"Astérix vs. Caesar" " Greeting, starting at 6." " Greeting at 6, Obelix?" " You go on hunting?" " Yes, that we are." " We'll be having a wild boars for dinner." " Sure, I will!" "I'll have you off." "Oh, it's you, Obelix!" "Having a good time pushing over trees while I am cutting mistletoe?" "One thing he hates is having the tree knocked down." "You know that?" "Huh?" "Tree?" "What tree?" " This tree." " Huh?" "Oh, that tree right there!" "Huh?" "Well, I was that poor that I'm on big mass." "Trees all over place." "Oh-o-oh!" "Uh-uh!" " Huh?" " Come on!" "Hey, the wild boars went far away." "Huh?" "Hey, what away?" "Eh!" "Yell at wild boars!" "I won't forget about the wild boars." "There is our dinner!" "[Bringing gifts to Rome]" "[Public announcer:] Here bring aboard plenty gifts for mighty Caesar." "Here, come the lost species from Lavicia, for mighty Caesar." "Very well!" "Mighty Caesar, Imortal Emperor!" "The warriors of our great soldiers celebrate your triumph." "Look at all you got!" "They are from the entire empire." "And here how we start your big show with hundreds of slaves, all of them bowing to the glory of Caesar." " Caius Flabius!" " Oh, Caesar." "I want to show the magnificient, something within my great sucess." "In other words, the greatest show on earth, for our Caesar." "I have put you in charge of the entire proceeding." "And since you succeed," " I'll send you join the riches men in all Rome." " Uh!" "But on the other hand, if you fail," "You will be the main attraction." "I'll throw you to the lions." "Ha, ha, ha, ha...." "Your fate is in your own hands, Caius Flabius!" "Lot of luck!" "Thanks, Great Caesar!" "What an honor!" "Didn't you tell me that we receive presents from all our provinces?" "Oh, yes, Caesar, thousands of them, million!" " And you say all our provinces?" " A lot provinces!" "[Narrator:] From everywhere?" "You see yes Caesar, yes Ceasum everywhere!" "Oh!" "Everywhere?" "Nearly!" "Everything quiet, sentry?" "On the neighbor, is that's good?" "All quiet, Centurion!" "No commotions!" "That's how I like it!" "Quiet!" "Now it's our chance!" "We make a surprise attack on these Gauls,..." " then crush 'em." "I'll tell my men" " Hey, wait a minute!" " You're new around here?" " I just arrived in the last cohort." "You don't attack these horrible Gauls!" "You don't do it!" "It's too dangerous." "You dummy!" "You know?" "Look!" "Of all the land conquered by our glorious Caesar," "Gaul is the most troublesome." "And all the villages in Gaul, that one is the most terrifying!" "[Narrator:] Now it said for the nice village, there are bloodthirsty savages... nameless monster horrible brutes with no human feelings, the wild animal!" "You have been warned!" "I call it a pretty fair hunt, Obelix!" "Well, we had...." "Uh!" "Uh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" " Go bring in the boars!" " Yeah!" "Sure!" "Huh?" "I don't know!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "All right!" "That I call a good dinner, right Obelix?" " What's wrong?" " Nothing!" "Felling not well?" "Just... my tonics drop!" "Too much!" "Why do it, Getafix?" "Huh!" "I am all right!" "Obelix must be sick!" "There's a roast boar in front of him and he is not hungry!" "Did he eat anything else, Asterix?" "Uh, uh!" "Just 2 boars!" "Oh, with Obelix, that's nothing, I'd better take a look." "Good day, great Druid Getafix!" " Good day to you, Panacea!" " Hello!" " Hey, who is that?" " Uh, she's, uh" "Oh, look!" "There he is!" "Could say to the table:" "Boar was his food!" "Now food bores him!" " Obelix, what are you doing?" " I am delivering a menhir!" "But you haven't got a menhir!" " Huh?" "There's no menhir?" " No." "Uh, Acaia Panacea, come here, child!" "This is Panacea, the Chief's niece." "She's just returned from her study in Lutetia." "You remember her, Asterix?" " Oh, it's nice to see you again, young lady!" " Hello!" "I didn't recognize you." "You're just a little girl when you left, regular tomboy, whose pigtails like Obelix here!" " Oh, you remember Obelix?" " Oh, of course!" "The one who fell into the magic potion when was a baby!" " Hello, Obelix!" " Well, ah, g-g-g-g!" "...." "So nice to see you again!" "Bye for now!" "Uh ..." "I ..." "I am glad ... see you ... again, Panacea!" "Who are you to get again?" "Obelix my old pal, You are in love!" "Cheese, lamb, earl!" "Whether Dogmatix likes it or not," "I'm afraid you're a bad case!" "I have no magic potion for curing bad b-b-b!" "Just between us, you're really love Panacea." "Go, I go a man!" "Why don't you go and see her, then?" "What's stopping you?" "Oh, I couldn't do that!" " How are you, Obelix, sleep alright?" " Well!" " You still get Panacea on your brain!" " No, uh-uh!" "Ah, ah!" "She's just pretty, right?" "Nobody can argue with that!" "Yeah, she's pretty, very nice mood!" "You are to go in visit her, take a good gift!" "That's a good idea." " Oh, no, Obelix!" "No!" " What's the matter?" " You're not giving her that!" " This is my very best mehir!" " That's not a present for a pretty girl." " No?" "No, you take her... flowers." "Flower?" "That's a good idea." "And watch out, don't go run into any tree!" "Dummy!" "Dummy!" "Oh, the funny dump, who's that dummy?" "Uh!" "Look!" "My trouble is, I am-- I am always so shy and retiring!" "Uh, you about a billy of Gauls, you're my prisoner." "Ugh, you wouldn't listen." "You're dumb dummy!" "She loves me?" "She loves me not?" "She loves me?" "She loves me not?" "She loves me?" "She loves me not?" "No, no, no, no!" "You-- I just can't do it!" "No way!" " All right, Panacea!" " She might hear you!" "Uh, Panacea, my old pally brought you a present." "Oh, how lovely!" "Oh!" " My favorite flowers!" " Good?" "Oh!" "Oh, at last!" "Panacea!" "At last, Panacea!" " It takes so long!" " Oh, Panacea, I wish you'd have see me!" " Now I won't let you go away, ever!" " I promise you..." " Well, you two love for each?" " No, never!" "Didn't hear a word I said!" "Good to see young pretty coming back again." "Those two be getting married soon!" "What's wrong with you, Obelix?" "I am afraid he's in love." "With Panacea?" "My poor Obelix!" "You have no chance with her!" "Drop the whole fail!" "I want to talk and you laugh." " Sentry, that Gaul there is the big pone crack out!" " Show to cory!" " Is he the little lion one?" " No, Decurion!" "Sure, yeah!" "This is my turn!" "It could be his last chance." "Bambo!" "All!" " Over there, go get him over there!" " All right, go get the Gaul." "Get him tied!" " I'll get you, Gaul!" " You'll get this..." "What you're playing?" "What do you get?" "This's Panacea's ribbon." "Something wrong here!" "We'd better go after them." " Huh!" "Druid Getafix, I think the Roman are after the old trick again." "That old trick again!" "That all they manage!" "I go prepare the magic potion, jut be in case." "Ah!" "A girl, and a Gaul!" "So you want to create a good impression, Decurion?" " Well, so if you succeeded," " I thought I impress you." "You're someone I'll never forget." "I can promise you, you'll go a long way." "Yeah!" "Turn as far as outpost for the foreign legion!" "Aye, no way I can start it!" "That's right, you can start to take these two prisoners with you." "You don't want them?" "I wouldn't take them on a bet." "I keep them the Gaul will level this place to get them back." "If I free them, they will level us sooner, then." "By Jupiter, I've got to get rid of them, and you too!" "Something is missing!" "Great Druid Getafix!" "Look, the Roman kept Panacea." "Here we go again!" "Go assemble the men!" "Just right!" "Come a day!" "You notice, today I am not going to ask for magic potion." "No!" "No!" "Because, I've already know, if I ask for some of this magic potion, once again, you'll tell me that once I fell mag right into the pot." "and when I was a baby." "But I don't care!" "You go right ahead!" "Go, I am right to the rescue." "At the corner." "I'll start in to the right, friend." "I got to be in front." " I see a forming of roamers on Gauls." " So?" "The Gaul, the Gaul!" "The Gaul attacking!" "Huh?" "Oh!" "Let me up front!" "I want to be joined against my Romans." "Don't worry!" "Let's be a Roman trauma!" "All cohorts, in triple file!" "In triple file!" "Cohorts!" "Legionaries, present pilums!" " Present piliums!" "And you Gauls, present our respect!" "Hold still!" "The Romans all the place!" "Me-me me-me ma-me me-ma-me, many!" "You!" "Obelix, may I have the honor?" " Sure!" "How is this?" " Sorry!" "Oh!" "Veni, vidi, vi los!" "(I came, I saw, by the scale!" ")" "No, Gaul!" "I am ready to face the death merit by defeat!" "A Roman knows how to die." "This noble sword." " Take it, and save my pain of days." " Are you crazy or what?" "What I am going to do is pack your ears." "For the last time, where is the prisoners?" "On the road to the farthest outpost of the Foreign Legion." "Obelix, we're going!" "Here, I'm coming!" "The farthest outpost to the Foreign Legion?" " Am I dismissed?" " Yeah, you're dismissed!" "Friends, Gaul countrymen, a whole village has completele trust on you!" "We are all aware of your sterling merit of your un...." "Here, it is your supply of magic potion, Asterix." "Be careful with it!" "You may need on your long journey." "Ah, yes, who knows what the adventures maybe waiting for you!" ""alea jacta est" That's the actual Latin:" ""The die cast."" "We have to locate the Roman Legion Headquarter!" " We'll ask the first Roman soldier we run in." " Uh!" "Dogmatix!" "Let's go ask the patrol there!" "Oh sure, thanks!" "Obelix, I didn't mean...." "Oh!" "Too late!" "Oh yeah, how you do to stop?" "Well, they aren't moving!" "Sometimes you have to be polite, Oblix!" "Sir, would you be so kind to tell us where we can find your headquarter?" "That would be third way on the left." " Thanks for telling, Sir!" " You wel" "Yeah, it pays if we're polite now and then." "Wait right here!" "No Gauls are allowed, unless you want to join, then get in line." " Just a minute, I just want the information." " Like I said, wait in line." " I am in a hurry!" " Then get on your way!" "Better!" "Oh, I don't see how Asterix is way of being polite." "Is there any difference from mine?" "Information Office, if you, please?" "I don't know." "Ask the Information for that information." ""OFFICE of Information" ." ""OFFICE of Information" Information, isn't it?" "Anybody knew who wants the information?" " Hey, hold on!" "Break the door, Gaul!" " If you say so!" "Look!" "Is anyone here?" "Oh, here you are!" "I want some information." "I am looking for legionary Tragicomix." "He may in join." "That information is top secret." "I can't tell you anything about it." "Why not?" "Because it doesn't concern a punic little Gaul like you!" "For the last time, are you going to tell me, where Tragicomix is?" "Come on, get more Govium's marching order, quick!" " Mar... marching oder!" " Thank you very much." "That's all I want." "You see, it pays to be polite!" " Obelix!" "Obelix!" " I'm coming!" "Hold it there!" "Get in line!" "Coming back the rest!" "Hey, Asterix!" "That Roman that you're so polite to just now... is being very polite to me." " Do you think I can be extra polite with him?" " Sure, you can." "I just lift your head a tiny bit, and I show you how polite I can be." "Tragicomix and Panacea are off to Afica." "So only chance we get there, is joining the Roman Legion, and fast." " You see why I've said that?" " Roman, Latin, they're all read to me!" "It's us again!" " Huh?" " Hey!" "Now, that here we are, all together young volunteers... just excite to get into battle." "Welcome!" "I'm your humble instructors Dubius Status, your good pal." "What a splendid idea to come and join our honor Roman!" "Now, if you'll come this way, gentlemen, right in here." "Uh, right now, give your name to Hakuswriteus... who chisels you in to the record." "Isn't that right?" "What did he say?" "Doesn't matter!" "We're in a hurry!" "Go on, tell us right what you're called." "To get rid unemployment tax, I am from Londinium." "Who is next?" " I am Maibidia Petru Gonzales." " Hey, how is that chiseled?" "Just put a label, we'll be here all day." "Last, but not least, we have 2 Gauls." "Da!" "Asterix and Obelix!" "Now, swing your hammer!" "We're waiting time." "For winnus vegas, you may put mucho rich soy bean." "Well here, we are in the army now." "Quiet!" "No jokes!" "You are in the army now!" "Do you know what I just said?" "You now in line the double!" "Now I make you soldiers." " You want I should be polite to this soldier?" " Not yet, hold on!" "Quiet!" " What did he say?" " What he say?" " What did he say?" " What did he say?" "I think that man wants to know what you said." " I said "quiet"!" " What did he say?" " Kill you, IET (Initial Entry Training)!" " Quiet!" "Oh, another talk?" "Calm down where it would!" "I've got all mixed up!" "The first is that, what'd I said!" "I maybe ask good questions." "What?" " Decurion, how much a legionary get today?" " One sesterce." "Uh, one sesterce!" "Sesterce, but two!" " No, One!" " Two!" " One!" " Two!" " One!" " Two!" " One!" " Two!" "...." "Bunga ci, bunga ci, bunga ci!" "Viva viva vivai, pana..." "Olé, Roman, how long does this go on?" "What about the training?" "Hey, what was that?" "Coo-coo!" "Ropra!" "Roop!" " Soup!" " La Soupe!" " Zuppa!" " Soup!" " It's a good idea!" " I start to feel less inside." "Well, now that I think I am feeling happy, too." "Well, Decurion Dubius, say ahead!" "Is that how you snap recruits into shape.?" "What does Decurion bursting about?" "Feels that bad?" "Hey, you know what?" "I think he's in love!" " Yeah!" " In Love!" "Hey, Asterix, they're going to give us roast boar?" "You know, the stronger the army, the worse the food is." "They do it on purpose, keep the troop in the fighting mood." "The Roman army get to be the strongest in the whole world!" "Hey, just for the record, what you put in it?" "It's the main supper legionaries:" "oat milk, cheese slice, and fat, all cook together, to save time." " This all what we always get?" " No!" "On Sunday, you get double portion." " This kind is just messy disgusting!" " Oh!" "Leandy, oh!" "Marvelous!" "Wonderful!" "Hey, you're the one who does the cooking around here?" " Yes, why?" " Why?" "It's garbage!" "Well, you two faster eaters would like to order your favorite disks?" "Sure it works!" "Wild boar is what I would like." "Oh, I see your pallet is refined." "Uh-huh!" "You got the most delicate taste." "There you are!" "I can see you understand the cooking." "Get out of my kitchen, or I'll throw you two in the soup pot." "Hey, Asterix, you think maybe I can be polite to him?" "Old pal!" "it seems you haven't get a choice." "Now just try not to move your head." "Now listen, cooky!" "Anytime we don't like the gird we get to eat, we come back and see you!" " Soupslopius, I take the hardest." " Huh?" "Huh?" "Huh?" " You are, right?" " Quick, go get some wild boars, and partridges, and salmon, and stick the a-cream, like they have in Gaul." "Go, I'll do it!" "Well, before you leave, turn the pot down the simmer." "You are being assigned to the First Legion," "Third Cohort, Second Maniple, First Century." "You have to say all that when you report to your superior." "Hey, you, the little twerp, report!" " I'm Asterix, in Gaul." " And I am Obelix." "What's your name?" "Decurion Dubius Status, First Legion, Third Cohort,-- Ah!" "Stop!" "Get back, you Gaul!" "Quiet!" "Now, training with the pilum." "You try and hit that part over there!" "Legionary Obelix, come and try!" "Oh!" "Enjoy military passes!" "Take time to roast wild boar." "Now I teach you how to use gladius." "Because you're new, these weapon here are made out of wood." " Right!" "Let's go." " Let's go!" "Defend yourself!" "This, you could, only a wooden sword." "I'll do what he said." "We can't waist a lot of time on this nonsense!" " Defend yourself!" " As you say!" "Oh, Decurion, I don't need my soup!" "It destroys the savage taste." "Uh!" "Legionaries, now your training is over." "We'll be leaving tomorrow morning for Massilia, where our ships is waiting to take us to Afr" " It's about time." " I must pack my baggage." "I hope they don't leave the cook behind." "You souls are within the army, and soon all of you will do the battle as Romans." " As Roman?" " Yes, Roman." "Are those Roman?" "Yeah!" "Ha, ha, ha!" "...." "Hi pal, I am going to sleep." "We start marching at 5 o'clock in the morning." "Marches bunch of barbarians!" "I'm the funny now, isn't it?" "One, two!" "One, two!" "Always for the glory of Rome!" "We'll see how many of you can keep up with me." "He, the Ducurion Dubus Status to gallop long road ahead of you!" "By the Druid beard, look at those tries by!" "A little potion is now caring the whole course." "Tonight we camping here." "Oh!" "At this rate we will meet Massilia in 4 days, and Venice above the Africa." " You think it's going to be easy to find them?" " Sure, it will!" "And now we see Massilia misty fishing village." "Good!" "Pretty!" "Pretty!" "No more!" "That's it!" "Oh, I don't want to walk anymore." "I don't want to go home as well." "Toss in your stuff and take rowing positions, two by two." " How come we sit together?" " We're in a big rush!" "Ready on the bridge!" "Step off!" "It's me, Sancatos!" "So long, at a pleasure!" "Centurion Garulus Rumpus!" "Greeting Centurion, our list officer, your servant." "Get to work, you Gaul!" "Waitress, I am thirsty!" "Hey, one more beer, he is asking!" "Is it the wind that down into a barrican?" "Correct!" "When wind blows here, nothing can resist!" "I see." "And the wind is all that's here with it about here." " No!" " Not bad at all your new little waitress!" " She's a Gaul girl." " A girl from Gaul!" "Ah, you said!" "Ta - ta - ta - ta - ta - ta - ta...." "Maybe she'd like to have placentia gossip on her Latina!" "Oh, put your hand off me!" "Oh, just let me go!" "Oh!" "Let me go!" "Panacea, over here!" "Ta-a!" "Ta!" "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "Would I see over it at all?" "Where they headed, there is only sand and sun." "The desert is their doomed." "Oh!" "Here, two reserves." "Here we are!" "Here we are!" "You'll be assistants!" "You have done very well." "Now put the reserves on the back gate, we have to reinforce them, the wind is rising!" "Up!" "My helmet!" "This is the place?" "It's for Romans." "Don't hit them, Obelix." "We're now their friends." " But the Romans, they're our friends?" " That's right, for now, we like Romans." "So, now we are friends, of enemy!" "You might explain me that!" "No time to explain!" "Uh, let's give them a hand!" "And now, nobody!" "I mean nobody can get out." "I say those are out in the desert are done for." "Are those?" "What are those?" "A man and a girl, Gauls, both of them," " alone in the desert!" " Tragicomix and Panacea!" " Are you quitting?" " You bet!" "Well, no need to stay here now!" "This is your turn!" "Guards!" "Guards!" " Are we still friend?" " No, now we're enemy." " Are we Romans?" " That's all over now, you can free at it." " Uh!" "But" " Come one now, open it!" "I was much more than cozy when you ask me!" "That Venice caravan takes a detour." "The very lucky thing for you that we carry luck," " we'll take you all the way to the Zea." " Then why have you tied us up?" "It's so you won't fall off the camel, and that means camel." " Who are you, merchants?" " Yes, merchants." "You could say!" "These merchant things, we'll do such a very good price with the Roman, collect those items, a mass purse." "Wait for sales!" "Come and see the best selection!" "All guarantee!" "Vikings fry on the fjord in perfect condition." "Used slaves, rock bottom price!" "He's all purpose slave!" "Full warranty for 6 months, all re-consistence." " In good condition, huh?" " Like spent 10 years on him, own by in an old lady, I'll throw it with permission." "That's not what I need!" "I need good solid macho muscles... for circuit Maximus." "Hasan Danwas!" "I thought you sold that African merchandise." "Yeah, deal it from Africa, Caius, but originally from Gaul." "Whoa, the girl is of no interest, but the guy, he gets a build on him." "Let's serious!" "I sell you them both for a fair 3 thousands." "Oh, 3 thousands!" "Outrageous!" "Only with merchant that you're getting, they're wholly out are Gauls, Armoricas." "Armorica!" "No, no, Hasan!" "I am wondering isn't your standing a wider as it's allowed, huh Hasan?" "Imagine what the pretext in Rome would say, were you behind business?" "With old friend, why should I agree 2 thousands." "Now friend, we agree?" "Urgently friend, then naturally you have an import license to go with them?" "Ha ha!" "They should custom authority at once!" "Oh-ho-o, brother, let us see!" "One missy thousand, and you can see things fine." "And for you slave trader's license, my brother," "I trusted, that it's up today, 50, oh Caius Flavius." "Eh, one other thing, which situation is your income tax?" "Oh, it to be able to return every feud in tax, then, as a token of my undying gratitude and esteem, I'll no but Romans." "No, I couldn't wear if you insist, I don't want to disappoint you!" "Let's go roll the merchandise, go ahead!" "ha, ha, ha!" "Can all we come to term just fix the lever on those sides." "Uh-huh!" "Look over there!" "Oh, caravan!" "Desert is getting more crowds everyday!" " Where are you from?" " From Gaul." " Oh, you too!" " What do you mean us too?" "We just sold a-- a company, a couple from Gaul, all the way to the Zi." " Now would you take us?" " You bet your life!" " A deal, I think, is we get out of cash!" " Oh, of course, sweaty!" "No, no, no!" "Your purchase is paid as the chipping junks." " Chip them at once!" " Yeah!" "Asterix, are these our friends?" " No, I wouldn't say that!" " Good!" "I get them." "Go!" "Ye-ah, that's enough!" "Go!" "Go!" "Hey, Asterix, where do we go now?" "There was not Rome anymore!" " To Rome." " Rome?" "Yeah, that has to be recur to come in and intend to sell the slaves." "Well, Caius Flabius, how is more triumph progressing?" "The colosseum will be ready, Caesar!" "And the big show?" "Oh, er!" "Oh, what a show!" "We'll release 10 thousands doves just to ensure about to begin... the chariots races with the mightiest strikes that will thrill the crowd." "And comes the enter of the gladiators." "Oh, Great Caesar!" "If you will, then you" "Mean that you can't find anymore... colossuses as strong in their life, as fast as a legend." "Then, Caesar, right before you, the slaves, as you conquer, representing the every jewel in the crown!" " No exception?" " No, none, Caesar!" "Even the indomitable Gaul, guarantee, though!" "Panty Gaul, will bow in honest, on a fabulous circus!" " Never!" " Hey, that's no way to talk!" "And Caesar pay no attention!" "No, as the son of the double cheek, I'm no enslaved!" " You're outrageous, your young Gaul!" " Will you shut up?" "No, Caius!" "Ha, ha!" "He's quite right!" "I am so, Caesar, here treat it in a way that worthiest him." "Throw him into a cell, alone!" "No, we're not going to be separated!" "Oh, a girl asks Caesar!" "Oh, excuse my Caesar!" " I'd rather die!" " Die?" "If that is what you like, nothing could be simpler!" "Imprison her and the man in the Collosseum!" "May get thown to the lions!" "Amazing of big appetite, huh, my big cat?" " Hey, Is this it, Rome?" " Yes, it is it." "We made it!" " What are we going to eat?" " First, we have to find the slaver." "Hasan Danwai, are you the one who sell slaves from Africa?" "Yes, It's once on two." "Then who do you sell that pair of Gauls to?" "You want information?" "Ha ha ha!" "That costs your luck!" "Ha, ha, ha!" " Obelix!" " Huh?" "Oh, only 500!" "Oh, at 100!" " Oh, no charge this time." " Would you like just once more?" "Uh-uh, no!" "His name is Caius Flabius, so lash, lash!" "Little guy, and you can't miss him." "He always wear red, his toga is white." "He usu... usually at the bath." "My chip lies to your head, Danwai, to your pleasure!" "Like the third, as said, you can always come to term, just to take a little effort." "Noble citizens!" "If you like to enter it?" " Is he a friend?" " Yes, he is Obelix." "Do as he want!" "You haven't get clothes on!" "Oh, we don't get clothes." " Not this way, you little squirt!" " How come you talk to him like that?" "Does anybody ask you, fatto?" "Hey, Asterix, I am not supposed he's a friend?" " Who?" "I am afraid not!" " Good!" "Anyway, there's no white token around." "As far as I can see to this, no point of staying here!" "My nervous, that fellow dear, perfect candidate for the Gladiator School!" "Who is that?" "Now wait a second!" "I want to cool off." "Watch this, Asterix." "I'm going to dive." "I want that man." "He mustn't get away!" "There is no more water in the pool." "By the Druid, Obelix, you're slowing our stuff!" "All right!" "All right!" "I'll be in a hurry!" "I'll be in a hurry!" " Get me those two guys!" " The puny one?" "I also want him!" "He's the giant's trainer." "Come on, little doggy, come on!" "Uh, and how is my little Dogmatix today, huh?" "We have to locate that Flabius!" "It's our only chance to find him." " Come one, let's go!" " And what he is as good as little doggy, huh?" "No, doggy worries about, it won't be long!" "Just get him over, Mr. Obelix, we waist enough time in this place!" "Mr Asterix, I got the right to talk to the Dogmatix if I want!" "Mr. Obelix, we have waisted enough time!" "Now to begin with, stop shouting!" "You're scaring little Dogmatix." " Why don't you calm down?" " I am calm!" "So am I!" "Very calm!" " Oh!" "Do you know Caius Flavius?" " Sure, you bet!" "Ha, ha, ha!" "He runs the school for gladiators, and he'll be glad to see you!" "Grab him!" "Oh, my magic potion!" "Asterix is always shouting at me, and I don't know why!" "Oh, well!" "Come on, Dogmatix!" "Uh?" "Uh?" "Trouble is it does not always work so good." "Uh!" "I wonder if where Asterix went anyway!" " Huh?" " Oh, this night I feel kind of tired!" "Asterix!" " There is nobody there no more?" " No, close up now!" "Oh!" "Asterix!" "Asterix!" "Asterix!" "Where are you?" " Hey, wait!" " What?" "Look at the other Gaul!" "Go grab the guy, you take the lead!" " Where do you go?" " Protect our rear!" "Where is Asterix?" "Asterix!" "Asterix!" "Dogmatix!" "Hey, wait!" "Where are you going?" "Go back here, you dog!" " Obelix!" " Asterix!" "Asterix!" " Asterix!" " Obelix!" "Obelix!" "Obelix!" "Obelix!" "Asterix!" " Asterix!" " Obelix!" "Obelix!" "Obelix!" "It's me!" "Ob-o" " Obelix!" " Obelix!" " Where?" "Asterix!" "Ast" "Obe" " Obe-- Obelix!" "Lucky you got me when you did!" " Here it is!" " Where is it?" "I lost my magic potion." " I have lost Dogmatix, he's gone!" " Oh!" "What's that?" "They sing in the colloseum?" "Uh-huh!" "She's the prisoner out of Gauls, sing the same song every night." " She's the Gaul, you say?" " Yeah." "And I'll see her in the triumphal day, they'll toss her to the lion." " And me, without my magic potion?" "!" " What do you say?" "I think the circus placing those to guard the commotions?" "Yeah, guards are all over the place." "The only one thing right inside are... those that are condemned to death, the lion and the gladiators." "And on that gate, you see us in the show." "We're going to be gladiators." "You are holding the reputation of the Caius Flabius Obtus School of Gladiators." "I need muscle men, not prima-donnas." "All right, act!" "Playing hard!" "Harder!" "You move all yours things and not just passing around." "And feed the sword right out!" "The sword straight out." "Not a fudge of flowers." "It's hard to be gladiators!" "No, they're all a bunch of loosers, not talents, none of them!" "I quest the virgins!" "Not even close to what I need." "He's something!" "With that guy, I've got a real gladiator!" "Caesar, er!" "You're miserable!" "Uh, I don't care how you get them!" "Just get them!" "Use all the men we got!" "I want those two yesterday." "You understand?" "Get them right now, gone!" "Oh, look!" "You, too!" "You get on my nerve, looking that coin!" " Ah, are you Caius Flabius?" " What?" "What?" "I ..." "Yes." "No!" " Well, are you Caius Flabius?" " Will you?" "No." "That is nay!" "You know what?" "You might say I was...." "We want to join out the gladiators." "Gladiator?" "You wants to be gladiators?" "In that case, meet Caius Flabius." "Of course it's not so easy to be a gladiator; however," "I might be assisting you" "Well, make it quick!" "We are in a hurry!" "Hurry are you, please?" "Can you up, Status?" "I get two candidates here." "Take a look!" "Ha ha!" "So, you want to be gladiators." "Ha ha." "I'll put you into our savage trainer." "He's the most ferocious trainer I ever have." "Where are those two shrinking violets?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh, no!" "No!" "Have pity!" "Have pity, not me, Caius!" "Have pity!" "I don't want to die!" "Oh, my goodness!" "No, you can't make me!" "I won't!" "I won't!" "I won't, no matter what!" "We will learn to be gladiators." "Come one, show us how!" "No, no, not!" "Gladiators, we have two new comers." "Boys, you teach them how it does!" "And have good luck!" "Yeah, ha ha ha." "Yes." "End!" "A.." "A life!" "This is where I get off." "How about your pension?" "What?" "My pension?" "Send it to my mother!" ""CIRCUS COLISEUM Caius Obtus Presents Gladiators ASTERIX  OBELIX"" "All right, lets say!" "Caesar!" "Caesar!" "Caesar, in our triumph, I use your great, Caesar!" "You get a biggest show in Rome!" "With all modest, see, I take good credit!" "I trust it will go well Caius, so see the show of our attractions." "Let the game begin!" "Let the game begin!" "From the far plank provinces of the Empire:" "Brits, Gotts, Egiptions, Liberians, slaves from every country lands, saved on the super-aid Caesar, in the sand of the arena, from the wild of the inter-land," "Great Emperor, in there be the greatest show on earth," "All roads lead to Rome and plays in Rome with rules." "Anbelope, get me a little drop of wine in the throat, it's a little dry!" "The main attraction, all over way from Gaul..." "The last of the barbarian who dares defies mighty Caesar, our ever!" "Abagram felonies, they will be thrown to the lions." "Oh!" "The Emperor, in its magnanimity, will allow a place to defend themselves, with their bare hands." "Too much you could hear!" "I know, Caius." "Can the heartened Caesar generous to a fall?" "And now, the moment you are in waiting for." "Here it is, the chariot ring." "Immortal Caesar's gift to his friends, Romans and countrymen." "Andalus, where is the driver, where is he?" " Mekanix?" " I don't know." "He's late!" " Oh, how do we start the race?" " There's no problem!" " What do you think?" " All you need is the Gaul to drive the chariot!" "Glorious death, the circus Maximus!" "Such a game!" "Now, I'll be the driver, you get in the competition." "Head two men who drive the four horse chariot, what a lunacy have you installed!" "What a driving Gaul!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Chariot, Caesar!" "..." "Go!" "Lets go!" "This is the last foot." "By Mercury, the guy coming any closer will feel my wedge." "That one up there, he won't let us pass." "Go get him!" "Go!" " Hey, let it go, will you?" " Anything you say!" "Ave, Caesar!" "Caius, what is this?" "Get back to where you're in pursue!" "Get down into arena, where you'll be along!" "I warn you, Caius." "You're tolled along into arena!" "Caesar!" "No, uh-er...." "The winner the great chariot race, Asterix the Gaul." "And now the stars of the gala for Caesar." "The finest fabulous gladiator ever play Rome!" "Gladiators are prepared at terrace of..." "Flabius's School of Gladiators on martial arts, right its Summer Quare!" "To honor the triumph for Great Caesar, this is your Circus Maximus!" "I got a hunch, mighty Caesar, you are going to like this." " There are two of them, they are really extraordinary." " Ave, Caesar!" "Those who honor about to die salute you!" "Hi Julius!" "Hi Julius!" "They had a lot of rude, but it's only natural." "But once in combat at all!" "Boy, that's bold questions, and that's what you want, below I exploit!" "Hey, Asterix!" "Just try, dear friend!" "No, he is not, Obelix." "I don't get it!" "I mean in Gaul, they're all our enemy." "But while in Africa, we're all friends." "Maybe Julius can explain I can't figure it out!" "Oh, Caesar, now we'll let the lions out." "Everything going is just fine!" "Where's my vino (wine), I'd like to know where it is?" "Amnaba, I am Fornan Foral, vino in Africa, my focus pride is the heroic news." " When do I get it?" " No!" "And now, all you wacky Roman, the moment has come, the sacrifice for Jupiter!" "The big cats are very hungry, Caesar!" "Since they were captured, all they get to eat was one yogurt a day and a piece of toast." " Obelix, Asterix!" " The magic potion, we're saved!" "The magic potion?" "No magic potion!" "Are you going to be in good condition?" "Oh, you know me!" "I left my little doggie with me." "Here they come, the promised!" "The growling!" "The most terrifying!" "The most readiness!" "The most frightening animal around the earth!" "Dogmatix, what a doggie!" "Watching now, please!" "Oh!" "My magic potion!" "Oh, my little Dogmatix!" "Oh!" "Tragicomix!" "Here!" "Lion, lion, lion in the roll by!" "You are quite right, Caius." "The program was exceptional!" "Nobody ever saw that in Rome." "Caesar, be kind!" "Won't you release these two courageous royals?" "Noble Caesar's generosity is infinite." "No, well, nearly!" "Gauls, you are free!" "Hold it out!" "The triumph for Caesar... was in fact our triumph." "A triumph for bold Gauls divided in the three parts." "I address my remark to the Emperor." " Obelix!" " You should have seen that." "He was magnificent, all by himself Obelix destroyed half the colloseum." "Oh, it was a kind of second grade colloseum anyway!" "Our friends, our power, our records our wisdom, and not rich, Oh Caesar!" "I would thank you for what you did." "Here we go!" "Must be said...." "Wow!" "I'm here to put this." "Awful!" "A natural elegance, ha ha!" "VictorR – 09/18/2013."