"WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY" "Come on!" "Yes, hello." "What friend?" "Oh, Polde, yes." "What's bothering you?" "Yes, we do that, too." "We handle all kinds of extortion and threats with discretion and we use the Slovenian language." "Friday, September 1 7th" "John and I went to window- dressing school together." "THE FATAL PHONE CALL I hadn't seen him for years." "I knew he had a whore- house near Ljubljana." "And then he called me." "Join you where?" "I have a tough extortion job tonight." "I need another guy." "Why the fuck me?" "With the way I look?" "You get $500, cash." "That should shut your mouth." "John who could ever freeze in fear of me, what do you think?" "Doesn't matter." "I just need you for back-up." "OK?" "Have you met?" "You bet we have." "Frank also went to window-dressing school." "He was expelled for dealing marihuana." "I never liked him." "THE EXTORTION" "And I was scared of the money stuff, I have to say." "First we talk to him." "If he makes a deal OK, if not, I'll bust his ass." "I'll take care of everything." "You just look mean." "Now how can I find this little sweetheart?" "What do we do now?" "Let's try this one." "Think so?" "We're looking for Rakocevic." "That's me." "Lucky for us." "We represent Financial-Consulting Ltd." "We're here to work out your little problem." "Can we go inside?" "We wouldn't want the neighbors watching..." "What a shitty job this is!" "Let's circle for good luck, I feel so guilty." "Right now, I'd rather kick the client's ass, not the poor bastard's. -l'd rather have you call me Fuck." "Frank suggested we formed a heavy metal band." "DEVIL'S SEED" "That sucks." "I have another idea." "Tell me about it." "Why don't we make a porno film?" "You want to fuck for free?" "Childhood frustrations!" "Yeah, and when you bullshit, it's OK, or what?" "Right." "That's not a bad idea." "What idea?" "To shoot some porn." "lt's bullshit." "You just said you wanted to make some real money." "Porn is good business." "We just have to work a little." "You're the one who's always watching porno videos." "You are the expert." "You have a Ph.D. in Pornography." "I won't act in it, but I can direct it." "Of course you can direct it, but you have to be in it, too." "You can't just sit around and watch." "You two can act." "No!" "All together!" "We'll be the stars of the first porno film in Slovenian." "If we make a good one, we'll be famous here forever, maybe even worldwide." "You know, this may sound a little strange." "I feel really guilty about my country." "I keep making money and I give nothing in return." "This film is fair payback." "Nicely put." "Are you stoned or what?" "We'll make shitloads of money!" "Come on!" "Okay, I'll direct it." "That's cool." "Baby, baby, Take me to Jamaica!" "Take me to Jamaica, across the seas, sailing to Jamaica," "Baby, baby, Take me to Jamaica..." "See you at noon." "Sleep well." "Porno films have been my passion since grade school." "I must've seen more than a 1 000." "I am almost an expert." "I couldn't believe how quickly I got involved." "THE DIRECTOR This morning I was an ordinary window-dresser, now I am a Film Director!" "THE ANTAGONISTS Saturday, September 1 8th" "There were other things going on that I had no idea about." "Come on, Bato." "Come on, hurry up!" "It's too high... -lt is not." "Now jump, man." "Just jump." "This is a letter of fortune..." "Sorry, I couldn't find a parking space." "John is late too." "Growing a moustache?" "For the film, if you don't mind." "I can hardly wait to see the bitches we're gonna fuck." "Be nicer." "You don't have to humiliate them." "Can't help it." "I was born with a superiority complex." "I meant it in a nice way." "Yeah, I can see, you were born different from the rest of us." "Can't help it." "I've been thinking about the film." "I have some great ideas." "You're so hyped up." "Are you on vitamins or something?" "Sucky got her period again?" "She gets it every two weeks." "There goes another client." "Am I supposed to fuck him if she can't?" "The colors have to be perfect." "We need a and sharp picture." "The skin has to be tan, not yoghurt white." "We all have to go to a sun-studio." "Or into a microwave oven." "Very fucking clever." "I've noticed..." "Nothing I say is good enough for you lately." "I'm offended." "Cut the crap and it'll be fine." "Thanks for the advice." "Want some?" "What?" "Hot-dog!" "You are a fucking jerk-off!" "Don't ever say that again!" "I'll break your chicken neck, you motherfucker." "Look who is talking..." "Women normally have periods once in a month, right?" "Now, in Sucky's case, I've been writing it down, she has it every 22 days." "Let's run a calculation... 3, 6, 5, divided by what..." "22..." "What do you get?" "It's 1 6 and a half, 1 6.5!" "She has 4.5 extra periods per year." "Start offering last minute deals." "What do you mean?" "Like travel agencies." "For the babes who are just a day before their period, you offer a 30% discount." "The "Bloody Mary"." "Clients will love it." "Not a bad idea, you are not that stupid after all." "I hit the jackpot with you as the director of my film!" "And as an actor, of course!" "Some actor..." "I got that idea from my favorite porno." "It's called Nectar." "German stuff." "This tie of yours is great." "This bit of hair under your nose is cool, too." "Just for the shoot." "Like it?" "lt's great, super." "We have to make a really good porno movie." "Agreed?" "Good porn." "World class porn." "Export quality." "Not your typical Slovenian film that noone understands." "Something with a story and a human touch, expressive, about people like us." "That's it." "Cool." "Can your Russian girls speak Slovenian?" "l was thinking." "Maybe this language thing isn't so important after all." "You shut up, there is only one thing on your mind." "Sure." "Be glad to get some free sex." "l am glad." "Come again." "Can the chicks speak Slovenian?" "Not too well..." "l knew it!" "Verbal communication isn't the main thing, but it's important." "Their non-verbal communication is great." "Best in town, absolutely professional." "Guaranteed!" "I have to check their acting skills." "Born actresses." "I want to make it so good that people from around the world will ask:" "Where the fuck is this Slovenia where all the good porno comes from." "I want to make Slovenia what Denmark used to be for the porno industry." "That's the spirit." "First we'll have auditions, then I'll make the contracts." "I want straight business and no hassle about the money." "Deal?" "Cool." "Great." "Action time!" "Come out." "THE AUDITION" "I speak Slovenian, I want shoot myself in movie." "Can you act?" "l had drama lessons at school in Russia." "She is promising." "Can you erase this?" "Do you think it's a problem?" "This?" "Yes." "Suzy, can you erase this?" "I'd like to have it removed." "Yugoslav soldiers loved it, but now everything has changed." "You already shot a porno movie in Hungary?" "Yes, I shoot cinema in Budapest." "Very good." "What was the title?" "lntimate places." "Intimate places..." "Sucky's on sick leave today." "Anyway, her specialty is oral." "Would you shoot a film with us?" "No way, I'm a lady." "I am not so sure about this porno any more." "Not at all." "Show us, now." "Masturbate." "With both hands..." "Yes, inside, that's it..." "Would you shoot a film with us?" "With great pleasure." "I always want act in film." "I mean porn - the real stuff." "Cinema is cinema." "You were born for it!" "Fantastic." "You got the part!" "Step down, let Kalinka come in." "Marina is the best!" "She's mine in the movie." "And finally, introducing Miss Kalinka." "Kalinka, what was that?" "Marshak, the poet." "Why did you recite it?" "John said you needed an actress." "It sounded fine, but it was boring." "Kalinka, what do you like most about sex?" "Everything." "Everything about sex is the best." "Everything about sex is the best?" "Bravo!" "Kalinka, would you shoot a film with us?" "Here I am." "Isn't she great?" "She's yours in the film, Charlie." "To the film!" "To the film!" "Cheers!" "Listen, John!" "What?" "When do we start rehearsing?" "When the girls are off duty." "Are you free now?" "Now?" "Yes." "May I, John?" "Yes, go to the room." "Practice." "Understand?" "Am I a happy man!" "This Frank is a sex maniac." "Let him enjoy life a little." "How about you?" "The girls need lessons in Slovenian grammar." "Kalinka's yours in the film." "You may go to the room too." "What?" "What what?" "Are you crazy?" "I am not doing it with this tart." "She's been fucked a zillion times." "Stinks of borscht." "I'd rather have you call me Fuck." "You shouldn't miss this." "My girls are seldom for free." "But they're poor girls." "None is too poor to give you something." "It is not fair of you to speak like that." "There is a major crisis in Russia." "They came over here to make your life better." "If they want to live, they have to work for a living." "Go to her room or she will be offended." "Offended?" "Go to her room and teach her some Slovenian." "Cheers!" "Cheers." "Are you cold?" "Cold." "Thanks." "You have moustache." "For the film." "Don't you like it?" "l like." "Don't you like me?" "That's not..." "You are one of the most beautiful girls" "I've ever seen in my life." "In real life." "Kalinka isn't your real name, is it?" "Kalinka is an artistic name." "I am Olga." "I am Charlie." "Well, I am Karl." "But everyone calls me Charlie." "Same with Frank." "Frank is actually Franci." "And John is actually Janez." "We just call him John." "How is John?" "What, John?" "Does he treat you well?" "What is treat?" "Does he take good care of you?" "ls he nice?" "John loves us like a father." "Takes care, gives us money." "Business is business." "Sometimes, you just have to take the bad with the good." "Take the bad with the good." "Nice words." "You look quite pleased." "You don't complain." "Compared to what it used to be at the other place, this is good." "Some girls are sold for 1 000$ in Budapest and sent to Italy where they have to work on highways." "Every day they have 20 or 30 clients." "If they don't do it, they get no money." "Have you been here for a long time?" "Three years." "Have you been re-sold in the meantime?" "Yes, Bato bought us." "Bato?" "Would you look at this!" "What the fuck is this?" "What have they done to my house, fucking motherfuckers!" "Where are my girls?" "What's going on?" "Look at these windows!" "Do you know who made this?" "Mirsad." "You know what I paid him for this?" "I'll pull his brains out," "I'll fucking kill him." "That's what I'll fucking do!" "We'll take care of it." "What's this?" "He left us something." "Well that'll make him a good fucking gravestone, won't it?" "I'll fuck him up, the fucking motherfucker." "Bato?" "Bato and another guy from Montenegro." "They brought us here." "We worked for them for a year." "It was really bad, we were locked up." "Then John came and took us away." "Bato and his guys went to prison." "What have I gotten myself into!" "Sometimes" "I dream of Bato coming back." "That must be bad." "Take the bad with the good." "You smell so nice." "Well, I have to go now." "Have a nice time." "It was a pleasure meeting you." "Did I say something wrong?" "Kalinka is the main character of my plot." "KALINKA, TAKE 1" "She triggered my lust for beauty." "I was astonished by her face, I liked it so much I wanted to devour its every feature." "I couldn't sleep all night." "I kept jerking off, wrote the script and prepared for the shoot." "If we forni.." "forni...cated..." "If we fornicated, you would love it, and I would too." "I am so har-ny, I have to admit that." "Very harny." "Hor-ny, horny." "Horny." "That's right." "Keep practicing." "Do you want some coffee?" "Bring it to my office." "I am har-ny." "Horny." "Horny horny." "I am all alone, day after day." "I am all alone..." "Listen..." "I am so horny, I am coming..." "I am really glad we're making a pure Slovenian porno film." "No translation needed." "Whose idea was that, now?" "Do you need any home-made brandy?" "Fuck off with that brandy already!" "Hello, Sladjana!" "Charlie, how are you?" "Fine." "Hungry." "What would you like?" "A burger would be great." "Is it fresh?" "Always fresh here." "Make me a burger with onions, mustard, and chilli." "No mayonnaise today." "Okay, in a minute." "OK, maybe some mayo, too." "Did you notice how Charlie avoids acting." "Does he?" "He has a part, he is Kalinka's husband." "And now, he only appears on a photo." "Who does he think he is kidding?" "Cunning rat." "He really got out of it, didn't he?" "Don't know." "Is something wrong with Kalinka?" "Or is something wrong with him?" "He might be... you know." "Let him be the director, and we'll do the work." "He'll be sorry, you'll see." "That's right." "Monday, September 1 9th" "Frank kept giving me hard time." "He came to see me." "TROUBLES WITH FRANK" "Later, the bell rang for a long time, then the door fell." "We downed him and tied him up." "Hey, you two are not normal." "I nearly pissed in my pants." "And you are normal, or what?" "What do you want?" "Nothing." "What are you doing here then?" "l wanted to steal something." "Just wanted to rob me!" "What am I gonna do with you, fucker?" "Fernando Sagadin." "What a name!" "Was your old man an ABBA fan, or what?" "You know, we should take this one to the police." "No, not the police!" "I have a criminal record." "They'll put me in jail." "Now, that's not my fault, is it?" "No, not your fault." "Whose is it then?" "That Magicphone bitch." "What Magicphone bitch?" "Every time I go to do a job, I call the Magicphone." "She tells me what my chances are." "She said I'd be lucky today." "How can you believe that phone shit?" "Not really, I mean ..." "Wait a minute." "We are in charge here." "You just sit here and shut up." "You can't move anyway." "We're gonna step over there and consult a little." "We'll be back in a minute." "Don't move." "What are you staring at?" "Let's light up." "Stop it!" "That's cool." "Let me buy it." "Three bucks, fair price." "Fernando's buying." "PORNO STAR" "He was perfect for my movie." "You can't be serious. -l am." "Me, in a porno film?" "You are out of your minds." "Shut up about my mind." "Take it or not?" "l can't." "My mother will kill me if she finds out." "Call the police." "Do I have a choice?" "No." "Both your choices start with a P:" "Porno or Police." "Do I get paid?" "Now he thinks we'll fucking pay him!" "I'm off to the police." "Wait, wait..." "She called you because her plumbing was leaking." "Imagine her wearing just a see-through nightie." "At the beginning you have to be perfectly cool." "You are doing your job, fixing her pipes, and then Marina starts complaining." "Text!" "My husband never home..." "My husband almost never home." "I never done this before." "If we fornicate, you will like it as much as I would." "No one would know." "As if nothing ever happened." "Good." "Fernando, you don't say anything, she is whining, and you just stare like you don't know what she is talking about." "After a while you grab her." "Marina, you get down on your hands and knees." "And she starts whining again - fuck me, make my life..." "I know my lines." "Okay, go on." "Fuck me, make my life worth living." "Harder, harder, don't stop." "You have a golden pipe, you're killing me." "Allright!" "Just don't overdo it." "And learn your lines by heart." "What happens next?" "Kalinka walks in." "Carrying her husband's picture in her hand." "When you see what's going on, you take your clothes off." "No, not now, not yet." "And what do you say?" "Dear neighbor." "Don't be so selfish." "My husband is away as well." "I've never cheated on him." "I am horny too." "Excellent!" "Marina, what is your line?" "Gabriela, we can share him." "No jealousy, everybody wins." "At this moment, Marina, you have a huge, abnormal orgasm." "What do you do?" "Exactly - you squint." "From all the overflowing pleasure you start repeating:" "Thank you, thank you." "Then you faint, collapse." "Yes." "Can I blow you first, just to get to know each other." "Blow, that's great." "Fernando, you wink at Kalinka." "Like that ..." "and nod ... good." "Get down on all fours." "Frank, damn it, we are working here!" "Cut the shit!" "You're right, I agree." "Show some attention, please." "What's your next line?" "Get it in, and we win." "Fernando, you get behind her." "Get up, and do her from behind." "Hands on your hips." "This is called freehand, you know, in professional terms." "If Frank says so." "You stand behind her saying:" "What did I hear you say?" "What did I hear you say?" "Just use some more energy, more temperament, please." "Kalinka, after hearing him, you say: please." "Please!" "You start kissing your husband's picture - me, and you start coming really soon." "Marina slowly wakes up." "Now why does she wake up?" "Because Kalinka's screaming so much." "Makes sense." "Fernando, what you do, seeing Marina horny again?" "No idea." "You take your cell phone and call a friend to help you." "That friend is me!" "I enter without saying a word and grab Marina." "First I fuck her standing up, then sitting down, then kneeling and finally on top of her." "Did I study the script or what!" "Exactly!" "Frank charges in at full speed." "John is Marina's husband, who is supposed to be working, but in fact he is with Paloma and Nastasia." "Why are you down all of a sudden?" "I am not sure about the whole thing any more." "Everything is okay." "Couldn't be better." "I don't know, if there is any point to it." "Of course there is." "It a real-life story." "Do you think the plot is realistic enough?" "Absolutely." "I'm positive." "I don't know if anyone will want to watch this." "I want to make something with meaning, some point to it." "Like what?" "For instance, that health is wealth, and life is precious, as my friend Damjan says..." "That's obviously very clear." "Do you think, this idea is clearly recognizable?" "Sure." "I am not sure." "I'm having second thoughts." "Hey, come on, don't complicate things too much." "If the prick is sick, every hair gets in the way." "Just think about the shitloads of money we'll make." "Loads." "You know, I don't care about the cash so much." "I want to create a quality, cult film." "For all times." "You're suffering from creative anxiety, that's all." "Just wait and see." "You think so?" "Positive." "I don't know..." "lt'll be fine." "I hope God is on our side." "Hello, baby." "Hello." "Did you call me?" "Do you have any clients tonight?" "No." "No clients tonight." "When you and Charlie went to your room, what happened?" "Nothing." "What do you mean nothing?" "We just talked, then he kissed me and left." "Is he a faggot or something?" "Frank is going to town, he will take you to Charlie's." "You go and put on your sexy gear." "Tell Charlie you need some extra coaching for the film..." "And then give him the screw of his life." "I am a bit worried about him." "I hope this will help him." "Kalinka, what about some sex, what do you say?" "Just a quickie?" "Just for the fun of it?" "All that can happen is that we come, right?" "What do you think I am?" "I work for money, not for fun." "I am not what you think." "Oh, a material girl!" "Come on, just once, just a quickie." "Or a blow-job, just blow me a little." "I'd rather have you call me Fuck." "You, of all people, could be called Fuck." "Suits you well." "And don't give me Charlie's crap!" "I know your fucking lot!" "Fuck off, you cocky whore!" "Get out, you make me sick!" "Who is it?" "lt's me, Kalinka." "What brings you here, Kalinka?" "You look different." "A Bundesliga soccer star haircut." "For the movie." "Do you like it?" "l don't know." "Looks funny." "Come in." "Hey, where are you taking me?" "To the cellar, of course." "Why don't you like me?" "I have nothing against you." "Only..." "Only what?" "Doesn't matter." "What doesn't matter?" "Something is wrong." "I can't do it." "Understand?" "I am not gay or anything." "I can't do it, not with you, not with any other woman." "I've never done it with anyone yet." "I can't get it up." "Nothing happens." "Poor boy." "Maybe you haven't been with the right one?" "I tried with at least - five women!" "Always the same disaster, it's humiliating..." "You can't imagine what it's like." "Have you ever been with a girl you loved?" "What does that have to do with it?" "Sometimes it helps." "I don't need you lecturing me on love." "TO THOSE WHO CONFESS HALF IS FORGIVEN" "You've never had an orgasm?" "Not really." "Only if I do it myself." "I can only get it up if I am watching porn." "Never in live action." "When I'm with a woman, something hurts in here, and I can't do it." "I can't even piss in public toilets." "Doesn't work." "Can't stand people around me." "Sometimes I was so full of piss I nearly burst." "Awful." "May I try?" "No use." "OK, try." "Why not." "Sex is not everything." "Easy for you to say that." "Watching pornos turns you on?" "Yes." "Do you really know the lines?" "KALINKA, TAKE 2" "Long live Russia!" "I haven's spilled so much sweat since grape-picking." "I don't want to screw it up." "Have I told you I loved you?" "No. -l love you." "Thanks." "There is no poetry in this world to describe my feelings." "No Dostoevsky, no Tolstoy ... nothing." "Promise me you will always be mine, only mine." "I am not in the position to make such promises." "Promise, anyhow." "Yes." "You promise?" "l do, I promise." "Are you hungry?" "Let's have some burek!" "Isn't it good?" "Good." "My first night out in Ljubljana." "Really?" "I work at night." "I don't know anybody, only the clients." "I've lived in Ljubljana for years, seems like forever." "But I don't know many people at all." "And the ones I do know are idiots." "Cheer up, Kalinka." "Cheer up." "I just had an idea." "You know what Linda Lovelace once said?" "Have you heard of Linda Lovelace?" "Never seen Deep Throat?" "You should see it." "She is one of the greatest porn stars in the world." "They once asked her in an interview, what the difference is - for her - between the guys in her films and her husband." "You know what she said?" "What?" "She said she swallows her husband's cum, and with the guys on the set she spits it out." "Charlie, you are nuts." "Do we have a deal?" "Yes." "I agree." "Did you hear her?" "She is a Russian whore." "What did you say?" "Were did you get this Russian slut?" "Say it again, if you dare." "The Russian slut." "Say it again if you dare, motherfucker!" "What is his problem?" "l wouldn't..." "Tell her you are sorry!" "Sorry." "In Russian, she speaks Russian." "How does it go?" "Prastyte." "Prastyte!" "Fuck off before I lose my temper, sons of bitches!" "I love you." "What about Fernando?" "Holy shit!" "Sorry, I forgot about you." "Sure thing..." "You were busy." "Wednesday, September 21 st" "THE GREAT DEBATE" "John called for Kalinka, she had a client." "Frank came to pick her up, so Fernando and I had a little talk." "Nervous about the film?" "l hope my fellow works." "What are you going to do after the film?" "The usual." "And you?" "Kalinka is the love of my life." "First love is special." "All the rest is vanity or illusion." "You know what she told me?" "She said I was very smart, articulate, and genuinely creative." "She said I am talented and I have charisma, she said I was passionate and yet tender..." "What else?" "That I have the biggest cock in Slovenia." "Maybe the second biggest." "A silver medal is good enough." "TROUBLES WITH FRANK" "During the ride back Frank started to harass Kalinka." "She fought back and they crashed..." "How can you crash like this?" "You could've got killed." "Last week I told you to get some decent tires." "Tires are no luxury." "Don't you give a shit about your life?" "After we've finished this movie, you'll get some money and you can buy a new car." "Just don't kill yourself." "Listen, everybody!" "Tomorrow I want you all clean and crispy, 1 00% hygienic." "No fooling around, your balls must be full of love juices." "Especially yours, Frank." "And Charlie's, too." "I must admit:" "I was completely transformed." "Good afternoon." "Yes, it was a very good afternoon." "Came to see you." "Are you tired?" "No, I am fine." "Help me." "Thanks." "I was listening at the door." "You pervert." "Were you faking it?" "No faking." "Can you come with a perfect stranger?" "Yes." "Often?" "Always." "Really?" "If you love your job, everything else comes easy." "Bravo!" "You are incredible." "Many women never come." "To survive, you have to suffer a little." "Good afternoon, Godfather." "It is me, Bato." "How are you doing?" "You got out?" "Yes, we just got out, me and my guys outside." "Do you need something?" "You know that fat John guy, the one who took my girls?" "Motherfucker!" "Sorry, I am a little nervous." "Have I told you today, how much I love you?" "Niet." "I love you." "Thank you." "You are always on my mind." "But ..." "Yes, and the porno movie too." "Are you nervous?" "No, just the text is tricky." "Do you know it?" "Get it in, and we win." "You are the only woman, I can make love to." "I wish we had a camera and a TV set here now." "But that's not the only reason I want you to stay with me." "I will love you till I die." "Thursday, September 22nd" "Things went fast." "We started shooting." "Day one." "Scene one:" "the Plumber." "Just relax." "Frank!" "What?" "Those fucking socks of yours, they are elastic!" "So what?" "You can see the damn line!" "You can't see anything." "I should know what I can see!" "Who is the boss on this movie?" "You are taking this a little too seriously." "Marina!" "Are you wearing panties and a bra too?" "Yes, I put on tight bra, looks better." "Do I have to take care of everything around here?" "!" "Girls, take your bras and panties off right know, so that your skin is smooth again." "Now!" "He is such a pain." "He thinks he is a real director." "Let's stop fooling around and make the fucking picture!" "Don't force me into lowering my creative standards!" "You sound like you were a perfectionist." "Well, I am a perfectionist." "Call me when you're ready to start." "Give me a puff." "lnhale, it'll chill you out." "It was a lousy start." "THE MONTENEGRO GANG And it got worse." "Turn it down, slow down, man!" "Where are we going?" "You wrote it down..." "Right, let's see..." "Where the hell is Savlje?" "We've been driving for an hour." "I don't know." "I didn't build it, you know." "Did we take a good car, an Audi?" "No, a Peugeot." "Turn up the music, give me the gun!" "Little Johnny, you have visitors." "OUTCOME" "Frank disappeared." "Fernando split immediately, but I stayed with Kalinka and the girls." "As I was told later, John put up a good fight." "Can't see my postcards?" "Are mine not good enough?" "In prison I kept wondering about your incredible courage." "Everything you know about the business you learned from me." "Is that so?" "lt is." "And then you stab me in my back," "like Slovenia did to Yugoslavia." "You can't blame me for the breakup of Yugoslavia." "No." "I'll tolerate that." "But to take away my girls, that was fucking insane." "You know very well, I wouldn't let them go, not alive." "And then, you plant 1 .2 kilos of heroin in my car, when I'm taking my business associates to Italy." "And thanks to you I jammed in prison for two years." "Is that so?" "l can't deny it." "You are as brave as you are stupid." "What a brave idiot..." "How was prison?" "Something every real man should try." "Did you get my deliveries?" "l did, thanks." "Let's get back to business." "My whores are mine again." "They have to work harder, you've spoiled them." "But you, motherfucker, what should I do with your fat ass?" "Do you have an idea, angelface. -l do, in fact." "Fuck off to the bloody Monte- negro shithole you came from!" "Not Montenegro, but Serbia, my boy." "Where is your sense of multiculturalism?" "There will never be a Slovenian Mafia." "A total population of two million is too small to provide decent Mafia recruitment potential." "Where is your brain, you monkey?" "Now you're insulting me!" "l'm so sorry." "Now, get down on your knees, or I'll kill you!" "I'd rather have you call me Fuck." "What?" "How are you?" "As long as I can breathe, I'm a happy man." "I could kill you all." "But I won't." "Because Bato is a good man, you see." "Isn't that right, Mile?" "The best one." "But I can't believe you wanted to shoot a porn with my girls." "That's mean, disgusting and inconsiderate!" "Have you ... shot anything?" "No." "Good, good." "My dear ladies, or to be precise, dear whores..." "From tomorrow on, you work for me again." "Get it?" "Nod, a little nod, please." "What are you still doing here?" "Get lost!" "Look, look at this, now!" "First aid, or something." "Alpine rescue!" "Vaginal spasm." "I only saw this once in a film..." "Bring her over here." "Come here." "Where were we..." "Back to the old routine." "You work for me again." "But, as the Alpine climate doesn't agree with me, we are moving to the land of spaghetti, beautiful women and the Pope - to Italy!" "I told him that Kalinka is going to stay with me." "Excuse me!" "?" "Mile, did you hear this?" "Come over here." "Don't be scared." "I won't hurt you." "Come on." "Can't speak Serbian." "ls that so?" "He doesn't understand." "Should I tell you in Slovenian?" "In translation:" "Fucking asshole, get the fuck out of my sight!" "And bring this guy over here, I'll kill him." "KALINKA, LAST TAKE" "I keep asking myself if all my misery was due to that letter of fortune I threw away the other day?"