"Listen to this, it's funny." "Yesterday we had Mrs. Stefanski instead of Mrs. Mann." "She came with two huge trash bags." "In them were skirts, shirts, dresses and tights." "She took everything out and explained this is modest, that is immodest, and this is modest." "She suddenly took out jeans, that type of pants." "She held them and could not utter a word." "We laughed so much." "Sorry, I pushed too hard." "No, the birth is beginning." " Should I call the ambulance?" "No need to." "Call your father." "I'll go by taxi." "Dad's not picking up." "I'll go with you Mama." "No, I want you to stay with boys." "They'll wake up and be scared becuase no one is home." "Call the taxi." "Do you understand what's problematic in investing?" "You can be left with nothing." "Echxange is like a legal russian roulette." "I'm not joking." "The roulette..." " But it's legitimate." "I got you." "Say, If I invest money in foreign currency how fast will they generate income?" "Listen my friend, most important thing in investing is patience." "It's not some hokus-pokus." "Understand?" "They're calling from home for the fourth time." "I must answer." "Go ahead, no one is rushing you." "Patience above all." " Thank you." " Yes?" "Papa, at last." "Where are you?" "The contractions begun." "Mama's in the hospital." "She went by taxi." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "This is a good time." " She asked you to come." "Yes, of course." "I'll go right now." "Are you home with children?" "Yes." "Call me when there are news." "Of course, my Righteous One." "This is a good time." "I'm on my way." "Listen, my wife's in a hospital." "She's giving birth, I'm in a hurry." "Invest money carefully, so that there's profit." "Do NOT take too much risk." "It's my children's money" "I can't play with it." "No problem." "Leave it to me." "We'll keep in touch." "And congratulations, my friend." "Thank you." "Your hat." "Are you sleeping well in guest room?" "Is the sofa comfortable?" "Don't worry." "I won't stay with you forever." "Don't be foolish." "Stay as long as you want." "I'm worried abbout you." "Isn't sleeping on the sofa too harsh?" "I thought, we could switch." "Tonight I'll sleep on your bed and you on the sofa." "How about it?" "Switch?" "Good idea." "Interesting." "Listen, I need your help." " Oh?" "I want to find a husband for my princess as fast as possible." "Is there a shortage of guys in Antwerp?" "They're all not worth her little finger, that's the problem." "She needs a stabilised guy, a serious one." "Not a pampered fool in orthopedic shoes." "I'll call Koenigsberg." "Koenigsberg, how are things?" "Thank God." "I have a guest from Antwerp, the daughter of my brother Noham." "Yes, sure." "Wait a moment." "How old is she?" "23. -21 years old." "Yes, Antwerp." "Very clever, with money." "She's got all." "So, will you find me a decent guy?" "Say we'll give an apartment." "Good, Koenigsberg, I'm waiting for you offer." "Not many offers, just one." "Choose the best guy." "It's grandfather's house." "I haven't been there for so long." "Yes..." "Where did you find those drawings?" "My book fell behind the bed so I moved it and found out my cousin is an artist." "An artist..." "Don't exaggerate." "I jest drew some." "That's it." "Some of those drawings are very nice." "You can take those you like." "They don't interest me anymore." "Gladly." "Sorry." "If you received such a gift from the Almighty, such talent" "why do you want to waste it?" "But what can I do?" "Well, I..." "Time to go to cheder." "Goodbye." "Sure you don't want the epidural anaesthesia?" "That would help a lot." "Or the laughing gas?" " No." " All right." "Giti." "My Giti." "Giti." "At last." "I need you so much." "I'm here Giti." "Will you wait outside?" "Yes, yes, sure." "Just don't go anywhere." "Understand?" "I want to know you're behind the door." "All right, I'll wait behind the door and not go anywhere." "All right." "And pray, Lipa, from your heart." "Of course, I'll pray." "What's in the news?" "Dad, can you hear me?" " Very well." "Speak." "I thought a lot..." "Are you listening?" "I..." "I want to become Moslem." "I'm joking, Dad." "I just want you to listen to me." "Why do you not become?" "That would be a way for you." "Allright." "Listen, I have some things to do in the morning." "Find someone to change me for some time." "What kind of business is that?" " Nothing special." "I wanted to visit some galleries with my drawings." "Maybe I can sell some of them." "Galleries?" "Well, that's a big deal." "Very big indeed." "And why don't you go look around for a job?" "Tomorrow will go well." "Doesn't matter, I'll deal with it." "No, no, that's important." "Very important." "You teach in a cheder." "You can't just don't come to lessons." "It's not some forge." "There are 35 children in your class." "Allright, I didn't say anything." "Forget about it." "I thought those fantasies were over." "It's not a fantasy." "Not a fantasy, Dad." "I have a gift from the Almighty and want to use it." "A gift fromt the Almighty?" "Check if the God didn't leave a coupon fro exchange." "Doesn't matter." "Have a nice day." "Mrs. Renta!" "How are you?" "What a day!" "I'm so touched that you called me." "Thank you." "To be honest, I have wondered if I should inform you." "Great." "I brought a lot of things for the baby so that you don't have to rush to buy them." " Thank you very much." "Is it her screaming?" " No, no, not her." "Giti never screams during childbirth." "Won't you go to her?" " That's problematic." "Halacha doesn't endorse presence of the husband during childbirth." "Giti also doesn't want it." "In that case why don't I go to her?" "Giti, I want to inspect you." "Open your legs and lift them a little." "Very good." "It's looking good, Giti." "Almost full dilation." "You're very close." "Good." "Just a little more." "Giti." "I would like to introduce Proffesor Vishnik." "Hello." "It's going well." "He manages the ward." "I asked him to send the best obstetrician to you." "I also told your husband you can contact me with any question." "Renta is a very good friend of the hospital." "Congratulations and best of luck." "I'm at your service." "Thank you very much." " Thank you very much." "Do you need anything?" "No, I'm fine." "Honestly speaking, I'd like to be alone." "Of course." "It's only natural." "I'll go." "Good luck." "Thank you." "Here." "Benyamin, here you are." "Can I have some ketchup?" "Here you are." "Don't eat yet." " Sure." "Why don't you call Papa and ask if the child's born already?" "We shouldn't bother them now." "They'll call as soon as it's finished." "Don't worry." "I wonder will it be a boy?" " Of course it'll be a boy." "And how do you know?" " Mama and Papa talked about it." "Really?" "Yes." "Ruchami, are all people in the world born from the bellies of their mums?" "Is it true?" " Yes, that's true for everyone in the world." "Now eat and don't talk." "Giti, how are you?" "Are we to be congratulated?" "Not yet." "Soon." "Lipa, did you call for her to come?" "No, not quite." "It's that she asked to tell her when the birth begins, so I called her." "Did she bother you?" "She makes me really nervous." "I don't know why." "Don't worry." "She left a while ago." "No one else will go in the ward." "I need you by my side, not her." "Relax, she's gone." "Do you want me in?" "No, of course not." "Are you by the door?" "Yes, but I was just about to go outside to smoke." "Good." "Giti, everyhting will be allright." "With God's help." "Lipa, can you sing for me?" "Sing?" "You want me to sing?" "Yes." "It'll calm me down." "How about "Peace and Happiness"?" "Allright." "Giti, push." "Push now." "Very nice, Giti." "Just a little bit more." "It's almost over." "Very well done." "You are doing so well." "Look, I can see the head already." "Push one more time!" "Excellent!" "Very well!" "And here he comes!" "Here he is." "Congratulations!" "Giti?" "Excellent coffee, my Swallow, I be damned!" "What's this nice music on the radio?" "Tchaikovski?" "You know his music?" "I have forgotten all, thank God" "I still recognize some familiar fragments." "Have you found anyone yet?" " We will, soon." "Be patient." "I said we wanted the most serious guy." "He promised to call back in few days." "Good." "Thank you, Papa." "Don't worry, my Swallow." "We'll find you a worthy husband." "But not some looser." "No, not a looser!" "We'll arrange a check-up." "And we'll put on a table a pie, layered with chocolate." "If he eats even one piece we'll chase him out!" "What do you say?" "Sounds good." "Good night." "I'll go lay down." "Good night, my Swallow." "Dream well." "Libi?" "Libi, are you awake?" "Kiva?" "Yes." "Sorry, did I wake you?" "Wait a moment." "Good morning, Libi." "I'm sorry." "It's allright." "What time it is?" "Quarter to six." "Please, forgive me." "I must go in the room." "Just for a moment." "Come in." "Should I leave?" "No,no, no need to." "I'll be quick." "I'm sorry." "Where are you taking those drawings?" "I don't know yet." "I'll see where they take me to." "Couldn't you lead a lesson for 5-B?" "Great." "Thank you very much." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Your son called." "Kiva?" "Kiva." "So, what did he want?" "He said he has some urgent business to take care of and will be two hours late." "He wanted someone to take his classes." "Of course." "Privlin has classes with 3-B, Gerlitz with 5-B, so I thought you could change for him." "Listen Aliza, go to Akiva's class and send kids to their homes." "What?" "You heard me." "Then call Akiva and tell him that he's fired." "Do I have to say that?" "I think it's too much." "You heard me." "Go on." "Looks like some galleries are still closed at eight." "Look, there's one open over there." "Right." "They won't eat us, right?" "Is anyone here?" "The gallery will be open in 4,5 minutes." "Sorry." "We'll wait outside." "No, no no, you can wait inside." "Thank you." "Good morning, friends." "Good morning." "Are you the owner?" "Yes." "Izi Kaufman." "How can I help you?" "I brought some of my drawings," "I thought... maybe some of them will interest you and..." "I'll be glad to have a look." "Show them to me." "Thanks, but your works are not for me." "Not even one?" " Sorry." "Listen, you have a lot of talent." "It's just that those drawings are bad." "Uninteresting." "Very nice, very friendly." "And that's it." "Don't you agree?" "Yes." "No..." "Never mind." "Thank you." "Have a nice day." "You know it's true." "If you thought some of your works special you'd bring only those." "Not all of them." "There are some galleries not opened yet, we can try again." "No, I can't." "He's right." "You give up so soon?" "It's not that." "Just..." "I tould you, it's not for me." "Kive?" "What?" "Let's do this." "I'm going to go to Tel-Aviv today." "I promised mother to buy some things." "Maybe you'll come with me?" "We'll look at the sea." "No, Libi, I don't think so." "Sorry." "I must go back to work." "Of course." "Yes?" "Hello, Aliza." "I'm on my way to the cheder." "I'll be there in 15 minutes." "What?" "What is that supposed to mean?" "He said so?" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I..." "Yes, good, thank you, Aliza." "Goodbye." "They fired me." "Father fired me." "What?" "That means you don't have to go anywhere." "Let's go." "Where's my son?" "I clearly asked you not to take him without my knowledge." "But he's with your mother." "With whom?" "She's over there." "You slept so well." "Please, forgive me." "It's allright." "Have a good day, Renta." "Go, go, go." "Let's switch sits." "Sit with your husband." "Here you go." "How many gandchildren do you have?" "You know what they say." "Don't mention grandchildren and money." "Well, congratualions." "Papa?" "Where are you, my Swallow?" "I've been looking for you for two hours." "I met with a girlfriend." "What's going on?" "Come home immidiately." " What happened?" "Everything fine?" " All's fine." "I found you your other half." "What do you mean?" "Have you made an agreement already?" "The chuppah's already standing." "Libi, don't be ridicuous, your first date is today." "It's in n less than two hours, you should be getting ready." "He's not some shabby guy." "A first grade husband!" "When will you be home?" "I'm on my way." "Come quickly." "Do you clean your home like this?" "Swiping dirt under the sofa?" "Kiva, I..." "I'm sorry, I have to go back to Jerusalem." "Are you sure?" "Don't you want to see the sea for a moment?" "We're almost in Tel-Aviv." "No, not today." "You can go by yourself, if you still want." "No, I'll come back with you." "We'll get into a bus to Jerusalem as soon as we arrive." "Thank you." "I just have to..." "Father arranged for today a meeting with a first rate husband-to-be." "I be damned!" "Great." "Good luck." "Thank you." "I bought it." "I bought it." "You owe me 2000 shekels." "Thanks." "Hello!" "How good you're back." "How are you, my lovely?" "Look." "Mama, he looks like me!" "So nice." "I must lie down for a bit." "Children, Mama needs to rest." "Birth is very hard." "And the baby needs some sleep." "Come." "Benjamin, Chaimke, let go." "Play some more, let Mama rest." "Ruchami, will you make dinner?" "You'll make a salad and I'll prepare the omlet." "Allright." "I'll come soon." "How are you, Giti?" "How do you feel?" "Exhausted." "Do you want something hot to drink?" "Maybe later, thank you." "I feel like I'm going crazy." "I don't know what to do." "What are you talking about?" "I'm so sad." "And there's fear in my heart." "Don't worry, Giti." "It'll pass." "You know," "I wanted to surprise you, but I'll tell you now." "Maybe you'll cheer up." "I have booked for you a week of rest in a sanatorium for young mothers." "Really?" "Yes, yesterday, I thought that you need rest." "You'll live there like a queen." "I heard they have delicious food and a lot of interesting things." "It'll be good for you." "Maybe that's what I need." "Is that expensive?" "Thank you, Lipa." "You're welcome." "I have one request." "Whatever you need, Giti." "I'm afraid of that woman." "Which woman?" "Renta." "I don't know what exactly but something about her makes me nervous." "What are you scared of?" "She's a very good and very unhappy woman." "I want to cancel the agreement." "What do you mean "to cancel"?" "I'll call her and explain politely that we decided to call our son by another name." "She'll find different people who will, for money, do what she asks for." "But why did you change your mind, Giti?" "She's a widow with no children." "We're doing a good deed." "Why take this away from her?" "She'll find another couple." "You saw how many people came to her house." "Try to consider it some more." "Sleep, then we'll talk." "I already considered it." "I want to name the child Yakob-David." "We're finished with names of grandmas and grandpas." "I don't know what to say." "I feel awkward, after all we made a promise." "What's her number?" "Call her and I'll talk." "No, no, rest now." "I'll talk to her myself." "You shouldn't get nervous." "You don't want me to call?" "No." "I'll think of something." "A forgotten grandfather, whom we want to name the baby after." "Welcome back." "Good day, Uncle Shulem." " Good day." "Did you go downtown?" "What?" "At last!" "I already thought I'll have to spend the date with the guy." "Quickly, my Swallow, get yourself pretty." "You have 15 minutes to get ready." "He'll come soon." "Kive, do me a favor, run off to the store, get some nice cake and Cola." "On your way pray for your cousin." "Are you crazy?" "Your money started to profit and you want withdraw?" "Shtruk, do me a favor, think about the peace of the family." "Look, I'll show you something." "See this line?" "The ascending one?" "It's the prognosis of the growth of your investment." "Wait a little." "I don't have time, Shtruk." "I need money." "Peace of the family is at the stake." "I have no choice." "Peace of the family?" "What did you tell your wife?" "Who discusses business with his wife?" "Can you return the money or not?" "Of course I can." "Can I just ask one question, my friend?" "Yes." "Do you want to live your whole life in a two room apartment?" "If that's what you want then go, give the money to your wife." "If not, then rely on me." "Have patience." "Time will come you'll come to me with your wife and kids to thanks me." "What are you looking at?" "Do you have it?" "Cut the pie, put it on a plate and serve them." "I'm ready to give you the job back, even tomorrow." "On one condition though." "What condition?" "I want you to bring an official written apology." "Apologize and promise not to act like that again." "That's all." "Dad, are you serious?" "Absolutely." "What do you mean by "official"?" "I mean just that." "Write "to the Director of the School ," ""Rav Shulem Shtisel"." "As if to your boss." "Don't write "To Father"." "Apologize for your absence, promise to behave better, and sign at the bottom." "On such conditions you'll get your job back." "Allright, I'll write it, if that makes you feel better." "No, I don't need it." "It's for your sake." "It's time you stopped fooling around like a child." "" To Rabbi Shulem Shtisel, High Principal of the School "" "Libi?" "Sorry for waking you up again." "No, I wasn't sleeping." "I was reading." "Did the meetup go well?" "Of course!" "I'm glad." "I just need to take something." "Of course, it's your room." "Sleep well, Libi." "Goodnight." "Remind me, what was your name?" "Akiva Shtisel." "Shtisel is enough." "Pleased to meet you, Shtisel." "Kvater!" "Blessed is the incoming!" ""Blessed is the one you chose and brought here, so that he lives according to Torah"." "Uncle Noham Shtisel, take the baby first." "Uncle Akiva Shtisel, take the boy." "Father, Rebbe Lipa Weiss, recite the blessing." "FANSUB BY NIRARO" ""And his name shall be called in Israel..."" ""And his name shall be called in Israel..."" ""Zelik, son of Lipa Abraham"."