"[ The year is 50 B.C., and all the world belonged to Rome. ]" "[ Well, all but these two gallant Gallic warriors, ] [ and the valiant people of the little Gallic village. ]" "Hey Asterix, why did he say we are Gaullist?" "Gaul is Roman for French travellers." "Oh, then why do call them the Roman?" "Because there're guards of Romans all the places." "Asterix, Obelix, come for sure my vitamix brochure!" " For you, Vitamix!" " Ah, hello, my little Dogmatix, hello!" " Oh, Just back from the hunt, dude?" " Just bringing home the bacon." "The boars don't stand a chance, Vitamix with him on the job !" "By the way, we were ambushed by a platoon of Romans." "Get to love those Romans!" " Get to love the silly Romans!" " Oh, Vitamix, would you make me some vitamin potion?" "Well, well!" "Must keep strong for the Roman!" "Hail Vasanova!" "Your platoon has returned to report to you, sir." "Mamma mea !" "What is a going on here ?" " Vasanova Sir, we were ambushed by two Gauls." " But they also had a very vicious dog." "And two wild boars." "Ay, that makes 5 of us together, and they're surprising us." "These Gauls are making us the laughing stock of all of Rome." "It's their secret vitamin potion that is making them so strong." "There got to be a way to get rid of the potion !" " Huh?" " Perhaps we could just get rid of their wizard!" "That's it!" "We get rid of the wizard and no more vitamin potion!" "Capture the wizard !" "Dead or alive!" "Don't just stand here!" "The problem is "Don't just stand there!", we see the most, Marius." "[ Meanwhile, deep in the mysterious woods outside the enemy Roman camp, ] [ and far from the safety of his own village wall, ]" "[ Vitamix, the Gaulish wizard, wanders innocently among the shrubs and flowers, ] [ collecting special herbs and spices for his secret vitamin. ]" "[ The potion, which Vitamix alone can prove, ] [ is the key to Gauls defend against Romans. ]" "[ One sip of the vitamin potion the Gaul in battle, and the Gaul are filled with super human strength. ]" "[ Unfortunately, Vitamix is never blue on other bet. ]" "[ He about to have a very rocky day!" "]" "Ha, bonosuasiac flower!" "It's fantastic!" "♪ Ti-ti-ti, was little, ♪ I'm the little notion you might have." "♪ To make my secret potion." "♪ Oh well, we make the Romans run away!" "♪ Everyday, until we get the detinue." "♪ Though, though, though in woods, stupid ugly bunch of hair. ♪" "Whose this, so?" "We got you !" " They got Vitamix!" " It was the Romans!" "No, no!" "Oh, no!" "[ And so it was that Obelix, who was always forms of big rock, ] [ came to resist this first rocket launcher. ]" "[ You see, when he was little, ]" "[ Obelix fell into a vast of the wizard's vitamin potion and had it known as his own strength, then. ]" "[ Sometimes that's good." "Sometimes it's not. ]" " Oh great, Obelix, just great!" " What's wrong?" "I scared off the Romans, didn't I?" " Absolutely!" "But how do you get suppose the wizard feels?" " Sleepy?" "[ Sleepy, indeed!" "Vitamix the wizard deficit so long in all of his wizard day life. ]" "[ But Asterix, Obelix, and the entire Gaulish village kept a constant watch over their beloved friend. ]" "[ For without their favored wizard, there would be no vitamin potion, nor hope against Rome. ]" "Perhaps I could wake him with my music ?" "I swear, Chief!" "It was just a tiny little rocket, just nicked him too." " Hey everybody, he's waking up!" " See ?" " How are you feeling, Vitamix ?" " Oh, just fine !" "Oh!" "Who are you, monsieur ?" "Asterix, you know me, Asterix !" "Please to meet me, Huh!" "Asterix?" "What a funny name!" "I'm so glad to see you well again Vitamix." "Asterix, you know such a bufflehead a head!" "Notice he's the fat little guy!" "Eat too much!" "Fat guy!" "Fat bad guy!" "Vitamix snap out of it, it's your chief you must remember me." " He's lost his memory." " Then let me sing for him !" "He's bound to remember my talent !" "♪ Like what's said to somber!" "♪ You say to buy a holder." "♪ Now soner can't remember, ♪ You say so!" "♪ You just sing songs." "♪ I do!" "I do!" "I 'll do ah!" "♪ Song called "Crazy"!" "♪ Too crazy into heart!" "♪ Got future in this life." "♪ Please to keep on the sky." "♪ He is ours." "♪ Let the old be cured!" "♪ The old the head was he." "♪ Was he." "♪ He is the...." "Ah ha,.... ♪ The crazy member!" "♪ For that uh - uh - uh - uh..................." "That's it!" "I remember everything now." "I was a lobster, a big lobster." " Obelix we had better take him home." " I was a lobster, lobster!" "I....." " The wizard gone mad!" " But who will make the potion?" "We got to do something before the Roman find out!" "[ True enough, with the town' favorite, ... ] [ and unfortunately, only with a dam of blinks, ... ] [ the people of Gaul had plenty of things to worry about that day. ]" "[ The Roman intelligence was one of them. ]" " The wizard?" "Where is he?" " Vascenova, we don't know !" " What?" " There was another ambush again!" "And this time, they had superior numbers !" " All right, how many ?" "Two." "But they also had a big rocket and a launcher!" " A rocket ?" " It sounds vision to me!" "Hah!" "It's crazy!" "Rocket are over the advantage by the jaw of machine fire a shoot!" "Ha!" "Who are you?" " Shall we go back inside, Sir?" " No!" "Just stay up here so someone prevent the unlit!" " The sky is falling!" " The sky is falling!" "[ We might mention at this point that the Gauls in the village were not super super strong, ] [ but also super superstitious. ]" "[ Chicken at all was not the first French man to fear the sky may fall on his head. ]" "[ These Gauls worried about this day, ] [ and with Vitamix, the wizard in off action having already cause a piece on their heads. ]" "[ The Gauls were worry any less!" "]" "The sky is falling on our heads !" " Is he any better ?" " No, not one bit." "Let him get some rest, lets go see the chief." "[ And so, with the sky falling all around them, ] [ and they are fearful with Vitamix hopelessly with the hint in there head, ] [ the weary Gaullic village take shelter from the storm... ] [ in the home of their chief." "While outside, unknown to all, ] [ an even greater danger loom. ]" " Do you know what's going to happen?" " What can we do?" " I don't know!" "If Vitamix had not gone deaf I know he could save us." " Help!" " Help!" "Friends, the sky is not falling, it's only a storm." "That's it, I'll sing us a little song and give us some courage." "I tell you, the sky is falling on our head!" "Cheriacret, settle down!" "It's nearly strong lightening hit." "No harm!" "Excuse me brave Chief, invite the stranger in." "Huh, Chief!" "Sure they spoke like bananas, Chief!" "Uh!" " Huh!" " Huh!" " Who are you ?" " I am a lost and weary traveller." "I was caught in this storm." "I beg you give me shelter from this weather." "I don't care what you will price." "I mean no harm to you." "Yeah, of course, my hut is your hut, anything I can do .." "to make you more comfortable !" " I bet he must be really hungry." "A-huh!" "I think I have a little goats milk and a some wild boar." "Gee, I don't mind if I do." " Well, what's your name traveller?" " My name is Prolix." "I knew I would be caught in this storm and I knew you would welcome me.." "into your hut, and I knew I could count on your hospitality..." "Though, I must say that your're lost one of the very unusual way of sharing food with a poor hungry guest." "But still, I knew this is how it would be !" " But, But, how could you know that ?" " Because I see the future." " The future?" " Give me a break!" "Someone here does not believe me, huh?" "I fear that he's only going to make things worse for you." " Hey, Frank Sinatra, Are you the one who doesn't believe ?" " It wasn't me !" "Mr. Prolix, you must excuse my men, they love to fight!" "I know." "Oh, Mr. fortune teller, is the sky going to fall on our heads ?" "If I look at the insides of an animal, I could tell you for sure." " Perhaps you could read the inside of this roasted boar." " You've eaten until nothing left to read !" "Ah, but the insides of this dog could tell the future." "I'm a very good dog reader." "If you touch my little Dogmatix, you'll be taking an early retirement." "Be careful Mr. Fortune-teller, the predictions of my friend Obelix are usually correct." " Too bad, I guess you'll never know if the sky is going to fall on your heads." " Oh!" " Wait, will a fish do?" " A fish?" "Well, I suppose I could read the future in a fish." "Fishso and suchiraw tell the future through my jaws..." "Now, despite the unbelief I sense among you," "I see, the sky will not fall upon your heads." "And then?" "And after the storm will follow sunny days !" " Oh, thank you!" "What a relief!" " Oh!" "Oh!" "Also I see there is going to be a fight !" "Boy!" "If Vitamix see this, as a matter of fact, he afford this ridiculous?" "It's safer to believe the fortune teller." " Oh!" " But Asterix, you heard the fish spoke!" "There is only one thing you can tell by looking at this fish." " You gonna tell us ?" " Yeah, whoever eats it is going to get sick." " And why, may I ask, is that ?" " Huh, because your fish are not very fresh !" " What do you mean they are not fresh ?" " They stink !" "Uh!" "Well, luckily the future is better than it smells." "Hey, fish's getting cover with, done reading your little fish!" "This is Wizard talks about the buck sale!" "Here, read this!" "Why you?" "...." " Sorry my friend, take this!" " Yeah, but not that's you!" "Hey, friends and neighbours !" " After the storm, sunny days!" " Oh!" "But now, I must leave you!" "Other villages will be needing my services." "Oh, Mr Prolix, don't go!" " Well,..." "I... in the case..." " Wow, good riddance!" "This is one thing I hate about a fishy fortune teller." " But Asterix, he predicted the sun after the storm." "He's a vice, he could predict a big fight as well?" "!" "It is the Chief told him we fight all the time, and when we talk.." "about your fish, we fight more." " What do you tell to I?" "On contrast, it's a real fruit, my fatty friend!" "Chief, hold on to your temper, we've still got to find a cure for our wizard !" "Oh my gosh, I completely forgot about him in the excitement." "Asterix what are we going to do to cure him ?" "I don't know, If he was well he could cure himself with the potion." "Oh, hey!" "Vitamix, can't you remember the formulas of your magic potions ?" "What the heck is a potion, little Gaul ?" "Please, Vitamix, you have to understand!" "We must have the vitamin potion to defend against the Romans." "Oh, Yes." "But who is this Vitamix you keep talking about ?" "Don't worry about who that is, please!" "Just try make the vitamin potion !" "Yes, yes, of course, of course!" "But what do I do?" "Just put the proper ingredients into the pot." "Asterix, tell him not to laugh at me!" "A wizard or no wizard, I'll put this pot right on his head!" "Stop Obelix!" "Look, remember you tried that already, but the rocket!" "So Obelix, just stay calm, and let him laugh!" "It's funny !" " Yoo-bee!" " He seems still remembering the formula." " Ha-ha!" "Can I put this in, huh?" " But, don't you see...." "What was that?" "What was that?" "Hey, I am out of here!" "Huh?" "What?" " What the hell do you place?" " Hey, let's get out of here, huh!" "[ Well now, while Asterix, Obelix, and Chief Bombastic encourage... ] [ the Wizard in his explosive search for his desperately needed vitamin formula, ] [ deep in the woods, a weary traveler to stock of his own situation....]" "[ The mysterious Prolix was in the village of the jam. ]" "[ He seemed to have more of his slims that he did in the bag. ]" "[ And he has predicted such fine business from his gullible Gauls. ]" "[ But he hasn't predicted Asterix, ] [ who was not gullible, and who has ruined all his greedy primes. ]" "[ Now, instead of delicious Gaulic goodies, he has only stealth bread in a long walk to the next village. ]" "Mr. Fortune Teller!" "Mr. Fortune Teller!" "[ But perhaps his luck was about to change!" ".... ]" "Prolix!" "Oh, Oh!" "Wait for me, Prolix!" " Ah!" " You hear those explosions?" "It's your bad luck not to respect the fortune teller." "No don't go, I respect you !" "What do you see in the future for me ?" "Please!" " There are two in your village who do not respect me." "The little man with a large yellow mustache and the that fat bully who had not let me read his little dog." "Ah!" "Oh!" "But they are barbarians, don't let them bother you !" "If you had them thrown out then I could stay." "What do you say, huh?" "Oh, oh-la-la!" "but they protect our village, we need them." "Ouch, my back!" "Then again, with a little help, I suppose I could settle in this clearing." "Oh yes, and I will make sure Asterix and Obelix never come out here." " And I can bring you everything you need to eat and drink." " No, no, no,...." "No, we fortune tellers need a lonely life of quiet meditation." "Just bring me a few things to read, wild boar, chicken, turkey, French fries, and beer." " Even with beer you can read the future?" " If it's not the first draft." "I will bring you everything you ask, but you tell me what does the future hold for me?" "I read in the flight of this little birdy, .." "that you will not need to spend the rest of your life in the rattle of this village." " Ah, but my husband is chief !" " Well, he will be called to a glory important destiny." "Oh, mine!" "Perhaps my rich brother will make us partners with him in Lutetia." "Absolutely!" "I was just going to say that." "Now, leave me while I meditate." " Why doesn't it go boom ?" " Perhaps it's going to work." "And I am the Easter bunny." "We better taste it, make sure there is no danger." "I should taste it !" "It's my fault the wizard forgot how to make it." "Obelix, as the village chief, its my responsibility." "No, it's too dangerous !" "Then again, we could offer it to the Roman taster to test." " Where are you going?" " We're looking for Romans." "And maybe a few wild boars for a light snack in the woods." "The woods?" "But Obelix, if you're hungry, don't go in there!" "I'll invite you to my house for a great big lunch." " Thank you madam, but there isn't time." " I'm sure, but there is always.." "time for roast boar bogging down, isn't there, Obelix ?" " Oh I think so Mame." "But Obelix!" " Asterix, you refuse an invitation from the Chief's wife?" " No, Madam, I....." "Then shut up and lets move!" "You don't want to go look over, Asterix!" "There is nothing to see out there." "But the forest is the trees." "Evey tree you see...." "Bravo is figuro!" "Bravo is figuro into the bath..." "That go figuro - figuro - figuro....." " What do you want ?" " The platoon has returned." "Hum!" "Get me out of here !" " Hey, back in over there, the Gauls are making a lot of noise." " And they are taking pot shots at us, Sir!" "Pot-shots ?" "They are taking pot shots at my legionaries ?" " That's the cooking pot, Sir!" "Ah!" "Nobody fights with the cooking pots." "The Gauls must be making a plan!" " Vascenoma, you don't see him!" "May be the Gaul wants even see the peace!" " See!" "See!" "See!" "OK!" "Take this fool out of there!" "He just volunteered to spy on the Gauls." "Let me out of here!" "Open this, please!" " Come out of there now !" " No !" "I then order...." "I then order you to be cooked alive into that pot." " You wouldn't do that!" " I guess I can!" " By even rules, I am a Roman!" " Very good, we take a note on Roman arts!" "Why do you need noodles from me?" "Bravo, figuro, figuro, Roman's art of noodles, I like it!" "By chance, Noodle!" "Noodle, how are you coming out?" "Uh, I think we'd better stir him while he sticks in the bottom." "No way!" "No way!" "I am coming out!" "Ha-ha-ha...." "Act very wise, Sancas Lutus!" " I'll move you to my pot." " No!" "Piggy Wiggy, we have guests for lunch." "Piggy Wiggy ?" "You haven't called me that since the beginning of our marriage !" "I know!" "I misjudged you, Piggy Wiggy." "Piggy Wiggy ?" "Offer your friends a drink while I cook lunch, Piggy Wiggy." " What is it with you two, huh?" " We're sorry, Piggy Wiggy, I mean..." "I mean Chief." "Would you knock it off?" "Why you invited these two dummies, I don't know?" "Because they are the two best warriors in the village, Piggy Wiggy !" "And the wizard is sick so the Romans could attack us, Piggy Wiggy." "The Romans are too afraid to bothers us here!" "Yes, but without the vitamin potion, we can't beat the campers." "Asterix and Obelix should stay in the village and not go in the forest !" " No!" " Piggy Wiggy?" "You think it's funny, do you?" "Then you can stay in the village and guard the wizard for the rest of your life!" "Perfect, Piggy Wiggy!" "Bagging here we go!" "Oh, bagging here we go!" "Go on to trick the baggy gird, with bagging here we go!" "Huh?" "What a sticky!" "I don't see!" "I'd better not in bag anymore!" "Huh!" "See you!" "Ouch!" "I hardly get in bag, I think it to loose." "But it to do take loose!" "I let in the bag and go in the fort." "Remember, say, there wouldn't be a day like this!" "Wood chisel saves you into this bag, oh!" "What is this?" "Oh, no!" "Shoo!" "Go away!" "Go away, Shoo!" "You're going to blow my cover, go away !" "I'm not going to need you." "Why don't you leave?" "Don't you go away?" "Thank you very much." "What, you're to come back?" "Go away!" "Shoo, Shoo!" "Leave me!" "Oh Prolix, I brought you a little something to read my future with." "Oh, It's stuffed, there is nothing left for you to read inside!" " Give it to me!" "I'll read stuffing inside." " So!" "..." "You have a very bad past!" "Oh, your future looks grand!" "Jewelry batten of the finest home in town!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Remember I alone can not read or know your fate." " Minanin!" " Yes ?" " What are you doing here Vernania ?" " Well I was just picking mushrooms." "Ah, but you're little dark as the day of the bone!" "You want some hen?" " Well, I'll get a stick." "Can you keep a secret?" " Uhhuh." "The fortune teller left, and he can go fast." "He's in the woods and practice." "But you mustn't tell anyone !" "And Diperdix Genias is going to be very rich and he is going to give me lots of jewels." " Ah!" " My Ma!" "Mine, I have a secret to tell you." "But you haven't tell anyone!" " The fortune teller Prolix is still staying in the woods." " I know!" "I'm bringing him some heavy reading." "Far up, to give any detail, I will try lead to read a little gold." "Uh!" "Why does everyone keep taking all of these goodies eager to the woods?" "I am a wooden scanning out and biddy-biddy to be a hero in all of Rome." "Oh, no!" "Sneaky dog!" "Go home, nice dog!" "Go away!" "Go away nice dog, please!" " Hey!" " Huh?" "Oh, no!" "What do you know Asterix?" "These crazy Romans are branching out all over the place." "Great Ceasar, Oh!" "No, please!" "Have a society!" "....." "Please don't cook me again!" "I have no need to be spy." "They make me do it!" "Don't worry, little Roman!" "We just want you to taste the soup." " Yeah, the soup?" " That's all." "I think it needs a little work." "Ah, don't worry there Mr. Roman, were still working on the recipe." "OK, I'll pay mine!" "Oh, no!" "No!" "Oh!" "No!" "Going to die, he's going to get us killed!" "Oh, No!" "He's just a bit what he got." "Vitamix, what is that biggy to do?" "I thought the Roman thinks he would stop inflation." "Ha, Mr. Promises!" "I got him!" "I got him!" "I got him!" "Ah ha, ki-ki, ki-ki-ku!" "Ha, ha, ha!" "I get you, Asterix!" "Don't panic!" "Don't panic!" "Don't panic!" "I get you!" "I get... come toward me!" "Oh, yeah!" "Where does he go?" "Packy, packy, packy!" "Bye bye!" "Bye bye!" "A-ah, a-ka, mucho!" " Well come back!" "How do you feel, little Roman?" " Fine!" "A little light headed!" "Very light headed!" "Really light headed." "♪ What somer boy that comes to me?" " Sein!" "Sein!" " Huh?" " Don't even ask, please give me a rope!" "Ah, Vascenova, Novoci Tatus!" "Where is he and what is with this rope?" "Have a look for yourself, oh Vascenova!" "What's about getting on the air for?" "Get down from there, Noodle !" "But Vascenova, there's no way!" "I'm as light as a flag in the wind." "Lower this flag!" "The wizard is experimenting with a new potion and he won't stop laughing." "That's very bad a news!" "You're going to be free!" "Huh, what are they up to?" "Take a platoon, find out what they are doing in their village." " What we need is another Roman." " Uhhuh!" " Hey Curietriix, where are you going ?" " Asterix, Obelix, I'm just going.... for working in the forest to get some forest for my bank." " Uhhuh!" "Oh!" "Something very strange is happening around here." "What happening is ... is that they're all going into the forest then come back happy, while we're stuck here doing nothing." "Hey, Chief !" "What is going on in that forest ?" "Obelix, you guard the wizard, I'll be back as soon as I can." "Anyone here?" "Where is he?" "Where is who?" "You chased him out, Majestix told .." "you not to come into the forest !" "And he wants me." "The Fortune Teller wants me!" " Ah!" "The great disaster will be on us!" " You tell us, Panamis!" "The fortune teller's gone!" "The great disaster will be on us!" "Asterix has chased the fortune teller away!" "By Chaneu, Vascenova,!" " Monjuearno, what have you got ?" "I was leading the platoon to the Gaulish village you requested, Sir." "And we discovered this intruder... in the forest, and his story is very interesting, Foscenova." "So I brought him to you, Sir." "A prisoner from Gaul ?" "What fun are for you?" "Excuse me, Sinor Gaul, you are one of these super strong Gauls, the enemy ?" "Me, oh no, I am a peaceful man, I am against no one at all." "That is nice." " Voila, my name is Prolix." " Uh!" " I travel about in search of a patron." " Uh!" " Yes I knew that here I would find a soldiers who was strong and generous,.." "even if some of his less sensible troupes didn't show me the respect as it should." " Huh!" "But, then..." "I knew all this before !" "Well done, so tell me how you are knowing all that ?" " I am... a fortune teller." " A fortune teller?" " Uh!" "So you are a fortune teller from Gaul?" "Yes sir!" "For example, I foresee that you will be promoted and achieve great plans." " Uh!" "So, am I going to conquer the invincible Gauls?" " You guess well !" "Magnifico!" "Ha, ha!" "Unfortunately for you, we are under orders to arrest all Gaulish fortune tellers." "Under Arrest!" "What?" "What?" "Well I, in that case no more joking." "I mean I am not a fortune teller!" "That was just a little joke!" "Actually, I am a bit of a rascal." "I try to abash the preach of gullible before." "I'm afraid!" "I make my living without work!" "Oh, but ... but something you want, you tell me what?" "But you were saying that you think I am going to get a promotion ?" " But I'm afraid that it's a joke!" "I mean, I mean that's totally absurd !" " Well that makes sense." "When I need your opinion, I'll give it to you!" "Our guess does not speak it through!" "See, as much I know!" "I'm going to give you a little test." "Heads or tails ?" "Neither, neither one." "Bingo!" "As soon as you predicted my promotion, as you knew, it is for real!" "No, no, no!" "Wait a minute!" "You got a lesson to me," "A vital to be a fortune teller woud have known which side coin will land on it;" "by unimbeded tail, so you want to arrest me!" "Who put this man in chains?" "But I'm not a fortune teller!" "It's all a lie!" "I ..." "I am flattering the people of the village !" "I tell them what they want to hear so they believe me, anything, anything I say!" "But I am not a fortune teller!" "Please, don't arrest me!" "Please!" "Uh!" "So, you want to say that the Gauls believe anything you say as if it's true, huh?" "Oh, yes!" "I have their trust." "Your actions have been foully and unworthy, Asterix!" "It's dangerous to anger a fortune teller !" "He is an impostor, he takes all your money to make himself fat!" "He's out there right now looking for a whole new bunch of suckers !" "No, I don't think so!" "He wasn't an impostor, he said all the right things." " Please Mrs. Chief, open your eyes!" " Open her eyes?" "Open your eyes!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Vincy, the fortune teller would take avenge on us all!" "Oh my gosh, it's Prolix, the fortune teller!" "He is back!" "Yes, people of Gaul !" "I have returned, to tell you that your village is doomed." "Even your air will be as poisonous moon!" "Take a breath, and very hair on your head will be scrolled and cream with things!" "It's not my fault!" "Fortune will come like a cloud!" "I did not want this for you, but it's bad luck to go without fortune tellers." "Please, get away before it is too late!" "I tell you it is your only hope!" "Now everyone has been warned!" "I will not stay another minute in this doomed village, lets go to Paris (Lutezia), please." "Oh, Piggy Wiggy!" "Have you gone nuts, you are not going to abandon our village on account of fur face !" "But if on the chance he is right, we would all be doomed." "I think we should move to the little island that is right off the coast." " But Piggy Wiggy, it's in Lutezia that..." " Don't be silly, when the danger is cleared, we will come back to the village." "Asterix, shall we go ?" "No, I'll stay!" "Everybody else, get to the boats !" "[ And so it was, the Roman struck their single greatest victory against the Gaul... ] [ without so much historic stroke of swords. ]" " Obelix, are you leaving?" " Ah, well!" "No, I'll stay!" "All aboard, who is going aboard!" "The Romans can attack whenever they like now." "I guess we should hide." "That is it, mission accomplished !" "The Gauls have left their village." "I am not a bit surprised, I knew all along that you were a real fortune teller." " Arrest him now?" " You promised you would let me go free!" "Oh, no!" "I am first going to check to make sure that the Gaul village is clear." " Uhhuh!" "I knew it!" " I'll bet!" "Oh, no!" "That is not what I meant." "I didn't know at all, I am not a fortune teller!" "It was just a hunt!" "That's all!" "That's all !" "Look the fortune teller is leading the Romans right into our village." "The fortune teller and the Romans, of course they are in this together." "We're not going to let the Roman take our village!" " Let's go see them all embarrass!" " No Obelix, without the vitamin potion, they'll catch you!" "Now we are useless!" "All we can do now is sit here and keep an eye on Vitamix." "This place is deserted, completely deserted, as far as I know, Sir." "Come!" "Go to Rome and carry this message to Caesar." "You'll tell him:" "All of Gaul is occupied!" "Then he will ask: "Totally"?" "And you will say to him: "Totally"!" "." " Oh, yeah!" " He will understand." "As Caesar would say, "gentlemen, as we came, we saw and we got them."" "Bravo Prolix, you are really good !" "So then you want, I should I arrest him now?" "He's a real fortune teller." " And as he said you'll be promoted!" " But, but, it is not true, I told you it's not true!" "What do you mean?" "Now you're saying now you think I am not going to receove my promotion?" "But I could not know that!" " What do you see?" " But I told you I don't make predictions, then!" "Oh, that's true, or I will read my future on your own insides !" " Oh, Oh!" "Uh...!" "Yes, you will get a promotion!" " So, we arrest him?" "No, this so fast!" "A fortune teller could come in very useful." "Yes Sir, but order is order!" "I say, if he is a real fortune teller, we arrest him." "But I am not!" "I'm a fake!" "Remember, I predicted..." "a curse on the air of the village?" "You know?" "All at a sudden I think there is a kind of strange odor!" " Don't you think?" " No, strange odor?" " Yeah!" "A strange odor!" "Straight upon the village!" "It stinks bad !" "Stinks?" "I told you!" "You're great, Prolix!" "You not only predict the future, you call it to happen!" "Hey, did you permit it?" "This in the end, I swear I must make lies to everyone I'm completely innocent!" "That's ridiculous, force myself foretold that I am lying!" "That's impossible, no!" "I swear to you all!" "I can not predict anything, I...." "Ah!" "Ah!" "I swear to you, I didn't know, I swear!" "It's not possible!" "Trumpeter, sound the evacuation of this place, all to get out!" " Vitamix!" " Vitamix!" " Vitamix!" "Obelix !" "Asterix!" "Asterix!" "Asterix!" "Asterix!" "This is all my fault!" "And to think all because of that too bad stupid little rocket!" "Oh ... oh!" "Wonder rocket!" "Oh!" "Ah!" "Asterix!" "Asterix ?" "You called me Asterix?" "Vitamix, you're cured!" " Obelix, did you throw this rock on Vitamix?" " Absolutely, to cure the poor wizard!" " So, don't you try tell me I did the wrong thing?" " Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh, stop joking!" "Can you, Obelix, take the rock get me up from under this rock?" "Oh, this is great!" "I can't believe it, our wizard is still safe." " Good boy !" " What do you mean still?" "I just cured him with my own delicate treatment!" " Piggy Wiggy, how much longer are we staying around here?" " Huh?" "You stupid bad boar!" "Have you read from Prolix we did in perish?" "But baby, as soon as everything settles down we will go back to the village." " As long as I'm on this island I'll never get my jewels." " Or my career!" "Oh, shut!" "It for my hours away here, a little fishy, and all it's marble!" " You're scaring the fish!" " Cut it out." " Out fisher!" " Whatever!" "[ Thus, the Gauls continued their patient watch. ]" "[ That I said Gauls, not gull!" "]" "[ They were hoping something might happen, anything that will allow them to regain their cozy little village. ]" "[ What it was that might happen they really couldn't guess. ]" "At ease!" "Ah, This is much better." "What?" "But we had to retreat from the village we just conquered." "So, thanks to the fortune teller we now have no more Gauls, that is the main thing." " Good, so now I can arrest him." " Absolutely not !" "Excuse me, a beg your pardon, I don't think I quite understand." "Of course you're not!" "That is why I am a bosa-nova and you are the boss of nobody!" "Come along amigo, I want to talk with you." "Aye!" "Oh, no!" "You predict our fates, you are a true fortune teller !" "You knew, there would be a disaster and it came." "Oh, then I get determined I am a fortune teller." "Fortune teller, am I!" "You should be placed under arrest." " I am sure I must be a fake!" " But a fortune teller could be useful to me." " I am not a fake !" " With your predictions and advice...." " I am a fortune teller !" " I could go very far !" " I am a fortune teller." " Maybe I will even replace Caesar." " I can go to Rome." " Of course I'll be very generous." "Oh, that's it!" "Furtune I'll ask!" " Oh!" " Make up your mind, because if you're not real, we'll tear you apart !" "Please sit down and tell me a little bit more about my future." "But, you know, I already told you that the Gods will give you protection !" "And you will be promoted!" " I know that!" " Tell me how it will be when I am ..." "Caesar !" " Well you will be real powerful... famous for you salute dressing." " Very good!" "Very good!" "And Cleopatra?" " What is Cleopatra ?" " You never heard of Cleopatra ?" " Oh yes, Cleopatra!" "Cleopatra silly me!" "How could I forget Cleopatra!" " She will be crazy for you she will be head over heels for you and after that...." " Fortune Teller!" " Who are you ?" " You mean you don't know ?" " What do you want ?" " You are the lucky winner, Prolix !" " Winner ?" "Winner of what ?" " It is a surprise !" " Surprise, what kind of a surprise ?" " Can't you guess, fortune teller ?" "Oh, well, of course, I can!" "I was told asking a surprise, a fool has been asked surprise!" "..." "So, wait till it coming to me,... uh..." " Fortune teller, tell the man you're surprise." " I don't know how!" " What was that noise ?" " How would I know?" " The Gauls!" "The Gauls!" " The Gauls, whether if they come, you didn't let me know." " How was I supposed to know?" " Liar!" " Leave him to me !" "So you couldn't guess we were here, huh, fortune teller?" "Embarrass!" "And Piggy Wiggy partners with my brother?" "It was all a lie!" "Shame on you !" " Bravo Madam!" "A bravo!" "Oh, no!" "Vitamin potion!" "As is it's said!" "Ouch!" "Who dare to bark at me?" "!" "Go girls !" " Hey, who are you ?" " I am Prititibus, Special envoy to Caesar!" "A pleasure to meet you!" "...." "The stone is right behind me!" "Hey, dog reader !" "Good day!" "Julius Caesar asked me to come and see if you really and truly had conquered.." "these fearsome and rebellious Gauls." "Vascenova, you are an embarrassment !" "They conquered you!" "Come on everybody!" "Lets go home !" " But it is not all my fault, there was in it his faul, fortune teller....!" " Shut up, you have been demoted!" "You are a legionnaire and even that is too generous !" "So, I am going to be promoted, am I ?" "Centurion, arrest this impostor !" "I will not take order from some low ranking legionaire !" "And you'll clean up this entire mess alone and speak properly to your superior!" "Offer that!" "Uh, go on, get out!" "Take it is crazy-a-way stuff inside of my camp !" "After the storm, sunny days, sunny days!" "♪ This is what said too somber!" "♪ You pay to buy a holder!" "♪ Now soner can't remember!" "♪ You say so!" "♪ He just sings songs." "♪ What do!" "What do!" "I'll do what?" "♪ Song called "Crazy"!" "♪ He crazy into heart!" "♪ Got future in this life!" "♪ Please to keep on the sky!" "♪ He is ours!" "♪ Let the old be cured!" "♪ The older head was he!" "♪ Was he!" "♪ He is the ... ah - ha..." "♪ The crazy member!" "♪ For that uh – uh – uh......"