"Hey, doll." "Death by shark or alligator?" "Oh..." "I don't swim in the ocean." "Alligators are in lakes or swamps and marshes." "But sharks are only in the ocean." "You can't change the rules, Jase." "You gotta pick." "The rules presume that both deaths could occur." "They can." "You can't mitigate risk to zero." "I can mitigate risk to zero on shark death if I never get into the ocean." "Unless you're in a plane that goes down in the ocean and you don't die on impact." "Okay, fine." "Shark." "It's faster." "Alligators drown you before they eat you." "So, there." "Shark." "Okay?" " You happy?" " Yes." "You wanna come up?" " Is Katherine there?" " Yeah." " Then, no thank you." " No, it's fine." "Come up." "She..." "I'm going to break up with her soon anyway." "Really?" "Already?" " I give it like three weeks." " Poor Katherine." "She'll be fine." "She's got a great sense of humor." " You're such an asshole." " I know." " You have a problem." " I have many." "I blame my parents." "Why are you whispering by the way?" "Oh, there's a guy in my bed." "What?" "Doll, that's great." "No, it's not." "He's like eleven." "He's a bartender." "What is wrong with me?" "Nothing." "It's been like years, hasn't it?" "ScriptType: v4.00+ PlayResX: 384 PlayResY: 288 [V4+ Styles] Format:" "Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, strikeout, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style:" "Default,Arial,24,H00ffffff,H0000ffff,H00000000,H80000000,-1,0,0,0,100.00,100.00,0.00,0.00,1,2.00,3.00,2,20,20,20,238"