"The city of Townsville is in some serious serious, serious trouble!" "Day after day crime, lawlessness and evil are running rampant." "Its citizens have lost all hope." "They are utterly helpless and in desperate need of a true hero." "But who?" "Is there no one who can help this forsaken town and make it a better place?" "Fear not, fair viewers, for there is a man, a man of science a forward-thinking man, who looks back to a sweeter time  when there was spice to life, and everything was...nice." "I must profess, sir  this man holds the ingredients to Townsville 's salvation!" "This man, known simply as:" "The Professor." "Hi!" "What's your name?" "My name is Professor." "Professor Utonium." "Hello!" "Hello, Professor Utonium." "It's very nice to meet you." "It's very nice to meet you too." "What are your names?" "." "You made us, so shouldn't you name us?" "." "Okay." "This is so cool!" "Well, now, let's see." "Because of your directness and opening right up to me, I think I'll call you Blossom." "Well, aren't you all cute and bubbly!" "That's it!" "You'll be my little Bubbles." "So we have Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup." "Because it also begins with a B." "And together you are three perfect little g" "Gifts!" "Birthday!" "It's your birthday!" "I should get gifts!" "Wow!" "I wanted to make some kids I could teach right from wrong and in turn, maybe they'd do good for this town, and now I can!" "All I gotta do is be a good parent." "Note to self:." "Good parents don't leave kids alone." "Sugar, spice and everything nice." "Who knew that's what girls were made of!" "I can't believe I made perfect girls!" "Three normal little gi" "You should be careful when coming down the steps!" "You could get hurt." "Hey, are these for us?" "." "Thanks, Professor!" "Hey, thanks!" "Yes, Professor!" "Thank you." "This is the best gift ever Dad." "Yes, it is." "Okay, girls, now watch me." "I think you missed a spot." "I'll go wash up, then we'll bring in the furniture." "Girls, wait!" "You should let me" "Help?" "." "This looks pretty good." "What do you think?" "." "I think it's a little dark." "I like it dark." "Some windows might be nice." "Yeah!" "I could see some windows." "Right about here." "I'll call a contractor tomor" "Or that works too." "Who's hungry?" "." "Ready?" "." "Ready!" "Go!" "Okay, girls." "Time for" "Bed." "Wake up, girls!" "Time for school." "What's school?" "." "This is school." "I'm your teacher, Ms. Keane and this is where kids come to learn." "See?" "." "You wanna play?" "." "Do you think they'll be okay?" "." "I'm new at this parenting thing, and I wanted to meet you because they're really special." "I mean, really special and I just want to make sure they'll be okay." "Do you think they'll be okay?" "." "They'll be just fine, Professor." "We'll see you at noon." "Okay." "Bye, girls." "Bye." "Bye." "Bye-bye." "Bye." "Bye." "Okay, class." "Take your seats." "Can Blossom sit with us?" "." "Can we sit with Bubbles?" "." "Can Buttercup sit here?" "." "The girls can sit right in the middle, so they'll be next to everyone." "Now, let's begin!" "Hello, Professor." "Right on time." "Your girls are outside with the others." "Oh, no!" "Look at this mess." "I knew the girls would be a handful, but I'm so sorry." "What, this?" "." "This is what happens when you put 20 kids in one room." "Your girls were perfect." "Perfect, normal, well-behaved little girls." "Nothing out of the ordinary?" "." "No." "Like what?" "." "That was sweet!" "What's the point of this game, anyway?" "." "Tag!" "You're it!" "Everyone's running from her like she's been infected!" "Maybe she's a freak." "Yeah, and they hate her!" "You're it!" "Tag!" "You're it!" "Oh, no!" "I've been affected!" "All right, what's going on here?" "." "I've been affected!" "You're not infected, it's just a game." "lt is?" "." "Yeah." "A game?" "." "Neat!" "Yeah, how do we play?" "." "Okay, look, it's very simple." "Bubbles, tag me." "Come on, it's okay." "All right, now I'm it." "And all you gots to do to play is tag someone else, and they're it." "By the way, you're it!" "Awesome, I'm it!" "What do I do?" "." "What do I do?" "." "Just tag someone else, and they're it!" "Time to put it into overdrive, Bubbles!" "Tag!" "You're it!" "I'm gonna tag you guys now." "You missed us!" "Tag!" "You're it!" "No!" "No, I'm not!" "Tag!" "You're it!" "Tag!" "Missed me!" "No, you're it!" "Tag!" "I'm it?" "." "Tag!" "Tag!" "Got you!" "Got you!" "Missed me!" "Girls, no!" "Wait!" "Can't catch me!" "Oh, no!" "Subway, huh?" "." "Tag." "You're it." "There they" "Here she comes!" "Suckers." "Tag." "You're it." "You know, I've got a nice car." "You're it." "No, you're it!" "Hey!" "She'll never find us up here." "Do you hear something?" "." "Run!" "Tag!" "You're both it!" "Hey!" "We can't both be it." "Why not?" "." "Tag." "What?" "." "I can't be it twice!" "Why not?" "." "Okay then." "Tag." "Now you guys are it." "Tag." "Tags." "Hey, no tag backs!" "Tag!" "Tag!" "Tag!" "Tag!" "Tag!" "Tag!" "Tag!" "Tag!" "You're it!" "You're it!" "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Mayor, the town is being destroyed by three girls with freakish powers." "This is a very serious situation." "What action should we take?" "." "Tag, tag!" "Tag, tag, tag!" "Don't worry." "We have the situation under control." "Oh, boy." "I know, sir." "Oh, boy." "You tell them, Mayor." "Townsville will not stand for this." "Mayor?" "." "Hello?" "." "City being destroyed?" "." "Where are you going?" "." "Oh, boy." "Mayor, where are you going?" "." "We're in a serious pickle." "Exactly." "Girls, no!" "Hello." "Hello." "The usual, Cucor." "I have a fine vintage for you here." "Picked fresh today." "Oh, boy!" "Girls, girls, are you okay?" "." "Tag!" "You're it, Professor!" "Okay, girls." "Girls, it's almost bedtime, okay?" "." "Girls?" "." "Come on, Professor, you're it." "You gotta catch us." "Yes, I suppose I do, don't I?" "." "Got you, you little bunny." "Help!" "I got caughted!" "Blossom, watch out!" "You're the sole survivor!" "No way, Professor!" "You can't catch me." "Yes, I can because the game's over, and it's your bedtime." "Now come up here so we can catch you." "Well now, three little girls had a very busy day today, didn't they?" "." "Yeah, it was fun." "We met lots of kids." "And we learned things." "And we played tag!" "I'm glad you had so much fun because tomorrow will be busy too." "Put your nighties on and get in bed." "We need to talk about something." "Okay, everybody in?" "." "Yep, what's up, Daddy-o?" "." "Well, it's your super powers." "I'm not sure how to say this but I don't think you should use them in public anymore." "Why?" "." "Well, your powers are very special and unique and although we have a lot of fun doing things in the house out in Townsville, people don't understand how special you girls are." "And unfortunately, people often get scared or angry when they don't understand something special or unique." "That's silly." "I think so too, but nonetheless, take it easy with the powers tomorrow." "Just give Townsville a little time to understand your specialness, okay?" "." "Okay." "Okay." "Yeah." "People are nice." "Things will be fine." "So I'll be waiting here to pick you up when school gets out, okay?" "." "Okay, but don't worry, Professor." "Things are gonna be fine." "Girls, we didn't know if you'd be joining us today." "Take your seats." "I'm sorry to say there won't be any recess for a while due to all the reconstruction." "Secondly, I'm afraid we won't have any lights or water for a while." "And a broken refrigerator means snack-time is out so let's try to ignore all the workmen and noise and such and get right to work, shall we?" "." "Girls, can you recite the alphabet for us?" "." "Girls?" "." "ABCs?" "." "A, B, C, D...." "E!" "Hey, galldang it!" "You done darn broke my board." "Flamdanggling consarglers." "F...." "Almost time to pick up the girls." "Better motor." "That's him, boys!" "He's in cahoots with the evil pickle-cart killers cucumber crushers, vinegar varlets, dill-stroyers!" "Why, it's not kosher!" "It's" "Let it go, Mayor." "Let it go." "Are these your babies?" "." "Yes, but they were just playing." "They're really very good little girls." "And I need to pick them up from school." "I understand, sir but we want you to come downtown with us to ask you a few questions." "You guys, my kids." "I really ought to pick them up." "I can't just leave them there alone." "He's not coming." "He hates us." "He totally hates us." "No, he probably just got held up, or maybe the car broke or maybe he forgot or maybe he hates us." "Come on, let's try and find our way home." "We're not supposed to use our powers." "Come on, girls." "The cause?" "Three super powered little girls." "Should manufacturing super powered children be illegal?" "A great travesty has befallen our beloved city." "I was easing the seat back when this atomic punk flies in with no warning." "The devastation?" "Devastating." "It should be illegal." "Used to be a time when you could buy an honest pickle." "They were lighting up the sky." "Estimated dollars in damages?" "A whopping 25 million." "I'm offended just looking at them." "The kind that you can only find at a pickle cart." "Now Jamie's crying." "Well, it seems that" "Hatred is running rampant for" "Those mutant, bug-eyed" "Pickle-cart killing" "Freaks." "Back to you, Linda." "They are little freaks, aren 't they?" "With more on this subject is" "Get them out." "We don't need them." "We don't need them." "We interrupt this program for a news flash." "Arrested in connection with the tag incident was the scientist responsible for creating the girls, Professor Utonium." "Upon incarceration, the Professor made this statement:" "Please, just let me go." "My girls, they need me." "They don't know I'm in jail." "What if they try to go home themselves?" "They can't find their way if they don't fly." "Please, they're only little girls who are probably cold, scared and maybe even lost." "Well, it' s official." "I have no idea where we are." "Well, I can't say it's been the best day." "But it probably couldn't get much worse." "Hey, it's okay." "Maybe there's a box we can get in around back." "Come on." "See, there's a whole bunch of boxes." "What's the matter?" "." "Did somebody get lost?" "." "Wow, thanks!" "Hey, wait!" "Come back." "Hey, guys, over here." "Hi." "What's your name?" "." "I'm Blossom." "Buttercup." "And I'm Bubbles." "Go away, please." "Do not look at me." "We just wanted to thank you for saving us from those gangsters." "That was amazing with the trashcan lid." "It was all: swoosh, bang, splash, bam, boom." "Yeah, you rock." "No, please." "I dare not listen for I have been lashed by harsh tongues for too long." "Alas, my little ones, I do not rock." "For I, Jojo, am a monster." "You're not a monster." "Monsters are evil." "Anybody who would save us like you did is so not evil." "You're no monster, mister." "You're just really dirty." "Please." "You're just trying to make me feel better." "But my pain is not for you to understand." "Besides, how could you?" "." "For you are pure and innocent and, most certainly, loved." "How could you know what it is to be cast out into a world that only offers misery?" "." "How could you know what it's like for people to fear and despise you for the very things that make you special because you don't fit in, because you are a freak?" ".!" "Because we're freaks too." "What amazing powers!" "No, they're terrible." "I bet everyone hates them." "Yeah." "And they hate you too." "Yes." "I am in the same boat." "This brain is full of brilliant ideas." "But will anyone listen?" "." "No." "Nothing in this gray matters." "So, what's the point?" "." "Jojo, don't be sad." "Our dad says people get angry when they don't understand something special or unique." "If you just give people time, they'll start to understand your specialness." "Yeah." "You just gotta believe in yourself." "If I construct my Help-the-town- and-make-it-a-better-place machine people will come to understand my specialness?" "." "I'll do it, but I'll need your help." "Jump in, take this device into the volcano." "We need to harness the energy of the Earth's core for power." "What are you talking about?" "." "The plan." "What plan?" "." "Our plan." "To do what?" "." "To make the town better." "What?" "." "You know." "We will build the Help-the-town- and-make-it-a-better-place machine." "Everyone will see our special abilities are good." "They will love us." "Remember?" "." "It was your idea." "Oh, yeah." "But use our powers?" "." "Yes." "No way." "Come on." "No." "We're never using our powers again." "Girls, don't be sad." "Your powers are great." "You just gotta believe in yourself." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "We did good?" "." "You did very good." "Very good indeed." "Now what do we do?" "." "We construct the superstructure." "Look." "Can't you see our plan is working?" "." "Our work is proceeding as planned." "At last, our lives will be better." "At last, we will be accepted." "At last, our greatest work is comple" "Oops." "What's wrong?" "." "Well there is one last teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy thing we still need." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "We did good?" "." "You did very good." "Very good indeed." "Now what do we do?" "." "Well, because you've done so good I've got a special surprise." "Worthless." "Lame." "Stupid." "Okay." "Better." "Almost." "Awesome!" "Come, girls, our work is fin" "I mean, time to go." "But, Jojo...." "We haven't seen the gazelles." "Or the crocodiles." "Or the unicorns." "Just one unic" "Excuse me, ma'am." "I think you dropped this." "I thought the zoo kept all the animals in cages." "Yeah, well, you're welcome, lady." "Don't listen, Bubbles." "That's right, Bubbles, do not listen." "All of you, deafen yourselves to their heartless words." "They do not know it is their saviors they are speaking to." "They are unaware your actions will have helped change their world forever." "Because we have helped the town and made it a better place." "You think they'll be surprised?" "." "Oh, yeah." "Will they still be mad at us for playing tag?" "." "No, they'll have forgotten all about that." "Will they love us?" "." "Yes." "Really?" "." "Would I lie to you?" "." "I'm so excited!" "We'll show them!" "Hey, where's--?" "." "Professor!" "Girls, thank goodness you're okay." "I'm so sorry." "I'm a terrible, terrible parent." "You must hate me for not picking you up from school, but it's not my fault." "It's this town." "They've gone crazy." "It's like they've never seen kids playing before." "I knew your powers would take some getting used to." "But jail?" "." "Lawsuits?" "." "Angry mobs?" "." "What's next?" "." "Don't worry, Professor." "Things are gonna get better." "We promise." "Today's the day." "Today's the day!" "Today's the day!" "Today's" "The day." "What to wear?" "." "What to wear?" "." "That's nice." "Professor, wake up!" "Wake up." "Wake" "Up." "Wake up, my brothers." "Wake up and seize the" "Day!" "The day?" "." "Yeah, the day when we" "Show Townsville just what our powers can really do." "What?" "." "We're gonna show Townsville just what our powers can really do." "We did something really good." "That's gonna really" "Help!" "Well, we met this guy." "With powers like us." "Who was also hated by everybody." "But he had this great idea." "To help the town." "And make it a better place." "That way the town would accept us." "We did something to help." "So we used all our powers." "And abilities." "And his ideas." "To help everybody." "City of Townsville..." "It's gonna be so cool." "..." "I'd like to take this moment..." "You're gonna be so proud." "...to thank the little people..." "Everyone's gonna love us." "...who helped to make this day a smashing success." "We did really goo" "Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup, I couldn't have done it without you." "It's their fault!" "I knew they were no good!" "What happened?" "." "This isn't making the town a better place." "Yes, it is, for me." "The hobo formerly known as "Jojo" is no more." "From this day forward, I shall be known as:" "Mojo Jojo!" "For too long, apes and monkeys have been under the thumb of man." "Well, the time has come to oppose that thumb and take hold of what is rightfully ours:" "The world!" "Professor, we didn't want this." "Liars." "Fibbers." "You've doomed us all." "Please, Professor." "Please believe us." "I don't know who to believe." "I thought you were good." "No!" "Yeah!" "All right!" "I rock!" "I rock so hard." "For I, Mojo Jojo, have succeeded in my first, greatest and most brilliant plan ever." "And I, Mojo Jojo, shall be king of the planet of the apes!" "You shall be king?" "." "Preposterous." "What?" "." "How dare you." "For it is I who is the one most suited to be ruler." "Those are my clothes." "I, Ojo Tango, shall be simian supreme." "No Ojo." "Mojo." "As I unleash the offensive omnipotence of the oppressive Orango-tank." "Hold on." "Oh, no!" "I shall get a grip on the situation." "You better not." "As I, Rocko Socko, seize control and rule." "Wait!" "l, Baboon Kaboom with my Baboom-bot, will be the bomb." "And if you don't like it you can sniff my Baboom-bot bombs." "That's classy." "Gangway!" "For we, the Gogo Po-Trol form a chain of command that will take hold of your world." "I, Hota Wata, am boiling mad, for you are all wet behind the ears." "So I shall unleash a scalding torrent to drown you out, for I don't give a" "Watch your mouth." "I, Cha-Ching Cha-Ching, symbolize chaotic calamity." "We, the Doot Da Doot Da Doo Doos, shall rain on your parade because we're the spit." "My name is Hacha Chacha And here is my schpiel" "A diabolical plan with lots of appeal" "Spreading out bananas far and wide" "And fixing up the folks For a slippery slide" "Pretty catchy." "I, Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah, shall create a sauce of chaos and stir up trouble with a destructive force known as the tormato." "Tormato?" "." "Tormato." "l, Killa Drilla." "l, Bonzo Bango." "l, Rolo Ovo." "l, Cruncha Muncha." "l, Wacko Smacko." "l, Pappy Whappy." "No!" "Do not continue with your ramblings." "Mine are the ramblings to be obeyed." "I am the king, supreme leader and dictator." "Your plans are my plans because you made plans and my plan was to make you." "I plan to rule the planet, not to have my plans plan to stop me." "I am your creator, I am your king." "I am Mojo Jojo." "Obey me!" "That jerk, that big, fat, dumb jerk." "He duped us." "He planned it all along, and we fell for it." "And now, everybody hates us even more." "What are you doing?" "." "What does it look like I'm doing?" "." "I'm building a house because now we have to live here." "Live here?" "." "Yeah, don't you see?" "." "This can be the bedroom, and this is my bed." "That can be your bed over there." "I don't wanna sleep on a rock!" "Maybe if someone hadn't pushed Bubbles into the school...." "Look, she speaks." "Maybe if somebody hadn't insisted on walking home so we could run into the biggest liar in the universe!" "We weren't allowed to use our powers, and you know it!" "Look, it's Miss Goody-Goody." "We weren't gonna get people to stop hating us by breaking rules." "Yeah." "And using our super powers to make a Help-the-town-and- make-it-a-better-place machine was following rules?" ".!" "I didn't see you putting up a fight." "Well, you're gonna now." "If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this stupid mess." "You stupid!" "I'm not fighting with you, Buttercup." "Because you know I'll kick your butt." "No, because I know-- Never mind." "I'm not fighting with you, and I'm not talking to you ever!" "Well, prepare yourself for a long silence, girl because we're gonna spend the rest of our lives here, thanks to you." "At least I got me a bed." "Blossom?" "." "Buttercup?" "." "Do you hear that?" "." "No!" "Blossom, what should we do?" "." "Miss Goody-Goody'll say we should take responsibility for our mistakes..." "...and go help everybody." "lt sounds like they're hurting." "Who cares?" "." "What do we do?" "." "Nothing." "Girls!" "Professor!" "Professor!" "Professor!" "Professor!" "Help!" "Bubbles, wait!" "Good job, but we've gotta save" "The baby!" "Holy...." "Hey, what about--?" "." "The dog!" "You'll be safe now." "Here you go, miss." "Thank you." "Come on, Bubbles, let's" "Save those people." "Wait!" "This isn't my baby." "Good dog." "Can we find the Professor now, please?" "." "Oh, man!" "Now stay!" "Doggone it!" "Okay." "You should be safe here." "This is hopeless!" "I know." "There's too many monkeys." "What can we do?" "." "Get your hands off him, you darn dirty ape!" "I didn't mean it!" "It was an accident!" "He wouldn't let go!" "And the dog." "That stupid dog, and then the monkeys, and he" "I couldn't" " He couldn't-- Oh, man!" "Buttercup!" "You're a genius!" "I am?" "." "She is?" "." "Yeah." "The one way to stop the monkeys, save the town and find the Professor is to use our powers to" "Better yet, watch!" "Wow!" "That was amaz" " Hey!" "Gross!" "Cut it out." "Come on, girls." "Let's put an end to this gorilla warfare." "Good one, Bubbles." "Girls" "Shut up!" "I was afraid of this." "They've returned and found out what their powers can really do." "Come." "You will make a good "Power-proof" vest." "None of those monkeys had Professor!" "Where could he be?" "." "Take a good guess!" "Come on, girls!" "We've got one last monkey to get off our backs!" "Not so fast Mojo Jojo!" "Look at the little heroes here to save their daddy!" "No, girls!" "Save yourselves!" "Sorry, Professor!" "We can take this chump chimp down!" "Nothing he can do can stop us!" "That's better." "It's good you little freaks know when you're beaten." "Now if you'll excuse me, I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over!" "I have a world to rule!" "I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking!" "Even if it means taking extreme measures!" "You wouldn't!" "I would!" "Professor!" "Now I am more Mojo than before!" "Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted I, Mojo Jojo, have succeeded in my first, greatest and most brilliant plan ever!" "And I, Mojo Jojo shall be king!" "Girls, thank goodness you're okay." "Now let's get out of this town!" "It's no use." "We already tried running away." "We have to fix the problem we helped start." "You said to give everyone time to understand our specialness." "Well, now it's time for everyone to understand." "Especially Mojo!" "Surrender now, and we'll go easy on you!" "Down here!" "Oh, my!" "You're actually trying to stop me?" "." "That's so cute!" "Try, nothing!" "We will stop you!" "Who are you calling "cute"?" "." "Okay, let's play!" "Buttercup!" "Good job, girls!" "That more Mojo is no more!" "Girls!" "Somebody's mad." "Look out!" "Oh, no, look!" "Mojo's got Blossom pinned down!" "I have an idea." "Come on!" "Do you think he's finished?" "." "No, but you are!" "Fools!" "You dare to challenge me?" "." "Attempt to defeat me?" "." "Try to destroy me?" ".!" "I, who saved you from certain death?" "." "After all I've done for you, you betray me?" "." "And why?" "." "For them?" "." "The ones who hated you...." "Have forsaken you?" "." "Can't you see?" "." "None of them will ever understand you as I can." "For we are kindred spirits, whose powers spring from the same source." "So, girls, do not make me destroy you." "For we are smarter, we are stronger!" "We are invincible!" "We have the power!" "We are superior to them!" "And we shall rule!" "All we have to do is work together." "Girls, join me." "No!" "We'd never join you, and it's because we are stronger." "Because we are invincible." "Because we have the power!" "We have to protect them from you!" "It's you who has to be feared." "Because you are a monster!" "You are evil!" "And you are it!" "Curses!" "Girls, you were right!" "We should stop Mojo, and I know how!" "I whipped up an antidote to Chemical X!" "It'll do away with his powers!" "I'm so sorry for doubting you." "You are good little girls, and I love you!" "We love you too!" "And we're really sorry." "We messed up really bad." "But we're ready, Professor." "Ready?" "." "To take the Antidote X to get rid of our powers." "If it wasn't for them, none of this would have happened." "And maybe everyone would like us more if we were just normal little girls." "No!" "Don't do that because that was pretty cool, with the...." "Girls, I think what the Mayor is trying to say is we're sorry, and thank you." "Yes, that was super, just super!" "Amazing!" "Fantastic!" "Wonderful!" "Stupendous!" "You rock!" "Thank you." "That was awesome!" "You were all flying and running!" "And then, laser eyes!" "Then, bam!" "And then" " And then, bam, you punched that guy!" "Remember?" "." "Yeah, that was great." "You know, this town stinks." "And I was wondering if, maybe sometime we could, like, call you to save the day or whatever." "Can we, Professor?" "." "Well, I don't know...." "Okay, but only if it's before your bedtime." "Help!" "Sugar, spice and everything nice." "These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl." "But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the mix:" "Chemical X." "Thus Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup were born!" "Using their ultra super powers, they've dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil." "And so for the very first time, the day is saved, thanks to:" "The Powerpuff Girls!" "Hey, that's a good name for them." "Powerpuff Girls, yeah!" "I like that." "Wonder if they will." "I'll run it by them." "Powerpuff Girls!" "english" "What are these strange protrusions?" "." "I must investigate immediately." "Dee Dee, too much has happened this morning, so please get out of my laboratory!" "I have no time for her foolishness." "But, Dexter, I'm not in your labo" "You've got chickenpox!" "Chickenpox?" "." "What is this "pox of a chicken"?" "." "Poor Dexter." "So knowledgeable in science but doesn't have enough common sense to know what chickenpox is." "Well, a long time ago a group of evil, contaminated chickens escaped from jail and started to break into children's houses where they pecked away, leaving huge, itchy pimples!" "And if you scratch them, you'll turn into an evil, contaminated chicken!" "Are you crazy, woman?" ".!" "I do not want to be an evil, contaminated chicken!" "Then don't scratch!" "That seems simple enough." "I better keep myself busy, so as not to think about the itching." "Perfect!" "Now, how much dioxide detrolium should I add?" "." "What is the correct amount?" "." "Silly me, have I been scratching this whole time?" "." "Robot!" "More drastic measures must be taken." "Yes, Dexter?" "." "If you see me scratch any part of my body zap me with 1 00 watts of electrons." "Yes, Dexter." "I wasn't ready, Robot." "Yes, Dexter." "I said, I wasn't ready." "Yes, Dexter." "No, Robot, wait!" "This is not working." "Stop, Robot!" "A new invention must be created." "Success!" "Got to scratch!" "Oh, yeah!" "Hello!" "Dexter, is that you?" "." "Yeah." "I scratched."