"MediaPro presents" "Diana Dumitrescu" "Andi Vasluianu" "Antoaneta Zaharia" "Marius Damian" "Loredana Groza" "Costumes:" "Radu Mada" "Scenography:" "Iulian Bostănaru" "Sound:" "Viorel Dobre" "Music:" "Jeremy Adelman  Bruce Dristoll" "Image:" "Emanuel Kadosh" "Mounting:" "George Bornagel" "Scenario:" "Adrian Lustig" "Producer:" "Ducu Ion" "Director:" "Iura Luncaşu" "Sweet Little Lies" "Come on in here..." "There you are!" "It's working." "Can you hear me?" "It's O.K. to me." "It seems to be O.K. to me, too." "Be careful not to fall!" "Internet provider "CtrlNET"" "Wait." "The little juice." "The little popcorn." "Now, now, now." "It is working." "Have you been following me?" "All the time." "Would you like to check out the connection?" "Are you even asking?" "It is good like this?" "Like this..." "Care for a drink?" "Plain water." "Go ahead, go ahead!" "Come on, what are you waiting for?" "Come on!" "Can I ask you something?" "Yep." "Why did you change the provider?" "It was just keeping blocking." "Yep." "All the time." "Sex trainer." "First lesson free." "It's true ... what it says here?" "First lesson free?" "Only for virgins." "I don't fit." "Oh, yes?" "Then you will have to pay for the first lesson too." "One hundred Euro the match." "Two halves with a break of fifteen minutes." "Overtime is charged separately." "Do you also have promotional packages?" "Monthly passes at three hundred euro." "A weekly service included." "The night detour rises the price by twenty per cent." "The emergency troubleshooting - yet thirty percent." "I accept also lei at the National Bank exchange rate." "I don't charge VAT." "I don't give a tax receipt." "That in case you are thinking of getting back your money somewhere." "Don't you think you are more expensive than a lawyer?" "I do." "("fac" has the same prononciation with "fuck" = word game)" "I don't speak." "So." "Have you decided yet?" "Ok." "I subscribe." "What a perv woman ..." "Gosh ..." "Yes." "Take her from the front side." "Harder!" "Be wild like this!" "What the heck are you doing?" "What is with this frame?" "Hey, you, don't fu..." "Can you hear me?" "Adjust the damn frame!" "Yeah, I know..." "You wear forty-two." "That's why I can't see anything." "What are you doing with my phone?" "I am giving myself a beep." "Why?" "To have you in the memory." "And one more thing." "Outside - you don't know me, I don't know you." "O.K.?" "Fine by me!" "Get..." "Gosh!" "Get off the car!" "Did you enjoy?" "What's to enjoy?" "I couldn't see anything." "I have already told you not to stay at the top of the ligne." "Have you recorded anything?" "What was to record?" "Pantings and legs movements at still frame?" "What do you want?" "Gosh, what did you miss!" "If you sent it to the Cannes, they would give you a prize for this, too." "How would you like me to put this one on the phone?" "Magda." "I don't know." "Wait a sec." ""Ode to Joy"" "Does it beat fifty?" "Yes, it doesn't matter." "It beats fifty." "She can beat... how much she wants." "Do you know Facebook?" "From the profile." "For about a mouth I've been in contact with a chick Oana." "Come here to see a pic." "Ah." "I got it!" "Brothers Bradăr, meet sisters Sistăr." "Ah?" "Yep..." "And... which one is it?" "Are you mocking of me?" "What am I supposed to do with the seal?" "Carriage?" "Right.." "She's pretty, we have common tastes." "She's a kacker." "In short - she's crazy about me." "She's a hacker, my ass." "And what do I have with this syrup?" "You do." "Because she thinks me am you." "Ah!" "So she's crazy about me?" "Listen, don't you even dare, cause I'll cut your throat!" "At what lines I have been putting in!" "Relax, man, I am not hitting at these under thirty." "These ones are still dreaming at the big love." "Who is the babe?" "Man, is this that picture when we got waisted in ninety-five?" "In ninety-five, yes." "Yeah, you got wasted, not me." "I got totally wasted." "What's the difference?" "Well, they removed you with the dustpan, and I got removed with the broom." "Ta-ra!" "Gosh!" "Hello, Madam!" "Hello!" "Do you know how I've made them?" "Good, really good." "The butter is the butter and the egg from the farm." "Check it out!" "Thanks a million!" "Check it out, dear!" "You are getting us fat again, Mom?" "Damn with the getting fat!" "Come on, Mummy!" "Honestly, why don't you get married, dear Mummy, ?" "You are looking so good!" "Gosh, here she goes again!" "Both of you from the first grade." "Especially you, Toni." "Where can we find a nice girl at her house?" "I agree, you can't find one like that, you can't find." "I can't find one to cook you a real cake." "A real one you can't find anymore..." "Come on, we have work to do..." "Listen, Mummy?" "Yep?" "Oh, dear, I've forgotten." "Ah!" "To order that Vuitton for me." "To take some tomatoes from..." "Ok." "We are in hurry." "Yes, ok." "Come on, bye." "Ah!" "What?" "You caught my foot." "Well, I..." "Bye." "I caught my..." "The Chinese woman!" "Very nice..." "Troubleshooting in sixty minutes." "Hold on." "Brigi, come in front at Toni's, in ten minutes." "I don't give a shit about your client." "It's Toni's car." "Come on, get him off from moving!" "E, fish's taxi driver." "Check this out!" "She has a client." "Come on, be quick, I'm in a hurry." "I won't be quick, my ass!" "Listen up!" "This girl wants us to meet from days." "But I've just been putting her off." "I don't want her to dump me." "The idea is like this." "Tomorrow at the Old Center at eleven o'clock." "You are meeting her at the "French Bakery"." "Are you mocking of me?" "Be careful, the chick is a Piarist." "Pianist?" "She... works at a Piar agency, you bull!" "All right." "We are doing like this." "So." "These are our messages I vave witten." "You are going to learn them by heart and tomorrow... you are me." "Are you nuts?" "You are one of a kind!" "I know that, yes..." "she will see after a while." "You are going to wear an ear bug..." "in order to hear all I have to say." "With the phone on." "In order not to be tangled, I wll whisper to you." "Ok?" "Oh, be careful, will you?" "What are you doing, man?" "This is me with her." "Oh, come on, I don't need this stuff!" "If you are hitting on her, I will have your gland!" "What if she's hitting on me?" "I will have your gland." "Didn't you say that she's crazy about me?" "I will have your gland." "Come on, man, I gotta hit the road!" "China Town is waiting for me." "And I have a meeting at the anonymous hackers,.. online." "I gotta give up." "Well... good luck!" "Is it yours, man?" "How come?" "It belongs to a couple of parrots, who are sitting in that pub." "Here you go." "And say it is mine." "All right?" "All right." "Be careful, your object is coming." "We are focusing, aren't we?" "Hi!" "Take a seat!" "I'll be done in a second." "I still have to post two orders before Paris' exchange market opening." "Excuse me." "You must be Oana." "If I have to, I am." "You must be Toni." "Until proven otherwise." "Be more serious." "You are a broker, my ass!" "So, Toni." "Are we going to play blinds a lot, or are you going to take off our glasses?" "We are taking off our glasses." "Have you read?" "Wake up..." "Come on, wake up!" "What?" ""Gone with the wind"." "The menu." "We are in a cafe." "We are going to order something, aren't we?" "What are you having?" "A short espresso." "Ask her about the chocolate." "Don't you want a white, hot chocolate?" "They are making a..." "We don't have white chocolate." "No colour." "Sorry." "I have mixed up with the pub next door." "Bring me also an expresso and an... "Up!"." "You haven't slept much last night." "Move that laptop a bit, in order for me to see something." "Man!" "Man, hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Man, why are you..." "Why did he cut me off?" "You have torn me, man!" "Every time is like that!" "In my feather!" "I stayed on... the Chinese." "Hong Kong Exchange Market..." "I couldn't take it off." "In addition with a transactions file more..." "Aren't you getting that?" "Oh, yes." "It's Bahmuţeanca." "She gets upset if I don't answer." "Yes, dear." "Kiss you!" "I am at a meeting." "I"ll call you in an hour." "All right?" "Kiss, kiss!" "How about these stars!" "Tell me about it!" "I have made the mistake to give some people some tips on how to increase their money." "And now I can't get rid of them." "Haven't you seen in the magazines, how many they set me up with?" "I haven't." "Excuse me." "She will be back." "Paparazzi." "Have they gone?" "Yup." "The danger is gone." "Yes, I know they've scared you." "I'v heard you are broker." "Are you a broker?" "Yes." "Take it easy, he's one of us, man!" "I would like to put in some money." "Will you give me a tip?" "Buy oil." "It will reach two hundreds a barrel." "Thanks." "I remember you." "From somewhere." "I appologise for..." "Come on, man, leave him alone!" "Sit down!" "Your coat is torn down." "You know, you'll have to excuse me." "I have to go." "London is opening." "Do you mind if we go out one by one?" "No, not at all." "In order not to get stalked by those punks." "Look." "You go out first." "And I am staying to pay." "If you don't mind." "No." "Not a bit." "Sir!" "You forgot your glasses." "Keep them as a tip." "What are you doing, man?" "You have washed it like shit." "Take it!" "Dong." "With diplôme de l'Académie du Chocolat." "A glorious future en Europe francophone is waiting for you." "But in case of unemployment, a satisfait husband will be granted to you." "It's easier to satisfy a husband with a cake." "Isn't it?" "Voilà." "Tu as bien compri." "Dana." "Bonjour camarade professeur." "You never get here en temps." "You'll never be a cake chef." "Pas de passion pur le chocolat?" "Oui, camarade professeur." "Regardez, Oana." "Elle aime vraiment le chocolat." "Bonjour, Magda." "Bonjour." "Un instant, s'il te plaît." "J'attend." "C'est bon." "Alors..." "Girls,... today we are making... bavaroise!" "Iu-Hu!" "Pas de iu-hu!" "O-la-la!" "O-la-laaa!" "Parfait!" "Here you have the recipe." "Toi." "Voila!" "God speed le travail!" "Merci..." "Merci..." "Merci." "So, how was your date?" "Hm?" "All right, I guess." "What do you mean okay?" "He's a bit unlikeable." "I don't know yet, there is something fishy about him." "I can't tell." "Yes, let's talk at home, I don't want these to hear us." "Listen, isn't he gorgeous?" "Well, I don't know - gorgeous or not, but he's a great kisser." "Man, where did you get this suit?" "From the funeral furnishers?" "Hm?" "From the eBay." "From the eBay, hm?" "Yup." "It suits you perfectly." "What?" "Perfectly so I was about to end up flamingo, you ass-hole!" "Fuck you, hackers!" "You are hoaxing each other." "One guy sells watches and another buys them with fake credit cards!" "Don't worry, we are going to a shop and you are buying any suit you want." "Next time." "Next time?" "If there is a next time." "It's a dangerous game." "Did you hit on her?" "What?" "Why is your phone off?" "Hm?" "Why is your phone off?" "The battery." "I see it's got battery." "Well, I have recharged it." "Aaa!" "I'm gonna chop you, man!" "Chop you!" "Man, you are really fucked up!" "Go and see a doctor!" "Oana, please stop crying!" "It's not my fault." "What, was it my stupid idea to date him in your place?" "And honestly,..." "if the paparazzi didn't show up, nothing would happend." "Oana, please jump no more cause we are living in the attic and the neighbours will come after us again!" "Open the door!" "What are you doing in there?" "Oana, open up!" "What are you doing in there?" "Oana..." "Oana don't be crazy!" "Oana..." "Oana open up!" "Oana, open up, otherwise I'll knock down the door!" "Don't be crazy!" "You, madwoman..." "Oana!" "Oana, I'm knocking down the door!" "Check it out!" "How much does it show when I rise?" "Check it out now!" "Hm?" "How much did it show?" "Check it out now!" "Hm?" "You are mad!" "I got scared." "Damn madwoman!" "Check it out how much it shows cause I don't..." "Damn your scale!" "..." "Fifty..." "Fifty-seven, you madwoman!" "Are you crazy?" "I got scared!" "Fifty-five." "That's it!" "It's important to find the right scale." "Look, this one is not good..." "and neither is that one." "What can I tell you?" "The girl is okay." "But she's out of your league." "Why?" "I don't know how to..." "explain this to you." "Yes..." "She's a little bit pretentious." "And you are a little bit chubby." "But is she from your league?" "What do I have to do with this, brother?" "You got me into this." "I did it for you as a friend." "Still... the girl has a quality." "Which one?" "She's a great kisser." "Aaah!" "I'll kill you!" "Man, the phone, ... the boss." "Hello, boss, yes?" "Yes, I got it!" "How the heck to...?" "Yes, Sir!" "We have an emergency." "Come on, I'll kill you after." "And when are you going to take off those stockings?" "Who the heck is going to see me, anyway?" "Leave me alone!" "You are looking for something to eat in vain, I haven't cooked, cause I've been upset with you." "Oh, come on, I'm not anymore." "Here, it's all gone!" "Come on, I'm not mad anymorea." "I'm past it!" "Because when he kissed you, he thought he was kissing me." "You know?" "I mean, he thought you are me." "You know?" "So, how did you come up with the idea to put Toni Jones on the call?" "Well, let me show you." "Check it out what this boy says." "He listens like this,..., look!" "Beetles, Gil Dobrică, Tom Jones, Gabi Luncă and Lady Gaga." "Only from that you can realize this man has an absolutely wonderful soul." "And he's special." "For a broker, it's a little bit too much fashion." "Less that one with Lady Gaga." "Are you still seeing him?" "What do you think?" "Still with the pianist?" "Do you care?" "Did she leave you any message after your date?" "Do you care?" "Here you are the password." "But you..." "Log in and see the message." "ABCD1234" "One could tell you are a hacker." "It wouldn't cross my mind." "Drop it, man..." "The hell with it!" "Man, are we going tomorrow to the club, at "NoShame"?" "Nope." "Why not?" "Tomorrow is Mom's birthday." "I want us to make her a surprise." "We are buying a birthday cake." "Ok." "Allons enfans at the craft," "La-ra-ra-ri-ra ri-ra-ram." "Haa!" "Aah!" "Gee, what a big house, man!" "Where the heck has this one so much money, man?" "His husband." "He works for the PHARE Funds." "So, aren't you afraid to meet PHARE Funds here, on the stairs, man?" "Nope, cause he's staying all night long in the casinos." "Do you understand me?" "You are going a little bit farther." "So if it's him, you honk if you see anything." "Ok?" "Yup." "So, man?" "Hm!" "One time or... two times, hm?" "That depends." "Who knows?" "Good luck!" "Dani!" "C'est toi?" "Dani!" "Dani!" "C'est toi?" "Dani!" "Dani!" "Dani!" "C'est toi?" "Dani!" "Dani!" "C'est toi, mon amour?" "Oui, madame." "Madame c'est your Mom." "Moi, je suis Yvonne." "Have you cuffed again and thrown the keys?" "What if your husband comes?" "I leave you like this and go away." "What would you do?" "Dani, assez." "Hm?" "Te consulte par moi." "Take the book." "This one?" "Page cent deux." "Does it have a dictionary, too?" "It has pictures." "Ah..." "Oh, Dani!" "Dani, que fais-tu?" "Que you want." "Oooh,.." "Dani!" "Tu dir..." "Ah!" "Come and see!" "Come and see!" "Come and see!" "So?" "Aaah!" "One can't find bavaroises like mines even in Paris." "So, you see?" "That's why I don't like Paris." "But have you been there?" "Nope." "So, that's the stuff we are talking." "So, what do you say?" "Bravo, bravo!" "It's good." "But how that losing weight diet is going?" "The diet is going well, I am putting on weight." "I just don't know what to do to get at the ideal proportions." "Well, to reduce the slices." "Right?" "So, tell us." "How are the things going between you and that boy on the internet?" "Well, we have already met." "And, what happened?" "And..." "All I can tell you, is that  he is a great kisser!" "Get out of here!" "From the first date?" "Well, after how much he worked her on the net." "It doesn't matter." "Bravo!" "The mark, for the bavaraise?" "Quatorze." "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "Easy, man!" "What are you doing, brother?" "You are not driving anymore." "Go ang collect those cakes." "I'm not going." "You are." "I can't go with the car here." "All right, but don't move from here!" "Dana, look who's coming." "Oh, my Gosh, I'm going to pass out." "Look who's coming!" "Come here." "Come, come, come to switch the badges." "Switch those badges." "Like this." "Hello." "Hello." "How can we help you?" "Well, isn't this Madame before me?" "No, because Madame hasn't decided yet." "She is still thinking." "Dana?" "Da, Dana!" "How are you?" "Very well." "Yourself?" "Dana, what cakes would you recommend to me?" "I can recommend "Triollo"." "Which is a marzipan icing and dark chocolate cake." "Sure it's good?" "Very good." "Miss, I would like to pay for these candies..." "Do you want to give it to you nude like this or shall we write anything on it?" "Come on, let's get dressed it." "It depends on what kind of..." "special... emotion is." "Yes, it's for an emotion very..." "A special occasion." "It's my Mom's bithday." "Aaah!" "All right." "Then, we'll write:" ""Happy Birthday!"" "So what is your Mom's name?" "I always say her, Ma'am, hm..." "Mummy, Mama." ""Mama"" "And how should we write, with diacritics?" "Whatever you like." "It's better like this." "Hm..." "Is it fine by you like this?" "Start the engine, the timer, and snap at it, take me anywhere." "Stop starring at me!" "Go!" "How much is it?" "Hm..." "A hundred." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Here you go." "Thank you." "Miss, I..." "And..." "We have a special occasion, a sale." "For a "Triollo", you get a free "Frezie"." "It's very good, made with whole strawberries and vanilla cream." "Did you make it yourself, too?" "Yes." "Very good." "Are you giving it to me?" "Sure thing." "For sure." "Of course." "Thanks." "Miss, I..." "And we also have another offer extra-special." "At those cakes you arei..." "You are so sweet." "But I haven't got any other hands left." "Please pass by other time!" "I want you to know I'll be waiting for you anyhow." "Anytime." "Bye." "Bye." "Miss, I would like to pay for these candies and be on my way." "Ma'am!" "If you don't mind." "Would you help me to open the door?" "Pretty please." "Yes, sure." "Thank you very much." "Please." "Thanks." "I would like to pay for my candies, Miss." "To pay for them." "Yes." "Sure." "Of course." "Pretty please." "Yes, pretty please." "Ma'am." "Sorry to abuse your kindness." "Could you call a cab for me?" "Pretty please." "Still without hands." "Yes." "Thank you very much." "Please." "Thank you." "Bye." "Schumacher, slow down, nobody is following us." "Schumy, are you nuts?" "I am not Schumacher, I am Hamilton." "Yes, I got whiter a little bit." "I've made a good joke." "I haven't caught it." "Am I heading well towards nowhere?" "Where are we?" "On the Spring street." "You got it well." "Do you like seals?" "Ocean like so much." "Hm..." "Stop here." "Stop, stop." "I leave here." "Hm..." "How much is it?" "Seriously, tell me how much is it." "I forgot to set the timer." "No way." "Next time I am charging you double." "And if you need a taxi immediately." "Call me." "Ok." "I am Toni." "Strange." "You are the second Toni this week." "That means you had a... tonic week." "I'll call you cause I don't like to be in debts." "Ok." "Where have you disappeared, you bull?" "You left me with those cakes in my arms." "I'm in the mood to stick them to your face!" "Have you gone mad, man?" "What was I supposed to do?" "I had a client." "What client, you idiot?" "Are you a taxi driver?" "Occasional." "Ok, finally, you got a client, too." "What did you do to her?" "What do you mean what did I do to her?" "I gave her a lift home." "And at home, what did you do to her?" "Her home, you obsessed man." "Man, are you mocking of me?" "You left me like a parrot in the middle of Bucharest, with two cakes in my hands." "To play the taxi driver?" "Bla, bla, bla." "Aren't you asking me which client?" "Hm?" "Eh, it wasn't Angelina Joli, was it?" "Oana, man!" "Oana!" "Oana?" "Our Oana?" "Yup..." "What OUR Oana, man?" "Man, I wanted to say - that one from the net." "Right?" "The pianist." "She's not a pianist, she's a piarist." "Capisci?" "Don't call her like that anymore, or I will make your cake a mouth." "Wait a sec, man, and how did she get in your cab?" "How..." "She saw that I'm available." "And she took me." "Anyway, for your information, she's a super sweet." "So she gave you a tip." "Obviously." "What tip?" "That's not the point." "She's more important than we'd thought." "Did she tell you that?" "Eh, she told me." "What was to tell me?" "I saw where she lives." "An exquisite block of flats." "Half a million of coco." "Hm?" "Did she invite you inside?" "How she could invite me?" "What do you think, is she one of those who subscribes to you?" "Ah." "Eh, from those who subscribe to you." "Frigid, morbide and inflatable." "What are you doing?" "Wheve have you been?" "I was worried about you." "I can see." "Did it crossed your mind to to bring me my clothes from the candy shop?" "Here they are, over there." "Still with your losing weight diet?" "I am eating and I am pedaling, I am eating." "I think I have alredy entered a vicious circle." "The more I pedal, the hungrier I get." "So, stop pedaling." "What, do you want me to get like a seal?" "Eh, forget about it, there are men out there who adore seals." "I've just met one, who likes them oceanic-like a lot." "I really don't believe that." "Did you tell him?" "What?" "Who?" "Stop actic like stupid." "Toni, did you tell him the truth?" "But why are you interested, hm?" "I'm not interested." "I was just asking." "Tell me." "Did you tell him?" "What?" "Who?" "Tomorrow..." "I'll take her to the disco and tell her the truth." "You must make hay while the sun shines." "Don't get burnt." "I wouldn't rush things." "What do you mean?" "So, what are you going to tell her?" "That you are not a broker, ... you are a hacker..." "That you are not a taxi driver,.... you are the internet guy." "If I were her, I would dump you immediately." "And if you were me?" "I would still wait for a round." "If you like, I'll go in your place." "Man,... to keep her warm." "But only if you ask me to." "Will you do this for me?" "I'll do it, but on one condition." "You give me protocol money." "Countless and non refundable." "Either am I a brokeror not at all." "It's a deal." "Man isn't that Mom's cake?" "Yes, it is." "Mom will kill us both." "We've eaten her cake." "There's nothing to laugh about, man!" "Big sale!" "Another one!" "Don't you dare to use my creams again!" "I am seeing you!" "I did't have the guts to tell him!" "What?" "I didn't have the guts to tell him, I don't wanna ruin everything." "And he is such a handsome guy, so well educated." "You hear me?" "There was a woman behind him..." "Who was looking at him very strangely." "She was looking like you would say she wanted to kill him." "And at a certain point, the guy smiled at her and from two smiles" "That one..." "Opened the door for him, hold his cakes and called a taxi for him, too." "Didn't she give him her phone number, too?" "I think she's a real women tamer." "Stop looking at me cause I'm looking awful." "Do you think you nailed him down?" "I don't know yet cause he didn't taste my cakes yet." "But I'm heading for a certain victory here." "I think till this time he's already tasted from one for sure." "How can you tell?" "I don't know, but you could check it out." "How?" "How come, Oana?" "On the net." "Hold me cause I'am about to pass out!" "Don't pass out cause you are too heavy!" "I'm coming, too." "He enjoyed the cakes!" "He enjoyed the cakes!" "Especially my "Triollo"." "I agree with him, judging on how much marzipat I put in it." "It would nail down a hippo, too." "And?" "And!" "And?" "He invited me to the club." "And..." "I think I'll go." "I have to tell him the truth." "It's not working like this anymore." "That's it!" "Either the prom, or the hospital." "If I were you I wouldn't rush things." "How?" "Well, I don't know." "Think for yourself, the man's still got the chocolate taste in his mouth." "He won't appreciate the sweet little lie too much." "The lies won't kill us." "Oana, leave the lines alone!" "You know what I mean." "Just think about it a little bit." "He - a broker, you - a cake chef." "I suggest to give hime some time to get used." "No!" "I've already told him I would go." "Only if..." "If?" "Don't you want to go one more time in my place?" "Hm?" "No." "Come on!" "No." "Come on, Oana." "Once" " I can understand, but... one more time it becomes so..." "Come on, how much does it cost you?" "It costs me, cause I have promised to do babysitting from six to twelve for..." "How will we pay for the rent?" "I'm going in your place!" "But wasn't better with the ear bug?" "And who is gonna believe that you are connected to the exchenge market on Saturday night?" "You see?" "I can only think at the time when I will get rid of the tape." "Hold that one." "Where, here?" "Higher, higher." "Lower." "Wait." "Oh, ouch!" "Ţiţi-ţiri-ţiţi!" "Hold on." "Come on, let's put it to the test." "Say something." "One, two." "One, two." "Everybody do like us, If you are BULLS!" "Man." "It's perfect." "Hold that one." "Be careful not no make any wrong move." "To tear the wire." "Yup.." "Because this time you'll be in big trouble with me." "Understand?" "Why aren't you going in my place?" "... This is the plan." "So, we are doing like this." "I'm giving you a lift..." "Both of you." "You are taking her to the pub." "You danse with her, you get her drunk,..." "you get her head swollen, not too much." "And after that you bring her back in the car to me." "And I will sort you." "Do you want to take advantage of her, right?" "I want to take advantage of her mood to tell her the truth." "I think she'll accept the situation easier, right?" "Will you shag her?" "Man, are you obsessed or what?" "All you can think about is to that!" "Of course I want to shag her." "It seems normal..." "Oana!" "Hey, Oana!" "Toni, is that you?" "It's me, yes!" "Hi." "Hi." "What's up?" "Ok." "Why didn't you come with your BMW?" "I'd like to have a drink... tonight." "After so much stress." "Shall we go?" "Yup." "Come on, boy." "Step on it." "Yes, yes." "Ok, boss." "Bye." "Don't move from here, no matter what, boy." "Yes?" "All right, boss." "Kiss my ass!" "What, have I got anything on my face?" "What are you drinking for?" "Come on, let's drink for somebody." "For the paparazzi." "For the paparazzi." "You cute baby." "I'm going to make you a plate, hm?" "Shall I make you a plate?" "From the fridge, something delicious." "Hm, what do you say?" "Gu-gu." "Gu-gu?" "He's handing her over to me." "Hey, he-he-he-hey!" "Wow!" "Hey, Toni!" "Did you get bored?" "Nu, I've been listening a soap opera at the radio." "Have they started to broadcast soap operas at the radio?" "Was it cool?" "Nope, I did't cry." "No." "What the heck are you doing, man?" "What are you doing?" "Come on, what do you want, man?" "What?" "What happened?" "But what are you doing?" "Man,... man, man, man!" "Come on, get out!" "Come on - out!" "What's this, a brothel?" "What, you don't have bushes outside?" "What's got into you, man?" "I'm not getting out..." "Out, man!" "Man, what's got into you?" "I'm not getting out, we haven't got at the destination, anyway!" "Be careful, I'll take your number and make complaint to the Consumers' Protection." "I'll kick your ass, man!" "Get out!" "You son of a bitch!" "Get out!" "All right, man." "I will get out." "But at least give Miss a lift home." "I'm not staying with this mad man in the car." "Man, at least, call us a taxi!" "Make her a subscription." "Man, are you a bull or what?" "What did he mean with the subscription?" "To the subway." "An wise guy,.. big dodger." "And now what?" "Shall we go to my place?" "Well, isn't it dangerous for a girl alone in the night?" "Alone in the night." "I haven't got complaints so far." "Shhhh?" "What's that noise?" "What's that noise?" "!" "Nothing." "Shhh!" "It's a voice." "Wait, wait." "Like a hyena." "It's not a hyena." "It's my Mom." "What if she catches us?" "Sha can't cause she's bound." "Why do you keep your mom bound?" "She's crazy." "So?" "Will you show it to me?" "..." "No, no, not now." "No." "Dad left us." "He couldn't stand Mom anymore." "Wait!" "..." "Exactly." "Are you a secret agent?" "But don't tell to anyone!" "Okay?" "Cheri!" "Cheri!" "Cheri!" "Cheri!" "Where are you?" "Cheri!" "Cheri!" "Wait, I'll go turn down my mom." "Ups." "What do we have here?" "A French croissant." "Hm?" "What do we have here?" "What do we have here?" "What do we have here?" "Beaten instruments,... percussion." "Percussion, hm?" "And?" "..." "How was it?" "Hm?" "Divine, dramatic, painful." "That's all you can say after six hours spent with a man?" "He's a great dancer." "He's a great dancer, he's a great kisser." "There is still one thing I have to find out if he does it well." "And this one I'm gonna find by myself." "What are you doing?" "I've fixed up a date with him." "When?" "Are you interested?" "!" "The whole room is spinning with me." "Shame on you!" "Shame on you!" "Are you going to kick my butt here or outside?" "You don't deserve even a spit." "How could you?" "The best friend." "Jerk." "I couldn't do anything about it." "I've fallen in love." "As simple as that." "It's not my fault." "Tomorrow, at ten, you have a date with her." "Don't be late." "Hi, Toni." "Have we met before?" "On the net." "I am Oana." "And you are crazy about Lady Gaga." "Don't call my name." "Don't call my name." "Antoane." "What are you doing, man?" "Where have you been?" "What did he do, man?" "What's wrong with you, man?" "Why are you getting pissed now?" "Tell me, what's the reason to be pissed?" "Do you want me to kick your ass?" "Nope." "Like this, zip it!" "Well, my boy!" "You are making me to walk around with money in my pocket to give you your share?" "What share?" "What do you mean what share, man?" "For the oil tip." "It filled me up with money." "Can't you see my car?" "BMW, X6." "Here you are, five grant bucks." "Two small shots." "Do you have mici?" "Watch out, paparazzi!" "Go over there, man." "Now you've understood?" "Miss, I don't know how to tell you without being a jerk." "Either you get out from the table, or I'll do it." "Because I've got a date." "You have a date with me." "Cause I am Oana." "How could you be Oana?" "Can't you look at the way you look?" "Me..." "You, daddy, what do you do to them, that they are crazy about you, hm?" "Te chero mucio, ciucio?" "Tu eres, mi corasao?" "So, tell us." "Will you give us another tip?" "Sell your gold." "It will go down." "Have you heard, man?" "We go for the gold." "It will go up." "Or it will go down." "The devil knows." "Dana, at least do you know how to make a tea?" "Nevermind, her husband will do it for her." "Come on." "No, he orders room service for her." "You got it." "Attention, regardez vous!" "Très beau." "How do I look?" "Classe, madame." "He beat me up, yes?" "Torn." "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit,... torn?" "Completement cassée." "Ah..." "Parfait." "Tonight..." "We are organising Symposium Against Family Violence." "Me Speeker." "Convincing?" "Oui... oui, madame." "All is fake, compris?" "Voilà..." "Ça..." "Ça s'est du maquillage." "The hand?" "Parfait, hm?" "Parfait du chocolat." "Symposium!" "PHARE Funds, classy people." "We'll prepare for them special cakes." "Oana!" "Are you invited for the symposium, too?" "Hey, hey." "Hey, where are you going?" "Here you have to say where you are going, who are you looking for." "Don't go in like..." "Can you helping me out?" "So,... so,.. so do tell." "Do you know her?" "No." "Isn't she living here?" "No, she isn't." "Positively sure." "She's not living here." "But I saw her going inside this block." "How come?" "She's not living here, Sir." "This is a new block of flats." "I know everybody here." "She's not living for sure." "Are you sure?" "Positively, Sir!" "Merci." "You've been so much helpful to me." "Hi, Toni." "Hi..." "Dana." "It's not my badge." "It's the badge of a colleague." "She asked me to keep her place." "I don't work here." "You are Dana and I piar Oana." "Will you tell Toni?" "Dana, I can handle." "Okay?" "Hi." "How can I help you?" "Take a "Triollo" cake." "It's delicious." " Toni." " Madame Virginica?" "What are you doing here?" "How is Dani?" "Tell him not to forget me about the revision next week." "Oana!" "If you don't have net,..." "these guys will set it up for you immediately." "They've got their firm." "Excellent." "How many sessions do you still have from the subscription?" "Two." "Two." "Would you like a cake?" ""Forêt noire"?" "Maybe next time." "We deliver at home, for your information." "Really?" "I didn't know you do home delivery." "We are making an exception." "Come on in, it's open!" "Did you forgot your keys at home again?" "What are you doing here?" "This,..." "I wanted to ask myself, too." "I am at home." "At a... cousin... from the countryside." "And I am at a repair." "A friend of mine asked me... from town." "Since when are the brokers good at repairements?" "Since the piarists iron the clothes." "It's a hobby of mine." "From college." "And that one is still one of your hobbies?" "Ah." "This one?" "Asta?" "It's..." "I bought it from..." "Venice." "The city of lovers,..." "I was alone." "Not if he's at home." "Toni." "Toni." "Wake up!" "Wake up, Mom!" "Someone is looking for you." "She says you have ordered some cakes." "Have you ordered any cakes?" "Well, no problem." "So you don't like my cakes anymore." "Right?" "No problem, I got it." "Very well." "One sec." "Please, come on in!" "Be careful at the step." "Like this." "How beatiful it is!" "..." "Look how beau..." "Please, take a sit!" "Like this." "Ah." "Excuse me!" "I'll leave you guys alone." "Hi, Toni." "Hi, Oana." "I like your place." "It's nice." "But didn't you say you are a broker?" "No, I am a hacker." "But I didn't mean to scare you away." "Did you want to be a hacker since you were a little boy?" "No." "When I was little I wanted to be a seal tamer." "Seal tamer." "Exactly." "I haven't seen anyone to want to be a seal tamer." "The seal." "I love animals a lot." "And what did you become in the end?" "An engineer." "Ah, an engineer?" "Aaa!" "I've heard only good things about the engineers." "Eh, sure." "What?" "Like... the engineers are like this." "They are..." "How?" "Hm..." "They are with..." "How?" "Well, I just don't know now how to tell." "You know?" "I got it." "Yup." "Haven't you got any napkins?" "Nap..." "Look over there under the books." "I put it under the books." "No, no, I don't." "I don't use it." "You don't use it?" "No." "I can see." "Why did you hit me?" "Hm?" "Why do you hit me?" "What's got into you?" "I've played." "Ah, is that a game?" "Yes." "What are you doing, dear?" "But I don't like this joke." "Stop doing that!" "How about taking things from where we left them?" "Hm?" "Let's do it!" "Who was that woman from the picture on the nightstand?" "Mom." "Even if I could believe..." "That a broker goes on taxi, his tuxedo is tearing apart on his back." "I couldn't ever believe that Yvonne is your mom." "Wait." "You don'ti..." "No "Wait"." "I want you to leave." "And come back with a credible explanation." "Or tell me sweet little lies." "Ah!" "I've just remembered what they say about the engineers." "What?" "That they are good guys and..." "And what?" "And..." "Ah, apparently they don't have humour." "And they don't have another things..." "No, dear." "They've got everything." "You know what they say about the good guys?" "Hm?" "They don't forget." "And anyway..." "Don't forget to look at a girl." "What are you saying?" "Even if she's a little bit plump." "On the condition that she keeps a diet from time to time." "That's correct." "Some good kilos." "Corect, corect." "Have you kept, too?" "Yes." "Yes?" "Yes." "And what kind?" "From everything." "Did you keep that one with... cabbage soup?" "Yes!" "I cut my fingers." "And with rice grains?" "Gosh, yes." "That one, too?" "Rice grains?" "How many grains did you eat?" "Three..." "I don't know this one." "Only three." "I got until eighteen." "No, three." "But, still nothing." "Just like his father." "That means I'm not the only one who doesn't care fore diets." "But there is still something they tell about the good guys." "What?" "They are the only ones who believe in love at first sight." "Just like his mother." "And why aren't you kissing me now?" "Why didn't you kiss my lips?" "Well, if I kiss your lips now," "What will we do next time?" "Toni." "Toni." "Are you sick, Mom?" "Hi." "What are you doing?" "Why did you do this to me?" "Me?" "But What did I do to you?" "What did you do to me?" "You sent that wise guy from the net, Toni or what the heck is his name to fix us the net." "That's what you did to me!" "What are you talking about?" "I don't have the slightest idea about what are you talking about there." "I called some specialists, for your information." "To fix the net." "Because our net was panting." "And I took the number from one of our client." "And what?" "Was the broker here?" "What could a broker do at some poor girls like us?" "It's you the poor one." "Please stop fooling me around!" "You sent him over because you are jealous." "That's why!" "Do you even realize what kind of situation you put me in?" "Sooner or later, he would find out." "Wait a minute, to explain to you!" "I don't want to hear anything, anything!" "Facebook:" "Toni's Page." "Facebook:" "Oana's Page.." "Window:" "Block Oana." "Facebook:" "Toni's Page." "Window:" "Delete Toni." "Dani." "Yes?" "Do you want it hot?" "Yes." "One hot, one regular." "Hot just like me, clear and good." "I've put an announce on..." "With all we are, I add a discount of thirty percent." "I immediately need money." "How, for the car?" "Yup." "Pay attention, my man can keep it for you only until Sunday." "He told me." "Five white nights." "Can you hold on?" "Who, me?" "It's you who must hold on, man." "No, no onion for this boy." "Wait, man." "He's got work to do tonight." "He's singing at the French croissant." "Merci." "Come on, man." "Do you take away my shaorma from my mouth?" "Come on, you pay for it." "I'll wait for you in the car." "Take it easy." "Keep the change." "Yvonne" "The Chineese" "The Granny" "It's upside-down." "Let's..." "Nevermind, let's go." "Nevermind." "Dimanche." "Today it's the big day." "The graduation exam." "After that - diplôme et direction la France." "N'est-ce pas, Dana?" "On foot, too." "Même à pied, Madame." "I believe you, ma cherie." "Who didn't get sick and tired of Romania?" "C'est pourquoi..." "I've chosen as the theme..." "pour le masterate." "La colivă." "Écologique." "Oh, God!" "Pardon?" "Excellente idée!" "Merci." "We are combining the Romanian culture with the French culture." "C'est à dire, the culture of deads with the culture of ?" "... vineyards." "Et maintenant, au boulot." "Délicieux, Dana!" "You'll be a great sensation en France." "May mon Diey hear you!" "Pardon." "I don't master the subjunctive very well." "Oh, c'est pas grave." "Ça va venir." "Ça suffit, Alice." "Intéressant." "Le Maître des cérémonies!" "Asseyez-vous!" "Merci." "For homage..." "Forward!" "Shall we dance, Sir?" "No, no." "Tonight, at eight o'clock." "I can't, I can't do tonight." "Sexual student graduate" "Eight o'clock is fine." "Arigato." "Yes?" "No." "I've got another bank loan." "Tomorrow morning at five o'clock." "I can't wait!" "Do you think you can get away from us?" "Yes." "I'm sure." "I don't really think so." "C'est une fille here." "Who loves you." "You can't dissapoint her... nor your Mom." "What did the ladies tell you?" "What was to tell?" "..." "Here you are!" "All set, shall we go?" "We aren't going anywhere, brother." "What, you can't resist anymore?" "No, I don't want anymore." "Why not?" "I've fallen in love, brother." "Gosh!" "Pretty bad, isn't it?" "I believe so." "Do you know what was fascinating to me about that picture of yours with Blue Brothers?" "What?" "What what?" "No what." "Who?" "Who?" "You." "Am I like this?" "That's me, fascinating." "Come on, stop hitting!" "So, don't you think we should do something for those kids?" "Hm?" "Because thanks to them we've met." "I heard Dana doesn't want to hear about him anymore." "Yes." "Did you say anything to her?" "No." "You told something." "No, absolutely nothing." "No." "What, do you know me like this?" "Nope." "Anyway he lied to her that he is a broker." "And now she's at the stage when she hates everybody." "Let's fix them up a date!" "That would be something." "I don't think Dana will like that." "You're right." "Even if they meet by chance?" "By chance?" "That's something else." "Get me an "Have", please." "Right away." "Hi." "Hi." "How many perfumes!" "Are you opening a shop or something?" "In piar you have to give, not only to get." "Are you paying by card?" "What do you think?" "Do you have "Heidi"?" "Yes, we do." "But let me finish with the lady, and after I'll get it for you." "They have stolen my wallet." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "Well, call the bank to have your card blocked." "Yes, yes, yes, yes..." "Oana?" "This is Oana." "They have stolen my cards." "Block my cards for me, will you?" "Right away." "Merci." "What are you doing?" "I put them back to their place." "Hey, hey!" "How do you dare?" "Well, this one with the cards I've already smoked it." "Will you pay for her?" "Yes, I'll pay for it." "Thank you." "What a cheeky gal!" "Yes." "Don't you make a complaint to the police?" "About the theft." "Well..." "These ones, even if a ship disappear they aren't able to find it." "If you tell them about a card, they kick your butt." "Yes." "Anyway, it's a good thing I keep my papers separately." "Don't you think?" "Oh, yes." "Do you want a lift home?" "Yep." "Ah, ah, no." "No, no." "I must go to the bank, to get another card." "Yes." "Anyway, thanks for..." "Yes." "A successful transaction." "At the exchange market." "Your luck." "Yes." "My luck." "Bye." "Bye." "I was wrong I didn't told Dana the truth." "I should have told her the truth." "Dana can't stand the liars." "Has she got any experience with that?" "And how!" "Once she was fooled by one guy." "She now believes she will live from Dani's speculations." "She wants to get married again." "Are you making an allusion to me?" "Good girls don't make allusions, that's why they remain un-married." "It's better if you focus on what should we do." "It's really good." "Do you want some more?" "It doesn't matter what they think about one each other if they are in love." "Does it?" "Man, the love between a broker and a piarist is one thing." "And the love between an engineer and a cake chef is another thing." "What's the difference?" "Hm?" "What's the difference?" "I still wanna eat." "I can't anymore." "I made it!" "Do you still have some more?" "Wow!" "We are coming later." "Happy Birthday to you!" "Happy Birthday!" "Happy Birthday!" "Surprise!" "Happy Birthday!" "Happy Birthday!" "Come on, we are blowing!" "Wish." "Blow!" "Happy Birthday!" "Happy Birthday, you punk!" "What were you doing, Oana?" "Were you kissing your toad?" "To become Prince Charming?" "You are a little bit classy-less for a piarist, you know that?" "Piarist - my ass." "She is a cake chef, just like me." "So what?" "She's my cake chef." "Yes..." "You..." "You are a broker, aren't you?" "Nope." "I am a net specialist." "Wow, this is good!" "I can't really picture you riding posts." "Posts - no way!" "Allow me to make you a present for my birthday!" "The naked truth." "Both of us are net specialists." "And both of you are cake apprentices." "That's the truth, which doesn't matter." "What really matters is that you guys love each other." "What did I say to you?" "Dana!" "See?" "That's the difference." "Capisci?" "Capisco." "But didn't you lie to him about being a piarist?" "Me?" "!" "Think about it." "Which of us had the dumb ideea to tell him that I am a piarist?" "Think!" "Was it me or you?" "All right, then!" "You're right." "It was me." "And now where are you going?" "I don't know!" "Where my eyes can see." "But we cannot stay together anymore." "Ah, bravo!" "Now you are mad at me, too." "Very well!" "I'll be the one to leave!" "I'm going at Toni's." "Have you gone that far?" "If it works, it works." "If not..." "I have the cake chef certificate." "I'm irresistible." "Could you tell me a man who can resist to my savarin?" "You know what?" "I'm taking my diploma and I'm going to France." "And I'm getting married with the first man I meet." "Blind, crooked, lame, mute." "I don't..." "I don't care, only not to lie to me." "All right, if he's mute, ..." "The problem is solved." "And what, did you want to make you believe he's a broker?" "Hm?" "It doesn't matter if you love him." "If." "That's my dream, man." "To have a super-car." "To have my coffee in the morning in a classy cafe." "To be my own boss." "Too kiss my ass all day long." "And how will you do that?" "Hm?" "Contortionism." "Man, what if we got a refrigerated van?" "And to deliver stuff." "You'll be in charge with an online order site." "We could fool people big time!" "No, I'm serious!" "Well, and what kind of... stuff to deliver?" "Yes, that's the problem." "We haven't got that far with the business plan." "Cause besides me, who I am the ultimate stuff, I don't really have what to deliver." "Thanks for last night, man!" "You were a Sir." "Yup." "If you had told her I am a gigolo, too, I would have been a dead man." "Still, I think I love her from somewhere." "Through the essential parts." "Gosh!" "Come on, man, the cake chefs have their particular charm, too." "They smell like vanilla." "Yes." "Like cinnamon." "Like cloves." "I think..." "I think I'll have another croissant." "Come on, we'll make that site, too." "What have you done, man?" "You've made a fool out of us!" "Man, don't..." "Broke!" "You said the gold would lower, and it rose up to the sky!" "It rose." "Can't you understand that we are broke?" "Well, If I knew when the gold lowers or rises, I would be a millionaire, man." "And aren't you one?" "I'd be a billionaire." "Do you really let anyone here to go in?" "Well, after you let him on you?" "Man, man, man!" "What the heck..." "Man, cut it out!" "Cut it out!" "Cut it out!" "Cut it out!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Cause I'm interested here." "Brother, check this out!" "Will you give us a tip to recover?" "Do you understand?" "How about getting to work, man?" "Have I told you it doesn't work like this?" "At least a cigarette?" "I don't smoke, bro." "Fuck me!" "Why are we sitting at the table?" "We don't have money and we are sitting at the table?" "Get up, already!" "We are making a fool out of us." "Come here!" "Come here, do you hear me?" "What a cool guy!" "Really?" "Is this his BMW?" "Enough, already!" "Have you finished your work?" "What's up?" "What do you want?" "I want to come with me to show you something." "Don't you wanna go in and say hello to your Mom?" "We are not speaking to each other." "Since when?" "Since last night." "Are you coming or not?" "I am." "On one condition." "Which one?" "You have to promiss to tell me the whole truth." "I promiss." "I'll go take my purse." "Red roses, my favourites!" "Where did you know from?" "Broker intuition." "Why did you lie to me?" "At the cafe you asked me if I am Toni." "And I replied that until proven otherwise." "It was fair." "I didn't mean to contradict you." "I wasn't the only one who lied." "And I was put in a situation." "I was put in a situation, too." "Which broght us in the situation?" "Paparazzi!" "The End."