"(feet shuffling)" "Woman:" "How's everybody feeling?" "Now, if you would like to wander, please feel free to do so," "But be very careful for potholes and snakes that may occur anywhere." "And any other areas, like the fuselage areas, please be careful, but by all means go ahead and wander." "(prison door opening)" "(indistinct chatter)" "(man whistling)" "(continues whistling)" "(stops whistling)" "(ball bounces away)" "(clapping continues)" "Man:" "What's the difference, what's the difference between Courtney Love and the American flag?" "It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag." "(men laugh)" "Ooh, yeah." "What do you get, What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a saber tooth tiger?" "I don't know, but you better keep it away from your ass!" "(men laugh)" "All right, so this is a fun crowd." "(clears throat)" "We got some other gags here, gang." "(clears throat)" "Why don't rapists... why don't rapists eat at T.G.l. Friday's?" "Well, it's hard to go out and rape when you have a stomach ache." "(men laugh)" "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen." "(cheering)" "(rhythmic thumping)" "Can you answer for me, did this used to be a Days Inn?" " I really don't know." " 'Cause I..." "I was swearing I was here... (extended exhale) in 2005 or something, and it was a Days Inn." "Man:" "Hi, sweetheart." "It's Daddy." "I'm in the desert, and it's beautiful." "It's hot, but, but it's beautiful." "And today" "I took a tour of an airplane graveyard that they have out here, and they got every plane you can think of," "737, 747, jumbo jets." "And you just walk right into the planes." "And, um... (exhales)" "I, I will talk to you again soon." "Good night." "(vacuum cleaner whirring)" "♪ ("Black Night" by Frank Sinatra Jr. plays) ♪" "♪ (song continues, muffled) ♪" "♪ (song continues, loudly) ♪" "♪ (song fades) ♪" "Why...?" "(clears throat)" "Why...?" "Why did Madonna feed her infant baby Alpo brand dog food?" "Well, she had no choice, that's just what came out of her breasts." "Woman:" "Eww." "Yeah..." "Okay, so this is a fun crowd." "Why...?" "Why did E.T, the Extra Terrestrial, love Reese's Pieces so much?" "Well, because they have the same flavor that cum does on his home planet." "(silence)" "Yeah, right." "(clears throat heavily)" "Why...?" "Why did God let John Denver die?" "Man:" "Because you suck." "(exaggerated groan)" "Man:" "Come on." "Neil:" "How we doin' for time?" "Man:" "Time's up." "(exaggerated groan)" "It's a rhetorical question weirdo, huh?" "Speak your complaints into a man's penis, not into thin air, because I'll tell ya, these hardworking imbeciles here that paid their money to come here and forget their problems for one night, laugh their fool heads off, and they didn't pay to listen to you," "and your garbage talk." "You're not a professional comedian." "You're a professional loser." "You're a professional fatso!" "What's your problem?" "Jesus Christ, can't you just sit there with a smile splattered on your stupid face, huh?" "Laugh your fool head off, but shut your fool mouth!" " Neil!" " Hey." "Cousin John." " Hi, John." " How ya doin'?" " Good." " I made it out." "It was great." "Really great stuff." "Funny." "Thanks for coming to the show." "Yeah, I was like, this'll, this'll shock 'em." "(uncomfortable chuckle)" "Yep." "I don't know how you remember all that stuff." "Yeah, it's a lot of stuff." "If it was me, I'd just be, uh..." " (chuckles)" " Yeah." "♪ (man sings) ♪" "That one guy, he was out of line." "That was..." "Yeah, they should..." "They should have security or something to take him out because it just makes it hard for me to do my job." " Exactly." " It makes it..." "People are paying money for me to do my job and then he does that and then it just..." "It just ruins the night for everyone." " Yeah." " You know, it's..." " Just doin' my job, you know." " Right." "You're out there, you're doin' your job." "Just trying to make a nice night for people." "Yeah." "You're the star, he's in the audience." "You shut him up good though." "Yeah." "Well, he's just a drunk, you know?" "That's a lot..." "That's..." "That's what we do in this business really is sell..." "We're selling alcohol, you know." "That's why they will book me in a place like this is to sell more alcohol, you know." "They should have a..." "They should have security and take him out, but they don't have security, then I have to be the security... and try to get them to leave, you know?" "Which shouldn't..." "It's not part of my job, but it's become part of my job, so, you know." "It shouldn't be my job at all." "Right." "It is a customer service thing, though, you know." "Like, these people are here, they're payin', if you weird us out too much..." "I mean, I loved it," "I thought it was very funny, it was great." "You're up there, puttin' yourself out there, but, I mean, from a business point of view, if you want my, that's what I do," "I consult about business, and for you, I'd say a strategy would be consider" "a little less of the weird stuff, like "semen," that..." "Some of the people were like, "Whoa!" "Did he just say semen?"" "But others liked it, so..." "Yeah, I don't care." "Like I said, I thought it was great." "You're up there, you're puttin' yourself out..." "Yeah." "Yeah, if you wanna appeal to, like, all four quadrants, you know, like all the different groups, age groups." " Mm-hmm." " You know," ""semen" and all that is a little bit much." "Hello, sweetheart." "It's Daddy." "Just checking in." "You're probably asleep." "It's pretty late, but I got out of the club pretty late so..." "But, yeah, everything's going great." "So I just wanted to... to check in with you and..." "I'll check in again." "And, uh..." "Um..." "Talk to ya later." "Guide:" "Welcome to California oil country." "California started producing oil in 1876." "We have produced about 28 and a half billion barrels of oil since." "Visualize asphalt and the oil is stuck between the little grains of sand and gravel, okay?" "So, if you..." "See we're not exactly in the Garden of Eden here, you know, but you've gotta go where the oil is, and Kern County, because of its, you know, archaeological past, happens to have 70, uh, oil fields" "just within an area near the size of Massachusetts." "And, of course, if this looks familiar to you, it may be because in 1970 they filmed Five Easy Pieces with Jack Nicholson and Karen Black out in this area." "Now, I'm not much of an impersonator, but the classic line is in the diner." "And I don't know if you remember it or not, but he says," ""All right, let me make this easy for ya, okay?"" "I want an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast." "Now, no butter, no mayo, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee." ""Now, hold the chicken."" "(drill squeaks rhythmically)" "(laughter)" "(breathing rapidly)" "(laughter)" "(laughter)" "(moans softly)" "(groans softly)" "(softly) Oh!" "(woman laughs)" "(groaning)" "(farts)" "(blows a raspberry) (groans)" "(moans)" "(laughter)" "Clown:" "Like that, what I just did?" "(laughter)" "Was it funny?" "You like fuckin' clowns?" "(laughter)" "Yeah, you like fuckin' clowns, look at that hair." "♪ (muffled music plays) ♪" "Well, that was more than I expected." "Oh, yeah?" "Yep." "Crowd was a little dry." " But, uh..." " Neil:" "All right." "Clown:" "Sorry. (Clears throat)" "You're lucky." "All you got's glasses." "(clears throat heavily)" "Why did Carrot Top, legendary, legendary, legendary" "Vegas comedian, Carrot Top, prop comedian, Carrot Top, legendary prop comedian, Carrot Top, legendary Vegas prop comedian, Carrot Top... (clears throat)" "Why did Carrot Top, legendary Carrot Top," "refuse, absolutely refuse the pleading requests of the topless Playboy playmate who was naked in the Jacuzzi with him?" "Because she was begging him to shoot himself in the head." "(audience chuckles uncomfortably)" "I'm just trying to earn a living." "Come on, people, these are..." "These are great jokes." "We traveled a long distance carrying these jokes in order to bring them here and thrust them into your fool faces." "So sit there and paste a smile on your face and have some fun." "That's what it's all about, folks, having fun, forgetting your problems." "And you people have a lot of problems," "I can tell." "Forget 'em just for a few moments and just laugh with me." "We're gonna have so much fun." "This is a great group of friends here, my new friends here tonight, huh?" "♪ (ballad plays) ♪" "Okay, perfect." "Thank you." "Thanks for coming to the show." "Great show, by the way." "You are really hilarious." "Thank you." "I don't know how to tell you this." "That hotel room didn't work out, but I did talk to my cousin, Alejandro, and he said he'd be willing to take you in." "♪ (mid-tempo music plays) ♪" ""You talkin' to me?"" ""You talkin' to me?"" ""You talkin' to me?"" " Robert De Niro!" " Yeah." " "Fly, you pelican, fly!"" " Scarface." " Yeah, Scarface." " Now, you go." "He wants you to do an impression." "No." "(child howling)" "(child barking)" "(speaking in Spanish)" "Hi." "(toilet flushing)" "(telephone rings)" "(ringing continues)" "(indistinct chatter)" "Hello?" "Guide:" "They pulled gold out of here." "They pulled silver, tungsten, nickel, copper." "Everything comes either directly or indirectly from the soil, as you can look around you, there certainly is plenty of it." "Neil:" "Hi, sweetheart." "This is just really difficult to get a hold of you." "I just had to call and tell you..." "Sweet dreams." "(motorcycles approaching)" "John:" "If nature was gonna grow an orange, Neil, she would just make it just enough meat, that's what we call this, just to fertilize the seed once it falls, but, man, we want all this sweet meat." "So we pump it full of fertilizer and water." " You want this?" " Nah, that's all right." "I can't eat these either." "Hey, did you see that guy I was walking around here with?" "No. (Speaking in Spanish)" "Neil:" "I was walking around with a guy." "(speaking in Spanish)" "I got a couple places in town do great burgers." "One of them is a bar that serves burgers and one's just a restaurant." "We need to get a beer." "The foothills off to the left, you see they start there?" "They start to the west and they come across here?" "That's my property, butts right up against that, the beginning of those hills behind my house." " You alive?" " Yeah." "You gotta talk right up against the mic or I can't hear you." " Yeah." " Okay." "John:" "You all right?" "Watch the legs." "Cool, huh?" "John:" "Here we go." "Pino Roja." "So if you sleep with Kenny G, if you go to bed with Kenny G and he gives you one of..." "What was it?" "And he gives you one of his records..." "Um..." "Wait, no." "Whatever." "If you sleep with Kenny G and he gives you his record, then..." "What is it?" "Tell her." "I don't wanna do it here." "All right, I remember." "What's the worst thing that just happened to you?" "You're stuck with a Kenny G record." "I can't do it." " Neil knows how to do it." "I..." " It's a little different but... (speaking in Spanish)" "(speaking in Spanish)" "John:" "Are you gonna tell me?" "I told him about the Kenny G." "John:" "Oh, okay." "I just want..." "You two guys start talking and I don't know what you're sayin'." "The real shitty thing about it was half the place was empty." "I mean, he's tellin' this funny stuff, some of it weird, you know, but a lot of funny stuff, and people weren't there, you know?" "That was a shame." "There were some people there, just..." "No, it pissed me off!" "I was standing there, like, "What is this?"" "Empty seats?" "Who's booking' this thing?" "I don't know who picked that place for you." "You know that place downtown, The Alley?" " Woman:" "The Alley." " John:" "Dirty." "Filthy." "Anyway, you need a business plan is what I'm sayin', you know?" "That's just product you're throwin' away." "If you see an empty seat and you tell a joke and there's no one in that seat you're just throwin' that joke away into that seat." " Right." " I wanna make sure people know before they get there, and if they don't know and it's still half empty," "I'm gonna give 'em a 2-for-1." "I'm gonna say" " bring a friend for free." " Excuse me." "(speaking in Spanish)" "(footsteps receding)" "(door opens)" "I gotta stick around here all the time, 'cause if I leave this one here in charge of stuff, he starts making decisions without me, and then it's her and him talkin' Spanish and I can't understand what's going on because, you know," "Mexican culture, the older guy, he's supposed to be the patriarch or whatever, it's bullshit." "It's my house." " I should be making the decisions." " Neil:" "Okay." "I'll be right back." "(footsteps receding)" "(door opens, closes)" "(speaking in Spanish)" "Neil:" "Hmm?" "(both chuckle)" "(continues speaking in Spanish)" "(makes noises)" "Jhon:" "This is all me." "Up to that first ridge, it's all me." " How's your son?" " My daughter?" "John:" "Yeah, that's right." "Sorry, I knew that." "Um, yeah." "Yeah, she's really good." "She's doing great." " John:" "What's her name again?" " Maria." "John:" "Maria, like after Grandma Maria?" "Nah, after Maria from West Side Story." "John:" "Huh!" "What's your game plan?" "What's the career plan, where do you, where do you, where do you wanna be?" "Where's this leading' to?" "I just wanna keep working, but we've got..." "I mean, where's the growth potential?" "I got this call yesterday about this, this party, this, kind of, private engagement in Hollywood." " Really?" " Yeah." "At the house of a pretty well-known celebrity and he's gonna have a lot of his celebrity friends there." " And I'm gonna perform." " Who's gonna be there?" " Neil:" "Liza Minnelli." " Liza Minnelli." " She's Judy Garland's daughter." " Yep." "Remember?" "The Wizard of Oz?" "I used to..." "We used to get that..." "Watch that movie once a year on TV." "It would come on TV and I would sing." "I'd sing that rainbow song." "Loved it." "What was that one that used to make my mom cry?" "Um... ♪ (John sings "Away In A Manger") ♪" "♪ No crib for his bed ♪" "♪ The little Lord Jesus ♪" "♪ Laid down His sweet head ♪" "♪ The stars in the sky ♪" "♪ Looked down where He lay ♪" "♪ The little Lord Jesus ♪" "♪ Asleep in the hay ♪" "All right, cuz." "Neil:" "Hey." "It's been great having' ya here." "You can stay longer if ya want." "I mean, we've got these rooms." "It's just... good to have you back in my life." "Sorry it's been so long." "You're a good boy, you try your best, you do this weird show, but it doesn't matter because you're trying, you're getting yourself out there and you're trying to tell jokes that make people happy," "that's what's important, just keep doing it." "Go to bed, go to sleep, turn off the lights." "(ball thuds in machine)" " (gunshot)" " Man:" "Put one in each chamber, so when you're ready to go, just yell, "Pull."" "Boy 1:" "Okay." "Pull!" "Boy 2:" "Pull!" "(gunshots continue)" "Boy 1:" "Okay." "Pull!" "Boy 2:" "Pull!" " Boy 3:" "Pull." " (gunshot)" "(water splashes)" "(muffled conversation)" "the color blue." "And he found that it actually enhances the growth of crops." "Blue." "The throat." "Yellow." "Stomach, liver... ego." "Green." "The heart... nature." "Red." "Vitality... energy." " Woman:" "You all right?" " Yeah." "(sobbing)" " Hi." " Neil:" "Hi." "Thank you." "Woman:" "What do you do?" "I have this, this little..." "This comedy show that I travel around with." "If you don't have a seminar or something tomorrow afternoon," "I have a show pretty close to here that we're doing at 2:00." "(speaking in Spanish on TV)" "(muffled cheering)" "♪ (lively music plays) ♪" "They are gonna fuck it up, we gotta get 'em outta here!" "Bad news, bad news, buddy." "Hootin' and hollerin' and laughin' and lovin' life." "Bad news, bad news." "(muffled cheering)" "You all right?" "Yep." "Man: (on phone) My friends and I, uh, we really enjoyed your show and we wanted to know if you wanted to make some videos with us." "We do, like, an online blog and we were wondering if you, you know, might be interested in something like that." " (TV clicks) - (indistinct shouting)" "♪ ("He Was a Guitar Player" "("and Now Plays Machine Gun in Vietnam" plays) ♪" "Neil:" "Hi, sweetheart." "Um, it was a long, long day." "Do you believe in God?" "♪ (low-tempo song plays) ♪" " HEY" " HEY" "I just wanted to come by and say thank you for having me along." "It's been great." "Yeah, it's been fun." "Oh, did you get a hotel room yet?" "Neil:" "No." "I have two beds, you should just stay with me, it'll be cheaper." "All right, listen, well I'll see you out there." "Good luck." "You too." "(clears throat)" "Neil:" "During his long, legendary broadcasting career, what was the number one question most often asked by Larry King?" ""Should I be concerned about blood in my diarrhea?"" "(woman groans)" "What was Elvis Presley's worst ever release?" "The ejaculation containing Lisa Marie." "(clears throat)" "Neil: (quietly) That's odd." "What's the worst thing, the worst thing about being gang raped by Crosby, Stills and Nash?" "No Young." "Oh, boy, what else do we have here?" "(clears throat)" "And what do you call the creatures, the creatures..." "Why don't you just go without me?" "Why don't you shut your mouth, little lady?" "We're trying to do a show here." " Woman:" "For real?" " Yeah, for real, huh?" "Just shut up so I can do the jokes and we can all get out of here, huh?" "On the outside of the building it didn't say that we were in hell, and then the few moments after when the stink from your syphilis breath, it started wafting over all the gentlemen and ladies who have come out for the show tonight," "excluding yourself, of course." "The minute that the waft of stench, from the herpes and the syphilis and the lice that you eat, huh, the minute that started coming... (audience gasps)" "(clears throat)" "You little whore." "What makes you think you can come here and throw a drink at someone who's traveled a great distance to bring laughs to this community, huh?" "What the hell's wrong with you?" "Mental..." "Mental illness, huh?" "Mental..." "Oh, I guess you didn't throw the drink, though." "She slipped and the drink fell." "She slipped on all the semen gushing out of her ass when she stood up, huh?" "She slipped on that, huh?" "Surprised you didn't break your chin on the fall, and then get the semen into the infected cut." "But you have plenty of infected cuts already." "The little whore's having a tantrum." "She's having a tantrum." "Oh, no, she heard a joke she didn't like." "So now she's gonna cry like a little baby and throw her poo-poo around." "Get the hell out of here, garbage woman, huh!" "You little whore." "You little whore." "That took the wind out of my sails, I'll tell ya." "Because that's unacceptable behavior." "When someone travels this great distance to bring these jokes for you people, to bring some joy into your lives, and I'm literally plucking jokes out of my heart and thrusting them into your fool faces." "And to have somebody do something like that, really stinks up the evening, wouldn't you agree?" "(sighs) (dog barks)" " (grunts)" " I'm a whore, huh?" "I'm a whore, huh?" "(groans)" "Fuck." "How does that feel?" "(door opens)" "(door closes)" "You okay?" "Can you help me find my glasses?" "(water running)" "(Neil sighs)" "They should change the name of that place to The Sewer Club." "The sewer..." "The Sewer Club." "No fuckin' security for the artists." "(sniffs) You're just on your own." "Somebody stabs you in the eye, fuck you." " You're on your own." " (sighs)" "Why don't you take off your fuckin' shoes?" "Why don't they take some of the money from the drinks and use it to buy some security guards so that we're protected from weirdos." "You can't have a fucking nightclub with no security." "You can't have people drinking their fucking brains out and then you're stuck there in the firing line of these cocksuckers" "and meth freak-o drug assholes." " Why don't you get some rest?" " Neil:" "Fuck that." "Fuck you." "(door opens)" "(door closes)" "(vacuum whirring)" "(vacuum off)" "Neil:" "Hi, sweetheart." "It's okay now." "Everybody's okay." "I miss you so much." "(sets brake) (turns engine off)" "(thud)" "♪ (music on radio) ♪" "♪ (music on radio continues) ♪" "(coyotes howling)" "(panting)" "♪ (music continues) ♪" " (turns radio off) - (continues panting)" "(pants unzipping)" "(urinating)" " (toilet flushes)" " Hey, man." "Wait, wait." "Sorry, sorry!" "Can I ask you a question?" "I'm sorry, I just..." "I'm Tommy, what's your name?" "Gene." "Gene?" "Okay, Gene." "(chuckles) I'm really sorry," "I don't mean to make you uncomfortable or anything." "My car broke down and I didn't want to drain the battery and run the engine and something's wrong with the transmission, I think." "So I just came in here because it's warmer in here." "Don't you think it is?" "Can I come out and stay in your car and hang out until somebody gets here, to stay warm?" "It's better if you stay in here." "It's warmer here." "Safer." "Tommy:" "In here?" "Yeah." "Tommy:" "Than in your car?" "Yeah." "Tommy:" "Okay, you think it's safer here?" "Okay." "Will you stay in here with me and keep me company until someone gets here?" " (bottle clatters) - (grunts)" "(dialing)" "Hi, sweetheart." "Remember this?" "Remember this?" "♪ (sings "Ave Maria") ♪" "♪ (continues singing) ♪" "Neil:" "Why?" "Why...?" "Why...?" "Why...?" "Man 1:" "Hey, man, you saw..." "You know that..." "You saw that..." "You remember that video I showed you with the..." "They're chasing the bike with the red gas tank." "The guy falls off and breaks his neck and dies, that guy?" " Man 2:" "He died?" " The cops were chasing..." " Yeah, he died." " He died?" "The guy who fell off died, yeah." "Broke his neck." "I want that red." "You want to die with a broken neck?" "No, I want the red..." "I want the red gas tank." "You can have one piece of red on your bike and the cops won't notice." "You know what I'm talking about." "If you get a whole red bike, the cops'll look at you." "They'll find you, they'll see you easily." "They'll come after you." "Man 2:" "You're gonna die." "You're gonna die because of a red stripe on your motorcycle." "Man 1:" "You can decide on one thing and I want the gas tank," " I want yellow rims." " Man 2:" "Yellow rims." "Man 1:" "Fuckin' bright, bright, bright as the sun." "Man 2:" "You're the only girl I ever met with a beard." "Yellow rims." "Man 1:" "Yeah." "Yellow rims." " You gonna go around topless?" " Yeah." "HEY" "(Hey!" "He)!" "" "(muffled chanting)" "(chanting grows louder)" "Marco!" "Marco!" "Marco!" "(people answer quietly) Polo!" "Man 2: (whispers eerily) Marco." "(muffled shouting)" "(muffled screaming)" "(traffic sounds)" "(screaming)" "(muffled grunts)" "(screaming) (crying)" "(screaming continues)" "Oh, I can't!" "Help me, please." "(groaning)" "(breathing heavily)" "Man:" "You got kids?" "You got any children?" "I got a, I got a son here in this town." "Yeah." "I just..." "I rolled through today and I hadn't seen him in, like, ten years." "It's his birthday today." "I took him out, played some miniature golf." "You're not gonna believe what happened." "There we were, right, we were just at the first hole of this mini-golf course right outside of town," "and, you know, we're having a good time." "It's a little awkward, I hadn't seen him in a while." "He looks up at me, he says the fuckin' weirdest thing." "He Says, "Hey, hey, Dad?"" "What..." "What does a woman's vagina look like?"" "Right?" "He says this to me." "I didn't know what to fuckin' say, man," "I was like, "I don't know." I mean..." "I said, "Well, before sex a woman's vagina looks like"" "two rose petals with teardrops of heaven glistening on it."" "We played a couple more holes, you know... just trying to get to know one another and he says..." "He brings it back up." "He said," ""Okay, what does a woman's vagina look like after sex?"" "I was like, "After sex?"" "It's like a..." "I don't know." "You ever seen an extremely large bulldog" ""eating out of a vat of mayonnaise?"" "So, he liked that." "He liked that." "But if I could just get real with you guys for a second here, just comedy aside." "I'm not new to this area." "I have a ten-year-old son here and today was his birthday." "I had the opportunity to take him out and play some miniature golf with him today, which was a lot of fun for me and he enjoyed it too." "We were out at the Cactus Course outside of town?" "And we were at the first hole, he..." "He looked up at me before he made his first shot and he asked," ""Dad, what does a woman's vagina look like?"" "And I said, "Well..."" "Did you guys..." "Did you guys hear the one, the joke... about the..." "(clears throat) paparazzi with a heart of gold?" "The paparazzi with a heart of gold." "He stole it from Princess Diana as she lay dying in her car." "(makes gunshot sounds)" "(makes machine gun sounds)" "Bam!" "Bam!" "(machine gun sounds)" "(blows raspberries)" "(drops mic)" "Woman:" "We're not paying for that." "Doctor:" "One or two?" " Neil:" "First one." " Doctor:" "Okay." "One or two?" "Two." "Doctor:" "I'll be back in just a minute." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Is anybody there?" "Hi, sweetheart." "I'm in town." "Um..." "I'm real busy, but I'd love to see you." "I'm doing this show." "I'm doing this show in the Hollywood Hills and... it's a, a private residence." "It's a..." "It's like a party, a celebrity party, and there'll be a lot of, you know, singers and actors" "and important folks like that there, so I think you'd have a lot of fun if you wanted to come out and see me." "I miss you." " (shouting) - ♪ (party music plays) ♪" "Sink!" "Sink!" "Sink!" "Sink!" "Sink!" "Sink!" "Come on, you fuckin' bitches, scream!" "Oh, fuckin'..." "Come on, come on!" "Oh, Ruby." "Go, Ruby." "Come on, Ruby." "Scream like you're getting fucked!" "Come on!" "Scream like you're getting fucked!" "♪ (muffled music plays) ♪" "(muffled chattering)" "' (applause) - (cheering)" "(Neil panting)" "' (applause) - (cheering)" " Woman 1:" "Come on!" " Woman 2:" "Hello?" "' (applause) - (cheering)" "(Neil walls)" "All right, hey." "You okay?" "You all right?" " (wails louder)" " Thanks, guys." "Can you help me?" "Hold on, just stand up." "Just take a second." "Okay?" "Jesus!" "(women scream)" "(stops wailing)" "(quiet chatter)" "(ragged breathing)" "(ragged breathing continues)" "(man speaking in Spanish)" "(sounds of applause)" "(muted arguing)" "(Neil laughing)" "(continues laughing)" "♪ (choir sings "Ave Maria") ♪"