" Ahem!" "So why am I always stuck in the back with the groceries?" " Somebody has to make sure the eggs don't break, dude." " We don't even buy eggs!" "We have chickens!" "I know what you're up to, jones!" "You always get to drive!" "I wonder why." " Well, maybe because a giant turtle driving a hippie bus" "Seems a little suspicious!" " All right, guys." "I'd just like to have one peaceful trip to the store" "Where the two of you aren't at each other's throats." "[mellow rock plays on radio]" "Now that's better." "Peace and quiet." "[engine revs]" "[all yell]" " A little chip 'n chase, huh?" "!" " Just pull over, casey." "Get out of the way!" " Nobody forces casey jones off the road!" " [snorting, snarling]" "Hah hah!" " Aah!" "[all groaning]" " Ugh..." "Everyone okay?" " Nobody forces casey jones off the road, huh?" " Ugh!" "Ugh!" "[honk honk] [honk]" " ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪" " ♪ here we go, it's a lean, green, ninja team ♪" "♪ on the scene, cool teens doing ninja things ♪" "♪ so extreme, out the sewer like laser beams ♪" "♪ get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings ♪" "♪ can't stop these radical dudes ♪" "♪ the secret of the ooze, made the chosen few ♪" "♪ emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪" "♪ the good guys win, and the bad guys lose ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ leonardo's the leader in blue ♪" "♪ does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪" "♪ donatello is the fellow who has a way with machines ♪" "♪ raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪" "♪ michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪" "♪ and you know just where to find him when it's party time ♪" "♪ master splinter taught 'em every single skill they need ♪" "♪ to be one lean, mean, green, incredible team ♪" " ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power ♪" " Muurg has the jewel of koweewah!" " Heh-heh." "You'll never catch me, crognard!" "[chortling]" " What's this?" "Aah!" "[horse neighs]" " Give me back my mystic jewel!" "Rah!" " Dude!" "That centaur doesn't stand a chance" "Against crognard the barbarian!" " Whyy breaking news!" " A word of warning for those planning on driving tonight..." "Stay home!" "Reports are coming in of a mysterious driver" "Running people off the road." " That qualifies as breaking news out here?" " Back in the city, every driver's a reckless driver." "Bring back crognard!" " It was him!" "That's the maniac who nearly trashed us!" " You ran into that nut?" "!" " More like he ran into us!" "Over and over." "We gotta get back out there and teach that guy a lesson!" " Casey, it's not worth it." "Just be glad we're all okay..." " Yeah, we're--ugh-- mostly okay..." "I got shell-lash trying to save all the food." " A noble sacrifice, d!" " Your neck okay, donnie?" " Ooh." "Ooh, yeah, a little lower..." "Aww, yeah, that's hittin' the spot!" "[casey grumbling]" " Hey, armpit, hand me the 1/4-inch socket." " Sure thing, barf-a-roni!" " This baby is almost ready to roll, eh, craang-breath?" " Kraang is with a "k," not a "c."" " Says who?" "!" " The kraang!" "That one doesn't count, come up with another c-word!" " Okay." "Camel-face..." "Let's take her out for a test drive!" "[engine starts, backfires] [engine purring] - you guys ready" "For casey jones to break some speed records?" "[engine revs]" " We're ready!" "On my mark" " Pffft!" "Go!" "[wheels screeching]" " Whoo-hoo!" " Amazing!" " Casey's car is light-speed, yo!" " Great time!" " You two knuckleheads actually pulled it off." "I'm almost impressed." " Umm..." "He's not stopping, is he?" " Doesn't look that way." " Grr." " Don't need a stopwatch to know this baby's fast!" "Best way to test her out is to find that road-creep!" "What a drag!" "The minute you're actually looking for a maniac," "They're nowhere to be found." "Aah!" "He's a--mutant?" "!" " You!" "You're that kid that tried to stop me last night!" "[muzak playing] [tires screeching]" " Speed demon's king of the road, baby!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" " Oh, no." "No!" "[muzak playing]" " No!" "You rat!" "I'm gonna smash you all!" "Every stinking' human on this road's goin' for a wild ride!" "Yeah!" "[evil cackling]" " Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Not cool!" "Aah!" "[mutant cackling] [breathing heavily] [grunting] [honk honk honk]" " Casey, you okay?" " Dude!" "What happened to your sweet ride?" " You trashed it!" "You went after that road maniac alone, didn't you?" " I thought I could take him!" "And besides, he's no road-maniac" "He's a road-mutant!" " Whoa!" "A mutant?" "!" " You totally ditched me..." "I could have helped!" " That guy challenged me!" "It's the code of the road, man!" "Mano-a-mano!" " Come on." "Let's get this scrap-heap back to the house...." " Huh?" "Hey, guys, check this out" " Don't touch that!" " Hmm..." "Looks like some kind of mutagenic fuel." "Fascinating!" "Must be mutagen still out there..." " Casey, are you okay?" " What happened?" " Speed demon--2, casey jones--zip." " You went after that guy?" " The cops can't catch him." "Someone's gotta bring that mutant down!" " And that's gotta be casey jones, right?" " That's right, red." "'cause I'm the only one that can." " So, you find the problem with that clutch?" " I found part of the problem!" "[clucking]" " Hey, mikey!" "Keep your chickens outta the barn, man!" " Listen, donnie." "I'm sorry I went after speed demon without you." " It's fine." "Me and the guys have been making our own plan" "To bring that freak down." " Donnie, you and I know the hot rod" "Is the best chance we got." "We need to team up on this." " [sighs] I don't know." " I need your sweet scientific genius, don." "[singsong] please?" " All right, I have an idea." "A crazy, awesome idea!" "[upbeat music plays]" "♪ ♪" " This." "Is." "Amazing!" " Yeah, I know." "And it's almost ready." "I just have to figure out the problem" "With the artificial intelligence" "For the onboard computer system." "[chicken clucking] [keyboard keys clacking]" " Here chick chick chick..." "Where are you, little chicky chick chick chick?" "Oh, snap!" " What?" "!" " Holy toledo!" "[clucks]" " Oh, not again!" "Mikey!" " Just what I need, another mutant!" "[clucking]" " Whoa!" "What's she doing?" "!" " It's..." "It's communicating with us!" "Those are complex equations!" "Maybe we don't need artificial intelligence." "Maybe we just need..." " Dr. Cluckingsworth, m.D.!" " Uh, yes, maybe dr." "Cluckingsworth..." " M.D., bro." "M.D." " Um, so, doctor?" "Can you interface with the hot rod's computer?" "[clucks] [keypad beeping]" " All right, donnie, what are we doing here?" " I give you... [engine starts] [engine humming]" "The turtle racer!" " Whoa." "[clucks]" " So your co-pilot..." "Is a chicken?" "!" " She's the onboard navigator!" " You guys really think this..." "Car is gonna stop that maniac?" " Without a doubt, leo." "With this baby, casey jones can't be beat!" " Well, that's it." "You're gonna end up turning into street pizza." " Street pizza?" "That's like one of my top ten favorite pizzas!" " Don't worry, April," "With all the kraang technology we put into the hot rod," "It's one of the safest cars on the road." "[clucking]" " What was that?" " Oh, that's a highly volatile," "Radioactive mutagen egg." "But don't worry." "It's perfectly safe." "Sorta." "[whirring]" " All right." "We got the plan down, right?" " As long as you can keep up in that thing!" "[clucks] [keys beeping]" " What's wrong, doc?" " Guys, look out!" "Here he comes!" " Roger that, casey!" "And remember, stick to the plan!" "[mutant chortling]" "Ow-ow-owoooo!" " So ya wanna play chicken, eh?" "!" "[clucking]" " Sorry, doc." "[mutant laughing]" "Whoo hoo!" "[chortling]" " Aah!" " He's doing it again!" "He's ditching us!" " Nope, this time it's all part of the plan!" "[mutant laughing]" "[chortling] huh?" "Bah!" "I'm gonna splatter you across the road!" "I'll grind ya in my grill like the bug you are!" "[cackling]" " This'll slow ya down, freak!" " Aah!" "[mutant chuckles, restarts engine]" "Okay!" "Uh." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "[yelling]" " [muttering]" " Aah!" "Oof!" " [squealing] [deep, slow motion] hah hah..." "Hah..." "Ho..." "Ho..." " Ugh." "Casey..." "We got him!" " That'll show ya not to mess with casey jones!" " Not so tough without your car, huh?" "Huh?" "!" " Where am I?" "What happened?" "What are you?" "!" " You're not a mutant?" " [whimpers]" "Uhh..." " Well, if he's not the mutant, that must mean the... [engine revs]" " [gasps]" " [roars]" " Aah!" "[car making chomping sounds]" "Aah!" "[mutant groaning, shrieking] [growling, snarling]" " Aaaaahhhh!" "[cackling] more mutant power!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "Ya like that?" "Yeah?" "Well, it's all me, baby!" "[shrieking laughter]" " Donnie?" "!" " Yee hee hee hee hee!" "Whoo hoo-hoo-hoo!" "Yeah, baby!" " You stupid, ugly, pickle-headed... [mumbling] [chicken clucking]" "If I could..." "Just start this thing up..." " What happened?" " It's the car!" "The car is the mutant!" "It's alive somehow, and it's got donnie!" "[engine starts]" " Casey, wait!" "We need a plan!" " I got one!" "Get donnie outta that mutant monstrosity pronto!" "How far is he, doc?" "[clucking] [beeping]" " Time to see what this baby can really do." "[mutant laughing]" " You again?" "[roars]" "[tires screeching] [mutant cackling]" " Hee hee hah hah hah!" " Let my friend go, freak!" "Or I'll take us both down!" " Never gonna happen, casey jones!" "Donatello belongs to speed demon now, baby!" "[mutant shrilly chortling]" " [grunting]" "Aah!" " You know, I'm a sporting guy." "So how 'bout we race for it?" "You win, you get your friend back." "I win, I get your super hot rod" "And all that sa-weet technology!" " Fair enough." " And I get you, casey jones" "The only driver worthy of my competition." " Well, I am super dope." " [clucks] - it's a deal!" " First one to dead man's curve... [ravens cawing]" "Wins." "Starting..." "Now!" "[tires screeching]" " Dudes, we need some faster wheels." " What are they doing?" " Looks like a race to me." " Is that hideous thing donnie?" " Hah hah hah hah hah hah!" "Yah!" " I can't pass him!" " Ow!" "Speed demon's gonna win the race, the car," "And a brand-new driver!" "Yeah, baby!" " Hang on back there, doc!" " [bah-buck]" " Time to win this thing!" "[pop] - bah-buuuck!" "[power up beeping]" " Whoa!" "Goongalaa!" "All right, doc!" "Time for autopilot!" "[screen trilling]" " Yaaaah!" " Hey, road freak!" "You're going down!" "[whipping sound] uh--uhh--uh!" "[sizzling] - aah!" "[chicken clucks]" " Where the heck did he go?" "!" " You're going down!" "Suck on this, sucka!" " [cackling]" "See ya at the finish line, casey jones!" " I don't care about winning the race!" "I just want my friend back!" "[chicken clucks] [keys clicking]" "Ugh!" "Goongalaa!" " Aah!" "Ooh--gah--ehh" " Ugh." "Donnie!" "You all right?" " I--yeah, I-I think so." "[engine revs]" " I'm gonna chew you up and spit you out, jones!" "[roars]" " Oh, no." " I got it this time, casey!" "Yaah!" "Leave my friend alone!" " Aah!" " Aaaahh!" "I'll..." "Be..." "Back!" " Whoo-hoo!" "Ow!" "The party wagon takes the win!" " Yes!" "[whirring] [chicken clucks]" " You did good, too." " I'm so glad you two are okay!" "And I'm so glad you're actually getting along!" " Thanks, red." "Hey, donnie," "How awesome was me grabbing your giant head, huh?" "So weird!" " Yeah, or when you used the mutagen-boost!" "It actually worked!" " Oh, that was the best!" "I thought you were gonna squash me on that one turn, bro!" " Hmph." "I thought I was glad they're getting along." " I know how you feel, April." "[laughing, chattering]"