"¶ On an outer space adventure" "¶ They got hit by cosmic rays" "¶ And the four were changed forever" "¶ In some most fantastic ways" "¶ No need to fear They're here" "¶ Just call the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four" " Don't need no more." " That's ungrammatical." "¶ Reed Richards is elastic" "¶ Sue can fade from sight" "¶ Johnny is the Human Torch" "¶ The Thing just loves to fight" "¶ Call the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four" "[¶ My Country 'Tis of Thee]" "[people shouting]" "[Thing] Wow." "This is the greatest little video game I ever seen." "[laughs] It's got the Skrulls invading the Earth." "Nothing to stop them creepy alien goofballs but yours truly." "Yours truly." "Mama Grimm's blue-eyed baby boy. [laughs]" " Hey." " Let me play with it a while." "Oh, yeah?" "In your dreams." "No, no." "I'm not letting that creep get away with zapping me." " It's my game, let me have it." " Yeah?" "You took the words right out of my mouth." "Flame on." "Back off, Mr. Heat Rash." "Hey, hey, hey." "Hold it, you two." "Put that sofa down." "Now, how many times do I have to tell you, no flame throwing around here?" " I'm using my shield." " [grunting]" "What is this thing, anyway?" "[Johnny] It's just a toy, sis." "I found it in the park." "It probably belongs to some poor kid." "[chuckling] Any kid who'd lose a game with me in it, deserves to lose it." "Give me that." "We don't have time for this now." "Reed wants us." "There's an important message coming in." "Probably Schwarzenegger begging me to be in his next movie." "[Reed] Ben, Sue, Johnny." "You're just in time." "Look, it's the president." "Ow!" "I owe you." "Dr. Richards, it's good to see you again." "Likewise, Mr. President." "Why didn't he tell us who it was?" "[both] Shh." "[all] Hello, Mr. President." "Just because I didn't vote for you don't mean I ain't behind you all the way, big guy." "[laughs]" "I appreciate that." "We have trouble in the North Atlantic." "Bay of Fundy, due east of Grand Harbor." "The Coast Guard has reported encounters with unknown creatures." "We suspect they could be under the control of the Sub-Mariner." "Prince Namor." "If that weasel is looking for trouble..." "If reports are true, this could be the beginning of a global catastrophe." "NASA has a satellite tracking station in that area." "Yes, and if anything happens to it, our entire surveillance system would be in danger." " We'll leave right away." " I knew I could count on you." "After all, like we say in Arkansas, you guys are stronger than garlic in a mustache." " Is he putting' us on?" " Quiet." "Oh, one more thing." "This operation must be secret." "No need to alarm the public." "Well, you know what that means." "[video game bleeping]" "Yeah." "I can't finish playing my game." "[speaking alien language]" "[continues in alien language] [laughing] [man] Hold it a second." "Excuse me for interrupting." "But since some viewers might not speak fluent Skrull, we'll use our mighty Marvel language converter to bring you up to speed." "Great work, Votan." "The Fantastic Four believe you were their president." "[laughing] That "garlic in the moustache" was a nice touch." "Just something I heard on a country- western radio station beaming up from Earth." "Now, with the Fantastic Four off on a pointless chase in the North Atlantic, we can get on with our plans." "Notify Admiral Kah on the mothership hiding behind the Earth's moon." "The Fantastic Four have taken the bait." "Commander Lyja, initiate Phase Beta." "Yes, Your Majesty." "Commence Beta." "[Lyja] Skrull Earth operatives will now assume the forms of the Fantastic Four, and commit criminal acts to discredit them." " [alarm sounding] - [shouting] [man] Help, it's the Thing." "He's gone crazy!" "[man] Excitement is high as the crowd awaits the arrival of the queen, and as Her Majesty gets out of the limousine, she begins to greet her admirers." "Oh!" "And there's Sue Storm Richards, one of the beloved Fantastic Four." "And... good grief!" "[man #2] She's stealing the queen's tiara!" "Sue Richards is a crook!" "[over PA] Clear taxi strip for takeoff." "Experimental jet now airborne." "[pilot] Something has me." "It's Mr. Fantastic and the Human Torch?" "Look out!" "Mayday, Mayday!" "[Clinton] And it is with a very heavy heart that I say we do not know why the Fantastic Four have become criminal menaces." "But they must be captured." "[Reed] Bay of Fundy, dead ahead." " This is the spot." " Everything looks okay." "Some emergency." "My Aunt Petunia could've handled this one." "Look." "[Sue] What are they?" "Well, they sure ain't chicken of the sea." "Strange, my cybernetic scope is not picking them up." "Now here we go again." "What's that supposed to mean?" "[Reed] They're not real." "They're some kind of holographic projection." "Johnny, take us down." "Activate underwater canopies." " [sonar pings]" " I'm getting sensor activity." "Getting warm... warmer." "There." "That's the image generator." "[Sue] But why would anyone want us to think those monsters are real?" "Okay, big brain." "You tell us." "[Reed] I'll know more once we get this back to the lab for analysis." "[Thing] Hey." "We got company." "[man] Ahoy, the Fantastic Four." "Ahoy, the Fantastic Four." "You are under arrest by order of the President of the United States." "Are they kidding?" "Come on." "Let's kick some butt." "No, we don't fight our own government." "We play this one by the book." "It is all going according to plan, Magnificence." "Bring up some more prisoners." "These are beginning to bore me." "Yes, soon we Skrulls shall grind the Earth beneath our heel." "And we won't have to battle the Fantastic Four." "Thanks to my brilliance, they have been neutralized by their own Army." "[laughing]" "[Kah] Now that the Fantastic Four are out of our way, may we proceed with our battle plan?" " Not yet." " What better time?" "The forces are gathered and our enemy suspects nothing." "Not yet." "Until my undercover agents report the Fantastic Four are truly out of action, we cannot launch the attack." "Is that clear?" "Yes, Your Majesty." "I have the most powerful invasión force of all and I'm compelled to wait on that imperial fool." "What do you suggest?" "Begin the countdown." "If word doesn't come from the emperor soon," "I'll launch the attack anyway." "Begin the countdown." "In less than 12 Earth hours, we shall dominate this planet, while the Fantastic Four remain helpless in prison. [laughing]" "[Reed] This bizarre chain of events was no accident." "It's time to take action." "Sue, Johnny, Ben, can you hear me?" " I've got you." " Loud and clear." "Yeah, I hear you." "But a fat lot of good it does me." "The president is convinced we've gone crazy and turned destructive." "[Sue] The way Ben behaved when they got us, who can blame him?" "[Ben] Oh, come on." "So I punched out a couple of stone walls, big deal." "[Johnny] Somebody framed us." "But who and why?" "I don't know, Johnny, but we have to get out of here and stop them." "I found my way out." "You three know what to do." "We'll rendezvous at Site Seven." "We must clear our names." "Hey, the Fantastic Four." "You think we can hold them?" "Are you kidding?" "This joint's escape proof." "[Reed] Sorry, I really must be going." "[guard] Jailbreak!" "Jailbreak, help!" "This should do the trick, I hope." "It's all right, the prisoner's still here." "[Sue] We're still missing Johnny." "[Reed] Don't worry, darling." "He's resourceful." " He'll find a way." " [buzzing]" "Flame on." "Seal the perimeter cells!" " [alarm sounds]" " They're playing my song." "[grunting]" " [alarm ringing] - [barking]" "[Reed] The alien generator." "The police didn't impound it." "They evidently didn't know what it was." "Watch." "It duplicates life forms." "Wow, that image generator is cool." "I bet it could knock out some fantastic babes." "Where did it come from?" "I'm not sure." "But this is the hallmark of some highly evolved alien culture." "If you're talking buggy-eyed monsters from outer space, why didn't you just say so?" "Whoever they are, they must have created exact replicas of each of us and sent them out to commit crimes." "[Reed] As easily as this." "Get out of here." "And they did this to get us out of the way." "But why?" " So, what happens next?" " Right, Stretch-o." "Come on, you're the leader." "Start leading." "This device came from outer space." " Do we have anything going out there?" " The Andromeda space shuttle." " It's being launched tonight." " That's it." "Here, put these on." "This is embarrassing." "People will think I'm covering a zit or something." "These are translingual patches I've developed." "They will translate any alien language we encounter by applying a molecular conversión isotope..." "[Thing] Hey." "Why do we have to fight anybody when you can talk them to death." "[Johnny] Look." "If I didn't know I was here, I'd swear that was me." "It's an alien form made to look like you." "Follow us, but stay out of sight." "Flame on." "[Reed] Now, to talk to the alien Torch." "Hello." "I thought you were going after the hospital." "We came to tell you that plans have changed." "Okay." "After I toast this rocket, I'll be right with you." "No." "We're not destroying anything else." "Your orders are to come with us." " Where'd you get this vehicle?" " It belongs to the real Four." "It ain't much to look at, but it gets the chicks." "We have to return to our checkpoint and report to high command." "Whatever you say." "Why are you keeping your phony forms?" " Uh, well..." " We were told to keep these identities until ordered to change." "Well, maybe I should too." "Give me the location of the checkpoint, and I'll punch it into the computer." "Thirty-seven degrees north latitude, 140 degrees west longitude." " But you should know that." " I forgot, so sue me." "We're alone, unarmed and heading into an alien power base." "Hey, if being a superhero was easy, any bozo could do it." "[Kah] I'm tired of waiting." "My troopers are at their peak." "If we don't go now, we'll lose our advantage." "Give the orders." "[over PA] Admiral Kah, you must not attack until I give the command." "The Fantastic Four have escaped." "My operatives will now launch a reign of terror and once the Four are executed for it, it will be safe to invade." "[alien Torch] There's the checkpoint." "My three comrades are there, but you..." "Comrades, we've been betrayed!" "Well, that's nothing to what you're going to be." "[Sue] Reed, he's changing into a... a creature." " Transform, comrades." " [growling]" "Johnny, get them." "Come here, Dino." "One for the money, two for the show." "Now you did it, you big, dumb schmo." "Start talking." "What's going on?" "[Reed] Based on what the Skrull told me, I'll pay a call on the mothership." "Alien ship approaching southeast quadrant." "[alarm sounding]" "Ah, it's Operative Kok Nal, the one who assumes the form of Mr. Fantastic." "Operative Kok Nal has returned, Magnificence." "Excellent." "I want his report." "And so, Your Majesty, we must not launch the attack." "What?" "Don't be ridiculous." "The Four are no longer a threat to us." "The Four are only the front line of defense." " Earth has much more powerful forces." " You have proof of this?" "Insert this in your holographic system." "What it shows is only the tip of the iceberg we're up against." "These hideous creatures could devastate our brave forces." "Reed's showing them scenes from old monster movies." "Yes, let's hope the Skrulls don't watch Saturday morning TV." "As you can see, Your Majesty, it would be suicide to go against such powers." " Imperial Guard." " [footsteps]" "Maybe they've seen the reruns." "Storm Trooper Votan?" "Yes, Your Highness." "I hereby present Operative Kok Nal with the Imperial Order of the All-Conquering Nakdal for meritorious service to the Crown." "[all] Nakdal!" "Please accept my personal Nakdal, operative." "Coming from you, commander, this is indeed a Nakdal to remember." "Operative Kok Nal, you will now return to Planet Skrull with the other three operatives from Earth." "I will debrief you, myself." " Uh-oh." " Now what?" "We're in deep doo-doo." "My emperor, I am afraid I cannot do as you ask." " What...?" " [all] What?" "Back on Earth, every trace of the Skrull invasión plan must be eradicated." "It is my duty to prevent retaliation from the Earth forces you witnessed." " Trooper Votan!" " Yes, Your Majesty?" "Give Kok Nal the ultimate High Grand award for bravery beyond Skrullness." "Yes, Your Highness." "And give him three more of those medals for the boys back on Earth." "Kok Nal?" "You're a skrull Skrull." "Thank you." "I must return to Earth now, to make certain I deserve these high tributes." "Farewell." "Call me." "Gee." "Plastic." "They are distracted." "Transform." "[bleating]" "Hey, the Skrulls!" "Gangway." "It's clobberin' time." "No need." "[Reed] My hypno-suggestion ray transmits orders that can't be resisted." "How do we know they'll stay that way?" "The hypno-ray told them they like being goats." "[all laughing]" "Soon as we get back, I'll contact the president and set him straight about what's happened." "[speaking alien language]" "Has the invasión started?" "Are we winning?" "Give me my game." " What do you mean, your game?" " Huh?" "I know just what to do with this." "Uh, here, son." "Uh, enjoy the game." "[alien language]" "What are you doing?" "Unhand me." "I am an officer of the Imperial Skrull Expeditionary Force." "I shall reduce your planet to ashes." "Do you hear me?" "Does anybody hear me?" "Hey!" "Put me down." "I will laser bomb your village...  [muttering]" "¶ There's Galactus looking hungry" "¶ And Doctor Doom is near" "¶ Here come the Skrulls invading" "¶ Do you run and hid in fear?" "¶ No way, no way No way" "¶ Just call the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four" " That's all, no more." " Now that's grammatical." "¶ Reed Richards is elastic" "¶ Sue can fade from sight" "¶ Johnny is the Human Torch" "¶ The Thing just loves to fight" "¶ Call the Four" "¶ Fantastic Four"