"synccorrectionbyf1nc0" "El Gato!" "2x06- "Spells"" "Good, Kid Pickles, very good." "You really opened your eyes to an unsettling degree." "Vina, your turn." "No, no." "Like this." "Holy smokes!" " Oh..." "Now that the Junior Puss Squad are official town protectors, it is important that all of you learn to use all of your skills." "You must be ready for anything." "I always am, boss." "Toby, what are you doing?" "I'm showing Kid Pickles that he isn't ready for anything." "You made an enemy today, pig." " No, no, Kid Pickles." "Enemies do not come from within these walls." "Only from without." "Who's gonna save us?" "A battle trumpet." "From without, as I said." "Surrender this town in the name of El Moco's juggernautical army." "What army, exactly?" "The army of the fearsome El Moco, which numbers in the hundreds." "Back there." "Please, look behind you." "Today's not Friday, is it?" "It is Thursday." " Ah." "The invasion is on Friday." "Doesn't it feel like a Friday?" "It feels like Friday." "This must be embarrassing for you." "Very." "But, we'll be back." "We're coming with a giant army tomorrow to destroy your town!" "It's a surprise, though." "So don't tell anyone, okay?" "Okay." "Uh, my horn?" "I appreciate it." "Hm." " What's up?" "Did I, like, miss something?" "We are not equipped to handle an army!" " We are the doomed!" "Fear not!" "I have a plan." "Does your plan include leaving the fate of San Lorenzo in the small hands of children?" "The Junior Puss Squad is a highly capable..." "Can't catch my tail." "Aah!" "No!" "That is not my plan." "My plan involves, uh..." "Artephius restoring the spell that once protected this town." "What was that?" "Much better." "Artephius?" "My friend?" "I could not help but notice something, eh... exploded in here?" "Puss!" "Oh, you're just in time for the surprise party." "Eh?" "What surprise party is that?" "Why, Owlberto's." "Who is Owlberto?" "Is there an orphan I do not know about?" "Oh, you're standing in Owlberto right now!" "Owlberto is my shop and it's his birthday." "I opened Owlberto 40 years ago today." "Or was it 200?" "Three?" "A million?" "Ah, who can say?" "Years!" "Who knows?" "But days." "Haha!" "Days are certain." "And this day is special." "Oh, Happy Birthday, old friend." " Artephius." "We do not have time for the birthday of a building." "El Moco's army is coming tomorrow." "I need you to restore the protective spell, quickly!" "Oh, I can't do that." "Not without the scroll." " What is it?" "It's a piece of paper all rolled up on itself and..." "I know what a scroll is!" "What scroll do you mean?" "Well, I had a scroll with the recipe for Sino's protective spell on it." "I know it's around here somewhere, I just gotta find it." "We have no time for a recipe." "Just tell me what to pour into where." "I will do it faster than it has ever been done before." "Do what?" "Oh, sorry, I was looking at this owl and..." "Hey, I have a hand!" "Weird." "Artephius, we are running out of time." "You must focus!" "I'm on it." "Whatever it is." "If this is to be done quickly, I must do it myself." "Spells should not take so long." "Maybe just one tiny drop." "Night terrors!" "Night terrors!" "Night terrors!" "Whee!" "They're alive!" "They're alive!" "Oh..." "Ow!" "Hey, wait, what's going on here?" "Back, you macramé demons!" "Puss, what did you..." " Nothing." "Something." "I was helping." "Uh-oh." " Look out!" "That is a big birdhouse." "Owlberto, you're alive!" "Hap..." "Whoa!" "What is that?" "Everyone, inside!" "Whoa!" " Puss!" "Toby!" "Hey, watch the leather!" "Did you see that?" "I fended off a house monster a thousand times my size!" "Sometimes, I amaze even myself." "Whoa!" " Oh!" "Puss in the Boots, how did that shop come to life?" "Oh, uh... well, it is hard to say, really." "Probably no one is to blame." "Oh, silly Puss." "Don't you remember?" "You snuck into my shop while I was sleeping, mashed up a bunch of potions, and brought him to life." "Oh, it's wonderful." "Now Owlberto can see the world." "Perhaps someone is a teeny bit to blame, but, uh, you will be pleased to know that" "I brought Artephius' shop to life so that, uh, it could help us defeat El Moco's army." "You expect us to believe..." "Great thinking, Puss!" "Totally what I would've done." "Except for breaking into Artephius' shop." "I'm not allowed to break into places." "Anymore." "All right then, Mr. Smart Cat in the Shoes, how do you plan to control a giant birdhouse?" "You're asking me how I plan to control a giant birdhouse." "I'll go and talk to him, obviously." "I will have Artephius talk to it." "And because he takes forever to do anything," "I will tell him precisely what to say." "You are going to... talk to it?" "Well, sure." " With my expert guidance." "Do not fear, San Lorenzo." "Puss will once again save the day." "Hi-ya!" "Greet the monster." "Yoo-hoo, Owlberto!" "Now, say exactly the words I say." ""Exactly the words I say!"" "Tell him he has to help us protect San Lorenzo against El Moco's army." "Owlberto, old buddy, old pal," "I would be so honored if you would help us protect San Lorenzo from El Moco's army." "Pretty please?" "Why are you making your hands do that?" "Do not do that." "Be more direct." "He likes it when I talk pretty to him." "There is no time for pretty talk!" "Listen to me, alive building!" "This town is about to be invaded by an army." "We need you to defend the town that is your home too." "Be gentle with him, Puss." "House bird!" "We do not have time for pecking and hooting." "You will help us against this army." "You will defend San Lorenzo." "And we will succeed with a monster like you." "My shop!" "My shop is gone!" "I'm shop-less." "That was not how it was supposed to go." "You shouldn't have called him a monster." "That wasn't very nice." "In some cultures, that is a compliment." "Terrific, Puss." "Our best chance of survival just ran away because you hurt his feelings!" "What're we going to do?" "Don't worry, everyone." "I'm sure Puss has a plan." "Right?" "Yes, a plan." "That is a thing that I have." "I will find Owlberto, heroically, so that he may help us defend San Lorenzo." "And I'll go with you." "No." "You must stay here." "Work on the spell." "I know you can do this." "I can't." "I need that scroll and it's in my shop, and you made him sad and ran him away." "Then brainstorm." "Come up with something." "There are no bad ideas." "Ooh!" "Something with interpretive dance." "There are some bad ideas." "Bootsy, when you find Owlberto, remember to be patient." "He's new." "No time!" "I will be patient later." "Babieca, follow that birdhouse!" "Bye, Puss!" "Are these hypoallergenic?" "Huh?" "Look at all these tiny swords." "And this, a tiny trident for a little gladiator." "But this is too small for fighting." "Because it is silverware?" "How about cannons, boss?" "Ugly here is selling cannons." "Why does everyone in this market sell such tiny items?" "Are resources scarce?" "We need something big." "Something really..." "That's a big birdhouse." "He is here." "Our guest of honor." "Welcome to El Moco's army, amigo." "So, grande, you must be hungry all the time, huh?" "Here!" "Yes." "Yes." "We are great friends." "Pretty birdie." "So pretty." "Perfect." "Huh?" "I heard an insignificant noise." "We must tell El Moco at once!" "Owlberto." "Psst." "I am whispering to you." "I think we got off on the wrong foot-claw-talon." "Shh!" "Listen." "You must return with me to San Lorenzo." "Quiet!" "Okay, okay, I am leaving." "Happy?" "Puss in the Boots." "Mm?" "Ooh!" "I did not see you there." "Yes, well, hello, and goodbye." "No, no, no." "Stay a while." "Meet our new weapon of choice." "Uh, large Owl Building." " His name is Owlberto." "And he's coming with me." "Owlberto, attack!" "Owlberto, what are you doing?" "You underestimate the friendship between a man and his owl-thing." "Imprison this interloper within your walls." "He will ride with us to San Lorenzo, that he may witness firsthand his home's destruction." "Owlberto, you are making a huge mistake!" "You must let me out!" "I have been a fool." "I was rude and impatient to Owlberto and now all my friends are in danger." "I must set this right." "You, owls!" "Do you enjoy macramé crickets?" "You can have all you want if you deliver this letter to Artephius." "Now go." "I hope this works." "Prepare the siege engine." "Load the catapult." "Set the fire moat ablaze!" "We don't have any of those things." "Uh, well..." "I have a wee cannon." "Malcolm." "Hey, there's a note in this one's beak." "It's a message from Puss." "He says to..." "Stop everything!" "Puss wants us to do something kinda weird." "There's something you think is weird?" "Attack!" "Destroy everything." "Happy birthday!" "Happy birthday!" "Trying to bribe me with cake?" "Well..." "My birthday was last month, so now I'm angrier because you forgot it." "The cake isn't for you." "It's for my friend, Owlberto." "Happy birthday, Owlberto." "This is for this one and all the ones we've missed." "This is not how an invasion goes." "Owlberto, I am sorry that I was not patient with you earlier, and I did not take the time to get to know you." "You are a stand-up bird." "Anyone, person or building, who is important to my friend, Artephius, is important to me as well." "To all of us!" "Stop it!" "Stop it, stop it, stop it!" "Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" "We are having an invasion!" "Artephius!" "You big dumb owl, smash this town!" "Do it or I'll run this old man through." "Do as I say, monster." "I hate this box." "Aw, the spell is wearing off." "Looks like my shop is gonna go back to being... just a shop." "Artephius, I am so sorry." "You were right, I should have been more patient." "Puss." "Of course." "Let us all stand over there and pretend we are not listening." "I'm glad you're back, Owlberto old buddy." "Back home where you belong." "I may be losing my mind, but I'll never lose my heart." "And that's you." "But you're also my brains." "In your walls, I got all the thinks I ever thunk." "I just gotta find 'em." "Like I gotta find that one scroll." "Is this..." "It is!" "Owlberto!" "You found the Great Mage Sino's spell." "We are saved!" "Oh, thank you, Owlberto!" "Thank you." "We will never forget him." "Mostly because he's a giant shop in the middle of our town." "But still." "Well, Bruno, we have a lot of work to do." "This scroll's written in a dead language, so it's gonna take some time to translate." "Take all the time you need." "I feel that our luck is about to change." "Hey!" "This isn't just a spell, there's also a prophecy." "Ooh, I recognize this bit." "It says, "San Lorenzo is..."" "Wait, what's this word?" "Happy?" "Healthy?" "A great vacation spot?" ""Doomed."" "Hey, guys." "I missed something again, didn't I?" 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