"Listen!" "You're completely surrounded." "Release the hostages immediately—" "Shut up and do what I've said right now!" "What shall we do?" "VFJ BANK — NAKANO BRANCH There's nothing we can do." "Hey, civilians aren't allowed here." "I'm a detective, too." "Hey!" "Wait a second!" "— What's going on?" "— This is scary." "Who the hell areyou?" "I'm a detective." "I'm unarmed." "I'll beyour hostage." "A dummy?" "Stop it!" "You don't know what he'll do!" "I can't control him!" "You, stay quiet!" "It's not me!" "It's this stupid doll—" "I just told you to shut up!" "I'm sick and tired ofbeing this guy's puppet." "What areyou saying, Ken?" "Don't you call me Ken!" "Hey, Detective." "One step forward, and I'll put a hole through his head." "Detective, please help me!" "Okay." "Let's hear what's on your mind." "― Ken." "― I'm not Ken!" "Ken!" "My dummy—" "Ken!" "We're free!" "This is Genda speaking." "The suspect has been subdued." "Get an ambulance here." "THE RUG COP" "Planning by SHUNTARO KANAI" "Supervising Producer AKIOJISSOJI" "Produced by MINORU KAWASAKI, MASANOBU SUZUKI" "Screenplay by TAKAO NAKANO, MINORU KAWASAKI" "Cinematography by TAKASHI SUGA Lighting by YUTAKA IWASAKI" "CAST" "HATSUO GENDA (DETECTIVE RUG) MOTO FUYUKI" "WAHEI NAKAHIGASHI (DETECTIVE BIG DICK) IJIRI OKADA" "GENTA UGAWA (DETECTIVE FATTY) UGANDATORA" "KANICHI NABEYA (DETECTIVE SHORTY) YAKAN NABE" "GORO OHYAJI (DETECTIVE OLD MAN) MICHIHIKO HAMADA" "MENJIRO IKEDA (DETECTIVE HANDSOME) YUSUKE KIRISHIMA" "TOSHIKO OHTA (TONKO) MAI HASHIMOTO" "DR. NAKAMATS" "HIROMI EGUCHI" "Special Guest Appearance TAMAO SATO" "Special Guest Appearance AI IIJIMA" "KEISUKE MENDO HIDEO NAKANO" "Directed by MINORU KAWASAKI" "HANAMAGARI STATION" "Detective Hatsuo Genda, right?" "Yes." "You have the highest arrest record in the history of the Metropolitan Police." "You've solved more cold cases than anyone." "Yet people see you as a weirdo." "They transfer you around." "You're held back by the people upstairs." "Even though you're much more talented than the others." "So you're briefing me on myself." "And who are you?" "My name is Toshiko Ohta." "I'm the very best office assistant." "Please follow me." "INVESTIGATIVE UNIT" "His name is Kanichi Nabeya." "He runs like a jaguar... taking advantage of his shortness to reduce air resistance." "He's also a world champion in weight lifting." "Hi, there." "You can call me Shorty." "This is Genta Ugawa honorary national champion of gluttony." "He has the ability to attack criminals... with his waterfalls of sweat." "How are you doing?" "People call me Fatty." "Would you like some chocolate?" "No, thanks." "Okay." "You must be the new guy." "Tonko, can I use this wet towel?" "My name is Goro Ohyaji." "You can call me Old Man." "I just got back from escorting a suspect... who used to be a sumo wrestler." "Our patrol car got a flat tire because of his weight." "That's when he screamed, "Hold on!"" "And he screamed, "Hold on!"" "The sumo wrestler said, "Hold on!"" "It's a joke, okay?" "Kids these days don't have any sense of humor." "So when a grape is surprised, it will make a little whine." "A grape makes a little whine?" "Good one!" "Can I use it?" "He's always like that." "Tossing off silly old man's jokes." "Well, I'm an old man myself." "My name is Menjiro Ikeda." "Call me Handsome, please." "Handsome?" "Well, it's a family business." "He's in charge of interrogating women." "His good looks really help." "Detective Handsome!" "I shoplifted again just to see you." "Oh, please!" "I'm charged with assault, beating my husband." "Come on." "Interrogate me!" "No." "Me first!" "Search me all over, won't you?" "— What do you think you're doing!" "― Ow!" "Back off." "I'm first!" "― Excuse me!" "― I was here first." "Ladies, calm down." "No fighting." "I will interrogate you both in order." "Detective Handsome." "He's Detective Wahei Nakahigashi, as known as..." "No, I can't say." "They call me Big Dick." "Well, it doesn't look that big now." "You'll find out in no time." "We may be a bunch of freaks... but we all have the eye of a hunter in pursuit of his prey." "Just like you do, Detective Rug." "I'm Keisuke Mendo." "The keeper of this freak show here." "Interesting." "The perfect place for a guy like me." "Wouldn't it be nice if entertainment could save the world?" "Let's welcome the newcomer." "Let's make a toast." "Does everyone have tea?" "Tonko, get me a cup of tea." "Sorry, I forgot about you, Boss." "Is everyone here?" "― Tonko." "― Yes, sir." "― Cheers." "― Cheers." "What's wrong with him?" "Is this it?" "Ouch." "Now I get it." "SAI KAI NUCLEAR ENERGY AGENCY I NC." "Wow." "This is wild." "― Come on, let me see it." "— Just keep driving." "— It's all right." "— It's dangerous." "— So explicit." "— Eyes on the road!" "― This is too much." "― Look out!" "Oh, no." "I can't believe I did that." "This is not happening." "Dude, this is not good." "TOKYO Look at that." "Probably a hitchhiker." "Is she dead?" "I don't know." "Excuse me." "Are you okay?" "Stand up!" "Thanks for hitting me with your car." "This one's for you." "Take it!" "Medusa to Hades." "Prometheus has been secured." "This is Hades." "Good job." "Let's move on to Phase Two." "Roger." "Detective Rug, you just ran a red light." "Red is my lucky color." "Someday I'll bust you." "Please stop." "A parking violation." "Why don't you leave that to Parking Enforcement?" "Just pull over, please." "Give me a break." "Done." "Let's get moving." "Mr. Rug, what happened to your hair?" "I haven't figured this one out yet." "It may have something to do with the humidity." "I'd say it's going to rain tomorrow." "Can I touch it?" "Sure." "Your toupee just bit me." "It did?" "Be careful, then." "Shots fired at Hanjo area hostess club." "Report to the scene." "Roger." "Let's go." "― Miss Ai!" "— It's all right." "Calm down." "Everything's fine." "Tell us what happened." "This guy just stormed in and started shooting." "Have you seen him before?" "He's a regular here." "He seemed so crazy about Yuri... that I was kind of nervous." "Where is he now?" "On the rooftop." "Why don't you go get him?" "Okay." "Interview the girls, will you?" "Excuse me." "Yes?" "Is that a rug?" "Yes, it is." "Stop it." "I said I'm sorry!" "Please stop!" "I'm sorry!" "Look!" "Look!" "Police." "Drop your gun!" "Back off!" "Let her go!" "Shut up." "Don't get any closer." "I'm going to kill her and then kill myself." "Tell me what's going on." "That's none of your business." "Try me." "This bitch—" "This bitch treated me like dirt." "I'm just a lowly punk." "Not to mention that I'm prematurely bald." "I've never had much experience with women." "But she was so sweet to me." "You see..." "I don't have much hair." "No, it's just that you have a big forehead." "You look smart the way you are." "― You mean it?" "― I do." "I like you, Ichiro—san." "I was mad about her." "I went to the club every day to see her." "I bought her everything she wanted." "But I'm only a low-ranking yakuza." "I couldn't get by anymore, so I went to a loan shark." "I was going to start over with a clean slate." "I thought I could do that with her." "I'm serious, Yuri." "Will you marry me?" "Are you out of your mind?" "Huh?" "I'm a professional." "It's my job to please pathetic guys like you." "Marry you?" "I'd never marry a bald guy like you." "Bald guy like you." "Bald guy." "Bald guy." "Bald." "The bitch crushed me." "She crushed my future." "I think I understand." "You'd never understand what it's like." "You have a great head of hair." "You're wrong." "I do understand what you're going through." "Mr. Rug, watch out!" "Get any closer and I'll shoot!" "You're bald, too." "Mr. Rug." "I used to be just like you." "Right now, things may be tough." "But the sun will shine again." "Even for you." "What he does is just amazing." "How did he come up with that move?" "Genda told me about it." "Right." "That's what I said." "Happens all the time." "Ryoko." "Let's get married." "My bad." "I didn't mean to hide it from you." "You always say a man's looks are not important." "This is kind of an accessory of mine." "What is it?" "I'm sorry." "You're a good person." "But..." "I can't accept this." "Why?" "Give me one good reason." "A reason?" "Tell me the truth." "You're bald." "You're as bald as a badger." "That's one thing I can't stand." "I'm sorry." "As bald as a badger?" "This piece of crap." "Son of a bitch." "That's it!" "That's terrible." "That's so terrible." "Something changed in Mr. Rug at that point." "He got dumped, but he discovered the hidden power of his rug." "He was determined to master the technique." "Missed it!" "Got it." "Mr. Rug kept practicing every day." "Rain or shine." "The rest is history." "Mr. Rug is an amazing person." "Oh, my God!" "What is it, Shorty?" "Where did he go?" "There you are." "Something huge happened." "Come back to the station right away." "And you couldn't call me on my cell?" "— Oh, that's right." "― Please." "Speaking of which." "Hello, is this Detective Big Dick?" "Yes, it is." "— Stop it." "― Ow." "I'm sorry, Boss." "You're late." "— I'm sorry." "— Sit your ass down." "Listen." "We just received this in the mail." "What the hell is this?" "Uranium-235 is a material capable of triggering a nuclear chain reaction." "The transport carrying the material was hijacked earlier." "We haven't gone to the press to avoid a panic." "This is footage shot by the suspect, I take it." "I agree." "There's more than one suspect." "What do they want?" "Are they threatening someone with the nuclear material?" "Why send it to us, though?" "Good question." "Shouldn't they send this to the Prime Minister's office or Police HQ?" "Why an under-equipped station like ours?" "Hey, watch your mouth." "Wait." "Can you rewind it a little?" "Hold on." "Where's the rewind button?" "Which one of these—" "Give it to me, Old Man." "There." "The guy filming this is in the mirror." "You're right." "It's too dark to make it out, though." "I've seen that guy." "I'm pretty sure he's on the list of extremists." "Are you sure?" "Yeah, but I can't remember his name." "Okay." "Big Dick, Rug, check the list." "Shorty, Fatty, interview the security guards in charge of the transport." "Tonko, take this to the lab." "Don't even bother." "My name is Hatta, from the National Security Agency." "You must be Mr. Mendo, the chief investigator." "Indeed." "That's him." "The youngest director in the history of the Agency." "A snob." "You love to brief, don't you?" "This case involves politics on the highest level." "We'll take over from here." "Please hand over all the evidence you have, immediately." "But that will undermine the fact... that the suspects sent this disc to the police." "I assure you the agency will consider every detail of this case." "This is a direct order from the top." "Why don't you stick to busting clubs who overcharge their customers?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "That's him." "Tetsuya Hebinuma, 53 years old." "One of the founders of The Fang of Asia, an anti-Japanese armed front." "He was a suspect in several police-box bombing incidents... but he was never charged due to lack of evidence." "He teaches physics at a public high school in Tokyo." "The guy's a teacher, huh?" "Tonko, gather information about the radical group he founded." "Okay." "— Big Dick, we're going to the high school." "— All right." "Mr. Hebinuma is a respected teacher." "I would never imagine him doing such a thing." "Not in a million years." "You had no idea that he was an extremist in the past." "TETSUYA HEBINUMA" "We have noway of knowing each and every teacher's political stance." "He was great as the supervisor of the student physics club." "The physics club?" "Yes." "You know, they talk about neutrons and stuff like that." "I don't know much about it." "Our students' research results are well regarded at universities." "Will you please explain more?" "Principal, I think it's best they see Miss Nakazato, the leader of the club." "You're right." "Nakazato?" "She's an excellent student." "Her research is so remarkable... that an American university is granting her a full scholarship." "PHYSICS LAB" "Ryoko." "No." "My name is Yoko." "Yoko Nakazato." "I'm the leader of the physics club." "Mr. Rug?" "Hello." "I'm Detective Genda from Hanamagari Station." "How do you do?" "We'd like to ask you about Mr. Hebinuma." "Is there anything you've noticed in the last couple of days?" "Not really." "He's been kind, caring." "Like always." "Nothing out of the ordinary?" "He has allergies." "His breath kind of stinks, too." "So he might have gum disease." "Anything else?" "You know what?" "COLD NUCLEAR FUSION" "I found a note in one of our books." ""May The Fire of Prometheus be with Hades." "Hot Lip."" "What does all this mean?" "I don't know." "He was sloppy, leaving his notes everywhere." "Where did you find this?" "Between page 135 and 136 of this book, Cold Nuclear Fusion." "What does it say on those pages?" "It's about the nuclear material, Uranium-235... and about creating small firecracker-type fusion devices." "Let's get it to the lab right away." "Yeah." "Thank you for your help." "Detective." "Why did you call me Ryoko?" "You look just like someone I knew." "Ryoko is my mother's name." "Do you know her?" "What's her maiden name?" "It's Shimazaki." "Ryoko Shimazaki." "Mr. Rug, shall we?" "Bye, Detectives." "Good-bye." "When a man wears a rug" "He hides his head" "He hides his emotions" "The hustle and bustle of the city" "Is filled with pieces of broken hearts" "Lies and deception" "Will turn to suffering" "Throw away your sorrow" "Throw away your rug" "Joy will find you again" "Love and dreams" "Know no middle ground" "When a man wears a rug" "He is being pushed to the wall" "It's not all that bad" "Create a new persona" "And you party in style" "You take it off when you get home" "Forget all the sadness inside you" "You've got your rug" "But remember" "This can't last fiorever" "You won't lose" "But you won't win either" "KEEP OUT" "When a man wears a rug" "He gives up on something" "The emptiness overwhelms you" "When you look in the mirror" "I see a smile" "In the neon light" "Walking in fear on a gusty day" "Throw away your sorrow" "Throw away your rug" "Your emotions will find you again" "There's nothing better" "Than to be true to yourself" "Uranium-235 is nuclear material... consisting of 92 protons and 143 neutrons." "Only 0.7% can be found in uranium ore." "It generates a massive amount of energy in a short period of time when fused with deuterium and tritium." "Extracting energy slowly by keeping the density of nuclear material... somewhere between 3% and 5% is how nuclear power is generated." "I have no idea what he's talking about." "A nuclear bomb does that in one-millionth of a second." "Energy generated by nuclear fission and nuclear fusion... is a million times greater than that of conventional weapons." "The radioactive dust created by such an explosion... is carried miles away by air currents... and eventually causes serious health hazards... such as thyroid cancer or genetic abnormalities." "The half-life period is said to be 4.5 billion years." "4.5 billion years?" "By then, the human race will have evolved into roaches." "Tonko, what about the note he left?" "Prometheus is the name of a god from Greek mythology." "He was punished for breaking the rules and bringing fire to mankind." "What about Hades?" "Also in Greek mythology, he is the god of the underworld." "Punishment?" "The underworld?" "Sounds scary." "Did you find out what Hot Lip means?" "Hot Lip?" "Could it mean that lips are hot?" "This is Investigation headquarters." "Hello?" "Detective Genda, please." "And you are?" "The god of the underworld." "Tell him this is Hades." "This is about—" "Yes, about the Uranium-235." "This is Genda." "My name is Hades." "Do you want to know about the U-235?" "You bet." "What are you going to do with it?" "You've got some dangerous stuff on you." "If you play with fire, you'll get burned." "Stretch it." "Not the wire." "I know what you're doing." "You're tracing the call." "I'll say this once, so pay attention." "A boat rental shop on the Tama River." "Go there and you'll see the first explosion at 12:00 sharp." "It was too short to trace." "We were so close, though." "Let's move." "Yes, sir." "Hey, watch out." "Go, already!" "Where are the boat rental shops?" "There's one up the river and another two down the river." "Let's split up." "You guys go up the river, we'll go down." "— Let's go." "— All right." "Over there." "Good." "I want all of you to leave this area immediately!" "— Run as fast as you can." "— Okay." "Go." "Go!" "— What's going on?" "― Police." "― There's a bomb on one of the boats." "— A bomb?" "Oh, my God!" "Any boats out right now?" "Just one over there." "— I'll go get her." "― We don't have time!" "We can't leave her there." "Hey, get off the boat." "Now!" "Damn it!" "What the hell?" "What's going on here?" "Who are you?" "What do you think you're doing?" "Hey, that hurts." "Come on." "Be gentle." "I told you we are in charge of this case." "We shouldn't be fighting over jurisdiction." "Every minute counts." "Next time, we'll arrest you all... for interference with official government activity." "We're sorry, Boss." "They even inspected my ass for radioactive contamination." "I guess it was only dynamite." "I feel relieved." "Don't be so sure." "What?" "We got another DVD in the mail." "I hope you now realize we're not kidding." "We've successfully made a nuclear bomb with the Uranium-235." "A nuclear bomb this small, thanks to the development of firecracker-type explosion devices." "48 hours from now we'll detonate it somewhere in Tokyo." "This remote control is the only thing that can stop it." "Look at it this way." "The entire population of Tokyo is our hostage." "We demand a ransom of 5 billion yen." "That's only about 500 yen per head." "It's about the same amount you pay... to rent a movie for a couple of nights." "We'll contact you with instructions—" "I'm so sorry." "Man, I was almost done." "Let me do it again." "Never mind." "They'll get the message." "Please." "I want to do it right." "Come on." "One more time." "You were great." "You sounded pretty convincing as a terrorist." "I'm baking in this costume." "I have allergies." "Especially in a dusty place like this—" "What do you think, Mr. Rug?" "That was probably Hebinuma doing the talking." "The girl told us about his allergies." "We've got 48 hours." "How are we going to stop them?" "Our only chance is to bring them the money." "Let's wait for instructions." "My cell is working." "It's ringing." "Are you the one calling this number?" "― Uh-huh." "— Stupid!" "What shall we do with our hands?" "Why don't we psyche ourselves up?" "Charge!" "I was able to trace the location the DVD was mailed from." "Good work, Handsome." "We'll split up." "Big Dick and Rug, go to the north district." "Shorty and Fatty, the east district." "Old Man, Handsome." "Check out the southwest area." "― Tonko." "― Yes, sir." "Your panties are showing." "I can't believe this." "Excuse me." "Seen anyone suspicious around here?" "No?" "Okay, thank you." "Excuse me." "There's been a report of suspicious looking guys in this area." "Do you know anything?" "Sorry to bother you." "We're the police." "Have you seen anyone here lately who doesn't fit in?" "Boss, these are detectives." "We're sorry to interrupt." "Have you seen anyone suspicious around here?" "Not that I can think of." "Okay." "Thank you very much." "Excuse me." "Police." "We're looking for a guy." "He's this tall and he has allergies." "It doesn't ring a bell?" "No?" "A skinny build." "You don't know him?" "Can I help you?" "Yes." "We're detectives." "We'd like to ask you a question." "Have you seen this guy before?" "No." "I don't think I have." "Take a good look." "I'm pretty sure I haven't seen him." "Thank you for your cooperation." "Detective." "Did you remember something?" "Is that a rug on your head?" "Shall we?" "Wait." "We're looking for a needle in a haystack." "Now I realize how out of shape I am." "We're running out of time, too." "Look how dark it is." "The days are getting shorter." "This is a great season for saury fish." "Is that what's on your mind?" "Tokyo's about to get nuked." "What is it?" "Look, Big Dick." "Hotel Tulip?" "It's a dumpy love hotel." "We talked to them today." "Remember?" "Look at the neon sign." "It's "Hot Lip."" "EMPLOYEES ONLY" "Come on." "This way." "Wow." "A secret underground room." "This must be their hiding place." "Yeah." "It's so dusty in here." "Not an ideal place for a person with allergies." "I hope we're not inhaling asbestos." "You've landed in enemy territory." "This place is filled with security cameras and laser detectors." "Detectives, drop your weapons." "Smart move." "Here's your reward." "These bullets are excellent." "Made in Belgium." "Hope you enjoy them." "Freeze!" "Don't move or I'll shoot her." "Mr. Hebinuma, please." "You're hurting me." "You bastard." "Drop your toupee." "Now." "You, too." "Throw it down." "Yeah, right." "Good boy." "— Tie them up." "― Yes, sir." "Thanks for beating us." "That hurts." "Shit!" "Hurry up." "What's going on, Yoko?" "What?" "Why are you doing this?" "What are you talking about?" "Hades—" "Isn't that you?" "Mr. Rug, what are you saying?" "You gathered military fanatics on the net and had them steal nuclear materials." "Then you seduce an ex-radical teacher to create a nuclear bomb." "It was you." "Look what you did." "You made her cry." "When did you figure it out?" "When we first met you, you said—" "You know what?" "I found a note in one of our books." "Where did you find this?" "Between page 135 and 136 of this book, Cold Nuclear Fusion." "In any book... you can never put something between page 135 and 136." "Because it's the same sheet of paper." "Well done, Detective." "Or I should say... well done, Father." "You mean—" "Are you—" "My mom dumped you and married another guy... but she was carrying your baby." "That would be me." "I can't believe it." "She only talked about you when she got drunk." "She regretted dumping you because of your looks." "She told me not to judge a person by what's on the outside." "How is your mom?" "How is Ryoko doing?" "She died an alcoholic." "You know, liver disease." "As Mom told me..." "I'll do my best not to be judged only by my looks." "I'm pretty, you know." "I look like I couldn't hurt a fly, don't I?" "I'm determined to become the most notorious high school girl." "I'll be remembered forever in the Guinness book... as the biggest mass murderer!" "That way, at least..." "I won't be like my mom." "A pathetic drunk." "A complainer." "No, I won't." "That's enough!" "You shouldn't refer to your mother like that." "She gave you life." "You may not remember." "When you were a baby, you had a high fever one New Year's Eve." "The next day, no emergency room would take you in." "Your mother tried every doctor's office in town." "She ran all over, in tears." "It was snowing, too." "She banged on the doors of the doctors." "Her nails were broken and her fingers were bleeding, but that didn't stop her." "Because that's what a mother does for her child." "Sure." "And how would you, a complete stranger, know that?" "I just used my imagination." "I always wanted to say a killer line like that." "Stupid cop!" "Is this a big joke to you?" "Handing over 5 billion yen... will not be an easy task." "What's your plan?" "Good question." "What's that?" "Keep quiet while we're recording." "Daddy." "This is Hades, god of the underworld." "This is for the Japanese Government and the Japanese Association of Horse Racing." "Here are instructions regarding the ransom of 5 billion yen." "At tomorrow's Emperor's Derby..." "Tachimachi-Den-Ace, a thoroughbred, age four... must win the race." "If you fail to meet this demand... we will strike..." "Metropolitan Tokyo with the nuclear bomb at midnight." "That's all." "Horse racing, huh?" "Tachimachi-Den-Ace is a stallion, with a career record of 0–99." "He's got the worst odds you've seen." "If he wins, the payoff is more than 10,000 times." "We pooled our money to buy as many tickets as possible." "Half a million yen worth of them." "Half a million yen times 10,000... equals 5 billion yen." "All we'll have to do is cash in those tickets." "And 5 billion yen will be ours." "And it's tax free." "Pretty good." "Of course." "I'm your daughter, Daddy." "I'm such a genius." "Rug." "Big Dick." "Respond!" "Something must have happened to them." "They must have hit the jackpot." "What is this?" "What the hell is this thing?" "Ouch." "Ow." "Stop it, Zra." "Zra?" "Who are you?" "I'm a medical doctor, Dr. Nita." "I've seen you in magazine ads." "You're famous for your research on hair." "Zra-21!" "A biotech revolution for hair!" "Windproof." "Fireproof." "Zra-21 is a miracle wig." "MEDICAL DOCTOR:" "SHINICHIRO NITA You will not regret it." "It endures any kind of climate change." "Your hair is untouchable with Zra-21." "You all have a nice head of hair." "My research is for people with hair, but who want to grow even more." "Wait." "That's not what I do." "My research is for bald men in our society." "I work so hard every day... to rescue all the bald men among us." "Detective Genda has helped me tremendously in my research." "He was selfless." "He just wanted to help bald men to lessen their sorrow to lessen their suffering and to give them hopes and dreams." "Oops." "Are you okay, Genda?" "This is it!" "My biotechnology studies were fruitful." "I was able to create living cell tissue." "But the wig we worked on believe it or not developed a life of its own." "I apologize if Zra has caused you any trouble." "Let's go back to the lab, Zra-2 1." "Hold on." "Yes?" "Is it possible that this wig remembers Detective Genda's scent?" "Most likely." "Do you think it can lead us to where Detective Genda is?" "I can't say for sure." "I'm counting on you, Zra." "And they're off, in the Emperor's Derby... the most prestigious horse race in Japan." "Shoken-Takarami is leading the pack, followed by Nanja-Korya." "Ogino-Sinbori is third on the outside." "Oh, my God." "Here comes Tachimachi-Den-Ace!" "He 's chasing them from far outside!" "Tachimachi-Den-Ace takes the lead!" "He 's opened up the lead by one, two, three lengths!" "Outstanding!" "Tachimachi-Den-Ace is going for his first win!" "Tachimachi-Den-Ace wins the Emperor's Derby!" "We did it!" "We're rich." "We're filthy rich!" "Mr. Rug;" "Big Dick." "I'm so glad I found you." "Can she unchain us?" "We need some kind of metal bar." "Damn it." "Tonko, do something sexy." "Make me aroused." "What's wrong with you?" "I'm serious." "You know what I'm capable of." "I can break these chains with my thing." "Come on." "Okay." "How's this?" "That's so lame." "Get real." "I didn't feel a thing." "Thanks a lot." "You're not making it easy for me." "Be quiet." "They may hear us." "Okay." "How about this?" "What the hell is going on?" "Is that supposed to be sexy?" "Oh, no." "Get her." "Oh, yeah." "It's working." "Hold it right there!" "Nobody move!" "You're all under arrest for blackmail, assault and attempted murder!" "Surprise the Pope, he'll scream, "Oh, God!"" "His sweat!" "It stinks!" "I can't open my eyes!" "Stop it." "Stop it!" "I'm the champion of underground female wrestling." "You don't stand a chance." "Who the hell are you?" "Menjiro Ikeda of Hanamagari Station." "People call me Handsome." "Get lost." "I hate your type, big time." "What?" "What's going on?" "I've never felt this way before." "I understand." "I'll never bother you again." "But this feeling I have for you is real." "I'd love to send you a million roses." "If I'm not allowed to do that... at least..." "let me kiss you good-bye." "She threatened me." "When she caught me peeping into the girls' locker room." "She forced me to make the bomb." "You have to believe me." "Shut your mouth, loser." "I'll get all the money in the world, you know." "Will you come with me, Daddy?" "Playtime is over, Yoko." "I've always wanted to meet you." "Mom always told me what a great guy you were." "That's why my parents were always fighting." "Then she started to drink." "You should have made her happy." "You're bald." "You wear a wig." "I don't care." "You are, after all... my real father." "Good-bye." "Daddy." "Yoko, are you all right?" "Yoko, are you okay?" "You win." "You are special, just like she said." "Yoko." "The remote control is right over there." "Dismantle the bomb." "Mr. Rug, are you all right?" "Now, where are they?" "Detective Big Dick is here." "I'll kick their butts." "I'm fired up." "I'll stop the bomb." "Is something wrong?" "You just made it impossible." "I don't understand." "Will you fill me in?" "Yoko, is there any other way?" "Not that I know of." "You use a remote control for everything." "Like when you operate the AC." "Mr. Rug." "Do you know what you're doing?" "We've only got five minutes." "Yoko, clean up the mess you made." "All of a sudden you're my dad, huh?" "How convenient." "After 18 years of absence." "Just do it, will you?" "Okay, okay." "I'll do it." "I'm not even sure if I can." "How's it going?" "We have three minutes left." "Can't you see I'm trying?" "Now what?" "Who's phone is ringing?" "Hello." "Hey, Kaori." "A party?" "Oh, I'm so there." "Doyou mind hanging up the phone and—" "— Quiet!" "— Right." "It's nothing." "What?" "No way." "You should just lose him." "Hey, dismantle the bomb first!" "I'll call you back later." "Cheer up." "Bye-bye." "Now, we have a red wire and a blue wire." "Pick the wrong one, it's all over." "Which one shall we cut?" "15 seconds." "We got a fifty-fifty chance." "― Cut the red." "— And your reason being?" "Red is my lucky color." "This isn't a joke!" "No, that's not the one!" "Why did you cut the blue wire?" "Just being rebellious, I guess." "Rebellious." "She was just being rebellious." "Look who's joining the party." "Aren't you fashionably late?" "Sorryto disappoint you." "We have it all under control." "Keep moving." "You've got to believe me." "Detective, I was blackmailed by Yoko." "I did peek in the girls' locker room." "I admit that much." "She blackmailed me." "Cut me some slack. will you?" "She orchestrated everything." "God's honest truth!" "Pay for what you did, then come back to me." "I'll be waiting for you, no matter how long." "I don't think it'll be that long." "Why is that?" "Because I'm a minor." "Yoko." "I'm sorry." "I'm happy that I've finally met you." "Father." "Mr. Rug, how about giving me some help instead of reading the paper?" "Come on." "By the way, what happened to those winning tickets?" "Tachimachi-Den-Ace was disqualified for failing the doping test." "The winning tickets are just pieces of paper now." "Crime doesn't pay, does it?" "Hey, you've got a new hair style." "I just got hair extensions." "Did you say "sex"?" "I said extension." "It's a hairpiece." "It's not the same as a wig?" "You braid it in little by little." "It's not cheap, though." "Do I look sexy with these?" "What is this doing?" "Make it stop!" "Zra got turned on by it." "I got it, I got it!" "Ow." "It's hurting me!" "Love can be a wily devil" "It's true what they say" "Especially when it's someone" "As changeable as you" "You let the machine answer the phone" "Even though you're at home" "Through the light on the swaying curtain" "I can make out two silhouettes" "Don't stand by and let it go" "You have to break out of your shell" "For love is something" "You have to strive for" "I would go to any length" "To make you notice me" "And on that day when you look my way" "I'll fiinally be a man" "The only thing on your mind right now" "Is somebody else" "But for me it's too late" "To give up on you" "The man you like may be kind" "But you know he's not your type" "The only one on Earth who can make you happy" "Is calling out to you" "And I know others might say" "That I'm just a nuisance" "But love is something" "You have to strive fior" "I'll give it all of what's best in me" "To make you notice me" "And on that day when you look my way" "I'll fiinally be a man" "Please, look at me" "Please, I want you so much" "My dear love" "I would go to any length" "To make you notice me" "And on that day when you look my way" "I'll fiinally be a man" "I'll give it all of what's best in me" "To make you notice me" "And on that day when you look my way" "I'll fiinally be a man" "TO BE CONTINUED"