"Meyer from Berlin Act One" "I am not sure if I am quite sick, but I absolutely have to get away from here." "Help me, otherwise there will be problems with my wife." "Prescribe a change of scenery!" "Sincerely, Sally Meyer." "Dearest Sally, this is for "You know who"!" "What am I supposed to do with it while I'm in bed?" "Better get me a bouillon wíth an egg!" "I thought you were ill!" "Nevertheless I can pinch your arm." "Shush ... watch out!" "There is only one remedy:" "Mr. Meyer has to spend some time in the fresh air!" "I told you, I have measles!" "Do you think it will get worse?" "If something is done, it will not get worse!" "Sally prepares his itinerary." "And where will you go to?" "I will take line 11 from Friedrichstraße to Switzerland!" "Dearest Sally, be careful!" "You are a knight in shining armour!" "Are you jealous again?" "Get me my alpenstock!" "Now I'm ready to roll!" "Well, Mr. Meyer, do you attend a fancy dress party?" "Where will you perform tonight?" "To Tirol, please!" "Allow me to introduce myself, Sally Meyer, Schöneberg." "But Mr. Meyer, this is a ladies' compartment." "That's why I came in." "I have ... ouch." "Sally in Tirol" "So this is Tirol!" "Strange neighborhood." "At the tourist hotel." "Dearest Kitty!" "Unfortunately I can not arrive until next week." "You write that you are harrassed by gentlemen, but I know my Kitty, who only thinks about her Harry." "Who is this sweet young lady?" "Don't bother, she rebuffs everybody." "Allow me to introduce myself, Sally Meyer!" "Which room would you like, sir?" "What's your room number?" "Number 15." "In this case I would like to have number 14!" "If I really want to, I can be very nice!" "Dear Harry!" "One more admirer, a Mr. Sally Meyer from Schöneberg." "He seems harmless, so I will prefer him to the others, so that they will avoid me." "Thousand kisses, your Kitty." "Act Two" "Zounds!" "Marvel at this!" "Pure nature, everything real and massive!" "Dearest wife!" "Arrived well." "Just marvelled at a gorgeous piece of nature." "Your Sally." "Will you wear your charming suit for dinner as well?" "Am I supposed to come naked for dinner?" "But if you want me to!" "Quite cramped here!" "That's what I like." "Why do you keep stepping on my foot?" "Should I step on my own foot?" "Allow me to introduce myself, Sally Meyer." "Don't they serve any food?" "Strange place!" "Now serve us for a change." "After dinner." "Well Mr. Sally, how did you like the food?" "Not as good as at Aschinger's!" "Do you know Watzmann?" "Let me think, Watzmann - Watzmann " "Didn't he marry Nanni Lammer?" "I'm talking about the mountain Watzmann!" "We will climb this mountain tomorrow." "May we ask you for a dance?" "No, we are tired  and futhermore we have different plans!" "Who is this anyway?" "Allow my to introduce myself, Sally Meyer." "Schulze, from Plauen!" "You are from Plauen?" "Then you can't join the conversation at all." "Sleep well!" "Let's see, what we can do!" "How high is Watzmann?" "2.800 meters." "Dearest wife!" "Tomorrow I will climb Watzmann, not to be confused with the company Watzmann  Co." "Kisses, yours, Sally." "Sally's nightmare" "I knew, that Watzmann is open to reason!" "The next morning." "Beautiful weather today." "Pity that it doesn't rain!" "Rowdy!" "Pleased to meet you, Sally." "Can I speak to you outside?" "I have just been outside!" "Roast hare ... 2.75 Sally Meyer ... 4.15" "Act Three" "Tomorrow we will meet for a duel!" "I don't mind." "If I am late, start without me!" "You try to chicken out!" "If you were a beautiful young girl ..." "Phone call for Mr. Schulze from Plauen!" "Here Schulze from Plauen, who is there?" "What do you have against this gentleman?" "Is this a conversation for you?" "Here Schulze from Plauen, who is there?" "Well, Mr. Sally, are you ready?" "For 25 years." "I thought we will go upwards, but now it's going downwards." "Over there it will go upwards again!" "Listen, I don't tolarate such jokes!" "How do we get up Watzmann?" "First you go crossways, then crooked, then bended, and than you will hit the mountain cabin with your nose." "I'll be damned if I understood a word." "What's the closest way to Watzmann?" "Just follow your nose, then you'll be there in no time!" "Why are you suddenly so jolly?" "Happy is somebody who meets a compatriot!" "Hooray, here he is!" "For Watzmann" "I already worried about you!" "I wouldn't mind that!" "It seems you are finished." "You wouldn't believe what I have climbed before!" "If we will fall now, we will fall together." "I would like this very much." "Isn't this a great view?" "Our supplies will not last long." "And the air up here!" "This is the fine Limburg cheese." "Darling..." "We will eat it on our way back!" "Take all of me, I'm yours!" "You dither so much." "Are you afraid to fall?" "Paula longs for her Sally," "Harry longs for his Kitty." "Act Four" "Could you buy a ticket to Tirol for me?" "At Watzmann's summit" "So this is Watzmann." "I don't like this gentleman at all." "Your husband's name is Sally Meyer and he is in Tirol right now?" "Dear Harry!" "One more admirer, a Mr. Sally Meyer from Schöneberg." "He seems harmless, so I will prefer him to the others, so that they will avoid me." "Thousand kisses, your Kitty." "Sally Meyer - and harmless?" "!" "You will talk yourself into the abyss!" "Then I will talk myself out of it as well!" "You should be filmed like this!" "I will not make a fool of myself." "Mister Sally buzzes off." "Mister Meyer and Miss Kitty are climbing Watzmann!" "He will come down faster than he got up!" "Why did you run down so fast?" "Don't ask me, ask the mountain." "In the mountain cabin." "I'm afraid we will have to stay overnight!" "The two of us in this small cabin?" "Mister Meyer, make yourself comfortable!" "Just to show you, that I am not shy!" "I can't even open those boots!" "I used to be a salesman at a shoe store!" "Do you snore, adorable beauty?" "Then you may stay!" "Don't hurry, they will not escape us!" "Don't say this, Sally has a good nose." "Mister Meyer, you awoke me." "I will make you sleepy again." "The next morning." "Sally, that's how I have to see you again?" "So look the other way!" "Did you ever climb Watzmann?" "Then you can't join the conversation at all." "You are madly in love with your Sally, aren't you?" "Would you hold it against her?" "The End"