"Alright it's the final match of the season ladies and gentlemen..." "And as we approach the finish, it's still not clear which team is going to lift the champions cup..." "Two minutes to go... and the score stands at 1 all..." "The Rangers have the ball and are dribbling through..." "is this going to be a goal?" "But just as I say that, Dev Saran has intercepted them and has possession." "My God!" "Look at him go..." "He's moving closer and closerto the goal..." "Just look at him go." "Dev Saran looks determined... ls this going to be the decider?" "Oh my God!" "He's underthe D..." "he's through... he's through them all... ls that going to be a penalty?" "That definitely should be a penalty... lf that's a penalty... the Rangers probably just threw the game away..." "Good morning Sir." "The limousine is ready forthe wedding." "What wedding?" "Your wedding, Sir..." "Shit!" "Maya's going to kill me..." "Maya..." "Maya... come on hurry up..." "The groom will be here at one..." "Yes..." "I'm married... and I have a son..." "And just to make it clear..." "I keep my personal life and professional life separate..." "That's all very well Mrs. Saran..." "But ourfashion magazine needs a lot of time..." "Your magazine does not need time..." "It needs me!" "Yes?" " Who are you?" "Whoeveryou want me to be, honey..." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Hey..." " Dude..." "What are you doing?" "Sorry son..." "Just a little... tied up..." "Oh God... da..." "And how did this break?" "I'll teach you how..." "I will... hello darling... I'm leaving Sam... and forthe record that was the best ever..." "Oh thanks... I'll call you..." " Yeah... call me... call me..." "Bye sweetheart..." "Amazing isn't it, when a call girl calls you..." "call girl... calls you..." "Dad!" "I'm getting married today and you..." "What do I do, my son?" "Before dying your Mom made me promise that after she goes I should do all that I never did while she was alive... I'm just fulfilling my promise..." "And what about the promise I made to Maya?" "Can I fulfill that?" "Of course..." "Why not?" " Can we go?" "Just a minute... just a minute..." "This is from me..." "And this from your Mom..." "God bless you..." "Hello..." " Dev..." "I got the job..." "What?" " l got the job!" "Wow..." "That's amazing..." "You got the job..." "Guys..." "Rhea got the job..." "What is this noise?" "I can't hear a thing..." "Nothing..." "Nothing at all..." "Just a small match that we won..." "Oh yeah!" "The match... of course..." "I'm so sorry..." "I forgot completely..." "Rhea, I'm your husband..." "just don't forget that..." "Shut up, Dev..." "And congratulations baby..." "Tell me how was it?" "Fantastic..." "My last goal..." "All that tension... excitement..." "God..." "Rhea..." "Rhea, you should have been here..." "Yeah..." "I know..." "But I had an interview... I know sweetheart..." "I know..." "You know what..." "We'll fix up the next match after checking with your busy schedule..." "Dev..." "And if you have the time just have a look at my five million dollar contract..." "Five million dollars?" "Why?" "Jealous?" "That now I earn more than you?" "Not jealous baby..." "Happy..." "Happy that your dream has come true..." "Our dream, Rhea..." "Yeah I know..." "By the way I'm going to fetch Arjun from school..." "Will you please fetch Mom from the wedding?" "God..." "I completely forgot that..." "What's the matter, Rhea?" "You seem to be forgetting a lot these days..." "Yeah!" "That's true..." "And by the way, Happy Anniversary!" "Shit..." "Happy Anniversary!" "Hey guys..." "My son's getting married..." "My son's getting married..." "Today I'm going to part with my daughter and get a daughter-in-law home..." "Hey Maya..." "We are coming... I'm the happiest guy in the wor..." "Hey, what's with you?" "Dude..." "I'm nervous..." " Why?" "It's taken herthree years to say 'yes'..." "She won't run away at the last minute, will she?" "No..." "No..." "She can't run away anywhere..." "Yeah..." "After all where will she find a husband like me, right?" "No..." "Our security is very tight..." "Move it..." "Move it..." "We are already running late..." "Oh my God!" "Chris..." "Why are you serving this now?" "This is not a dip..." "It's dessert..." "It's called suji ka halwa..." "Who Suzie?" " Not Suzie..." "Give it to me... come on..." "Go..." "Go into the kitchen..." "They'll drive me mad..." "All the idiots from New York..." "God..." "That scared me..." " Didn't mean to..." "Hello..." " Hello... I'm Sam..." "And this is my house... I'm Kamal, and this is my food..." "Really... may I?" "Wow..." "Definitely a sardarni..." "How did you know that?" "Because I have been fed and slapped by them... I know..." "I have heard a lot about you..." "Don't go by what others say..." "But all that's said is always by others, Mr. Talwar..." "Whose word does one go by then?" "Mine..." "My word..." "You are from chandigarh..." "And how did you figure that out?" "Definitely chandigarh..." "Mom..." "What are you doing?" "Just..." "Nothing..." "Ready to go?" "No..." "I don't know what's taking the bride so long..." "You carry on..." "I'll come on my own..." "Are you sure?" " Yeah..." "You go..." "Excuse me... excuse me..." "Please don't mess the garden... I have just cleaned it up..." "Are you the gardener?" " What do you think?" "I think you have stolen the bride's clothes..." "Should I inform inside?" "Could you please leave me alone?" " Of course... not... lt's your wedding and you are sitting outside here..." "Why?" "Do you have a problem?" "Not directly..." "But indirectly l do..." "My mother has a problem..." "The fasteryou go inside, the faster my mother can leave from here..." "You are a strange man..." "You sat down?" "Should I lie down and chat?" "One to one discussions always happen sitting down..." " Discussion?" "Yes..." "I know you have a problem... come on..." "Talk to me..." "Tell me your problem..." "Why should I discuss my problem with you?" "So you admit you have a problem..." "By the way, I don't take advice from anyone but I'm always ready to give advice to others..." "You should always listen to strangers..." "Sometimes they know betterthan our own..." "Are you married?" "Einstein..." "It's five years today..." "What did you think before marrying?" "Who thinks before marrying?" "Just kidding..." "Rhea and me, are friends from college..." "So we thought we'd give our friendship a new meaning besides what can be betterthan spending your entire life with yourfriend?" "At times friendship replaces love and then there's no space left for love..." "Yeah... yeah..." "By the way, the guy waiting foryou inside is he yourfriend oryour love?" "You can't take that long... I have known Rishi since childhood..." "After my parents died, Rishi and his father have been my family..." "Oh..." "What a sweet family..." "But that's not the answerto my question..." "Do you love him?" "I do..." "But not the way I thought I would..." "Like how?" "Like in good books and bad films?" "That kind of love?" "No..." "The way love ought to be..." "That kind of love..." "That kind of love..." "But where does it exist anymore?" "Listen to this..." "'The sagas of everlasting romances have gone past long ago..." "Just learn to make do with tiny love stories... '" "Does that mean you don't love your wife?" "You can't take that long..." "We are happy..." "We have made our little world together..." "That's not the answerto my question..." "The question here is more about your life than my answer..." "You are at a crossroad in life where there are two roads..." "One that leads to happiness, which I think you deserve and the otherthat leads to an endless wait..." "Wait for love..." "Which you may neverfind..." "What if I find that love after marriage?" "If you don't look for it..." "you won't find it..." "And you are definitely not finding it sitting on this bench..." "Go inside and get married..." "The wedding is waiting foryou and here you are sitting with a stranger making small talk..." "You should be ashamed..." "What will people say?" "Shame on you..." "Go on... go..." "go and get married..." "Go... lt was nice talking to you..." "Well..." "I'd rather be playing football..." "But it was a pleasure to meet you, Ma'am..." "Maya..." "Dev..." "Dev Anand... bad one..." "Now go fast, get married and be happy..." "Good bye..." "Sayonara..." "Goodbye..." "Not good bye..." "Goodbye kills the hope of meeting again..." "And who knows?" "We may meet again..." "[Skipped item nr. 178]" "Just like fragrance merges into breeze..." "And fades away... intense moments, with time..." "Have a way of seeming like dreams..." "Who knows?" "We may meet again yet..." "You should never say goodbye..." "Never say goodbye..." "Never say goodbye..." "Never say goodbye..." "They say time heals all wounds..." "But in some relationships, some wounds only get deeper with time..." "Do you guys have a permit forthis?" "Damn..." "Ready?" "Black Beast..." "That's the new fearthat stalks New York..." "Known as the Black Beast, this dangerous criminal has kidnapped yet another child from central Park..." "No one knows if it is a man or a woman..." "He's nicknamed Black Beast because the criminal wears a trademark long, black coat..." "Shit..." "Don't cry my son..." "don't cry..." "I'm right here..." "What the..." "What are you doing?" "Sitting on my leg..." "Sorry sir..." "Please don't mind..." "My Tinu here is just a little nervous he thinks the Black Beast is going to kidnap him..." "Please don't mind sir... please..." "Why should I mind?" "My leg's already broken..." "Oh Tinu... my small, fat little angel the Black Beast will not kidnap you..." "To kidnap you he has to lift you first..." "And have you looked at your weight?" "My little fatso..." "Your son's not a child..." "he is a pig... pig!" "What?" "...and with God's blessing even if he manages to lift him he will die of a heart attack..." "Mummy!" " Mummy!" "You mean she's still alive?" "How did she survive the weight of yourfather?" "How rude!" " Rude?" "You football field!" "Just pick this football of yours and leave right now... come on..." "let's go..." "we don't want to sit here... come on go..." "You should have asked before sitting..." "And by the way, does your entire family everfit in a single photograph?" "Should we go?" "You know I'll leave when you want to..." "What's the need to ask?" "God..." "Dev..." "Ijust asked a simple question..." "God..." "Rhea..." "Even I didn't answer in French... I'm going home..." "Good... very good..." "Do you know the way home?" "Yes Dev..." "I know the way..." "Ijust don't know you anymore... lt's strange..." "No one seems to have a sense of humourthis morning... come on..." "let's go... together..." "Maya..." "Maya..." "Maya..." "MAYA!" "What is it?" " The house will collapse if you clean" "Rishi..." "What?" " Take off your pants..." "Take off what?" " Your pants..." "Here?" " Where then?" "But why?" " Why?" "I know why..." "Oh my God... come on, Rishi..." "Quickly..." "I don't have time... I know..." "I've always wanted to do this in the kitchen... lt's been a dream..." " Yeah..." "Mine too..." "Wow!" " Fast..." "Hello..." "Now it's yourturn..." " Why?" "Why?" "Then how are we...?" "Lt'll be kind of tough..." "Rishi..." "I don't have to remove anything because my clothes have no stain..." "Stain?" "Yes..." "Stain..." "A big one..." "And you were all set to go out with it..." "Maya..." "When will you stop being my mother and be my wife?" "When you stop being my child and become my husband... lf l stop being your child who will you motherthen?" "What happened?" "Nothing..." "Since I can't have children of my own I should think of you as my child, right?" "Oh come on, Maya..." "You know that's not what I meant... I really don't care about that..." " Here..." "Take this..." "It's gone..." "Thank you..." "Listen..." "Tonight's the Sanderson Hotel opening..." "What time do you want to go?" " l'm not coming..." "Maya..." "If I go alone everywhere people will think there's a problem... I don't care about people..." " And me?" "Look, Rishi..." "This night life, events, parties... I don't belong to that part of your life..." "Then which part of my life do you belong to, Maya?" "Which part of my life do you belong to, Rishi?" "When was the last time we did something that I wanted?" "You want to clean the house..." "And that really isn't my idea of an ideal weekend babe..." "Then babe..." "What's your idea?" "Actually my ideal weekend would involve a lot of..." "Ok... come..." "let's discuss it..." "Whoa..." "Discussion..." "No..." "No... bye!" " Why?" " No..." "This is great!" "You start something and then don't want to pursue it..." "Rishi, I want to discuss..." "Rishi..." "Rishi!" "You are such a child!" "Maya!" "Congratulations, Rhea..." " For what?" "The figures just came in..." "Diva is America's No.2 fashion magazine..." "Thanks to you... come on, Rhea..." "let's celebrate..." "Hold on guys..." "One minute..." "One minute..." "there will be no celebrations..." "We will celebrate when diva becomes the No.1 fashion magazine..." "So pull up your stockings ladies... 'cos you have more late nights..." "more hard work..." "And if your husbands leave you..." "Trust me, you are better off back to work!" "Hey, Rhea..." "Wait up... ljust spoke to the London head office and we think you should move there..." " Really?" "Yeah..." "So that you can control all the fashion magazines in the group..." "But isn't this all a bit too..." "Rhea..." "Rhea..." "Rhea..." "Do you even understand the meaning of all this?" "This will be the biggest move of your career..." "No, Jai..." "This will be a big move foryour company..." "You know what?" "You are something else..." "You are intelligent, confident, beautiful..." "Just one problem..." "You are married..." "But anyway married or unmarried..." "How does it matterthese days..." "Right?" "It matters to me, Jai..." "What is he doing here?" "When I have said that we are not organizing the party, why is he here?" "But Rishi, what can I do?" "He refuses to leave..." "He says he won't go till we agree..." "What do you mean he won't leave?" " He's even threatening to sue us..." "Sue..." "Who is he to...?" "Excuse me..." "Excuse me..." "Yes..." "Dude..." "I have already told you, I'm not organizing this party..." "But why?" "You organize parties forthe whole world..." "Why can't you do it foryourfather?" "The whole world hasn't had two heart attacks..." "Give some thought to your age..." "What's age?" "Just look at my heart..." "Ask the beauties around..." "they think I'm a rockstar!" "Dad!" "Before you embarrass me any further, please go..." "Hey..." "Listen..." "Why are you being so difficult?" "It's just a simple party to be organized..." "Just give me a sixties setting, the best wine and a hundred beautiful girls..." "That's all..." "And what do you plan to do with hundred girls?" "What?" " Right..." " Yeah!" "I want to know..." "Why do you throw this party every year?" "Now look..." "That is not your problem..." "Just organize this party and my red Ferrari is yours..." "Dude..." "If you think you can buy me out by bribing me..." "You are absolutely right..." "I love that car..." " Yeah!" "What do you want the girls to wear?" " Nothing!" " Done..." "Good morning... soccer moms and soccer dads... get ready..." "Ourfirst team today are the seven time winners from Westside High..." "The Tigers... coached by George Push..." "with a lovely tusch..." "Playing against the Tigers are the tiny little coochie-coo, oh-they're-so-cute, Dolphins... coached by Dev Saran..." "What's wrong?" "Your wife's still paying the bills?" "No..." "Now yours is..." "The match is about to begin..." "Where are you going, idiot?" "Go..." " No..." " Yes..." "Hit..." "Arjun..." "Hit..." "Yes..." "Your ball..." "Happy?" "I'm sorry..." "I'm sorry..." "Papa..." "I'm sorry... I don't want to play football..." "I want to play the violin..." "What?" "You want to play the violin?" "Wear a dress from tomorrow..." "You will look perfect..." "Don't do that..." "Just shut up..." "Hi..." "Hi, Your Highness..." "Your son has lost the match again..." "Looks like he's taken after his father..." "Let's celebrate..." "Dev..." "Please..." "Stop taking your anger out on him..." "He'd probably have won if you coached him well..." "We'd probably have won if you were here to boost our morale... can I speak to him please?" "Yeah of course..." "It's the Queen Motherforyou..." "come on... come on..." "Mama..." "You have to be there forthe next match..." "You never come..." "Yes sweetheart..." "Next time I'll be there for sure..." "Guess what?" "Mama's got you a new playstation..." "Play station?" "Wow..." "I love you Mom..." "Wow, Mom..." "I love you..." "Playstation?" "If they are selling some time at the toy shop please buy that..." "Arjun needs that a little more..." "Dev..." "You..." "What's your problem?" "Tansen..." "I'm going to buy the tickets... lf you move from here, I will slap you..." "Let's go home and I'll make you wear a dress..." "Ok, Tanya..." "Now listen to me..." "Stay close to me all the time... I read about the Black Beast this morning..." "We never know where he might be lurking in his black coat..." "Now hold my hand... is it clean?" "Good girl..." "Should we go here?" "Orthere?" "Who should I ask?" "I saw you my beloved..." "And it dawned on me how crazy love can be..." "Me?" "I saw you my beloved..." "Here I come Simran..." "Here I come..." "Thank you, Maya..." "I really owe you one..." "Not at all..." "She's a real sweetheart..." "Black Beast..." "When will they nab him?" "Got you..." "I told you not to move from there..." "Then why did you move?" "You kids have really troubled me today..." "Specially you..." "You know what I am going to do to you?" "I'm going to cut you into tiny pieces and put them in a mixerto make Jamba juice... I like children's Jamba juice..." "Shut up... idiot..." "Black Beast!" " Are we going to stand here all day?" "Come with me now... and don't you dare get lost again... come... I don't know why children are born at all..." "Why can't humans be born full grown?" "I'm taking you to your Papa..." "I won't let anything happen to you..." "The next time you lose, I'm going to..." "Arjun..." "Arjun" "Black Beast!" "Give me a minute here... come now..." "Run!" "Maya!" "She's become the Black Beast?" "But why are you crying?" "I thought I was being kidnapped... I don't have such good fortune that someone will kidnap you..." "Should I kill you?" " No..." " Quiet then..." "Sir..." "You will have to come with us..." " l will officer... I hate you, Black Beast!" "E.R.!" "Patient with a leg injury..." "Patient in trauma... be prepared..." "Be prepared... patient with leg injury..." "On the way..." "Make way... make way..." "Patient with leg injury here make way..." "Excuse me..." "I have a leg injury..." "Oh my God... get him..." "Take the child..." " Take him and keep him..." "Sir, do you have a leg injury?" " Yes..." "No..." "I used to have a leg injury..." "You're in trauma..." "lay down..." "lie down... calm down... calm down we're here to help you..." "Arjun... tell the fatso... calm down!" "Don't touch my ass!" "I am going to kill you... I am going to save you..." "God bless you..." "Don't touch my..." "Mummy!" "Arjun..." "Papa loves you... can I help you?" "I'm here to see the Black Beast..." "My wife..." "Hi..." "Excuse me..." "I'm so sorry..." "All this is my husband's fault..." "Your husband is the Black Beast?" "No... he's just a beast..." "But all's well now..." "Your wife is fine now..." "Just a minor sprain..." "Thank God..." "Rishi Talwar..." "Rhea Saran..." "Rhea Saran?" "The Diva from diva..." "Guilty as charged..." "Wow..." "Small world..." "I run a small PR firm" " Kamakaze... I've been trying to meet you for a while... lt's not easy meeting me..." "Trust me, it's even more difficult to avoid me..." "So sorry to disrupt your wonderful conversation..." "But if you'd like to see your husband and your wife... they're in room 502..." "We tranquilized you by mistake..." "We're so sorry forthe confusion..." "Are you ok?" "Does your mother love you?" " Yes... 'cause she's really gonna miss you..." "I'm going to kill you..." "My lawyer will call you..." "My lawyer will speak with you..." "And my lawyer will speak to you..." "You..." "I know you..." "Even I remember..." "We've met before..." "Now I can't walk for a week because of you... I can't walk for life because of you..." "What?" "If I hadn't met you, my life would have been different..." "My pain would have been different..." "And if I hadn't met you I wouldn't have married..." "Wouldn't have married?" "is that a good thing or a bad thing?" "Good..." " Good?" " Bad..." " Bad?" "I mean..." "I don't know... I don't know?" "Are you happy?" "You can't take that long..." " Who are you to ask me all this?" "You can't answer a question with a question..." "Why should I bother about your questions?" "Why should I answeryou?" "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "I'm the father of the child you were running away with..." "Don't you have your own children?" "Oh you don't..." "Yes..." "I don't have any..." "I can't have them... I teach children..." "I'm a motherto all of them..." "Mother India..." "Teaching children..." "Running away with them are you able to fill your emptiness with all this?" "Because your life is empty... incomplete... lt shows in your eyes..." "Just like in mine..." "Dev..." "Mama..." " Oh, Rhea..." "Why did you take the trouble?" "You are so considerate... I'm beginning to feel pressurized by your niceness..." "Dev, please..."