"HERESHEIS NOW,ELLEN DEGENERES." "HERESHEIS NOW,ELLEN DEGENERES." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "DEGENERES." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ELLEN:" "HI." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ELLEN:" "HI." "THAT'S NICE OF YOU." "ELLEN:" "HI." "THAT'S NICE OF YOU." "THANK YOU SO MUCH." "THAT'S NICE OF YOU." "THANK YOU SO MUCH." "OH, HI." "THANK YOU SO MUCH." "OH, HI." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "OH, HI." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "HI." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "HI." "LISTEN, THANKS A WHOLE LOT." "HI." "LISTEN, THANKS A WHOLE LOT." "I FEEL LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU." "LISTEN, THANKS A WHOLE LOT." "I FEEL LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "I FEEL LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY." "THANKS FOR BEING HERE." "HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY." "THANKS FOR BEING HERE." "I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING, IF" "THANKS FOR BEING HERE." "I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING, IF YOU WATCH MY SHOW, FIRST OF" "I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING, IF YOU WATCH MY SHOW, FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE SMART." "YOU WATCH MY SHOW, FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE SMART." "SECONDLY, YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE" "ALL, YOU'RE SMART." "SECONDLY, YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE GAMES." "SECONDLY, YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE GAMES." "I ALWAYS HAVE." "GAMES." "I ALWAYS HAVE." "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, MY FAVORITE" "I ALWAYS HAVE." "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, MY FAVORITE GAME WAS HOPSCOTCH." "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, MY FAVORITE GAME WAS HOPSCOTCH." "ANYBODY?" "GAME WAS HOPSCOTCH." "ANYBODY?" "HOPSCOTCH?" "ANYBODY?" "HOPSCOTCH?" "[APPLAUSE]" "HOPSCOTCH?" "[APPLAUSE] I WOULD WAIT UNTIL MY MAMA" "[APPLAUSE] I WOULD WAIT UNTIL MY MAMA WASN'T WORKING AND I WOULD" "I WOULD WAIT UNTIL MY MAMA WASN'T WORKING AND I WOULD DRINK SOME SCOTCH AND HOP" "WASN'T WORKING AND I WOULD DRINK SOME SCOTCH AND HOP AROUND THE KITCHEN." "DRINK SOME SCOTCH AND HOP AROUND THE KITCHEN." "[LAUGHTER]" "AROUND THE KITCHEN." "[LAUGHTER] THERE'S A NEW GAME OUT THERE" "[LAUGHTER] THERE'S A NEW GAME OUT THERE CALLED PIE FACE." "THERE'S A NEW GAME OUT THERE CALLED PIE FACE." "IT LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN." "CALLED PIE FACE." "IT LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN." "I GOT IT FOR MY NIECES BECAUSE" "IT LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN." "I GOT IT FOR MY NIECES BECAUSE IT'S A CHILD'S GAME, BUT IT'S A" "I GOT IT FOR MY NIECES BECAUSE IT'S A CHILD'S GAME, BUT IT'S A GAME AT ANY MOMENT THAT YOU" "IT'S A CHILD'S GAME, BUT IT'S A GAME AT ANY MOMENT THAT YOU COULD GET A PIE IN YOUR FACE" "GAME AT ANY MOMENT THAT YOU COULD GET A PIE IN YOUR FACE SO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN, RIGHT?" "COULD GET A PIE IN YOUR FACE SO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN, RIGHT?" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "SO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN, RIGHT?" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SOME OF YOU WERE RELUCTANTLY" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SOME OF YOU WERE RELUCTANTLY CLAPPING, LIKE, WHERE IS SHE" "SOME OF YOU WERE RELUCTANTLY CLAPPING, LIKE, WHERE IS SHE GOING WITH THIS?" "CLAPPING, LIKE, WHERE IS SHE GOING WITH THIS?" "SINCE THE "GOLDEN GLOBES" ARE" "GOING WITH THIS?" "SINCE THE "GOLDEN GLOBES" ARE SUNDAY, HI TO MAKE A BIG" "SINCE THE "GOLDEN GLOBES" ARE SUNDAY, HI TO MAKE A BIG VERSION OF IT AND I CALLED IT" "SUNDAY, HI TO MAKE A BIG VERSION OF IT AND I CALLED IT GOLDEN DELICIOUS PIE FACE." "VERSION OF IT AND I CALLED IT GOLDEN DELICIOUS PIE FACE." "¶ I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE ¶" "GOLDEN DELICIOUS PIE FACE." "¶ I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE ¶ ¶ WHEN I'M WITH YOU ¶" "¶ I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE ¶ ¶ WHEN I'M WITH YOU ¶ ¶ BUT I LOVE IT ¶" "¶ WHEN I'M WITH YOU ¶ ¶ BUT I LOVE IT ¶ ¶ I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE ¶" "¶ BUT I LOVE IT ¶ ¶ I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE ¶ ¶ WHEN I'M WITH YOU ¶" "¶ I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE ¶ ¶ WHEN I'M WITH YOU ¶ ¶ BUT I LOVE IT ¶" "¶ WHEN I'M WITH YOU ¶ ¶ BUT I LOVE IT ¶ ¶ BUT I LOVE IT ¶¶" "¶ BUT I LOVE IT ¶ ¶ BUT I LOVE IT ¶¶ ELLEN:" "ALLRIGHT." "¶ BUT I LOVE IT ¶¶ ELLEN:" "ALLRIGHT." "FIRST OF ALL, I NEED TWO" "ELLEN:" "ALLRIGHT." "FIRST OF ALL, I NEED TWO CONTESTANTS." "FIRST OF ALL, I NEED TWO CONTESTANTS." "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "CONTESTANTS." "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT." "LET'S SEE." "ALL RIGHT." "LET'S SEE." "HOLD ON." "LET'S SEE." "HOLD ON." "I HAVE NAMES CHOSEN." "HOLD ON." "I HAVE NAMES CHOSEN." "ALEXANDRA " " AND CARLY LINDH." "I HAVE NAMES CHOSEN." "ALEXANDRA " " AND CARLY LINDH." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "ALEXANDRA " " AND CARLY LINDH." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HELLO." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HELLO." "ELLEN:" "HI." "HELLO." "ELLEN:" "HI." "YOU'RE FRIENDS NOW, BUT JUST" "ELLEN:" "HI." "YOU'RE FRIENDS NOW, BUT JUST WAIT." "YOU'RE FRIENDS NOW, BUT JUST WAIT." "ONE OF YOU WILL WIN A TICKET TO" "WAIT." "ONE OF YOU WILL WIN A TICKET TO THE RED CARPET AT THE "GOLDEN" "ONE OF YOU WILL WIN A TICKET TO THE RED CARPET AT THE "GOLDEN GLOBES" IN THE BLEACHERS." "THE RED CARPET AT THE "GOLDEN GLOBES" IN THE BLEACHERS." "YOU WILL SEE EVERYBODY." "GLOBES" IN THE BLEACHERS." "YOU WILL SEE EVERYBODY." "I KNOW." "YOU WILL SEE EVERYBODY." "I KNOW." "SO HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS." "I KNOW." "SO HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS." "I WILL ASK YOU A QUESTION AND" "SO HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS." "I WILL ASK YOU A QUESTION AND IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU GET 1" "I WILL ASK YOU A QUESTION AND IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU GET 1 POINT." "IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU GET 1 POINT." "IF YOU GET IT WRONG, I WILL" "POINT." "IF YOU GET IT WRONG, I WILL SPIN THIS AND HOWEVER MANY THE" "IF YOU GET IT WRONG, I WILL SPIN THIS AND HOWEVER MANY THE NUMBERS IS, YOU HAVE TO CRANK" "SPIN THIS AND HOWEVER MANY THE NUMBERS IS, YOU HAVE TO CRANK THAT THING AND HOPE THAT IT" "NUMBERS IS, YOU HAVE TO CRANK THAT THING AND HOPE THAT IT DOESN'T GO IN YOUR FACE." "THAT THING AND HOPE THAT IT DOESN'T GO IN YOUR FACE." "OKAY." "DOESN'T GO IN YOUR FACE." "OKAY." "HERE WE GO." "OKAY." "HERE WE GO." "ELLEN:" "IT'SRANDOMAND IT" "HERE WE GO." "ELLEN:" "IT'SRANDOMAND IT COULD LAUNCH A PIE IN YOUR FACE" "ELLEN:" "IT'SRANDOMAND IT COULD LAUNCH A PIE IN YOUR FACE AT ANY MOMENT." "COULD LAUNCH A PIE IN YOUR FACE AT ANY MOMENT." "GET INTO POSITION, WHICHEVER" "AT ANY MOMENT." "GET INTO POSITION, WHICHEVER ONE YOU CHOOSE, BOTH OF YOU." "GET INTO POSITION, WHICHEVER ONE YOU CHOOSE, BOTH OF YOU." "SO HERE WE GO." "ONE YOU CHOOSE, BOTH OF YOU." "SO HERE WE GO." "I WILL ASK A QUESTION FIRST TO" "SO HERE WE GO." "I WILL ASK A QUESTION FIRST TO CARLY." "I WILL ASK A QUESTION FIRST TO CARLY." "BRYAN CRANSTON PLAYS A FAMOUS" "CARLY." "BRYAN CRANSTON PLAYS A FAMOUS WRITER IN "TRUMBO."" "BRYAN CRANSTON PLAYS A FAMOUS WRITER IN "TRUMBO." WHAT IS THAT WRITER'S FULL NAME?" "WRITER IN "TRUMBO." WHAT IS THAT WRITER'S FULL NAME?" "OH,GOODNESS,THAT'SAGREAT" "WHAT IS THAT WRITER'S FULL NAME?" "OH,GOODNESS,THAT'SAGREAT QUESTION." "OH,GOODNESS,THAT'SAGREAT QUESTION." "ELLEN:" "THANKYOU." "QUESTION." "ELLEN:" "THANKYOU." "[LAUGHTER]" "ELLEN:" "THANKYOU." "[LAUGHTER] PLEASE REFRAIN FROM MOVING YOUR" "[LAUGHTER] PLEASE REFRAIN FROM MOVING YOUR FACE BACK." "PLEASE REFRAIN FROM MOVING YOUR FACE BACK." "OH,GOODNESS." "FACE BACK." "OH,GOODNESS." "I'M NOT SURE." "OH,GOODNESS." "I'M NOT SURE." "ELLEN:" "GUESSANAME." "I'M NOT SURE." "ELLEN:" "GUESSANAME." "IWILLGO WITHJ.K.ROWLING." "ELLEN:" "GUESSANAME." "IWILLGO WITHJ.K.ROWLING." "ELLEN:" "NO." "IWILLGO WITHJ.K.ROWLING." "ELLEN:" "NO." "THE MOVIE IS TRUMBO AND THAT'S" "ELLEN:" "NO." "THE MOVIE IS TRUMBO AND THAT'S THE LAST NAME AND THE FIRST" "THE MOVIE IS TRUMBO AND THAT'S THE LAST NAME AND THE FIRST NAME IS DALTON." "THE LAST NAME AND THE FIRST NAME IS DALTON." "SO WE'LL SPIN THIS AND SEE HOW" "NAME IS DALTON." "SO WE'LL SPIN THIS AND SEE HOW MANY CRANKS YOU HAVE TO DO." "SO WE'LL SPIN THIS AND SEE HOW MANY CRANKS YOU HAVE TO DO." "FIVE." "MANY CRANKS YOU HAVE TO DO." "FIVE." "THAT'S THE MOST." "FIVE." "THAT'S THE MOST." "FIVE TIMES AROUND." "THAT'S THE MOST." "FIVE TIMES AROUND." "ONE, TWO " "FIVE TIMES AROUND." "ONE, TWO -- DOFIVE" "ONE, TWO -- DOFIVE--  ELLEN:" "WHAT?" "DOFIVE--  ELLEN:" "WHAT?" "CLICKS." "ELLEN:" "WHAT?" "CLICKS." "OH, OKAY." "CLICKS." "OH, OKAY." "YOU'RE OKAY." "OH, OKAY." "YOU'RE OKAY." "[LAUGHTER]" "YOU'RE OKAY." "[LAUGHTER] WITH THE KIDS' GAME " " SOMEDAY" "[LAUGHTER] WITH THE KIDS' GAME " " SOMEDAY WE'LL REHEARSE." "WITH THE KIDS' GAME " " SOMEDAY WE'LL REHEARSE." "[LAUGHTER]" "WE'LL REHEARSE." "[LAUGHTER] STEVE CARELL AND RICKY GERVAIS" "[LAUGHTER] STEVE CARELL AND RICKY GERVAIS BOTH PLAYED THE MANAGER OF A" "STEVE CARELL AND RICKY GERVAIS BOTH PLAYED THE MANAGER OF A PAPER COMPANY ON WHAT TV SHOW?" "BOTH PLAYED THE MANAGER OF A PAPER COMPANY ON WHAT TV SHOW?" ""THEOFFICE,"DUNDERMIFF" "PAPER COMPANY ON WHAT TV SHOW?" ""THEOFFICE,"DUNDERMIFF L*I N." ""THEOFFICE,"DUNDERMIFF L*I N. ELLEN:" "THAT'SRIGHT." "L*I N. ELLEN:" "THAT'SRIGHT." ""JOY" IS NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN" "ELLEN:" "THAT'SRIGHT." ""JOY" IS NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE." ""JOY" IS NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE." "WHAT IS ANOTHER MOVIE NOMINATED?" "GLOBE." "WHAT IS ANOTHER MOVIE NOMINATED?" "IDON'TKNOW." "WHAT IS ANOTHER MOVIE NOMINATED?" "IDON'TKNOW." "ELLEN:" "DOYOUWANTTOGUESS ?" "IDON'TKNOW." "ELLEN:" "DOYOUWANTTOGUESS ?" "IDON'TKNOW." "ELLEN:" "DOYOUWANTTOGUESS ?" "IDON'TKNOW." "ELLEN:" INSIDE-OUT." "IDON'TKNOW." "ELLEN:" INSIDE-OUT." "" GREAT MOVIE." "ELLEN:" INSIDE-OUT." "" GREAT MOVIE." "IT'S FOUR." "" GREAT MOVIE." "IT'S FOUR." "LESS THAN FIVE." "IT'S FOUR." "LESS THAN FIVE." "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR." "LESS THAN FIVE." "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR." "ALMOST HAD YOU." "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR." "ALMOST HAD YOU." "MELISSA MCCARTHY IS HILARIOUS" "ALMOST HAD YOU." "MELISSA MCCARTHY IS HILARIOUS IN "SPY."" "MELISSA MCCARTHY IS HILARIOUS IN "SPY." I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE" "IN "SPY." I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING BLUE IN HERE." "I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING BLUE IN HERE." "WHAT IS IT?" "SOMETHING BLUE IN HERE." "WHAT IS IT?" "YOUREYES." "WHAT IS IT?" "YOUREYES." "ELLEN:" "NO." "YOUREYES." "ELLEN:" "NO." "IT WAS YOUR DRESS." "ELLEN:" "NO." "IT WAS YOUR DRESS." "OKAY." "IT WAS YOUR DRESS." "OKAY." "[LAUGHTER]" "OKAY." "[LAUGHTER] ELLEN:" "TWO." "[LAUGHTER] ELLEN:" "TWO." "SHE HAS LUCK ON HER SIDE TODAY." "ELLEN:" "TWO." "SHE HAS LUCK ON HER SIDE TODAY." "ONE, TWO." "SHE HAS LUCK ON HER SIDE TODAY." "ONE, TWO." "AH!" "ONE, TWO." "AH!" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "AH!" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ELLEN:" "WE'RENOTOVER." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ELLEN:" "WE'RENOTOVER." "THE GAME IS NOT OVER, IS IT?" "ELLEN:" "WE'RENOTOVER." "THE GAME IS NOT OVER, IS IT?" "ALL RIGHT." "THE GAME IS NOT OVER, IS IT?" "ALL RIGHT." "THAT MEANS " " I WILL GIVE YOU" "ALL RIGHT." "THAT MEANS " " I WILL GIVE YOU ONE MORE." "THAT MEANS " " I WILL GIVE YOU ONE MORE." "MAKEITTHREEROUNDS." "ONE MORE." "MAKEITTHREEROUNDS." "ELLEN:" "THISIS JUSTFOR YOU ." "MAKEITTHREEROUNDS." "ELLEN:" "THISIS JUSTFOR YOU ." "SO LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS AMAZING" "ELLEN:" "THISIS JUSTFOR YOU ." "SO LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS AMAZING IN "REVENANT."" "SO LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS AMAZING IN "REVENANT." SPELL DICAPRIO BACKWARDS." "IN "REVENANT." SPELL DICAPRIO BACKWARDS." "O-R-I- " "SPELL DICAPRIO BACKWARDS." "O-R-I- - ELLEN:" "UM" " IT 'SR-I." "O-R-I- - ELLEN:" "UM" " IT 'SR-I." "LET'S JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS." "ELLEN:" "UM" " IT 'SR-I." "LET'S JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS." "JUST TWO." "LET'S JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS." "JUST TWO." "ONE " "JUST TWO." "ONE -- AH!" "ONE -- AH!" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "AH!" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ELLEN:" "THAT'SMY FAVORITE" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ELLEN:" "THAT'SMY FAVORITE NEW GAME." "ELLEN:" "THAT'SMY FAVORITE NEW GAME." "ALL RIGHT." "NEW GAME." "ALL RIGHT." "I THINK YOU BOTH DESERVE TO GO." "ALL RIGHT." "I THINK YOU BOTH DESERVE TO GO." "YOU ARE BOTH GOING TO THE" "I THINK YOU BOTH DESERVE TO GO." "YOU ARE BOTH GOING TO THE "GOLDEN GLOBES."" "YOU ARE BOTH GOING TO THE "GOLDEN GLOBES." [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" ""GOLDEN GLOBES." [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO GET A" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AND YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO GET A 55-INCH CCL ROKU TV AS WELL." "AND YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO GET A 55-INCH CCL ROKU TV AS WELL." "LET'S SHAKE OUR BONES WITH THIS 55-INCH CCL ROKU TV AS WELL." "LET'S SHAKE OUR BONES WITH THIS DANCE, SHALL WE?" "LET'S SHAKE OUR BONES WITH THIS DANCE, SHALL WE?" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "¶" "ELLEN:" "OH,BOY." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY APP" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY APP HEAD'S UP." "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY APP HEAD'S UP." "[APPLAUSE]" "HEAD'S UP." "[APPLAUSE] HEAD'S UP HAS BEEN DOWNLOADED" "[APPLAUSE] HEAD'S UP HAS BEEN DOWNLOADED OVER 22 MILLION TIMES." "HEAD'S UP HAS BEEN DOWNLOADED OVER 22 MILLION TIMES." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "OVER 22 MILLION TIMES." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IT WAS APPLE'S " " I KNOW " " TOP" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IT WAS APPLE'S " " I KNOW " " TOP PAID APP OF 2015 AND IT'S VERY," "IT WAS APPLE'S " " I KNOW " " TOP PAID APP OF 2015 AND IT'S VERY, VERY FUN TO PLAY." "PAID APP OF 2015 AND IT'S VERY, VERY FUN TO PLAY." "EVEN IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG," "VERY FUN TO PLAY." "EVEN IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, IT'S FUN TO PLAY." "EVEN IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, IT'S FUN TO PLAY." "SO I ASKED SOME OF YOU TO SEND" "IT'S FUN TO PLAY." "SO I ASKED SOME OF YOU TO SEND IN SOME OF YOUR HEAD'S UP FAILS" "SO I ASKED SOME OF YOU TO SEND IN SOME OF YOUR HEAD'S UP FAILS AND I WOULD SHOW YOU SOME." "IN SOME OF YOUR HEAD'S UP FAILS AND I WOULD SHOW YOU SOME." "THIS IS " " REALLY, IT'S THE" "AND I WOULD SHOW YOU SOME." "THIS IS " " REALLY, IT'S THE MOST FUN ABOUT IT, WHEN IT" "THIS IS " " REALLY, IT'S THE MOST FUN ABOUT IT, WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK OUT." "MOST FUN ABOUT IT, WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK OUT." "IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ON" "DOESN'T WORK OUT." "IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ON ELLENTUBE BY DANA ROBERTSON." "IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ON ELLENTUBE BY DANA ROBERTSON." "FIRST OF ALL, WANT IT TELL YOU," "ELLENTUBE BY DANA ROBERTSON." "FIRST OF ALL, WANT IT TELL YOU, SHE'S OKAY." "FIRST OF ALL, WANT IT TELL YOU, SHE'S OKAY." "[LAUGHTER]" "SHE'S OKAY." "[LAUGHTER] SHE'S OKAY." "[LAUGHTER] SHE'S OKAY." "THIS WAS POSTED ON TWITTER BY" "SHE'S OKAY." "THIS WAS POSTED ON TWITTER BY MEGAN MARIE." "THIS WAS POSTED ON TWITTER BY MEGAN MARIE." "I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW THIS" "MEGAN MARIE." "I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW THIS HAPPENED." "I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW THIS HAPPENED." "ALLTHEDEADPEOPLE." "HAPPENED." "ALLTHEDEADPEOPLE." "THE MORGUE." "ALLTHEDEADPEOPLE." "THE MORGUE." "NO." "THE MORGUE." "NO." "[LAUGHTER]" "NO." "[LAUGHTER] ELLEN:" "THEYAPPEAREDTOHAVE" "[LAUGHTER] ELLEN:" "THEYAPPEAREDTOHAVE  SEEN THAT BEFORE." "ELLEN:" "THEYAPPEAREDTOHAVE  SEEN THAT BEFORE." "THEY JUST GLANCED OVER." "SEEN THAT BEFORE." "THEY JUST GLANCED OVER." "HE'S DOWN AGAIN." "THEY JUST GLANCED OVER." "HE'S DOWN AGAIN." "THISS WITH POSTED ON ELLENTUBE." "HE'S DOWN AGAIN." "THISS WITH POSTED ON ELLENTUBE." "THE 4-YEAR-OLD CANNOT READ." "THISS WITH POSTED ON ELLENTUBE." "THE 4-YEAR-OLD CANNOT READ." "WHATISTHAT?" "THE 4-YEAR-OLD CANNOT READ." "WHATISTHAT?" "IT'SSOMETHINGTHATYOU HAVE" "WHATISTHAT?" "IT'SSOMETHINGTHATYOU HAVE ON YOUR HEAD." "IT'SSOMETHINGTHATYOU HAVE ON YOUR HEAD." "LIPS?" "ON YOUR HEAD." "LIPS?" "YES." "LIPS?" "YES." "IT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU SING" "YES." "IT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU SING WITH." "IT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU SING WITH." "AMICROPHONE?" "WITH." "AMICROPHONE?" "YES!" "AMICROPHONE?" "YES!" "[APPLAUSE]" "YES!" "[APPLAUSE] ELLEN:" "SHE'SALIAR,ACUTE" "[APPLAUSE] ELLEN:" "SHE'SALIAR,ACUTE LITTLE LIAR." "ELLEN:" "SHE'SALIAR,ACUTE LITTLE LIAR." "THANKS FOR SENDING THOSE IN." "LITTLE LIAR." "THANKS FOR SENDING THOSE IN." "OH, BOY." "THANKS FOR SENDING THOSE IN." "OH, BOY." "IF YOU HAVE A HEAD'S UP FAIL" "OH, BOY." "IF YOU HAVE A HEAD'S UP FAIL YOU THINK I SHOULD SEE, UPLOAD" "IF YOU HAVE A HEAD'S UP FAIL YOU THINK I SHOULD SEE, UPLOAD IT TO ELLENTUBE." "YOU THINK I SHOULD SEE, UPLOAD IT TO ELLENTUBE." "A FEW MONTHS AGO, TRAVIS WALL" "IT TO ELLENTUBE." "A FEW MONTHS AGO, TRAVIS WALL AND SHAPING SOUND WERE HERE." "A FEW MONTHS AGO, TRAVIS WALL AND SHAPING SOUND WERE HERE." "I LOVED THEM SO MUCH, I BROUGHT" "AND SHAPING SOUND WERE HERE." "I LOVED THEM SO MUCH, I BROUGHT THEM BACK." "¶" "¶" "¶" "¶" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HOWAREYOU?" "ELLEN:" "OH,MY GOD." "HOWAREYOU?" "ELLEN:" "OH,MY GOD." "AMAZING." "ELLEN:" "OH,MY GOD." "AMAZING." "AMAZING." "AMAZING." "AMAZING." "SHAPING SOUND IS ON TOUR RIGHT" "AMAZING." "SHAPING SOUND IS ON TOUR RIGHT NOW." "SHAPING SOUND IS ON TOUR RIGHT NOW." "GO TO OUR WEBSITE TO FIND OUT" "NOW." "GO TO OUR WEBSITE TO FIND OUT WHERE THEY WILL BE IN A CITY" "GO TO OUR WEBSITE TO FIND OUT WHERE THEY WILL BE IN A CITY NEAR YOU." "WHERE THEY WILL BE IN A CITY NEAR YOU." "WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "NEAR YOU." "WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "AMAZING." "ELLEN:" "OURFIRSTGUESTIS ONE OF THE BEST ACTORS ON THE PLANET AND IS NOMINATED FOR A" "ONE OF THE BEST ACTORS ON THE PLANET AND IS NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE IN "THE REVENANT."" "PLANET AND IS NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE IN "THE REVENANT." TAKE A LOOK." "ELLEN:" "HE'SSO GOOD." "PLEASE WELCOME LEONARDO DICAPRIO." "PLEASE WELCOME LEONARDO DICAPRIO." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "ELLEN:" "YEAH." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HI, LEO." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HI, LEO." "HI,SWEETHEART." "HI, LEO." "HI,SWEETHEART." "ELLEN:" "HOWAREYOU ?" "HI,SWEETHEART." "ELLEN:" "HOWAREYOU ?" "THECLIPSWEREGIVINGME" "ELLEN:" "HOWAREYOU ?" "THECLIPSWEREGIVINGME HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS." "THECLIPSWEREGIVINGME HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS." "ELLEN:" "FIRSTOF ALL," "HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS." "ELLEN:" "FIRSTOF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS." "ELLEN:" "FIRSTOF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS." "THIS MOVIE IS FANTASTIC." "CONGRATULATIONS." "THIS MOVIE IS FANTASTIC." "YOU ARE NOMINATED FOR A SAG" "THIS MOVIE IS FANTASTIC." "YOU ARE NOMINATED FOR A SAG AWARD, GOLDEN GLOBE AND I'M" "YOU ARE NOMINATED FOR A SAG AWARD, GOLDEN GLOBE AND I'M POSITIVE YOU WILL BE NOMINATED" "AWARD, GOLDEN GLOBE AND I'M POSITIVE YOU WILL BE NOMINATED IF NOT WIN THE ACADEMY AWARD." "POSITIVE YOU WILL BE NOMINATED IF NOT WIN THE ACADEMY AWARD." "SO CONGRATULATIONS." "IF NOT WIN THE ACADEMY AWARD." "SO CONGRATULATIONS." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "SO CONGRATULATIONS." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANKYOU." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] THANKYOU." "ELLEN:" "ANDTHAT'SSAYINGA" "THANKYOU." "ELLEN:" "ANDTHAT'SSAYINGA LOT BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME" "ELLEN:" "ANDTHAT'SSAYINGA LOT BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME GREAT PERFORMANCES OUT THERE," "LOT BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME GREAT PERFORMANCES OUT THERE, NO DISRESPECT TO THE OTHER" "GREAT PERFORMANCES OUT THERE, NO DISRESPECT TO THE OTHER PERFORMANCES." "NO DISRESPECT TO THE OTHER PERFORMANCES." "SO THIS MOVIE, "THE REVENANT,"" "PERFORMANCES." "SO THIS MOVIE, "THE REVENANT," EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS TO EVERYONE." "SO THIS MOVIE, "THE REVENANT," EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS TO EVERYONE." "IT'SSETIN THE1820sIN" "EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS TO EVERYONE." "IT'SSETIN THE1820sIN AMERICA IN AN INTERESTING TIME" "IT'SSETIN THE1820sIN AMERICA IN AN INTERESTING TIME PERIOD WHEN " " IT'S A LAWLESS" "AMERICA IN AN INTERESTING TIME PERIOD WHEN " " IT'S A LAWLESS TERRITORY, THE OREGON" "PERIOD WHEN " " IT'S A LAWLESS TERRITORY, THE OREGON TERRITORY, WAS NOT REALLY" "TERRITORY, THE OREGON TERRITORY, WAS NOT REALLY AMERICA YET." "TERRITORY, WAS NOT REALLY AMERICA YET." "IT WAS KIND OF LIKE THE AMAZON," "AMERICA YET." "IT WAS KIND OF LIKE THE AMAZON, INDIGENOUS CULTURES THERE," "IT WAS KIND OF LIKE THE AMAZON, INDIGENOUS CULTURES THERE, FRENCH AND ENGLISH FUR TRAPPERS." "INDIGENOUS CULTURES THERE, FRENCH AND ENGLISH FUR TRAPPERS." "THIS IS THE FIRST MOVE OUT WEST" "FRENCH AND ENGLISH FUR TRAPPERS." "THIS IS THE FIRST MOVE OUT WEST TO EXTRACT NATURAL RESOURCES" "THIS IS THE FIRST MOVE OUT WEST TO EXTRACT NATURAL RESOURCES FROM UNTAPPED LANDSCAPES." "TO EXTRACT NATURAL RESOURCES FROM UNTAPPED LANDSCAPES." "ELLEN:" "IT'SATRUESTORY." "FROM UNTAPPED LANDSCAPES." "ELLEN:" "IT'SATRUESTORY." "YES." "ELLEN:" "IT'SATRUESTORY." "YES." "IT'S A CAMPFIRE LEGEND THAT HAS" "YES." "IT'S A CAMPFIRE LEGEND THAT HAS BEEN TOLD." "IT'S A CAMPFIRE LEGEND THAT HAS BEEN TOLD." "THIS MAN WAS MAULED BY A BEAR," "BEEN TOLD." "THIS MAN WAS MAULED BY A BEAR, BURIED ALIVE AND THEN HEAPS" "THIS MAN WAS MAULED BY A BEAR, BURIED ALIVE AND THEN HEAPS REVENGE ON PEOPLE THAT DID HIM" "BURIED ALIVE AND THEN HEAPS REVENGE ON PEOPLE THAT DID HIM WRONG." "REVENGE ON PEOPLE THAT DID HIM WRONG." "ELLEN:" "THESCENEWHERETHE" "WRONG." "ELLEN:" "THESCENEWHERETHE BEAR MAULS YOU IS SO INCREDIBLY" "ELLEN:" "THESCENEWHERETHE BEAR MAULS YOU IS SO INCREDIBLY REAL." "BEAR MAULS YOU IS SO INCREDIBLY REAL." "I MEAN, IT'S SO REALISTIC." "REAL." "I MEAN, IT'S SO REALISTIC." "YOU SAW THAT SCENE JUST NOW," "I MEAN, IT'S SO REALISTIC." "YOU SAW THAT SCENE JUST NOW, WHERE HOW THAT WAS EVEN SHOT, I" "YOU SAW THAT SCENE JUST NOW, WHERE HOW THAT WAS EVEN SHOT, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT SEQUENCE" "WHERE HOW THAT WAS EVEN SHOT, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT SEQUENCE WAS SHOT." "DON'T KNOW HOW THAT SEQUENCE WAS SHOT." "IDON'TKNOWHOW THEYDIDA" "WAS SHOT." "IDON'TKNOWHOW THEYDIDA  LOT OF THE STUFF." "IDON'TKNOWHOW THEYDIDA  LOT OF THE STUFF." "IT'S ONE OF THE MOST" "LOT OF THE STUFF." "IT'S ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING FILMS I'VE BEEN A" "IT'S ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING FILMS I'VE BEEN A PART OF BECAUSE WE SUBMERGED" "INTERESTING FILMS I'VE BEEN A PART OF BECAUSE WE SUBMERGED OURSELVES IN THE NATURE, THE" "PART OF BECAUSE WE SUBMERGED OURSELVES IN THE NATURE, THE NATURAL WORLD, THE ELEMENTS." "OURSELVES IN THE NATURE, THE NATURAL WORLD, THE ELEMENTS." "WE SPENT NINE MONTHS THERE AND" "NATURAL WORLD, THE ELEMENTS." "WE SPENT NINE MONTHS THERE AND EVERY DAY WAS UNIQUE." "WE SPENT NINE MONTHS THERE AND EVERY DAY WAS UNIQUE." "WE REHEARSEED ALL DAY LONG AND" "EVERY DAY WAS UNIQUE." "WE REHEARSEED ALL DAY LONG AND THEN WE HAD 1 1/2 HOURS TO" "WE REHEARSEED ALL DAY LONG AND THEN WE HAD 1 1/2 HOURS TO CAPTURE EVERYTHING IN NATURAL" "THEN WE HAD 1 1/2 HOURS TO CAPTURE EVERYTHING IN NATURAL LIGHT." "CAPTURE EVERYTHING IN NATURAL LIGHT." "IT WAS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST" "LIGHT." "IT WAS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST DIFFICULT PROFESSIONAL" "IT WAS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST DIFFICULT PROFESSIONAL UNDERTAKING I'VE EVER HAD." "DIFFICULT PROFESSIONAL UNDERTAKING I'VE EVER HAD." "AND I THINK I CAN SAY THE SAME" "UNDERTAKING I'VE EVER HAD." "AND I THINK I CAN SAY THE SAME FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE" "AND I THINK I CAN SAY THE SAME FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE MOVIE." "FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE MOVIE." "IT WAS A ROUGH SHOOT." "MOVIE." "IT WAS A ROUGH SHOOT." "THE END RESULT IS SOMETHING" "IT WAS A ROUGH SHOOT." "THE END RESULT IS SOMETHING THAT IS VERY CAPTIVATING." "THE END RESULT IS SOMETHING THAT IS VERY CAPTIVATING." "YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE IMMERSED" "THAT IS VERY CAPTIVATING." "YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE IMMERSED IN THIS WORLD." "YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE IMMERSED IN THIS WORLD." "ELLEN:" "THEBEARLOOKSSO" "IN THIS WORLD." "ELLEN:" "THEBEARLOOKSSO REAL." "ELLEN:" "THEBEARLOOKSSO REAL." "WHEN YOU SAY NATURAL LIGHT, YOU" "REAL." "WHEN YOU SAY NATURAL LIGHT, YOU ARE WAITING IN A TRAILER FOR" "WHEN YOU SAY NATURAL LIGHT, YOU ARE WAITING IN A TRAILER FOR THEM TO CHANGE ANGLES AND" "ARE WAITING IN A TRAILER FOR THEM TO CHANGE ANGLES AND EVERYONE'S LIT AND THE DIRECTOR" "THEM TO CHANGE ANGLES AND EVERYONE'S LIT AND THE DIRECTOR ONLY WANTED TO SHOOT IN NATURAL" "EVERYONE'S LIT AND THE DIRECTOR ONLY WANTED TO SHOOT IN NATURAL LIGHT, SO YOU ONLY HAD ONE HOUR" "ONLY WANTED TO SHOOT IN NATURAL LIGHT, SO YOU ONLY HAD ONE HOUR A DAY TO SHOOT." "LIGHT, SO YOU ONLY HAD ONE HOUR A DAY TO SHOOT." "ITWASLIKEA"SATURDAY" "A DAY TO SHOOT." "ITWASLIKEA"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" EPISODE EVERY" "ITWASLIKEA"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" EPISODE EVERY SINGLE DAY BUT NOTHING WAS" "NIGHT LIVE" EPISODE EVERY SINGLE DAY BUT NOTHING WAS FUNNY." "SINGLE DAY BUT NOTHING WAS FUNNY." "IT WAS LIKE LIVE THEATER." "FUNNY." "IT WAS LIKE LIVE THEATER." "WE WOULD PREPARE AND THERE WAS" "IT WAS LIKE LIVE THEATER." "WE WOULD PREPARE AND THERE WAS A CONSTANT TENSION TO PULL OFF" "WE WOULD PREPARE AND THERE WAS A CONSTANT TENSION TO PULL OFF WHAT WE HAD TO PULL OFF IN THIS" "A CONSTANT TENSION TO PULL OFF WHAT WE HAD TO PULL OFF IN THIS 1 1/2 HOURS." "WHAT WE HAD TO PULL OFF IN THIS 1 1/2 HOURS." "ELLEN:" "IFYOUARE REHEARSING 1 1/2 HOURS." "ELLEN:" "IFYOUARE REHEARSING ALL DAY FOR THAT ONE SHOT, WERE" "ELLEN:" "IFYOUARE REHEARSING ALL DAY FOR THAT ONE SHOT, WERE THERE DAYS WHERE YOU HAD TO" "ALL DAY FOR THAT ONE SHOT, WERE THERE DAYS WHERE YOU HAD TO REDO THAT SHOT BECAUSE IT" "THERE DAYS WHERE YOU HAD TO REDO THAT SHOT BECAUSE IT DIDN'T WORK OUT?" "REDO THAT SHOT BECAUSE IT DIDN'T WORK OUT?" "WEWENTMONTHSAND MONTHS." "DIDN'T WORK OUT?" "WEWENTMONTHSAND MONTHS." "PLUS, BECAUSE WE WERE SHOOTING" "WEWENTMONTHSAND MONTHS." "PLUS, BECAUSE WE WERE SHOOTING IN NATURAL CONDITIONS, WE HAD" "PLUS, BECAUSE WE WERE SHOOTING IN NATURAL CONDITIONS, WE HAD FREAK WEATHER SYSTEMS, CLIMATE" "IN NATURAL CONDITIONS, WE HAD FREAK WEATHER SYSTEMS, CLIMATE CHANGE IS HAPPENING, IT'S REAL." "FREAK WEATHER SYSTEMS, CLIMATE CHANGE IS HAPPENING, IT'S REAL." "2015 BEING THE HOTTEST YEAR IN" "CHANGE IS HAPPENING, IT'S REAL." "2015 BEING THE HOTTEST YEAR IN RECORDED HISTORY." "2015 BEING THE HOTTEST YEAR IN RECORDED HISTORY." "WE SAW IT FIRSTHAND." "RECORDED HISTORY." "WE SAW IT FIRSTHAND." "WE SAW WHAT ONE OR TWO DEGREES" "WE SAW IT FIRSTHAND." "WE SAW WHAT ONE OR TWO DEGREES CAN DO TO SHIFT THE ENTIRE" "WE SAW WHAT ONE OR TWO DEGREES CAN DO TO SHIFT THE ENTIRE TOPOGRAPHY AND LANDSCAPE." "CAN DO TO SHIFT THE ENTIRE TOPOGRAPHY AND LANDSCAPE." "ELLEN:" "IT'SFRIGHTENINGTO" "TOPOGRAPHY AND LANDSCAPE." "ELLEN:" "IT'SFRIGHTENINGTO HEAR THAT." "ELLEN:" "IT'SFRIGHTENINGTO HEAR THAT." "WHEN IT WAS FREEZING, I THINK" "HEAR THAT." "WHEN IT WAS FREEZING, I THINK PEOPLE GET CONFUSED WITH GLOBAL" "WHEN IT WAS FREEZING, I THINK PEOPLE GET CONFUSED WITH GLOBAL WARMING LIKE, WELL, IT'S COLD," "PEOPLE GET CONFUSED WITH GLOBAL WARMING LIKE, WELL, IT'S COLD, SO IT MUST NOT BE HAPPENING." "WARMING LIKE, WELL, IT'S COLD, SO IT MUST NOT BE HAPPENING." "IT'S JUST THAT IT'S " "SO IT MUST NOT BE HAPPENING." "IT'S JUST THAT IT'S -- IT'SFREAKWEATHERPATTERNS" "IT'S JUST THAT IT'S -- IT'SFREAKWEATHERPATTERNS IN BOTH DIRECTIONS." "IT'SFREAKWEATHERPATTERNS IN BOTH DIRECTIONS." "ELLEN:" "YOUAREINTHEWATER" "IN BOTH DIRECTIONS." "ELLEN:" "YOUAREINTHEWATER  A LOT." "ELLEN:" "YOUAREINTHEWATER  A LOT." "AND YOU CAN " " FIRST OF ALL, I" "A LOT." "AND YOU CAN " " FIRST OF ALL, I KNOW YOU AND I STILL BELIEVE" "AND YOU CAN " " FIRST OF ALL, I KNOW YOU AND I STILL BELIEVE YOU WERE THAT GUY IN THE MOVIE." "KNOW YOU AND I STILL BELIEVE YOU WERE THAT GUY IN THE MOVIE." "YOU WERE SO GOOD." "YOU WERE THAT GUY IN THE MOVIE." "YOU WERE SO GOOD." "WHEN I'M WATCHING THAT MOVIE, I" "YOU WERE SO GOOD." "WHEN I'M WATCHING THAT MOVIE, I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE LEO." "WHEN I'M WATCHING THAT MOVIE, I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE LEO." "I THINK YOU ARE THAT GUY, WHICH" "DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE LEO." "I THINK YOU ARE THAT GUY, WHICH IS A TESTAMENT BECAUSE YOU JUST" "I THINK YOU ARE THAT GUY, WHICH IS A TESTAMENT BECAUSE YOU JUST " " YOU DISAPPEAR INTO THAT" "IS A TESTAMENT BECAUSE YOU JUST " " YOU DISAPPEAR INTO THAT CHARACTER." "" " YOU DISAPPEAR INTO THAT CHARACTER." "AND YOU'RE FREEZING COLD IN" "CHARACTER." "AND YOU'RE FREEZING COLD IN THERE." "AND YOU'RE FREEZING COLD IN THERE." "I CAN TELL BECAUSE IT'S" "THERE." "I CAN TELL BECAUSE IT'S FREEZING COLD." "I CAN TELL BECAUSE IT'S FREEZING COLD." "ITHINKTHECOLDESTDAYWAS" "FREEZING COLD." "ITHINKTHECOLDESTDAYWAS SOMETHING LIKE 40 BELOW." "ITHINKTHECOLDESTDAYWAS SOMETHING LIKE 40 BELOW." "I'M NOT HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT" "SOMETHING LIKE 40 BELOW." "I'M NOT HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PROCESS, BUT IT WAS ONE OF" "I'M NOT HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PROCESS, BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE TOUGHEST THINGS I'VE EVER" "THE PROCESS, BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE TOUGHEST THINGS I'VE EVER HAD TO DO." "THE TOUGHEST THINGS I'VE EVER HAD TO DO." "ELLEN:" "WEWERELOOKINGAT" "HAD TO DO." "ELLEN:" "WEWERELOOKINGAT IT, PORTIA AND I, WERE SAYING," "ELLEN:" "WEWERELOOKINGAT IT, PORTIA AND I, WERE SAYING, WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?" "IT, PORTIA AND I, WERE SAYING, WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?" "EVERYTHING WAS TORTURE." "WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?" "EVERYTHING WAS TORTURE." "THERE ARE " " FIRST OF ALL, IT" "EVERYTHING WAS TORTURE." "THERE ARE " " FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS 6 HOURS OF MAKEUP." "THERE ARE " " FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS 6 HOURS OF MAKEUP." "THE BEARD WAS YOURS." "WAS 6 HOURS OF MAKEUP." "THE BEARD WAS YOURS." "YES." "THE BEARD WAS YOURS." "YES." "I LIVED WITH IT LIKE A" "YES." "I LIVED WITH IT LIKE A RELATIONSHIP FOR 1 1/2 YEARS." "I LIVED WITH IT LIKE A RELATIONSHIP FOR 1 1/2 YEARS." "ELLEN:" "I DON'TKNOWHOW YOU" "RELATIONSHIP FOR 1 1/2 YEARS." "ELLEN:" "I DON'TKNOWHOW YOU  HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT" "ELLEN:" "I DON'TKNOWHOW YOU  HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT BEARD." "HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT BEARD." "IT LOOKS LIKE A CRAZY PERSON." "BEARD." "IT LOOKS LIKE A CRAZY PERSON." "AND YOU ARE CRAWLING THROUGH" "IT LOOKS LIKE A CRAZY PERSON." "AND YOU ARE CRAWLING THROUGH THE WILDERNESS BECAUSE YOU WERE" "AND YOU ARE CRAWLING THROUGH THE WILDERNESS BECAUSE YOU WERE MAULED BY A BEAR AND BURIED" "THE WILDERNESS BECAUSE YOU WERE MAULED BY A BEAR AND BURIED ALIVE." "MAULED BY A BEAR AND BURIED ALIVE." "SO THERE ARE SCENES OF YOU" "ALIVE." "SO THERE ARE SCENES OF YOU CRAWLING AND I'M THINKING, THAT" "SO THERE ARE SCENES OF YOU CRAWLING AND I'M THINKING, THAT ALONE MUST HAVE BEEN " " IT'S" "CRAWLING AND I'M THINKING, THAT ALONE MUST HAVE BEEN " " IT'S JUST ALL OF IT." "ALONE MUST HAVE BEEN " " IT'S JUST ALL OF IT." "ITWASADOOZY." "JUST ALL OF IT." "ITWASADOOZY." "[LAUGHTER]" "ITWASADOOZY." "[LAUGHTER] ELLEN:" "ITWASADOOZYAND" "[LAUGHTER] ELLEN:" "ITWASADOOZYAND IT'S GOING TO DO VERY, VERY" "ELLEN:" "ITWASADOOZYAND IT'S GOING TO DO VERY, VERY WELL FOR YOU BECAUSE IT'S SO" "IT'S GOING TO DO VERY, VERY WELL FOR YOU BECAUSE IT'S SO AMAZING." "WELL FOR YOU BECAUSE IT'S SO AMAZING." "I'MVERYPROUDOFTHIS WHOLE" "AMAZING." "I'MVERYPROUDOFTHIS WHOLE FILM." "I'MVERYPROUDOFTHIS WHOLE FILM." "I THINK IT'S ONE OF THE MOST" "FILM." "I THINK IT'S ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE FILMS THAT PEOPLE WILL" "I THINK IT'S ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE FILMS THAT PEOPLE WILL SEE IN MODERN HISTORY AND SOME" "UNIQUE FILMS THAT PEOPLE WILL SEE IN MODERN HISTORY AND SOME OF THE SEQUENCES WILL BE" "SEE IN MODERN HISTORY AND SOME OF THE SEQUENCES WILL BE GROUNDBREAKING." "OF THE SEQUENCES WILL BE GROUNDBREAKING." "ELLEN:" "EVENTHEOPENING" "GROUNDBREAKING." "ELLEN:" "EVENTHEOPENING SEQUENCE." "ELLEN:" "EVENTHEOPENING SEQUENCE." "ALL OF IT." "SEQUENCE." "ALL OF IT." "IT'S SO INCREDIBLE." "ALL OF IT." "IT'S SO INCREDIBLE." "I I FREE " " I AGREE WITH YOU." "IT'S SO INCREDIBLE." "I I FREE " " I AGREE WITH YOU." "IT'S AN IMPORTANT FILM THAT" "I I FREE " " I AGREE WITH YOU." "IT'S AN IMPORTANT FILM THAT EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER." "IT'S AN IMPORTANT FILM THAT EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER." "WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK." "EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER." "WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK." "WE'LL BE BACK WITH LEO." "ELLEN:" "WE'REBACKWITH LEONARDO DICAPRIO." "I WANT IT TALK ABOUT THE BEARD." "LEONARDO DICAPRIO." "I WANT IT TALK ABOUT THE BEARD." "IT'S QUITE SOMETHING." "I WANT IT TALK ABOUT THE BEARD." "IT'S QUITE SOMETHING." "HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO" "IT'S QUITE SOMETHING." "HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO GROW IT?" "HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO GROW IT?" "6MONTHS." "GROW IT?" "6MONTHS." "AND THEN I THINK I HAD IT FOR 6MONTHS." "AND THEN I THINK I HAD IT FOR AN ADDITIONAL YEAR AFTER THAT." "AND THEN I THINK I HAD IT FOR AN ADDITIONAL YEAR AFTER THAT." "ELLEN:" "UH-HUH." "AN ADDITIONAL YEAR AFTER THAT." "ELLEN:" "UH-HUH." "AND HOW DID PEOPLE TREAT YOU?" "ELLEN:" "UH-HUH." "AND HOW DID PEOPLE TREAT YOU?" "IS THAT WHAT IT WAS LIKE DURING" "AND HOW DID PEOPLE TREAT YOU?" "IS THAT WHAT IT WAS LIKE DURING THE MOVIE?" "IS THAT WHAT IT WAS LIKE DURING THE MOVIE?" "YES." "THE MOVIE?" "YES." "ELLEN:" "THEREWASALWAYSICE" "YES." "ELLEN:" "THEREWASALWAYSICE ON IT, TOO." "ELLEN:" "THEREWASALWAYSICE ON IT, TOO." "THATWASWAX." "ON IT, TOO." "THATWASWAX." "WE HAD A FANTASTIC MAKEUP" "THATWASWAX." "WE HAD A FANTASTIC MAKEUP ARTIST THAT DID THE BEAR" "WE HAD A FANTASTIC MAKEUP ARTIST THAT DID THE BEAR MAULING AND THERE WAS WAX SHE" "ARTIST THAT DID THE BEAR MAULING AND THERE WAS WAX SHE DRIBBLED ON MY FACE." "MAULING AND THERE WAS WAX SHE DRIBBLED ON MY FACE." "IT WAS ABOUT A 4" " TO 5-HOUR" "DRIBBLED ON MY FACE." "IT WAS ABOUT A 4" " TO 5-HOUR MAKEUP JOB." "IT WAS ABOUT A 4" " TO 5-HOUR MAKEUP JOB." "SO, AGAIN, IT WAS A JOY." "MAKEUP JOB." "SO, AGAIN, IT WAS A JOY." "[LAUGHTER]" "SO, AGAIN, IT WAS A JOY." "[LAUGHTER] ELLEN:" "YOUAREGROWINGIT" "[LAUGHTER] ELLEN:" "YOUAREGROWINGIT BACK AGAIN OR ARE YOU JUST" "ELLEN:" "YOUAREGROWINGIT BACK AGAIN OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO KEEP IT LIKE THAT?" "BACK AGAIN OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO KEEP IT LIKE THAT?" "ALIGHTSTUBBLE." "GOING TO KEEP IT LIKE THAT?" "ALIGHTSTUBBLE." "I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER HAVE" "ALIGHTSTUBBLE." "I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER HAVE A BEARD LIKE THAT AGAIN, UNLESS" "I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER HAVE A BEARD LIKE THAT AGAIN, UNLESS IT'S FOR A ROLE." "A BEARD LIKE THAT AGAIN, UNLESS IT'S FOR A ROLE." "IT IS HARD TO MAINTAIN." "IT'S FOR A ROLE." "IT IS HARD TO MAINTAIN." "STUFF GETS IN THERE." "IT IS HARD TO MAINTAIN." "STUFF GETS IN THERE." "YOU ARE EATING AND FOOD FALLS" "STUFF GETS IN THERE." "YOU ARE EATING AND FOOD FALLS IN." "YOU ARE EATING AND FOOD FALLS IN." "ELLEN:" "RIGHT." "IN." "ELLEN:" "RIGHT." "AND YOU HAVE TO SHAMPOO IT," "ELLEN:" "RIGHT." "AND YOU HAVE TO SHAMPOO IT, RIGHT?" "AND YOU HAVE TO SHAMPOO IT, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "RIGHT?" "YEAH." "ELLEN:" "DOYOUPUT" "YEAH." "ELLEN:" "DOYOUPUT  CONDITIONER IN IT?" "ELLEN:" "DOYOUPUT  CONDITIONER IN IT?" "IDID." "CONDITIONER IN IT?" "IDID." "ELLEN:" "YOUWANTITTOBE" "IDID." "ELLEN:" "YOUWANTITTOBE  SOFT." "ELLEN:" "YOUWANTITTOBE  SOFT." "YOUDOWANTITTOBE SOFT" "SOFT." "YOUDOWANTITTOBE SOFT OTHERWISE IT LOOKS LIKE A" "YOUDOWANTITTOBE SOFT OTHERWISE IT LOOKS LIKE A BRILLO PAD." "OTHERWISE IT LOOKS LIKE A BRILLO PAD." "ELLEN:" "YES." "BRILLO PAD." "ELLEN:" "YES." "AND WHO WANTS TO FEEL THAT?" "ELLEN:" "YES." "AND WHO WANTS TO FEEL THAT?" "WHEN YOU HAVE FOOD IN IT, CAN" "AND WHO WANTS TO FEEL THAT?" "WHEN YOU HAVE FOOD IN IT, CAN YOU TELL?" "WHEN YOU HAVE FOOD IN IT, CAN YOU TELL?" "IT'SVERYVISIBLE,YEAH." "YOU TELL?" "IT'SVERYVISIBLE,YEAH." "ELLEN:" "IFYOUDON 'THAVEA" "IT'SVERYVISIBLE,YEAH." "ELLEN:" "IFYOUDON 'THAVEA MIRROR, DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU" "ELLEN:" "IFYOUDON 'THAVEA MIRROR, DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE WALKED AROUND WITH FOOD IN" "MIRROR, DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE WALKED AROUND WITH FOOD IN YOUR BEARD?" "HAVE WALKED AROUND WITH FOOD IN YOUR BEARD?" "IFYOUHAVEGOODENOUGH" "YOUR BEARD?" "IFYOUHAVEGOODENOUGH FRIENDS THEY NOTIFY YOU IF YOU" "IFYOUHAVEGOODENOUGH FRIENDS THEY NOTIFY YOU IF YOU HAVE MUSTARD ON YOUR BEARD." "FRIENDS THEY NOTIFY YOU IF YOU HAVE MUSTARD ON YOUR BEARD." "THEY WILL LET YOU KNOW." "HAVE MUSTARD ON YOUR BEARD." "THEY WILL LET YOU KNOW." "ELLEN:" "JUSTCHECKING." "THEY WILL LET YOU KNOW." "ELLEN:" "JUSTCHECKING." "DID PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU OR" "ELLEN:" "JUSTCHECKING." "DID PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU OR THINK YOU WERE JUST A CRAZY" "DID PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU OR THINK YOU WERE JUST A CRAZY PERSON?" "THINK YOU WERE JUST A CRAZY PERSON?" "WELL,ITBECAMELIKE"THE" "PERSON?" "WELL,ITBECAMELIKE"THE  SHINING" UP THERE IN THE" "WELL,ITBECAMELIKE"THE  SHINING" UP THERE IN THE WILDERNESS." "SHINING" UP THERE IN THE WILDERNESS." "WE WERE ALL LIVING IN LOG" "WILDERNESS." "WE WERE ALL LIVING IN LOG CABINS AND A LOT OF THE CAST" "WE WERE ALL LIVING IN LOG CABINS AND A LOT OF THE CAST AND CREW PLAYED DRINKING GAMES" "CABINS AND A LOT OF THE CAST AND CREW PLAYED DRINKING GAMES AND THINGS LIKE THAT." "AND CREW PLAYED DRINKING GAMES AND THINGS LIKE THAT." "BUT WHEN THEY CAME INTO TOWN," "AND THINGS LIKE THAT." "BUT WHEN THEY CAME INTO TOWN, THERE WAS A LOT OF, YOU KNOW," "BUT WHEN THEY CAME INTO TOWN, THERE WAS A LOT OF, YOU KNOW, HOMELESS PEOPLE THAT WOULD" "THERE WAS A LOT OF, YOU KNOW, HOMELESS PEOPLE THAT WOULD RECOGNIZE US AS THEIR FRIENDS" "HOMELESS PEOPLE THAT WOULD RECOGNIZE US AS THEIR FRIENDS AND OFFER US BEER AND THINGS" "RECOGNIZE US AS THEIR FRIENDS AND OFFER US BEER AND THINGS LIKE THAT." "AND OFFER US BEER AND THINGS LIKE THAT." "AND WE WOULD HAVE CONVERSATIONS" "LIKE THAT." "AND WE WOULD HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH THEM." "AND WE WOULD HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH THEM." "A LOT OF THE TIMES, YEAH, WE" "WITH THEM." "A LOT OF THE TIMES, YEAH, WE WERE UNRECOGNIZABLE TO MOST OF" "A LOT OF THE TIMES, YEAH, WE WERE UNRECOGNIZABLE TO MOST OF THE PEOPLE WE KNEW, YEAH." "WERE UNRECOGNIZABLE TO MOST OF THE PEOPLE WE KNEW, YEAH." "ELLEN:" "SOTHOSEPEOPLEWILL" "THE PEOPLE WE KNEW, YEAH." "ELLEN:" "SOTHOSEPEOPLEWILL  SEE THE MOVIE AND SAY, I GAVE" "ELLEN:" "SOTHOSEPEOPLEWILL  SEE THE MOVIE AND SAY, I GAVE THAT GUY A BEER." "SEE THE MOVIE AND SAY, I GAVE THAT GUY A BEER." "[LAUGHTER]" "THAT GUY A BEER." "[LAUGHTER] JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BEARD" "[LAUGHTER] JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BEARD DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING." "JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BEARD DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING." "YOU ARE VERY HANDSOME, NO" "DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING." "YOU ARE VERY HANDSOME, NO MATTER WHAT." "YOU ARE VERY HANDSOME, NO MATTER WHAT." "EVEN WITH THE BEARD." "MATTER WHAT." "EVEN WITH THE BEARD." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "EVEN WITH THE BEARD." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I LIKE TO STATE THE OBVIOUS" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I LIKE TO STATE THE OBVIOUS SOMETIMES." "I LIKE TO STATE THE OBVIOUS SOMETIMES." "WE HAVE IT TAKE A BREAK." "SOMETIMES." "WE HAVE IT TAKE A BREAK." "WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "ELLEN:" "SOI'VEKNOWNYOUFOR A LONG, LONG TIME." "I MET YOU WHEN YOU WERE JUST A" "A LONG, LONG TIME." "I MET YOU WHEN YOU WERE JUST A YOUNG BOY WHO HAD JUST DONE, I" "I MET YOU WHEN YOU WERE JUST A YOUNG BOY WHO HAD JUST DONE, I THINK, YOUR FIRST MOVIE." "YOUNG BOY WHO HAD JUST DONE, I THINK, YOUR FIRST MOVIE." "SO YOU KNEW YOU WANTED TO ACT" "THINK, YOUR FIRST MOVIE." "SO YOU KNEW YOU WANTED TO ACT YOUR WHOLE LIFE, RIGHT?" "SO YOU KNEW YOU WANTED TO ACT YOUR WHOLE LIFE, RIGHT?" "YES,I DID." "YOUR WHOLE LIFE, RIGHT?" "YES,I DID." "SOME OF MY EARLIEST MEMORIES I" "YES,I DID." "SOME OF MY EARLIEST MEMORIES I REMEMBER DANCING 1 FRONT OF MY" "SOME OF MY EARLIEST MEMORIES I REMEMBER DANCING 1 FRONT OF MY FAMILY AND GOING UP IN FRONT OF" "REMEMBER DANCING 1 FRONT OF MY FAMILY AND GOING UP IN FRONT OF CLASS." "FAMILY AND GOING UP IN FRONT OF CLASS." "IT WAS A WAY TO GET ATTENTION" "CLASS." "IT WAS A WAY TO GET ATTENTION AS A LITTLE KID." "IT WAS A WAY TO GET ATTENTION AS A LITTLE KID." "SOSO I DID IMPERSONATIONS." "AS A LITTLE KID." "SOSO I DID IMPERSONATIONS." "ELLEN:" "WHATKIND?" "SOSO I DID IMPERSONATIONS." "ELLEN:" "WHATKIND?" "ONOCCASION." "ELLEN:" "WHATKIND?" "ONOCCASION." "I DON'T HAVE ANY READY RIGHT" "ONOCCASION." "I DON'T HAVE ANY READY RIGHT NOW." "I DON'T HAVE ANY READY RIGHT NOW." "[LAUGHTER]" "NOW." "[LAUGHTER] I DID A LOT AS A KID." "[LAUGHTER] I DID A LOT AS A KID." "MAINLY OF LIKE MY PARENTS'" "I DID A LOT AS A KID." "MAINLY OF LIKE MY PARENTS' FRIENDS AND STUFF LIKE THAT." "MAINLY OF LIKE MY PARENTS' FRIENDS AND STUFF LIKE THAT." "ELLEN:" "YOUDID" "ISTHIS" "FRIENDS AND STUFF LIKE THAT." "ELLEN:" "YOUDID" "ISTHIS "BOYS LIFE?"" "ELLEN:" "YOUDID" "ISTHIS "BOYS LIFE?" YEAH." ""BOYS LIFE?" YEAH." "ELLEN:" "ANDTHEN"WHAT'S" "YEAH." "ELLEN:" "ANDTHEN"WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE."" "ELLEN:" "ANDTHEN"WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE." YOU WERE AMAZING IN THAT." "EATING GILBERT GRAPE." YOU WERE AMAZING IN THAT." "THANKYOU." "YOU WERE AMAZING IN THAT." "THANKYOU." "[APPLAUSE]" "THANKYOU." "[APPLAUSE] I WAS 16, TURNING 17." "[APPLAUSE] I WAS 16, TURNING 17." "ELLEN:" "AMAZING." "I WAS 16, TURNING 17." "ELLEN:" "AMAZING." "YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A" "ELLEN:" "AMAZING." "YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A DAREDEVIL." "YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A DAREDEVIL." "YOU HAVE SWAM WITH SHARKS." "DAREDEVIL." "YOU HAVE SWAM WITH SHARKS." "YEP." "YOU HAVE SWAM WITH SHARKS." "YEP." "ELLEN:" "ANDJUMPEDOUT OFAN" "YEP." "ELLEN:" "ANDJUMPEDOUT OFAN AIRPLANE." "ELLEN:" "ANDJUMPEDOUT OFAN AIRPLANE." "IDIDIT ONCE." "AIRPLANE." "IDIDIT ONCE." "WHEN BOTH PARACHUTES DON'T" "IDIDIT ONCE." "WHEN BOTH PARACHUTES DON'T OPEN, YOU TEND TO NOT DO" "WHEN BOTH PARACHUTES DON'T OPEN, YOU TEND TO NOT DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT." "OPEN, YOU TEND TO NOT DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT." "ELLEN:" "WHATAREYOU TALKING" "SOMETHING LIKE THAT." "ELLEN:" "WHATAREYOU TALKING ABOUT?" "ELLEN:" "WHATAREYOU TALKING ABOUT?" "HOW DID YOU GET DOWN?" "ABOUT?" "HOW DID YOU GET DOWN?" "IJUMPEDOUTOFTHEAIRPLANE" "HOW DID YOU GET DOWN?" "IJUMPEDOUTOFTHEAIRPLANE AND MY FIRST CHUTE DIDN'T OPEN." "IJUMPEDOUTOFTHEAIRPLANE AND MY FIRST CHUTE DIDN'T OPEN." "IT'S TANDEM." "AND MY FIRST CHUTE DIDN'T OPEN." "IT'S TANDEM." "SO THEY CUT THAT LINE." "IT'S TANDEM." "SO THEY CUT THAT LINE." "WE STARTED FREEFALLING AND" "SO THEY CUT THAT LINE." "WE STARTED FREEFALLING AND THAT'S WHEN YOU GET THE 8X10" "WE STARTED FREEFALLING AND THAT'S WHEN YOU GET THE 8X10 GLOSSIES OF YOUR LIFE FLASHING" "THAT'S WHEN YOU GET THE 8X10 GLOSSIES OF YOUR LIFE FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES." "GLOSSIES OF YOUR LIFE FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES." "AND THE SECOND WAS TANGLED AS" "BEFORE YOUR EYES." "AND THE SECOND WAS TANGLED AS WELL." "AND THE SECOND WAS TANGLED AS WELL." "AND I SAW MY FRIENDS POPPING" "WELL." "AND I SAW MY FRIENDS POPPING OFF WITH THEIR PARACHUTES AND" "AND I SAW MY FRIENDS POPPING OFF WITH THEIR PARACHUTES AND I'M PLUMMETING TOWARDS PLANET" "OFF WITH THEIR PARACHUTES AND I'M PLUMMETING TOWARDS PLANET EARTH." "I'M PLUMMETING TOWARDS PLANET EARTH." "AND THEN THAT WAS TANGLED FOR A" "EARTH." "AND THEN THAT WAS TANGLED FOR A GOOD, I DON'T KNOW, 20, 30" "AND THEN THAT WAS TANGLED FOR A GOOD, I DON'T KNOW, 20, 30 SECONDS, AND HE UNTANGLED IT" "GOOD, I DON'T KNOW, 20, 30 SECONDS, AND HE UNTANGLED IT AND SAID, YOU WILL PROBABLY" "SECONDS, AND HE UNTANGLED IT AND SAID, YOU WILL PROBABLY BREAK YOUR LEGS NOW BECAUSE" "AND SAID, YOU WILL PROBABLY BREAK YOUR LEGS NOW BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TOO FAST." "BREAK YOUR LEGS NOW BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TOO FAST." "IT WAS ONE OF THE WORST" "WE'RE GOING TOO FAST." "IT WAS ONE OF THE WORST EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE." "IT WAS ONE OF THE WORST EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE." "I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN." "EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE." "I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN." "ELLEN:" "DIDYOUBREAKYOUR" "I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN." "ELLEN:" "DIDYOUBREAKYOUR  LEGS?" "ELLEN:" "DIDYOUBREAKYOUR  LEGS?" "IDIDNOT." "LEGS?" "IDIDNOT." "ELLEN:" "SOHE 'SWHISPERING" "IDIDNOT." "ELLEN:" "SOHE 'SWHISPERING-- HEWASSCREAMING!" "ELLEN:" "SOHE 'SWHISPERING-- HEWASSCREAMING!" "ELLEN:" "YOU'REGOINGTOBREAK" "HEWASSCREAMING!" "ELLEN:" "YOU'REGOINGTOBREAK YOUR LEGS." "ELLEN:" "YOU'REGOINGTOBREAK YOUR LEGS." "WHAT?" "YOUR LEGS." "WHAT?" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "WHAT?" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "WHAT IS THE SCARIEST THING" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU." "WHAT IS THE SCARIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE." "WHAT IS THE SCARIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE." "IWASON APLANETORUSSIA" "YOU'VE EVER DONE." "IWASON APLANETORUSSIA AND THE ENGINE EXPLODED." "IWASON APLANETORUSSIA AND THE ENGINE EXPLODED." "THE ENGINE TURNED INTO A" "AND THE ENGINE EXPLODED." "THE ENGINE TURNED INTO A FIREBALL." "THE ENGINE TURNED INTO A FIREBALL." "IT WAS RIGHT AFTER SULLY HAD" "FIREBALL." "IT WAS RIGHT AFTER SULLY HAD THAT INCIDENT HAPPENED WITH THE" "IT WAS RIGHT AFTER SULLY HAD THAT INCIDENT HAPPENED WITH THE GEESE AND " "THAT INCIDENT HAPPENED WITH THE GEESE AND -- ELLEN:" "RIGHT." "GEESE AND -- ELLEN:" "RIGHT." "AND LANDED ON THE RIVER." "ELLEN:" "RIGHT." "AND LANDED ON THE RIVER." "ANDI WASTHEONLYPERSON" "AND LANDED ON THE RIVER." "ANDI WASTHEONLYPERSON THERE THAT SEEMED TO SEE THIS," "ANDI WASTHEONLYPERSON THERE THAT SEEMED TO SEE THIS, BUT IT WAS A FLAMING FIREBALL." "THERE THAT SEEMED TO SEE THIS, BUT IT WAS A FLAMING FIREBALL." "AND IT WAS ALL RUSSIAN" "BUT IT WAS A FLAMING FIREBALL." "AND IT WAS ALL RUSSIAN PASSENGERS." "AND IT WAS ALL RUSSIAN PASSENGERS." "AND I FELT LIKE I HAD DIED AND" "PASSENGERS." "AND I FELT LIKE I HAD DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN, BECAUSE NO ONE" "AND I FELT LIKE I HAD DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN, BECAUSE NO ONE SAID ANYTHING." "GONE TO HEAVEN, BECAUSE NO ONE SAID ANYTHING." "AND I WAS SCREAMING AT THE TOP" "SAID ANYTHING." "AND I WAS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, "WHAT THE HELL IS" "AND I WAS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?"" "OF MY LUNGS, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" THE STEWARDESS SAYS, WE SEEM TO" "GOING ON HERE?" THE STEWARDESS SAYS, WE SEEM TO HAVE A SLIGHT PROBLEM." "THE STEWARDESS SAYS, WE SEEM TO HAVE A SLIGHT PROBLEM." "AND A RUSSIAN GUY SAID, WHAT IS" "HAVE A SLIGHT PROBLEM." "AND A RUSSIAN GUY SAID, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?" "AND A RUSSIAN GUY SAID, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?" "WELL, WE LOST ONE OF OUR" "THE PROBLEM?" "WELL, WE LOST ONE OF OUR ENGINES." "WELL, WE LOST ONE OF OUR ENGINES." "HOW MANY ENGINES DID WE HAVE?" "ENGINES." "HOW MANY ENGINES DID WE HAVE?" "WELL, WE HAD TWO." "HOW MANY ENGINES DID WE HAVE?" "WELL, WE HAD TWO." "NOW WE HAVE ONE." "WELL, WE HAD TWO." "NOW WE HAVE ONE." "[LAUGHTER]" "NOW WE HAVE ONE." "[LAUGHTER] AND PROCEEDED TO SAY, THAT IS" "[LAUGHTER] AND PROCEEDED TO SAY, THAT IS NOT GOOD." "AND PROCEEDED TO SAY, THAT IS NOT GOOD." "THAT IS NOT GOOD." "NOT GOOD." "THAT IS NOT GOOD." "AND WE BASICALLY DUMPED FUEL" "THAT IS NOT GOOD." "AND WE BASICALLY DUMPED FUEL FOR 45 MINUTES AND DID AN" "AND WE BASICALLY DUMPED FUEL FOR 45 MINUTES AND DID AN EMERGENCY LANDING AND OUR TIRES" "FOR 45 MINUTES AND DID AN EMERGENCY LANDING AND OUR TIRES EXPLODED AND IT WAS 100" "EMERGENCY LANDING AND OUR TIRES EXPLODED AND IT WAS 100 DIFFERENT AMBULANCES THERE AND" "EXPLODED AND IT WAS 100 DIFFERENT AMBULANCES THERE AND IT WAS ON CNN." "DIFFERENT AMBULANCES THERE AND IT WAS ON CNN." "THAT WAS ANOTHER BUMMER." "IT WAS ON CNN." "THAT WAS ANOTHER BUMMER." "ELLEN:" "WOW." "THAT WAS ANOTHER BUMMER." "ELLEN:" "WOW." "OH, MY GOD." "ELLEN:" "WOW." "OH, MY GOD." "INCREDIBLE." "OH, MY GOD." "INCREDIBLE." "IFEELLIKEISHOULDWRITE A" "INCREDIBLE." "IFEELLIKEISHOULDWRITE A BOOK NOW." "IFEELLIKEISHOULDWRITE A BOOK NOW." "ELLEN:" "NO." "BOOK NOW." "ELLEN:" "NO." "I'M GOING TO WRITE IT." "ELLEN:" "NO." "I'M GOING TO WRITE IT." "[LAUGHTER]" "I'M GOING TO WRITE IT." "[LAUGHTER] WELL, AGAIN, I CAN'T TELL YOU" "[LAUGHTER] WELL, AGAIN, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GREAT YOU ARE IN THIS MOVIE." "WELL, AGAIN, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GREAT YOU ARE IN THIS MOVIE." "AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE" "HOW GREAT YOU ARE IN THIS MOVIE." "AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AND TALKING TO US." "AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AND TALKING TO US." "I'M TELLING YOU, YOU HAVE TO" "AND TALKING TO US." "I'M TELLING YOU, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE." "I'M TELLING YOU, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE." "IT IS SO GOOD AND YOU WILL FOR" "SEE THIS MOVIE." "IT IS SO GOOD AND YOU WILL FOR SURE BE NOMINATED FOR AN" "IT IS SO GOOD AND YOU WILL FOR SURE BE NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD." "SURE BE NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD." ""THE REVENANT" IS IN THEATERS" "ACADEMY AWARD." ""THE REVENANT" IS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE." ""THE REVENANT" IS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE." "WE'LL BE BACK." "EVERYWHERE." "WE'LL BE BACK." "THANKYOU." "ELLEN:" "VERYINTERESTING DANCE MOVES HAPPENING JUST NOW." "OUR NEXT DEFENDANT IS ONE OF" "DANCE MOVES HAPPENING JUST NOW." "OUR NEXT DEFENDANT IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITE ALL-TIME TV" "OUR NEXT DEFENDANT IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITE ALL-TIME TV HOUSEWIVES." "OUR FAVORITE ALL-TIME TV HOUSEWIVES." "TAKE A LOOK." "HOUSEWIVES." "TAKE A LOOK." "WEHAVE100PEOPLESTARVING" "TAKE A LOOK." "WEHAVE100PEOPLESTARVING BACK INTEREST. " " BACK THERE." "WEHAVE100PEOPLESTARVING BACK INTEREST. " " BACK THERE." "8." "BACK INTEREST. " " BACK THERE." "8." "YOUAREEXAGGERATING." "8." "YOUAREEXAGGERATING." "YOUGETVERYYIPPEE." "YOUAREEXAGGERATING." "YOUGETVERYYIPPEE." "ITHINKWE 'REHOTAND HUNGRY." "YOUGETVERYYIPPEE." "ITHINKWE 'REHOTAND HUNGRY." "IWENTTHROUGHTHE TRAINING" "ITHINKWE 'REHOTAND HUNGRY." "IWENTTHROUGHTHE TRAINING SESSIONS AND I'M THE ONLY ONE" "IWENTTHROUGHTHE TRAINING SESSIONS AND I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS WHERE THE CONES ARE." "SESSIONS AND I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS WHERE THE CONES ARE." "THEONLYREASONYOU ARE" "THAT KNOWS WHERE THE CONES ARE." "THEONLYREASONYOU ARE  SAFETY CAPTAIN IS BECAUSE NO" "THEONLYREASONYOU ARE  SAFETY CAPTAIN IS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WANTED TO BE." "SAFETY CAPTAIN IS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WANTED TO BE." "I'MSTILLTHEONE WITHTHE" "ONE ELSE WANTED TO BE." "I'MSTILLTHEONE WITHTHE BADGE." "I'MSTILLTHEONE WITHTHE BADGE." "ISYOURSHIRTWEEKORIS MY" "BADGE." "ISYOURSHIRTWEEKORIS MY  ARM VERY, VERY STRONG?" "ISYOURSHIRTWEEKORIS MY  ARM VERY, VERY STRONG?" "ELLEN:" "PLEASEWELCOMEEVA" "ARM VERY, VERY STRONG?" "ELLEN:" "PLEASEWELCOMEEVA  LONGORIA." "ELLEN:" "PLEASEWELCOMEEVA  LONGORIA." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "ELLEN:" "YOULOOKFANTASTIC." "HOW ARE YOU?" "CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR" "HOW ARE YOU?" "CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT." "CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT." "THANKYOU." "ENGAGEMENT." "THANKYOU." "ELLEN:" "LOOKAT THAT." "THANKYOU." "ELLEN:" "LOOKAT THAT." "IS IT A RUBY?" "ELLEN:" "LOOKAT THAT." "IS IT A RUBY?" "ITISARUBY." "IS IT A RUBY?" "ITISARUBY." "ELLEN:" "ISIT YOURBIRTHSTONE?" "ITISARUBY." "ELLEN:" "ISIT YOURBIRTHSTONE?" "NO." "ELLEN:" "ISIT YOURBIRTHSTONE?" "NO." "ELLEN:" "IT'SMY BIRTHSTONE." "NO." "ELLEN:" "IT'SMY BIRTHSTONE." "ISIT?" "ELLEN:" "IT'SMY BIRTHSTONE." "ISIT?" "ELLEN:" "ITIS ." "ISIT?" "ELLEN:" "ITIS ." "CONGRATULATIONS." "ELLEN:" "ITIS ." "CONGRATULATIONS." "AND HIS NAME IS " "CONGRATULATIONS." "AND HIS NAME IS -- PEPE." "AND HIS NAME IS -- PEPE." "ELLEN:" "BUTYOUCALLHIMMR." "PEPE." "ELLEN:" "BUTYOUCALLHIMMR. FANCY PANTS." "ELLEN:" "BUTYOUCALLHIMMR. FANCY PANTS." "YES." "FANCY PANTS." "YES." "MR. FANCY PANTS." "YES." "MR. FANCY PANTS." "THERE HE IS." "MR. FANCY PANTS." "THERE HE IS." "HE'S SO HANDSOME." "THERE HE IS." "HE'S SO HANDSOME." "ELLEN:" "WECAN'TTELL." "HE'S SO HANDSOME." "ELLEN:" "WECAN'TTELL." "[LAUGHTER]" "ELLEN:" "WECAN'TTELL." "[LAUGHTER] IKNOW." "[LAUGHTER] IKNOW." "LAST TIME I WAS HERE, I SAID," "IKNOW." "LAST TIME I WAS HERE, I SAID, HE'S SO PRIVATE." "LAST TIME I WAS HERE, I SAID, HE'S SO PRIVATE." "WHEN I GOT ENGAGED, I WAS LIKE," "HE'S SO PRIVATE." "WHEN I GOT ENGAGED, I WAS LIKE, I HAVE TO TWEET PEOPLE AND HE" "WHEN I GOT ENGAGED, I WAS LIKE, I HAVE TO TWEET PEOPLE AND HE WAS LIKES, FINE, BUT THE BACK" "I HAVE TO TWEET PEOPLE AND HE WAS LIKES, FINE, BUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD." "WAS LIKES, FINE, BUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD." "ELLEN:" "HE'SVERYHANDSOME" "OF MY HEAD." "ELLEN:" "HE'SVERYHANDSOME AND VERY KIND." "ELLEN:" "HE'SVERYHANDSOME AND VERY KIND." "WHEN WILL YOU GET MARRIED?" "AND VERY KIND." "WHEN WILL YOU GET MARRIED?" "IDON'TKNOW." "WHEN WILL YOU GET MARRIED?" "IDON'TKNOW." "I JUST GOT ENGAGED." "IDON'TKNOW." "I JUST GOT ENGAGED." "ELLEN:" "ISN'TIT THEPOINTTO" "I JUST GOT ENGAGED." "ELLEN:" "ISN'TIT THEPOINTTO SET A DATE?" "ELLEN:" "ISN'TIT THEPOINTTO SET A DATE?" "IGUESS." "SET A DATE?" "IGUESS." "WE'VE BOTH BEEN MARRIED SO IT'S" "IGUESS." "WE'VE BOTH BEEN MARRIED SO IT'S NOT AS POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE AS" "WE'VE BOTH BEEN MARRIED SO IT'S NOT AS POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE AS THE FIRST WEDDING." "NOT AS POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE AS THE FIRST WEDDING." "ELLEN:" "SOYOUWILLJUST" "THE FIRST WEDDING." "ELLEN:" "SOYOUWILLJUST  ENJOY THE RING AND ENGAGEMENT" "ELLEN:" "SOYOUWILLJUST  ENJOY THE RING AND ENGAGEMENT FOR A WHILE?" "ENJOY THE RING AND ENGAGEMENT FOR A WHILE?" "YEAH." "FOR A WHILE?" "YEAH." "ELLEN:" "ANDSO YOUMET HIM" "YEAH." "ELLEN:" "ANDSO YOUMET HIM  AFTER "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES."" "ELLEN:" "ANDSO YOUMET HIM  AFTER "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES." WAS HE A FAN OF THE SHOW?" "AFTER "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES." WAS HE A FAN OF THE SHOW?" "NO." "WAS HE A FAN OF THE SHOW?" "NO." "HE HAD NEVER SEEN THE SHOW." "NO." "HE HAD NEVER SEEN THE SHOW." "LIKE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE" "HE HAD NEVER SEEN THE SHOW." "LIKE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD." "LIKE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD." "IT IS GREAT, BY THE WAY." "WORLD." "IT IS GREAT, BY THE WAY." "HE NEVER KNEW ME AS WORKING." "IT IS GREAT, BY THE WAY." "HE NEVER KNEW ME AS WORKING." "HE'S LIKE, SO YOU ARE AN" "HE NEVER KNEW ME AS WORKING." "HE'S LIKE, SO YOU ARE AN ACTRESS?" "HE'S LIKE, SO YOU ARE AN ACTRESS?" "I'M LIKE, YEAH, I'M A BIG DEAL" "ACTRESS?" "I'M LIKE, YEAH, I'M A BIG DEAL IN CHINA." "I'M LIKE, YEAH, I'M A BIG DEAL IN CHINA." "PEOPLE SEE MY SHOW ALL OVER THE" "IN CHINA." "PEOPLE SEE MY SHOW ALL OVER THE WORLD." "PEOPLE SEE MY SHOW ALL OVER THE WORLD." "ELLEN:" "DOESHE SEEPEOPLE" "WORLD." "ELLEN:" "DOESHE SEEPEOPLE COMING UP TO YOU?" "ELLEN:" "DOESHE SEEPEOPLE COMING UP TO YOU?" "ALWAYS." "COMING UP TO YOU?" "ALWAYS." "AND HE DOESN'T REALLY GET IT." "ALWAYS." "AND HE DOESN'T REALLY GET IT." "HE'S LIKE, THEY REALLY LIKE YOU." "AND HE DOESN'T REALLY GET IT." "HE'S LIKE, THEY REALLY LIKE YOU." "THEN HE GOES, I'M GOING TO" "HE'S LIKE, THEY REALLY LIKE YOU." "THEN HE GOES, I'M GOING TO WATCH." "THEN HE GOES, I'M GOING TO WATCH." "AND HE TRIES TO WATCH AND, OF" "WATCH." "AND HE TRIES TO WATCH AND, OF COURSE, I'M BANGING THE" "AND HE TRIES TO WATCH AND, OF COURSE, I'M BANGING THE GARDENER IN THE FIRST SEASON" "COURSE, I'M BANGING THE GARDENER IN THE FIRST SEASON AND HE'S LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO" "GARDENER IN THE FIRST SEASON AND HE'S LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO WATCH." "AND HE'S LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO WATCH." "I'M LIKE, YEAH, LET'S JUMP TO" "WATCH." "I'M LIKE, YEAH, LET'S JUMP TO SEASON 5." "I'M LIKE, YEAH, LET'S JUMP TO SEASON 5." "THAT'S WHEN I WAS NOT SLEEPING" "SEASON 5." "THAT'S WHEN I WAS NOT SLEEPING WITH ANYBODY." "THAT'S WHEN I WAS NOT SLEEPING WITH ANYBODY." "[LAUGHTER]" "WITH ANYBODY." "[LAUGHTER] ELLEN:" "ANDNOWYOU ARE" "[LAUGHTER] ELLEN:" "ANDNOWYOU ARE  WORKING AGAIN, SO HE SEES YOU" "ELLEN:" "ANDNOWYOU ARE  WORKING AGAIN, SO HE SEES YOU WORKING." "WORKING AGAIN, SO HE SEES YOU WORKING." "AND IT DID VERY WELL." "WORKING." "AND IT DID VERY WELL." "CONGRATULATIONS." "AND IT DID VERY WELL." "CONGRATULATIONS." "THANKYOU." "CONGRATULATIONS." "THANKYOU." "ELLEN:" "TELLEVERYBODYABOUT" "THANKYOU." "ELLEN:" "TELLEVERYBODYABOUT "TELENOVELA."" "ELLEN:" "TELLEVERYBODYABOUT "TELENOVELA." IPLAYTHESTAROFASPANISH" ""TELENOVELA." IPLAYTHESTAROFASPANISH SOAP OPERA THAT DOESN'T SPEAK" "IPLAYTHESTAROFASPANISH SOAP OPERA THAT DOESN'T SPEAK SPANISH." "SOAP OPERA THAT DOESN'T SPEAK SPANISH." "SHE'S INSECURE." "SPANISH." "SHE'S INSECURE." "THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GABBY." "SHE'S INSECURE." "THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GABBY." "SHE WAS CONFIDENT AND SHE'S A" "THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF GABBY." "SHE WAS CONFIDENT AND SHE'S A SHRINKING VIOLET." "SHE WAS CONFIDENT AND SHE'S A SHRINKING VIOLET." "SHE'S FUNNY AND PHYSICAL AND" "SHRINKING VIOLET." "SHE'S FUNNY AND PHYSICAL AND HER EX-HUSBAND COMES BACK AND" "SHE'S FUNNY AND PHYSICAL AND HER EX-HUSBAND COMES BACK AND SHE HAS TO WORK WITH HIM AND" "HER EX-HUSBAND COMES BACK AND SHE HAS TO WORK WITH HIM AND IT'S VERY "WAR OF THE ROSES."" "SHE HAS TO WORK WITH HIM AND IT'S VERY "WAR OF THE ROSES." WE HAVE THE FUNNIEST CAST." "IT'S VERY "WAR OF THE ROSES." WE HAVE THE FUNNIEST CAST." "IF YOU LIKE "DESPERATE" "WE HAVE THE FUNNIEST CAST." "IF YOU LIKE "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES," YOU WILL LOVE" "IF YOU LIKE "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES," YOU WILL LOVE "TELENOVELA."" "HOUSEWIVES," YOU WILL LOVE "TELENOVELA." ELLEN:" "ANDYOUGET TODOA" ""TELENOVELA." ELLEN:" "ANDYOUGET TODOA LOT OF PHYSICAL COMEDY?" "ELLEN:" "ANDYOUGET TODOA LOT OF PHYSICAL COMEDY?" "YES." "LOT OF PHYSICAL COMEDY?" "YES." "ELLEN:" "DOYOULIKEIT?" "YES." "ELLEN:" "DOYOULIKEIT?" "YES." "ELLEN:" "DOYOULIKEIT?" "YES." "I LOVE IT." "YES." "I LOVE IT." "THE WRITERS WRITE SOMETHING AND" "I LOVE IT." "THE WRITERS WRITE SOMETHING AND I WILL BE LIKE, WOULDN'T IT BE" "THE WRITERS WRITE SOMETHING AND I WILL BE LIKE, WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNIER IF I FELL OFF THE PIANO?" "I WILL BE LIKE, WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNIER IF I FELL OFF THE PIANO?" "THEY'RE LIKE, YEAH." "FUNNIER IF I FELL OFF THE PIANO?" "THEY'RE LIKE, YEAH." "AND THEN I GET INJURED," "THEY'RE LIKE, YEAH." "AND THEN I GET INJURED, SHOULDER, KNEE." "AND THEN I GET INJURED, SHOULDER, KNEE." "ELLEN:" "IT'SFUN." "SHOULDER, KNEE." "ELLEN:" "IT'SFUN." "IHADALOT MOREFUNTHAN" "ELLEN:" "IT'SFUN." "IHADALOT MOREFUNTHAN LEO DID." "IHADALOT MOREFUNTHAN LEO DID." "ELLEN:" "YOUCANNOTCOMPLAIN" "LEO DID." "ELLEN:" "YOUCANNOTCOMPLAIN ABOUT FALLING OFF A PIANO WHEN" "ELLEN:" "YOUCANNOTCOMPLAIN ABOUT FALLING OFF A PIANO WHEN HE'S IN WATER 40 BELOW." "ABOUT FALLING OFF A PIANO WHEN HE'S IN WATER 40 BELOW." "ITWEAKEDMY KNEE!" "HE'S IN WATER 40 BELOW." "ITWEAKEDMY KNEE!" "I'M 40 BELOW!" "ITWEAKEDMY KNEE!" "I'M 40 BELOW!" "ELLEN:" "IT'SCRAZY." "I'M 40 BELOW!" "ELLEN:" "IT'SCRAZY." "SO YOU ARE DIRECTING ALL OF THE" "ELLEN:" "IT'SCRAZY." "SO YOU ARE DIRECTING ALL OF THE EPISODES OR JUST SOME?" "SO YOU ARE DIRECTING ALL OF THE EPISODES OR JUST SOME?" "IDIRECTEDONEEPISODEAND" "EPISODES OR JUST SOME?" "IDIRECTEDONEEPISODEAND PRODUCED THE SHOW." "IDIRECTEDONEEPISODEAND PRODUCED THE SHOW." "DIRECTING IS FUN." "PRODUCED THE SHOW." "DIRECTING IS FUN." "I LIKE TELLING PEOPLE WHAT IT" "DIRECTING IS FUN." "I LIKE TELLING PEOPLE WHAT IT DO." "I LIKE TELLING PEOPLE WHAT IT DO." "ELLEN:" "OFCOURSE,BUT" "DO." "ELLEN:" "OFCOURSE,BUT  POST-PRODUCTION AND" "ELLEN:" "OFCOURSE,BUT  POST-PRODUCTION AND PRE-PRODUCTION." "POST-PRODUCTION AND PRE-PRODUCTION." "IT'SA LOT." "PRE-PRODUCTION." "IT'SA LOT." "PRODUCING IS A LOT." "IT'SA LOT." "PRODUCING IS A LOT." "WE HAVE A GREAT CREW, WHICH" "PRODUCING IS A LOT." "WE HAVE A GREAT CREW, WHICH MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE" "WE HAVE A GREAT CREW, WHICH MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD." "MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD." "ELLEN:" "BUTYOUARE INCRAZY" "WORLD." "ELLEN:" "BUTYOUARE INCRAZY COSTUMES AND THEN BEHIND THE" "ELLEN:" "BUTYOUARE INCRAZY COSTUMES AND THEN BEHIND THE CAMERA DIRECTING." "COSTUMES AND THEN BEHIND THE CAMERA DIRECTING." "THAT'SMEDIRECTINGRIGHT" "CAMERA DIRECTING." "THAT'SMEDIRECTINGRIGHT THERE." "THAT'SMEDIRECTINGRIGHT THERE." "[LAUGHTER]" "THERE." "[LAUGHTER] I " " WE HAD A BEACH SCENE, SO I" "[LAUGHTER] I " " WE HAD A BEACH SCENE, SO I WAS RUNNING BACK AND FORTH IN" "I " " WE HAD A BEACH SCENE, SO I WAS RUNNING BACK AND FORTH IN THIS OUTFIT AND I WAS TELLING" "WAS RUNNING BACK AND FORTH IN THIS OUTFIT AND I WAS TELLING THE CAMERA GUYS, LOOK, WE HAVE" "THIS OUTFIT AND I WAS TELLING THE CAMERA GUYS, LOOK, WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE LENS AND MOVE THE" "THE CAMERA GUYS, LOOK, WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE LENS AND MOVE THE CAMERA DOWN A LITTLE BIT AND" "TO CHANGE THE LENS AND MOVE THE CAMERA DOWN A LITTLE BIT AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO" "CAMERA DOWN A LITTLE BIT AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO LOOK TO TALK TO ME." "THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO LOOK TO TALK TO ME." "ELLEN:" "THEY'RENOTEVEN" "LOOK TO TALK TO ME." "ELLEN:" "THEY'RENOTEVEN LISTENING TO YOU." "ELLEN:" "THEY'RENOTEVEN LISTENING TO YOU." "[LAUGHTER]" "LISTENING TO YOU." "[LAUGHTER] WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK AND" "[LAUGHTER] WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK AND WHEN WE COME BACK, YOU AND I" "WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK AND WHEN WE COME BACK, YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE IN A" "WHEN WE COME BACK, YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE IN A "TELENOVELA."" "ARE GOING TO BE IN A "TELENOVELA." WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE SCRIPT." ""TELENOVELA." WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE SCRIPT." "SO WE'RE READING IT COLD." "WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE SCRIPT." "SO WE'RE READING IT COLD." "AREYOULATINA?" "SO WE'RE READING IT COLD." "AREYOULATINA?" "ELLEN:" "SI." "AREYOULATINA?" "ELLEN:" "SI." "[LAUGHTER]" "ELLEN:" "SI." "[LAUGHTER] WE'LL BE BACK." "ELLEN:" "WE'REBACKWITHEVA LONGORIA." "IN HONOR OF YOUR NEW SHOW," "LONGORIA." "IN HONOR OF YOUR NEW SHOW, "TELENOVELA" WE THOUGHT WE" "IN HONOR OF YOUR NEW SHOW, "TELENOVELA" WE THOUGHT WE WOULD ACT OUT A SCENE." ""TELENOVELA" WE THOUGHT WE WOULD ACT OUT A SCENE." "THE ONLY CATCH IS, WE'VE NEVER" "WOULD ACT OUT A SCENE." "THE ONLY CATCH IS, WE'VE NEVER SEEN THE SCRIPT BEFORE." "THE ONLY CATCH IS, WE'VE NEVER SEEN THE SCRIPT BEFORE." "THEVOLCANOERUPTS." "SEEN THE SCRIPT BEFORE." "THEVOLCANOERUPTS." "THE SUN IS HOT." "THEVOLCANOERUPTS." "THE SUN IS HOT." "THE FIRE BURNS, BUT NOTHING IS" "THE SUN IS HOT." "THE FIRE BURNS, BUT NOTHING IS HOTTER THAN DOS AMIGAS." "THE FIRE BURNS, BUT NOTHING IS HOTTER THAN DOS AMIGAS." "[APPLAUSE]" "HOTTER THAN DOS AMIGAS." "[APPLAUSE] HOLA." "[APPLAUSE] HOLA." "INEEDTO SPEAKTOYOU." "HOLA." "INEEDTO SPEAKTOYOU." "ARE YOU HOME?" "INEEDTO SPEAKTOYOU." "ARE YOU HOME?" "SI." "ARE YOU HOME?" "SI." "I'MCOMINGOVER." "SI." "I'MCOMINGOVER." "COMEIN." "I'MCOMINGOVER." "COMEIN." "ANTONIO,I MUSTSPEAKTOYOU." "COMEIN." "ANTONIO,I MUSTSPEAKTOYOU." "WHATISIT CARMELITO" "ANTONIO,I MUSTSPEAKTOYOU." "WHATISIT CARMELITO CONSUELA." "WHATISIT CARMELITO CONSUELA." "I'VECOMETO TELLYOU IKNOW" "CONSUELA." "I'VECOMETO TELLYOU IKNOW  EVERYTHING." "I'VECOMETO TELLYOU IKNOW  EVERYTHING." "WHATDOYOUKNOW?" "EVERYTHING." "WHATDOYOUKNOW?" "IKNOWYOU'VEBEENSLEEPING" "WHATDOYOUKNOW?" "IKNOWYOU'VEBEENSLEEPING WITH MY BROTHER'S WIFE'S" "IKNOWYOU'VEBEENSLEEPING WITH MY BROTHER'S WIFE'S SISTER'S COUSIN." "WITH MY BROTHER'S WIFE'S SISTER'S COUSIN." "AH!" "SISTER'S COUSIN." "AH!" "AND I'M COMING TO GIVE YOU THIS." "AH!" "AND I'M COMING TO GIVE YOU THIS." "[LAUGHTER]" "AND I'M COMING TO GIVE YOU THIS." "[LAUGHTER] [KNOCKING]" "[LAUGHTER] [KNOCKING] WHOISIT ?" "[KNOCKING] WHOISIT ?" "COME IN." "WHOISIT ?" "COME IN." "[LAUGHTER]" "COME IN." "[LAUGHTER] ELNINO,IKNEWYOU'DBE" "[LAUGHTER] ELNINO,IKNEWYOU'DBE COMING." "ELNINO,IKNEWYOU'DBE COMING." "THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT YOU ON" "COMING." "THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT YOU ON THE NEWS." "THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT YOU ON THE NEWS." "IWANTTO SHOWYOU HOW GOOD" "THE NEWS." "IWANTTO SHOWYOU HOW GOOD I AM AT JUGGLING MY BALLS." "IWANTTO SHOWYOU HOW GOOD I AM AT JUGGLING MY BALLS." "PLEASESHOWUS YOURBALLS." "I AM AT JUGGLING MY BALLS." "PLEASESHOWUS YOURBALLS." "VERY BUENO NOW." "PLEASESHOWUS YOURBALLS." "VERY BUENO NOW." "GO OUTSIDE AND PRACTICE." "VERY BUENO NOW." "GO OUTSIDE AND PRACTICE." "YES,MAMASITA." "GO OUTSIDE AND PRACTICE." "YES,MAMASITA." "WHEREWEREWE ?" "YES,MAMASITA." "WHEREWEREWE ?" "[LAUGHTER]" "WHEREWEREWE ?" "[LAUGHTER] IKNOWSOMETHINGABOUTYOU," "[LAUGHTER] IKNOWSOMETHINGABOUTYOU,  TOO." "IKNOWSOMETHINGABOUTYOU,  TOO." "WHATDOYOUKNOW?" "TOO." "WHATDOYOUKNOW?" "IKNOWYOU'VEBEENSLEEPING" "WHATDOYOUKNOW?" "IKNOWYOU'VEBEENSLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND." "IKNOWYOU'VEBEENSLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND." "AND IF THAT'S NOT PUNISHMENT" "WITH MY HUSBAND." "AND IF THAT'S NOT PUNISHMENT ENOUGH, I HAVE THIS FOR YOU." "AND IF THAT'S NOT PUNISHMENT ENOUGH, I HAVE THIS FOR YOU." "[LAUGHTER]" "ENOUGH, I HAVE THIS FOR YOU." "[LAUGHTER] THISISDOSAMIGAS." "[LAUGHTER] THISISDOSAMIGAS." "¶[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "THISISDOSAMIGAS." "¶[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ELLEN:" "WE'LLBE RIGHTBACK." "ELLEN:" "I WANTTO THANK LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND EVA LONGORIA." "LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND EVA LONGORIA." "BEFORE WE GO, COULD ANY OF YOU" "LONGORIA." "BEFORE WE GO, COULD ANY OF YOU USE A LITTLE OVER $500 MILLION?" "BEFORE WE GO, COULD ANY OF YOU USE A LITTLE OVER $500 MILLION?" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "USE A LITTLE OVER $500 MILLION?" "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT." "I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT," "ALL RIGHT." "I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT, BECAUSE I GOT ALL OF YOU A" "I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT, BECAUSE I GOT ALL OF YOU A POWERBALL TICKET." "BECAUSE I GOT ALL OF YOU A POWERBALL TICKET." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]" "POWERBALL TICKET." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND." "[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND." "BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER." "HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND." "BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER." "BYE."