"This is the Papaver Orientale ... the Poppy." "A plant that blooms every other year." "It has long, saw-toothed, oval shaped leaves   and scarlet or purple flowers." "When a poppy turns ripe,   a white resin like substance gushes out,   which, upon contact with the air, turns black." "This is the raw material for making opium." "Hardworking poppy growers   eke out a meager existence." "But the dealers in opium   make a fortune from it." "They purchase it cheaply   and use it to make morphine and heroin." "This is then transferred to all parts of the world." "No one cares for a losing business." "But as long as it can make money   most would stick their neck out   for something that's highly profitable." "So people get together and form partnerships   to smuggle this illicit commodity." "Double crossing is not unusual   nor are floating bodies!" "The goods are either airlifted or shipped." "Those airlifted are dropped at sea   to be picked up by boat." "Shipments are delivered to a designated spot." "But the smugglers are eventually   swept up in the nets of the law." "There's a saying:" "A man dies for money,   while a bird dies for food." "We'll see how these unscrupulous traffickers   scheme against each other,   and how they play around!" "We had no reason to expect this, Big Boss." "Fools!" "You're all good for nothing!" "You're just a bunch of fools!" "Do you think it may have been Grace Chen?" "Do you wish to buy some shoes, Miss?" "I'm just looking." "How do you like this pair?" "They're okay." "Not bad." "Quite nice." "How much are they?" "One hundred and twenty." "I'll take them." "Don't move!" "Let's go!" "We've got the girl, Big Boss." "Alright... 9 points." "The banker pays." "What are you doing?" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "Who are you?" "I can't tell you." "We don't use our real names." "I'm known as Ling Ling here,   so you may call me Ling." "Miss Ling, you've made a mistake!" "I'm not Grace Chen." "I'm Louisa Lai." "If you don't believe me,   take a look at my driver's license." "Louisa Lai ..." "We may have made a mistake." "Why didn't you show us this earlier?" "I was scared out of my mind!" "But I still can't let you go." "Big Boss will be here in a minute." "If we've made a mistake, he'll apologize to you." "What does your Big Boss do?" "I guess I don't mind telling you." "We operate a drug ring, and have run into trouble lately." "Big boss suspects that   Grace Chen is the informer." "He didn't intend to harm her,   but only to question her." "Boss wants to know where she gets her information." "Even if I were Grace Chen,   you didn't have to tie me up like this!" "We had a bet." "They said your breasts were fake." "I didn't agree, so I wanted to find out." "You ..." "Don't!" "Don't!" "Don't do that!" "So, they're real." "Don't do that, I beg you!" "I'm not a man." "Don't be so modest." "And they said your walk shows   that you're shaved." "I want to find out." "Don't!" "Not bad... it's God's masterpiece." " Who is it?" " It's me." "Don't open the door!" "Don't open the door!" "Big Boss wants to apologize for the mistake,   and he also wants to sleep with you." "What?" "He'll pay you $5,000,   and then send you home when it's over." "What do you think I am?" "Big Boss finds you desirable." "He won't have me." "What do you think of that?" "You're all insane!" "Do you want the carrot or the stick?" "When Big Boss comes in,   you'd better be nice to him, or   I'll give you an injection." "Then I'll tie a stone to your body  and throw you into the sea." " How did it go?" " It's all arranged." "Where's my money?" "Well, how was it?" "It wasn't very romantic." "I was scared to death!" "That makes it more exciting." "Don't worry, I'll be nice to you." "But I'm being unfaithful to my husband." "Other than my husband,   you're the only man I've ever been with." "How do I compare with your husband?" "He makes love to me, but you only want sex." "I don't want sex with someone I don't like." "If I don't like her, I won't make love to her." "I'll make love to you." " ls Big Boss here?" " He's inside." " What is it?" " Your wife is here." " Madam?" " Where is Big Boss?" "He's in the club." "No more bets." "Bet, bet ..." "Okay." "The banker wins." "Bet, bet ..." "Brother, Louisa Lai is waiting for you." "Okay." " Who is it?" " It's me." "What's this?" "An erotic movie?" "Don't you like them?" "Yes, of course,   but I've seen too many of them." "Always the same old stuff." "I'm sure you won't have seen this before!" "Alright  but let's have a live show first   before watching the movie." "Damn you!" "How do I compare with your wife?" "She's no match from you." "She's loose and plain." "You're tight, warm, soft and smooth." "You're a liar." "If she's no good,   why are you so afraid of her?" "Because of the money." "She was Big Boss's mistress." "Big Boss?" "Aren't you Big Boss?" "Big Boss was sentenced to life in prison,   so then I became Big Boss." "I see!" "So you inherited everything he had,   and his mistress   became your wife." "She's small where she should be big,   and big where she should be small." "And I can't do anything on my own." "She's controls the money, so people listen to her." "Some day when the power is in my hands,   it willl be a different story!" " Why did you turn off the light?" " So we can see the movie." "What's this?" " Who shot this film?" " It came by parcel post this morning." "I thought one of my friends had sent it." "I didn't think I'd ever see myself in a movie." "It can't be that simple." "Was there a letter?" "Yes, there's a letter." "It's not a threat or blackmail." "It says that it's for our personal enjoyment." "It also represents payment for our fine acting." "And if you don't mind,   there's a copy for your wife, too." "I never thought I'd be blackmailed." "Alright, tell me... how much do you want?" "That's none of my business." "I'm not working for them." "What difference does that make?" "I've had a lot of experience,   so I never imagined I'd be taken in." "Don't misunderstand me, I'm just the messenger." "They said you have an agreement with your wife,   that if either of you has an affair,   you will separate immediately,   and all assets will go to the injured party." "And so ...?" "So they said this deal   will require no less than 4 million." " How much?" " 4 million." "4 million?" "4 million." "4 million buys peace in all 4 seasons." "You must believe that all men are brothers,   since you got all the money from your boss   after he was sentenced to 30 years in prison." "As for your wife,   you inherited her as well." "I think you should share the wealth with your men." "What if I refuse?" "Then you really will be in trouble!" "Alright,   I've give you two signed blank checks." "Fill in the amount you want." "But you better watch your step." "Don't blame me if anything happens." "Fine, but I want another one for security." "What do you mean?" "I want a check from your personal account." "My own account?" "But that requires my wife's signature as well." "You sign your name first." "In the event they won't cash your check,   they'll get your wife to sign it." "What?" "You expect her to sign?" "Dream on!" "You see, it won't harm you to sign another one." "What are you afraid of?" "Okay, I'll sign." "But let's make one thing clear,   I get all the prints and negatives." "Of course, it's "cash on delivery."" "How do I compare with your wife?" "She's no match from you." "She's loose and plain." "You're tight, warm, soft and smooth." "You're a liar." "If she's no good  why are you so afraid of her?" "Because of the money." "She was Big Boss's mistress." "Big Boss?" "Aren't you Big Boss?" "Big Boss was sentenced to life in prison,   so then I became Big Boss." "I see!" "So you inherited everything he had,   and his mistress   became your wife." "She's small where she should be big,   and big where she should be small." "And I can't do anything on my own." "She's controls the money, so people listen to her." "Some day when the power is in my hands,   it willl be a different story!" "Damn him!" "Ungrateful bastard!" "He's taken all the jewels,   cash and stocks." "Now he thinks he'll get rid of me?" "I'll get him for this!" "Madam, you mustn't get angry." "Can you see the truth now?" "He's a gentleman on the surface,   but he's actually mean and nasty." "Since you have the proof now,   why not just tell him to leave at once?" "Just a moment." "Legally, a tape recording cannot serve as proof." "Adulterers must be caught in the act." "We must catch him unawares." "How?" "I know Big Boss has a date with Louisa   at the Easter party." "We'll tell her that Big Boss   wants her to wait upstairs." "We'll remove her clothes,   and have you put them on." "Then I'll tell him Louisa is waiting for him." "The signal is three long and two short knocks" "In the darkness he'll suspect nothing." "He'll think you are Louisa." "After he's finished   we'll turn the light on." "He won't be able to deny it." "Good." "I'll see that he suffers on Easter." " Doesn't my wife look wonderful?" " No, she's far inferior to me." "I was joking." "This girl does have a nice figure." "She's no match for you." "How can I compete with her?" "I am sloppy and plain." "She's tight, warm, soft and smooth." " Who said that?" " I can tell by looking." "Go tell Louisa to get ready." "Take her upstairs." "Okay ..." "Big Boss wants you to wait upstairs." "Okay, I'll go up there now." "Wait here, I'll tell him where you are." "Okay." "Dance with Ling Ling." "I'll be right back." "This is Big Boss's wife." "You're Louisa Lai?" "Yes, I'm Louisa Lai." "You're the current boss's wife,   and the ex-boss's mistress." "How dare you!" "You bitch, how dare you mock me?" "You've got a nerve." "Take her clothes off!" "I want to see just how tight she is." "Be quiet and lie down." "Make one move, and I'll stick you." "Stop that!" "Today being Easter, let's make it a self-serve buffet." "Go ahead, do it yourself." "Strip!" "Strip!" "Strip?" "Strip or I'll cut you!" "Alright, I'll strip." "Take it all off." "Everything!" "Everything?" "Strip... make it fast!" " Alright..." " Hurry up!" "Tell her to put on my clothes,   and let him see her from distance." "Check around first." "I'll be ready." " Bring him upstairs." " Okay." "Keep an eye on her." "What are you doing?" "Damn... can't I even touch you?" "What's the big deal?" "Big Boss, Madam wasn't feeling well, and has left early." " She said you can stay and have good time." " Okay!" "Dammit." "You're soft when it's with me,   but you're hard when you think it's that bitch!" "It's you who has a problem,   and you say I'm loose and plain?" "Damn you, you ungrateful bastard!" "Look who it is!" "It's you!" "Of course it's me." "You said Big Boss was no good." "When compared with him,   am I any good?" "Dammit, you took advantage of me!" "So, you set all this up to entrap me." "What do you want?" "It's no big deal." "We only wanted you to sign a check." "Sign like this?" " How much is it for?" " Not much, just... 4 million." "4 million?" "Yes, Big Boss has already signed." "It's with the Tai Po branch." "Alright." "After I give you the money,   you must screw me 400 times!" "400 times?" "I wouldn't mind screwing you 4 million times!" "Damn... 4 million!" " We're rich!" " Yeah..." "It's them, isn't it?" "Yes, it's them." "I knew they were up to no good." "You can know a man's exterior, but not his heart." "They double-crossed us, and ended up like this." "Peace at last." "What are you guys up to?" "That lying bastard ..." "Girls!" "Come and entertain your guests!" "Coming..." "Jing Bao, Xiao Hong, Bao Yu ..." " You two wait up ahead for me." " Okay." "Hurry... follow me." "It costs a bit more..." "Master, I missed you so much!" "Come again..." " I'll come to see you tomorrow night." " Don't forget!" "What's the hurry?" "Baby!" "Alright, come in..." "Come in, baby." "Let me close the door first." "You're so big..." "Come on..." "Don't forget to bring me sweets!" "I really missed you..." "My wife won't let me go out." "Run!" "They 're catching up!" " What's going on?" " They've been following us, father!" "We're very frightened!" "Hey, old man, are there any girls here?" " What do you want?" " Do you have any girls?" "Go away!" "What's the matter with you?" "Can't you see this is a tailor shop?" "A tailor shop?" "Although we live near a brothel  we're a respectable family." ""We fulfill everyone's wishes"" "Heaven and Earth ..." "Ow!" "Are you blind?" "Hey!" "Lao Hal, come here!" " Are you calling me?" " Come here." "What is it?" "I"ll have a few pieces of porcelain for you." "Are they any good?" "Or is it the Tang Dynasty chamber pot,   and the queen's Jade urinal again?" "Enough with the joking." "Take a look!" "Erotic figurines." "Wait here..." "What do you think?" "They're a bit crude." "And this one." "It's quite unusual." "Look" "Very mediocre..." "Let me see this one." "It's a good one!" "Isn't this good work?" "Just so, so ..." "This is new Jiang Xi porcelain." "How much are they?" "This much and that much ..." "You're trying to sell them as antiques?" "I'll give you this much!" "Do you think they're rubbish?" "You won't go for that?" "You must pay me at least this much." "Okay, I'll do it." "Alright, they're yours." "Hey, baby, where are you going?" "Disgusting!" "What do you think you're looking at?" "You are too young to look at that." "It's bad for your eyes." "What do you think you're doing?" "Don't slap my face and scold me mercilessly." "You slapped my face!" "No more nonsense." "Back to work!" "What's the matter?" "Mr. Pan, this young fellow is so bad." "He even stopped working just to have a look." "Get back to work!" "The little bastard..." "Did you find my medicine?" "Yes, it will bring you satisfaction." "This medicine is called Xian Ling Pi." "It comes from the sheep of Szechuan." "These sheep make love 100 times a day." "It will turn you on!" "It's also called Epimedium Macranthum." "This medicine is very effective,   and will make you a he-man!" "You'll make your young wife happy." "Really?" "I'll want a refund if it doesn't work." "You can have your money back if it doesn't work!" "The black ones are your stomach pills." "Take four at a time." "Only take one of the golden ones." "It's the aphrodisiac." "Only one?" "Yes, one is more then enough!" "I heard you always lock your wife in the house   before you go out?" "Yes, indeed!" "Living near a brothel, as we do,   I have to watch out." "If some philanderers should come there   looking for a prostitute,   it would take some time getting rid of them." "Feng, why are you moving out?" "We have no choice, my friend." "My daughter is growing up." "Yesterday she went out with my wife." "Two guys followed her up here,   thinking she was a prostitute." "I have to move now!" " Why don't you put something on your door?" " I put up a pair of scrolls like yours." "Although we live near a brothel   ours is a respectable family." " Did you also inscribe something horizontally?" " Yes. "We fulfill everyone's wishes."" "And that wasn't enough?" "Enough?" "Yesterday morning   some mischief-makers tampered with it." "How?" "How did they tamper with it?" "Come here." "Come with me" "Come with me." ""You can have it if you pay."" "Darling?" "Darling!" "Darling?" "Where is she?" "Darling!" "Darling... darling!" "Why didn't you answer me?" "I thought you had gone out." "Out?" "I was locked in, as usual." "Where can I go?" "Do you think I'm a ghost?" "What's the matter with you?" "If you don't trust me,   if you're always be so suspicious,   why did you marry me?" "If I really wanted to, I could cheat on you   even if you carried me on your back!" "I didn't mean it like that." "But since we live where we do, we have to be careful." "What?" "Haven't you heard that   unless a bitch wags her tail,   no dogs dare come close to her?" "I'm not afraid of anything!" "You may not be afraid, but I am." "Come to meet your guests!" "Do you hear that?" "Damn, this place really sucks!" "Are you our new neighbor?" "Yes." "I am Deng Xiao-Xian." "Deng Xiao-Xian?" "'Donkey' Deng Xiao-Xian?" "No, just Deng Xiao-Xian." "Not 'Donkey' Deng Xiao-Xian!" "I'm Pan Lao Hal." "Do you mount paintings?" "Yes, although I'm new at the job." "Since we are neighbors now,   I'll seek your help in finding new clients." "You're too modest." "Are you the new tenant?" "This is my wife..." "Mr. Deng." "Mr. Deng." "There's no need to be so formal." "Just call me Xiao-Xian." "We're neighbors." "I'll rely on your help." "You're welcome." "We may be able to help each other." "A neighbor is closer than a relative." "Go... get to work!" "You're too modest." "You are too kind." " My stomach hurts!" "Bring me a pill..." " Didn't you finish them all?" "Look in my shoulder bag." "Get me four, hurry!" "Where did you get these?" "From the box in your bag." "What's the matter with you?" "You gave me the wrong pills." "That was Epimedium Macranthum." "What difference does it make?" " What are you trying to do?" " I..." "I want you!" "What's the matter with you?" "What are you trying to do?" "You'll kill me" "Leave me alone!" "Higher!" "Move!" "Higher... quickly!" "Higher!" "Higher!" "Higher!" "Quick now... move!" "Watch carefully and learn..." "You're hopeless." "And if you don't take the pills,   you're worthless!" "Darling, aren't you exhausted?" "Exhausted?" "No, not at all." "You were fantastic!" "You must be careful." "Do you know   how my last husband died?" "How?" "He took some sort of aphrodisiac." "It was called Yi Gan Liang, or something like that." "He died of apoplexy before the sun came up." "Apoplexy?" "Yes." "You mustn't take any more medicine   whatever you do." "Even my late husband, a martial artist,   who was considered an invincible fighter   couldn't outlast me." " You trying to tell me something?" " Tell you something?" "Altogether, I know 365 sexual variations." "Beware, you too may die in my bed!" "Then you'll know better!" "ls your wife out?" " No, she's at home, doing the laundry." " Then why?" "Living in this neighborhood   it's best to lock your door, or..." "Of course, your wife is indeed very pretty!" "So if someone looking for a hooker   broke into your house, you'd be a pimp!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "Have you eaten?" "Then why don't you go to work?" "Damn.. what a fool!" "Can't keep your dirty mouth shut?" "I have an idea   that would stop him   from bothering me again." "We'll find a witch   to help us trick him." "How?" "You arrange with the witch   to come and treat me." "Treat you... for what?" "I'll pretend to be sick." "I'll tell her that   I'm possessed by my ex-husband's spirit." "She can tell him not to touch me again." "As he's so fond of sex,   he can't go one day without a woman." "You can introduce him   to the madam from next door   where I'm sure his needs will be satisfied." "Then we can do what we like." "How can we do what we like?" "Idiot, we'll do the same as he does." "I'm coming down from a high mountain." "I take a close look   from the high mountain,   and see dark smoke over the Pans'." "It portends evil." "Something bad is going to happen." "Mrs. Pan is possessed by her late husband." "Hey, Devil, just tell me   what is it that you seek,   and I'll give it to you." "You must quit making any more mischief." "Stop haunting your wife." "I want nothing from you." "I don't care about money." "But my wife has remarried,   so I can't go to heaven." "My spirit is restless   for her husband was my enemy." "Who's your enemy?" "I didn't even know you!" "You used sweet words to deceive me   and cheat me out of my money." "I want to give you three kicks!" "You better pay attention!" "Now promise me three things   or I'll bump you off." "It's okay if the three requests are reasonable." "If not, then don't be so unruly." "First, 20 taels of gold." "20 taels?" "Second, 10 yards each of silk and satin,   with new pattern." "Who shall I give them to?" "To the seer and she will fulfill my wishes." "What about the third thing?" "You sleep apart from your wife   until I go to heaven." "My goodness, when will you go to heaven?" "We'll do as you've told us!" "You're an evil spirit!" "From now on make no further mischief,   and no more haunting people,   or I'll seize your passport   so you won't get back to Hades." "Water." "Bring me a bowl of water!" "Have some water." "What did he say?" "Don't you know what happened?" "How could I know?" "The spirit said he wants 20 taels of gold." "20 taels?" "10 yards each of silk and satin." "That's okay." "The spirit also wants me   to sleep apart from my wife." "No making love." "Really?" "Yes." "Remember, you must do exactly as he said." "Nothing less will do   or the spirit will haunt you." "Even God can't help you!" "Come out and meet our guests!" "Please..." "Do you have any particular girl in mind?" " We need to look them over." " To come out and meet their guests!" " Okay..." " Please come inside." "Girls!" "Come and meet our guests!" "Coming..." "These are our most popular girls." "What do you think?" "They're all good looking." " I've seen enough." " Which one do you like?" "Frankly  none of them appeals to my taste." "How about you and me?" "You must be joking!" "I'm far too old." "The older you are, the more experienced." "Naughty!" "You're right, this one is perfect!" "You two are a match made in Heaven." "You shouldn't waste this lovely evening." "I'll go now." "Don't go." "Listen..." "Just look at him!" "Naughty!" "Naughty!" " I'll close the door." " Good." "Now we can do what we like." " Thank you." " Not at all..." "Where have you been lately?"