"(Music starts)" "(Bell ringing)" "(Narrator) "As Munich secret yet Capital of the Federal Republic was" "'Was the gossip columnists Baby Schimmerlos as icon of his profession." "'And Herbie Friedman was his personal photographer." "'Lf e.g. Any 'ne Hollywood diva" "'Her 30 years younger 6-packed Home coach wanted to marry," "'Baby was always the first to the story Herbie and the photo." "'From the home trainer." "'Then, at some point, however, fell the Berlin Wall" "'And Herbie of' ner Celebrity Yacht in Monte Carlo." "'The photographer ended up in a wheelchair." "'Baby resulted drunkenness," "'And Mona, baby time lover made a career as a folk music star. '" "(Yodel)" "'The two had loved." "'And so for about 30 years only ever fought. '" "(Crying)" "'As a baby after years suddenly rang with Herbie" "'And told him, because there was a Swiss billionaire" "'In Berlin as the' n-elite culture magazine" "'Like the American "New York" wanted to fund," "'And he would baby, Editor in Chief and might need a photographer" "'Since Herbie had joy unbounded devoured his disability ID card." "'But then, just arrived in Berlin" "'He heard a young chauffeur the billionaire Max Zettl," "'The sad news" "'That editor Schimmerlos had unfortunately crashed just deadly." "'Chauffeur Zettl but added consolingly," "'That he, as an enthusiastic Newspaper readers, already got an idea would have" "'Only those who as for babies succession question was coming." "'For this purpose he needed, Zettl," "'But the help of an experienced older... old..." "Society bunny." "'Could also be a photographer in a wheelchair." "'And the billionaire, but" "'Would of course have yet be convinced of the idea. '" "(Frank Sinatra: "New York, New York" in the background)" "Bonjour, Zettl." "Vous allez bien?" "Bonjour, Mr. Doucier." "Bienle!" "Bien!" "Tens bien!" "(Again and even "New York, New York")" "(Music fades into the background)" "(Swiss accent) How could an elderly gentleman happen?" "(Bavarian accent) Because he full speed on his bike coiffed" "Unter den Linden, abi So, is down." "Bike?" "Yes, has not a Porsche had, the Schimmerlos?" "Until the age of retirement at 65," "But then it was the Porsche no longer young enough." "There it is then must be a Harley 1.5er Twincam." "With which he wanted directly through the Brandenburg Gate by, and by a pillar gate has it then it crumbles." "He was killed instantly" "His last words were supposed to be a scream." "A cry?" "Yes." "Just as "hurray" or "Holladrio" or so." "Yes, yes, yes, he Varya also a Bayer." "Yes, he was." "The good old Schimmerlos." "God rest his soul." "Yes, you cry now?" "Yes." "It just goes so well." "(Again and even "New York, New York" in the background)" " Herbie!" " Mona!" "(Bavarian accent) His mother would in grave turn, if she knew that her son Situated in Berlin under the earth!" "Mona!" "His mother is dead and stopped turning." "And they do not know where he is, and they do not know that it's not white." "He always wanted to lie in Bavarian earth." "Mona, he's dead!" "And a dead man in his condition It is a shit where he is buried." "But not me!" "(Bell ringing)" "Oh, so many people!" "I did not even know that the baby was so well known in Berlin." "And so popular. (Sniffs)" "Until the middle of the world then Economic Financial Crisis a generous offer of the globally successful" "Swiss financiers Urs Doucier received by following the example of New York Magazine "The New Yorker"" "the city of Berlin finally give what New York is still missing, uh uh, to finally 'Ne world city like Berlin are to" "Berlin New York, no, uh, New York Berlin." "Can not even read the clever." "In any case, was his last Whoosh, that he gets a young successor." "This might not be of the industry, can sometimes e.g. Celebrity chauffeur have been, or something like that." "Did you write the text, Zettl?" "Only grammatically and linguistically." "And now he finally rest in peace, in nomine patris et filius et sanctis spirit, Amen." "Hold on." "Give me the other thing." "All right." "(Berlin accent) woman Mödlinger likely, I please get an autograph?" "We're so touched my husband and me." "For that is exactly what the Always in Our advice for this song on TV singing." "(Mona) Yes, all right." "There will be a wine and we will never be." "Yes, thank you." "All right." "Goodbye." "Today would have fit well, what?" "Now I'll beat the final cover Musicians from the Mona Häusl." "Servus." "You did 20 years ago already said." "Fault it was." ""Be glad that you have your mission." ""Merit a bunch of money, 're a folk music star."" "He constantly has interfered in my life!" "In everything!" "So, I'll send the bill to then Doucier the holding company in Switzerland, right?" "So, were the altar servers included 2 110 people in festive dress, makes 10011,000 times." "Then each 'ne white lily had, that's 1,100." "And I had a voice in a foreign language," "So "domine in spirit" and so..." " Zettl what is really here..." " Wait a minute." " But we have yet identified all." " Yes, same, the same." "Do you want in Berlin in front of everyone and stand there in all the papers like one of foregone his Editor-in-law not even donated a decent burial?" "Uh, are from us, respectively of you paid." "Smile." "No, wait, yes is a funeral." "Make a sad face." "My sincere condolences, madam." "(Mona) Uh, thanks." " My Sympathies." " Hm" "Sincere condolences." "(Doucier) My Sympathies for sudden death lhres, uh..." " (Mona) significant other." " Significant other." "Sincere condolences." "(Zettl) I'm young, hungry, and I am at the journalism school was." "On the way, even where they different cram louder stuff in you, what you now need not bother." "I've studied for years in vain." "All completely "old school"." "Today there are 3 main categories:" ""Rumor", "Gossip" and "Talk of the Town"." "That's it." "The Rumor is only good if a bit of Twitter is." "When will people Gossip just finished off, and so is my favorite The Talk of the Town." "But even modernized." "So a bit of a cocktail with a dash of Rumor, with a dash of Twitter and 1, 2 drops Gossip." "But not too much." "And then there is the job..." "The job only gets one, Zettl, who can." "Yes, of course." "Another is not at all suitable." "One who is familiar because and everyone knows, even internationally." "You know for example Since the thingy that..." "What's her name?" " Julia Roberts?" " No, I do not mean." "The other." " Penelope Cruz?" " Yes!" "Exactly!" "Has something special!" "Yes, I know them well." "With Penelope I've just phoned earlier." " Really?" " Yes." "Then call them but again quickly." "Ah, Penelope?" "Right now?" " Yes, if you do so well?" " Of course, and how!" "Uh, where I'm now the number?" "The number I have VIP in my notebook." "Now where is my little notebook VIP?" "Ah!" "Now I remember again." "I did in the other pants, I pulled out the home, before I flew back to the helicopter, uh, drove, so I anhab a fresh new pair of trousers, if I pick up." "The Penelope, uh, pants, er, I mean, you capitalized." " Why did you lie to me, Zettl?" " Why?" "Uh, why I anlüg?" "Yes, I can tell you already." "Because I swore I" "I, on everything that you ask me always knows the answer." "The really great men give once in a while, not knowing anything." "Yes, but only if they are big already." "Not before." "Please." "Uh, please, Mr. Doucier please." "Please." "Please, please, Mr. Doucier!" "Give me a chance." "I know each and everyone, and I also know each and every, certainly in Berlin, and the old photographer Herbie Fried, also knows each and everyone, international and global, and I'll do anything for you anyway." "For me, nothing is too small, no too big, not too early and not too..." "Cross Crucifix Sacrament!" "Hopefully it's still there!" "Yes, hopefully for you, Max!" "From Berlin, Berlin, the Berlin..." " The Berliner's not the point." " As such, Mrs. Mayor," " There's not even the New York..." " Ahhh!" " Ah, the slipper-sunshine boy is there." " Prime Minister... (Swabian accent) Please apologies for the delay." "(Mayor) If the new MP from Meck-Pom and his wife Hilde-mom already no Mecklenburger longer, but Swabia and erjetzt here with Chancellor's ambitions..." " (Gasping) Is the glass LHR?" " The mayor's wife is now..." "You want it to be Chancellor I thought." "Who just say again?" "I think it was my mum Hilde." ""The Gutzow is so hungry for power," ""Would any hunchbacked toad swallow..."" " If I can hook times since..." " The Chancellor question does not arise." "The Registrar is, contrary to all what in this city here so gered..." " But here so everything is always..." " I Say Yes!" " Core health and great shape..." "And... why is a magazine" " As the Berlin New York..." " As a fiddle and in top shape, makes his daily workout and drinks have become less as most alcoholics in this..." "Or rather:" "Most drink in this city more than the Chancellor." "(Small laugh, cell phone rings)" "Excuse but I think I have to, uh..." "What did he do?" "I'm sorry, but..." "Max Zettl." "Hendrik Schafmon." "Is not a problem." "I habja most waiting for half an hour." " He always does." " Who does what ever?" "Ah, the boss." "He always does." "Always and with everyone." "A kind of test, he says, the boss." "How people behave, if they have to wait." "Please." "You are now the chauffeur or the hiring manager, or as I have said to me, uh, you, uh, imagine?" "Let's put it this way:" "To me he hears." " Is a bit tight, eh." " Yes, a little bit tight." "So when I e.g. Say to him, this gentleman, uh, Anyway, derjetzt the new editor in chief from New York to Berlin wants this is the typical type of displacement." "Which stinks terribly true that you someone like him has had to wait, but that he stinks, he suppressed first of all." "Fucking switch." " What's wrong with the switch?" " Oh nothing." "Uh, but then he gets a terrible anger, and he has to let out, because otherwise it bursts." "We understand you're probably in 2 hours, the case." "10:00 Now it's half." "I would say They burst at half past 12:00." "(Asian sounds)" "(Unintelligible Chinese)" "(Laughs softly)" "What you have said to the lady?" " "Send abi a lift."" " Abi?" "Uh, down. "Susie, you bitch, you Chinese." ""Otherwise, I'll bite you in your lotus flower, in your sweet."" " In Chinese." " Yes." "Hold it!" "You sweet Susi, du Now let us fare." "Uh, wait a moment." "Stay where you are." "There." "Since about." "Nice stop." "I'll be right back, right?" "(Doucier) Yes?" "Yes, it's me, yes." "What does "one trillion U.S. Dollars," Mr. Jaeggi?" " One billion in the American sense?" " Good evening, Mr. Doucier." "So in the German sense one billion within the meaning of 1.000 million, or there are 1,000 billion in the sense of a trillion in German Sense of one million million?" "Well then, do you ask again exactly and then texting me that" "Billion!" "Trillion!" "As if it Today would be no more millions!" " Urs Doucier." " Schafmon." " Mr. Opium poppy, yes." "Schafmon." " Schafmon." "Henrik Schafmon." "'Scuse me, am right back." "Have there somehow did not have reception." " Do you like texting?" "All texting." " Mr. Prime Minister!" " I find it very impersonal." " Yes." "Yes." " The person should talk!" " Yes." "(Bavarian) No, I'm at the Event of my union." "The samples because for Rosa Luxembourg Parade." "I was just texting you, because your SMS I do not understand." "What does that mean?" ""AFVBIDWVLMMDIHFHANSTAP"?" ""To Miss Verena's my turn" ""As agreed, delivery noon tomorrow straight to the hotel," ""For tonight Natalia, Slavic Type unpretentious, and inexpensive."" "What do you really know the diseased Chancellor, Doctor?" "Ah, the Chancellor is sick?" "Aha." "Yes, I'm on Domestic Policy and also for foreign policy and also for economic policy not really..." "My department was previously only the culture and the society." " Are you saying, Mr. Opium poppy," " Schafmon." "That a chancellor not to culture, uh, belongs to society?" "(Little embarrassed sound)" "(Very worn played German National Anthem)" "Olli?" "Olli!" "Sch!" "Ssh!" "Why does he sleep?" "(Berlin accent) Has just gone to sleep again." "Every time he comes to visit me, he immediately lays on the couch, and then he writes allegedly on his memoirs." "He sleeps on a regular basis." "Sometimes he wakes up suddenly and screams like a banshee." "Just like today." "Today it was especially bad." "That is why I called you." "Nothing else... so..." "Interpersonal between you?" "(Grunts and groans)" "Nee." "No longer long." "Wiggerl, that is the?" "Is that the breast of the face before?" "The ass you have not send me so what I need to explore." "How?" "No, no, I was just merely distracted." "(Unintelligible whispers)" "(Re unintelligible whispers)" "May I now even a small lance break for the culture?" " Nope." " Now the woman speaks mayor." "Set!" "Now I speak and nobody else I'm talking, as long as I want." "And alas, one interrupts me." "Woe!" "I'm not just anybody, the one on picks up the street like a bum!" "The one in front of a railway station Wait 30 minutes, can to test how it behaves, because you're now all tests!" "In what world we actually live?" "I do not know what world They live, Mr. Poppy..." "Schafmon!" "Set!" "I had the mirror, at the FAZ, the SZ, for the world, for BUNTE, for Cosmopolitan and for Brigitte, everywhere I could..." "And for COLORFUL!" "Sometimes I'm too!" " Everywhere I!" " Yeah, yeah." "The luggage, Mr. Opium poppy." "Now I've got unemployment, , thank Schafmon, preferred." "Now I'll write a book!" "Over all!" " (Doucier) Make das." " (Pops)" "About the moral pollution of mind and heart." "So, that's running great, regarding the bursting ha?" "On the minute They are left in the time." " Yes?" "Yes." " Yes." " Was not it a bit too..." " No!" "Quite the contrary!" "That was wonderful." "Wonderful!" "Look again!" " Thank you." " Please." "Oh, admit it, Orhan, it's you!" "One thing I've never been the son Turkish Nobel laureate had." "Come, Orhan." "Take me home." " Uh, I have to work on." " No, no." "Ni hau." "He must not try , Mr. Chung Ching work?" " No, no, ma'am." " Hm!" "Ching Ching!" "New York, New York!" "I love this city." "Where can you still order this time a Chinese Nobel Laureate tow?" "Nope, nope sorry Urs." "That such an intellectual-flaked" "You prestige moderately upgradet with so some eggs Köppen, ok, I understand yet." "But that will cost you but tens of millions up!" "For what?" "The great jobs I see also not." "And I, I'm telling you, wants in such an ivory-tower number not be in there." "That hurt me yet only." "These are but not my constituents and gutters!" "If you really that's close to your heart, Ursmaus, do not do so 'nen elitist crap, but Carry ne IMAGE for very poor!" "Of these wirjede amount." "And do it only once at the beginning of the net." "And if you let me in there want featuren, Ursmaus, be my guest!" "Liked Gutzele, gladly." "You know that I'll forfeited body and soul am!" "I love you so!" "I desire you so passionately with all my senses, with my heart, with my soul, with my..." "Hands off, you!" "Listen aufjetzt!" "Man, listen aufjetzt!" "Room Service." " (Opera singing) - (Scheffer) Yes, Miss Susie!" "What a surprise!" " Uh, Wiggerl!" " What are you doing?" "You, uh, room, room..." "I have a go little room, around..." "SERVICEN." " (Russian)" " Asshole." "Well, then..." " Uh, you Wiggerl, the thing..." " What?" "Um, that is only for the case you to MP..." "Well, he already is." "He already has." "So, he'll... (Russian)" "Mixing not you in my Machinations, uh, matters one." "Gell, you rat, you have otherwise left your last fart." "Asshole." " I'll get now time your people, yes?" " Mm." "(Germany anthem in the background)" "Tell me, little mouse..." "Uh, did we?" "Nah, Olli, but... what we do The next time, okay?" "Come on now." "Now you're beautiful... govern" " Yes?" " Yes." "Why do you look so sad, Fly on the wall?" "'Ll Be fine." "(Again and further German national anthem in the background)" "Ah!" "(Engine starts)" "(Verena) Hm!" "You're sweet." "(Zettl) Yeah, I know." "I'd rather be sexy." "Then do just finally." "I can not, Verena." "I stand mad at you, but if I think, as you with just the..." "I have been six months ago no more." "With the." "That was before." "Since we have not even known." "That can not believe you now or not." "Shall I show you?" "I do not indeed, how to do anything, but please." "Sun The is for rent." "Standing Order 1520.00." "The last time entered 6 months ago." "Since then, no more." "And here for monthly... everything in the amount of 3,500.00." "The last time also received 6 months ago." "Since then, no more." "And now I have 20 Mille Lousy." "That's a pile of coal." "Say that you've got the." "I'm a poor driver, Mausibutzi, I did not." "Please." "Tell halt." " I'll take it anyway not yours." " Why should I say it then?" "Mmm..." "Because I want to know just, whether I'm worth to you." "Then tell you "I love you, even though you're a poor driver."" "I love you, because you're a poor driver." "No, not "because" but "though."" "Is that a big difference?" "Yes, but that does nothing now," "Classify..." "Now, I think, Citizens on yet." "(Mona) Now try it again." "(Herbie) I do not need, that I see with the naked eye." " Just try it!" " You can not!" "The bed must have the correct height." "As high as the height the seat of the wheelchair." "If it is too low, then it gets it while lying down, but not when you get up." "And it's the other way around." " Is right." " If it is high, the bed." "Is right." "No, not at all make sense." "Not in your..." "You're saying now that the bed has the right height for you." "Mona, I certainly do not sleep..." " If it is too high, or not?" " No, I do not think so." "Too deep?" "You know that you 're a terrible nuisance, Herbie?" "Yes, I know." "I had always been." "(Quiet piano sounds)" "(Knocking)" "Mona?" " You asleep yet?" " Actually, yes." "I just wanted to say I feel well in your apartment." "I was born in Berlin." "I am here going to school." "Can you tell me all this Tomorrow tell in the morning?" "Yeah, right." "Sorry." "(Man) I tell you, poor he still eats me, the Coco." "(2nd man) purchase but waste from the butcher, which is cheaper." "He eats not, the Coco, and if, he'll get from Dünnschiss." "Then they created from it, the Mutt." "This is not a mutt, this is a very nice dog fight." "And tonight we have already made 2 Ferrari, and now we're still 'nen Bentley, this is his favorite car." "Morning, boss." "(Zettl) Since your Coco only Argentine bull eats meat," " 's Alleweil is expensive." " Those who work must eat too, boss." "Yes." "(Worn saxophone music in the background)" "(Marching music played on the piano)" " Ah, very nice." "You do not have?" " Yes, these are valuable historical documents." "So, what to throw away but not Miss Verena." "Do you want an autograph from me or You want to blackmail me with the dirt?" "Please use such strong language not in my presence, Miss, otherwise I feel violated my honor and then we need not go on." "You're not certain, that for any..." "Establish such photographs in the newspaper soon appear?" "And besides drinsteht, that the Olli, So the Lord Chancellor, for over a year very consistent and recklessly between marriage and private life is different." "And that you the German Chancellor, in turn with a chauffeur, a certain Max Zettl, shit." "I do not know whom the benefit was would, if so what is in the newspaper." "Yes, you just have to drum fortiori with the Prime Minister Scheffer..." "She will not hurt." "Who now?" "Two." "So, no." "No harm and avail themselves." "You can do now a unique opportunity to miss." "(Singing) What God does is well done." "He is my light and life." " The me no harm..." " (Knocking)" "(There's a knock again)" "Hallole?" "Long time, no see." "Are you once again 'Ne personal assistant?" "Can I offer you something to drink?" " Do you have any eye problems?" " That one?" "No, I'm only yesterday in an unexpected..." "Ah!" " Looks so they do nothing." " But I do feel it." "Into a tangibility between a Chinese karate and a Russian freestyle boxers..." "Do not wait, the Chinese and the Russians." "Was that with you always Prosecco with raspberry juice" " Or with black Träuble?" " What do you want from me, Connie?" "Not the mess there, the Wiggerl says." "Was it but with black Träuble, right?" "I've thought so." "Can you not call me himself?" "Why must this sleazy pimp make derjetzt thinks I..." "It does not everyone know everything." "What I do know what I do not know everything." "And what the Wiggerl now believes he should believe." " I 'ne venal..." " Speaking of commercially..." "I can not remember for the life who did it, has heard somewhere that..." "In any case, you should have financial difficulties." " Has anyone heard somewhere." " Yes." "And now I wanted to ask you, if I can help you." "And you know me." "What we as newspaper want to do exactly that we need to think carefully about Max" " We?" " Yes, you, Max" "They make them." "That what you wanted, right?" " I?" " Yeah, yeah." "Yes." "I've been thinking all night, and what I absolutely do not want, this is such a flake-intellectuals for a couple of Nerds that there in their ivory tower Crouching on its high horse, right?" "These are not our constituents, uh, our readers." "The city has quite a lot of poor readers, uh, people." "We must turn to the right, directly and personally." "To the woman by her husband every day was beaten," "Before he left her, and must now clean." "Perhaps even among Turks." "This woman wants to dream." "And she does not want to permanently demonstrated get that the rich and famous better people than they are." "The fact they are not." "And we also show, Max" " Uh, what we show exactly?" " Everything." "Now we make only once a super-zero number in the network." " A zero number on the net?" " Yes, a test drilling, a guinea pig, so to speak." "So that we know how." "Highest quality of journalism, but at the lowest price." "Imagine, you are derjunge Bill Gates was 30, 40 years." "Get Their young, hungry friends and in a few years Each of you is a multimillionaire." "The Bill has have to make in a garage." "Who has not had such a nice office." "(Man with Berlin accent) Mr. Zettl!" "Mr. Zettl, you come from it!" "Yes, you get it!" "Check out this out here!" "As you think it, You are in New York, huh?" "Here." "Yes." "Watch you get out." "The purest Manhattan." "As it lives and breathes." "Yes." "Here comes the Russian." "The kick here with the coal still around like Coke Count Gazprom is what?" "Because you really think you're in Moscow." " The Russian, eh..." " Yes." "My point exactly." "Here you go." " What exactly do I write exactly?" " A guarantee for 5 million, the Lord our bank Doucier available as credit for the magazine project" " And vouch for you." " Guarantor?" "I?" "With what?" "Yes, the baby's estate plus stables and horses on Lake Lucerne." "Where?" "Uh..." "On..." "Four forest..." "Lake." "Yes, I was just wondering because I've since different." "So, on different land different horses." "And vice versa." "(Saxon accent) I am speaking Our advice for this country of domicile in Switzerland a mansion with a floor space of 830 square meters, and 3.5 hectares of park-like ground with lake and 60 horses, including 2 World Cup winner:" "Marie de Montrose and Marquise de Montherlant." "Ah yes, exactly." "The Marie and the Marquise." "What we really need so much credit?" "Well, we pay only for the office with all the trimmings" " A rent of nearly 20,000 per month." " How much?" "Yes, that requires the broker." "In this area, the prices are like that." "Why the brokers?" "The office..." "All you heard yet." "Well belong..." "So directly, I would not say that." "One could also say, it's ours." "You'll excuse me a moment?" "I need the process only be approved yet." "From whom does the the now approve?" " By himself." " Self view of all this?" "So with the land like Park and the World Cup winners at the lake?" "No, of course not." "But I owe him so much money, because he has no choice." "He must believe it." "Everything." "Everything." "Yes." "And what do you say now?" "Smells funny in here." "Journalists welding." "Was there before that 'ne newspaper there?" "Already several." "Lifestyle Magazine and so on." "Have all closed down." "And the stink comes from the Air conditioning that does not go right." " Then we will make a stop at the window." " Go no longer on, Max, been here once a chief editor has fallen down." "Since then they have all window handles unscrewed, thus the construction not get a negative image." "And since then, she can also inside not be cleaned, or what?" "No, that's another problem." "As the fan blows from the heater the particles back up, the air-conditioning has previously filtered." "It is then sometimes as deflagration." "(Puffing and tubes)" "Something like this." "Then they must halt cleaned more often, the windows." "Incidentally, this is the legendary photographer Herbie Fried." "I am the beam." "Heard a lot about you." " My grandfather had me..." " Yes, yes, it's fine." "The spar is an old Spetzl from me from a garage in Neukölln." "Who is now the CTO." " What is he?" " My CTO." "Holm, which is connected to the terminals?" "Are ready now?" "Yes, now it should go well." "Well, at least the internet." "What about the phone?" "Yes, hello, this is Fried." "I'll call on Their Care Ad in the BZ to." "Uh, what do you not speak?" "Ah, German." "All I know is that the connection is currently locked." "No, no, no, no, no No blowjob." "No, uh, thank you." "So I have indeed the wireless from the Curry sausage tapped Doner Fritzen down otherwise we would not, Internet even none." "What a sausage thingy?" "I take it no internet of a curry kebab stall!" "Where does the Internet But the Internet is schnurzpiepe!" "But I do not spar!" "What am I supposed write on my business cards?" "Max Zettl, Editor in Chief, mail@currywurst-döner.de, or what?" "Ha?" "(Berlin man with an accent) I salute you, Mr. Zettl." "Telephone number and e-mail should already." "So, I think that, uh no." "This has jajeder." "There's no such anything that has not everyone?" " E.G. Just the name?" " Just the name?" "This is quite rare." "I think the Prince Charles das." "This of course is the noblest." " Really?" "What the?" " He's so 'n Paper so 'n similar to this because, there is only on it, allegedly in gold, Charles, Prince of Wales." " In Gold?" "Nothing else?" " Nope, nothing else." "Which is quite modest, the Charles." "Well, let's do it that way." "Modestly." "(Robert Randolph  The Family Band:" ""Is not Nothing Wrong With That")" "May I ask, Mr. Zettl, whether you are V-or L-carpenter?" "Uh, V or L?" "I'm not a joiner." "I'm looking for a table for me." "A desk." "So I ask you, yes." "Have it generally more full or rather empty?" "The table?" "Yes, how did it just so." "How did one for him so in general?" "V or L?" "When one editor..." "L as empty." "There are the desks of Kashiri Kashimoto ideal." "Which are particularly..." " Expensive?" " Yes." " And very, very..." " Impractical." "You said it." " Is this..." " (Creaking)" " Uncomfortable chair too?" " Yes, absolutely essential." " Without this chair..." " You would have to stand all day." "Yes." "The best way to the ensemble effective when it completely alone and L is in the room." "Where the floor, walls and ceiling in the same paint color should be deleted the one octave higher or lower should be a chair and a desk." "An octave?" "The color?" "Yes." "For this is Mr. Kashimoto on his special muralist." "Aha." " Look, I'll do it - (Man) 'Who's there?" "'" "Their mayor, Mr., uh, Plaschke." "'Do you want me my Hartz IVjetzt personally drop off, or what?" "'" "Nah, do not worry, Mr. Plaschke." "We have only a few Swiss panels Chocolate for you and your kids." "Original Schwyzer chocolate." " You do have children, I suppose?" " 'More than enough." "'3." "Floor, but you do quietly, otherwise you raise the brats on again. '" " (Door buzzer)" " Come on now." "Reigns, that's..." "That's..." "So now, Gutzele." "Take the easy times in the hand." "So beautiful." "Yes, exactly." "So!" "I find this so cute, I find it so nice of you that you're a good man so me and everything zeigst." "How alive is your big city, and how people everywhere..." "lives." "Yes, what is there..." "Ah, here he comes." "Look, lips apart." "Show your teeth!" "That's right, Gutzele." "Yes, a bit more!" "Yes, laugh!" "Good!" "Yes!" "(Loud slurping and twittering Zuzeln)" "Yes, that is the... which brings it." "Very... probably." "I think you're crazy!" " 'Ne bottle of wine for 300.00!" " How so?" "We will still have a glass of wine you!" "I am now the editor in chief..." "With your crazy billionaire, the always angräbt the Gutzow, or what?" "The 2've got a skeleton in the closet." "I'm telling you." "This is me but do not care, what in the basement... have." "I earn a lot of money now." "I have a great job and if you like, I'm for you also." "That's sweet of you, But I already have one." "Since when and where?" "Today I was the Prime Minister Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania, and was looking for someone his Public relations, and I do now." " The Scheffer?" " Uh-huh." "That notorious Rumvögler?" "You know who and where the rumvögelt, is my jacket and trousers, while I..." "Kept on as long as you are allowed, your pants." " (Re loud slurping)" " Sun" "If I really would be so a hooker, how you try to portray me" "I would have no debt, I would have so much money, that you look me in general can not afford." "But Butzi, Schnucki, Schnuckimausi, now you do not have to re-reg." "By hooker was no question, quite the contrary." "What, please, is the opposite of hooker?" "Uh..." "Congratulations!" "You as Prime Minister and you, my friend, for Doucier and mayor." "Now just need the Lord federal Chancellor of the temporal..." "Is not it..." "Then aufjeden case of of you in the right camp." "March separately, strike together, beside it's not allowed to just go, right?" "Lhr then are a beautiful couple." "Congratulations!" "(Herbie) What a shitty day so crappy!" "Throughout the day, you can forget it!" "Throughout this kind nurses from Moldova, Bulgaria, Romania..." "Be happy, that you so have a choice." "Nah, I'm not." "They do not understand and I do not understand that." "Just imagine, to go shopping." "What with the return?" "Na, with what the shelf from the have taken in the supermarket." "Aha!" "And how do they do that?" "When I g 200 will lean cooked ham," " Thinly sliced, fat off the edge..." " Uh-huh-huh-huh, ch-ch-ch..." "Aha, with sign language says it's the seller, the Bulgarian-Romanian nurse." "And how do I tell her?" "Make me even got a sign for cooked ham." "You want to have someone who constantly cares about you, eh, Herbie?" "Nee." "I.e. Yes, occasionally." "Oh, Mona..." "Can I have that?" "In memory?" "Yes." "(Quiet piano music)" "Yes, dear Mona, what do we do every 4 weeks on Saturday?" "Who is "we", Ms director?" "I and all the many people, the ever in..." "Our advice for this in Musicians Häusl really relax and let your soul, uh, can." "By the way, dear Mona, we were 2 already times with Carla and Mona, and I even believe that we diezten... suzten uh... uh duzten." "Really?" "As you can see again, what the profession can turn a." "As for your soul that you have just let dangle in the future elsewhere." "You got just enough programs in your television, where you hang anything may be, including the brain." "Yes, of course, but your mission, love Mona, was just as successful, because this human warmth from you at every show..." "I was always cold to the heart." "You, of course." "Came over warmer." "Because the audience have simply felt somewhere, spread your folk songs stop with lust and passion..." "I hated it, this songs." "Me and I hated it, that I did it." "Yes, yes." "He has already painfully felt." " Who?" " The market share." "Which is sensitive." "Has gone down a bit." "Not only in you." "In other, the 50th to the or..." "Well, that's nice that I am not alone." "But understand, I do not." "I my numbers because of the last show" " And they are very good." " Not Of the new Market research firm." "Oh, you have a new one Market research, love Carla." "Yes, of course, love Mona." "And rightly says the following:" "The woman, the man, who is now 70, who feels like a man who earlier 20 years ago, was 50." "So feels the 60-year old as 40, The 50-year-old as 30," " And the 30-year-old how, uh, uh..." " Yeah, yeah." "Yes." "So, according to this new bill I would now like end 30 or rather early 40s... feel" "Felt 40th Absolutely right." "So you can see also, love Mona." "In the right light." "The question is only, needs and how can a program the chill of a 40-year-olds in reality the late 50's, Early 60's," " Feels Like for 20 - or 30-year-old..." " (Voice fades)" "(Doucier) Have you got last night even the odd celebrity shoot for us, can Mr. Friedman?" "In any compromising situation?" "It's Their specialty." "You want it for the money, you get from me," " Make something, right?" " Absolutely." "But unfortunately was yesterday nothing really Verfängliches," "So in the sense of really filthy, like you mean it." "Sorry." " Ab..." "Yes." " (Loud creaking)" "First, I have to say right" "Chef's not with us." "We all say, "You"...to us, and I I need to get out of Urs and equal." "And you now this number makes zero since, and in a week I'll be back and then I want to see them." "Wherever they are." "In Berlin anyway and also nationwide." "It may not have a laptop, no cell phone and give nothing more, where we do not each and every leap out with our exclusive stories in a whole new visual language." "Is not it, Mr. Herbie?" "With all the tricks and apps and tweaks, the entire digital twittering are you, Holm, the right man" "And, above you, my dear Max as the brilliant communicator, dictates the direction on the sea, we through the infinite the data highways and information highways through, uh, yeah, sailing." "Yes." "More, I think, I must not tell." "(Loud popping, tubes and bubbling)" "(Herbie) Yes, let's do it that way." " Uh, how?" " Just the way he said it." "What very specific erja has not..." "So, so, so content, I mean." "Uh, so content he is indeed a mixed not." "(Text Message) signal" "Uh, but..." "He makes suggestions of course." "First, he suggests a big feature on the governing mayor, the long nights in panel" "Swiss chocolate distributed to poor and poorest people." "So 'ne populist Anwanz-shit modelle not me." "This is not even necessary, because the division of the Swiss Chocolate has even taken place." "And Urs has thankfully same with his cell phone, so..." "Yes, this is clearly 'Ne new pictorial language." "(Germany anthem in the background)" "Now lie down finally back, Olli and strap yourself." "(Next Germany anthem in the background)" "I got you here the printed curves." "Is unfortunately not good, Olli." "Heart is just, head but I do not like." " How so?" " Brain waves are..." "Not flow, or what?" "Nee." "If I have something can do for you?" "Can you tell your children..." " I do not, as you well know." " Will you just get even." "Tell your children that you ever the lover of the German..." "Chancellor were." "That's what." "Then they should even be proud." "He loved her very much." "It also." "(Germany anthem fades)" "(Groans)" "Alexander Sikridis here." "The Mayor, please." "Yes, it's urgent." "Listen, Gutzelchen, I the Olli again carefully examined and it does not look good." "(Tuning fork sounds)" "(Wild shriek)" "(Unintelligible singsong)" "You, in which virtually all the work as up to date, except for the window cleaning?" "These are all my Followers from the web community and create content now ran, because with such 'ner single Chocolate Story" " The Mayor..." " Yes, that also means the Urs." "He says, the fact that we in this info-sea Not all ports simultaneously, uh, ansegeln can, he proposes as a center our journalistic efforts" " Although the Gutzow before..." " What?" "But it's not just single-issue- cally positive sympathetic to come off," "We are of course other..." "negative can happen." "E.g. Especially the Scheffer, because of the..." "A particularly sympathetic story about Gutzow would e.g." "That they are likely no woman is." "What it is... not?" "So, how do you understand this?" "Mayor (in)..." " What is that?" " This is the old notebook by Baby." "Since he has All stories written down, he still researching or wanted to do." "That's a very old story, Herbie." "The rumors that she is a lesbian, has it already been in Berlin, as Potsdamer Platz was still one cynical minefield." "Private has never been with a woman they seen only with men." "With whom?" "So, if you want's to know exactly Herbie, the Doucier e.g., the fucks the mayor." "Therefore erja comes permanently to Berlin." "That's why he makes this newspaper, so he can flay impression on her." "The question is not yet, whether she is a lesbian, as gay or lesbian Today everyone is." "So not any." "Well, every second for my sake, The interested but here no sow." "Whereas a woman the Mayor of London, is actually a guy but, of a Swiss billionaire... dingst or is gedingst of him who is also a fellow but stands on women are only superficial, the one hand, yes, not the other hand," "this is a story, you know?" "What it is, or who, or what?" "(Shrill battle cries)" "(Herbie) Born in East Berlin, after the Wall." "(Tuning fork is heard)" "Found as a baby on the doorstep of gay class enemy former landowner, Baron Gutzow." "Orphan adopted by Baron, the always wanted to have a son." "Has the nameless child then allegedly Werner therefore mentioned." "Repeatedly isolated rumors with that of Veronique Gutzow sexmäßig not something..." " Question mark." " Question mark?" " Question mark." " Yes, that's... such a hammer." " Yes." " That's a Super Mega..." "So if that's true and it becomes known then yes, the woman, So the man who never become Chancellor." "Caution, it comes." "Shooting, Herbie, shoot!" "What are you doing?" "The Urs has said, it is an interview, what I do for the little people." "Say, you rat, does your boss actually, what you been up here?" "Yes, I think I'll wait until times out." "Yes, the Lord Doucier know he sure knows himself better." " Besides, this is his private affair." " Just like mine also." "Their well." "Uh, well, if you think you are." "Only, for that matter, I see the with you but a bit different, if I may say so, Madam Mayor." "Because as mayor of the capital, because you might be able to have a bit of a private life, within the meaning of 10 - 20 cm." "But as Chancellor..." "I warn you." "If you threaten me..." "I threaten you?" "Never!" "I am one of the greatest admirers and admirer of yours, simply a fan" "My God, you are a disgusting slime." "Find?" "Yes, perhaps usually, but when you are not an exception." "Because I appreciate you so much." "And because I wanted so much, you Chancellor all our Germans." "And so..." "I would like to..." "like to give a child." "What?" "What do you want?" "Yes, not as you think." "For God's sake!" "No, no." "Thus, the following." "My parents have the advantage she knows no one." "Because it's not there." "Their not as well." "And now imagine if, They had very early in life, as a woman, of course, brought a boy into the world." "And you have the Stasi then over to you because in these fascist, communist- communist turmoil since removed and deported to the West." "In something like an orphanage." "The historical details you need then think of himself." "And then suddenly, after 35 years, the miracle happens." "Mama." "My..." "Mama." "It does not get so pathetic, madam." "And indeed nationwide." "As can make Scheffer, what he wants, against such an all-German family-friendly sympathy bonus he did not stand a chance." "And the anatomical..." "Radical this makes it anyway probably the Alex." "What you are only for an immoral pig." "Yes, but I try, in the context the opportunities to be decent." "(Herbie) What now?" "We strangle the Transi now a pure, or not?" "Not (Zettl) Say that tone from my mother." "The mother to be or could be, if they are the pros and cons has considered." " Excuse me?" " Yes." "(Germany Anthem)" " Can you feel it?" " Yes, a little bit." "What a drag, as if I was some would pull over there." "So a bit." "And also have a bit of pushing." "And so, a quiet..." "Pressure." "Almost like a force." " Where do you feel it exactly the force?" " In the head." "And eggs in?" "No feel, am I doing anything." "You see, Connie, that's your problem." "As long as you post them for readiness over there do not feel it in your balls, as long as that is nothing." "In Eggs must be there, Connie, in the eggs." "I do not know yet, if I can, because the office." "Oh, "I can not"." "Other it just can not." "And then it is better that you can it is not as the others, right?" "No, are we going to do that." "And out." "And then you give me a cozy Ministry perhaps aid, there makes you happy travels, is welcome everywhere." "A ministry I can give you only if you change the party." "I'll do everything for you, Connie." "Everything." "(The doorbell rings)" "Oh, they're so cute!" "Have you all picked themselves?" "All handpicked." "Of the..." "Heaven... meadow." "From whom are they?" " They're the Registrar... amt" " Failure by the Registrar, from his office?" "Is that now we go again?" "'Excuse me, that is with me so reflexively." "Whenever I a woman expensive white lilies seh, not from me, but from any..." "Chancellor... amt..." "I thought I even cook us something nice..." " Eats you like something from the..." " Yes, very much." "Wok?" "Because I thought now go out together may not be as' a good idea." "If we are seen together..." "Do you not know that the Lord Chancellor learns that together we are 2..." "The Registrar learns nothing." "For he is in the hospital." "Ah yes, when Alex, right?" " Yes, of course." " Yes, of course." "And from the clinic he gave you sent the white lilies, right?" "Tell me, are you asking me out now?" "What do you mean "ask" here?" "I try a normal conversation to carry with you." "Because normally they send no white lilies out of the hospital, but the hospital clean." "And that's only if it already anyway too late." "Is he that bad?" "Is this a matter of days, Hours or minutes, huh?" "Mouse?" " (Herbie exaggerated groans)" " A bit more credible." "(Moans a little more restrained)" " Oh... oh..." " Hello." "(Herbie moans ever)" "Comin 'through!" "I want my shot." "Excuse Woman, uh, mood... village." "(Herbie still groans)" " (Door opens) - (Zettl) Yes, sorry." "Sorry." "As are you, Herbie." "As we go." "That'll be all right, Herbie." "I'll get the professor." "Yes." "This is my colleague, famed photographer Herbie Fried." " (Groans)" " The increased in recent years as..." "Herbie?" "Man, Cuba Axel!" "What are you doing here?" "Again and yet, what I once learned." "Then you're the professor doctor..." "Alexander Sikridis, which are you?" " Yes, it is quite long." " Oh, no!" "Axel Sickert, man!" "Uh, tell me, what do you mean you still alive?" "You're somewhere once been shot in guerrilla!" " In Cuba, the early 70s!" " Nonsense." "Was never in 'ner guerrillas." "And I was never dead, far as I know." "What's wrong with you?" "Intervertebral disc, or what?" "No, no, just some Sun 'n paraplegic." "I dropped out of 'ner Celebrity yacht when shooting in Monte Carlo 20 years ago." "And since then" "I have this weird blackout similar attacks," "The... so suddenly" "And that would now time for a while be observed clinically." "In the clinic." "On So, like I would leave some yes it is equal." "Is that, Professor?" "(Gutzow) Is not a bit too much?" "(Sikridis) Wanna, that you recognize?" " (Knocking)" " No." "Uh, sorry." "Come inside." "My boy." "Mama." "Gutzelchen, what..." "It's okay, Alex, it's okay." "My boy. (Sobs on)" "Mama!" "(Zettl) was for something important?" " What is?" " (Puffing)" "Whether what was important." " Oh, you again." " (Berlin accent) I'm Jenny." " What is it?" " The story of the hairdresser with AIDS with his infected Trimmer." " What please?" " Can any of you nod?" "What?" "Stories of AIDS patients Trimmer?" "There are also other models." "Where you can not hurt themselves." " No matter where you shave." " (Cell phone rings)" "As we might be paid in parallel 'nen Banner advertising install." " Yes, Herbie?" " Cross-promotion." "Geddit?" "Second, I go quickly to my office." "And when the old man, Photo caption in the wheelchair," "The apparatus response sets the scene, well lit and so..." "Ask him once, when he Can shoot trimmer now." "Namely the rushes!" "(Herbie) 'You!" "Here the bear is loose!" "'" "Come as a guy 'in double-breasted with limp and crutch and 2 bodyguards out of the lift out and I think "Hey, I know that!"" "It is the vice of Olli Gaishofer!" "(Zettl) 'The Gaishofer?" "That's of "The Great Silence". '" "Wherever the mitmischt, at the end comes out a corpse." "'Yes, the Riesendrecksau." "That's him!" "'" " What was in the hospital from the axel?" " Because of Olli's here!" "Which is hidden here!" "Has a mysterious disease, I tell you!" "You, here is an Upper lazy shit hits the fan!" "Now sometimes slowly." "What exactly is the Chancellor?" " (Knocking)" " Stop, wait a minute!" "Hold it!" "Wait a minute!" " What now?" " 'Here's just knocks.'" "Come in!" " Sorry." "Am I disturbing?" " No, no, sir, uh, Chancellor." "You, we need to stop coming here even the Lord Chancellor." "No nonsense?" "To you in the room?" "You know, I'll call you right back." "Bye." "Need NEN 'serious, reliable..." "Eyewitnesses." "Can you type?" "Yes." "Of course not with 10 fingers." "But already with 2, 2 to 3." "Then we have just for the feasible... addressed." ""Do what is possible."" "When I say "Go Text" then tap, and when I say "end of text"" "listen to again." "(Phone rings)" " Yes?" "Ah!" " (Tinny creaking)" "My who?" "My mother?" "Ah yes, yes!" "My mother." "Of course." "Yes." "Here you go." "Yes, Mom?" "Aha." "Uh-huh." "I'm supposed to be there?" "Yes, Mom, I do not know now if I'm the right thing there." "Look away?" "Yes, of course I can not look away, but..." "For this I must first of all , look for me then look away..." "Yes, if it makes you feel." "Of course, Mom, then..." "Yes, I'll be right and you hold my hand." "Yes, to the same." "Did you tell him now say?" " If erjetzt and do that?" " Please, Jenny, let me alone with your trimmer- Cross promotion Pipifax shit there!" "Please!" " (Olli) text going." " Yes." "The memories of his own life," "So what is commonly "Memoirs" is called "Memoir called"." "Yes." "Start either..." "with one's own birth or... with key experiences such as:" "Yes." "War, revolution, or else..." "Maybe a little bit slower, Mr. Chancellor." "Do not interrupt me, if I'm just in the river." "Do not we prefer... maybe... a little later go into your life?" "So for example..." "When exactly were you because here taken to the hospital?" "And why?" "(Phone rings)" "(Olli) Yes?" "Yes, any time!" "Yes, of course, I'll hold." "Do make the TV." "Televisione prego!" "Primo programmo!" "'The answer is rumors to the contrary," "'Today in the capital spreads were" "'Safe and sound to a short- stay on the island of Capri is" "'Us and now by phone is switched live." "'Good evening and buona sera, Mr. Chancellor. '" "Buona sera!" "'How's the weather like since the bottom of the boots?" " Yes, dazzling!" "Sun is shining..." " 'Again and yet?" "'" "Throughout the day." "Now it is of course under gone a while long." "'Speaking of "disappeared"." "Then I can but maybe ask" "'Lord Chancellor, why are you in a situation" "'Obtained as the political crisis of all- first condition must designate" "'Just then not here, but there. '" "Excuse me, Mrs. Freedeking but here and there, that's old hat." "I e.g. But can just as well as you where I am now here, my affairs perform well, as if I like instead there would be here..." "'I get it, but still one wonders" "'And not just the political Berlin, but nationwide," "'You what, then there, there on Capri..." "Take a vacation?" "'" "(Laughs) No way!" "I'm writing my memoirs." "I would love to you a few lines aloud." "Scusa signore Frido." "Alfredo million memorabilia prego." "What are you shaking for always the head, Alfredo?" "No, no!" "No memorabilia aqui en televisione señor, por favor!" "("Dame Mas" - Latin American Music)" "(Phone rings)" "(Beep)" "(Scheffer) 'Gutzele!" "I just Olli seen on television." "'Lch not know if you've got the seen." "'Lch think that is not in Capri" "'Because we always just have seen the one photo." "'Lch think that is when Alex in the clinic, the Olli." "'And with that the cursed Elections soon starts." "Gutzele mean you do not think we deny a bit better, should" "'Werjetzt whom, when where and how the leg does pee?" " (Groans)" " Because I'm afraid that we otherwise" "'Argue that the right and none of us brings something." " (Groan) - 'Please Please join with me quickly." "'Love thy, Connie!" "'" "Now you can see everything." "Federal and back again." " What did you do with the neck?" " Gar nothing." "It's just a kind Leadership Yoga." " Lead..." "What?" " Yoga." "The exercise "look look the other way."" "'..." "Government business perform well," "'I like when you like instead there would be here," "'For you because there is here.'" "'I get it, but still one wonders" "'And not just the political Berlin, but nationwide... '" " (Max) Yes, a hammer!" " (Herbie) I Say yes." "So, this is really the Burner." "This is top of the pops." "This here, this is the story, and not the disinfected Trimmer!" "Ha, and who brings it so?" "Our Herbie!" "The photo legend!" "I feel now somehow 25 years younger." "Somehow." "Excuse me, please!" "But always leave if you will, The phone rings." "The head of Bestattungsamt's it." "Because of the transfer of the body from Berlin to Munich." " And he has a new idea..." " I got one too." "Do you like Dom Perignon?" "(Cluck)" " Is something wrong?" " Yes, that's what." "Prost." "So, the boss of Bestattungsamt is an ardent fan of me, and he was exceptionally and discreetly the body today to dig night and... burn..." "Uh... feuerbestatten and then me born the ashes in an urn..." " Do you want to already see the menu?" " If you are perhaps a little wait?" "We have just an issue not so good for food fits." "Here you go." "You do not so much now talk about dead bodies, right?" "Yes, yes." "But perhaps can we move it?" "Until the cheese?" "Sorry." "So what is?" "What did you want to tell me?" "Mona..." "Want du..." "Would du..." "Or the other way..." "If I asked you, what would you say or answers?" " Yes, I do not know." " How so?" "Because you have not told what do you want to ask me." "Maybe just as well." "Yes, much better." "Much better, yes." "I was once madly in love with you." "Was 20 or 25 years." "Yes?" "Of which I know nothing." "Yes, I have the time not made so familiar." "Well, I am of course not anymore." "I.e. But, even still, but different." "More platonic." "That would simplify things greatly." " Have you voted?" " I do not know what does my husband, but I'll take the Loup grillé." "Is for 2 people, madam." "Yes, if the lady, my wife, the Loup like eating, then we take the." "I eat but do not like fish, but... when my wife..." "Well..." "But probably cerebral infarction." " Poor Olli." " Who is that Alfredo, Alex?" "Get ever 'nen death certificate." " What 's Alfredo?" " Some Spaniards." "Do you have the telephone interview Olli be not seen?" " No, I was..." " Where have you been there?" "You can not but way can alone." "Anyway, in the television you have a voice in the background one who spoke Spanish." "Spanish on 'ner Italian island." "Speaks no Spanish." "Except for me." "And I was not there." "And with the death certificate are we going, can not you?" "Have I now understand correctly, Joseph?" "You do not want that now I ausstelle a death certificate?" "Yes, yes." "(The doorbell rings)" "(Worn Music)" "Hey, baby." "What's that for a gay Fummel?" "This is not a drag, this is a gift from Urs" "Uh-huh. 'no im Suite Hotel in Rome" "Lobster, caviar, red roses, champagne..." " We celebrate what in particular?" " Yes, and how." "Because I'm familiar a large piece progressed." "Family, you know?" "Yes." "We, the Mummy and Me." "The Mama's also beside himself with happiness." "What for a mom?" "I think you're an orphan." "That's what I always thought." "Suddenly up by a incredibly happy accident has proven beyond reasonable doubt, that they, therefore, the mother, my mother is." "Yes, who?" "Look at my profile." "Who I look strikingly similar?" " Yes, tell me." " One ruling over Berlin known throughout the country and popular..." "Hm?" "With "B"." "B-b-bu-bu-bu-citizen-citizen-citizen-citizen- citizen-citizen-citizen..." "Hm?" " Citizens?" " Yes." "Mei-mei-s-t-t-t..." " Nope." "Nee." " But." "But." " Nah, not really." " But." " Nope." " Exactly." "Anyone who has since the left chest up?" "You, the life... writes yes, as you know, the left-most boxes." " (Glasses sound)" " Tchin-tchin." "Do you know what you are?" "You are..." "Coming soon from a good family." "Look at me, Mausibutzi." "Now we are finally ready that we could grab one's, we 2, Together, you and me." "We are young, we look good, we are fast in the head and unbeatable... characterless." "(Lively entertainer music)" "(Cough)" "(Wheezing)" " Is he asleep?" " No, no." "Coma halt." "Half asleep." "So let's see, he's doing nothing." "But listen, he does everything." "Gell, Olli?" "Do you see?" "He shrugged a bit." "So understand, he's doing us." "It's freezing cold in here." "It's just minus 4 He is already... so need." "(Hawks are) Lord Chancellor," "You can the Prime Minister Scheffer now personally say the confidential, what to me tonight have said." "You can talk?" "(Water dripping)" "Yes..." "Now he just says nothing." "Those are the stages in a coma, where he says something and sometimes nothing." "So, it is so, Connie, if erjetzt dies, and the is foreseeable, he himself said, then he does not want our country completely dissolve in chaos, because the German people as such not done so for as is a restlessness." "Did I correct so far summarized, Chancellor?" "Ah!" "Since erjetzt has shrugged in agreement." "Imperceptibly." " Have you noticed it?" " No." "Ah, yes, yes!" "So a bit." "As if one Eyelid had so moved a bit." "Do you see?" "He's listening." "So he suggests that her Christian Civil a constructive vote of no confidence makes with you as Chancellor, this proposal we agree as Socialists, and then we'll tolerate you until shortly before the elections, just for a few months." "And why you do not want?" "Yes, easily." "If it's now all against all, then we have the right social-half for Gaishofer and left for the Gutzow," "LHR and blacks alone with the Yellow packs up not either," "So hyper-Italian relations and with a..." "Germanic people." "(Water drips continuously)" "And we always say everything." " Everything." " Hm" " And we tell lies any more." " M-m." " Openness and..." " Confidence." "Hmmm..." "One in the other." "(Phone rings)" "(Unwilling lute)" " Go ran." " I do not like." "(Other phone rings)" "Zettl." "Yeah, this is, uh, Mommy." "Tomorrow, my, uh, honey." " 'Oh, Mama?" "'" " I just spoke to Alex." "Rolling your photo legend has its Super Nose" "Unfortunately, in a pretty shit inserted." "'Seems that with Olli then actually goes' and he really only a few more days alive." "'Oh, that's a shit." "Yes, zefix again," "'But Mama, now calm down please do not. '" "'Lf that transpires here" "'I can not in thingy, be on vacation in Cuba '" " But must be in Berlin!" " 'Mama, stay calm, please.'" "Especially if the Scheffer gets wind of it, that I'm here," "'The Alex the linkt me!" "Why does the me if and lame," "'When Olli with him in the hospital there... to himself dies?" "'" "(Sniffs quietly)" "May I join in here quick shave?" " What was that?" " Oh, nothing." "The Mama's there just in such a nest outside, uh, Havana." " Havana?" " Exactly." "In, uh..." "In, uh..." "Because..." "Oh, yeah, I got you yes all about." "Yes..." "As we have said, that we are now always say everything." "Do you even know how hard that is." "The saying with which everything and trust and stuff." "Yes, we are still one must practice a bit, huh?" "I think I must the Connie now time to say." " The Conny?" "What?" " Well, that Olli is dying." "Before the now gradually everyone knows not only the Conny." "Olli, why?" "What about the Olli?" "Olli, Olli, Olli." "Olli..." "Ah yes, well, you just say it." "Because since I just remembered that I anyway I wanted to thank you." "For your discretion, Mausibutzi." "You go out of the room and not mithörst, once they have studied would like to keep private." "I'm just not used to the confidence with the shit." "Can not we just lie again?" "Just as before, too?" "Mona?" "Mona?" "(Mona's voice) 'My dear Herbie." "'After the second glass of champagne I have been... felt 20 years younger" "'And you are at least 30th" "'It was a wonderful evening, for which I thank you with all my heart." "'I was wondering this morning quietly crept into your room," "'To have a few things to get out of a cardboard clothes," ""You have done so, you would still be asleep." "'And I have done so, I would not notice." "'This has given us blessed enough, avoids a sentimental farewell." "'Lch go again back to Munich." "'My apartment in Berlin you can keep as long as you want." "'You need someone who cares about you." "'Lch can, despite my old Friendship to you, be not" "'But early today organized a nurse for you." " (The doorbell rings)" " According to the agency 'a peak force" "'With international experience, the knowledgeable you" " 'And lovingly..." " Yes." "Svetlana Kuznjezova." "(Russian)" "(Russian music in the background)" "(Russian)" "(Russian)" "(Music is more passionate and faster)" "(Russian music fades)" "We are now clearly misunderstand..." "We bring neither the hot box with the Mayor," "So not my photos because even now you for mysterious reasons" "Consideration to take the old woman, beautiful." "What we also do not get?" "The unique exclusive story with my pictures of diseased Chancellor and that not of Capri, but from the hospital." "We bring everything, Herbie." "These are great photos of you, Herbie." "Sensational." "We bring everything." "Not just now." "Yes, of course!" "It really is a good thing." "It really is a lot of decent in the sense of serious journalism, that we do not jump the queue because, but wait in peace, until the other the headline already have." " That's very decent of you." " Herbie, now..." "Do me a favor and modelle these razors since." "And on so best spot that we know where we are, in Berlin." "Perhaps with Brandenburg Gate or television tower, also like the airport, the old, in Tempelhof, as backgrounds." "And if you're there anyway, you can maybe the hairdresser with AIDS..." "Yes, and it's pink poodle too!" "Erjetzt not allowed to shave," " Because it's the animal welfare banned..." " What, who's got a pink poodle..." "He is no longer the..." "Bye, see you online professionals, you..." "Dawei dawei,!" " Herbie..." "Herbie!" " Idioty!" "(Next Russian)" "Ah, go Herbie, now..." "Now he is offended." "'Is a cool story." "She was drunk, has the dresser towed by the club, is Muslim, should not drink alcohol..." "Yes, that is the meaning of the word a cool story." "Where did you get the photos from?" "(Cell phone rings)" "Yes, Mom?" "No, no, all palletised." "Olli-story definitely killed once." "Do you not worried make more." "No, I've had time for you." "We only have a field day today due to deadline." "And because the story Olli- broken away, is we are all a bit... am Ah!" "Do not you have a make the Jacky?" " The, uh, Jacky?" " Although the 'ne bitch," "'Has apologized but decent impossible for her behavior" "'On the last night after the show." "'In addition, she is with me in the jury the "Mover and Shaker" award. '" " From what?" " 'The "Mover and Shaker" award.'" "That is the price, I have awarded to the Senate, for outstanding initiative Young entrepreneurs in our city." "You can get." "Do you have her number?" "Call them up instantly." "Yes, Mama." "(Shrill battle cry)" "Wiesojetzt not?" "That's kind of not our style." "That we people in our country, the example Successful Leadership embody we where such a his leg into... choke, er, piss." "(Door opens)" "How are we today, my Gutzelchen?" ""Chancellor terminally ill" do you know what that means politically?" "Because now the knives sharpened and I'm not going." " Now even plain text:" "Is he still alive?" " Nah, dead 'he is." " Who knows?" " No one but me and Gaishofer." "Gaishofer?" "That's even worse!" " Now, help me get out here!" " Nah, Gutzelchen, is not yet out '." "Ah!" "Installed you will, in my clinic, where everyone can see you." "What?" "Have had 'ne miscarriage 'Ne tragic." "'Ne what I had?" "'Ne wrong..." "Nah, somewhere is jajetzt..." "Oh, no, that is, 'ne wrong..." "Is not at all questioned, missing..." "The truth is you want so probably not say... want." "If anyone asks." "The truth, of course... not." "'Ne wrong... birth..." "Well... 'Ne wrong?" "No, so I do not know." "Maxie, Mom again." "Do you have a camera?" "That one, I think, have you very well done." "This is great." "But they're fine the romper and she has such a..." "Empty lost expression on his face." "Like the Madonna." " From Michelangelo?" " No, in her "Frozen" video." "Where they so completely down and melomäßig" "Tearjerker on the black Fummel with the black birds, and so..." "Super Strong darke atmosphere." " Like what?" " "Miscarriage story immediately stop" ""I'm up in Berlin." "Incoming Heliport Clock 20:15, Urs Doucier."" " Then who are we going... nothing." " (Groans)" "You know what?" "This is mirjetzt damn what the fits or not." "We are now making the Gutzow-miscarriage- Story and it cut out as a teaser." "OK, but then we do Herbie still favor and grab "Olli in Capri Clinic" even with it." "So as bonus." "Yes!" "(Pit to car radio and puffing)" " Stop!" "Stop!" "Stoj!" " (Russian)" "Uh..." "Photo... apparatus..." "Apparatchik." "(Verena) miscarriage, Conny." "When I 'Nem ox-performing the eggs, the same can not yet to 'ner cow calves tomorrow." "(Scheffer) The ox, Verena, The ox has no more eggs." "Because otherwise it would a bull." "If not give a damn." "Aufjeden case had a miscarriage!" " The leftmost numbers are there." " That's very clever of you." "Anyway, she seems out of anyone be very well advised to what one of you me, that is, can not say." "We have something in his hand against them?" "Best of the..." "Pieces of evidence there." "Yes, what should I do now?" "Should I go looking for eggs or what?" "(Jacky) You go, sometimes with not so rough at my jacket." "This is Chanel, yes?" "(Autscht)" "This thing keeps you at least 3 - 4 hours above." "Bring me some interesting guests." " What guests?" "We already have!" " The I will not." "And "I'm in love with my boss" I will not issue a." "Jacky, we show in 2 hours." "But 'ne other chatters but Today, not so 'n stuff if we know since an hour ago, that our Chancellor, the nation has lied." "That the Mayor so little in Cuba as he was in Capri and instead secretly 'Ne miscarriage because... had." "So, let's go time." " Catching even got bigger package guests." " A larger..." "Package?" "Yes." "But only top notch, right?" "(Jacky) And since this Zettl you procure me!" "What?" "What does he want from you Scheffer?" "So something distasteful!" "So a Saubande so a dirty..." " Mr. Prime Minister!" " (Verena) 'I do not do that.'" "(Sobbing) At some point, yes sometimes be an end..." " Congratulations, sincerely, my friend." " Thank you, my friend." " How?" " The Wiggerl congratulates back already." "What do I do now, Max?" " Where are you?" " Sorry." " Before the clinic." " Driving a taxi" " To Kreuzberg in Oranienstraße." " The champagne!" "Approximately 100 m in front of goal Cottbusser You climb out and then... (Turkish music)" " 'Scuse me?" " Yes?" "Um, can you tell me..." "be such as testicles?" " What?" "The all?" " No, no, just a couple." "(Zettl) 'No, spar, no." "'Lf he is upset, the Urs, because we Gutzow the story but have brought," "'Then you say to him, that the Lord Chief Editor Zettl" "'As long as the conflict with his feelings as much... '" "Wrestled with his conscience conflict since , said he understood the same," "'That is only temporary disobedience lead to this victory as would triumph. '" "And then you shit it right with the click numbers. "Hundreds of thousands" ""'Of high-potential visits per minute ". '" "Or "most cited Breaking News Since Fall of the Wall "or something. '" "Excuse must you be so brown?" "That's not brown, it is a very delicate cappuccino tone." "Seems rather like a double espresso." "I do not want to look as if I would have been in the tanning salon." " Or, for 14 days Ibiza." " No, no." " This is because the light in the studio." " Light or not," "I would not want ausschauen such as leisure, but not like super stress." " Understand, Miss Regine?" " Yes, of course." "But the kind of genteel, healthy I want to have colored skin pallor," "The intelligent energy and Assertiveness signaled." "Without the ashen equal in these Revision complexion into tilts." " Do you know what I mean?" " Yes, yes, of course." "(Doucier) miscarriage!" "Ts!" "Miscarriage!" "(Holm) Well, it's been strange." "Aufjeden case, it is good for the city." "Are, after all, the capital here." " Then the rumor has come to an end." " Rumors?" "What kind of rumors?" "Well, she is not a woman actually, but a guy." "It now has an end." "Yes." "Yes, it has an end." "Everything has an end." "(Loud mess Call)" "It all happened so fast." "I only know yet, as I've got a syringe, and as I woke up again, because everything was already gone." "(Doucier) Yes, that's impossible, sir!" "They have since irreparable damage done with my Gutzele!" "Yes, how did you come to" "Such unauthorized mutilation a defenseless patients carry out?" " Answers, criminal, you!" " Do not make such 'nen terror, Urs" "The Alex certainly has the best of our Knowledge meant well." "Well intentioned?" "Yes, make of this fascinating woman You, because you just like it, a very banal Durchschnittsweib?" "With, with, with, with..." "With without which, with... without anything." "You're a rapist!" "Professor, just so you know it," "I am Their dubious past very well informed." "You are an incorrigible Communist, a multi-agent one Stalinist-masochistic, uh, Mau..." "Mau..." "Maoist!" "Do you think I do not know, how many bodies lhren pave way" "Our advice for this to Ho Chi Minh Trail Pankow over Moscow by... to Havana and back?" "Now leave him alone!" "I'll destroy you, you!" "Mr..." "Sickert!" "Journalistically, economical and totally!" "Only that's you know, Señor Commandante!" "(Door is thrown)" "(Quiet guitar music)" "(Tish Hinojosha: "Malaguena Salerosa")" "(Klaviergeklimper superimposed song)" "And afterwards Club as always?" ", Nee was exciting." " Cool." " Cool." " Hip." " Hip." " Cool, Hip." " Cool, Hip." "Ok, yes." "So when I ask you times may ask on stage?" "The table remains below!" "I told you already said it 1,000 times!" "Stupid cow!" "Can you do a little bit more like this..." "Because I do not want that you can see my lip movements." "Well, I'll tell you the only, because you're a good friend and the only one here who write, uh, can mention what he's told." "The Olli is dead" "No!" "Really?" "This is awful!" "He is dead." "Since a few days." "Alex when he lies." "Refrigerated." "Refrigerated?" "Oh, go, so what..." "Ice cold." "And on command from Gaishofer." "Now stop it on time with Schmollerei." "Do a little bit." "On a good mood" "I'm the same on TV." "Ursmaus!" "Hm?" "Hm?" "(Growls) 3, 2, 1..." "On Air!" "Mirror!" "(Jacky) Thank you, thank you!" "I do not know how you's at home, go ladies and gentlemen, on such a Friday evening, as now, when the work week is over and all the stress slowly falling away from me, as dirt from the soap." "What do you want here?" "We want peace because, order on Monday and merrily started." "And who knows, on Friday in a week are then the winner, Winner of the week!" "And a so..." "Such a we have here today." "(Applause, Jacky laughs)" "A few days ago another teeny chauffeur hat and today the mega-comet on Stellar-sky of the West German..." "Capital... uh, media... universe." "Editor in Chief of Berlin's new New Yorkers," "Maximilian Zettl!" "(Prolonged applause)" "Where is he, our?" "Herbie, it I do not care, whether you're lying in bed." "Stand back up and take a taxi." "Anyway's hurry now." "Herbie!" "Herbie, Herbie, Herbie, it's urgent." "Do we have here now gradually adjust it, that we by our politicians only be fooled yet?" "No, this has to stop, this make- properties of these so-called government." " (Applause)" " Vice Chancellor, what do you say?" " What shall I say?" " I'm asking you." " Me?" " Yes, what you say?" "Ha!" "Is it ok so?" "Bit too dark it is." "Yes!" "This is what's good, Axel." "Spooky." "(Camera clicks repeatedly)" "Can I bring anything with us so as you told me about it?" "Of course." "Just like that." "(Groans)" "May be less then you get problems, Axel." "I get no more problems, Herbie." "I had enough in my life." "I characterize them all already." "They have become boring infinitely boring." "Say, what are you drinking because actually, Axel?" "Tea, Herbie." "(Cup falls clattering to the floor)" "(Camera clicks repeatedly)" "(Loud applause)" "Oh, you were or you are even orphan?" "That's even crazier." "Well, that's' ne career!" " From orphan to..." " Yeah, that's great." "Because as you can see in my example, very clearly what of those children once can be." "Do not you know anything, whoever father LHR or your mother are or were?" "My, uh..." "Father and, uh, mom?" "The uh..." "Uh, yeah, so I would like happy times to say something, yeah?" "Please, Madam Mayor." "I'm, uh... (Stirred Schnaufer)" "I'm his mother." "(General muttering, Sounds of surprise)" " Nah!" " But." "And if everything would go well," "Maxie had my soon... soon got a little sister." "(Stifled sobs)" "Do not cry, Mama, please do not cry." "I know I was a bad son." "She has so many concerns had with me." "At 3.5 years, I'm already ran away from home in Wandlitz." "Barefoot." "Because I just could not look at, how this old GDR top spy this thingy, Sascha..." " Uh, Mischa." " Uh, thank you, Masha, uh, Mama." "(Sobs)" " Listen aufjetzt!" "...At my pretty young mother" "Sun hingewanzt, So she has been sexually molested and always wanted to have, that I say to him Papa." "I've never had anything with Mischa, just so you know it, my boy." "Mama, that we can completely undecided here." "That then the hysterics uh, historians..." "In any case, I was then the mixing from such a Stasi Courier to the West in an orphanage more specifically, in Lower Bavaria near Hinterfirmering can ship with the remark:" ""Parents died unknown."" "And from then on, I'm just only always ruthless and utterly alone gone my own way." "I was not a good son." "Really not a good son." "And I think I was technically mother Seen entirely incapable relationship." "Do you forgive me, Mom?" "I'm so proud of you, my boy." "I'm so proud." "I've always loved, no matter what you did to me." "Thanks, Mom, thanks." "(Cheering applause)" "(Loud sobs)" "(Cell phone rings)" "What does he have?" "Killed he has?" "Yes, of course it must be pure." "Warmer..., um, warmherzigeren climax..." "Oh, my God, that poor Alex." "Do you have a photo?" "(Pounding techno music)" "Max Max!" "3000 emails we got for you!" " Among 2260 women" " Jacky!" "Between 19 and 39 all want to marry you immediately." "You were the superstar of Super Show." "Read my lips:" "Superstar!" " Be proud of you, son." " Yes, I am, Jacky, I am." "Super... proud." "But just I must now fast times tele..." "The Carla just called!" "Who did a quick test." "The market share is 25%!" "Just imagine!" "The quota know they are not exactly" "But probably more than 30%!" "Layering, I still set:" "Text and photos by H. Fried." " No photo of you, or what?" " Nah, that's too much." "First comes aufjeden case a photo of you down, Herbie, and then the whole thing comes together your and my photo and name up over it, above all else." "You know, I must not go up there." "But, yes, you've earned yourself." "As you write up about it now:" ""By Max of Gutzow and H. Fried"." "And so you figure it out now resides." "Max von..." "Ok... (Russian)" ""Dead chancellor 3 days on ice." ""From the Government." ""Lies, scandals, murder and manslaughter." ""For days we are ruled by a dead man." ""Veiled, secretive and inflicted by unscrupulous politicians," ""With their machinations also happen to be" ""Berlin's private hospital chief and celebrity doctor" ""Dr. Alexander Sikridis have driven to suicide." " A "in German..." " What?" " "One in Germany..."" " Not..." "Alex." "Anyone who knows me should... for now then...?" "Splash" "You're a pig, young man" "Who?" "Do you mean me, Mr. Vice Chancellor?" "Yes, you!" "They are a dirty, brazen liars!" "Take the immediate from the network, understand?" "That does not exist." "Because there was times comes in, that's it." "So..." "That's all out no longer." "From where you want for wherever the raustun?" "You'll have to imagine so, Mr. Vice Chancellor, which is now everywhere." "It surrounds us on all sides." "Like the air, right?" "The air we breathe." "That's all." "One can see's not true, but it is everywhere." "Would not it be wiser to within the meaning of much cleverer" "You agree thing tomorrow in the morning lhren resignation" "I'm concerned also exclusively ours, as you can tell everything." "(Germany Anthem)" "(Germany anthem is overlain by Turkish music)" "(Doucier) now Ironically he must kill himself, the communist!" "He, of this obscure error..." "I forbid mirjeden comment to my miscarriage." "Moreover, everyone has from time to time 'Ne past." "You and me too." "But are we going to forget and overlook as a normal woman, so I, confident about the future." "And more I have nothing more to say." " And neither are you." "Is that clear?" " Yes." "(Techno music)" "Progressive to congratulate journalistic feat, Mr..." " Of Gutzow." " Yeah, right." " So, your wife mother..." " What about my mother?" " Is not your mother." " Oh, go!" "Really?" " I won!" "Your mother is your father." " No, really?" "How can she miscarried have had a tragic?" "They did not have." "And you know it." " You had a sex change." " Mom?" "Then she is jajetzt my dad." " No, she is your mother." " I Say yes." "My mother is my mother." "Who does what Another says, must prove it." "The evidence we will hold in your hands soon." " Tell her that, please." " Yes, it's all right." "(Unintelligible)" "(Next booming, thumping music)" "And now?" "Now the following happens, Mom." "Now give the key from the locker of Bild." "And checked only once, what's in the thermos." "Then ask the experts, that this is not from a human female, the earlier times was a manly man, but of an Anatolian Mountain sheep is and not of a Berlin Mayor." " Madam Mayor!" "Lord of Gutzow." " For me, no alcohol, thank you." "And then the Scheffer settled for all time." "Then his shot backfired" "Sympathy and your values, Mama, the soar." "What you say is as unsavory in it in the thermos?" "Please what?" "Are you the bitch, the Olli with the and probably also with the Connie?" " Oh, Mama, please." " Uh, yeah." "Why?" "Better with the Chancellor as with 'nem camel driver." "But if you marry my son want, that's a different ball game." "I do not want a daughter who spotted our good old name." "Of course, women of Gutzow." "Mäxchens great-great grandfather, my great, uh..." "the old field marshal of Gutzow namely, was governor of Cameroon in Central Equatorial Africa." "Still stands a monument somewhere in the jungle around." "Has the apes shown the club." "If not at 3 on the trees, but were zag zag!" "Cameroon." "And a monument in the jungle." "Well, let's take it out once and we look the great-great-, uh, uh, -opa once." " Hm, Verena?" "S just great!" " (Laughs)" "And Verena von Gutzow sounds very good." "Anyway, better than Zettl." "Yes." "I gondola times now over there and brothers norde since over there, to the Schwabe be glad that he can even still allowed to form a coalition with me." "And you do not always spread nasty rumors about your mother." " I want to know what is not so." " Yes." "I've always been a wife, am a wife, 'll always be a wife," "I do not know who did what to so is coming!" "Sex change!" "Then you have quite 'Ne have dirty mind, that a so-what..." "That's disgusting!" "Yes, Pama, uh, Mapa." "Uh, exactly, yes." "(Quiet music starts)" "(Anne Murray: "We'll meet again" superimposed in the background) Spoken" "(Spoken in the following scenes inaudible)" "(Holm) So, I understand that much, But I do not understand." "You are jajetzt the "Talk of the town" in Berlin, Herbie." "And if I am, I do not simply fly." "I just wanted to see me, if I that can still in my old age." "Now I know that's any time I could." "But want..." "I do not want it anymore." " There, there." " What does "There, there"?" "You did not understand a word from what I..." "Adieu, my boy, my Maxli." "I would have gladly adopted and your mother, I would have liked to marry." "But the whole thing would have been for me of course only made sense, while she was still your father." "Yes, of course, uh, only." "Adieu, adieu." "Adieu, my dear." "Yes." "What's that supposed to mean "Goodbye"?" "Adieu?" "He... he us one leaves for good." "Yes, but he is..." "No, this is no longer erjetzt." "Because the Berlin, the now buys Scheffer." "Yes, but the editor I still am." " No, you're not anymore." " No more?" "No." "This is now the Gaishofer." "So, Maxi, my friend, for you, there's now 3 different ways." "The first is 5 million debt of the guarantee in any case." "The second is on top, a longer stay in a Single room in Berlin-Moabit, with "all inclusive" meals and iron bars outside the window, so no one can climb pure." "And then there's a third, and that would be... (Heavy breathing)" "Cameroon." "In Africa." "I think I spin." "Why is really nice!" "The sun seems your wife is with you, and every month you get your salary." "Probably even by standing order." "For you, there's nothing in life More important than a permanent job, huh?" "Also, I'm not gonna ambassador but Honorary Consul." "Kriegste halt 's fees, but is also good." "Micky, uh, Mausi, the Consul Although called by their first names fee" "But get none, because he is an honorary post, uh..." " Maxie, we still have us." " Yes, but nothing else." " (Chair creaks)" " First sushi and now Hamburg." "For a week the Japanese border German and he does not understand it." "Then he sweeps, scrapes down's, then he cries again and sweeps, and it is never finished." "(With a strong Berlin accent) Uh, Wait a minute, will you?" "I get 'ne flat rate paid, and this practice I can, as long as I want." "I happen no certified painter," "I've learned to installer." "Now I get it not a job." "So I do the Japanese." "Just the OP for the gooks cost me my piggy bank." "(Fleet music starts)" "(Popping sound)" "(Gerd Baumann:" ""Treat Me Like A Millionaire")" "Hello!" "(Unintelligible)" "(Laughs uproariously)" "No, no, not yet started." "Hold it!" "Good that you're still there." " Thank God." " Wiggerl!" "What are you doing?" "Maxi, you stay in Berlin and the government will..." " Government?" "...Speaker." " Government Spokesman?" " Yes, I want that?" "I do not know what you want," "I know just what you want your mother, future Chancellor." " The day before yesterday she wanted something else." " Yes, of course." "But that was just the day before yesterday, and this is now." "And now she does then maybe but worried about her son." "Him that because in the jungle the lion" " And Tiger..." " Then eat but do not like." "Rubbish!" "Fear she has, because you stop to this Talkshow've become a media star, you the whole story with your mom for a bunch of money sell to some tabloid." "My own mutt..." "Mama sell?" "So what I would never do in life with a close relative." "And then maybe even say, how it all really was." "How it all really?" "Since I do not know now exactly what do you mean, Wiggerl." "What should have been quite like?" "You know what, in the end?" "Not really." "Do you see?" "You are born government spokesman." "No one is lying as beautiful as you, Maxi." "Do you believe everything you say, even the truth." "("Treat Me Like A Millionaire" now quite loudly)" "("Treat Me Like A Millionaire" fades)" "(Lively Instrumental)" "(Lively instrumental music fades)" "(Quiet instrumental waltz music begins)" "(Quiet waltz music fades)" "(Worn instrumental version anthem of Germany)" "(Germany anthem fades)" "Done by (c) dcd / September 2012"