"One glass of milk." " One pork sandwich to go out." " One grunt to take a walk." "Two eggs." "Scramble 'em." "Two tackles, hot and bothered." "One cup of coffee." "Coming up." "Make it anaemic." "There you are." "Half-and-half." "One broiled steak and potatoes." "Tomatoes." "Potatoes." "Greeks have word for everything." "When the waiter comes back, sweetheart, give him this." "I'll be right back." " Oh, boss, come here." " Yeah?" "What else?" "See what the kid gave me." "I am no longer able to take care of my little boy." "Please give him a good home, and be kind to him." "PS his name is Billy." "What did she think we're running?" "A charity organization?" "What are you gonna do with him?" "I'm gonna call the Orphan Asylum, have them send a man down and take him away." "Hey there, partner." "What's the matter with you?" "Where'd you come from?" "What are you crying about?" "That bad man out there is calling the policeman to take me away." "Take you away?" "What'd you do?" "Steal his watch?" "No, I didn't steal anything." "He don't wanna take me to jail." "He thinks I'm crazy." "Crazy?" "Well, we'll doggone soon find out whether you're crazy or not." "Sit up here." "Here, boy." "Now, don't cry no more." "All right." "Let me see." "You're not crazy." "He's the guy who's crazy." "Hello, is this the Orphan Asylum?" "Well, I've been trying to get you." "I want you to send a man up here right away and take away a kid that was left in my café." "Partner, you ain't telling no lie." "He sure is calling for a policeman." "Oh, I ain't got no mum and pop." "Won't you take care of me, Mister?" "Oh, please!" "Please, Mister." "I'd like to, kid." "I can't take care of meself." "And tell him to make it snappy." " Where is that brat?" " I don't know." "I'll find him." "Hey, chef." "Have you seen anything of a little kid?" " Poor little red-headed kid?" " Yes." " With freckles?" " Yes." " And short pants?" " That's him." " And a grey coat?" " Yes!" "I didn't see him." "Well, I'll look for myself." "Oh, yeah?" "So that's where you had him?" "Trying to kidnap him, huh?" " No, sir." "I want to adopt him." " Adopt him nothing!" "He's going to the Orphan Asylum, that's where he belongs." "Oh, listen." "Have a heart!" "Well, I'm going to take the kid." " What we gonna do now, partner?" " Search me!" "Well, you have lunch, and I'll do some thinking." " Where is the boss of this joint?" " Right here." "What can I do for you?" "Where's that kid?" "Oh, you're the man from the Orphan Asylum." "Right this way." "I have him right in here." " Well, where is he?" " There he is, inspector." "Right here." "He was here." "You get him back or that'll be trouble." "You're responsible for him." "I tell you there's no way out." "He must have gotten out of here somewhere, but.." "Get to work, you." " I had him hanging right there." " Well, he's not hanging there now." " Where is he?" " That's what I don't know." " Open that thing." "Come on!" " I knew there was a trick to this." "Come on, you." "Open up here." "Hey!" "What's wrong with you?" "Did you find a job yet, Pop?" "No, Bill, I didn't." "Not a darn thing." "Gee, I'm hungry." "You ain't got nothing on me, Partner." "I might not look it, but I'm hungry too." "I wish we had something to eat." "Billy, you had a bottle of milk this morning." "Oh, I don't want nothing to drink." "I want hot meat." "Well, I'm not looking for ladyfingers meself." "What's the matter, Pop?" "Listen, partner." "I don't know whether this gonna work or not but if it does, anything that comes in on that floor through the window put it in the pot." " OK!" "Hiya!" "There you are, kid." "There's food." "Get it in there." "Bill, if I can get that butcher, we're gonna have meat." "What's all this Tom, Dick and Harry going on around here?" "A bullseye!" "Oh, look at that, huh?" "Gee, Pop, you're swell." "So you, Bill, take a look out the window and watch for the ice cream man." "We might want some dessert." "Who's there?" "It's the man from the Orphan Asylum." "He wants that kid." "Oh, gee, Pop, please." "Don't let 'em take me." "Don't worry, Bill." "They won't take you." "Come on, open that door." "Come on, we want that kid, and we're gonna get him." "Come on, open that door." "We want that kid." " Well, where is he?" " Where is who?" " That kid." " He's out across the street playing." " Across the street?" " Yeah." "There he goes." "Get him." "There he goes." "Down there." "Come on, Bill." "We'll give 'em the slip." "You wanna have your suit pressed?" "I certainly do." "Well, step right in the booth, and take 'em off." "Can I have my dress pressed?" "Why, certainly." "You step right in the booth, and take it off." "Is your suit ready, Sir?" "Your dress ready, Madam?" "Thank you." "Hey, you." "See a big fat fella here?" "And a little kid?" "Sure, he's in the booth there, taken his suit off, waiting for it to be pressed." "Will you please follow me?" "The judge wishes to speak to you." "Judge?" "I didn't do nothing." "Oh, yes, you did." "Your baby won the first prize." "I have the honor to present to you the first prize of $500..." "Thank you." "...for the most original float in the parade." "Ah, it's a great pleasure to see the mothers of our fair city bring up their children with such care." "Now, before presenting you with this money..." "Would speak into the microphone and tell the radio audience how you brought up your darling little boy?" "Our mothers, dear mothers I find that I get the best results by feeding my child three times a day on corn, beef, and cabbage with a dozen bottles of buttermilk and a good cigar after each meal." "What?" "You mean to say that this is what that baby gets?" "Oh, no." "The baby gets buttermilk, principally." "Oh." "I also find that I get very good results from mixture of..." " Pa!" "I'm not your pa." "I'm your ma." "My, oh, my." "These children are such a care." "Let me see, where was I?" "Hey, Pop!" "I was..." "I'm sorry, ma." "This isn't mama." "Now it's papa." "Can't you see?" "Hey, Pop." "Look!" "Come on, this way." "Subtitles: coloraday - ib50 @ KG"