"'DECEMBER'" "Hi." "Hi." "Are you my Uncle Caio?" "You're kind of old." "My name is Bruno." "What?" "My name is Bruno." "So, you are Bruno." "Yes, I am." "Look, Bruno..." "What?" "I brought you a Christmas gift." "So much stuff." "What's that?" "This is something that I made for you... so you can hang from your bedroom's ceiling." "What do you think?" "Cool, Uncle." "Thanks a lot." "You're welcome." "Do you want to come in?" "I'm not sure." "How's the party?" "lt's good." "ls it?" "Do you want to come in?" "ls it crowed?" "Yes, but we can have one more guest." "Do you want to come in?" "Well, if you invite me." "l invite you." "All right." "Let's go." "He was the one who gave me the gift." "Did you just arrive?" "Yes, I did." "Let's go downstairs now." "Didn't Mother tell you not to open the door by yourself?" "Go down." "Come on!" "Are you hungry?" "No." "You remember everyone, don't you?" "Thales, my sister Célia, my niece Bia." "She's grown up." "She's thirteen now." "Take your eyes off her, old wolf." "Come on Fabi!" "I have an elephant memory, baby." "I remember how you use to be like." "How I use to be like?" "You were... a crazy bastard, irresponsible, nonsensical... sweet, sensitive, kind..." "You were dangerous." "You broke many hearts out there." "Some women will never forgive you." "Really?" "Never mind." "Everyone who likes you, loves you." "Bruno, Jesus!" "Get off there!" "Son." "I was looking at you since you arrived." "I was waiting for you to come and talk to me." "l'm here, Mother." "Give me a hug." "Oh my love..." "My son..." "And your health, mom?" "l'm a rock." "Yes." "l'll live a hundred years." "I'll bury many people." "Despite all the snakes around me." "Nobody let me do what I want here, Caio." "They don't stop giving me orders." "They want to send me to the..." "Some people can't take my happiness." "Have you been going to the doctor?" "I practically live in that clinic." "Those doctors are nasty." "They just keep on giving me pills." "I think they get huge money from the labs." "Are you taking the pills every day, right on time?" "When I remember so..." "You must take the right dose, mom." "Of course." "You can't mix it with alcohol." "Give me this glass." "What do you know about that, Caio?" "You know I do." "Give me the glass." "Caio, you're already telling me what to do." "I'm the one who tells you what to do here." "I'll introduce you to a new pill, a great friend of mine." "Promise me you won't move?" "I promise." "Do it." "Please." "Hi, father." "Father..." "Hey, do you have a lighter?" "Hey, grandpa!" "I've heard you hitting off... with a younger chick, is that right?" "What's with the attitude, kid?" "l'm asking you for real." "For real?" "You've got no respect, kid." "Relax, grandpa." "All you do is... to piss on other people's walls." "Are you kidding me?" "What?" "Yes, I've got a little girl but she likes men." "And what am I?" "What?" "Do you know kettles?" "You fill them, you fill them again, and the whole thing spills out." "Get out of here." "Shit!" "Hi, Dad!" "Hi, son." "ls everything okay?" "Yes it is!" "Really?" "l'm okay, everything's fine." "I'm having my scotch on the rocks... I've got to face Francine later on." "I've got to get there at full power!" "It's Christmas... I don't want the young lady to be disappointed at me tonight." "After I have this scotch I'll... I'll take a booster." "Hey, I know what that is!" "Know what?" "I do." "Your booster's peanuts, there's a bunch over the table." "I don't like peanuts." "If I boost myself up a little bit, I'll get over there strong and hard." "Alright." "I also have a reputation!" "Are you coming over for lunch tomorrow?" "Lunch?" "At home?" "Hell no!" "Not even for million bucks!" "To meet with your mom... once a year is more than enough!" "If it's on her requiem mass, that's even better!" "Come on, Grandpa!" "Here." "What's that?" "Listen, I didn't know what to buy for you..." "No!" "l like it better that way." "Go and buy whatever you want." "My son..." "Merry Christmas, Dad!" "Merry Christmas." "Thanks." "You didn't have to." "What about my hundred bill?" "l've given you already." "What the hell!" "What's up, jackass?" "Hey, moron." "So, you decided to show up?" "You look good." "You too." "That's right." "Have you talked to our parents?" "Yes, I have." "Didn't you find them a little strange?" "Who's strange?" "Dad." "Just him?" "Are you okay, man?" "Are you high?" "It's Santa's time!" "You won't fool around here, okay?" "I'm full of trouble." "Mama breaking down." "Dad's asking for money every month." "And do you give him?" "For my beloved son, Vitor." "That's it, dude!" "Are you spending?" "I am, just a little." "Excuse me." "And the second gift goes to Bruno!" "Thanks, mommy!" "l didn't buy you this one." "You can stay in the boy's room." "No, I'll be staying at Neto's place." "I have already talked to him..." "Open it for me." "No, you open it." "You know how." "Let's go, be brave!" "l am brave!" "Very fancy, uh?" "Yes, indeed." "And now I have a little gift... for my dear sister." "Merry Christmas." "Merry Christmas." "Now, let's give Thiago his gift!" "Look what he got!" "l already have that..." "What do you think it is?" "Look, here." "Oh, man!" "All together now!" "Silent night Holy night" "All is calm All is bright" "Let's go upstairs?" "Do you want some?" "Hey, father." "Get out of my way." "l want to talk to you." "Get out of my way, for Christ's sake." "Or I'll smack your face." "You son of a bitch!" "Father... I just want some ice." "Alright." "Of course it's alright." "Let me handle this." "I'll do it." "You leaving without saying goodbye?" "But I did talk to you, mom." "I want to know how you've been doing." "Really!" "I'm okay, mom." "What's that junkyard thing, son?" "A junkyard?" "lt's my job, mom." "That's not a job!" "Yes. lt is for me." "And this small town idea..." "Who wants to go there?" "Nobody." "People come here from small towns." "Why you didn't come back after they let you out?" "Listen, mom, I've got to go." "l waited for you to come back." "Take good care, mom." "Go!" "After everything I've done for you... I'm used to ingratitude." "You've just arrived after years without showing up." "l'm leaving, mom." "You can't even spend a little time with your mom." "You're good for nothing, but I love you anyway." "Come on, stay, will you?" "l got to go!" "No, please don't..." "Take care." "Go, go..." "Go already!" "Jesus!" "That's what sons are like." "Just like shit!" "Ingratitude..." "Nothing else but ingratitude." "The wife shouts, he empties his pockets." "The wife screams... he takes off his pants." "The wife sends his mom to hell... he runs to buy the ticket." "Nobody is on my side in this house!" "Nobody!" "Hello, you small-time Casanova!" "Didn't you bring that little slut along?" "I thought this was a family party... but I can see that they invited bitches as well." "Family?" "Who're you to talk about family!" "You are fucking a girl that could be your granddaughter, old man!" "You are jealous, I can tell." "You're disgusting!" "She's hot, so hot..." "You are a sick old man!" "l bought a turkey... because I knew that a chicken would be here." "You should retire!" "And you still insist in pornography!" "Retire?" "lf you had any use... but listen to me, you never had!" "I'll retire!" "But I will leave my pension to my little lndian." "Fuck off!" "Shove that money up your ass!" "I don't want a penny from you." "You nasty old whore!" "Bitch!" "This'll get you in jail." "Be careful." "This'll get you in jail!" "You'll die taking those pills." "I know all about it!" "I'd rather be in jail than in a hospice... where you'll spend the last of your days." "You old cheater!" "Hey, you people!" "Cowboy's gang!" "Are you having fun?" "That's a great party!" "My son has such a mellow heart..." "Feeding all these..." "Feeding all these... suckers... ass kissers..." "Yes, a bunch of hanger-on's!" "Please." "Vampires!" "Please, Mércia." "What the fuck is going on?" "Nothing is going on." "Are you going to do anything about it?" "Go away!" "Mércia, don't start." "l have an important thing to discuss with you." "Did you ask if I have time?" "Time?" "is that what you said?" "Fabi, you've got all the time in the world!" "You're a slut!" "Listen..." "Mércia, you're losing it!" "You..." "l'll lose my temper!" "Speak up, Mércia." "Everyone wants to listen!" "You threw my turkey away!" "You didn't have the right to do that!" "Good, she said it!" "Can you go upstairs now?" "You threw it away!" "Let's go upstairs now!" "l kept it for a year!" "Mércia, please!" "You didn't have the right..." "Go upstairs!" "Go!" "...to throw my turkey away." "You threw my turkey away." "Come here, Mércia." "I wanted to explain that to you but I'm feeling so impatient lately." "Listen to me, I don't serve rotten food in my house!" "Okay?" "Nobody here takes the risk of getting... food intoxication." "Are you with me?" "The turkey was in perfect conditions." "The turkey was green, Mércia." "Green!" "You know green?" "Like Greenpeace?" "But you haven't realized it because you are mad." "That's all!" "Come on, Mércia!" "What a great actress you are." "Congratulations." "You should be in a soap opera!" "I won't stay here with you... because there are people waiting for me downstairs." "You have blown the whole party already and I'm getting sick to death of you." "Come on!" "Stand up!" "We're going downstairs." "Come on!" "I'm not kidding." "I mean it." "Mércia?" "Mércia?" "Mércia?" "Goddamn it!" "Goddamn it!" "Shit!" "Stop that!" "Open your eyes!" "Come on, open your eyes!" "I'm serious about this!" "I mean it!" "Open your eyes." "Open your eyes, Mércia." ""Barbituric: a sedative that acts as a brain-activity depressant." "It can cause harmful effects if overdosed... or if extendedly administered." Got it?" "I didn't get three small words." "So let's repeat it." "Okay?" "Say it:" "A sedative that acts..." "A sedative that acts as a brain-activity..." "...as a brain-activity depressant." "...depressant." "lt can cause..." "lt can cause harmful effects..." "...harmful effects if over..." "...if over overdosed..." "...overdosed or if extendedly..." "...or if extendedly or if..." "...or if or if extendedly..." "...or if extendedly administered." "...administered." "Did you get it now?" "Yes, I did." "lt's easier by repetition, isn't it?" "Yes, it's much easier." "Even you got it right!" "What are we going to do now?" "What was your gift?" "l got a very fancy car!" "It does a lot of things." "It can run, be driven... it's a magical car!" "When it races, it is always the fastest!" "It's a hit!" "It's the fastest." "It's so cool!" "And my big boy?" "You got a colored-pencil box... crayons and paints." "With that you can have a lot of things... even a car." "As many as you want." "You just have to draw it." "l just have to draw it." "What would you like to have in your drawings?" "Santa Claus." "Oh, I got it." "With Santa you could get a bunch of presents." "You're smart, son!" "lt wasn't it but, that's okay." "Okay, what then?" "Whatever you want." "Hold on, hold on!" "Where's the dance?" "Cheer up, son!" "lt is what it is, right?" "Yes, it is." "Excuse me?" "Alex!" "Alex." "Look what Santa dropped off at my door!" "Shit!" "Caiozinho!" "What's up?" "Shit, Caiozinho!" "I can't believe we're together again, bro!" "Shit!" "Look at this place!" "It looks the same shit!" "I asked this fuckhead to paint the walls... but he did nothing!" "Give me your bag!" "Are you tired?" "Do you want to take a nap?" "No, I'm fine." "This room has never been so clean." "Check it out!" "Shit, Caiozinho!" "This room has never been so clean." "Only for you." "So, what's up?" "How are you doing?" "Well, everything's fine." "What about the chicks down there?" "l'm off duty!" "Come on, speak it up!" "l'm in a relationship with a person." "A "person"?" "Are you a faggot?" "Quit bugging him, dude." "No, she's a nice lady, actually." "Like a married couple?" "Cool." "Are you guys seeing someone?" "Hey, remember when we smoked 4 ounces of pot in 3 days?" "No nostalgia, please!" "So, man, what's up?" "Yo man..." "I really missed you." "I know." "Are you guys in love?" "Don't be jealous, shithead." "You'll kiss each other soon..." "Hey man, are you hungry?" "Do you want anything?" "No, I'm all right." "A drink?" "A beer?" "A glass of water." "Water?" "Okay." "Come over here." "Alex." "Alex." "Yeah?" "Check if there's any food here." "There's a pizza." "Come on, dude." "That pizza has been lying there for 3 days... if he eats that he'll have a diarrhea." "What then?" "Bread?" "That bread is there for days, it's dead!" "It's the same old shit." "Let's drink, goddamn it!" "So, Caio, what have you been up to?" "l've been working." "What else?" "Working a lot!" "l got it." "There's nothing to do in that town." "I have a junkyard." "And do you have a computer there?" "What's that?" "Do you have internet?" "No." "No internet?" "Well, I don't." "But someone got to have it..." "What for?" "What are you guys up to?" "You got three chances to guess." "I'll introduce you to my boss." "Look what we have for you." "A nice fucking party!" "Hey, man!" "Let's go!" "Hit it off!" "These bitches want nothing!" "Hey, dude!" "Bring us a cold one!" "Sit down, Caio." "We're back in the playground!" "Come on, man!" "Hold on." "Here it is, make yourselves at home!" "Hey, dude, where's Michelle?" "You have to see what she dresses like." "If is sunny, she covers herself but when is cold, she'll wear baby-doll." "Goddamn it!" "Who's working tonight?" "I'll introduce you my rare stone." "She can fit the three of you inside of her." "Shit, do you wanna ruin me?" "Hey, man." "lnclude me out, alright?" "Anyone wants to try?" "Caio?" "No, not for me." "Let me know if you need anything." "Thanks, bro." "Hey, Caio, do you want anything?" "Soda, water... I'm fine." "Hey you, let's dance!" "Hands off!" "If you don't have any dough, don't touch me, flaccid boy." "Hey, Caio." "Come here, dude." "I got to tell you something." "Those guys want to invest some cash on me." "The chiefs, you know..." "As a starter, just about 50 thousand, you know?" "They want me to do some sinister shit." "Well, kind of sinister..." "What?" "I'm not getting it." "I'm feeling that my life's going to take off!" "Now, can I borrow a twenty to pay a round for those guys so we can settle the partnership?" "Hey, Nikki Lauda, you're burned out!" "Hey, don't fuck me, shit!" "Are you alright?" "Fine." "You're gorgeous!" "What?" "Gorgeous!" "Thank you." "Can I tell you something?" "You remind me of my mother!" "Who?" "My mother... you remind me of my mother!" "Are you saying that I look old?" "No, no... you remind me of my mother at her youth..." "When she was hot, see?" "I mean, she still is." "And you're hot, you're wonderful!" "Are you gagging?" "Go on!" "There's money, I have everything set, okay?" "You got money?" "With this ass-kissed face?" "So, what's it gonna be?" "Let's go upstairs and do it now!" "Come on." "I'll tell you about my married costumers, they count over a thousand!" "Come on, handsome." "Pay me a beer!" "Hey, he's paying me a beer!" "Hey, motherfucker!" "Don't you mess with me because I'll get you, motherfucker!" "I have to work, you know why?" "Because this cunt here pays my bills!" "Go find some cum somewhere else, you bitch!" "Goddamn it!" "Can I have a glass of water?" "Water?" "Yes, water!" "What the fuck!" "He wants water...!" "Here's your water and a plastic cup." "Be my guest." "Listen, are you Juventino's son by any chance?" "You're a good "physionolist", man." "You remembered my dad!" "A bandit came here and shot him down." "God bless him!" "The shitheads said that you know about cars." "What do you mean?" "Cars, engines..." "How vehicle work." "You good with painting?" "I wanted to paint it dark, like myself..." "Can you imagine that?" "Are you alright, man?" "What's this junkyard thing?" "You won't fool around here, okay?" "Do you need anything?" "Get out of my way, please." "Get out of my way." "Hey pal, do you need anything?" "You were released, you should've come back." "Are you my uncle Caio?" "Great Theo!" "Manuca!" "I'll have whisky today." "Those beers gave me a headache." "Let's kill this hangover!" "Hey, Celinha, the woman's gone." "I was reading in a magazine that a soap opera girl... had a Japanese hair straightening made and lost her hair." "She had to make an implant." "What girl?" "That one in the soap opera." "She had short hair but now is long." "She use to date a soap opera guy... I don't watch TV!" "Bia, aren't you diving in?" "l don't think so. lt's too cold." "Bia is on her days." "How ridiculous, mom!" "Menstruation is a pretty normal thing." "Hell no!" "Mom, what's menstruation?" "Ask your father." "Okay." "Dad, what's menstruation?" "Your mother will tell you later." "Okay." "Let's go then." "Okay." "Are you going to get me a job at the bank, Theo?" "is there an opportunity for me?" "If something comes up I'll let you know." "I'll pay you that money." "menstruation" ""Menstruation is the internal cleaning of the 'uteriuns'... when no fecundation occurs." "This cleaning is necessary... in order to the process start again."" ""This cleaning is necessary in order to the process start again."" "Are you responsible for the...?" "Do you want to locate a deceased person?" "Yes." "Name?" "Marília de Souza Lima." "Let me check." "I would like to say a few words." "Merry Christmas to you all." "Merry Christmas." "I would like to propose a drink... but first I'd like to ask you a question." "What is Christmas?" "Christmas is not eating and drinking." "It is not about shopping, presents..." "Christmas is Jesus being born in the manger of our hearts." "Amen." "Every day." "On this date, many get depressed... or down..." "People get... desperate but they shouldn't be, because... on the contrary, this is supposed to be a happy day!" "But... it's a dysfunctional family type of problem." "Come on, Fabi!" "Can't you serve me?" "You know what?" "l'll eat outside." "What about the birthday boy?" "Who remembered who's having a birthday?" "Nobody remembered him!" "Come on Fabi!" "Give me a break!" "I remember the birthday boy." "Nobody!" "No one honor him." "He is the great forsaken." "But I'll make my homage to him." "Happy birthday to you" "Happy birthday to you" "God gave us His only son so that everyone who believes in Him... shall not perish, but have eternal life." "If you don't believe, you'll be condemned... because you don't believe in our Father's only son!" "Silent night Holy night" "Great Christmas party!" "The weather is changing." "Yes." "Forgive my intrusion." "I've worked here for 1 5 years." "They even gave me that little house... to take better care of the dead." "However, I don't remember ever waking up... to give information on Christmas Day." "lt is the 25th today, isn't it?" "Yes." "On this date, families gather because of Christmas." "And you come to ask me where's the tomb of a dead lady... who's been here for four years." "Well, if you're not having lunch with your family... it's because this dead lady is very important to you." "But tell me, why didn't you come before?" "I was out of town." "Okay, it's just my "own self personal" curiosity..." "Forget it." "What's your name?" "Me?" "José Augusto." "What about yours?" "Caio." "Caio is a beautiful name." "José Augusto too, but people call me "Zé"." "And because of my job... some call me "Coffin Zé"." ""Coffin Joe"." "Can you believe it?" "lt must be good living here." "Yeah, it's calm." "The neighbors don't bother." "A little noisy, that street... but not much." "Listen, was Marília your relative?" "No." "Cousin, friend, girlfriend, nothing?" "It's because... I killed her." "Theo?" "Theo?" "l want to tell you something." "What?" "I want to talk to you." "Stop Theo." "Stop." "Pay attention." "Stop it." "It's about your mother." "She's not doing well, Theo." "Aren't you going to do anything about it?" "There'll be a fine fish soon." "I would love to have a pirarucu bait." "What's that?" "A pirarucu, damn it!" "He only knows sardine." "Hey, Theo, how are you doing?" "Hey, you guys." "You're late, huh?" "Don't tell me you were working." "I bet his wife was barking at him again." "It's good to be married when you become a widower." "That's a fact." "But shut up... and let my partner concentrate." "Where is it?" "You started speaking and I missed it!" "Where is what?" "We're here to play." "Next time we have to find a better partner." "I'll be late to meet my barely dressed Pocahontas." "By the way, Theo, do you know your stepmother?" "Kind of." "No, he means... to know in the biblical sense." "You guys excuse me... but this one is for Alcione, the singer." "It's enough, I'm leaving now." "This game sucks!" "Hold on, man." "You didn't do anything." "You didn't eat, you didn't drink." "You didn't spend any money." "Am I wasting my time here?" "We didn't bet the pirarucu yet." "Go bet your ass somewhere else!" "And we have to hear that!" "You came here only to talk, you assholes!" "I'll tell your mother, too." "I really want you to come over to my house... to get to know my "little lndian"." "Let's go!" "I think I'd better not." "Yes, okay." "You're right." "You're right." "Dad?" "What?" "I wanted to talk to you." "Say it." "Caio..." "Are you still sending, every month... that small change to that piece of shit?" "Cut it off." "Cut it off!" "Didn't you sleep, Transformers?" "Jack Bauer." "24 hours in the air." "What's up for tonight?" "Let's drink!" "What else?" "You guys should get straight!" "l only get beer." "With alcohol!" "You have a great destiny." "is there anything better to do?" "Have you thought of getting married?" "Having a baby?" "Oh, not me." "Working, perhaps?" "l'm out of that shit." "There's the dough issue, Caiozito." "When we're broke... the good ones won't even look at us." "Can I tell you something?" "Make yourself comfortable." "Just don't grab my dick." "Sometimes I really miss Claudinha." "Claudinha." "Claudinha." "Claudinha." "That's right, where's she?" "She got married." "You were engaged for a long time, right?" "lt was my longest relationship." "How long did it last?" "Three months." "I fell so lonely sometimes." "You know what I mean?" "Sometimes I feel like settling down." "I'm going out." "Not my kind of talk!" "I'm going outside to water the plants." "Hey." "What's up?" "Caio, I'll go to the gas station to get some beers." "We'll go to that old time bar later, remember?" "If you want to come." "Okay?" "You quit?" "Yes." "Really?" "Really." "That's so weird, you in a junkyard." "ls it a chop shop?" "No, it's a junkyard." "I talked to dad." "You're smoking a lot, aren't you?" "Things are rough at home." "l wanted to tell you something." "Wait." "It's... I can help you no more, Caio." "I know you're struggling... I have ways... I'll move on." "l'm leaving." "Right." "I get up early tomorrow." "Would you like to say something?" "I would." "Thanks, brother." "Hey, man, what the fuck is that?" "You stopped in the middle of the way!" "I say what the fuck!" "Aren't you going to apologize?" "Apologizing for spilling my beer?" "You should apologize to me!" "Go fuck yourself!" "You want to show off?" "You fucking drunk!" "Fuck off!" "Fuck off, man!" "What the fuck!" "This fucker got a bad temper!" "Take it easy." "That fucker must support Flamengo, I'm sure." "By the way, soccer sucks now, uh?" "The shitheads sign with a team, kiss the badge... then in a week, do everything again for a different team!" "They're like whores." "It's all about money." "Well, actually whores are more loyal than these players." "The fans are the ones who suffer." "What's up, Theo?" "I think I'll quit smoking." "I saw something that scared the shit out of me on TV." "Fucking scary!" "I don't watch those shitty shows, but that day I did." "Now hear this." "The guy said that... cigarettes are paper cylinders stuffed with tobacco... with ashes in a tip and a sucker at the other." "Do you get it?" "I'm the sucker!" "Fuck that!" "The guy calls me a sucker and I'll have to quit smoking... drinking... possibly even fucking!" "I hardly ever fuck!" "I'll have to stop fucking, smoking..." "Fuck that!" "I won't stop!" "He can go fuck himself and that's that!" "Are you all right?" "Are you okay?" "I'm okay, but the other driver's not." "Theo?" "I want a divorce." "Can I borrow...?" "Excuse me!" "Excuse me, Jesus birthday!" "Green light." "Red light." "Green light." "Red light." "Green light." "Red light." "captions BY VlDEOLAR"