"Mordecai, Mordecai!" "Oh, there you are." "You want half of this grilled cheese?" "Is that a grilled cheese deluxe from Cheezer's?" "Yes it is." "Then, yes." "How did you manage this?" "I bought it." "With money." "Nice!" "You know what would go good with these sandwiches?" "Funny internet videos!" "Dude, check this out." "No, wait!" "I know a really good one." "No, man!" "You're just gonna pull up that ostrich thing with the balls again." "No, I'm not." "You're typing it in!" "I see it!" "Dude, don't look!" "You're gonna ruin it!" "Fine." "It better not be that ostrich thing with the balls." "Ready yet?" "It's loading.." "Okay.." "Now!" "Don't get too close now, pa!" "Man, it's that ostrich thing with the balls!" "Why do you gotta lie to me, dude?" "'Cause lying's my specialty!" "What are you doing with my sandwich?" "!" "What?" "!" "Don't worry." "I'll take care of this with my specialty." "This isn't you sandwich." "This is our sandwich." "This is your sandwich, ha?" "Then how come it says "Benson" on the bag?" "It's supposed to say "Rigby,"" "but they misspelled my name wrong." "STOP LYING!" "Dude, I thought you said you bought this!" "No, he didn't buy it!" "Now get off you lazy butts and go get me another Grilled Cheese Deluxe!" "You ruined our day off!" "Don't worry, dude." "The line won't be that long." "Thanks for saving the day with your specialty, you idiot!" "Whatever." "Like you could do any better." "I'm a better liar than you are." "Oh, really?" "The only thing you're better than me that is being a big piece of..." "What the..?" "Those pork loins are cuttin'!" "Excuse me!" "Those fine men are astronauts!" "They can cut in line." "They fought for our country!" "Dude, here's your chance to prove you're a better liar than me." "Or maybe you can't?" "Look at your face." "It must really chew up inside inept be able to prove you're a better liar than me!" "'Cause you can prove nothing!" "You." "Can't." "Prove." "Anything!" "Fine!" "You want me to prove I'm a better liar than you?" "Why don't we see who is better in lying?" "Whoever gets caught first loses!" "Okay." "It's not like you're ever gonna lie better than this..!" "Excuse me, Miss." "What?" "!" "We are astronauts!" "Bam!" "I told you I'm a better liar than you!" "Step aside!" "I'll show you how a real man lie." "Hey, baby!" "Give me a Grilled Cheese Deluxe and make it snappy 'cause we're astronauts and we gotta get back up in space!" "Know what I'm sayin'?" "Oh, my!" "One Grilled Cheese Deluxe for the astronauts." "That'll be two fifty." "BAM!" "That's a moon quarter!" "See?" "Dude, that was lame!" "Excuse me, sir!" "Your Grilled Cheese is ready." "Thanks." "We gotta get this back to our astronaut captain." "Know what I'm sayin'?" "Is that your astronaut captain over there?" "This is the guy!" "You're the guy?" "I'm.." "I'm the guy.." "Well!" "It's an honor to meet you, captain!" "Lieutenant Riggs has told us a lot about you." "It's great to meet a couple of real fellow astronauts." "So what are you guys doing in this dump hole, anyways?" "You know." "We just picked up a Grilled Cheese for our commanding officer." "I hear that!" "We were just getting ready to take it back to the compound." "Compound?" "We were just getting ready to go there ourselves!" "Wanna lift?" "Sure." "We'll take a ride to the compound." "Come to think of it, why haven't we seen you around the compound before?" "We've just got back from the 10 years stand in the old shuttlecraft." "Isn't that right, captain Mordecai?" "And we've just transferred here." "It's our first day." "Welcome!" "We'll be glad to show you around!" "Now I hope you're up to spend a 2.5 million dollars of taxpayers' money, 'cause we're drivin'!" "Gentlemen, welcome to the compound!" "I forgot my ID in my other pants." "Can you help me out, guys?" "What?" "That was my ID!" "I told you not to lose it!" "Guys, guys, calm down!" "You can use our IDs!" "Here." "You guys might be more comfortable in these." "Thanks!" "I love these things, but captain Mordecai might not be very up to them." "Don't you like the uniforms in pink?" "Pink?" "!" "I only had to borrow pair that one time from.." "Doctor.." "Asinoskovich." "That one time." "You know Dr. Asinoskovich?" "That's funny." "Because she's right here!" "I don't remember you!" "Really?" "It was one time at that conference." "You don't remember me?" "I.." "don't remember very much from that conference." "I have to go!" "That was awkward!" "Now come on!" "We'll give you the grand tour!" "Dude, you should quit right now." "You're totally gonna get caught!" "We'll see." "Man!" "I don't think you could last much longer!" "I think you should give it up!" "You'll not undo me." "Then I guess it's time when I start lying at one hundred percent!" "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?" "!" "And what tour would be complete without a stop at the the pride of our compound the antimatter chamber!" "How is she running today, Jimmy?" "Actually, sir.." "There've been some problems maintaining safe levels of..." "That's fate." "I don't understand a half of that these science types say." "That's too bad." "Captain here's an expert on it!" "You're an expert on antimatter?" "Yeah.." "But not compared to how much this guy knows!" "Did you know he wrote a book on it?" "We wrote a book on it!" "But you did the most of the work on it!" "But your name's on the cover!" "Right next yours!" "Above mine!" "Jimmy, knock off that beeping'!" "Actually sir," "I'm having trouble with.." "Trouble?" "Well, these guys are experts!" "Can you lend a hand, fellows?" "Sure, we can!" "Go ahead, captain!" "Well.." "according to the book lieutenant Rigby wrote, you wanna turn that knob there." "But captain's own research really outdates mine." "So turn that knob over there!" "But he's forgetting the recent discoveries he made!" "Put those switches!" "Discoveries based on his studies.." "Hit those buttons!" "I never said hit those buttons!" "Jimmy!" "You're not doing like captain Mordecai said!" "You gotta do it like this!" "Dude, quit!" "You're gonna break it!" "No, you're gonna break it!" "What's all this commotion?" "Major Williams?" "Sir!" "We were just showing these new transfers around the compound, sir!" "Captain Mordecai!" "Lieutenant Riggs!" "The antimatter is becoming unstable!" "Captain Mordecai," "Lieutenant Riggs!" "You can fix it, right?" "Yes!" "Lieutenant Riggs can totally fix it!" "Not without captain's help!" "No time for modesty!" "Dude, this is all your fault!" "What?" "!" "You're the one who won't admit that you sucked at lying!" "'Cause I don't!" "Why wouldn't you give up and tell 'em what's going on so they can help us?" "!" "No!" "You do it!" "No way!" "Fine!" "What's the holdup?" "Look." "I have to tell you the truth." "I have a condition that makes me forget everything in times of extreme stress." "Lieutenant Riggs doesn't have that condition." "He's just an idiot." "Lieutenant Riggs doesn't have that condition." "He's just an idiot." "We need you tell us what to do!" "Jimmy, what do we do?" "They have to penetrate the anti-nucleus with something solid!" "Right!" "Listen up!" "You have one chance of this thing!" "You have to throw Lieutenant Riggs into the anti-nucleus!" "WHAT?" "!" "It's the only way!" "Captain Mordecai is too big for you to throw." "You must sacrifice yourself to save thousands of lives, lieutenant!" "NO!" "Don't listen to him, Mordecai!" "DON'T DO IT!" "Do it!" "Throw him in!" "THROW HIM IN!" "Please!" "No!" "No!" "Throw him now!" "NOW!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry for lying!" "You win, okay?" "!" "I won't lie anymore!" "It's too late, Rigby!" "I can't let everybody die because of us!" "NO!" "You thought I was gonna throw you in?" "I told you I'm a better liar than you." "Benson's Grilled Cheese!" "You better hope this works!" "Rigby!" "We're not astronauts." "If you ever lie about being astronauts again," "YOU'RE DEAD!" "We saved the city, astro.." "Where have you been?" "I've been waiting all day!" "What the..?" "What happened to my sandwich?" "!" "There were spacemen!" "At Cheezer's!" "And the two.. we went down and.." "everyone wore sweatpants.." "even us.." "and then the room with the bad stuff.." "but.." "We saved the city with your sandwich!" "Why do you always have to lie to my face?" "We ran it over by accident." "See?" "Was it so hard to tell the truth?"