" Howdy , Roy !" "Bold bike." " Shut up you." "VROM" " VROM !" "You will not put you a little, little girl ?" "You look a little scho out." "Maybe you and I should find a little more all right place to eat breakfast?" "Where smoke well breakfast." "Norwegian lyrics :" "Ellen Prytz" "There are no wars in Muriburiland ." "No social ladders in Muriburiland ." "A lonely troubadour the yuppie culture." "Gnu is friends with tiger in Muriburiland ." "There are no drugs in Muriburiland ." "And all have houses in Muriburiland ." "They have traded prophet with solidarity." "Cat 's friend in mice in Muriburiland ." "When it's time to blow away the current second highlight:" "Beetroot soup spring." " There you go ." "Can not you take some beetroot , you too?" "No ..." "It is only one of many things here that are too red ." " Oh, how cute they were." "Yeah , is not it ?" "Thank Puppet Theatre ." "It was absolutely brilliant , really." "Right?" " Thank you." " Asmund is an amazing director." "Before he went pedagogy five years in a puppetry school in Prague." " Oi !" "It is impressive." "That explains it." "Political your opinions were destroyed when you went to school in Russia." "Prague is not in Russia , but in the Czech Republic." "It's the same shit ." " Do not start talking about politics ." "Did not you hear what he teaches the kids ?" "He is redder than bavianrumpe !" "I do not apologize !" "Ronald Reagan was not demolished Berlin Wall by asking the communists to apologize !" "Look here , I packed everything ready ." "Here's porridge , smoothies and milk." "Here's diapers and longs and bodysuits ." "That as it is now , use wool." "But if it gets below 10 degrees , when you take them out." "Should not you be with us ?" "You have not forgotten ?" "I shall seminar in Oslo." "They get me here ." "Wait , wait ..." "If you travel , you must take the kids ." "It is absolutely hysterical in the club." "Dear my friend ." "Your paternity leave begins today ." " Dad -what- for - nothing ?" "Dad Portfolio ." "Thought it was a financial arrangement ." "I start work today , and you have kids until they start kindergarten." "I do not have time for this now." "I can not bring the kids to Oslo." "Ok ?" " Cheers!" "Mom is coming soon !" " Eh ..." "It was only ..." "No, what fa ..." "What the hell is ..." "U?" "!" "Bear gulps them in place ." "Should not these kids be in kindergarten ?" "They must be one years first, so boss is reasonably stressed ." "Pierre Robert ?" "If you buy the panties to the supermarket ?" " Is there anything g?" "rent with it ?" "Maybe not, if it is so far the lady who visits with you ." "I have no panties on me." "Free throw ." "Dick right in the liner." "Of course he does ." "Yes ?" "Play or ?" "You're the little one." "I throw myself ." "Come on , Uncle Terry !" "What 's he doing in there?" " Yes." "Here you are." " Yes." "I need some Tyrantex ." " Terradex ." "Yes." "It's prescription." "Please." "I go to the toilet every six minutes ." "My prostate is as big as a melon in this Scandinavian climate ." "Yes." "You really have my deepest sympathy ." "But in Norway we have very strict rules, so people do not abuse drugs ." " There are many abusers." " Do I look like a pee medicine junkie ?" "Do you think I will take an overdose of pills prostate ?" "This is not my rules ." "It stands on the computer " " That this medication is prescription , and if you have not ..." "Don !" "I'll just check my pockets again!" "Here !" "Where is the damn recipe !" "Terradex !" "Assholes , the whole gang!" "Idiots !" "It is crawling with them here !" "Do not ask , dammit !" "Damn kukksugere !" "Damn kukksugere !" "What's going on ?" " We got mail !" ""According to our information you owe us a Ferrari and a brother . "" "" Meet us at the waffle booth at . 12 in the morning , otherwise the more things go in the air. "" " Do they have blown your bike ?" " Electric scooter from Aids ." "Should we go into hiding or something?" "It will never happen that I go under soil due . shit boot of a brit bastard !" "Hey , guys !" "Now it's very crisis here !" "We're out of Spenol !" "Do not just stand and shine on!" "Bjorn is completely red Rassa !" "Here we have a man who can prioritize." "I am sorry that they are a bit faded , " " But I was probably still a little angry when I chose them." "Yes, yes , but still." "Flowers ." "Thank you , Arve ." "Think that it would come to this." " The best solution for all parties." "Magnanimous of you to withdraw without making noise ." "This is bullshit ." "Will write what I would prefer , and the publisher canine sequel." " Oh my God!" " Relax, Arve ." "?" "stmark do not to be this time." "Thank you ." "Leader!" "Just got your message about an armed robbery !" "Pharmacy ." "The only thing they took , was medicine for frequent urination ." "Maybe it could be our guy." " You are right." " If you take the case?" " I work not in the field." "We do not focus on something that we are been fooled by a fake Scotland Yard agent." "David ..." "Today you need Lillehammer ." "All right , boss." " Good ." "He was not exactly high." "But he was not exactly low either." "But ... more like this ..." "Do you take omega -3, or ?" "It is good for the memory ." " Do you take vitamin D ?" " No ." "It's good for like sallow , yellowish skin ." "Yes." "I can get some vitamin D ." "Should have some antihistamines anyway." "Yes , I can imagine ." "Some of you who frequent the Olympian Pub ?" "No, God a ' me." "It's sure he ..." "It must be he ... with his pistol ." "So you have brought some muscle ?" " Yes." "We have a training program ." "So funny you are." "Just as funny as the Norwegian fools ." "Who are fools , remains to be seen ." "Shall we do some business ?" "To show that we have honorable intentions , taking we are part of the blame for the car disappeared ." "But your brother's death we have nothing to do with ." "A certain car dealer suggested it could be you." "What about you , buddy ?" "Will you confess a little murderous knitting ?" "All respect for the dead , but your brother was a crook ." "It was only a matter of time ." "I not telling you anything you do not already know ." "If you want to be a dork , or take the money?" "It's forgiveness that sets humans from animals." "Right?" "Yes, all right ." "He's the guy with the Kaps ." "We visit him tomorrow ." "Have you seen this guy ?" "No, can not help you there ." " Sometimes I do not know my wife again ." " Lucky for you." " What ?" "No, nothing." "Can get ginger ale ." "There is a serious disorder ." " Where is he cops." " Following him for us ?" "I'm not at work with cops in heels ." "All right , Rosey , go and seduce him ." "Help us get rid of him ." " Hope this stool is not busy." "Ahh ...." "For a girl like you is well most stools available ." "Oh, a real charmer ." "I like that." "Gin and tonic." " So what do you do , mustache ?" " Eh ..." "I'm actually a police officer." " You work well under cover, then?" " Yes." "Well ..." "I am looking for some countrymen of yours." "Have you seen any?" "The only Brit I've met here , is Beefeater London Dry ." "Can I ask you a question?" "Is it true what they say ?" "The fact that redheads have more fun." " I think the blondes ." " Oh ." "So we get costly ?" "You ..." "You have beautiful eyes ." "Ah ..." "I 'm at work , so ..." "I ... just ..." "Hey !" "What does this mean?" "It's nut allergy." "Have you ever been naughty ?" "Well ..." "Eh ..." "Damn !" "Good night, Sherlock ." "What is going on here ?" "How are you ?" "We found that the playground should sprites up a bit, so we brought a small gift." "Yes." "And all we want from you is a little forethought ." "Get my kids into kindergarten." "Do I understand you right ?" "Are you sneaking in line with a tasteless inflatables ?" "Yes." "And if necessary Venues I have a Muriburi theme park ." "Muriburiland is not for sale !" "Plastikkdoninga going away within ten minutes!" "If I contact the police." " Gay !" " We will have inflatable !" "Wait a minute." "Are there any of you who speaks English?" "What would you think about Owning the inflatable ?" "It had been very good." "You must do me a small favor ." "You know it Muriburi Puppet Theatre ..." "I want you to tear it down." "Destroy it completely." " Capisce ?" " Capisce ." "My boy , Now was the king of your own castle ." " Just luck that this went well." " What really happened here?" "Manufacturing defect ." "Is he the gas tank that went in the air." "Yes, but this here is the electric." "That's not the point ." "The point is that I need a new one." "Now would be a lot of things that must be clarified before it ." "To heat Assistive you are not particularly helpful." "Hey !" "Hello !" "Torgeir !" "Nice to see you again." "Svipp to me down at the diner Thirteen ?" "You ..." "Now I'm actually home and make me a Grandis , so ..." "Grandis ?" "Grandis sounds good." "Yes ..." "Come on !" "Tighten up the spikes ." "You damage your floor ." "The floor here can withstand the most part, but it does not make my back ." "Hey , Vidar !" "Where 's the can yours?" "Up the stairs." "Did you miss me ?" "Ouch!" " Damn !" " Oh my God !" "It was exactly this type of stress the doctor said I had to avoid!" "Hell !" "Asshole !" "The fucking psycho waiting for us with machine guns !" "The leader !" "Home !" "If Roy had been and just ..." "Who's at the door ?" " You just have to lock all doors and ..." "Hey !" "Are you English?" " No ." "Relax, I'm Norwegian ." " Torgeir , who's at the door ?" "You're in the door!" "Do not drop into some Englishmen !" "Not someone who resembles either!" "To fix the mouth against the bad guys " " And then squeeze the trigger." "Like that ." "Oi ..." "Wait a minute." "Here's the new ..." " Pang !" "Pang !" "Pang !" "Is it smart to let kiden have the gunnern ?" "The fuse was ." "You think I'm an irresponsible parent?" "Please give the security guys ." "Top - people ." " Really?" "Let me consider it." "It's Tor Erik ." "He is just returned home from Afghanistan." "Eksmilit?" "r ." "Lasse ." "Ekspurk ." "Sacked for played confessions out of suspects." "And say hello to my little friend Odd Johaug ." "Security guard at several Hells Angels Christmas and six years on whaling ship." " Eh ...?" "Odd Hog ...?" "Odd Johaug ." "We call him Oddjob ." "Ok ?" "All right , sir ." " Good setting." "How is it possible to mess with this?" "He had reinforcements !" " The fucking cripple ?" "Uncle Terry , you were the the worst bastard on the northern stands ." "I'm still so show some respect !" "Oh, so you want respect ?" "I want revenge , damn it !" "We will find a solution." "Did not car dealer that guy had a brother ?" "So why do not we take him instead?" " A brother to a brother ." " Yes." "A brother to a brother ." "Come on, Randi !" "A bus driver, a bus driver , It is a man of good humor ." "And he's not a good mood, he is no bus driver ." "A bus driver, a bus driver , It is a man of good humor ." "On these trips ours, which I hope and think is a very nice tradition " " There are two things that are in focus." "It is trim and integration." "Or " trimigrering " , as I call it ." "In that regard , we have made ?" "a small package to you ." "A trimigreringspakke ." "I'm not very fond of snow." " Cheer up !" "You would not want the feisty young girl - your body will drown in Valka and fat?" "Jan, then!" "A bus driver, a bus driver , He is a man of good humor ." "And he's not a good mood ..." "They stopped here for an hour." "They will Gjendesheim , and our man is the driver ." " Great ." "What was it again?" " Gjendesheim ." " Gjendesheim ." " The destination Gjendesheim not exist." " Gjendesheim ." " The destination Gjendesheim not exist." "Fucking shit !" "The destination J?" "vladrit Located 1996 km to the southeast." "While you have you played with video their computers , " " I found it in the old way on a fucking map!" "One , two, three !" "As Spelmann He had a single cow." "He changed the cow , received a fiddle again ." "You old , good violin ..." "How are you ?" " Hey ." "Colorful thread you have here." "Can not quite place you ." "What is your role in all this ?" "He's bus ..." "No, it's ..." " I am a refugee." " Oh, poor you ." "Where have you been, buddy ?" "I'll be ... from Poland." "Many wars in Poland at present?" "We have ... some ... conflicts." "Excuse me , I just have to go somewhere." "Watch this exact match shoulder, Johnny ." "You are not properly nailed ." "Now there is an odor here that fucker with my concentration ." "The little lady has certainly found at some pranks ." "Some volunteers ?" "I 'll help you." "See here ..." "What 's up , my brother ?" "Shit !" "Come on !" "Yes!" "Okay ." "Okay, my friend !" "You have come to the station!" "Check the gun in the glove compartment !" "Are you armed ?" "What should I do , boss?" " Go back and fix the diapers ." "Come on !" "Continue to walk your fat pig !" "This is perfect ." "Start digging!" "How are you?" "Nice dog." "That's all right." "Just looking for a little ride." "Come on !" "You first." "Cheers!" "Get down there, damn it !" "Damn !" "Damn !" "Roar !" "Hell , ass !" "Roar !" "Now the ball not on, boy !" "Move!" "Oh, hell !" "What kind of fabric you go on in this country ?" "We have to move on." "Come on !" "I'm freezing my balls off me !" "Pussy !" "Roar !" "Call him again ." "It will be dark soon." "Just do it, Ter !" "But I'm not ready to dig !" "I love England!" "Piccadilly Circus and fish and chips and the Hippodrome and Lady Di !" "God bless our good Queen ..." "It's the American tune !" " Do it , Ter !" "Wait!" "Glad you called." "There is something I want you to hear." "Listen to this ." "Torgeir , you must help me !" "They will shoot me , dammit !" " I will talk to my brother , asshole !" "Or ...?" "Otherwise ..." "Otherwise I'll fucking ..." "We suggest the following :" "Meet us Gjendesheim , the cabin " " And ... my husband change places with his brother ." "Really?" "So killer pig will confess ?" "What made ?" "him change his mind ?" "You of all people should understand how attached brothers to each other." "We let this big fat bastard go." " You have a plan , right?" "I'm working on it." "Are you sure that this sign shows the way to the cabin ?" " It's Gjendesheim , right?" "But I thought you said we came from there ?" "But in the book it says to always follow the red T 's." "I have never been so cold in hell before ." "Whose idea was this?" "What ?" "OMG ..." "Stop !" "Come on, man !" "Help!" "Continue to swim , brit bastard !" "England is on the way." "I hate this fucking country!" "Roar ?" "Do not fall asleep now !" " I am so damn cold ." " Take off your clothes ." " I ..." "I'm freezing to death , Torgeir ." " Must he in the hospital ?" " No ." "I learned it in Boy Scouts ." "We must use body heat." "Come here !" " Like that , yes ." " I am so cold ." "Oh, it was delicious !" "Oh my God , it was delicious !" " See !" "A red T!" " There is no red T. It's my nose ." "What 's the fucking point?" "Have you ever seen ..." "one fresher starry sky ?" "If we see Jesus ' sky , Uncle Terry ?" "I went for a walk to the beautiful harbor to enjoy the sea and salt air ." "Then I heard an old fisherman singing a song :" "" Take me with you , guys, I do not have much time left . "" "" Wrap me in oilskins and jumper. "" "" No more will you see me in the harbor. "" "" Tell my shipmates I 'm going ... "" "Okay, lovebirds !" "End stop !" "Out with you !" " Cruising in bed, both of you!" " Yes." " Each of you !" " Yes." "What a trip !" "Why are you so damn bland ?" "Are you so happy to rest against a naked man ?" "That's what I do not get ." "Thought of Scouts as I lay until the walrus body." "In Scouts we shared sleeping bag all the time." "For seven years I went to scout without having one Benn, somehow." "Bottom line :" "I'm not a homo dew ." "Having only been a little stressed in nepa for it." "It is not a program on this body who fancy cock." "Can you cut it derre kukpreiket ?" "I was about to daue , damn !" "Can not we just sit here and watch TV for two minutes and shut up ?" "What the fuck ?" "Was it something special?" " We only freezes a little , " " So we wondered if you could come and warm ourselves a little ?" "You will find the jack , you know ." "So you are good and hot." " It was perhaps not so good, that here ?" " No ." "But thank you for coming ." "Do you have any tips the next time I'm going for a job interview ?" "Yes." "One thing:" "Still sober." "Uff ..." "Where in the world are these idiots ?" "I do everything online . after David was sick , it's completely hopeless." "Look at these guns we got from Oslo." "What is the back and forward them?" "We need one that has a little more ..." "What do they call it ?" "Street cred ." "The English tourists who were found by the popular tourist cabin Gjendesheim , " " Are now confirmed dead ." "Regional Manager of the Red Cross , Steinar Olden , What 's your response to the accident ?" "Knock, knock !" "What can I do for you ?" "Shall provide the kids ." "They begin today ." "It can not be right ?" "Henriksen twins , right?" " They do not start until about two months." " Are you sure?" "One hundred percent." "I warn you : no more rowdy bars !" "It might work in the United States , but not here at Little Muri !" "Okay ." "I should go." "I bring my rowdy bars ." "It was one thing ..." "A cute little boy came up to me " " And said something about a violent episode." "Olaf !" "Something about a child molester which was about to rip off his ear ." "Who was it again?" "What ?" "Was it Uncle Asmund ?" "What are you doing now?" "Well ..." "The boy witnesses." "Yes." "Let's see ..." "Yes, you have ..." "You've been in NCIS , and most recently in PST , I see." "What makes a woman with such a CV to To apply for a job as sheriff in Lillehammer ?" " Do we really go through this?" "Now , that's the sort of a job interview, then." "I have a personnel matter ." "Can you say more about that ?" " No ." "Arve , I go home ." " We 've all have a past." " Yes." "But I always been good to put things behind me." "And I always get the job done efficiently without chitchat ." "There is a P30 ." "Yes." "Right." "When can you start?"