"But for me, it was just a dream." "Christmas was just like any other holiday." "I grew up in a hot spring resort famous for healing skin diseases, neuralgia, and headaches." "Buildings, tourists, and gangsters were all the resort had." "When the water is 45 degrees, you can cook an egg." "At 50 degrees, you can cook a chicken." "No one could go in the water, except old men or gangsters." "At that moment, crying hot tears, ...and drive those gangsters out of my town." "...they'd all be dead." "Tae-Hyun Cha" "Sun Ah Kim" "Young Kyu Park" "Director Kyun-Dong Lee" "Happy Ero Christmas" "Hey, Poli-bear!" "Hey, Poli-bear!" "Poli-bear!" "Can't you do it right?" "Poli-bear's face is so pretty." "Dong-chul, you jerk..." "Screw you." "Yeah." "Didn't you hear?" "Do it right." " What a big head you have" " And small breasts." "This looks warm." "Well, well," "Hey, what if she's a real police officer?" "She's just a part timer." "Take this off." "Oh, it looks very warm." "Hey, Officer Sung, is this your part-time job now?" "Morons... oh, crap." "Her name is Min Kyung H" "She works in Royal Bowling Center" "My one-side lover" "Why'd you turn off your phone again?" "Something happened?" "Why is that jerk always mad at us?" "What did we do to him?" "He's only a country patrolman," " let's just give him a chance." " What chance?" "I don't understand why Suk-doo likes that boring movie." "It's winter, I think he's lonely." "Ony him feels lonely." "That stupid jerk is Suk-doo, my sworn enemy." "I will never fogive that stupid jerk" "Your brother will be OK?" "Right!" "He always beaten" "He's probably making a fuss at the police station now." " By the way..." " What?" "When are you going to introduce me to some girl?" "Please." "You're only interested one kind of girl." "Does your mother know you're such a man-whore?" "She actually thinks that I ruined you." "She told my mom that your grades are low because of me." "But you were already a terrible student long before I met you." "What do you want!" "There was this one Santa at the North Pole who was so horny that he always had sex with all the other Santas' wives." "So the other Santas got angry and beat him up and drove him from the village." "After being driven out the Casanova Santa meets this oh-so-Ionely widow." "They go crazy right away, and start having sex everywhere in a cave, in the water, on a ship... anywhere and everywhere." "I," "What I want to say in this video is that Santa is a man, too." "X-MAS, that is, "Sex-Mas."" "Christmas is an erotic thing." "Here." "We have a sex just one day during an year" "What a day you want?" "New years day?" "Thanks giving day?" "No, No That's a Christimas' night" "Have a eat?" "I'm so proud, when you become a policeman" "Now I get a ploblem I might run to you" "I can live with energy" "I'm sorry, Dong-chul." "I'll fix those gangster soon." "I swear" "I'll put them in prison before Christmas." "Those who disrespected me will regret it some day even if I look silly wearing a giant doll costume." "Police-bear." "Dang!" "It's so embarrassing to wear this stupid Poli-bear costume." "But I'll persevere, for the sake of my bright future!" "Of course, bright... brighter than anyone else!" "The Chil-young gang is trying to take the Sexy Palace from us." "I know that, since you were just paroled, that you must be careful but don't you think we should do something to them?" "Do you know how terrible it is, to be in jail?" "I don't want to see bloodshed this Christmas." "The worst thing in the world is to be in jail at Christmastime." "Everyone's looking down on us, at the spa, sir." "That's not how you use your knife." "Wait until the decisive moment, and boom!" "Then everyone will know that we're sleeping lions." "No one will bother us then." "Then, when is the decisive moment?" "I don't know." "Those Chil-young losers are saying that you're over the hill." "They say you're a moron." "Haven't you heard?" "The Chil-youngs are saying it... a moron." "You didn't hear?" "You were there, too!" "By the way, why are we bending our knees?" "You insolent bug!" "How dare you talk to me like that?" "A moron?" "I'm so lonely because of you." "You understand what I'm saying?" "Huh?" "I'm sorry, sir." "Boss, do you want to have a "Happy New Year" here?" " Are you sure you're an expert?" " Yes." "Then why does it hurt so much?" "You butcher!" "Merry Christmas, we're doing our best for your convenient shopping." "Thank you, have a good time." "Thank you." "Is the nail polishing work fun?" "You think I'm doing that for fun?" "I can't live in the bowling center forever." "Oh, about Jun-ho... it seems that so you should dump him before he dumps you." "You don't want to get dumped on Christmas especially since it's your birthday, too." "I don't understand why things are always going wrong on my birthday." "Other people seem so happy around" "Christmas and New Years Day." "What is that?" "Wow, Hyang-sook, you were chosen!" "Of course." "I can go to every spa in Japan if I get into the top 3." " Really?" " Oh yeah." "Last year's "Miss Spa" was a parking lot attendant at the department" " Really?" " It's true." "At least you have a talent for drawing." "I only have my body." "It's so difficult to live like that." "Hey, what if it hits someone?" "That's exactly what I want." "People will think they're bird droppings." "Don't make me laugh." "You don't even have phlegm." "Do you know why fishermen are so energetic?" "No, why?" "They have a secret method to satisfy their lusts while at sea." "And that is?" "It's the flatfish." "When fishermen are at sea, they "do it" with flatfish." "When you stick it in the mouth of a flatfish, it sucks so well it's fantastic!" "Don't flatfish have teeth?" "Sounds very painful." "Of course they pull out the teeth and wash them beforehand, dummy." "I see." "You know Bo-yeong, in the school band?" "...the trumpet girl?" "If she can do that with her mouth..." "Her body is almost like a weapon." "A human flatfish." "Look." "What do you think, friend?" "Don't you feel something?" "Dong-gwan?" "I'll introduce you to one of Bo-yeong's friends." "She plays trombone." "You can imagine how that feels." "This Christmas, we'll have a fantastic night." "Gee." "This guy's dead drunk." " Hello, Officer." " Why did you come here?" "We're opening the Sexy Palace this Christmas Eve." "Please come." "We'll give you excellent service." "Have a drink, officer." "I don't see Officer Seong today?" "Oh, Officer Seong, you must be very tired." "Why don't you drink this?" "I was very sorry the other day." " Wearing that Poli-bear costume." " You completely fooled us." "Now, why don't you drink this and forget about it?" " I'll do it." " No, go away." "Officer Seong, have a drink." "Next time you wear a Poli-bear costume, cheer up!" " Come here, you jerk." " Let me go." " You pig." " Oh, he came again." "He makes a fuss every time he comes here." "Don't you think you should do something about it?" "You!" "Aren't you going to pay" " for those drink?" "Huh?" " Ok, here you are." "Why are you taking your clothes off?" "You sicko." " You hit me?" " Yes." "Hit me?" "Hey, hey!" "You think this is your home?" " I'm a Marine!" " Ouch." "My head." " Are you ok, officer?" " Come on, come on." "That was the decisive moment, you said." "Good." "We can protect the police, too." "You should save your strength." "What will you do if you hurt someone seriously?" "Ok, sir." "Sir, does Beong-ki hate you?" "Why is he so mad at us?" "Um, his face seems familiar to me, but I don't remember." "You go and ask why he hates us." "Sir, the meat's done." "Aren't you going to use chopsticks, you vulgar dog." "Ok." "Listen." "Don't throw cigarettes and spit in the street." "Don't spill things." "Besides, this is a tourist resort, and there are others here." "Each of you wear this." "It has a massage function, too." "Really?" "Oh, this?" "Director, it'll be a big hit." "For 8,000 copies." "Cheers." "What do you think your work is here?" "Your enthusiasm is only making trouble." "Why can't you handle a drunk by yourself?" "Isn't it a lie you know kung fu?" "Are you sure you didn't bribe someone to believe you?" "Just name weapon!" "You only pretended to fight well, and you're just a poser?" "Why do you call and come here?" "I'm so busy" "Your lip looks you eat a rat?" "You can say 'I love you' now" "What are you talking?" "The reason, don't answer cell phone have an another girl or don't say good-bye" "One or the other?" "You save me above all at the fire" "You think like that, till now" "That's me" "I must go" "Answer to me" "I think after working" " Have a good time." " Thank you." "I heard you play the trumpet?" "No, trombone." "Ah, then what will you do in the future?" "Going to a collage is impossible." "I might work in a department store band, or an amusement park." "I heard you swam too." "You've really investigated me." "I started to swim because I was very weak when I was young." "I couldn't even play a recorder because my lungs were so weak." "But after one year of swimming, my lungs grew very strong So amazing ...and I was able to play the trombone." "I didn't like it when Bo-yeong said she'd introduce you." "I thought you'd be like Hae-chul." "It's so horrible what Hae-chul's doing to Bo-yeong." "You better watch out, You better not cry," "You better not pout I'm telling you why..." "Santa Claus is comin' to town..." "Ma'am, please give me a little more time." "No more." "You've already had enough free time." "Please, there's one song" "I really want to sing." "I've already typed it in." "Ma'am, please, just one more song." "This is the last time." "Thank you!" "Oh, Min-kyeong." "Did you have a bad day today?" "I'll turn on the music." "Do you like Christmas, Officer?" "Who doesn't like Christmas?" "Me." "I hate Christmas." "Where is dammit Byung-ki!" "We must go" "It's real" "From now, you're a criminal." "Stay there." "I'll take you home safely." "Hey, what happened?" "Why did you turn off your phone?" "You think it's your job to take drunks home?" "Are you a designated driver?" "Damn." "Look at the back seat." "What a big mess." "Too much eat there's nothing" "You'll have to use a detergent to remove the smell." "Don't get too excited because of Christmas." "Calm down, work hard." "And why you don't answer the phone?" "Wow, she must've have eaten octopus." "It's difficult for woman to eat octopus." "You are really egoist?" "Why do you polish the globe that for dishwashing polish and waste" "Hey you, buy the new one" "781225?" "Her birthday is Christmas." "Wow." "Well, is there something you were worried about?" "Did you break up with your boyfriend?" "What will you do on Christmas?" "Would you like to have a hot coffee or cocoa?" "Hello, Min-kyeong?" "Min-kyeong, Min-kyeong, hi..." "What are you doing now?" "I wonder what kind of girl would like you." "Oh, what a smell..." "You know," "about your car..." "I'm really sorry." "No, it's ok." "It wasn't hard to clean since you only threw up in the backseat pocket." "I guess you ate octopus for dinner that day?" " How do you know?" " Oh, lots of octopus was in the... that's remained?" "I know very well about you" "Sung..." "Officer Sung." "Well, I'd like to buy you dinner." "Oh, great," "I'm very honored." "How about a boiled chicken?" "I know a very good place for it" "That restaurant's great." "Delicious." "And they have many kinds of food." "Well, if you don't like it, how about chicken soup?" "If you like spicy food, we can have roast chicken." "Oh, do you like an acorn jelly?" "They have real acorn jelly, 100% authentic." "Chop it very thin, add kimchi and water, and mix it like this." "Add water..." "Oh, I guess she doesn't like acorn jelly." "And press it very hard..." "Then the bubbles" " pop off your face..." " Who is she, Jun-ho?" "Someone I know." "Is she the bowling girl?" "Didn't you say you broke up with her?" "I thought you dumped her." "Hey." "Are you crazy?" " Come here." " What?" "I said come here." "Smell this." "You applied crap to my shoe, didn't you?" " What?" " Damn, it smells like crap." "I'm sorry." "I'll give you another one." "If it smells again," "I'll apply crap to your mouth." "You." "Smell this." "Don't you understand what I'm saying?" "Are you some kind of idiot?" "This town is full of idiots." "Smell the shoes!" "Do it!" " It smells ok to me." " Smell the shoes!" "Do it.!" "Do it..." "He's in the Chil-yong gang, sir." "If I see your face again..." "I'll stick this bowling pin right up your butt." "You sun of bitch," "How dare you do that to the bowling girl?" "You scum." "Sun of bitch," "What's up?" " Hello." " Hello." "What's this?" "A candle?" "You're talented at drawing." "What's up?" "Well, I was just patrolling near here." "Would you like to do a little bowling?" "Bowling?" "Oh, I'm on duty now..." "Oh, ok." "This is your first time?" "Hold the ball here, like this." "And look at the target in the floor." "Now, straighten your back and look ahead, one, two, three." "Look, the finishing position is important." "This arm at 12 o'clock, and your chin is 5 cm ahead of your knee." "Like this... do you see?" "Ok, ok." "Oh, the most important things is, straighten your leg back." "Your foot goes like this, ok, and straighten your back." "A little, 45-degree angle" "You need to have a 45-degree angle..." "Hey, hand!" "Hello." "My name is Bang Suk-doo." "Mr. Bang, what are you doing now?" "Do you remember?" "I helped you the other day." "Do you know this guy?" "Do you know he's a gangster?" "Thank you for helping me the other day." "If there's someone who's bothering you, tell me, ok?" "Please move the police motorbike in front of the bowling center." "Excuse me, officer, please move your motorbike." "What?" "You're going to shoot me?" "Then shoot!" "Get the police out of here," "or she'll be dead." "Wow, Officer Sung." "What's up" "Aren't you Sung Byung-ki?" "Officer Sung, help me." "What are you doing?" "Min-kyung is mine." "You are lonely" "I'm so lonely." "The bastard" "stood up." "Stood up." "Stood up." "Sung Byug-ki!" "Sung Byung-ki!" "What are you doing now?" "Don't bring me flowers anymore." "I came here to say that." "Is it because I'm a gangster?" "I've never had this feeling before." "The moment your spittle touched my forehead, that was it... fate." "Well, I didn't mean it when I spat." "That's not fate" "That's why I'm saying it's a fate." "You know how difficult it is to do that intentionally?" "You know what, you remind me of my mom." "She was very pretty." "She died" "on Christmas." "My mother was a fisherwoman." "She went to work one snowy" "Christmas day..." "That's a snowy day ...and I waited for her" "at the harbor but she never came back." "I remember blaming her for not buying me any Christmas presents not knowing that she was dead." "When a mom goes out to pick oysters," "a baby left at home alone, keep the home" "and falls asleep to the sea's lullaby." "What a silly story." "He said his mother died on Christmas, and I look like her." "What an honor to resemble a gangster's mother!" "I thought all gangsters are ignorant and scary but he was different." "Are you crazy?" "You want to go out with him?" "I didn't say that." "I just felt sorry for him having to perform his mother's memorial on Christmas day." "He has an age a littlle" "You know, he seemed very lonely." "Why don't worry about yourself?" "I pity you more than him." "What a depressing girl you are." "That's the only one left." "This is made of span, it'll be very comfortable." "How do you feel?" "Looks good" "you have a good shape" "The Chil-yong bastards!" "Did you do that?" "What do you think I am?" "I'm not a coward, vandalizing signboards." "I would've set the whole store on fire." "Don't you feel embarrassed to be beaten by such cowards?" "I'll give you some free advice..." "Hand the Sexy Palace over to me, and retire." "What are you doing?" "Just have 10 person" "You're talk way too much." "Oh, you got a problem with that?" "What stupid losers." "We'll have to arrest one of those two bastards at least, or we'll have a big trouble." "Happen the war" "Sir, we'll bet the reputation of our office on this mission." "Let's show them that we can do that." "Can't you stay a little quiet?" "Why did you come here?" "Officer Park!" "When did I make any trouble?" "This time, I'll show you." "Just wait and see." "Ok?" "Why did Byeong-ki come here?" "Did you tell him?" "No." ""Love Letter?"" "Hey, is it a porno?" "Let me borrow it." "I wish I could have sex with her just one time." "Let's go, let's go." "Sir, the door's broken." "You stepped in crap!" "Who beat whom?" "I just fell." "You think, I, Baek Chil-yong, could be beaten by that loser?" "I'm disappointed." " Why, did they fight?" " Both say they fell." "Eat." "Thank you." "Do you have a straw?" "Officer Sung, drink this." "It's ok, baby, not a big deal." "Just fell." "You know Officer Seong?" "He says he fell badly." "I love you." "You hang up first." "Oh, together?" "Ok, one, two oh, she already hung up." "Officer Sung." "Do you think he'll stay quiet after being beaten like that?" "I'm going to hide for a while." "Hide?" "Hide for love, don't you understand?" "Don't make any trouble and just run the Sexy Palace, ok?" "Ok, sir." "Don't worry about the Sexy Palace, and concentrate on finding love." "Sir, are you going to go and have fun by yourself?" "Please think about us too." "We're so lonely." "Jun-tae, come here." "How dare you say "have fun" to your boss?" "Don't you think you're going too far?" "Jun-tae, what type of girl do you like, then?" "What?" "It's ok." "Tell me, so I can introduce the right girl to you." "Oh, ok, first, she must be 5' 4" at least small face and nice long hair thin, and I'd like big boobs and a big butts." "The eyes should have double eyelids and be round..." "Stop..." "I got it, you idiot." "Hello." "Can I help you?" "Someone reported that you're making X-rated videos here." "X-rated videos?" "Isn't that it, over there?" "Have you seen a Santa in a porn film?" "Well, what's the title?" "Uh..."Happy Christmas"." ""Happy Christmas"?" "Oh, nice." "Well, make a good film then." "Ok, sir." "Don't worry about the Sexy Palace, and concentrate on finding love." "Sir, are you going to go and have fun by yourself?" "Please think about us too." "We're so lonely." "Jun-tae, come here." "How dare you say "have fun" to your boss?" "Don't you think you're going too far?" "Jun-tae, what type of girl do you like, then?" "What?" "It's ok." "Tell me, so I can introduce the right girl to you." "Oh, ok, first, she must be 5' 4" at least small face and nice long hair thin, and I'd like big boobs and a big butts." "The eyes should have double eyelids and be round..." "Stop..." "I got it, you idiot." "Hello." "Can I help you?" "Someone reported that you're making X-rated videos here." "X-rated videos?" "Isn't that it, over there?" "Have you seen a Santa in a porn film?" "Well, what's the title?" "Uh..."Happy Christmas"." ""Happy Christmas"?" "Oh, nice." "Well, make a good film then." "Cut, who's that over there?" "Someone watched!" "Good" "Good job" "Are you happy?" "Officer Sung." "Hello." "Why are you here?" "I came to install a patrol box here." "A patrol box?" "Yes." "From now on, I'm in charge of your safety." "You don't need to do that." "Officer Sung Byung-ki will always be within 3 minutes of you." "Remember that." "You can live safely from now on." "I gotta go now." "Thank you." "Hey, will you buy me an acorn jelly?" "Isn't it delicious?" "Try this." "Oh, too big?" "It's ok, give it to me." "Ok, it's very hot." "Say, what's that bag?" "What are you going to do on Christmas?" "I'm not sure." "But it's a special day." "I broke up with my boyfriend recently." "I dumped him but..." "I've liked guy with uniforms since I was very young." "I used to think they were special, but they're not." "Oh, you're wearing a uniform too." "I forgot." "They're not, except for you, Officer Seong." "Well, I'm not a special person really." "Would you like to go to an amusement park?" "You don't have a girlfriend?" "Well, no." "No girlfriend." "But there's someone I like." "I'm an expert in unrequited love." "Have you talked to her?" "Er... yes... a lot." "I even had a meal with her." "I'm curious, what kind of girls do policemen like." "Keep this on you." "Use it in emergencies." "Emergencies?" "You know, when people like Suk-doo bother you." "Well, he might not have a nice job, but he's a pure guy in other ways." "That bastard is pure?" "And when did the mafia become a job?" "He's a totally crazy, scummy, stupid bastard." "Why are you so mad?" "I think you're very cruel person, Officer Seong." "I saw this on TV, and when it shocked a puppy, it died." "Like this." "Because it's a damn anima the puppy died because it's a small?" "Animal." "Humans don't die like that." "Besides, that Seok-doo goon would never die from one shock." "Even five or six times wouldn't do." "Even if you zapped him in the head he wouldn't die." "Don't you believe me?" "You want me to try it?" "Ok, give it to me." "Er... do you really want me to do it?" "Now, the 12 candidates in the 18th Miss Spa contest will introduce themselves." "Please give each candidate a warm round of applause." "Clap please, clap." "I'd like to use English to make our spa town known to the world." "Remember, No. 5, Yu Myeong-sun." "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year." "Thank you." "Now, No. 8, Park Hyang-sook." "Hello." "My name is Hyang-sook, and I sell perfume." "I've always liked taking hot baths." "I'm crazy about spa" "I'd like to be a woman as warm as a spa." "Today, I'll let you know everything about me." "Remember me, No. 8, Park Hyang-sook." "Have a good time." "Dreams will come true." "Now, we'll see special performances by each candidate." "Go, go away, you're such a bad luck." "If I see you again, I'll rip your mouth off." "Park Hyang-sook, Park Hyang-sook." "Park Hyang-sook, Park Hyang-sook..." "And now, the winner." "The honorable 18th Miss Spa is..." "The one who made the excellent English speech..." "No. 5, Yu Myeong-sun!" "Congratulations." "Please, let's applaud her." "Thank you so much." "I'm so happy." "I think I am dreaming." "Dong-gwan, I'm moving to Seoul." "When?" "Before Christmas." "We're running away because my father went bankrupt." "Why at Christmas?" "I was going to tell you earlier, but you seemed to like me a lot." "Thank you so much." "Thank you for your kindness and support" "I'll join the festival again will be the Miss Spa" "Smellish woman, warmness woman like spa" "Park Hyang-sook, please remember" "Ok, next... is..." "Our boss will sing a song" "Boss" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Park Hyang-sook, wake up." "Are you ok?" "Hello." "Your friend seems quite drunk." "I'll take you home." " No, it's ok." " But she's very drunk." "Hey, are you ok?" "Stand up." "It's raining so heavily." "Look who's here..." "Aren't you Officer Seong?" "Quickly, get in the car hurry up" "Take this umbrella, ok?" "What's this?" "A present for you." "I put my heart in it." "I don't need this." "Please, open it." "It's expensive underwear." "I like the blood color very much." "And it's a C-cup." "I heard that boobs can grow bigger when you wear a big bra like feet growing into big shoes." "You talk like you've seen it" "I can know without seeing it" "I'll prepare something more special on your birthday." "Your birthday is Christmas, right?" "I'd love to see you wearing the underwear." "Why so surprised?" "Isn't it natural to want to see that?" "Natural!" "Natural." "Are you going now?" "Yes." "This is a Christmas present." "This is my TV." "Sir, how are things going these days?" "Is everything ok?" "It's almost Christmas." "Don't you think you should make a hot porn video?" "Min-kyung is not that kind of girl." "Sir, don't you think you're becoming too romantic?" "We gangsters have our own way of love." "Our own way of love?" "You know what I mean." "That's not important." "The important thing is getting her heart." "Didn't you already get her heart?" "Didn't you see the look in her eyes when you were singing?" "Why don't you invite her to the office?" "Then show her how romantic you are." " To the office?" " Yes." "I'll prepare things for you." "I'm a very lonely man." "I haven't had a real love until now." "And I went to jail two times." "I was in a jail last Christmas." "It was snowing outside, and the guards listened to carols all day." "And I cried..." "So, I decided." "If I get out of jail, I'll fall in love, for real with a beautiful, innocent girl like you." "I, Bang Sukdoo..." "Damn, what are those bastards doing now?" "What are you doing?" "You need to put feelings into it." "Well, if you're finished talking," "I'm going to go." "Min-kyeong, one more thing." "My mom didn't die on Christmas." "She had an affair and ran away." "I'm sorry, but she did died in my mind, on Christmas." "I love you Min-kyeong." "I wish I could taste the stew you made." "I don't have any feelings for you." "Isn't it natural for two lonely people to love together?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Stop it, no, no!" " Min-kyung." " What are you doing?" "I love you with my soul." "Now with my body, I mean it." "If you can stay with me, I'll quit this life and live properly." "I've made lots of money, too." "Wait, ok," "I'll do it." "Close your eyes" "Hey, why the long face?" "Cheer up." "It's always darkest before the dawn." "You'll have better days soon." "Did I tell you about my sister-in-law?" "She's a cheerleader." "I talked about you once." "Why don't you meet her?" "Hey, eat this before it gets cold." "Cheer up, young man." "And forget about the bowling girl." "I'm sure you'll like my sister-in-law more if you meet her." "The bowling girl didn't seem nice, all that drinking and vomiting..." "Walking around and taking care of drunks..." "Is it all police officers do?" "I can't stand it anymore." "I'm going to arrest that bastard right now and beat him senseless." "You'll see." "I'll arrest Bang Seok-doo with my own hands!" " Officer Sung." " Don't try to stop me, sir!" "I'm not trying to stop you." "I understand how you feel." "But the Northern Area Office is coming to inspect us so you have to help me with this." "Ok?" "I'm sorry Officer Sung." "24th, December" "Happy Christmas, thank you" "Thank you, good-bye." "Merry Christmas, thank you." " What's your shoe size?" " 7!" " 6!" " 8!" "6?" "8?" "What's your size?" "C-cup." "Come to the Sexy Palace at 10 pm so you can cut your birthday cake." "I've never lost anything until now." "When I was a kid, I stole my brother's chocolate so he bloodied my nose." "But he couldn't take the chocolate from me." "I wonder if you could guess what it would be like?" "I was told to bring you later." "This winter..." "I was so happy making" ""Ero Christmas" this winter." "I would like to thank the actors and actresses for taking off their clothes in the cold mountains and the director and staff." "Thank you." "This is a big hit!" "8,000 copies!" "Hit!" "Hit!" "Why is it so noisy outside?" "Did a baseball team arrive?" "Filmmakers, sir." ""Ero Christmas."" "Ero?" "Yes, it's a very hot film." "The actress is very nice." "Would you like to meet her, sir?" "Don't make trouble." "Ok, sir.?" "We prepared this for you." "Open it." "Wake up." "Cheers." "Merry Christmas." "Merry Christmas." "Let's eat." "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year." "Happy New Year." "Hey, cheer up." "Bo-young will bring you the girl playing the drums." "I'm ok." "Why aren't the other people here yet?" "You know what, this girl would never move to another town and her hands are very strong." "She's a human flatfish." "How can a human be a flatfish?" "Dong-gwan, what's wrong with you?" "Are you my nut-buddy?" "Don't say "nut buddy" to me again, ok?" "Hey, where you're going?" "Going to take a piss." "One more time." "Come on, you piece of crap, come on." "Ouch." "Damn it." "Let me ask you something." "Why do you hate me so much?" " Hot water in the spa." " What?" "Hey, wait." "Hold on." "Hey!" "Stop, stop it!" "You jerk, let me go." "Ok, today, you and I are dying together." "Hey, Byeong-ki, are you ok?" "Is your arm broken?" "Let's go to hospital." "Min-kyung, what are you doing tonight?" "Would you like a cup of coffee with me?" "Or how about a dinner?" "Do you like shrimp?" "I know very nice restaurant they have shrimp fried rice, fried shrimps, and a lot more." "Hello." "Happy birthday." "You seem to lose your bags often, so I picked very bright color." "It's so pretty." "Hey, give me a cigarette." "Give me a cigarette." "Just give me one cigarette." "Huh?" "I said stop it." "Don't bother me." "Give me a cigarette, damn it." "Damn it!" "You freak, stop it, stop it, stop it." "Do you know who I am?" "Someone dreams ero Christmas" "Someone dreams White Christmas" "Everybody dreams something special" "Hey!" "Santa!" "Thanks" "I'm so happy" "Give me a present" "Hey Beung-ki, too fast" "There was a boy who was very interested in sex..." "He would stop crying only when he saw a dirty picture." "His mom was so worried,she sent him to a temple and after 18 years, this boy became" "a real Casanova." "This film is going to be made in Japan." "I reserved a terrific temple already." "After this work is done, let's rest a few days in the spa there." "A spa in Japan?" "Wow." "Are we really going to Japan?"