"Wherevergood isthreatened, heroesrise tothechallenge andalways savetheday." "Exceptwhentheydon 't." "Andthat'swhen Igoto work." "Izapintodimensions everyday." "It'smyjob tobeahero, savetheworld, andmakethingsright." "KungFumoles, rescuetrolls, puncha zombie, scorea goal!" "I'ma robot,I'marabbit, I'ma knight!" "♪ Stretching, swinging, spying ♪" "♪ Flying, flipping, monster-kicking ♪" "BooneandSashi alwaysstickingby my side!" "Novillain'sgonnastop..." "PennZero:" "Part-TimeHero!" "PennZero:" "Part-TimeHero!" "PennZero:" "Part-TimeHero!" "PennZer--aaugh!" "This free car wash was a great idea." "I love giving away things for free." "Does that mean you'll also give me back my ancestral mansion which I was forced to sell you when I fell on hard times?" "Not today." "( groans )" "Okay, Boone, I am really jazzed about this plan to soak Rippen." "So jazzed that I keep saying jazzed, even though I don't like the word jazzed." "You sure that bucket contraption of yours is gonna work?" " Absolutely, Jazz Man." " Please don't call me that." "Consider it done, Jazz Man." "Meet the bucket backpack." "Maybe we call it the buck pack." "No, wait, the back..." "No!" "Ha!" "Larry, did you see that?" "Too bad Boone isn't the hero of the group." "Even you could beat him." "The bucket backpack." "Another terrible idea courtesy of Boone Incorporated." "Well, at least Rippen still got soaked, thanks to Larry." "Or should I call him Rippen's Boone?" "Oh, man, claws back in." "Whoa!" "A dimension that looks like my grandma's garage?" "Penn, Sashi?" "Hey, music box." "Boone, it's me." "Lookin' good, Sash." "You make gears and old-timey stuff work." "Save it." "This is the city of Retrofuturopolis." "You are a wise inventor, and I am your trusty mechani-brain engine." "You have to build an automaton." "Your automaton must win a boxing match against an evil automaton created by an evil inventor." "If the evil automaton wins, it'll be mass produced into an evil army that'll take over the world." "Fun." "Where's Penn?" "He's the automaton you have to build." "What?" "!" "That's a crazy twist." "Celebratory salutations, master inventor." "It is I, Mayor Direginald Hindenburg." "I say, we're a wee bit short on automaton assembly work space." "Would you mind terribly if your rival builds the opponent for your upcoming grudge match right here by your side?" "Oh, I thought not." "Cheerio." "I'm off." "Oh, look at me." "I'm flying." "I'm flying." "I have a balloon as part of my body." "Boone, you can't let a villain work..." " ( voice distorts, slows down, stops )" " What was that, Sashi?" "Man, it's pretty lonely here since I haven't built Rippen yet." "I know." "It's so quiet without the Jazz Man." "That's what Penn makes me call him." "Maybe it's good that it's quiet." "We need to focus on building these robots." "Yep." "Time to focus." "Did you ever notice, in movies, whenever someone gets fired, they always walk out with a plant, but you never see them walk in with a plant?" "That's why I always bring a plant when I start a new job." "Oh, I brought one for you, too." "Thank you." "You know, Penn has never once brought me a plant." "And believe me, I've been hinting." "Rippen has never once thanked me for a plant." "I think it comes from insecurity." "Sometimes he's so insecure, he even acts like I'm annoying him." "Oh, I know." "Penn can be like that, too, even if I'm doing something totally reasonable like selling his stuff online." "Rippen hates when I sell his stuff online, too." "( both laughing )" "♪ If you're somebody odd, kind of cuddly ♪" "♪ Fond of juggling cogs ♪" "♪ Told off when your mind's gone wandering off ♪" "♪ You never need to try to be someone you're not ♪" "♪ A true friend knows all there is about you ♪" "♪ They won't judge you, they won't doubt you ♪" "♪ They're here to sing you the silliest songs ♪" "♪ They're here to giggle when it all goes wrong ♪" "♪ They'll go on tour with you, never keep score with you ♪" "♪ Explore, reward, even more, they'll applaud you ♪" "♪ If you ever wonder whether someone adores you ♪" "♪ Everybody's somebody's someone important ♪" "♪ We all need a buddy to admire ♪" "♪ Who'll drive the steamship even if it's on fire ♪" "♪ We all need a pal, a mate, a trouper ♪" "♪ Just one friend makes it super duper ♪" "♪ Sometimes we all need a friend ♪" "♪ On every adventure, there till the end ♪" "♪ To them, you're a winner even when you're a loser ♪" "♪ Just one friend makes it super ♪" "Why do they call it Finland?" "It sounds like a country for fish." "But fish don't live on land, so shouldn't it be Finwater?" "You're right." "Rippen is so wrong about you being a bumbling dimwit." "Yeah." "Penn should take you more seriously, too." "You know what he called you today?" "Rippen's Boone." "Ouch. ( laughs )" "If I let you beat me," "Rippen would never let me live it down." "Yeah." "Same here, but with Penn." "( laughter )" "( mechanized crowing )" "MAN: ...splendid floating automaton boxing arena." "Gentle fellows, let the automaton unveiling commence." " My goodness!" " Bad show." "Tell me these aren't the real automatons." "Hi, guys." "You have no idea how weird it was not being built." "Pretty sweet, huh?" "I built you." "Uh..." "Oh, great." "Then I should work about as well as the buck pack." "( coughing ) Why did you design me to cough?" "I know." "It's more realistic, huh?" "Whichever combatant is the first to separate the other from his head, wins." "Automatons, commence pugilism." "This must be some sick witticism." "( bell rings )" "( bell rings )" "And that conclusionates the round." " Dreadful." " Ghastly." "Paper shields?" "Really?" "I don't know what gets into me." "I was all, like, paper shields will be totally confusing to Rippen, giving the Jazz Man the advantage he needs to win." "So stupid." "No." "Look, I was out of line, buddy." "Truth is, I couldn't win these missions without you." "I need all your weird ideas that no one else would ever think of, and I need them now more than ever." "You got it, Penn." "Thanks, Boone." "( music playing )" "Ladies and gentlemen, seconds out, round three." "( bell rings )" "♪ At the sound of the fanfare, a crash and a bang ♪" "♪ A smash and a bash, an attack and a clang ♪" "♪ The type of bout that you've got to love ♪" "♪ Nothing finer than robots in boxing gloves ♪" "♪ Bopping 'em, knocking 'em, Drop to the canvas ♪" "♪ Popping and locking and stop for the cameras ♪" "♪ Hop on roboting, top hat for fighting ♪" "♪ It's a bit tricky to topple a tyrant ♪" "♪ Not really violent, boxing siren ♪" "♪ Pistons with rockets inside 'em ♪" "♪ Incredibly fun, run, gentlemen, run ♪" "♪ Give a tip of the hat, my respect to your mum ♪" "♪ Break it down, build it back up now ♪" "♪ Down for the count, yeah, we're living it up ♪" "♪ Break it down, build it back up now ♪" "♪ Down for the count, yeah, we're living it up ♪" "♪ Back on your feet, no time for a breather ♪" "♪ Your opponent won't tire, and you shouldn't either ♪" "♪ Or eye-ther, besides, he's charged up his suit ♪" "♪ Electric eel power, the inhuman brute ♪" "♪ One wielded a cannon, firing a kitten ♪" "♪ Don't get distracted, get back on your mission ♪" "♪ Robotic tussles, mechanical muscles ♪" "♪ Clash until the backdrop collapses to rubble ♪" "♪ And you can't make "pass go" ♪" "♪ Until you flick the switch into break dance mode ♪" "♪ Windmill kicks, block-rocking beats ♪" "♪ Things explode, both are knocked off their feet ♪" "♪ The finest bout that this mayor's ever seen ♪" "♪ Double KO, please clear up the scene ♪" "( bell rings )" "♪ Break it down, build it back up now ♪" "♪ Down for the count, yeah, we're living it up ♪" "Uh, Boone, this looks like a croissant." "That's French for boomerang." "Sounds good." "Take zis." "A mop, Larry?" "So you can mop the floor with him." "Whatever." "Despite Larry's absolutely terrible work," "I'm still going to defeat you." "( laughing )" "It's time to win, Penn." "In the clock." "And set the hands to 3:00." "Okay, I'm gonna trust Boone." " Exploding mop device activated." " What?" "Top Hat Bot wins." "Larry, why didn't you tell me it was an exploding mop?" "You didn't ask." "I didn't ask." "Unomasdirigibleride?" "See ya later, Larry's Penn."