"Thank you." "Welcome." "Well, thank you." "Up the stairs, ma'am." " Come on, let's go." " I'm coming." "I'm coming." "Good evening, ladies." "Purses." "Good evening." "Can you open your jacket, please?" "Excuse me!" "Follow me." "Why all the security?" "OK, big boys with the big guns," " I feel protected." " They are not here to protect us." "I have a bad feeling about this." "Cat, don't worry." "Yeah, but just stay safe, OK?" "Yes, don't worry about me." "Oh wow!" "They're having a fun night." "Check it out." "Are you crazy?" "Ooh, I like the chick in the back, the blonde one." "Yeah." "Do you think she's got her real tits?" "Jakovic, hi." "I owe you, pal." "See you." "No, no, no, thank you." "Come on!" "Take that!" "Oh-ho!" "That's good." "That's really good." "I'm going to take this off." "Take it off." "Who wants to a big, fat fabulous American?" " I want to fuck." " You do?" "Do you know each other?" " No." " Well, you will soon." " Hi, I'm Lela." " Cat." "Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you." "Sava." "Come, come." "Come." "Come." " Please, please." " (SERBO-CROATIAN) Anthony, very full." "(SERBO-CROATIAN) Sava, how can you sell the food if you don't know what it tastes like?" "(SERBO-CROATIAN) My stomach, its very..." "Full, I know." "You and you and me...three." " What?" "Yo!" "What the fuck?" " What are you doing here?" "!" "Jesus Christ!" "What are you...?" "Jesus!" "You wet naked man." " Why are you here?" " I came to see my best friend." "What's going on?" " Want you to meet my ladies." " Oh." " This is, er, Eva?" " Jieva." " Jieva." " Mm-hm." " And this is Natsuya?" " Nastasya." " N-Nastasya." " Nastasya, yes." "Uh-uh." "Something like that." "It doesn't matter." "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Anyway." "This is my oldest friend, right here." "Anthony." "How are you doing?" "Hi." "I saved him from many brutal beat-downs." "Hey!" "It's true." "It's true." "How beautiful are they?" "Look at that body." " So you need a place to stay or what?" " No, I'm good." "I'm good, man." "I came in yesterday." " I got a spot down the street." "They laid it out, flat screen TV, satellite dish, minibar, got 950 channels." " I'm watching the game." " Is that right." "No, you didn't." " What you talking about?" " It's Okay, it's just bogus." "What?" "Yesterday was the tenth." "There's no international travel." "It's now 3.27, it means you got in around 2pm, which makes it the British Air 9.15 from Philly." "Then you took the train." "Unless you're giving a hand job to LeBron, there's no way you saw a basketball player here." "There's three channels and three channels only so..." " OK." " You need a place to stay." "Yeah." "I told them they could stay with us." " No." "They can't stay with us." " What have you got a girlfriend?" " No, but you do." " You do?" " You have a girlfriend?" " What happened was..." "Why you here?" "What happened with Stephanie?" "I've been offered a promotion, Which means relocating to California." "The movers come tomorrow." "So I want you and your shit out of here." "Here, 300 bucks." " Good luck." " You're paying me to move?" "The funniest thing though is deep down I think she really loves me though." "Listen, you can stay on my couch, alright?" "Help with the restaurant, it'll be fun." " Sava!" "Get these girls a cab." " You about to take away my hoasis?" "Come on, you're going to help me cook." "Alright?" "Make some good." "They need to help me cook, too." "I'm right up here." "So?" "You like it?" "Yeah." "You want me to be straight up?" "It's okay, forget it." "Go next door and eat yak butter and deep-fried Twinkies." "That's fine." "No, no, no, no!" "Let me finish this." "I'm just saying, maybe the restaurant business isn't for you." "I don't know." "I mean... it's a more of a people-pleasing type thing and you're not a people-pleasing person." "So what do I do, man, huh?" "You tell me." "I suppose to give in." "I'm suppose to serve the hotpockets and Chef Boyardee like everybody else?" "Yeah." "I you want to win paying customers, yes." " Hey, I've got to drop this deuce," " Man." "Full Lincoln log." "Go." "Where's the bathroom?" "I'm just playing, man." "I'm just playing." "I'm going to take a leak real quick." "(SPEAKS SERBO-CROATIAN)" "Whoa!" "May I please use your phone?" "Yeah, it's right back there on the...on the right." "OK." "Er, wait, you want maybe a drink?" "A little wine?" "Something to eat?" "Rain check." "Oh, my god!" "(SPEAKS GERMAN)" "Hello?" "Ryder, it's me, Cat." " What the heck did you do?" " Me?" "I survived, that's what I did." " They said there was an accident." " Their guns accidentally went off multiple times and shot all the multiple girls?" "Don't worry, we'll take care of it." "You'll be fine." "I wonder where her baby is." " Er, what baby?" " The little bruise round her pinky." "When my sister inlaw's baby was teething, she would let him teeth on her pinky and it left a bruise." "She doesn't look like she really wanted to take a drink but she wouldn't have one." "Also, I could be wrong, but, I'm looking at her breasts and thinking milk." "Really?" "Cause I'm looking at her titties and thinking half and half." " Where are you?" " Don't worry about it." " Lighter, lighter, lighter." "Did you tell them about Alex?" " Of course not." "You're worth much more to me alive and on your back." "The pants." "The pants." "( RUSSIAN )- singing... phone ringing... ( Hello?" ") ( RUSSIAN)" "(SERBO-CROATIAN) Grushenka," "I can't talk long, so please listen to me." "Cat, what's going on?" "I need you to watch Alex a little longer." "I'll be back as soon as I can get across the border." "Where are you Cat?" "Is everything OK?" "Just tell me what's wrong." "You're scaring me, Cat." " Sabina is dead." " What?" " Sabina is dead." " Sabina is dead?" "Here comes the action, man." "Check it out." "Ooh, you like that, huh?" " The safety word is "toast"?" " Toast, yes." "(SERBO-CROATIAN) Grushenka, please..." "We'll cry about her later." "Not now." "You're gonna scare Alex." "Can you put him on the phone?" "(SPANISH) Hello, baby... it's mommy." "I miss you so much." "I love you very much." "Baby, I love you so much." "I miss you so much." "Here she comes." "Don't say nothing." "Thank you very much." " You are so nice and handsome." " Oh, you, too." " Bye." " Bye." "Did you see the munk?" "What!" "Fun fact." "I don't trust her." "What, cos she didn't eat your food?" "Well there's that." "She's about to take my car." "All the bending over was a subterfuge to sleight of hand my keys." " She also took your phone." " What?" "!" "Come on!" "Quick!" "Come on, man." "Hey, hold on!" "Hey!" "Hey, my phone!" "Lady, open the door." "You've got my phone." "Come on." "El niño loco." "What are you doing?" "I just want my phone." "My momma bought me that phone." "Come on, I've got numbers." "Come on, now!" "?" "Excuse me." "Miss, could you please steal someone else's car?" "Don't drive off with my phone!" "Hey!" "Lady!" "Hey!" "I'm gonna call the cops!" "Man, shit!" "You're gonna let her steal your car like that?" "She must really need it." ""She..." "She must really need it?"" "I must really need my phone!" " How far is your place?" " About 15 minutes from here." "15?" "You said that 15 minutes ago." "Hey, Anthony, you don't think my business ideas have been unsuccessful, do you?" "Compared to what?" "Some have been very, er, interesting." "Yeah." "It's not how good you are, it's how good you wanna be, right?" " Yeah, I guess." "I guess so." " Yes." "On that subject, I got an idea." "What you got?" " OK, it's a lot of money." " Ah, this is a good story." " No." "No." "No." "We'll make a lot of money." " Keep going." "Sounds interesting." "(SERBO-CROATIAN) I need a one-way ticket to Treviso." "(SERBO-CROATIAN) One moment." "Let me get this straight." "You want to set up a detective agency?" "No." "I want us to set up a detective agency." "Listen." "You've been through a lot recently." " No, it's cool." "This guy Gerry told me that..." " Who the in hell is Gerry?" "You know who Gerry is?" "I don't know who Gerry is." "He comes on late night." "Is your spouse cheating on you?" "Do you want to find a loved one?" "If you can't catch them, Kech can." "Licensed private investigator." "He charges $400 a day, plus expenses." "Dude, trust me." "These guys eat well, they tip well." "You know chicks love that." "And we have one clear advantage over everybody else." " What's that?" " We have nothing else better to do." "Listen, we'd need an office, we need experience..." " "We?" You said We?" " .." "Equipment, all kinds of capital." " You said "we"." " No." "No." "No." "Absolutely not." "Come on, dude, it maybe Ten, twenty grand just for start-up costs." "I don't have any money." " What about the trust fund?" "You can get it from your mom." " No No No." "Absolutely not, man." "Absolutely not!" "I'm trying and very hard to keep my family out of my life." " At least you have a family." " Stop it." "You know I was raised by African fruit bats." "No you can't play the African fruit bat card." "Okay." "Can I play the best friend card?" "Remember that time in ninth grade, you helped the Dean's wife find her husband's diary." "Yeah." "Then she shot him in the face." "You remember that?" " What?" "So the answer's no?" " Look around, man." "I'm in Eastern freaking Europe." "I left the States three years ago, which was your idea in the first place." "Remember that?" "I remember." "It was to get away from my family." "I'm never going back." "Why?" "Because I like to cook." "And I like to be alone." "That's it." "Well, you got both your wishes." "Nobody comes to your restaurant, nobody eats your food." "Now all you got to wish for, is that you never get laid, and all three wishes will be up." "Anthony?" "Mm?" "Can I get a glass of water?" "No, you're gonna piss on my couch." "I know I told you to get away from your family, go travel, live your life, but you're here with this restaraunt just hiding from the world, man." "I need you in on this." "And you need to live your life." "So, you in on this, man?" "You going to get with me?" "Come on, man, be a dick." "All right." "If it doesn't work, you're waiting tables." " We're gonna do this?" " I'm with you." " We can!" "Yes, we can!" " We'll try." "Come on, you feel me!" "My boy!" "Bros before hos." " I don't have any hos." " That's on my list." "You gonna get some hos." "It's, er, wait." ""Bonjour"." "It's right here." "Come on, here we go." "This is it." "Oh, yes!" "Yes." "Dude, that's Santa Claus." "They're showing Christmas movies." "A porno theatre." "Our office is in a porno theatre." "Dude, you think Ben and Jerry started in a high rise creamery?" "No, not at all." "They had one big spoon, one bucket, in the back of a VW van, creaming in their pants." "Ground up, Anthony, ground up." "(SERBO-CROATIAN) Hey, you wanna watch the movie, you need to buy a ticket." "Er, let's see." "We're looking for a..." "Boden." "Ah, Boda?" "It's me." "Come on, guys, come on." "This is your office." "You make here much money." "You have all you need here." "Big desk, free porno." "Careful, careful." "Boards rotten." "Here, you can put the papers." "And this is very important place." "You can wash here or piss here." "Everybody must piss, yes." "500 of month, but, er, for you, because I like your face," "I give to you for four, OK?" "We'll take it." "Good guys." " Yes." " Come on, pay him." " Er, yes, come on." " You ready to wait tables?" "Ground up, ground up." " You make here big success." " Ah." " Enjoy." " Thank you." "So we have an uninhabitable hovel overlooking a Santa Claus snuff film." "What's next?" "Staff." "You know, I was in Army language school." "Yeah." "I speak five different languages." " Um, do you mind if we ask, Mr..." " Call me Dexter." "OK, er, Dexter, um, how did you...?" "Well, I mean, were you born like this?" " He was in the Army." " Oh." "Oh, no." "Shortly after I was discharged, my wife and I were vacationing in Florida, and we were involved in a shark attack." "Um, so that's how you lost...?" " Oh, no, shark ate my wife." " Oh, God." "Have you ever seen somebody you love eaten alive slowly, one bite at a time?" "Er, he didn't eat her whole?" "Oh, they found her hole." "And a piece of her ass on the beach." "Just an empty thong and a broken dream." "You know, that hits you kinda hard." "I started drinking and using intravenous drugs." "Lost my arm through an abscess caused by a dirty needle." "I reached rock bottom about five years ago." "I was living on the streets and begging and eating pet food." "Finally, I just threw myself under a subway train, and landed on the rails, and well, that train just, whoosh!" "Popped my legs clean off." "Well, listen, you seem remarkably positive." "I thank God every day for what happened to me." "You know, my accident, well, it brought me to the Lord." "I stopped drinking and drugging." "I promised myself that I would make the most out of every single opportunity that life afforded me." "OK, well, I guess, um, practically speaking, could you fill some of the requirements?" "You see that phone over there?" "Ring!" "Ring!" "(FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "And I make a great cup of coffee, too." "Well, when can you start?" "Give me a little nub." "Hello?" "Daniel Carver?" "This is Cat." "Cat, where are you?" "I'm so glad you're alive." " How did you get my number?" " I copied Ryder's address book." "How very industrious." "So what is this about?" "Wanted to touch base?" "I have your hard drive, OK?" "If you don't call off your dogs, that movie of your boss will be the most-watched video on YouTube." "Turn off the fucking music!" "Oh!" "You can't get anything off that hard drive, sweety." "It's got a level 5 military encryption." "You put a pinter on, it's gonna purge itself like a Russian farm worker on Easter." "That's why I took it to an expert." "He figured it out." "Never lie to grown-ups, sweety." "I'm old enough to be your sugar daddy." "And I'll find you." "I'll find you by the pm." "Crap." "(SERBO-CROATIAN) I found a car." "Someone left it on the street." "I could get 300 - 400 Euros for it, I'm sure." "I don't know whose it is, don't care." "Away!" "Away from the car!" "Away, you dirty shit!" "I said get away from the car!" "Get away from the car" "(SPEAKS IN SERBO CROATIAN)" "What?" "What did you do?" "Are you crazy?" " You stupid freak." " You said to kill the driver." "No said boy or girl." " You killed a cop?" " Yah." "You won't get paid for this." "Shoot him." "OK, now I'm really annoyed with you, princess." "It's time to bring in a professional." "Plan B. As in Bingham." " It's so good to see you, Helen." " Thanks for thinking of me." "I'm always thinking of you." " How's Maria?" " She's fine." "And Eliska?" "What is she now?" "Three?" " Three and a half." " How lovely." "You know Razwell?" "Of course, since he was in short pants." "Hello, Helen." "Oh, still using Acqua di Parma, Bob?" "Old habits die hard." "A real man never changes his cologne." "Shall we?" "The hard drive has a level-five encryption." "She won't be able to get anything out of it." "And yet, you'll pay top euro to get it back." "What's on the hard drive, Daniel?" " Baby pictures." " Hm." "That's need-to-know, Helen." "Trust me, you don't need to know." "And the girl?" "What do we know about her?" "Bob?" "Thank you." "Her name is Catalina Rona, also answers to Cat." "Left her rustic, rural homeland of Andorra looking for work, and found her true calling sprawling and balling." "Oh, my goodness." "What else do we know?" " Well, we know she's smart." " And how do we know that?" " Because she's still breathing." " Ah." "And those other girls, the ones who weren't as smart as Catalina?" "What are your plans for their future?" "Car crash, drug paraphernalia, bodies burned up, local cops." "The chief is on my payroll." "Dear me." "Pull!" "And I thought you boys were all about change now." "Oh, we have changed." "We used to be really cold and ruthless." "Pull." "(SPANISH) Do you need a hand with that?" "(SPANISH) No, no!" "Oh, I think you do." "(SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "(SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)" "Mr Rona?" "Mr Rona, I want to assure you, Mr Rona, that we're just as concerned about Catalina's disappearance as you are." "Oh, yes?" "That mean you're not much concerned." "You're not worried about your daughter?" "What to worry?" "I never see her." "And she never gives me a dime." "She works and make big money, but none for Papa." " (SPANISH) Who's the bitch?" " (SPANISH) She is from the police." "(SPANISH) Her name is Virginia Wolf." "(ENGLISH) This is my boy son." "How lovely to meet you." "Do you happen to know where your girl's sister is?" " I know nothing." " Imagine that." "If you do happen to hear anything," "I would most appreciate it if you'd give me a call." "(SPANISH) Why is she wasting her time looking for my sister?" "She won't hide long." "She's got a kid." "Ah." "Si?" "Gracias." "Hold it." "Ooh, we need an elevator." "All these damn stairs." " Hey, sorry I'm late." " Late for what?" "Dexter Wolf, any, er, messages?" "Er, Boda called, and he said that Swedish portly porn you ordered, he's going to deliver it to you in a discreet package." "Er, I meant, like business messages." " Am I paying for your porn?" " No, man, I didn't even order that." "I'm a victim of identity theft." "Anyways, man, I got some new business cards and cell phones." " Here, check it out." " Let's see." ""Looking for a good dick?" "Call the Juan Detective Agency."" " Who's Juan?" " No, no, no, no." "It's "Ju-An"." "It's a cross, like a mix with our names," "Julian and Anthony." "Ju-An." "You feel me?" " Why's your name first?" " Because Anju, that sounds like a law firm." "You know, Goldman Goldman Sachs Anju." "I mean, well look, if you don't like it, then" "I can go back and maybe reprint something." "Is this..." "ls this your only objection?" "Are we doing this?" "Yes!" "Check this out." "What the heck does this say?" "Is that the girl from the restaurant." "That's our girl." "Father's looking for his missing daughter." "She's our first case." "The next ferry to Bari, Italy leaves in eight minutes." "Please board now." "This is the last call for the ferry to Bari, Italy, leaving in eight minutes." "Please board now." "(speaking Italian)" "Come on, wake up, honey." "Ow." "Where are we?" "Ancona, Italy." "Oh, I fell asleep." "Oh good." "Now you can go all night." "(foreign language)" " You wanted it!" " What happened?" "It was an accident." "I didn't do anything." " Go." " It was an accident." "Go." "Go." "Their safety is our number one priority." "Safety." " What the fff?" " We are not in Italy." "We are not in Italy." "We couldn't." "There were too many cops." "They were looking in the trunks of the cars." "We'll go tomorrow." "We'll spend the night here and go tomorrow." "I promise you." " We'll go to Italy It'll be completely all right." " I don't think so." "Your dream girl's getting famous." "Father's real upset his baby didn't come home for supper." " Is that objectionable?" " It's nonsense." "That's what it is." "First of all, she's not the kind of girl who comes home for supper and second of all, since when does stuff like this make the headlines?" "Which leads us to conclude what?" "Some very hard, very bad people, connected and respected are fronting and want her found before she can make a sound." "Oh, MC Dr Seuss, kicking rhymes!" "I'm just saying, something is not right here." "A bunch of stuff ain't right in the world, and you suddenly care, cause what?" "I'm a little curious, is all." "I knew it!" "You want to have sex with her, don't you?" " What are you talking about?" " Man, you want to hit that." "It's cool by me." "You know why?" "It's our first case, baby." "Come on, let's catch our train." "Come on." " Mr Ryder?" "Good afternoon." " You work for Carver?" " I do." " You got some answers about the girls in my...?" "I was hoping you could help me on that score." "You see, one of your girls, Catalina, has stolen something from my employer." "I need to know if you've heard from her and where she might be." "I have no idea where she is." "Where the heck are the others?" "Debbie, Susie, Bubbles, Sabina?" "I'm afraid I have no idea." "Then we've both got no freaking idea." "Well, perhaps you could tell me who Catalina left her baby with?" "Lady, look at you." "You come in here, Mary Poppins." "You've got a big purse, but no offense, get lost, mama." "Oh, I'm not your mama, I'm afraid." "I would love to have a son like you, but no such luck, poor old me." "And your real mother, didn't she teach you it's rude to point at people?" "The only thing my mother taught me was how to take a punch and to cook up base." "She taught my sister to shake hands" " and make it last." " My goodness." "Hans, show Mary Poppins the way out." "It's a shame you wern't close to your mother, she might have taught you manners." "For instance, when a lady enters the room, it is polite to stand up." "Do you think you could stand up for me now, Mr Ryder?" "Lady, I swear, I don't know where she is," "Cat or her stupid baby." "You can sit down now." "Ah!" "God!" "Are you crazy?" "God!" "OK, OK, OK." "I'll tell you all I know." "Hmm, well, unfortunately, with a man of your low character... and I don't mean to insult you but you were brought up by a sodomy- and fellatio-tutoring crack addict... there's the possibility that you might lie." "Lady, you got to trust me." "Well, that's one option." "Oh, no, no, no, lady!" "Mr Carver?" "Officer Slobodan." "We have two young males." "OK." "Pictures coming right up." " We're private investigators and we're gonna find your daughter." " Politsia?" "Hah!" "They find nothing." "I agree with you wholeheartedly." "That's why you need professionals like us." "We handle, er, how many cases on the books, Anthony?" " One." " Too many to count, really." "But we really feel that we can find your daughter." " Find her?" " Yes." "Who says Catalina disappear?" "Like I already told woman." "What woman?" "Woman policeman." "Name Virgin Woolf." "Very nice." "I say my daughter never home." "Takes after mother." "All I have is broken condom that turns into son here." "Hey!" "Hey!" "So how much money we talk about?" "Er, not very much money." "Our fee is $400 a day plus expenses." "And we'd need a $2,000 retainer." "How about 100 euros?" "What, a day?" "No, the whole thing." "Give me 100 euros, I can help you find sister." "When she first start fucking for money," "I drive her a little bit for, how you say, protection." "I could show you where I took her." "Her favourite client." "Maybe he knows where she is." "Look, the way the detective business works is that you would actually pay us..." " Here, take it." " What are you doing?" " Paying the man." "You have a car?" " You just paid him though." "We could have got the retainer." "What the heck are you doing, man?" "I think Pinocchio needs his nose clipped." "Ahhh!" "That car is tailing us." "The've been following us since the pig farm." "They were snapping shots of us with a long lens." "Uh-oh." "It could be the cops." "Whoop whoop-whoop whoop." " Do you want me to loose them?" " Yes, I do want you to loose them." "OK, why are we going off the road?" " Tree!" " Left, left, left!" "I think I peed a little bit." "Hey man." "Look out!" "Yo, where's your boy at?" " Oh, man, he look dead." " You OK?" "Come on, man." "Shoulda wore that belt." "Come on, man." "You all right?" "You need to get to a doctor." "Just give us the address." "We'll take a taxi." "Phone rings..." "Hello?" "The fish that got away." "Has it been fried yet?" "Er, don't worry." "We've got the borders sealed." "She'll hardly go to the police, though we have friends there." "I'm not worried about your police friends." "In your country, you may be able to get away with burying 5,000 people in a mass grave and calling it a day, but in America, even a hint of scandal and the Senate will be on my back." "If I see that girl on TV in anything other than a body bag, the closest you'll get to a missile contract is reading about them in the newspaper." " Jesus, Bill, it wasn't me who..." " Don't Jesus Bill me." " Just find the girl." " It's being done." "Trust me." "Carver's got his best man on it." "Well, I believe you now, Mr Ryder." "You really don't have any additional information for me." "Oh, and I apologise for taking up your morning, but I'm sure you appreciate the value of being thorough." "A job worth doing is worth doing well, as my dear old mum used to say." "Kill me." "Ooh, now." "What's the magic word?" "Please." "Kill me." "That's the one." "Well, I'll say goodbye to you, sir." "Now, do you need a moment?" "Anthony Hester and Julian Simms, American nationals." "When Cat called you, that was from Julian's cell and Anthony's car." " Why they are talking to the family?" " Cause they're private detectives." " Working for who?" " We don't know." "But Julian gave 100 euros to the brother." " Is that a problem for us?" " Maybe." "Want me to ring the bank?" "No." "We'll deal with it ourselves." "Bonjour, comment ça va?" "Bonjour, mademoiselles." "Er, où est..." "Rue de Bon?" "Rue de Bun?" "We're looking for Rudible." "Ladies, you wanna help us out?" "S'il vous plaît?" "S'il vous plaît?" "You saw the high scarf?" "Those weren't words you said." "You wanna deal with girls or you wanna start a detective agency, here, huh?" "I wanna do both." "You need to focus on finding Catalina, I think." "Oh!" "Anthony and Catalina sitting in a tree..." "There is no-one like her to draw venom from my serpent." "More sweetly than any other one." "So, you're saying, as a service provider," "Cat's head and shoulders above the rest?" ""A service provider"?" "That would be like calling Caravaggio a house painter." "Gentlemen, would you like some tea?" "Chamomile." "Sure, I'll have a cup." "You are not to be easily shocked, are you?" " No, no." " Us?" "No, go on." "Cat produced from me a jet of steam, which travelled some 11 feet." "It was like the salty exhale of the great white whale in Melville's classic tome." "Let me show you something else." "This is a mark here she leaves." ""Le plaisir de Cat"." "Wow." "From the windows to the walls." "That's nice shooting." "Indeed." "Let me ask you something, gentlemen." "If I help you find her, will there be any, er, pecuniary rewards?" "I don't want to sound too bourgeois, but my needs are quite varied and exotic." "Well, the reward will be very large and pecuniary, and, er, Catalina's father's filthy rich, he's rolling in it." "Very well." "I obtained her services through a man named Ryder." "Do you have a number?" "Better yet, gentlemen." "His address." " Hi." " Hi." "OK." "It's a level-five encryption." " Level-five?" " Uh-huh." "Wow, that might be a problem." "If anyone can do it, you can." "You are my little genius." "Tes." "Thank you." "After all these years, you haven't changed." "I'll bring the hard drive and passport to the hotel as soon as it's ready." "You sure you got the right place?" "It's the address he wrote down." " I didn't sign up for this." " It's a little sketchy." "Can we go back?" "Come on, we're right here." "You ready?" "No." "What kind of pimp doesn't open up for a potential doubleheader?" "A dead pimp." "Oh, shit." "How bad is it?" "Remember when you started that lawn mower with the kittens inside?" " Yeah." " This is much worse." "Oh, damn!" "You weren't kidding about the dead part." "Chick who did this must have been pissed." "What, a female did this?" " I think so." " Wanna see what she looks like?" "That blinking light." "Security cam." "I'm thinking it recorded everything that just went down." "Our sick, castrating bitch missed it cos it was bright outside." "Course, I could be wrong, but I don't think so." "Look at this lady plying her trade." "Oh, she's plying more than a trade." "Ohhh, God!" "Ohhhh!" "Oh, my God." "Is she going for the..." "Not the nuts, not the n-n-n..." "No!" "..On a houseboat on the river in Italy..." " What?" "Italy?" " .." "Near Ferrara." "The idiot sold her out!" "He sold the baby down the river in a houseboat!" " We should probably warn her." " Probably?" "Let me see this." "Er, Grushenka, Grushenka, Grushenka..." " No Grushenkas here." " Look for, er, Agrafena." " Agrafena?" " Grushenka's short for Agrafena." "Just look for it." "Grushenka's longer than Agrafina." "It's not." "Why are we even talking about it?" "It's three syllab..." "Just look for the fucking number." "It's like the backwards Ks and Hs." " Try reading The Brothers Karamazov." "It's very amusing." " Dude, you didn't read that book." "You read the cliff notes." "I read the book." "Just look up the number, okay?" "Okay, dude." "Well, I'll be darned!" "OK, here, you talk to her." " Why don't you talk to her?" " No, dude, you talk to her, man." "I'm nervous." "My stomach's bubbling and stuff." " I got sweaty arm pits..." " Just shut the yourself up." "Phone rings..." "Hello?" "Grushenka, listen." "Someone is coming to kill you." "A very bad lady is coming to kill you." "You need to get out right now." "Someone is coming to kill you and the baby." "Speaking Russian..." "She's speaking russian." "What?" "Russian?" "Oh, let me see." "You speak Russian?" "I had a Russian girlfriend once." "(SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN) Bitch!" "Get the fuck out of here!" "(SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN) I'll kill you!" "I'll kill you!" "(SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN) I'll kill you!" "Get the fuck out of here!" " (RUSSIAN) Are you threatening me?" " (RUSSIAN) I'll kill you!" " You think she understood that?" " Do you think I understood that?" "I think we need to go warn her in person." "Let's go." "I like you very much, young lady." "Your resilience, and dedication to your friend is admirable." "Oh-oh-oh." "There we are." "You must understand, I will find Catalina anyway, and then your sacrifice and your nobility will all have been in vain." "Speaks russian..." "Oh dear, oh dear." "Do you see these?" "These are to remind me of courage." "I had them made from the teeth of a young man" "I interrogated in the Yemen." "He held out for eight days straight." "The last thing he said to me before he died, having told us absolutely nothing, by the way, was the F word." "Ahh, look who's just woken up." "Hello." " (RUSSIAN) Please..." " Hello!" "Hello, relax." "(RUSSIAN) Please leave the baby out of this." "Leave him alone." "(SPANISH) Hola." "How are you, little one?" "(RUSSIAN) Leave him alone!" "Please let Alex be." "(SPANISH) Oh, you like this toy, do you?" "(RUSSIAN) Where is Cat, Grushenka?" "I liked this detective idea but I'm ready to wait tables." " We gotta save this girl." " You think she's still alive?" "I don't know." "I hope so." "(RUSSIAN) This is morphine." "It will make your death painless." "(RUSSIAN) I really don't know where she is." "Shh." " I believe you." " Please, the baby." "Yes, yes, I'll call the police." "They'll take care of him." "I want you to know I would never hurt a tiny baby." "Not on a Sunday." "What the heck?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Don't you know how to drive?" "I'm wet!" " Hello?" " Hello, this is Virgil Wolfe?" "Yes." "This is Virginia Wolfe." "This is Catalina's father." "Remember me?" "Good morning, Mr Rona." "How may I help you?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Oh, God." "Ma'am, are you OK?" "Say something." " Come on, I got you." " Miss." "Hello?" "Splen..." "Splendid?" "Oh, God." " What's going on?" " I think she's dead." "She said something like "splendid" before..." "Jesus." "Oh, no." "I think she meant the Splendid Hotel in Budva." "That's probably where Cat is right now." "Dex, I need tickets to Constalova." "We'll be staying at the Splendid Hotel." "And send some thermal underwear." "So you will buy me a new van?" " It would be my pleasure." " With AC, CD, DVD, and TV?" "Fully equipped." "What information do you have for me?" "Two guys came, wanted to know about my daughter." "Asking many questions." "Here." "They gave card." "So, you pay me now?" "Oh, yes, I'll pay you now." "Do you need a moment?" "For what?" "No, Ronas, no stay here." "No Ronas?" "OK, see if you have a Cat or a Catalina." "Sir, we have 370 rooms and over 1,000 guests." "OK, she's a short girl, 5'4 ", 5'5" or so, long, dark hair, nice low-opening booty." "Got up-top heavy breasts, skimpy dress." "No, I'm sorry." "All right, well, let me get a room." "It is magic convention today." "I am afraid we have only Presidential Suite apartment." "But it's much too expensive." "It's 2,400 euros." " 2,400 euros?" " Yes." "OK." "You, er, you come with the room?" "No, I'm sorry." " You don't come with the room?" " No." "Hello?" " Can I help you?" " Hello." "Is this the Juan Detective Agency?" " It's Ju-An." "Come on in." " Thank you." "Can I get you anything?" "We have a lovely selection of herbal teas." "Or are you just looking for a good date?" "How very kind." "Nothing for me, thank you." "My name's Emily Brontë." "I'm from the National Security Agency." "I believe you're working on a case of great importance to us." "A missing girl." "Catalina Rona." "Emily Brontë?" "Like the writer lady?" "Died of, er, TB or something?" "Well, yes, as a matter of fact." "Well, Miss Brontë, I can't discuss the case with you." "You'll have to talk to my employers." "When might I be able to do that?" "Well, they're in the field, so it might be a few days." "And what field might that be?" "Why don't you give me your number, and I'll be happy to pass it on?" "Or you could just give me that little note that you slipped into the Gospel of St John." "You..." "You, er, you read that upside down." "I did." "You did." "Oh, Lord." "Oh, damn." "Oh, my goodness." "Oh, put them away." "Sweet baby Jesus." "Nice." "Oh!" "Oh, king size!" "I got this." "I got all this." "You make your phone calls." "I'm going to put him to bed." "OK, we just need to find your mom, that's all." "Shh, it's all right." "Hi, my name is Julian." "I'm looking for Cat or Catalina." "Hello?" "Hello?" "OK, all right." "Let's take a little look at what you got here, OK?" "Can you shut the baby up, please?" "Hello?" "Hi?" "I'm looking for a Cat or Catalina." " No, no, housekeeping." " Oh, I'm sorry, OK." "Well, yeah, can we get more towels up here, then?" "Yes, yes, moment." "One new message." "Er, hi, my name's Julian Simms..." "There she is." "Is that her?" "I recognise that rack." "How do I look?" "You're good, let me see." "Collar's cool." "What about the 'fro?" "'Fro's good?" "The boats." "See her boats?" "Get her number this time." "Come on." "Give him to me." "Give me my baby." " It's OK." " Give him to me." "Come on." "(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)" "Sit down." "I have a gun in my bag." "You try anything, I swear to God, I will shoot you in the balls." "It's OK." "It's not necessary." "Not to mention impossible, since you don't really have a gun." "Man, you could be wrong." "Who are you guys, hm?" "You don't recognise us?" " I stole your car." " And my phone." "With my ringtones, numbers, I had those pictures." "What do you want?" " What's up man?" " I know you did not just slap me." "Listen to me." "We're private investigators." "Your father hired us to find you." " My father?" " I mean, technically, we're not..." "Ah, OK, he's worried about you." "The only thing that piece of crap is worried about is the money I stopped sending after Mum died." "You all don't get along?" "You could say that." "Yes!" "My father and I were the same way." "I mean." "He preferred my brother, take him fishing and stuff." "My father beat me with a belt and made me sleep in the barn with pigs." "Yes, yours is substantially worse." " That's bad." "Yeah." " Why have you got my son?" " Agrafena is dead." " Who is Agrafena?" " Grushenka's short for Agrafena." "How does anyone...?" " Nobody been reading that book." " You gotta get them cliff notes." " Grushenka's dead?" "Yeah." "And your friend Ryder too." "Dead." "Gone, six feet under." " He's my pimp." " No, not any more." "He's pimped out." "We think the same person that did this." "Came into our office tried to kill our assistant, cut his freaking arm off." "Can you believe that?" "What kind of person really does that, to cut a one-armed man's only arm off?" "Cat, listen to me." "It's the kind of person that cuts someone's balls off and puts them in a ashtry.." " They are going to find you." " Find you." "They'll chop you up like a tomato." "We need to get you out of here, fast." "No, I can't, right now." "I'm waiting for someone." "My room is 432." "Meet me there." "Wait." "No, I'm gonna go with you." "Get the check, OK?" "How you gonna tell ME to get the check?" "You want me to get the check?" "I don't..." "I didn't order these nuts." "Coming out?" "Going down?" "Yes, please." " Um, what floor?" " Oh, that'll do fine." "Er, OK." " After you." " Thank you." "Help." "She's trying to kill me." "Look, she's a psychotic killer." "Look how tall she is!" "Where's your friend gone with Catalina?" "Darn." " Who is it?" " It's me." "Come along now, we haven't got all day." "Chop chop." "What did you do?" "How did you bring her here?" "I didn't bring her here." "She's got a gun." "Please." "Please!" "Alone at last." "Now, would you mind closing those curtains?" "You have a delectable accent." "Where are you from?" " I'm gonna try something." " I'm from Canada." "I take back all the bad things I've ever said about Canadians in my entire life." "Now, how are you two involved?" "We're private detectives." "I'm sorry." "Why does everybody have that reaction?" " Who is it?" " Ivan for Cat." "I'm here for Cat." "Is she here?" "Do come in." "Hey, guys, Siegfried is looking for a new Roy in room 432." "Wow!" "Aha." "Lovely." "Now, we're almost done." " Ladies first." " Please, I have a child." "Oh, my dear Catalina." "If I had a shilling for every time someone said that to me, I wouldn't be standing here." "But someone else would." "Now, do you need a moment?" "Wait!" "My partner and I have a DVD of you performing a intimate surgery, a cockectomy, on a dirty pimp, with no medical license for." "You could be in a lot of trouble." "I'm getting old." "Don't beat yourself up." "It was bright outside." " You couldn't see the light blink." " Where's the tape?" "Oh, OK." "A question." "See?" "We're starting to negotiate." "I only need one of you to tell me where the tape is." "I'm beginning to lose my patience." "I'm looking for Siegfried." "You must be his assistant." "Look." "Could you excuse me?" "Come on!" "Lady, get down!" "Ln." "Ln." "In." "Lock the door." "What are you doing?" "No, you're not." "Dude." "OK." "OK, this is crazy." "Oh, my God." "OK, give me the baby." "Oh!" "Give me a second." "You don't want to see me naked." "What are you doing?" "Hurry up!" "Oh, God." "Shit!" "Man!" "Help!" "Out the way!" "Hey, where are you going?" "Oh, good work, Helen." "The money will be in your account tomorrow." "We had a little collateral along the way." "That's in the "shit happens" column." "Who's a good boy?" "Mm." "So, Daniel, tell me." "You didn't know that those two pubescents" " were playing detective, did you?" " No, not until you told me." "There's no-one else on the job?" "Of course not." "I know you like to work alone." "More than anything." "Mr Jakovic wanted me to extend an invite to his fundraising party." "For the American Secretary of Defense." "Ooh, a posh do." "How delicious." "You know how I like to dress up." "Helen, have you ever regretted that you and I...?" "It's for the best, Daniel." "We'll always have Angola." "We're bringing someone else in." "Helen's done with this." "Yeah." "We have full containment." "OK." "(SERBO-CROATIAN) Such a brave little girl." "Are you having fun today with your daddy?" "Helen was a good soldier." "The best." "An army of one." "Do you think she took a peek at the hard drive?" "Probably not." "But I couldn't take that risk." "It's all right, Bob." "Old soldiers never die." "They just get blown away." "(SPEAKS IN SERBO-CROATIAN)" "Hello, Bob." "Tell her you'll call her back." "(SPEAKS IN SERBO-CROATIAN)" "Do get in." "A nod to the wise, my dear." "You only need a little dab of Acqua di Parma behind each ear." "And I gave up on those old trip switches years ago." "Ten-second delay." "Tut tut." "Dear, oh dear." "Now, all you need to do is answer one or two questions, and we can wrap this up all quick and clean." "Otherwise, I have a lovely soundproof basement." "I can rig up a saline drip, and we can make it last a couple of crispy, crunchy weeks." "And after that, I'll go and find that lovely daughter of yours, in..." "Where is she?" "Lupiana?" "Please don't hurt her." "Who's replacing me?" "Sean Moody." "Ah, my favourite Scotsman." "Is he in town?" "He's at the Hotel Riviera." "Marvellous." "Thank you so much." "It was nothing personal, Helen, you know?" "Oh, no, of course not." "I always liked you, Bob." "Now, do you need a moment?" "Look at you, sweetheart." "You are a wee flippin ride, sweetheart." "Funny bells, man." "Oh, man." "Oh, I'm a big man, huh?" "Look at that fella." "You could cut diamonds with that." "What." "Who the flip is this?" " Hello?" " It's Carver." " What?" " Carver." "We found the girl." "Aye, hang on, hang on, let me get a freaking pen." "Anthony." "Can you take him, please?" "Yeah." "OK." "You smell good." "We found her." "You see how many people there are?" "Of all those people, we found your mom." "Everything's OK on the bed." "Are you going to do gymnastics for me?" "Yeah?" "Side, side." "A little breakdance." "Yeah!" "Chook, chook!" "Take my nose." "I don't need it." "I've smelled enough stuff." "Go on, take it, take it." "I know, I know." "He was asking for you." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah, he's very impatient." "(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)" "This one, this one, this one." "How many words do you think you'll be able to say...?" "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Low freaking profile?" "Under freaking cover?" "What do you call this thing?" " Mr Moody, right?" " That's me, pal." "What's happening?" "They've been in hotel room 502 for the past three hours." "Listen, Mr Moody, all due respect, but why we not coming with you?" "I mean, we follow them for days." "Why are we cut out now, man?" "Cos you're a couple of freaking ball-bad guys." "What'd your boss tell you?" "Well, um, he told us that you are some terrorism specialist and you have to handle this alone, but..." "Well, there you go." "Do us a wee favour." "Sit here, eat your sweeties, spit in your coffee cup, and shut your freaking mouth, you ethnic-cleansing jerks." "I like this guy!" "Shh." "No quick freaking moves." "On your feet, Nancy boy." "Any chance you have the wrong room?" "No." "On your feet, pal." "What's going on?" "Who are you?" "Right, listen." "Yous are all going to die in a few minutes." "Now, how you die, well, that's up to doll-face here." "Now..." "Is that a wean?" "Oh boy." "I've not killed a wean for ages." " Please." "Please." " I've been watching you, hen." "Look at me when I'm talking to you." "You're a pure ride, so you are." "I just got back from doing a wee job in Kabul." "You've got more chance of getting laid in nunnery than you have there." "My boys, though." "They are freaking busting, so they are." "So if you'll just give us a wee gobble, you can all have a dose of Mr Sweet Dreams here." "But if you will nae... well, then, I'm afraid, it's going to get a wee bit messy." "Sorry, but I don't understand anything that you just said." "For freak's sake, man!" "Does nae kid speak English in this country?" "Just say it again, please." "If... you...shake... my hand, huh?" "You got me so far?" "Capiche, no?" "If you shake my hand, I will kill you all quickly." "But if no..." "I will cut soft lad's little nose off here and stuff it in his freaking mouth." "Comprende?" "Are you with me now?" "That's enough." "Enough." "Alright." "Leave her alone." "Oh, Anthony, Anthony, don't do anything, please." "Listen." "I don't usually like to interfere but you're being a jerk." "You don't like to interfere?" "Hang on, son." "Hang on just a minute." "Hang on." "Ho ho ho!" "Freak's sake, son!" "You just cannae get enough of the ball-booting." "You cannae get enough of it, wee man." "Cannae get enough of it." "Sit doon." "Now, where were we?" "Come on." "Say, keep that wean quiet." "That's it." "Lick your lips." "Here comes the choo-choo." "OK, what just happened?" "Who is it?" "It's Helen Bingham." "Don't worry." "I'm not going to hurt you." "I've just saved your lives." "Could you open the door, please?" "Or would you rather I call room service to clean up the dead body on your bed?" "I'm not going to kill you." "You can put the gun away now." "Who was that guy?" "That was a Mr Sean Moody, a priapic killer of some repute and my proposed replacement." "Yeah, but why'd his head blow off?" "Sub-sonic explosive tipped round." "He deserved to go out with a bang, don't you think?" "What're you calling me for now, ya bastard?" "We've got a situation, Moody." "Bingham Strustasumn got away." "Watch your back." "Thank you, Daniel." "I'll pass that along." "Who's paying you to kill us?" " And why should we trust you?" " Very good questions, young man." "But right now, we need to get out of the country." "Come along." "I'd very much appreciate it if you didn't mention my profession." "Or the... fact that I... smoke." " Hello, Mummy." " Oh, Helen!" " What a nice surprise!" " Happy birthday, Mummy." "Oh, darling, you never forget, do you?" " Of course not." " And you've brought friends." "Come in, everybody." "Come in, all of you." "There we go." "There we..." "Oh, my goodness!" "What wonderful creature is this?" "His name is Alex." "Alex." "He's beautiful." "May I?" "Mm, yeah." "Ooh!" "My goodness." " He fell asleep." "He must like you." " Babies love me." "And I love babies." "They're a blessing." "They're life's way of making up for the way it all inevitably ends." "You know, we all start off being wide-eyed little angels like him... don't we, Helen?" " Yes, Mummy." "Shall we go in?" " Of course." "Come in everybody." "This cake is just scrumptious." "Young man." "I don't know how you did it with what little I keep in my kitchen." "Oh, it's nothing." "Helen, darling, have you gained weight?" "I think perhaps you've had enough of that sweet stuff." "Darling, you're not a young girl any more." "You need to take care of yourself." "After all." "I won't always be around to look after you, you know." "Yes." "Mummy, isn't it time you went back to bed?" "It's getting terribly late." "Oh." "All right, all right." "I know when I'm not wanted." "And I do think all that sugar's made me feel very tired." "Now, Hellen, you know where the extra blankets and pillows are, don't you darling?" "Yes, course." "Thank you all for a very, very grand birthday party." "Bless you." "Darling." "I do love you, you know." " Yes." "Love you, too, Mummy." " Good night." " Night-night." " Good night." " Good night." " Good night, Mrs Bingham." "Well, that explains a lot." "Now, we need to get that hard drive back." "What makes you think he hasn't wiped it clean already?" "Jakovic's company makes weapon systems for the military." "He's not going to give that up." "It's leverage." "But wouldn't they both be finished if the film got out." "Krebb only needs to know that Jakovic has the footage." "He never needs to use it." "It's nuclear brinkmanship." "Cat, what's wrong?" "Whoa!" "Where are you going with that?" " Cat?" " Forget all this plan stuff." "You killed Grushenka." "Put the gun away, child, you'll hurt yourself." "How can you just kill innocent people?" "I don't know." "I've never met an innocent person." "The only difference between my profession and yours is that when I blow people away, they don't evacuate on my chest." "Feeling better?" "Tell me why I shouldn't just kill you now." "Because there'll be another Sean Moody along in a minute." "Or another Helen Bingham." "We are the only people who know what's on that hard drive." "If we don't find it and expose it to the world, then we're all dead." "Now, I don't kill babies but my colleagues would have no such compunction." "They will find you and Alex, and they will kill you in the most creative way they can possibly think of and you will disappear without a trace." "Now, shall we get back to business, my dear?" "You are going to get us into this party." "Me?" "I hacked into the guest list." "One of your co-workers is on it." "You need to give her a call and offer her double what she's being paid." "And how's your Scottish accent?" "Scottish..." "Oh, it's terrible." "A wean?" "For freak's sake." "I've not seen a wean for ages." "Oh, dear." "I-I could try." "Aye, is that a wean?" "For sakes!" "I've not killed a wean for ages." " Aye." " Lovely." "Hello there." "Isabella?" "Ho ho!" "Oh." "I could fall in love with you, so I could." "Maurice did good." "Driver, here's the parking pass." "Do you speak English?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Why are you stopping the car?" "Your regular driver couldn't make it tonight." "Hey?" " Good evening." " Who the hell are you...?" "Could you open the trunk for us, please?" " Aye." " Mr McPhee?" "Mr Angus Tyrone Denzel McPhee." "(RUSSIAN) Good evening." " You RSVPd one person, sir." " One whore or two, who cares?" " What difference does it make?" " (SPEAKS SPANISH)" " (SHOUTS IN SPANISH)" " It doesn't matter!" "(SHOUTS IN SPANISH)" "Would you calm down?" "Move on." "Move on, please." "Don't be nervous." "This is the fun bit." "I'm fine." "Here we go." "Welcome." " Good evening." " Aye, aye." "Testing, testing." " Copy that." " Copy." " After you, my dear." " I'm downstairs gonna be waiting with the other drivers." "Come on through." "Keep calm." "Keep smiling." "Oh, "Ave Maria"." "How lovely." "Three security on the upper floor." "Are you sure we're going to get away with this?" "Aye." "Thank you so much for hosting this thing." "It's a nice party, beautiful home, stunning daughters." "Would you like a tour of the house?" "Honey, er, let him catch his breath, take a drink." "Alrighty." "Everyone remember their assignments?" "I'm a bit terrified, honestly." "Oh, stiff upper lip, bro." "What, hoots, man." "It's a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht." " You're Scottish?" " I be, aye." "You heard of a black lrish?" "Well, I be a black-eyed Scotsman, aye." " Of course I am." " You don't look Scottish." "I don't look Scottish?" "Is that what you said?" "You don't wanna know what you look like." "You look like a one-legged gypsy whore of a goat herder." "Don't make me slap you." "I lift my kilt, you see my boots." "See my black snake moan." "Sss." " It may bite you..." " Is there a problem?" " Sir, we need you to calm down." " You want me to calm down?" "Don't make me slap..." "Look at me when I'm talking to you." "Excuse me." "You can't be up here." "I was looking for the ladies." "I've broken my necklace." " Just go downstairs, please." " Yeah." "Would you mind holding that?" "All clear on the upper floor." "On my way." " Can I help you?" " No, I'm good." "Sorry." "Then get out." "Krebb's got a small army down here, fully armed." "Just a heads up." "Come in." "Am I interrupting anything?" " Good evening, Daniel." " Helen." "I'm so glad you could make it." "I like your new look." "Well, thank you." "You look... marvellous." "You look very elegant, yourself." "Is it morning already?" "Excuse me?" "I just saw the sun rise, and it's blinding me." "I have to introduce a political film, same old tap dance," " but afterwards, we could..." " Be terribly naughty?" "Oh, I'd like that." "I'd like that a lot." "Sir, it's time for your speech." "Promise me you'll wait?" "Say the magic word." "Foreign..." "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr William Krebb." "Thank you so much." "First of all, I'd like to say on behalf of myself and all the people of the United States of America, a big thank you to our gracious hosts for opening their beautiful home." "Ivana and Branco Jakovic." "How about a hand for them?" "Through my travels throughout this region," "I have felt anything but warmth and welcoming in their home, and they've always shown me an excellent time in their beautiful country." "And ah, speaking of beautiful countries, I don't know how you do it but the women in eastern europe are absolutely gorgeous." "Must be something in the water." "I don't suppose Razwell gave you too much trouble." "No, no, no, Bob was a sweetheart." " Thank you, Daniel." " My pleasure." " Who is it?" " It's me." "Come in." " Who's this?" " I'm an associate." "Hi, how are you?" "I'm fine." "Now." "I'm assuming you have access to various slush funds on behalf of your employer." "If you'd be so kind as to transfer everything you can lay your hands on into this account, I'd be most grateful." "Now, I have a little audio-visual programme, if I can figure out how to work this." " Sir, can I help?" " This way?" "Yeah." " There you go." " Well, that was easy." "Thank you." "I got the disk." "I'm on my way." "For the record, Helen, it wasn't my idea." "Of course not." "Powers that be." "Let's see how we've done." "17 million and change." "Oh, yummy." " Are you sure you're up for this?" " Damn you." "As many of you know, I have been travelling through the region assuring our allies that the anti-ballistic missile shield will give our troops and our allies in Eastern Europe a new level of safety and security." "Queensberry Rules?" "Of course." "Nice." "(SERBO-CROATIAN) What are you doing here?" "Need to replace the HDMI and reroute the components." "If we don't get 1080p video, we're all dead." "I'm with Homin ati." "Understand?" "It means, get yourself out." "We have been facing a complex and challenging new set of threats for this region." "Iran's ballistic missiles prove to be a significant risk to this area." "The proposed ground-based..." "interceptors... ..will..." "Will what?" "Naughty, naughty." "You didn't say the magic word." " You must be Mrs Jakovic." " Yes." "I can't believe I've been here so many times and we never met." "Who on earth is this person?" "I'm one of your husband's whores." "Let's see, hmm." ""America's commitment to its allies."" "Well, if that commitment includes covering up sodomy and murder," "I guess Branco and Bill here are your guys." " That's enough of that." " No, it's not enough." "Not nearly." "Home movie time." "Stop!" "What are you doing?" "Oh, my God!" "What did you do?" "!" "Sabina!" "Sabina!" "Wake up." " Take this..." "Get it off now." " Someone stop him!" "NOW!" "(SERBO-CROATIAN) What are you doing?" "Come with me." "Whoo!" " You're beautiful." " Ready for more?" "No-one in or out." "Full containment." " Full containment." "Understood." " OK, guys, we're on." "Let's go." "Do you need a moment?" "Stop." "Hands up." "Now." "Who the heck are you?" "I'm Carver's man." "How do you do?" "Ah, it's nice to finally meet you." "Everybody, please move into the main ballroom." "There has been a gun incident." "Move, please." "Let's go." "Main ballroom." "Move." "Move." "Now you two, Pixie and Dixie, how do you fit into all this?" "We're private investigators." "That's great." "Why is that funny?" "Man, we got a website." "You seem to be forgeting all those people just saw that tape." "Ah, yes, those poor people." "Innocent victims of another terrorist atrocity." "What are you using there?" "C4?" "HMX?" "What is this, 1982?" "This is ONC, Octanitrocubane." "The most powerful non-nuclear explosive currently in development." "A sugar cube of this stuff, would take out a tank." "My, my." "You're really going all the way, aren't you?" "Yes, I'm all in on this hand." "Excuse me, please." "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention?" "We have an active situation." "We have a gunmen on the premises." "We are keeping you in here for your safety." "We have some refreshments for you." "Hopefully, the matter will be resolved very quickly." "Thank you." " Did somebody call the cops?" " Nobody wants any food." "Bill, wait, you can't do it." "Come on, Bill, my wife and daughters are downstairs." "Sir, now's the time to leave." " Take care of them." " Yes, sir." " Is the code all set?" " Yes, sir." "Just hit send." "Like to blow up a lot of this country." "Except for the beautiful women." "What are you doing?" "Wait." "Before you shoot us all, there's just one thing I wanted to do before I die." "Down!" "Down!" "Down!" "What's our contingency plan?" "First things first." "We need to get you in the air immediately." "There's a bird standing by at a private airstrip." "In the mean time, I'm working on a plan to make this all this disappear." "Pay attention." "Go out the back way." "I have a little business to attend to." "Catalina." "Take this." " What is it?" " Something for a rainy day." "I'm sorry about your friend." "It's the job." "Numbs you." "Look after Mummy, will you?" "Jesus." "Come on." "Go, go." "Oh, man." "AAAARGHHHH!" "God forgive me." "Who am I kidding?" "Here goes." "It's not connecting." " You push "send", right?" " Yes." "The code is set." "What the heck is wrong with this thing?" "Are you OK?" "(SERBO-CROATIAN) I have a bomb!" "Get back!" "Move!" "Ah, yeah, yeah, here it goes." " You got it?" " Yeah, let's go." " What the fuck?" " Spot of tea?" "Do you need a moment?" "Shit." "I was just starting to like her, too." "She was cool." "Killer cool." "Good afternoon." "Ju-An Detective Agency." "Can you hold, please?" "Jeffrey Leeds on line three." "There it is." "I'm on the news." "Hey, baby, how's it going?" "Hi, there." "Hey, we're on the news again." " Did Julian say anything stupid?" " I don't know yet." "How's everything going down there, girl?" "Great." "I've found an amazing house." "Are you still coming over next week?" "Yeah, the flight gets in on Friday at 11." "Listen." "I gotta go." "Julian's interview's on." "I'll see you on Friday." " I love you." " I love you, too." "Bye." "What's going on?" "What are you saying?" "Hey, man, check it out." "You look good." "You look sharp." "I always look sharp." "Oh, watch, watch." "You're not supposed to look in the camera." " That's cool." " You gotta talk to her." "It's a little tacky, using the news for advertising." "Hey come on." "You gotta strike while the iron is hot." "Carpe diem." "Seize the day." "You know?" "Feed the beast." "Get it while the getting's good."