"SOBBING can you hear me?" "Vincent. now the whole neighbourhood has to listen to his screaming." "Madame Vernet." "even worse than his usual rubbish." "What's it supposed to be?" "VINCENT CONTINUES TO SCREAM AND SOB" "It was found behind the wall in an attic in France." "It's genuine... it's a van Gogh..." "Why bring it to me?" "Because it's obviously a message... and you can see who it's for." "Can't say I understand it." "Prime Minister." "You're supposed to deliver it." "Cell 426." "The Doctor?" "Do you mean Dr Song?" "just give it to me." "I'm entitled to phone calls." "Doctor?" "and neither are you." "Where is he?" "it doesn't always work." "she's re-routed the call. '" "Talk quickly." "This connection will last less than a minute." "Dr Song." "Are you finished with that?" "aren't you?" "First day." "Then I'm very sorry." "ALARM" "Stay exactly where you are." "the hallucinogenic lipstick." "She tried to use it on me!" "Dr Song." "This is the Royal Collection." "And I'm the bloody Queen." "What are you doing here?" "Ma'am." "didn't you?" "I know he came here." "The Doctor!" "{\cHFF00FF}He's in trouble.{\cHFFFFFF}" "I need to find him." "Then why are you stealing a painting?" "{\cHFF00FF}Look at it.{\cHFFFFFF} and I need to show him this." "you're looking for time travel." "Are you selling?" "fresh off the wrist of a handsome Time Agent." "I said OFF the wrist." "Dr Song." "Have you brought me a pretty toy?" "This is a Calisto Pulse." "It can disarm micro-explosives from up to 20 feet." "What kind of micro-explosives?" "The kind I just put in your wine." "Vavoom!" "{\cHFFFF00}Va-what?" "{\cHFFFFFF} it's genius." "Right!" "come on." "Where are we?" "{\cH00FFFF}Planet One." "The oldest planet in the universe.{\cHFFFFFF} on the cliff there's writing. cos no-one's ever translated it." "Till today. {\cHFFFF00}What happens today?" "{\cH00FFFF}Us." "The TARDIS can translate anything.{\cHFFFFFF}" "All we have to do is open the doors and read the very first words in recorded history." "Vavoom!" "Right place?" "{\cH00FFFF}Just followed the co-ordinates on the cliff-face.{\cHFFFFFF}" "Earth." "Britain." "pm." "AD." "yeah.{\cHFFFFFF}" "The Romans invaded Britain several times during this period." "I know." "My favourite topic at school." "I did get marked down for the title." "Caesar!" "{\cH00FFFF}Hi.{\cHFFFFFF}" "Welcome to Britain." "We are honoured by your presence." "you're only human." "Arise..." "Roman person." "Why does he think you're Caesar?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Cleopatra will see you now." "sweetie." "River!" "Hi. {\cH00FFFF}You graffitied the oldest cliff-face in the universe.{\cHFFFFFF}" "You wouldn't answer your phone." "What's this?" "{\cHFF00FF}It's a painting.{\cHFFFFFF}" "Your friend Vincent." "One of his final works." "didn't he?" "I thought you ought to know about this one." "what is this?" "Why's it exploding?" "{\cHFF00FF}I assume it's some kind of warning.{\cHFFFFFF}" "Something's going to happen to the TARDIS?" "It might not be that literal." "Anyway this is where he wanted you." "see?" "{\cH00FFFF}Does it have a title?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "The Pandorica Opens." "Come on." "YA!" "The Pandorica?" "What is it?" "{\cHFF00FF}A box." "A cage." "A prison.{\cHFFFFFF} a legend.{\cHFFFFFF} it's here and it's opening.{\cHFFFFFF}" "And it's got something to do with your TARDIS exploding." "obviously." "Buried for centuries." "You won't find it on a map. you'd want to remember where you put it." "How come it's not new?" "Because it's already old." "Been here thousands of years." "No-one knows exactly how long." "this Pandorica thing." "after we climbed out of the Byzantium." "Spoilers!" "but you told the Doctor you'd see him again when the Pandorica opens." "{\cHFF00FF}Maybe I did." "But I haven't yet.{\cHFFFFFF}" "I'm picking up fry particles everywhere." "Energy weapons discharged on this site." "it contains the mightiest warrior in history." "half the galaxy would want a piece of that." "Maybe even fight over it." "We need to get down there." "Right then." "Ready." "The underhenge." "ELECTRIC FIZZLING" "It's a Pandorica." "More than just a fairy tale." "There was a goblin. or a warrior." "soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies." "The most feared being in all the cosmos. or reason with it." "One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world." "How did it end up in there?" "{\cH00FFFF}You know fairy tales.{\cHFFFFFF}" "A good wizard tricked it." "I hate good wizards in fairy tales." "They always turn out to be him." "then?" "what?" "{\cHFFFF00} The story.{\cHFFFFFF} with all the worst things in the world in it." "That was my favourite book when I was a kid." "your favourite story.{\cHFFFFFF} always ignore a coincidence." "So can you open it?" "{\cH00FFFF}Easily Anyone can break INTO a prison.{\cHFFFFFF}" "But I'd rather know what I'm going to find first." "You won't have long to wait." "It's already opening." "one by one." "Like it's being unlocked from the inside." "{\cH00FFFF}How long do we have?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "Hours at the most." "matter-lines.{\cHFFFFFF}" "What could need all that?" "{\cHFF00FF}What could get past all that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "Think of the fear that went into making this box." "What could inspire that level of fear?" "you." "Have we met?" "and how could Vincent have known about it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "He won't even be born for centuries. to every time zone." "everywhere?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "Even poor Vincent heard it in his dreams." "everyone?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "I'd know about it." "Why don't I know?" "you said everyone could hear it." "So who else is coming?" "Oh." "what?" "we should be able to fold back the signal." "Doing it. {\cHFFFF00}Doing what?" "{\cHFFFFFF} it's been transmitting for a while... so who heard?" "what's out there?" "anything?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "000 starships." "At least?" "I don't know." "There's too many readings." "What kind of starships?" "{\cH000080}'Maintaining orbit. ' 'I obey." "Shield covercompromised on ion sectors. '{\cHFFFFFF}" "Daleks." "Those are Daleks." "{\cH000080}'Scan detects no temporal activity." "Soft grid scan commencing.{\cHFFFFFF}" "{\cH000080}'Reverse thrust for compensatory stabilisation. '{\cHFFFFFF}" "Doctor." "{\cH000080}'Launch preliminary armaments protocol. '{\cHFFFFFF}" "OK." "Dalek fleet." "armed to the teeth." "But we've got surprise on our side!" "000 Dalek battleships." "Cos we'd be killed instantly." "Cyber-ships.{\cHFFFFFF} those are Dalek ships." "turn them on each other.{\cHFFFFFF}" "It's the Daleks - they're SO cross..." "{\cHFF00FF}Sontaran." "Four battle-fleets.{\cHFFFFFF} who stole all their handbags?" "Terileptil." "Slitheen." "Chelonian." "Nestene." "Drahvin." "Sycorax." "Haemo-goth." "Zygon." "Atraxi." "Draconian." "They're all here." "For the Pandorica." "What are you?" "What could you possibly be?" "What do we do?" "listen to me!" "Everything that ever hated you is coming here tonight." "You can't win this." "You can't even fight it." "you have to run." "Run where?" "{\cHFF00FF}Fight how?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "The greatest military machine in the history of the universe." "What is?" "The Daleks?" "no." "The Romans!" "So." "I return to my command after one week and discover we've been playing host to Cleopatra." "Who's in Egypt." "And dead!" "Yes." "Funny how things work out." "and you make jokes." "what must they think of you?" "{\cHFFFFFF} riddles now?" "Where do they think you come from?" "A place more deadly and more powerful and more impatient than their tiny minds can imagine." "Where do I come from?" "Your world has visitors." "You're all Barbarians now." "{\cHFFFFFF}What is that?" "what?" "the work of the Gods." "But you've been a soldier too long to believe there are Gods watching over us." "a man." "And tonight he's going to need your help." "Sir?" "One moment." "WHISPERED CONFERENCE" "it seems you have a volunteer." "as far as I know.{\cHFFFFFF} is that going to happen?" "One problem at a time." "There's forcefield technology inside this box." "I could extend it all over Stonehenge." "Could buy us half an hour." "{\cHFFFF00}What good is half an hour?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "There are fruit flies live on Hoppledom 6 that live for 20 minutes and they don't even mate for life." "There was going to be a point to that." "I'll get back to you." "So..." "Are you proposing to someone?" "I'm sorry?" "I found this in your pocket." "uh... a memory." "someone I lost." "Do you mind?" "I feel..." "I don't know." "Something." "but they always leave traces." "Little things we can't quite account for." "half eaten meals... rings... not completely. it can come back." "your friend?" "Remember that night you flew away with me?" "Of course I do." "And you asked me why I was taking you and I told you there wasn't a reason." "I was lying." "so you did have a reason?" "{\cH00FFFF}Your house.{\cHFFFFFF} too many empty rooms.{\cHFFFFFF} that your life doesn't make any sense?" "What was that?" "{\cH00FFFF} Need a proper look.{\cHFFFFFF} give it a target. {\cHFFFF00}How?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "I'm a target!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "What is that?" "{\cH00FFFF} Arm of a Cyberman.{\cHFFFFFF} part robot.{\cHFFFFFF} now the robot part is looking for fresh meat." "except you're alive and sort of screaming.{\cHFFFFFF} could you draw its fire?" "{\cHFFFF00} Like you did?" "{\cHFFFFFF} it's only got one arm." "Come here!" "but stay where you are." "It couldbe bluffing." "{\cHFFFF00}Bluffing?" "It's an arm!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "I said stay where you are!" "Doctor?" "{\cH00FFFF}Amy!" "{\cHFFFF00}Doctor!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "SHE SCREAMS" "Doctor?" "!" "You will be assimilated. {\cHFFFF00}Yeah?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "You and whose body?" "HEAVY THUDDING" "Doctor?" "!" "Doctor?" "Who...?" "Who are you...?" "Amy." "woah!" "the man's coming round. {\cH00FFFF} Amy?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF} just unconscious.{\cHFFFFFF} that's all." "good old River." "How many?" "volunteers." "What about that thing?" "50?" "Not exactly a legion." "but it's a tough sell." "I'm not exactly one to miss the obvious." "But we need everything we can get." "Cyber-weapons." "headless wonder here was a sentry." "Probably got himself duffed up by the locals." "Never underestimate a Celt. {\cH00FF00}Doctor...{\cHFFFFFF}" "Rory." "Thinking." "Why leave a Cyberman on guard?" "Unless it's a Cyberthing in the box." "what?" "I can feel it!" "I think you probably are." "{\cH00FFFF}I'll get it in a minute.{\cHFFFFFF}" "Hello again. {\cH00FF00}Hello.{\cHFFFFFF}" "good.{\cHFFFFFF}" "Roman." "I was there.{\cHFFFFFF}" "You died and then you were erased from time." "you never existed." "Erased?" "What does that mean?" "How can you be here?" "I don't know." "It's kind of fuzzy." "Fuzzy?" "I died and turned into a Roman." "It's very distracting!" "Did she miss me?" "RUMBLING AND WHOOSHING" "What is it?" "What's happening?" "{\cH00FFFF}The final phase.{\cHFFFFFF}" "It's opening." "You're surrounded." "Have you got a plan?" "{\cH00FFFF}Yes!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "Now hurry up and get the TARDIS here." "I need equipment!" "What are you?" "all for you." "What could you possibly be?" "Stonehenge!" "takes the universe." "everyone..." "Cos guess who?" "!" "Ha!" "it's really very distracting." "Could you all just stay still a minute?" "Because I am talking!" "who's got the Pandorica?" "who's coming to take it from me?" "no weapons worth a damn." "anything... to..." "lose! just remember who's standing in your way. do the smart thing." "Let somebody else try first." "That'll keep 'em squabbling for half an hour!" "Romans!" "OK..." "What's the matter with you?" "They're still out there." "What do we do now?" "then they'll go home." "you're going to have to be very brave now." "my head." "Aaaahhh. {\cHFFFF00}Aaaahhh.{\cHFFFFFF}" "Just your basic knock-out drops." "but it's fresh. {\cHFFFF00}Fine.{\cHFFFFFF} the one who did the... swordy thing." "thanks for the swording." "Nice swording.{\cHFFFFFF}" "No problem." "My men are up there." "They'll look after you." "Good." "Love a Roman!" "She doesn't remember me." "How can she not remember me?" "Because you never existed." "what's wrong?" "There are cracks." "Cracks in time." "on one particular day." "And every other moment in history is cracking around it." "So how does that work?" "What kind of explosion?" "What exploded?" "'And for those of us who can't read the base code of the universe?" "' the cracks are everywhere." "Get too close and you can fall right out of the universe." "So I fell through a crack and now I was never born?" "{\cH00FFFF}Basically.{\cHFFFFFF} you shouldn't have.{\cHFFFFFF} what physically happened?" "with you and Amy." "I was dying a Roman soldier." "A proper Roman. a whole other life." "Just here like I'd woken up from a dream." "Started to think it was a dream." "You and Amy and Leadworth. the girl with the red hair." "I thought you'd come back for me." "But she can't even remember me." "shut up. {\cH00FF00}What?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "Go get her." "But I don't understand." "Why am I here?" "Because you are. and that's the theory." "never seen one yet." "But this would do me." "she's Amy and she's surrounded by Romans." "I'm not sure history can take it." "OK?" "You OK now?" "'Silence will fall. '" "Why have you brought me here?" "so something's been here." "Amy... why do I let you out?" "A place more deadly and more powerful and more impatient than their tiny minds can imagine." "then?" "'That was my favourite book when I was a kid. '" "Oh no..." "Are you OK?" "Did the Doctor send you?" "he just fusses." "You got a blanket." "That's good." "Who gave you that?" "{\cHFFFF00}One of the fellas. {\cH00FF00}Which one?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "Just one of them." "Does it matter?" "no." "it." "Forget it." "What's your name?" "I'm..." "Rory." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "It's just not what you expect Romans to be called." "What's it short for?" "Roranicus?" "Yeah." "You're crying." "where is it?" "Hurry up!" "just listen." "what's wrong?" "{\cHFFFF00}Nothing.{\cHFFFFFF}" "It's like..." "It's like I'm happy." "Why am I happy?" "they can't be. the ones you're with right now." "a children's picture book." "What are you even doing there?" "how is this possible?" "Amy's memories. {\cHFF00FF}'But how?" "'{\cHFFFFFF}" "You said something had been there." "landing patterns." "they could have used her psychic residue." "that's why houses have ghosts." "They could've taken a snapshot of Amy's memories." "But why?" "who are those Romans?" "Projections." "Or duplicates." "But they were helping us." "My lipstick even worked." "They might think they're real." "The perfect disguise. right until they're activated." "that Centurion..." "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "I don't know why I'm doing that." "It's me." "please..." "It's me." "it has to be." "to get close to you." "Why?" "Who'd do that?" "What for?" "It doesn't make sense." "River?" "River?" "it's the engines.{\cHFFFFFF} like something else is controlling it." "{\cH00FFFF}You're flying it wrong.{\cHFFFFFF}" "I'm flying it perfectly." "You taught me. {\cH00FFFF} Where are you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "What's the date reading?" "2010." "just go." "shut down the TARDIS.{\cHFFFFFF}" "Shut down everything!" "{\cHFF00FF} I can't!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "'Silence will fall!" "Silence will fall!" "'" "I've never seen you before in my life." "You have." "You know you have." "It's me. {\cHFFFF00}Why am I crying?" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "Because you remember me." "I came back!" "You're crying because you remember me." "Someone else is flying it." "An external force." "I've lost control." "But how?" "Why?" "HIGH-PITCHED TONE" "now." "and they're getting wider." "The TARDIS but we can stop the cracks ever happening if you just land her!" "It's not safe." "now." "are we?" "no!" "I'm not going." "I'm Rory!" "I'm down." "just walk out of the doors.{\cHFFFFFF} the TARDIS engines shut down." "Just get out of there." "{\cHFF00FF}I'm going. {\cH00FFFF}Run!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "'Doctor!" "Doctor!" "'I can't open the doors!" "' {\cH00FFFF}Amy!" "{\cHFFFFFF} you have to run." "You have to get as far away from here as you can!" "I'm a thing." "I'll kill you." "Just go!" "I don't want to go." "I'm Rory!" "I'm..." "I'm... {\cHFFFF00}Williams.{\cHFFFFFF}" "Rory Williams from Leadworth." "My boyfriend." "you've got to run.{\cHFFFFFF}" "I'm going." "You are Rory Williams and you aren't going anywhere ever again." "I can't open the doors!" "I've got seconds!" "Plastic Romans." "eh?" "but what for?" "What are you doing?" "eh?" "What's coming out?" "The Pandorica is ready." "you mean it's open?" "{\cH000080}You have been scanned.{\cHFFFFFF}" "{\cH000080}Assessed.{\cHFFFFFF}" "{\cH000080}Understood.{\cHFFFFFF}" "{\cH000080}Doctor.{\cHFFFFFF}" "The ring." "Remember the ring?" "You'd never let me wear it in case I lost it." "The Doctor gave it to me." "{\cHFFFF00}Show it to me.{\cHFFFFFF}" "Show me the ring." "Amy... {\cHFFFF00}Come on!" "{\cHFFFFFF}" "Just show it to me." "a box?" "Your limits and capacities have been extrapolated." "The Pandorica is ready." "Ready for what?" "{\cH000080}Ready for you.{\cHFFFFFF}" "There it is." "You remember." "This is you." "And you are staying." "No..." "SHOT FIRES" "No!" "No! an alliance..." "How is that possible?" "{\cH000080}The cracks in the skin of the universe.{\cHFFFFFF}" "All reality is threatened." "All universes will be deleted." "What?" "And you've come to me for help?" "No." "We will save the universe from you!" "From me?" "All projections correlate." "All evidence concurs." "The Doctor will destroy the universe." "no." "You've got it wrong." "The Pandorica was constructed to ensure the safety of the alliance." "{\cH000080}A scenario was devised from the memories of your companion.{\cHFFFFFF}" "A trap the Doctor could not resist." "{\cH000080}The cracks in time are the work of the Doctor." "It is confirmed.{\cHFFFFFF} the TARDIS." "am I?" "{\cH000080}Only the Doctor can pilot the TARDIS.{\cHFFFFFF} listen to me!" "{\cH000080}You will be prevented.{\cHFFFFFF}" "Total event collapse!" "Every sun will supernova at every moment in history." "The whole universe will never have existed!" "listen to me!" "Seal the Pandorica. {\cH00FFFF}No!" "{\cHFFFFFF} listen to me!" "The TARDIS is exploding right now and I'm the only one who can stop it!" "Listen to me!" "my love."