"Hearty greetings to theaudience!" "With your blessings we are presenting you.." "..another nice entertaining movie.." "..'Seetha Ramula Kalyanam LanKalo'.." "Till Telugu land exists, aleaderwho will.." "..always be remembered, who has madeahome.." "..in people's hearts is our beloved leader.." "..our ex-chiefminister late Dr. Y. S. RajasheKhar Reddy.." "..who also gave the first clap to our movie.." "Wededicatethis movieto him." ""O Lord living on the peak of Kailasa mountain.."" ""..river Ganges originates from your head."" ""Theone who has a Kind heart is aking."" ""Theone who doesn't have aheart is apoor man."" ""Love is your form."" ""Compassion is your dharma."" ""Don'twhat about whatthey say."" ""You are aking." "You are an emperor."" ""You are aking." "You are an emperor."" "Aacion." "Vaibhavi creations, productions no. 2.." "..opening shot, all thebest.." " thanks, sir." ""Come, let's watch Lord Rama and Mother Sita's wedding."" ""Come, let's watch Lord Rama and Mother Sita's wedding."" "I will destroyhim and save my JanaKi just now." "Even fairies and demigoddesses.." "..were left enthralled byme and surrenderedthemselves.." "..to King Ravana." "And today a femalehuman being is being so stubborn?" "Surprising!" "Well,this may be a new way of seduction." "But I always got the woman I wanted." "Demon." "You areshowing off yourstrength in front ofa helpless woman?" "You are a coward who abduaced me.." "..with cunning magical powers in my husband's absence." "That's not cowardice, foolish woman. lt's my compassion." "lfl had abduaced you in front of your husband.." "..hecouldn'thave borneit and must havegot aggressive." "And then it would've resulted in his death in myhands." ""Rama's armymarched forward."" ""LanKagota heart attack."" "Hail lord Rama!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Whereis Chandu?" " Why?" "." "Raju went to brother Narsing." "Greetings, brother." " What happened?" "I had a small fight with Chandu in college." "Boom!" "Did you get shocked, dear?" "It's me, your King." "Please, Raju." "Spareme." " What are you saying!" "I am chasing you liKethe Hutch dog.." "..and you hate me as ifl am somemad dog." "Mymarriageis fixed with my cousin." "Please leave me." "Your cousin must've seen movies in l-Max but not in mega-pixels." "While watching you bath ifwe read mole-science.." "..it seems like you can give your partner greatpleasure." "Between thenecK andthe thigh there are4brown moles." "Between thehead and the navel there are 6 black moles." "My parents will die if they Know about this." "Deleteit." "Please. I beg you." "Don't beg me. I am neither a God in thetemplenor.." "..a master in theschool." "I am a sex maniac burningwith desires." "Ifyou cometo my room I will delete it.." "..or else I will distributeit." "She will cometo me by evening." "Hey, Chandu, stay out ofthis!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Lastround." "Chandu, only you can help ourteam win." "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Oh!" " Who is Chandu here?" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Hey, who is Chandu here?" "Hey, gethim." "Hey, slay that rogue." "Go." "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Kabaddi!" "Till now you saw onlymyhand's power.." "..and now the young hot blood joined it.." "Now God only can save you." "Hey, stop!" "Hey, stop!" "I thrashed him and you camehere." "Who will comeifl thrash you?" "I am sorry, brother." "Forgive me, brother." "Forgiveme, brother." "Please, brother." "Hey, in the voltage-agea bit offun is fine." "But Know thedifference between fun and sadism." "Ambani gave a cell phone for 500 rupees.." "..not to play with girl's lives, but fora good communication." "If you repeat this you will have to vacate your berth on earth." "Getlost." ""Basically patience is not our virtue."" ""Calm and serene lifeis not for us."" ""lt's a small life. lt begs us to have fun."" ""WetaKe a stand againstleacures."" ""Wehaveenough courage to compete with a storm."" ""Basically patience is not our virtue."" ""Don't harass us in thatway."" ""Wearenotas patientas you are."" ""Wetoo have manythoughts."" ""lf you giveus some freedom wewill show wonders."" ""Arroganceat 20 and high sugar levels at60."" ""Wedon't wanta dull and boring life."" ""Haven't you done any mistakes when you teens?"" ""Don't feel bad ifyou didn't get agood rank."" ""Don't attempt suicide or something stupid."" ""There aremany dates in thecalendar."" ""Waste a few days." "What's thebig deal?"" ""Such is life. lt's always throws surprises."" ""Theonewho recognizes that is a smart fellow."" ""There's a solution for every problem."" "Cheers!" " Hey, wedon't do 'cheers' for every peg." "Lethim slap you." " So hard?" " Yes." "You Know who heis?" "Hehelped us win.." "..our Kabaddi team single-handedly." "Heis our Kabaddi team's Dhoni." "Today hecan drink." "Today he can say'cheers'." "He can hit you." "He can hit him." "He can hit him too." "Ifwe don'tpaythebill the hotel's ownerwould hit us." "To paythebill we havewith us thesenior-mostjunior artist." "What?" "Hehas also come?" "I came herelong ago." "The movie industry has fully exploited me." "In summer, in winter, in day, in nights.." "..assistant directors, directors c0-directors.." "..madebe climb up and down, up and down.." "You are talking in Telugu." "We don't Know." "You don't understand Telugu?" "You Keep playing it. I am going." "Chandu, onesmall peg." "No, LucKy. lf you have a small peg.." "..wewill be in troubleat home." " Hey!" "Even after drinking you areafraid ofmummy?" "Parents should bescared ofyoung TurKs liKeus." "He's out." " Sir, bill." "Not here." "There." "You aresingle. I am also single." "Weshouldtogether havea single drink.." "Hey, the drink's here as soon as I asked forit." "Who are you?" " Abhishek Bachchan." "She is Aishwarya Bachchan." "You 'Wanted' Salman Khan." "Go." "Hey!" " Ya." " Sheis mywife." "I see." "You AbhisheK Bachchan." "She is Aishwarya Bachchan." "Me Salman Khan?" "Excuse me, mister!" "You sithere for a while." "I will woo her and somehow set up thematter." "Hey, Salman Khan.." " Yes, Bachchan." "You will set up the matter with my wife?" " Yes." "O God!" " Hey, are you too drunk.." "..or are you a KicK-boxerthat you kicked him?" "You Know who I am?" " Sorry." "I Keep onlyladies' details." "I don't Keep gents' details." "Sendthat auntiethis way." "Auntie, comeherewithout any fear." "I will get you two married right here." "We'll get married." "Come." " ls that so?" "How will you get them marriedwithoutthesacredthread?" "Hereis thesacredthread." "lucky,this is not the sacred thread." "It's moltadu (a thread tied aroundthewaist)." "lfwetieit here it's moltadu." "If you tie ithereit's the sacredthread." "Tieitto her." "Heis apoliceman." "O God!" " No." "No." ""A plant tells you to grow silently."" "Hello!" "lucky, your focus shouldn't on songs.." "..butit should beon theclothes." "Hey, to do such tedious chores you need someenergy." "You havea 'waste' drink last night." "It's not a 'waste' drink." "It's a boost for me." "lfl haveit again I can do manymore such tedious chores." "Then do it." " What's all this?" "How do you I look?" "As our father.As mother's husband." "I washed thebathrooms earlyin the morning." "I cleaned the entirehouse." "I washed the utensils." "What's this domestic violence!" "There's no use." "Time for revolution." "You won'tunderstand it with words." "I got it. I got it. lfl don't wash them you will wash me." "If a son drinks the father scolds him." "No father takes him along to drink." "Dear students, the teams participatingtoday.." "..in lnter-college boxing competitions.." "..GurunanaK Engg." "College Vs." "Kennedy Engg." "College." "One." "Two." "Three." "He is thewinner." "is this the strength in yourcollege?" "No oneelse has theguts." "is there not even a singleman in your college?" "Your college should remove theboard of'c0-education'.." "..arereplaceit with 'women's college'." " Hey!" "It's you?" "Sir." "Sir." "Sir." "Don't go, sir." " Listen to us, sir." "Please." "Please, sir." " He is goingtoo far." "Ignore him thinking a dog is barking." "Hehas got aboxer's body and you havegot no body at all." "He is likea road-roller and you areliKea pen's refill." "Hey, don't you understand it!" "He will Kill you." " Enough!" "That's enough!" "I am leaving you out of sympathy as you'rea principal." "Getlost." "I am a principal only as long as there's this tie.." "..andthis tucked in shirt. lfl removeit I turn into a Rambo." "Now see my power." "You don't havepower is themuscles." "You have power in theheart." "I will crush you to death." "Come on." "Yes." "Are you blind or did you miss the target?" "I hitthepillar as you areaKid." "O God!" "Rambo!" "Rambo!" "Rambo!" "Ya. I'll call you later." "Hey, mister!" "You are smoking in apublic place." "Don't you havebrains in your head?" " No. I left itat home." "Don't you haveany commonsense.." "..that itwill trouble people ifyou smoKein this way?" "." "I Keptthatas well in thebanK locker.." "..assuming I won't need it here." "Aren't you ashamedto talk like that?" " Poor girl!" "I thinK God hasn't given you those things." "That's why you are begging liKeher." " Hey!" "Do onething." "Writedown on apaperwhat you want." "I will send it in a parcel." "You can Keep it with you forever." "Hey, you idiot!" " Hey!" " Stop it, you fool!" "Yes, you. lf you smoke cigarettes.." "..you will die with cancer." "And people will also die.." "..with passivesmoKing." "You Know that?" " Hey, look.." "Yes." "What will you show?" "Show me." "Show me!" "Just becausel have a soft skin you thinK you can get awaywith anything?" "I am from a Family that eats peopleraw." "Hey, ifl ever see you smoking a cigaretteagain.." "Pleasestop smoking cigarette." "Then your health will be good.." "..and public's health will also begood." "You will give it up. I Know." "Shall I go now?" "Bye-bye." "Buddy, takeit." "Hey, why are you so shocked?" "Hey, sheripped meapart and is leaving." " What!" "Whatare you saying!" "That zero-fat body.." "..ripped apart this 8-pacK body?" "." "Givemeher address." "Why did you slap me?" " You should findthataddress." "Come on." "Why did you pull the rose from Puja's plait?" "You liked it that much?" " lt withered abit." "Puja?" " No,therose." "And Puja?" " She's quite fresh." "Then why did you pull the rose?" "Puja would'veslapped meifl had pulled her." "You forgotthatl would slap you?" "Flying Kisses in the college." "Come on, givemeone." "It's tough, sir." " Why?" ". - lt's ok if girls ask for it." "Treat meas a beautiful auntie and give me one." "Oh comeon, sir." "You havegot an ugly face." "But you havegot anice face." "Give me one." " No, sir." "No, sir." " O God!" "Hey, why are you blushing?" " l feel shy, sir." "Shy?" "Why?" "." " How can I Kiss you if you ask me.." "..that in front of so many people?" " O God!" "Get lost." "Getlost from here." "Oh come on!" " You climb the watertank.." "Shall I emptyit with a bucket, sir?" " Don't takesuch hugerisK." "Emptyitjustwith this cup." "Hey, did you get that girl's address?" "Not yet." "Hey, you!" "Didn't I ask you to smoKecigarettes?" "Who are you to tell methat?" " O God!" "O God!" "You idiot!" "You arehitting mehere?" "Shegave you a lecture and you arehitting me here?" "Yes." " Hey, I got thegirl." "Where?" "It's someGuru NanaK college.." "She's studying here." "I worked veryhard to findthe girl." "You must givemea party." "Or elsel won't.." " Hey!" " How did you come so fast?" "Whereis that girl?" " Sheis there inside." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Whereare you going?" "The principal of this collegeis also.." "..a bit ofa sadist like our principal Rambo." "Ifan outsiderenters the collegepremises.." "..hethrashes him black and blue." "That's whylisten to meand wait till that girl comes out." "Why are you beating me?" "This college's principal is really striac." "You idiot." "This is our college." " Oh no!" "This is our college?" "I am surprised." "Hey!" "You jump overthe wall everydayto cometo college.." "..and so you don't Know thedifference.." "..between our college and others' college." " Hey!" "Whereis she?" "Hey, what's that?" "Rat poison." "Wannataste?" " Not just fairness, you havegot.." "..lots of fat, cholesterol and arrogance as well." "Hey, mister, you Know who I am?" " Name's Nandini." "MCA, first year." "Mr. Chandra SheKhar of second year.." "..was smoking a cigarette and you hurled abuses at him." "Are you showing respeac to your senior?" "Sit down." "Sit down." "is ita plain cold drink or have you mixed rum and gin in it?" "Sinceregirl." "Hey, whyis thecold drink so sweet?" "I see. lt's because you drank it?" "If you Keep drinking all thesethings.." "..you will get swineflue, chicken flu, anthrax.." "..plague, aids, cancer and.." "Tsunami,twister.." "Gangster." "Godzilla." " You will get all theseailments and die." "You will die." " lfl see you again lecturing.." "..peopleon streets.." " Sorry, sir." "I didn'tKnow that you aremy senior." "So you will lecture your juniors?" " No." "I won't giveadvice to any student, sir." "I see." "So you will give adviceto the lecturers?" "I won't advice anyone in college." "OKay, sir?" "So you will advicetheoutsiders?" "I won't adviceany human being." "Happy, sir?" "So you would advise dogs, foxes, buffalos.." "..and other things?" " O God!" "I'm sorry. I'm sorry." "Leaveme." "I was an idiot that I asked you not to smoke." "Pleasespare me." "Spareme." "Spareme." "I don'tliKethosewho give freeadvice." "Getlost." "You will diewith cancer." "Definitely." "Hey!" "Hey!" "You are comingto the movie this evening?" " OK." "Heis also coming to themovie." " Ravi." " Ravi.." "The morel see ofher I morel liKeher." " Who, buddy?" "Your sister." " What!" "You liKemy sister?" "A lot." " O God!" "A fairand handsomeguyliKe you liked my dark and ugly sister." "It's my sister's good fortune." "I will tell this urgentlyto my parents.." "..and getmy sister married to you." " Hey, idiot!" "I am not talking about your dark sister." "But about this cunning sister." "Don't fall for her color, buddy." "My sister's colorwill never fade." "This sister's colorwon't last." " Cut your crap philosophy." "You gavethegreen signal, fine." "Butwhat if she shows a red signal?" "lfshedoesn't love me she wouldn't havetold me.." "..that cigarette is injurious to health." "O really!" "On every cigarette packet it's written on it.." "smoking is injurious to health." "Does it mean that.." "..that cigarette manufaacurer loves you?" "Who's that?" " This is what happens if you make fun oflove." "Hey, loveitselfis arisK." " And I love risk." "No, brother." "No." "Don't Kill me." "Brother." "Forgiveme, brother." "God forgives." "Human being shows compassion." "And Peddireddy..." "Brother, she's there." "Nandu." "Father." "Hi, father." "Father, what's this sudden surprise?" "We cameto thecourt on someworK, dear." "What's this, father?" "You are forever busy with these.." "..court cases, slaying, Killing.." " No otherway, dear." "How is thecollege, dear?" " lt's great, father." "Andwhat's this, Miss." "Nandu!" "There are so many colleges.." "..back in our area, and you camethis far.." "..to studying this school?" " Hey, this is not a school." "It is a college." "Miss." "Nandu, ifanyone troubles you heredo tell us." "I will slay everyone here." "Goodbye, dear." "lfl havetime I will come again before leavingthis evening." "OK, father." " Goodbye." "Bye." "Hello!" "Excuseme!" " Oh!" "Hi!" " l already said sorryto you." "Now what?" "I needto say a couple ofthings in English." "He may say 'l love you'." " Thosearethree words." "I will say justtwo words.." " What?" "A big sorry to you for ignoring yourwords andtorturing you.." "..when you told me that cigarettesmoKing.." "..is injurious to health." "And a sincere 'thanks' for helping megive up smoking." "What!" "You gaveus smoking?" " Yes, Nandu." "thanks for paying heedto my words and giving up smoking." "Not for yourwords, but to yourabuses." " Sorry." "I am thinking ofthrowing a party on this occasion." "One cold coffee." " lf you speak a coupleofwords.." "..about family planning our countyy's population.." "..will comedown by half." " Comeon, it's too much." "Promise, Nandu." "That's the power ofyour voice." "Come, sit where you want and order whateveryou want." "Comeon." "Comeon." " Hey, what's all this?" "You gave up smoKingwhen my sister told you to do so, right?" "I brought everyoneas you arethrowing aparty, buddy." "Everyone?" " Yes, I called the whole college." "They will comeonce the classes areover." "OKay, buddy." "Go and giveorder for everyone." "Waiter, give whatevertheywant." "Why are you looking at mein that way?" "Theway you drink coffee." "It's superb." "thank you." "OK, bye." "So soon?" " Coffee over." "Party over." "Bye-bye." "Bye." " Sir, bill." "How much?" " Just 20,000." "You mademepay the bill?" "Godwill punish you." "O God!" "She fell down?" "Who cares?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Paper." "Paper." "He took awaythepaper as well." "Happy?" " Coming." "Coming." "Coming." "Then go and do itacross the wall." "You idiot!" "Thatgirl is coming." "O God!" " What happened to you now?" "Tension." " And you call yourself an 'Oscar' actor?" "Don'tunderestimate me justbecause I am a comedian." "Somemovies that comedians acted in became silver jubilees." "Exampleme." "He is distant uncle's dear brother-in-law." "Uncle Kunde." "Whereis he?" "Come, uncle Kunde." "Come." "Come." "To give you his daughter?" " Not really." "Hedidn't get married yet." "How can we givemehis daughter?" "Do what you came here for, uncle Kunde." " Sir, it's you.." "Yes, girl." " Why are you hitting me?" "I am talKingto you, uncle Kunde." "Come, straight to thepoint." " You haveto say'action'." "Aacion." " Hey, you!" "Atmid-night, atmidday.." "At mornings, at evenings, at prime time, in Crime-Time.." "..I scratched recharge cards for my chinaphone.." "..I lost hundreds of coins in coin-phones.." "..and told him to give up smoking cigarettes.." "..but hedidn't listen to me." "And I heard that you told him once.." "..and he gaveup smoking." "Now I don't Know.." "..ifl am a silly fellow or a celebrity." "You who do theimpossible.." " You want to felicitateme?" "Hello, sister!" " You will paythebill, right?" "If you tryto be over-smartl will Kill you." "Aacion." "Dear, pleasegrace my lftar party." "They throw lftar parties during Ramzan." "Please gracemylftar party." "Please." "What's this party for!" " Which party should I tell you about?" "Kids' party?" "Houseparty?" "Welcomeparty?" "." "Which party?" "Hey!" " OK." "Cool." "Cool." "You helped me quitsmoKing." "That's whyl am throwing this party." "is thatall?" "is there something else?" "is that all?" "Yes,that's all." "is theresomething else?" "Yes,thereis something else." "What's there?" " There is one thing." "What?" "." " Yes, there is something.." "..but even I don'tKnow what it is." "Sometimes I feel like.." "..'one, two,three, four' and at other times it's total chaos." "I clearlyunderstand what my problem is." "Yes, what's my problem?" "What did you understand?" "I have doubtif you loveme." " Oh!" "You havegot such a bad opinion aboutme?" "Don't haveany doubts that I love you." "thank God!" "I am very surel love you." "I hate you." " What?" "Yes, I hate you." " Hey, you say you love me.." "..and now you say 'l hate you'." "Itseems you are very disappointed." "Alright." "Shall I say something that you would like?" "Congrats, Nandu!" "Your life has changed for good." "Go." "I am in lovewith you." " ldiot.- l love you." "Hey, if you feel shyto say'l love you', then do one thing." "Wear a white dress and come to me liKean angel." "I will understand that you too love me." ""Don'tgo." "Don'tgo."" ""Don't leaveme."" ""Don't go." "Don't go." "Don't go."" ""Don't go." "Don't go." "Don't go."" ""Don't go." "Don't go." "Don't go."" ""Don't leaveme."" ""Don't go." "Don't go." "Don't go."" ""Don't go." "Don't go." "Don't go."" ""Don't leaveme."" ""Don't go." "Don't go." "Don't go."" ""Don't leaveme."" ""Nandini." "Hey, Nandini."" ""l am your prisoner." "I am your Chandu."" ""You are my would-bewife." "I promiseit's you and me."" ""So don'twastemytime."" ""You aremine forever. I will always beby your side."" ""Give me afinal answer."" ""Nandini." "Nandini." "You aremy destiny."" ""Nandini." "Nandini." "You aremy destiny."" ""l had many dreams about you."" ""Don't go." "Don't go." "Don't go."" ""Don't leaveme."" ""Don't go." "Don't go." "Don't go."" ""Don't go."" ""Between 1 to 100 I remember only 1, 4 and 3."" ""They want meto say thosethreewords to you."" ""Between Ato Z, I remember onlyl, Land U."" ""Theywant meto marry you soon."" ""Love." "Love." "Love." "Love."" ""Myheart is filled with love, love and love."" ""l won't stop now. I won't giveup easily."" ""You created a storm in myheart."" ""Nandini." "Nandini." "You aremy destiny."" ""Nandini." "Nandini." "You aremy destiny."" ""l had many dreams about you."" ""You aremy everything, Nandini."" ""l can'tlivewithout you, Nandini."" ""Come closer, I will feel you."" ""Comecloser, I will touch you."" ""Between 'plus' and 'minus' l prefer a plus."" ""Nandu and Chandu will make 'love' proud."" ""Between 'yes' and 'no' I always choose 'yes'."" ""l can never uttertheword 'no'."" ""O foolish girl, I can't livewithout you."" ""l can never stop chasing you."" ""l am yourwould-be husband." "I am your dearest friend."" ""Now accept meas yourlife-partner."" ""Nandini." "Nandini." "You aremy destiny."" ""Nandini." "Nandini." "You aremy destiny."" ""l had many dreams about you."" ""Don't go."" ""Don't go."" ""Don't go."" ""Don't go."" "What have they done?" "They arefightingwith cycle chains and hockey sticks, sir." "With thesestraws?" "They arenotstraws, Sir." "They arehocKey sticks." "Sir, your head will break, if you hit someonewith it." "With it?" " Yes." "Giveitto me." "What!" "Thesearecyclechains?" "Show meonce." "Hey!" "What is itmadeof?" "." "Hey, ifyou wantto fight, then you shouldfight.." "..with swords and bombs, butif you fight with such playthings.." "..and ruin 'risk' Rambo's reputation I am going to Kill you." "Go." "You saw 'risK' Rambo's capacity, right?" "lfl see you teasing Nandu again.." "..then 'risk' Rambo will haveto enter thering." "Onceif'RisK' enters the ring.." "..you will reach theburial ground." "You are Kids." "So stay like aKid." "Out." " Get out." "ChandrasheKhar Reddy." "Ifyou ignore my words I will behead you." "She brought everything.." " Hey, you thought I will.." "..stop chasing you ifyou complain to the principal?" "look, ifl tell brother Narsingh ofDhoolpet.." "..he will break yourbones." " What!" "You Know brother Narsingh?" " Do I Know him?" "Shall I call him?" "Shall I call brother?" " No, sister." "No." "Don't do such a thing. I will just do as I say." " Good." "Say sorry to Nandu." "What?" "Sorry?" "." "I will say itjustnow." "Hold my book." "Nandu." "Sorry, Nandu." "I'm really sorry. I am extremely sorry, Nandu." "Leaveher." " l am really extremely sorry." "Forgive me, Nandu." " Leaveme. I forgave you." "Leaveme." "Promise?" " Promise." "Promise." "Oh God." "thanks, Nandu, for taking so long to forgiveme." "book." "Oh God!" "Whyis sister giving me such angry look?" "She may complain to brother." "Nandu." "Please, Nandu." "Tell her notto tell him." " l didn't givehim angry look." "Shewon't tell anything." "Leave me." "No." "Shemay tell him." "Tell her notto tell him, Nandu." "Tell him that you won'thim." " Please." "I won't tell anyone." " Really?" "." " Yes." "Promise?" " Promise." "Now leaveher." "Please." "OKay?" "I won't follow you again." "I am leaving." "Bye." " Bye." "MybooK.." "MybooK.." "Goodbye." "You saw how hegot scared on hearingthatgoon's name?" "thanks a lot." "O God!" "is he your brother?" "So 'Dhoolpet' Narasingh, now tell me.." "lfl lovethis girl you will break my bones?" " Comeon, brother." "I haven't even recovered from your last thrashing." "And you are asking me if I will break your bones?" "How would itbother meifyou love her or marryher, brother?" "O God!" "Sister, why are you involving mein this?" "Tell him, sister,that you don't even Know me." "Oh!" "Whatare you looking at?" "Brother, you two would look great together." " thanks." "Your job is done." "Now get lost." "Why did you lie?" "I thought you'll get scared and leaveme." "Where thereis lovethere is no fear." "Wherethere is fearthere is no love." "Even if you lie, even ifyou bring goons.." "..I am not goingto take aback step.." "..becausel have already decidedto print.." "..Chandu weds Nandu wedding cards." "Stop daydreaming." "A guying love doesn't daydream.." "..heconfidentlymakes his dreams cometrue." "Forthat hewould do anything." " So you'd do anything for love?" "Except jumping from building andtowers I will do anything." "Promise?" "Promise." " Then you shouldn't come in front ofme.." "..or follow metill I call you." "Bye." "Never see you again." "O God!" "That's tricky." "Whatshall I do now?" "Lover orpromise?" "Promiseor lover?" ""O mischievous girl, you aremy right match."" "Wearegetting alot of eve-teasing complaints.." "..from this area." "Punish whoever itis." " Yes, madam." "Comeon,take your positions." "Hello!" "Who is your girl?" "Are all the parties over?" " Ya." "I see." "Theoneis green checks and jeans pant?" "OKay." "OKay." "Stay on lineand learn how to deal with agirl." "I Know. lt's always like.." "Hi, baby!" "Excuseme!" "Whereare you from?" "Chennai." " What a sweet voice!" "Height is also similar." "Weight is also fine." "It's aperfect match." "Wematch each otherperfectly." "I liked you." " What?" " lfyou say'yes' wewill get married." "Marriage?" " Marriage?" " Wewill get you married." "Who are you all?" "Her sisters?" " Yes." "Her sisters and devils for you." "Come to thewedding now." "LordJagannath's temple, Hyderabad." "thank you, auntie." "Not auntie, dear." "You should call memother-in-law." "In presenceof God in this templel am asking you.." "..to come as my daughter-in-law." "Don't sayno, dear." "You.." " Chandu is my son." "I see." "You are saying it as ifheis some greatachiever." "You Know how big an idiot he is?" "HesmoKes cigarettes." "Not just cigarettes, but he even drinks with his father." "Thesedays 8 out of 10 guys drink but wecan't call them bad." "Shall I say something if you don'tmind?" "Doesn'tanyonedrinK or smoke in your Family?" "He doesn't studywell." "He chases and teases girls." "Hedoesn't chasejust about any girl, dear." "Heloves only you." "I didn't comehere to give a certificate for his truelove." "I just cameto tell you not to lose aperson.." "..who loves you so much." "What sheis saying is right, Nandu." " lt's you?" "Don'tworry, girl. I am Chandu's father." "Parents are always against Kids' love." "lfKids don't listen parents beat them, orthey separatethem." "Wedon't want that, dear." "Wewant to unite you two." "Whereis Chandu?" "You aremad orwhat?" "What are these family proposals?" "You think I will fall for you if you proposein this way?" "." "When parents Know that their child have fallen in love.." "..they ask him to choose between them or her?" "Butifthewhole Family goes to thegirl on behalf oftheboy.." "..then understandthe sincerityin my love." "Why don't you study well instead ofchasing me.." "..in the nameoflove?" " lfl study well?" "You will get agood rank." " Andthen?" "You will get anicejob." "You can settlewell in life." "No matterwhatever I getl won't get the girl I love." "Ifnot this yearwe can studynext year.." "..and geta decent job." "Wecan adjust with any job.." "..but we can't adjust with justabout any girl." "lfwedon't get thegirl we love.." "..itwould mean we didn'tgetanything in life." "There can be supplementary exams in studies.." "..but thereis no such thing for love." ""Goddess Mysamma!" "Goddess Mysamma!"" ""Hail Goddess Mysamma!"" "Thegirl in that traditional wear looks beautiful." "Shewould look even better in jeans and shirt." "lfshewears nothing.." " Thatwould bebest." "I always cometo this templebefore theexams." "Brother, stop looKingthere." "look here." "So that God writes half ofit." " Greatgirl!" "She looks likea statue." " Hey, girl!" "Will you comewith me?" "Idiot!" " Buchchanna!" "What?" "You slapped justbecausehe said it." "What ifhedoes it?" "Hey, let's show her abad English movie." "Get herinto the van." "Hey,what's this!" "Rowdyism?" "I am telling you this for your own benefit." "Go and mind your business." "Orelse what will you do?" " l won't do anything." "There's someonebehind me to thrash guys like you." "Someone who could hit me?" "is your fathera policeman or your brother agoon?" "lffather is a policeman he would arrest you." "lfbrother is a goon he would comewith his gang." "lfita friend hewould request you to leaveme." "But ifit's alover.." "He won't arrest you." "Hewon'trequest you." "Hewon't comewith his batch." "He will comealone." "He will comealone." "Whereis he?" "ask him to comehere." "Heis on the way." "Leave this place beforehereaches here." "God forbid if you touch me you will have your hand.." "..and you will have your leg in taac but they won't work at all." "Every girl who is in love behaveas if.." "..her boyfriend is Abhishek Bachchan.." "..and sheis Aishwarya Rai." "Andthey look at aguy liKeme as Prakash Raj." "Oh!" "It's theeffect of age." "What can wedo?" "I tell her thatl am not PraKash Raj." "That I am Abhishek Bachchan." "But shedoesn'tlisten to me." "She doesn't understand mywords." "Will you understand it ifl show itpraacically?" "." "Come, I will show it practically." " Hey, move aside!" "Itseems all his 32 teeth havebroKen." "Hey!" "Hey!" "What happened?" "This is your condition after just onepunch." "Who are you?" "Bachchan.." "Abhishek Bachchan." "But he lives in Mumbai, right?" "It's broken." "thanks, brother." "Brother, are you okay?" "." " Hey!" "Go and Kill him." "Whatare you staring at!" "Go and Kill him." "Hey, Karate Kiran!" " Brother." " Go and.." "He must diewith just onehit." "Not me, it's him." "Brother." "Brother. I don'tKnow who they are." "I cameto offer prayers to the Lord." "You must bewondering why I am hitting everyone.." "..otherthan you who is holding her hand, right?" "You held Nandu's hand only becauseofthe confidence.." "..that you have your cronies behind you." "lfl hit your confidencebeforel hit you.." "..you will automatically pee in your pants." "You said you would ahero." "Now bea hero." "You mustshiverto even look at Nandu again." " Hey, you.." "O God!" "lftheyfind a beautiful girl like you alone.." "..idiots like him try to take advantage." "And also, how many months should I guard you.." "..liKean NSG commando?" "lfl say'yes' to me.." "..wewill togethergo from l-Maxto Cinemax.." "..from L.B. Nagarto Filmnagar.." "..to movies, outings, pubs, clubs, whereverwe wish." "Ifam thereby your sideno idiotwill comment on you." "That's why tryto understand me fall in lovewith me." "Please. I Know you will." "You are agood girl." "Poor guy!" "Why don't you accept his proposal?" "Thefirst'l love you' ofour life.." "..wecan'tsayit justabout anywhere,just aboutanyway." "Tomorrow I will wear his favoritewhitedress.." "..and sayhim 'l love you' exactlywherehesaid it to me." "So Reddy, how are you?" "My younger brother AadiKeshava Reddy's son.." "..Veerapratap Reddy.." "The sameperson who Killed.." "..ten guys in villageoutsKirts in afight during goats' race.." "Mynephew saw your daughter in somewedding cassette." "Till that dayheis hell-bent on marrying your daughter.." "Hesays ifnot her he won't marry anyoneelse." "Hesaid.." "Uncle, go and fixthewedding date." "So Peddappa, when shall we fix the date?" "Hey, getup." "Get up." "Everyonein RayalaseemaKnows.." "..what sort of aperson your brother's son is." "What made you thinK that I will marry offmy daughter.." "..to such a person?" " No." "Ever since my nephew saw your daughter.." "..heis a changed man." " Humans change." "Animals don't change." "look, Reddy, you are talKingthatway.." "..as you don'tKnow completely about my nephew." "Try to understand mywords and make him your son-in-law." "Hey!" "This is not your brother's place." "This is the place I was born in." "Ifyou step on this placeagain.." "..or if you thinK of my daughter again.." "..that will be your last day." "I won't marry anyone other than her, uncle." "Brother,we will Kidnap her and bring her here." "MaKelovewith her." "Theywill get her married to you." "Oh!" "Why did you Kill our guy?" "." "HetalKedthewrong way, uncle." "Sheis mywould-bewife." "HeasKed meto rapeher?" "But Reddy is not saying 'yes' to themarriage." "Even ifhe doesn't agreewe will get married." "My wifeis studying in city." "Go and Kidnap her." "Your hero is waiting for you there sincealongtime." "Go there fast." "Hello!" "Where is she?" "Where is my girl?" "Her uncletooK her away." "Nandu." " Father, why did you bring mehereall ofa sudden?" "My sweetheart is getting married." "Hey, show her thegroom's photo." " Father." "What, dear?" "I don't wantthis marriage." "You haveto!" "Ogul Reddy." " Brother." " Call Shiva Reddyhere." "Weshall fixthewedding date." "Hey,who are you?" " l needto meet Mr. Reddy." "Uncle, mynameis Chandu." "Nandu's class-mate." "Mymotheris ahousewife." "My father is an accountant in thebanK." "My sister is.." "Tell mewhy you camehere." "I like Nandu a lot, uncle. I want to marryher." "Wedon't hurtwomen and innocent Kids in Rayalaseema." "Uncle." " Get up." "Getup." "If you come hereagain just becausel am leaving you.." "..without hurting you, you won't escapealiveagain." "Uncle, greetings." "Brothers, greetings." "Greetings." "What, uncle?" "You thoughtl will run awaywith fear?" "He who makes amistaKe fears others." "He, who is in love faces all odds." "Givemeone good reason for saying no to me.." "..and getting Nandu married to him, uncle." " Hey!" "Hey, you couldn't take even a coupleofblows." "How can you proteac my daughter?" "To marry a Rayalaseema girl.." "..you shouldn't collapse after getting a few blows.." "..but you must have theguts to fightback." "After marriage you must be ableto proteac that girl.." "..her family and her village which is dependant on them." "Only such aguyis called aman in Rayalaseema." "Heis a man." "That's why I am getting her marriedto him." "Hey, send him awayin a tyain to thecity." "Uncle, iffighting skill is a qualification.." "..and slaying skill is themarK ofa man.." "..then bynow I would've shown you youth's capacity." "Tell me how I should thrash each guy.." "..for you to get Nandu married to meand I will do theneedful." "If all your men come at once itwill be abit difficult.." "..butstill it's oKay. I am in love. I will manage it." "Comeon." "Comeon." "It's notrightto saythatthe onewho can thrash ten guys.." "..is a man andthat you'd get your daughter marriedto him." "If a guyloves a girl from the bottom his heart.." "..and if sheever faces aproblem and.." "..even ifcauseofthe problem is Rayalaseema's faacionist.." "..or Kashmir's terrorist, or Nizam's mafia.." "..or Bezawada's goon or anyoneheis.." "..hewill be knocked down without a doubt." "Without Keeping any of these things in mind.." "..try to understand our love and giveus your blessings." "Only after I marry Nandu will I leavethis village." "Pogula Reddy." " Brother." " Call Chandu's parents." "Hey,thereareso many guests?" "lfthereareso many guests for marriagetalKs.." "..then imaginehow many will attendthewedding?" "What happened?" "They werereturning from the city after buying clothes.." "..fortheengagement.." "Oh no!" "Brother-in-law." "Father." "Father." "You think I am idiot to bea silent spectator if you rejeac.." "..meand get your daughter married to someoneelse?" "Father." "Father." "Wow!" "You look so beautiful." "I love you." "Come, let's go and get married." "Father." "Father." "Where does hestay?" "Aallagadda." "lfthatis LanKa he is demon Ravana." "It is very difficult to step into that LanKa and bring Nandu back." "That doesn't mean wewill leave Miss." "Nandu there." "Wewill save her even ifwe have to sacrificeour lives." "Let's go." " Let's go." " Stop!" "I don'twant you to lose your lives for Nandu." "Nandu is mine." "This problem is also mine." "What's this, dear?" "What will happen to meif you stay hungry?" "." "Shall I feed you with myhands?" "From 16 to 60, I got everywoman I wanted." "But ever since I fell in lovewith you.." "..every girl looks likea sister to me, except you." "Even ifyou don't like it you will have to reach the wedding altar." "And you will haveto sleep with me." "This is myKingdom." "The Hanuman who would come to this LanKa.." "..and find you out here isn'tborn yet." "Appalaraju, M.A., L.L.B." "Laxmi." " Sir." "I see. lt's you?" "It's a new scooter." "Be careful with it." "Clean it carefully." "take the Keys." "Hey, Appi, sir called you." "Appi?" "Appalaraju, M.A., L.L.B. Advocate." "Give respect and taKerespeac." "Hey, lawyer,why are you so late?" "Lawyer sir boughta new scooter." " Scooter?" "During my father's time lawyers couldn't even.." "..afford to buy cycles." "Wheredid you get themoney from?" "Hey!" " Sir." " Takehis scooter away.." "..and givehim my father's cycle." " Alright." "Oil it well. ltwill run smooth." " Give me the Keys." "I won't." " Hey, you are raising voice?" "Notjust the voice, but I will raise my hand as well." "Does anyone elsehavethe guts to ask fortheKeys?" "Hey, I asked forthe Keys and you are daydreaming?" "Nothing really, sir." "The Keys arewith LaKshmi outside." "Go and takeit from him." "Alright.Alright. Come hereand scratch mybacK now. lt's itching." "Sir, I am M.A., L.L.B." "You wantmeto scratch yourbacK?" "Giveup thatthought and tell me something else, sir." "OK, go inside and do something else." " OK, sir." "Whatare you doing!" "Brother saidthey should beclean." "Clean them well." " l should clean them?" " Fast." "Fast." "Why are you staring around?" "Tie it." "You must tie thethread properly.." "..or else theywill explodeand you will die." "Last Sunday's Biryani is left." "I Kept itin the fridge." "Giveit to Appi." "He will eat it happily." "Alright." "Sir." " Yes." " You are a miser in compassion." "Hey!" " Nothing, sir." "Lord, I worshiped you and venerated you." "I offered you coconuts." "But you didn'tget rid ofthosedemons." "But I Knew onething, lord." "I shouldworship ghosts instead ofworshipping you." "What's this!" "Ghosts react so fast?" "Devotee!" " O God!" "Ghost." "Ghost." "Innocent devotee!" "I am not aghost. I am your God." "You areGod?" " Yes, devotee. I am God." "If you areGodthen disappear at once." "You want lights out?" " Ya." "Appear again." "You arereally a God, lord." "Lord,the fairies haven't comewith you." "That's whatis called greediness." "Sorry, lord. I saw many statues.." "..buti never saw a lordwith this get-up." "Which province's God are you, lord?" "I am Sri lanka's God, son." "If you are Sri lanka's God how did you Know Telugu, lord." "While Rama cameto Sri lanka and fought with Ravana.." "..I was by his side and learnt Telugu, son." "What is your name, lord?" " Muttaiah Murlitharan." "Muttaiah Murlitharan?" "He is Sri lankan spin bowler, right?" "Isn't it a common practice to name Kids after Gods.." "..Appalaraju, M.A., L.L. B?" "Lord, along with myname you Know my qualification as well?" "I Know your problems as well, son." "You mean myugly problems reachedthereas well?" "That's why, do onething." " Whatis it, lord?" "Escape from this place immediately." "I tried it once, lord." "Not just once, I tried a coupleoftimes." "Theythrashed meand mademesithere. - l see." "Then I will give you a permanent solution." "What is it, lord?" "Who is he, lord?" " Sanath Jayasuria." "Heis a Famous cricKeter, right?" "Sorry, lord." "You are also Sri lankan God, right?" "Yes." " What ifthey come for meafter you leave?" "My friendwill make surethey don't come." "What will you do, lord?" "You.." "What does that mean, lord?" " We will tell them you aredead." "No onesearches for a dead man, devotee." " Wow!" "Brilliant idea, lord." "That's why leave without any further delay." "Gods Know everything beforehand." "Keep your doubts aside and leavethis place." "Hail lord Muttaiah Murlitharan!" "Hail lord Sanath Jayasuria!" "thank God!" "Our entry into LanKais clear." "Oh!" "You pinch me even while drinking?" "Your stomach ailment will be cured now." "I didn't say stomach ailment. I said I was feeling tired since morning." "Greetings." "Are you goingto Kill someone?" "Please carry on." "Greetings, sir." " Who are you?" "WeareAppalaraju's nephews." "Whereis Appi?" "He's gone, sir." " Wherehas hegone?" "Myuncleis gone." "He kicked thebucKet." " Meaning?" "He passed away, sir." "How did hedie?" " His brain was crushed." "What?" "." " His headwas crushed." "Ourgranny collapsed in the porch all of a sudden last night." "As hedidn't havemoneyin his pocket he took lift from alorry." "And that lorryran into a tyee in darkness, sir." "Therewas granny's dead bodyin theporch.." "..and uncle's dead bodyin thebacKyard, sir." "Beforedying he told us about you and your Kindness.." "..forfifteen minutes and madeus swear.." "..thatwewill always be your side and serve you.." "..liKelord Rama's squirrel and lord Ganesha's mouse." "Hemadeus take that vow and then died, sir." " Yes, sir." "Appi used to have so much affection for me?" " Yes." "A bit lower." " Even morethan that, sir." "That's why with foresight hemadeus study law." "He failed and I passed the exam." "It's alright." "Both of you arelawyers." "So Appi was more loyal to us even our dog." "Appi was as good as a dog." "Hey!" "Hang his photo in the hall and garland it." "By the way, what are your names?" "My nameis Shekhar." "And his nameis.." "l-am-your-boss." "Name-is-Shehanshah." "l-don't-Know-about-mother -and-sister." "is anyone's namethatlong?" " lt's very long." "Uncle, who arethey?" "Do you argue well?" " l thrash verywell." "I mean I argue very well in the court." "You will seeing future how well wewill argue, brother." "Stop." "Wewill eat only after Nandu eats." "like mass fasting what's this mass hungerstriKe?" "She is not eating sincethreedays.." "..and you arenotletting us eat." "Your marriageis literally Killing us." "My stomach is burning with hunger." "O God!" "What's this backstabbing?" " lt's notbacKstabbing." "I gave him an injection." "You said it's burning." "You shouldn't feel any sort of burning sensation at this age." "It was burning in thestomach." "You idiot." "Are you this mansion doctoror sorcerer?" "Hey, ifl see you again whileeating.." "..then instead ofa hen I will break your neck and cook you." "Hey, takehim away from here." " take him away." "O God!" "look, son, during our days our motto was 'saw her, did her'.." "If you request agirl she will show attitude.." "..and ifyou scareher she will cometo your path." " Alright." "Brother." "Brother." "Brother." "Leavesuch things to me." "I will handleit." " What will you handle?" "Son, we are dyingwith hunger here." "Enough ofhandling things." "Mynephew will do theneedful." "Handling women is an art, brother." "Ifyou areaggressive with them theyhiss at you." "If you handle them with tact they shower great loveon you." "Leaveall those things and givemea chance." "I will feed her and give her consent to the wedding." "You will do something that wecouldn't do?" "How will you do that?" "That's called law." "lfl am unableto do it you can hit yourselfwith your sandal." "Did you ask you to hit him orto hit yourself?" "." "You idiot, you always have such idiotic doubts." "Hey, givetherice plate to thelawyer." "Chandu." "Foolish Nandu, don't cry." "You don'tneed to worry." "I am here now." "take me away from here, Chandu." "Please." "I didn't comehereto take you away, but to marry you right here." "lfl take you away from here and marry you.." "..between chases andfights there would nothing special." "But ifl marry you in his village, in his house.." "..in front ofhis men, atthe timehefixed forthewedding.." "..and make you Mrs. Chandu, that would be something special." "You don't Know about him." "He's theonewho doesn't Know about love." "It's just oneword, just two letters." "But ifyou mess with someone in love you will bein trouble." "And also, why am I telling you all this?" "He's the one who messedwith meand I'll teach him alesson." "You eat happily and go to sleep." "I will take careofthat giant." "I am scared, Chandu." " You don't worry, girl." "I am present here." "I love you, Chandu." ""You arethere in my eyes."" ""You are therein my heart."" ""You are therein my thoughts."" ""You are therein my conversations."" ""l chant your name. I thinK ofyourname."" ""l walk on your footsteps."" ""Comewith meas my shadow."" ""Comewith me as my heartbeat."" ""O dear!" "O dear!" "O dear!"" ""You aremy everything."" ""l'll do for you anything."" ""Love you.." "Love you.." "I love you."" ""You aremy everything."" ""l'll do for you anything."" ""Love you.." "Love you.." "I love you."" ""Ever since you cameinto my life I forgot about myself."" ""The farther I went from you I closer I got to you."" ""l won'tbe with anyone else." "I won't hear anyoneelse."" ""That's myfinal decision."" ""That's how I am. I will always bewith you."" ""l will bethereby your side."" ""Whatever it is, whatever it may be.."" "".." "I can never leave you."" ""Mylove."" ""You aremy everything."" ""l'll do for you anything."" ""Love you.." "Love you.." "I love you."" ""You aremy everything."" ""l'll do for you anything."" ""Love you.." "Love you.." "I love you."" ""You arethere in my eyes."" "Shedidn't eat?" " How would sheeat?" "Wearetheruthless fellows who throw bombs." "lfshedoesn't listen to us would she listen to him?" "Shelistened to me." "Shehad the food." "Shereally hadthe food?" " Sheeven gave alist for dinner." "What!" "Such along list?" "What's there in it?" "chicken burger." "chicken sandwich." "chicken fried rice." "chicken Manchurian." "chicken masala." "chicken roll." "chicken Samosa.." "chicken tikka.." " Oh God!" "You arereciting them like Mother Goddess' chants." "Thesearethenames ofthedishes, sir." "So many dishes?" "Can our cook, cook all thesedishes?" "The star-hotel's chef can cook all thesedishes." "If she Keeps on eating in this way.." "..attheend ofthe daywe will beleft only with bones." "Uncle." " l gotit, uncle." "You did it in 3 minutes whatwe couldn't do in 3 days." "I liked you. I liked you very much." "Go to the city and bring agood chef." "Ya. "Ringa Ringa, Ringa Ringa.." - lt's there." "Get in." "Hey,Appi!" " Appi?" "Holdthis." "NotAppi, it's Appalaraju, M.A., L.L.B." "Give respect and taKerespeac." "Theretheylied that you are dead.." "..and here you areenjoying in the city?" " O yes!" "I am dead." "I am really dead." " lf you are dead how are you alive?" "Actuallyhe's Appalaraju, sir." "I am his brother Pappalaraju." "Twins." " You are cooking stories?" " lt's nota story." "He's hell0-brother and I am chalo-brother." "Hey, what do you do here?" "I am a well-Known chef in that big hotel, sir." "So you are a chef." "Yes. I can preparedifferent sort of dishes in minutes." "is that so?" "Then getinto the van." "I said I am nota lawyer, sir. I am a chef." "Wedon'tneed alawyer right now." "We need a chef." "Hey, beatthem." "Beat them hard." "With that sound Appi's soul should bepleased.." "..pay us a visit here." "Dance." "Dancehard." "Why did you stop it?" "O God!" "It seems he came straight from heaven." "Run." "Brother, heis not Appalaraju." "Heis his brother Pappalaraju." "God!" " He's not ourAppi?" " No." "Then why do ourAppi and he look so similar?" "We are twins, sir." " And I asked you to bring a chef.." "..and you broughthim?" " Heis a good chef." "Heis abig chef in abig hotel, sir." "Pappi, you must preparethe dishes well." "Bring him down." "Go." "Go and cook inside." "Go." " Alright." "Pappi." "Turn around." "Whereare you going?" "Garland your brother's photo and offer aprayer andthen you go." "Alright." "That's enough." "Go and cook now." "Weare feeling hungry." "Go." "Lords." " O God!" "Why did hecomehereagain?" "What do wedo now?" " Uncle, you arenot dead yet?" "Hey, he's the not your elder uncle who passed away.." "..buthe's your younger unclewho is alive." "Why are you staring at him in that way?" "Doesn't your younger uncle Know that you'recoming here?" "Ofcoursehe Knows it, sir." "I thinK hehad forgotten it due to theshocK ofhis brother's death." "Brother." "Brother." " Uncle, don't cry." "We arehere.." "Wearehere.." " Brother." " Come." "I want mybrother." "You areGods who should be worshiped in Sri lanka." "Why are you herein ghosts' house?" "Wecameto your rescue but wegottrapped here, devotee." "To solve your problem wehad a quarter bottle.." "..and gotinto a bus, son." "You too drink, sir?" "It's not drink, Lord?" "It's notbrandy orwhisKey, son." "It's neacar." "Wehad it andtooK a small nap.." "..and another drunKard cameand stole our rings." "With thattouch we lost our Sri lankan connection, son." "That's whywe are left back." "What's theconnection between thelost rings.." "..and you staying back on earth, lord?" "Have you seen 'JagadiKa Veerudu AtiloKa Sundari'?" "Yes, I saw that movie, lord." "I saw that movie 70 times because ofSri Devi." "Whywas Sri Devi left behind on earth, devotee?" "Shewas leftbehind on earth because shelostthering." "We are also leftbehind becauseofthe same reason." "lfwestay outsidewe would faceboarding and lodging.." "..problem,wetold them thatweare you nephews.." "..and settled in that house." " Wow!" "I became Gods' uncle." "I am blessed, lord." "Leave that aside." "And tell us why you came back like aball?" "What shall I say!" "My misfortune." "I fearedthat ifl say I am Appalaraju, M.A., L.L. B.." "..hewill takemebacK, so I said I am a chef." "You could'vesaid something else." "How would I Know that they would need a chef, lord?" "If you tell anyone.." "that weareGod.." "..your headwill shatter.." "into thousand pieces." "I won't tell anyone, lord. I will hideitin my heartand beblessed." "Alright, priest." "Alright." "Uncle.." " What's thematter you arejumping like abomb?" "What happened?" "There's an auspicious time next Friday." "Wewill be getting married on that day." "I feel as happy as one feels whilebombingtherival party." "O God!" "What did you insert?" "You arebeing as happy as if you aregetting married." "Such an excitement won't do." "So you wantmeto cry even when I am happy?" "That will also not do." "Even when you arehappy.." "..and even when you are sad you haveto staybalanced." "Brother." "Congrats, brother." "Your days arenumbered." " Yes." "Congrats from my side too." "Lawyers." " Yes." "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." "You mustlooK after all thewedding arrangements." "Alright, sir." " Hey, Pappala." "Sir, don't call me Pappala." "ltsounds so strange." "What's wrong ifl call you Pappala, you idiot?" "Don't worry about the expenditure." "You must preparegreat food for all theguests." "Now go." "Now go." "Hey!" " Sir." "Forthese few days Keep asideKnives and bombs.." "..and takeflowers in hand." "Thedecoration should be great." "Forwhosegrave?" " Great senseofhumor, girl." "My nephew and you are getting married next week." "I am getting married next, but with your son." "I am getting married to myman." "Your man?" "Who is he?" "My lover." "He will come." "Right in front of you, right in front of your eyes.." "..at the time you fixed he will tie methesacredthread." "Hewill comehere and marry you right in front ofme?" "What ajoKe!" " You areright, brother." "If anyone comes on his path hewill slay him and marryme." "Hey!" " What do you mean?" "Your lover will comeand thrash brotherand marry you?" "Call that man." "Let's seewho he is." "lfhe comes hereall ofthem will bein trouble." " O really!" "Everyone present here is an idiot?" "He won't comehere." "Butmy brother will search him.." "..wherever heis and Kill him." " Really!" " Right, brother?" "I haveto search that Kid?" " You saw how scared.." "..he is ofmylover?" " Scared?" "Me?" "Yes, you." " As Shekhar said I will search him.." "..wherever he is and bring him in front of you.." "Superb, brother!" "..and slay him andtie you nuptial thread." "Well-said!" "Long live.." "Veerapratap Reddy!" "Long live.. brother VP!" "Long live.." "Brother VP!" "Long live.. brother VP!" "Long live.." "Brother VP!" "Long live.. brother VP!" "If you want him you will haveto go to GurunanaK collegein Hyderabad." "How do you Know that hestays there, lawyer?" "Thatis law." "Hemust also bestudying in the samecollege where thegirl studies." "Hey, some of you go thereand bring him here." "Let's go." " Hey!" "All of you will die with just onepunch." "You arehunting for atiger." "How do you Know he's atiger?" " That is law." "Everyonein loveis more powerful than a tiger." "Send minimum 50 guys." "Even ifthey can't Kill him theywill at least bring him here." "Thatis law." "I am the real lawyer." "What are theselegal tricks which even I don't Know about?" "Theseare not legal tricks, devotee?" "Thesearelove tricks." "Lord." " This female devotee loves amaledevotee.." "..and prayedto Sanath Jayasuriato stop this wedding.." "..and get her marriedto her boyfriend." "How do you Know all these things, lord?" "Weareomniscient, devotee." "Your friend is omniscient." "HeKnows everything." " Right." "Lord." " Devotee." "It's my good fortunate.." "..that this fight against evil has begun with me." ""Sa ReGa Ma Pa Da Ni Sa.."" "Why are you closing the door?" " To rape you for fun." "It won't look if someone sees us, Nandu." "Listen.." "Say yes right now, or elsel will pinch you." "I will bite you." "I will Kill you." " O God!" "Lord." "What's this disaster, lord!" "That's not a disaster. lt's service." "That devoteeis serving lord." "I never saw such sort of serviceanywhere, lord." "That's how you serve in Sri lanka, son." "Lord, takemeto Sri lanka once." "I will get such serviceonce." "If you stayhere for a while longer ortell others aboutit.." "Myheadwill break into 1000 pieces." " Right." "Move." " OK." "Hey, baldy!" "Who is Nandini's lover here?" "You?" " Tiger enjoys hunting its preys." "This tiger Knows both playing as well as hunting." "I'm playing thereand hunting here." "The closerwe are getting to thewedding.." "..themore my nephew is taking careofhis body." "Oh!" "I feel a Knifeis betterthan an injection." "Wheredid you injeac menow?" "You areburning with jealousy." "You are burningwith thefire ofrevenge." "You are here to cure me or Kill me?" "Show me your hand." "Swallow it." "Do one thing." "Put it in this." "I will get it crushed and drink it as buttermilk." "Sir." "Sir." "A box has arrived for you." " Stop." "What's there in it?" " lt's brother's wedding." "I thinK there are greeting cards in it for him." "What is itwritten in red color?" "Someone just scrawled something, brother." "It's nota scrawl, my friend." "It's about the wedding." "Nandu weds Chandu." "Six days to go." "It's notsix hours, it's aftersix days." " O God!" "Wheredid you injeac now?" " That's not the matter." "You would injeac even ifthere is no matter?" "You will be in trouble if you Know about thematter." "It's written here that there's Nandu's and Chandu's.." "..wedding in another six days." "Who are Nandu and Chandu?" "I am Nandu." "And Chandu is mylover." "Hefixedthesamedate andtime for ourwedding.." "..that you fixed for yours and sentus the wedding invitation?" "Whereareour Rayalaseema lions who went to Kill him?" "Theywentto LanKa." " LanKameans.." "O God!" " LanKameans all ofthem aredead." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Brother, you should be showing your strength.." "..on Nandini's husband!" " What?" "I mean your husband.." " Hey!" " l mean our enemy Chandu." "She is tryingto incite you and divert your concentration." "Don'tletit happen." "lfhehas guts he will come to theengagement ceremony." "Kill him. lfhe doesn't comejust behappy." ""Your graceis.."" ""l am fortunate that you cameto my house, lord."" ""When will I get such fortuneagain?"" ""When will I get such fortuneagain?"" "O God!" "Why did you light up candles all over thehouse?" "Today it is your birth anniversary, lord." "Please accept my veneration and give me your blessings, lord." "I haveto go to pee." " You can do that later, lord." "OK, do it fast." " thanks, lord." "Hail thelord of Sri lanka!" "Hail lord Muttaiah Murlitharan!" "Hail thelord!" "You are feeling drowsy." "PleasewaKe up, lord." "Lord." " What?" " Pleaseclose your eyes.." "..and open yourmouth once, lord." " Why, devotee?" "Open it, lord." "Hey, you want to Kill me?" "Wherewill you break that?" "Lord." "Mylord." "You areour.." " What?" "..savior." "O God!" "O God!" "No." "Greetings, brother." "When did I call you and when did you come?" "Brother was admitted in the hospital.- ln thehospital?" " Yes." "What happened?" " ThatKid thrashed brother liKea dog." "He thrashed you?" " Yes, brother." "Wheredoes he stay?" " lfl Knew wherehestays I would've.." "..slain him bynow, bro." "Alright." "Wecan take careofhim later." "Takecareofthewedding arrangements." " OK, brother." "Hey, call Shekhar!" "What, brother?" "Did you call me?" "He's theonewho thrashed me, brother. I will Kill him." "Wait." "SheKhar, did you thrash him?" "Did you?" "Yes, I did, brother." "What are you waiting for, brother?" "Letmeshoot him." "Hey, why did you thrash him?" "I thrashed him when he held Nandu's hand, brother." "I won't leave anyonewho misbehaves with Nandu." "What are you saying!" "He held Nandu's hand." " Yes, brother." "Tell him." "Aacually I.." "She is my wife." "You daredto hold her hand?" " No, brother." "Brother." "Brother." "Move aside, SheKhar. I must Kill him." " Wait, brother." "You wereabout to Kill him when I lied.." "..that hetouched would-bewife." "Am I wrong ifl thrashed him who touched mywould-be wife?" "So he didn't misbehave with my Nandu?" "No, brother." "He misbehaved with mylover." "Bujji." " Yes, brother. - ls SheKhar tellingthe tyuth?" "Yes, brother. I didn't hold yourwould-bewife's hand.." "..buti held his lover's hand." "Then apologizeto SheKhar." "Then apologizeto SheKhar." " Brother, sorry." "Forgiveme. I beg you." " Hey!" " Brother." "Till I get married just do as SheKhar says and look.." "..after thearrangements." "Definitely I will." "You got it?" " Brother." "Brother." "Wait." "Waita minute." "What, buddy?" "." " That girl is your lover, right?" " Yes." "Then why does that idiot call her his would-be wife?" "Becauseheis about to marryher." "Brother is getting marriedto your lover?" " Ya." "lfbrother is getting marriedto your loverwhat are you doing here?" "Becausel am marrying mylover." "Brother." "Brother." " What, brother?" "One minute, brother." "Just need some clarity, brother." "Whatis it?" " She's the girl you love, right?" " Yes." "And she's thesamegirl brotheris marrying, right?" " Ya." "thank God." "Hey, I got it." " But I didn't understand anything." "How will you tieher thenuptial thread.." "..ifheis marrying thegirl you love?" "I will tell them that I will tieher nuptial thread as I lovethat girl." "When will you tieit?" " At theauspicious timehefixed." "Who will get you married?" " Who else, but that VP?" "And who will get VP married?" "I camehere to gethim married." "Hewill gethim married." "I didn'tgetit." "Don't beconfused." "Who will VP marry?" " His lover." "If you tell this matterto brother he will slash him into pieces." "You idiot." "Comehere." "Whose hand did I hold?" " His lover." "Who is brother marrying?" " His lover." "Isn'tit?" " Yes." " What will brother do ifhe Knows about it?" "Hewill thrash you badly." "Brother." "Your mind is works great." " lsn'tit?" "Isn't it?" " Oh!" "Oh!" "That's why shutup!" "Wedidn't seeanyone." " Wedidn't." "Wedidn't see especiallythis girl." " Especiallythis girl." "Then how does it bother us who marries whom?" "How does it bother us?" " Right." "We came to thewedding." " Came to thewedding." "We did someworK." " Wedid some work." "Had wedding dinner." " Hadwedding dinner." "And gone." "And gone." "You got it?" " You got it?" "Shut up!" "Don'tasK me that." "Let's go inside." "Greetings, Mr. Appi!" " Appi?" "You idiot." "It's Appalaraju, M.A., L.L.B. Giverespeac and takerespeac." "Brotheris VP and you have got BP." "Why didn't you go to thecourt?" "Why would I go to the court on Sunday, you idiot?" "How did you come here in this way?" "." "It's brother's wedding." "Heinvited us, so wecame." "Yes." "Yes." "We didn't see the bride." "Wedon't Know about the bride." "Oh!" "Now go." " Brother's calling us." "We'll go." "Greetings, brother." " Greetings." "Greetings." "They started sweatingwhen they saw Appalaraju, MA, LLB." "Who put garland on lawyer's photo?" " O God!" "How did I forget that I am dead?" " Who is that idiot?" "Hey, Bujji!" " Brother." "Brother." " Why are you removing.." "..thegarland?" "Are you putting anew garland?" "lfwegarland a liveperson's photo it would mean heis dead forus." "We garlanded him only after his death." "What!" "Our lawyer is dead?" "He died 12 days ago." "Today it's the 13th day." "Come on, sir!" "I talked to the lawyer just now." "Tell him." " Yes." "O God!" "Why are you serving coffee?" "If a cook doesn't serve coffeewill he fight a case.." "..liKealawyer?" " You area cook?" "He is not lawyerAppala.." "He is the cook Pappala." "Don't call me Pappala, sir." "I am Pappalaraju." "You are Pappala for us." "I'm theone who should shout, right?" "Why did you shout?" "Heinjected me." " Heinjeaced you?" "Brother, are you reallynotthelawyer?" "I am not the lawyer. I am a cook." "But you said you area lawyer a whileago." " Hold this." "You believed mewhen I said I was alawyer earlier." "Then why don't you believe meifl sayi am a cook now?" "Then what you said earlier.." " You didn'tgetit." "Earlier it was that lawyer." "Appalaraju, M.A., L.L.B." "This gentleman." " l see." " He's notaliveanymore." "I am Pappalaraju, the cook." "You got it?" "It was him." "Heis me." "He is me and I am him." "Everyone is the same." "Hell-brother." "Chal0-brother." "What's going on?" " Wecameto the wedding." "Cameto the wedding." " Did someworK.." " Did some work.." "Had wedding dinner." " Hadwedding dinner." "And gone." "And gone." "You got it?" " You got it?" "I will hit you with my sandal." "What's this!" "There's your engagement ceremony.." "..this evening and you look so dull?" "They saythewedding goes well onlyifthe brideis happy." "Wedding is not just you and me, Chandu." "It's a wedding onlyif your Family and my family are present there." "Without our families.." " Nandu." "Auntie." "How can wenot attend our baby's engagement, dear?" "How is father?" " Wewon't get married in your father's absence." "thank you." " Brother." "Brother." "That day.." "Who arethey, brother?" " Nandu's aunt and uncle." "Who is he, son-in-law?" " Justsomeone inconsequential." "Send them away fast, brother." "That VPwill Kill them ifhesees them." "I won't Kill them, uncle. I will give them a grand reception." "Why?" "Becausewhen I wentto their house.." "..they tyeated me liKea dog?" " Wearehis enemies." "Thatwon't change." "He is becoming our relative." "This too shouldn't change." " What's wrongwith you?" "Whileplotting against the enemywe'd beliKeShakuni." "Whilegoing on warwe should plan like lord Krishna." "Where did you get so much Knowledge from under my tutelage?" "I didn't get it from you, uncle." "I gotit from Shekhar's friendship." "For someone reason when I see SheKhar.." "..I feel liKehe is both ShaKuni and lord Krishna rolled into one." "Uncle, go andtaKe careofthe arrangements fortheir reception." ""Lord Rama and Sita's wedding.."" ""Lord Rama and Sita's wedding.."" ""Come and seelord Rama and Sita's wedding.."" ""Lord Rama and Sita's wedding.."" ""Come and seelord Rama and Sita's wedding.."" ""Kiss me."" ""Baby." "Kiss me." "Kiss me, baby."" ""Kiss meliKe an orange."" ""Kiss me liKea jasmine."" ""Kiss me fast."" ""Come on." "Come on." "Cometo me."" ""Comeon." "Cometo meliKea storm."" ""Comeon." "Close your mouth."" ""Comeon." "Comeon." "Kiss." "Kiss." "Kiss."" ""l wantit bit bybit."" ""l want a bit more."" ""lt should be blow me away."" ""Giveme aKiss." "Givemea Kiss."" ""l want itagain and again."" ""ltshould completely smash me."" ""lt should knock me down."" ""Give me one Kiss." "Give mea coupleofKisses."" ""French Kiss is hot."" ""Flying Kiss is faraway."" ""How can I miss myfirstKiss?"" ""Kiss means only one thing."" ""lt's an intoxicant."" ""There's some magic in it."" ""Kiss me." "O baby, Kiss me."" ""Kiss me for one moretime."" ""Kiss me." "O beauty!"" ""Kiss me." "Kiss me." "Kiss me."" ""Give me aKiss at the end ofthelips."" ""Give me aKiss on my neck."" ""Give me anaughty Kiss on mywaist."" ""Givemea deadlyKiss."" ""Giveme alethal Kiss."" ""Give me alovely Kiss."" ""GivemeoneKiss."" ""lfl start it oncewe haveto give up eating and drinking."" ""Our entire lives will bespent in it."" ""Kiss me." "O baby, Kiss me."" ""Kiss me for one moretime."" ""Kiss me." "O beauty!"" ""Kiss me." "Kiss me." "Kiss me."" ""Asilly Kiss on thecell phone."" ""A public Kiss in public."" ""Asecret Kiss in thebedroom."" ""AwetKiss."" ""An intoxicating Kiss."" ""A dangerous Kiss."" ""A chilly Kiss."" ""ls this what they call lip service?"" ""Thefirst Kiss opens gates for love."" ""lfyou Kiss you will Know whataffect ithas on you."" ""Kiss me." "O baby, Kiss me."" ""Kiss me for one moretime."" ""Kiss me." "O beauty!"" ""Kiss me." "Kiss me." "Kiss me."" ""l wantit bit bybit."" ""l want a bit more."" ""lt should be blow me away."" ""Giveme aKiss." "Givemea Kiss."" ""Kiss." "Kiss." "Kiss." "Kiss." "Kiss."" "Brother." "Brother." "Brother." "Brother." "Brother, what are you doing in public?" "I am giving flying Kiss to my girlfriend." "lfhesees you.." "If VP sees you Kissing her he will Kill me." "Hey!" "Hey!" "work outside." "work outside." "Go." "Someone may see you." " Letthem see." "You arelooKing cute." " lt's me, brother?" "Your sister, brother-in-law." " We will becaught, brother." "It's alright." " VPwill Kill us." "You or me?" " You would easily escape somehow." "But what aboutme?" "I will betrapped.Actually.." "Brother." "Whereis he?" "Brother." "We will get engaged as wethought." "You don't worry at all." "You just watch and enjoy." "Your engagement?" "It's my brother's engagement, right?" "Hefixedthedateand timeand I will get married." "That won'thappen as long as brother VP is alive." "What won't happen?" " Greetings, brother." "Hey!" " Yes, brother." "What won't happen?" "No, brother." "Aacually tomorrow there's your engagement." "Why are you mumbling?" "Tell him clearly." "Onlythen will you get thrashed." "Stay quiet, brother. I beg you.." " Hey, shutup!" "You tell me." "Darling, givemea coupleofminutes." "Nothing, brother." "He is sayingwewon't getmarried." "Whose marriage?" " Mineand thegirl's whose hand heheld." "I mean mylover's hand." " Hey!" " Brother." "You held her hand?" " Oh!" "No need fortheflashbacKs, brother. I beg you. I will go." "I wonder ifl came to attend brother's wedding.." "..orfor my funeral." "Brother, I will decoratetheflowers." "Hey!" " Brother." " Stop!" "You tell me, SheKhar." "Nothing, brother." "There's an idiot who is a hurdle.." "..for our love story." "He says wewon't get married.." "..as long as heis there.And I am confidently telling him.." "..thanks to your support that you will get us married." "Now tell me, brother." "Will you getus married or not?" "Whoever heis I will get you two married." "That's moreliKe mybrother." "Brother, tell thesame to mylover." "Please." "She is extremelyworried." "Please, brother." "look, dear, don't worry at all." "Whoever comes on yourway your brother will get you two married." "You don't needto worry as long as.." "..your brother is there, sister." "Staywith courage." "OK, brother." "thank you." "thanks, brother-in-law." "Are you happy now?" "You get ready forthe wedding." "Whereis he?" " Hey, Krishna!" "O merciful!" "What?" "Hetoo found out that they areGods?" "O omniscient!" "What?" " What?" "What's thematter?" " What's their matter?" "You too Know aboutthem?" " Do I Know about them?" "I'm the first one who Knew about them. I am so lucky." "Wheredid you see them first?" " ln thetemple." "I see.At their home?" " Yes." "They came to myhome." " l see." "Ifwe tell anyoneabout this our heads will break into 1000 parks." "And I will beKilled here." "My head is aching." "Go and bring coffee." "You want me to bring coffee?" "How can you saythat?" "Appalaraju, M.A., L.L.B., lawyer." " Lawyer?" "Give respect and taKerespeac." " But you said you area cook." "I am a cook?" "He's theother guy." " Pappi." "Coming, sir." "Why do you mess with everyone, brother?" "We came to thewedding." " Came to thewedding." "We did someworK." " Wedid some work." "Had wedding dinner." " Hadwedding dinner." "And gone." "And gone." "Let's go." " Let's go." "Whereis theclub?" " Hey, great gambler.." "..you didn't come here to gamblebutto fixthewedding dates." "OK,that's what we will do." "Come." "Who is he, clapping hands here?" "Heis priest Tappatala (clapping) from Tadipatri.." "Forwhat?" "To maKecow-dung cakes?" "No." "Forfixing the dates." "Our priest went to Kashi." "I brought him hereas I thought heis apt forthejob." "Beforestartingtheshow everyonepray the lord once." "They areall fools, lord." "They are worshippingtheidol." "They don't Know that you are alive God." "Club queen, what's your name?" " Nandini." "What's thescore?" " You mean age?" "20 years." "What is King's name?" " Appalaraju, M.A., L.L.B." "Hey, Pappa, I will thrash you." "Thepriest didn't ask your brother's name." "HeasKedthatbrother's name." "It's VP. it's Veerapratap." "Priest, now get started." "Will you sharethe cards orshall I share them?" "Did you cometo fix the wedding dateorto play cards here?" "This is new tradition called card horoscope." "First they share cards and then seethehoroscopes." "What's this new tradition?" "I didn't hear aboutit anywhere." "It's Sri lanka's tradition." "Nandu." "VP." "Nandu." "VP." "Nandu." "VP." "What happened?" " There's ajoKer here." "So whatshouldwedo?" " Weshould change the bride." "It's notpossible?" " Then changethegroom." " Hey!" "If you can't changethegroom at least changegroom's name." "What?" "You want to change his name?" " Yes. - l will Kill you." "Ifyou don't change your boy's name hemay diesoon." "If you changehis name I will cut your head." "Then I am leaving." " Priest, you sitthere. I'll talk to them." "Brother, marriage is importantto us." "What difference does the nameon thecard makes to us?" "think about it once." " Priest,find a nicename.." "..and an auspicious dateas well." "Brother, you do something." "I don'tgetit." "Whatare you about to do, brother?" "What?" "ChandrasheKhar?" "That's great name, buddy." "Priest, Chandrashekhar weds Nandini." "How is it?" "It's superb." "There's no turning back forthis pair." "It's deal-show." " Brother, you areher lover." "He is a fool." "Then who is this Chandrashekhar?" "Loveris Chandu." "Lawyer Shekhar." "Chandrashekhar." " That's me." "Oh God!" "Here I fix the wedding date ofChandrasheKhar.." "..and Nandini on next Friday at 10:30 am." "Thegroom must bea fortunate guy his wedding date.." "..is fixed in Gods' presence." "I want to see him once, lord." "You havealready seen a lot." "The wedding cards areready." "Arethebetel leaves ready?" "Ready." "Ready." " Hello!" "You must acceptbetel leaves.." "..as a couple." " As a couple?" "Doctor." "Come here." "When I say couple it doesn'tmean another guy." "Call yourwife." " My wifeis notalive." "Shedied along ago." "I am extremely sorry." "Only a couplecan accept betel leaves." "Thereareonlymen in this house." "Now women here." "Onlymen here." " Priest, manageit somehow." "Don't irritateme." "Betel leaves can't beaccepted.." "..ifthereis no married couple." " But priest.." "You planned to get engagedto her." "That won't happen and this wedding will also nothappen." " SheKhar." "Who are you?" " My mom and dad." "How come you arehere?" " You left homeoneweeK ago.." "..and you didn't even call us." "What do you thinK of yourself?" "." "Brother, what are you doing here?" "Yes, you." " What's this, brother-in-law?" "Justbecause yourwife didn't cook brinjal currywell.." "..you left yourwife and Kids?" "Useless fellow!" "Who arethey, lord?" " Oh uncle!" "My mom and my dad." "Yoursister and your brother-in-law." "You can't recognize your own sister?" "Ever sincehis brother.." "..passed away his mind has stoppedworKing properly." "I don'tunderstand what is going on here." "They arethegroom Lord Rama's mother and father." "I see." "Now thepiacure is very clearto me." "Now look at my performance." "Brother-in-law." " Brother-in-law." "Happy Eid!" "Happy Eid!" "Happy Eid!" "Father, brother is getting married is a coupleofdays." "I will comeonceit's over." "You carry on." " Let's go." "Shekhar." "Your mom and dad are mom and dad for me too." "Theywill accept the betel leaves on mybehalf." "Pleasecome, father." "Superb timing." "Come and exchange the cards." "Exchanging ofthebetel leaves is over." "We shall go now." "Where will they go?" "They areliKemy nephew's parents." "Theywill stayhere till themarriageis over." "You go and preparesomenice dishes forthem." " Alright." "Priest, make them exchange the rings." "King and queen, come on, exchange the rings." "Hey, switch on the charging lightupstairs." " OK, brother." "I am Keeping the moneyin your pocket." "How much is it?" " 5,000 rupees." "You said you will pay 4,000?" " lt's alright." "Adjust abit." "OK." "OK." "Do tell meif there is any such job again." "Now you leave, or else they will Kill you." " OK, bye." "Nandu." "Hey, everyonecomehere." "Brother is puttingthering on bride's finger." "Uncle,whereis brother?" " Heputthering on herfinger.." "..just now." "Wherehas hegone?" "Hemust besomewherearound." " Hello, Dongaraju!" "It's not your nephew who putthering on this finger.." "..but mylover Chandu did it." "Chandu?" "When did he come?" "Hey, go and search him." "Go." "Hello!" "Hello!" "You shouldn'tbesearching my hero.." "..but you should be searching your zero." "Pratapa." "Veerapratapa." " Brother." " Whereare you?" "Hey, where is my Veerpratap?" "In LanKa." " Hey, search him." "Search him." "Whereare you all going?" " To Kill that Chandu." "Ifyou all go in one direacion like aherd hewill come.." "..from another direction and takebrother out ofthe village." "That's why go in four groups into four directions." "You will definitely get him somewhere.Just Kill him." "Go." "What's thematter, Bujji, you look so happy?" "Tell me." " l understood everything, brother." "What did you understand?" "As they say'divideand rule'.." "..you areplanning to divide and destroy everyone, right?" "Wow!" " You snatched his security and madehim alone.." "..and areplanning to marry that girl, right?" "You smart boy." "So you found out everything." "I understood everything clearly." "Bujji, made in Bheemavaram." " Wow!" "Leavethat aside, and thank you, Bujji." " Why?" "You helped me so much in this plan." " l helped you?" "I don'tKnow anything." "Bujji." " Here." " Hey, you area cunning fellow." "And what's myinvolvement in this?" "When did I help you?" "That's not the thing, Bujji." "What did you do.." "when the eleacricity went off?" "." "You asked me to bring down the chandelier. I broughtit down." "You asked meto tie it back again. I did it." " Right." "Ifthe guy on top Knows about it you aretheone.." "..hewill slay first and foremost, right?" " Theguy on top?" "Now what's therelation between bringing down.." "..thechandelier, tying it back and me?" "Sir." "Sir." "Sir." " What?" "Did you gethim?" "We got brother's shirt." " You gothis shirt?" "Something's written on it in red letters." "Read it." "Read it." "Brother, actually.." " You idiot." "You are also an illiterateliKe me." "Hey, can anyonehereread?" " l will read it. I will read it." "Hey, you idiot, you rogue.." "Brother, that namesounds great." "Why don't you change your name to that?" "Wecan do that later." "You continuereading." "You are the fattest man on this planet." " Hey, you.." "Brother, that's what is written here." "How did he Know that I am fat?" "." " You areright in front ofhim." "O God!" " Whereis he?" "Brother, hemust've seen you while exchangingtherings." "You don'tworry, brother." "You continuereading." "Hey, when I told you that I will marry Nandu.." "..on theday you fixed thewedding date.." "..whywould I Kidnap VP?" "Heis in your house." "Go, search him." "That's what is written here." " Hey, he's there at home." "Go and search him." "Brother!" " Whereis brother?" "He's there." "Why are you hitting me?" " lt's brother's photo." "But still it's brother, right?" "What happened?" "Did you get him?" "We searched everywhere." "He's nowhere." "Thatlover guy is giving us ahard time." "Each one of you can finish a sack full of grains." "But you can't catch him." "Hey, ifl don'tgethim I will Kill all of you." "Hey, who's that!" "Brother!" "What's thematter?" " l don't carehow much money.." "..is required, how many lives need to be taken.." "..buti wanthim." "I haveto Kill him." "Wherever he is I will drag him to this place.." "..and throw him at yourfeet." "First havesomewater." "I will slay him and drink his blood." "Go and search him." " O God!" "O God!" "Brother." " Yes." " Your days arenumbered." "Tell mewhat yourfinal wish is." " Oh!" "Hey, itseems as ifthat mad man won't takeit easy.." "..till he catches him. lfhe gets him firsthewill Kill him.." "..and then he will Kill me." "It's getting riskier for me." "Bujji,themorethe risk thegreat the fun." "It is fun for you." "But when wethinK ofwhat hewill do.." "..weareshivering with fear?" "Hey, I fold my hands.." "I fold myhands in front of you." "Hewill Kill us if wearecaught." "Please." "Will weget caught?" " We will definitelybecaught." "look how determined heis." "Beforehecatches us we should get caught." "Brother, I Know who that Chandu is." "Who is he?" "Where does helive?" "Who is he?" "Tell me." "It's me." "I am Nandu's lover." "I am theone who tied you to the chandelier." "And I am the one who will marry Nandu." "Yes, brother." "You will be happy only ifChandu dies." "I want your happiness." "Kill me, brother." " Stop!" "Hey,what's this!" "For me, formyhappiness.." "..you wantto sacrifice your life?" "You are the younger brother I never had." "Brother." " Brother." " Brother." "Brother, you are no ordinaryman." "You areno ordinary man." "O God!" "You areno ordinaryman." "You areno ordinary man." "Brother." "Brother." "You areGod, brother." "I will worship you all mylife." "Brother." "Brother." ""Yourbeautyis mind-blowing."" ""lt left me stunned."" ""Mylovehas reachedthe final stage."" ""l praylord only for you."" ""l am in love with scarf."" ""l am in lovewith your lips."" ""l am in lovewith everything about you."" ""Every now and then.." "Everynow andthen.."" ""Every now and then.." "Everynow andthen.."" ""..you steal.. you steal.." "you steal.."" ""..you steal my heart."" ""..and drive me crazy."" ""..you steal my heart."" ""..and drive me crazy."" ""Beauty." "Your beauty."" ""Beauty." "Beauty." "Beauty." "Beauty."" ""Yourbeautyis mind-blowing."" ""lt left me stunned."" ""Mylovehas reachedthe final stage."" ""l praylord only for you."" ""Cometo mequietly.."" ""..andtaKe me into arms."" ""l can'tstay apart from you."" ""l will Keep you in my arms forever."" ""Hug me." "Hug me." "Hug me." "Hug me."" ""And showermewith Kisses."" ""You are sweet." "You arehot." "You areterrific."" ""How can I Keep myself away from you?"" ""Every now and then.." "Everynow andthen.."" ""Every now and then.." "Everynow andthen.."" ""..you steal my heart."" ""..and drive me crazy."" ""..you steal my heart."" ""..and drive me crazy."" ""Wherever you will be, my dear.."" "".." "I won't be far away from you."" ""Whatever I will giveme, my dear.."" "".." "I will accept it with greatest joy."" ""l will conquerthe world foryou."" ""Comeand seemy strength, girl."" ""You havealready conquered me."" ""l havealready surrendered myselfin front of you."" ""Hitit!" "Hitit!" "Hitit!"" ""Every now and then.." "Everynow andthen.."" ""Every now and then.." "Everynow andthen.."" ""..you steal.. you steal.." "you steal.."" ""..you steal my heart."" ""..and drive me crazy."" ""..you steal my heart."" ""..and drive me crazy."" "Father!" "Father." "A Kid camehereand is making mymen disappear." "What are you all doing here?" "Hestartedthrashing us as soon as he returned from Dubai." "lfhe sees me now he is goingto Kill me." "Thegirl is in your hands." "If you wish you can marry her and also sleep with her." "Why did you wait till thewedding date?" "She is mylife, father." "Elder brother." " Yes, brother." "When is the wedding date?" " Tomorrow." "Hey!" "Ifwe wait till tomorrow hewill make my son Ravana.." "..and takeaway SitaliKe lord Rama?" "Theweddingwill take placetodayitself." "Hewill definitely cometo stop this wedding." "Go and look after the wedding arrangements." " Alright." "Hey, who is he?" "I didn't see him herebefore." "He's our lawyer, father." " Yes, sir. I am Appalaraju's nephew." "Oh!" "Why did myheart skip a beat?" "No one can harm." "Sri lankan Gods arethere with me." "Therearehundreds of goons all aroundthehouse.." "..and heis alonehere." "I wonder whathe will do." "Whatare you peeping at?" " l am dying with fear that.." "..that lover will be caught and VP will Kill me." "Hey, you have becomeso big, but your brain didn't develop." "look, I am so short, but becauseofthoseGods.." "..I am fully happy here and have got BP atall." "You too listen to meand give us your nationality prejudices.." "..and praytheGods Jayasuria and Muralitharan.." "..and you will behappy." " They are not Gods." "They arecricKet players." "Theseguys?" "He's that lover and he's his friend." "You call him lover again?" "You call him lover again?" "I'll hit you again.A lover can never beGod.." "..and a God can never be alover." " You idiot!" "When you said you Know about them I thought.." "..you reallyKnow about it." "So what do you Know about them?" "Whatl Know is.." "Comehere." "Disappear ifyou areGod." "If you are God appear again." "Run away. - l became uncle to Gods. I am blessed, lord." "So that's thematter." "O God!" "I thought this Appalaraju or Pappalaraju has a mind.." "..but I didn't Know that you are such a big fool." " Hey!" "Shutup!" "I will Kill you if you say a word." "Ifyou switch on and offthelights will you acceptanyoneas God?" "I will also comewith lights, takemeas God." "Listen, thereal story is.." "Ifyour lover is marrying him how will you marryher?" "I will Kill VP and marry her." " That's thestory." "Devotee, it's time to serveGod." "Come, devotee." "Please come, lord." " Foryourservicehere.." "..I will give you salvation in heaven." "Whatwill I do there, lord?" "You pleasecomehere." "You wantto serveme here?" " l will serve you here." "OKay." "Remove your hand." " Sorry." "Sorry." "Hey, don't touch thelord." "You idiot." "You rogue." "Hey, you arehitting me?" "It's a sin. - lt's a sin?" "It's a sin to hit you?" "It's a sin?" "Hey, you arehitting God?" "I will curse you." "O God!" "You will curseme?" " Yes. - l am scared." "O God!" "I am feeling scared." "I am scared. I am scared." "Hey!" "Hey, stop it!" "You will curse me?" "You will give boons?" "Sorry, I hit you." "You areGod?" "You areGod?" "I will tell VP about you and get you Killed." "I will tell him thetruth." " Whatwill you tell him, uncle?" "What will I tell him?" "I will tell him that you arenot alawyer.." "..but you are the lover." " Before you sayit.." "..he will Kill you." " Whywill he Kill me?" "Becausehow did weenter this place?" "By saying you arethenephew ofAppalaraju, M.A., L.L.B." "Imaginewhat will happen if you saythat, uncle." "Are you royally tyapped?" " Yes." "I was also trapped similarly a week ago." "Now it's yourturn." "That's why.. wecame to the wedding." " Cameto wedding." "Did someworK.." " Did some work.." "Hadwedding reception." " Had wedding reception." "And left." " And left." " Go." "Go." " Carry on." "Whatshall wedo now, sir?" " What's thereto do?" "Weshould jump from here." "Why did you stop, uncle?" "No one can harm a lucky man." "look there." "Don't crylooKing at me." ""This is no. 1 lorry."" ""This is myfirst trip."" ""My life is settled." "Mylife is settled."" ""My life is settled."" "Brother." "Brother." "Thelorryhas stopped." "Did we come to some village?" "You areagrown-up man." "Why are you scared?" "We arenot in Sri lanka anymore." "We came to Ayodhya." "Weare Ayodhya's lions now." "Get up." "Getup I say. I bang my thigh.." "Why did you stop, brother?" "Bang it, brother." "What's thematter, Pappala?" "Why did you get on that lorry?" "." " To escape.." " Shut up, idiot!" "That's not the thing, sir." "Chandu hit us hard.." "..andthrew us in thelorry, sir." " You saw Chandu?" "Yes, we did." " Hey,thesearethe only two guys who sawthat Chandu." "Takethem inside and guardthem well." "You shorty.." "What's this?" "Why are you following meliKe Hutch-dog?" "Brother asked us to follow you 24hours." " O God!" "Sit down.- "You lost thecoat and got aladle."" ""You lost theladleand gota gun."" ""lfhe loses the gun.." " Hewill get aphoto."" "O God!" "Sir, bringthebride." "His death will beso ruthless that even death will shudder." "Call him here." "Hehas already come." "Where is he?" " Why are you so eagerto see your death?" "What did you say?" "He is somewherearound." "Search him." "Search him." "Pappala." " O God!" "O God!" "Why did you shootupwards?" " l thought heis thereupstairs." "Heis notSri LanKan God that hewill bethereupstairs." "I thought thesameall these days and got fooled.." " Shut up!" "Hemust besomewherearound." "Search him well." "HeasKed you to search him and you arelooking at him?" "Go and search him there." " What!" "He is here and you areasKing me to search him there?" "O God!" "Whereis he here?" "Tell us." "Tell us." "Why are you hitting me?" "If you Keep on hitting me.." "..I will tell him thereal truth." " What's thereal truth?" "You aretheonly one who Knows the truth." "Bealert." " OK." "WeKnow thetruth." "Come, let's go and bealert." "Oh!" "He's nowhere, father." "Hey!" "Coward." "attacking from behind is notmanliness." "If you have guts comein front ofme." "Brother,we aregetting late fortheauspicious moment." "Firsthe will beKilled and onlywill I get married." "Hey, look there." "Comeon,take it." "Brother." "Brother." "Wegottheshirts." "Brother, Nandu weds Chandu." "Wedding in haifan hour." "Hey, you impotent man!" "If you areborn to onemother and one father come in front ofme." "Why do you get worried even when I am here, brother?" "Leavehis matterto me and havesomewater." "I want no water, nothing." "Moveaside." "Come on." "look there." "look there." "Brother." "Brother." "See this." "Nandu weds Chandu." "Wedding in fifteen minutes." "Hey!" "Stop, Veera!" "I will bring him out." "Before you tieher thethird nuptial Knothe will comeout." "Tieherthe sacredthread." "Auntie." "What?" "Heis a man?" "lfheis a man he shouldn't attack me from behind.." "..but heshould attack from the front." "Hey, VP, Chandu camein front of you.." "..every time you called him." " He came in front ofme?" "think back just once." "You mean SheKhar.." "Chandu plus SheKhar is equal to Chandrashekahr." "Here I fix the wedding date ofChandrasheKhar.." "..and Nandini on next Friday at 10:30 am." "Correct." "He is my husband." "Thegameis over." "Shall westart hunting?" "Great." "Great." "Till datel thought you need guts and strength.." "..to face me in Rayalaseema." "But you got the betterofus with tact." "Butnow you need strength and guts." "If you want her you need to fight with us." "Go and Kill him." "Brother, heis trying to make you aloneand hit you." "'Butthatwon't happen as long as I am alive." "You don't worry at all. I will bring goons from city." "You don't need to worry as long as your brotheris here, sister." "Veera!" "Hey, Veera!" "Veera, stop!" "Today I am going to Kill you." " Veera." " Comeon." "Stop." "Nandu is mind." "This problem is also mine." "Veera, Kill him." "Chandu." "Chandu." "Veera,take her away and tie her nuptial thread." "Hey!" "If anyone steps forward I will Kill her." "Chandu." "Chandu." "No." "Did your heart skip a beat?" "You weretalKing about strength, right?" "If you area man atleast tryto stay alive." "Go and try." "Veera." "Hey, son!" "Veera." "Get up." "Get up." "Get up." "Veera." "Veera." "Hello!" "is this police station?" "Heremybrother and his son fought for property and died." "Bring yourwhite van and take awaythedead bodies." "Listen, lawyer, the wedding date is nearing." "Go andtiethenuptial thread. I will take careofthings here." "Wearea team." "Hey!" "Hey, I beg you, pleaseleaveme." "How can lord Ram and Sitaget married in theabsenceof Hanuman?" "Come, Hanuman." "And the Ravan?" " ln LanKa." "Yes." "Come." "Come." ""Come, let's watch Lord Rama and Mother Sita's wedding."" ""Come, let's watch Lord Rama and Mother Sita's wedding."" ""lt's a sight to behold."" ""ltbrings fortuneto thosewho witness it."" ""lt's a sight to behold."" ""ltbrings fortuneto thosewho witness it."" ""Forthe devotees it is thepath to salvation."" ""Forthe devotees it is thepath to salvation."" ""lt's the greatest boon for your life."" ""Come, let's watch this wedding." 00"