"We're gonna be late if we don't hurry!" "Shaddup!" "I know, already!" "Nihao, Ranma!" "Ranma happy to see Shampoo?" "Nok haffy ak all!" "Ranma, I'm going ahead." "Please, take your time." "Akane always such a violent girl." "W-Wait a second!" "Ranma!" "Forget that other woman!" "That's not what I meant!" "I'm gonna be late!" "Ranma no go to school!" "Take Shampoo to date!" "You got to be kiddin'!" "Great-grandmother, I home!" "Welcome back, Shampoo." "Jewelry so beautiful!" "I used to wear them when I was a young girl." "Pick any one you like." "I so happy!" "What a funny box." "Is lock shut..." "Brooch is so beautiful!" "Ranma, just what do you think of Shampoo?" ""Think"?" "I don't think anything' of her." "Is that so?" "She'll keep chasing you until you tell her not to." "Whad'm I supposed to do when she decides..." "Why now under Shampoo's bike, Ranma?" "Wait a..." "If Ranma have no business with Shampoo..." "Then leave Shampoo ALONE!" "A Midsummer's Greeting" "Here's one..." ""In the human world..."" ""In the human world..."" ""Pandas slave eternally, A life of sorrow."" "Ranma, did you do something to make Shampoo angry?" "Beats me." "It's not normal for Shampoo to act like that." "She's been chasin' me around forever!" "It's much nicer now that she hates me." "Ranma!" "Heard Shampoo dumped you." "The breakup's not official yet." "Ranma, you've always treated Shampoo like dirt." "I knew she'd get wise someday." "I guess she finally got disgusted with you." "Excuse me?" "We weren't datin' so I can't get dumped!" "Besides, who cares if she hates me?" "Jeez..." "Yeah, right." "Ranma seems somewhat disturbed." "Welcome to..." "Yo, Shampoo." "C'mon, Shampoo..." "I hard working now." "What're you mad at?" "I not mad." "Then what's with the attitude...?" "What you do?" "Ranma go too far!" "What's all the fuss?" "Son-in-law!" "W-Why's she givin' me that icy stare..." "So cold..." "So unbelievably cold!" "Ever since childhood I've been rejected by Shampoo!" "I am the Earth's expert on her frosty gaze!" "And her loathing of Ranma is a 100 times..." "No, 120 times worse!" "Th-that can't be!" "She hates me worse than Mousse!" "?" "That brooch is the secret Reversal Jewel of our Amazon tribe!" "This untrustworthy jewel can manipulate people's feelings!" "When worn right-side up, it enhances feelings of love." "But when it's worn upside-down, it turns love into bitter hatred!" "What is the meaning of this, Shampoo?" "I can't figure you out!" "Tell me the reason behind this!" "Ranma no leave, then Shampoo have to leave!" "That's cold!" "Hey, wait!" "Shampoo!" "The terrifying Reversal Jewel!" "And yet, this could be a blessing in disguise." "When chased, one runs." "When one runs, the other must pursue." "The pathetic human condition!" "Perhaps my future son-in-law has gotten interested!" "When Ranma stop chasing Shampoo!" "?" "When you tell me what's goin' on!" "Then Shampoo have no choice." "Never show your face to Shampoo again!" "Understand, you..." "SCUM OF THE EARTH!" "That was a good one." "But remember this, Shampoo!" "Even if I gotta force you, I'll make you say, one more time THAT YOU LOVE ME!" "Oh my." "Was that a battle cry?" "Shampoo!" "Ranma...!" "?" "You come to see Shampoo?" "I so happy!" "Oh-no!" "So you're in a better mood now?" "What you talking about, Ranma?" "Well, for no reason, you suddenly hated me..." "That right!" "You LECHER!" "WHY!" "?" "What did you do to Shampoo, you dried-up monkey!" "Who's dried-up!" "?" "What?" "The Reversal Jewel!" "?" "Surely you've heard rumors of its usefulness!" "Then Shampoo's cold feelings toward me, will suddenly..." "Now's my chance!" "Shampoo!" "I love you!" "So she doesn't hate you as much as I thought." "You WILL keep the secret of the Reversal Jewel, Mousse." "It won't do to have my son-in-law find out about it now." ""Saotome School of Feminine Conquest, Step 1." "When she's cold, make her laugh, and she'll warm up."" "Yo, Shampoo!" "I came up with this cute tale that might make you smile." "There was once this very pretty dog, and..." "It had cute tail." "If Ranma want to make smile for Shampoo..." "Get lost!" ""Feminine Conquest, Step 2." "If you can't push, pull." "You must try to make her a little jealous."" "Hey, Akane!" "Ranma, why are we going to the Cat Cafe?" "Never mind that!" "Yo, Shampoo!" "Darn!" "No good." "Why, you..." "Just what do you take me for!" "?" "Hold it, Akane!" "You're not supposed to get jealous..." "Who's jealous!" "?" "Who is!" "?" ""Step 3." "Play upon her maternal instincts." "Show her your vulnerable side." "Get her pity and she'll be yours."" "Shamp..." "You blocking traffic." "Here." "All better." "Ranma, you've been pursuing Shampoo." "What's the meaning of this?" "Lemme alone, Mr. Tendo." "This is about a guy's pride!" "Ranma..." "You got it all wrong." "The only reason Shampoo fell for you was that stupid Amazon law." "T-That's right!" "That's the way..." "I can do it!" "Again, you come!" "?" "Amazon law says that you have to marry the man who bests you." "Let's fight, Shampoo!" "I hate man who know not when to give up!" "The game's up!" "Now, admit that you love me, Shampoo!" "All right." "You do whatever want, Ranma." "B-But even if Ranma take Shampoo's body..." "I..." "Uh..." "Ranma never take Shampoo's heart!" "What in the world are you talkin' about!" "?" "Ranma just tried to force himself on Shampoo!" "I knew it." "I always thought he would." "I guess Ranma's pretty obsessed with her." "Right, Akane?" "Ranma Saotome, I understand the depths of your emotions." "Yet we are but high school students." "Keep your love pure!" "Y-You got this all wrong!" "Why is this happenin' to me!" "?" "You seem troubled, future son-in-law." "It's you!" "I can help, but..." "Well?" "What!" "?" "There's a way I can make Shampoo say that she loves me!" "?" "Tell me!" "Tell me now!" "But first, you need admit your love for Shampoo." "In other words, by losing, you win!" "Can it really be that easy?" "Nekohanten Cat Cafe" "Shampoo!" "I have good news for you!" "Ranma come tell Shampoo he love her!" "?" "Aren't you happy, Shampoo?" "Thought alone make Shampoo sick!" "That's right." "I forgot." "Is true, Great-grandmother!" "?" "After he declares his love, we'll hold the wedding right here." "Shampoo not know relationship go this far when I not looking!" "Celebration Ranma's Declaration of Love" "Oh, no!" "Curse you, Mousse!" "I'm gonna watch a soccer game..." "Wish I could go." "I've searched for you, Akane Tendo!" "Mousse?" "There's not a moment to waste!" "You must hear me out!" "rotten Principal of Akane Tendo." "Furinkan High School" "What are you talking to?" "Mystic powers of the Reversal Jewel!" "?" "Under its influence, Shampoo has reversed her natural feelings!" "So that's it!" "And here's Ranma running around without a clue." "What a fool." "What's this?" ""Ranma Saotome will confess his love to Shampoo." "Four o'clock this afternoon, at Nekohanten, Cat Cafe."" ""Confess his love"!" "?" "What on Earth!" "?" "Very bad!" "We must hurry, Akane Tendo!" "If it's like the old woman said..." "But what if I say that I love her and she still ignores me..." "I'd really look stupid then!" "Could it be..." "I'm not the hunk that I think I am?" "Ranma!" "What is the meaning of that invitation!" "?" "Ukyo..." "How could you ignore your real fiancée?" "Ranma!" "You don't really love Shampoo, do you?" "Ukyo!" "Do you love me!" "?" "It's really important!" "Answer me honestly!" "R-Ranma..." "Of course... l-I couldn't help but love you." "How dare you force a girl..." "Force a girl to say something like that!" "You jerk!" "I'm so embarrassed!" "I'm a hunk!" "I AM a hunk!" "You're on, Shampoo!" "I'll make you say that you love me!" "Misguided idiot!" "That lout is toying with Shampoo's feelings!" "I must strike him down!" "Be my guest." "Nothing personal." "You troublemakers will have to sleep, until this is played out." "Formal Rentals" "Weapons set and ready!" "Look at the gigolo." "This isn't a war." "Love is always a battle." "Ranma!" "Mr. Tendo..." "I beg you!" "Don't throw your life away in a pointless battle!" "Don't worry, Mr. Tendo!" "I'll win this!" "I'm off!" "Ranma!" "I fear Ranma doesn't know what the heck he's doing." "Is Ranma doing this for real?" "Wait and see." ""Confession of love." Sounds like a TV movie." "Do you understand, Shampoo?" "Until Ranma confesses his love..." "You must neither smile nor speak." "I understand real good, great-grandmother!" "Very well." "It's time." "Everyone, get into position as planned." "We all jump out and applaud when he confesses, right?" "The stage is set, and the actors are ready." "With this many witnesses, he won't be able to back out." "Ranma!" "Hurry come say you love!" "Just you wait, Shampoo!" "You're gonna say you love me!" "Shampoo!" "I've come today with an important message." "Listen carefully." "I love you!" "Really, Ranma?" "It's true!" "Ranma, Shampoo!" "Congratulations!" "You're a couple now!" "You all heard!" "?" "And, now, on with the ceremony!" "Wait!" "Ranma, you mustn't!" "This is all Shampoo and Cologne's trap!" "Too bad, Akane!" "Now Shampoo have Ranma!" "Wo ai ni!" "B-But that's not fair!" "I..." "I l-lo..." "Ranma, I love...!" "Where am I?" "Mousse?" "That's right!" "Shampoo's great-grandmother!" "I'm not going!" "Why should I have to worry about him all the time!" "?" "I don't care what he does." "I'm here!" "Yo, Shampoo!" "I came to tell you somethin' really important!" "Ranma!" "Finally you come say you love me!" "I love you!" "Let's get married, Shampoo!" "Ranma!" "I always waiting so long to hear!" "Wo ai ni!" "I'm sorry it took so long, Shampoo." "I love you!" "I so happy!" "Congratulations!" "Ranma, I make you very special feast!" "Will you eat cooking?" "Of course!" "Is Shampoo's very best cooking!" "Chinese-style steamed duck!" "I told you, I'm not going!" "I'm not going to make a fool of myself for that jerk!" "Okay!" "I'm only gonna say this once." "Listen close!" "I..." "I lo-lov..." "I love you, Shampoo!" "You said it, Ranma." "I heard that, Ranma!" "With these two ears." "Ryoga and Kuno...!" "Ranma!" "Akane!" "I'm too late..." "Akane!" "Ranma has confessed his love to Shampoo!" "Ranma!" "You can no longer call yourself Akane's fiancé!" "Ranma have Shampoo now!" "Ranma!" "You just leave Akane to us!" "Live in happiness with Shampoo." "Akane, wait!" "WAIT!" "I really l-lov..." "Why in the world did I suddenly start thinkin' about Akane!" "?" "How long has it been?" "57 minutes." "My back is starting to hurt..." "Any moment now." "This is it!" "This is a battle!" "At this rate, I'll lose before I even begin to fight!" "I just gotta say it!" "Shampoo!" "I..." "I..." "I l-lov..." "I love you, Ranma!" "Love you lots!" "I can't believe it!" "Akane just confessed her love for Ranma!" "That's good enough." "Yeah, let's eat!" "But how...?" "You're all here to celebrate with us?" "I'm so happy!" "The Reversal Jewel!" "And it's right-side up where it promotes love!" "Now Akane's jealousy has turned to pure, unconditional love!" "Umm, what's goin' on?" "Ranma, never forget that I love you more than anyone else in the world." "R-Really!" "?" "No!" "Not Akane!" "Shampoo much, MUCH more love Ranma!" "Oh no!" "Ranma supposed to tell he love first!" "Ranma, you're irresistible!" "Even Shampoo couldn't withstand you!" "You're wonderful!" "Really?" "Of course!" "You're the man I've given my heart to!" "You must trust in yourself!" "Now that you mention it, maybe I've been a bit too single-minded." "Love isn't some kind of battle..." "I think that's enough." "Who could have guessed you were really so cute after all..." "Snap out of your dream world!" "You brainless IDIOT!" "Whoa!" "Nice control!" "Marvelous!" "Wh-Why..." "What perfect timing." "You're very well dressed, Ranma." "Akane Tendo and Shampoo." "I find it hard to forgive a two-timer, Ranma Saotome!" "You've been playing with Akane's affections!" "And that's a crime you'll pay for, Ranma!" "W-Wait a minute!" "I don't know what you're talkin' about!" "Ranma should have just told Shampoo that he love her." "Are you still angry?" "Do you want the Reversal Jewel?" "No!" "I want Ranma to tell me how he got injured!" "Ranma!" "We're here to cheer you up!" "You sure got the girls, Ranma." "I'd sure like to trade places." "It's like he's surrounded by flowers!" "Ranma's gotta be happy!" "You misguided fool, Ranma!" "Nok haffy!" "Nok haffy ak all!"