"This movie has been created using material filmed by Wesley Tersago... a Belgian student at the Amsterdam Film Academy." "Gentlemen of the jury, teachers of the seventh art... after four years, you denied me access to your renowned institute." "The reason being... what was it again?" "Intolerable behaviour." "But as you can see, I finished my movie on my own." "With this, because this photo camera is also a film camera." "Have fun with Crimi Clowns... the first movie of which the main actors will surely get life." "Villa Tersago, Brasschaat, Belgium." "Television?" "That's nice." "What are we going to do?" "I don't like this." "What, darling?" "That you drive the guys crazy." "What are we going to do?" "5 minutes of TV." "An interview with you, me and Mike." "Don't look so sour, Lou." "That's what they asked." "It's not so strange, Lou." "The boss and the two new ones." "Aren't you better off without me entirely?" "Are you going to be like that?" "You think it's not going to work?" "I don't care anymore." "Ok, so you're not coming?" "No?" "Bye, Lou." "Come, guys." "And that's how the cheerful clowns left for TV land, minus one clown." "Attention and silence." "Turn on the spotlights." "Where's our heroine?" "Bring the horses and..." "Action!" "Life was so beautiful, my darling... when you told me that you loved me." "Life was too short, my darling." "I don't want to live without... you." "Clown Norry, how do you become a clown?" "By paying attention in school... and by not watching too much TV or playing too many video games... and by eating an apple every day." "Really?" "No." "Mini Mike, did you always dream of becoming a clown?" "Ever since I was little." "And then there's clown Kakki, of course." "'Kakki', what a funny name." "Yes, thanks." "Where did you get that name?" "My real name's Katja." "We changed that to Kakki." "See, not every clown's funny." "That went well, didn't it?" "Do you think so?" "Yes, didn't it?" "Do you know which bit I liked?" "When you explained how you got the name 'Kakki'." "Hilarious." "Thank you." "Go get a parking ticket at the desk." "I need to talk to someone." "Hello, Michael." "Norry, how are you?" "What I've been wondering..." "When will our clip enter your charts?" "Which track was that?" "If you get our record into your charts..." "Here." "There's more where that came from." "No, I can't accept that." "Alright, then I'll give you another one." "Sorry, that's not how it works here." "No, only with the big record companies." "Not with them either." "That's not what I heard." "But not about me." "You leave the money there, shake my hand and say..." ""Bye, clown Norry." I'll go and we won't talk about a thing." "I don't want your money and your clip won't be played." "Ok." "Michael?" "Come, son." "Bye." "Villa Tersago, Brasschaat, Belgium." "In the make-up room at home, we had a strange premonition." "Lou wasn't there anymore, but he left his laptop with a message on it." "Something he had just recorded." "It's not what I think, is it?" "Wesley, Ronny, Katja..." "When you'll see this, I'll be alright again." "Katja, this is a cute instrument for a cute girl." "Wesley, you liked this one." "And it goes well with your black room." "Ronny, we've talked about this like forever." "In the end, you gave it to me." "Against your will." "But I appreciate that." "That's for the funeral." "Fuck, he means it." "I think he did it with pills." "Don't cremate me, Ronny." "That scares me." "He once told me he thinks about it sometimes." "And let Rachel choose the coffin." "He told me that too." "So it won't be too plain." "I fucking laughed at him." "I said: "Pills are for women." "A man shoots himself through the head."" "I hope they don't have to scrape his brains from the wall." "And no pop music." "Classical music." "Mahler and Ravel." "You know which ones." "Bye, guys." "Lou?" "Lou!" "Wesley?" "Fuck!" "Lou." "Dear Boss, now that you're gone, I'm even more aware." "This afternoon, friends said their goodbyes to Frank Mulder... better known as The Boss." "Mulder was the partner of Katja Mermowitz, better known as clown Kakki." "Mermowitz won the Most Beautiful Baby of the Netherlands Award in 1992." "The Boss was mainly known for his beef stew with Trappist beer." "You were always my sweet big Daddy Bear." "Sometimes you were a bit moody." "But you always meant well." "What a sad day." "And I'm not the only one who's sad." "We'll miss you, dear grumpy." "Your best friends will miss you most of all." "Ronny." "Wes, Lou!" "Asshole!" "And Lou." "Oh, oh, this is bad." "And you know what's terrible, dear Boss?" "That none of us have been able to say goodbye to you." "Bye, Boss." "Even Lou who liked your cooking so much, can't be there." "Because he's in a coma and might never wake up." "Hello?" "Speaking." "Yes." "Yes." "Thanks." "Lou." "Lou came out of his coma." "Damn it!" "Dimitri Denul." "Free-lance photographer." "Damn it!" "Haven't you ruined our lives enough?" "Stop that or you'll break a nail." "Are you defending him now?" "Ronny." "I think he understood." "Look, the most handsome guy in the family woke up." "Hi, Lou." "Since when do we kiss each other?" "What?" "I said "Since when do we kiss each other?"" "Since we saw that in The Godfather." "Really?" "Can you pass me that cup?" "I'm thirsty." "Thank you." "He speaks Dutch." "Did you come from a funeral?" "Yes." "No." "They dragged the Boss' corpse from the canal." "Damn it, are you serious?" "And the other corpses?" "They didn't find them." "How is that possible?" "Dragged along by a boat, we think." "He came up two bridges further." "Without hands or feet." "And all mangled by the screw." "Yuck." "But they didn't find the plastic and the rocks." "Jesus Christ." "Fuck, shit, bollocks." "He's not fucking with us, is he?" "This is so incredibly nice." "Milk." "First, they wanted to put me in a ward with other patients." "I said to the nurse:" ""No way Jose." "It's full of fucking Moroccans over there."" "I didn't know you had a problem with Moroccans." "Ronny, can you behave?" "It's a little monkey's birthday." "Come on, guys." "What?" "Monkey." "Isn't that sweet?" "I wish a hot bitch called me that." ""Come here, my little monkey."" "They've said that to me." "Little monkey?" "Little retard, you mean." "Come in, we're beginning." "This is Norry." "And this is Papalou." "And this is Mini Mike." "Hello, hello, hello!" "Who's this?" "That's you." "Do you understand me now?" "That I can't handle it?" "All this talk about monkeys?" "They're great people." "Well, he speaks Dutch now." "And he speaks Flemish normally?" "Yes." "Does he hear Dutch often?" "Yes." "My..." "A very good friend speaks Dutch." "Are you leaving me all alone?" "Yes." "Wesley studied in Amsterdam for 5 years." "He speaks Dutch too." "And there are plenty of Dutch here in Brasschaat, like you." "Well, a coma can cause a change of personality." "A change of personality?" "Kiss my ass." "Ronny, could you pass my handkerchief?" "It's got a knot in it." "Yes." "You know, I think my memory's starting to work again." "Really?" "Yes." "Can you get the knot out?" "You didn't use it, did you?" "No." "You know, suddenly I remember lots of things... that I should have told you long ago." "Why?" "You'll see." "Yes, I blew my nose in it." "See?" "It's starting to work up here." "My memory's coming back." "I'm starting to remember things... someone else experienced." "But that someone's me." "Isn't that crazy?" "But I don't remember it." "That's insane." "For instance, I remember you owe me 150 euros." "No, I don't." "Oh yes, you do." "And if you don't give it to me, I'll tell your father what you used it for." "Don't you have it exact?" "It's very liberating that... lots of things are coming back." "There, it's working again." "Can you believe it?" "My best mate's a fucking Dutchman." "You know what I'd hate?" "If his short term memory started working again." "His episodic memory." "That would be a shame." "Imagine he suddenly realises, we've been taking the piss... for the past 15 years." "I think he already knows." "Johnny!" "It's me." "They've removed a lobe!" "With a Black  Decker, through my ear." "Hey!" "Don't film me!" "Don't nag, mate." "Easy, Wesley." "He lives here." "Have you got a light?" "Does your mother like when you smoke?" "Wesley." "Clozapine users... can't suddenly quit smoking, says Mr Cambré, asshole!" "Clozapine users can't say 'asshole', says Mr Cambré, asshole." "You're an asshole yourself, asshole." "What's that?" "What does it look like?" "Have you got anymore, sir?" "Here." "This isn't his first time." "Johnny!" "It's me!" "Ann Berreta." "Amber, the youngest Tersago." "My sister." "Young, beautiful and completely fucked up." "Amber!" "One little shot." "Daddy's darling and problem child." "Ann Berreta." "Lock the door, Wesley." "What did I do wrong with my daughter?" "Nothing at all, dad." "This isn't Amber, this is the heroin." "She didn't come off it." "She's still as hooked as ever." "Pay." "Have we got any stolen credit cards left?" "None that are completely safe." "Give me one from the CSC." "What's that?" "Clowns for Sick Children." "That's fucking appropriate too." "Ok, now you can say hello and... ask: "Show us your tits or pull down your pants"." "You do it." "Yes?" "Let's see if she answers now." "Hi, dad." "How are you?" "Hello, darling." "I'm fine." "You?" "Fine too." "We're rehearsing for 'The Gingerbread Men'." "And are you able to stay off the drugs?" "Can I call you in two hours?" "We're in the middle of rehearsing and Deborah has to go to the dentist." "She can't stay long." "Alright, bye darling." "Love you." "Bye, dad." "She should have been a lawyer." "Why?" "I've never heard anyone lie that well." "Organise a private date." "We'll get her out of there right away." "Ok." "And another one." "Come." "Jay, big boy." "And for all the dummies and sleepyheads who don't know who Jay is..." "Last November 6, in Brasschaat, 45 year old Gerard Peeters disappeared." "Better known as Jay." "This is from Jay." "Fuck me dead..." "He just ratted on us." "The man was last seen at the Peerdsbos Bridge... on his way to his parked car." "Damn it!" "Get him, dad!" "November 7, Jay Peeters was found by the side of the E19." "After six medical interventions and a long period of rest and recovery..." "Gerard Peeters was reunited with his friends..." "What's that?" "A houseplant." "who accepted him willingly into the warmth of their nuclear family." "Jos said: "You fucked him up, you can nurse him"." "And they've looked after him lovingly, ever since." "Stop that." "Enough!" "I can't believe Lou survived." "But there are costs involved, we think." "After a week in a coma." "You're lucky you don't have two like this." "Master, master!" "Jos, I think he's talking to you." "Yes, son?" "Wesley's started." "What's he doing?" "He shouldn't do that, should he?" "No." "Right." "I want to say something." "Master, master." "Jay." "Wesley's harassing me." "Stop harassing Jay, Wesley." "Ok, Jos." "Master, Wesley ate my Milky Way bar." "This is how it goes 24 hours a day here, Jos." "Shall I put him in the garden, dad?" "Yes." "Ok." "You've got something to say." "Jos The Thief, gangster legend." "Always appears with his charming magician's assistant, Jarek." "Jos has always been the most important customer of our company." "Strict, but unfair." "Did you kill the Boss?" "Us?" "Yes, you and your son." "Who then?" "How should I know?" "If you don't know, no one does." "And yet I don't know." "Doesn't he get anything to eat at home?" "Right, he's getting some sun." "Not now, Wes." "And something else." "You always act as if you'd lose everything if you lost this house." "If you'd take it from me, you mean." "If I take it from you, you lose it." "Same thing." "But... that villa on the Bist... it's been paid off and it's mortgage free." "It belongs to Rachel." "Have you two divorced?" "That's been started." "Then it's still yours, Ronny." "What are you saying?" "Throw that 25 year old girlie out." "Make up with your wife and give the villa on the Bist to me." "We'll be relaxed about the rest of the money." "And at a lower percentage." "What do you think?" "I think I misunderstood you." "I don't think so." "Come, Jarek." "Now we're having fun." "Are you telling me who I should fuck?" "Take it easy, Ronny." "Bye, Jos." "Bye, Jarek." "Damn it." "That's where the Parfait D'Amour used to be." "This belongs to Maurice van Rossem." "Do you owe him money?" "No, but I hope Amber didn't say who her dad is." "Not normally." "I have a problem with sentences that start with 'not normally'." "That guy's something." "You don't feel good about it." "I'm shitting my pants, mate." "Hello, Maurice." "Damn it!" "Ronny, asshole." "How are you, mate?" "Skinny and healthy." "Why are you here?" "Work or play?" "I have a date with one of your performers." "Taking pictures costs extra." "You know that." "Who did you book?" "Ann Berreta." "Changing of the guard." "Ann Berreta." "That's fine, mate." "And she's already been worked in." "What do you mean?" "Hot and ready." "You can hang it straight in." "And if you hurry, it's free." "Free?" "She's out of it." "Maurice, see you next time." "Fred." "That's bullshit, Ronny." "Fred's a good guy." "I know, Maurice." "I forgot my card in the car." "I forgot the charger of my camera." "Mr Maurice, there's a problem." "I'm coming, darling." "One minute, Ronny." "Fred?" "One moment." "I have a question." "What was that just now?" "Didn't you have to pay?" "Only for the room." "And were you satisfied?" "Certainly." "I'd rate it 9.5." "I don't give tens." "Then I think you should pay." "Do you think so?" "For a 9.5, definitely." "You pay a bit more then." "I will." " Ok, give her my compliments." "Yes." "That's a new pair of glasses." "That's new teeth." "And that's a new nose." "I have bad news, Ronny." "Our Anneke's feeling a bit weak." "What's wrong with her?" "One glass of champagne and she's gone." "That's not a problem for us, Maurice." "I've got another offer, Ronny." "Fourteen years old." "I'm not here to babysit, Maurice." "Cleopatra Suite." "Up the stairs, end of the hallway to the right... up the steps, to the left." "Darling?" "Darling?" "Are you alright?" "Daddy?" "Amber." "Wesley." "What are you doing here?" "We came to see 'The Gingerbread Men'." "I'm cold." "Damn it, the coward's afraid to go in himself." "Go on!" "Have a look." "Unbelievable." "Damn it." "If I had a gun, I'd shoot him through the head." "Fuck!" "Man." "Villa Tersago, Brasschaat, Belgium." "Daddy's little birdie has come home safely to the parental nest." "Are you glad you're back?" "What?" "How do you feel here?" "I remember I hated this room." "When I lived here." "And also that I missed this room." "Later." "And now?" "I don't feel anything." "Ok." "Villa De Jong." "Every Thursday evening at 8, Mr and Mrs De Jong... have dinner in the Kroon in Brasschaat with friends." "They're back at 10:30." "That early?" "They're Dutch, Mike." "A good time never lasts long." "The alarm." "They only have contact alarms... no sensors and the central alarm's in the basement." "But those tightwads didn't secure their crawl space." "And who fits in there perfectly?" "Mike." "Poekie!" "Poekie gets a sausage with a little sleeping pill." "Kiss my ass!" "Damn it!" "He moves when we don't see it." "Show me, Wes." "Look." "You don't see his hand move, do you?" "No." "Look, when I speed it up." "Look." "Well?" "Fuck, dude." "He gets something out of that pot." "No, his hand was empty." "Then he puts something in." "Maybe he put it in his pocket." "What did you take out of that pot?" "Choco." "What?" "Choco, choco, choco!" "Choco?" "Choco in your pants." "You're not going to burn him, are you?" "For sure." "Don't do that!" "Come on, dad." "He's fucking with us!" "Wesley." "What are you doing?" "What?" "My granny." "Likeable, caring lady." "Your dad's right." "You shouldn't leave scars." "Sadistic criminal." "What do you recommend, Madam?" "Water boarding." "Yes, I'm a fan too." "Villa Tersago, Brasschaat, Belgium." "Thursday evening, December 29." "Showtime." "I don't mean to brag but..." "I think we're looking good." "Dad, is it ok if I hide mini cameras in the house?" "For Jay?" "For Jay, Lou, Mike, Katja." "I don't trust anyone anymore." "Don't touch the intercom yet, Wes." "No, no." "Jesus, man." "Lou." "Hey, dude." "Mikey!" "My big friend." "Come here, man." "How are you?" "Fine." "You're not feeling bad right now?" "That nap did me good." "Were you allowed out already?" "Of course not." "What's happening here?" "What are you going to do?" "You all look so posh and black." "That villa with the Dutch people?" "No, no." "Yes." "No, no, yes." "What is it?" "Don't tell me you were going to do this without Lou." "You were." "He speaks Dutch?" "Yes, great, isn't it?" "Is it ok?" "That's a tiny crawl space for such a big house." "They're Dutch measurements." "Just like their doors are much smaller than ours." "And their beds." "Even though those people are all taller." "True." "Even their midgets are taller than in Belgium." "Can someone push?" "I'm kind of stuck." "What was that?" "I wanted to give the dog its sausage." "And Lou took off with it." "With the sausage?" "No, with the doggie." "He's not going to hurt it, is he?" "What are you doing?" "Come on!" "Did you want to take it home?" "No, but you shouldn't drown the animal." "It didn't do anything." "What does that matter?" "It's not shutting up." "Ronny, the animal lover." "We'll give it a sleeping pill, like we always do." "Yes, to guard dogs." "I won't sacrifice a steak to this barking turd." "Just a little sausage." "If it makes a sound, I'll make its bowels fly out of its ass." "That was Flemish." "What?" "Nothing." "Sausage anyone?" "No?" "Fuck." "Katja." "She's calling us." "Katja?" "What did I say?" "About this mobile." "What?" "Calm down." "Unbelievable." "Take it easy, girl." "Breathe." "What?" "What do I have to do with that?" "Katja, I'll curse as much as I want." "Katja?" "She just hung up." "What happened at home?" "Lou, it's so bad." "You don't want to hear it." "What?" "A pen leaked into Katja's new handbag." "Ronny, turn that thing off." "I can't." "Mike has to be able to call." "Fuck!" "Mike?" "You're kidding." "Fuck!" "Lou, look." "It's 8:30." "Incredible bastards!" "Damn it De Jong, go screw yourself." "I don't want you to see those assholes anymore." "Don't talk bullshit!" "They weren't talking about me." "They were talking about your slut." "Yes, and who do you think they meant?" "De Jong!" "What is it?" "Look." "What?" "Damn it." "No." "Lou!" "Lou!" "De Jong, I've got such a headache." "I have a Paracetamol for you." "What are you doing?" "You're hitting her again?" "We're out of Paracetamols." "Jesus." "What shall we do?" "I have an idea." "Is it good?" "Yes, nice." "I'm glad to hear that." "A bit depressed, Ronny?" "I have a headache." "Paracetamol?" "I prefer the other Lou." "Yes, you can't fuck around with this one." "Hallo?" "Someone woke up." "Hello?" "Well." "That was good." "Where?" "We don't have a safe." "Where's all your money then, asshole?" "We don't have any money in the house." "Really, sir." "Why not?" "Against..." "Yes." "Against..." "Against thieves." "Ok." "The TV room." "In the white socket." "159B." "Look at that." "What a memo technical tool." "What's he doing?" "De Jong, dearie, what did he do?" "Bingo!" "Yes!" "That's looking good!" "Hey, Wes, did you see 'C'est arrivé près de chez vous'?" "More than ten times." "Look." "What did you do?" "Didn't you see?" "Ask Wesley to rewind the camera." "Deranged asshole!" "Oh yeah?" "And who called my name four times?" "Me?" "No, your mother." "When she was fooling around on the ground with that Dutchman." ""Lou, Lou", she cried out." ""Lou, Lou, do something."" "Do you remember?" "Amateur." "What did you do?" "I shot Mr and Mrs De Jong through their noggins." "Kiss my ass." "You'd like that, wouldn't you?" "Little perv." "And I hope you won't tell Uncle Jos about this." "Can we have some music?" "I'm certain there's three million in the suitcase." "Are you serious?" "More." "We'd better put it away quickly." "I think we'll be in jail within three days." "We're not going to put away my share." "It's mine." "Hey, gran." "Yes, on the front there's a red ON/OFF button." "And on the back of the screen there's a square button that says LV." "Do you get video now?" "You can handle the rest." "Bye, gran." "Is she going to film?" "Careful, don't underestimate her." "I'd be the last one to do that, Wes." "Shut up!" "Yes, finally." "Do you know how often I've tried calling you?" "42 times." "Are you laughing at me?" "You know what happened." "No, but if you called me 42 times about it, I hope it's serious." "Serious?" "Listen." "I'm listening." "I have the 'Victoria' by Hermes and the 'Eclips' by Vuitton, right?" "Handbags." "In the Hermes..." "A fountain pen leaked." "And there's a burn hole in the Vuitton!" "Well, girl, that means you should be a bit more careful with your stuff." "I don't have a pen and I don't smoke." "Who did that?" "If you want me to kick you out, keep this up." "Damned asshole." "I'm going to the police." "I'll tell them Ronny killed the Boss." "What did you say?" "The last thing the Boss told me, is that Ronny was going to shoot him." "And then they dragged him out of the water with a bullet through his head." "Quite a coincidence, don't you think?" "I wouldn't go to the police with that story." "I'll decide that for myself, gran." "Katja..." "Some people aren't the way they seem." "What are you talking about?" "This family." "Ronny, Lou, Wesley... me." "Yes." "Do you never wonder why... there's a Yellow Pages from 2007 on the table?" "No, I don't worry about that." "I know." "Let go off me." "Are you crazy?" "What are you doing?" "Amber, did we wake you?" "No, Jay did with his Carmina Burana." "What are you doing?" "This girl wants to send your father back to jail... and I want her to change her mind." "Stop!" "What?" "Stop, I said!" " Sorry, gran." "I didn't hear you." "Look." "I think you drowned her, Amber." "Me?" "No, you." "You've been lucky." "Why?" "You could never have been my assistant again." "If you go to the police, we'll come and get you... and then we'll give you more swimming lessons, understood?" "Yes." "Get out of here." "She'll understand by now that you made the hole and the stain in the handbags." "No." "No?" "There's nobody home upstairs." "Ronny, damn it." "Lou, please, man!" "Dodo!" "Stop it." "Mike, what do you say?" "It doesn't bother me." "Mike's afraid you'll throw him out of the window." "Yeah, yeah, kiss my ass man!" "Stop it." "Fuck." "Look." "Fuck, man!" "Where is he?" "Men!" "Look, quickly!" "Jesus." "Fuck!" "Big fat fuck." "He's totally dead, man." "What's he doing here?" "At 4:40 am?" "Why didn't he see us coming?" "Fucking fucker!" "I bet he was legless." "What shall we do with him?" "Let's call the police." "What?" "Lou, please, dude." "Seriously." "I have an idea." "Damn." "Look at the 500 notes." "Man, man, I've never seen this much before." "I want my share now." "I knew it." "Yes?" "What will you do." "Put it in a sock?" "That will have to be some serious sock." "For one thing, I won't put it in your safe." "It's also your safe." "It is?" "Tell me the code then." "The code?" "K." "O. D. E." "C." "What?" "C. O. D." "Don't do that!" "What will you do?" "I thought Mike was your buddy?" "It's over." "I'm seeing someone else." "I want to count the money and I want my share." "And you can do what you want with your share." "Count?" "Now?" "Have you lost your mind?" "Measure it." "There." "Do we agree they're all equal?" "No, but I'll take the highest one anyway." "Let's draw straws to decide who can choose first." "What are you doing?" "My share." "What did you think?" "Your share?" "You may have had a kilo of sleeping pills... and ten bottles of whiskey." "And a personality change from here to Tokyo." "But the two fifths are for me." "We'll change that." "You don't remember, do you?" "Let's ask what your mummy thinks." "One fifth for each of us and one fifth for the firm." "And the firm, that's me." "That was the deal and it hasn't changed." "Mr De Man, we'll divide it pro rato pari passu!" "Do we agree?" "Pari passu, my ass." "So we don't agree!" "Good evening, father." "How was work?" "Shall we have sandwiches again?" "A new camera man?" "I'm the second unit." "Where's Katja?" "I don't think we'll see her here anymore." "Did she quit?" "Yes." "All over a few handbags?" "Maybe it's better." "We didn't have much fun with the girlie." "No." "Amber, some warm wine?" "Yes." "Have you done that before?" "When I went to uni, I worked for a vet." "Bedtime?" "No way." "You're coming with me to the Heaven." "I'm paying for bubbles and tits." "How did it go tonight?" "Well." "Finally..." "He's asleep." "Finally some cash." "The men..." "Damn it, Wesley talked again." "Wesley's right." "Jay cheats." "You never saw what he took out of the flowerpot, did you?" "No." "Because you didn't check the fireplace." "It was burning." "Yes." "Here." "Damn it." "That's mine." "They're in my desk." "Then he has inside help." "Yes." "Mike?" "Or Katja." "Lou." "Or you?" "Yes, me." "Lou wants to go out with all his money." "Carrying it?" "How will he do that?" "In the lining of his jacket." "He looks like that fatso from the snack bar." "Let him go, Wes." "That's not a good idea, dad." "He's completely messed up." "He's going to cause problems." "Damn it." "Do you want to hear the good news?" "His episodic memory is still as fucked as before." "How do you know that?" "He keeps wondering where he got that wound in his neck." "Ronny!" "How are you, buddy" "Are you coming?" "Or those women will be asleep." "Hello, Madam." "Bye, son." "Amber." "Nice pyjamas." "I've got the same ones." "Can I get a quadruple espresso and a marker pen?" "Me first." "Done!" "And who is this?" "Groucho!" "Lou's a real caricaturist." "No, he can only do two." "Dolf and Groucho." "Yes, you look great." "Get lost!" "Lou the Pussy Man." "Take one." "Action." "What's going on here?" "The party's here!" "Damn it!" "Stop that." "This goes too far!" "If you give me ten minutes, it'll end automatically." "I'm not joking!" "Stop!" "What's that?" "Put on your pants and get lost." "I don't want to see you in the Heaven anymore." "Lou, damn it!" "Idiot!" "Stop that!" "Get out!" "Fuck!" "Durga?" "Durga?" "Damn it!" "Did you see Lou leave?" "Yes." "Did he say where he went?" "No." "Did Mike go with him?" "Yes, he didn't have much choice." "Dad, Lou's really dangerous." "I know, Wes." "There's the ambulance already." "No police yet." "Maybe they won't come." "They might pretend it was an accident." "Like she fell or something." "You didn't see what she looked like." "She fell and kept bouncing?" "Where are we going?" "To the warehouse." "Let's check the safe." "I want to see how much we made." "I won't leave the money there, Wes." "You're not going to take Mike's share." "Do I look that nasty?" "Yes." "What's that?" "Damn it." "He made him open the safe and then smashed his head in." "What happened?" "He walked into the pavement." "Wes." "Fuck." "That's for the Dodge." "Didn't it belong to an old lady, who only used it on Sundays?" "Rachel." "Rachel Rubens." "My dearly beloved mummy." "Involved in a nasty divorce with my poor dad." "Their impetuous and youthful love created its first product: your servant." "Me." "Poor mommy." "Are you doing anything?" "Can you still drive?" "I mean:" "Can you drive right now?" "You'll get it back tomorrow morning, ok?" "Yep." "Thanks." "You're welcome." "Are you ready, Wes?" "I think he's still counting." "What are we going to do?" "Come." "Turn it off!" "I'll clear the coffee table quietly." "You keep him at gunpoint." "What if he wakes up?" "Then you say: "Don't move, Lou"." "And if he tries something anyway?" "What?" "What if he tries something anyway?" "Then you shoot him." "Yes?" "Yes." "Ok." "Only if he doesn't cooperate." "Right." "If he behaves, don't shoot." "No." "The safety was still on." "Ok." "Wait." "Leave that." "Come on, Wes." "I can't believe you took the money from his hands." "Come on." "Can I make a sound now?" "No." "Now you can." "Six hundred and forty thousand." "What does that make?" "Eight million six hundred thousand." "Kiss my ass." "Kiss my fucking ass!" "How much does Jos get?" "A million and a half." "Where will we put it?" "Remember the coke from that Filipino banana boat?" "Yes, good idea." "Is there any soup left?" "No." "Veal fricassee." "Much better." "You were absolutely right about Jay." "Come, I have to show you something." "Here." "He took this out of the plant pot." "Damn, he's been talking to the police." "I'm sure of it." "Then we have no choice." "What?" "We have to kill him." "Jos won't agree, Wes." "Accidents happen." "Not now." "Think about it calmly first." "Tomorrow." "Tomorrow." "Ok, tomorrow." "How about those mini cameras you mentioned?" "And where do you store the images?" "In my basement." "It's your mother's birthday." "Yes, I'm going there this afternoon." "Did you buy her a present?" "No, I'll get a bottle of white from the basement and some flowers." "Not the Montrachet of a thousand euros." "Are you crazy?" "She'll chug it as if it was beer anyway." "What about you, Amber?" "I'm having my admission interview... at the rehab centre." "I think I'll go tonight." "She'll be drunk then." "You should go tomorrow." "She always cries on her birthday." "Phone." "I feel like shit." "Have you got anything for me?" "Is it true about the interview?" "Yes." "Where are you going?" "To yours." "To the Magnolia?" "Yes, Mr Vrints." "Say hello to him." "I gave them your name as my buddy." "Ok." "I've just got enough for one shot." "In a cookie jar in the basement." "Are you still using?" "No." "It's like someone who has quit smoking, but keeps a package he won't touch." "Ok." "Thanks, buddy." "Yes, a lip-sync performance on Dutch TV, tomorrow." "Do we still want to do that?" "What do you mean?" "After yesterday's job." "Do you want to retire already?" "What job was that?" "We made good money and your brother thinks we're set for life." "What?" "Nothing." "Why are they asking this late?" "Jan Smit's sick and they have a gap." "Jan Smit, who's that?" "No idea, darling." "What's wrong with him?" "I don't care, Wes." "But they have a gap and we're going to fill it." "Fuck!" "They want 'Life's so beautiful'." "That's a problem without clown Kakki, right, dad?" "Give me ten minutes." "What is she doing?" "Amber?" "Another minute." "Ok?" "Yes." "Life's so beautiful, my darling... when you tell me that you love me." "Life's too short, my darling... to be lived without you." "How could we ever break up... and think that it would work?" "We're together again and that feels so great." "I'll never want to be without you." "Life was so beautiful, darling..." "When you told me that you loved me." "Life was too short, my darling..." "I don't want to live without... you." "Hey..." "What's that?" "Are you crying?" "I've always wanted this." "A circus family." "Oh, daddy." "Yes, somebody woke up." "Asshole." "Dad, can you do it one more time?" "I missed it." "Everything for art." "Ready?" "Are they for me?" "No, for me." "But you can hold them for a moment." "Have you heard from André?" "No." "Are you afraid?" "That he'll come and beat you up?" "He doesn't have a key anymore." "How many of those cameras do you have?" "About seven." "Well, well." "Fucking hell." "Those are good knives." "Damn it!" "Just kidding." "How are things at home?" "Nothing but shit." "Yes?" "Pork and beef, separate or mixed?" "Mixed." "A change of personality?" "Are you serious?" "Yes, he suddenly speaks Dutch." "Don't talk nonsense, Wesley." "And he's become a real asshole." "We should have left him where he was." "Where?" "In the next world." "Don't say that, Wes." "Wait until you see him drown a puppy." "What did he do?" "He put its head down the toilet, closed it and flushed." "Oh, come on, don't talk nonsense." "If dad hadn't saved it..." "Well..." "Does dad still mention me?" "No." "Not even every now and then?" "Never." "Come on, mum." "But after that last time..." "He did say that..." "How did he put it again?" "Never ever again." "That he still had feelings for you." "What kind of feelings?" "He didn't say." "Beautiful flowers, Wes." "Beautiful flowers for a beautiful woman." "Someone's coming in." "Damn, he does have a key." "And with joy in our hearts, we welcome André The Cop." "Ex boyfriend of mummy, enemy of daddy." "I'll drag you into jail." "Seriously?" "And also not a buddy of Uncle Wesley." "Bad André The Cop." "Get out, now!" "Here!" "Try it." "Wesley!" "Wesley!" "Ronny, help!" "Rachel!" "Help, Ronny!" "What happened?" "André's dead!" "Fuck." "You didn't kill him, did you?" "No, Wesley." "What?" "He was defending me." "Don't get angry." "Please, don't get angry with Wesley." "It was me or André." "Are you sure he's dead?" "Yes." "Damn, what's that?" "We were just having skewers." "Were you still seeing André?" "Not at all." "He suddenly came in and started hitting me and strangling me." "I almost died, Ronny." "How about Wes?" "He's puking in the bathroom." "There he is." "Don't be angry, Ronny." "Please don't be angry with him." "Wes, dad here." "Wes." "What?" "Start putting everything that's got blood on it, in garbage bags." "Ok, and the floor?" "Not the floor, Wes." "I mean, it's marble and it won't come out." "Damn, just what we need." "Start with the rest." "I'll bring the specialist." "Ok." "The specialist?" "Yes, who do you think?" "It's us." "I've never seen anything like this." "Wes had no choice." "It was this or I'd been dead." "Come on, Wes, pull that out." "No?" "You stuck it in, you can pull it out as well." "Sorry, gran." "He can't hurt you anymore." "Come on!" "You're turning him into a sissy." "Yes, just like you did with me." "Not me, your father." "Men, let's not fight over this." "Pick him up and roll him in the plastic." "I don't know if it will come out." "No?" "I told you from the start, Rachel, marble means trouble." "I'll see what I can do." "We might have to sand it down." "Yes, that's going to make a mess." "Wesley." "Wes!" "Sorry, what can I do?" "Bye, André." "Problem?" "Yes." "Fuck!" "The asshole's gone." "Look at that." "Damn it, what's he doing?" "He's turning of the security cameras and deleting the recent footage." "He's making a call on the landline." "And then he goes back." "He's not exactly an athlete." "No." "Jarek!" "Damn it, Jos The Thief is unbelievable." "Jos The Thief hasn't changed in fifty years." "I think I'll call Jos." "Yes, Ronny." "Jos, we have a problem." "Jay's gone." "Gone?" "We came back from a Communion party and his wheelchair was empty." "Was he able to walk?" "No, he was a vegetable on wheels." "Jos..." "I think he's been kidnapped." "Who would do a thing like that?" "No idea, Jos." "The world keeps on turning." "I'll make some phone calls and I'll keep you informed." "Jos" "Yes." "One more thing." "I have 1.5 million for you." "Euros?" "No, shekels." "Shekels?" "No, euros, Jos." "Do I come to you or you to me?" "Hello, Jos?" "Are you still there?" "When are you coming?" "Now?" "Here at ten o'clock, ok?" "Ok, bye, Jos." "Bye, buddy." "Alright then." "Better start defrosting 1.5 million in the microwave." "Where does it come from?" "Private money." "Drugs?" "No." "What does it matter?" "You won't tell me anyway." "Shouldn't you count it?" "I trust you." "But you don't seem to trust me." "Before I forget." "Jay's music." "If you want to make him happy, you'll play the Carmina Burana." "When he has to go to sleep, play K3." "You have company." "Ronny." "Wesley." "Jay." "New wheels?" "Yes." "Posh." "From an old lady who only used it on Sundays." "Hello, Lou." "Hey, Ronny." "You alright, dude?" "No." "Where have we been yesterday?" "I feel like a train wreck." "What's the last you remember?" "I was in the psychiatric ward and the shrink was a young broad... with the best tits in the world." "And she said I couldn't go home yet." "She said she could blow up my scrote." "That's when I got into a cab." "And from then on..." "Nothing, buddy." "Lou, stay home today." "We're going on a family outing." "He speaks normally, doesn't he?" "Ok, thanks, matey." "See you tomorrow." "Bye, Lou." "And that's how we left, reunited like the ideal circus family... to the land of cheese and coffee shops." "And tulips and clogs." "And skates and Wesley Sneijder and the Queen." "And Saint Nicholas." "For a breakthrough on national TV." "I think I've never been this happy." "Thanks, honey." "Mum, did you spend the night in Brasschaat?" "That's none of your business." "Yep." "Yes?" "Is that the iPod?" "Radio 2." "Yes." "I want to travel with you forever." "Across the world, in our circus train." "You tame the lions, I the white horses." "Grab your suitcase and let's go." "Life's so beautiful, my darling... when you tell me that you love me." "Life's too short, my darling... to be lived without you."