODROP THESEXBOMBON YOUA WHILEAGO ," "BUT THEN THIS WHOLE PLATONIC LIVING ARRANGEMENT THING HAS BEEN GOING SO WELL." "YEAH." "YOUKNOW,ANDTHENYOUALWAYSTAKETHEWORD "SEX"ASANINVITATION," "SO I DIDN'T WANT TO RISK IT." "AND AS FOR THE POT AND BOOZE, WELL, CHECK HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE." "THE LAST NAME'S GAVIN." "GOOD NIGHT." "S-SOTHATWASN'TANINVITATION?" "OH,MYGOD,GET OUT OFHERE ." "DADDY?" "WHAT'S A SEX BOMB?" "OH,HONEY,THAT'S,UM--TOMMY?" "IT'SNOTHING,HONEY." "IT'SA,UH--IT'SNOTHING." "AREYOUGOINGTOGOTO JAIL, DAD?" "NO,WHOSAIDI'M GOINGTOJAIL?" "WELL,MOM,COUSINEDDIE,FATHERO'BRIEN," "ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOL." "I'MNOT--NEVERMINDFATHERO'BRIEN,OK?" "I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL." "SMELLSLIKECHRISTMASOUT HERE." "THAT'SNOTCHRISTMAS,HONEY." "HAPPYHOLIDAYS." "Capture:" "FRM@MAOREN sync:" "FRM@FRM@¹Ûº£ÎÀ" "SABER..." "SABER..." "DIE, WIZARD!" "DIE, DIE!" "YEAH!" "SORRY." "I WON." "YEAH." "HEY,YOU" "HEY,YOUWONWHAT?" "WHAT ISTHAT, THE,UH," "THE CONQUEST TRETHFELLON?" "IREACHEDLEVEL60." "I NEED TO FIND A NEW GAME NOW." "YEAH,BUTWAITASECOND." "THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, RICH." "THAT'S THE CONQUEST TRETHFELLON," "RIGHT?" "IT'S THE MOST INTRICATE,DIFFICULT" "IKICKEDITSASS !" "ITTOOKGARRITY8MONTHSTOREACHLEVEL5." "YOU JUST BEAT THE WHOLE GAME IN-- 4HOURS,9MINUTES--NIGGER!" "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MARRY MY SISTER?" "'SCUSEME?" "WHENAREYOUGOINGTOMARRY HER?" "UH,WEHADN'TREALLY" "I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THERE'S BEEN A LITTLE CONVERSATION," "BUT NOTHING, UH--OH, I GET IT." "YOU'RE, UH--YOU'RE WORRIED" "THAT YOUR SISTER AND I ARE GOING TO HOOK UP" "AND THAT YOU'LL GET LEFT BEHIND OR SENT OFF ON YOUR OWN." "IS THAT IT, RICH?" "NIGGER!" "NO,ASSHOLE." "I WANT HER MARRIED SO I CAN GET ON WITH MY LIFE." "YEAH,WHATLIFE?" "MYLIFE!" "OK ,FRANCO?" "OK." "BUTIMEAN,YOUKNOW," "COME ON, LET'S BE REAL." "YOU TAKE CLASSES AT THE CENTER," "YOU BAG GROCERIES AT THE FOOD EMPORIUM LIKE 3 DAYS A WEEK," "AND YOU SIT AROUND THIS APARTMENT BEATING VIDEO GAMES IN RECORD TIME." "I MEAN, OTHER THAN THAT" "IWANTTO GETLAID,FRANCO." "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT" "WITH MY SISTER HANGING AROUND?" "I'M HORNY." "NIGGER!" "YOUDOREALIZEINORDERTOGET LAIDYOUGOTTOHAVEAGIRL, RIGHT?" "IGOTAGIRL." "REALLY?" "I'MGOINGTO SMACKYOURFACE ." "WHAT?" "IGOTAGIRL." "HER NAME IS BARBARA." "I MET HER AT THE CENTER." "WHAT,DOESSHEWORKTHEREOR" "IS SHE ONE OF THE, UH, YOU KNOW," "YOUR--YOUR PEOPLE" "RETARDS." "YEAH." "SHEHASDOWNSYNDROME." "SHE'S PARTIALLY DEAF." "SHE'SINAWHEELCHAIR." "BUT SHE'S GOT THE SWEETEST ASS." "YEAH,BUTIF SHE'SINA WHEELCHAIR,HOWCANYOU SEE IT?" "THEY STAND HER UP SOMETIMES." "UM, LISTEN, NATALIE AND I," "WE GOT NO PLANS AS FAR AS MARRIAGE IS CONCERNED RIGHT NOW." "OK, AS SOON AS THAT CHANGES,RICH, I'LL LET YOU KNOW." "MAKEITFAST." "I'M DYING HERE." "YEAH?" "IT'SDR.BROWN." "I'MSORRY--WHO?" "DR.BROWN." "JEFF,ISTHATYOU ?" "JESUSCHRIST,EDDIE,YOU TRYINGTOGETME SHIT-CANNED?" "SORRY,SORRY,SORRY." "I FORGOT." "IGOTTHETESTRESULTS." "AND?" "DEADON." "OH,SHIT." "AREYOU SURE?" "YEP." "ALLEVEN." "THISISWRONG." "ITHINKTHAT'SENOUGH ." "OK." "OH,YEAH,THAT'SROUGH." "OH, GOD." "OH,GOD." "OH ,GOD!" "OH,YEAH,THAT'SIT, THAT'SIT,THAT'SIT." "JUST KEEP ON SAYING THAT," "'CAUSE IF WE GET CAUGHT I CAN ALWAYS SAY THAT THERE WAS PRAYER INVOLVED." "YEAH." "OH,YEAH." "NO,I CAN'T,ICAN 'T." "I CAN'T." "THERESA, I CAN'T DO THIS." "I'M SORRY." "WHAT?" "JUSTSTOPIT ,OK ?" "I WAS RAISED A CATHOLIC, FOR GOD SAKES." "SOI WASANUN ." "OH,GOD." "SHIT!" "UH,HI." "UM ,SORRY." "JUST, UM..." "MAKING SURE THE ORGAN WAS OK." "IT'S, UH, IT'S FINE." "BLESS YOU ALL." "HEY,HI,MAGGIE." "AREYOUGOINGSOMEWHERE?" "IJUST--IWAS--IWAS GOINGTOTAKEA WALK DOWNTO THEYOUKNOW?" "MAYBE GET A--A MUFFIN." "MUFFIN FACE." "ISTHAT--ISTHATTHE BIG BOX OFPORN ?" "UH..." "OH,THISBOX?" "YEAH," "THIS--THIS--THIS MIGHT HAVE SOME PORN IN IT, YEAH." "YEAH." "HMM." "YOU'RETHROWINGAWAYTHEPORN?" "OK,LOOK,MAGGIE,ALOTOFWIVES, THEYWOULDTHRILLED" "IF THEIR HUSBANDS WERE THROWING AWAY THE PORN." "THEY WOULD SEE IT AS A--AS A MATURE AND COMMITTED ACT," "AND--AND I THINK YOU SHOULD SEE THIS AS A REAL POSITIVE THING." "YOUKNOW,THAT'SALL FINEANDGOOD, SEAN." "ONLY IT'S MY PORN." "OK,WELL,YOUDON 'TNEEDITANYMORE,RIGHT?" "'CAUSE YOU GOT ME." "HAHAHA--PUTTHE BOX DOWN." "COMEON,MAGGIE,IJUST WANT TOBE MARRIEDFOR2SECONDSWITHOUTTHE" "NO,NOW!" "YOU SEE THIS BOX?" "THISBOXIS YOURFRIEND." "IT MIGHT EVEN BE YOUR BEST FRIEND." "BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING BREATHING ANY LIFE INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP AT THIS POINT." "MAGGIE,WE'VEBEENMARRIED9MONTHS." "WH-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT," "BREATHING LIFE INTO THE RELATIONSHIP?" "EVERYONENEEDSBREATH." "EVERYONE NEEDS A SPARK, SEAN!" "OK,ANDTHESPARKISBY WATCHINGSOMECHICKGETDOUBLE-TEAMED" "BY GUYS WITH COCKS THE SIZE OF TELEPHONE POLES?" "SEE,NOWYOUUNDERSTAND" "NO,I DON'T!" "IDON 'TUNDERSTAND,MAGGIE." "I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, EITHER," "THAT I MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS." "THAT THIS MIGHT MAKE ME FEEL," "YOU KNOW--INFERIOR." "OH,BUTSEAN,YOU HAVENOTHINGTOFEELINFERIORABOUT." "REALLY?" "WELL,EXCEPTFORTHE FACT" "THAT YOUR COCK ISN'T AS BIG AS A TELE A TELEPHONE POLE, BUT THAT'S" "THAT'S--OK, I'M GOING TO WORK." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "ENJOY YOUR PORN." "SEAN!" "YOU DON'T WANT YOUR COCK TO BE THAT BIG." "YOUR LIFE WOULD BE TERRIBLE." "YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BUY PANTS." "YEAH?" "HOW'SMYFAVORITEHEALTHNUTDOING ?" "HEY,LOST5MOREPOUNDS." "WOW!" "WHAT'STHAT,30TOTAL?" "35." "I GO IN FOR MY STRESS TEST IN A COUPLE OF DAYS AND BACK TO FULL DUTY." "THAT'SGREAT,POP." "HEY,UH,HOWYOU DOING,KID?" "I'MENGAGED." "WHAT?" "YOU'REKIDDING." "NOPE." "WHO'STHELUCKYGIRL?" "STEVEN." "MYBOYFRIEND." "YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A WOMAN?" "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "IMEAN," "THAT'S--THAT'S--THAT'S REALLY GREAT." "GREAT." "IS IT LEGAL?" "INMASSACHUSETTS,YEAH." "BUT ,LISTEN," "IT'S NOT LIKE A REGULAR WEDDING SERVICE." "IT'S A COMMITMENT CEREMONY." "WE EXCHANGE VOWS IN FRONT OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY," "AND I--I'D LIKE YOU TO..." "SORT OF BE MY BEST MAN." "MAKE A LITTLE SPEECH." "DAD, YOU THERE?" "YEAH,UH,PETE,SUREIWILL." "I, UH." "THERE'S NOTHING THAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN TO DO THAT FOR YOU." "BULLSHIT." "YOUGOTME THERE,BUT ,UH..." "I'LL BE THERE, AND I'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON." "THAT'SGREAT." "THANKS,DAD ." "YEAH,SUR" "TO KISS THE BRIDE, DO I?" "NOTONMY LIPS.[LAUGHS]" "GOTCHA!" "I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, POP." "Woman on TV:" "YOU KNOW, YEARS LATER," "NOTHING HAPPENED AND I TALKED TO HIM AGAIN, AND I JUST" "ISTHATOPRAH?" "NO." "YEAH,YOU,UH--WELL," "I WAS TRYING TO GET" "SPORTSCENTER, BUT SHE GETS EVERYWHERE." "THIS IS CRAZY." "ITSTILLSMELLSLIKEPUKE INHERE." "WELL,I--IUSEDTHE GLADE." "WELL,DIDYOUUSE THE SUDDENLYSPRINGORTHE DELICATEPETALS?" "I--I--HONEY,WEGOTBIGGERPROBLEMSTHANTHEPUKE,OK ?" "COLLEEN--SEX WITH THE BOYFRIEND" "IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE LAST NIGHT, IN THE CAR." "HOW ABOUT THAT?" "NEIGHBORS COULD'VE SEEN IT, YOU KNOW?" "WHAT?" "SODIDWE ." "HONEY,SHE'SAKID ." "SHE JUSTTURNED18." "I MEAN IT'S, YOU KNOW" "YOUGOTME PREGNANTWHENIWAS 17." "OK,THATWAS" "INYOURTRUCK,WHILEWEWEREDRINKING,ANDONQUAALUDES ." "ITWASTHESEVENTIES,OK?" "FREDDY FENDER, PET ROCKS." "WHATDIDTHESUPERSAY?" "HE'SWORKINGON IT ." "HE 'S,UH ..." "ALLRIGHT,YOUREADY?" "OK." "OK." "READY?" "READYREADY." "NICE." "TOMMY, YOU JINXED IT." "IDIDN'TJINXIT." "HEJUST" "HE HAD--HE DRANK HIS BOTTLE TOO FAST." "COME ON--RUB HIS BACK A LITTLE BIT." "OH,TOMMY,IKNOWHOWTOTAKECAREOFKIDS." "I'MNOTTELLINGYOU" "IHAD3KIDS,YOUKNOW?" "IKNOW." "I BREASTFED." "I BATHED THEM," "I DIAPERED THEM." "IWASJUST" "THISBABYHATESME." "HEDOESN'THATEYOU ." "HE NEEDS TO HAVE HIS BACK RUBBED, OK?" "JUSTTAKEHIM." "IJUSTGAVEHIM TOYOU." "HONEY, GIVE HIM A COUPLE MORE SECONDS." "TAKEHIM." "TAKEHIM ." "TOMMY..." "TOMMY." "LOOK,DON'T..." "DWELLON IT ," "OK?" "IT'S JUST--YOU KNOW." "THISBABYHATESME." "HE--HONEY,HE'SABABY." "HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HATE IS." "HE'SA GAVIN." "HE WASBORNTOHATE." "YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT, I THINK HE'S ALL GAVIN." "HALF JOHNNY, HALF YOU." "OK,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "THIS--IF HE WAS HALF JOHNNY, HE'D--HE'D HATE ME, AND HE DOESN'T." "HE LOVES ME--LOOK." "WELL, HE STILL KIND OF LOOKS LIKE ME, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, HE'S GOT THE BLOND PEACH FUZZ COMING IN." "YEAH,BUTTHATDOESN'TMEAN ANYTHING." "IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS," "HE COULD END UP WITH A FULL HEAD OF JET BLACK HAIR." "IGOTTO GO ." "NO,TOMMY,TOMMY,PLEASEDON'TGO." "HONEY,I GOTTO GO TO WORK,OK?" "WELL,THENWE GOTTOHIRE SOME HELP ," "BECAUSE I AM LOSING MY MIND HERE." "WEWENTOVERTHISAMILLIONTIMES, OK?" "I--YOU KNOW, I CAN'T WORK ANY EXTRA JOBS RIGHT NOW" "BECAUSE OF THE KIDS, SO WE DON'T HAVE MONEY TO" "NO,I 'MGOINGTO GETAJOB." "DIDYOUJUSTSAY THATYOU'REGOING TO" "YEAH." "I 'LLGETAJOB ." "IHAVE FRIENDSWHOCANSIT FOR ME." "WHATAREYOUGOINGTO--WHATAREYOUGOINGTO DO?" "REALESTATE." "WELL--[SCOFFS]" "LIKE THEY--LIKE YOU" "I'MGOODIN SALES." "YOU--WHAT?" "YOU'REGOODAT- " "OK,TOMMY,WHATIFYOUENDUP INJAIL" "AND THE F.D.N.Y. CANCELS YOUR PENSION?" "I'MNOTGOINGTOJAIL ,OK?" "TELL YOU WHAT, WHILE YOU'RE OUT SELLING PROPERTY," "TAKE LITTLE NO-NAME WITH YOU AND MAYBE HE CAN SELL SOME LITTLE TINY LITTLE PROPERTIES" "Woman on radio:" "THANK YOU, DR. LAURA." "I WONDER IF IT'S UNHEALTHY TO MAINTAIN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO'S DEAD?" "Dr. Laura:" "WELL, IT'S KIND OF ONE-SIDED." "Woman:" "YEAH, BUT IT'S" "Dr. Laura:" "IT'S ONE-SIDED AND" "WELL, YOU CAN'T CALL IT A RELATIONSHIP." "WHYNOT?" "Woman:" "I CAN'T" "YEAH?" "HEY." "HEY,WASTHAT--WASTHATDR.LAURA ?" "YEAH,MYRADIOFROZE." "DUMB CAR, HEATER'SNOTWORKING." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHAT'S GOING ON WITH TEDDY?" "UH,GIVINGTHECASETOTHEJURYWITHINTHEWEEK." "LOOKS GOOD FOR HIM." "FOR YOU?" "NOT SO MUCH." "HEY, TOM, I HEARD FROM MY GUY INSIDE THE INSURANCE COMPANY..." "YEAH,AND?" "IT'SDEFINITELYYOURSIGNATUREONBOTHPOLICIES." "LIFE AND FIRE." "OK,I NEVERSIGNEDANYTHING." "YEAH,WELL,SOMEONEDID ." "WELL,ITWASN'TME." "JESUSCHRIST,TOM,YOU HAVEGOTTOPULLYOURACT TOGETHER ,YOUKNOW?" "EVERY TIME YOU GO IN THERE," "YOU GIVE THEM A DIFFERENT STORY," "WHICH AT THIS POINT IS MAKING THINGS LOOK VERY, VERY SUSPICIOUS." "WELL,I--ICAN'TREMEMBEREVERYTHING,EDDIE ." "ALLRIGHT?" "YEAH,WELL,BEINGADRUNKENFOOLISJUST NOTGOINGTOFLY." "YOU KNOW?" "TOM, MAKE SOMETHING UP." "SOYOUWANTMETOLIE?" "YES,THROUGHYOURGODDAMNTEETH,IWANT YOUTOLIE." "WELL--ICAN'TDO THAT." "YOU--YOU--[LAUGHING]" "WHAT'SSOFUNNY?" "YOUCAN'TLIE?" "L-LOOK,I CANLIETO, YOU KNOW,MYWIFE, MYKIDS," "THE GUYS AT WORK, YOU KNOW?" "THE GUYS AT HEADQUARTERS--COPS." "YEAH, I CAN DO THAT KIND OF LYING." "THAT'S LIKE AAA BALL," "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "BUT THESE--THESE ARE LAWYERS." "THIS IS, YOU KNOW--THIS IS MAJOR LEAGUE PITCHING HERE." "THESE GUYS, YOU KNOW--I'M GOOD," "BUT I'M NOT THAT GOOD." "LISTENTOME ." "WE HAVE GOT ONE MORE SHOT AT THIS, TOM," "DAY AFTER TOMORROW." "ALL RIGHT?" "NOW YOU COME UP WITH A STORY THAT MAKES PLAUSIBLE SENSE," "PRACTICAL SENSE." "OH, AND WEAR A DRESS SHIRT, FOR CHRIST SAKES," "WITH A JACKET." "[SIGHS]ASSHOLE." "HEY." "HEY." "WHAT'SGOINGON ?" "FREEZINGOURBALLSOFF ." "THE HEAT'S OUT." "THANK GOD FOR PROPANE, YOU KNOW?" "UH,FREDO,YOUMENTIONEDJUST ASECONDAGO,UH ,PROPANE ." "INTERESTING FUN FACT--DID YOU KNOW THAT PROPANE IS BOTH A LIQUID AND A GAS?" "AT ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE AND TEMPERATURES ABOVE -44 FAHRENHEIT," "IT'S A NON-TOXIC, ODORLESS, COLORLESS GAS, AND LIKE NATURAL GAS," "IT HAS AN IDENTIFYING ODOR ADDED TO IT SO IT CAN BE DETECTED READILY." "YEAH,YOU" "YOU KNOW, I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS LIKE TO TALK ABOUT." "PUSSY." "THAT'SALWAYSAGOOD CHOICE." "HEY,THISJUSTIN, CHIEF." "THE POWER'S OUT." "AH,JEEZ,WHENITRAINS,ITPOURS." "WE'REON" "SO IF YOU WANT TO READ OR YOU WANT TO TAKE A SHIT" "OR YOU WANT TO DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME," "YOU BETTER TAKE ONE OF THESE." "JESUS, TOMMY, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT." "IWASUP ANDDOWNWITH THEBABYMOSTOF THENIGHT,OK ,SO" "OH,YOUKNOW,YOU JUSTMISSEDYOURGIRLFRIEND" "NOTMYGIRLFRIEND,OK?" "SECOND OF ALL--BARELY A FIREFIGHTER, OK?" "VOLLEY." "GODDAMN VOLLEY." "YEAH,VOLLEYOR NO VOLLEY," "SHE PULLED YOUR ASS OUT OF A FIRE, BRO." "THAT ALONE, YOU OWE HER DINNER, RIGHT?" "MM-HMM." "OK,I'MGOINGTOTAKEHERTODINNER,OK?" "WHAT'STHEBIGTHING?" "I MEAN" "THERE'S NO BIG THING." "SHE LIFTED YOU UP OFF A HOT MELTING FLOOR," "SHE SLUNG YOU OVER HER SHOULDER, SHE CARRIED YOU OUTSIDE" "ALLEGEDLY." "LIKEYOUYOURSELFHAVEDONE AMILLIONTIMES." "YEAH,NOTTO MENTIONSHE PROBABLYSLIPPEDYOUALITTLETONGUE" "WHEN SHE WAS GIVING YOU MOUTH-TO-MOUTH." "RIGHT?" "JUST LIKE YOU YOURSELF HAVE DONE AT LEAST, YOU KNOW" " ONCE." "OK?" "DID IT ONCE." "TWICE." "2 TIMES, THAT WAS IT." "HEY,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "THIS IS REALLY WEIRD ABOUT THIS." "LIKE THE WHOLE CHICK-SAVING-YOU THING," "IT'S LIKE A ROLE REVERSAL THING, YOU KNOW?" "IT'S LIKE LOIS LANE SAVING SUPERMAN." "MYHOOPSAREHERE." "GUYS ,HELP MYCOUSINUNLOAD THIS." "WILL YOU GET MIKEY, PLEASE?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHATHOOPS?" "OH,BASKETBALLHOOPS." "YEAH," "I GOT 2 BRAND-NEW BACKBOARDS," "N.B.A. STYLE." "I GOT FLOOR PAINT," "I GOT A BRAND-NEW BOX OF BALLS," "THE WHOLE 9 YARDS." "FORWHAT?" "FORTHEB-BALLCOURTWE'REPUTTINGINTHEBASEMENT ." "HEY!" "B-BALL--WHAT?" "VITO, HOW'S IT GOING?" "3HOURSON THEGODDAMNB.Q.E." "WITH AND COLD GODDAMN COFFEE, THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING." "OK,I THOUGHTWE WEREPUTTINGASTREETHOCKEY COURTIN--INTHEBASEMENT." "NOPE." "NIXED--NEWYORKNIXED." "SINCEWHEN?" "UH,SINCELASTNIGHT." "LISTEN," "I GOT A COUPLE GUYS HELPING." "WE'RE GOING TO HELP YOU UNLOAD ALL THIS CRAP, OK?" "WHATDOYOUMEAN,SINCELASTNIGHT?" "IDON'T" "WE--WETOOKAVOTE,OK?" "BY EMAIL." "YOUCAN'T--IDON'TDOEMAIL." "YOU CAN'T TAKE A VOTE BY EMAIL." "WHATSMELLSLIKEPUKE?" "YOU'REA REGULARRIOT." "CAN I TALK TO YOU OVER HERE?" "FUNNYGUY,MY COUSIN." "YEAH,HE'SVERYFUNNY." "SO YOU GUYS TOOK A VOTE AND I'M NOT INCLUDED?" "WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?" "LOOK,WE--THECREWDECIDED" "THAT MATTERS CONCERNING THE FUTURE OF THIS HOUSE" "SHOULD BE VOTED ON BY GUYS WHO ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE HERE IN THE FUTURE." "OK,WHAT?" "HUH?" "YEAH,WELL,YOUKNOW," "THE WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL." "OK,I DON'TKNOWWHATSTREETTHATIS," "BUT THAT'S THE WRONG STREET, 'CAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL." "I'MJUSTSAYING" "WELL,THAT'SNOWWHATIHEAR." "JESUS." "IGOTAFRIENDDOWN ATH.Q." "HE SAYS THEY'RE THIS CLOSE TO GETTING RID OF YOU." "WH-WHAT'SYOURFRIEND'SNAME?" "KENNYO 'CONNELL." "MAYBEHECOULDHELPMEOUT." "NAH,HATESYOURGUTS." "WHY?" "WELL,HESAYSATSOME CHRISTMASPARTY ACOUPLE OFYEARSAGO," "HE WAS PASSED OUT" "SHAVEDHISEYEBROWS,YEAH,YEAH ,YEAH ." "THAT KENNY O'CONNELL, OK." "WELL" "THEYNEVERGREWBACK." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "THAT'SA SHAME." "YEAH." "WELL,YOUKNOW,ICAN GIVEHIMACALL." "IT'S BETTER THAN SEEING HIM IN PERSON." "IT'S JUST..." "ALL FOREHEAD." "HEY" "STAYAWAYFROMMYBALLS." "DIDWEOR DIDWENOTHAVE" "THE WORST FIREHOUSE BASKETBALL TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF FIREHOUSE" "BASKETBALL BEFORE 9/11, AM I NOT" "YES--NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT." "IT'S TRUE, BUT THAT WAS BACK" "WHEN ALL WE HAD TO OFFER WAS FRANCO" "AND NELS AND THOSE 8 SPASTIC GIANTS FROM THE ENGINE, OK?" "YEAH." "WHATDO YOUHAVETOOFFER" "LISTEN,MYSPIESARE TELLINGME" "THAT COMING THROUGH THE PROBIE CLASS RIGHT NOW IS A BLACK KID, AFRO-AMERICAN," "AS KRAMER MIGHT SAY," "WHO IS SO GODDAMN GOOD AS AN OUTSIDE SHOOTER," "PEOPLE ARE CALLING HIM THE NEXT JACKIE RYAN." "JACKIERYAN--THEJACKIERYAN?" "YES,THEJACKIERYAN." "AND I'M MAKING A PLAY TO GET HIM ASSIGNED TO THIS HOUSE," "AND IF THAT HAPPENS, OK," "YOU WILL NOTICE A WIDENING SUSPICIOUS" "STAIN ON THE FRONT OF MY PERSON." "DO NOT BE ALARMED." "JUST KNOW THAT I'M VERY HAPPY AND GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS." "UH,MIKEY'SLAYINGDOWNINTHEBUNKROOM." "SOWAKEHIMUP." "YEAH,I TRIED." "AND?" "IMEAN,ITHINKHE'S--ITHINK HE'SDEAD." "LOOK AT HIM." "HE LOOKS SO PEACEFUL." "THAT'SBECAUSEHE 'SAN IDIOT." "IT'S HIS LOOK." "IN A FIRE, AFTER A FIRE," "ON HIS WAY HOME FROM A FIRE, AWAKE, ASLEEP," "IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME LOOK." "YOU CHECK HIS PULSE?" "IDIDN'T--SHOULDI?" "NO,SEE--THAT'SYOURLOOK." "HE'S PEACEFUL, YOU'RE BEFUDDLED." "GETOUTOF THEWAY ." "UH,EXCUSEME ?" "BEFUDDLED?" "CONFUSED." "YOUKNOW," "I'M REALLY PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS BASKETBALL THING." "EXCUSEME,IKNOWWHAT BEFUDDLEDMEANS ,THANKS." "YEAH,IT'SBECAUSETOMMYJUST TOLD YOUITMEANS" CONFUSED,"ASSHOLE ." "NO,IT'SNOT." "IKNOW BECAUSEIJUST KNOW,ALLRIGHT,JERK?" "YEAH,YEAH,HE 'SALIVE." "HEY, MIKEY." "HEY,HEY!" "MIKE,WAKEUP ,BUDDY." "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "OH,THANKGOD." "HEY." "OH,HEY,GUYS." "WOW ." "HOW LONGWASI OUT FOR?" "HOWTHEHELLDOWEKNOW?" "WHAT TIME DID YOU GET HERE?" "IDON'TKNOW." "IHADA COLON-SCOPYTHISMORNING" "COLONOSCOPY." "OH,ANDTHEYGIVEYOUDRUGS ANDSTUFF." "YEAH,I GUESSSHOVINGA5-FOOTLONGCAMERA UPYOUR ASSFALLSINTOTHE"ANDSTUFF"CATEGORY." "WELL,MYMOM'SBEENSICK LATELYANDTHERE'SAHISTORYOFCOLONCANCERINMYFAMILY," "SO I THOUGHT I'D PLAY IT SAFE AND CHECK OUT THE SITUATION AND STUFF." "YEAH,YOUKNOW,YOU SAY "ANDSTUFF"ONEMORETIME," "I'M GOING TO SHOVE MY FLASHLIGHT UP YOUR ASS." "YEAH,THAT'DBE THESECONDTIME TODAY." "HEY,DIDYOUVOTE"YES THIS BASKETBALLCOURT THING ?" "YOULOOKEDSTRESSEDOUT ,TOMMY." "YEAH,A LITTLESTRESSEDOUT ." "THE BASKETBALL THING, HAVEN'T HAD SEX OR A SMOKE IN 9 MONTHS," "AND I JUST FOUND OUT EVERYBODY I KNOW PRETTY MUCH THINKS I'M GOING TO JAIL," "SO, YOU KNOW, YEAH--STRESSED?" "YEAH, LITTLE BIT." "WELL,HEY,LOOKATTHEBRIGHTSIDE." "WHICHISWHAT?" "WHENYOU'REIN JAIL," "THERE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE A LOT OF BLACK GUYS,AND THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO PLAY A LOT OF HOOPS." "SO?" "SOWHENYOUGET OUT ," "YOU'LL BE A LOT BETTER." "OR GOOD, AT LEAST." "SEE,THAT'SHISLOOK." "WHATISIT ,ANGRY?" "MURDEROUS." "YOU'RENOTGETTINGTHATBASKETBALLCOURT ." "YEAH,WHAT'REYOUGOINGTODO ,SHIVME?" "SOAREYOUA,UH--YOU'REACATLOVER?" "IAM,YEAH." "YOUHAVECATSATHOME ?" "IDO." "IHAVE4." "OH,GREAT,WE--WEHAVEABUNCH OFCATSTRAPPED ONTHESECONDORTHIRDFLOOR." "YEAH,I HEARDTHEMMEOWINGANDI WENTUPTHERE," "BUT THEY'RE TRAPPED UP UNDER THIS LOFT AND THEY WON'T COME DOWN." "POOR THINGS, THEY GOT TO BE FROZEN SOLID." "YEAH,WELL,CAT-SICLES." "MY FAVORITE TREAT." "ALL RIGHT, LADS." "LET'S LEAVE THE TANKS AND BRING THE CATNIP." "GARRITY,G-GIVEHIMAHAND ." "YEAH." "WASITWRONGTHATICALLED?" "UH,NO,NO ." "TRAPPEDCATS." "YOU KNOW, ONE MAN'S BLESSING IS ANOTHER MAN'S 911 CALL." "GODDAMN CATS." "HOW COME IT'S NEVER ANYTHING WORTHWHILE TRAPPED INSIDE A BUILDING," "LIKE GOLD INGOTS." "MUSKETANDINGOTSWITHIN5MINUTES." "SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S BEEN PLAYING SCRABBLE WITH RAIN MAN AGAIN." "HEHADALOT OFTs." "YOU'REVOTINGFORTHATHOCKEYRINK." "WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT?" "YOU'REVOTINGFORTHATHOCKEYRINK," "OR I'M BUYING MAGGIE MORE PORN, YEAH." "HOWDIDYOUKNOWABOUTTHAT?" "BIGBLACKCOCKS,OH, YEAH." "I KNOW ABOUT IT--HER FAVORITE GENRE." "YEAH, YOU'RE VOTING FOR THAT RINK." "NOW,YOUSEE," "THIS IS A WONDERFUL APARTMENT IF YOU WERE A YOUNG COUPLE WITH KIDS." "YOU HAVE, UH, NICE--LOTS OF ROOM," "YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DRAFT MORNING, NOON," "AND NIGHT, AND THERE'S NO VIEW, WHICH, IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, IS A HUGE SELLING POINT." "YOUKNOW,ICAN SMELLTHECATS." "IJUST CAN'TSEETHEM ." "WELL,YOUKNOWWHAT,IFTHEYSMELLLIKEPUKE,IT'SYOU,TOM." "HEY, WHERE ARE THESE CATS?" "WHATAREYOUASKINGMEFOR?" "COMEON,FRANCO,THE ONE TIMEWEACTUALLYNEEDYOUTOFINDPUSSY ..." "HOLYCHRIST,WHAT'STHIS?" "EVERYBODYALLRIGHT?" "YOUALLRIGHT,BIG GUY ?" "WHOA!" "MIKEY,YOUALL RIGHT?" "GET HIM UP, GET HIM AWAY FROM THE BUILDING." "COMEON,TOMMY,WEGOTTOGET OUTOFHERE." "COMEON,BUDDY." "SHIT!" "WOW!" "WHATTHEHELLHAPPENED?" "WELL,THEFLOORWENTANDTOOKPARTOF THEEXTERIOR WALLWITH IT." "WE SLID RIGHT OUT OF THE SIDE OF THE GODDAMN BUILDING." "YEAH,THANKGODFOR ALL THESESTUFFEDANIMALS,MAN." "WE'D HAVE BEEN DEAD." "WHAT'SWITHHIM?" "OH,HETOOKA2X4TOTHE BALLSWHENHELANDED" "FIRSTA COLONOSCOPY,ANDTHENA2X4 ." "BUSY DAY FOR THIS KID'S TAINT." "INCOMING!" "JESUSCHRIST." "WELL,ATLEASTWESAVEDSOMEOFTHESECATS ," "HOW MANY DID WE GET ALTOGETHER YOU THINK?" "WAIT A SECOND, WHERE'D HE GO?" "YEAH,TOMMY'SGOTONE ." "WELL,THAT'S2." "THAT'SPRETTYGOOD ." "WELL,YOUKNOW,ONE 'SGOOD." "ONE'S GOOD." "MAN,HEY." "ITHINKTHEPOWER 'SBACK, GUYS." "OH,NICE--HEAT!" "VERYNICE." "HEY,BOYS,HOW'SITGOING?" "HEY,HEY,HEY!" "YEAH." "HADABUDDYOFMINEOWEDME AFAVOROVERATCON ED." "HAD HIM COME AND REHOOK THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD GRID UP." "ANOTHER GUY I KNOW CAME AND KICK-STARTED THE BOILER DOWNSTAIRS." "TOM, YOUR WIFE CALLED." "I SENT THAT SAME GUY OVER TO YOUR BUILDING," "AND THE HEAT'S UP AND RUNNING THERE GOOD, TOO." "NICE." "YOUWANTSOMECOFFEE,BOYS ?" "YEAH." "THERE'SA FRESHPOTINTHEREWITHSOMEHOTPIZZAINTHEKITCHEN ." "ALLRIGHT!" "THANKS,CHIEF." "CHIEFISBACK." "GOODMAN." "ALLRIGHT." "LOOKINGGOOD,CHIEF." "THANKS." "HEY,JERRY." "YEAH,CHIEF?" "UH,I HADAPROPANEHEATEROUTHERE." "YEAH,DOWNIN THEBASEMENT." "THANKYOU." "MM." "FUNFACTABOUTPROPANE" "PIZZA." "SAWYOUBY SHEILA'SOLD PLACETHEOTHER DAY." "HOW'S DAMIEN DOING?" "HE'SDOINGALLRIGHT." "HE'S LIKE LIVING IN A STUDIO OVER BY N.Y.U., YOU KNOW." "YEAH,IT'SGOTTOBETOUGH FORHIMNOT HAVINGHISMOMAROUND TODOEVERYTHINGFORHIM." "WELCOME TO REAL LIFE." "YEAH,NOSHIT." "ALL RIGHT," "FELLAS, HERE'S THE DEAL ON THE HOOPS SITUATION." "OH,WETOOKAVOTE ,CHIEF." "NO,THEREIS NO VOTE." "WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A GODDAMN DEMOCRACY?" "I COME BACK TO FULL DUTY IN 2 WEEKS," "AND I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THE HOCKEY HALF OF THE HOUSE BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT THE B-BALL HALF." "SO I SOLVED IT." "ENGINE COMPANY'S DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW PUTTING UP ONE HOOP AND ONE HOCKEY GOAL." "OK,SOLETMEGETTHISSTRAIGHT." "LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT." "WE'RE GOING HALFSIES?" "HALFSIESITIS ." "ENDOFDISCUSSION." "NOW I'M GOING HOME SO THIS GODDAMN PIZZA ISN'T THROWING ME OFF MY DIET." "ENJOY, BOYS." "YOU'RETHEMAN,CHIEF." "YOU'RE THE MAN." "ITHINKWHATMAKESTHEMOSTSENSE," "AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO PIECE THE EVENING TOGETHER," "IS THAT SHE MUST HAVE DRUGGED ME." "I THINK--SHE COULDN'T GET ME" "TO COMMIT OR SUBMIT TO WHAT SHE WANTED," "WHICH WAS, YOU KNOW," "FOR ME TO GIVE UP MY JOB AS A FIREMAN AND TO MOVE INTO THIS HOUSE WITH HER." "AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE--I'M" "SHE MUST HAVE FORGED MY NAME ON DOCUMENTS FOR THAT HOUSE." "WHAT,UM," "WHAT SUBSTANCE DO YOU BELIEVE SHE MIGHT HAVE DRUGGED YOU WITH?" "HEY,HEY." "OH ,SORRY,HEY ," "IT'S ME." "HEY." "HI." "I'MSORRY." "IDIDN'TMEAN TOWAKEYOU," "BUT IT SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE HAVING A REALLY BAD DREAM," "SO..." "OH,I WAS,YEAH." "YOUOK?" "YEAH." "OH,NICEDRESS." "OH--THANKYOU." "I AM, UM, GOING TO WEAR IT TO THE DINNER," "SO I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT." "I GOT IT AT BARNEY'S." "USUALLY I DON'T GO THERE 'CAUSE IT'S," "YOU KNOW, TOO FANCY, BUT THERE'S A WAREHOUSE SALE TWICE A YEAR," "SO I BOUGHT THIS AND ANOTHER ONE THAT I MAY WEAR, BUT PROBABLY THIS ONE." "UM,DINNER." "YEAH,NEXTTUESDAYNIGHT." "DO MY KNEES LOOK CHUBBY IN THIS?" "UH,NO." "NO ." "IT'SA LITTLESPANISHPLACEDOWNTOWN" "AND IT'S VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE, AND YOU'RE PAYING." "OH,OK." "NOW,THISIS..." "TUESDAY?" "WE'RE GOING OUT?" "YOUKNOW,AFTERISAVEDYOURLIFE," "YOU ASKED ME IF THERE WAS ANYTHING THAT YOU COULD DO FOR ME" "AND I SAID, "YES, YOU CAN TAKE ME TO DINNER."" "I--YEAH." "REALLYHAVEN'TMENTIO" "SO I DECIDED TO TAKE THE BULL BY THE HORNS" "AND WRESTLE IT TO THE GROUND--GIVE ME YOUR HAND." "UM..." "LOOK,IT'SVERYDIFFICULTFORMETOGETINTO THE CITY ." "OW." "SOI NEEDAFEW DAYSNOTICE." "SO TUESDAY NIGHT--SAY IT." "WHAT?" "TUESDAYNIGHT--SAYIT ." "YES." "OW,TUESDAY." "TUESDAY." "TUESDAY,7 :00." "OK--JESUS." "OW." "NOEXCUSES." "OK,BUT" "OK." "LISTEN,I'LLCALLYOUTUESDAYAT6:00" "AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE NAME AND THE ADDRESS OF" "AND, UH, TOODLES." "OK,OK,YOUKNOW,IHAVEA BRAND-NEWBABYATHOME." "YEAH,I DON'TCARE." "UH,OK." "AND,YOU KNOW,IHAVEA WIFE ." "TELLME--ANEX-WIFE." "BUTSHELIVESWITHME." "DON'TCARE." "OK." "TOODLES." "OW ." "AREYOUSUREYOU WANTTODO THIS?" "YES,I--I'VEBEENTHINKINGALOT ABOUT IT" "AND I THINK THAT THE FACT THAT YOU LIKE PORN IS," "UM, REALLY SPECIAL," "SO I WANT TO DO IT FOR US, YOU KNOW?" "RATHER THAN BE FREAKED OUT BY IT," "I WANT TO JUST EMBRACE IT," "YOU KNOW?" "I MEAN, YOU LIKE SOME OF MY HOBBIES." "LIKEWHAT?" "UH,YOUKNOW..." "WALKING." "UM, AND MY TRAINS." "YOU REALLY" "OK, ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T," "BUT I AM GOING TO DO IT FOR US." "OK." "OK,HEREWE GO ." "READY?" "HEY,BABY,IHAVEN'TSEEN RICHIESINCE IGOTHERE." "WHERE IS HE?" "UH,HECALLED." "HE'S AT THE CENTER." "HE'S GOT SOME NEW FRIEND DOWN THERE OR SOMETHING." "OH,RIGHT." "SO ,UH ,IGUESSTHAT MEANS," "YOU AND ME, WE HAVE SOME ALONE TIME, RIGHT?" "I'MREADING,FRANCO." "OH, COME ON, YOU WANT TO FOOL AROUND?" "I'MINTHEMIDDLEOFACHAPTER." "WELL,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "I'MINTHE MIDDLE OFACHAPTER, TOO." "IT'S CHAPTER 7, ACTUALLY" " FRANCO NEEDS SEX." "OH, OK, WELL, LET'S SKIP TO ANOTHER CHAPTER." "WHAT'S CHAPTER 2?" "UH,FRANCONEEDSSEX ." "DON'T EVEN ASK ABOUT THE OTHER CHAPTERS." "THEY'RE ALL FRANCO NEEDS SEX." "THAT'SRIGHT." "EXCEPTFOR THE LASTCHAPTER," "WHICH IS FRANCO FALLS ASLEEP AFTER SEX." "COME ON, BABY." "UH,I 'MALMOSTDONEREADING." "GIVE ME 15 MINUTES." "YOU KNOW, I, UH,I ALMOST DIED TODAY." "WHAT?" "YEAH." "YEAH,WE WEREINTHIS ," "UH, THIS WAREHOUSE." "YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE FLOOR JUST--JUST COLLAPSED." "IT WAS A REALLY WEIRD FIRE." "IF THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING HADN'T BLOWN OUT," "THE WHOLE CREW--WE'D ALL BE TOAST." "OH,MYGOD." "YOU POORGUY." "OH, COME HERE." "HMM..." "GUESSI HAVETO ALMOSTDIE MOREOFTEN,HUH?" "OH,MYGOD,THAT'SSOPHONY ." "MAGGIE, COME ON--SHE'S TOTALLY ACTING." "I'VE BEEN WITH A LOT OF GIRLS IN MY LIFE" "AND I'VE NEVER HEARD A WOMAN MOAN LIKE THAT, EVER." "NOKIDDING." "WHAT?" "NOTHING." "OH,ANDNOWTHE OTHERGUYSHOWS UP?" "COME ON." "HE'S GOING TO JOIN IN?" "THAT NEVER HAPPENS." "THAT'S RIDICULOUS." "WHAT THE HELL'S HE GOING TO DO WITH THE PEPPER MILL?" "SEAN,THAT'SNOTAPEPPERMILL." "OH,MYGOD." "OH!" "SOWHATAREYOU GOINGTOSAY?" "WELL,I GUESSWE 'REGOINGTOFIND OUT, HUH?" "YOUCOULDJUSTTELLTHETRUTH ." "WHICHWOULDBE WHAT?" "THATYOUWERESHIT-FACEDANDHORNY ," "AND THEN WE SHE GOT PISSY AND AFRAID," "YOU STARTED PUSHING HER AROUND AND TELLING HER" "THAT'SNOTWHATHAPPENED,OK?" "THAT'S NOT THE TRUTH." "DON'TTALKOVERMENOW." "DON'T TALK OVER ME!" "WHATAREYOUDOING,JIMMY?" "THAT'SYOURM.O.WITHHER," "OK?" "IT'S YOUR M.O. WITH HER AND JANET." "JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR" "OH,THEREWASA," "UH, A BEE IN THERE." "I THINK I GOT HIM." "WE'VEGOT$2 MILLIONONTHELINE," "AND YOU ARE TOTALLY SCREWING THIS UP."