"Macabre Legends of the Colonies" "That's the one I want." "No no no, I couldn't possibly sell you that." "That's exactly the one I want, explain yourself!" "Look, I've sold that painting three times, and three times it has come back." "It's cursed!" "They say very odd things about it." "Yes?" "Like what?" "Well, people say that every night of the full moon at midnight" "the figures in that painting come to life!" "That's great!" "That way I can practice on him and perhaps seduce her!" "Be careful out there, those two fight dirty." "You're the one that has to stay on his toes." "We lost last time because you wouldn't stop flirting with those girls in the front row." "That's not true, we lost because you stink." "Of course I do, after all, you were my teacher." " What did you say?" " That you were my teacher." " Well, I'm still your teacher!" " Oh yeah?" "Stop messing around." "I just gotta show this guy I'm better than he is." " What was that?" " I'll show you I'm better than you!" "Let's see if that's so, bring it!" "Let's go, let's go." "Work your anger out in the ring." "You see?" "We've lost already." "No, no, we haven't lost, I promised them we'd win, didn't I?" "One, two, three, out!" "Please, forget the girls and beat these guys!" "Yeah, you're right." "I don't know what happened." "I know exactly what happened." "Well, they're right there and" "One, two, three, out!" "You have to remember, work is work," "While you're doing it you gotta' forget the ladies, got it?" "But why?" "We won, right?" "Sure, but whenever you see a chick in a skirt you lose it." "Fine, I got it, I swear I'll never look at a woman again." "Huh?" "What's that?" "Excuse me." "We'll fix dinner in a jiffy." "What's this?" "Where'd you get such an ugly painting?" "You're so ignorant." "This painting is over 400 years old," "It belonged to the Viceroy of New Spain, Sir Rodrigo de Mendoza." "Huh, say what you want but, it's still ugly as sin." "Philistine!" "You know nothing about art!" "You know, the only thing that has me worried " "Is that the old man that sold it to me said it was cursed." "Go ahead and laugh!" "You'll all be sorry later!" "These are things from beyond, things that must be respected!" "From beyond?" "Cursed?" "!" "I'm leaving!" "You're staying right here!" "No way, no one's leaving." "We're gonna wait for witches, for Satan, for the spirit of the Crying Woman!" "What's going on?" "Who's playing tricks on us?" "Oh baby, let's get out of here!" "What's this?" "Get us out of here!" "Stay close." "What's going on?" "I don't know, I felt a wave of dizziness." " Where are we?" " What is this?" "What place could this be?" " How did we get here?" " I don't know this church." "It's very pretty." "I can't remember ever seeing a place like this." "God help us, what are we going to do?" "Yes, what will we do?" " Sounds like a ghost!" " Who's yelling?" "C'mon, let's hide!" "Hail Purest Mary, 12 o'clock and all's well!" "No one knows, no one knew the terrible case of the witch burned by the Holy Inquisition!" "I don't know, I swear I don't know what's going on." "I didn't think the painting had the power to ..," "To what?" "To transport us to the 16th century." "We're in the 16th century." "And now what do we do?" "We look for a way to break the magic." "Look." "Come on, let's go." "Halt!" "Who goes there?" "Whosoever it is, it matters not unless thou speakest first thy name." "To the devil with this!" "Enough chatter, I swear I shall split thy tongue in twain!" "Look my lady, another duel." "From what I can see in the shadows it's the same man who battled last night." "I don't know what the hell is going on." "I'm telling you, we're in the 16th century!" "And all because of that damned painting." "That old man who sold it to me was right," "It's cursed." "I am struck down!" "To hell you go!" "I hath given my warning, any who approach thee shall die." "He could still be alive." "Let's go see." "Thank you Lord." "How happy you doth make me my lady, to die in thine arms." "Permit me to inspect your injury my lord." "It is not a mortal wound." "Thou shalt live." "Thou art under arrest!" "And what is the charge?" "Witchcraft and murder!" "Hey, wait a minute, let the lady go!" "En guarde!" "Have at them!" "And the woman?" "What happened?" "She went in to the house with the wounded man." "What do you think?" "I don't know." "I think we should try going inside." "What are we waiting for?" "Let's go!" "Yes, let's go." "Here you have him Mother." "One more step in your vengeance." "Tenoch has just arrived." "He brings news that soldiers of the Holy Inquisition are coming," "With orders to apprehend you." "Hast thou heard Mother?" "A group of soldiers." "More fodder for thy vengeance." "Axbitli, Tochtli!" "Guard my mother." "We need to find some way to return to our time." "Yes, of course, that's what we all want, but how?" "Look, it's only logical that the cause of our being here, is that damned painting you bought." "That's true." "That painting is from this time," "If we find it, it could take us back to our world." "But don't you know what this means?" "We won't be able to go anywhere with the boys in masks!" "Well, so they should take them off." "Never!" "A wrestler loses his mask in the ring, not trying to run away from danger!" "If the painting did this, then the painting can take us back." "This is a matter of witchcraft." "Don't you realize, we're in the home of a witch?" "Why else would they have come to arrest her?" "We need to go in to the house." "Careful!" "Hide!" "Call forth thine mistress!" "Luisa Miasoxgl," "By the power of the Holy Inquisition, in who's name we are   given the authority to punish you for defying the power of God," "And his representatives in New Spain," "In the name of the tribunal of the Holy Office of the Inquisition, and the Inquisitor General, Sir Felix de Gonzalez," "You shall be taken to prison, where you shall await your judgement." "Come on, let's go help them!" "Calm down, this isn't real." "This doesn't exist." "Then this is all fake?" "Yes, that's it." "But if they see us they'll kill us for real!" "Oh shut up already." "Take them to the dungeon." "This night," "My mother shall have a feast." "Lady Luisa continued with her vengeance against the white men," "Whom she considered responsible for the death of her mother." "But, she ignored the fact that warriors from another time," "Were there, ready to attack." "Enter." "My lord," "I bear grim tidings." "The escort disappeared." "Disappeared?" "If I remember correctly, I warned you Captain." "That Mestiza is dangerous." "You were right as always, your Eminence." "What are thy orders?" "The Devil has given the Mestiza powerful defenders." "Do you know who fancies her?" "Sir Diego de Velasco, the best blade in Spain." "Dost thou know him?" "If you permit me my lord," "I'd like to remind you that I am the best swordsman in New Spain." "By God," "That is a duel I would like to see." "You know I would lay down my life in thine service." "But Sir Antonio," "That woman has powers from beyond the grave, as well as a sizable force of renegade warriors," "Who have to accept our protection." "Your Eminence," "The warriors I can understand, but powers beyond the grave?" "Bring Sir Cristobal." "What do you plan, my lord?" "To destroy your incredulity." "Sir Cristobal, tell our Captain what happened, this night at the home of the Mestiza." "You see sir, I had taken the Mestiza's arm, when she spoke a blasphemy and raised her right hand." "Oh lord, as if by magic strange beings appeared, masked giants and very strong." "And in less time than it takes to tell it we all fell." "All I remember is the Mestiza's laughter." "The more they hit us, the more she laughed." "Leave this matter in my hands lord, I beg you." "Very well Sir Antonio." "But take care, remember that woman is demon possessed." "Those strange visitors ignored the fact, that every night of the full moon, the mother of Lady Luisa," "Damned by all religions, returned to life!" "And that night was the night of the full moon!" "Let's go, out!" "Who art thou?" "What do you seek?" "Nothing buddy, now get with the program and beat it!" "Forgive me sir," "I do not comprehend your language." "Look Mister Officer, we can't explain our presence here." "We'll help you, but if you don't leave now you'll be dead men." "Get a clue and cheese it!" "Out!" "Wilst thou not come with us?" "No, not yet, we still have things to take care of here." "I knowest not who you are, but please accept my gratitude." "Farewell." "Oh, my children!" "Mistress!" "Soldiers!" "They gone!" "They left!" "What sayest thou?" "!" "Soldiers!" "They left!" "Not here!" "We should look for the painting, it's our only hope." "Everyone follow me." "Take them to the dungeon." "This night, we shall have a feast Mother." "The blood of the white man shall run like a river." "Back cur!" "What do you seek here?" "What I seek is no concern of yours, but I see you are like all cowards;" "you hide in the shadows, to hurl insults." "Well well, look who we have here." "Sir Antonio de Talamantes, the poorest puppet of the Holy Inquisition." "And who art thou, hell's chatterer?" "Sir Diego de Velasco, the best blade in Spain!" "What are you doing?" "I know, she's looking for a way out of here." "Look!" "It's the painting!" "What do we do now?" "At the first opportunity, we all attack at once." "And you, run and destroy that painting no matter what." "The lion has roared." "Damnation!" "You will regret this, I swear it!" "I thought you would be a sensible man, that that scratch would serve as a lesson, but very well, I shall have to kill you." "Dost thou see?" "This night the gods favour us." "Captain Antonio de Telamantes," "You stand accused of murdering my mother." "What say you in your defence?" "Thy mother?" "I don't know who thy mother was." "My mother was killed by your priests, in the name of a god unknown to us." "Dost thou deny you serve the Holy Inquisition?" "Dost thou tremble?" "That is not fitting for a nobleman." "Perhaps you do not remember my mother." "I shall summon her so your discomfort grows." "Bring my mother." "Lady!" "We understand you have a problem with him, but why are we here?" "You, too, shall die." "You are white men as well." "Bring them out." "Let's go!" "Come out!" "Lady, there's an error here." "We're not one of these people." "We're from another age." "From another age?" "Yes maam." "You live between 1512 and 1520, we live in 1973." "And how is it that you are here?" "I really don't know." "I do not know if it was Satan that sent you here, but, regardless you shall have the great honour of being sacrificed in homage to my mother." "Kill him." "Prepare him for the sacrifice." "What did you do?" "Forgive me, I think I fell asleep." "I had a horrible nightmare." "Hey, I had a dr-, sorry, but I had a dream they were killing you." "I had the same dream!" "Oh my god, me too!" "I think it wasn't a dream!" "It was all real!" "The truth is this: all of us by some unknown evil or magic, were transported to the 16th century." "It's true friends." "We were taken to the 16th century." "Look." "Phantasm," "Take that painting and knife, and throw them very far away." "Yes, very well." "C'mon men, let's get ready." "We're wrestling tomorrow, so we should leave now." "Now?" "Yes, right this instant." "We have to travel 500 km." "C'mon, move, let's go, let's go!" "Sure, I'll get right on it!" "Man, I'm beat." "FANSUBS - 2007 Turdis / dresden"