"Could you get that?" "Why?" "Just because you're too lazy to get up off your tushy?" "All the people in the entire world that I would wanna talk to are right here." "Sucker!" "Hey, Joey!" "Hey, Pheebs." "Can you do me a favor?" "I forgot the pin to my ATM card." "Can you get it for me?" "Sure." "Where is it?" "I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner." "So you're 5-6-3-9?" "That's it!" "Thanks." "Wanna talk to Chandler?" "Let me talk to him." "He didn 't believe in my movie  whichisabig mistake, because it is real." "Real." "Tribbiani, get back to work." "Break time's over." "Who was that?" "My stunt double." "He's getting too familiar for my taste." "I've tried to apologize." "If I can't do it on the phone, I'll go and do it in person." "I heard that." "Can you put him on?" "Don't come out here." "I support you 1 00% and I wanna prove that to you in person." "I got that. I forgive you." "Don't come out here." "You haven't taken my calls for a week." "I'm totally over it." "Friends forever." "Don't come out here." "Would you mind doing a picture with us?" "What was that?" "Entertainment Tonight." "Good talking to you and don't come out here." "The One in Vegas" "English Subtitles by GELULA  CO., Inc." "I'm sorry I'm late." "I'm so sorry." "Have you been here long?" "That's okay." "What the hell took you so long?" "You can't tell Chandler." "I ran into Richard." "Which Richard?" "The Richard." "Richard Simmons?" "Oh, my God!" "No, my ex-boyfriend Richard." "You know, the tall guy, mustache." "Okay, that actually makes more sense." "How was it?" "It was really nice." "We talked and I had lunch with him." "That's weird. I dreamed you had lunch with Richard." "Really?" "Again, Richard Simmons." "Go on." "The strange part was he was really nice..." "... andhelooksgreat, but I didn't feel anything." "So why can't we tell Chandler?" "It'll freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I don't wanna spoil it." "I can't believe you guys have lasted a whole year!" "Wow, I owe Rachel twenty bucks." "On a totally different bet." "lt's almost our anniversary!" "l know." "One year ago today, I was just your annoying friend Chandler." "Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler." "I got you a gift." "lt's not till tomorrow." "l know, but you have to open it today." "Okay!" "There you go!" "It's two tickets to Vegas!" "Yeah!" "For this weekend!" "It'll be perfect." "You'll see Joey, plus, we'll start our celebration on the plane." "We can call it our "Plane-a-versary. "" "We have to?" "This is great, but Joey didn't want any of us there." "He doesn't want us to go to any trouble." "He'll be excited when we surprise him." "Plus, we get to have our own "Anna-Vegas-ry" !" ""Anna-vada-versary! "" "I think we should see other people." "We can go, right?" "Great idea." "I'm gonna go too!" "Pheebs, it's kind of our anniversary." "You won't ditch me like you did with London." "Ditch you?" "You were pregnant" "Great story. I'm going." "Listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey!" "including me!" "Do you wanna go?" "I can take a couple days off work." "Of course you can take a couple days off, because this trip includes me!" "I've got a presentation tomorrow." "I can't miss that." "I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit. I waited a year for this." "Art lover." "What?" "I said, "Art lover. "" "is that an insult?" "I don't know. I'm very tired." "Rach, maybe we can fly out Saturday?" "Sounds great." "I'll call the airlines." "That'll be nice to have the apartment to myself." "To walk around naked." "No, so I can be by myself." "Have a little alone time." "Naked alone time." "Just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked." "You live alone, you don't walk around naked." "Why does it takes me so long to answer the door?" "So far, is this trip to Las Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?" "So far, it's pretty much the same, Pheebs." "What about after I give you these candies?" "I guess it's a little better now." "Las Vegas, 1 ." "London, 0." "I'll be back." "Happy Plane-a-versary." "I love you." "Can I give you your present now?" "Okay!" "Oh, don't tell me I did this." "I love "l forgot the present" fake-out!" "How about "l did forget the present, forgive me" not fake-out?" "You can give it to me when we get back." "This is the worst thing that could happen." "You decided to tell him about the Richard thing." "What "Richard thing"?" "Oh, no." "What "Richard thing"?" "Simmons." "Go with Simmons." "I ran into Richard yesterday." "He asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did." "I didn't tell you because you'd get mad..." "... andI didn'twannaspoil our anniversary." "I'm not mad." "Really?" "So you bumped into Richard." "You grabbed a "bite. "" "No big deal." "Great." "Okay, London, 1 ." "Oh, look what happened." "Check me out." "I'm in my kitchen naked." "I'm picking up an orange." "I'm naked." "I'm lighting the candles." "Naked." "And carefully." "Oh, my God!" "That's Rachel, naked!" "I can 't look at that." "I am looking at this." "Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes." "Unless she wants me to be looking at that." "She knows I'm home." "She knows I can see her." "What kind of game is she playing?" "I think maybe someone's lonely tonight." "Dr. Geller." "Stop it." "You're being silly." "Or am I?" "Love to love you baby" "Love to love you baby" "Love to love you baby" "Darn it!" "May I come in?" "Yeah, if you want to." "Do you want me to?" "Yeah, sure?" "So do I." "Okay, Rach, before anything happens..." "... Iwannalaydownacouple of ground rules." "This is just about tonight." "I won't go through with this if it'll raise the question of "us. "" "I just want this to be..." "... aboutwhatit is ." "And..." "... whatisthat,Ross?" "The physical act of love." "What, are you crazy?" "So you weren't trying to entice me just now with your nakedness?" "Oh, God." "You saw me?" "You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness?" "You actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?" "I'm sorry, but, Ross, you kicked off your shoes!" "Can we just forget this ever happened?" "Of course, you're right." "I'm sorry." "Thank you." "I guess I'll go pack." "Wait, one more thing." "Do we still need to settle the question of "us"?" "Hey, you guys, wait!" "You guys." "This place is much better than London." "A lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me this." "Ninety-nine cent steak and lobster dinner." "You don't eat animals." "For ninety-nine cents I'd eat you." "I can totally settle down here." "It's got everything I could ever want." "including Joey!" "Look!" "Look!" "Hey!" "Oh, my God." "Love your condoms, my man." "Why are you here?" "I told you not to come." "Why are you dressed as a gladiator?" "Because I'm shooting a scene right now." "I play a gladiator." "Hold on a second." "Can we cut?" "My friends are here." "I'm gonna take a break." "Who are you talking to?" "The director." "Her." "All right, it's not a gladiator movie." "I work here." "Why?" "What happened?" "The movie shut down." "Ran out of money." "I'm working here till it starts up, if it ever does." "l'm so sorry." "Such a drag." "Sorry I didn't tell you." "I'm sorry." "Apparently there's a new policy of not sharing." "l knew you weren't okay with that." "So you're a gladiator!" "What's going on?" "Monica had lunch with Richard." "Dawson?" "But that would've been so cool!" "Her boyfriend Richard." "It meant nothing." "After all this time, how can you not trust me?" "When you go lunching with hunky men and don't tell me!" "You're right. I'm sorry." "I should've told you." "Thanks." "There we go." "Now I love Vegas." "I promise you next time I absolutely will tell you." ""Next time"?" "So close." "There won't be a next time." "You cannot see him again." "I cannot see him?" "You can't tell me what to do." "That's funny, I think I just did." "If you act like this, I won't be around you." "Fine." "Happy anniversary!" "Guys, please!" "Come on, come on." "This is obviously a misunderstanding." "No, it is not." "Don't look at me." "I just work here." "Okay, Ross?" "I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater." "Now, I'm just letting you know..." "... thisisnotaninvitation to the physical act of love." "Yep, that's hilarious." "I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done." "You know, last night was embarrassing for you too." "No, not really." "You've seen me naked hundreds of times." "But it was the first for the rest of my building." "That's true." "But you know, I just don't embarrass that easily." "What?" "You totally get embarrassed." "No, I don't." "Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are." "ls that so?" "Yeah." "Hey, lady!" "I don't care how much you want it, okay?" "I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom!" "You know, in Roman times, this was more than just a hat." "Really?" "Yeah, sure, sure." "They would scrub the floors." "They'd use it to get the mud off their shoe." "Sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty." "So they would stick it right-- l can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary." "I'll take you someplace nice." "A guy tipped me $1 00." "He was playing blackjack for an hour and he won $5000." "Can you believe that?" "If I won $5000, I'd join a gym." "Build up my upper body..." "... andhitRichardfrombehind with a stick." "Wait!" "Why don't I just do what that guy did?" "I'll take this $1 00, turn it into $5000..." "... andI 'llturnthatintoenough to get my movie going!" "Good luck." "I don't need luck." "I've thought this through." "I see." "Thanks." "I can't believe this." "This is like the worst night ever." "You had a minor setback in your relationship." "Big deal." "It's only Chandler." "I am so sorry." "This is crazy having such a stupid argument." "I don't wanna see Richard." "So go fix it." "Find Chandler." "He's probably in your room." "Tell him sorry and you love him." "You're right, Phoebe." "Thank you." "Sure." "Yeah!" "Las Vegas!" "Number one!" "Anybody lose this?" "Coming out." "Place your bet." "Dice her out." "Yellow 1 1 ." "Pay the front line!" "So I'm on my way back to the bathroom." "All right, all right." "Just keep walking, all right?" "What are you-- l am sorry, sir." "I think he just really likes you." "You know that teacher who had a baby with her student?" "Can I help you?" "Yes." "Do you have any extra pants?" "My friend seems to have had a little accident." "Can I change $1 00?" "Changing $1 00." "Good luck, sir." "Thanks." "That's right." "Thirteen." "Hit me!" "Oh, man!" "Wait!" "You are not gonna believe this!" "I have found my identical hand twin." "What?" "My identical hand twin!" "What's an identical hand twin?" "What does it sound like?" "It's a guy with my identical hands." "It was incredible." "The dealer's hands were exactly like mine." "It was like looking at my hands in a mirror!" "You sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror?" "Don't you see what this means?" "I can forget about that stupid movie." "I'm gonna be a millionaire!" "How?" "I don't have it all worked out yet." "But it's gotta mean big money." "Come on, identical hands!" "Again, I must go back to..." "... how?" "This is Vegas, man." "People will pay to see freaky stuff!" "How much would you pay to see this hand..." "... twice?" "I can't really put a price on that." "Are you un-supporting me again?" "I support you 1 00% ." "I just didn't get it right away." "Now I'm caught up." "identical hand twins." "It's a million-dollar idea!" "I found my identical hand twin!" "Oh, you're so lucky!" "So where's Monica?" "Did you guys make up?" "But she just came up here." "That was Joey." "I wonder where she is?" "It's so weird." "She's probably talking to Richard." "Would you stop that?" "You know what she said after her lunch with Richard?" "She didn't feel anything for him." "She loves you." "Really?" "Yes." "She feels terrible." "She really wants to make up." "You've gotta find her." "Good." "I should really start wearing hats." "Welcome to Las Vegas." "Did you enjoy your flight?" "l did." "Thank you very much." "It was excellent." "l hope you had a nice flight." "Oh, it was the best." "I think the check-in is that way." "Kids love me." "Hi, you guys are here!" "What'd you do?" "Did you go to a costume party?" "Let me guess." "Pancho Villa." "And you're Bob Saget." "Pancho Villa?" "What are you talking about, Pheebs?" "I don't" "Oh, my God!" "You drew on me?" "Hey, you wet my pants!" "What kind of party was this?" "I've been walking around like this?" "You have so crossed a line." "Rach, wait." "The men's room is that way." "It's the third time she's won on a machine I was playing." "I bet she's one of those people." "Mole people?" "What?" "No, a lurker." "What's that?" "When you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out..." "... alurkerwaitsfor you  to give up and then" "Kills you?" "They swoop in and steal your jackpot." "How do you know about this?" "My nana used to do it." "That's how she paid for my dance-- Karate lessons." "Dance karate?" "Yes, it's a deadly..." "... butbeautifulsport." "lt won't come off." "What?" "It won't come off." "Oh, my God." "Rach, are you sure?" "I took it off and then I drew it back on." "You made it!" "Who's your friend?" "He's hot." "Thanks, man." "Listen, I talked to Chandler." "And I'm sorry about the movie." "Don't be sorry." "I don't need it anymore." "I found my identical hand twin." "Your what?" "My identical hand twin." "The person whose hands are like mine." "This is a gold mine." "What?" "That won't make you any money." "Well, fine." "None of you will live with me in my hand-shaped mansion." "Except you." "You can live in the thumb." "All right, baby, come on!" "I am on fire!" "See you later." "What are you doing?" "What's it look like?" "Going home." "Why?" "Wait." "Sorry, I was just playing for one second." "If you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't." "He means nothing to me." "Oh, come on. I was there." "I know he's the love of your life." "Not anymore." "Really?" "Really." "All right?" "Let's forget about going home and celebrate our anniversary." "Okay, this is empty." "I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing." "Where's the other guy?" "Which guy?" "Tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this?" "I don't know about the hands, but he went to the restroom." "How you doing?" "Very busy." "Right." "Okay." "Yes, hello. I have a question." "I used your pen to draw on my friend's face." "A beard and a mustache." "Thank you." "No, she didn't think so." "I know. lt's like-- Anyway... ." "Makeup didn't cover it, we've tried everything and nothing's worked." "What do we do?" "Thank you." "Yeah, it's not coming off." "What?" "What else did he say?" "He said he thought I was funny." "Okay, look." "Let's just go downstairs..." "... we'llhavesomefun  and you will forget all about it." "There's no way I am leaving looking like this!" "Come on, Rach. lt's not that bad." "Ross, I am a human doodle!" "Just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you can't have fun." "Besides, no one will even look at you." "This is Vegas." "Hello?" "There are tons of other freaks here." "There are tons of freaks here." "No other." "No." "Come on." "No one will notice. I swear." "There was some staring and pointing." "I need a drink." "They really overcharge you for that stuff." "But who cares, because it's all on me." "That is one big drink." "Macadamia nut?" "Wow!" "That's some pricey nut." "Really like those macadamia nuts?" "Nope." "Get out of here, you lurker!" "Go on, get!" "You made up." "I couldn't be mad at him for too long." "She couldn't live without the "Chand love. "" "Get a room." "We have one." "Use it." "That's right." "Take good care of those babies." "Excuse me?" "It's me." "Joey." "Do I know you?" "Joey?" "Yeah, the hand guy." "So what are we gonna do about this hand twin thing?" "Nothing." "Look, you and I have been given a gift." "We have to do something with it." "Like hand modeling." "Or magic." "And you know NASA's gonna want to talk to us." "I have to get back to work." "We can have our own show." "We can clap our hands together." "People will love it!" "And I wrote a song for us." "This hand is your hand" "This hand is my hand" "Oh, wait, that's your hand" "No, wait, it's my hand" "That's okay." "But you haven't even heard the chorus!" "Oh, my God." "I look like my great-aunt Muriel." "All right, you know what?" "We don't have to go downstairs." "We can bring Vegas up to us." "All right, come on." "We'll play some blackjack." "Here we go." "Thirteen." "Hit me." "Twenty-three." "Which is what we play to at this casino!" "You win ten dollars!" "l bet twenty." "Right." "A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man!" "I've never seen a roll like this!" "That's right, baby!" "What do I want now?" "Eight?" "Six." "Pick a number!" "That is your only job." "Eight." "Thank you." "If you get this, we buy everybody a steak dinner." "Eight it is." "We're not buying steak dinners, are we?" "No." "Okay, good." "What do I want now?" "Try a hard eight." "What?" "Two fours." "Eight!" "Don't you let her go." "You're a lucky guy." "Thank you, Mr. Drunken Gambler." "You get this and we get the biggest suite in the place." "We get the biggest suite in the place." "The biggest suite in the place!" "Come on!" "I love you!" "I can't remember why we fought." "Because I had lunch with Rich" "Me neither!" "What now?" "Another hard eight." "Hard eight?" "Let's call it easy eight!" "I'll tell you what." "You roll another hard eight..." "... andwegetmarriedhere tonight." "Shut up!" "It just got interesting!" "What did you say?" "You roll another eight, we get married tonight." "You serious?" "Yes. I love you." "I've never loved anybody as much as I love you." "I've never loved anybody as much as I love you." "So if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it." "What do you say?" "That's a four." "And where's the other one?" "Under the table." "Nobody move!" "You look that way, I look this way." "Here it is, here it is." "That could be 4 or 5." "It's your call." "It's a four." "I think so too." "Oh, well, lost again." "That's it." "You and me." "Outside!" "I wouldn't want you to lose a chunk of that pretty blonde hair!" "Be cool." "Okay, your lurking days are over." "What?" "Everyone you lurk, I'll lurk first." "You move on, I'll be one step ahead of you..." "... everysingletime." "And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day..." "... tillMonday..." "... becausethat'swhenIgo home ." "When do you leave?" "Also Monday." "What time?" "Maybe we can share a cab." "Hit me." "Hit me." "We need more cards." "Yeah." "And we also need more drinks." "Hold on a second." "Hello, Vegas?" "We would like more alcohol." "You know what else?" "We would like some more beers." "Oh, I forgot to dial." "That must be our alcohol and beers." "It's Joey!" "I love Joey!" "Oh, I love Joey!" "Joey lives with a duck." "Look, I need some help, okay?" "Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate." "I'll do it." "Whatever you need me to do, I'm your man." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Fine." "Thanks." "Hey, Rach?" "How you doing?" "I'm doing good, baby." "How you doing?" "Don't let her drink anymore." "Here's that macadamia nut." "No, something else." "So what do you wanna do now?" "I wanna get out of the room." "I really miss downstairs." "Okay, you know what?" "There is only one way I am leaving this hotel room." "Well, hello!" "I'm Ross." "Good luck to you." "Sir, you've got a little something... ." "Hello." "I won!" "I won!" "I finally won!" "I won!" "That was my quarter!" "Take a hike, toots." "Excuse me, sir." "This lady played my quarter." "This is my money." "is that true, miss?" "Sells drugs to kids." "She sells drugs to kids." "It was my quarter." "Was it her quarter?" "How about we talk about this over dinner?" "Okay, lady, you're out of here." "No, you can't arrest me!" "I won't go back to that hellhole!" "I'm just taking you outside." "I need something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue." "Here's something blue and new." "You are so efficient." "I love you." "Let's go." "No, wait!" "We need something old." "I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve." "That'll work." "I don't think so." "Now something borrowed." "Here, just take this." "That's stealing." "We'll bring it back." "Put it under your dress." "Okay." "One thing at a time." "Are you gonna play?" "No, I don't really have any money." "Not yet, anyway." "Can't sit here if you don't play." "My name is Regina Falangie." "I'm a businesswoman in town on business." "Would you like to see my card?" "What did I do with my Filofax?" "I must've left it in Conference Room B." "Fourteen." "Hit me." "Oh, my God." "May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands?" "They're identical." "I've never seen that in the business world." "Stop it." "Miss Falangie, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at this table?" "Please stop it." "Wouldn't you pay good money to see identical hands..." "... showcasedinsometype of an entertainment venue?" "If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you!" "Didn't I just throw you out?" "No, you threw out Phoebe." "I'm Regina Falangie." "Falangie." "Come on, lady." "Please take him too." "Me?" "Oh, come on, man." "Come on, buddy." "Don't let him do this." "Come on!" "I'm your hand twin!" "Hello." "One marriage, please." "We want to get married." "There's a service in progress." "Have a seat." "All right." "What are you doing?" "The "Wedding March. " Does that freak you out?" "No, it's the graduation song." "This is it." "We're gonna get married." "You sure you wanna do this?" "Hello, Mrs. Ross!" "Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!" "Wait." "Okay."