""LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"" ""HERE IN DUCKBURG"" ""RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"" ""IT'S A DUCK BLUR"" ""MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"" ""OR REWRITE HISTORY"" ""DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""D-D-D-DANGER"" ""WATCH BEHIND YOU"" ""THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"" ""WHAT TO DO?" "JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""NOT PONYTAILS"" ""OR COTTONTAILS"" ""NO, DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" "DO WE HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN, MRS. BEAKLEY?" "YEAH." "WE JUST WENT TO SCHOOL LAST YEAR." "NOW, BOYS, YOU HAD A WHOLE SUMMER OFF." "TIME TO START 5th GRADE." "BUBBA FIND CLUBBA." "BUBBA, YOU WON'T NEED YOUR CLUB AT SCHOOL." "YOU'LL DISCOVER OTHER KINDS OF CLUBS THERE..." "THERE'S PEP CLUB, DRAMA CLUB," "WOODWORKING CLUB." "CLUB CLUB." "THERE YOU ARE, MY DARLINGS." "LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL?" "YES, UNCLE SCROOGE." "BUBBA BE GOOD STUDENT." "I'M SURE YOU WILL, LAD." "YOU'LL MEET LOTS OF PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM YOURSELF." "JUST BE PATIENCE WITH THEM" "AND I'M SURE YOU'LL GET ALONG." "GO SCHOOL." "GO SCHOOL." "IT'S GOING TO BE SO PEACEFUL WITH THEM GONE ALL DAY." "[ BUZZING ]" "WHAT IS THAT?" "!" "LOOK!" "WHAT ARE THEY DOING OVER THERE?" "!" "OOOH!" "WHAT IN THE WORLD..." "OH, HOW TACKY!" "THIS WAS THE HANDSOMEST YARD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD." "NOW LOOK AT IT..." "INSTANT EYESORE." "WELL, MELT MY BUTTER." "SCROOGE McDUCK, HOW FABULOUS." "I'M COOKIE AND THIS IS MY SWEET LITTLE PICKLES." "I'VE SEEN YOU ON TV" "AND IN THE DUCKBURG INQUIRER." "AND NOW YOU'RE OUR NEIGHBOR." "COME ON AND MEET MY HUBBY." "HONEY, GET OVER HERE." "LOOK WHO'S COME VISITING." "WELL, SCROOGE McDUCK." "HOW'RE YOU DOING, FELLA?" "TYLIE BLUFF." "WHAT AN HONOR TO SHAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE." "ARE YOU MY NEW NEIGHBOR?" "GUILTY AS CHARGED." "WE NEVER DREAMED WE'D LIVE NEXT DOOR" "TO SOMEONE WITH POCKETS AS DEEP AS YOURS," "BUT THEN WE JUST GOT LUCKY." "YEAH, WE BOUGHT THIS LOTTERY TICKET AND POOF..." "TEN MILLION FROG SKINS FELL IN OUR LAP." "YOU WON $10,000,000 GAMBLING?" "YOU DID NOT WORK FOR IT?" "JUST STOPPED AT THE MINI-MART AND GRABBED ME A LOTTERY TICKET." "AND WAIT TILL YOU HEAR HOW WE'RE GONNA FIX UP THIS PLACE." "IT'S GONNA BE SLICKER THAN A GREASED PIG." "WHY ARE YOU CUTTING DOWN ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL TREES?" "LET ME SHOW YOU." "AIN'T HE CUTE?" "JUST LIKE A BIG KID." "THE TREES GOTTA GO" "'CAUSE I'M PUTTING IN MY MINI RACING TRACK." "A WHAT?" "!" "OH, MR. McDUCK!" "THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH FOR HIM." "I GUESS HAVING NEIGHBORS LIKE US IS JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE." "I BETTER GET MR. McDUCK AWAY FROM ALL THIS EXCITEMENT." "EXCUSE US." "C'MON BACK NOW, YA HEAR?" "MR. McDUCK, WAKE UP." "WAKE UP." "OH, THERE'S NO HOME LIKE THIS." "THERE'S NO HOME LIKE THIS." "WAS I SLEEPING?" "WAS IT A BAD DREAM?" "I'M AFRAID NOT, MR. McDUCK." "THIS IS WORSE THAN HAVING THE BEAGLE BOYS NEXT DOOR." "CALL A CONTRACTOR TO FIX THIS WALL." "AND WHILE HE'S AT IT, BUILD IT TWO FEET TALLER." "RIGHT..." "LEFT..." "RIGHT..." "AND OPEN." "BUBBA, IT'S NOT HARD." "YOU TRY IT." "WELL, YEAH, THAT WORKS TOO." "I HOPE BUBBA DOES BETTER IN GYM CLASS" "THAN HE DID OPENING LOCKERS." "COME ON, CAVE DUCK." "LET'S SEE IF YOUR SLOW BALL IS AS SLOW AS YOUR BRAIN." "BUBBA NOT SLOW." "WOW!" "WHAT A FAST BALL!" "NOBODY'S EVER GOTTEN A STRIKE AGAINST WHIZZER BEFORE." "BUBBA DO GOOD?" "ALL RIGHT, I DARE YOU TO DO THAT TO ME TWICE." "UH-OH." "LOOK AT ME." "LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" "BUBBA SORRY." "I'M SO EMBARRASSED." "BUBBA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "BUBBA FI-YI-YI-YIII." "HEY!" "BUBBA, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?" "DID THAT BASEBALL SCRAMBLE YOUR BRAINS?" "BUBBA CLUBBA!" "BUBBA CLUBBA!" "GET GIRL." "YOU MEAN YOU LIKE HER?" "UUH!" "YOU'RE MUSHING OUT." "I DON'T GET IT." "IF HE LIKES HER, WHY DOES HE WANT TO CLUB HER?" "'CAUSE CAVE DUCKS CLUB THEIR GIRLFRIENDS" "AND DRAG THEM BACK TO THEIR CAVES." "BUBBA, WE DON'T DO THAT STUFF ANYMORE." "IF YOU LIKE HER, DO SOMETHING NICE..." "LIKE GIVE HER FLOWERS." "FLOWERS?" "OOH!" "HE'S GONNA NEED A LOT OF HELP." "MRS. BEAKLEY MADE YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH, SIR..." "SCOTTISH HAGGIS." "GOOD." "I NEED SOMETHING DELIGHTFUL" "TO TAKE MY MIND OFF THOSE VILE NEIGHBORS." "[ COUGHING ]" "EGADS, WHAT A STINK!" "WHAT ARE THEY BURNING OVER THERE?" "OLD RAINCOATS?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "!" "HEY, NEIGHBORS." "AIN'T MY NEW BAR-B-QUE PIT SPLENDIFFEROUS?" "I CAN ROAST A WHOLE HERD OF COWS ON THIS SUCKER." "WHAT'S THAT SLOP?" "MY GRANDIFFEROUS BAR-B-QUE SAUCE." "IT'S GOT GARLIC, HORSERADISH, SAUERKRAUT," "AND JUST A DASH OF RUBBER CEMENT" "TO MAKE IT STICK TO YOUR RIBS." "I TELL YA, THIS NEW PIT'S SO GREAT," "I EXPECT I'LL USE IT EVERY DAY." "VERY GOOD, SIR." "YOU SHOWED THE RESTRAINT OF A SAINT." "THANKS." "CALL SOMEONE ABOUT ODOR-PROOFING THE HOUSE." "AND LET'S ADD FIVE FEET TO THAT NEW WALL." "DO YOU SEE HER?" "THERE!" "OH, I MET HER IN GYM CLASS." "HER NAME'S JULIE." "OH, JULIE." "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, BUBBA." "SHE'S ALL ALONE." "GO JOIN HER FOR LUNCH." "YEAH, BUBBA GO." "HELLO." "ME BUBBA." "SIT HERE?" "OH, OK." "JULIE WANT RED STUFF?" "OH, MY BLOUSE!" "OH, BUBBA SORRY." "BUBBA FIX." "HA HA HA HA!" "BUBBA FLUBBA AGAIN." "OK, SO YOUR TABLE MANNERS DIDN'T WIN HER OVER," "BUT YOU GOT ART CLASS NEXT, RIGHT?" "RIGHT." "WELL, PAINT A PICTURE OF JULIE." "SHE'LL BE FLATTERED." "JULIE, LOOK!" "THIS YOU." "AHHH, HOW COULD YOU?" "JULIE!" "COME BACK!" "I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME," "BUT YOU CAN JUST CUT IT OUT!" "BUBBA NOT MAKE FUN, JULIE." "OH SURE, AFTER YOU DREW THAT UGLY PICTURE" "AND KNOCKED ME IN THE MUD" "AND THREW FOOD ON ME." "JUST CAUSE I'M A NEW KID IN SCHOOL" "DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME." "BUBBA NEW TOO." "WHAT?" "WELL THEN, WHY'D YOU DO ALL THOSE THINGS TO ME?" "WANT YOU LIKE BUBBA." "BUT BUBBA DUMB." "OH, YOU'RE NOT DUMB." "REALLY?" "YOU LIKE BUBBA?" "WELL, LET'S FIND OUT." "LET'S GO BACK TO ART CLASS AND I'LL PAINT YOUR PICTURE." "I'VE GOT TO FORGET ABOUT THOSE BLUFFS," "AND GET MY MIND BACK ON BUSINESS." "AHHHH!" "WHAT IS IT, SIR?" "HAVE ALL THE WINDOWS FACING THE BLUFF'S HOME BRICKED UP." "AND MAKE THAT NEW WALL TEN FEET TALLER!" "YES, SIR." "AND MAY I SAY I'M MOST IMPRESSED" "WITH HOW CALMLY YOU'VE DEALT WITH THE NEW NEIGHBORS." "THANKS." "WHAT?" "!" "WHY THOSE..." "I'M GOING TO SHOW THAT BLUFF" "THE UNDERSIDE OF THE WELCOME WAGON!" "BLUFF, I'VE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT WHILE YOU RUINED MY GARDEN," "MY AIR, AND MY VIEW." "BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH!" "WELL, WHAT SHUCKED YOUR CORN BEFORE THE HARVEST?" "I GOT A LETTER FROM THE REAL ESTATE BROKER." "HE SAYS THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOU'VE DONE TO YOUR HOUSE" "HAVE DROPPED THE VALUE OF MY HOUSE" "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" "AFTER ALL WE DID TO MAKE THIS EYESORE A GLITTER PALACE?" "IT'S A FRONT YARD FREAK SHOW." "PUT EVERYTHING BACK!" "THE TREES AND THE LAWN" "AND COVER UP THAT CRUMMY PAINT JOB!" "ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A SHUCK ON THE SNOOT?" "THANKS FOR CARRYING MY BOOKS HOME." "BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THEM OUT OF MY LOCKER." "OH, NO!" "DADDY'S IN A FIGHT." "GET YOUR CLOD KNOCKERS OFF MY PROPERTY." "YOU CAN'T TELL US HOW TO LIVE." "YOU'RE AIMING FOR A BUSTERFICATION." "DADDY, WHAT'S WRONG?" "SCOOGE, BUBBA CLOBBER BAD MAN?" "STAY OUT OF THIS." " STAY OUT OF THIS." "IS HE YOUR KID?" "IS SHE YOUR KID?" "STAY AWAY FROM HIM." "STAY AWAY FROM HER." "BYE, BUBBA." "JULIE." "HOW CAN WE GET BACK AT THOSE PEOPLE?" "WE COULD BOMBARD THEM WITH WATER BALLOONS FILLED WITH PAINT." "OR DETOUR CITY BUSES THROUGH THEIR BACKYARD." "OR DUMP A FEW THOUSAND FLEAS DOWN THEIR CHIMNEY." "GEE, I NEVER KNEW WELCOMING NEW NEIGHBORS" "COULD BE SO MUCH FUN." "RIGHT, BUBBA?" "HEY, WHERE'S BUBBA?" "GOLLY, BUBBA, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "PARTY FOR JULIE." "HEY, IT'S A COSTUME PARTY." "SAY, BUBBA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE JULIE TONIGHT?" "COUSIN WILFORD, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT." "HOLD IT." "WHO'RE YOU?" "AH, COUSIN BRUISER." "I DON'T RECALL YOU." "MUST BE A RUNT FROM COOKIE'S SIDE OF THE LITTER." "GO ON IN AND HAVE YOURSELF A ROOTIN' TOOTIN' GOOD TIME." "WHERE'S JULIE?" "OOOH!" "SORRY." "YAAAA!" "YAAAAA!" "BUBBA?" "SORRY." "JULIE!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "BUBBA MISS JULIE." "OH, I MISSED YOU TOO." "IT'S JUST NO FUN HAVING TO SNEAK TO SEE EACH OTHER." "I'M GONNA TELL MY DADDY IT'S TIME" "HE MADE UP TO YOUR UNCLE SCROOGE." "DADDY, CAN WE TALK?" "IN A MINUTE, DARLING." "HEY, WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?" "TURN UP THE VOLUME." "THAT'S THE WAY WE'RE PLAYING IT, EH, BLUFF?" "THIS MEANS SCOTTISH WARFARE." "[ BAGPIPES PLAYING ]" "EXCUSE ME, FOLKS." "LOUDER, SIR." "mcduck, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "GIVING YOU A BIT OF TIT FOR TAT." "OH YEAH?" "I DIDN'T START THIS, McDUCK," "BUT I'M GONNA FINISH IT." "SWALLOW THIS, McDUCK." "THIS IS WAR, BLUFF!" "WHATEVER IT TAKES, I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD." "OH, YEAH?" "WELL, BEFORE I'M THROUGH," "YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO MOVE TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET." "THAT'S STILL NOT FAR ENOUGH AWAY." "OH, BUBBA, OUR FAMILIES ARE NEVER GONNA MAKE PEACE NOW." "WELCOME HOME, MR. McDUCK." "I TRUST YOU HAD A PLEASANT STAY IN JAIL, SIR." "COME ON, KIDS." "WE HAVE WAR PLANS TO MAKE." "YEA!" "WAIT FOR SERGEANT BEAKLEY." "DADDY, PLEASE DON'T SO THIS." "YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER, PRINCESS." "THIS IS HOW GROWNUPS SOLVE PROBLEMS." "YAAAA!" "COME OVER TO SURRENDER, McDUCK?" "NOT QUITE." "LOOK." "HEY!" "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" "YES THEY CAN." "THE DUCKBURG CITY PLANNER" "HAS DECLARED YOUR FRONT YARD A DISASTER AREA." "HAVE A NICE DAY, NEIGHBOR." "TODAY I THINK I'LL SWIM IN THE POOL" "RATHER THAN THE MONEY BIN, DUCKWORTH." "SWIMMING IN WATER." "OH, DEAR." "WHAT WILL YOU DUCKS THINK OF NEXT?" "YAOOO!" "WHO FILLED ME POOL WITH THOSE CANTANKEROUS CRUSTACEANS?" "ONE GUESS, SIR." "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE COST." "I'LL SPEND WHATEVER IT TAKES" "TO SPITE OLD McDUCK." "AAAAAH!" "WHAT'S THE MATTER, COOKIE?" "THAT!" "THAT MAKES MY BACON SIZZLE." "WHAT?" "THAT McDUCK COULD BE SO CRUEL?" "NO." "THAT I DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST." "NOW FOR A PEACEFUL EVENING." "THIS CARNIVAL OUGHT TO GRATE WHATEVER NERVES McDUCK HAS LEFT." "WHAT THE..." "FIRE STINK BOMBS!" "OK, McDUCK, YOU ASKED FOR IT." "MORE PAINT BOMBS." "FIRE!" "BUBBA?" "UH-HUH." "OUR FAMILIES HAVE BOTH GONE CRAZY." "WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING." "YEAH." "MAKE 'EM BE NICE." "NO." "LET'S LEAVE A NOTE AND THEN RUN AWAY TOGETHER." "ALL RIGHT!" "BUT, GRAMMY, LISTEN." "BUBBA..." "IT COST ME $250 TO GET OUT OF JAIL THIS TIME." "THAT BLUFF'S COSTING ME A FORTUNE." "WHAT'S THIS?" ""DEAR SCOOGE, BUBBA GO BYE-BYE WITH JULIE." "DON'T WORRY." "BE HAPPY."" "IT'S SIGNED BUBBA AND JULIE." "mcduck, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" "MY FAULT?" "YOUR KID TALKED MY BUBBA" "INTO SOME CRAZY STUNT." "WHO STARTED THIS FEUD, HUH?" "YOU DID BY MOVING IN NEXT DOOR." "QUIET!" "WE CAN DECIDE WHO'S TO BLAME LATER." "THE IMPORTANT THING NOW IS TO FIND THE CHILDREN." "BUT WHERE DO WE START LOOKING?" "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU." "I SAW THEM SNEAKING INTO THE CARNIVAL." "COME ON." "THIS FUN." "YEAH." "IT IS." "I JUST HOPE OUR RUNNING AWAY" "MAKES OUR FAMILIES FORGET ABOUT THEIR STUPID FIGHT." "AAAH!" "THEY MUST BE IN THAT BOOTH." "THEY FOUND US ALREADY." "MAKE GETAWAY." "JULIE, COME BACK HERE." "NEED GETAWAY CAR." "BUBBA, NO!" "DON'T WORRY, PRINCESS." "DADDY'S A-COMING." "NO." "SCOOGE IS COMING." "I MEAN, SCROOGE." "I'LL SAVE YOU KIDS." "KIDS?" "SCOOGE." "WHICH ONE'S THE BRAKE?" "PULL 'EM ALL." "HEY!" "WHATCHA DO?" "THEY'RE GONNA CRASH!" "OH, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW..." "IT'S THE ONE THAT'S STUCK." "PULL!" "PULL!" "DADDY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "I'M FINE, PRINCESS," "BUT WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY FROM HOME?" "THAT WAS VERY CHILDISH." "OH, RIGHT." "I GUESS WE SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME" "AND ACTED GROWNUP LIKE YOU AND MR. McDUCK." "SHE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW." "WE'VE BEHAVED TERRIBLY." "YEAH, LIKE TWO HOGS FIGHTING OVER THE TROUGH." "TRUCE, NEIGHBOR?" "TRUCE." "BUBBA DO GOOD?" "BUBBA DO REAL GOOD." "WHAT HAPPENING?" "OH, BUBBA, WE'RE MOVING BACK TO OUR OLD HOUSE." "WHY JULIE LEAVE?" "DADDY SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON THE FEUD" "THAT WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LIVE HERE ANYMORE." "DON'T BE SAD." "I'LL STILL SEE YOU EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL." "THAT'S MY FOLKS." "I GOTTA GO." "JULIE." "GIFT." "OH, YOU MELT MY BUTTER." "NEIGHBORS GO BYE-BYE." "I KNOW, AND LOOK WHAT THEY LEFT AS A GOING-AWAY PRESENT."