"When Harry Tatelman... the gentleman that converted or converts Universal's film... into television fare... taking out the language, and some of the violence and nudity... came to me and told me that they had plans to release this on network..." "I said, "Harry, you're crazy."" "What the fuck's the matter?" "...you just fucked yourself." "Who you think you fucking with?" " Fuck!" " Fuck!" ""How are you gonna get around the 160 'F' words?" ""How are you gonna get around all the other profanity?"" "He says, "I will be able to do it."" "Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy?" "Eating pussy?" "Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy?" "Eating pineapple?" "Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass?" "...sticking your head up your toilet." " Your turn." " I kill you!" "Die!" "That butcher!" " Your turn." " I kill you!" "This town's like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked." "This town's like a great big chicken just waiting to be plucked." " What I try to tell you?" " Lesbian!" "Lame brain." "...you got a look in your eye... like you haven't been fucked in a year!" "Who, why, when and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?" "Now you're talking to me, baby." "That I like." "You got a look in your eye like you haven't been touched in a year." "Hey, Jose, or whatever your name is... who, when, why and how I make it is none of your business." "Now you're talking to me, baby." "That I like." "I catch you here again, I'm gonna wipe you all over the fucking place." "...wipe you all over this filthy place." "We're doing this one deal." "That's it." "Fuck you." "How's that?" "Drop dead." "How's that?" "You think I kill two kids and a woman?" "Fuck that!" "I don't need that shit in my life!" "You die, motherfucker!" "You think I kill two kids and a woman?" "Not that!" "I don't need that stuff in my life!" "You die, butcher!" "It was shocking, he did it." "And it works as television."