"AHHH!" "AFTER 10,000 YEARS, I'M FREE!" "ITS TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!" "ALPHA, RITA'S ESCAPED!" "RECRUIT A TEAM OF TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE!" "# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS #" "# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS #" "# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS #" "# MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #" "# POWER RANGERS #" "# POWER RANGERS #" "# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS #" "# YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #" "Rita:" "YOU POWER RANGERS THINK YOU'RE TOUGH." "WELL, THE TWINMAN'S A WHOLE LOT TOUGHER" "THAN YOU ARE." "Goldar:" "SCORPINA WILL COMMAND THIS MISSION." "WITH THE TWINMAN'S POWERS" "THEY SHALL PULVERIZE THOSE POWER BRATS" "ONCE AND FOR ALL." "WE GOT OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US." "THE TWINMAN WILL TRANSFORM YOU" "INTO EXACT DUPLICATES OF THE POWER RANGERS." "ON EARTH YOU'LL DO YOUR BEST TO DO YOUR WORST" "TO MAKE THEM LOOK BAD AND RUIN THEIR REPUTATIONS." "AND THEN YOU'LL SLICE THEM AND DICE THEM!" "( laughing )" "WE HAVE OUR ORDERS." "LET'S GO." "HEY, BABE." "WANT TO CATCH THE SUBMARINE RACES TONIGHT?" "SURE, SWEET LIPS." "GIVE ME A CALL." " HUH?" " HUH?" "HI, BILLY." "THIS IS GOING TO HURT YOU A LOT MORE" "THAN IT'S GOING TO HURT ME." "PASTA LA PIZZA, BABY." "WHOA!" "THERE." "( snaps fingers )" "HOW LOVELY." "IT'S ALL GOING EXACTLY AS I SAID." "( laughing )" "WHAT THE..?" "( chuckling )" "GOOD GRIEF!" "( bell ringing )" "AND THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING." "( students laughing )" "HA." "GOTCHA." "DETENTION!" "( groaning )" "WE REALLY CLEANED UP." "MR. CAPLAN..." "CAN WE GIVE YOU A HAND?" "YOU FIVE, DETENTION NOW!" " WHAT?" " HUH?" "YES." "NOW..." "YOU ALL KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE." "( blowing raspberry )" "YOUR DRINKING FOUNTAIN PRANK WAS THE HEIGHT OF DELINQUENCY." "BUT MR. CAPLAN..." "SILENCE!" "NOW, YOU'RE TO REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS" "FOR THE DURATION OF THE DAY." "I HAVE A MEETING TO ATTEND..." "HEY, MR. CAPLAN" "GO TO YOUR MEETING." "I KNOW THE ROUTINE." "I'LL FILL THEM IN." "ALL RIGHT, BUT I'LL BE BACK TO CHECK ON YOU SHORTLY." "THOUGHT HE'D NEVER LEAVE." "HEY, YOU, GET OUT OF MY CHAIR." "DO I SEE YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON IT?" "YEAH." "RIGHT..." "SEE?" "B-U-U-L-K." "IT'S NOT EVEN SPELLED RIGHT." "SO, WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?" "GET REAL, EEL." "I WONDER WHAT MOM MADE ME FOR DETENTION TODAY." "( sighs )" "AH!" "MMM!" "I'M HUNGRY." "( grunting and groaning )" "TOLD HER I WAS HUNGRY THIS MORNING." "MMM!" "I'M HUNGRY..." "QUIT STARING." "YOUR UGLY MUG IS MAKING ME LOSE MY APPETITE." "OH, COME ON, BULKY." "GIVE ME A LITTLE PIECE, PLEASE." "SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT, GUYS." "YEAH." "WHAT IS GOING ON?" "SKULL THINKS HE HAS A DATE WITH KIMBERLY." "NOT EVEN SKULL'S THAT MENTALLY DEFICIENT." "( laughing )" "OH, YEAH?" "( Bulk groaning )" "SHE DUCKED!" "SHUT UP, MOONBRAIN!" "GEE, BULK, THIS IS BETTER THAN MOM MAKES." "THANKS FOR SHARING." "( spitting )" "AH, MAN, DO WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS" "ALL AFTERNOON?" "NOW FOR PHASE TWO." "IT'S GOING TO FEEL SO GOOD" "TO SEE THOSE RANGERS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE." "NO MERCY!" "( karate yells )" "SURPRISE!" "( shouting and screaming )" "MAN, THIS STINKS." "YEAH." "IT'S LIKE WE'RE BEING BLAMED" "FOR SOMETHING WE DIDN'T DO." "OH, BOY!" "IT'S TIME FOR MY FAVORITE CARTOON." "( sprightly music playing )" "OUT OF MY WAY, PIGHEAD." "BUT, BULK, I WANT TO SEE TOO." "HMM!" "WHAT A REMARKABLE DISPLAY" "OF EARLY NEANDERTHAL SOCIO CONTACT." "( laughing )" "( Bulk and Skull laughing )" "Announcer:" "We interrupt this program for a special report." "The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, who once fought on the side of justice as the defenders of our planet, have now joined with the forces of evil." "SAY WHAT?" "THE POWER RANGERS" "WOULD NEVER JOIN THE FORCES OF EVIL." "This tragic turn of events began as the Power Rangers staged a terrifying attack on downtown Angel Grove just moments ago." "This attack took the city by surprise." "BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE." "MAN, THE POWER RANGERS ARE BEING FRAMED." "Today, the Power Rangers are behaving like the hoodlums they once put out of business." "It is a dark day for Angel Grove..." " ALL RIGHT!" " ALL RIGHT!" "...and the entire world." "THE POWER RANGERS WOULDN'T JOIN THE FORCES OF EVIL!" "OF COURSE NOT." "THIS IS RITA'S DOING." "SHE'S REACHED A NEW LOW." "I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT." "THIS IS ONE OF RITA'S MOST EVIL PLANS EVER." "WE'VE GOT TO STOP THOSE PHONY RANGERS" "BEFORE THEY DESTROY THE WORLD." "WE COULD JUST MORPH." "WE CAN'T REVEAL OUR IDENTITIES" "TO BULK AND SKULL." "HEY, CAPLAN JUST TOOK OFF." "NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO SNEAK OUT." "LET'S FOLLOW HER." "I WOULDN'T." "SHE'LL BE BACK." "THREE, TWO, ONE..." "AND STAY IN." "AMATEURS." "Girl:" "Attention, students." "Due to the current emergency no one may leave the school until further notice." "Have a nice day." "Man:" "We're back with live coverage of the current crisis in Angel Grove." "The magnitude of this crisis is increasing as is the amount of destruction." "All efforts to stop the Power Rangers have failed and the city, perhaps the world, is at their mercy." "MORPHIN IS THE ONLY WAY." "BUT HOW?" "I'VE GOT AN IDEA." "HEY, SKULL." "YOU WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?" "SURE." "GEEK, SHOW US SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T SEEN." "YOU MEAN, LIKE THE ALPHABET?" "ALL RIGHT" "CHECK THIS OUT." "I CAN MAKE US DISAPPEAR." "NO WAY." "YES WAY." "ALL RIGHT, BUT FIRST" "COVER YOUR EYES." "AND COUNT BACKWARDS FROM TEN." "NOW, PLUG YOUR EARS WITH YOUR FINGERS" "AND THEN COUNT BACKWARDS." "TEN..." "NINE..." "UH, SEVEN..." "Skull:" "UH, EIGHT..." "UH..." "SIX?" "EIGHT..." "SEVEN..." "Skull:" "NINE..." "IT'S MORPHIN TIME!" "MASTODON!" "PTERODACTYL!" "TRICERATOPS!" "SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!" "TYRANNOSAURUS!" "( people screaming )" "NOW!" "NINE..." "DON'T FORGET TO TELL US WHEN WE CAN OPEN THEM." "SEVEN... ( evil laughter )" "YEAH, THAT'S IT." "BEAT THEM, MY RANGERS." "YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE." "All:" "YEAH!" "All:" "NOT!" "OH, YEAH?" "YOU WANT TO BET?" "YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE REAL THING, SCORPINA." "SEVEN..." "EIGHT..." "SEVEN..." "UH..." "EIGHT?" "WAIT, I ALREADY SAID THAT." "I GIVE UP." "SEVEN..." "HEY." "THEY'RE GONE." "SEVEN..." "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "HEY." "THEY'RE GONE." "NOTHING GETS PAST YOU." "COME ON, WE GOT TO FIND THEM." "All:" "POWER RANGERS!" "GET THEM." "TRINI, HELP!" "IF YOU'RE HURT" "JUST STAY BEHIND ME, AND I'LL..." "HURT?" "DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH." "HOLD ON, TRINI." "UH-OH." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "YEAH." "ARE YOU SURE IT'S YOU?" "WATCH." "NO!" "OH, THOSE POWER RANGERS ARE DOING IT AGAIN." "I CAN'T STAND IT!" "I JUST CAN'T STAND IT!" "NOT IN THERE." "NOT IN THERE." "HA!" "( birds tweeting )" "THEY'RE NOT IN THERE EITHER." "( evil chuckling )" "FAREWELL, POWER BRATS." "MIRRORS, MIRRORS ALL AROUND," "SMASH THE RANGERS TO THE GROUND." "THIS GUY'S GETTING ON MY NERVES." "AND TO THINK I ALWAYS LIKED MIRRORS." "LET'S GET HIM." "YOU'RE FINISHED!" "LIGHT BLASTERS UP!" "FIRE!" "ALL RIGHT, POWER RANGERS" " LET'S BRING THEM TOGETHER." " RIGHT!" "POWER AXE!" "POWER BOW!" "POWER DAGGERS!" "POWER LANCE!" "POWER SWORD!" "POWER RANGERS!" "FIRE!" "# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS... #" "All:" "POWER RANGERS!" "IT'S TERRIBLE HOW THOSE EVIL TWINS" "TRIED TO FRAME YOU." "WE KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LET US DOWN." "NOT THE REAL POWER RANGERS." "AND SO, THE POWER RANGERS ARE CLEARED OF ALL WRONGDOING" "AND, ONCE AGAIN, HAVE MADE THE WORLD A SAFER PLACE." "FINSTER!" "I'VE GOT TO HAVE A BETTER MONSTER TO BEAT THESE GUYS!" "OUT OF MY WAY." "I'VE GOT A HEADACHE!" "THEY'RE NOT IN THERE EITHER." "HEY, BULK, I HAVE AN IDEA." "WHY DON'T WE TURN THOSE GOODY TWO-SHOES IN?" "LET'S DO IT." "HEY, MR. CAPLAN." "THOSE GOODY-GOODYS SPLIT." "SURE, BULK." "SCUM'S HONOR." "JUST GO IN AND CHECK." "ALL RIGHT, BUT IF THEY'RE IN THERE" "YOU GUYS WILL BE DOING DETENTION" "AT AGE 50." "SO WHAT'S ANOTHER TWO YEARS?" "PUT A LID ON IT, NINCOMPOOP." "All:" "GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. CAPLAN." "HEY, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" "MAGIC." "WITH MIRRORS LIKE THIS ONE." "( bell ringing )" "I HOPE YOU ALL LEARNED A LESSON." "WE SURE DID." "AND I'LL SEE YOU TWO TOMORROW." "RIGHT." "GUYS, COME ON, TELL US HOW YOU DID IT." "GUYS, COME ON." "GET A LIFE." "Captioned by Grant Brown"