"(PRAYING)" "(INAUDIBLE)" "Things will never be the same without him, huh?" "No." "Our people..." "I know they don't get along that good." "They'll be okay." "Frankie." "I know you don't like me because the commission passed you over." "You being my brother's underboss, you think you should have been the next in line." "I understand that." "As a matter of fact," "I like you, Aldo." "You're just not qualified to be a boss." "You're a bean counter." "You belong on Wall Street, not with us." "What are you trying to say?" "Everything's money with you, Aldo." "You got no respect for our thing." "You got no soul." "That's why your brother, Sally Boy, rest in peace, never gave you more than his taxes to do every year." "Yeah?" "Well, I'm the boss now." "And you better make sure your people keep in line." "Don't worry about my people." "But you better worry about yours." "Yeah." "Hey, boss." "Jimmy, what do you hear, what do you say?" "Couple of those FBI guys were in here." "They left a card." " Oh, yeah?" " Golf buddies of yours?" "(MOCKING) They're trying to convince me my life's in danger." "JIMMY:" "You?" "You're the only guy I know whose life isn't in danger." "And everybody know, everybody loves Frankie the Fixer." "Tell me about it." "(DOOR SLAMS)" "(GUN COCKS)" "(DOG YELPS)" "(EXHALES ANGRILY)" "I'm gonna give you the cocksucker, but I got some demands." "For starters," "I don't want to relocate in the US." "It ain't safe around here no more." "What are you thinking?" "Sun bed in the Bahamas?" "Nah." "Melanoma's for the old school wise guys." "I'm thinking Lilyhammer." "Lily what?" "SOKOLOWSKY:" "I think it's in Sweden." "Close enough." "HENRY:" "Why the fuck would you want to go there?" "Didn't you see the Olympics in '94?" "It was beautiful." "Clean air, fresh white snow, gorgeous broads, and best of all, nobody but nobody's gonna be looking for me there." "Listen, you give us Aldo Delucci and we'll send you to the goddamn North Pole." "You got a deal." "WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Just minutes ago, the District Attorney's prime witness, former underboss Frank "The Fixer" Tagliano, gave a shattering testimony against his boss, Aldo Delucci." "Inside sources say Tagliano is the last person anyone would have expected to testify." "MAN:" "Now, sports with Mike Mitchell..." "Look, here's the file to your new identity." "And the address to your new house." "From now on, you're Giovanni Henriksen." "You're a restaurant owner with no criminal record." "(STAMMERS) Hangrinsen?" "You couldn't find a more complicated name?" "If you get into any, and I mean any trouble with the police, you are on your own." "Don't worry about a thing." "I'm a brand-new guy over here." "Yeah, right." "(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)" "(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)" "(INCREASES VOLUME ON STEREO)" "Do I have your attention?" "Just nod." "Yeah." "This is what happens next:" "you're gonna go out there, you're gonna give the man his hat back," "and you're gonna shut that shit off." "Yes?" "(IN ENGLISH) Yes." "Here's your fucking hanky." "Go do the right thing." "(MUSIC STOPS)" "Excuse me?" "Just a little bit." "(IN ENGLISH) You look a little Arabish in the face." "Well, I'm an American." "(LAUGHING)" "Tell you the truth, I fell in love with your Olympics." "(IN ENGLISH) I wasn't sober until one year after." "(IN ENGLISH) Here we are." " That place?" " Yep." "Are you sure that's the house?" "(IN ENGLISH) Yes, sir." "Here you go." "Keep the change, all right?" "(IN ENGLISH) Welcome to Lillehammer." "This one's for you, Lily." "(ALARM BEEPING)" "(ALARM STOPS)" "(SHUDDERING)" "(IN ENGLISH) What the fuck..." "Excuse me?" "I'm sorry, I don't understand." "(IN ENGLISH) Oh, the sheep head..." "It's my dinner." "You're gonna eat this?" "Oh, yeah." "It's very good." "(FRANK CHUCKLING)" "For a minute there, I thought I was going to have to give Johnny Fontane a movie part." "(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Okay..." "You must be the new neighbor." "Laila Hovland." "Hi." "Giovanni Hankrensen." "Hankrensen?" "Is that Indian or... (STAMMERING) No, it's Henriksen." "My father was Norwegian." "(IN ENGLISH) Call me Johnny." "Oh, you're in the postal service, huh?" "(IN ENGLISH) Oh, no, I'm the lensmann." "I'm chief of police." "(IN ENGLISH) See you around!" "Okay... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)" "What the fuck?" "Fuckin' amateurs." "(BABY CRYING)" "How're you doing?" "JAN:" "Giovanni Henriksen?" "Yes. (CHUCKLING)" "So, you lived in New York all your life?" "That's right." "?" "Start spreading the news?" "I was there once, you know." "The Big Apple." "That's good." "And you have some background from the restaurant business?" "Yeah." "(IN ENGLISH) Pizza delivery." "I had a very successful bar in New York, you know." "So I know all about it." "I just need you to make a few moves so I can get a local license, that's all." "(LAUGHS)" "(IN ENGLISH) We have to have some reality check here, you know?" "To start a bar is a very complicated process." "Oh!" "Complications." "That's what you call it here?" "Same thing where I come from." "I brought a little something for that purpose." "Take care of whoever you gotta take care of." "It's just so everybody can wet their beak a little bit." "(IN ENGLISH) Do you want me to call the police?" " What?" " Should I pick up the phone and call the police?" "Easy, take it easy." "All right, maybe you do things differently here." "I apologize." "Okay." "Maybe we should put this on the account for cultural differences?" "Cultural differences." "(IN ENGLISH) Blank sheets, okay?" "Okay, okay, blank sheets." "Thank you." "What the fuck?" "Little lamb, what are you doing out here by yourself?" "All right." "Take it easy." "Take it easy." "(SHEEP BLEATING)" "Where you going?" "Come here!" "Oh!" "SIGRID: (IN ENGLISH) Hi." "(IN ENGLISH) I found her on the road and I'm looking for the owner." "Oh, hi." "(IN ENGLISH) We never said hello on the train." "Yeah, yeah." "Giovanni." "Call me Johnny." "(SIGRID LAUGHS)" "My pleasure." "I got lucky." "That's a nice kid you got there." "Father around?" "I'd like to meet him." "(IN ENGLISH) No, he's not living here." "Oh." "Well, small town." "Maybe we'll run into each other again, you know?" " Yeah." " Have a little coffee." "Okay." "Thank you." "(LAUGHS)" "(IN ENGLISH) Come on, let's give it a shot." "Come on!" "Yes, please." "Thank you." "Do I talk to you or talk to the dummy?" "My strong qualities?" "I'd say observation's one of my finer qualities." "Observing you, I'd say you look a little stiff." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "(IN ENGLISH) Two minutes, please." "What's that?" "(IN ENGLISH) It's a six-months daily course for immigrants that struggle to adapt to Norwegian society." "Six months?" "You gotta be joking." "Wait a minute, are you telling me" "I gotta spend half a year learning how to be a fucking immigrant?" "(IN ENGLISH) Do you want me to call the police, then?" "And tell them about the bribe?" "Okay. (SIGHS)" "Hey, mister." "Mister." "Do you want to come for a beer?" "A Friday beer?" "With us?" "No, thanks." "I gotta pass." "It's a big TV night." "Sure, okay." "(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)" "On second thought, one drink." "What the hell." " Sure." "Okay." " Yeah." "(IN ENGLISH) Only get 340 kroners per day from NAV." "(IN ENGLISH) Do you want to come play... (IN ENGLISH) Dart?" "No, no thanks." "I'll stay here and hold the table." "(IN ENGLISH) Hi." "Please." "My pleasure." "Friends..." "More like business associates." "(IN ENGLISH) Okay, so what kind of business is that?" "It's that obvious?" "I'm not gonna be at NAV too long, just getting some information." "I'm opening a nightclub, actually." "(IN ENGLISH) Oh, that's nice." "Yeah." "And you?" "What do you do?" "I used to work in Oslo, but now I hope to get a job here." "But it's not so easy in this county." "So, we'll see." "Well, there's a lot of new foreigners in town, so maybe they'll be hiring soon." "(CHUCKLES)" "To teachers." "Oh!" "(TORGEIR LAUGHING)" "Nice place you got here." "I used to be in the bar business myself." "(IN ENGLISH) I'm moving to Alicante." "We should talk." "A hundred and fifty." "A hundred and fifty?" "(IN NORWEGIAN) That's what it costs." "Sorry, I have to go." "Something just happened." "There's been a wolf on the farm." " I'll take you." " Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Keep it." "(SHEEP GROANING)" "SIGRID:" "Oh!" "We're gonna get that wolf." "(IN ENGLISH) It's okay." "FRANK:" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Why are we sitting around talking when we should be out killing this fucking thing?" "Bullshit." "Are you kidding me?" "What are we waiting for?" "I'm telling you right now, I'm not gonna..." "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" " SIGRID:" "Come in." "Excuse me, but aren't people allowed to defend their own homes in this country?" "(IN ENGLISH) Unlicensed killing of wild animals is strictly forbidden in Norway." "Sorry, Lily." "(DOG BARKING)" "So, you guys really know how to find this wolf or what?" "You guys in or out?" "(IN ENGLISH) We're in, but..." "Maybe it's a bit dark now." "Yeah, it's real cold." "Oh, I see." "What do you mean, "I see"?" "You talk real big, but when it comes down to it, you're chicken." "(SPITS)" "FRANK:" "Is this really necessary?" "(IN ENGLISH) Just look at the snow." "(TORGEIR AND ROAR CHUCKLING)" "There's something wrong with these things!" "(BEEPING)" "(SPITS)" "(BEEPING STEADILY)" "(LAUGHS) Real funny." "You fat fuck, you." "(WOLF HOWLING)" "FRANK:" "Could have been in the Bahamas," "Fort Lauderdale." "No." "I gotta go to a place where if your dick freezes off, you don't even notice it for three days." "I'm telling ya..." "(DEVICE CONTINUES BEEPING STEADILY)" "(DEVICE BEEPING FASTER)" "(RUSTLING)" "(ROAR SCREAMS)" "(GROANING)" "FRANK:" "Did I hear a shot?" "Look who I ran into while you guys were playing cowboys and Indians." "How about that?" "(LAUGHS)" "One more rock should do it, huh?" "Shh!" "FRANK:" "We gotta get out of these woods!" "TORGEIR: (IN ENGLISH) I used to go fishing with NAV here." "(ROAR GRUNTING)" "I found it." "That's a good idea." "There's booze in that." "(IN ENGLISH) Yes, homemade." "That's some Norwegian cuisine I could learn to love." "Mmm." "You should call room service." "(IN ENGLISH) What did you do back in the States?" "I had a restaurant, a little bar." "(IN ENGLISH) ...getting rid of evidence..." "You kiddin'?" "You ever seen the Cooking Channel?" "It can get pretty rough." "Yeah." "(ROAR LAUGHS)" "Johansen." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "That's interesting." "(IN ENGLISH) Roar." "(IN ENGLISH) Look who's here." "Be cool, okay?" "Follow my lead." "Oh, hello." "LAILA: (IN ENGLISH) Hi." "Just out enjoying your lovely scenery." "Illegal hunting... (IN ENGLISH) That's crazy." "We don't really have anything to say because we didn't see anything." "So, now that we've cleared up that little misunderstanding, why don't we all go inside and have a drink?" "Mmm." "Always good to help the authorities." "Especially when they're neighbors." "(FRANK CHUCKLES)" "How ya doin'?" "I think we do." "Yeah, well, that's my appointment." "The real question is, what am I gonna do with them?" "(IN ENGLISH) Is this blackmail?" "Definitely." "Where I come from, these kind of pictures could be a problem for a public official, but maybe that's just (MOCKING) cultural differences." "Could be a problem here as well." "Absolutely." "Okay." "So, how about I make the pictures disappear and you do a little something for me." "Is this about the New Start course?" "I can get you off, it's no problem." "Nah." "I wanna take that course and this is gonna be my teacher." "(IN ENGLISH) She's not working here, you know." "Is that gonna be a problem?" "No, no, no, no, no." "All right." "So now all we gotta do is take care of the license for my sports bar." "Yeah, you know, as I said, that's a very complicated..." "I understand." "Wait, wait, wait, I can..." "I can call a guy." "I can..." "(IN ENGLISH) Listen, last time, you mentioned something about financial motivation..." "Yeah, I did." "But now, this is all the motivation we need, pally." "Make that fucking phone call." "Yep." "FRANK:" "What do you think of this joint?" "(IN ENGLISH) Looks nice." "Good enough to own?" "Of course it's good enough to own." "(CHUCKLES)" "What do you think?" "Well, I bought it." "I need a partner." "I'm thinking about you." "Me?" "You bought it?" "(CHUCKLES) Yep." "Take a look." "(STAMMERING)" "Nothing." "You sign at the bottom and you're a bar owner." "(IN ENGLISH) You're not shitting me right now?" "(LAUGHS)" "I'll take that as a yes." "(IN ENGLISH) You bet your ass it's a yes." "Torgeir Lien." "I'm a bar owner now!" " Congratulations." " Thank you, sir!" "Why don't you pour us a little celebration libation?" "Sure, Giovanni." "Look at me, I'm a bar owner!" "Call me Johnny." "(IN ENGLISH) Okay, I'll call you Johnny." "To new beginnings." "New beginnings." " And early fucking spring." " Yeah." "TORGEIR: (IN ENGLISH) "To my number one fan, Frank."" "Somebody I used to know." "In another life." "English CCs OCR'd from Netflix Brought to you by DFLIX"