"¶ camp lakebottom where the zombies drool ¶" "¶" "¶ camp lakebottom where spooks are cool ¶" "¶" "¶ camp lakebottom don't eat their food ¶" "¶" "¶ camp lakebottom bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶" "¶ camp" "¶ lakebottom" "¶ camp lakebottom" "Waaaauughh!" "Mcgee:" "Dear mom." "I always have an awesome time at camp lakebottom" "But lately, it's been out of this world!" "[alarm rings]" "Ugh!" "Euw!" "Ugh!" "How long 'til you guys break the skunk cabbage" "Keep it up record?" "60 more grueling minutes to go!" "I can no longer feel my arms!" "Ugghhhh." "They need to get energized," "With vitamin enriched schvet vater!" "Der secret ingredient iz schvet." "Hit power!" "All set for the victory party." "Right, rosebud?" "Yah yah... sniff gasp!" "Oh no, de cake!" "Whooooooaa" "Go get it squirt!" "You guys are going to beat the record!" "manthesebug chips are super salty." "Ahh!" "Whoa!" "You guys see that?" "Kinda busy here." "Well, I gotta check this out!" "Hurry back." "Sweet unmerciful mother of mars!" "Wonder what those loser bottoms are up to today." "A real space ship." "whichmeans a real martian!" "which means real fame." "For jordan buttsquat alien hunter!" "Transformation commence!" "Interstellar fame, here I come!" "Jet shoes activate!" "Waaaaa!" "Helloooo.." "Anybody home?" "You'd think an advanced civilization" "Would have a doorbell..." "Whoooooa!" "Oof!" "Friendly neighborhood earthling just dropping in." "Gaaaah!" "Aaaaliiien!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Ooohh!" "Not food!" "Friend!" "Heyy!" "I'm mcgee." "Welcome to planet earth." "Uh..." "What should I call you?" "How about archibald?" "Hoppy?" "Yeah, you're right, they stink." "Ok, how about froggert?" "(ribbet)ok!" "Please to meet you froggert!" "Gross..." "Slash awesome!" "You'll fit in great here!" "C'mon!" "Aaaaaaaaahhhh!" "Gerrr..." "Huh?" "The trail to glory." "These are delicious!" "One more excruciating," "Crucially important minute to go!" "Guys!" "Meet froggert!" "He's totally cool and totally alien." "From outer space!" "Whoa!" "Alien?" "gasp!" "wooooow!" "Nooooooo!" "Save stinky!" "that's time!" "We did it!" "We're the stinkiest stinkers of all time!" "Can I get an "oh yeah!"" "Go squirt, go suirt!" "Give me some sugar!" "Oh yeah!" "If I get galactic germs from this," "I won't be a happy camper." "Let der celebration begin!" "Victor-eeeek!" "Is that an alien?" "Would you freak if we said "yes"?" "Of course-- not!" "Welcome." "Mi camp-a es su camp-a." "Trust me you don't wanna lick that." "So froggert, what brings you to lakebottom?" "The fun?" "The sun?" "The cuisine?" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "You're shooting an space music video?" "Come to learn kung fu?" "He wants us to help find parts to fix his" "Interstellar hyperdrive." "That was my next guess." "Sweet!" "Hyperdrive scavenger hunt!" "Ladle..." " Check" "Life vest..." "Check" "Blender..." "Check" "So, we good to go?" "there'sa lot more where that came from!" "ahhchou and blowing snot noises" "Way to put those boogers to good" "Galactic use, squirt!" "And I have a back up supply, eh froggert!" "arealiens supposed to be crusty?" "It's those bug chips that he can't stop eating." "The salt is drying him out!" "No more bug chips for you, pal!" "Vat he needs is schvet vater!" "Der secret ingredient iz..." "Thanks for the martian, mcgeek!" "I get famous and he gets all the sunny smiley" "Snacks he can eat!" "Bwa-hahaha!" "We have to save froggert!" "...Before he dries up like raisin!" "It's gonna be ok squirt." "I know." "It's not that." "I just don't like raisins." "We'll get him back." "I've got a plan!" "Sawyer, you're with me." "The rest of you, leisure suit up!" "It's moustache time..." "Attention." "Sunny smiles is on lock down 'til after my alien" "News conference makes me famous!" "ohhhyes!" "also," "I've been asked to remind everyone that today" "Is "chili day" in the cafeteria." "So "don't be silly and miss out on the chili"." "Clb action news!" "Making peabrains- uh uh, people famous since 1992!" "People with martians..." "So if you actually have a martian..." "We demand proof." "Okay." "You want proof?" "You got it!" "Tada!" "Meet!" "My!" "Martian!" "Uh..." "How 'bout we toast your fame with some juice?" "Martian drinks first." "Uh huh ." "Interview first, then you can feed the exhibit." "Uhh.." "So mcgee?" "Why are you warring the action news team getup?" "Dramatic flair!" "Alright, sawyer." "Operation: "save froggert and stop buttsquat from" "Becoming famous" is a go!" "Operation sf-sbbf!" "Gotcha!" "Now let's get mechanical!" "You have to be very delicate with this type of" "Advance technology." "Somehow I thought it would be a tad more complicated." "ahh.." "Something's snot right..." "Got it!" "Snot rag!" "Mucus." "Is there anything it can't do?" "We have lift off!" "Ugh..." "Hand me the driver's manual." "There I was, pinned down by phaser fire but nothing" "Was gonna stop me from bagging my martian!" "And is that when you realized you'd been set up?" "Set up?" "Like on a date?" "Just can't resist the buttsquat allure huh?" "Give up the alien, buttburger!" "I need that back or you might recognize me." "Nice try bottom dwellers but no one touches my martin." "Ahhhhhhhh!" "But I didn't finish his hair!" "Ahhhhhh.." "Oooaf." "Battle stations!" "Oooo.." "There's a style I've never tried!" "itis mustache time!" "High-ya!" "Less chips, more ships!" "(yelling) get us out of here, mcgee!" "Coming - soon as I learn how to land!" "Not so fast mc mustache!" "Eat rubber, mcflubber!" "Bwaa-ha-ha!" "Mcgee's never gonna make it!" "Froggert, we need your help!" "He's too dehydrated!" "You know what he needs?" "Pit power!" "Der secret ingredient is shvweat!" "Open up and say awhhhhh." "Yay!" "Oh no!" "Thats it!" "Its mustasche o'clock!" "I'm reaaaally getting tired of this." "Noooooo!" "oooohhh yesss!" "Ahhhhhh no!" "My alien!" "My fame!" "Welcome aboard!" "I think I've got this flying thing down." "Next stop, lakebottom-- gaaaaaaah!" "I don't wanna be a pancake." "Can I be a waffle instead?" "Froggert, that save was outta this world!" "Hey, you got it." "Just when we have to say goodbye." "We'll miss you, froggert." "Your goober, not so much." "I wish there was something we could give you." "Taken care of, camper." "I stocked the ship with all the bug chips and" "Schvet vater this little hopper can gobble up." "Goodbye!" "I will have revenge!" "burp!" "[evil laughter]" "Mcgee:" "Dear mom, remember how I asked you for a drum set?" "Can we make that an accordion?" "Whoohoo!" "Awesome!" "Nothing like beachcombing after a storm!" "Free stuff!" "Got it..." "Got it..." "Need it..." "Yes!" "Check out my sweet hat!" "Ah!" "Awesome!" "Now I can snack and brush my teeth at the same time!" "Fits like a glove!" "Iee!" "Whoa!" "Guys!" "Check this out!" "Creeptastic!" "What is it?" "Well, it's no giant toothbrush... it looks like a chocolate bunny." "Without the ears." "Ow ow ow !" "Or the chocolate." "My weird aunt irene has one of these on her mantle!" "It's a tiki idol!" "Well I bet aunt irene doesn't have a giant toothbrush!" "Mmmmm  dirty, tacky and clashes" "With the camp decor!" "You make those sound like bad things..." "Bevare..." "Dey say der tiki drum summons certain dooooom." "Ah.." "Forget the doom and gloom, guys!" "Just, shake your booty to the beat!" "ugh!" "Hey, I'm not bad!" "Hey..." "I'm not playing!" "Whoa!" "(gasp!" ")" "The drums of doom!" "Sooo, does aunt irene's idol do that?" "atlast!" "Mighty tiki has been freed from his" "Tacky idol prison!" "Nice to meetcha, tiki, I'm mcgee..." "The one who freed you?" "That means I get three wishes, right?" "Those are genies, mouthy one." "Still, tiki's gratitude blooms like the lotus flower." "Hmmm..." "But his artistic soul droops like the" "Rotting kumquat." "Whooooa!" "I've got to hand it to him." "He definitely has a unique flair for exterior design." "With mother sun burning high in the sky we" "Shall celebrate tiki's freedom..." "With a tiki-tastic luau!" "Tiki tiki tikiiiiiiiii!" "Huh?" "Ooooooo!" "Ya!" "Certain doom never tasted so good." "Like the hungry boa that feasts on the plump mouse!" "Fill your bellies my new friends!" "Ooooohh!" "Ah ah.." "Careful, campers." "Dis food is not like the tasty meals I cook..." "Yaaaaayy!" "Ughhhh" "Nau mai!" "Let the dancing begin!" "Huh?" "Hey!" "I have no control of my muscles..." "And I love it!" "Luau!" "Woo woooo!" "It's ukulele time!" "Let's get this party rockin'!" "By the shriek of the fruit bat," "Tiki's crying ears command you to stop!" "Not big on ukelele ?" "I hear ya." "Alright." "Ex-na on the ul-ee-kay." "How about this?" "Enough luau!" "Now little ones, it is time for tiki to bestow a koha!" ""bestow a koha"?" "Oh oh.." "Oookay, the outhouse is around back." "Take a left at the 3rd tree." "A koha is a precious gift from one warrior to another!" "Ooooh." "That koha..." "You didn't have to bring us anything." "Bring it on!" "You little ones will have the honour of being" "Tiki's prey in the great tiki hunt!" "Yay!" "We get to be prey!" "Wait." "That doesn't sound so good when I say it." "Thanks for the great koha and everything," "But can we exchange it for something else?" "No substitutions!" "Tiki has looked forward to the hunt" "For a thousand rise and falls of father moon..." "So make it good!" "If you survive - doubtful - tiki will bow like" "Bamboo to your superior warrior spirits" "And free your chieftains." "Free them?" "From what?" "Hahaha!" "Let the hunt begin!" "gahhhhhhh!" "Ah-hahahahaha!" "(whispering) follow me." "(yelling) encase you didn't hear him," "He said to follow him!" "Tiki heeeeears you!" "Haka!" "gasp!" "Wow." "That sneaky tiki plays for keepsies!" "Run!" "Drums of doom and abs of doom!" "You must really work out!" "Tiki thought you little ones had more warrior spirit..." "You want spirit?" "How's this!" "?" "That's more like it!" "Now tiki rages with the fury of a" "Thousand volcanoes!" "Yeeeoow!" "Dance the fire dance of really-hot-feet!" "Hot!" "Hot!" "Hot!" "Ah ha!" "Awesome!" "roar!" "Tiki is steamed now!" "roar!" "Wonder what creepy" "Tiki's gonna hit us with next?" "Huh?" "Aaaahhh!" "aahhhhhhh!" "Hey - an apple a day keeps the cursed tiki warrior away." "shrunkenhead!" "Can you eat shrunken heads?" "No, but they can eat us!" "Quick!" "Into the schwamp!" "We'll be safe there!" "What exactly is your definition of safe?" "Hey..." "You guys know gary the gecko?" "We're pals." "Gary's gonna hear about this!" "Hope you little ones don't mind..." "A few of tiki's friends dropped by..." "For a bite!" "the great hunt ends at last!" "Let the jungle jingle with tiki's ancient victory song!" "Oh'kpaullie oh'kapallie." "I guess this is it, guys." "It's been nice knowing ya." "Stay back." "I've got a stick!" "I wouldn't celebrate yet, tiki!" "Whooza good gator?" "You want the stick?" "Fetch!" "huh?" "Now who's the prey?" "Technically, we still are." "Oh yeah!" "haha!" "Tiki has your scent now!" "oooh?" "Who da warriors?" "We da warriors!" "Yaaayyy!" "A worthy trap, little ones..." "Run!" "... Worthy of a painful, tiki-fying!" "Haka!" "Heads up, guys!" "Ya didn't say anything about ankles!" "Guys!" "Whoa!" "Oof!" "Ikki-ikki!" "Good bye, mouthy one." "You fought with irritating - warrior spirit." "Mcgeeeeee!" "The great mcgee hunt is on!" "And maybe we can squeeze in a little game of fetch too!" "The fires dim, and the hunt is over." "Time for some tiki-mood lighting..." "Let them go log head!" "Dip tiki's toes in lava and call him hotfoot!" "Mouthy one still lives?" "ahka!" "(gasp!" ")" "Tiki has been tricked?" "Huh?" "Tiki is not for eating!" "tarzan-yell whooop!" "Oof!" "Can we pretend that worked?" "Hey, don't worry about ol' feather-brain." "He'll be busy for hours!" "Time flies when you're about to get tikified." "Mouthy one, you have mocked tiki for the last time!" "Not quite!" "Um..." "Er.." "Yeah right." "No, no, yes!" "Ahka!" "I, mouthy one..." "Challenge tiki to a..." "Warrior's duel!" "Lets trade some luau licks!" "Uh, did the schwamp gas make you wonky in the head?" "Tiki accepts!" "Aarrrgh!" "Tiki must..." "Overpower..." "The mouthy one!" "Don't stop now, mcgee." "Do you know anything by billy blue jeans and the" "Denim dudes?" "Eat ukulele, tiki!" "It sounds like billys jeans are too tight!" "Make the plinky plink stop!" "Now for the big finish!" "Ahhhhhh!" "Tiki's head splits like an overripe coconut..." "Being hit by another overripe coconut!" "Nooooooo!" "Thank you, camp lakebottom!" "Goodnight!" "(whispering/spent) there will be no encore." "Best." "Ukulele." "Solo." "Ever!" "So what do we do with it now?" "What we shoulda done with it in the first, place." "Bye bye!" "Whoaaa!" "A tiki idol!" "This'll look great on my mantle!" "Oooh, cool drum."