"[WindBlowingSoftly]" "##[Elvis Presley On Radio]" "Mrs. Peterson !" "Ramon, hey !" "How's it goin' ?" "How you doin' ?" "There it is, right there on the desk." " Where's she headed ?" " She'ssnowbound, Ramon." " See you went with the pink." " Yeah, yeah." "It's kind of a pink day today." "I'm gonna have another pickup foryou on Thursday." " All right." "We'll see you then." " All right." "Thanks, Ramon." "# Bless mysoul What's wrong with me#" "# I'm itchin'like a man on a fuzzy tree#" "# My friendssayl'm actin ' wildas a bug#" "# I'm in love##" "## [ Humming ]" "[ Speaking Russian ]" "##[Singing ln Russian]" "[Man Shouting ln Russian]" "## [ Singing Continues ]" " [ Doorbell Rings ]" " Peterson !" "Peterson !" " Peterson." " [ Russian ]" " [ Russian ] - [ Russian ]" " Mr. Cowboy, da ?" " Da." " ## [ Humming ] - [ Russian ]" "Mmm, it's pretty." "[ Russian ]" "Mmm." "It's from my wife." "[ Horn Honking ]" "## [ Singing I n Russian ]" " [ Russian ] - [ Russian ]" "[ Russian ]" "[ Whistle Blows ]" "[Man] Time..." " rules overus withoutmercy, - [Man Translating From English To Russian] not caring ifwe 're healthyorill, hungryordrunk," "Russian, American, beings from Mars." "It's like a fire." "It could either destroy us or keep us warm." "That's why every FedEx office has a clock." "Because we live or we die by the clock." "We never turn our back on it." "And we never, ever allow ourselves... the sin of losing track oftime !" "Locally, it's 1 :56." "That means we've got three hours and four minutes... before the end-of-the-day's package sort." " That's how long we have." "That's how much time we have..." " [ Translating ] before this pulsating, accursed, relentless taskmaster... tries to put us out of business." "Hey, Nicolai." "Hey." "Nicolai, good to see you." "How are you, kid ?" "Look what you did." "You just delivered your very first FedEx package." "That deserves something special, like a Snickers bar... and a C.D. player." "And something to listen to-- a C.D. There." "Elvis Presley." "Fifty million fans can't be wrong." "You all recognize this, don't you ?" "I took the liberty ofsending this to myself." "I FedEx'd it before I left Memphis." "You're probably wondering what could be in here." "What could it possibly be ?" "ls it architectural plans ?" "Maybe technical drawings ?" "Is this the new wallpaper for the-- for the bathroom ?" "[Translator Continues]" "It is... a clock, which I started at absolute zero... and is now at 87 hours, 22 minutes and 1 7 seconds." "From Memphis, America to Nicolai in Russia, 87 hours." "Eighty-seven hours is a shameful outrage." "This is just an egg timer !" "What if it had been something else ?" "Like your paycheck ?" " Or fresh boysenberries ?" "Oradoptionpapers ?" " [ Translating ]" "Eighty-seven hours is an eternity." "The cosmos was created in less time !" "Wars have been fought and nations toppled in 87 hours !" "Fortunes made and squandered." "[ Translating ]" "What ?" "What are you saying about me ?" "I tell them, what do they expect ?" "This man, when his truck broke down, he stole a boy's bicycle to do his delivery." "I borrowed it !" "I borrowed a kid's bike." "And I got my packages delivered, and that is what you people are gonna have to start doing." "You have to start doing whatever it takes, because in three hours and two minutes... every one ofthese packages has to be on the big truck... and on its way to the airport." " [BelIRings]" " Fifteen minutes !" " Crunch time !" "Crunch time !" " Crunch time !" "Let's go !" "Every package on the airport truck." "Go !" "Crunch, crunch, crunch !" " We have a big problem." " What ?" " The truck in Red Square is stuck." " What do you mean ?" " It's stuck." " Stuck how ?" "I n snow ?" "I n ice ?" "It's stuck !" "The most important truck-- the Kremlin truck !" "Many packages." "All right, all right, all right." "Let's put the table right here." "We'll just do the sort." "Ah, yeah, a clamp." "That would make us stuck." "Let's go." "Unload-- Get him out ofthere." "Right here." "Two lines, two lines." "One to the airport truck, one to the Moscow truck." "Got it ?" "C.D.G., F.E., M.E, Memphis on the airport truck." "Everything else right there." "Nicolai !" "Tick-tock, tick-tock." "Four minutes." "[ Ringing ]" "[ Answering Machine ] Hi, this is Kelly." "Ifyou're calling for Chuck, press one." "Otherwise leave a message after the tone." "Thanks." " [ Beeps ] - [ Chuck ] Hello, Kelly." "Are you there ?" "Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up." "You're not there." "You're notgonna believe this." "I'm doin ' thesorts in the middle ofRedSquare... in theshadow ofLenin 's tomb." "# lmissyou#" "# I miss you I really wanna kiss you #" "I'm outta here in two minutes and I'm pickin' up the sweep through Paris, so I should be back in Memphis about 1 8 hours or so." "That's the good news." "The bad news is..." "I gotta go to the dentist this week." "I got something in there that's hurtin'." "I love you and I'm gonna see you soon, and you know what that means." "Bye-bye." "Nicolai !" "Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock !" "[ Speaking French ]" " [ Knocking ]" " I absolutely, positively have to get to Memphis tonight." "Can't help you." "Try U.P.S." "With this extra head wind, are we gonna be able to push it and make the sort ?" " We'll do our best." " "Our best," huh ?" "Gwen, is there something wrong with our doctors thatJack keeps getting certified to fly ?" " Aren't you concerned ?" " I'm terrified." "But a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do." "That's the spirit." "Relentless is our goal." "Relentless !" "What do you expect from the guy who stole a crippled kid's bicycle..." " when his truck broke down ?" " I borrowed it." "But I love that the kid's now crippled." "So you missed the last truck by two minutes ?" "Two minutes." "Actually, it was less than that." "The plane wasn't that heavy." "You could've added some fuel, picked up the speed and made up the time." "It's about the trucks." "Today's truck was two minutes late." "Tomorrow's will be four minutes late, and then six minutes and eight minutes late." " Next thing you know, we're the U.S. Mail." " Yeah, well" "All I'm sayin' is, ifyou'd gotten all those trucks on the plane, those Russkies would be walking on water right now." "Hey, don't-- Don't gimme that look." " It's just grapejuice." "Right, Chuck ?" " Yeah." "It's like a 1 992 full-bodied grapejuice." "I see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." "We'd offeryou some but, you know, somebody's got to fly the plane." "Yeah, well, I "just say no," right ?" "Listen, Stan, I've been meaning to askyou." "How's Mary ?" "Oh." "Uh, well," " we really don't know anything yet." " Mm-hmm." "Uh, she went to the doctoryesterday, and, uh, it hasn't meta-- metastasized... as far as they can tell right now." "It's just kind of wait and see." "I'm so sorry." "Tell her I'm gonna come by and see her on my next layover." "I want you to know, Stan, we are all thinking about her and you." " And just blessings." " Thankyou, Gwen." "[Answering Machine]Hi, this is Kelly." "Ifyou're calling for Chuck, press one." "Otherwise, leave a message after the tone." "Thanks." "Stan." "Listen." "Uh, I heard about this" "I heard about this doctor down in Emory, in Atlanta." "Uh, he's supposed to be the absolute best." "He worked on Frank Toretta's wife." "Frank Toretta is a systems analyst." "He played center field for us." "You know him." "I n the softball tournament last Labor Day." "Anyway, beside the point." "Uh, what I was thinking is, is that I could get his number-- the doctor-- and, uh, you know, put you all together and" "You know, you could get this thing fixed." "You could beat it." "Thanks, Chuck." "[ Sighs ]" "So, I'll get his number." "[ElevatorBell Dings]" "[ Knocking ]" " Is Kelly Frears around ?" " She's copying her dissertation." "[ Laughs ]" " You're home." " Home indeed." "I love that you're home." "[ Laughs ]" "[TV, Female Newscaster] Just days before Santa departs on his annualgift-giving venture, he's been declared physically fit to fly." "Santagot checkedoutby doctors at the V.A. HospitalinAugusta, Georgia." "After they declared thejollyoldelfin tiptopshape," "Santa Claus took off into the wild blue yonder for an early start." "I n Sarajevo, he spent the day with children, handing outpresents and even helping them decorate... thespecial Christmas tree." "[Bell Clanging]" "Santa andasea ofelves took over the floor... at the Hong Kong Futures Exchange." "Market traders boughtSanta hats, donating" "[TVShuts Off]" "The turkey's a little dry, isn't it ?" " [ All ] No." " The turkey is perfect." "[ I ndistinct Chattering ]" " How many did you do last night ?" " Last night ?" "2.9 million." "Now you've got to be in the market for more ofthese candied yams." "Here you go." "2.9 has got to be the record." "Look at those marshmallows." "When I was there, we did two million." " We thought that was a big deal." " The glory days." " What'd they do the first night ?" " The very first night ?" " [Man #1 ] Twelve." " [Man #2] Twelve thousand?" " Hell, no." "Twelve." " [Chuck] That's right." "And they did the sort right there on a card table." "And Fred Smith had that card table bronzed." "I've been hearing that for five years." " It's in his office today." " Theygo from that to the newhub up inAnchorage." "It's state ofthe art-- a perfect marriage... between technology and systems management." "Speaking of marriage, Chuck, when are you gonna make an honest woman out of Kelly ?" "[ExcitedChattering]" " How long ?" " Fourteen minutes into the meal." " You won." "I owe you $5." " So I win." " Way before the pie." " I told him on the way up." "Right about the time the pie came out, the marriage" "Kelly is still recovering from her failed relationship with that parolee." "He was a lawyer." "I knew it had something to do with raising your right hand... and swearing to tell the truth." "Remember when he fellon thesidewalk andbroke hisshoulder at the wedding reception ?" "He tripped on a curb holding a door open for me." " Aunt Kelly was married before ?" " [Kelly] It's not even worth remembering." "So since her failed marriage to the parolee" " Oh, my God." " Kelly can't see being with a man who wears a pager to bed." "What're you gonna attach it to, Hoss ?" "Whenyou wearit to bed, lhope yougot one ofthose things... that go vibrating'." "Watch it." "I'm not touching that." "Oh, didyou hitan olivepit ?" " I thought I took allofthem out." " No, no, it's not that." "[Guests Chattering]" " Okay, I'll cancel Saturday." " No, don't." "If I'm not here, I'm not." "But if I am, well," " then I am." " It's cancelled." "But you gotta be here New Year's Eve." "Malaysia can't be that bad." "I'll be here New Year's Eve." " When are you defending your dissertation ?" "January 1 2." "[ Sighs ] I'm gonna have to switch over the South America thing." "If I do that on the third or fourth," "I'm gonna have to head back out on the 1 3th." "So long as you're here New Year's Eve." "I will be here New Year's Eve." "I promise." " What ?" " What about our Christmas ?" "I got a gift foryou." "We have to do it in the car." "[Elvis Presley] # You'llbe doingall right#" "I'd just like a minute over here, all right ?" "Thanks." "# But I'llhave a blue#" " # Blue, blue, blue Christmas#" " Two minutes, okay ?" "Two more minutes." "Thanks." "Hey !" " Merry Christmas." " I thought you were gonna stiff me." " No." " What is the ribbon ?" "ls it a thousand-pound..." " test fishing line orsomething ?" " Here's your fancy thing." "Thanks." "Ilove the wrapping." " And I love the box." " Good." "Oh." "Oh, my." "Oh, that is terrific." "My grandaddy used it on the Southern Pacific." "Hey, I took this." "This is my favorite picture ofyou." "You know what I'm gonna do ?" "I'm always gonna keep this... on Memphis time." "Kelly time." "Hmm." "You haven't said anything about your presents." "Is there a problem ?" "I'm sorry, no !" "I love 'em." "Look at myjournal." "Ah !" " What about the pager ?" " Real leather." "The pages have gold on 'em." " Did you like the pager or not ?" " Yes." "I love it." "Look at him in his little blue Russian house." " It's from Russia." " My God." " It's not one ofthose loud ones ?" " No." "You canprogram it so it vibrates... and lights up and see it in the dark." "It seems like a real nice pager." " Sorry about the hand towels." "You're hard to shop for." " No, no." "Ilove 'em." " Every time I wash my hands, I will think ofyou." " All right, lgottago." " Merry Christmas." " Merry Christmas." " I love you." " I love you too." "Chuck !" "Keys !" " Thankyou." " That reminds me." "I almost forgot." "I have one more present foryou." "Only this isn't an "open in the car" kind of present..." "like, say, hand towels." "Which were a joke, by the way." "I'm terrified." "J ust take it and hold onto it, and you can open it... on New Year's Eve." "And I love you." "I'll be right back." "[PlaneJolts]" "[ Sighs ]" "Hey, Al, where are we ?" "Somewhere over the Pacific Ocean." "Ha, ha, ha !" "You pilots, you're funny." "Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "PositionJenna at 1 526" "Is all this turbulence from Santa and those eight tiny reindeer ?" "Tamara at 1620." "Erick is next." " Fuel: niner-five-decimal-five." " [ Static Over Radio ]" "Blaine, tell them we 're deviatingsouth for weather." "Make another position plot on your deviation left." "[Blaine] Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "PositionJenna at 1526." " Flightlevel350." " Igot usplotted." "We're 200 miles south ofour original course." "[Kevin]Continueplotting, andcheck contingencyprocedures." "Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "Broadcasting in the blind." "How do you read ?" " [Static OverRadio] - [Blaine]I've never been out ofcomm this long." "Did you try the higher H.F. frequency ?" "Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "[Al]Betterbuckle up, Chuck." "It'sgonnagetbumpy." "Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "Doyouread?" "Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "PositionJenna at 1526." "Flightlevel350." "Expecting Tamara at 1" "[ Toilet Flushes ]" "[ Explosion ]" "[Pilot Yelling]" "Fire !" "Explosion !" "Let'sgeta hose !" "Hold on to it !" "Come on !" "Seat belt !" "We may have to ditch !" "Okay ?" "Fire in the hold!" "We're goin' down !" "Mayday !" "Mayday !" "[ Alarm Buzzing ]" "[Pilots Shouting, Alarm Buzzing]" "Bringingit down andout!" "Ten thousand feet !" "Masks off !" "Masks off !" "Chuck !" "Life vest!" "Chuck !" "Chuck, stay there !" "Where's your life vest ?" "Ditching switch on !" "I've got visual !" "Brace forimpact!" "[Creaking]" "[Engine Roaring]" "[ Groaning, Wheezing ]" "Hello !" "Hello !" "Anybody !" "Anybody !" "Help !" "Help !" "[ThuddingSound]" "[ Leaves Rustling ]" "[Thud]" "[Thud]" "What is that ?" "Hey !" "Hey !" "Anybody ?" "[Thud]" "[ Grunting ]" "Hello ?" "[ Gasping, Crying ]" "Get !" "Go, go." "Go !" "Go !" ""Albert R. Miller."" "Not Alan." "Albert." "So, that's it." "Hey !" "A ship !" "Hey !" "Hey !" "Hey !" "Hey !" "A ship !" "Over here !" "Hey !" "Hey !" "Over here !" "Over here !" "Over here !" "Over here !" "Over here !" "Help me !" "Help !" "Right here !" "Right here !" "Help !" "Look here !" "Look, look, look !" "S..." "O..." "S !" "Please !" "Help !" "Come on !" "Help !" "[ Yelling ]" "[ Gasping ]" "[ Muffled Yelling ]" "[ Groaning ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[WindHowling]" "[ Clicking ]" "[ Groans ]" "" Happy birthday."" ""The most beautiful thing in the world is, ofcourse, the world itself." "Johnny, have the happiest birthday ever." "Score." "Your Grandpa."" "Ew." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "[ Groaning ]" "[ Yelling ]" "[ Screaming ]" "You wouldn't have a match..." "by any chance, would you ?" "Oh, oh, oh !" "The airgot to it." "The air got to it !" "Come on, come on." "Come on." "[ Gasping ]" "I did it." "I did it." "Fire !" "Thereyougo !" "Light it up !" "Come on !" "# The time to hesitate is through #" "Ouch !" "[ Laughing ]" "Ouch !" "# No time to wallow in the mire #" "# Try now, we can only lose #" "# 'Cause girl we couldn't get much higher #" "# Come on, baby light my fire ##" "Here you go !" "Here you go !" "It's a signal fire !" "And it spells out S.O.S !" "Whoa !" "It's a meteor shower !" "Fireflies !" "Go !" "Run !" "You're free !" "You're free !" "Ouch !" "Ouch !" "Yeah !" "Yes !" "Look what I have created !" "I have made fire !" "I... have made fire !" "Mmm !" "You gotta love crab." "I n the nick oftime too." "I couldn't take much more ofthose coconuts." "Coconut milk's a natural laxative." "Things that Gilligan never told us." "Oh." "Pretty well-made fire, huh, Wilson ?" "[Thunderclap]" "So..." "Wilson." "We were en route... from Memphis for 1 1 and a half hours." "About 475 miles an hour." "So they think that we are right here." "But... we went out of radio contact... and flew around that storm for about an hour." "So that's a distance ofwhat, 400 miles ?" "Four hundred miles squared." "That's 1 60,000... times pi-- 3.1 4." "[ Mumbling ]" "Five hundred and two thousand, four" "That's a search area of 500,000 square miles." "That's twice the size ofTexas." "They may never find us." "[Thunderclaps]" "[ Groaning ]" "This tooth isjustkillingme." "Itstartedoutjusthurting when lbit down, butnowitjusthurts all the time." "All the time." "It's-lt's agoodthing there 's notmuch to eataroundhere, because I don't think I could chewit." "Justkeepsucking on all that coconutandall that crab." "Andjust think," "I usedto avoid going to the dentist..." "like theplague." "Iputit offevery single chance Igot." "Butnow, oh, what I wouldn'tgive... to have a-a dentist righthere in this cave." "[Groans]" "I n fact, I wish you were a dentist." "Yeah." "Dr. Wilson." "You wanna hear something funny ?" "Back home in Memphis, my dentist's name is Dr.James Spaulding." "She's much prettier in real life." "[ Groaning ]"