"Sukoshi miageta sora" "Dekisugita nichijou" "Se wo mukeru tabi ni tsubuyaku dake" "Doko ni ikeba lino sonna kao shiteru kimi to" "Doko ni ikeba lino sonna kao shiteru kimi to" "Rojiura no kage" "Tokei no hari ga tomatta jikan wo nurikaete" "Tokei no hari ga tomatta jikan wo nurikaete" "Sashinobeta ryoute kamiawanai pazuru" "Okizari ni shiteta futari deau made" "Nakushiteta nani ka" "Saigo no kakera wo torimodoshite" "Aruki dasou" "She appears to be an ordinary girl." "she turns out to be a goddess" "Who has come to rescue the main character from hikikomori." "Period." "Ridiculous..." "Yamazaki... \cH000000\3cH000000)}Gohan" "Yamazaki..." "You gotta respect those guys who make gal games." "It's amazing how they can come up with so many different cute female characters." "But I'm clueless when it comes to what girls are like in real life." "I naturally have my limitations." "I think you have misguided ideas at the fundamental level." "Huh?" "What do you think the gal game users are looking for in the game?" "To escape reality!" "To escape reality?" "Wanna know why?" "Because real life is filled with pain!" "Girls who make fun of us men!" "Girls who look down on us men!" "That fuckin' bitch who was cheating on me with that convenience store manager!" "That junior-college student who toyed with my innocent youth!" "Girls in real life are simply no good!" "That's precisely why it's essential that girls in gal games are made to suit our every whim and fancy!" "They fall in love with the main character for no reason." "They approach the main character innocently." "They have no ulterior motives and never betray the main character!" "We creators are obligated to create characters that could not possibly exist in the real world!" "I see!" "Yamazaki!" "I have a vision of the kind of characters I must create!" "This is it!" "They fall in love with the main character for no reason." "They approach the main character innocently. 172)}...characters that could not possibly exist in the real world." "They approach the main character innocently." "They have no ulterior motives and never betray the main character!" "Characters that could not possibly exist in the real world!" "This is exactly what I just said!" "popular characters in gal games tend to follow certain patterns." "what are those patterns?" "Pattern One!" "She's your childhood friend!" "Childhood friend..." "The fact that you've been good friends since childhood helps develop a strong bond between the two of you." "You know we used to go see the cherry blossoms together a lot." "Do you remember that? and you can create heroines who are perfect for you in every way!" "Tatchan." "I see..." "Pattern Two!" "She's a maid!" "Maid!" "Aren't maids kind of..." "Wrong!" "Maids in the gal games are like this!" "A special aspect of the maids' occupation is that it entails a master-servant relationship between the main character and them!" "{\alphaH40}Welcome home!" "Master! you should be able to create ideal heroines who are perfect for you in every way!" "Master... eh?" "memo..." "Pattern Three!" "Robot!" "Robot!" "I thought we were going to make a gal game." "I'm talking about a humanoid robot like this!" "She looks and functions just like a real human." "so she won't disobey humans!" "sir." "I will execute your command. you should be able to create ideal heroines who are perfect for you in every way! but I would like to be with you forever." "eh?" "that's how it works." "memo... perfect for you in every way!" "She falls in love with the main character for no reason." "95)}They fall in love with the main character for no reason." "138)}They approach the main character innocently." "and never betray the main character." "She approaches the main character innocently." "I have come to rescue you." "She has no ulterior motives and never betrays the main character." "in fact it's perfect for my project if you're that way." "It can't be..." "Ten more days till our meeting." "Sato-kun." "207)\cHA3A2E4}RINGO 260))}You need to listen to your senior and do as you're told!" "You need to listen to your senior and do as you're told! huh?" "229)\cHA3A2E4}She sat down on the bed and now she's staring at me." "207)\cHA3A2E4}RINGO 230)}..." "Believe it or not I'm shy too... 265)}She said it so quietly that I almost couldn't hear her... 230)}I want you to take my clothes off." "230)}Ouch!" "278)}Do it slower!" "279)}Be more gentle." "232)}Do something instead of just sitting there and staring at me!" "280)}Y-You can try to... k-kiss me..." "Senpai?" "Are you sure you're okay with this?" ""Let's play cards!" "I'm not talking about playing cards." "I'm talking about people beyond the sea or the atomic element that blocks light or the fungus component contained in our food or the viridian that has disappeared from the map..." "That story again?" "!" "Give me a break!" "us." "Sato-kun?" "There are conspiracies that we can do nothing about in this world." "I could do it as many times as I want." "It's been two days!" "But you tell me you haven't come up with anything?" "!" "I'm sorry." "didn't I?" "!" "It should be easy if you just follow those patterns! I don't have a beautiful childhood friend." "And it's not like I can afford a maid." "a robot is out of question." "Are you still hung up on reality?" "!" "haven't I?" "!" "But it'd still be easier for me to write the script if there were models and stuff." "Models?" "right?" "Y..." "Yeah..." "Stop it!" "I said stop it!" "right?" "I think I know where to go for that." "Let's go check it out!" "remember?" "I've been doing this for three years!" "I'm hard-core hikikomori!" "What makes you think that I'd go outside in broad daylight?" "But you went outside with no problem the other day!" "And you dragged me with you too!" "I didn't know what I was doing then!" "I'll be with you the whole time!" "Impossible!" "Then should I call the police?" "Huh?" "I've noticed that a lot of food's gone missing from my apartment lately." "185)}Okinawa Noodles 408)}Okinawa Noodles" "132)}Okinawa Noodles stuff that's available only in Okinawa." "that's an item hikikomori people would never be able to get their hands on." "Either you go with the police or go with me." "One of the two." "Impossible..." "Impossible... all your impossibilities would go out the window!" "{\alphaH40}I give up!" "I give up!" "Where are we going?" "To the Holy Land of the gal game players!" "Holy Land?" "201)\frz333.526\fnSegoe Print}Koichu" "108)\3cH61FF82\fnSegoe Print}Na 108)\fnSegoe Print}Na" "145)\3cH5B5AFD\fnSegoe Print}tsu 145)\fnSegoe Print}tsu" "180)\cHD0FDFF\3cH38FCF3\fnSegoe Print}i 180)\cHD0FDFF\3cH44C1C3\fnSegoe Print}i" "223)\cHFFEDFF\3cHFF37FE\fnSegoe Print}ro 223)\cHFFEDFF\3cHA354B3\fnSegoe Print}ro" "262)\3cH37C6F9\fnSegoe Print}Bi 262)\fnSegoe Print}Bi" "294)\3cHDFEF40\fnSegoe Print}yori 294)\fnSegoe Print}yori" "This is indeed the Holy Land..." "Sato-san." "A coffee shop?" "Master!" "There are maids?" "! Master." "Excuse me." "This is a sub-culture that Japan prides itself on!" "They're called Maid Café's!" "Maid Café?" "It costs you a lot of money to hire a real maid at home." "it's impossible." "But this place lets you enjoy being a "master" at a reasonable price!" "Maid Café's are a realization of the gal game players' dreams!" "Have a good day!" "why don't we do some research on the market's trends and measures?" "Huh?" "This doujinshi shop has the widest selection in Japan!" "Uh huh..." "I think I've seen this on TV." "54)}Mm!" "138)\frz329.718}No... 206)}I shouldn't do this... 24)\cH777777}Mm!" "95)}Mm... 53)}Ah... 245)}Ah!" "What do you think?" "doing stuff like this and that!" "Is it really okay to sell stuff like this?" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Purupuru pururin pururin" "Whoa!" "This is Pururin illustrated by the artist Ooiwa!" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Purupuru pururin purupururin this book is the limited edition that's only available at the event!" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Purupuru pururin pururin" "I'm so lucky!" "I'm so gonna buy this right now!" "Sweet!" "The Pururin body pillow is finally on sale!" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}For some reason" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}The cell phone isn't enough for girls to go on with their lives 1339)}Robotman" "343)}Robomachine" "I haven't seen this for a long time... {\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}It's important that her heart swells with love and courage" "I didn't know this figurine still existed." "but it sure looks a lot nicer than before." "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}I am pururin purupururin" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Pururin purupururin" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Rinrin purupuru pururin pururu but it's still..." "Excuse me!" "Are you all right?" "Huh?" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}It's soft like a marshmallow 1810)\t(\fscx132.5\fscy118.75)\3cHFFFFFC\bord4}scale" "1810)\t(\fscx132.5\fscy118.75)}scale 1810)\t(\fscx41.25\fscy45)}MIO" "1810)\t(\fscx41.25\fscy45)}MIO" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}My eyes get teary" "Real-size figure?" "dreams and hopes 000 yen?" "!" "Jeez... {\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}That is me!" "Misao..." "Purupuru pururin... {\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Purupuru pururin pururin" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Purupuru pururin purupururin" "Purupuru pururin puru pururin... {\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Purupuru pururin pururin" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}For some reason" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Sending emails isn't good enough for girls" "White... {\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Fill my voice mail with your voice" "What do you think?" "isn't it?" "Wh..." "What are you talking about?" "I was just... {\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}I need excitement you know." "It's got a really good reputation among the die-hard fans too!" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}I am pururin purupururin" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Pururin purupururin" "I was just fixing my shoe lace and... the skirt comes off!" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Rinrin purupurupururin pururu" "What?" "!" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Magical power is right here" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}I can't help feeling happy" "{\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}A dream is a hope and a hope is a dream so..." "Sato-san... {\an8\alphaH20\cHF9F94A}Magical girl" "The most important thing for us creators is to understand the users' feelings." "it might be you!" "it's necessary to behave as they do." "But that's..." "Misao is crying." "What?" "Thank you!" "Yamazaki?" "This Misao was the last one in stock." "133)}Misao Honda" "I feel really lucky now." "Get it the moment you see it!" "That is the Golden Rule when you make a pilgrimage to the Holy Land!" "huh?" "I'm sure you were destined to find that figurine today." "You're right." "138)\cHFFDAFF}with Misao-tan 138)\cHFFDAFF\3cHE6BCB3}with Misao-tan" "179)}FAN DISC this is..." "That's a game character's '"fan disc." "It contains desktop accessories and mini-games." "huh?" "It's hard to decide... remember the Golden Rule when you make a pilgrimage to the Holy Land?" "Get it..." "The moment you see it!" "I had no idea a world like this even existed." "Viva otaku culture!" "Nothing can beat "moe"!" "Take a look at this figurine!" "that's awesome!" "right?" "Buying all five volumes together?" "!" "Will you be able to survive the rest of this month?" "What are you talking about?" "I wouldn't mind dying from hunger!" "Look at you!" "You sure bought a lot of stuff yourself!" "you know." "Is that everything you've ordered?" "Please enjoy." "let's get to the subject." "What would you need to make a gal game?" "it is "passion"!" "No masterpiece is ever created without passion." "Right... and game content has become overly-uniform of late." "I can't stand watching it!" "You must absolutely respect the users' needs!" "Doing what everybody else is doing will never take you to the top." "Therefore! but at the same time something that would completely turn their world upside down! but at the same time redefine them in a major way!" "Exactly!" "Seeing you recognize that makes having taken you to the Holy Land worthwhile." "Sato-san?" "The pilgrimage to the Holy Land has violently energized my brain!" "Something..." "Something new is about to be born within me!" "Whoa..." "Here it comes!" "I got an idea for the heroine of our game!" "Are you serious?" "!" "She's your childhood friend / classmate / next door neighbor!" "she's also a maid!" "Sato-san..." "You are..." "Huh?" "That's great!" "That's super moe!" "I can feel my creative energy flowing through my body!" "I'm gonna draw it up really quick!" "I wasn't done yet." "she was the main character's girlfriend in his previous life!" "That's excellent!" "It's super moe!" "she's very sickly and the main character is the only person she can rely on!" "This is incredible!" "It's so nice! and suffered injuries that require a whole year to fully recover from!" "Excellent!" "10344)}Cosplay Cafe 10344)}Millefeuille" "But the truth is that she's a ghost!" "It's great!" "But the truth is that she's a ghost!" "she's an alien!" "But her real identity turns out to be the reincarnation of a fox from space!" "It's perfect." "What the hell is this?" "She's the heroine of our game!" "an alien and an incarnation of a fox!" "start writing the scenario using this character!" "Like hell I will!" "I drew it just like you said... don't you think?" "you're supposed to stop me and ask questions." "We got kicked out of the café because you started going crazy all of a sudden." "I forgot something in the store we were at earlier!" "I'll go get it!" "Later..." "Here..." "This is the contract." "don't you?" "I'll tell you how once you sign the contract!" "Are you sure you're okay with this?" "Sato-kun?" "I knew it was you!" "no see." "93)}Episode 04 211)}Welcome to the New World!" "Senpai?" "odoru akachan ningen" "Hito wa hadaka de" "Umareta toki wa" "Dare mo aisare" "Onaji hazu ga" "Doushite nanoda" "Ikite iku uchi" "Sadame wa wakare" "Mugoi kurai da" "Hito no me mitari" "Mirenakattari" "Koi wo shittari" "Shirenakattari" "Sorenara boku wa" "Isso naritai" "Shinu made baby akachan ningen nante kawaii baby!" "Aishitaku naru wa!" "Omou tsubo daze!" "Umaku itta ze!" "Kanojo daita akago jitsu wa akachan ningen" "Adokenasa no ura de ababa hokusoemu nosa" "Adokenasa no ura de ababa hokusoemu nosa" "Kimi mo nareyo raku de iize baby human" "Kimi mo nareyo raku de iize baby human" "Ababa ababa odore fuyase soshite uchu e" "Ababa ababa odore fuyase soshite uchu e" "Kasei e" "Dosei e" "Ginga e!" "Odoru yo" "Akachan ningen" "Odoru yo" "Akachan ningen" "can I see you again?" "Huh?" "Now I'd like to begin the lecture on how to escape from hikikomori!" ""Welcome to Counseling!" "81)}Next Episode 213)}Welcome to Counseling!"