"Childhood was a series of highlights." "For example:" "How do you give someone a "Wall of China"?" "For that you've got Claudia Schiffer?" "I remember relative Charlenes, who had a hard-on at Bardøla Alp Hotel on Easter." "Bar-dø-la." "Then I think about 80's men with moustasches, that had incredible amounts of sex in the pool." "I also think about orgasms." "Oh pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy..." "I remember when I was 11, there was only one girl who had it." "Had IT." "Her name was Charlene." "Shampoo." "Charlene had it all." "Barbie-houses, lipgloss..." "There was something secret and uninhibited in her eyes." "And she knew how to get the orgasms." "I want to see more, after school." "And you Anna?" "Do you have any?" "What?" "Sexy magazines, pornos, condoms..." "Anything?" "If you want to come to my place you got to have something." "Is that all?" "There are several naked people in it!" "Yikes..." "What a pussy!" "Pussies... pussies..." "That's enough, thanks." "But you can read about orgasms, there's a whole chapter." "Lock the door." "What are you doing?" "Nothing!" "Dinner in 10 minutes!" "OK!" "Are you getting horny?" "If you get horny, you can get orgasms." "It's completely natural." "How do you get it then?" "An orgasm?" "It's easy." "A silver spoon and a cup of water." "Then you stir until it's about 37 degrees." "Like when you're making bread." "Like that." "Then you put it in your pussy, on the G spot." "On the G spot?" "That's when the ecstasy comes." "There's no way that's possible!" "I'll start now." " Wow..." " Wow..." "See?" "It's no biggie." "It isn't?" "Where's the g-spot?" "You'll know." "How did it feel?" "Don't disturb her!" "Are you coming?" "I don't know..." "Yeaaah." "Now I came!" "I was in ecstasy!" "Really nice!" "Hurry up!" "Ecstasy!" "Don't you wanna be satisfied?" "Can I have some?" "Hurry!" "Dinner!" "Can't I come some other time?" "Come, already!" "Dinner!" "Yes, I'm coming!" "She's so slow!" "Come on, damn it!" "Was it nice?" "Ecstasy is the best thing in the world!" "I have to go." "Did you come for real?" "Sure, I come every time!"