"So there you are." "Hi, all your names." "My name is George Gobel." "Missouri, Safari, neighbors." "This is the Congo river." "3 years of this jungle is enough already." "But it was worth it, Marty." "Do you realize we are the only men in history to ever bring back a live Collabrina Marsditia?" "And many, many men have tried." "Many, many." "Do you mean Emma?" "First dame we run into in 3 years and she has to be a snake." "You just wait till the International Society of Ophiologists and Herpetologists get a look at Emma." "They'll go straight up and turn left." "It's time for your lunch." "Lonesome George is leaving but I want you to remember one thing:" "it is my fondest hope that someday I can return and look for a mate." "For Emma." "Come up here!" "Let it just go." "We'll get another." "I wonder who it is." "I don't know but he must be pretty important to stop a ship." "Hamilton." "That has a nice rich sound." "We've travelled a thousand miles." "Our luck TD for a change." "I hope so." "Is he rich?" "I'll find out but he's almost sure to be if he can stop a boat." "He's been up a river somewhere." "I hope he is rich." "From your mouth to the ears of the almighty." "He is." "Rich." "He's a member of the meat packing family." " Millions." " You sure?" "TD to the family coat of arms." "Hamilton's hotdogs circle the globe." "What do you think you're doing?" " Six Hamilton hotdogs." " Yes, sir." "Not smart enough." " What did you say?" " I said they're not smart enough." "Every doll in this room is trying to pick him up with a hot dog." "They're wasting their time." "He's a snob." "I don't mind a snob but I detest a rich snob." "There's something undemocratic about it." "Swing them, honey." "Won't do you any good, he's a bookworm." "But swing them anyway." "Excuse me, Mr. Hamilton, may I have a light?" "Well, thanks." "I think it would be the better part of discretion to let him ripen on the vine until tomorrow." "We are going to start harvesting tonight." "What approach do you suggest?" "You leave it to me." "I'm my father's girl." "We'll be sitting in the card table in 10 minutes." " 5 to 1 - 10 to 1" " 2 to 1." " You're on. 100 dollars." " I beg your pardon." " Oh, that's all right." "Why don't you look where you're going?" " I'm sorry but..." " I'm sorry too." "Look what you did to my shoe." "The heal is broken and it's the only pair of shoes I have left." "I'm certainly very sorry." "I didn't see you." "I certainly wouldn't think of doing anything like that deliberately." "It was purely an accident." "A pure accident." "Maybe I can fix it for you." " She's right." "It's broken." " Broken." "You can just take me right to my cabin for another pair of slippers." "I think that's the very least I can do." "We might say "the minimum", madam." "By the way, my name is Hamilton." "Everybody knows that." "Nobody's talking about anything else." "This is my father, colonel Harris and my name is Jean, it's really Eugenia." "Come on." "Gosh!" "What's the matter?" "It's that perfume." " What's the matter with it?" " There's nothing the matter with it." "It's just that I've been up the Congo river for 3 years and they don't use perfume there." " They don't?" " No." "Oh, yes, they do." "They have one perfume that they use." "It's made out of crocodile tails." "But it isn't like your perfume at all." " It isn't?" " No." "Would you like to pick up another pair of shoes for me?" "See anything you like?" "That's a bedroom slipper." "I don't know too much about shoes." "How about these little fellas?" "You've been such a gentleman." "You may put them on for me." "One on each foot?" "If you like." "I believe that's customary." "I certainly hope I didn't hurt you when I tripped." "Not at all." "Don't you feel well?" "I feel fine." "This is the best I ever felt." "What were you doing up the Congo?" "I was looking for a Collabrina Marsditia." "I'm an ophiologist." "I thought you were in the meat packing business." "My family is." "My father is known as "the hot dog king"." "TD an awful lot of hot dogs." "6,001,732,000 pounds per year." "Or enough to stretch from here to the moon and back again." "If you care for that sort of thing." "Who invented the sausage?" "It can be traced back to the Babylonians." "1500 BC." "They called it "decelsus"." "What did they call it?" "What did they call what?" "What we've been talking about." "What were we talking about?" "Sausages." "You can get them anywhere from a Swankie Frankie to a Teenie Weenie." "You can slit them." "stool them, TD" "You can get them barbecued or frozen." "You can get them broiled or boiled, you can get them on a stick or a blanket," "You grill them or eat them in a banana." "I love to hear you talk." "You do?" "Sorry." "My mind wasn't really on it." " It wasn't?" " No." "I hate hot dogs." "Ever since I was just a little kid about that old." "The kids called me "Hotsy"." "I think that's a cute name." ""Hotsy"" "When you say it, it sounds nice." "It does?" "We'd better be getting back now." "We had?" "I think we had because..." "When a fellow's been up a riven for 3 years" "—and I've been up a river— you forget how..." "And when you haven't seen a girl..." "There's something about that perfume..." "Don't you like my perfume?" "Like it?" "I'm TD" "We'd better be going." "Here we are." "It certainly took long enough to come back in the same outfit." "I'm lucky to have this on at all." "Mr. Hamilton has been up a river for 3 years." "Pay no attention to my daughter's rivalry." "It always comes out in the women in our family." "In exception to myself the men are all missionaries." "And what an exception." "Would you folks care for a drink?" "Wouldn't you join us for a drink?" "Yes, I will." "Will have whatever Mr. Hamilton's having." "3 milks, please." "Milk?" "Milk." "I never take anything strong." "It goes right to my head." "Oh, cards!" "Have you folks seen this one?" " He does card tricks!" " In a small way." " Would you do that again?" " Please, do." "We have the king of diamonds..." "It's amazing!" "How did you do that?" "It's really a trick." "I don't really rub it." "What you do is..." "You have this card gripped." "Or as we say, "we palm it"." "It's really quite simple." "But you'd be surprised." "It takes quite a bit of practice." "Yes, I've actually d— Waiter." "To the bridges of Tulkaree." "TD" "Don't cross your bridge before you come to it." "Speaking of bridges, how about a rubber bridge?" "You're probably much too good for us." "I don't have to play my best." "Besides, anyway you play it would be a pleasure playing with you." "We have to get a fourth." "Isn't there a 3-handed bridge game?" "I seem to remember vaguely." "I don't think there is, Daddy." "I beg your pardon but he is right." "You're right, sir." "And besides, it would be so much cozier." "Will you shuffle, sir?" "I'll try." "I just find it difficult sometimes." "I feel a little guilty about this." "TD be in bankruptcy." "But we always play for money, dear." "Otherwise it's like swimming with all your clothes on." "Father is on the oil business, dear." "It just keeps bubbling up out of the ground." "When I heard the title "Colonel" I thought that..." "Honorary." "They conferred it upon me in England when I departed." "Everything on the level?" "I'm way ahead." "Go to bed." "I ain't sleepy." "I'll be around." "And he will, too." "Who's that gentleman?" "That's Marty." "He mothers me." "Not my real mother." "I just said that for a joke." "My real mother is in Connecticut." "My father got Marty off the truck when I was just a kid." "Kind of watch over me." "He's been sort of a bodyguard and governess and very bad valet ever since." "In my opinion there's nothing more intolerable in life than a really bad valet." "He's my buddy." " Roughly 100 dollars, darling." " That's rough enough." " Wouldn't you pay it for me, Daddy?" " I'd be glad to." " Thanks a lot." " Anytime." "Since we had no real understanding we were playing for money..." "Don't worry." "I'll get it back." " Is that a promise?" " You can depend on it." " I'd certainly be relieved." " I certainly will." "If you forgive me, I think I'll run along and let you finish this interesting conversation." "Good night, colonel, sir." " I'm awfully sorry about this..." " Mere bagatelle." "Would you like to take a little spin around the deck?" "I'd love it." " I like your father." " So do I." "He is a good card player too." "You really think so?" "I don't want to be rude but I find he's a little uneven." "He's more uneven sometimes than others." "That's what makes him uneven." "You, on the other hand, with a little coaching, of course," " you could be terrific." " You really think so?" "You have a very definite nose." "That's very nice of you." "Do you like any of the rest of me?" "I was speaking in a "card" TD sense." "Of course, you were, shy." "I was just flirting with you." "You're not going to faint, are you?" "It's that perfume again." "I forgot." "You are used to the crocodile tail." "Sometimes you remind me of the jungle." "Like the way you smell." "It's like TD terrific storm and all night long you've been rained upon." "And then all the fragrance of the..." " So I smell like I've been rained on?" "Not you personally, madam." "If my husband were alive to protect me, you wouldn't dare flirt with me, you masher!" "You know what I love about this ship?" "It's so peaceful and quiet." "Sure it is." "Music sounds pretty." "Would you like to dance?" "It's late." "I'd like to go to bed." "You sure are a funny girl for a fellow to meet who has just been up the Congo for 3 years." "Heavens to Betsy." " We're in the wrong corridor." " Yes." " And this is you cabin?" " Yes." "I turned left when I ought to have turned port." " Isn't that a coincidence?" " It certainly is." "As long as you're here Would you like to come in and see Emma?" "I don't think I've heard that one." "I don't wanna wake her up." "Of course not." "I thought that was a joke." "Emma is no joke." "Technically she is a Collabrina Marsditia." "That little has gotten out again." " Who got out again?" " Emma." "She's around here someplace." " Be careful where you step." " What!" "Don't be frightened now." "TD best friends." "That's the trouble with people." "They just do not realize what wonderful, loyal, affectionate and sometimes even playful little pets snakes can be." "Snake!" "Emma, look what you did." "Emma wouldn't hurt a fly." "That's not a very good example." "She eats flies but she is not gonna hurt you now." "Just take it easy, Emma." "Look what I've done now." "Will you hold this?" "I'll hold it myself." "Hold the captain!" "What kind of a ship is this?" " Who is she?" " The lucky girl." "What's coming off here?" "I'll tell you..." "Thank you." "There's nothing to worry about." "That's Emma." "Are you all right, Emma?" "This isn't Emma." "This is a friend of mine." "Emma's under the bed." "He's got another one under the bed." " Why don't you just..." " Are you all right?" "The snake!" "Really?" "What did he do?" "When I saw that snake crawling..." "I know exactly how you must have felt." "Shame on you." "I'm all right." "Really, I am." "I'm awfully sorry about this." "I'm fine." "I'm getting out of here." " Wait, I'll walk with you." " Stop!" "Please." "I had enough." "Let go, Emma." "Emma, I said..." "That's better." "Just stay in there." "And you behave yourself." "You hear?" "I'm terribly sorry." "I'll take care of everything." "I'll take care of the lady." "But Would you take Emma and put her in my cabin?" "Cabin 24." "Sure." "Jean, wake up." "It's Jack the ripper again." "I am not such a thing." "Would you like to explain this, sir?" "I would love to explain this but everybody thinks I'm TD anyway." "Just an accident." "Excuse me." "Jean." "Are you alone?" "Yes, I'm alone." "You don't know what you've done to me." "I'm so sorry." "I wouldn't hurt you for anything in the world." "I mean, if there were anybody in the whole world, that I wouldn't hurt, you're the one." "Good night." " Oh, no." "You're coming in with me." " I am?" "I mean, I am." "Naturally." "You go in first." "Look under the bed." "Please." "Emma wouldn't..." "She knows where she's not welcome." "This is kind of silly." "Emma doesn't even know what cabin you're in." " Well, good night." " Don't go yet." "I couldn't bear being alone." "Please." "I guess you know I'm awfully sorry about this." "I'm sure you didn't mean it, Hotsy." "You don't mind waiting, do you?" "Not at all." "This is better." "Come sit beside me." "Please, don't go yet." "I couldn't bear being alone." "It's getting rather warm." "Good night." "Stay and comfort me." "I'll be relaxed soon." " Thank you." " That's all right." " What are you thinking about?" " Nothing." "Oh, my!" "You have a nice neck." "You have a very nice neck too." "And good shoulders." "I like strong men." "You know, when I was a little girl" "I used to dream about someone who was very strong." "Someone who would protect me." "It's funny how you build up a picture in your mind with the one you hope to meet some day." "But I guess a scientist like you isn't interested in women." "I think it's wonderful to be so absorbed in something that the ordinary things don't interest you." "It's wonderful that you have only one thing on your mind." "Even if it is snakes." "I'm a scientist but I'm a human scientist." "Of course you are, Hotsy." "I'm very human." "I'm more human than a lot of humans." " Are you married?" " No." "I'm not either." "In fact I'm a bachelor." "Haven't you ever thought about getting married?" "I'm not very good with girls." "I find it difficult to talk to girls." "You're talking to me." "Yeah, but that's different." "Why?" "With other girls my father thought that they were going with me because I was Hotsy Hamilton." "I'm no prince charming, I'm not romantic." "I guess it's because I've always been sort of short and plain." "You're not." "You should hit anybody who says you're short and plain." " Who said it?" " My father." "I hate parents who do that to their kids." "Well, it wasn't his fault." "He didn't do it to me." "I was short and plain when I was born." "I think you're very nice." "And I think you're very attractive." "You're not just saying that because I'm short and plain." "I think you have a wonderful, special kind of face." "You do?" "I think I can go to sleep now." "It certainly has been exciting talking to you." "Good night, Hotsy." "Sleep well." "Sure I will." "Good night." "Good night." "Good morning." "TD over board." "Good morning, Marty." "You haven't even been to bed yet." "I've been having a big TD with myself." "Looks like you lost." "I can see the blood." "I never, ever, met a girl like that Jean." "The jails are full of them." "Don't tell you've fallen for that dame." "She is not a dame." "She ain't exactly a man." "I've got to go along with you there." "Your shower is ready." "Will you send 2 dozen roses to Miss Harris?" "We're having breakfast together." "Thank you for your flowers." "I love them." "And the note was a lovely card." "I'm glad you liked it." "A lot of girls would have thought I was corny." "I really meant it." "You go around writing those things to strange girls and you are going to get soon for a bridge of promise." "You're not a strange girl." "Relax, I know what you mean." "I'm sure glad because I'd have a pretty tough time explaining it." "Have you ever met someone and looked them right in the eye and known immediately that you can trust them completely?" "Let's see." "Not since I was 5." "Daddy looked me straight in the eye when I TD my tricycle." "You have a wonderful sense of humor." "Always leave them laughing" "That's good." "I was a mess." "Wasn't your fault." "How was your father?" "Truthfully, I've never seen him happier." "I'm sure glad." "Because if everything was going right for him," "TD you'd be happier too." "I think you mean it." "I do." "You don't think I'm fresh, do you?" "No." "I don't think you're fresh." "I'm glad." "George, have you ever been married?" "We discussed that last night." "Don't you remember?" "I told you..." "Last night doesn't count." "I wasn't really paying attention." "Tell me again." "I'm not married." "I'm glad." "There's a big difference TD" "I think I'll need them." "It's always better to be on the safe side." "TD" "Four aces on the right, four kings on the left." "Are you decent?" "Come on in." "Good evening." "Where have you been all day?" "Having fun." "Real fun." "I hope your little buddy didn't fall over board with our 600 dollars." "He's gone to dress for dinner." "And you better do the same thing." "Because tonight we're gonna play a little cards." "I think George is in love with me." "Of course he's in love with you." "Who is he not to be in love with you?" "You have beautified the North Atlantic." "You don't get the point." "I like him too." "Why shouldn't you like him?" "I think he's going to ask me to marry him." " No!" " Yes." "That's wonderful, Jean." " Oh, that fortunate young man!" " Fortunate indeed." "I hear his pulses pounding, his ears TD ringing like telephone bells." "His hands clammy with excitement." "He won't know an ace from a deuce." "You weren't still thinking of taking him, were you?" "What were you thinking of?" "I don't think you understand, either of you." "This is on the open-up." "I think I'm in love with the poor fish, snakes and all." "He is the most decent human being I've ever met." "He is warm and sensitive, and real." "Kind of touched something in my heart." "I'd give a lot to be..." "I mean, I'm going to be exactly the way he thinks I am, the way he'd like me to be." "This is very noble of you, Jean." "And you'll go straight to, won't you dear?" "Straight to where?" "You know what I mean." "Have you forgotten that Hotsy has 600 of our dollars in his kick?" "I suppose you could take that back." "You said it." "And a little gravy along with it." "Oh, no." "Oh, yes." "Oh, no." "Oh, yes." "You'll find out I can play a little cards too." "How far are you behind, George?" "About 3000." "You give me a good hand, at last." "I'm glad you like it." "I feel that's only fair to warn you, sir." "You are going to be pretty good to beat me." "Nevertheless, my lad, 100 dollars." "I'm afraid I'll have to raise you 100." "Too high for me." "You must have something pretty good there." "I'll raise you 100." "I don't like to see you lose you money, sir, but I cannot let that challenge go unanswered." "100." "You're making me very nervous." "Still." "200." "Hamilton does not know the meaning of the word "fear"." "And 100." "Harris doesn't know the word "defeat"." "200." "It's getting exciting," "What are you doing?" "I'm terribly sorry, darling." "I thought I'd given you 6 cards." "Far from it." "And 100." "I couldn't have enough money for this." "Just in case." "Oh, yes." "I raise you 1000." "I think I'll just call you, sir, and show you how hopeless it really is." "Cards?" "I see no necessity." "And you, George?" "Not, unless you have another queen, which I doubt." "I'll see what I can do." "I thought at least one of you had 4 aces." "I have 4 queens." "And you, sir?" "I will get to say I was bluffing." "Please, spare me the shame of showing you with what." "I guess I should have laid my hand down." "You don't think he minds, do you, dear?" "Daddy loves to lose." "How do you stand now, George?" "1000 dollars behind." "We're going to stop right there." " One more round?" " All right." "You can play all night if you'd rather do that than be with me." "I'm afraid, sir, she's going to be firm about this." "I'm afraid you don't know just how firm." "I'll meet you on A deck in 5 minutes." "I want your word about TD that you won't play anymore." "You have it." "Know any other games, Harry?" "As a matter of fact I feel very guilty winning even 1000 dollars from you." "It's a drop in the ocean." "Every time the clock ticks 28 people bite into 28 hot dogs." "There you are." "But it's the principle of the thing that bothers me." "I mean, father who wins money of his son-in-law." "It looks so bad!" "I'll tell you what we'll do." "Let's get rid of the thousand." "Double or nothing." "I know you want to do the right thing." "I'm sure." "If you try just once more..." "TD rather just lose the 32,000 than have it run up in any real money." "Make it out to cash, will you?" "As a matter of fact I'd prefer that you didn't mention anything about the whole deal." "You can depend on it, my boy." "You certainly may." "You promised me you weren't going to play anymore." "We weren't playing anymore." "We were just wiping out my loss." "Now that you taught George not to play double-or-nothing, what are you going to do with that check?" "Just this, my darling." "You mean, this whole thing was a joke?" "Of course, it was." "You don't forget about our date in a few minutes on A deck." "I have a surprise for you." "All right, dear." "Good night, sir, and thank you for a wonderful evening." "Real pleasure." "TD my own daughter." "I had to, dear." "I meant what I said." "I'm in love with him and if he asks me I'm going to marry him." " I think you really mean that." " I do." "If Hotsy is what you need to make you happy, you have my blessing." "You and Gerald will come and stay with us?" "At least part of the time, anyway." "No." "It would be just too tempting." "Did you tell him about us yet?" "No, but I'm going to." "Just to save Gerald any embarrassment would you mind waiting until the ship docks before you tell him?" "All right." "He's waiting for me." "I'll see you later." "Thank you." "It's nice of you to say so but it isn't really true." "Gregory Peck is really a little taller than I am." "Just a shave." "But he doesn't love you like I do." "I don't care how tall he is." "You want me to play for you?" "Very much." "Certainly, darling." "I'd be more than..." "Please, play for me, Hotsy." "Take a boy like me, take a girl like you" "On a moonlight sail on a sea of blue" "It's a night in June, there's a moon above" "Love is in the air, so they fall in love" "And the same thing happens with the birds and the bees" "As they flit among the flowers, as they nestle in the trees" "Yes, the same thing happens with the birds and the bees" "And it's happening to us tonight" "What the big giraffes like to do for laughs" "And "orangutangs" only do in gangs" "Why a love-starved whale starts to fan his tail" "Where the female is, you will find a male" "Well, the same thing happens with the birds and the bees" "As they flit among the flowers, as they nestle in the trees" "Yes, the same thing happens with the birds and the bees" "And it's happening to us tonight" "It's the reason why kangaroos jump high" "Why the trout and perch swim around and search" "And this common urge makes a kitten purr" "Where you see a him, you will see a her" "And the same thing happens with the birds and the bees" "As they flit among the flowers, as they nestle in the trees" "Yes, the same thing happens with the birds and the bees" "And it's happening to us tonight" "And it's happening to us tonight" "Every bird, every bee" "Every he, every she" "Just like you, just like me" "Is falling in love tonight" "TD out of here." "I didn't know they were all watching." "Don't be so TD." "Hotsy, when you were on the deck alone, who were you pretending to talk to?" "Nobody." "Actually, I was practising to..." "Well, it was you." "If it was my conversation" "I have a right to know what I missed." "It's kind of funny." "You can laugh if you want to." "It's funny that a fellow like me would be saying this to a girl like you." "Because I never had anyone who really cared." "I guess that's why I went to Africa in the first place." "You wouldn't want to marry me, would you?" "More than I've ever wanted anything in my life." "That's what I figured." "I didn't think I..." "What?" "I love you." "You don't." "You do?" "You really do?" "What's the matter, darling?" "You don't have an aspirin, do you?" "No." "Why?" "I've never proposed before." "It gives me a headache." "Oh, you." "Good morning, sir." " May I help you?" " You'd better." "What kind of a ship are you running here?" "I beg your pardon." "Mr. George Hamilton, the 2nd is getting TD clean with his clothes on." "And it's my job to see that that don't happen." "I think you're looking for the laundry." "This TD man is a friend of the president of your line." "TD" "You carry a little private envelope, don't you?" "With pictures of all the TD sharks that travel on your boat." "Let's have a look at it." "We ain't got much time." " I'm not..." " Come on, let's see it." "Good morning, Marty." "Did you ever see a morning like this?" "October 29th, 1929." "That was the day of the big crash." "You said it." "How do you want it, in small doses or all at once?" "What?" "The dame sure got you hooked." "We are going to be married." "Are you?" "Maybe you'd better take a look at this, buddy." "All right." "Good morning, Mr. Hamilton." "Triple scotch." "Soda or water?" "Triple scotch." "Yes, Mr. Hamilton." "Good morning, Hotsy." "I thought you didn't..." "See, I figured as long as we're engaged now we should let our hair down." "TD" "I tipple." "That's my secret." "Susan never minded." "Susan?" "Susan was my first wife." "You are divorced?" "You told me you were never married before." "Susan doesn't count." "We were just kids at the time." "Fill me up." "Susan is the reason you went to Africa?" "Anne." "Anne?" "Anne was my second wife." "She came after Susan." "And Allie." "You were married to Allie?" "Two times." "But don't you worry." "I can afford you." "You can afford me?" "Certain." "All other girls got wonderful settlements from dad." "Why didn't you tell me all of this?" "You probably like surprises." "Where did you get this?" "I had it all the time." "You mean, you were playing me for a sucker." "Everybody's out for whatever they can get." "Let's not make a big deal out of this thing." "I was on the TD with you." "I was going to tell you about it." "Sure you were." "You're trying to make me feel cheap," "You've done it." "Congratulations." "It's all right, darling?" "A very wise men once said" ""never give a sucker an even break"" "I hate him." "There should be a lesson to all of this:" "never trust a man who associates to snakes." "You know what really makes my blood boil, when I think we let that sucker TD" "I told you not to mix business with pleasure." "Don't worry, it'll never happen again." "He wouldn't tear it up." "Wouldn't be sporty." "How did they do?" "When you two quit snapping at each other?" "Pardon, monsieur, but is this sit..." "William?" "Harry at the moment." "Harry, of course." "Harry." "Still as pretty as a buck of aces." "Hello, Francis." "Jack." "Jack at the moment." "At your service." "This is certainly a welcome sight to see you again." "Do you know the Hamiltons?" "What's the matter if he does?" "Do I know the Hamiltons?" "Do you know George?" "He's not backwards, he's a scientist." "That's the reason." "I thought he was peculiar." "Wonderful to see you again." "What do we have in the 3rd?" " Frenchie." " Jaques, darling." "Could I come and visit you sometime?" "Could you come and visit me sometime?" " As your cousin." " As my cousin?" "This is ridiculous." "But papa, it is not ridiculous." "I have someone TD with the young blue beard." "I think we are back in the meat packing business." "Oui, papa." "Not yet, my dear." "Good evening, Horace." "Allors, ma petite, vous venez?" "Oui, papa." "Bonsoir." "Madame et monsieur Hamilton, may I present my cousin," "I'm sure glad to meet you, duke." "Count, Horace." "You just call me Louise." "Louise?" "It's the same dame." "Hey, George." "What you want to do that for?" "I'm sorry." "You better get down here." "I told them I wouldn't come into their party." "You get on your monkey suit and get down here." "It's nothing." "It's just rare crystal." "Très heureuse de faire votre connaisance, monsieur." "That means "I am very happy to meet you"" "Horace, is your son not very well?" "What's the matter with you?" "Nothing." "Haven't we met?" "But of course." "Don't you feel well?" "I can't really tell." "I think perhaps he means "haven't you met before somewhere"" "Yes." "You had a tiny little mustache at the time and you tried to meet me after dance in the casino." "No." "Then I do not know." "Could it have been on the SS Southern Queen" "I have never been in Afrique." "You have never been in Afrique." "She has never been in Afrique." "As a matter of fact we have never been in North Amérique until 3 days ago." "I weren't on the SS Southern Queen." "What is the matter with you?" "It's a rinky-dink." "George, were you very much in love with her?" "You can tell me all about her." "My son is brighter on some days than he is on others." "Horace, may I propose a toast to your son?" "Yeah." "Merci." "To George!" "Did you hurt yourself?" "Anybody can creep." "Not over a table." "That table has been there 15 years, no one ever fell over it before." "Now the ice is broken." "Au revoir." "It's the same guy and the same dame." "If they were trying to fool me, she would have come down here alone." "One of them might be able to fool me." "One of them." "But two of them..." "In the first place they wouldn't try it together." "They're too smart for that." "And maybe you are too dumb." "And that's the first thing anyone would say." "That's the first thing." "She even said I looked familiar." "Why shouldn't you?" "You haven't changed." "She wouldn't admit it if I had." "If she didn't look so exactly like the other girl then I'd be suspicious." "You just don't understand psichology." "If you were going to pretend that you were someone else, what's the first thing you do?" "First thing you do, you try to change yourself completely." "You dye your hair, wear glasses..." "Are you trying to tell me this ain't the same dame that was on the boat." "That's right." "You've fallen for it because you want to fall for it." "You're still in love with the dame." "You're not very bright." "I had to change my other coat." "It was a mess." "Do you know I find your son very handsome?" "You do?" "Oui." "What are you doing?" "Beat it." "Mr. Burrows won't like this." "Shut up." "I'm the second buttler." "I'll see Mr. Burrows." "Roastbeef?" "You're on the wrong side." "Take a roastbeef, George." "I never eat meat." "Put a piece on your plate." "You must not get angry." "I'm sorry." "He's a vegetarian, it drives me insane." "What do you think you're doing in the dining-room?" "I'm butling." " Roasbeef?" " I have no service." "Sorry." "Ladies first." "Over here." "Vous permettez, madame?" "Thank you." "What's the matter?" "Don't you want any?" " Take some roastbeef." " With what?" "Give him the tools." "Here you are." "Will you get that gorilla out of here or must I?" "With enthusiasm, sir." "It is the same dame." "I'll take" "Get out of here!" "Beg your pardon, Mr. George." "I tell you it's the same dame." "I prefer medium TD, please." " Horace, I enjoyed the dinner so much." " And the floor show." "Never a dull moment when George is around." "Always he's been a strange boy." "There you are, George." "You're looking very elegant." "Thank you." "If anything happens to this outfit though I'm afraid I'll have to put on a bathing suit." "What else could happen?" "I bet Louise sees I'm real spook." "She's used to see young men —how do you say— falling for her." "You two look so much like a people that I've met..." "Tell me." "The man, does he resemble me?" "Yes, sir." "I knew it." "The girl, does she have light brown eyes, TD little TD nose." "Among other things." "They have returned." "They have?" "I want you to give me your solemn TD d'honneur." "Never to TD to a living soul." "I don't understand..." "You are ratting the skeleton in my family closet." "I didn't mean..." "You see before you a man whose family is cursed by a black sheep." "My twin brother, who was taken to England when he was a little boy, is a thief." "A thief!" "Those who have reason to believe that he is a murderer." "A murd—!" "You cannot imagine what this man has done to us." "Naturally we have tried to disguise his activities to save the Lebrand reputation but once he even..." "Come here." "It's all right." "Go ahead." "I cannot tell you what a nightmare we have lived." "My brother is very handsome but he is attracted to women." ""Handsome Harry" he is called." "Handsome Ha—?" "That's the fellow who was on the boat." "But of course." "The father of the other girl." "But she looks so much..." "That is the fact which we must clTD the secret we must carry to our grave." " You mean..." " Exactly." "I cannot admit the possibility that in both instances Handsome Ha..." "Louise knows nothing of his." "If she were to find out he would kill her." "You can depend on me, sir." "I knew I could trust you." "There she is now." "I'll go to her." "Georgie, you look very nice in your white TD" "I'm afraid I got out to a rather clumsy start." "I found you most amusant." "I'm not always that clumsy." "But I'm sure you are not." "I would like to get to know you better." "Perhaps you know a nice quiet place where we can be alone and TD" "Sure." "The conservatory." "What's the matter." "I am TD" "At least this time it wasn't my fault." "Coffee, mademoiselle?" "Done it again!" "Excuse me." "I must apologize for my son." "He hasn't been the same since he got back from Africa." "Horace" "Excuse me." "An early Monet, is it not?" "30,000 bucks worth." "Very beautiful." "Ming dinasty?" "You're a collector too, count?" "In my own small way." "Being among so many rich treasures makes my fingers itch." "Help yourself." "You must bring the count over to our next game." "We play a friendly little game of cutthroat gin." "Thank you, no." "I never gamble." "Gesundheit." "Does she sing?" "Mais certainement she sings." "In French?" "French, Latin, Greek..." "This gives me a great idea." "Excuse me." "Your daddy tells me you're quite a singer." "I enjoy to sing." "I know it's kind of an imposition with all these people around but" "I was just thinking..." "But of course I would." "I enjoy to sing." "I do not believe in being —how you call—modest." "I like to sing." "If you want me to sing I will be very happy to sing for you and you." "That is the way we are in France." "Quiet, everybody." "La parisiène." "This is much better." "Have you met the lady La Parisienne?" "whose fast is shady La Parisienne." "I am la femme all the men cherchait my burning kisses drive them crazy" "but what a lovely way for someone to go crazy seul, seul" "My eyes will lure you" "when I amour you you are being "amoured"" "No one has captured" "La Parisienne" "You like my parfume?" "but why not?" "I love this TD" "C'est jolie." "I'm glad you decided to come to Connecticut." "So am I." "It's 10 o'clock." "Thank you, Marty." "I was just wondering what time it was." "Why don't you come back at 11 or 2:30 or Labour Day?" "It's Emma's feeding time." "I thought maybe the vicecountess would like to feed her." "Snake!" "Oh, sweet." "And you call her Emma?" " Louise!" " Excuse me." "It's papa." "Where have you been?" "We've been wild about you." "It's the same dame." "Mademoiselle, we'll be able to open our own flower shop." "Why can't he send candy?" "It doesn't matter what he send." "Just let him keep on sending and we'll keep on receiving." "I suspect a very strong mercenary streak in you, Gerard." " Deplorable." " Yes, isn't it?" "Go ahead and read the card." "Excuse me, I can't stand sentiment." "Gerald, take these things with you." ""Meeting you is like the beginning of a long journey"" "He's going on a long journey all right." "I don't want to see my inquisity birth." "Just what are you playing?" "After all I have a rather large stake here." "I'm going to marry him." "What?" "We're going to marry him." "But you can't!" "You'll ruin me!" "Relax, Frenchie." "We have everything all worked out." "A beautiful foolproof game." "And you get 10% of the action." "I do?" "Have he asked you to marry him yet?" "He will." "When?" "Soon." "It's going to be on a beautiful moonlight night." "Georgie and I will go for a long walk in the garden." "He'll tell me of his dreams and of snakes, and his unhappy childhood and I'll sympathize with him." "And before a TD we'll be sitting on a bench and he'll have his arm around me and he'll say" "Seems like I've known you a long, long time, Louise." "It's like we were old, old buddies." "Oui." "And it is too bad that we "moost" leave next week, buddy" "Buddy, I don't want you to ever leave." " But I "moost"." " No, you "moostn't"." "You see, I'm in love with you." "No!" "That comes as quite a shock to you It came as quite a shock to me too." "George?" "I don't suppose a girl like you would marry a boy like me." "Mais oui!" "Mother!" "I was just on the garden, I proposed to Loise and she said "yes" and we're gonna get married." "Daddy!" "We're going to be married!" "Dad!" "I was on the garden with Louise and we're gonna be married!" "Marty!" "I find it difficult to believe that I'm honeymooning with you and you're honeymooning with me." " I..." " Just the two of us" " I..." " All alone." " I..." " By ourselves." " I..." " Alone." "I have been dreaming of this moment for a long long time." "Someone is at "la porte"." "Excusez moi." "He could not sleep so I brought him upstairs." "He wanted to say goodnight to his mama." "His mama?" "What are you doing up here, André?" "I miss you too, chéri." "I want you to meet your new papa." "I know this is André." "But who is André?" "Andrè is Luise's son." "What a lucky man you are to start the marriage with a little son." "TD downstairs." "It's too bad that André missed the wedding." "I'm glad he was able to make the honeymoon." "I see you're having a lot of fun together so goodbye." "You didn't tell me that you had a little boy." "You are angry with me." "I wanted to tell you about André." "I married a French student when I was a very young girl" "Then I said to myself "if I tell George perhaps he will not love me"" "So I said to myself "Lulu, you wait a little while"" "but now it is too late." "You hate me?" "Oh, that's silly." "I really like children." "It's just that I wasn't expecting one so soon." "This is Hans." "He insisted that I bring him up." "He misses André very much." "Gruß Gott." "Mama, ich hab' dich sehr vermisst." "Hans is such a good boy." "I know he is a good boy but whose good boy?" "He is ours." "It's a good thing I love kids." "Then you do not mind the children?" "I must admit this isn't exactly the way I pictured my honeymoon." "A fellow's never been married and you just don't know what to expect." "You have never been married?" "This is the biggest thing that ever happened to me." "You mean you have never..." "Look what you have here." "Can I join the happy floor?" "What are you doing here, Marty?" "I'm sorry to interfere with your honeyboom but you're going to have to go on that along." "These ain't even her kids." "She is working the badger game." "She is a phony." "Phony?" "He is a phony too." "If you want me to hit him or anything, Louise?" "All right, ladies, come and get them." "Let's go." "The honeymoon is over." "I'll come back for the rest of his clothes." "While it is also true that these children do not belong to my daughter it is also true that my daughter is still married to monsieur Hamilton." "All the kids and everything was to get you to walk out on it." "Why would she want me to walk out on it?" "So she could put that devil TD" "She wants money from me?" "I'm afraid so." "You don't have to give them a dime." "Tell her to get in touch with my lawyers." "I'll tell them to give her whatever she wants." "Now if you will excuse me?" "I don't feel very good." "I still say it's the same babe." "We got that straighten." "I'm tired." "I'm going home and gonna sleep for a week." " Get packed." " Get what?" "We're leaving for Africa in the morning." "How about half a million for a starter?" "No." "I like a girl who thinks big." "A million?" "No." "Not a penny." "What did you say?" "He's never been married before." "So what?" "You don't understand." "He's never been married before." "He told me all those things on the boat because he was hurt." "He loves me." "He loves me as both girls." "Very touching, sure, but..." "Oh, I love him." "Don't start that" "TD" " I beg your pardon." "Oh, that's all right." "What is the matter with you?" "Why don't you look where you're going?" "Good evening." "What a pleasant surprise." "Hello, Hotsy." "Jean, I'm so glad to see you." "I'm so glad to see you too, Hotsy." " Will you excuse us, sir?" " Gladly." "Will you hold my book?" "Jean, I love you." "I've always loved you." "This is my cabin." " Hotsy, I'm married." " So am I." "You thought I didn't know it was the same girl all the time." "Sure I did."