"(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)" "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC)" "♪" "HE'S GONNA GET ME." "♪" "(SQUEAKING)" "♪" "YOUR HIGH-TAILING DAYS ARE OVER, BRAT." "I SHOULDA LISTENED TO SONIC." "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "OH, NO!" "I REALLY SHOULDA LISTENED!" "♪" "IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, FUZZFACE, YOU'RE TRAPPED." "♪" "(SHOOTING)" "♪" "(YELLING)" "(GROANING)" "♪" "(WHIRRING)" "♪" "HELP!" "WHO SAYS CHICKENS ARE STUPID?" "I JUST OUTFOXED A FOX!" "(LAUGHTER)" "♪" "(YELPING)" "(VICTORIOUS MUSIC)" "SONIC!" "WHAT'S THE PROB, KID?" "THESE ROBOTSKIS PICKING ON YA?" "SONIC, LOOK OUT!" "(WHIRRING)" "HA-HA, NOW WE GOT YOU BOTH!" "(METAL CLACKING)" "(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC)" "♪" "HEY, WHAT'RE YOU TRYING TO DO?" "GET OFFA ME!" "I'LL TAKE THE CHICKEN, PLEASE." "(METAL CLANKING)" "♪" "YUCK, I HATE AIRLINE FOOD." "I WONDER WHAT THE MOVIE IS ON THIS FLIGHT." "I DON'T HAVE A MOVIE." "WHAT, NO MOVIE?" "THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A FIRST CLASS PASSENGER." "STOP THAT, I--I CAN'T SEE." "YEEHAW, WHOA, ALL RIGHT!" "(YELLING)" "LISTEN TO ME, JUST FLY STRAIGHT FOR TWO SECONDS" "AND THEN TURN LEFT." "OH YEAH, SURE, LIKE I'M GONNA TRUST YOU." "I THINK I'LL TURN RIGHT." "♪" "RIGHT INTO THIS GRAIN TOWER." "(GROANING)" "ROUGH FLIGHT, HUH?" "YOU'LL FEEL BETTER WHEN YA LAND." "♪" "I'M WAITING." "(THUNK)" "SAD, ISN'T IT?" "BREAKING UP IS SO HARD TO DO." "(OFFSCREEN)" "TAILS:" "SONIC, HELP!" "(WHIRRING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #1:" "GONNA GET YA, GONNA GET YA!" "(GROANING)" "♪" "(BRAKES SQUEALING)" "♪" "(CLUNKING)" "♪" "(YELPING)" "♪" "(GASPING)" "(THUNKING)" "YOW!" "TAILS, YOU OKAY, LITTLE BUDDY?" "UGH, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD." "THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE LAST TIME I'M GONNA LET THIS HAPPEN." "(OFFSCREEN)" "TAILS:" "I'M FINE, SONIC." "I CAN HELITAIL MYSELF, HONEST." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "I DON'T THINK SO." "AT LEAST, COULD WE GO A LITTLE FASTER?" "TOO RISKY, PAL." "I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT AGAIN, EVER." "I WON'T, I PROMISE." "YOU SURE WON'T, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA MAKE SURE OF IT." "(OFFSCREEN)" "TAILS:" "WHAT'RE WE DOING HERE?" "IT'S YOUR NEW HOME." "WE'VE NEVER HAD OUR OWN BABY." "SO WE TOLD THE AGENCY WE'D ADOPT ANYBODY." "(SNIFFING)" "IS SOMETHING BURNING?" "NO, I'M JUST BAKING COOKIES FOR OUR NEW LITTLE BOY." "(CRASHING)" "EXCUSE ME." "STAND BACK." "(WATER SPLASHING)" "♪" "THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN." "THAT'S THE SECOND TIME TODAY I TURNED THE OVEN UP TOO HIGH." "COME ON, TAILS, I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND." "WE WANT OUR HOME TO BE YOUR HOME." "(CRASHING)" "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "♪" "(SPLASHING)" "(SIGHING)" "THANK YOU AGAIN." "THAT HAPPENED SO MANY TIMES LAST WEEK," "OUR OLD GOLDFISH MOVED AWAY." "(INAUDIBLE BEGGING)" "COME ON, SWEETIE." "LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND I'LL SHOW YOU YOUR ROOM." "GUESS WHAT, WHEN YOU LIVE WITH US," "YOU'LL HAVE YOUR VERY OWN BATHROOM." "(SPLASHING)" "HM, I WONDER IF I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE SHOWER" "(GRUNTING)" "♪" "(SPLASHING)" "GEORGE, REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED?" "IT MADE THE PILOT LIGHT GO OUT ON THE GAS HEATER." "I REMEMBER." "AND THEN THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM STARTED SPARKING." "I REMEMBER." "AND THEN WEREN'T WE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE?" "I WISH I COULD FORGET." "(EXPLOSION)" "I THINK I'D BE SAFER LIVING WITH ROBOTNIKS." "OKAY, SO THEY WEREN'T THE SAFEST FAMILY ON MOBIUS," "BUT I'M STILL GONNA FIND YOU A GOOD HOME." "WELL, THIS IS IT, TAILS." "YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE." "BEFORE HE RETIRED, SERGEANT DOBERMAN" "WAS ONE OF MOBIUS' BRAVEST SOLDIERS." "(EXPLOSION)" "(MILITARY MUSIC)" "♪" "TROOPS, FALL IN." "TEN HUT!" "(YELLING)" "♪" "WHICH ONE OF YOU YARDBIRDS IS A NEW RECRUIT?" "I THINK YOU GOT IT WRONG, SARGE." "TAILS HERE IS LOOKING TO JOIN YOUR FAMILY." "THEN PULL IN YOUR GUT," "STICK OUT YOUR CHEST," "KEEP THOSE TAILS AT ATTENTION." "DOWN ON THE GROUND, GIVE ME 50." "ONE TWO, ONE TWO, ONE TWO, ONE TWO," "ONE TWO, ONE TWO, ONE TWO, ONE TWO," "ONE TWO." "(GASPING)" "CAN I" "(GASPING)" "ASK A" "(GASPING)" "QUESTION?" "NO!" "DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD, RUN IN PLACE!" "ONE TWO, ONE TWO, MOVE OUT, ONE TWO, ONE TWO." "ONE TWO, ONE TWO, ONE TWO, ONE TWO," "ONE TWO, ONE TWO, ONE TWO" "SONIC, I DON'T LIKE THIS." "THEY SAY HIS WIFE'S REAL NICE." "(REPEATED)" "ONE TWO, ONE TWO." "(EXPLOSION)" "(GRUNTING)" "HEY, WHAT WAS THAT?" "(EXPLOSIONS)" "OH, IT'S THE MRS." "I ASSIGNED HER TO THE ARTILLERY RANGE FOR TARGET PRACTICE." "HM, PROBABLY SHOULD'VE WAITED TILL SHE GOT HER NEW GLASSES." "DIDN'T I ORDER YOU ROOKIES TO DO YOUR EXERCISES?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "RIGHT, SARGE, WE ARE." "WE'RE TAKING A HIKE, DOUBLE TIME." "WE'RE UP, OVER, AND GONE." "(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC)" "(PLAYFUL MUSIC)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "TAILS:" "SONIC, CAN'T WE JUST FORGET THIS WHOLE IDEA?" "NO WAY, I'M FINDING YOU A FAMILY." "SO WE MADE A COUPLE OF BAD CHOICES." "WE'LL FIND YA THE RIGHT SPOT." "MOBIUS IS FULL OF NICE PEOPLE." "(FUNKY MUSIC)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "TAILS:" "COME ON, SONIC, DO WE HAVE TO MEET ANOTHER FAMILY?" "YEP, WE'RE GONNA KEEP MEETING FAMILIES" "TILL WE FIND THE ONE THAT'S PERFECT FOR YOU." "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "HA-HA, HERE THEY COME." "♪" "YOU READY?" "LET ME TEST IT." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "FRIENDS, MOBIANS, FELLOW EVIL ROBOTS," "A FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME" "ON THE WAY TO CONQUERING YOUR PLANET." "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MISSING CHILD?" "♪" "SONIC, LOOK, THAT'S ME!" "IF YOU KNOW THIS LITTLE CUTIE'S WHEREABOUTS," "HIS POOR, UNHAPPY, MISERABLE, SAD, AND LONELY REAL PARENTS" "WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU!" "DID YOU HEAR THAT?" "MY REAL PARENTS!" "YEAH, BUT WHERE ARE THEY?" "TO REACH THIS MISSING CHILD'S PARENTS," "GO TO 113 MOBIUS VIEW DRIVE." "COME ON, SONIC, YOU WANTED ME TO FIND A FAMILY," "AND THIS IS MY REAL ONE." "A MOM, A DAD, A PICKET FENCE." "YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU THERE." "HE JUST WANDERED AWAY AND WE LOOKED EVERYWHERE." "HE WAS TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER US." "THIS HERE IS YOUR TRAIN SET, TAILS." "♪" "(TRAIN WHISTLE)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #1:" "AND A GREAT MITT SO WE CAN PLAY CATCH." "AND THERE'S YOUR VIDEO GAME LIBRARY." "AND YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT FOR DINNER TONIGHT," "WITH TWO DESSERTS." "♪" "TAILS BELONGS WITH HIS OWN KIND." "(OFFSCREEN)" "FEMALE #1:" "HE'LL GET REGULAR MEALS," "GO TO THE BEST SCHOOLS," "AND WE'LL MAKE SURE HE'LL NEVER BE IN DANGER." "SOUNDS REALLY GREAT, HUH, SONIC?" "I GUESS." "(OFFSCREEN)" "TAILS:" "IT'S JUST WHAT YOU WANTED FOR ME, WASN'T IT, HUH?" "YEAH." "PROMISE ME ONE THING, DON'T EVER LET ROBOTNIK FIND OUT HE'S HERE." "OF COURSE NOT, SONIC." "WE'LL TAKE TAILS TO OUR PLACE IN THE MOUNTAINS" "AND ROBOTNIK WILL NEVER FIND HIM." "WELL, KID, GOTTA SPEED." "I'LL MISS YOU, SONIC." "HEY, EASY ON THE MUSH." "THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO HANDLE GOODBYES." "I'LL MISS YOU!" "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #1:" "THE MASQUERADE'S OVER." "WE'LL TAKE BACK THOSE PRESENTS." "♪" "(YELLING)" "SONIC!" "HELP!" "IT'S TOO LATE, BABY FACE." "YOUR HEDGEHOG HERO'S GONE." "♪" "SONIC FELL FOR IT!" "TAILS IS OURS!" "I'LL HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A PROMOTION." "♪" "CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR DESPICABLENESS." "WITH TAILS UNDER MY CONTROL," "I CAN FORCE SONIC TO DO ANYTHING I WANT." "WOULD YOU HAVE HIM SCRATCH RIGHT THERE" "BETWEEN MY SHOULDER BOLTS?" "IT REALLY ITCHES." "(CRASHING)" "WHEN I GET DONE WITH SONIC" "(EVIL LAUGHTER)" "HE'LL BE GLAD TO SHINE YOUR TREADS." "♪" "(SAD MUSIC)" "IT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD DO." "HE'S JUST A KID." "HE BELONGS WITH HIS FAMILY." "YEAH, IT WAS THE RIGHT THING!" "(VICTORIOUS MUSIC)" "(SAD MUSIC)" "IT'S NOT GONNA BE THE SAME WITHOUT HIM." "NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THAT AFTER THE UNCOOL WAY WE MET." "(PLAYFUL MUSIC)" "♪" "(THUNKING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "TAILS:" "SORRY, MISTER." "HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?" "I JUST WANTED TO LIVE WITH THOSE GUYS," "BUT THEY KICKED ME OUT." "(NURSERY MUSIC)" "♪" "WHY'D YOU WANNA LIVE WITH THEM?" "YOU'RE NOT A BIRD." "I'M NOT?" "NAH." "BUT I CAN FLY." "MAYBE I'M A BUG." "YOU'RE A FOX AND FOXES DON'T FLY." "I DO." "(WHIRRING)" "HEY, YOU GOT TWO TAILS." "DOESN'T EVERYONE?" "CAN I LIVE WITH YOU?" "WELL, DON'T YA HAVE A FAMILY?" "NOPE, I'VE BEEN LOST FOR A LONG TIME" "AND I NEED SOMEBODY TO LIVE WITH." "WELL, I CAN'T SLOW DOWN FOR STUFF LIKE THAT." "GOTTA JUICE, KID." "(WHIRRING)" "WANNA SEE ME CRY?" "(CRYING)" "(SPLASHING)" "WHOA!" "(CRASHING)" "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "OKAY, OKAY, YOU CAN TAG ALONG FOR AWHILE" "AND I'LL THINK ABOUT IT." "GREAT, YOU CAN BE MY BIG BROTHER." "(CRASHING)" "WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SQUIRT?" "PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE?" "IT'S MILES." "MILES?" "YEAH, I HATE IT." "OKAY, I'LL CALL YOU SOMETHING ELSE." "I'LL CALL YA TAILS." "WOW, WHAT A DAY!" "I FIND OUT I'M NOT A BIRD." "I'M NOT A BUG." "I GET A BIG BROTHER AND A NEW NAME." "I'M TAILS." "(SAD MUSIC)" "TAILS BELONGS WITH HIS OWN KIND." "♪" "WAIT A SEC." "IF THOSE WERE HIS REAL PARENTS, THEY'D HAVE CALLED HIM MILES," "NOT THE NAME I GAVE HIM." "SOMETHING SMELLS AND I BATHED THIS MORNING." "(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)" "♪" "(EVIL MUSIC)" "♪" "AH-HA, IS THE BRAT SECURE?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #2:" "SECURE, YOUR NASTINESS." "APPLY THE TEST SNEAKER TO THE MAGNETIC" "SNEAKER GRIPPER HEDGEHOG TRAPPER RUG." "♪" "(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)" "♪" "(GROANING)" "THE MAGNETIC SNEAKER GRIPPER HEDGEHOG TRAPPER RUG" "IS WORKING PERFECTLY." "YOU CAN SHUT IT OFF." "(YELLING)" "TEST THE CEILING SQUASHER SONIC SMASHER CRUNCHER." "(INAUDIBLE)" "(THUNKING)" "CEILING SQUASHER SONIC SMASHER CRUNCHER IS A-OKAY." "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LURE THE HEDGEHOG TO HIS DOOM." "I WANT YOU TWO TO FIND SONIC AND DELIVER THIS RANSOM NOTE." "WE CAN DO THAT." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "I'M SORRY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT." "ONLY AN OFFICIAL MOBIUS POSTMAN LIKE ME CAN DELIVER LETTERS." "(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC)" "♪" "OOPS, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, DOCTOR." "I'M NEVER IN TROUBLE, I MAKE TROUBLE." "YOU SPELLED KIDNAP WITH A C." "SO, WHEN I TAKE TOTAL CONTROL OF MOBIUS" "THAT'S THE WAY EVERYONE WILL SPELL IT." "AND THIS IS ALL WRONG." ""GET HERE IMMEDIATELY IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD" "FOR YOUR TWO-TAILED FRIEND."" "REALLY, I KINDA LIKED IT." "EVERYBODY KNOWS SONIC WOULDN'T GET HERE IMMEDIATELY." "HE'D GET HERE BEFORE IMMEDIATELY." "♪" "(YELLING)" "(WHIRRING)" "♪" "(WHISTLING)" "(YELLING)" "♪" "GET OUTTA HERE, TAILS!" "I WANNA STAY AND HELP." "YOU GET OUTTA HERE NOW" "OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOUR REAL NAME IS MILES." "NO, NOT THAT!" "(WHIRRING)" "(CRASHING)" "♪" "ACTIVATE THE MAGNETIC SNEAKER GRIPPER HEDGEHOG TRAPPER RUG." "GET HIM!" "GET THAT HEDGEHOG!" "(WHIRRING)" "(YELLING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #3:" "SNEAKER GRIPPER ACTIVATED!" "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!" "♪" "IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU BUMBLING METALHEADS!" "I NEVER SHOULD'VE MADE YOU!" "YOU MAKE ME SICK!" "(GRUNTING)" "♪" "HM, HOW DO WE GET HIM OFF OF THERE?" "WE COME BACK TUESDAY." "TUESDAY?" "YEAH, MAYBE BY THAT TIME" "HE'LL HAVE YELLED SO MUCH HE'LL HAVE LOST HIS VOICE." "HOLD IT, IT'S OUR DUTY AS SHOE-LICKING YES-BOTS" "TO STAY HERE AND CATCH SONIC." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "EXCUSE ME, THAT FAKE POSTMAN WHO WAS JUST HERE" "FORGOT THIS SPECIAL DELIVERY FAN MAIL" "FOR SCRATCH AND GROUNDER." "FAN MAIL?" "AWESOME, OH GEE!" "HERE'S A NICE ONE FROM LULU CUBESCENT OF EAST MOBIUS." ""DEAR GROUNDER, YOU ARE MY HERO." "WILL YOU SHOW ME HOW TO OPEN YOUR CHEST COMPARTMENT?"" "SURE, LULU, ANYTHING FOR A FAN." "IT OPENS LIKE THIS." ""DEAR GROUNDER AND SCRATCH," "NOW SHOW ME HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE" "THE CEILING SQUASHER SONIC SMASHER CRUNCHER FALL ON YOU."" "(CLICK)" "UH-OH." "(SMASH)" ""DEAR LULU, THANKS FOR THE LETTER." "WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER." "FONDLY YOURS, GROUNDER."" "(SAD MUSIC)" "SORRY FOR ALL THE TROUBLE, SQUIRT." "I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND YOU A REAL FAMILY." "I GOT A REAL FAMILY." "I GOT THE BEST." "YEAH, WHERE?" "A FAMILY IS JUST PEOPLE WHO CARE" "ABOUT EACH OTHER MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE, RIGHT?" "RIGHT." "YOU'RE IT." "YOU'RE MY MOM." "YOU'RE MY DAD AND YOU'RE MY PICKET FENCE." "WHOA, YOU'RE NOT GONNA USE THE "L" WORD, ARE YA?" "WELL" "THEN I WILL, 'CAUSE IT'S A GREAT WORD." "I LOVE YA, LITTLE BRO." "NOW I'VE GOT SOMETHING EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO SAY." "NOOGIE TIME!" "(LAUGHTER)" "BOY, IT'S REALLY GREAT TO BE HOME." "(LAUGHTER)" "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "WHERE YA GOIN', COCONUTS?" "I'M RUNNING AWAY." "DR. ROBOTNIK DOESN'T LOVE ME." "SO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S GONNA BE BETTER OUT THERE?" "YOU'LL HAVE NO SAFE PLACE TO GO AND NO ONE TO OIL YA" "AND CHARGE YOUR BATTERIES WHEN THEY GET LOW." "YOU COULD GET INTO SOME BAD TROUBLE." "WHY, YOU COULD END UP IN THE JUNK YARD!" "HEY, IT MAY NOT BE PERFECT," "BUT WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME." "♪"