"Dawn breaks, and the gallant courier Yankee Doodle Pigeon  streaks across the sky." "His job, get that message through." "Meanwhile, high above the clouds, lurks the dreaded Dick Dastardly  and his flying machines." "Their job, stop that message from getting through." "All right, all right." "Who's the wise guy calling at this hour of the morning?" "Oh, it's you, general." "What?" "Mission impassable?" "Oh, you mean stop the pigeon." "At once, sir." "Goodbye, general." "This telephone will self-destruct in two seconds." "Knock it off, Muttley." "Dick Dastardly." "Now, remember, Zilly." "If that pigeon gets by us, you get him with the pigeon grabber." "Right, D.D. Like this?" "Like that." "There he... goes." "Follow that pigeon." " Ready with that grabber, Zilly?" " Ready, D.D." "Excuse me, D.D." "There he is." "Stay close." "Not that close!" "Muttley, do something!" "Muttley!" "I suppose you want a medal for saving me." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Oh, all right." "Here's your medal." "Here he comes again." "Start your engines." "I can't even start my feet." "Muttley, fetch!" " Chicken." " Follow me." "Get off my back, you knot-head!" "Listen, you dummies." "If we don't catch that pigeon, the general will take our medals away." " Not mine." " Now, this time we'll use Operation Flatiron." " Right, chief." "Right." "All right, men, take your positions." " Are you ready, Zilly?" " I think so." " Ready, Klunk?" " Ready." "When the I'll... with the iron." "What did he say?" "What did he say?" "It's Yankee Doodle Pigeon." "Ready with the flatirons." "Here we come." "Now." "Numskulls." "Dummies." "Hello?" "All right, Klunk." "What's this silly thing you've got here?" "It's his latest invention, D.D. He calls it the "sneezo" missile." "We... pepper at the pigeon and when he the missile, we in on him, and then no more pigeon." "There he is, chief." "Straight ahead of us." "Good." "I'll fire the pepper shell at him." " Fire the sneezo-sniffer missile." " Roger." " Muttley, fire another pepper shell." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Not at me, dodo." "At the..." "Muttley!" "Do something!" "I suppose this means you want another medal?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." " Well, forget it." "I'm fresh out of medals." "Cheapskate." "When you're through greasing the car, wake me up." "Right, chief." "Hello?" "It's the general, D.D. Are you in or out?" "What did you say?" "Sorry, general." "The chief's out." "Klunk says his robot will do any household chore." "Well, let's give it a try." "What job did the chief set the switch for?" "He told the robot to take out the trash." "I know when I've been insulted." "Muttley, stop stalling and finish painting that flagpole." "The general will be here in an hour for inspection, and I want that flagpole looking like new." "Slave driver." "And now, the world's greatest high-wire artist  the Magnificent Muttley, and his beautiful assistant  will walk the wire, 300 feet in the air." "One of these days I shall be the star of this act and Muttley will be my assistant." "Drat." "He never misses." "But I'll fix him when he does his final act." "Here, I'll show you." "Muttley will ride a bike across the lion's cage." "At this point, the wire will part, and Muttley will fall into the cage." "If this fails, he will fall into this cannon and be shot 500 feet into this bucket of water." "But what he doesn't know is that I have emptied the bucket." "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a change in the program." "The Magnificent Muttley will let his assistant, Dick Dastardly do his final act." "That's me." "Oh, boy, here's my big chance." "Now I'll steal the show from Muttley." "Oh, no." "I forgot." "I cut the wire over the lion's cage." "Nice pussycat." "Go back to your nap." "Let me out of here!" "Oh, no, the empty bucket." "Muttley!" "What are you snickering about?" "We:" "Klunk says we're ready to take off with another cartoon." "Oh, dear." "In the cold, gray dawn skies  Yankee Doodle Pigeon flies his perilous mission  unaware that high above, the Vulture Squadron is searching for him  in Klunk's latest invention, a multi-winged wing clipper." "Zilly, there's no room in this squadron for a scaredy-cat." "Today, I'm going to make a man out of you." "Me?" "Why me?" "I'm going to let you take over Klunk's clipper cupola." "Zilly?" "Zilly!" "Drat." "Muttley, fetch." " Medal?" " No, you don't get a medal if you do." "But you get three weeks of KP if you don't." "Chicken." "Now, stop shaking, and steer the clippers." " That is an order." " Yes, sir." "There's the pigeon." "Watch it." "Zilly, don't..." " How am I doing, chief?" " Great." "You just shot down half of my mustache, you dumbhead." "I tell you, doctor, this guy is afraid of his own shadow." "I want you to find out why he's chicken and cure him." "Oh, that's a very common ailment." "It's known as "frightola scaredy-cat-itis."" "And a cure is just a simple "hypnotizement" of the chicken brain cells." "Now, you just watch the watch." "I'm not the patient, you dumbhead." "He is." "All I see is the shaking uniform." "Where is the patient?" "Very interesting." "Now, young chicken..." "I mean, young man." "Just watch this watch, and listen to the doctor." "You are brave." "You are the bravest flyboy in the squadron." "Airplane, airplane in the dive." "You are the bravest man alive." "Is that all there is to it?" "All except the fee." "Two hundred dollars, please." "It's the pigeon, men." "Let's get him." "A brave Zilly?" "I can't believe it." "Where's Zilly?" "Where did he go?" "I still can't believe it." "Hello?" "Oh, no, general." "No, we haven't stopped the pigeon yet but it won't be long now." "I have a real tiger on his tail." "Zilly, you dumbhead!" "You're too brave." "Get out of the way, you dumbhead." "Drat and double drat." "Don't just hang there!" "Let's get another plane and stop that pigeon." "Okay, Klunk." "What are these dumb things you've put on the planes?" "Oh, those are:" " What did he say?" " Can't you understand anything?" "He said they're lightning flashers." "Look out, chief." "Don't:" "He also said, "Don't touch it." When you wanna flash the lightning push the button on the dash." " Now he tells me." "Zilly, get back into formation." "I'm still leader of this squadron." "Go fly a kite, Dastardly." "I'll shock it to that pigeon all by myself." "One strike, and he's out." "Here he comes, men." "Zap it to him." "Drat and triple drat." "Muttley!" "Do something!" " Medal?" " All right, all right, I'll give you a medal." "This one?" "This one?" " This big one?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy." "Give me that medal, you blundering dumbhead." "Dick Dastardly." "Zilly, you're getting us into more trouble being brave than you did when you were chicken." "The squadron was better off when Zilly was a scaredy-cat, doc." " Can you get him back like he was?" " Sure." "Just a simple "rehypnotizement."" "Oh, no." "I like being brave." "You're not about to make me a scaredy-cat again." "You stand here and watch that watch." "That is an order." "Go ahead, doc." "You are a scaredy-cat." "You are a super scaredy-cat." "You are a super, super scaredy-cat chicken." "It's the... pigeon." "Let's go zap him." "But..." "But I'm afraid." "Me too." "I'll just stay here and guard the hangar." "I'll stay here and help you." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"