"Whoa!" "Ha." "I don't believe it!" "In all the universes, only one place looks like this!" "Not to mention smells like this." "Am I really home?" "Spider-Man is a menace!" "Jolly j." "Jonah!" "And this time, he's not a funny animal or a woman or a funny, animal woman!" "It's really him!" " Hey!" "Get off!" " I'm home!" "Ugh!" "Stop that, you wall-crawling weirdo!" "Sorry to kiss and run, J.J., but I've got Goblin-sized trouble!" "Ugh." "Wrist communicator musta got fried." "No time to go get S.H.I.E.L.D." "Gotta find Goblin." "Like right now." "Been chasing that pointy-eared freak through alternate worlds." "Sound weird?" "Gets weirder!" "I ran into six other versions of myself." "Some even knew my secret identity." "Aaawkward." "And now I'm back here." "Again..." "If Gobby beat me home, this is where he'd be." "There's the DNA he stole from the other Spideys." "But where's Goblin?" "We've only been gone a short while, yet it feels like a lifetime." "Don't you agree, Electro?" "You have what you want, Goblin!" "Now let me out!" "I'll consider it." "After I've gotten the serum." "Now be a good slave, and start the machine." "Ha." "This is me messing up Goblin's evil machine of evil." "Say, this is kinda fun." "Spider-Man!" "Stop!" "What do you think you're..." "Whoa!" "Aw, figures." "Anything fun always ends with something exploding." "Too late, Spider-Man." "Or should I say, Peter Parker?" "What?" "Yes, Peter." "I know it's you." "Peter Parker?" "Uh, who's that?" "I went to other worlds to bring back Spider-Man DNA." "And along the way, I brought back Spider-Man's identity." "It surprised me at first." "But the more I thought about it, the more it made sense." "It was obvious." "You and my son." "Always there." "Always in my way!" "So you figured out my identity." "Congrats." "But I've handled everything you've ever thrown at me, Gobby." "I can handle this, too." "But I'm no longer merely The Goblin." "Now I have the speed and power of multiple Spider-Men." " Ee-yah!" " Woah!" "Oh!" "Still not as fast as me... ow!" " Aww!" " Eeyah!" "It's exhilarating." "And a delight!" "Okay, that was fast." "Whoa!" "Aww... ugh!" "How can he be so happy?" "I'm never that happy and I'm Spider-Man!" "No quips or jokes?" "Where's your sense of humor, Peter?" "Don't worry, Gobby." "I'm laughing on the inside." "Whoa!" "Not good!" " Yah!" " Uh!" "Uh!" "A new little power courtesy of Spider-Man from the future!" "Huh?" "My serum has given me all your spider abilities." "And so much more!" "Uh, just perfect." "What other Spidey powers does he have now?" "Spidey sense!" "You're a chameleon, too?" "Thanks to your young Spider-Man friend." "Yo, Gobby!" "You wanted me to be funny?" "Cause I'm in a great mood now!" "Me and my moods." "Yahh!" "Yah!" "Peeee-Ter." "Come out, peeee-Ter." "How's your Aunt May, Peter?" "She seems like a nice woman." "With you out web-swinging, she's likely to get lonely." "How about if I pay her a visit?" "Keep her company?" "Leave her alone!" " That's the spirit!" " Ahh!" "Stay away from her!" "You hear me, you monster?" "What about your friends, Peter?" "Should I visit them too?" "I know where Harry Osborn lives, could you protect him as well?" "You wouldn't hurt your own son, Norman." "You love your son." "Norman?" "What are you talking about?" "I am The Goblin!" "Love?" "Love is a weakness." "Goblin has no weaknesses." "Because Goblin loves no one!" "Huh?" "What's this?" "You..." "Norman!" "What have you done?" "The serum continues to evolve me!" "I am even more powerful than I thought." "I am the Spider-Goblin!" "Wow." "That's gross." "Acid spit?" "Ugh, grosser!" "Uh!" "Ooh!" "Ow!" "What was that?" "Spider-Man!" "Am I glad to see you!" "Electro?" "Uh, kinda busy at the moment with, you know, stuff?" " What do you want?" " My freedom!" "And revenge on Goblin!" "Yaa..." "I'll get you out of there after we stop Goblin." "But first, you're going to fetch me some reinforcements!" "Whao!" " Whoa!" "Now." " Fine." "Hey, Gobby!" "Say cheese!" "Yaah!" "Uh oh." "Ah!" "You're a worse shot than you are a hero." "Not exactly." "Gobby, meet the Web Warriors!" "Spiders from other worlds?" "Here?" "What's more fun than one friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?" "How about seven!" "Seven Spideys." "Tell me there's a reasonable explanation for this?" "A pig in a Spider-Man costume wanted a reasonable explanation." "And it was the best day ever." "Look at this." "There can only be one spider." "And I am it!" "Just like I planned." "Nice job, Electro." "Betrayed?" "I'll see you suffer for this, Electro." "Hey, Web Warriors!" "You're probably wondering why I called you here today." "I think we can figure it out." "We have to stop that thing!" "Whoa!" "Watch out!" "The Goblin was monstrous before." "Now 'tis a beast beyond imagining!" "Spideys, team up!" "Watch yourselves!" "Aah!" "Don't let him tag you with his web and acid spit!" "Thanks for the tip." "Yeah, because I was totally considering letting him do that." " Oh!" " Aah!" "No matter how many of you there are," "I am bigger..." "Faster... and stronger!" "Look where you're going, old school!" " Watch it!" " You walked into my webline." "So you watch it!" "Hup" " Yup!" " The appetizer was nasty." " But the main course looks even worse!" " Ahh!" "I did what you told me." "I got you the other Spideys." "Now let me out!" "The deal was I'd let you out after we stop Goblin." "Uh oh." "Ohhh!" "Spider..." "Goblin!" "Huff and puff all you want, Goblin." "If we can't stop 'im, at least blind 'im!" "Yeah!" "Give Goblin the web special!" "Good call, Noir." "But that ain't gonna work a second time." " What's our plan?" " Running away, apparently." "We're not running away." "I have a plan, but we need more room to take down Goblin." "Spidey sense!" "Okay, Web Warriors!" "Let him have it!" "Yah!" " Nah!" " Uhh!" "Together now!" "Now pulleth!" "Spider..." "Goblin!" "Huh!" "Heh!" "Ho!" "Hey, ugly!" "Up here!" "Gah!" "Pork chop!" "Watch your step!" "Have at thee!" "There's a lotta electricity coming off of Goblin." "Ham!" "I got a plan!" "Say the word and we'll do it!" "I need you to grab Goblin and hold him down." "Electro, if Goblin used you to charge the serum, you can reverse the charge and de-ionize it!" "Alright, fine." "But keep the crystal off the ground." "I don't wanna get grounded." "Yeah yeah, safety first." "Make it happen." "What?" "Yeah." "He's down!" "We got him!" "Now what?" "You're on, Electro!" "We did it!" " Uh oh." " Finally." "I'm free!" "Free to score me a little revenge." "You're not gonna hurt him." "Oh, you're wrong, Spider-Man." "Cause I have the power of the Siege Perilous!" "The carrier!" "It's transforming." "Whoa!" "Oh no!" "Spider-Ham sandwich!" "Wha'?" "By Merlin, what sorcery is this?" "Good question." "We can discuss it after we're outside." "Everybody out!" "You were right, Spider-Man." "Maybe I don't have to fry Goblin now." "Maybe I'll fry you instead!" "Hope everyone's up for a fight, cause all of our worlds are at stake!" "I have the power of the Siege Perilous because of you." "So here's my way of saying thanks!" "Whoa!" "Wasting my time..." "Why am I trying to take you out..." "When I have the power to take out the entire world!" "This can't be over." "What's our next move, Spider-Man?" "Goblin knows I'm Peter Parker." "Electro has the power of the Siege Perilous." "I-I don't know what to do anymore." "Hey, Spidey!" "Snap out of it!" "Do you not remember what you did in our worlds?" "You made a difference." "It's time to do it again, but in the here and now." "But... but..." "But nothing!" "Thou art still Spider-Man!" "Not gonna let you cry "wee wee wee" all the way home." "You're right." "Spider-Man can't worry about himself." "Spider-Man has to think of others first." "Our next move?" "We drop Osborn off at the nearest hospital, then we do what Spideys do:" "We save the day." "Ever wonder why super villains always end up with a giant robot?" "No." "But it's always a good sign when you're going in the opposite direction of a screaming crowd." "Hyah!" "Tie it up and slow it down!" "Can't let him use this thing to fry the city!" "This better work, future me." "Couldn't leave well enough alone." "Now you get to fry!" "Ahh!" "Incoming!" "'Tis time to cleave our enemies in twain!" "Have at thee!" "Hiyah!" "Nice shot, for a ham." "100% pure ham." "Accept nothing less." "Hey, I've always wanted one of these!" "You think you're pretty funny, dontcha?" "I won't lie, I do crack myself up from time to time." "Well you won't be laughing when this thing self-destructs." "Say goodbye, New York!" "Courtesy of Electro!" "Self-destruct?" "If he set the Helicarrier engines to overload, we're looking at a complete meltdown." "Thy words make no sense, but from thy tone I hath reason to worry." "Worry and/or panic!" "Only a few minutes til critical mass." "I'll get inside that robot and deactivate the self-destruct." "Lemme do it." "There's a Heli-carrier in my world." "Layout should be the same as this one." "You go, Spider-Girl." "The rest of you." "We've got a robot to distract." "Keep him busy!" "From all sides!" "Yah!" "Uh!" "You can't handle the power, Electro." "It's overloading your mind!" "Think!" "If you take out the city, you'll be caught in it, too!" "Wrong, Spider-Man!" "I'm pure energy!" "When the robot blows up, I'll be long gone." "You on the other hand..." "Will just be gone forever!" "Forever?" "That's a long time!" "Old me would've had to take you one at a time." "The new me can be everywhere!" "Whoa!" "What are you doing here?" "Looking for a bathroom." "What do you think I'm doing here?" "I'm here to help." "Now hurry up!" "But is there a bathroom?" "You can't even touch me, Spider-Man." "And there's nothing you can do about it!" "Plenty I can do about it." "For example:" "Taser Webs!" "Yaah!" "Tasers?" "You're trying to shock a guy who has power over electricity?" "Not exactly." "Yaah!" "When I use my taser Webs, it activates my insulated gloves." "Electricity can't get through them." "Allow me to demonstrate." "Lights out, Electro!" "You said if you ever get grounded, your powers get discharged." "Let's test that theory!" "No!" "We couldn't stop the self-destruct." "So we did the next best thing." "Ha ha!" "Yeah!" "Siege Perilous had a little bit of juice left." "Enough to get all of you home." "Thank you." "For saving my world." "Thank you, Spider-Man." "For all you did for us." "For making us believe." "For making us better Spideys." "Yeah!" "What they said." "Fare thee well." "We Spideys may be amazing, spectacular and hamtastic." "But you?" "You're the ultimate Spider-Man." "That was some pig." "Doctor says dad suffered complete memory loss." "Whatever happened to him in the past few years, he can't remember." "We don't know if it'll ever come back." "Do you realize what this means?" "The Goblin is gone." "Forever." "My best friend gets his dad back." "And my identity is safe." "Ha." "So much win!" "Way more than what I'm used to." "Harry." "Peter." "It was nice of you to come." "You're a good son, Harry." "Yes." "A good son." "The Siege Perilous is safe." "Electro's in custody." "Goblin's helcarrier is space junk." "Norman Osborn doesn't remember being Goblin." "And all the other Spideys are back home." "Other Spideys?" "One Spider-Man is enough to handle." "But seven sounds like a recurring nightmare I've been having." "It's weird, but seeing different me's, it reminded me of who I am." "My life." "And my legacy." "I don't know, it's hard to explain." "What's to explain?" "Makes perfect sense to me." "Good job out there, Spider-Man." "Different worlds, different Spideys, but one constant." "No matter where, no matter when, Spider-Man matters."