"Agent Cooper?" "Can you hear me?" "It's Andy!" "Agent Cooper, its Andy." "Can you hear me?" "Agent Cooper?" "Room service." "How ya' doin' down there?" "Warm milk." "Agent Cooper?" "Would you put it on the table please." "And would you call a doctor." "Sure." "Are you all right?" "Can you hear me?" "Agent Cooper?" "..." "Agent Cooper?" "Agent Cooper?" "It's Andy!" "Can you hear me?" "Are you all right?" "Agent Cooper?" "I hung it up for ya'." " What's that?" " Hung it up for ya'." "Did you call the doctor?" "The doctor?" "Uhhhh." "Its hung up, the phone." " Thank you." " Sure." "No problem." "Does this include a gratuity?" "Yes sir." "Thank you." "Thank you kindly." "The milk will get cool on you." "Pretty soon." "Okay." "I've heard about you." "I've heard about you." "I will tell you three things." "If I tell them to you and they come true, then will you believe me?" "Who's that?" "Think of me as a friend." "Where do you come from?" "The question is, where have you gone?" "The first thing I will tell you is:" ""there's a man ... in a smiling bag."" ""Man in a smiling bag."" "Second thing is:" ""the owls are not what they seem."" "Third thing is:" ""without chemicals ... he points."" "What do these things mean?" "This is all I am permitted to say." "Give me your ring." "I will return it to you when you find these things to be true." "We want to help you." "Who's "we"?" "One last thing:" "Leo locked inside Hungry Horse." "There's a clue at Leo's house." "You will require medical attention." "Knock, knock, knock." "Come on." "Lets have a look at the new girl." "Ooh." "Vixen." "What room is Ben in?" "The little flower room." " Why's he holding out on me?" " What?" " Why's he holding out on me?" " WHAT'S THAT BLACKIE!" "Who's holding out on who?" "Please." "Oh Blackie." "You used to be so pretty." "Blackie, Blackie." "Bastard." "I think you should go now." " Do you Prudence?" " Yes I do, I really do." "Uhm." "Alright." "If you insist." "GOTCHA!" "I will huff ... and puff   and blow your house down." "Oh my - my, aren't you a sweet thing" "Mmm." "I gotta see you." "I must see you." "Go away,I'm shy." "Didn't they tell you who I was?" "the owner?" "That's right." "Ben, its Jerr." " We got a situation." " So have I." "Brother Ben, we got a S" " N" " A" " G." "Blast, I do have a situation." "Come on Ben." "Coming Jerr." "I like you." "You know how to interest a man." "That's half the battle." "Next time we will play a different game." "I will make the rules." "You'll like it." "Fun game." "Everybody wins." "Diane, my recorder is on the table." "I'm unable to reach it at this time." "I can only hope that I inadvertently pressed the voice activation button." "I'm lying on the floor of my room." "I've been shot." "There's a great deal of pain and a fair amount of blood." "Fortunately I was wearing my bullet proof vest last night per bureau regulations when working undercover." "I remember folding the vest up trying to chase down a wood tick." "If you can imagine the impact on your chest of three bowling balls dropped from the height of about nine feet, you might began to approximate the sensation." "All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be." "As long as you can keep the fear from your mind." "But I guess you can say that about almost anything in life." "Its not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." "Oh my god." "The ring is gone." "At a time like this, curiously, you began to think of the things you regret or the things you might miss." "I would like in general to treat people with much more care and respect." "I would like to climb a tall hill." "Not too tall." "Sit in the cool grass." "Not too cool." "And feel the sun on my face." "I wished I could have cracked the Lindburg kidnapping case." "I would very much like to make love to a beautiful woman who I had genuine affection for." "And of course, it goes without saying, that I would like to visit Tibet." "I wish they could get their country back and the Dalai Lama could return." "Oh I would like that very much." "All in all, a very interesting experience." "Ahh, they're here." "My skin was itching." "Wood tick was crawling." "I lifted my bullet proof vest." "Three slugs." "Point blank range." "That explains this." "Hell of a way to kill a tick." "Did you get a look at the gunman?" "I saw a masked face, muzzle flash." "Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date." "Leo Johnson was shot." "Jacques Renault was strangled." "The mill burned." "Shelly and Pete got smoke inhalation." "Catherine and Josie are missing." "Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills." "How long have I been out?" "Its 7:45 in the morning." "We haven't had this much action in one night since the Elk's Club fire of '59." "Harry, we need to get a search warrant for Leo Johnson's house." "No need." "Leo was shot in his own living room." "Deputy Brennan found him." "You're not going anywhere." "Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary." "Just give me a couple of hours to get dressed." "I'm standing just in front of where a massive log storage area of the Packard Saw Mill burned to the ground." "Under what fire department investigators are calling mysterious circumstances." "Bobby." "Bobby." "This is totally against my recommendations." "Alright doc, dually noted." "You've got two busted ribs." "Your cartilage is a mess." "Who knows what else is wrong." "What's that?" "Jacques Renault." "Is that bag smiling?" "Smiling?" "What's there to smile about." "Do you miss Beth?" " What?" " Have you been missing your mom?" " Aunt Sarah?" " Yeah." "I had the strangest dream last night." "About what?" "The rug ... right here." "Right from this angle where I'm sitting." "Was Laura in it?" "Leland?" "Morning dears." "Oh Leland." "Uncle Leland's hair turned white?" "Oh Leland, come back here." "Okay, agenda." "One, I want a location on Catherine." "Keep our distance, just make sure she's ready to take the fall." "Two, I want a complete medical on Leo Johnson and his prospects for recovery and a satisfactory explanation from Hank Jennings why Leo isn't being measured for a plot in Ghostwood Memorial Park." "Well begun he's half done." "I'm back." "Back and ready." "But the bullet came from outside." "How do you figure?" "Sheriff, a picture is forming." "Big axe on the couch." "These same geese were flying that evening." "Leo was trying to turn someone into kindling." "That person hit the TV, moved it." "You can see the depression in the carpet." "Shelly?" "Shelly Johnson's about 99 pounds soaking wet." "This is a big TV." "Leo advanced, axe raised." "Then what happened?" "Bullet came through the window." "Knocked Leo back onto the couch." "You think Shelly pulled the trigger?" "Sheriff, get your mind off Shelly, for a moment." "We won't know about Shelly until we find out what time she got to the mill." "Surprise..." "Surprise ..." "Fleshworld." "What issue is this?" "Still no cocaine ..." "here or in the truck." "But I found this in the truck." "Leo's duster." " Reaks of gasoline." " The mill." "Good work Hawk." "Harry, do you know who it is!" "Harry!" "What's that?" "Its Andy." "He seems pretty upset about something." "Harry, its Agent Rosenflower!" "Andy, are you alright?" "Andy  are you alright?" "And its another great moment in law enforcement history." "Hey Albert, looks like you were more right then you know!" "Looks like a new pair of boots and a lot of cocaine." "Andy... good work." "Hot damn that pie is good!" "Here's Laura's glasses that you wanted." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Donna, do you see these glasses that I'm wearing?" "Yeah." "I hate them." "I'm never wearing these again." "Okay." "Is it true about James?" "He spent the night in jail." "Do you think its because of what we did?" "Look, we don't know if we did anything." "My dad said Jacoby got sick because he was attacked." "All we did was send him a tape." "Maybe he wouldn't have been attacked if we hadn't." "Maybe, maybe the sun won't come up tomorrow if you wash your hair." "Think like that and you're going to go crazy." "What's done is done." "The only way this won't come back to haunt us is if we keep quiet about what happened last night." "I can assure you James is doing the same thing." " Get the picture." " Loud and clear." "Uncle Leland's hair ... turned white." " Really?" " White as a sheet." "Weird." "Donna, I have something for you." "Came here to the Double R yesterday." "Thanks Norma." " God." " What is it?" "Look into the meals   on wheels." "How simple can I make it Cooper." "FBI agent gets shot, FBI agent investigates." "I'm in proximity working the Seattle lab." "I'm familiar with the underlying case." " Does that hurt?" " Yes." "Albert the point is you're not going to win any local popularity contests." "No, the point is Gordon Cole ordered me back here." "Breathe." "Again." "Okay." "You were shot by a right handed person, five foot six to five foot ten inches tall at a distances of less then three feet." "I'll have ballistics later this afternoon." " You're still blank on the other details?" " Yes." "What was your vest doing riding up like that?" "Wood tick." "Meanwhile one of your principle suspects is killed in his hospital bed and the other is shot in his living room." "You tell me, vigilantly justice or just clean country living?" "Albert, where does this attitude of general unpleasantness come from?" "I'll have to get back to you on that." "Well if you don't want two black eyes on a regular basis" "I suggest you make some kind of peace with rural life." "Great." "After the square dance maybe we can all take a hayride." "Come in." "Andy, how's the nose?" "Not a mark on it, only blood squirted out." "Where do they keep his water dish?" "Albert." "Agent Cooper, guess what, I have the answer to the riddle that you told me this morning." "I called Hungry Horse Montana." "The word locked," "Leo Johnson was locked in a jail in Hungry Horse Montana." "When Andy?" "February nine, 1988." "Teresa Banks." "Looks like Leo has an alibi for the night Teresa Banks was murdered." " Good work Andy." " Yeah, woof." "Uhh excuse me." "Is Sheriff Truman here?" "He is but he's busy at the moment." "May I help you?" "I'm afraid I don't have an appointment." "The sheriff asked me to stop by ... at my convenience." "This was the first convenient moment." "May I ask what this is regarding?" "Uh ..." "I'm here to sell him some shoes." "Shoes?" "Uh-oh here comes mom with milk and cookies." "Later Lawrence." "Bye-bye." "You got this tape from Dr. Jacoby's office?" " Yeah." " That's breaking and entering James." "The door was open." "How did you know Jacoby wouldn't be there?" "I knocked, nobody answered." " You were alone?" " Yeah." "Okay, I know you were trying to help but there's some people that might not see it that way." "Especially with three ounces of cocaine in your gas tank." "You know I didn't put that there." "I think it was probably Mike and Bobby." "Yeah." "Harry, Laura talks on her tape about a mystery man." "A red corvette, Leo Johnson." "I think it was somebody else." "Not Jacques Renault either." "Why do you say that?" "I never put it together until I heard the tape." "Where she says this guy can really light my fire." "Well I remember this one night, when we first started seeing each other, she was still doing drugs then." "Well we were in the woods and she started saying this scary poem over and over about fire." "And then she said." "Would you like to play with fire little boy." "Would you like to play with Bob." "Would you like to play with Bob." "What did she mean by that?" "I don't know." "Laura said a lot of nutty stuff." "Half the time it just went right by you." "This stuck though." "James, I'll get right to the point." "I know you have the other half of Laura Palmer's necklace." "I want it." "Give it to me." "How?" "Well this was in Jacoby's office." " It was in a coconut." " A coconut?" "Hawk take James back to his cell." "Jacoby?" "How did you know he had the necklace?" "Laura and James were in love." "I figured he had to have the other half of the necklace but if he had the other half of the necklace he would have given it to us to help with the case." "Then it dawned on me." "Something or someone frightened him off." "He had to have it so I asked him for it." "Jacoby?" "didn't figure he had anything to do with this at all." "Sometimes you just get lucky." "Donna?" "Hi Lucy." "I'm here to see James." "How ya' doing?" "Did you tell them anything?" "They haven't asked me anything." "When did you start smoking?" "I smoke every once in a while." "Helps me relieve tension." "When did you get so tense?" "When I started smoking." "Did you tell them anything?" "I didn't tell them about you or Mady." "Do they think Leo killed Laura?" "I don't know what they think." "How is Mady?" "She's fine." "She hasn't said anything either." "So don't you want to kiss me?" " What's wrong?" " Nothin's wrong." "Or is it just not okay for me to want you." "Get out soon James."