"FANTASTIC COMEDY" "An electronic computer, searching in the vast cosmos found that only 19 thousand planets could have life like planet Earth." "This 19 thousands are new planets, and they have primary life forms." "On other planets civilization has reached unexpected heights." "The beings from this planets are suffering." "They suffer from the lack of energy." "Huge telescopes are investigating the universe, and when they find a new idea about a new fuel, they urgently send a robot on that planet." "It is made to look like his creators." "Now we gonna show you some of this UFO's pictures." "This pictures are driving me crazy, you can't even eat a soup!" ".....in a trip with his family on mountain CocoDiPabla." "As you remember dear viewers, in a recent issue we informed you about a rocket built in the courtyard of his house by a provincial professor." "This strange creation, was the subject of some contradictory discussions." "Last night a fire destroyed the rocket." "We went to the crime scene." "Here are some images from last night." "The professor was immediately taken to hospital." "Following the received information, his health is out of danger." "The professor said that after he will........he.......condition....of his rocket...." "Is the boy going to school?" "He learns well, he wants to become a spaceman." "Do you know the professor?" "It's his teacher." "Common, say something!" "Have you seen the rocket?" "You flew with it?" "How can he fly, you don't see that is just a kid?" "Has anyone flew with the rocket?" "If he flyed with the rocket you say......" "What are you talking about?" "Has the professor flew with it?" "A rocket is a rocket." "You don't build a rocket with scram." "But it was a real rocket, I was inside." "What does this kid know?" "It's a toy, made from tin cans." "The teacher had specialized studies?" "Yah, he built it after his head." "A PERSONAL CREATION, UNIQUE!" "Let's be serious........." "What was the fuel of the rocket?" "There was no fuel, and in my opinion was not like any rocket." "How does it look like?" "This is a mystery, maybe with some invention." "That's nonsense." "It was good in an amusement park." "Let's be serious................" "Too bad that they burned it, it was very beautiful, UNICAT!" "Why did they burned it?" "The professor, was married?" "Are you serious?" "Eh, the world says........" "If he wanted to marry, he would find a good woman, not Tapiru's girlfriend." "It was a very respected lady, let's be serious." "Who's Tapiru?" "Tapiru has burned the rocket." "He caught her with the professor." "He hasn't caught her!" "We all know Mr. Tapiru." "The rocket was able to fly?" "The rocket was able to fly?" "( arguing in the background )" "The rocket was able to fly?" "I was inside." "Can I stay over the night?" "Lead the Mr. to room 13." "What's up dear, what's up?" "It's nothing, what could it be?" "Are you going to school tomorrow?" "I'll go, but my teacher is sick." "He's at home?" "No, he was taken to hospital by ambulance." "Can we see the rocket?" "It's in the yard, but it's demolished." "You saw him when he build it?" "I worked on it myself." "What was your work?" "I was responible with the screws." "When I found a screw, I took it to the professor." "Where could you find screws?" "Occasionally." "At first, I've unscrewed from trucks, fences, until the professor eard me." "But it doesn't hurt me, because he's a good man." "The rocket was build from scram?" "He was reconditioning the scram, it was like new." "You couldn't see a tin can, a bike wheel or something else." "It was a real rocket." "Have you flyed with the rocket?" "No, we had to fly it during the holiday." "What's that holiday?" "Holiday is when the school ends." "Are we going to school tomorrow?" "Yes." "Good Night." "Holiday." "Ho-li-day." "Y-a-d-i-l-o-h." "Mom, the mister upstairs doesn't know what a holiday is." "He looks like he was dropped from the moon." "You don't build a rocket with scram." "There was no fuel." "A toy, made from tin cans." "I was responsible with the screws." "It was a real rocket." "Leave me alone." "That's nonsense." "It was good in an amusement park.." "A PERSONAL CREATION, UNIQUE!" "Holiday is when school ends." "An extraordinary name, prepared very well." "He often forget that they are children and he kept them true academic conferences." "Do you believe me, sir?" "Even I, did not understand everything." "A very weird man." "I could say.....an excellent professor, respected by everyone." "He had a hobby." "He was filming and photographing all the day." "Weird, very weird." "He was not like an ordinary man." "Do you believe in aliens?" "I'm curious..........." "They're robots, they look like us, and we can't distinguish them." "They talk, they sing, because they have a computer instead of a brain." "Do you believe that the professor was an alien too?" "I don't say anything, but you know what the people says, that even Leonardo Da Vinci was an alien." "But he stayed here on Earth to teach us new things." "He wasn't punished by aliens because at their school he was the most stupid student." "Do you believe that the professor....." "All the things done by the professor were....... strange." "Very strange." "In one evening....." "Sir, what brings you here?" "What are you saying?" "He tried to reconstruct the appearance of life in a large bowl with water." "Interesting, but I have another question." "The rocket was able to fly?" "I believe that the professor was flying the rocket." "Wait, wait." "Kids, ask the professor to do one more gym hour." "Sir, the principal said to do one more gym hour." "Attention!" "He was flying?" "Every day." "With what fuel?" "Without fuel." "See that hole in the ceiling?" "An ink passed throught there." "Have you seen you all this?" "I just assumed, since the ink pot came through the ceiling." "Have you seen the ink pot coming throught ceiling?" "But it's not normal since you can see the hole and the ink?" "Maybe a student threw it." "This were the professor words, to hide his invention." "Sometimes I'm afraid of the professor." "Move him to another school!" "Please, mister inspector!" "Inspector?" "I don't understand." "With what kind of fuel does it work?" "With string." "How much you gave on this?" "3 buttons like this." "How much dollars it costs?" "Miss?" "Is Mr. Tapiru at home?" "You're Mr. Tapiru?" "Good evening." "Have you demolished the rocket?" "That contruction was no well consolidated." "Whenever it might fall over the children." "The rocket was able to fly?" "Rocket?" "You call that bullshit a rocket?" "Have you seen it flying?" "Are you crazy?" "No way." "If you want to know the truth, ask the other ones too." "The rocket was just a prank." "It was made for other purposes." "What was the professor doing inside......." "He was creating life?" "And yet how." "Have you seen him making fishes with legs?" "Fishes with legs?" "Sure, I saw fishes with legs, and butterflies with hooves." "He also made a snail with hair on his chest." "I think you're kidding me!" "I'm interested on the professor work." "The story with the rocket is a lie." "I don't understand." "He made the rocket as a bait for naive girls" "He fooled Corina with this." "Tell me, please." "Please turn it off." "Japanese Tape Recorder." "It's empty on the inside." "His mechanism is so miniaturized that you can't see it with the naked eye." "At my password, "ura", atack." "Now, split up." "I'm pretty anger by nature and the professor pulled me out of my mind." "The Band is over?" "No, it works with dried chromosomes." "You're from the police." "No." "No investigation?" "No." "Then, why did I told this to you?" "Be calm." "Well, you can see that I'm calm!" "He's not calm.." "We are calm, we are calm, yes!" "We take the coin from the pocket, we put it..... and, if the screen shows 2 oranges and one lemon we are rich.." "Congratulations." "You think that the rocket....." "Maybe it was a prototype." "You make me yell, it is a bunch of scram!" "Maybe it's a flying saucer." "Nonsense, nonsense!" "Have you seen it flying?" "Take him, take him!" "I just wanted to know if it flies." "( memories )" "Kid, how was this professor?" "He was a good man, when he gave us a bad mark he was sad." "But he wasn't guilty, we were." "He was like, Frankenstein?" "No!" "He was a Don Juan?" "No, he was a good man." "Tell." "The professor took us to museums and shows us all kind of devices." "Do you know Miss Corina?" "Where can I find Miss Corina?" "Come on, stop faking." "Tell me about the rocket." "Let's go to Miss Corina." "Miss Corina?" "Good Evening." "Do you love the professor?" "No, I mean yes." "Everybody loves him." "Are you enloved with Mr. Tapiru." "I think I know what are you talking about." "I've loved this man, now everything is over." "He was unfair with the professor." "Have you seen the rocket?" "It was like a dream." "Marble sarcophagus where the coffin of a young girl was found." "Garlands of flowers, ornamental objects that were found in the coffin." "There have also been found, necklaces, combs, earrings, spoons, saucers, bracelets, jewelry boxes," "Objects that in the faith of the ancients are accompanying the dead on the way to other worlds." "I've hear that the cosmonauts are taking with them the toothbrush, razor and other." "The Fantastic Snake, a unique." "It shows very interesting features:" "ram's head, human ears and hair, feathered serpent body and very interesting a lion's tail." "For the ancients this was a god." "With that our visit is ended." "Have you seen the rocket?" "It was, it was just inventions." "Everything was made with love, and a lot of finesse." "It was able to be flyed?" "It was." "The teacher said that it could fly 2 milions years." "What kind of fuel?" "I don't know." "The professor studies a lot, is a scholar." "He's interested in flying saucers, or UFO's." "He always laughed when he was reading the newspaper." "His rocket was a flying saucer?" "I don't know, it was, it was something, how can I tell you, extraordinary." "The professor told me about his plan." "He said that at his rocket launch, journalists from all over the world will be there and they'll filming for the whole earth." "And it was flyed just with music?" "Of course!" "Tell me." "And, after 2 million years......" "Could the man be born, just like this, in a large bowl of water?" "Don't you think that it's an extraordinary idea?" "Good morning, my child." "My dear child, you've grown up." "I'm your father." "You can see me, I can't see you because I'm dead by 2 million years." "And now I'll teach about the life." "It's awful, the child should be afraid of his father's face?" "You know, the professor always thought as a scientist, like a men." "He has forgotten how important is the love of mother." "The professor stopped making people in cosmos?" "Not at all." "The thing with the love wasn't set up, that's all." "The child had to develop under the guidance of a robot, driven by a computer." "I was thinking as a women, as a mother." "I imagine the child alone in the rocket, without consolation." "Who's gonna take care of him if it's sick?" "I've always told the professor:" "Childrens aren't growing up just with knowledge!" "Look, how many do not attend school and become like Tapiru?" "Are you a musician?" "Not at all, can you see that?" "Due to me, the professor introduced singing lessons in the computer." "Very well, one more time." "Again?" "Here you have everything you need, you can order all the rocket." "Look, you see?" "This is a computer." "I don't think you understand but you have all the time in the world." "In this cards, more exactly in this holes you can find all the wisdom of the 20th century." "First let's start with ABC." "And now the gym hour." "And.... 1,2,3,4" "Breathing." "Running." "And!" "1,2,3,4, 1,2,3,4" "Lift your legs!" "1,2,3,4" "Breathing." "And now I will try to tell you a story that I'm sure you gonna like it." "It's about the beginning of the life on planet Earth." "What you see here are images of the Paleozoic era" "An era that lasted longer ......." "Meanwhile, some scientists have changed their minds." "The man is not a monkey!" "It is a separate species, at least for a time." "Now, I'll show you a short history." "This is my idea," "To instill a flower from the 20th century on a planet in the universe." "Why they are missing pages?" "But, why were the missing pages?" "The professor informed the young from the rocket about the achievements of our century." "He hide a thing, the ugly face of people." "He shred all the pages of books that show poverty, misery ..." "From Romeo and Juliet only the balcony scene remained, and from Hamlet only the covers." "Can you imagine....." "The poor child, alone in cosmos, perfect and undefiled, as a free game of a scientific genius." "Who needs such perfection?" "Better lived among men, with a purpose, to know about this perfection if it exists to help others become better ......" "But he has his ideas....." "My dear,I imagine your joy, today, you're 21 years old." "Happy birthday, son!" "You embody the most valuable thing of science, now you can discover the philosophical stone" "I envy you ......" "And I'm proud of you, I created a perfect man." "Look at your work!" "Done scientifically, scientifically educated, I'm perfect!" "I'm a doctor,I'm an engineer, I'm an architect!" "I learned elegant manners!" "Why, why?" "Why I've learned to count, to count the days without sun ....." "Whem I'm awake I'm rational." "But at night, have you ever think that I'm dreaming?" "The dreams torments me, there, in my dreams i bath in the clear water of the rivers, and I compete with the young and old." "And i collect the same flower, for the same girl." "Huh?" "The robots have dreams?" "Common, answer me, please!" "Please answer me!" "Have mercy of a perfect man!" "I didn't understand your words, the microphones were jammed." "You've screamed, you've screamed my dear." "Maybe you suffer, perhaps my experience is too hard for you." "I have a surprize for you, form 75563bc." "You will make a trip to Earth." "See?" "In the cabin appeared four screens." "On each screen an image will be projected." "You have a lot of fantasy!" "Do you think so?" "You'll make an extraordinary article." "I would call it "Pasarea Phoenix"." "What's an article?" "You're not a reporter?" "You're not from the newspaper?" "No!" "I think tha you came with the rocket..........." "I'm a robot" "Who's not a robot in our days?" "No, I'm a real robot." "I'm sent from Neptun to find new energies." "Now it's your turn to tell stories!" "And finally, what energy you have discovered.?" "The rockets are flying with fuel, like usual rockets." "But the people have an inexhaustible energy." "Humor and fantasy." "Common, this sir is starting to tell jokes!" "Compliments to the neutrons." "If I did not have wires instead of heart I'd fall in love with her?" "." "Will you come to us again?" "On holiday." "Y-a-d-i-l-o-h." "THE END"