"In the 16th year of Kang His Emperor Kang His got a weird disease" "He was lacking of strength and spirit" "He couldn't eat and sleep the doctors were helpless" "The emperor was dying he had no choice but took grass to kill pain" "You Majesty, do you feel it funny?" "Summon the Royal Magician" "Summon the Royal Magician" "Thank God" "If you can't help me" "I have to serve God then" "You Majesty is blessed by God" "Now, I have got 50 holy birds and hundreds of treatments" "May God bless you" "Tell me what you have in mind" "Your Majesty" "The informer has got secret massage for you" "Your Majesty we've got an armament book of betrayer Wu San Kwai" ""Invincible Time Adventure Wheel"?" "Your Majesty, it's the blessing of God" "Long life to Your Majesty" "The real king arrived" "The Phenix hasn't returned" "If there is a match of dragon and phenix not in the past and not in the present" "Not in the past and not in the present?" "What does the mean?" "Don't worry, we may use the" "Invincible Time Adventure Wheel to go to 300 years later get the real queen back to cure your illness" "Who should do this?" "I remember Your Majesty has a good friend he is smart and perverted and he is always lucky too" "He is the best guy to do it" "I have to make good choice tonight" "Don't let it be the Princess, no princess" "I want you tonight" "Tsang Yau..." "Please, don't make it be Princess" "If it is Princess, I will kill you" "Tsang Yau..." "The Princess will serve you tonight Your Excellency" "My God" "It is Tasng Yau" "I want you tonight" "Shit, I am dying" "Watch the door carefully" "His Excellency isn't there don't come in by force" "Don't do that, don't push me" "I haven't put on clothes yet" "You two are useless" "It's useless to pull me my clothes are so heavy" "I walk slowly, so what?" "I said I would go in" "Your Highness" "What do you mean by dressing like this?" "Nothing, because of seeing you so I dress decently" "Why don't you bring the shield together?" "Oh yes, you reminded me" "What are you looking?" "You will know it when you grow up" "Get out..." "Go to bed now" "Go yourself" "Let me help me" "Honey tell me what we are going to play tonight" "I will take care of you" "You'd take care of me" "What is stabbing me?" "It may kill, honey" "You are my husband, we want to make a new life tonight" "Your Highness..." "Your Excellency, come and receive the Royal Instruction" "His Excellency is busy it's Ok of not kneeling" "Here is the Royal Instruction" "Wai Siu Bo should now go to the palace to greet His Majesty" "Honey, I have no other choice" "I have to greet" "His Majesty now" "Ah Ford, prepare the sedan chair" "Wait, you should finish our matter first" "But it's man's duty to repay the country" "Maybe, I am useful in the coming mission" "Let's forget our affection first" "No, finish the matter first" "No, let me go to the palace first" "Finish our matter first" "Go to the palace first" "Let's finish it on the way to the palace" "Fine" "Ok" "Higher, higher, use more force..." "I have tried my best" "Honey, I am not satisfied I am waiting for you" "I am the perverted but handsome lady killer" "Wai Siu Bo long life to Your Majesty" "Get up please" "Thank you, Your Majesty" "You summoned me urgently may I know what happened?" "There is an important matter come and discuss it" "Your Majesty, from the taste your grass is not good enough" "Why not try this?" "From Thailand" "Ok, let me try this" "This is sent by Eunuch Chan" "You Majesty, don't take too much" "Please take care" "It's really great" "It'll get high easily" "It's boring, let's go out for a walk" "Fine" "I am too excited to exceed you" "Please forgive me" "Don't talk in this way" "Damn you something bothers me so much" "Please instruct me anything you want me to do for you" "I will try my best to do it" "Cut the crap, I take you as my best friend" "Now, I have a difficult task for you to handle it on my behalf" "If you are my friend you'd promise to do this for me" "I treat Your Majesty more than a friend" "I worship you as God" "Really?" "Especially it's the difficult time of your country" "No matter how hard is the job is I, Wai Siu Bo, will never scare" "Damn you" "You bastard, you always make use of your friendship" "The mission I mentioned is related to the" "Time Adventure Wheel" "That is the "Time Adventure Wheel"?" "It's very colorful, isn't it made by gold?" "It's like a tea pot" "Your Majesty" "What's the use of it?" "Can you explain it to me?" "It can bring you to 300 years later" "Why should I go to 300 years later?" "To find a wife" "I have got 7 wives I don't think I need anymore" "But what a pity that, I have none" "You are right, but none of my business" "Siu Bo, come and have my order" "Yes, Your Majesty" "What's wrong?" "Isn't it the invasion of the enemies?" "How to sit?" "Your Majesty the tea pot becomes carbon" "Your Majesty the wheel has just been tested but cause explosion" "It's become ashes now" "I can tell by looking at this" "Please forgives us, we've tried our best" "Well just forget this" "I hope to compensate" "The last one must be successful" "Set out the day after tomorrow" "Just make another try" "A try?" "Your Majesty my luck in gambling is very poor recently" "If you don't want to go..." "may I go myself?" "I've to go then" "Master, I don't know whether I can come back alive or not" "I treat you great food this time" "Enjoy it." "Don't waste it" "Hope you would bless me to be safe." "Please" "Master, you look good" "You must have fun, right?" "Your Excellency, time's up, let's play" "No." "I am not in good mood if you want to play, play me" "Yes" "I have to test whether the charm functions or not" "Scabies in the eyes, in front of the bed" "Why nobody appears?" "He will show up when I tell the charm" "He must have gone to the toilet" "Siu Bo, what are you looking for master?" "Master" "Nothing" "I just want to test whether the charm functions or not" "Damn you, why do you ask me for?" "I damn you!" "If there is nothing special, I am leaving" "See you" "Time's changed, Master is so rude too" "Raise the 7 lanterns" "Slowly, put it right here" "Hubby, how are you?" "Are you feeling bad?" "Give His Excellency some nutritious food" "Stop pretending, it won't harm" "I said, it would be alright, then it's alright" "Hubby, I have to give you something" "The Jade Busts?" "I want you to remember me only don't touch any other woman" "I have my own idea" "Sister, hubby is so weak" "Why not give him some help to ventilate his blood?" "Fine" "Help him up" "Use your power, but don't..." "Being taken care by the mistress" "His Excellency must be alright" "Hope His Excellency will recover soon" "Your Majesty, time's up" "Your Excellency, just face to North East turn 18'..." "Cut the crap just tell me how to get the queen" "Your Excellency you are blessed by the God" "The queen is born in March 9, at 3-5 am the year of wood." "A virgin" "Virgin?" "It's hard to distinguish from the appearance" "So, I have prepared a crystal bar for you" "When you touch the virgin bright golden light will be shown" "Really?" "How about bitch?" "It she is a bitch bright red light will be shown" "Siu Bo" "I am now giving you a Royal Sword and 3 boxes of jewels" "Try your best" "Thank you, Your Majesty" "Your Excellency, this way please" "Shut the door" "Wait!" "Your Majesty, you'd remember the thing you have promised me" "Shut the door..." "Wait, I want to piss" "Shut the door" "Let's go!" "Is this the world of 300 years advanced?" "It smells good" "What kind of dog is it?" "Don't chase after me" "Damn it, get lost" "Why am I here?" "Is he the one who saved me?" "He doesn't seem to be a bad guy" "Mainlander, raise up your legs" "Eat this first" "It's lucky of you to be saved by me from the toilet" "Otherwise, you would have been socked to death" "What place is it?" "Who are you?" "What place?" "This is the HQs of the" "Northern District of RHKPF..." "I'm kidding!" "I mean it's a common police station in Ma Ye Fat Village" "I am the station sergeant" "Everybody calls me Uncle Wah" "But those who don't know me they will call me police or Sir" "That's equivalent to your "Gong On" that's security officer" "You speak too fast, I can't understand all" "Can you repeat once?" "Not necessary can you explain what is a police?" "The one who keeps law and order" "Stop pretending in front of me" "I know you are an illegal immigrant" "Eat this bowl of noodle then I will take you back" "Back?" "Back to where?" "Who is the emperor?" "I want to discuss something with him" "Emperor?" "That is the emperor" "A foreigner?" "That means the Ching Dynasty was finished" "Ching Dynasty?" "You idiot" "Is the Heaven and Earth Society still the first society in the world?" "The No.1 society in Hong Kong is the Royal HK Jockey Club" "Jockey Club?" "So I have to visit it" "You are wonderful but you don't have any I.D. card" "What is I.D. card?" "Cut the crap" "I have to take you back before Chiu's return" "Ah Chiu is difficult to handle" "He will drive crazy when seeing the Mainlander" "What is meant by drive crazy?" "Just look at me, and then you'll know it" "Master?" "Master!" "No one can save you this time" "Mainlander" "Master, I am glad you are here" "This is the suit always dream of" "Why can't buy this in the toy's shop?" "Tell me, tell me" "Master, what'd I tell you?" "Tell me..." "Ah Chiu, don't be so impulsive" "What am I going to tell you?" "Why don't you tell?" "What am I going to tell you?" "You'd ask me first" "Tell me why can't I get this suit in the toy's shop?" "This is my daily dress" "Master, where is your pig tail?" "It's hidden underneath" "Mainlander don't you think this gun is fake?" "Where do you come from?" "I am not a mainlander" "Tell me, tell me now or I'll shoot you to death" "I mean it, I am not kidding" "Ah Chiu, you will drag me down" "In fact, Sha Tau Kok is not bad" "The air is fresh, the job is easy" "Don't dream of being transfer red to the city" "If you don't listen to me" "I will commit suicide in front of you" "Ok, let me help you" "You can't even make it" "Uncle Wah, why do you play firecracker early in the morning?" "It's not firecracker it's farting competition" "All the things are broken" "Nothing, nothing" "Why don't you do the normal procedures now?" "Stop arguing, let me say something first" "Your case is not serious than mine" "Uncle Wah, listen to me..." "Stop, one by one, tell slowly" "Uncle Wah I want a divorce with my husband" "Ah Chiu, come and help" "You can't blame me" "I hit you because I want to help you indeed" "Chan Kan Nam, are you my master?" "Now, only two of us are here you may tell me frankly" "What?" "I am Siu Bo" "You are Siu Lo Bo, I am Siu Chi Cha" "The Iron Teacher asked me to beat you up" "How is your hand?" "I tell you, I hate Mainlanders" "Why do I hate Mainlanders because..." "Nothing special, I love beating" "Where can I find the girls?" "This way it's not a problem of not following me" "I hate people walk here and there when I am talking" "You made me feel annoyed" "Just some old grannies" "Did I come a wrong place?" "You are sick!" "What did you stab me with?" "What am I up to?" "I hate louse most in my life" "It's not a problem of being itchy but shaving hair is not lucky" "Today, the temperature of the sea is 25'C with mild wind from SE..." "Are you ready?" "Cut the crap, I am treating you good" "I will let you go this time" "Take care" "Where is the road?" "Down below is the sea" "Swim back to China" "I don't know swimming" "Then fly" "I don't know flying too" "Do you think I am easily bribed?" "Don't you think you can get rid of me that easily?" "See you, Mainlander" "Uncle Wah, you know, I am too lonely" "Don't learn on me so many people will pass by" "My sex life with my hubby is not satisfactory" "I want to divorce with him and follow you then" "I won't bother you, I want to take a rest" "Loan Shark Hung is looking for you" "Shit!" "Your hubby is looking for you you know?" "Really?" "I am leaving, Uncle Wah, bye bye" "Bye Bye..." "Pal, some illegal immigrants are hiding in Sai Kung Ship Factory" "I will go and arrest them tonight" "Call your boss ask him to send some help for me" "I will achieve something this time" "Where can we get help?" "We may get some cows, they are outside" "Damn you!" "Chiu, your information is fake" "If you want to achieve something fix these files first" "Damn!" "Chiu, these files are all about you" "For these, they complain you of not paying your debts" "Damn!" "Ah Chiu" "Enough, don't complain against me anymore" "How can you be my boss?" "How can you be my fellow?" "Go and do your soapy show" "Go and act Ah So" "You love gambling so much do you have any planning?" "Uncle Wah, let's go for a movie?" "I've bought the tickets" "See you at 7 pm, outside the cinema" "I can't help of being so handsome" "Oh, brother Kei and brother Shui" "I am sorry, wrong information" "I have found a wrong place sorry for bothering" "Why don't you ask Chiu to come up?" "Brother Choi you seldom play in the Fun Land" "I come to you on behalf of 7 casinos 9brothelsof YauTsimDistrict" "The sum, total is $150,000" "If you don't have money leave your organs" "I am the outstanding police  the image designer of the Special Unit" "Give me face" "I will give your mom face" "My mom wants to send her regards to you too" "Don't push me" "Where do you get this stuff from?" "Brother Choi, I am not fooling you you can take anything of mine" "But this, my treasure which worth 4 millions, you can't take away" "I will live and die with this jade" "If you want to take it away you'd give me some cash" "I can't tell it's so important to you" "You will live and die with this jade, right?" "go to hell then" "It hurts" "Who threw me with this?" "It hurts" "Which bastard did it?" "Brother Hung, he is the bastard" "I am sorry, brother Hung" "Brother Hung, sister in law" "Sister in law" "$100,000" "I said $100,000, that is $100,000" "You needn't that much she is slightly hurt only" "$100,000 is enough for plastic surgery too" "It's me who gives you the sum" "What?" "This jade is more that $100,000" "You are expert in jade" "Ask Brother Hung to add some more" "Cut the crap" "Hung said $100,000, that's $100,000" "Let's make it a deal" "Thank you Brother Hung why just $50,000?" "You should pay the medical fee of my wife" "It's fair, very fair it's an advantage of taking him as boss" "It's hard to find another one in this world you'd be obedient" "Brother Choi" "Shut up!" "Don't fool me, brother Choi" "This is for you" "Brother Hung, this is the interest" "If there is any more antique bring it to me at once" "No need of waiting" "I am going to take my granny to you now" "See you, boss" "How dare you false impersonated my master  push me to the sea!" "Luckily the waves brought me to the shore" "If I see that skinny again" "I will teach him a good lesson" "Not here?" "Someone is here" "Let's see that skinny is here or not" "Let's see that skinny is here or not" "It's so big" "Undress?" "Even the trousers too?" "Bathing?" "Great!" "Fantastic!" "Turn, turn..." "Thief, a thief has broken into the village somebody help..." "I am despicable." "I am cheap..." "I don't mind you hating me, beating me or castrating me..." "Even, raping me" "Pal, what are you bull-shitting?" "Please let me go first do whatever you like" "Are you telling the truth?" "I know, even my death won't compensate anything" "It's really great" "So white and smooth..." "It won't compensate the injuries of this pretty girl" "So I decided... to leave this place of sorrow" "Wait you should set us free first" "Come back, set us free" "Before I leave" "I will disclose a big secret of this village" "What?" "I want to divorce because I want to get uncle Wah only" "Right, I've plastic surgery of my busts it's been over 10 years" "Quiet!" "Shut up!" "The secret is, there is a... treasure in this village" "Really?" "Tell me then" "What's the matter?" "How can you trust such lies?" "The treasure is hidden somewhere around the mountain" "You should discover it yourself" "May I dig it out and send it to your home?" "You should do it yourself, you idiot" "Dismiss!" "Jewels" "I am rich now" "It's true, there is treasure we are going to be rich" "Don't you think I am a hawker of selling fish balls?" "go and dig separately" "Let's go on digging" "Go, hurry up..." "Master Bo..." "Brother Chiu" "Master Bo" "Can't you go to sleep?" "Brother Chiu" "Master Bo..." "Do you mean to let me go?" "Did you push me to the sea?" "Master Bo... 180' Whirlwind Wonder Kick" "Please don't..." "Chiu, what's happened?" "Ah Chiu has fallen to the sea" "Don't you think it's my palm?" "Shut up, Ah Chiu looking for treasure in the sea" "Go on digging" "I hate others pushing me to the sea from my back" "Look at you you are all wet, you are trembling" "Dry your body first" "Thank you" "Brother Bo, there is dust on your face" "I have clean it for you" "Brother Bo, are there any more treasure?" "Are you poor?" "No, I don't mean it" "I am going to wash the underpants for you" "Master Bo, is the noodle delicious?" "You are Chinese" "I am Chinese too" "Maybe, we are one family in future" "Let's be good friends we are Mainlanders too" "You are Mainlander, I am Chinese" "Mainlander, Chinese we are upper class too" "The jade which we are all eyes is a valuable jade, you know?" "My friend gave $100,000 for it" "You are obedient" "I will take you as my fellow" "Great, thank you master Bo" "What advantage do I have?" "It's too generous of you" "But you should promise 3 conditions first" "Ok, no problem" "I will take care of your living but you should obey me" "No problem" "How about the 2nd condition?" "You'd find a virgin for me" "It's quite difficult, but I will try my best" "How about a virgin boy?" "Third..." "No problem, no problem" "You should not be that troublesome" "Alright!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Where are you?" "I am here, Master Bo" "What are the favorites of the girls nowadays?" "Money, or flower" "Do you want me to massage for you?" "Fine, what is massage?" "Wonderful scenery" "Good morning Miss" "Oh, it's you" "Yes!" "What are you coming for?" "I want to make friends with you" "Go now, scumbag" "The cheque" "Go now!" "Do you want me to go?" "Do you want to go against money?" "You are idiot" "What is meant by idiot?" "Chiu, why did you piss everywhere?" "I pissed!" "Don't you think it was shitting?" "Master Bo, why don't you talk to me?" "Why do you have a long face?" "A wrong road" "I have arranged wonderful programmers for you" "Let's eat the shushi first and then play TV games, and then skating" "Master just fix him as you like" "Anyway, make him like a human being" "Fine!" "What are you doing?" "You can't cut it" "It's unlawful in Ching Dynasty" "I can't let you cut it" "Don't keep it, cut it" "I have warned you, go to hell" "I have warned you, why do you still cut it?" "How about queue?" "Fine!" "Just make a pig tail" "This is the busiest place in HK Tsim Sha Tsui" "There are many shopping centers many pedestrians many taxi, many police" "Many jewel shops, many poles many bars..." "In Tsim Sha Tsui East there are many people kissing" "Kissing" "Yes, do you know kissing?" "Does it need money?" "If not, let's go and try" "Some does and some doesn't" "You can't find the queen in such a hurry" "Before getting her, you live in my place" "About the living expense you'll be responsible" "I have no idea, we are buddies, right?" "Your home is so simple" "I can't sleep if no one serves me" "You need money to look for the Queen" "This cheap stuff costs 2 or 3 hundred dollars" "Give it to me" "Ok, take it" "Taxi fare is very expensive" "I want to look for her in Kowloon" "Undress it, undress it" "Take them" "It's enough to go to Shenzhen" "Thank you" "You're stupid" "I have heard that the taxi fare starts from $9" "Isn't it true?" "It's true" "Are you hurt?" "Don't pretend to be hero" "What good stuff do you provide today?" "Nothing, just common stuff" "It's the gallstone of Princess Cheung Ping of Ming Dynasty" "Let me measure it for you" "How dare you cheat me again?" "Up to you, the amount is alright!" "I will take the prepuce of Kang His for mortgage" "Alright!" "Ok man!" "Give me a five!" "Hey, Big Eyes" "Come in!" "I've got the queen you want" "I have bought the hot lemon water for you too" "I have to work, put it down first" "You are working hard" "So ugly, I wonder, it won't be her" "I saw her once in the nightclub" "How long should we take to learn this subject?" "About 2 to 3 years!" "2 to 3 years?" "Get lost" "No problem!" "What kind of soap you are using?" "lts taste is good" "I won't tell you" "Antiseptic Liquid?" "No!" "Toilet cleaning powder?" "Go to hell!" "Shit!" "You dragged me down" "Stay calm, there is only one machine out of work, I'll repair soon" "All are on strike!" "I am going to call the masters here" "Damn you..." "You are wise you know I have got some trouble" "The case you asked me to investigate is going to be Ok" "Really?" "In half years time" "I am sure I can get the news" "How can you clam this as the words told by a human being?" "Can't you wait for 6 months?" "Damn you!" "Let's run for our lives" "Next" "Are you Miss Chung please show me your hand" "Right hand do you mind holding my stuff?" "What stuff?" "This is the one I mentioned" "Thank you" "Cheap guy!" "You may go now" "I will call you tonight" "I have a night shift, let me look for you ok?" "Ok!" "Next" "Are you Miss Wong, hold it" "Why is it green?" "It's not red nor gold what does that mean?" "It's fixed" "Have you been taken any advantage by others?" "No, but I have drunken once" "When I woke up I discovered that I lost my virginity" "I haven't found it back yet" "Have you called the police?" "No!" "So, you are not a virgin?" "Idiot, are there so many virgins?" "Go and search in the kindergarten" "You are idiot" "She is right" "Next" "Sorry" "No need to apologise" "Where is the file?" "Go and check it" "Should it be that tough?" "You are tough too" "File!" "Where is the file?" "Don't check the files, fix little brother first" "Give me the files what do you want to know?" "What's wrong with that table?" "The beauty is from Thailand" "The meat of Thailand is delicious too" "The durian of Thailand is even great" "Yes" "Ah Chiu, I want to go out" "Master Bo..." "Do you have anything for me to play?" "Yes" "You have wonderful skill" "Miss, we always meet each other remember?" "Where are you going?" "It smells sweet, have you just bathed?" "What kind of soap do you use?" "Are you still alive?" "Siu Ha, are you going out of the village?" "Really?" "Dead?" "Whenever I see you, I want to die" "You have honey lips" "It is smart too" "How do you know?" "How do you feel?" "Where are you going to?" "Take me for a ride please" "Are you leaving me alone?" "I am dying for running a long time" "Don't follow me" "I don't want it either" "But I can't help meeting you" "I think, I have fallen for you" "But I don't have any good impression of you, but hatred" "Don't worry, I'm confident to make you change your mind" "I will make you loving me" "I won't be in love with a dog" "Why do you say yourself is a dog?" "The trousers are pretty" "It smells good" "Honey, who is this guy?" "He is Siu Ha I mentioned to you some times ago" "Oh, it's her you have made a clever choice" "You are lovely" "Is he your new boyfriend?" "No exactly" "He is my future husband" "You can't find any better but you needn't find the worst one" "No, it's matched" "Really matched" "Pal, how can you insult me in the public area?" "So what?" "The one next to you doesn't seem to be great" "She has bad breath" "You are right?" "I said you, bitch!" "Say once more if you have guts" "Since you like me to do it, we'll do it" "You are common  with bad breath" "You..." "Let's don't discuss with such uncivilized man" "Let's go over there" "Honey, let's go up to see the clothes" "Go there yourself I will wait for you right here" "Bastard!" "How is it?" "When will you be free?" "I want to take your life" "Honey, I was attacked" "Honey, it's not reasonable they hurt you seriously" "What's the hell!" "How can you beat her so seriously?" "Who asked her to look at me?" "How can you stayed with the long hair triad" "You'll be sold to brother sooner or later" "You are shameless, you are cheap" "Why did you hit her?" "It's a must for beating him" "How dare you hit me too" "Go now!" "Why do you hold my hand?" "Nothing, I feel dizzy, come and help me" "I have to sue you" "Let's start everything from New York" "The foreigner's land?" "It's New York Cinema" "The cinema of the foreigner?" "It's a love story" "He said he would treat me the way that guy treats the leading lady" "Never ending love." "Never separate" "Pal, is it fish?" "Is it fresh?" "Of course it is" "Steamed it please" "Cut it slim, no, it's too thick" "Steamed?" "What?" "You are too poor" "More than that, he found me he said he wanted to engage with me" "But, the night before engagement we've not yet made up our minds" "What is it?" "Toro" "Put it in the hot water for a while" "I don't like eating non-cooked food" "You idiot!" "That's too much" "Yes, he is beast" "May I be excused" "Her life is so poor" "But, you have to court her too" "Luckily, I have brought this bottle "Perverted for 7 days" with me" "How can you escape from me?" "Why not perverted for half month?" "It'll perverted anyway" "Mister, the cooked toro" "Thank you!" "You bastard, I have been busy searching the queen for you" "But you hide up and eat" "You wasted my effort" "Well, let me repay... repay you money, Ok?" "Ok, let me eat this" "No" "Miss, are you alright?" "Oh, you are courting girl it can be forgiven" "Siu Ha, what's the matter?" "Are you sick?" "Feeling dizzy?" "You must have though too much" "Let me take you for a rest" "You must have too much sorrow" "Drink some..." "There was a cup right here" "Shit!" "What're you doing?" "I have taken your soft drink only" "No, everything is finished" "You will be dead meat!" "Am I dying?" "I will gain few hundred thousands again" "You leave first, I will pay the bill" "You'd be dead meat!" "I want a pock-chop rice with egg more pork chop, egg  rice" "You want 2 orders, right?" "Will you come to my home for a while?" "It's too late, make it another day" "Another day?" "Sister Ha in fact, our stories are almost the same" "That's why I have guts to..." "Shit, you go home first" "I have to take a look at Chiu" "Be careful!" "I want to kiss your face which is as smooth as the egg tart" "I want it!" "I am dying!" "Ah Chiu" "Help, what did I eat?" "it becomes so big!" "Your dick was like a pen in the past" "Cut the crap, now, there are 2 methods 1 st, find a girl" "Or, I will push the poison out by using my Kung-fu" "Come on!" "Don't go!" "Ah Chiu, what are you doing?" "No, I am a man" "Chiu, don't!" "Let me find you a woman" "Has the ambulance arrived yet?" "my friend is almost beaten to death" "Beat me, if it goes on like this" "I don't want to be alive" "You bastard, shut up" "How dare you use that to stab my ass?" "Don't you think I mean it?" "Other than ass, where can you get another hole from your body?" "Damn you" "Yuen Chun, he is the Kung-fu master I employed from Russia" "I have an important mission" "That is, you two should go to 300 years later, to kill Wai Siu Bo" "You can't fail in this mission" "Yes" "I have made up my mind the queen is a woman" "In Hong Kong, night club is a place which is filled with women" "That's good, don't lie to me" "In the nightclub, it's full of fun" "If you don't take care you will be drowned by the women" "Master Bo, are you very tired?" "No, I am afraid of throwing up" "You are right where have the beauties gone?" "Master, what's wrong with you?" "I understand..." "Manager" "What's the matter, Sir?" "Master Bo, be patient" "Manager, the girls..." "Any problem?" "They are not qualified what shall I do then?" "Let me change them for you" "That's too good, change you too" "Babies, let's go" "Sorry, I am really sorry" "I have nothing to throw up soon" "Have they gone?" "Almost" "Boss, are you satisfied with them?" "I am dying, I am dying" "Boss, enjoy yourself, I am leaving" "Manager, come over here" "Boss, what's up are they not good?" "You may change them again and again" "No, I don't mean it" "Please ask the damn guy get out of here" "Which damn guy?" "Brother Chiu?" "Yes" "Brother Chiu..." "Brother Chiu" "What's the matter?" "Bo said, he wanted that bastard to leave here" "Which damn bastard?" "That's you" "Be smart, maybe he wants to discuss something with you" "Fine!" "Master Bo, enjoy yourself" "Go and serve Master Bo now" "Manager, what's is matter?" "You are bad why haven't you come in these days?" "How can you complain me?" "You are disgusting your friend loves fooling around" "He takes 5 together!" "Let's wait and see when he gets sex disease" "Brother Choi" "Who are you?" "Why don't you knock first?" "I know him" "My friend." "We are good friends" "Cut the crap, you seem like dying" "Why don't you serve me don't you think I am invisible?" "Come out!" "Cut the crap if you've no money" "I won't mind you beating him" "But you can't take the girls away" "Forget it, life is valuable stay away from AIDS" "You are right" "So, I have to stay away from you you are gay" "How do you know that I am gay?" "What are you looking?" "It's rather big!" "Uncle, haven't you seen such a big hair in your life?" "It's not like hair from a close look" "Not any hair is of this color" "But, it's too narrow, it won't be..." "Damn you!" "I didn't freeze you what's wrong with you?" "Fire little sausage" "Where is it?" "Wait, it's right here" "What's the matter?" "To achieve to the society work for the people, work for yourself" "To stay in bed with women you need 2 things" "Hide it!" "Do you want to get sex disease?" "What is it?" "Sex disease" "Let me help you" "No, thanks, I will handle it myself" "It's tasteless!" "I have nearly forgotten you should taste it too" "No, no..." "If anything happens" "I can't take care of you" "Come on, do it accordingly or I won't give you money" "The rich man is always weird" "Wait, let's change" "What's the matter?" "You eat happily yours must be more delicious" "Stop playing, let us do it" "No, if you were the queen" "I would be executed" "Try this" "You'll be satisfied" "You must try, hold this thing first" "Not this!" "Which one?" "The thinner one" "What for?" "Red?" "So she is a bitch" "Don't you think a virgin will follow you to such a place?" "Come on" "Not the queen, that means I can screw her" "Tonight is quiet" "Look, who are they?" "Go and check" "Pal, what are you doing here?" "Where do you come from?" "Do you have I.D.?" "I.D.?" "If not, I have to arrest you" "Hello?" "Shit..." "No one is called "Shit"" "Ah Chiu" "Ah Chiu?" "Ah Chiu is out" "Damn it!" "Pal, it's none of my business for Chiu is out" "If you want to scold me you've to go back to 300 years ago" "I am coming" "Coming?" "I won't scare you" "I am now by the door" "Now?" "The door?" "That soon" "Open the door now" "Fine" "Chiu?" "Why don't you ring the bell?" "Why don't you talk clearly?" "If you were forced to eat 5 durians you would speak unclearly too" "The one you want is here" "Why do you point at me with this?" "We don't know each other" "Don't push, or I will counter attack" "Brother Hung, if you want to look for me just page me" "You needn't ask so many buddies to search for me" "You bastard, you come to me when you have no money" "You don't repay your debt but fooling around" "I don't mind that but how dare you take the woman of my buddie" "You lost  you used some dirty stance to fool my buddy" "It's almost a week haven't been eaten by ants?" "Brother Hung how dare I fool your buddy?" "You are my benefactor?" "Cut the crap, fix it for my buddy now" "Fine" "Master Bo" "What's the matter?" "To set him free" "Be careful, slowly..." "Set him free" "Move quickly" "Finish it then we may go" "Hurry up, don't look, that's sister-in-law" "What?" "What are you looking?" "I saw a crab catching a rat it's funny" "The rat is called Mickey" "What crab is that?" "Fat crab" "Beat him" "May I know your name?" "Congratulation" "Just call me Siu Bo" "Master Bo, from now on, follow me, no" "I follow you" "Kidding?" "Siu Hung" "Brother Hung, we are buddies." "Don't talk like that" "Your business is my business too" "No, no!" "You should listen to what I said" "Is she sister-in-law?" "Yes...!" "Hello?" "Wish you ever lucky!" "Hello, I am Siu Ha what are you doing now?" "I am making love" "What?" "I said, Ah Chiu is watching the blue tape" "Let me lower the volume of the TV first" "Turn off the TV" "He doesn't want to turn it off" "Well, can you come out?" "Not now" "When?" "When will you come out?" "I think I can come out soon" "Coming, coming..." "It's quiet, have you turned off the TV?" "Coming out now?" "7 th Madam, hurry up" "You should think something" "You want to search for us in such a hurry what's the matter?" "Stop quarrelling" "Ng San Kwai sent someone to kill our hubby" "Shit, he is now in great danger" "Think some solution" "Stop, Shang's Kung-fu is the best among us" "So, I decided to go with Shang to protect hubby" "It hasn't boiled yet" "Let me take a look, don't move" "I forgot to use the power" "Your handkerchief is not in the proper position" "I used too much power" "It's boiled, isn't it great?" "Don't you think I didn't see you connecting the plug with your toes?" "You won't understand come on, let's eat" "I bought your favorite cuttle fish" "Can you remember what day is today?" "What day?" "It's Friday" "It's about me" "What a coincidence!" "Your period comes..." "You are disgusting" "It's comfortable, once more" "If you kill me no one will celebrate your birthday" "You said you'd arrange an unforgettable birthday party for me" "I did nothing, isn't it special enough?" "Not even a present!" "You cheated me" "Of course!" "This is sent by the Emperor not very much expensive" "You look pretty today" "Was I ugly yesterday?" "No, you are always" "Today is your birthday" "I have to kiss you for celebration" "I mean, I want to borrow some money from you, with high interest" "What does that mean?" "I mean a wet kiss" "It's disgusting" "No, it's not disgusting, it quenches thirst" "Come on" "You, tiny guys in strange suits what do you want?" "How dare you screw my life?" "You're Brother Hung when did screw your wife?" "Don't you think you dress like this and then it'd be Ok?" "Do you want to freeze me?" "I want to stab your eyes" "Siu Bo" "Take care of her!" "Don't move" "I found an underwear from my wife's handbag, which is not mine" "Why are you still laughing?" "Why not take it as an extra one?" "I asked someone to watch my wife she really has an affair" "How can you deny?" "Right." "I won't do secret matters" "The underwear is mine I seduced the wife of Hung too" "Sister-in-law is so hot and sexy tell me which man isn't willing to make friends with this sex idol?" "Tell me" "What?" "Do you want to screw the wife of Hung?" "Yes!" "..." "No!" "He said yes too" "Boss, I don't mean it, he is fooling me" "Why don't you tell me frankly?" "Anyway, it's guilty to seduce the wife of others" "You are wrong, she is the wife of you not the wife of "others"" "I couldn't control myself, I promise not next time" "Idiot, we are buddies, right?" "Wife is like a dress, right?" "You are right buddies should wear the same clothes" "No room for rented, go now" "Brother Hung don't hurt the innocent people" "She comes to rent the room" "Siu Bo" "Bring him in let him see me how to make love" "Forget it, I will be scared" "How dare he screw the woman of Hung he'll chopped into pieces" "The fellows of Brother Hung?" "you screwed my woman in this bed" "I'll take revenge in this bed too" "Brother Hung, don't hurt her" "She didn't seduce your woman it's me who did it" "Why don't you screw me... oh no no no..." "She is cheap, don't waste your time" "Cheap?" "If so, let me shoot her to death" "No... she is cheap in front of other people but in front of you she is changed from cheap to sexy" "Undress, now" "Brother Hung..." "Undress, hurry up" "Go" "After them" "Go now" "Jump!" "Want dying?" "Sorry, it's a little bit ruined" "Go now" "Brother Hung" "Leave now, forget about me" "Jump, quick" "Ah Chiu" "Get in" "After them" "Uncle Wah, Uncle Wah..." "What are you screaming for?" "What's happened?" "Siu Ha, get something for him to bite" "Uncle Wah, help me to turn him over" "Who dares to shoot the police?" "It hurts..." "Don't worry, it's alright" "Bite it!" "Don't worry, I will use my power to force the bullet out" "Let me take the stuff" "Not necessary, it's alright" "His fart is really great" "This is normal" "I don't feel well, I have to take medicine" "Fine" "Will you force his shit out if you keep on pushing him?" "Maybe" "Do you enjoy it?" "I can't feel anything for it's too fast" "Your first time?" "How do you know it?" "I can tell from your ass." "It's red" "What a shame" "Don't appreciate me" "I won't" "Will you be mad at me?" "Idiot, we are friends" "Go to hell!" "What are you doing?" "Why didn't you ask me to seduce Hung's woman with you?" "Let me make a date on next Tuesday, Ok?" "I am afraid I haven't recovered yet" "Well, I may substitute you" "Uncle Wah, Ha fainted" "Uncle Wah, take care of Ah Chiu" "I am going for Siu Ha" "Ah Chiu..." "Ah Chiu, how are you?" "Give way" "The eyes turn white and your hands are so cold" "Give away... or she can't breath" "Go out... go out..." "If not, I will rape every one of you" "What a fantastic idea" "Stay calm I am using my interior power to cure you" "You didn't talk, but how can listen to you?" "Because I am talking to you with my heart" "We can hear the opposite part without talking" "You know special power?" "It's Kung fu" "I have told you I came from Ching Dynasty" "Don't look at me like this or I will drive crazy easily" "Attractive... don't look, it will drive me crazy" "But I have to take a look" "It's too exciting" "Siu Bo, are you alright?" "Nothing special, I have lost some blood only, it's no big deal" "Siu Bo..." "Are you feeling better?" "It hurts" "Aren't you feeling well?" "Yes, my whole body is not alright" "Here, here, and here every parts of the body" "Are you sick?" "Yes, I don't know why, I don't feel well" "Are you coming from Ching Dynasty?" "I can give you proofs" "If not, how can I know freezing a man?" "I won't care I have to make use of this chance" "I love you, let's have a kiss" "And take this chance..." "I tell you, I can screw you now" "Although I wish to" "I don't have guts to do so" "Because..." "I respect you" "I..." "love you" "Why don't you go now?" "Why should I pretend to be decent?" "I should have screwed her" "Siu Bo" "How can I face myself of not screwing her?" "You..." "What are you doing?" "I want..." "What do you want?" "I want..." "Good morning are you making my breakfast?" "Do you want to eat toothpaste?" "It seems that you haven't done that for 300 years" "Don't misunderstand I am always like that..." "I am that poor" "Are you hungry let me buy you some food" "How can I bother you?" "Why don't you go now?" "What?" "You are bad" "Troublesome" "The woman is troublesome" "The door is not locked why can't remember it?" "Forget the money?" "Hubby" "Oh shit!" "Hubby, do you miss me?" "I miss you everyday" "Really?" "Yes" "How can you live in such place?" "Yes" "Have you looked for any other woman?" "I dare not" "Have you visited the brother?" "No, the modern people dislike such things" "Are you tired?" "How can you solve your need alone?" "What need?" "Use my hands" "Right or left?" "Both hands" "What a hard job for them" "They are willing to do so" "Who is that woman?" "Who is it?" "That one" "She is the mother of my room-mate Ah Chiu" "She passed away" "Dead?" "What is this?" "This is..." "What is it?" "Bra" "They love wearing it in rainy days" "They want to collect the rain with this to quench thirst" "I see" "When the rain is heavy, use big one when it's small, use small one" "If there is no rain, no need of wearing it" "Hubby we have come for more than a month" "So what?" "We watch TV ads all day" "I love watching TV ads when I come here" "Don't you know I am ignorant?" "They called this as bra" "Honey" "Don't use the Eagle's Claw to beat me" "Don't!" "Stay calm" "I will be dead, honey, don't mess up" "Come and collect the fax" "What fax?" "The queen you want" "The queen?" "Is she pretty?" "That's too old" "Do you want to fool me?" "The one coming next is the true one" "Siu Ha..." "You went to bed with Siu Bo yesterday..." "Why do you ask in such a direct way?" "Shit, from your bitchy smile you two must have some relationship" "You will be regretted" "I won't" "But Siu Bo will" "Siu Bo won't, I treat him that nice" "You can't fall for Siu Bo" "Why?" "Don't you fall for me?" "No!" "I think so, if you fell for me you would have fallen at the beginning" "Are you gay?" "Idiot, I am not" "A police may be gay" "You are right" "You admit too" "Idiot" "Look, your legs spread don't you deny you aren't gay?" "I always go riding" "I saw you in bubble bath" "Does it imply gay?" "I love bubble bath since I was a child" "I don't allow gays enter my house" "I have to find Siu Bo" "Siu Bo" "Help, murder!" "It must be illusion" "You love Siu Bo too much so there is illusion" "You saw that too?" "Be frank, I am gay" "I love Siu Bo too much so I have the illusion too it's too complicated" "I have to wake myself up" "I said it is illusion" "No one is inside" "It's not sinful to fall for a guy but don't lose your mind" "Let's go" "Help!" "Brother, please control yourself it will dirty the place of Siu Ha" "I think so, but I can't control them" "Are you that great?" "You must be an actress" "Master Bo, how much is charged for hiring them to take pictures?" "I just want to know the price" "I want you to give me an answer" "Hubby, I want you to explain" "Let me introduce..." "She is my wife" "If I tell you she is a hooker will you believe?" "How can a hooker have such good body?" "If I tell you she is a hooker will you believe?" "How can a hooker have such good body?" "You are right" "Be frank you two are having relations with me" "About what relationships" "I can't figure it out now" "Hubby, who is this guy?" "One more, this one is worse that them" "Since I couldn't figure it out now let's take this break to have meal" "Forget it, youth loves fooling around" "I know you love fooling around" "Why did you hit my hubby?" "Shang" "Siu Ha..." "What are you doing?" "Do you want to kill her?" "Why don't you chase?" "Of course not, there is one and two are here" "I should stay here" "You are right!" "I have some matters to bother you" "The queen you want me to search for I have got her now" "Thank you" "The queen!" "He is like master" "Miss, I can do what Siu Bo can do" "Maybe, I can do better why don't you try?" "Try him!" "I can handle both of you" "Siu Ha..." "Siu Ha" "Where is she?" "Siu Ha" "Shit, the queen is missing what should I do then?" "Siu Ha" "Why are you have?" "Be frank are you married?" "Siu Ha, you run so fast" "Right, I am married but this is not important" "You have married more than once" "Yes, but this is not important too" "You deceived me right, but this is not important too" "Most important of all you have to save the life of the emperor" "He should look for a doctor, not me" "You are asked to be the queen" "I feel sick" "Mister this jade is well kept" "It's perfect wonderful jade" "Yes, it is" "Let me have a look of that" "Mister, you are an antique buyer you needn't wear such clothes" "How can you get this Jade bust?" "Mister, you are really smart it's just been sold by a youth" "It's made in Ching Dynasty" "For people in Ching Dynasty concubines are common" "Shit, I have screwed the queen" "I would be executed" "Master Bo, how many wives do you have?" "We envy you so much of having 2 wives" "7?" "Really?" "Plus her, total 8" "Can you give me one?" "I don't want the one with the sword" "I love the one with a hat her skin is so smooth" "Go to hell!" "Idiot!" "Sorry, maybe, give me Siu Ha" "it's not bad for hubby to marry some more girls" "It's hard for one woman to serve a man" "You haven't been to Ching Dynasty why don't you go for a visit?" "Look, my clothes are pretty" "Look at you" "Hubby, it's almost ready" "Well..." "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "Hubby, what's the matter?" "What do you want?" "How dare you let a princess beg you?" "do give me some face" "You don't even want to be the queen what do you want then?" "Protect the queen" "Shang, you handle him" "Block her way" "Yes" "Don't panic, let me handle this" "He doesn't scare bullet protect the queen to leave here first" "The Royal Sword!" "It's short but it can kill" "Shit, Siu Bo having trouble" "Don't panic, I will help!" "Hubby Siu Bo" "He can't handle it" "Hide up first" "I am leaving, his head is too hard" "Luckily we haven't stepped on the glass" "Go to hell!" "go to hell!" "Control yourself, Your Highness don't be that impulsive" "Don't pull me!" "If you go out who will protect Her Highness and... me?" "Wonderful!" "Don't go, don't go!" "Kneel down!" "Shang" "How is it?" "Do I need to pull it out?" "Pull it out or stab in?" "Help her!" "Haven't you gone?" "You can't go you can't defeat them, let's go" "It's like an echinus" "Protect the queen" "Fine!" "I asked them to leave only I don't mean you" "It's useless for me to stay me" "Ask my master to adhere you now" "Abracadabra!" "No, not like this, watch me" ""Scabies in the eyes, in front of the bed"" ""Scabies in the eyes, in front of the bed"" "How is it?" "It's useless" "You must have missed one word" ""Scabies in the eyes, in front of the bed"" "Yes!" ""Scabies in the eyes, in front of the bed"" "Does it work?" "I can't shout again, I am breathless" "Are you Ok?" "Master" "Master, why are you going up?" "Master, not up, but that way" "It's lucky for Master to come on time" "Beat him don't scare him, he can't defeat you" "Master, mind his head" "Master, what's the matter?" "What's the matter?" "Hubby, where is Master?" "He flies too fast" "I can't tell where he is now" "Help... help..." "Master Bo" "Master" "Are you calling me?" "How come I become your master?" "Save me first" "I can't, he is at your back" "Master" "He scares electricity, gather the wires now" "Tie him up, don't let him move" "Pull from both sides" "Pull, make it tighter" "We want to kill you by electricity" "Any casualties?" "No." "That's good!" "The ancient people scare electricity they are useless" "Don't you scare it?" "Hubby..." "I have a plan" "Hubby, is my dress pretty?" "Don't scare me" "Sexy?" "It's great!" "Cheers, you should drink more" "If there is holiday come to visit us" "If I were not killed" "I would come to visit you" "Good morning sir" "Are you fooling me?" "I have to court girls" "Good morning sir" "Uncle Wah, let's go for a toast" "You play such childish game" "Take care" "You too" "Silver?" "Yes." "It's made by silver" "Are you willing to go back with me?" "I have to visit my sister in Canada" "Fine" "Why don't you go with me?" "Why don't you stay?" "Siu Ha is crying there seems to be some problem" "Take care!" "Don't go, I have an idea" "What idea?" "From my experience of being a cop there is only one solution" "Think together" "Damn!" "Your Majesty, I can't finish the mission I should be punished" "I am a king but how can I be so superstitious" "I have almost ruined the whole kingdom" "It's the history of 300 years later it's marked that I'll be 60 years old" "And I can make my country wealthy and strong too" "How can I listen to your rubbish?" "Men, take magician to the jail" "Yes" "Your Majesty, please forgive me!" "Don't misunderstand although I have many wives but it doesn't mean I am not sincere to them" "It means, I am an affection man only" "Look at them" "It's really funny" "Don't feel shy, I am used to it" "Master Bo, Her Highness is the most beautiful one among them" "May I... go and ask her" "Really?" "Let uncle hold your hands" "Shall we go now?" "Sure!" "Do you mind me putting my hand on your shoulder?" "I don't mind" "Do you mind being courted by me?" "I like it" "She asked me to go ahead" "Really?" "Go to hell!"