"WHEN WE OWN THE WORLD" "Mandl, you gay bastard, come out!" "We want to wish you nice holidays." "You tart!" "You retard!" " Hey, he's left already." "Are you nuts?" " He said I should." "No, I didn't." " ldiots!" "Shit, let's split!" "Chicken bastard!" "Where is that wanker?" "It's really bad." "Why?" "Only two Ds." "When Dad sees that..." "Hey!" "Don't make waves, man!" "I've got another one." "Bastard!" "Did they beat you up again?" "It's not my fault." "They were beating up a boy in the schoolyard." "I had to defend him." "You defended someone?" "Seeing is believing." "Want some?" "Just hold out your face and I'll hit it!" "Boy, am I scared." "Guys, you're cool but sorry that's gay-school." "When I see you guys, it hurts my eyes." "Wanna know why?" "I'm Cuba Guy and back in town." "With my billabongs I'm the guv, all the girls give me their love." "They want me from behind, be the first to have sex of that kind." "I just say fuck you all." "Cuba Guy is..." "What's keeping you?" "Ready?" "Why me?" "It's Kevin's turn." "That's news to me." "He's out with his mates." "No, straight!" "Pull." "Presto!" "Here, windowframe." "Right, and wipe over it." "Hello!" "Hello!" "I think it's great." "Already earning your own money." "Our Tim's your age, too." "Come on out!" "I'm going out with some mates, okay?" " Fine." "If you're in love with her, forget it, she's got a boyfriend." "I'm not in love with her." " Then why are you blushing?" "I'm not blushing." "I'm just looking for someone." "Who?" "Yes?" " Mail shot." "Hey!" " Hi." "Denis, your wife." "What are you doing here?" " Nothing." "He wants something." "Where did you get it?" "Found it." "Was that it?" "Why?" "They could join us again." "Forget it." "Women?" "They're too weak for that." "What?" "You're the weaker sex." "Proven fact." "So what." "You still can't boss us around." "Come on." "You take off, okay?" "Why?" "Perhaps he wants to join in." "This isn't your cellar anyway, it's Schossi's." "Right?" "Yeah." "What's this shit now?" "." "Hey, he's harmless." "Exactly." "is anyone out there?" "YES" "Who are you?" "Shit, it's Tenner." "What was his first name again?" "Wolfgang or Wolfhart?" "Who hopped offDevil's Rock last year." "Are you the Tenner who jumped off Devil's Rock last year?" "He wants something from him." "Rubbish." "Or do you knowhim?" "I think I knowwho he is." "He worked with my dad on the Social Housing Collective when it still existed." "Then say something to him." " Me?" "My condolences, man." "Hello, Tenner." "Do you knowmy father?" "YES" "Go on!" "Do you knowmy brother?" "YES" "Go on." "Why did you jump offDevil's Rock?" "O" "R" "D" "R" "S" "Orders." "Without the "E"?" "Who gave you the order?" "Satan!" "My God." "Bye!" "Bye." "Hey, you twat." "I was looking for that everywhere." "Don't make waves, man!" "And?" "How d'you like my treasure?" "Really great." "I wish I had that kind of money." "You'll get there one day." "You have to be able to offer your bird something." "So what's up with you all?" "O Satan, are you there?" "Wicked." "Man, Satan, mate!" "lfl were you I'd address him with "O Satan"." "O Satan, man, how d'you like my motor?" "S." ""S" for "super"." "Satan thinks my motor is super!" "Hey, Satan, nowwe're talking!" "Oh shit, I mean, "O Satan"." "What else do we want to know?" "." "O Satan, how old will Ronnie get?" " My God!" "You shouldn't ask that." "Who gives a shit?" "Let's keep going." "18." "Knowwhat's coolest of all?" "I've already been dead for a week." "I turned 19 last Thursday, man." "We're zombies from the land ofthe dead!" "Let's say cheers to Satan!" "It's usually just rubbish." "I'm going to be 130 and he's going to Brazil." "Oh, Satan, leaving so soon?" "Don't sulk." "Keep cool." "Yes?" " Hello, it's Richy." "I don't like being followed." "Sure. I just wanted to ask if we can do that thing with the glass again." "It doesn't work with two people." "What?" " l know someone who could join us." "Hello?" "Who should that be?" "My mate and I wanted to ask if you feel like coming out." "Nope." "Don't feel like it." "I see." "I don't go outside." "This town sucks." "My friend and I are probably leaving soon, too." "Where are you going?" "Well..." "Just out ofthis damn state." "Great idea." "If you're not coming out, could we perhaps come in?" "Cool room." "Wicked film." "Seen it 14 times." " Really?" "I've only seen it eight times or so." "Itjust sucks that the good guys win in the end." "It's always like that." "But not in reality." "What's so funny?" "It'sjust a film!" "As ifl didn't knowthat." "But in reality there's someone who's far more powerful than Goran or anyone else on this shitty planet." "Who?" "Come outside and you'll find out." "is the weather here always this shitty?" "Not really, that's quite unusual." "Ask something." "What?" "Anything." "He can answer all of your questions." "Will I go back to Bielefeld?" "You have to address him with "O Satan"." "O Satan, will I go back to Bielefeld?" "No." " But I will anyway." "O Satan, will I pull Sabrina Seifert from Bielefeld-Brackwede?" "NO" "What's up, Tom?" "Everything okay with you?" "Hanging in there." "Not too bad." "No idea." "Some board game." "The people?" "Well, they're alright." "Okay, keep chilling, see you." "Okay, where did we stop?" "I know." "O Satan, will I be a rock star with all the women into me?" "No." "What kind of shit is this?" "Always the same damn answer." "Be careful who you're talking to, okay?" "Howwould you know if Satan's in this bloody glass anyway?" "If you don't believe in Satan, get lost." "I don't believe in anything." "Your decision." "I've got one more question." "O Satan, what was the name of my cat that got run over last year?" "Goran." "And?" "Believe it now?" "." "And?" "What did you do today?" "Let him finish eating first." "Aren't I permitted to ask a normal question?" "He isn't retarded." "Nothing." "I did nothing because there's nothing to do here." "And nothing comes from nothing, as everyone knows." "We're not here because of me, nor Mum." "We didn't get kicked out." "Your father didn't get kicked out." "He's taken on a lot of responsibility here." "Be happy I don't kick you out!" " Klaus, please." "He didn't mean it like that." "The situation's not easy for him, plus he's at a tough age." "If you'd stop treating him like he's three, he might have fewer problems with his age." "Well, he wants to start playing football here." "Right?" "Football?" "Well that's really something!" "I'll be right there!" " Lunch in 20 minutes." "Everything alright?" " l'm fine." "What's the matter?" "My little sister's got a boyfriend." "So what?" "She's only 13." "But if she really loves him?" "You haven't got a clue!" "Damn!" "They're here for you..." "The sword... lt's my dad's." "What about it?" "A real samurai sword." "It's got a good feel." "He's good." "ENTER AT YOUR OWN risk" "Crazy, isn't it?" "It was obvious that he was behind it." "Who?" "Are you retarded or something?" "DEVlLlSH ATTACKS ON 11 SEPTEMBER" "And what about Bin Laden?" " He's one of Satan's men." "I see." "See what this says?" "On 11 September there were more virgins in the towers than usual." "Satan craved virgins' blood." "I reckon hejust wanted to do the Americans in." "Because they're the strongest in the world." "And ifhe defeats them, he can do anything." "But the Americans are still there." "Sure, but he taught them a lesson anyway." "It won't take long before he takes over the whole world." "And then?" "And then he'll establish a new order here." "Something better." "All weaklings and conformist bastards will be exterminated like vermin!" "Only people he thinks are cool can stay." "The few chosen ones." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Where are you going?" "To play football." "Anyone got a tissue?" "What for?" "Think I want aids?" "This is a blood pact with Satan!" "You don't have to slaughter yourself." "O Satan, let us be your warriors." "We want to help you in your battle for world domination." "Against the vermin on earth." "Can you feel that?" "The force is blowing me away." "Can you smell that?" "It stinks of vermin." "I'm getting a rash." "Go and turn that shit off." "Me?" "Excuse me, think you could turn the music down a bit, please?" "Got a problem?" "Can you turn it down?" "Cool move, man!" "Shit, man!" "You're not doing it properly." "Higher." "66." " He'll never manage." "Come to see Marco?" "Who let you in?" "I just wanted to tell you... that... I didn't manage them all." "Howmany?" "43." "Not bad for a start." "You're a great drawer." " Not really." "Well, I'd buy it ifl had any money." "Dreamer." "Bye." " Come on!" "Again." "Move your arses, girls!" "Are you deaf?" "." "This thing's heavy!" "Move!" "Your lad could train his muscles, too." "He should train his brains first." "Where to?" " Keep going, then right." "There." "Nowput it down." "Careful!" "I'm sure you're still a virgin, right?" " Me?" "No." "Don't worry." "I haven't had a girl either." "But I could've." "She would've done it with me." "At home." "All I had to do was say yes." "Without a condom or anything." "Sabrina Seifert from Bielefeld?" " No, not her, that conceited bitch." "Hey man, why do we always meet so late?" "Because I work, you twat." "Where do think I've been?" " Really?" "You work?" "Sausage factory, from six till two." "Brutal, man." "Who was that wicked chick?" "Witch." "Why?" "She looks really hot!" "Hey, man, that's my cigarette!" "Cigarettes, alcohol and drug abuse are a sign of weakness." "You're harsher than my father." "Here." "A diet plan?" "Lots of protein, little fat." "Lamb's lettuce with turkey." "Coddled egg." "is this from Women's Weekly?" "No, from my father." "He used to box." " Really?" "Your father was a boxer?" "Hands off!" "What?" "Why don't you live here?" "The flat's too small and my mum's busy enough." "And why are we here ifl may ask?" "That's why." "Because ofthat ugly thing?" "It's a real voodoo doll." "From a gypsy woman on Majorca." "How do you knowit's real?" " The day my mother bought it," "Tamara was at the buffet and sat down with us." "Who's Tamara?" "The witch who stole my dad from my mom." "O Satan, let this doll be Tamara." "Make her die." "My God!" "Minus point." "What?" "You used the name ofhim up there and insulted him down there." "What's going on here?" " Mum, we..." "We wanted to..." "Wejust needed to do something." "Have you gone nuts?" "For once I take a weekend off and what do you do?" "Throw everything into disarray." "With complete strangers." "Mum, wejust wanted to help you." "I don't need your help." "Mum." "No!" "No, you're disgusting." "Food's ready!" "Where are you going?" " To fetch another plate." "Don't bother, I'm not hungry." "Not feeling well?" "It's okay." "Not my day today." "Taste okay?" "I just wanted to ask you if you'd go out with me." "is that why you invited me out for ice cream?" " Yes. I mean no." "Notjust because ofthat." "I felt like ice cream." "Do you still talk with ghosts?" " No, not really." "Only when we've got a question." "And then only with Satan." "He's not like you think." "It's a misunderstanding." "He's notjust evil, he's also good." "He helps us." "Satan helps you?" "You wouldn't think so, but he does." "He's chosen us to help him in his battle." "His battle for world domination." "Battle for world domination?" "Want another?" "And what about your answer?" "I mean... to my question?" "No." "Isn't that the spaz from the pool?" "It's a sign." "Here's your chance to erase your minus point." "Just steal his damn motor." " The car?" "The keys are in his pocket." "Wicked." "Yes, please?" "May I use your loo?" "Sure, back there." "What's he doing?" "Going for a shit or what?" "I've won!" "75 euros!" "Jackpot!" "I knewl'd hit it today!" "How cool is that?" "You really did it!" "You deserve it!" "Step on it!" "Fight!" "All this is ours." "We'll be a special commando." "Guys for the really tough jobs." "Difficult missions and so on." "And when we've got nothing to do, we'll train our fighters in our own martial arts school." "We could do that in the old villa!" "And live there, too!" "Cool idea." "But with our own pool in the garden." "And servants who bring us cocktails." "An underground car park where our limos are." "And then:" "the three of us with white suits and sunglasses in a Cadillac cruising down the road and stopping at McDonald's." "Why McDonald's?" "In Bielefeld, that's where the coolest chicks used to chill all day!" "When we own the world, I'm not hanging out at McDonald's." "Why not?" "McDonald's is everywhere:" "Spain, Italy, Brazil... even Bielefeld has 100." "lfl end up looking like Frankenstein, you're dead." "Tim?" "Tim!" "What's the matter?" "What's going on here?" "Keep going!" "It looks crap like this." "I thought you went out to play football." "Us and football?" "Football is for brain-amputated nerds." "Your dad's coming back tomorrow, then we'll talk about things." "Hey, you've got a visitor." "What are you doing here?" "I reconsidered it." "Your question." "I think it could work after all." "Only with reservations, of course." "So, shall we go outside or stay here?" "Outside." "Help!" "Damn!" "Nicole!" "Let go!" "Let go of me, you tosser!" "Shit!" "Where've you been?" "I was looking for you everywhere!" "Where were you?" " ln there." "At the bar." "That bitch Jenny wanted me to get her a drink." "When I got back, she was making out with some guy." "I don't care." "She tasted of vomit anyway." "Tart with barf!" "Get it?" "Tart with barf." "What's wrong?" "Keep cool, pal." " l'm not your "pal", okay?" "Weakling." "What?" "All you think about is broads and screwing." "Screwing?" "I only masturbate." "So what?" "You're losing all of your energy that way, too!" "You're weakening all of us." "Always the bigmouth." "But when it really matters, you put your tail between your legs." "Spoilt mummy's boy." "Then do your shit without me." "Get lost!" "Just have a look at this." "They do great things there in the lovely countryside." "All sorts of sports." "Even baseball." "Excellent teaching." "You can think it over again." "Karin, we've talked about this." "There's nothing more to think about." "My God, this isn't a funeral." "Minus point." "Lie down." "Turn over." "Stop." "Wait." "I can't." "You don't need to be afraid." "Tina said it's always awkward the first time." "Aren't I pretty enough?" "Of course you are." "Very much so." "Then why don't you want to?" "Because I could lose my energy, and I can't let that happen." "Did Marco tell you this crap?" "It's up to you who you run after." "But I'd be careful ifl were you." "Marco is dangerous." "He'd kill his own mother if Satan told him to." "You don't knowMarco." "He'd never do that." "It's up to you who's more important." "Nowyou'll have to decide:" "Marco or me." "I've got to go." "Where've you been?" "Out." "Window cleaning with my dad." "Your old man will have to do that by himself soon anyway." "We're going down below." "Down below?" "." "What do you mean?" "Just what I said." "Like the real fighters." "They blowthemselves up here and land down there." "Then they get back up and pull offthe next thing." "Tim's in." "What about you?" "Sure, I'm in." "What about the big boss?" "is he okay with that?" "I mean, does he even want us?" "We'll sacrifice something to him." "Then he'll knowwe really mean it." "Mum?" " Yes?" "Do you believe in Him up there?" "God?" "Strange question." "Do I believe in God?" "Well..." "Not really." "But I do believe there's something..." "I mean... I do believe in that." "Good night." " 'Night." "It's almost time." ""Our Father, who art in Hell, celebrated be Thy name," "Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in Hell." "Give us this day our daily blood, and lead us into temptation, and deliver us from good." "As we will exterminate all the vermin, for Thine is the kingdom, the power and world domination for ever and ever." "Amen."" "Hold it up." "O Satan, may wejoin you?" "O Satan, what's the matter?" "O Satan, what have I done wrong?" "Answer me, damn it!" "Man, they've gone completely bonkers!" "Let's go!" "Die, you vermin!" "Hey Marco!" "By the way, regards from Ronnie." "He wishes you all the best in your battle for world domination with Satan." "Who told you?" "Ask your cocksucker." "He told Nicole all your crap to get her into bed." "But shejust cracked up laughing." "Right?" "Not him." "Richy." "Traitor!" "is it because ofthe girl?" "RlCHY calling" "Looks good." "Wait." "What do you want?" "I'm not allowed to talk to you." "I'll be out ofhere soon anyway." "Yeah, I can tell him, but I doubt he'll accept." "You were right about Marco." "That's why I wanted to ask you..." "Well... if we could try again." "Please." "Why here of all places?" "What's going on?" "What's this meant to be?" "Hold her!" " Help!" "Help!" "You're hurting me!" "The chair!" "Hurry up!" " Help." "Do it!" "Faster, man!" "Help, let me go!" "Quick, gag her!" "Now!" "." " Help!" "Shit!" "Are you sure she's a virgin?" "It's not enough!" "Keep going." "Do you still love the bitch?" "Say something." "lfl must, I'll carry on." "But I don't love her anymore." "Really." "There they are, the bastards." "Hit him!" "Can you feel that?" "It doesn't hurt at all." "Cool." "Timmy?" "Dear Nicole, Sorry about what we did to you." "I hope you'll understand one day." "We didn't want to hurt you." "Tim and Marco didn't want to either." "I know that." "I don't love you anymore." "That was the truth." "My love is gone, but I can't take it with me to where we're going anyway." "One day I'll return and make sure you and your family are provided for." "Then you'll see that despite me being evil," "I have honour nonetheless." "And thank you for kissing me." "Yours, Richy" "Subtitling by SUBS Hamburg MatthewWay, Carol Stichel"